Contest #634


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634

The winning captions

These captions are chosen by The New Yorker.

  1. “I think it’s safe to assume it contains preservatives.”
  2. “Pretty steep for just a hot dog.”
  3. “No one knows how they’re made.”


Name Value
Submission deadline 2018-10-08T02:32:00.000Z
Voting started -
Voting ended 2018-10-22T02:34:00.000Z
Finalists announced 2018-10-16T02:32:00.000Z
Magazine(s) announcing finalists issued October 22, 2018
Number of captions 4657
Number of responses 929951
Number of participants -


Dashboard

In this table, the "mean" means the empirically measured average funniness score when the "unfunny", "somewhat funny" and "funny" receive a funniness score of 1, 2, 3 respectively. "Precison" is the standard error of the mean, the standard deviation of the mean estimate. With that, a caption with an empirical mean μ and precision σ has true mean in the range [μ - 2σ, μ + 2σ] with 95% probability by the 68-95-99.7 rule assuming the responses are indepedent and identically distributed.

Rank Caption Mean Precision Total votes "Unfunny" votes "Somewhat funny" votes "Funny" votes
0 He offered us a franchise, but I think it’s a pyramid scheme. 2.0101 0.00661 13248 3762 5590 3896
1 Finally, hotdogs are at the top of the food pyramid. 1.9127 0.00751 11105 4009 4057 3039
2 Of course it’s kosher – who do you think built this place? 1.9107 0.00818 9778 3675 3301 2802
3 I think it's safe to assume it contains preservatives. 1.8653 0.00767 10611 4121 3798 2692
4 No, thanks--you never know who goes into those things. 1.8627 0.00706 15557 7241 3211 5105
5 We did it. All seven vendors of the ancient world. 1.8195 0.00826 9329 3966 3081 2282
6 He must be the only one in the whole Middle East actually making concessions. 1.8106 0.00817 9715 4246 3063 2406
7 Look, It was either this or Pizza Tut 1.8083 0.01040 5878 2541 1923 1414
8 No thanks. Those things always get stuck in my sarcophagus. 1.8069 0.00807 9711 4191 3204 2316
9 Pretty steep for two hot dogs. 1.8037 0.01047 5467 2280 1980 1207
10 Never eat anything with an expiration date ending in BC. 1.7903 0.00854 8585 3773 2839 1973
11 Did you tell him he was missing the point? 1.7898 0.01025 6114 2742 1915 1457
12 It's an old recipe he got from his mummy. 1.7268 0.00830 8734 4146 2828 1760
13 These must be good for us … they're from the top of the food pyramid. 1.7038 0.01573 2127 968 821 338
14 The korean taco truck at Stonehenge was better. 1.7030 0.00852 8100 3943 2620 1537
15 Right, so you're not actually selling the hots dogs but recruiting others to sell them for you. There's a name for this business model but it escapes me. 1.6888 0.01556 2320 1125 792 403
16 It would seem more exotic if we weren't in New Jersey. 1.6887 0.00930 6862 3437 2124 1301
17 This place has been around forever. 1.6808 0.00888 6818 3267 2460 1091
18 According to the legend, if we both eat these we will toot in common. 1.6733 0.01268 3894 2063 1040 791
19 I hear their wraps are to die for. 1.6677 0.00928 6740 3448 2084 1208
20 An to think--at the very spot where Moses founded Hebrew National! 1.6549 0.01191 4019 2078 1250 691
21 He really ought to put up a sign about the escalator on the other side. 1.6534 0.00996 5536 2813 1829 894
22 I never heard of a hot dog with relics. 1.6479 0.01398 2880 1496 902 482
23 Kinda steep for a hotdog, wouldn't you say? 1.6362 0.01690 1762 880 643 239
24 Could you go back and get me one of those relish packets, please? 1.6246 0.01692 1814 939 617 258
25 WOW !! Now THAT’S a pop-up. 1.6239 0.00913 6400 3363 2081 956
26 Mine has the mustard. Yours has the curse. 1.6141 0.01338 2993 1602 944 447
27 I always thought the food pyramid was just a metaphor. 1.6102 0.01480 2322 1219 789 314
28 Why are they wrapped in gauze? 1.6101 0.01148 4158 2265 1249 644
29 After this we should go see the leaning tower of pizza. 1.6079 0.01526 2214 1175 732 307
30 Technically, it's a polyhedron scheme. 1.6039 0.01153 4168 2306 1207 655
31 But if you REALLY loved me you'd go back for extra mustard. 1.5992 0.00947 5849 3175 1843 831
32 He said he didn't want a tip. 1.5968 0.04042 372 218 86 68
33 I just find the name "pharaohs in a blanket" unappetizing. 1.5951 0.01224 3561 1962 1079 520
34 Thanks! I would've gone up myself, but I didn't see the point. 1.5949 0.01443 2461 1331 796 334
35 Home of the original Slider 1.5919 0.01754 1703 935 528 240
36 Sorry, we haven't had kosher hot dogs on the menu since the Exodus. 1.5905 0.00972 5595 3092 1702 801
37 And all I have to do is get five more people to buy hot dogs? 1.5810 0.01170 3881 2184 1139 558
38 It's why I love Vegas. In Giza, you can't get a hotdog. 1.5790 0.01605 1974 1092 621 261
39 You forgot the Tutankhondiments. 1.5758 0.01334 2968 1680 867 421
40 Pretty steep for a just a hotdog 1.5648 0.01075 4276 2392 1353 531
41 I don't trust the whole food pyramid thing. 1.5534 0.01318 2790 1577 882 331
42 This is where Nathan's first started 4070 years ago 1.5440 0.01199 3509 2049 1011 449
43 Frank has a meat cart at the top of Giza. He spots 12 customers at the base. The angle of depression is 36°. Frank can make 10 hotdogs/minute. If Frank’s stand is 146 m off the ground, can he make enough hot dogs in time? Show your work. 1.5390 0.01559 2295 1413 527 355
44 He says the secret is the method of preservation. 1.5389 0.02634 681 390 215 76
45 They also sell Pi. 1.5337 0.01559 2080 1237 576 267
46 Ketchup? Is nothing sacred? 1.5325 0.02090 1091 634 333 124
47 If course it's kosher. Who do you think built this hotdog stand? 1.5323 0.01600 1937 1145 553 239
48 I've got great news: they're Hebrew National! 1.5315 0.01224 3304 1954 944 406
49 I still can't believe this guy got his ad on the back of the 1 dollar bill. 1.5285 0.01477 2403 1463 610 330
50 We have to get drinks at the oasis. 1.5283 0.01587 1910 1122 567 221
51 Don't you think it's a little steep for a hot dog? 1.5201 0.01312 2692 1580 824 288
52 Wonder why he was out of sliders ?? 1.5145 0.01408 2509 1528 671 310
53 No thanks, I'll wait for a square meal. 1.5129 0.02303 930 566 251 113
54 It's a cubit-long. 1.5103 0.01435 2283 1369 663 251
55 We've been dating for five years. I was hoping for a diamond. 1.5099 0.01584 2267 1472 434 361
56 He made a killing during the flood. 1.5077 0.01560 1948 1177 553 218
57 Wow. How were they made, and by whom? 1.5067 0.01660 2151 1429 354 368
58 No thanks. I'm trying to avoid preservatives. 1.5017 0.01678 1479 860 496 123
59 Wow, who would have guessed that it was hot dogs at the top of the food pyramid? 1.5013 0.01537 1937 1167 569 201
60 You're sure the bun is made with ancient grains? 1.4990 0.01715 1555 940 454 161
61 Do you want an explanation or a hot dog? 1.4972 0.01617 1776 1083 503 190
62 Let my hot dog go. 1.4949 0.01737 1655 1042 407 206
63 "How is this not a pyramid scheme if the man at the top gets all the money? 1.4943 0.01608 1744 1057 512 175
64 ...and afterwards, we can stroll over to the Sphinx for a gelatto. 1.4912 0.01696 1647 1022 441 184
65 It's from the top of the food pyramid. 1.4909 0.01733 1654 1046 404 204
66 I still don't see the point. 1.4859 0.01790 1525 966 377 182
67 Funny, on the dollar bill he always looked like an eye. 1.4833 0.02214 958 600 253 105
68 So these are the franks you've been tut-tutting about. 1.4814 0.01771 1421 876 406 139
69 Ok, ok, so it wasn’t a mirage. Now can I please have one? 1.4799 0.01767 1390 851 411 128
70 Of course they're Kosher. Who do you think built it? 1.4794 0.01861 1385 880 346 159
71 Hot dog? Or a pyramid scheme? 1.4792 0.01961 1373 906 276 191
72 Twenty dollars? Egypt you! 1.4770 0.02091 1130 729 263 138
73 I seriously doubt it’s Hebrew National! 1.4769 0.01853 1340 842 357 141
74 What'd he mean by "relatively fresh?" 1.4766 0.01822 1322 817 380 125
75 I feel bad supporting anything built with slave labor, but these really are the best brats in Cairo. 1.4739 0.02027 1093 684 300 109
76 This place is a tourist trapezoid. 1.4728 0.01877 1252 780 352 120
77 A little steep for a hot dog. 1.4722 0.01931 1243 789 321 133
78 It's inflatable!! 1.4722 0.01987 1243 806 287 150
79 I was hoping for a square meal. 1.4699 0.01945 1198 757 319 122
80 I had no idea hot dogs were so high on the food pyramid. 1.4687 0.01934 1182 742 326 114
81 Did you grab any napkins? 1.4682 0.02011 1147 733 291 123
82 Zagat said it was the pinnacle of Egyptian cuisine. 1.4679 0.01926 1167 728 332 107
83 He’s been on this corner for ages. 1.4665 0.02045 1091 695 283 113
84 I have a feeling this may be some sort of pyramid scheme 1.4630 0.02001 1080 679 302 99
85 It's cold. 1.4623 0.02109 1060 688 254 118
86 I can’t believe they serve Hebrew nationals here 1.4611 0.02145 1067 704 234 129
87 I offered but he insisted "No Tip" 1.4563 0.02154 995 647 242 106
88 Can you ask him for a napkin? 1.4563 0.02073 995 630 276 89
89 Sorry, I'm not going back for mustard. 1.4562 0.02071 993 628 277 88
90 This one's yours. The other one's Mayan 1.4548 0.02146 985 638 246 101
91 So now all you have to do is sell two hotdogs to each of your friends... 1.4524 0.02199 946 617 230 99
92 I just don't see the point. 1.4524 0.02279 924 613 204 107
93 Well, the on-line menu was all in hieroglyphics, so I’m not sure what I ordered. 1.4523 0.02131 953 610 255 88
94 Well, because they actually sell a product, it's multi-level marketing, not a pyramid scheme. 1.4509 0.02067 936 585 280 71
95 No, thanks. I like beer! I still like beer! Sometimes I had too many beers! 1.4498 0.02293 916 611 198 107
96 Oh, he doesn’t actually sell hot dogs. He sells hot dog opportunities, and then you sell the hot dogs. 1.4483 0.02203 890 573 235 82
97 I don’t know why you always drag me to these tourist trapezoids. 1.4483 0.02232 899 586 223 90
98 Sure it's more expensive, but you're paying for the experience. 1.4482 0.02296 897 596 200 101
99 This is taking street food to new heights 1.4480 0.02137 895 566 257 72
100 I bought one hotdog and I have to sell this one. I think it’s a goddamn pyramid scheme! 1.4447 0.02770 533 339 151 43
101 HEY ... He shortchanged me $10. 1.4446 0.02380 857 578 177 102
102 Easier than the ones on the Washington Monument 1.4430 0.02254 842 545 221 76
103 I’m sure it’s fine. They’ve been perfecting the art of preserving meats for thousands of years. 1.4389 0.02319 802 524 204 74
104 Pharaoh's Phamous Phrankfurters - it's a hike, but it's better than Pizza Tut. 1.4362 0.02458 784 531 164 89
105 Uh. No. I doubt they're Hebrew National. 1.4362 0.02444 784 529 168 87
106 What luck, finding a place that's Ziggurat rated. 1.4353 0.02376 765 503 191 71
107 It's good for you. It's at the top of the food pyramid. 1.4342 0.02433 737 487 180 70
108 Like the pyramids, he's not sure how it was made 1.4305 0.02385 727 475 191 61
109 Actually, I was going to hit the salad bar at the Hanging Gardens of Babylon. 1.4296 0.02351 717 463 200 54
110 Let's hit the Sphinx next. I hear they've turned it into a pez dispenser. 1.4252 0.02527 682 457 160 65
111 ... and then *those* people each find two people to whom they can sell hotdogs. 1.4250 0.02481 680 450 171 59
112 I thought we were going to Pizza Tut? 1.4228 0.02522 674 451 161 62
113 I can't believe that's on the food pyramid. 1.4226 0.02545 672 452 156 64
114 I thought he was selling sliders. 1.4209 0.02434 651 423 182 46
115 Oops... I forgot to leave a tip. 1.4204 0.02483 647 425 172 50
116 And you're sure it's kosher? 1.4204 0.02483 647 425 172 50
117 He said we're lucky since he normally doesn't bring his pyramid and cart here on Tuesdays. 1.4173 0.02484 635 417 171 47
118 It's like they say: location, location, location. 1.4168 0.02515 631 417 165 49
119 He says he answers to a higher authority! 1.4167 0.02564 624 416 156 52
120 Just wipe the mustard off, I’m not going back up there. 1.4167 0.02604 624 420 148 56
121 Egyptian? No it’s Chicago style. Why do you ask? 1.4153 0.02541 614 406 161 47
122 It’s only fair given the amount of falafel we sell in New York 1.4153 0.02614 614 413 147 54
123 It was a tomb-for-one special. 1.4150 0.02609 612 411 148 53
124 No sauerkraut! That really Sphinx!" 1.4145 0.02652 608 412 140 56
125 The hotdogs aren't great, but the line is always short. 1.4122 0.02594 592 394 152 46
126 Pyramids are like hot dogs. It’s better not to see them being made. 1.4113 0.02678 586 397 137 52
127 How can I be sure this is not a pyramid scheme? 1.4103 0.02741 580 398 126 56
128 He gives away the hot dogs. The rappel rope is $15. 1.4056 0.02794 535 365 123 47
129 He's a spiritual master. He made me one with everything. 1.4056 0.02819 535 367 119 49
130 Top of the food pyramid doesn't mean what you think, Albert. 1.4055 0.02823 550 381 115 54
131 Sounds like a pyramid scheme to me." 1.4053 0.02801 533 364 122 47
132 Since 2630 B.C., they’ve been known for their preservatives. 1.4053 0.02763 533 361 128 44
133 It's a really unique hot dog. They call it the Tut Uncommon. 1.4044 0.02748 544 370 128 46
134 I thought his prices were steep, but at least the line was short. 1.4041 0.02654 542 361 143 38
135 Turns out they're Hebrew National. 1.4038 0.02779 525 356 126 43
136 Go back for the mustard 1.4037 0.02805 535 367 120 48
137 $8 each? Egypt us! 1.3985 0.02884 517 360 108 49
138 I think he's missing the point... 1.3984 0.02784 512 348 124 40
139 I said Relish, not Relics 1.3984 0.02770 512 347 126 39
140 I hope you like preservatives. 1.3976 0.02920 508 355 104 49
141 Yours is the Cleopatra. Mine is the Mark Antony Wiener. 1.3976 0.02880 508 352 110 46
142 I just get this weird feeling that it's some kind of pyramid scheme! 1.3969 0.02724 509 342 132 35
143 Apparently hot dogs are at the top of the food pyramid. 1.3968 0.02742 504 339 130 35
144 Future archeologists will spend years arguing about how he got the cart up there. 1.3960 0.02871 500 345 112 43
145 I hate to put money into a pyramid scheme, but I was starving. 1.3931 0.02877 491 339 111 41
146 Our bloodlines will be forever cursed, but they're delicious and totally worth it. 1.3931 0.02833 491 336 117 38
147 Oh, thanks, but I asked for the Sisyphus Dog with onions. Would you mind going back up? 1.3931 0.02833 491 336 117 38
148 I expected a wrap. 1.3922 0.02789 487 330 123 34
149 Would it be too Sisyphean for you to go back and get me some relish? 1.3917 0.02877 480 330 112 38
150 Let’s sit inside where it’s cooler. 1.3913 0.02834 483 330 117 36
151 You should save some room for desert! 1.3909 0.02781 481 325 124 32
152 Of course they're healthy. They're from the top of the food pyramid 1.3908 0.02969 476 333 100 43
153 Okay,it's not technically street food. 1.3903 0.02902 474 327 109 38
154 Really! You text him and he slides it down? 1.3898 0.02863 472 323 114 35
155 I said I wanted onions 1.3894 0.02824 470 319 119 32
156 These are straight from the top of the food pyramid. 1.3879 0.02880 464 318 112 34
157 Seems like Egypt you on the relish. 1.3870 0.03040 460 325 92 43
158 I always knew hotdogs would make it to the top of the food pyramid. 1.3844 0.03150 450 324 79 47
159 That guy took over after the Giant Eye stopped paying rent. 1.3844 0.02905 450 309 109 32
160 How old are they? 1.3841 0.03070 440 310 91 39
161 Did you ask him if it's lonely at the top? 1.3834 0.02922 446 307 107 32
162 He relishes it up there. 1.3834 0.02939 446 308 105 33
163 Don't look so smug, I saw the elevator in the back. 1.3829 0.02948 444 307 104 33
164 They finally opened Frankfurters Tomb 1.3829 0.02860 444 302 114 28
165 You're kidding, that's what you found at the top of the food pyramid?? 1.3824 0.03076 442 313 89 40
166 It's one of the 7 most wonderful hot dogs in the world. 1.3816 0.03144 435 311 82 42
167 Mustard and relish are at the Sphinx. 1.3805 0.02822 431 290 118 23
168 I think this may be a pyramid scheme. 1.3805 0.02898 431 294 110 27
169 When we've finished these, let's get something on a cone. 1.3788 0.03143 425 303 83 39
170 Do they come with Mayan-naise? 1.3778 0.03100 405 283 91 31
171 He got the recipe from his mummy. 1.3778 0.03139 405 285 87 33
172 Thanks, but those have got to be just loaded with preservatives. 1.3771 0.02988 419 290 100 29
173 Larry, I said with ketchup. 1.3768 0.03085 422 298 89 35
174 Last food for the next seven pyramids? 1.3768 0.02818 422 284 117 21
175 See? I told you geometry would come in handy some day. 1.3765 0.03074 417 293 91 33
176 He claims that he's been "wheelchair accessible" for nearly 5k years. 1.3765 0.03036 417 291 95 31
177 I sell it and you get half of the profits? What kind of scheme is this? 1.3759 0.02948 415 285 104 26
178 Three words: location, location, location. 1.3759 0.03158 415 296 82 37
179 We're his first customers in ages. 1.3753 0.03055 413 289 93 31
180 I got you a Kuhfu dog with everything and a bag of Cheops!" 1.3753 0.03205 413 297 77 39
181 Frankly, this looks like a pyramid scheme to me. 1.3753 0.03016 413 287 97 29
182 They look good but I’m missing the point. 1.3753 0.03036 413 288 95 30
183 Who knew hot dogs would be on top of the food pyramid? 1.3747 0.02986 411 284 100 27
184 I have no idea how to scale a polyhedron. I got these from the cart around the corner. 1.3741 0.03152 409 291 83 35
185 Cubitlongs! 1.3731 0.03131 402 284 86 32
186 He's taken the lowly hotdog to the next level. 1.3731 0.03030 402 279 96 27
187 You’d think he’d know why business is so slow 1.3731 0.02989 402 277 100 25
188 Did you ask if they use preservatives? 1.3725 0.03019 400 277 97 26
189 Jerry's looking for franchisees, but I can't shake the feeling it's a pyramid scheme. 1.3719 0.03270 398 288 72 38
190 He misunderstood the meaning of 'Food Pyramid'. 1.3719 0.03050 398 277 94 27
191 You'll never guess what kind of scheme that hot dog vendor wanted me to invest in. 1.3719 0.03008 398 275 98 25
192 I think Egypt us ! 1.3716 0.03155 401 285 83 33
193 You're missing the point. 1.3712 0.03162 396 281 83 32
194 I’m surprised he didn’t have any wraps. 1.3704 0.03114 378 263 90 25
195 Are these from the top of the food pyramid? 1.3704 0.03352 378 274 68 36
196 What's really impressive is they're kosher 1.3692 0.03174 390 277 82 31
197 I love immersing ourselves in new cultures 1.3692 0.03276 390 282 72 36
198 When you said we were going to see the top dog, this isn't really what I expected. 1.3680 0.03088 394 277 89 28
199 Sorry, I forgot to mention relish. Would you mind? 1.3680 0.03129 394 279 85 30
200 You do know how many preservatives they use here, don't you? 1.3680 0.03150 394 280 83 31
201 I realize it's a pyramid scheme, but let's just say I'm in de Nile. 1.3665 0.03343 382 279 66 37
202 No, thanks. I just had a kebab at the Hanging Gardens of Babylon. 1.3653 0.03237 375 268 77 30
203 Welcome to Trump Towers at the Vallley of the Damned. 1.3653 0.03429 375 277 59 39
204 Probably not as old as the ones spinning in the convenience store... 1.3646 0.03314 373 270 70 33
205 No one knows how they're made. 1.3646 0.03314 373 270 70 33
206 "The good news is that the guy says they're repurposing ruins of failed civilizations. The bad news is that next week they're opening up at the Washington Monument. 1.3644 0.03273 376 271 73 32
207 If you don't like this, I saw a McDonalds at the Sphinx 1.3644 0.03163 376 266 83 27
208 … and after he finished Trump University he scooped up this little operation. 1.3639 0.03458 338 244 65 29
209 I think we’re really just paying for the view. 1.3639 0.03076 371 258 91 22
210 on second thought, i’d prefer to go back to the Sphinx and grab a pretzel. 1.3639 0.03100 371 259 89 23
211 Oh, I wanted brown mustard darling. 1.3639 0.03146 371 261 85 25
212 So that's why they call them sliders. 1.3639 0.03215 371 264 79 28
213 He said his name is Ponzi? 1.3639 0.03169 371 262 83 26
214 Where does he wash his hands? 1.3636 0.03212 352 247 82 23
215 They're half price if you're with your Mummy. 1.3624 0.03215 367 261 79 27
216 I said, no locusts. 1.3616 0.03341 365 265 68 32
217 Few people know that a small group of Egyptian rebels worshipped the dog instead of the cat. 1.3616 0.03203 365 259 80 26
218 I've seen older ones in New York City. 1.3601 0.03225 361 257 78 26
219 Seems like a tourist trap. 1.3593 0.03261 359 257 75 27
220 Get your own damn mustard. 1.3593 0.03213 359 255 79 25
221 Are you sure it's cooked? It looks Ra to me. 1.3593 0.03284 359 258 73 28
222 Do you want the one with or without the the curse? 1.3588 0.03364 354 257 67 30
223 ...and you say in a few weeks we'll get ten dozen hotdogs if we buy these? 1.3588 0.03193 354 250 81 23
224 Here’s your starter pack. Now, the only thing you have to do is recruit 4 more more members...... 1.3588 0.03412 354 259 63 32
225 The hot dogs are okay, but you are mostly paying for the view. 1.3588 0.03039 354 244 93 17
226 How much? He must have seen us coming. 1.3588 0.03168 354 249 83 22
227 It's impossible to get a square meal around here. 1.3585 0.03125 357 250 86 21
228 Didn't they have Arab Spring Rolls? 1.3585 0.03200 357 253 80 24
229 Sorry, he said they all have preservatives. 1.3571 0.03165 350 246 83 21
230 Odd to see a Hebrew National in Egypt. 1.3543 0.03362 350 255 66 29
231 I've heard that he built his business from the ground up! 1.3543 0.03313 350 253 70 27
232 He's literally the god of street food. 1.3538 0.03289 342 245 73 24
233 They have regular, footlong, and cursed. 1.3531 0.03427 337 246 63 28
234 So...did you ask about the "use by" date? 1.3531 0.03242 337 239 77 21
235 You couldn’t reach my brand in the tampon aisle but this you can reach? 1.3531 0.03453 337 247 61 29
236 Was there a line? 1.3531 0.03131 337 235 85 17
237 After this whole Kavanaugh thing, you put that in my face? 1.3522 0.03414 335 244 64 27
238 When you say locally-sourced, what exactly does that mean? 1.3522 0.03388 335 243 66 26
239 I don't know - there's no place up there for him to wash his hands. 1.3514 0.03266 333 237 75 21
240 It was nothing. There’s an elevator ‘round back. 1.3512 0.03245 336 239 76 21
241 What did you have to sacrifice for these? 1.3512 0.03300 336 241 72 23
242 Does it have preservatives? 1.3512 0.03162 336 236 82 18
243 You forgot napkins. 1.3505 0.03360 331 239 68 24
244 Nice catch. 1.3505 0.03388 331 240 66 25
245 It's ok honey, I got it from the top of the food pyramid. 1.3505 0.03414 331 241 64 26
246 Now that's a food pyramid. 1.3505 0.03360 331 239 68 24
247 After this, we could get some lemon Isis. 1.3505 0.03468 331 243 60 28
248 I’m not going back up there for ketchup. 1.3495 0.03508 329 243 57 29
249 Yes, there really is a food pyramid. 1.3495 0.03428 329 240 63 26
250 They're made with the best preservatives. 1.3495 0.03373 329 238 67 24
251 It feels so good to get out of New York. 1.3495 0.03346 329 237 69 23
252 But it’s at the top of the food pyramid. 1.3486 0.03414 327 238 64 25
253 So, these are free, if we can convince two other couples to make the climb? 1.3486 0.03414 327 238 64 25
254 Do you have any Mayan-aise? 1.3486 0.03441 327 239 62 26
255 I thought he'd sell wraps. 1.3486 0.03157 327 229 82 16
256 I didn't want the meaning of life! I wanted ketchup. 1.3469 0.03260 320 227 75 18
257 Calls himself Sisyphus. Catch is you always want another one 1.3459 0.03590 318 237 52 29
258 So this is elevated street food? 1.3459 0.03303 318 227 72 19
259 They’re messy—why didn’t you ask for some papyrus? 1.3459 0.03362 318 229 68 21
260 Kosher dogs, Honey. The guys’ family’s had the place for 3000 years. 1.3449 0.03463 316 231 61 24
261 “This will have to do until they open a Pizza Tut.” 1.3439 0.03507 314 231 58 25
262 Doesn't it come with Tater-Tuts? 1.3439 0.03418 314 228 64 22
263 You forgot the relish. 1.3438 0.03396 317 230 65 22
264 Moses said we should get it to go. 1.3438 0.03307 317 227 71 19
265 Are there steps on the other side? 1.3438 0.03337 317 228 69 20
266 So with Prime I don't have to climb up to the stand? 1.3438 0.03366 317 229 67 21
267 You've never heard of the tummy's curse? 1.3438 0.03596 317 237 51 29
268 It's one fifty for the hot dog, eight fifty for delivery. 1.3438 0.03483 317 233 59 25
269 He said condiments are on top of the Sphinx. 1.3438 0.03276 317 226 73 18
270 They paved paradise and put up a pyramid. 1.3438 0.03512 317 234 57 26
271 I think I understand. You sell me five, and then I sell five to five friends making mine free. Man, what can go wrong! 1.3429 0.03372 312 225 67 20
272 At least New York is taking rising sea levels seriously. 1.3429 0.03372 312 225 67 20
273 I didn’t relish the climb either 1.3410 0.03358 305 219 68 18
274 So now you’re not hungry 1.3410 0.03293 305 217 72 16
275 Are these the Sphinx Links or the Tut Dogs? 1.3399 0.03467 303 221 61 21
276 Hebrew National? I seriously doubt it. 1.3399 0.03338 303 217 69 17
277 No, seriously, it’s good for you. It’s at the top of the food pyramid. 1.3399 0.03591 303 225 53 25
278 I suspect these aren’t Hebrew National. 1.3399 0.03529 303 223 57 23
279 Hot dogs on top of the food pyramid!?!? 1.3389 0.03318 301 215 70 16
280 Wow, it's really well wrapped. 1.3389 0.03076 301 208 84 9
281 He says if we find people to buy these, he’ll sell us ten more at half the price. 1.3389 0.03417 301 218 64 19
282 Trust me, they don't call these Top Dogs for nothing 1.3389 0.03417 301 218 64 19
283 You want some mustard? Then you go answer the riddle. 1.3389 0.03352 301 216 68 17
284 They're just like the ones my mummy used to make. 1.3389 0.03318 301 215 70 16
285 Very simple. They built it under him. 1.3389 0.03513 301 221 58 22
286 I told you, just because he can see Coney Island from there doesn’t make it authentic. 1.3389 0.03449 301 219 62 20
287 He's out of sliders. 1.3389 0.03481 301 220 60 21
288 I know, right? Imagine what I'd do for a Klondike bar. 1.3378 0.03496 299 219 59 21
289 You believed him when he said it was Kosher? 1.3378 0.03398 299 216 65 18
290 My ex, Sisyphus, would have gone back to get to mustard. 1.3378 0.03463 299 218 61 20
291 He calls it, “Tomb Steak”. 1.3367 0.03412 297 215 64 18
292 If you buy two you get to use the slide on the other side 1.3345 0.03323 290 207 69 14
293 Thanks, I hope it wasn't a huge sacrifice. 1.3345 0.03532 290 213 57 20
294 He says it's his mummy's recipe. 1.3333 0.03478 288 210 60 18
295 He just sits there. There is no point. 1.3333 0.03408 288 208 64 16
296 Are you sure this isn't a pyramid scheme?" 1.3333 0.03372 288 207 66 15
297 We opened up the tomb, and they were perfectly preserved. 1.3322 0.03597 286 212 53 21
298 It may not be convenient but it has great visibility. 1.3322 0.03528 286 210 57 19
299 It doesn't look like it's a foot long, but maybe it's just the perspective. 1.3322 0.03349 286 205 67 14
300 I'd rather go to Pizza Tut 1.3322 0.03698 286 215 47 24
301 Don't worry, they're safe to eat. the Egyptians are known for their preservatives. 1.3322 0.03562 286 211 55 20
302 That hot dog vendor is sitting on a goldmine 1.3322 0.03562 286 211 55 20
303 It's probably past its expiration date. 1.3322 0.03493 286 209 59 18
304 You know, it’s all about the journey. 1.3322 0.03313 286 204 69 13
305 He's got it all to himself...location, location, location. 1.3322 0.03528 286 210 57 19
306 He said "tutkankhamen" in ancient Egyptian actually means "bratwurst." 1.3322 0.03458 286 208 61 17
307 Trust me. I know a good hot-dog stand when I see one. 1.3310 0.03472 284 207 60 17
308 Well, I’m sorry, but what about ‘with mustard’ didn’t you understand? 1.3310 0.03472 284 207 60 17
309 He said it was made long ago and what’s inside is still a mystery. 1.3310 0.03748 284 215 44 25
310 I know.... we're missing the WHOLE point!" 1.3310 0.03613 284 211 52 21
311 And a Diet Coke, sorry... 1.3286 0.03714 280 211 46 23
312 More good news! There's a Starbucks at The Great Sphinx. 1.3286 0.03352 280 201 66 13
313 Bernie Madoff liked it a lot. 1.3286 0.03574 280 207 54 19
314 Its a great concept. You burn off the calories just getting there. 1.3285 0.03490 277 202 59 16
315 He was a lighthouse keeper, with a dream. 1.3285 0.03527 277 203 57 17
316 So when you said you started a "hotdog pyramid scheme" . . . 1.3285 0.03336 277 198 67 12
317 You went all the way to the top of the food pyramid just for me? 1.3285 0.03708 277 208 47 22
318 Do these hotdogs have any preservatives? 1.3273 0.03505 275 201 58 16
319 He has been there for years 1.3273 0.03428 275 199 62 14
320 We call it tomb with a view 1.3273 0.03616 275 204 52 19
321 It's pronounced 'haute' dog 1.3261 0.03456 276 201 60 15
322 I love his 'Tut Dog', it's truly uncommon. 1.3261 0.03678 276 207 48 21
323 Just like mummy used to make! 1.3261 0.03531 276 203 56 17
324 He said it's the longest running pyramid scheme on the Nile 1.3261 0.03568 276 204 54 18
325 He said he had the franchise a month before he realized it was a pyramid scheme. 1.3260 0.03481 273 199 59 15
326 It’s a Pharaoh-Furter. When they dig you up 3000 years from now, it will still be in your stomach. 1.3260 0.03633 273 203 51 19
327 Hebrew National. They left it behind. 1.3260 0.03706 273 205 47 21
328 He has five 〰️’s on Yelp! 1.3260 0.03558 273 201 55 17
329 I still think “Just the Tip” is an odd name for a hotdog stand” 1.3260 0.03520 273 200 57 16
330 Kosher? 1.3260 0.03595 273 202 53 18
331 Who knew there was an actual Food Pyramid? 1.3260 0.03669 273 204 49 20
332 Egypt reminds me so much of Coney Island. 1.3247 0.03535 271 199 56 16
333 Let’s go. This place looks deserted. 1.3246 0.03482 268 195 59 14
334 His boss told him the most important sales tool is location. I think he got the point 1.3246 0.03522 268 196 57 15
335 It's good, but, not exactly the eighth wonder of the world. 1.3233 0.03694 266 199 48 19
336 She's been up there ever since her 23andme results said she was 3% Egyptian 1.3233 0.03694 266 199 48 19
337 Wait. So all I have to do is sell these to two other people? 1.3233 0.03577 266 196 54 16
338 They’re made from a 4,000-year old recipe. 1.3233 0.03497 266 194 58 14
339 Oh honey, I'm sure it has way too many preservatives. 1.3220 0.03711 264 198 47 19
340 So that's the newly installed roof top restaurant? 1.3220 0.03429 264 191 61 12
341 That cart has been in his family for over 4,500 years! 1.3220 0.03863 264 202 39 23
342 What makes you always fall for these pyramid schemes? 1.3220 0.03672 264 197 49 18
343 He said his family has been selling kosher dogs here since the early B.C.'s. 1.3220 0.03593 264 195 53 16
344 The stairs and an escalator were on the other side. 1.3220 0.03633 264 196 51 17
345 Lemme guess. We now have to get four other people to eat these? 1.3206 0.03568 262 193 54 15
346 Be honest... is this hotdog thing a front for a pyramid scheme? 1.3206 0.03609 262 194 52 16
347 It may be a food pyramid, Chad, but it's not THE food pyramid. 1.3206 0.03609 262 194 52 16
348 Just for this millennium they're two for the price of one. 1.3206 0.03609 262 194 52 16
349 Welcome to Queen Ketchupsut's pyramid. 1.3206 0.03649 262 195 50 17
350 Now that's what I call haut cuisine 1.3191 0.03570 257 189 54 14
351 I said mustard, not ketchup. 1.3164 0.03658 256 191 49 16
352 No worries, I checked the "sell-by" date - these are good for up to 5,000 years. 1.3164 0.03531 256 188 55 13
353 It's made with all-natural preservatives. 1.3164 0.03531 256 188 55 13
354 I thought it would be falafel. 1.3164 0.03353 256 184 63 9
355 I was hoping this was a mirage, but I’ll take it. 1.3164 0.03443 256 186 59 11
356 Sure, it starts with one, but it's a slippery slope. 1.3162 0.03558 253 186 54 13
357 Condiments are in a hidden entrance around back. 1.3162 0.03602 253 187 52 14
358 Why would I want to sell mine to two other people? 1.3162 0.03558 253 186 54 13
359 Walk like an Egyptian and get me some sauerkraut. 1.3162 0.03513 253 185 56 12
360 And all you have to do to make it up there is get ten other people to join you in selling hotdogs. 1.3162 0.03813 253 192 42 19
361 So you're saying there was a point. 1.3162 0.03813 253 192 42 19
362 This isn’t just a hot dog, it’s your chance to get involved in a great multi-level marketing opportunity! 1.3162 0.03558 253 186 54 13
363 Trust me, it's not ANY kind of scheme. 1.3162 0.03513 253 185 56 12
364 This is your idea of high cuisine? 1.3162 0.03558 253 186 54 13
365 The Sarcophagus Dog is to die for. 1.3162 0.03730 253 190 46 17
366 We get friends to give him hotdogs, and then he gives us more hot dogs. He swears it's not a scheme. 1.3162 0.03935 253 195 36 22
367 $10 bucks! That's steep 1.3162 0.03688 253 189 48 16
368 He says the competition eventually eroded 1.3162 0.03469 253 184 58 11
369 The prices were a little steep. 1.3162 0.03645 253 188 50 15
370 Toot’s Unkahmen Dogs, of course! 1.3162 0.03813 253 192 42 19
371 'Can I have a sheik with it?' 1.3152 0.03688 257 193 47 17
372 The condiments are one pyramid over. 1.3152 0.03519 257 189 55 13
373 I don't know about this guy. All that storage space and he doesn't carry sauerkraut. 1.3152 0.03342 257 185 63 9
374 Kind of gives new meaning to location, location, location, huh? 1.3147 0.03437 251 182 59 10
375 Oh, NOW you want a hotdog?!? 1.3147 0.03618 251 186 51 14
376 Sorry that took so long. He tried to talk me into some kind of pyramid scheme. 1.3147 0.03705 251 188 47 16
377 They're called King Pups. 1.3147 0.03574 251 185 53 13
378 You're kidding! He calls it Ponzi's Hot Dogs? 1.3147 0.03705 251 188 47 16
379 That guy in the wheelchair in line ahead of you sure left in a hurry." 1.3145 0.03822 248 188 42 18
380 He's offering immortality, but it's just another pyramid scheme. 1.3145 0.03691 248 185 48 15
381 The expiration date says 4,000 B.C. so we're fine. 1.3130 0.03884 246 188 39 19
382 Did you ask about preservatives? 1.3115 0.03493 244 178 56 10
383 He doesn't believe in tips. 1.3115 0.03726 244 183 46 15
384 How they were made remains a mystery. 1.3115 0.03860 244 186 40 18
385 I prefer to eat from the bottom of the food pyramid. 1.3115 0.03588 244 180 52 12
386 Are these pharoh trade? 1.3115 0.03681 244 182 48 14
387 We’re finding that people are taking to the free hotdogs much better than ritual human sacrifice. 1.3115 0.04114 244 192 28 24
388 No the tip wasn't included. 1.3115 0.03681 244 182 48 14
389 For some reason he didn't want the tip. 1.3115 0.03860 244 186 40 18
390 No hot dogs for me. My body is a temple. 1.3115 0.03816 244 185 42 17
391 No, the one the aliens built has a vending machine 1.3115 0.03681 244 182 48 14
392 No one knows how these things were made. 1.3115 0.03588 244 180 52 12
393 They’re called Trumpdogs? And he sold you a distributorship? Did he tell you you’re also an idiot? 1.3115 0.03946 244 188 36 20
394 Good catch... 1.3115 0.03635 244 181 50 13
395 The first great mystery is how the pyramids were made. Next comes what's in these hot dogs. 1.3115 0.03771 244 184 44 16
396 He is at the top of the food pyramid. 1.3115 0.03860 244 186 40 18
397 Sure, they're good, but I still think you're putting him on a pedestal 1.3099 0.03744 242 182 45 15
398 Yuck! That thing looks like it was made 1,000 years ago. 1.3099 0.03556 242 178 53 11
399 The prices here are too steep. I rather go to Pizza Tut. 1.3099 0.03966 242 187 35 20
400 It's not technically a pyramid scheme because the top's flat. 1.3099 0.03790 242 183 43 16
401 I hope it is better than the falafel on the Empire State Building. 1.3099 0.03408 242 175 59 8
402 That's one helluva pyramid scheme. 1.3099 0.03458 242 176 57 9
403 This doesn't explain why it's on the dollar bill. 1.3099 0.03458 242 176 57 9
404 We won't be having seconds. 1.3099 0.03790 242 183 43 16
405 Go ahead, it's fine. He told me he used to have a cart outside the Met. 1.3099 0.03835 242 184 41 17
406 It just looks shriveled. I wanted mummified. 1.3080 0.03842 224 168 43 13
407 Is it true he hasn't changed the water in 4000 yrs? 1.3080 0.04191 224 175 29 20
408 I got it from the top of the food pyramid. 1.3080 0.04191 224 175 29 20
409 Talk about a pyramid scheme! 1.3080 0.03842 224 168 43 13
410 I told you I wanted mustard 1.3080 0.03699 237 177 47 13
411 I just don't think we should support pyramid schemes 1.3080 0.03794 237 179 43 15
412 Did he say why he’s changing locations? 1.3064 0.03813 235 178 42 15
413 This first one is free as long as you bring two more buyers. 1.3064 0.03907 235 180 38 17
414 He said it was from an ancient recipe. 1.3064 0.03765 235 177 44 14
415 Try one, they're to die for. 1.3064 0.03716 235 176 46 13
416 So THAT's the devil's triangle! 1.3064 0.03907 235 180 38 17
417 I said I wanted to see Egyptian relics, not relish. 1.3064 0.03999 235 182 34 19
418 That's it?... The secret of the pyramid is a hot dog? 1.3064 0.03813 235 178 42 15
419 Now this is how we fight the obesity crisis. 1.3064 0.03765 235 177 44 14
420 Cynthia says this place also has a great hidden bar chamber. 1.3064 0.03667 235 175 48 12
421 It's from the top of the food pyramid, how can it be bad for you? 1.3064 0.03860 235 179 40 16
422 That doesn't make it Egyptian food. 1.3064 0.03716 235 176 46 13
423 What, no onions? 1.3064 0.03716 235 176 46 13
424 I think this guy has reached his peak 1.3064 0.03765 235 177 44 14
425 What makes you think this is a pyramid scheme? 1.3064 0.03813 235 178 42 15
426 He does not relish the commute to work. 1.3064 0.03667 235 175 48 12
427 To the contrary. Business is at its peak. 1.3064 0.03765 235 177 44 14
428 It’s a thing now. There’s a churros cart at the top of the Eiffel Tower. 1.3064 0.03617 235 174 50 11
429 I like how they're wrapped. 1.3051 0.03451 236 172 56 8
430 That one's yours, and this one's Mayan. 1.3051 0.03846 236 180 40 16
431 And his prices are steep too! 1.3051 0.03451 236 172 56 8
432 They haven't done wraps for a couple thousand years. 1.3051 0.03799 236 179 42 15
433 I thought self-actualization would be more complicated. 1.3051 0.03703 236 177 46 13
434 He said he still makes more money up there than he did at Amazon 1.3051 0.03984 236 183 34 19
435 I get it but "Not your'e Mummies Hot Dogs" still seems like a cheesy name. 1.3051 0.03751 236 178 44 14
436 He really is the top dog. 1.3051 0.03703 236 177 46 13
437 I hear there’s a great burger place at the top of Everest. 1.3047 0.03734 233 175 45 13
438 Can you run back up and make sure it's gluten free? 1.3047 0.03734 233 175 45 13
439 It took you forever because you bought it at peak time. 1.3047 0.03734 233 175 45 13
440 I guess my diet is ancient history. 1.3047 0.03684 233 174 47 12
441 I told you they're at the top of the food pyramid. 1.3047 0.03832 233 177 41 15
442 and he said if each of us gets 2 people to also buy a hot dog... 1.3047 0.03832 233 177 41 15
443 It may be the top of the food pyramid, but I still want mustard. 1.3047 0.03684 233 174 47 12
444 No thanks, I had pizza at the Sphinx 1.3047 0.03734 233 175 45 13
445 Not a problem, there is an escalator on the other side. 1.3038 0.03924 237 183 36 18
446 Its a Hebrew National and it answers to a higher authority! 1.3038 0.03591 237 176 50 11
447 The eleventh plague is type 2 diabetes. 1.3038 0.03737 237 179 44 14
448 Should be good. I hear they use aged beef and ancient grains. 1.3038 0.03737 237 179 44 14
449 I hope you were wearing your Fitbit. 1.3038 0.03737 237 179 44 14
450 I assume the stairs are on the other side. 1.3036 0.03884 224 170 40 14
451 No thanks...I'll grab a taco from the Mesoamerican pyramid down the street. 1.3036 0.03832 224 169 42 13
452 What took you so long? 1.3030 0.03802 231 175 42 14
453 It's not a scheme, it's a franchise. 1.3030 0.03802 231 175 42 14
454 I heard he got the idea from the back of a dollar bill. 1.3030 0.03701 231 173 46 12
455 So he has taken his food to a new level? 1.3026 0.03681 228 170 47 11
456 Apparetly hot dogs have been elevated to the top of the food pyramid. 1.3026 0.03934 228 175 37 16
457 You can't tell me you really believe the ancient Egyptians built not only a pyramid but a hotdog stand without extraterrestrial help. 1.3026 0.03784 228 172 43 13
458 You never know where you'll run into someone from the old neighborhood. 1.3026 0.03885 228 174 39 15
459 What do you mean they were out of mustard? 1.3009 0.03854 226 172 40 14
460 Street food has really reached new heights these days. 1.3009 0.03479 226 165 54 7
461 It's reinventing Maslow's Hierarchy. You work your way to the bottom. 1.3009 0.04004 226 175 34 17
462 Is it organic? 1.3009 0.04004 226 175 34 17
463 I love coming here. There's never a line at Climb and Slide Hot Dogs. 1.3009 0.03803 226 171 42 13
464 I wouldn't have thought hotdogs were a the top of the food pyramid. 1.3009 0.03698 226 169 46 11
465 He calls them tut-dogs. 1.3009 0.04053 226 176 32 18
466 I had no idea that hot dogs were at the top of the food pyramid! 1.3009 0.03905 226 173 38 15
467 He says, 'business is ramping up.' 1.3009 0.03854 226 172 40 14
468 We call it the Ra Dog - but really, it's fully cooked. 1.3009 0.03751 226 170 44 12
469 That dog looks 5000 years old. 1.3009 0.03751 226 170 44 12
470 They said to avoid Ra meat, but this one looks local. 1.3009 0.03751 226 170 44 12
471 I said mustard, no relish. 1.3009 0.03803 226 171 42 13
472 Don't ask, just eat. 1.3009 0.03905 226 173 38 15
473 He says it's not only local but historically authentic. 1.3009 0.03854 226 172 40 14
474 He just said, why not up here. 1.3009 0.03751 226 170 44 12
475 Told you hot dogs were at the top f the food pyramid! 1.2991 0.03976 224 173 35 16
476 I think there are steps on the other side. 1.2991 0.03716 224 168 45 11
477 Thank God they haven't commercialized this place. 1.2991 0.03661 224 167 47 10
478 A weiner, huh? You men will go to the ends of the earth to over-compensate. 1.2968 0.03821 219 166 41 12
479 Listen to this. He says if we sell these hot dogs to 10 people who in turn each sell them to another 10 people and so on, we'll have enough money for our own vendor cart. 1.2968 0.04086 219 171 31 17
480 Wait, I'm supposed to buy these from you and then sell them to someone else? What kind of scheme is this? 1.2968 0.04237 219 174 25 20
481 He said the hot dog sales are good, but the REAL money is in recruiting new members. 1.2968 0.03595 219 162 49 8
482 You paid how much for these?!! I can’t believe you fell for another pyramid scheme! 1.2968 0.03876 219 167 39 13
483 These are from the food truck on the other side. Up there it's a piano and he's playing Cheops Sticks. 1.2968 0.03821 219 166 41 12
484 Now you eat this one and we both get rich 1.2955 0.03806 220 167 41 12
485 How come the ketchup is all at one end? 1.2949 0.03840 217 165 40 12
486 Wow!! Nathan’s ! Who knew? 1.2949 0.03784 217 164 42 11
487 Usually everyone's buried with the pharoah but the hotdog man got left out. 1.2949 0.03670 217 162 46 9
488 How many times have we heard the looters-stole-the-condiments story? 1.2949 0.03895 217 166 38 13
489 If you’re in a hurry to leave, you can get your hot dog with matzoh 1.2949 0.04056 217 169 32 16
490 The one at the Eiffel Tower had more sauces 1.2949 0.03552 217 160 50 7
491 But I said no mustard. 1.2949 0.03727 217 163 44 10
492 He seems to be involved in some sort of scheme... 1.2949 0.03840 217 165 40 12
493 I guess you have to hustle kosher hot dogs to reach the promised land these days. 1.2949 0.03840 217 165 40 12
494 'Well it's supposed to be the top dog around." 1.2949 0.03950 217 167 36 14
495 Behold the eighth wonder of the world! Only cost me $4. 1.2949 0.03611 217 161 48 8
496 I guess they are still trying to pay King Tut's funeral expenses. 1.2944 0.03760 214 161 43 10
497 Now you tell me you want mustard? 1.2944 0.03818 214 162 41 11
498 I got you the Ramesses II with extra onion and I'm having the Sobekneferu with French mustard. 1.2944 0.03987 214 165 35 14
499 He says we have to go the Sphinx for the condiments. 1.2944 0.03875 214 163 39 12
500 What do you mean you didn't get relish! 1.2944 0.03931 214 164 37 13
501 He’s known as the Top Dog 1.2944 0.03818 214 162 41 11
502 Now you tell me you also wanted a soda? 1.2944 0.03818 214 162 41 11
503 I took the stairs on the other side since the handicap ramps look dangerous. 1.2944 0.03519 214 157 51 6
504 And to think, we used to have to go all the way to Coney Island for Nathan's. 1.2944 0.03818 214 162 41 11
505 You're the one who wanted an authentic Egyptian experience. 1.2944 0.03702 214 160 45 9
506 I don’t care what sort of scheme it is, his hot dogs are terrific. 1.2944 0.03519 214 157 51 6
507 What's it madoff? 1.2944 0.03875 214 163 39 12
508 This is the pyramid of Tutankhamun's cousin, Frankfurter. 1.2944 0.03987 214 165 35 14
509 He's trying to franchise the idea. To me it's just another pyramid scheme. 1.2944 0.03987 214 165 35 14
510 And then each of those friends buys two hot dogs...? 1.2944 0.03818 214 162 41 11
511 Someone's in the Madoff suite 1.2905 0.03915 210 161 37 12
512 I'm so tired of these Pyramid scams. 1.2905 0.03857 210 160 39 11
513 Little known fact, the Maya were conquered by the Mayers. 1.2905 0.03915 210 161 37 12
514 This you call one of the Seven Wonders of the World? Really? Go get me some sauerkraut. 1.2905 0.03857 210 160 39 11
515 I didn’t realize hot dogs were at the top of the food pyramid. 1.2905 0.03857 210 160 39 11
516 He said he inherited the location from his great, great, great, great, great, great, great grandfather. 1.2905 0.03737 210 158 43 9
517 Are they boiled or sun-dried? 1.2905 0.03797 210 159 41 10
518 It's on wheels for catering. 1.2905 0.03857 210 160 39 11
519 He's taken fast food to new heights! 1.2905 0.03797 210 159 41 10
520 Thanks, sweetie, but the Use By date on this dog is 3,000 B.C. 1.2905 0.03915 210 161 37 12
521 At least it's wheelchair accessible. 1.2905 0.04086 210 164 31 15
522 And best of all, it's kosher. 1.2905 0.03675 210 157 45 8
523 Not Kosher, but it comes from closer to God. 1.2905 0.03915 210 161 37 12
524 He swears they're kosher." 1.2905 0.04030 210 163 33 14
525 Strange, tastes like a lot of preservatives but he swore he just unwrapped these 1.2905 0.03737 210 158 43 9
526 I hear his ancestors were awarded the very first Hebrew National franchise. 1.2905 0.04086 210 164 31 15
527 All I said was that the restaurant has a view. 1.2905 0.03797 210 159 41 10
528 On second thought, I think I will have the sauerkraut. 1.2905 0.04086 210 164 31 15
529 Who would've thought hot dogs were found at the top of the food pyramid? 1.2905 0.03973 210 162 35 13
530 Top Dog? 1.2905 0.04086 210 164 31 15
531 King Pup. 1.2905 0.03797 210 159 41 10
532 Location, location, location. 1.2905 0.03973 210 162 35 13
533 They say this is the ORIGINAL “Hebrew National” stand 1.2905 0.03973 210 162 35 13
534 At last Phil reached the pinnacle of hot dog salesmanship 1.2905 0.03857 210 160 39 11
535 Finally a pyramid scheme that I can get behind. 1.2905 0.04086 210 164 31 15
536 What kind of hot dog king doesn't have napkins? 1.2899 0.03952 207 159 36 12
537 Yeah, Chicago style is great, but have you tried Mesopotamian? 1.2899 0.03770 207 156 42 9
538 Thanks, but would you mind going back up for some relish? 1.2899 0.03952 207 159 36 12
539 "Poor soul realized too late that he fell for a pyramid scheme." 1.2899 0.03952 207 159 36 12
540 These hot dogs have really gone downhill. 1.2899 0.03770 207 156 42 9
541 Wow, twenty dollars?! Place should be called “ He Gyps, Hotdogs” 1.2899 0.04069 207 161 32 14
542 What a great pyramid scheme! 1.2899 0.04069 207 161 32 14
543 On second thought, I'd rather have a sphinxburger. 1.2899 0.04069 207 161 32 14
544 I don't care if it is on a 'Pharoal', I asked for mustard. 1.2899 0.03832 207 157 40 10
545 Now you understand why Uber Eats is so important! 1.2899 0.03892 207 158 38 11
546 You're sure this isn't a pyramid scheme? 1.2899 0.03832 207 157 40 10
547 That's king-sized? 1.2899 0.03892 207 158 38 11
548 I've always wanted to experience one of the wonders of the ancient world. 1.2899 0.04069 207 161 32 14
549 I 'd be careful. It could be a pyramid scheme. 1.2899 0.03770 207 156 42 9
550 You’re eating another one? It’s a slippery slope... 1.2899 0.04011 207 160 34 13
551 Why are they wrapped in cotton? 1.2899 0.03892 207 158 38 11
552 Are you sure it's not a pyramid scheme? 1.2899 0.03832 207 157 40 10
553 I can't wait to get my Cheops into one of those. 1.2899 0.04069 207 161 32 14
554 Ironically, he's kind of a square guy. 1.2886 0.03840 201 152 40 9
555 It's simple. You pay for this, then he'll give me ten more. What makes you think it's a scheme?" 1.2885 0.03754 208 157 42 9
556 When I said I wanted an Egyptian dog, I meant a Pharaoh Hound. 1.2885 0.03936 208 160 36 12
557 Trust me, this is not a pyramid scheme. 1.2878 0.03660 205 153 45 7
558 Where's the relish? 1.2878 0.04092 205 160 31 14
559 Really! He only takes Bitcoin? 1.2857 0.04174 203 160 28 15
560 I tried to get mustard but the cursed bottled wouldn't open. 1.2857 0.03610 203 151 46 6
561 Straight from the top of the food pyramid 1.2857 0.03870 203 155 38 10
562 Did you remember to grab napkins? 1.2857 0.03742 203 153 42 8
563 After you get to the top, you feel compelled to buy a couple. 1.2857 0.04115 203 159 30 14
564 What will Vegas think of next? 1.2857 0.03933 203 156 36 11
565 Since when were hot dogs at the top of the food pyramid? 1.2857 0.03807 203 154 40 9
566 I don't care if that's how King Tutenkamin ate it, go back up there and tell him to put some mustard on it! 1.2857 0.03807 203 154 40 9
567 He's worried about rising sea levels. 1.2857 0.03677 203 152 44 7
568 Classic pyramid scheme! 1.2857 0.04055 203 158 32 13
569 Not what I meant when I said a top-tier restaurant... 1.2857 0.03807 203 154 40 9
570 He tried to sell me a franchise-it's a pyramid scheme. 1.2857 0.03933 203 156 36 11
571 Well of course there was no line. 1.2857 0.03870 203 155 38 10
572 Ancient recipe. 1.2857 0.04115 203 159 30 14
573 Hot dogs are $2 apiece or 2 for $3. Add the meaning of life for an extra $2.50. 1.2857 0.03933 203 156 36 11
574 I think this is how Madoff got started 1.2857 0.03933 203 156 36 11
575 Here you go, a hot Anubis with kraut. 1.2857 0.04055 203 158 32 13
576 No relish? 1.2857 0.03742 203 153 42 8
577 I like the hot dogs better at the Louvre. 1.2857 0.03807 203 154 40 9
578 Technically it's still on the food pyramid. 1.2857 0.03870 203 155 38 10
579 No way, Moses! These aren't Hebrew National. 1.2857 0.03870 203 155 38 10
580 I don't know about investing in this. It seems like a pyramid scheme. 1.2857 0.03994 203 157 34 12
581 A cubit long! 1.2857 0.03870 203 155 38 10
582 He has the best toppings. 1.2857 0.03870 203 155 38 10
583 It's ok... not so sure about the whole "hot dog of the gods" thing. 1.2857 0.03807 203 154 40 9
584 No... a tip is not required 1.2857 0.04174 203 160 28 15
585 I still think the ruins are too commercialized. 1.2857 0.03933 203 156 36 11
586 I think its kosher, but the menu has never been completely translated. 1.2857 0.03807 203 154 40 9
587 Processed Meat. The Eighth Wonder of the World." 1.2850 0.03971 200 154 35 11
588 They're both Mayan, but you can have this one. 1.2850 0.03971 200 154 35 11
589 So inside it's one big refrigerator? 1.2850 0.03709 200 150 43 7
590 We are NOT going to invest in his hot dog stand. It's clearly a pyramid scheme. 1.2850 0.03907 200 153 37 10
591 Don’t worry it’s a healthy hotdog; it came from the top of the food pyramid. 1.2850 0.03971 200 154 35 11
592 It's Hebrew National, but don't snitch on him. 1.2850 0.03709 200 150 43 7
593 Who says you can’t find a good hot dog in Gaza? 1.2850 0.03776 200 151 41 8
594 I still think it’s a pyramid scheme. 1.2850 0.03776 200 151 41 8
595 Up there, they're a dollar, down here they're five. 1.2850 0.03907 200 153 37 10
596 He said it's a Pharaoh Frank, and yes, it's a mystery what it's made of. 1.2850 0.03842 200 152 39 9
597 The hot dogs are fine, but the price was steep. 1.2850 0.03907 200 153 37 10
598 Are you sure they're kosher? 1.2850 0.04095 200 156 31 13
599 ...And then you get your friends to sell all those hot dogs to their friends, and then we both get a cut. 1.2850 0.04276 200 159 25 16
600 Still not as good as Fenway Park. 1.2828 0.03726 198 149 42 7
601 I would not have thought you could get those here in Las Vegas. 1.2828 0.03992 198 153 34 11
602 Location may be the key to success, but thank you for delivering. 1.2828 0.03927 198 152 36 10
603 He says he thinks business will pick up when the escalator and slide arrive 1.2828 0.03657 198 148 44 6
604 $30 for 2 hot dogs? I feel like this is some kind of scheme 1.2828 0.03726 198 149 42 7
605 He says he has to answer to an even higher authority. 1.2828 0.03927 198 152 36 10
606 Sorry, that hotdog does not conform with the Americans with Disabilities Act of 1990. 1.2828 0.03861 198 151 38 9
607 Now you find two people to sell those hot dogs. 1.2828 0.03794 198 150 40 8
608 I was short a dollar, but he let me slide " 1.2828 0.03726 198 149 42 7
609 At least Tripadvisor wasn't wrong about the amazing 360 degree views of this place. 1.2828 0.03657 198 148 44 6
610 When God gives you human sacrifices, make hotdogs. 1.2828 0.04056 198 154 32 12
611 Was this alteration approved by the Historical Society? 1.2828 0.03992 198 153 34 11
612 There’s no easy way to say this, but you forgot the relish. 1.2828 0.03726 198 149 42 7
613 It’s a food pyramid. You had to have known there would only be junk food at the top. 1.2828 0.03726 198 149 42 7
614 I like what’s at the top of the new Food Pyramid, 1.2828 0.03992 198 153 34 11
615 It is all about... Location, Location, Location. 1.2828 0.03927 198 152 36 10
616 The condiments are on the next pyramid? 1.2828 0.03927 198 152 36 10
617 I particularly liked the Climb Up Get One Free discount. 1.2828 0.03927 198 152 36 10
618 That's what's at the top of the food pyramid 1.2828 0.03992 198 153 34 11
619 Yes, I admit it. I used to think "Because it's there" was reason enough ... 1.2828 0.03861 198 151 38 9
620 A little more mustard, please, on both of them! 1.2828 0.03992 198 153 34 11
621 That looks more like a cubit-long than a foot-long. 1.2828 0.03992 198 153 34 11
622 He doesn't work on the Sabbath. It's in his contract. 1.2828 0.03861 198 151 38 9
623 Ketchup instead of mustard? Tut-tut. 1.2828 0.03927 198 152 36 10
624 We had perfectly good hot dogs back home, Dave. 1.2828 0.03726 198 149 42 7
625 Kosher since 1300 BCE! 1.2828 0.03861 198 151 38 9
626 I specifically said, mustard AND onions. 1.2814 0.03845 199 152 38 9
627 There are also wraps inside 1.2806 0.03881 196 150 37 9
628 It's how he wanted to spend the after life. 1.2806 0.03813 196 149 39 8
629 Best service in centuries 1.2806 0.03813 196 149 39 8
630 It is healthy, it's from the top of the food pyramid 1.2806 0.04142 196 154 29 13
631 Toot and come in. 1.2806 0.04142 196 154 29 13
632 Trust me this is the pinnacle of hot dogs. 1.2806 0.03813 196 149 39 8
633 Are these better than the Sphinx burgers we had yesterday? 1.2806 0.04078 196 153 31 12
634 I said they look like regular hot dogs, but he said I'm missing the point. 1.2798 0.04054 193 150 32 11
635 No thanks, I filled up on churros back at the sphinx. 1.2798 0.03778 193 146 40 7
636 Let's go to the Sphinx next. I hear they have the best funnel cakes. 1.2798 0.04120 193 151 30 12
637 They’re Hebrew Nationals! 1.2798 0.03987 193 149 34 10
638 He said it's kosher. 1.2798 0.04054 193 150 32 11
639 Twenty bucks apiece, including the royalty fee. 1.2798 0.03706 193 145 42 6
640 Well, if Cleopatra ate cubit-longs, then sure. 1.2798 0.03918 193 148 36 9
641 It’s from Hebrew National’s original location. 1.2798 0.04054 193 150 32 11
642 He isn’t an independent hot dog vendor; he is part of a major pyramid scheme. 1.2798 0.03778 193 146 40 7
643 He guaranteed these would sustain us on our journey to the afterlife. 1.2798 0.04120 193 151 30 12
644 Since we built it I think we can assume the hotdogs are Kosher. 1.2798 0.03706 193 145 42 6
645 I though hot dogs aren't the top of the food pyramid. 1.2798 0.04054 193 150 32 11
646 Yes, it's a pyramid scheme. But at least it's transparent! 1.2798 0.03778 193 146 40 7
647 I'm sorry, but condiments are not included on the food pyramid. 1.2798 0.04054 193 150 32 11
648 As far as I’m concerned, the food pyramid is ancient history. 1.2798 0.03987 193 149 34 10
649 It’s not paleo, but the glute workout is worth it. 1.2798 0.03918 193 148 36 9
650 These hotdogs definitely belong on the top of the food pyramid. 1.2798 0.03918 193 148 36 9
651 Mummified or just no nitrates? 1.2798 0.03918 193 148 36 9
652 Actually, I’d love a little mustard if it’s not too much trouble. 1.2798 0.04054 193 150 32 11
653 He said there is relish by the Sphinx. 1.2798 0.03918 193 148 36 9
654 I hope you relish my efforts for getting this. 1.2798 0.03849 193 147 38 8
655 Tomb for the price of one! 1.2798 0.03849 193 147 38 8
656 I shouldn't. I've already eaten my daily allowance from the top of the food pyramid. 1.2798 0.04120 193 151 30 12
657 Apparently he's been in business since 3000 BC. 1.2798 0.03706 193 145 42 6
658 Go back and get me the tater tuts. 1.2798 0.03918 193 148 36 9
659 I got yours with mustard, relish and locust. 1.2798 0.04054 193 150 32 11
660 Really, its a Ra Dog? 1.2798 0.03918 193 148 36 9
661 Would it be much trouble to exchange that for the gluten-free bun? There’s no line. 1.2798 0.03778 193 146 40 7
662 Despite the delicious food, the hot dog vendor's business continued to go down hill. 1.2798 0.03987 193 149 34 10
663 These really are the pinnacle of hotdogs. 1.2792 0.03930 197 152 35 10
664 No Grey Poupon? 1.2775 0.04209 191 151 27 13
665 Can you go back and get me a bit more mustard, sweetie? 1.2775 0.04143 191 150 29 12
666 That's great but why didn't you get me one? 1.2775 0.03939 191 147 35 9
667 Tut, tut. You forgot the mustard! 1.2775 0.04143 191 150 29 12
668 Frankly, I just don't see the point." 1.2775 0.03939 191 147 35 9
669 We just have to find five friends to buy hot dogs and then they each get five of their friends to buy hot dogs and then they get… 1.2775 0.03796 191 145 39 7
670 When will you be top dog? 1.2775 0.04008 191 148 33 10
671 He does most of his business with extraterrestrials. 1.2775 0.03939 191 147 35 9
672 Honey, it's not a pyramid scheme, just eat it! 1.2775 0.04008 191 148 33 10
673 He says it's too crowded in Cairo 1.2775 0.03796 191 145 39 7
674 They're Madoff hotdogs, you pay twice for them tomorrow. 1.2775 0.03939 191 147 35 9
675 The cardio offsets the calories. 1.2775 0.04008 191 148 33 10
676 I had no idea hot dogs were on the top of the food pyramid. 1.2775 0.04143 191 150 29 12
677 I know it's a bit of a climb, but I really need a little more mustard. 1.2775 0.04008 191 148 33 10
678 I guess it makes sense. When the Halal Guys took over Manhattan, the hot dog vendors to go somewhere. 1.2775 0.03939 191 147 35 9
679 I generally prefer Giza's but the lines are longer. 1.2751 0.03959 189 146 34 9
680 He tried to sell me a franchise, but I was sensing a pyramid scheme. 1.2751 0.04167 189 149 28 12
681 So where are my onions? 1.2751 0.04030 189 147 32 10
682 Oh good! Something from the top of the food pyramid. 1.2751 0.04030 189 147 32 10
683 They're out of toppings. 1.2751 0.04167 189 149 28 12
684 That's a bit steep for me. 1.2751 0.03740 189 143 40 6
685 Pricey? Yes, I think it's a pyramid scheme 1.2751 0.04365 189 152 22 15
686 Looks like a pyramid scheme 1.2751 0.03959 189 146 34 9
687 He says it was flown in this morning from Coney Island. 1.2751 0.03887 189 145 36 8
688 OK, what's his angle? 1.2751 0.03959 189 146 34 9
689 Sure, it’s probably the best hot dog within a hundred miles, but food for the gods? 1.2751 0.04099 189 148 30 11
690 Is it too late to change my order? 1.2751 0.04099 189 148 30 11
691 It's halal. 1.2751 0.03887 189 145 36 8
692 What exactly is your concept of a “bucket list”? 1.2751 0.04167 189 149 28 12
693 It's a pyramid scheme, isn't it? 1.2751 0.03959 189 146 34 9
694 Who would have thought they'd have Hebrew Nationals out here? 1.2751 0.04030 189 147 32 10
695 I guess the food pyramid is ancient history. 1.2737 0.03941 190 147 34 9
696 I think golden arches would work better. 1.2737 0.03870 190 146 36 8
697 I thought they did away with the food pyramid. 1.2737 0.03723 190 144 40 6
698 ya mean I gotta go back for sauerkraut? 1.2727 0.04051 187 146 31 10
699 It's wonderful! It's magnificent! . . . A good hot dog outside of New York City 1.2727 0.03980 187 145 33 9
700 Did I say ketchup? .. I meant mayonnaise.” 1.2727 0.03907 187 144 35 8
701 So these are the famous Pharaoh's Phranks! I thought it was just a gimmick. 1.2727 0.04051 187 146 31 10
702 They're better at the ball park." 1.2727 0.03980 187 145 33 9
703 There’s an elevator around back! 1.2727 0.03907 187 144 35 8
704 He's selling franchises? Sounds like a pyramid scheme. 1.2727 0.04392 187 151 21 15
705 I told you Vegas is just like the real thing 1.2727 0.03980 187 145 33 9
706 Isn’t ice cream supposed to be at the top of the food pyramid? 1.2727 0.04122 187 147 29 11
707 Didn't you see the new study that says Hot Dogs are now at the top of the food pyramid? 1.2727 0.04259 187 149 25 13
708 And you're sure this isn't a pyramid scheme? 1.2727 0.04051 187 146 31 10
709 Well I'm not going back up there for mustard.....it's pointless. 1.2727 0.03833 187 143 37 7
710 They're just like your mummy used to wrap. 1.2727 0.03833 187 143 37 7
711 Where are the napkins? 1.2727 0.04122 187 147 29 11
712 Of course we can eat them - it's from the top of the food pyramid! 1.2727 0.03833 187 143 37 7
713 At first I thought it was just a pyramid scheme, but he's actually legit 1.2717 0.03632 184 138 42 4
714 I had to sacrifice a cat, but here you go... 1.2717 0.04020 184 143 32 9
715 It's as close as one can get to kosher here. 1.2717 0.03945 184 142 34 8
716 I know it's a long climb but I said mustard AND relish. 1.2717 0.04236 184 146 26 12
717 No, Marcia, I didn't have the guts to ask him. 1.2717 0.04020 184 143 32 9
718 He said they're opening up a pizza place at the Sphinx next week. 1.2717 0.04093 184 144 30 10
719 Nathan, you always fall for shady pyramid schemes. 1.2717 0.04093 184 144 30 10
720 I changed my mind - I want a Colossus dog. 1.2717 0.04093 184 144 30 10
721 No thanks. I know a pyramid scheme when I see one. 1.2717 0.03945 184 142 34 8
722 Is this trickle-down economics or a pyramid scheme? 1.2717 0.03869 184 141 36 7
723 I like what the boy pharaoh has done with Cheops. 1.2717 0.03792 184 140 38 6
724 No drink? 1.2717 0.03869 184 141 36 7
725 Did he tell you how he built it? 1.2717 0.04020 184 143 32 9
726 Are you sure this is the place from the article? 1.2717 0.03945 184 142 34 8
727 He said if we find 4 more people to sell hot dogs, we could get a good scheme going here. 1.2717 0.03945 184 142 34 8
728 Apparently he was fooled into investing his life savings in some sort of food cart pyramid scheme. 1.2717 0.04093 184 144 30 10
729 These are from the top of the food pyramid. 1.2717 0.03945 184 142 34 8
730 So that is what is at the top of the food pyramid. 1.2717 0.04093 184 144 30 10
731 Why would you think this is a pyramid scheme? 1.2717 0.04020 184 143 32 9
732 It's the best for miles around. 1.2717 0.04020 184 143 32 9
733 So no, not Kosher. 1.2717 0.03945 184 142 34 8
734 And now you're going to tell me that the condiment cart is atop the Sphinx, right? 1.2717 0.03869 184 141 36 7
735 Now this is a pyramid scheme I can sink my teeth into 1.2717 0.04236 184 146 26 12
736 You can’t beat Top Dog 1.2717 0.04093 184 144 30 10
737 Now we ate at all seven Wonders of the World. 1.2717 0.04020 184 143 32 9
738 Let me get this straight...so the guy told you if we open our own hotdog stand and then recruit a couple of other people to do the same, we could make a lot of money?? 1.2717 0.04093 184 144 30 10
739 Thanks, can you get me some mustard? 1.2717 0.03792 184 140 38 6
740 The mustard's been aged 4000 years. 1.2717 0.04236 184 146 26 12
741 Thanks. I wasn't inclined to get one for myself. 1.2717 0.03945 184 142 34 8
742 I think it's safe to say that it's not kosher. 1.2717 0.04020 184 143 32 9
743 Didn't he have drinks? 1.2717 0.03945 184 142 34 8
744 I know what you're thinking, but it's NOT a pyramid scheme. 1.2717 0.03869 184 141 36 7
745 It took 1000 Hebrew Nationals to build the stand. 1.2717 0.04093 184 144 30 10
746 They're free if we find 7 other friends who want hot dogs. 1.2717 0.04020 184 143 32 9
747 Yeah, after the tourism got big, Cairo said they had to make them wheelchair accessible" 1.2717 0.04165 184 145 28 11
748 He said it's the hot dog of the Pharaohs and comes with a side of locusts or toads. The curse is extra. 1.2717 0.04236 184 146 26 12
749 Fresh from the top of the Food-Pyramid? 1.2717 0.04020 184 143 32 9
750 You really know the way to a girl's heartburn. 1.2717 0.04093 184 144 30 10
751 Did you forget the mustard? 1.2717 0.03792 184 140 38 6
752 He makes a good point. 1.2717 0.04165 184 145 28 11
753 I told you "at the top of the food pyramid." 1.2717 0.03945 184 142 34 8
754 He said if we convince 4 other people to buy hot dogs then we will get these for free! 1.2717 0.03945 184 142 34 8
755 No thanks. I ate at Sushi on the Sphinx. 1.2717 0.03945 184 142 34 8
756 Lunch with a pharaoh included with the timeshare pitch. 1.2717 0.04020 184 143 32 9
757 I still don't trust it is kosher 1.2717 0.04020 184 143 32 9
758 It's only called a scheme if we don't include the hot dog. 1.2717 0.04020 184 143 32 9
759 Yes, this is the only place you can get them. Seriously. 1.2717 0.04020 184 143 32 9
760 Who would have thought? A Hebrew National Frankfurter in Egypt 1.2717 0.04093 184 144 30 10
761 He calls himself the Sun God of hot dogs. 1.2717 0.03945 184 142 34 8
762 You don't think I know a pyramid scheme when I see one? 1.2717 0.03945 184 142 34 8
763 The Illuminati are a lot less sinister than I thought they would be. 1.2717 0.04093 184 144 30 10
764 How old is it? 1.2717 0.04093 184 144 30 10
765 I’m guessing now is not a good time to remind you I don’t like mustard. 1.2717 0.03713 184 139 40 5
766 This shouldn't be at the top of the food pyramid. 1.2717 0.04305 184 147 24 13
767 There's an escalator on the other side. 1.2717 0.04020 184 143 32 9
768 He’s not selling hot dogs. He’s selling unlimited hotdog potential. 1.2717 0.04236 184 146 26 12
769 I'm so glad that you found the elevator button on the other side! 1.2717 0.04020 184 143 32 9
770 He said after I buy my own stand, I just need to recruit ten more people to double my money. 1.2717 0.04020 184 143 32 9
771 He slides them down, you pay with the app. 1.2717 0.03713 184 139 40 5
772 The TRUMP logo is going on tomorrow. 1.2717 0.04093 184 144 30 10
773 I've been to the mountaintop. 1.2717 0.03713 184 139 40 5
774 Shouldn't the top of the nutritional pyramid be kale? 1.2717 0.03945 184 142 34 8
775 So all I do is get four friends to buy two hot dogs each? 1.2717 0.04165 184 145 28 11
776 It’s obviously a pyramid scheme disguised as a hotdog stand 1.2717 0.04236 184 146 26 12
777 I don't care if it is 'Giza style'. You don't put ketchup on a hot dog! 1.2717 0.04165 184 145 28 11
778 He calls them Wonder of the World Wieners 1.2717 0.03869 184 141 36 7
779 You're right, hot dogs are at the top of the food pyramid. 1.2717 0.04305 184 147 24 13
780 I do not know what's on top of the food pyramid... but at the botton there will always be the hot dog. 1.2713 0.04102 188 148 29 11
781 I don't care what he said; that's not locally sourced. 1.2713 0.03815 188 144 37 7
782 Food pyramid? What food pyramid? 1.2703 0.04145 185 146 28 11
783 Well, they were warm two hours ago. 1.2703 0.03851 185 142 36 7
784 Nice! But you gotta try the sliders! 1.2703 0.03927 185 143 34 8
785 Top of the food pyramid 1.2703 0.04074 185 145 30 10
786 I'll take two, but I wish you hadn't told me how they get down here from up there. 1.2703 0.03774 185 141 38 6
787 But where's the mustard? 1.2692 0.04116 182 143 29 10
788 I thought we didn't support gentrification. 1.2692 0.04042 182 142 31 9
789 I asked for ketchup! 1.2692 0.03966 182 141 33 8
790 Of course not, there's a guy around back. 1.2692 0.04189 182 144 27 11
791 He prefers the term “multi level marketing.” 1.2692 0.04042 182 142 31 9
792 I think I would like sauerkraut after all. 1.2692 0.03810 182 139 37 6
793 You should see what they've done with the Sphinx now. 1.2692 0.04042 182 142 31 9
794 So we're meant to sell these to other people? Seems like a pyramid scheme to me. 1.2692 0.03888 182 140 35 7
795 gerald stood atop his mesa and threw sausages to the unwashed peons below. his was a thankless job, often leaving him weary, but he could not quit. melchior had entrusted him this duty, so many years ago, and his final words lingered in gerald's mind 1.2692 0.03966 182 141 33 8
796 I think the bigger question here is, how? 1.2692 0.03888 182 140 35 7
797 Easy, the ladder’s on the other side. 1.2692 0.04189 182 144 27 11
798 There’s also a restaurant inside that sells wraps. 1.2682 0.03927 179 138 34 7
799 Did he make me one with everything? 1.2682 0.04160 179 141 28 10
800 Business is bad but he likes the view. 1.2667 0.04213 180 143 26 11
801 What happened to the gigantic eye? 1.2655 0.03947 177 137 33 7
802 The top 1% own 50% of the hotdogs. 1.2652 0.04044 181 142 30 9
803 He said he couldn’t stop people complaining about the smell... 1.2652 0.04044 181 142 30 9
804 Looks like a pyramid scheme to me. 1.2652 0.03889 181 140 34 7
805 Trump at Summit Meeting 1.2652 0.04193 181 144 26 11
806 Now all we have to do is recruit two more participants. 1.2652 0.03809 181 139 36 6
807 With all the really good cartoons out there , we get stuck in this one> 1.2652 0.03967 181 141 32 8
808 Seems like a pyramid scheme to me. 1.2652 0.03967 181 141 32 8
809 No dogs that long. They're all one cubit with everything. 1.2652 0.04044 181 142 30 9
810 Oh! A slider! 1.2644 0.03728 174 132 38 4
811 Honey, you know that I can't pass up a two for one offer on Kosher hotdogs. 1.2644 0.04383 174 140 22 12
812 I hope nobody tips him. 1.2644 0.04069 174 136 30 8
813 The Sphinx has much better dogs. 1.2644 0.03638 174 131 40 3
814 I thought Hebrew National answered to the higher authority 1.2644 0.04069 174 136 30 8
815 It just seems pointless! 1.2644 0.04150 174 137 28 9
816 Can you get me some mustard?" 1.2644 0.04229 174 138 26 10
817 He says if I buy two hot dogs, I'll double my investment in no time. 1.2644 0.04229 174 138 26 10
818 I wouldn't eat that. There's a reason there's no line. 1.2644 0.03902 174 134 34 6
819 The aliens really understood fine dining. 1.2644 0.03816 174 133 36 5
820 The problem is you're putting your boss on a pedestal. 1.2644 0.03728 174 132 38 4
821 They answer to a higher authority. Literally. 1.2644 0.03987 174 135 32 7
822 You know these things are just processed sphinx snouts, right? 1.2644 0.04307 174 139 24 11
823 He doesn't like people standing around 1.2644 0.04229 174 138 26 10
824 Was the menu the same as in Vegas? 1.2644 0.04150 174 137 28 9
825 Can he throw me down a pickle? 1.2644 0.04150 174 137 28 9
826 They’re all beef and they’re Kosher! 1.2644 0.03902 174 134 34 6
827 It's an old Egyptian recipe. 1.2644 0.03902 174 134 34 6
828 You’re kidding. Hebrew National? 1.2644 0.04069 174 136 30 8
829 I'm glad we came to Cairo, IL. 1.2644 0.04150 174 137 28 9
830 No, I don’t believe that is the wiener he exposed and no, I don’t believe that this is what he meant by “devil’s triangle.” 1.2644 0.04307 174 139 24 11
831 Sorta like Subway, but with an Amway structure ... 1.2644 0.04150 174 137 28 9
832 Did you remember to ask about the Friends of Khufu discount? 1.2644 0.04229 174 138 26 10
833 I can’t shake the feeling that thousands of people are staring at us, trying to think up something clever. 1.2644 0.04307 174 139 24 11
834 Nobody knows exactly how, when, or by whom they were built. But with a little kraut they're delicious. 1.2644 0.03902 174 134 34 6
835 Honey, you forgot the onions. 1.2644 0.04069 174 136 30 8
836 So you get a percentage of my hot dog then I'll get a percentage of everyone I sign on to sell hot dogs. How do we handle condiments? 1.2644 0.04229 174 138 26 10
837 Honey, no one puts sauerkraut on a Tut-Dog 1.2629 0.04129 175 138 28 9
838 Wait, did he say 'organic', or 'organs in it.' " 1.2629 0.04208 175 139 26 10
839 It may be an apex hot dog but it still needs mustard. 1.2629 0.04048 175 137 30 8
840 He says it’s an old family recipe. 1.2616 0.04007 172 134 31 7
841 Pretty steep for a couple of chili dogs. 1.2616 0.04173 172 136 27 9
842 I ordered them BC style - before catsup. 1.2616 0.04254 172 137 25 10
843 It's probably full of preservatives, but what the hell. 1.2616 0.03834 172 132 35 5
844 It's been locally-sourced, wrapped and aged. 1.2616 0.03921 172 133 33 6
845 Since when did hot dogs become the top of the food pyramid? 1.2616 0.04333 172 138 23 11
846 You guessed my hierarchy of needs! 1.2616 0.04091 172 135 29 8
847 You know....let's just go home. The best seat's taken 1.2616 0.04254 172 137 25 10
848 The pyramids have the best kosher hot dogs you’ll ever eat. 1.2616 0.04487 172 140 19 13
849 One way or another, he wants to be known as the top of his industry. 1.2616 0.04091 172 135 29 8
850 We'll never have to cook again! He said that as we each bought a hot dog tonight, if we persuade two friends to buy tomorrow, he'd give us more hot dogs if their friends persuaded others to buy... 1.2601 0.04232 173 138 25 10
851 These have a TON of preservatives! 1.2601 0.04311 173 139 23 11
852 He says the hours are better, and so is the money, but he misses the Oracle gig. 1.2601 0.04311 173 139 23 11
853 I thought more conspiracy theorists would've shown up by now. 1.2601 0.03987 173 135 31 7
854 Is a hot dog a sandwich?" really is a debate as old as time 1.2601 0.03987 173 135 31 7
855 Foursquare said it's the only hotdog in town favored by the Sun God. 1.2601 0.03987 173 135 31 7
856 Dave thinks he's invented a new type of pyramid scheme. 1.2601 0.04070 173 136 29 8
857 He's trying to re-arrange the food pyramid. 1.2588 0.03941 170 132 32 6
858 Hot dogs are DEFINITELY at the top of the food pyramid. 1.2588 0.04439 170 138 20 12
859 Are they good? Just like Mummy used to make? 1.2588 0.04028 170 133 30 7
860 I said brown mustard" 1.2588 0.04028 170 133 30 7
861 This food pyramid thing is getting out of hand. 1.2588 0.04028 170 133 30 7
862 We pride ourselves on transparency. It’s a pyramid scheme. 1.2588 0.04197 170 135 26 9
863 Mustard?......You didn’t say anything about mustard! 1.2588 0.04113 170 134 28 8
864 He didn't have Hebrew National or Nathans? 1.2588 0.04113 170 134 28 8
865 Where'd the eyeball go? 1.2588 0.04197 170 135 26 9
866 .. and we only need to recruit twenty hot dog product champions to advance to the next level. 1.2588 0.04028 170 133 30 7
867 This is absolutely not as good as seeing the real thing. 1.2588 0.04279 170 136 24 10
868 Location is everything. 1.2588 0.03851 170 131 34 5
869 I slept with your brother 1.2588 0.04279 170 136 24 10
870 Ironically, he is serving Hebrew Nationals. 1.2588 0.04113 170 134 28 8
871 Told you it wasn’t a mirage. 1.2588 0.04028 170 133 30 7
872 Seriously, a Hebrew National? 1.2588 0.04517 170 139 18 13
873 Playing the piano gives him something to do between hot dog sales. 1.2588 0.04197 170 135 26 9
874 Can we find our seats now? It’s already the 5th inning. 1.2588 0.03851 170 131 34 5
875 He's the 20th generation in the family business 1.2588 0.04113 170 134 28 8
876 They’re not kosher, are they. 1.2588 0.03941 170 132 32 6
877 And you're sure they're kosher? 1.2588 0.04028 170 133 30 7
878 It's a profound misunderstanding of a pyramid scheme. 1.2588 0.04197 170 135 26 9
879 You sure you wanna eat that? It looks like a pyramid scheme to me. 1.2588 0.04279 170 136 24 10
880 Can you ask him if they're kosher? 1.2588 0.04113 170 134 28 8
881 They're health food hot dogs because the pyramid takes away the risk of bladder cancer. 1.2588 0.04279 170 136 24 10
882 Hot dog on a farro roll. 1.2588 0.04279 170 136 24 10
883 He's convinced that hot dogs should be at the top of the food pyramid. 1.2588 0.03851 170 131 34 5
884 You go first.... 1.2588 0.04028 170 133 30 7
885 Is it kosher? 1.2588 0.04028 170 133 30 7
886 I always suspected those pushcart licenses were a pyramid scheme. 1.2588 0.04197 170 135 26 9
887 Once upon a time, in a kingdom pharaoh-way 1.2588 0.04028 170 133 30 7
888 He offered to make us partners but it looked like a pyramid scheme. 1.2588 0.04197 170 135 26 9
889 I suppose you're going to tell me they're out of wraps. 1.2588 0.03941 170 132 32 6
890 He’s elevated the hot dog to an art form. 1.2588 0.03941 170 132 32 6
891 Michelin gave it two stars! 1.2588 0.04028 170 133 30 7
892 I still can't see how this pyramid scheme of his works. 1.2588 0.04113 170 134 28 8
893 It's pointless. 1.2588 0.04028 170 133 30 7
894 Some say his hot dogs are too high. 1.2588 0.04113 170 134 28 8
895 I’m his first customer this decade. 1.2588 0.03666 170 129 38 3
896 I said no onions! 1.2588 0.04113 170 134 28 8
897 They call 'em hot sphynxes here 1.2588 0.04028 170 133 30 7
898 Must be some kind of pyramid scheme 1.2588 0.04279 170 136 24 10
899 Well, it's not THE food pyramid. 1.2588 0.04028 170 133 30 7
900 It's a mummy finger. He has 8 more if we like 'em. 1.2588 0.04197 170 135 26 9
901 Apparently, it was built to honor the god of processed meat. 1.2588 0.04113 170 134 28 8
902 You wouldn’t mind getting me a napkin, would you? 1.2588 0.03941 170 132 32 6
903 The Height of Indigestion 1.2588 0.03851 170 131 34 5
904 He said it's fit for a king. 1.2588 0.04028 170 133 30 7
905 I don’t know what’s in them. He just kept mumbling ‘E pluribus unum’. 1.2588 0.04028 170 133 30 7
906 No, No, his are only healthier 'cuz you have to climb 1,000 feet! 1.2586 0.03882 174 135 33 6
907 I said I wanted mustard . 1.2586 0.03967 174 136 31 7
908 Could you grab me a napkin? 1.2575 0.03795 167 128 35 4
909 I said no relish, Donald. 1.2575 0.03981 167 130 31 6
910 So where’s the eye? 1.2575 0.04158 167 132 27 8
911 I hate to ask but could you put some mustard on that? 1.2575 0.03889 167 129 33 5
912 where's my diet coke? 1.2575 0.04244 167 133 25 9
913 Really!? I expected a little more variety at a food pyramid. 1.2560 0.04221 168 134 25 9
914 Apparently he’s part of some pyramid scheme 1.2560 0.04136 168 133 27 8
915 Kosher? ...no they’e Pagan. 1.2560 0.04305 168 135 23 10
916 Well of course it’s the top dog. 1.2560 0.03869 168 130 33 5
917 It may be a great pyramid, but it's a lousy hot dog. 1.2560 0.04305 168 135 23 10
918 Turns out they‘re way up the food pyramid now. 1.2560 0.04221 168 134 25 9
919 There's a really good bar near the Sphinx. 1.2560 0.03960 168 131 31 6
920 If you think that's hard,,wait til you see him try to get down 1.2560 0.04049 168 132 29 7
921 Did you realize that Bernie Madoff is out of prison? 1.2560 0.04305 168 135 23 10
922 Wow, I've never heard of a hot dog pyramid scheme. 1.2560 0.03869 168 130 33 5
923 Free? Is this one of those pyramid scheme? 1.2560 0.04221 168 134 25 9
924 If you want mustard, it’s up there... 1.2560 0.04221 168 134 25 9
925 I've heard the expression "top dog", but this is ridiculous! 1.2560 0.04049 168 132 29 7
926 So this is the Great Pyramid of Geezer. 1.2560 0.04049 168 132 29 7
927 It's a one-man pyramid scheme. 1.2560 0.04136 168 133 27 8
928 Right, we no longer advertise,"Get A Square Meal Here." 1.2544 0.03939 169 132 31 6
929 Stairs on the other side. 1.2544 0.04114 169 134 27 8
930 Did you bring a napkin for me? 1.2544 0.04114 169 134 27 8
931 Wieners are at top of the food pyramid under new FDA director! 1.2544 0.04199 169 135 25 9
932 I gave him a twenty dollar bill and he only gave me change for a ten. I can't believe Egypt me like that. 1.2544 0.04364 169 137 21 11
933 This isn't one of your silly pyramid schemes again, is it? 1.2544 0.03849 169 131 33 5
934 He’s taking hot dogs to the next level 1.2544 0.04282 169 136 23 10
935 The USDA finally gets the food pyramid right. 1.2544 0.04199 169 135 25 9
936 They’re overpriced but if you find 20 other people in this desert, and they each find 20 other people to buy some, you’ll get a lifetime supply! 1.2544 0.04114 169 134 27 8
937 No, thanks. I try to avoid eating from the top of the food pyramid. 1.2544 0.04199 169 135 25 9
938 Frankly, this apex diet leaves me wanting more. 1.2544 0.04114 169 134 27 8
939 That was the moment Fred realized,she is not the one. 1.2544 0.03939 169 132 31 6
940 He said his usual spot at the Sphinx was taken.... 1.2544 0.03849 169 131 33 5
941 Did I say ketchup?? I hate ketchup … I meant mustard.” 1.2544 0.04114 169 134 27 8
942 Apparently this is the go to place for take out among alien abductees. 1.2544 0.04282 169 136 23 10
943 Hasn't he heard that the pyramid business model is unsustainable? 1.2544 0.04199 169 135 25 9
944 The real mystery is how he got up there. 1.2544 0.04028 169 133 29 7
945 You want to invest in his cart?? How do you know it's not some kind of pyramid scheme???" 1.2544 0.04282 169 136 23 10
946 Well, they are from the top of the food pyramid. 1.2544 0.04028 169 133 29 7
947 Sorry, he was out of relish 1.2544 0.04114 169 134 27 8
948 He was right,these hot dogs are remarkably well preserved. 1.2544 0.04114 169 134 27 8
949 Are these Hebrew National? 1.2544 0.04199 169 135 25 9
950 Great. Now can you wrap it in linen? 1.2544 0.04282 169 136 23 10
951 That will be $1 for the hot dog, ma'am, and $10 for the delivery service. 1.2544 0.03756 169 130 35 4
952 What kind of place doesn't have mustard? 1.2544 0.04199 169 135 25 9
953 The math checks out, if we keep this up, we will never gain weight! 1.2544 0.04199 169 135 25 9
954 Only one. The USDA says eat from the top of the food pyramid only sparingly. 1.2544 0.03661 169 129 37 3
955 I always said that hot dogs were at the top of the food pyramid. 1.2544 0.04114 169 134 27 8
956 Twenty bucks a piece?! Don't you know a pyramid scheme when you see one? 1.2544 0.03939 169 132 31 6
957 Don't get mad at me, but I really didn't want mustard on it 1.2544 0.03939 169 132 31 6
958 As an independent distributor, you can earn enough to quit your job! 1.2544 0.03939 169 132 31 6
959 Would you mind going back up for a little mustard? 1.2544 0.04114 169 134 27 8
960 He made me one with everything 1.2544 0.04364 169 137 21 11
961 Do you relish the thought of going back up there to get some ketchup? 1.2544 0.04114 169 134 27 8
962 They say that Brendan Fraser's buried here. 1.2544 0.04114 169 134 27 8
963 I'm not buying that hot dog, Walter! This is obviously a pryamid scheme. 1.2544 0.04028 169 133 29 7
964 It's a hot dog stand, not a pyramid scheme. Now just enroll 150 other people to buy hot dogs, and you'll be rich. 1.2544 0.04028 169 133 29 7
965 Eight dollars? 'Egypt you. 1.2544 0.04364 169 137 21 11
966 I wish he would just come down here, paint "Top Dog" on the side of his cart, and stop being so literal about everything. 1.2531 0.04136 162 128 27 7
967 I should have gone with you. We could have had lunch in the shade. 1.2531 0.04136 162 128 27 7
968 This is clearly a pyramid scheme. 1.2531 0.04043 162 127 29 6
969 Try this; it’s amazing. You know it answers to a higher authority. 1.2531 0.04228 162 129 25 8
970 Wait, why is the wrapper papyrus?" 1.2531 0.04136 162 128 27 7
971 It takes a while to satisfy a girl with your wiener 1.2531 0.04043 162 127 29 6
972 Did you remember to get mustard? 1.2531 0.04136 162 128 27 7
973 Who knew that the hotdog was at the top of the food pyramid. 1.2531 0.04228 162 129 25 8
974 A Tut-Dog? 1.2531 0.04318 162 130 23 9
975 The Louvre has better food. 1.2531 0.04043 162 127 29 6
976 He said you get drinks at the Sphinx 1.2531 0.03947 162 126 31 5
977 But, Honey, where is the mustard? 1.2531 0.04228 162 129 25 8
978 I don’t care if he does call it a haute dog. 1.2531 0.04136 162 128 27 7
979 No, I didn’t ask what’s in them. Why? 1.2531 0.04318 162 130 23 9
980 So that's what Rick Steves meant by the hot dogs being "over the top". 1.2531 0.04318 162 130 23 9
981 Top dog is always best. 1.2531 0.04228 162 129 25 8
982 Whatever happened to “location, location, location”? 1.2531 0.04043 162 127 29 6
983 Actually, I wanted his umbrella. 1.2531 0.04406 162 131 21 10
984 He's taking hot dogs to a whole new level. 1.2531 0.04228 162 129 25 8
985 After your seven friends buy hotdogs, they each find seven friends to buy hotdogs. 1.2531 0.03848 162 125 33 4
986 Something tells me those aren’t kosher. 1.2531 0.04136 162 128 27 7
987 I would be more impressed if there wasn't an escalator in the back. 1.2531 0.04043 162 127 29 6
988 Thanks. I'm vegetarian. Would you go back up and see if they have tofu-dogs? 1.2531 0.04136 162 128 27 7
989 Some say grilled, others say boiled in beer, but if you ask me honey nothing beats a hot dog cooked with potential energy. 1.2531 0.04043 162 127 29 6
990 This doesn't mean hotdogs are actually part of the food pyramid. 1.2531 0.03947 162 126 31 5
991 I think his entire operation is a pyramid scheme. 1.2531 0.04228 162 129 25 8
992 And now Hot Dog is back at the top of the food pyramid. 1.2531 0.04228 162 129 25 8
993 I think hot dogs should be a wonder of the world. Cuz you always wonder what they are made of. 1.2531 0.04136 162 128 27 7
994 He wants me to open a franchise from home. I think it’s some type of scheme. 1.2531 0.04406 162 131 21 10
995 Where's the mustard? 1.2531 0.03947 162 126 31 5
996 But is it kosher? 1.2531 0.03947 162 126 31 5
997 Actually, I wanted mustard. 1.2531 0.04043 162 127 29 6
998 No ketchup though, he says it would be sacrilegious. 1.2531 0.04043 162 127 29 6
999 But hot dogs are at the top of the food pyramid honey 1.2531 0.04318 162 130 23 9
1000 You were supposed to get three people to help you. Then they would each get three people to help. 1.2531 0.03947 162 126 31 5
1001 What? I said no relish! Now, get back up there. 1.2531 0.04228 162 129 25 8
1002 I understand he makes perfectly preserved hot dogs.. 1.2531 0.04406 162 131 21 10
1003 I said WITH mustard. 1.2531 0.04136 162 128 27 7
1004 its a pyramid scheme, he has a hundred carts, all making money, and we just got in on the bottom 1.2531 0.04318 162 130 23 9
1005 I think you and I have different definitions of the food pyramid. 1.2531 0.03947 162 126 31 5
1006 What, now you want mustard! 1.2531 0.03747 162 124 35 3
1007 Yes, I know there is nothing around for miles, but is it gluten-free? 1.2531 0.04043 162 127 29 6
1008 It tastes like it was injected with a preservative and wrapped in gauze. 1.2531 0.04228 162 129 25 8
1009 Who would've guessed that selling hotdogs was a pyramid scheme? 1.2531 0.04318 162 130 23 9
1010 There's an elevator on the other side? 1.2531 0.04318 162 130 23 9
1011 Thanks. I'm delighted you were inclined. 1.2531 0.04043 162 127 29 6
1012 And now you recruit two venders. It's guaranteed! 1.2531 0.04136 162 128 27 7
1013 That's for you, but this one's Mayan! 1.2531 0.04043 162 127 29 6
1014 On second thought, I might go inside and check out the food court. 1.2531 0.03947 162 126 31 5
1015 No, ma’am, it’s not that type of pyramid scheme. 1.2515 0.04114 163 129 27 7
1016 He says that he thinks hotdogs should be at the top of the food pyramid. 1.2515 0.04021 163 128 29 6
1017 Oh, and I'd love onions on mine also. 1.2515 0.04294 163 131 23 9
1018 Thanks, but this isn't one of those pyramid schemes, is it? 1.2515 0.04294 163 131 23 9
1019 We came here because he claims to have the world's best mustard, Gary. Does that hot dog have mustard on it? Go back up there and get me some. 1.2515 0.04467 163 133 19 11
1020 I’d rather not get involved. It sounds like a pirimid scheme. 1.2515 0.03925 163 127 31 5
1021 Here’s your hotdog slider! 1.2515 0.04021 163 128 29 6
1022 I asked for no onions. 1.2515 0.04114 163 129 27 7
1023 And you laughed when I said these hotdogs were the pinnacle of my culinary experience! 1.2515 0.04021 163 128 29 6
1024 But you forgot the mustard. 1.2515 0.03925 163 127 31 5
1025 It's called 'Just the Tip' hotdogs. 1.2515 0.04114 163 129 27 7
1026 You're kidding - all he has are camel dogs? 1.2515 0.04205 163 130 25 8
1027 Ooh - did aliens make the hot dogs too? 1.2515 0.04021 163 128 29 6
1028 I hate it when Nathan gets into one of his moods. 1.2515 0.04381 163 132 21 10
1029 I meant to ask for ketchup - can you go back and grab me a packet? 1.2515 0.04205 163 130 25 8
1030 Mummifried? 1.2515 0.04137 167 133 26 8
1031 You Forgot My Drink ! 1.2515 0.03958 167 131 30 6
1032 I didn't know hot dogs were on the USDA's food pyramid. 1.2515 0.04048 167 132 28 7
1033 I can’t believe he didn’t have onions !! 1.2515 0.03866 167 130 32 5
1034 I wanted ketchup AND mustard.... 1.2515 0.04137 167 133 26 8
1035 Oh, this really brings me back. 1.2515 0.04223 167 134 24 9
1036 I asked for ketchup AND mustard. 1.2515 0.03958 167 131 30 6
1037 Condiments are up top 1.2515 0.03958 167 131 30 6
1038 You forgot my soda. 1.2500 0.04063 160 126 28 6
1039 Is this the Kosher pyramid? 1.2500 0.04159 160 127 26 7
1040 Please tell me this isn't tofu. 1.2500 0.04252 160 128 24 8
1041 Could you get me some relish with that? 1.2500 0.03865 160 124 32 4
1042 Is more mustard a big ask? 1.2500 0.03965 160 125 30 5
1043 If it's not too much trouble, could you ask him to put a little more mustard on mine? 1.2500 0.04252 160 128 24 8
1044 You’ll have to talk to the man upstairs if you want to know what’s in them. 1.2500 0.04159 160 127 26 7
1045 That's weird, it was hot when he gave it to me... 1.2500 0.04344 160 129 22 9
1046 You call that “hot”? 1.2500 0.04252 160 128 24 8
1047 You know I didn't relish the trip up there. 1.2500 0.04063 160 126 28 6
1048 I wish for once we could find a hotdog vendor who isn't high. 1.2500 0.04063 160 126 28 6
1049 Do you think the pharaohs would have preferred it Chicago style? 1.2484 0.04395 157 127 21 9
1050 And my drink? 1.2484 0.04301 157 126 23 8
1051 Tut,tut,tut,you forgot the mustard. 1.2484 0.04395 157 127 21 9
1052 I heard they have great wraps! 1.2484 0.04301 157 126 23 8
1053 The Nomads nearly cleaned him out. These were his last two. 1.2484 0.04301 157 126 23 8
1054 "He's getting ready for global warming." 1.2484 0.04205 157 125 25 7
1055 TWO hotdogs?! Tut, tut. 1.2484 0.03903 157 122 31 4
1056 Nope. Just hot dogs. He used to make wraps, but his mummy made him stop. 1.2484 0.03797 157 121 33 3
1057 I don't care how aged it is, its not Nathans 1.2484 0.04006 157 123 29 5
1058 It's not your marketing strategy. I just think "Tut's Massive Sausage" is a bit over the top for the actual product. 1.2484 0.04205 157 125 25 7
1059 If you want ketchup you’ll have to get it yourself 1.2484 0.04107 157 124 27 6
1060 It's like a Dodger Dog, but less expensive. 1.2484 0.04006 157 123 29 5
1061 That hot dog isn't all beef. You've been E-gypped. 1.2484 0.03576 157 119 37 1
1062 Could you grab some napkins? 1.2484 0.04107 157 124 27 6
1063 Is it local? 1.2484 0.04107 157 124 27 6
1064 They also serve sliders 1.2484 0.04395 157 127 21 9
1065 And the net calories are zero. 1.2484 0.04006 157 123 29 5
1066 This doesn't mean we're back together. 1.2484 0.04006 157 123 29 5
1067 So I just have to enroll five more distributors and I get my own cart? 1.2484 0.03903 157 122 31 4
1068 I guess that’s one way to keep an eye on the competition. 1.2484 0.04301 157 126 23 8
1069 So glad Barry finally climbed Nathan's corporate pyramid 1.2484 0.03797 157 121 33 3
1070 $5.00? E-qypt us. 1.2484 0.04107 157 124 27 6
1071 The new food pyramid leaves much to the imagination. 1.2484 0.04487 157 128 19 10
1072 What do you expect for slave wages? 1.2484 0.04205 157 125 25 7
1073 You didn’t get any mustard? 1.2484 0.04301 157 126 23 8
1074 What do you mean they didn’t have Hebrew Nationals? 1.2484 0.04107 157 124 27 6
1075 I didn't want mustard. 1.2484 0.04205 157 125 25 7
1076 But I didn’t want mustard....... 1.2484 0.04301 157 126 23 8
1077 Sorry, they didn't have kosher. 1.2484 0.04301 157 126 23 8
1078 That is one way to get your steps in. 1.2484 0.04006 157 123 29 5
1079 Can you go back and ask for a little more ketchup? 1.2484 0.04006 157 123 29 5
1080 Where are the onions? 1.2484 0.04205 157 125 25 7
1081 Toot uncommon? 1.2484 0.04301 157 126 23 8
1082 Welcome to the Great Pyramid of Geezer 1.2484 0.04395 157 127 21 9
1083 But I asked for mustard and onions! 1.2484 0.03688 157 120 35 2
1084 I wanted a wrap. 1.2484 0.03797 157 121 33 3
1085 You say this was recommended by Ziggurat's Guide? 1.2484 0.03903 157 122 31 4
1086 The hot dog was reasonable but I had to join some sort of pyramid scheme... 1.2484 0.04395 157 127 21 9
1087 How come you don't deliver ? 1.2484 0.04395 157 127 21 9
1088 They say these are fit for a Pharoe 1.2484 0.03797 157 121 33 3
1089 This has the smell of a pyramid scheme. 1.2484 0.04205 157 125 25 7
1090 Welcome to the Ancient Pyramid at Ponzi Timeshare Resort 1.2484 0.04395 157 127 21 9
1091 He lost his Taco business in a Pyramid Scheme. 1.2484 0.04205 157 125 25 7
1092 Not exactly what I was picturing when you said you got roped into a pyramid scheme 1.2484 0.04107 157 124 27 6
1093 You are correct that is not a pyramid because of the flat top, but a prism has parallelogram sides, whereas these sides are clearly trapezoidal. 1.2484 0.04487 157 128 19 10
1094 You call this ambience? 1.2484 0.04205 157 125 25 7
1095 Hot dogs are an important part of the food pyramid 1.2468 0.04370 158 128 21 9
1096 So, I sell two a day, and you promise me I will be on top in a year? 1.2468 0.04277 158 127 23 8
1097 Here is your hotdog, bitch. 1.2468 0.04461 158 129 19 10
1098 $2.00 for the hot dog, but $10.00 for delivery - that's a bit steep. 1.2468 0.04084 158 125 27 6
1099 Facebook said it’s the best hotdog joint in Cairo. 1.2468 0.04182 158 126 25 7
1100 I Got the king Tut with extra sand 1.2468 0.04182 158 126 25 7
1101 Somehow, this doesn't seem kosher. 1.2468 0.04182 158 126 25 7
1102 You forgot mustard. 1.2468 0.04182 158 126 25 7
1103 What do you mean, you think this is a pyramid scheme? 1.2468 0.03882 158 123 31 4
1104 Abraham Froman "The Sausage King Of Cairo" 1.2452 0.04128 155 123 26 6
1105 The organs are liquefied, then removed. But no one knows where they go after that. 1.2452 0.04327 155 125 22 8
1106 This eatery has achieved the apex of the culinary world. 1.2452 0.04229 155 124 24 7
1107 You won't believe where we have to go to get relish. 1.2452 0.04128 155 123 26 6
1108 It might help if he put in stairs. 1.2452 0.04229 155 124 24 7
1109 I promise you, this is not a pyramid scheme 1.2452 0.04026 155 122 28 5
1110 He’s wrong. Hot dogs are not at the top of the food pyramid. 1.2452 0.03812 155 120 32 3
1111 Well, if he doesn’t have sauerkraut, we'll just have to try another pyramid. 1.2452 0.03920 155 121 30 4
1112 Why is the price so steep!? 1.2452 0.04229 155 124 24 7
1113 mine has the scarabs. 1.2452 0.04229 155 124 24 7
1114 He can brand it pharaoh food all he wants, but it's still a hot dog. 1.2452 0.04229 155 124 24 7
1115 It's called a "Sacrificial Mayan" dog. You don't want to know what's in it. 1.2452 0.04128 155 123 26 6
1116 Do you think it’s a scheme?i 1.2452 0.04229 155 124 24 7
1117 Is this some kind of a joke? 1.2452 0.04026 155 122 28 5
1118 Their full-service restaurant is on top of the Sphynx's head. 1.2452 0.03920 155 121 30 4
1119 And one for mummy. 1.2452 0.04327 155 125 22 8
1120 Yes, but his prices aren't steep at all. 1.2452 0.04229 155 124 24 7
1121 He tells me it’s all about location 1.2452 0.04128 155 123 26 6
1122 Can you believe it? I invested in one hotdog and got two back. 1.2452 0.04128 155 123 26 6
1123 He said it has something to do with cooking them at the angle of the gravitational pull which gives them that special taste. 1.2452 0.04026 155 122 28 5
1124 This is definitely not your typical pyramid scheme. 1.2452 0.04229 155 124 24 7
1125 You forgot to get the relish. 1.2452 0.04128 155 123 26 6
1126 Talk about poor planning. The ketchup is at the cube, the mustard is at the cylinder, and just try climbing the sphere for the relish. 1.2452 0.04128 155 123 26 6
1127 Why would you think it's not kosher? 1.2452 0.04229 155 124 24 7
1128 He's convinced his business is not a pyramid scheme. 1.2452 0.04229 155 124 24 7
1129 He's working on a pyramid scheme to sell kosher hotdogs in Egypt 1.2452 0.04026 155 122 28 5
1130 Where’s Jill? 1.2452 0.04229 155 124 24 7
1131 I feel like the FDA has just given up with this new food pyramid. 1.2452 0.04327 155 125 22 8
1132 He inherited the concession from his mummy. 1.2452 0.04128 155 123 26 6
1133 Honey, I said I wanted sauerkraut. 1.2452 0.04128 155 123 26 6
1134 They all work for tips around here. 1.2452 0.04128 155 123 26 6
1135 The mustard is over at the Sphinx. 1.2452 0.04422 155 126 20 9
1136 Thanks, did you remember I like extra mustard? 1.2452 0.04128 155 123 26 6
1137 Do you have anything less Sisyphean? 1.2452 0.04128 155 123 26 6
1138 They say it is lonely at the top. 1.2452 0.04128 155 123 26 6
1139 He is looking for investors in hot dog franchises, but I don't like his business model. 1.2452 0.04026 155 122 28 5
1140 It’s called a Bratwurst. I think it’s German. Yeah, I’m also confused why they sell it here. 1.2452 0.03812 155 120 32 3
1141 So it's a pyramid scheme? Yeah, but he's got a great location. 1.2452 0.04229 155 124 24 7
1142 Don't tell me you forgot relish!? 1.2452 0.04026 155 122 28 5
1143 I got you a hot dog, but there’s really no point to the stand up there. 1.2452 0.04229 155 124 24 7
1144 I'm not sure how he did it, but the hot dogs are delicious! 1.2452 0.04229 155 124 24 7
1145 Any chance you saw a drink machine from up there? 1.2452 0.04229 155 124 24 7
1146 It’s a King Tut dog. 1.2452 0.04229 155 124 24 7
1147 At least Stonehenge didn't charge extra for relish. 1.2452 0.04229 155 124 24 7
1148 Not everyone can make it to the the top. But it helps if your father gives you a few hundred million dollars. 1.2452 0.04422 155 126 20 9
1149 I don't trust the tomb dweller, it has to be a pyramid scheme. 1.2452 0.04327 155 125 22 8
1150 So hot dogs are now at the top of the food pyramid? 1.2452 0.04026 155 122 28 5
1151 It's Tutan free, right?" 1.2452 0.04026 155 122 28 5
1152 Last chance to eat before you enter the waiting area for the Mother Ship. 1.2452 0.03812 155 120 32 3
1153 Good thing we brought our own. 1.2452 0.04327 155 125 22 8
1154 Hot dog guy says he's at the peak of his career. 1.2452 0.04026 155 122 28 5
1155 Everything's smaller up there. 1.2452 0.04229 155 124 24 7
1156 I didn't just buy hot dogs; I purchased partial ownership in the entire operation. Right now we're sapphire contributors but if we sell a few cases to 12 of our closest friends and if they make five contacts of their own... 1.2452 0.04229 155 124 24 7
1157 After this, let's go to the ice cream truck on the Sphinx. 1.2452 0.03920 155 121 30 4
1158 So these have enough preservatives to last thousands of years? 1.2452 0.04229 155 124 24 7
1159 So you get 10 friends to climb up to get a hot dog and tell them to get 10 friends to go up and in no time at all we will be on top of the pyramid! 1.2452 0.04026 155 122 28 5
1160 The hot dog lobby finally got put in charge of the food pyramid. 1.2452 0.04327 155 125 22 8
1161 Is this mummy meat? 1.2452 0.04229 155 124 24 7
1162 I'd like the one-cubit dog with kraut please. 1.2452 0.03920 155 121 30 4
1163 'Blowing your own horn' with two hot dogs from the guy at the top? I must say, that's a toot uncommon. 1.2452 0.04327 155 125 22 8
1164 It didn't look like a pyramid scheme. 1.2452 0.04422 155 126 20 9
1165 It's not a "Scheme" and anyway it's an isosceles trapezoid... Look, do want the hotdog or not? 1.2452 0.04026 155 122 28 5
1166 They say they're top dog now. 1.2418 0.04150 153 122 25 6
1167 Well, did you at least ask if they had Hebrew National? 1.2418 0.04352 153 124 21 8
1168 Terrible…but so hard to get, I love it. 1.2418 0.04450 153 125 19 9
1169 I took the elevator. 1.2418 0.03937 153 120 29 4
1170 Try it! He has 100k followers on Instagram. 1.2418 0.04045 153 121 27 5
1171 It's okay. It's vegan. 1.2418 0.04150 153 122 25 6
1172 Guilt-free for YOU, maybe! 1.2418 0.03827 153 119 31 3
1173 I'm leaving you. 1.2418 0.04150 153 122 25 6
1174 He said they're the best hot dogs 20 miles around." 1.2418 0.04150 153 122 25 6
1175 Make me one with everything 1.2418 0.04150 153 122 25 6
1176 Well it was hot 1.2418 0.04045 153 121 27 5
1177 Never mind how he made it, how'd he build it? 1.2418 0.04352 153 124 21 8
1178 Apparently, there’s a loophole in his restraining order. 1.2418 0.04045 153 121 27 5
1179 Asp burgers? Really? 1.2418 0.04450 153 125 19 9
1180 Wow, think of all poor Hebrew National slaves. 1.2418 0.04252 153 123 23 7
1181 He’s top dog around here. 1.2418 0.04150 153 122 25 6
1182 I’m not going back. If you want relish, you get it. 1.2418 0.04150 153 122 25 6
1183 I spilled the drinks. 1.2418 0.04150 153 122 25 6
1184 A Hebrew National? Here? 1.2418 0.04352 153 124 21 8
1185 Was there a long wait? 1.2418 0.04252 153 123 23 7
1186 Climb this hill while holding two hot dogs and you can be confirmed as a Supreme Court Justice. 1.2418 0.04352 153 124 21 8
1187 I didn't want sauerkraut. 1.2418 0.04252 153 123 23 7
1188 Are they made with preservatives? 1.2418 0.04045 153 121 27 5
1189 Your "Curse Of The Pharaohs" hot dog came with everything 1.2418 0.04150 153 122 25 6
1190 Some business owners frame the first dollar they made. He wants to be ON the dollar. 1.2418 0.04045 153 121 27 5
1191 Here's your Dog..Ma 1.2418 0.04045 153 121 27 5
1192 Please tell me you didn't climb a sacred ancient pyramid to buy me this hot dog. 1.2418 0.04045 153 121 27 5
1193 Don't tell me you forgot the ketchup. 1.2418 0.04252 153 123 23 7
1194 And the bun is kosher too? 1.2418 0.03937 153 120 29 4
1195 He didn't want a tip. 1.2418 0.04252 153 123 23 7
1196 And you tried to convince me he was a lifeguard. 1.2418 0.04045 153 121 27 5
1197 No, no! This is the unfinished Trump Tower near Phoenix. He knew how to get to the top but can't figure out how to get to the bottom . 1.2418 0.04150 153 122 25 6
1198 What i want to know is how he got his stuff up there 1.2400 0.04197 150 120 24 6
1199 He said he is not going to be taking any more new world orders. 1.2400 0.04302 150 121 22 7
1200 Hey, I said no scarab beetle topping. 1.2400 0.04603 150 124 16 10
1201 It's not a pyramid scheme if you like hot dogs. 1.2400 0.04405 150 122 20 8
1202 Being a New Jersey construction project, completion is a relative term 1.2400 0.03978 150 118 28 4
1203 You could say he's reached the pinnacle of his hot dog vending career. 1.2400 0.04089 150 119 26 5
1204 HE USED TO BE AN ORGAN GRINDER--NO ONE KNOWS WHAT HAPPENED TO HIS MONKEY 1.2400 0.04302 150 121 22 7
1205 There's an escalator on the back side. 1.2400 0.04302 150 121 22 7
1206 So if I recruit more people to sell hot dogs, we all make money? 1.2400 0.04197 150 120 24 6
1207 Of course it's Kosher. Its Hebrew National. 1.2400 0.04505 150 123 18 9
1208 He claims, like most wines, his sauerkraut improves by being allowed to breathe for a bit in an unadulterated atmosphere. 1.2400 0.04197 150 120 24 6
1209 He'd get more customers if he had parking. 1.2400 0.04405 150 122 20 8
1210 This is not a date. 1.2400 0.03978 150 118 28 4
1211 The real purpose of ancient pyramids is discovered. 1.2400 0.04089 150 119 26 5
1212 8 bucks apiece? I hope the view was worth it... 1.2400 0.04197 150 120 24 6
1213 I wanted relish, not locusts. 1.2400 0.04197 150 120 24 6
1214 This reminds me of home. 1.2400 0.03978 150 118 28 4
1215 No 1.2400 0.04505 150 123 18 9
1216 He answers to a higher authority! 1.2400 0.04197 150 120 24 6
1217 Oh my, there is sand in the mustard. 1.2400 0.03863 150 117 30 3
1218 For some reason, I just love Egyptian cuisine. 1.2400 0.03978 150 118 28 4
1219 This is Pharaoh Oscar Mayer night. Tomorrow night is Pharaoh Chipotle night. 1.2400 0.04302 150 121 22 7
1220 Really, they're called 'Top Dogs'. A rare truth in advertising. 1.2400 0.03978 150 118 28 4
1221 Try one, Mummy. 1.2400 0.03978 150 118 28 4
1222 That's what I call a food pyramid! 1.2400 0.03978 150 118 28 4
1223 That's not what I meant when I said we should eat more ancient grains like farro 1.2400 0.04405 150 122 20 8
1224 Are you sure this isn't a junk food pyramid scheme? 1.2400 0.04197 150 120 24 6
1225 So we get our friends to sell these hot dogs, and they get their friends to see these hot dogs...? 1.2400 0.04505 150 123 18 9
1226 Go back and get the King Tut Special. This dog tastes like it's been guarding the tomb for a gazillion years. 1.2400 0.04405 150 122 20 8
1227 It’s true, a zero calorie hot dog! 300 calories for the dog and bun, -300 getting the damn thing! 1.2400 0.04197 150 120 24 6
1228 No, no, no—it’s called ‘Geometrically Vertical Marketing.’ Like I said: he gets as many of me - to get as many of you - to get as many of them, to actually sell the hotdogs. You see the difference, right? 1.2400 0.03978 150 118 28 4
1229 Given the ingredients, I guess they are the eighth wonder. 1.2400 0.03978 150 118 28 4
1230 Thanks 1.2400 0.04405 150 122 20 8
1231 Well can't you just roll back up and get me some mustard? 1.2400 0.04405 150 122 20 8
1232 Trump is starting his revision of the Food Pyramid. 1.2400 0.04197 150 120 24 6
1233 He wants to know if you can help him roll down. 1.2400 0.04089 150 119 26 5
1234 Ok! So hot dog vendors built the pyramids! But we still don't know HOW! 1.2400 0.04505 150 123 18 9
1235 Obviously that guy doesn't buy that 'location-location-location' bit. 1.2400 0.04197 150 120 24 6
1236 It's a Hebrew Slave National hot dog on a Wonder of the Ancient World bread bun 1.2400 0.04405 150 122 20 8
1237 Shall we go see the Macdonald's now? 1.2400 0.03863 150 117 30 3
1238 But is it halal? 1.2400 0.03978 150 118 28 4
1239 No, I said I wanted the bun made from FARRO. 1.2400 0.03978 150 118 28 4
1240 Well I guess you’re gonna have to climb back up, because I asked for relish. 1.2400 0.04197 150 120 24 6
1241 He said he's tired of the street food label. 1.2400 0.03863 150 117 30 3
1242 The food pyramid has changed a little 1.2400 0.04302 150 121 22 7
1243 It might be a scheme, but it's delicious. 1.2400 0.04089 150 119 26 5
1244 He assured me that these answer to a higher power. 1.2400 0.04405 150 122 20 8
1245 I know, but he gets 5 stars on Yelp! 1.2400 0.03978 150 118 28 4
1246 He was all out of mustard so I got the embalming fluid 1.2400 0.04089 150 119 26 5
1247 You won't eat duck lo mein from the Great Wall of China, but you'll eat this? 1.2400 0.04405 150 122 20 8
1248 If only King Tut could see this. 1.2400 0.04089 150 119 26 5
1249 He added pyramid power to organic, local and sustainable. 1.2400 0.04302 150 121 22 7
1250 I thought it was a great business opportunity, but now I'm worried it's some sort of scheme. 1.2400 0.04302 150 121 22 7
1251 They say protein is at the top of the food pyramid but not everyone gets it. 1.2400 0.04089 150 119 26 5
1252 Bill and Ted never got the hang of pyramid schemes. 1.2400 0.03863 150 117 30 3
1253 Sure it's a pyramid scheme, but the sauerkraut is to die for. 1.2400 0.04089 150 119 26 5
1254 That's strange. Egyptians were supposed to favor cool cats. 1.2400 0.04302 150 121 22 7
1255 'And normally I hate pyramid selling...' 1.2400 0.04302 150 121 22 7
1256 That's the top dog in town. 1.2400 0.04505 150 123 18 9
1257 Wow. Gentrification really is an everywhere problem. 1.2400 0.04197 150 120 24 6
1258 Good thing we brought hot dogs from home! 1.2400 0.04197 150 120 24 6
1259 I expected more, somehow. 1.2400 0.04405 150 122 20 8
1260 Did you ever SEE how they make a camel dog? 1.2400 0.04302 150 121 22 7
1261 The reception is better there. 1.2400 0.04089 150 119 26 5
1262 No, I don't want to go back up for mustard. 1.2400 0.03978 150 118 28 4
1263 No not cursed, he said the meat was cured. 1.2400 0.04197 150 120 24 6
1264 I always wondered if a hot dog was on top of the food pyramid. 1.2400 0.04197 150 120 24 6
1265 Of course it's Kosher. 1.2400 0.04405 150 122 20 8
1266 Do You suppose he takes American Express? 1.2400 0.04302 150 121 22 7
1267 He says the Masons are having a convention here next week. 1.2400 0.03978 150 118 28 4
1268 Yes, I’ll marry you! 1.2400 0.04505 150 123 18 9
1269 Trust me, Milton, this place is not kosher. 1.2400 0.03978 150 118 28 4
1270 The climb was worth it. They are two for one 1.2400 0.04197 150 120 24 6
1271 Could you ask him for mustard? 1.2400 0.04302 150 121 22 7
1272 Is that a Pharoh Dog? No, it's a Gyro-Glyphic 1.2400 0.03863 150 117 30 3
1273 Is it fresh? 1.2400 0.04197 150 120 24 6
1274 So we just recruit ten of our closest friends to operate hot dog stands, and we’ll be millionaires? 1.2384 0.04172 151 121 24 6
1275 I guess you don't get to the top of the food chart by playing it safe. 1.2384 0.04064 151 120 26 5
1276 Is it kosher, halal, or tried and true mechanically separated and ground pig, chicken, and cow trimmings? 1.2384 0.04064 151 120 26 5
1277 But there are no toppings? I got the ponzi dogs, they're garnished at the bottom... 1.2384 0.04064 151 120 26 5
1278 He said we have to go ask the Sphinx for condiments. 1.2384 0.04172 151 121 24 6
1279 Alright, which one do you want? I got the King size or the Pharaoh size. 1.2384 0.04378 151 123 20 8
1280 Don't tell me you forgot my drink. 1.2384 0.04172 151 121 24 6
1281 Thanks, but I thought you were gonna get me the ‘Sacred Temple Meal Deal With King Tut Collector’s Cup’? 1.2384 0.04276 151 122 22 7
1282 Those fake perspective lines really change the meaning of life. 1.2384 0.04276 151 122 22 7
1283 Sorry - I'll go back for the mustard and onions. 1.2384 0.04276 151 122 22 7
1284 Is this what they call a pyramid scheme? 1.2384 0.04064 151 120 26 5
1285 They say these are top dogs. 1.2365 0.04108 148 118 25 5
1286 I DIDN'T WANT THE RELISH 1.2365 0.04326 148 120 21 7
1287 He isn’t quite at the peak of his career yet” 1.2365 0.04431 148 121 19 8
1288 Deli Mustard? Deli Mustard? You know I hate Deli Mustard! 1.2365 0.04219 148 119 23 6
1289 Could you go back up and see if he has any tofu dogs? 1.2365 0.04108 148 118 25 5
1290 We can get dessert over at The Sphinx. 1.2365 0.04219 148 119 23 6
1291 Well, it was hot when I bought it... 1.2365 0.03995 148 117 27 4
1292 The real mystery is how he makes them. 1.2365 0.04219 148 119 23 6
1293 Actually, you know what? It's not THAT lonely. 1.2365 0.04219 148 119 23 6
1294 Are you sure they're fresh? 1.2365 0.04108 148 118 25 5
1295 No kraut? 1.2365 0.04431 148 121 19 8
1296 So let me get this straight. If we sell a hundred of these, we'll get HOW much money in two weeks? 1.2365 0.04431 148 121 19 8
1297 I know for a fact that his family has been doing business on this very spot going back to his great, great, great, great, great, great, great, great, great, great, great, great, great, great, great, great, great, great, great, great, grandfather. 1.2365 0.03878 148 116 29 3
1298 You’re kidding! He ran out of hummus? 1.2365 0.04534 148 122 17 9
1299 My hotdog business is a front for a pyramid scheme. 1.2365 0.03758 148 115 31 2
1300 I said mustard. 1.2365 0.04108 148 118 25 5
1301 We got lucky--he says these are the last two before the aliens come. 1.2365 0.04219 148 119 23 6
1302 You can see the Walmart from up there 1.2345 0.04592 145 120 16 9
1303 Would you get some kraut on mine, if it's not too much trouble. 1.2345 0.04378 145 118 20 7
1304 He says his name is Pharaoh. 1.2345 0.04268 145 117 22 6
1305 I wanted a felafel. 1.2329 0.04458 146 120 18 8
1306 I read that the inventor of the hotdog is buried here! 1.2329 0.04241 146 118 22 6
1307 I know its a high-end hot dog 1.2329 0.04241 146 118 22 6
1308 I'm pretty sure it's not kosher! 1.2329 0.03893 146 115 28 3
1309 That's very nice but can we just be friends? 1.2329 0.04128 146 117 24 5
1310 Did you ask for extra mustard? 1.2329 0.04241 146 118 22 6
1311 Locally-sourced meat? Sounds great! What do you mean, he winked? 1.2329 0.04012 146 116 26 4
1312 He said they didn't have ice cream in Ancient Egypt, but they did have Anubis and mummification. 1.2329 0.03893 146 115 28 3
1313 His scheme requires each of us to recruit at least two more hungry participants 1.2329 0.04241 146 118 22 6
1314 As a shareholder, I worry that his hot dog empire is basically a pyramid scheme. 1.2329 0.04128 146 117 24 5
1315 I asked for a hamburger 1.2329 0.04012 146 116 26 4
1316 Thanks, hon. Could you grab a couple napkins too? 1.2329 0.04128 146 117 24 5
1317 You know, I should have listened to my mother. You have no sense of history. 1.2329 0.03893 146 115 28 3
1318 Here you go, Hon. Next time let’s not use the word “Top” when looking for food on Yelp. 1.2329 0.04241 146 118 22 6
1319 Trip Advisor says these hot dogs are the 8th wonder! 1.2329 0.04351 146 119 20 7
1320 I heard they’re selling ice cream out of the Sphinx’s nose. 1.2329 0.04128 146 117 24 5
1321 By the time you came down I turned vegan. 1.2329 0.04128 146 117 24 5
1322 But I wanted cheese on my Pharaoh Pfrank. 1.2329 0.04241 146 118 22 6
1323 You don't just eat this hot dog. You worship it. 1.2329 0.04128 146 117 24 5
1324 Condiments are just across the desert. 1.2329 0.04012 146 116 26 4
1325 Did you know they store the grain for the buns inside the pyramid? 1.2329 0.04241 146 118 22 6
1326 Oh honey,can you get some onions on it for me? 1.2329 0.04563 146 121 16 9
1327 The reviews said these hot dogs are out of this world. 1.2329 0.04128 146 117 24 5
1328 It's not just the prices that are ridiculous. 1.2329 0.04241 146 118 22 6
1329 I bought these from a Hot Dog vendor set up on a pyramid scheme. 1.2329 0.04351 146 119 20 7
1330 Of course they're good, that's how he got to the top. 1.2329 0.04241 146 118 22 6
1331 This place really elevated the hot dog! 1.2329 0.04012 146 116 26 4
1332 No thanks. I know he's at the top of the food pyramid, but in the end it's still a hot dog. 1.2329 0.04241 146 118 22 6
1333 Honey, today we dine like the pharaohs did. 1.2329 0.04666 146 122 14 10
1334 You cannot order a hot dog from the most famous vender in all of Tibet without sacrifice. Tell him to make you one with everything. 1.2329 0.04128 146 117 24 5
1335 It's a living! 1.2329 0.04241 146 118 22 6
1336 He said some people also look at the pyramids. 1.2329 0.03893 146 115 28 3
1337 Can you get me some more mustard? 1.2329 0.04012 146 116 26 4
1338 He said these hot dogs are the closest to God you'll ever get 1.2329 0.04128 146 117 24 5
1339 I don't know why you support these guys - everyone knows they run a pyramid scheme. 1.2329 0.04241 146 118 22 6
1340 Honey, it’s fine, hot dogs are at the top of “Larry’s Food Pyramid”! 1.2329 0.04241 146 118 22 6
1341 Are you sure it's not just a pyramid scheme? 1.2313 0.03870 147 116 28 3
1342 The chair's comfortable. It's the damn helicopter ride and drop that make me nervous. 1.2313 0.03988 147 117 26 4
1343 I hear they've got ice ice cream on the head of the Sphinx . 1.2313 0.03988 147 117 26 4
1344 Ketchup and mustard are available up top. 1.2313 0.04324 147 120 20 7
1345 They're Hebrew National. He said they answer to a higher calling. 1.2313 0.04324 147 120 20 7
1346 That one hit the ground when he rolled it down. I want the other one. 1.2313 0.03988 147 117 26 4
1347 I hate to ask this, but would you mind going back for some napkins. 1.2313 0.04103 147 118 24 5
1348 What about ketchup? 1.2313 0.03988 147 117 26 4
1349 Good thing they've finally modernized these tourist attractions! 1.2313 0.04215 147 119 22 6
1350 Please go back up and get some mustard! 1.2308 0.04174 143 115 23 5
1351 Two free hot dogs, must be a pyramid scheme. 1.2286 0.04222 140 113 22 5
1352 Sorry, but the sell by date on the mustard was 2589 BC. 1.2286 0.03971 140 111 26 3
1353 I wanted onions, not cheese... 1.2286 0.04098 140 112 24 4
1354 Why does he call them camel dogs? 1.2286 0.03839 140 110 28 2
1355 Is this some kind of scheme? 1.2286 0.04222 140 113 22 5
1356 It's a good hotdog, but not a top of the pyramid hotdog. 1.2286 0.04222 140 113 22 5
1357 I'll admit, these hot dog carts are sort of a pyramid scheme. 1.2286 0.04222 140 113 22 5
1358 these are the only hot dogs perfectly aligned with the vernal equinox 1.2286 0.04222 140 113 22 5
1359 Look, I'm telling you the hotdog vendor has created some sort of pyramid scheme. 1.2286 0.04222 140 113 22 5
1360 Would you go back up and have him add relish? 1.2286 0.03839 140 110 28 2
1361 I said, “ No mustard”. It’ll take you two minutes, tops. Run! 1.2286 0.04222 140 113 22 5
1362 Not quite Vegas, I know, but at least there's lots of parking. 1.2286 0.03703 140 109 30 1
1363 So the escalator on the other side is working again? 1.2286 0.04342 140 114 20 6
1364 Listen, he recruited me and another guy to sell hotdogs for him. And we're just responsible for each getting two more guys... 1.2286 0.04683 140 117 14 9
1365 Selling hotdogs was the original pyramid scheme. 1.2286 0.04222 140 113 22 5
1366 Seems like a missed opportunity to be selling wraps... 1.2286 0.04572 140 116 16 8
1367 Great plan for repeat customers By time we climb back down. We're hungry again. 1.2286 0.04098 140 112 24 4
1368 They looked bigger in the picture. 1.2286 0.03971 140 111 26 3
1369 Could you get onions and pickle relish on mine? 1.2286 0.04098 140 112 24 4
1370 This is the only place in the world you’ll find hot dogs on a food pyramid. 1.2286 0.04098 140 112 24 4
1371 He was very clear that this is multi-level marketing, not a pyramid scheme. 1.2286 0.04459 140 115 18 7
1372 What do you mean they're all out of Hebrew Nationals? 1.2286 0.04459 140 115 18 7
1373 It's embarrassing when we only eat from the top of the food pyramid. 1.2286 0.04098 140 112 24 4
1374 Perfectly symmetrical geometric structures filled with the remnants of things that died thousands of years ago. And pyramids. 1.2286 0.04572 140 116 16 8
1375 And still only $1.50. Gotta love Costco! 1.2286 0.04459 140 115 18 7
1376 Junk food? No. He said it was the top of the food pyramid. 1.2286 0.04342 140 114 20 6
1377 It’s got mustard, ketchup, onions and relish. But where’s the crucial Fifth Condiment, sauerkraut? 1.2286 0.04098 140 112 24 4
1378 If you want ketchup so bad, you go get it. 1.2286 0.04572 140 116 16 8
1379 This is not quite the pyramid scheme I had in mind 1.2286 0.04222 140 113 22 5
1380 There is no way I am going up again just to get more ketchup! 1.2286 0.04222 140 113 22 5
1381 Mustard! Why couldn't you have told me sooner? 1.2286 0.03971 140 111 26 3
1382 He wanted to know how we got his address. 1.2286 0.04342 140 114 20 6
1383 Their spaceships might be weird, but you have to admit they make a great hot dog. 1.2286 0.03971 140 111 26 3
1384 I can't believe you forgot the mustard Frank... 1.2286 0.04572 140 116 16 8
1385 I can see where they came from, but are they Kosher? 1.2286 0.04098 140 112 24 4
1386 I'd love to be an Oscar Mayan weiner, that is what I'd truly love to be-e-e ... 1.2286 0.04098 140 112 24 4
1387 The hot dogs are a front, it's one of those 'pointless' pyramid schemes. 1.2286 0.04342 140 114 20 6
1388 You forgot the beer. 1.2286 0.03839 140 110 28 2
1389 What about “Location, Location, Location?” 1.2286 0.04222 140 113 22 5
1390 It wasn't easy. 1.2286 0.03971 140 111 26 3
1391 I don’t care if it’s the ‘world’s best’ hotdog, his time-share pitch feels like a pyramid scheme. 1.2286 0.04098 140 112 24 4
1392 Did you get my change? 1.2286 0.04222 140 113 22 5
1393 I hope you like hotdogs... 1.2286 0.04098 140 112 24 4
1394 Wait. Is this some sort of pyramid scheme? 1.2286 0.04342 140 114 20 6
1395 But it’s still just a hot dog. 1.2286 0.04098 140 112 24 4
1396 He calls it "The Path Of The Cronut." If you don't make it hard to get, the foodies will never worship you. 1.2286 0.04098 140 112 24 4
1397 I call these top dogs 1.2286 0.04342 140 114 20 6
1398 Who knew the secret of the pyramids is spicy brown mustard? 1.2286 0.04098 140 112 24 4
1399 I'm not ready to call it the Eighth Wonder, but it was good. 1.2286 0.03971 140 111 26 3
1400 A dollar each is reasonable, but it's still too steep! 1.2286 0.03971 140 111 26 3
1401 Its called Pyramid Hot Dogs! All you have to do is find two other people who want hot dogs and yours are free. 1.2286 0.04342 140 114 20 6
1402 Uh, just how old is that hot dog? 1.2286 0.04342 140 114 20 6
1403 We may be in Egypt, but it's Kosher. 1.2286 0.04459 140 115 18 7
1404 In Dog We Trust 1.2286 0.04098 140 112 24 4
1405 We like to put local businesses at the top. 1.2286 0.04222 140 113 22 5
1406 Sure, it's a little hole in the prism, but the food's terrific. 1.2286 0.03971 140 111 26 3
1407 It’s only a negative-calorie food if we both make the hike. 1.2286 0.04342 140 114 20 6
1408 Well you wouldn't exactly call it a multi-level marketing scheme 1.2286 0.04222 140 113 22 5
1409 The food pyramid in our textbooks is way off. 1.2286 0.04098 140 112 24 4
1410 He used to own a food truck. 1.2286 0.04098 140 112 24 4
1411 In a recent breakthrough, Egyptologists have found that the Dog God Anubis was actually the Hot Dog God. 1.2286 0.04459 140 115 18 7
1412 I should have ordered the aspurger. 1.2286 0.04222 140 113 22 5
1413 Which one is Mayan? 1.2286 0.04459 140 115 18 7
1414 Didn't we see him on our last vacation selling crepes atop the Eiffel Tower? 1.2286 0.04098 140 112 24 4
1415 We can get our drinks from the sphinx. 1.2286 0.04098 140 112 24 4
1416 Typical Hot dog Pyramid Scheme With Umbrella Insurance 1.2286 0.03971 140 111 26 3
1417 So, I just get three friends to buy a $90 hotdog and mine is free? 1.2286 0.04342 140 114 20 6
1418 He either offers you a hot dog or a human sacrifice. 1.2286 0.04222 140 113 22 5
1419 Free? What kind of scheme is this? 1.2286 0.04222 140 113 22 5
1420 No, I said 'relish AND mustard. 1.2286 0.03971 140 111 26 3
1421 Hope this is better than Sphinx Shack. 1.2286 0.04222 140 113 22 5
1422 Well, sure, it’s an expensive hot dog, but think what he’s paying in rent! 1.2286 0.04342 140 114 20 6
1423 I don't know...wasn't one of the plagues 'livestock?' 1.2286 0.04098 140 112 24 4
1424 I just don't think a camel dog can be kosher. 1.2286 0.04342 140 114 20 6
1425 This is one pyramid scheme we can sink our teeth into. 1.2286 0.03839 140 110 28 2
1426 Trust me. The best hot dog in Egypt. 1.2286 0.04342 140 114 20 6
1427 I suppose it's not a Kosher dog? 1.2286 0.04098 140 112 24 4
1428 I told you to stop for directions ! Now we're out in the middle of Giza and you forgot the mustard. 1.2286 0.03703 140 109 30 1
1429 I know it’s a scheme, but I’m hungry . 1.2286 0.04222 140 113 22 5
1430 Two for a buck! Don't believe it, it's a pyramid scheme! 1.2286 0.04222 140 113 22 5
1431 I'm thought I told you mustard AND onions! 1.2286 0.04222 140 113 22 5
1432 what's the point? 1.2286 0.04342 140 114 20 6
1433 You didn't mention there was a delivery charge 1.2286 0.04342 140 114 20 6
1434 And I don't get to eat it unless I find two more people that want one? Tell me again how this isn't a pyramid scheme? 1.2286 0.04342 140 114 20 6
1435 He said it's made from preserved meat he found in the basement. 1.2286 0.04098 140 112 24 4
1436 I distinctly said NO mustard. 1.2286 0.04572 140 116 16 8
1437 But there's no point to it 1.2286 0.04572 140 116 16 8
1438 These are so much better than the burgers at the Sphinx. 1.2286 0.04098 140 112 24 4
1439 He’s taken the hot dog stand to a whole new level 1.2270 0.04314 141 115 20 6
1440 What makes you so sure Pharaoh's Franks will be the capstone of our vacation? 1.2270 0.03946 141 112 26 3
1441 Honey, I wanted a chili dog! 1.2270 0.04314 141 115 20 6
1442 These look better than the ones at the Sphinx. 1.2270 0.04195 141 114 22 5
1443 His competition's not very steep. 1.2270 0.04195 141 114 22 5
1444 I wanted relish, not onions. 1.2270 0.04195 141 114 22 5
1445 Yes, I'd be willing to invest in a hot dog cart franchise, as long as you're sure it isn't some kind of pyramid scheme. 1.2270 0.04430 141 116 18 7
1446 Is it just me or does it feel like the authentic halal food craze is getting out of hand? 1.2270 0.04072 141 113 24 4
1447 Seven thousand years of civilization and no mustard to show for it! 1.2270 0.04314 141 115 20 6
1448 Wow, hot dog's never been at the top of my food pyramid! 1.2270 0.04314 141 115 20 6
1449 Is that really Al Franken up there? 1.2270 0.04195 141 114 22 5
1450 Sabrett’s? 1.2270 0.04195 141 114 22 5
1451 I could use a little more mustard. 1.2270 0.04072 141 113 24 4
1452 So, basically, it's a pyramid scheme? 1.2270 0.03946 141 112 26 3
1453 They might not be fresh, but his buns must be fit. 1.2270 0.04195 141 114 22 5
1454 It’s so much bigger in person! 1.2270 0.04314 141 115 20 6
1455 I see hotdogs finally made it to the top of the food pyramid!! 1.2270 0.04314 141 115 20 6
1456 Great, another pyramid scheme. 1.2270 0.04195 141 114 22 5
1457 You made the mustard squiggles perfectly. The relish too! I'm pretty sure I'll want a second one. Thanks sweetie 1.2270 0.04195 141 114 22 5
1458 Yeah, that's why he named his business "Top Dog". 1.2270 0.04195 141 114 22 5
1459 This guy puts the stand in hotdog stand. 1.2270 0.04314 141 115 20 6
1460 He says that it's actually a francise, and that we can get in on the ground floor. 1.2270 0.04314 141 115 20 6
1461 I always knew hot dogs were at the top of the food pyramid... 1.2270 0.04314 141 115 20 6
1462 This isn't what I thought they meant when they said 'pyramid scheme...' 1.2263 0.04271 137 111 21 5
1463 These are the oldest hot dogs I've ever tasted. 1.2263 0.04143 137 110 23 4
1464 "On second thought, I'll have a knish." 1.2263 0.04271 137 111 21 5
1465 I know it’s a scheme but the dogs are fantastic. 1.2263 0.04395 137 112 19 6
1466 You even think about asking for more relish, and I'll unleash the wrath of Cheops who'll turn your buns to stone. 1.2263 0.04012 137 109 25 3
1467 They're still warm. 1.2263 0.04395 137 112 19 6
1468 The Pharaohs ate the Hebrew National brand, but I favor the Kirkland brand that Costco now carries." 1.2263 0.04143 137 110 23 4
1469 Try it, you will like it. It's called a Top Dog 1.2263 0.04515 137 113 17 7
1470 Could you go extra on the preservatives? It's for my mummy. 1.2263 0.04515 137 113 17 7
1471 He peaked in college, now he just sits around. 1.2263 0.04143 137 110 23 4
1472 Talk about human progress! 4,000 years ago he would have been just another burial piece. 1.2263 0.03876 137 108 27 2
1473 See, you would be a gold-level hot dog vendor, where Sam is what we call a platinum-level vendor....and that's where the real money is.... 1.2263 0.04515 137 113 17 7
1474 He told me that the start up bribes and dhimmi tax are astronomical but that he makes his margins by getting his pork certified as halal by a crooked Imam. 1.2263 0.04012 137 109 25 3
1475 The travel guide said it was the top dog. 1.2263 0.04271 137 111 21 5
1476 Yes it’s Nathans 1.2263 0.04395 137 112 19 6
1477 They’re Kosher. 1.2263 0.04271 137 111 21 5
1478 It's wrapped it in a tight casing and filled with preservatives.That's why the mummies have lasted all these years. 1.2263 0.04143 137 110 23 4
1479 Cleopatra would roll over in her grave! 1.2263 0.04271 137 111 21 5
1480 Maybe they aren't the pinnacle of the food pyramid, but what the heck. These look good. 1.2263 0.04271 137 111 21 5
1481 That's a top dog if I ever saw one! 1.2263 0.04515 137 113 17 7
1482 He's really cornered the market. 1.2263 0.04143 137 110 23 4
1483 Really, no sauerkraut! 1.2263 0.04012 137 109 25 3
1484 I tried to get Vienna hot dogs, but all they had were Sinai. 1.2263 0.04143 137 110 23 4
1485 They look delicious, but I've been burned by pyramid schemes before... 1.2263 0.04271 137 111 21 5
1486 How much do you think he skims off the top? 1.2263 0.04271 137 111 21 5
1487 "Up again? Why doesn't he sell drinks in cans and roll them down?" 1.2263 0.04271 137 111 21 5
1488 They didn't have sauerkraut? 1.2263 0.04143 137 110 23 4
1489 Sometimes I think these Tutdogs are just a gimmick. 1.2263 0.04395 137 112 19 6
1490 Mummy needs mustard. 1.2263 0.04143 137 110 23 4
1491 I'm sorry, but the penthouse is already occupied . . . 1.2263 0.04395 137 112 19 6
1492 I don’t even know how I got up there. 1.2246 0.04116 138 111 23 4
1493 It's what you wanted: mustard, onions, sedimentary rock. 1.2246 0.03711 138 108 29 1
1494 Like I always say, in the restaurant business it’s location, location, location. 1.2246 0.04243 138 112 21 5
1495 I would like the Sphinx Combo with fries. 1.2246 0.04366 138 113 19 6
1496 What do you mean he didn't want a tip? 1.2246 0.04243 138 112 21 5
1497 'I didn't want it with mustard.' 1.2246 0.04243 138 112 21 5
1498 And you're one hundred percent sure they're not made from sacrificial victims? 1.2222 0.04027 135 108 24 3
1499 It's okay; they're an important part of the food pyramid. 1.2222 0.04419 135 111 18 6
1500 It’s a pyramid scheme, right? 1.2222 0.04293 135 110 20 5
1501 Is there something wrong with them? No one else is on line. 1.2222 0.04027 135 108 24 3
1502 But I wanted shawarma from the hidden chamber food court. 1.2222 0.04027 135 108 24 3
1503 It's not hard to get up there if you have the right shoes 1.2222 0.04293 135 110 20 5
1504 I know you don’t like mustard, but please don’t send it back. 1.2222 0.04293 135 110 20 5
1505 He caters to apex predators... 1.2222 0.04162 135 109 22 4
1506 Zoning. What a pain. Right? 1.2222 0.03887 135 107 26 2
1507 After this I hear they’re letting everyone take selfies on Tut’s lap. 1.2222 0.04162 135 109 22 4
1508 Here's how it works - I sell you this hot dog, you sell it to someone else for more money, then you come back and give me 20% of the profit and I give you another hot dog to sell. 1.2222 0.03742 135 106 28 1
1509 They're free? I wonder what his angle is. 1.2222 0.04162 135 109 22 4
1510 Two for one sale if you can get up there. 1.2222 0.04027 135 108 24 3
1511 Go back and tell the hot dog guru that I wanted mustard. 1.2222 0.04027 135 108 24 3
1512 If you want a second one, you'll have to get it yourself. 1.2222 0.03887 135 107 26 2
1513 We thought it would be more profitable than a papyrus route. 1.2222 0.04162 135 109 22 4
1514 Pharaoh dog? His ad said lobster thermador! 1.2222 0.04162 135 109 22 4
1515 Excuse me, but I wanted some Grey Poupon 1.2222 0.04293 135 110 20 5
1516 I never thought hot dog vending would be a pyramid scheme. 1.2222 0.04162 135 109 22 4
1517 This is what you get when you reach the top of the pyramid... 1.2222 0.04663 135 113 14 8
1518 Well, no biggie. There are steps on the back side. Nice photo op from this side though. 1.2222 0.04162 135 109 22 4
1519 You're sure it's kosher? 1.2222 0.04027 135 108 24 3
1520 Could you ask him for a gluten-free bun? 1.2222 0.04162 135 109 22 4
1521 He didn't have any Horus burgers so I got us the king tut chilly dogs. 1.2222 0.04162 135 109 22 4
1522 Of course it's a dream. And such a Freudian dream! 1.2222 0.04293 135 110 20 5
1523 It’s aged beef. 1.2222 0.04027 135 108 24 3
1524 I said NO ketchup! 1.2222 0.04419 135 111 18 6
1525 Isn't this a little over the top? 1.2222 0.04293 135 110 20 5
1526 Huh, who would have thought that the top of the government's New Food Pyramid was hot dogs? 1.2222 0.04162 135 109 22 4
1527 Take it back ... it's mummified." 1.2222 0.04293 135 110 20 5
1528 You forgot the relish, darling 1.2222 0.04162 135 109 22 4
1529 I know it's your specialty, but I'm trying to avoid preservatives. 1.2222 0.04293 135 110 20 5
1530 Those aren't hot dogs, its a pyramid scheme. 1.2222 0.04419 135 111 18 6
1531 He’s from Egypt 1.2222 0.04419 135 111 18 6
1532 It's changed since my last visit. The stand is a lovely new amenity. I do miss all the camels that used to wander around. 1.2222 0.04027 135 108 24 3
1533 He says they’re top of the line. 1.2222 0.04293 135 110 20 5
1534 But are they Kosher? 1.2222 0.03887 135 107 26 2
1535 He's still saving up for stairs. 1.2222 0.04419 135 111 18 6
1536 Let’s ignore it. It’s just a pyramid scheme. 1.2222 0.04027 135 108 24 3
1537 So he dispenses wisdom AND kosher all-beef hot dogs? 1.2222 0.04027 135 108 24 3
1538 I'll admit, the grill marks really could pass for hieroglyphs." 1.2222 0.03742 135 106 28 1
1539 It’s simple... if you invest in this hotdog now, you’ll receive a reliable average annual return of better than 11% hotdogs- but with very little volatility! 1.2222 0.04780 135 114 12 9
1540 Eight dollars for a hot dog! It's some sort of pyramid scheme. 1.2222 0.04162 135 109 22 4
1541 Maslow's Hot Dogs: Fast Food Actualized 1.2222 0.04419 135 111 18 6
1542 It's totally worth the effort; trust me! 1.2222 0.04293 135 110 20 5
1543 Everything has become a pyramid scheme. 1.2222 0.04293 135 110 20 5
1544 I don't know, honey. Seems like a pyramid scheme to me. 1.2222 0.04162 135 109 22 4
1545 I wanted catchup no onions. 1.2222 0.04293 135 110 20 5
1546 Don't bother. It's a pyramid scheme." 1.2222 0.04293 135 110 20 5
1547 This better be good - he calls himself the Top 1% hot dog seller 1.2206 0.04264 136 111 20 5
1548 He’ll be buried with his dogs” 1.2206 0.04264 136 111 20 5
1549 I don't care. go back and get my sauerkraut. 1.2206 0.04390 136 112 18 6
1550 I guess necessity is really is the mummy of invention. 1.2206 0.04134 136 110 22 4
1551 It was a choice between the Isis burger or the Anubis roll. I got you the Anubis roll. 1.2206 0.04134 136 110 22 4
1552 Great spot, says he's descended from Pharaohs, tough part is getting the cart up the inclined plain... 1.2206 0.04264 136 111 20 5
1553 He has the best sliders." 1.2206 0.04000 136 109 24 3
1554 It’d be more convenient though if hot dogs were at the bottom of the food pyramid 1.2206 0.04134 136 110 22 4
1555 I said I wanted extra mustard... 1.2206 0.04264 136 111 20 5
1556 I'm really relishing this time to catch up. 1.2197 0.04344 132 108 19 5
1557 Ok, NOW you tell me you want Ketchup? 1.2197 0.04602 132 110 15 7
1558 He thinks he's the Pharaoh of Sandwich. 1.2197 0.04344 132 108 19 5
1559 Be careful of the mustard. He says we are the first customer in several thousand years. 1.2197 0.04209 132 107 21 4
1560 I think they're running out of franchise ideas. 1.2197 0.04069 132 106 23 3
1561 Now that's what I call a Top Dog! 1.2197 0.04344 132 108 19 5
1562 Cool! Can we eat it over by that lion looking thing. 1.2197 0.04069 132 106 23 3
1563 So this is your father's pyramid scheme? 1.2197 0.04344 132 108 19 5
1564 So Guy Fieri says this is the best hot dog in the world, but isn't it crazy we flew 6,000 miles to get one? 1.2197 0.03924 132 105 25 2
1565 You’ll have to wait another 20 minutes if you want condiments. 1.2197 0.03924 132 105 25 2
1566 These are my favorite by a landslide. 1.2197 0.04602 132 110 15 7
1567 Frankly, pun intended, I think it's a pyramid scheme. 1.2197 0.04344 132 108 19 5
1568 I wish I’d chosen the “beachfront timeshare” scheme... 1.2197 0.04344 132 108 19 5
1569 Why didn't you say you wanted mustard? 1.2197 0.04344 132 108 19 5
1570 Who cares about the meaning of Life. This is a great dog! 1.2197 0.04069 132 106 23 3
1571 I SAID KETCHUP NOT MUSTARD 1.2197 0.04209 132 107 21 4
1572 I got the Bernie Madoff Special; two for the price of one. 1.2197 0.04069 132 106 23 3
1573 Thanks, Son. You make Mummy very happy. 1.2197 0.04344 132 108 19 5
1574 Abdul, are you sure these are 'kosher'? 1.2197 0.04209 132 107 21 4
1575 'I hope that hotdog isn't three thousand years old!' 1.2197 0.04602 132 110 15 7
1576 Go back up and find out whether they’re kosher. 1.2197 0.04475 132 109 17 6
1577 I hope you didn't fall for his franchise scheme. 1.2197 0.04475 132 109 17 6
1578 camel dogs with sauerkraut, worth the schlep. 1.2197 0.04344 132 108 19 5
1579 Must be nice being the top dog of a pyramid scheme. 1.2197 0.04602 132 110 15 7
1580 No ketchup? 1.2197 0.04069 132 106 23 3
1581 No Sriracha sauce?...and he won 'The Apprentice' for this? 1.2197 0.04209 132 107 21 4
1582 Can you get me a Diet Coke. 1.2197 0.04209 132 107 21 4
1583 I wanted mustard, not ketchup. 1.2197 0.04726 132 111 13 8
1584 What pyramid scheme? 1.2197 0.04344 132 108 19 5
1585 Did you actually ask, or are you just assuming they're Kosher? 1.2197 0.04069 132 106 23 3
1586 Can you go back and get relish? 1.2197 0.04344 132 108 19 5
1587 Thanks but no thanks. This one looks ancient. 1.2197 0.04344 132 108 19 5
1588 No they're not Kosher but they're flown in from New York twice a day from the lower east side. 1.2197 0.04344 132 108 19 5
1589 Why didn’t you tell me you want mustard? 1.2197 0.04069 132 106 23 3
1590 He calls it "The Amon Raw" 1.2197 0.04475 132 109 17 6
1591 It's better than all the sand which is here. 1.2197 0.04602 132 110 15 7
1592 Only one person is top dog, in a Pyramid Scheme. 1.2197 0.04209 132 107 21 4
1593 Sorry but they’re all out of camel burgers. 1.2197 0.04209 132 107 21 4
1594 He said if we get three other people to sell his hotdogs, then he'll give us a free hotdog once a month. 1.2197 0.04209 132 107 21 4
1595 That good, huh? 1.2197 0.04344 132 108 19 5
1596 Try one. They're Tutankhamunly good. 1.2197 0.04475 132 109 17 6
1597 They call it Gray's Papyrus." 1.2197 0.04344 132 108 19 5
1598 This is probably the dumbest cartoon anyone could come up with. I'll take the one with mustard. 1.2197 0.04344 132 108 19 5
1599 It's his mummy's recipe. 1.2197 0.04475 132 109 17 6
1600 Whatever happened to that missing camel? 1.2197 0.04209 132 107 21 4
1601 They're not the best hotdogs I've ever had. I just come here for the ambiance. 1.2197 0.04475 132 109 17 6
1602 Worth the climb? 1.2197 0.03924 132 105 25 2
1603 When I saw "tomb with a view" on my AirBNB booking, I thought it was a typo. 1.2197 0.04069 132 106 23 3
1604 Yelp Review: Good food, a bit hard to find though. 1.2180 0.04042 133 107 23 3
1605 Disney doesn't "do" Egyptian food? 1.2180 0.04444 133 110 17 6
1606 Carbs are an uphill battle. 1.2180 0.04314 133 109 19 5
1607 Marketingwise he truly is "Top Dog" - but he really didn't think through supply chain or distribution. 1.2180 0.04444 133 110 17 6
1608 He uses the pyramid as an illusion to make the hot dogs appear larger. 1.2180 0.04180 133 108 21 4
1609 No, thanks. I only eat hot dogs at Costco. 1.2180 0.04444 133 110 17 6
1610 The paper said it was heads and shoulders above the rest of the pop-up restaurants in the area. 1.2180 0.04444 133 110 17 6
1611 For those at the pinnacle of their career. 1.2180 0.04180 133 108 21 4
1612 Doggone it, another pyramid scheme?? 1.2180 0.04314 133 109 19 5
1613 Anything for free delivery. 1.2180 0.04180 133 108 21 4
1614 He can't be the original tenant. 1.2180 0.04180 133 108 21 4
1615 His were too steep. I got these in the Valley of the Kings much lower. 1.2180 0.04314 133 109 19 5
1616 Hebrew National?.....Yea!.... Heee brew National 1.2180 0.04314 133 109 19 5
1617 If you want to ruin a perfectly good hotdog, you’re gonna have to climb back up there for the ketchup yourself! 1.2180 0.04314 133 109 19 5
1618 It must be lonely being top dog" 1.2180 0.04314 133 109 19 5
1619 I think I'm just going to get a salad from the Sphinx. 1.2180 0.04180 133 108 21 4
1620 I bet he's lonely. 1.2180 0.04314 133 109 19 5
1621 So if we can just find four other people to buy hotdogs can get our own cart? 1.2180 0.04180 133 108 21 4
1622 Could I have a mummy burger? 1.2180 0.04180 133 108 21 4
1623 Here! Buy one get one free, if you make it to the top. 1.2180 0.04444 133 110 17 6
1624 It’s the latest in gentrification. 1.2180 0.04180 133 108 21 4
1625 Oh, the stairs are at the back. 1.2180 0.04571 133 111 15 7
1626 You say you took the elevator? 1.2180 0.04444 133 110 17 6
1627 Get Alex Honnold. 1.2154 0.04227 130 106 20 4
1628 You're sure it's an all-beef frank? Look, just go ask the guy again to make sure. 1.2154 0.04366 130 107 18 5
1629 Well we made it up and down for Taco Tuesday. Let's see if we can do it again tomorrow for Weiner Wednesday. 1.2154 0.04366 130 107 18 5
1630 You tackled that hill just for a hot dog!?" "No...for two hot dogs. 1.2154 0.04631 130 109 14 7
1631 Care for a Nebachudweiner? 1.2154 0.04366 130 107 18 5
1632 Twenty bucks! It’s the ultimate pyramid scam! 1.2154 0.04227 130 106 20 4
1633 I said, “Hold the mustard.” 1.2154 0.04084 130 105 22 3
1634 I deserve this. 1.2154 0.04227 130 106 20 4
1635 You got two for the price of one? Seems like a pyramid scheme to me. 1.2154 0.04366 130 107 18 5
1636 Could you grab a mustard packet, please? 1.2154 0.04227 130 106 20 4
1637 Vegan solar hot dogs! 1.2154 0.04227 130 106 20 4
1638 You sure a top-down operation is really the best business model? 1.2154 0.04227 130 106 20 4
1639 I was just talking with Noah and the flood should be along any day now. 1.2154 0.04084 130 105 22 3
1640 No, thanks. I'd rather have a Sphinxburger. 1.2154 0.04227 130 106 20 4
1641 No gluten free buns? 1.2154 0.04501 130 108 16 6
1642 The stairs are around back. 1.2154 0.04084 130 105 22 3
1643 Could you get one with sauerkraut? 1.2154 0.04366 130 107 18 5
1644 It was a pretty quick exchange; he threw down and I threw up! 1.2154 0.04084 130 105 22 3
1645 The step pyramid might be better for your next pop-up. 1.2154 0.04366 130 107 18 5
1646 Yeah, . . . but they're worth it. 1.2154 0.04366 130 107 18 5
1647 It's a strange dyslexic religion. They worship DOG 1.2154 0.04084 130 105 22 3
1648 Thank you, but I wanted mustard, not ketchup. 1.2154 0.04366 130 107 18 5
1649 You think he's taking the food pyramid thing a tad too literally? 1.2154 0.04227 130 106 20 4
1650 That's one way to avoid food inspectors. 1.2154 0.03935 130 104 24 2
1651 Could you just get me some mustard? 1.2154 0.03935 130 104 24 2
1652 So if we want to dine-in we'd have to buy the place? 1.2137 0.04336 131 108 18 5
1653 The view 1.2137 0.04599 131 110 14 7
1654 Really, you shouldn’t have! 1.2137 0.04469 131 109 16 6
1655 Trust me! He not only answers to a higher power, he is the higher power. 1.2137 0.04056 131 106 22 3
1656 They come from this little out-of-the-way place I know. 1.2137 0.04599 131 110 14 7
1657 You're just encouraging steep prices. 1.2137 0.03755 131 104 26 1
1658 You're 'going to let me' put my own condiments on it? 1.2137 0.04469 131 109 16 6
1659 The higher the dog the closer to god. 1.2137 0.04469 131 109 16 6
1660 OK now you find a friend to buy two hot dogs, and they find two friends and so on and so on. 1.2126 0.04559 127 106 15 6
1661 Is he sure that this wasn't made by enslaved laborers? 1.2126 0.03813 127 101 25 1
1662 Little known that dogs were held even higher than cats in pharaohs time 1.2126 0.04276 127 104 19 4
1663 When did they move hotdogs to the top of the pyramid food chart? 1.2126 0.04276 127 104 19 4
1664 I'm sensing a pyramid scheme. 1.2126 0.04276 127 104 19 4
1665 No one makes a better hot dog than The Illuminati! 1.2126 0.04276 127 104 19 4
1666 I said," make me one with everything!" 1.2126 0.04127 127 103 21 3
1667 Did you tell him how he can get more business? 1.2126 0.04420 127 105 17 5
1668 He inherited the franchise from a King" 1.2126 0.04420 127 105 17 5
1669 Could you have him put some mustard on it? 1.2126 0.04276 127 104 19 4
1670 Look, I'm not going to make any concessions with you. 1.2126 0.04420 127 105 17 5
1671 'The rumored inside staircase from 3300 B.C.? I found it.' 1.2126 0.04559 127 106 15 6
1672 Calling them ‘Mummy Dogs’ doesn’t make it true Egyptian cuisine. 1.2126 0.04420 127 105 17 5
1673 He says there are great franchise opportunities available. 1.2126 0.04127 127 103 21 3
1674 You work off the calories beforehand. 1.2126 0.04127 127 103 21 3
1675 The man at the top told me in return, they pay you with hotdogs. It's a sound investment opportunity". "I don't know Harry, sounds like a pyramid scheme to me". 1.2126 0.04559 127 106 15 6
1676 Aren’t you glad we didn’t end up getting the Mayan burgers? 1.2126 0.04420 127 105 17 5
1677 Oh, my mummy loved those dogs! 1.2126 0.04276 127 104 19 4
1678 Where is the sauerkraut? 1.2126 0.03973 127 102 23 2
1679 You saying if I give him one hot dog, I'll get two back. Sounds like a pyramid scheme to me! 1.2126 0.04420 127 105 17 5
1680 I try to avoid pyramid schemes. 1.2126 0.04420 127 105 17 5
1681 He says, that was “his spot” before the Met ever got there. 1.2126 0.04276 127 104 19 4
1682 Up top he charges a $2 more and the view is pretty much the same. 1.2126 0.04559 127 106 15 6
1683 I'm a vegan. 1.2126 0.04127 127 103 21 3
1684 So all I have to do is sell these and get a few of my friends to sell some too? 1.2126 0.04276 127 104 19 4
1685 Sales don't just go up when you do, Paul. 1.2126 0.04127 127 103 21 3
1686 He said this is the pinnacle of hot dogs! 1.2126 0.04127 127 103 21 3
1687 He caters for a very niche market.. 1.2126 0.04127 127 103 21 3
1688 It sounds like a wonderful opportunity. All we have to do is find ten people to open Pharoah's Greatest hot dog stands. 1.2109 0.04388 128 106 17 5
1689 They call it gentrification. 1.2109 0.03786 128 102 25 1
1690 Competition in the hot dog market is very steep. 1.2109 0.04246 128 105 19 4
1691 We warned you this was a pyramid scheme...... 1.2109 0.03945 128 103 23 2
1692 I'm not sure the hot dog cart business model is is suitable for a pyramid scheme. 1.2109 0.04388 128 106 17 5
1693 Really? No mustard? 1.2109 0.04388 128 106 17 5
1694 I sell the hot dogs. The guy up there has the franchise for the condiments. 1.2109 0.04388 128 106 17 5
1695 Do you really think this could be a pyramid scheme? 1.2109 0.04526 128 107 15 6
1696 For privacy it's great, not so much for home delivery. 1.2109 0.04098 128 104 21 3
1697 When I asked, 'what's with the lettuce wrap,' he said 'they're called Mummy Dogs, you figure it out." 1.2109 0.04388 128 106 17 5
1698 Feels like a pyramid scheme “ 1.2109 0.04388 128 106 17 5
1699 Better than the vegetable vendor at the bottom of the food pyramid. 1.2109 0.04526 128 107 15 6
1700 I said no mustard on mine. Please go get me another. 1.2109 0.04388 128 106 17 5
1701 Is it really the pinnacle of flavor? 1.2109 0.04246 128 105 19 4
1702 No thanks, this just feels like a pyramid scheme to me 1.2109 0.04246 128 105 19 4
1703 Tut-tut, where's the mustard? 1.2109 0.04098 128 104 21 3
1704 He claims to answer to a higher authority? 1.2109 0.04660 128 108 13 7
1705 ‘It’s just a soft open til they get the gravetop ice-cream brand right.’ 1.2109 0.04098 128 104 21 3
1706 Definitely Halal 1.2109 0.04388 128 106 17 5
1707 I told you, mustard AND relish. 1.2109 0.04388 128 106 17 5
1708 I wanted the hamburger slider 1.2109 0.04388 128 106 17 5
1709 I think he is running a pyramid scheme 1.2109 0.04246 128 105 19 4
1710 I’m bored. Let’s go ride the Sphinx. 1.2109 0.04098 128 104 21 3
1711 Wait until you see the hike up to the condiments stand. 1.2109 0.04388 128 106 17 5
1712 I didn't know the Red Sea Beach Club let in Jews! 1.2109 0.03945 128 103 23 2
1713 He just ran out of falafel. 1.2109 0.04098 128 104 21 3
1714 Whaddaya’ mean they don’t have kosher? 1.2109 0.04526 128 107 15 6
1715 Oh My God! The user review gave NO stars to the Ponzi Dog stand! 1.2109 0.04246 128 105 19 4
1716 I heard these hotdogs were on point! 1.2109 0.04388 128 106 17 5
1717 It looks ancient. Are the dogs fresh off the grill? 1.2109 0.04246 128 105 19 4
1718 I said no pickles! 1.2109 0.04526 128 107 15 6
1719 Who'd have thought that hot dogs would make it to the top of the food pyramid! 1.2109 0.04246 128 105 19 4
1720 I don't know Mike, he really thinks we can sell these to all our friends and family? 1.2109 0.04246 128 105 19 4
1721 We save on energy by keeping them warm by being closer to the Sun,and pass the savings onto you 1.2109 0.04098 128 104 21 3
1722 I have over ten years experience in pyramid schemes. 1.2109 0.04098 128 104 21 3
1723 Would it be a bother if you went back and put just a smidge more mustard on it for me? 1.2109 0.03786 128 102 25 1
1724 It’s a wonder - how did he get up there? 1.2109 0.04246 128 105 19 4
1725 Finally, alone at last. It is just me, my umbrella, and my .... great. People are here 1.2109 0.04388 128 106 17 5
1726 I think it’s some kind of pyramid scheme! 1.2109 0.04388 128 106 17 5
1727 Let's start at the top of the food pyramid. 1.2109 0.04246 128 105 19 4
1728 Which one is the spelt bun 1.2109 0.03786 128 102 25 1
1729 We supreme court candidates have a different definition of "playing 1.2109 0.04246 128 105 19 4
1730 So, let me get this straight. You sell one to me and I get someone else to buy it and we all get rich? 1.2109 0.03945 128 103 23 2
1731 Don't be fooled. It's another pyramid scheme. 1.2109 0.04388 128 106 17 5
1732 OK, you got me. It is indeed scalable as well as disruptive. And with the hot dog, it's sustainable. 1.2109 0.04388 128 106 17 5
1733 "I wonder if you would mind, sweetie, asking him for a bit more relish." 1.2109 0.03945 128 103 23 2
1734 He sure knows how to make the mustard sharp. 1.2109 0.04388 128 106 17 5
1735 What can I say, the Illumanatis love their Nathans 1.2109 0.04246 128 105 19 4
1736 These pyramid schemes always get you. 1.2109 0.04246 128 105 19 4
1737 So how's this hotdog pyramid scheme working out for you? 1.2109 0.04098 128 104 21 3
1738 Hot dog? From up there I thought he was selling sliders. 1.2109 0.04246 128 105 19 4
1739 When you recruit five friends, you’ll have hot dogs beyond your wildest dreams.” 1.2109 0.04246 128 105 19 4
1740 A little out of the way maybe but it's worth the climb. 1.2109 0.04098 128 104 21 3
1741 Yes, it’s a pyramid scheme to sell hotdogs! 1.2109 0.04246 128 105 19 4
1742 Thanks, but I wanted the vegan special. 1.2109 0.03945 128 103 23 2
1743 It's the epitome of 'haute cuisone'. 1.2109 0.04660 128 108 13 7
1744 If you get two friends to buy hot dogs and I get two friends to buy hots dogs every third hot dog is free. 1.2109 0.04526 128 107 15 6
1745 I said ketchup...do you mind...? 1.2109 0.04246 128 105 19 4
1746 I'll forget the mustard only because it's you. 1.2109 0.03945 128 103 23 2
1747 Now this is a pyramid scheme I can get behind. 1.2109 0.04246 128 105 19 4
1748 I knew it! These food vendor carts are just a pyramid scheme! 1.2109 0.04388 128 106 17 5
1749 It's the only Trump-free space left. 1.2109 0.04526 128 107 15 6
1750 Hot dogs are literally at the top of the food pyramid. Enjoy! 1.2109 0.04388 128 106 17 5
1751 You shouldn’t be eating junk from the top of the food pyramid—even if you are getting in some exercise. 1.2109 0.04526 128 107 15 6
1752 Thanks, but you forgot the sauerkraut. 1.2109 0.04246 128 105 19 4
1753 I really like what you've done with the place. 1.2109 0.04660 128 108 13 7
1754 The apex of hot dogs, you say? 1.2109 0.04246 128 105 19 4
1755 I hear these Illuminati Hot Dogs ™️ are made from 100% Sphinx. 1.2109 0.04098 128 104 21 3
1756 Thanks but I try to avoid eating anything from the top of the food pyramid. 1.2109 0.04388 128 106 17 5
1757 But I wanted it with mustard and onions. 1.2080 0.04295 125 103 18 4
1758 It certainly isn't how I would have spent our lottery winnings. 1.2080 0.04142 125 102 20 3
1759 Oh, could you go back up and get more mustard for mine. 1.2080 0.03983 125 101 22 2
1760 it's true! the pyramids were built as a tourist attraction. 1.2080 0.03818 125 100 24 1
1761 sorry to keep bringing up my ex....it's just that he ran a hot dog cart that he parked on top of a gigantic Mayan pyramid thing, too. 1.2080 0.04443 125 104 16 5
1762 You should taste his sliders. 1.2080 0.04295 125 103 18 4
1763 Here's how it works. You buy this hot dog from me for $100, then you resell it to a friend for a $100, and give me $99.99, tell them they can tell it for a $100 and give you $99.99, but you have to kick up $99.98 to me. And so on. Got it 1.2080 0.03818 125 100 24 1
1764 I'll pass dear, it looks embalmed. 1.2080 0.03983 125 101 22 2
1765 No, I definitely said both mustard and relish. 1.2080 0.04443 125 104 16 5
1766 He doesn't know what's in it either. 1.2080 0.04295 125 103 18 4
1767 It looks like an ancient wonder alright. 1.2080 0.03983 125 101 22 2
1768 He’s finally got the point. 1.2080 0.04443 125 104 16 5
1769 Did he tell you why he only has hot dogs? 1.2080 0.03983 125 101 22 2
1770 I wanted extra mustard. 1.2080 0.04295 125 103 18 4
1771 I think that hot dog vendor is running a pyramid scheme. 1.2080 0.04586 125 105 14 6
1772 Egypt you, I wanted mine with everything. 1.2080 0.04295 125 103 18 4
1773 I think he's just making a point. 1.2080 0.04295 125 103 18 4
1774 You forgot the condiments. 1.2080 0.04443 125 104 16 5
1775 So was it worth it? 1.2080 0.04142 125 102 20 3
1776 I hope this is alright; they were all out of horizontal wavy line, bird with legs, woman holding a snake. 1.2063 0.04689 126 107 12 7
1777 Twenty bucks! You got Egypt. And I wanted Mayan with relish on it. 1.2049 0.04499 122 102 15 5
1778 Did he have a picture with Bourdain? 1.2049 0.04647 122 103 13 6
1779 I wouldn't say it's unique, but it is quite Ankhamen. 1.2049 0.04187 122 100 19 3
1780 He just retired from Costco 1.2049 0.04187 122 100 19 3
1781 I don't want to complain, Harold, but Cairo has turned into such a tourist trap. 1.2049 0.04187 122 100 19 3
1782 Mummy, care for a Sphinx dog with Ramses relish? 1.2049 0.04346 122 101 17 4
1783 Literally, from the TOP of the Food Pyramid and you only got two servings? 1.2049 0.04499 122 102 15 5
1784 It’s the best food cart around. 1.2049 0.04499 122 102 15 5
1785 Is this a Bernie Madoff interprise by any chance? 1.2049 0.04187 122 100 19 3
1786 Are you sure? I've never heard of pharonic mustard. 1.2049 0.04499 122 102 15 5
1787 Great pyramid, but so-so dog! 1.2049 0.04647 122 103 13 6
1788 I need mustard on that. 1.2049 0.04022 122 99 21 2
1789 Great! This should hold me until the afterlife. 1.2049 0.04187 122 100 19 3
1790 It’s the journey. 1.2049 0.04346 122 101 17 4
1791 Mustard or ketchup? Now that's a riddle. 1.2049 0.04346 122 101 17 4
1792 I'm sorry, we don't have any mustard. 1.2049 0.04187 122 100 19 3
1793 Ice cold beer! 1.2049 0.04187 122 100 19 3
1794 “I refuse to encourage him.” 1.2049 0.04647 122 103 13 6
1795 It's a scheme; those are tofu dogs. 1.2049 0.04499 122 102 15 5
1796 I don't know, it took more than five seconds to roll down. 1.2049 0.04022 122 99 21 2
1797 If you like this one, the climb for the next one is worth it. 1.2049 0.04187 122 100 19 3
1798 What's a "Cheops Dog"? 1.2049 0.04499 122 102 15 5
1799 He threw me the hot dogs. You yell up for the mustard. 1.2049 0.04187 122 100 19 3
1800 So anyway, I did pass up the franchise opportunity. Sounded like a real pyramid scheme. 1.2049 0.04187 122 100 19 3
1801 I said mustard only. I mean, who puts ketchup on a hot dog? 1.2049 0.04346 122 101 17 4
1802 Honey , have an Aztec dog 1.2049 0.04187 122 100 19 3
1803 You did not seriously buy a franchise from that guy, did you? 1.2049 0.04790 122 104 11 7
1804 He says Melania forgot her helmet 1.2049 0.04022 122 99 21 2
1805 If you want ketchup that badly, you can go back for it yourself. 1.2049 0.03669 122 97 25 0
1806 I'd watch this guy. Someone told me he is running a pyramid scheme. 1.2049 0.04187 122 100 19 3
1807 Their concessions have been elevated to a pyramid scheme! 1.2049 0.04022 122 99 21 2
1808 He’s only selling hot dogs... sliders are the way down. 1.2049 0.04187 122 100 19 3
1809 Guy's nuts, keeps rambling on about some "New World" 1.2049 0.04022 122 99 21 2
1810 Damn. You forgot the mustard! 1.2049 0.04022 122 99 21 2
1811 Were you working at Stonehenge last year? 1.2049 0.04346 122 101 17 4
1812 And to think I doubted you when you said this guy was top dog. 1.2049 0.04647 122 103 13 6
1813 I said I wanted it without mustard. 1.2049 0.04647 122 103 13 6
1814 Did he wash his hands first? 1.2049 0.04346 122 101 17 4
1815 He calls it a Hot Pyramidog. 1.2049 0.04346 122 101 17 4
1816 Two Hellenistic hot dogs on a Babylonian bun. 1.2049 0.04187 122 100 19 3
1817 My type of haute cuisine. 1.2049 0.03850 122 98 23 1
1818 Frankly Mummy got a bad wrap! 1.2049 0.04187 122 100 19 3
1819 If it's not too much trouble, could you please add some kraut? 1.2049 0.04187 122 100 19 3
1820 First it was no beers after the seventh inning. Now this? 1.2049 0.04499 122 102 15 5
1821 I swear, it’s kosher. 1.2049 0.04187 122 100 19 3
1822 Really? You're sending me back up there for mustard? 1.2049 0.04647 122 103 13 6
1823 They call them sliders. 1.2049 0.04790 122 104 11 7
1824 It looks delicious, just like Mummy used to make. 1.2049 0.04346 122 101 17 4
1825 Meaning of life? I only asked for extra relish! 1.2049 0.04187 122 100 19 3
1826 I'll take it, but I'm not selling hot dogs to my friends and family. 1.2049 0.04499 122 102 15 5
1827 Zoning doesn’t allow a deck. 1.2049 0.03850 122 98 23 1
1828 These concessions really stand alone. 1.2049 0.04346 122 101 17 4
1829 What’s a hot Anubis? 1.2049 0.04790 122 104 11 7
1830 Why go up there? There's not point to the pyramid anymore. 1.2049 0.04022 122 99 21 2
1831 But I thought they sold sliders. 1.2049 0.04499 122 102 15 5
1832 The whole thing is and excercise in futility 1.2049 0.04647 122 103 13 6
1833 But I didn't want catchup, remember I'm from Chicago. 1.2049 0.04346 122 101 17 4
1834 If you want mustard, the condiments are kept on top of the Sphinx. 1.2049 0.04187 122 100 19 3
1835 Is that really I.M. Pei up there? 1.2049 0.04499 122 102 15 5
1836 Isn't there another food pyramid? 1.2049 0.04187 122 100 19 3
1837 Business is slow, but Ave C and 3rd St was too saturated with vendors. 1.2049 0.03850 122 98 23 1
1838 You got to like a vendor who builds his business on a strong base. 1.2049 0.04187 122 100 19 3
1839 He's an ex-CEO. He retired at the top. 1.2049 0.04647 122 103 13 6
1840 What part of vegan do you not understand? 1.2049 0.04187 122 100 19 3
1841 Why did'nt we just go to coney island? 1.2049 0.04499 122 102 15 5
1842 Thanks. I don't fall for pyramid schemes. 1.2049 0.04022 122 99 21 2
1843 King Tut’s favorite. Topped with gold. 1.2049 0.04022 122 99 21 2
1844 Is the bun Gluten Free? 1.2049 0.04187 122 100 19 3
1845 He prefers to call it multi-level marketing. 1.2049 0.04647 122 103 13 6
1846 I thought the food pyramid was supposed to be ancient history. 1.2049 0.04499 122 102 15 5
1847 Pinnacle, Zenith, Apex my ass. It's just a fucking hotdog. 1.2049 0.04499 122 102 15 5
1848 Is HE the famous tetrahedral hot-dog vendor? 1.2049 0.04022 122 99 21 2
1849 Would you mind checking if the Sphinx has mustard? 1.2049 0.04187 122 100 19 3
1850 Everyone is getting ready for global warming. 1.2049 0.04022 122 99 21 2
1851 Eat it!!! I am not climbing back up that pyramid. 1.2049 0.04022 122 99 21 2
1852 He said today it’s buy one and get the second at 1/2 price but I’ll bet you he’s running a pyramid scheme. 1.2049 0.04187 122 100 19 3
1853 I dunno. Those mustard packets look pretty old... 1.2049 0.04346 122 101 17 4
1854 Yes, it is a pyramid scheme involving hot dogs. 1.2049 0.04647 122 103 13 6
1855 I'll take three hot dogs 1.2049 0.04346 122 101 17 4
1856 You forgot the 'Pharaoh Phries'! 1.2049 0.04499 122 102 15 5
1857 Wow their prices are steep! 1.2049 0.04346 122 101 17 4
1858 I'm a vegetarian. 1.2049 0.04647 122 103 13 6
1859 But, I wanted a foot long. 1.2049 0.04499 122 102 15 5
1860 I hate to nag dear but I distinctly said mustard. 1.2049 0.03850 122 98 23 1
1861 It's really a prime piece of property. View is amazing. 1.2049 0.03850 122 98 23 1
1862 Its ok, I burned the calories on the way up. 1.2049 0.04346 122 101 17 4
1863 For a pyramid scheme it's a pretty good hot dog. 1.2049 0.03850 122 98 23 1
1864 Eat it honey, you'll need the energy for the Devil's Triangle 1.2049 0.04647 122 103 13 6
1865 I've got an exciting opportunity for you... 1.2049 0.04346 122 101 17 4
1866 At the last minute, we decided to repurpose. 1.2017 0.04557 119 100 14 5
1867 It might be a pyramid scheme, but they're pretty tasty. 1.2017 0.04061 119 97 20 2
1868 I guess it’s ok since you burned off calories getting up there. 1.2017 0.04233 119 98 18 3
1869 Food pyramid scheme 1.2017 0.04398 119 99 16 4
1870 Ever since they legalized marijuana, the hot dog vendor has been really high. 1.2017 0.04859 119 102 10 7
1871 Thanks. Now go back for yours. 1.2017 0.04398 119 99 16 4
1872 Ah, the hot dog of the gods. 1.2017 0.04061 119 97 20 2
1873 I'd like a little more mustard, if it's not too much trouble. 1.2017 0.04398 119 99 16 4
1874 It’s the special - it’s been dry aged over several millennia 1.2017 0.04398 119 99 16 4
1875 It doesn’t look Kosher to me 1.2017 0.04398 119 99 16 4
1876 It's called Bernie Madoff's Hot Dog Stand and you get two for the price of four. 1.2017 0.04711 119 101 12 6
1877 Yelp gives him 5 stars! A little out of the way but worth it! 1.2017 0.04233 119 98 18 3
1878 Ooh, my favorite! Fried asp. 1.2017 0.03882 119 96 22 1
1879 Wait! You forgot the fries. 1.2017 0.04398 119 99 16 4
1880 Next to the hot dog you got me at the Eiffel Tower, this is my most romantic hot dog. 1.2017 0.04557 119 100 14 5
1881 These hot dogs are on point. 1.2017 0.04557 119 100 14 5
1882 But...I wanted mustard AND ketchup. 1.2017 0.04711 119 101 12 6
1883 Now you want ketchup ? 1.2017 0.04061 119 97 20 2
1884 It gives "Top Dog" a whole new meaning. 1.2017 0.04557 119 100 14 5
1885 Can't you see that this is just another pyramid scheme. 1.2017 0.04557 119 100 14 5
1886 It's a new food cart business! You can be an owner, too! 1.2017 0.04398 119 99 16 4
1887 This is just the tip of the food pyramid 1.2017 0.04398 119 99 16 4
1888 He claims that Tut's Famous was first! 1.2017 0.04711 119 101 12 6
1889 Are you sure this is Kosher? 1.2017 0.04557 119 100 14 5
1890 Did I say ketchup I meant mustard. 1.2017 0.04061 119 97 20 2
1891 I specifically said onions. When I say onions, I want onions! 1.2017 0.04398 119 99 16 4
1892 The best franks but I think I liked the 56th st. Location better 1.2017 0.04061 119 97 20 2
1893 The ball park is mostly torn down, but he hung in there. 1.2017 0.04233 119 98 18 3
1894 It’s all done with mirrors 1.2017 0.04557 119 100 14 5
1895 If you want a soda with the dog, you gotta climb the pyramid and burn the calories 1.2017 0.04233 119 98 18 3
1896 He said all I need to do is find 10 more people to buy hot dogs and he'll give me this one for free. 1.2017 0.04233 119 98 18 3
1897 Ecotourism is getting out of hand 1.2017 0.04061 119 97 20 2
1898 Okay, we just need to buy 3 more hot dogs, and give them to 3 of our friends, so they can give it to 3 of their friends... 1.2017 0.04557 119 100 14 5
1899 Would a little mustard be too much to ask? 1.2017 0.04398 119 99 16 4
1900 Really...it's still true...it is lonely at the top " 1.2017 0.04557 119 100 14 5
1901 Everybody knows it’s just a pyramid scheme but the hotdogs sure are good. 1.2017 0.04557 119 100 14 5
1902 These are known as "King of the Hill" hot dogs 1.2017 0.04557 119 100 14 5
1903 I knew you'd forget...I told you with mustard, plenty of mustard! 1.2017 0.04398 119 99 16 4
1904 It's a truncated square pyramid; he used to teach solid geometry at Brooklyn High. 1.2017 0.04398 119 99 16 4
1905 The 10 commandment kosher dogs is really a great name for his cart don’t ya think? 1.2017 0.04557 119 100 14 5
1906 Now this is a pyramid scheme I can buy into. 1.2017 0.03882 119 96 22 1
1907 Eat your Giza hotdog before the Uber chariot gets here. 1.2017 0.03882 119 96 22 1
1908 Thanks so much but next time I'll order a slider. 1.2017 0.04061 119 97 20 2
1909 I still think he would improve business by adding a big sign: "Welcome to the Food Pyramid - Home of the Top Dog" 1.2017 0.04557 119 100 14 5
1910 I was expecting more when they advertised a haute dog. 1.2017 0.04711 119 101 12 6
1911 He didn't have mustard, so I got the cumin, coriander and cardamom spread." 1.2017 0.04061 119 97 20 2
1912 The food is good but I worry the business model is a pyramid scheme 1.2017 0.04398 119 99 16 4
1913 Is that an authentic hotdog of affliction? 1.2017 0.03882 119 96 22 1
1914 And to think we nearly gave up on finding a hot dog cart. 1.2017 0.04557 119 100 14 5
1915 I said I wanted mustard AND relish. 1.2017 0.04398 119 99 16 4
1916 Oh dear. You forgot the mustard! 1.2017 0.04398 119 99 16 4
1917 ...Ketchup!?? 1.2017 0.04557 119 100 14 5
1918 Do you have any hot dogs that HAVEN’T been embalmed? 1.2017 0.04061 119 97 20 2
1919 Actually, I do want mustard. 1.2017 0.04557 119 100 14 5
1920 I told you that hot dogs were at the top of the food pyramid! 1.2017 0.04061 119 97 20 2
1921 I know what you're thinking, but this is a genuine business opportunity. 1.2017 0.04398 119 99 16 4
1922 I've had it with your cheapness; I'm going home to mummy. 1.2017 0.04233 119 98 18 3
1923 Business was a lot better before he got involved in a pyramid scheme. 1.2017 0.04557 119 100 14 5
1924 No mustard? Tut-tut. 1.2017 0.04557 119 100 14 5
1925 I thought they only sold cotton. 1.2017 0.04233 119 98 18 3
1926 He's trying to get me to franchise one of these carts--but I think it's a pyramid scheme. 1.2017 0.04398 119 99 16 4
1927 When you said you were getting King Tut's dogs, I didn't think this is what you meant. 1.2017 0.04233 119 98 18 3
1928 You said you wanted authentic. 1.2017 0.03882 119 96 22 1
1929 ...and on the 3rd and the holiest of days, the Great Pharaoh blessed his people with the gift of hotdogs. 1.2017 0.04061 119 97 20 2
1930 Hotdog slider? 1.2017 0.04398 119 99 16 4
1931 And the lesser known 8th wonder of the world is how they got that hotdog stand up there" 1.2017 0.03882 119 96 22 1
1932 It was a hot dog, now it's a cold dog. Go back and tell him if he move his stand down here I'll buy two. 1.2017 0.04233 119 98 18 3
1933 It's camel meat, with a sprinkle of sand. 1.2017 0.04398 119 99 16 4
1934 It's a pyramid sales scheme. 1.2017 0.04557 119 100 14 5
1935 I'm allergic to Egyptian onions. 1.2017 0.04557 119 100 14 5
1936 No, Really! I can toss 'em up there, just like this! 1.2017 0.04557 119 100 14 5
1937 Well I have to admit the Weight Watchers Hot Dog Cart location does cut down on my desire to get a second one" 1.2017 0.04061 119 97 20 2
1938 So all I have to do is sell one of these, and everybody makes a profit? 1.2017 0.04557 119 100 14 5
1939 Nice throw, nice catch. 1.2017 0.04398 119 99 16 4
1940 Yes indeedy, up there is where I go to get this high-end food. 1.2017 0.04233 119 98 18 3
1941 All you have to do is have 10 of your friends sell these hotdogs... 1.2017 0.04233 119 98 18 3
1942 He’s the only vendor I could find 1.2017 0.04398 119 99 16 4
1943 I asked for mine wrapped. 1.2017 0.04398 119 99 16 4
1944 They say you can see Kansas from the top? 1.2017 0.04061 119 97 20 2
1945 What? Then we have to find people to buy hotdogs from us? And you still aren't suspicious about what kind of business he's running 1.2017 0.04233 119 98 18 3
1946 No thanks, smells like a pyramid scheme to me. 1.2017 0.04398 119 99 16 4
1947 You sure it's Tutan free? 1.2017 0.04711 119 101 12 6
1948 I'd kind of like some mustard, but he said I have to wait until Sirius rises. 1.2017 0.04398 119 99 16 4
1949 Marc, or is it Antony, I asked for mustard. 1.2017 0.04061 119 97 20 2
1950 Anybody want weiners????? 1.2017 0.04398 119 99 16 4
1951 Hot Dogs are from the top of the food pyramid! 1.2017 0.04398 119 99 16 4
1952 He said business has been the wurst lately. 1.2017 0.04398 119 99 16 4
1953 Do you mind going back? I wanted relish on it 1.2017 0.04398 119 99 16 4
1954 I felt the energy flow right through me. But your hot dog is cold. 1.2017 0.04398 119 99 16 4
1955 No thanks, I'm not hungry any more. 1.2017 0.04398 119 99 16 4
1956 You forgot the mustard. 1.2017 0.04398 119 99 16 4
1957 Next time please don’t forget the onions. 1.2017 0.04233 119 98 18 3
1958 He said “it’s a top dog” 1.2017 0.04233 119 98 18 3
1959 I wonder what they mean by "Pharaoh's Favorite Dog". 1.2017 0.04557 119 100 14 5
1960 I could go for some french fries at the Sphinx. 1.2017 0.04233 119 98 18 3
1961 I'd rather have a slider. 1.2017 0.04557 119 100 14 5
1962 Can you believe it? They built a hot dog stand here. 1.2017 0.04859 119 102 10 7
1963 You're going back up there if this doesn't fit in my paleo-level 7 vegan-Sunday pescatarian diet 1.2017 0.04061 119 97 20 2
1964 He didn’t have mustard so I got you the camel sauce. 1.2017 0.04711 119 101 12 6
1965 He said to go next door for Pyramid Ale. 1.2017 0.04398 119 99 16 4
1966 What, no napkin? 1.2017 0.04061 119 97 20 2
1967 He said it’s the new food pyramid. 1.2017 0.04233 119 98 18 3
1968 Oh no, you forgot the relish and my soda. 1.2017 0.04398 119 99 16 4
1969 I wanted relish. 1.2017 0.04398 119 99 16 4
1970 Apparently this was the favourite food of Ramesses II ! 1.2017 0.04233 119 98 18 3
1971 Look, I just want to know if it is Kosher. 1.2017 0.04398 119 99 16 4
1972 Was he out of the lamb Cheops and the Memphis barbecue? 1.2017 0.04711 119 101 12 6
1973 I'm not sure I understand your concept, but your presentation is on point. 1.2017 0.04233 119 98 18 3
1974 He calls it the King Tut Dog. 1.2017 0.04557 119 100 14 5
1975 He says it was a sandy hill before the windstorm 1.2017 0.04061 119 97 20 2
1976 You said you'd climb the highest mountain, but this is too much. 1.2017 0.04061 119 97 20 2
1977 Last food and drink for 100 miles? Well, I guess I could come of my diet for one day. 1.2017 0.04233 119 98 18 3
1978 Where's the chili? 1.2017 0.04233 119 98 18 3
1979 It’s a matter of perspective. 1.2017 0.04398 119 99 16 4
1980 He said condiments are in the tomb. 1.2017 0.04233 119 98 18 3
1981 Try one. They're Tut-dogs, pyramidie and delicious ! 1.2017 0.04557 119 100 14 5
1982 I said mustard and relish. You need to go back. 1.2017 0.04233 119 98 18 3
1983 Nothing but the wurst for my girl! 1.2017 0.04398 119 99 16 4
1984 Sorry for having you do that pointless exercise. 1.2017 0.04233 119 98 18 3
1985 They’re fresh, but his mummy’s recipe is 4000 years old. 1.2017 0.04061 119 97 20 2
1986 I don't know. What exactly is a Sphinx Dog? 1.1966 0.04247 117 97 17 3
1987 On second thought -- I would like some sauerkraut. 1.1966 0.04417 117 98 15 4
1988 Can he roll down some mustard? 1.1966 0.04247 117 97 17 3
1989 This better be worth it. 1.1966 0.04247 117 97 17 3
1990 Those don’t look kosher to me. 1.1966 0.04247 117 97 17 3
1991 The other guy can break a twenty? 1.1966 0.04581 117 99 13 5
1992 This is your idea of a date? Eating from the top of the food pyramid? 1.1966 0.04247 117 97 17 3
1993 I saw it on Yelp. Pharoh's Franks. The best dogs in Egypt, Mummy. 1.1966 0.04247 117 97 17 3
1994 The king of hot dogs since 2950 B.C. 1.1966 0.04417 117 98 15 4
1995 It took him three years, but he got the highest position in the company. 1.1966 0.04417 117 98 15 4
1996 Remember when Grandpa had to walk uphill both ways to school? 1.1966 0.04581 117 99 13 5
1997 I never knew you could get Nathans Kosher hot dogs in Egypt! 1.1966 0.04892 117 101 9 7
1998 Did you see the point? 1.1966 0.04581 117 99 13 5
1999 No, I'm not scamming you - I'm a distributor for a revolutionary new product that changes lives. 1.1966 0.04417 117 98 15 4
2000 So all we have to do is persuade our friends to buy these hot-dogs and we'll be rich? 1.1966 0.04070 117 96 19 2
2001 Climb " "Climb" Why is (Everything so hard ) in life any more. 1.1966 0.04892 117 101 9 7
2002 Did you ask if it's kosher? 1.1966 0.04247 117 97 17 3
2003 He wants to discourage fat people. 1.1966 0.04581 117 99 13 5
2004 Yelp did say this place was upscale... 1.1966 0.04247 117 97 17 3
2005 The vendor asked me to tell our friends about his hotdog stand on top of the pyramid, and then their friends will tell their friends... 1.1966 0.04070 117 96 19 2
2006 Bill, I specifically told you "ketchup and relish." 1.1966 0.04070 117 96 19 2
2007 Here, have a Guilt-Free Dog. Apparently, you burn off more calories just buying it than are in it. 1.1966 0.04417 117 98 15 4
2008 He says it's really easy. We just get our friends to buy more hotdogs and they'll get their friends to buy more hotdogs... 1.1966 0.04417 117 98 15 4
2009 It's a little early for the noon sacrifice. 1.1966 0.03884 117 95 21 1
2010 Sorry it took so long. I got lost in the tunnels. Lots of how do you say... cul-de-sacs. Anyway, here you go. 1.1966 0.04417 117 98 15 4
2011 Odd he doesn't offer toppings. 1.1966 0.04247 117 97 17 3
2012 He's Zen. He made me one with everything. 1.1966 0.04247 117 97 17 3
2013 All I want is to indulge in authentic cuisine, it that too much to ask for. 1.1966 0.04417 117 98 15 4
2014 Damn! You forgot the Pepsi. 1.1966 0.04581 117 99 13 5
2015 If you love me you'll go back for mustard. 1.1966 0.04417 117 98 15 4
2016 He's out of soda. Something about the delivery guy was like Sisyphus but with a hand truck. 1.1966 0.04417 117 98 15 4
2017 You know they used slavs to get that cart up there... 1.1966 0.04417 117 98 15 4
2018 What do you mean you want more mustard? 1.1966 0.04247 117 97 17 3
2019 I guess it wasn’t aliens, just an Oscar Mayer sponsorship. 1.1966 0.03884 117 95 21 1
2020 See, I told you it wasn’t just another pyramid scheme. 1.1966 0.04070 117 96 19 2
2021 Made from 5,000 year old Egyptian wheat 1.1966 0.04247 117 97 17 3
2022 I’m gonna stick with the salad bar at the base of the food pyramid. 1.1966 0.04417 117 98 15 4
2023 I got a basic 'lazy-fair' economy here. It's fair that I charge double, 'cuz people are so lazy. 1.1966 0.04417 117 98 15 4
2024 Ugh. I said *no* curse. 1.1966 0.03884 117 95 21 1
2025 It is so hard to find organic, non-GMO, grass fed, all natural, local, raised on the range, all beef hot dogs. 1.1966 0.04417 117 98 15 4
2026 If it's not kosher, halal is OK. 1.1966 0.04247 117 97 17 3
2027 Sauerkraut? Now you tell me you want sauerkraut? 1.1966 0.04417 117 98 15 4
2028 You’re not even going to get down on one knee? 1.1966 0.04417 117 98 15 4
2029 I don't care. Hot dogs are not at the top of the food pyramid. 1.1966 0.04581 117 99 13 5
2030 I guess that's why they say hotdogs here are monumental. 1.1966 0.04247 117 97 17 3
2031 The job has a steep learning curve. 1.1966 0.04417 117 98 15 4
2032 They were how much? I told you not to buy hot dogs from Bernie Madoff's brother. 1.1966 0.04417 117 98 15 4
2033 Best hot dog this side of the Nile... 1.1966 0.04739 117 100 11 6
2034 It tastes like a pyramid scheme. 1.1966 0.04581 117 99 13 5
2035 I didn't he understands what a pyramid scheme is 1.1966 0.04070 117 96 19 2
2036 It's at the top of the USDA's new food pyramid. 1.1966 0.04581 117 99 13 5
2037 I forgot to tell you, I can't eat these things without souerkraut. 1.1966 0.04070 117 96 19 2
2038 These pharoah dogs are so authentic. 1.1966 0.03884 117 95 21 1
2039 One Mummy’s Curse with mustard. 1.1966 0.04417 117 98 15 4
2040 I didn't have enough money but he let me slide. 1.1966 0.04247 117 97 17 3
2041 That’s not what “Eating from the food pyramid” means 1.1966 0.04581 117 99 13 5
2042 Hebrew Nationals in Egypt, that's it? 1.1966 0.04070 117 96 19 2
2043 He told me business is slow, so he's relocating to the Sphinx. 1.1966 0.04070 117 96 19 2
2044 I told you I wanted mustard and relish! 1.1966 0.04581 117 99 13 5
2045 Machu Picchu seemed so much grander in the brochure 1.1966 0.04581 117 99 13 5
2046 When they said fatty foods are at the top of the food pyramid, I didn’t realize they actually took it literally. 1.1966 0.04070 117 96 19 2
2047 don't you know hotdog carts are a pyramid scheme? 1.1966 0.03884 117 95 21 1
2048 Henry, I wanted onions! 1.1966 0.04417 117 98 15 4
2049 I thought Egyptians liked cats more. 1.1966 0.03884 117 95 21 1
2050 Where's my pretzel? 1.1966 0.04581 117 99 13 5
2051 Well, I guess I can have one since it's from the top of the food pyramid. 1.1966 0.04581 117 99 13 5
2052 They let Madoff have a day-long furlough. 1.1966 0.04417 117 98 15 4
2053 ... and at the top of the food pyramid... hot dogs! 1.1966 0.04417 117 98 15 4
2054 condiments are at the top. 1.1966 0.04070 117 96 19 2
2055 So, let me get this straight. I’m supposed to buy ten more hot dogs, keep one, and give the rest away to nine friends? 1.1966 0.04739 117 100 11 6
2056 “Now you tell me you want mustard on it?” 1.1966 0.04417 117 98 15 4
2057 According to that hieroglyphic, they haven't changed the water since the Ptolemaic dynasty. 1.1966 0.04417 117 98 15 4
2058 You go ask him for mustard, my hands are full. 1.1966 0.03884 117 95 21 1
2059 No really, the permit is posted behind the stone in the secret passageway. 1.1966 0.04417 117 98 15 4
2060 His business model is as old as king Tuk... if you build it they’ll come it’s all about location location location 1.1966 0.04417 117 98 15 4
2061 Worth the trip for the best brauts in Egypt. 1.1966 0.04417 117 98 15 4
2062 I hope that cart has some darn good brakes 1.1966 0.04070 117 96 19 2
2063 This has to be the best dog west of the Nile. 1.1966 0.04417 117 98 15 4
2064 Oh, do you mind getting me more mustard! 1.1966 0.04070 117 96 19 2
2065 Thank you, but I was really hungry for a couple of sliders. 1.1966 0.04739 117 100 11 6
2066 The Yelp reviews say these hot dogs are fit for Kings 1.1966 0.04070 117 96 19 2
2067 I hadn’t a clue that Bernie Madoff’s brother ran a hot dog stand! 1.1966 0.04247 117 97 17 3
2068 I know a little ziggurat where we can get the fries. 1.1966 0.04070 117 96 19 2
2069 Last falafel before the After-World. 1.1966 0.04581 117 99 13 5
2070 It tastes better because you have to earn it. 1.1966 0.04247 117 97 17 3
2071 Did you ask him about the ingredients? Yes I did. What's in a canopic jar? 1.1966 0.04581 117 99 13 5
2072 The water, John, you forgot my water 1.1966 0.03884 117 95 21 1
2073 Oddly, no sliders. Just hot dogs. 1.1966 0.04070 117 96 19 2
2074 Ask him for more onions, and get me a napkin. 1.1966 0.04417 117 98 15 4
2075 Now can we please go get my latte at the Sphinx? 1.1966 0.04247 117 97 17 3
2076 Considering what this stuff does to your body, he wants you to get your cardio in ahead of time. 1.1966 0.04070 117 96 19 2
2077 What, you went all the way up there and forgot relish? 1.1966 0.04417 117 98 15 4
2078 Trip Advisor named it Top Dog in the region 1.1966 0.04070 117 96 19 2
2079 It's $5 extra for the delivery. 1.1966 0.04417 117 98 15 4
2080 Yes. All our grains are locally sourced. 1.1966 0.04070 117 96 19 2
2081 Did you tell him we ate at his Giza stand too? 1.1966 0.04070 117 96 19 2
2082 It's free for guessing the secret of the sauce. 1.1966 0.04417 117 98 15 4
2083 It is just a hot dog, not a pyramid scheme. 1.1966 0.04070 117 96 19 2
2084 That’s why they are call sliders 1.1966 0.04417 117 98 15 4
2085 Until now, I never got the point of hot dogs. 1.1966 0.04417 117 98 15 4
2086 I was already there, so I got one for you too. 1.1966 0.04247 117 97 17 3
2087 Oh! So that's how you get a zero-calorie-hotdog! 1.1966 0.04070 117 96 19 2
2088 You'll go anywhere to save a buck. 1.1966 0.04417 117 98 15 4
2089 I have had enough embalmed dogs for one trip. 1.1966 0.04070 117 96 19 2
2090 Charged extra for the view??!! That way too steep! 1.1966 0.04581 117 99 13 5
2091 He says business has been slow. 1.1966 0.04070 117 96 19 2
2092 This is one of the Seven Wonders of the world? 1.1966 0.04247 117 97 17 3
2093 Cleopatra chili dog? But I asked for the Nefertiti with mustard and relish. 1.1966 0.04417 117 98 15 4
2094 I don’t care how well preserved it is—I’m not eating a 4000 year old hot dog. 1.1966 0.04581 117 99 13 5
2095 We might as well build our own tomb. 1.1966 0.04247 117 97 17 3
2096 People have started to call him the eighth wonder. 1.1966 0.04247 117 97 17 3
2097 LOL no no no I got these from the guy down the street 1.1966 0.04417 117 98 15 4
2098 A kosher frank? Here? Really? 1.1966 0.04247 117 97 17 3
2099 The original sliders. 1.1966 0.04417 117 98 15 4
2100 I sure hope this is not just some deceptive pyramid scheme where all the pork supposedly trickles down from the top? 1.1966 0.04070 117 96 19 2
2101 He's a descendant of Sisyphus. 1.1966 0.04070 117 96 19 2
2102 What, no relish? 1.1966 0.04247 117 97 17 3
2103 This is not a hot dog. It's an opportunity. If you sell it to ten of your friends and each sells it to ten of their friends, then you qualify for a franchise. 1.1966 0.04892 117 101 9 7
2104 One dollar, plus fifty dollar delivery?! 1.1966 0.04247 117 97 17 3
2105 Some internet guy sold him on this pyramid scheme. 1.1966 0.03884 117 95 21 1
2106 Sorry to ask you to, but he forgot the relish. 1.1966 0.04247 117 97 17 3
2107 I said I wanted falafel 1.1966 0.04581 117 99 13 5
2108 He said that if I paid $10 for the first hot dog then all the others would be free but I think that it is just some kind of pyramid scheme. 1.1966 0.04247 117 97 17 3
2109 I am not going back up there for mustard!" 1.1966 0.03884 117 95 21 1
2110 Do you want fries with that ? 1.1966 0.04247 117 97 17 3
2111 That's how they kept the workers going. It was one of their key ops. 1.1966 0.04070 117 96 19 2
2112 I can't believe you fell for another obvious pyramid scheme! 1.1966 0.04417 117 98 15 4
2113 Location, location, location ---- 1.1966 0.04417 117 98 15 4
2114 It is the pyramid of dogs 1.1966 0.04070 117 96 19 2
2115 Moses won the drink concession, it’s kinda a climb. 1.1966 0.04417 117 98 15 4
2116 Are you thinking that this may be another pyramid scheme? 1.1966 0.04247 117 97 17 3
2117 These are the original sliders 1.1966 0.04417 117 98 15 4
2118 I don't believe in the Pyramid Diet. 1.1966 0.04247 117 97 17 3
2119 It was ordered by Donald Trump 1.1966 0.04417 117 98 15 4
2120 They've got extra 'energy' sauce. 1.1966 0.04581 117 99 13 5
2121 I've never seen a hotdog pyramid scheme. 1.1966 0.04070 117 96 19 2
2122 If you don't eat it, the pharaoh wants to be buried with it. 1.1966 0.04247 117 97 17 3
2123 It tastes better because it’s not easily available. 1.1966 0.04247 117 97 17 3
2124 Thank you for going to great heights for these hot dogs. 1.1966 0.04417 117 98 15 4
2125 I told you no mustard. 1.1966 0.04247 117 97 17 3
2126 That was way too many human sacrifices for a hot dog. 1.1966 0.04070 117 96 19 2
2127 I'd prefer a Sphinxburger. 1.1966 0.04417 117 98 15 4
2128 Can you take it back and add some onions to it for me? 1.1966 0.04247 117 97 17 3
2129 'So I buy two, and then tell 20 of my friends to buy four, and they tell 40 of their friends to buy...' 1.1966 0.04581 117 99 13 5
2130 What do you mean pass it on? Sounds like a pyramid scheme. 1.1966 0.04417 117 98 15 4
2131 He’s from Brooklyn - and a Yankees fan? 1.1966 0.04247 117 97 17 3
2132 Only 700 calories if you skip the elevator. 1.1966 0.04739 117 100 11 6
2133 I know it was kept very far from dairy products- it's still not kosher. 1.1966 0.04417 117 98 15 4
2134 Only eat one! It's at the top of the food pyramid. 1.1966 0.04417 117 98 15 4
2135 Could you get that with extra mustard? 1.1966 0.04739 117 100 11 6
2136 Soooorrrieeee! I said "gluten-free bun." 1.1966 0.04247 117 97 17 3
2137 It’s like a half pipe, but more Egyptian 1.1966 0.04417 117 98 15 4
2138 Was that so hard? 1.1966 0.04417 117 98 15 4
2139 Pyramid scheme 1.1966 0.04739 117 100 11 6
2140 If it's that hard to get, it must be worth it." 1.1966 0.04070 117 96 19 2
2141 Sure, the view is great, but it’s obviously a pyramid scheme. 1.1966 0.04739 117 100 11 6
2142 All the money goes to the top 1%.” 1.1966 0.04417 117 98 15 4
2143 Could you ask him to add some more dijon ? It slid off when you slid down. 1.1966 0.04070 117 96 19 2
2144 Are these genuine Egyptian hotdogs? 1.1966 0.04070 117 96 19 2
2145 I always knew it wasn’t in _God_ we trust!” 1.1966 0.04247 117 97 17 3
2146 The History channel said the mystery meat came from ancient aliens. 1.1966 0.03884 117 95 21 1
2147 I'd like it wrapped really well. 1.1966 0.04070 117 96 19 2
2148 How important is it to you to sit down while we eat lunch? 1.1966 0.04070 117 96 19 2
2149 No ketchup? This isn't Chicago. 1.1966 0.04581 117 99 13 5
2150 He does sliders as well. 1.1966 0.04070 117 96 19 2
2151 The high price? Like everywhere, it's location ,location,location, plus the mustard. 1.1966 0.04417 117 98 15 4
2152 So that's what they mean by the food pyramid. 1.1966 0.04247 117 97 17 3
2153 So did he just roll it down or throw it? 1.1966 0.04070 117 96 19 2
2154 What are our chances of borrowing some mustard? 1.1966 0.04581 117 99 13 5
2155 No, I don’t want a chili dog. Do I look like Cleofatra? 1.1966 0.04739 117 100 11 6
2156 Tomatoes? What kind of Neanderthal tops a hot dog with tomatoes? 1.1966 0.04739 117 100 11 6
2157 I could afford two, since this guy has a no-tip policy. 1.1966 0.04417 117 98 15 4
2158 Ketchup..? No you won't need ketchup. These are top of the pyramid hot dogs! 1.1966 0.04581 117 99 13 5
2159 No thanks. I feel healthier avoiding the top of the food pyramid. 1.1966 0.03884 117 95 21 1
2160 They finally figured out how to make them without preservatives 1.1966 0.04739 117 100 11 6
2161 No thanks, I called in a pizza order with the Sphinx. 1.1966 0.04247 117 97 17 3
2162 I don't know. I just feel like this whole thing is just a set-up for pyramid scheme jokes." 1.1966 0.04581 117 99 13 5
2163 I'm sure it's delicious, but the one on 6th is just more convenient. 1.1966 0.04070 117 96 19 2
2164 But, what about the mummy sauce? 1.1966 0.04247 117 97 17 3
2165 Not much else to do, unless you want to look at the pyramids. 1.1966 0.04417 117 98 15 4
2166 Finally, a food pyramid worth the trouble. 1.1966 0.04417 117 98 15 4
2167 You paid how much?? I think that's a pyramid scheme. 1.1966 0.04247 117 97 17 3
2168 Well, I can cross eating a Tutdog off my bucket list" 1.1966 0.04581 117 99 13 5
2169 OK,you can forget the mustard! 1.1966 0.04417 117 98 15 4
2170 Sorry, getting extra mustard would be a bit of an uphill battle. 1.1966 0.04581 117 99 13 5
2171 world famous...ponzi's dogs. 1.1966 0.04417 117 98 15 4
2172 That's not the kind of "Food Pyramid" I was talking about 1.1966 0.04417 117 98 15 4
2173 Good thing we got a reservation....he really is at the top of his game. 1.1966 0.04739 117 100 11 6
2174 Honey, I know our relationship on this trip has been a slippery slope, BUT you forgot the mustard! 1.1966 0.04417 117 98 15 4
2175 This isn't the 'riddle' I was expecting. 1.1966 0.04417 117 98 15 4
2176 Who wouldn’t want a “top dog”? 1.1966 0.04417 117 98 15 4
2177 I swear! It's a thing! MLM hot dogs first...then napkins, acne creams, statins, and wellness products. You'll be rich! 1.1966 0.04417 117 98 15 4
2178 Must be a franchise - it tastes just like the one I ate at Chichen Itza. 1.1966 0.04739 117 100 11 6
2179 Why didn’t you tell me you wanted sauerkraut? 1.1966 0.04417 117 98 15 4
2180 You brought me to Cairo for a Hebrew National? Hmmm. 1.1966 0.04581 117 99 13 5
2181 Are you sure it's kosher? 1.1966 0.04581 117 99 13 5
2182 Now you tell me you want sauerkraut? 1.1966 0.04070 117 96 19 2
2183 I get that you're really tired and hot, but I asked for no mustard. 1.1966 0.04247 117 97 17 3
2184 Guaranteed you’ll be feeling that mummy’s curse in about 8 hours.” 1.1966 0.04070 117 96 19 2
2185 I must say I’m relieved. When you told me that you and Larry were getting into a pyramid scheme, I expected the worst. 1.1966 0.04070 117 96 19 2
2186 Thanks, but it still feels like some sort of scheme. 1.1966 0.03884 117 95 21 1
2187 You forgot the mustard, again! 1.1966 0.04417 117 98 15 4
2188 ADA compliant or not, it's a good hotdog. 1.1966 0.03884 117 95 21 1
2189 His permit allows exclusive use of the entire city block. 1.1966 0.04247 117 97 17 3
2190 Shirley McLaine loves these pyramid dogs. 1.1966 0.04247 117 97 17 3
2191 Mama says, you're a Hot Dog, if for a $20 - you will run up to grill'em up for me! 1.1966 0.04247 117 97 17 3
2192 How do you know you don't like Egyptian mustard? 1.1966 0.04417 117 98 15 4
2193 How did that get to the top of the food chain? 1.1966 0.04247 117 97 17 3
2194 Working hard against the FDA to get hot dogs into the bottom level of the food pyramid. 1.1966 0.04581 117 99 13 5
2195 It's a no-weight-gain hot dog. You burn up all the calories going to get it. 1.1966 0.04417 117 98 15 4
2196 The slope is calculated so you burn the exact number of calories in the hot dog climbing up there 1.1966 0.04247 117 97 17 3
2197 These are kosher. His are local. 1.1966 0.04417 117 98 15 4
2198 I find it hard to believe that hot dogs are at the top of the food pyramid. 1.1966 0.04417 117 98 15 4
2199 Can I assume that since we are in Egypt, these are not kosher? 1.1966 0.04417 117 98 15 4
2200 The Mesopotamians, the Egyptians, the Mayans.....O.K.....but the hot dog vendors!? 1.1966 0.04739 117 100 11 6
2201 You can take your "King Tut Wiener" and shove it! 1.1966 0.04417 117 98 15 4
2202 Honey, I said koshary not kosher. 1.1966 0.04417 117 98 15 4
2203 Twenty dollars? I told you it was a pyramid scheme. 1.1966 0.04070 117 96 19 2
2204 The reason it costs so much are the shipping charges. 1.1966 0.04417 117 98 15 4
2205 Were they out of Cheops? 1.1966 0.04739 117 100 11 6
2206 So you get us two cold hot dogs and zero mummifried pickles? 1.1966 0.04417 117 98 15 4
2207 I think you are now part of a pyramid scheme. 1.1966 0.04070 117 96 19 2
2208 You’ll be dying for one in the afterlife. 1.1966 0.04247 117 97 17 3
2209 He used to be a Supreme Court candidate. 1.1966 0.04247 117 97 17 3
2210 Now, get two people to sell four dogs, four people to sell eight... 1.1966 0.04581 117 99 13 5
2211 This is a bit awkward, but I forgot to mention that I'm vegan. 1.1966 0.04892 117 101 9 7
2212 Ask him if this is organic. 1.1930 0.04294 114 95 16 3
2213 A little mustard would be nice. 1.1930 0.04294 114 95 16 3
2214 This is a Top Dog 1.1930 0.04294 114 95 16 3
2215 Did you remember the ....? 1.1930 0.04294 114 95 16 3
2216 So glad we decided to travel abroad this Summer 1.1930 0.03916 114 93 20 1
2217 At last! Your idiotic dream fulfilled, a hot dog in every country! My mother was right about you. 1.1913 0.04260 115 96 16 3
2218 You mean to tell me that we wasted all of our free air miles for a hot dog?! 1.1913 0.04077 115 95 18 2
2219 I didn't realize Costco was in Egypt now . . . . 1.1913 0.04604 115 98 12 5
2220 That's one pyramid scheme I like 1.1913 0.04260 115 96 16 3
2221 No way - a hot dog Pyramid Scheme! 1.1913 0.04435 115 97 14 4
2222 Oh, you forgot to get mustard on mine. 1.1913 0.04077 115 95 18 2
2223 What, nothing to drink? 1.1913 0.04077 115 95 18 2
2224 Dear, would you mind getting me some relish? 1.1913 0.04604 115 98 12 5
2225 That's with ketchup. I asked for mustard. 1.1913 0.04077 115 95 18 2
2226 I'd didn't think to ask if it was kosher. 1.1913 0.04260 115 96 16 3
2227 I graduated Yale. How do I get a job at the top of the pyramid? 1.1913 0.04604 115 98 12 5
2228 And by the way, we welcome walk-ins. 1.1913 0.04077 115 95 18 2
2229 OK, he likes beer and pillaging. OK, his grandfather was Pharoah. But he worked his tail off to get where he is. 1.1913 0.04260 115 96 16 3
2230 No, I won't go back up for more relish. 1.1913 0.04077 115 95 18 2
2231 STILL faster than the pretzels line.” 1.1913 0.04435 115 97 14 4
2232 Mark my words, this pyramid scheme will be the next Amway 1.1913 0.04435 115 97 14 4
2233 You say he calls it his pyramid scheme? 1.1913 0.04260 115 96 16 3
2234 Thanks! Now can you go back up for some Mustard? 1.1913 0.04604 115 98 12 5
2235 Food pyramids with hot dogs on top are the best! 1.1913 0.04077 115 95 18 2
2236 Let's just say it was pricey. 1.1913 0.04435 115 97 14 4
2237 More mustard. You know, I like more mustard. Get more mustard. 1.1913 0.04604 115 98 12 5
2238 He looks tiny but he’s just really really far away 1.1913 0.04077 115 95 18 2
2239 Because it's there. 1.1913 0.04435 115 97 14 4
2240 They're even Kosher! 1.1913 0.04077 115 95 18 2
2241 Did you ask him if it's kosher? 1.1913 0.04077 115 95 18 2
2242 no one knows how they were made-- but people come from all over the world to taste them. 1.1913 0.04435 115 97 14 4
2243 Glad I paid extra for delivery. 1.1913 0.04435 115 97 14 4
2244 Wait, how could they be out of Cheops? 1.1913 0.04077 115 95 18 2
2245 In legal circles they call it a ponzi dog. 1.1913 0.04435 115 97 14 4
2246 I thought I asked you for one with mustard. 1.1913 0.04077 115 95 18 2
2247 We get mustard and onions at the Sphinx. 1.1913 0.04435 115 97 14 4
2248 I specifically said no mustard 1.1913 0.04260 115 96 16 3
2249 Isn’t that a little high for two hot dogs? 1.1913 0.04435 115 97 14 4
2250 Thanks, but no thanks. I told you I wanted sauerkraut." 1.1913 0.04435 115 97 14 4
2251 I dunno, it kind of sounds like a pyramid scheme. 1.1913 0.04435 115 97 14 4
2252 That was the most convenient hot dog stand ever 1.1913 0.04604 115 98 12 5
2253 I asked for relish, no mustard. 1.1913 0.04604 115 98 12 5
2254 Nice that it rolls down 1.1913 0.04767 115 99 10 6
2255 I'd like some more mustard,please. 1.1913 0.04435 115 97 14 4
2256 He's got the market cornered. 1.1913 0.04260 115 96 16 3
2257 Believe me, they're the best hot dogs on the hill. 1.1913 0.04077 115 95 18 2
2258 Your missing the point! I'm not inclined to get in on the ground floor of some pyramid scheme. 1.1913 0.04435 115 97 14 4
2259 Hmmmm. I don't think so pal . Looks like another pyramid scheme to me. 1.1913 0.04435 115 97 14 4
2260 He says it makes him feel important 1.1913 0.04604 115 98 12 5
2261 So THIS is what the food pyramid is all about? 1.1913 0.04767 115 99 10 6
2262 It’s free with if you get 20 friends to sign up 1.1913 0.04435 115 97 14 4
2263 Did I forget to tell you I’m a vegetarian? 1.1913 0.04260 115 96 16 3
2264 We call them hot dogs, but he calls them 'Sliders.' 1.1913 0.04435 115 97 14 4
2265 It did not start as a hot dog stand. Three centuries ago a megalomaniac Gringo Emperor tried to build a wall from here all the way to El Paso to keep us out. It worked mostly in shutting down factory farms. 1.1913 0.04260 115 96 16 3
2266 yours has pickles, the one with onions is mayan 1.1913 0.04604 115 98 12 5
2267 No thanks, I'm wedgetarian. 1.1913 0.03885 115 94 20 1
2268 You call that a square meal? 1.1913 0.04260 115 96 16 3
2269 Hot dogs? Top of the food pyramid?. My dreams have been answered! 1.1913 0.04767 115 99 10 6
2270 That was a hassle. 1.1913 0.04260 115 96 16 3
2271 Um, can I get one with mustard, no relish? 1.1913 0.04435 115 97 14 4
2272 He said all we have to do is find four new people to buy hot dogs. 1.1913 0.04604 115 98 12 5
2273 Not Hebrew National? Take 'em back right this minute! 1.1913 0.04077 115 95 18 2
2274 It's Kosher!? 1.1913 0.04260 115 96 16 3
2275 I promise, they're top quality. 1.1913 0.03885 115 94 20 1
2276 Sorry. He just sold out of tofu dogs. 1.1913 0.04604 115 98 12 5
2277 I wanted pizza. 1.1913 0.04260 115 96 16 3
2278 He calls it a King Tutankhot dog fit for a pharaoh. 1.1913 0.04077 115 95 18 2
2279 I wanted mustard on mine. 1.1913 0.04260 115 96 16 3
2280 I asked for a King Tutt, this looks like a Cleopatra. 1.1913 0.04435 115 97 14 4
2281 But I wanted mustard and relish on my hotdog! 1.1913 0.03885 115 94 20 1
2282 Nice, but where's my change. 1.1913 0.04077 115 95 18 2
2283 Go back up there and tell him I want ketchup." 1.1913 0.04260 115 96 16 3
2284 It's cold, could you deliver one faster? 1.1913 0.04435 115 97 14 4
2285 What kind of pyramid scheme are you running here? 1.1913 0.04077 115 95 18 2
2286 What? No change for a gold piece? 1.1913 0.04077 115 95 18 2
2287 They're called tut dogs and are very ankhamun, so I'm told. 1.1913 0.04767 115 99 10 6
2288 Oh no you forgot the mustard! 1.1913 0.04077 115 95 18 2
2289 No, no, no. It's called 'multi-level marketing.' 1.1913 0.03885 115 94 20 1
2290 I know you're a vegetarian, but this is a top dog. 1.1913 0.04260 115 96 16 3
2291 I always knew the best hot dogs were at the top of the pyramid. 1.1913 0.04767 115 99 10 6
2292 Getting to the top of the pyramid is overrated 1.1913 0.04435 115 97 14 4
2293 Thanks for remembering my food pyramid diet. 1.1913 0.04435 115 97 14 4
2294 Are you sure it was solar grilled? 1.1913 0.04260 115 96 16 3
2295 His issues are many sided. 1.1913 0.04435 115 97 14 4
2296 Damn Mildred, these are the apex of hotdogs! 1.1913 0.04435 115 97 14 4
2297 The walk was worth it. 1.1913 0.04435 115 97 14 4
2298 Is there a vegan option? 1.1913 0.04260 115 96 16 3
2299 Babe, it's the Dome of the Rock, of course it's kosher. 1.1913 0.04435 115 97 14 4
2300 Nothing but lips and asp 1.1913 0.04767 115 99 10 6
2301 Every thing is a mirage 1.1913 0.04435 115 97 14 4
2302 No, I said I *did* want relish on it. 1.1913 0.04435 115 97 14 4
2303 Is it kosher?" "shhhhhh! 1.1913 0.03885 115 94 20 1
2304 I asked for relish! 1.1913 0.04077 115 95 18 2
2305 One Let My Weiner Go special. Come again! 1.1913 0.04435 115 97 14 4
2306 He built it when his wife died just so he could do that. 1.1913 0.04260 115 96 16 3
2307 Can you go back for relish? 1.1913 0.04260 115 96 16 3
2308 Go back and get some mustard on it. 1.1913 0.04260 115 96 16 3
2309 But I said 'no ketchup'!" 1.1913 0.04077 115 95 18 2
2310 No Carl, "Mummy" isn't hungry. 1.1913 0.04260 115 96 16 3
2311 When did the pyramid change sponsorship to Top Dogs? 1.1913 0.03885 115 94 20 1
2312 4$ for the Frank's but the magic show is for free. 1.1913 0.04767 115 99 10 6
2313 How do you think he got up there? 1.1913 0.04435 115 97 14 4
2314 Getting the hot dogs was easy. Paying him was hard. 1.1913 0.04260 115 96 16 3
2315 Would you mind? Spicy mustard. 1.1913 0.04435 115 97 14 4
2316 What?.......where’s the sauerkraut! 1.1913 0.04260 115 96 16 3
2317 I wish it was an Aztec pyramid. 1.1892 0.04150 111 92 17 2
2318 Would you like that with Cheops and fries? 1.1892 0.04527 111 94 13 4
2319 Weirdest pyramid scheme ever. 1.1892 0.04343 111 93 15 3
2320 Do you think he has any relish? 1.1892 0.03948 111 91 19 1
2321 He's outta hot dogs, I got you a hot Sphinx. 1.1892 0.04527 111 94 13 4
2322 Are you sure you carried it down? 1.1892 0.03948 111 91 19 1
2323 Just trust me - we call it ‘the pyramid scheme’”. 1.1892 0.04150 111 92 17 2
2324 And the hot dogs never spoil on a pyramid. This one is from 1983. 1.1892 0.04343 111 93 15 3
2325 You know the old Aztec joke about what hot dogs are made of? 1.1892 0.04150 111 92 17 2
2326 I guess I'm supposed to sell these to you now? I don't know... might just be a pyramid scheme. 1.1892 0.03948 111 91 19 1
2327 These taste just like the ones my mummy used to make when I was a kid. 1.1892 0.04705 111 95 11 5
2328 I thought it came with a 20 oz soda 1.1892 0.04343 111 93 15 3
2329 Can I get mustard on that. 1.1892 0.04343 111 93 15 3
2330 Well, it seems he misunderstood 'pyrimid scheme.' 1.1892 0.04343 111 93 15 3
2331 Thank you, honey. My interest is piqued. 1.1892 0.04527 111 94 13 4
2332 He says he always wanted to be Top Dog 1.1892 0.04343 111 93 15 3
2333 But is it vegan? 1.1892 0.03948 111 91 19 1
2334 It may be one of the Seven Wonders but its an average hot dog. 1.1892 0.04150 111 92 17 2
2335 Mustard! Now you tell me! 1.1892 0.03948 111 91 19 1
2336 I wanted ketchup. I hate mustard. 1.1892 0.04150 111 92 17 2
2337 Did you get those from Costco? Because there's no way you climbed that pyramid 1.1892 0.04705 111 95 11 5
2338 It’s a marketing ploy - something about being top dog. 1.1892 0.04343 111 93 15 3
2339 I hear it's the best hotdog for miles... 1.1892 0.04527 111 94 13 4
2340 Oh, I want ketchup on that. 1.1892 0.04343 111 93 15 3
2341 But technically, is it an Egyptian hot dog or a kosher hot dog? 1.1892 0.04343 111 93 15 3
2342 If you won’t come to the hotdog, the hotdog will come to you. 1.1892 0.03948 111 91 19 1
2343 Wow, the ninth and tenth wonders of the world. 1.1892 0.04527 111 94 13 4
2344 Sorry, I 'm on a strictly bottom-of-the-pyramid diet." 1.1892 0.04343 111 93 15 3
2345 Hotdog! I finally get the point of this place 1.1892 0.04150 111 92 17 2
2346 No, sorry, I asked for a “farro” dog. 1.1892 0.04343 111 93 15 3
2347 I know this hot dog vendor can hawk like an Egyptian, but it's still a tourist trap. 1.1892 0.04150 111 92 17 2
2348 Sorry, but Pyramid enterprises repel me, no matter how tempting the sales talk can be. 1.1892 0.04150 111 92 17 2
2349 a royal mumified hot dog? 1.1892 0.04343 111 93 15 3
2350 Honey, is this some kind of Pyramid Scheme? 1.1892 0.03948 111 91 19 1
2351 I thought you were taking me to that new restaurant in Cairo. 1.1892 0.04343 111 93 15 3
2352 Are you sure they're Anubis free? 1.1892 0.04343 111 93 15 3
2353 What? He said if we get people on the bus to buy these for $7.50 apiece, we get ours for only $1.10? Hmmm. . .sounds like some sort of scheme to me. 1.1892 0.04150 111 92 17 2
2354 Did he live in Chicago before converting to Islam? 1.1892 0.04343 111 93 15 3
2355 I asked for a toasted bun- under this sun he can't do it? 1.1892 0.04705 111 95 11 5
2356 I'm impressed by his adherence to Mayan dietary laws. 1.1892 0.03734 111 90 21 0
2357 Delicious. These are TOP DOGS! 1.1892 0.04150 111 92 17 2
2358 Mustard please, if you are so inclined. 1.1892 0.04150 111 92 17 2
2359 LIMERICK: The tourists went to see the sight...While they were there they had a bite...Some kind of meat...Right off the street...Their undies are no longer white. 1.1892 0.04343 111 93 15 3
2360 In Egypt they calls 'em 'Hot Gods'. 1.1892 0.04705 111 95 11 5
2361 His father told him to scale up! 1.1892 0.04150 111 92 17 2
2362 I hear "Akhenaten's Famous" are the best. 1.1892 0.04150 111 92 17 2
2363 Now this is a pyramid scheme I'm interested in 1.1892 0.04150 111 92 17 2
2364 How much did you invest in this hot dog pyramid scheme? 1.1892 0.04343 111 93 15 3
2365 I wanted the Ra National Beef frank without the dressings! 1.1892 0.04527 111 94 13 4
2366 But there's no mustard in that hot dog! 1.1892 0.04343 111 93 15 3
2367 Girl: "We're done. I told you to get me a chili-dog." Guy: "You thought one of these was for you?" 1.1892 0.03948 111 91 19 1
2368 Let's hang around. He thinks he's got a great seat for something. 1.1892 0.04150 111 92 17 2
2369 It seems like a pyra-meat scheme to me. 1.1892 0.04150 111 92 17 2
2370 I wanted mine with sauerkraut. 1.1892 0.04527 111 94 13 4
2371 Yes, they’re expensive. But they ARE 4,000 years old 1.1892 0.04150 111 92 17 2
2372 What kind of scheme? No, it’s a time-share. 1.1892 0.04527 111 94 13 4
2373 Never Ketchup! I wanted mustard. 1.1892 0.04343 111 93 15 3
2374 I told him you want mustard and relish, but he just sat there like a sphinx. 1.1892 0.04527 111 94 13 4
2375 Now, I see why your "buns" are so firm. 1.1892 0.04527 111 94 13 4
2376 What a dream come true to finally see the Great Fred of Giza. 1.1892 0.04150 111 92 17 2
2377 Did you remember the mustard? 1.1892 0.04527 111 94 13 4
2378 He claims his dogs are from an ancient Egyptian recipe. 1.1892 0.04150 111 92 17 2
2379 We cook them until they reach the peak of flavor. 1.1892 0.04150 111 92 17 2
2380 Do you have a beer to go with the dog so I can blackout like Brett Kavanaugh? 1.1892 0.05201 111 98 5 8
2381 Pharaoh's charge less for permits apparently. 1.1892 0.04343 111 93 15 3
2382 How exactly do you know these are the best hotdogs in Egypt? 1.1892 0.04150 111 92 17 2
2383 With the beach erosion he is staking his spot for next summer too. 1.1892 0.04527 111 94 13 4
2384 Can you go back for the relish? 1.1892 0.04343 111 93 15 3
2385 You fell for another pyramid scheme. 1.1892 0.04343 111 93 15 3
2386 We're always eating food from the bottom of the pyramid! 1.1892 0.04150 111 92 17 2
2387 Needs mustard. 1.1892 0.04343 111 93 15 3
2388 Now you go out and recruit two more hot dog vendors, and before long we'll be rolling in wieners! 1.1892 0.04150 111 92 17 2
2389 Here’s the deal. Buy this one now, and you get a free one every day for the rest of your life. 1.1892 0.04527 111 94 13 4
2390 No jalapeno relish? 1.1892 0.04527 111 94 13 4
2391 And you said this was a tourist trap. 1.1892 0.04343 111 93 15 3
2392 Who knew a footlong was the food of the Pharaofs. 1.1892 0.03948 111 91 19 1
2393 Trust me, it's not a pyramid scheme. 1.1892 0.04343 111 93 15 3
2394 Pyramid Dogs"...Fascinating outside, Dead Inside 1.1892 0.04705 111 95 11 5
2395 Sorry, I'm just not into multi-level marketing. 1.1892 0.04705 111 95 11 5
2396 Maslow was a little off, but it’s still tasty at the top. 1.1892 0.03734 111 90 21 0
2397 Why not ? Can’t you see it’s top of the food pyramid? 1.1892 0.04527 111 94 13 4
2398 To get to the top, just follow Mr. Madoff’s directions. 1.1892 0.04150 111 92 17 2
2399 Did you remember the relish? 1.1892 0.04343 111 93 15 3
2400 No, no! I said mustard--not ketchup! 1.1892 0.04150 111 92 17 2
2401 Thanks dear, did you put mustard on it? 1.1892 0.04527 111 94 13 4
2402 What did I tell you about pyramid schemes? 1.1892 0.03948 111 91 19 1
2403 C'mon Ralph, how many times do I have to tell you? There are no dogs in Heaven. 1.1892 0.04343 111 93 15 3
2404 He said it was more authentic. 1.1892 0.04527 111 94 13 4
2405 You didn't get mustard & sauerkraut on either one? 1.1892 0.04705 111 95 11 5
2406 I said I wanted relish on mine. When you go back up, can you ask him if they’re kosher? 1.1892 0.04705 111 95 11 5
2407 Sorry, no felafel. He says hot dogs sell better here than in Times Square. 1.1892 0.04343 111 93 15 3
2408 As exclusive as this is - the Camel Cafeteria serves the same food 1.1892 0.04527 111 94 13 4
2409 It’s wrong to be eating chili-cheese dogs even if you are getting some exercise. 1.1892 0.04150 111 92 17 2
2410 Taste it, then you tell me if the hype isn't worth it! 1.1892 0.04343 111 93 15 3
2411 Enjoy the pinnacle of hot dogs 1.1892 0.04150 111 92 17 2
2412 Wow,those look good,l thought it was just a pyramid scheme. 1.1892 0.04705 111 95 11 5
2413 The vendor said this hot dog was cursed by King Tut. 1.1892 0.04876 111 96 9 6
2414 It’s the most exclusive Hot Dog stand in the country 1.1892 0.03948 111 91 19 1
2415 He promised to send us two more next week. But we can cancel at anytime.” 1.1892 0.04150 111 92 17 2
2416 Where'd you get the hot dogs? 1.1892 0.04343 111 93 15 3
2417 I'm not sure, something about a curse... 1.1892 0.04343 111 93 15 3
2418 No thanks, this hotdog vendor is pointless. 1.1892 0.04527 111 94 13 4
2419 This is where the Sun King is buried. 1.1892 0.04343 111 93 15 3
2420 Gentrification. 1.1892 0.04876 111 96 9 6
2421 The profits go to Ra. 1.1892 0.03734 111 90 21 0
2422 The reward is the journey but the hotdogs aren't bad. 1.1892 0.04343 111 93 15 3
2423 Return receipt pretty much inevitable. 1.1892 0.04150 111 92 17 2
2424 I didn’t have the heart to tell him the pyramids are actually tombs. 1.1892 0.04343 111 93 15 3
2425 It’s refreshing to see people at the pinnacle of their career. 1.1881 0.04606 101 85 13 3
2426 For the price you'll have an unobstructed view and unlimited Wi-Fi! 1.1875 0.04307 112 94 15 3
2427 He brought his street corner with him when he retired. 1.1875 0.04307 112 94 15 3
2428 Ah, so that's what they do with the leftover embalming fluid... 1.1875 0.04490 112 95 13 4
2429 Onions? No onions? 1.1875 0.03916 112 92 19 1
2430 To tell the truth, he's got the better product. But my secret? Location, location, location!" 1.1875 0.04116 112 93 17 2
2431 Sysiphus decided to stay on top 1.1875 0.04307 112 94 15 3
2432 Aw shoot. Forgot the relish. 1.1875 0.03916 112 92 19 1
2433 All it took was a hotdog. 1.1875 0.04490 112 95 13 4
2434 He started at the top. 1.1875 0.03916 112 92 19 1
2435 I don't want a sandwich. 1.1875 0.04666 112 96 11 5
2436 Is there a restroom up there? 1.1875 0.04116 112 93 17 2
2437 So, that’s why the top is missing? 1.1875 0.03916 112 92 19 1
2438 It looks pretty old, but are you sure it's genuine ? 1.1875 0.04490 112 95 13 4
2439 Hot dogs are earned here 1.1875 0.03916 112 92 19 1
2440 Great place for a new pop-up! 1.1875 0.04116 112 93 17 2
2441 Are you sure it's a kosher hot dog? 1.1875 0.04666 112 96 11 5
2442 No, I said I wanted mustard, not ketchup! 1.1875 0.04490 112 95 13 4
2443 It's made from the intestines of a virgin? 1.1875 0.04116 112 93 17 2
2444 This hot dog looks petty mummified. 1.1875 0.04116 112 93 17 2
2445 And the amazing thing is the top ten feet will be solid hot dogs! 1.1875 0.04490 112 95 13 4
2446 Really ... he started with two hot dogs and someone looking for an opportunity. Are you in? 1.1875 0.04307 112 94 15 3
2447 I don’t think this is what the Egyptians had in mind… 1.1875 0.04116 112 93 17 2
2448 A kosher hot dog? How did you even guess he was Jewish? 1.1835 0.04355 109 92 14 3
2449 You forgot the drinks! 1.1835 0.04729 109 94 10 5
2450 Current plans call for finishing up in the next millennium. Until then, let’s have a little fun. 1.1835 0.04355 109 92 14 3
2451 Here you go, two 'King Tuts', light on the natron. 1.1835 0.04355 109 92 14 3
2452 Pharaoh dog! I said Pharaoh dog, not Sphinx dog! 1.1835 0.04546 109 93 12 4
2453 What about the relish? 1.1835 0.04355 109 92 14 3
2454 The food pyramid has changed somewhat since we learned about it as children. 1.1835 0.04355 109 92 14 3
2455 Of course they’re kosher. Moses delivered them out of Brooklyn. 1.1835 0.04156 109 91 16 2
2456 10 dollars each? The prices here are pretty steep. 1.1835 0.03725 109 89 20 0
2457 The Mummy Dog? Ew. No wonder business is dead. 1.1835 0.04156 109 91 16 2
2458 Anyone can get a hot dog. All you have to do is pull yourself up by your bootstraps. 1.1835 0.03946 109 90 18 1
2459 I'd like more mustard, but now I guess we'll have to wait until after the human sacrifice. 1.1835 0.04729 109 94 10 5
2460 It’s the Pharoh Khufu tofu dog, with mummified onions. 1.1835 0.04546 109 93 12 4
2461 Oh, thank you for getting me one too...wait, thats not mustard is it? 1.1835 0.04355 109 92 14 3
2462 I hear the family are going to cremate him anyway 1.1835 0.04355 109 92 14 3
2463 It looks good but I don’t think it belongs at the top of the food pyramid 1.1835 0.04355 109 92 14 3
2464 Is this a hot dog pyramid scheme? 1.1835 0.04546 109 93 12 4
2465 Who knew the Egyptians were so fond of hot dogs? 1.1835 0.04156 109 91 16 2
2466 I said “extra mustard”. 1.1835 0.04156 109 91 16 2
2467 You're sure it's all beef? 1.1835 0.04156 109 91 16 2
2468 Jose's hot dogs are are the pinnacle of taste. 1.1835 0.04156 109 91 16 2
2469 Mayan and mustard? 1.1835 0.03946 109 90 18 1
2470 It's the new NAFTA 1.1835 0.04546 109 93 12 4
2471 I’m going to be the hot dog king one day! Continual improvement! Dad taught me to believe in the endless mountain! 1.1835 0.04729 109 94 10 5
2472 Good hotdog, but his franchise pitch sounds like a pyramid scheme. 1.1835 0.04546 109 93 12 4
2473 That guy is offering a great opportunity to own our own Hot Dog Cart. 1.1835 0.04156 109 91 16 2
2474 His yelp reviews were amazing 1.1835 0.04355 109 92 14 3
2475 How many Jews did it take to get the cart up there? 1.1835 0.03946 109 90 18 1
2476 Is there a delivery charge? 1.1835 0.03946 109 90 18 1
2477 It's the climb, Miley. 1.1835 0.04156 109 91 16 2
2478 Isn’t it ironic? They sacrificed their hearts here, too! 1.1835 0.04355 109 92 14 3
2479 You're thinking of India. Totally cool to eat beef here. 1.1835 0.04355 109 92 14 3
2480 If it's not too much trouble, I would like a little more relish! 1.1835 0.04906 109 95 8 6
2481 I said, "No, sauerkraut! 1.1835 0.04355 109 92 14 3
2482 Just mustard. 1.1835 0.04355 109 92 14 3
2483 He says it's not a pyramid scheme. 1.1835 0.04355 109 92 14 3
2484 Anything called a Mummy Dog has got to be loaded with preservatives. 1.1835 0.04546 109 93 12 4
2485 It may be the meaning of life, but is it Kosher? 1.1835 0.04906 109 95 8 6
2486 a hot dog stand ... who knew 1.1835 0.04546 109 93 12 4
2487 But I said I wanted mine PLANE! 1.1835 0.04156 109 91 16 2
2488 The set up may take a while, but he practically flies home.... 1.1835 0.04355 109 92 14 3
2489 So they were sliders the whole time? 1.1835 0.04355 109 92 14 3
2490 He says the relish is heavenly 1.1835 0.03725 109 89 20 0
2491 That's not Egyptian food. 1.1835 0.03946 109 90 18 1
2492 would you mind going back for some relish ? 1.1835 0.04546 109 93 12 4
2493 I thought I told you no relish! 1.1835 0.03946 109 90 18 1
2494 No one around here wants to see how the sausage is made. 1.1835 0.04355 109 92 14 3
2495 Great Groupon! 1.1835 0.04355 109 92 14 3
2496 You forgot the sodas, and I wanted relish on my hot dog. 1.1835 0.04906 109 95 8 6
2497 So are these called "entombed" meats? 1.1835 0.04729 109 94 10 5
2498 The rooftop bar is modeled after the one in Vegas. 1.1835 0.04355 109 92 14 3
2499 What do you mean there was a line? 1.1835 0.04156 109 91 16 2
2500 How hard could it be to run back for more ketchup? 1.1835 0.04546 109 93 12 4
2501 Do they comply with the food pyramid? 1.1835 0.04729 109 94 10 5
2502 Listen, I only want 1 hot dog. And why do I need to recruit more eaters? 1.1835 0.04156 109 91 16 2
2503 They both have mustard, but this one is mummified. 1.1835 0.03946 109 90 18 1
2504 I guess if you build it, they will not come. 1.1835 0.04355 109 92 14 3
2505 When in Cairo.... 1.1835 0.03946 109 90 18 1
2506 He says the view is wonderful. 1.1835 0.04355 109 92 14 3
2507 50 bucks for two hotdogs? He must have seen you coming from a mile away! 1.1835 0.04156 109 91 16 2
2508 The hot dog is ok. Personally, I liked the pizza at The Great Wall better. 1.1835 0.04546 109 93 12 4
2509 Yelp says the hot dog guy was born in Arizona but then moved here to Babylona 1.1835 0.04546 109 93 12 4
2510 It's a mystery how he made these... 1.1835 0.04156 109 91 16 2
2511 Sure, honey, you're a real apex predator. 1.1835 0.04729 109 94 10 5
2512 It's okay, I lost all those calories walking up. 1.1835 0.04156 109 91 16 2
2513 Can you clean the sand on off my cheeks? 1.1835 0.04355 109 92 14 3
2514 Now, what you want to do is take this hot dog and sell it to two of your friends... 1.1835 0.04156 109 91 16 2
2515 I have a queasy feeling they mean “hotdog” literally, in this part of the world. 1.1835 0.04355 109 92 14 3
2516 This pyramid scheme tastes better than most 1.1835 0.04546 109 93 12 4
2517 I’d like to see what the noon rush looks like. 1.1835 0.04355 109 92 14 3
2518 Wow. Certified camel. 1.1835 0.04906 109 95 8 6
2519 This trek was so worth it for Nefertiti’s Famous Hot Dogs. 1.1835 0.04546 109 93 12 4
2520 But how can I eat a hotdog with no mustard? 1.1835 0.04906 109 95 8 6
2521 I can't believe you used the wheelchair accessible ramp. 1.1835 0.03946 109 90 18 1
2522 Is this a hipster restaurant, or a retro foodie joint? 1.1835 0.04355 109 92 14 3
2523 Ketchup? Nobody, I mean nobody, puts ketchup on a hot dog! 1.1835 0.04546 109 93 12 4
2524 Well, I guess you were right, it’s not a mirage. 1.1835 0.04156 109 91 16 2
2525 I miss the old Papaya King location. 1.1835 0.04355 109 92 14 3
2526 Oh, Honey! I said I wanted my hummus on the side. 1.1835 0.04546 109 93 12 4
2527 Good to be atop the food pyramid. 1.1835 0.04355 109 92 14 3
2528 No pickle or tomato but not bad from a mirage. 1.1835 0.04355 109 92 14 3
2529 The hotdogs taste better when you have to work for them. 1.1835 0.04546 109 93 12 4
2530 Now we just need to convince our friends to buy these hot dogs and then we'll make money too. 1.1835 0.04156 109 91 16 2
2531 You forgot the relish, dear. 1.1835 0.04156 109 91 16 2
2532 No. I definitely asked for relish , Cheops! 1.1835 0.04729 109 94 10 5
2533 Your re-branding to "Valley of the Gelato" is genius. 1.1835 0.04546 109 93 12 4
2534 It's a pyramid scheme. 1.1835 0.04355 109 92 14 3
2535 I don't care if they've been in business 3000 years. Eight bucks is way too much for a hot dog. 1.1835 0.03946 109 90 18 1
2536 You forgot the mustard dear" 1.1835 0.04156 109 91 16 2
2537 Love is ... 1.1835 0.04355 109 92 14 3
2538 You know, I always have considered hotdogs to be the pinnacle of human ingenuity. 1.1835 0.04156 109 91 16 2
2539 Two questions: 1. how much are His burritos and 2. Will He accept crowd-source if he gets rid of Donald Trump’s “Beautiful Wall? 1.1835 0.03946 109 90 18 1
2540 Oh, Frank..........Something tells me buying a franchise is sketchy. 1.1835 0.04156 109 91 16 2
2541 Cheops, Shmeops...it's not the same without sauerkraut. 1.1835 0.04355 109 92 14 3
2542 I’m not going back up there for a napkin. 1.1835 0.04156 109 91 16 2
2543 We only serve when it has reached its peak ; It is fresh and not three thousand years old ... 1.1835 0.04546 109 93 12 4
2544 Does he sell sliders? 1.1835 0.04729 109 94 10 5
2545 The hot dog is great ,but the line was rough 1.1835 0.04546 109 93 12 4
2546 The Yankees Must Be In Town! 1.1835 0.04156 109 91 16 2
2547 There was a $5 dollar entertainment fee for watching him get the cart down 1.1835 0.04355 109 92 14 3
2548 If only the scientists would mustard the pyramids secrets 1.1835 0.04355 109 92 14 3
2549 I said hold the relish. 1.1835 0.04546 109 93 12 4
2550 Where's the one for Mom? 1.1835 0.04546 109 93 12 4
2551 This is your idea of a square meal? 1.1835 0.04546 109 93 12 4
2552 Frankly, top bun has the best deal plus no sweat policy. 1.1835 0.04546 109 93 12 4
2553 That will be $4.99. Sorry, it's a pyramid scheme." 1.1835 0.03946 109 90 18 1
2554 According to this ancient map... that’s our Airbnb. 1.1835 0.04156 109 91 16 2
2555 They say it's the top dog. 1.1835 0.04156 109 91 16 2
2556 Well, if you want to eat one now, YOU go back up there and get it. I'm suppose to save mine for the Afterlife 1.1835 0.04546 109 93 12 4
2557 Don't be suspicious darling, he says they're self-actualized. 1.1835 0.04355 109 92 14 3
2558 I'm not sure this qualifies as 'exotic food,' but OK. 1.1835 0.04546 109 93 12 4
2559 Was the beef grass fed? 1.1835 0.04355 109 92 14 3
2560 I’ve heard the Sphinx fries are excellent as well. 1.1835 0.04355 109 92 14 3
2561 No, Grub Hub delivered these dogs, that guy just offers audio tours. 1.1835 0.04729 109 94 10 5
2562 Make the climb and get a free dog. 1.1835 0.04355 109 92 14 3
2563 I hate to send you back but I'd like just a smidge more relish on mine. 1.1835 0.04546 109 93 12 4
2564 They must be very special. 1.1835 0.04546 109 93 12 4
2565 If you get the hot dog with the ticket in it, you get to sit on the top for 30 minutes. 1.1835 0.04906 109 95 8 6
2566 You bought two hot dogs and you have to sell one...? Thats a pyramid scheme. 1.1835 0.04156 109 91 16 2
2567 You can only get these twice a year. 1.1835 0.04355 109 92 14 3
2568 Honey,I know a pyramid scheme when I see one. 1.1835 0.04156 109 91 16 2
2569 Who knew the aliens were so innovative? 1.1835 0.04355 109 92 14 3
2570 ...plus tax, tariffs and toppings?! 1.1835 0.04156 109 91 16 2
2571 This is Trump Tower, Cairo. He wants it to blend in with the local scene. 1.1835 0.04355 109 92 14 3
2572 I asked for The King Tut Dog. That’s just a regular Chicago-style hot dog, and we’re not in Chicago. We’re in Las Vegas. 1.1835 0.04355 109 92 14 3
2573 I don't like mustard, get one with ketchup, please. 1.1835 0.04156 109 91 16 2
2574 Please convey my compliments to the chef. 1.1835 0.04729 109 94 10 5
2575 I've relished the thought of eating his hot dogs for a very long time! 1.1835 0.04729 109 94 10 5
2576 I didn't come all this way to eat a hot dog! ...Wait, is that chilli pepper? 1.1835 0.04355 109 92 14 3
2577 I thought you said his prices were too steep? 1.1835 0.04355 109 92 14 3
2578 What? They didn't have mustard? 1.1835 0.04156 109 91 16 2
2579 Only here, you can find hot dog on top of the food pyramid 1.1835 0.04156 109 91 16 2
2580 Where's my relish Harold ? 1.1835 0.03946 109 90 18 1
2581 Honey! I though you were taking me to that chinese place next to the Miller´s... 1.1835 0.04355 109 92 14 3
2582 Yelp claims they're Tutankhamunly good. 1.1835 0.04156 109 91 16 2
2583 He said he always wanted to be at the top of the food pyramid. 1.1835 0.04729 109 94 10 5
2584 These hotdogs are out of this world. I don’t know how he does it. 1.1835 0.04355 109 92 14 3
2585 His prices are Cheops 1.1835 0.03946 109 90 18 1
2586 He said he sold more dogs before muslims starting murdering tourists. 1.1835 0.04729 109 94 10 5
2587 Should we ask that guy if he has some ketchup? 1.1835 0.04355 109 92 14 3
2588 No mustard? No relish? You've totally missed the point. 1.1835 0.04355 109 92 14 3
2589 Believe me, this is the apex of hot dogs. 1.1835 0.04546 109 93 12 4
2590 Choke-proof hotdog? This is categorically and unequivocally not a pyramid scheme. 1.1835 0.04156 109 91 16 2
2591 This is not what I was expecting when they said "top of the Rock". 1.1835 0.04546 109 93 12 4
2592 I think he misunderstood the whole "dinner and a view" thing 1.1835 0.04156 109 91 16 2
2593 Would you please ask him to put some mustard on it? 1.1835 0.03725 109 89 20 0
2594 He said he had a top location, but I told him to think again. 1.1835 0.03725 109 89 20 0
2595 The churros are out by the sphinx. 1.1835 0.04355 109 92 14 3
2596 This pyramid may have been pointless, but isn't that the best hot dog you've ever had? 1.1835 0.04729 109 94 10 5
2597 He's part of the Illumen-hot-d. 1.1835 0.04156 109 91 16 2
2598 Is this a pyramid scheme? 1.1835 0.04156 109 91 16 2
2599 I know what it looks like, but I promise it's completely kosher. 1.1792 0.04196 106 89 15 2
2600 You never listen.... I said, "one with onions." 1.1792 0.04604 106 91 11 4
2601 ???? I wanted mustard! Who puts ketchup on a hot dog? 1.1792 0.04405 106 90 13 3
2602 No thanks. Looks like a pyramid scheme. 1.1792 0.04196 106 89 15 2
2603 I don't think either of those will bring back tourism to the Middle East. 1.1792 0.04196 106 89 15 2
2604 Welcome to Hot Dogue Gourmet fine dinning! That will be 75$. 1.1792 0.04604 106 91 11 4
2605 Next, let's go to the Sphinx for slushies. 1.1792 0.04405 106 90 13 3
2606 Darling, I know you are a foodie. That's why I ordered you a tube steak. 1.1792 0.04196 106 89 15 2
2607 I don't usually get involved with these pyramid schemes but I was hungry. 1.1792 0.04604 106 91 11 4
2608 It's kosher, right? 1.1792 0.03976 106 88 17 1
2609 Are you kidding me? You know, there used to be a point to that. 1.1792 0.04405 106 90 13 3
2610 They've really ramped up the quality of their dogs! 1.1792 0.04196 106 89 15 2
2611 He was all out of "Tut Dogs" so I got you a kielbasa. 1.1792 0.04604 106 91 11 4
2612 But, he assured me that sand was a regionally authentic condiment. 1.1792 0.04196 106 89 15 2
2613 Now I just need to find the Mustard-Sphinx. 1.1792 0.04405 106 90 13 3
2614 I think he might be high 1.1792 0.04795 106 92 9 5
2615 from the peek of perfection 1.1792 0.04604 106 91 11 4
2616 Down here it’s strictly take-out. Fine dining is upstairs. 1.1792 0.04196 106 89 15 2
2617 I was told these came from the Eunuchs 1.1792 0.04405 106 90 13 3
2618 You did say without mustard? 1.1792 0.04196 106 89 15 2
2619 The old geezah was chintzy on the kraut. 1.1792 0.04604 106 91 11 4
2620 I don’t know man, I’m anti Multi-Level-Marketing... 1.1792 0.04604 106 91 11 4
2621 These mummified hot dogs look even fresher than the ones from Times Square. 1.1792 0.04604 106 91 11 4
2622 If these dogs are really sundried, explain the umbrella. 1.1792 0.04604 106 91 11 4
2623 Do you really need a snack on every sightseeing trip? 1.1792 0.04405 106 90 13 3
2624 -Sweetie! I just cut a business deal with that guy up there and bought a truckload of these amazing hot dogs! They'll be selling like hotcakes! It's a no-fail investment opportunity! -Honey, I have strong reasons to believe this is a pyramid scheme. 1.1792 0.04196 106 89 15 2
2625 It's a reverse funnel. 1.1792 0.04405 106 90 13 3
2626 The stairs are on the other side 1.1792 0.04405 106 90 13 3
2627 Like an antelope on the savannah, it gives him an elevated view to guard for predator competitors. 1.1792 0.04604 106 91 11 4
2628 It's not your typical pyramid scheme. I can double my investment in no time. 1.1792 0.04196 106 89 15 2
2629 He says now that he's at the top of the pyramid, he's making over a million dollars a week. 1.1792 0.04196 106 89 15 2
2630 I said I wanted a Ra hotdog, not a raw hotdog. 1.1792 0.04604 106 91 11 4
2631 If it isn't hot anymore we can always come back to complain, he said. 1.1792 0.04405 106 90 13 3
2632 What, no sauerkraut?" 1.1792 0.04604 106 91 11 4
2633 Are they kosher? 1.1792 0.04405 106 90 13 3
2634 Now I have to sell one? It sounds like a pyramid scheme to me. 1.1792 0.04196 106 89 15 2
2635 What about this makes you think its a pyramid scheme? 1.1792 0.04405 106 90 13 3
2636 But I ordered falafel. 1.1792 0.04405 106 90 13 3
2637 It looked bigger in the pictures. 1.1792 0.04196 106 89 15 2
2638 This is the shit that killed Tut! 1.1792 0.04604 106 91 11 4
2639 You call this a slider? 1.1792 0.04405 106 90 13 3
2640 When she was young she played with boy Tut 1.1792 0.04795 106 92 9 5
2641 If your throw hits him with this one, I'll give you the other one. 1.1792 0.04405 106 90 13 3
2642 Oh, you want some mustard with that... 1.1792 0.04405 106 90 13 3
2643 If it's forced perspective,then why is it so small? 1.1792 0.03976 106 88 17 1
2644 They say when you grill at that altitude, it makes all the difference. 1.1792 0.04405 106 90 13 3
2645 Do you want Hatshepsut or mustard on that? 1.1792 0.04604 106 91 11 4
2646 People would eat more servings if he was at the base of the pyramid. 1.1792 0.04196 106 89 15 2
2647 That one's for my mummy. 1.1792 0.04405 106 90 13 3
2648 Trust me, come low tide everyone will want these seats 2 1.1792 0.04604 106 91 11 4
2649 As part of the recent political turmoil, both sides had to give concessions. 1.1792 0.04795 106 92 9 5
2650 Even today, the hot dogs are still kosher! 1.1792 0.04196 106 89 15 2
2651 It's not JUST a hot dog. It's from the top of the food pyramid! 1.1792 0.03976 106 88 17 1
2652 Sorry―It was better as a distant desire. 1.1792 0.03976 106 88 17 1
2653 Ooo! Cairowurst! 1.1792 0.03976 106 88 17 1
2654 Look, I relish the opportunity, but I think pyramid schemes are pointless. 1.1792 0.04405 106 90 13 3
2655 'It's the Pyramid Dog. If you don't eat one, you break the chain and have bad luck for seven years.' 1.1792 0.04604 106 91 11 4
2656 Hurry, there's a guy called Sphinx selling pizzas. 1.1792 0.04604 106 91 11 4
2657 I'm not going back for sauerkraut. 1.1792 0.04405 106 90 13 3
2658 There are less calories in this hotdog that are required to go up there and get it. 1.1776 0.03712 107 88 19 0
2659 What idiot politician bans Diet Coke from the tops of food pyramids? 1.1776 0.04160 107 90 15 2
2660 He is an expert in the New Kingdom, when he said everyone eat hotdogs. 1.1776 0.04564 107 92 11 4
2661 Slide into your DM’s like..." 1.1776 0.03942 107 89 17 1
2662 You’re telling me that for every hot dog I sell I can multiply my investment? 1.1776 0.03712 107 88 19 0
2663 I told you I didn't want mustard ? 1.1776 0.04367 107 91 13 3
2664 Is it locally sourced? 1.1776 0.04367 107 91 13 3
2665 Common misconception, believing they’re of German origin. 1.1776 0.04160 107 90 15 2
2666 But I never said I wanted to eat a hot dog. I said "You look hot, dawg!" 1.1776 0.04564 107 92 11 4
2667 Advanced civilization? If they don’t have gluten free, I think not. 1.1776 0.03942 107 89 17 1
2668 Now that's what I call a pyramid scheme 1.1776 0.04160 107 90 15 2
2669 No relish?! 'E-gypt me!! I guess he wasn't ON THE LEVEL!! This SPHINX to high Heaven!! Too much? 1.1776 0.04753 107 93 9 5
2670 I'd prefer we climb and get a taco. 1.1776 0.03942 107 89 17 1
2671 Have you lost all sense of self-preservation? 1.1776 0.04564 107 92 11 4
2672 Here you are! I got this hot dog from the top of pyramid. Oh, I am glad you didn’t splash any ketchup when you slide down. 1.1776 0.04564 107 92 11 4
2673 He calls it the sausage of the Nile 1.1776 0.03712 107 88 19 0
2674 Top dog? Or underdog? 1.1776 0.04160 107 90 15 2
2675 I was expecting something more. 1.1776 0.04367 107 91 13 3
2676 I don’t care what he said; that’s still just a hotdog.” 1.1776 0.04160 107 90 15 2
2677 Actually, the hotdog was invented about 5,000years ago. 1.1776 0.04160 107 90 15 2
2678 Who said mystery meat isn't at the top of the food pyramid? 1.1776 0.04564 107 92 11 4
2679 Let's relish this moment. 1.1776 0.04367 107 91 13 3
2680 It can't hurt you, you are eating from the top of the food pyramid. 1.1776 0.04564 107 92 11 4
2681 Actually, mine could use some relish. 1.1776 0.03942 107 89 17 1
2682 He's at the apex of his career. 1.1748 0.04455 103 88 12 3
2683 Two hot jackals naturally slow cooked... but he only had toasted bread. 1.1748 0.04455 103 88 12 3
2684 It was a long way to travel, but he's definitely top dog. 1.1731 0.04622 104 90 10 4
2685 Tastes just like it did back during the Old Kingdom 1.1731 0.03970 104 87 16 1
2686 I thought it was a pyramid scheme but they're really two for one. 1.1731 0.04415 104 89 12 3
2687 I'm not going all the way back up there to ask for mustard! 1.1731 0.04415 104 89 12 3
2688 I have finally made it to the top of the pyramid scheme. 1.1731 0.03728 104 86 18 0
2689 These are $20 each, but they’re $3.50 at the top... 1.1731 0.04415 104 89 12 3
2690 Now that's a top dog. 1.1731 0.03970 104 87 16 1
2691 Here, have a Tut Dog. 1.1731 0.03970 104 87 16 1
2692 It's cultural appropriation gone mad! 1.1731 0.03728 104 86 18 0
2693 Can you go back and ask for mustard on mine? 1.1731 0.04415 104 89 12 3
2694 Oh hun, can you ask for ketchup? 1.1731 0.04415 104 89 12 3
2695 It is a special haut dog! 1.1731 0.03970 104 87 16 1
2696 Condiments are your reward at the top”. 1.1731 0.04415 104 89 12 3
2697 Should have gotten the aspurger. 1.1731 0.04415 104 89 12 3
2698 But I wanted it with kraut. 1.1731 0.03728 104 86 18 0
2699 I asked for one with pickle relish. 1.1731 0.04415 104 89 12 3
2700 You think better because they're from the Upper East Side? 1.1731 0.04199 104 88 14 2
2701 Mine was $5 and yours $10–sounds like a pyramid scheme to me. 1.1731 0.04415 104 89 12 3
2702 Just tell him I prefer French's. 1.1731 0.03970 104 87 16 1
2703 Don't want no fancy frankfurter, just one like ole King Tut... 1.1731 0.04199 104 88 14 2
2704 That's gotta be a million years old. 1.1731 0.04415 104 89 12 3
2705 Could you go back and get me some mustard? 1.1731 0.04199 104 88 14 2
2706 Way to minimize the environmental footprint! Traveling really opens my mind. 1.1731 0.03970 104 87 16 1
2707 Thanks, Dear - but you forgot the pickles. 1.1731 0.03970 104 87 16 1
2708 Hot dogs at the pyramids beats roast beef at the Ritz. 1.1731 0.03970 104 87 16 1
2709 I was asking about Anubi, the GOD dog 1.1731 0.04199 104 88 14 2
2710 Is this another one of those pyramid schemes? 1.1731 0.04199 104 88 14 2
2711 He always gets a tip 1.1731 0.03970 104 87 16 1
2712 I bet he got the footlong hotdog” 1.1731 0.04415 104 89 12 3
2713 I wanted mustard AND sauerkraut. 1.1731 0.04199 104 88 14 2
2714 These Canopic-dogs taste just like Mummy used to make 1.1731 0.04820 104 91 8 5
2715 These hot dogs must be good. They were on the top of the food pyramid! 1.1731 0.03970 104 87 16 1
2716 I think I’d like mayo after all. 1.1731 0.04199 104 88 14 2
2717 It’s not a frankfurter, it’s a pinnacle wiener! 1.1731 0.04415 104 89 12 3
2718 Discount outlets can be so inconvenient. 1.1731 0.03970 104 87 16 1
2719 So you're saying if I can get three more friends in on selling hot dogs, and they get three more friends to sell hot dogs, I'll get $1 million?? 1.1731 0.04199 104 88 14 2
2720 You want mustard, get it yourself 1.1731 0.04820 104 91 8 5
2721 You're sure it's pre-Columbian? 1.1731 0.04415 104 89 12 3
2722 He claims that getting up to his cart burns more calories than what the hotdog has? 1.1731 0.03970 104 87 16 1
2723 The last visitor never came out, but I'm sure you'll do great. Enjoy! 1.1731 0.04199 104 88 14 2
2724 Today he had them two for one. 1.1731 0.04199 104 88 14 2
2725 I've always wanted to see what hot dogs tasted like in 2630 BC 1.1731 0.03970 104 87 16 1
2726 Didn’t you know, hotdogs are top of the food pyramid. 1.1731 0.03970 104 87 16 1
2727 Honestly, your tour is great, but I think you’re missing the point! 1.1731 0.04622 104 90 10 4
2728 The tough crawl up and the slippery slide down were worth the trouble after all. He had a buy one, get one free sale." 1.1731 0.04199 104 88 14 2
2729 Thanks, but you forgot the mustard! 1.1731 0.03970 104 87 16 1
2730 He's running a Ponzi scheme. 1.1731 0.03728 104 86 18 0
2731 I thought the King Tut combo came with chips? 1.1731 0.04199 104 88 14 2
2732 Yes, this is the waiting area for the Magic Carpet Oasis Viewing Ride . Hot dog? 1.1731 0.04415 104 89 12 3
2733 I liked the blazing eye emblem, but the hot dog cart is far more functional. 1.1731 0.04415 104 89 12 3
2734 I always love it when Sisyphus sings, 'Just get them sliders sliding, Rawhide!' 1.1731 0.04415 104 89 12 3
2735 Wow! Nathan's hot dogs in Egypt. 1.1731 0.04199 104 88 14 2
2736 I've changed my mind. I want a pizza instead. 1.1731 0.04199 104 88 14 2
2737 You seemed to beat the crowd. 1.1731 0.04199 104 88