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Name | Value |
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Submission deadline | 2018-10-01T03:34:00.000Z |
Voting started | - |
Voting ended | 2018-10-15T03:36:00.000Z |
Finalists announced | 2018-10-09T03:35:00.000Z |
Magazine(s) announcing finalists issued | October 15, 2018 |
Number of captions | 4337 |
Number of responses | 844596 |
Number of participants | - |
In this table, the "mean" means the empirically measured average funniness score when the "unfunny", "somewhat funny" and "funny" receive a funniness score of 1, 2, 3 respectively. "Precison" is the standard error of the mean, the standard deviation of the mean estimate. With that, a caption with an empirical mean μ and precision σ has true mean in the range [μ - 2σ, μ + 2σ] with 95% probability by the 68-95-99.7 rule assuming the responses are indepedent and identically distributed.
Rank | Caption | Mean | Precision | Total votes | "Unfunny" votes | "Somewhat funny" votes | "Funny" votes |
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0 | The judge ordered a short recess. | 1.9440 | 0.01578 | 2357 | 761 | 967 | 629 |
1 | Sorry, kid, but this is the corporate ladder. | 1.9081 | 0.00774 | 10328 | 3715 | 3847 | 2766 |
2 | Stop calling me 'Dad', you're embarrassing me in front of my friends. | 1.8725 | 0.00718 | 12332 | 4808 | 4288 | 3236 |
3 | Now that recreational pot is legal, you'll be seeing a lot more of us. | 1.8584 | 0.00722 | 11918 | 4664 | 4277 | 2977 |
4 | 'Two more times, Dad, then we need to pick up Mom at ballet class." | 1.8355 | 0.00777 | 10006 | 3977 | 3698 | 2331 |
5 | I’m 45 and A HALF. | 1.8265 | 0.00788 | 9476 | 3750 | 3620 | 2106 |
6 | Shouldn't you be somewhere staring at a screen? | 1.8184 | 0.00753 | 10472 | 4236 | 3902 | 2334 |
7 | You work here at Google too? | 1.8067 | 0.00803 | 9561 | 4048 | 3313 | 2200 |
8 | It's new for us. We're actually from a swing state. | 1.8060 | 0.00867 | 8725 | 3871 | 2676 | 2178 |
9 | Wow, Bring Your Parents To School Day is so much more fun than taking you to work | 1.8029 | 0.00783 | 9779 | 4088 | 3530 | 2161 |
10 | Our Boss told us to work on our slide presentation | 1.7991 | 0.00819 | 9390 | 4089 | 3098 | 2203 |
11 | Well the judge said we could take a short recess. | 1.7595 | 0.00798 | 8868 | 3828 | 3345 | 1695 |
12 | Trust me, kid. Teachers need this more than you do. | 1.7543 | 0.00857 | 7836 | 3452 | 2857 | 1527 |
13 | Our parents never picked us up. | 1.7533 | 0.00983 | 6725 | 3220 | 1944 | 1561 |
14 | Can you spell social security? | 1.7442 | 0.00730 | 14289 | 7740 | 2464 | 4085 |
15 | When you're a grown-up, you view it more as a slippery slope. | 1.6654 | 0.01480 | 2537 | 1271 | 844 | 422 |
16 | Ok I'm serious dad, five more minutes and then we're leaving | 1.6625 | 0.00832 | 7991 | 4015 | 2658 | 1318 |
17 | It really doesn’t get any better than this, trust me. | 1.6529 | 0.01027 | 5433 | 2827 | 1665 | 941 |
18 | You pay taxes for this park, kid? I didn't think so. | 1.6467 | 0.01101 | 4634 | 2410 | 1451 | 773 |
19 | I don’t care what your mother said, I’m not ready to go home yet. | 1.6220 | 0.02030 | 1238 | 638 | 430 | 170 |
20 | Senate's on recess. Why are YOU here? | 1.6079 | 0.01367 | 2925 | 1598 | 876 | 451 |
21 | I answered a Craigslist ad about having some fun with a married couple. | 1.6068 | 0.01063 | 4995 | 2778 | 1403 | 814 |
22 | We finally got off the corporate merry-go-round. | 1.6058 | 0.01008 | 5177 | 2785 | 1648 | 744 |
23 | Not yet, son. We have to make sure it's safe. | 1.6009 | 0.03270 | 466 | 246 | 160 | 60 |
24 | When Daddy does it, it's therapy. | 1.5952 | 0.01144 | 3760 | 1994 | 1294 | 472 |
25 | If you think this is unfair, just wait until you find out what we did to the environment. | 1.5885 | 0.01220 | 3725 | 2115 | 1028 | 582 |
26 | This is how we celebrate getting fired at the White House. | 1.5780 | 0.01168 | 4154 | 2424 | 1059 | 671 |
27 | DAD, PLE ASE !! I gotta pee. | 1.5769 | 0.01194 | 3952 | 2302 | 1020 | 630 |
28 | It's going to be like this for the rest of his presidency, son. | 1.5748 | 0.01529 | 2385 | 1387 | 625 | 373 |
29 | Normally we're swingers | 1.5719 | 0.01316 | 2962 | 1665 | 900 | 397 |
30 | The strenuous climb to the top then in an instant you're back at the bottom. It's a metaphor for life kid; you're next. | 1.5690 | 0.01078 | 4367 | 2454 | 1341 | 572 |
31 | Don't complain. I've been waiting my turn for 30 years. | 1.5665 | 0.01860 | 1398 | 772 | 460 | 166 |
32 | There's no app. It's called a slide. | 1.5625 | 0.01379 | 2633 | 1487 | 811 | 335 |
33 | Sorry, I'm not supposed to talk to strangers. | 1.5548 | 0.01717 | 1716 | 986 | 508 | 222 |
34 | The corporate slide is a lot easier than the corporate ladder. | 1.5465 | 0.01347 | 2741 | 1585 | 814 | 342 |
35 | Little Timmy soon regretted adding his Ritalin to the teachers coffees. | 1.5460 | 0.01519 | 2456 | 1506 | 559 | 391 |
36 | Because the mood swings are taken. | 1.5459 | 0.02021 | 1286 | 762 | 346 | 178 |
37 | Thank you for waiting—you are now number 3 in the queue. | 1.5430 | 0.01377 | 3046 | 1894 | 650 | 502 |
38 | That one is the child slide. This one’s the finding your inner child slide | 1.5378 | 0.02656 | 701 | 410 | 205 | 86 |
39 | Sorry We are having our pre school reunion! | 1.5334 | 0.01832 | 1466 | 862 | 426 | 178 |
40 | When you come to the office next week, I'll let you fire someone. | 1.5314 | 0.01968 | 1289 | 765 | 363 | 161 |
41 | Sorry, kid. We only have a few more weeks of Congressional recess. | 1.5264 | 0.01450 | 2291 | 1351 | 674 | 266 |
42 | Actually, instead of a pay raise, we got recess. | 1.5251 | 0.01442 | 2207 | 1279 | 697 | 231 |
43 | No, for you it's fun. For us it's just a metaphor. | 1.5224 | 0.01568 | 1901 | 1115 | 579 | 207 |
44 | No, you can't look up her skirt. What if you want to be on the Supreme Court someday? | 1.5168 | 0.01740 | 1815 | 1149 | 394 | 272 |
45 | When you're eight it's goin' down the slide. When you're an adult it's a corporate team building exercise. | 1.5151 | 0.02699 | 631 | 372 | 193 | 66 |
46 | Of course we're behaving like children, we're politicians. | 1.5108 | 0.01844 | 1531 | 956 | 368 | 207 |
47 | We just finished paying off our student loans. Hooray!!! | 1.5099 | 0.01819 | 1559 | 971 | 381 | 207 |
48 | Sorry, this section is for platinum playground points members only. | 1.5094 | 0.01761 | 1590 | 973 | 424 | 193 |
49 | Look kid....after 18 months of Trump it was either this or jumping out the window | 1.5057 | 0.01796 | 1586 | 991 | 388 | 207 |
50 | We're Alumni. | 1.5051 | 0.01700 | 1574 | 940 | 473 | 161 |
51 | We're retracing our steps to see where it all went wrong. | 1.5044 | 0.02218 | 1017 | 631 | 259 | 127 |
52 | You promise you’re gonna watch this time? | 1.5037 | 0.01882 | 1342 | 817 | 374 | 151 |
53 | This is so much more fun than take your kid to work day. | 1.5023 | 0.01757 | 1527 | 929 | 429 | 169 |
54 | Oh yeah? Well, aren’t you a little young to be talking to strangers? | 1.5011 | 0.01900 | 1391 | 869 | 347 | 175 |
55 | This one is for the kids that just paid off their student loans. | 1.4987 | 0.03611 | 387 | 243 | 95 | 49 |
56 | Inside every old person is a young person wondering what the hell happened. | 1.4971 | 0.01891 | 1378 | 860 | 351 | 167 |
57 | There are good people on both slides. | 1.4964 | 0.01898 | 1374 | 860 | 346 | 168 |
58 | When you're old enough to drink, you'll understand. | 1.4960 | 0.01861 | 1391 | 862 | 368 | 161 |
59 | When you're an adult, it's called Team Building. | 1.4957 | 0.01816 | 1406 | 859 | 397 | 150 |
60 | When you can show me a master's degree, a mortgage, and a dream deferred, then you can have your turn on the big slide. | 1.4949 | 0.01911 | 1364 | 858 | 337 | 169 |
61 | It's what we did for fun before the iPhone. You wouldn't understand. | 1.4923 | 0.02097 | 1038 | 634 | 297 | 107 |
62 | Teachers are people too Jimmy. | 1.4892 | 0.01883 | 1251 | 760 | 370 | 121 |
63 | Sorry, this is the inner child area. | 1.4875 | 0.01904 | 1241 | 760 | 357 | 124 |
64 | After this we're going after the swing voters. | 1.4871 | 0.02053 | 1240 | 805 | 266 | 169 |
65 | You're not the boss of me. | 1.4862 | 0.01981 | 1199 | 748 | 319 | 132 |
66 | It's a Business Park, son. No tie, no slide." | 1.4852 | 0.01975 | 1183 | 734 | 324 | 125 |
67 | One day you'll miss sliding down a slippery slope without unintended consequences. | 1.4850 | 0.01994 | 1202 | 756 | 309 | 137 |
68 | Can't you play on your phone like the other kids | 1.4843 | 0.02103 | 1049 | 653 | 284 | 112 |
69 | Look away, kid. This lady is about to recall a tough life lesson about skirts and hot metal slides. | 1.4839 | 0.02016 | 1182 | 746 | 300 | 136 |
70 | But the other kids are letting their parents go down the slide one more time! | 1.4766 | 0.02122 | 1070 | 684 | 262 | 124 |
71 | I really love take your parents to school days. | 1.4765 | 0.02027 | 1062 | 655 | 308 | 99 |
72 | The judge declared recess." | 1.4761 | 0.02468 | 733 | 456 | 205 | 72 |
73 | Why don't YOU grow up? | 1.4759 | 0.02083 | 1038 | 648 | 286 | 104 |
74 | Go play on your phone. | 1.4741 | 0.02124 | 1025 | 648 | 268 | 109 |
75 | Yeah mister … it’s superglue. | 1.4694 | 0.02305 | 965 | 639 | 199 | 127 |
76 | Corporate team building workshop. Why are you here? | 1.4690 | 0.02141 | 968 | 608 | 266 | 94 |
77 | I’m only 7 in dog years. | 1.4689 | 0.02139 | 966 | 606 | 267 | 93 |
78 | Haven’t you heard? Forty is the new four. | 1.4686 | 0.02229 | 954 | 614 | 233 | 107 |
79 | I’m an personal injury attorney. I come here a lot. | 1.4677 | 0.02161 | 930 | 581 | 263 | 86 |
80 | We already spent your retirement. So now we thought we'd take away your childhood too. | 1.4662 | 0.02321 | 903 | 589 | 207 | 107 |
81 | The boss asked for a slide show. | 1.4638 | 0.02217 | 897 | 567 | 244 | 86 |
82 | Sorry, Kid, but forty is the new ten. | 1.4630 | 0.02232 | 892 | 566 | 239 | 87 |
83 | I remember being like you. Young and full of dreams. It's all a lie kid. You'll realize that in 30 years when you find yourself on a slide in a park because your 25-year-old boss thinks it is good for "team morale." | 1.4613 | 0.02362 | 865 | 567 | 197 | 101 |
84 | Call your mother and tell her there’s traffic | 1.4598 | 0.02263 | 846 | 535 | 233 | 78 |
85 | The judge said we could take a five-minute recess. | 1.4575 | 0.02271 | 835 | 529 | 230 | 76 |
86 | Don't be a helicopter kid. | 1.4566 | 0.02319 | 830 | 533 | 215 | 82 |
87 | Also, "snack time" has been replaced by something we call "cocktail hour." | 1.4564 | 0.02346 | 826 | 534 | 207 | 85 |
88 | it's parents weekend. | 1.4563 | 0.02406 | 824 | 542 | 188 | 94 |
89 | That’s a slide—this is a slippery slope. | 1.4548 | 0.02346 | 807 | 519 | 209 | 79 |
90 | But Billy! We just GOT here! | 1.4533 | 0.02317 | 792 | 503 | 219 | 70 |
91 | It's called team-building, kid. We act like children and pretend to have fun. | 1.4528 | 0.02368 | 784 | 504 | 205 | 75 |
92 | Daddy pays the taxes, daddy gets to go first. | 1.4520 | 0.02402 | 781 | 507 | 195 | 79 |
93 | Not now, Son. Dad's networking. | 1.4517 | 0.02320 | 777 | 492 | 219 | 66 |
94 | The Senate is in recess. | 1.4517 | 0.02445 | 777 | 510 | 183 | 84 |
95 | We are working on our slide presentation. | 1.4497 | 0.02554 | 656 | 420 | 177 | 59 |
96 | What institution haven't we ruined for your generation? | 1.4491 | 0.02449 | 757 | 495 | 184 | 78 |
97 | Don't be one of those helicopter kids. | 1.4489 | 0.02466 | 753 | 494 | 180 | 79 |
98 | We didn't get a raise this year but we get recess | 1.4487 | 0.02360 | 751 | 478 | 209 | 64 |
99 | That's right, we do the same thing over and over and expect a different result. | 1.4473 | 0.02912 | 550 | 364 | 126 | 60 |
100 | Eminent domain. Look it up. | 1.4452 | 0.02412 | 721 | 462 | 197 | 62 |
101 | Honestly, we need this more than you do right now. | 1.4438 | 0.02433 | 712 | 458 | 192 | 62 |
102 | Son, you're too young for the corporate ladder. | 1.4432 | 0.02444 | 704 | 453 | 190 | 61 |
103 | OK, Dad, but this is the LAST TIME! Then we REALLY HAVE TO GO!! | 1.4430 | 0.02474 | 702 | 455 | 183 | 64 |
104 | Have you ever heard of a slide rule? Well, here's the rule. This is our slide! | 1.4424 | 0.02592 | 694 | 463 | 155 | 76 |
105 | Remember we said, 'Stop with the smart phone, go out and play!?' It began to make sense. | 1.4421 | 0.02440 | 699 | 449 | 191 | 59 |
106 | Stop helicoptering. You're embarrassing me. | 1.4417 | 0.02498 | 686 | 445 | 179 | 62 |
107 | Which part of "hostile takeover" did you not understand? | 1.4416 | 0.02945 | 514 | 338 | 125 | 51 |
108 | I'll let you drive home. | 1.4409 | 0.02551 | 685 | 451 | 166 | 68 |
109 | I love take your parent to school day. | 1.4397 | 0.02504 | 680 | 442 | 177 | 61 |
110 | We're swingers, but one thing led to another | 1.4393 | 0.02558 | 676 | 445 | 165 | 66 |
111 | Because I'm the Principal, that's why! | 1.4390 | 0.02586 | 672 | 445 | 159 | 68 |
112 | You’re upset? We were promised golden parachutes. | 1.4378 | 0.02538 | 667 | 436 | 170 | 61 |
113 | I didn't go into teaching for the salary. | 1.4376 | 0.02406 | 665 | 420 | 199 | 46 |
114 | Excuse us. We are filming an ad for a new rheumatoid arthritis drug. | 1.4374 | 0.02628 | 663 | 443 | 150 | 70 |
115 | Our Team Building budget was drastically reduced this year. | 1.4374 | 0.02558 | 663 | 435 | 166 | 62 |
116 | Did your taxes pay for this playground? | 1.4368 | 0.02602 | 641 | 421 | 160 | 60 |
117 | Well your mother and I tried swinging first... | 1.4364 | 0.02566 | 637 | 414 | 168 | 55 |
118 | Can I stay 10 more minutes? All my work friends are here. | 1.4352 | 0.02487 | 648 | 416 | 182 | 50 |
119 | Aren't you supposed to be playing on your phone? | 1.4348 | 0.02574 | 644 | 422 | 164 | 58 |
120 | Because I was here first, that's why! | 1.4346 | 0.02503 | 642 | 413 | 179 | 50 |
121 | We're free range adults | 1.4338 | 0.02583 | 634 | 415 | 163 | 56 |
122 | You might as well know the truth. Being eight years old is as good as it gets. | 1.4333 | 0.02633 | 630 | 417 | 153 | 60 |
123 | The slide is a lot like life: high expectations at the top and sand in your pants when you get to the bottom. | 1.4310 | 0.02829 | 536 | 354 | 133 | 49 |
124 | Stop acting like a child and just go talk to her. | 1.4296 | 0.03334 | 419 | 285 | 88 | 46 |
125 | Be glad we didn't take your candy too. | 1.4288 | 0.02692 | 604 | 403 | 143 | 58 |
126 | Unfortunately, our company outings get cheaper every year. | 1.4281 | 0.02680 | 598 | 397 | 146 | 55 |
127 | All we need to know we learned in kindergarten | 1.4269 | 0.02772 | 527 | 344 | 141 | 42 |
128 | I was told 50 is the new five. | 1.4266 | 0.02751 | 586 | 394 | 134 | 58 |
129 | I’ve been delaying gratification for a lot longer than you. | 1.4256 | 0.02711 | 585 | 390 | 141 | 54 |
130 | Grow up. We were here first." | 1.4256 | 0.02721 | 585 | 391 | 139 | 55 |
131 | Come on son, all the OTHER parents are doing it! | 1.4254 | 0.02651 | 583 | 383 | 152 | 48 |
132 | We're making kindergarten great again! | 1.4243 | 0.02831 | 575 | 393 | 120 | 62 |
133 | She's from OSHA, he's from Consumer Reports and I'm just big for my age. | 1.4240 | 0.02857 | 559 | 381 | 119 | 59 |
134 | The slide's over there, kid. This is a slippery slope. | 1.4230 | 0.02709 | 565 | 374 | 143 | 48 |
135 | Sorry. This one's the corporate ladder. | 1.4230 | 0.02823 | 565 | 384 | 123 | 58 |
136 | “Five more minutes, Timmy, we promise!” | 1.4227 | 0.02548 | 563 | 359 | 170 | 34 |
137 | Tell Mom to pick me up at Six. | 1.4225 | 0.02757 | 561 | 375 | 135 | 51 |
138 | In forty years you will understand. | 1.4225 | 0.02640 | 561 | 365 | 155 | 41 |
139 | Not everyone can afford a sports car level mid-life crisis, kid. | 1.4223 | 0.02694 | 573 | 380 | 144 | 49 |
140 | Sorry, son. This one's reserved for hip and knee replacements | 1.4211 | 0.02836 | 558 | 380 | 121 | 57 |
141 | Just remember Billy.....what happens on the playground stays on the playground! | 1.4209 | 0.02679 | 556 | 365 | 148 | 43 |
142 | The President will be arriving shortly. We are the advance team. | 1.4209 | 0.02844 | 556 | 379 | 120 | 57 |
143 | Yes, son, this is as good as it gets." | 1.4207 | 0.02774 | 511 | 334 | 139 | 38 |
144 | We didn’t get a pay raise, but we got recess. | 1.4206 | 0.02686 | 554 | 364 | 147 | 43 |
145 | Sorry kid. 45 is the new five. | 1.4203 | 0.02631 | 552 | 358 | 156 | 38 |
146 | Sorry kid, I need this more than you do. | 1.4197 | 0.02767 | 548 | 366 | 134 | 48 |
147 | It's called the corporate ladder, and it's only for grown-ups. | 1.4191 | 0.02694 | 544 | 357 | 146 | 41 |
148 | You can have it after we've ruined it | 1.4186 | 0.02794 | 547 | 368 | 129 | 50 |
149 | Hostile takeover. It's a corporate park now. | 1.4185 | 0.02771 | 540 | 360 | 134 | 46 |
150 | Our slide presentation will be over shortly and then you can use it again.... | 1.4162 | 0.02790 | 531 | 355 | 131 | 45 |
151 | We'll be on our way soon - I'm just about to hit my activity goal. | 1.4152 | 0.02773 | 525 | 349 | 134 | 42 |
152 | Sorry. Hostile takeover. | 1.4152 | 0.02759 | 525 | 348 | 136 | 41 |
153 | Growing older is required, growing up is optional. | 1.4152 | 0.02863 | 525 | 356 | 120 | 49 |
154 | When we got elected to congress, the first thing we learned was to let everything slide. | 1.4149 | 0.02793 | 523 | 349 | 131 | 43 |
155 | The unintended consequences of legalizing marijuana. | 1.4143 | 0.02768 | 519 | 344 | 135 | 40 |
156 | Sorry, Congress is in recess. | 1.4136 | 0.02915 | 515 | 352 | 113 | 50 |
157 | We work hard, we play hard. | 1.4134 | 0.02667 | 508 | 328 | 150 | 30 |
158 | I'm sorry to tell you: Life doesn't get any better than this. | 1.4133 | 0.02910 | 513 | 350 | 114 | 49 |
159 | Well son, sometimes a slippery slope is not just metaphorical" | 1.4127 | 0.02705 | 521 | 342 | 143 | 36 |
160 | Sorry kid, the Judge called a ten minute recess. | 1.4105 | 0.02778 | 497 | 328 | 134 | 35 |
161 | Son, this is how you have a midlife crisis on a budget. | 1.4101 | 0.02872 | 495 | 333 | 121 | 41 |
162 | It’s been your turn for the last 8 years Timothy” | 1.4101 | 0.02872 | 495 | 333 | 121 | 41 |
163 | No Jimmy, I don’t know what a metaphor is. | 1.4085 | 0.02855 | 492 | 330 | 123 | 39 |
164 | The judge granted our request for a recess. | 1.4082 | 0.03019 | 490 | 340 | 100 | 50 |
165 | It's time you learned, kid. This is as good as it gets. | 1.4078 | 0.02871 | 488 | 328 | 121 | 39 |
166 | We’ve decided to do something about that whole “youth is wasted on the young “ thing. | 1.4078 | 0.02781 | 488 | 322 | 133 | 33 |
167 | Apparently they’ve revised the presidential fitness test. | 1.4055 | 0.02980 | 476 | 326 | 107 | 43 |
168 | What happens at Georgetown Playground stays at Georgetown Playground. | 1.4051 | 0.03048 | 474 | 329 | 98 | 47 |
169 | Company cutbacks limited our choices for this year's all-employee outing. | 1.4051 | 0.02867 | 474 | 317 | 122 | 35 |
170 | Yes. This IS as good as it gets. | 1.4047 | 0.02843 | 472 | 314 | 125 | 33 |
171 | I've decided your way of life is much better. | 1.4043 | 0.02930 | 470 | 318 | 114 | 38 |
172 | Trust me, I need this more than you. | 1.4043 | 0.02867 | 470 | 314 | 122 | 34 |
173 | We're making playgrounds great again. | 1.4038 | 0.03090 | 468 | 327 | 93 | 48 |
174 | No, you act YOUR age! | 1.4030 | 0.02908 | 464 | 312 | 117 | 35 |
175 | Sorry, the workshop is about connecting with our inner child, not just any child. | 1.4026 | 0.02932 | 462 | 312 | 114 | 36 |
176 | Tell your mother I’ll be home in time for dinner. | 1.4022 | 0.02892 | 460 | 308 | 119 | 33 |
177 | The internet is down. | 1.4017 | 0.03014 | 458 | 314 | 104 | 40 |
178 | Did you help close the Fischer deal? Then no you can't. | 1.4009 | 0.03157 | 454 | 320 | 86 | 48 |
179 | Yeah, it's kind of like recess, only we call it a corporate retreat. | 1.4004 | 0.03041 | 452 | 311 | 101 | 40 |
180 | New this year. Teachers get recess too! | 1.3986 | 0.02856 | 444 | 294 | 123 | 27 |
181 | Be careful what you wish for, kid. It's a long hard struggle to get to the top, and a short grueling slide into the abyss. Also, I was here first. | 1.3982 | 0.03055 | 442 | 304 | 100 | 38 |
182 | The bar was closed. | 1.3982 | 0.02970 | 442 | 299 | 110 | 33 |
183 | Sorry, shirt and tie only! | 1.3973 | 0.02935 | 438 | 294 | 114 | 30 |
184 | If your mom asks, I was at a meeting | 1.3973 | 0.02789 | 438 | 286 | 130 | 22 |
185 | Sorry kid, didn't you hear? The Senate is in recess. | 1.3963 | 0.03059 | 434 | 298 | 100 | 36 |
186 | This is remedial training for those of us who didn't learn everything we needed to know when we were in kindergarten. | 1.3962 | 0.03074 | 424 | 290 | 100 | 34 |
187 | Freddie, the teachers were given this new slide ... instead of a raise. | 1.3958 | 0.03033 | 432 | 295 | 103 | 34 |
188 | The big slide is for closers, Timmy | 1.3953 | 0.03165 | 430 | 301 | 88 | 41 |
189 | Daddy isn’t playing, he’s team building. | 1.3949 | 0.03088 | 428 | 295 | 97 | 36 |
190 | Sorry Billy, we stopped swinging in the seventies. | 1.3923 | 0.03026 | 418 | 284 | 104 | 30 |
191 | We’re taking a break from the news | 1.3918 | 0.03148 | 416 | 289 | 91 | 36 |
192 | Metaphysically speaking, this is the furthest we can get from the Senate hearings. | 1.3912 | 0.03148 | 409 | 283 | 92 | 34 |
193 | Sorry, this is the slide into middle age. | 1.3897 | 0.03114 | 408 | 281 | 95 | 32 |
194 | We’re making Adults Great Again! | 1.3897 | 0.03153 | 408 | 283 | 91 | 34 |
195 | If the president can be a child, then I can too. | 1.3897 | 0.03153 | 408 | 283 | 91 | 34 |
196 | Someday you will learn that adults climbing the corporate ladder can be ruthless...now beat it, I was here first." | 1.3886 | 0.03212 | 404 | 283 | 85 | 36 |
197 | Believe me, we need this more than you | 1.3875 | 0.03176 | 400 | 278 | 89 | 33 |
198 | The older you get, the bigger the slide. You’ll get the irony later. | 1.3875 | 0.03116 | 400 | 275 | 95 | 30 |
199 | Close your eyes. She's goin' head first! | 1.3873 | 0.03224 | 395 | 276 | 85 | 34 |
200 | My taxes. My slide. | 1.3869 | 0.03023 | 398 | 269 | 104 | 25 |
201 | Go play inside with the rest of the kids. | 1.3869 | 0.03002 | 398 | 268 | 106 | 24 |
202 | IN MY DAY WE HAD SLIDE RULES | 1.3869 | 0.03265 | 398 | 281 | 80 | 37 |
203 | It's over, Tommy. We just can't lie about adulthood anymore. | 1.3864 | 0.03116 | 396 | 272 | 95 | 29 |
204 | This is the slide for reliving childhood. The childhood slide is over there. | 1.3864 | 0.03217 | 396 | 277 | 85 | 34 |
205 | Pretend you don't know me. | 1.3864 | 0.03075 | 396 | 270 | 99 | 27 |
206 | Congress is in recess this week. | 1.3864 | 0.03177 | 396 | 275 | 89 | 32 |
207 | Slide’s over there, kid. The slippery slope is for adults. | 1.3858 | 0.03307 | 394 | 280 | 76 | 38 |
208 | Did you sign up on the app? | 1.3852 | 0.03219 | 392 | 274 | 85 | 33 |
209 | Okay, you stand watch and let us know when you see our boss | 1.3846 | 0.03127 | 390 | 268 | 94 | 28 |
210 | Why aren't you in school? | 1.3846 | 0.03169 | 390 | 270 | 90 | 30 |
211 | Your therapist recommend this place too? | 1.3840 | 0.03116 | 388 | 266 | 95 | 27 |
212 | I know the sign says ten and over.Well,I'm over. | 1.3834 | 0.03169 | 386 | 267 | 90 | 29 |
213 | Slide inspectors. Beat it, kid. | 1.3834 | 0.03061 | 386 | 262 | 100 | 24 |
214 | Team building. How about you? | 1.3834 | 0.03039 | 386 | 261 | 102 | 23 |
215 | Don’t do drugs. | 1.3828 | 0.03326 | 384 | 273 | 75 | 36 |
216 | No son, I think you will find that we were here first. | 1.3828 | 0.03387 | 384 | 276 | 69 | 39 |
217 | My inner child is bigger than your outer child! | 1.3828 | 0.03244 | 384 | 269 | 83 | 32 |
218 | Scram, kid! This is the corporate ladder. | 1.3822 | 0.03169 | 382 | 264 | 90 | 28 |
219 | If I don’t make it down, tell Mom I loved her. | 1.3822 | 0.03191 | 382 | 265 | 88 | 29 |
220 | Well, you shouldn’t have put Crazy Glue on her pants. Beat it. This is the big kids’ slide. | 1.3810 | 0.03278 | 378 | 266 | 80 | 32 |
221 | The court is in recess. | 1.3810 | 0.03257 | 378 | 265 | 82 | 31 |
222 | We're with "Consumer Reports." We're testing batteries for pace-makers. | 1.3810 | 0.03384 | 378 | 271 | 70 | 37 |
223 | Corporate can't afford gym memberships anymore so they gave us recess instead. | 1.3803 | 0.03090 | 376 | 256 | 97 | 23 |
224 | Got a problem? Take it to my dad, he's at the monkey bars. | 1.3803 | 0.03203 | 376 | 261 | 87 | 28 |
225 | Yea? Well, we were here first. | 1.3803 | 0.03225 | 376 | 262 | 85 | 29 |
226 | Grow up | 1.3797 | 0.03323 | 374 | 265 | 76 | 33 |
227 | 'Screwed' is a harsh word, Billy. Save it till after recess when we study Social Security. | 1.3777 | 0.03469 | 368 | 267 | 63 | 38 |
228 | Your mom says this as far as I can go with my mid life crisis. | 1.3777 | 0.03225 | 368 | 256 | 85 | 27 |
229 | I see one tweet out of you and you're #grounded4ever. | 1.3770 | 0.03283 | 366 | 257 | 80 | 29 |
230 | Sorry- this is the after-40 downhill slide. | 1.3757 | 0.03189 | 362 | 250 | 88 | 24 |
231 | You're right, kid. These slides would work a lot better if the bottoms were elevated several inches off the ground. It's an easy fix but you will have to talk to the cartoonist about that. | 1.3757 | 0.03487 | 362 | 263 | 62 | 37 |
232 | Be careful, kid. I got hooked on this when I was your age, and now I can't stop. | 1.3757 | 0.03213 | 362 | 251 | 86 | 25 |
233 | Because I'm the daddy, that's why. | 1.3754 | 0.03268 | 357 | 249 | 82 | 26 |
234 | It's a hostile takeover of the playground. Buy us out and it's yours again. | 1.3754 | 0.03315 | 357 | 251 | 78 | 28 |
235 | Slide rule? Never heard of it... | 1.3754 | 0.03292 | 357 | 250 | 80 | 27 |
236 | His polyester slacks can reach up to 45 mph. | 1.3754 | 0.03315 | 357 | 251 | 78 | 28 |
237 | The judge called a recess. | 1.3750 | 0.03102 | 360 | 245 | 95 | 20 |
238 | And then it dawned on us: why do we pay all the taxes and you have all the fun? | 1.3743 | 0.03163 | 358 | 246 | 90 | 22 |
239 | You millennials get a turn once we're dead. | 1.3743 | 0.03308 | 358 | 252 | 78 | 28 |
240 | Oh; and you’re not getting Social Security either. | 1.3743 | 0.03385 | 350 | 248 | 73 | 29 |
241 | Tell your mother that the meeting is running a little late | 1.3740 | 0.03045 | 361 | 244 | 99 | 18 |
242 | Discovering my inner child, what's it to you? | 1.3736 | 0.03149 | 356 | 244 | 91 | 21 |
243 | The portability for your portfolio amortized against your future education debts puts you at the back of the line ... plus I called it. | 1.3729 | 0.03284 | 354 | 248 | 80 | 26 |
244 | Don't worry, our enjoyment will trickle down to you. | 1.3722 | 0.03146 | 352 | 241 | 91 | 20 |
245 | What can I say? This is as close as we’ll ever get to working at Google. | 1.3722 | 0.03272 | 352 | 246 | 81 | 25 |
246 | Just use the sandbox like the cats do. | 1.3714 | 0.03477 | 350 | 253 | 64 | 33 |
247 | C’mon now son, you didn’t hear me complain when it was ‘Take Your Child to Work Day’. | 1.3714 | 0.03309 | 350 | 246 | 78 | 26 |
248 | Faculty only, Paulie. | 1.3714 | 0.03358 | 350 | 248 | 74 | 28 |
249 | It's called the Slide Rule - you have to wait until we're done. | 1.3714 | 0.03406 | 350 | 250 | 70 | 30 |
250 | Unless you're my inner child, you'll need to wait your turn. | 1.3714 | 0.03234 | 350 | 243 | 84 | 23 |
251 | You work your way up the ladder, then slide to the bottom like everyone else... | 1.3710 | 0.03106 | 345 | 234 | 94 | 17 |
252 | Sure, Brett, look up her skirt all you want. No one's ever gonna care. | 1.3707 | 0.03538 | 348 | 254 | 59 | 35 |
253 | I was next tommy, don’t make me call H.R. | 1.3707 | 0.03194 | 348 | 240 | 87 | 21 |
254 | And, as a bonus, I get to look up Brenda's skirt | 1.3707 | 0.03515 | 348 | 253 | 61 | 34 |
255 | Taxpayers first. | 1.3703 | 0.03329 | 343 | 241 | 77 | 25 |
256 | What happens at the playground stays at the playground. | 1.3699 | 0.03505 | 346 | 251 | 62 | 33 |
257 | Yeah we DO have lives outside of the classroom, BILLY | 1.3699 | 0.03153 | 346 | 237 | 90 | 19 |
258 | Why? Big people don't share. Any other questions? | 1.3699 | 0.03383 | 346 | 246 | 72 | 28 |
259 | I see Paris, I see France, I see Ms. Bosman’s underpants. | 1.3695 | 0.03443 | 341 | 244 | 68 | 29 |
260 | If Trump gets impeached, then we'll go to Disney World. | 1.3695 | 0.03418 | 341 | 243 | 70 | 28 |
261 | It was either this or buy the Corvette. | 1.3692 | 0.03446 | 344 | 247 | 67 | 30 |
262 | For you it's playing, for us it's team building. | 1.3692 | 0.03269 | 344 | 240 | 81 | 23 |
263 | When you start paying taxes, you can start using the infrastructure. | 1.3692 | 0.03321 | 344 | 242 | 77 | 25 |
264 | There's no height requirement, but you must have recently either had a mid-life crisis, gotten divorced or lost a job. | 1.3692 | 0.03346 | 344 | 243 | 75 | 26 |
265 | We just quit our jobs. | 1.3692 | 0.03470 | 344 | 248 | 65 | 31 |
266 | The downside of 'Bring Your Parents to School Day.' | 1.3692 | 0.03371 | 344 | 244 | 73 | 27 |
267 | So what's the whole point of "Bring Your Parents to a School Day" then? | 1.3684 | 0.03410 | 342 | 244 | 70 | 28 |
268 | We decided to make sliding great again. | 1.3680 | 0.03419 | 337 | 240 | 70 | 27 |
269 | Court or school, it's still recess. | 1.3680 | 0.03470 | 337 | 242 | 66 | 29 |
270 | It’s never too late to learn how to play well with others. | 1.3680 | 0.03419 | 337 | 240 | 70 | 27 |
271 | Grown-ups need bigger slides. We call them slippery slopes. | 1.3672 | 0.03535 | 335 | 243 | 61 | 31 |
272 | No suit? No slide. | 1.3672 | 0.03406 | 335 | 238 | 71 | 26 |
273 | Because I have a mustache and you don’t, that’s why | 1.3672 | 0.03300 | 335 | 234 | 79 | 22 |
274 | You see the Ted Talk too? | 1.3667 | 0.03333 | 330 | 231 | 77 | 22 |
275 | Sorry Timmy, but in lieu of a pay raise the teacher association voted we get to go on recess too | 1.3664 | 0.03340 | 333 | 234 | 76 | 23 |
276 | Nothing slides like gabardine. | 1.3656 | 0.03297 | 331 | 231 | 79 | 21 |
277 | We reserved it online. | 1.3656 | 0.03433 | 331 | 236 | 69 | 26 |
278 | It's our 30th Elementary School Playground reunion. | 1.3656 | 0.03380 | 331 | 234 | 73 | 24 |
279 | Sorry you have to wait, but our group therapist says we have to put our inner child first. | 1.3656 | 0.03325 | 331 | 232 | 77 | 22 |
280 | You're never too old to have a happy childhood. | 1.3656 | 0.03270 | 331 | 230 | 81 | 20 |
281 | We prefer this to swinging. | 1.3656 | 0.03297 | 331 | 231 | 79 | 21 |
282 | Well you tell granddad I will go down the big slide if I want to. | 1.3653 | 0.03249 | 334 | 232 | 82 | 20 |
283 | What, you expected the generation that elected Donald Trump President to behave differently? | 1.3647 | 0.03527 | 329 | 238 | 62 | 29 |
284 | It's part of our Anger Management course -- learning to let things slide. | 1.3647 | 0.03393 | 329 | 233 | 72 | 24 |
285 | The judge let us have a fifteen minute recess. | 1.3647 | 0.03310 | 329 | 230 | 78 | 21 |
286 | You're too young to remember—it's called the slide rule. | 1.3631 | 0.03529 | 325 | 235 | 62 | 28 |
287 | Just one more time down and then you can push me on the swing. | 1.3631 | 0.03556 | 325 | 236 | 60 | 29 |
288 | Wait here....I'll be down in a second. | 1.3622 | 0.03172 | 323 | 221 | 87 | 15 |
289 | You're too young to have an inner child. | 1.3614 | 0.03476 | 321 | 230 | 66 | 25 |
290 | Jeez Trevor, you’re a total helicopter kid! | 1.3614 | 0.03447 | 321 | 229 | 68 | 24 |
291 | When the teacher strike is settled, you can have it back.. | 1.3610 | 0.03450 | 313 | 222 | 69 | 22 |
292 | We supreme court candidates have a different definition of "playing around" these days" | 1.3605 | 0.03518 | 319 | 230 | 63 | 26 |
293 | If something bad happens let Grandma know. | 1.3605 | 0.03433 | 319 | 227 | 69 | 23 |
294 | This one is "baby boomers only." | 1.3605 | 0.03316 | 319 | 223 | 77 | 19 |
295 | It is too my turn! | 1.3605 | 0.03316 | 319 | 223 | 77 | 19 |
296 | We are middle-aged tax payers with student loans and mortgages ...this is all the fun we can afford | 1.3605 | 0.03404 | 319 | 226 | 71 | 22 |
297 | You just got baby-boomered. | 1.3605 | 0.03375 | 319 | 225 | 73 | 21 |
298 | I'm sorry -- this is the executive slide. | 1.3596 | 0.03329 | 317 | 222 | 76 | 19 |
299 | We're on Congressional recess. | 1.3596 | 0.03359 | 317 | 223 | 74 | 20 |
300 | Sorry kid, we're the White House press corps and need access to the President's mind-set. | 1.3596 | 0.03561 | 317 | 230 | 60 | 27 |
301 | It's called a hostile takeover. | 1.3596 | 0.03329 | 317 | 222 | 76 | 19 |
302 | Why aren't you inside playing video games like the other kids? | 1.3596 | 0.03299 | 317 | 221 | 78 | 18 |
303 | Just grow up and wait your turn. | 1.3590 | 0.03394 | 312 | 220 | 72 | 20 |
304 | We’re not playing, this is therapy. | 1.3587 | 0.03431 | 315 | 224 | 69 | 22 |
305 | This slide is for Amazon Prime, the other one is for no membership fee. | 1.3587 | 0.03372 | 315 | 222 | 73 | 20 |
306 | What else do you think it means for Senate to be in recess? | 1.3587 | 0.03311 | 315 | 220 | 77 | 18 |
307 | Sorry kid - you need a tie on this one..... | 1.3587 | 0.03490 | 315 | 226 | 65 | 24 |
308 | I see it more as a slow uptrend followed by a rapid decline. | 1.3571 | 0.03328 | 308 | 215 | 76 | 17 |
309 | The slide in the teacher’s lounge is broken. | 1.3571 | 0.03453 | 308 | 219 | 68 | 21 |
310 | You'll understand when you're in therapy some day. | 1.3571 | 0.03359 | 308 | 216 | 74 | 18 |
311 | Ohh no no no, it goes boy, girl, boy, girl... | 1.3571 | 0.03422 | 308 | 218 | 70 | 20 |
312 | It's the poignant symbolism that makes it so much fun. | 1.3571 | 0.03391 | 308 | 217 | 72 | 19 |
313 | I didn't realize how fun 'bring your parent to school' day would be! | 1.3571 | 0.03543 | 308 | 222 | 62 | 24 |
314 | Sorry, kid. This is the corporate ladder. | 1.3569 | 0.03519 | 311 | 224 | 63 | 24 |
315 | Haven't you heard? 40 is the new 10. | 1.3569 | 0.03548 | 311 | 225 | 61 | 25 |
316 | Go get me a juicebox. | 1.3567 | 0.03483 | 300 | 213 | 67 | 20 |
317 | Don't worry, our kids will probably come for us soon. | 1.3564 | 0.03396 | 303 | 213 | 72 | 18 |
318 | Hey kid, 45 is the new 5. | 1.3562 | 0.03467 | 306 | 218 | 67 | 21 |
319 | Your turn is never. | 1.3562 | 0.03706 | 306 | 226 | 51 | 29 |
320 | Peanut butter and jelly, again. How about you ? | 1.3562 | 0.03436 | 306 | 217 | 69 | 20 |
321 | To hell with computers and calculators. It's back to the old slide rule! | 1.3553 | 0.03450 | 304 | 216 | 68 | 20 |
322 | Was that a non age-neutral pronoun I just heard? | 1.3550 | 0.03427 | 307 | 218 | 69 | 20 |
323 | We were tired of being swing voters. | 1.3550 | 0.03519 | 307 | 221 | 63 | 23 |
324 | Sorry, but this is the inner child only slide. | 1.3550 | 0.03235 | 307 | 212 | 81 | 14 |
325 | "Who ever told you life is fair? | 1.3550 | 0.03268 | 307 | 213 | 79 | 15 |
326 | Tell your mother I'm getting a little action on the slide. | 1.3541 | 0.03653 | 305 | 224 | 54 | 27 |
327 | We're living longer, too. | 1.3541 | 0.03564 | 305 | 221 | 60 | 24 |
328 | Aw gee, do we have to go now??? | 1.3541 | 0.03377 | 305 | 215 | 72 | 18 |
329 | Look, Kid. You'll understand one day when a doctor cures YOUR hemmorrhoids. | 1.3535 | 0.03567 | 297 | 214 | 61 | 22 |
330 | You'll have an existential crisis too, one day | 1.3535 | 0.03535 | 297 | 213 | 63 | 21 |
331 | No! I don't wanna go home yet! | 1.3535 | 0.03567 | 297 | 214 | 61 | 22 |
332 | You have recess, we have employer-sponsored wellness plans and the thrill of slightly cheaper insurance." | 1.3533 | 0.03542 | 300 | 216 | 62 | 22 |
333 | Pathetic, isn't it? | 1.3531 | 0.03579 | 303 | 220 | 59 | 24 |
334 | This is a different me too movement. | 1.3523 | 0.03589 | 298 | 216 | 59 | 23 |
335 | Not now Jimmy, your father is presenting his slideshow! | 1.3523 | 0.03682 | 298 | 219 | 53 | 26 |
336 | We let you drive here. It's only fair. | 1.3523 | 0.03589 | 298 | 216 | 59 | 23 |
337 | Take Your Parent to School Day should happen every year. | 1.3523 | 0.03651 | 298 | 218 | 55 | 25 |
338 | Well, son, it beats $1,000 a week to pay for the psychiatrist. | 1.3523 | 0.03461 | 298 | 212 | 67 | 19 |
339 | How long have you worked here at Google, kid? | 1.3517 | 0.03456 | 290 | 205 | 68 | 17 |
340 | We took it because we’re bigger. It’s called the Law of the Jungle Gym. | 1.3517 | 0.03558 | 290 | 208 | 62 | 20 |
341 | You can't tell on me, my mom is dead. | 1.3517 | 0.03817 | 290 | 216 | 46 | 28 |
342 | Remember when your teachers went on strike? Well, this is what we got. | 1.3517 | 0.03525 | 290 | 207 | 64 | 19 |
343 | Because I’m your father, that’s why! | 1.3507 | 0.03540 | 288 | 206 | 63 | 19 |
344 | For five seconds, Timmy, my mind is free of immigration issues, fake news, trade deals, border wars,Supreme Court nominations.... | 1.3503 | 0.03423 | 294 | 208 | 69 | 17 |
345 | Because | 1.3503 | 0.03652 | 294 | 215 | 55 | 24 |
346 | Shouldn't kids your age be in playing video games? | 1.3503 | 0.03523 | 294 | 211 | 63 | 20 |
347 | We belong to the Adults Too movement. | 1.3503 | 0.03588 | 294 | 213 | 59 | 22 |
348 | Son, you’re much to young to be on the downhill slide. | 1.3503 | 0.03684 | 294 | 216 | 53 | 25 |
349 | Isn’t this new, “Bring your parent to school day” great? | 1.3503 | 0.03490 | 294 | 210 | 65 | 19 |
350 | Oh , grow up -You lost your place in line when you retied your shoes. | 1.3493 | 0.03669 | 292 | 214 | 54 | 24 |
351 | Yes. This is the actual corporate ladder. | 1.3493 | 0.03795 | 292 | 218 | 46 | 28 |
352 | This may be mommy and daddy's last chance for fun before our country sinks into total stupidity and civil war. | 1.3493 | 0.03669 | 292 | 214 | 54 | 24 |
353 | The wifi should be back up soon, son. | 1.3493 | 0.03437 | 292 | 207 | 68 | 17 |
354 | Relax kid. What do you think grown ups do all day while you're at school. | 1.3493 | 0.03437 | 292 | 207 | 68 | 17 |
355 | Get used to it, kid. You'll also be paying our social security soon. | 1.3493 | 0.03437 | 292 | 207 | 68 | 17 |
356 | We're from the White House. You'll just have to wait. | 1.3493 | 0.03637 | 292 | 213 | 56 | 23 |
357 | We 're trying out for Trump's next admin staff | 1.3486 | 0.03807 | 284 | 211 | 47 | 26 |
358 | They kicked us out of the sandbox" | 1.3474 | 0.03763 | 285 | 211 | 49 | 25 |
359 | We're the safety inspectors. | 1.3472 | 0.03535 | 288 | 207 | 62 | 19 |
360 | Yeah, well your dad cut in front of me when we were kids, so it's only fair. | 1.3472 | 0.03535 | 288 | 207 | 62 | 19 |
361 | I'm the adult in the room, not on the playground. | 1.3472 | 0.03359 | 288 | 202 | 72 | 14 |
362 | Believe me, we need this a lot more than you do, kid. | 1.3472 | 0.03535 | 288 | 207 | 62 | 19 |
363 | It’s our responsibility as adults to go and ruin everything. | 1.3463 | 0.03646 | 283 | 206 | 56 | 21 |
364 | This slide is for second childhood only. | 1.3463 | 0.03714 | 283 | 208 | 52 | 23 |
365 | We don't want you to grow up feeling entitled. | 1.3463 | 0.03646 | 283 | 206 | 56 | 21 |
366 | Remember when Daddy told you that life isn't always fair? | 1.3463 | 0.03611 | 283 | 205 | 58 | 20 |
367 | Maybe next time kid, Judge said we get a 15-minute recess. | 1.3463 | 0.03541 | 283 | 203 | 62 | 18 |
368 | It's cheaper than pills, kid. | 1.3463 | 0.03576 | 283 | 204 | 60 | 19 |
369 | Five more minutes, please? | 1.3463 | 0.03747 | 283 | 209 | 50 | 24 |
370 | Well Billy Boy, it’s called the law of unintended consequences. Maybe next time you will think twice before whining about going to the park. | 1.3451 | 0.03703 | 284 | 209 | 52 | 23 |
371 | You’ve heard of adult coloring books? This is kind of like that. | 1.3443 | 0.03513 | 273 | 194 | 64 | 15 |
372 | Yeah? Well if that’s the rule, where’s your kid? | 1.3441 | 0.03608 | 279 | 202 | 58 | 19 |
373 | The judge told us to take a 30 minute recess. | 1.3441 | 0.03536 | 279 | 200 | 62 | 17 |
374 | Bugger off, can't you see we're team building? | 1.3440 | 0.03616 | 282 | 205 | 57 | 20 |
375 | This is what "Take Your Parent to Work Day" looks like. | 1.3440 | 0.03720 | 282 | 208 | 51 | 23 |
376 | Shouldn't you be in school? | 1.3440 | 0.03546 | 282 | 203 | 61 | 18 |
377 | Sorry, it's a slide rule. | 1.3440 | 0.03363 | 282 | 198 | 71 | 13 |
378 | Don't worry, I'll be careful. | 1.3440 | 0.03510 | 282 | 202 | 63 | 17 |
379 | Go find your own metaphor. | 1.3440 | 0.03546 | 282 | 203 | 61 | 18 |
380 | Don't you have homework to do? | 1.3432 | 0.03410 | 271 | 190 | 69 | 12 |
381 | The judge announced the court is in recess. | 1.3430 | 0.03514 | 277 | 198 | 63 | 16 |
382 | Being Principal gets you more than your name on a door. | 1.3430 | 0.03477 | 277 | 197 | 65 | 15 |
383 | It's supposed to help old people enjoy going downhill/ | 1.3430 | 0.03588 | 277 | 200 | 59 | 18 |
384 | Well, I don't Snapchat, so we're even." | 1.3430 | 0.03514 | 277 | 198 | 63 | 16 |
385 | Fuck off. | 1.3430 | 0.03969 | 277 | 211 | 37 | 29 |
386 | Listen kid, 5 more minutes okay! | 1.3430 | 0.03401 | 277 | 195 | 69 | 13 |
387 | We heard that Google is looking for people with experience. | 1.3419 | 0.03479 | 272 | 193 | 65 | 14 |
388 | We’re done with the sandbox. | 1.3419 | 0.03517 | 272 | 194 | 63 | 15 |
389 | You can't use this right now. It's teacher training. | 1.3419 | 0.03849 | 272 | 203 | 45 | 24 |
390 | This slide got five stars on Yelp! | 1.3407 | 0.03610 | 270 | 195 | 58 | 17 |
391 | It was take your parents to school day | 1.3407 | 0.03533 | 270 | 193 | 62 | 15 |
392 | We've given up. Something you'll understand when your are older. | 1.3407 | 0.03494 | 270 | 192 | 64 | 14 |
393 | I am sorry, we booked it for our team building! | 1.3407 | 0.03610 | 270 | 195 | 58 | 17 |
394 | The Slow Slide into Irrelevance is reserved for grown-ups. | 1.3407 | 0.03796 | 270 | 200 | 48 | 22 |
395 | We actually pay taxes so technically this is our slide. | 1.3407 | 0.03533 | 270 | 193 | 62 | 15 |
396 | Dress code? Why yes, yes there is. | 1.3407 | 0.03610 | 270 | 195 | 58 | 17 |
397 | Get used to it kid, the higher you climb the faster you drop. | 1.3407 | 0.03759 | 270 | 199 | 50 | 21 |
398 | Don't tell your mother. | 1.3407 | 0.03648 | 270 | 196 | 56 | 18 |
399 | The budget for our team-building retreat was slashed. What's your excuse? | 1.3407 | 0.03572 | 270 | 194 | 60 | 16 |
400 | It's easy. You climb your way to the top. The country elects a moron for President. You begin your slide down. | 1.3407 | 0.03610 | 270 | 195 | 58 | 17 |
401 | The judge called for a recess. | 1.3407 | 0.03572 | 270 | 194 | 60 | 16 |
402 | Just a few more safety checks, I promise. | 1.3407 | 0.03685 | 270 | 197 | 54 | 19 |
403 | It's part of our 'Work-a-holics Anonymous program." | 1.3407 | 0.03572 | 270 | 194 | 60 | 16 |
404 | Because, Son, you get to go downhill faster the older you get. | 1.3407 | 0.03373 | 270 | 189 | 70 | 11 |
405 | Fifty is the new 8. | 1.3407 | 0.03730 | 273 | 201 | 51 | 21 |
406 | The Judge said we have a 15 minute recess. How much time do we have left, Billy? | 1.3396 | 0.03703 | 268 | 196 | 53 | 19 |
407 | Don’t be in a rush to grow up,kid. It’s just more climbing just to slide down. | 1.3396 | 0.03626 | 268 | 194 | 57 | 17 |
408 | I think we got our meds mixed up again. | 1.3396 | 0.03923 | 268 | 202 | 41 | 25 |
409 | A life lesson, kid - Baby Boomers rule. | 1.3396 | 0.03626 | 268 | 194 | 57 | 17 |
410 | What your mother doesn't know won't hurt your allowance. | 1.3396 | 0.03588 | 268 | 193 | 59 | 16 |
411 | Court took a recess. | 1.3371 | 0.03699 | 264 | 193 | 53 | 18 |
412 | What? Our generation has stolen everything else from yours, why not this, too? | 1.3371 | 0.03660 | 264 | 192 | 55 | 17 |
413 | You're not the boss of me. In fact, he's two ahead of us in line. | 1.3371 | 0.03499 | 264 | 188 | 63 | 13 |
414 | We are not drunk, and we don’t care if you tell your Mom. | 1.3359 | 0.03653 | 256 | 185 | 56 | 15 |
415 | It'll be your turn when YOU start paying taxes. | 1.3359 | 0.03794 | 262 | 194 | 48 | 20 |
416 | You think this is unfair? Wait until you are able to understand the Federal debt we're going to leave you. | 1.3359 | 0.03755 | 262 | 193 | 50 | 19 |
417 | I don't have to stand in line -- I paid for this. | 1.3359 | 0.03637 | 262 | 190 | 56 | 16 |
418 | I won’t tell your teacher if you don’t tell my boss. | 1.3359 | 0.03677 | 262 | 191 | 54 | 17 |
419 | Come back in twelve inches. | 1.3359 | 0.03716 | 262 | 192 | 52 | 18 |
420 | Promise me you'll look after your mother. | 1.3358 | 0.03802 | 265 | 197 | 47 | 21 |
421 | Son, we can't afford our gym membership anymore. | 1.3346 | 0.03734 | 260 | 191 | 51 | 18 |
422 | Sorry—this slide is for teachers only, kid. It’s one of the few things we still enjoy about our job. | 1.3346 | 0.03734 | 260 | 191 | 51 | 18 |
423 | My juice box has bourbon in it. | 1.3346 | 0.03813 | 260 | 193 | 47 | 20 |
424 | We're exercising our inner child. | 1.3346 | 0.03654 | 260 | 189 | 55 | 16 |
425 | Sorry son, daddy’s made new friends. | 1.3333 | 0.03573 | 255 | 183 | 59 | 13 |
426 | Remind me how to do this. | 1.3333 | 0.03587 | 258 | 186 | 58 | 14 |
427 | Inner child here, actual child there | 1.3333 | 0.03782 | 255 | 188 | 49 | 18 |
428 | For snack we get proscuitto wrapped pears with blue cheese and a chilled fume' blanc. | 1.3333 | 0.03629 | 258 | 187 | 56 | 15 |
429 | You try working in the White House for 14 hours a day, and then tell me you don't need this. | 1.3333 | 0.03752 | 258 | 190 | 50 | 18 |
430 | Face it kid, we’re older and we pay taxes. | 1.3333 | 0.03671 | 258 | 188 | 54 | 16 |
431 | We need this more than you. | 1.3333 | 0.03711 | 258 | 189 | 52 | 17 |
432 | What part of calling dibs don’t you understand? | 1.3333 | 0.03545 | 258 | 185 | 60 | 13 |
433 | You may use this slide once your hopes and dreams have been demolished. | 1.3320 | 0.03883 | 253 | 189 | 44 | 20 |
434 | Sorry kid, the judge only gave us a 15 minute recess. | 1.3320 | 0.03409 | 253 | 178 | 66 | 9 |
435 | Be patient. The senate recess is only for 15 minutes. | 1.3320 | 0.03759 | 253 | 186 | 50 | 17 |
436 | Stop complaining, it's all yours from nine to five. | 1.3320 | 0.03801 | 253 | 187 | 48 | 18 |
437 | Why don’t you play with your iPhone like any normal kid. | 1.3320 | 0.03963 | 253 | 191 | 40 | 22 |
438 | I don't know, Randall. CAN you use this slide? | 1.3320 | 0.03718 | 253 | 185 | 52 | 16 |
439 | Dad, mom wants you home at 5:30, so you can clean up your room before dinner. | 1.3320 | 0.03632 | 253 | 183 | 56 | 14 |
440 | Billy, run get Daddy a bottle of Dewar's. | 1.3320 | 0.03691 | 247 | 179 | 54 | 14 |
441 | The jury’s on recess. | 1.3307 | 0.03747 | 254 | 187 | 50 | 17 |
442 | I have permission from my therapist | 1.3307 | 0.03705 | 254 | 186 | 52 | 16 |
443 | We’re on recess, too. And you should see the confirmation hearing. It’s a real circus. | 1.3307 | 0.03788 | 254 | 188 | 48 | 18 |
444 | The tough climb up and then the ride is over in a second. It's a metaphor for life kid. | 1.3307 | 0.03663 | 254 | 185 | 54 | 15 |
445 | Sorry kid. It's another one of those Team Building exercises. | 1.3307 | 0.03561 | 251 | 180 | 59 | 12 |
446 | Your dad’s the one who laid us off. Blame him. | 1.3307 | 0.03735 | 251 | 184 | 51 | 16 |
447 | It was either this or another adult coloring book. | 1.3307 | 0.03649 | 251 | 182 | 55 | 14 |
448 | Have you self identified as a child? | 1.3307 | 0.03649 | 251 | 182 | 55 | 14 |
449 | It’s only fair after ‘Bring your child to work’ day. | 1.3307 | 0.03649 | 251 | 182 | 55 | 14 |
450 | Just one more, Son. It’s been a very stressful administration. | 1.3307 | 0.03692 | 251 | 183 | 53 | 15 |
451 | After my slide, I got dibs on the sandbox. | 1.3307 | 0.03692 | 251 | 183 | 53 | 15 |
452 | Your Mom & I are seeing a new therapist. | 1.3307 | 0.03735 | 251 | 184 | 51 | 16 |
453 | Just making sure it's safe. | 1.3307 | 0.03735 | 251 | 184 | 51 | 16 |
454 | No, we were here first. | 1.3307 | 0.03820 | 251 | 186 | 47 | 18 |
455 | You'll know it's your turn when you have an ulcer and a divorce lawyer. | 1.3292 | 0.03817 | 243 | 179 | 48 | 16 |
456 | When you get to be our age, you take irrational exuberance any way you can get it. | 1.3280 | 0.03741 | 250 | 184 | 50 | 16 |
457 | Your teachers need recess too. | 1.3280 | 0.03826 | 250 | 186 | 46 | 18 |
458 | It's for former White House employees. | 1.3280 | 0.03741 | 250 | 184 | 50 | 16 |
459 | ...Because you don't NEED to find your inner child, Billy. | 1.3280 | 0.03610 | 250 | 181 | 56 | 13 |
460 | So, you think you can play with the big boys? | 1.3280 | 0.03867 | 250 | 187 | 44 | 19 |
461 | Set high goals, work hard, and one day it’ll be your turn on the big slide. | 1.3280 | 0.03654 | 250 | 182 | 54 | 14 |
462 | Kid, my advice to you is to stay in this playground for the rest of your life. | 1.3280 | 0.03610 | 250 | 181 | 56 | 13 |
463 | Do me a favor son, just don't tell your mother. | 1.3280 | 0.03427 | 250 | 177 | 64 | 9 |
464 | It’s Opposite Day. You’re supposed to be at my office. | 1.3279 | 0.03772 | 247 | 182 | 49 | 16 |
465 | Can I just stay for another 15mins, pleaseeeee. | 1.3279 | 0.03942 | 247 | 186 | 41 | 20 |
466 | This is the senior slide. | 1.3279 | 0.04025 | 247 | 188 | 37 | 22 |
467 | Adult play doesn’t end for another 10 minutes. | 1.3279 | 0.03638 | 247 | 179 | 55 | 13 |
468 | Baby boomers are retiring. Deal with it. | 1.3265 | 0.03701 | 245 | 179 | 52 | 14 |
469 | No one will believe you. | 1.3264 | 0.03822 | 242 | 179 | 47 | 16 |
470 | Gravity is a reality. Everything else can be disputed in court. | 1.3264 | 0.03685 | 242 | 176 | 53 | 13 |
471 | We'll be gone soon; the judge only gave us a 15-minute recess. | 1.3264 | 0.03777 | 242 | 178 | 49 | 15 |
472 | Sorry, Jimmy, but the new union contract gives all teachers first dibs on the playground at recess. | 1.3264 | 0.03998 | 242 | 183 | 39 | 20 |
473 | That’s right kid. We’re deregulating playgrounds too. | 1.3264 | 0.03822 | 242 | 179 | 47 | 16 |
474 | What? I already finished my homework. | 1.3264 | 0.03732 | 242 | 177 | 51 | 14 |
475 | Take your Parents to Play Day" is way more fun than "Take your Kids to Work Day | 1.3251 | 0.03719 | 243 | 178 | 51 | 14 |
476 | Timmy, can you go around and catch me when I get to the bottom? | 1.3251 | 0.03809 | 243 | 180 | 47 | 16 |
477 | Sorry, kid, but we're late for our childhood. | 1.3250 | 0.03796 | 240 | 177 | 48 | 15 |
478 | Take note, my lad. A gentleman waits on the first rung." | 1.3237 | 0.03917 | 241 | 181 | 42 | 18 |
479 | Back off kid, it's Congressional recess | 1.3237 | 0.03828 | 241 | 179 | 46 | 16 |
480 | When you turn 18 kid, you can ride the big slide, vote, or go to war | 1.3237 | 0.03737 | 241 | 177 | 50 | 14 |
481 | Keep working that practice slide, kid, and someday you'll make it here to the big time. | 1.3237 | 0.03595 | 241 | 174 | 56 | 11 |
482 | This is your "special" meeting for work, Dad? | 1.3237 | 0.03643 | 241 | 175 | 54 | 12 |
483 | We only get half an hour for lunch, and the swings are full. | 1.3237 | 0.03595 | 241 | 174 | 56 | 11 |
484 | I'll be sure to remember the little guy when I make it to the top. | 1.3237 | 0.03643 | 241 | 175 | 54 | 12 |
485 | I thought the corporate ladder was a metaphor when I was your age, too | 1.3237 | 0.03783 | 241 | 178 | 48 | 15 |
486 | Sorry, you need a note from your therapist. | 1.3235 | 0.03907 | 238 | 178 | 43 | 17 |
487 | Someday, son, this will all be yours. | 1.3235 | 0.03673 | 238 | 173 | 53 | 12 |
488 | Taxpayers have priority. | 1.3235 | 0.03721 | 238 | 174 | 51 | 13 |
489 | No son, I said it’s my play day not my payday.” | 1.3235 | 0.03815 | 238 | 176 | 47 | 15 |
490 | Sorry son, we couldn't afford the fancy gym memberships anymore. | 1.3235 | 0.03721 | 238 | 174 | 51 | 13 |
491 | It's called a" Team Building Session" kid, and yah, we still haven't learned how to play together nicely. | 1.3235 | 0.03861 | 238 | 177 | 45 | 16 |
492 | Don't give me that look, Milton. We need this more than you do. | 1.3235 | 0.03673 | 238 | 173 | 53 | 12 |
493 | The geezers kicked me off the seesaw. | 1.3235 | 0.03815 | 238 | 176 | 47 | 15 |
494 | Stay in your lane, kid. This is the corporate ladder. | 1.3234 | 0.03941 | 235 | 176 | 42 | 17 |
495 | Sorry, kid, big boy pants and a tie are required for the corporate ladder. | 1.3234 | 0.03553 | 235 | 168 | 58 | 9 |
496 | Bad news kid. This is as good as it gets. | 1.3234 | 0.03752 | 235 | 172 | 50 | 13 |
497 | "Fifty is the new five." Jane Pinchin Hubbardsville, NY | 1.3234 | 0.03800 | 235 | 173 | 48 | 14 |
498 | You're too young to know the importance of a slide presentation. | 1.3234 | 0.03895 | 235 | 175 | 44 | 16 |
499 | We're education majors. This is an elective | 1.3234 | 0.03895 | 235 | 175 | 44 | 16 |
500 | Five more minutes, please, son. | 1.3234 | 0.03654 | 235 | 170 | 54 | 11 |
501 | The Senate Judiciary Committee is in recess. | 1.3234 | 0.03987 | 235 | 177 | 40 | 18 |
502 | We put the FUN in Fund Management. | 1.3234 | 0.03703 | 235 | 171 | 52 | 12 |
503 | You'll have to wait your turn, kid. In so many ways, we were here first. | 1.3234 | 0.03752 | 235 | 172 | 50 | 13 |
504 | The Judge gave us a five minute recess. | 1.3234 | 0.03800 | 235 | 173 | 48 | 14 |
505 | Government shutdown; what's your excuse? | 1.3234 | 0.03848 | 235 | 174 | 46 | 15 |
506 | Thanks for letting me cut the line. My mother is picking me up in five minutes" | 1.3234 | 0.03848 | 235 | 174 | 46 | 15 |
507 | It's a perk, kid. Not a right | 1.3234 | 0.03895 | 235 | 175 | 44 | 16 |
508 | Recess? No, recession. | 1.3234 | 0.03895 | 235 | 175 | 44 | 16 |
509 | What are you looking at? It was a long day at work. | 1.3234 | 0.03941 | 235 | 176 | 42 | 17 |
510 | You work you're way up and then it's downhill. | 1.3234 | 0.03752 | 235 | 172 | 50 | 13 |
511 | Well? What did you think the teachers' lounge looked like? | 1.3207 | 0.03867 | 237 | 177 | 44 | 16 |
512 | Son, never pass up a free ride. | 1.3207 | 0.03579 | 237 | 171 | 56 | 10 |
513 | Just one more time I promise and then mommy and I will take you home. | 1.3207 | 0.03677 | 237 | 173 | 52 | 12 |
514 | Don't you have a screen to go stare at? | 1.3207 | 0.03773 | 237 | 175 | 48 | 14 |
515 | You get better at dealing with life's ups and downs as you get older. | 1.3207 | 0.03725 | 237 | 174 | 50 | 13 |
516 | Burning Man is terrible this year. | 1.3205 | 0.03853 | 234 | 174 | 45 | 15 |
517 | Careful! She pees on the slide. | 1.3205 | 0.03853 | 234 | 174 | 45 | 15 |
518 | But if my dad was still alive, he could beat up your dad. | 1.3205 | 0.03806 | 234 | 173 | 47 | 14 |
519 | Listen kid, we’ve waited all our lives to play. | 1.3205 | 0.03757 | 234 | 172 | 49 | 13 |
520 | It's called "Pay to Play". We paid, you didn't. | 1.3205 | 0.03901 | 234 | 175 | 43 | 16 |
521 | No, we were never your age. | 1.3202 | 0.03615 | 228 | 164 | 55 | 9 |
522 | I'm afraid this slide's for closers, Jimmy. | 1.3202 | 0.03873 | 228 | 169 | 45 | 14 |
523 | Sorry kid, adult slides are the new coloring books. | 1.3190 | 0.03776 | 232 | 171 | 48 | 13 |
524 | Sorry kid, we work in government. We need this more than you do. | 1.3190 | 0.04015 | 232 | 176 | 38 | 18 |
525 | Okay now it's your turn to watch me for 30 minutes. | 1.3190 | 0.03776 | 232 | 171 | 48 | 13 |
526 | Big boy pants. | 1.3188 | 0.04146 | 229 | 176 | 33 | 20 |
527 | It's all we've got left. | 1.3188 | 0.04052 | 229 | 174 | 37 | 18 |
528 | What did you think I meant when I told you court was in recess? | 1.3188 | 0.03706 | 229 | 167 | 51 | 11 |
529 | Well son, sometimes age has it’s privileges | 1.3188 | 0.03808 | 229 | 169 | 47 | 13 |
530 | This is the midlife crisis slide. | 1.3176 | 0.03859 | 233 | 174 | 44 | 15 |
531 | It's just a slide kid, not a metaphor. | 1.3172 | 0.04026 | 227 | 172 | 38 | 17 |
532 | Fair is fair, you went to bring your child to work day. | 1.3172 | 0.03724 | 227 | 166 | 50 | 11 |
533 | Adults are just like kids but with bigger and better toys. | 1.3172 | 0.03776 | 227 | 167 | 48 | 12 |
534 | You'll understand when you reach your second childhood. | 1.3172 | 0.03509 | 227 | 162 | 58 | 7 |
535 | It's complicated. | 1.3172 | 0.03878 | 227 | 169 | 44 | 14 |
536 | We were tired of the corporate park. | 1.3172 | 0.03878 | 227 | 169 | 44 | 14 |
537 | Shouldn’t you be sitting on a couch playing Fortnite? | 1.3172 | 0.03878 | 227 | 169 | 44 | 14 |
538 | Just another perk of owning a 'Playground Rewards' credit card. | 1.3156 | 0.03999 | 225 | 170 | 39 | 16 |
539 | Court's in recess. | 1.3156 | 0.03689 | 225 | 164 | 51 | 10 |
540 | When you grow up you'll be sad too. | 1.3139 | 0.03919 | 223 | 167 | 42 | 14 |
541 | Our kids are home. We're free range parents. | 1.3139 | 0.03596 | 223 | 161 | 54 | 8 |
542 | Yes, Edward. I did finish my estate plan. | 1.3139 | 0.03919 | 223 | 167 | 42 | 14 |
543 | What you need to realize is that we're quite drunk. | 1.3139 | 0.04021 | 223 | 169 | 38 | 16 |
544 | When they took away smoke breaks, they had to replace it with something | 1.3139 | 0.03761 | 223 | 164 | 48 | 11 |
545 | Maybe some day when you've done ALL your homework. | 1.3125 | 0.03693 | 224 | 164 | 50 | 10 |
546 | I thought you said they were swingers | 1.3125 | 0.04104 | 224 | 172 | 34 | 18 |
547 | Sorry, executive privilege | 1.3125 | 0.03955 | 224 | 169 | 40 | 15 |
548 | When you get to the top, you have to pretend it's fun going down! | 1.3125 | 0.03800 | 224 | 166 | 46 | 12 |
549 | Adulthood is a myth, kiddo. | 1.3122 | 0.03940 | 221 | 166 | 41 | 14 |
550 | It's no golden parachute, but the climb is easier. | 1.3122 | 0.03669 | 221 | 161 | 51 | 9 |
551 | It's like when you shadowed me at work--why do you ask? | 1.3122 | 0.03613 | 221 | 160 | 53 | 8 |
552 | Take your kid to work day is so overrated. | 1.3122 | 0.03834 | 221 | 164 | 45 | 12 |
553 | Sorry, this slide is only for inner children. | 1.3122 | 0.03834 | 221 | 164 | 45 | 12 |
554 | Don't worry Brett, in America men always get to go first. | 1.3122 | 0.04043 | 221 | 168 | 37 | 16 |
555 | You call it a slide, we call it a market adjustment. | 1.3122 | 0.04093 | 221 | 169 | 35 | 17 |
556 | Our lunch break is almost over, relax. | 1.3122 | 0.03887 | 221 | 165 | 43 | 13 |
557 | Put a tie on and get in line, | 1.3122 | 0.03887 | 221 | 165 | 43 | 13 |
558 | Outer-child slide's over there. | 1.3122 | 0.03991 | 221 | 167 | 39 | 15 |
559 | Shouldn't you be playing with your cell phone? | 1.3122 | 0.03780 | 221 | 163 | 47 | 11 |
560 | It was either this or an affair. | 1.3122 | 0.03725 | 221 | 162 | 49 | 10 |
561 | Wrong line, kid....but I'll let it slide this time." | 1.3122 | 0.03725 | 221 | 162 | 49 | 10 |
562 | Bring your Parent to the Park" day is much more fun than "Bring your Kid to Work" day | 1.3122 | 0.03669 | 221 | 161 | 51 | 9 |
563 | Do you really think you can handle the adult slide? | 1.3119 | 0.03976 | 218 | 164 | 40 | 14 |
564 | Sorry, but we need this more than you. | 1.3119 | 0.04029 | 218 | 165 | 38 | 15 |
565 | Adulthood does some crazy stuff to you. | 1.3119 | 0.03757 | 218 | 160 | 48 | 10 |
566 | After you grow up you’ll wish you hadn’t, too. | 1.3119 | 0.03757 | 218 | 160 | 48 | 10 |
567 | You've got YouTube now. Let us have this. | 1.3119 | 0.03868 | 218 | 162 | 44 | 12 |
568 | Not now, Honey. The grown-ups are playing. | 1.3119 | 0.03813 | 218 | 161 | 46 | 11 |
569 | We're auditioning for the White House. | 1.3119 | 0.04081 | 218 | 166 | 36 | 16 |
570 | Our tax dollars pay for this park. | 1.3119 | 0.03923 | 218 | 163 | 42 | 13 |
571 | Sorry kid, therapist's orders. | 1.3119 | 0.03701 | 218 | 159 | 50 | 9 |
572 | It's daddy's turn to dissociate now. | 1.3119 | 0.03585 | 218 | 157 | 54 | 7 |
573 | This slide is for the big kids. | 1.3119 | 0.03701 | 218 | 159 | 50 | 9 |
574 | Sometimes daddy needs a little whee time. | 1.3119 | 0.04029 | 218 | 165 | 38 | 15 |
575 | The ladder of success was too hard to climb | 1.3119 | 0.03868 | 218 | 162 | 44 | 12 |
576 | I don't care what you call it, WE call it team building. | 1.3119 | 0.03813 | 218 | 161 | 46 | 11 |
577 | Tell mommy that daddy is busy with his friends. | 1.3105 | 0.03907 | 219 | 164 | 42 | 13 |
578 | We still have fifteen minutes to play before we have to go back to the courthouse. | 1.3102 | 0.04051 | 216 | 164 | 37 | 15 |
579 | The adult thing is not what it's all cracked up to be. | 1.3102 | 0.03888 | 216 | 161 | 43 | 12 |
580 | And our job is to tell him he's the greatest slide champion in the universe, forever. | 1.3102 | 0.04156 | 216 | 166 | 33 | 17 |
581 | It's called happy hour kid. | 1.3102 | 0.03888 | 216 | 161 | 43 | 12 |
582 | You don't have the stomach for the 1929 slide. Go play with your sister on 2008. | 1.3102 | 0.04208 | 216 | 167 | 31 | 18 |
583 | It's called, a do over! | 1.3102 | 0.03833 | 216 | 160 | 45 | 11 |
584 | Just give us a dozen more turns. We need to make sure it's safe. | 1.3102 | 0.03943 | 216 | 162 | 41 | 13 |
585 | Listen, kid...we need this more than you do. | 1.3102 | 0.03833 | 216 | 160 | 45 | 11 |
586 | Like I said, kid, it's all downhill from here. | 1.3102 | 0.03943 | 216 | 162 | 41 | 13 |
587 | Yeah yeah...I know I'm not supposed to be on the ladder until the guy ahead of me is off | 1.3102 | 0.03833 | 216 | 160 | 45 | 11 |
588 | It sucks kid. You can fight for your country, but still can’t drink or use the adult slide. | 1.3094 | 0.03586 | 223 | 162 | 53 | 8 |
589 | I suppose you think you're entitled to this? | 1.3077 | 0.03804 | 208 | 153 | 46 | 9 |
590 | Slides teach us two important life lessons: take turns and go for the cheap thrills. | 1.3066 | 0.03986 | 212 | 160 | 39 | 13 |
591 | You didn't hear?" "It's take Mommy and Daddy to Play Day. | 1.3066 | 0.03695 | 212 | 155 | 49 | 8 |
592 | You were right, kid. This is way better than watching the news. | 1.3066 | 0.04204 | 212 | 164 | 31 | 17 |
593 | It's called regressing, son. | 1.3066 | 0.03872 | 212 | 158 | 43 | 11 |
594 | Sorry kid...the reality is that it just now got to be our turn because the baby boomers took so long to retire | 1.3066 | 0.04042 | 212 | 161 | 37 | 14 |
595 | So like, what’s your moms deal? Do you think she’s into me? | 1.3066 | 0.04097 | 212 | 162 | 35 | 15 |
596 | I like beer! | 1.3062 | 0.04406 | 209 | 165 | 24 | 20 |
597 | Watch and learn Kevin: today the slide, tomorrow the corporate ladder. | 1.3062 | 0.04081 | 209 | 159 | 36 | 14 |
598 | Two pages, doublespcaces is fine. Now if you’ll excuse me, it’s almost my turn. | 1.3062 | 0.03728 | 209 | 153 | 48 | 8 |
599 | You call it childish. I call nostalgia. | 1.3062 | 0.04024 | 209 | 158 | 38 | 13 |
600 | Sometimes, you just gotta let things slide. | 1.3062 | 0.04081 | 209 | 159 | 36 | 14 |
601 | It's a metaphor for adult life. We're going downhill fast. | 1.3062 | 0.04024 | 209 | 158 | 38 | 13 |
602 | Sometimes you've just gotta get off the merry-go-round | 1.3062 | 0.04024 | 209 | 158 | 38 | 13 |
603 | Not until you sign a Release, Hold-Harmless and an Indemnification. | 1.3062 | 0.04081 | 209 | 159 | 36 | 14 |
604 | No, I am not looking up Miss Orphan Annie's Skirt!” | 1.3062 | 0.03967 | 209 | 157 | 40 | 12 |
605 | I know you are, but what am I? | 1.3062 | 0.04192 | 209 | 161 | 32 | 16 |
606 | The more complex the mind, the greater the need for the simplicity of play- Captain J T Kirk- look it up. | 1.3062 | 0.04137 | 209 | 160 | 34 | 15 |
607 | We’re practicing for life after the midterms. | 1.3062 | 0.04137 | 209 | 160 | 34 | 15 |
608 | It's called a "staycation." | 1.3062 | 0.03967 | 209 | 157 | 40 | 12 |
609 | Sorry, but our judge gave us a 15 minute recess. | 1.3062 | 0.03908 | 209 | 156 | 42 | 11 |
610 | It's okay, son, we're from the Product Safety Commission | 1.3052 | 0.03799 | 213 | 158 | 45 | 10 |
611 | You ain’t seen nothin’ yet. Wait ‘till we get to the sandbox! | 1.3052 | 0.04025 | 213 | 162 | 37 | 14 |
612 | We took your Facebook, we took your Instagram, so get used to this. | 1.3052 | 0.03740 | 213 | 157 | 47 | 9 |
613 | You can use it as soon as Daddy is done with his team building exercise. | 1.3052 | 0.03620 | 213 | 155 | 51 | 7 |
614 | Can so! | 1.3052 | 0.03914 | 213 | 160 | 41 | 12 |
615 | We had to give up our dental plan, but it was totally worth it to get recess back! | 1.3052 | 0.03740 | 213 | 157 | 47 | 9 |
616 | You millennials always think the world is just for you. | 1.3052 | 0.03970 | 213 | 161 | 39 | 13 |
617 | Fuck you, kid. We're Baby Boomers! | 1.3043 | 0.04538 | 207 | 166 | 19 | 22 |
618 | No use sulking, kid. This is the Boomers slide. | 1.3043 | 0.03869 | 207 | 154 | 43 | 10 |
619 | Because our taxes paid for it. Get a job. | 1.3035 | 0.03749 | 201 | 147 | 47 | 7 |
620 | Not now. Can't you see I'm busy? | 1.3024 | 0.04242 | 205 | 159 | 30 | 16 |
621 | Wait your turn, Kid. We are doing some serious team building here. | 1.3024 | 0.04010 | 205 | 155 | 38 | 12 |
622 | There is always a line since they legalized pot. | 1.3024 | 0.03950 | 205 | 154 | 40 | 11 |
623 | I don't know why your mom left. I remember her saying something about me being childish. | 1.3024 | 0.03764 | 205 | 151 | 46 | 8 |
624 | Sorry, you can't play in the adult section, your dreams haven't been completely shattered yet. | 1.3024 | 0.03950 | 205 | 154 | 40 | 11 |
625 | Congress is in recess. | 1.3024 | 0.04010 | 205 | 155 | 38 | 12 |
626 | You ruined my life, and now you have to wait your turn. | 1.3024 | 0.04185 | 205 | 158 | 32 | 15 |
627 | I'd say 'you'll understand when you're older', but we don't. | 1.3005 | 0.03909 | 203 | 152 | 41 | 10 |
628 | Sharing? That sounds like communist propaganda. | 1.3005 | 0.04032 | 203 | 154 | 37 | 12 |
629 | Balloon mortgage, a dead-end job, aluminum hips? . . . Are you sure you want to trade places? | 1.3000 | 0.03817 | 200 | 148 | 44 | 8 |
630 | No, son, you can't ride this one. And that's called parental guidance, not age discrimination. | 1.3000 | 0.04072 | 200 | 152 | 36 | 12 |
631 | You ever heard of the "Me Generation," Billy? Doesn't mater, it's not about you. | 1.3000 | 0.03883 | 200 | 149 | 42 | 9 |
632 | you will get the slide all to your self once we retire | 1.3000 | 0.04133 | 200 | 153 | 34 | 13 |
633 | Talk to me when you start paying property taxes, kid. | 1.3000 | 0.03947 | 200 | 150 | 40 | 10 |
634 | Get used to the lines, kid. Due to budgets cuts this is now the FBI training facility. | 1.3000 | 0.04133 | 200 | 153 | 34 | 13 |
635 | Son, can I please stay 5 more minutes? | 1.3000 | 0.03817 | 200 | 148 | 44 | 8 |
636 | We were told there would be juice boxes... | 1.3000 | 0.03947 | 200 | 150 | 40 | 10 |
637 | Look, kid, you're starting out as a white male so when you grow up you can join the Republican Party and be entitled too. | 1.3000 | 0.04072 | 200 | 152 | 36 | 12 |
638 | The Court’s been called into recess. | 1.3000 | 0.04072 | 200 | 152 | 36 | 12 |
639 | This is the Middle-Aged Unemployed Financial Slide. Yours is the other one. | 1.3000 | 0.03947 | 200 | 150 | 40 | 10 |
640 | Our therapists told us to turn off the news and try regressive self care - it's all the rage since 2016. | 1.3000 | 0.04072 | 200 | 152 | 36 | 12 |
641 | You wouldn't believe how long the line was when we got here. | 1.3000 | 0.04010 | 200 | 151 | 38 | 11 |
642 | We’re from Risk Assessment. I have some bad news kid. | 1.3000 | 0.03947 | 200 | 150 | 40 | 10 |
643 | Don't judge me, it's been a tough week on Capitol Hill | 1.3000 | 0.03947 | 200 | 150 | 40 | 10 |
644 | No, it's my turn ... your turn will come when you hit middle age and your whole world comes crashing around you and you have just once last slide into oblivion. | 1.3000 | 0.04133 | 200 | 153 | 34 | 13 |
645 | Honey. Is this a great vacation or what!? | 1.3000 | 0.03883 | 200 | 149 | 42 | 9 |
646 | It's called climbing the corporate ladder | 1.3000 | 0.03883 | 200 | 149 | 42 | 9 |
647 | This one's for the mature, sane adults who just can't take it anymore. | 1.3000 | 0.04133 | 200 | 153 | 34 | 13 |
648 | A word to the wise, kid: You’re only small once, but you can be downsized whenever. | 1.3000 | 0.04010 | 200 | 151 | 38 | 11 |
649 | Trust us, kid, it’s all downhill from here. | 1.3000 | 0.04072 | 200 | 152 | 36 | 12 |
650 | we couldn't afford a retreat this year. | 1.3000 | 0.04072 | 200 | 152 | 36 | 12 |
651 | Sorry, son, but I’m afraid you’ll just have to learn to let some things slide. | 1.3000 | 0.04010 | 200 | 151 | 38 | 11 |
652 | Tell Mom to call that hypnotist she hired for your birthday right away! | 1.3000 | 0.04072 | 200 | 152 | 36 | 12 |
653 | It'll be your turn after you spend thirty years at a job that eats your soul. | 1.3000 | 0.03883 | 200 | 149 | 42 | 9 |
654 | When you’ve had a hell of a day like I did kid, you can use the big slide | 1.3000 | 0.04010 | 200 | 151 | 38 | 11 |
655 | 'I know it's not Disneyland, times are hard!' | 1.3000 | 0.04072 | 200 | 152 | 36 | 12 |
656 | This one's only for the inner child. | 1.3000 | 0.04133 | 200 | 153 | 34 | 13 |
657 | This slide has a height requirement. Sorry. | 1.3000 | 0.03883 | 200 | 149 | 42 | 9 |
658 | 40 is the new 10 | 1.3000 | 0.04194 | 200 | 154 | 32 | 14 |
659 | I've got to go over the slides from yesterday's presentation. | 1.3000 | 0.04010 | 200 | 151 | 38 | 11 |
660 | You will need to sign a waiver of liability first. | 1.3000 | 0.03947 | 200 | 150 | 40 | 10 |
661 | Rewarding my best employees of the month | 1.3000 | 0.04010 | 200 | 151 | 38 | 11 |
662 | We're making America great again! | 1.3000 | 0.03947 | 200 | 150 | 40 | 10 |
663 | Sorry- this playground is only for ex-whitehouse employees! | 1.3000 | 0.04253 | 200 | 155 | 30 | 15 |
664 | I'm not your daddy right now, I'm playing with my friends. | 1.3000 | 0.03947 | 200 | 150 | 40 | 10 |
665 | They may have replaced our teacher’s lounge with this slide but look who’s laughing now! | 1.3000 | 0.03947 | 200 | 150 | 40 | 10 |
666 | The first rule of Slide Club: Don't talk about Slide Club. | 1.3000 | 0.03817 | 200 | 148 | 44 | 8 |
667 | Childhood is like fine wine. It takes a certain maturity to appreciate. | 1.3000 | 0.04072 | 200 | 152 | 36 | 12 |
668 | Sorry. This is the big kids' slide. | 1.3000 | 0.04072 | 200 | 152 | 36 | 12 |
669 | Sorry, but this is the only reward we teachers get for buying you classroom supplies. | 1.3000 | 0.04072 | 200 | 152 | 36 | 12 |
670 | It's much more fun than the stock market slide! | 1.2995 | 0.03920 | 197 | 147 | 41 | 9 |
671 | Not now, Timmy. It's quality time for adults. | 1.2990 | 0.03954 | 204 | 154 | 39 | 11 |
672 | Stop moping. Grow up. | 1.2990 | 0.04134 | 204 | 157 | 33 | 14 |
673 | Sometimes at our age, you just need to feel SOMETHING. | 1.2986 | 0.04525 | 144 | 107 | 31 | 6 |
674 | Sober Happy Hour ends at 5:00 pm. | 1.2985 | 0.03930 | 201 | 151 | 40 | 10 |
675 | Just a minute, Johnny, wait until the OSHA inspectors are done! | 1.2980 | 0.03968 | 198 | 149 | 39 | 10 |
676 | “We have DCD, Delayed Childhood Disorder.” | 1.2980 | 0.03903 | 198 | 148 | 41 | 9 |
677 | Sorry kid, the jury gets recess, too. | 1.2980 | 0.04095 | 198 | 151 | 35 | 12 |
678 | Because it's the only ladder I can climb... | 1.2980 | 0.04219 | 198 | 153 | 31 | 14 |
679 | Scram! This slide's for kids with thirty or more years of soul-sucking corporate servitude! | 1.2980 | 0.04095 | 198 | 151 | 35 | 12 |
680 | If I was you, I'd skip growing up. | 1.2980 | 0.04157 | 198 | 152 | 33 | 13 |
681 | Because I pay more taxes than you. | 1.2969 | 0.04114 | 192 | 146 | 35 | 11 |
682 | Go build your own team | 1.2965 | 0.04260 | 199 | 155 | 29 | 15 |
683 | Sorry, kid, no lobbying during Congressional Recess. | 1.2959 | 0.04119 | 196 | 150 | 34 | 12 |
684 | That's right Billy. It's women and elitist preppies first. | 1.2959 | 0.03924 | 196 | 147 | 40 | 9 |
685 | This playground operates on the seniority system. | 1.2959 | 0.03924 | 196 | 147 | 40 | 9 |
686 | No, I don't have any homework today. | 1.2959 | 0.03990 | 196 | 148 | 38 | 10 |
687 | Whaddya mean you'll tell Mom? | 1.2959 | 0.04055 | 196 | 149 | 36 | 11 |
688 | Let me show you how to push women out of the way -- its called the Brett maneuver | 1.2959 | 0.04425 | 196 | 155 | 24 | 17 |
689 | You should’ve looked in the office calendar, we booked this two weeks ago. | 1.2959 | 0.03990 | 196 | 148 | 38 | 10 |
690 | It's recess for EVERYONE, Tommy. | 1.2959 | 0.03788 | 196 | 145 | 44 | 7 |
691 | Sorry kid, mid-life crises only. | 1.2959 | 0.03924 | 196 | 147 | 40 | 9 |
692 | You'll understand when you're older, cynical and jaded. | 1.2959 | 0.04119 | 196 | 150 | 34 | 12 |
693 | You have to understand, kid, it’s all downhill from here. | 1.2959 | 0.03924 | 196 | 147 | 40 | 9 |
694 | Corporate retreat budget was a little tight this year. | 1.2959 | 0.03924 | 196 | 147 | 40 | 9 |
695 | One day, you’ll want to feel like this again. | 1.2959 | 0.03924 | 196 | 147 | 40 | 9 |
696 | Read some Marx kid...to each according to his needs. | 1.2938 | 0.03944 | 194 | 146 | 39 | 9 |
697 | Life's a rollercoaster, but we prefer the slide. | 1.2938 | 0.04012 | 194 | 147 | 37 | 10 |
698 | What really happened at Georgetown Prep. That's our story and we are sticking to it. | 1.2938 | 0.04143 | 194 | 149 | 33 | 12 |
699 | Do as I say, not as I do. | 1.2938 | 0.03944 | 194 | 146 | 39 | 9 |
700 | Pleeease.... I just want to go one more time, then we can go home. | 1.2938 | 0.03876 | 194 | 145 | 41 | 8 |
701 | Sorry, kid. This is the corporate ladder. It's not as much fun as it looks. | 1.2938 | 0.04012 | 194 | 147 | 37 | 10 |
702 | No, we were here first -- in 1986; now, scram! | 1.2938 | 0.04078 | 194 | 148 | 35 | 11 |
703 | Pay attention, kid. I've been letting myself slide for 20 years. | 1.2938 | 0.04012 | 194 | 147 | 37 | 10 |
704 | My inner child's bigger than your inner child. That's why." | 1.2932 | 0.04052 | 191 | 145 | 36 | 10 |
705 | Sorry kid , this is what Accountants consider a thrill ride. | 1.2932 | 0.03842 | 191 | 142 | 42 | 7 |
706 | Sorry kid, we booked this conference slide weeks ago | 1.2932 | 0.04379 | 191 | 150 | 26 | 15 |
707 | Please don’t tell your mother... | 1.2932 | 0.04119 | 191 | 146 | 34 | 11 |
708 | Social Security is not all we are stealing from your generation | 1.2932 | 0.04186 | 191 | 147 | 32 | 12 |
709 | Just one more, please! | 1.2932 | 0.03983 | 191 | 144 | 38 | 9 |
710 | Sorry son, size DOES matter! | 1.2932 | 0.03696 | 191 | 140 | 46 | 5 |
711 | I was here first and no, I’m not too old for this. | 1.2932 | 0.03770 | 191 | 141 | 44 | 6 |
712 | Young man, my tax dollars paid for this slide. | 1.2932 | 0.04052 | 191 | 145 | 36 | 10 |
713 | Sure kid; you could consider this a hostile take over! | 1.2932 | 0.03983 | 191 | 144 | 38 | 9 |
714 | Sorry, kid. The judge said we were on recess | 1.2932 | 0.04251 | 191 | 148 | 30 | 13 |
715 | Santa isn't real. | 1.2932 | 0.04251 | 191 | 148 | 30 | 13 |
716 | A famous man named Shakespeare was right - play's the thing. | 1.2932 | 0.04186 | 191 | 147 | 32 | 12 |
717 | When you've groan up, completed your education and go to work every day, you get to ride the big slide. | 1.2932 | 0.04052 | 191 | 145 | 36 | 10 |
718 | Please don’t put this in your calendar. | 1.2932 | 0.04186 | 191 | 147 | 32 | 12 |
719 | Leave it to the professionals, kid. | 1.2932 | 0.03983 | 191 | 144 | 38 | 9 |
720 | Sorry. Baby boomers only. | 1.2932 | 0.04119 | 191 | 146 | 34 | 11 |
721 | Freaky Friday is next week? | 1.2932 | 0.04251 | 191 | 148 | 30 | 13 |
722 | This is business class. | 1.2932 | 0.04052 | 191 | 145 | 36 | 10 |
723 | Where does it say kids only? | 1.2932 | 0.03914 | 191 | 143 | 40 | 8 |
724 | Son, just remember, he's your mom's brother, not mine. | 1.2932 | 0.04052 | 191 | 145 | 36 | 10 |
725 | You got to go first last time. | 1.2932 | 0.03914 | 191 | 143 | 40 | 8 |
726 | Have you seen the news? We need this. | 1.2932 | 0.04251 | 191 | 148 | 30 | 13 |
727 | I'm sure looking forward to the bourbon and cookies. | 1.2932 | 0.03914 | 191 | 143 | 40 | 8 |
728 | If that woman farts again, you can have my place in line. | 1.2932 | 0.04315 | 191 | 149 | 28 | 14 |
729 | According to a recent study, there’s a high correlation between how old someone acts and how old he or she looks. You won’t even recognize us by Aunt Judy’s wedding. | 1.2932 | 0.03983 | 191 | 144 | 38 | 9 |
730 | Sorry kid, grownups on weed go first. | 1.2932 | 0.04315 | 191 | 149 | 28 | 14 |
731 | Oh grow up! It's my turn. | 1.2932 | 0.03770 | 191 | 141 | 44 | 6 |
732 | The court called for a recess. | 1.2932 | 0.03983 | 191 | 144 | 38 | 9 |
733 | Son, we work hard - we play hard | 1.2932 | 0.03983 | 191 | 144 | 38 | 9 |
734 | Sorry kid, you have to be overworked, underpaid and totally stressed out to ride this one. | 1.2932 | 0.03842 | 191 | 142 | 42 | 7 |
735 | When you get to our age, you'll understand. | 1.2932 | 0.03914 | 191 | 143 | 40 | 8 |
736 | Trust me. We need this way more than you! | 1.2932 | 0.03696 | 191 | 140 | 46 | 5 |
737 | We might as well enjoy ourselves because the next election's results may destroy the world as we know it. | 1.2923 | 0.04250 | 195 | 152 | 29 | 14 |
738 | To us grownups it's called the slippery slope. Someday you'll understand. | 1.2923 | 0.04124 | 195 | 150 | 33 | 12 |
739 | Whaddya mean, you never heard of a corporate takeover? | 1.2917 | 0.03754 | 192 | 142 | 44 | 6 |
740 | Mid-life-crisis adults only. | 1.2917 | 0.03965 | 192 | 145 | 38 | 9 |
741 | Because you're the child and I'm the adult. | 1.2910 | 0.03862 | 189 | 141 | 41 | 7 |
742 | Nuh uh. It's only cultural appropriation if we steal your lunch money. | 1.2910 | 0.04143 | 189 | 145 | 33 | 11 |
743 | 55 is now the new 10. | 1.2910 | 0.04005 | 189 | 143 | 37 | 9 |
744 | No, we are not acting like kids. No, this is not fun for me and the other teachers but we need to make sure the new slide is safe. No, Mr. Smith just looks like he is having fun. | 1.2910 | 0.03934 | 189 | 142 | 39 | 8 |
745 | No, it’s ours now, just like Facebook. | 1.2910 | 0.04277 | 189 | 147 | 29 | 13 |
746 | We can’t all work for Google. | 1.2910 | 0.03713 | 189 | 139 | 45 | 5 |
747 | Beat it kid, this slide is for Congress only! | 1.2910 | 0.03934 | 189 | 142 | 39 | 8 |
748 | Someday you'll understand why we need this more than you. | 1.2910 | 0.03934 | 189 | 142 | 39 | 8 |
749 | But dad, this isn't how career day was supposed to go! | 1.2910 | 0.04075 | 189 | 144 | 35 | 10 |
750 | The big slide is for closers. | 1.2910 | 0.04143 | 189 | 145 | 33 | 11 |
751 | Years from now, your inner child will understand. | 1.2910 | 0.04005 | 189 | 143 | 37 | 9 |
752 | Thirty is the new ten | 1.2910 | 0.04005 | 189 | 143 | 37 | 9 |
753 | You had all day to use the slide. | 1.2895 | 0.04191 | 190 | 147 | 31 | 12 |
754 | We'll be out of here after I go. We've got to get back to the White House. | 1.2888 | 0.04303 | 187 | 146 | 28 | 13 |
755 | Sorry, kid. The one in our Google office is closed for repair. | 1.2888 | 0.04167 | 187 | 144 | 32 | 11 |
756 | We made a deal, now go drive the car | 1.2888 | 0.04027 | 187 | 142 | 36 | 9 |
757 | Believe me, Billy, this is a real breakthrough for your father. | 1.2888 | 0.03955 | 187 | 141 | 38 | 8 |
758 | Hey kid, why aren’t you at work? | 1.2888 | 0.04236 | 187 | 145 | 30 | 12 |
759 | It's a slide. Which happens to be in a playground. You can look that up on your phone. | 1.2888 | 0.04167 | 187 | 144 | 32 | 11 |
760 | Sorry kid. Second childbood rules. | 1.2888 | 0.03882 | 187 | 140 | 40 | 7 |
761 | Son. Someday this will be all yours. But now I just want you to get lost. | 1.2888 | 0.04167 | 187 | 144 | 32 | 11 |
762 | Dad, I thought you said we are in a recession, not recess. | 1.2888 | 0.03882 | 187 | 140 | 40 | 7 |
763 | Here’s the way it works. Our generation is going down. It’s up to your generation to save us. | 1.2888 | 0.04098 | 187 | 143 | 34 | 10 |
764 | The kids' slide is over there, Buster. The steep slippery slope is only for grownups. | 1.2888 | 0.03955 | 187 | 141 | 38 | 8 |
765 | Beat it, kid. We're brainstorming a new national healthcare system. | 1.2888 | 0.04303 | 187 | 146 | 28 | 13 |
766 | Listen kid, you can cut in line when it’s your taxes paying for the park. | 1.2888 | 0.04098 | 187 | 143 | 34 | 10 |
767 | Sorry kid, this slide is for those living lives of quiet desperation. | 1.2888 | 0.04236 | 187 | 145 | 30 | 12 |
768 | Sorry kid, this one is reserved for corporate team-building. | 1.2872 | 0.03714 | 188 | 139 | 44 | 5 |
769 | This slide is for closers. | 1.2865 | 0.04049 | 185 | 141 | 35 | 9 |
770 | Following in our footsteps would be a slippery slope, kid. | 1.2865 | 0.04049 | 185 | 141 | 35 | 9 |
771 | We're playing a game called Ambien. | 1.2865 | 0.04192 | 185 | 143 | 31 | 11 |
772 | We called dibs. | 1.2857 | 0.04165 | 182 | 140 | 32 | 10 |
773 | What you call 'hogging the slide' we call 'managing a mid-life crisis'. | 1.2857 | 0.03940 | 182 | 137 | 38 | 7 |
774 | Court is in recess, kid. | 1.2857 | 0.03783 | 182 | 135 | 42 | 5 |
775 | Tax-payers only, punk | 1.2857 | 0.04091 | 182 | 139 | 34 | 9 |
776 | Slides are wasted on the young. | 1.2857 | 0.04091 | 182 | 139 | 34 | 9 |
777 | Big people trump little people. | 1.2857 | 0.04091 | 182 | 139 | 34 | 9 |
778 | Your mother and I are taking our inner children outdoors. Uncle Joe came along for the ride. | 1.2857 | 0.03940 | 182 | 137 | 38 | 7 |
779 | Our financial advisors said this can help acclimate us to the impending economic decline. | 1.2857 | 0.04091 | 182 | 139 | 34 | 9 |
780 | Because I'm the parent, that's why. | 1.2857 | 0.04091 | 182 | 139 | 34 | 9 |
781 | It’s called a mid-life crisis, johnny. You’ll get there eventually, then you will understand. | 1.2857 | 0.03862 | 182 | 136 | 40 | 6 |
782 | You're young. You have your life life in front of you. This is all we have left. | 1.2857 | 0.04091 | 182 | 139 | 34 | 9 |
783 | Kid, climbing the corporate ladder requires finesse... and pants. | 1.2857 | 0.04091 | 182 | 139 | 34 | 9 |
784 | Just five more minutes son, I promise! We have a big presentation tomorrow, and we have to perfect our slides. | 1.2857 | 0.04165 | 182 | 140 | 32 | 10 |
785 | Our trial is currently in recess. | 1.2857 | 0.04016 | 182 | 138 | 36 | 8 |
786 | He really gets into these team building exercises. You should see him on the bouncy castle. | 1.2849 | 0.03958 | 186 | 141 | 37 | 8 |
787 | Enjoy your childhood, my son. It's all downhill from there. | 1.2849 | 0.03731 | 186 | 138 | 43 | 5 |
788 | Ok Bobby, but if I don't get my turn, how happy do you think I'll be when I correct your math test? | 1.2849 | 0.03808 | 186 | 139 | 41 | 6 |
789 | Well, you’ve heard of Adult Swim, haven’t you | 1.2849 | 0.04241 | 186 | 145 | 29 | 12 |
790 | I had to cancel the golf membership after the divorce. | 1.2841 | 0.04256 | 176 | 136 | 30 | 10 |
791 | They're renovating the teacher's lounge | 1.2818 | 0.03942 | 181 | 137 | 37 | 7 |
792 | Second childhood? Heck, this is my first! | 1.2809 | 0.04214 | 178 | 138 | 30 | 10 |
793 | No son, this is the slide of Presidential Adolescence . Your slide of Childhood Innocence is over there. | 1.2809 | 0.04138 | 178 | 137 | 32 | 9 |
794 | Tetherball in the Rose Garden after the Cabinet meeting, pass it on ! | 1.2809 | 0.03982 | 178 | 135 | 36 | 7 |
795 | You’re right, Jeremy, this is much better than the app! | 1.2809 | 0.04061 | 178 | 136 | 34 | 8 |
796 | Everyone deserves a second chance. | 1.2809 | 0.04138 | 178 | 137 | 32 | 9 |
797 | When you pull off the merger of a lifetime, kid, you'll get your turn. | 1.2809 | 0.04362 | 178 | 140 | 26 | 12 |
798 | We're done with your ageism. | 1.2809 | 0.04061 | 178 | 136 | 34 | 8 |
799 | Like I said kid, I'm a white male republican senator. I can do what I want and you can't stop me... go tell your mother, I dare ya! | 1.2809 | 0.04289 | 178 | 139 | 28 | 11 |
800 | But you said we could play until Wall Street Week comes on! | 1.2809 | 0.04289 | 178 | 139 | 28 | 11 |
801 | You'll understand when you get to be my age. | 1.2809 | 0.04138 | 178 | 137 | 32 | 9 |
802 | Sorry, but we need this. | 1.2809 | 0.04214 | 178 | 138 | 30 | 10 |
803 | Yeah kid, you don't see these anymore. Only Baby Boomers remember them. They're "dangerous", now bug off. | 1.2809 | 0.04138 | 178 | 137 | 32 | 9 |
804 | We did grow up! | 1.2809 | 0.03982 | 178 | 135 | 36 | 7 |
805 | It's one of the perks of being a teacher kid. | 1.2809 | 0.04214 | 178 | 138 | 30 | 10 |
806 | It's not casual Friday. Put on a tie and come back. | 1.2809 | 0.04362 | 178 | 140 | 26 | 12 |
807 | It helps us remember how bull markets end. | 1.2809 | 0.04061 | 178 | 136 | 34 | 8 |
808 | Sorry, kid, this playground's being gentrified! | 1.2809 | 0.03901 | 178 | 134 | 38 | 6 |
809 | Just one more time! | 1.2800 | 0.04337 | 175 | 137 | 27 | 11 |
810 | Why? Well we’ve given up on the socioeconomic ladder, so might as well have some fun! | 1.2800 | 0.04261 | 175 | 136 | 29 | 10 |
811 | Enjoy it while you can Billy. The corporate ladder isn’t nearly this much fun. | 1.2800 | 0.03770 | 175 | 130 | 41 | 4 |
812 | PLAY AS LONG AS YOU CAN. | 1.2800 | 0.04183 | 175 | 135 | 31 | 9 |
813 | But son, my friends don’t have to go home for dinner! | 1.2800 | 0.04023 | 175 | 133 | 35 | 7 |
814 | Sorry, son, this one's the corporate ladder. | 1.2800 | 0.04337 | 175 | 137 | 27 | 11 |
815 | The answer to your question is that we crossed the playground to get to the other slide. | 1.2800 | 0.04183 | 175 | 135 | 31 | 9 |
816 | No son. This is not the slippery slope I cautioned about. | 1.2800 | 0.04183 | 175 | 135 | 31 | 9 |
817 | There are no terms of service, you just slide down to accept. | 1.2800 | 0.04337 | 175 | 137 | 27 | 11 |
818 | Usually we're into swinging. | 1.2800 | 0.04261 | 175 | 136 | 29 | 10 |
819 | Do you have a recess appointment? | 1.2800 | 0.03940 | 175 | 132 | 37 | 6 |
820 | You can use this slide when you pay off your student loans" | 1.2800 | 0.04261 | 175 | 136 | 29 | 10 |
821 | Can we stay for five more minutes? | 1.2800 | 0.04261 | 175 | 136 | 29 | 10 |
822 | It's our corporate ladder--it's not as much fun as it looks. | 1.2800 | 0.04183 | 175 | 135 | 31 | 9 |
823 | My mother told me never to talk to strangers. So beat it kid. | 1.2800 | 0.04023 | 175 | 133 | 35 | 7 |
824 | Hold it in for a few minutes. I’m not done playing. | 1.2800 | 0.04183 | 175 | 135 | 31 | 9 |
825 | This is what's wrong with your generation, you can't just let things slide. | 1.2800 | 0.04183 | 175 | 135 | 31 | 9 |
826 | Sorry, we've all been waiting many years for this slide. | 1.2800 | 0.04183 | 175 | 135 | 31 | 9 |
827 | We're embracing our inner child. Why are you here? | 1.2800 | 0.04104 | 175 | 134 | 33 | 8 |
828 | You're turning this into an adulterated experience. | 1.2800 | 0.04412 | 175 | 138 | 25 | 12 |
829 | Well, Timmy, think of it as just like the faculty lounge... | 1.2800 | 0.04023 | 175 | 133 | 35 | 7 |
830 | The court is on a 5-minute recess | 1.2800 | 0.03770 | 175 | 130 | 41 | 4 |
831 | Beat it, kid. Who do you think paid for this stuff? | 1.2800 | 0.04183 | 175 | 135 | 31 | 9 |
832 | It’s time to make up your mind, little comrade. Which slide are you on? | 1.2775 | 0.04127 | 173 | 133 | 32 | 8 |
833 | Forgot your pants on slide day, huh? I did that once. | 1.2775 | 0.04365 | 173 | 136 | 26 | 11 |
834 | Did the judge say we get lunch or a nap after recess? | 1.2775 | 0.04127 | 173 | 133 | 32 | 8 |
835 | Court is in recess and so are we. | 1.2775 | 0.04287 | 173 | 135 | 28 | 10 |
836 | Not-growing-up is the new growing-up | 1.2759 | 0.04106 | 174 | 134 | 32 | 8 |
837 | LIMERICK : Jungle Jim and Jungle Jane...Went to the park with a guy named Shane...By riding the slide...They were trying to hide...From the fact that their country was going down the drain. | 1.2759 | 0.04186 | 174 | 135 | 30 | 9 |
838 | We got you your own slide--now go play on it. | 1.2759 | 0.03856 | 174 | 131 | 38 | 5 |
839 | No dad, I think you had enough candy for today..! | 1.2759 | 0.04106 | 174 | 134 | 32 | 8 |
840 | It’s more fun when you get paid to do it. | 1.2759 | 0.04265 | 174 | 136 | 28 | 10 |
841 | It's not about fairness, kid. When you have 51 votes, you get to make the rules. | 1.2759 | 0.04342 | 174 | 137 | 26 | 11 |
842 | Please!!!!!!!! Just 5 more minutes! | 1.2759 | 0.04186 | 174 | 135 | 30 | 9 |
843 | Buzz off kid, this is the Business Class slide | 1.2759 | 0.03856 | 174 | 131 | 38 | 5 |
844 | Beat it, kid. This one’s taken until the Congressional recess ends. | 1.2759 | 0.04186 | 174 | 135 | 30 | 9 |
845 | Life's a slippery slope. Watch and learn. | 1.2759 | 0.03856 | 174 | 131 | 38 | 5 |
846 | Believe it or not, climbing the corporate ladder is actually less enjoyable | 1.2759 | 0.04265 | 174 | 136 | 28 | 10 |
847 | This slide is for Senators only. | 1.2759 | 0.04265 | 174 | 136 | 28 | 10 |
848 | Yes, If you follow her it's a slippery slope! | 1.2759 | 0.04106 | 174 | 134 | 32 | 8 |
849 | Out of the way kid, we paid good money for this team-building experience. | 1.2759 | 0.04186 | 174 | 135 | 30 | 9 |
850 | Sure you can ride, but only if all your dreams have been crushed beyond recognition and you have no hope for the future. | 1.2759 | 0.04186 | 174 | 135 | 30 | 9 |
851 | Sorry, kid. We’re making the playground great again. | 1.2759 | 0.04186 | 174 | 135 | 30 | 9 |
852 | Get lost. This is a congressional recess. | 1.2759 | 0.03941 | 174 | 132 | 36 | 6 |
853 | Sorry kid, senators only. | 1.2759 | 0.04186 | 174 | 135 | 30 | 9 |
854 | I'll let you cut in line if you give me halfsies on your lunch. | 1.2759 | 0.04025 | 174 | 133 | 34 | 7 |
855 | Trust me, kid. We need this more than you do. | 1.2759 | 0.04025 | 174 | 133 | 34 | 7 |
856 | Hit the road kid we're team building. | 1.2759 | 0.03856 | 174 | 131 | 38 | 5 |
857 | It’s like this, kid...when you hit YOUR mid-life crisis, then you can get on the big slide. | 1.2759 | 0.04186 | 174 | 135 | 30 | 9 |
858 | Welcome to your first Congressional Recess. | 1.2759 | 0.04265 | 174 | 136 | 28 | 10 |
859 | This slide has a dress code, kid. | 1.2759 | 0.04025 | 174 | 133 | 34 | 7 |
860 | Yes son, it is true. You CAN slide through life! | 1.2759 | 0.04186 | 174 | 135 | 30 | 9 |
861 | Go help your sister, daddy has work to do. | 1.2759 | 0.04106 | 174 | 134 | 32 | 8 |
862 | Not now, son. Grown-ups are playing. | 1.2754 | 0.04303 | 167 | 130 | 28 | 9 |
863 | You've heard of swingers? We're sliders. | 1.2749 | 0.04233 | 171 | 133 | 29 | 9 |
864 | We're the adults in the room. | 1.2749 | 0.04313 | 171 | 134 | 27 | 10 |
865 | You think this is crazy? Go look at what we left in the sandbox. | 1.2749 | 0.04151 | 171 | 132 | 31 | 8 |
866 | Please, the other one smells like diapers. | 1.2749 | 0.04392 | 171 | 135 | 25 | 11 |
867 | One more go and then I'll drop you to cello class. | 1.2749 | 0.04067 | 171 | 131 | 33 | 7 |
868 | Oh c'mon, next you're gonna say we can't play on the swings! | 1.2749 | 0.04392 | 171 | 135 | 25 | 11 |
869 | It's all down hill from here, kid. | 1.2749 | 0.04392 | 171 | 135 | 25 | 11 |
870 | I'd like to add you to my LinkedIn network | 1.2749 | 0.04067 | 171 | 131 | 33 | 7 |
871 | Low-angle shot. And don't forget the parent visiting day hashtag or I'll take your phone away. | 1.2749 | 0.03981 | 171 | 130 | 35 | 6 |
872 | Next comes a tummy tuck,a Corvette then a young girlfriend | 1.2738 | 0.03933 | 168 | 127 | 36 | 5 |
873 | What.....you gotta pee again | 1.2738 | 0.04280 | 168 | 131 | 28 | 9 |
874 | Sorry kid, the slide is booked for my therapy group. | 1.2738 | 0.04111 | 168 | 129 | 32 | 7 |
875 | Sorry, you'll have to wait until this congressional recess is over | 1.2738 | 0.04280 | 168 | 131 | 28 | 9 |
876 | You're too young to relive your childhood. | 1.2738 | 0.04363 | 168 | 132 | 26 | 10 |
877 | Well kid, it's called delayed gratification. | 1.2738 | 0.04111 | 168 | 129 | 32 | 7 |
878 | We're trying to see if we qualify to run for office. | 1.2738 | 0.04444 | 168 | 133 | 24 | 11 |
879 | Harvard '86, MBA, you? | 1.2738 | 0.04363 | 168 | 132 | 26 | 10 |
880 | We've been assigned 26 hours of community work for perjury. | 1.2738 | 0.04363 | 168 | 132 | 26 | 10 |
881 | No we are not goofing off, it’s team building! | 1.2738 | 0.04111 | 168 | 129 | 32 | 7 |
882 | Talk to me when you're balancing a job, a family, and writing a novel. | 1.2738 | 0.04111 | 168 | 129 | 32 | 7 |
883 | no son. This is our practice on climbing the corporate ladder. | 1.2738 | 0.03842 | 168 | 126 | 38 | 4 |
884 | Don't worry kid, they only have five more minutes of therapy. | 1.2738 | 0.04280 | 168 | 131 | 28 | 9 |
885 | What are you looking at? | 1.2738 | 0.04280 | 168 | 131 | 28 | 9 |
886 | We were product testers for Toys R Us. | 1.2738 | 0.03933 | 168 | 127 | 36 | 5 |
887 | Take Your Parent to Play Day is super awesome, isn’t it, son? | 1.2738 | 0.04023 | 168 | 128 | 34 | 6 |
888 | Well, the judge told us the trial is in recess. | 1.2738 | 0.04111 | 168 | 129 | 32 | 7 |
889 | Don't expect Social Security benefits either. | 1.2738 | 0.04363 | 168 | 132 | 26 | 10 |
890 | Do YOU pay taxes!? | 1.2738 | 0.04111 | 168 | 129 | 32 | 7 |
891 | Inner child before real one, kid. | 1.2738 | 0.04363 | 168 | 132 | 26 | 10 |
892 | We're in training for the next market correction. | 1.2738 | 0.03748 | 168 | 125 | 40 | 3 |
893 | This is the helicopter parent's slide. | 1.2738 | 0.04363 | 168 | 132 | 26 | 10 |
894 | Wait till you sit in a cubicle all day kid. Then you'll get it. | 1.2738 | 0.04111 | 168 | 129 | 32 | 7 |
895 | No, you can't go first. | 1.2738 | 0.04444 | 168 | 133 | 24 | 11 |
896 | Yeah? Well, it feels like we've been waiting in line for years too. | 1.2738 | 0.03842 | 168 | 126 | 38 | 4 |
897 | I've been coming here for over 30 years, wait your turn! | 1.2738 | 0.04280 | 168 | 131 | 28 | 9 |
898 | No, this is the 'adults who never grew up' slide. | 1.2716 | 0.03505 | 162 | 118 | 44 | 0 |
899 | Rumor has it we all get trophies! | 1.2711 | 0.04473 | 166 | 132 | 23 | 11 |
900 | Sales and Marketing was using the see-saw. | 1.2711 | 0.04307 | 166 | 130 | 27 | 9 |
901 | Houndstooth wool is the best material for speed. | 1.2711 | 0.04134 | 166 | 128 | 31 | 7 |
902 | We’re celebrating. We passed the Monkey Bar Exam. | 1.2711 | 0.03860 | 166 | 125 | 37 | 4 |
903 | Of course it's fair. We told you you could have a martini. | 1.2711 | 0.04473 | 166 | 132 | 23 | 11 |
904 | I am sorry this is only for lawyers testing the equipment for future lawsuits. | 1.2711 | 0.04221 | 166 | 129 | 29 | 8 |
905 | Sorry kid, Wall Street always goes first. | 1.2711 | 0.04044 | 166 | 127 | 33 | 6 |
906 | This is play therapy. You'll get your turn in 40 years. | 1.2711 | 0.04221 | 166 | 129 | 29 | 8 |
907 | This is what happens when you "stay in school", Timmy. | 1.2711 | 0.04134 | 166 | 128 | 31 | 7 |
908 | Sorry, kid. This one is staff only. | 1.2711 | 0.04134 | 166 | 128 | 31 | 7 |
909 | What do you mean, what’s waxed paper? | 1.2711 | 0.03953 | 166 | 126 | 35 | 5 |
910 | Parent-teacher night was tough this year. | 1.2711 | 0.04473 | 166 | 132 | 23 | 11 |
911 | Be grateful you're not down to your inner child. | 1.2711 | 0.04391 | 166 | 131 | 25 | 10 |
912 | This is our slide. Being held back has its benefits. | 1.2711 | 0.04554 | 166 | 133 | 21 | 12 |
913 | so, what's your mom's story? are she and your dad, like, serious, or...? | 1.2711 | 0.04307 | 166 | 130 | 27 | 9 |
914 | You can have a turn when you’re old enough to want to relive your childhood. | 1.2711 | 0.04134 | 166 | 128 | 31 | 7 |
915 | So, you don't think they'll hold you back a year for not doing your homework? Kid, you don't know the half of it. | 1.2711 | 0.04044 | 166 | 127 | 33 | 6 |
916 | Not without a tie. | 1.2711 | 0.04221 | 166 | 129 | 29 | 8 |
917 | Billy, this is the business slide. The other slide is business casual. | 1.2711 | 0.04134 | 166 | 128 | 31 | 7 |
918 | It's a form of enwhee! | 1.2711 | 0.04391 | 166 | 131 | 25 | 10 |
919 | It's National "Take Your Work to Child" day. | 1.2695 | 0.04529 | 167 | 134 | 21 | 12 |
920 | When you're older you can move on up to the East Slide. | 1.2695 | 0.04199 | 167 | 130 | 29 | 8 |
921 | It's supposed to make us more efficient office workers. | 1.2695 | 0.04284 | 167 | 131 | 27 | 9 |
922 | You'll have to wait until your inner child has been trampled. | 1.2695 | 0.04367 | 167 | 132 | 25 | 10 |
923 | Sorry boy, this slide has a dress code. | 1.2695 | 0.04284 | 167 | 131 | 27 | 9 |
924 | Yeah, we got out early today too! | 1.2695 | 0.04367 | 167 | 132 | 25 | 10 |
925 | We’re not in your playground, you’re in our “open” office. | 1.2695 | 0.03933 | 167 | 127 | 35 | 5 |
926 | It’s the only raise we can actually get. | 1.2695 | 0.04284 | 167 | 131 | 27 | 9 |
927 | Sure you can go after me. We're headed to the sand box. | 1.2695 | 0.04284 | 167 | 131 | 27 | 9 |
928 | You think this is bad. Wait till its time to find a job. | 1.2695 | 0.03933 | 167 | 127 | 35 | 5 |
929 | It's a theory called Trickle Down Fun. | 1.2695 | 0.04023 | 167 | 128 | 33 | 6 |
930 | Welcome to the financial world | 1.2695 | 0.04112 | 167 | 129 | 31 | 7 |
931 | We decided to become sliders, since all the swings are being used. | 1.2695 | 0.04199 | 167 | 130 | 29 | 8 |
932 | If you work hard enough, maybe one day you'll get to climb the corporate ladder too. | 1.2695 | 0.04112 | 167 | 129 | 31 | 7 |
933 | I understand, Billy, but you and Sarah need to work things out before you're ready for the big slide. | 1.2695 | 0.03933 | 167 | 127 | 35 | 5 |
934 | We just sold all of our Girls Scout Cookie Quota | 1.2695 | 0.03933 | 167 | 127 | 35 | 5 |
935 | You just THINK you're entitled, kid! | 1.2683 | 0.03973 | 164 | 125 | 34 | 5 |
936 | Back off loser. Over 45 and single only. | 1.2683 | 0.04419 | 164 | 130 | 24 | 10 |
937 | Go do your homework. | 1.2683 | 0.04066 | 164 | 126 | 32 | 6 |
938 | You have to go pee-now. | 1.2683 | 0.04419 | 164 | 130 | 24 | 10 |
939 | Like this? | 1.2683 | 0.04333 | 164 | 129 | 26 | 9 |
940 | So choose my retirement home. See if I care. | 1.2683 | 0.04066 | 164 | 126 | 32 | 6 |
941 | Move aside, son. I’m going through a midlife crisis and I don’t care. | 1.2683 | 0.04246 | 164 | 128 | 28 | 8 |
942 | Just one more time, PLEEZ!! | 1.2683 | 0.03973 | 164 | 125 | 34 | 5 |
943 | It's either this or drugs. | 1.2683 | 0.04246 | 164 | 128 | 28 | 8 |
944 | It doesn't get better | 1.2683 | 0.04419 | 164 | 130 | 24 | 10 |
945 | When you’re old enough to tie a Windsor knot. | 1.2683 | 0.04066 | 164 | 126 | 32 | 6 |
946 | Use the other slide kid, this one's for plunging expectations. | 1.2683 | 0.04246 | 164 | 128 | 28 | 8 |
947 | Son, I just don't need someone to catch me, ok? | 1.2683 | 0.04503 | 164 | 131 | 22 | 11 |
948 | No, you can't go back to foster care. | 1.2683 | 0.04333 | 164 | 129 | 26 | 9 |
949 | Oh, yeah! Well your mother has a mustache. | 1.2683 | 0.04157 | 164 | 127 | 30 | 7 |
950 | I’m not your prin-ci-pal out here, kid. Now scram! | 1.2683 | 0.04157 | 164 | 127 | 30 | 7 |
951 | It's our metaphor kid, get your own. | 1.2683 | 0.04246 | 164 | 128 | 28 | 8 |
952 | It's one of the few ladders I can climb. | 1.2683 | 0.04157 | 164 | 127 | 30 | 7 |
953 | You don't see me on the little slide, do you? | 1.2675 | 0.04179 | 157 | 121 | 30 | 6 |
954 | And then one day you die, okay? | 1.2671 | 0.04203 | 161 | 125 | 29 | 7 |
955 | This slide is only for adults that identify as children, sorry. | 1.2671 | 0.04384 | 161 | 127 | 25 | 9 |
956 | It is to too late to have a happy childhood | 1.2671 | 0.04384 | 161 | 127 | 25 | 9 |
957 | We got these instead of raises. | 1.2671 | 0.04203 | 161 | 125 | 29 | 7 |
958 | Taking turns? What a childish concept | 1.2671 | 0.04110 | 161 | 124 | 31 | 6 |
959 | Turn about is fair play, and I let you go first on the little one. | 1.2671 | 0.04203 | 161 | 125 | 29 | 7 |
960 | Alright, son, but remember: If you DO give her a push, this might come back to haunt you in thirty-six years. | 1.2671 | 0.04384 | 161 | 127 | 25 | 9 |
961 | Sorry, kid. Your inner child has to be this tall to ride this ride. | 1.2671 | 0.04015 | 161 | 123 | 33 | 5 |
962 | Sorry kid, but you need to be stuck in a pointless soul-crushing job to ride this ride | 1.2671 | 0.04558 | 161 | 129 | 21 | 11 |
963 | But you can use my coloring book when we get home, son. | 1.2671 | 0.04110 | 161 | 124 | 31 | 6 |
964 | We’ve been waiting longer than you. | 1.2671 | 0.04295 | 161 | 126 | 27 | 8 |
965 | Cutting to the front of the line is a white man’s God-given right. | 1.2671 | 0.04558 | 161 | 129 | 21 | 11 |
966 | This? This is called cutbacks to our teambuilding budget. | 1.2671 | 0.04295 | 161 | 126 | 27 | 8 |
967 | Enjoy your time at the top because it’s a quick trip back to reality. | 1.2671 | 0.04295 | 161 | 126 | 27 | 8 |
968 | Sorry kid, this is for second childhoods only. | 1.2671 | 0.04295 | 161 | 126 | 27 | 8 |
969 | I love role reversal! Tomorrow you go to work at my office! | 1.2671 | 0.04295 | 161 | 126 | 27 | 8 |
970 | what do you know about relieving stress. | 1.2671 | 0.04472 | 161 | 128 | 23 | 10 |
971 | You got first dibs on the sandbox. Now it's my turn. | 1.2671 | 0.04203 | 161 | 125 | 29 | 7 |
972 | What exactly did you think we did during recess? | 1.2671 | 0.04110 | 161 | 124 | 31 | 6 |
973 | '"Read the sign, kid. This is an age-neutral playground." | 1.2671 | 0.04015 | 161 | 123 | 33 | 5 |
974 | Daddy's team building. If you want, do software updates on my laptop. | 1.2671 | 0.04110 | 161 | 124 | 31 | 6 |
975 | Sorry kid, this is America. | 1.2671 | 0.04384 | 161 | 127 | 25 | 9 |
976 | Your second childhood can wait until you finish your first one. | 1.2671 | 0.04203 | 161 | 125 | 29 | 7 |
977 | What's your rush? | 1.2671 | 0.04295 | 161 | 126 | 27 | 8 |
978 | Hey it says it’s fun for ages 9 and up. | 1.2671 | 0.04203 | 161 | 125 | 29 | 7 |
979 | I'm next, kid. It's been a rough week. | 1.2671 | 0.03917 | 161 | 122 | 35 | 4 |
980 | Watch and learn. | 1.2671 | 0.04015 | 161 | 123 | 33 | 5 |
981 | Sorry, kid. This one's for second childhoods. | 1.2671 | 0.04203 | 161 | 125 | 29 | 7 |
982 | It's just like Disneyland son, you have to be 5' tall for this ride. | 1.2671 | 0.04203 | 161 | 125 | 29 | 7 |
983 | Sorry kid, this one's for corporate sponsors only. | 1.2671 | 0.04295 | 161 | 126 | 27 | 8 |
984 | Uncle Fred is having a 5-year timeout for money laundering. | 1.2671 | 0.04472 | 161 | 128 | 23 | 10 |
985 | Johnny, it just doesn't get any better than this. | 1.2671 | 0.04110 | 161 | 124 | 31 | 6 |
986 | I saw you look kid. You can never be on the Supreme Court now. | 1.2671 | 0.04472 | 161 | 128 | 23 | 10 |
987 | Don't worry, this slide will trickle down to you when we get a bigger one. | 1.2671 | 0.04295 | 161 | 126 | 27 | 8 |
988 | Ha ha! I beat you! | 1.2671 | 0.04384 | 161 | 127 | 25 | 9 |
989 | Our play therapist gave us a prescription for this slide. | 1.2671 | 0.04110 | 161 | 124 | 31 | 6 |
990 | This is the best National Take Your Parents to the Park Day, ever! | 1.2671 | 0.04110 | 161 | 124 | 31 | 6 |
991 | Beat it, Punk! | 1.2671 | 0.04472 | 161 | 128 | 23 | 10 |
992 | Sorry kid, we signed up for the sand box too. | 1.2671 | 0.03816 | 161 | 121 | 37 | 3 |
993 | Beat it kid, this line is for reliving your childhood only. | 1.2671 | 0.04295 | 161 | 126 | 27 | 8 |
994 | Why do Mommy, Daddy and Uncle John get to go first? Because we are bigger and stronger than you.That's life on the playground, son. It is not all about fun and games. Its all about power. The sooner you learn it the happier you'll be. | 1.2671 | 0.04472 | 161 | 128 | 23 | 10 |
995 | As you get older, this will come to have more meaning. | 1.2671 | 0.04203 | 161 | 125 | 29 | 7 |
996 | No, the other one is for letting out your inner adult. | 1.2671 | 0.04015 | 161 | 123 | 33 | 5 |
997 | It's a lot more fun than climbing the ladder of success. | 1.2671 | 0.04384 | 161 | 127 | 25 | 9 |
998 | You’re too young to appreciate the gravity of this situation. | 1.2671 | 0.04203 | 161 | 125 | 29 | 7 |
999 | To be honest, it's a slippery slope. | 1.2671 | 0.04203 | 161 | 125 | 29 | 7 |
1000 | Wait for your mother, or just pee in the bushes." | 1.2671 | 0.04203 | 161 | 125 | 29 | 7 |
1001 | I know all about the rule of law, but I don't know what this "slide rule" is of which you speak. | 1.2671 | 0.04203 | 161 | 125 | 29 | 7 |
1002 | It's called adult day care. | 1.2671 | 0.04110 | 161 | 124 | 31 | 6 |
1003 | Where’s your tie? | 1.2671 | 0.04203 | 161 | 125 | 29 | 7 |
1004 | It is all about work/life balance | 1.2671 | 0.04015 | 161 | 123 | 33 | 5 |
1005 | Its so much faster in polyester!! | 1.2671 | 0.03917 | 161 | 122 | 35 | 4 |
1006 | Let me show you how it's done. | 1.2671 | 0.04203 | 161 | 125 | 29 | 7 |
1007 | Kid, just remember: what happens on the playground stays on the playground! | 1.2671 | 0.04472 | 161 | 128 | 23 | 10 |
1008 | We were told “our business is sliding”! | 1.2671 | 0.04295 | 161 | 126 | 27 | 8 |
1009 | We're statisticians, so we get to play until our sample size is adequate." | 1.2671 | 0.04295 | 161 | 126 | 27 | 8 |
1010 | No, MeToo doesn’t include you. | 1.2654 | 0.04271 | 162 | 127 | 27 | 8 |
1011 | We're reclaiming lost youth. You'll have a turn in 40 years. | 1.2654 | 0.04181 | 162 | 126 | 29 | 7 |
1012 | Sorry son, this is the really big boy slide. | 1.2654 | 0.04360 | 162 | 128 | 25 | 9 |
1013 | Out of my way, dweeb! | 1.2654 | 0.04271 | 162 | 127 | 27 | 8 |
1014 | Come back when your hopes and dreams are dead. | 1.2642 | 0.04501 | 159 | 127 | 22 | 10 |
1015 | Don't worry. Court's in recess for only 5 more minutes. | 1.2642 | 0.04228 | 159 | 124 | 28 | 7 |
1016 | It's the long slide into middle age. | 1.2642 | 0.04228 | 159 | 124 | 28 | 7 |
1017 | Kid, this is the closest thing we'll ever have to a golden parachute. | 1.2642 | 0.04228 | 159 | 124 | 28 | 7 |
1018 | I was coming here way before it blew up on Instagram. | 1.2642 | 0.04412 | 159 | 126 | 24 | 9 |
1019 | You should have thought about that before you made the app. | 1.2642 | 0.04412 | 159 | 126 | 24 | 9 |
1020 | This line is for business class only. | 1.2642 | 0.04133 | 159 | 123 | 30 | 6 |
1021 | I got tired of climbing the corporate ladder | 1.2642 | 0.03935 | 159 | 121 | 34 | 4 |
1022 | Mr. T., can we go back to the classroom now? The recess is over. | 1.2642 | 0.04412 | 159 | 126 | 24 | 9 |
1023 | Lawyers first kid, the court's in recess. | 1.2642 | 0.04228 | 159 | 124 | 28 | 7 |
1024 | You'll understand what the word unemployment means later in life. | 1.2642 | 0.04035 | 159 | 122 | 32 | 5 |
1025 | Our company down-sized the Wellness Program. | 1.2642 | 0.04133 | 159 | 123 | 30 | 6 |
1026 | In childhood, it's about fun; in a second childhood, it's therapy. | 1.2642 | 0.03833 | 159 | 120 | 36 | 3 |
1027 | Beat it kid, we are working on our slide presentations | 1.2642 | 0.04412 | 159 | 126 | 24 | 9 |
1028 | It's great fun and you don't have to click on anything to slide down. | 1.2642 | 0.04035 | 159 | 122 | 32 | 5 |
1029 | The Judge said court would recess until tomorrow | 1.2642 | 0.04228 | 159 | 124 | 28 | 7 |
1030 | Listen kid, it's Karen's 58th and we're all gonna have a good time. | 1.2642 | 0.04501 | 159 | 127 | 22 | 10 |
1031 | You'll just have to wait your turn. We're learning how to play with others. | 1.2642 | 0.04321 | 159 | 125 | 26 | 8 |
1032 | I called in sick for this | 1.2642 | 0.04412 | 159 | 126 | 24 | 9 |
1033 | Hey kid, it's one last ride for the Baby boomers. | 1.2642 | 0.04035 | 159 | 122 | 32 | 5 |
1034 | You want your turn? Get a job. | 1.2642 | 0.04501 | 159 | 127 | 22 | 10 |
1035 | No cuts kid, I’m having a mid-life crisis. | 1.2642 | 0.04133 | 159 | 123 | 30 | 6 |
1036 | We took Facebook and now we’re coming for your slides. | 1.2642 | 0.04228 | 159 | 124 | 28 | 7 |
1037 | The boss told us our performance was sliding. | 1.2642 | 0.04589 | 159 | 128 | 20 | 11 |
1038 | Sorry kid, but we have to complete our team-building exercises. | 1.2642 | 0.04133 | 159 | 123 | 30 | 6 |
1039 | Take it up with the judge, we’re in recess. | 1.2642 | 0.04228 | 159 | 124 | 28 | 7 |
1040 | It's true... you see the same people on the way down. | 1.2642 | 0.04321 | 159 | 125 | 26 | 8 |
1041 | Sorry, kid. Second childhoods only. | 1.2642 | 0.04321 | 159 | 125 | 26 | 8 |
1042 | I'm a doctor and it's OK -- they're rediscovering their inner child. | 1.2642 | 0.04133 | 159 | 123 | 30 | 6 |
1043 | No, when we get to the bottom, it sort of resets itself. | 1.2642 | 0.04321 | 159 | 125 | 26 | 8 |
1044 | You have to have 3 credit cards to use this slide, kid. | 1.2642 | 0.04133 | 159 | 123 | 30 | 6 |
1045 | Look, kid, you don't have an inner 10-year old, you ARE a 10-year old. | 1.2642 | 0.04228 | 159 | 124 | 28 | 7 |
1046 | Get into a competitive nursery school. Score above 1500 on your SATs. Graduate from a top ten university. Make VP by thirty. And, then, and only then...you can use the big boy slide. | 1.2642 | 0.04228 | 159 | 124 | 28 | 7 |
1047 | Shouldn't you kids be at school? | 1.2638 | 0.04158 | 163 | 127 | 29 | 7 |
1048 | Some day, Son, when you are a grown up. | 1.2611 | 0.04155 | 157 | 122 | 29 | 6 |
1049 | Can I go just one more time? Please? | 1.2611 | 0.04056 | 157 | 121 | 31 | 5 |
1050 | Hey, just be glad your parents aren't swingers, Billy! | 1.2611 | 0.04155 | 157 | 122 | 29 | 6 |
1051 | We're practicing for the slide show after lunch. | 1.2611 | 0.04155 | 157 | 122 | 29 | 6 |
1052 | Just one more time, I promise?! | 1.2611 | 0.04155 | 157 | 122 | 29 | 6 |
1053 | Sorry, Billy. It’s Adult Slide for another eight minutes. | 1.2611 | 0.03954 | 157 | 120 | 33 | 4 |
1054 | The kid slide is over there, now if you'll excuse me. | 1.2611 | 0.04155 | 157 | 122 | 29 | 6 |
1055 | It's not recess, it's a corporate retreat. | 1.2611 | 0.04155 | 157 | 122 | 29 | 6 |
1056 | Sorry. This is the corporate ladder, son. | 1.2611 | 0.04155 | 157 | 122 | 29 | 6 |
1057 | Don't be in such a rush to grow up. | 1.2611 | 0.04440 | 157 | 125 | 23 | 9 |
1058 | Daddy's office is having a team-building play date, son. Someday you'll understand. | 1.2611 | 0.03849 | 157 | 119 | 35 | 3 |
1059 | It may look thrilling but it’s really a metaphor for our inescapable decline and demise | 1.2611 | 0.04056 | 157 | 121 | 31 | 5 |
1060 | Beat it, kid. This slide is for closers. | 1.2600 | 0.04379 | 150 | 118 | 25 | 7 |
1061 | No we didn’t do “Buttski’s” we did “King of the big slide” so piss off! | 1.2597 | 0.04495 | 154 | 123 | 22 | 9 |
1062 | Little people little slide. Big people big slide! Get back to the little slide, kid. | 1.2597 | 0.04100 | 154 | 119 | 30 | 5 |
1063 | Yup, shirt AND tie ... | 1.2597 | 0.04202 | 154 | 120 | 28 | 6 |
1064 | Well, since this school is in a republican district, the teachers redrew the boundaries of the school , and this slide fell into the new extension of the teacher’s lunchroom. | 1.2597 | 0.04302 | 154 | 121 | 26 | 7 |
1065 | Maybe when you start paying taxes. | 1.2597 | 0.04202 | 154 | 120 | 28 | 6 |
1066 | Mommy and Daddy like to go “whee!”. You’ll understand one day. | 1.2597 | 0.04302 | 154 | 121 | 26 | 7 |
1067 | We heard sliders are all the rage for lunch so we thought we would try it out. | 1.2597 | 0.04302 | 154 | 121 | 26 | 7 |
1068 | Just give us five more minutes. We have to get back to the confirmation hearing shortly. | 1.2597 | 0.04495 | 154 | 123 | 22 | 9 |
1069 | I do it for my midlife crisis because I can't afford a Corvette. | 1.2597 | 0.04202 | 154 | 120 | 28 | 6 |
1070 | Who do you think pays for all of this? | 1.2597 | 0.04202 | 154 | 120 | 28 | 6 |
1071 | Second childhood? Nope. This is still our first. | 1.2597 | 0.04400 | 154 | 122 | 24 | 8 |
1072 | Slide rule #1, Gen Z: whoever wax-papered it gets dibs. | 1.2597 | 0.04202 | 154 | 120 | 28 | 6 |
1073 | Hey, you wear long pants, you get the big slide | 1.2597 | 0.04202 | 154 | 120 | 28 | 6 |
1074 | Stick with me, kid, and you’ll slide right into the big leagues. | 1.2597 | 0.04302 | 154 | 121 | 26 | 7 |
1075 | After this we’re going to pee in the sandbox. | 1.2597 | 0.04302 | 154 | 121 | 26 | 7 |
1076 | When I was your age, I used that slide too" | 1.2597 | 0.04100 | 154 | 119 | 30 | 5 |
1077 | You wanna join our gang? | 1.2597 | 0.04400 | 154 | 122 | 24 | 8 |
1078 | What did you think we do on staff development day? | 1.2597 | 0.03995 | 154 | 118 | 32 | 4 |
1079 | It´s a lot cheaper than joining a country club. | 1.2597 | 0.04100 | 154 | 119 | 30 | 5 |
1080 | Sorry kid, this one’s pay to play. | 1.2597 | 0.04400 | 154 | 122 | 24 | 8 |
1081 | Sorry, son. Uncle Howie thinks he's 10 and you mothers says we should go along with it! | 1.2597 | 0.04202 | 154 | 120 | 28 | 6 |
1082 | Just be happy we're not swinging. | 1.2597 | 0.04100 | 154 | 119 | 30 | 5 |
1083 | No, you can’t play Golden Parachutes with us. | 1.2597 | 0.04202 | 154 | 120 | 28 | 6 |
1084 | This is what we adults call 'public intoxication'. | 1.2597 | 0.04302 | 154 | 121 | 26 | 7 |
1085 | Sorry, today is seniors day. | 1.2597 | 0.04202 | 154 | 120 | 28 | 6 |
1086 | It's all downhill from here. | 1.2597 | 0.04302 | 154 | 121 | 26 | 7 |
1087 | HR told everybody to spend more time with their children, so, yeah... | 1.2597 | 0.04202 | 154 | 120 | 28 | 6 |
1088 | Just shut up and elect your own President some day | 1.2597 | 0.04302 | 154 | 121 | 26 | 7 |
1089 | "When I said you were grounded I meant it. | 1.2597 | 0.04100 | 154 | 119 | 30 | 5 |
1090 | You're lucky this is all that showed up for the P.S. 89 reunion. | 1.2597 | 0.04100 | 154 | 119 | 30 | 5 |
1091 | Of course our law firm can help you kid, but wait until after recess. | 1.2597 | 0.04302 | 154 | 121 | 26 | 7 |
1092 | Ummm.. children's slide is actually behind you… | 1.2597 | 0.04100 | 154 | 119 | 30 | 5 |
1093 | You see, Paul, when you get to the bottom you go back to the top of the slide. | 1.2597 | 0.04302 | 154 | 121 | 26 | 7 |
1094 | I’m sorry, but this slide is for grown-ups whose childhood dreams have been crushed in the grim vice of remorseless reality. But don’t worry, you’ll get your turn! | 1.2597 | 0.04495 | 154 | 123 | 22 | 9 |
1095 | I guess happy hour has a new location. | 1.2597 | 0.04100 | 154 | 119 | 30 | 5 |
1096 | Sorry kid, but corporate said we needed to put together a slideshow. | 1.2597 | 0.04302 | 154 | 121 | 26 | 7 |
1097 | Listen, so long as we're paying the bills, mom and dad get to choose who goes on the big slide. | 1.2597 | 0.04202 | 154 | 120 | 28 | 6 |
1098 | How is this ‘exactly the same’ as when we started using Facebook? | 1.2597 | 0.04495 | 154 | 123 | 22 | 9 |
1099 | You’re right. Letting even one adult on the playground is a slippery slope. | 1.2597 | 0.04302 | 154 | 121 | 26 | 7 |
1100 | Last year’s retreat was in Aspen. | 1.2597 | 0.04400 | 154 | 122 | 24 | 8 |
1101 | It's all fun and games until your inner child loses an eye. | 1.2597 | 0.04202 | 154 | 120 | 28 | 6 |
1102 | We have a higher coefficient of friction. | 1.2597 | 0.04202 | 154 | 120 | 28 | 6 |
1103 | During recess this one is for faculty and administration only. | 1.2597 | 0.04100 | 154 | 119 | 30 | 5 |
1104 | " Fool, you didn't think we were going to stop at colouring books, did you?!" | 1.2597 | 0.04495 | 154 | 123 | 22 | 9 |
1105 | Yes, I am Billy's father, and yes, I do intend to go "zoom-zoom" | 1.2597 | 0.04302 | 154 | 121 | 26 | 7 |
1106 | When you grow up you’ll be able to use the adult slide too. | 1.2583 | 0.04146 | 151 | 117 | 29 | 5 |
1107 | When the lawyers get their break | 1.2581 | 0.04278 | 155 | 122 | 26 | 7 |
1108 | Back off kid. This is the parent's slide. | 1.2581 | 0.04374 | 155 | 123 | 24 | 8 |
1109 | Son, we're in Colorado now, get used to it | 1.2568 | 0.04082 | 148 | 114 | 30 | 4 |
1110 | As I say in my TED Talk, please move on to the next slide. | 1.2566 | 0.04226 | 152 | 119 | 27 | 6 |
1111 | Consider this training, son. Men are on their way down. | 1.2550 | 0.04168 | 149 | 116 | 28 | 5 |
1112 | This slide requires a prescription from a therapist. | 1.2550 | 0.04168 | 149 | 116 | 28 | 5 |
1113 | At the 25th reunion of the Woodmere Preschool, "It's just the way I remember it." | 1.2550 | 0.04168 | 149 | 116 | 28 | 5 |
1114 | Back off kid, I haven’t been this high since grade school! | 1.2550 | 0.04168 | 149 | 116 | 28 | 5 |
1115 | A lot of grown up behaviors have slid since the 2016 election | 1.2550 | 0.04483 | 149 | 119 | 22 | 8 |
1116 | I know I'm cutting in line, but I only have 20 minutes left on my lunch break. | 1.2550 | 0.04275 | 149 | 117 | 26 | 6 |
1117 | Son, slide yoga is part of our new corporate wellness plan. | 1.2550 | 0.04380 | 149 | 118 | 24 | 7 |
1118 | Cmon man, can’t you let us slide this once? | 1.2550 | 0.04483 | 149 | 119 | 22 | 8 |
1119 | The efficiency consultant isn't exactly thrilled, but she's going to let me slide this time. | 1.2550 | 0.04483 | 149 | 119 | 22 | 8 |
1120 | Never grow up son, and always follow women wearing skirts... | 1.2550 | 0.04275 | 149 | 117 | 26 | 6 |
1121 | Take your parent to playground day. | 1.2550 | 0.04380 | 149 | 118 | 24 | 7 |
1122 | That’s right, kid — the Deep State IS real . . . | 1.2550 | 0.04168 | 149 | 116 | 28 | 5 |
1123 | No cutting or I'll tell me. | 1.2550 | 0.04275 | 149 | 117 | 26 | 6 |
1124 | Taxpayers only, Kid. | 1.2550 | 0.04380 | 149 | 118 | 24 | 7 |
1125 | Of course the corporate world has it's ups and downs too. | 1.2550 | 0.04275 | 149 | 117 | 26 | 6 |
1126 | Sorry, young fella. Sign says "Must be over 5 feet and fat" | 1.2550 | 0.04380 | 149 | 118 | 24 | 7 |
1127 | OK, let me do it three more times, and then we'll go home - promised! | 1.2550 | 0.04168 | 149 | 116 | 28 | 5 |
1128 | It’s a slippery slope | 1.2550 | 0.04483 | 149 | 119 | 22 | 8 |
1129 | Someday, this will all be yours. | 1.2550 | 0.04583 | 149 | 120 | 20 | 9 |
1130 | You can have your slide back after my legal team completes this short recess. | 1.2550 | 0.04275 | 149 | 117 | 26 | 6 |
1131 | Because adulthood ain't working for us, okay, kid? Now, are you going to tell me how to work this thing, or not? | 1.2550 | 0.04380 | 149 | 118 | 24 | 7 |
1132 | Once you reach the top it's all downhill from there | 1.2550 | 0.04483 | 149 | 119 | 22 | 8 |
1133 | They always talk about the corporate ladder, but it's the company slide I'm interested in. | 1.2550 | 0.04275 | 149 | 117 | 26 | 6 |
1134 | It's all lies kid. | 1.2550 | 0.04275 | 149 | 117 | 26 | 6 |
1135 | Here's the scary part: we're not just adults, we're "the adults in the room." | 1.2550 | 0.04380 | 149 | 118 | 24 | 7 |
1136 | Don't ever grow up kid. | 1.2550 | 0.04380 | 149 | 118 | 24 | 7 |
1137 | It's not for you. It's triple black diamond. | 1.2550 | 0.04275 | 149 | 117 | 26 | 6 |
1138 | Forget it kid. We're lobbyists. We make the rules. | 1.2550 | 0.04483 | 149 | 119 | 22 | 8 |
1139 | No, Harold, you may NOT post this. | 1.2550 | 0.04168 | 149 | 116 | 28 | 5 |
1140 | This is the big butt slide. | 1.2550 | 0.04483 | 149 | 119 | 22 | 8 |
1141 | Could you spot for him? | 1.2534 | 0.04434 | 146 | 116 | 23 | 7 |
1142 | Yours is a slide. Ours is a team building, vertical stress reliever. | 1.2534 | 0.03865 | 146 | 111 | 33 | 2 |
1143 | "Ten more minutes? Daddy's making up for lost time! | 1.2534 | 0.04216 | 146 | 114 | 27 | 5 |
1144 | Hey, cut us a little slack, we all got downsized today. | 1.2534 | 0.04326 | 146 | 115 | 25 | 6 |
1145 | Mommies and Daddies need playtime, too. | 1.2533 | 0.04456 | 150 | 120 | 22 | 8 |
1146 | Sorry kid, but the judge called a recess. | 1.2533 | 0.04354 | 150 | 119 | 24 | 7 |
1147 | Trust me, we need this much more than you do. | 1.2533 | 0.04144 | 150 | 117 | 28 | 5 |
1148 | What you call a slide,we call cheap team building. | 1.2533 | 0.04034 | 150 | 116 | 30 | 4 |
1149 | It is our Senate recess. You will understand when you are old enough to vote. | 1.2533 | 0.04456 | 150 | 120 | 22 | 8 |
1150 | Fuck you kid. | 1.2533 | 0.04841 | 150 | 124 | 14 | 12 |
1151 | We're supposed to be at work, but the boss is letting us slide. | 1.2533 | 0.04456 | 150 | 120 | 22 | 8 |
1152 | Fun? No, it’s research. | 1.2533 | 0.04555 | 150 | 121 | 20 | 9 |
1153 | Son, grow up | 1.2533 | 0.04456 | 150 | 120 | 22 | 8 |
1154 | Hey kid, after 19 years at Toys R Us, we get a turn! | 1.2533 | 0.04144 | 150 | 117 | 28 | 5 |
1155 | No, we didn’t get more school funding or a pay raise, but we’re now allowed fifteen minutes of recess. | 1.2533 | 0.04250 | 150 | 118 | 26 | 6 |
1156 | This ladder is executives only - come back when you've got more experience. | 1.2533 | 0.04034 | 150 | 116 | 30 | 4 |
1157 | And if you have a problem with it Billy, my inner child will take your lunch money too. | 1.2517 | 0.03903 | 143 | 109 | 32 | 2 |
1158 | Sorry kid, this is the new flight evacuation trainer for Cheepo Air and by the way the see-saw is off limits for turbulence training. | 1.2517 | 0.04300 | 147 | 116 | 25 | 6 |
1159 | Don't worry, court is only in recess for another five minutes." | 1.2517 | 0.04190 | 147 | 115 | 27 | 5 |
1160 | Your day will come, kid. | 1.2517 | 0.04614 | 147 | 119 | 19 | 9 |
1161 | Casual Friday. Why do you ask? | 1.2517 | 0.04300 | 147 | 116 | 25 | 6 |
1162 | 'No Johnny, Devils' Triangle is a different game. | 1.2517 | 0.04190 | 147 | 115 | 27 | 5 |
1163 | Sorry kid, you need at least two years of experience for this position. | 1.2517 | 0.04512 | 147 | 118 | 21 | 8 |
1164 | This slide is adults only as part of a new, corporate-subsidized emotional wellbeing initiative—and because it has a 500-pound capacity. | 1.2517 | 0.04407 | 147 | 117 | 23 | 7 |
1165 | Once you’ve really made it you can move on up to the East Slide. | 1.2517 | 0.04078 | 147 | 114 | 29 | 4 |
1166 | It’s a metaphor for life, but the descent is more enjoyable. | 1.2517 | 0.04407 | 147 | 117 | 23 | 7 |
1167 | Age before youth, Buddy. | 1.2517 | 0.04512 | 147 | 118 | 21 | 8 |
1168 | Being Grown Up doesn't mean your an Adult | 1.2517 | 0.04300 | 147 | 116 | 25 | 6 |
1169 | I see London, I see France... | 1.2517 | 0.04300 | 147 | 116 | 25 | 6 |
1170 | It's a sliding scale. | 1.2517 | 0.04078 | 147 | 114 | 29 | 4 |
1171 | We like to swing, too. | 1.2517 | 0.04300 | 147 | 116 | 25 | 6 |
1172 | Always remember, it's never to late to tap into your inner ridiculousness | 1.2517 | 0.04512 | 147 | 118 | 21 | 8 |
1173 | No, that one is for playing on, this one is a metaphor for life's upward struggle that ends in a rapid descent into senescence and death. | 1.2517 | 0.04512 | 147 | 118 | 21 | 8 |
1174 | Mommy and I call this “Daddy’s last bucket list item.” | 1.2517 | 0.04078 | 147 | 114 | 29 | 4 |
1175 | Too bad....it was YOUR idea of “take your parents to the playground” day. | 1.2517 | 0.03962 | 147 | 113 | 31 | 3 |
1176 | I learned it from watching you. | 1.2517 | 0.04300 | 147 | 116 | 25 | 6 |
1177 | You get 30 minutes for recess? Our boss only gives us 20. | 1.2517 | 0.03962 | 147 | 113 | 31 | 3 |
1178 | It may be cold comfort in this chaotic era, but Americans should know that there are adults in the room. | 1.2517 | 0.04512 | 147 | 118 | 21 | 8 |
1179 | Run along, kid. This is the slide of broken dreams. See you in 30 years. | 1.2517 | 0.04190 | 147 | 115 | 27 | 5 |
1180 | Go play in the street, kid. | 1.2517 | 0.04078 | 147 | 114 | 29 | 4 |
1181 | Sorry kid, this slide is reserved for our company's wellness program enrollees. | 1.2517 | 0.04407 | 147 | 117 | 23 | 7 |
1182 | You don't complain when we play "Chutes and Ladders" together at home. | 1.2517 | 0.04300 | 147 | 116 | 25 | 6 |
1183 | It's not the size of the slide, it's the number of bureaucratic obstacles we overcame that makes it so fun. | 1.2517 | 0.04429 | 151 | 121 | 22 | 8 |
1184 | I'll be glad when the power's back on | 1.2517 | 0.04119 | 151 | 118 | 28 | 5 |
1185 | The judge ordered the courtroom to take a recess. | 1.2517 | 0.04225 | 151 | 119 | 26 | 6 |
1186 | That's right, junior, the big slide is for people who have no shame. | 1.2500 | 0.04381 | 148 | 118 | 23 | 7 |
1187 | Beat it, kid. We're checking this out for the President. | 1.2500 | 0.04586 | 148 | 120 | 19 | 9 |
1188 | The judge said we're in recess, so... | 1.2500 | 0.04274 | 148 | 117 | 25 | 6 |
1189 | Welcome to the real world | 1.2500 | 0.04274 | 148 | 117 | 25 | 6 |
1190 | He's assessing the risk. | 1.2500 | 0.03939 | 148 | 114 | 31 | 3 |
1191 | No cuts. No butts. No coconuts. | 1.2500 | 0.04381 | 148 | 118 | 23 | 7 |
1192 | Wait ‘till you see our merry-go-round. | 1.2500 | 0.04274 | 148 | 117 | 25 | 6 |
1193 | Stop telling me what to do. You're not my real son and you never will be | 1.2500 | 0.04166 | 148 | 116 | 27 | 5 |
1194 | He said "whee", not "wee". | 1.2483 | 0.04748 | 145 | 119 | 16 | 10 |
1195 | After we’re done learning how to use the slide, we’ll discuss proper sandbox etiquette. | 1.2483 | 0.04213 | 145 | 114 | 26 | 5 |
1196 | Life starts to go downhill after the age of twenty-one. | 1.2483 | 0.04435 | 145 | 116 | 22 | 7 |
1197 | Yeah, I don’t think so. | 1.2483 | 0.04435 | 145 | 116 | 22 | 7 |
1198 | If you have to pee just hold it, it's almost my turn to go down the slide! | 1.2483 | 0.03979 | 145 | 112 | 30 | 3 |
1199 | No, Brian, this one is for disillusioned GROWN-UPS | 1.2483 | 0.04435 | 145 | 116 | 22 | 7 |
1200 | We've been ordered to review the "customer experience". Our new principal has a business background. | 1.2483 | 0.04325 | 145 | 115 | 24 | 6 |
1201 | After that hearing, we need this. | 1.2483 | 0.04541 | 145 | 117 | 20 | 8 |
1202 | Leveraged buyout. Live with it. | 1.2483 | 0.04213 | 145 | 114 | 26 | 5 |
1203 | No son, she's a feminist-you can't help her down the slide. | 1.2483 | 0.04748 | 145 | 119 | 16 | 10 |
1204 | Its a Millennial Thing | 1.2483 | 0.04213 | 145 | 114 | 26 | 5 |
1205 | I don’t care who your dad is, you’ll wait in line like the rest of us. | 1.2483 | 0.04325 | 145 | 115 | 24 | 6 |
1206 | You don't understand, we really need this right now. | 1.2483 | 0.04541 | 145 | 117 | 20 | 8 |
1207 | Go back to your own corporate ladder. | 1.2483 | 0.04325 | 145 | 115 | 24 | 6 |
1208 | I'm not gonna lie to you, working for a company that builds playgrounds has its benefits. | 1.2483 | 0.04435 | 145 | 116 | 22 | 7 |
1209 | We'd thought that we would try this first before buying a couple of Harley's" | 1.2483 | 0.04435 | 145 | 116 | 22 | 7 |
1210 | When you grow up and assume power just because you can, then you'll be able to monopolize the big slide. | 1.2483 | 0.04098 | 145 | 113 | 28 | 4 |
1211 | We’re doing research for Consumer Reports kid , so get in line! | 1.2483 | 0.04435 | 145 | 116 | 22 | 7 |
1212 | We're Congress in recess -- the president kicked us out of the sandbox. | 1.2483 | 0.04213 | 145 | 114 | 26 | 5 |
1213 | Sorry kid, this is the existential crisis only slide. | 1.2483 | 0.04435 | 145 | 116 | 22 | 7 |
1214 | Act your age. Go do a start-up. | 1.2478 | 0.05411 | 113 | 93 | 12 | 8 |
1215 | I'm sorry kiddo, the grownups just need a little recess from the real world. | 1.2466 | 0.04188 | 146 | 115 | 26 | 5 |
1216 | You have to be drunk for this one. | 1.2466 | 0.04073 | 146 | 114 | 28 | 4 |
1217 | Jimmy, did you get the dinner started? | 1.2466 | 0.04073 | 146 | 114 | 28 | 4 |
1218 | We don't drink, so this is our Happy Hour. | 1.2466 | 0.04188 | 146 | 115 | 26 | 5 |
1219 | Listen kid, this slides all about mid life crisis's, menopause and little blue pills! | 1.2466 | 0.04299 | 146 | 116 | 24 | 6 |
1220 | You don't pay taxes, that is what the little slide is for. | 1.2466 | 0.04299 | 146 | 116 | 24 | 6 |
1221 | This is NOT what '#Me too' means. | 1.2466 | 0.04188 | 146 | 115 | 26 | 5 |
1222 | Would you rather Daddy resume his love affair with scotch whiskey and Mrs Henderson, not necessarily in that order? | 1.2466 | 0.04407 | 146 | 117 | 22 | 7 |
1223 | You’re not stressed. | 1.2466 | 0.04299 | 146 | 116 | 24 | 6 |
1224 | This is the playground for adults when the Prozac has run out. | 1.2466 | 0.04299 | 146 | 116 | 24 | 6 |
1225 | Can we have jello after? | 1.2466 | 0.04407 | 146 | 117 | 22 | 7 |
1226 | Big slide....Big people. | 1.2466 | 0.04299 | 146 | 116 | 24 | 6 |
1227 | Shouldn't you be at school right now? | 1.2466 | 0.04299 | 146 | 116 | 24 | 6 |
1228 | It’s called “a second childhood”. ‘ | 1.2466 | 0.04407 | 146 | 117 | 22 | 7 |
1229 | Relax, kid. This is just a metaphor for the joy we Democrats are feeling during the Kavanaugh inquisition. | 1.2466 | 0.04188 | 146 | 115 | 26 | 5 |
1230 | Why would you ask THAT? | 1.2466 | 0.04407 | 146 | 117 | 22 | 7 |
1231 | The slide's behind you. This is a metaphor. | 1.2466 | 0.04617 | 146 | 119 | 18 | 9 |
1232 | Yes...this is what mommy was referring to when she talked about a "menage a trois." | 1.2466 | 0.04407 | 146 | 117 | 22 | 7 |
1233 | The President sent us here on a recess appointment. | 1.2466 | 0.04188 | 146 | 115 | 26 | 5 |
1234 | What's it look like, kid? We are sliding into middle age and throwing our dignity out the window! | 1.2466 | 0.04188 | 146 | 115 | 26 | 5 |
1235 | Our butts no longer fit on the seasaw! | 1.2466 | 0.04617 | 146 | 119 | 18 | 9 |
1236 | Principal Jordan, will I be breaking any rules if I do my homework? | 1.2466 | 0.04407 | 146 | 117 | 22 | 7 |
1237 | You can't' just be unhappy. It only works if you're unhappy and over thirty. | 1.2466 | 0.03956 | 146 | 113 | 30 | 3 |
1238 | Of course I feel like a kid... after a couple of drinks. | 1.2466 | 0.04407 | 146 | 117 | 22 | 7 |
1239 | We are making this playground great again! | 1.2466 | 0.04188 | 146 | 115 | 26 | 5 |
1240 | So sue me. | 1.2466 | 0.04299 | 146 | 116 | 24 | 6 |
1241 | It’s not appropriate to call it the slide for old, fat people. | 1.2466 | 0.04188 | 146 | 115 | 26 | 5 |
1242 | No son of mine asks for frontsies. | 1.2465 | 0.04378 | 142 | 113 | 23 | 6 |
1243 | Yeah! Sue me. | 1.2465 | 0.04262 | 142 | 112 | 25 | 5 |
1244 | It takes 10,000 hours to master a skill. | 1.2465 | 0.04262 | 142 | 112 | 25 | 5 |
1245 | Please can I show you how to do it just one more time? | 1.2465 | 0.04021 | 142 | 110 | 29 | 3 |
1246 | Your allowance in advance? Waddaya mean just in case? | 1.2465 | 0.04262 | 142 | 112 | 25 | 5 |
1247 | Co-opting our playground is one thing, appropriating our childhood is another... | 1.2465 | 0.04490 | 142 | 114 | 21 | 7 |
1248 | Someday, when you feel the cold grey hand of mortality grip your innards, you'll understand why dignity is something to be exchanged for one brief moment of childlike wonder. | 1.2465 | 0.04262 | 142 | 112 | 25 | 5 |
1249 | Humor them. My parents are idiots. | 1.2465 | 0.04262 | 142 | 112 | 25 | 5 |
1250 | Sorry, kid. No work, no play. | 1.2465 | 0.04262 | 142 | 112 | 25 | 5 |
1251 | Sorry kid, we just really need to take a break from politics. | 1.2465 | 0.04262 | 142 | 112 | 25 | 5 |
1252 | Is this safe? | 1.2465 | 0.04915 | 142 | 118 | 13 | 11 |
1253 | Believe me, I need it more than you | 1.2465 | 0.04262 | 142 | 112 | 25 | 5 |
1254 | Get back to me in 30 years. | 1.2465 | 0.04262 | 142 | 112 | 25 | 5 |
1255 | Tell Mommy that Daddy is going to be late getting home from work.” | 1.2465 | 0.04262 | 142 | 112 | 25 | 5 |
1256 | Growing up doesn't mean acting like a grown up. | 1.2465 | 0.04600 | 142 | 115 | 19 | 8 |
1257 | It’s simple. No pants - no slides. | 1.2465 | 0.04490 | 142 | 114 | 21 | 7 |
1258 | We're trying to enjoy downward mobility. | 1.2465 | 0.04143 | 142 | 111 | 27 | 4 |
1259 | Tell mom I'm climbing the ladder. | 1.2465 | 0.04378 | 142 | 113 | 23 | 6 |
1260 | Son, this is the Republicans' slide. That one for Democrats, immigants, and kids. | 1.2465 | 0.04490 | 142 | 114 | 21 | 7 |
1261 | You got time, kid, it's your first childhood. | 1.2465 | 0.04262 | 142 | 112 | 25 | 5 |
1262 | It's not just kids who have their ups and downs. | 1.2465 | 0.04378 | 142 | 113 | 23 | 6 |
1263 | Letting you onto the adult slide could be a slippery slope. | 1.2465 | 0.04021 | 142 | 110 | 29 | 3 |
1264 | Some idiot in HR thought this would be a good team-building exercise. | 1.2465 | 0.04262 | 142 | 112 | 25 | 5 |
1265 | Sorry pal you need an AARP card for this one. | 1.2465 | 0.04021 | 142 | 110 | 29 | 3 |
1266 | The minimum age requirement for this slide is 35 years old | 1.2465 | 0.04490 | 142 | 114 | 21 | 7 |
1267 | This is how I did it when I was your age. | 1.2465 | 0.04490 | 142 | 114 | 21 | 7 |
1268 | It's bring your parents to the playground day. | 1.2465 | 0.04262 | 142 | 112 | 25 | 5 |
1269 | You can try this one when your morals start slipping. It looks like more fun than it is. | 1.2465 | 0.04490 | 142 | 114 | 21 | 7 |
1270 | Lesson number one for career advice: do what you love. | 1.2465 | 0.04262 | 142 | 112 | 25 | 5 |
1271 | Sorry, kid. It's a hostile takeover. | 1.2465 | 0.04378 | 142 | 113 | 23 | 6 |
1272 | I”m sorry son, this slide is for executives only” | 1.2465 | 0.04262 | 142 | 112 | 25 | 5 |
1273 | Run along Timmy. Daddy has work to do. | 1.2465 | 0.04021 | 142 | 110 | 29 | 3 |
1274 | This is not the think big I was talking about." | 1.2465 | 0.04378 | 142 | 113 | 23 | 6 |
1275 | 40 is the new 4, kid. | 1.2465 | 0.04490 | 142 | 114 | 21 | 7 |
1276 | My playground, my rules. | 1.2465 | 0.04490 | 142 | 114 | 21 | 7 |
1277 | We’re trying to bring back irrational exuberance. | 1.2465 | 0.04378 | 142 | 113 | 23 | 6 |
1278 | No MBA, no big slide. | 1.2465 | 0.04490 | 142 | 114 | 21 | 7 |
1279 | Just let me have one more go then I'll take you to school | 1.2465 | 0.04378 | 142 | 113 | 23 | 6 |
1280 | If my taxes are paying for it, it's mine, got it? | 1.2465 | 0.04490 | 142 | 114 | 21 | 7 |
1281 | You are a 47-year-old accounts receivable clerk from Akron, Ohio, and this is a recurring anxiety dream. | 1.2465 | 0.04490 | 142 | 114 | 21 | 7 |
1282 | Don't make your Mother and I regret buying you these slides. | 1.2465 | 0.04490 | 142 | 114 | 21 | 7 |
1283 | This is the big kids slide. Your slide is over there. | 1.2465 | 0.04143 | 142 | 111 | 27 | 4 |
1284 | Trust me kid, we know a lawsuit when we see one. | 1.2465 | 0.04378 | 142 | 113 | 23 | 6 |
1285 | It'll be your turn in sixty years, kid. | 1.2465 | 0.04143 | 142 | 111 | 27 | 4 |
1286 | Beat it kid! We're playing CORPORATE Chutes and Ladders. | 1.2465 | 0.04490 | 142 | 114 | 21 | 7 |
1287 | "This is your first lesson in diversity and inclusiveness." | 1.2465 | 0.04262 | 142 | 112 | 25 | 5 |
1288 | We’re presidential advisors. . . give us a break, will ya? | 1.2465 | 0.04600 | 142 | 115 | 19 | 8 |
1289 | It's a contest to see who goes down the slowest. | 1.2465 | 0.04143 | 142 | 111 | 27 | 4 |
1290 | Why, when I was your age . . . | 1.2465 | 0.04378 | 142 | 113 | 23 | 6 |
1291 | They're in training for the next financial crisis. | 1.2465 | 0.04143 | 142 | 111 | 27 | 4 |
1292 | It's the corporate slide, kid | 1.2465 | 0.04262 | 142 | 112 | 25 | 5 |
1293 | Before cellphones Jimmy, this was about as upskirt as you could get. | 1.2465 | 0.04490 | 142 | 114 | 21 | 7 |
1294 | Hey Mister...No Trump Cuts. | 1.2448 | 0.04462 | 143 | 115 | 21 | 7 |
1295 | Size matters, kid. | 1.2448 | 0.04236 | 143 | 113 | 25 | 5 |
1296 | Wait until you see the bannister. | 1.2448 | 0.04462 | 143 | 115 | 21 | 7 |
1297 | My Dad says it’s all downhill after 50. | 1.2448 | 0.04351 | 143 | 114 | 23 | 6 |
1298 | Sorry, kid. Mid-life crises only on the big slide. | 1.2448 | 0.03997 | 143 | 111 | 29 | 3 |
1299 | The court case is in recess. | 1.2448 | 0.04236 | 143 | 113 | 25 | 5 |
1300 | I wish I could tell you when we'd be done, but we're on tenure. | 1.2448 | 0.04118 | 143 | 112 | 27 | 4 |
1301 | You wouldn't understand since its not on your iPhone. | 1.2448 | 0.04236 | 143 | 113 | 25 | 5 |
1302 | You know the nearer your destination The more you're slip slidin' away! | 1.2448 | 0.04571 | 143 | 116 | 19 | 8 |
1303 | Sorry kid, This is only for IT professionals. | 1.2448 | 0.04118 | 143 | 112 | 27 | 4 |
1304 | The fuck you want? | 1.2448 | 0.04571 | 143 | 116 | 19 | 8 |
1305 | Sorry, kid. It's an executive therapy slide only. | 1.2448 | 0.04462 | 143 | 115 | 21 | 7 |
1306 | They say this is the only free ride we get. | 1.2444 | 0.04135 | 135 | 105 | 27 | 3 |
1307 | You can use this slide once you pay your own taxes. | 1.2444 | 0.04267 | 135 | 106 | 25 | 4 |
1308 | When you get a nice severance package, that's when! | 1.2429 | 0.04286 | 140 | 111 | 24 | 5 |
1309 | I have my mother's permission. | 1.2429 | 0.04286 | 140 | 111 | 24 | 5 |
1310 | We're performing an audit on the slide. | 1.2429 | 0.04519 | 140 | 113 | 20 | 7 |
1311 | Because it's here. | 1.2429 | 0.04631 | 140 | 114 | 18 | 8 |
1312 | Thanks to the school district's budget cuts, this slide is now being used as the teacher's Health & Wellness Program. | 1.2429 | 0.04519 | 140 | 113 | 20 | 7 |
1313 | My wife wanted us to be swingers, but I'm more comfortable as a slider. | 1.2429 | 0.04404 | 140 | 112 | 22 | 6 |
1314 | wait your turn kid,it took us 30years to admit to our "deprived childhood". | 1.2429 | 0.04039 | 140 | 109 | 28 | 3 |
1315 | We get the big slide 'cus these are the Trump years and I can kick your seven-year-old ass, okay? | 1.2429 | 0.04631 | 140 | 114 | 18 | 8 |
1316 | Right: same toys, only bigger. | 1.2429 | 0.04286 | 140 | 111 | 24 | 5 |
1317 | You’ll always be chasing your first slide, kid. | 1.2429 | 0.04631 | 140 | 114 | 18 | 8 |
1318 | The judge said court would recess until tomorrow morning. | 1.2429 | 0.04404 | 140 | 112 | 22 | 6 |
1319 | Beat it kid, the slide is only for second childhoods. | 1.2429 | 0.04519 | 140 | 113 | 20 | 7 |
1320 | Get to work paying into our social security. | 1.2429 | 0.04404 | 140 | 112 | 22 | 6 |
1321 | You’ll need to pay for a share - this is a corporate ladder. | 1.2429 | 0.04741 | 140 | 115 | 16 | 9 |
1322 | There’s a height requirement son. I don’t make the rules. | 1.2429 | 0.04286 | 140 | 111 | 24 | 5 |
1323 | We replaced Casual Friday with Playful Friday. | 1.2429 | 0.04039 | 140 | 109 | 28 | 3 |
1324 | Talk to me in forty years when you get three weeks of PTO. | 1.2429 | 0.04404 | 140 | 112 | 22 | 6 |
1325 | We are prepaing for the expcted slide in the stock market | 1.2429 | 0.04286 | 140 | 111 | 24 | 5 |
1326 | In another 40 years, you can go first. | 1.2429 | 0.04519 | 140 | 113 | 20 | 7 |
1327 | Sorry kid, you need to be a little bit taller and a lot more desperate. | 1.2429 | 0.04164 | 140 | 110 | 26 | 4 |
1328 | Get behind her and push. I have to that with your mother,too. | 1.2429 | 0.04404 | 140 | 112 | 22 | 6 |
1329 | Cry to your own dad, kid. We were here first. | 1.2426 | 0.03690 | 136 | 103 | 33 | 0 |
1330 | Sorry, son. You must be in your mid-life crisis or older to try this ride. | 1.2411 | 0.04014 | 141 | 110 | 28 | 3 |
1331 | Dad, can we leave? | 1.2409 | 0.04337 | 137 | 109 | 23 | 5 |
1332 | Sorry kid, this one’s taxpayers-only. | 1.2409 | 0.04459 | 137 | 110 | 21 | 6 |
1333 | Adulting is hard. We need this more than you do. | 1.2409 | 0.04337 | 137 | 109 | 23 | 5 |
1334 | More problems more slide | 1.2391 | 0.04430 | 138 | 111 | 21 | 6 |
1335 | Adult privilege, champ! | 1.2391 | 0.04185 | 138 | 109 | 25 | 4 |
1336 | Did you call in sick too? | 1.2391 | 0.03924 | 138 | 107 | 29 | 2 |
1337 | It's Take Your Parent to Playground Day! | 1.2391 | 0.04548 | 138 | 112 | 19 | 7 |
1338 | Adults have bigger ups and downs. | 1.2391 | 0.04548 | 138 | 112 | 19 | 7 |
1339 | Oh yeah? Well if my dad were alive he could totally beat up your dad. | 1.2391 | 0.04663 | 138 | 113 | 17 | 8 |
1340 | No, this is a class about investing" | 1.2388 | 0.04391 | 134 | 107 | 22 | 5 |
1341 | This is way more fun than climbing the corporate ladder! | 1.2370 | 0.03963 | 135 | 105 | 28 | 2 |
1342 | Sorry. Adult-children only. | 1.2370 | 0.04233 | 135 | 107 | 24 | 4 |
1343 | And just remember, son--stocks can go up as well as down! | 1.2370 | 0.04362 | 135 | 108 | 22 | 5 |
1344 | Go pound sand! | 1.2370 | 0.04842 | 135 | 112 | 14 | 9 |
1345 | This is a slippery slope, son. Once you go down, there's no coming back up. | 1.2370 | 0.04362 | 135 | 108 | 22 | 5 |
1346 | Remember, in life it's never too late. | 1.2370 | 0.04608 | 135 | 110 | 18 | 7 |
1347 | When you have an inner child, you will understand. | 1.2370 | 0.04233 | 135 | 107 | 24 | 4 |
1348 | When you become a CFO you can ride the big slide too, kid. | 1.2370 | 0.04100 | 135 | 106 | 26 | 3 |
1349 | Sorry, kiddo, this one’s reserved for those whose spirits have been crushed by a relentlessly cynical world. | 1.2370 | 0.04608 | 135 | 110 | 18 | 7 |
1350 | It'ss a three slide presentation, kid. | 1.2370 | 0.04233 | 135 | 107 | 24 | 4 |
1351 | Go use your own slide... this is reserved for the City Council. | 1.2370 | 0.04233 | 135 | 107 | 24 | 4 |
1352 | Trust me, kid--being a grown-up isn't as fun as it looks. | 1.2370 | 0.04100 | 135 | 106 | 26 | 3 |
1353 | I'm not looking up her skirt son. | 1.2370 | 0.04727 | 135 | 111 | 16 | 8 |
1354 | Sure, once you find a necktie to put on. | 1.2370 | 0.04362 | 135 | 108 | 22 | 5 |
1355 | Back off, buddy. This one requires a mid-life crisis. | 1.2370 | 0.04233 | 135 | 107 | 24 | 4 |
1356 | You millennials need to grow up! | 1.2370 | 0.04608 | 135 | 110 | 18 | 7 |
1357 | This is quality time - for the adults. | 1.2370 | 0.04487 | 135 | 109 | 20 | 6 |
1358 | Sorry kid, this slide is for the gainfully employed | 1.2370 | 0.04487 | 135 | 109 | 20 | 6 |
1359 | You'll understand when you're older. | 1.2370 | 0.04487 | 135 | 109 | 20 | 6 |
1360 | Hey kid, when you had the week we had, you’ll understand why we need this. | 1.2370 | 0.04362 | 135 | 108 | 22 | 5 |
1361 | Don't hop on landing | 1.2370 | 0.04487 | 135 | 109 | 20 | 6 |
1362 | At your age, I only had a filthy rubber tire swing, and a stick for a horse. So , yes, I’ll take the risk! | 1.2370 | 0.04233 | 135 | 107 | 24 | 4 |
1363 | On this one, men need to wear a tie. | 1.2370 | 0.04233 | 135 | 107 | 24 | 4 |
1364 | Listen kid, choose a job you love, and you'll never work a day in your life. | 1.2370 | 0.04487 | 135 | 109 | 20 | 6 |
1365 | Use the other one kid, this is the ladder of success. | 1.2370 | 0.04362 | 135 | 108 | 22 | 5 |
1366 | Let me show you how I medaled at Sochi! | 1.2366 | 0.04446 | 131 | 105 | 21 | 5 |
1367 | The end is near. | 1.2366 | 0.04174 | 131 | 103 | 25 | 3 |
1368 | One day, you’ll be able to climb the corporate ladder too. | 1.2348 | 0.04283 | 132 | 105 | 23 | 4 |
1369 | 20s are the new 10s; get used to it. | 1.2348 | 0.04416 | 132 | 106 | 21 | 5 |
1370 | Note to my younger self: Have fun while you can. | 1.2348 | 0.04545 | 132 | 107 | 19 | 6 |
1371 | I paid for this thing, kid. I go first. | 1.2348 | 0.04416 | 132 | 106 | 21 | 5 |
1372 | It's like our economic forecast, but more fun. | 1.2348 | 0.04416 | 132 | 106 | 21 | 5 |
1373 | This is OUR metaphor for the grueling climb up the employment hierarchy and sudden free fall into obsolescence of corporate culture, and stay off the adult mood swings, too.” | 1.2348 | 0.04283 | 132 | 105 | 23 | 4 |
1374 | We need this more than you do honey. | 1.2348 | 0.04283 | 132 | 105 | 23 | 4 |
1375 | We’re a new political party called “WEEEEEEEEEE! the People” | 1.2348 | 0.04416 | 132 | 106 | 21 | 5 |
1376 | Sorry, kid. Only for those in their second childhood. | 1.2348 | 0.04545 | 132 | 107 | 19 | 6 |
1377 | Think of it as a metaphor for life, kid.... | 1.2348 | 0.04416 | 132 | 106 | 21 | 5 |
1378 | This slide is for inner children only. Yours is over there. | 1.2348 | 0.04416 | 132 | 106 | 21 | 5 |
1379 | Hey, grow up, would ya? | 1.2348 | 0.04146 | 132 | 104 | 25 | 3 |
1380 | This is our recess, too, you know. | 1.2348 | 0.04416 | 132 | 106 | 21 | 5 |
1381 | It's called regression therapy. You won't need it for about twenty years. | 1.2348 | 0.04545 | 132 | 107 | 19 | 6 |
1382 | Go away, kid. It’s happy hour. | 1.2331 | 0.04254 | 133 | 106 | 23 | 4 |
1383 | It's a perk of the gig economy. | 1.2331 | 0.04386 | 133 | 107 | 21 | 5 |
1384 | It's just like the economy." | 1.2331 | 0.04760 | 133 | 110 | 15 | 8 |
1385 | It's a new economic theory. The fun we're having will eventually slide down to you. | 1.2331 | 0.04514 | 133 | 108 | 19 | 6 |
1386 | Well, son, a person's a person no matter how tall. | 1.2331 | 0.04386 | 133 | 107 | 21 | 5 |
1387 | Cool it, kid. My tax dollars pay for this. | 1.2326 | 0.04472 | 129 | 104 | 20 | 5 |
1388 | Sorry kid, it's company mandated. | 1.2313 | 0.04357 | 134 | 108 | 21 | 5 |
1389 | Welcome to the “BIG” slippery slope. | 1.2313 | 0.04484 | 134 | 109 | 19 | 6 |
1390 | Sorry, sonny, this is only for second childhoods! | 1.2313 | 0.04357 | 134 | 108 | 21 | 5 |
1391 | Practice, practice, practice | 1.2313 | 0.04091 | 134 | 106 | 25 | 3 |
1392 | Stop staring. That’s not what ‘parental supervision’ means. | 1.2313 | 0.04357 | 134 | 108 | 21 | 5 |
1393 | No. Sorry. This one is for home based consultants. | 1.2313 | 0.04607 | 134 | 110 | 17 | 7 |
1394 | Did your taxes pay for the playground? No? I didn't think so. | 1.2313 | 0.03952 | 134 | 105 | 27 | 2 |
1395 | Adults are just kids with much better toys | 1.2313 | 0.04226 | 134 | 107 | 23 | 4 |
1396 | As kindergarten teachers, this is the only real work experience that we can get. | 1.2313 | 0.04091 | 134 | 106 | 25 | 3 |
1397 | Why? This is a therapy group for recovering workaholics. | 1.2308 | 0.04573 | 130 | 106 | 18 | 6 |
1398 | Don't let them fool you. THIS is the ladder of success. | 1.2308 | 0.04702 | 130 | 107 | 16 | 7 |
1399 | This playground does not tolerate ageism. | 1.2308 | 0.04702 | 130 | 107 | 16 | 7 |
1400 | No, its our lunch break. | 1.2308 | 0.04164 | 130 | 103 | 24 | 3 |
1401 | Do *your* taxes pay for this park? | 1.2308 | 0.04305 | 130 | 104 | 22 | 4 |
1402 | This is our metaphor, kid, go find your own. | 1.2308 | 0.04305 | 130 | 104 | 22 | 4 |
1403 | Age before, well, whatever. | 1.2308 | 0.04441 | 130 | 105 | 20 | 5 |
1404 | Sorry kid, but on Fridays this slide is school staff only. | 1.2308 | 0.04305 | 130 | 104 | 22 | 4 |
1405 | I suppose I am grounding you, in a way. | 1.2308 | 0.04827 | 130 | 108 | 14 | 8 |
1406 | Your millennial moment has passed. You’re not that special. Get in line. | 1.2308 | 0.04305 | 130 | 104 | 22 | 4 |
1407 | Just because she's a girl it doesn't mean the slide is not challenging. | 1.2308 | 0.04164 | 130 | 103 | 24 | 3 |
1408 | I also prefer this to bring your child to work day. | 1.2308 | 0.04573 | 130 | 106 | 18 | 6 |
1409 | Is your office park hiring? | 1.2308 | 0.04441 | 130 | 105 | 20 | 5 |
1410 | We won’t be long. Our office slide is in the shop. | 1.2308 | 0.04164 | 130 | 103 | 24 | 3 |
1411 | This is the daddy and mommy slide. | 1.2308 | 0.04441 | 130 | 105 | 20 | 5 |
1412 | This one’s for the age of senescence. That one’s for the age of innocence. | 1.2308 | 0.04441 | 130 | 105 | 20 | 5 |
1413 | Someday this will all make sense, Danny. | 1.2308 | 0.04164 | 130 | 103 | 24 | 3 |
1414 | Kid let me you once you go down the slippery slope there is no going back. | 1.2308 | 0.04702 | 130 | 107 | 16 | 7 |
1415 | There was a turf war, Andy. And the grown-ups won the funnest slide. Stop bellyaching; it's playground rules. | 1.2308 | 0.04305 | 130 | 104 | 22 | 4 |
1416 | Better late than never | 1.2308 | 0.04441 | 130 | 105 | 20 | 5 |
1417 | Son, it's called graded exposure. Another few months of therapy, and I'll be ready to take you on that roller coaster. | 1.2308 | 0.04305 | 130 | 104 | 22 | 4 |
1418 | I call it playground therapy. The wife sees her husband acting lik "The judge told us to take a ten-minute recess." | 1.2308 | 0.04164 | 130 | 103 | 24 | 3 |
1419 | Yes, I heard you say you wanted large sliders and fries. | 1.2308 | 0.04702 | 130 | 107 | 16 | 7 |
1420 | Scram! This is a company character building retreat. | 1.2308 | 0.04305 | 130 | 104 | 22 | 4 |
1421 | So, what? It is cheaper than the therapy. | 1.2308 | 0.04702 | 130 | 107 | 16 | 7 |
1422 | Our inner children need some time off-screen. | 1.2308 | 0.04018 | 130 | 102 | 26 | 2 |
1423 | This one's too big for your britches" | 1.2308 | 0.04827 | 130 | 108 | 14 | 8 |
1424 | When I was your age I’d probably sneak a peek—but in today’s environment... | 1.2308 | 0.04827 | 130 | 108 | 14 | 8 |
1425 | No, Bobby. You need to grow at least two feet more and then drink at least three martinis before you can use the big kids slide. | 1.2308 | 0.04305 | 130 | 104 | 22 | 4 |
1426 | This slide is reserved for fearless, adventurous adults. | 1.2308 | 0.04573 | 130 | 106 | 18 | 6 |
1427 | Climb the ladder, don’t touch the girl, and you’ll be fine. | 1.2308 | 0.04702 | 130 | 107 | 16 | 7 |
1428 | Can we go home now? | 1.2308 | 0.04702 | 130 | 107 | 16 | 7 |
1429 | The boss told us to practice with the new slides, but I can't quite see how this relates to our annual financial overview presentation | 1.2308 | 0.04573 | 130 | 106 | 18 | 6 |
1430 | You'll understand after you have ten years at the same job. | 1.2308 | 0.04573 | 130 | 106 | 18 | 6 |
1431 | One more time...This will really help me connect with Millennials at work." | 1.2308 | 0.04305 | 130 | 104 | 22 | 4 |
1432 | We need this more than you do right now. | 1.2308 | 0.04164 | 130 | 103 | 24 | 3 |
1433 | You'll have to use the other one;this one is reserved for the Judiciary Committee party. | 1.2308 | 0.04573 | 130 | 106 | 18 | 6 |
1434 | You heard about the adult only swimming pool? Well this is the adult only slide! | 1.2308 | 0.04441 | 130 | 105 | 20 | 5 |
1435 | Sorry son, the internet is down. | 1.2308 | 0.04164 | 130 | 103 | 24 | 3 |
1436 | We identify as children...but only at lunchtime...and only on sunny days. | 1.2308 | 0.04305 | 130 | 104 | 22 | 4 |
1437 | Adult Privilege | 1.2308 | 0.04702 | 130 | 107 | 16 | 7 |
1438 | We're reliving the Me Decade. | 1.2308 | 0.04305 | 130 | 104 | 22 | 4 |
1439 | Wait until the congressional recess is over, kid. | 1.2308 | 0.04018 | 130 | 102 | 26 | 2 |
1440 | Not until you understand what "metaphor for life" means. | 1.2308 | 0.04441 | 130 | 105 | 20 | 5 |
1441 | We’ve gone back to try to get our kindergarten equivalency diploma. | 1.2308 | 0.04441 | 130 | 105 | 20 | 5 |
1442 | Don't worry our lunch hour ends in 5. | 1.2308 | 0.04164 | 130 | 103 | 24 | 3 |
1443 | Sorry Ski, only three can play 'Devil's Triangle'. | 1.2308 | 0.04702 | 130 | 107 | 16 | 7 |
1444 | Come back after the midterms. | 1.2308 | 0.04441 | 130 | 105 | 20 | 5 |
1445 | You have to make a recess appointment. | 1.2308 | 0.04702 | 130 | 107 | 16 | 7 |
1446 | Listen Junior, I BOUGHT THE SLIDE, SO IM RIDING THE SLIDE! | 1.2308 | 0.04305 | 130 | 104 | 22 | 4 |
1447 | Sliding into the weekend. | 1.2308 | 0.04441 | 130 | 105 | 20 | 5 |
1448 | No, your 'inner adult' can't use the big people's slide. | 1.2308 | 0.04441 | 130 | 105 | 20 | 5 |
1449 | Youth is relative | 1.2308 | 0.04164 | 130 | 103 | 24 | 3 |
1450 | Hey kiddo! Why aren’t you at school? | 1.2308 | 0.04827 | 130 | 108 | 14 | 8 |
1451 | Watch this, kid. It could be you someday! | 1.2308 | 0.04305 | 130 | 104 | 22 | 4 |
1452 | Today is casual Friday. | 1.2308 | 0.04573 | 130 | 106 | 18 | 6 |
1453 | Didn't your parents teach you to share? | 1.2308 | 0.04018 | 130 | 102 | 26 | 2 |
1454 | Trust me, young man. It's all downhill from here. | 1.2308 | 0.04573 | 130 | 106 | 18 | 6 |
1455 | HOSTILE TAKEOVER "Scram, kid. It's a corporate park now." | 1.2308 | 0.04441 | 130 | 105 | 20 | 5 |
1456 | Not now, Son, I'm very busy. | 1.2308 | 0.04018 | 130 | 102 | 26 | 2 |
1457 | Mr. Smith, Mrs Blake and I are illustrating the principles of inertia, friction and gravety to the third graders. | 1.2308 | 0.04018 | 130 | 102 | 26 | 2 |
1458 | There are so few benefits to seniority these days. | 1.2308 | 0.04164 | 130 | 103 | 24 | 3 |
1459 | Administration slide only | 1.2308 | 0.04441 | 130 | 105 | 20 | 5 |
1460 | My favorite part of Career Day is recess. | 1.2308 | 0.04441 | 130 | 105 | 20 | 5 |
1461 | Only after you do your homework and sign the products liability release. | 1.2308 | 0.04441 | 130 | 105 | 20 | 5 |
1462 | We teachers also like to celebrate Spring break. | 1.2308 | 0.04441 | 130 | 105 | 20 | 5 |
1463 | We are NASA gravity and friction experts on lunch break. | 1.2308 | 0.04702 | 130 | 107 | 16 | 7 |
1464 | When you're an adult, its a "work retreat". | 1.2308 | 0.04164 | 130 | 103 | 24 | 3 |
1465 | You’re adopted. | 1.2308 | 0.04441 | 130 | 105 | 20 | 5 |
1466 | You promise you'll catch me at the bottom? | 1.2308 | 0.04573 | 130 | 106 | 18 | 6 |
1467 | If the judge didn't want us to leave the building then he shouldn't have declared court in recess | 1.2308 | 0.03867 | 130 | 101 | 28 | 1 |
1468 | Some people just never grow up. | 1.2308 | 0.04018 | 130 | 102 | 26 | 2 |
1469 | Go slide over there kid. This one’s for the inner child. | 1.2308 | 0.04305 | 130 | 104 | 22 | 4 |
1470 | Isn’t there a screen around somewhere that you should be gazing in to? | 1.2308 | 0.04702 | 130 | 107 | 16 | 7 |
1471 | You're a kid, think about it. | 1.2308 | 0.04164 | 130 | 103 | 24 | 3 |
1472 | Eventually it will grow kid, you can’t rush a mustache | 1.2308 | 0.04441 | 130 | 105 | 20 | 5 |
1473 | After this, we do the swings, then the board meeting adjourns. | 1.2308 | 0.04441 | 130 | 105 | 20 | 5 |
1474 | The lesson is that as you get older you assume responsibilities You don't really grow up. | 1.2308 | 0.04573 | 130 | 106 | 18 | 6 |
1475 | You can play by the rules or just go with it! | 1.2308 | 0.04164 | 130 | 103 | 24 | 3 |
1476 | Don't worry, kid. The bouncy castle hurts our sciatica. | 1.2308 | 0.04441 | 130 | 105 | 20 | 5 |
1477 | We're with the Department of Education - we don't care about your state and local cutsies regulations. | 1.2308 | 0.04702 | 130 | 107 | 16 | 7 |
1478 | Like I tell the defendants- I will not let you slide. | 1.2308 | 0.04164 | 130 | 103 | 24 | 3 |
1479 | Youth is wasted on the young | 1.2308 | 0.04018 | 130 | 102 | 26 | 2 |
1480 | Tough. | 1.2308 | 0.04573 | 130 | 106 | 18 | 6 |
1481 | Take your unemployed parents to work day! | 1.2308 | 0.04573 | 130 | 106 | 18 | 6 |
1482 | Go play with your bluetooth-enabled toys kid and let the pros show you how it's done. | 1.2308 | 0.04441 | 130 | 105 | 20 | 5 |
1483 | Believe me, I'd still be on the kid's slide if I could. | 1.2308 | 0.04441 | 130 | 105 | 20 | 5 |
1484 | I am getting in touch with my inner kid, kid! | 1.2308 | 0.04305 | 130 | 104 | 22 | 4 |
1485 | Go back to the car and grab the selfie stick, will ya? | 1.2308 | 0.04305 | 130 | 104 | 22 | 4 |
1486 | What happens in the playground. Stays in the playground. | 1.2308 | 0.04573 | 130 | 106 | 18 | 6 |
1487 | It's a metaphor kid. Middle management, upper management, and severance pay. | 1.2308 | 0.04573 | 130 | 106 | 18 | 6 |
1488 | Our office is trying to cut costs on the company retreat this year | 1.2308 | 0.04018 | 130 | 102 | 26 | 2 |
1489 | For you, it's just fun; for us it's a metaphor. You spend your life climbing to the top, then it's all downhill from there. | 1.2308 | 0.04573 | 130 | 106 | 18 | 6 |
1490 | Son, life'll lift you up just to let you down. | 1.2308 | 0.04441 | 130 | 105 | 20 | 5 |
1491 | It’s not your turn, Jimmy. Grow up!” | 1.2308 | 0.04441 | 130 | 105 | 20 | 5 |
1492 | Donald, when you grow up, you can look up women's skirts too - just like Daddy.... | 1.2308 | 0.04441 | 130 | 105 | 20 | 5 |
1493 | Not everything your boss tells you to do makes sense, but it all affects your bonus. | 1.2308 | 0.04305 | 130 | 104 | 22 | 4 |
1494 | Sorry, kid. You must be this stressed to ride. | 1.2308 | 0.04441 | 130 | 105 | 20 | 5 |
1495 | Wait your turn kid, we've discovered our inner child! | 1.2308 | 0.04018 | 130 | 102 | 26 | 2 |
1496 | You get the sandbox and the little slide - this big one has a business dress code requirement. | 1.2308 | 0.04018 | 130 | 102 | 26 | 2 |
1497 | I know it's time to go home son but Daddy hasn't hit the sandbox yet! | 1.2308 | 0.04441 | 130 | 105 | 20 | 5 |
1498 | No grown-ups don't have all the fun, but they have bigger fun | 1.2308 | 0.04164 | 130 | 103 | 24 | 3 |
1499 | Oh just grow up! | 1.2308 | 0.04018 | 130 | 102 | 26 | 2 |
1500 | No, I won't use my inside voice! | 1.2308 | 0.04441 | 130 | 105 | 20 | 5 |
1501 | Climbing the ladder of success may seem elementary Son, but really the ride to the bottom is no laughing matter. | 1.2308 | 0.04441 | 130 | 105 | 20 | 5 |
1502 | I had my first slide when I was your age, and I wish I'd never started. | 1.2308 | 0.04305 | 130 | 104 | 22 | 4 |
1503 | When you grow-up you'll undersatand, kid!" | 1.2308 | 0.04164 | 130 | 103 | 24 | 3 |
1504 | What's the eight character or more password? | 1.2308 | 0.04441 | 130 | 105 | 20 | 5 |
1505 | Wait your fucking turn, Jeffery. | 1.2308 | 0.04573 | 130 | 106 | 18 | 6 |
1506 | It really is all downhill from here, kid. | 1.2308 | 0.04018 | 130 | 102 | 26 | 2 |
1507 | Just five more minutes! Please?! | 1.2308 | 0.04164 | 130 | 103 | 24 | 3 |
1508 | Teaching has a new productivity initiative to integrate play at work. | 1.2308 | 0.04305 | 130 | 104 | 22 | 4 |
1509 | You're too damned young. Come back when you're old enough to wear long pants. | 1.2308 | 0.04164 | 130 | 103 | 24 | 3 |
1510 | Isn't this more fun than playing those stupid video games? | 1.2308 | 0.04441 | 130 | 105 | 20 | 5 |
1511 | Mr. Atkinson, this isn't what I had in mind when you wrote 'slideshow' in the syllabus. | 1.2308 | 0.04573 | 130 | 106 | 18 | 6 |
1512 | Tell our HR department to bring back the foosball table! | 1.2308 | 0.04164 | 130 | 103 | 24 | 3 |
1513 | It's the latest Vertical Reality device." | 1.2308 | 0.04441 | 130 | 105 | 20 | 5 |
1514 | We work easy, we play easy | 1.2308 | 0.04827 | 130 | 108 | 14 | 8 |
1515 | Recess was our best life experience. | 1.2308 | 0.04441 | 130 | 105 | 20 | 5 |
1516 | Beat it kid. This slide is for the weeeeee! generation. | 1.2308 | 0.04573 | 130 | 106 | 18 | 6 |
1517 | You can go after the adults have tested the slide for safety. | 1.2308 | 0.04018 | 130 | 102 | 26 | 2 |
1518 | It's easy. You just climb ambitiously to the top, realize how terribly alone you are, and then it's all downhill from there. | 1.2308 | 0.04305 | 130 | 104 | 22 | 4 |
1519 | Yes, but my inner child can crush your outer bully. | 1.2308 | 0.04441 | 130 | 105 | 20 | 5 |
1520 | You’ll understand when you’re older, son. | 1.2308 | 0.04305 | 130 | 104 | 22 | 4 |
1521 | With rayon workwear you can reduce your coefficient of static friction down to nearly zero. | 1.2308 | 0.04164 | 130 | 103 | 24 | 3 |
1522 | It’s part of our new # Weeeeeeee too movement | 1.2308 | 0.04164 | 130 | 103 | 24 | 3 |
1523 | And next we're going to go home and color, no kids allowed. | 1.2308 | 0.04305 | 130 | 104 | 22 | 4 |
1524 | Find your own safe space, Timmy. | 1.2308 | 0.04573 | 130 | 106 | 18 | 6 |
1525 | A hostile takeover? You can't be serious. | 1.2308 | 0.04441 | 130 | 105 | 20 | 5 |
1526 | When you have your own place to live, a career, a family, and a respectable credit rating, then you can ride the grown-up slide. | 1.2308 | 0.04164 | 130 | 103 | 24 | 3 |
1527 | You’ll thank me when you’re my age. | 1.2308 | 0.04573 | 130 | 106 | 18 | 6 |
1528 | Excuse me mister, is life really all downhill from here? | 1.2308 | 0.04573 | 130 | 106 | 18 | 6 |
1529 | We're team-building to rediscover our inner child. | 1.2308 | 0.04164 | 130 | 103 | 24 | 3 |
1530 | When can I go on the big slide?" "When you've had at least 3 major breakdowns and 5 midlife crises." | 1.2308 | 0.04305 | 130 | 104 | 22 | 4 |
1531 | Get out while you can, kid. | 1.2308 | 0.04441 | 130 | 105 | 20 | 5 |
1532 | To get along better with coworkers, we're learning to let go, let a thing or two slide, and stop taking every directive so literally. | 1.2308 | 0.04441 | 130 | 105 | 20 | 5 |
1533 | We call it a "slide" not a play structure. | 1.2308 | 0.04573 | 130 | 106 | 18 | 6 |
1534 | We'll be done sliding when my boss says we're done sliding. | 1.2308 | 0.04702 | 130 | 107 | 16 | 7 |
1535 | What, like your suppose to be the center of the world and I'm not allowed to have any fun? | 1.2308 | 0.04018 | 130 | 102 | 26 | 2 |
1536 | After your Bar-Mitzvah | 1.2308 | 0.04305 | 130 | 104 | 22 | 4 |
1537 | Our union is the best! | 1.2308 | 0.04949 | 130 | 109 | 12 | 9 |
1538 | Look, Johnny. This is what you can have when you get an education and a career. | 1.2308 | 0.04573 | 130 | 106 | 18 | 6 |
1539 | Go play in the sandbox.We adults have serious work to do. | 1.2308 | 0.04573 | 130 | 106 | 18 | 6 |
1540 | This slide is for the adult agoraphobia support group. The kids' slide is over there | 1.2308 | 0.04305 | 130 | 104 | 22 | 4 |
1541 | When you get a little older that slide will be ours too. | 1.2308 | 0.04441 | 130 | 105 | 20 | 5 |
1542 | You already have an inner child. | 1.2308 | 0.04441 | 130 | 105 | 20 | 5 |
1543 | Get a job. | 1.2308 | 0.04305 | 130 | 104 | 22 | 4 |
1544 | If the boss said to go jump in a lake we'd do that too. | 1.2308 | 0.04164 | 130 | 103 | 24 | 3 |
1545 | Why? Just because. | 1.2308 | 0.04305 | 130 | 104 | 22 | 4 |
1546 | You're not old enough for the mid-life-crisis slide, kid. | 1.2308 | 0.04441 | 130 | 105 | 20 | 5 |
1547 | And then the judge said, ‘Court is in recess.’ | 1.2308 | 0.04441 | 130 | 105 | 20 | 5 |
1548 | Sorry kid. This one's for air passenger training. | 1.2308 | 0.04702 | 130 | 107 | 16 | 7 |
1549 | No, it's not a sand-bucket list; it's a plain ole bucket list. | 1.2308 | 0.04441 | 130 | 105 | 20 | 5 |
1550 | You can live vicariously through us for a change. | 1.2308 | 0.04573 | 130 | 106 | 18 | 6 |
1551 | Hey, its my turn to slide into middle age. | 1.2308 | 0.04441 | 130 | 105 | 20 | 5 |
1552 | While we still use "traditional" pronouns, we self identify as "big kids." | 1.2308 | 0.04441 | 130 | 105 | 20 | 5 |
1553 | It's like adult swim, but for the playground. | 1.2308 | 0.04441 | 130 | 105 | 20 | 5 |
1554 | Waiting your turn is a big part of growing up | 1.2308 | 0.04441 | 130 | 105 | 20 | 5 |
1555 | You can play on the adult slide when you're older, Billy. | 1.2308 | 0.04305 | 130 | 104 | 22 | 4 |
1556 | Your mom and dad still love you. They just need a little whee-time. | 1.2308 | 0.04305 | 130 | 104 | 22 | 4 |
1557 | Mommy and I will talk with you after our parent-teacher conference. | 1.2308 | 0.04441 | 130 | 105 | 20 | 5 |
1558 | This is a Life Lesson. Wait your turn! | 1.2308 | 0.04573 | 130 | 106 | 18 | 6 |
1559 | we call it team building | 1.2302 | 0.04241 | 126 | 100 | 23 | 3 |
1560 | Don't be in a rush to grow up. Just enjoy the ride! | 1.2302 | 0.04802 | 126 | 104 | 15 | 7 |
1561 | I said only 5 more minutes | 1.2290 | 0.04411 | 131 | 106 | 20 | 5 |
1562 | You know, "Rosebud" and all that stuff. | 1.2283 | 0.04357 | 127 | 102 | 21 | 4 |
1563 | Don't give me that look—our tax dollars paid for this slide. | 1.2283 | 0.04211 | 127 | 101 | 23 | 3 |
1564 | Don't you have the app? | 1.2283 | 0.04498 | 127 | 103 | 19 | 5 |
1565 | Recess is over when I say it’s over. | 1.2283 | 0.04211 | 127 | 101 | 23 | 3 |
1566 | No, Conrad, this is not the corporate ladder. My, you are a precocious little pip. | 1.2283 | 0.04635 | 127 | 104 | 17 | 6 |
1567 | No! Go have a smoke. I’ll be done soon. | 1.2283 | 0.04498 | 127 | 103 | 19 | 5 |
1568 | You seem a little young for an advanced therapy session. | 1.2283 | 0.04498 | 127 | 103 | 19 | 5 |
1569 | If you’re looking for people who play nice, go check out the sandbox. | 1.2283 | 0.04357 | 127 | 102 | 21 | 4 |
1570 | It's our company retreat. Budgets are tight. | 1.2283 | 0.04060 | 127 | 100 | 25 | 2 |
1571 | We identify as six-year-olds. | 1.2266 | 0.04466 | 128 | 104 | 19 | 5 |
1572 | Your parents are correct, son. I am the Senator and these are the Representatives elected to represent your family in Congress. | 1.2266 | 0.04466 | 128 | 104 | 19 | 5 |
1573 | Tough, kid. I'm in touch with my inner child and he says no 'cutsies'. | 1.2266 | 0.04182 | 128 | 102 | 23 | 3 |
1574 | This is why we climb the ladder | 1.2266 | 0.04032 | 128 | 101 | 25 | 2 |
1575 | Yes I'm listening. Something about bullying. Look, can we talk about this after recess? | 1.2266 | 0.04182 | 128 | 102 | 23 | 3 |
1576 | No we're not trying to steal your childhood and prematurely thrust you into the disenchanting condition known as adulthood. | 1.2266 | 0.04182 | 128 | 102 | 23 | 3 |
1577 | Which sounds more modern, young fellow, “23 Skidoo!” or “Geronimo!”?? | 1.2266 | 0.04327 | 128 | 103 | 21 | 4 |
1578 | No lunch money? No Grownup slide. | 1.2266 | 0.04466 | 128 | 104 | 19 | 5 |
1579 | Sorry, kid, you have to be a virgin all the way through college to use this slide. | 1.2266 | 0.04602 | 128 | 105 | 17 | 6 |
1580 | Sorry, kid. Baby Boomers have annexed the playground to the senior center next door. | 1.2266 | 0.04466 | 128 | 104 | 19 | 5 |
1581 | Back off! We work for the Federal Government and we need the down time. | 1.2266 | 0.04327 | 128 | 103 | 21 | 4 |
1582 | Sorry, this is the mid-life crisis slide | 1.2266 | 0.04327 | 128 | 103 | 21 | 4 |
1583 | Next slide, please. | 1.2266 | 0.04327 | 128 | 103 | 21 | 4 |
1584 | Sorry, not now son, I'm in a meeting. | 1.2266 | 0.04182 | 128 | 102 | 23 | 3 |
1585 | One day we’ll all be dead, James. | 1.2266 | 0.04327 | 128 | 103 | 21 | 4 |
1586 | If you and your friend don't mind, the rest of the team will be here soon and we'll need the other slide too. | 1.2258 | 0.04411 | 124 | 100 | 20 | 4 |
1587 | Bart O’Kavanaugh in College | 1.2240 | 0.04524 | 125 | 102 | 18 | 5 |
1588 | Congress is back in session! | 1.2240 | 0.04665 | 125 | 103 | 16 | 6 |
1589 | We tried the corporate ladder. | 1.2240 | 0.04379 | 125 | 101 | 20 | 4 |
1590 | During the lunch this slide is Adults Only. | 1.2240 | 0.04524 | 125 | 102 | 18 | 5 |
1591 | This is for adults who never got to slide into home plate | 1.2240 | 0.04230 | 125 | 100 | 22 | 3 |
1592 | I’m for a two slide solution. | 1.2240 | 0.04665 | 125 | 103 | 16 | 6 |
1593 | Sorry kid—grandparents rule! | 1.2240 | 0.04379 | 125 | 101 | 20 | 4 |
1594 | Thanks for all the hard work, son. | 1.2240 | 0.04801 | 125 | 104 | 14 | 7 |
1595 | It's called microdosing. You're too young to understand. | 1.2240 | 0.04665 | 125 | 103 | 16 | 6 |
1596 | Sorry, Kid, but someday you'll get your chance to enjoy a 2nd childhood. | 1.2240 | 0.04665 | 125 | 103 | 16 | 6 |
1597 | No, I'm not going to pay you $5 so we have a child accompanying us while we're in the playground. | 1.2240 | 0.04665 | 125 | 103 | 16 | 6 |
1598 | We have to test the enjoyment level of these before we release them to the public. | 1.2240 | 0.04801 | 125 | 104 | 14 | 7 |
1599 | You don't know, kid? Adults are entitled to 12 minutes of fun per week. | 1.2240 | 0.04524 | 125 | 102 | 18 | 5 |
1600 | Only if you are a member of our Frequent Sliders' Club. | 1.2240 | 0.04230 | 125 | 100 | 22 | 3 |
1601 | I've led a lot of hostile corporate takeovers, son, but this one was fun! | 1.2240 | 0.04379 | 125 | 101 | 20 | 4 |
1602 | The days are long and the slide is short | 1.2240 | 0.04665 | 125 | 103 | 16 | 6 |
1603 | Look, kid, you can have the slide after our mandatory employee fun day is over. | 1.2240 | 0.04074 | 125 | 99 | 24 | 2 |
1604 | The helicopter parents have landed. | 1.2240 | 0.04379 | 125 | 101 | 20 | 4 |
1605 | Do you pay taxes? Didn't think so. Scram kid. | 1.2240 | 0.04524 | 125 | 102 | 18 | 5 |
1606 | Not now, kid. The grown-ups are increasing our neuroplasticity. | 1.2240 | 0.04524 | 125 | 102 | 18 | 5 |
1607 | Sorry, you have to be at least 5'2'' for this ride! | 1.2240 | 0.04230 | 125 | 100 | 22 | 3 |
1608 | Wait here. I'll swing by in a minute to pick you up. | 1.2240 | 0.04665 | 125 | 103 | 16 | 6 |
1609 | Look, kid, my day was stressful. Just let me go first. | 1.2240 | 0.04524 | 125 | 102 | 18 | 5 |
1610 | Aren’t you supposed to be looking out for me by the benches? I guess someone isn’t performing their duties as a child. | 1.2240 | 0.04665 | 125 | 103 | 16 | 6 |
1611 | It all started with Bring Your Child to Work Day. | 1.2240 | 0.03744 | 125 | 97 | 28 | 0 |
1612 | Kid, this is one of the advantages of belonging to the FBI. | 1.2240 | 0.04230 | 125 | 100 | 22 | 3 |
1613 | It's Bring Your Work to Child Day. | 1.2240 | 0.04379 | 125 | 101 | 20 | 4 |
1614 | No, you can't catch me at the bottom. | 1.2240 | 0.04665 | 125 | 103 | 16 | 6 |
1615 | That's right kid, an executive order deregulating playgrounds. | 1.2240 | 0.04524 | 125 | 102 | 18 | 5 |
1616 | You might find the step up too big, son. | 1.2240 | 0.04230 | 125 | 100 | 22 | 3 |
1617 | Adulting. | 1.2240 | 0.04665 | 125 | 103 | 16 | 6 |
1618 | The judge said we get a 30 minute recess this time! | 1.2240 | 0.04230 | 125 | 100 | 22 | 3 |
1619 | Can you kids go inside and play on a screen? | 1.2240 | 0.04074 | 125 | 99 | 24 | 2 |
1620 | We are loving our office’s new recess policy. | 1.2240 | 0.04379 | 125 | 101 | 20 | 4 |
1621 | Most of life's slippery slopes aren't fun! | 1.2240 | 0.04665 | 125 | 103 | 16 | 6 |
1622 | It’s like adult swim at the pool | 1.2240 | 0.04379 | 125 | 101 | 20 | 4 |
1623 | Can’t you see that this is the big kids slide? | 1.2240 | 0.04524 | 125 | 102 | 18 | 5 |
1624 | someday,when you grow up,this will be all yours. | 1.2240 | 0.04074 | 125 | 99 | 24 | 2 |
1625 | You'll understand some day. We're off the grid. | 1.2240 | 0.04379 | 125 | 101 | 20 | 4 |
1626 | I don't wanna go home....Can I go down the slide 2 more times? | 1.2240 | 0.04665 | 125 | 103 | 16 | 6 |
1627 | Sorry, court’s in recess now | 1.2240 | 0.04230 | 125 | 100 | 22 | 3 |
1628 | In these uncertain times, we all must rise up...and slide down. | 1.2240 | 0.04379 | 125 | 101 | 20 | 4 |
1629 | When Daddy and his friends on the White House resistance team are finished their fun time, that's when. | 1.2240 | 0.04379 | 125 | 101 | 20 | 4 |
1630 | Wait your turn. It'll be about 50 years. | 1.2240 | 0.04665 | 125 | 103 | 16 | 6 |
1631 | These bring your parents to school days are really catching on. | 1.2240 | 0.04665 | 125 | 103 | 16 | 6 |
1632 | I like this take your parent to play day! | 1.2240 | 0.04665 | 125 | 103 | 16 | 6 |
1633 | Don’t worry. We’re just having our mid-lunch crisis.” | 1.2240 | 0.04230 | 125 | 100 | 22 | 3 |
1634 | Your parents designed the enormous fat ass slide after repeatedly damaging the normal slide. | 1.2240 | 0.04801 | 125 | 104 | 14 | 7 |
1635 | Daddy can’t play with you now because he has work to do | 1.2240 | 0.04074 | 125 | 99 | 24 | 2 |
1636 | It's a metaphor for the stock market. | 1.2240 | 0.04230 | 125 | 100 | 22 | 3 |
1637 | We know it should have been done years ago, but it was still on our bucket lists. | 1.2240 | 0.04379 | 125 | 101 | 20 | 4 |
1638 | Go play with your own species. | 1.2240 | 0.04074 | 125 | 99 | 24 | 2 |
1639 | When you're older you'll understand. | 1.2240 | 0.04379 | 125 | 101 | 20 | 4 |
1640 | Give us a sec, kid. We Gen Xers are finally having our big moment. | 1.2240 | 0.04379 | 125 | 101 | 20 | 4 |
1641 | Believe me, kid, we need it more than you do. | 1.2240 | 0.04074 | 125 | 99 | 24 | 2 |
1642 | When you’re ready for the big slide, you’ll know. | 1.2240 | 0.04230 | 125 | 100 | 22 | 3 |
1643 | Turns out, you millennial's didn't ruin everything. | 1.2240 | 0.04524 | 125 | 102 | 18 | 5 |
1644 | Sorry kid, this Five Step Program is only for adults! | 1.2240 | 0.04524 | 125 | 102 | 18 | 5 |
1645 | You can get your turn when you earn it, you little parasite. | 1.2240 | 0.04524 | 125 | 102 | 18 | 5 |
1646 | The time has come to put on your big boy pants, kid. | 1.2240 | 0.04665 | 125 | 103 | 16 | 6 |
1647 | You're never to old to play on a playground......ever....... | 1.2240 | 0.04379 | 125 | 101 | 20 | 4 |
1648 | I'm sorry son, but you have to be over 18 to ride this slide. | 1.2240 | 0.04230 | 125 | 100 | 22 | 3 |
1649 | Get lost kid. This slide is for us adults! | 1.2240 | 0.04665 | 125 | 103 | 16 | 6 |
1650 | So kid, do you or don’t you like us just the way we are? | 1.2240 | 0.04524 | 125 | 102 | 18 | 5 |
1651 | This is the corporate ladder kid. | 1.2240 | 0.04801 | 125 | 104 | 14 | 7 |
1652 | My INNER child is telling you to get lost. | 1.2240 | 0.04230 | 125 | 100 | 22 | 3 |
1653 | It’s called mindfullness. Look it up. | 1.2240 | 0.04665 | 125 | 103 | 16 | 6 |
1654 | Son, we're all loving take your parents to school day. Why do you look so mad? | 1.2240 | 0.04379 | 125 | 101 | 20 | 4 |
1655 | It's called role modeling. | 1.2240 | 0.04665 | 125 | 103 | 16 | 6 |
1656 | Come back when you're ready to play in the big leagues. | 1.2240 | 0.04524 | 125 | 102 | 18 | 5 |
1657 | Its the best upper and downer for a mid-life-crisis | 1.2240 | 0.03913 | 125 | 98 | 26 | 1 |
1658 | We wouldn't be having fun if we weren't flaunting it. | 1.2240 | 0.04230 | 125 | 100 | 22 | 3 |
1659 | Get used to it, kid. Life has its ups and downs. | 1.2240 | 0.04230 | 125 | 100 | 22 | 3 |
1660 | If you must know, it's February 29th. | 1.2240 | 0.04665 | 125 | 103 | 16 | 6 |
1661 | If you promise not to tell your mother I'll raise your allowance. | 1.2240 | 0.04074 | 125 | 99 | 24 | 2 |
1662 | You're trying to bully my inner child. | 1.2240 | 0.04379 | 125 | 101 | 20 | 4 |
1663 | Not now, sweetie, it's daddy time. | 1.2240 | 0.03913 | 125 | 98 | 26 | 1 |
1664 | We paid for it and we're going to enjoy it. | 1.2240 | 0.04524 | 125 | 102 | 18 | 5 |
1665 | Second childhoods only on this one. | 1.2240 | 0.04230 | 125 | 100 | 22 | 3 |
1666 | I don't know, kid. He was either trying to draw Freddie Mercury or Magnum P.I. | 1.2240 | 0.04801 | 125 | 104 | 14 | 7 |
1667 | Trust me kid, it doesn't get any better than this. | 1.2240 | 0.04379 | 125 | 101 | 20 | 4 |
1668 | I went to 4 years of college, you're gonna have to wait your turn. | 1.2240 | 0.04230 | 125 | 100 | 22 | 3 |
1669 | Yours is a slide. Ours is a metaphor for my career path. | 1.2240 | 0.04379 | 125 | 101 | 20 | 4 |
1670 | They cut the budget for our team-building retreat, but we're still important grown-ups--so scram! | 1.2240 | 0.04524 | 125 | 102 | 18 | 5 |
1671 | I guess your parents never taught you about entitlement. | 1.2240 | 0.04665 | 125 | 103 | 16 | 6 |
1672 | Trust me kid, you don't want to grow up to be just like me. | 1.2240 | 0.04524 | 125 | 102 | 18 | 5 |
1673 | Sorry, Kiddo, this is the 'inner child' only slid | 1.2240 | 0.04230 | 125 | 100 | 22 | 3 |
1674 | Dominance hierarchy? But i’m seven... | 1.2231 | 0.04310 | 121 | 97 | 21 | 3 |
1675 | You didn’t know it was national day off from being an adult? | 1.2222 | 0.04631 | 126 | 104 | 16 | 6 |
1676 | Product Safety Division | 1.2167 | 0.04611 | 120 | 99 | 16 | 5 |
1677 | We’re here on a team-builder. This exercise helps us visualize our career arcs. | 1.2167 | 0.04457 | 120 | 98 | 18 | 4 |
1678 | Warn the grown-ups that it is a slippery slope | 1.2167 | 0.04457 | 120 | 98 | 18 | 4 |
1679 | Google puberty kid. | 1.2167 | 0.04457 | 120 | 98 | 18 | 4 |
1680 | Teachers get recess too! | 1.2167 | 0.04297 | 120 | 97 | 20 | 3 |
1681 | It's take your parent to play day. | 1.2167 | 0.04131 | 120 | 96 | 22 | 2 |
1682 | One day, this will all be yours, my son. | 1.2167 | 0.04297 | 120 | 97 | 20 | 3 |
1683 | We’re preparing for retirement. | 1.2167 | 0.04611 | 120 | 99 | 16 | 5 |
1684 | Sorry kid, we never learned to let it slide. | 1.2167 | 0.04611 | 120 | 99 | 16 | 5 |
1685 | Yeah, sure ... but aren't YOU supposed to be at school? | 1.2167 | 0.04131 | 120 | 96 | 22 | 2 |
1686 | I'm training them about the stock market. | 1.2167 | 0.04611 | 120 | 99 | 16 | 5 |
1687 | Yes, son, life does have its ups and downs, but you have to learn to let it slide. | 1.2167 | 0.04131 | 120 | 96 | 22 | 2 |
1688 | Sorry son, you need your big-boy pants for this slide. | 1.2167 | 0.03958 | 120 | 95 | 24 | 1 |
1689 | Adults should be heard and not seen | 1.2167 | 0.04457 | 120 | 98 | 18 | 4 |
1690 | Midget Huh? I'm gonna need to see some ID. | 1.2167 | 0.04761 | 120 | 100 | 14 | 6 |
1691 | HR is making us do this as part of our anger management seminar | 1.2167 | 0.04131 | 120 | 96 | 22 | 2 |
1692 | Haven't you heard, kid? Forty is the new six. | 1.2167 | 0.04761 | 120 | 100 | 14 | 6 |
1693 | The play slide is over there. This slide is reserved for catharsis. | 1.2167 | 0.03958 | 120 | 95 | 24 | 1 |
1694 | Relax, kid. It’s just til the midterms. | 1.2167 | 0.04297 | 120 | 97 | 20 | 3 |
1695 | Scram, kid ! We're from the Parks Commission. We're here to help. | 1.2167 | 0.04457 | 120 | 98 | 18 | 4 |
1696 | We're living our truth. | 1.2167 | 0.04457 | 120 | 98 | 18 | 4 |
1697 | We really needed to unwind after take-your-child-to-work day. | 1.2167 | 0.04457 | 120 | 98 | 18 | 4 |
1698 | Never get married, kid. | 1.2167 | 0.05046 | 120 | 102 | 10 | 8 |
1699 | I raised you through kindergarten graduation - now this is my time. | 1.2167 | 0.04297 | 120 | 97 | 20 | 3 |
1700 | Yeah, well, aren't you supposed to be glued to a screen?" | 1.2167 | 0.04297 | 120 | 97 | 20 | 3 |
1701 | Son, people don't stop playing because they get old; people get old because they stop playing. | 1.2167 | 0.04761 | 120 | 100 | 14 | 6 |
1702 | Oh yeah? Then why don't you take it up with HR? | 1.2167 | 0.03958 | 120 | 95 | 24 | 1 |
1703 | Just be thankful that we're not swingers. | 1.2167 | 0.04297 | 120 | 97 | 20 | 3 |
1704 | You should see him on the merry-go-round. | 1.2167 | 0.04297 | 120 | 97 | 20 | 3 |
1705 | Trust us, kid — we need 'whee' more than you do. | 1.2167 | 0.04457 | 120 | 98 | 18 | 4 |
1706 | Who knew take your parent to work day would be such a hit | 1.2167 | 0.04131 | 120 | 96 | 22 | 2 |
1707 | At this age, we take all we can get during the 15 minute breaks. | 1.2167 | 0.04457 | 120 | 98 | 18 | 4 |
1708 | Kid, we need this. | 1.2167 | 0.04297 | 120 | 97 | 20 | 3 |
1709 | When you grow up you can play the stock market too. | 1.2167 | 0.04297 | 120 | 97 | 20 | 3 |
1710 | Aren't you one of the kids here in a trenchcoat yesterday? | 1.2167 | 0.04457 | 120 | 98 | 18 | 4 |
1711 | Sorry kid, no time to talk, the judge said we only have a twenty minute recess. | 1.2167 | 0.04611 | 120 | 99 | 16 | 5 |
1712 | It’s like Bitcoin, except funner on the way down! | 1.2167 | 0.04611 | 120 | 99 | 16 | 5 |
1713 | The only thing you gotta remember, son, is to yell "WHEE" at the top of your lungs. | 1.2167 | 0.04297 | 120 | 97 | 20 | 3 |
1714 | I knew you shouldn't have watched that stupid movie again dad! This happens every time you see, 'Cocoon'. | 1.2167 | 0.04611 | 120 | 99 | 16 | 5 |
1715 | Let's agree to disagree. | 1.2167 | 0.04457 | 120 | 98 | 18 | 4 |
1716 | So when did they start Bring Your Parents To School Day? | 1.2167 | 0.04297 | 120 | 97 | 20 | 3 |
1717 | Sometimes you need to let everything slide and have some fun." | 1.2167 | 0.04131 | 120 | 96 | 22 | 2 |
1718 | When you’re older, you’ll take over children’s games, trying to recover your happiness. | 1.2167 | 0.04297 | 120 | 97 | 20 | 3 |
1719 | I thought I told you to get lost. This is no place for kids. | 1.2167 | 0.04297 | 120 | 97 | 20 | 3 |
1720 | We didn’t get immigration reform, infrastructure improvements or health care, but we love the new slide! | 1.2167 | 0.03958 | 120 | 95 | 24 | 1 |
1721 | I still don't think this will make it as a Summer Olympics event | 1.2167 | 0.04297 | 120 | 97 | 20 | 3 |
1722 | I can't go until I make sure my parent company is watching! | 1.2167 | 0.04611 | 120 | 99 | 16 | 5 |
1723 | Isn't taking our living wage, affordable healthcare, manageable home prices, responsible government, and sustainable economy enough?! Now they take our recess? | 1.2167 | 0.04297 | 120 | 97 | 20 | 3 |
1724 | You're gonna have to ask yourself Johnny, "Is the climb worth the fall?" | 1.2167 | 0.04761 | 120 | 100 | 14 | 6 |
1725 | Due to low participation numbers, last year's exercise programs are replaced with recess at the local elementary school.” -Sincerely, H | 1.2167 | 0.04761 | 120 | 100 | 14 | 6 |
1726 | Well, I happen to think that you also are a butt-head. Now, I will thank you to please step back sir. | 1.2167 | 0.04297 | 120 | 97 | 20 | 3 |
1727 | Haha, look what Michael Pollan is making us do! | 1.2167 | 0.04297 | 120 | 97 | 20 | 3 |
1728 | No, son, it only looks like a skirt, it's culottes. | 1.2167 | 0.04611 | 120 | 99 | 16 | 5 |
1729 | Get over it, kid. We're the one percent. | 1.2167 | 0.04457 | 120 | 98 | 18 | 4 |
1730 | Come here often? | 1.2167 | 0.04457 | 120 | 98 | 18 | 4 |
1731 | Pictured Above: September 21st, 2021, the rampant spread of Benjamin Button disease | 1.2167 | 0.04297 | 120 | 97 | 20 | 3 |
1732 | Sorry kid, we're having a midlife recess. | 1.2167 | 0.04906 | 120 | 101 | 12 | 7 |
1733 | Yes, we’re going off the grid. | 1.2167 | 0.04457 | 120 | 98 | 18 | 4 |
1734 | So maybe now you’ll know how we feel when you interrupt our classes. | 1.2167 | 0.04297 | 120 | 97 | 20 | 3 |
1735 | Pay some taxes kid, then we'll talk. | 1.2167 | 0.04297 | 120 | 97 | 20 | 3 |
1736 | Sorry, there's no app. | 1.2167 | 0.04457 | 120 | 98 | 18 | 4 |
1737 | Sorry, but you need a college education before you can be a professional slide tester. | 1.2167 | 0.04457 | 120 | 98 | 18 | 4 |
1738 | The idea is to make it look fun so others will follow suit. | 1.2167 | 0.04457 | 120 | 98 | 18 | 4 |
1739 | Just think, this could be you after two failed marriages, one bankruptcy and a case of the gout. | 1.2167 | 0.04297 | 120 | 97 | 20 | 3 |
1740 | I convinced your mother this is better than swinging. | 1.2167 | 0.04611 | 120 | 99 | 16 | 5 |
1741 | Sorry kid, this is for 55+ back-sliders. | 1.2167 | 0.04457 | 120 | 98 | 18 | 4 |
1742 | Kid, if you wait five minutes, my patients will be done with their regression slope therapy. | 1.2167 | 0.04131 | 120 | 96 | 22 | 2 |
1743 | By the time I get to the bottom, you better have your lunch money out. | 1.2167 | 0.04297 | 120 | 97 | 20 | 3 |
1744 | It’s not that fun if you do it from 9 to 5. | 1.2167 | 0.04906 | 120 | 101 | 12 | 7 |
1745 | It’s Adult Day at the park | 1.2167 | 0.04611 | 120 | 99 | 16 | 5 |
1746 | Beat it, kid. This is _our_ metaphor. | 1.2167 | 0.04297 | 120 | 97 | 20 | 3 |
1747 | Sorry, long pants only, the shorts need to use the other slide. | 1.2167 | 0.04457 | 120 | 98 | 18 | 4 |
1748 | This slide is rated PG-13. | 1.2167 | 0.04611 | 120 | 99 | 16 | 5 |
1749 | Sorry, kid. You have to be 44 inches tall to ride this one. | 1.2167 | 0.04457 | 120 | 98 | 18 | 4 |
1750 | Is it true that SUI is as bad as DUI? | 1.2167 | 0.04611 | 120 | 99 | 16 | 5 |
1751 | Capitalism is a lie. | 1.2167 | 0.04906 | 120 | 101 | 12 | 7 |
1752 | It’s why we have children. | 1.2167 | 0.04297 | 120 | 97 | 20 | 3 |
1753 | You can ride the big-boy slide when you get a job. | 1.2167 | 0.04297 | 120 | 97 | 20 | 3 |
1754 | Piss off. | 1.2167 | 0.04457 | 120 | 98 | 18 | 4 |
1755 | It's called free-range adulting. Get over it. | 1.2167 | 0.04131 | 120 | 96 | 22 | 2 |
1756 | The research never said anything about paying attention to my actual child | 1.2167 | 0.04761 | 120 | 100 | 14 | 6 |
1757 | The fun slide is over there. This is the slippery slope of life over here. | 1.2167 | 0.04131 | 120 | 96 | 22 | 2 |
1758 | We're trying to recapture that prepubescent egocentricity that you take for granted. | 1.2167 | 0.04761 | 120 | 100 | 14 | 6 |
1759 | It’s just a “fired” drill. | 1.2167 | 0.04131 | 120 | 96 | 22 | 2 |
1760 | Someday, you'll understand. .. | 1.2167 | 0.04761 | 120 | 100 | 14 | 6 |
1761 | Proletariat expropriation. | 1.2167 | 0.04611 | 120 | 99 | 16 | 5 |
1762 | ‘Sure, kid, all slides are equal, but some slides are more equal than others.’ | 1.2167 | 0.04297 | 120 | 97 | 20 | 3 |
1763 | I thought I told you, this one's the Corporate slide. | 1.2167 | 0.04131 | 120 | 96 | 22 | 2 |
1764 | We were Toys-r-Us Kids. | 1.2167 | 0.04297 | 120 | 97 | 20 | 3 |
1765 | You'd better not, that's how Fred got his black eye. | 1.2167 | 0.04906 | 120 | 101 | 12 | 7 |
1766 | Sorry short stuff. Size matters. | 1.2155 | 0.04550 | 116 | 95 | 17 | 4 |
1767 | You see, as oldest children we didn't have time to do this at your age. | 1.2155 | 0.04550 | 116 | 95 | 17 | 4 |
1768 | Look, our new CEO is from Silicon Valley and she claims this will help us think like our customers. | 1.2155 | 0.04207 | 116 | 93 | 21 | 2 |
1769 | Hey, recess can be for teachers too | 1.2155 | 0.04550 | 116 | 95 | 17 | 4 |
1770 | We got rid of PowerPoints. | 1.2155 | 0.04711 | 116 | 96 | 15 | 5 |
1771 | Just two more times; then, we can leave. | 1.2155 | 0.04207 | 116 | 93 | 21 | 2 |
1772 | Listen, kid. You gotta wait 20 years like the rest of us before you can ride this slide. | 1.2155 | 0.04382 | 116 | 94 | 19 | 3 |
1773 | In this life, kid, there are many parallels. | 1.2155 | 0.04550 | 116 | 95 | 17 | 4 |
1774 | I think you’re a bit young for the corporate ladder, son. | 1.2155 | 0.04868 | 116 | 97 | 13 | 6 |
1775 | Sorry, this slide is for corporate retreat use only." | 1.2155 | 0.04207 | 116 | 93 | 21 | 2 |
1776 | Sorry, you must have a mid-life crisis to ride this slide. | 1.2155 | 0.04550 | 116 | 95 | 17 | 4 |
1777 | We call it a life simulator. You call it a slide. | 1.2155 | 0.04550 | 116 | 95 | 17 | 4 |
1778 | GO SMOKE A PIPE | 1.2155 | 0.04711 | 116 | 96 | 15 | 5 |
1779 | Someday, you will understand the metaphorical implications of the Big Slide. | 1.2155 | 0.04711 | 116 | 96 | 15 | 5 |
1780 | When you grow up, you, too, can regress. | 1.2155 | 0.04025 | 116 | 92 | 23 | 1 |
1781 | Step aside, kid. We're professional sliders | 1.2155 | 0.03834 | 116 | 91 | 25 | 0 |
1782 | Son, now you know why the executives crossed the road - to get to this other slide | 1.2155 | 0.04711 | 116 | 96 | 15 | 5 |
1783 | We're from Congress. We have recess, too. | 1.2155 | 0.04207 | 116 | 93 | 21 | 2 |
1784 | We do "kid". You do "adult". Just like the gun debate. | 1.2155 | 0.04711 | 116 | 96 | 15 | 5 |
1785 | Sorry. Ya gotta wait 50 years or so for your turn. | 1.2155 | 0.04207 | 116 | 93 | 21 | 2 |
1786 | You can get white male privilege when you're older." | 1.2155 | 0.04550 | 116 | 95 | 17 | 4 |
1787 | You can have a turn when you start pulling more weight around here. | 1.2155 | 0.04382 | 116 | 94 | 19 | 3 |
1788 | Some times you just have to wait until she's ready | 1.2155 | 0.04382 | 116 | 94 | 19 | 3 |
1789 | Sorry kid, company earnings are sliding and so are the employees. | 1.2155 | 0.04550 | 116 | 95 | 17 | 4 |
1790 | Trust me Johnny as a engineer I know more than you about a Slide rule. | 1.2155 | 0.04207 | 116 | 93 | 21 | 2 |
1791 | You've had your turn, now let Daddy have a chance. | 1.2155 | 0.04382 | 116 | 94 | 19 | 3 |
1792 | It's all about letting go,... | 1.2155 | 0.04550 | 116 | 95 | 17 | 4 |
1793 | I’m Ernest Hemingway, kid. This slide tolls for me, not thee. | 1.2155 | 0.04550 | 116 | 95 | 17 | 4 |
1794 | Don't ever take the points against the Steelers, kid. | 1.2155 | 0.04868 | 116 | 97 | 13 | 6 |
1795 | yes, Johnny, the slide is steeper when your older! | 1.2155 | 0.04382 | 116 | 94 | 19 | 3 |
1796 | Ready to plummet twelve feet at three meters per second? | 1.2155 | 0.04550 | 116 | 95 | 17 | 4 |
1797 | After paying school tuition for the kids, this is the only fun we can afford. | 1.2155 | 0.04711 | 116 | 96 | 15 | 5 |
1798 | Well, the rule is, you can only go down after you climb the Midlife Ladder, and you are not allowed to come back up again. | 1.2155 | 0.04382 | 116 | 94 | 19 | 3 |
1799 | Please just give us 5 more minutes and then we will go for ice cream. | 1.2155 | 0.04207 | 116 | 93 | 21 | 2 |
1800 | Son, you, not me, ended that sentence with a preposition. | 1.2155 | 0.04868 | 116 | 97 | 13 | 6 |
1801 | We’re working on our slides for today’s PowerPoint presentation. | 1.2155 | 0.04550 | 116 | 95 | 17 | 4 |
1802 | No, because this one is a curvilinear metallic rapid re-entry conveyance. | 1.2155 | 0.04550 | 116 | 95 | 17 | 4 |
1803 | We tried the corporate ladder but they let a lot less slide. | 1.2155 | 0.04550 | 116 | 95 | 17 | 4 |
1804 | If you wanted to ride the slide you shouldn’t have gone public with that lemonade stand of yours. | 1.2155 | 0.04550 | 116 | 95 | 17 | 4 |
1805 | We're applying for jobs at Google" | 1.2155 | 0.04207 | 116 | 93 | 21 | 2 |
1806 | ‘Pay attention, you’re doing it all wrong. | 1.2155 | 0.04711 | 116 | 96 | 15 | 5 |
1807 | It's been widened and reinforced to support our ample backsides. | 1.2155 | 0.04207 | 116 | 93 | 21 | 2 |
1808 | Left hand on rung number three, left foot on rung number one, right hand on side rail and at all times, son keep your eyes pointed down. | 1.2155 | 0.04207 | 116 | 93 | 21 | 2 |
1809 | It's time we put our own needs first. | 1.2155 | 0.04382 | 116 | 94 | 19 | 3 |
1810 | Just think of it as a metaphor for life | 1.2155 | 0.04382 | 116 | 94 | 19 | 3 |
1811 | Trust me, kid. Adulthood is not all it’s cracked up to be. | 1.2155 | 0.04711 | 116 | 96 | 15 | 5 |
1812 | White House staff only kid. | 1.2155 | 0.04868 | 116 | 97 | 13 | 6 |
1813 | It's a lifestyle, not a slide. | 1.2155 | 0.04550 | 116 | 95 | 17 | 4 |
1814 | ...and I suppose your tax money paid for the big slide. | 1.2155 | 0.04711 | 116 | 96 | 15 | 5 |
1815 | Sorry, kid, we're reclaiming our lost childhood | 1.2155 | 0.04207 | 116 | 93 | 21 | 2 |
1816 | Trust me kid, it don't get any better | 1.2155 | 0.04207 | 116 | 93 | 21 | 2 |
1817 | Yes, Joey, thirty years from now, your brand of therapy might look very different from ours." | 1.2155 | 0.04550 | 116 | 95 | 17 | 4 |
1818 | You'll understand in 40 years when you get laid off. | 1.2155 | 0.04550 | 116 | 95 | 17 | 4 |
1819 | Easy kid... age before beauty. | 1.2155 | 0.04868 | 116 | 97 | 13 | 6 |
1820 | If my calculations are correct, when this baby hits .88 miles per hour, you're going to see some serious shit. | 1.2155 | 0.04711 | 116 | 96 | 15 | 5 |
1821 | Is this the corporate ladder I keep hearing about? | 1.2155 | 0.04025 | 116 | 92 | 23 | 1 |
1822 | Just suck it up or go put on your big boy pants | 1.2137 | 0.04830 | 117 | 98 | 13 | 6 |
1823 | Tommy couldn't wait until he was big enough to go down the grown-up slide. | 1.2137 | 0.04348 | 117 | 95 | 19 | 3 |
1824 | #UsThree means just that kid, don’t try your #MeTwo on us | 1.2137 | 0.04675 | 117 | 97 | 15 | 5 |
1825 | You have to be this tall to ride this one. | 1.2137 | 0.04348 | 117 | 95 | 19 | 3 |
1826 | Your mother said no, but I’ll let it slide. | 1.2137 | 0.04675 | 117 | 97 | 15 | 5 |
1827 | Sorry, kid, this is the Republican slide! | 1.2137 | 0.04514 | 117 | 96 | 17 | 4 |
1828 | You have to wait your turn, Timmy. This is required OSHA training | 1.2137 | 0.04514 | 117 | 96 | 17 | 4 |
1829 | When your parents vote for increased education funding, you can use the slide again. Meanwhile, go pound sand. | 1.2137 | 0.04980 | 117 | 99 | 11 | 7 |
1830 | You won’t hear your father screaming “Weeeeee!’ That’s just not me! | 1.2137 | 0.04675 | 117 | 97 | 15 | 5 |
1831 | It brings back memories. | 1.2137 | 0.04348 | 117 | 95 | 19 | 3 |
1832 | This one's only for inner children, kid. | 1.2137 | 0.04348 | 117 | 95 | 19 | 3 |
1833 | Your mother and I had to settle for sliding-scale therapy. | 1.2137 | 0.04514 | 117 | 96 | 17 | 4 |
1834 | Go pick on some first graders. | 1.2124 | 0.04254 | 113 | 91 | 20 | 2 |
1835 | When you pay taxes, you can go first. | 1.2121 | 0.04372 | 99 | 79 | 19 | 1 |
1836 | We're on a time out. | 1.2101 | 0.04603 | 119 | 99 | 15 | 5 |
1837 | You have to be tall enough to vote to take this ride, kiddo | 1.2101 | 0.04445 | 119 | 98 | 17 | 4 |
1838 | Sorry kid, our lunch break is only half an hour. | 1.2101 | 0.04282 | 119 | 97 | 19 | 3 |
1839 | To each, according to his height. | 1.2101 | 0.04282 | 119 | 97 | 19 | 3 |
1840 | Hey age is just a number. This slide is for people who have land lines. | 1.2101 | 0.04603 | 119 | 99 | 15 | 5 |
1841 | Why don’t you go play the market? | 1.2101 | 0.04603 | 119 | 99 | 15 | 5 |
1842 | It's called work-slide-balance. You should look it up some time! | 1.2101 | 0.04445 | 119 | 98 | 17 | 4 |
1843 | Your fun time is over. Now YOU can pay the bills for once. | 1.2101 | 0.04445 | 119 | 98 | 17 | 4 |
1844 | And as the tree looked on, he wept, for his roots assured that it would never be his turn. | 1.2101 | 0.04282 | 119 | 97 | 19 | 3 |
1845 | Welcome to Wall Street! | 1.2101 | 0.04445 | 119 | 98 | 17 | 4 |
1846 | Oh ya, my dad can beat up your dad. | 1.2101 | 0.04282 | 119 | 97 | 19 | 3 |
1847 | The market just crashed. Now there's nothing to do but slide. | 1.2101 | 0.04282 | 119 | 97 | 19 | 3 |
1848 | Listen, kid. We’ve all got problems. | 1.2101 | 0.04603 | 119 | 99 | 15 | 5 |
1849 | No son. You can't have an inner child. | 1.2101 | 0.04282 | 119 | 97 | 19 | 3 |
1850 | When you grow up you'll understand | 1.2101 | 0.04282 | 119 | 97 | 19 | 3 |
1851 | Because we’ve already screwed up Facebook. | 1.2101 | 0.04282 | 119 | 97 | 19 | 3 |
1852 | You can go on the corporate ladder--we're done. | 1.2101 | 0.04603 | 119 | 99 | 15 | 5 |
1853 | This is for when you grow into your immaturity. | 1.2101 | 0.04282 | 119 | 97 | 19 | 3 |
1854 | This one is for US Citizens, only. | 1.2101 | 0.04603 | 119 | 99 | 15 | 5 |
1855 | Back off, little man. No short pants on this slide. | 1.2101 | 0.04445 | 119 | 98 | 17 | 4 |
1856 | It'll be fun. We'll go first and show you how. | 1.2101 | 0.04282 | 119 | 97 | 19 | 3 |
1857 | Scram, Ambition's not a slide for kids. | 1.2101 | 0.04445 | 119 | 98 | 17 | 4 |
1858 | "Your generation failed us. Adults rule." | 1.2101 | 0.04445 | 119 | 98 | 17 | 4 |
1859 | I'll shout 'Bombs Away' if I want to. | 1.2091 | 0.04674 | 110 | 91 | 15 | 4 |
1860 | ...And that's how Congress works. | 1.2087 | 0.04537 | 115 | 95 | 16 | 4 |
1861 | When your inner child emerges, then it will be your turn. | 1.2087 | 0.04366 | 115 | 94 | 18 | 3 |
1862 | Working in an office park sure does beat the concrete jungle. | 1.2087 | 0.04703 | 115 | 96 | 14 | 5 |
1863 | Don't worry, son. You're never too old to act your age. | 1.2087 | 0.04537 | 115 | 95 | 16 | 4 |
1864 | Don't play politics with me kid, I'm a way bigger baby than you. | 1.2087 | 0.04537 | 115 | 95 | 16 | 4 |
1865 | Get in line, kid. I’m honoring my inner child and he’s a bully. | 1.2087 | 0.04188 | 115 | 93 | 20 | 2 |
1866 | It's throw-back Thursday! | 1.2087 | 0.04366 | 115 | 94 | 18 | 3 |
1867 | Sorry Jeremy, the slide rule is clear: hands-free is not for children. | 1.2087 | 0.04537 | 115 | 95 | 16 | 4 |
1868 | Sorry, kid. Give it a decade and a couple of burgers and you’ll be up here too. | 1.2087 | 0.04537 | 115 | 95 | 16 | 4 |
1869 | Our lunch break is only 15 minutes, so back up. | 1.2087 | 0.04703 | 115 | 96 | 14 | 5 |
1870 | How to succeed in business without really sliding | 1.2087 | 0.05016 | 115 | 98 | 10 | 7 |
1871 | Yes, this is how Monday-Friday will always feel. | 1.2087 | 0.04862 | 115 | 97 | 12 | 6 |
1872 | Hey kid, this slide is for grownups. It's coated with Preparation-H. | 1.2087 | 0.04703 | 115 | 96 | 14 | 5 |
1873 | Company employees only. | 1.2087 | 0.04537 | 115 | 95 | 16 | 4 |
1874 | sorry millennials, you don't have enough experience to climb this entry level career ladder | 1.2087 | 0.04366 | 115 | 94 | 18 | 3 |
1875 | It's a Carl Reiner workshop. | 1.2087 | 0.04862 | 115 | 97 | 12 | 6 |
1876 | Listen kid, this is the adult slide! | 1.2087 | 0.04862 | 115 | 97 | 12 | 6 |
1877 | You had ten minutes to scarf down lunch, and you get one trip down the slide. Then back to making America great. | 1.2087 | 0.04188 | 115 | 93 | 20 | 2 |
1878 | Son, I can see she looks a little on edge, but PLEASE don't ask her if it's that time of month. | 1.2087 | 0.04188 | 115 | 93 | 20 | 2 |
1879 | You'll have to wait by the children's slide 'til the end of adult swing. | 1.2087 | 0.04188 | 115 | 93 | 20 | 2 |
1880 | Sorry son, the rules are just too complicated to explain to a child. | 1.2087 | 0.04703 | 115 | 96 | 14 | 5 |
1881 | No Billy, I'm not retired, we got laid off. | 1.2087 | 0.04188 | 115 | 93 | 20 | 2 |
1882 | It's part of our employee wellness plan. Get used to it. | 1.2087 | 0.04366 | 115 | 94 | 18 | 3 |
1883 | By the time you're old enough for this one, we'll have privatized it. | 1.2087 | 0.04703 | 115 | 96 | 14 | 5 |
1884 | it's never too late to have a third childhood! | 1.2087 | 0.04703 | 115 | 96 | 14 | 5 |
1885 | Don't judge us, kid. Baby boomers feel entitled by their very nature. | 1.2087 | 0.04862 | 115 | 97 | 12 | 6 |
1886 | You do it for fun. We do it for mindfulness stress therapy. | 1.2087 | 0.04703 | 115 | 96 | 14 | 5 |
1887 | Playing hooky never gets old! | 1.2087 | 0.04537 | 115 | 95 | 16 | 4 |
1888 | Don't look at us, the minimum age is four | 1.2087 | 0.04188 | 115 | 93 | 20 | 2 |
1889 | It’s because our family has recessive genes. | 1.2087 | 0.04862 | 115 | 97 | 12 | 6 |
1890 | Because every day is kids day. | 1.2087 | 0.04537 | 115 | 95 | 16 | 4 |
1891 | It’s not always about you kids, Scram. | 1.2087 | 0.04537 | 115 | 95 | 16 | 4 |
1892 | Sorry kid but this is an inner-child emergency. | 1.2087 | 0.04703 | 115 | 96 | 14 | 5 |
1893 | yeh, like HR is going to believe that i cut in line | 1.2087 | 0.05312 | 115 | 100 | 6 | 9 |
1894 | I haven’t had this much fun since I was your age! | 1.2087 | 0.04862 | 115 | 97 | 12 | 6 |
1895 | Taking a cue from the community pool, main street park offers fifteen minutes of adult play. | 1.2087 | 0.04537 | 115 | 95 | 16 | 4 |
1896 | Wait your turn,you entitled little snot. | 1.2087 | 0.04703 | 115 | 96 | 14 | 5 |
1897 | No way Jose | 1.2087 | 0.04188 | 115 | 93 | 20 | 2 |
1898 | Beat it, kid. This is a business park." | 1.2087 | 0.04537 | 115 | 95 | 16 | 4 |
1899 | This slide is rated PG-13 for language and alcohol/drug use. | 1.2087 | 0.04537 | 115 | 95 | 16 | 4 |
1900 | I'm gonna have to see your C.V., kid. | 1.2087 | 0.04366 | 115 | 94 | 18 | 3 |
1901 | Don't just stand there, get the sandbox ready for us! | 1.2087 | 0.04703 | 115 | 96 | 14 | 5 |
1902 | You'll understand this when your older. We're trying to rediscover our "inner child. | 1.2087 | 0.04366 | 115 | 94 | 18 | 3 |
1903 | Hey- no kids on the playground on Teacher Tuesday! | 1.2087 | 0.04537 | 115 | 95 | 16 | 4 |
1904 | Don't tell the principal. | 1.2087 | 0.04188 | 115 | 93 | 20 | 2 |
1905 | Stick to your age-appropriate slide, kid. | 1.2087 | 0.04703 | 115 | 96 | 14 | 5 |
1906 | There is a dress code for this slide. | 1.2087 | 0.04537 | 115 | 95 | 16 | 4 |
1907 | Life's short, kid. Make the most of it. | 1.2069 | 0.04665 | 116 | 97 | 14 | 5 |
1908 | Sorry, kid. You have to be at least 40 years old and suffer from crippling nostalgia to use the adult slike. | 1.2069 | 0.04332 | 116 | 95 | 18 | 3 |
1909 | Gentlemen are asked to wear ties. | 1.2069 | 0.04332 | 116 | 95 | 18 | 3 |
1910 | Come back when you have a mortgage kid | 1.2069 | 0.04155 | 116 | 94 | 20 | 2 |
1911 | no,we don't believe in that sharing stuff | 1.2069 | 0.04502 | 116 | 96 | 16 | 4 |
1912 | Your existential angst must be this high to ride. | 1.2069 | 0.04332 | 116 | 95 | 18 | 3 |
1913 | We decided this was better than the metaphor | 1.2069 | 0.04502 | 116 | 96 | 16 | 4 |
1914 | Hi kid who said that life is fair. | 1.2069 | 0.04332 | 116 | 95 | 18 | 3 |
1915 | Corporate slashed the budget for this year's retreat. | 1.2069 | 0.04665 | 116 | 97 | 14 | 5 |
1916 | Today is Take Your Parent to School Day. You're going to have to wait your turn. | 1.2069 | 0.04332 | 116 | 95 | 18 | 3 |
1917 | Sorry kid, this is business class. | 1.2054 | 0.04597 | 112 | 93 | 15 | 4 |
1918 | It's been a rough day at the office, that's why... | 1.2054 | 0.04039 | 112 | 90 | 21 | 1 |
1919 | This is for people with Extended Childhood Disorder. | 1.2054 | 0.04233 | 112 | 91 | 19 | 2 |
1920 | Don't be afraid, just listen to your inner child. | 1.2054 | 0.04597 | 112 | 93 | 15 | 4 |
1921 | One day, Bobby. When you’re older. | 1.2054 | 0.04233 | 112 | 91 | 19 | 2 |
1922 | You think you can slide with the big boys? | 1.2054 | 0.04419 | 112 | 92 | 17 | 3 |
1923 | No more of this "all dressed up and nowhere to go" jazz. | 1.2054 | 0.04597 | 112 | 93 | 15 | 4 |
1924 | We called dibs on the big-kid slide. | 1.2054 | 0.04597 | 112 | 93 | 15 | 4 |
1925 | Just watch us, Mitch. You'll learn how to let things slide. | 1.2054 | 0.04233 | 112 | 91 | 19 | 2 |
1926 | Excuse me sir, if I ride this slide do I have to pay taxes and pack my own lunch? | 1.2054 | 0.04419 | 112 | 92 | 17 | 3 |
1927 | Sorry, kid. Its been a tough news week for adults. | 1.2054 | 0.04597 | 112 | 93 | 15 | 4 |
1928 | And stay out of the big sandbox, too. | 1.2054 | 0.04419 | 112 | 92 | 17 | 3 |
1929 | My firm owns this slide. | 1.2054 | 0.04597 | 112 | 93 | 15 | 4 |
1930 | We're from Barcelona. You? | 1.2054 | 0.04597 | 112 | 93 | 15 | 4 |
1931 | Go slide down your own slide. | 1.2054 | 0.04935 | 112 | 95 | 11 | 6 |
1932 | Yeah, they're my Senate staffers. | 1.2054 | 0.04935 | 112 | 95 | 11 | 6 |
1933 | Beat it. | 1.2054 | 0.04769 | 112 | 94 | 13 | 5 |
1934 | We’re on the research panel to legalize marijuana | 1.2054 | 0.04597 | 112 | 93 | 15 | 4 |
1935 | Uncle Arthur is curing a case of hiccups. | 1.2054 | 0.04769 | 112 | 94 | 13 | 5 |
1936 | There’s always a bully in every park. | 1.2054 | 0.04597 | 112 | 93 | 15 | 4 |
1937 | I told you to never come here during school hours. This time, I’ll let it slide, but not a word to anyone!! | 1.2054 | 0.04597 | 112 | 93 | 15 | 4 |
1938 | Figure out your own team building exercise. | 1.2054 | 0.04597 | 112 | 93 | 15 | 4 |
1939 | But we're not done yet. And besides, we have no homework. | 1.2054 | 0.04419 | 112 | 92 | 17 | 3 |
1940 | This is the adult slide. Go play on the children's. | 1.2054 | 0.04597 | 112 | 93 | 15 | 4 |
1941 | Well you’ll just have to channel your inner adult and wait.” | 1.2054 | 0.04419 | 112 | 92 | 17 | 3 |
1942 | You wouldn't want your teachers to start smoking again would you? | 1.2054 | 0.04233 | 112 | 91 | 19 | 2 |
1943 | Jesus Jimmy, I can't do everything for you. | 1.2054 | 0.04769 | 112 | 94 | 13 | 5 |
1944 | Act your age young man! | 1.2054 | 0.04419 | 112 | 92 | 17 | 3 |
1945 | Court's in recess kid. Wait your turn. | 1.2054 | 0.04039 | 112 | 90 | 21 | 1 |
1946 | Yes, we are the slide inspectors you were expecting. No, we don’t get any joy from it. The smile is only to make sure conditions are equal. | 1.2054 | 0.04419 | 112 | 92 | 17 | 3 |
1947 | This is our revenge for you kids ruining vaping. | 1.2054 | 0.04769 | 112 | 94 | 13 | 5 |
1948 | Her name is Susie, and we found her playground. | 1.2054 | 0.04419 | 112 | 92 | 17 | 3 |
1949 | It beats smoking | 1.2054 | 0.04769 | 112 | 94 | 13 | 5 |
1950 | You'll understand when you're forty. Or fifty. | 1.2054 | 0.04233 | 112 | 91 | 19 | 2 |
1951 | Well, Simon, you can go first when it's your second childhood. | 1.2054 | 0.04419 | 112 | 92 | 17 | 3 |
1952 | Don't worry son. It didn't crash. It was only a slow market day. | 1.2054 | 0.04039 | 112 | 90 | 21 | 1 |
1953 | Give me a quarter and I'll let you on ahead of me. | 1.2054 | 0.04769 | 112 | 94 | 13 | 5 |
1954 | Daddy's having fun, and he's bigger than you, so why don't you go fuck yourself? | 1.2054 | 0.05402 | 112 | 98 | 5 | 9 |
1955 | Sometimes daddies and mommies need a temporary emotional rush so they can go back to caring for you. | 1.2054 | 0.04233 | 112 | 91 | 19 | 2 |
1956 | Aren't you a little young to need play therapy? | 1.2054 | 0.04769 | 112 | 94 | 13 | 5 |
1957 | He likes to get a few in between tweets. | 1.2054 | 0.04233 | 112 | 91 | 19 | 2 |
1958 | This playground needs to be in the backyard of the White House. | 1.2054 | 0.04597 | 112 | 93 | 15 | 4 |
1959 | Well it doesn't have quite the same rush as today's bull market, but it's something... | 1.2054 | 0.04039 | 112 | 90 | 21 | 1 |
1960 | It's adult entertainment! | 1.2054 | 0.04597 | 112 | 93 | 15 | 4 |
1961 | Take your parent to work day. | 1.2054 | 0.04419 | 112 | 92 | 17 | 3 |
1962 | Never give up on your dreams, kid. And right now, my dream is to go down this slide before you do. | 1.2054 | 0.04233 | 112 | 91 | 19 | 2 |
1963 | Is this still what you want to be when you grow up? | 1.2054 | 0.04233 | 112 | 91 | 19 | 2 |
1964 | Sorry, but this is the adults only slide. | 1.2054 | 0.04935 | 112 | 95 | 11 | 6 |
1965 | This is the 'kids who never grew up slide.' Yours is over there. | 1.2054 | 0.04419 | 112 | 92 | 17 | 3 |
1966 | We are in a retraining program. | 1.2054 | 0.04233 | 112 | 91 | 19 | 2 |
1967 | I know I just told you not to, but check out this sick head first slide. | 1.2054 | 0.04935 | 112 | 95 | 11 | 6 |
1968 | Sorry, kid, this one's strictly pay-to-play. | 1.2054 | 0.04935 | 112 | 95 | 11 | 6 |
1969 | No! We’re the entitled generation. | 1.2054 | 0.04769 | 112 | 94 | 13 | 5 |
1970 | It’s the slippery slide to .... | 1.2054 | 0.04039 | 112 | 90 | 21 | 1 |
1971 | Out of my way kid, the Courts in recess | 1.2054 | 0.04935 | 112 | 95 | 11 | 6 |
1972 | It’s been a long day son , Daddy needs this more than you. | 1.2054 | 0.04039 | 112 | 90 | 21 | 1 |
1973 | How do you organize an average play date? | 1.2054 | 0.05095 | 112 | 96 | 9 | 7 |
1974 | They only give us 15 minutes for lunch so it isn't cutting. | 1.2035 | 0.04560 | 113 | 94 | 15 | 4 |
1975 | Who needs wage increases when you have benefits like these! | 1.2019 | 0.04609 | 104 | 86 | 15 | 3 |
1976 | Because it's the only thing we understand anymore. | 1.2018 | 0.04166 | 114 | 93 | 19 | 2 |
1977 | Sorry kid. Business casual only. | 1.2000 | 0.04043 | 110 | 89 | 20 | 1 |
1978 | no worries - the hunchback at the top is quite harmless. cheerio! | 1.2000 | 0.04437 | 110 | 91 | 16 | 3 |
1979 | Sorry, you need a therapist's note for this one. | 1.2000 | 0.04437 | 110 | 91 | 16 | 3 |
1980 | Sorry kid, this board is only for adults who have declared bankruptcy at least twice. | 1.2000 | 0.04621 | 110 | 92 | 14 | 4 |
1981 | We are practicing the back slide on our campaign promises. | 1.2000 | 0.04437 | 110 | 91 | 16 | 3 |
1982 | Sorry, kiddo, height restriction is 44" in this one. | 1.2000 | 0.04621 | 110 | 92 | 14 | 4 |
1983 | Because my office windows are locked. | 1.2000 | 0.04621 | 110 | 92 | 14 | 4 |
1984 | We call it the “whee machine,” but it’s really more about us. | 1.2000 | 0.04244 | 110 | 90 | 18 | 2 |
1985 | It’s either this or the Empire State Building. | 1.2000 | 0.04798 | 110 | 93 | 12 | 5 |
1986 | Sorry, kid, but we’re practicing for the slide in the market! | 1.2000 | 0.04798 | 110 | 93 | 12 | 5 |
1987 | Use your own slide son. | 1.2000 | 0.04798 | 110 | 93 | 12 | 5 |
1988 | Before you grow up, be sure to learn that life is just a slippery slope | 1.2000 | 0.04437 | 110 | 91 | 16 | 3 |
1989 | This is the 58th time I've done this, and it always ends downhill. | 1.2000 | 0.04621 | 110 | 92 | 14 | 4 |
1990 | Won’t be long son, witness protection program rules say we get priority | 1.2000 | 0.04437 | 110 | 91 | 16 | 3 |
1991 | Try stomping on the daddy doll when you go to play therapy. | 1.2000 | 0.04621 | 110 | 92 | 14 | 4 |
1992 | Like life, the path going up is clogged and slippery once you've arrived. | 1.2000 | 0.04244 | 110 | 90 | 18 | 2 |
1993 | Corporate team building has to start somewhere. | 1.2000 | 0.03831 | 110 | 88 | 22 | 0 |
1994 | When I grow up, I want to be just like you. | 1.2000 | 0.04244 | 110 | 90 | 18 | 2 |
1995 | You see kid! This is how you climb up the corporate ladder! | 1.2000 | 0.04621 | 110 | 92 | 14 | 4 |
1996 | So sorry to hear that, Jimmy, but that bell you just heard means I'm off the clock now. | 1.2000 | 0.04621 | 110 | 92 | 14 | 4 |
1997 | That's right, kid, once a toy always a toy...they just get bigger. | 1.2000 | 0.04621 | 110 | 92 | 14 | 4 |
1998 | This playground wouldn’t even be here if not for our community benefits agreement. | 1.2000 | 0.04437 | 110 | 91 | 16 | 3 |
1999 | Welcome to the business world son, you never get to go down the fun slide. | 1.2000 | 0.04043 | 110 | 89 | 20 | 1 |
2000 | Well, yes, I am sort of an organ-grinder. I’m a surgeon. | 1.2000 | 0.04437 | 110 | 91 | 16 | 3 |
2001 | You're just going to have to wait. This year's team-building budget has really been slashed. | 1.2000 | 0.04437 | 110 | 91 | 16 | 3 |
2002 | Your mother and I are getting separated, I'll tell you more about it later. | 1.2000 | 0.04798 | 110 | 93 | 12 | 5 |
2003 | Some day you too may make it to the top. | 1.2000 | 0.04364 | 105 | 86 | 17 | 2 |
2004 | Beat it Bobby I was in line first | 1.2000 | 0.03922 | 105 | 84 | 21 | 0 |
2005 | No, I do not believe this contributes to global warming. | 1.2000 | 0.04569 | 105 | 87 | 15 | 3 |
2006 | Didn't you read the sign mister, no middle age crises allowed. | 1.2000 | 0.04043 | 110 | 89 | 20 | 1 |
2007 | This is an amusement part. Look, your brother is amused! | 1.2000 | 0.04621 | 110 | 92 | 14 | 4 |
2008 | Something to look forward to, son. The one second free fall. | 1.2000 | 0.04437 | 110 | 91 | 16 | 3 |
2009 | Can you see the difference? For you, its fun. For us, its stress relief. | 1.2000 | 0.04437 | 110 | 91 | 16 | 3 |
2010 | When I get off this slide, I'm going to kill you and eat you. | 1.2000 | 0.04437 | 110 | 91 | 16 | 3 |
2011 | You’ve heard about life’s swings and roundabouts? Their out of operation today... | 1.2000 | 0.04149 | 105 | 85 | 19 | 1 |
2012 | Do you have photo ID? | 1.2000 | 0.04621 | 110 | 92 | 14 | 4 |
2013 | It’s down hill either way... | 1.2000 | 0.04437 | 110 | 91 | 16 | 3 |
2014 | Work hard, play hard, son! | 1.2000 | 0.04437 | 110 | 91 | 16 | 3 |
2015 | Hit the road, kid...this playground is a Child Free Zone! | 1.2000 | 0.04244 | 110 | 90 | 18 | 2 |
2016 | We're gone as soon as corporate approves the adult slip and slide. | 1.2000 | 0.04798 | 110 | 93 | 12 | 5 |
2017 | Don't you just love us at this age? | 1.2000 | 0.04043 | 110 | 89 | 20 | 1 |
2018 | I don't remember seeing you paying taxes. | 1.2000 | 0.04969 | 110 | 94 | 10 | 6 |
2019 | Sorry kid, we were forced to choose a non-drinking activity at work. | 1.2000 | 0.04621 | 110 | 92 | 14 | 4 |
2020 | Sorry, son, but there is a $10,000 minimum investment to play on the big kid slide. | 1.2000 | 0.04969 | 110 | 94 | 10 | 6 |
2021 | ima go down butt-ass naked and just wait til you see the damn skid marks i leave | 1.2000 | 0.04798 | 110 | 93 | 12 | 5 |
2022 | Put on your big boy pants and get ready for the ride of your life! | 1.2000 | 0.04437 | 110 | 91 | 16 | 3 |
2023 | Mueller lets him have this board once a week. | 1.2000 | 0.04244 | 110 | 90 | 18 | 2 |
2024 | This slide is R rated | 1.2000 | 0.04437 | 110 | 91 | 16 | 3 |
2025 | This slide is for big kids only. | 1.2000 | 0.04437 | 110 | 91 | 16 | 3 |
2026 | We just need some adult time" | 1.2000 | 0.04798 | 110 | 93 | 12 | 5 |
2027 | You have to wait until you grow up. This kind of fun is for big people. | 1.2000 | 0.04244 | 110 | 90 | 18 | 2 |
2028 | Would you rather we relive it through you? | 1.2000 | 0.04437 | 110 | 91 | 16 | 3 |
2029 | This is the slippery slope for pros, kid. You need to start next door. | 1.2000 | 0.04437 | 110 | 91 | 16 | 3 |
2030 | We, the jury, are in recess. | 1.2000 | 0.04437 | 110 | 91 | 16 | 3 |
2031 | Take your depression meds while they're free, son. | 1.2000 | 0.04798 | 110 | 93 | 12 | 5 |
2032 | Internships start next quarter. | 1.2000 | 0.04244 | 110 | 90 | 18 | 2 |
2033 | It's all a big farce, once you reach the top it's straight downhill from there. | 1.2000 | 0.04043 | 110 | 89 | 20 | 1 |
2034 | Could be a good twenty-minutes kid, looks like he's wedgied himself in there pretty good again. | 1.2000 | 0.04437 | 110 | 91 | 16 | 3 |
2035 | Ever heard of vertical integration? | 1.2000 | 0.04621 | 110 | 92 | 14 | 4 |
2036 | Your mother and I are on separate slides. | 1.2000 | 0.04437 | 110 | 91 | 16 | 3 |
2037 | You may very well play the trombone,but you cannot slide here! | 1.2000 | 0.04621 | 110 | 92 | 14 | 4 |
2038 | Years from now, I want you to be able to say, "Everybody did it." | 1.2000 | 0.04621 | 110 | 92 | 14 | 4 |
2039 | Why do you think only kids should have this much fun? | 1.2000 | 0.04621 | 110 | 92 | 14 | 4 |
2040 | 4 years of college, an MBA and then you get a text saying team building in 15 minutes, that's why. | 1.2000 | 0.04621 | 110 | 92 | 14 | 4 |
2041 | Now had you worn a tie like I suggested, you would be able to enjoy the slide, too. | 1.2000 | 0.04043 | 110 | 89 | 20 | 1 |
2042 | Capitalism be like | 1.1981 | 0.04327 | 106 | 87 | 17 | 2 |
2043 | Don’t make me kick you in the face again. I’ll do it. | 1.1981 | 0.04724 | 106 | 89 | 13 | 4 |
2044 | It's great they installed this playground for members of congress. | 1.1963 | 0.04683 | 107 | 90 | 13 | 4 |
2045 | We're a therapeutic study group sampling new methodologies for dealing with the psychological effects of the next economic crash. | 1.1963 | 0.04290 | 107 | 88 | 17 | 2 |
2046 | psychologist recommended getting in touch with my inner child | 1.1963 | 0.04080 | 107 | 87 | 19 | 1 |
2047 | Hey kid aren't you supposed to be in school. | 1.1963 | 0.04491 | 107 | 89 | 15 | 3 |
2048 | Adult play things | 1.1963 | 0.04683 | 107 | 90 | 13 | 4 |
2049 | At first I was afraid, I was petrified... then I solved my mid-life crisis down the slide. | 1.1963 | 0.04290 | 107 | 88 | 17 | 2 |
2050 | Independent doesn't work here, kid. You have to pick either the Republican slide or the Democrat slide. | 1.1963 | 0.04290 | 107 | 88 | 17 | 2 |
2051 | 'Next'? Not while I still breathe, Millennial! | 1.1963 | 0.04290 | 107 | 88 | 17 | 2 |
2052 | No way, kid. Get a mortgage, a wife that spends more than you make, two kids in college and one with orthodontia issues and THEN you can play on the big boys' slide. | 1.1963 | 0.04290 | 107 | 88 | 17 | 2 |
2053 | Out of my way, kid. I'll wreck you. | 1.1963 | 0.04683 | 107 | 90 | 13 | 4 |
2054 | This is the emotionally stunted slide. | 1.1963 | 0.04868 | 107 | 91 | 11 | 5 |
2055 | We go high, you go low! | 1.1963 | 0.04491 | 107 | 89 | 15 | 3 |
2056 | It's all downhill for you from here. | 1.1963 | 0.04290 | 107 | 88 | 17 | 2 |
2057 | This is the Premium slide, that’s why. | 1.1963 | 0.04290 | 107 | 88 | 17 | 2 |
2058 | As a seasoned veteran, I can assure you it is the only downward slide that will put a smile on your face. | 1.1963 | 0.04080 | 107 | 87 | 19 | 1 |
2059 | Google was right, slides at the work place IS a great idea! | 1.1963 | 0.04491 | 107 | 89 | 15 | 3 |
2060 | You have to have student loans to be on this side! | 1.1963 | 0.04080 | 107 | 87 | 19 | 1 |
2061 | You didn't see ME trying to sit at the kids table at Thanksgiving, did you? | 1.1963 | 0.04290 | 107 | 88 | 17 | 2 |
2062 | Buzz off kid, you have to work hard to play hard. | 1.1963 | 0.05046 | 107 | 92 | 9 | 6 |
2063 | There was a thirty minute recess in the case. | 1.1963 | 0.04080 | 107 | 87 | 19 | 1 |
2064 | Remember Jimmy, climbing the corporate ladder starts here. | 1.1963 | 0.04683 | 107 | 90 | 13 | 4 |
2065 | We’re not entitled—we’re Boomers! | 1.1963 | 0.04868 | 107 | 91 | 11 | 5 |
2066 | At least your parents aren’t swingers | 1.1963 | 0.04290 | 107 | 88 | 17 | 2 |
2067 | It’s career training | 1.1963 | 0.04491 | 107 | 89 | 15 | 3 |
2068 | We're practicing for the coming economic slide | 1.1963 | 0.04080 | 107 | 87 | 19 | 1 |
2069 | Just one more and then we can play tag! | 1.1963 | 0.04080 | 107 | 87 | 19 | 1 |
2070 | It’s not as fun as it seems | 1.1963 | 0.04491 | 107 | 89 | 15 | 3 |
2071 | Children are not the future. | 1.1963 | 0.04290 | 107 | 88 | 17 | 2 |
2072 | Trust me. When you’re an adult and follow politics you’ll understand why we need more fun than you do. | 1.1963 | 0.04491 | 107 | 89 | 15 | 3 |
2073 | You can play on the kid's slide, this one is for grown ups. | 1.1963 | 0.04080 | 107 | 87 | 19 | 1 |
2074 | When you're done feeling more creative, can we have our slide back? | 1.1963 | 0.04868 | 107 | 91 | 11 | 5 |
2075 | This weeks assignment was a visual representation of our sales. | 1.1963 | 0.04491 | 107 | 89 | 15 | 3 |
2076 | About ten more minutes here and then some time on swings and merry-go-round. Why? | 1.1963 | 0.04491 | 107 | 89 | 15 | 3 |
2077 | We're enjoying life before it all goes down | 1.1963 | 0.04868 | 107 | 91 | 11 | 5 |
2078 | You don't meet the minimum blood pressure, kid. | 1.1963 | 0.04290 | 107 | 88 | 17 | 2 |
2079 | It' s only downward from here buddy. | 1.1963 | 0.04683 | 107 | 90 | 13 | 4 |
2080 | Sorry, its a corporate execs only perk... | 1.1963 | 0.04290 | 107 | 88 | 17 | 2 |
2081 | You want the slide on the left, this is the Parents Reliving Their Childhood slide. | 1.1963 | 0.04491 | 107 | 89 | 15 | 3 |
2082 | Pick on someone your own size, kid! | 1.1963 | 0.04290 | 107 | 88 | 17 | 2 |
2083 | It’s called team building and next we take over the sand box for a couple hours. | 1.1963 | 0.04491 | 107 | 89 | 15 | 3 |
2084 | We get an hour for lunch if you must know. | 1.1963 | 0.04491 | 107 | 89 | 15 | 3 |
2085 | It's attention deficit hyperactivity disorder! | 1.1963 | 0.04080 | 107 | 87 | 19 | 1 |
2086 | You need big boy pants to ride this slide | 1.1963 | 0.04683 | 107 | 90 | 13 | 4 |
2087 | Son, let me show you what happens after climbing the corporate ladder for 30 years. | 1.1963 | 0.04290 | 107 | 88 | 17 | 2 |
2088 | It's entry-level, but you need 5 years sliding experience. | 1.1963 | 0.04080 | 107 | 87 | 19 | 1 |
2089 | Losers-say-what? | 1.1963 | 0.04683 | 107 | 90 | 13 | 4 |
2090 | Someday you'll understand son, someday. | 1.1963 | 0.04080 | 107 | 87 | 19 | 1 |
2091 | Anne from HR said this was a team-building activity. | 1.1963 | 0.04080 | 107 | 87 | 19 | 1 |
2092 | This is the corporate ladder, pipsqueak. | 1.1963 | 0.04080 | 107 | 87 | 19 | 1 |
2093 | When I was your age we had to climb uphill, both ways. | 1.1963 | 0.04491 | 107 | 89 | 15 | 3 |
2094 | Go away kid.Were undercover FBI after pedofiles | 1.1963 | 0.04491 | 107 | 89 | 15 | 3 |
2095 | Son, let me demonstrate how the corporate world works.... | 1.1963 | 0.04290 | 107 | 88 | 17 | 2 |
2096 | Look out, kid. MY taxes, it’s MY turn. | 1.1963 | 0.04868 | 107 | 91 | 11 | 5 |
2097 | Fridays are parents' days, kid. Come back tomorrow. | 1.1963 | 0.04491 | 107 | 89 | 15 | 3 |
2098 | I'm going to stop your Mother from doing something she will regret years later. | 1.1963 | 0.04491 | 107 | 89 | 15 | 3 |
2099 | The fun has just begun. | 1.1963 | 0.04683 | 107 | 90 | 13 | 4 |
2100 | Tell your mother I won't be home tonight; the judge gave us recess 'til tomorrow. | 1.1963 | 0.04080 | 107 | 87 | 19 | 1 |
2101 | Our parents had it better than us, so we'll be damned if we don't have it better than you! | 1.1963 | 0.04080 | 107 | 87 | 19 | 1 |
2102 | You'll get to use the big slide in Hell if you don't scram | 1.1963 | 0.04491 | 107 | 89 | 15 | 3 |
2103 | Like most playground activities it just converts potential and kinetic energy back and forth. Now beat it, kid. | 1.1963 | 0.03858 | 107 | 86 | 21 | 0 |
2104 | Let it slide, just this once? | 1.1963 | 0.04491 | 107 | 89 | 15 | 3 |
2105 | Son, you'll just have to wait your turn. The adult coloring book station was full. | 1.1963 | 0.04683 | 107 | 90 | 13 | 4 |
2106 | Our playground lawyer is on the way to help us get to the bottom of this. | 1.1963 | 0.04491 | 107 | 89 | 15 | 3 |
2107 | You’ll understand when you get to be 40. | 1.1963 | 0.04080 | 107 | 87 | 19 | 1 |
2108 | It helps to get the sandbox sand out of our underwear. | 1.1963 | 0.04683 | 107 | 90 | 13 | 4 |
2109 | Lot more fun than stepping on people on the way down. | 1.1963 | 0.04080 | 107 | 87 | 19 | 1 |
2110 | It’s the new generation come to town. | 1.1963 | 0.04491 | 107 | 89 | 15 | 3 |
2111 | The big slide is for your 2nd childhood! | 1.1963 | 0.04868 | 107 | 91 | 11 | 5 |
2112 | She's not the only one who is stuck. | 1.1963 | 0.04683 | 107 | 90 | 13 | 4 |
2113 | Sorry Timmy, we’re just following the recommendations of Secretary DeVos. | 1.1963 | 0.04080 | 107 | 87 | 19 | 1 |
2114 | It's not age discrimination. It's a dress code. | 1.1963 | 0.04491 | 107 | 89 | 15 | 3 |
2115 | No, they're not usually for adults, but kid, have you read the headlines lately? | 1.1963 | 0.04683 | 107 | 90 | 13 | 4 |
2116 | It's a grown-up thing -- you wouldn't understand. | 1.1963 | 0.04683 | 107 | 90 | 13 | 4 |
2117 | Our slide is bigger than yours. | 1.1963 | 0.04683 | 107 | 90 | 13 | 4 |
2118 | Life is full of ups and downs, kid. | 1.1963 | 0.04290 | 107 | 88 | 17 | 2 |
2119 | Did you short? Because you can't appreciate a downward slide unless you've shorted. | 1.1963 | 0.04290 | 107 | 88 | 17 | 2 |
2120 | Shorts? Really | 1.1963 | 0.04290 | 107 | 88 | 17 | 2 |
2121 | It gets better. | 1.1963 | 0.04868 | 107 | 91 | 11 | 5 |
2122 | Just find a Zoltar machine and tell him you want to be big. It's easy. Everyone's doing it. | 1.1944 | 0.04453 | 108 | 90 | 15 | 3 |
2123 | You are correct Darrel, adults never grow up ......but tell no one ! | 1.1942 | 0.04376 | 103 | 85 | 16 | 2 |
2124 | If she sits there all day I guess you've got a problem - this one' s for us big kids. | 1.1942 | 0.04153 | 103 | 84 | 18 | 1 |
2125 | Sorry, kid..you have to be over 18 and in therapy. | 1.1942 | 0.04588 | 103 | 86 | 14 | 3 |
2126 | Metaphor or not, it’s adults only. | 1.1942 | 0.04588 | 103 | 86 | 14 | 3 |
2127 | Why yes we are training to be stock brokers! | 1.1942 | 0.04791 | 103 | 87 | 12 | 4 |
2128 | We're taking this park back, structure by structure! | 1.1942 | 0.04153 | 103 | 84 | 18 | 1 |
2129 | Yes, I promise I won't ruin my new Brioni suit or my Crockett and Jones burnished leather Balmorals | 1.1942 | 0.04153 | 103 | 84 | 18 | 1 |
2130 | We didn't grow up with the internet son and it didn't do us any harm! | 1.1942 | 0.04376 | 103 | 85 | 16 | 2 |
2131 | It’s nothing personal, it’s just business. | 1.1942 | 0.04588 | 103 | 86 | 14 | 3 |
2132 | We're done adulting! | 1.1942 | 0.04791 | 103 | 87 | 12 | 4 |
2133 | Business class kid! | 1.1942 | 0.04791 | 103 | 87 | 12 | 4 |
2134 | We'll see who's turn it is once you've gone through a mass layoff too kid. | 1.1942 | 0.04376 | 103 | 85 | 16 | 2 |
2135 | It says the age limit is 6. Let's just let it slide, okay?" | 1.1942 | 0.04791 | 103 | 87 | 12 | 4 |
2136 | Kid, if you want the ups and downs...stick with investment banking. | 1.1942 | 0.04588 | 103 | 86 | 14 | 3 |
2137 | Twice the hill, half the the thrill. Then you die. It’s the meaning of life. | 1.1923 | 0.04941 | 104 | 89 | 10 | 5 |
2138 | You're not clones, you just have bad genes. | 1.1923 | 0.04749 | 104 | 88 | 12 | 4 |
2139 | Sorry, pal, this one's strictly for inner child. | 1.1923 | 0.04749 | 104 | 88 | 12 | 4 |
2140 | I’m not letting this one slide Jimmy.” | 1.1923 | 0.04548 | 104 | 87 | 14 | 3 |
2141 | You need to have a tie..... | 1.1923 | 0.04338 | 104 | 86 | 16 | 2 |
2142 | Because you are not 3 foot 6. | 1.1923 | 0.04117 | 104 | 85 | 18 | 1 |
2143 | Tommy, don’t be such a baby. This is the adult slide! | 1.1923 | 0.04338 | 104 | 86 | 16 | 2 |
2144 | You think the boss will catch us at the bottom? | 1.1923 | 0.04338 | 104 | 86 | 16 | 2 |
2145 | This is going to hurt me, Johnny, more than it hurts you. | 1.1923 | 0.04548 | 104 | 87 | 14 | 3 |
2146 | Because without vague, administrative data we can't ban it, that's why. | 1.1923 | 0.04749 | 104 | 88 | 12 | 4 |
2147 | Oh really, little boy...and what percentage of YOUR tax dollars paid for this playground? | 1.1923 | 0.04117 | 104 | 85 | 18 | 1 |
2148 | Sorry, Mooch. This one’s for taxpayers. | 1.1923 | 0.04941 | 104 | 89 | 10 | 5 |
2149 | You'll have to wait until our team building exercise is over. | 1.1923 | 0.03883 | 104 | 84 | 20 | 0 |
2150 | Sorry, bud. This one’s for midlife crises only. | 1.1923 | 0.04117 | 104 | 85 | 18 | 1 |
2151 | It’s no coincidence. Women at the top, men fleeing for their lives. It’s the MeTooMovement. | 1.1923 | 0.04749 | 104 | 88 | 12 | 4 |
2152 | Forget it kid. This one's for adult day care. | 1.1923 | 0.04749 | 104 | 88 | 12 | 4 |
2153 | Even dogs get parks..... | 1.1923 | 0.04548 | 104 | 87 | 14 | 3 |
2154 | Being an adult is like being a kid…only you are bigger and you have to dress nicer. | 1.1923 | 0.04338 | 104 | 86 | 16 | 2 |
2155 | Kid, this is what happens when health insurance stops paying for your meds. | 1.1923 | 0.04749 | 104 | 88 | 12 | 4 |
2156 | Ignore what I’m saying. I’m just trying not to look up. | 1.1923 | 0.05127 | 104 | 90 | 8 | 6 |
2157 | Because adults, they wanna have fu-un | 1.1923 | 0.04117 | 104 | 85 | 18 | 1 |
2158 | Sorry kiddo, but on this one you’ll need a liability waiver | 1.1923 | 0.04338 | 104 | 86 | 16 | 2 |
2159 | Sorry kid, but we need this more than you do. | 1.1923 | 0.04548 | 104 | 87 | 14 | 3 |
2160 | Size doesn't matter, son. | 1.1923 | 0.04749 | 104 | 88 | 12 | 4 |
2161 | Dad, seriously, it's embarrassing. You all are taking the inner-child exercises too far. | 1.1923 | 0.04548 | 104 | 87 | 14 | 3 |
2162 | It's bigger, and so are we. | 1.1923 | 0.04941 | 104 | 89 | 10 | 5 |
2163 | Don't tell Mom I'm playing hooky. | 1.1923 | 0.04117 | 104 | 85 | 18 | 1 |
2164 | I was here Way before you!!! | 1.1923 | 0.04548 | 104 | 87 | 14 | 3 |
2165 | Has your teacher told you about the benefits of whole life insurance? | 1.1923 | 0.04117 | 104 | 85 | 18 | 1 |
2166 | I'm sorry Teddy..we'll let mom and dad come home soon but..remember..don't bring up the presidential election EVER again. | 1.1923 | 0.04749 | 104 | 88 | 12 | 4 |
2167 | Don't worry. You'll have a bigger one too, someday. | 1.1923 | 0.04548 | 104 | 87 | 14 | 3 |
2168 | Who says we don't have a proper work-life separation? | 1.1923 | 0.04749 | 104 | 88 | 12 | 4 |
2169 | My mommy said it was safe. | 1.1923 | 0.04548 | 104 | 87 | 14 | 3 |
2170 | Your turn . . . in a decade! Neener, neener, neener! | 1.1923 | 0.04548 | 104 | 87 | 14 | 3 |
2171 | You have to be taller than the third rung to use this ride! | 1.1923 | 0.04941 | 104 | 89 | 10 | 5 |
2172 | Our teachers union sure knows how to negotiate fun! | 1.1923 | 0.04749 | 104 | 88 | 12 | 4 |
2173 | The judge ordered a recess. | 1.1923 | 0.03883 | 104 | 84 | 20 | 0 |
2174 | I'm kind of in a midlife crisis here | 1.1923 | 0.04338 | 104 | 86 | 16 | 2 |
2175 | She just agreed to the divorce! | 1.1923 | 0.04548 | 104 | 87 | 14 | 3 |
2176 | Tax Payers first Buddy Boy! | 1.1923 | 0.04548 | 104 | 87 | 14 | 3 |
2177 | Company retreats since they cut the budget have actually been more fun | 1.1923 | 0.04548 | 104 | 87 | 14 | 3 |
2178 | Yes, Ebenezer, you are in the presence of the Ghost of Playgrounds Yet To Come. | 1.1923 | 0.04338 | 104 | 86 | 16 | 2 |
2179 | If you don't like the queue tell em to bring back the five-martini lunch. | 1.1923 | 0.04548 | 104 | 87 | 14 | 3 |
2180 | Sorry son, there is a dress code for this one. | 1.1923 | 0.04338 | 104 | 86 | 16 | 2 |
2181 | Listen kid, I identify as a five year old so quit your complaining and wait your turn! | 1.1923 | 0.04338 | 104 | 86 | 16 | 2 |
2182 | "Therapy session, sandbox next." | 1.1923 | 0.04749 | 104 | 88 | 12 | 4 |
2183 | Thanks son for teaching us how to enjoy a market slide. | 1.1923 | 0.04749 | 104 | 88 | 12 | 4 |
2184 | Sorry kid, but this is the six-figure slide. | 1.1923 | 0.04338 | 104 | 86 | 16 | 2 |
2185 | His name was Ponce De Leon! | 1.1923 | 0.04749 | 104 | 88 | 12 | 4 |
2186 | Stop whining. Get use to women beating you to the top. | 1.1923 | 0.04548 | 104 | 87 | 14 | 3 |
2187 | Sorry, kid, we’ve got this one reserved till four o’clock. | 1.1923 | 0.04338 | 104 | 86 | 16 | 2 |
2188 | I'm terribly sorry, there's quite obviously a dress code. | 1.1923 | 0.04749 | 104 | 88 | 12 | 4 |
2189 | We retired early so we could take advantage of our second childhood. | 1.1923 | 0.04941 | 104 | 89 | 10 | 5 |
2190 | Scram, kid. This is an audition for the 'Twilight Zone' reboot. | 1.1923 | 0.04749 | 104 | 88 | 12 | 4 |
2191 | The person whose taxes paid for the playground goes first. | 1.1923 | 0.04749 | 104 | 88 | 12 | 4 |
2192 | After you've evaded taxes, been subpoenaed by a federal grand jury, and served time for fraud, THEN you can play on the big slide. | 1.1923 | 0.04548 | 104 | 87 | 14 | 3 |
2193 | Careful. It's electric. | 1.1923 | 0.04941 | 104 | 89 | 10 | 5 |
2194 | Gotta put on your big boy pants. | 1.1923 | 0.04941 | 104 | 89 | 10 | 5 |
2195 | Did somebody lose their inner child? | 1.1923 | 0.04749 | 104 | 88 | 12 | 4 |
2196 | 'no child left behind', EXCEPT when it comes to the big slide.' | 1.1923 | 0.04941 | 104 | 89 | 10 | 5 |
2197 | "Tell it to the judge, crybaby stupidface." | 1.1923 | 0.04338 | 104 | 86 | 16 | 2 |
2198 | "Go away - this slide is for 'real men' only." | 1.1923 | 0.04548 | 104 | 87 | 14 | 3 |
2199 | Sorry Kid,it's 10 min Adult Slide. | 1.1923 | 0.04548 | 104 | 87 | 14 | 3 |
2200 | Look kid we had some budget cuts and had to have our team building event here,no we won't be using the sandbox | 1.1923 | 0.04548 | 104 | 87 | 14 | 3 |
2201 | Scram, kid. Can't you see we need our Whee-Time? | 1.1923 | 0.04548 | 104 | 87 | 14 | 3 |
2202 | The adult slide??? What's next bungee jumping? | 1.1923 | 0.04749 | 104 | 88 | 12 | 4 |
2203 | We’re celebrating Midlife Crisis Day!!! | 1.1923 | 0.04548 | 104 | 87 | 14 | 3 |
2204 | Thanks for the advice, 'Friends don't let friends slide drunk'--I'll pass it on. | 1.1923 | 0.04117 | 104 | 85 | 18 | 1 |
2205 | you snooze, you lose | 1.1923 | 0.04749 | 104 | 88 | 12 | 4 |
2206 | Listen kid, I only get a half hour for lunch. | 1.1923 | 0.04548 | 104 | 87 | 14 | 3 |
2207 | Sorry kid, we only get a forty-five minute recess at our insurance firm. | 1.1923 | 0.04338 | 104 | 86 | 16 | 2 |
2208 | I can see your butt | 1.1923 | 0.04548 | 104 | 87 | 14 | 3 |
2209 | Sorry Timmy. Grownups need more gravity. | 1.1923 | 0.04338 | 104 | 86 | 16 | 2 |
2210 | Dad, I TOLD you adult playtime is AFTER 6 o’clock. | 1.1923 | 0.04338 | 104 | 86 | 16 | 2 |
2211 | Some free advice for you, kid - don't grow up too fast. | 1.1923 | 0.04338 | 104 | 86 | 16 | 2 |
2212 | Son - you need to understand that adults need to have fun too! | 1.1923 | 0.04749 | 104 | 88 | 12 | 4 |
2213 | Sorry! This is an R rated slide! | 1.1923 | 0.04338 | 104 | 86 | 16 | 2 |
2214 | Regression therapy...we'll be home by 8. | 1.1923 | 0.04338 | 104 | 86 | 16 | 2 |
2215 | They only said "Recess" not "Student's Recess". | 1.1923 | 0.03883 | 104 | 84 | 20 | 0 |
2216 | Is your last name Trump? | 1.1923 | 0.04941 | 104 | 89 | 10 | 5 |
2217 | When you grow up, that's when! | 1.1923 | 0.04338 | 104 | 86 | 16 | 2 |
2218 | You'll just have to wait your turn until this congressional recess ends | 1.1923 | 0.04338 | 104 | 86 | 16 | 2 |
2219 | Sorry, kid, it's a threesome." | 1.1923 | 0.04749 | 104 | 88 | 12 | 4 |
2220 | When is it your turn? How about when you start paying for the equipment? | 1.1923 | 0.04548 | 104 | 87 | 14 | 3 |
2221 | We rubbed her down with wax paper. She really screams now! | 1.1923 | 0.04338 | 104 | 86 | 16 | 2 |
2222 | Do you pay the bills? | 1.1923 | 0.04548 | 104 | 87 | 14 | 3 |
2223 | I don't care if it isn't Politically Correct - I paid for the playground and I'll use it. | 1.1923 | 0.04749 | 104 | 88 | 12 | 4 |
2224 | Go play with kids your own Age | 1.1923 | 0.04338 | 104 | 86 | 16 | 2 |
2225 | I am never going to grow up. | 1.1923 | 0.04548 | 104 | 87 | 14 | 3 |
2226 | I’m not cutting the line, 18 & over on this slide. | 1.1923 | 0.04338 | 104 | 86 | 16 | 2 |
2227 | It's a blast when the Internet is down! | 1.1923 | 0.04338 | 104 | 86 | 16 | 2 |
2228 | Did you read the Huffington Post article too? | 1.1923 | 0.04338 | 104 | 86 | 16 | 2 |
2229 | Seniority is a bitch. | 1.1923 | 0.04338 | 104 | 86 | 16 | 2 |
2230 | Don't tell your mother what we did today. She'd let you slide, but not me. | 1.1923 | 0.04117 | 104 | 85 | 18 | 1 |
2231 | Oh, please son, just one more time? I promise. | 1.1923 | 0.04749 | 104 | 88 | 12 | 4 |
2232 | Primary research isn't always fun and games, kid. | 1.1923 | 0.04117 | 104 | 85 | 18 | 1 |
2233 | Sorry son. It's a closed board meeting. | 1.1923 | 0.04941 | 104 | 89 | 10 | 5 |
2234 | You need to be wearing long pants to start on this ladder | 1.1923 | 0.04749 | 104 | 88 | 12 | 4 |
2235 | This is the new software testing process. | 1.1923 | 0.04548 | 104 | 87 | 14 | 3 |
2236 | You haven't worked hard enough yet to earn this privilege young man | 1.1923 | 0.04548 | 104 | 87 | 14 | 3 |
2237 | You must be this divorced to ride this slide. | 1.1923 | 0.04338 | 104 | 86 | 16 | 2 |
2238 | Lunch break | 1.1923 | 0.04548 | 104 | 87 | 14 | 3 |
2239 | It's our annual stock market reenactment. | 1.1923 | 0.04749 | 104 | 88 | 12 | 4 |
2240 | Get used to it kid. | 1.1923 | 0.04941 | 104 | 89 | 10 | 5 |
2241 | Just wait - someday you'll understand. | 1.1923 | 0.04338 | 104 | 86 | 16 | 2 |
2242 | Did you pay for it? Then scram. | 1.1923 | 0.04749 | 104 | 88 | 12 | 4 |
2243 | You can’t wait to grow up. Be careful what you wish for | 1.1923 | 0.04338 | 104 | 86 | 16 | 2 |
2244 | Look kid, wait your turn. We'll be done when we are done! | 1.1923 | 0.04749 | 104 | 88 | 12 | 4 |
2245 | Scram! | 1.1923 | 0.04749 | 104 | 88 | 12 | 4 |
2246 | It's called "second childhood".... | 1.1923 | 0.04941 | 104 | 89 | 10 | 5 |
2247 | Sorry, son, we're testing this for your safety. | 1.1923 | 0.04548 | 104 | 87 | 14 | 3 |
2248 | Isn’t that why we have kids-so that we can act like one again? | 1.1923 | 0.04548 | 104 | 87 | 14 | 3 |
2249 | Hey kid, go fly a kite! | 1.1923 | 0.04749 | 104 | 88 | 12 | 4 |
2250 | You can use it when you help pay for it with property taxes. | 1.1923 | 0.04548 | 104 | 87 | 14 | 3 |
2251 | We can't afford sports cars, so... | 1.1923 | 0.04749 | 104 | 88 | 12 | 4 |
2252 | 'Hey kid, fuck off ! | 1.1923 | 0.04941 | 104 | 89 | 10 | 5 |
2253 | We are dying. "Make-a-Wish" for grown-ups sucks. | 1.1923 | 0.04749 | 104 | 88 | 12 | 4 |
2254 | Now you know what you can have someday. | 1.1923 | 0.04749 | 104 | 88 | 12 | 4 |
2255 | Stay away from the sandbox-that’s our next stop! | 1.1923 | 0.04548 | 104 | 87 | 14 | 3 |
2256 | Sorry kid. Mature and sophisticated people only. | 1.1923 | 0.04749 | 104 | 88 | 12 | 4 |
2257 | This one is for big kids. | 1.1923 | 0.04941 | 104 | 89 | 10 | 5 |
2258 | Preparing for the down cycle | 1.1923 | 0.04548 | 104 | 87 | 14 | 3 |
2259 | It's easier than climbing the CORPORATE ladder. | 1.1923 | 0.04548 | 104 | 87 | 14 | 3 |
2260 | Time out Tommy, we adults need to exhilarate more. | 1.1923 | 0.04338 | 104 | 86 | 16 | 2 |
2261 | I was like you once, now, if you will excuse me. I am late for my board meeting over by the jungle gym. | 1.1923 | 0.04338 | 104 | 86 | 16 | 2 |
2262 | No, son - life is MORE fun in Big Boy Pants | 1.1923 | 0.04548 | 104 | 87 | 14 | 3 |
2263 | It varies, but you generally get to the top when you are around 30 to 40 years old. | 1.1923 | 0.04548 | 104 | 87 | 14 | 3 |
2264 | It's 'Happy Hour' | 1.1923 | 0.04117 | 104 | 85 | 18 | 1 |
2265 | Report us AND you REALLY will be going down a slippery slope." | 1.1923 | 0.04338 | 104 | 86 | 16 | 2 |
2266 | You'll have to wait your turn kid. We're still ruling the world. | 1.1923 | 0.04338 | 104 | 86 | 16 | 2 |
2267 | It's just so much more fun than climbing the corporate ladder | 1.1923 | 0.04338 | 104 | 86 | 16 | 2 |
2268 | Beat it kid, this is the adult therapy slide. | 1.1923 | 0.04941 | 104 | 89 | 10 | 5 |
2269 | Go find your own skirt to peek under! | 1.1923 | 0.04749 | 104 | 88 | 12 | 4 |
2270 | What did you think was at the top of the corporate ladder? | 1.1923 | 0.04338 | 104 | 86 | 16 | 2 |
2271 | This is the red slide; you can only use the blue one. | 1.1923 | 0.04117 | 104 | 85 | 18 | 1 |
2272 | Stop complaining or you'll never be on top on the seesaw again | 1.1923 | 0.04338 | 104 | 86 | 16 | 2 |
2273 | Corporate's trying a new recess program to increase productivity. | 1.1923 | 0.04338 | 104 | 86 | 16 | 2 |
2274 | We're big investors with low risk tolerance. | 1.1923 | 0.04548 | 104 | 87 | 14 | 3 |
2275 | One day you'll understand. | 1.1923 | 0.04749 | 104 | 88 | 12 | 4 |
2276 | You are too young to sign the waiver! | 1.1923 | 0.04548 | 104 | 87 | 14 | 3 |
2277 | Because sometimes all you've got left is to say "whee." | 1.1923 | 0.04749 | 104 | 88 | 12 | 4 |
2278 | Sorry kid, we reserved this slide for our offsite. | 1.1923 | 0.04749 | 104 | 88 | 12 | 4 |
2279 | Son, you must learn to wait your turn. The adults are playing. | 1.1923 | 0.04548 | 104 | 87 | 14 | 3 |
2280 | We'll be done in 5 minutes. Our boss thinks we're out here taking a smoke break. | 1.1923 | 0.04548 | 104 | 87 | 14 | 3 |
2281 | Requirements to ride this slide include a bachelor's degree, five years of playground experience, and a demonstrated proficiency in ladder climbing. | 1.1923 | 0.04749 | 104 | 88 | 12 | 4 |
2282 | We're not sliding, we're team building. | 1.1923 | 0.04548 | 104 | 87 | 14 | 3 |
2283 | You must be this tall to slide this slide. | 1.1923 | 0.04548 | 104 | 87 | 14 | 3 |
2284 | You gotta take recess when you can, son. | 1.1923 | 0.04749 | 104 | 88 | 12 | 4 |
2285 | Sorry.....you have to be as tall as the third step to slide down this slide | 1.1923 | 0.04117 | 104 | 85 | 18 | 1 |
2286 | Yea, he's ot working either! | 1.1923 | 0.04338 | 104 | 86 | 16 | 2 |
2287 | Sorry kid, no children allowed in the “ADULTS WITHOUT CHILDREN” section of the playground. | 1.1923 | 0.04548 | 104 | 87 | 14 | 3 |
2288 | Now go home and study!!...we bought this with your future... | 1.1923 | 0.04749 | 104 | 88 | 12 | 4 |
2289 | My inner child is 14 and under. | 1.1923 | 0.04338 | 104 | 86 | 16 | 2 |
2290 | Think this is unfair? Just wait until you see the coloring books. | 1.1923 | 0.04548 | 104 | 87 | 14 | 3 |
2291 | I can't wait to tell Legal about this playground. But for now it's Marketing's secret. | 1.1923 | 0.04338 | 104 | 86 | 16 | 2 |
2292 | Being in charge of adult day care doesn’t mean you can butt in. And yes I asked my mommy. | 1.1923 | 0.04338 | 104 | 86 | 16 | 2 |
2293 | Son, you can’t just slide by in life or maybe you can | 1.1923 | 0.04941 | 104 | 89 | 10 | 5 |
2294 | ...what? It's our slideshow presentation. | 1.1923 | 0.05127 | 104 | 90 | 8 | 6 |
2295 | Yess kid, this one is for shiny ass bookkeepers. | 1.1923 | 0.04749 | 104 | 88 | 12 | 4 |
2296 | Our company replaced the free gym memberships with visits to the free jungle gym | 1.1923 | 0.04338 | 104 | 86 | 16 | 2 |
2297 | They have their ups and downs | 1.1923 | 0.04548 | 104 | 87 | 14 | 3 |
2298 | Beat it kid, this is the metaphor slide. | 1.1923 | 0.04941 | 104 | 89 | 10 | 5 |
2299 | Once you've reached the top of the corporate ladder it's all downhill from there | 1.1923 | 0.04117 | 104 | 85 | 18 | 1 |
2300 | My therapist said I have to let my inner child play. | 1.1923 | 0.03883 | 104 | 84 | 20 | 0 |
2301 | Life lesson No. I. Big wins! | 1.1923 | 0.04548 | 104 | 87 | 14 | 3 |
2302 | No, you can't. Only those in the top 1 percent can use this slide. | 1.1923 | 0.04749 | 104 | 88 | 12 | 4 |
2303 | He who slides last slides best. | 1.1923 | 0.04548 | 104 | 87 | 14 | 3 |
2304 | It’s a 350$ personal growth class, but believe me, it’s worth it! | 1.1923 | 0.04749 | 104 | 88 | 12 | 4 |
2305 | David Remnick has always been a jerk. | 1.1923 | 0.04941 | 104 | 89 | 10 | 5 |
2306 | When you wear big boy pants | 1.1923 | 0.04941 | 104 | 89 | 10 | 5 |
2307 | Do you think this is the last administration? Just wait. | 1.1923 | 0.04548 | 104 | 87 | 14 | 3 |
2308 | Go away, kid. This is our weekly Accountants Go Crazy Day. | 1.1923 | 0.04548 | 104 | 87 | 14 | 3 |
2309 | It's a flagrant foul, the tie shouldn't fly. | 1.1923 | 0.04338 | 104 | 86 | 16 | 2 |
2310 | No cutsies. | 1.1923 | 0.04548 | 104 | 87 | 14 | 3 |
2311 | Tell mom I'll be home late tonight. | 1.1923 | 0.04941 | 104 | 89 | 10 | 5 |
2312 | We’re reliving our childhood, when going down meant success. | 1.1923 | 0.04749 | 104 | 88 | 12 | 4 |
2313 | Sorry kid, business class only. | 1.1923 | 0.04338 | 104 | 86 | 16 | 2 |
2314 | Son, you’ve got to be 4 rungs tall to slide down this slide. | 1.1923 | 0.04338 | 104 | 86 | 16 | 2 |
2315 | Pretty soon we're gonna be too old for the playground. It happens before you know it... | 1.1923 | 0.04941 | 104 | 89 | 10 | 5 |
2316 | Sometimes parents need to have fun ,too. | 1.1923 | 0.04338 | 104 | 86 | 16 | 2 |
2317 | I know you said it was the big kids slide, but I didn’t know you were talking about yourself. | 1.1923 | 0.04338 | 104 | 86 | 16 | 2 |
2318 | Go and play with your sister in the board room. | 1.1923 | 0.04338 | 104 | 86 | 16 | 2 |
2319 | Haters gonna hate. | 1.1923 | 0.04548 | 104 | 87 | 14 | 3 |
2320 | It distracts us from the political news. | 1.1923 | 0.04338 | 104 | 86 | 16 | 2 |
2321 | Scram kid! Go pick on somebody your own size! | 1.1923 | 0.04749 | 104 | 88 | 12 | 4 |
2322 | No. I didn't notice if the playground stocks continued their slide so don't bug me | 1.1923 | 0.04548 | 104 | 87 | 14 | 3 |
2323 | This is a working lunch! | 1.1923 | 0.04941 | 104 | 89 | 10 | 5 |
2324 | Until you wear a tie, long pants, and can grow a mustache, you are not allowed on the big slide. | 1.1923 | 0.04941 | 104 | 89 | 10 | 5 |
2325 | The trial resumes at two o’clock—until then it’s recess. | 1.1923 | 0.04338 | 104 | 86 | 16 | 2 |
2326 | Wait your turn. Let us know when you feel general ennui and an irresistible urge to relive your childhood. | 1.1923 | 0.04749 | 104 | 88 | 12 | 4 |
2327 | Our therapist reccomended this, said it would help us cope with our inevitable deaths or whatever. I don’t know. I’m just here ‘cuz slides are dope, ya dig? | 1.1923 | 0.04338 | 104 | 86 | 16 | 2 |
2328 | I am rubber, you are glue, whatever you say affects your father’s quarterly performance evaluation. | 1.1923 | 0.04548 | 104 | 87 | 14 | 3 |
2329 | No, that's a different me too. | 1.1923 | 0.04338 | 104 | 86 | 16 | 2 |
2330 | Because,after the last rounds of tariffs,this is the only fun thing we can afford. | 1.1923 | 0.04338 | 104 | 86 | 16 | 2 |
2331 | We're figuring out how to monetize fun kid...get lost! | 1.1923 | 0.04338 | 104 | 86 | 16 | 2 |
2332 | Don't worry, I promise you won't be late this time. | 1.1923 | 0.04548 | 104 | 87 | 14 | 3 |
2333 | This slide is for adults only. | 1.1923 | 0.04338 | 104 | 86 | 16 | 2 |
2334 | Get back in line, I was here first.” | 1.1905 | 0.04508 | 105 | 88 | 14 | 3 |
2335 | Sorry son, you'll have to organize your own menage a trois. | 1.1905 | 0.04707 | 105 | 89 | 12 | 4 |
2336 | The older you get, the higher the gravity of problems, now go and play! | 1.1905 | 0.04081 | 105 | 86 | 18 | 1 |
2337 | Thanks for coming along, Timmy. We wouldn't be able to play here without you, because of the playground rule that all adults must be accompanied by a child. | 1.1905 | 0.04707 | 105 | 89 | 12 | 4 |
2338 | One day you'll miss going down a slippery slope without unintended circumstances. | 1.1905 | 0.04508 | 105 | 88 | 14 | 3 |
2339 | Teachers gain parity in the schoolyard! | 1.1905 | 0.04897 | 105 | 90 | 10 | 5 |
2340 | We're with a stockbrokers convention. | 1.1905 | 0.04300 | 105 | 87 | 16 | 2 |
2341 | Move over kid, this is the big boy slide. | 1.1905 | 0.04897 | 105 | 90 | 10 | 5 |
2342 | Don't you have Forthright to play, or something? | 1.1905 | 0.04508 | 105 | 88 | 14 | 3 |
2343 | Not until you wear your big-boy pants. | 1.1905 | 0.04508 | 105 | 88 | 14 | 3 |
2344 | This ain't no merry go round! | 1.1905 | 0.04707 | 105 | 89 | 12 | 4 |
2345 | Pick on someone your own size! | 1.1905 | 0.04508 | 105 | 88 | 14 | 3 |
2346 | You can play with our inner children once they're free. | 1.1905 | 0.04897 | 105 | 90 | 10 | 5 |
2347 | We've been diagnosed with corporate ladder syndrome, so stay out of our way kid. | 1.1905 | 0.04508 | 105 | 88 | 14 | 3 |
2348 | Did you sign the petition for longer recess? | 1.1905 | 0.04300 | 105 | 87 | 16 | 2 |
2349 | Sorry, son--but this is part of the requirements we have to pass before we can join the "Make America Great Again" organization. | 1.1905 | 0.04897 | 105 | 90 | 10 | 5 |
2350 | It’s Mr. Fletcher’s retirement party. | 1.1905 | 0.04300 | 105 | 87 | 16 | 2 |
2351 | So you can buy your own when you grow up. | 1.1905 | 0.04508 | 105 | 88 | 14 | 3 |
2352 | It’s called nostalgia. One day you’ll feel it when you’re inside staring at your phone. | 1.1905 | 0.04300 | 105 | 87 | 16 | 2 |
2353 | Sometimes I need a little wheeee time. | 1.1905 | 0.04508 | 105 | 88 | 14 | 3 |
2354 | you need to be eighteen | 1.1905 | 0.04707 | 105 | 89 | 12 | 4 |
2355 | This is what happens when your sport gets into the Olympics. | 1.1905 | 0.04707 | 105 | 89 | 12 | 4 |
2356 | We are testing the slide. Come back in an hour. | 1.1905 | 0.04508 | 105 | 88 | 14 | 3 |
2357 | You need to put your big boy pants on. | 1.1905 | 0.04707 | 105 | 89 | 12 | 4 |
2358 | 'Bring-a-parent-to-work' days are great for morale. | 1.1905 | 0.04508 | 105 | 88 | 14 | 3 |
2359 | 11 to 12 is for adults only with depraved childhoods, | 1.1905 | 0.04508 | 105 | 88 | 14 | 3 |
2360 | We're the ones who never put on our big boy pants. | 1.1905 | 0.04300 | 105 | 87 | 16 | 2 |
2361 | I'm sorry, Bobby. You need to take the kid's slide to nowhere for a long time before you get to take the grown-up's slide to nowhere. | 1.1905 | 0.04508 | 105 | 88 | 14 | 3 |
2362 | When the electricity comes back on, we can all go home and play Nintendo. | 1.1905 | 0.04081 | 105 | 86 | 18 | 1 |
2363 | Someday, when you make enough money, you can slide down this one. | 1.1905 | 0.04300 | 105 | 87 | 16 | 2 |
2364 | It's called reliving glory days, kid...let us slide. | 1.1905 | 0.04300 | 105 | 87 | 16 | 2 |
2365 | Trust me, in ten years you will rebel into maturity. | 1.1905 | 0.04300 | 105 | 87 | 16 | 2 |
2366 | We're learning to have fun. Now go back to your own slide. | 1.1905 | 0.04300 | 105 | 87 | 16 | 2 |
2367 | Sorry, kid...this slide's to be ridden ironically. | 1.1905 | 0.04508 | 105 | 88 | 14 | 3 |
2368 | Will you also tell Mrs. Anderson that I'll be home late tonight? | 1.1905 | 0.04508 | 105 | 88 | 14 | 3 |
2369 | Shorts are no good, kid. Makes the legs too sticky. | 1.1905 | 0.04508 | 105 | 88 | 14 | 3 |
2370 | I wish the kids would grow up and have fun! | 1.1905 | 0.04508 | 105 | 88 | 14 | 3 |
2371 | One more time, then we're back to our cubicles at Tesla. | 1.1905 | 0.04508 | 105 | 88 | 14 | 3 |
2372 | Trust me, twenty years of being a divorce lawyer this isn’t even the weirdest thing I’ve seen. | 1.1905 | 0.04707 | 105 | 89 | 12 | 4 |
2373 | Big folks are to big slide as little folks are to kiddie slide. | 1.1905 | 0.04300 | 105 | 87 | 16 | 2 |
2374 | Sorry kid, I need this. | 1.1905 | 0.04508 | 105 | 88 | 14 | 3 |
2375 | This is the real thing, lad; yours is a toy. | 1.1905 | 0.05081 | 105 | 91 | 8 | 6 |
2376 | We need it more than you do! | 1.1905 | 0.04508 | 105 | 88 | 14 | 3 |
2377 | I suggest you start looking for work. | 1.1905 | 0.04508 | 105 | 88 | 14 | 3 |
2378 | Falling is more fun than climbing the corporate ladder. | 1.1905 | 0.04897 | 105 | 90 | 10 | 5 |
2379 | Sorry kid, it’s company policy that you submit a request to slide twenty-four hours in advance. | 1.1905 | 0.04707 | 105 | 89 | 12 | 4 |
2380 | And you're too young to be a divorced, unaccomplished furniture salesman yearning for a time before his spirit was crushed. Your point, kid?" | 1.1905 | 0.04300 | 105 | 87 | 16 | 2 |
2381 | This one's for adults only. | 1.1905 | 0.04300 | 105 | 87 | 16 | 2 |
2382 | Piss off I am the firm's Happiness Manager | 1.1905 | 0.04508 | 105 | 88 | 14 | 3 |
2383 | We’re from quality assurance. So far so good. | 1.1905 | 0.04300 | 105 | 87 | 16 | 2 |
2384 | Legal said "What the hell." | 1.1905 | 0.04897 | 105 | 90 | 10 | 5 |
2385 | Neckties or skirts required | 1.1905 | 0.04081 | 105 | 86 | 18 | 1 |
2386 | Here’s a fun fact for you, Myles: this is where you and your siblings were each conceived. | 1.1905 | 0.04707 | 105 | 89 | 12 | 4 |
2387 | This is the adult slide. | 1.1881 | 0.04386 | 101 | 84 | 15 | 2 |
2388 | Don't look for fairness if you want to WIN, son ! | 1.1863 | 0.04772 | 102 | 87 | 11 | 4 |
2389 | Listen kid, when an adult hits a slide there is no telling how long it might last. | 1.1863 | 0.04117 | 102 | 84 | 17 | 1 |
2390 | We don't carry lunch money. How about a stock option instead? | 1.1863 | 0.04346 | 102 | 85 | 15 | 2 |
2391 | One day, you’ll understand, Son. | 1.1863 | 0.04564 | 102 | 86 | 13 | 3 |
2392 | We do take playtime seriously. But at Facebook, we also take your privacy seriously. | 1.1863 | 0.04564 | 102 | 86 | 13 | 3 |
2393 | Hey, kid, you have this everyday, we only come once a month !! | 1.1863 | 0.04772 | 102 | 87 | 11 | 4 |
2394 | Back up, kid. We need this more than you do. | 1.1863 | 0.04772 | 102 | 87 | 11 | 4 |
2395 | Enjoy it while you can Billy because tomorrow we're taking over the small slide too. | 1.1863 | 0.04346 | 102 | 85 | 15 | 2 |
2396 | We rediscovered simple pleasures in group. | 1.1863 | 0.04772 | 102 | 87 | 11 | 4 |
2397 | When adults tell you to be mature, but then they ride the slide. | 1.1863 | 0.04564 | 102 | 86 | 13 | 3 |
2398 | You know kid, this experience prepares you for life. You climb the ladder as I as you can and then you slide down, all alone. | 1.1863 | 0.04772 | 102 | 87 | 11 | 4 |
2399 | Sorry kid, we were here first | 1.1863 | 0.04564 | 102 | 86 | 13 | 3 |
2400 | Daddy has a little more work to do, then we can play. | 1.1863 | 0.04564 | 102 | 86 | 13 | 3 |
2401 | This is the only slippery slope that ever made me happy; every other slippery slope simply sucks you in. | 1.1863 | 0.04971 | 102 | 88 | 9 | 5 |
2402 | One day you will find out about having a second childhood. | 1.1863 | 0.04117 | 102 | 84 | 17 | 1 |
2403 | Aw c'mon. Just one more time? | 1.1863 | 0.04971 | 102 | 88 | 9 | 5 |
2404 | We'd use the playground on 3rd street, but that's Madison's Law Firm Territory | 1.1863 | 0.04346 | 102 | 85 | 15 | 2 |
2405 | You must have $10,000 or more in debt to ride this slide. | 1.1863 | 0.04564 | 102 | 86 | 13 | 3 |
2406 | Sure, you can use this one--but not until our lunch hour is over. | 1.1863 | 0.04346 | 102 | 85 | 15 | 2 |
2407 | Dad is teaching the family how to slide into third base. | 1.1856 | 0.04230 | 97 | 80 | 16 | 1 |
2408 | Sorry buddy, but the gym was closed. | 1.1845 | 0.04729 | 103 | 88 | 11 | 4 |
2409 | Don't worry, you'll slide into middle age too soon enough | 1.1845 | 0.04081 | 103 | 85 | 17 | 1 |
2410 | Sorry. You have to wear a tie on this slide. | 1.1845 | 0.04308 | 103 | 86 | 15 | 2 |
2411 | The suite and tie are just for more gravity. | 1.1845 | 0.05116 | 103 | 90 | 7 | 6 |
2412 | Avert your eyes, Billy! If you accidentally see up her skirt, your nomination to the Supreme Court in 45 years will never make it out of Committee. | 1.1845 | 0.04523 | 103 | 87 | 13 | 3 |
2413 | The generation gap. That's why it's bigger. | 1.1845 | 0.04081 | 103 | 85 | 17 | 1 |
2414 | Whatever you do, don’t look up. | 1.1845 | 0.04729 | 103 | 88 | 11 | 4 |
2415 | You will continue to lose teeth if you slide head first. | 1.1845 | 0.04308 | 103 | 86 | 15 | 2 |
2416 | We're finding our inner child! | 1.1845 | 0.04308 | 103 | 86 | 15 | 2 |
2417 | I don't care that you want a turn your mother, me and Uncle Billy are taking this one for ourselves. | 1.1845 | 0.04729 | 103 | 88 | 11 | 4 |
2418 | It's ok Billy, when you grow up you'll get to be a kid everyday, but until then, mind your manners." | 1.1845 | 0.04729 | 103 | 88 | 11 | 4 |
2419 | Hey, ya big baby-->Go take a ride on yer own stinkin' slide!!! | 1.1845 | 0.04729 | 103 | 88 | 11 | 4 |
2420 | We're just taking a break from our white house jobs. | 1.1845 | 0.04729 | 103 | 88 | 11 | 4 |
2421 | I told you we were going to let it slide this time. | 1.1845 | 0.04729 | 103 | 88 | 11 | 4 |
2422 | Shouldn't you be inside playing Fortnite? | 1.1845 | 0.03840 | 103 | 84 | 19 | 0 |
2423 | No you can't; this one is only for immature, obese adults. | 1.1845 | 0.04729 | 103 | 88 | 11 | 4 |
2424 | You asked us to follow you so we're following you. | 1.1818 | 0.04393 | 99 | 83 | 14 | 2 |
2425 | Don’t look so miffed, Sisyphus, you’ll find your own line of work when you’re older. | 1.1818 | 0.04152 | 99 | 82 | 16 | 1 |
2426 | Sorry, you must be up to your neck in crippling mortgage debt to ride. | 1.1818 | 0.04152 | 99 | 82 | 16 | 1 |
2427 | My company replaced salaries with visits to the park. | 1.1818 | 0.04393 | 99 | 83 | 14 | 2 |
2428 | Son, it's a lesson for you. Life is a slippery slope | 1.1818 | 0.04622 | 99 | 84 | 12 | 3 |
2429 | Quiet! Mom and Dad are trying to play. | 1.1818 | 0.05249 | 99 | 87 | 6 | 6 |
2430 | Listen kid, be young while you can. | 1.1818 | 0.04622 | 99 | 84 | 12 | 3 |
2431 | The world without Viagra | 1.1818 | 0.04840 | 99 | 85 | 10 | 4 |
2432 | Hey kid, you've got your own slide—plus, a sandbox. Goodbye | 1.1818 | 0.04622 | 99 | 84 | 12 | 3 |
2433 | You can"t emulate me not until you. Emulate her. | 1.1818 | 0.04622 | 99 | 84 | 12 | 3 |
2434 | You have to be this tall to go down this slide. | 1.1818 | 0.04393 | 99 | 83 | 14 | 2 |
2435 | In times like these Timmy, it’s crucial to find glee in the simple things. | 1.1818 | 0.04622 | 99 | 84 | 12 | 3 |
2436 | Sorry, Buddy. Big slides are for adults and stock markets. | 1.1818 | 0.04840 | 99 | 85 | 10 | 4 |
2437 | We’ll be done in an hour, son! | 1.1818 | 0.04393 | 99 | 83 | 14 | 2 |
2438 | Fired Trump Employee Day. | 1.1818 | 0.04840 | 99 | 85 | 10 | 4 |
2439 | You'll get your turn after the midterms. | 1.1818 | 0.04622 | 99 | 84 | 12 | 3 |
2440 | And don't try and use the executive bathroom either. | 1.1818 | 0.04622 | 99 | 84 | 12 | 3 |
2441 | It’s only fair that we go first since you have all of our retirement money... | 1.1818 | 0.04840 | 99 | 85 | 10 | 4 |
2442 | Sorry kid ‘ This is the downhill slide of life | 1.1818 | 0.04393 | 99 | 83 | 14 | 2 |
2443 | They keep holding me back because I can't grasp the null set. | 1.1818 | 0.04840 | 99 | 85 | 10 | 4 |
2444 | Beat it kid, this is a formal wear slide. | 1.1818 | 0.04393 | 99 | 83 | 14 | 2 |
2445 | Sorry. Inner children only. | 1.1818 | 0.04393 | 99 | 83 | 14 | 2 |
2446 | Sorry, this slide is strictly for second childhoods. | 1.1818 | 0.04840 | 99 | 85 | 10 | 4 |
2447 | Back off, kid. This slide is for inner children only! | 1.1818 | 0.04622 | 99 | 84 | 12 | 3 |
2448 | Sorry Kid, but if she's not ready to take the plunge, I'm afraid your relationship is going downhill. | 1.1818 | 0.04622 | 99 | 84 | 12 | 3 |
2449 | Fine, I'll be careful. Now can I go play? | 1.1818 | 0.04393 | 99 | 83 | 14 | 2 |
2450 | Don’t believe the unemployment rate. | 1.1818 | 0.04393 | 99 | 83 | 14 | 2 |
2451 | Better to be a slider than a swinger kid. | 1.1818 | 0.04393 | 99 | 83 | 14 | 2 |
2452 | Are you waiting in line to be the next Supreme Court nominee? | 1.1818 | 0.04622 | 99 | 84 | 12 | 3 |
2453 | Son, life is like this slide. Waiting your whole childhood, climbing your whole career, and when its time to enjoy it, bam you're in the dirt. | 1.1818 | 0.04393 | 99 | 83 | 14 | 2 |
2454 | Daddy's busy. | 1.1818 | 0.04840 | 99 | 85 | 10 | 4 |
2455 | Sir, we couldn't help but notice you coming here alone from that bench across the street, but the slides, swing, and sandbox are for 'Take Your Repressed Parent to Recess Day'. | 1.1818 | 0.04840 | 99 | 85 | 10 | 4 |
2456 | Right now, we’re pursuing OUR happiness. You’ll just have to wait your turn. | 1.1818 | 0.05048 | 99 | 86 | 8 | 5 |
2457 | Bring your parents to work day. | 1.1818 | 0.04622 | 99 | 84 | 12 | 3 |
2458 | Boss thinks we need to do better job balancing work and play! | 1.1818 | 0.04622 | 99 | 84 | 12 | 3 |
2459 | You're too young to play Devil's Triangle | 1.1818 | 0.04393 | 99 | 83 | 14 | 2 |
2460 | This is included in the teacher's union contract. | 1.1818 | 0.04152 | 99 | 82 | 16 | 1 |
2461 | A man's inner child always surfaces during a nasty divorce. | 1.1818 | 0.04152 | 99 | 82 | 16 | 1 |
2462 | Your mother and I decided you're not making full use of the amenities your private school has to offer. We have to get our money's worth. | 1.1818 | 0.04622 | 99 | 84 | 12 | 3 |
2463 | Sorry Sonny, this one is only for politicians ! | 1.1818 | 0.04622 | 99 | 84 | 12 | 3 |
2464 | Sorry, you’re not properly dressed for the super slide. | 1.1818 | 0.04152 | 99 | 82 | 16 | 1 |
2465 | WE'RE GETTING READY FOR THE DOWNWARD SLIDE OF THE COUNTRY | 1.1818 | 0.04622 | 99 | 84 | 12 | 3 |
2466 | Sorry son, you're not old enough to get high. | 1.1818 | 0.04393 | 99 | 83 | 14 | 2 |
2467 | Yup, just like our stock portfolios...we're sliding! | 1.1818 | 0.04393 | 99 | 83 | 14 | 2 |
2468 | You'll get you're money when we're finished. We can't be unaccompanied adults! | 1.1818 | 0.04622 | 99 | 84 | 12 | 3 |
2469 | This one's for the inner child | 1.1818 | 0.04393 | 99 | 83 | 14 | 2 |
2470 | Did you forget it is bring your parents to playground week following the bring your child to work week ? | 1.1818 | 0.04393 | 99 | 83 | 14 | 2 |
2471 | It's true, adults do have more fun. | 1.1818 | 0.04393 | 99 | 83 | 14 | 2 |
2472 | 'Sorry kid, we're from the #ustoo movement.' | 1.1818 | 0.04840 | 99 | 85 | 10 | 4 |
2473 | Please understand, most people over 40 don't care what you feel | 1.1818 | 0.04152 | 99 | 82 | 16 | 1 |
2474 | We’re sent from the Government to help you have fun. Watch and learn. | 1.1818 | 0.04393 | 99 | 83 | 14 | 2 |
2475 | We are sliding into midlife crisis in style | 1.1818 | 0.03896 | 99 | 81 | 18 | 0 |
2476 | I'm feeling a bit overdressed." | 1.1818 | 0.04622 | 99 | 84 | 12 | 3 |
2477 | Well you can just go tell Ms. Johnson that as of today, Wilson and Sullivan LLP rule the playground! | 1.1818 | 0.03896 | 99 | 81 | 18 | 0 |
2478 | He just was fired by Trump for sliding past his critics.. | 1.1818 | 0.04840 | 99 | 85 | 10 | 4 |
2479 | We whee, too. | 1.1818 | 0.04152 | 99 | 82 | 16 | 1 |
2480 | This is an exercise designed to enhance team dynamics. | 1.1818 | 0.04622 | 99 | 84 | 12 | 3 |
2481 | Excuse me, son. We're the committee which tests out recreational equipment to recommend to President Trump | 1.1818 | 0.04393 | 99 | 83 | 14 | 2 |
2482 | Are all the teachers having break downs? | 1.1818 | 0.04622 | 99 | 84 | 12 | 3 |
2483 | When you grow up your turn will come. | 1.1818 | 0.04622 | 99 | 84 | 12 | 3 |
2484 | You'll get your turn. Second childhood is our priority. | 1.1818 | 0.04393 | 99 | 83 | 14 | 2 |
2485 | Sorry kid, this is Daddy's happy hour." | 1.1818 | 0.04393 | 99 | 83 | 14 | 2 |
2486 | Sorry, kindergarten is too early for the technical ladder. | 1.1818 | 0.04393 | 99 | 83 | 14 | 2 |
2487 | Are you sure I'm ready for the Grown-up Slide? | 1.1818 | 0.04622 | 99 | 84 | 12 | 3 |
2488 | Well, as the saying goes: “Live, work and play.” In that order. | 1.1818 | 0.04622 | 99 | 84 | 12 | 3 |
2489 | You can use the slide once Slide Co. deems it safe | 1.1818 | 0.04393 | 99 | 83 | 14 | 2 |
2490 | This way the staffers think it's a fake arrest. | 1.1818 | 0.04840 | 99 | 85 | 10 | 4 |
2491 | It’s sexual. Try the other slide | 1.1818 | 0.04622 | 99 | 84 | 12 | 3 |
2492 | Whose idea was this "Bring your parent to school day?" | 1.1818 | 0.04622 | 99 | 84 | 12 | 3 |
2493 | Adult Enfantalism without a seesaw in sight. | 1.1818 | 0.04622 | 99 | 84 | 12 | 3 |
2494 | Sorry Timmy, it's adult slide only from 3 to 4." | 1.1818 | 0.04393 | 99 | 83 | 14 | 2 |
2495 | Now, son, the rules were very clear. You are a rotten egg. | 1.1818 | 0.04840 | 99 | 85 | 10 | 4 |
2496 | This one is for big people only. Your kind uses the little one. | 1.1818 | 0.04622 | 99 | 84 | 12 | 3 |
2497 | Don't make me give you another timeout. | 1.1818 | 0.04393 | 99 | 83 | 14 | 2 |
2498 | Sorry kid. MBAs only. | 1.1818 | 0.04840 | 99 | 85 | 10 | 4 |
2499 | Someday, son, but this is not the day. | 1.1818 | 0.04393 | 99 | 83 | 14 | 2 |
2500 | I agree this represents a difficult trend for your generation's future | 1.1818 | 0.04840 | 99 | 85 | 10 | 4 |
2501 | We need recess also. | 1.1818 | 0.04393 | 99 | 83 | 14 | 2 |
2502 | You can wait your turn. This is the only vacation teachers get. | 1.1818 | 0.04622 | 99 | 84 | 12 | 3 |
2503 | No, Marvin, you CAN'T go down the big kids' slide! | 1.1818 | 0.04622 | 99 | 84 | 12 | 3 |
2504 | Sorry shorty, the big slide is for big boy pants. | 1.1800 | 0.04353 | 100 | 84 | 14 | 2 |
2505 | Rest assured, your turn is coming. | 1.1800 | 0.04353 | 100 | 84 | 14 | 2 |
2506 | Let me have this one turn, kid. It’s all I have left. | 1.1800 | 0.04115 | 100 | 83 | 16 | 1 |
2507 | Listen kid we need this a lot more than you right now" | 1.1800 | 0.04795 | 100 | 86 | 10 | 4 |
2508 | We are following your natural leadership. | 1.1800 | 0.04353 | 100 | 84 | 14 | 2 |
2509 | We're doing a metaphor. | 1.1800 | 0.04115 | 100 | 83 | 16 | 1 |
2510 | Look.....and learn! | 1.1800 | 0.03861 | 100 | 82 | 18 | 0 |
2511 | Today is Take Your Adult Child To Work Out Some Issues Day. | 1.1800 | 0.04353 | 100 | 84 | 14 | 2 |
2512 | We went to Yale. | 1.1789 | 0.04484 | 95 | 80 | 13 | 2 |
2513 | We're from the ACME Slide Safety Evaluation Corporation. Now #$@% off. | 1.1782 | 0.04750 | 101 | 87 | 10 | 4 |
2514 | No, Henry, this is not "just a slide!" This is a "Grown-Up Life" training device: one moment you're at the top of the corporate ladder, the next moment you're on the pavement! | 1.1771 | 0.04682 | 96 | 82 | 11 | 3 |
2515 | We're trying to be more fluid as a family. | 1.1771 | 0.04682 | 96 | 82 | 11 | 3 |
2516 | He's "slip-sliding away", …... | 1.1771 | 0.04187 | 96 | 80 | 15 | 1 |
2517 | These are the executive slides kid, see you in 20 years" | 1.1771 | 0.04187 | 96 | 80 | 15 | 1 |
2518 | Do I tell you what to do during your coffee break? | 1.1771 | 0.04441 | 96 | 81 | 13 | 2 |
2519 | It's like "adult swim" at the pool. It's called "adult slide." | 1.1771 | 0.04187 | 96 | 80 | 15 | 1 |
2520 | Son, this slide beats the heck out of the Rabbit Holes your Mom and I have been going down! | 1.1771 | 0.04441 | 96 | 81 | 13 | 2 |
2521 | You won't believe what I buried in the sandbox! | 1.1771 | 0.05129 | 96 | 84 | 7 | 5 |
2522 | Поехали! which is Russian for "Let's go!" | 1.1771 | 0.04441 | 96 | 81 | 13 | 2 |
2523 | No duh, this is the big kid slide | 1.1771 | 0.04910 | 96 | 83 | 9 | 4 |
2524 | Stop kidding around, get your own. | 1.1771 | 0.04682 | 96 | 82 | 11 | 3 |
2525 | Sorry kid, you need to have crippling debt and a failed marriage to ride this slide. | 1.1771 | 0.04441 | 96 | 81 | 13 | 2 |
2526 | It's definitely boy, girl, boy, girl. You'll have to get on the other slide. | 1.1771 | 0.04682 | 96 | 82 | 11 | 3 |
2527 | We didn’t realize this is what the teachers meant by ‘taking our recess away’ for our misbehavior! | 1.1771 | 0.04441 | 96 | 81 | 13 | 2 |
2528 | You're Dad now. | 1.1771 | 0.04682 | 96 | 82 | 11 | 3 |
2529 | It's OK, this one is reinforced for us big boys and big girls. | 1.1771 | 0.04187 | 96 | 80 | 15 | 1 |
2530 | Hey kid, we’re the new 10. | 1.1771 | 0.04441 | 96 | 81 | 13 | 2 |
2531 | At your age, you don't even need the slide. What could you possibly be stressed about? | 1.1771 | 0.04682 | 96 | 82 | 11 | 3 |
2532 | We’re connecting with our inner children. | 1.1771 | 0.04682 | 96 | 82 | 11 | 3 |
2533 | You pay, you play. | 1.1771 | 0.03917 | 96 | 79 | 17 | 0 |
2534 | Some day this will be all yours kid. | 1.1771 | 0.04187 | 96 | 80 | 15 | 1 |
2535 | I m not going to tell you again, some things are just for grownups | 1.1771 | 0.05129 | 96 | 84 | 7 | 5 |
2536 | Stop complaining. Just watch and learn. | 1.1771 | 0.04682 | 96 | 82 | 11 | 3 |
2537 | Get a life, kid. | 1.1771 | 0.04682 | 96 | 82 | 11 | 3 |
2538 | Office bet to see if the thrill of living is gone | 1.1771 | 0.03917 | 96 | 79 | 17 | 0 |
2539 | We work at a play-based office. | 1.1771 | 0.05129 | 96 | 84 | 7 | 5 |
2540 | Don't worry. It's just a photo op to attract silicon valley investment. | 1.1771 | 0.04441 | 96 | 81 | 13 | 2 |
2541 | This one is for the old folks, it's the downhill slide. | 1.1771 | 0.04441 | 96 | 81 | 13 | 2 |
2542 | Stop complaining, you've got the sandbox all to yourself. | 1.1771 | 0.04187 | 96 | 80 | 15 | 1 |
2543 | It’s different because of the drugs | 1.1771 | 0.04441 | 96 | 81 | 13 | 2 |
2544 | NO, THIS ONE IS FOR "MAJOR LEAGUER" | 1.1771 | 0.04682 | 96 | 82 | 11 | 3 |
2545 | It's not insured for kids, | 1.1771 | 0.04187 | 96 | 80 | 15 | 1 |
2546 | Midlife sliders only. | 1.1771 | 0.04682 | 96 | 82 | 11 | 3 |
2547 | Parents night out | 1.1771 | 0.04187 | 96 | 80 | 15 | 1 |
2548 | We're putting the Whee in our team | 1.1771 | 0.05129 | 96 | 84 | 7 | 5 |
2549 | Well shouldn’t you be off adulting somewhere? | 1.1771 | 0.05338 | 96 | 85 | 5 | 6 |
2550 | No, Kenny, you CAN'T go down my big slide. I know YOUR slide is tiny, but that's what you get for being a kid. Neener, neener, NEENer!!!! | 1.1771 | 0.04441 | 96 | 81 | 13 | 2 |
2551 | Now you are learning life's lessons on the playground. | 1.1771 | 0.04682 | 96 | 82 | 11 | 3 |
2552 | We'll show you how to have fun. | 1.1771 | 0.04187 | 96 | 80 | 15 | 1 |
2553 | Hey, Buzz Off, kid! It's National "Parents Enable Themselves Day!" | 1.1771 | 0.04187 | 96 | 80 | 15 | 1 |
2554 | Sorry Jimmy, This slide is only for overweight adults. You have to share the other one with the overweight girl. | 1.1771 | 0.04910 | 96 | 83 | 9 | 4 |
2555 | Put on your big boy pants and use your own damned slide! | 1.1771 | 0.04910 | 96 | 83 | 9 | 4 |
2556 | Sorry kid, the slide is millennials only. | 1.1771 | 0.04441 | 96 | 81 | 13 | 2 |
2557 | It's called a mid-life crisis, and when you grow up, you will have one just like daddy. | 1.1771 | 0.04441 | 96 | 81 | 13 | 2 |
2558 | Ayn Rand will explain it all to you when you're old enough to understand bad writing. | 1.1771 | 0.04910 | 96 | 83 | 9 | 4 |
2559 | Life Begins at Forty | 1.1771 | 0.04187 | 96 | 80 | 15 | 1 |
2560 | How does my butt look? | 1.1771 | 0.04682 | 96 | 82 | 11 | 3 |
2561 | You're too young for corporate chutes & ladders." | 1.1771 | 0.04910 | 96 | 83 | 9 | 4 |
2562 | Wait till you have a mortgage. | 1.1771 | 0.04682 | 96 | 82 | 11 | 3 |
2563 | Sorry, but you kids have to suffer for the excesses of our generation. | 1.1771 | 0.04441 | 96 | 81 | 13 | 2 |
2564 | Your mother and I have decided: no cuts. | 1.1771 | 0.04441 | 96 | 81 | 13 | 2 |
2565 | Does your company pay you to play? I didn't think so. | 1.1771 | 0.04910 | 96 | 83 | 9 | 4 |
2566 | We're practicing for the next big stock market crash. | 1.1771 | 0.04187 | 96 | 80 | 15 | 1 |
2567 | Be nice to those you meet on the way up because you will meet them when you slide down | 1.1771 | 0.04441 | 96 | 81 | 13 | 2 |
2568 | You should see the wheelchair slide for grandparents. | 1.1771 | 0.04910 | 96 | 83 | 9 | 4 |
2569 | This is the dark money slide, kid. | 1.1771 | 0.04910 | 96 | 83 | 9 | 4 |
2570 | I was with Toys R Us and this is the only corporate ladder that remains. | 1.1771 | 0.03917 | 96 | 79 | 17 | 0 |
2571 | Uncle Ed just paroled and this is what he wants to do. It could be worse. | 1.1771 | 0.04187 | 96 | 80 | 15 | 1 |
2572 | It's all about scale and proportion, do you see? | 1.1771 | 0.04187 | 96 | 80 | 15 | 1 |
2573 | It's called "Second Childhood". Ask your teacher. | 1.1771 | 0.04187 | 96 | 80 | 15 | 1 |
2574 | Sorry, Billy. We're the New Big Kids on the Block! | 1.1771 | 0.04682 | 96 | 82 | 11 | 3 |
2575 | Pay attention now, it’s a lesson in how to let stuff slide! | 1.1771 | 0.04682 | 96 | 82 | 11 | 3 |
2576 | Adults donated to build this children's park so bottom line is bull---walks, money talks. | 1.1771 | 0.04441 | 96 | 81 | 13 | 2 |
2577 | We are trying out the effects of the President's new tariffs. | 1.1771 | 0.04441 | 96 | 81 | 13 | 2 |
2578 | Two seconds of relief, little man, two seconds of relief. | 1.1771 | 0.04441 | 96 | 81 | 13 | 2 |
2579 | Get lost, kid, this is our turf. | 1.1771 | 0.04682 | 96 | 82 | 11 | 3 |
2580 | Well I'm not gonna sit here and pretend like working for a playground construction company doesn't have its perks...anyway what are YOU doing here?" | 1.1771 | 0.04441 | 96 | 81 | 13 | 2 |
2581 | Sorry, the slide is for children. This frictionless plane is for adults only. | 1.1771 | 0.04441 | 96 | 81 | 13 | 2 |
2582 | Sorry, but we need to practice climbing the corporate ladder. | 1.1771 | 0.04187 | 96 | 80 | 15 | 1 |
2583 | One more time than I’ll go back to work! | 1.1771 | 0.03917 | 96 | 79 | 17 | 0 |
2584 | Why do grownups get all the good rides?" Barbara Druskoff 867 El Caminito Rd. Fallbrook, CA 92028 760 723 045 | 1.1771 | 0.04187 | 96 | 80 | 15 | 1 |
2585 | We're practicing to run for president. | 1.1771 | 0.04682 | 96 | 82 | 11 | 3 |
2586 | Hey kid, the line is 30 years for this one. | 1.1771 | 0.04441 | 96 | 81 | 13 | 2 |
2587 | When you're a little taller, you can go on the big people slide. | 1.1771 | 0.04910 | 96 | 83 | 9 | 4 |
2588 | PAPA I HAVE PRESSURE .MAY I GO FIRST ON SLIDE | 1.1771 | 0.04682 | 96 | 82 | 11 | 3 |
2589 | Father: "No son, this is only for grown-ups" Son: Wow, I guess this is a slide where adults are young again" | 1.1771 | 0.04682 | 96 | 82 | 11 | 3 |
2590 | We're still getting paid for this, right? | 1.1771 | 0.04441 | 96 | 81 | 13 | 2 |
2591 | No, not everything gets better. | 1.1771 | 0.03917 | 96 | 79 | 17 | 0 |
2592 | We never played well in the sandbox, either | 1.1753 | 0.03880 | 97 | 80 | 17 | 0 |
2593 | Oh, we're not playing, we're enacting the 'Stages of Business Life.' | 1.1753 | 0.04637 | 97 | 83 | 11 | 3 |
2594 | First you have to get your MBA. | 1.1753 | 0.04148 | 97 | 81 | 15 | 1 |
2595 | Hey, kid, this isn't scary, is it? | 1.1753 | 0.04399 | 97 | 82 | 13 | 2 |
2596 | Graduate 8th grade, graduate high school, get a b.s. in accounting from a middling college, work your way up to assistant manager, then you can enjoy the big rewards. Now scram. | 1.1753 | 0.04399 | 97 | 82 | 13 | 2 |
2597 | It's for your protection son. All of us at the agency do whatever it takes to protect all consumers." | 1.1753 | 0.04863 | 97 | 84 | 9 | 4 |
2598 | I was here first, Dustin. Sad! | 1.1753 | 0.04399 | 97 | 82 | 13 | 2 |
2599 | This is the best it's gonna get, kid! | 1.1753 | 0.04637 | 97 | 83 | 11 | 3 |
2600 | And for only 15 cents more you can add metal burn cover to your policy. | 1.1753 | 0.04399 | 97 | 82 | 13 | 2 |
2601 | Sorry kid, our experts have to try it out first. | 1.1753 | 0.04637 | 97 | 83 | 11 | 3 |
2602 | Your therapist was right....you are an old soul | 1.1753 | 0.04148 | 97 | 81 | 15 | 1 |
2603 | May I see some ID? | 1.1753 | 0.04148 | 97 | 81 | 15 | 1 |
2604 | Sorry! You are not tall enough for this slide | 1.1753 | 0.03880 | 97 | 80 | 17 | 0 |
2605 | This is our economy kid, you'll just have to wait your turn. | 1.1753 | 0.04148 | 97 | 81 | 15 | 1 |
2606 | No shorts allowed. | 1.1753 | 0.04637 | 97 | 83 | 11 | 3 |
2607 | There were some mistakes in your execution, but I’ll let them slide. Now watch how it’s done. | 1.1753 | 0.04399 | 97 | 82 | 13 | 2 |
2608 | So what, kid, you want to make something of it? | 1.1753 | 0.04148 | 97 | 81 | 15 | 1 |
2609 | Son, five more minutes...pleaseeeee | 1.1753 | 0.04637 | 97 | 83 | 11 | 3 |
2610 | You’ll get to your big slide down when you grow up. | 1.1753 | 0.04148 | 97 | 81 | 15 | 1 |
2611 | Sorry, no 'half-off' discounts on couples therapy. | 1.1753 | 0.04399 | 97 | 82 | 13 | 2 |
2612 | I know you are scared, but there is nothing to be scared of on the little slide... debatable | 1.1753 | 0.04399 | 97 | 82 | 13 | 2 |
2613 | One day my boy, you'll be an adult like us and need to start taking life seriously. Now watch me this time! | 1.1753 | 0.04863 | 97 | 84 | 9 | 4 |
2614 | The whee is not here for you. Go back to mini-whee. | 1.1753 | 0.04637 | 97 | 83 | 11 | 3 |
2615 | sorry, this ones just people who feel young | 1.1753 | 0.04399 | 97 | 82 | 13 | 2 |
2616 | Pick a slide of your own, kid, and shut up. | 1.1753 | 0.04863 | 97 | 84 | 9 | 4 |
2617 | You can take our mortgage from here, right, Buddy? | 1.1753 | 0.04148 | 97 | 81 | 15 | 1 |
2618 | Sorry, kid. This one's for adults only. | 1.1753 | 0.04399 | 97 | 82 | 13 | 2 |
2619 | What? You've never seen three adults in business attire dominate the playground before? | 1.1753 | 0.04637 | 97 | 83 | 11 | 3 |
2620 | Buzz off kid, I'm prepping for the next round of tariffs. | 1.1753 | 0.04399 | 97 | 82 | 13 | 2 |
2621 | Wait your turn on Bring Your Kids to School Day, Billy. | 1.1753 | 0.04399 | 97 | 82 | 13 | 2 |
2622 | And to think that they were skeptical about universal basic income | 1.1753 | 0.04148 | 97 | 81 | 15 | 1 |
2623 | "When we're through | 1.1753 | 0.04637 | 97 | 83 | 11 | 3 |
2624 | If you have no children, there’s no need to grow. | 1.1753 | 0.03880 | 97 | 80 | 17 | 0 |
2625 | Not until you are ready to act like a child" | 1.1753 | 0.04399 | 97 | 82 | 13 | 2 |
2626 | Well, the sign didn't say anything about adults. | 1.1735 | 0.04109 | 98 | 82 | 15 | 1 |
2627 | Are we in touch with our inner child yet, dear? | 1.1735 | 0.04358 | 98 | 83 | 13 | 2 |
2628 | Whoever plays at Georgetown Prep, stays at Georgetown Prep. | 1.1735 | 0.04816 | 98 | 85 | 9 | 4 |
2629 | You see, son, this is a lesson on sharing. | 1.1735 | 0.04816 | 98 | 85 | 9 | 4 |
2630 | Wait until you get a meeting canceled at the last minute! | 1.1735 | 0.04358 | 98 | 83 | 13 | 2 |
2631 | Sure, I’ll tell you how to handle those bullies...right after my next turn. | 1.1735 | 0.04109 | 98 | 82 | 15 | 1 |
2632 | What happens here stays in this playground. | 1.1735 | 0.03845 | 98 | 81 | 17 | 0 |
2633 | Hey kid, this is the grown-ups slide! | 1.1735 | 0.04593 | 98 | 84 | 11 | 3 |
2634 | Well, my lad, you'll understand once you get into the work force. | 1.1735 | 0.04109 | 98 | 82 | 15 | 1 |
2635 | Sorry! Since the administration removed the teeter-totter, merry-go-round, and jungle gym, this is the only fun thing left to do on our lunch hour! | 1.1735 | 0.04358 | 98 | 83 | 13 | 2 |
2636 | You may want to put on long pants in the future before climbing this ladder, son, so it wont burn you on the way down. | 1.1735 | 0.04109 | 98 | 82 | 15 | 1 |
2637 | It's a game adults play called Downsizing. It helps them learn how to enjoy being fired." | 1.1735 | 0.04358 | 98 | 83 | 13 | 2 |
2638 | Can too. We're team building. | 1.1735 | 0.04109 | 98 | 82 | 15 | 1 |
2639 | Hey Brett, grab Orin and the girls, my dad got us a keg | 1.1735 | 0.04593 | 98 | 84 | 11 | 3 |
2640 | Sorry kid. He’s a Democrat, so he’s feeling a little giddy right now | 1.1735 | 0.04358 | 98 | 83 | 13 | 2 |
2641 | When you're older you will learn how to "slide by." | 1.1735 | 0.04109 | 98 | 82 | 15 | 1 |
2642 | We're here because our parents wouldn't let us play on the jungle gym. | 1.1735 | 0.04358 | 98 | 83 | 13 | 2 |
2643 | Sorry son, this is daddy's 'Whee' time | 1.1735 | 0.04358 | 98 | 83 | 13 | 2 |
2644 | You will understand when you are old enough. | 1.1735 | 0.04109 | 98 | 82 | 15 | 1 |
2645 | I've had a rough week, Timmy. Let me have this one. | 1.1735 | 0.04358 | 98 | 83 | 13 | 2 |
2646 | We just want to show you how it's supposed to be done, kid. | 1.1735 | 0.04358 | 98 | 83 | 13 | 2 |
2647 | Sorry for cutting, kid, but our parents are waiting for us. | 1.1735 | 0.03845 | 98 | 81 | 17 | 0 |
2648 | This slide is too big for you. | 1.1735 | 0.04358 | 98 | 83 | 13 | 2 |
2649 | Your mother and I are Crash of ‘87 deprived children. | 1.1735 | 0.04593 | 98 | 84 | 11 | 3 |
2650 | No, this is just for frequent sliders. | 1.1735 | 0.04109 | 98 | 82 | 15 | 1 |
2651 | Well, it's not child's play. | 1.1735 | 0.04358 | 98 | 83 | 13 | 2 |
2652 | Today is adult play day. Go home! | 1.1735 | 0.04358 | 98 | 83 | 13 | 2 |
2653 | Sorry, kid, but this one is for TSA pre-check. | 1.1720 | 0.04221 | 93 | 78 | 14 | 1 |
2654 | This is the adult slide, Shorty. | 1.1720 | 0.04743 | 93 | 80 | 10 | 3 |
2655 | We have a PhD Billy, you know the rule. | 1.1720 | 0.04490 | 93 | 79 | 12 | 2 |
2656 | When you grow up, you'll understand the true meaning of "all work and no play" | 1.1720 | 0.04490 | 93 | 79 | 12 | 2 |
2657 | Just wait till you try to draw down social security. | 1.1720 | 0.04221 | 93 | 78 | 14 | 1 |
2658 | Life is fleeting. Enjoy the ride!" | 1.1720 | 0.04490 | 93 | 79 | 12 | 2 |
2659 | Sorry, you're not mature enough. | 1.1720 | 0.04743 | 93 | 80 | 10 | 3 |
2660 | It's our hemorrhoid therapy day kid. | 1.1720 | 0.04743 | 93 | 80 | 10 | 3 |
2661 | The linen makes you slide faster. | 1.1720 | 0.04743 | 93 | 80 | 10 | 3 |
2662 | This is the ‘grown-up’ slide kid. | 1.1720 | 0.04221 | 93 | 78 | 14 | 1 |
2663 | Sorry son. The ‘Menage a Trois’ slide requires proof of deviant sexual behavior. | 1.1720 | 0.04490 | 93 | 79 | 12 | 2 |
2664 | This is the adult slide son; don’t be in a hurry to grow up. | 1.1720 | 0.04490 | 93 | 79 | 12 | 2 |
2665 | Sorry. We have this one reserved until 4 p.m. | 1.1720 | 0.04743 | 93 | 80 | 10 | 3 |
2666 | The boss told us to release our inner child. | 1.1720 | 0.04490 | 93 | 79 | 12 | 2 |
2667 | No, it's true. The corporate ladder is still just a ladder. | 1.1720 | 0.04221 | 93 | 78 | 14 | 1 |
2668 | My lunch hour; my slide. | 1.1720 | 0.04221 | 93 | 78 | 14 | 1 |
2669 | Bet you don't even know what TGIF stands for Dummy! | 1.1720 | 0.04221 | 93 | 78 | 14 | 1 |
2670 | We really are the one percent. | 1.1720 | 0.04490 | 93 | 79 | 12 | 2 |
2671 | Flight attendant cosplay. You? | 1.1720 | 0.04221 | 93 | 78 | 14 | 1 |
2672 | Federal Bureau of Overprotective Parents, Sir. We have a warrant to test this equipment. | 1.1720 | 0.04221 | 93 | 78 | 14 | 1 |
2673 | Life's lesson son, don't aspire to grownups fun. | 1.1720 | 0.04743 | 93 | 80 | 10 | 3 |
2674 | You'll understand when you're my age. | 1.1720 | 0.04490 | 93 | 79 | 12 | 2 |
2675 | Hey Mister, is this what they mean by “over the hill?” | 1.1720 | 0.04221 | 93 | 78 | 14 | 1 |
2676 | My stress is bigger than yours. No backs! | 1.1720 | 0.04221 | 93 | 78 | 14 | 1 |
2677 | It's my inner child's turn. | 1.1720 | 0.04490 | 93 | 79 | 12 | 2 |
2678 | No.. all I said was, it's rude to do this. | 1.1720 | 0.04743 | 93 | 80 | 10 | 3 |
2679 | Age before puny, son. | 1.1720 | 0.04743 | 93 | 80 | 10 | 3 |
2680 | We are reconnecting with our inner child. | 1.1720 | 0.04490 | 93 | 79 | 12 | 2 |
2681 | Sorry, kid. It's straight edge happy hour. | 1.1720 | 0.04743 | 93 | 80 | 10 | 3 |
2682 | I've taught your Mom and she's really good now | 1.1720 | 0.04743 | 93 | 80 | 10 | 3 |
2683 | When you get to wear 'Big-boy pants'. | 1.1720 | 0.04490 | 93 | 79 | 12 | 2 |
2684 | Among other things, yes. The bigger question is why you are here on an in-service day. | 1.1720 | 0.04490 | 93 | 79 | 12 | 2 |
2685 | We got here first kid so go play in the sandbox. | 1.1702 | 0.04446 | 94 | 80 | 12 | 2 |
2686 | Adults only! | 1.1702 | 0.04446 | 94 | 80 | 12 | 2 |
2687 | '"Beat it somewhere else kid...and STOP looking up her skirt..." | 1.1702 | 0.04180 | 94 | 79 | 14 | 1 |
2688 | I'll let you cut in on me in the rat race. | 1.1702 | 0.04180 | 94 | 79 | 14 | 1 |
2689 | Use the other one kid. We gotta have fun too. | 1.1702 | 0.04446 | 94 | 80 | 12 | 2 |
2690 | Will you please try not to wiz on this ride, too ! | 1.1702 | 0.04180 | 94 | 79 | 14 | 1 |
2691 | Be patient, son. It takes awhile to embrace the prospect of deliberately climbing a ladder just so some part of your body can hit the ground at full speed. But after a time, it's all you'll ever want to do. | 1.1702 | 0.04446 | 94 | 80 | 12 | 2 |
2692 | Don’t make me subpoena your middle name. | 1.1702 | 0.04180 | 94 | 79 | 14 | 1 |
2693 | This is really about sliding out of problems. | 1.1702 | 0.04180 | 94 | 79 | 14 | 1 |
2694 | Because my smart watch said so. | 1.1702 | 0.04446 | 94 | 80 | 12 | 2 |
2695 | I'll meet you in the sandbox after my next turn. | 1.1702 | 0.04180 | 94 | 79 | 14 | 1 |
2696 | I need to see some ID. | 1.1702 | 0.04446 | 94 | 80 | 12 | 2 |
2697 | This isn't kids' stuff. You'll understand when you're older. | 1.1702 | 0.04180 | 94 | 79 | 14 | 1 |
2698 | The grownups are in charge now | 1.1702 | 0.03897 | 94 | 78 | 16 | 0 |
2699 | Please, kid. This is the best part of our week. | 1.1702 | 0.04933 | 94 | 82 | 8 | 4 |
2700 | We're just grabbing a little whee time. | 1.1702 | 0.04696 | 94 | 81 | 10 | 3 |
2701 | Okay, I'll ask him to tone it down. | 1.1702 | 0.04696 | 94 | 81 | 10 | 3 |
2702 | Dentists only, kid. | 1.1702 | 0.03897 | 94 | 78 | 16 | 0 |
2703 | Sorry kid. The corporate cuts really hit our team-building budget this quarter. | 1.1702 | 0.04446 | 94 | 80 | 12 | 2 |
2704 | We used to be circus folk. | 1.1702 | 0.04933 | 94 | 82 | 8 | 4 |
2705 | You can be anything you want. Don’t look up to me, kid. | 1.1702 | 0.04446 | 94 | 80 | 12 | 2 |
2706 | Sorry, Timmy. Only premium park users can ride today. Come back on Wednesday. | 1.1702 | 0.04446 | 94 | 80 | 12 | 2 |
2707 | Now that the kids no longer do the physical, we have it all to ourselves! | 1.1702 | 0.04446 | 94 | 80 | 12 | 2 |
2708 | We cheat by riding on sheets of waxed paper. | 1.1702 | 0.04446 | 94 | 80 | 12 | 2 |
2709 | You can have a turn on the big slide once you start paying taxes, you freeloader | 1.1702 | 0.04446 | 94 | 80 | 12 | 2 |
2710 | These days, Johnny, most adults need a lawyer to have fun. | 1.1702 | 0.04180 | 94 | 79 | 14 | 1 |
2711 | Go play in the sandbox kid- This is for grownups | 1.1702 | 0.04696 | 94 | 81 | 10 | 3 |
2712 | One day, Simba, all of this will be yours. | 1.1702 | 0.04933 | 94 | 82 | 8 | 4 |
2713 | This is the adult-only slide | 1.1702 | 0.04180 | 94 | 79 | 14 | 1 |
2714 | This will teach you to respect your elders. | 1.1702 | 0.04446 | 94 | 80 | 12 | 2 |
2715 | When you're an adult everything scares you, so what-the-hell! | 1.1702 | 0.03897 | 94 | 78 | 16 | 0 |
2716 | No one cares, kid. | 1.1702 | 0.04696 | 94 | 81 | 10 | 3 |
2717 | Go cry to mommy about it. | 1.1702 | 0.04446 | 94 | 80 | 12 | 2 |
2718 | ...and this is how we Trump supporters entertain ourselves. | 1.1702 | 0.04446 | 94 | 80 | 12 | 2 |
2719 | Oh come on Jimmy, go back to your sister, your parents need some fun. | 1.1702 | 0.04446 | 94 | 80 | 12 | 2 |
2720 | hey mister...how come you guys all smell like skunk? | 1.1684 | 0.04402 | 95 | 81 | 12 | 2 |