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Name | Value |
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Submission deadline | 2018-11-05T02:28:00.000Z |
Voting started | - |
Voting ended | 2018-11-19T02:31:00.000Z |
Finalists announced | 2018-11-13T02:28:00.000Z |
Magazine(s) announcing finalists issued | November 19, 2018 |
Number of captions | 5423 |
Number of responses | 882701 |
Number of participants | - |
In this table, the "mean" means the empirically measured average funniness score when the "unfunny", "somewhat funny" and "funny" receive a funniness score of 1, 2, 3 respectively. "Precison" is the standard error of the mean, the standard deviation of the mean estimate. With that, a caption with an empirical mean μ and precision σ has true mean in the range [μ - 2σ, μ + 2σ] with 95% probability by the 68-95-99.7 rule assuming the responses are indepedent and identically distributed.
Rank | Caption | Mean | Precision | Total votes | "Unfunny" votes | "Somewhat funny" votes | "Funny" votes |
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0 | I wear the pants but my wife controls them. | 1.6914 | 0.06742 | 162 | 92 | 28 | 42 |
1 | I wear the pants, but my wife has the remote. | 1.6452 | 0.06391 | 155 | 86 | 38 | 31 |
2 | Nothing you buy on a 2 am informercial is ever a good idea. | 1.6341 | 0.05868 | 164 | 87 | 50 | 27 |
3 | To be honest, I’m kind of flying by the seat of my pants. | 1.6066 | 0.05470 | 183 | 100 | 55 | 28 |
4 | Seriously? You've never tried a pair of hoveralls? | 1.5951 | 0.06132 | 163 | 96 | 37 | 30 |
5 | This is Otto, the other is Hannah — they’re palindrones. | 1.5793 | 0.06115 | 164 | 99 | 35 | 30 |
6 | The puppy wasn't attracting the type of women I'm interested in. | 1.5767 | 0.05896 | 163 | 95 | 42 | 26 |
7 | It’s not so bad. I had helicopter parents. | 1.5671 | 0.05875 | 164 | 97 | 41 | 26 |
8 | And that’s when I just decided to fly by the seat of my pants! | 1.5644 | 0.05775 | 163 | 95 | 44 | 24 |
9 | My wife forgave me for the affair. With conditions. | 1.5561 | 0.05729 | 187 | 117 | 36 | 34 |
10 | I'm Adam, your Lift driver. | 1.5488 | 0.06196 | 164 | 105 | 28 | 31 |
11 | We didn't understand cargo pants at first either. | 1.5481 | 0.06284 | 135 | 80 | 36 | 19 |
12 | Hi, I’m your Uber ride. Grab my hand. | 1.5417 | 0.06301 | 144 | 89 | 32 | 23 |
13 | This is much better. I used to fly by the seat of my pants. | 1.5404 | 0.05778 | 161 | 97 | 41 | 23 |
14 | In hind sight, I should have agreed to an ankle monitor. | 1.5394 | 0.05799 | 165 | 101 | 39 | 25 |
15 | YOU can wait for the walk sign. | 1.5380 | 0.05392 | 171 | 100 | 50 | 21 |
16 | Always wanted to fly by the seat of my pants. | 1.5325 | 0.05695 | 169 | 104 | 40 | 25 |
17 | I like to fly by the seat of my pants. | 1.5321 | 0.05993 | 156 | 97 | 35 | 24 |
18 | The only danger is if they see a squirrel. | 1.5294 | 0.05546 | 170 | 103 | 44 | 23 |
19 | My wife has the remote | 1.5287 | 0.05895 | 157 | 97 | 37 | 23 |
20 | I see yours are still analog. | 1.5284 | 0.05341 | 176 | 105 | 49 | 22 |
21 | No - I can't fly yet, but I can hit a high C. | 1.5267 | 0.05960 | 150 | 92 | 37 | 21 |
22 | First time in the Bay Area? | 1.5260 | 0.05411 | 173 | 104 | 47 | 22 |
23 | I've got them set between low-rider and full wedgie. | 1.5226 | 0.06095 | 155 | 99 | 31 | 25 |
24 | I’d wait for the next upgrade. There’s a wedgie issue. | 1.5220 | 0.05438 | 182 | 113 | 43 | 26 |
25 | My wife is at the controls . . . long story. | 1.5215 | 0.05729 | 163 | 101 | 39 | 23 |
26 | The only problem with them is if there's a strong gust of wind my voice goes up an octave. | 1.5188 | 0.05880 | 160 | 101 | 35 | 24 |
27 | SkyMall. Why do you ask? | 1.5172 | 0.05690 | 174 | 111 | 36 | 27 |
28 | The good news is that I get uptown in 10 minutes. The bad news is that I land with one hell of a wedgie. | 1.5163 | 0.05724 | 153 | 93 | 41 | 19 |
29 | It was either this or an ankle monitor. | 1.5068 | 0.06242 | 146 | 95 | 28 | 23 |
30 | It's called upward mobility. | 1.5058 | 0.05439 | 172 | 107 | 43 | 22 |
31 | Turns out you don't have to put on your pants one leg at a time. | 1.5055 | 0.05270 | 182 | 113 | 46 | 23 |
32 | Alexa, hold up my pants! | 1.5031 | 0.05797 | 163 | 105 | 34 | 24 |
33 | Mr. Smith? I’m your Uber ride. | 1.5000 | 0.05746 | 160 | 102 | 36 | 22 |
34 | You must be the fellow who ordered a friend on Amazon. | 1.4969 | 0.05511 | 161 | 100 | 42 | 19 |
35 | It’s the convenience of suspenders without the ridiculous look. | 1.4967 | 0.05874 | 153 | 98 | 34 | 21 |
36 | Ask me where I keep the remote. | 1.4966 | 0.05604 | 149 | 91 | 42 | 16 |
37 | The judge said it was either this or the ankle bracelet. | 1.4943 | 0.05573 | 174 | 113 | 36 | 25 |
38 | Hi, I'm Steve from Amazon Cloud Services. | 1.4868 | 0.05600 | 152 | 95 | 40 | 17 |
39 | I'm flying by the seat of my pants. | 1.4852 | 0.05315 | 169 | 106 | 44 | 19 |
40 | Well, I guess I’m going to take off. | 1.4848 | 0.05612 | 165 | 107 | 36 | 22 |
41 | Actually my wife has the controls. | 1.4843 | 0.05417 | 159 | 99 | 43 | 17 |
42 | Well I'm off. My Lyft is here. | 1.4843 | 0.05490 | 159 | 100 | 41 | 18 |
43 | Amazon sent me. Your book is backordered. | 1.4841 | 0.05829 | 157 | 103 | 32 | 22 |
44 | You're experiencing what is known as 'disbelief of suspension'. | 1.4828 | 0.05799 | 145 | 92 | 36 | 17 |
45 | Yeah, I had helicopter parents, why | 1.4824 | 0.05357 | 170 | 108 | 42 | 20 |
46 | They're my emotional support drones. | 1.4817 | 0.05188 | 191 | 124 | 42 | 25 |
47 | I said I BARELY NOTICE THEM ANYMORE! | 1.4805 | 0.05696 | 154 | 99 | 36 | 19 |
48 | At first it was just a joke, but then I got the Department of Defense contract. | 1.4750 | 0.05316 | 160 | 100 | 44 | 16 |
49 | They keep dropping me off at Amazon. | 1.4750 | 0.05945 | 160 | 109 | 26 | 25 |
50 | All I said was: "Hey Alexa I need a lift," and this happens... | 1.4750 | 0.05604 | 160 | 104 | 36 | 20 |
51 | You act like you've never seen a pair of chastity drones before. | 1.4747 | 0.05658 | 158 | 103 | 35 | 20 |
52 | As you probably guessed, I'm single. | 1.4734 | 0.05443 | 169 | 110 | 38 | 21 |
53 | I lost the car in the divorce. | 1.4731 | 0.04952 | 186 | 117 | 50 | 19 |
54 | It's just until the sexual assault charges are dropped. | 1.4713 | 0.05448 | 174 | 115 | 36 | 23 |
55 | They're great until your kid steals the controller. | 1.4709 | 0.05371 | 172 | 112 | 39 | 21 |
56 | The battery life is pretty short, and that’s led to a couple of embarrassing incidents.” | 1.4706 | 0.04989 | 187 | 119 | 48 | 20 |
57 | One leg at a time, that's how. | 1.4699 | 0.05244 | 183 | 120 | 40 | 23 |
58 | Guess who just put his pants on TWO legs at a time? | 1.4691 | 0.05193 | 162 | 101 | 46 | 15 |
59 | No lines ... no tickets ... just fly by the seat of your pants. | 1.4688 | 0.05460 | 160 | 103 | 39 | 18 |
60 | Yes I'm single. Why do you ask? | 1.4667 | 0.05473 | 165 | 108 | 37 | 20 |
61 | Plus, with the turbo option, I can go up a full octave. | 1.4667 | 0.05538 | 180 | 123 | 30 | 27 |
62 | Best part? I can use Tesla charging stations. | 1.4663 | 0.05385 | 163 | 105 | 40 | 18 |
63 | It’s not so much about holding up my pants as it’s about attracting venture capitalists. | 1.4662 | 0.05542 | 148 | 94 | 39 | 15 |
64 | They're controlled by a joystick in my pants. | 1.4658 | 0.05713 | 161 | 108 | 31 | 22 |
65 | Alexa, fix my wedgie. | 1.4654 | 0.05698 | 159 | 106 | 32 | 21 |
66 | Gotta go. My Lift is here.” | 1.4647 | 0.05352 | 170 | 111 | 39 | 20 |
67 | It's better than flying by the seat of my pants! | 1.4641 | 0.05719 | 153 | 101 | 33 | 19 |
68 | They're just for technical support | 1.4621 | 0.05732 | 132 | 83 | 37 | 12 |
69 | OK, you have the remote, right? | 1.4620 | 0.05509 | 158 | 103 | 37 | 18 |
70 | And now, when people say, "He puts his pants on just like you and me," you'll know just how wrong they are. | 1.4615 | 0.05936 | 143 | 95 | 30 | 18 |
71 | I prefer to fly by the seat of my pants. | 1.4611 | 0.04943 | 180 | 114 | 49 | 17 |
72 | You also get an owner’s manual, a pack of adult diapers and a barf bag. | 1.4595 | 0.05783 | 148 | 98 | 32 | 18 |
73 | I hope I have been ordered by a nice family | 1.4589 | 0.05842 | 146 | 97 | 31 | 18 |
74 | Hi, I'm the drinking buddy you ordered from Amazon Prime. | 1.4586 | 0.05341 | 181 | 122 | 35 | 24 |
75 | They're my suspenders of disbelief. | 1.4581 | 0.05660 | 155 | 103 | 33 | 19 |
76 | I'm here for your Amazon return. | 1.4578 | 0.05445 | 166 | 110 | 36 | 20 |
77 | It's the hot new fashion...hoveralls | 1.4577 | 0.05881 | 142 | 94 | 31 | 17 |
78 | Sure, but once he builds that wall, these babies will sell like hot tamales. | 1.4561 | 0.05389 | 171 | 114 | 36 | 21 |
79 | I admit it can be a little embarrassing when the batteries get low. | 1.4551 | 0.05043 | 178 | 115 | 45 | 18 |
80 | Hi! I'm Joe, the personal assistant you ordered from Amazon. | 1.4545 | 0.05379 | 154 | 99 | 40 | 15 |
81 | Of course my wife has the remote control. | 1.4545 | 0.05468 | 165 | 110 | 35 | 20 |
82 | AirUber. Where to? | 1.4540 | 0.05236 | 163 | 105 | 42 | 16 |
83 | I place an order on Amazon and - Pow! - these babies deliver ME to my stuff! | 1.4529 | 0.05538 | 170 | 116 | 31 | 23 |
84 | The balloons looked ridiculous. | 1.4512 | 0.05353 | 164 | 108 | 38 | 18 |
85 | Are you the one who called Amazon Customer Support? | 1.4512 | 0.05692 | 164 | 113 | 28 | 23 |
86 | Why, yes, I am Mr. Fancypants. | 1.4509 | 0.05464 | 173 | 118 | 32 | 23 |
87 | My wife got the bra version. | 1.4503 | 0.05322 | 171 | 114 | 37 | 20 |
88 | I have a mini one to do my zipper. | 1.4494 | 0.05521 | 178 | 124 | 28 | 26 |
89 | Hi, i’m Your Lyft driver. | 1.4494 | 0.05226 | 178 | 119 | 38 | 21 |
90 | Wow, you're still using analog suspenders? | 1.4491 | 0.05072 | 167 | 107 | 45 | 15 |
91 | Ya, you get a wedgie. But I can be in Hoboken in five minutes. | 1.4487 | 0.05554 | 156 | 104 | 34 | 18 |
92 | I’ve been sent here to see if there is anything we can do to stop you from dropping your Amazon Prime. | 1.4477 | 0.05297 | 172 | 115 | 37 | 20 |
93 | The only thing I don't like about them is I have to call the FAA every time I want to take off my pants. | 1.4471 | 0.05211 | 170 | 112 | 40 | 18 |
94 | yeah...product of helicopter parents | 1.4471 | 0.05278 | 170 | 113 | 38 | 19 |
95 | No one thought the iPhone would catch on, either! | 1.4467 | 0.05312 | 150 | 96 | 41 | 13 |
96 | I have a patent suspending. | 1.4465 | 0.05547 | 159 | 107 | 33 | 19 |
97 | Unfortunately, I left the remote in my other pants. | 1.4462 | 0.05056 | 186 | 124 | 41 | 21 |
98 | Sir, your Lyft has arrived. | 1.4462 | 0.05113 | 186 | 125 | 39 | 22 |
99 | The hip-hop setting is eight inches lower. | 1.4459 | 0.05775 | 148 | 100 | 30 | 18 |
100 | By design, I fly by the seat of my pants! | 1.4459 | 0.05614 | 148 | 98 | 34 | 16 |
101 | When you go low, I go high. | 1.4458 | 0.05092 | 166 | 107 | 44 | 15 |
102 | Look, they put my pants on one leg at a time just like everybody else. | 1.4458 | 0.05438 | 166 | 112 | 34 | 20 |
103 | I only have to wear them until my wife trusts me again. | 1.4452 | 0.05942 | 155 | 109 | 23 | 23 |
104 | Honestly, I feel 20 pounds lighter. | 1.4451 | 0.04957 | 182 | 119 | 45 | 18 |
105 | With the Drone-penders 2.0, there's no chance of getting caught with your pants down. | 1.4438 | 0.05095 | 169 | 110 | 43 | 16 |
106 | You ordered a handshake on Amazon, correct?! Here it is! | 1.4423 | 0.04754 | 208 | 139 | 46 | 23 |
107 | I know it looks weird, but I haven't been mugged once since I put them on. | 1.4417 | 0.05156 | 163 | 106 | 42 | 15 |
108 | Amazon needs a clarification on your order. | 1.4410 | 0.05092 | 195 | 134 | 36 | 25 |
109 | Amazon Customer Support here, how can I help? | 1.4403 | 0.05397 | 159 | 106 | 36 | 17 |
110 | To be honest, yes, I am a little worried about the battery life on these things. | 1.4400 | 0.05635 | 150 | 101 | 32 | 17 |
111 | I don’t know how I managed before self-driving pants. | 1.4383 | 0.05176 | 162 | 106 | 41 | 15 |
112 | Imagine the possibilities for brassieres. | 1.4383 | 0.05250 | 162 | 107 | 39 | 16 |
113 | Hi, I’m your ride | 1.4379 | 0.05394 | 153 | 101 | 37 | 15 |
114 | They came free with my Prime membership. | 1.4379 | 0.04951 | 169 | 109 | 46 | 14 |
115 | The view was great, but the wedgie was brutal. | 1.4368 | 0.05082 | 190 | 130 | 37 | 23 |
116 | They have two speeds...tenor and soprano. | 1.4368 | 0.05370 | 174 | 120 | 32 | 22 |
117 | Now, Prime members can be delivered to their online orders. | 1.4364 | 0.05320 | 165 | 111 | 36 | 18 |
118 | Greetings, I'm from Amazon and I'm here to help. | 1.4356 | 0.05151 | 163 | 107 | 41 | 15 |
119 | I see you're still wearing analog suspenders. You need to think bigger. | 1.4355 | 0.04813 | 186 | 122 | 47 | 17 |
120 | I wanted to fly by the seat of my pants. | 1.4350 | 0.05052 | 177 | 118 | 41 | 18 |
121 | Hi, I'm your car-less driver. Where can I drop you?" | 1.4345 | 0.05448 | 168 | 116 | 31 | 21 |
122 | The free app syncs with my calendar, so I never forget to wear pants to a meeting. | 1.4345 | 0.05775 | 145 | 99 | 29 | 17 |
123 | They keep me on my toes. | 1.4342 | 0.05417 | 152 | 101 | 36 | 15 |
124 | I don't mind; I was raised by helicopter parents. | 1.4341 | 0.04950 | 182 | 121 | 43 | 18 |
125 | Go ahead build the wall. I'll make millions. | 1.4337 | 0.05363 | 166 | 113 | 34 | 19 |
126 | A life well-documented is a life well-lived. | 1.4336 | 0.05663 | 143 | 96 | 32 | 15 |
127 | Hi, I'm Frank. Professional drone walker. | 1.4336 | 0.05575 | 143 | 95 | 34 | 14 |
128 | I thought about suspenders, but I didn't want to look ridiculous. | 1.4333 | 0.05550 | 150 | 101 | 33 | 16 |
129 | Just a natural progression from helicopter parents. | 1.4330 | 0.04947 | 194 | 132 | 40 | 22 |
130 | Basically they're fully autonomous... but I can still take over the zipper in case of an emergency. | 1.4329 | 0.05411 | 164 | 112 | 33 | 19 |
131 | I am your date. Match.com now has drone delivery. | 1.4329 | 0.05271 | 164 | 110 | 37 | 17 |
132 | I also invented noise canceling trousers. | 1.4329 | 0.05127 | 164 | 108 | 41 | 15 |
133 | Next year I'll just tell them what I want for father's day. | 1.4321 | 0.05245 | 162 | 108 | 38 | 16 |
134 | I use to be one of those helicopter parents. | 1.4320 | 0.04946 | 169 | 110 | 45 | 14 |
135 | I still adjust my fly manually, though. | 1.4320 | 0.05224 | 169 | 114 | 37 | 18 |
136 | If they pull my pants any tighter it is going to be "unmanned" flight for sure." | 1.4315 | 0.05905 | 146 | 102 | 25 | 19 |
137 | I see you're still sporting the analog model. | 1.4311 | 0.05200 | 167 | 112 | 38 | 17 |
138 | Just wait until you see how I hold my socks up. | 1.4305 | 0.05275 | 151 | 99 | 39 | 13 |
139 | Just because they suspended my driver's license doesn't mean I'm grounded | 1.4305 | 0.05600 | 151 | 103 | 31 | 17 |
140 | You're late on your Amazon Prime payment | 1.4302 | 0.05007 | 179 | 120 | 41 | 18 |
141 | Marvin, this is the last time I'll get your ball off the roof. | 1.4301 | 0.04798 | 193 | 129 | 45 | 19 |
142 | Well, when the batteries die, it does get a bit awkward. | 1.4286 | 0.05192 | 161 | 107 | 39 | 15 |
143 | Amazon can now go directly into my wallet and remove money without bothering to delivery anything. | 1.4286 | 0.05545 | 147 | 99 | 33 | 15 |
144 | I can't understand why the judge considers me a flight risk. | 1.4286 | 0.05339 | 161 | 109 | 35 | 17 |
145 | Alexa sent me. I'm Greg from Prime Friendship. | 1.4277 | 0.05461 | 159 | 109 | 32 | 18 |
146 | I don't like waiting for the "WALK" sign. | 1.4276 | 0.05330 | 152 | 101 | 37 | 14 |
147 | They're working on little ones for your socks. | 1.4269 | 0.05108 | 171 | 115 | 39 | 17 |
148 | Now I really can fly by the seat of my pants. | 1.4268 | 0.04973 | 164 | 107 | 44 | 13 |
149 | it was either this or an ankle monitor and i'm like so let's have some fun | 1.4268 | 0.05585 | 157 | 109 | 29 | 19 |
150 | They’re waiting to see if I want to return the pants. | 1.4267 | 0.05544 | 150 | 102 | 32 | 16 |
151 | It’s best if I don’t tell you where the remote control is. | 1.4267 | 0.05624 | 150 | 103 | 30 | 17 |
152 | You did order a lyft, didn’t you? | 1.4261 | 0.05255 | 176 | 122 | 33 | 21 |
153 | I put my pants on like everyone else. One drone at a time. | 1.4260 | 0.05219 | 169 | 115 | 36 | 18 |
154 | Ironically, it was only because two people gave me the same gift that I found a use for them. | 1.4259 | 0.05166 | 162 | 108 | 39 | 15 |
155 | They work great except for the wedgies. | 1.4258 | 0.05488 | 155 | 106 | 32 | 17 |
156 | The only downside is that it gives you a really bad wedgie. | 1.4255 | 0.05975 | 141 | 99 | 24 | 18 |
157 | It's a new service called "Lift." | 1.4254 | 0.04901 | 181 | 121 | 43 | 17 |
158 | And if you think that’s impressive, wait until you see how the zipper works. | 1.4242 | 0.05169 | 165 | 111 | 38 | 16 |
159 | We're still having some problems with the necktie option. | 1.4241 | 0.05557 | 158 | 110 | 29 | 19 |
160 | I might have to take off early. | 1.4241 | 0.05103 | 158 | 104 | 41 | 13 |
161 | I also programmed my Roomba to tie my shoes. | 1.4238 | 0.05269 | 151 | 100 | 38 | 13 |
162 | They're a must have for the committed helicopter parent. | 1.4236 | 0.05711 | 144 | 99 | 29 | 16 |
163 | I may have been born privileged, but I still put my pants on one drone at a time—just like everyone else does. | 1.4233 | 0.05565 | 163 | 115 | 27 | 21 |
164 | The settings go from low rider to wedgie. | 1.4228 | 0.05402 | 149 | 100 | 35 | 14 |
165 | Tssh. You still wearing analogs? | 1.4217 | 0.05284 | 166 | 114 | 34 | 18 |
166 | Actually, I don't put my pants on one leg at time! | 1.4200 | 0.05538 | 150 | 103 | 31 | 16 |
167 | Two to keep your pants up; six to get airborne. | 1.4192 | 0.04977 | 167 | 111 | 42 | 14 |
168 | Sure beats taking a cab, but I wish I had worn my relaxed-fit jeans. | 1.4189 | 0.05592 | 148 | 102 | 30 | 16 |
169 | Mostly I fly to the battery store | 1.4186 | 0.05340 | 172 | 121 | 30 | 21 |
170 | This is what I call tech support! | 1.4186 | 0.04943 | 172 | 115 | 42 | 15 |
171 | Same as everyone. One drone at a time. | 1.4182 | 0.05235 | 165 | 113 | 35 | 17 |
172 | I'm Andy, from Amazon's new on-line dating service. Are you Michael? | 1.4178 | 0.05730 | 146 | 102 | 27 | 17 |
173 | It’s the latest from Lyft! | 1.4176 | 0.04842 | 170 | 112 | 45 | 13 |
174 | Hi. Bob from Amazon. | 1.4172 | 0.05427 | 151 | 103 | 33 | 15 |
175 | Your wife ordered you a friend on Amazon. | 1.4172 | 0.05666 | 151 | 106 | 27 | 18 |
176 | The only downside is my voice occasionally sounds a little higher. | 1.4167 | 0.04953 | 168 | 112 | 42 | 14 |
177 | Safe? Of course it's safe. I've got 2 gps-guided drones with 4 gyro-stablized propellers on each for software and hardware fault tolerance. What could possibly go wrong? | 1.4167 | 0.04975 | 180 | 123 | 39 | 18 |
178 | Well, it was pretty embarrassing when both batteries died at the same time. | 1.4158 | 0.04605 | 190 | 126 | 49 | 15 |
179 | I call them 'willing suspenders of disbelief.' | 1.4156 | 0.05349 | 154 | 105 | 34 | 15 |
180 | ...But I still put them on one leg at a time. | 1.4155 | 0.05311 | 142 | 94 | 37 | 11 |
181 | I'm Frank. I'll be your Uber driver. | 1.4152 | 0.05230 | 171 | 119 | 33 | 19 |
182 | Tell me the belt industry isn't nervous. | 1.4150 | 0.05447 | 147 | 100 | 33 | 14 |
183 | I'm supposed to deliver you to your mother's for Thanksgiving. | 1.4149 | 0.04936 | 188 | 130 | 38 | 20 |
184 | These babies get me to work in 10 minutes but for some strange reason my voice is higher for the rest of the day. | 1.4146 | 0.05110 | 164 | 111 | 38 | 15 |
185 | Gone are the days when I could lift myself by the bootstraps. | 1.4145 | 0.05065 | 152 | 100 | 41 | 11 |
186 | They work fine, but I'm having some intimacy issues. | 1.4138 | 0.05140 | 145 | 95 | 40 | 10 |
187 | I put them on same as everyone else; one leg at a time. | 1.4136 | 0.05301 | 162 | 112 | 33 | 17 |
188 | I put my pants on just like everyone else, one drone at a time. | 1.4132 | 0.05184 | 167 | 115 | 35 | 17 |
189 | Helicopter parents are so last year. | 1.4132 | 0.05184 | 167 | 115 | 35 | 17 |
190 | I’m the BFF you just ordered on Amazon | 1.4125 | 0.05565 | 160 | 114 | 26 | 20 |
191 | Sorry I'm late. I got held up. | 1.4125 | 0.05349 | 160 | 111 | 32 | 17 |
192 | I’m thinking of calling it “Lyft.” | 1.4125 | 0.05199 | 160 | 109 | 36 | 15 |
193 | Hi. I’m Matt from Amazon. | 1.4118 | 0.05115 | 170 | 117 | 36 | 17 |
194 | I'm a fly by the seat of your pants type of guy | 1.4118 | 0.05183 | 170 | 118 | 34 | 18 |
195 | I'm not sure what it does, but I got it with 2-day free shipping from Amazon! | 1.4112 | 0.04978 | 197 | 140 | 33 | 24 |
196 | Hi, I'm your driver. Grab my hand and hold on tight. | 1.4111 | 0.04970 | 180 | 124 | 38 | 18 |
197 | I’m Amazon’s new tech support. | 1.4107 | 0.04874 | 168 | 112 | 43 | 13 |
198 | I use to be a Helicopter dad,but I need to keep up with the times. | 1.4106 | 0.05420 | 151 | 104 | 32 | 15 |
199 | I have ten minutes to charge these before my pants fall off. | 1.4103 | 0.05214 | 156 | 106 | 36 | 14 |
200 | Mosquitoes stay clear and my pants stay hiked up. It's a win-win. | 1.4103 | 0.05214 | 156 | 106 | 36 | 14 |
201 | I’m gonna need either a belt or a charger in the next 15 seconds. | 1.4097 | 0.05865 | 144 | 103 | 23 | 18 |
202 | Other than raising my voice a few octaves, they work fine... | 1.4096 | 0.05341 | 166 | 117 | 30 | 19 |
203 | Hi I am your Amazon personal shopper... | 1.4094 | 0.05023 | 171 | 117 | 38 | 16 |
204 | Yep, I really am flying by the seat of my pants”. | 1.4091 | 0.05114 | 176 | 123 | 34 | 19 |
205 | What? You're still using Uber | 1.4088 | 0.05142 | 159 | 108 | 37 | 14 |
206 | I found them in SkyMall.” | 1.4088 | 0.05219 | 159 | 109 | 35 | 15 |
207 | Hi, I'm the new assistant you ordered from Amazon. | 1.4088 | 0.05443 | 159 | 112 | 29 | 18 |
208 | This seemed more functional than a cape and tights. | 1.4088 | 0.05237 | 137 | 90 | 38 | 9 |
209 | This changes the game for a 5 story walk up! | 1.4083 | 0.05065 | 169 | 116 | 37 | 16 |
210 | I'm telling you, helicopter parenting isn't enough these days. | 1.4082 | 0.05177 | 147 | 98 | 38 | 11 |
211 | Practical? No. Suspenseful? Yes. | 1.4079 | 0.05227 | 152 | 103 | 36 | 13 |
212 | Talk about "flying by the seat of your pants." | 1.4076 | 0.05343 | 157 | 109 | 32 | 16 |
213 | Jetson, George Jetson” | 1.4072 | 0.05107 | 167 | 115 | 36 | 16 |
214 | Didn't you order a man from Amazon? | 1.4067 | 0.05604 | 150 | 106 | 27 | 17 |
215 | Thanks for noticing. I did lose 10 pounds. | 1.4065 | 0.05469 | 155 | 109 | 29 | 17 |
216 | Yeah, boxers. Definitely, boxers. | 1.4062 | 0.05487 | 160 | 114 | 27 | 19 |
217 | Hi! I’m Dan, the window washer. | 1.4057 | 0.05320 | 175 | 126 | 27 | 22 |
218 | Would you happen to have 7000 AA batteries?” | 1.4054 | 0.04618 | 185 | 124 | 47 | 14 |
219 | It was either this or the ankle bracelet | 1.4052 | 0.05442 | 153 | 107 | 30 | 16 |
220 | Why yes, my suspenders do come with Bluetooth. | 1.4051 | 0.05390 | 158 | 111 | 30 | 17 |
221 | No one thought the bra would take off either | 1.4048 | 0.05221 | 168 | 118 | 32 | 18 |
222 | Everything was going great until an 8 year old got a hold of the controller. | 1.4040 | 0.05652 | 151 | 108 | 25 | 18 |
223 | I used to fly by the seat of my pants, but I've modernized. | 1.4040 | 0.05413 | 151 | 105 | 31 | 15 |
224 | Who knows what the future holds? Right now, they just hold up my pants. | 1.4036 | 0.05054 | 166 | 114 | 37 | 15 |
225 | All the good jobs are in the cloud. | 1.4035 | 0.05017 | 171 | 118 | 37 | 16 |
226 | So I no longer have to put my pants on one leg at a time. | 1.4032 | 0.04904 | 186 | 130 | 37 | 19 |
227 | Hi. I’m here with an update on your Amazon order. | 1.4028 | 0.05689 | 144 | 102 | 26 | 16 |
228 | Just don't clip them to your underwear | 1.4025 | 0.05288 | 159 | 111 | 32 | 16 |
229 | Cmon, I'll give you a lift. | 1.4025 | 0.05057 | 159 | 108 | 38 | 13 |
230 | I'd love to drop by...what time? | 1.4025 | 0.04977 | 159 | 107 | 40 | 12 |
231 | Thought you’d never ask. To hold my pants up.” | 1.4025 | 0.05057 | 159 | 108 | 38 | 13 |
232 | I'm beta-testing Uber's new self driving pants. | 1.4025 | 0.05057 | 159 | 108 | 38 | 13 |
233 | Thank you for calling Air Taxi. Hold my hand tightly. | 1.4025 | 0.05436 | 159 | 113 | 28 | 18 |
234 | How do you do? I'm the new butler you ordered 2 hours ago from Amzon | 1.4024 | 0.04948 | 164 | 111 | 40 | 13 |
235 | I just let myself fly by the seat of my pants. | 1.4024 | 0.05127 | 169 | 118 | 34 | 17 |
236 | Now if I can just work out the wedgie problem. | 1.4023 | 0.04747 | 174 | 117 | 44 | 13 |
237 | As beta testing goes, it could be worse. There's a jockstrap version of this thing. | 1.4022 | 0.05166 | 179 | 128 | 30 | 21 |
238 | I'm your lift driver. | 1.4014 | 0.05077 | 147 | 98 | 39 | 10 |
239 | I've stopped using lyft. | 1.4013 | 0.05335 | 157 | 110 | 31 | 16 |
240 | Surveillance or delivery? | 1.4013 | 0.05258 | 157 | 109 | 33 | 15 |
241 | I think of myself as upwardly mobile | 1.4013 | 0.05411 | 157 | 111 | 29 | 17 |
242 | And they delivered themselves! | 1.4012 | 0.05127 | 172 | 121 | 33 | 18 |
243 | Lyft? I' ll show you lift! | 1.4000 | 0.05384 | 155 | 109 | 30 | 16 |
244 | Don’t be offended if I start talking down to you. | 1.4000 | 0.04771 | 165 | 110 | 44 | 11 |
245 | Some days I just need a lift. | 1.4000 | 0.05596 | 150 | 107 | 26 | 17 |
246 | Hi George. By shaking my hand, you accept our terms and conditions. | 1.4000 | 0.04958 | 180 | 126 | 36 | 18 |
247 | They come with Amazon Prime Wardrobe. Returns are super fast. | 1.4000 | 0.04548 | 185 | 124 | 48 | 13 |
248 | Your mom sent me. She says, "call her back." | 1.4000 | 0.05144 | 165 | 115 | 34 | 16 |
249 | It's part of H.R.'s new sexual harassment prevention program. | 1.3988 | 0.05145 | 168 | 118 | 33 | 17 |
250 | It helps keep me on my toes. | 1.3988 | 0.04712 | 168 | 112 | 45 | 11 |
251 | Nice pants. You pull them up yourself? | 1.3988 | 0.05115 | 163 | 113 | 35 | 15 |
252 | My kids think I'm one of those helicopter parents | 1.3987 | 0.05434 | 153 | 108 | 29 | 16 |
253 | If I am not back in five minutes, call the F. A. A. | 1.3987 | 0.05108 | 153 | 104 | 37 | 12 |
254 | I’m done flying by the seat of my pants! | 1.3978 | 0.04839 | 186 | 130 | 38 | 18 |
255 | Hi, I'm Trevor, the friend you ordered from Amazon. | 1.3977 | 0.05145 | 171 | 121 | 32 | 18 |
256 | I’m your Lyft driver, just hang tight. | 1.3975 | 0.05006 | 161 | 110 | 38 | 13 |
257 | Didn’t you order a Lyft? | 1.3975 | 0.05006 | 161 | 110 | 38 | 13 |
258 | It has its ups and downs. | 1.3973 | 0.05277 | 146 | 100 | 34 | 12 |
259 | The station can't afford a news chopper so I got the next best thing. | 1.3973 | 0.05366 | 146 | 101 | 32 | 13 |
260 | It's been nice chatting with you, but I've just been cleared for takeoff. | 1.3966 | 0.04946 | 174 | 121 | 37 | 16 |
261 | Not only did Amazon just deliver this belt they're installing it too. | 1.3963 | 0.05162 | 164 | 115 | 33 | 16 |
262 | It’s only annoying when I have to go to the bathroom. | 1.3962 | 0.04806 | 159 | 106 | 43 | 10 |
263 | No offense, but I just think suspenders look ridiculous. | 1.3962 | 0.05429 | 159 | 114 | 27 | 18 |
264 | I' m just flying by the front of my pants. | 1.3962 | 0.04806 | 159 | 106 | 43 | 10 |
265 | Revolving doors are particularly problematic. | 1.3960 | 0.05200 | 149 | 102 | 35 | 12 |
266 | What's amazing is that nobody thought of it sooner. | 1.3958 | 0.05594 | 144 | 102 | 27 | 15 |
267 | I put my pants on one drone at a time. | 1.3955 | 0.05014 | 177 | 125 | 34 | 18 |
268 | I, too, thought it was a great idea, but it just hasn’t taken off. | 1.3955 | 0.04950 | 177 | 124 | 36 | 17 |
269 | These are my last two certified emotional support drones. | 1.3953 | 0.05120 | 172 | 122 | 32 | 18 |
270 | If I leave them home alone they'll tear up the furniture. | 1.3952 | 0.05369 | 167 | 121 | 26 | 20 |
271 | Because, when I had only one, I kept going around in circles. | 1.3949 | 0.05479 | 157 | 113 | 26 | 18 |
272 | Now that’s amazing... three minutes ago I ordered suspenders from Amazon! | 1.3947 | 0.05375 | 152 | 107 | 30 | 15 |
273 | But mine lift and separate. | 1.3944 | 0.04888 | 180 | 126 | 37 | 17 |
274 | Yes, the wedgie is an issue. | 1.3941 | 0.04742 | 170 | 115 | 43 | 12 |
275 | It's my Halloween costume: I'm the Suspension of Disbelief. | 1.3938 | 0.05177 | 160 | 112 | 33 | 15 |
276 | Well I've gotta take off, great talking with you. | 1.3938 | 0.04864 | 160 | 108 | 41 | 11 |
277 | They're great when you need a little pick me up. | 1.3935 | 0.05055 | 155 | 106 | 37 | 12 |
278 | I used to be a belt and suspenders man too. | 1.3931 | 0.05206 | 145 | 99 | 35 | 11 |
279 | It all started with an Apple Watch. | 1.3929 | 0.05068 | 168 | 118 | 34 | 16 |
280 | You ordered a friend? | 1.3929 | 0.05342 | 168 | 122 | 26 | 20 |
281 | If you can ignore the wedgie, it’s the only way to fly | 1.3929 | 0.04779 | 168 | 114 | 42 | 12 |
282 | Hi, I'm from Amazon HR. Thanks for your application. Got time for an interview? | 1.3929 | 0.04853 | 168 | 115 | 40 | 13 |
283 | It's way faster than the crosstown bus as long as you don't mind the wedgie. | 1.3926 | 0.05181 | 163 | 115 | 32 | 16 |
284 | I'm the delivery guy for Amazon Sub-Prime. | 1.3926 | 0.05669 | 163 | 122 | 18 | 23 |
285 | They were working great until a hacker from Vladivostok gave me a long distance wedgie. | 1.3926 | 0.05768 | 135 | 96 | 25 | 14 |
286 | I am not your Uber I am your Lyft | 1.3924 | 0.05375 | 158 | 113 | 28 | 17 |
287 | These Amazon drones are delivering a "package" if you know what I mean. | 1.3924 | 0.05450 | 158 | 114 | 26 | 18 |
288 | Yes, I put my pants on - one drone at a time | 1.3918 | 0.05003 | 171 | 120 | 35 | 16 |
289 | Just give me the keys. And next time, try to remember where you parked. | 1.3908 | 0.04871 | 174 | 121 | 38 | 15 |
290 | This isn’t what I was expecting when I called for a Lyft. | 1.3908 | 0.04939 | 174 | 122 | 36 | 16 |
291 | Actually, they're pretty submissive once you've established who's walking whom. | 1.3907 | 0.05230 | 151 | 105 | 33 | 13 |
292 | My wife has the joystick | 1.3902 | 0.04856 | 164 | 112 | 40 | 12 |
293 | Hi, Alex from Uber Air | 1.3899 | 0.05119 | 159 | 111 | 34 | 14 |
294 | And they keep my pants up. | 1.3892 | 0.05156 | 167 | 119 | 31 | 17 |
295 | It beats the ankle bracelet. | 1.3886 | 0.05301 | 175 | 129 | 24 | 22 |
296 | You didn't get the upgrade? | 1.3886 | 0.04916 | 175 | 123 | 36 | 16 |
297 | Sure the constant surveillance is uncomfortable, but so was my belt. | 1.3882 | 0.05088 | 170 | 121 | 32 | 17 |
298 | Yah, I'm over Uber | 1.3882 | 0.04734 | 170 | 116 | 42 | 12 |
299 | And now no one notices my bald spot. | 1.3879 | 0.04982 | 165 | 115 | 36 | 14 |
300 | As usual, we don't NEED it until they invent it. | 1.3879 | 0.04908 | 165 | 114 | 38 | 13 |
301 | They also come in business casual. | 1.3878 | 0.05239 | 147 | 102 | 33 | 12 |
302 | The only thing they can't suspend is your disbelief. | 1.3865 | 0.05245 | 163 | 117 | 29 | 17 |
303 | Suspend disbelief, man. | 1.3864 | 0.04620 | 176 | 120 | 44 | 12 |
304 | I’m your Uber ride. Grab my hand. | 1.3856 | 0.05337 | 153 | 109 | 29 | 15 |
305 | Why put up with the tyranny of suspenders when you can control your pants with the touch of a button? | 1.3855 | 0.04832 | 179 | 126 | 37 | 16 |
306 | Oh for sure, but I still put my pants on one drone at a time. | 1.3854 | 0.04714 | 192 | 136 | 38 | 18 |
307 | Would you like a lift? | 1.3851 | 0.05551 | 148 | 107 | 25 | 16 |
308 | The only real drawback are updrafts. Those can raise your voice an octave or two. | 1.3851 | 0.05143 | 161 | 114 | 32 | 15 |
309 | That's what they said about Uber. | 1.3851 | 0.05291 | 161 | 116 | 28 | 17 |
310 | They found out I cut off my ankle bracelet... | 1.3851 | 0.05129 | 174 | 126 | 29 | 19 |
311 | People only seem interested in how I go to the bathroom | 1.3846 | 0.05261 | 156 | 111 | 30 | 15 |
312 | People told me no one would want a driverless option for pedestrians. Well, who’s laughing now? | 1.3846 | 0.05182 | 156 | 110 | 32 | 14 |
313 | You still do yours one leg at a time? | 1.3846 | 0.05174 | 169 | 122 | 29 | 18 |
314 | Taking them down would create other privacy concerns. | 1.3842 | 0.05000 | 177 | 127 | 32 | 18 |
315 | Be careful not to enter my personal air space. | 1.3841 | 0.05073 | 164 | 116 | 33 | 15 |
316 | It's not about who wears the pants in the relationship anymore, but who controls them. | 1.3841 | 0.05387 | 151 | 108 | 28 | 15 |
317 | If you lost the remote control, I'm in big trouble! | 1.3837 | 0.04902 | 172 | 121 | 36 | 15 |
318 | I used to be just an ordinary peeping Tom. | 1.3836 | 0.05167 | 146 | 101 | 34 | 11 |
319 | Lately I feel like I've been flying by the seat of my pants. | 1.3832 | 0.05148 | 167 | 120 | 30 | 17 |
320 | I don't wear belts with them. That would look ridiculous. | 1.3830 | 0.05573 | 141 | 101 | 26 | 14 |
321 | Can I bum a battery? | 1.3827 | 0.04964 | 162 | 113 | 36 | 13 |
322 | I am from Amazon customer service. | 1.3826 | 0.05437 | 149 | 107 | 27 | 15 |
323 | I bet you read a hardcopy newspaper too. | 1.3822 | 0.04993 | 157 | 109 | 36 | 12 |
324 | I'm a handyman. Thanks to Amazon I can be delivered straight to your door | 1.3815 | 0.05147 | 173 | 126 | 28 | 19 |
325 | Wait here while I find out where we parked. | 1.3813 | 0.05310 | 160 | 116 | 27 | 17 |
326 | They’re the new Elon Musk suspenders. | 1.3813 | 0.05236 | 160 | 115 | 29 | 16 |
327 | It keeps the mosquitos away. | 1.3810 | 0.04909 | 168 | 118 | 36 | 14 |
328 | I'm your Uber. My car broke down, so grab my arm. | 1.3810 | 0.05404 | 147 | 105 | 28 | 14 |
329 | Belt and suspenders? Seems a bit much. | 1.3807 | 0.04951 | 176 | 126 | 33 | 17 |
330 | Just thought I'd give myself a lift. | 1.3807 | 0.04818 | 176 | 124 | 37 | 15 |
331 | '"At least it's some consolation to know that there'll be video from every angle if the cops shoot me." | 1.3806 | 0.05359 | 155 | 112 | 27 | 16 |
332 | These will take me right into Canada if the Republicans win next week. | 1.3806 | 0.05359 | 155 | 112 | 27 | 16 |
333 | Put it this way, I’ve never been mugged. | 1.3806 | 0.05484 | 134 | 94 | 29 | 11 |
334 | Because I can. | 1.3803 | 0.05357 | 142 | 100 | 30 | 12 |
335 | I''m five pounds lighter in these pants. | 1.3801 | 0.05055 | 171 | 123 | 31 | 17 |
336 | Its the cheapest flight I could find | 1.3799 | 0.04825 | 179 | 127 | 36 | 16 |
337 | Why yes, they do make me feel light on my feet. | 1.3798 | 0.05185 | 129 | 87 | 35 | 7 |
338 | One leg at a time. You? | 1.3797 | 0.05282 | 158 | 114 | 28 | 16 |
339 | Of course, things can get a little bit tricky in a men's room stall. | 1.3789 | 0.04740 | 161 | 110 | 41 | 10 |
340 | Now Amazon takes me to the product instead of dropping them off. | 1.3787 | 0.04885 | 169 | 119 | 36 | 14 |
341 | Court order. | 1.3784 | 0.05110 | 148 | 103 | 34 | 11 |
342 | We'd better shake hands -- I don't do high fives anymore. | 1.3782 | 0.05252 | 156 | 112 | 29 | 15 |
343 | But you requested a Lyft! | 1.3782 | 0.05172 | 156 | 111 | 31 | 14 |
344 | It's great when technology is able to pick up the slacks | 1.3780 | 0.04914 | 164 | 115 | 36 | 13 |
345 | It's called technology, Ted. | 1.3779 | 0.04681 | 172 | 119 | 41 | 12 |
346 | Patent pending, they'll be called "Suspenders of Disbelief!" | 1.3775 | 0.05377 | 151 | 109 | 27 | 15 |
347 | Well yes, battery life is a concern. | 1.3774 | 0.04861 | 159 | 110 | 38 | 11 |
348 | One leg at a time? Not any more. | 1.3770 | 0.04870 | 183 | 132 | 33 | 18 |
349 | My eyes are down here, buddy. | 1.3770 | 0.04681 | 183 | 129 | 39 | 15 |
350 | Do you realize how ridiculous you look wearing a belt AND suspenders, Frank? | 1.3765 | 0.05182 | 162 | 117 | 29 | 16 |
351 | They’re the first suspenders approved by the FAA. | 1.3765 | 0.04955 | 162 | 114 | 35 | 13 |
352 | Helicopter wife | 1.3765 | 0.05255 | 162 | 118 | 27 | 17 |
353 | It's a little awkward when the batteries die. | 1.3758 | 0.05224 | 157 | 113 | 29 | 15 |
354 | Lift. Better than Uber. | 1.3758 | 0.04890 | 165 | 116 | 36 | 13 |
355 | Well, sure, it’s dangerous and illegal, but would you rather take the F train? | 1.3758 | 0.05039 | 165 | 118 | 32 | 15 |
356 | The wedgie is rough but it beats taking the subway. | 1.3750 | 0.05151 | 160 | 115 | 30 | 15 |
357 | They also suspend privacy rights. | 1.3750 | 0.05820 | 144 | 108 | 18 | 18 |
358 | It's a little tough on the crotch, but my shoulders feel a lot better. | 1.3750 | 0.05097 | 152 | 107 | 33 | 12 |
359 | They're Elon Musk jeans. | 1.3743 | 0.04543 | 187 | 131 | 42 | 14 |
360 | It does get a bit complicated in the bathroom. | 1.3743 | 0.04838 | 171 | 121 | 36 | 14 |
361 | Twenty percent less than Uber, no traffic, and, for a little excitement, we can do rooftop drop-offs. | 1.3742 | 0.04852 | 163 | 114 | 37 | 12 |
362 | My eyes are down here, Greg. | 1.3742 | 0.04681 | 155 | 105 | 42 | 8 |
363 | Can you believe this was already patented? | 1.3742 | 0.05026 | 155 | 109 | 34 | 12 |
364 | You called Lyft? | 1.3742 | 0.05190 | 155 | 111 | 30 | 14 |
365 | Do you have a moment to talk about our lord and saviour Jeff Bezos? | 1.3741 | 0.05479 | 147 | 107 | 25 | 15 |
366 | You just have to watch what you clip them to - after my second flight, I couldn't walk for three days" | 1.3735 | 0.04790 | 166 | 116 | 38 | 12 |
367 | What do you mean, I always over-complicate things??? | 1.3735 | 0.04940 | 166 | 118 | 34 | 14 |
368 | You should see my zipper device. | 1.3733 | 0.05313 | 150 | 108 | 28 | 14 |
369 | See, my mom & dad are still helicopter parents. | 1.3729 | 0.04787 | 177 | 126 | 36 | 15 |
370 | If I act like a package, they'll deliver me anywhere. | 1.3727 | 0.05048 | 161 | 115 | 32 | 14 |
371 | I see you're sporting the old-fashioned model. | 1.3725 | 0.04718 | 153 | 104 | 41 | 8 |
372 | I have no idea where to put my thumbs. | 1.3725 | 0.05398 | 153 | 112 | 25 | 16 |
373 | I'm John from Amazon Prime. | 1.3725 | 0.05318 | 153 | 111 | 27 | 15 |
374 | If Trump builds that wall, these devices are going to sell like hot cakes. | 1.3721 | 0.04815 | 172 | 122 | 36 | 14 |
375 | Suspenders are for nerds. Suspend-AIRS are for nerds who grow up to work for NASA | 1.3720 | 0.04905 | 164 | 116 | 35 | 13 |
376 | I'll make a fortune selling them to people who want to go over the wall. | 1.3718 | 0.04999 | 156 | 110 | 34 | 12 |
377 | Yah the wedgie is still a problem! | 1.3718 | 0.05081 | 156 | 111 | 32 | 13 |
378 | Yep you got it, Google suspenders. | 1.3718 | 0.05081 | 156 | 111 | 32 | 13 |
379 | I can drop you wherever you’d like. | 1.3718 | 0.04916 | 156 | 109 | 36 | 11 |
380 | What do you think? Too much? | 1.3713 | 0.04613 | 167 | 115 | 42 | 10 |
381 | Hi I'm your driver John, where to? | 1.3711 | 0.05168 | 159 | 115 | 29 | 15 |
382 | Now women can select one-click delivery on my Tinder page. | 1.3706 | 0.05407 | 143 | 103 | 27 | 13 |
383 | Amazon delivered me to assist you. | 1.3706 | 0.04780 | 170 | 120 | 37 | 13 |
384 | I mean, you saw what happened with the feathers and wax. | 1.3706 | 0.04780 | 170 | 120 | 37 | 13 |
385 | Suspender technology has really taken off. | 1.3704 | 0.04945 | 162 | 115 | 34 | 13 |
386 | The time I save is worth the wedgie. | 1.3704 | 0.05098 | 162 | 117 | 30 | 15 |
387 | Yes, I am the traffic reporter. Budget cuts, you know. | 1.3699 | 0.04861 | 173 | 124 | 34 | 15 |
388 | Amazon wants you to pull my finger. | 1.3697 | 0.05245 | 165 | 122 | 25 | 18 |
389 | Well yes, it does get a little tricky in the men’s room. | 1.3697 | 0.04648 | 165 | 114 | 41 | 10 |
390 | Please suspend your disbelief. | 1.3696 | 0.05546 | 138 | 100 | 25 | 13 |
391 | Looks like someone’s not keeping up with the droneses... | 1.3694 | 0.05443 | 157 | 117 | 22 | 18 |
392 | I put my pants on just like you - one drone at a time. | 1.3694 | 0.04973 | 157 | 111 | 34 | 12 |
393 | It's the NEW Lyft" | 1.3692 | 0.04405 | 195 | 137 | 44 | 14 |
394 | They like to be walked. | 1.3687 | 0.04986 | 160 | 114 | 33 | 13 |
395 | It comes with my amazon prime account. | 1.3687 | 0.04743 | 179 | 128 | 36 | 15 |
396 | I’ll try not to get carried away. | 1.3687 | 0.04254 | 179 | 121 | 50 | 8 |
397 | I got tired of people saying, "He puts his pants on, one leg at a time, just like everyone else" | 1.3684 | 0.04667 | 190 | 137 | 36 | 17 |
398 | Sure, there have been some fatalities but statistically speaking they're safer than conventional pants. | 1.3684 | 0.05171 | 152 | 109 | 30 | 13 |
399 | Still using suspenders 1.0? | 1.3684 | 0.05171 | 152 | 109 | 30 | 13 |
400 | I call them suspension britches. | 1.3681 | 0.04996 | 163 | 117 | 32 | 14 |
401 | I'm telling you, these new pants are really going to take off! | 1.3678 | 0.04769 | 174 | 124 | 36 | 14 |
402 | These babies hold your pants up for 8 hours on one charge! | 1.3677 | 0.05015 | 155 | 110 | 33 | 12 |
403 | I see you're still not a Prime member. | 1.3675 | 0.04780 | 166 | 117 | 37 | 12 |
404 | Sorry, am I droning on? | 1.3673 | 0.05468 | 147 | 108 | 24 | 15 |
405 | It's a little scary but it sure beats the subway. | 1.3671 | 0.05186 | 158 | 115 | 28 | 15 |
406 | I’ve been delivered. | 1.3671 | 0.05339 | 158 | 117 | 24 | 17 |
407 | It's my wife, she thinks I'm cheating. | 1.3671 | 0.04696 | 158 | 109 | 40 | 9 |
408 | I have NO idea. They came with the suspenders I ordered on Amazon... | 1.3669 | 0.05417 | 139 | 100 | 27 | 12 |
409 | I promised non-military applications. I’ll deliver non-military applications. | 1.3669 | 0.04645 | 169 | 118 | 40 | 11 |
410 | With the new software, my pants are supported for up to six hours. | 1.3669 | 0.04645 | 169 | 118 | 40 | 11 |
411 | I put my pants on like the common man - one drone at a time. | 1.3667 | 0.04786 | 180 | 130 | 34 | 16 |
412 | I thought my helicopter mom was a pain until I married my drone wife. | 1.3665 | 0.05190 | 161 | 118 | 27 | 16 |
413 | Listen, sir. I put my pants on one drone at a time... | 1.3665 | 0.05114 | 161 | 117 | 29 | 15 |
414 | I’ve upskilled. I am now a drone walker. | 1.3663 | 0.04806 | 172 | 123 | 35 | 14 |
415 | It's only dangerous when I drop the remote. | 1.3663 | 0.04734 | 172 | 122 | 37 | 13 |
416 | Where to? | 1.3663 | 0.05013 | 172 | 126 | 29 | 17 |
417 | Russian hackers just gave me a wedgie. | 1.3657 | 0.05208 | 175 | 132 | 22 | 21 |
418 | I'd give you a lift, but I'm going downtown | 1.3654 | 0.05071 | 156 | 112 | 31 | 13 |
419 | They are watching me either way, might as well let them hold up my pants! | 1.3654 | 0.05152 | 156 | 113 | 29 | 14 |
420 | And the service plan covers wedgies. | 1.3653 | 0.05051 | 167 | 122 | 29 | 16 |
421 | So my wife replied, “When pigs fly!” Ha! I showed her. | 1.3653 | 0.04979 | 167 | 121 | 31 | 15 |
422 | Why Uber when you can Drone? | 1.3649 | 0.04903 | 148 | 103 | 36 | 9 |
423 | The latest in wedgie technology. | 1.3648 | 0.04921 | 159 | 113 | 34 | 12 |
424 | It's called Lift | 1.3648 | 0.04757 | 159 | 111 | 38 | 10 |
425 | Jarard wonders if this is one of those, "if you see something, say something" moments | 1.3647 | 0.04843 | 170 | 122 | 34 | 14 |
426 | You didn’t think Amazon was going to cut out the teamsters did you? | 1.3646 | 0.04633 | 181 | 129 | 38 | 14 |
427 | Hi! Adam, Amazon customer service. So, what's wrong with YOUR suspenders? You gave them only two stars and no comment. | 1.3642 | 0.04926 | 151 | 106 | 35 | 10 |
428 | I just need to lose ten more pounds and then it will take me wherever I want to go | 1.3642 | 0.04935 | 162 | 116 | 33 | 13 |
429 | They say the hallmark of modern civilization is that we provide solutions to problems that don't really exist but I don't think that's the case with Hoverspenders. | 1.3641 | 0.04893 | 184 | 136 | 29 | 19 |
430 | Everybody thinks that.....they really just hold up my pants. | 1.3636 | 0.04713 | 187 | 136 | 34 | 17 |
431 | Welcome to Amazon Delivery. You’re not afraid of heights, are you? | 1.3636 | 0.04794 | 165 | 117 | 36 | 12 |
432 | They're really starting to take off. | 1.3631 | 0.05096 | 168 | 124 | 27 | 17 |
433 | Yes it's a wedgie, but it's a high tech wedgie! | 1.3631 | 0.04580 | 168 | 117 | 41 | 10 |
434 | They're learning to stay on a leash. | 1.3631 | 0.04954 | 168 | 122 | 31 | 15 |
435 | Because they annoy more people than my leaf blowers." | 1.3627 | 0.04365 | 193 | 136 | 44 | 13 |
436 | Yep, when they land it is awfully embarrassing. | 1.3626 | 0.04677 | 182 | 131 | 36 | 15 |
437 | Are you waiting for that cab, or, are you ready for “Uber Lift”? | 1.3626 | 0.05029 | 171 | 126 | 28 | 17 |
438 | Two of these and you can get rid of your suspenders. Four and you can sell your car. | 1.3624 | 0.04968 | 149 | 105 | 34 | 10 |
439 | I used to have a traffic helicopter, before the budget cuts | 1.3621 | 0.04760 | 174 | 125 | 35 | 14 |
440 | They needed to go for a walk. | 1.3621 | 0.04829 | 174 | 126 | 33 | 15 |
441 | I was afraid that my regular suspenders were making me look too dorky. | 1.3621 | 0.04760 | 174 | 125 | 35 | 14 |
442 | Tech support at your service! How may I help you? | 1.3618 | 0.05074 | 152 | 109 | 31 | 12 |
443 | People said the same thing when regular suspenders first came out | 1.3618 | 0.04988 | 152 | 108 | 33 | 11 |
444 | I was tired of putting my pants on one leg at a time. | 1.3616 | 0.04563 | 177 | 125 | 40 | 12 |
445 | It’s really just about the suspension of disbelief. | 1.3616 | 0.04769 | 177 | 128 | 34 | 15 |
446 | They also give a little extra bounce in my step. | 1.3614 | 0.04846 | 166 | 119 | 34 | 13 |
447 | Sorry, I have to take off | 1.3614 | 0.04534 | 166 | 115 | 42 | 9 |
448 | Just pretend they're not there. | 1.3613 | 0.05004 | 155 | 111 | 32 | 12 |
449 | works great except with my kilt. | 1.3611 | 0.04510 | 180 | 127 | 41 | 12 |
450 | I still put them on one leg at a time, just like everybody else. | 1.3608 | 0.04936 | 158 | 113 | 33 | 12 |
451 | You should see how they work on my wife’s stockings. | 1.3605 | 0.05004 | 172 | 127 | 28 | 17 |
452 | They lift and separate. | 1.3605 | 0.04725 | 172 | 123 | 36 | 13 |
453 | The other benefit is real time monitoring of my shoelaces, right on my smart phone. | 1.3600 | 0.05136 | 175 | 132 | 23 | 20 |
454 | I just got SO sick of waiting for Ubers | 1.3600 | 0.04941 | 150 | 106 | 34 | 10 |
455 | I called in air support. | 1.3600 | 0.04596 | 175 | 124 | 39 | 12 |
456 | This was the best way for me to get off the no-fly list. | 1.3600 | 0.04376 | 175 | 121 | 45 | 9 |
457 | Best of all, they deliver themselves! | 1.3598 | 0.05253 | 164 | 123 | 23 | 18 |
458 | Lyft? | 1.3598 | 0.04884 | 164 | 118 | 33 | 13 |
459 | So Apple asked, "What new features can we add to the iPhone 11s?" | 1.3598 | 0.04729 | 164 | 116 | 37 | 11 |
460 | It's the latest benefit with Prime | 1.3595 | 0.05131 | 153 | 111 | 29 | 13 |
461 | It's like Uber, but for pants. | 1.3593 | 0.05041 | 167 | 123 | 28 | 16 |
462 | Wish me luck on Shark Tank tonight! | 1.3593 | 0.04969 | 167 | 122 | 30 | 15 |
463 | That's fine, if you want your shoulders to do all the work. | 1.3590 | 0.04893 | 156 | 111 | 34 | 11 |
464 | You should see how I get my underwear on. | 1.3590 | 0.05141 | 156 | 114 | 28 | 14 |
465 | Welcome to Uber Air! | 1.3588 | 0.04380 | 170 | 117 | 45 | 8 |
466 | CAN I BORROW YOUR IPHONE?, I'M LOST. | 1.3588 | 0.05045 | 170 | 126 | 27 | 17 |
467 | They're called Suspenders of Disbelief. | 1.3585 | 0.05070 | 159 | 116 | 29 | 14 |
468 | It's the latest from the Armani-Boeing collaboration. | 1.3585 | 0.04990 | 159 | 115 | 31 | 13 |
469 | A little tight in the crotch, but otherwise very comfortable. | 1.3585 | 0.04990 | 159 | 115 | 31 | 13 |
470 | I mean yours are cool, too. | 1.3585 | 0.04910 | 159 | 114 | 33 | 12 |
471 | They're great! I haven't had to use Uber in a month | 1.3585 | 0.04745 | 159 | 112 | 37 | 10 |
472 | You ordered the ride from Lyft? | 1.3585 | 0.04990 | 159 | 115 | 31 | 13 |
473 | It is a condition of my sex offender parole. | 1.3581 | 0.05425 | 148 | 110 | 23 | 15 |
474 | The bra version will be a lot easier now that I've fixed all the suspender issues. | 1.3580 | 0.04766 | 162 | 115 | 36 | 11 |
475 | Buddy, can you spare a 12-volt nicad rechargeable? | 1.3580 | 0.04766 | 162 | 115 | 36 | 11 |
476 | Drone walking pays well these days. | 1.3576 | 0.05261 | 151 | 111 | 26 | 14 |
477 | I'm your Uber driver. Give me your hand and I'll have you home in no time. | 1.3576 | 0.04935 | 165 | 120 | 31 | 14 |
478 | You could use them for other things, but then your pants would fall down. | 1.3576 | 0.04705 | 165 | 117 | 37 | 11 |
479 | The only problem is that when I go through a door my pants fall down. | 1.3576 | 0.04783 | 165 | 118 | 35 | 12 |
480 | My wife adopts them, but I'm the one who has to walk them every day. | 1.3575 | 0.04658 | 179 | 129 | 36 | 14 |
481 | You get used to the wedgies. | 1.3571 | 0.05015 | 168 | 124 | 28 | 16 |
482 | Hi, I'm Rick, this conversation may be recorded for training purposes. | 1.3571 | 0.05186 | 154 | 113 | 27 | 14 |
483 | It's drones disease. | 1.3571 | 0.05267 | 154 | 114 | 25 | 15 |
484 | I still put them on like everyone else, though. | 1.3571 | 0.04871 | 168 | 122 | 32 | 14 |
485 | It's Uber Air! | 1.3571 | 0.05186 | 154 | 113 | 27 | 14 |
486 | It was a free upgrade with my my Amazon Prime renewal. | 1.3567 | 0.04590 | 171 | 121 | 39 | 11 |
487 | Hi, I'm Ted from Amazon, I hear you want to suspend your account? | 1.3566 | 0.05382 | 143 | 105 | 25 | 13 |
488 | Everyone thought the Wright brothers were crazy too. | 1.3566 | 0.05289 | 143 | 104 | 27 | 12 |
489 | Yeah, I don’t know how I’m going to do that. I lost the controller, so I guess I’ll just have to wait until the batteries run out. | 1.3564 | 0.04370 | 188 | 133 | 43 | 12 |
490 | Ever hear of a drone walker? I make ten bucks an hour! | 1.3562 | 0.04637 | 160 | 112 | 39 | 9 |
491 | It's so hard to stay grounded these days. | 1.3562 | 0.05211 | 146 | 106 | 28 | 12 |
492 | Ihey said the same thing to the Wright brothers. | 1.3562 | 0.05119 | 146 | 105 | 30 | 11 |
493 | My interactions are recorded for quality and training purposes. | 1.3560 | 0.04509 | 191 | 138 | 38 | 15 |
494 | Now I no longer feel pressure to live in the moment; I can just record my life and watch it whenever I want. | 1.3558 | 0.04898 | 163 | 118 | 32 | 13 |
495 | Yeah well, they laughed at the guy who first invented suspenders. | 1.3556 | 0.04568 | 180 | 129 | 38 | 13 |
496 | This is our new Lyft service – grab my hand. | 1.3552 | 0.04449 | 183 | 130 | 41 | 12 |
497 | I didn't get the job and their feedback was that I have a tendency to over-engineer. Can you believe that? | 1.3552 | 0.04711 | 183 | 134 | 33 | 16 |
498 | There great except when they go in different directions. | 1.3547 | 0.04714 | 172 | 124 | 35 | 13 |
499 | The FAA temporarily grounded me .... | 1.3544 | 0.05006 | 158 | 115 | 30 | 13 |
500 | Lift and separate. | 1.3540 | 0.04859 | 161 | 116 | 33 | 12 |
501 | No, it's not that. They were delivered by mistake and Amazon wants them back. | 1.3540 | 0.04613 | 161 | 113 | 39 | 9 |
502 | Trust me. I'm faster than a cab. | 1.3537 | 0.04873 | 164 | 119 | 32 | 13 |
503 | They take my Helicopter Parenting to the next level. | 1.3536 | 0.04614 | 181 | 131 | 36 | 14 |
504 | My pants? Just got them from Amazon. Why do you ask? | 1.3534 | 0.05250 | 133 | 95 | 29 | 9 |
505 | I find it uplifting. | 1.3533 | 0.04743 | 150 | 105 | 37 | 8 |
506 | Hi. Amazon sent me. | 1.3533 | 0.05018 | 150 | 108 | 31 | 11 |
507 | You do need to get used to the super wedgie though. | 1.3533 | 0.05031 | 167 | 124 | 27 | 16 |
508 | Listen to me, droning on and on. How have you been? | 1.3529 | 0.04894 | 170 | 125 | 30 | 15 |
509 | The restraining order was bad enough, but this seems excessive. | 1.3529 | 0.04861 | 153 | 109 | 34 | 10 |
510 | The judge gave me a suspended sentence. | 1.3529 | 0.05445 | 153 | 116 | 20 | 17 |
511 | This must be your first time using a flysharing service. | 1.3529 | 0.04861 | 153 | 109 | 34 | 10 |
512 | I have two more at home to pull up my socks | 1.3526 | 0.04881 | 156 | 112 | 33 | 11 |
513 | Instead of Uber, I now "Drone Home." | 1.3526 | 0.05209 | 156 | 116 | 25 | 15 |
514 | Actually, right now, I'm just trying to find my ex-wife. She has the remotes. | 1.3523 | 0.04492 | 176 | 125 | 40 | 11 |
515 | Takes window washing to a whole new level. | 1.3522 | 0.04648 | 159 | 112 | 38 | 9 |
516 | I think as long as I don't get too close to the sun everything will turn out all right. | 1.3520 | 0.04511 | 179 | 128 | 39 | 12 |
517 | I'm telling' ya, it's a shoo-in for the No-belt Prize. | 1.3520 | 0.04369 | 179 | 126 | 43 | 10 |
518 | So, what's up?" | 1.3519 | 0.04754 | 162 | 116 | 35 | 11 |
519 | Still relying on your own shoulders to hold your pants up, I see. | 1.3517 | 0.04748 | 145 | 101 | 37 | 7 |
520 | Look at me...droning on about my new suspenders! | 1.3514 | 0.05061 | 148 | 107 | 30 | 11 |
521 | For only 20 bucks I'll erase the footage of you and 'what's her name' I took through your bedroom window. | 1.3514 | 0.04409 | 185 | 132 | 41 | 12 |
522 | They just take such a weight off my shoulders. | 1.3514 | 0.04970 | 148 | 106 | 32 | 10 |
523 | And if they're not better than your regular suspenders, I'll return your forty-two hundred dollars. | 1.3514 | 0.05061 | 148 | 107 | 30 | 11 |
524 | Drones are way cooler than suspenders except when the batteries die and my pants fall off. | 1.3509 | 0.04940 | 171 | 127 | 28 | 16 |
525 | What I save on tolls, alone ... | 1.3503 | 0.04855 | 157 | 113 | 33 | 11 |
526 | It's new. It's called Econo Lyft. | 1.3500 | 0.05031 | 160 | 118 | 28 | 14 |
527 | Where can I drop you? | 1.3500 | 0.04708 | 160 | 114 | 36 | 10 |
528 | I'm the husband 2.0 your wife ordered with Prime's 2-hour delivery. | 1.3500 | 0.04626 | 180 | 131 | 35 | 14 |
529 | Not only do they hold up my pants, but the breeze is really quite delightful. | 1.3497 | 0.04572 | 183 | 133 | 36 | 14 |
530 | My wife has one remote control, my mother, the other! | 1.3497 | 0.05549 | 143 | 108 | 20 | 15 |
531 | I just thought to myself, there has got to be a better way. | 1.3494 | 0.04824 | 166 | 121 | 32 | 13 |
532 | You go first. If I step off the curb too quickly I get a wedgie. | 1.3491 | 0.04836 | 169 | 124 | 31 | 14 |
533 | The one on the right is the good one and on the left is the evil one. | 1.3488 | 0.04775 | 172 | 126 | 32 | 14 |
534 | I just don't trust self-driving cars. | 1.3488 | 0.04916 | 172 | 128 | 28 | 16 |
535 | What makes you think she doesn’t trust me? | 1.3487 | 0.05135 | 152 | 112 | 27 | 13 |
536 | You were droning on about your suspenders and I thought, "Now, there's an idea." | 1.3486 | 0.04786 | 175 | 129 | 31 | 15 |
537 | Putting my pants on one leg at a time was really slowing me down | 1.3484 | 0.04808 | 155 | 111 | 34 | 10 |
538 | I see you're still wearing those old-fashioned suspenders. | 1.3484 | 0.04980 | 155 | 113 | 30 | 12 |
539 | Free transportation to work is another Amazon benefit. | 1.3484 | 0.04980 | 155 | 113 | 30 | 12 |
540 | Now I never use Uber. | 1.3481 | 0.05074 | 158 | 117 | 27 | 14 |
541 | You have to suspend disbelief | 1.3481 | 0.05074 | 158 | 117 | 27 | 14 |
542 | Forget about Uber—I can drop you off. | 1.3481 | 0.04659 | 158 | 112 | 37 | 9 |
543 | ...just like Lyft, but with an i | 1.3481 | 0.04994 | 158 | 116 | 29 | 13 |
544 | Who needs Uber? I have "Over." | 1.3481 | 0.04864 | 181 | 136 | 27 | 18 |
545 | Sure they’re fun, but sometimes they want to go in opposite directions. | 1.3481 | 0.04258 | 181 | 127 | 45 | 9 |
546 | Gotta fly, Frank. Sorry to drone on about my new job. | 1.3481 | 0.04604 | 181 | 132 | 35 | 14 |
547 | They're just like your suspenders, but they also keep me cool. | 1.3478 | 0.04927 | 161 | 118 | 30 | 13 |
548 | No, they are for my hernia. | 1.3478 | 0.04927 | 161 | 118 | 30 | 13 |
549 | Neat suspenders. Vintage? | 1.3478 | 0.04927 | 161 | 118 | 30 | 13 |
550 | Hi there. I’m Jeff Bezos. Are you a Prime member yet? | 1.3476 | 0.04862 | 164 | 120 | 31 | 13 |
551 | Ha! I bet you still floss your own teeth too. | 1.3473 | 0.04799 | 167 | 122 | 32 | 13 |
552 | It's my new product line for helicopter parents. | 1.3472 | 0.05245 | 144 | 106 | 26 | 12 |
553 | I'm fine, unless there's lightning. | 1.3471 | 0.04739 | 170 | 124 | 33 | 13 |
554 | So Timmy says "Dad, can we please get drones, pleeeease? I promise I'll walk them - I promise!" | 1.3471 | 0.05024 | 170 | 128 | 25 | 17 |
555 | Don’t just stand there — I’m being held up! | 1.3468 | 0.04891 | 173 | 129 | 28 | 16 |
556 | I just put my pants on one drone at a time. | 1.3466 | 0.04762 | 176 | 130 | 31 | 15 |
557 | Have you considered changing your long distance carrier? | 1.3464 | 0.04705 | 179 | 132 | 32 | 15 |
558 | I'm your Uber. | 1.3464 | 0.04430 | 179 | 128 | 40 | 11 |
559 | They're called upsenders. | 1.3462 | 0.05035 | 156 | 115 | 28 | 13 |
560 | Can I give you a lift? | 1.3462 | 0.04868 | 156 | 113 | 32 | 11 |
561 | My company just switched over to drone delivery for business trips. Saves a fortune on plane tickets. | 1.3462 | 0.04783 | 156 | 112 | 34 | 10 |
562 | Keeps the pants up great but sitting down takes some getting used to. | 1.3462 | 0.04783 | 156 | 112 | 34 | 10 |
563 | Honestly, as your friend, those suspenders make you look like a nerd. | 1.3457 | 0.04978 | 162 | 120 | 28 | 14 |
564 | No, bird strikes are quite rare. | 1.3450 | 0.04567 | 171 | 123 | 37 | 11 |
565 | Just got the new double hip replacements. Never felt better in my life. | 1.3450 | 0.04716 | 171 | 125 | 33 | 13 |
566 | It beats using a lawn chair and balloons. | 1.3448 | 0.04513 | 174 | 125 | 38 | 11 |
567 | As I age, I have them fly higher. | 1.3444 | 0.05064 | 151 | 111 | 28 | 12 |
568 | We didn’t name it Lyft for nothing | 1.3444 | 0.05151 | 151 | 112 | 26 | 13 |
569 | Could I have my remote back, please? | 1.3442 | 0.05243 | 154 | 116 | 23 | 15 |
570 | It's the perfect combination of the practical and impractical. | 1.3442 | 0.04994 | 154 | 113 | 29 | 12 |
571 | They’re chastity suspenders with a live video feed to my wife. | 1.3442 | 0.05323 | 154 | 117 | 21 | 16 |
572 | They keep my pants up and my enemies down. | 1.3441 | 0.04244 | 186 | 132 | 44 | 10 |
573 | Why? you ask? Well, to keep my pants up | 1.3439 | 0.04926 | 157 | 115 | 30 | 12 |
574 | My wife has two of them attached to her bra. | 1.3439 | 0.05008 | 157 | 116 | 28 | 13 |
575 | Suspenders AND a belt? Big fashion faux pas. | 1.3438 | 0.04860 | 160 | 117 | 31 | 12 |
576 | Back to the drawing board. Liftoff gave me one hell of a wedgie. | 1.3438 | 0.05019 | 160 | 119 | 27 | 14 |
577 | They let me know if I am coming or going. | 1.3436 | 0.04952 | 163 | 121 | 28 | 14 |
578 | Yeah, there are one or two disadvantages." | 1.3436 | 0.04875 | 163 | 120 | 30 | 13 |
579 | How would you like to invest in a brand new start-up? | 1.3436 | 0.04470 | 163 | 115 | 40 | 8 |
580 | Hi I'm George your ride for tonight. | 1.3434 | 0.04490 | 198 | 147 | 34 | 17 |
581 | Yes, I pride myself in being an early adopter. | 1.3432 | 0.04601 | 169 | 122 | 36 | 11 |
582 | They're a lot easier to walk than dogs. | 1.3431 | 0.05225 | 137 | 100 | 27 | 10 |
583 | Have you been saved? | 1.3430 | 0.04692 | 172 | 126 | 33 | 13 |
584 | Hi I'm your Uber driver | 1.3429 | 0.04564 | 175 | 127 | 36 | 12 |
585 | I feel ten pounds lighter. | 1.3427 | 0.04066 | 178 | 123 | 49 | 6 |
586 | It legitimizes the hovering parent label. | 1.3425 | 0.04594 | 181 | 133 | 34 | 14 |
587 | Just swipe your Metro Card and we'll be in Brooklyn in no time | 1.3425 | 0.04527 | 181 | 132 | 36 | 13 |
588 | That’s right, Uber Lite. Cmon gimme your hand! | 1.3425 | 0.05362 | 146 | 110 | 22 | 14 |
589 | I'm the new white house communication director | 1.3425 | 0.05362 | 146 | 110 | 22 | 14 |
590 | Anything is better than my last parole officer. | 1.3424 | 0.04670 | 184 | 137 | 31 | 16 |
591 | Long run? It's cheaper than Uber. | 1.3423 | 0.05019 | 149 | 109 | 29 | 11 |
592 | Since the cutbacks at the radio station, this is the only way I can report on traffic. | 1.3421 | 0.05036 | 152 | 112 | 28 | 12 |
593 | Stop me if I drone on and on. | 1.3419 | 0.04795 | 155 | 112 | 33 | 10 |
594 | They’re rescues | 1.3418 | 0.05140 | 158 | 119 | 24 | 15 |
595 | It will be great once they fix the wedgie problem. | 1.3418 | 0.04981 | 158 | 117 | 28 | 13 |
596 | They keep me in a state of suspension. | 1.3416 | 0.04914 | 161 | 119 | 29 | 13 |
597 | Would you like me to drop you off? | 1.3416 | 0.04914 | 161 | 119 | 29 | 13 |
598 | Wait until I flip it into reverse. | 1.3416 | 0.04835 | 161 | 118 | 31 | 12 |
599 | This is gonna revolutionize the wedgie ! | 1.3415 | 0.04926 | 164 | 122 | 28 | 14 |
600 | My wife makes sure I come straight home from work. | 1.3415 | 0.04772 | 164 | 120 | 32 | 12 |
601 | It requires a willing suspension of disbelief, too. | 1.3415 | 0.04772 | 164 | 120 | 32 | 12 |
602 | What's with the face? They put my pants on one leg at a time, just like anybody else. | 1.3413 | 0.04635 | 167 | 121 | 35 | 11 |
603 | You asked for an Uber driver, didn't you?" Hop on! | 1.3410 | 0.04372 | 173 | 123 | 41 | 9 |
604 | They're smart suspenders. | 1.3409 | 0.04752 | 176 | 131 | 30 | 15 |
605 | I have cut my commute in half, but pigeons and flying insects are a problem. | 1.3407 | 0.04506 | 182 | 133 | 36 | 13 |
606 | Best part is I can put my pants on both legs at a time. | 1.3404 | 0.05016 | 141 | 102 | 30 | 9 |
607 | My wife got the Dachshunds. | 1.3401 | 0.04874 | 147 | 106 | 32 | 9 |
608 | Of course there will be accidents, but far FEWER accidents than with conventional suspenders. | 1.3400 | 0.04990 | 150 | 110 | 29 | 11 |
609 | You called for an Uber? | 1.3399 | 0.04921 | 153 | 112 | 30 | 11 |
610 | It's not loitering. It's hovering. | 1.3399 | 0.04921 | 153 | 112 | 30 | 11 |
611 | Pretty fly, am I right? | 1.3399 | 0.04833 | 153 | 111 | 32 | 10 |
612 | They're great. Just don't accidentally attach it to your underwear. | 1.3397 | 0.05419 | 156 | 121 | 17 | 18 |
613 | Oh, they wait outside the bathroom. | 1.3396 | 0.04791 | 159 | 116 | 32 | 11 |
614 | I power up when I want to sing soprano....... | 1.3396 | 0.04707 | 159 | 115 | 34 | 10 |
615 | Funny story, they were actually delivered by drone. | 1.3396 | 0.05112 | 159 | 120 | 24 | 15 |
616 | It's hell when one goes left and the other goes right... but it keeps your pants up! | 1.3395 | 0.04647 | 162 | 117 | 35 | 10 |
617 | I get the odd wedgie with fresh batteries, but otherwise its game over for belts and suspenders. | 1.3395 | 0.04305 | 162 | 113 | 43 | 6 |
618 | Well, you did ask for tech support. | 1.3394 | 0.04669 | 165 | 120 | 34 | 11 |
619 | Tip #1 remember to. charge them each night. Tip #2 wear your good boxers ... just in case. | 1.3394 | 0.04508 | 165 | 118 | 38 | 9 |
620 | Trust me, I'll have you there in five minutes. | 1.3394 | 0.04669 | 165 | 120 | 34 | 11 |
621 | I’m Alex, your new Amazon friend. I come with free drone delivery. | 1.3394 | 0.04901 | 165 | 123 | 28 | 14 |
622 | They’re taking me out for a walk. | 1.3394 | 0.04425 | 165 | 117 | 40 | 8 |
623 | You can't go viral dressed like that. | 1.3392 | 0.04323 | 171 | 121 | 42 | 8 |
624 | I put my pants on one drone at a time like everyone else. | 1.3392 | 0.04848 | 171 | 128 | 28 | 15 |
625 | I’d say just be careful not to fly them too high because the wedgies can be unforgiving. | 1.3391 | 0.04501 | 174 | 126 | 37 | 11 |
626 | Sure, they cost more than regular suspenders, but the lumbar support is incredible. | 1.3391 | 0.04647 | 174 | 128 | 33 | 13 |
627 | And facial recognition software anticipates when I need to drop trou for a bathroom break. | 1.3381 | 0.05162 | 139 | 102 | 27 | 10 |
628 | You might want to rethink your wall. | 1.3381 | 0.05644 | 139 | 107 | 17 | 15 |
629 | It was then that Mark knew it was time to move out of Silicon Valley. | 1.3379 | 0.05199 | 145 | 108 | 25 | 12 |
630 | And they come in red. | 1.3377 | 0.05137 | 151 | 113 | 25 | 13 |
631 | Well, for one thing, they keep my pants up! | 1.3377 | 0.05222 | 151 | 114 | 23 | 14 |
632 | Okay, I’ll drop in tomorrow. | 1.3376 | 0.04829 | 157 | 115 | 31 | 11 |
633 | It's a new taxi service called "You-ber". | 1.3375 | 0.04766 | 160 | 117 | 32 | 11 |
634 | What do you think? Kickstarter or GoFundMe? | 1.3374 | 0.04623 | 163 | 118 | 35 | 10 |
635 | Psssssst...You wanna get high? | 1.3374 | 0.04784 | 163 | 120 | 31 | 12 |
636 | So,Marv,you are telling me that everyone at work thinks I'm flying by the seat of my pants. | 1.3373 | 0.04486 | 166 | 119 | 38 | 9 |
637 | Amazon Prime now delivers curbside assistance. | 1.3373 | 0.04813 | 169 | 126 | 29 | 14 |
638 | FAA regulations require I warn you about the wedgies. | 1.3373 | 0.04588 | 169 | 123 | 35 | 11 |
639 | It’s a little tight in the groin... why do you ask? | 1.3372 | 0.04533 | 172 | 125 | 36 | 11 |
640 | Amazon Call-A-Date has been delivered. | 1.3371 | 0.04624 | 175 | 129 | 33 | 13 |
641 | Yeah I know, but it's better than flying with American Airlines. | 1.3371 | 0.04428 | 178 | 129 | 38 | 11 |
642 | Amazon wants their underwear back. | 1.3371 | 0.04638 | 178 | 132 | 32 | 14 |
643 | I'm just like anybody else, I put my pants on with one drone at a time | 1.3370 | 0.04464 | 184 | 135 | 36 | 13 |
644 | No, they are just to hold my pants up. | 1.3357 | 0.05423 | 140 | 106 | 21 | 13 |
645 | They just take me right to the warehouse, so I don't have to waste my time waiting for my deliveries anymore. | 1.3356 | 0.04982 | 146 | 107 | 29 | 10 |
646 | Skynet turned out more like my mom than I would have thought... | 1.3356 | 0.04789 | 146 | 105 | 33 | 8 |
647 | I used to be a belt and suspenders guy | 1.3355 | 0.04692 | 155 | 112 | 34 | 9 |
648 | Of course it won't fly,but the cool breeze is awesome. | 1.3355 | 0.04416 | 155 | 109 | 40 | 6 |
649 | First time riding an Uber Upper? | 1.3355 | 0.04692 | 155 | 112 | 34 | 9 |
650 | It's Elon Musk's new clothing line only sold in the break room at Tesla HQ. | 1.3354 | 0.04718 | 158 | 115 | 33 | 10 |
651 | It's called Uber Wedgie. | 1.3354 | 0.05048 | 158 | 119 | 25 | 14 |
652 | I ordered a velociraptor belt and they sent a quadrocopter suspender system instead. You get used to it. | 1.3354 | 0.04886 | 158 | 117 | 29 | 12 |
653 | And your shoes last longer, too. | 1.3354 | 0.04718 | 158 | 115 | 33 | 10 |
654 | I asked Alexa to order a pair of suspenders. | 1.3354 | 0.05128 | 158 | 120 | 23 | 15 |
655 | I'm telling ya, it's worth it. No more knee pain. | 1.3354 | 0.04632 | 158 | 114 | 35 | 9 |
656 | I’m also a vegan | 1.3354 | 0.05128 | 158 | 120 | 23 | 15 |
657 | It's called fashion, Jim." | 1.3354 | 0.04886 | 158 | 117 | 29 | 12 |
658 | Yes, battery outages can indeed be a bit revealing... | 1.3354 | 0.04822 | 161 | 119 | 30 | 12 |
659 | I dialed up Uber and these guys just showed up. | 1.3354 | 0.05057 | 161 | 122 | 24 | 15 |
660 | I'm available with same-day delivery. | 1.3353 | 0.04566 | 170 | 124 | 35 | 11 |
661 | You're old school. I love it! | 1.3353 | 0.04641 | 170 | 125 | 33 | 12 |
662 | Up is good. Down, not so much. | 1.3353 | 0.04436 | 173 | 125 | 38 | 10 |
663 | Ya, they do go in different directions. Watch this | 1.3353 | 0.04800 | 173 | 130 | 28 | 15 |
664 | They're suspending my right to privacy. | 1.3352 | 0.04616 | 179 | 133 | 32 | 14 |
665 | The only downside? Urinals. | 1.3352 | 0.04495 | 182 | 134 | 35 | 13 |
666 | I might not be what you were expecting, but, yes, I am the angel of death. | 1.3351 | 0.04394 | 188 | 138 | 37 | 13 |
667 | I find suspenders so pretentious. | 1.3351 | 0.04593 | 191 | 144 | 30 | 17 |
668 | Hey, you want to see some pictures of your wife sunbathing? | 1.3333 | 0.04841 | 156 | 115 | 30 | 11 |
669 | The only drawback is when people are standing next to me at the urinal. | 1.3333 | 0.04290 | 177 | 127 | 41 | 9 |
670 | Your no fly zone is down. | 1.3333 | 0.04994 | 153 | 114 | 27 | 12 |
671 | It takes a while to get used to the wedgy, but it sure beats a vasectomy! | 1.3333 | 0.05182 | 165 | 128 | 19 | 18 |
672 | How cool is this, Nick? Now I can record reality and watch it when I've got time. | 1.3333 | 0.05047 | 147 | 109 | 27 | 11 |
673 | They also make you ten pounds lighter! | 1.3333 | 0.04262 | 174 | 124 | 42 | 8 |
674 | Suspenders AND air conditioning | 1.3333 | 0.04729 | 153 | 111 | 33 | 9 |
675 | Amazon customer service...joe can I help you? | 1.3333 | 0.04693 | 159 | 116 | 33 | 10 |
676 | You could wait for an uber, but I'm trying Amazon Prime's new service. | 1.3333 | 0.04785 | 177 | 134 | 27 | 16 |
677 | My drones still put on my pants one leg at a time. | 1.3333 | 0.04667 | 156 | 113 | 34 | 9 |
678 | It works if you can suspend disbelief. | 1.3333 | 0.04716 | 162 | 119 | 32 | 11 |
679 | I see you’re still wearing suspenders. | 1.3333 | 0.04889 | 165 | 124 | 27 | 14 |
680 | It's a little awkward in elevators..." | 1.3333 | 0.04692 | 171 | 127 | 31 | 13 |
681 | It's the only way I can get up. | 1.3333 | 0.04751 | 168 | 125 | 30 | 13 |
682 | No, they can't lift me off the ground. They're just holding my pants up. | 1.3333 | 0.05215 | 144 | 108 | 24 | 12 |
683 | Well yes, the men’s room is a problem. | 1.3333 | 0.05079 | 153 | 115 | 25 | 13 |
684 | Since the affair, I’m not allowed to leave home without them! | 1.3333 | 0.04706 | 174 | 130 | 30 | 14 |
685 | Pull my finger. | 1.3333 | 0.04926 | 156 | 116 | 28 | 12 |
686 | I’d love to chat, but I’ve gotta take off. | 1.3317 | 0.04096 | 199 | 144 | 44 | 11 |
687 | The ones my wife uses lift AND separate! | 1.3315 | 0.04769 | 181 | 138 | 26 | 17 |
688 | You're still walking to get around? How quaint. | 1.3315 | 0.04295 | 181 | 131 | 40 | 10 |
689 | I always thought the no drones after Labor Day rule was a little silly. | 1.3315 | 0.04627 | 178 | 133 | 31 | 14 |
690 | You should see my bathing suit. | 1.3314 | 0.04541 | 175 | 129 | 34 | 12 |
691 | We're disrupting the suspender sector. | 1.3314 | 0.04541 | 175 | 129 | 34 | 12 |
692 | You're telling me they just stay up without drones? | 1.3314 | 0.04445 | 172 | 125 | 37 | 10 |
693 | They work great, but I don’t recommend the underwear model. | 1.3314 | 0.04576 | 169 | 124 | 34 | 11 |
694 | It’s like the ‘Uber’ of suspenders. | 1.3314 | 0.04652 | 169 | 125 | 32 | 12 |
695 | Why do I wear drone suspenders? To keep my pants up. | 1.3313 | 0.04632 | 166 | 122 | 33 | 11 |
696 | My therapist said I had too much on my shoulders. | 1.3313 | 0.04771 | 163 | 121 | 30 | 12 |
697 | Third floor? | 1.3313 | 0.04409 | 160 | 114 | 39 | 7 |
698 | It's less dumb that Google Glass, that's for sure. | 1.3312 | 0.04981 | 157 | 118 | 26 | 13 |
699 | Revolving doors have been an issue. | 1.3312 | 0.05143 | 157 | 120 | 22 | 15 |
700 | You just refuse to acknowledge how technology can simplify your life. | 1.3312 | 0.04642 | 157 | 114 | 34 | 9 |
701 | I only wear FAA-approved suspenders. | 1.3312 | 0.04899 | 157 | 117 | 28 | 12 |
702 | Major weggies, but it sure beats the subway. | 1.3312 | 0.04642 | 157 | 114 | 34 | 9 |
703 | And then I thought, 'It's about time someone tried to disrupt the suspender industry.' | 1.3312 | 0.04792 | 154 | 113 | 31 | 10 |
704 | nah, they just keep my pants up. | 1.3312 | 0.04880 | 154 | 114 | 29 | 11 |
705 | Yeah, I know, but they were really irritating my shoulders. | 1.3312 | 0.04966 | 154 | 115 | 27 | 12 |
706 | Amazon Prime is amazing! They even put on the pants for you! | 1.3311 | 0.04948 | 151 | 112 | 28 | 11 |
707 | My voice is slightly higher than normal due to the fresh batteries | 1.3310 | 0.05091 | 145 | 108 | 26 | 11 |
708 | It beats waiting at signals, but I'm still working on getting through tunnels. | 1.3308 | 0.05393 | 130 | 97 | 23 | 10 |
709 | Do YOU think I drone on and on? | 1.3297 | 0.04617 | 182 | 137 | 30 | 15 |
710 | They keep me in suspense. | 1.3296 | 0.04739 | 179 | 136 | 27 | 16 |
711 | Yes, I do always have a wedgie | 1.3295 | 0.04717 | 173 | 130 | 29 | 14 |
712 | ...and I feel twenty pounds lighter. | 1.3294 | 0.04317 | 170 | 122 | 40 | 8 |
713 | They came with the pants. | 1.3294 | 0.04476 | 170 | 124 | 36 | 10 |
714 | They came with the glasses. | 1.3294 | 0.04629 | 170 | 126 | 32 | 12 |
715 | It's not cool yet, but when it is, I'll stop doing it | 1.3293 | 0.04763 | 167 | 125 | 29 | 13 |
716 | My bully outsourced his wedgies. | 1.3293 | 0.04586 | 164 | 120 | 34 | 10 |
717 | Silly, but it sure beats calling lyft. | 1.3293 | 0.04901 | 164 | 124 | 26 | 14 |
718 | Just wait 'til you see how I use the toilet. | 1.3292 | 0.05121 | 161 | 124 | 21 | 16 |
719 | Hey, I do it just like you - one leg at a time. | 1.3292 | 0.04808 | 161 | 120 | 29 | 12 |
720 | Do you believe in Jeff Bezos, our Lord and Savior? | 1.3292 | 0.05121 | 161 | 124 | 21 | 16 |
721 | Hey buddy, can you spare a lithium battery? | 1.3290 | 0.05023 | 155 | 117 | 25 | 13 |
722 | My voice might be higher but the pants sure stay put. | 1.3290 | 0.04587 | 155 | 112 | 35 | 8 |
723 | They call it suspender animation." | 1.3290 | 0.04939 | 155 | 116 | 27 | 12 |
724 | Hi, Daryl? I'm your Uber Driver. | 1.3290 | 0.04853 | 155 | 115 | 29 | 11 |
725 | You won't believe what happens when I have to use the toilet. | 1.3289 | 0.05008 | 152 | 114 | 26 | 12 |
726 | This is what they meant when they said they were suspending the drone program! | 1.3289 | 0.04920 | 152 | 113 | 28 | 11 |
727 | What did you think I meant by 'Let's get totally high off our asses on the nearest street corner'? | 1.3286 | 0.05114 | 140 | 104 | 26 | 10 |
728 | I needed something uplifting after the recent election season. | 1.3284 | 0.05056 | 134 | 98 | 28 | 8 |
729 | So I was shopping for a belt when I spotted this electronics store... | 1.3281 | 0.04253 | 192 | 141 | 39 | 12 |
730 | Do these drones make me look fat? | 1.3279 | 0.04595 | 183 | 138 | 30 | 15 |
731 | I have a helicopter wife. | 1.3278 | 0.04583 | 180 | 135 | 31 | 14 |
732 | Silicon Valet | 1.3275 | 0.04606 | 171 | 127 | 32 | 12 |
733 | ..."and then she accused me of droning on, and on..." | 1.3275 | 0.04680 | 171 | 128 | 30 | 13 |
734 | They were court ordered after I mooned my old frat house. | 1.3275 | 0.04895 | 171 | 131 | 24 | 16 |
735 | It's a huge weight off my shoulders. | 1.3274 | 0.04586 | 168 | 124 | 33 | 11 |
736 | "The ladies definitely notice." | 1.3274 | 0.04663 | 168 | 125 | 31 | 12 |
737 | Suspendered animation | 1.3274 | 0.04586 | 168 | 124 | 33 | 11 |
738 | I heard there is a delivery position open at Amazon. | 1.3273 | 0.04313 | 165 | 118 | 40 | 7 |
739 | And it’s way faster than the Long Island Expressway...... | 1.3273 | 0.04722 | 165 | 123 | 30 | 12 |
740 | They hold up my pants and my flagging sense of self-importance. | 1.3273 | 0.04562 | 165 | 121 | 34 | 10 |
741 | It takes a little longer to go through TSA screening, but it's worth it. | 1.3273 | 0.04481 | 165 | 120 | 36 | 9 |
742 | I mean, your suspenders have that classic look....so, that’s cool. | 1.3272 | 0.04364 | 162 | 116 | 39 | 7 |
743 | Amazon does same-day friend delivery now. | 1.3272 | 0.04620 | 162 | 119 | 33 | 10 |
744 | I was a Walmart greeter til Amazon snatched me up. | 1.3272 | 0.04620 | 162 | 119 | 33 | 10 |
745 | Keeps me in suspense! | 1.3272 | 0.04940 | 162 | 123 | 25 | 14 |
746 | I swear, success hasn't changed me. I put my pants on one leg at a time, just like you. | 1.3272 | 0.04702 | 162 | 120 | 31 | 11 |
747 | Did you order an Amazon escort? | 1.3270 | 0.04846 | 159 | 119 | 28 | 12 |
748 | This way I can keep my pants up AND spy on my neighbors. | 1.3269 | 0.04740 | 156 | 115 | 31 | 10 |
749 | When they’re not holding up my pants, they’re hunting down terrorists. | 1.3268 | 0.04892 | 153 | 114 | 28 | 11 |
750 | Well Gary, a wedgie is a small price to pay for living in the 21st century. | 1.3265 | 0.05031 | 147 | 110 | 26 | 11 |
751 | It’s a little tight in certain spots, but I’ll never be caught with my pants down. | 1.3261 | 0.04306 | 184 | 135 | 38 | 11 |
752 | It's called Dryft. You'll want to avoid it's competitor, Dröpt. | 1.3260 | 0.04758 | 181 | 139 | 25 | 17 |
753 | Hi! I'm your Uber driver. Hang onto my hand. | 1.3258 | 0.04331 | 178 | 130 | 38 | 10 |
754 | I don't mind the wedgie because it shaved at least 35 minutes off my commute. | 1.3257 | 0.04150 | 175 | 125 | 43 | 7 |
755 | I am going to nail that falsetto at any cost! | 1.3257 | 0.04600 | 175 | 131 | 31 | 13 |
756 | I rolled up my sleeves to go with a more casual look. | 1.3256 | 0.04870 | 172 | 132 | 24 | 16 |
757 | Suspend Disbelief. | 1.3256 | 0.04583 | 172 | 128 | 32 | 12 |
758 | Hey, Buddy can you spare 20 double A batteries? | 1.3256 | 0.04656 | 172 | 129 | 30 | 13 |
759 | Actually keeping my pants up is secondary to the constant breeze. | 1.3256 | 0.04508 | 172 | 127 | 34 | 11 |
760 | And best of all, I don't have to deal with traffic anymore | 1.3254 | 0.04325 | 169 | 122 | 39 | 8 |
761 | Sir! Would you like a demonstration of the Apple iWedge? | 1.3254 | 0.04639 | 169 | 126 | 31 | 12 |
762 | my tesla is in the shop | 1.3254 | 0.04485 | 169 | 124 | 35 | 10 |
763 | One by one the humans all became puppets of Amazon, some figuratively others literally. | 1.3253 | 0.04458 | 166 | 121 | 36 | 9 |
764 | I call them suspendromes. | 1.3253 | 0.04458 | 166 | 121 | 36 | 9 |
765 | It's rude to stare at them directly. | 1.3252 | 0.04758 | 163 | 122 | 29 | 12 |
766 | Finally, I can slam-dunk. | 1.3248 | 0.04538 | 157 | 114 | 35 | 8 |
767 | . . . but, oy, the wedgies. | 1.3248 | 0.04967 | 157 | 119 | 25 | 13 |
768 | Google 'suspension britches' and enter coupon code, 'alto.' | 1.3247 | 0.05202 | 154 | 119 | 20 | 15 |
769 | It's true my pants won't stay up for a couple days after a software upgrade, but that's a small price to pay for the convenience. | 1.3245 | 0.04932 | 151 | 113 | 27 | 11 |
770 | Works for bra straps, too. I ordered my wife a set for Christmas. | 1.3245 | 0.04656 | 151 | 110 | 33 | 8 |
771 | The nice thing is, when you step on the scale, your 35 pounds lighter" | 1.3243 | 0.04909 | 148 | 110 | 28 | 10 |
772 | Could you speak a little louder” | 1.3243 | 0.04815 | 148 | 109 | 30 | 9 |
773 | Unlike yours, mine hold my pants up, drop them down and email selfies. | 1.3243 | 0.05182 | 148 | 113 | 22 | 13 |
774 | All you need is a note from your Chiropractor. | 1.3241 | 0.04979 | 145 | 108 | 27 | 10 |
775 | It's like Uber, for pants. | 1.3241 | 0.05074 | 145 | 109 | 25 | 11 |
776 | I am NOT 'a kid'—I'm a full-drone man. | 1.3240 | 0.04454 | 179 | 133 | 34 | 12 |
777 | Do you think the belt is too much? | 1.3239 | 0.04786 | 176 | 135 | 25 | 16 |
778 | I'm guaranteed next day delivery on Amazon Prime. | 1.3237 | 0.05025 | 139 | 103 | 27 | 9 |
779 | We make them for socks and brassieres too. | 1.3237 | 0.05327 | 139 | 106 | 21 | 12 |
780 | Analog suspenders are so 2017. | 1.3237 | 0.04333 | 173 | 126 | 38 | 9 |
781 | These are my new drone suspenders. Pants stay up, shoulders don't hurt and I can sing tenor now! | 1.3235 | 0.04303 | 170 | 123 | 39 | 8 |
782 | You just have to suspend your disbelief. | 1.3235 | 0.04690 | 170 | 128 | 29 | 13 |
783 | I put my pants on like anyone else... one drone at a time! | 1.3235 | 0.04837 | 170 | 130 | 25 | 15 |
784 | Behold: suspension of disbelief. | 1.3235 | 0.04462 | 170 | 125 | 35 | 10 |
785 | Luddite. | 1.3234 | 0.04673 | 167 | 125 | 30 | 12 |
786 | Hi, Tim! We at Amazon are taking personal customer service to a new level! | 1.3234 | 0.04516 | 167 | 123 | 34 | 10 |
787 | No belts, no suspenders, and I can leap tall buildings in a single bound. | 1.3232 | 0.04888 | 164 | 125 | 25 | 14 |
788 | You haven’t really had a wedgie until you’ve tried this. | 1.3232 | 0.04653 | 164 | 122 | 31 | 11 |
789 | Well you told me to buzz off. | 1.3230 | 0.04874 | 161 | 122 | 26 | 13 |
790 | I have to tell you, buddy, I like your retro-chic. | 1.3230 | 0.04545 | 161 | 118 | 34 | 9 |
791 | And when the battery light goes red I just aim for the Hudson... | 1.3230 | 0.04545 | 161 | 118 | 34 | 9 |
792 | I’m from Amazon. | 1.3228 | 0.04774 | 158 | 118 | 29 | 11 |
793 | No, the only problem is when I have to use the toilet. | 1.3228 | 0.04604 | 189 | 145 | 27 | 17 |
794 | Yeah, I ‘ve convinced many that I can actually fly, but you know mostly they just keep my pants up. | 1.3226 | 0.04478 | 155 | 112 | 36 | 7 |
795 | ...And they come free with my Amazon Prime. | 1.3224 | 0.04649 | 183 | 140 | 27 | 16 |
796 | What can I say, they delivered my Amazon order and I just fell in love with them. | 1.3224 | 0.04815 | 152 | 113 | 29 | 10 |
797 | Belt and ascenders! | 1.3224 | 0.04904 | 152 | 114 | 27 | 11 |
798 | I can't stress this enough...no thongs. | 1.3222 | 0.04362 | 180 | 133 | 36 | 11 |
799 | The guy at the store said they'll make me look taller. | 1.3222 | 0.04362 | 180 | 133 | 36 | 11 |
800 | Watch me cross when the DONT WALK light comes in” | 1.3218 | 0.04682 | 174 | 132 | 28 | 14 |
801 | I'll admit, it gets a little awkward when the batteries run out. | 1.3214 | 0.04493 | 168 | 124 | 34 | 10 |
802 | It’s tricky, but I try to turn them off just as I open the door to the stall. | 1.3214 | 0.04493 | 168 | 124 | 34 | 10 |
803 | Can you speak up? My suspenders are really loud. | 1.3214 | 0.04572 | 168 | 125 | 32 | 11 |
804 | I'm from the Amazon help desk. | 1.3214 | 0.04413 | 168 | 123 | 36 | 9 |
805 | Can *your* suspenders take a continuous aerial selfie? I thought not. | 1.3214 | 0.04572 | 168 | 125 | 32 | 11 |
806 | It's the latest in smart suspenders. | 1.3212 | 0.04708 | 165 | 124 | 29 | 12 |
807 | Did you call for the Lyft? | 1.3212 | 0.04708 | 165 | 124 | 29 | 12 |
808 | I could just drone on and on about how great these are! | 1.3212 | 0.04548 | 165 | 122 | 33 | 10 |
809 | They give me a wedgie, but it's cheaper than Uber. | 1.3212 | 0.04466 | 165 | 121 | 35 | 9 |
810 | Suspenders work, but they really look stupid. | 1.3210 | 0.05004 | 162 | 125 | 22 | 15 |
811 | All Bob kept thinking while Bill spoke was “Geez he drones on and on.” | 1.3210 | 0.04605 | 162 | 120 | 32 | 10 |
812 | Suspenders by Amazon, they really deliver! | 1.3208 | 0.04748 | 159 | 119 | 29 | 11 |
813 | Go ahead! Wait for the cross-town bus if you want to! | 1.3208 | 0.04748 | 159 | 119 | 29 | 11 |
814 | So what's got YOUR panties in a bunch? | 1.3205 | 0.04811 | 156 | 117 | 28 | 11 |
815 | We don't see Uber and Lyft as direct competitors. | 1.3205 | 0.04980 | 156 | 119 | 24 | 13 |
816 | Hi, I'm a sex offender, but it's under control. | 1.3204 | 0.04811 | 181 | 141 | 22 | 18 |
817 | Nice suspenders Grandpa! | 1.3203 | 0.04697 | 153 | 113 | 31 | 9 |
818 | No more posting. It's just one, long livestream. | 1.3203 | 0.04788 | 153 | 114 | 29 | 10 |
819 | I need FAA clearance to get within five miles of the airport, but otherwise they work great! | 1.3203 | 0.04605 | 153 | 112 | 33 | 8 |
820 | Google Belt. | 1.3202 | 0.04533 | 178 | 134 | 31 | 13 |
821 | Welcome to Uber 2.0. Hold on tight. | 1.3200 | 0.04587 | 175 | 132 | 30 | 13 |
822 | '... and they double up as hairdryers!' | 1.3200 | 0.04368 | 150 | 107 | 38 | 5 |
823 | Plus they make climbing back up to my apartment a breeze. | 1.3200 | 0.04214 | 175 | 127 | 40 | 8 |
824 | Never get caught with your pants down! | 1.3200 | 0.05122 | 150 | 115 | 22 | 13 |
825 | It's like Uber, but for imbeciles. | 1.3200 | 0.04944 | 150 | 113 | 26 | 11 |
826 | Hi, I'm your Uber... better hold on tight! | 1.3200 | 0.05294 | 150 | 117 | 18 | 15 |
827 | They can't take me off the ground, but the humming lifts my spirits. | 1.3200 | 0.04760 | 150 | 111 | 30 | 9 |
828 | Quick! Call tech support! Too... much... lift... | 1.3198 | 0.04341 | 172 | 126 | 37 | 9 |
829 | With a little bit of luck I will rise above the fray. | 1.3198 | 0.04261 | 172 | 125 | 39 | 8 |
830 | It's the new Lyft. Literally. | 1.3198 | 0.04494 | 172 | 128 | 33 | 11 |
831 | The thing is, Jer, I don't put my pants on one leg at a time. | 1.3197 | 0.04728 | 147 | 108 | 31 | 8 |
832 | It's free shipping on orders over 140 pounds. | 1.3197 | 0.04921 | 147 | 110 | 27 | 10 |
833 | Drone up, dude. Those "suspenders" are so 2017. | 1.3196 | 0.04451 | 194 | 148 | 30 | 16 |
834 | Only problem is they only use "Apple" chargers. | 1.3195 | 0.04391 | 169 | 124 | 36 | 9 |
835 | Because saggy pants would be distracting. | 1.3195 | 0.04391 | 169 | 124 | 36 | 9 |
836 | It's way cooler than a belt. | 1.3195 | 0.04549 | 169 | 126 | 32 | 11 |
837 | Since I got these I'm six inches taller and I've stopped doing stuff I might need to deny someday. | 1.3195 | 0.04471 | 169 | 125 | 34 | 10 |
838 | Wanna get high? | 1.3194 | 0.04793 | 144 | 106 | 30 | 8 |
839 | Then who has the remote? | 1.3194 | 0.04691 | 144 | 105 | 32 | 7 |
840 | The best part is, I avoid the security lines and TSA. | 1.3194 | 0.05367 | 144 | 112 | 18 | 14 |
841 | Farewell, erectile dysfunction. | 1.3193 | 0.04360 | 166 | 121 | 37 | 8 |
842 | Sorry -- that look tells me I've been droning on and on... | 1.3193 | 0.04443 | 166 | 122 | 35 | 9 |
843 | ... but when I gotta go, they gotta go. | 1.3193 | 0.04683 | 166 | 125 | 29 | 12 |
844 | Starting next spring, Amazon will start to transport people as part of the Prime membership. | 1.3191 | 0.05261 | 141 | 108 | 21 | 12 |
845 | This is just so much easier than calling an Uber. | 1.3191 | 0.04861 | 141 | 104 | 29 | 8 |
846 | What do you mean you 'walked'? | 1.3190 | 0.04581 | 163 | 121 | 32 | 10 |
847 | Suspendairs are the new iPhone | 1.3190 | 0.04743 | 163 | 123 | 28 | 12 |
848 | I got tired of waiting for the flying car to be invented. | 1.3189 | 0.04409 | 185 | 139 | 33 | 13 |
849 | These are the top of the line suspenders....I just can't wear them near an airport." | 1.3188 | 0.05141 | 138 | 104 | 24 | 10 |
850 | Guess who has two drones and no dates. | 1.3188 | 0.04553 | 160 | 118 | 33 | 9 |
851 | They were a Father's Day gift. | 1.3187 | 0.04251 | 182 | 134 | 38 | 10 |
852 | Well no, it’s not entirely practical. | 1.3185 | 0.05114 | 135 | 101 | 25 | 9 |
853 | To tell the truth, they're my wife's idea. Something about keeping an eye on things. | 1.3185 | 0.04431 | 157 | 114 | 36 | 7 |
854 | Why drive when you can fly by the seat of your pants?! Literally. | 1.3184 | 0.04580 | 179 | 136 | 29 | 14 |
855 | I'm a god on Instagram. | 1.3182 | 0.04761 | 154 | 115 | 29 | 10 |
856 | It's the next Uber. | 1.3179 | 0.04396 | 173 | 128 | 35 | 10 |
857 | I’m your new Amazon delivery man. | 1.3179 | 0.04472 | 173 | 129 | 33 | 11 |
858 | Yes, it’s no frills, but it’s the cheapest way to fly. | 1.3179 | 0.04620 | 173 | 131 | 29 | 13 |
859 | They come in especially handy when I'm on the scales at Weight Watchers. | 1.3179 | 0.04620 | 173 | 131 | 29 | 13 |
860 | The salesman kept hovering and then said OK buy one and get one free! | 1.3179 | 0.04396 | 173 | 128 | 35 | 10 |
861 | Yeah but they don’t help when your fly’s undone. | 1.3179 | 0.04472 | 173 | 129 | 33 | 11 |
862 | Can I borrow your charger? | 1.3179 | 0.04396 | 173 | 128 | 35 | 10 |
863 | To hold my pants up. | 1.3179 | 0.04543 | 151 | 110 | 34 | 7 |
864 | I find it very up lifting. | 1.3179 | 0.04543 | 151 | 110 | 34 | 7 |
865 | No, I don’t pull my pants up like everyone else. | 1.3179 | 0.05093 | 151 | 116 | 22 | 13 |
866 | You ordered something tall, dark and handsome? Amazon provides. | 1.3179 | 0.05005 | 151 | 115 | 24 | 12 |
867 | My wife got tired of my cheating, so she designed this. This way she knows my pants are staying on, and all she has to do is hit the "return to base" button, and she's got me running home. | 1.3176 | 0.04526 | 170 | 127 | 32 | 11 |
868 | Yes, but it’s not easy going to a rest room. | 1.3176 | 0.04369 | 170 | 125 | 36 | 9 |
869 | I’m taking selfies to the next level. | 1.3176 | 0.04677 | 170 | 129 | 28 | 13 |
870 | Now my pants stay up, and I always know where my drones are. | 1.3176 | 0.04892 | 148 | 111 | 27 | 10 |
871 | And I don’t even have to pay for haircuts anymore either | 1.3176 | 0.04602 | 148 | 108 | 33 | 7 |
872 | I felt that plain suspenders no longer projected enough quirkiness. | 1.3176 | 0.04602 | 148 | 108 | 33 | 7 |
873 | Nice to meet you. I'm your Amazon Prime customer service agent. | 1.3176 | 0.04701 | 148 | 109 | 31 | 8 |
874 | Landings are fine, but during take offs I keep getting a wedgie | 1.3176 | 0.04798 | 148 | 110 | 29 | 9 |
875 | You should see my tie rack. | 1.3174 | 0.04581 | 167 | 125 | 31 | 11 |
876 | Yeah, they literally take off ten pounds, but tend to ride up a little. | 1.3174 | 0.04659 | 167 | 126 | 29 | 12 |
877 | It’s a way to become Superman without actually becoming a bird or plane | 1.3172 | 0.04559 | 145 | 105 | 34 | 6 |
878 | Love the retro look! | 1.3172 | 0.04962 | 145 | 109 | 26 | 10 |
879 | I'm the writer, director, star, and cinematographer. | 1.3172 | 0.04322 | 186 | 139 | 35 | 12 |
880 | Yeah, but suspenders look so dorky. | 1.3169 | 0.04159 | 183 | 134 | 40 | 9 |
881 | What do you think of my new shoes? | 1.3168 | 0.04860 | 161 | 123 | 25 | 13 |
882 | The suspense is killing you, right? | 1.3168 | 0.04779 | 161 | 122 | 27 | 12 |
883 | First time with Uber? | 1.3167 | 0.04349 | 180 | 134 | 35 | 11 |
884 | And the only time my pants fall is when the battery dies! | 1.3167 | 0.04490 | 180 | 136 | 31 | 13 |
885 | The court ordered it after the unfortunate incident at the preschool | 1.3165 | 0.05502 | 139 | 109 | 16 | 14 |
886 | They’re emotional support for my trousers | 1.3165 | 0.04673 | 158 | 118 | 30 | 10 |
887 | It's Amazon Prime's new delivery service - takes you right to your door! | 1.3165 | 0.04673 | 158 | 118 | 30 | 10 |
888 | I got tired of waiting for my jetpack. | 1.3165 | 0.04586 | 158 | 117 | 32 | 9 |
889 | You should try it. It's really uplifting. | 1.3165 | 0.04586 | 158 | 117 | 32 | 9 |
890 | I can't get the tech to work, but it does keep the mosquitoes away. | 1.3161 | 0.04735 | 155 | 116 | 29 | 10 |
891 | I'm your Lyft. | 1.3161 | 0.04993 | 155 | 119 | 23 | 13 |
892 | I'm sorry for droning on. | 1.3161 | 0.04645 | 155 | 115 | 31 | 9 |
893 | I got tired of waiting for the walk signal | 1.3161 | 0.04450 | 174 | 130 | 33 | 11 |
894 | Works great now but I flashed my in-laws during Beta testing. | 1.3158 | 0.04503 | 171 | 128 | 32 | 11 |
895 | My every move is being documented and automatically posted on social media, saving me tons of time to do more stuff to put on social media. | 1.3158 | 0.04653 | 171 | 130 | 28 | 13 |
896 | Not only do I feel lighter on my feet, but it keeps the flies away too. | 1.3158 | 0.04503 | 171 | 128 | 32 | 11 |
897 | Personally,I find the latest advances in drone technology uplifting. | 1.3158 | 0.04420 | 152 | 110 | 36 | 6 |
898 | Well, looks like I gotta fly. | 1.3158 | 0.04798 | 152 | 114 | 28 | 10 |
899 | I put my pants on one leg at a time, just like everyone else. Why do you ask? | 1.3155 | 0.04302 | 187 | 140 | 35 | 12 |
900 | They also keep my pants up. | 1.3155 | 0.04233 | 168 | 122 | 39 | 7 |
901 | You should see my invention for E.D. | 1.3155 | 0.04787 | 168 | 129 | 25 | 14 |
902 | If it malfunctions, I get a killer wedgie. | 1.3154 | 0.04864 | 149 | 112 | 27 | 10 |
903 | I’m a Prime example of a helicopter parent. | 1.3154 | 0.04770 | 149 | 111 | 29 | 9 |
904 | After a few days, you barely notice you're wearing them. | 1.3152 | 0.04211 | 184 | 136 | 38 | 10 |
905 | Need anything from Amazon while I'm there? | 1.3152 | 0.04418 | 184 | 139 | 32 | 13 |
906 | The best part is, for every pair you buy, a needy child gets a free abacus. | 1.3152 | 0.04485 | 184 | 140 | 30 | 14 |
907 | What does it look like I'm doing? I'm preparing for takeoff! | 1.3152 | 0.04350 | 184 | 138 | 34 | 12 |
908 | My eyes are down here! | 1.3152 | 0.04367 | 165 | 121 | 36 | 8 |
909 | The algorithm must have sent me to the wrong address. | 1.3152 | 0.04195 | 165 | 119 | 40 | 6 |
910 | This isn't another one of my fly-by-night schemes. | 1.3152 | 0.04533 | 165 | 123 | 32 | 10 |
911 | I'm much less likely to be pulled over for driving while black. | 1.3152 | 0.04694 | 165 | 125 | 28 | 12 |
912 | The only problem is they are voice activated and mine changes when I take off. | 1.3149 | 0.04537 | 181 | 138 | 29 | 14 |
913 | Sorry if I'm droning on... | 1.3148 | 0.04754 | 162 | 123 | 27 | 12 |
914 | My new Dronespenders replace my belt, selfie stick, and GoPro. If I reel them in, they also replace my barber! | 1.3148 | 0.04834 | 162 | 124 | 25 | 13 |
915 | I'll show you, just say "release the drones". | 1.3148 | 0.04590 | 162 | 121 | 31 | 10 |
916 | A parachute’s included in case it works too well. | 1.3148 | 0.04590 | 162 | 121 | 31 | 10 |
917 | Sorry, I don't do windows. | 1.3147 | 0.05004 | 143 | 108 | 25 | 10 |
918 | The job description just said flexible with ability to keep several balls in the air. | 1.3147 | 0.04593 | 143 | 104 | 33 | 6 |
919 | The only downside is trouser turbulence. | 1.3146 | 0.04378 | 178 | 133 | 34 | 11 |
920 | They put the "suspend" in suspenders. | 1.3146 | 0.04590 | 178 | 136 | 28 | 14 |
921 | It's by court order... | 1.3145 | 0.04898 | 159 | 122 | 24 | 13 |
922 | The name's Wright. Orville Wright. | 1.3145 | 0.04474 | 159 | 117 | 34 | 8 |
923 | This new version is 99.99% wedgie-free. | 1.3145 | 0.04292 | 159 | 115 | 38 | 6 |
924 | They've eliminated thousands of parole officer jobs, so I'm under video surveillance. | 1.3145 | 0.05058 | 159 | 124 | 20 | 15 |
925 | You're just upset because you didn't think of it first. | 1.3145 | 0.04648 | 159 | 119 | 30 | 10 |
926 | Maybe you're right. The suspenders would have been cheaper. | 1.3143 | 0.04200 | 175 | 128 | 39 | 8 |
927 | Helicopter parenting is so 2017. | 1.3141 | 0.04709 | 156 | 117 | 29 | 10 |
928 | As you can see, I don't need a Lyft. | 1.3141 | 0.04437 | 156 | 114 | 35 | 7 |
929 | Do you put your pants on one drone at a time? | 1.3141 | 0.04620 | 156 | 116 | 31 | 9 |
930 | You might want to get one for your fly. | 1.3141 | 0.05209 | 156 | 123 | 17 | 16 |
931 | Hello, my name is Elon. It's nice to meet you. | 1.3141 | 0.04881 | 156 | 119 | 25 | 12 |
932 | Stop me if I'm droning on. | 1.3141 | 0.05129 | 156 | 122 | 19 | 15 |
933 | Hey buddy, can you spare a battery? | 1.3141 | 0.04709 | 156 | 117 | 29 | 10 |
934 | The good news, it cuts my commute time in half. The bad news, my hair is always a mess. | 1.3141 | 0.04247 | 156 | 112 | 39 | 5 |
935 | And you said it would never take off | 1.3140 | 0.04630 | 172 | 131 | 28 | 13 |
936 | I always felt so self -conscious wearing suspenders.... | 1.3140 | 0.04703 | 172 | 132 | 26 | 14 |
937 | My cape's at the cleaners | 1.3140 | 0.04247 | 172 | 126 | 38 | 8 |
938 | The only downside is undoing the fly. | 1.3137 | 0.04948 | 153 | 117 | 24 | 12 |
939 | 50 cents for the first 1/5 mile, 25 cents each 1/5 mile thereafter. | 1.3137 | 0.04680 | 153 | 114 | 30 | 9 |
940 | I'm on neighborhood watch recon tonight... Wish me luck... | 1.3136 | 0.04376 | 169 | 125 | 35 | 9 |
941 | I'm recording my entire life from all angles. | 1.3136 | 0.04295 | 169 | 124 | 37 | 8 |
942 | Well, they are less pretentious than suspenders. | 1.3135 | 0.04330 | 185 | 139 | 34 | 12 |
943 | Hi, I’m Harold. Amazon sent me in response to you ad in Personals. | 1.3133 | 0.05018 | 150 | 115 | 23 | 12 |
944 | You're right, it is still just belt and suspenders | 1.3133 | 0.04510 | 166 | 124 | 32 | 10 |
945 | You know, at first I didn't like it when they started to follow me home, but now I really feel we built a connection. | 1.3133 | 0.04428 | 166 | 123 | 34 | 9 |
946 | Trust me, they work! They're called "suspenders of disbelief." | 1.3133 | 0.04510 | 166 | 124 | 32 | 10 |
947 | Alexa heard you needed a friend. | 1.3129 | 0.04710 | 147 | 109 | 30 | 8 |
948 | NOTE: (I submitted last week but I just now thought of an addendum that would make it even funnier!) So, for the construction guys sitting on the beam, eating lunch with the grim reaper:"That's a bit overkill. Most guys just bring a plastic fork." | 1.3129 | 0.04998 | 147 | 112 | 24 | 11 |
949 | It’s like a bow tie. Only some guys can pull these off. | 1.3129 | 0.04566 | 163 | 122 | 31 | 10 |
950 | They’re called Google Suspenders | 1.3129 | 0.04482 | 163 | 121 | 33 | 9 |
951 | If they're holding up your pants, the FAA doesn't mind. | 1.3129 | 0.04221 | 163 | 118 | 39 | 6 |
952 | Sorry. It's only available to Amazon Prime members. | 1.3129 | 0.04566 | 163 | 122 | 31 | 10 |
953 | Of course, restrooms are challenging. | 1.3129 | 0.04566 | 163 | 122 | 31 | 10 |
954 | Did you order a taxi? | 1.3129 | 0.04310 | 163 | 119 | 37 | 7 |
955 | Uber Air at your service | 1.3128 | 0.04210 | 179 | 132 | 38 | 9 |
956 | They not only keep my pants up but I can make it across town in 5 minutes. | 1.3128 | 0.04357 | 179 | 134 | 34 | 11 |
957 | How do yours work? | 1.3125 | 0.04537 | 160 | 119 | 32 | 9 |
958 | I got them from the men's up-parel department. | 1.3125 | 0.04623 | 160 | 120 | 30 | 10 |
959 | I got tired of putting my pants on one leg at a time like everyone else. | 1.3125 | 0.04974 | 144 | 109 | 25 | 10 |
960 | Once you adjust the upward thrust, suspendrones are great. | 1.3125 | 0.04332 | 176 | 131 | 35 | 10 |
961 | Hi, I'm Jake, your new Amazon InstaFriend! | 1.3125 | 0.04480 | 176 | 133 | 31 | 12 |
962 | I remember when I was like you, putting on my own suspenders like an animal. | 1.3121 | 0.04458 | 173 | 130 | 32 | 11 |
963 | We all put our trousers on one leg at a time, it is how we keep them up that varies. | 1.3121 | 0.04305 | 173 | 128 | 36 | 9 |
964 | Patent pending. | 1.3121 | 0.04607 | 173 | 132 | 28 | 13 |
965 | It's for my new job at Amazon | 1.3118 | 0.04434 | 170 | 127 | 33 | 10 |
966 | The crotch sensors guarantee just the right amount of support. | 1.3118 | 0.04512 | 170 | 128 | 31 | 11 |
967 | I've combined Human surveillance with the drones, plus the added feature in that it keeps my pants up." | 1.3118 | 0.04354 | 170 | 126 | 35 | 9 |
968 | It documents my actions and also holds my pants up! | 1.3117 | 0.04833 | 154 | 117 | 26 | 11 |
969 | I got tired of waiting for flying cars. | 1.3117 | 0.04562 | 154 | 114 | 32 | 8 |
970 | Except for the occasional wedgie during a power surge it works | 1.3117 | 0.05090 | 154 | 120 | 20 | 14 |
971 | Sharper Image had them on sale. | 1.3116 | 0.05224 | 138 | 106 | 21 | 11 |
972 | Amazon is the new Uber. | 1.3115 | 0.04288 | 183 | 137 | 35 | 11 |
973 | I bet you still dress yourself as well, don't you? | 1.3115 | 0.04288 | 183 | 137 | 35 | 11 |
974 | It's my new ride share concept. The drones show up when you tap the app and you hook yourself in. I call it Over-Uber. | 1.3114 | 0.04487 | 167 | 125 | 32 | 10 |
975 | Yeah, Lyft...what, you were expecting Uber? | 1.3114 | 0.04798 | 167 | 129 | 24 | 14 |
976 | About 12 minutes on a full charge! | 1.3113 | 0.04525 | 151 | 111 | 33 | 7 |
977 | The outfit? It's by Da Vinci. | 1.3111 | 0.04477 | 180 | 137 | 30 | 13 |
978 | I am answered an ad for an Amazon delivery position. | 1.3110 | 0.04109 | 164 | 118 | 41 | 5 |
979 | I'll get additional lift if you pull my finger! | 1.3110 | 0.04860 | 164 | 127 | 23 | 14 |
980 | Jones McDrones, platformless window washer, at your service. | 1.3110 | 0.04287 | 164 | 120 | 37 | 7 |
981 | For a small fee they can also deliver me to any address. | 1.3107 | 0.04385 | 177 | 133 | 33 | 11 |
982 | Nice, I love the vintage look! | 1.3106 | 0.04338 | 161 | 118 | 36 | 7 |
983 | Once Elon was fired from Tesla, he was able to focus his attention on the belt and suspender business. | 1.3106 | 0.04682 | 161 | 122 | 28 | 11 |
984 | All good, really ......you just gotta be home before the batteries die.... | 1.3106 | 0.04598 | 161 | 121 | 30 | 10 |
985 | This way, nobody sits next to me on the subway | 1.3103 | 0.04746 | 145 | 108 | 29 | 8 |
986 | They don't merely deliver your underwear; they put them on for you, too! | 1.3103 | 0.04436 | 174 | 131 | 32 | 11 |
987 | You have to attach them to your pants, I spent 3 hours up in the air in my underwear to figure that out. | 1.3102 | 0.04356 | 187 | 142 | 32 | 13 |
988 | Love the low-tech suspenders, Hank. Very quaint. | 1.3102 | 0.03941 | 187 | 136 | 44 | 7 |
989 | Hi, I'm with Customer Service. How may I help you today? | 1.3101 | 0.04657 | 158 | 119 | 29 | 10 |
990 | Two for one on Amazon. | 1.3101 | 0.04481 | 158 | 117 | 33 | 8 |
991 | Forgive me for droning on. | 1.3101 | 0.04910 | 158 | 122 | 23 | 13 |
992 | They do chaufe on takeoff. | 1.3099 | 0.04253 | 171 | 126 | 37 | 8 |
993 | So I finally figured out how to get rid of plumber's crack | 1.3099 | 0.04411 | 171 | 128 | 33 | 10 |
994 | High tech suspenders - and The occasional haircut! | 1.3098 | 0.04405 | 184 | 140 | 31 | 13 |
995 | What? Is the belt overkill? | 1.3097 | 0.04628 | 155 | 116 | 30 | 9 |
996 | Wearing your grandpa's suspenders. Embarrassing. | 1.3097 | 0.04348 | 155 | 113 | 36 | 6 |
997 | I prefer high fashion. | 1.3097 | 0.04444 | 155 | 114 | 34 | 7 |
998 | Depending on the election, they're getting me over the wall to Canada. | 1.3095 | 0.04773 | 168 | 130 | 24 | 14 |
999 | These steer me so that I can walk and text all the time now. | 1.3091 | 0.04679 | 165 | 126 | 27 | 12 |
1000 | They were spying on my private life, so I decided to put them to good use. | 1.3091 | 0.04435 | 165 | 123 | 33 | 9 |
1001 | Sure, there are safer ways to get a vasectomy. But none as exhilarating. | 1.3091 | 0.04599 | 165 | 125 | 29 | 11 |
1002 | Actually, I put my pants on one leg at a time like everybody else. | 1.3091 | 0.04757 | 165 | 127 | 25 | 13 |
1003 | These two take care of the belt. One more and I can be sure about the zipper. | 1.3089 | 0.04416 | 191 | 147 | 29 | 15 |
1004 | Suspen-drones.” I’m currently working on the “Brassier-drone”. It lifts and separates. | 1.3087 | 0.04939 | 149 | 114 | 24 | 11 |
1005 | You get used to it. | 1.3086 | 0.04403 | 162 | 120 | 34 | 8 |
1006 | Welcome to Amazon. | 1.3086 | 0.04819 | 162 | 125 | 24 | 13 |
1007 | And at 2 am,they take me home. | 1.3086 | 0.04489 | 162 | 121 | 32 | 9 |
1008 | Yes I have lost weight; thanks for noticing! | 1.3086 | 0.04403 | 162 | 120 | 34 | 8 |
1009 | Heading uptown? | 1.3086 | 0.04225 | 162 | 118 | 38 | 6 |
1010 | They lift and separate. Cross my heart. | 1.3086 | 0.04339 | 175 | 131 | 34 | 10 |
1011 | I hate strap marks. | 1.3085 | 0.04203 | 188 | 141 | 36 | 11 |
1012 | Uber at your service. I’ll be taking you over the traffic. | 1.3085 | 0.03891 | 201 | 148 | 44 | 9 |
1013 | And I can only assume your underwear doesn't have WiFi. | 1.3082 | 0.04817 | 146 | 110 | 27 | 9 |
1014 | After I got the order from Amazon I thought I'd keep them. | 1.3082 | 0.04914 | 146 | 111 | 25 | 10 |
1015 | And besides, who even has bootstraps these days? | 1.3082 | 0.04545 | 159 | 119 | 31 | 9 |
1016 | I've been looking all over for a pair of retro suspenders like those! | 1.3082 | 0.05043 | 159 | 125 | 19 | 15 |
1017 | Yeah? Do you think that stopped Wilbur and Orville? | 1.3082 | 0.04632 | 159 | 120 | 29 | 10 |
1018 | First Uber, then Lyft, now this. | 1.3081 | 0.04389 | 172 | 129 | 33 | 10 |
1019 | It's a great job, pal; Amazon Test Pilot! | 1.3081 | 0.04542 | 172 | 131 | 29 | 12 |
1020 | Sure it can be a little snug, but at least I don't look like an idiot. | 1.3081 | 0.04616 | 172 | 132 | 27 | 13 |
1021 | It’s Lyft 2.0 | 1.3081 | 0.04542 | 172 | 131 | 29 | 12 |
1022 | It’s uplifting! | 1.3081 | 0.04182 | 198 | 150 | 35 | 13 |
1023 | Hey, are those suspenders of disbelief? | 1.3077 | 0.04748 | 169 | 131 | 24 | 14 |
1024 | Lyft has found a better way to compete with Uber. | 1.3077 | 0.04409 | 195 | 151 | 28 | 16 |
1025 | Bill,I think there's an easier way to treat a double hernia. | 1.3077 | 0.04569 | 182 | 141 | 26 | 15 |
1026 | They hold up my pants, count my steps, and taze me if I'm about to offend anyone. | 1.3077 | 0.04779 | 156 | 119 | 26 | 11 |
1027 | My wife holds the controllers. | 1.3077 | 0.04692 | 156 | 118 | 28 | 10 |
1028 | Yup, great except for the wedgies. | 1.3077 | 0.04673 | 169 | 130 | 26 | 13 |
1029 | It's called Amazon Trousers." | 1.3073 | 0.04343 | 179 | 135 | 33 | 11 |
1030 | A belt and suspenders just didn't feel safe enough. | 1.3072 | 0.04329 | 166 | 123 | 35 | 8 |
1031 | I'm starting with suspenders, but my goal is utilizing the technology for a cutting edge bra. | 1.3072 | 0.04329 | 166 | 123 | 35 | 8 |
1032 | This thing just lifts me out of any objectionable conversations to a safe space | 1.3072 | 0.04495 | 166 | 125 | 31 | 10 |
1033 | Hi! I'm your Amazon Prime sales rep. | 1.3072 | 0.05018 | 153 | 119 | 21 | 13 |
1034 | My You Tube channel is exploding but taking a leak is getting problematic. | 1.3071 | 0.05354 | 140 | 110 | 17 | 13 |
1035 | Skipping the elevators is worth the wedgie | 1.3069 | 0.04381 | 189 | 145 | 30 | 14 |
1036 | Weird, yeah, but my pants stay up. | 1.3068 | 0.04242 | 176 | 131 | 36 | 9 |
1037 | Yeah, I guess suspenders would work too. | 1.3067 | 0.04632 | 163 | 124 | 28 | 11 |
1038 | These new low-rise jeans require more than just a belt and suspenders. | 1.3067 | 0.04629 | 150 | 112 | 30 | 8 |
1039 | And if I get lucky, I just throw ‘em in reverse. | 1.3065 | 0.04495 | 186 | 144 | 27 | 15 |
1040 | All yours can do is hold your pants up? | 1.3064 | 0.04519 | 173 | 132 | 29 | 12 |
1041 | It's the new entry level Tesla. | 1.3064 | 0.04368 | 173 | 130 | 33 | 10 |
1042 | That is soooo last season. | 1.3062 | 0.04521 | 160 | 120 | 31 | 9 |
1043 | I was skeptical, too, but this is where suspender technology is going... | 1.3062 | 0.04521 | 160 | 120 | 31 | 9 |
1044 | But they send me an alert on my phone if my pants fall down, what's more convenient than that? | 1.3062 | 0.04856 | 160 | 124 | 23 | 13 |
1045 | They are a great alternative to suspenders, one caveat, can't get within a 3 mile radius of airports" | 1.3062 | 0.04856 | 160 | 124 | 23 | 13 |
1046 | Let me have your phone so I can fly this thing. | 1.3061 | 0.04590 | 147 | 109 | 31 | 7 |
1047 | But enough of me droning on and on... | 1.3059 | 0.04339 | 170 | 127 | 34 | 9 |
1048 | Getting ready for the L train shut down. | 1.3057 | 0.04666 | 157 | 119 | 28 | 10 |
1049 | Remember the guy with the lawn chair and the helium balloons, well .... | 1.3057 | 0.04396 | 157 | 116 | 34 | 7 |
1050 | It’s completely relieved my neck pain. Now if only I could get rid of this new buzzing sensation in my ears... | 1.3057 | 0.04488 | 157 | 117 | 32 | 8 |
1051 | Sorry, I didn't mean to drone on. | 1.3057 | 0.04838 | 157 | 121 | 24 | 12 |
1052 | Seriously, it’s faster than the F Train. | 1.3057 | 0.04666 | 157 | 119 | 28 | 10 |
1053 | I'm your NeoLyft pilot; give me your hand and I'll fly you to your destination. | 1.3056 | 0.04176 | 180 | 134 | 37 | 9 |
1054 | If I lose just 5 more pounds I can go airborne | 1.3056 | 0.04250 | 180 | 135 | 35 | 10 |
1055 | I prefer bi-dronal. | 1.3054 | 0.04630 | 167 | 128 | 27 | 12 |
1056 | There's also a mode for flying me out of akward situations! | 1.3051 | 0.04371 | 177 | 134 | 32 | 11 |
1057 | The only downside is the occasional wedgie | 1.3051 | 0.04371 | 177 | 134 | 32 | 11 |
1058 | It's like walking on air. | 1.3051 | 0.04067 | 177 | 130 | 40 | 7 |
1059 | Wait ‘til you see how I tie my shoes. | 1.3051 | 0.04222 | 177 | 132 | 36 | 9 |
1060 | Excuse me, are you willing to take a brief survey? | 1.3051 | 0.04297 | 177 | 133 | 34 | 10 |
1061 | I just said, "Alexa, drone on" and here I am. | 1.3050 | 0.04925 | 141 | 107 | 25 | 9 |
1062 | She said she'd take me back when pigs fly! | 1.3049 | 0.04845 | 164 | 128 | 22 | 14 |
1063 | They also double as ceiling fans. | 1.3049 | 0.04442 | 164 | 123 | 32 | 9 |
1064 | Congratulations on achieving Amazon's Prime Platinum level, Mr. McShane! | 1.3049 | 0.04608 | 164 | 125 | 28 | 11 |
1065 | It's $2 a mile. Just grab my hand. | 1.3049 | 0.04526 | 164 | 124 | 30 | 10 |
1066 | I can leap tall buildings in a single bound! | 1.3043 | 0.04909 | 161 | 126 | 21 | 14 |
1067 | As a matter of fact, I AM wearing a cup. Why do you ask? | 1.3043 | 0.04497 | 161 | 121 | 31 | 9 |
1068 | But can your suspenders also do surveillance? | 1.3043 | 0.04113 | 184 | 137 | 38 | 9 |
1069 | They save on belts but do eat up batteries. | 1.3043 | 0.04582 | 161 | 122 | 29 | 10 |
1070 | Forget it looks silly, nobody will ever try to mug you if they know somebody is watching," | 1.3041 | 0.04396 | 171 | 129 | 32 | 10 |
1071 | I rode here with Amazon's new rideshare technology. Alexa, release! | 1.3041 | 0.04950 | 148 | 114 | 23 | 11 |
1072 | I feel 20 pounds lighter and I didn’t have to change my diet. | 1.3038 | 0.04640 | 158 | 120 | 28 | 10 |
1073 | Yeah, but the fit is sublime. | 1.3038 | 0.04640 | 158 | 120 | 28 | 10 |
1074 | If the other guy is standing his ground, it's flight and not fight for me. | 1.3038 | 0.04811 | 158 | 122 | 24 | 12 |
1075 | My wife said I couldn't keep my pants on. | 1.3036 | 0.04448 | 168 | 127 | 31 | 10 |
1076 | You'll never guess where I keep the controllers. | 1.3036 | 0.04448 | 168 | 127 | 31 | 10 |
1077 | Musk and Bezos are both doing it. | 1.3034 | 0.04727 | 145 | 109 | 28 | 8 |
1078 | My pants aren't the only thing they help stay up. | 1.3034 | 0.04125 | 178 | 132 | 38 | 8 |
1079 | They don't keep my pants up, but they do keep people away. | 1.3032 | 0.04425 | 155 | 115 | 33 | 7 |
1080 | It's a better view than the Holland Tunnel, and I got here in 15 minutes. | 1.3032 | 0.04330 | 155 | 114 | 35 | 6 |
1081 | I can't fly, but they keep my pants up | 1.3032 | 0.04701 | 155 | 118 | 27 | 10 |
1082 | Yes — it's the new iSuspenders | 1.3032 | 0.04611 | 155 | 117 | 29 | 9 |
1083 | Oh, no, I sold my car ages ago. Where can I drop you off? | 1.3030 | 0.04249 | 165 | 122 | 36 | 7 |
1084 | They have Wedgie Stablization Technology. | 1.3030 | 0.04419 | 165 | 124 | 32 | 9 |
1085 | The wedgie factor has drastically reduced with the latest firmware update | 1.3030 | 0.04663 | 165 | 127 | 26 | 12 |
1086 | It’s still cheaper than a metrocard | 1.3029 | 0.04400 | 175 | 133 | 31 | 11 |
1087 | Yeah..... helicopter parents are so twentieth century! | 1.3029 | 0.04547 | 175 | 135 | 27 | 13 |
1088 | I was tired of relying on bystanders to shoot the videos of police harassing me. | 1.3027 | 0.04371 | 185 | 142 | 30 | 13 |
1089 | And then, last week, in church, the batteries died. | 1.3026 | 0.04671 | 152 | 115 | 28 | 9 |
1090 | I admire your bold retro style. | 1.3026 | 0.04382 | 152 | 112 | 34 | 6 |
1091 | Why do you ask? | 1.3025 | 0.04473 | 162 | 122 | 31 | 9 |
1092 | At first Joe was interested in hearing about Jim's new high-tech suspenders, but then Jim kept droning on. | 1.3025 | 0.04803 | 162 | 126 | 23 | 13 |
1093 | Now I can take airborne pictures of me taking drone selfies. | 1.3025 | 0.04723 | 162 | 125 | 25 | 12 |
1094 | They pay for themselves with the free haircuts. | 1.3025 | 0.04473 | 162 | 122 | 31 | 9 |
1095 | Let's just say they keep everything up. | 1.3025 | 0.04298 | 162 | 120 | 35 | 7 |
1096 | Just don't let your kids get a hold of the controls. | 1.3025 | 0.04116 | 162 | 118 | 39 | 5 |
1097 | Sorry, I don't mean to drone on and on. | 1.3023 | 0.04374 | 172 | 130 | 32 | 10 |
1098 | Fidget spinners have come a long way. | 1.3023 | 0.04052 | 172 | 126 | 40 | 6 |
1099 | But wait, there’s more! | 1.3020 | 0.04538 | 149 | 111 | 31 | 7 |
1100 | And before you know it, I'm looking in the windows of a 737. | 1.3020 | 0.04733 | 149 | 113 | 27 | 9 |
1101 | What I save on cabs, I spend on underwear. | 1.3019 | 0.04615 | 159 | 121 | 28 | 10 |
1102 | I can tell the suspense is killing you. | 1.3019 | 0.04701 | 159 | 122 | 26 | 11 |
1103 | I can drop you anywhere in town. | 1.3019 | 0.04785 | 159 | 123 | 24 | 12 |
1104 | They hold my pants up, up, and away. | 1.3018 | 0.04658 | 169 | 131 | 25 | 13 |
1105 | It’s their latest service - Uber Wedgie. | 1.3018 | 0.04426 | 169 | 128 | 31 | 10 |
1106 | Keeps me cool AND holds my pants up. | 1.3018 | 0.04426 | 169 | 128 | 31 | 10 |
1107 | Yes they ARE holding up my pants | 1.3017 | 0.04181 | 179 | 134 | 36 | 9 |
1108 | It’s still in beta. | 1.3012 | 0.04396 | 166 | 125 | 32 | 9 |
1109 | I’m Geoff. What was it you ordered again? | 1.3012 | 0.04313 | 166 | 124 | 34 | 8 |
1110 | But enough of my droning, what's new with you? | 1.3012 | 0.04717 | 166 | 129 | 24 | 13 |
1111 | I'll be able to see Russia... | 1.3012 | 0.04794 | 166 | 130 | 22 | 14 |
1112 | By 2020 amazon hope to have eradicated plumber's crack. | 1.3012 | 0.04313 | 166 | 124 | 34 | 8 |
1113 | How do you like my quads? | 1.3011 | 0.04524 | 176 | 136 | 27 | 13 |
1114 | Hey man, suspenders went out with flip phones. | 1.3011 | 0.04595 | 176 | 137 | 25 | 14 |
1115 | So that's how I put them on both legs at a time! | 1.3011 | 0.04378 | 176 | 134 | 31 | 11 |
1116 | You criticizing me, Belt-and-Suspenders Man? | 1.3011 | 0.04146 | 186 | 140 | 36 | 10 |
1117 | It turns out this is cheaper than Uber. | 1.3007 | 0.04763 | 143 | 108 | 27 | 8 |
1118 | It’s Lift and Separate...for MEN! | 1.3007 | 0.04645 | 153 | 116 | 28 | 9 |
1119 | Did you forget it’s casual Fly-day? | 1.3007 | 0.04645 | 153 | 116 | 28 | 9 |
1120 | The downside is that if my pants do fall down, its all filmed in HD. | 1.3006 | 0.04186 | 163 | 120 | 37 | 6 |
1121 | Seriously, I don't know what I did before Amazon... | 1.3006 | 0.04533 | 163 | 124 | 29 | 10 |
1122 | Yours are nice, but mine are fly. | 1.3006 | 0.04275 | 173 | 130 | 34 | 9 |
1123 | ...and it’s driverless. | 1.3005 | 0.04109 | 193 | 146 | 36 | 11 |
1124 | Do you want a lift? | 1.3000 | 0.04758 | 160 | 124 | 24 | 12 |
1125 | Not only do they keep my pants up but they keep me cool | 1.3000 | 0.04558 | 170 | 131 | 27 | 12 |
1126 | They're also great for sox and zippers. | 1.3000 | 0.04323 | 170 | 128 | 33 | 9 |
1127 | I'm getting beamed up as soon as my kid figures out which button to push on the remote | 1.3000 | 0.04935 | 140 | 107 | 24 | 9 |
1128 | The wedgies aren't ideal, but the NSA pays me a comfortable amount. | 1.3000 | 0.04512 | 150 | 112 | 31 | 7 |
1129 | I'm just out walking my drones. | 1.3000 | 0.04403 | 170 | 129 | 31 | 10 |
1130 | They keep my neighbor’s drone from catching me with my pants down. | 1.2994 | 0.04357 | 177 | 135 | 31 | 11 |
1131 | Dude, suspenders are so yesterday. | 1.2994 | 0.04207 | 177 | 133 | 35 | 9 |
1132 | I'm a vertical guy in a horizontal city. | 1.2994 | 0.04119 | 167 | 123 | 38 | 6 |
1133 | Take my hand, I’ll show you the world. | 1.2994 | 0.04536 | 167 | 128 | 28 | 11 |
1134 | The drones aren't that impressive, it's how I'm controlling them. | 1.2994 | 0.04206 | 167 | 124 | 36 | 7 |
1135 | Yeah, it's a problem in the bathroom. | 1.2994 | 0.04455 | 167 | 127 | 30 | 10 |
1136 | ...And, when I step on the scales, I weigh nothing! | 1.2994 | 0.04649 | 157 | 120 | 27 | 10 |
1137 | And I've a smaller one that opens zippers. | 1.2989 | 0.04578 | 184 | 145 | 23 | 16 |
1138 | Real men don't wear suspenders, Dude. | 1.2989 | 0.04379 | 184 | 142 | 29 | 13 |
1139 | They're called Dronegarees, it's the latest fad. | 1.2988 | 0.04509 | 164 | 125 | 29 | 10 |
1140 | I progressed from a fidget spinner | 1.2988 | 0.04509 | 164 | 125 | 29 | 10 |
1141 | I gave up suspenders - they caused people to stare at me. | 1.2988 | 0.04592 | 164 | 126 | 27 | 11 |
1142 | Now I can look at my phone while crossing the street, only THIS time I’ll be able to see the car that hits me. | 1.2987 | 0.04710 | 154 | 118 | 26 | 10 |
1143 | I got the suspenders from Amazon WITH the extended support plan.., | 1.2987 | 0.04799 | 154 | 119 | 24 | 11 |
1144 | Just because I have the money to do it. | 1.2986 | 0.04836 | 144 | 110 | 25 | 9 |
1145 | Apparently, my wife still hasn't got over the fact that I cheated on her. | 1.2986 | 0.04735 | 144 | 109 | 27 | 8 |
1146 | I don't mean to be droning on and on. | 1.2982 | 0.04684 | 171 | 134 | 23 | 14 |
1147 | So then I thought to myself, "Sometimes you just need to take a chance". | 1.2982 | 0.04302 | 171 | 129 | 33 | 9 |
1148 | Listen, you have to take chances in fashion. | 1.2981 | 0.04303 | 161 | 120 | 34 | 7 |
1149 | I suspendered my disbelief a long time ago. | 1.2981 | 0.04392 | 161 | 121 | 32 | 8 |
1150 | And then she threatened to turn on the ceiling fan. | 1.2981 | 0.04565 | 161 | 123 | 28 | 10 |
1151 | Not Uber, this is Hover | 1.2981 | 0.04303 | 161 | 120 | 34 | 7 |
1152 | Suspenders are so last season... | 1.2981 | 0.04023 | 161 | 117 | 40 | 4 |
1153 | No more lower back pain! | 1.2979 | 0.04694 | 141 | 106 | 28 | 7 |
1154 | Mr. Musk thinks it has potential.... | 1.2976 | 0.04432 | 168 | 128 | 30 | 10 |
1155 | They pick up the slack. | 1.2976 | 0.04351 | 168 | 127 | 32 | 9 |
1156 | But you said I should drop by anytime. | 1.2976 | 0.04667 | 168 | 131 | 24 | 13 |
1157 | I'll be in touch later. Have to take a look in my apartment. I think my wife is having an affair. | 1.2975 | 0.04445 | 158 | 119 | 31 | 8 |
1158 | They're from Skymall | 1.2975 | 0.04623 | 158 | 121 | 27 | 10 |
1159 | I'm waiting for Lyft. | 1.2975 | 0.04794 | 158 | 123 | 23 | 12 |
1160 | Only this perpetual wedgie will keep me distracted from the news. | 1.2975 | 0.04794 | 158 | 123 | 23 | 12 |
1161 | The system still has a few flaws: Last week I was delivered to a prison exercise yard. | 1.2975 | 0.04710 | 158 | 122 | 25 | 11 |
1162 | Look,this is cheaper than airplane tickets,and I have WAY more leg room. | 1.2973 | 0.04442 | 148 | 110 | 32 | 6 |
1163 | Well, yeah, it does make riding the subway a challenge. | 1.2973 | 0.04221 | 185 | 141 | 33 | 11 |
1164 | Loving the retro look bro. | 1.2973 | 0.04337 | 148 | 109 | 34 | 5 |
1165 | I saved a bundle by not getting the camera. | 1.2971 | 0.04233 | 175 | 132 | 34 | 9 |
1166 | They're great for keeping your pants up… not so great for unzipping your fly. | 1.2971 | 0.04233 | 175 | 132 | 34 | 9 |
1167 | If you're impressed now, wait to you see them at work in the men's room. | 1.2971 | 0.04532 | 175 | 136 | 26 | 13 |
1168 | Did you see the guy with the Amazon T-shirt holding the control stick? | 1.2971 | 0.04869 | 138 | 105 | 25 | 8 |
1169 | I find it better than being an office drone. | 1.2970 | 0.04143 | 165 | 122 | 37 | 6 |
1170 | It’s worth the wedgies | 1.2968 | 0.04310 | 155 | 115 | 34 | 6 |
1171 | My kids PROMISED they’d walk them. | 1.2968 | 0.04593 | 155 | 118 | 28 | 9 |
1172 | Dro-penders, bro. Dro-penders. | 1.2968 | 0.04310 | 155 | 115 | 34 | 6 |
1173 | You're lucky your wife trusts you. | 1.2966 | 0.05002 | 145 | 113 | 21 | 11 |
1174 | Once I get home, I can see how my day went. Then I can edit it, maybe add music, and post it, of course. | 1.2965 | 0.04359 | 172 | 131 | 31 | 10 |
1175 | Were you suspended by Amazon,too? | 1.2965 | 0.04200 | 172 | 129 | 35 | 8 |
1176 | Mostly, I activate them when the dating service meetup is not going well. | 1.2963 | 0.04624 | 162 | 125 | 26 | 11 |
1177 | This is why we need more women in STEM. | 1.2963 | 0.05098 | 162 | 131 | 14 | 17 |
1178 | Your tall brunette named Ryan has arrived from Amazon | 1.2963 | 0.04787 | 162 | 127 | 22 | 13 |
1179 | 100 bucks I can fly by the seat of my pants... | 1.2963 | 0.04280 | 162 | 121 | 34 | 7 |
1180 | Suspenders 2.0 | 1.2961 | 0.03853 | 179 | 131 | 43 | 5 |
1181 | I can deliver you | 1.2961 | 0.04241 | 179 | 136 | 33 | 10 |
1182 | It's noisy, but it beats taking the D train. | 1.2961 | 0.04652 | 152 | 116 | 27 | 9 |
1183 | Excuse me for droning on and on. | 1.2958 | 0.05173 | 142 | 112 | 18 | 12 |
1184 | They’re great but whenever I walk down stairs I get a wedgie. | 1.2956 | 0.04768 | 159 | 124 | 23 | 12 |
1185 | But at least it’s an iWedgie. | 1.2956 | 0.04421 | 159 | 120 | 31 | 8 |
1186 | Can you believe it still takes me 30 minutes to go through TSA? | 1.2956 | 0.04510 | 159 | 121 | 29 | 9 |
1187 | That's not the only thing they keep up | 1.2956 | 0.04684 | 159 | 123 | 25 | 11 |
1188 | Not only this, but I got a rocket in my pocket, too. | 1.2956 | 0.04330 | 159 | 119 | 33 | 7 |
1189 | You did order through Amazon Prime? | 1.2956 | 0.04768 | 159 | 124 | 23 | 12 |
1190 | Do these drones make my butt look big? | 1.2955 | 0.04437 | 176 | 136 | 28 | 12 |
1191 | Forgive me, I must drone on. | 1.2955 | 0.04212 | 176 | 133 | 34 | 9 |
1192 | Welcome to Lyft Lite! | 1.2955 | 0.05128 | 132 | 102 | 21 | 9 |
1193 | It's my take on the guy with the lawn chairs and balloons! | 1.2955 | 0.04288 | 176 | 134 | 32 | 10 |
1194 | It keeps mosquitos away. | 1.2953 | 0.04617 | 149 | 113 | 28 | 8 |
1195 | And my wife said I wouldn’t find a use. | 1.2953 | 0.04617 | 149 | 113 | 28 | 8 |
1196 | Elon Musk says it's gonna disrupt the belts industry | 1.2952 | 0.04210 | 166 | 124 | 35 | 7 |
1197 | I'd give you one but they're joined at my hip. | 1.2952 | 0.04778 | 166 | 131 | 21 | 14 |
1198 | The horror of the 1997 Nuclear Wedgie came screaming back into Franklin's mind. | 1.2951 | 0.04454 | 183 | 143 | 26 | 14 |
1199 | Uber Walks sent me. Where do you want to go today? | 1.2951 | 0.04317 | 183 | 141 | 30 | 12 |
1200 | Did you call an Uber? | 1.2949 | 0.04745 | 156 | 121 | 24 | 11 |
1201 | New pants from Amazon. | 1.2949 | 0.04567 | 156 | 119 | 28 | 9 |
1202 | So far, there hasn’t been any collateral damage. | 1.2949 | 0.04382 | 156 | 117 | 32 | 7 |
1203 | But I’m really hoping to pitch this to Victoria’s Secret. I mean, talk about a Wonder Bra. | 1.2948 | 0.04337 | 173 | 132 | 31 | 10 |
1204 | As good as suspenders -- until the batteries die. | 1.2948 | 0.04179 | 173 | 130 | 35 | 8 |
1205 | They came with free shipping. | 1.2948 | 0.03844 | 173 | 126 | 43 | 4 |
1206 | It's safer than a driverless car. | 1.2947 | 0.04070 | 190 | 144 | 36 | 10 |
1207 | Sure, but what's holding up your ego? | 1.2945 | 0.05066 | 146 | 115 | 19 | 12 |
1208 | They are the new Air Jordans. | 1.2945 | 0.04168 | 163 | 121 | 36 | 6 |
1209 | I got these suspenders on Amazon. | 1.2945 | 0.04258 | 163 | 122 | 34 | 7 |
1210 | I'm disrupting the walking industry. | 1.2945 | 0.04346 | 163 | 123 | 32 | 8 |
1211 | Your hover driver is here | 1.2945 | 0.04432 | 163 | 124 | 30 | 9 |
1212 | You ordered a husband on Amazon? | 1.2945 | 0.04432 | 163 | 124 | 30 | 9 |
1213 | Come on live a little, grab my hand. | 1.2944 | 0.04146 | 180 | 136 | 35 | 9 |
1214 | They're both controlled by a single joystick. | 1.2944 | 0.04365 | 180 | 139 | 29 | 12 |
1215 | I don't mean to drone on.... | 1.2941 | 0.04543 | 170 | 132 | 26 | 12 |
1216 | They allow my pants to operate 100% hands free, when in autonomous mode. | 1.2941 | 0.04796 | 136 | 103 | 26 | 7 |
1217 | Inexplicably, she wants me to take up golf again" | 1.2941 | 0.04626 | 153 | 117 | 27 | 9 |
1218 | My startup is disrupting the suspender industry. | 1.2941 | 0.04238 | 153 | 113 | 35 | 5 |
1219 | The only problem is the batteries run out without warning. | 1.2938 | 0.04415 | 177 | 137 | 28 | 12 |
1220 | First it was a piece of rawhide around the waist, then the belt was invented, then suspenders, and now, this crowning achievement. | 1.2938 | 0.04114 | 177 | 133 | 36 | 8 |
1221 | There are suspenders, and then there are suspenders. | 1.2937 | 0.04397 | 160 | 121 | 31 | 8 |
1222 | Yeah, you miss a payment, and Amazon repos your pants. | 1.2937 | 0.04741 | 160 | 125 | 23 | 12 |
1223 | This way I know I'm covered until the Me Too movement dies down. | 1.2937 | 0.04824 | 160 | 126 | 21 | 13 |
1224 | Puts the ‘suspend’ in suspenders, don’t you think? | 1.2937 | 0.04307 | 160 | 120 | 33 | 7 |
1225 | I just got sick and tired of paying for parking. | 1.2937 | 0.04637 | 143 | 108 | 28 | 7 |
1226 | Excuse me, sir. Do these pants make me look crazy? | 1.2934 | 0.04599 | 167 | 130 | 25 | 12 |
1227 | They hold up my pants well, but their photos don’t do me justice. | 1.2934 | 0.04357 | 167 | 127 | 31 | 9 |
1228 | I decided to embrace technology instead of fighting it. | 1.2933 | 0.04590 | 150 | 114 | 28 | 8 |
1229 | I find that if I do not keep them on leash, they chase other drones! | 1.2933 | 0.04590 | 150 | 114 | 28 | 8 |
1230 | I put my pants like everybody else, one drone at a time | 1.2933 | 0.04288 | 150 | 111 | 34 | 5 |
1231 | My wife said get rid of the plumber's crack or she'd get rid of me. | 1.2933 | 0.04687 | 150 | 115 | 26 | 9 |
1232 | They'll pick up most anything...other than chicks. | 1.2933 | 0.04874 | 150 | 117 | 22 | 11 |
1233 | They ride a little to the left, but I'm into that. | 1.2931 | 0.04158 | 174 | 131 | 35 | 8 |
1234 | I'm not bragging, but I needed two because of the size of my package. | 1.2931 | 0.04391 | 174 | 134 | 29 | 11 |
1235 | Strap these on and say goodbye to unsightly plumber butt and chronic wedgies. | 1.2931 | 0.04315 | 174 | 133 | 31 | 10 |
1236 | Cuts my commute in half. | 1.2931 | 0.04237 | 174 | 132 | 33 | 9 |
1237 | I call 'em Orville and Wilbur | 1.2930 | 0.04631 | 157 | 121 | 26 | 10 |
1238 | It's house arrest, but they let me walk around the block. | 1.2930 | 0.04167 | 157 | 116 | 36 | 5 |
1239 | I call them overspenders. | 1.2929 | 0.04914 | 140 | 108 | 23 | 9 |
1240 | They hold up my pants and the noise drowns out the flatulence. | 1.2929 | 0.05119 | 140 | 110 | 19 | 11 |
1241 | This only happens during mating season | 1.2928 | 0.04127 | 181 | 137 | 35 | 9 |
1242 | Just search 'hands-free infinity suspenders' in the app store. | 1.2927 | 0.04575 | 164 | 127 | 26 | 11 |
1243 | I take “suspenders” literally. | 1.2927 | 0.04575 | 164 | 127 | 26 | 11 |
1244 | Yes your system is better at the urinal | 1.2927 | 0.04575 | 164 | 127 | 26 | 11 |
1245 | Did you order the Uber Express? | 1.2927 | 0.04492 | 164 | 126 | 28 | 10 |
1246 | Suspenders hold my pants up, but they make me look old. | 1.2926 | 0.04023 | 188 | 142 | 37 | 9 |
1247 | I'm saving thousands in tolls every year. | 1.2925 | 0.04340 | 147 | 109 | 33 | 5 |
1248 | Mary Poppins' got nothin' on me. | 1.2924 | 0.04365 | 171 | 131 | 30 | 10 |
1249 | You know, you could just wear pants that fit... | 1.2924 | 0.04365 | 171 | 131 | 30 | 10 |
1250 | It gets great videos and keeps my pants up. | 1.2922 | 0.04781 | 154 | 120 | 23 | 11 |
1251 | And they have patented 'anti-wedgy' technology. | 1.2922 | 0.04691 | 154 | 119 | 25 | 10 |
1252 | I like to dress conservatively but with a hint of trendiness. | 1.2921 | 0.03771 | 178 | 130 | 44 | 4 |
1253 | Uber just stepped up their game. | 1.2921 | 0.04171 | 178 | 135 | 34 | 9 |
1254 | I’m like everyone else, I put my pants on one drone at a time. | 1.2919 | 0.04284 | 161 | 121 | 33 | 7 |
1255 | These days you have to learn to put your pants on...one drone at a time ! | 1.2919 | 0.04548 | 161 | 124 | 27 | 10 |
1256 | One leg at a time, just like you. | 1.2919 | 0.04548 | 161 | 124 | 27 | 10 |
1257 | This is the newest feature of Amazon, you deliver yourself, for a small fee! | 1.2919 | 0.04099 | 161 | 119 | 37 | 5 |
1258 | Mind holding these while I go to the john? | 1.2919 | 0.04065 | 185 | 140 | 36 | 9 |
1259 | Still less ridiculous than Uggs for men. | 1.2917 | 0.04416 | 168 | 129 | 29 | 10 |
1260 | Disruptors don't walk, bro. | 1.2917 | 0.04334 | 168 | 128 | 31 | 9 |
1261 | Yeah! And people also laughed at Dick Tracy and his stupid watch! | 1.2917 | 0.04251 | 168 | 127 | 33 | 8 |
1262 | It's legit-- Uber Piggy-back. Trust me. | 1.2917 | 0.04503 | 144 | 108 | 30 | 6 |
1263 | Five bucks gets you across Broadway without getting hit by a bus! | 1.2917 | 0.04503 | 144 | 108 | 30 | 6 |
1264 | I registered for prime and now it only takes me two business days to get home. | 1.2914 | 0.04517 | 175 | 137 | 25 | 13 |
1265 | I thought it was a great idea, too...until I was giving a speech at work and the batteries died! | 1.2914 | 0.04370 | 175 | 135 | 29 | 11 |
1266 | I don't know how I existed without smart suspenders. | 1.2914 | 0.04217 | 175 | 133 | 33 | 9 |
1267 | They're taking me for a walk. | 1.2914 | 0.04517 | 175 | 137 | 25 | 13 |
1268 | Nah, my dogs are just lazy and would rather watch our walks. | 1.2914 | 0.04845 | 151 | 118 | 22 | 11 |
1269 | Want a lift? | 1.2911 | 0.04861 | 158 | 125 | 20 | 13 |
1270 | ...and, I'm saving a fortune on belts. | 1.2911 | 0.04427 | 158 | 120 | 30 | 8 |
1271 | They hold my pants up, create a nice breeze, and cost way more than your low tech suspenders. | 1.2911 | 0.04605 | 158 | 122 | 26 | 10 |
1272 | Greetings, citizen, I’m the Drone Ranger.... | 1.2909 | 0.04551 | 165 | 128 | 26 | 11 |
1273 | You may be fashion-forward. This is fashion-upward! | 1.2909 | 0.04213 | 165 | 124 | 34 | 7 |
1274 | Skymall. | 1.2909 | 0.04631 | 165 | 129 | 24 | 12 |
1275 | Ya gotta hand it to Lyft – they’re way ahead of the competition. | 1.2909 | 0.04710 | 165 | 130 | 22 | 13 |
1276 | And each one has a camera to tell me if my shoelaces are tied. | 1.2908 | 0.04671 | 141 | 107 | 27 | 7 |
1277 | "Watch this. Beam me up Scotties." | 1.2907 | 0.04264 | 172 | 131 | 32 | 9 |
1278 | I save a bundle on belts and I can skip the escalators at the mall. | 1.2907 | 0.04183 | 172 | 130 | 34 | 8 |
1279 | Indoors can be a problem. | 1.2905 | 0.04623 | 148 | 113 | 27 | 8 |
1280 | You said you wanted a product that would suspend belief! | 1.2905 | 0.04818 | 148 | 115 | 23 | 10 |
1281 | Suspenders, but with a constant feed to all my social media! | 1.2905 | 0.04226 | 179 | 137 | 32 | 10 |
1282 | If you can think of a more practical way to keep my pants up, I’d like to hear it. | 1.2905 | 0.04299 | 179 | 138 | 30 | 11 |
1283 | I'm logging 50,000 steps a day on my fitness tracker with no effort! | 1.2903 | 0.04574 | 155 | 119 | 27 | 9 |
1284 | Even if you don't fly it will give you a nice buzz | 1.2903 | 0.04574 | 155 | 119 | 27 | 9 |
1285 | Man.. Those suspenders are so last century! | 1.2903 | 0.04191 | 155 | 115 | 35 | 5 |
1286 | Why, to hold my pants up, of course.... | 1.2901 | 0.04690 | 162 | 127 | 23 | 12 |
1287 | I put 4 million into their Kickstarter campaign, but I got to keep the prototype! | 1.2901 | 0.04771 | 162 | 128 | 21 | 13 |
1288 | Not only does it help keep my pants up but it also provides some personal space in crowded areas. | 1.2901 | 0.04170 | 162 | 121 | 35 | 6 |
1289 | I should have Googled, 'Keep Pants Up No Batteries'. Where'd you get those?" | 1.2899 | 0.04393 | 169 | 130 | 29 | 10 |
1290 | dronewalking is a sideline; i'm really an actor | 1.2899 | 0.04627 | 169 | 133 | 23 | 13 |
1291 | I know I tend to drone on a bit. | 1.2899 | 0.04551 | 169 | 132 | 25 | 12 |
1292 | I like to keep an eye on myself. | 1.2899 | 0.04623 | 138 | 104 | 28 | 6 |
1293 | So I asked myself, ‘self, do you want spend one more second on F train?’ | 1.2899 | 0.04736 | 138 | 105 | 26 | 7 |
1294 | My pants fit fine. These are to hold up my underwear. | 1.2898 | 0.04038 | 176 | 132 | 37 | 7 |
1295 | Taking my pet Drones for a walk.. | 1.2897 | 0.04885 | 145 | 113 | 22 | 10 |
1296 | No offense, but my thinking was..."anything but suspenders". | 1.2896 | 0.04232 | 183 | 141 | 31 | 11 |
1297 | I added a bow tie,.. but then I almost died. | 1.2895 | 0.04995 | 152 | 121 | 18 | 13 |
1298 | Yes, like my wife says, I am definitely a helicopter parent | 1.2895 | 0.04633 | 152 | 117 | 26 | 9 |
1299 | The occasional atomic wedgie is a small price to pay for the added security against pickpockets. | 1.2895 | 0.04726 | 152 | 118 | 24 | 10 |
1300 | Those suspenders are sooooo 2005! | 1.2895 | 0.04538 | 152 | 116 | 28 | 8 |
1301 | Sure it’s a prototype, but the casualty rates have been very low. | 1.2893 | 0.04311 | 159 | 120 | 32 | 7 |
1302 | I know, I could’ve just settled on a belt...but this is 2018! | 1.2893 | 0.04311 | 159 | 120 | 32 | 7 |
1303 | I just try to stay away from schools when the batteries get low. | 1.2893 | 0.04492 | 159 | 122 | 28 | 9 |
1304 | My first one seemed lonely. | 1.2893 | 0.04311 | 159 | 120 | 32 | 7 |
1305 | This way I can avoid the subway. | 1.2892 | 0.04445 | 166 | 128 | 28 | 10 |
1306 | They are great! Do you have a charger I could borrow? | 1.2892 | 0.04445 | 166 | 128 | 28 | 10 |
1307 | Sorry, I can't hear you over the sound of how hip my pants are. | 1.2892 | 0.04527 | 166 | 129 | 26 | 11 |
1308 | And the updraft keeps my hair in place. | 1.2890 | 0.04398 | 173 | 134 | 28 | 11 |
1309 | This would work like a charm if it wasn't for the pigeons. | 1.2890 | 0.04162 | 173 | 131 | 34 | 8 |
1310 | The hardest part was figuring out what my upseam was. | 1.2890 | 0.04242 | 173 | 132 | 32 | 9 |
1311 | It keeps the pants up and you feel 20 pounds lighter on your feet. | 1.2890 | 0.03997 | 173 | 129 | 38 | 6 |
1312 | I’m sorry, am I droning on again? | 1.2890 | 0.04548 | 173 | 136 | 24 | 13 |
1313 | I call them suspendered animation! | 1.2890 | 0.04474 | 173 | 135 | 26 | 12 |
1314 | They're the newest thing in hands-free, but I have to be near a charger when the batteries die or else. | 1.2888 | 0.04303 | 187 | 146 | 28 | 13 |
1315 | But you can't literally 'suspend' from yours, can you? | 1.2887 | 0.04749 | 142 | 109 | 25 | 8 |
1316 | I just think suspenders are too much of a statement.” | 1.2887 | 0.04129 | 194 | 150 | 32 | 12 |
1317 | I put tape over the camera for privacy | 1.2886 | 0.04790 | 149 | 116 | 23 | 10 |
1318 | Keeps your pants up and gives off a nice breeze at the same time. | 1.2886 | 0.04694 | 149 | 115 | 25 | 9 |
1319 | They’re called suspenders? What a great idea. | 1.2886 | 0.04790 | 149 | 116 | 23 | 10 |
1320 | With the pull of these puppies there's no chance that I'll moon anyone. | 1.2886 | 0.04395 | 149 | 112 | 31 | 6 |
1321 | Sure, it seems like the perfect solution until you figure in the cost of batteries! | 1.2885 | 0.04456 | 156 | 119 | 29 | 8 |
1322 | They're called Suspendrones. | 1.2885 | 0.04456 | 156 | 119 | 29 | 8 |
1323 | Who needs Uber? | 1.2885 | 0.04363 | 156 | 118 | 31 | 7 |
1324 | You’re not supposed to wear a belt with suspenders. | 1.2883 | 0.04664 | 163 | 128 | 23 | 12 |
1325 | Give you a lift | 1.2883 | 0.04499 | 163 | 126 | 27 | 10 |
1326 | Let's take this one to Shark Tank. | 1.2883 | 0.04499 | 163 | 126 | 27 | 10 |
1327 | So far their artificial intelligence has only learned to keep my pants up | 1.2883 | 0.04582 | 163 | 127 | 25 | 11 |
1328 | THERE'S NO DOWN SIDE. | 1.2883 | 0.04582 | 163 | 127 | 25 | 11 |
1329 | You think this is great, I have one that can be connected to my fly. | 1.2883 | 0.04414 | 163 | 125 | 29 | 9 |
1330 | seriously...it's like I'm not even wearing pants! | 1.2882 | 0.04208 | 170 | 129 | 33 | 8 |
1331 | I spent too much time at The Sharper Image. | 1.2882 | 0.04370 | 170 | 131 | 29 | 10 |
1332 | Yes,it's cool,but I feel bad about the two guys I fired. | 1.2881 | 0.04251 | 177 | 136 | 31 | 10 |
1333 | Yeah, but can YOUR suspenders deliver PIZZA? | 1.2881 | 0.04018 | 177 | 133 | 37 | 7 |
1334 | To keep my pants up, of course. | 1.2881 | 0.04326 | 177 | 137 | 29 | 11 |
1335 | Technically they're still suspenders | 1.2881 | 0.03855 | 177 | 131 | 41 | 5 |
1336 | I'm just trying to create a little buzz around here! | 1.2878 | 0.04706 | 139 | 106 | 26 | 7 |
1337 | They’ve really taken the weight off my shoulders. | 1.2877 | 0.04555 | 146 | 111 | 28 | 7 |
1338 | I should probably figure out who's driving these things. | 1.2876 | 0.04512 | 153 | 117 | 28 | 8 |
1339 | I'm taking man-spreading to whole new levels. | 1.2876 | 0.04789 | 153 | 120 | 22 | 11 |
1340 | Avoiding the subway is worth the oppressive wedgies. | 1.2876 | 0.04317 | 153 | 115 | 32 | 6 |
1341 | Their purpose? Hold my pants up - what else! | 1.2875 | 0.04640 | 160 | 125 | 24 | 11 |
1342 | In this #MeToo era, you can't be too careful. | 1.2874 | 0.04256 | 167 | 127 | 32 | 8 |
1343 | Which way to the Met Gala? | 1.2874 | 0.04422 | 167 | 129 | 28 | 10 |
1344 | My belt broke. | 1.2874 | 0.04221 | 174 | 133 | 32 | 9 |
1345 | There are some perks working for Amazon. | 1.2874 | 0.04299 | 174 | 134 | 30 | 10 |
1346 | Yes, I am absolutely terrified. | 1.2872 | 0.04216 | 188 | 146 | 30 | 12 |
1347 | They keep my pants up; fifteen minutes at a time. | 1.2867 | 0.04824 | 143 | 111 | 23 | 9 |
1348 | Hey, I see you’re into suspenders too! | 1.2867 | 0.04396 | 143 | 107 | 31 | 5 |
1349 | I still put them on one leg at a time. How they stay up is my business. | 1.2867 | 0.04824 | 143 | 111 | 23 | 9 |
1350 | The wedgie is worth the convenience. | 1.2867 | 0.04667 | 150 | 116 | 25 | 9 |
1351 | I'm a drone parent. | 1.2867 | 0.04855 | 150 | 118 | 21 | 11 |
1352 | I got them on Amazon. They're called The Suspenders of Damocles. | 1.2867 | 0.04855 | 150 | 118 | 21 | 11 |
1353 | Suspenders?! And you wonder why you cannot get a date? | 1.2867 | 0.04667 | 150 | 116 | 25 | 9 |
1354 | It drowns out my tinnitus | 1.2866 | 0.04146 | 157 | 117 | 35 | 5 |
1355 | ...but listen to me droning on - how have you been? | 1.2866 | 0.04523 | 157 | 121 | 27 | 9 |
1356 | These drones are guards, my slacks a prison, and my dick, a convicted felon. | 1.2866 | 0.04798 | 164 | 131 | 19 | 14 |
1357 | It's all about the support. | 1.2866 | 0.04558 | 164 | 128 | 25 | 11 |
1358 | I'm thinking of calling them "suspendrones." What do you think? | 1.2866 | 0.04558 | 164 | 128 | 25 | 11 |
1359 | If you're clumsy you can get a free hair cut out of them, too. | 1.2865 | 0.04426 | 171 | 133 | 27 | 11 |
1360 | Sure, a belt is more practical. You don't have to drone on and on about it. | 1.2865 | 0.04187 | 171 | 130 | 33 | 8 |
1361 | Do you have a flip phone to go with that outfit? | 1.2865 | 0.04426 | 171 | 133 | 27 | 11 |
1362 | This way I can focus full time on my social media without missing anything in real life. | 1.2865 | 0.04305 | 178 | 138 | 29 | 11 |
1363 | They provide my pants with support and me with companionship. | 1.2864 | 0.03988 | 199 | 153 | 35 | 11 |
1364 | Belts will be obsolete | 1.2857 | 0.04479 | 168 | 131 | 26 | 11 |
1365 | I’m taking my drones out for a walk. | 1.2857 | 0.04729 | 147 | 114 | 24 | 9 |
1366 | Just like everyone else, I put my pants on one leg at a time. | 1.2857 | 0.04149 | 168 | 127 | 34 | 7 |
1367 | Think of them as 'the bitcoin of suspenders.' | 1.2857 | 0.04391 | 154 | 117 | 30 | 7 |
1368 | I thought it meant they would deliver the belt by drone | 1.2857 | 0.04355 | 161 | 123 | 30 | 8 |
1369 | Forgot my belt? No, I lost my remotes. | 1.2857 | 0.04317 | 168 | 129 | 30 | 9 |
1370 | You didn’t know that Popular Mechanics bought GQ? | 1.2857 | 0.04487 | 154 | 118 | 28 | 8 |
1371 | A wedgie is a small price to pay for fashion. | 1.2857 | 0.04391 | 154 | 117 | 30 | 7 |
1372 | Suspenders make me look old | 1.2857 | 0.04762 | 154 | 121 | 22 | 11 |
1373 | We ran out of Segways. | 1.2857 | 0.04165 | 182 | 140 | 32 | 10 |
1374 | Yeah but I tried everything else to get it up | 1.2857 | 0.04277 | 175 | 135 | 30 | 10 |
1375 | Got a minute to learn about bitcoin? | 1.2857 | 0.04234 | 168 | 128 | 32 | 8 |
1376 | Where do you want to be dropped? | 1.2857 | 0.04635 | 168 | 133 | 22 | 13 |
1377 | It's far more than a massage, friend. | 1.2857 | 0.04399 | 168 | 130 | 28 | 10 |
1378 | I bet you are still pulling them down yourself too | 1.2857 | 0.04922 | 147 | 116 | 20 | 11 |
1379 | That's why we think the belt market is ripe for disruption! | 1.2857 | 0.04580 | 154 | 119 | 26 | 9 |
1380 | So what did you think I meant when I said the NSA's been suspending my right to privacy | 1.2857 | 0.04487 | 154 | 118 | 28 | 8 |
1381 | Stop me if I start droning on. | 1.2857 | 0.04428 | 175 | 137 | 26 | 12 |
1382 | We'll see who's the idiot when you have to pee. | 1.2857 | 0.04780 | 161 | 128 | 20 | 13 |
1383 | Other than battery life issues, they never let me down. | 1.2857 | 0.04399 | 168 | 130 | 28 | 10 |
1384 | I was skeptical too, but look at the difference in our postures! | 1.2857 | 0.03983 | 161 | 119 | 38 | 4 |
1385 | Keeping my pants up is a breeze | 1.2857 | 0.05071 | 133 | 104 | 20 | 9 |
1386 | 'My shrink told me l need to see things from a different perspective` | 1.2849 | 0.04630 | 172 | 137 | 21 | 14 |
1387 | It makes airport security slightly more complicated I suppose | 1.2849 | 0.03643 | 172 | 125 | 45 | 2 |
1388 | They work great on stairs and I can skip the elevator altogether. | 1.2849 | 0.04083 | 172 | 130 | 35 | 7 |
1389 | The drones are free once you buy a suspension data plan. | 1.2848 | 0.04367 | 165 | 127 | 29 | 9 |
1390 | They’re Gucci | 1.2848 | 0.04367 | 165 | 127 | 29 | 9 |
1391 | I'm beta testing new suspenders for James Bond. | 1.2848 | 0.04367 | 165 | 127 | 29 | 9 |
1392 | By all means, drone on.... | 1.2848 | 0.04315 | 158 | 120 | 31 | 7 |
1393 | I still feel like something’s been holding me up. | 1.2848 | 0.04498 | 158 | 122 | 27 | 9 |
1394 | $199 to LA - No frills Coach | 1.2848 | 0.04498 | 158 | 122 | 27 | 9 |
1395 | Honestly, the only it's uncomfortable is in the men's room." | 1.2848 | 0.04587 | 158 | 123 | 25 | 10 |
1396 | I'm thinking of selling my parking space. | 1.2848 | 0.04917 | 151 | 120 | 19 | 12 |
1397 | I’m sorry if I drone on. | 1.2848 | 0.04734 | 151 | 118 | 23 | 10 |
1398 | Are you Kevin? Hi, I’m your Uber driver today. | 1.2847 | 0.04794 | 144 | 112 | 23 | 9 |
1399 | I'm telling you, this time I really think I found the idea that's going to take off | 1.2847 | 0.04587 | 144 | 110 | 27 | 7 |
1400 | No need for a belt, but the wedgies are awful. | 1.2847 | 0.04692 | 144 | 111 | 25 | 8 |
1401 | Want a new high? | 1.2847 | 0.04894 | 144 | 113 | 21 | 10 |
1402 | I'm an Amazon Test Dummy. | 1.2842 | 0.04041 | 190 | 146 | 34 | 10 |
1403 | The permits weren’t the cheapest, but you just can’t put a price on this level of back support. | 1.2842 | 0.04072 | 183 | 140 | 34 | 9 |
1404 | No, I haven't worn them on a date, yet. Why do you ask? | 1.2842 | 0.03998 | 183 | 139 | 36 | 8 |
1405 | Not only do they hold my pants up, they record every move I make. | 1.2841 | 0.03939 | 176 | 132 | 38 | 6 |
1406 | I've gotten some really great selfies. | 1.2840 | 0.04212 | 169 | 129 | 32 | 8 |
1407 | Well, it sure beats taking the subway to work! | 1.2840 | 0.04534 | 169 | 133 | 24 | 12 |
1408 | Yea, so then I said, "After college, I'll GoPro". And here I am. | 1.2840 | 0.04295 | 169 | 130 | 30 | 9 |
1409 | Oh what, these old things? | 1.2840 | 0.04332 | 162 | 124 | 30 | 8 |
1410 | ah, but listen to me just droning on! What's new with you? | 1.2840 | 0.04242 | 162 | 123 | 32 | 7 |
1411 | You're missing the point, it's not about practicality, it's about innovation, STEVEN! | 1.2840 | 0.04332 | 162 | 124 | 30 | 8 |
1412 | But can yours give you a wedgie? | 1.2840 | 0.04419 | 162 | 125 | 28 | 9 |
1413 | It’s amazing! They know when I have to go to the bathroom before I do. | 1.2840 | 0.04419 | 162 | 125 | 28 | 9 |
1414 | Everyone at Fox was issued them............ | 1.2840 | 0.04754 | 162 | 129 | 20 | 13 |
1415 | Filthy subways, no parking, crowded streets...what do you mean 'why? | 1.2839 | 0.04461 | 155 | 119 | 28 | 8 |
1416 | It’s the prototype from my start-up company UberLyft | 1.2838 | 0.04602 | 148 | 114 | 26 | 8 |
1417 | They hold up my pants AND definitively resolve the haunting fear that I'm being watched! | 1.2834 | 0.03939 | 187 | 142 | 37 | 8 |
1418 | This way I can keep me under constant surveillance | 1.2833 | 0.03882 | 180 | 135 | 39 | 6 |
1419 | Don’t get me wrong. You look great in suspenders but I need something more cutting edge. | 1.2832 | 0.03979 | 173 | 130 | 37 | 6 |
1420 | Yea,a cup is really necessary. | 1.2831 | 0.04173 | 166 | 126 | 33 | 7 |
1421 | They usually leave once they get your lunch money. | 1.2831 | 0.04589 | 166 | 131 | 23 | 12 |
1422 | I guarantee there's no discomfort in that area. | 1.2831 | 0.04084 | 166 | 125 | 35 | 6 |
1423 | Those suspenders tell the world you don't care how you look. | 1.2830 | 0.04561 | 159 | 124 | 25 | 10 |
1424 | Suspenders just hold up your pants- these hold up my ego! | 1.2830 | 0.04473 | 159 | 123 | 27 | 9 |
1425 | Statistically it's safer than a helicopter. | 1.2830 | 0.04383 | 159 | 122 | 29 | 8 |
1426 | What, you’ve never seen Drone Drawers before. | 1.2830 | 0.04648 | 159 | 125 | 23 | 11 |
1427 | We had to transition to belts after our zipper incident. | 1.2830 | 0.04732 | 159 | 126 | 21 | 12 |
1428 | It's a modern-day chastity belt. | 1.2830 | 0.04648 | 159 | 125 | 23 | 11 |
1429 | Do you want to carpool to work today? | 1.2829 | 0.04517 | 152 | 117 | 27 | 8 |
1430 | This takes a HUGE load off my shoulders! | 1.2829 | 0.04113 | 152 | 113 | 35 | 4 |
1431 | This new prototype is nearly wedgie-free. | 1.2829 | 0.04218 | 152 | 114 | 33 | 5 |
1432 | Pendulous testicles. | 1.2828 | 0.04559 | 145 | 111 | 27 | 7 |
1433 | Acquiring two FAA licenses to keep your pants up might seem extreme, but it’s just a cost of doing business in the plumbing trade these days. | 1.2828 | 0.04559 | 145 | 111 | 27 | 7 |
1434 | You obviously have no idea belt production has on our carbon footprint. | 1.2828 | 0.04864 | 145 | 114 | 21 | 10 |
1435 | If we both do it, it'll be cool. | 1.2827 | 0.03739 | 191 | 143 | 42 | 6 |
1436 | Everyone kept accusing me of droning on, so I thought I would. | 1.2825 | 0.04235 | 177 | 137 | 30 | 10 |
1437 | It's a "sans-a-belt" for geeks. | 1.2825 | 0.04081 | 177 | 135 | 34 | 8 |
1438 | That's right, Brookstone makes suspenders now. | 1.2824 | 0.04273 | 170 | 131 | 30 | 9 |
1439 | Care to try a Sky Wedgie? | 1.2824 | 0.04433 | 170 | 133 | 26 | 11 |
1440 | Hello. I am Andrew. Brother of Alexa. Please save me. | 1.2824 | 0.04353 | 170 | 132 | 28 | 10 |
1441 | Pulling yourself up by your bootstraps is so 20th century | 1.2822 | 0.04309 | 163 | 125 | 30 | 8 |
1442 | Sorry to drone on and on, but... | 1.2822 | 0.04481 | 163 | 127 | 26 | 10 |
1443 | Pants up, nice breeze, and cutting-edge fashion. What's not to like? | 1.2822 | 0.04220 | 163 | 124 | 32 | 7 |
1444 | Trendy? Yes. Comfortable? Not so much. | 1.2822 | 0.04220 | 163 | 124 | 32 | 7 |
1445 | Those buckles look complicated. | 1.2822 | 0.04481 | 163 | 127 | 26 | 10 |
1446 | Reduces hip fractures, and prevents drowning in case of floods. | 1.2821 | 0.04342 | 156 | 119 | 30 | 7 |
1447 | They see any danger around me AND they keep my pants up! | 1.2821 | 0.04436 | 156 | 120 | 28 | 8 |
1448 | I know my batteries are low when my navel feels a breeze. | 1.2821 | 0.04529 | 156 | 121 | 26 | 9 |
1449 | The first step is suspending your disbelief Harold. | 1.2821 | 0.04436 | 156 | 120 | 28 | 8 |
1450 | I call it the selfie paparazzi. | 1.2821 | 0.04436 | 156 | 120 | 28 | 8 |
1451 | Ride share is no longer necessary my friend | 1.2819 | 0.04475 | 149 | 114 | 28 | 7 |
1452 | Ironically, the real suspense is during the brief recharging period. | 1.2819 | 0.04575 | 149 | 115 | 26 | 8 |
1453 | Sure, people stare. But that’s the price of fashion. | 1.2819 | 0.04268 | 149 | 112 | 32 | 5 |
1454 | My service drones have really taken a weight off my shoulders | 1.2819 | 0.04268 | 149 | 112 | 32 | 5 |
1455 | My mom was worried, so I told her I'm on a motorcycle. | 1.2819 | 0.04769 | 149 | 117 | 22 | 10 |
1456 | The helicopters were getting too expensive, so Channel 4 came up with a new way to do live traffic reports. | 1.2819 | 0.04373 | 149 | 113 | 30 | 6 |
1457 | I'm telling you, there's a fortune to be made disrupting the suspender industry. | 1.2817 | 0.04620 | 142 | 109 | 26 | 7 |
1458 | You just have to make sure you don't accidentally turn up the power and give yourself a wedgie. | 1.2817 | 0.04727 | 142 | 110 | 24 | 8 |
1459 | What do you mean the government is always spying on us? | 1.2817 | 0.04620 | 142 | 109 | 26 | 7 |
1460 | No, YOUR suspenders are too loud. | 1.2816 | 0.04435 | 174 | 137 | 25 | 12 |
1461 | Don’t worry, I used to put my pants on one leg at a time, too. | 1.2816 | 0.04124 | 174 | 133 | 33 | 8 |
1462 | My wife's the jealous type. | 1.2816 | 0.03960 | 174 | 131 | 37 | 6 |
1463 | Yeah, it does give quite the wedgie. | 1.2816 | 0.03759 | 206 | 157 | 40 | 9 |
1464 | The legroom is fantastic and there's no airline to give away your seat | 1.2814 | 0.04485 | 167 | 131 | 25 | 11 |
1465 | You should buy now, before any public demand for regulation. | 1.2814 | 0.04404 | 167 | 130 | 27 | 10 |
1466 | They have incredible rear suspension. | 1.2814 | 0.04404 | 167 | 130 | 27 | 10 |
1467 | I think you will find it very uplifting. | 1.2814 | 0.04565 | 167 | 132 | 23 | 12 |
1468 | Sorry, I'm droning on. What was your question again? | 1.2814 | 0.04404 | 167 | 130 | 27 | 10 |
1469 | Don't let me drone on too long. | 1.2814 | 0.04720 | 167 | 134 | 19 | 14 |
1470 | And if I'm losing the argument, a simple hand gesture allows me a quick exit. | 1.2812 | 0.03866 | 192 | 146 | 38 | 8 |
1471 | Yeah, they’re OK, but if you’re not careful with the lift setting you get a wedgy. | 1.2812 | 0.04449 | 160 | 124 | 27 | 9 |
1472 | These are are the best protection system ever! Since I started using them, nobody comes anywhere near me. | 1.2812 | 0.04622 | 160 | 126 | 23 | 11 |
1473 | Now who's nerdier. Huh? | 1.2810 | 0.04770 | 153 | 121 | 21 | 11 |
1474 | Need a lift? | 1.2810 | 0.04296 | 153 | 116 | 31 | 6 |
1475 | What? I couldn't hear you. | 1.2809 | 0.03982 | 178 | 135 | 36 | 7 |
1476 | The charge lasts up to 8 hours, so you're not obligated to keep your pants on all day. | 1.2808 | 0.04102 | 203 | 160 | 29 | 14 |
1477 | I just have to make sure the batteries don't die near a school. | 1.2807 | 0.04086 | 171 | 130 | 34 | 7 |
1478 | I could drone on forever about these suspenders! | 1.2807 | 0.04410 | 171 | 134 | 26 | 11 |
1479 | This takes voyeurism to a whole new height. | 1.2807 | 0.04410 | 171 | 134 | 26 | 11 |
1480 | They hold my pants up to 2,500 feet. | 1.2805 | 0.04622 | 164 | 130 | 22 | 12 |
1481 | It's the airline's frequent flyer award. | 1.2805 | 0.04457 | 164 | 128 | 26 | 10 |
1482 | They also offer a mini for unzipping at urinals. | 1.2803 | 0.04681 | 157 | 124 | 22 | 11 |
1483 | My father told me to pull myself up by my bootstraps, but that sounded like a lot of work, so I automated it | 1.2803 | 0.04681 | 157 | 124 | 22 | 11 |
1484 | The pants are fly, man. | 1.2803 | 0.04412 | 157 | 121 | 28 | 8 |
1485 | People used to say I was a downer | 1.2803 | 0.04412 | 157 | 121 | 28 | 8 |
1486 | Remember that brilliant idea I mentioned?... | 1.2803 | 0.04503 | 157 | 122 | 26 | 9 |
1487 | They fly down too. | 1.2803 | 0.04503 | 157 | 122 | 26 | 9 |
1488 | Drone walking. Big Bucks, I'll tell ya! | 1.2800 | 0.04337 | 175 | 137 | 27 | 11 |
1489 | You should try it. Makes picking up girls a breeze. | 1.2800 | 0.04835 | 150 | 119 | 20 | 11 |
1490 | I use to have a seeing eye dog. | 1.2800 | 0.03798 | 150 | 109 | 40 | 1 |
1491 | They can also see if my fly is undone. | 1.2800 | 0.04183 | 175 | 135 | 31 | 9 |
1492 | My start up hasn't got off the ground yet. | 1.2800 | 0.04549 | 150 | 116 | 26 | 8 |
1493 | Yeah, with new advancements in technology you can keep your pants up without a belt! | 1.2798 | 0.04299 | 168 | 130 | 29 | 9 |
1494 | I got a deal on Amazon! | 1.2798 | 0.04130 | 168 | 128 | 33 | 7 |
1495 | Oh man, can you lighten up? | 1.2796 | 0.03791 | 186 | 140 | 40 | 6 |
1496 | It keeps my pants up AND keeps me cool. | 1.2795 | 0.04245 | 161 | 123 | 31 | 7 |
1497 | I no longer have much privacy but I find myself much lighter on my feet. | 1.2795 | 0.04058 | 161 | 121 | 35 | 5 |
1498 | Look, both the belt and the suspenders seem a little redundant for my tastes. | 1.2795 | 0.04511 | 161 | 126 | 25 | 10 |
1499 | They're a little noisy,but they do keep my pants up. | 1.2793 | 0.04118 | 179 | 138 | 32 | 9 |
1500 | I'm your ride to the observation deck at the Empire State building. | 1.2792 | 0.04560 | 154 | 120 | 25 | 9 |
1501 | And, the white noise relaxes me! | 1.2792 | 0.04272 | 154 | 117 | 31 | 6 |
1502 | I enjoy the sensation. Plus the flying part is nice too | 1.2792 | 0.04652 | 154 | 121 | 23 | 10 |
1503 | Liar, liar, pants on... fliers? | 1.2791 | 0.04148 | 172 | 132 | 32 | 8 |
1504 | If you make them mad, they give you a wedgie. | 1.2791 | 0.04309 | 172 | 134 | 28 | 10 |
1505 | Way less nerdy than Google Glass. | 1.2791 | 0.04464 | 172 | 136 | 24 | 12 |
1506 | I'm a big 'spender. | 1.2789 | 0.04505 | 147 | 113 | 27 | 7 |
1507 | I'm exercising my privilege of absurdity. | 1.2788 | 0.04597 | 165 | 131 | 22 | 12 |
1508 | Hey, they're easier than dogs. | 1.2787 | 0.03827 | 183 | 138 | 39 | 6 |
1509 | They work...but my voice is squeaky. | 1.2785 | 0.04567 | 158 | 124 | 24 | 10 |
1510 | Beats taking the bus. | 1.2785 | 0.04478 | 158 | 123 | 26 | 9 |
1511 | I put them on the same way, one leg at a time. | 1.2785 | 0.04655 | 158 | 125 | 22 | 11 |
1512 | How long is this guy going to drone on?! | 1.2785 | 0.04567 | 158 | 124 | 24 | 10 |
1513 | You should see what happens when I add a third! | 1.2785 | 0.04567 | 158 | 124 | 24 | 10 |
1514 | To heck with the 'belt or suspenders' dilemma. I'm a non-conformist. | 1.2784 | 0.04003 | 176 | 134 | 35 | 7 |
1515 | Yeah, they took a lot of weight off my shoulders! | 1.2784 | 0.04240 | 176 | 137 | 29 | 10 |
1516 | Look, I know I'm droning on but this is important! | 1.2781 | 0.04619 | 151 | 118 | 24 | 9 |
1517 | No -- actually they are taking ME for a walk. | 1.2781 | 0.04619 | 151 | 118 | 24 | 9 |
1518 | But I drone on. What is it you wanted to say? | 1.2781 | 0.04277 | 169 | 131 | 29 | 9 |
1519 | Ever since Elon Musk brought out his own clothing line I haven't really bothered with anything else. | 1.2778 | 0.04346 | 144 | 109 | 30 | 5 |
1520 | I like wedgies | 1.2778 | 0.04487 | 162 | 127 | 25 | 10 |
1521 | The trick is to get them to stop fighting. | 1.2775 | 0.04127 | 173 | 133 | 32 | 8 |
1522 | Amazon and Uber are teaming up to provide this great new rideshare service! | 1.2775 | 0.04127 | 173 | 133 | 32 | 8 |
1523 | I could drone on all day about these new suspenders. | 1.2775 | 0.03875 | 173 | 130 | 38 | 5 |
1524 | I'm sorry, I didn't mean to drone on and on. | 1.2774 | 0.04345 | 155 | 119 | 29 | 7 |
1525 | Drone delivery tech support. How may I assist you today? | 1.2774 | 0.04441 | 155 | 120 | 27 | 8 |
1526 | My belt broke , hope the batteries last . | 1.2774 | 0.04148 | 155 | 117 | 33 | 5 |
1527 | Cheaper and faster than Uber or Lyft | 1.2774 | 0.04345 | 155 | 119 | 29 | 7 |
1528 | Need a lift? It's cheaper than Uber. | 1.2774 | 0.04717 | 137 | 106 | 24 | 7 |
1529 | Give me your hand and for five bucks I'll take you to 42nd Street. | 1.2772 | 0.03887 | 184 | 140 | 37 | 7 |
1530 | Holds my pants up and gets me around town. | 1.2771 | 0.04241 | 166 | 128 | 30 | 8 |
1531 | Believe me. Soon everyone will be wearing suspendrones. | 1.2771 | 0.04326 | 166 | 129 | 28 | 9 |
1532 | Would you like to see them land? | 1.2771 | 0.04491 | 166 | 131 | 24 | 11 |
1533 | These are drones in my pants AND I'm happy to see you! | 1.2771 | 0.04409 | 166 | 130 | 26 | 10 |
1534 | I hate elevators. | 1.2770 | 0.04375 | 148 | 113 | 29 | 6 |
1535 | They've taken some weight off my shoulders. | 1.2768 | 0.04063 | 177 | 136 | 33 | 8 |
1536 | I'm thinking of getting one more for my fly. | 1.2767 | 0.04542 | 159 | 125 | 24 | 10 |
1537 | You should see what my Roomba does. | 1.2767 | 0.04542 | 159 | 125 | 24 | 10 |
1538 | It's the ultimate in 'no frills' air travel! | 1.2767 | 0.04080 | 159 | 120 | 34 | 5 |
1539 | Every now and then I need a lift. | 1.2765 | 0.03914 | 170 | 128 | 37 | 5 |
1540 | I don't FEEL like a corporate drone | 1.2765 | 0.04493 | 170 | 135 | 23 | 12 |
1541 | Sorry to drone on. Name's Eugine. | 1.2765 | 0.04415 | 170 | 134 | 25 | 11 |
1542 | And I can actually see if my ass looks big in these on my device, too! | 1.2765 | 0.04172 | 170 | 131 | 31 | 8 |
1543 | You really need to get Amazon Prime. | 1.2763 | 0.04592 | 152 | 119 | 24 | 9 |
1544 | It's like Uber, only you are the driver. | 1.2763 | 0.04195 | 152 | 115 | 32 | 5 |
1545 | I am the Ghost of Christmas Yet To Come. | 1.2762 | 0.04439 | 181 | 145 | 22 | 14 |
1546 | These days, if you want to impress the ladies, you've got to walk on water. | 1.2761 | 0.04376 | 163 | 127 | 27 | 9 |
1547 | But when the batteries die, things can get dicey. | 1.2761 | 0.03920 | 163 | 122 | 37 | 4 |
1548 | Your money or your privacy | 1.2761 | 0.04376 | 163 | 127 | 27 | 9 |
1549 | They were BOGO | 1.2761 | 0.04289 | 163 | 126 | 29 | 8 |
1550 | Trust me. This doesn't look so ridiculous when it's made by Apple. | 1.2761 | 0.04289 | 163 | 126 | 29 | 8 |
1551 | Hey, Tom. Can I give you a lift? | 1.2759 | 0.03941 | 174 | 132 | 36 | 6 |
1552 | It's not first class, but it's cheap | 1.2759 | 0.04536 | 145 | 112 | 26 | 7 |
1553 | I'm working on the zipper drone next. | 1.2759 | 0.04342 | 174 | 137 | 26 | 11 |
1554 | Ehh, Uber is so 2016. | 1.2759 | 0.03856 | 174 | 131 | 38 | 5 |
1555 | Hey man, the L train is gonna be down for a while. | 1.2759 | 0.04265 | 174 | 136 | 28 | 10 |
1556 | To be honest, weggies have become a problem. | 1.2759 | 0.04641 | 145 | 113 | 24 | 8 |
1557 | These are way cooler than suspenders. | 1.2756 | 0.04125 | 156 | 118 | 33 | 5 |
1558 | Yeah, they're my suspenders of disbelief. | 1.2756 | 0.04224 | 156 | 119 | 31 | 6 |
1559 | The ride was smooth, but now I've got a deep crack wedgie. | 1.2754 | 0.04386 | 167 | 131 | 26 | 10 |
1560 | It's a high tech wedgie | 1.2754 | 0.04468 | 167 | 132 | 24 | 11 |
1561 | The difference is they also pull your pants up. | 1.2754 | 0.03953 | 167 | 126 | 36 | 5 |
1562 | I can just drone on and on. | 1.2754 | 0.04548 | 167 | 133 | 22 | 12 |
1563 | It would be more embarrassing if my pants fell down | 1.2754 | 0.04799 | 138 | 108 | 22 | 8 |
1564 | Sure they cost more, but, dude, I’ve got better things to do with my shoulders! | 1.2754 | 0.04687 | 138 | 107 | 24 | 7 |
1565 | I call them wunder pants. | 1.2753 | 0.04121 | 178 | 138 | 31 | 9 |
1566 | If you like these suspenders, you should see my fly! | 1.2752 | 0.04748 | 149 | 118 | 21 | 10 |
1567 | Laugh if you want. I've lost 35 pounds on the Drone Diet! | 1.2752 | 0.04652 | 149 | 117 | 23 | 9 |
1568 | Rick? Hi, I'm you're Uber Pilot Ranjeet. Music good? | 1.2752 | 0.04553 | 149 | 116 | 25 | 8 |
1569 | Don't be ridiculous, they're not suspenders. It's just so the damn things don't fly away | 1.2752 | 0.04453 | 149 | 115 | 27 | 7 |
1570 | I am a belt and drone man, myself. | 1.2750 | 0.03960 | 160 | 120 | 36 | 4 |
1571 | Uber? Lyft? I got your uber lift! | 1.2749 | 0.04233 | 171 | 133 | 29 | 9 |
1572 | I call it Lift. Much cheaper than those other two ride shares. | 1.2749 | 0.04151 | 171 | 132 | 31 | 8 |
1573 | Not only that, but commuting is a breeze now. | 1.2749 | 0.04233 | 171 | 133 | 29 | 9 |
1574 | How do you think I'm controlling them? | 1.2748 | 0.04730 | 131 | 101 | 24 | 6 |
1575 | I do not want to drone on but it is the best way to get around. | 1.2747 | 0.04348 | 182 | 145 | 24 | 13 |
1576 | Their owner is out of town. | 1.2747 | 0.03983 | 182 | 140 | 34 | 8 |
1577 | I'm a beta tester for Amazon Uberwedgie. | 1.2746 | 0.05110 | 142 | 115 | 15 | 12 |
1578 | ’”Relax, they’re not watching you - they’re watching everyone.” | 1.2746 | 0.04808 | 142 | 112 | 21 | 9 |
1579 | Frequently bought together" and I've figured out why | 1.2746 | 0.04703 | 142 | 111 | 23 | 8 |
1580 | With the latest software update, wedgies are down 50%. | 1.2746 | 0.03690 | 193 | 146 | 41 | 6 |
1581 | Hasn’t gone over great in the men’s room, but the overall sense of security is worth it. | 1.2745 | 0.04172 | 153 | 116 | 32 | 5 |
1582 | A drawback is new batteries resulting in wedgies. | 1.2745 | 0.04659 | 153 | 121 | 22 | 10 |
1583 | Sorry. I tend to drone on sometimes. | 1.2745 | 0.04470 | 153 | 119 | 26 | 8 |
1584 | Yeah. Surgery on both eyes. They were out of dogs. | 1.2744 | 0.04266 | 164 | 127 | 29 | 8 |
1585 | Sir.. I"m with the Suspenders Police.. | 1.2744 | 0.04087 | 164 | 125 | 33 | 6 |
1586 | Sorry to keep droning on. | 1.2744 | 0.03994 | 164 | 124 | 35 | 5 |
1587 | We were first to market in the emerging aerial trouser suspension space. | 1.2744 | 0.04353 | 164 | 128 | 27 | 9 |
1588 | Let me know if I'm droning on too much! | 1.2744 | 0.04438 | 164 | 129 | 25 | 10 |
1589 | Why settle for a body cam? | 1.2740 | 0.04613 | 146 | 114 | 24 | 8 |
1590 | They showed up one day, and I haven't been able to get my pants off since. | 1.2739 | 0.04201 | 157 | 120 | 31 | 6 |
1591 | Gotta fly! Wanna a ride? | 1.2739 | 0.04297 | 157 | 121 | 29 | 7 |
1592 | What buzzing noise...I don't hear a buzzing noise. | 1.2739 | 0.04662 | 157 | 125 | 21 | 11 |
1593 | I’m from United Airlines new Uber service. | 1.2739 | 0.04573 | 157 | 124 | 23 | 10 |
1594 | After the Kavanaugh hearings, I figure a man needs proof y'know. | 1.2738 | 0.04111 | 168 | 129 | 32 | 7 |
1595 | They’re more expensive than suspenders, but my children don’t make fun of me anymore. | 1.2738 | 0.04196 | 168 | 130 | 30 | 8 |
1596 | Think of it as being an uber-pedestrian. | 1.2738 | 0.04444 | 168 | 133 | 24 | 11 |
1597 | You get used to the constant droning. | 1.2733 | 0.03939 | 161 | 121 | 36 | 4 |
1598 | My cracker-jack attorney got me these instead of those terrible ankle monitors. | 1.2733 | 0.04492 | 161 | 127 | 24 | 10 |
1599 | They're powered by disbelief. | 1.2733 | 0.04577 | 161 | 128 | 22 | 11 |
1600 | To be honest it was the vibrations that sold me on the idea. | 1.2733 | 0.04046 | 172 | 132 | 33 | 7 |
1601 | Twenty five bucks to fly up and see if your girlfriend is cheating on you. | 1.2733 | 0.04046 | 172 | 132 | 33 | 7 |
1602 | Love my new job delivering packages for Amazon. | 1.2733 | 0.04046 | 172 | 132 | 33 | 7 |
1603 | Yeah, I have lost some weight, I didn’t think anyone would notice. | 1.2733 | 0.03875 | 172 | 130 | 37 | 5 |
1604 | Dude. The commute? Awesome! | 1.2733 | 0.04130 | 172 | 133 | 31 | 8 |
1605 | It's my new invention for plumber's crack. | 1.2733 | 0.04046 | 172 | 132 | 33 | 7 |
1606 | With these, I don't need a cape | 1.2727 | 0.04243 | 165 | 128 | 29 | 8 |
1607 | ...And I get frequent fly miles | 1.2727 | 0.04414 | 165 | 130 | 25 | 10 |
1608 | My doctor prescribed it for me when the Viagra didn't work. | 1.2727 | 0.04539 | 154 | 121 | 24 | 9 |
1609 | I use to bike to work | 1.2727 | 0.04232 | 143 | 108 | 31 | 4 |
1610 | For smart apparel, it's probably the fastest-growing start-up in the wearables space. | 1.2727 | 0.04232 | 143 | 108 | 31 | 4 |
1611 | When I wished for superpowers, this is not what I envisioned. | 1.2727 | 0.03980 | 187 | 145 | 33 | 9 |
1612 | My wife likes to keep tabs on everything I do. | 1.2727 | 0.04414 | 165 | 130 | 25 | 10 |
1613 | You’re the one who ordered “Friends” on Amazon, right? | 1.2727 | 0.05078 | 143 | 116 | 15 | 12 |
1614 | Just give me a sec, I ordered a belt from Amazon and they now deliver and change it in place. | 1.2727 | 0.04579 | 165 | 132 | 21 | 12 |
1615 | Pay up. I lost the 10 lbs before you did! | 1.2722 | 0.03926 | 180 | 138 | 35 | 7 |
1616 | Drives me nuts when people say new technologies don’t solve any “real” problems. | 1.2722 | 0.04002 | 169 | 129 | 34 | 6 |
1617 | Can I drop you off somewhere? | 1.2722 | 0.04258 | 169 | 132 | 28 | 9 |
1618 | It's helpful when getting out of a chair | 1.2722 | 0.03913 | 169 | 128 | 36 | 5 |
1619 | Sure, I miss the pugs at times, but not those little plastic baggies. | 1.2722 | 0.04635 | 158 | 126 | 21 | 11 |
1620 | Pardon me, I tend to drone on and on. | 1.2722 | 0.04458 | 158 | 124 | 25 | 9 |
1621 | Don't be such a Luddite. | 1.2722 | 0.04458 | 158 | 124 | 25 | 9 |
1622 | Haven't been harassed since | 1.2722 | 0.04458 | 158 | 124 | 25 | 9 |
1623 | My Uber rate is a little higher since you'll be traveling via air. | 1.2722 | 0.04367 | 158 | 123 | 27 | 8 |
1624 | These drones are real ballbusters. | 1.2722 | 0.04547 | 158 | 125 | 23 | 10 |
1625 | Turns out, AI makes better decisions about when to drop your pants. | 1.2721 | 0.04784 | 147 | 117 | 20 | 10 |
1626 | My commute is down to 15 min plus I never have to buy another belt! | 1.2717 | 0.04020 | 184 | 143 | 32 | 9 |
1627 | Wanna see the mini-drones holding up my socks? | 1.2717 | 0.04236 | 184 | 146 | 26 | 12 |
1628 | I just picked them up today. The suspense was killing me! | 1.2717 | 0.04269 | 173 | 136 | 27 | 10 |
1629 | what does it do? I don’t know, but I was the first to buy it! | 1.2717 | 0.04269 | 173 | 136 | 27 | 10 |
1630 | It’s like viagra, but without any side effects. | 1.2716 | 0.04467 | 162 | 128 | 24 | 10 |
1631 | It's called a Digital Wedgie.. | 1.2716 | 0.04552 | 162 | 129 | 22 | 11 |
1632 | Sure theres a better way, but it's not the modern way. | 1.2716 | 0.04467 | 162 | 128 | 24 | 10 |
1633 | HR required this pending my “me too” investigation. | 1.2716 | 0.04467 | 162 | 128 | 24 | 10 |
1634 | You really have to be on your toes to outwit the pickpockets in this neighborhood. | 1.2716 | 0.04467 | 162 | 128 | 24 | 10 |
1635 | Still living in the 20th century I see... | 1.2715 | 0.04597 | 151 | 119 | 23 | 9 |
1636 | It’s pretty cool, but I don’t want to drone on and on about it. | 1.2715 | 0.04597 | 151 | 119 | 23 | 9 |
1637 | OMG! I love your old school suspenders! Sorry, I'm getting carried away. | 1.2715 | 0.04785 | 151 | 121 | 19 | 11 |
1638 | I had to agree to this "oversight" in our marriage contract. | 1.2713 | 0.04305 | 188 | 151 | 23 | 14 |
1639 | I have always been an early adopter. | 1.2713 | 0.03663 | 188 | 142 | 41 | 5 |
1640 | They hold up my pants AND reduce shoe wear. | 1.2712 | 0.03965 | 177 | 136 | 34 | 7 |
1641 | It's an upgrade to the belt-and-suspenders approach. | 1.2711 | 0.04134 | 166 | 128 | 31 | 7 |
1642 | No they just keep me cool. | 1.2711 | 0.04134 | 166 | 128 | 31 | 7 |
1643 | I try to make it home before the charge runs out | 1.2711 | 0.03860 | 166 | 125 | 37 | 4 |
1644 | Sure I get a wedgee, but I save so much time! | 1.2711 | 0.04044 | 166 | 127 | 33 | 6 |
1645 | Take my hand. We're off to Never-never land! | 1.2711 | 0.04391 | 166 | 131 | 25 | 10 |
1646 | Sometimes I just need a little pick-me-up. | 1.2711 | 0.04044 | 166 | 127 | 33 | 6 |
1647 | How do you do? I'm the stunt double you ordered from Amazon.com. | 1.2711 | 0.04221 | 166 | 129 | 29 | 8 |
1648 | Well, they are not allowed in public restrooms. | 1.2710 | 0.04419 | 155 | 121 | 26 | 8 |
1649 | I put my pants on just like anyone else. Except with the use of drones. | 1.2710 | 0.04605 | 155 | 123 | 22 | 10 |
1650 | It’s just a real shame when they run out of battery. | 1.2710 | 0.04419 | 155 | 121 | 26 | 8 |
1651 | No, they don't allow me to fly. The hold up my pants. | 1.2708 | 0.04431 | 144 | 111 | 27 | 6 |
1652 | Belt and suspenders are so 2018, man. | 1.2708 | 0.04207 | 144 | 109 | 31 | 4 |
1653 | No, but it keeps my pants up. | 1.2706 | 0.03894 | 170 | 129 | 36 | 5 |
1654 | Can you think of a better use for them? | 1.2706 | 0.04317 | 170 | 134 | 26 | 10 |
1655 | Just taking the boys for a walk. | 1.2706 | 0.04153 | 170 | 132 | 30 | 8 |
1656 | They also take amazing selfies. | 1.2706 | 0.04068 | 170 | 131 | 32 | 7 |
1657 | It's cheaper than taking the bus every day. | 1.2706 | 0.04236 | 170 | 133 | 28 | 9 |
1658 | But Dad, Don't you think I am too old for a helicopter parent? | 1.2706 | 0.04317 | 170 | 134 | 26 | 10 |
1659 | They're holding me hostage. | 1.2704 | 0.04522 | 159 | 126 | 23 | 10 |
1660 | The tolls for the Holland Tunnel have become outrageous, and I save a ton of time on my commute! | 1.2704 | 0.04342 | 159 | 124 | 27 | 8 |
1661 | You're still using suspenders? | 1.2704 | 0.04342 | 159 | 124 | 27 | 8 |
1662 | They're the latest thing in suspender technology. | 1.2703 | 0.04657 | 148 | 117 | 22 | 9 |
1663 | The only problem is that they sometimes cause a wedgie when I sit down. | 1.2703 | 0.04456 | 148 | 115 | 26 | 7 |
1664 | Hey man, I like your retro look.... | 1.2703 | 0.04351 | 148 | 114 | 28 | 6 |
1665 | We are currently working on the wireless version... | 1.2703 | 0.03927 | 185 | 143 | 34 | 8 |
1666 | I just couldn't take the subway anymore. | 1.2703 | 0.04558 | 148 | 116 | 24 | 8 |
1667 | 49th street! That will cost you $3.75 | 1.2703 | 0.04657 | 148 | 117 | 22 | 9 |
1668 | Relax. They are more afraid of you than you are of them. | 1.2701 | 0.04006 | 174 | 134 | 33 | 7 |
1669 | Truss me! It works! | 1.2701 | 0.03922 | 174 | 133 | 35 | 6 |
1670 | Less emotionally wrenching than balloons because they come back. | 1.2701 | 0.03922 | 174 | 133 | 35 | 6 |
1671 | Ran into Mike today. He just kept droning on and on about his new suspenders. | 1.2701 | 0.04168 | 174 | 136 | 29 | 9 |
1672 | It's the new google belt - have you ordered yours yet? | 1.2699 | 0.04269 | 163 | 127 | 28 | 8 |
1673 | Don’t ask. | 1.2699 | 0.04088 | 163 | 125 | 32 | 6 |
1674 | Really, dude, suspenders? | 1.2699 | 0.04088 | 163 | 125 | 32 | 6 |
1675 | Once installed, you’ll hardly know it’s there. | 1.2699 | 0.04179 | 163 | 126 | 30 | 7 |
1676 | SuspendAirs. The future comes knocking. | 1.2698 | 0.04083 | 189 | 149 | 29 | 11 |
1677 | The secret is to suspend your disbelief. | 1.2697 | 0.04570 | 152 | 120 | 23 | 9 |
1678 | Hi! I'm a Millennial. | 1.2697 | 0.04375 | 152 | 118 | 27 | 7 |
1679 | I want to say two words to you. Just two words. Risk management. | 1.2697 | 0.04275 | 152 | 117 | 29 | 6 |
1680 | Hi, I'm a millennial and I'm running for office. | 1.2697 | 0.04848 | 152 | 123 | 17 | 12 |
1681 | It's an iWedgie. | 1.2697 | 0.04474 | 152 | 119 | 25 | 8 |
1682 | They’re Levi 501 Robot Fly Jeans. | 1.2697 | 0.04180 | 178 | 140 | 28 | 10 |
1683 | Care for a lift? | 1.2695 | 0.04367 | 167 | 132 | 25 | 10 |
1684 | Suspenders man? , they are so last year. | 1.2695 | 0.04199 | 167 | 130 | 29 | 8 |
1685 | It's a dangerous time for men .... | 1.2695 | 0.04608 | 167 | 135 | 19 | 13 |
1686 | With the new drone regulations on the horizon, I'm doing what my wife does with me - keep these things on a short leash. | 1.2695 | 0.03745 | 167 | 125 | 39 | 3 |
1687 | Suspend your fear of technology Bill | 1.2695 | 0.04023 | 167 | 128 | 33 | 6 |
1688 | It is tech support, Oldtimer. | 1.2695 | 0.04199 | 167 | 130 | 29 | 8 |
1689 | Have you not heard of Prime Wardrobe? | 1.2695 | 0.04112 | 167 | 129 | 31 | 7 |
1690 | Guaranteed, no one violates your personal space. | 1.2692 | 0.03895 | 156 | 117 | 36 | 3 |
1691 | I call them suspenderers. | 1.2692 | 0.04668 | 156 | 125 | 20 | 11 |
1692 | I wish you could see how silly you look wearing those. | 1.2692 | 0.04487 | 156 | 123 | 24 | 9 |
1693 | I don't know. Why does a tech nerd have two drones attached to his suspenders? | 1.2692 | 0.04487 | 156 | 123 | 24 | 9 |
1694 | Hey, Buddy, wanna buy a pair of flying suspenders? | 1.2692 | 0.04579 | 156 | 124 | 22 | 10 |
1695 | Do you think I look like a tourist? | 1.2692 | 0.04299 | 156 | 121 | 28 | 7 |
1696 | You should see my garter | 1.2692 | 0.04189 | 182 | 144 | 27 | 11 |
1697 | It’s the new Amazon rideshare | 1.2690 | 0.03833 | 197 | 153 | 35 | 9 |
1698 | I was tired of people laughing at my suspenders. | 1.2690 | 0.04214 | 171 | 134 | 28 | 9 |
1699 | HEY, FRED! YOU'RE GONNA HAVE TO SPEAK LOUDER! | 1.2690 | 0.03874 | 171 | 130 | 36 | 5 |
1700 | Yeah well, you know what else is impractical? Just your whole tone. | 1.2690 | 0.04132 | 171 | 133 | 30 | 8 |
1701 | Yes, these drone suspenders do get out of control sometimes, and yes, I'm the same guy who used to sing bass in the barbershop quartet. | 1.2690 | 0.04374 | 171 | 136 | 24 | 11 |
1702 | My downstairs neighbor complained about my heavy footsteps. | 1.2690 | 0.03784 | 171 | 129 | 38 | 4 |
1703 | So yeah, I hope you can help my Kickstarter. | 1.2688 | 0.04318 | 160 | 125 | 27 | 8 |
1704 | I call them NSC and FBI. | 1.2688 | 0.04583 | 160 | 128 | 21 | 11 |
1705 | I feel like she doesn’t trust me... | 1.2688 | 0.04132 | 160 | 123 | 31 | 6 |
1706 | Uber got too expensive. And this is faster. | 1.2688 | 0.04226 | 160 | 124 | 29 | 7 |
1707 | You should see them at wedgie speed! | 1.2688 | 0.04752 | 160 | 130 | 17 | 13 |
1708 | I call it the iBelt. | 1.2688 | 0.04132 | 160 | 123 | 31 | 6 |
1709 | Can you tell me where the nearest outdoor bathroom is? | 1.2687 | 0.04637 | 134 | 104 | 24 | 6 |
1710 | With this I avoid traffic and occasionally get a free hair trim. | 1.2685 | 0.04429 | 149 | 116 | 26 | 7 |
1711 | That look won't fly. | 1.2685 | 0.04530 | 149 | 117 | 24 | 8 |
1712 | It's Apple's new EyeBelt. | 1.2685 | 0.04629 | 149 | 118 | 22 | 9 |
1713 | Weird, right? Our fertility specialist says it'll work. | 1.2685 | 0.04629 | 149 | 118 | 22 | 9 |
1714 | I hate to drone on, but I really need to get going. | 1.2683 | 0.04503 | 164 | 131 | 22 | 11 |
1715 | Amazon delivered me cause I'm Prime. | 1.2683 | 0.04503 | 164 | 131 | 22 | 11 |
1716 | Let me guess, you're one of those 'puts his pants on one drone at a time' types. | 1.2683 | 0.04503 | 164 | 131 | 22 | 11 |
1717 | But if it takes off, the sky’s the limit. | 1.2683 | 0.04419 | 164 | 130 | 24 | 10 |
1718 | It's just a prototype. | 1.2683 | 0.03973 | 164 | 125 | 34 | 5 |
1719 | Belts are SO last century! | 1.2683 | 0.04066 | 164 | 126 | 32 | 6 |
1720 | Growing a pair wasn’t an option... | 1.2683 | 0.04333 | 164 | 129 | 26 | 9 |
1721 | They’re great. They hold up my pants and spy on my neighbors | 1.2683 | 0.04503 | 164 | 131 | 22 | 11 |
1722 | Kites weren't as practical indoors. | 1.2683 | 0.04419 | 164 | 130 | 24 | 10 |
1723 | It won't work, eh? That's what they said about Uber and Lyft ! | 1.2680 | 0.03869 | 194 | 151 | 34 | 9 |
1724 | Fine, but can your suspenders take 3D selfies? | 1.2680 | 0.04250 | 153 | 118 | 29 | 6 |
1725 | Now I can spy on my neighbors while keeping my pants up | 1.2680 | 0.04350 | 153 | 119 | 27 | 7 |
1726 | Exercise is old school. I haven't lifted a finger and I'm 15 pounds lighter. | 1.2680 | 0.04350 | 153 | 119 | 27 | 7 |
1727 | Yes, I am from Amazon! You obviously made a mistake when you made the order | 1.2680 | 0.04729 | 153 | 123 | 19 | 11 |
1728 | Allow me to drone on... | 1.2680 | 0.04250 | 153 | 118 | 29 | 6 |
1729 | Just taking them for a little walk. | 1.2680 | 0.04250 | 153 | 118 | 29 | 6 |
1730 | Look. In these trying times, anything to lighten our burdens. | 1.2679 | 0.04344 | 168 | 133 | 25 | 10 |
1731 | Scary Poppins, nice to meet you. | 1.2679 | 0.04261 | 168 | 132 | 27 | 9 |
1732 | You have to adjust yours by hand, huh? Seems needlessly complicated. | 1.2679 | 0.04737 | 168 | 138 | 15 | 15 |
1733 | I was told you would be in a red sedan. | 1.2679 | 0.04261 | 168 | 132 | 27 | 9 |
1734 | I know Uber and Lyft are swamped. Make up your mind, do want the ride or not? | 1.2676 | 0.04679 | 142 | 112 | 22 | 8 |
1735 | Pull my finger - I need more propulsion. | 1.2676 | 0.04888 | 142 | 114 | 18 | 10 |
1736 | Alexa, now show the semi-sagging mode. | 1.2676 | 0.04679 | 142 | 112 | 22 | 8 |
1737 | I am a belt, suspenders and drone kinda guy. | 1.2675 | 0.04179 | 157 | 121 | 30 | 6 |
1738 | Drone-man! I tried a cape but it kept getting caught in the rotors. | 1.2675 | 0.04370 | 157 | 123 | 26 | 8 |
1739 | Where can I drop you off? | 1.2675 | 0.04080 | 157 | 120 | 32 | 5 |
1740 | No-tech suspenders are so 20th century. | 1.2674 | 0.03942 | 172 | 132 | 34 | 6 |
1741 | Came up with the idea in high school. It's a bully deterent | 1.2674 | 0.04505 | 172 | 139 | 20 | 13 |
1742 | Segways are obsolete. | 1.2671 | 0.04384 | 161 | 127 | 25 | 9 |
1743 | I’m saving a fortune on belts. | 1.2671 | 0.04384 | 161 | 127 | 25 | 9 |
1744 | Suck it, United. | 1.2671 | 0.04472 | 161 | 128 | 23 | 10 |
1745 | I'm suspending my Amazon Prime delivery option. | 1.2671 | 0.04015 | 161 | 123 | 33 | 5 |
1746 | You may call me paranoid but you never know when you need an alibi. | 1.2671 | 0.04384 | 161 | 127 | 25 | 9 |
1747 | Carl found that Bob tended to drone on and on.. | 1.2670 | 0.04356 | 176 | 141 | 23 | 12 |
1748 | Excuse me while I drone on . | 1.2670 | 0.04205 | 176 | 139 | 27 | 10 |
1749 | Sorry if I drone on | 1.2667 | 0.04139 | 180 | 142 | 28 | 10 |
1750 | You should see me put on my underwear. | 1.2667 | 0.04300 | 150 | 116 | 28 | 6 |
1751 | You get 360 degree street views with the confidence that you're pants won't fall down. | 1.2667 | 0.04045 | 165 | 127 | 32 | 6 |
1752 | Smile. If they think you're a mugger what happens isn't pretty. | 1.2667 | 0.04395 | 165 | 131 | 24 | 10 |
1753 | This is going to replace driverless cars, | 1.2667 | 0.04602 | 150 | 119 | 22 | 9 |
1754 | Suspenders by Amazon. | 1.2667 | 0.03952 | 165 | 126 | 34 | 5 |
1755 | Hey, it’s a lot quicker than a cab! | 1.2663 | 0.04003 | 184 | 144 | 31 | 9 |
1756 | When the traffic gets tough, the tough get moving | 1.2663 | 0.04155 | 169 | 132 | 29 | 8 |
1757 | Unlike your suspenders, these come with recharable batteries and an onboard camera. | 1.2663 | 0.03982 | 169 | 130 | 33 | 6 |
1758 | Well, I've been droning on. How are you doing? | 1.2663 | 0.04069 | 169 | 131 | 31 | 7 |
1759 | It's the newest thing in house arrest! | 1.2662 | 0.04517 | 154 | 122 | 23 | 9 |
1760 | Looks like Amazon is here to collect payment for these jeans! | 1.2662 | 0.04610 | 154 | 123 | 21 | 10 |
1761 | Once in a while, I just need a little pick-me-up. | 1.2662 | 0.04326 | 154 | 120 | 27 | 7 |
1762 | I got them from a breeder in West Virginia. | 1.2662 | 0.04610 | 154 | 123 | 21 | 10 |
1763 | I'm suspended for the whole Fall Season. | 1.2662 | 0.04281 | 139 | 106 | 29 | 4 |
1764 | You need help?—I have some pull." | 1.2660 | 0.03722 | 188 | 144 | 38 | 6 |
1765 | I can’t tell which one is the devil and which is the angel. | 1.2659 | 0.04251 | 173 | 137 | 26 | 10 |
1766 | I look for women taller than me. | 1.2658 | 0.04251 | 158 | 123 | 28 | 7 |
1767 | You call those suspenders? | 1.2658 | 0.04345 | 158 | 124 | 26 | 8 |
1768 | Wait a minute - let me see how yours work | 1.2658 | 0.04251 | 158 | 123 | 28 | 7 |
1769 | You must think I'm droning on and on. | 1.2658 | 0.04345 | 158 | 124 | 26 | 8 |
1770 | Do you know of an open-concept restroom around here? | 1.2658 | 0.04527 | 158 | 126 | 22 | 10 |
1771 | Ever tried to get a cab at rush hour? | 1.2658 | 0.04057 | 158 | 121 | 32 | 5 |
1772 | I'm redefining power dressing. | 1.2657 | 0.04433 | 143 | 111 | 26 | 6 |
1773 | It beats the subway | 1.2655 | 0.03780 | 177 | 135 | 37 | 5 |
1774 | I'm changing how I see myself. | 1.2654 | 0.04360 | 162 | 128 | 25 | 9 |
1775 | I know, I can’t believe it either. Twins! | 1.2654 | 0.04617 | 162 | 131 | 19 | 12 |
1776 | You know, all is well until you get caught in a tree | 1.2654 | 0.04271 | 162 | 127 | 27 | 8 |
1777 | Hey, I never criticize the way you hold up your pants. | 1.2654 | 0.04181 | 162 | 126 | 29 | 7 |
1778 | I don't know who is controlling these things, but you should see how I go to the bathroom. | 1.2654 | 0.04360 | 162 | 128 | 25 | 9 |
1779 | Just come up with me! I'm sure I've got enough battery. | 1.2654 | 0.03993 | 162 | 124 | 33 | 5 |
1780 | It makes me feel special, Gary. | 1.2654 | 0.04533 | 162 | 130 | 21 | 11 |
1781 | Double drones, dude... suspender disbelief! | 1.2653 | 0.04561 | 147 | 116 | 23 | 8 |
1782 | You didn't hear? This is part of Prime now. | 1.2653 | 0.04561 | 147 | 116 | 23 | 8 |
1783 | Gave up waiting for the jet-pack, man" | 1.2653 | 0.04133 | 147 | 112 | 31 | 4 |
1784 | Belt and suspenders is so 20th Century | 1.2653 | 0.04244 | 147 | 113 | 29 | 5 |
1785 | I apologize for droning on and on. | 1.2651 | 0.04371 | 166 | 132 | 24 | 10 |
1786 | Come fly with me. Come fly, let's fly away. | 1.2651 | 0.04371 | 166 | 132 | 24 | 10 |
1787 | Because bootstrapping is so last decade. | 1.2651 | 0.04371 | 166 | 132 | 24 | 10 |
1788 | I wear a belt just to be on the safe side | 1.2651 | 0.03838 | 166 | 126 | 36 | 4 |
1789 | You could just buy one, but you’d look weird. | 1.2651 | 0.04371 | 166 | 132 | 24 | 10 |
1790 | That Untuckit craze ruined my idea. | 1.2651 | 0.04371 | 166 | 132 | 24 | 10 |
1791 | We don't know if it's scalable yet. | 1.2649 | 0.04477 | 151 | 119 | 24 | 8 |
1792 | Hi, I'm the new "better" you. Your girlfriend just purchased me online and got free one day drone shipping. | 1.2649 | 0.04946 | 151 | 124 | 14 | 13 |
1793 | I'm telling you thus beats taking the subway during rush hour. | 1.2649 | 0.04477 | 151 | 119 | 24 | 8 |
1794 | I have always tried not to be a helicopter parent | 1.2647 | 0.04048 | 170 | 132 | 31 | 7 |
1795 | Am I droning on? | 1.2647 | 0.04048 | 170 | 132 | 31 | 7 |
1796 | Yeah? Well, I happen to LIKE wedgies. | 1.2647 | 0.04379 | 170 | 136 | 23 | 11 |
1797 | This cartoon is fake. Real engineers would be looking at each other’s feet while talking. | 1.2647 | 0.04458 | 170 | 137 | 21 | 12 |
1798 | Do you mind taking my photo? | 1.2646 | 0.04203 | 189 | 152 | 24 | 13 |
1799 | Welcome aboard Uber Air. | 1.2646 | 0.03854 | 189 | 147 | 34 | 8 |
1800 | Sure, I could have just bought tighter pants, but these were on sale. | 1.2645 | 0.04492 | 155 | 123 | 23 | 9 |
1801 | These bad boys have an automatic alert for plumber's crack. | 1.2645 | 0.04397 | 155 | 122 | 25 | 8 |
1802 | But you would if Musk did! | 1.2645 | 0.04397 | 155 | 122 | 25 | 8 |
1803 | I'm not getting caught with my pants down! | 1.2644 | 0.04459 | 174 | 141 | 20 | 13 |
1804 | I'm just like you. I put my pants on one drone at a time. | 1.2644 | 0.04150 | 174 | 137 | 28 | 9 |
1805 | Not only do I not need a belt, I can deliver myself anywhere in the tri-state area. | 1.2643 | 0.04821 | 140 | 112 | 19 | 9 |
1806 | For 50 bucks I'll spray your monogram and a mustache on the Statue of Liberty. | 1.2642 | 0.03940 | 193 | 152 | 31 | 10 |
1807 | But I can FLY, Mac - Can your suspenders do that? | 1.2642 | 0.04412 | 159 | 126 | 24 | 9 |
1808 | Stop me if I seem to be droning on. | 1.2640 | 0.04312 | 178 | 143 | 23 | 12 |
1809 | Brother, can you spare a drone? | 1.2640 | 0.03927 | 178 | 138 | 33 | 7 |
1810 | Detective Farr here with complete aerial surveillance services. | 1.2639 | 0.04515 | 144 | 113 | 24 | 7 |
1811 | Do your suspenders even have Bluetooth, bro? | 1.2639 | 0.04515 | 144 | 113 | 24 | 7 |
1812 | I’m a drone and suspenders kind of guy. | 1.2638 | 0.04158 | 163 | 127 | 29 | 7 |
1813 | Actually, they're court-ordered. Weinstein has a fleet. | 1.2638 | 0.04508 | 163 | 131 | 21 | 11 |
1814 | ...just download the App "Pants On Demand." | 1.2638 | 0.04066 | 163 | 126 | 31 | 6 |
1815 | They go in opposite directions sometimes. | 1.2638 | 0.04248 | 163 | 128 | 27 | 8 |
1816 | Its like Lyft, but literally. What floor please? | 1.2638 | 0.04248 | 163 | 128 | 27 | 8 |
1817 | Belt and drones, yes, I'm in tech | 1.2637 | 0.04244 | 182 | 146 | 24 | 12 |
1818 | Works way better than a belt. | 1.2637 | 0.04099 | 182 | 144 | 28 | 10 |
1819 | Once I add the passenger seat I'll have put the lift in Lyft! | 1.2637 | 0.03791 | 182 | 140 | 36 | 6 |
1820 | It’s either that or the G train. | 1.2635 | 0.04348 | 167 | 133 | 24 | 10 |
1821 | I'm telling you, blockchain is over, Jim. You've got to keep looking ahead. | 1.2635 | 0.04264 | 167 | 132 | 26 | 9 |
1822 | OK, Kenny. Time to raise some hell with the birdwatchers. | 1.2635 | 0.04264 | 167 | 132 | 26 | 9 |
1823 | They record everything I see so I don't have to be bothered with remembering stuff. | 1.2632 | 0.04352 | 152 | 119 | 26 | 7 |
1824 | I apologize if I drone on about my new suspenders. | 1.2632 | 0.04548 | 152 | 121 | 22 | 9 |
1825 | It's not the idea, Tim. It's the execution. | 1.2632 | 0.04251 | 152 | 118 | 28 | 6 |
1826 | They hold my pants up. You know, suspenders. | 1.2632 | 0.04451 | 152 | 120 | 24 | 8 |
1827 | Same lift, less suspense. | 1.2632 | 0.04112 | 171 | 134 | 29 | 8 |
1828 | I was waiting at a street corner a few weeks back and I thought to myself "I bet I waste 15 minutes every day waiting for the stupid walk sign". | 1.2632 | 0.04434 | 171 | 138 | 21 | 12 |
1829 | Sorry to be droning on. Just give me your wallet and I'll fly out of here... | 1.2629 | 0.04129 | 175 | 138 | 28 | 9 |
1830 | Sometimes I just drone on. | 1.2629 | 0.03883 | 175 | 135 | 34 | 6 |
1831 | These came free with my last Amazon delivery! | 1.2628 | 0.04558 | 156 | 125 | 21 | 10 |
1832 | You don't think this fad is going to take off, do you? | 1.2628 | 0.04079 | 156 | 120 | 31 | 5 |
1833 | There are times when you just can't get your smartphone out fast enough. | 1.2628 | 0.04372 | 156 | 123 | 25 | 8 |
1834 | Ok, I’ll concede drone package delivery isn’t perfect. | 1.2628 | 0.04079 | 156 | 120 | 31 | 5 |
1835 | You just gotta watch the battery life when your up there. | 1.2628 | 0.04466 | 156 | 124 | 23 | 9 |
1836 | This is more convenient than Lyft and Uber. | 1.2626 | 0.03908 | 179 | 139 | 33 | 7 |
1837 | Sure beats suspenders. | 1.2625 | 0.04476 | 160 | 128 | 22 | 10 |
1838 | They came free with Amazon Prime. | 1.2623 | 0.04152 | 183 | 146 | 26 | 11 |
1839 | What? They were on sale. | 1.2623 | 0.04005 | 183 | 144 | 30 | 9 |
1840 | Suspend your disbelief, my friend. This is the future. | 1.2622 | 0.04313 | 164 | 130 | 25 | 9 |
1841 | It's the ONLY way to get through NY traffic. | 1.2622 | 0.03951 | 164 | 126 | 33 | 5 |
1842 | Awkward, shmawkward. My live stream colonoscopies have 90,000 subscribers! | 1.2622 | 0.04225 | 164 | 129 | 27 | 8 |
1843 | Unlike suspenders, these do way more than just hold my pants up. | 1.2622 | 0.04136 | 164 | 128 | 29 | 7 |
1844 | Mine allows me to fly, what does yours do besides keep your pants up ? | 1.2622 | 0.04313 | 164 | 130 | 25 | 9 |
1845 | Look, it's safe, trust me! AND it sure beats riding one of those stupid scooters! | 1.2622 | 0.03951 | 164 | 126 | 33 | 5 |
1846 | It's way better than suspenders, but I can't use revolving doors. | 1.2622 | 0.04136 | 164 | 128 | 29 | 7 |
1847 | Now when people call me "four eyes" I take it as a compliment. | 1.2621 | 0.04268 | 145 | 112 | 28 | 5 |
1848 | You really need the upgrade. | 1.2620 | 0.03946 | 187 | 147 | 31 | 9 |
1849 | It's really the only way I could deal with a fourth-floor walk-up. | 1.2619 | 0.04070 | 168 | 131 | 30 | 7 |
1850 | Yes, but with mine I can fly. | 1.2619 | 0.03891 | 168 | 129 | 34 | 5 |
1851 | Sure I tend to drone on, but now at least my pants stay up. | 1.2619 | 0.04157 | 168 | 132 | 28 | 8 |
1852 | No worries, bro, they’re in reverse to help me stay grounded. | 1.2619 | 0.04070 | 168 | 131 | 30 | 7 |
1853 | It has its pluses, but I'm concerned if one gets called to another task. | 1.2619 | 0.04070 | 168 | 131 | 30 | 7 |
1854 | It’s the new ball and chain. | 1.2619 | 0.04406 | 168 | 135 | 22 | 11 |
1855 | It seemed like a good idea at the time... | 1.2618 | 0.03890 | 191 | 150 | 32 | 9 |
1856 | No, it's a broken belt. | 1.2617 | 0.04405 | 149 | 117 | 25 | 7 |
1857 | You're looking at Prime delivery. | 1.2617 | 0.04405 | 149 | 117 | 25 | 7 |
1858 | I can follow myself around so that the department store security guy can take a break. | 1.2616 | 0.04173 | 172 | 136 | 27 | 9 |
1859 | I used to walk dogs but this is more uplifting. | 1.2616 | 0.04007 | 172 | 134 | 31 | 7 |
1860 | Drone-drone is the new bling-bling. | 1.2616 | 0.04333 | 172 | 138 | 23 | 11 |
1861 | Because they keep my pants up and shoot video. | 1.2616 | 0.04091 | 172 | 135 | 29 | 8 |
1862 | Hi, I'm from Planet Douchebag | 1.2616 | 0.04487 | 172 | 140 | 19 | 13 |
1863 | They're going to make belts obsolete. | 1.2616 | 0.04091 | 172 | 135 | 29 | 8 |
1864 | They give me the lift I need every morning without any coffee. | 1.2616 | 0.03744 | 172 | 131 | 37 | 4 |
1865 | I hate to drone on and on about it, but we live in a surveillance society. | 1.2616 | 0.04173 | 172 | 136 | 27 | 9 |
1866 | All I need is the costume of an obscure cartoon character, and then Macy's Parade here I come! | 1.2614 | 0.04425 | 153 | 121 | 24 | 8 |
1867 | Tighty whiteys. Why? | 1.2614 | 0.04413 | 176 | 143 | 20 | 13 |
1868 | They also hold up my pants. | 1.2614 | 0.04028 | 176 | 138 | 30 | 8 |
1869 | Well, of course they make a droning noise. | 1.2614 | 0.04108 | 176 | 139 | 28 | 9 |
1870 | It's the latest in suspenders. Very uplifting | 1.2611 | 0.03742 | 157 | 118 | 37 | 2 |
1871 | Am I droning on and on again? | 1.2611 | 0.04621 | 157 | 127 | 19 | 11 |
1872 | Puts the “suspend” in suspender doesn’t it? | 1.2611 | 0.04196 | 180 | 144 | 25 | 11 |
1873 | Those suspenders are so yesterday. | 1.2609 | 0.04182 | 161 | 126 | 28 | 7 |
1874 | People say I drone on and on. | 1.2609 | 0.04203 | 184 | 148 | 24 | 12 |
1875 | Suspenders just don't give me the lift I need anymore. | 1.2609 | 0.04747 | 138 | 110 | 20 | 8 |
1876 | Suspender craft | 1.2609 | 0.04273 | 161 | 127 | 26 | 8 |
1877 | Dude, you gotta lose those old-time suspenders - these guys hold your pants up, and can also provide you with a a Lyft! | 1.2609 | 0.04182 | 161 | 126 | 28 | 7 |
1878 | You have to think outside the box. It's a manned drone. | 1.2606 | 0.04290 | 165 | 131 | 25 | 9 |
1879 | It does get a bit tight in the crotch when it's windy. | 1.2606 | 0.04290 | 165 | 131 | 25 | 9 |
1880 | - Suspension of Disbelief - | 1.2606 | 0.04203 | 165 | 130 | 27 | 8 |
1881 | Win-win. I was hot, too. | 1.2606 | 0.03930 | 165 | 127 | 33 | 5 |
1882 | I am a test pilot for a new ride sharing venture. | 1.2606 | 0.04375 | 165 | 132 | 23 | 10 |
1883 | This is my second suspension. | 1.2606 | 0.04290 | 165 | 131 | 25 | 9 |
1884 | I’m waiting to hear back from Shark Tank. | 1.2606 | 0.04023 | 165 | 128 | 31 | 6 |
1885 | My station can't afford a helicopter. | 1.2606 | 0.04545 | 142 | 112 | 23 | 7 |
1886 | Suspenders. Done. Belts. Done. These babies are the 21st century solution to the world's oldest problem. | 1.2604 | 0.03872 | 192 | 151 | 32 | 9 |
1887 | I'm sorry- Am I droning on too much? | 1.2604 | 0.04135 | 169 | 133 | 28 | 8 |
1888 | I’m very attached to my drones | 1.2604 | 0.04219 | 169 | 134 | 26 | 9 |
1889 | Selfie sticks are so 2016. | 1.2604 | 0.04049 | 169 | 132 | 30 | 7 |
1890 | I had too much for lunch and now I can't get home. | 1.2604 | 0.04135 | 169 | 133 | 28 | 8 |
1891 | Do YOUR suspenders shoot 4K video? | 1.2604 | 0.04049 | 169 | 132 | 30 | 7 |
1892 | Drones are the suspenders of the future. | 1.2603 | 0.04565 | 146 | 116 | 22 | 8 |
1893 | They can't quite lift me off the ground, but my pants never sag. | 1.2601 | 0.03902 | 173 | 134 | 33 | 6 |
1894 | Sure, the wedgie is a bit uncomfortable, but I think it's worth it. | 1.2600 | 0.04170 | 150 | 116 | 29 | 5 |
1895 | Elon Musk told me this was the next logical step. | 1.2600 | 0.04276 | 150 | 117 | 27 | 6 |
1896 | Suspenders? That’s so last century. | 1.2600 | 0.04480 | 150 | 119 | 23 | 8 |
1897 | We're disrupting the suspenders industry. | 1.2599 | 0.04087 | 177 | 140 | 28 | 9 |
1898 | Well, at risk of droning on and on... | 1.2597 | 0.04400 | 154 | 122 | 24 | 8 |
1899 | I'm just trying to rise above all the hate and litter. | 1.2597 | 0.04202 | 154 | 120 | 28 | 6 |
1900 | It pays a lot better than my old dog-walking business did, and they're easier to control. | 1.2597 | 0.04302 | 154 | 121 | 26 | 7 |
1901 | I feel like an idiot, but hey, it's progress. | 1.2597 | 0.04302 | 154 | 121 | 26 | 7 |
1902 | My dream is to render belts obsolete. | 1.2597 | 0.03995 | 154 | 118 | 32 | 4 |
1903 | A drone only provides information, but a manned done provides context. | 1.2597 | 0.04302 | 154 | 121 | 26 | 7 |
1904 | Get it? Suspenders of disbelief! | 1.2597 | 0.04495 | 154 | 123 | 22 | 9 |
1905 | Brookstone has all the gadgets you need for the holidays! | 1.2597 | 0.04202 | 154 | 120 | 28 | 6 |
1906 | They offer excellent technical support | 1.2597 | 0.04202 | 154 | 120 | 28 | 6 |
1907 | Quaint. | 1.2597 | 0.04026 | 181 | 143 | 29 | 9 |
1908 | Not all heroes where capes. | 1.2597 | 0.03870 | 181 | 141 | 33 | 7 |
1909 | You get used to the buzzing. | 1.2597 | 0.03708 | 181 | 139 | 37 | 5 |
1910 | I used to twirl plates on sticks, but that was sooo 20th Century. | 1.2597 | 0.04026 | 181 | 143 | 29 | 9 |
1911 | Cheap, yeah, but the carry on luggage charge is astronomical. | 1.2595 | 0.03932 | 158 | 121 | 33 | 4 |
1912 | It’s from the Amazon Optimus Prime collection | 1.2595 | 0.04681 | 158 | 129 | 17 | 12 |
1913 | How is it useless if every time I go to the bathroom I get a free haircut? | 1.2595 | 0.04323 | 158 | 125 | 25 | 8 |
1914 | I couldn't hear a word you said, but can tell you wish you'd thought of this first! | 1.2595 | 0.04229 | 158 | 124 | 27 | 7 |
1915 | Don't worry it's Cool. I just got a new job. I'm working in R&D at Amazon. | 1.2595 | 0.04112 | 185 | 148 | 26 | 11 |
1916 | The weight's been flying off | 1.2595 | 0.04040 | 185 | 147 | 28 | 10 |
1917 | It's sort of 'belt and suspenders' for the 21st century. | 1.2593 | 0.04339 | 162 | 129 | 24 | 9 |
1918 | Wearing a belt with suspenders looked foolish. | 1.2593 | 0.04159 | 162 | 127 | 28 | 7 |
1919 | It's not what you think. It's just a new type of hairdryer. | 1.2593 | 0.04456 | 135 | 105 | 25 | 5 |
1920 | Since I was over $35, I was delivered for free today. | 1.2593 | 0.03970 | 162 | 125 | 32 | 5 |
1921 | I call it a 'stealthie'! | 1.2593 | 0.03970 | 162 | 125 | 32 | 5 |
1922 | I'm what the buzz is about! | 1.2593 | 0.04250 | 162 | 128 | 26 | 8 |
1923 | Are you 100% sure you've left the window open? | 1.2590 | 0.04434 | 166 | 134 | 21 | 11 |
1924 | It’s not hipster, Greg, it’s the future! | 1.2590 | 0.04180 | 166 | 131 | 27 | 8 |
1925 | Sorry to drone on and on like this... | 1.2590 | 0.04596 | 166 | 136 | 17 | 13 |
1926 | You look ridiculous. | 1.2590 | 0.04351 | 166 | 133 | 23 | 10 |
1927 | At first I used them only as suspenders. | 1.2588 | 0.04113 | 170 | 134 | 28 | 8 |
1928 | Let's just let bi-drones be bi-drones | 1.2588 | 0.04360 | 170 | 137 | 22 | 11 |
1929 | It's the only way I can keep these lo-rise jeans from falling down to my knees. | 1.2588 | 0.04279 | 170 | 136 | 24 | 10 |
1930 | They eliminate the need for suspenders and give you a little lift when you need it. | 1.2588 | 0.03941 | 170 | 132 | 32 | 6 |
1931 | This is the future of testicle support. | 1.2587 | 0.04833 | 143 | 116 | 17 | 10 |
1932 | I bought them on Amazon | 1.2586 | 0.04131 | 174 | 138 | 27 | 9 |
1933 | Yes, This is your Uber transport! I piggy back you to your destination | 1.2586 | 0.04131 | 174 | 138 | 27 | 9 |
1934 | Its a true disruption of the suspenders economy. | 1.2585 | 0.04433 | 147 | 116 | 24 | 7 |
1935 | Amazon really is stepping up their game. | 1.2585 | 0.04738 | 147 | 119 | 18 | 10 |
1936 | Oh, you're supposed to pilot these remotely? | 1.2583 | 0.04353 | 151 | 119 | 25 | 7 |
1937 | It makes me light in my loafers... | 1.2583 | 0.04353 | 151 | 119 | 25 | 7 |
1938 | They detect nearby security threats and they keep my pants up. | 1.2583 | 0.04454 | 151 | 120 | 23 | 8 |
1939 | You conservatives are always stuck in the past. | 1.2582 | 0.04081 | 182 | 145 | 27 | 10 |
1940 | Why, yes, I have been accused of droning on. Why do you ask? | 1.2582 | 0.03929 | 182 | 143 | 31 | 8 |
1941 | Disbelief Suspenders | 1.2582 | 0.03929 | 182 | 143 | 31 | 8 |
1942 | '.....nope, just glad to see you....' | 1.2582 | 0.03929 | 182 | 143 | 31 | 8 |
1943 | Alexa said these were the best Suspenders! | 1.2581 | 0.04278 | 155 | 122 | 26 | 7 |
1944 | It'll work fine as soon as I lose 150 lbs... | 1.2581 | 0.03947 | 186 | 147 | 30 | 9 |
1945 | It's much better than the suspenders you wear but you do have to wear weighted shoes otherwise you flip over. | 1.2581 | 0.04469 | 155 | 124 | 22 | 9 |
1946 | It came with the pants | 1.2581 | 0.04374 | 155 | 123 | 24 | 8 |
1947 | Get with the program, Phil. There's a drone for everything these days. | 1.2581 | 0.04374 | 155 | 123 | 24 | 8 |
1948 | Why do it your way when you can pay more for a less effective solution? | 1.2581 | 0.04742 | 155 | 127 | 16 | 12 |
1949 | It’s called sans a belt | 1.2581 | 0.04562 | 155 | 125 | 20 | 10 |
1950 | Well, I'm droning on... | 1.2579 | 0.04480 | 159 | 128 | 21 | 10 |
1951 | Check out the new Amazon Prime Air Travel. | 1.2579 | 0.04655 | 159 | 130 | 17 | 12 |
1952 | I thought those things went out with landlines! | 1.2579 | 0.04299 | 159 | 126 | 25 | 8 |
1953 | Its FAA approved! | 1.2579 | 0.03911 | 159 | 122 | 33 | 4 |
1954 | Getting the briefs on is the tricky part. | 1.2579 | 0.04110 | 159 | 124 | 29 | 6 |
1955 | My wife's design. | 1.2577 | 0.03906 | 194 | 154 | 30 | 10 |
1956 | Could you spare a couple of batteries? | 1.2577 | 0.04044 | 163 | 127 | 30 | 6 |
1957 | They’re from the same guys that created MoviePass. | 1.2577 | 0.04227 | 163 | 129 | 26 | 8 |
1958 | Hi, I just flew in from the Hamptons. | 1.2577 | 0.04402 | 163 | 131 | 22 | 10 |
1959 | Turns out drones are cheaper than belts these days. | 1.2577 | 0.04136 | 163 | 128 | 28 | 7 |
1960 | I find suspenders to be too confining. | 1.2577 | 0.04227 | 163 | 129 | 26 | 8 |
1961 | Believe me, it's the best wearable since the Google Glass! | 1.2577 | 0.04402 | 163 | 131 | 22 | 10 |
1962 | They swore it was better than an ankle monitor! | 1.2577 | 0.04136 | 163 | 128 | 28 | 7 |
1963 | I'm beginning to feel a bit light in my loafers. | 1.2573 | 0.04175 | 171 | 136 | 26 | 9 |
1964 | Just so you know, I plan to drone on and on. | 1.2573 | 0.04337 | 171 | 138 | 22 | 11 |
1965 | Should have stuck with suspenders. | 1.2573 | 0.04175 | 171 | 136 | 26 | 9 |
1966 | They take the weight off my shoulders. | 1.2571 | 0.04110 | 175 | 139 | 27 | 9 |
1967 | Jeez, Ned, next you’re gonna tell me you’re still using Viagra?! | 1.2571 | 0.04267 | 175 | 141 | 23 | 11 |
1968 | They're rescue drones, and I'm trying to find a good home for them. | 1.2571 | 0.04110 | 175 | 139 | 27 | 9 |
1969 | So I decided,'Why not make them useful!' | 1.2570 | 0.03889 | 179 | 140 | 32 | 7 |
1970 | Your braces are so passé! | 1.2569 | 0.04802 | 144 | 117 | 17 | 10 |
1971 | No more sitting on the couch with a cumbersome ankle bracelet. Introducing Drone arrest! | 1.2569 | 0.04267 | 144 | 112 | 27 | 5 |
1972 | They come with free altercations. | 1.2568 | 0.03986 | 183 | 145 | 29 | 9 |
1973 | I've always been an early adopter of new technology. | 1.2568 | 0.04193 | 148 | 115 | 28 | 5 |
1974 | It may seem like a lot, but believe me, I put my pants on one leg and one drone at a time, just like you. | 1.2568 | 0.04301 | 148 | 116 | 26 | 6 |
1975 | My pants are fine, I'm having my testicles stretched. | 1.2568 | 0.04709 | 148 | 120 | 18 | 10 |
1976 | It's a lot easier than spinning dishes. | 1.2568 | 0.04301 | 148 | 116 | 26 | 6 |
1977 | I'm taking suspender fashion to new heights. | 1.2567 | 0.04072 | 187 | 150 | 26 | 11 |
1978 | ...just the money I save on parking makes it a no-brainer. | 1.2567 | 0.03928 | 187 | 148 | 30 | 9 |
1979 | It’s Chitty-Chitty-Bang-Bang for millennials. | 1.2566 | 0.04328 | 152 | 120 | 25 | 7 |
1980 | I can avoid traffic jams, grab dinner at a drive-thru, and get home in no time. The pigeons like to dive bomb me, though... | 1.2566 | 0.04122 | 152 | 118 | 29 | 5 |
1981 | The price is steep, but it is worth it knowing that you are better than everyone else | 1.2564 | 0.04054 | 156 | 121 | 30 | 5 |
1982 | I don't tweet. I twirl. | 1.2564 | 0.04714 | 156 | 128 | 16 | 12 |
1983 | You don’t get it, it’s supposed to be ironic. | 1.2564 | 0.04253 | 156 | 123 | 26 | 7 |
1984 | Hey- Do you know which way to the Shark Tank studios? | 1.2564 | 0.04349 | 156 | 124 | 24 | 8 |
1985 | This new improved model is absolutely guaranteed not to give you a wedgie. | 1.2563 | 0.04275 | 160 | 127 | 25 | 8 |
1986 | I found the Midtown pigeons to be particularly rude and unwilling to share their airspace. | 1.2563 | 0.03990 | 160 | 124 | 31 | 5 |
1987 | Be honest. Is my bald spot growing? | 1.2563 | 0.04182 | 160 | 126 | 27 | 7 |
1988 | Think movies. It's the suspension of disbelief. | 1.2561 | 0.04204 | 164 | 130 | 26 | 8 |
1989 | Suspenders were so 1980s. | 1.2561 | 0.04022 | 164 | 128 | 30 | 6 |
1990 | I’m under drone surveillance | 1.2561 | 0.04546 | 164 | 134 | 18 | 12 |
1991 | I am competing for the 2018 Darwin Award. | 1.2561 | 0.04022 | 164 | 128 | 30 | 6 |
1992 | Hi,Jeff Bezos here | 1.2561 | 0.04204 | 164 | 130 | 26 | 8 |
1993 | Amazon is hiring | 1.2560 | 0.03869 | 168 | 130 | 33 | 5 |
1994 | I can't find my belt. | 1.2560 | 0.04136 | 168 | 133 | 27 | 8 |
1995 | A belt-and-suspenders approach seemed like overkill, so I just went with this. | 1.2560 | 0.03960 | 168 | 131 | 31 | 6 |
1996 | It's a great system until I need to visit the john. | 1.2560 | 0.04049 | 168 | 132 | 29 | 7 |
1997 | It's like a parole ankle monitor, but with wedgie capabilities. | 1.2560 | 0.04136 | 168 | 133 | 27 | 8 |
1998 | You know what they say, two drones are better than one. | 1.2560 | 0.04221 | 168 | 134 | 25 | 9 |
1999 | The only downside of being totally wired is going to the men's room | 1.2557 | 0.04009 | 176 | 139 | 29 | 8 |
2000 | My wife is convinced I can't keep my trousers on | 1.2557 | 0.04089 | 176 | 140 | 27 | 9 |
2001 | No, they're not holding up my pants. | 1.2557 | 0.03843 | 176 | 137 | 33 | 6 |
2002 | Don't give me that ethics crap.Do you want to spy on your girlfriend or not? | 1.2557 | 0.03927 | 176 | 138 | 31 | 7 |
2003 | Belts are so LAST YEAR | 1.2557 | 0.03843 | 176 | 137 | 33 | 6 |
2004 | Look at me droning on to a guy who already gets it. | 1.2556 | 0.03788 | 180 | 140 | 34 | 6 |
2005 | Those suspenders are so last millennium. | 1.2554 | 0.03892 | 184 | 145 | 31 | 8 |
2006 | This way, if anyone tries to shoot me, I'll have proof! | 1.2551 | 0.03732 | 196 | 154 | 34 | 8 |
2007 | uberwings at your service. | 1.2550 | 0.04483 | 149 | 119 | 22 | 8 |
2008 | The only thing we have to fear is...EVERYTHING! | 1.2549 | 0.04593 | 153 | 124 | 19 | 10 |
2009 | The wedgy? Yeah, but that's the beauty of it. You just say, "MyDrones, bring it down two inches!" | 1.2549 | 0.03992 | 153 | 118 | 31 | 4 |
2010 | Wow, look at me droning on, I'm Bill. | 1.2548 | 0.04325 | 157 | 125 | 24 | 8 |
2011 | But these are so much more than just suspenders. | 1.2548 | 0.04132 | 157 | 123 | 28 | 6 |
2012 | I can't really hear you, but yeah I do like veggies. | 1.2548 | 0.04510 | 157 | 127 | 20 | 10 |
2013 | They can take me anywhere except the airport; they shoot me down in that sector. | 1.2548 | 0.04132 | 157 | 123 | 28 | 6 |
2014 | They keep me light on my feet, but still can’t lift my spirits. | 1.2548 | 0.04418 | 157 | 126 | 22 | 9 |
2015 | AND I don't need a belt. | 1.2548 | 0.04325 | 157 | 125 | 24 | 8 |
2016 | These won't clutter up the sidewalks or knock out pedestrians like those damn electric scooters. | 1.2548 | 0.04325 | 157 | 125 | 24 | 8 |
2017 | Apparently the Fashion Police now have drones. | 1.2547 | 0.04430 | 161 | 130 | 21 | 10 |
2018 | I hated getting those ridges in my shoulders. | 1.2547 | 0.04430 | 161 | 130 | 21 | 10 |
2019 | They are also attached to my socks. | 1.2547 | 0.04342 | 161 | 129 | 23 | 9 |
2020 | You' re right - going to the John can be very challenging.. | 1.2547 | 0.04430 | 161 | 130 | 21 | 10 |
2021 | They’re in beta. | 1.2545 | 0.04354 | 165 | 133 | 22 | 10 |
2022 | And the best part, they'll run all day on a quart of honey. | 1.2545 | 0.04001 | 165 | 129 | 30 | 6 |
2023 | My ex fiancé dumped me because I kept droning on and on. | 1.2545 | 0.04092 | 165 | 130 | 28 | 7 |
2024 | Suspenders are so yesterday | 1.2545 | 0.04354 | 165 | 133 | 22 | 10 |
2025 | They follow me on Facebook. | 1.2545 | 0.04269 | 165 | 132 | 24 | 9 |
2026 | Yes, but I felt the belt version a bit invasive. | 1.2543 | 0.04050 | 173 | 137 | 28 | 8 |
2027 | go ahead buddyboy pull my finger | 1.2543 | 0.04213 | 173 | 139 | 24 | 10 |
2028 | The pants go down as quickly as they go up! Adapt or die, my friend. | 1.2543 | 0.04132 | 173 | 138 | 26 | 9 |
2029 | I think you’re missing the point.” | 1.2543 | 0.04292 | 173 | 140 | 22 | 11 |
2030 | Jeeze Bob, get with the 21st century! | 1.2542 | 0.03653 | 177 | 136 | 37 | 4 |
2031 | Belts and suspenders weren't working for me. | 1.2542 | 0.04068 | 177 | 141 | 27 | 9 |
2032 | Brilliant. What do you call the shoulder belts? | 1.2542 | 0.03989 | 177 | 140 | 29 | 8 |
2033 | Don't worry, they relax my shoulders and put a spring in my step. | 1.2541 | 0.03604 | 181 | 139 | 38 | 4 |
2034 | I'm testing the new Lyft "Literally" option | 1.2541 | 0.03770 | 181 | 141 | 34 | 6 |
2035 | After nearly thirty years as senior mechanical engineer at Boeing, I decided to launch my own company. | 1.2541 | 0.03604 | 181 | 139 | 38 | 4 |
2036 | It's the latest buzz. | 1.2541 | 0.03796 | 185 | 145 | 33 | 7 |
2037 | Just out walking my new pets, Eye and Spy. | 1.2535 | 0.04627 | 142 | 114 | 20 | 8 |
2038 | Finally, customer support I can give 5 stars! | 1.2534 | 0.04539 | 146 | 117 | 21 | 8 |
2039 | So I says to myself, 'I'm not gonna be one of these office drones.' | 1.2534 | 0.04434 | 146 | 116 | 23 | 7 |
2040 | Trust me, the drone pants always make a great impression on a first tinder date. | 1.2533 | 0.04456 | 150 | 120 | 22 | 8 |
2041 | I'm just not into pre-drone era fashion. | 1.2533 | 0.04555 | 150 | 121 | 20 | 9 |
2042 | my right hand wanted to know what my left hand was doing | 1.2533 | 0.04250 | 150 | 118 | 26 | 6 |
2043 | As Plato said, "An unexamined life is not worth living." | 1.2533 | 0.04144 | 150 | 117 | 28 | 5 |
2044 | They told me to lift myself up by my bootstraps, but why not take it one step further? | 1.2533 | 0.04354 | 150 | 119 | 24 | 7 |
2045 | It beats waiting in traffic! | 1.2532 | 0.04278 | 154 | 122 | 25 | 7 |
2046 | Yeah, but do yours intelligently pull your pants down when you have to pee? | 1.2532 | 0.04278 | 154 | 122 | 25 | 7 |
2047 | Until I find a pair of 32 regulars, these suckers do the trick | 1.2532 | 0.04376 | 154 | 123 | 23 | 8 |
2048 | These babies are completely programmable and adopt to a variety of male and female garments. | 1.2532 | 0.03969 | 154 | 119 | 31 | 4 |
2049 | Because the airlines have jacked up their prices again. | 1.2532 | 0.04075 | 154 | 120 | 29 | 5 |
2050 | Mine are superior as long as I have batteries, a cellphone, an app, and an internet connection. | 1.2532 | 0.04300 | 158 | 126 | 24 | 8 |
2051 | I’m disrupting belt technology | 1.2532 | 0.04206 | 158 | 125 | 26 | 7 |
2052 | Old school, eh? I like it. | 1.2532 | 0.04009 | 158 | 123 | 30 | 5 |
2053 | You'll never guess how you squeeze the hands-free remote! | 1.2531 | 0.04406 | 162 | 131 | 21 | 10 |
2054 | I fly the pants in the family. | 1.2531 | 0.04043 | 162 | 127 | 29 | 6 |
2055 | Try to suspend your disbelief Stuart. | 1.2531 | 0.04318 | 162 | 130 | 23 | 9 |
2056 | Regular suspenders dig into my shoulders. | 1.2531 | 0.04136 | 162 | 128 | 27 | 7 |
2057 | I call them: Suspenders®! | 1.2531 | 0.04228 | 162 | 129 | 25 | 8 |
2058 | The weggie is free of charge. | 1.2530 | 0.04331 | 166 | 134 | 22 | 10 |
2059 | The WiFi won't be the only thing that drops. | 1.2530 | 0.04070 | 166 | 131 | 28 | 7 |
2060 | Technology supports us more and more every day | 1.2530 | 0.03694 | 166 | 127 | 36 | 3 |
2061 | They do pull a little bit, but you get used to it. | 1.2530 | 0.03887 | 166 | 129 | 32 | 5 |
2062 | The pigeon traffic is horrible today. | 1.2530 | 0.03887 | 166 | 129 | 32 | 5 |
2063 | As you can see, the new Gucci Belt 3000 comes standard with dual drone capability. | 1.2530 | 0.04159 | 166 | 132 | 26 | 8 |
2064 | It’s great as long as the batteries last. | 1.2530 | 0.03979 | 166 | 130 | 30 | 6 |
2065 | You can wait for a sedan or leave now by drone. | 1.2529 | 0.04093 | 170 | 135 | 27 | 8 |
2066 | When the batteries start to run down, you know its time to head home. | 1.2529 | 0.03919 | 170 | 133 | 31 | 6 |
2067 | Smarty pants | 1.2529 | 0.03829 | 170 | 132 | 33 | 5 |
2068 | ...but now, I can't imagine life without them. | 1.2529 | 0.04029 | 174 | 138 | 28 | 8 |
2069 | AmaJohn Prime, nice to meet you. | 1.2529 | 0.03861 | 174 | 136 | 32 | 6 |
2070 | So when my boss says, 'Your pants are sagging, you're out of dress code,' I just press a button. | 1.2529 | 0.04111 | 174 | 139 | 26 | 9 |
2071 | Come on Carl, get with the times. | 1.2529 | 0.04029 | 174 | 138 | 28 | 8 |
2072 | Are you here to SUSPEND my FAA drone registration?? | 1.2528 | 0.04048 | 178 | 142 | 27 | 9 |
2073 | No, but I'm quite light on my feet. | 1.2528 | 0.03805 | 178 | 139 | 33 | 6 |
2074 | Driving a car is so 2017, bro. | 1.2526 | 0.03957 | 194 | 156 | 27 | 11 |
2075 | Suspenders are so 1980s Wall Street. | 1.2525 | 0.03699 | 198 | 156 | 34 | 8 |
2076 | ... and when batteries go, the drones and pants drop. | 1.2525 | 0.03835 | 198 | 158 | 30 | 10 |
2077 | Puppet? You're the puppet. | 1.2518 | 0.04800 | 139 | 113 | 17 | 9 |
2078 | We’re starting with belts, but our investors see a growing opportunity in bootstraps. | 1.2517 | 0.04300 | 147 | 116 | 25 | 6 |
2079 | Does my outfit look fly or what. | 1.2517 | 0.04407 | 147 | 117 | 23 | 7 |
2080 | I couldn't say "no", it was buy one get one free! | 1.2517 | 0.04078 | 147 | 114 | 29 | 4 |
2081 | I do admit that the first couple of tries were painful until I decided to wear a supporter. | 1.2517 | 0.04512 | 147 | 118 | 21 | 8 |
2082 | Hi, I'm Nathan from Microsoft, do you have time to take a quick survey? | 1.2517 | 0.04429 | 151 | 121 | 22 | 8 |
2083 | Do you know any places with decent carry-out under 6-1/2 pounds | 1.2517 | 0.04719 | 151 | 124 | 16 | 11 |
2084 | We've tried Viagra, Cialis...I tell you, this doctor is one persistent guy. | 1.2517 | 0.04429 | 151 | 121 | 22 | 8 |
2085 | This new suspenders system is head-and-shoulders above the rest. | 1.2516 | 0.04254 | 155 | 123 | 25 | 7 |
2086 | Can I borrow your phone? I need to pee. | 1.2516 | 0.04539 | 155 | 126 | 19 | 10 |
2087 | Sure, but what's keeping your suspenders up? | 1.2516 | 0.04446 | 155 | 125 | 21 | 9 |
2088 | They're hard on the crotch when you first power up but after 10 minutes, they're great. | 1.2516 | 0.04446 | 155 | 125 | 21 | 9 |
2089 | They're still improving the battery life. Right now, I can only be in public for like 20 minutes. | 1.2516 | 0.04254 | 155 | 123 | 25 | 7 |
2090 | It’s Silicon Valley’s answer to those ridiculous suspenders. | 1.2516 | 0.04276 | 159 | 127 | 24 | 8 |
2091 | I can get crosstown in 15 minutes. | 1.2516 | 0.03987 | 159 | 124 | 30 | 5 |
2092 | If you know a simpler, technologically progressive way to hold up pants, I'd love to hear it... | 1.2516 | 0.04086 | 159 | 125 | 28 | 6 |
2093 | They were Buy One-Get One Free on Amazon | 1.2516 | 0.04086 | 159 | 125 | 28 | 6 |
2094 | Sorry to drone on and on, but the concept really is quite simple... | 1.2515 | 0.04021 | 163 | 128 | 29 | 6 |
2095 | Droneless suspenders were so 2018. | 1.2515 | 0.04114 | 163 | 129 | 27 | 7 |
2096 | Give them up,you too can fly by the seat of your pants. | 1.2515 | 0.04205 | 163 | 130 | 25 | 8 |
2097 | Yeah, elevators can be tricky. | 1.2515 | 0.04114 | 163 | 129 | 27 | 7 |
2098 | Suspenders are so 20th Century. | 1.2515 | 0.04294 | 163 | 131 | 23 | 9 |
2099 | My friends tell me I need to be more self aware. | 1.2515 | 0.03925 | 163 | 127 | 31 | 5 |
2100 | Not sure I believe in the rise of the machines, but these ones are rising up my ass | 1.2515 | 0.04205 | 163 | 130 | 25 | 8 |
2101 | It's the future Jim | 1.2515 | 0.04048 | 167 | 132 | 28 | 7 |
2102 | They keep me cool, hold up my pants and are great conversation starters. | 1.2515 | 0.04137 | 167 | 133 | 26 | 8 |
2103 | I have an elevator phobia | 1.2515 | 0.03986 | 171 | 135 | 29 | 7 |
2104 | Works great...as long as you avoid doorways. | 1.2515 | 0.03986 | 171 | 135 | 29 | 7 |
2105 | Traffic above the FDR was crazy this morning. | 1.2515 | 0.03986 | 171 | 135 | 29 | 7 |
2106 | They laughed when I said I was an early adopter. Well who’s laughing now? | 1.2515 | 0.04071 | 171 | 136 | 27 | 8 |
2107 | Faster than a speeding Uber. More powerful than a locomotive Lyft. Able to leap tall buildings in a single bound. | 1.2515 | 0.03986 | 171 | 135 | 29 | 7 |
2108 | Suspenders make you look old-fashioned, Dude. | 1.2515 | 0.03624 | 171 | 131 | 37 | 3 |
2109 | ...and, they're a great way to keep cool on those hot summer days. | 1.2515 | 0.04237 | 171 | 138 | 23 | 10 |
2110 | Sorry, I didn't mean to drone on like that. | 1.2515 | 0.03809 | 171 | 133 | 33 | 5 |
2111 | I wish I'd double-checked the auto-correct. | 1.2515 | 0.03986 | 171 | 135 | 29 | 7 |
2112 | The problem is with number two. | 1.2514 | 0.04248 | 175 | 142 | 22 | 11 |
2113 | Oh these? They are the new Google suspenders. | 1.2514 | 0.03869 | 179 | 141 | 31 | 7 |
2114 | But it’s not so cool when the batteries run out. | 1.2514 | 0.03703 | 179 | 139 | 35 | 5 |
2115 | It's called the Wedgie 3000. | 1.2514 | 0.03968 | 183 | 146 | 28 | 9 |
2116 | And above all, on a hot day it's pretty cool. | 1.2514 | 0.03968 | 183 | 146 | 28 | 9 |
2117 | Do you need a lift? | 1.2513 | 0.03683 | 187 | 146 | 35 | 6 |
2118 | Yeah they’re cool, but the insurance is a real bitch. | 1.2500 | 0.04200 | 168 | 135 | 24 | 9 |
2119 | They are cheaper than a taxi or Uber. | 1.2500 | 0.04027 | 168 | 133 | 28 | 7 |
2120 | And the best part is, no more stinking elevators. | 1.2500 | 0.04159 | 160 | 127 | 26 | 7 |
2121 | A little bird do-do, yes. Still better than the subway. | 1.2500 | 0.04352 | 144 | 114 | 24 | 6 |
2122 | They hold my pants up and take selfies at the same time | 1.2500 | 0.04063 | 160 | 126 | 28 | 6 |
2123 | Do you have any idea what those suspenders say about you as a person? | 1.2500 | 0.04421 | 156 | 126 | 21 | 9 |
2124 | Just in case my patent isn't approved, I still wear a belt | 1.2500 | 0.04326 | 156 | 125 | 23 | 8 |
2125 | Psst—prison break at noon—pass it on. | 1.2500 | 0.03807 | 164 | 127 | 33 | 4 |
2126 | I used to keep my pants up with Viagra | 1.2500 | 0.04302 | 176 | 144 | 20 | 12 |
2127 | How’d you know my kids bought my suspenders from the SkyMall catalog? | 1.2500 | 0.04050 | 172 | 137 | 27 | 8 |
2128 | You should see the rover that ties my shoes. | 1.2500 | 0.04133 | 172 | 138 | 25 | 9 |
2129 | Not great if you're trying to conceive. | 1.2500 | 0.04239 | 144 | 113 | 26 | 5 |
2130 | Hello son, your Mom and Dad would like a Word. | 1.2500 | 0.04878 | 144 | 119 | 14 | 11 |
2131 | I could drone on and on, but to put it simply: I'm not a belt-and-suspenders guy. | 1.2500 | 0.04303 | 152 | 121 | 24 | 7 |
2132 | Suspenders are a young man's game. | 1.2500 | 0.04352 | 144 | 114 | 24 | 6 |
2133 | The trouble with suspenders was they always looked so dated | 1.2500 | 0.04133 | 172 | 138 | 25 | 9 |
2134 | Go ahead and stay in the 20th century for all I care! | 1.2500 | 0.04433 | 160 | 130 | 20 | 10 |
2135 | I still don't trust mine off-leash." | 1.2500 | 0.04357 | 164 | 133 | 21 | 10 |
2136 | I have to keep heavy objects in my pockets to avoid sudden unwanted lift-offs. | 1.2500 | 0.04610 | 132 | 105 | 21 | 6 |
2137 | It's pretty obvious that your love has not lifted me higher, thus the drones. | 1.2500 | 0.03999 | 164 | 129 | 29 | 6 |
2138 | I love your braces—so retro! | 1.2500 | 0.03763 | 152 | 116 | 34 | 2 |
2139 | ...and I never have to worry about sinkholes. | 1.2500 | 0.03906 | 176 | 139 | 30 | 7 |
2140 | It' a an all-purpose life saver: holds up my pants; provides cooling when i need it; lets me see what's behind me; scares off muggers; receives messages; and would you believe it, it's great for picking up chicks. | 1.2500 | 0.04182 | 164 | 131 | 25 | 8 |
2141 | Which Black Mirror episode is this? | 1.2500 | 0.04604 | 156 | 128 | 17 | 11 |
2142 | I'm not 'as fast as a speeding bullet', but I can 'leap the tallest buildings'. | 1.2500 | 0.04326 | 156 | 125 | 23 | 8 |
2143 | “These drone suspenders will have you walking on air.” | 1.2500 | 0.03965 | 172 | 136 | 29 | 7 |
2144 | My package needs extra tech support. | 1.2500 | 0.04685 | 148 | 121 | 17 | 10 |
2145 | But what if you need to use your shoulders for something? | 1.2500 | 0.04344 | 160 | 129 | 22 | 9 |
2146 | When are you upgrading to smartsuspenders? | 1.2500 | 0.04133 | 172 | 138 | 25 | 9 |
2147 | Buy one for $19.99 and get the second one for free. | 1.2487 | 0.03676 | 193 | 152 | 34 | 7 |
2148 | A belt, braces? So 1990’s | 1.2486 | 0.04004 | 185 | 149 | 26 | 10 |
2149 | They found me, fell in love with me, and won’t leave. | 1.2486 | 0.03618 | 185 | 144 | 36 | 5 |
2150 | You’d think the Government would have bigger things to worry about. | 1.2486 | 0.04064 | 181 | 146 | 25 | 10 |
2151 | Did you order an Uber Hug? | 1.2486 | 0.04285 | 181 | 149 | 19 | 13 |
2152 | I know why the caged drones sing. | 1.2486 | 0.03887 | 177 | 140 | 30 | 7 |
2153 | Batteries haven't run out, why do you ask? | 1.2486 | 0.03969 | 177 | 141 | 28 | 8 |
2154 | Dude, I’m taking belts and suspenders to a whole new level. | 1.2486 | 0.04127 | 177 | 143 | 24 | 10 |
2155 | I'm so cool, my suspenders have suspenders. | 1.2486 | 0.03969 | 177 | 141 | 28 | 8 |
2156 | Believe me, it's a great way to pick up chicks. | 1.2486 | 0.03887 | 177 | 140 | 30 | 7 |
2157 | Sure it looks ridiculous, but I am saving a fortune in cab fare. | 1.2486 | 0.04029 | 173 | 138 | 27 | 8 |
2158 | You’re telling me you still use a belt to hold up your pants? | 1.2486 | 0.04193 | 173 | 140 | 23 | 10 |
2159 | I have the Belts and Suspenders upgrade from Amazon Prime - the delivery and operation all-in-one package. | 1.2486 | 0.03859 | 173 | 136 | 31 | 6 |
2160 | Hey Todd, remember when you gave me a wedgie in 5th grade? | 1.2485 | 0.03917 | 169 | 133 | 30 | 6 |
2161 | The Space Force’s new uniforms come with these cool suspenders. | 1.2485 | 0.04178 | 169 | 136 | 24 | 9 |
2162 | I'll drop you anywhere. | 1.2485 | 0.03826 | 169 | 132 | 32 | 5 |
2163 | It’s gonna be hell when their batteries die. | 1.2485 | 0.04006 | 169 | 134 | 28 | 7 |
2164 | It's easier than finding a belt I like | 1.2485 | 0.03978 | 165 | 130 | 29 | 6 |
2165 | It's a win-win for lawyers - stay in fashion and create more accidents" | 1.2485 | 0.04159 | 165 | 132 | 25 | 8 |
2166 | Get with it, Bud. Fairy godmothers are so last-century. | 1.2485 | 0.03688 | 165 | 127 | 35 | 3 |
2167 | Women will never look at you the same again! | 1.2485 | 0.03884 | 165 | 129 | 31 | 5 |
2168 | I got my suspension lifted. | 1.2485 | 0.03884 | 165 | 129 | 31 | 5 |
2169 | Suspenders always look so dorky! | 1.2485 | 0.03978 | 165 | 130 | 29 | 6 |
2170 | This personal space surveillance technology works great, but there are a few challenges with it on the MTA. | 1.2484 | 0.04136 | 161 | 128 | 26 | 7 |
2171 | It was a steal but it's a sixth floor walk up. | 1.2484 | 0.04319 | 161 | 130 | 22 | 9 |
2172 | They're the Uber of suspenders | 1.2484 | 0.04319 | 161 | 130 | 22 | 9 |
2173 | The concept is highly uplifting! | 1.2484 | 0.04319 | 161 | 130 | 22 | 9 |
2174 | Dude, suspenders are so passé | 1.2484 | 0.04136 | 161 | 128 | 26 | 7 |
2175 | Need I repeat? You, me and everyone are under government surveillance! They are everywhere!! Can you not see what I'm talking about? | 1.2484 | 0.03797 | 157 | 121 | 33 | 3 |
2176 | Suspenders are so last year. | 1.2484 | 0.04006 | 157 | 123 | 29 | 5 |
2177 | How do you like my new Hammacher Schlemmer belt? | 1.2484 | 0.04301 | 157 | 126 | 23 | 8 |
2178 | Hi. I'm new here. | 1.2484 | 0.04278 | 153 | 122 | 24 | 7 |
2179 | This new look is really going to take off! | 1.2484 | 0.04072 | 153 | 120 | 28 | 5 |
2180 | I couldn't find my belt. | 1.2484 | 0.04278 | 153 | 122 | 24 | 7 |
2181 | Is my fly showing? | 1.2484 | 0.04377 | 153 | 123 | 22 | 8 |
2182 | Listen to me drone on. | 1.2484 | 0.04570 | 153 | 125 | 18 | 10 |
2183 | As seen on SharkTank. | 1.2484 | 0.04176 | 153 | 121 | 26 | 6 |
2184 | Well Dave, the hum is annoying, but fashion stops for no man. | 1.2483 | 0.04141 | 149 | 117 | 27 | 5 |
2185 | Hey, I like your retro look! | 1.2483 | 0.04030 | 149 | 116 | 29 | 4 |
2186 | I hate to drone on and on but... | 1.2483 | 0.04354 | 149 | 119 | 23 | 7 |
2187 | I was so embarrassed by my old-school dad and his suspenders. No way I was going to end up like that. | 1.2483 | 0.04213 | 145 | 114 | 26 | 5 |
2188 | It's 2018 Jeff! Impractical or not, THIS is fashion. | 1.2482 | 0.04738 | 141 | 115 | 17 | 9 |
2189 | It's only been a problem when they won't land. | 1.2482 | 0.04244 | 137 | 107 | 26 | 4 |
2190 | These Uber-Drones are fantastic! But I do miss the conversations. | 1.2481 | 0.04453 | 133 | 105 | 23 | 5 |
2191 | ...and then you tug on these depending on how closely cropped you want your hair | 1.2474 | 0.03585 | 194 | 152 | 36 | 6 |
2192 | It's my new start up, up and away. | 1.2473 | 0.03812 | 182 | 144 | 31 | 7 |
2193 | I call the left one belt and the right one suspenders. | 1.2471 | 0.03839 | 174 | 137 | 31 | 6 |
2194 | They’re called braces, by the way, not suspenders. | 1.2471 | 0.03752 | 174 | 136 | 33 | 5 |
2195 | I’m bi-dronal, it’s a thing. | 1.2471 | 0.03925 | 174 | 138 | 29 | 7 |
2196 | Remember when belt and suspenders was enough? | 1.2471 | 0.04171 | 174 | 141 | 23 | 10 |
2197 | I didn’t get a five-star rating by dropping anyone. | 1.2471 | 0.04091 | 174 | 140 | 25 | 9 |
2198 | I finally got the hang of this “selfie” thing. | 1.2471 | 0.04071 | 170 | 136 | 26 | 8 |
2199 | I don't know what they do either, but they're a sure fire chick-magnet. | 1.2470 | 0.03767 | 166 | 129 | 33 | 4 |
2200 | They're ok but on a windy day talk about 'restricted airspace'. | 1.2470 | 0.04137 | 166 | 133 | 25 | 8 |
2201 | My trainer told me to record my diet and exercise habits. | 1.2470 | 0.04224 | 166 | 134 | 23 | 9 |
2202 | You look ridiculous, still wearing suspenders? | 1.2469 | 0.04384 | 162 | 132 | 20 | 10 |
2203 | And it's all hooked up with bluetooth, so you just need to say: Alexa, pick my wedgie. | 1.2469 | 0.04113 | 162 | 129 | 26 | 7 |
2204 | I get the skepticism, but ultimately I'm a big fan | 1.2468 | 0.04182 | 158 | 126 | 25 | 7 |
2205 | Brother, can you spare a charge? | 1.2468 | 0.03984 | 158 | 124 | 29 | 5 |
2206 | This is not your father's belt and suspenders... | 1.2468 | 0.04182 | 158 | 126 | 25 | 7 |
2207 | I love the modern look apart for the occasional wedgie | 1.2468 | 0.04370 | 158 | 128 | 21 | 9 |
2208 | They're less intrusive than a divorce. | 1.2468 | 0.04448 | 154 | 125 | 20 | 9 |
2209 | Dude, it's just suspended animation. | 1.2466 | 0.04407 | 146 | 117 | 22 | 7 |
2210 | Double-drone suspension! It will navigate you through your toughest days. Trust me, it won't let you down. | 1.2466 | 0.04188 | 146 | 115 | 26 | 5 |
2211 | It's a must have to avoid all those annoying folks on motorized scooters and skateboards. | 1.2466 | 0.04188 | 146 | 115 | 26 | 5 |
2212 | These new and improved e-suspenders add detail to my outfit and can be adjusted via an app | 1.2465 | 0.04600 | 142 | 115 | 19 | 8 |
2213 | My venture-backed tech startup is disrupting the belt industry. Name's Chad. Great to meet you. | 1.2465 | 0.04490 | 142 | 114 | 21 | 7 |
2214 | I thought the job was for a dog-walker | 1.2465 | 0.04378 | 142 | 113 | 23 | 6 |
2215 | They can do up my zipper, too! | 1.2465 | 0.04490 | 142 | 114 | 21 | 7 |
2216 | I got the pants from Amazon, and they're still in the trial period. | 1.2465 | 0.04378 | 142 | 113 | 23 | 6 |
2217 | I use the one on the left to keep an eye on the other one. | 1.2462 | 0.03714 | 195 | 155 | 32 | 8 |
2218 | I got the idea researching new treatments for ED. | 1.2461 | 0.03837 | 191 | 153 | 29 | 9 |
2219 | Special delivery! | 1.2460 | 0.03892 | 187 | 150 | 28 | 9 |
2220 | Apparently they repel elephants - it seems to work. | 1.2459 | 0.03632 | 183 | 143 | 35 | 5 |
2221 | The one on the right tells me what my left side is doing, and the one on the left tells me what my right side is doing. Amazing invention. | 1.2458 | 0.04236 | 179 | 147 | 20 | 12 |
2222 | Sure they keep your pants up, but can they make you 10 pounds lighter? | 1.2458 | 0.04008 | 179 | 144 | 26 | 9 |
2223 | Suspenders and belt? Old hat! | 1.2457 | 0.04228 | 175 | 143 | 21 | 11 |
2224 | They're army surplus---another example of government waist. | 1.2457 | 0.04070 | 175 | 141 | 25 | 9 |
2225 | ....and Whooooooosh, they’re on! | 1.2456 | 0.03876 | 171 | 135 | 30 | 6 |
2226 | Getting a new perspective on life is easier than I thought. | 1.2456 | 0.03695 | 171 | 133 | 34 | 4 |
2227 | How quaint. | 1.2456 | 0.03964 | 171 | 136 | 28 | 7 |
2228 | It's for my kid's science fair. He's calling it Tech Weggie 2.0. | 1.2456 | 0.04050 | 171 | 137 | 26 | 8 |
2229 | Who's going to notify you when your zipper's down? | 1.2455 | 0.04115 | 167 | 134 | 25 | 8 |
2230 | Not if I see you first. | 1.2455 | 0.04452 | 167 | 138 | 17 | 12 |
2231 | Brace yourself for me to drone on and on. | 1.2455 | 0.04532 | 167 | 139 | 15 | 13 |
2232 | Hello, I'm your new window washer. | 1.2455 | 0.03935 | 167 | 132 | 29 | 6 |
2233 | I'm just a regular schmoe like everyone else, I put my trousers on, one leg at a time, aided by my trusty trouser-drones. | 1.2454 | 0.04091 | 163 | 130 | 26 | 7 |
2234 | Hi, I'm your wife's new husband. | 1.2454 | 0.04091 | 163 | 130 | 26 | 7 |
2235 | I used to be self conscious, but the breeze is worth it. | 1.2454 | 0.03997 | 163 | 129 | 28 | 6 |
2236 | What are those??!! | 1.2454 | 0.04182 | 163 | 131 | 24 | 8 |
2237 | Typical Larry, droning on and on. | 1.2454 | 0.04272 | 163 | 132 | 22 | 9 |
2238 | And they really help on visits to friends in walk up apartments. | 1.2454 | 0.04182 | 163 | 131 | 24 | 8 |
2239 | It’s just Amazon Prime delivering my suspenders. The underwear delivery may be a little embarrassing. | 1.2454 | 0.04272 | 163 | 132 | 22 | 9 |
2240 | I’ll take the high road. | 1.2454 | 0.03997 | 163 | 129 | 28 | 6 |
2241 | Commuting from Brooklyn is a lot more fun. | 1.2453 | 0.04061 | 159 | 126 | 27 | 6 |
2242 | They promised us flying cars. | 1.2453 | 0.04253 | 159 | 128 | 23 | 8 |
2243 | And he droned on and on.... | 1.2453 | 0.04061 | 159 | 126 | 27 | 6 |
2244 | Yeah, I used to be a suspenders guy too, that was before I came to grips with the 21st century. | 1.2453 | 0.04253 | 159 | 128 | 23 | 8 |
2245 | It's called Drone Dating. It's free with your Amazon Prime membership. Do you want me to land somewhere else? | 1.2452 | 0.04327 | 155 | 125 | 22 | 8 |
2246 | Somebody has to provide oversight on this president. | 1.2452 | 0.04229 | 155 | 124 | 24 | 7 |
2247 | Yeah, well, you know, that's just like, your opinion man. | 1.2452 | 0.04026 | 155 | 122 | 28 | 5 |
2248 | Think the Jetsons meets an atomic wedgie. | 1.2452 | 0.04128 | 155 | 123 | 26 | 6 |
2249 | At first I had to deal with a wedgie, but a little duct tape fixed that issue. | 1.2452 | 0.04327 | 155 | 125 | 22 | 8 |
2250 | Believe me. No one will bother you with one of these. | 1.2452 | 0.04698 | 155 | 129 | 14 | 12 |
2251 | Say what you will about the military industrial complex, it's been great for wearable tech! | 1.2452 | 0.04128 | 155 | 123 | 26 | 6 |
2252 | Quick! The batteries! | 1.2450 | 0.04600 | 151 | 124 | 17 | 10 |
2253 | I call it, "The Smart Belt" | 1.2450 | 0.04503 | 151 | 123 | 19 | 9 |
2254 | Hello! Amazon needs feedback on it's new 'EZ Commute' product. Would you care to test ride? | 1.2450 | 0.04600 | 151 | 124 | 17 | 10 |
2255 | This new technology has me in suspense. | 1.2450 | 0.04303 | 151 | 121 | 23 | 7 |
2256 | What's a belt? | 1.2450 | 0.04600 | 151 | 124 | 17 | 10 |
2257 | As long as the batteries hold out they feel a lot more like 'suspenders.' | 1.2450 | 0.04092 | 151 | 119 | 27 | 5 |
2258 | My wife thought this was cheaper than a private detective. | 1.2449 | 0.04381 | 147 | 118 | 22 | 7 |
2259 | What's it to you if I'm a hovering parent? My kid has the remote. | 1.2449 | 0.04273 | 147 | 117 | 24 | 6 |
2260 | Drone on! | 1.2449 | 0.04162 | 147 | 116 | 26 | 5 |
2261 | They're my comfort drones! | 1.2448 | 0.03890 | 192 | 155 | 27 | 10 |
2262 | My new 'DroneSpenders' cut my commute time in half! | 1.2446 | 0.04432 | 139 | 111 | 22 | 6 |
2263 | Drone suspenders. Jet packs are passé. | 1.2446 | 0.04221 | 184 | 152 | 19 | 13 |
2264 | Fashion comes in cycles. | 1.2446 | 0.03696 | 184 | 145 | 33 | 6 |
2265 | It's really about disrupting the I-see-London-I-see-France space, but also it just looks cool. | 1.2444 | 0.03664 | 180 | 141 | 34 | 5 |
2266 | The pants came for free. | 1.2443 | 0.03714 | 176 | 138 | 33 | 5 |
2267 | Welcome to my fan club. | 1.2443 | 0.04128 | 176 | 143 | 23 | 10 |
2268 | They're Kegel controlled. | 1.2443 | 0.04206 | 176 | 144 | 21 | 11 |
2269 | They cut my commute time in half | 1.2442 | 0.03767 | 172 | 135 | 32 | 5 |
2270 | The technology might change, but wedgies will never go out of style. | 1.2442 | 0.03857 | 172 | 136 | 30 | 6 |
2271 | No adjustments, and no shoulder pain. | 1.2442 | 0.03857 | 172 | 136 | 30 | 6 |
2272 | I'm Amazon's new delivery system. | 1.2440 | 0.04179 | 168 | 136 | 23 | 9 |
2273 | I believe you ordered the downtown helicopter tour on Fiver? Hope you don’t mind but not all services will be available on this flight. Go ahead and take my hand and we’ll be on our way... | 1.2440 | 0.04346 | 168 | 138 | 19 | 11 |
2274 | So what was I supposed to do after they took away all the phone booths? | 1.2440 | 0.04005 | 168 | 134 | 27 | 7 |
2275 | If you fall , it'll be recorded " | 1.2440 | 0.03477 | 209 | 165 | 37 | 7 |
2276 | Your suspenders are so old fashioned. | 1.2439 | 0.03975 | 164 | 130 | 28 | 6 |
2277 | A belt and suspenders approach just isn't going to cut it in this economy anymore. | 1.2439 | 0.04335 | 164 | 134 | 20 | 10 |
2278 | Ten years from now, no one will be using suspenders anymore. | 1.2439 | 0.03880 | 164 | 129 | 30 | 5 |
2279 | Just had to get them out of the house, you know? | 1.2439 | 0.03975 | 164 | 130 | 28 | 6 |
2280 | I know I know my wife said this will help me keep my pants on | 1.2439 | 0.04068 | 164 | 131 | 26 | 7 |
2281 | Constant selfies record the reality of my remarkable life. | 1.2437 | 0.04411 | 160 | 131 | 19 | 10 |
2282 | The witness protection folks insisted on this. | 1.2437 | 0.04039 | 160 | 127 | 27 | 6 |
2283 | We are piloting Same Day Delivery in New Jersey, but the bridge is a nightmare | 1.2437 | 0.03940 | 160 | 126 | 29 | 5 |
2284 | Here’s the elevator pitch: “It’s Uber...for pants.” | 1.2436 | 0.04302 | 156 | 126 | 22 | 8 |
2285 | It's not going to look so stupid when they shut down my subway line for a year! | 1.2436 | 0.04003 | 156 | 123 | 28 | 5 |
2286 | I'm telling you, Wilbur, this will work! | 1.2436 | 0.04204 | 156 | 125 | 24 | 7 |
2287 | Kites were too impractical. | 1.2434 | 0.04277 | 152 | 122 | 23 | 7 |
2288 | Suspend your disbelief | 1.2434 | 0.04476 | 152 | 124 | 19 | 9 |
2289 | What's the matter, never seen a guy giving himself a wedgie? | 1.2432 | 0.04660 | 148 | 122 | 16 | 10 |
2290 | I’m sorry if I seem to be droning on. | 1.2432 | 0.04247 | 148 | 118 | 24 | 6 |
2291 | People always tell me I drone on and on. | 1.2432 | 0.04247 | 148 | 118 | 24 | 6 |
2292 | ...one is okay, this is more like belt and suspendrones. | 1.2432 | 0.03911 | 185 | 149 | 27 | 9 |
2293 | And then he said "If you build it, they will come." | 1.2432 | 0.03757 | 185 | 147 | 31 | 7 |
2294 | Bid me slip the surly bonds of earth... | 1.2431 | 0.03729 | 181 | 143 | 32 | 6 |
2295 | No more saggy pants. Guess where I have the controller. | 1.2431 | 0.03810 | 181 | 144 | 30 | 7 |
2296 | Well, drones have the element of suspense. | 1.2431 | 0.03810 | 181 | 144 | 30 | 7 |
2297 | ...able to leap tall buildings in a single bound! | 1.2431 | 0.03729 | 181 | 143 | 32 | 6 |
2298 | It's not for everyone. Have you considered a belt? | 1.2431 | 0.04210 | 144 | 114 | 25 | 5 |
2299 | I gotta run. Need to recharge. | 1.2429 | 0.03782 | 177 | 140 | 31 | 6 |
2300 | Suspenders? They've gone the way of the flip phone. | 1.2429 | 0.03866 | 177 | 141 | 29 | 7 |
2301 | Airspenders! Get with it Dude! | 1.2429 | 0.03608 | 177 | 138 | 35 | 4 |
2302 | Superior suspension, with almost negligible wedgie risk. | 1.2429 | 0.03696 | 177 | 139 | 33 | 5 |
2303 | We call it "The Game of Drones!" | 1.2429 | 0.04404 | 140 | 112 | 22 | 6 |
2304 | My fly will never stay open again. | 1.2428 | 0.03657 | 173 | 135 | 34 | 4 |
2305 | I'm telling you, spywear is really going to take off. | 1.2428 | 0.04252 | 173 | 142 | 20 | 11 |
2306 | I lost my damn belt, is that a problem for you? | 1.2426 | 0.03984 | 169 | 135 | 27 | 7 |
2307 | I used to be a belt-and-suspenders kind of guy, like you. But no more! | 1.2426 | 0.04157 | 169 | 137 | 23 | 9 |
2308 | Impractical? Spendy? True, but oh so chic. | 1.2426 | 0.03894 | 169 | 134 | 29 | 6 |
2309 | It's cheaper than paying for parking! | 1.2426 | 0.03803 | 169 | 133 | 31 | 5 |
2310 | You're next. Lift off is easy. It's getting into Superman position that's difficult. | 1.2426 | 0.03894 | 169 | 134 | 29 | 6 |
2311 | Its an Uber subsidiary. Later dude. | 1.2424 | 0.03859 | 165 | 130 | 30 | 5 |
2312 | Well, these are Amazon Prime suspenders. | 1.2424 | 0.04312 | 165 | 135 | 20 | 10 |
2313 | They're super comfortable, as long as you wear the recommended wedgie-proof pants. | 1.2422 | 0.04205 | 161 | 130 | 23 | 8 |
2314 | Sure, your pants don't fall down, but how do you keep your social status up? | 1.2422 | 0.04205 | 161 | 130 | 23 | 8 |
2315 | You wouldn’t believe the mileage I’m getting on these things. | 1.2422 | 0.04016 | 161 | 128 | 27 | 6 |
2316 | I've had it with helicopters to the Hamptons. | 1.2422 | 0.04297 | 161 | 131 | 21 | 9 |
2317 | Go ahead, Mug me. | 1.2420 | 0.04082 | 157 | 125 | 26 | 6 |
2318 | My pants have never been so secure. | 1.2420 | 0.04082 | 157 | 125 | 26 | 6 |
2319 | In an emergency I can summon my pants. | 1.2420 | 0.04082 | 157 | 125 | 26 | 6 |
2320 | My mom likes to know what I am doing at all times. | 1.2420 | 0.04277 | 157 | 127 | 22 | 8 |
2321 | It's my new "Traffic Beater" belt attachment from Sharper Image. | 1.2419 | 0.03816 | 186 | 149 | 29 | 8 |
2322 | To hold my pants up! Get it? | 1.2419 | 0.03816 | 186 | 149 | 29 | 8 |
2323 | We're in stealth mode. | 1.2419 | 0.03966 | 186 | 151 | 25 | 10 |
2324 | You’re in luck! I just got 2.3 billion dollars from venture capitalists to solve the Suspender Crisis. | 1.2418 | 0.04045 | 153 | 121 | 27 | 5 |
2325 | Bro you don't have drone-suspenders yet? Get with it. | 1.2418 | 0.04352 | 153 | 124 | 21 | 8 |
2326 | Unmanned Aerial Suspenders, check me out on Kickstarter... | 1.2418 | 0.04252 | 153 | 123 | 23 | 7 |
2327 | They actually don't tell time. | 1.2418 | 0.04450 | 153 | 125 | 19 | 9 |
2328 | After being diagnosed with cell phone addiction, I quit cold turkey, and went with these. | 1.2418 | 0.03949 | 182 | 147 | 26 | 9 |
2329 | Buy one get one at Sky Mall. | 1.2418 | 0.04025 | 182 | 148 | 24 | 10 |
2330 | All is fine until the drones come down. | 1.2416 | 0.04113 | 149 | 118 | 26 | 5 |
2331 | The Russians designed them for Larry King. | 1.2416 | 0.04328 | 149 | 120 | 22 | 7 |
2332 | No shedding, no kitty litter, no doggy bags. Plus, they hold my pants up. | 1.2416 | 0.04222 | 149 | 119 | 24 | 6 |
2333 | And, the fans keep you cool. | 1.2416 | 0.03678 | 178 | 140 | 33 | 5 |
2334 | Only two days with Amazon Prime. | 1.2414 | 0.04407 | 145 | 117 | 21 | 7 |
2335 | Spare change for double A's? | 1.2414 | 0.03817 | 174 | 138 | 30 | 6 |
2336 | What’s so funny? Two eyes, two ears, two drones. | 1.2414 | 0.04297 | 145 | 116 | 23 | 6 |
2337 | Sure they're autonomous, but they ride up like crazy. | 1.2412 | 0.03874 | 170 | 135 | 29 | 6 |
2338 | You haven’t seen a joystick around, have you? | 1.2412 | 0.03783 | 170 | 134 | 31 | 5 |
2339 | Wait til you see the belt I’ve ordered. | 1.2412 | 0.04049 | 170 | 137 | 25 | 8 |
2340 | My doctor told me losing weight would help keep my knees from hurting. | 1.2411 | 0.04259 | 141 | 112 | 24 | 5 |
2341 | Don't tell me, you have a Blackberry too. | 1.2411 | 0.04376 | 141 | 113 | 22 | 6 |
2342 | Suspends your disbelief, doesn't it? | 1.2411 | 0.04490 | 141 | 114 | 20 | 7 |
2343 | And then I don't have to wash my hands because these pull up my pants for me. | 1.2410 | 0.04202 | 166 | 135 | 22 | 9 |
2344 | Four of these and I run into a passenger jet, three I tip over, two are just right! | 1.2410 | 0.03742 | 166 | 130 | 32 | 4 |
2345 | I remember you. Your ex-wife hired me awhile back. | 1.2410 | 0.04202 | 166 | 135 | 22 | 9 |
2346 | Actually, it's kind of fun, but they sometimes leave me places I didn't want to go. | 1.2410 | 0.04024 | 166 | 133 | 26 | 7 |
2347 | I call them “suspended suspenders” | 1.2410 | 0.04024 | 166 | 133 | 26 | 7 |
2348 | I have a sneaking suspicion the government is watching. | 1.2410 | 0.04202 | 166 | 135 | 22 | 9 |
2349 | There's more intense range anxiety than you get in an electric car. | 1.2410 | 0.04202 | 166 | 135 | 22 | 9 |
2350 | The ladies love them. | 1.2407 | 0.04089 | 162 | 130 | 25 | 7 |
2351 | Who dressed you...your Mom?! | 1.2407 | 0.03994 | 162 | 129 | 27 | 6 |
2352 | Can I buy those? I collect 1.0s. | 1.2407 | 0.04361 | 162 | 133 | 19 | 10 |
2353 | Only $1599.99 on suspndr.com, but the 45-minute battery costs a bit more. | 1.2407 | 0.04089 | 162 | 130 | 25 | 7 |
2354 | The suspense is just about killing me. | 1.2405 | 0.04253 | 158 | 128 | 22 | 8 |
2355 | I could talk forever about them, so don't let me drone on. | 1.2405 | 0.03958 | 158 | 125 | 28 | 5 |
2356 | The guy could drone on for hours | 1.2405 | 0.04528 | 158 | 131 | 16 | 11 |
2357 | These aren't your grandpa's suspenders! | 1.2405 | 0.04059 | 158 | 126 | 26 | 6 |
2358 | ...and no more sore shoulders. | 1.2405 | 0.03958 | 158 | 125 | 28 | 5 |
2359 | Of course suspenders would be more convenient. But would they be as cool as this? | 1.2404 | 0.03773 | 183 | 146 | 30 | 7 |
2360 | Our policy at Over is that you tip and rate us right before drop off. | 1.2403 | 0.04424 | 154 | 126 | 19 | 9 |
2361 | Welcome to Amazon Direct Temporary Labor | 1.2403 | 0.04126 | 154 | 123 | 25 | 6 |
2362 | Look... it's simple... I go up, I take a look and I come down. | 1.2403 | 0.04228 | 154 | 124 | 23 | 7 |
2363 | "It's $1 to unlock then $0.15/min, each." | 1.2403 | 0.04519 | 154 | 127 | 17 | 10 |
2364 | You need the Air Lyft app. | 1.2403 | 0.04228 | 154 | 124 | 23 | 7 |
2365 | Aerial suspenders are uplifting. | 1.2403 | 0.04126 | 154 | 123 | 25 | 6 |
2366 | you got any spare batteries? | 1.2402 | 0.03827 | 179 | 143 | 29 | 7 |
2367 | My wife no longer drones on about plumber’s butt. | 1.2400 | 0.04197 | 150 | 120 | 24 | 6 |
2368 | Everybody needs a lift once in a while. | 1.2400 | 0.03883 | 175 | 140 | 28 | 7 |
2369 | Wow, these things really make my pants vibrate! | 1.2400 | 0.03967 | 175 | 141 | 26 | 8 |
2370 | Sorry, I tend to drone on. | 1.2400 | 0.03883 | 175 | 140 | 28 | 7 |
2371 | Belts are so yesterday. | 1.2400 | 0.04197 | 150 | 120 | 24 | 6 |
2372 | Drone delivery sounds great but returns will get you. | 1.2400 | 0.03883 | 175 | 140 | 28 | 7 |
2373 | The future is now suspended. | 1.2398 | 0.04277 | 171 | 141 | 19 | 11 |
2374 | Yeah, but my shoulders don't get tired. | 1.2398 | 0.03942 | 171 | 137 | 27 | 7 |
2375 | They're called suspenders for a reason. | 1.2397 | 0.04486 | 146 | 119 | 19 | 8 |
2376 | Suspenders for millennials. | 1.2397 | 0.04271 | 146 | 117 | 23 | 6 |
2377 | It's called the iBelt. There really is nothing Apple can't do! | 1.2395 | 0.04092 | 167 | 135 | 24 | 8 |
2378 | The problem is I can only wear them without a jacket “ | 1.2395 | 0.04092 | 167 | 135 | 24 | 8 |
2379 | What happens when you want to go to the bathroom? | 1.2395 | 0.04431 | 167 | 139 | 16 | 12 |
2380 | Eventually the "belt and suspenders" approach wasn't enough for me. | 1.2395 | 0.04179 | 167 | 136 | 22 | 9 |
2381 | Women say I'm self-involved and unapproachable, but I don't see it. I'm a regular guy like you, Jack. | 1.2395 | 0.04179 | 167 | 136 | 22 | 9 |
2382 | I just don't think we're compatible. I mean, how am I supposed to follow you? You don't even live stream. | 1.2394 | 0.03854 | 188 | 152 | 27 | 9 |
2383 | Nope, same old Jerry, but the 'fro had to go. | 1.2394 | 0.03999 | 188 | 154 | 23 | 11 |
2384 | You always said I droned on and on! | 1.2393 | 0.04159 | 163 | 132 | 23 | 8 |
2385 | No, it's not that tough in the bathroom - but a little advance planning sure helps. | 1.2393 | 0.03777 | 163 | 128 | 31 | 4 |
2386 | I see you went with the Bluetooth model. | 1.2393 | 0.03777 | 163 | 128 | 31 | 4 |
2387 | I am back in the jeans I wore in college | 1.2393 | 0.03972 | 163 | 130 | 27 | 6 |
2388 | Yes, they were made in China. How did you know? | 1.2393 | 0.04249 | 163 | 133 | 21 | 9 |
2389 | Sorry to drone on like that. | 1.2393 | 0.04249 | 163 | 133 | 21 | 9 |
2390 | We here at the MTA will never stop working on solutions. | 1.2393 | 0.03972 | 163 | 130 | 27 | 6 |
2391 | Is safer than Uber... | 1.2393 | 0.03972 | 163 | 130 | 27 | 6 |
2392 | I'm trying out for Amazon Man. | 1.2393 | 0.04067 | 163 | 131 | 25 | 7 |
2393 | I'm actually doing a study on wedgie tolerance. | 1.2391 | 0.03910 | 184 | 149 | 26 | 9 |
2394 | Remember when pants just fit? | 1.2390 | 0.03833 | 159 | 125 | 30 | 4 |
2395 | Attach 'em to your hips and no wedgies, guaranteed. | 1.2390 | 0.03936 | 159 | 126 | 28 | 5 |
2396 | These suspenders were costly but totally worth it, which is a ton of weight off my shoulders. | 1.2389 | 0.03808 | 180 | 144 | 29 | 7 |
2397 | I just wanted to elevate my suspender game. | 1.2387 | 0.04398 | 155 | 127 | 19 | 9 |
2398 | You can return me. But judging from the battery life you're going to have to give me cab fare. | 1.2387 | 0.04302 | 155 | 126 | 21 | 8 |
2399 | As long as you don't have to use the bathroom, these things are like magic. | 1.2387 | 0.03999 | 155 | 123 | 27 | 5 |
2400 | Elevators are a relic of the past if you can deal with a wedgie. | 1.2387 | 0.03671 | 155 | 120 | 33 | 2 |
2401 | It also keeps most people from approaching me which really helps my crippling social anxiety | 1.2387 | 0.04102 | 155 | 124 | 25 | 6 |
2402 | I'm taking a really cheap flight to Miami! | 1.2387 | 0.04102 | 155 | 124 | 25 | 6 |
2403 | Wait until you see what I'm using for underwear | 1.2387 | 0.04302 | 155 | 126 | 21 | 8 |
2404 | Heading home? I'll give you a lift. | 1.2387 | 0.04203 | 155 | 125 | 23 | 7 |
2405 | Things go south when I let my son control them. | 1.2387 | 0.04102 | 155 | 124 | 25 | 6 |
2406 | I know Droning-On is a lousy air taxi name, but Lyft was aleady taken. | 1.2386 | 0.03864 | 176 | 141 | 28 | 7 |
2407 | Gotta fly. | 1.2386 | 0.03779 | 176 | 140 | 30 | 6 |
2408 | Trust me, in a few years, everyone will be wearing them. | 1.2386 | 0.03947 | 176 | 142 | 26 | 8 |
2409 | I got this and ten other permutations patented. The next time somebody mentions drone and underwear together, BAM! I sue and we settle. | 1.2386 | 0.03864 | 176 | 141 | 28 | 7 |
2410 | Amazon is hiring seasonal workers | 1.2384 | 0.04276 | 151 | 122 | 22 | 7 |
2411 | This is the latest from Sansabelt. | 1.2384 | 0.04276 | 151 | 122 | 22 | 7 |
2412 | A few ladies' hats in church, but that's only on Easter. | 1.2384 | 0.03954 | 151 | 119 | 28 | 4 |
2413 | I don't know why people say that I drone on and on about the new suspenders I invented! | 1.2384 | 0.04378 | 151 | 123 | 20 | 8 |
2414 | It's about time you upgraded, you look ridiculous | 1.2384 | 0.04478 | 151 | 124 | 18 | 9 |
2415 | I'm elevating the "selfie" to a whole new level. | 1.2384 | 0.03744 | 172 | 136 | 31 | 5 |
2416 | I'm a chippendale dancer. A party on the Northside ordered me. | 1.2384 | 0.04091 | 172 | 140 | 23 | 9 |
2417 | And they're hands free and drip dry! | 1.2381 | 0.03686 | 189 | 151 | 31 | 7 |
2418 | He droned on and on about constantly feeling watched! | 1.2381 | 0.04242 | 168 | 138 | 20 | 10 |
2419 | I've named my drones Wilber and Orville | 1.2381 | 0.03891 | 168 | 134 | 28 | 6 |
2420 | Uber is testing out a new drone taxi service - it’s called the “drone drop”. | 1.2381 | 0.03901 | 147 | 115 | 29 | 3 |
2421 | Then it came to me: Why not have a pair of drones hold up my pants? | 1.2381 | 0.04242 | 168 | 138 | 20 | 10 |
2422 | Could not find my suspenders this morning. | 1.2381 | 0.03982 | 168 | 135 | 26 | 7 |
2423 | I've only got the fuel to catch the last three innings, but hell, the view is great, and decent Yankees-Red Sox tickets cost at least 500 bucks. | 1.2381 | 0.04459 | 147 | 120 | 19 | 8 |
2424 | I told you you’d have two suspender disbelief. | 1.2381 | 0.04562 | 147 | 121 | 17 | 9 |
2425 | Fly? No, no. It's to ward off mosquitos. | 1.2381 | 0.03703 | 168 | 132 | 32 | 4 |
2426 | Admit it: men's fashion was ripe for disruption. | 1.2381 | 0.04070 | 168 | 136 | 24 | 8 |
2427 | My wife is keeping track of my spending. . . | 1.2378 | 0.04044 | 164 | 132 | 25 | 7 |
2428 | My wife got tired of calling to ask when I'd be home... | 1.2378 | 0.04313 | 164 | 135 | 19 | 10 |
2429 | It’s a tech wedgie. | 1.2378 | 0.04044 | 164 | 132 | 25 | 7 |
2430 | It's safer than walking around here. | 1.2378 | 0.04225 | 164 | 134 | 21 | 9 |
2431 | My suspenders are more fly than yours | 1.2378 | 0.04136 | 164 | 133 | 23 | 8 |
2432 | Hey, everythings remote controlled, you feel 10 pounds lighter, and theres no more grandpa look! | 1.2378 | 0.04044 | 164 | 132 | 25 | 7 |
2433 | "Big deal. You wear a cup." | 1.2378 | 0.04136 | 164 | 133 | 23 | 8 |
2434 | Google doesn't hire me? I go straight to Apple Maps. | 1.2378 | 0.04044 | 164 | 132 | 25 | 7 |
2435 | A little expensive to hold my pants up, but it works. | 1.2378 | 0.04321 | 143 | 115 | 22 | 6 |
2436 | No, actually it's quite comfortable and in addition to holding up my adult diaper, my wife can keep track of me. | 1.2378 | 0.04543 | 143 | 117 | 18 | 8 |
2437 | Selfie drones are the new selfie sticks. | 1.2376 | 0.03870 | 181 | 146 | 27 | 8 |
2438 | Yes, it was a buy-one-get-one-free deal | 1.2376 | 0.03948 | 181 | 147 | 25 | 9 |
2439 | These new suspenders really deliver. | 1.2376 | 0.03870 | 181 | 146 | 27 | 8 |
2440 | I'd say it's worth paying 526 times more to look this cool. | 1.2375 | 0.04205 | 160 | 130 | 22 | 8 |
2441 | Your suspenders may be more practical but this is far more innovative. | 1.2375 | 0.04297 | 160 | 131 | 20 | 9 |
2442 | Better than the foil hat? | 1.2375 | 0.04205 | 160 | 130 | 22 | 8 |
2443 | What's all the buzz about? The suspense is killing me. | 1.2375 | 0.04205 | 160 | 130 | 22 | 8 |
2444 | and free delivery saves me tons in carfare! | 1.2375 | 0.03708 | 160 | 125 | 32 | 3 |
2445 | The suspenders really hurt my shoulders | 1.2375 | 0.04205 | 160 | 130 | 22 | 8 |
2446 | Yeah, we’ll this is how we do hold ups now. Give me your spare batteries or you’ll be getting a reverse Mohawk. | 1.2374 | 0.04744 | 139 | 115 | 15 | 9 |
2447 | Of course, everybody has to pull in the same direction | 1.2373 | 0.04008 | 177 | 144 | 24 | 9 |
2448 | Second star to the right and straight on 'til morning. | 1.2373 | 0.04087 | 177 | 145 | 22 | 10 |
2449 | Surveillpance, by Abercrombie. | 1.2372 | 0.04372 | 156 | 128 | 19 | 9 |
2450 | I find it helpful in relieving the tension in my shoulders, or I could just wear a belt. | 1.2372 | 0.03976 | 156 | 124 | 27 | 5 |
2451 | Other than the surprise haircuts, facial nicks, and low-battery-anxiety, this is the best damn thing since shoelaces.com! | 1.2372 | 0.04372 | 156 | 128 | 19 | 9 |
2452 | They will never let you down. | 1.2372 | 0.03762 | 156 | 122 | 31 | 3 |
2453 | I could just drone on about these new suspenders | 1.2372 | 0.04079 | 156 | 125 | 25 | 6 |
2454 | I'm sorry, I know that I drone on about these suspenders. | 1.2372 | 0.04179 | 156 | 126 | 23 | 7 |
2455 | They hold up my pants, and they deliver sushi. | 1.2372 | 0.04277 | 156 | 127 | 21 | 8 |
2456 | It’s a lot easier than spinning plates. | 1.2372 | 0.04372 | 156 | 128 | 19 | 9 |
2457 | In the olden days I would wear a belt and suspenders. | 1.2372 | 0.04179 | 156 | 126 | 23 | 7 |
2458 | "And, I said, 'to hold my pants up.' Get it?" | 1.2372 | 0.03871 | 156 | 123 | 29 | 4 |
2459 | They keep my pants up, but are impossible to manage appropriately in the restroom. | 1.2370 | 0.03814 | 173 | 138 | 29 | 6 |
2460 | Yah, so then I called Lyft | 1.2370 | 0.03814 | 173 | 138 | 29 | 6 |
2461 | My suspenders broke. | 1.2370 | 0.03814 | 173 | 138 | 29 | 6 |
2462 | This way I can get a tan and record selfies while flying to work. | 1.2370 | 0.03725 | 173 | 137 | 31 | 5 |
2463 | Dude, how do you expect to attract women, when you wear old fashion suspenders? | 1.2370 | 0.03725 | 173 | 137 | 31 | 5 |
2464 | latest advance in suspender technology, except for the occasional wedgie they seem to work well. | 1.2370 | 0.03901 | 173 | 139 | 27 | 7 |
2465 | Belts AND suspenders are now old school... | 1.2370 | 0.03986 | 173 | 140 | 25 | 8 |
2466 | Don't worry, they don't bite! They do sever, though. | 1.2370 | 0.03901 | 173 | 139 | 27 | 7 |
2467 | One leg at a time just isn't good enough anymore | 1.2370 | 0.03725 | 173 | 137 | 31 | 5 |
2468 | Pay up, I made through the whole week. | 1.2368 | 0.03818 | 190 | 154 | 27 | 9 |
2469 | Smartpants - the new smartphones! | 1.2368 | 0.04147 | 152 | 122 | 24 | 6 |
2470 | Suspendrones. | 1.2368 | 0.04147 | 152 | 122 | 24 | 6 |
2471 | The best part is not even needing to wear a belt anymore. | 1.2368 | 0.04147 | 152 | 122 | 24 | 6 |
2472 | Since they fixed the wedgie glitch there have been zero fatalities! | 1.2368 | 0.04251 | 152 | 123 | 22 | 7 |
2473 | I win this round -- both stylish and functional! | 1.2367 | 0.03870 | 169 | 135 | 28 | 6 |
2474 | These Amazon drone deliveries are so convenient, they even put on the suspenders that I ordered. | 1.2367 | 0.04048 | 169 | 137 | 24 | 8 |
2475 | I can get downtown in five minutes if we don't crash. | 1.2367 | 0.03870 | 169 | 135 | 28 | 6 |
2476 | The Auto Wedgie is the perfect solution for the busy bully. | 1.2367 | 0.03960 | 169 | 136 | 26 | 7 |
2477 | You can’t be too careful in the “Me Too” age | 1.2366 | 0.04576 | 131 | 106 | 19 | 6 |
2478 | Second mortgage aside, the salesman assured me these will pay for themselves in belt savings alone | 1.2365 | 0.03995 | 148 | 117 | 27 | 4 |
2479 | I don't know, they just showed up. | 1.2364 | 0.04289 | 165 | 136 | 19 | 10 |
2480 | 'Aero Suspend' is the postmodern way to keep your pants up. | 1.2364 | 0.03834 | 165 | 131 | 29 | 5 |
2481 | And best of all... I don’t need a belt anymore! | 1.2364 | 0.03929 | 165 | 132 | 27 | 6 |
2482 | If you ain't drone, you ain't grown, yo! | 1.2364 | 0.03929 | 165 | 132 | 27 | 6 |
2483 | Screw the ""Golden Parachute" paradigm, I have drone suspenders. | 1.2363 | 0.03850 | 182 | 147 | 27 | 8 |
2484 | It plays well with my millennial audience. | 1.2361 | 0.04294 | 144 | 116 | 22 | 6 |
2485 | Because suspenders are SO last year! | 1.2360 | 0.03987 | 178 | 145 | 24 | 9 |
2486 | Cheaper than a defense attorney! | 1.2360 | 0.03741 | 178 | 142 | 30 | 6 |
2487 | I'm just saying, those suspenders are so last year... | 1.2360 | 0.03741 | 178 | 142 | 30 | 6 |
2488 | I'd like to give you a lift, but the twins don't pick up strangers! | 1.2357 | 0.03849 | 157 | 124 | 29 | 4 |
2489 | Suspenders are basic, Steven. | 1.2357 | 0.03630 | 157 | 122 | 33 | 2 |
2490 | Suspenders are so last century | 1.2357 | 0.04252 | 157 | 128 | 21 | 8 |
2491 | Step back, I’m close to lift off! | 1.2357 | 0.03741 | 157 | 123 | 31 | 3 |
2492 | You're saying I drone on and on? | 1.2356 | 0.04130 | 174 | 143 | 21 | 10 |
2493 | The battery life can be a letdown. | 1.2356 | 0.03881 | 174 | 140 | 27 | 7 |
2494 | LOOK, no suspenders! | 1.2356 | 0.04049 | 174 | 142 | 23 | 9 |
2495 | I've been having a little trouble staying faithful to the wife. | 1.2356 | 0.04130 | 174 | 143 | 21 | 10 |
2496 | ...cheaper than Uber X - it's Uber W, for wedgie. | 1.2356 | 0.03727 | 191 | 154 | 29 | 8 |
2497 | The future really isn’t holding up. | 1.2353 | 0.04017 | 153 | 122 | 26 | 5 |
2498 | I see you're still buying your suspenders at the suspender store. | 1.2353 | 0.03778 | 187 | 151 | 28 | 8 |
2499 | It's like Uber, but with drones. You don't have to worry about traffic either. | 1.2353 | 0.04326 | 153 | 125 | 20 | 8 |
2500 | They also suspend belief in modern technology. | 1.2353 | 0.03927 | 187 | 153 | 24 | 10 |
2501 | Finally you can literally say I drone on. | 1.2353 | 0.03940 | 170 | 137 | 26 | 7 |
2502 | I never get pickpocketed. | 1.2353 | 0.03563 | 153 | 118 | 34 | 1 |
2503 | My pants have never felt more secure. | 1.2349 | 0.04266 | 166 | 137 | 19 | 10 |
2504 | What makes you think I escaped from somewhere? | 1.2349 | 0.03908 | 166 | 133 | 27 | 6 |
2505 | They are cheaper than the Brooks Brothers' suspenders. | 1.2349 | 0.04266 | 166 | 137 | 19 | 10 |
2506 | Yes, when the batteries run out everything falls down! | 1.2349 | 0.03908 | 166 | 133 | 27 | 6 |
2507 | No more of this ‘the right hand doesn’t know what the left hand is doing’ business | 1.2349 | 0.03908 | 166 | 133 | 27 | 6 |
2508 | Think of the selfies I get. | 1.2349 | 0.04001 | 166 | 134 | 25 | 7 |
2509 | Are you just going to stand there and drone on...and on? | 1.2349 | 0.04404 | 149 | 122 | 19 | 8 |
2510 | Once programmed to your body's specifications, these drones make sore feet a thing of the past. | 1.2349 | 0.04193 | 149 | 120 | 23 | 6 |
2511 | I have a request you needed a lift. | 1.2349 | 0.03971 | 149 | 118 | 27 | 4 |
2512 | I don't mean to drone on, how have you been? | 1.2349 | 0.04404 | 149 | 122 | 19 | 8 |
2513 | Can you direct me to Shark Tank? | 1.2349 | 0.04193 | 149 | 120 | 23 | 6 |
2514 | Can you believe I had to get a special license just to hold up my pants? | 1.2346 | 0.03806 | 179 | 144 | 28 | 7 |
2515 | No...you dialed SuperUber by mistake. Now hop on. | 1.2346 | 0.03637 | 179 | 142 | 32 | 5 |
2516 | It's not just suspenders; soon drones will replace every article of clothing. | 1.2346 | 0.04158 | 162 | 132 | 22 | 8 |
2517 | It helps to balance my perspective in life and keeps me well grounded. | 1.2346 | 0.04158 | 162 | 132 | 22 | 8 |
2518 | I figured a new hobby'd keep me grounded | 1.2346 | 0.03871 | 162 | 129 | 28 | 5 |
2519 | Fear not, we come in peace | 1.2345 | 0.04268 | 145 | 117 | 22 | 6 |
2520 | Finally, a belt for millenials. | 1.2343 | 0.04028 | 175 | 143 | 23 | 9 |
2521 | The suspense is killing me. | 1.2343 | 0.03945 | 175 | 142 | 25 | 8 |
2522 | You should try it! It's bracing! | 1.2342 | 0.04032 | 158 | 127 | 25 | 6 |
2523 | They're covered by Amazon's new 5-day return policy. | 1.2342 | 0.03827 | 158 | 125 | 29 | 4 |
2524 | It’s called style, and it can’t be bought. | 1.2342 | 0.04032 | 158 | 127 | 25 | 6 |
2525 | I just got so sick of the subway delays. | 1.2340 | 0.03717 | 141 | 109 | 31 | 1 |
2526 | Don’t worry, they’re trained. | 1.2339 | 0.03646 | 171 | 135 | 32 | 4 |
2527 | I'm not taking any chances. They start filming as soon as my underwear comes off. | 1.2339 | 0.03919 | 171 | 138 | 26 | 7 |
2528 | For me the big payoff was the high-res imaging of my bald spot. | 1.2339 | 0.04006 | 171 | 139 | 24 | 8 |
2529 | Hi, ..am recruiter from Amazon | 1.2339 | 0.04174 | 171 | 141 | 20 | 10 |
2530 | My wife's idea! | 1.2339 | 0.03830 | 171 | 137 | 28 | 6 |
2531 | I'm a beta test: Amazon Dudes. | 1.2339 | 0.03830 | 171 | 137 | 28 | 6 |
2532 | Come on, suspenders are so 20th century. | 1.2339 | 0.04006 | 171 | 139 | 24 | 8 |
2533 | Greetings. I am Amazon Man here to bid you three wishes... | 1.2338 | 0.04301 | 154 | 126 | 20 | 8 |
2534 | There's just no future in balloons | 1.2338 | 0.03775 | 154 | 121 | 30 | 3 |
2535 | Just needed an afternoon pick me up! | 1.2338 | 0.03886 | 154 | 122 | 28 | 4 |
2536 | Unlike yours, these hold up pants without adjustment, and you'll instantly weigh less. | 1.2337 | 0.03572 | 184 | 146 | 33 | 5 |
2537 | I’ve been known to drone on... | 1.2337 | 0.03813 | 184 | 149 | 27 | 8 |
2538 | You may pet them if you want | 1.2335 | 0.03697 | 167 | 132 | 31 | 4 |
2539 | Buddy, can you spare a battery? | 1.2335 | 0.03979 | 167 | 135 | 25 | 7 |
2540 | Yours may be functional. But mine make a statement and are a real chick-magnet. | 1.2335 | 0.03979 | 167 | 135 | 25 | 7 |
2541 | Dude, suspenders are so 20th century. | 1.2335 | 0.03793 | 167 | 133 | 29 | 5 |
2542 | I've always been light on my feet! | 1.2335 | 0.04069 | 167 | 136 | 23 | 8 |
2543 | I can't hear you over the drone. | 1.2335 | 0.03887 | 167 | 134 | 27 | 6 |
2544 | Get with it man.Those suspenders are so '20th Century'" | 1.2333 | 0.03704 | 180 | 144 | 30 | 6 |
2545 | Hi, I’m Bill, your Uber driver. When we say Uber, we mean UBER! | 1.2333 | 0.04479 | 150 | 124 | 17 | 9 |
2546 | They keep my pants up with very few civilian casualties. | 1.2333 | 0.03619 | 180 | 143 | 32 | 5 |
2547 | This way I can lift and separate too. | 1.2333 | 0.04578 | 150 | 125 | 15 | 10 |
2548 | Great to see you! Can you just move a foot toward the curb and speak up a bit? | 1.2333 | 0.03704 | 180 | 144 | 30 | 6 |
2549 | Touch my hand. It's faster than Uber | 1.2331 | 0.04135 | 163 | 133 | 22 | 8 |
2550 | We’re disrupting the suspenders paradigm. | 1.2331 | 0.04135 | 163 | 133 | 22 | 8 |
2551 | It's a drone shuttle, and there is plenty of legroom." | 1.2331 | 0.04042 | 163 | 132 | 24 | 7 |
2552 | Then the VC's showed up and the next thing you know our market cap is bigger than Tesla. | 1.2331 | 0.03947 | 163 | 131 | 26 | 6 |
2553 | No more belts or suspenders to hold up my pants and on hot days the fans keep me cool. | 1.2330 | 0.03841 | 176 | 142 | 27 | 7 |
2554 | And they cut my hair when I pee | 1.2330 | 0.04166 | 176 | 146 | 19 | 11 |
2555 | Parachute Pants 2.0 | 1.2330 | 0.03925 | 176 | 143 | 25 | 8 |
2556 | They were out of balloons. | 1.2329 | 0.04563 | 146 | 121 | 16 | 9 |
2557 | Let's let by-drones be by-drones. | 1.2329 | 0.04241 | 146 | 118 | 22 | 6 |
2558 | Melania is paying for me to prototype the President's downtime pants. She don't want no downtime on the pants! | 1.2329 | 0.04351 | 146 | 119 | 20 | 7 |
2559 | The only way to protect your privacy is to not have any. | 1.2327 | 0.04297 | 159 | 131 | 19 | 9 |
2560 | I trademarked "Hip-o-drones" and "Shooting from the Hips." Now I just need a reason for them. | 1.2327 | 0.04010 | 159 | 128 | 25 | 6 |
2561 | ... and I dropped 50 lbs. | 1.2327 | 0.04010 | 159 | 128 | 25 | 6 |
2562 | I know low-rise is in, but I need the additional help. | 1.2326 | 0.03627 | 172 | 136 | 32 | 4 |
2563 | ...but I'm saving a fortune on suspenders and deodorant! | 1.2326 | 0.04233 | 172 | 143 | 18 | 11 |
2564 | At last, I've cut my commuting time by three quarters. | 1.2326 | 0.03627 | 172 | 136 | 32 | 4 |
2565 | I'm telling you, technology is making everything easier | 1.2326 | 0.04233 | 172 | 143 | 18 | 11 |
2566 | I only use the ones for socks when I wear shorts. | 1.2326 | 0.03985 | 172 | 140 | 24 | 8 |
2567 | Those suspenders are so retro! Goodwill? | 1.2324 | 0.03636 | 185 | 148 | 31 | 6 |
2568 | I know, the suspense is killing ya, huh? | 1.2324 | 0.03636 | 185 | 148 | 31 | 6 |
2569 | At first I also had one in the back, but it gave me a wedgie. | 1.2324 | 0.04201 | 142 | 114 | 23 | 5 |
2570 | I'm telling you, its gonna make belts AND suspenders obsolete.... | 1.2323 | 0.04075 | 155 | 125 | 24 | 6 |
2571 | .. and an AI decides when I deserve wedgie. | 1.2323 | 0.04467 | 155 | 129 | 16 | 10 |
2572 | Guaranteed to prevent wardrobe malfunctions from Plumbers Crack to half-time shows! | 1.2323 | 0.04075 | 155 | 125 | 24 | 6 |
2573 | This is so much better than that guy with the balloons and lawnchair | 1.2323 | 0.04075 | 155 | 125 | 24 | 6 |
2574 | Think of me as your 21st century Guardian Angel. For the introductory price of just $19.99 per month, I'll always have your back. That price assumes you've never served in Congress, disagreed with the President or been targeted by the MeToo Movement. | 1.2323 | 0.04276 | 155 | 127 | 20 | 8 |
2575 | And best of all, I don't have to remove my shoes. | 1.2323 | 0.03864 | 155 | 123 | 28 | 4 |
2576 | Can't decide: pretty fly for a white guy or Elon Musk delusional? | 1.2321 | 0.04047 | 168 | 137 | 23 | 8 |
2577 | I've stopped drinking. Now I use these whenever I need a pick-me-up. | 1.2321 | 0.03958 | 168 | 136 | 25 | 7 |
2578 | I'm the accounting services you ordered. | 1.2321 | 0.04219 | 168 | 139 | 19 | 10 |
2579 | He drones on and on,” she said | 1.2321 | 0.04047 | 168 | 137 | 23 | 8 |
2580 | Buddy, can you spare a conspiracy theory? | 1.2321 | 0.04047 | 168 | 137 | 23 | 8 |
2581 | Space Force here I come! | 1.2320 | 0.03849 | 181 | 147 | 26 | 8 |
2582 | Wanna try a li'l Hi Tech Wedgie? | 1.2319 | 0.04151 | 138 | 110 | 24 | 4 |
2583 | This style doesn’t fly everywhere. | 1.2319 | 0.04399 | 138 | 112 | 20 | 6 |
2584 | I won't be needing a ride from you anymore. | 1.2318 | 0.04036 | 151 | 121 | 25 | 5 |
2585 | New joke. Why do drone pilots wear suspenders? To keep their flies up. | 1.2318 | 0.04249 | 151 | 123 | 21 | 7 |
2586 | I call it suspender animation | 1.2318 | 0.04036 | 151 | 121 | 25 | 5 |
2587 | The new trend in pants is to be hoisted by their drone petard. | 1.2317 | 0.03926 | 164 | 132 | 26 | 6 |
2588 | It's the new transportation app--Ub-air. | 1.2317 | 0.04112 | 164 | 134 | 22 | 8 |
2589 | Its how I see beyond the pedestrian and get the big picture. | 1.2317 | 0.04020 | 164 | 133 | 24 | 7 |
2590 | Yes, it does get a bit snug. | 1.2316 | 0.03561 | 177 | 140 | 33 | 4 |
2591 | For short distances in good weather, why not? | 1.2313 | 0.04324 | 147 | 120 | 20 | 7 |
2592 | It's better for my shoulders. | 1.2313 | 0.03870 | 147 | 116 | 28 | 3 |
2593 | If they stay up my pants stay up! | 1.2313 | 0.04431 | 147 | 121 | 18 | 8 |
2594 | They laughed at the Wright Brothers ! | 1.2313 | 0.03870 | 147 | 116 | 28 | 3 |
2595 | Would you have a moment to hear about our Lord and Savior? | 1.2312 | 0.03987 | 160 | 129 | 25 | 6 |
2596 | It’s the 21st Century solution to plumber’s butt! | 1.2312 | 0.03964 | 173 | 141 | 24 | 8 |
2597 | THIS is how to dress fly | 1.2312 | 0.03701 | 173 | 138 | 30 | 5 |
2598 | So how are you, Ted? | 1.2312 | 0.03878 | 173 | 140 | 26 | 7 |
2599 | It's called a chastity belt. | 1.2308 | 0.03749 | 182 | 147 | 28 | 7 |
2600 | They're a brand new feature in Amazon Prime! | 1.2308 | 0.03658 | 169 | 134 | 31 | 4 |
2601 | I'm telling you dude, we're not too old for Coachella | 1.2308 | 0.04052 | 156 | 126 | 24 | 6 |
2602 | It’s one size fits all | 1.2308 | 0.04291 | 143 | 116 | 21 | 6 |
2603 | Your wife bought me on amazon pal, so scram. | 1.2308 | 0.04055 | 143 | 114 | 25 | 4 |
2604 | It gives me a strong sense of selfie-worth. | 1.2308 | 0.04052 | 156 | 126 | 24 | 6 |
2605 | keeps my pants up | 1.2308 | 0.03753 | 169 | 135 | 29 | 5 |
2606 | I've always been known for droning on and on. | 1.2308 | 0.03948 | 156 | 125 | 26 | 5 |
2607 | You're stuck in the past, Carl. These newer models get up to 15 minutes of uninterrupted suspension | 1.2304 | 0.03853 | 191 | 157 | 24 | 10 |
2608 | Settle down Mr. Fancy Pants | 1.2303 | 0.03632 | 178 | 142 | 31 | 5 |
2609 | Drone me up Scotty, at your service. | 1.2303 | 0.03885 | 178 | 145 | 25 | 8 |
2610 | They're calling it the uber Uber. | 1.2303 | 0.04045 | 178 | 147 | 21 | 10 |
2611 | You should see my cumberbund. | 1.2303 | 0.03803 | 178 | 144 | 27 | 7 |
2612 | Don’t worry. It’s a prototype. | 1.2303 | 0.03808 | 165 | 132 | 28 | 5 |
2613 | When will this guy stop droning on about his alternative-pants-support-system? | 1.2303 | 0.04179 | 165 | 136 | 20 | 9 |
2614 | I got Fox News on one side. CNN on the other. Let ‘em fight it out. | 1.2303 | 0.04089 | 165 | 135 | 22 | 8 |
2615 | I forgot my belt. | 1.2303 | 0.04089 | 165 | 135 | 22 | 8 |
2616 | The technology isn't perfect, but the accident rate is much lower. | 1.2303 | 0.04012 | 152 | 122 | 25 | 5 |
2617 | Yeah, people are calling me "six eyes" | 1.2303 | 0.04119 | 152 | 123 | 23 | 6 |
2618 | I was wearing pajamas just a second ago. These guys do it all! | 1.2303 | 0.04223 | 152 | 124 | 21 | 7 |
2619 | Nice suspenders, nerd! | 1.2303 | 0.04325 | 152 | 125 | 19 | 8 |
2620 | Tactical Pants. | 1.2303 | 0.04012 | 152 | 122 | 25 | 5 |
2621 | My pants stay up, I'm always cool, and my shirt stays wrinkle free. The "Calibration wedgies" were totally worth it. | 1.2303 | 0.04012 | 152 | 122 | 25 | 5 |
2622 | I walk my drones every morning. | 1.2303 | 0.04223 | 152 | 124 | 21 | 7 |
2623 | I couldn’t wait any longer for jet packs. | 1.2302 | 0.04488 | 139 | 114 | 18 | 7 |
2624 | You look funny wearing suspenders | 1.2302 | 0.04125 | 139 | 111 | 24 | 4 |
2625 | The way I see it, you can either fear the future, or embrace it. | 1.2302 | 0.03996 | 139 | 110 | 26 | 3 |
2626 | Flying? Nah, my pants kept falling down. | 1.2299 | 0.03771 | 174 | 140 | 28 | 6 |
2627 | Everybody who is anybody in Silicon Valley is wearing these dude. | 1.2298 | 0.04062 | 161 | 131 | 23 | 7 |
2628 | We are testing out Amazon's "Heavy Package" delivery system. | 1.2298 | 0.03866 | 161 | 129 | 27 | 5 |
2629 | Your suspenders are so eighties. | 1.2298 | 0.03552 | 161 | 126 | 33 | 2 |
2630 | Best investment ever! I never got another dirty look after using the disabled toilet. | 1.2298 | 0.04339 | 161 | 134 | 17 | 10 |
2631 | Going up? | 1.2297 | 0.03846 | 148 | 117 | 28 | 3 |
2632 | It's called 'suspension of disbelief ', duh. | 1.2297 | 0.04078 | 148 | 119 | 24 | 5 |
2633 | ...Anyways, I could drone on and on about fashion. | 1.2297 | 0.04078 | 148 | 119 | 24 | 5 |
2634 | "They said no hover boards in public, so I decided for a hover belt instead! | 1.2296 | 0.04198 | 135 | 108 | 23 | 4 |
2635 | At least its handsfree | 1.2296 | 0.04454 | 135 | 110 | 19 | 6 |
2636 | I have given up on Public Transportation. Frank Buckley Boston, MA | 1.2295 | 0.03731 | 183 | 148 | 28 | 7 |
2637 | I could care less that the NSA will see everything, as long as they don't catch me with my pants down. | 1.2295 | 0.03731 | 183 | 148 | 28 | 7 |
2638 | It’s the millennial version of the hula hoop. | 1.2295 | 0.03889 | 183 | 150 | 24 | 9 |
2639 | It's usually pretty comfortable, but it got troublesome when my stalker hacked into them. | 1.2294 | 0.04090 | 170 | 140 | 21 | 9 |
2640 | Be careful: you're a hair away from getting a wedgie. | 1.2294 | 0.04090 | 170 | 140 | 21 | 9 |
2641 | This way I can be in the air twice as long. | 1.2294 | 0.03916 | 170 | 138 | 25 | 7 |
2642 | Some of our best minds have worked on self-lifting pants | 1.2294 | 0.04090 | 170 | 140 | 21 | 9 |
2643 | I’ll take you there faster than Uber. | 1.2294 | 0.03916 | 170 | 138 | 25 | 7 |
2644 | It's pretty hard to go to the bathroom like this._ | 1.2294 | 0.04090 | 170 | 140 | 21 | 9 |
2645 | So I says to him, “a little light in the loafers? Buddy, that’s just one of the many perks!” | 1.2294 | 0.03916 | 170 | 138 | 25 | 7 |
2646 | Got 'em online...dronespenders! | 1.2294 | 0.04174 | 170 | 141 | 19 | 10 |
2647 | And that was the last time my pants ever fell down in front on my girlfriend's patents. | 1.2293 | 0.04226 | 157 | 129 | 20 | 8 |
2648 | This is great! I am light on my feet and I don’t need a belt! | 1.2293 | 0.04128 | 157 | 128 | 22 | 7 |
2649 | I dropped off the package. Do you need a lift anywhere? | 1.2293 | 0.04028 | 157 | 127 | 24 | 6 |
2650 | Who needs suspenders? | 1.2293 | 0.03926 | 157 | 126 | 26 | 5 |
2651 | They were always slipping off my shoulders. | 1.2293 | 0.03820 | 157 | 125 | 28 | 4 |
2652 | my wife wanted proof I keep my pants on when I am not in her sight | 1.2293 | 0.04226 | 157 | 129 | 20 | 8 |
2653 | That's funny. No one's accused me of droning on before. | 1.2292 | 0.04697 | 144 | 121 | 13 | 10 |
2654 | I’m down ten pounds according to my scale! | 1.2291 | 0.04025 | 179 | 148 | 21 | 10 |
2655 | I’m kind of a next-gen belt-and-suspenders guy. | 1.2291 | 0.03700 | 179 | 144 | 29 | 6 |
2656 | If you're the belt-and-suspenders type, this isn't for you. | 1.2289 | 0.03690 | 166 | 132 | 30 | 4 |
2657 | I see you fell for the pitch from that slick-talking suspender salesman | 1.2289 | 0.03976 | 166 | 135 | 24 | 7 |
2658 | I put my pants on two legs at time. | 1.2289 | 0.03690 | 166 | 132 | 30 | 4 |
2659 | My new suspenders are great and don't dig into my collar bone. | 1.2289 | 0.04156 | 166 | 137 | 20 | 9 |
2660 | Flying pants are the new flying cars. | 1.2289 | 0.03976 | 166 | 135 | 24 | 7 |
2661 | Believe me; these drone suspenders will be the next big thing. | 1.2289 | 0.04067 | 166 | 136 | 22 | 8 |
2662 | See, I don’t have to wear a belt! | 1.2288 | 0.04198 | 153 | 125 | 21 | 7 |
2663 | ...and on top of that, it holds up my pants! | 1.2288 | 0.04198 | 153 | 125 | 21 | 7 |
2664 | They got rid of my terrible sense of insecurity. | 1.2288 | 0.04095 | 153 | 124 | 23 | 6 |
2665 | Hi there. Meet Narcissus and Echo, my two selfie drones. | 1.2288 | 0.04300 | 153 | 126 | 19 | 8 |
2666 | I adjust their height from an app. | 1.2288 | 0.04300 | 153 | 126 | 19 | 8 |
2667 | A meme is born! | 1.2288 | 0.04399 | 153 | 127 | 17 | 9 |
2668 | Google is giving away free smart-suspenders! | 1.2287 | 0.03815 | 188 | 154 | 25 | 9 |
2669 | It's the new version of power walking. | 1.2286 | 0.03572 | 175 | 139 | 32 | 4 |
2670 | It's a solar-powered V8 Bagel Slicer...what the heck did you think it was? | 1.2286 | 0.03663 | 175 | 140 | 30 | 5 |
2671 | You can hold your pants up any way you want, but I'm going drone. | 1.2284 | 0.03844 | 162 | 130 | 27 | 5 |
2672 | Well, once you use a restroom with these, you’ll never go back. | 1.2284 | 0.04039 | 162 | 132 | 23 | 7 |
2673 | I'm thinking now might be a good time to quit my job at Facebook | 1.2284 | 0.03943 | 162 | 131 | 25 | 6 |
2674 | The drone footage is a plus, but the suspense is killing me. | 1.2284 | 0.04039 | 162 | 132 | 23 | 7 |
2675 | Have you had your remote colonoscopy yet? | 1.2284 | 0.03844 | 162 | 130 | 27 | 5 |
2676 | My life was droning on...I just needed more suspense, ya know? | 1.2284 | 0.03943 | 162 | 131 | 25 | 6 |
2677 | You never know when you’ll need an alibi. | 1.2284 | 0.03943 | 162 | 131 | 25 | 6 |
2678 | It's not all about me. I'm filming the guy who's drawing me! | 1.2282 | 0.04377 | 149 | 123 | 18 | 8 |
2679 | I call them "Alfred" and "Hitchcock." | 1.2282 | 0.04479 | 149 | 124 | 16 | 9 |
2680 | As long as you're not concerned about practicality | 1.2281 | 0.03895 | 171 | 139 | 25 | 7 |
2681 | No, it's not ridiculous; it takes real talent and skill. In the 60s I would have appeared on the Ed Sullivan Show. | 1.2281 | 0.03621 | 171 | 136 | 31 | 4 |
2682 | They're great, but an extra pair of batteries is essential. | 1.2281 | 0.03714 | 171 | 137 | 29 | 5 |
2683 | Belts are old technology. | 1.2281 | 0.03895 | 171 | 139 | 25 | 7 |
2684 | I still wear the pants, she just suspends them. | 1.2281 | 0.03806 | 171 | 138 | 27 | 6 |
2685 | Those suspenders make you look so dated. | 1.2281 | 0.03621 | 171 | 136 | 31 | 4 |
2686 | What's with the suspenders? | 1.2280 | 0.03745 | 193 | 158 | 26 | 9 |
2687 | Actually it’s the other way around. The drones are flying me | 1.2278 | 0.03903 | 158 | 127 | 26 | 5 |
2688 | 10kg! Gone, just like that! | 1.2278 | 0.03681 | 180 | 145 | 29 | 6 |
2689 | I find they’re great for improving my posture. | 1.2276 | 0.04237 | 145 | 118 | 21 | 6 |
2690 | You just need to remember not to wave people as you fly by. | 1.2276 | 0.04349 | 145 | 119 | 19 | 7 |
2691 | But do those help put ON your pants? | 1.2276 | 0.04005 | 145 | 116 | 25 | 4 |
2692 | They’re working drones — they actually enjoy it. | 1.2276 | 0.04005 | 145 | 116 | 25 | 4 |
2693 | Just suspend your disbelief! | 1.2276 | 0.04237 | 145 | 118 | 21 | 6 |
2694 | It's the newest version of rideshare. | 1.2275 | 0.04133 | 167 | 138 | 20 | 9 |
2695 | It’s the latest fashion design by Rube & Goldberg. | 1.2275 | 0.03671 | 167 | 133 | 30 | 4 |
2696 | nope, but it clears the sidewalk... | 1.2275 | 0.04045 | 167 | 137 | 22 | 8 |
2697 | My girlfriend wants to keep an eye on me | 1.2275 | 0.03862 | 167 | 135 | 26 | 6 |
2698 | Now, I just need to build a robot to unzip my fly because no human wants to. | 1.2275 | 0.04387 | 167 | 141 | 14 | 12 |
2699 | Helium and Gluten Free! | 1.2275 | 0.04304 | 167 | 140 | 16 | 11 |
2700 | My other car’s a unicorn. | 1.2273 | 0.03857 | 154 | 123 | 27 | 4 |
2701 | Damn it man, you've got to pull yourself up by your drones and move on! | 1.2273 | 0.03965 | 154 | 124 | 25 | 5 |
2702 | They're Amazon Basics. | 1.2273 | 0.04174 | 154 | 126 | 21 | 7 |
2703 | They keep my pants up, keep me cool in summer and live-stream it all. | 1.2273 | 0.03965 | 154 | 124 | 25 | 5 |
2704 | No, I just sweat a lot. | 1.2273 | 0.04174 | 154 | 126 | 21 | 7 |
2705 | Don’t worry - I promise that I won’t drone on! | 1.2273 | 0.04174 | 154 | 126 | 21 | 7 |
2706 | Why, for the same reason a fireman wear red suspenders. | 1.2273 | 0.04174 | 154 | 126 | 21 | 7 |
2707 | Trust me - once you have it, you'll never go back. | 1.2270 | 0.03695 | 185 | 150 | 28 | 7 |
2708 | A little over-engineered for a belt. You turn into a flasher when the batteries dies? | 1.2270 | 0.03723 | 163 | 130 | 29 | 4 |
2709 | Nanu, Nanu | 1.2270 | 0.03921 | 163 | 132 | 25 | 6 |
2710 | Where do you think Amazon got their idea? | 1.2270 | 0.04110 | 163 | 134 | 21 | 8 |
2711 | Cute, but suspenders are so old school | 1.2270 | 0.03921 | 163 | 132 | 25 | 6 |
2712 | At least sagging isn't a trend anymore. | 1.2270 | 0.04195 | 141 | 114 | 22 | 5 |
2713 | I gave up on suspenders | 1.2267 | 0.03786 | 172 | 139 | 27 | 6 |
2714 | Would you like me to drone on? | 1.2267 | 0.03961 | 172 | 141 | 23 | 8 |
2715 | Shutting down the drones confirms implied consent. | 1.2267 | 0.03875 | 172 | 140 | 25 | 7 |
2716 | If you're gonna drone on and on, I'm outa here! | 1.2267 | 0.04046 | 172 | 142 | 21 | 9 |
2717 | The first atomic wedgy was painful, but now I’ve gotten used to it. | 1.2267 | 0.03408 | 172 | 135 | 35 | 2 |
2718 | Yeah, they're techy and great to keep your pants up, but hell when you have to take a dump. | 1.2267 | 0.03786 | 172 | 139 | 27 | 6 |
2719 | If you fall from 100 feet in the air you get your money back. | 1.2267 | 0.04030 | 150 | 121 | 24 | 5 |
2720 | Security didn’t approve of my zipper in the no fly zone | 1.2267 | 0.04139 | 150 | 122 | 22 | 6 |
2721 | I don’t drone on and on and on, I only drone on and on! | 1.2264 | 0.04178 | 159 | 131 | 20 | 8 |
2722 | Come on, I'm headed that way. | 1.2264 | 0.03983 | 159 | 129 | 24 | 6 |
2723 | Do you even Drone, bro? | 1.2264 | 0.03983 | 159 | 129 | 24 | 6 |
2724 | I need to keep them on a leash in the city | 1.2264 | 0.03983 | 159 | 129 | 24 | 6 |
2725 | They say I have 10,546 steps today | 1.2264 | 0.03882 | 159 | 128 | 26 | 5 |
2726 | I gotta run, my suspenders need to be recharged every three hours. | 1.2264 | 0.03882 | 159 | 128 | 26 | 5 |
2727 | The price is right and they don't charge extra for luggage. | 1.2264 | 0.03671 | 159 | 126 | 30 | 3 |
2728 | I'm marketing it for prison breaks | 1.2262 | 0.03933 | 168 | 137 | 24 | 7 |
2729 | Here, take my hand. This is the future. | 1.2262 | 0.03842 | 168 | 136 | 26 | 6 |
2730 | You've heard of dueling banjos? | 1.2262 | 0.03748 | 168 | 135 | 28 | 5 |
2731 | Only $50 for a ten minute air view of New York City. | 1.2262 | 0.03651 | 168 | 134 | 30 | 4 |
2732 | Again.... Where do you think the loose screw must be? | 1.2262 | 0.04023 | 168 | 138 | 22 | 8 |
2733 | Download the new App "Amazon Fly" and get one day free | 1.2260 | 0.03980 | 146 | 117 | 25 | 4 |
2734 | What?! Haven’t you ever seen a high-tech wedgie? | 1.2260 | 0.04322 | 146 | 120 | 19 | 7 |
2735 | This is Elon Musk's latest innovation; I-GO, A Personal Transportation System. | 1.2260 | 0.04097 | 146 | 118 | 23 | 5 |
2736 | Things are ok...Still waiting for my personal security business to take off | 1.2260 | 0.04322 | 146 | 120 | 19 | 7 |
2737 | It's the sign of the times man and it even holds up your pants | 1.2260 | 0.03714 | 177 | 143 | 28 | 6 |
2738 | It holds up my pants, and the police haven't mugged me in weeks. | 1.2260 | 0.03883 | 177 | 145 | 24 | 8 |
2739 | Of course your pants stay up ... don't be ridiculous. | 1.2260 | 0.03883 | 177 | 145 | 24 | 8 |
2740 | When she left she said I droned on and on | 1.2258 | 0.04149 | 155 | 127 | 21 | 7 |
2741 | Since I got the software worked out, my pants have never felt so snug... | 1.2258 | 0.04047 | 155 | 126 | 23 | 6 |
2742 | -Yeah,my wife is not the most trusting engineer... | 1.2258 | 0.03942 | 155 | 125 | 25 | 5 |
2743 | I mean, I could go on forever about these things. | 1.2258 | 0.04149 | 155 | 127 | 21 | 7 |