Contest #638


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638

The winning captions

These captions are chosen by The New Yorker.

  1. “You must be the fellow who ordered a friend on Amazon.”
  2. “It’s the convenience of suspenders without the ridiculous look.”
  3. “First time in the Bay Area?”


Name Value
Submission deadline 2018-11-05T02:28:00.000Z
Voting started -
Voting ended 2018-11-19T02:31:00.000Z
Finalists announced 2018-11-13T02:28:00.000Z
Magazine(s) announcing finalists issued November 19, 2018
Number of captions 5423
Number of responses 882701
Number of participants -


Dashboard

In this table, the "mean" means the empirically measured average funniness score when the "unfunny", "somewhat funny" and "funny" receive a funniness score of 1, 2, 3 respectively. "Precison" is the standard error of the mean, the standard deviation of the mean estimate. With that, a caption with an empirical mean μ and precision σ has true mean in the range [μ - 2σ, μ + 2σ] with 95% probability by the 68-95-99.7 rule assuming the responses are indepedent and identically distributed.

Rank Caption Mean Precision Total votes "Unfunny" votes "Somewhat funny" votes "Funny" votes
0 I wear the pants but my wife controls them. 1.6914 0.06742 162 92 28 42
1 I wear the pants, but my wife has the remote. 1.6452 0.06391 155 86 38 31
2 Nothing you buy on a 2 am informercial is ever a good idea. 1.6341 0.05868 164 87 50 27
3 To be honest, I’m kind of flying by the seat of my pants. 1.6066 0.05470 183 100 55 28
4 Seriously? You've never tried a pair of hoveralls? 1.5951 0.06132 163 96 37 30
5 This is Otto, the other is Hannah — they’re palindrones. 1.5793 0.06115 164 99 35 30
6 The puppy wasn't attracting the type of women I'm interested in. 1.5767 0.05896 163 95 42 26
7 It’s not so bad. I had helicopter parents. 1.5671 0.05875 164 97 41 26
8 And that’s when I just decided to fly by the seat of my pants! 1.5644 0.05775 163 95 44 24
9 My wife forgave me for the affair. With conditions. 1.5561 0.05729 187 117 36 34
10 I'm Adam, your Lift driver. 1.5488 0.06196 164 105 28 31
11 We didn't understand cargo pants at first either. 1.5481 0.06284 135 80 36 19
12 Hi, I’m your Uber ride. Grab my hand. 1.5417 0.06301 144 89 32 23
13 This is much better. I used to fly by the seat of my pants. 1.5404 0.05778 161 97 41 23
14 In hind sight, I should have agreed to an ankle monitor. 1.5394 0.05799 165 101 39 25
15 YOU can wait for the walk sign. 1.5380 0.05392 171 100 50 21
16 Always wanted to fly by the seat of my pants. 1.5325 0.05695 169 104 40 25
17 I like to fly by the seat of my pants. 1.5321 0.05993 156 97 35 24
18 The only danger is if they see a squirrel. 1.5294 0.05546 170 103 44 23
19 My wife has the remote 1.5287 0.05895 157 97 37 23
20 I see yours are still analog. 1.5284 0.05341 176 105 49 22
21 No - I can't fly yet, but I can hit a high C. 1.5267 0.05960 150 92 37 21
22 First time in the Bay Area? 1.5260 0.05411 173 104 47 22
23 I've got them set between low-rider and full wedgie. 1.5226 0.06095 155 99 31 25
24 I’d wait for the next upgrade. There’s a wedgie issue. 1.5220 0.05438 182 113 43 26
25 My wife is at the controls . . . long story. 1.5215 0.05729 163 101 39 23
26 The only problem with them is if there's a strong gust of wind my voice goes up an octave. 1.5188 0.05880 160 101 35 24
27 SkyMall. Why do you ask? 1.5172 0.05690 174 111 36 27
28 The good news is that I get uptown in 10 minutes. The bad news is that I land with one hell of a wedgie. 1.5163 0.05724 153 93 41 19
29 It was either this or an ankle monitor. 1.5068 0.06242 146 95 28 23
30 It's called upward mobility. 1.5058 0.05439 172 107 43 22
31 Turns out you don't have to put on your pants one leg at a time. 1.5055 0.05270 182 113 46 23
32 Alexa, hold up my pants! 1.5031 0.05797 163 105 34 24
33 Mr. Smith? I’m your Uber ride. 1.5000 0.05746 160 102 36 22
34 You must be the fellow who ordered a friend on Amazon. 1.4969 0.05511 161 100 42 19
35 It’s the convenience of suspenders without the ridiculous look. 1.4967 0.05874 153 98 34 21
36 Ask me where I keep the remote. 1.4966 0.05604 149 91 42 16
37 The judge said it was either this or the ankle bracelet. 1.4943 0.05573 174 113 36 25
38 Hi, I'm Steve from Amazon Cloud Services. 1.4868 0.05600 152 95 40 17
39 I'm flying by the seat of my pants. 1.4852 0.05315 169 106 44 19
40 Well, I guess I’m going to take off. 1.4848 0.05612 165 107 36 22
41 Actually my wife has the controls. 1.4843 0.05417 159 99 43 17
42 Well I'm off. My Lyft is here. 1.4843 0.05490 159 100 41 18
43 Amazon sent me. Your book is backordered. 1.4841 0.05829 157 103 32 22
44 You're experiencing what is known as 'disbelief of suspension'. 1.4828 0.05799 145 92 36 17
45 Yeah, I had helicopter parents, why 1.4824 0.05357 170 108 42 20
46 They're my emotional support drones. 1.4817 0.05188 191 124 42 25
47 I said I BARELY NOTICE THEM ANYMORE! 1.4805 0.05696 154 99 36 19
48 At first it was just a joke, but then I got the Department of Defense contract. 1.4750 0.05316 160 100 44 16
49 They keep dropping me off at Amazon. 1.4750 0.05945 160 109 26 25
50 All I said was: "Hey Alexa I need a lift," and this happens... 1.4750 0.05604 160 104 36 20
51 You act like you've never seen a pair of chastity drones before. 1.4747 0.05658 158 103 35 20
52 As you probably guessed, I'm single. 1.4734 0.05443 169 110 38 21
53 I lost the car in the divorce. 1.4731 0.04952 186 117 50 19
54 It's just until the sexual assault charges are dropped. 1.4713 0.05448 174 115 36 23
55 They're great until your kid steals the controller. 1.4709 0.05371 172 112 39 21
56 The battery life is pretty short, and that’s led to a couple of embarrassing incidents.” 1.4706 0.04989 187 119 48 20
57 One leg at a time, that's how. 1.4699 0.05244 183 120 40 23
58 Guess who just put his pants on TWO legs at a time? 1.4691 0.05193 162 101 46 15
59 No lines ... no tickets ... just fly by the seat of your pants. 1.4688 0.05460 160 103 39 18
60 Yes I'm single. Why do you ask? 1.4667 0.05473 165 108 37 20
61 Plus, with the turbo option, I can go up a full octave. 1.4667 0.05538 180 123 30 27
62 Best part? I can use Tesla charging stations. 1.4663 0.05385 163 105 40 18
63 It’s not so much about holding up my pants as it’s about attracting venture capitalists. 1.4662 0.05542 148 94 39 15
64 They're controlled by a joystick in my pants. 1.4658 0.05713 161 108 31 22
65 Alexa, fix my wedgie. 1.4654 0.05698 159 106 32 21
66 Gotta go. My Lift is here.” 1.4647 0.05352 170 111 39 20
67 It's better than flying by the seat of my pants! 1.4641 0.05719 153 101 33 19
68 They're just for technical support 1.4621 0.05732 132 83 37 12
69 OK, you have the remote, right? 1.4620 0.05509 158 103 37 18
70 And now, when people say, "He puts his pants on just like you and me," you'll know just how wrong they are. 1.4615 0.05936 143 95 30 18
71 I prefer to fly by the seat of my pants. 1.4611 0.04943 180 114 49 17
72 You also get an owner’s manual, a pack of adult diapers and a barf bag. 1.4595 0.05783 148 98 32 18
73 I hope I have been ordered by a nice family 1.4589 0.05842 146 97 31 18
74 Hi, I'm the drinking buddy you ordered from Amazon Prime. 1.4586 0.05341 181 122 35 24
75 They're my suspenders of disbelief. 1.4581 0.05660 155 103 33 19
76 I'm here for your Amazon return. 1.4578 0.05445 166 110 36 20
77 It's the hot new fashion...hoveralls 1.4577 0.05881 142 94 31 17
78 Sure, but once he builds that wall, these babies will sell like hot tamales. 1.4561 0.05389 171 114 36 21
79 I admit it can be a little embarrassing when the batteries get low. 1.4551 0.05043 178 115 45 18
80 Hi! I'm Joe, the personal assistant you ordered from Amazon. 1.4545 0.05379 154 99 40 15
81 Of course my wife has the remote control. 1.4545 0.05468 165 110 35 20
82 AirUber. Where to? 1.4540 0.05236 163 105 42 16
83 I place an order on Amazon and - Pow! - these babies deliver ME to my stuff! 1.4529 0.05538 170 116 31 23
84 The balloons looked ridiculous. 1.4512 0.05353 164 108 38 18
85 Are you the one who called Amazon Customer Support? 1.4512 0.05692 164 113 28 23
86 Why, yes, I am Mr. Fancypants. 1.4509 0.05464 173 118 32 23
87 My wife got the bra version. 1.4503 0.05322 171 114 37 20
88 I have a mini one to do my zipper. 1.4494 0.05521 178 124 28 26
89 Hi, i’m Your Lyft driver. 1.4494 0.05226 178 119 38 21
90 Wow, you're still using analog suspenders? 1.4491 0.05072 167 107 45 15
91 Ya, you get a wedgie. But I can be in Hoboken in five minutes. 1.4487 0.05554 156 104 34 18
92 I’ve been sent here to see if there is anything we can do to stop you from dropping your Amazon Prime. 1.4477 0.05297 172 115 37 20
93 The only thing I don't like about them is I have to call the FAA every time I want to take off my pants. 1.4471 0.05211 170 112 40 18
94 yeah...product of helicopter parents 1.4471 0.05278 170 113 38 19
95 No one thought the iPhone would catch on, either! 1.4467 0.05312 150 96 41 13
96 I have a patent suspending. 1.4465 0.05547 159 107 33 19
97 Unfortunately, I left the remote in my other pants. 1.4462 0.05056 186 124 41 21
98 Sir, your Lyft has arrived. 1.4462 0.05113 186 125 39 22
99 The hip-hop setting is eight inches lower. 1.4459 0.05775 148 100 30 18
100 By design, I fly by the seat of my pants! 1.4459 0.05614 148 98 34 16
101 When you go low, I go high. 1.4458 0.05092 166 107 44 15
102 Look, they put my pants on one leg at a time just like everybody else. 1.4458 0.05438 166 112 34 20
103 I only have to wear them until my wife trusts me again. 1.4452 0.05942 155 109 23 23
104 Honestly, I feel 20 pounds lighter. 1.4451 0.04957 182 119 45 18
105 With the Drone-penders 2.0, there's no chance of getting caught with your pants down. 1.4438 0.05095 169 110 43 16
106 You ordered a handshake on Amazon, correct?! Here it is! 1.4423 0.04754 208 139 46 23
107 I know it looks weird, but I haven't been mugged once since I put them on. 1.4417 0.05156 163 106 42 15
108 Amazon needs a clarification on your order. 1.4410 0.05092 195 134 36 25
109 Amazon Customer Support here, how can I help? 1.4403 0.05397 159 106 36 17
110 To be honest, yes, I am a little worried about the battery life on these things. 1.4400 0.05635 150 101 32 17
111 I don’t know how I managed before self-driving pants. 1.4383 0.05176 162 106 41 15
112 Imagine the possibilities for brassieres. 1.4383 0.05250 162 107 39 16
113 Hi, I’m your ride 1.4379 0.05394 153 101 37 15
114 They came free with my Prime membership. 1.4379 0.04951 169 109 46 14
115 The view was great, but the wedgie was brutal. 1.4368 0.05082 190 130 37 23
116 They have two speeds...tenor and soprano. 1.4368 0.05370 174 120 32 22
117 Now, Prime members can be delivered to their online orders. 1.4364 0.05320 165 111 36 18
118 Greetings, I'm from Amazon and I'm here to help. 1.4356 0.05151 163 107 41 15
119 I see you're still wearing analog suspenders. You need to think bigger. 1.4355 0.04813 186 122 47 17
120 I wanted to fly by the seat of my pants. 1.4350 0.05052 177 118 41 18
121 Hi, I'm your car-less driver. Where can I drop you?" 1.4345 0.05448 168 116 31 21
122 The free app syncs with my calendar, so I never forget to wear pants to a meeting. 1.4345 0.05775 145 99 29 17
123 They keep me on my toes. 1.4342 0.05417 152 101 36 15
124 I don't mind; I was raised by helicopter parents. 1.4341 0.04950 182 121 43 18
125 Go ahead build the wall. I'll make millions. 1.4337 0.05363 166 113 34 19
126 A life well-documented is a life well-lived. 1.4336 0.05663 143 96 32 15
127 Hi, I'm Frank. Professional drone walker. 1.4336 0.05575 143 95 34 14
128 I thought about suspenders, but I didn't want to look ridiculous. 1.4333 0.05550 150 101 33 16
129 Just a natural progression from helicopter parents. 1.4330 0.04947 194 132 40 22
130 Basically they're fully autonomous... but I can still take over the zipper in case of an emergency. 1.4329 0.05411 164 112 33 19
131 I am your date. Match.com now has drone delivery. 1.4329 0.05271 164 110 37 17
132 I also invented noise canceling trousers. 1.4329 0.05127 164 108 41 15
133 Next year I'll just tell them what I want for father's day. 1.4321 0.05245 162 108 38 16
134 I use to be one of those helicopter parents. 1.4320 0.04946 169 110 45 14
135 I still adjust my fly manually, though. 1.4320 0.05224 169 114 37 18
136 If they pull my pants any tighter it is going to be "unmanned" flight for sure." 1.4315 0.05905 146 102 25 19
137 I see you're still sporting the analog model. 1.4311 0.05200 167 112 38 17
138 Just wait until you see how I hold my socks up. 1.4305 0.05275 151 99 39 13
139 Just because they suspended my driver's license doesn't mean I'm grounded 1.4305 0.05600 151 103 31 17
140 You're late on your Amazon Prime payment 1.4302 0.05007 179 120 41 18
141 Marvin, this is the last time I'll get your ball off the roof. 1.4301 0.04798 193 129 45 19
142 Well, when the batteries die, it does get a bit awkward. 1.4286 0.05192 161 107 39 15
143 Amazon can now go directly into my wallet and remove money without bothering to delivery anything. 1.4286 0.05545 147 99 33 15
144 I can't understand why the judge considers me a flight risk. 1.4286 0.05339 161 109 35 17
145 Alexa sent me. I'm Greg from Prime Friendship. 1.4277 0.05461 159 109 32 18
146 I don't like waiting for the "WALK" sign. 1.4276 0.05330 152 101 37 14
147 They're working on little ones for your socks. 1.4269 0.05108 171 115 39 17
148 Now I really can fly by the seat of my pants. 1.4268 0.04973 164 107 44 13
149 it was either this or an ankle monitor and i'm like so let's have some fun 1.4268 0.05585 157 109 29 19
150 They’re waiting to see if I want to return the pants. 1.4267 0.05544 150 102 32 16
151 It’s best if I don’t tell you where the remote control is. 1.4267 0.05624 150 103 30 17
152 You did order a lyft, didn’t you? 1.4261 0.05255 176 122 33 21
153 I put my pants on like everyone else. One drone at a time. 1.4260 0.05219 169 115 36 18
154 Ironically, it was only because two people gave me the same gift that I found a use for them. 1.4259 0.05166 162 108 39 15
155 They work great except for the wedgies. 1.4258 0.05488 155 106 32 17
156 The only downside is that it gives you a really bad wedgie. 1.4255 0.05975 141 99 24 18
157 It's a new service called "Lift." 1.4254 0.04901 181 121 43 17
158 And if you think that’s impressive, wait until you see how the zipper works. 1.4242 0.05169 165 111 38 16
159 We're still having some problems with the necktie option. 1.4241 0.05557 158 110 29 19
160 I might have to take off early. 1.4241 0.05103 158 104 41 13
161 I also programmed my Roomba to tie my shoes. 1.4238 0.05269 151 100 38 13
162 They're a must have for the committed helicopter parent. 1.4236 0.05711 144 99 29 16
163 I may have been born privileged, but I still put my pants on one drone at a time—just like everyone else does. 1.4233 0.05565 163 115 27 21
164 The settings go from low rider to wedgie. 1.4228 0.05402 149 100 35 14
165 Tssh. You still wearing analogs? 1.4217 0.05284 166 114 34 18
166 Actually, I don't put my pants on one leg at time! 1.4200 0.05538 150 103 31 16
167 Two to keep your pants up; six to get airborne. 1.4192 0.04977 167 111 42 14
168 Sure beats taking a cab, but I wish I had worn my relaxed-fit jeans. 1.4189 0.05592 148 102 30 16
169 Mostly I fly to the battery store 1.4186 0.05340 172 121 30 21
170 This is what I call tech support! 1.4186 0.04943 172 115 42 15
171 Same as everyone. One drone at a time. 1.4182 0.05235 165 113 35 17
172 I'm Andy, from Amazon's new on-line dating service. Are you Michael? 1.4178 0.05730 146 102 27 17
173 It’s the latest from Lyft! 1.4176 0.04842 170 112 45 13
174 Hi. Bob from Amazon. 1.4172 0.05427 151 103 33 15
175 Your wife ordered you a friend on Amazon. 1.4172 0.05666 151 106 27 18
176 The only downside is my voice occasionally sounds a little higher. 1.4167 0.04953 168 112 42 14
177 Safe? Of course it's safe. I've got 2 gps-guided drones with 4 gyro-stablized propellers on each for software and hardware fault tolerance. What could possibly go wrong? 1.4167 0.04975 180 123 39 18
178 Well, it was pretty embarrassing when both batteries died at the same time. 1.4158 0.04605 190 126 49 15
179 I call them 'willing suspenders of disbelief.' 1.4156 0.05349 154 105 34 15
180 ...But I still put them on one leg at a time. 1.4155 0.05311 142 94 37 11
181 I'm Frank. I'll be your Uber driver. 1.4152 0.05230 171 119 33 19
182 Tell me the belt industry isn't nervous. 1.4150 0.05447 147 100 33 14
183 I'm supposed to deliver you to your mother's for Thanksgiving. 1.4149 0.04936 188 130 38 20
184 These babies get me to work in 10 minutes but for some strange reason my voice is higher for the rest of the day. 1.4146 0.05110 164 111 38 15
185 Gone are the days when I could lift myself by the bootstraps. 1.4145 0.05065 152 100 41 11
186 They work fine, but I'm having some intimacy issues. 1.4138 0.05140 145 95 40 10
187 I put them on same as everyone else; one leg at a time. 1.4136 0.05301 162 112 33 17
188 I put my pants on just like everyone else, one drone at a time. 1.4132 0.05184 167 115 35 17
189 Helicopter parents are so last year. 1.4132 0.05184 167 115 35 17
190 I’m the BFF you just ordered on Amazon 1.4125 0.05565 160 114 26 20
191 Sorry I'm late. I got held up. 1.4125 0.05349 160 111 32 17
192 I’m thinking of calling it “Lyft.” 1.4125 0.05199 160 109 36 15
193 Hi. I’m Matt from Amazon. 1.4118 0.05115 170 117 36 17
194 I'm a fly by the seat of your pants type of guy 1.4118 0.05183 170 118 34 18
195 I'm not sure what it does, but I got it with 2-day free shipping from Amazon! 1.4112 0.04978 197 140 33 24
196 Hi, I'm your driver. Grab my hand and hold on tight. 1.4111 0.04970 180 124 38 18
197 I’m Amazon’s new tech support. 1.4107 0.04874 168 112 43 13
198 I use to be a Helicopter dad,but I need to keep up with the times. 1.4106 0.05420 151 104 32 15
199 I have ten minutes to charge these before my pants fall off. 1.4103 0.05214 156 106 36 14
200 Mosquitoes stay clear and my pants stay hiked up. It's a win-win. 1.4103 0.05214 156 106 36 14
201 I’m gonna need either a belt or a charger in the next 15 seconds. 1.4097 0.05865 144 103 23 18
202 Other than raising my voice a few octaves, they work fine... 1.4096 0.05341 166 117 30 19
203 Hi I am your Amazon personal shopper... 1.4094 0.05023 171 117 38 16
204 Yep, I really am flying by the seat of my pants”. 1.4091 0.05114 176 123 34 19
205 What? You're still using Uber 1.4088 0.05142 159 108 37 14
206 I found them in SkyMall.” 1.4088 0.05219 159 109 35 15
207 Hi, I'm the new assistant you ordered from Amazon. 1.4088 0.05443 159 112 29 18
208 This seemed more functional than a cape and tights. 1.4088 0.05237 137 90 38 9
209 This changes the game for a 5 story walk up! 1.4083 0.05065 169 116 37 16
210 I'm telling you, helicopter parenting isn't enough these days. 1.4082 0.05177 147 98 38 11
211 Practical? No. Suspenseful? Yes. 1.4079 0.05227 152 103 36 13
212 Talk about "flying by the seat of your pants." 1.4076 0.05343 157 109 32 16
213 Jetson, George Jetson” 1.4072 0.05107 167 115 36 16
214 Didn't you order a man from Amazon? 1.4067 0.05604 150 106 27 17
215 Thanks for noticing. I did lose 10 pounds. 1.4065 0.05469 155 109 29 17
216 Yeah, boxers. Definitely, boxers. 1.4062 0.05487 160 114 27 19
217 Hi! I’m Dan, the window washer. 1.4057 0.05320 175 126 27 22
218 Would you happen to have 7000 AA batteries?” 1.4054 0.04618 185 124 47 14
219 It was either this or the ankle bracelet 1.4052 0.05442 153 107 30 16
220 Why yes, my suspenders do come with Bluetooth. 1.4051 0.05390 158 111 30 17
221 No one thought the bra would take off either 1.4048 0.05221 168 118 32 18
222 Everything was going great until an 8 year old got a hold of the controller. 1.4040 0.05652 151 108 25 18
223 I used to fly by the seat of my pants, but I've modernized. 1.4040 0.05413 151 105 31 15
224 Who knows what the future holds? Right now, they just hold up my pants. 1.4036 0.05054 166 114 37 15
225 All the good jobs are in the cloud. 1.4035 0.05017 171 118 37 16
226 So I no longer have to put my pants on one leg at a time. 1.4032 0.04904 186 130 37 19
227 Hi. I’m here with an update on your Amazon order. 1.4028 0.05689 144 102 26 16
228 Just don't clip them to your underwear 1.4025 0.05288 159 111 32 16
229 Cmon, I'll give you a lift. 1.4025 0.05057 159 108 38 13
230 I'd love to drop by...what time? 1.4025 0.04977 159 107 40 12
231 Thought you’d never ask. To hold my pants up.” 1.4025 0.05057 159 108 38 13
232 I'm beta-testing Uber's new self driving pants. 1.4025 0.05057 159 108 38 13
233 Thank you for calling Air Taxi. Hold my hand tightly. 1.4025 0.05436 159 113 28 18
234 How do you do? I'm the new butler you ordered 2 hours ago from Amzon 1.4024 0.04948 164 111 40 13
235 I just let myself fly by the seat of my pants. 1.4024 0.05127 169 118 34 17
236 Now if I can just work out the wedgie problem. 1.4023 0.04747 174 117 44 13
237 As beta testing goes, it could be worse. There's a jockstrap version of this thing. 1.4022 0.05166 179 128 30 21
238 I'm your lift driver. 1.4014 0.05077 147 98 39 10
239 I've stopped using lyft. 1.4013 0.05335 157 110 31 16
240 Surveillance or delivery? 1.4013 0.05258 157 109 33 15
241 I think of myself as upwardly mobile 1.4013 0.05411 157 111 29 17
242 And they delivered themselves! 1.4012 0.05127 172 121 33 18
243 Lyft? I' ll show you lift! 1.4000 0.05384 155 109 30 16
244 Don’t be offended if I start talking down to you. 1.4000 0.04771 165 110 44 11
245 Some days I just need a lift. 1.4000 0.05596 150 107 26 17
246 Hi George. By shaking my hand, you accept our terms and conditions. 1.4000 0.04958 180 126 36 18
247 They come with Amazon Prime Wardrobe. Returns are super fast. 1.4000 0.04548 185 124 48 13
248 Your mom sent me. She says, "call her back." 1.4000 0.05144 165 115 34 16
249 It's part of H.R.'s new sexual harassment prevention program. 1.3988 0.05145 168 118 33 17
250 It helps keep me on my toes. 1.3988 0.04712 168 112 45 11
251 Nice pants. You pull them up yourself? 1.3988 0.05115 163 113 35 15
252 My kids think I'm one of those helicopter parents 1.3987 0.05434 153 108 29 16
253 If I am not back in five minutes, call the F. A. A. 1.3987 0.05108 153 104 37 12
254 I’m done flying by the seat of my pants! 1.3978 0.04839 186 130 38 18
255 Hi, I'm Trevor, the friend you ordered from Amazon. 1.3977 0.05145 171 121 32 18
256 I’m your Lyft driver, just hang tight. 1.3975 0.05006 161 110 38 13
257 Didn’t you order a Lyft? 1.3975 0.05006 161 110 38 13
258 It has its ups and downs. 1.3973 0.05277 146 100 34 12
259 The station can't afford a news chopper so I got the next best thing. 1.3973 0.05366 146 101 32 13
260 It's been nice chatting with you, but I've just been cleared for takeoff. 1.3966 0.04946 174 121 37 16
261 Not only did Amazon just deliver this belt they're installing it too. 1.3963 0.05162 164 115 33 16
262 It’s only annoying when I have to go to the bathroom. 1.3962 0.04806 159 106 43 10
263 No offense, but I just think suspenders look ridiculous. 1.3962 0.05429 159 114 27 18
264 I' m just flying by the front of my pants. 1.3962 0.04806 159 106 43 10
265 Revolving doors are particularly problematic. 1.3960 0.05200 149 102 35 12
266 What's amazing is that nobody thought of it sooner. 1.3958 0.05594 144 102 27 15
267 I put my pants on one drone at a time. 1.3955 0.05014 177 125 34 18
268 I, too, thought it was a great idea, but it just hasn’t taken off. 1.3955 0.04950 177 124 36 17
269 These are my last two certified emotional support drones. 1.3953 0.05120 172 122 32 18
270 If I leave them home alone they'll tear up the furniture. 1.3952 0.05369 167 121 26 20
271 Because, when I had only one, I kept going around in circles. 1.3949 0.05479 157 113 26 18
272 Now that’s amazing... three minutes ago I ordered suspenders from Amazon! 1.3947 0.05375 152 107 30 15
273 But mine lift and separate. 1.3944 0.04888 180 126 37 17
274 Yes, the wedgie is an issue. 1.3941 0.04742 170 115 43 12
275 It's my Halloween costume: I'm the Suspension of Disbelief. 1.3938 0.05177 160 112 33 15
276 Well I've gotta take off, great talking with you. 1.3938 0.04864 160 108 41 11
277 They're great when you need a little pick me up. 1.3935 0.05055 155 106 37 12
278 I used to be a belt and suspenders man too. 1.3931 0.05206 145 99 35 11
279 It all started with an Apple Watch. 1.3929 0.05068 168 118 34 16
280 You ordered a friend? 1.3929 0.05342 168 122 26 20
281 If you can ignore the wedgie, it’s the only way to fly 1.3929 0.04779 168 114 42 12
282 Hi, I'm from Amazon HR. Thanks for your application. Got time for an interview? 1.3929 0.04853 168 115 40 13
283 It's way faster than the crosstown bus as long as you don't mind the wedgie. 1.3926 0.05181 163 115 32 16
284 I'm the delivery guy for Amazon Sub-Prime. 1.3926 0.05669 163 122 18 23
285 They were working great until a hacker from Vladivostok gave me a long distance wedgie. 1.3926 0.05768 135 96 25 14
286 I am not your Uber I am your Lyft 1.3924 0.05375 158 113 28 17
287 These Amazon drones are delivering a "package" if you know what I mean. 1.3924 0.05450 158 114 26 18
288 Yes, I put my pants on - one drone at a time 1.3918 0.05003 171 120 35 16
289 Just give me the keys. And next time, try to remember where you parked. 1.3908 0.04871 174 121 38 15
290 This isn’t what I was expecting when I called for a Lyft. 1.3908 0.04939 174 122 36 16
291 Actually, they're pretty submissive once you've established who's walking whom. 1.3907 0.05230 151 105 33 13
292 My wife has the joystick 1.3902 0.04856 164 112 40 12
293 Hi, Alex from Uber Air 1.3899 0.05119 159 111 34 14
294 And they keep my pants up. 1.3892 0.05156 167 119 31 17
295 It beats the ankle bracelet. 1.3886 0.05301 175 129 24 22
296 You didn't get the upgrade? 1.3886 0.04916 175 123 36 16
297 Sure the constant surveillance is uncomfortable, but so was my belt. 1.3882 0.05088 170 121 32 17
298 Yah, I'm over Uber 1.3882 0.04734 170 116 42 12
299 And now no one notices my bald spot. 1.3879 0.04982 165 115 36 14
300 As usual, we don't NEED it until they invent it. 1.3879 0.04908 165 114 38 13
301 They also come in business casual. 1.3878 0.05239 147 102 33 12
302 The only thing they can't suspend is your disbelief. 1.3865 0.05245 163 117 29 17
303 Suspend disbelief, man. 1.3864 0.04620 176 120 44 12
304 I’m your Uber ride. Grab my hand. 1.3856 0.05337 153 109 29 15
305 Why put up with the tyranny of suspenders when you can control your pants with the touch of a button? 1.3855 0.04832 179 126 37 16
306 Oh for sure, but I still put my pants on one drone at a time. 1.3854 0.04714 192 136 38 18
307 Would you like a lift? 1.3851 0.05551 148 107 25 16
308 The only real drawback are updrafts. Those can raise your voice an octave or two. 1.3851 0.05143 161 114 32 15
309 That's what they said about Uber. 1.3851 0.05291 161 116 28 17
310 They found out I cut off my ankle bracelet... 1.3851 0.05129 174 126 29 19
311 People only seem interested in how I go to the bathroom 1.3846 0.05261 156 111 30 15
312 People told me no one would want a driverless option for pedestrians. Well, who’s laughing now? 1.3846 0.05182 156 110 32 14
313 You still do yours one leg at a time? 1.3846 0.05174 169 122 29 18
314 Taking them down would create other privacy concerns. 1.3842 0.05000 177 127 32 18
315 Be careful not to enter my personal air space. 1.3841 0.05073 164 116 33 15
316 It's not about who wears the pants in the relationship anymore, but who controls them. 1.3841 0.05387 151 108 28 15
317 If you lost the remote control, I'm in big trouble! 1.3837 0.04902 172 121 36 15
318 I used to be just an ordinary peeping Tom. 1.3836 0.05167 146 101 34 11
319 Lately I feel like I've been flying by the seat of my pants. 1.3832 0.05148 167 120 30 17
320 I don't wear belts with them. That would look ridiculous. 1.3830 0.05573 141 101 26 14
321 Can I bum a battery? 1.3827 0.04964 162 113 36 13
322 I am from Amazon customer service. 1.3826 0.05437 149 107 27 15
323 I bet you read a hardcopy newspaper too. 1.3822 0.04993 157 109 36 12
324 I'm a handyman. Thanks to Amazon I can be delivered straight to your door 1.3815 0.05147 173 126 28 19
325 Wait here while I find out where we parked. 1.3813 0.05310 160 116 27 17
326 They’re the new Elon Musk suspenders. 1.3813 0.05236 160 115 29 16
327 It keeps the mosquitos away. 1.3810 0.04909 168 118 36 14
328 I'm your Uber. My car broke down, so grab my arm. 1.3810 0.05404 147 105 28 14
329 Belt and suspenders? Seems a bit much. 1.3807 0.04951 176 126 33 17
330 Just thought I'd give myself a lift. 1.3807 0.04818 176 124 37 15
331 '"At least it's some consolation to know that there'll be video from every angle if the cops shoot me." 1.3806 0.05359 155 112 27 16
332 These will take me right into Canada if the Republicans win next week. 1.3806 0.05359 155 112 27 16
333 Put it this way, I’ve never been mugged. 1.3806 0.05484 134 94 29 11
334 Because I can. 1.3803 0.05357 142 100 30 12
335 I''m five pounds lighter in these pants. 1.3801 0.05055 171 123 31 17
336 Its the cheapest flight I could find 1.3799 0.04825 179 127 36 16
337 Why yes, they do make me feel light on my feet. 1.3798 0.05185 129 87 35 7
338 One leg at a time. You? 1.3797 0.05282 158 114 28 16
339 Of course, things can get a little bit tricky in a men's room stall. 1.3789 0.04740 161 110 41 10
340 Now Amazon takes me to the product instead of dropping them off. 1.3787 0.04885 169 119 36 14
341 Court order. 1.3784 0.05110 148 103 34 11
342 We'd better shake hands -- I don't do high fives anymore. 1.3782 0.05252 156 112 29 15
343 But you requested a Lyft! 1.3782 0.05172 156 111 31 14
344 It's great when technology is able to pick up the slacks 1.3780 0.04914 164 115 36 13
345 It's called technology, Ted. 1.3779 0.04681 172 119 41 12
346 Patent pending, they'll be called "Suspenders of Disbelief!" 1.3775 0.05377 151 109 27 15
347 Well yes, battery life is a concern. 1.3774 0.04861 159 110 38 11
348 One leg at a time? Not any more. 1.3770 0.04870 183 132 33 18
349 My eyes are down here, buddy. 1.3770 0.04681 183 129 39 15
350 Do you realize how ridiculous you look wearing a belt AND suspenders, Frank? 1.3765 0.05182 162 117 29 16
351 They’re the first suspenders approved by the FAA. 1.3765 0.04955 162 114 35 13
352 Helicopter wife 1.3765 0.05255 162 118 27 17
353 It's a little awkward when the batteries die. 1.3758 0.05224 157 113 29 15
354 Lift. Better than Uber. 1.3758 0.04890 165 116 36 13
355 Well, sure, it’s dangerous and illegal, but would you rather take the F train? 1.3758 0.05039 165 118 32 15
356 The wedgie is rough but it beats taking the subway. 1.3750 0.05151 160 115 30 15
357 They also suspend privacy rights. 1.3750 0.05820 144 108 18 18
358 It's a little tough on the crotch, but my shoulders feel a lot better. 1.3750 0.05097 152 107 33 12
359 They're Elon Musk jeans. 1.3743 0.04543 187 131 42 14
360 It does get a bit complicated in the bathroom. 1.3743 0.04838 171 121 36 14
361 Twenty percent less than Uber, no traffic, and, for a little excitement, we can do rooftop drop-offs. 1.3742 0.04852 163 114 37 12
362 My eyes are down here, Greg. 1.3742 0.04681 155 105 42 8
363 Can you believe this was already patented? 1.3742 0.05026 155 109 34 12
364 You called Lyft? 1.3742 0.05190 155 111 30 14
365 Do you have a moment to talk about our lord and saviour Jeff Bezos? 1.3741 0.05479 147 107 25 15
366 You just have to watch what you clip them to - after my second flight, I couldn't walk for three days" 1.3735 0.04790 166 116 38 12
367 What do you mean, I always over-complicate things??? 1.3735 0.04940 166 118 34 14
368 You should see my zipper device. 1.3733 0.05313 150 108 28 14
369 See, my mom & dad are still helicopter parents. 1.3729 0.04787 177 126 36 15
370 If I act like a package, they'll deliver me anywhere. 1.3727 0.05048 161 115 32 14
371 I see you're sporting the old-fashioned model. 1.3725 0.04718 153 104 41 8
372 I have no idea where to put my thumbs. 1.3725 0.05398 153 112 25 16
373 I'm John from Amazon Prime. 1.3725 0.05318 153 111 27 15
374 If Trump builds that wall, these devices are going to sell like hot cakes. 1.3721 0.04815 172 122 36 14
375 Suspenders are for nerds. Suspend-AIRS are for nerds who grow up to work for NASA 1.3720 0.04905 164 116 35 13
376 I'll make a fortune selling them to people who want to go over the wall. 1.3718 0.04999 156 110 34 12
377 Yah the wedgie is still a problem! 1.3718 0.05081 156 111 32 13
378 Yep you got it, Google suspenders. 1.3718 0.05081 156 111 32 13
379 I can drop you wherever you’d like. 1.3718 0.04916 156 109 36 11
380 What do you think? Too much? 1.3713 0.04613 167 115 42 10
381 Hi I'm your driver John, where to? 1.3711 0.05168 159 115 29 15
382 Now women can select one-click delivery on my Tinder page. 1.3706 0.05407 143 103 27 13
383 Amazon delivered me to assist you. 1.3706 0.04780 170 120 37 13
384 I mean, you saw what happened with the feathers and wax. 1.3706 0.04780 170 120 37 13
385 Suspender technology has really taken off. 1.3704 0.04945 162 115 34 13
386 The time I save is worth the wedgie. 1.3704 0.05098 162 117 30 15
387 Yes, I am the traffic reporter. Budget cuts, you know. 1.3699 0.04861 173 124 34 15
388 Amazon wants you to pull my finger. 1.3697 0.05245 165 122 25 18
389 Well yes, it does get a little tricky in the men’s room. 1.3697 0.04648 165 114 41 10
390 Please suspend your disbelief. 1.3696 0.05546 138 100 25 13
391 Looks like someone’s not keeping up with the droneses... 1.3694 0.05443 157 117 22 18
392 I put my pants on just like you - one drone at a time. 1.3694 0.04973 157 111 34 12
393 It's the NEW Lyft" 1.3692 0.04405 195 137 44 14
394 They like to be walked. 1.3687 0.04986 160 114 33 13
395 It comes with my amazon prime account. 1.3687 0.04743 179 128 36 15
396 I’ll try not to get carried away. 1.3687 0.04254 179 121 50 8
397 I got tired of people saying, "He puts his pants on, one leg at a time, just like everyone else" 1.3684 0.04667 190 137 36 17
398 Sure, there have been some fatalities but statistically speaking they're safer than conventional pants. 1.3684 0.05171 152 109 30 13
399 Still using suspenders 1.0? 1.3684 0.05171 152 109 30 13
400 I call them suspension britches. 1.3681 0.04996 163 117 32 14
401 I'm telling you, these new pants are really going to take off! 1.3678 0.04769 174 124 36 14
402 These babies hold your pants up for 8 hours on one charge! 1.3677 0.05015 155 110 33 12
403 I see you're still not a Prime member. 1.3675 0.04780 166 117 37 12
404 Sorry, am I droning on? 1.3673 0.05468 147 108 24 15
405 It's a little scary but it sure beats the subway. 1.3671 0.05186 158 115 28 15
406 I’ve been delivered. 1.3671 0.05339 158 117 24 17
407 It's my wife, she thinks I'm cheating. 1.3671 0.04696 158 109 40 9
408 I have NO idea. They came with the suspenders I ordered on Amazon... 1.3669 0.05417 139 100 27 12
409 I promised non-military applications. I’ll deliver non-military applications. 1.3669 0.04645 169 118 40 11
410 With the new software, my pants are supported for up to six hours. 1.3669 0.04645 169 118 40 11
411 I put my pants on like the common man - one drone at a time. 1.3667 0.04786 180 130 34 16
412 I thought my helicopter mom was a pain until I married my drone wife. 1.3665 0.05190 161 118 27 16
413 Listen, sir. I put my pants on one drone at a time... 1.3665 0.05114 161 117 29 15
414 I’ve upskilled. I am now a drone walker. 1.3663 0.04806 172 123 35 14
415 It's only dangerous when I drop the remote. 1.3663 0.04734 172 122 37 13
416 Where to? 1.3663 0.05013 172 126 29 17
417 Russian hackers just gave me a wedgie. 1.3657 0.05208 175 132 22 21
418 I'd give you a lift, but I'm going downtown 1.3654 0.05071 156 112 31 13
419 They are watching me either way, might as well let them hold up my pants! 1.3654 0.05152 156 113 29 14
420 And the service plan covers wedgies. 1.3653 0.05051 167 122 29 16
421 So my wife replied, “When pigs fly!” Ha! I showed her. 1.3653 0.04979 167 121 31 15
422 Why Uber when you can Drone? 1.3649 0.04903 148 103 36 9
423 The latest in wedgie technology. 1.3648 0.04921 159 113 34 12
424 It's called Lift 1.3648 0.04757 159 111 38 10
425 Jarard wonders if this is one of those, "if you see something, say something" moments 1.3647 0.04843 170 122 34 14
426 You didn’t think Amazon was going to cut out the teamsters did you? 1.3646 0.04633 181 129 38 14
427 Hi! Adam, Amazon customer service. So, what's wrong with YOUR suspenders? You gave them only two stars and no comment. 1.3642 0.04926 151 106 35 10
428 I just need to lose ten more pounds and then it will take me wherever I want to go 1.3642 0.04935 162 116 33 13
429 They say the hallmark of modern civilization is that we provide solutions to problems that don't really exist but I don't think that's the case with Hoverspenders. 1.3641 0.04893 184 136 29 19
430 Everybody thinks that.....they really just hold up my pants. 1.3636 0.04713 187 136 34 17
431 Welcome to Amazon Delivery. You’re not afraid of heights, are you? 1.3636 0.04794 165 117 36 12
432 They're really starting to take off. 1.3631 0.05096 168 124 27 17
433 Yes it's a wedgie, but it's a high tech wedgie! 1.3631 0.04580 168 117 41 10
434 They're learning to stay on a leash. 1.3631 0.04954 168 122 31 15
435 Because they annoy more people than my leaf blowers." 1.3627 0.04365 193 136 44 13
436 Yep, when they land it is awfully embarrassing. 1.3626 0.04677 182 131 36 15
437 Are you waiting for that cab, or, are you ready for “Uber Lift”? 1.3626 0.05029 171 126 28 17
438 Two of these and you can get rid of your suspenders. Four and you can sell your car. 1.3624 0.04968 149 105 34 10
439 I used to have a traffic helicopter, before the budget cuts 1.3621 0.04760 174 125 35 14
440 They needed to go for a walk. 1.3621 0.04829 174 126 33 15
441 I was afraid that my regular suspenders were making me look too dorky. 1.3621 0.04760 174 125 35 14
442 Tech support at your service! How may I help you? 1.3618 0.05074 152 109 31 12
443 People said the same thing when regular suspenders first came out 1.3618 0.04988 152 108 33 11
444 I was tired of putting my pants on one leg at a time. 1.3616 0.04563 177 125 40 12
445 It’s really just about the suspension of disbelief. 1.3616 0.04769 177 128 34 15
446 They also give a little extra bounce in my step. 1.3614 0.04846 166 119 34 13
447 Sorry, I have to take off 1.3614 0.04534 166 115 42 9
448 Just pretend they're not there. 1.3613 0.05004 155 111 32 12
449 works great except with my kilt. 1.3611 0.04510 180 127 41 12
450 I still put them on one leg at a time, just like everybody else. 1.3608 0.04936 158 113 33 12
451 You should see how they work on my wife’s stockings. 1.3605 0.05004 172 127 28 17
452 They lift and separate. 1.3605 0.04725 172 123 36 13
453 The other benefit is real time monitoring of my shoelaces, right on my smart phone. 1.3600 0.05136 175 132 23 20
454 I just got SO sick of waiting for Ubers 1.3600 0.04941 150 106 34 10
455 I called in air support. 1.3600 0.04596 175 124 39 12
456 This was the best way for me to get off the no-fly list. 1.3600 0.04376 175 121 45 9
457 Best of all, they deliver themselves! 1.3598 0.05253 164 123 23 18
458 Lyft? 1.3598 0.04884 164 118 33 13
459 So Apple asked, "What new features can we add to the iPhone 11s?" 1.3598 0.04729 164 116 37 11
460 It's the latest benefit with Prime 1.3595 0.05131 153 111 29 13
461 It's like Uber, but for pants. 1.3593 0.05041 167 123 28 16
462 Wish me luck on Shark Tank tonight! 1.3593 0.04969 167 122 30 15
463 That's fine, if you want your shoulders to do all the work. 1.3590 0.04893 156 111 34 11
464 You should see how I get my underwear on. 1.3590 0.05141 156 114 28 14
465 Welcome to Uber Air! 1.3588 0.04380 170 117 45 8
466 CAN I BORROW YOUR IPHONE?, I'M LOST. 1.3588 0.05045 170 126 27 17
467 They're called Suspenders of Disbelief. 1.3585 0.05070 159 116 29 14
468 It's the latest from the Armani-Boeing collaboration. 1.3585 0.04990 159 115 31 13
469 A little tight in the crotch, but otherwise very comfortable. 1.3585 0.04990 159 115 31 13
470 I mean yours are cool, too. 1.3585 0.04910 159 114 33 12
471 They're great! I haven't had to use Uber in a month 1.3585 0.04745 159 112 37 10
472 You ordered the ride from Lyft? 1.3585 0.04990 159 115 31 13
473 It is a condition of my sex offender parole. 1.3581 0.05425 148 110 23 15
474 The bra version will be a lot easier now that I've fixed all the suspender issues. 1.3580 0.04766 162 115 36 11
475 Buddy, can you spare a 12-volt nicad rechargeable? 1.3580 0.04766 162 115 36 11
476 Drone walking pays well these days. 1.3576 0.05261 151 111 26 14
477 I'm your Uber driver. Give me your hand and I'll have you home in no time. 1.3576 0.04935 165 120 31 14
478 You could use them for other things, but then your pants would fall down. 1.3576 0.04705 165 117 37 11
479 The only problem is that when I go through a door my pants fall down. 1.3576 0.04783 165 118 35 12
480 My wife adopts them, but I'm the one who has to walk them every day. 1.3575 0.04658 179 129 36 14
481 You get used to the wedgies. 1.3571 0.05015 168 124 28 16
482 Hi, I'm Rick, this conversation may be recorded for training purposes. 1.3571 0.05186 154 113 27 14
483 It's drones disease. 1.3571 0.05267 154 114 25 15
484 I still put them on like everyone else, though. 1.3571 0.04871 168 122 32 14
485 It's Uber Air! 1.3571 0.05186 154 113 27 14
486 It was a free upgrade with my my Amazon Prime renewal. 1.3567 0.04590 171 121 39 11
487 Hi, I'm Ted from Amazon, I hear you want to suspend your account? 1.3566 0.05382 143 105 25 13
488 Everyone thought the Wright brothers were crazy too. 1.3566 0.05289 143 104 27 12
489 Yeah, I don’t know how I’m going to do that. I lost the controller, so I guess I’ll just have to wait until the batteries run out. 1.3564 0.04370 188 133 43 12
490 Ever hear of a drone walker? I make ten bucks an hour! 1.3562 0.04637 160 112 39 9
491 It's so hard to stay grounded these days. 1.3562 0.05211 146 106 28 12
492 Ihey said the same thing to the Wright brothers. 1.3562 0.05119 146 105 30 11
493 My interactions are recorded for quality and training purposes. 1.3560 0.04509 191 138 38 15
494 Now I no longer feel pressure to live in the moment; I can just record my life and watch it whenever I want. 1.3558 0.04898 163 118 32 13
495 Yeah well, they laughed at the guy who first invented suspenders. 1.3556 0.04568 180 129 38 13
496 This is our new Lyft service – grab my hand. 1.3552 0.04449 183 130 41 12
497 I didn't get the job and their feedback was that I have a tendency to over-engineer. Can you believe that? 1.3552 0.04711 183 134 33 16
498 There great except when they go in different directions. 1.3547 0.04714 172 124 35 13
499 The FAA temporarily grounded me .... 1.3544 0.05006 158 115 30 13
500 Lift and separate. 1.3540 0.04859 161 116 33 12
501 No, it's not that. They were delivered by mistake and Amazon wants them back. 1.3540 0.04613 161 113 39 9
502 Trust me. I'm faster than a cab. 1.3537 0.04873 164 119 32 13
503 They take my Helicopter Parenting to the next level. 1.3536 0.04614 181 131 36 14
504 My pants? Just got them from Amazon. Why do you ask? 1.3534 0.05250 133 95 29 9
505 I find it uplifting. 1.3533 0.04743 150 105 37 8
506 Hi. Amazon sent me. 1.3533 0.05018 150 108 31 11
507 You do need to get used to the super wedgie though. 1.3533 0.05031 167 124 27 16
508 Listen to me, droning on and on. How have you been? 1.3529 0.04894 170 125 30 15
509 The restraining order was bad enough, but this seems excessive. 1.3529 0.04861 153 109 34 10
510 The judge gave me a suspended sentence. 1.3529 0.05445 153 116 20 17
511 This must be your first time using a flysharing service. 1.3529 0.04861 153 109 34 10
512 I have two more at home to pull up my socks 1.3526 0.04881 156 112 33 11
513 Instead of Uber, I now "Drone Home." 1.3526 0.05209 156 116 25 15
514 Actually, right now, I'm just trying to find my ex-wife. She has the remotes. 1.3523 0.04492 176 125 40 11
515 Takes window washing to a whole new level. 1.3522 0.04648 159 112 38 9
516 I think as long as I don't get too close to the sun everything will turn out all right. 1.3520 0.04511 179 128 39 12
517 I'm telling' ya, it's a shoo-in for the No-belt Prize. 1.3520 0.04369 179 126 43 10
518 So, what's up?" 1.3519 0.04754 162 116 35 11
519 Still relying on your own shoulders to hold your pants up, I see. 1.3517 0.04748 145 101 37 7
520 Look at me...droning on about my new suspenders! 1.3514 0.05061 148 107 30 11
521 For only 20 bucks I'll erase the footage of you and 'what's her name' I took through your bedroom window. 1.3514 0.04409 185 132 41 12
522 They just take such a weight off my shoulders. 1.3514 0.04970 148 106 32 10
523 And if they're not better than your regular suspenders, I'll return your forty-two hundred dollars. 1.3514 0.05061 148 107 30 11
524 Drones are way cooler than suspenders except when the batteries die and my pants fall off. 1.3509 0.04940 171 127 28 16
525 What I save on tolls, alone ... 1.3503 0.04855 157 113 33 11
526 It's new. It's called Econo Lyft. 1.3500 0.05031 160 118 28 14
527 Where can I drop you? 1.3500 0.04708 160 114 36 10
528 I'm the husband 2.0 your wife ordered with Prime's 2-hour delivery. 1.3500 0.04626 180 131 35 14
529 Not only do they hold up my pants, but the breeze is really quite delightful. 1.3497 0.04572 183 133 36 14
530 My wife has one remote control, my mother, the other! 1.3497 0.05549 143 108 20 15
531 I just thought to myself, there has got to be a better way. 1.3494 0.04824 166 121 32 13
532 You go first. If I step off the curb too quickly I get a wedgie. 1.3491 0.04836 169 124 31 14
533 The one on the right is the good one and on the left is the evil one. 1.3488 0.04775 172 126 32 14
534 I just don't trust self-driving cars. 1.3488 0.04916 172 128 28 16
535 What makes you think she doesn’t trust me? 1.3487 0.05135 152 112 27 13
536 You were droning on about your suspenders and I thought, "Now, there's an idea." 1.3486 0.04786 175 129 31 15
537 Putting my pants on one leg at a time was really slowing me down 1.3484 0.04808 155 111 34 10
538 I see you're still wearing those old-fashioned suspenders. 1.3484 0.04980 155 113 30 12
539 Free transportation to work is another Amazon benefit. 1.3484 0.04980 155 113 30 12
540 Now I never use Uber. 1.3481 0.05074 158 117 27 14
541 You have to suspend disbelief 1.3481 0.05074 158 117 27 14
542 Forget about Uber—I can drop you off. 1.3481 0.04659 158 112 37 9
543 ...just like Lyft, but with an i 1.3481 0.04994 158 116 29 13
544 Who needs Uber? I have "Over." 1.3481 0.04864 181 136 27 18
545 Sure they’re fun, but sometimes they want to go in opposite directions. 1.3481 0.04258 181 127 45 9
546 Gotta fly, Frank. Sorry to drone on about my new job. 1.3481 0.04604 181 132 35 14
547 They're just like your suspenders, but they also keep me cool. 1.3478 0.04927 161 118 30 13
548 No, they are for my hernia. 1.3478 0.04927 161 118 30 13
549 Neat suspenders. Vintage? 1.3478 0.04927 161 118 30 13
550 Hi there. I’m Jeff Bezos. Are you a Prime member yet? 1.3476 0.04862 164 120 31 13
551 Ha! I bet you still floss your own teeth too. 1.3473 0.04799 167 122 32 13
552 It's my new product line for helicopter parents. 1.3472 0.05245 144 106 26 12
553 I'm fine, unless there's lightning. 1.3471 0.04739 170 124 33 13
554 So Timmy says "Dad, can we please get drones, pleeeease? I promise I'll walk them - I promise!" 1.3471 0.05024 170 128 25 17
555 Don’t just stand there — I’m being held up! 1.3468 0.04891 173 129 28 16
556 I just put my pants on one drone at a time. 1.3466 0.04762 176 130 31 15
557 Have you considered changing your long distance carrier? 1.3464 0.04705 179 132 32 15
558 I'm your Uber. 1.3464 0.04430 179 128 40 11
559 They're called upsenders. 1.3462 0.05035 156 115 28 13
560 Can I give you a lift? 1.3462 0.04868 156 113 32 11
561 My company just switched over to drone delivery for business trips. Saves a fortune on plane tickets. 1.3462 0.04783 156 112 34 10
562 Keeps the pants up great but sitting down takes some getting used to. 1.3462 0.04783 156 112 34 10
563 Honestly, as your friend, those suspenders make you look like a nerd. 1.3457 0.04978 162 120 28 14
564 No, bird strikes are quite rare. 1.3450 0.04567 171 123 37 11
565 Just got the new double hip replacements. Never felt better in my life. 1.3450 0.04716 171 125 33 13
566 It beats using a lawn chair and balloons. 1.3448 0.04513 174 125 38 11
567 As I age, I have them fly higher. 1.3444 0.05064 151 111 28 12
568 We didn’t name it Lyft for nothing 1.3444 0.05151 151 112 26 13
569 Could I have my remote back, please? 1.3442 0.05243 154 116 23 15
570 It's the perfect combination of the practical and impractical. 1.3442 0.04994 154 113 29 12
571 They’re chastity suspenders with a live video feed to my wife. 1.3442 0.05323 154 117 21 16
572 They keep my pants up and my enemies down. 1.3441 0.04244 186 132 44 10
573 Why? you ask? Well, to keep my pants up 1.3439 0.04926 157 115 30 12
574 My wife has two of them attached to her bra. 1.3439 0.05008 157 116 28 13
575 Suspenders AND a belt? Big fashion faux pas. 1.3438 0.04860 160 117 31 12
576 Back to the drawing board. Liftoff gave me one hell of a wedgie. 1.3438 0.05019 160 119 27 14
577 They let me know if I am coming or going. 1.3436 0.04952 163 121 28 14
578 Yeah, there are one or two disadvantages." 1.3436 0.04875 163 120 30 13
579 How would you like to invest in a brand new start-up? 1.3436 0.04470 163 115 40 8
580 Hi I'm George your ride for tonight. 1.3434 0.04490 198 147 34 17
581 Yes, I pride myself in being an early adopter. 1.3432 0.04601 169 122 36 11
582 They're a lot easier to walk than dogs. 1.3431 0.05225 137 100 27 10
583 Have you been saved? 1.3430 0.04692 172 126 33 13
584 Hi I'm your Uber driver 1.3429 0.04564 175 127 36 12
585 I feel ten pounds lighter. 1.3427 0.04066 178 123 49 6
586 It legitimizes the hovering parent label. 1.3425 0.04594 181 133 34 14
587 Just swipe your Metro Card and we'll be in Brooklyn in no time 1.3425 0.04527 181 132 36 13
588 That’s right, Uber Lite. Cmon gimme your hand! 1.3425 0.05362 146 110 22 14
589 I'm the new white house communication director 1.3425 0.05362 146 110 22 14
590 Anything is better than my last parole officer. 1.3424 0.04670 184 137 31 16
591 Long run? It's cheaper than Uber. 1.3423 0.05019 149 109 29 11
592 Since the cutbacks at the radio station, this is the only way I can report on traffic. 1.3421 0.05036 152 112 28 12
593 Stop me if I drone on and on. 1.3419 0.04795 155 112 33 10
594 They’re rescues 1.3418 0.05140 158 119 24 15
595 It will be great once they fix the wedgie problem. 1.3418 0.04981 158 117 28 13
596 They keep me in a state of suspension. 1.3416 0.04914 161 119 29 13
597 Would you like me to drop you off? 1.3416 0.04914 161 119 29 13
598 Wait until I flip it into reverse. 1.3416 0.04835 161 118 31 12
599 This is gonna revolutionize the wedgie ! 1.3415 0.04926 164 122 28 14
600 My wife makes sure I come straight home from work. 1.3415 0.04772 164 120 32 12
601 It requires a willing suspension of disbelief, too. 1.3415 0.04772 164 120 32 12
602 What's with the face? They put my pants on one leg at a time, just like anybody else. 1.3413 0.04635 167 121 35 11
603 You asked for an Uber driver, didn't you?" Hop on! 1.3410 0.04372 173 123 41 9
604 They're smart suspenders. 1.3409 0.04752 176 131 30 15
605 I have cut my commute in half, but pigeons and flying insects are a problem. 1.3407 0.04506 182 133 36 13
606 Best part is I can put my pants on both legs at a time. 1.3404 0.05016 141 102 30 9
607 My wife got the Dachshunds. 1.3401 0.04874 147 106 32 9
608 Of course there will be accidents, but far FEWER accidents than with conventional suspenders. 1.3400 0.04990 150 110 29 11
609 You called for an Uber? 1.3399 0.04921 153 112 30 11
610 It's not loitering. It's hovering. 1.3399 0.04921 153 112 30 11
611 Pretty fly, am I right? 1.3399 0.04833 153 111 32 10
612 They're great. Just don't accidentally attach it to your underwear. 1.3397 0.05419 156 121 17 18
613 Oh, they wait outside the bathroom. 1.3396 0.04791 159 116 32 11
614 I power up when I want to sing soprano....... 1.3396 0.04707 159 115 34 10
615 Funny story, they were actually delivered by drone. 1.3396 0.05112 159 120 24 15
616 It's hell when one goes left and the other goes right... but it keeps your pants up! 1.3395 0.04647 162 117 35 10
617 I get the odd wedgie with fresh batteries, but otherwise its game over for belts and suspenders. 1.3395 0.04305 162 113 43 6
618 Well, you did ask for tech support. 1.3394 0.04669 165 120 34 11
619 Tip #1 remember to. charge them each night. Tip #2 wear your good boxers ... just in case. 1.3394 0.04508 165 118 38 9
620 Trust me, I'll have you there in five minutes. 1.3394 0.04669 165 120 34 11
621 I’m Alex, your new Amazon friend. I come with free drone delivery. 1.3394 0.04901 165 123 28 14
622 They’re taking me out for a walk. 1.3394 0.04425 165 117 40 8
623 You can't go viral dressed like that. 1.3392 0.04323 171 121 42 8
624 I put my pants on one drone at a time like everyone else. 1.3392 0.04848 171 128 28 15
625 I’d say just be careful not to fly them too high because the wedgies can be unforgiving. 1.3391 0.04501 174 126 37 11
626 Sure, they cost more than regular suspenders, but the lumbar support is incredible. 1.3391 0.04647 174 128 33 13
627 And facial recognition software anticipates when I need to drop trou for a bathroom break. 1.3381 0.05162 139 102 27 10
628 You might want to rethink your wall. 1.3381 0.05644 139 107 17 15
629 It was then that Mark knew it was time to move out of Silicon Valley. 1.3379 0.05199 145 108 25 12
630 And they come in red. 1.3377 0.05137 151 113 25 13
631 Well, for one thing, they keep my pants up! 1.3377 0.05222 151 114 23 14
632 Okay, I’ll drop in tomorrow. 1.3376 0.04829 157 115 31 11
633 It's a new taxi service called "You-ber". 1.3375 0.04766 160 117 32 11
634 What do you think? Kickstarter or GoFundMe? 1.3374 0.04623 163 118 35 10
635 Psssssst...You wanna get high? 1.3374 0.04784 163 120 31 12
636 So,Marv,you are telling me that everyone at work thinks I'm flying by the seat of my pants. 1.3373 0.04486 166 119 38 9
637 Amazon Prime now delivers curbside assistance. 1.3373 0.04813 169 126 29 14
638 FAA regulations require I warn you about the wedgies. 1.3373 0.04588 169 123 35 11
639 It’s a little tight in the groin... why do you ask? 1.3372 0.04533 172 125 36 11
640 Amazon Call-A-Date has been delivered. 1.3371 0.04624 175 129 33 13
641 Yeah I know, but it's better than flying with American Airlines. 1.3371 0.04428 178 129 38 11
642 Amazon wants their underwear back. 1.3371 0.04638 178 132 32 14
643 I'm just like anybody else, I put my pants on with one drone at a time 1.3370 0.04464 184 135 36 13
644 No, they are just to hold my pants up. 1.3357 0.05423 140 106 21 13
645 They just take me right to the warehouse, so I don't have to waste my time waiting for my deliveries anymore. 1.3356 0.04982 146 107 29 10
646 Skynet turned out more like my mom than I would have thought... 1.3356 0.04789 146 105 33 8
647 I used to be a belt and suspenders guy 1.3355 0.04692 155 112 34 9
648 Of course it won't fly,but the cool breeze is awesome. 1.3355 0.04416 155 109 40 6
649 First time riding an Uber Upper? 1.3355 0.04692 155 112 34 9
650 It's Elon Musk's new clothing line only sold in the break room at Tesla HQ. 1.3354 0.04718 158 115 33 10
651 It's called Uber Wedgie. 1.3354 0.05048 158 119 25 14
652 I ordered a velociraptor belt and they sent a quadrocopter suspender system instead. You get used to it. 1.3354 0.04886 158 117 29 12
653 And your shoes last longer, too. 1.3354 0.04718 158 115 33 10
654 I asked Alexa to order a pair of suspenders. 1.3354 0.05128 158 120 23 15
655 I'm telling ya, it's worth it. No more knee pain. 1.3354 0.04632 158 114 35 9
656 I’m also a vegan 1.3354 0.05128 158 120 23 15
657 It's called fashion, Jim." 1.3354 0.04886 158 117 29 12
658 Yes, battery outages can indeed be a bit revealing... 1.3354 0.04822 161 119 30 12
659 I dialed up Uber and these guys just showed up. 1.3354 0.05057 161 122 24 15
660 I'm available with same-day delivery. 1.3353 0.04566 170 124 35 11
661 You're old school. I love it! 1.3353 0.04641 170 125 33 12
662 Up is good. Down, not so much. 1.3353 0.04436 173 125 38 10
663 Ya, they do go in different directions. Watch this 1.3353 0.04800 173 130 28 15
664 They're suspending my right to privacy. 1.3352 0.04616 179 133 32 14
665 The only downside? Urinals. 1.3352 0.04495 182 134 35 13
666 I might not be what you were expecting, but, yes, I am the angel of death. 1.3351 0.04394 188 138 37 13
667 I find suspenders so pretentious. 1.3351 0.04593 191 144 30 17
668 Hey, you want to see some pictures of your wife sunbathing? 1.3333 0.04841 156 115 30 11
669 The only drawback is when people are standing next to me at the urinal. 1.3333 0.04290 177 127 41 9
670 Your no fly zone is down. 1.3333 0.04994 153 114 27 12
671 It takes a while to get used to the wedgy, but it sure beats a vasectomy! 1.3333 0.05182 165 128 19 18
672 How cool is this, Nick? Now I can record reality and watch it when I've got time. 1.3333 0.05047 147 109 27 11
673 They also make you ten pounds lighter! 1.3333 0.04262 174 124 42 8
674 Suspenders AND air conditioning 1.3333 0.04729 153 111 33 9
675 Amazon customer service...joe can I help you? 1.3333 0.04693 159 116 33 10
676 You could wait for an uber, but I'm trying Amazon Prime's new service. 1.3333 0.04785 177 134 27 16
677 My drones still put on my pants one leg at a time. 1.3333 0.04667 156 113 34 9
678 It works if you can suspend disbelief. 1.3333 0.04716 162 119 32 11
679 I see you’re still wearing suspenders. 1.3333 0.04889 165 124 27 14
680 It's a little awkward in elevators..." 1.3333 0.04692 171 127 31 13
681 It's the only way I can get up. 1.3333 0.04751 168 125 30 13
682 No, they can't lift me off the ground. They're just holding my pants up. 1.3333 0.05215 144 108 24 12
683 Well yes, the men’s room is a problem. 1.3333 0.05079 153 115 25 13
684 Since the affair, I’m not allowed to leave home without them! 1.3333 0.04706 174 130 30 14
685 Pull my finger. 1.3333 0.04926 156 116 28 12
686 I’d love to chat, but I’ve gotta take off. 1.3317 0.04096 199 144 44 11
687 The ones my wife uses lift AND separate! 1.3315 0.04769 181 138 26 17
688 You're still walking to get around? How quaint. 1.3315 0.04295 181 131 40 10
689 I always thought the no drones after Labor Day rule was a little silly. 1.3315 0.04627 178 133 31 14
690 You should see my bathing suit. 1.3314 0.04541 175 129 34 12
691 We're disrupting the suspender sector. 1.3314 0.04541 175 129 34 12
692 You're telling me they just stay up without drones? 1.3314 0.04445 172 125 37 10
693 They work great, but I don’t recommend the underwear model. 1.3314 0.04576 169 124 34 11
694 It’s like the ‘Uber’ of suspenders. 1.3314 0.04652 169 125 32 12
695 Why do I wear drone suspenders? To keep my pants up. 1.3313 0.04632 166 122 33 11
696 My therapist said I had too much on my shoulders. 1.3313 0.04771 163 121 30 12
697 Third floor? 1.3313 0.04409 160 114 39 7
698 It's less dumb that Google Glass, that's for sure. 1.3312 0.04981 157 118 26 13
699 Revolving doors have been an issue. 1.3312 0.05143 157 120 22 15
700 You just refuse to acknowledge how technology can simplify your life. 1.3312 0.04642 157 114 34 9
701 I only wear FAA-approved suspenders. 1.3312 0.04899 157 117 28 12
702 Major weggies, but it sure beats the subway. 1.3312 0.04642 157 114 34 9
703 And then I thought, 'It's about time someone tried to disrupt the suspender industry.' 1.3312 0.04792 154 113 31 10
704 nah, they just keep my pants up. 1.3312 0.04880 154 114 29 11
705 Yeah, I know, but they were really irritating my shoulders. 1.3312 0.04966 154 115 27 12
706 Amazon Prime is amazing! They even put on the pants for you! 1.3311 0.04948 151 112 28 11
707 My voice is slightly higher than normal due to the fresh batteries 1.3310 0.05091 145 108 26 11
708 It beats waiting at signals, but I'm still working on getting through tunnels. 1.3308 0.05393 130 97 23 10
709 Do YOU think I drone on and on? 1.3297 0.04617 182 137 30 15
710 They keep me in suspense. 1.3296 0.04739 179 136 27 16
711 Yes, I do always have a wedgie 1.3295 0.04717 173 130 29 14
712 ...and I feel twenty pounds lighter. 1.3294 0.04317 170 122 40 8
713 They came with the pants. 1.3294 0.04476 170 124 36 10
714 They came with the glasses. 1.3294 0.04629 170 126 32 12
715 It's not cool yet, but when it is, I'll stop doing it 1.3293 0.04763 167 125 29 13
716 My bully outsourced his wedgies. 1.3293 0.04586 164 120 34 10
717 Silly, but it sure beats calling lyft. 1.3293 0.04901 164 124 26 14
718 Just wait 'til you see how I use the toilet. 1.3292 0.05121 161 124 21 16
719 Hey, I do it just like you - one leg at a time. 1.3292 0.04808 161 120 29 12
720 Do you believe in Jeff Bezos, our Lord and Savior? 1.3292 0.05121 161 124 21 16
721 Hey buddy, can you spare a lithium battery? 1.3290 0.05023 155 117 25 13
722 My voice might be higher but the pants sure stay put. 1.3290 0.04587 155 112 35 8
723 They call it suspender animation." 1.3290 0.04939 155 116 27 12
724 Hi, Daryl? I'm your Uber Driver. 1.3290 0.04853 155 115 29 11
725 You won't believe what happens when I have to use the toilet. 1.3289 0.05008 152 114 26 12
726 This is what they meant when they said they were suspending the drone program! 1.3289 0.04920 152 113 28 11
727 What did you think I meant by 'Let's get totally high off our asses on the nearest street corner'? 1.3286 0.05114 140 104 26 10
728 I needed something uplifting after the recent election season. 1.3284 0.05056 134 98 28 8
729 So I was shopping for a belt when I spotted this electronics store... 1.3281 0.04253 192 141 39 12
730 Do these drones make me look fat? 1.3279 0.04595 183 138 30 15
731 I have a helicopter wife. 1.3278 0.04583 180 135 31 14
732 Silicon Valet 1.3275 0.04606 171 127 32 12
733 ..."and then she accused me of droning on, and on..." 1.3275 0.04680 171 128 30 13
734 They were court ordered after I mooned my old frat house. 1.3275 0.04895 171 131 24 16
735 It's a huge weight off my shoulders. 1.3274 0.04586 168 124 33 11
736 "The ladies definitely notice." 1.3274 0.04663 168 125 31 12
737 Suspendered animation 1.3274 0.04586 168 124 33 11
738 I heard there is a delivery position open at Amazon. 1.3273 0.04313 165 118 40 7
739 And it’s way faster than the Long Island Expressway...... 1.3273 0.04722 165 123 30 12
740 They hold up my pants and my flagging sense of self-importance. 1.3273 0.04562 165 121 34 10
741 It takes a little longer to go through TSA screening, but it's worth it. 1.3273 0.04481 165 120 36 9
742 I mean, your suspenders have that classic look....so, that’s cool. 1.3272 0.04364 162 116 39 7
743 Amazon does same-day friend delivery now. 1.3272 0.04620 162 119 33 10
744 I was a Walmart greeter til Amazon snatched me up. 1.3272 0.04620 162 119 33 10
745 Keeps me in suspense! 1.3272 0.04940 162 123 25 14
746 I swear, success hasn't changed me. I put my pants on one leg at a time, just like you. 1.3272 0.04702 162 120 31 11
747 Did you order an Amazon escort? 1.3270 0.04846 159 119 28 12
748 This way I can keep my pants up AND spy on my neighbors. 1.3269 0.04740 156 115 31 10
749 When they’re not holding up my pants, they’re hunting down terrorists. 1.3268 0.04892 153 114 28 11
750 Well Gary, a wedgie is a small price to pay for living in the 21st century. 1.3265 0.05031 147 110 26 11
751 It’s a little tight in certain spots, but I’ll never be caught with my pants down. 1.3261 0.04306 184 135 38 11
752 It's called Dryft. You'll want to avoid it's competitor, Dröpt. 1.3260 0.04758 181 139 25 17
753 Hi! I'm your Uber driver. Hang onto my hand. 1.3258 0.04331 178 130 38 10
754 I don't mind the wedgie because it shaved at least 35 minutes off my commute. 1.3257 0.04150 175 125 43 7
755 I am going to nail that falsetto at any cost! 1.3257 0.04600 175 131 31 13
756 I rolled up my sleeves to go with a more casual look. 1.3256 0.04870 172 132 24 16
757 Suspend Disbelief. 1.3256 0.04583 172 128 32 12
758 Hey, Buddy can you spare 20 double A batteries? 1.3256 0.04656 172 129 30 13
759 Actually keeping my pants up is secondary to the constant breeze. 1.3256 0.04508 172 127 34 11
760 And best of all, I don't have to deal with traffic anymore 1.3254 0.04325 169 122 39 8
761 Sir! Would you like a demonstration of the Apple iWedge? 1.3254 0.04639 169 126 31 12
762 my tesla is in the shop 1.3254 0.04485 169 124 35 10
763 One by one the humans all became puppets of Amazon, some figuratively others literally. 1.3253 0.04458 166 121 36 9
764 I call them suspendromes. 1.3253 0.04458 166 121 36 9
765 It's rude to stare at them directly. 1.3252 0.04758 163 122 29 12
766 Finally, I can slam-dunk. 1.3248 0.04538 157 114 35 8
767 . . . but, oy, the wedgies. 1.3248 0.04967 157 119 25 13
768 Google 'suspension britches' and enter coupon code, 'alto.' 1.3247 0.05202 154 119 20 15
769 It's true my pants won't stay up for a couple days after a software upgrade, but that's a small price to pay for the convenience. 1.3245 0.04932 151 113 27 11
770 Works for bra straps, too. I ordered my wife a set for Christmas. 1.3245 0.04656 151 110 33 8
771 The nice thing is, when you step on the scale, your 35 pounds lighter" 1.3243 0.04909 148 110 28 10
772 Could you speak a little louder” 1.3243 0.04815 148 109 30 9
773 Unlike yours, mine hold my pants up, drop them down and email selfies. 1.3243 0.05182 148 113 22 13
774 All you need is a note from your Chiropractor. 1.3241 0.04979 145 108 27 10
775 It's like Uber, for pants. 1.3241 0.05074 145 109 25 11
776 I am NOT 'a kid'—I'm a full-drone man. 1.3240 0.04454 179 133 34 12
777 Do you think the belt is too much? 1.3239 0.04786 176 135 25 16
778 I'm guaranteed next day delivery on Amazon Prime. 1.3237 0.05025 139 103 27 9
779 We make them for socks and brassieres too. 1.3237 0.05327 139 106 21 12
780 Analog suspenders are so 2017. 1.3237 0.04333 173 126 38 9
781 These are my new drone suspenders. Pants stay up, shoulders don't hurt and I can sing tenor now! 1.3235 0.04303 170 123 39 8
782 You just have to suspend your disbelief. 1.3235 0.04690 170 128 29 13
783 I put my pants on like anyone else... one drone at a time! 1.3235 0.04837 170 130 25 15
784 Behold: suspension of disbelief. 1.3235 0.04462 170 125 35 10
785 Luddite. 1.3234 0.04673 167 125 30 12
786 Hi, Tim! We at Amazon are taking personal customer service to a new level! 1.3234 0.04516 167 123 34 10
787 No belts, no suspenders, and I can leap tall buildings in a single bound. 1.3232 0.04888 164 125 25 14
788 You haven’t really had a wedgie until you’ve tried this. 1.3232 0.04653 164 122 31 11
789 Well you told me to buzz off. 1.3230 0.04874 161 122 26 13
790 I have to tell you, buddy, I like your retro-chic. 1.3230 0.04545 161 118 34 9
791 And when the battery light goes red I just aim for the Hudson... 1.3230 0.04545 161 118 34 9
792 I’m from Amazon. 1.3228 0.04774 158 118 29 11
793 No, the only problem is when I have to use the toilet. 1.3228 0.04604 189 145 27 17
794 Yeah, I ‘ve convinced many that I can actually fly, but you know mostly they just keep my pants up. 1.3226 0.04478 155 112 36 7
795 ...And they come free with my Amazon Prime. 1.3224 0.04649 183 140 27 16
796 What can I say, they delivered my Amazon order and I just fell in love with them. 1.3224 0.04815 152 113 29 10
797 Belt and ascenders! 1.3224 0.04904 152 114 27 11
798 I can't stress this enough...no thongs. 1.3222 0.04362 180 133 36 11
799 The guy at the store said they'll make me look taller. 1.3222 0.04362 180 133 36 11
800 Watch me cross when the DONT WALK light comes in” 1.3218 0.04682 174 132 28 14
801 I'll admit, it gets a little awkward when the batteries run out. 1.3214 0.04493 168 124 34 10
802 It’s tricky, but I try to turn them off just as I open the door to the stall. 1.3214 0.04493 168 124 34 10
803 Can you speak up? My suspenders are really loud. 1.3214 0.04572 168 125 32 11
804 I'm from the Amazon help desk. 1.3214 0.04413 168 123 36 9
805 Can *your* suspenders take a continuous aerial selfie? I thought not. 1.3214 0.04572 168 125 32 11
806 It's the latest in smart suspenders. 1.3212 0.04708 165 124 29 12
807 Did you call for the Lyft? 1.3212 0.04708 165 124 29 12
808 I could just drone on and on about how great these are! 1.3212 0.04548 165 122 33 10
809 They give me a wedgie, but it's cheaper than Uber. 1.3212 0.04466 165 121 35 9
810 Suspenders work, but they really look stupid. 1.3210 0.05004 162 125 22 15
811 All Bob kept thinking while Bill spoke was “Geez he drones on and on.” 1.3210 0.04605 162 120 32 10
812 Suspenders by Amazon, they really deliver! 1.3208 0.04748 159 119 29 11
813 Go ahead! Wait for the cross-town bus if you want to! 1.3208 0.04748 159 119 29 11
814 So what's got YOUR panties in a bunch? 1.3205 0.04811 156 117 28 11
815 We don't see Uber and Lyft as direct competitors. 1.3205 0.04980 156 119 24 13
816 Hi, I'm a sex offender, but it's under control. 1.3204 0.04811 181 141 22 18
817 Nice suspenders Grandpa! 1.3203 0.04697 153 113 31 9
818 No more posting. It's just one, long livestream. 1.3203 0.04788 153 114 29 10
819 I need FAA clearance to get within five miles of the airport, but otherwise they work great! 1.3203 0.04605 153 112 33 8
820 Google Belt. 1.3202 0.04533 178 134 31 13
821 Welcome to Uber 2.0. Hold on tight. 1.3200 0.04587 175 132 30 13
822 '... and they double up as hairdryers!' 1.3200 0.04368 150 107 38 5
823 Plus they make climbing back up to my apartment a breeze. 1.3200 0.04214 175 127 40 8
824 Never get caught with your pants down! 1.3200 0.05122 150 115 22 13
825 It's like Uber, but for imbeciles. 1.3200 0.04944 150 113 26 11
826 Hi, I'm your Uber... better hold on tight! 1.3200 0.05294 150 117 18 15
827 They can't take me off the ground, but the humming lifts my spirits. 1.3200 0.04760 150 111 30 9
828 Quick! Call tech support! Too... much... lift... 1.3198 0.04341 172 126 37 9
829 With a little bit of luck I will rise above the fray. 1.3198 0.04261 172 125 39 8
830 It's the new Lyft. Literally. 1.3198 0.04494 172 128 33 11
831 The thing is, Jer, I don't put my pants on one leg at a time. 1.3197 0.04728 147 108 31 8
832 It's free shipping on orders over 140 pounds. 1.3197 0.04921 147 110 27 10
833 Drone up, dude. Those "suspenders" are so 2017. 1.3196 0.04451 194 148 30 16
834 Only problem is they only use "Apple" chargers. 1.3195 0.04391 169 124 36 9
835 Because saggy pants would be distracting. 1.3195 0.04391 169 124 36 9
836 It's way cooler than a belt. 1.3195 0.04549 169 126 32 11
837 Since I got these I'm six inches taller and I've stopped doing stuff I might need to deny someday. 1.3195 0.04471 169 125 34 10
838 Wanna get high? 1.3194 0.04793 144 106 30 8
839 Then who has the remote? 1.3194 0.04691 144 105 32 7
840 The best part is, I avoid the security lines and TSA. 1.3194 0.05367 144 112 18 14
841 Farewell, erectile dysfunction. 1.3193 0.04360 166 121 37 8
842 Sorry -- that look tells me I've been droning on and on... 1.3193 0.04443 166 122 35 9
843 ... but when I gotta go, they gotta go. 1.3193 0.04683 166 125 29 12
844 Starting next spring, Amazon will start to transport people as part of the Prime membership. 1.3191 0.05261 141 108 21 12
845 This is just so much easier than calling an Uber. 1.3191 0.04861 141 104 29 8
846 What do you mean you 'walked'? 1.3190 0.04581 163 121 32 10
847 Suspendairs are the new iPhone 1.3190 0.04743 163 123 28 12
848 I got tired of waiting for the flying car to be invented. 1.3189 0.04409 185 139 33 13
849 These are the top of the line suspenders....I just can't wear them near an airport." 1.3188 0.05141 138 104 24 10
850 Guess who has two drones and no dates. 1.3188 0.04553 160 118 33 9
851 They were a Father's Day gift. 1.3187 0.04251 182 134 38 10
852 Well no, it’s not entirely practical. 1.3185 0.05114 135 101 25 9
853 To tell the truth, they're my wife's idea. Something about keeping an eye on things. 1.3185 0.04431 157 114 36 7
854 Why drive when you can fly by the seat of your pants?! Literally. 1.3184 0.04580 179 136 29 14
855 I'm a god on Instagram. 1.3182 0.04761 154 115 29 10
856 It's the next Uber. 1.3179 0.04396 173 128 35 10
857 I’m your new Amazon delivery man. 1.3179 0.04472 173 129 33 11
858 Yes, it’s no frills, but it’s the cheapest way to fly. 1.3179 0.04620 173 131 29 13
859 They come in especially handy when I'm on the scales at Weight Watchers. 1.3179 0.04620 173 131 29 13
860 The salesman kept hovering and then said OK buy one and get one free! 1.3179 0.04396 173 128 35 10
861 Yeah but they don’t help when your fly’s undone. 1.3179 0.04472 173 129 33 11
862 Can I borrow your charger? 1.3179 0.04396 173 128 35 10
863 To hold my pants up. 1.3179 0.04543 151 110 34 7
864 I find it very up lifting. 1.3179 0.04543 151 110 34 7
865 No, I don’t pull my pants up like everyone else. 1.3179 0.05093 151 116 22 13
866 You ordered something tall, dark and handsome? Amazon provides. 1.3179 0.05005 151 115 24 12
867 My wife got tired of my cheating, so she designed this. This way she knows my pants are staying on, and all she has to do is hit the "return to base" button, and she's got me running home. 1.3176 0.04526 170 127 32 11
868 Yes, but it’s not easy going to a rest room. 1.3176 0.04369 170 125 36 9
869 I’m taking selfies to the next level. 1.3176 0.04677 170 129 28 13
870 Now my pants stay up, and I always know where my drones are. 1.3176 0.04892 148 111 27 10
871 And I don’t even have to pay for haircuts anymore either 1.3176 0.04602 148 108 33 7
872 I felt that plain suspenders no longer projected enough quirkiness. 1.3176 0.04602 148 108 33 7
873 Nice to meet you. I'm your Amazon Prime customer service agent. 1.3176 0.04701 148 109 31 8
874 Landings are fine, but during take offs I keep getting a wedgie 1.3176 0.04798 148 110 29 9
875 You should see my tie rack. 1.3174 0.04581 167 125 31 11
876 Yeah, they literally take off ten pounds, but tend to ride up a little. 1.3174 0.04659 167 126 29 12
877 It’s a way to become Superman without actually becoming a bird or plane 1.3172 0.04559 145 105 34 6
878 Love the retro look! 1.3172 0.04962 145 109 26 10
879 I'm the writer, director, star, and cinematographer. 1.3172 0.04322 186 139 35 12
880 Yeah, but suspenders look so dorky. 1.3169 0.04159 183 134 40 9
881 What do you think of my new shoes? 1.3168 0.04860 161 123 25 13
882 The suspense is killing you, right? 1.3168 0.04779 161 122 27 12
883 First time with Uber? 1.3167 0.04349 180 134 35 11
884 And the only time my pants fall is when the battery dies! 1.3167 0.04490 180 136 31 13
885 The court ordered it after the unfortunate incident at the preschool 1.3165 0.05502 139 109 16 14
886 They’re emotional support for my trousers 1.3165 0.04673 158 118 30 10
887 It's Amazon Prime's new delivery service - takes you right to your door! 1.3165 0.04673 158 118 30 10
888 I got tired of waiting for my jetpack. 1.3165 0.04586 158 117 32 9
889 You should try it. It's really uplifting. 1.3165 0.04586 158 117 32 9
890 I can't get the tech to work, but it does keep the mosquitoes away. 1.3161 0.04735 155 116 29 10
891 I'm your Lyft. 1.3161 0.04993 155 119 23 13
892 I'm sorry for droning on. 1.3161 0.04645 155 115 31 9
893 I got tired of waiting for the walk signal 1.3161 0.04450 174 130 33 11
894 Works great now but I flashed my in-laws during Beta testing. 1.3158 0.04503 171 128 32 11
895 My every move is being documented and automatically posted on social media, saving me tons of time to do more stuff to put on social media. 1.3158 0.04653 171 130 28 13
896 Not only do I feel lighter on my feet, but it keeps the flies away too. 1.3158 0.04503 171 128 32 11
897 Personally,I find the latest advances in drone technology uplifting. 1.3158 0.04420 152 110 36 6
898 Well, looks like I gotta fly. 1.3158 0.04798 152 114 28 10
899 I put my pants on one leg at a time, just like everyone else. Why do you ask? 1.3155 0.04302 187 140 35 12
900 They also keep my pants up. 1.3155 0.04233 168 122 39 7
901 You should see my invention for E.D. 1.3155 0.04787 168 129 25 14
902 If it malfunctions, I get a killer wedgie. 1.3154 0.04864 149 112 27 10
903 I’m a Prime example of a helicopter parent. 1.3154 0.04770 149 111 29 9
904 After a few days, you barely notice you're wearing them. 1.3152 0.04211 184 136 38 10
905 Need anything from Amazon while I'm there? 1.3152 0.04418 184 139 32 13
906 The best part is, for every pair you buy, a needy child gets a free abacus. 1.3152 0.04485 184 140 30 14
907 What does it look like I'm doing? I'm preparing for takeoff! 1.3152 0.04350 184 138 34 12
908 My eyes are down here! 1.3152 0.04367 165 121 36 8
909 The algorithm must have sent me to the wrong address. 1.3152 0.04195 165 119 40 6
910 This isn't another one of my fly-by-night schemes. 1.3152 0.04533 165 123 32 10
911 I'm much less likely to be pulled over for driving while black. 1.3152 0.04694 165 125 28 12
912 The only problem is they are voice activated and mine changes when I take off. 1.3149 0.04537 181 138 29 14
913 Sorry if I'm droning on... 1.3148 0.04754 162 123 27 12
914 My new Dronespenders replace my belt, selfie stick, and GoPro. If I reel them in, they also replace my barber! 1.3148 0.04834 162 124 25 13
915 I'll show you, just say "release the drones". 1.3148 0.04590 162 121 31 10
916 A parachute’s included in case it works too well. 1.3148 0.04590 162 121 31 10
917 Sorry, I don't do windows. 1.3147 0.05004 143 108 25 10
918 The job description just said flexible with ability to keep several balls in the air. 1.3147 0.04593 143 104 33 6
919 The only downside is trouser turbulence. 1.3146 0.04378 178 133 34 11
920 They put the "suspend" in suspenders. 1.3146 0.04590 178 136 28 14
921 It's by court order... 1.3145 0.04898 159 122 24 13
922 The name's Wright. Orville Wright. 1.3145 0.04474 159 117 34 8
923 This new version is 99.99% wedgie-free. 1.3145 0.04292 159 115 38 6
924 They've eliminated thousands of parole officer jobs, so I'm under video surveillance. 1.3145 0.05058 159 124 20 15
925 You're just upset because you didn't think of it first. 1.3145 0.04648 159 119 30 10
926 Maybe you're right. The suspenders would have been cheaper. 1.3143 0.04200 175 128 39 8
927 Helicopter parenting is so 2017. 1.3141 0.04709 156 117 29 10
928 As you can see, I don't need a Lyft. 1.3141 0.04437 156 114 35 7
929 Do you put your pants on one drone at a time? 1.3141 0.04620 156 116 31 9
930 You might want to get one for your fly. 1.3141 0.05209 156 123 17 16
931 Hello, my name is Elon. It's nice to meet you. 1.3141 0.04881 156 119 25 12
932 Stop me if I'm droning on. 1.3141 0.05129 156 122 19 15
933 Hey buddy, can you spare a battery? 1.3141 0.04709 156 117 29 10
934 The good news, it cuts my commute time in half. The bad news, my hair is always a mess. 1.3141 0.04247 156 112 39 5
935 And you said it would never take off 1.3140 0.04630 172 131 28 13
936 I always felt so self -conscious wearing suspenders.... 1.3140 0.04703 172 132 26 14
937 My cape's at the cleaners 1.3140 0.04247 172 126 38 8
938 The only downside is undoing the fly. 1.3137 0.04948 153 117 24 12
939 50 cents for the first 1/5 mile, 25 cents each 1/5 mile thereafter. 1.3137 0.04680 153 114 30 9
940 I'm on neighborhood watch recon tonight... Wish me luck... 1.3136 0.04376 169 125 35 9
941 I'm recording my entire life from all angles. 1.3136 0.04295 169 124 37 8
942 Well, they are less pretentious than suspenders. 1.3135 0.04330 185 139 34 12
943 Hi, I’m Harold. Amazon sent me in response to you ad in Personals. 1.3133 0.05018 150 115 23 12
944 You're right, it is still just belt and suspenders 1.3133 0.04510 166 124 32 10
945 You know, at first I didn't like it when they started to follow me home, but now I really feel we built a connection. 1.3133 0.04428 166 123 34 9
946 Trust me, they work! They're called "suspenders of disbelief." 1.3133 0.04510 166 124 32 10
947 Alexa heard you needed a friend. 1.3129 0.04710 147 109 30 8
948 NOTE: (I submitted last week but I just now thought of an addendum that would make it even funnier!) So, for the construction guys sitting on the beam, eating lunch with the grim reaper:"That's a bit overkill. Most guys just bring a plastic fork." 1.3129 0.04998 147 112 24 11
949 It’s like a bow tie. Only some guys can pull these off. 1.3129 0.04566 163 122 31 10
950 They’re called Google Suspenders 1.3129 0.04482 163 121 33 9
951 If they're holding up your pants, the FAA doesn't mind. 1.3129 0.04221 163 118 39 6
952 Sorry. It's only available to Amazon Prime members. 1.3129 0.04566 163 122 31 10
953 Of course, restrooms are challenging. 1.3129 0.04566 163 122 31 10
954 Did you order a taxi? 1.3129 0.04310 163 119 37 7
955 Uber Air at your service 1.3128 0.04210 179 132 38 9
956 They not only keep my pants up but I can make it across town in 5 minutes. 1.3128 0.04357 179 134 34 11
957 How do yours work? 1.3125 0.04537 160 119 32 9
958 I got them from the men's up-parel department. 1.3125 0.04623 160 120 30 10
959 I got tired of putting my pants on one leg at a time like everyone else. 1.3125 0.04974 144 109 25 10
960 Once you adjust the upward thrust, suspendrones are great. 1.3125 0.04332 176 131 35 10
961 Hi, I'm Jake, your new Amazon InstaFriend! 1.3125 0.04480 176 133 31 12
962 I remember when I was like you, putting on my own suspenders like an animal. 1.3121 0.04458 173 130 32 11
963 We all put our trousers on one leg at a time, it is how we keep them up that varies. 1.3121 0.04305 173 128 36 9
964 Patent pending. 1.3121 0.04607 173 132 28 13
965 It's for my new job at Amazon 1.3118 0.04434 170 127 33 10
966 The crotch sensors guarantee just the right amount of support. 1.3118 0.04512 170 128 31 11
967 I've combined Human surveillance with the drones, plus the added feature in that it keeps my pants up." 1.3118 0.04354 170 126 35 9
968 It documents my actions and also holds my pants up! 1.3117 0.04833 154 117 26 11
969 I got tired of waiting for flying cars. 1.3117 0.04562 154 114 32 8
970 Except for the occasional wedgie during a power surge it works 1.3117 0.05090 154 120 20 14
971 Sharper Image had them on sale. 1.3116 0.05224 138 106 21 11
972 Amazon is the new Uber. 1.3115 0.04288 183 137 35 11
973 I bet you still dress yourself as well, don't you? 1.3115 0.04288 183 137 35 11
974 It's my new ride share concept. The drones show up when you tap the app and you hook yourself in. I call it Over-Uber. 1.3114 0.04487 167 125 32 10
975 Yeah, Lyft...what, you were expecting Uber? 1.3114 0.04798 167 129 24 14
976 About 12 minutes on a full charge! 1.3113 0.04525 151 111 33 7
977 The outfit? It's by Da Vinci. 1.3111 0.04477 180 137 30 13
978 I am answered an ad for an Amazon delivery position. 1.3110 0.04109 164 118 41 5
979 I'll get additional lift if you pull my finger! 1.3110 0.04860 164 127 23 14
980 Jones McDrones, platformless window washer, at your service. 1.3110 0.04287 164 120 37 7
981 For a small fee they can also deliver me to any address. 1.3107 0.04385 177 133 33 11
982 Nice, I love the vintage look! 1.3106 0.04338 161 118 36 7
983 Once Elon was fired from Tesla, he was able to focus his attention on the belt and suspender business. 1.3106 0.04682 161 122 28 11
984 All good, really ......you just gotta be home before the batteries die.... 1.3106 0.04598 161 121 30 10
985 This way, nobody sits next to me on the subway 1.3103 0.04746 145 108 29 8
986 They don't merely deliver your underwear; they put them on for you, too! 1.3103 0.04436 174 131 32 11
987 You have to attach them to your pants, I spent 3 hours up in the air in my underwear to figure that out. 1.3102 0.04356 187 142 32 13
988 Love the low-tech suspenders, Hank. Very quaint. 1.3102 0.03941 187 136 44 7
989 Hi, I'm with Customer Service. How may I help you today? 1.3101 0.04657 158 119 29 10
990 Two for one on Amazon. 1.3101 0.04481 158 117 33 8
991 Forgive me for droning on. 1.3101 0.04910 158 122 23 13
992 They do chaufe on takeoff. 1.3099 0.04253 171 126 37 8
993 So I finally figured out how to get rid of plumber's crack 1.3099 0.04411 171 128 33 10
994 High tech suspenders - and The occasional haircut! 1.3098 0.04405 184 140 31 13
995 What? Is the belt overkill? 1.3097 0.04628 155 116 30 9
996 Wearing your grandpa's suspenders. Embarrassing. 1.3097 0.04348 155 113 36 6
997 I prefer high fashion. 1.3097 0.04444 155 114 34 7
998 Depending on the election, they're getting me over the wall to Canada. 1.3095 0.04773 168 130 24 14
999 These steer me so that I can walk and text all the time now. 1.3091 0.04679 165 126 27 12
1000 They were spying on my private life, so I decided to put them to good use. 1.3091 0.04435 165 123 33 9
1001 Sure, there are safer ways to get a vasectomy. But none as exhilarating. 1.3091 0.04599 165 125 29 11
1002 Actually, I put my pants on one leg at a time like everybody else. 1.3091 0.04757 165 127 25 13
1003 These two take care of the belt. One more and I can be sure about the zipper. 1.3089 0.04416 191 147 29 15
1004 Suspen-drones.” I’m currently working on the “Brassier-drone”. It lifts and separates. 1.3087 0.04939 149 114 24 11
1005 You get used to it. 1.3086 0.04403 162 120 34 8
1006 Welcome to Amazon. 1.3086 0.04819 162 125 24 13
1007 And at 2 am,they take me home. 1.3086 0.04489 162 121 32 9
1008 Yes I have lost weight; thanks for noticing! 1.3086 0.04403 162 120 34 8
1009 Heading uptown? 1.3086 0.04225 162 118 38 6
1010 They lift and separate. Cross my heart. 1.3086 0.04339 175 131 34 10
1011 I hate strap marks. 1.3085 0.04203 188 141 36 11
1012 Uber at your service. I’ll be taking you over the traffic. 1.3085 0.03891 201 148 44 9
1013 And I can only assume your underwear doesn't have WiFi. 1.3082 0.04817 146 110 27 9
1014 After I got the order from Amazon I thought I'd keep them. 1.3082 0.04914 146 111 25 10
1015 And besides, who even has bootstraps these days? 1.3082 0.04545 159 119 31 9
1016 I've been looking all over for a pair of retro suspenders like those! 1.3082 0.05043 159 125 19 15
1017 Yeah? Do you think that stopped Wilbur and Orville? 1.3082 0.04632 159 120 29 10
1018 First Uber, then Lyft, now this. 1.3081 0.04389 172 129 33 10
1019 It's a great job, pal; Amazon Test Pilot! 1.3081 0.04542 172 131 29 12
1020 Sure it can be a little snug, but at least I don't look like an idiot. 1.3081 0.04616 172 132 27 13
1021 It’s Lyft 2.0 1.3081 0.04542 172 131 29 12
1022 It’s uplifting! 1.3081 0.04182 198 150 35 13
1023 Hey, are those suspenders of disbelief? 1.3077 0.04748 169 131 24 14
1024 Lyft has found a better way to compete with Uber. 1.3077 0.04409 195 151 28 16
1025 Bill,I think there's an easier way to treat a double hernia. 1.3077 0.04569 182 141 26 15
1026 They hold up my pants, count my steps, and taze me if I'm about to offend anyone. 1.3077 0.04779 156 119 26 11
1027 My wife holds the controllers. 1.3077 0.04692 156 118 28 10
1028 Yup, great except for the wedgies. 1.3077 0.04673 169 130 26 13
1029 It's called Amazon Trousers." 1.3073 0.04343 179 135 33 11
1030 A belt and suspenders just didn't feel safe enough. 1.3072 0.04329 166 123 35 8
1031 I'm starting with suspenders, but my goal is utilizing the technology for a cutting edge bra. 1.3072 0.04329 166 123 35 8
1032 This thing just lifts me out of any objectionable conversations to a safe space 1.3072 0.04495 166 125 31 10
1033 Hi! I'm your Amazon Prime sales rep. 1.3072 0.05018 153 119 21 13
1034 My You Tube channel is exploding but taking a leak is getting problematic. 1.3071 0.05354 140 110 17 13
1035 Skipping the elevators is worth the wedgie 1.3069 0.04381 189 145 30 14
1036 Weird, yeah, but my pants stay up. 1.3068 0.04242 176 131 36 9
1037 Yeah, I guess suspenders would work too. 1.3067 0.04632 163 124 28 11
1038 These new low-rise jeans require more than just a belt and suspenders. 1.3067 0.04629 150 112 30 8
1039 And if I get lucky, I just throw ‘em in reverse. 1.3065 0.04495 186 144 27 15
1040 All yours can do is hold your pants up? 1.3064 0.04519 173 132 29 12
1041 It's the new entry level Tesla. 1.3064 0.04368 173 130 33 10
1042 That is soooo last season. 1.3062 0.04521 160 120 31 9
1043 I was skeptical, too, but this is where suspender technology is going... 1.3062 0.04521 160 120 31 9
1044 But they send me an alert on my phone if my pants fall down, what's more convenient than that? 1.3062 0.04856 160 124 23 13
1045 They are a great alternative to suspenders, one caveat, can't get within a 3 mile radius of airports" 1.3062 0.04856 160 124 23 13
1046 Let me have your phone so I can fly this thing. 1.3061 0.04590 147 109 31 7
1047 But enough of me droning on and on... 1.3059 0.04339 170 127 34 9
1048 Getting ready for the L train shut down. 1.3057 0.04666 157 119 28 10
1049 Remember the guy with the lawn chair and the helium balloons, well .... 1.3057 0.04396 157 116 34 7
1050 It’s completely relieved my neck pain. Now if only I could get rid of this new buzzing sensation in my ears... 1.3057 0.04488 157 117 32 8
1051 Sorry, I didn't mean to drone on. 1.3057 0.04838 157 121 24 12
1052 Seriously, it’s faster than the F Train. 1.3057 0.04666 157 119 28 10
1053 I'm your NeoLyft pilot; give me your hand and I'll fly you to your destination. 1.3056 0.04176 180 134 37 9
1054 If I lose just 5 more pounds I can go airborne 1.3056 0.04250 180 135 35 10
1055 I prefer bi-dronal. 1.3054 0.04630 167 128 27 12
1056 There's also a mode for flying me out of akward situations! 1.3051 0.04371 177 134 32 11
1057 The only downside is the occasional wedgie 1.3051 0.04371 177 134 32 11
1058 It's like walking on air. 1.3051 0.04067 177 130 40 7
1059 Wait ‘til you see how I tie my shoes. 1.3051 0.04222 177 132 36 9
1060 Excuse me, are you willing to take a brief survey? 1.3051 0.04297 177 133 34 10
1061 I just said, "Alexa, drone on" and here I am. 1.3050 0.04925 141 107 25 9
1062 She said she'd take me back when pigs fly! 1.3049 0.04845 164 128 22 14
1063 They also double as ceiling fans. 1.3049 0.04442 164 123 32 9
1064 Congratulations on achieving Amazon's Prime Platinum level, Mr. McShane! 1.3049 0.04608 164 125 28 11
1065 It's $2 a mile. Just grab my hand. 1.3049 0.04526 164 124 30 10
1066 I can leap tall buildings in a single bound! 1.3043 0.04909 161 126 21 14
1067 As a matter of fact, I AM wearing a cup. Why do you ask? 1.3043 0.04497 161 121 31 9
1068 But can your suspenders also do surveillance? 1.3043 0.04113 184 137 38 9
1069 They save on belts but do eat up batteries. 1.3043 0.04582 161 122 29 10
1070 Forget it looks silly, nobody will ever try to mug you if they know somebody is watching," 1.3041 0.04396 171 129 32 10
1071 I rode here with Amazon's new rideshare technology. Alexa, release! 1.3041 0.04950 148 114 23 11
1072 I feel 20 pounds lighter and I didn’t have to change my diet. 1.3038 0.04640 158 120 28 10
1073 Yeah, but the fit is sublime. 1.3038 0.04640 158 120 28 10
1074 If the other guy is standing his ground, it's flight and not fight for me. 1.3038 0.04811 158 122 24 12
1075 My wife said I couldn't keep my pants on. 1.3036 0.04448 168 127 31 10
1076 You'll never guess where I keep the controllers. 1.3036 0.04448 168 127 31 10
1077 Musk and Bezos are both doing it. 1.3034 0.04727 145 109 28 8
1078 My pants aren't the only thing they help stay up. 1.3034 0.04125 178 132 38 8
1079 They don't keep my pants up, but they do keep people away. 1.3032 0.04425 155 115 33 7
1080 It's a better view than the Holland Tunnel, and I got here in 15 minutes. 1.3032 0.04330 155 114 35 6
1081 I can't fly, but they keep my pants up 1.3032 0.04701 155 118 27 10
1082 Yes — it's the new iSuspenders 1.3032 0.04611 155 117 29 9
1083 Oh, no, I sold my car ages ago. Where can I drop you off? 1.3030 0.04249 165 122 36 7
1084 They have Wedgie Stablization Technology. 1.3030 0.04419 165 124 32 9
1085 The wedgie factor has drastically reduced with the latest firmware update 1.3030 0.04663 165 127 26 12
1086 It’s still cheaper than a metrocard 1.3029 0.04400 175 133 31 11
1087 Yeah..... helicopter parents are so twentieth century! 1.3029 0.04547 175 135 27 13
1088 I was tired of relying on bystanders to shoot the videos of police harassing me. 1.3027 0.04371 185 142 30 13
1089 And then, last week, in church, the batteries died. 1.3026 0.04671 152 115 28 9
1090 I admire your bold retro style. 1.3026 0.04382 152 112 34 6
1091 Why do you ask? 1.3025 0.04473 162 122 31 9
1092 At first Joe was interested in hearing about Jim's new high-tech suspenders, but then Jim kept droning on. 1.3025 0.04803 162 126 23 13
1093 Now I can take airborne pictures of me taking drone selfies. 1.3025 0.04723 162 125 25 12
1094 They pay for themselves with the free haircuts. 1.3025 0.04473 162 122 31 9
1095 Let's just say they keep everything up. 1.3025 0.04298 162 120 35 7
1096 Just don't let your kids get a hold of the controls. 1.3025 0.04116 162 118 39 5
1097 Sorry, I don't mean to drone on and on. 1.3023 0.04374 172 130 32 10
1098 Fidget spinners have come a long way. 1.3023 0.04052 172 126 40 6
1099 But wait, there’s more! 1.3020 0.04538 149 111 31 7
1100 And before you know it, I'm looking in the windows of a 737. 1.3020 0.04733 149 113 27 9
1101 What I save on cabs, I spend on underwear. 1.3019 0.04615 159 121 28 10
1102 I can tell the suspense is killing you. 1.3019 0.04701 159 122 26 11
1103 I can drop you anywhere in town. 1.3019 0.04785 159 123 24 12
1104 They hold my pants up, up, and away. 1.3018 0.04658 169 131 25 13
1105 It’s their latest service - Uber Wedgie. 1.3018 0.04426 169 128 31 10
1106 Keeps me cool AND holds my pants up. 1.3018 0.04426 169 128 31 10
1107 Yes they ARE holding up my pants 1.3017 0.04181 179 134 36 9
1108 It’s still in beta. 1.3012 0.04396 166 125 32 9
1109 I’m Geoff. What was it you ordered again? 1.3012 0.04313 166 124 34 8
1110 But enough of my droning, what's new with you? 1.3012 0.04717 166 129 24 13
1111 I'll be able to see Russia... 1.3012 0.04794 166 130 22 14
1112 By 2020 amazon hope to have eradicated plumber's crack. 1.3012 0.04313 166 124 34 8
1113 How do you like my quads? 1.3011 0.04524 176 136 27 13
1114 Hey man, suspenders went out with flip phones. 1.3011 0.04595 176 137 25 14
1115 So that's how I put them on both legs at a time! 1.3011 0.04378 176 134 31 11
1116 You criticizing me, Belt-and-Suspenders Man? 1.3011 0.04146 186 140 36 10
1117 It turns out this is cheaper than Uber. 1.3007 0.04763 143 108 27 8
1118 It’s Lift and Separate...for MEN! 1.3007 0.04645 153 116 28 9
1119 Did you forget it’s casual Fly-day? 1.3007 0.04645 153 116 28 9
1120 The downside is that if my pants do fall down, its all filmed in HD. 1.3006 0.04186 163 120 37 6
1121 Seriously, I don't know what I did before Amazon... 1.3006 0.04533 163 124 29 10
1122 Yours are nice, but mine are fly. 1.3006 0.04275 173 130 34 9
1123 ...and it’s driverless. 1.3005 0.04109 193 146 36 11
1124 Do you want a lift? 1.3000 0.04758 160 124 24 12
1125 Not only do they keep my pants up but they keep me cool 1.3000 0.04558 170 131 27 12
1126 They're also great for sox and zippers. 1.3000 0.04323 170 128 33 9
1127 I'm getting beamed up as soon as my kid figures out which button to push on the remote 1.3000 0.04935 140 107 24 9
1128 The wedgies aren't ideal, but the NSA pays me a comfortable amount. 1.3000 0.04512 150 112 31 7
1129 I'm just out walking my drones. 1.3000 0.04403 170 129 31 10
1130 They keep my neighbor’s drone from catching me with my pants down. 1.2994 0.04357 177 135 31 11
1131 Dude, suspenders are so yesterday. 1.2994 0.04207 177 133 35 9
1132 I'm a vertical guy in a horizontal city. 1.2994 0.04119 167 123 38 6
1133 Take my hand, I’ll show you the world. 1.2994 0.04536 167 128 28 11
1134 The drones aren't that impressive, it's how I'm controlling them. 1.2994 0.04206 167 124 36 7
1135 Yeah, it's a problem in the bathroom. 1.2994 0.04455 167 127 30 10
1136 ...And, when I step on the scales, I weigh nothing! 1.2994 0.04649 157 120 27 10
1137 And I've a smaller one that opens zippers. 1.2989 0.04578 184 145 23 16
1138 Real men don't wear suspenders, Dude. 1.2989 0.04379 184 142 29 13
1139 They're called Dronegarees, it's the latest fad. 1.2988 0.04509 164 125 29 10
1140 I progressed from a fidget spinner 1.2988 0.04509 164 125 29 10
1141 I gave up suspenders - they caused people to stare at me. 1.2988 0.04592 164 126 27 11
1142 Now I can look at my phone while crossing the street, only THIS time I’ll be able to see the car that hits me. 1.2987 0.04710 154 118 26 10
1143 I got the suspenders from Amazon WITH the extended support plan.., 1.2987 0.04799 154 119 24 11
1144 Just because I have the money to do it. 1.2986 0.04836 144 110 25 9
1145 Apparently, my wife still hasn't got over the fact that I cheated on her. 1.2986 0.04735 144 109 27 8
1146 I don't mean to be droning on and on. 1.2982 0.04684 171 134 23 14
1147 So then I thought to myself, "Sometimes you just need to take a chance". 1.2982 0.04302 171 129 33 9
1148 Listen, you have to take chances in fashion. 1.2981 0.04303 161 120 34 7
1149 I suspendered my disbelief a long time ago. 1.2981 0.04392 161 121 32 8
1150 And then she threatened to turn on the ceiling fan. 1.2981 0.04565 161 123 28 10
1151 Not Uber, this is Hover 1.2981 0.04303 161 120 34 7
1152 Suspenders are so last season... 1.2981 0.04023 161 117 40 4
1153 No more lower back pain! 1.2979 0.04694 141 106 28 7
1154 Mr. Musk thinks it has potential.... 1.2976 0.04432 168 128 30 10
1155 They pick up the slack. 1.2976 0.04351 168 127 32 9
1156 But you said I should drop by anytime. 1.2976 0.04667 168 131 24 13
1157 I'll be in touch later. Have to take a look in my apartment. I think my wife is having an affair. 1.2975 0.04445 158 119 31 8
1158 They're from Skymall 1.2975 0.04623 158 121 27 10
1159 I'm waiting for Lyft. 1.2975 0.04794 158 123 23 12
1160 Only this perpetual wedgie will keep me distracted from the news. 1.2975 0.04794 158 123 23 12
1161 The system still has a few flaws: Last week I was delivered to a prison exercise yard. 1.2975 0.04710 158 122 25 11
1162 Look,this is cheaper than airplane tickets,and I have WAY more leg room. 1.2973 0.04442 148 110 32 6
1163 Well, yeah, it does make riding the subway a challenge. 1.2973 0.04221 185 141 33 11
1164 Loving the retro look bro. 1.2973 0.04337 148 109 34 5
1165 I saved a bundle by not getting the camera. 1.2971 0.04233 175 132 34 9
1166 They're great for keeping your pants up… not so great for unzipping your fly. 1.2971 0.04233 175 132 34 9
1167 If you're impressed now, wait to you see them at work in the men's room. 1.2971 0.04532 175 136 26 13
1168 Did you see the guy with the Amazon T-shirt holding the control stick? 1.2971 0.04869 138 105 25 8
1169 I find it better than being an office drone. 1.2970 0.04143 165 122 37 6
1170 It’s worth the wedgies 1.2968 0.04310 155 115 34 6
1171 My kids PROMISED they’d walk them. 1.2968 0.04593 155 118 28 9
1172 Dro-penders, bro. Dro-penders. 1.2968 0.04310 155 115 34 6
1173 You're lucky your wife trusts you. 1.2966 0.05002 145 113 21 11
1174 Once I get home, I can see how my day went. Then I can edit it, maybe add music, and post it, of course. 1.2965 0.04359 172 131 31 10
1175 Were you suspended by Amazon,too? 1.2965 0.04200 172 129 35 8
1176 Mostly, I activate them when the dating service meetup is not going well. 1.2963 0.04624 162 125 26 11
1177 This is why we need more women in STEM. 1.2963 0.05098 162 131 14 17
1178 Your tall brunette named Ryan has arrived from Amazon 1.2963 0.04787 162 127 22 13
1179 100 bucks I can fly by the seat of my pants... 1.2963 0.04280 162 121 34 7
1180 Suspenders 2.0 1.2961 0.03853 179 131 43 5
1181 I can deliver you 1.2961 0.04241 179 136 33 10
1182 It's noisy, but it beats taking the D train. 1.2961 0.04652 152 116 27 9
1183 Excuse me for droning on and on. 1.2958 0.05173 142 112 18 12
1184 They’re great but whenever I walk down stairs I get a wedgie. 1.2956 0.04768 159 124 23 12
1185 But at least it’s an iWedgie. 1.2956 0.04421 159 120 31 8
1186 Can you believe it still takes me 30 minutes to go through TSA? 1.2956 0.04510 159 121 29 9
1187 That's not the only thing they keep up 1.2956 0.04684 159 123 25 11
1188 Not only this, but I got a rocket in my pocket, too. 1.2956 0.04330 159 119 33 7
1189 You did order through Amazon Prime? 1.2956 0.04768 159 124 23 12
1190 Do these drones make my butt look big? 1.2955 0.04437 176 136 28 12
1191 Forgive me, I must drone on. 1.2955 0.04212 176 133 34 9
1192 Welcome to Lyft Lite! 1.2955 0.05128 132 102 21 9
1193 It's my take on the guy with the lawn chairs and balloons! 1.2955 0.04288 176 134 32 10
1194 It keeps mosquitos away. 1.2953 0.04617 149 113 28 8
1195 And my wife said I wouldn’t find a use. 1.2953 0.04617 149 113 28 8
1196 Elon Musk says it's gonna disrupt the belts industry 1.2952 0.04210 166 124 35 7
1197 I'd give you one but they're joined at my hip. 1.2952 0.04778 166 131 21 14
1198 The horror of the 1997 Nuclear Wedgie came screaming back into Franklin's mind. 1.2951 0.04454 183 143 26 14
1199 Uber Walks sent me. Where do you want to go today? 1.2951 0.04317 183 141 30 12
1200 Did you call an Uber? 1.2949 0.04745 156 121 24 11
1201 New pants from Amazon. 1.2949 0.04567 156 119 28 9
1202 So far, there hasn’t been any collateral damage. 1.2949 0.04382 156 117 32 7
1203 But I’m really hoping to pitch this to Victoria’s Secret. I mean, talk about a Wonder Bra. 1.2948 0.04337 173 132 31 10
1204 As good as suspenders -- until the batteries die. 1.2948 0.04179 173 130 35 8
1205 They came with free shipping. 1.2948 0.03844 173 126 43 4
1206 It's safer than a driverless car. 1.2947 0.04070 190 144 36 10
1207 Sure, but what's holding up your ego? 1.2945 0.05066 146 115 19 12
1208 They are the new Air Jordans. 1.2945 0.04168 163 121 36 6
1209 I got these suspenders on Amazon. 1.2945 0.04258 163 122 34 7
1210 I'm disrupting the walking industry. 1.2945 0.04346 163 123 32 8
1211 Your hover driver is here 1.2945 0.04432 163 124 30 9
1212 You ordered a husband on Amazon? 1.2945 0.04432 163 124 30 9
1213 Come on live a little, grab my hand. 1.2944 0.04146 180 136 35 9
1214 They're both controlled by a single joystick. 1.2944 0.04365 180 139 29 12
1215 I don't mean to drone on.... 1.2941 0.04543 170 132 26 12
1216 They allow my pants to operate 100% hands free, when in autonomous mode. 1.2941 0.04796 136 103 26 7
1217 Inexplicably, she wants me to take up golf again" 1.2941 0.04626 153 117 27 9
1218 My startup is disrupting the suspender industry. 1.2941 0.04238 153 113 35 5
1219 The only problem is the batteries run out without warning. 1.2938 0.04415 177 137 28 12
1220 First it was a piece of rawhide around the waist, then the belt was invented, then suspenders, and now, this crowning achievement. 1.2938 0.04114 177 133 36 8
1221 There are suspenders, and then there are suspenders. 1.2937 0.04397 160 121 31 8
1222 Yeah, you miss a payment, and Amazon repos your pants. 1.2937 0.04741 160 125 23 12
1223 This way I know I'm covered until the Me Too movement dies down. 1.2937 0.04824 160 126 21 13
1224 Puts the ‘suspend’ in suspenders, don’t you think? 1.2937 0.04307 160 120 33 7
1225 I just got sick and tired of paying for parking. 1.2937 0.04637 143 108 28 7
1226 Excuse me, sir. Do these pants make me look crazy? 1.2934 0.04599 167 130 25 12
1227 They hold up my pants well, but their photos don’t do me justice. 1.2934 0.04357 167 127 31 9
1228 I decided to embrace technology instead of fighting it. 1.2933 0.04590 150 114 28 8
1229 I find that if I do not keep them on leash, they chase other drones! 1.2933 0.04590 150 114 28 8
1230 I put my pants like everybody else, one drone at a time 1.2933 0.04288 150 111 34 5
1231 My wife said get rid of the plumber's crack or she'd get rid of me. 1.2933 0.04687 150 115 26 9
1232 They'll pick up most anything...other than chicks. 1.2933 0.04874 150 117 22 11
1233 They ride a little to the left, but I'm into that. 1.2931 0.04158 174 131 35 8
1234 I'm not bragging, but I needed two because of the size of my package. 1.2931 0.04391 174 134 29 11
1235 Strap these on and say goodbye to unsightly plumber butt and chronic wedgies. 1.2931 0.04315 174 133 31 10
1236 Cuts my commute in half. 1.2931 0.04237 174 132 33 9
1237 I call 'em Orville and Wilbur 1.2930 0.04631 157 121 26 10
1238 It's house arrest, but they let me walk around the block. 1.2930 0.04167 157 116 36 5
1239 I call them overspenders. 1.2929 0.04914 140 108 23 9
1240 They hold up my pants and the noise drowns out the flatulence. 1.2929 0.05119 140 110 19 11
1241 This only happens during mating season 1.2928 0.04127 181 137 35 9
1242 Just search 'hands-free infinity suspenders' in the app store. 1.2927 0.04575 164 127 26 11
1243 I take “suspenders” literally. 1.2927 0.04575 164 127 26 11
1244 Yes your system is better at the urinal 1.2927 0.04575 164 127 26 11
1245 Did you order the Uber Express? 1.2927 0.04492 164 126 28 10
1246 Suspenders hold my pants up, but they make me look old. 1.2926 0.04023 188 142 37 9
1247 I'm saving thousands in tolls every year. 1.2925 0.04340 147 109 33 5
1248 Mary Poppins' got nothin' on me. 1.2924 0.04365 171 131 30 10
1249 You know, you could just wear pants that fit... 1.2924 0.04365 171 131 30 10
1250 It gets great videos and keeps my pants up. 1.2922 0.04781 154 120 23 11
1251 And they have patented 'anti-wedgy' technology. 1.2922 0.04691 154 119 25 10
1252 I like to dress conservatively but with a hint of trendiness. 1.2921 0.03771 178 130 44 4
1253 Uber just stepped up their game. 1.2921 0.04171 178 135 34 9
1254 I’m like everyone else, I put my pants on one drone at a time. 1.2919 0.04284 161 121 33 7
1255 These days you have to learn to put your pants on...one drone at a time ! 1.2919 0.04548 161 124 27 10
1256 One leg at a time, just like you. 1.2919 0.04548 161 124 27 10
1257 This is the newest feature of Amazon, you deliver yourself, for a small fee! 1.2919 0.04099 161 119 37 5
1258 Mind holding these while I go to the john? 1.2919 0.04065 185 140 36 9
1259 Still less ridiculous than Uggs for men. 1.2917 0.04416 168 129 29 10
1260 Disruptors don't walk, bro. 1.2917 0.04334 168 128 31 9
1261 Yeah! And people also laughed at Dick Tracy and his stupid watch! 1.2917 0.04251 168 127 33 8
1262 It's legit-- Uber Piggy-back. Trust me. 1.2917 0.04503 144 108 30 6
1263 Five bucks gets you across Broadway without getting hit by a bus! 1.2917 0.04503 144 108 30 6
1264 I registered for prime and now it only takes me two business days to get home. 1.2914 0.04517 175 137 25 13
1265 I thought it was a great idea, too...until I was giving a speech at work and the batteries died! 1.2914 0.04370 175 135 29 11
1266 I don't know how I existed without smart suspenders. 1.2914 0.04217 175 133 33 9
1267 They're taking me for a walk. 1.2914 0.04517 175 137 25 13
1268 Nah, my dogs are just lazy and would rather watch our walks. 1.2914 0.04845 151 118 22 11
1269 Want a lift? 1.2911 0.04861 158 125 20 13
1270 ...and, I'm saving a fortune on belts. 1.2911 0.04427 158 120 30 8
1271 They hold my pants up, create a nice breeze, and cost way more than your low tech suspenders. 1.2911 0.04605 158 122 26 10
1272 Greetings, citizen, I’m the Drone Ranger.... 1.2909 0.04551 165 128 26 11
1273 You may be fashion-forward. This is fashion-upward! 1.2909 0.04213 165 124 34 7
1274 Skymall. 1.2909 0.04631 165 129 24 12
1275 Ya gotta hand it to Lyft – they’re way ahead of the competition. 1.2909 0.04710 165 130 22 13
1276 And each one has a camera to tell me if my shoelaces are tied. 1.2908 0.04671 141 107 27 7
1277 "Watch this. Beam me up Scotties." 1.2907 0.04264 172 131 32 9
1278 I save a bundle on belts and I can skip the escalators at the mall. 1.2907 0.04183 172 130 34 8
1279 Indoors can be a problem. 1.2905 0.04623 148 113 27 8
1280 You said you wanted a product that would suspend belief! 1.2905 0.04818 148 115 23 10
1281 Suspenders, but with a constant feed to all my social media! 1.2905 0.04226 179 137 32 10
1282 If you can think of a more practical way to keep my pants up, I’d like to hear it. 1.2905 0.04299 179 138 30 11
1283 I'm logging 50,000 steps a day on my fitness tracker with no effort! 1.2903 0.04574 155 119 27 9
1284 Even if you don't fly it will give you a nice buzz 1.2903 0.04574 155 119 27 9
1285 Man.. Those suspenders are so last century! 1.2903 0.04191 155 115 35 5
1286 Why, to hold my pants up, of course.... 1.2901 0.04690 162 127 23 12
1287 I put 4 million into their Kickstarter campaign, but I got to keep the prototype! 1.2901 0.04771 162 128 21 13
1288 Not only does it help keep my pants up but it also provides some personal space in crowded areas. 1.2901 0.04170 162 121 35 6
1289 I should have Googled, 'Keep Pants Up No Batteries'. Where'd you get those?" 1.2899 0.04393 169 130 29 10
1290 dronewalking is a sideline; i'm really an actor 1.2899 0.04627 169 133 23 13
1291 I know I tend to drone on a bit. 1.2899 0.04551 169 132 25 12
1292 I like to keep an eye on myself. 1.2899 0.04623 138 104 28 6
1293 So I asked myself, ‘self, do you want spend one more second on F train?’ 1.2899 0.04736 138 105 26 7
1294 My pants fit fine. These are to hold up my underwear. 1.2898 0.04038 176 132 37 7
1295 Taking my pet Drones for a walk.. 1.2897 0.04885 145 113 22 10
1296 No offense, but my thinking was..."anything but suspenders". 1.2896 0.04232 183 141 31 11
1297 I added a bow tie,.. but then I almost died. 1.2895 0.04995 152 121 18 13
1298 Yes, like my wife says, I am definitely a helicopter parent 1.2895 0.04633 152 117 26 9
1299 The occasional atomic wedgie is a small price to pay for the added security against pickpockets. 1.2895 0.04726 152 118 24 10
1300 Those suspenders are sooooo 2005! 1.2895 0.04538 152 116 28 8
1301 Sure it’s a prototype, but the casualty rates have been very low. 1.2893 0.04311 159 120 32 7
1302 I know, I could’ve just settled on a belt...but this is 2018! 1.2893 0.04311 159 120 32 7
1303 I just try to stay away from schools when the batteries get low. 1.2893 0.04492 159 122 28 9
1304 My first one seemed lonely. 1.2893 0.04311 159 120 32 7
1305 This way I can avoid the subway. 1.2892 0.04445 166 128 28 10
1306 They are great! Do you have a charger I could borrow? 1.2892 0.04445 166 128 28 10
1307 Sorry, I can't hear you over the sound of how hip my pants are. 1.2892 0.04527 166 129 26 11
1308 And the updraft keeps my hair in place. 1.2890 0.04398 173 134 28 11
1309 This would work like a charm if it wasn't for the pigeons. 1.2890 0.04162 173 131 34 8
1310 The hardest part was figuring out what my upseam was. 1.2890 0.04242 173 132 32 9
1311 It keeps the pants up and you feel 20 pounds lighter on your feet. 1.2890 0.03997 173 129 38 6
1312 I’m sorry, am I droning on again? 1.2890 0.04548 173 136 24 13
1313 I call them suspendered animation! 1.2890 0.04474 173 135 26 12
1314 They're the newest thing in hands-free, but I have to be near a charger when the batteries die or else. 1.2888 0.04303 187 146 28 13
1315 But you can't literally 'suspend' from yours, can you? 1.2887 0.04749 142 109 25 8
1316 I just think suspenders are too much of a statement.” 1.2887 0.04129 194 150 32 12
1317 I put tape over the camera for privacy 1.2886 0.04790 149 116 23 10
1318 Keeps your pants up and gives off a nice breeze at the same time. 1.2886 0.04694 149 115 25 9
1319 They’re called suspenders? What a great idea. 1.2886 0.04790 149 116 23 10
1320 With the pull of these puppies there's no chance that I'll moon anyone. 1.2886 0.04395 149 112 31 6
1321 Sure, it seems like the perfect solution until you figure in the cost of batteries! 1.2885 0.04456 156 119 29 8
1322 They're called Suspendrones. 1.2885 0.04456 156 119 29 8
1323 Who needs Uber? 1.2885 0.04363 156 118 31 7
1324 You’re not supposed to wear a belt with suspenders. 1.2883 0.04664 163 128 23 12
1325 Give you a lift 1.2883 0.04499 163 126 27 10
1326 Let's take this one to Shark Tank. 1.2883 0.04499 163 126 27 10
1327 So far their artificial intelligence has only learned to keep my pants up 1.2883 0.04582 163 127 25 11
1328 THERE'S NO DOWN SIDE. 1.2883 0.04582 163 127 25 11
1329 You think this is great, I have one that can be connected to my fly. 1.2883 0.04414 163 125 29 9
1330 seriously...it's like I'm not even wearing pants! 1.2882 0.04208 170 129 33 8
1331 I spent too much time at The Sharper Image. 1.2882 0.04370 170 131 29 10
1332 Yes,it's cool,but I feel bad about the two guys I fired. 1.2881 0.04251 177 136 31 10
1333 Yeah, but can YOUR suspenders deliver PIZZA? 1.2881 0.04018 177 133 37 7
1334 To keep my pants up, of course. 1.2881 0.04326 177 137 29 11
1335 Technically they're still suspenders 1.2881 0.03855 177 131 41 5
1336 I'm just trying to create a little buzz around here! 1.2878 0.04706 139 106 26 7
1337 They’ve really taken the weight off my shoulders. 1.2877 0.04555 146 111 28 7
1338 I should probably figure out who's driving these things. 1.2876 0.04512 153 117 28 8
1339 I'm taking man-spreading to whole new levels. 1.2876 0.04789 153 120 22 11
1340 Avoiding the subway is worth the oppressive wedgies. 1.2876 0.04317 153 115 32 6
1341 Their purpose? Hold my pants up - what else! 1.2875 0.04640 160 125 24 11
1342 In this #MeToo era, you can't be too careful. 1.2874 0.04256 167 127 32 8
1343 Which way to the Met Gala? 1.2874 0.04422 167 129 28 10
1344 My belt broke. 1.2874 0.04221 174 133 32 9
1345 There are some perks working for Amazon. 1.2874 0.04299 174 134 30 10
1346 Yes, I am absolutely terrified. 1.2872 0.04216 188 146 30 12
1347 They keep my pants up; fifteen minutes at a time. 1.2867 0.04824 143 111 23 9
1348 Hey, I see you’re into suspenders too! 1.2867 0.04396 143 107 31 5
1349 I still put them on one leg at a time. How they stay up is my business. 1.2867 0.04824 143 111 23 9
1350 The wedgie is worth the convenience. 1.2867 0.04667 150 116 25 9
1351 I'm a drone parent. 1.2867 0.04855 150 118 21 11
1352 I got them on Amazon. They're called The Suspenders of Damocles. 1.2867 0.04855 150 118 21 11
1353 Suspenders?! And you wonder why you cannot get a date? 1.2867 0.04667 150 116 25 9
1354 It drowns out my tinnitus 1.2866 0.04146 157 117 35 5
1355 ...but listen to me droning on - how have you been? 1.2866 0.04523 157 121 27 9
1356 These drones are guards, my slacks a prison, and my dick, a convicted felon. 1.2866 0.04798 164 131 19 14
1357 It's all about the support. 1.2866 0.04558 164 128 25 11
1358 I'm thinking of calling them "suspendrones." What do you think? 1.2866 0.04558 164 128 25 11
1359 If you're clumsy you can get a free hair cut out of them, too. 1.2865 0.04426 171 133 27 11
1360 Sure, a belt is more practical. You don't have to drone on and on about it. 1.2865 0.04187 171 130 33 8
1361 Do you have a flip phone to go with that outfit? 1.2865 0.04426 171 133 27 11
1362 This way I can focus full time on my social media without missing anything in real life. 1.2865 0.04305 178 138 29 11
1363 They provide my pants with support and me with companionship. 1.2864 0.03988 199 153 35 11
1364 Belts will be obsolete 1.2857 0.04479 168 131 26 11
1365 I’m taking my drones out for a walk. 1.2857 0.04729 147 114 24 9
1366 Just like everyone else, I put my pants on one leg at a time. 1.2857 0.04149 168 127 34 7
1367 Think of them as 'the bitcoin of suspenders.' 1.2857 0.04391 154 117 30 7
1368 I thought it meant they would deliver the belt by drone 1.2857 0.04355 161 123 30 8
1369 Forgot my belt? No, I lost my remotes. 1.2857 0.04317 168 129 30 9
1370 You didn’t know that Popular Mechanics bought GQ? 1.2857 0.04487 154 118 28 8
1371 A wedgie is a small price to pay for fashion. 1.2857 0.04391 154 117 30 7
1372 Suspenders make me look old 1.2857 0.04762 154 121 22 11
1373 We ran out of Segways. 1.2857 0.04165 182 140 32 10
1374 Yeah but I tried everything else to get it up 1.2857 0.04277 175 135 30 10
1375 Got a minute to learn about bitcoin? 1.2857 0.04234 168 128 32 8
1376 Where do you want to be dropped? 1.2857 0.04635 168 133 22 13
1377 It's far more than a massage, friend. 1.2857 0.04399 168 130 28 10
1378 I bet you are still pulling them down yourself too 1.2857 0.04922 147 116 20 11
1379 That's why we think the belt market is ripe for disruption! 1.2857 0.04580 154 119 26 9
1380 So what did you think I meant when I said the NSA's been suspending my right to privacy 1.2857 0.04487 154 118 28 8
1381 Stop me if I start droning on. 1.2857 0.04428 175 137 26 12
1382 We'll see who's the idiot when you have to pee. 1.2857 0.04780 161 128 20 13
1383 Other than battery life issues, they never let me down. 1.2857 0.04399 168 130 28 10
1384 I was skeptical too, but look at the difference in our postures! 1.2857 0.03983 161 119 38 4
1385 Keeping my pants up is a breeze 1.2857 0.05071 133 104 20 9
1386 'My shrink told me l need to see things from a different perspective` 1.2849 0.04630 172 137 21 14
1387 It makes airport security slightly more complicated I suppose 1.2849 0.03643 172 125 45 2
1388 They work great on stairs and I can skip the elevator altogether. 1.2849 0.04083 172 130 35 7
1389 The drones are free once you buy a suspension data plan. 1.2848 0.04367 165 127 29 9
1390 They’re Gucci 1.2848 0.04367 165 127 29 9
1391 I'm beta testing new suspenders for James Bond. 1.2848 0.04367 165 127 29 9
1392 By all means, drone on.... 1.2848 0.04315 158 120 31 7
1393 I still feel like something’s been holding me up. 1.2848 0.04498 158 122 27 9
1394 $199 to LA - No frills Coach 1.2848 0.04498 158 122 27 9
1395 Honestly, the only it's uncomfortable is in the men's room." 1.2848 0.04587 158 123 25 10
1396 I'm thinking of selling my parking space. 1.2848 0.04917 151 120 19 12
1397 I’m sorry if I drone on. 1.2848 0.04734 151 118 23 10
1398 Are you Kevin? Hi, I’m your Uber driver today. 1.2847 0.04794 144 112 23 9
1399 I'm telling you, this time I really think I found the idea that's going to take off 1.2847 0.04587 144 110 27 7
1400 No need for a belt, but the wedgies are awful. 1.2847 0.04692 144 111 25 8
1401 Want a new high? 1.2847 0.04894 144 113 21 10
1402 I'm an Amazon Test Dummy. 1.2842 0.04041 190 146 34 10
1403 The permits weren’t the cheapest, but you just can’t put a price on this level of back support. 1.2842 0.04072 183 140 34 9
1404 No, I haven't worn them on a date, yet. Why do you ask? 1.2842 0.03998 183 139 36 8
1405 Not only do they hold my pants up, they record every move I make. 1.2841 0.03939 176 132 38 6
1406 I've gotten some really great selfies. 1.2840 0.04212 169 129 32 8
1407 Well, it sure beats taking the subway to work! 1.2840 0.04534 169 133 24 12
1408 Yea, so then I said, "After college, I'll GoPro". And here I am. 1.2840 0.04295 169 130 30 9
1409 Oh what, these old things? 1.2840 0.04332 162 124 30 8
1410 ah, but listen to me just droning on! What's new with you? 1.2840 0.04242 162 123 32 7
1411 You're missing the point, it's not about practicality, it's about innovation, STEVEN! 1.2840 0.04332 162 124 30 8
1412 But can yours give you a wedgie? 1.2840 0.04419 162 125 28 9
1413 It’s amazing! They know when I have to go to the bathroom before I do. 1.2840 0.04419 162 125 28 9
1414 Everyone at Fox was issued them............ 1.2840 0.04754 162 129 20 13
1415 Filthy subways, no parking, crowded streets...what do you mean 'why? 1.2839 0.04461 155 119 28 8
1416 It’s the prototype from my start-up company UberLyft 1.2838 0.04602 148 114 26 8
1417 They hold up my pants AND definitively resolve the haunting fear that I'm being watched! 1.2834 0.03939 187 142 37 8
1418 This way I can keep me under constant surveillance 1.2833 0.03882 180 135 39 6
1419 Don’t get me wrong. You look great in suspenders but I need something more cutting edge. 1.2832 0.03979 173 130 37 6
1420 Yea,a cup is really necessary. 1.2831 0.04173 166 126 33 7
1421 They usually leave once they get your lunch money. 1.2831 0.04589 166 131 23 12
1422 I guarantee there's no discomfort in that area. 1.2831 0.04084 166 125 35 6
1423 Those suspenders tell the world you don't care how you look. 1.2830 0.04561 159 124 25 10
1424 Suspenders just hold up your pants- these hold up my ego! 1.2830 0.04473 159 123 27 9
1425 Statistically it's safer than a helicopter. 1.2830 0.04383 159 122 29 8
1426 What, you’ve never seen Drone Drawers before. 1.2830 0.04648 159 125 23 11
1427 We had to transition to belts after our zipper incident. 1.2830 0.04732 159 126 21 12
1428 It's a modern-day chastity belt. 1.2830 0.04648 159 125 23 11
1429 Do you want to carpool to work today? 1.2829 0.04517 152 117 27 8
1430 This takes a HUGE load off my shoulders! 1.2829 0.04113 152 113 35 4
1431 This new prototype is nearly wedgie-free. 1.2829 0.04218 152 114 33 5
1432 Pendulous testicles. 1.2828 0.04559 145 111 27 7
1433 Acquiring two FAA licenses to keep your pants up might seem extreme, but it’s just a cost of doing business in the plumbing trade these days. 1.2828 0.04559 145 111 27 7
1434 You obviously have no idea belt production has on our carbon footprint. 1.2828 0.04864 145 114 21 10
1435 If we both do it, it'll be cool. 1.2827 0.03739 191 143 42 6
1436 Everyone kept accusing me of droning on, so I thought I would. 1.2825 0.04235 177 137 30 10
1437 It's a "sans-a-belt" for geeks. 1.2825 0.04081 177 135 34 8
1438 That's right, Brookstone makes suspenders now. 1.2824 0.04273 170 131 30 9
1439 Care to try a Sky Wedgie? 1.2824 0.04433 170 133 26 11
1440 Hello. I am Andrew. Brother of Alexa. Please save me. 1.2824 0.04353 170 132 28 10
1441 Pulling yourself up by your bootstraps is so 20th century 1.2822 0.04309 163 125 30 8
1442 Sorry to drone on and on, but... 1.2822 0.04481 163 127 26 10
1443 Pants up, nice breeze, and cutting-edge​ fashion. What's not to like? 1.2822 0.04220 163 124 32 7
1444 Trendy? Yes. Comfortable? Not so much. 1.2822 0.04220 163 124 32 7
1445 Those buckles look complicated. 1.2822 0.04481 163 127 26 10
1446 Reduces hip fractures, and prevents drowning in case of floods. 1.2821 0.04342 156 119 30 7
1447 They see any danger around me AND they keep my pants up! 1.2821 0.04436 156 120 28 8
1448 I know my batteries are low when my navel feels a breeze. 1.2821 0.04529 156 121 26 9
1449 The first step is suspending your disbelief Harold. 1.2821 0.04436 156 120 28 8
1450 I call it the selfie paparazzi. 1.2821 0.04436 156 120 28 8
1451 Ride share is no longer necessary my friend 1.2819 0.04475 149 114 28 7
1452 Ironically, the real suspense is during the brief recharging period. 1.2819 0.04575 149 115 26 8
1453 Sure, people stare. But that’s the price of fashion. 1.2819 0.04268 149 112 32 5
1454 My service drones have really taken a weight off my shoulders 1.2819 0.04268 149 112 32 5
1455 My mom was worried, so I told her I'm on a motorcycle. 1.2819 0.04769 149 117 22 10
1456 The helicopters were getting too expensive, so Channel 4 came up with a new way to do live traffic reports. 1.2819 0.04373 149 113 30 6
1457 I'm telling you, there's a fortune to be made disrupting the suspender industry. 1.2817 0.04620 142 109 26 7
1458 You just have to make sure you don't accidentally turn up the power and give yourself a wedgie. 1.2817 0.04727 142 110 24 8
1459 What do you mean the government is always spying on us? 1.2817 0.04620 142 109 26 7
1460 No, YOUR suspenders are too loud. 1.2816 0.04435 174 137 25 12
1461 Don’t worry, I used to put my pants on one leg at a time, too. 1.2816 0.04124 174 133 33 8
1462 My wife's the jealous type. 1.2816 0.03960 174 131 37 6
1463 Yeah, it does give quite the wedgie. 1.2816 0.03759 206 157 40 9
1464 The legroom is fantastic and there's no airline to give away your seat 1.2814 0.04485 167 131 25 11
1465 You should buy now, before any public demand for regulation. 1.2814 0.04404 167 130 27 10
1466 They have incredible rear suspension. 1.2814 0.04404 167 130 27 10
1467 I think you will find it very uplifting. 1.2814 0.04565 167 132 23 12
1468 Sorry, I'm droning on. What was your question again? 1.2814 0.04404 167 130 27 10
1469 Don't let me drone on too long. 1.2814 0.04720 167 134 19 14
1470 And if I'm losing the argument, a simple hand gesture allows me a quick exit. 1.2812 0.03866 192 146 38 8
1471 Yeah, they’re OK, but if you’re not careful with the lift setting you get a wedgy. 1.2812 0.04449 160 124 27 9
1472 These are are the best protection system ever! Since I started using them, nobody comes anywhere near me. 1.2812 0.04622 160 126 23 11
1473 Now who's nerdier. Huh? 1.2810 0.04770 153 121 21 11
1474 Need a lift? 1.2810 0.04296 153 116 31 6
1475 What? I couldn't hear you. 1.2809 0.03982 178 135 36 7
1476 The charge lasts up to 8 hours, so you're not obligated to keep your pants on all day. 1.2808 0.04102 203 160 29 14
1477 I just have to make sure the batteries don't die near a school. 1.2807 0.04086 171 130 34 7
1478 I could drone on forever about these suspenders! 1.2807 0.04410 171 134 26 11
1479 This takes voyeurism to a whole new height. 1.2807 0.04410 171 134 26 11
1480 They hold my pants up to 2,500 feet. 1.2805 0.04622 164 130 22 12
1481 It's the airline's frequent flyer award. 1.2805 0.04457 164 128 26 10
1482 They also offer a mini for unzipping at urinals. 1.2803 0.04681 157 124 22 11
1483 My father told me to pull myself up by my bootstraps, but that sounded like a lot of work, so I automated it 1.2803 0.04681 157 124 22 11
1484 The pants are fly, man. 1.2803 0.04412 157 121 28 8
1485 People used to say I was a downer 1.2803 0.04412 157 121 28 8
1486 Remember that brilliant idea I mentioned?... 1.2803 0.04503 157 122 26 9
1487 They fly down too. 1.2803 0.04503 157 122 26 9
1488 Drone walking. Big Bucks, I'll tell ya! 1.2800 0.04337 175 137 27 11
1489 You should try it. Makes picking up girls a breeze. 1.2800 0.04835 150 119 20 11
1490 I use to have a seeing eye dog. 1.2800 0.03798 150 109 40 1
1491 They can also see if my fly is undone. 1.2800 0.04183 175 135 31 9
1492 My start up hasn't got off the ground yet. 1.2800 0.04549 150 116 26 8
1493 Yeah, with new advancements in technology you can keep your pants up without a belt! 1.2798 0.04299 168 130 29 9
1494 I got a deal on Amazon! 1.2798 0.04130 168 128 33 7
1495 Oh man, can you lighten up? 1.2796 0.03791 186 140 40 6
1496 It keeps my pants up AND keeps me cool. 1.2795 0.04245 161 123 31 7
1497 I no longer have much privacy but I find myself much lighter on my feet. 1.2795 0.04058 161 121 35 5
1498 Look, both the belt and the suspenders seem a little redundant for my tastes. 1.2795 0.04511 161 126 25 10
1499 They're a little noisy,but they do keep my pants up. 1.2793 0.04118 179 138 32 9
1500 I'm your ride to the observation deck at the Empire State building. 1.2792 0.04560 154 120 25 9
1501 And, the white noise relaxes me! 1.2792 0.04272 154 117 31 6
1502 I enjoy the sensation. Plus the flying part is nice too 1.2792 0.04652 154 121 23 10
1503 Liar, liar, pants on... fliers? 1.2791 0.04148 172 132 32 8
1504 If you make them mad, they give you a wedgie. 1.2791 0.04309 172 134 28 10
1505 Way less nerdy than Google Glass. 1.2791 0.04464 172 136 24 12
1506 I'm a big 'spender. 1.2789 0.04505 147 113 27 7
1507 I'm exercising my privilege of absurdity. 1.2788 0.04597 165 131 22 12
1508 Hey, they're easier than dogs. 1.2787 0.03827 183 138 39 6
1509 They work...but my voice is squeaky. 1.2785 0.04567 158 124 24 10
1510 Beats taking the bus. 1.2785 0.04478 158 123 26 9
1511 I put them on the same way, one leg at a time. 1.2785 0.04655 158 125 22 11
1512 How long is this guy going to drone on?! 1.2785 0.04567 158 124 24 10
1513 You should see what happens when I add a third! 1.2785 0.04567 158 124 24 10
1514 To heck with the 'belt or suspenders' dilemma. I'm a non-conformist. 1.2784 0.04003 176 134 35 7
1515 Yeah, they took a lot of weight off my shoulders! 1.2784 0.04240 176 137 29 10
1516 Look, I know I'm droning on but this is important! 1.2781 0.04619 151 118 24 9
1517 No -- actually they are taking ME for a walk. 1.2781 0.04619 151 118 24 9
1518 But I drone on. What is it you wanted to say? 1.2781 0.04277 169 131 29 9
1519 Ever since Elon Musk brought out his own clothing line I haven't really bothered with anything else. 1.2778 0.04346 144 109 30 5
1520 I like wedgies 1.2778 0.04487 162 127 25 10
1521 The trick is to get them to stop fighting. 1.2775 0.04127 173 133 32 8
1522 Amazon and Uber are teaming up to provide this great new rideshare service! 1.2775 0.04127 173 133 32 8
1523 I could drone on all day about these new suspenders. 1.2775 0.03875 173 130 38 5
1524 I'm sorry, I didn't mean to drone on and on. 1.2774 0.04345 155 119 29 7
1525 Drone delivery tech support. How may I assist you today? 1.2774 0.04441 155 120 27 8
1526 My belt broke , hope the batteries last . 1.2774 0.04148 155 117 33 5
1527 Cheaper and faster than Uber or Lyft 1.2774 0.04345 155 119 29 7
1528 Need a lift? It's cheaper than Uber. 1.2774 0.04717 137 106 24 7
1529 Give me your hand and for five bucks I'll take you to 42nd Street. 1.2772 0.03887 184 140 37 7
1530 Holds my pants up and gets me around town. 1.2771 0.04241 166 128 30 8
1531 Believe me. Soon everyone will be wearing suspendrones. 1.2771 0.04326 166 129 28 9
1532 Would you like to see them land? 1.2771 0.04491 166 131 24 11
1533 These are drones in my pants AND I'm happy to see you! 1.2771 0.04409 166 130 26 10
1534 I hate elevators. 1.2770 0.04375 148 113 29 6
1535 They've taken some weight off my shoulders. 1.2768 0.04063 177 136 33 8
1536 I'm thinking of getting one more for my fly. 1.2767 0.04542 159 125 24 10
1537 You should see what my Roomba does. 1.2767 0.04542 159 125 24 10
1538 It's the ultimate in 'no frills' air travel! 1.2767 0.04080 159 120 34 5
1539 Every now and then I need a lift. 1.2765 0.03914 170 128 37 5
1540 I don't FEEL like a corporate drone 1.2765 0.04493 170 135 23 12
1541 Sorry to drone on. Name's Eugine. 1.2765 0.04415 170 134 25 11
1542 And I can actually see if my ass looks big in these on my device, too! 1.2765 0.04172 170 131 31 8
1543 You really need to get Amazon Prime. 1.2763 0.04592 152 119 24 9
1544 It's like Uber, only you are the driver. 1.2763 0.04195 152 115 32 5
1545 I am the Ghost of Christmas Yet To Come. 1.2762 0.04439 181 145 22 14
1546 These days, if you want to impress the ladies, you've got to walk on water. 1.2761 0.04376 163 127 27 9
1547 But when the batteries die, things can get dicey. 1.2761 0.03920 163 122 37 4
1548 Your money or your privacy 1.2761 0.04376 163 127 27 9
1549 They were BOGO 1.2761 0.04289 163 126 29 8
1550 Trust me. This doesn't look so ridiculous when it's made by Apple. 1.2761 0.04289 163 126 29 8
1551 Hey, Tom. Can I give you a lift? 1.2759 0.03941 174 132 36 6
1552 It's not first class, but it's cheap 1.2759 0.04536 145 112 26 7
1553 I'm working on the zipper drone next. 1.2759 0.04342 174 137 26 11
1554 Ehh, Uber is so 2016. 1.2759 0.03856 174 131 38 5
1555 Hey man, the L train is gonna be down for a while. 1.2759 0.04265 174 136 28 10
1556 To be honest, weggies have become a problem. 1.2759 0.04641 145 113 24 8
1557 These are way cooler than suspenders. 1.2756 0.04125 156 118 33 5
1558 Yeah, they're my suspenders of disbelief. 1.2756 0.04224 156 119 31 6
1559 The ride was smooth, but now I've got a deep crack wedgie. 1.2754 0.04386 167 131 26 10
1560 It's a high tech wedgie 1.2754 0.04468 167 132 24 11
1561 The difference is they also pull your pants up. 1.2754 0.03953 167 126 36 5
1562 I can just drone on and on. 1.2754 0.04548 167 133 22 12
1563 It would be more embarrassing if my pants fell down 1.2754 0.04799 138 108 22 8
1564 Sure they cost more, but, dude, I’ve got better things to do with my shoulders! 1.2754 0.04687 138 107 24 7
1565 I call them wunder pants. 1.2753 0.04121 178 138 31 9
1566 If you like these suspenders, you should see my fly! 1.2752 0.04748 149 118 21 10
1567 Laugh if you want. I've lost 35 pounds on the Drone Diet! 1.2752 0.04652 149 117 23 9
1568 Rick? Hi, I'm you're Uber Pilot Ranjeet. Music good? 1.2752 0.04553 149 116 25 8
1569 Don't be ridiculous, they're not suspenders. It's just so the damn things don't fly away 1.2752 0.04453 149 115 27 7
1570 I am a belt and drone man, myself. 1.2750 0.03960 160 120 36 4
1571 Uber? Lyft? I got your uber lift! 1.2749 0.04233 171 133 29 9
1572 I call it Lift. Much cheaper than those other two ride shares. 1.2749 0.04151 171 132 31 8
1573 Not only that, but commuting is a breeze now. 1.2749 0.04233 171 133 29 9
1574 How do you think I'm controlling them? 1.2748 0.04730 131 101 24 6
1575 I do not want to drone on but it is the best way to get around. 1.2747 0.04348 182 145 24 13
1576 Their owner is out of town. 1.2747 0.03983 182 140 34 8
1577 I'm a beta tester for Amazon Uberwedgie. 1.2746 0.05110 142 115 15 12
1578 ’”Relax, they’re not watching you - they’re watching everyone.” 1.2746 0.04808 142 112 21 9
1579 Frequently bought together" and I've figured out why 1.2746 0.04703 142 111 23 8
1580 With the latest software update, wedgies are down 50%. 1.2746 0.03690 193 146 41 6
1581 Hasn’t gone over great in the men’s room, but the overall sense of security is worth it. 1.2745 0.04172 153 116 32 5
1582 A drawback is new batteries resulting in wedgies. 1.2745 0.04659 153 121 22 10
1583 Sorry. I tend to drone on sometimes. 1.2745 0.04470 153 119 26 8
1584 Yeah. Surgery on both eyes. They were out of dogs. 1.2744 0.04266 164 127 29 8
1585 Sir.. I"m with the Suspenders Police.. 1.2744 0.04087 164 125 33 6
1586 Sorry to keep droning on. 1.2744 0.03994 164 124 35 5
1587 We were first to market in the emerging aerial trouser suspension space. 1.2744 0.04353 164 128 27 9
1588 Let me know if I'm droning on too much! 1.2744 0.04438 164 129 25 10
1589 Why settle for a body cam? 1.2740 0.04613 146 114 24 8
1590 They showed up one day, and I haven't been able to get my pants off since. 1.2739 0.04201 157 120 31 6
1591 Gotta fly! Wanna a ride? 1.2739 0.04297 157 121 29 7
1592 What buzzing noise...I don't hear a buzzing noise. 1.2739 0.04662 157 125 21 11
1593 I’m from United Airlines new Uber service. 1.2739 0.04573 157 124 23 10
1594 After the Kavanaugh hearings, I figure a man needs proof y'know. 1.2738 0.04111 168 129 32 7
1595 They’re more expensive than suspenders, but my children don’t make fun of me anymore. 1.2738 0.04196 168 130 30 8
1596 Think of it as being an uber-pedestrian. 1.2738 0.04444 168 133 24 11
1597 You get used to the constant droning. 1.2733 0.03939 161 121 36 4
1598 My cracker-jack attorney got me these instead of those terrible ankle monitors. 1.2733 0.04492 161 127 24 10
1599 They're powered by disbelief. 1.2733 0.04577 161 128 22 11
1600 To be honest it was the vibrations that sold me on the idea. 1.2733 0.04046 172 132 33 7
1601 Twenty five bucks to fly up and see if your girlfriend is cheating on you. 1.2733 0.04046 172 132 33 7
1602 Love my new job delivering packages for Amazon. 1.2733 0.04046 172 132 33 7
1603 Yeah, I have lost some weight, I didn’t think anyone would notice. 1.2733 0.03875 172 130 37 5
1604 Dude. The commute? Awesome! 1.2733 0.04130 172 133 31 8
1605 It's my new invention for plumber's crack. 1.2733 0.04046 172 132 33 7
1606 With these, I don't need a cape 1.2727 0.04243 165 128 29 8
1607 ...And I get frequent fly miles 1.2727 0.04414 165 130 25 10
1608 My doctor prescribed it for me when the Viagra didn't work. 1.2727 0.04539 154 121 24 9
1609 I use to bike to work 1.2727 0.04232 143 108 31 4
1610 For smart apparel, it's probably the fastest-growing start-up in the wearables space. 1.2727 0.04232 143 108 31 4
1611 When I wished for superpowers, this is not what I envisioned. 1.2727 0.03980 187 145 33 9
1612 My wife likes to keep tabs on everything I do. 1.2727 0.04414 165 130 25 10
1613 You’re the one who ordered “Friends” on Amazon, right? 1.2727 0.05078 143 116 15 12
1614 Just give me a sec, I ordered a belt from Amazon and they now deliver and change it in place. 1.2727 0.04579 165 132 21 12
1615 Pay up. I lost the 10 lbs before you did! 1.2722 0.03926 180 138 35 7
1616 Drives me nuts when people say new technologies don’t solve any “real” problems. 1.2722 0.04002 169 129 34 6
1617 Can I drop you off somewhere? 1.2722 0.04258 169 132 28 9
1618 It's helpful when getting out of a chair 1.2722 0.03913 169 128 36 5
1619 Sure, I miss the pugs at times, but not those little plastic baggies. 1.2722 0.04635 158 126 21 11
1620 Pardon me, I tend to drone on and on. 1.2722 0.04458 158 124 25 9
1621 Don't be such a Luddite. 1.2722 0.04458 158 124 25 9
1622 Haven't been harassed since 1.2722 0.04458 158 124 25 9
1623 My Uber rate is a little higher since you'll be traveling via air. 1.2722 0.04367 158 123 27 8
1624 These drones are real ballbusters. 1.2722 0.04547 158 125 23 10
1625 Turns out, AI makes better decisions about when to drop your pants. 1.2721 0.04784 147 117 20 10
1626 My commute is down to 15 min plus I never have to buy another belt! 1.2717 0.04020 184 143 32 9
1627 Wanna see the mini-drones holding up my socks? 1.2717 0.04236 184 146 26 12
1628 I just picked them up today. The suspense was killing me! 1.2717 0.04269 173 136 27 10
1629 what does it do? I don’t know, but I was the first to buy it! 1.2717 0.04269 173 136 27 10
1630 It’s like viagra, but without any side effects. 1.2716 0.04467 162 128 24 10
1631 It's called a Digital Wedgie.. 1.2716 0.04552 162 129 22 11
1632 Sure theres a better way, but it's not the modern way. 1.2716 0.04467 162 128 24 10
1633 HR required this pending my “me too” investigation. 1.2716 0.04467 162 128 24 10
1634 You really have to be on your toes to outwit the pickpockets in this neighborhood. 1.2716 0.04467 162 128 24 10
1635 Still living in the 20th century I see... 1.2715 0.04597 151 119 23 9
1636 It’s pretty cool, but I don’t want to drone on and on about it. 1.2715 0.04597 151 119 23 9
1637 OMG! I love your old school suspenders! Sorry, I'm getting carried away. 1.2715 0.04785 151 121 19 11
1638 I had to agree to this "oversight" in our marriage contract. 1.2713 0.04305 188 151 23 14
1639 I have always been an early adopter. 1.2713 0.03663 188 142 41 5
1640 They hold up my pants AND reduce shoe wear. 1.2712 0.03965 177 136 34 7
1641 It's an upgrade to the belt-and-suspenders approach. 1.2711 0.04134 166 128 31 7
1642 No they just keep me cool. 1.2711 0.04134 166 128 31 7
1643 I try to make it home before the charge runs out 1.2711 0.03860 166 125 37 4
1644 Sure I get a wedgee, but I save so much time! 1.2711 0.04044 166 127 33 6
1645 Take my hand. We're off to Never-never land! 1.2711 0.04391 166 131 25 10
1646 Sometimes I just need a little pick-me-up. 1.2711 0.04044 166 127 33 6
1647 How do you do? I'm the stunt double you ordered from Amazon.com. 1.2711 0.04221 166 129 29 8
1648 Well, they are not allowed in public restrooms. 1.2710 0.04419 155 121 26 8
1649 I put my pants on just like anyone else. Except with the use of drones. 1.2710 0.04605 155 123 22 10
1650 It’s just a real shame when they run out of battery. 1.2710 0.04419 155 121 26 8
1651 No, they don't allow me to fly. The hold up my pants. 1.2708 0.04431 144 111 27 6
1652 Belt and suspenders are so 2018, man. 1.2708 0.04207 144 109 31 4
1653 No, but it keeps my pants up. 1.2706 0.03894 170 129 36 5
1654 Can you think of a better use for them? 1.2706 0.04317 170 134 26 10
1655 Just taking the boys for a walk. 1.2706 0.04153 170 132 30 8
1656 They also take amazing selfies. 1.2706 0.04068 170 131 32 7
1657 It's cheaper than taking the bus every day. 1.2706 0.04236 170 133 28 9
1658 But Dad, Don't you think I am too old for a helicopter parent? 1.2706 0.04317 170 134 26 10
1659 They're holding me hostage. 1.2704 0.04522 159 126 23 10
1660 The tolls for the Holland Tunnel have become outrageous, and I save a ton of time on my commute! 1.2704 0.04342 159 124 27 8
1661 You're still using suspenders? 1.2704 0.04342 159 124 27 8
1662 They're the latest thing in suspender technology. 1.2703 0.04657 148 117 22 9
1663 The only problem is that they sometimes cause a wedgie when I sit down. 1.2703 0.04456 148 115 26 7
1664 Hey man, I like your retro look.... 1.2703 0.04351 148 114 28 6
1665 We are currently working on the wireless version... 1.2703 0.03927 185 143 34 8
1666 I just couldn't take the subway anymore. 1.2703 0.04558 148 116 24 8
1667 49th street! That will cost you $3.75 1.2703 0.04657 148 117 22 9
1668 Relax. They are more afraid of you than you are of them. 1.2701 0.04006 174 134 33 7
1669 Truss me! It works! 1.2701 0.03922 174 133 35 6
1670 Less emotionally wrenching than balloons because they come back. 1.2701 0.03922 174 133 35 6
1671 Ran into Mike today. He just kept droning on and on about his new suspenders. 1.2701 0.04168 174 136 29 9
1672 It's the new google belt - have you ordered yours yet? 1.2699 0.04269 163 127 28 8
1673 Don’t ask. 1.2699 0.04088 163 125 32 6
1674 Really, dude, suspenders? 1.2699 0.04088 163 125 32 6
1675 Once installed, you’ll hardly know it’s there. 1.2699 0.04179 163 126 30 7
1676 SuspendAirs. The future comes knocking. 1.2698 0.04083 189 149 29 11
1677 The secret is to suspend your disbelief. 1.2697 0.04570 152 120 23 9
1678 Hi! I'm a Millennial. 1.2697 0.04375 152 118 27 7
1679 I want to say two words to you. Just two words. Risk management. 1.2697 0.04275 152 117 29 6
1680 Hi, I'm a millennial and I'm running for office. 1.2697 0.04848 152 123 17 12
1681 It's an iWedgie. 1.2697 0.04474 152 119 25 8
1682 They’re Levi 501 Robot Fly Jeans. 1.2697 0.04180 178 140 28 10
1683 Care for a lift? 1.2695 0.04367 167 132 25 10
1684 Suspenders man? , they are so last year. 1.2695 0.04199 167 130 29 8
1685 It's a dangerous time for men .... 1.2695 0.04608 167 135 19 13
1686 With the new drone regulations on the horizon, I'm doing what my wife does with me - keep these things on a short leash. 1.2695 0.03745 167 125 39 3
1687 Suspend your fear of technology Bill 1.2695 0.04023 167 128 33 6
1688 It is tech support, Oldtimer. 1.2695 0.04199 167 130 29 8
1689 Have you not heard of Prime Wardrobe? 1.2695 0.04112 167 129 31 7
1690 Guaranteed, no one violates your personal space. 1.2692 0.03895 156 117 36 3
1691 I call them suspenderers. 1.2692 0.04668 156 125 20 11
1692 I wish you could see how silly you look wearing those. 1.2692 0.04487 156 123 24 9
1693 I don't know. Why does a tech nerd have two drones attached to his suspenders? 1.2692 0.04487 156 123 24 9
1694 Hey, Buddy, wanna buy a pair of flying suspenders? 1.2692 0.04579 156 124 22 10
1695 Do you think I look like a tourist? 1.2692 0.04299 156 121 28 7
1696 You should see my garter 1.2692 0.04189 182 144 27 11
1697 It’s the new Amazon rideshare 1.2690 0.03833 197 153 35 9
1698 I was tired of people laughing at my suspenders. 1.2690 0.04214 171 134 28 9
1699 HEY, FRED! YOU'RE GONNA HAVE TO SPEAK LOUDER! 1.2690 0.03874 171 130 36 5
1700 Yeah well, you know what else is impractical? Just your whole tone. 1.2690 0.04132 171 133 30 8
1701 Yes, these drone suspenders do get out of control sometimes, and yes, I'm the same guy who used to sing bass in the barbershop quartet. 1.2690 0.04374 171 136 24 11
1702 My downstairs neighbor complained about my heavy footsteps. 1.2690 0.03784 171 129 38 4
1703 So yeah, I hope you can help my Kickstarter. 1.2688 0.04318 160 125 27 8
1704 I call them NSC and FBI. 1.2688 0.04583 160 128 21 11
1705 I feel like she doesn’t trust me... 1.2688 0.04132 160 123 31 6
1706 Uber got too expensive. And this is faster. 1.2688 0.04226 160 124 29 7
1707 You should see them at wedgie speed! 1.2688 0.04752 160 130 17 13
1708 I call it the iBelt. 1.2688 0.04132 160 123 31 6
1709 Can you tell me where the nearest outdoor bathroom is? 1.2687 0.04637 134 104 24 6
1710 With this I avoid traffic and occasionally get a free hair trim. 1.2685 0.04429 149 116 26 7
1711 That look won't fly. 1.2685 0.04530 149 117 24 8
1712 It's Apple's new EyeBelt. 1.2685 0.04629 149 118 22 9
1713 Weird, right? Our fertility specialist says it'll work. 1.2685 0.04629 149 118 22 9
1714 I hate to drone on, but I really need to get going. 1.2683 0.04503 164 131 22 11
1715 Amazon delivered me cause I'm Prime. 1.2683 0.04503 164 131 22 11
1716 Let me guess, you're one of those 'puts his pants on one drone at a time' types. 1.2683 0.04503 164 131 22 11
1717 But if it takes off, the sky’s the limit. 1.2683 0.04419 164 130 24 10
1718 It's just a prototype. 1.2683 0.03973 164 125 34 5
1719 Belts are SO last century! 1.2683 0.04066 164 126 32 6
1720 Growing a pair wasn’t an option... 1.2683 0.04333 164 129 26 9
1721 They’re great. They hold up my pants and spy on my neighbors 1.2683 0.04503 164 131 22 11
1722 Kites weren't as practical indoors. 1.2683 0.04419 164 130 24 10
1723 It won't work, eh? That's what they said about Uber and Lyft ! 1.2680 0.03869 194 151 34 9
1724 Fine, but can your suspenders take 3D selfies? 1.2680 0.04250 153 118 29 6
1725 Now I can spy on my neighbors while keeping my pants up 1.2680 0.04350 153 119 27 7
1726 Exercise is old school. I haven't lifted a finger and I'm 15 pounds lighter. 1.2680 0.04350 153 119 27 7
1727 Yes, I am from Amazon! You obviously made a mistake when you made the order 1.2680 0.04729 153 123 19 11
1728 Allow me to drone on... 1.2680 0.04250 153 118 29 6
1729 Just taking them for a little walk. 1.2680 0.04250 153 118 29 6
1730 Look. In these trying times, anything to lighten our burdens. 1.2679 0.04344 168 133 25 10
1731 Scary Poppins, nice to meet you. 1.2679 0.04261 168 132 27 9
1732 You have to adjust yours by hand, huh? Seems needlessly complicated. 1.2679 0.04737 168 138 15 15
1733 I was told you would be in a red sedan. 1.2679 0.04261 168 132 27 9
1734 I know Uber and Lyft are swamped. Make up your mind, do want the ride or not? 1.2676 0.04679 142 112 22 8
1735 Pull my finger - I need more propulsion. 1.2676 0.04888 142 114 18 10
1736 Alexa, now show the semi-sagging mode. 1.2676 0.04679 142 112 22 8
1737 I am a belt, suspenders and drone kinda guy. 1.2675 0.04179 157 121 30 6
1738 Drone-man! I tried a cape but it kept getting caught in the rotors. 1.2675 0.04370 157 123 26 8
1739 Where can I drop you off? 1.2675 0.04080 157 120 32 5
1740 No-tech suspenders are so 20th century. 1.2674 0.03942 172 132 34 6
1741 Came up with the idea in high school. It's a bully deterent 1.2674 0.04505 172 139 20 13
1742 Segways are obsolete. 1.2671 0.04384 161 127 25 9
1743 I’m saving a fortune on belts. 1.2671 0.04384 161 127 25 9
1744 Suck it, United. 1.2671 0.04472 161 128 23 10
1745 I'm suspending my Amazon Prime delivery option. 1.2671 0.04015 161 123 33 5
1746 You may call me paranoid but you never know when you need an alibi. 1.2671 0.04384 161 127 25 9
1747 Carl found that Bob tended to drone on and on.. 1.2670 0.04356 176 141 23 12
1748 Excuse me while I drone on . 1.2670 0.04205 176 139 27 10
1749 Sorry if I drone on 1.2667 0.04139 180 142 28 10
1750 You should see me put on my underwear. 1.2667 0.04300 150 116 28 6
1751 You get 360 degree street views with the confidence that you're pants won't fall down. 1.2667 0.04045 165 127 32 6
1752 Smile. If they think you're a mugger what happens isn't pretty. 1.2667 0.04395 165 131 24 10
1753 This is going to replace driverless cars, 1.2667 0.04602 150 119 22 9
1754 Suspenders by Amazon. 1.2667 0.03952 165 126 34 5
1755 Hey, it’s a lot quicker than a cab! 1.2663 0.04003 184 144 31 9
1756 When the traffic gets tough, the tough get moving 1.2663 0.04155 169 132 29 8
1757 Unlike your suspenders, these come with recharable batteries and an onboard camera. 1.2663 0.03982 169 130 33 6
1758 Well, I've been droning on. How are you doing? 1.2663 0.04069 169 131 31 7
1759 It's the newest thing in house arrest! 1.2662 0.04517 154 122 23 9
1760 Looks like Amazon is here to collect payment for these jeans! 1.2662 0.04610 154 123 21 10
1761 Once in a while, I just need a little pick-me-up. 1.2662 0.04326 154 120 27 7
1762 I got them from a breeder in West Virginia. 1.2662 0.04610 154 123 21 10
1763 I'm suspended for the whole Fall Season. 1.2662 0.04281 139 106 29 4
1764 You need help?—I have some pull." 1.2660 0.03722 188 144 38 6
1765 I can’t tell which one is the devil and which is the angel. 1.2659 0.04251 173 137 26 10
1766 I look for women taller than me. 1.2658 0.04251 158 123 28 7
1767 You call those suspenders? 1.2658 0.04345 158 124 26 8
1768 Wait a minute - let me see how yours work 1.2658 0.04251 158 123 28 7
1769 You must think I'm droning on and on. 1.2658 0.04345 158 124 26 8
1770 Do you know of an open-concept restroom around here? 1.2658 0.04527 158 126 22 10
1771 Ever tried to get a cab at rush hour? 1.2658 0.04057 158 121 32 5
1772 I'm redefining power dressing. 1.2657 0.04433 143 111 26 6
1773 It beats the subway 1.2655 0.03780 177 135 37 5
1774 I'm changing how I see myself. 1.2654 0.04360 162 128 25 9
1775 I know, I can’t believe it either. Twins! 1.2654 0.04617 162 131 19 12
1776 You know, all is well until you get caught in a tree 1.2654 0.04271 162 127 27 8
1777 Hey, I never criticize the way you hold up your pants. 1.2654 0.04181 162 126 29 7
1778 I don't know who is controlling these things, but you should see how I go to the bathroom. 1.2654 0.04360 162 128 25 9
1779 Just come up with me! I'm sure I've got enough battery. 1.2654 0.03993 162 124 33 5
1780 It makes me feel special, Gary. 1.2654 0.04533 162 130 21 11
1781 Double drones, dude... suspender disbelief! 1.2653 0.04561 147 116 23 8
1782 You didn't hear? This is part of Prime now. 1.2653 0.04561 147 116 23 8
1783 Gave up waiting for the jet-pack, man" 1.2653 0.04133 147 112 31 4
1784 Belt and suspenders is so 20th Century 1.2653 0.04244 147 113 29 5
1785 I apologize for droning on and on. 1.2651 0.04371 166 132 24 10
1786 Come fly with me. Come fly, let's fly away. 1.2651 0.04371 166 132 24 10
1787 Because bootstrapping is so last decade. 1.2651 0.04371 166 132 24 10
1788 I wear a belt just to be on the safe side 1.2651 0.03838 166 126 36 4
1789 You could just buy one, but you’d look weird. 1.2651 0.04371 166 132 24 10
1790 That Untuckit craze ruined my idea. 1.2651 0.04371 166 132 24 10
1791 We don't know if it's scalable yet. 1.2649 0.04477 151 119 24 8
1792 Hi, I'm the new "better" you. Your girlfriend just purchased me online and got free one day drone shipping. 1.2649 0.04946 151 124 14 13
1793 I'm telling you thus beats taking the subway during rush hour. 1.2649 0.04477 151 119 24 8
1794 I have always tried not to be a helicopter parent 1.2647 0.04048 170 132 31 7
1795 Am I droning on? 1.2647 0.04048 170 132 31 7
1796 Yeah? Well, I happen to LIKE wedgies. 1.2647 0.04379 170 136 23 11
1797 This cartoon is fake. Real engineers would be looking at each other’s feet while talking. 1.2647 0.04458 170 137 21 12
1798 Do you mind taking my photo? 1.2646 0.04203 189 152 24 13
1799 Welcome aboard Uber Air. 1.2646 0.03854 189 147 34 8
1800 Sure, I could have just bought tighter pants, but these were on sale. 1.2645 0.04492 155 123 23 9
1801 These bad boys have an automatic alert for plumber's crack. 1.2645 0.04397 155 122 25 8
1802 But you would if Musk did! 1.2645 0.04397 155 122 25 8
1803 I'm not getting caught with my pants down! 1.2644 0.04459 174 141 20 13
1804 I'm just like you. I put my pants on one drone at a time. 1.2644 0.04150 174 137 28 9
1805 Not only do I not need a belt, I can deliver myself anywhere in the tri-state area. 1.2643 0.04821 140 112 19 9
1806 For 50 bucks I'll spray your monogram and a mustache on the Statue of Liberty. 1.2642 0.03940 193 152 31 10
1807 But I can FLY, Mac - Can your suspenders do that? 1.2642 0.04412 159 126 24 9
1808 Stop me if I seem to be droning on. 1.2640 0.04312 178 143 23 12
1809 Brother, can you spare a drone? 1.2640 0.03927 178 138 33 7
1810 Detective Farr here with complete aerial surveillance services. 1.2639 0.04515 144 113 24 7
1811 Do your suspenders even have Bluetooth, bro? 1.2639 0.04515 144 113 24 7
1812 I’m a drone and suspenders kind of guy. 1.2638 0.04158 163 127 29 7
1813 Actually, they're court-ordered. Weinstein has a fleet. 1.2638 0.04508 163 131 21 11
1814 ...just download the App "Pants On Demand." 1.2638 0.04066 163 126 31 6
1815 They go in opposite directions sometimes. 1.2638 0.04248 163 128 27 8
1816 Its like Lyft, but literally. What floor please? 1.2638 0.04248 163 128 27 8
1817 Belt and drones, yes, I'm in tech 1.2637 0.04244 182 146 24 12
1818 Works way better than a belt. 1.2637 0.04099 182 144 28 10
1819 Once I add the passenger seat I'll have put the lift in Lyft! 1.2637 0.03791 182 140 36 6
1820 It’s either that or the G train. 1.2635 0.04348 167 133 24 10
1821 I'm telling you, blockchain is over, Jim. You've got to keep looking ahead. 1.2635 0.04264 167 132 26 9
1822 OK, Kenny. Time to raise some hell with the birdwatchers. 1.2635 0.04264 167 132 26 9
1823 They record everything I see so I don't have to be bothered with remembering stuff. 1.2632 0.04352 152 119 26 7
1824 I apologize if I drone on about my new suspenders. 1.2632 0.04548 152 121 22 9
1825 It's not the idea, Tim. It's the execution. 1.2632 0.04251 152 118 28 6
1826 They hold my pants up. You know, suspenders. 1.2632 0.04451 152 120 24 8
1827 Same lift, less suspense. 1.2632 0.04112 171 134 29 8
1828 I was waiting at a street corner a few weeks back and I thought to myself "I bet I waste 15 minutes every day waiting for the stupid walk sign". 1.2632 0.04434 171 138 21 12
1829 Sorry to be droning on. Just give me your wallet and I'll fly out of here... 1.2629 0.04129 175 138 28 9
1830 Sometimes I just drone on. 1.2629 0.03883 175 135 34 6
1831 These came free with my last Amazon delivery! 1.2628 0.04558 156 125 21 10
1832 You don't think this fad is going to take off, do you? 1.2628 0.04079 156 120 31 5
1833 There are times when you just can't get your smartphone out fast enough. 1.2628 0.04372 156 123 25 8
1834 Ok, I’ll concede drone package delivery isn’t perfect. 1.2628 0.04079 156 120 31 5
1835 You just gotta watch the battery life when your up there. 1.2628 0.04466 156 124 23 9
1836 This is more convenient than Lyft and Uber. 1.2626 0.03908 179 139 33 7
1837 Sure beats suspenders. 1.2625 0.04476 160 128 22 10
1838 They came free with Amazon Prime. 1.2623 0.04152 183 146 26 11
1839 What? They were on sale. 1.2623 0.04005 183 144 30 9
1840 Suspend your disbelief, my friend. This is the future. 1.2622 0.04313 164 130 25 9
1841 It's the ONLY way to get through NY traffic. 1.2622 0.03951 164 126 33 5
1842 Awkward, shmawkward. My live stream colonoscopies have 90,000 subscribers! 1.2622 0.04225 164 129 27 8
1843 Unlike suspenders, these do way more than just hold my pants up. 1.2622 0.04136 164 128 29 7
1844 Mine allows me to fly, what does yours do besides keep your pants up ? 1.2622 0.04313 164 130 25 9
1845 Look, it's safe, trust me! AND it sure beats riding one of those stupid scooters! 1.2622 0.03951 164 126 33 5
1846 It's way better than suspenders, but I can't use revolving doors. 1.2622 0.04136 164 128 29 7
1847 Now when people call me "four eyes" I take it as a compliment. 1.2621 0.04268 145 112 28 5
1848 You really need the upgrade. 1.2620 0.03946 187 147 31 9
1849 It's really the only way I could deal with a fourth-floor walk-up. 1.2619 0.04070 168 131 30 7
1850 Yes, but with mine I can fly. 1.2619 0.03891 168 129 34 5
1851 Sure I tend to drone on, but now at least my pants stay up. 1.2619 0.04157 168 132 28 8
1852 No worries, bro, they’re in reverse to help me stay grounded. 1.2619 0.04070 168 131 30 7
1853 It has its pluses, but I'm concerned if one gets called to another task. 1.2619 0.04070 168 131 30 7
1854 It’s the new ball and chain. 1.2619 0.04406 168 135 22 11
1855 It seemed like a good idea at the time... 1.2618 0.03890 191 150 32 9
1856 No, it's a broken belt. 1.2617 0.04405 149 117 25 7
1857 You're looking at Prime delivery. 1.2617 0.04405 149 117 25 7
1858 I can follow myself around so that the department store security guy can take a break. 1.2616 0.04173 172 136 27 9
1859 I used to walk dogs but this is more uplifting. 1.2616 0.04007 172 134 31 7
1860 Drone-drone is the new bling-bling. 1.2616 0.04333 172 138 23 11
1861 Because they keep my pants up and shoot video. 1.2616 0.04091 172 135 29 8
1862 Hi, I'm from Planet Douchebag 1.2616 0.04487 172 140 19 13
1863 They're going to make belts obsolete. 1.2616 0.04091 172 135 29 8
1864 They give me the lift I need every morning without any coffee. 1.2616 0.03744 172 131 37 4
1865 I hate to drone on and on about it, but we live in a surveillance society. 1.2616 0.04173 172 136 27 9
1866 All I need is the costume of an obscure cartoon character, and then Macy's Parade here I come! 1.2614 0.04425 153 121 24 8
1867 Tighty whiteys. Why? 1.2614 0.04413 176 143 20 13
1868 They also hold up my pants. 1.2614 0.04028 176 138 30 8
1869 Well, of course they make a droning noise. 1.2614 0.04108 176 139 28 9
1870 It's the latest in suspenders. Very uplifting 1.2611 0.03742 157 118 37 2
1871 Am I droning on and on again? 1.2611 0.04621 157 127 19 11
1872 Puts the “suspend” in suspender doesn’t it? 1.2611 0.04196 180 144 25 11
1873 Those suspenders are so yesterday. 1.2609 0.04182 161 126 28 7
1874 People say I drone on and on. 1.2609 0.04203 184 148 24 12
1875 Suspenders just don't give me the lift I need anymore. 1.2609 0.04747 138 110 20 8
1876 Suspender craft 1.2609 0.04273 161 127 26 8
1877 Dude, you gotta lose those old-time suspenders - these guys hold your pants up, and can also provide you with a a Lyft! 1.2609 0.04182 161 126 28 7
1878 You have to think outside the box. It's a manned drone. 1.2606 0.04290 165 131 25 9
1879 It does get a bit tight in the crotch when it's windy. 1.2606 0.04290 165 131 25 9
1880 - Suspension of Disbelief - 1.2606 0.04203 165 130 27 8
1881 Win-win. I was hot, too. 1.2606 0.03930 165 127 33 5
1882 I am a test pilot for a new ride sharing venture. 1.2606 0.04375 165 132 23 10
1883 This is my second suspension. 1.2606 0.04290 165 131 25 9
1884 I’m waiting to hear back from Shark Tank. 1.2606 0.04023 165 128 31 6
1885 My station can't afford a helicopter. 1.2606 0.04545 142 112 23 7
1886 Suspenders. Done. Belts. Done. These babies are the 21st century solution to the world's oldest problem. 1.2604 0.03872 192 151 32 9
1887 I'm sorry- Am I droning on too much? 1.2604 0.04135 169 133 28 8
1888 I’m very attached to my drones 1.2604 0.04219 169 134 26 9
1889 Selfie sticks are so 2016. 1.2604 0.04049 169 132 30 7
1890 I had too much for lunch and now I can't get home. 1.2604 0.04135 169 133 28 8
1891 Do YOUR suspenders shoot 4K video? 1.2604 0.04049 169 132 30 7
1892 Drones are the suspenders of the future. 1.2603 0.04565 146 116 22 8
1893 They can't quite lift me off the ground, but my pants never sag. 1.2601 0.03902 173 134 33 6
1894 Sure, the wedgie is a bit uncomfortable, but I think it's worth it. 1.2600 0.04170 150 116 29 5
1895 Elon Musk told me this was the next logical step. 1.2600 0.04276 150 117 27 6
1896 Suspenders? That’s so last century. 1.2600 0.04480 150 119 23 8
1897 We're disrupting the suspenders industry. 1.2599 0.04087 177 140 28 9
1898 Well, at risk of droning on and on... 1.2597 0.04400 154 122 24 8
1899 I'm just trying to rise above all the hate and litter. 1.2597 0.04202 154 120 28 6
1900 It pays a lot better than my old dog-walking business did, and they're easier to control. 1.2597 0.04302 154 121 26 7
1901 I feel like an idiot, but hey, it's progress. 1.2597 0.04302 154 121 26 7
1902 My dream is to render belts obsolete. 1.2597 0.03995 154 118 32 4
1903 A drone only provides information, but a manned done provides context. 1.2597 0.04302 154 121 26 7
1904 Get it? Suspenders of disbelief! 1.2597 0.04495 154 123 22 9
1905 Brookstone has all the gadgets you need for the holidays! 1.2597 0.04202 154 120 28 6
1906 They offer excellent technical support 1.2597 0.04202 154 120 28 6
1907 Quaint. 1.2597 0.04026 181 143 29 9
1908 Not all heroes where capes. 1.2597 0.03870 181 141 33 7
1909 You get used to the buzzing. 1.2597 0.03708 181 139 37 5
1910 I used to twirl plates on sticks, but that was sooo 20th Century. 1.2597 0.04026 181 143 29 9
1911 Cheap, yeah, but the carry on luggage charge is astronomical. 1.2595 0.03932 158 121 33 4
1912 It’s from the Amazon Optimus Prime collection 1.2595 0.04681 158 129 17 12
1913 How is it useless if every time I go to the bathroom I get a free haircut? 1.2595 0.04323 158 125 25 8
1914 I couldn't hear a word you said, but can tell you wish you'd thought of this first! 1.2595 0.04229 158 124 27 7
1915 Don't worry it's Cool. I just got a new job. I'm working in R&D at Amazon. 1.2595 0.04112 185 148 26 11
1916 The weight's been flying off 1.2595 0.04040 185 147 28 10
1917 It's sort of 'belt and suspenders' for the 21st century. 1.2593 0.04339 162 129 24 9
1918 Wearing a belt with suspenders looked foolish. 1.2593 0.04159 162 127 28 7
1919 It's not what you think. It's just a new type of hairdryer. 1.2593 0.04456 135 105 25 5
1920 Since I was over $35, I was delivered for free today. 1.2593 0.03970 162 125 32 5
1921 I call it a 'stealthie'! 1.2593 0.03970 162 125 32 5
1922 I'm what the buzz is about! 1.2593 0.04250 162 128 26 8
1923 Are you 100% sure you've left the window open? 1.2590 0.04434 166 134 21 11
1924 It’s not hipster, Greg, it’s the future! 1.2590 0.04180 166 131 27 8
1925 Sorry to drone on and on like this... 1.2590 0.04596 166 136 17 13
1926 You look ridiculous. 1.2590 0.04351 166 133 23 10
1927 At first I used them only as suspenders. 1.2588 0.04113 170 134 28 8
1928 Let's just let bi-drones be bi-drones 1.2588 0.04360 170 137 22 11
1929 It's the only way I can keep these lo-rise jeans from falling down to my knees. 1.2588 0.04279 170 136 24 10
1930 They eliminate the need for suspenders and give you a little lift when you need it. 1.2588 0.03941 170 132 32 6
1931 This is the future of testicle support. 1.2587 0.04833 143 116 17 10
1932 I bought them on Amazon 1.2586 0.04131 174 138 27 9
1933 Yes, This is your Uber transport! I piggy back you to your destination 1.2586 0.04131 174 138 27 9
1934 Its a true disruption of the suspenders economy. 1.2585 0.04433 147 116 24 7
1935 Amazon really is stepping up their game. 1.2585 0.04738 147 119 18 10
1936 Oh, you're supposed to pilot these remotely? 1.2583 0.04353 151 119 25 7
1937 It makes me light in my loafers... 1.2583 0.04353 151 119 25 7
1938 They detect nearby security threats and they keep my pants up. 1.2583 0.04454 151 120 23 8
1939 You conservatives are always stuck in the past. 1.2582 0.04081 182 145 27 10
1940 Why, yes, I have been accused of droning on. Why do you ask? 1.2582 0.03929 182 143 31 8
1941 Disbelief Suspenders 1.2582 0.03929 182 143 31 8
1942 '.....nope, just glad to see you....' 1.2582 0.03929 182 143 31 8
1943 Alexa said these were the best Suspenders! 1.2581 0.04278 155 122 26 7
1944 It'll work fine as soon as I lose 150 lbs... 1.2581 0.03947 186 147 30 9
1945 It's much better than the suspenders you wear but you do have to wear weighted shoes otherwise you flip over. 1.2581 0.04469 155 124 22 9
1946 It came with the pants 1.2581 0.04374 155 123 24 8
1947 Get with the program, Phil. There's a drone for everything these days. 1.2581 0.04374 155 123 24 8
1948 Why do it your way when you can pay more for a less effective solution? 1.2581 0.04742 155 127 16 12
1949 It’s called sans a belt 1.2581 0.04562 155 125 20 10
1950 Well, I'm droning on... 1.2579 0.04480 159 128 21 10
1951 Check out the new Amazon Prime Air Travel. 1.2579 0.04655 159 130 17 12
1952 I thought those things went out with landlines! 1.2579 0.04299 159 126 25 8
1953 Its FAA approved! 1.2579 0.03911 159 122 33 4
1954 Getting the briefs on is the tricky part. 1.2579 0.04110 159 124 29 6
1955 My wife's design. 1.2577 0.03906 194 154 30 10
1956 Could you spare a couple of batteries? 1.2577 0.04044 163 127 30 6
1957 They’re from the same guys that created MoviePass. 1.2577 0.04227 163 129 26 8
1958 Hi, I just flew in from the Hamptons. 1.2577 0.04402 163 131 22 10
1959 Turns out drones are cheaper than belts these days. 1.2577 0.04136 163 128 28 7
1960 I find suspenders to be too confining. 1.2577 0.04227 163 129 26 8
1961 Believe me, it's the best wearable since the Google Glass! 1.2577 0.04402 163 131 22 10
1962 They swore it was better than an ankle monitor! 1.2577 0.04136 163 128 28 7
1963 I'm beginning to feel a bit light in my loafers. 1.2573 0.04175 171 136 26 9
1964 Just so you know, I plan to drone on and on. 1.2573 0.04337 171 138 22 11
1965 Should have stuck with suspenders. 1.2573 0.04175 171 136 26 9
1966 They take the weight off my shoulders. 1.2571 0.04110 175 139 27 9
1967 Jeez, Ned, next you’re gonna tell me you’re still using Viagra?! 1.2571 0.04267 175 141 23 11
1968 They're rescue drones, and I'm trying to find a good home for them. 1.2571 0.04110 175 139 27 9
1969 So I decided,'Why not make them useful!' 1.2570 0.03889 179 140 32 7
1970 Your braces are so passé! 1.2569 0.04802 144 117 17 10
1971 No more sitting on the couch with a cumbersome ankle bracelet. Introducing Drone arrest! 1.2569 0.04267 144 112 27 5
1972 They come with free altercations. 1.2568 0.03986 183 145 29 9
1973 I've always been an early adopter of new technology. 1.2568 0.04193 148 115 28 5
1974 It may seem like a lot, but believe me, I put my pants on one leg and one drone at a time, just like you. 1.2568 0.04301 148 116 26 6
1975 My pants are fine, I'm having my testicles stretched. 1.2568 0.04709 148 120 18 10
1976 It's a lot easier than spinning dishes. 1.2568 0.04301 148 116 26 6
1977 I'm taking suspender fashion to new heights. 1.2567 0.04072 187 150 26 11
1978 ...just the money I save on parking makes it a no-brainer. 1.2567 0.03928 187 148 30 9
1979 It’s Chitty-Chitty-Bang-Bang for millennials. 1.2566 0.04328 152 120 25 7
1980 I can avoid traffic jams, grab dinner at a drive-thru, and get home in no time. The pigeons like to dive bomb me, though... 1.2566 0.04122 152 118 29 5
1981 The price is steep, but it is worth it knowing that you are better than everyone else 1.2564 0.04054 156 121 30 5
1982 I don't tweet. I twirl. 1.2564 0.04714 156 128 16 12
1983 You don’t get it, it’s supposed to be ironic. 1.2564 0.04253 156 123 26 7
1984 Hey- Do you know which way to the Shark Tank studios? 1.2564 0.04349 156 124 24 8
1985 This new improved model is absolutely guaranteed not to give you a wedgie. 1.2563 0.04275 160 127 25 8
1986 I found the Midtown pigeons to be particularly rude and unwilling to share their airspace. 1.2563 0.03990 160 124 31 5
1987 Be honest. Is my bald spot growing? 1.2563 0.04182 160 126 27 7
1988 Think movies. It's the suspension of disbelief. 1.2561 0.04204 164 130 26 8
1989 Suspenders were so 1980s. 1.2561 0.04022 164 128 30 6
1990 I’m under drone surveillance 1.2561 0.04546 164 134 18 12
1991 I am competing for the 2018 Darwin Award. 1.2561 0.04022 164 128 30 6
1992 Hi,Jeff Bezos here 1.2561 0.04204 164 130 26 8
1993 Amazon is hiring 1.2560 0.03869 168 130 33 5
1994 I can't find my belt. 1.2560 0.04136 168 133 27 8
1995 A belt-and-suspenders approach seemed like overkill, so I just went with this. 1.2560 0.03960 168 131 31 6
1996 It's a great system until I need to visit the john. 1.2560 0.04049 168 132 29 7
1997 It's like a parole ankle monitor, but with wedgie capabilities. 1.2560 0.04136 168 133 27 8
1998 You know what they say, two drones are better than one. 1.2560 0.04221 168 134 25 9
1999 The only downside of being totally wired is going to the men's room 1.2557 0.04009 176 139 29 8
2000 My wife is convinced I can't keep my trousers on 1.2557 0.04089 176 140 27 9
2001 No, they're not holding up my pants. 1.2557 0.03843 176 137 33 6
2002 Don't give me that ethics crap.Do you want to spy on your girlfriend or not? 1.2557 0.03927 176 138 31 7
2003 Belts are so LAST YEAR 1.2557 0.03843 176 137 33 6
2004 Look at me droning on to a guy who already gets it. 1.2556 0.03788 180 140 34 6
2005 Those suspenders are so last millennium. 1.2554 0.03892 184 145 31 8
2006 This way, if anyone tries to shoot me, I'll have proof! 1.2551 0.03732 196 154 34 8
2007 uberwings at your service. 1.2550 0.04483 149 119 22 8
2008 The only thing we have to fear is...EVERYTHING! 1.2549 0.04593 153 124 19 10
2009 The wedgy? Yeah, but that's the beauty of it. You just say, "MyDrones, bring it down two inches!" 1.2549 0.03992 153 118 31 4
2010 Wow, look at me droning on, I'm Bill. 1.2548 0.04325 157 125 24 8
2011 But these are so much more than just suspenders. 1.2548 0.04132 157 123 28 6
2012 I can't really hear you, but yeah I do like veggies. 1.2548 0.04510 157 127 20 10
2013 They can take me anywhere except the airport; they shoot me down in that sector. 1.2548 0.04132 157 123 28 6
2014 They keep me light on my feet, but still can’t lift my spirits. 1.2548 0.04418 157 126 22 9
2015 AND I don't need a belt. 1.2548 0.04325 157 125 24 8
2016 These won't clutter up the sidewalks or knock out pedestrians like those damn electric scooters. 1.2548 0.04325 157 125 24 8
2017 Apparently the Fashion Police now have drones. 1.2547 0.04430 161 130 21 10
2018 I hated getting those ridges in my shoulders. 1.2547 0.04430 161 130 21 10
2019 They are also attached to my socks. 1.2547 0.04342 161 129 23 9
2020 You' re right - going to the John can be very challenging.. 1.2547 0.04430 161 130 21 10
2021 They’re in beta. 1.2545 0.04354 165 133 22 10
2022 And the best part, they'll run all day on a quart of honey. 1.2545 0.04001 165 129 30 6
2023 My ex fiancé dumped me because I kept droning on and on. 1.2545 0.04092 165 130 28 7
2024 Suspenders are so yesterday 1.2545 0.04354 165 133 22 10
2025 They follow me on Facebook. 1.2545 0.04269 165 132 24 9
2026 Yes, but I felt the belt version a bit invasive. 1.2543 0.04050 173 137 28 8
2027 go ahead buddyboy pull my finger 1.2543 0.04213 173 139 24 10
2028 The pants go down as quickly as they go up! Adapt or die, my friend. 1.2543 0.04132 173 138 26 9
2029 I think you’re missing the point.” 1.2543 0.04292 173 140 22 11
2030 Jeeze Bob, get with the 21st century! 1.2542 0.03653 177 136 37 4
2031 Belts and suspenders weren't working for me. 1.2542 0.04068 177 141 27 9
2032 Brilliant. What do you call the shoulder belts? 1.2542 0.03989 177 140 29 8
2033 Don't worry, they relax my shoulders and put a spring in my step. 1.2541 0.03604 181 139 38 4
2034 I'm testing the new Lyft "Literally" option 1.2541 0.03770 181 141 34 6
2035 After nearly thirty years as senior mechanical engineer at Boeing, I decided to launch my own company. 1.2541 0.03604 181 139 38 4
2036 It's the latest buzz. 1.2541 0.03796 185 145 33 7
2037 Just out walking my new pets, Eye and Spy. 1.2535 0.04627 142 114 20 8
2038 Finally, customer support I can give 5 stars! 1.2534 0.04539 146 117 21 8
2039 So I says to myself, 'I'm not gonna be one of these office drones.' 1.2534 0.04434 146 116 23 7
2040 Trust me, the drone pants always make a great impression on a first tinder date. 1.2533 0.04456 150 120 22 8
2041 I'm just not into pre-drone era fashion. 1.2533 0.04555 150 121 20 9
2042 my right hand wanted to know what my left hand was doing 1.2533 0.04250 150 118 26 6
2043 As Plato said, "An unexamined life is not worth living." 1.2533 0.04144 150 117 28 5
2044 They told me to lift myself up by my bootstraps, but why not take it one step further? 1.2533 0.04354 150 119 24 7
2045 It beats waiting in traffic! 1.2532 0.04278 154 122 25 7
2046 Yeah, but do yours intelligently pull your pants down when you have to pee? 1.2532 0.04278 154 122 25 7
2047 Until I find a pair of 32 regulars, these suckers do the trick 1.2532 0.04376 154 123 23 8
2048 These babies are completely programmable and adopt to a variety of male and female garments. 1.2532 0.03969 154 119 31 4
2049 Because the airlines have jacked up their prices again. 1.2532 0.04075 154 120 29 5
2050 Mine are superior as long as I have batteries, a cellphone, an app, and an internet connection. 1.2532 0.04300 158 126 24 8
2051 I’m disrupting belt technology 1.2532 0.04206 158 125 26 7
2052 Old school, eh? I like it. 1.2532 0.04009 158 123 30 5
2053 You'll never guess how you squeeze the hands-free remote! 1.2531 0.04406 162 131 21 10
2054 I fly the pants in the family. 1.2531 0.04043 162 127 29 6
2055 Try to suspend your disbelief Stuart. 1.2531 0.04318 162 130 23 9
2056 Regular suspenders dig into my shoulders. 1.2531 0.04136 162 128 27 7
2057 I call them: Suspenders®! 1.2531 0.04228 162 129 25 8
2058 The weggie is free of charge. 1.2530 0.04331 166 134 22 10
2059 The WiFi won't be the only thing that drops. 1.2530 0.04070 166 131 28 7
2060 Technology supports us more and more every day 1.2530 0.03694 166 127 36 3
2061 They do pull a little bit, but you get used to it. 1.2530 0.03887 166 129 32 5
2062 The pigeon traffic is horrible today. 1.2530 0.03887 166 129 32 5
2063 As you can see, the new Gucci Belt 3000 comes standard with dual drone capability. 1.2530 0.04159 166 132 26 8
2064 It’s great as long as the batteries last. 1.2530 0.03979 166 130 30 6
2065 You can wait for a sedan or leave now by drone. 1.2529 0.04093 170 135 27 8
2066 When the batteries start to run down, you know its time to head home. 1.2529 0.03919 170 133 31 6
2067 Smarty pants 1.2529 0.03829 170 132 33 5
2068 ...but now, I can't imagine life without them. 1.2529 0.04029 174 138 28 8
2069 AmaJohn Prime, nice to meet you. 1.2529 0.03861 174 136 32 6
2070 So when my boss says, 'Your pants are sagging, you're out of dress code,' I just press a button. 1.2529 0.04111 174 139 26 9
2071 Come on Carl, get with the times. 1.2529 0.04029 174 138 28 8
2072 Are you here to SUSPEND my FAA drone registration?? 1.2528 0.04048 178 142 27 9
2073 No, but I'm quite light on my feet. 1.2528 0.03805 178 139 33 6
2074 Driving a car is so 2017, bro. 1.2526 0.03957 194 156 27 11
2075 Suspenders are so 1980s Wall Street. 1.2525 0.03699 198 156 34 8
2076 ... and when batteries go, the drones and pants drop. 1.2525 0.03835 198 158 30 10
2077 Puppet? You're the puppet. 1.2518 0.04800 139 113 17 9
2078 We’re starting with belts, but our investors see a growing opportunity in bootstraps. 1.2517 0.04300 147 116 25 6
2079 Does my outfit look fly or what. 1.2517 0.04407 147 117 23 7
2080 I couldn't say "no", it was buy one get one free! 1.2517 0.04078 147 114 29 4
2081 I do admit that the first couple of tries were painful until I decided to wear a supporter. 1.2517 0.04512 147 118 21 8
2082 Hi, I'm Nathan from Microsoft, do you have time to take a quick survey? 1.2517 0.04429 151 121 22 8
2083 Do you know any places with decent carry-out under 6-1/2 pounds 1.2517 0.04719 151 124 16 11
2084 We've tried Viagra, Cialis...I tell you, this doctor is one persistent guy. 1.2517 0.04429 151 121 22 8
2085 This new suspenders system is head-and-shoulders above the rest. 1.2516 0.04254 155 123 25 7
2086 Can I borrow your phone? I need to pee. 1.2516 0.04539 155 126 19 10
2087 Sure, but what's keeping your suspenders up? 1.2516 0.04446 155 125 21 9
2088 They're hard on the crotch when you first power up but after 10 minutes, they're great. 1.2516 0.04446 155 125 21 9
2089 They're still improving the battery life. Right now, I can only be in public for like 20 minutes. 1.2516 0.04254 155 123 25 7
2090 It’s Silicon Valley’s answer to those ridiculous suspenders. 1.2516 0.04276 159 127 24 8
2091 I can get crosstown in 15 minutes. 1.2516 0.03987 159 124 30 5
2092 If you know a simpler, technologically progressive way to hold up pants, I'd love to hear it... 1.2516 0.04086 159 125 28 6
2093 They were Buy One-Get One Free on Amazon 1.2516 0.04086 159 125 28 6
2094 Sorry to drone on and on, but the concept really is quite simple... 1.2515 0.04021 163 128 29 6
2095 Droneless suspenders were so 2018. 1.2515 0.04114 163 129 27 7
2096 Give them up,you too can fly by the seat of your pants. 1.2515 0.04205 163 130 25 8
2097 Yeah, elevators can be tricky. 1.2515 0.04114 163 129 27 7
2098 Suspenders are so 20th Century. 1.2515 0.04294 163 131 23 9
2099 My friends tell me I need to be more self aware. 1.2515 0.03925 163 127 31 5
2100 Not sure I believe in the rise of the machines, but these ones are rising up my ass 1.2515 0.04205 163 130 25 8
2101 It's the future Jim 1.2515 0.04048 167 132 28 7
2102 They keep me cool, hold up my pants and are great conversation starters. 1.2515 0.04137 167 133 26 8
2103 I have an elevator phobia 1.2515 0.03986 171 135 29 7
2104 Works great...as long as you avoid doorways. 1.2515 0.03986 171 135 29 7
2105 Traffic above the FDR was crazy this morning. 1.2515 0.03986 171 135 29 7
2106 They laughed when I said I was an early adopter. Well who’s laughing now? 1.2515 0.04071 171 136 27 8
2107 Faster than a speeding Uber. More powerful than a locomotive Lyft. Able to leap tall buildings in a single bound. 1.2515 0.03986 171 135 29 7
2108 Suspenders make you look old-fashioned, Dude. 1.2515 0.03624 171 131 37 3
2109 ...and, they're a great way to keep cool on those hot summer days. 1.2515 0.04237 171 138 23 10
2110 Sorry, I didn't mean to drone on like that. 1.2515 0.03809 171 133 33 5
2111 I wish I'd double-checked the auto-correct. 1.2515 0.03986 171 135 29 7
2112 The problem is with number two. 1.2514 0.04248 175 142 22 11
2113 Oh these? They are the new Google suspenders. 1.2514 0.03869 179 141 31 7
2114 But it’s not so cool when the batteries run out. 1.2514 0.03703 179 139 35 5
2115 It's called the Wedgie 3000. 1.2514 0.03968 183 146 28 9
2116 And above all, on a hot day it's pretty cool. 1.2514 0.03968 183 146 28 9
2117 Do you need a lift? 1.2513 0.03683 187 146 35 6
2118 Yeah they’re cool, but the insurance is a real bitch. 1.2500 0.04200 168 135 24 9
2119 They are cheaper than a taxi or Uber. 1.2500 0.04027 168 133 28 7
2120 And the best part is, no more stinking elevators. 1.2500 0.04159 160 127 26 7
2121 A little bird do-do, yes. Still better than the subway. 1.2500 0.04352 144 114 24 6
2122 They hold my pants up and take selfies at the same time 1.2500 0.04063 160 126 28 6
2123 Do you have any idea what those suspenders say about you as a person? 1.2500 0.04421 156 126 21 9
2124 Just in case my patent isn't approved, I still wear a belt 1.2500 0.04326 156 125 23 8
2125 Psst—prison break at noon—pass it on. 1.2500 0.03807 164 127 33 4
2126 I used to keep my pants up with Viagra 1.2500 0.04302 176 144 20 12
2127 How’d you know my kids bought my suspenders from the SkyMall catalog? 1.2500 0.04050 172 137 27 8
2128 You should see the rover that ties my shoes. 1.2500 0.04133 172 138 25 9
2129 Not great if you're trying to conceive. 1.2500 0.04239 144 113 26 5
2130 Hello son, your Mom and Dad would like a Word. 1.2500 0.04878 144 119 14 11
2131 I could drone on and on, but to put it simply: I'm not a belt-and-suspenders guy. 1.2500 0.04303 152 121 24 7
2132 Suspenders are a young man's game. 1.2500 0.04352 144 114 24 6
2133 The trouble with suspenders was they always looked so dated 1.2500 0.04133 172 138 25 9
2134 Go ahead and stay in the 20th century for all I care! 1.2500 0.04433 160 130 20 10
2135 I still don't trust mine off-leash." 1.2500 0.04357 164 133 21 10
2136 I have to keep heavy objects in my pockets to avoid sudden unwanted lift-offs. 1.2500 0.04610 132 105 21 6
2137 It's pretty obvious that your love has not lifted me higher, thus the drones. 1.2500 0.03999 164 129 29 6
2138 I love your braces—so retro! 1.2500 0.03763 152 116 34 2
2139 ...and I never have to worry about sinkholes. 1.2500 0.03906 176 139 30 7
2140 It' a an all-purpose life saver: holds up my pants; provides cooling when i need it; lets me see what's behind me; scares off muggers; receives messages; and would you believe it, it's great for picking up chicks. 1.2500 0.04182 164 131 25 8
2141 Which Black Mirror episode is this? 1.2500 0.04604 156 128 17 11
2142 I'm not 'as fast as a speeding bullet', but I can 'leap the tallest buildings'. 1.2500 0.04326 156 125 23 8
2143 “These drone suspenders will have you walking on air.” 1.2500 0.03965 172 136 29 7
2144 My package needs extra tech support. 1.2500 0.04685 148 121 17 10
2145 But what if you need to use your shoulders for something? 1.2500 0.04344 160 129 22 9
2146 When are you upgrading to smartsuspenders? 1.2500 0.04133 172 138 25 9
2147 Buy one for $19.99 and get the second one for free. 1.2487 0.03676 193 152 34 7
2148 A belt, braces? So 1990’s 1.2486 0.04004 185 149 26 10
2149 They found me, fell in love with me, and won’t leave. 1.2486 0.03618 185 144 36 5
2150 You’d think the Government would have bigger things to worry about. 1.2486 0.04064 181 146 25 10
2151 Did you order an Uber Hug? 1.2486 0.04285 181 149 19 13
2152 I know why the caged drones sing. 1.2486 0.03887 177 140 30 7
2153 Batteries haven't run out, why do you ask? 1.2486 0.03969 177 141 28 8
2154 Dude, I’m taking belts and suspenders to a whole new level. 1.2486 0.04127 177 143 24 10
2155 I'm so cool, my suspenders have suspenders. 1.2486 0.03969 177 141 28 8
2156 Believe me, it's a great way to pick up chicks. 1.2486 0.03887 177 140 30 7
2157 Sure it looks ridiculous, but I am saving a fortune in cab fare. 1.2486 0.04029 173 138 27 8
2158 You’re telling me you still use a belt to hold up your pants? 1.2486 0.04193 173 140 23 10
2159 I have the Belts and Suspenders upgrade from Amazon Prime - the delivery and operation all-in-one package. 1.2486 0.03859 173 136 31 6
2160 Hey Todd, remember when you gave me a wedgie in 5th grade? 1.2485 0.03917 169 133 30 6
2161 The Space Force’s new uniforms come with these cool suspenders. 1.2485 0.04178 169 136 24 9
2162 I'll drop you anywhere. 1.2485 0.03826 169 132 32 5
2163 It’s gonna be hell when their batteries die. 1.2485 0.04006 169 134 28 7
2164 It's easier than finding a belt I like 1.2485 0.03978 165 130 29 6
2165 It's a win-win for lawyers - stay in fashion and create more accidents" 1.2485 0.04159 165 132 25 8
2166 Get with it, Bud. Fairy godmothers are so last-century. 1.2485 0.03688 165 127 35 3
2167 Women will never look at you the same again! 1.2485 0.03884 165 129 31 5
2168 I got my suspension lifted. 1.2485 0.03884 165 129 31 5
2169 Suspenders always look so dorky! 1.2485 0.03978 165 130 29 6
2170 This personal space surveillance technology works great, but there are a few challenges with it on the MTA. 1.2484 0.04136 161 128 26 7
2171 It was a steal but it's a sixth floor walk up. 1.2484 0.04319 161 130 22 9
2172 They're the Uber of suspenders 1.2484 0.04319 161 130 22 9
2173 The concept is highly uplifting! 1.2484 0.04319 161 130 22 9
2174 Dude, suspenders are so passé 1.2484 0.04136 161 128 26 7
2175 Need I repeat? You, me and everyone are under government surveillance! They are everywhere!! Can you not see what I'm talking about? 1.2484 0.03797 157 121 33 3
2176 Suspenders are so last year. 1.2484 0.04006 157 123 29 5
2177 How do you like my new Hammacher Schlemmer belt? 1.2484 0.04301 157 126 23 8
2178 Hi. I'm new here. 1.2484 0.04278 153 122 24 7
2179 This new look is really going to take off! 1.2484 0.04072 153 120 28 5
2180 I couldn't find my belt. 1.2484 0.04278 153 122 24 7
2181 Is my fly showing? 1.2484 0.04377 153 123 22 8
2182 Listen to me drone on. 1.2484 0.04570 153 125 18 10
2183 As seen on SharkTank. 1.2484 0.04176 153 121 26 6
2184 Well Dave, the hum is annoying, but fashion stops for no man. 1.2483 0.04141 149 117 27 5
2185 Hey, I like your retro look! 1.2483 0.04030 149 116 29 4
2186 I hate to drone on and on but... 1.2483 0.04354 149 119 23 7
2187 I was so embarrassed by my old-school dad and his suspenders. No way I was going to end up like that. 1.2483 0.04213 145 114 26 5
2188 It's 2018 Jeff! Impractical or not, THIS is fashion. 1.2482 0.04738 141 115 17 9
2189 It's only been a problem when they won't land. 1.2482 0.04244 137 107 26 4
2190 These Uber-Drones are fantastic! But I do miss the conversations. 1.2481 0.04453 133 105 23 5
2191 ...and then you tug on these depending on how closely cropped you want your hair 1.2474 0.03585 194 152 36 6
2192 It's my new start up, up and away. 1.2473 0.03812 182 144 31 7
2193 I call the left one belt and the right one suspenders. 1.2471 0.03839 174 137 31 6
2194 They’re called braces, by the way, not suspenders. 1.2471 0.03752 174 136 33 5
2195 I’m bi-dronal, it’s a thing. 1.2471 0.03925 174 138 29 7
2196 Remember when belt and suspenders was enough? 1.2471 0.04171 174 141 23 10
2197 I didn’t get a five-star rating by dropping anyone. 1.2471 0.04091 174 140 25 9
2198 I finally got the hang of this “selfie” thing. 1.2471 0.04071 170 136 26 8
2199 I don't know what they do either, but they're a sure fire chick-magnet. 1.2470 0.03767 166 129 33 4
2200 They're ok but on a windy day talk about 'restricted airspace'. 1.2470 0.04137 166 133 25 8
2201 My trainer told me to record my diet and exercise habits. 1.2470 0.04224 166 134 23 9
2202 You look ridiculous, still wearing suspenders? 1.2469 0.04384 162 132 20 10
2203 And it's all hooked up with bluetooth, so you just need to say: Alexa, pick my wedgie. 1.2469 0.04113 162 129 26 7
2204 I get the skepticism, but ultimately I'm a big fan 1.2468 0.04182 158 126 25 7
2205 Brother, can you spare a charge? 1.2468 0.03984 158 124 29 5
2206 This is not your father's belt and suspenders... 1.2468 0.04182 158 126 25 7
2207 I love the modern look apart for the occasional wedgie 1.2468 0.04370 158 128 21 9
2208 They're less intrusive than a divorce. 1.2468 0.04448 154 125 20 9
2209 Dude, it's just suspended animation. 1.2466 0.04407 146 117 22 7
2210 Double-drone suspension! It will navigate you through your toughest days. Trust me, it won't let you down. 1.2466 0.04188 146 115 26 5
2211 It's a must have to avoid all those annoying folks on motorized scooters and skateboards. 1.2466 0.04188 146 115 26 5
2212 These new and improved e-suspenders add detail to my outfit and can be adjusted via an app 1.2465 0.04600 142 115 19 8
2213 My venture-backed tech startup is disrupting the belt industry. Name's Chad. Great to meet you. 1.2465 0.04490 142 114 21 7
2214 I thought the job was for a dog-walker 1.2465 0.04378 142 113 23 6
2215 They can do up my zipper, too! 1.2465 0.04490 142 114 21 7
2216 I got the pants from Amazon, and they're still in the trial period. 1.2465 0.04378 142 113 23 6
2217 I use the one on the left to keep an eye on the other one. 1.2462 0.03714 195 155 32 8
2218 I got the idea researching new treatments for ED. 1.2461 0.03837 191 153 29 9
2219 Special delivery! 1.2460 0.03892 187 150 28 9
2220 Apparently they repel elephants - it seems to work. 1.2459 0.03632 183 143 35 5
2221 The one on the right tells me what my left side is doing, and the one on the left tells me what my right side is doing. Amazing invention. 1.2458 0.04236 179 147 20 12
2222 Sure they keep your pants up, but can they make you 10 pounds lighter? 1.2458 0.04008 179 144 26 9
2223 Suspenders and belt? Old hat! 1.2457 0.04228 175 143 21 11
2224 They're army surplus---another example of government waist. 1.2457 0.04070 175 141 25 9
2225 ....and Whooooooosh, they’re on! 1.2456 0.03876 171 135 30 6
2226 Getting a new perspective on life is easier than I thought. 1.2456 0.03695 171 133 34 4
2227 How quaint. 1.2456 0.03964 171 136 28 7
2228 It's for my kid's science fair. He's calling it Tech Weggie 2.0. 1.2456 0.04050 171 137 26 8
2229 Who's going to notify you when your zipper's down? 1.2455 0.04115 167 134 25 8
2230 Not if I see you first. 1.2455 0.04452 167 138 17 12
2231 Brace yourself for me to drone on and on. 1.2455 0.04532 167 139 15 13
2232 Hello, I'm your new window washer. 1.2455 0.03935 167 132 29 6
2233 I'm just a regular schmoe like everyone else, I put my trousers on, one leg at a time, aided by my trusty trouser-drones. 1.2454 0.04091 163 130 26 7
2234 Hi, I'm your wife's new husband. 1.2454 0.04091 163 130 26 7
2235 I used to be self conscious, but the breeze is worth it. 1.2454 0.03997 163 129 28 6
2236 What are those??!! 1.2454 0.04182 163 131 24 8
2237 Typical Larry, droning on and on. 1.2454 0.04272 163 132 22 9
2238 And they really help on visits to friends in walk up apartments. 1.2454 0.04182 163 131 24 8
2239 It’s just Amazon Prime delivering my suspenders. The underwear delivery may be a little embarrassing. 1.2454 0.04272 163 132 22 9
2240 I’ll take the high road. 1.2454 0.03997 163 129 28 6
2241 Commuting from Brooklyn is a lot more fun. 1.2453 0.04061 159 126 27 6
2242 They promised us flying cars. 1.2453 0.04253 159 128 23 8
2243 And he droned on and on.... 1.2453 0.04061 159 126 27 6
2244 Yeah, I used to be a suspenders guy too, that was before I came to grips with the 21st century. 1.2453 0.04253 159 128 23 8
2245 It's called Drone Dating. It's free with your Amazon Prime membership. Do you want me to land somewhere else? 1.2452 0.04327 155 125 22 8
2246 Somebody has to provide oversight on this president. 1.2452 0.04229 155 124 24 7
2247 Yeah, well, you know, that's just like, your opinion man. 1.2452 0.04026 155 122 28 5
2248 Think the Jetsons meets an atomic wedgie. 1.2452 0.04128 155 123 26 6
2249 At first I had to deal with a wedgie, but a little duct tape fixed that issue. 1.2452 0.04327 155 125 22 8
2250 Believe me. No one will bother you with one of these. 1.2452 0.04698 155 129 14 12
2251 Say what you will about the military industrial complex, it's been great for wearable tech! 1.2452 0.04128 155 123 26 6
2252 Quick! The batteries! 1.2450 0.04600 151 124 17 10
2253 I call it, "The Smart Belt" 1.2450 0.04503 151 123 19 9
2254 Hello! Amazon needs feedback on it's new 'EZ Commute' product. Would you care to test ride? 1.2450 0.04600 151 124 17 10
2255 This new technology has me in suspense. 1.2450 0.04303 151 121 23 7
2256 What's a belt? 1.2450 0.04600 151 124 17 10
2257 As long as the batteries hold out they feel a lot more like 'suspenders.' 1.2450 0.04092 151 119 27 5
2258 My wife thought this was cheaper than a private detective. 1.2449 0.04381 147 118 22 7
2259 What's it to you if I'm a hovering parent? My kid has the remote. 1.2449 0.04273 147 117 24 6
2260 Drone on! 1.2449 0.04162 147 116 26 5
2261 They're my comfort drones! 1.2448 0.03890 192 155 27 10
2262 My new 'DroneSpenders' cut my commute time in half! 1.2446 0.04432 139 111 22 6
2263 Drone suspenders. Jet packs are passé. 1.2446 0.04221 184 152 19 13
2264 Fashion comes in cycles. 1.2446 0.03696 184 145 33 6
2265 It's really about disrupting the I-see-London-I-see-France space, but also it just looks cool. 1.2444 0.03664 180 141 34 5
2266 The pants came for free. 1.2443 0.03714 176 138 33 5
2267 Welcome to my fan club. 1.2443 0.04128 176 143 23 10
2268 They're Kegel controlled. 1.2443 0.04206 176 144 21 11
2269 They cut my commute time in half 1.2442 0.03767 172 135 32 5
2270 The technology might change, but wedgies will never go out of style. 1.2442 0.03857 172 136 30 6
2271 No adjustments, and no shoulder pain. 1.2442 0.03857 172 136 30 6
2272 I'm Amazon's new delivery system. 1.2440 0.04179 168 136 23 9
2273 I believe you ordered the downtown helicopter tour on Fiver? Hope you don’t mind but not all services will be available on this flight. Go ahead and take my hand and we’ll be on our way... 1.2440 0.04346 168 138 19 11
2274 So what was I supposed to do after they took away all the phone booths? 1.2440 0.04005 168 134 27 7
2275 If you fall , it'll be recorded " 1.2440 0.03477 209 165 37 7
2276 Your suspenders are so old fashioned. 1.2439 0.03975 164 130 28 6
2277 A belt and suspenders approach just isn't going to cut it in this economy anymore. 1.2439 0.04335 164 134 20 10
2278 Ten years from now, no one will be using suspenders anymore. 1.2439 0.03880 164 129 30 5
2279 Just had to get them out of the house, you know? 1.2439 0.03975 164 130 28 6
2280 I know I know my wife said this will help me keep my pants on 1.2439 0.04068 164 131 26 7
2281 Constant selfies record the reality of my remarkable life. 1.2437 0.04411 160 131 19 10
2282 The witness protection folks insisted on this. 1.2437 0.04039 160 127 27 6
2283 We are piloting Same Day Delivery in New Jersey, but the bridge is a nightmare 1.2437 0.03940 160 126 29 5
2284 Here’s the elevator pitch: “It’s Uber...for pants.” 1.2436 0.04302 156 126 22 8
2285 It's not going to look so stupid when they shut down my subway line for a year! 1.2436 0.04003 156 123 28 5
2286 I'm telling you, Wilbur, this will work! 1.2436 0.04204 156 125 24 7
2287 Kites were too impractical. 1.2434 0.04277 152 122 23 7
2288 Suspend your disbelief 1.2434 0.04476 152 124 19 9
2289 What's the matter, never seen a guy giving himself a wedgie? 1.2432 0.04660 148 122 16 10
2290 I’m sorry if I seem to be droning on. 1.2432 0.04247 148 118 24 6
2291 People always tell me I drone on and on. 1.2432 0.04247 148 118 24 6
2292 ...one is okay, this is more like belt and suspendrones. 1.2432 0.03911 185 149 27 9
2293 And then he said "If you build it, they will come." 1.2432 0.03757 185 147 31 7
2294 Bid me slip the surly bonds of earth... 1.2431 0.03729 181 143 32 6
2295 No more saggy pants. Guess where I have the controller. 1.2431 0.03810 181 144 30 7
2296 Well, drones have the element of suspense. 1.2431 0.03810 181 144 30 7
2297 ...able to leap tall buildings in a single bound! 1.2431 0.03729 181 143 32 6
2298 It's not for everyone. Have you considered a belt? 1.2431 0.04210 144 114 25 5
2299 I gotta run. Need to recharge. 1.2429 0.03782 177 140 31 6
2300 Suspenders? They've gone the way of the flip phone. 1.2429 0.03866 177 141 29 7
2301 Airspenders! Get with it Dude! 1.2429 0.03608 177 138 35 4
2302 Superior suspension, with almost negligible wedgie risk. 1.2429 0.03696 177 139 33 5
2303 We call it "The Game of Drones!" 1.2429 0.04404 140 112 22 6
2304 My fly will never stay open again. 1.2428 0.03657 173 135 34 4
2305 I'm telling you, spywear is really going to take off. 1.2428 0.04252 173 142 20 11
2306 I lost my damn belt, is that a problem for you? 1.2426 0.03984 169 135 27 7
2307 I used to be a belt-and-suspenders kind of guy, like you. But no more! 1.2426 0.04157 169 137 23 9
2308 Impractical? Spendy? True, but oh so chic. 1.2426 0.03894 169 134 29 6
2309 It's cheaper than paying for parking! 1.2426 0.03803 169 133 31 5
2310 You're next. Lift off is easy. It's getting into Superman position that's difficult. 1.2426 0.03894 169 134 29 6
2311 Its an Uber subsidiary. Later dude. 1.2424 0.03859 165 130 30 5
2312 Well, these are Amazon Prime suspenders. 1.2424 0.04312 165 135 20 10
2313 They're super comfortable, as long as you wear the recommended wedgie-proof pants. 1.2422 0.04205 161 130 23 8
2314 Sure, your pants don't fall down, but how do you keep your social status up? 1.2422 0.04205 161 130 23 8
2315 You wouldn’t believe the mileage I’m getting on these things. 1.2422 0.04016 161 128 27 6
2316 I've had it with helicopters to the Hamptons. 1.2422 0.04297 161 131 21 9
2317 Go ahead, Mug me. 1.2420 0.04082 157 125 26 6
2318 My pants have never been so secure. 1.2420 0.04082 157 125 26 6
2319 In an emergency I can summon my pants. 1.2420 0.04082 157 125 26 6
2320 My mom likes to know what I am doing at all times. 1.2420 0.04277 157 127 22 8
2321 It's my new "Traffic Beater" belt attachment from Sharper Image. 1.2419 0.03816 186 149 29 8
2322 To hold my pants up! Get it? 1.2419 0.03816 186 149 29 8
2323 We're in stealth mode. 1.2419 0.03966 186 151 25 10
2324 You’re in luck! I just got 2.3 billion dollars from venture capitalists to solve the Suspender Crisis. 1.2418 0.04045 153 121 27 5
2325 Bro you don't have drone-suspenders yet? Get with it. 1.2418 0.04352 153 124 21 8
2326 Unmanned Aerial Suspenders, check me out on Kickstarter... 1.2418 0.04252 153 123 23 7
2327 They actually don't tell time. 1.2418 0.04450 153 125 19 9
2328 After being diagnosed with cell phone addiction, I quit cold turkey, and went with these. 1.2418 0.03949 182 147 26 9
2329 Buy one get one at Sky Mall. 1.2418 0.04025 182 148 24 10
2330 All is fine until the drones come down. 1.2416 0.04113 149 118 26 5
2331 The Russians designed them for Larry King. 1.2416 0.04328 149 120 22 7
2332 No shedding, no kitty litter, no doggy bags. Plus, they hold my pants up. 1.2416 0.04222 149 119 24 6
2333 And, the fans keep you cool. 1.2416 0.03678 178 140 33 5
2334 Only two days with Amazon Prime. 1.2414 0.04407 145 117 21 7
2335 Spare change for double A's? 1.2414 0.03817 174 138 30 6
2336 What’s so funny? Two eyes, two ears, two drones. 1.2414 0.04297 145 116 23 6
2337 Sure they're autonomous, but they ride up like crazy. 1.2412 0.03874 170 135 29 6
2338 You haven’t seen a joystick around, have you? 1.2412 0.03783 170 134 31 5
2339 Wait til you see the belt I’ve ordered. 1.2412 0.04049 170 137 25 8
2340 My doctor told me losing weight would help keep my knees from hurting. 1.2411 0.04259 141 112 24 5
2341 Don't tell me, you have a Blackberry too. 1.2411 0.04376 141 113 22 6
2342 Suspends your disbelief, doesn't it? 1.2411 0.04490 141 114 20 7
2343 And then I don't have to wash my hands because these pull up my pants for me. 1.2410 0.04202 166 135 22 9
2344 Four of these and I run into a passenger jet, three I tip over, two are just right! 1.2410 0.03742 166 130 32 4
2345 I remember you. Your ex-wife hired me awhile back. 1.2410 0.04202 166 135 22 9
2346 Actually, it's kind of fun, but they sometimes leave me places I didn't want to go. 1.2410 0.04024 166 133 26 7
2347 I call them “suspended suspenders” 1.2410 0.04024 166 133 26 7
2348 I have a sneaking suspicion the government is watching. 1.2410 0.04202 166 135 22 9
2349 There's more intense range anxiety than you get in an electric car. 1.2410 0.04202 166 135 22 9
2350 The ladies love them. 1.2407 0.04089 162 130 25 7
2351 Who dressed you...your Mom?! 1.2407 0.03994 162 129 27 6
2352 Can I buy those? I collect 1.0s. 1.2407 0.04361 162 133 19 10
2353 Only $1599.99 on suspndr.com, but the 45-minute battery costs a bit more. 1.2407 0.04089 162 130 25 7
2354 The suspense is just about killing me. 1.2405 0.04253 158 128 22 8
2355 I could talk forever about them, so don't let me drone on. 1.2405 0.03958 158 125 28 5
2356 The guy could drone on for hours 1.2405 0.04528 158 131 16 11
2357 These aren't your grandpa's suspenders! 1.2405 0.04059 158 126 26 6
2358 ...and no more sore shoulders. 1.2405 0.03958 158 125 28 5
2359 Of course suspenders would be more convenient. But would they be as cool as this? 1.2404 0.03773 183 146 30 7
2360 Our policy at Over is that you tip and rate us right before drop off. 1.2403 0.04424 154 126 19 9
2361 Welcome to Amazon Direct Temporary Labor 1.2403 0.04126 154 123 25 6
2362 Look... it's simple... I go up, I take a look and I come down. 1.2403 0.04228 154 124 23 7
2363 "It's $1 to unlock then $0.15/min, each." 1.2403 0.04519 154 127 17 10
2364 You need the Air Lyft app. 1.2403 0.04228 154 124 23 7
2365 Aerial suspenders are uplifting. 1.2403 0.04126 154 123 25 6
2366 you got any spare batteries? 1.2402 0.03827 179 143 29 7
2367 My wife no longer drones on about plumber’s butt. 1.2400 0.04197 150 120 24 6
2368 Everybody needs a lift once in a while. 1.2400 0.03883 175 140 28 7
2369 Wow, these things really make my pants vibrate! 1.2400 0.03967 175 141 26 8
2370 Sorry, I tend to drone on. 1.2400 0.03883 175 140 28 7
2371 Belts are so yesterday. 1.2400 0.04197 150 120 24 6
2372 Drone delivery sounds great but returns will get you. 1.2400 0.03883 175 140 28 7
2373 The future is now suspended. 1.2398 0.04277 171 141 19 11
2374 Yeah, but my shoulders don't get tired. 1.2398 0.03942 171 137 27 7
2375 They're called suspenders for a reason. 1.2397 0.04486 146 119 19 8
2376 Suspenders for millennials. 1.2397 0.04271 146 117 23 6
2377 It's called the iBelt. There really is nothing Apple can't do! 1.2395 0.04092 167 135 24 8
2378 The problem is I can only wear them without a jacket “ 1.2395 0.04092 167 135 24 8
2379 What happens when you want to go to the bathroom? 1.2395 0.04431 167 139 16 12
2380 Eventually the "belt and suspenders" approach wasn't enough for me. 1.2395 0.04179 167 136 22 9
2381 Women say I'm self-involved and unapproachable, but I don't see it. I'm a regular guy like you, Jack. 1.2395 0.04179 167 136 22 9
2382 I just don't think we're compatible. I mean, how am I supposed to follow you? You don't even live stream. 1.2394 0.03854 188 152 27 9
2383 Nope, same old Jerry, but the 'fro had to go. 1.2394 0.03999 188 154 23 11
2384 You always said I droned on and on! 1.2393 0.04159 163 132 23 8
2385 No, it's not that tough in the bathroom - but a little advance planning sure helps. 1.2393 0.03777 163 128 31 4
2386 I see you went with the Bluetooth model. 1.2393 0.03777 163 128 31 4
2387 I am back in the jeans I wore in college 1.2393 0.03972 163 130 27 6
2388 Yes, they were made in China. How did you know? 1.2393 0.04249 163 133 21 9
2389 Sorry to drone on like that. 1.2393 0.04249 163 133 21 9
2390 We here at the MTA will never stop working on solutions. 1.2393 0.03972 163 130 27 6
2391 Is safer than Uber... 1.2393 0.03972 163 130 27 6
2392 I'm trying out for Amazon Man. 1.2393 0.04067 163 131 25 7
2393 I'm actually doing a study on wedgie tolerance. 1.2391 0.03910 184 149 26 9
2394 Remember when pants just fit? 1.2390 0.03833 159 125 30 4
2395 Attach 'em to your hips and no wedgies, guaranteed. 1.2390 0.03936 159 126 28 5
2396 These suspenders were costly but totally worth it, which is a ton of weight off my shoulders. 1.2389 0.03808 180 144 29 7
2397 I just wanted to elevate my suspender game. 1.2387 0.04398 155 127 19 9
2398 You can return me. But judging from the battery life you're going to have to give me cab fare. 1.2387 0.04302 155 126 21 8
2399 As long as you don't have to use the bathroom, these things are like magic. 1.2387 0.03999 155 123 27 5
2400 Elevators are a relic of the past if you can deal with a wedgie. 1.2387 0.03671 155 120 33 2
2401 It also keeps most people from approaching me which really helps my crippling social anxiety 1.2387 0.04102 155 124 25 6
2402 I'm taking a really cheap flight to Miami! 1.2387 0.04102 155 124 25 6
2403 Wait until you see what I'm using for underwear 1.2387 0.04302 155 126 21 8
2404 Heading home? I'll give you a lift. 1.2387 0.04203 155 125 23 7
2405 Things go south when I let my son control them. 1.2387 0.04102 155 124 25 6
2406 I know Droning-On is a lousy air taxi name, but Lyft was aleady taken. 1.2386 0.03864 176 141 28 7
2407 Gotta fly. 1.2386 0.03779 176 140 30 6
2408 Trust me, in a few years, everyone will be wearing them. 1.2386 0.03947 176 142 26 8
2409 I got this and ten other permutations patented. The next time somebody mentions drone and underwear together, BAM! I sue and we settle. 1.2386 0.03864 176 141 28 7
2410 Amazon is hiring seasonal workers 1.2384 0.04276 151 122 22 7
2411 This is the latest from Sansabelt. 1.2384 0.04276 151 122 22 7
2412 A few ladies' hats in church, but that's only on Easter. 1.2384 0.03954 151 119 28 4
2413 I don't know why people say that I drone on and on about the new suspenders I invented! 1.2384 0.04378 151 123 20 8
2414 It's about time you upgraded, you look ridiculous 1.2384 0.04478 151 124 18 9
2415 I'm elevating the "selfie" to a whole new level. 1.2384 0.03744 172 136 31 5
2416 I'm a chippendale dancer. A party on the Northside ordered me. 1.2384 0.04091 172 140 23 9
2417 And they're hands free and drip dry! 1.2381 0.03686 189 151 31 7
2418 He droned on and on about constantly feeling watched! 1.2381 0.04242 168 138 20 10
2419 I've named my drones Wilber and Orville 1.2381 0.03891 168 134 28 6
2420 Uber is testing out a new drone taxi service - it’s called the “drone drop”. 1.2381 0.03901 147 115 29 3
2421 Then it came to me: Why not have a pair of drones hold up my pants? 1.2381 0.04242 168 138 20 10
2422 Could not find my suspenders this morning. 1.2381 0.03982 168 135 26 7
2423 I've only got the fuel to catch the last three innings, but hell, the view is great, and decent Yankees-Red Sox tickets cost at least 500 bucks. 1.2381 0.04459 147 120 19 8
2424 I told you you’d have two suspender disbelief. 1.2381 0.04562 147 121 17 9
2425 Fly? No, no. It's to ward off mosquitos. 1.2381 0.03703 168 132 32 4
2426 Admit it: men's fashion was ripe for disruption. 1.2381 0.04070 168 136 24 8
2427 My wife is keeping track of my spending. . . 1.2378 0.04044 164 132 25 7
2428 My wife got tired of calling to ask when I'd be home... 1.2378 0.04313 164 135 19 10
2429 It’s a tech wedgie. 1.2378 0.04044 164 132 25 7
2430 It's safer than walking around here. 1.2378 0.04225 164 134 21 9
2431 My suspenders are more fly than yours 1.2378 0.04136 164 133 23 8
2432 Hey, everythings remote controlled, you feel 10 pounds lighter, and theres no more grandpa look! 1.2378 0.04044 164 132 25 7
2433 "Big deal. You wear a cup." 1.2378 0.04136 164 133 23 8
2434 Google doesn't hire me? I go straight to Apple Maps. 1.2378 0.04044 164 132 25 7
2435 A little expensive to hold my pants up, but it works. 1.2378 0.04321 143 115 22 6
2436 No, actually it's quite comfortable and in addition to holding up my adult diaper, my wife can keep track of me. 1.2378 0.04543 143 117 18 8
2437 Selfie drones are the new selfie sticks. 1.2376 0.03870 181 146 27 8
2438 Yes, it was a buy-one-get-one-free deal 1.2376 0.03948 181 147 25 9
2439 These new suspenders really deliver. 1.2376 0.03870 181 146 27 8
2440 I'd say it's worth paying 526 times more to look this cool. 1.2375 0.04205 160 130 22 8
2441 Your suspenders may be more practical but this is far more innovative. 1.2375 0.04297 160 131 20 9
2442 Better than the foil hat? 1.2375 0.04205 160 130 22 8
2443 What's all the buzz about? The suspense is killing me. 1.2375 0.04205 160 130 22 8
2444 and free delivery saves me tons in carfare! 1.2375 0.03708 160 125 32 3
2445 The suspenders really hurt my shoulders 1.2375 0.04205 160 130 22 8
2446 Yeah, we’ll this is how we do hold ups now. Give me your spare batteries or you’ll be getting a reverse Mohawk. 1.2374 0.04744 139 115 15 9
2447 Of course, everybody has to pull in the same direction 1.2373 0.04008 177 144 24 9
2448 Second star to the right and straight on 'til morning. 1.2373 0.04087 177 145 22 10
2449 Surveillpance, by Abercrombie. 1.2372 0.04372 156 128 19 9
2450 I find it helpful in relieving the tension in my shoulders, or I could just wear a belt. 1.2372 0.03976 156 124 27 5
2451 Other than the surprise haircuts, facial nicks, and low-battery-anxiety, this is the best damn thing since shoelaces.com! 1.2372 0.04372 156 128 19 9
2452 They will never let you down. 1.2372 0.03762 156 122 31 3
2453 I could just drone on about these new suspenders 1.2372 0.04079 156 125 25 6
2454 I'm sorry, I know that I drone on about these suspenders. 1.2372 0.04179 156 126 23 7
2455 They hold up my pants, and they deliver sushi. 1.2372 0.04277 156 127 21 8
2456 It’s a lot easier than spinning plates. 1.2372 0.04372 156 128 19 9
2457 In the olden days I would wear a belt and suspenders. 1.2372 0.04179 156 126 23 7
2458 "And, I said, 'to hold my pants up.' Get it?" 1.2372 0.03871 156 123 29 4
2459 They keep my pants up, but are impossible to manage appropriately in the restroom. 1.2370 0.03814 173 138 29 6
2460 Yah, so then I called Lyft 1.2370 0.03814 173 138 29 6
2461 My suspenders broke. 1.2370 0.03814 173 138 29 6
2462 This way I can get a tan and record selfies while flying to work. 1.2370 0.03725 173 137 31 5
2463 Dude, how do you expect to attract women, when you wear old fashion suspenders? 1.2370 0.03725 173 137 31 5
2464 latest advance in suspender technology, except for the occasional wedgie they seem to work well. 1.2370 0.03901 173 139 27 7
2465 Belts AND suspenders are now old school... 1.2370 0.03986 173 140 25 8
2466 Don't worry, they don't bite! They do sever, though. 1.2370 0.03901 173 139 27 7
2467 One leg at a time just isn't good enough anymore 1.2370 0.03725 173 137 31 5
2468 Pay up, I made through the whole week. 1.2368 0.03818 190 154 27 9
2469 Smartpants - the new smartphones! 1.2368 0.04147 152 122 24 6
2470 Suspendrones. 1.2368 0.04147 152 122 24 6
2471 The best part is not even needing to wear a belt anymore. 1.2368 0.04147 152 122 24 6
2472 Since they fixed the wedgie glitch there have been zero fatalities! 1.2368 0.04251 152 123 22 7
2473 I win this round -- both stylish and functional! 1.2367 0.03870 169 135 28 6
2474 These Amazon drone deliveries are so convenient, they even put on the suspenders that I ordered. 1.2367 0.04048 169 137 24 8
2475 I can get downtown in five minutes if we don't crash. 1.2367 0.03870 169 135 28 6
2476 The Auto Wedgie is the perfect solution for the busy bully. 1.2367 0.03960 169 136 26 7
2477 You can’t be too careful in the “Me Too” age 1.2366 0.04576 131 106 19 6
2478 Second mortgage aside, the salesman assured me these will pay for themselves in belt savings alone 1.2365 0.03995 148 117 27 4
2479 I don't know, they just showed up. 1.2364 0.04289 165 136 19 10
2480 'Aero Suspend' is the postmodern way to keep your pants up. 1.2364 0.03834 165 131 29 5
2481 And best of all... I don’t need a belt anymore! 1.2364 0.03929 165 132 27 6
2482 If you ain't drone, you ain't grown, yo! 1.2364 0.03929 165 132 27 6
2483 Screw the ""Golden Parachute" paradigm, I have drone suspenders. 1.2363 0.03850 182 147 27 8
2484 It plays well with my millennial audience. 1.2361 0.04294 144 116 22 6
2485 Because suspenders are SO last year! 1.2360 0.03987 178 145 24 9
2486 Cheaper than a defense attorney! 1.2360 0.03741 178 142 30 6
2487 I'm just saying, those suspenders are so last year... 1.2360 0.03741 178 142 30 6
2488 I'd like to give you a lift, but the twins don't pick up strangers! 1.2357 0.03849 157 124 29 4
2489 Suspenders are basic, Steven. 1.2357 0.03630 157 122 33 2
2490 Suspenders are so last century 1.2357 0.04252 157 128 21 8
2491 Step back, I’m close to lift off! 1.2357 0.03741 157 123 31 3
2492 You're saying I drone on and on? 1.2356 0.04130 174 143 21 10
2493 The battery life can be a letdown. 1.2356 0.03881 174 140 27 7
2494 LOOK, no suspenders! 1.2356 0.04049 174 142 23 9
2495 I've been having a little trouble staying faithful to the wife. 1.2356 0.04130 174 143 21 10
2496 ...cheaper than Uber X - it's Uber W, for wedgie. 1.2356 0.03727 191 154 29 8
2497 The future really isn’t holding up. 1.2353 0.04017 153 122 26 5
2498 I see you're still buying your suspenders at the suspender store. 1.2353 0.03778 187 151 28 8
2499 It's like Uber, but with drones. You don't have to worry about traffic either. 1.2353 0.04326 153 125 20 8
2500 They also suspend belief in modern technology. 1.2353 0.03927 187 153 24 10
2501 Finally you can literally say I drone on. 1.2353 0.03940 170 137 26 7
2502 I never get pickpocketed. 1.2353 0.03563 153 118 34 1
2503 My pants have never felt more secure. 1.2349 0.04266 166 137 19 10
2504 What makes you think I escaped from somewhere? 1.2349 0.03908 166 133 27 6
2505 They are cheaper than the Brooks Brothers' suspenders. 1.2349 0.04266 166 137 19 10
2506 Yes, when the batteries run out everything falls down! 1.2349 0.03908 166 133 27 6
2507 No more of this ‘the right hand doesn’t know what the left hand is doing’ business 1.2349 0.03908 166 133 27 6
2508 Think of the selfies I get. 1.2349 0.04001 166 134 25 7
2509 Are you just going to stand there and drone on...and on? 1.2349 0.04404 149 122 19 8
2510 Once programmed to your body's specifications, these drones make sore feet a thing of the past. 1.2349 0.04193 149 120 23 6
2511 I have a request you needed a lift. 1.2349 0.03971 149 118 27 4
2512 I don't mean to drone on, how have you been? 1.2349 0.04404 149 122 19 8
2513 Can you direct me to Shark Tank? 1.2349 0.04193 149 120 23 6
2514 Can you believe I had to get a special license just to hold up my pants? 1.2346 0.03806 179 144 28 7
2515 No...you dialed SuperUber by mistake. Now hop on. 1.2346 0.03637 179 142 32 5
2516 It's not just suspenders; soon drones will replace every article of clothing. 1.2346 0.04158 162 132 22 8
2517 It helps to balance my perspective in life and keeps me well grounded. 1.2346 0.04158 162 132 22 8
2518 I figured a new hobby'd keep me grounded 1.2346 0.03871 162 129 28 5
2519 Fear not, we come in peace 1.2345 0.04268 145 117 22 6
2520 Finally, a belt for millenials. 1.2343 0.04028 175 143 23 9
2521 The suspense is killing me. 1.2343 0.03945 175 142 25 8
2522 You should try it! It's bracing! 1.2342 0.04032 158 127 25 6
2523 They're covered by Amazon's new 5-day return policy. 1.2342 0.03827 158 125 29 4
2524 It’s called style, and it can’t be bought. 1.2342 0.04032 158 127 25 6
2525 I just got so sick of the subway delays. 1.2340 0.03717 141 109 31 1
2526 Don’t worry, they’re trained. 1.2339 0.03646 171 135 32 4
2527 I'm not taking any chances. They start filming as soon as my underwear comes off. 1.2339 0.03919 171 138 26 7
2528 For me the big payoff was the high-res imaging of my bald spot. 1.2339 0.04006 171 139 24 8
2529 Hi, ..am recruiter from Amazon 1.2339 0.04174 171 141 20 10
2530 My wife's idea! 1.2339 0.03830 171 137 28 6
2531 I'm a beta test: Amazon Dudes. 1.2339 0.03830 171 137 28 6
2532 Come on, suspenders are so 20th century. 1.2339 0.04006 171 139 24 8
2533 Greetings. I am Amazon Man here to bid you three wishes... 1.2338 0.04301 154 126 20 8
2534 There's just no future in balloons 1.2338 0.03775 154 121 30 3
2535 Just needed an afternoon pick me up! 1.2338 0.03886 154 122 28 4
2536 Unlike yours, these hold up pants without adjustment, and you'll instantly weigh less. 1.2337 0.03572 184 146 33 5
2537 I’ve been known to drone on... 1.2337 0.03813 184 149 27 8
2538 You may pet them if you want 1.2335 0.03697 167 132 31 4
2539 Buddy, can you spare a battery? 1.2335 0.03979 167 135 25 7
2540 Yours may be functional. But mine make a statement and are a real chick-magnet. 1.2335 0.03979 167 135 25 7
2541 Dude, suspenders are so 20th century. 1.2335 0.03793 167 133 29 5
2542 I've always been light on my feet! 1.2335 0.04069 167 136 23 8
2543 I can't hear you over the drone. 1.2335 0.03887 167 134 27 6
2544 Get with it man.Those suspenders are so '20th Century'" 1.2333 0.03704 180 144 30 6
2545 Hi, I’m Bill, your Uber driver. When we say Uber, we mean UBER! 1.2333 0.04479 150 124 17 9
2546 They keep my pants up with very few civilian casualties. 1.2333 0.03619 180 143 32 5
2547 This way I can lift and separate too. 1.2333 0.04578 150 125 15 10
2548 Great to see you! Can you just move a foot toward the curb and speak up a bit? 1.2333 0.03704 180 144 30 6
2549 Touch my hand. It's faster than Uber 1.2331 0.04135 163 133 22 8
2550 We’re disrupting the suspenders paradigm. 1.2331 0.04135 163 133 22 8
2551 It's a drone shuttle, and there is plenty of legroom." 1.2331 0.04042 163 132 24 7
2552 Then the VC's showed up and the next thing you know our market cap is bigger than Tesla. 1.2331 0.03947 163 131 26 6
2553 No more belts or suspenders to hold up my pants and on hot days the fans keep me cool. 1.2330 0.03841 176 142 27 7
2554 And they cut my hair when I pee 1.2330 0.04166 176 146 19 11
2555 Parachute Pants 2.0 1.2330 0.03925 176 143 25 8
2556 They were out of balloons. 1.2329 0.04563 146 121 16 9
2557 Let's let by-drones be by-drones. 1.2329 0.04241 146 118 22 6
2558 Melania is paying for me to prototype the President's downtime pants. She don't want no downtime on the pants! 1.2329 0.04351 146 119 20 7
2559 The only way to protect your privacy is to not have any. 1.2327 0.04297 159 131 19 9
2560 I trademarked "Hip-o-drones" and "Shooting from the Hips." Now I just need a reason for them. 1.2327 0.04010 159 128 25 6
2561 ... and I dropped 50 lbs. 1.2327 0.04010 159 128 25 6
2562 I know low-rise is in, but I need the additional help. 1.2326 0.03627 172 136 32 4
2563 ...but I'm saving a fortune on suspenders and deodorant! 1.2326 0.04233 172 143 18 11
2564 At last, I've cut my commuting time by three quarters. 1.2326 0.03627 172 136 32 4
2565 I'm telling you, technology is making everything easier 1.2326 0.04233 172 143 18 11
2566 I only use the ones for socks when I wear shorts. 1.2326 0.03985 172 140 24 8
2567 Those suspenders are so retro! Goodwill? 1.2324 0.03636 185 148 31 6
2568 I know, the suspense is killing ya, huh? 1.2324 0.03636 185 148 31 6
2569 At first I also had one in the back, but it gave me a wedgie. 1.2324 0.04201 142 114 23 5
2570 I'm telling you, its gonna make belts AND suspenders obsolete.... 1.2323 0.04075 155 125 24 6
2571 .. and an AI decides when I deserve wedgie. 1.2323 0.04467 155 129 16 10
2572 Guaranteed to prevent wardrobe malfunctions from Plumbers Crack to half-time shows! 1.2323 0.04075 155 125 24 6
2573 This is so much better than that guy with the balloons and lawnchair 1.2323 0.04075 155 125 24 6
2574 Think of me as your 21st century Guardian Angel. For the introductory price of just $19.99 per month, I'll always have your back. That price assumes you've never served in Congress, disagreed with the President or been targeted by the MeToo Movement. 1.2323 0.04276 155 127 20 8
2575 And best of all, I don't have to remove my shoes. 1.2323 0.03864 155 123 28 4
2576 Can't decide: pretty fly for a white guy or Elon Musk delusional? 1.2321 0.04047 168 137 23 8
2577 I've stopped drinking. Now I use these whenever I need a pick-me-up. 1.2321 0.03958 168 136 25 7
2578 I'm the accounting services you ordered. 1.2321 0.04219 168 139 19 10
2579 He drones on and on,” she said 1.2321 0.04047 168 137 23 8
2580 Buddy, can you spare a conspiracy theory? 1.2321 0.04047 168 137 23 8
2581 Space Force here I come! 1.2320 0.03849 181 147 26 8
2582 Wanna try a li'l Hi Tech Wedgie? 1.2319 0.04151 138 110 24 4
2583 This style doesn’t fly everywhere. 1.2319 0.04399 138 112 20 6
2584 I won't be needing a ride from you anymore. 1.2318 0.04036 151 121 25 5
2585 New joke. Why do drone pilots wear suspenders? To keep their flies up. 1.2318 0.04249 151 123 21 7
2586 I call it suspender animation 1.2318 0.04036 151 121 25 5
2587 The new trend in pants is to be hoisted by their drone petard. 1.2317 0.03926 164 132 26 6
2588 It's the new transportation app--Ub-air. 1.2317 0.04112 164 134 22 8
2589 Its how I see beyond the pedestrian and get the big picture. 1.2317 0.04020 164 133 24 7
2590 Yes, it does get a bit snug. 1.2316 0.03561 177 140 33 4
2591 For short distances in good weather, why not? 1.2313 0.04324 147 120 20 7
2592 It's better for my shoulders. 1.2313 0.03870 147 116 28 3
2593 If they stay up my pants stay up! 1.2313 0.04431 147 121 18 8
2594 They laughed at the Wright Brothers ! 1.2313 0.03870 147 116 28 3
2595 Would you have a moment to hear about our Lord and Savior? 1.2312 0.03987 160 129 25 6
2596 It’s the 21st Century solution to plumber’s butt! 1.2312 0.03964 173 141 24 8
2597 THIS is how to dress fly 1.2312 0.03701 173 138 30 5
2598 So how are you, Ted? 1.2312 0.03878 173 140 26 7
2599 It's called a chastity belt. 1.2308 0.03749 182 147 28 7
2600 They're a brand new feature in Amazon Prime! 1.2308 0.03658 169 134 31 4
2601 I'm telling you dude, we're not too old for Coachella 1.2308 0.04052 156 126 24 6
2602 It’s one size fits all 1.2308 0.04291 143 116 21 6
2603 Your wife bought me on amazon pal, so scram. 1.2308 0.04055 143 114 25 4
2604 It gives me a strong sense of selfie-worth. 1.2308 0.04052 156 126 24 6
2605 keeps my pants up 1.2308 0.03753 169 135 29 5
2606 I've always been known for droning on and on. 1.2308 0.03948 156 125 26 5
2607 You're stuck in the past, Carl. These newer models get up to 15 minutes of uninterrupted suspension 1.2304 0.03853 191 157 24 10
2608 Settle down Mr. Fancy Pants 1.2303 0.03632 178 142 31 5
2609 Drone me up Scotty, at your service. 1.2303 0.03885 178 145 25 8
2610 They're calling it the uber Uber. 1.2303 0.04045 178 147 21 10
2611 You should see my cumberbund. 1.2303 0.03803 178 144 27 7
2612 Don’t worry. It’s a prototype. 1.2303 0.03808 165 132 28 5
2613 When will this guy stop droning on about his alternative-pants-support-system? 1.2303 0.04179 165 136 20 9
2614 I got Fox News on one side. CNN on the other. Let ‘em fight it out. 1.2303 0.04089 165 135 22 8
2615 I forgot my belt. 1.2303 0.04089 165 135 22 8
2616 The technology isn't perfect, but the accident rate is much lower. 1.2303 0.04012 152 122 25 5
2617 Yeah, people are calling me "six eyes" 1.2303 0.04119 152 123 23 6
2618 I was wearing pajamas just a second ago. These guys do it all! 1.2303 0.04223 152 124 21 7
2619 Nice suspenders, nerd! 1.2303 0.04325 152 125 19 8
2620 Tactical Pants. 1.2303 0.04012 152 122 25 5
2621 My pants stay up, I'm always cool, and my shirt stays wrinkle free. The "Calibration wedgies" were totally worth it. 1.2303 0.04012 152 122 25 5
2622 I walk my drones every morning. 1.2303 0.04223 152 124 21 7
2623 I couldn’t wait any longer for jet packs. 1.2302 0.04488 139 114 18 7
2624 You look funny wearing suspenders 1.2302 0.04125 139 111 24 4
2625 The way I see it, you can either fear the future, or embrace it. 1.2302 0.03996 139 110 26 3
2626 Flying? Nah, my pants kept falling down. 1.2299 0.03771 174 140 28 6
2627 Everybody who is anybody in Silicon Valley is wearing these dude. 1.2298 0.04062 161 131 23 7
2628 We are testing out Amazon's "Heavy Package" delivery system. 1.2298 0.03866 161 129 27 5
2629 Your suspenders are so eighties. 1.2298 0.03552 161 126 33 2
2630 Best investment ever! I never got another dirty look after using the disabled toilet. 1.2298 0.04339 161 134 17 10
2631 Going up? 1.2297 0.03846 148 117 28 3
2632 It's called 'suspension of disbelief ', duh. 1.2297 0.04078 148 119 24 5
2633 ...Anyways, I could drone on and on about fashion. 1.2297 0.04078 148 119 24 5
2634 "They said no hover boards in public, so I decided for a hover belt instead! 1.2296 0.04198 135 108 23 4
2635 At least its handsfree 1.2296 0.04454 135 110 19 6
2636 I have given up on Public Transportation. Frank Buckley Boston, MA 1.2295 0.03731 183 148 28 7
2637 I could care less that the NSA will see everything, as long as they don't catch me with my pants down. 1.2295 0.03731 183 148 28 7
2638 It’s the millennial version of the hula hoop. 1.2295 0.03889 183 150 24 9
2639 It's usually pretty comfortable, but it got troublesome when my stalker hacked into them. 1.2294 0.04090 170 140 21 9
2640 Be careful: you're a hair away from getting a wedgie. 1.2294 0.04090 170 140 21 9
2641 This way I can be in the air twice as long. 1.2294 0.03916 170 138 25 7
2642 Some of our best minds have worked on self-lifting pants 1.2294 0.04090 170 140 21 9
2643 I’ll take you there faster than Uber. 1.2294 0.03916 170 138 25 7
2644 It's pretty hard to go to the bathroom like this._ 1.2294 0.04090 170 140 21 9
2645 So I says to him, “a little light in the loafers? Buddy, that’s just one of the many perks!” 1.2294 0.03916 170 138 25 7
2646 Got 'em online...dronespenders! 1.2294 0.04174 170 141 19 10
2647 And that was the last time my pants ever fell down in front on my girlfriend's patents. 1.2293 0.04226 157 129 20 8
2648 This is great! I am light on my feet and I don’t need a belt! 1.2293 0.04128 157 128 22 7
2649 I dropped off the package. Do you need a lift anywhere? 1.2293 0.04028 157 127 24 6
2650 Who needs suspenders? 1.2293 0.03926 157 126 26 5
2651 They were always slipping off my shoulders. 1.2293 0.03820 157 125 28 4
2652 my wife wanted proof I keep my pants on when I am not in her sight 1.2293 0.04226 157 129 20 8
2653 That's funny. No one's accused me of droning on before. 1.2292 0.04697 144 121 13 10
2654 I’m down ten pounds according to my scale! 1.2291 0.04025 179 148 21 10
2655 I’m kind of a next-gen belt-and-suspenders guy. 1.2291 0.03700 179 144 29 6
2656 If you're the belt-and-suspenders type, this isn't for you. 1.2289 0.03690 166 132 30 4
2657 I see you fell for the pitch from that slick-talking suspender salesman 1.2289 0.03976 166 135 24 7
2658 I put my pants on two legs at time. 1.2289 0.03690 166 132 30 4
2659 My new suspenders are great and don't dig into my collar bone. 1.2289 0.04156 166 137 20 9
2660 Flying pants are the new flying cars. 1.2289 0.03976 166 135 24 7
2661 Believe me; these drone suspenders will be the next big thing. 1.2289 0.04067 166 136 22 8
2662 See, I don’t have to wear a belt! 1.2288 0.04198 153 125 21 7
2663 ...and on top of that, it holds up my pants! 1.2288 0.04198 153 125 21 7
2664 They got rid of my terrible sense of insecurity. 1.2288 0.04095 153 124 23 6
2665 Hi there. Meet Narcissus and Echo, my two selfie drones. 1.2288 0.04300 153 126 19 8
2666 I adjust their height from an app. 1.2288 0.04300 153 126 19 8
2667 A meme is born! 1.2288 0.04399 153 127 17 9
2668 Google is giving away free smart-suspenders! 1.2287 0.03815 188 154 25 9
2669 It's the new version of power walking. 1.2286 0.03572 175 139 32 4
2670 It's a solar-powered V8 Bagel Slicer...what the heck did you think it was? 1.2286 0.03663 175 140 30 5
2671 You can hold your pants up any way you want, but I'm going drone. 1.2284 0.03844 162 130 27 5
2672 Well, once you use a restroom with these, you’ll never go back. 1.2284 0.04039 162 132 23 7
2673 I'm thinking now might be a good time to quit my job at Facebook 1.2284 0.03943 162 131 25 6
2674 The drone footage is a plus, but the suspense is killing me. 1.2284 0.04039 162 132 23 7
2675 Have you had your remote colonoscopy yet? 1.2284 0.03844 162 130 27 5
2676 My life was droning on...I just needed more suspense, ya know? 1.2284 0.03943 162 131 25 6
2677 You never know when you’ll need an alibi. 1.2284 0.03943 162 131 25 6
2678 It's not all about me. I'm filming the guy who's drawing me! 1.2282 0.04377 149 123 18 8
2679 I call them "Alfred" and "Hitchcock." 1.2282 0.04479 149 124 16 9
2680 As long as you're not concerned about practicality 1.2281 0.03895 171 139 25 7
2681 No, it's not ridiculous; it takes real talent and skill. In the 60s I would have appeared on the Ed Sullivan Show. 1.2281 0.03621 171 136 31 4
2682 They're great, but an extra pair of batteries is essential. 1.2281 0.03714 171 137 29 5
2683 Belts are old technology. 1.2281 0.03895 171 139 25 7
2684 I still wear the pants, she just suspends them. 1.2281 0.03806 171 138 27 6
2685 Those suspenders make you look so dated. 1.2281 0.03621 171 136 31 4
2686 What's with the suspenders? 1.2280 0.03745 193 158 26 9
2687 Actually it’s the other way around. The drones are flying me 1.2278 0.03903 158 127 26 5
2688 10kg! Gone, just like that! 1.2278 0.03681 180 145 29 6
2689 I find they’re great for improving my posture. 1.2276 0.04237 145 118 21 6
2690 You just need to remember not to wave people as you fly by. 1.2276 0.04349 145 119 19 7
2691 But do those help put ON your pants? 1.2276 0.04005 145 116 25 4
2692 They’re working drones — they actually enjoy it. 1.2276 0.04005 145 116 25 4
2693 Just suspend your disbelief! 1.2276 0.04237 145 118 21 6
2694 It's the newest version of rideshare. 1.2275 0.04133 167 138 20 9
2695 It’s the latest fashion design by Rube & Goldberg. 1.2275 0.03671 167 133 30 4
2696 nope, but it clears the sidewalk... 1.2275 0.04045 167 137 22 8
2697 My girlfriend wants to keep an eye on me 1.2275 0.03862 167 135 26 6
2698 Now, I just need to build a robot to unzip my fly because no human wants to. 1.2275 0.04387 167 141 14 12
2699 Helium and Gluten Free! 1.2275 0.04304 167 140 16 11
2700 My other car’s a unicorn. 1.2273 0.03857 154 123 27 4
2701 Damn it man, you've got to pull yourself up by your drones and move on! 1.2273 0.03965 154 124 25 5
2702 They're Amazon Basics. 1.2273 0.04174 154 126 21 7
2703 They keep my pants up, keep me cool in summer and live-stream it all. 1.2273 0.03965 154 124 25 5
2704 No, I just sweat a lot. 1.2273 0.04174 154 126 21 7
2705 Don’t worry - I promise that I won’t drone on! 1.2273 0.04174 154 126 21 7
2706 Why, for the same reason a fireman wear red suspenders. 1.2273 0.04174 154 126 21 7
2707 Trust me - once you have it, you'll never go back. 1.2270 0.03695 185 150 28 7
2708 A little over-engineered for a belt. You turn into a flasher when the batteries dies? 1.2270 0.03723 163 130 29 4
2709 Nanu, Nanu 1.2270 0.03921 163 132 25 6
2710 Where do you think Amazon got their idea? 1.2270 0.04110 163 134 21 8
2711 Cute, but suspenders are so old school 1.2270 0.03921 163 132 25 6
2712 At least sagging isn't a trend anymore. 1.2270 0.04195 141 114 22 5
2713 I gave up on suspenders 1.2267 0.03786 172 139 27 6
2714 Would you like me to drone on? 1.2267 0.03961 172 141 23 8
2715 Shutting down the drones confirms implied consent. 1.2267 0.03875 172 140 25 7
2716 If you're gonna drone on and on, I'm outa here! 1.2267 0.04046 172 142 21 9
2717 The first atomic wedgy was painful, but now I’ve gotten used to it. 1.2267 0.03408 172 135 35 2
2718 Yeah, they're techy and great to keep your pants up, but hell when you have to take a dump. 1.2267 0.03786 172 139 27 6
2719 If you fall from 100 feet in the air you get your money back. 1.2267 0.04030 150 121 24 5
2720 Security didn’t approve of my zipper in the no fly zone 1.2267 0.04139 150 122 22 6
2721 I don’t drone on and on and on, I only drone on and on! 1.2264 0.04178 159 131 20 8
2722 Come on, I'm headed that way. 1.2264 0.03983 159 129 24 6
2723 Do you even Drone, bro? 1.2264 0.03983 159 129 24 6
2724 I need to keep them on a leash in the city 1.2264 0.03983 159 129 24 6
2725 They say I have 10,546 steps today 1.2264 0.03882 159 128 26 5
2726 I gotta run, my suspenders need to be recharged every three hours. 1.2264 0.03882 159 128 26 5
2727 The price is right and they don't charge extra for luggage. 1.2264 0.03671 159 126 30 3
2728 I'm marketing it for prison breaks 1.2262 0.03933 168 137 24 7
2729 Here, take my hand. This is the future. 1.2262 0.03842 168 136 26 6
2730 You've heard of dueling banjos? 1.2262 0.03748 168 135 28 5
2731 Only $50 for a ten minute air view of New York City. 1.2262 0.03651 168 134 30 4
2732 Again.... Where do you think the loose screw must be? 1.2262 0.04023 168 138 22 8
2733 Download the new App "Amazon Fly" and get one day free 1.2260 0.03980 146 117 25 4
2734 What?! Haven’t you ever seen a high-tech wedgie? 1.2260 0.04322 146 120 19 7
2735 This is Elon Musk's latest innovation; I-GO, A Personal Transportation System. 1.2260 0.04097 146 118 23 5
2736 Things are ok...Still waiting for my personal security business to take off 1.2260 0.04322 146 120 19 7
2737 It's the sign of the times man and it even holds up your pants 1.2260 0.03714 177 143 28 6
2738 It holds up my pants, and the police haven't mugged me in weeks. 1.2260 0.03883 177 145 24 8
2739 Of course your pants stay up ... don't be ridiculous. 1.2260 0.03883 177 145 24 8
2740 When she left she said I droned on and on 1.2258 0.04149 155 127 21 7
2741 Since I got the software worked out, my pants have never felt so snug... 1.2258 0.04047 155 126 23 6
2742 -Yeah,my wife is not the most trusting engineer... 1.2258 0.03942 155 125 25 5
2743 I mean, I could go on forever about these things. 1.2258 0.04149 155 127 21 7
2744 Amigo, this President is really starting to piss me off. 1.2256 0.03900 164 133 25 6
2745 These are my Seeing Eye drones. 1.2256 0.03994 164 134 23 7
2746 Dude. You’re so old school. 1.2256 0.04178 164 136 19 9
2747 It’s a great way to get around town. If you don’t mind wedgies that is. 1.2256 0.03900 164 133 25 6
2748 Seriously, this is a hold up; hand over the wallet. You don't want to be pissing these guys off! 1.2256 0.03900 164 133 25 6
2749 After Joe’s one thoughtless affair, his wife developed an app that turned jeolosy into the mother of creativity. 1.2256 0.03994 164 134 23 7
2750 ...and the cherry on top of it all is: FREE HAIRCUTS! 1.2256 0.04178 164 136 19 9
2751 Everyone was making fun of my suspenders, so I got these instead. 1.2256 0.04351 133 108 20 5
2752 Welcome to the new mile high club! 1.2254 0.03854 173 141 25 7
2753 Belt and suspenders, so quaint. 1.2254 0.03921 142 113 26 3
2754 It’s great except for the Wedgie effect. 1.2254 0.04168 142 115 22 5
2755 ...in fact, I’m on my way to Larry King’s right now. 1.2252 0.04324 151 125 18 8
2756 You lose twenty pounds instantly 1.2252 0.04114 151 123 22 6
2757 Ya know, this wasn't what I thought they meant by using drones for delivery. 1.2252 0.04114 151 123 22 6
2758 Suspenders are for losers. 1.2252 0.04220 151 124 20 7
2759 It helps more than it hurts 1.2252 0.03894 151 121 26 4
2760 I feel eleven pounds lighter already and they are at just ten percent power. 1.2250 0.03757 160 128 28 4
2761 They can also take my pants off. Way better than plain old suspenders. 1.2250 0.04058 160 131 22 7
2762 "With these babies, your days of being pantsed in school will be over!" 1.2250 0.03960 160 130 24 6
2763 Drones, engage 'wedgie protocol.' 1.2250 0.04429 160 135 14 11
2764 Sure, where ever you want to go." 1.2250 0.04248 160 133 18 9
2765 How long is this guy gonna drone on? 1.2249 0.04088 169 140 20 9
2766 They may look funny, but they keep my pants up. 1.2249 0.03912 169 138 24 7
2767 Not only can I fly with these, they also keep my pants up! 1.2249 0.03728 169 136 28 5
2768 My wife finds the women’s version a little TOO uplifting. 1.2249 0.03728 169 136 28 5
2769 High tech meets the "Me Too!" movement. 1.2249 0.03728 169 136 28 5
2770 You'll never have to wear a belt again! 1.2247 0.03695 178 144 28 6
2771 Yo mama so fat, it takes 8 drones to carry her! 1.2247 0.03863 178 146 24 8
2772 What's wrong? that's the only color they have. 1.2245 0.04185 147 120 21 6
2773 Yes, they can get in the way, but can you think of a better way to keep your pants up? 1.2245 0.04185 147 120 21 6
2774 I like to watch myself watching others. 1.2245 0.03837 147 117 27 3
2775 Sure it's loud but I'm saving a fortune on belts 1.2244 0.04125 156 128 21 7
2776 I can see Russia from my house! 1.2244 0.03813 156 125 27 4
2777 No belts, no suspenders——//// Shark Tank here I come!!! 1.2244 0.04125 156 128 21 7
2778 Lose weight now. Ask me how. 1.2244 0.04024 156 127 23 6
2779 It's a new service called Druber 1.2242 0.03782 165 133 27 5
2780 Yeah it's an issue. Just use the handicap toilet. 1.2242 0.03973 165 135 23 7
2781 These suspenders soar past my expectations. 1.2241 0.03747 174 141 27 6
2782 It keeps my pants up and them out of commercial airspace. 1.2241 0.03920 174 143 23 8
2783 They’re definitely the new buzz! 1.2241 0.03834 174 142 25 7
2784 ‘...and when I need to undress, they blow them clean off.’ 1.2241 0.03834 174 142 25 7
2785 My commute will drop a lot. 1.2238 0.03897 143 114 26 3
2786 I don't know how I lived without them before. 1.2238 0.04259 143 117 20 6
2787 My GoFundMe page is already up to $69.50 1.2238 0.04373 143 118 18 7
2788 Ever since I was a kid I wanted to be able to leap over tall buildings. 1.2238 0.04259 143 117 20 6
2789 You’re really down to earth 1.2238 0.04485 143 119 16 8
2790 Helpful since I lost my ass in the stock market. 1.2238 0.04021 143 115 24 4
2791 I have a perfect safety record. Just hold on tightly. 1.2238 0.03897 143 114 26 3
2792 Wanna join me in disrupting the suspender-industrial-complex? 1.2238 0.04485 143 119 16 8
2793 The drones hold the suspenders tight which hold up my pants. It's supposed to be some cartoonist"s idea of a joke. 1.2237 0.04090 152 124 22 6
2794 What do you bet I can tell you where you live? 1.2237 0.03757 152 121 28 3
2795 ‘Traditional suspenders are so lame...I got mine at Sharper Image” 1.2237 0.03982 152 123 24 5
2796 Who'd have thought that walking your drones could be this easy? 1.2237 0.04298 152 126 18 8
2797 Belt...shmelt! 1.2237 0.03982 152 123 24 5
2798 So then I said, 'Let's be safe and put in a belt, suspenders and two quadcopter drones'. 1.2236 0.03838 161 130 26 5
2799 No really, they’re quite friendly once they get to know you. 1.2236 0.04035 161 132 22 7
2800 As long as these two are headed in the same direction, the wedgies are not that bad..."! 1.2236 0.03938 161 131 24 6
2801 I got the idea when I lost my belt and the ceiling fan broke. 1.2235 0.03801 170 138 26 6
2802 Nobody wanted to tell Dave that the drones weren’t the problem. 1.2235 0.03613 170 136 30 4
2803 Easy. I just downloaded the iSuspenders upgrade and now everything stays up! 1.2235 0.03613 170 136 30 4
2804 I wanted to be sure I used my degree to change the world, ya know? 1.2235 0.03590 179 144 30 5
2805 Well you try to find a vegan belt in Fargo. 1.2235 0.03843 179 147 24 8
2806 I’m sorry. Am I droning on? 1.2235 0.03924 179 148 22 9
2807 And so I've cut my commute to work by about twenty minutes. 1.2230 0.04456 139 115 17 7
2808 I used to wear a belt, but it's just not as intimidating." 1.2229 0.03791 157 126 27 4
2809 Come surveil with me. 1.2229 0.03569 157 124 31 2
2810 "They really force me to stay grounded." 1.2229 0.03682 157 125 29 3
2811 Buzz-feed told me it tightens your core. 1.2229 0.04001 157 128 23 6
2812 Online delivery sure is wonderful. 1.2229 0.03682 157 125 29 3
2813 The correct term is logistics specialist, not drone. 1.2229 0.03682 157 125 29 3
2814 Just wait! This is gonna work. 1.2229 0.04042 166 137 21 8
2815 Hi, I am Jeff. I work in the services department at Amazon. 1.2229 0.04132 166 138 19 9
2816 I wanted to go for a little sharper image. 1.2229 0.03761 166 134 27 5
2817 I got them for half price from the NSA website 1.2229 0.03951 166 136 23 7
2818 Hang on, I’m Uber man! 1.2229 0.03857 166 135 25 6
2819 It’s my way out . 1.2229 0.03761 166 134 27 5
2820 A hundred bucks for the first 3 minutes, fifty bucks each minute thereafter. Self-directed, ride at your own risk. 1.2229 0.03547 175 140 31 4
2821 Yes, my trousers are indeed made of a very very heavy material. Why do you ask? 1.2229 0.03900 175 144 23 8
2822 I could use a belt, but I also drink bottled water, wait in line to buy brewed coffee and purchase books I can otherwise read for free at the library. 1.2228 0.03848 184 152 23 9
2823 It may seem excessive but it does hold my pants up. 1.2222 0.03781 171 139 26 6
2824 They said this is a 'no-fly' zone. 1.2222 0.04293 135 110 20 5
2825 Cool shoes though, buddy. 1.2222 0.03781 171 139 26 6
2826 They want to keep current with the drone delivery trend but maintain the personal touch. 1.2222 0.03781 171 139 26 6
2827 I can’t stand people who drone on and on 1.2222 0.04170 153 126 20 7
2828 Your suspenders are so yesterday. 1.2222 0.03715 162 130 28 4
2829 Yeah fake, but muggers still keep away. 1.2222 0.04066 153 125 22 6
2830 I have sensitive shoulders. 1.2222 0.03817 162 131 26 5
2831 I can prove I did not have sexual relations with that woman. 1.2222 0.04013 162 133 22 7
2832 Why wait for self-driving cars when I can fly?! 1.2222 0.04066 153 125 22 6
2833 Your suspenders scream "I have no butt!" I just look like a regular guy out walking his surveillance drones. 1.2222 0.04013 162 133 22 7
2834 On the minus side, they report on my waist-line. 1.2222 0.03959 171 141 22 8
2835 Suspenders are a thing of the past my friend! 1.2222 0.04116 144 117 22 5
2836 You ordered an explanation of why you need one-hour free shipping? 1.2222 0.03871 171 140 24 7
2837 Some folks just drone on forever. 1.2222 0.03689 171 138 28 5
2838 Yes, money well spent; never fails to attract daring women." 1.2222 0.04013 162 133 22 7
2839 I hate rush-hour traffic jams, and I can park on the roof! 1.2216 0.03407 194 156 33 5
2840 A rise in my voice makes them go higher, and conversely. 1.2216 0.03708 194 160 25 9
2841 They're way better than a jet pack. 1.2216 0.03673 185 151 27 7
2842 Will drone for food. 1.2216 0.03620 176 142 29 5
2843 Oh don't worry, they're just holding up my pants, not looking down yours. 1.2216 0.03620 176 142 29 5
2844 They're even WiFi enabled. 1.2216 0.03962 176 146 21 9
2845 Alexa, set a reminder to never be as lame as this guy. 1.2216 0.03880 176 145 23 8
2846 It's my solution to the L train shut down. 1.2216 0.03795 176 144 25 7
2847 Up, up and away- OOW! 1.2216 0.04020 167 138 21 8
2848 They keep the ladies in suspense. 1.2216 0.03929 167 137 23 7
2849 When I signed up to work for Amazon's IT program, I never thought they would actually be delivering me." 1.2216 0.03741 167 135 27 5
2850 One just wouldn't keep my pants up. 1.2216 0.04196 167 140 17 10
2851 Guardian Angel? I'm your guy in the sky! 1.2215 0.03875 158 128 25 5
2852 You and I are really not so different. 1.2215 0.03875 158 128 25 5
2853 Do you ever get the feeling you're being watched? 1.2215 0.03769 158 127 27 4
2854 If one drone can carry mail, 2 drones can carry male! 1.2215 0.04271 158 132 17 9
2855 Wanna dronepool? 1.2215 0.03769 158 127 27 4
2856 Trust me, with girls it works better even than my best pick up line! 1.2215 0.03875 158 128 25 5
2857 Next? They claim it's back to the nest to feed their young. 1.2215 0.03875 158 128 25 5
2858 My prices are just as competitive as Uber's. 1.2215 0.04078 158 130 21 7
2859 We wanted to get people's reactions--from two angles--of seeing me floating through the air peering into their windows. 1.2215 0.03769 158 127 27 4
2860 You'll never need suspenders OR a belt again! 1.2215 0.03875 158 128 25 5
2861 Stop droning on about your new suspenders! 1.2215 0.03909 149 120 25 4
2862 I got a new gig with Amazon after the Inspector Gadget thing dried up. 1.2215 0.03909 149 120 25 4
2863 One click and they drop to my ankles. Do you think calling it Predator Drone™ is a little too on-the-nose? 1.2215 0.04243 149 123 19 7
2864 Ten bucks and I can deliver you from evil. 1.2215 0.04134 149 122 21 6
2865 I'm taking self-examination to a whole new level. 1.2215 0.04023 149 121 23 5
2866 Say! You look like a fellow who might be interested in hearing about the latest in pants-not-falling-down technology! 1.2215 0.04134 149 122 21 6
2867 See? Nothing to be afraid of...they're here to help! 1.2214 0.04309 140 115 19 6
2868 Just go to Drone-on-Loan.com to order a ride. It gets you there a lot faster than Uber, and you don’t need to make small talk with the driver. 1.2214 0.04188 140 114 21 5
2869 At least I won't have to wear suspenders anymore. 1.2214 0.04238 131 106 21 4
2870 My wife's bra really lifts and separates. 1.2213 0.04434 122 99 19 4
2871 We don't call it "Über" for nothing. 1.2211 0.03683 190 156 26 8
2872 They spy on my every move but, honestly, it's a fair trade off when you think of it. 1.2210 0.03554 181 146 30 5
2873 The Clark Kent model features Lift-off. 1.2210 0.03723 181 148 26 7
2874 suspenders are out, drones are in. 1.2210 0.03805 181 149 24 8
2875 I'm lighter. It's as simple at that. I won't drone on. 1.2209 0.03938 172 142 22 8
2876 Frankly, I lost a bet. Now I have to wear this high tech wedgie all day. 1.2209 0.03850 172 141 24 7
2877 Come fly with me. 1.2209 0.03761 172 140 26 6
2878 No insurance company in their right mind would issue me a policy. 1.2209 0.03796 163 132 26 5
2879 Can you spare a couple of bucks? I haven't had a new battery in days. 1.2209 0.03990 163 134 22 7
2880 There's a fortune to be made in virtual standing around. 1.2209 0.03796 163 132 26 5
2881 They keep the pickpockets at bay. 1.2208 0.03826 154 124 26 4
2882 What!? I can't hear you! 1.2208 0.03936 154 125 24 5
2883 I saw a story about peeping toms using drones to record people through their windows and a light bulb went off 1.2208 0.04247 154 128 18 8
2884 My lawyer got this for me. It saves me from possible lawsuits. 1.2208 0.04247 154 128 18 8
2885 Excuse me sir, do you have a minute to discuss the policy on drone conservation? 1.2208 0.04247 154 128 18 8
2886 Ah, those are so obsolete. You have to get the new and improved suspenders. 1.2208 0.03936 154 125 24 5
2887 They mainly hold my pants up. 1.2208 0.03936 154 125 24 5
2888 Yeah? Well, I'm tired of you droning on about your stupid suspenders. 1.2208 0.03826 154 124 26 4
2889 I'm not waiting any longer for jet packs. 1.2207 0.04206 145 119 20 6
2890 It beats a chaise lounge lawn chair and a wag of helium balloons. 1.2207 0.03849 145 116 26 3
2891 You don't have Flutter yet?! Everybody is connecting with this social media! 1.2207 0.03972 145 117 24 4
2892 I tell ya,come holiday time,this will sell faster than the latest iphone. 1.2206 0.04134 136 110 22 4
2893 And I don’t have to wear suspenders. 1.2204 0.03655 186 152 27 7
2894 Stop me if I’m just droning on. 1.2203 0.04023 177 148 19 10
2895 I quit my day job to webcast real time The Adventures of DroneMan . 1.2203 0.03776 177 145 25 7
2896 I'm just the launch site. I don't determine where the drones go. 1.2202 0.03816 168 137 25 6
2897 They’ll make belts obsolete by 2020. 1.2202 0.03908 168 138 23 7
2898 Dude, I can clear a restaurant waiting line in two seconds! 1.2202 0.03816 168 137 25 6
2899 Man, that's old school! 1.2202 0.03624 168 135 29 4
2900 And he droaned on and on and on... 1.2201 0.04054 159 131 21 7
2901 I'm telling you man, it's the chastity belt of the future 1.2201 0.03853 159 129 25 5
2902 Don’t leave me hanging... 1.2201 0.03748 159 128 27 4
2903 See, geeks can be hip. 1.2201 0.04151 159 132 19 8
2904 I'll admit they're noisy, but you can't beat the support. 1.2201 0.03748 159 128 27 4
2905 Trust me - it's a lot easier than asking my wife if she's having an affair! 1.2201 0.04151 159 132 19 8
2906 I'm not taking off. I just landed. 1.2201 0.03853 159 129 25 5
2907 Yeah, its our new "Low Price, No frills" option for Lyft. 1.2201 0.04054 159 131 21 7
2908 Each one makes you weigh 20 pounds less. 1.2200 0.03768 150 120 27 3
2909 This top of the line pickpocket deterring model is going to like totally disrupt the suspenders market, Bro. 1.2200 0.03885 150 121 25 4
2910 Yes, and they also double as personal cooling devices 1.2200 0.03768 150 120 27 3
2911 My viewership doubled when I added the second stream option. 1.2199 0.04161 141 115 21 5
2912 I lost 20 pounds. 1.2198 0.03786 182 150 24 8
2913 I'm not just a member of the hands-free pants adjustment club for men, I'm the president. 1.2197 0.04085 173 145 18 10
2914 Suspenders are so...conspicuous! 1.2197 0.03830 173 142 24 7
2915 Dude. Your suspenders are, like, so 2017. 1.2197 0.03741 173 141 26 6
2916 No one can accuse me of not being open about my voyeurism. 1.2197 0.04002 173 144 20 9
2917 I don't have to stop walking when I get to a cross street with a "Don't Walk" sign. 1.2195 0.03775 164 133 26 5
2918 "They not provide security, they lift and separate. 1.2195 0.04153 164 137 18 9
2919 When you go out on a date these days you can't be too careful 1.2195 0.03775 164 133 26 5
2920 Yes, I do have all the support I need. Thanks! 1.2195 0.03968 164 135 22 7
2921 I've been droning on all day. How are you? 1.2195 0.03873 164 134 24 6
2922 "Well, the only problem is that it is a bit tricky to land them in the toilet." 1.2194 0.04222 155 129 18 8
2923 My psychiatrist recommended I keep tabs on myself. Clever Huh? 1.2194 0.03913 155 126 24 5
2924 You'll love keeping your belt at the perfect height. 1.2194 0.03692 155 124 28 3
2925 Brace yourself. Big Brother is watching. 1.2194 0.04018 155 127 22 6
2926 No, man! Suspenders! And instantly adjustable. 1.2194 0.03692 155 124 28 3
2927 I wouldn’t be caught dead wearing suspenders! 1.2194 0.04222 155 129 18 8
2928 It takes two seconds! first you download the software, then install the program, (but you need a couple of add-ons to make the rotors light up) and you can even add songs and have audio books blaring while you walk! 1.2194 0.03913 155 126 24 5
2929 They hold up my pants *and* airport security lines. 1.2194 0.04018 155 127 22 6
2930 You'd think so... except now I gotta take a dump, and I left the joystick in an Uber. 1.2194 0.04320 155 130 16 9
2931 Only trouble is.... when I want a pee.... 1.2192 0.04180 146 120 20 6
2932 ...and I only need to recharge them 20 times a day 1.2192 0.03826 146 117 26 3
2933 I call it the suspendrone 1.2191 0.03494 178 143 31 4
2934 I'm recording my weight so I can watch it later. 1.2191 0.03840 178 147 23 8
2935 I can leap tall buildings in a double bound. 1.2191 0.03756 178 146 25 7
2936 Amazon Giveth and Taketh 1.2190 0.04107 137 111 22 4
2937 You like? Just 25 more payments and I'll be getting the new iGarters. 1.2189 0.03795 169 138 25 6
2938 Yeah! Honest. Really. Keeps my pants up and my feet light. 1.2189 0.03701 169 137 27 5
2939 Take my hand “ We will be back before you know it 1.2188 0.04128 160 133 19 8
2940 Take me to your leader 1.2188 0.03831 160 130 25 5
2941 I always hated how those things wrinkled my shirts. 1.2188 0.03933 160 131 23 6
2942 I was an the electronics store, and they followed me around.... 1.2186 0.03686 183 150 26 7
2943 It's part of Amazon's new pick-pocketing program 1.2186 0.03520 183 148 30 5
2944 Think of it; I'll always know if my fly is open. 1.2185 0.03975 151 123 23 5
2945 Once you get past the airborne wedgies, you'll love them. 1.2185 0.04085 151 124 21 6
2946 Amazon's white glove delivery. 1.2184 0.03722 174 142 26 6
2947 See, the right one takes you up and the left one takes you, like, wherever. 1.2184 0.03722 174 142 26 6
2948 I’m sure you’ve heard the buzz about these new suspenders. 1.2183 0.04370 142 118 17 7
2949 Wait till you see what they do with my underwear! 1.2182 0.03852 165 135 24 6
2950 Imagine being able to literally look down on all the sinners! 1.2182 0.03655 165 133 28 4
2951 Who would want to hack those? 1.2181 0.03540 188 153 29 6
2952 Yes, they can record video, but I still call them my fan belt. 1.2179 0.04097 156 129 20 7
2953 They’re also great for putting on bow ties! 1.2179 0.03995 156 128 22 6
2954 Self Sticks are so last year. 1.2179 0.03782 156 126 26 4
2955 But the warrantee is voided if you spin around really fast. 1.2179 0.03890 156 127 24 5
2956 It's the best weight loss program yet! 1.2176 0.03682 170 138 27 5
2957 I realized that a belt and suspenders just wasn't enough for me. 1.2176 0.03775 170 139 25 6
2958 Ever been pantsed by a robot dog? 1.2176 0.03586 170 137 29 4
2959 Hey, nobody can sneak up on me, *and* they keep my pants up. 1.2176 0.03682 170 138 27 5
2960 Ever had one of those days you feel light as a feather 1.2174 0.03707 161 130 27 4
2961 Well, you never know when you're going to need a back-up drone. 1.2174 0.03910 161 132 23 6
2962 You're just so 20th century. 1.2174 0.04008 161 133 21 7
2963 It's perfectly safe. I've taped over the wedgie switch. 1.2174 0.03707 161 130 27 4
2964 Fast fashion. Everyone's talking about it. 1.2174 0.03707 161 130 27 4
2965 I don’t know-they follow me everywhere! 1.2174 0.03586 184 150 28 6
2966 You get them free now when you sign up for FaceBook. 1.2171 0.03960 175 146 20 9
2967 It's a lot better than Facebook. I see what is really happening all around all of the time. 1.2171 0.03790 175 144 24 7
2968 If it stops a complete stranger from telling you your fly is down, I say, why not? 1.2171 0.03790 175 144 24 7
2969 I didn’t know they would be this big 1.2171 0.03724 152 122 27 3
2970 My friends tell me that I just drone on and on and on. So.... 1.2171 0.04269 152 127 17 8
2971 That's your problem, Paul, you don't appreciate style over substance. 1.2169 0.04017 166 138 20 8
2972 Don't give me that look. I'm working my way to "Beam me up". 1.2169 0.03831 166 136 24 6
2973 They’re going to be half price on Black Friday. 1.2169 0.04017 166 138 20 8
2974 Embrace the future. 1.2169 0.03734 166 135 26 5
2975 So far, they only come in “Small” and low. 1.2169 0.03635 166 134 28 4
2976 ...and he stood there and droned on and on about his suspenders 1.2169 0.03925 166 137 22 7
2977 Don't worry these can lift the both of us. 1.2168 0.03862 143 115 25 3
2978 Suspenders are passe--people also used to think they couldn't live without buggy whips. 1.2168 0.03987 143 116 23 4
2979 That feeling that the world is pressing down on you... I realized it was the suspenders! 1.2167 0.03368 180 144 33 3
2980 When belt and suspenders isn't enough 1.2167 0.03718 180 148 25 7
2981 I bet the suspense is killing you. 1.2166 0.03537 157 125 30 2
2982 I can program one of these babies to give anyone in the city a wedgie in 30 minutes or less! 1.2166 0.04172 157 131 18 8
2983 You won't get anywhere with those ! 1.2166 0.04269 157 132 16 9
2984 Now the boss knows I DO have get-up-and-go. 1.2164 0.04285 134 110 19 5
2985 Are you even listening to me?" 1.2164 0.04414 134 111 17 6
2986 Yeah the crew cut wasn't by design… gotta lose the elastic suspenders. 1.2164 0.03846 171 141 23 7
2987 I like to be sure I can view any situation from all angles. 1.2164 0.03662 171 139 27 5
2988 So, it's a deal? I'll take the high road and you take the low road, and I'll get to Starbucks before you. 1.2164 0.04021 171 143 19 9
2989 To be frank, Carl, I'm not surprised the FAA didn't suspend me first. 1.2164 0.03755 171 140 25 6
2990 It’s cheaper and faster than commercial! 1.2164 0.03662 171 139 27 5
2991 Belts and suspenders are so yesterday. 1.2164 0.03662 171 139 27 5
2992 Saw these in a GQ ad and had to have them. 1.2162 0.04016 148 121 22 5
2993 Who needs a belt? 1.2162 0.04016 148 121 22 5
2994 My wife's psychiatrist assures us that this is a best way to save our marriage. 1.2162 0.03400 185 149 32 4
2995 I'm Elon Musk. I've just invented personal transportation that is more affordable than Space-X. I calling it A-Wedgie. 1.2160 0.03889 162 133 23 6
2996 I just finally had it with my pants hanging below my hips. 1.2160 0.03889 162 133 23 6
2997 Just be careful when hailing a cab. 1.2160 0.03686 162 131 27 4
2998 Brooks Brothers, why? 1.2160 0.04081 162 135 19 8
2999 So now I can tell my father that I'm actually rising up in the world! 1.2159 0.03684 176 144 26 6
3000 You’re so 20th century. 1.2159 0.03595 176 143 28 5
3001 And these are my parents, Sue and Tom. 1.2159 0.03856 176 146 22 8
3002 From Tom Potter: "And they come with voice recognition, preprogrammed tension control, Internet connectivity, built-in GPS, and downloadable dance moves. 1.2159 0.03771 176 145 24 7
3003 Suspender Uber 1.2159 0.03503 176 142 30 4
3004 It's "belt and suspenders" for the 21st century! 1.2159 0.03684 176 144 26 6
3005 It's a new ride service from Amazon. Take my hand. Then I'll click my heels three times. 1.2159 0.03856 176 146 22 8
3006 I'm taking the selfie to new heights. 1.2158 0.03923 139 112 24 3
3007 This way I can avoid the baggage fee. 1.2157 0.03928 153 125 23 5
3008 And there you are, using your own shoulders like a sucker. 1.2157 0.03817 153 124 25 4
3009 That’s going to hurt if they let go. 1.2157 0.04036 153 126 21 6
3010 Analog suspenders seem so "Luddite". 1.2157 0.04036 153 126 21 6
3011 I hate to drone on like this... 1.2157 0.03928 153 125 23 5
3012 This is the future of fashion dude, if you don't mind an occasional wedgie. 1.2156 0.03714 167 136 26 5
3013 It’s also great for hot days! 1.2156 0.03810 167 137 24 6
3014 They’re leashed and yes I do scoop their poop 1.2156 0.03903 167 138 22 7
3015 Belts are so 2017. 1.2155 0.03530 181 147 29 5
3016 Selfie drones. Think they‘ll fly? 1.2155 0.03616 181 148 27 6
3017 you, know, just in case" 1.2155 0.03700 181 149 25 7
3018 Trust me, it's even better than viagra! 1.2155 0.03782 181 150 23 8
3019 Next comes the Superman suit. 1.2154 0.03290 195 157 34 4
3020 NexGen Suspenders 1.2153 0.04314 144 120 17 7
3021 The employment agency said it was a job where I could drone on and on. 1.2153 0.03962 144 117 23 4
3022 His new suspenders were just one more thing that Mike loved to drone on about. 1.2152 0.04148 158 132 18 8
3023 Come on man, just shake my hand! 1.2152 0.03949 158 130 22 6
3024 A strong belt is the key. Those suspenders are useless. 1.2152 0.03949 158 130 22 6
3025 I hate belts, and my kids insist suspenders are not cool. 1.2152 0.03630 158 127 28 3
3026 Drone-spenders. It's the hot accessory in men's fashion! 1.2152 0.04050 158 131 20 7
3027 You’re the dummy who’s walking around without any surveillance! 1.2152 0.03517 158 126 30 2
3028 It’s the new “Uber Pool” ... grab my hand. 1.2152 0.03846 158 129 24 5
3029 What!?!? You haven’t seen drone suspenders? 1.2152 0.03846 158 129 24 5
3030 Are those new shoes? 1.2151 0.03913 172 143 21 8
3031 I can drone on all night if I need to. 1.2151 0.03825 172 142 23 7
3032 I FELT SUSPENDERS MADE TOO BIG A FASHION STATEMENT. 1.2151 0.03913 172 143 21 8
3033 I know that is traditional - but can your suspenders provide full three dimensional awareness? 1.2151 0.03735 172 141 25 6
3034 So that’s how these work. 1.2151 0.03632 186 153 26 7
3035 I asked my phone for a pick-me-up, then this happened. 1.2148 0.04256 135 111 19 5
3036 It’s a little uncomfortable but it sure beats the traffic on the GWB. 1.2148 0.04103 149 123 20 6
3037 I've lost so much weight since the drones took over 1.2148 0.04212 149 124 18 7
3038 Kinda suspends disbelief don’t they?! 1.2148 0.03876 149 121 24 4
3039 The 1990's called, they want their suspenders back. 1.2148 0.03757 149 120 26 3
3040 It helps me get out of conversations I don't want to continue, like this one. 1.2148 0.03876 149 121 24 4
3041 Can your suspenders eliminate rush hour traffic??? 1.2147 0.03867 163 134 23 6
3042 Men of color can't be too safe these days. 1.2147 0.03964 163 135 21 7
3043 They're great - though they chatter a bit in the mens' room. 1.2147 0.03561 163 131 29 3
3044 These multitasking suspenders aren't as cool as they look. The wedgies during updrafts are killers. 1.2147 0.03666 163 132 27 4
3045 Working on zipping up the fly. 1.2147 0.03919 177 148 20 9
3046 Looks weird but it holds my pants up 1.2147 0.03665 177 145 26 6
3047 Where are YOUR drone-me-up suspenders, Scotty? 1.2147 0.03665 177 145 26 6
3048 Belt AND suspenders? MY pants used to keep falling down, too. 1.2143 0.03882 168 139 22 7
3049 I know, cool huh? But my wife says, I just drone on and on! 1.2143 0.04012 154 127 21 6
3050 I know you voted for him, but I'm telling you, his stupid wall won't work." 1.2143 0.03789 168 138 24 6
3051 I can sense your disbelief. 1.2143 0.03905 154 126 23 5
3052 Well, we all knew suspenders were due for an up-date. 1.2143 0.04028 140 114 22 4
3053 It was a gift from my wife.... 1.2143 0.03905 154 126 23 5
3054 Saved a bundle of money on a plane ticket plus they keep my pants up. 1.2143 0.03496 168 135 30 3
3055 Once you get used to the constant buzzing, these new suspenders are a dream! You have high ceilings, right? 1.2143 0.03694 168 137 26 5
3056 I used to wear a belt AND suspenders. 1.2143 0.03795 154 125 25 4
3057 I'm one level up from a black belt 1.2143 0.03795 154 125 25 4
3058 This is the only way my wife lets me go out in public. 1.2143 0.04234 168 143 14 11
3059 Do you believe what they say, that we're always being watched? 1.2143 0.03681 182 150 25 7
3060 I could drone on and on... 1.2143 0.03973 168 140 20 8
3061 The way the world is going, belts and suspenders are simply not enough... 1.2143 0.03905 154 126 23 5
3062 It's part of an Unmanned Apparel System. 1.2143 0.03596 168 136 28 4
3063 My way of getting around those slow-walking tourists. 1.2143 0.03596 168 136 28 4
3064 It’s the belt of the future!” 1.2139 0.03615 187 154 26 7
3065 You oughtta see me dance. 1.2139 0.03716 173 142 25 6
3066 Jeez, this guy is just keeps droning on and on. 1.2139 0.03893 173 144 21 8
3067 It lets me avoid the traffic caused by all the Uber drivers. 1.2139 0.03805 173 143 23 7
3068 The bad news? Your wife is having an affair. The good news? I can go from the sidewalk to the Trump Tower penthouse in 15 seconds flat. 1.2139 0.03978 173 145 19 9
3069 It's like Uber, but for suspenders. 1.2139 0.03716 173 142 25 6
3070 Dude - red suspenders are so last century! 1.2138 0.04313 159 135 14 10
3071 That's right Doug , Drone Suspenders , got 'em on you guessed it , Amazon. 1.2138 0.04027 159 132 20 7
3072 What do you mean my life insurance lapsed? 1.2138 0.04397 145 122 15 8
3073 ... and then, outta the clear blue sky ... geese! 1.2137 0.03908 131 105 24 2
3074 How else can I document my life for social media? 1.2135 0.03816 178 148 22 8
3075 I'm not taking any chances with my probation this time. 1.2134 0.03942 164 136 21 7
3076 ... and changing clothes is a breeze! 1.2134 0.03845 164 135 23 6
3077 Never tell the NSA that, you've got nothing to hide. 1.2134 0.03845 164 135 23 6
3078 Definitely old school. 1.2134 0.03747 164 134 25 5
3079 But think how much I'll save on belts. 1.2134 0.03845 164 135 23 6
3080 i'm pullin' myself up by the drone straps 1.2133 0.04187 150 125 18 7
3081 This is the new Tinder 1.2131 0.03744 183 152 23 8
3082 I think the proper term is neo-retro... 1.2130 0.03674 169 138 26 5
3083 This rig takes me places I'd never get to on my own. 1.2130 0.03577 169 137 28 4
3084 Come on. This’ll beat the sightseeing city tour by bus. 1.2129 0.03773 155 126 25 4
3085 See, I told you you could get anything on Amazon. 1.2129 0.03989 155 128 21 6
3086 Please don't tell me that I keep droning on. 1.2129 0.03660 155 125 27 3
3087 And free shipping that arrives two weeks before you place your order 1.2129 0.04193 155 130 17 8
3088 I'm the personal trainer you ordered from the in flight magazine... 1.2128 0.04365 141 118 16 7
3089 MILKSHAKE by drone? I was told to deliver a handshake. 1.2126 0.04040 174 147 17 10
3090 It's just like suspended animation, only different. 1.2126 0.03512 174 141 29 4
3091 And I only have to charge them every three hours! 1.2126 0.03697 174 143 25 6
3092 And then she said blah, blah, blah and just kept droning on. So I said you want drone..I'll give you drone. 1.2126 0.03697 174 143 25 6
3093 I'm saving a fortune on shoes and belts." 1.2125 0.03802 160 131 24 5
3094 It gives new meaning to the term “suspenders”. 1.2125 0.03697 160 130 26 4
3095 A little more expensive than your suspenders, but mine can not only hold up my trousers, but also take me across busy intersection 1.2125 0.03363 160 127 32 1
3096 Also a drug-free ED solution. 1.2125 0.04003 160 133 20 7
3097 Get with the times, dude 1.2124 0.03378 193 157 31 5
3098 My pants will fly. 1.2123 0.04032 146 120 21 5
3099 You can’t be too careful. 1.2123 0.04148 146 121 19 6
3100 Take your pick, hardly been flown, both owned by a little old lady on the west side. 1.2123 0.04260 146 122 17 7
3101 The delivery was free, but the installation cost extra. 1.2123 0.03540 179 146 28 5
3102 It's the best solution I could think of the cure my plumber's crack problem 1.2123 0.03797 179 149 22 8
3103 They keep me grounded. 1.2121 0.03920 165 137 21 7
3104 Grab hold; no surcharge at this hour. 1.2121 0.03726 165 135 25 5
3105 My brother and I are aeronautical engineers 1.2121 0.03920 165 137 21 7
3106 I'm still trying to iron out some kinks. It plays havoc with womens' skirts. 1.2121 0.03920 165 137 21 7
3107 They said it would give my pants a lift 1.2121 0.03726 165 135 25 5
3108 Amazon screwed-up my order. 1.2121 0.04104 165 139 17 9
3109 I can’t wait to watch the footage, the suspense is killing me 1.2121 0.03824 165 136 23 6
3110 Nice to meet another anti-beltist. 1.2119 0.03592 151 121 28 2
3111 It’s just a prototype, but the “Wedgie-2000” is the President’s latest plan for the media. 1.2119 0.03830 151 123 24 4
3112 I have another drone for the selfies. 1.2119 0.03830 151 123 24 4
3113 Watch this. The anti-wedgie firmware is about to pay for itself! 1.2119 0.03943 151 124 22 5
3114 I could drone on like this forever, but I gotta go to work. See you later. 1.2119 0.03830 151 123 24 4
3115 Get with the times! UBER is now old school! 1.2118 0.03841 170 141 22 7
3116 Its imperative that I have every angle covered 1.2118 0.03558 170 138 28 4
3117 Send me up to the 17th floor. I think my wife's cheating on me. 1.2118 0.03357 170 136 32 2
3118 Do these suspenders make me look taller or what? 1.2115 0.03751 156 127 25 4
3119 Waiting for a lift? UpYours is MY brand and I can drone on and on at any cocktail party. 1.2115 0.03523 156 125 29 2
3120 They actually get me around way faster than my hoverboard! 1.2115 0.03751 156 127 25 4
3121 Hey, man, you can just fly over that Midtown traffic during the week. 1.2115 0.03751 156 127 25 4
3122 Dude, you're still a slave to those things? 1.2115 0.03523 156 125 29 2
3123 Not great for funerals. 1.2115 0.03965 156 129 21 6
3124 Fashion week and fleet week merged this year. 1.2115 0.03860 156 128 23 5
3125 It's my day to check in at the weight loss clinic. 1.2115 0.03965 156 129 21 6
3126 It's cheaper than taking a cab! 1.2115 0.04267 156 132 15 9
3127 It's all part of my campaign, "Everyday uses of technology," but I'll admit it's tight in public bathrooms. 1.2113 0.04100 142 117 20 5
3128 Sometimes it's belt and suspenders and sometimes it's just get me the heck out of here. 1.2113 0.04220 142 118 18 6
3129 They didn't have pants my size so I improvised 1.2113 0.03977 142 116 22 4
3130 My new suspenders ! 1.2112 0.03882 161 133 22 6
3131 They keep me suspended in animation. 1.2112 0.03981 161 134 20 7
3132 Anything you tell me will be kept strictly confidential. 1.2112 0.03677 161 131 26 4
3133 If I wore belt with suspenders, people would think I was insecure. 1.2112 0.03781 161 132 24 5
3134 Dude, no way are any of the new suspender apps going to work with those. 1.2109 0.04122 147 122 19 6
3135 I get this one on Shark Tank and suspenders are as good as dead!" 1.2109 0.04342 147 124 15 8
3136 They keep my pants up, and there's no shoulder pressure. 1.2109 0.04007 147 121 21 5
3137 Cartoonists call this ' suspenders animation'. 1.2108 0.03606 166 135 27 4
3138 Don't worry. It's just a day trip. 1.2108 0.03504 166 134 29 3
3139 I'm on selfie 24/7 mode. 1.2108 0.03803 166 137 23 6
3140 Look at those ancient suspenders... get with the times, ​man. 1.2108 0.03606 166 135 27 4
3141 If you can get passed not being able to go through doors, it's actually a great idea. 1.2108 0.03803 166 137 23 6
3142 Belt, suspenders & Beyond.... 1.2108 0.03898 166 138 21 7
3143 Yes, I'm aware of the risks of product upgrades. 1.2108 0.03606 166 135 27 4
3144 Well Dude, how else do you get them to cross in the back? 1.2105 0.03441 171 138 30 3
3145 The drones noticed my pants were falling down. 1.2105 0.03540 171 139 28 4
3146 Get it, they're suspenders! 1.2105 0.03729 171 141 24 6
3147 My new neighbor told me to drop in any time. 1.2105 0.03235 171 136 34 1
3148 Unlike you, I don’t need suspenders. 1.2105 0.03909 171 143 20 8
3149 I told you they have an active return policy. 1.2105 0.03729 171 141 24 6
3150 It only gets awkward, during recharging. 1.2105 0.03340 171 137 32 2
3151 One word, my friend. Aerodynamics. 1.2105 0.03820 171 142 22 7
3152 Pairs well with suspenders. Belt? Not so much. 1.2102 0.03476 176 143 29 4
3153 Oh these? They’re the latest in wearable-technology. 1.2102 0.03569 176 144 27 5
3154 Didn't you get the hipster memo? Moronic is the new ironic." 1.2102 0.03832 176 147 21 8
3155 I always carry some extra pocket money when it's windy so I can catch Greyhound coming back. 1.2102 0.04044 157 131 19 7
3156 With these, I get a whole different point of view!" 1.2102 0.04242 157 133 15 9
3157 It's pretty controversial, but my work involves engineering jeans 1.2102 0.04044 157 131 19 7
3158 GET WITH IT! THIS IS THE QUICKEST WAY TO GET UP IN THE WORLD 1.2102 0.03837 157 129 23 5
3159 Atomic wedgie is so 1980s, this is a drone wedgie. 1.2102 0.04044 157 131 19 7
3160 I am not the typical fly-by-night sales guy! 1.2101 0.04297 138 115 17 6
3161 This suspense is going to kill me. 1.2101 0.04536 138 117 13 8
3162 Hello, I'm Todd. I'm flying for State Senator. 1.2099 0.03416 181 147 30 4
3163 Who could resist a two-for-one sale? 1.2099 0.03591 181 149 26 6
3164 I only have a short commute. 1.2099 0.03676 181 150 24 7
3165 Joe couldn’t wait for the light to change to escape the guy droning on and on about himself. 1.2099 0.03676 181 150 24 7
3166 Why does a fireman wear red suspenders? I rest my case. 1.2099 0.03505 181 148 28 5
3167 My pants kept falling down! 1.2099 0.03760 162 133 24 5
3168 You look like an idiot. 1.2097 0.03689 186 155 23 8
3169 If you buy now, we'll throw in a complimentary haircut. 1.2096 0.03783 167 138 23 6
3170 I'm testing out the search and suspend mode. 1.2096 0.03587 167 136 27 4
3171 -Hey, we find a stupid reason to use them or they'll be used in the wars. 1.2095 0.03983 148 122 21 5
3172 “This way I control who is spying on me.” 1.2095 0.03620 148 119 27 2
3173 I'm between holes on my belt. 1.2095 0.04315 148 125 15 8
3174 I’ve programmed them to hold up my pants and trim my sideburns. 1.2095 0.03983 148 122 21 5
3175 It's 2018; they're outsourcing wedgies now. 1.2095 0.04096 148 123 19 6
3176 Hello. This greeting may be recorded. 1.2095 0.03865 148 121 23 4
3177 In addition to one-night stands, I offer the convenience of same-day delivery. 1.2093 0.03709 172 142 24 6
3178 It beats paying for security. 1.2093 0.03888 172 144 20 8
3179 I could drone on and on about its economic possibilities... 1.2093 0.03800 172 143 22 7
3180 What? My mother likes to know I'm safe. 1.2093 0.03616 172 141 26 5
3181 I can tell you think I'm just droning on and on! 1.2093 0.03800 172 143 22 7
3182 Can I borrow your suspenders... 1.2092 0.04005 153 127 20 6
3183 At first, these went overall the consumer's heads. 1.2092 0.03784 153 125 24 4
3184 Hello, I' m your android deliver from Amazon 1.2092 0.04111 153 128 18 7
3185 Yes,I too once had that same sense of "suspendered disbelief." 1.2092 0.03896 153 126 22 5
3186 It brought my personal liability insurance premiums WAY down. 1.2090 0.03640 177 146 25 6
3187 When the hell does this traffic light say "fly." 1.2089 0.04021 158 132 19 7
3188 E-Bike? Nah! E-Drone! Really avoids traffic. 1.2089 0.03815 158 130 23 5
3189 Easy - I just pull up my pants and plug them in. 1.2089 0.04120 158 133 17 8
3190 Do these jeans make me look fat? 1.2086 0.03739 163 134 24 5
3191 When you can't find a belt, but your desperate. 1.2086 0.04031 163 137 18 8
3192 Only 19.95 1.2086 0.03839 163 135 22 6
3193 No, I’m in IT. We’re testing out 30 minute tech delivery. 1.2086 0.03739 163 134 24 5
3194 I just dropped in to say 'Hi'. 1.2086 0.04031 163 137 18 8
3195 It's amazing technology- drones can even repossess your purchases if you don't pay your credit card bill! 1.2086 0.03636 163 133 26 4
3196 nothing gets by me now! 1.2083 0.04048 144 119 20 5
3197 Amazon God....Deliver Me! 1.2083 0.03927 144 118 22 4
3198 It's the new Larry King model. 1.2083 0.03947 168 141 19 8
3199 Yes, this is why I had to borrow your drone. 1.2083 0.04167 144 120 18 6
3200 And unlike the European swallow, it can also maintain the necessary air-speed velocity to carry a coconut, gripping it by the husk. 1.2083 0.04036 168 142 17 9
3201 Lithium batteries have made suspenders obsolete. 1.2083 0.03666 168 138 25 5
3202 Wanna try tandem? 1.2083 0.03568 168 137 27 4
3203 'I'm not sure if Amazon's new hipster delivery service will take off' 1.2083 0.03466 168 136 29 3
3204 Plus when I pass gas...it's the other guy whose gonna smell it! 1.2083 0.03856 168 140 21 7
3205 What? Yours didn’t come with drone transportation? 1.2083 0.03856 168 140 21 7
3206 Yes, they fly me around, but it’s too tight in the crotch 1.2081 0.03690 173 143 24 6
3207 I look for love from both sides now 1.2081 0.03503 173 141 28 4
3208 Alexander McQueen, Tim Burton, Lady Gaga. Why, who are you fashion inspirations? 1.2081 0.03305 173 139 32 2
3209 Those suspenders are so 2017. 1.2081 0.03503 173 141 28 4
3210 It's the latest fashion and it comes by airmail. 1.2081 0.03690 173 143 24 6
3211 . . . and they're much more slimming than suspenders. 1.2081 0.03842 149 122 23 4
3212 For $20 I’ll fly you over the Empire State Building. 1.2081 0.03842 149 122 23 4
3213 And no helmet necessary. 1.2081 0.03842 149 122 23 4
3214 Please don't think me a bore. I can't seem to control myself -- I just keep droning on and on. 1.2079 0.03792 178 149 21 8
3215 It's all about the selfie! 1.2079 0.03532 178 146 27 5
3216 They work pretty well holding up the front of my pants, but I haven't yet figured out how to hold up the back. 1.2079 0.03348 178 144 31 3
3217 I feel freer now that I don´t have to worry about my trousers any more 1.2078 0.03762 154 126 24 4
3218 Want to invest? 1.2078 0.03981 154 128 20 6
3219 Just attended the Rube Goldberg convention. You’re looking at one inspired entrepreneur! 1.2078 0.03762 154 126 24 4
3220 I'm totally wired 1.2077 0.03470 183 150 28 5
3221 Meet my pet drones Rex and Lucy. 1.2077 0.03383 183 149 30 4
3222 Psh. Like I’m gonna listen to some guy who puts his pants on one leg at a time. 1.2075 0.03577 159 129 27 3
3223 Trump has his wall, I have my suspenders! 1.2075 0.03577 159 129 27 3
3224 In Soviet Russia drones fly you! 1.2075 0.03998 159 133 19 7
3225 Now I dont need to look up from my phone. 1.2075 0.03793 159 131 23 5
3226 I’m a “drone and suspenders” type of guy. 1.2075 0.03577 159 129 27 3
3227 I'm feeling so fly. 1.2075 0.03793 159 131 23 5
3228 They’re lifting my spirit too―I feel much lighter and cooler today! 1.2075 0.03687 159 130 25 4
3229 They can also be programmed to give atomic wedgies 1.2075 0.03687 159 130 25 4
3230 Domino's Pizza Delivery 1.2075 0.03897 159 132 21 6
3231 Batman, Superman, Droneman, New York has 'em all. 1.2075 0.03687 159 130 25 4
3232 When in Brooklyn, right? 1.2074 0.03805 135 109 24 2
3233 Suspenders are so passe' 1.2073 0.03616 164 134 26 4
3234 Ah, yes. But are yours rechargeable? 1.2073 0.03403 164 132 30 2
3235 Elon Musk said that it’s the best way to keep your pants from falling down. America will never need belts again! 1.2073 0.03616 164 134 26 4
3236 One small hover for man, one giant hover for mankind. 1.2073 0.03817 164 136 22 6
3237 I accidentally ordered them through Prime Pant-ry 1.2073 0.03588 193 161 24 8
3238 It keeps the elephants away. 1.2071 0.04476 140 119 13 8
3239 Do you know how much belts cost these days? 1.2071 0.03860 140 114 23 3
3240 It’s a bit more high tec than a belt or suspenders. 1.2071 0.03742 169 140 23 6
3241 I also have a Fly Drone 1.2071 0.03646 169 139 25 5
3242 Good to see you... and the rest of the city 1.2071 0.03549 169 138 27 4
3243 Take my hand, I'll be your designated drone today 1.2071 0.03835 169 141 21 7
3244 They're suspenders designed for people who drone on and on. 1.2071 0.03646 169 139 25 5
3245 Two hold up my pants -- three get me airborne. 1.2069 0.03760 174 145 22 7
3246 I'm disrupting wedgies. 1.2069 0.04016 174 148 16 10
3247 Don't worry. They're friendly. 1.2069 0.03670 174 144 24 6
3248 I'm going Amazon Prime, which means they sent two. 1.2069 0.04023 145 120 20 5
3249 Suspenders? No, but what a fabulous idea! 1.2069 0.03777 145 118 24 3
3250 And the new IDrone is fully compatible with your IWatch. 1.2067 0.03514 179 147 27 5
3251 As long as the batteries don't run out before I get to the bathroom. 1.2067 0.03689 179 149 23 7
3252 Where do you plug in your charger? 1.2067 0.03689 179 149 23 7
3253 I'm telling you after you try it, you'll realise that belts are just fashion statements 1.2067 0.03603 179 148 25 6
3254 Did you say something? 1.2067 0.03603 179 148 25 6
3255 In the long term, they’re cheaper than belts. 1.2067 0.04262 150 127 15 8
3256 ''Avionic suspenders!" 1.2067 0.03700 150 122 25 3
3257 They don’t poo, they don’t pee, and I don’t have to buy food for them! 1.2067 0.03700 150 122 25 3
3258 ... and the need of a public restroom will become obsolete. 1.2067 0.03934 150 124 21 5
3259 They keep me just above the fray 1.2067 0.03934 150 124 21 5
3260 This keeps my pants up but it does get a little snug in the crotch 1.2065 0.03740 155 127 24 4
3261 I didn't find my suspenders this morning! 1.2065 0.03851 155 128 22 5
3262 Yes, they may see me coming ... I’m working on that. 1.2063 0.03311 189 154 31 4
3263 Not at the moment. That requires a separate device. 1.2063 0.04112 126 103 20 3
3264 Coffee wasn't enough to wake up this morning. 1.2063 0.03875 160 133 21 6
3265 Amazon OnDemand! What's it gonna take to get you into a new blazer!? 1.2063 0.03666 160 131 25 4
3266 I keep losing my pen when it's actually just behind my ear, so now I have video footage of my ears at all times to make sure it never happens again 1.2063 0.03875 160 133 21 6
3267 You’re just jealous that my pants stay up without those retro suspenders. 1.2063 0.03666 160 131 25 4
3268 To count my steps!!! 1.2063 0.03875 160 133 21 6
3269 They just hold my pants up. 1.2063 0.03666 160 131 25 4
3270 The best anti-theft devise money can buy. 1.2061 0.03796 165 137 22 6
3271 Come fly with me, let's fly, let's fly away 1.2061 0.03796 165 137 22 6
3272 Did you know millions of Americans face sagging pants? Our innovative, VC backed approach at belt.ly will disrupt the belt wearing experience by... 1.2061 0.03796 165 137 22 6
3273 Personal transport turbo photo rotors. Travel fast, take pix. 1.2061 0.04078 165 140 16 9
3274 Back away, I'm sponsored by a personal injury attorney. 1.2061 0.03596 165 135 26 4
3275 To keep my belt up! 1.2061 0.03796 165 137 22 6
3276 Wait till you see what happens after the wings start flapping 1.2061 0.03892 165 138 20 7
3277 Mine came with free installation! 1.2061 0.03596 165 135 26 4
3278 You hold up your pants your way; I am more avant-garde. 1.2061 0.03697 165 136 24 5
3279 They help keep my armpits dry. 1.2059 0.03904 170 143 19 8
3280 It's time suspenders go high tech. 1.2059 0.03722 170 141 23 6
3281 They’re suspending. 1.2059 0.03814 170 142 21 7
3282 Have you ever had back pains? 1.2059 0.03530 170 139 27 4
3283 And that's not to mention the revolution in women's lingerie! 1.2059 0.03627 170 140 25 5
3284 Look man, no hands. 1.2059 0.03722 170 141 23 6
3285 I can see you don't own one. 1.2057 0.03651 175 145 24 6
3286 The latest thing in selfies, dude! 1.2057 0.03912 175 148 18 9
3287 It allowed me to give up the belt. 1.2057 0.03995 175 149 16 10
3288 The wedgy I can live with, it's being delivered to my destination in style that sold me. 1.2057 0.03560 175 144 26 5
3289 2019: Amazon taps into the speed-dating craze. 1.2055 0.04114 146 122 18 6
3290 There are stray dogs, then there are stray drones. Just doing my job. 1.2055 0.04114 146 122 18 6
3291 Those suspenders look ridiculous. 1.2055 0.04114 146 122 18 6
3292 No more sagging!! 1.2053 0.03910 151 125 21 5
3293 My wife says I drone on a lot. 1.2053 0.03796 151 124 23 4
3294 It was a wedding gift. My wife finds it sexy. 1.2053 0.03910 151 125 21 5
3295 Go ahead and call the FAA you’re just gonna look like a racist on twitter 1.2053 0.03796 151 124 23 4
3296 Wall, schmall! 1.2051 0.04038 156 131 18 7
3297 Belt and suspenders is so last century. 1.2051 0.04038 156 131 18 7
3298 Best suspenders ever!! 1.2051 0.03606 156 127 26 3
3299 Greetings, fellow human. Pay no attention to my handlers. 1.2051 0.03828 156 129 22 5
3300 Now we have a third option to belts and suspenders 1.2051 0.03489 156 126 28 2
3301 Don't tell me my suspenders aren't lookin' fly 1.2051 0.03719 156 128 24 4
3302 Some people say I tend to drone on... 1.2051 0.03719 156 128 24 4
3303 You can fly and they keep you pants from falling! 1.2050 0.03751 161 133 23 5
3304 Technology has outpaced suspenders, you luddite! 1.2050 0.03426 161 130 29 2
3305 The elevator is broken. 1.2050 0.03538 161 131 27 3
3306 I am a Brooklyn kind of suspended. 1.2050 0.03646 161 132 25 4
3307 I'm a pilot for Luber. The new quick trip no-frills alternative to outdated Lyft and Uber. Tell me where you're headed and climb aboard. 1.2048 0.03871 166 139 20 7
3308 I got 300 million to make them rentable via phone. 1.2048 0.03964 166 140 18 8
3309 No. There is no app for this yet. 1.2048 0.03366 166 134 30 2
3310 See? This is like, way more convenient than using my hands! 1.2048 0.03577 166 136 26 4
3311 I have an elastic allergy. 1.2047 0.03412 171 139 29 3
3312 What don't you understand about "delivery man?" 1.2047 0.03883 171 144 19 8
3313 This is a ridiculous cartoon, I have nothing...drone suspenders. Really 1.2047 0.03794 171 143 21 7
3314 I’m running late, do you need a lift? 1.2045 0.03721 176 147 22 7
3315 L train service isn't the only thing that's suspended... 1.2045 0.03721 176 147 22 7
3316 I am taking a modern day belt and suspenders approach to our problem. 1.2044 0.03566 181 150 25 6
3317 I've given up my suspenders! 1.2044 0.03298 181 147 31 3
3318 Need a taxi? 1.2044 0.03896 137 112 22 3
3319 Herb just droned on and on. 1.2043 0.03821 186 158 18 10
3320 My new suspenders work fine until the batteries run down. 1.2043 0.03503 186 154 26 6
3321 Suspenders are out,man. These are the latest. 1.2042 0.04065 142 118 19 5
3322 Take my hand, once you've flown drone you'll never leave home without them. 1.2042 0.03523 191 159 25 7
3323 No worries I'm wearing those new wedgie proof underwear. 1.2042 0.03523 191 159 25 7
3324 There you go - droning on! 1.2041 0.03973 147 122 20 5
3325 New belt? 1.2041 0.03973 147 122 20 5
3326 Mid Life Crisis Circa 2025 1.2039 0.03998 152 127 19 6
3327 Internet bullies are starting to give atomic wedgies 1.2039 0.04210 152 129 15 8
3328 Who said sansabelts were no longer cool? 1.2039 0.03773 152 125 23 4
3329 You'll never need a belt or suspenders again. 1.2039 0.03535 152 123 27 2
3330 Airpods 2 will change your life. 1.2039 0.03887 152 126 21 5
3331 Do you need one? 1.2038 0.03912 157 131 20 6
3332 These are for those times when the right hand doesn't know what the left hand is doing. 1.2038 0.03469 157 127 28 2
3333 I know it’s kind of theatrical, but you just have to suspend disbelief. 1.2038 0.03912 157 131 20 6
3334 I see you’re a old fashioned belt and suspenders kinda guy, whereas I decided to go with the flow and modernize. 1.2038 0.03697 157 129 24 4
3335 I'm a belt and suspenders kind of guy, but I don't like suspenders. 1.2038 0.03806 157 130 22 5
3336 I ordered them online. 1.2038 0.04213 157 134 14 9
3337 And my wife says men can't multi-task. 1.2038 0.03697 157 129 24 4
3338 Two words - zipper drone. 1.2037 0.03930 162 136 19 7
3339 It’s the high tech alternative to the suspenders vs belt debate. 1.2037 0.03518 162 132 27 3
3340 Other than the occasional glitches and battery issues, they really simplify my daily routine. 1.2037 0.04026 162 137 17 8
3341 The thing is, I don't get a backache like when I'm wearing a belt. 1.2037 0.03831 162 135 21 6
3342 On the bright side, we got the government to suspend its drone program. 1.2037 0.03625 162 133 25 4
3343 I have my own fans anyway! 1.2036 0.03454 167 136 28 3
3344 Just wait until I put the plates on them! 1.2036 0.03755 167 139 22 6
3345 They're "Big"-spenders! 1.2036 0.03849 167 140 20 7
3346 Laugh now, but you’ll be buying your own drone-spenders before spring. 1.2036 0.03454 167 136 28 3
3347 No rush-hour traffic delays! 1.2036 0.03348 167 135 30 2
3348 Can you spare several million in investment capital? 1.2036 0.03557 167 137 26 4
3349 Keeps me Cool in the Summer! 1.2036 0.03657 167 138 24 5
3350 I can't believe it's not Amazon 1.2036 0.03755 167 139 22 6
3351 They delivered me here to talk to you. Just imagine how they might change your life as well 1.2036 0.03657 167 138 24 5
3352 Accessorize more, man! 1.2036 0.03657 167 138 24 5
3353 Come on, Jeremy- if no one sees the outfit, did you even wear it? 1.2036 0.03849 167 140 20 7
3354 they’re bringing me back to their nest to feed to their young. no, no, it’s cool, it’s like, the circle of life, or whatever. 1.2035 0.03773 172 144 21 7
3355 .... And that is how I tighten my belt. 1.2035 0.03493 172 141 27 4
3356 It's the latest fashion! All the Kardashians are wearing these! 1.2035 0.03773 172 144 21 7
3357 I use them merely to keep my pants up. 1.2034 0.03614 177 147 24 6
3358 They work better than suspenders. 1.2034 0.03336 177 144 30 3
3359 Remember when you voiced concern that the guy is worth $150 billion, has an army of drones at his command, AND has Amazon Echo devices recoding every conversation in America? Don't you feel stupid now that we got these free suspenders? 1.2034 0.03524 177 146 26 5
3360 Posting a check-in to Facebook is so last week, this streams live. 1.2029 0.04005 138 114 20 4
3361 White privilege, again: you don't have to rig yours to record police brutality. 1.2028 0.04389 143 122 13 8
3362 My new company aims at disrupting the suspenders industry. 1.2028 0.04159 143 120 17 6
3363 I save a ton of time pulling my pants up and they give me a wedgie if I try to eat gluten. 1.2028 0.04389 143 122 13 8
3364 ...and that's blockchain. 1.2027 0.04063 148 124 18 6
3365 I don't think I drone on and on" 1.2027 0.03830 148 122 22 4
3366 As long as they don't crash everything is great. 1.2027 0.03948 148 123 20 5
3367 The hardest part is preventing them from flying away with me 1.2027 0.03830 148 122 22 4
3368 I have a tendency to drone on sometimes. 1.2027 0.03948 148 123 20 5
3369 Well, my monkey's not happy but it's the latest in organ grinder technology. 1.2027 0.03830 148 122 22 4
3370 Forget LED suspenders man, drone suspenders is where it’s at dude!” 1.2027 0.03948 148 123 20 5
3371 Hand over your wallet. This is a holdup! 1.2026 0.03864 153 127 21 5
3372 They came to my door bearing packages. 1.2026 0.03864 153 127 21 5
3373 Oh! I'm sorry Paul. Am I boring you? Because Christina told me that you told her that I always drone on. 1.2025 0.03676 158 130 24 4
3374 You gotta stay up with the times, Bernard. Mine were sent by air mail ... they work ... and I feel ten pounds lighter too. 1.2025 0.03498 163 133 27 3
3375 It's the modern version of "belt and suspenders." 1.2025 0.03605 163 134 25 4
3376 They suspend my disbelief. 1.2025 0.03605 163 134 25 4
3377 Gas is too high,bro 1.2025 0.03908 163 137 19 7
3378 They’re FAA approved 1.2025 0.03388 163 132 29 2
3379 Just in case someone orders a Nerd from Amazon. 1.2024 0.03920 168 142 18 8
3380 You swiped right on Grinder. 1.2024 0.04010 168 143 16 9
3381 Two words: iGen Sansabelt. 1.2023 0.03376 173 141 29 3
3382 What’s up? 1.2022 0.03595 178 148 24 6
3383 Mine suspend the laws of gravity. 1.2022 0.03682 178 149 22 7
3384 Hey, I used to wear suspenders too, but this is a much cooler way to keep your pants up! 1.2022 0.03445 183 151 27 5
3385 You ordered a personal trainer? 1.2022 0.03531 183 152 25 6
3386 Cheaper than Viagra. 1.2014 0.03978 139 115 20 4
3387 check this out! 'I-Belt', it's the first fully automated pants holding solution, it saves me 30 seconds a day and only decapitated 2 people! 1.2014 0.04013 144 120 19 5
3388 I'm just fine with a handshake deal. 1.2014 0.03763 144 118 23 3
3389 Beam me up Scotty. 1.2013 0.03686 149 122 24 3
3390 I have IBS--so descent speed metrics were a critical factor. 1.2013 0.03686 149 122 24 3
3391 The best part is they go with everything - they're really simplifying my wardrobe. 1.2013 0.03841 154 128 21 5
3392 YOU EVER GET THAT FEELING LIKE YOU'RE BEING WATCHED? 1.2013 0.03950 154 129 19 6
3393 It comes with this great new app alerting you there are other people on the sidewalk with you! 1.2013 0.03950 154 129 19 6
3394 Yes, they replaced both belt and suspenders! 1.2013 0.03841 154 128 21 5
3395 The cameras showed such interesting stuff in skyscraper windows t had to see for myself. 1.2013 0.03762 159 132 22 5
3396 Just bouncing around, how about you? 1.2013 0.03544 159 130 26 3
3397 The suspenders were hurting my shoulders. 1.2013 0.03544 159 130 26 3
3398 My chiropractor has to monitor my progress. 1.2013 0.03655 159 131 24 4
3399 People accuse me of just droning on and on about where I am in the scheme of things. 1.2013 0.03762 159 132 22 5
3400 They're spinners for mainstream media. 1.2013 0.03655 159 131 24 4
3401 They keep babes from coming onto me. 1.2012 0.03788 164 137 21 6
3402 They're high tech suspenders. 1.2012 0.03788 164 137 21 6
3403 Who are you calling a drone? 1.2012 0.03788 164 137 21 6
3404 In fact, I do believe myself to be THAT interesting! 1.2012 0.03886 164 138 19 7
3405 So I've been reading up on this MeToo thing.. 1.2012 0.03519 169 139 26 4
3406 They're nor suspenders, they're Sspndrs, my new startup. 1.2012 0.03618 169 140 24 5
3407 Honestly, you should think about it. Buy one get one free, too. 1.2012 0.03519 169 139 26 4
3408 I just had to take them both. It wasn't a no-kill shelter. 1.2012 0.03519 169 139 26 4
3409 When your shoulders start sagging, don’t complain to me. 1.2012 0.03519 169 139 26 4
3410 Hey Fred, did you know that Amazon will pick me up too? 1.2012 0.03618 169 140 24 5
3411 I'm hoping to find a new perspective on my life... 1.2012 0.03899 169 143 18 8
3412 Still, I'd recommend just buying new socks 1.2012 0.03618 169 140 24 5
3413 Before this I was a drone operator, now drones operate me. 1.2012 0.03519 169 139 26 4
3414 It's the belt and suspenders and drones approach. 1.2012 0.03618 169 140 24 5
3415 ... and I don’t even have to wipe. 1.2012 0.04076 169 145 14 10
3416 It’s 2018... wedgies are outsourced now. 1.2012 0.03899 169 143 18 8
3417 Hey! This way I can meet Amazon half-way, you know what I mean? 1.2011 0.03551 174 144 25 5
3418 My only concern is: what are you going to do when they run out of battery? 1.2011 0.03821 174 147 19 8
3419 Geeks revenge!! 1.2011 0.03359 174 142 29 3
3420 Just think of them as high tech suspenders 1.2011 0.03577 179 149 24 6
3421 Do you know why nerds wear drone suspenders? 1.2011 0.03577 179 149 24 6
3422 Amazon is going into air travel 1.2011 0.03748 179 151 20 8
3423 Who needs phones when you have drones? 1.2000 0.03767 165 138 21 6
3424 The reviews say they will never get stuck on any tree 1.2000 0.03714 175 147 21 7
3425 Wow... that's just so 1980's. 1.2000 0.03952 140 116 20 4
3426 They're not suspenders if they aren't "suspended." 1.2000 0.03598 170 141 24 5
3427 I call it the SuperWedgy. 1.2000 0.03784 150 124 22 4
3428 With a pair of these I can deliver stealth wedgies anywhere. 1.2000 0.03500 170 140 26 4
3429 Your acoustic suspenders are totally retro, man. 1.2000 0.03668 165 137 23 5
3430 We are not toddlers anymore, time to move up to big boy clothes. 1.2000 0.03784 150 124 22 4
3431 I never have to worry about where I put my keys. 1.2000 0.03460 165 135 27 3
3432 It only hurts when I lag. 1.2000 0.03952 140 116 20 4
3433 The applications for drones are endless! 1.2000 0.03694 170 142 22 6
3434 It's a DJI - Macintosh collaboration - they call it iSuspend. 1.2000 0.03470 180 149 26 5
3435 Suspenders are so 1899! 1.2000 0.03707 155 128 23 4
3436 But it's all the legroom you'll ever need. 1.2000 0.03707 155 128 23 4
3437 Hey man, can you spare a quarter for battery? 1.2000 0.03844 160 134 20 6
3438 Yes, it can be tricky at the restroom but I'm pretty sure it will catch on soon. 1.2000 0.04013 150 126 18 6
3439 You too, can put the suspense back in your suspenders. 1.2000 0.03634 160 132 24 4
3440 Suspenders are a fad, Tom. 1.2000 0.03565 165 136 25 4
3441 Let's split the fair. Don't worry, the payment app is totally safe. 1.2000 0.03694 170 142 22 6
3442 That's okay. We can't all be geniuses. 1.2000 0.03844 160 134 20 6
3443 I'd recommend paying a little extra for same-day zipping. 1.2000 0.03818 155 129 21 5
3444 I just want to see what the Caravan looks like. 1.2000 0.03624 175 146 23 6
3445 Man, suspenders are so seventies! 1.2000 0.03820 140 115 22 3
3446 Sure, it's great that they hold my pants up, but I'm still not a fan of them knowing my internet history 1.2000 0.03820 140 115 22 3
3447 The wedgies are terrific! 1.2000 0.03787 170 143 20 7
3448 Amazon is doing everything with drones. Even installing suspenders for Prime users with purchase. 1.2000 0.04032 155 131 17 7
3449 Do your suspenders shoot Hellfire missiles? 1.2000 0.04106 145 122 17 6
3450 But if you fall in a sink hole, your pants will stay up. 1.2000 0.03866 145 120 21 4
3451 I enjoy the show tunes you sing while cooking dinner. 1.2000 0.04051 165 141 15 9
3452 Then yesterday i was flying and the drones pulled my pants over my head ,and i flew right into a flag pole. 1.2000 0.03801 175 148 19 8
3453 Belts are for suckers, am I right? 1.2000 0.03380 180 148 28 4
3454 You think this is what they meant by flights of fancy? 1.2000 0.03380 180 148 28 4
3455 I’m sorry I tend to drone on and on... 1.2000 0.03741 160 133 22 5
3456 The analytics on this thing have taken my performance to a whole new level 1.2000 0.03900 150 125 20 5
3457 I finally found a solution to my pants that kept falling. 1.1990 0.03204 196 161 31 4
3458 They protect my personal space from violation, and you get a choice of three stylish colors. 1.1988 0.03674 171 143 22 6
3459 No more suspenders, no more belts. 1.1988 0.03766 171 144 20 7
3460 I'm told I should be more uplifting around others 1.1988 0.03674 171 143 22 6
3461 Those old school suspenders just didn’t give me the right lift.” 1.1988 0.03441 166 136 27 3
3462 What do you think? It's the new Amazon fashion line. 1.1988 0.03842 166 140 19 7
3463 suspenders, schmuspenders! 1.1988 0.03823 161 135 20 6
3464 The Superman costume was much better 1.1988 0.03392 161 131 28 2
3465 Doctor says I need to take the wait off my feet 1.1988 0.03923 161 136 18 7
3466 No more Mr Saggy Scrotum. 1.1988 0.03923 161 136 18 7
3467 I lost my suspenders 1.1988 0.03923 161 136 18 7
3468 Belt and suspenders are so 2017. 1.1988 0.03923 161 136 18 7
3469 Drones? We prefer to call them workers. 1.1987 0.03571 156 128 25 3
3470 My hands are free, so no one knows he's being filmed. 1.1987 0.04008 156 132 17 7
3471 I just shopped at the NEW Belts and Suspenders store!!! 1.1987 0.03903 156 131 19 6
3472 Seriously...you've never heard of Drone-a-Belt" 1.1987 0.03642 151 124 24 3
3473 HR said I wasn't allowed to attach the third one. 1.1987 0.03642 151 124 24 3
3474 I also offer drone sitting! 1.1987 0.03761 151 125 22 4
3475 I had no complain until they decided to fly in opposite directions. 1.1986 0.04054 141 118 18 5
3476 Those braces are so 2017. 1.1985 0.04018 136 113 19 4
3477 Didn’t you see the Larry King infomercial? 1.1979 0.03624 187 158 21 8
3478 And I’m only the third tester! 1.1978 0.03254 182 149 30 3
3479 It's a new City Hall initiative: droopy pants prevention drones. 1.1977 0.03587 177 148 23 6
3480 You know the joke about why firemen wear red suspenders... 1.1977 0.03587 177 148 23 6
3481 No need for belt or suspenders, but the batteries are draining me! 1.1977 0.03496 177 147 25 5
3482 ...and the app is nowegee 1.1977 0.03762 177 150 19 8
3483 The first time I did this it gave me a "wedgie" 1.1977 0.03308 177 145 29 3
3484 Their names are Jeff and Larry. 1.1977 0.03403 177 146 27 4
3485 I’m trying to remember if I charged the batteries last night. 1.1977 0.03463 172 142 26 4
3486 You know, I just want to be totally transparent about my intentions. 1.1977 0.03924 172 147 16 9
3487 Haven’t you heard about the robot uprising? 1.1977 0.03560 172 143 24 5
3488 Some guys call it 'off the shoulder' but I prefer 'going comando' 1.1977 0.03560 172 143 24 5
3489 just needed something to hold up my pants. 1.1977 0.03746 172 145 20 7
3490 Yea my wisdom line and my life line both stop about here 1.1976 0.03726 167 140 21 6
3491 Balloons are so last year. 1.1975 0.03801 162 136 20 6
3492 Internet bullies are giving me a wedgie. 1.1975 0.03997 162 138 16 8
3493 You too can lose five ponds in five minutes 1.1975 0.03774 157 131 21 5
3494 You’re wrong. I don’t need a permit. 1.1975 0.03880 157 132 19 6
3495 Why does everyone accuse me of droning on and on? 1.1975 0.03774 157 131 21 5
3496 At least they aren't sitting on my shoulders anymore 1.1974 0.03498 152 124 26 2
3497 Hey buddy can you spare some change? This conversation may be monitored for your protection. 1.1974 0.03739 152 126 22 4
3498 It's the future. You'll float, too! 1.1974 0.03739 152 126 22 4
3499 I’m fine with skipping pleasantries 1.1974 0.03965 152 128 18 6
3500 My future’s so light, I gotta wear drones. 1.1974 0.04073 152 129 16 7
3501 I'm looking for a lift. 1.1974 0.03498 152 124 26 2
3502 Yeah, this takes old-timey suspenders to a whole new level. 1.1974 0.04073 152 129 16 7
3503 You get used to the constant whirring. 1.1973 0.03565 147 120 25 2
3504 Yours look kind of goofy. 1.1973 0.03565 147 120 25 2
3505 I was a belt-and-suspenders guy too. Now I'm a four-eyed technology geek. 1.1973 0.03432 147 119 27 1
3506 The only problem is revolving doors cause a bit of a let down. 1.1973 0.03694 147 121 23 3
3507 Millions of dollars in research and development! 1.1972 0.03902 142 118 20 4
3508 As a photographer, I just hate getting caught with my pants down. 1.1970 0.04226 132 111 16 5
3509 They're called new age suspenders. 1.1968 0.03526 188 158 23 7
3510 I have an interview with Uber Eats this afternoon. 1.1967 0.03418 183 152 26 5
3511 I don't want to drone on, but will you vote for me? 1.1967 0.03590 183 154 22 7
3512 You can find me @suspendedbysuspenders 1.1966 0.03656 178 150 21 7
3513 Hi, I'm Johnny-On-The-Spot. 1.1966 0.03568 178 149 23 6
3514 I say drone pizza delivery will need a middle man! 1.1965 0.03635 173 145 22 6
3515 I never liked belts to begin with. 1.1965 0.03726 173 146 20 7
3516 High-waisted? Here's the solution to your problem. 1.1965 0.03445 173 143 26 4
3517 You've been replaced. 1.1965 0.03445 173 143 26 4
3518 I'd consider myself middle-class. 1.1964 0.03608 168 140 23 5
3519 Out of my air space. 1.1964 0.03893 168 143 17 8
3520 I recommend these new suspenders. They are so uplifting 1.1964 0.03508 168 139 25 4
3521 They’re very good at following commands. 1.1964 0.03608 168 140 23 5
3522 The FAA wants to pants me. 1.1964 0.03404 168 138 27 3
3523 What are you droning on about now? 1.1964 0.03705 168 141 21 6
3524 Dog walking was too hard to break into." 1.1964 0.03608 168 140 23 5
3525 'It takes online dating to the next level!" 1.1963 0.03975 163 139 16 8
3526 Yes, I know they're drones--they keep my pants up. 1.1963 0.03466 163 134 26 3
3527 They're thought of quite highly in the teleportation/drone selfie-stick community. 1.1963 0.03678 163 136 22 5
3528 They will take me to my leader. 1.1963 0.03779 163 137 20 6
3529 Yes, the tan I get at altitude is awesome. 1.1962 0.03414 158 129 27 2
3530 It's the latest mobile dating ap. 1.1962 0.03858 158 133 19 6
3531 Because my life is just too damn interesting not to share it with the rest of the world. 1.1962 0.03961 158 134 17 7
3532 It’ll be like a selfie taken by god. 1.1962 0.03961 158 134 17 7
3533 It turns out these “remote wedgies” have really helped improve my posture. 1.1962 0.03643 158 131 23 4
3534 Casual flydays. 1.1962 0.03414 158 129 27 2
3535 Let go of your AI moral qualms already, Jeff 1.1962 0.03961 158 134 17 7
3536 Next week, I'm buying the new Nike Roomba's 1.1962 0.03858 158 133 19 6
3537 UAV UBER Aerial Vehicle 1.1962 0.03858 158 133 19 6
3538 They’re also useful for haircuts. 1.1961 0.03599 153 126 24 3
3539 Honestly, the atomic wedgies are well worth the time savings. 1.1961 0.03941 153 129 18 6
3540 It was the wife's idea, to keep an eye on me. 1.1959 0.04029 148 125 17 6
3541 I'm live streaming me on Instagram live streaming me on Facebook, live streaming me on Instagram. 1.1959 0.04251 148 127 13 8
3542 I'm getting ready for the L train shutdown. 1.1959 0.03913 148 124 19 5
3543 it's in stereo and I can see around corners 1.1959 0.03913 148 124 19 5
3544 It's about time someone figured out how to avoid all those damn bicycles and kick scooters. 1.1959 0.03794 148 123 21 4
3545 Dad, you're doing it all wrong. 1.1959 0.03913 148 124 19 5
3546 Now I CAN fly too close to the sun. 1.1958 0.04123 143 121 16 6
3547 Come on, fly away with me. 1.1957 0.03313 184 152 28 4
3548 It was Two-for-One Tuesday. 1.1957 0.03688 138 113 23 2
3549 And they're not even that loud! 1.1955 0.03461 179 149 25 5
3550 They not only keep your pants up, they can also give you wedgies! 1.1955 0.03637 179 151 21 7
3551 It's a modern take. 1.1955 0.03369 179 148 27 4
3552 I know what you're thinking, and no, they don't roll your sleeves up for you. 1.1954 0.03427 174 144 26 4
3553 It works until they decide to give me a wedgie. 1.1954 0.03227 174 142 30 2
3554 They help me drone out the noise. 1.1953 0.03386 169 139 27 3
3555 It frees me up for more important things! 1.1953 0.03588 169 141 23 5
3556 I'm from the government, and I'm here to help you. 1.1953 0.03588 169 141 23 5
3557 I'm completely vegan, you know? And I just think it's hypocritical to even wear anything that LOOKS like animal skin, especially leather. So these drones replace the need for belts. 1.1953 0.03779 169 143 19 7
3558 Yeah, but we stole this idea from Google! 1.1953 0.03588 169 141 23 5
3559 I don't mean to drone on and on about myself. 1.1953 0.03489 169 140 25 4
3560 Dude, these suspenders are so cool in this heat 1.1953 0.03588 169 141 23 5
3561 Go ahead shake my hand, I’ve got the control button in my left hand. 1.1953 0.03588 169 141 23 5
3562 Okay, nothing to see here. Let's move along. 1.1953 0.03489 169 140 25 4
3563 Know thyself 1.1953 0.03779 169 143 19 7
3564 I love the style, but I worry that they're a little too clingy. 1.1953 0.03489 169 140 25 4
3565 Suspenders are OUT!!!! 1.1951 0.03758 164 138 20 6
3566 Flight with them is no problem, except when they run into some of their friends. 1.1951 0.03758 164 138 20 6
3567 To hold my suspenders up. 1.1951 0.03856 164 139 18 7
3568 It’s 2018 bro. 1.1951 0.03856 164 139 18 7
3569 I'm too heavy but they just drone on. 1.1951 0.03554 164 136 24 4
3570 Drones are the new suspenders! 1.1951 0.03554 164 136 24 4
3571 "A guy at a garage sale convinced me it was an 8-Track tape player." 1.1951 0.03856 164 139 18 7
3572 ... it's a great chick magnet. 1.1951 0.03758 164 138 20 6
3573 I am video recording you and everything around me including the video recorders that are video recording me. 1.1951 0.03554 164 136 24 4
3574 I've just been buzzing ever since I got these! 1.1950 0.03622 159 132 23 4
3575 My superhero name? "Droning On and On Man" 1.1950 0.04135 159 137 13 9
3576 Trust me pal, it's safe, and you can drop in anywhere! 1.1950 0.03835 159 134 19 6
3577 I’m working on suspenders animation... 1.1950 0.03730 159 133 21 5
3578 Normally I am a belt and suspenders type guy... 1.1948 0.03807 154 129 20 5
3579 You know, it’s been cheaper than those traditional belts! 1.1948 0.03694 154 128 22 4
3580 As your better angel, believe me, God is a total nerd." 1.1948 0.04230 154 133 12 9
3581 You drone on lot, did you know that. 1.1948 0.03807 154 129 20 5
3582 They’re from my “personal surveillance” collection. 1.1948 0.03807 154 129 20 5
3583 Before you go there, yes, the suspense is killing me. 1.1946 0.03771 149 124 21 4
3584 finally......they’ve come out suspenders you actually can’t feel you’re wearing..... 1.1946 0.03716 185 158 18 9
3585 If I succeed, I'll open my business in Detroit. 1.1944 0.03852 144 120 20 4
3586 Suspension of these-briefs 1.1944 0.03619 180 152 21 7
3587 It's my segue to the Segway. 1.1943 0.03504 175 146 24 5
3588 Trust me, it’s a smooth ride 1.1943 0.03504 175 146 24 5
3589 You still wear braces ...sad. 1.1942 0.04195 139 118 15 6
3590 We're testing the market for an Amazon/Tinder merger. 1.1941 0.03368 170 140 27 3
3591 Windy day, for me. 1.1941 0.03665 170 143 21 6
3592 A little hard flying overseas but interstate it’s ok! 1.1941 0.03569 170 142 23 5
3593 I drowned my last dog...these ones are waterproof, adorable, they watch the house properly, they don’t piss wherever they please, and my wife finally stopped sneezing. 1.1941 0.04027 170 147 13 10
3594 Why be an actor when you can also direct? 1.1941 0.03470 170 141 25 4
3595 Yeah, yeah, I already know I look pretty fly. 1.1939 0.03737 165 139 20 6
3596 And you thought mosquitoes were pesky. 1.1939 0.03534 165 137 24 4
3597 The batteries are good until thet’re not, O.K.? 1.1939 0.03637 165 138 22 5
3598 First ever #AmazonPrimeAir customer delivery is in the books. 1.1939 0.03637 165 138 22 5
3599 can you define "drone on"? 1.1939 0.03737 165 139 20 6
3600 Just be careful what they grab hold of down there. 1.1938 0.03709 160 134 21 5
3601 I call them "Drone-Spenders!" 1.1938 0.03601 160 133 23 4
3602 Grindr has been taken over by Amazon 1.1938 0.03915 160 136 17 7
3603 I"m getting an outfit shot for Instagram. 1.1935 0.03557 155 128 24 3
3604 In first class, they turn the cameras off. 1.1935 0.03557 155 128 24 3
3605 I suppose I do drone on and on about them. 1.1935 0.03368 186 155 26 5
3606 It’s the price you have to pay if you want to make it as a reality star, Jim. 1.1935 0.03437 155 127 26 2
3607 I SAID, I'LL TAKE SHATTERED EARDRUMS OVER BEING MUGGED! 1.1935 0.03785 155 130 20 5
3608 Give me your cell phone. I guarantee you'll be viral by dinner. 1.1935 0.03785 155 130 20 5
3609 The elevator is on the blink again... 1.1935 0.03437 155 127 26 2
3610 Join me and help redefine atomic wedgie through augmented suspender irony. 1.1935 0.03368 186 155 26 5
3611 Suspendervision 1.1934 0.03600 181 153 21 7
3612 Suspendroids Roger! Not only do they keep my pants up, they do the same for my social media. 1.1933 0.03748 150 125 21 4
3613 I can't fly, but at least my pants stay up. 1.1933 0.03501 150 123 25 2
3614 Don't you think these new HR requirements are a little over the top? 1.1932 0.03578 176 148 22 6
3615 It's my wife's idea. 1.1932 0.03486 176 147 24 5
3616 With airline prices these days, I had to change something. 1.1932 0.03486 176 147 24 5
3617 Oh, just let Slicey sniff you a little bit and he’ll be friendly in no time! 1.1932 0.03486 176 147 24 5
3618 I felt a need for news sources I could trust. 1.1931 0.04070 145 123 16 6
3619 Apparently,it's the new "Cyber-Wedgie" from Twitter. 1.1931 0.03828 145 121 20 4
3620 What are you? A Luddite? 1.1930 0.03246 171 140 29 2
3621 I have been accused of droning on and on..... I'll show 'em! 1.1930 0.03830 171 146 17 8
3622 I got tired of selfies that didn't show my best side. 1.1929 0.04042 140 118 17 5
3623 Trust me, in five years everyone will have one of these. 1.1929 0.03779 140 116 21 3
3624 Your suspenders are so twentieth century. 1.1929 0.03779 140 116 21 3
3625 heh, try adjusting those without taking them off 1.1928 0.03409 166 137 26 3
3626 It's for privacy, you understand. 1.1928 0.03514 166 138 24 4
3627 Hey, does this make my butt look big? 1.1928 0.03617 166 139 22 5
3628 They work SO much better than suspenders. 1.1928 0.03188 166 135 30 1
3629 It's the new wedgie-matic 2000. 1.1928 0.03716 166 140 20 6
3630 Amazon can send aliens to impregnate you in twenty-five minutes. 1.1928 0.03617 166 139 22 5
3631 Why? I don't know, but they'll be finished disembarking in a few minutes. 1.1926 0.03717 135 111 22 2
3632 No belt or suspenders ! 1.1925 0.03688 161 135 21 5
3633 Take a spin? 1.1925 0.03581 161 134 23 4
3634 Yup, latest spin on suspenders and they make me feel lighter too. 1.1925 0.03357 161 132 27 2
3635 They make good pets and there’s no mess to pick up. 1.1925 0.03688 161 135 21 5
3636 Who cares about the FAA! Do you know how much I’ll be saving on belts? 1.1925 0.03581 161 134 23 4
3637 Beauty is pain, Steven. 1.1925 0.03436 187 157 24 6
3638 Finally, a pants-suspension solution that is totally autonomous! 1.1925 0.03436 187 157 24 6
3639 To me, I'm invisible. 1.1923 0.03651 156 130 22 4
3640 You're grounded buddy. That ain't my problem. 1.1923 0.03651 156 130 22 4
3641 It's not the flying cars of the Jetsons, but it's close. 1.1923 0.03651 156 130 22 4
3642 Can I interest you in a pair of Dro-Spenders?? 1.1921 0.03468 177 148 24 5
3643 No cash? No problem! I can get you into one of these for just $19.99 a month. 1.1921 0.03955 151 128 17 6
3644 Can you tell that I tend to drone on and on? 1.1921 0.03955 151 128 17 6
3645 You see, this is the only way I can keep my job with Amazon. 1.1921 0.03725 151 126 21 4
3646 I am no longer a belt and suspenders guy 1.1921 0.03605 151 125 23 3
3647 And, when I am not soaring, they help hold up my pants. 1.1921 0.03842 151 127 19 5
3648 Pants no, briefs yes. It's all about giving your friends air. 1.1919 0.03809 172 147 17 8
3649 I really do need these to keep my pants up 1.1918 0.03677 146 121 22 3
3650 One can never be too cautious these days. This is the belt, suspenders, and drone approach. 1.1918 0.03926 146 123 18 5
3651 I'm going to call them Sans-a-belts. 1.1917 0.03363 193 162 25 6
3652 Rats, I forgot my charger and I’m low. Have you got one I can use for forty-five minutes? 1.1916 0.03597 167 140 22 5
3653 The new ones are now wedgie-proofed. 1.1916 0.03282 167 137 28 2
3654 Couldn’t decide which side of my face looks better on profile... 1.1916 0.03282 167 137 28 2
3655 Without them the drones would be photographing the dark side of my moon. 1.1916 0.03495 167 139 24 4
3656 Smile, Mr., you're on 'Drone Camera'... and what brings you to the red-light district today? 1.1915 0.03887 141 118 19 4
3657 He just kept droning on about them. 1.1915 0.03755 141 117 21 3
3658 It's like you're wearing VHS tapes. 1.1914 0.03451 162 134 25 3
3659 Alexa, stop rectal probe now! 1.1914 0.04064 162 140 13 9
3660 Let 'em carry me away! 1.1914 0.03770 162 137 19 6
3661 It's the complete meeting package for today's high-flying executive. 1.1914 0.03561 162 135 23 4
3662 We're rebranding the metaphor 1.1913 0.03391 183 153 25 5
3663 Trust me, whatever we say here stays between us. 1.1913 0.03647 183 156 19 8
3664 Good for you Thomas, but I'm never going to trust drones with my package. 1.1912 0.04491 136 118 10 8
3665 They're called "drone-spenders." Why do you ask? 1.1912 0.04111 136 115 16 5
3666 What you still haven't updated your suspenders yet? 1.1911 0.03740 157 132 20 5
3667 Hi, I'd like to connect with you on LinkedIn. 1.1911 0.03848 157 133 18 6
3668 They distract people from my constantly incessant and mindless chatter. And it eliminates the need for a belt or suspenders. How cool is that? 1.1911 0.03397 157 129 26 2
3669 Can I borrow your belt? 1.1911 0.03848 157 133 18 6
3670 I guess I’m a suspenders, belt and drone kind of guy. 1.1911 0.03740 157 132 20 5
3671 This is so much better than suspenders, and it's a chick magnet! 1.1910 0.03357 178 148 26 4
3672 Puts range anxiety into perspective doesn't it? 1.1910 0.03357 178 148 26 4
3673 When you go down, I’ll be high. 1.1910 0.03541 178 150 22 6
3674 So much better than the old fashioned fan on the baseball cap my parents used! 1.1908 0.03924 131 109 19 3
3675 It's just an update on the ole "belt and suspenders" approach. 1.1908 0.03819 152 128 19 5
3676 Don't worry- they've been fully repurposed. 1.1908 0.03315 173 143 27 3
3677 Use my ‘common sense’? That's a silly, empty buzzword used by people who aren't disruptive innovators. 1.1908 0.03315 173 143 27 3
3678 Trying on my latest Amazon delivery. 1.1908 0.03512 173 145 23 5
3679 Ok when there's something exciting to see they go after it and then my pants fall down. 1.1908 0.03788 173 148 17 8
3680 Evidence if I'm killed or injured and great for my weigh-in at Weight Watchers. 1.1905 0.03525 147 121 24 2
3681 I could just go on and on and on about the soothing, consistent humming they produce. 1.1905 0.03390 147 120 26 1
3682 ''No more crowded A trains for me.'' 1.1905 0.03676 168 142 20 6
3683 I want everyone to know what it's really like to walk in my shoes. 1.1905 0.03780 147 123 20 4
3684 They do a great job of keeping my pants up. 1.1905 0.03780 147 123 20 4
3685 I gotta stay fly. 1.1905 0.03476 168 140 24 4
3686 Killer look, right? 1.1905 0.03901 147 124 18 5
3687 Also, when I see someone I don't like, I can command the drones to give that person a "wedgie." 1.1905 0.03780 147 123 20 4
3688 It was this or suspenders. 1.1905 0.04173 126 106 16 4
3689 Nobody gets the drop on me and my pants don't drop either. 1.1902 0.03461 184 155 23 6
3690 I am Drone-Man 1.1902 0.03374 184 154 25 5
3691 What do you mean we live in a world controlled by evil ? Big Brother won't like that kind of talk. 1.1902 0.03374 184 154 25 5
3692 I get high with a little from my friends. 1.1902 0.03541 163 136 23 4
3693 I no longer have to keep a journal. 1.1902 0.03646 163 137 21 5
3694 Don't worry, I once met Sully. 1.1902 0.03646 163 137 21 5
3695 I try to keep a low profile. 1.1902 0.03541 163 136 23 4
3696 It’s better than suspenders! 1.1902 0.03646 163 137 21 5
3697 Suspenders. They're en vogue. 1.1901 0.03989 142 120 17 5
3698 I know it's a high-tech approach, but it still seems like a lot of work just to give me a wedgie. 1.1901 0.03862 142 119 19 4
3699 And you just keep droning on........... 1.1899 0.03826 158 134 18 6
3700 I overachieve. 1.1899 0.03930 158 135 16 7
3701 Beats suspenders any day 1.1899 0.03719 158 133 20 5
3702 It’s what Superman used. He made it invisible. 1.1899 0.03609 158 132 22 4
3703 I'm working on my indie film- Suspended. 1.1899 0.03719 158 133 20 5
3704 You can buy any knockoff you want in Chinatown. 1.1897 0.03169 195 162 29 4
3705 You can throw away your belts, this is the future. 1.1897 0.03298 174 144 27 3
3706 I'm protecting my goods. 1.1897 0.03397 174 145 25 4
3707 You should see the belt version. 1.1897 0.03587 174 147 21 6
3708 You can order my action figure on Amazon 1.1897 0.03397 174 145 25 4
3709 System downtime just reminds me to take a moment and think, are my pants still up? 1.1895 0.03681 153 128 21 4
3710 Invest in cast-iron briefs, and you're all set. 1.1895 0.03796 153 129 19 5
3711 It's high-tech bungee jumping. 1.1895 0.03562 153 127 23 3
3712 My wife likes to keep track of me... 1.1893 0.03558 169 142 22 5
3713 They were on sale at the FAA’s Men’s Store. 1.1893 0.03751 169 144 18 7
3714 I told my tailor that I wanted high risers. 1.1893 0.03354 169 140 26 3
3715 They are guaranteed to help you lose weight. 1.1893 0.03458 169 141 24 4
3716 I saw this DIY on Instagram 1.1892 0.03757 148 124 20 4
3717 They're only really a problem in public bathrooms, an mainly their livestream feature 1.1892 0.03632 148 123 22 3
3718 With a few modifications the Techno-Wedgie will be operational. 1.1890 0.03521 164 137 23 4
3719 Not only will you be able to reach new heights... you'll be able to see every step of the way. 1.1890 0.03521 164 137 23 4
3720 You're not keeping up with technology. 1.1890 0.03521 164 137 23 4
3721 Now you know the difference between braces and suspenders. 1.1890 0.03413 164 136 25 3
3722 Yeah, that works..., in the 20th Century! 1.1889 0.03592 180 153 20 7
3723 I am so much cooler than you... 1.1888 0.03964 143 121 17 5
3724 Lose those suspenders and rock a pair of Hip Drones to be the man that keeps up with what's up! 1.1888 0.03837 143 120 19 4
3725 You should see what my belt can do. 1.1887 0.03907 159 136 16 7
3726 I’m more Facebook-brained, but the Amazon side is getting stronger. 1.1887 0.03475 159 132 24 3
3727 I'm documenting my life for You Tube. 1.1887 0.03697 159 134 20 5
3728 ... and they’re mobile! So you’re free to move around. 1.1887 0.03588 159 133 22 4
3729 I'm tellin' ya, elevator shoes will soon be obsolete. And, here's why. 1.1887 0.03697 159 134 20 5
3730 I see your risk mitigation and raise a mind-blower wedgie. 1.1887 0.03907 159 136 16 7
3731 Ahh nuts! I forgot the controllers! 1.1887 0.03475 159 132 24 3
3732 Want a walk-on cameo in the movie of my life? 1.1887 0.03697 159 134 20 5
3733 for extra support" 1.1887 0.03359 159 131 26 2
3734 You're going to have to major in mechanical engineering if you want to pants me now. 1.1886 0.03569 175 148 21 6
3735 It beat their selection of neckties. 1.1886 0.03380 175 146 25 4
3736 I know what you're thinking, and yes, this set-up makes going to the bathroom a baffling ordeal! 1.1886 0.03659 175 149 19 7
3737 I now call it my fifth-floor drone-up. 1.1885 0.04088 122 102 17 3
3738 I didn't order this from Amazon 1.1883 0.03659 154 129 21 4
3739 Yeah...they're great, except they keep the cameras rolling in the men's room. 1.1883 0.03884 154 131 17 6
3740 You did order Indian - Didn't you ? 1.1883 0.03659 154 129 21 4
3741 HI I am conducting anonymous opinion polls on behalf of the president. Care to answer a few questions? 1.1883 0.03991 154 132 15 7
3742 I tried to get off Social Media 1.1882 0.03336 170 141 26 3
3743 Suspenders are sooo twentieth century! 1.1882 0.03636 170 144 20 6
3744 Best belt I ever had! 1.1882 0.03439 170 142 24 4
3745 I'm taking a belt-and-suspenders approach to this. 1.1882 0.03636 170 144 20 6
3746 He just keeps on droning and droning and droning. 1.1882 0.03912 170 147 14 9
3747 Psychologists call it drone parenting. 1.1882 0.03230 170 140 28 2
3748 Hey Dude, you call those, suspenders? 1.1882 0.03539 170 143 22 5
3749 I’ve always been one to embrace new technology. 1.1882 0.03636 170 144 20 6
3750 Too hip. Gotta go. 1.1879 0.03610 149 124 22 3
3751 Who needs a FitBit? 1.1879 0.03969 149 127 16 6
3752 I'm not sure where I am going, but wish me luck! 1.1879 0.03394 165 137 25 3
3753 Trumpcare's cheap cure for a broken back! 1.1879 0.03707 165 140 19 6
3754 It keeps me from going in circles. 1.1879 0.03501 165 138 23 4
3755 Just think how much I'll save on subway fares! 1.1879 0.03169 165 135 29 1
3756 Ya like my wearable tech? 1.1879 0.03394 165 137 25 3
3757 OK, I know I keep droning on, but it's all about uplift. 1.1879 0.03707 165 140 19 6
3758 Suspenders are so passe, don't you think? 1.1879 0.03605 165 139 21 5
3759 No thanks I use Uber. 1.1879 0.03501 165 138 23 4
3760 Brace yourself Alan, this is only a prototype. They will be available to purchase by Christmas. 1.1878 0.03212 181 150 28 3
3761 You're always complaining that I can drone on and on! Why is that? 1.1875 0.03567 160 134 22 4
3762 I've missed my flight. The drone is my new best friend. 1.1875 0.03567 160 134 22 4
3763 I felt it was time to modernize my look... 1.1875 0.03455 160 133 24 3
3764 They’re called ‘Drone Suspenders’ I got yesterday from Amazon — so far holding up really well. 1.1875 0.03676 160 135 20 5
3765 No, I don’t want a ride. 1.1875 0.03676 160 135 20 5
3766 These are R2 and D2, my new suspenders. 1.1875 0.04178 144 124 13 7
3767 This is #metoo's version of police body cameras. 1.1875 0.03781 160 136 18 6
3768 Why yes, it is called “drone on”. 1.1875 0.03362 176 147 25 4
3769 Belt and Suspenders are just not hip. 1.1875 0.03676 160 135 20 5
3770 I don't exactly need them, but two is better than one, right? 1.1872 0.03325 187 157 25 5
3771 Just walking my pet drones before bedtime! 1.1871 0.03421 171 143 24 4
3772 Wanna race? 1.1871 0.03520 171 144 22 5
3773 You're lecturing me on overkill? 1.1871 0.03421 171 143 24 4
3774 It's just my version of belts and suspenders - it's belts and drones. Best thing since man-buns. 1.1871 0.03616 171 145 20 6
3775 The director of this Air and Space Museum's really got me by the balls.The director of this Air and Space Museum's really got me by the balls. 1.1871 0.03860 155 132 17 6
3776 C’mon Bill, everyone knows suspenders are out. Drones are on the rise. 1.1871 0.03750 155 131 19 5
3777 No, not yet. They've had a little trouble with the zipper. 1.1871 0.04156 139 119 14 6
3778 My Great Uncle Orville was Wright, man can fly with the birds. 1.1868 0.03381 182 153 24 5
3779 I've timed the battery life for when I need to go to the bathroom. 1.1868 0.03381 182 153 24 5
3780 Now listen to what real stereo sounds like 1.1868 0.03381 182 153 24 5
3781 This is how I stay "cool" the whole time. 1.1867 0.03376 166 138 25 3
3782 “Now, Son, i am going to know where you are, at all times.” 1.1867 0.03585 166 140 21 5
3783 Man, you are so 2017! 1.1867 0.03376 166 138 25 3
3784 Now I can get two things drone at once! 1.1867 0.03711 150 126 20 4
3785 This way, I never have to worry about my zipper getting stuck. 1.1867 0.03588 150 125 22 3
3786 It videos, fans and makes julian fries. $19.95 each 1.1867 0.03944 150 128 16 6
3787 Trump's landing on top of his tower-- So we've been grounded 1.1867 0.03588 150 125 22 3
3788 Wallet now, or my drones will friend you. 1.1864 0.03439 177 149 23 5
3789 Who says suspenders are old fashioned? 1.1864 0.03621 177 151 19 7
3790 Being fast on my feet wasn't fast enough." 1.1863 0.03202 161 132 28 1
3791 ...and no one can smell it. 1.1863 0.03436 161 134 24 3
3792 It's much more effective than giving up carbs. 1.1863 0.03547 161 135 22 4
3793 Not only can you lose the belt and the suspenders, you don't need a metro card or wifi 1.1863 0.03321 161 133 26 2
3794 I love my new suspenders of disbelief! 1.1863 0.03436 161 134 24 3
3795 This way my shirt doesn’t pinch at the shoulders 1.1863 0.03436 161 134 24 3
3796 I am for hire dude. 1.1863 0.03547 161 135 22 4
3797 this way i can always get my best selfie angles 1.1862 0.03132 188 156 29 3
3798 Buy a couple and lose those tacky suspenders! 1.1860 0.03301 172 143 26 3
3799 From the 'Shoot the Breeze with Larry King' suspenders collection. 1.1860 0.03402 172 144 24 4
3800 They also livestream everything I do and say 1.1860 0.03301 172 143 26 3
3801 Only 50 bucks and I can be delivered to your ex..... 1.1860 0.03402 172 144 24 4
3802 You haven't heard of the new leash law? 1.1860 0.03501 172 145 22 5
3803 So, my kid said, "Why do fireman wear red suspenders?" and it got me thinking . . . 1.1860 0.03402 172 144 24 4
3804 Using your hands is so 2017. 1.1859 0.03616 156 131 21 4
3805 You've heard of Prime Now? This is Prime Trou. 1.1859 0.03838 156 133 17 6
3806 Looks like I'm the new alpha-millenial 1.1859 0.03379 156 129 25 2
3807 You're a geek. Think beanie copter. 1.1859 0.03728 156 132 19 5
3808 Think the Shark Tank gang will fund my idea? 1.1859 0.03728 156 132 19 5
3809 It’s Amazons new drone delivery service. 1.1859 0.03616 156 131 21 4
3810 I never liked suspenders. 1.1859 0.03838 156 133 17 6
3811 If the government couldn't be trusted, would I let them do this? 1.1859 0.03499 156 130 23 3
3812 Alexa thinks tight pants are hot! 1.1858 0.03273 183 153 26 4
3813 I’m the Drone Guy. My specialty is hotel rooms, but I can also do board meetings and voting booths. 1.1858 0.03452 183 155 22 6
3814 Hear my drone: I'm just about ready to stop making submissions, not because I haven't been selected but because the winning entries are so stupid. 1.1857 0.04251 140 121 12 7
3815 my suspenders 1.1857 0.03597 140 116 22 2
3816 Yup! The latest design in suspenders. Guaranteed for lift! 1.1857 0.03872 140 118 18 4
3817 Thank you for choosing Amazon, your best source for the Token Black Friend(tm). 1.1856 0.03857 167 144 15 8
3818 I call it my Hitchcock. Always keep them in suspense. 1.1856 0.03566 167 141 21 5
3819 ...and I avoid traffic. 1.1854 0.03806 151 128 18 5
3820 I assure you, congressman, the FAA's budget could not be any tighter. 1.1854 0.03688 151 127 20 4
3821 I won't lie to you, it was a bit distracting at first, but now, the pervasive whir of those tiny aggressive blades has become my favorite part! 1.1854 0.03688 151 127 20 4
3822 So when I realized one drone wasn't doing it for me, I added the second one. 1.1854 0.03920 151 129 16 6
3823 I needed someone to watch my back. 1.1854 0.03327 178 149 25 4
3824 Will you stop droning on and on about how I hover? 1.1854 0.03327 178 149 25 4
3825 Let me start with the shorts version... 1.1852 0.03527 162 136 22 4
3826 It’s really expensive and using the restroom is super weird now but hey, I don’t need suspenders anymore! 1.1852 0.03527 162 136 22 4
3827 ..."No, I'm their guide human." 1.1852 0.03738 162 138 18 6
3828 My therapist suggested I try delegating more." 1.1852 0.03527 162 136 22 4
3829 These are my suspendrones...better than a selfie stick 1.1852 0.03634 162 137 20 5
3830 I want our first hookup to be memorable. 1.1852 0.03417 162 135 24 3
3831 Conventional suspenders were too restricting. 1.1850 0.03331 200 170 23 7
3832 I'm going to make a killing in the diet industry. These suckers take 25 pounds off INSTANTLY. 1.1850 0.03179 173 143 28 2
3833 Two are better than one. And if I can solve my center of gravity issue, maybe they’ll stop flipping me upside down. 1.1849 0.03505 146 121 23 2
3834 It helps me with my ED. 1.1849 0.04008 146 125 15 6
3835 They're more comfortable than suspenders plus they give me a lift crossing the street. 1.1847 0.03594 157 132 21 4
3836 What app are you using for these?? 1.1847 0.03815 157 134 17 6
3837 Are my flies showing? 1.1847 0.03479 157 131 23 3
3838 Some day, Google is going to invent a way to wear these on your face. 1.1847 0.03920 157 135 15 7
3839 They bring me to and from work with no traffic, no parking, no stop lights, and no citations. 1.1847 0.03594 157 132 21 4
3840 Yes, I do have eyes in the back of my head. 1.1847 0.03815 157 134 17 6
3841 It's all about perspective. 1.1847 0.03815 157 134 17 6
3842 They work kind of like suspenders.” 1.1847 0.03360 157 130 25 2
3843 Airspace regulations be damned. I am ready. 1.1847 0.03706 157 133 19 5
3844 Its really a very soft ride due to the elastic... 1.1847 0.03594 157 132 21 4
3845 I called for a Lyft, not a WedgY. 1.1845 0.03742 168 144 17 7
3846 No, I'm no longer late for work. I solved the problem with red lights at intersections. And that's really helped. 1.1845 0.03645 168 143 19 6
3847 They look neat for thirty minutes at a time. 1.1844 0.03846 141 119 18 4
3848 I couldn't get an airline reservation. 1.1844 0.03584 179 153 19 7
3849 Alcatraz escape redone. 1.1844 0.03404 179 151 23 5
3850 All the old-time TV cowboys had two six-shooters -- I just updated the concept. And besides, one of them fetches me lunch. 1.1842 0.03545 152 127 22 3
3851 C'mon, they won't get you. 1.1842 0.03545 152 127 22 3
3852 I am trying to recreate my dream from last night. 1.1842 0.03896 152 130 16 6
3853 They’re called pantaDrones’ 1.1842 0.03545 152 127 22 3
3854 It’s Amazon Prime in reverse. 1.1840 0.03613 163 138 20 5
3855 Belts are so August. 1.1840 0.03397 163 136 24 3
3856 I call it the Da Vinci 1.1840 0.03613 163 138 20 5
3857 I'm delivering twins this afternnoon. 1.1840 0.03915 163 141 14 8
3858 Sure beats suspenders and chicks dig em! 1.1839 0.03266 174 145 26 3
3859 You’re either with the times, or you’re against them. 1.1838 0.03417 185 157 22 6
3860 Your wife paid me $5,000 to tape your every move. What do you offer? 1.1837 0.03741 147 124 19 4
3861 You know that song "Up, up and a way in my beautiful balloon?" So old fashioned. 1.1837 0.03128 196 164 28 4
3862 I know mine need batteries but, this is the hip way to hold your pants up. 1.1837 0.03741 147 124 19 4
3863 Selfie drones! 1.1837 0.03615 147 123 21 3
3864 At least this is faster than having my pizza delivered to me. 1.1835 0.03217 158 130 27 1
3865 Forget belt and suspenders! 1.1835 0.03459 158 132 23 3
3866 The drones are able to sense my self-satisfaction and snap them accordingly. 1.1835 0.03792 158 135 17 6
3867 They're the new suspenders. Very big in Europe! 1.1835 0.03217 158 130 27 1
3868 What’s your problem? It’s not like I’m standing here naked! 1.1835 0.03340 158 131 25 2
3869 I just figured I would suspend my suspicions of government surveillance. 1.1834 0.03625 169 144 19 6
3870 I'll never have to worry about my hiney hanging out! 1.1834 0.03527 169 143 21 5
3871 Did you hear? Amazon now has it’s own clothing line. 1.1834 0.03625 169 144 19 6
3872 Rainbow suspenders are so 1970's. 1.1834 0.03527 169 143 21 5
3873 It's a drone and braces system. 1.1833 0.03294 180 151 25 4
3874 I think they’re called wedgie-makers but I don’t know why! 1.1833 0.03565 180 154 19 7
3875 Ready? 1.1833 0.03294 180 151 25 4
3876 It was either this or the hybrid belt.. 1.1832 0.04026 131 111 16 4
3877 Lastly,I've saved a fortune in belts for my pants. 1.1832 0.04026 131 111 16 4
3878 KEEPS MY PANTS UP AND MY SHIRT NEAT 1.1830 0.03524 153 128 22 3
3879 I traded in my car for these guys. Much cheaper now! 1.1830 0.03271 153 126 26 1
3880 Until I can afford another one, they just give me a spring in my step. 1.1830 0.03524 153 128 22 3
3881 It's called multi-tasking... 1.1830 0.03644 153 129 20 4
3882 I'm just concerned because my wife is taller than me 1.1830 0.03760 153 130 18 5
3883 Hi , I'm Kevin. And meet my friends Bruce and Jim 1.1830 0.03760 153 130 18 5
3884 When I was a busker, I would drone on and on 1.1830 0.03271 153 126 26 1
3885 Okay, I'm all set. Drone on! 1.1829 0.03593 164 139 20 5
3886 Their combined lift would reduce your weight by 12 lbs. 1.1829 0.03266 164 136 26 2
3887 Couldn't find my belt this morning... 1.1829 0.03593 164 139 20 5
3888 I am going to dominate the drone belt delivery and installation market 1.1829 0.03696 164 140 18 6
3889 When considering our fascination over flying machines and low-waisted trousers, we find an intersection at our fear of them falling down. 1.1829 0.03808 175 152 14 9
3890 Say hello to my little friends. 1.1829 0.03249 175 146 26 3
3891 Believe me, it is a great improvement over my old suspenders. 1.1829 0.03349 175 147 24 4
3892 You were talking to yourself, don't deny it! 1.1829 0.03349 175 147 24 4
3893 Its just there so my pants are tighter. Also so I don't have to walk. 1.1829 0.03631 175 150 18 7
3894 Five bucks for a tour. 1.1829 0.03349 175 147 24 4
3895 Come on! Give me the controls. 1.1824 0.03958 148 127 15 6
3896 Dude, it's all about analytics. You're walk just isn't efficient. 1.1824 0.03592 148 124 21 3
3897 I can adjust mine using my phone or smartwatch. 1.1824 0.04292 148 130 9 9
3898 Form follows function, form follows function"--- I'm over all that 1.1824 0.03718 148 125 19 4
3899 Now, I bet your thinking "I wish he wouldn't get carried away like that." ... but I'm just such a big supporter of his. 1.1824 0.04072 148 128 13 7
3900 They make you feel fly. 1.1824 0.03663 159 135 19 5
3901 Go on, say sonething. 1.1824 0.03770 159 136 17 6
3902 High tech bully. 1.1824 0.03321 159 132 25 2
3903 There’s an app for that! 1.1824 0.03439 159 133 23 3
3904 They would look better charging on your bedroom floor 1.1824 0.03770 159 136 17 6
3905 Look out! They're ravenous for suspenders! 1.1824 0.03770 159 136 17 6
3906 They even take my Metro Card 1.1824 0.03439 159 133 23 3
3907 "No, you'll need to call for one, .. I said I was taxi-ing" 1.1824 0.03605 170 145 19 6
3908 I just clicked "Expert Installation" and... 1.1824 0.03196 170 141 27 2
3909 Dude...the suspense is killing me! 1.1824 0.03508 170 144 21 5
3910 My wife likes to keep tabs on me. 1.1824 0.03407 170 143 23 4
3911 You say braces...I say suspenders ! 1.1824 0.03303 170 142 25 3
3912 Droning, on and on. 1.1823 0.03277 181 152 25 4
3913 I've always had trust issues. 1.1818 0.03871 165 143 14 8
3914 well, How else do you expect me, a wealthy CEO, to hold up my pants? belts are for peons. 1.1818 0.03871 165 143 14 8
3915 Suspenders are so primitive. 1.1818 0.03379 154 128 24 2
3916 I'm just rying to capture the moment. 1.1818 0.03427 176 149 22 5
3917 The batteries are rechargeable. How do yours work? 1.1818 0.03737 154 131 18 5
3918 The fashion police have really gone high tech. 1.1818 0.03528 143 119 22 2
3919 It's nice and tingly. 1.1818 0.03737 154 131 18 5
3920 Trust me, you will remain anonymous and the information held in strictest of confidence. 1.1818 0.03622 154 130 20 4
3921 Hey, it was good seeing you last night. 1.1818 0.03871 165 143 14 8
3922 A new prototype designed to hilariously annoy enemies of the state. 1.1818 0.03622 154 130 20 4
3923 I'm a handi-capable angel. And no, we don't wear the long robes anymore. The restroom attendants found them too confusing. 1.1813 0.03681 171 147 17 7
3924 I AM happy to see you, and yes those are drones on my pockets 1.1813 0.03489 171 145 21 5
3925 It's for a new reality show, The Life of the Dull and Dumber 1.1813 0.03489 171 145 21 5
3926 I'm the personal assistant you just hired on Amazon Gigs Prime! 1.1813 0.03586 171 146 19 6
3927 No babe can resist being filmed from two different angles simultaneously! 1.1813 0.03389 171 144 23 4
3928 Take me to your leader, Bezos. 1.1813 0.03286 171 143 25 3
3929 And with this, you'll never need a belt-and-suspenders again. 1.1812 0.03748 160 137 17 6
3930 I'm advertising Uber's new Take a Drone Home 1.1812 0.03748 160 137 17 6
3931 I'm droning, and how are you? 1.1812 0.03642 160 136 19 5
3932 Ja, but don't you think suspenders look a bit nerdy? 1.1812 0.03742 138 116 19 3
3933 How can you call them suspenders if you're not actually suspended in air? 1.1808 0.03502 177 151 20 6
3934 ... And your Amazon Prime subscription also comes with free music streaming! 1.1808 0.03410 177 150 22 5
3935 They are gas powered so, well, beans... 1.1808 0.03502 177 151 20 6
3936 Belt and suspenders are so last year. 1.1808 0.03216 177 148 26 3
3937 I think I'm fine with the 2nd amendment. 1.1807 0.03449 166 140 22 4
3938 No, I don't find this invasive at all. 1.1806 0.03715 155 132 18 5
3939 So while in theory “try before you buy” works for online retailers, the return process needs work. 1.1806 0.03482 155 130 22 3
3940 I'm your cab service at the curb, sir. 1.1806 0.03600 155 131 20 4
3941 With these I don’t need suspenders! 1.1806 0.03826 155 133 16 6
3942 It's only a dollar to start them up and 15 cents a minute! 1.1805 0.03970 133 113 16 4
3943 I'm a belt and Drone kind of guy. 1.1803 0.03424 183 156 21 6
3944 They'll have to update that "Up, Up and Away" song. 1.1802 0.03268 172 144 25 3
3945 If you're going to wear suspenders, you can't afford to look retro. 1.1802 0.03470 172 146 21 5
3946 Check it out, this’ll show those guys who are always droning on about themselves. 1.1802 0.03567 172 147 19 6
3947 It's delivery by delivery man delivered by drone! 1.1801 0.03621 161 137 19 5
3948 See!...and you said buying two droins would be a waste of money! 1.1801 0.03512 161 136 21 4
3949 Oh, Jealous? Just get Elon Musk to call you a pedophile on Twitter. He's sends you these bad boys as an apology 1.1801 0.03621 161 137 19 5
3950 I'm not into selfies. 1.1801 0.03930 161 140 13 8
3951 I feel like I've been dronning on... 1.1801 0.03400 161 135 23 3
3952 My pants have their own YouTube channel. 1.1801 0.03621 161 137 19 5
3953 I told them I wanted trip insurance. 1.1800 0.03420 150 125 23 2
3954 I just got $10 mil. From a venture capitalist who wants to take this idea public. 1.1800 0.03908 150 129 15 6
3955 $10 bucks to 72xRiverside-grab my hand! 1.1799 0.04241 139 121 11 7
3956 "Would you like to be on television ?" 1.1798 0.03199 178 149 26 3
3957 You’re so old-fashioned. Strap on a pair! 1.1797 0.04065 128 109 15 4
3958 No, this is not my idea, its my wife's 1.1796 0.03533 167 142 20 5
3959 Yeah they record everything, but didn't you hear me? Free suspenders! 1.1796 0.03213 167 139 26 2
3960 I'd gladly sacrifice a little privacy for that snuggier sensation. 1.1796 0.03323 167 140 24 3
3961 They cut down on the crowds. 1.1796 0.03098 167 138 28 1
3962 ...and I bet your underwear aren't even online. 1.1796 0.03430 167 141 22 4
3963 You're just jealous—like that guy using the urinal beside me this morning. 1.1795 0.03693 156 133 18 5
3964 Sorry to drop in on you like this but it makes for a truly authentic online dating experience. 1.1795 0.03803 156 134 16 6
3965 They used to be controlled via AI, but it fell in love with me and kept trying to pull down my pants. 1.1795 0.04015 156 136 12 8
3966 Because it takes a four-foot balloon to get the same lift. 1.1795 0.03579 156 132 20 4
3967 Uh, yeah, I did arrive in less than two hours, but forgot the product I was supposed to deliver. Sorry dude. 1.1795 0.03579 156 132 20 4
3968 As soon as the wind picks up, I'll track down the guy who stole your car. 1.1792 0.03146 173 144 27 2
3969 . . . for when I can't find a chair . . . 1.1792 0.03251 173 145 25 3
3970 My girlfriend is convinced I'm cheating on her. I'm proving my innocence. 1.1792 0.03251 173 145 25 3
3971 No "Through the woods to grandmother's house" this year. 1.1790 0.03492 162 137 21 4
3972 Hey, what else are suspenders for, if not suspension! 1.1790 0.03265 162 135 25 2
3973 Hey buddy can you spare a buck to help support the battery life which supports...... 1.1790 0.03381 162 136 23 3
3974 It's a lot more versatile than the elevator! 1.1790 0.03265 162 135 25 2
3975 Silicon Valley thinks it's a can't miss IPO. 1.1790 0.03265 162 135 25 2
3976 Look...the government is holding up my pants. 1.1790 0.03807 162 140 15 7
3977 Drones man the only way to beat the rush hour, 1.1790 0.03381 162 136 23 3
3978 Gotta watch out for who's watching who! 1.1790 0.03381 162 136 23 3
3979 Keeping your pants up is a breeze with these smartsuspenders. 1.1789 0.03163 190 160 26 4
3980 Have you not tried Uber Pleats yet? 1.1789 0.02886 190 157 32 1
3981 I could go on and on. 1.1788 0.03650 151 128 19 4
3982 It's like walking on the moon. 1.1788 0.03399 151 126 23 2
3983 All I’m saying is I’ll work for drone fuel. 1.1788 0.03527 151 127 21 3
3984 Regular belts give me a muffin top 1.1788 0.03769 151 129 17 5
3985 I know I don't look like I need it, but—do you have any change? 1.1788 0.03650 151 128 19 4
3986 The money I'll save on belts really makes it worth it. 1.1788 0.03650 151 128 19 4
3987 You people said "pull up your pants!" 1.1788 0.03374 179 152 22 5
3988 Flying? These are suspenders. 1.1788 0.03083 179 149 28 2
3989 Trust me, Tim. I'm an Angel Investor 1.1786 0.03514 168 143 20 5
3990 Are those first gen? Very retro. But where's the camera? 1.1786 0.03614 168 144 18 6
3991 No, these ARE the high-flying drones. 1.1786 0.03411 168 142 22 4
3992 When I get home I get to replay myself in 3D! 1.1786 0.03305 168 141 24 3
3993 Yeah, suspender drones. They hold your pants up and fly you around town, too! 1.1786 0.03305 168 141 24 3
3994 Here, hand me your cell phone, I'm going to take a selfie that's out of this world. 1.1786 0.03711 168 145 16 7
3995 It's a living! 1.1786 0.03403 140 116 23 1
3996 And here I thought people wanted to suspend drones... 1.1783 0.03441 157 132 22 3
3997 Climb on my back and I"ll take you where ever yo want to go. 1.1783 0.03558 157 133 20 4
3998 Suspenders went out with Elan Musk. 1.1783 0.03441 157 132 22 3
3999 You're so 1850's. 1.1782 0.03335 174 147 23 4
4000 1 million subscribers now that they “go live” whenever I get dressed. 1.1782 0.03528 174 149 19 6
4001 It's part of my concussion protocol." 1.1781 0.03849 146 125 16 5
4002 This way, I'll know the exact moment I lose that last ounce of winter weight. 1.1779 0.03362 163 137 23 3
4003 They’re drone suspenders, the new in high tech outerwear. 1.1779 0.03128 163 135 27 1
4004 I get a massive a-drone-alin rush every time I use it 1.1779 0.03247 163 136 25 2
4005 Would you mind taking this arm...I'm a bit overweight for take-off? 1.1779 0.03247 163 136 25 2
4006 Gucci has really uped there belt game. 1.1779 0.03362 163 137 23 3
4007 You need to take a step back and get some perspective. 1.1778 0.03263 180 152 24 4
4008 If people know that I'm videotaping them, they don't drone on so much. 1.1778 0.03357 180 153 22 5
4009 I wish he would stop droning on about his paleo diet... 1.1778 0.03448 180 154 20 6
4010 Get with the times and wear SUSPENDers™️ 1.1776 0.03628 152 129 19 4
4011 Camera is off in men’s room. Only forgot once. Got released on a technicality 1.1776 0.03860 152 131 15 6
4012 Your drone follows my drone around the skyline. A hundred bucks for a half hour. 1.1776 0.03628 152 129 19 4
4013 Did you see Top Gun? Think of me as your wing-man. 1.1776 0.03746 152 130 17 5
4014 My job is safe, it takes two drones to replace me. 1.1775 0.03594 169 145 18 6
4015 It's the new internal revenue service direct payment system. 1.1775 0.03392 169 143 22 4
4016 Now I'll never have to worry about my pants sagging! 1.1775 0.03392 169 143 22 4
4017 Red suspenders are soo 20th century. 1.1774 0.03009 186 155 29 2
4018 My wife enlisted a private security firm to secure the family jewels. 1.1774 0.03373 186 159 21 6
4019 Are you jealous? Don't worry. It might not work! 1.1772 0.03649 158 135 18 5
4020 I see you when you're bad or good. So be good for goodness sake. 1.1772 0.03649 158 135 18 5
4021 Give me an exchange I said, and I'll let the delivery boys go. 1.1772 0.03758 158 136 16 6
4022 It is the belt of the future! Holds up your pants – air-conditions! 1.1772 0.03758 158 136 16 6
4023 It’s safer than the new Boeing, I can tell you that much! 1.1772 0.03537 158 134 20 4
4024 Talk about lift and comfort! AND with optional tasers, no practical joker has braved snapping them yet! 1.1772 0.03649 158 135 18 5
4025 I got the idea when my spouse told me I was always droning on. 1.1772 0.03301 158 132 24 2
4026 Suspenders so passé 1.1771 0.03317 175 148 23 4
4027 Suspenders are old school... 1.1771 0.03602 175 151 17 7
4028 Let me know when I’m out of range! 1.1771 0.03113 175 146 27 2
4029 They're cheaper than suspenders, plus I've lost ten pounds. 1.1771 0.03217 175 147 25 3
4030 And if the blades cut you anywhere, we'll give you your money back! 1.1769 0.04061 147 128 12 7
4031 Its really only a problem when going down in an elevator and the GPS lags on the altitude" 1.1769 0.03440 147 123 22 2
4032 You should see the shoulder pads on my sport jacket. 1.1768 0.03453 164 139 21 4
4033 Meet the parents. 1.1768 0.03453 164 139 21 4
4034 One more and I can teleport. 1.1768 0.03453 164 139 21 4
4035 Our stretch goal is customer support. 1.1768 0.03560 164 140 19 5
4036 I could never find my size. 1.1768 0.03560 164 140 19 5
4037 In the future , everyone will keep they’re pants up this way 1.1768 0.03229 164 137 25 2
4038 I'm glad you asked. My drone man costume is at the dry cleaners. 1.1768 0.03343 164 138 23 3
4039 It was the only way I could get the government to help pull me up by the bootstraps. 1.1768 0.03340 181 154 22 5
4040 I've discovered the solution to belt slippage 1.1768 0.03431 181 155 20 6
4041 They are great! Works like suspenders! 1.1768 0.02987 198 166 29 3
4042 Alexa, get me Gordon Gekko on the phone. Oh, never mind, he's right here. 1.1765 0.03574 170 146 18 6
4043 Retrofuturism. You should check it out! 1.1765 0.03606 153 130 19 4
4044 Hi, I’m the slim Jim you ordered. 1.1765 0.03837 153 132 15 6
4045 You should see my streaming numbers during bathroom breaks. 1.1765 0.03574 170 146 18 6
4046 Amazon’s throwing these in if you’re a Prime member. I read every review before committing. 1.1765 0.03374 170 144 22 4
4047 Hey I’m gonna need you to sign a waiver if you enter my Drone Zone. 1.1765 0.03484 153 129 21 3
4048 Shoulders-free suspenders. Amazing for your posture and really helps with getting my steps in. 1.1765 0.03606 153 130 19 4
4049 Who needs belts? This is how you keep your pants up with style. 1.1765 0.03269 170 143 24 3
4050 Sure, all you need to worry about is holding up your pants. Me? I need 360-degree capture of every stop-and-frisk. 1.1765 0.03269 170 143 24 3
4051 My suitcases have their own drones. 1.1765 0.03484 153 129 21 3
4052 Just act normal... 1.1765 0.03606 153 130 19 4
4053 At least they come with Wi-Fi 1.1765 0.03723 153 131 17 5
4054 Watch out! All drone operations are suspended. 1.1765 0.03574 170 146 18 6
4055 Everyone has 2 choices: be on a kill list or make one. 1.1765 0.03606 153 130 19 4
4056 Trust me. These are so much better than an iPod. 1.1761 0.03200 176 148 25 3
4057 It's great for getting pizza. 1.1761 0.02990 176 146 29 1
4058 I'm a TMZ paparazzi -- Did you see which way Megyn Kelly went? 1.1761 0.03300 176 149 23 4
4059 Personal delivery option. 1.1761 0.02990 176 146 29 1
4060 New from Apple: the Corporate Drone 1.1761 0.03200 176 148 25 3
4061 No not high tech suspenders. f No not high tech suspenders. They're here to blow away flatulence 1.1761 0.03300 176 149 23 4
4062 Too lazy to pull up his own pants. 1.1761 0.03397 176 150 21 5
4063 Of course, I’m just a prototype—but who wouldn’t want a Johnny-on-the-spot? 1.1761 0.03402 159 134 22 3
4064 But these suspenders work just fine, 1.1761 0.03517 159 135 20 4
4065 I can walk and chew gum at the same time with these gizmos! 1.1761 0.03402 159 134 22 3
4066 These suspenders are from Amazon.com. 1.1761 0.03402 159 134 22 3
4067 I come to you with a message from the near future - suspenders are in. 1.1761 0.03628 159 136 18 5
4068 The suspenders just didn't work for me. 1.1761 0.03505 142 119 21 2
4069 No I haven't heard of Skynet. Sounds cutting edge! 1.1758 0.03743 165 143 15 7
4070 Ultimately, I want to free solo the Burj Khalifa. 1.1758 0.03434 165 140 21 4
4071 Now that's what I call a lift! 1.1758 0.03540 165 141 19 5
4072 What? You haven't heard of UberDrone? 1.1754 0.03252 171 144 24 3
4073 The newer models will be able to lift me up with them. 1.1754 0.03650 171 148 16 7
4074 I think it'll work. They're both flexible flyers. 1.1754 0.03144 171 143 26 2
4075 Come on, Jimmy -- 'Man of Steel' is only an expression. 1.1753 0.03814 154 133 15 6
4076 And don't get me started on how awkward the selfies are. 1.1753 0.03464 154 130 21 3
4077 Better than suspenders 1.1753 0.03464 154 130 21 3
4078 Can you hear me now? No? I must be droning you out. 1.1753 0.03584 154 131 19 4
4079 Yes, this is a remote belt. 1.1751 0.03183 177 149 25 3
4080 I was pretty low too, but decided to make a change. 1.1751 0.03379 177 151 21 5
4081 I left my suspenders at the hotel. 1.1750 0.03382 160 135 22 3
4082 You imagine yourself whizzing around some war zone but in the total safety of Jersey. Dude, it's hot! 1.1750 0.03496 160 136 20 4
4083 Suspenders that transport. 1.1750 0.03496 160 136 20 4
4084 Hey dude, can I borrow those suspenders? 1.1750 0.03607 160 137 18 5
4085 You like em? It’s the newest thing in suspenders 1.1750 0.03607 160 137 18 5
4086 Seriously. You need to stop droning on and on about this. 1.1748 0.03483 143 120 21 2
4087 Swap a drone for those suspenders. 1.1747 0.03306 166 140 23 3
4088 This way your wife will never know about our divorce investigation. 1.1747 0.03520 166 142 19 5
4089 Back to the Future completely failed to grasp the potential of drones to deliver high quality wedgies - it’s a transformative technology for Biffs everywhere! 1.1747 0.03520 166 142 19 5
4090 Cost less than that new GoPro. Better angles, too! 1.1745 0.03655 149 127 18 4
4091 Belts are so low tech 1.1745 0.03655 149 127 18 4
4092 These babies also make sure my zipper is zipped . 1.1744 0.03631 172 149 16 7
4093 Yeah, they're a real timesaver for my Insta feed. 1.1744 0.03438 172 147 20 5
4094 In Soviet Russia, pants take off you! 1.1744 0.03536 172 148 18 6
4095 They want me to take them to Putin. 1.1744 0.03438 172 147 20 5
4096 The FAA is constantly giving me shit about airspace. 1.1744 0.03338 172 146 22 4
4097 Bizarre is when they start claiming that I am attached to them. 1.1744 0.03127 172 144 26 2
4098 OK. So it's overkill to keep my pants up. 1.1742 0.03443 155 131 21 3
4099 Smile, you're on flying camera. 1.1742 0.03563 155 132 19 4
4100 Yes, 6 D, 360 degree selfie. 1.1742 0.03443 155 131 21 3
4101 I know they say earth is round, but I just have to see for myself. 1.1742 0.03443 155 131 21 3
4102 So . . . how far into the 21st century do you think those will stay up? 1.1742 0.03443 155 131 21 3
4103 And I dont need braces! 1.1742 0.03319 155 130 23 2
4104 Need a lift? Give me a bear hug! 1.1742 0.03266 178 151 23 4
4105 Hey dude! I can take you to places you never thought existed. 1.1739 0.03476 161 137 20 4
4106 It’s a belt and suspenders operation. 1.1739 0.03586 161 138 18 5
4107 I said, "We can both hover--not have her." 1.1739 0.03465 184 159 18 7
4108 Now you see why I drone on and on..... 1.1739 0.03693 161 139 16 6
4109 My kid's in Harvard now, so I've had to step up my game. 1.1737 0.03500 167 143 19 5
4110 because suspenders are so 1990 1.1737 0.03500 167 143 19 5
4111 I call the suspenders disbelief. 1.1737 0.03602 167 144 17 6
4112 It's a visual message for young men to keep their pants pulled up. 1.1737 0.03500 167 143 19 5
4113 Hey, one can't be too careful. 1.1737 0.03288 167 141 23 3
4114 Superficially, this approach may have some logic to it. 1.1737 0.03288 167 141 23 3
4115 I’m hoping it’s picked for Oprah’s Favorites. 1.1737 0.03288 167 141 23 3
4116 I named them Rover and Hubert Hover 1.1737 0.03176 167 140 25 2
4117 The service works like Uber, only it’s quicker. 1.1737 0.03176 167 140 25 2
4118 No belt, no suspenders, and oh so cool. Mind you, batteries and hair gel costs ain’t cheap. 1.1737 0.03396 167 142 21 4
4119 It’s the quickest way crosstown. 1.1737 0.03396 167 142 21 4
4120 I've lost 10 lbs. overnight. 1.1737 0.03288 167 141 23 3
4121 It’s hard to get my sport coat over these new suspenders. 1.1736 0.03461 144 121 21 2
4122 They are called 'supspenders. 1.1736 0.03983 144 125 13 6
4123 When I'm on the campaign trail, I set them in opposite directions. 1.1734 0.03320 173 147 22 4
4124 I'm viral Vince- go ahead & do something stupid. 1.1734 0.03420 173 148 20 5
4125 ... and the suspenders are adjustable. 1.1734 0.03111 173 145 26 2
4126 When they lose power I just wait in the bathroom while they charge. 1.1734 0.03217 173 146 24 3
4127 I've found that technological advancements really let you focus on the things that matter. 1.1733 0.03507 150 127 20 3
4128 Don't tell me you haven't bought a pair of fly pants yet?!? 1.1733 0.03377 150 126 22 2
4129 I'm the latest in pop-up ads. 1.1733 0.03377 150 126 22 2
4130 Unfortunately, they only get you as far as you think they will. 1.1731 0.03541 156 133 19 4
4131 This is the best belt-and-suspenders approach. 1.1731 0.03656 156 134 17 5
4132 This is the only way I can get above this freakin' mess. My mother was Mexican, Trump says I'm a nobody. 1.1731 0.03541 156 133 19 4
4133 It's the belt of the future, transportation included. 1.1731 0.03423 156 132 21 3
4134 Buddy, I've got a 5-star rating. 1.1731 0.03541 156 133 19 4
4135 ...plus they're powered by blockchain. You can't pass up on this investment! 1.1729 0.03775 133 113 17 3
4136 Better than suspenders cooler than a belt, I call it , Drone won’t leave your pants alone. 1.1728 0.03344 162 137 22 3
4137 If you buy a certain bridge I will throw in two of these. 1.1728 0.03344 162 137 22 3
4138 Twenty-First century suspenders. 1.1728 0.03775 162 141 14 7
4139 Look what I save on belts and suspenders! 1.1728 0.03106 162 135 26 1
4140 I always wanted to be light in my loafers 1.1728 0.03456 162 138 20 4
4141 I've already had 40 seconds of this morning go viral, and it's only Monday. Say goodbye to the 9-to-5. 1.1728 0.03566 162 139 18 5
4142 Hey, man, they work way better than suspenders. 1.1727 0.04075 139 121 12 6
4143 It’s a new app. Do you think it will kill me? 1.1726 0.03582 168 145 17 6
4144 They’re still working out the kinks.” 1.1726 0.03481 168 144 19 5
4145 All you need is a remote control, a spare battery, to give up elevators and cars, and it really takes the pressure off your shoulders. 1.1726 0.03377 168 143 21 4
4146 I'm not ready to actually fly this way yet. I'm still struggling to keep the drones from smacking into each other. And I haven't figured out how to avoid the wedgie, either. 1.1726 0.03582 168 145 17 6
4147 Beats the hell out of those suspenders! 1.1726 0.03481 168 144 19 5
4148 You won't be able to grow an afro anymore, but when you consider the cost savings from not having to purchase belts for the rest of your life... 1.1726 0.03159 168 141 25 2
4149 They were much cheaper than your Gucci suspenders. 1.1726 0.03582 168 145 17 6
4150 I'm from beam-me-up ceiling cleaners 1.1726 0.03481 168 144 19 5
4151 Suspend your disbelief and sadness, the future is here...droning on without you. 1.1724 0.03302 174 148 22 4
4152 Would you like to join our new sexual harassment prevention program? 1.1724 0.03401 174 149 20 5
4153 Don’t flatter yourself, Jim – it was just a downdraft. 1.1724 0.03401 174 149 20 5
4154 talk about a salesman! he sold me on the remote control. 1.1724 0.03498 174 150 18 6
4155 Safety schmafety...I’ll play whatever music you want and no surge pricing. 1.1724 0.03296 145 121 23 1
4156 My voice is no longer my only thing that drones on. 1.1724 0.03591 174 151 16 7
4157 It 's a perfect gift for the 'peeping Tom' in your life. 1.1724 0.03401 174 149 20 5
4158 If you're innocent, what have you got to be worried about? 1.1724 0.03707 145 124 17 4
4159 They're selfie drones. 1.1722 0.03327 180 154 21 5
4160 Suspenders? In this economy? 1.1722 0.03610 151 129 18 4
4161 I double-prayed for deliverance. 1.1722 0.03847 151 131 14 6
4162 Someone told me I can't see what's right in front of me. 1.1722 0.03731 151 130 16 5
4163 "I guarantee you, these suspenders will put a spring in your step." 1.1722 0.03610 151 129 18 4
4164 If the Wright brothers had invented this they'd be flying high now 1.1720 0.03403 157 133 21 3
4165 It`s air suspension, but I could drone on. 1.1720 0.03635 157 135 17 5
4166 Those old suspenders get in the way. You should try these. 1.1720 0.03521 157 134 19 4
4167 Thank god the bullies didn't have these in high school. 1.1720 0.03745 157 136 15 6
4168 He kept droning on! 1.1720 0.03745 157 136 15 6
4169 It's my new weight loss plan. 1.1720 0.03521 157 134 19 4
4170 I am now secure in the knowledge I’ll never make an ass of myself 1.1720 0.03635 157 135 17 5
4171 It's my latest invention, The WedgieFly. 1.1720 0.03853 157 137 13 7
4172 The devil makes much more noise than the angel. 1.1720 0.03853 157 137 13 7
4173 Steve Urkel’s got nothing on my suspenders! 1.1718 0.03437 163 139 20 4
4174 ...And I also wear suspenders. 1.1718 0.03325 163 138 22 3
4175 No bald spots will remain uncovered with these babies 1.1718 0.03437 163 139 20 4
4176 This is the 21st century way to suspend. 1.1718 0.03325 163 138 22 3
4177 Pretty sweet, right? 1.1718 0.03437 163 139 20 4
4178 Hi! I'm Paul, do you have minute for technology? 1.1718 0.03437 163 139 20 4
4179 Synchro something or other. It's real damn expensive but it keeps them from colliding. 1.1716 0.03252 169 143 23 3
4180 Dodger Stadium Express 1.1716 0.03755 169 148 13 8
4181 And the best thing? Drone pants batteries last half an hour! 1.1716 0.03462 169 145 19 5
4182 I’ve been told to watch my step. 1.1714 0.03285 175 149 22 4
4183 You're flying low. 1.1714 0.03383 175 150 20 5
4184 This will be the next big thing for inversion freaks. 1.1713 0.03216 181 154 23 4
4185 How do you like my high tech suspenders? 1.1713 0.03216 181 154 23 4
4186 Now all I need is underwear that is less painful when stressed. 1.1712 0.03683 146 125 17 4
4187 You see, big brother helps all of us in different ways. 1.1711 0.03823 152 132 14 6
4188 With my suspenders, if they both work I get Lift, if one fails, I get dragged through the mud and ruptured. 1.1711 0.03465 152 129 20 3
4189 If they don't get called into combat, I'll beat you there! 1.1711 0.03588 152 130 18 4
4190 I’ll tell ya Airlines these days, amirite? 1.1711 0.03588 152 130 18 4
4191 A drone again, naturally. 1.1709 0.03723 158 137 15 6
4192 This will be the biggest auto-flight thing since Daedalus 1.1709 0.03500 158 135 19 4
4193 It also serves as both a belt and suspenders. 1.1707 0.03830 164 144 12 8
4194 Now I know exactly where I am going and where I have been. Can you claim the same? 1.1707 0.03072 164 137 26 1
4195 It’s my personal transport 1.1707 0.03306 164 139 22 3
4196 The FAA notified me that my drone license was to be suspended. 1.1706 0.03443 170 146 19 5
4197 I'm sorry I can only take parties of eight. 1.1705 0.03366 176 151 20 5
4198 My specialist said we should keep an eye on things. 1.1703 0.03103 182 154 25 3
4199 I started at analog, skipped digital and went straight to Popular Mechanix 1.1702 0.03623 141 120 18 3
4200 My wife says I can drone on 1.1701 0.03396 147 124 21 2
4201 Who wouldn't want eight propellers involved in pulling their pants down? 1.1701 0.03785 147 127 15 5
4202 It’s the only thing that holds my pants up! 1.1701 0.03396 147 124 21 2
4203 These US made high tech suspenders are available on sale with a free money back guarantee... 1.1701 0.03396 147 124 21 2
4204 Do I need to wear a seat belt? 1.1699 0.03685 153 132 16 5
4205 The sensation is something you've got to feel to believe. 1.1699 0.03444 153 130 20 3
4206 Air suspenders keep clothes smoother. 1.1699 0.03317 153 129 22 2
4207 Suspenders are a drag, man 1.1698 0.03480 159 136 19 4
4208 So what you will, but plumber's crack is nothing but a faint memory. 1.1698 0.03480 159 136 19 4
4209 Drone mention it! 1.1698 0.03363 159 135 21 3
4210 I know you're excited about your new toy but do you have to drone on and on. 1.1698 0.03807 159 139 13 7
4211 It just seems like we don't have anything in common anymore. 1.1697 0.03398 165 141 20 4
4212 I am your UBER incarnate, take my hand. 1.1697 0.03055 165 138 26 1
4213 What is this guy droning on about! 1.1697 0.03398 165 141 20 4
4214 I know, but this one is for men. 1.1697 0.03609 165 143 16 6
4215 Braces are soooo 80s. 1.1697 0.03173 165 139 24 2
4216 It's all the rage hi-fi apparel, but when I get above ten feet, my voice gets higher and my sperm count drops. 1.1697 0.03173 165 139 24 2
4217 Forget segways, bikes, and scooters! This new method of sightseeing won't get on anyone's nerves! 1.1696 0.03322 171 146 21 4
4218 If I get nominated for the Supreme Court, I can prove I didn’t do anything wrong. 1.1696 0.03108 171 144 25 2
4219 Not in production yet. This is just the Belt a test 1.1696 0.03523 171 148 17 6
4220 You think this is crazy? You should see how I manscape. 1.1696 0.03322 171 146 21 4
4221 The New suspenders 1.1695 0.03047 177 149 26 2
4222 Look at the drone-ads on him!! 1.1695 0.03624 177 155 14 8
4223 Yeah, it is attached to my underwear. 1.1695 0.03442 177 153 18 6
4224 They monitor dissidents and keep your pants up! 1.1694 0.03087 183 155 25 3
4225 Wearing suspenders like it's 1917 is so 2017. 1.1694 0.03183 183 156 23 4
4226 Need a watch? 1.1690 0.03994 142 124 12 6
4227 Well, I can't afford commercial... and I wanna fly south for the winter! 1.1689 0.03637 148 127 17 4
4228 Drone suspenders 1.1689 0.03881 148 129 13 6
4229 No really—- I keep everything to myself. 1.1689 0.03637 148 127 17 4
4230 It's still the MTA. Metropolitan Transporation Amazon. 1.1689 0.03375 148 125 21 2
4231 Dude, last week I caught you watching furry porn. You really aren’t in a position to be kink shaming. 1.1687 0.03224 160 135 23 2
4232 I think the better question is, how much weight could you lose? 1.1687 0.03571 160 138 17 5
4233 elon musk off his shits with this one 1.1687 0.03571 160 138 17 5
4234 Plus, it eliminates the need for a pocket protector. 1.1687 0.03571 160 138 17 5
4235 What do you think of my drone suspenders? 1.1687 0.03571 160 138 17 5
4236 Stop droning on and keep your feet on the ground 1.1685 0.03330 178 153 20 5
4237 The patent pending. 1.1685 0.03234 178 152 22 4
4238 It's one of Musk's less well-known start-ups. I get above the street congestion, and Elon swears the auto-pilot is fail-proof. 1.1678 0.03576 143 122 18 3
4239 How would you like to upgrade to mid-air suspenders?" 1.1678 0.03486 149 127 19 3
4240 It's the latest in voyeurism... 1.1678 0.03738 149 129 15 5
4241 You Gotta Stop just Droning On and On, Man 1.1678 0.03614 149 128 17 4
4242 and you never have to search around for a public restroom. 1.1678 0.03486 149 127 19 3
4243 I'm getting a lot of good vibes! 1.1677 0.03524 155 133 18 4
4244 Suspenders are ok but drones are a gift from above. 1.1677 0.03524 155 133 18 4
4245 And I can get you even better rates if you sign up for the family plan. 1.1677 0.03550 161 139 17 5
4246 Any messages for Pasadena? 1.1677 0.03439 161 138 19 4
4247 Why does everyone think drones are such a crazy hobby? 1.1677 0.03325 161 137 21 3
4248 Jumbo-sized Hot Glue Gun 1.1677 0.03439 161 138 19 4
4249 Thanks for asking. Now mind your own fucking business! 1.1677 0.03550 161 139 17 5
4250 Yes, I'm just back from the Middle East. How did you guess? 1.1677 0.03466 167 144 18 5
4251 Just fifty bucks, and I'll spy on your wife. 1.1677 0.03569 167 145 16 6
4252 Isn't it a handy way to walk drones? 1.1677 0.03138 167 141 24 2
4253 What happened to just spinning plates? 1.1677 0.03466 167 144 18 5
4254 I don't need suspenders, but I make enough in tips on my daily commute to put three kids through college 1.1677 0.03138 167 141 24 2
4255 I call it the belt & suspender & drone method. 1.1676 0.03075 173 146 25 2
4256 You look ridiculous, that outfit is so last season. 1.1676 0.02964 173 145 27 1
4257 The newer model will even brush your teeth for you and drop you off at work 1.1676 0.03183 173 147 23 3
4258 Yes, I’ve lost a little weight recently... How did you know? 1.1676 0.02964 173 145 27 1
4259 This is not what I meant when I told you to keep your pants on and not panic Jeff. 1.1676 0.03406 179 155 18 6
4260 Don't look so glum chum, I used to be just like you! 1.1676 0.03217 179 153 22 4
4261 WHAT THE HECK IT BEATS WALKING 1.1667 0.04060 138 121 11 6
4262 You're probably wondering, sir, how in this rat race, I keep up. 1.1667 0.03592 150 129 17 4
4263 I have been thinking how to avoid the troops Trump is ordering.... 1.1667 0.03306 162 138 21 3
4264 They also do umbrellas. 1.1667 0.03059 174 147 25 2
4265 Just wait until the robot apocalypse happens... 1.1667 0.03059 174 147 25 2
4266 It's nice to step out of the office, sometimes I can't think in there. 1.1667 0.03592 150 129 17 4
4267 It's my latest invention. I interfaced a Roomba with a drone. Virtually each and every flight sucks. I think I'll call it "Southwest". 1.1667 0.03592 150 129 17 4
4268 Ten pounds in five minutes! Best weight loss program ever! 1.1667 0.03269 144 121 22 1
4269 I figured out how to keep my pants from slipping down 1.1667 0.03233 168 143 22 3
4270 Got 'em at an Adult Drone store. 1.1667 0.03653 174 153 13 8
4271 I bought them because they allow me to take continuous, random selfies 1.1667 0.03549 168 146 16 6
4272 You too can feel omnipotent! 1.1667 0.03188 162 137 23 2
4273 It is great for weight control. I lost over 5 lbs this morning. 1.1667 0.03233 168 143 22 3
4274 Just think how different things would have been in those woods if Hänsel had had these instead of his stupid Lederhosen. 1.1667 0.03637 162 141 15 6
4275 I'll be droned if I'm gonna let my pants fall down! 1.1667 0.03637 162 141 15 6
4276 It's a personal transportation system I'm calling Goo-ber 1.1667 0.03530 162 140 17 5
4277 I’ve only got two left. You can have one for $300, two for $500. No packaging required , they will follow you home. 1.1667 0.03503 156 134 18 4
4278 The eighties called, bruh. They want their braces back. 1.1667 0.03503 156 134 18 4
4279 These are way faster than those scooters. 1.1667 0.03059 174 147 25 2
4280 If you think this is a drone, you should hear my voice. 1.1667 0.03333 150 127 21 2
4281 You should try it; for a small annual fee I get free travel to anywhere in the US in two days. 1.1667 0.03269 174 149 21 4
4282 Is Ed Sullivan still on? 1.1667 0.03059 174 147 25 2
4283 it's time to record what's going on down there #youtoo 1.1667 0.03269 174 149 21 4
4284 I can juggle more drones than Amazon. 1.1667 0.03129 156 131 24 1
4285 Dude. The blades literally keep me cooler than you. 1.1657 0.03279 181 156 20 5
4286 You don't have one? 1.1657 0.03542 175 153 15 7
4287 I just got tired of wearing the same old suspenders!! 1.1657 0.03149 175 149 23 3
4288 A small programming error. The little buggers don't understand the difference suspenders and suspend. 1.1657 0.03149 175 149 23 3
4289 Bruce kept going on and on and on about his new suspenders 1.1657 0.03252 175 150 21 4
4290 I abandoned my cable for streaming. 1.1657 0.02933 175 147 27 1
4291 Back in my day, bullies had to get out of bed to give you a wedgy. 1.1657 0.03529 169 147 16 6
4292 The modern way to hold up your pants. 1.1657 0.03104 169 143 24 2
4293 They prevent anyone taking my pants off for sex. The glasses, I mean.” 1.1657 0.03324 169 145 20 4
4294 Good idea, but how do you maintain the tension? 1.1657 0.03216 169 144 22 3
4295 Don't you recognize me? I'm your date. Just flew in from Silicon Valley. 1.1657 0.03216 169 144 22 3
4296 This is faster than taking a taxi. 1.1656 0.03170 163 138 23 2
4297 The mild wedgie is worth it - I'll never be "pantsed" again! 1.1656 0.03170 163 138 23 2
4298 Hey, who needs a self driving car? I'm the first self flying man. 1.1656 0.03400 163 140 19 4
4299 I have a patent on drone-ready suspenders. I'll be home in 12 minutes and you will still be 3 blocks from the highway. 1.1656 0.03363 157 134 20 3
4300 They're so I won't fall down when the drones put me to sleep. 1.1656 0.03363 157 134 20 3
4301 I got tired of you droning on and on. 1.1656 0.03482 157 135 18 4
4302 Belts pinch. Suspenders give wedgies 1.1656 0.03239 157 133 22 2
4303 I’m the new elevator. 1.1656 0.03570 151 130 17 4
4304 Firefighting technology has progressed, Gene. Get with the times! 1.1656 0.03570 151 130 17 4
4305 Suspender Suspended Automation! 1.1656 0.03444 151 129 19 3
4306 I'm with the Good Neighbor program in your neighborhood and every other one too. 1.1656 0.03809 151 132 13 6
4307 Honestly, you’re not going to see a thing. 1.1656 0.03444 151 129 19 3
4308 I’ve decided to only have uplifting conversations for now on. 1.1655 0.03664 145 125 16 4
4309 They are off the shelf but the selfie sticks are my idea. 1.1655 0.03664 145 125 16 4
4310 So you control the left drone, and I control the right one 1.1655 0.03664 145 125 16 4
4311 You're also too young to remember Topo Gigio on Ed Sullivan. 1.1654 0.04019 133 116 12 5
4312 The red ones are officially endorsed by the FDNY” 1.1654 0.03725 133 114 16 3
4313 They're the latest in multi-function drone technology--they hold my pants up, keep me cool, and even zap mosquitos with tiny laser beams! 1.1648 0.03168 182 156 22 4
4314 These braces can zap a mugger at 50 paces. Wanna try 'em? 1.1648 0.03168 182 156 22 4
4315 You're skeptical, but name anyone who does manscaping cheaper than Amazon. 1.1647 0.03409 170 147 18 5
4316 It’s the latest thing and it really works great. So far the only problem I’ve had with it is going to the bathroom. 1.1646 0.03381 164 141 19 4
4317 I have a bad memory, so I need to record to recall. 1.1646 0.03268 164 140 21 3
4318 Believe it, this will never be about me. 1.1646 0.03595 164 143 15 6
4319 I couldn’t find my suspenders. 1.1646 0.03031 164 138 25 1
4320 Do those even have voice activation? 1.1646 0.03343 158 135 20 3
4321 21st century fashion is a little over your head 1.1646 0.03576 158 137 16 5
4322 Don't forget who wears the pants here! 1.1646 0.03461 158 136 18 4
4323 No, the 3rd one is not in my pants. Pay up. 1.1646 0.03220 158 134 22 2
4324 They're a package deal... 1.1645 0.03293 152 129 21 2
4325 But what the back of your suspenders got caught on a door handle? See technology yields simple answers to problems we forgot we had. 1.1645 0.03423 152 130 19 3
4326 This is new from Uber 1.1645 0.03668 152 132 15 5
4327 Couldn't decide between a belt or suspenders, so this works for me. 1.1645 0.03423 152 130 19 3
4328 Bottom line is I couldn't count on my drone to go to the right address, let alone take good photos ... so I've taken over the job, myself. P S ... you won't believe what I've been able to see! 1.1645 0.03548 152 131 17 4
4329 No more belts or suspenders for me. 1.1644 0.03508 146 125 18 3
4330 I can get two more for my underwear for half the cost. Did you hear me? AT HALF COST! 1.1643 0.03600 140 120 17 3
4331 Suspenders are now New School... 1.1642 0.03544 134 114 18 2
4332 Don't forget to charge them. 1.1641 0.03807 128 110 15 3
4333 Hi my name is Hector. Are you the robot hummingbird repair man? 1.1640 0.03267 189 164 19 6
4334 Because you never know when something viral might happen. 1.1638 0.03217 177 152 21 4
4335 I call them "susdronependers." 1.1637 0.03181 171 146 22 3
4336 Mid-air suspenders.” 1.1637 0.03390 171 148 18 5
4337 Suspenders are so old-fashioned! 1.1637 0.03071 171 145 24 2
4338 It's a novel approach to male sexual disfunction. Think about it. 1.1636 0.03134 165 140 23 2
4339 Drone suspenders" will be the next hipster craze. Wanna invest 1.1635 0.03075 159 134 24 1
4340 The rent is cheap but you get your own elevator. 1.1635 0.03441 159 137 18 4
4341 Why wear suspen-DERS when you could wear suspen-DRONES? 1.1635 0.03201 159 135 22 2
4342 Try me - same price, quicker service but remember no funny business! 1.1634 0.03875 153 135 11 7
4343 I call it "cyberbelt" 1.1634 0.03402 153 131 19 3
4344 Meet the new, highly secure. suspenders! 1.1633 0.03486 147 126 18 3
4345 Gimme a moment and I’ll be taller than you. 1.1630 0.03520 135 115 18 2
4346 It's the cool, modern way to hold your pants up. 1.1629 0.03298 178 154 19 5
4347 Baggy jeans were so yesterday 1.1629 0.03201 178 153 21 4
4348 Where would you like to go? 1.1628 0.03444 129 109 19 1
4349 It's about as risky as the American Dream. 1.1628 0.03270 172 148 20 4
4350 With two, you keep your pants balanced 1.1628 0.03471 172 150 16 6
4351 This way we keep our jobs. 1.1627 0.02997 166 140 25 1
4352 Amazon’s latest service: Droning to Work 1.1625 0.03421 160 138 18 4
4353 Sure, but I don't think they come in your size. 1.1625 0.03534 160 139 16 5
4354 I've never really trusted this belt to keep 'em up. 1.1625 0.03534 160 139 16 5
4355 Drone braces, why? 1.1625 0.03304 160 137 20 3
4356 Let the hipsters have suspenders; it's future pants tech for me! 1.1625 0.03421 160 138 18 4
4357 Hi! Why drone on over Skype? I prefer in-person interviews. 1.1625 0.03421 160 138 18 4
4358 Awaiting patent approval for seamless integration of technology into daily life. 1.1623 0.03120 154 130 23 1
4359 I'm prepared----unless they sneak up behind me 1.1623 0.03505 154 133 17 4
4360 I call it UberD 1.1623 0.03381 154 132 19 3
4361 Belts are outdated. 1.1622 0.03120 185 159 22 4
4362 Technology is wonderful. Not only do they keep my pants up, but the added lift also means I no longer have to used Air and Arch Cushion Gel Sole Inserts in my shoes" 1.1622 0.03329 148 126 20 2
4363 I tried it with suspenders, but that was just too unwieldy. 1.1620 0.02980 179 152 25 2
4364 Slide projector, record player, stereo sound - all hands free!!! 1.1618 0.03038 173 147 24 2
4365 I'm deliver singing telegrams. 1.1618 0.03147 173 148 22 3
4366 You are perfect! those suspenders are perfect for Trump Drone University! Fabulous! Want to meet Ivanka? She's on the next corner. 1.1617 0.03100 167 142 23 2
4367 Sartorial suspended animation is so passe; I've moved on to animated suspenders. 1.1617 0.03431 167 145 17 5
4368 Forget suspenders. This is the "belted" look. 1.1617 0.03535 167 146 15 6
4369 With cell phone cameras everywhere you can’t be too careful with suspenders these days! 1.1617 0.03431 167 145 17 5
4370 Suspenders? No, they're pets. 1.1617 0.03431 167 145 17 5
4371 Here's looking at me kid! 1.1615 0.03165 161 137 22 2
4372 It's called fashion, hunny. Look it up. 1.1615 0.03514 161 140 16 5
4373 Hello there! Oh, don’t worry about Julius and Ethel here. They won’t spy. 1.1615 0.03285 161 138 20 3
4374 Yes, but my Internet-enabled, hi-tec suspenders have security cameras. 1.1615 0.03285 161 138 20 3
4375 My wife's idea. Supposed to help me see the other sides of things. 1.1615 0.03514 161 140 16 5
4376 No belt nor suspenders needed. 1.1615 0.03165 161 137 22 2
4377 Your suspenders have an infinite battery life? 1.1613 0.03602 155 135 15 5
4378 Yah, but they keep my pants up--AND even! 1.1613 0.03361 155 133 19 3
4379 Now, I attract younger techies, too! 1.1613 0.03102 155 131 23 1
4380 Mission to Mars Suspended. 1.1613 0.03361 155 133 19 3
4381 I had no idea that your wife rented these drones to spy on you! 1.1613 0.03361 155 133 19 3
4382 One day they wouldn't need the broom sticks 1.1613 0.03484 155 134 17 4
4383 They are suspendrones, it's an aggressive weight watchers program. I haven't eaten in days 1.1613 0.03234 155 132 21 2
4384 Left?? Right?? Don't know which way to go and it's almost Election Day! 1.1611 0.03358 180 157 17 6
4385 These drones deliver me across the street 1.1611 0.02965 180 153 25 2
4386 It’s an AI drone that targets the weak, gives them wedgies, then posts their reaction to social media! Cool, right? 1.1611 0.03443 149 128 18 3
4387 well you know how it is as a married man these days 1.1611 0.03572 149 129 16 4
4388 It’s supposed to be a great ED cure. 1.1611 0.03308 149 127 20 2
4389 The missus says my old garter was inappropriate. 1.1609 0.03130 174 149 22 3
4390 I gave my wife these for her Birthday, little did I know she was going to use them to keep me from straying." 1.1609 0.03434 174 152 16 6
4391 Modern suspenders Kid! 1.1607 0.03306 168 145 19 4
4392 This way, I can keep my pants up AND kill terrorists! 1.1607 0.03196 168 144 21 3
4393 Takeoff at noon. Landing TBA. 1.1607 0.03306 168 145 19 4
4394 Umm, how long do the batteries on these things last? 1.1607 0.03083 168 143 23 2
4395 It's my 21st century take on schizophrenia. 1.1605 0.03382 162 140 18 4
4396 Plus, they handle live streaming for my YouTube channel. 1.1605 0.03382 162 140 18 4
4397 God, you look like an idiot. 1.1603 0.03580 156 136 15 5
4398 My wife is just really insistent about keeping in touch. 1.1602 0.03247 181 157 19 5
4399 They were a gift from my girl friend--I guess she knows I like gadgets. 1.1600 0.03006 175 149 24 2
4400 This is OK for people in front of you, but they haven't figured out how to avoid plumber's crack yet 1.1600 0.03550 150 130 16 4
4401 So, then I thought to myself, Why not? So I drove to the store, on France Avenue, or was it 50th street? No, I’m pretty sure it was France because the traffic was pretty heavy for a Tuesday. And I went to the store and headed straight to the depart.. 1.1600 0.03793 150 132 12 6
4402 I don't like the way suspenders look. 1.1600 0.03114 175 150 22 3
4403 For mechanical suspenders hit old navy 1.1600 0.03114 175 150 22 3
4404 I ain’t going nowhere until the light turns red! 1.1600 0.03421 150 129 18 3
4405 My suspenders were too long. 1.1600 0.03793 150 132 12 6
4406 Suspenders are so old-school...Drone-ups are in! 1.1600 0.03149 150 127 22 1
4407 I'm investigating the truth behind men always thinking with their pants. 1.1600 0.03217 175 151 20 4
4408 Won't you be surprised when I fall to my death! 1.1598 0.03103 194 168 21 5
4409 They see me dronin', they hatin' 1.1598 0.03495 169 148 15 6
4410 An extra one in case the first goes on strike. 1.1598 0.03495 169 148 15 6
4411 I had to pay out of pocket, but I think it'll be worth it in the long run. 1.1598 0.03288 169 146 19 4
4412 They're my version of your suspenders. Also, it clears the sidewalk. 1.1598 0.03066 169 144 23 2
4413 Just a few more pounds and I can avoid the Canada border crossing. 1.1598 0.03179 169 145 21 3
4414 I't's my hipster version of a "belt and suspenders." 1.1598 0.03066 169 144 23 2
4415 Hi, I'm Leonardo, and I'm working on perfecting manned flight. 1.1597 0.03900 144 127 11 6
4416 Belts are SO 20th century. 1.1595 0.03473 163 142 16 5
4417 Watch me step off. 1.1595 0.03362 163 141 18 4
4418 It's called fashion, download it." 1.1595 0.03581 163 143 14 6
4419 Chicks really go for this look, believe me. 1.1595 0.03362 163 141 18 4
4420 I'll bet you I"ll be in Chicago by next weekend. 1.1595 0.03129 163 139 22 2
4421 SelfieHostage.com Pay up or the suspenders fall... 1.1595 0.03473 163 142 16 5
4422 For just a five dollar donationm my two big brothers and I can offer you safety to the next corner. 1.1595 0.03006 163 138 24 1
4423 I’m able to slip in and out unrecognized because it plays havoc with facial recognition. 1.1595 0.03362 163 141 18 4
4424 Duh, drone selfie. 1.1595 0.03129 163 139 22 2
4425 The Catholics should do this 1.1593 0.02935 182 155 25 2
4426 I don't go anywhere without them. 1.1592 0.03066 157 133 23 1
4427 And I suppose you find suspenders cool? 1.1592 0.03321 157 135 19 3
4428 Don’t mind me, i’m just hanging here. 1.1592 0.03442 157 136 17 4
4429 It’s my new invention...they aren’t drones... I call them suspenders 1.1592 0.03442 157 136 17 4
4430 I like the security I get from from belt, suspenders, drones. 1.1592 0.03442 157 136 17 4
4431 They are called "Drone Suspenders! 1.1592 0.03442 157 136 17 4
4432 I'm bloviating, but they really do hold up. 1.1591 0.03200 176 152 20 4
4433 I asked for suspenders and a droid for Christmas. 1.1589 0.03400 151 130 18 3
4434 No, really...I am the brother from another planet. 1.1589 0.03268 151 129 20 2
4435 Got it covered coming and going. 1.1589 0.03268 151 129 20 2
4436 It's the new hipster, dude, catch up. 1.1589 0.03651 151 132 14 5
4437 The suspender is so overdue for a modern update. 1.1589 0.03268 151 129 20 2
4438 How else am I supposed to test the suspension? 1.1588 0.03161 170 146 21 3
4439 Me Too 1.1588 0.03476 170 149 15 6
4440 Never suffer from 'droopy drawer' syndrome again! 1.1588 0.03270 170 147 19 4
4441 Don't let me down, Jim. 1.1588 0.03575 170 150 13 7
4442 It may not be your traditional three-way, but I'm always the star. 1.1588 0.03161 170 146 21 3
4443 They wear the pants in the family. 1.1588 0.03161 170 146 21 3
4444 I'm just guessing,but do you have problems with intimacy 1.1586 0.03484 145 125 17 3
4445 Look Pete, you just have to make your own luck. Commute by two drones? I believe that IS what they call the American Dream. Aim for the troposphere, Pete. 1.1586 0.03484 145 125 17 3
4446 I hate to drone on about it but I just feel so attached" 1.1586 0.03484 145 125 17 3
4447 Well, tell me which one of these two do you think you like more; they’re the only two left and you can have either for a hundred bucks. 1.1586 0.03344 145 124 19 2
4448 Believe me, with this crowd, it'll sell. 1.1585 0.03229 164 141 20 3
4449 It’s the Trump Acapulco! No visa, no money down! Return flight? Hmmmmmmm . . . 1.1585 0.03453 164 143 16 5
4450 Go ahead, shake my hand. They totally won't kill you in 60 FPS 4K HDR for my 65 million followers. 1.1585 0.03229 164 141 20 3
4451 You're hired. 1.1585 0.03214 183 159 19 5
4452 [Mechanical voice] How do you do? We are Zorg. Each day, we record the contents of your home, deliver everything you are missing, and debit your bank account. We are more efficient than targeted advertising. Good bye. 1.1585 0.03214 183 159 19 5
4453 Safety in numbers, my friend. 1.1582 0.03302 158 136 19 3
4454 This can lift you up to a thousand feet and has stereo navigation too! 1.1582 0.03177 158 135 21 2
4455 I know it’s a week too late, but I’d like your vote for Drone Master General. 1.1582 0.03422 158 137 17 4
4456 It's stupid and not even funny 1.1582 0.03302 158 136 19 3
4457 Amazon had a 2 for 1 sale on old models with pick-up! 1.1582 0.03302 158 136 19 3
4458 Why did the fireman wear a belt AND suspenders? 1.1579 0.03144 171 147 21 3
4459 Holds up my pants AND I catch a buzz. 1.1579 0.03044 190 164 22 4
4460 High tech voyeurism is not cheesy. It is uber cool. 1.1579 0.03650 171 152 11 8
4461 Everything 1.1579 0.03252 171 148 19 4
4462 Come aboard! Just hold my hand and take a deep breath. 1.1579 0.03379 152 131 18 3
4463 Ten minutes ago called--they want their suspenders back. 1.1579 0.03252 171 148 19 4
4464 Ugh, this dude is really droning on. 1.1579 0.03506 152 132 16 4
4465 First you activate your drones THEN you airdrop the message. 1.1576 0.03006 184 158 23 3
4466 Where 1.1576 0.03103 184 159 21 4
4467 Instead of belt-and-suspenders 1.1576 0.03094 165 141 22 2
4468 I call them drenders. Sharper image eat your heart out 1.1576 0.03094 165 141 22 2
4469 My Black Mirror costume is really doing wonders, police-wise. 1.1576 0.03434 165 144 16 5
4470 Brings overcompensation to a whole new level 1.1576 0.03324 165 143 18 4
4471 I’ll go anywhere. Who do you want me to spy on? 1.1576 0.03211 165 142 20 3
4472 The drone tie didn't work out, besides these have twice the spy power AND they hold my pants up. 1.1576 0.03094 165 141 22 2
4473 It's the newest line of protection, Camera drones! 1.1576 0.03211 165 142 20 3
4474 It keeps me from getting mugged so they can steal all my personal data later. 1.1575 0.03323 146 125 19 2
4475 The older one tries to get the younger one to do all the work 1.1575 0.03178 146 124 21 1
4476 No shoulder straps, but the solar power doesn't work at night. 1.1575 0.03323 146 125 19 2
4477 This is called 'recording a selfie"! 1.1573 0.03065 178 153 22 3
4478 Blah...blah...blah...blah...blah" 1.1573 0.03265 178 155 18 5
4479 The urologist gives me a discount. 1.1572 0.03030 159 135 23 1
4480 Just one more and I’m up! 1.1572 0.03159 159 136 21 2
4481 I've always been a belt man, but I feel I'm being DRONE to suspenders. 1.1572 0.03283 159 137 19 3
4482 You like my suspenders? 1.1572 0.03402 159 138 17 4
4483 Google Maps - Personal World 1.1572 0.03030 159 135 23 1
4484 Shoulders are SO 2010. 1.1571 0.03249 140 119 20 1
4485 robosuspenders! 1.1570 0.03016 172 147 23 2
4486 Hips are down three inches, and I just feel lighter. 1.1570 0.03016 172 147 23 2
4487 I see it as a conversational ice-breaker. 1.1570 0.03016 172 147 23 2
4488 Believe me, this is the next big fashion look" 1.1570 0.03127 172 148 21 3
4489 I am making millions on peepingtom.com! Subscriptions available! 1.1570 0.03438 172 151 15 6
4490 You've heard of a wedgie right? 1.1570 0.03234 172 149 19 4
4491 It's obvious that the dating app missed the mark! 1.1570 0.03234 172 149 19 4
4492 They're the next generation of suspenders. 1.1569 0.03359 153 132 18 3
4493 So my left hand knows what my right hand's doing. 1.1569 0.03484 153 133 16 4
4494 These Suspenders also let take great Videos. 1.1569 0.03228 153 131 20 2
4495 Still photography is finished. 1.1566 0.03077 166 142 22 2
4496 Huh? 1.1566 0.03414 166 145 16 5
4497 I'm the next thing in drone delivery! 1.1566 0.03077 166 142 22 2
4498 Oh you think these auto-suspenders are nice? Just wait till you see my toilet. 1.1566 0.03306 166 144 18 4
4499 These are the cool replacement for those old-fashioned, unsightly suspenders. 1.1566 0.03414 166 145 16 5
4500 No, but they're new to me. 1.1565 0.03440 147 127 17 3
4501 A drone homage to the Ed Sullivan show, of course. 1.1565 0.03158 147 125 21 1
4502 Beats suspenders! 1.1564 0.03248 179 156 18 5
4503 I can talk for hours and hours, on and on and on and on and on and on and on...................... 1.1564 0.03150 179 155 20 4
4504 My kids hid my suspenders 1.1564 0.03049 179 154 22 3
4505 If you don't update soon, they'll start slowing yours down 1.1562 0.03263 160 138 19 3
4506 You know, these aren't really attached to my belt. 1.1562 0.03496 160 140 15 5
4507 And the headline said "Millennials are Ruining Suspenders" 1.1562 0.03263 160 138 19 3
4508 Who would have thought that Baron Harkonnen had a prescient sense of style? 1.1562 0.03013 160 136 23 1
4509 I'm not 'wearing' pants. 1.1562 0.03141 160 137 21 2
4510 They've cut my travel time down by half! 1.1560 0.03528 141 122 16 3
4511 I’m not a stranger 1.1558 0.03074 154 131 22 1
4512 Hey! Get with the 21st century. 1.1558 0.03209 154 132 20 2
4513 Like you, I have no waist. Haven't you heard these new hi-tech suspenders are all the rage? 1.1558 0.03338 154 133 18 3
4514 It tells me how many calories I've burned. 1.1558 0.03584 154 135 14 5
4515 I use a dash of vinegar during the rinse cycle for best results. 1.1558 0.03338 154 133 18 3
4516 I don't know -- the ticket said "base economy." 1.1558 0.03700 154 136 12 6
4517 The hell with selfies! Now I'm on camera 24/7. 1.1557 0.03060 167 143 22 2
4518 Let’s see them try to call me a boring drone now that I’ve got two. 1.1557 0.03175 167 144 20 3
4519 I'd drown without them! 1.1557 0.03060 167 143 22 2
4520 I try to use technology in a way that fosters independence. 1.1556 0.03134 180 156 20 4
4521 Six dollars each, ten dollars for both. 1.1554 0.03281 148 127 19 2
4522 Belts were just too much a hassle. 1.1554 0.03419 148 128 17 3
4523 I hate to say this, but you have the tendency to drone on when you talk to me. 1.1553 0.03476 161 141 15 5
4524 ...and with the newest version, they can hold your pants for an extra hour. 1.1553 0.03123 161 138 21 2
4525 I hate suspenders. These work great! 1.1553 0.03245 161 139 19 3
4526 Lost my fantasy league. Have to stream an atomic wedgie. 1.1553 0.03362 161 140 17 4
4527 Quick! Grab me before my return is processed! 1.1553 0.03476 161 141 15 5
4528 They also call me a nerd! 1.1553 0.03362 161 140 17 4
4529 Belts and braces are so yesterday. 1.1552 0.03094 174 150 21 3
4530 These give me more protection than a bulletproof vest! 1.1548 0.03318 155 134 18 3
4531 One heads south, the other north. Looks like I'm stuck in the middle with you. 1.1548 0.03442 155 135 16 4
4532 My parents never stopped believing that some day I'd really Go Places. (or) When they go Low, I go High. 1.1548 0.03318 155 134 18 3
4533 My pants go down but they go up! 1.1548 0.02923 168 143 24 1
4534 With the midterms it's open season out there. 1.1548 0.02923 168 143 24 1
4535 What did you say? I can't hear you over my drone slacks. 1.1548 0.03269 168 146 18 4
4536 They’re from Drone & Taylor. When they’re done 3D printing my suspenders, they can hem your pants. 1.1548 0.03043 168 144 22 2
4537 Amazon lent them to me! 1.1548 0.03269 168 146 18 4
4538 "Tinder 2.0". 1.1548 0.03158 168 145 20 3
4539 I call this... how to keep your pants up. 1.1547 0.03018 181 156 22 3
4540 My security plan gives you a "lift" in more ways than one. 1.1547 0.02914 181 155 24 2
4541 They play doubles at table tennis too! 1.1547 0.03018 181 156 22 3
4542 My wife wants to make sure that I'm coming right back - her cute little way of keeping an eye on me 1.1547 0.03215 181 158 18 5
4543 Pants technology has come a long way. 1.1544 0.03261 149 128 19 2
4544 It is a concept piece. Hi tech suspenders. 1.1544 0.03261 149 128 19 2
4545 It's just the prototype, the production models are a lot quieter! 1.1543 0.02979 162 138 23 1
4546 Want to see me levatate ? 1.1543 0.03105 162 139 21 2
4547 as seen on Shark Tank- new fashion for spring - these hold up pants better than those old fashioned suspenders you're wearing and puts a spring in your step" 1.1543 0.03343 162 141 17 4
4548 Keeps the pants up while keeping me cool. 1.1543 0.02979 162 138 23 1
4549 It's that new "lifting-pocket" underwear. 1.1543 0.03105 162 139 21 2
4550 I forgot my key. Can you get to the 12th floor balcony? 1.1543 0.03077 175 151 21 3
4551 Hands-free droning. 1.1543 0.03182 175 152 19 4
4552 It’s Airbnb 2.0. 1.1543 0.03182 175 152 19 4
4553 Hey, man, spare a couple of drone batteries? 1.1538 0.03026 169 145 22 2
4554 They'll cost you an arm and a leg. 1.1538 0.03540 156 137 14 5
4555 Wanna trip the light fantastic? 1.1538 0.03754 143 126 12 5
4556 Heck of a pair f braces. I do miss the indoors though. 1.1538 0.02793 182 155 26 1
4557 Suspenders drag you down. These guys are more optimistic. 1.1538 0.03482 143 124 16 3
4558 Joe with Dressed by Drones. 1.1538 0.03697 130 113 14 3
4559 Sorry I can't hear you these are pretty loud. 1.1538 0.03422 156 136 16 4
4560 Look...just belt up. 1.1538 0.03026 169 145 22 2
4561 Thanks but they’re not “drones,” they’re quadcopters. 1.1538 0.03026 169 145 22 2
4562 I see ICE didn't get their budget cut... 1.1538 0.03251 169 147 18 4
4563 Privacy is overrated, and plus the cameras were the most expensive part! 1.1534 0.03165 176 153 19 4
4564 No, I said, ‘Could I borrow your headphones.’ 1.1534 0.03364 176 155 15 6
4565 I heard belts will be out of style next season. 1.1534 0.03207 163 141 19 3
4566 It’s amazing what they can do with suspenders these days. 1.1534 0.03207 163 141 19 3
4567 I was told this is a much better way to get hi than taking drugs. 1.1534 0.03323 163 142 17 4
4568 No, it's not for flying; it's protecting me from falling stars. 1.1534 0.03544 163 144 13 6
4569 ...and they multi-task. 1.1534 0.03323 163 142 17 4
4570 That Levi's company...always one step ahead of the crowd! 1.1534 0.02831 163 138 25 0
4571 Noise good, suspenders bad! 1.1533 0.03376 150 130 17 3
4572 It works out way cheaper than getting a human being to do the job. 1.1533 0.03376 150 130 17 3
4573 Trust me, these Hi-Tech Suspenders are a babe-magnet. 1.1530 0.02987 183 158 22 3
4574 Thank goodness my condo is on the 15nth floor and not in the basement! 1.1530 0.02885 183 157 24 2
4575 I'm part of Amazon's new rent-a-friend. 1.1529 0.03339 170 149 16 5
4576 You just have to dream big. 1.1529 0.03233 170 148 18 4
4577 You'll need FAA approval for these. 1.1529 0.03010 170 146 22 2
4578 Yup, the prison is up the street, can you spare some change? 1.1529 0.03401 157 137 16 4
4579 I allocated three months for the project, but two years later I'd want my wife and kids back more. 1.1529 0.03152 157 135 20 2
4580 Go ahead, buddy. Do something. 1.1529 0.03401 157 137 16 4
4581 Passport expired. 1.1528 0.03729 144 127 12 5
4582 These suspenders are so comfortable. You can’t even feel them!” 1.1527 0.03671 131 114 14 3
4583 I get 22 miles per drone (44 combined). 1.1525 0.03045 177 153 21 3
4584 Grab my hand Shooter, I'm not gonna let us down! 1.1525 0.03045 177 153 21 3
4585 I tether drones for in the moment selfie headshots 1.1525 0.03045 177 153 21 3
4586 Borrow a pair of scissors? Duty calls. 1.1525 0.03249 177 155 17 5
4587 And the Hepa filters do a great job cleaning the air, so I'm actually helping the environment! 1.1524 0.03189 164 142 19 3
4588 Don't call me 'fly boy!' 1.1524 0.03189 164 142 19 3
4589 You buy, I fly. 1.1524 0.03189 164 142 19 3
4590 It's the latest in navel gazing. 1.1523 0.03609 151 133 13 5
4591 These drones generate as much buzz as the New Yorker’s front page. 1.1523 0.03484 151 132 15 4
4592 instead of increased security we need access to free and impartial education 1.1523 0.03484 151 132 15 4
4593 How would you like to feel safe in any neighbourhood? 1.1522 0.03237 138 118 19 1
4594 Superman or Green Lantern ain't got a-nothin' on me. 1.1522 0.03070 184 160 20 4
4595 Well, you did tell your stylist that you wanted to look fly... 1.1522 0.03548 138 120 15 3
4596 Still waiting for the patent on the Zip-Drone. 1.1520 0.03320 171 150 16 5
4597 I know what you're thinking: The way these jeans were sewn were horrific. 1.1520 0.02993 171 147 22 2
4598 His and hers. 1.1520 0.03422 171 151 14 6
4599 They sent me to replace you because you seem lost and out of place! 1.1519 0.03381 158 138 16 4
4600 With these I can jump over tall buildings. Terry Breidenbach , Orange , California 1.1519 0.03381 158 138 16 4
4601 I tried it with my suspenders first, but it made for too bouncy a ride! 1.1519 0.03498 158 139 14 5
4602 This guys drones on so much, it suspends belief 1.1518 0.02807 191 164 25 2
4603 I thought I would make the job of the NSA easier. 1.1517 0.03132 178 155 19 4
4604 Ugh, looks like I got another wrong Amazon order. 1.1517 0.03029 178 154 21 3
4605 I have a hard time looking women in the eyes these days 1.1517 0.02922 178 153 23 2
4606 They take out muggers too! 1.1515 0.03171 165 143 19 3
4607 If you don't like these, you can try them in pink. 1.1515 0.02929 165 141 23 1
4608 There’s no such thing as bad drones, only bad clothing. 1.1515 0.03171 165 143 19 3
4609 Helicopter Mom 2.0 1.1515 0.02929 165 141 23 1
4610 Why walk around wearing a boring old belt when you can use these guys to hold your pants up? 1.1515 0.03052 165 142 21 2
4611 Are you with me? 1.1515 0.03171 165 143 19 3
4612 It's called a virtual virtual. 1.1515 0.03171 165 143 19 3
4613 Did you get a free buggy whip with those suspenders? 1.1514 0.02751 185 158 26 1
4614 They're not super-suspenders, they're super-braces, my good man 1.1513 0.03334 152 132 17 3
4615 I gotta be back home in ten minutes. 1.1513 0.03062 152 130 21 1
4616 If any white woman calls the cops on me, I can fly away before they get here. 1.1513 0.03201 152 131 19 2
4617 It's great! My pants have never fit better AND cartoonists worldwide are able to make ill-informed commentary via slightly humorous drawings illustrating the situation and their poor grasp of technology. 1.1513 0.03201 152 131 19 2
4618 They each insist on helping me get dressed. 1.1512 0.03197 172 150 18 4
4619 Why put on the same old clothes every day when you could have it done for you 1.1512 0.03197 172 150 18 4
4620 They're powered by hot air, so we foresee a ripe market with political debaters. 1.1512 0.03197 172 150 18 4
4621 They promise to have me home for Thanksgiving. 1.1512 0.03089 172 149 20 3
4622 Well, not everyone can access the latest technology. 1.1512 0.03197 172 150 18 4
4623 Let’s just shake on it! There’s no need to get all belt-and-suspenders on me. 1.1511 0.03809 139 123 11 5
4624 Joe, I'm going to keep an eye on everyone now! 1.1509 0.03240 159 138 18 3
4625 “DROIDS are the new suspenders PAL.” 1.1509 0.02985 159 136 22 1
4626 These pocket drones are surprisingly powerful! 1.1509 0.03361 159 139 16 4
4627 HEY WATCH IT I'M CARTOONIN HERE!! 1.1509 0.03361 159 139 16 4
4628 Look, what good is a wedding photographer unless you have a great wedding story? 1.1509 0.03361 159 139 16 4
4629 donation for the dronation please 1.1509 0.03361 159 139 16 4
4630 Hi, looks like I'm right on time. 1.1508 0.03013 179 155 21 3
4631 My wife sent me to get the pizza. 1.1507 0.03681 146 129 12 5
4632 I was sold when they told me this will bring me up way higher than Viagra 1.1507 0.03415 146 127 16 3
4633 Wow! These bullies are getting more and more high tech. 1.1506 0.02913 166 142 23 1
4634 My boss told me I needed to think big and get a new perspective on Wall St. and the Market. 1.1506 0.03035 166 143 21 2
4635 Attach your product to one of these and beat the tariffs. 1.1506 0.03153 166 144 19 3
4636 I wouldn't be thriving on Instagram without them. 1.1503 0.03182 153 132 19 2
4637 Would you give me a boost? 1.1503 0.03182 153 132 19 2
4638 It’s not be as safe but at least it’s fashionable. 1.1503 0.03182 153 132 19 2
4639 A safety harness for you? Nah! Just grab my hand and hang on for dear battery life. 1.1503 0.03314 153 133 17 3
4640 And the deafening whine is a constant reminder that me my pants are being held up by drones! 1.1503 0.03180 173 151 18 4
4641 In light of wrongful convictions in the US, I want to make sure the Innocence Project has something to work with. 1.1503 0.03180 173 151 18 4
4642 I'm getting a wedgie. 1.1500 0.03457 160 141 14 5
4643 Amazon meets Grindr. 1.1500 0.03645 140 123 13 4
4644 They come with a 12-pack of Cialis.” 1.1500 0.03099 180 157 19 4
4645 Amazon's form of Affirmative Action 1.1500 0.03569 160 142 12 6
4646 And I don't need to wear a belt! 1.1500 0.03341 160 140 16 4
4647 I have a lot of trouble tightening my belt. 1.1500 0.02892 180 155 23 2
4648 and I'll include some ownership shares in a major bridge in Brooklyn. 1.1497 0.03136 167 145 19 3
4649 I have the right to bear pants. 1.1497 0.03136 167 145 19 3
4650 They keep my pants up! 1.1497 0.03464 167 148 13 6
4651 What can I say? I’ve got Amazon’s endowment beat. 1.1497 0.03249 167 146 17 4
4652 Works great! Though in about 10 minutes could I borrow your belt? 1.1497 0.03249 167 146 17 4
4653 How do you think about my overall level? 1.1497 0.03136 167 145 19 3
4654 They're much more comfortable than suspenders. 1.1497 0.03018 167 144 21 2
4655 Then I found out what I was paying my shoulders. 1.1494 0.03558 174 156 10 8
4656 Are you in the market for a new ride? 1.1494 0.03266 174 153 16 5
4657 It’s self-evaluation week at work.” 1.1494 0.03542 154 136 13 5
4658 It’s the newest suspender prototype! 1.1494 0.03420 154 135 15 4
4659 Life has always been so two-dimensional. I'm trying to change that. 1.1494 0.03542 154 136 13 5
4660 You can’t just snap your suspenders by hand! Come into the 21st century already! 1.1492 0.02982 181 157 21 3
4661 It's from Uber, but they haven't gotten the pilotless function right yet. 1.1492 0.03083 181 158 19 4
4662 No poop to scoop? I said, Sign me up! 1.1491 0.03322 161 141 16 4
4663 My wife says I drone on and on, so these shouldn't be a big surprise. 1.1491 0.03079 161 139 20 2
4664 The commute’s a LOT shorter now, but I wish it wasn’t so much of a snap! 1.1489 0.03478 141 123 15 3
4665 You have no walking on water is a miracle?...... How about walking on air? 1.1488 0.03118 168 146 19 3
4666 It takes two to tango. 1.1488 0.03339 168 148 15 5
4667 Willing suspenders of disbelief. 1.1488 0.03231 168 147 17 4
4668 Doctor Suspenderones. Again, we see there is nothing you possess that I cannot take away. 1.1488 0.03118 168 146 19 3
4669 Fred, I'm Jock Stone, your date from Hook-Up-Now. Let's get busy. Obviously, I'm very much in demand. 1.1488 0.03231 168 147 17 4
4670 Got two for the price of one and thought I had a better chance of getting airborne this way. 1.1486 0.03087 148 127 20 1
4671 You have to go where the technology is, and follow the trends 1.1484 0.03143 155 134 19 2
4672 Why do you think? 1.1484 0.03521 155 137 13 5
4673 I'm trying to reduce my Me footprint. 1.1484 0.03400 155 136 15 4
4674 I thought it would be great to have proof for when we file the accident insurance claim 1.1484 0.03067 182 159 19 4
4675 It's the new look for Speed Dating. Girls love it! 1.1481 0.03302 162 142 16 4
4676 drone wear! dig it 1.1481 0.03184 162 141 18 3
4677 You mean you don't have a pair? 1.1481 0.02933 162 139 22 1
4678 I have stopped looking in the neighbor's bedroom since they have started mooning me. 1.1481 0.02933 162 139 22 1
4679 Enid told me that all I do is drone on and on, and it got me wondering... 1.1481 0.03061 162 140 20 2
4680 ...as I was saying...drone...drone... 1.1481 0.03302 162 142 16 4
4681 I just don't believe anything unless I see it with my own two eyes. 1.1481 0.03061 162 140 20 2
4682 You see? With normal suspenders, you can't have pockets. 1.1481 0.03244 135 116 18 1
4683 Somebody has to bring Google to heel! 1.1481 0.02899 189 164 22 3
4684 When the 'Blue Wave' hits, with these I will be totally prepared, according to the DNC. 1.1481 0.03184 162 141 18 3
4685 I'll set you up with my stylist. 1.1480 0.02835 196 170 23 3
4686 Dude, there's a 1000 eyes on you! 1.1479 0.02985 169 146 21 2
4687 Now you can ditch those suspenders forever. 1.1479 0.03307 142 123 17 2
4688 Yeah, much better than a selfie! 1.1479 0.03307 142 123 17 2
4689 When 2019 suspenders are the new uber transportation" Honolulu, Oahu, Talieah Ra 1.1477 0.03350 149 130 16 3
4690 It 's the latest in mobile dialysis. 1.1477 0.03611 149 132 12 5
4691 I’ve already lost 20 pounds! 1.1477 0.03350 149 130 16 3
4692 This isn't what I meant when I said I needed a delivery man 1.1477 0.03611 149 132 12 5
4693 ... And this is my brand new invisible self-driving hydrocar, which I just had cleaned last week. 1.1474 0.03499 156 138 13 5
4694 My kids and my kids' kids will watch the movie of my entire life! 1.1474 0.03254 156 136 17 3
4695 Will these fly me to the moon? 1.1474 0.03125 156 135 19 2
4696 When I ordered Friends on Amazon, I meant the box set. 1.1474 0.03379 156 137 15 4
4697 That's right, I can surveil the surveillance from anywhere. 1.1472 0.03166 163 142 18 3
4698 Don't worry. They're very submissive. 1.1472 0.03166 163 142 18 3
4699 Everybody loves fashion week. 1.1472 0.03283 163 143 16 4
4700 Your old-school ways are driving drone operators to unemployment. 1.1472 0.02784 163 139 24 0
4701 It’s Amazon’s new form of payment option 1.1472 0.03166 163 142 18 3
4702 How else would I know if I'm doing something wrong? 1.1469 0.03113 177 155 18 4
4703 The name's Phil, Phil McKracken... 1.1469 0.03214 177 156 16 5
4704 Hey, they never said anything about surveillance suspenders. 1.1469 0.02786 177 152 24 1
4705 Think of them as techno-suspenders! 1.1469 0.03008 177 154 20 3
4706 These are very high tech spy suspenders. 1.1469 0.03432 143 125 15 3
4707 Amazon’s Double-drones? Everyone downtown’s got ‘em. You’re definitely gonna want to switch! 1.1469 0.03432 143 125 15 3
4708 I'm the new Uber-plus service. 1.1469 0.03432 143 125 15 3
4709 You know what they say...two spies are better than one. 1.1467 0.03036 184 161 19 4
4710 And these are just the ones I know about... 1.1467 0.03588 150 133 12 5
4711 Apple and Facebook got together on this one. It's called the iBelt-Selfie. 1.1465 0.03106 157 136 19 2
4712 Welcome to the Drone Zone! 1.1465 0.03235 157 137 17 3
4713 My wife calls it the iCan'tDressMyself. 1.1465 0.03359 157 138 15 4
4714 I picked these up on QVC 1.1465 0.03359 157 138 15 4
4715 It's a lot safer than those opioids! 1.1463 0.03148 164 143 18 3
4716 They keep my pants up and video anyone who tries to rob me. Of course I have to take them off if I move, but I’m working on that. 1.1463 0.03264 164 144 16 4
4717 So, how do they work? 1.1462 0.03387 171 152 13 6
4718 Please get me a tighter belt before these batteries run out! 1.1462 0.03177 171 150 17 4
4719 Yeah, my drone suspenders are way cool. The only drawback is they’re for outdoor use only. 1.1460 0.03364 137 119 16 2
4720 My latest venture's called Beltly. 1.1458 0.03549 144 127 13 4
4721 Flashier than a belt or braces, eh? 1.1458 0.02856 192 167 22 3
4722 My devoted followers deserve me 24-7. 1.1458 0.03409 144 126 15 3
4723 Elon Musk just challenged me to a race across the English Channel. 1.1458 0.03264 144 125 17 2
4724 It's easy to hail a cab wth a sunroof. 1.1457 0.03439 151 133 14 4
4725 I was pants-ed a lot as a kid 1.1456 0.03088 158 137 19 2
4726 I kmow; I can't believe I'm here either! 1.1456 0.03216 158 138 17 3
4727 Twice a day, I take them out for a see. 1.1456 0.03216 158 138 17 3
4728 Us Angels have gone hi-tech. 1.1456 0.03088 158 137 19 2
4729 Desperate times call for desperate measures. 1.1455 0.03010 165 143 20 2
4730 I ran into Maurice yesterday... 1.1455 0.03571 165 148 10 7
4731 Psssst ... I've got an upgrade​ to your suspenders you'll die for. 1.1455 0.02884 165 142 22 1
4732 I traded him my bikes for these. 1.1453 0.03050 172 150 19 3
4733 Let me tell you about the perks of this security position. 1.1453 0.02937 172 149 21 2
4734 These are my suspenders. 1.1453 0.03368 172 153 13 6
4735 I'm a belt-and-suspenders kind of guy. 1.1453 0.02976 179 156 20 3
4736 I'm very litigious. I document everything! 1.1452 0.03101 186 164 17 5
4737 You have seen then advertised. They are called 'dronependers'. They are credited with a side effect of instant weight-loss. 1.1452 0.02700 186 160 25 1
4738 People keep telling me that I drone on and on, so I decided to go high tech. and provide personal delivery services. 1.1447 0.03664 152 136 10 6
4739 ok I can see your not quite convinced ,will ya buy one if I can hover 60 seconds at 1000 feet? 1.1447 0.03288 152 133 16 3
4740 Testing out the sky's the limit two-fer Tuesday. You in? 1.1447 0.03288 152 133 16 3
4741 These are the most versatile Christmas gifts ever! 1.1447 0.03418 152 134 14 4
4742 It's cheaper than buying a plane ticket and the scenery is better 1.1447 0.03197 159 139 17 3
4743 They are there to hold up my pants! 1.1447 0.03070 159 138 19 2
4744 Can you help me brainstorm for a logo? 1.1447 0.02937 159 137 21 1
4745 You are droning on! 1.1446 0.02993 166 144 20 2
4746 I'm changing my name to "George Jetson." 1.1446 0.03227 166 146 16 4
4747 That thing you haven't thought of yet—if ordered within the next thirty-six minutes—qualifies for free one-day shipping. 1.1446 0.02993 166 144 20 2
4748 And then the contractor tells me they don't make T-shaped doors. 1.1439 0.03250 132 114 17 1
4749 ...and, they will totally replace suspenders! 1.1439 0.03318 139 121 16 2
4750 It's the future of "peep shows" 1.1438 0.03366 146 128 15 3
4751 Can I borrow you for my fourth shadow? 1.1438 0.03268 153 134 16 3
4752 Sir, the future of blood donation is here! 1.1438 0.03134 153 133 18 2
4753 You should see me when I fly to the White House! 1.1438 0.03134 153 133 18 2
4754 It's the only strategy I have in case I meet the police. 1.1438 0.03397 153 135 14 4
4755 Actually, the correct term is quad-copter. 1.1438 0.03397 153 135 14 4
4756 You wear these wherever you go, see, and when a big crowd of protesters gather these little guys lift you above it all. 1.1438 0.03178 160 140 17 3
4757 Are you droning? 1.1438 0.03299 160 141 15 4
4758 None of this "Doc Ock" stuff. I prefer Doctor Octocopter. 1.1438 0.03178 160 140 17 3
4759 I just want to see for myself. 1.1438 0.03416 160 142 13 5
4760 Dude it's so easy, just download the app and you can start getting paid to get wedgies from masochistic Amazon drones too. 1.1438 0.03299 160 141 15 4
4761 It's part of my new health insurance plan. 1.1438 0.03052 160 139 19 2
4762 They beat suspenders! 1.1438 0.03052 160 139 19 2
4763 Suspended drones are the future, man. 1.1437 0.02976 167 145 20 2
4764 The new FAA regulations can't impact the fun! 1.1437 0.02976 167 145 20 2
4765 Hey Buddy! Can you spare a parachute? 1.1437 0.03095 167 146 18 3
4766 Spare any change for the bus?.. this thing is just another financial disappointment! 1.1437 0.03017 174 152 19 3
4767 I don't like the way the cut into my shoulders 1.1437 0.03230 174 154 15 5
4768 No more traffic issues. 1.1437 0.02905 174 151 21 2
4769 It’s amazing. Just 9.95 per drone. 1.1437 0.03017 174 152 19 3
4770 The trick is superglue 1.1436 0.02729 181 156 24 1
4771 you're under arrest for littering 1.1429 0.03077 168 147 18 3
4772 Believe me, if anything happens to my ears....I will know about it. 1.1429 0.03280 161 142 15 4
4773 They actually hold your pants up and guide your feet through sensors so you don’t trip 1.1429 0.03115 154 134 18 2
4774 Don’t worry. As long as you don’t call the cops on me for no reason, you’ll be fine. 1.1429 0.03396 161 143 13 5
4775 Come on, man. I need a running start. 1.1429 0.03202 147 128 17 2
4776 MoviePass' newest business model: MoviePants. 1.1429 0.03280 161 142 15 4
4777 I asked for self-fulfillment 1.1429 0.03344 147 129 15 3
4778 It's a form of immigration politicians approve. 1.1429 0.03449 140 123 14 3
4779 They're called Drone Ups from the company Space Braces. 1.1429 0.03509 161 144 11 6
4780 New job. I deliver with a song and enjoy great views. 1.1429 0.02896 147 126 21 0
4781 Let's shake hands on the deal. It looks like you don't trust me. 1.1429 0.02959 168 146 20 2
4782 It's because my subway line shut down. 1.1429 0.02825 182 158 22 2
4783 I don't know what, but something's been bugging me lately. 1.1429 0.03109 175 154 17 4
4784 I heard this is trending. 1.1429 0.02959 168 146 20 2
4785 Hi, I tied drones to my balls! 1.1429 0.03159 161 141 17 3
4786 'No they are not alien spacecraft extracting DNA.' 1.1429 0.02774 175 151 23 1
4787 actually, you nincompoop, these "wires" are my patellar tendons. walking is so 2015. 1.1429 0.03053 147 127 19 1
4788 It's all about training. 1.1429 0.03034 161 140 19 2
4789 Airhead 1.1429 0.03077 168 147 18 3
4790 I'm planning to cross water. 1.1429 0.03109 175 154 17 4
4791 Get up-to-date, man 1.1429 0.02903 161 139 21 1
4792 Did you hear the new generation of kids are stealing people's pants with drones. 1.1421 0.02588 183 157 26 0
4793 You're wearing suspenders and a belt, I no longer need the damn belt, you should try it! 1.1420 0.02759 176 152 23 1
4794 Bzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz 1.1420 0.02985 176 154 19 3
4795 It's Trump's new executive order to protect jobs. 1.1420 0.03295 176 157 13 6
4796 Take me to your leader in high tech surveillance. 1.1420 0.02985 176 154 19 3
4797 Thanks to your investment, these drone suspenders will make us rich! 1.1420 0.03388 169 151 12 6
4798 Can you even update your apps? 1.1420 0.02943 169 147 20 2
4799 I'm ready for the future. Are you? 1.1420 0.03017 162 141 19 2
4800 The FAA won’t let me wear my new spats with them. 1.1420 0.03261 162 143 15 4
4801 i just downloaded lyft 2.0 1.1420 0.03017 162 141 19 2
4802 Easy come, easy go. 1.1420 0.03141 162 142 17 3
4803 Flying is just one of my superman powers. 1.1420 0.03017 162 141 19 2
4804 No suspenders. No belt. No sweat. 1.1419 0.02957 155 134 20 1
4805 Guaranteed never to chafe the shoulders! 1.1419 0.03228 155 136 16 3
4806 Your new suspenders look great! - I lied. 1.1419 0.03096 155 135 18 2
4807 I put on my pants two legs at a time, just like everyone else, present company excepted. 1.1419 0.03096 155 135 18 2
4808 But make sure you ask for the Kavanaugh 1100. 1.1419 0.03356 155 137 14 4
4809 The wife says it's the latest in personal security... 1.1419 0.03356 155 137 14 4
4810 I know, but the snapping has stopped completely. 1.1419 0.03478 155 138 12 5
4811 I’m a dancer - light on my feet. 1.1419 0.03323 148 130 15 3
4812 I’m the Larry King of the 21st Century. 1.1419 0.03181 148 129 17 2
4813 Drone me up Scotty" 1.1419 0.03034 148 128 19 1
4814 Its my leap frog improvement on suspenders. 1.1418 0.03426 141 124 14 3
4815 No fairy dust need here, my friend. 1.1414 0.02634 191 165 25 1
4816 Everyone says they are just drones, but I find them fascinating. 1.1412 0.03076 177 156 17 4
4817 Hey Man, drones are the new belt and suspenders! 1.1412 0.02969 177 155 19 3
4818 I’m not from you’re planet, take me to your leader. 1.1412 0.03076 177 156 17 4
4819 Yes I’m a drone of sorts, but the difference being, unlike others, I’m still very much a meet and greet device... 1.1412 0.02859 177 154 21 2
4820 I used to need three of these things to get me up in the air, but then I went on a diet. 1.1412 0.03076 177 156 17 4
4821 I can balance a six pack of Diet Pepsi on each hip. 1.1412 0.03043 170 149 18 3
4822 Oh, it’s not so hard — just look like you’re part of the caravan. 1.1412 0.02927 170 148 20 2
4823 Look at you. You're so mid-century. 1.1412 0.02805 170 147 22 1
4824 I'm writing my biography and I don't want to forget anything. 1.1411 0.02999 163 142 19 2
4825 RC suspenders are becoming a thing. 1.1411 0.02999 163 142 19 2
4826 Hi, I'm Bixby. 1.1410 0.03209 156 137 16 3
4827 With a catchy name like 'Suspendz", how can my new App fail?" 1.1409 0.03161 149 130 17 2
4828 I'm telling you Greg, this is cheaper and easier than buying a drone. 1.1409 0.03161 149 130 17 2
4829 I think daily status updates aren’t nearly enough for my social media feeds. 1.1407 0.03513 135 119 13 3
4830 It's not just derivative of "Lawn Chair Larry" if I can provide POV. 1.1407 0.03183 135 117 17 1
4831 ... because it's 2018! 1.1404 0.03161 178 158 15 5
4832 Nice to meet you, I'm @Derek 1.1402 0.03105 164 144 17 3
4833 No, your Amazon order said "casual Don Draper" not "casual damn draperies". 1.1402 0.02982 164 143 19 2
4834 Help sir, these drones are beginning to undress me! 1.1402 0.03223 164 145 15 4
4835 Pleated pants? That's so last year! 1.1402 0.03223 164 145 15 4
4836 My Facebook Live followers would like to approve you before we can date. 1.1402 0.03223 164 145 15 4
4837 Excuse me if I tend to go on & on in a dull monotone about my new suspenders. 1.1401 0.03190 157 138 16 3
4838 ‘I’m calling it Chatroulette 3.oh’ 1.1401 0.03059 157 137 18 2
4839 It seems like everything I talk about eventually shows up as an advertisement. 1.1401 0.03436 157 140 12 5
4840 Forget about those annoying little hoverboards, this is the future! 1.1400 0.02996 150 130 19 1
4841 Real drones for sale! 1.1400 0.03415 150 133 13 4
4842 Belts? suspenders? That is positively archaic 1.1399 0.03523 143 127 12 4
4843 These will keep your pants up. 1.1398 0.03160 186 166 14 6
4844 Lastly it's patented. Does that reassure your 5-year investment? 1.1395 0.03121 172 152 16 4
4845 I could drone on about the future of pick pocketing. 1.1395 0.03010 172 151 18 3
4846 It’s this great, new subscription service... 1.1394 0.02838 165 143 21 1
4847 Jim, looks like you got the job. I’m your trainer, Dave. No time to talk we gotta 5-hour-energy needs to go over to Lexington. Take my hand. 1.1394 0.03428 165 148 11 6
4848 Sorry to keep droning on, but I’m really bummed about the elections. 1.1394 0.03205 165 146 15 4
4849 I can't get in to see the doctor for a month but I am flying by NOW and documenting it, to prove I lost the weight. 1.1394 0.03318 165 147 13 5
4850 High tech spiderman 1.1392 0.03171 158 139 16 3
4851 They're watching everything. 1.1392 0.03041 158 138 18 2
4852 You drone on.....I drone out 1.1392 0.03295 158 140 14 4
4853 Hi, I'm Dan. I hope to make you as uncomfortable as possible by live streaming your every move, mood and murmur. There is no recourse of course since I have anonymized the source. Do a little dance to jazz up my intro. Now. 1.1392 0.03041 158 138 18 2
4854 I eliminated the sunk cost of our drone delivery startup! 1.1391 0.02977 151 131 19 1
4855 They’re energy efficient! 1.1389 0.02923 180 158 19 3
4856 Better run. Apparently,​ Bezos hates suspenders. 1.1389 0.03500 144 128 12 4
4857 This may you won't have to listen to me drone on about my loose fitting trousers 1.1389 0.03767 144 130 8 6
4858 Name's Edo, I'm included in the condos fees. 1.1389 0.03027 180 159 17 4
4859 some experiments can get you a lifetime ban from the petting zoo. 1.1387 0.03104 173 153 16 4
4860 Suspenders are too grounded for me. 1.1387 0.02879 173 151 20 2
4861 Just remember not to listen to any House of Pain songs when you're wearing these. 1.1387 0.03104 173 153 16 4
4862 My eyes, my ears, my everything! 1.1387 0.02879 173 151 20 2
4863 Have you ever pictured a Picasso portrait of you? 1.1387 0.02879 173 151 20 2
4864 They were great for avoiding I.E.Ds in Iraq 1.1386 0.02822 166 144 21 1
4865 Quaint landlines. 1.1386 0.03070 166 146 17 3
4866 They're not taking them; I'm returning them. 1.1386 0.02949 166 145 19 2
4867 They're programmed to identify other life forms - and confirm we're not alone. Of course, a refund requires a DNA test. 1.1385 0.03411 130 114 14 2
4868 I Believe I Can Fly I Believe I Can Touch The Sky 1.1384 0.03152 159 140 16 3
4869 Just dropped m to say hello. 1.1384 0.02888 159 138 20 1
4870 The millennials call this a drone suspension 1.1384 0.03276 159 141 14 4
4871 These drones use iron straws to suck the marrow from my bones and in return Peter Thiel lets me sit in on his monthly webinars. I get his libertarian tech tips and he gets the femur of a healthy 25-year-old! 1.1384 0.03276 159 141 14 4
4872 You gotta better idea for doing 30 blocks in five minutes to make the play? Now go get yours! 1.1382 0.03372 152 135 13 4
4873 Elastic, shmelastic. 1.1381 0.02800 181 158 21 2
4874 They're even altitude tested! 1.1381 0.02908 181 159 19 3
4875 I feel very safe and secure knowing who is within a mile of me in any direction. 1.1379 0.02874 145 125 20 0
4876 Our parents gave me up for adoption before you were born. 1.1379 0.02978 174 153 18 3
4877 I figure it doubles my chance at deliverance. 1.1379 0.02978 174 153 18 3
4878 They only look like suspender holders, but they've become my transportation of choice. 1.1379 0.03193 174 155 14 5
4879 Waiting for a bus, has gone the way of the horse-and-carriage. 1.1377 0.03118 138 120 17 1
4880 I call it Suspendly! It's like your *cough* regular suspenders there... but BETTER! And, it's only $9.99 per month! 1.1375 0.03133 160 141 16 3
4881 Doing wonders for my venetian blind business. 1.1375 0.02871 160 139 20 1
4882 The Traffic up there was pusher prop to pusher prop. 1.1375 0.02871 160 139 20 1
4883 Next, you carefully remove the belt... 1.1375 0.03133 160 141 16 3
4884 Actually, I'm very interesting -- not a drone. 1.1374 0.02893 182 160 19 3
4885 Are you kidding? I can fly, get 3D porno and no-hands masturbate all at the same time! 1.1373 0.03220 153 135 15 3
4886 Bro, it's awesome. My shirts don't get creased, and I can take dick pics without getting off my phone. 1.1373 0.03477 153 137 11 5
4887 Don't worry, they don't attack. 1.1373 0.03084 153 134 17 2
4888 Keep your spouse safe from crime and affairs! 1.1373 0.03084 153 134 17 2
4889 Get out your Iphone and record the world's first drone-jacking. 1.1371 0.03071 175 155 16 4
4890 But my friends all call me Big Bro. 1.1371 0.02962 175 154 18 3
4891 They’re my belt and suspenders. 1.1371 0.02849 175 153 20 2
4892 It’s my early warning system. What’s yours? 1.1369 0.02916 168 147 19 2
4893 A duo of drones you must have at your side , Your boss and his friends will have no place to hide . 1.1369 0.02791 168 146 21 1
4894 Anti-retro. 1.1369 0.03262 168 150 13 5
4895 I feel real, I'm techno free! 1.1369 0.03369 168 151 11 6
4896 It's definitely not bad for your sperm count." 1.1369 0.03035 168 148 17 3
4897 You don't get it... your white. 1.1366 0.02988 161 141 18 2
4898 I live by one simple rule : they'll never pants me again. Also, celibacy. 1.1366 0.03115 161 142 16 3
4899 I am _so_ far past belt or braces. 1.1364 0.02923 154 134 19 1
4900 They’re made by Jack LaLanne” 1.1364 0.03009 198 177 15 6
4901 Plain old suspenders just aren't in right now. 1.1361 0.03133 169 150 15 4
4902 My shoulders have been disrupted. 1.1361 0.03133 169 150 15 4
4903 Much cooler than suspenders, huh? 1.1361 0.03019 169 149 17 3
4904 On weekends, I clothespin baseball cards on the propellers and play in a reggae band. 1.1361 0.03293 147 130 14 3
4905 After a while, they start to drone on you. 1.1361 0.02837 147 127 20 0
4906 Would you like to join I-Fly? 1.1358 0.03097 162 143 16 3
4907 We'll finally have a street view of Mars! 1.1356 0.02930 177 156 18 3
4908 I love those slow drone videos on my Apple TV so much, I thought I’d give it a try myself! 1.1356 0.02702 177 154 22 1
4909 I'm trying to get over it. 1.1356 0.02818 177 155 20 2
4910 First, I went on a diet, then I gave up smoking. 1.1355 0.03181 155 137 15 3
4911 Perfect for cross-eyed viewers! 1.1355 0.03047 155 136 17 2
4912 I never miss a teacher's conference anymore. 1.1355 0.03047 155 136 17 2
4913 Drone Belts are all the rage, I tell you! 1.1353 0.02760 170 148 21 1
4914 Hi, I'm Bob, just your local government spy. 1.1346 0.03162 156 138 15 3
4915 Keep calm and drone on and on and on and on and on..... 1.1346 0.03162 156 138 15 3
4916 I've worn my ghost tie every year for halloween. Thought it was time for something spookier...like these Phantom suspenders. 1.1346 0.03028 156 137 17 2
4917 It's the new breakthrough in suspenders. 1.1346 0.03162 156 138 15 3
4918 But the salesman goes on and on and on... 1.1346 0.03028 156 137 17 2
4919 Well, you've heard of belt and suspenders... 1.1346 0.03028 156 137 17 2
4920 Sorry, I can only come to your party with same-day notice if you're a Steve Prime subscriber. 1.1346 0.02888 156 136 19 1
4921 This, this is my stance on suspending our drone operation. 1.1345 0.02985 171 151 17 3
4922 Don't you believe I can fly? 1.1344 0.02834 186 164 19 3
4923 This couldn’t work if I wasn’t on a no carb diet. 1.1343 0.03141 134 117 16 1
4924 The Energizer Bunny can't save you from up there. 1.1342 0.03388 149 133 12 4
4925 So who do you plan to vote for? 1.1341 0.03006 179 159 16 4
4926 'GIVE ME ENOUGH MONEY TO BUY ONE MORE AND WE CAN BOTH FLY OUT OF HERE!" 1.1337 0.03190 172 154 13 5
4927 Hi I’m Dr. One. 1.1337 0.02969 172 152 17 3
4928 You've got to admit, two phones, $40 a line and two drones at the same time sound a lot alike 1.1337 0.02920 187 166 17 4
4929 You should try it--beats wading through traffic with an Ubet! 1.1333 0.03044 165 146 16 3
4930 It's what all the cool kids are wearing. 1.1333 0.02884 180 159 18 3
4931 I broke my collarbone.So now I use suspend-a-drones. 1.1333 0.03277 165 148 12 5
4932 You can't imagine what I get to see. But I AM afraid of heights. 1.1333 0.02920 165 145 18 2
4933 They've got my back. 1.1333 0.03292 135 119 14 2
4934 My bank is giving them away as part of their anti-privacy program and double authentication policy. Makes good sense. Right? 1.1333 0.03090 150 132 16 2
4935 THIS DRONE IS FOR SPLIT PERSONALITY USERS 1.1333 0.03090 150 132 16 2
4936 All I'm saying is, “don’t drop bombs, drop trou." 1.1330 0.03002 188 168 15 5
4937 They work better on fat people. 1.1329 0.02837 173 152 19 2
4938 ...It's a bird! ...It's a plane!...It's Superdrone! 1.1329 0.02716 173 151 21 1
4939 Look Josh, getting ahead is all about having two drones to pick yourself up by the straps. 1.1329 0.03016 143 125 17 1
4940 It's a practice run for the November 6th outcome. I might want out quick!! 1.1329 0.03016 143 125 17 1
4941 Don't worry. Their whirring noise is greater than their slice. 1.1325 0.02903 166 146 18 2
4942 It's about the same cost as the gym. Even better, I'm not watching TV. 1.1325 0.03026 166 147 16 3
4943 It's like I "float like a butterfly and sting like a bee". 1.1325 0.03346 151 135 12 4
4944 Man, this guy sure can drone on. 1.1325 0.02923 151 132 18 1
4945 They came with a double holster set and lifetime batteries. 1.1325 0.02923 151 132 18 1
4946 Lucky for me, “Amazon Drone Services” has not perfected dog food delivery. 1.1322 0.02821 174 153 19 2
4947 Wanna get a buzz on 1.1322 0.03048 174 155 15 4
4948 Whenever I feel like I want to drone, I'm ready for it! 1.1321 0.03105 159 141 15 3
4949 Don't worry, they won't bite. 1.1321 0.02694 159 138 21 0
4950 As my skin is slightly darker than is legally allowed for most "pure" Americans, these DNA testbots are taking a mandatory sample of my seed. I might be able to keep my life, but the government also might force me to have a vasectomy. Hail Trump!!!! 1.1321 0.03352 159 143 11 5
4951 These may let me get rid of the belt 1.1319 0.03449 144 129 11 4
4952 'I'm suspending my security! 1.1319 0.03155 144 127 15 2
4953 Helicopter rides! Only fifty dollars 1.1319 0.03305 144 128 13 3
4954 Our deluxe model offers a shave and a haircut. 1.1319 0.03059 182 163 14 5
4955 What do you think of my new deep-learning suspenders? 1.1319 0.02854 182 161 18 3
4956 Remember the Seinfeld episode when Kramer had the TV Studio in his living room? Think Portable. 1.1317 0.02887 167 147 18 2
4957 I have no clue, the cop told me to stand here in front of the church. 1.1317 0.03127 167 149 14 4
4958 That's why I pity your generation, you don't get to watch the Infomercial channel anymore. 1.1316 0.03191 152 135 14 3
4959 I need you to step into traffic for just a minute or two. 1.1314 0.03031 175 156 15 4
4960 No panic...I’m your hybrid AI-Human who’s got lost! 1.1314 0.02921 175 155 17 3
4961 What'd I do? 1.1314 0.03031 175 156 15 4
4962 I just had to get a pair like yours. 1.1313 0.02978 198 178 14 6
4963 It is difficult to go potty. 1.1313 0.02957 160 141 17 2
4964 Likewise... you unzip your zipper 1.1313 0.03087 160 142 15 3
4965 Are they at least smart-enabled? 1.1311 0.02732 183 161 20 2
4966 They're droning pigeons. 1.1311 0.02839 183 162 18 3
4967 My wife says these suspenders are unmanly 1.1310 0.02744 168 147 20 1
4968 Yup, everything is going high tech. 1.1310 0.02744 168 147 20 1
4969 Not only are these suspenders over-engineered—freshly charged they're prone to giving wedgies. 1.1310 0.02992 168 149 16 3
4970 They’re the best suspenders you’ll ever wear. 1.1310 0.02871 168 148 18 2
4971 Driverless, above traffic, can even hover, newest Uber! 1.1310 0.02871 168 148 18 2
4972 It involves using drone technology as a suspender installation-removal device, but we're clearly now there yet. 1.1309 0.02862 191 170 17 4
4973 The patent office demands multiple subject testing...hey, your suspenders are perfect!" 1.1307 0.02791 176 155 19 2
4974 I prefer not to wear a belt. 1.1307 0.02672 176 154 21 1
4975 I can deliver your donation by tomorrow. 1.1304 0.02940 161 142 17 2
4976 Don’t just drone on. 1.1302 0.03092 169 151 14 4
4977 These are from NASA Outreach. Interested? 1.1302 0.02855 169 149 18 2
4978 its a new Amazon feature, rent a shrink 1.1302 0.03203 169 152 12 5
4979 Don't worry about being late, Dave. You're fired. 1.1301 0.03262 146 130 13 3
4980 I’m marketing them as modern suspenders. 1.1299 0.02999 177 158 15 4
4981 As you can see, this model has many uses. 1.1299 0.03152 154 137 14 3
4982 This conversation starter definitely beats a snazzy belt buckle. 1.1299 0.03014 154 136 16 2
4983 Perplexed! They don’t call me a stable genius for nothing..... 1.1299 0.03283 154 138 12 4
4984 The new belt and suspenders. 1.1296 0.03051 162 144 15 3
4985 Everyone who is anyone, are wearing these latest new pants 'aero i-suspenders.' 1.1296 0.02923 162 143 17 2
4986 I get so tired of you droning on! 1.1296 0.03174 162 145 13 4
4987 Hey man. It's the new hip and uplifting fashion in suspenders! 1.1294 0.03074 170 152 14 4
4988 It’s an attempt to stabilize the economy by stabilizing day traders. 1.1293 0.02939 147 129 17 1
4989 Somewhere in South Carolina: “I always said, you can’t win if you don’t play....” 1.1292 0.02762 178 157 19 2
4990 Wow, you have taken the concept of a selfie to a whole new level. 1.1292 0.02874 178 158 17 3
4991 Have you seen the technology these days, they keep pants up, belts are a thing of the past. They are just used now for discipline on misbehaving children. 1.1292 0.02874 178 158 17 3
4992 Wanna go to San Diego? 1.1290 0.03263 155 139 12 4
4993 Am I the only one who can't stand how Fitz drones on & on about his uplifting briefs? 1.1290 0.02996 155 137 16 2
4994 Check out my new drone assisted braces! 1.1288 0.03156 163 146 13 4
4995 It gives new meaning to "pocket change." 1.1288 0.03156 163 146 13 4
4996 I know - I'm an airhead who does have a tendency to drone on and on. 1.1287 0.02699 171 150 20 1
4997 The drones em-brace me more than the wife does!" 1.1286 0.03181 140 124 14 2
4998 They keep the pants from slipping 1.1284 0.02759 148 129 19 0
4999 Hey Grampa, nice shoulder wrinkles. 1.1282 0.03113 156 139 14 3
5000 I'm practising for my audition with the circus as a high-suspender bungee act 1.1282 0.03243 156 140 12 4
5001 Like I've always said, belt and suspenders. 1.1282 0.02977 156 138 16 2
5002 I build bridges, not walls. 1.1282 0.02835 156 137 18 1
5003 When will he stop talking? 1.1280 0.02889 164 145 17 2
5004 It helps my arthritis. 1.1280 0.02889 164 145 17 2
5005 21st Century suspenders. 1.1280 0.02889 164 145 17 2
5006 They’re my assistants. 1.1280 0.02756 164 144 19 1
5007 The straps are connected to an obelisk in my anus. 1.1279 0.03256 172 156 10 6
5008 This is how all hipsters are doing it now. 1.1278 0.03096 133 117 15 1
5009 It’s Apple’s latest thing in wearable devices—very chic and only $1,999.99 on Amazon! Leslie Hardin Summit, New Jersey 1.1278 0.03096 133 117 15 1
5010 I can leap tall buildings with a single bound. Want to take a ride? 1.1275 0.03055 149 132 15 2
5011 They solved this issue by installing photovoltaic cells in the latest version 1.1275 0.03055 149 132 15 2
5012 You know the old saying? Brace Yourself & Up We Go! 1.1274 0.02818 157 138 18 1
5013 You are not on fleek suspenders boy. 1.1274 0.03094 157 140 14 3
5014 Mind helping me get turned right side up? 1.1274 0.03224 157 141 12 4
5015 I could do without one of the chastity belts 1.1274 0.02960 157 139 16 2
5016 Im. an inventor these are the suspenders of the future 1.1273 0.02998 165 147 15 3
5017 Yes,you drive 1.1273 0.03348 165 150 9 6
5018 It is the newest way to play pocket pool. 1.1272 0.02792 173 153 18 2
5019 With a selfie drone stick you’ll never lose your drone. 1.1270 0.02650 189 167 20 2
5020 It's the latest legal protection! 24/7 personal surveillance, plus a secret camera in my glasses so I've separate recordings at 3 different locations. 1.1266 0.03076 158 141 14 3
5021 It'll be the 'killer app' for these things! 1.1266 0.02942 158 140 16 2
5022 Two drones is better than belt and suspenders 1.1266 0.02942 158 140 16 2
5023 Harvey was really looking to make an entrance at this year's Thanksgiving dinner 1.1266 0.03076 158 141 14 3
5024 Fist Amazon, then the NFL, but when the IRS starts using drones they've gone too far! 1.1265 0.02856 166 147 17 2
5025 They still wanted to be friends! 1.1265 0.02725 166 146 19 1
5026 I jut wanted to take “belt and suspenders” to an HNL. 1.1265 0.02725 166 146 19 1
5027 Hi, I’m an official greeted for the Amazon virtual store 1.1265 0.02856 166 147 17 2
5028 I’m getting up to 15 minutes of suspender life and it”s 4K! 1.1264 0.02894 174 155 16 3
5029 Yes, they also come in matching colors. 1.1264 0.02777 174 154 18 2
5030 "Does the crosstown bus stop here?" 1.1264 0.02894 174 155 16 3
5031 Your neighbor got one yesterday. 1.1259 0.03117 143 127 14 2
5032 Because it was too dangerous to use them on my belt. 1.1259 0.03272 143 128 12 3
5033 I'm a forward looking kind of guy. 1.1258 0.02866 151 133 17 1
5034 Mimics the thrill of a double life!” 1.1258 0.03159 151 135 13 3
5035 No, they're not tethered to my pants. 1.1258 0.02924 159 141 16 2
5036 Your wife sent me she think you’re cheating 1.1257 0.02710 167 147 19 1
5037 It's the new Un-Autonomous Drone! 1.1257 0.02964 167 149 15 3
5038 I use them for my Instagram. 1.1257 0.03099 175 158 12 5
5039 Dron't look so puzzled, they are to hold up my pants! 1.1257 0.02879 175 156 16 3
5040 They wouldn't work for you. They take a really big guy. 1.1257 0.02762 175 155 18 2
5041 I’m so excited. On my way to my drone date. 1.1257 0.02624 191 169 20 2
5042 Support my patreon 1.1257 0.03015 191 173 12 6
5043 When insurance say “we are always there.” 1.1250 0.03206 136 121 13 2
5044 Angel investors are so last season. 1.1250 0.02998 152 135 15 2
5045 Loading... 1.1250 0.02766 144 126 18 0
5046 I’m from the nowhere, near future. 1.1250 0.03039 160 143 14 3
5047 This is the only way I can keep my pants up since loosing the weight. 1.1250 0.03032 136 120 15 1
5048 beats the heck out of suspenders to hold up my pants 1.1250 0.03140 152 136 13 3
5049 They're much better than suspenders. 1.1250 0.02849 152 134 17 1
5050 No thanks—I prefer for my belts to not be unmanned aerial vehicles 1.1250 0.03140 152 136 13 3
5051 Hey Man, I'm an aeronautical engineer so I know they work 1.1250 0.02563 184 162 21 1
5052 My startup will change the future 1.1244 0.02598 193 171 20 2
5053 It's the latest in drone technology. 1.1243 0.02958 177 159 14 4
5054 Don’t you wish you were as fly as me? 1.1243 0.03049 169 152 13 4
5055 It's the latest thing for losing those stubborn pounds. 1.1243 0.02545 169 148 21 0
5056 The Robot Revolution hates saggy pants. 1.1243 0.03049 169 152 13 4
5057 I'm going to visit Suzy. These babies keep my pants up. 1.1243 0.03162 169 153 11 5
5058 THIS IS MY UBER ARMOR ANSWER TO BRACES 1.1242 0.03021 161 144 14 3
5059 Stand back! They shoot laser beams.” 1.1242 0.03021 161 144 14 3
5060 We apologize. But the flight has been delayed. 1.1242 0.02890 161 143 16 2
5061 Hey! I’m trying to see if I lost weight. 1.1242 0.02752 161 142 18 1
5062 Amazon Prime has guaranteed on-time delivery 1.1235 0.02793 170 151 17 2
5063 Go Drones of course! 1.1235 0.02736 162 143 18 1
5064 Can I interest you in a high-tech self-protection device ? It's cheaper than hiring a bodyguard. 1.1235 0.02736 162 143 18 1
5065 I used to fly everywhere. But I put on too much weight 'cause I wasn't walking. 1.1234 0.02814 154 136 17 1
5066 3D selfie movie, duh! 1.1234 0.02961 154 137 15 2
5067 I can't hear you over that droning noise. 1.1234 0.02814 154 136 17 1
5068 So I won't lose my pants when one of 'em says: "Take me to your leader". 1.1233 0.03208 146 131 12 3
5069 I am the modern version of a belt and suspenders guy. 1.1232 0.02990 138 122 15 1
5070 'I call it the new belt and suspenders.' 1.1232 0.03162 138 123 13 2
5071 You in? 1.1229 0.02704 179 159 18 2
5072 Haven't I seen you before? 1.1228 0.03127 171 155 11 5
5073 I work at the post office, and this is our new air mail service. 1.1228 0.02898 171 153 15 3
5074 Hello..I'm Andy King, Larry's son. 1.1227 0.02856 163 145 16 2
5075 The robots.........They're taking over!!!!! 1.1227 0.03110 163 147 12 4
5076 Drones to the second power, better than suspenders! 1.1226 0.02943 155 138 15 2
5077 Iron man technology is just not cost effective yet! 1.1226 0.02943 155 138 15 2
5078 I can't get them off me as they are powered by my essence! 1.1226 0.02797 155 137 17 1
5079 Hey, buddy, do you have an idea for a visually creative performance from one to two people?” 1.1223 0.03141 139 124 13 2
5080 Do you want to be in my documentary? I need to introduce some conflict. 1.1222 0.02911 180 162 14 4
5081 Droning on a little too literally… 1.1221 0.02998 172 155 13 4
5082 This is the future of tecknology, you just need to get used to it. 1.1220 0.02840 164 146 16 2
5083 It's the only way to keep my suspenders up. 1.1220 0.03211 164 149 10 5
5084 If you think this is disruptive suspender technology now, you should see what happens when I go to to the Philharmonic! 1.1220 0.03092 164 148 12 4
5085 Just in case of a crack attack. 1.1220 0.03092 164 148 12 4
5086 As soon as its dark, I’m going to try and break out of this prison for literally mad scientists. 1.1220 0.03092 164 148 12 4
5087 I'll get Sally to talk to me one way or the other ! ! ! 1.1218 0.03063 156 140 13 3
5088 Hey, I love your pants? 1.1218 0.02925 156 139 15 2
5089 It’s just a Joy Ride... They’re attached to my Tighty Whitetys 1.1216 0.03166 148 133 12 3
5090 I'm just trying to figure out how to give myself my own direction. 1.1215 0.02896 181 163 14 4
5091 This is our latest instant Temp.service 1.1214 0.02770 140 123 17 0
5092 I have been blessed with a new perspective of life. 1.1214 0.03280 140 126 11 3
5093 I call them my eyes in Shaq's thighs. 1.1214 0.02622 173 153 19 1
5094 For three easy payments these can be yours too. 1.1214 0.02747 173 154 17 2
5095 It's called a camera-copter, and it gets great 3-d shots of your wife in the shower. 1.1214 0.02867 173 155 15 3
5096 Stereo Selfie ? 1.1214 0.02867 173 155 15 3
5097 Bertram demonstrates the next generation of suspenders 1.1212 0.02824 165 147 16 2
5098 Hey buddy, I hate it too! 1.1212 0.02690 165 146 18 1
5099 Pretty good ride considering no peanuts! 1.1210 0.03176 157 142 11 4
5100 Everything works out better when you can suspend your hands. 1.1210 0.02907 157 140 15 2
5101 I hear your stomach Droaning. 1.1209 0.02662 182 162 18 2
5102 I call them constant selfies. 1.1209 0.02774 182 163 16 3
5103 Yes these are the new Amazon Delivery drones... once I'm emptied they deliver it right back to the Washington Post... 1.1208 0.02998 149 133 14 2
5104 Hi. I am the Drone Man. Special powers are droning on and on. 1.1208 0.02998 149 133 14 2
5105 Got a hot date tonight, just getting a quick equipment check and a tune-up. 1.1208 0.02998 149 133 14 2
5106 I figure they won’t get shot if I’m this close. 1.1207 0.02607 174 154 19 1
5107 Well, the NSA was tired of seeing my pics 1.1207 0.02851 174 156 15 3
5108 How's your selfie doing today? 1.1207 0.02851 174 156 15 3
5109 Wedgie preventing drones...that caravan is trouble. 1.1206 0.03098 141 126 13 2
5110 They are the very latest in drone fashions. 1.1205 0.02935 166 149 14 3
5111 Weird flex but, O.K. 1.1205 0.02935 166 149 14 3
5112 The 20th Century called and they want their belt back. 1.1205 0.03057 166 150 12 4
5113 Dude I promise this invention works unlike the last one 1.1203 0.02747 158 140 17 1
5114 I promise, this will be our LAST.. 1.1203 0.02890 158 141 15 2
5115 “A.J. Dronenberg from Dronesville, developer of drone-assisted dressing. Dig?” 1.1200 0.02979 150 134 14 2
5116 My leg's just don't move like they used to 1.1200 0.02979 150 134 14 2
5117 Nothing says "I want that extra bit of security" like an extra pair of eyes. 1.1200 0.02979 150 134 14 2
5118 My doctor said no more riding the bus. 1.1198 0.02792 167 149 16 2
5119 Because they said I go on and on. 1.1198 0.02659 167 148 18 1
5120 Sure, the suspenders were a good idea, but what do you think of the leash for my shih tzu? 1.1198 0.03039 167 151 12 4
5121 I'm 'old school'--gotta see it with my own two eyes. 1.1198 0.03039 167 151 12 4
5122 This way I can stare in my neighbor's room without making any incriminating pictures. 1.1195 0.03008 159 143 13 3
5123 Just thought I'd drop by and say 'hi.' 1.1195 0.02730 159 141 17 1
5124 RRREEE these thi-RRRREEEEE -ngs are the fu-RRREEEE ture RRRREEEEEEEEEEEEE 1.1195 0.03137 159 144 11 4
5125 These crop dusting suspenders will kill in the Midwest. 1.1195 0.02730 159 141 17 1
5126 A better you, available in 60 minutes or less. 1.1195 0.03008 159 143 13 3
5127 And because I'm a TOTAL nerd, I've named them Huginn and Muninn. 1.1193 0.02580 176 156 19 1
5128 I am going to prove once and for all that the world is flat 1.1192 0.02961 151 135 14 2
5129 Hi Bro, "Remember, Big Brother is ALWAYS Watching." 1.1192 0.02961 151 135 14 2
5130 Ned Ryerson here! Your old pal, Ned Ryerson!; It’s Groundhog’s Day 1.1192 0.03106 151 136 12 3
5131 This is the closest I could get to "Bewitched". 1.1190 0.02776 168 150 16 2
5132 Plus I never have to fear my pants will fall. 1.1190 0.02644 168 149 18 1
5133 It's got a lifetime warranty! 1.1187 0.02856 160 143 15 2
5134 Give Me A Kiss 1.1186 0.02805 177 159 15 3
5135 I'm new to Gotham, can you give me directions to Bruce Wayne's hideout? 1.1186 0.02437 177 156 21 0
5136 I must be gaining weight. My belt keeps breaking. 1.1184 0.02942 152 136 14 2
5137 Stand back. NASA related. 1.1183 0.02630 169 150 18 1
5138 Don’t mind me. I’m just upskilling. 1.1183 0.02760 169 151 16 2
5139 I think they messed up my shipment ... I ordered jelly, not 'Jerry' 1.1183 0.03005 169 153 12 4
5140 Actually those "cameras" are spigots. Twenty bucks gets you the purest chilled organic pomegranate juice in the city. The very best, trust me. I even make the polyethylene terephthalate bottles myself. 1.1183 0.03005 169 153 12 4
5141 Welcome to the future. 1.1181 0.03193 144 130 11 3
5142 How do you get by in this city without a second set of eyes? 1.1181 0.03037 144 129 13 2
5143 Outsourced my leg components. 1.1180 0.02839 161 144 15 2
5144 Truly, I believe you. Just tell me what happened one more time. 1.1180 0.02972 161 145 13 3
5145 It’s the hot item this Christmas. 1.1180 0.02839 161 144 15 2
5146 I was tired of non-functional suspenders 1.1180 0.02698 161 143 17 1
5147 It's the latest diet, and it really works. 1.1180 0.02839 161 144 15 2
5148 They’re holding up my suspenders. 1.1180 0.02674 178 159 17 2
5149 "I was not delivered by a stork, I was delivered by drones !! 1.1180 0.02790 178 160 15 3
5150 Sure your they stay up, but how do follow your facepants account. 1.1176 0.02869 170 153 14 3
5151 What! I just cancelled my order. 1.1176 0.02924 153 137 14 2
5152 Im dissabled. It's technology. 1.1176 0.02869 170 153 14 3
5153 I like my slim fits as slim as possible. 1.1176 0.03067 153 138 12 3
5154 Do you trust me? 1.1176 0.03067 153 138 12 3
5155 C'mon! It's Drone-errific!!!! Only fifty bucks.... 1.1173 0.02955 162 146 13 3
5156 Whatya think of my high tech suspenders? 1.1170 0.02730 171 153 16 2
5157 When the batteries drain, they still can hold my pants up 1.1169 0.02756 154 137 16 1
5158 I figure I’ll have to be able walk on water to primary the president. 1.1163 0.02586 172 153 18 1
5159 seeing is believing but feeling is the naked truth 1.1163 0.02715 172 154 16 2
5160 The guy at the store told me if I didn’t buy it, he would give me the belt. 1.1161 0.02888 155 139 14 2
5161 Why limit find my phone to your phone? 1.1157 0.03359 121 109 10 2
5162 I forgot to prepare for the client meeting so I am going to have to improvise. 1.1156 0.02817 147 131 15 1
5163 Eric Stratton, damn glad to know you. 1.1156 0.02700 173 155 16 2
5164 I'd say we've moved into the, "Screw You" part of the movement, but that's just hyperbole now. 1.1154 0.03011 156 141 12 3
5165 Drone knock-em til you try-em! 1.1154 0.03011 156 141 12 3
5166 Spare change for the drone-less? 1.1152 0.02637 165 147 17 1
5167 This isn't on autopilot! How about a donation? 1.1149 0.02806 174 157 14 3
5168 No more L.S.M.F.T. 1.1149 0.03110 148 134 11 3
5169 What? What? 1.1146 0.02853 157 141 14 2
5170 Would you give me a hand? I gotta keep these two from propagating. 1.1146 0.02706 157 140 16 1
5171 Ignore the drones, we are filming a TV reality show. 1.1146 0.02706 157 140 16 1
5172 It’s okay. Just be yourself. 1.1146 0.02853 157 141 14 2
5173 Bill Cosby sent me these 1.1143 0.02883 140 125 14 1
5174 Today's been a whirlwind lemmetellya 1.1141 0.03090 149 135 11 3
5175 It's a two for the price of one sale,Buddy! 1.1141 0.02940 149 134 13 2
5176 Hi, I'm Birthright. 1.1141 0.02781 149 133 15 1
5177 Hats are a little easier. 1.1139 0.02690 158 141 16 1
5178 Don't ask me, I was born this way. 1.1138 0.02870 167 151 13 3
5179 I am selling drones today. 2 for 1 special price. 1.1135 0.03352 141 129 8 4
5180 If robots are going to kill us all anyway, I may as well get my giggles in now 1.1133 0.02921 150 135 13 2
5181 No they’re not suspenders. 1.1132 0.02819 159 143 14 2
5182 Thanks, I can always use another hand! 1.1132 0.02674 159 142 16 1
5183 I’m just ridiculous like this so I have an excuse to interact with people 1.1131 0.02726 168 151 15 2
5184 I think there's a real market for Two for One delivery. 1.1131 0.02592 168 150 17 1
5185 Don’t forget, ‘Opporknockity only tunes twice.’ 1.1130 0.02517 177 158 18 1
5186 It's the DRONE CLUB new exercise routine 1.1130 0.02386 177 157 20 0
5187 The Singularity is here: Lift-Belt Beta 1.1126 0.03051 151 137 11 3
5188 I am a walking UFO; but I can also fly. Do you want to join me? 1.1126 0.03051 151 137 11 3
5189 My son has an interview this afternoon. 1.1125 0.02658 160 143 16 1
5190 Am starring myself in a reality TV show, want to have some meaningless conversation for the masses who follow me? 1.1125 0.02939 160 145 12 3
5191 Al Franken started this for reporters, 20 year ago. 1.1125 0.03070 160 146 10 4
5192 I still need a couple more to help me snap them. 1.1124 0.02711 169 152 15 2
5193 Seriously. #Timesup. 1.1124 0.02711 169 152 15 2
5194 Look on my works, ye mighty, and despair. 1.1124 0.02578 169 151 17 1
5195 I USED TO DO IT WITH TENPINS BUT NOBODY GAVE ME A DIME. 1.1124 0.02504 178 159 18 1
5196 We are watching over your belt. 1.1118 0.02729 152 136 15 1
5197 My testicles are drones, bro! They're drones!!! 1.1118 0.02786 161 145 14 2
5198 Sell you a selfie cheap. 1.1118 0.02786 161 145 14 2
5199 It's two for one day! I can snoop on your wife and your lover! 1.1118 0.02642 161 144 16 1
5200 I decided I wanted clean travel for a change!! 1.1118 0.02563 170 152 17 1
5201 My boss swears it's better than Coach. 1.1111 0.02681 171 154 15 2
5202 It's nice not to be strapped anymore. 1.1111 0.02867 153 138 13 2
5203 Don't be nervous of technology Cinder Rella,they say the battery life bug has been fixed. 1.1111 0.02477 162 144 18 0
5204 This is called "pulling yourself up by your bootstraps". 1.1111 0.02904 162 147 12 3
5205 Muggles caught up to the Howler technology 1.1111 0.02867 153 138 13 2
5206 We now offer on-demand drone walks 1.1111 0.02904 162 147 12 3
5207 Off leash they are embarrassing: somebody hacked the reproductive system. 1.1105 0.02666 172 155 15 2
5208 He is liable for the drone, I just use it. 1.1104 0.02887 163 148 12 3
5209 Tbe right one sends encrypted secure-ish evil messages via Who Cares. The left one cracks the code, sets a 5-year plan for Mueller then flips over to record Trump's howls. pg 1.1104 0.02696 154 138 15 1
5210 I'm the newest thing from Amazon. Just ell me where you want me to go and I'll do the best job interview you can imagine. 1.1104 0.03133 154 141 9 4
5211 Your wearing that, but I'm wearing a thong. 1.1104 0.02849 154 139 13 2
5212 Hey,what a great idea 1.1104 0.02849 154 139 13 2
5213 It's better to know. 1.1103 0.02955 145 131 12 2
5214 My drones have acrophobia. 1.1098 0.02737 164 148 14 2
5215 Just remember they can also get you suspended from work if you practice your trapeze moves too much. 1.1098 0.02870 164 149 12 3
5216 I've invested every cent I own...This is gonna change the world! 1.1097 0.02679 155 139 15 1
5217 Batteries not needed 1.1097 0.03113 155 142 9 4
5218 I have to go, I start my new job some time between November 15th and November 22nd. 1.1097 0.02976 155 141 11 3
5219 Hey can ya stand back pal ? I’m trying to demonstrate the simplicity of the new drone belt MKII ! 1.1096 0.02770 146 131 14 1
5220 Instead of the game, I'LL be on the news. 1.1092 0.02637 174 157 15 2
5221 This could be the next snuggle. 1.1091 0.03332 165 154 4 7
5222 Now this is wha you call "expert" 1.1090 0.02663 156 140 15 1
5223 The new trendy thing for suspenders 1.1090 0.02814 156 141 13 2
5224 Blah blah blah, blah blah, blah blah blah blah... 1.1087 0.02875 184 169 10 5
5225 This way, I don't even need belt! Thanks Amazon. 1.1086 0.02494 175 157 17 1
5226 3D is next. 1.1086 0.02745 175 159 13 3
5227 Suspenders are so out of style these days. 1.1084 0.02705 166 150 14 2
5228 Just droning on about drones. 1.1084 0.02567 166 149 16 1
5229 You will need a good belt 1.1083 0.02647 157 141 15 1
5230 You are so old-fashioned my friend :D 1.1081 0.02533 185 167 16 2
5231 It's just plain easier - for instance, I don't have to find a fire hydrant. 1.1081 0.02735 148 133 14 1
5232 How'd you like to be the first person to invest in the Manned Unmanned Air Vehicle (MUAV)? 1.1081 0.02735 148 133 14 1
5233 Help! My suspenders have been hacked! Spare some change to help me avoid this tech bro wedgie? 1.1080 0.02730 176 160 13 3
5234 This is the latest in "belt and suspenders" 1.1079 0.02832 139 125 13 1
5235 What's expensive is the manual labor. 1.1078 0.02690 167 151 14 2
5236 Bro you look like my dad, belt and shoulder harness and all, get with the program bro.. pants ride high, shoulders stay loose and relaxed.. these babies even double as mobile wifi stations. So awesome, the future is now bro. 1.1078 0.02821 167 152 12 3
5237 Adios Amigo 1.1078 0.02821 167 152 12 3
5238 Got a piece of chalk? 1.1076 0.02631 158 142 15 1
5239 That's some weird graffiti on the curb down there. 1.1076 0.03056 158 145 9 4
5240 These make sure I don't nut in November. 1.1076 0.02921 158 144 11 3
5241 You don't need cash. I take Via. 1.1073 0.02594 177 160 15 2
5242 If you can't beat them, join them. 1.1071 0.02538 168 151 16 1
5243 The suspenders are holding up the drones. 1.1071 0.03157 140 128 9 3
5244 Man #1: What the Hell...? Man #2: You mean, what the Heaven! 1.1071 0.02393 168 150 18 0
5245 They’re pure bred instructive. I picked them up from the shelter. 1.1071 0.02929 168 154 10 4
5246 Hovering is great fun! You should try it! 1.1069 0.02615 159 143 15 1
5247 They are lowering me down into the next Legos movie. 1.1065 0.02660 169 153 14 2
5248 See, if you join the FEDDDEX (Federal Drone-Delivery Express) you won't need to wear those suspenders. 1.1062 0.02747 160 145 13 2
5249 Unidentified man is retained with new state-of-the-art drone technology from NYPD. 1.1062 0.02747 160 145 13 2
5250 Beats wearing a belt. 1.1060 0.02683 151 136 14 1
5251 I love flying, but the fares are too high and I am a voyeur. 1.1056 0.03114 142 130 9 3
5252 Why wouldn't you want to appear in my 3-D biopic? 1.1056 0.02730 161 146 13 2
5253 Yeah, not only do my pants stay up, but they have lasers too. 1.1056 0.02730 161 146 13 2
5254 Hey, Bob, what do you think of my new veloraptor robots? 1.1056 0.02785 180 165 11 4
5255 i go my way by myself...…….... 1.1053 0.02825 152 138 12 2
5256 It stops the jests about wearing suspenders. 1.1053 0.02975 152 139 10 3
5257 It's my Diet Plan's guarantee: If I like my pants, I can keep my pants! 1.1050 0.02657 181 165 13 3
5258 wow this sucks 1.1049 0.02569 162 146 15 1
5259 Your pants will stay up AND you'll be stylin'!! 1.1047 0.02615 172 156 14 2
5260 MEET MY EYE-LINE, JIM! 1.1046 0.02807 153 139 12 2
5261 Take my hand.We'll be dropped off at a cartoon bank. 1.1045 0.03225 134 123 8 3
5262 They close their eyes whenever they're not doing their job. 1.1042 0.02555 144 129 15 0
5263 ..a lifelong ambition...n I made the drones out of wax! 1.1040 0.02601 173 157 14 2
5264 Actually I only use them when I wear my baggy tweeds! 1.1039 0.02790 154 140 12 2
5265 How do you like my litter pants? 1.1039 0.02467 154 138 16 0
5266 High tech suspenders. 1.1039 0.02633 154 139 14 1
5267 There’s no wax. I’ll be fine. 1.1039 0.02938 154 141 10 3
5268 See, suspenders are no longer superfluous for Amazon's Personal Delivery 1.1037 0.02634 135 121 14 0
5269 French drones. They always suspender. 1.1037 0.02683 164 149 13 2
5270 COINTELPRO's been suspended. 1.1037 0.02683 164 149 13 2
5271 Welcome to the 21st century. 1.1037 0.02388 164 147 17 0
5272 It's the new "Technology Fashion" craze. Drone you keep up with the times? 1.1034 0.02586 174 158 14 2
5273 I use them usually during my break. 1.1033 0.02249 184 165 19 0
5274 WITH THESE SYNCHRONOUS DRONES I CAN AIRLIFT MYSELF TO ANY PART OF NY 1.1032 0.02773 155 141 12 2
5275 You obviously need to upgrade from walking to flying. 1.1030 0.02931 165 152 9 4
5276 I had lice. These detect them before they settle in. 1.1030 0.02525 165 149 15 1
5277 Ha! Mine also targets useless belts 1.1030 0.02667 165 150 13 2
5278 Talk about suspenders! 1.1029 0.02441 175 158 16 1
5279 'Seeing is Believing.' 1.1027 0.02872 146 133 11 2
5280 Last week I was on the Ed Sullivan Show. 1.1026 0.02601 156 141 14 1
5281 It was not a true drone. Fire can not kill a dragon 1.1024 0.02510 166 150 15 1
5282 No I've got two. Give me your hand and I'll pull you up. 1.1022 0.02982 137 125 10 2
5283 Er,well ... I left the control box at home. They are on control. 1.1022 0.02474 186 169 15 2
5284 Don’t worry. One word. Keto 1.1013 0.02408 158 142 16 0
5285 It's my latest invention. I call it "How to hold your suspenders up." 1.1012 0.02754 168 154 11 3
5286 Yes, I'm just perfecting a model that will spin when attached to suspenders. 1.1007 0.02650 149 135 13 1
5287 Yes, Trump is a multitasker. He glued his hair on while eating a cheeseburger and tweeting" 1.1006 0.02706 159 145 12 2
5288 My drones's fuselage's shirttail rotor system (my belt) needs a new fan belt. 1.1006 0.02706 159 145 12 2
5289 When the decals fade it's hard to tell between stop-and-frisk or just another pervert 1.1006 0.02607 169 154 13 2
5290 Watch, they add functionality. Drones, number one. 1.1006 0.02607 169 154 13 2
5291 I'm a Democrat, so you have to accept whatever dumbass thing I do...like this. 1.1000 0.02625 180 165 12 3
5292 I'll never get Kananaughed! 1.1000 0.02739 140 127 12 1
5293 It’s out of this world 1.0994 0.02295 171 154 17 0
5294 I was an Amazon No-Pest Strip by Sears until last week. 1.0994 0.02524 161 146 14 1
5295 A nice way to keep my pants up. High Tech is here for humans. 1.0994 0.02815 161 148 10 3
5296 I'm Flyderman. Good to meet you! 1.0994 0.02815 161 148 10 3
5297 Hey bro, drones are the new swords 1.0994 0.02949 161 149 8 4
5298 I feel pretty Zen. 1.0993 0.02780 151 138 11 2
5299 What to do when your drone remote control runs out of power. 1.0993 0.02617 151 137 13 1
5300 I have attached to two video projectors to the wall, then to my pants. 1.0988 0.02816 172 159 9 4
5301 In a world, where shaking hands with a man attached to drones is a normal thing. 1.0988 0.02657 162 148 12 2
5302 These are way better than rolled up newspaper when they don't behave. 1.0987 0.02600 152 138 13 1
5303 Best way to keep my pants tight 1.0986 0.02702 142 129 12 1
5304 Sorry, Gary, I won't be splitting that can fair anymore. 1.0984 0.02583 183 168 12 3
5305 It’s all the rage. 1.0982 0.02494 163 148 14 1
5306 Hair gel is definitely not an option. 1.0982 0.02781 163 150 10 3
5307 ... and, yeah, they're potty trained. 1.0977 0.02663 174 160 11 3
5308 These are the 21st century version of pets, don't you know? 1.0977 0.02535 174 159 13 2
5309 Okay, it sounds harsh but its easier to pay Amazon with blood than cash. 1.0976 0.02480 164 149 14 1
5310 Don't fret, you can still levitate using my 2 custom-made drones if you are less than 60kg... 1.0974 0.03023 154 143 7 4
5311 It's the latest look in high - tech clothing. 1.0974 0.02568 154 140 13 1
5312 Oh these Drones are great. Not only does soaring 'above' the jammed packed traffic cuts my commute time in half, the propeller blades make great nose hair trimmers!" 1.0972 0.02843 144 132 10 2
5313 Trust me, everything's gonna be just fine 1.0968 0.02862 155 143 9 3
5314 Who needs a belt when you have loyal servants...yeet. 1.0968 0.02711 155 142 11 2
5315 I’m droning out the sound. 1.0966 0.02374 176 160 15 1
5316 It's suspended refrigeration. 1.0962 0.02695 156 143 11 2
5317 Suspender? I hardly know her. 1.0962 0.02537 156 142 13 1
5318 PT gig. FT pay. 1.0955 0.02354 157 142 15 0
5319 What did you expect when you moved into the Pibal Belt? 1.0955 0.02209 178 161 17 0
5320 They've flown six miles today! 1.0949 0.02506 158 144 13 1
5321 Taking droning on to a whole new level. 1.0946 0.02769 148 136 10 2
5322 It's the latest in designer fashion. 1.0944 0.02323 180 164 15 1
5323 Uhm...thanks, but I don't believe my suspenders are willing. 1.0940 0.02581 149 136 12 1
5324 I 1.0938 0.02913 160 149 7 4
5325 They're really fun when you wear suspenders. 1.0932 0.02461 161 147 13 1
5326 test 1.0930 0.02509 172 158 12 2
5327 My service drones. From Amazon. 1.0926 0.02447 162 148 13 1
5328 They're fighting over my braces! Better watch out for yours. 1.0925 0.02495 173 159 12 2
5329 It's called "White Glove" Drone Service! 1.0925 0.02751 173 161 8 4
5330 It's the latest upgrade since ellen Show underwear...and faster! 1.0922 0.02445 141 128 13 0
5331 Tom, tensile strength is key; I couldn't do this if I hadn't bought the best suspenders on the market. 1.0915 0.02516 153 140 12 1
5332 My name IS Tom. How did you guess? 1.0915 0.02516 153 140 12 1
5333 Drones are automatically adjusting my suspenders! You can have this too, when you sign up for this great deal! An adjustable-rate vacation timeshare! 1.0915 0.02516 153 140 12 1
5334 capitalism be like 1.0915 0.02339 153 139 14 0
5335 These are the latest fashion statement in suspenders!! 1.0909 0.02694 165 153 9 3
5336 They're h 1.0909 0.02404 165 151 13 1
5337 I'm a two drone parent. 1.0903 0.02485 155 142 12 1
5338 Let's forget this world. 1.0903 0.02591 144 132 11 1
5339 The new Protecto Drone. It has 360 vision and comes fully loaded with buckshot. 1.0897 0.02754 145 134 9 2
5340 It's time to trade in your vintage for high fashion. 1.0897 0.02574 145 133 11 1
5341 Drones do a great job getting me dressed. 1.0889 0.02674 135 124 10 1
5342 Haven't you heard? Superman has gone out of style. 1.0888 0.02349 169 155 13 1
5343 I'm doing a study of male pattern baldness, and these drones do a great job of capturing images in a crowd. 1.0884 0.02540 147 135 11 1
5344 Where the, britches at? 1.0881 0.02425 159 146 12 1
5345 I'm a Super Hero in training. I call myself , "The Whirligig Man." 1.0881 0.02425 159 146 12 1
5346 Thus Mankind eliminated the wedgie barrier. 1.0875 0.02410 160 147 12 1
5347 It's just an MVP Jake, jut wait until I hit market-product fit. 1.0875 0.02241 160 146 14 0
5348 Wearing these suspenders I don't look like strapped to the chair with vertical seat belts, unable to eject. 1.0872 0.02682 149 138 9 2
5349 Hi, you ordered same-day delivery of used glasses? 1.0872 0.02158 172 157 15 0
5350 I'm from Asia, and the White House had these extra drones to spare! 1.0867 0.02297 173 159 13 1
5351 I saw this coming at least forty years ago. 1.0867 0.02297 173 159 13 1
5352 So this I should what I’ve been droning on about... 1.0867 0.02665 150 139 9 2
5353 She called it the “hyper-belt,” but think of it as The Stepford Wives in reverse. 1.0859 0.02367 163 150 12 1
5354 I should have known better than to carry around billiards balls in my pockets when wearing my green felt pants. 1.0855 0.02631 152 141 9 2
5355 Square nipples are nothing to be ashamed of! 1.0854 0.02652 164 153 8 3
5356 GPS, face and voice recognition, 18 hours flight time and super fast charging time; right, Mom and Dad? 1.0853 0.02918 129 120 7 2
5357 I had to find a way to keep up my pants. Those pesky belts aren't worth the trouble 1.0852 0.02399 176 163 11 2
5358 Does your wife tell you you're not ovservant? 1.0850 0.02774 153 143 7 3
5359 I'm a belt and sus-spinders kind of guy. 1.0850 0.02444 153 141 11 1
5360 It’s more than catches the eye , when you consider my own lenses , the glasses , and the cameras that cover the political spectrum... 1.0843 0.02373 178 165 11 2
5361 When you have to watch all angles 1.0843 0.02235 178 164 13 1
5362 It’s the latest trend with suspenders. 1.0839 0.02327 143 131 12 0
5363 De goils really luv it! 1.0839 0.02414 155 143 11 1
5364 They return with a balanced menu 1.0838 0.02606 167 156 8 3
5365 I think I’ll need 58 moreI 1.0838 0.02464 167 155 10 2
5366 I'm on my way to hollywood! 1.0833 0.02139 168 154 14 0
5367 I was trying to think of another use for my suspenders." 1.0833 0.02139 168 154 14 0
5368 Hup, hup, hup, hup, hup!! 1.0833 0.02299 168 155 12 1
5369 These suspenders really suspend! 1.0818 0.02180 159 146 13 0
5370 Let's just grab a coffee to go. I've only 1.0818 0.02355 159 147 11 1
5371 Matter fact, I think you better call da-rone 1.0818 0.02519 159 148 9 2
5372 I may get charged if they lose charge. 1.0813 0.02167 160 147 13 0
5373 Uh 1, Uh 2, Uh 3, Uh hi Tom, Uh 4 1.0811 0.02447 148 137 10 1
5374 You never have to worry about beer gut! 1.0805 0.02068 174 160 14 0
5375 Hey Man, give me an hand please. They want put on my pants! 1.0800 0.02415 150 139 10 1
5376 Let's shake on the deal, my word is my bond. 1.0798 0.02300 163 151 11 1
5377 I'd like to introduce you to my new product, Belt X 1.0795 0.02208 151 139 12 0
5378 h ,mgkju 1.0789 0.02385 152 141 10 1
5379 Old survivor-New Survivor 1.0789 0.02385 152 141 10 1
5380 The biggest meeting of our lives and you iron your pants like a try-hard jackass! 1.0783 0.02259 166 154 11 1
5381 no pudding today? 1.0783 0.02092 166 153 13 0
5382 It's called Suspendered Encounters . . .Win, it' s big prizes . . .Lose, snip, snip . .. You are wearing underwear, right? 1.0779 0.02167 154 142 12 0
5383 I recommend you buy at least a dozen. Use one to scout for hotties and the rest to fly you there. 1.0769 0.02140 156 144 12 0
5384 It's the feed, buddy, it's all about feeding the stream. 1.0769 0.02267 182 170 10 2
5385 Keeps me from creating nicotine stains on my shorts. 1.0765 0.02208 170 158 11 1
5386 No hand plate twirling is my gig. 1.0760 0.02033 171 158 13 0
5387 It's so rad, dude. Whenever I take my pants off, even for non-jacking-off purposes, the drones start filming me and streaming it to my Twitch followers, thereby keeping me honest in my pledge to the Proud Boys. 1.0759 0.02297 158 147 10 1
5388 Steve was down on his luck when John approached him with drones holding up his suspenders, offering him a business deal. Ten years later, and Steve has still never seen a dime of that money. 1.0755 0.02283 159 148 10 1
5389 Wow! These drones do help. 1.0755 0.02757 159 151 4 4
5390 Hey, my friend！Which do you want to watch? 1.0751 0.02171 173 161 11 1
5391 Lame-oh 1.0750 0.02089 160 148 12 0
5392 Test Caption 1.0747 0.02308 174 163 9 2
5393 December wedding sounds great. 1.0743 0.02147 175 163 11 1
5394 I can deliver packages while lowering my on-scale weight decreased . 1.0741 0.02064 162 150 12 0
5395 Wanna make a drone strike on this DI-YICK?! 1.0728 0.02321 151 141 9 1
5396 Give me ten dollars, then go ahead and stick your fingers in. 1.0727 0.02659 165 157 4 4
5397 - This new belts can make you fly. - But I am ok with the old one I wear, you sold it to me two day ago. - Well, it fits you (thinking to himself... I had them for years,thank god people like this guy exist) 1.0722 0.02130 194 182 10 2
5398 If you had told the truth, we woun't have broken your arms." 1.0714 0.01914 182 169 13 0
5399 You will stand here forever? 1.0710 0.02263 155 145 9 1
5400 Come fly with me. Exotic booze? 1.0710 0.02069 155 144 11 0
5401 I'm happy that the drones found you before I did 1.0705 0.02248 156 146 9 1
5402 You seriously don't have a drown by Apple yet? Get with the times. 1.0698 0.01948 172 160 12 0
5403 Mesmerized-by-droning Syndrome 1.0698 0.02416 172 163 6 3
5404 You called for a pickup and delivery? But, this is a prison 1.0696 0.02221 158 148 9 1
5405 You ar such a clown you must be David Remnick from the New Yorker. 1.0679 0.01983 162 151 11 0
5406 I could find a belt or suspenders. 1.0672 0.02415 134 126 7 1
5407 It's hard for them to get back on their feet. 1.0671 0.02057 149 139 10 0
5408 Nothing 1.0667 0.02024 180 169 10 1
5409 Did you see the "Deckchair Danny" movie? Well - I'm doing it with drones, not baloons, and I'll be known as "Droning Daddy"! 1.0667 0.02044 150 140 10 0
5410 The world must know the impression a great man leaves upon the people of this homely burrow. 1.0662 0.02237 151 142 8 1
5411 They're the latest trend, you know. 1.0654 0.02209 153 144 8 1
5412 Pip,pip..." "Human first! 1.0629 0.02011 175 165 9 1
5413 oh hello you wonderful editors--im still tryin to get one of you get back to me about "the real story of I Love New', coined by yours truly and made famous by milton glaser's heart logo---he was asked to make that because of the first thing ever sold 1.0625 0.02458 160 153 4 3
5414 If the ridge one don’t get ya, then the left one will! 1.0621 0.02102 161 152 8 1
5415 Want to cut a deal? 1.0606 0.02225 165 157 6 2
5416 Hey, I'm the Dronester. You wanted someone to spy on your moms? 1.0606 0.01863 165 155 10 0
5417 No, thank you, my feet won’t go until you go. 1.0592 0.02173 169 161 6 2
5418 Negative side is no queen bee up there to chase. Positive: don't die, though, after I'm done flying around trying to find one. 1.0570 0.02417 158 152 3 3
5419 Get on my level 1.0559 0.01895 179 170 8 1
5420 Yup, that's right, Wally went down the drain 1.0517 0.01871 174 166 7 1
5421 Don't worry works got insurance. 1.0452 0.01933 177 171 4 2
5422 Do YOU think I human on and on and on . . . ? 1.0400 0.01605 150 144 6 0