Contest #633


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The winning captions

These captions are chosen by The New Yorker.

  1. “Sorry, kid, but this is the corporate ladder.”
  2. “Stop calling me Dad—you're embarrassing me in front of my friends.”
  3. “Did your taxes pay for this playground?”


Name Value
Submission deadline 2018-10-01T03:34:00.000Z
Voting started -
Voting ended 2018-10-15T03:36:00.000Z
Finalists announced 2018-10-09T03:35:00.000Z
Magazine(s) announcing finalists issued October 15, 2018
Number of captions 4337
Number of responses 844596
Number of participants -


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In this table, the "mean" means the empirically measured average funniness score when the "unfunny", "somewhat funny" and "funny" receive a funniness score of 1, 2, 3 respectively. "Precison" is the standard error of the mean, the standard deviation of the mean estimate. With that, a caption with an empirical mean μ and precision σ has true mean in the range [μ - 2σ, μ + 2σ] with 95% probability by the 68-95-99.7 rule assuming the responses are indepedent and identically distributed.

Rank Caption Mean Precision Total votes "Unfunny" votes "Somewhat funny" votes "Funny" votes
0 The judge ordered a short recess. 1.9440 0.01578 2357 761 967 629
1 Sorry, kid, but this is the corporate ladder. 1.9081 0.00774 10328 3715 3847 2766
2 Stop calling me 'Dad', you're embarrassing me in front of my friends. 1.8725 0.00718 12332 4808 4288 3236
3 Now that recreational pot is legal, you'll be seeing a lot more of us. 1.8584 0.00722 11918 4664 4277 2977
4 'Two more times, Dad, then we need to pick up Mom at ballet class." 1.8355 0.00777 10006 3977 3698 2331
5 I’m 45 and A HALF. 1.8265 0.00788 9476 3750 3620 2106
6 Shouldn't you be somewhere staring at a screen? 1.8184 0.00753 10472 4236 3902 2334
7 You work here at Google too? 1.8067 0.00803 9561 4048 3313 2200
8 It's new for us. We're actually from a swing state. 1.8060 0.00867 8725 3871 2676 2178
9 Wow, Bring Your Parents To School Day is so much more fun than taking you to work 1.8029 0.00783 9779 4088 3530 2161
10 Our Boss told us to work on our slide presentation 1.7991 0.00819 9390 4089 3098 2203
11 Well the judge said we could take a short recess. 1.7595 0.00798 8868 3828 3345 1695
12 Trust me, kid. Teachers need this more than you do. 1.7543 0.00857 7836 3452 2857 1527
13 Our parents never picked us up. 1.7533 0.00983 6725 3220 1944 1561
14 Can you spell social security? 1.7442 0.00730 14289 7740 2464 4085
15 When you're a grown-up, you view it more as a slippery slope. 1.6654 0.01480 2537 1271 844 422
16 Ok I'm serious dad, five more minutes and then we're leaving 1.6625 0.00832 7991 4015 2658 1318
17 It really doesn’t get any better than this, trust me. 1.6529 0.01027 5433 2827 1665 941
18 You pay taxes for this park, kid? I didn't think so. 1.6467 0.01101 4634 2410 1451 773
19 I don’t care what your mother said, I’m not ready to go home yet. 1.6220 0.02030 1238 638 430 170
20 Senate's on recess. Why are YOU here? 1.6079 0.01367 2925 1598 876 451
21 I answered a Craigslist ad about having some fun with a married couple. 1.6068 0.01063 4995 2778 1403 814
22 We finally got off the corporate merry-go-round. 1.6058 0.01008 5177 2785 1648 744
23 Not yet, son. We have to make sure it's safe. 1.6009 0.03270 466 246 160 60
24 When Daddy does it, it's therapy. 1.5952 0.01144 3760 1994 1294 472
25 If you think this is unfair, just wait until you find out what we did to the environment. 1.5885 0.01220 3725 2115 1028 582
26 This is how we celebrate getting fired at the White House. 1.5780 0.01168 4154 2424 1059 671
27 DAD, PLE ASE !! I gotta pee. 1.5769 0.01194 3952 2302 1020 630
28 It's going to be like this for the rest of his presidency, son. 1.5748 0.01529 2385 1387 625 373
29 Normally we're swingers 1.5719 0.01316 2962 1665 900 397
30 The strenuous climb to the top then in an instant you're back at the bottom. It's a metaphor for life kid; you're next. 1.5690 0.01078 4367 2454 1341 572
31 Don't complain. I've been waiting my turn for 30 years. 1.5665 0.01860 1398 772 460 166
32 There's no app. It's called a slide. 1.5625 0.01379 2633 1487 811 335
33 Sorry, I'm not supposed to talk to strangers. 1.5548 0.01717 1716 986 508 222
34 The corporate slide is a lot easier than the corporate ladder. 1.5465 0.01347 2741 1585 814 342
35 Little Timmy soon regretted adding his Ritalin to the teachers coffees. 1.5460 0.01519 2456 1506 559 391
36 Because the mood swings are taken. 1.5459 0.02021 1286 762 346 178
37 Thank you for waiting—you are now number 3 in the queue. 1.5430 0.01377 3046 1894 650 502
38 That one is the child slide. This one’s the finding your inner child slide 1.5378 0.02656 701 410 205 86
39 Sorry We are having our pre school reunion! 1.5334 0.01832 1466 862 426 178
40 When you come to the office next week, I'll let you fire someone. 1.5314 0.01968 1289 765 363 161
41 Sorry, kid. We only have a few more weeks of Congressional recess. 1.5264 0.01450 2291 1351 674 266
42 Actually, instead of a pay raise, we got recess. 1.5251 0.01442 2207 1279 697 231
43 No, for you it's fun. For us it's just a metaphor. 1.5224 0.01568 1901 1115 579 207
44 No, you can't look up her skirt. What if you want to be on the Supreme Court someday? 1.5168 0.01740 1815 1149 394 272
45 When you're eight it's goin' down the slide. When you're an adult it's a corporate team building exercise. 1.5151 0.02699 631 372 193 66
46 Of course we're behaving like children, we're politicians. 1.5108 0.01844 1531 956 368 207
47 We just finished paying off our student loans. Hooray!!! 1.5099 0.01819 1559 971 381 207
48 Sorry, this section is for platinum playground points members only. 1.5094 0.01761 1590 973 424 193
49 Look kid....after 18 months of Trump it was either this or jumping out the window 1.5057 0.01796 1586 991 388 207
50 We're Alumni. 1.5051 0.01700 1574 940 473 161
51 We're retracing our steps to see where it all went wrong. 1.5044 0.02218 1017 631 259 127
52 You promise you’re gonna watch this time? 1.5037 0.01882 1342 817 374 151
53 This is so much more fun than take your kid to work day. 1.5023 0.01757 1527 929 429 169
54 Oh yeah? Well, aren’t you a little young to be talking to strangers? 1.5011 0.01900 1391 869 347 175
55 This one is for the kids that just paid off their student loans. 1.4987 0.03611 387 243 95 49
56 Inside every old person is a young person wondering what the hell happened. 1.4971 0.01891 1378 860 351 167
57 There are good people on both slides. 1.4964 0.01898 1374 860 346 168
58 When you're old enough to drink, you'll understand. 1.4960 0.01861 1391 862 368 161
59 When you're an adult, it's called Team Building. 1.4957 0.01816 1406 859 397 150
60 When you can show me a master's degree, a mortgage, and a dream deferred, then you can have your turn on the big slide. 1.4949 0.01911 1364 858 337 169
61 It's what we did for fun before the iPhone. You wouldn't understand. 1.4923 0.02097 1038 634 297 107
62 Teachers are people too Jimmy. 1.4892 0.01883 1251 760 370 121
63 Sorry, this is the inner child area. 1.4875 0.01904 1241 760 357 124
64 After this we're going after the swing voters. 1.4871 0.02053 1240 805 266 169
65 You're not the boss of me. 1.4862 0.01981 1199 748 319 132
66 It's a Business Park, son. No tie, no slide." 1.4852 0.01975 1183 734 324 125
67 One day you'll miss sliding down a slippery slope without unintended consequences. 1.4850 0.01994 1202 756 309 137
68 Can't you play on your phone like the other kids 1.4843 0.02103 1049 653 284 112
69 Look away, kid. This lady is about to recall a tough life lesson about skirts and hot metal slides. 1.4839 0.02016 1182 746 300 136
70 But the other kids are letting their parents go down the slide one more time! 1.4766 0.02122 1070 684 262 124
71 I really love take your parents to school days. 1.4765 0.02027 1062 655 308 99
72 The judge declared recess." 1.4761 0.02468 733 456 205 72
73 Why don't YOU grow up? 1.4759 0.02083 1038 648 286 104
74 Go play on your phone. 1.4741 0.02124 1025 648 268 109
75 Yeah mister … it’s superglue. 1.4694 0.02305 965 639 199 127
76 Corporate team building workshop. Why are you here? 1.4690 0.02141 968 608 266 94
77 I’m only 7 in dog years. 1.4689 0.02139 966 606 267 93
78 Haven’t you heard? Forty is the new four. 1.4686 0.02229 954 614 233 107
79 I’m an personal injury attorney. I come here a lot. 1.4677 0.02161 930 581 263 86
80 We already spent your retirement. So now we thought we'd take away your childhood too. 1.4662 0.02321 903 589 207 107
81 The boss asked for a slide show. 1.4638 0.02217 897 567 244 86
82 Sorry, Kid, but forty is the new ten. 1.4630 0.02232 892 566 239 87
83 I remember being like you. Young and full of dreams. It's all a lie kid. You'll realize that in 30 years when you find yourself on a slide in a park because your 25-year-old boss thinks it is good for "team morale." 1.4613 0.02362 865 567 197 101
84 Call your mother and tell her there’s traffic 1.4598 0.02263 846 535 233 78
85 The judge said we could take a five-minute recess. 1.4575 0.02271 835 529 230 76
86 Don't be a helicopter kid. 1.4566 0.02319 830 533 215 82
87 Also, "snack time" has been replaced by something we call "cocktail hour." 1.4564 0.02346 826 534 207 85
88 it's parents weekend. 1.4563 0.02406 824 542 188 94
89 That’s a slide—this is a slippery slope. 1.4548 0.02346 807 519 209 79
90 But Billy! We just GOT here! 1.4533 0.02317 792 503 219 70
91 It's called team-building, kid. We act like children and pretend to have fun. 1.4528 0.02368 784 504 205 75
92 Daddy pays the taxes, daddy gets to go first. 1.4520 0.02402 781 507 195 79
93 Not now, Son. Dad's networking. 1.4517 0.02320 777 492 219 66
94 The Senate is in recess. 1.4517 0.02445 777 510 183 84
95 We are working on our slide presentation. 1.4497 0.02554 656 420 177 59
96 What institution haven't we ruined for your generation? 1.4491 0.02449 757 495 184 78
97 Don't be one of those helicopter kids. 1.4489 0.02466 753 494 180 79
98 We didn't get a raise this year but we get recess 1.4487 0.02360 751 478 209 64
99 That's right, we do the same thing over and over and expect a different result. 1.4473 0.02912 550 364 126 60
100 Eminent domain. Look it up. 1.4452 0.02412 721 462 197 62
101 Honestly, we need this more than you do right now. 1.4438 0.02433 712 458 192 62
102 Son, you're too young for the corporate ladder. 1.4432 0.02444 704 453 190 61
103 OK, Dad, but this is the LAST TIME! Then we REALLY HAVE TO GO!! 1.4430 0.02474 702 455 183 64
104 Have you ever heard of a slide rule? Well, here's the rule. This is our slide! 1.4424 0.02592 694 463 155 76
105 Remember we said, 'Stop with the smart phone, go out and play!?' It began to make sense. 1.4421 0.02440 699 449 191 59
106 Stop helicoptering. You're embarrassing me. 1.4417 0.02498 686 445 179 62
107 Which part of "hostile takeover" did you not understand? 1.4416 0.02945 514 338 125 51
108 I'll let you drive home. 1.4409 0.02551 685 451 166 68
109 I love take your parent to school day. 1.4397 0.02504 680 442 177 61
110 We're swingers, but one thing led to another 1.4393 0.02558 676 445 165 66
111 Because I'm the Principal, that's why! 1.4390 0.02586 672 445 159 68
112 You’re upset? We were promised golden parachutes. 1.4378 0.02538 667 436 170 61
113 I didn't go into teaching for the salary. 1.4376 0.02406 665 420 199 46
114 Excuse us. We are filming an ad for a new rheumatoid arthritis drug. 1.4374 0.02628 663 443 150 70
115 Our Team Building budget was drastically reduced this year. 1.4374 0.02558 663 435 166 62
116 Did your taxes pay for this playground? 1.4368 0.02602 641 421 160 60
117 Well your mother and I tried swinging first... 1.4364 0.02566 637 414 168 55
118 Can I stay 10 more minutes? All my work friends are here. 1.4352 0.02487 648 416 182 50
119 Aren't you supposed to be playing on your phone? 1.4348 0.02574 644 422 164 58
120 Because I was here first, that's why! 1.4346 0.02503 642 413 179 50
121 We're free range adults 1.4338 0.02583 634 415 163 56
122 You might as well know the truth. Being eight years old is as good as it gets. 1.4333 0.02633 630 417 153 60
123 The slide is a lot like life: high expectations at the top and sand in your pants when you get to the bottom. 1.4310 0.02829 536 354 133 49
124 Stop acting like a child and just go talk to her. 1.4296 0.03334 419 285 88 46
125 Be glad we didn't take your candy too. 1.4288 0.02692 604 403 143 58
126 Unfortunately, our company outings get cheaper every year. 1.4281 0.02680 598 397 146 55
127 All we need to know we learned in kindergarten 1.4269 0.02772 527 344 141 42
128 I was told 50 is the new five. 1.4266 0.02751 586 394 134 58
129 I’ve been delaying gratification for a lot longer than you. 1.4256 0.02711 585 390 141 54
130 Grow up. We were here first." 1.4256 0.02721 585 391 139 55
131 Come on son, all the OTHER parents are doing it! 1.4254 0.02651 583 383 152 48
132 We're making kindergarten great again! 1.4243 0.02831 575 393 120 62
133 She's from OSHA, he's from Consumer Reports and I'm just big for my age. 1.4240 0.02857 559 381 119 59
134 The slide's over there, kid. This is a slippery slope. 1.4230 0.02709 565 374 143 48
135 Sorry. This one's the corporate ladder. 1.4230 0.02823 565 384 123 58
136 “Five more minutes, Timmy, we promise!” 1.4227 0.02548 563 359 170 34
137 Tell Mom to pick me up at Six. 1.4225 0.02757 561 375 135 51
138 In forty years you will understand. 1.4225 0.02640 561 365 155 41
139 Not everyone can afford a sports car level mid-life crisis, kid. 1.4223 0.02694 573 380 144 49
140 Sorry, son. This one's reserved for hip and knee replacements 1.4211 0.02836 558 380 121 57
141 Just remember Billy.....what happens on the playground stays on the playground! 1.4209 0.02679 556 365 148 43
142 The President will be arriving shortly. We are the advance team. 1.4209 0.02844 556 379 120 57
143 Yes, son, this is as good as it gets." 1.4207 0.02774 511 334 139 38
144 We didn’t get a pay raise, but we got recess. 1.4206 0.02686 554 364 147 43
145 Sorry kid. 45 is the new five. 1.4203 0.02631 552 358 156 38
146 Sorry kid, I need this more than you do. 1.4197 0.02767 548 366 134 48
147 It's called the corporate ladder, and it's only for grown-ups. 1.4191 0.02694 544 357 146 41
148 You can have it after we've ruined it 1.4186 0.02794 547 368 129 50
149 Hostile takeover. It's a corporate park now. 1.4185 0.02771 540 360 134 46
150 Our slide presentation will be over shortly and then you can use it again.... 1.4162 0.02790 531 355 131 45
151 We'll be on our way soon - I'm just about to hit my activity goal. 1.4152 0.02773 525 349 134 42
152 Sorry. Hostile takeover. 1.4152 0.02759 525 348 136 41
153 Growing older is required, growing up is optional. 1.4152 0.02863 525 356 120 49
154 When we got elected to congress, the first thing we learned was to let everything slide. 1.4149 0.02793 523 349 131 43
155 The unintended consequences of legalizing marijuana. 1.4143 0.02768 519 344 135 40
156 Sorry, Congress is in recess. 1.4136 0.02915 515 352 113 50
157 We work hard, we play hard. 1.4134 0.02667 508 328 150 30
158 I'm sorry to tell you: Life doesn't get any better than this. 1.4133 0.02910 513 350 114 49
159 Well son, sometimes a slippery slope is not just metaphorical" 1.4127 0.02705 521 342 143 36
160 Sorry kid, the Judge called a ten minute recess. 1.4105 0.02778 497 328 134 35
161 Son, this is how you have a midlife crisis on a budget. 1.4101 0.02872 495 333 121 41
162 It’s been your turn for the last 8 years Timothy” 1.4101 0.02872 495 333 121 41
163 No Jimmy, I don’t know what a metaphor is. 1.4085 0.02855 492 330 123 39
164 The judge granted our request for a recess. 1.4082 0.03019 490 340 100 50
165 It's time you learned, kid. This is as good as it gets. 1.4078 0.02871 488 328 121 39
166 We’ve decided to do something about that whole “youth is wasted on the young “ thing. 1.4078 0.02781 488 322 133 33
167 Apparently they’ve revised the presidential fitness test. 1.4055 0.02980 476 326 107 43
168 What happens at Georgetown Playground stays at Georgetown Playground. 1.4051 0.03048 474 329 98 47
169 Company cutbacks limited our choices for this year's all-employee outing. 1.4051 0.02867 474 317 122 35
170 Yes. This IS as good as it gets. 1.4047 0.02843 472 314 125 33
171 I've decided your way of life is much better. 1.4043 0.02930 470 318 114 38
172 Trust me, I need this more than you. 1.4043 0.02867 470 314 122 34
173 We're making playgrounds great again. 1.4038 0.03090 468 327 93 48
174 No, you act YOUR age! 1.4030 0.02908 464 312 117 35
175 Sorry, the workshop is about connecting with our inner child, not just any child. 1.4026 0.02932 462 312 114 36
176 Tell your mother I’ll be home in time for dinner. 1.4022 0.02892 460 308 119 33
177 The internet is down. 1.4017 0.03014 458 314 104 40
178 Did you help close the Fischer deal? Then no you can't. 1.4009 0.03157 454 320 86 48
179 Yeah, it's kind of like recess, only we call it a corporate retreat. 1.4004 0.03041 452 311 101 40
180 New this year. Teachers get recess too! 1.3986 0.02856 444 294 123 27
181 Be careful what you wish for, kid. It's a long hard struggle to get to the top, and a short grueling slide into the abyss. Also, I was here first. 1.3982 0.03055 442 304 100 38
182 The bar was closed. 1.3982 0.02970 442 299 110 33
183 Sorry, shirt and tie only! 1.3973 0.02935 438 294 114 30
184 If your mom asks, I was at a meeting 1.3973 0.02789 438 286 130 22
185 Sorry kid, didn't you hear? The Senate is in recess. 1.3963 0.03059 434 298 100 36
186 This is remedial training for those of us who didn't learn everything we needed to know when we were in kindergarten. 1.3962 0.03074 424 290 100 34
187 Freddie, the teachers were given this new slide ... instead of a raise. 1.3958 0.03033 432 295 103 34
188 The big slide is for closers, Timmy 1.3953 0.03165 430 301 88 41
189 Daddy isn’t playing, he’s team building. 1.3949 0.03088 428 295 97 36
190 Sorry Billy, we stopped swinging in the seventies. 1.3923 0.03026 418 284 104 30
191 We’re taking a break from the news 1.3918 0.03148 416 289 91 36
192 Metaphysically speaking, this is the furthest we can get from the Senate hearings. 1.3912 0.03148 409 283 92 34
193 Sorry, this is the slide into middle age. 1.3897 0.03114 408 281 95 32
194 We’re making Adults Great Again! 1.3897 0.03153 408 283 91 34
195 If the president can be a child, then I can too. 1.3897 0.03153 408 283 91 34
196 Someday you will learn that adults climbing the corporate ladder can be ruthless...now beat it, I was here first." 1.3886 0.03212 404 283 85 36
197 Believe me, we need this more than you 1.3875 0.03176 400 278 89 33
198 The older you get, the bigger the slide. You’ll get the irony later. 1.3875 0.03116 400 275 95 30
199 Close your eyes. She's goin' head first! 1.3873 0.03224 395 276 85 34
200 My taxes. My slide. 1.3869 0.03023 398 269 104 25
201 Go play inside with the rest of the kids. 1.3869 0.03002 398 268 106 24
202 IN MY DAY WE HAD SLIDE RULES 1.3869 0.03265 398 281 80 37
203 It's over, Tommy. We just can't lie about adulthood anymore. 1.3864 0.03116 396 272 95 29
204 This is the slide for reliving childhood. The childhood slide is over there. 1.3864 0.03217 396 277 85 34
205 Pretend you don't know me. 1.3864 0.03075 396 270 99 27
206 Congress is in recess this week. 1.3864 0.03177 396 275 89 32
207 Slide’s over there, kid. The slippery slope is for adults. 1.3858 0.03307 394 280 76 38
208 Did you sign up on the app? 1.3852 0.03219 392 274 85 33
209 Okay, you stand watch and let us know when you see our boss 1.3846 0.03127 390 268 94 28
210 Why aren't you in school? 1.3846 0.03169 390 270 90 30
211 Your therapist recommend this place too? 1.3840 0.03116 388 266 95 27
212 I know the sign says ten and over.Well,I'm over. 1.3834 0.03169 386 267 90 29
213 Slide inspectors. Beat it, kid. 1.3834 0.03061 386 262 100 24
214 Team building. How about you? 1.3834 0.03039 386 261 102 23
215 Don’t do drugs. 1.3828 0.03326 384 273 75 36
216 No son, I think you will find that we were here first. 1.3828 0.03387 384 276 69 39
217 My inner child is bigger than your outer child! 1.3828 0.03244 384 269 83 32
218 Scram, kid! This is the corporate ladder. 1.3822 0.03169 382 264 90 28
219 If I don’t make it down, tell Mom I loved her. 1.3822 0.03191 382 265 88 29
220 Well, you shouldn’t have put Crazy Glue on her pants. Beat it. This is the big kids’ slide. 1.3810 0.03278 378 266 80 32
221 The court is in recess. 1.3810 0.03257 378 265 82 31
222 We're with "Consumer Reports." We're testing batteries for pace-makers. 1.3810 0.03384 378 271 70 37
223 Corporate can't afford gym memberships anymore so they gave us recess instead. 1.3803 0.03090 376 256 97 23
224 Got a problem? Take it to my dad, he's at the monkey bars. 1.3803 0.03203 376 261 87 28
225 Yea? Well, we were here first. 1.3803 0.03225 376 262 85 29
226 Grow up 1.3797 0.03323 374 265 76 33
227 'Screwed' is a harsh word, Billy. Save it till after recess when we study Social Security. 1.3777 0.03469 368 267 63 38
228 Your mom says this as far as I can go with my mid life crisis. 1.3777 0.03225 368 256 85 27
229 I see one tweet out of you and you're #grounded4ever. 1.3770 0.03283 366 257 80 29
230 Sorry- this is the after-40 downhill slide. 1.3757 0.03189 362 250 88 24
231 You're right, kid. These slides would work a lot better if the bottoms were elevated several inches off the ground. It's an easy fix but you will have to talk to the cartoonist about that. 1.3757 0.03487 362 263 62 37
232 Be careful, kid. I got hooked on this when I was your age, and now I can't stop. 1.3757 0.03213 362 251 86 25
233 Because I'm the daddy, that's why. 1.3754 0.03268 357 249 82 26
234 It's a hostile takeover of the playground. Buy us out and it's yours again. 1.3754 0.03315 357 251 78 28
235 Slide rule? Never heard of it... 1.3754 0.03292 357 250 80 27
236 His polyester slacks can reach up to 45 mph. 1.3754 0.03315 357 251 78 28
237 The judge called a recess. 1.3750 0.03102 360 245 95 20
238 And then it dawned on us: why do we pay all the taxes and you have all the fun? 1.3743 0.03163 358 246 90 22
239 You millennials get a turn once we're dead. 1.3743 0.03308 358 252 78 28
240 Oh; and you’re not getting Social Security either. 1.3743 0.03385 350 248 73 29
241 Tell your mother that the meeting is running a little late 1.3740 0.03045 361 244 99 18
242 Discovering my inner child, what's it to you? 1.3736 0.03149 356 244 91 21
243 The portability for your portfolio amortized against your future education debts puts you at the back of the line ... plus I called it. 1.3729 0.03284 354 248 80 26
244 Don't worry, our enjoyment will trickle down to you. 1.3722 0.03146 352 241 91 20
245 What can I say? This is as close as we’ll ever get to working at Google. 1.3722 0.03272 352 246 81 25
246 Just use the sandbox like the cats do. 1.3714 0.03477 350 253 64 33
247 C’mon now son, you didn’t hear me complain when it was ‘Take Your Child to Work Day’. 1.3714 0.03309 350 246 78 26
248 Faculty only, Paulie. 1.3714 0.03358 350 248 74 28
249 It's called the Slide Rule - you have to wait until we're done. 1.3714 0.03406 350 250 70 30
250 Unless you're my inner child, you'll need to wait your turn. 1.3714 0.03234 350 243 84 23
251 You work your way up the ladder, then slide to the bottom like everyone else... 1.3710 0.03106 345 234 94 17
252 Sure, Brett, look up her skirt all you want. No one's ever gonna care. 1.3707 0.03538 348 254 59 35
253 I was next tommy, don’t make me call H.R. 1.3707 0.03194 348 240 87 21
254 And, as a bonus, I get to look up Brenda's skirt 1.3707 0.03515 348 253 61 34
255 Taxpayers first. 1.3703 0.03329 343 241 77 25
256 What happens at the playground stays at the playground. 1.3699 0.03505 346 251 62 33
257 Yeah we DO have lives outside of the classroom, BILLY 1.3699 0.03153 346 237 90 19
258 Why? Big people don't share. Any other questions? 1.3699 0.03383 346 246 72 28
259 I see Paris, I see France, I see Ms. Bosman’s underpants. 1.3695 0.03443 341 244 68 29
260 If Trump gets impeached, then we'll go to Disney World. 1.3695 0.03418 341 243 70 28
261 It was either this or buy the Corvette. 1.3692 0.03446 344 247 67 30
262 For you it's playing, for us it's team building. 1.3692 0.03269 344 240 81 23
263 When you start paying taxes, you can start using the infrastructure. 1.3692 0.03321 344 242 77 25
264 There's no height requirement, but you must have recently either had a mid-life crisis, gotten divorced or lost a job. 1.3692 0.03346 344 243 75 26
265 We just quit our jobs. 1.3692 0.03470 344 248 65 31
266 The downside of 'Bring Your Parents to School Day.' 1.3692 0.03371 344 244 73 27
267 So what's the whole point of "Bring Your Parents to a School Day" then? 1.3684 0.03410 342 244 70 28
268 We decided to make sliding great again. 1.3680 0.03419 337 240 70 27
269 Court or school, it's still recess. 1.3680 0.03470 337 242 66 29
270 It’s never too late to learn how to play well with others. 1.3680 0.03419 337 240 70 27
271 Grown-ups need bigger slides. We call them slippery slopes. 1.3672 0.03535 335 243 61 31
272 No suit? No slide. 1.3672 0.03406 335 238 71 26
273 Because I have a mustache and you don’t, that’s why 1.3672 0.03300 335 234 79 22
274 You see the Ted Talk too? 1.3667 0.03333 330 231 77 22
275 Sorry Timmy, but in lieu of a pay raise the teacher association voted we get to go on recess too 1.3664 0.03340 333 234 76 23
276 Nothing slides like gabardine. 1.3656 0.03297 331 231 79 21
277 We reserved it online. 1.3656 0.03433 331 236 69 26
278 It's our 30th Elementary School Playground reunion. 1.3656 0.03380 331 234 73 24
279 Sorry you have to wait, but our group therapist says we have to put our inner child first. 1.3656 0.03325 331 232 77 22
280 You're never too old to have a happy childhood. 1.3656 0.03270 331 230 81 20
281 We prefer this to swinging. 1.3656 0.03297 331 231 79 21
282 Well you tell granddad I will go down the big slide if I want to. 1.3653 0.03249 334 232 82 20
283 What, you expected the generation that elected Donald Trump President to behave differently? 1.3647 0.03527 329 238 62 29
284 It's part of our Anger Management course -- learning to let things slide. 1.3647 0.03393 329 233 72 24
285 The judge let us have a fifteen minute recess. 1.3647 0.03310 329 230 78 21
286 You're too young to remember—it's called the slide rule. 1.3631 0.03529 325 235 62 28
287 Just one more time down and then you can push me on the swing. 1.3631 0.03556 325 236 60 29
288 Wait here....I'll be down in a second. 1.3622 0.03172 323 221 87 15
289 You're too young to have an inner child. 1.3614 0.03476 321 230 66 25
290 Jeez Trevor, you’re a total helicopter kid! 1.3614 0.03447 321 229 68 24
291 When the teacher strike is settled, you can have it back.. 1.3610 0.03450 313 222 69 22
292 We supreme court candidates have a different definition of "playing around" these days" 1.3605 0.03518 319 230 63 26
293 If something bad happens let Grandma know. 1.3605 0.03433 319 227 69 23
294 This one is "baby boomers only." 1.3605 0.03316 319 223 77 19
295 It is too my turn! 1.3605 0.03316 319 223 77 19
296 We are middle-aged tax payers with student loans and mortgages ...this is all the fun we can afford 1.3605 0.03404 319 226 71 22
297 You just got baby-boomered. 1.3605 0.03375 319 225 73 21
298 I'm sorry -- this is the executive slide. 1.3596 0.03329 317 222 76 19
299 We're on Congressional recess. 1.3596 0.03359 317 223 74 20
300 Sorry kid, we're the White House press corps and need access to the President's mind-set. 1.3596 0.03561 317 230 60 27
301 It's called a hostile takeover. 1.3596 0.03329 317 222 76 19
302 Why aren't you inside playing video games like the other kids? 1.3596 0.03299 317 221 78 18
303 Just grow up and wait your turn. 1.3590 0.03394 312 220 72 20
304 We’re not playing, this is therapy. 1.3587 0.03431 315 224 69 22
305 This slide is for Amazon Prime, the other one is for no membership fee. 1.3587 0.03372 315 222 73 20
306 What else do you think it means for Senate to be in recess? 1.3587 0.03311 315 220 77 18
307 Sorry kid - you need a tie on this one..... 1.3587 0.03490 315 226 65 24
308 I see it more as a slow uptrend followed by a rapid decline. 1.3571 0.03328 308 215 76 17
309 The slide in the teacher’s lounge is broken. 1.3571 0.03453 308 219 68 21
310 You'll understand when you're in therapy some day. 1.3571 0.03359 308 216 74 18
311 Ohh no no no, it goes boy, girl, boy, girl... 1.3571 0.03422 308 218 70 20
312 It's the poignant symbolism that makes it so much fun. 1.3571 0.03391 308 217 72 19
313 I didn't realize how fun 'bring your parent to school' day would be! 1.3571 0.03543 308 222 62 24
314 Sorry, kid. This is the corporate ladder. 1.3569 0.03519 311 224 63 24
315 Haven't you heard? 40 is the new 10. 1.3569 0.03548 311 225 61 25
316 Go get me a juicebox. 1.3567 0.03483 300 213 67 20
317 Don't worry, our kids will probably come for us soon. 1.3564 0.03396 303 213 72 18
318 Hey kid, 45 is the new 5. 1.3562 0.03467 306 218 67 21
319 Your turn is never. 1.3562 0.03706 306 226 51 29
320 Peanut butter and jelly, again. How about you ? 1.3562 0.03436 306 217 69 20
321 To hell with computers and calculators. It's back to the old slide rule! 1.3553 0.03450 304 216 68 20
322 Was that a non age-neutral pronoun I just heard? 1.3550 0.03427 307 218 69 20
323 We were tired of being swing voters. 1.3550 0.03519 307 221 63 23
324 Sorry, but this is the inner child only slide. 1.3550 0.03235 307 212 81 14
325 "Who ever told you life is fair? 1.3550 0.03268 307 213 79 15
326 Tell your mother I'm getting a little action on the slide. 1.3541 0.03653 305 224 54 27
327 We're living longer, too. 1.3541 0.03564 305 221 60 24
328 Aw gee, do we have to go now??? 1.3541 0.03377 305 215 72 18
329 Look, Kid. You'll understand one day when a doctor cures YOUR hemmorrhoids. 1.3535 0.03567 297 214 61 22
330 You'll have an existential crisis too, one day 1.3535 0.03535 297 213 63 21
331 No! I don't wanna go home yet! 1.3535 0.03567 297 214 61 22
332 You have recess, we have employer-sponsored wellness plans and the thrill of slightly cheaper insurance." 1.3533 0.03542 300 216 62 22
333 Pathetic, isn't it? 1.3531 0.03579 303 220 59 24
334 This is a different me too movement. 1.3523 0.03589 298 216 59 23
335 Not now Jimmy, your father is presenting his slideshow! 1.3523 0.03682 298 219 53 26
336 We let you drive here. It's only fair. 1.3523 0.03589 298 216 59 23
337 Take Your Parent to School Day should happen every year. 1.3523 0.03651 298 218 55 25
338 Well, son, it beats $1,000 a week to pay for the psychiatrist. 1.3523 0.03461 298 212 67 19
339 How long have you worked here at Google, kid? 1.3517 0.03456 290 205 68 17
340 We took it because we’re bigger. It’s called the Law of the Jungle Gym. 1.3517 0.03558 290 208 62 20
341 You can't tell on me, my mom is dead. 1.3517 0.03817 290 216 46 28
342 Remember when your teachers went on strike? Well, this is what we got. 1.3517 0.03525 290 207 64 19
343 Because I’m your father, that’s why! 1.3507 0.03540 288 206 63 19
344 For five seconds, Timmy, my mind is free of immigration issues, fake news, trade deals, border wars,Supreme Court nominations.... 1.3503 0.03423 294 208 69 17
345 Because 1.3503 0.03652 294 215 55 24
346 Shouldn't kids your age be in playing video games? 1.3503 0.03523 294 211 63 20
347 We belong to the Adults Too movement. 1.3503 0.03588 294 213 59 22
348 Son, you’re much to young to be on the downhill slide. 1.3503 0.03684 294 216 53 25
349 Isn’t this new, “Bring your parent to school day” great? 1.3503 0.03490 294 210 65 19
350 Oh , grow up -You lost your place in line when you retied your shoes. 1.3493 0.03669 292 214 54 24
351 Yes. This is the actual corporate ladder. 1.3493 0.03795 292 218 46 28
352 This may be mommy and daddy's last chance for fun before our country sinks into total stupidity and civil war. 1.3493 0.03669 292 214 54 24
353 The wifi should be back up soon, son. 1.3493 0.03437 292 207 68 17
354 Relax kid. What do you think grown ups do all day while you're at school. 1.3493 0.03437 292 207 68 17
355 Get used to it, kid. You'll also be paying our social security soon. 1.3493 0.03437 292 207 68 17
356 We're from the White House. You'll just have to wait. 1.3493 0.03637 292 213 56 23
357 We 're trying out for Trump's next admin staff 1.3486 0.03807 284 211 47 26
358 They kicked us out of the sandbox" 1.3474 0.03763 285 211 49 25
359 We're the safety inspectors. 1.3472 0.03535 288 207 62 19
360 Yeah, well your dad cut in front of me when we were kids, so it's only fair. 1.3472 0.03535 288 207 62 19
361 I'm the adult in the room, not on the playground. 1.3472 0.03359 288 202 72 14
362 Believe me, we need this a lot more than you do, kid. 1.3472 0.03535 288 207 62 19
363 It’s our responsibility as adults to go and ruin everything. 1.3463 0.03646 283 206 56 21
364 This slide is for second childhood only. 1.3463 0.03714 283 208 52 23
365 We don't want you to grow up feeling entitled. 1.3463 0.03646 283 206 56 21
366 Remember when Daddy told you that life isn't always fair? 1.3463 0.03611 283 205 58 20
367 Maybe next time kid, Judge said we get a 15-minute recess. 1.3463 0.03541 283 203 62 18
368 It's cheaper than pills, kid. 1.3463 0.03576 283 204 60 19
369 Five more minutes, please? 1.3463 0.03747 283 209 50 24
370 Well Billy Boy, it’s called the law of unintended consequences. Maybe next time you will think twice before whining about going to the park. 1.3451 0.03703 284 209 52 23
371 You’ve heard of adult coloring books? This is kind of like that. 1.3443 0.03513 273 194 64 15
372 Yeah? Well if that’s the rule, where’s your kid? 1.3441 0.03608 279 202 58 19
373 The judge told us to take a 30 minute recess. 1.3441 0.03536 279 200 62 17
374 Bugger off, can't you see we're team building? 1.3440 0.03616 282 205 57 20
375 This is what "Take Your Parent to Work Day" looks like. 1.3440 0.03720 282 208 51 23
376 Shouldn't you be in school? 1.3440 0.03546 282 203 61 18
377 Sorry, it's a slide rule. 1.3440 0.03363 282 198 71 13
378 Don't worry, I'll be careful. 1.3440 0.03510 282 202 63 17
379 Go find your own metaphor. 1.3440 0.03546 282 203 61 18
380 Don't you have homework to do? 1.3432 0.03410 271 190 69 12
381 The judge announced the court is in recess. 1.3430 0.03514 277 198 63 16
382 Being Principal gets you more than your name on a door. 1.3430 0.03477 277 197 65 15
383 It's supposed to help old people enjoy going downhill/ 1.3430 0.03588 277 200 59 18
384 Well, I don't Snapchat, so we're even." 1.3430 0.03514 277 198 63 16
385 Fuck off. 1.3430 0.03969 277 211 37 29
386 Listen kid, 5 more minutes okay! 1.3430 0.03401 277 195 69 13
387 We heard that Google is looking for people with experience. 1.3419 0.03479 272 193 65 14
388 We’re done with the sandbox. 1.3419 0.03517 272 194 63 15
389 You can't use this right now. It's teacher training. 1.3419 0.03849 272 203 45 24
390 This slide got five stars on Yelp! 1.3407 0.03610 270 195 58 17
391 It was take your parents to school day 1.3407 0.03533 270 193 62 15
392 We've given up. Something you'll understand when your are older. 1.3407 0.03494 270 192 64 14
393 I am sorry, we booked it for our team building! 1.3407 0.03610 270 195 58 17
394 The Slow Slide into Irrelevance is reserved for grown-ups. 1.3407 0.03796 270 200 48 22
395 We actually pay taxes so technically this is our slide. 1.3407 0.03533 270 193 62 15
396 Dress code? Why yes, yes there is. 1.3407 0.03610 270 195 58 17
397 Get used to it kid, the higher you climb the faster you drop. 1.3407 0.03759 270 199 50 21
398 Don't tell your mother. 1.3407 0.03648 270 196 56 18
399 The budget for our team-building retreat was slashed. What's your excuse? 1.3407 0.03572 270 194 60 16
400 It's easy. You climb your way to the top. The country elects a moron for President. You begin your slide down. 1.3407 0.03610 270 195 58 17
401 The judge called for a recess. 1.3407 0.03572 270 194 60 16
402 Just a few more safety checks, I promise. 1.3407 0.03685 270 197 54 19
403 It's part of our 'Work-a-holics Anonymous program." 1.3407 0.03572 270 194 60 16
404 Because, Son, you get to go downhill faster the older you get. 1.3407 0.03373 270 189 70 11
405 Fifty is the new 8. 1.3407 0.03730 273 201 51 21
406 The Judge said we have a 15 minute recess. How much time do we have left, Billy? 1.3396 0.03703 268 196 53 19
407 Don’t be in a rush to grow up,kid. It’s just more climbing just to slide down. 1.3396 0.03626 268 194 57 17
408 I think we got our meds mixed up again. 1.3396 0.03923 268 202 41 25
409 A life lesson, kid - Baby Boomers rule. 1.3396 0.03626 268 194 57 17
410 What your mother doesn't know won't hurt your allowance. 1.3396 0.03588 268 193 59 16
411 Court took a recess. 1.3371 0.03699 264 193 53 18
412 What? Our generation has stolen everything else from yours, why not this, too? 1.3371 0.03660 264 192 55 17
413 You're not the boss of me. In fact, he's two ahead of us in line. 1.3371 0.03499 264 188 63 13
414 We are not drunk, and we don’t care if you tell your Mom. 1.3359 0.03653 256 185 56 15
415 It'll be your turn when YOU start paying taxes. 1.3359 0.03794 262 194 48 20
416 You think this is unfair? Wait until you are able to understand the Federal debt we're going to leave you. 1.3359 0.03755 262 193 50 19
417 I don't have to stand in line -- I paid for this. 1.3359 0.03637 262 190 56 16
418 I won’t tell your teacher if you don’t tell my boss. 1.3359 0.03677 262 191 54 17
419 Come back in twelve inches. 1.3359 0.03716 262 192 52 18
420 Promise me you'll look after your mother. 1.3358 0.03802 265 197 47 21
421 Son, we can't afford our gym membership anymore. 1.3346 0.03734 260 191 51 18
422 Sorry—this slide is for teachers only, kid. It’s one of the few things we still enjoy about our job. 1.3346 0.03734 260 191 51 18
423 My juice box has bourbon in it. 1.3346 0.03813 260 193 47 20
424 We're exercising our inner child. 1.3346 0.03654 260 189 55 16
425 Sorry son, daddy’s made new friends. 1.3333 0.03573 255 183 59 13
426 Remind me how to do this. 1.3333 0.03587 258 186 58 14
427 Inner child here, actual child there 1.3333 0.03782 255 188 49 18
428 For snack we get proscuitto wrapped pears with blue cheese and a chilled fume' blanc. 1.3333 0.03629 258 187 56 15
429 You try working in the White House for 14 hours a day, and then tell me you don't need this. 1.3333 0.03752 258 190 50 18
430 Face it kid, we’re older and we pay taxes. 1.3333 0.03671 258 188 54 16
431 We need this more than you. 1.3333 0.03711 258 189 52 17
432 What part of calling dibs don’t you understand? 1.3333 0.03545 258 185 60 13
433 You may use this slide once your hopes and dreams have been demolished. 1.3320 0.03883 253 189 44 20
434 Sorry kid, the judge only gave us a 15 minute recess. 1.3320 0.03409 253 178 66 9
435 Be patient. The senate recess is only for 15 minutes. 1.3320 0.03759 253 186 50 17
436 Stop complaining, it's all yours from nine to five. 1.3320 0.03801 253 187 48 18
437 Why don’t you play with your iPhone like any normal kid. 1.3320 0.03963 253 191 40 22
438 I don't know, Randall. CAN you use this slide? 1.3320 0.03718 253 185 52 16
439 Dad, mom wants you home at 5:30, so you can clean up your room before dinner. 1.3320 0.03632 253 183 56 14
440 Billy, run get Daddy a bottle of Dewar's. 1.3320 0.03691 247 179 54 14
441 The jury’s on recess. 1.3307 0.03747 254 187 50 17
442 I have permission from my therapist 1.3307 0.03705 254 186 52 16
443 We’re on recess, too. And you should see the confirmation hearing. It’s a real circus. 1.3307 0.03788 254 188 48 18
444 The tough climb up and then the ride is over in a second. It's a metaphor for life kid. 1.3307 0.03663 254 185 54 15
445 Sorry kid. It's another one of those Team Building exercises. 1.3307 0.03561 251 180 59 12
446 Your dad’s the one who laid us off. Blame him. 1.3307 0.03735 251 184 51 16
447 It was either this or another adult coloring book. 1.3307 0.03649 251 182 55 14
448 Have you self identified as a child? 1.3307 0.03649 251 182 55 14
449 It’s only fair after ‘Bring your child to work’ day. 1.3307 0.03649 251 182 55 14
450 Just one more, Son. It’s been a very stressful administration. 1.3307 0.03692 251 183 53 15
451 After my slide, I got dibs on the sandbox. 1.3307 0.03692 251 183 53 15
452 Your Mom & I are seeing a new therapist. 1.3307 0.03735 251 184 51 16
453 Just making sure it's safe. 1.3307 0.03735 251 184 51 16
454 No, we were here first. 1.3307 0.03820 251 186 47 18
455 You'll know it's your turn when you have an ulcer and a divorce lawyer. 1.3292 0.03817 243 179 48 16
456 When you get to be our age, you take irrational exuberance any way you can get it. 1.3280 0.03741 250 184 50 16
457 Your teachers need recess too. 1.3280 0.03826 250 186 46 18
458 It's for former White House employees. 1.3280 0.03741 250 184 50 16
459 ...Because you don't NEED to find your inner child, Billy. 1.3280 0.03610 250 181 56 13
460 So, you think you can play with the big boys? 1.3280 0.03867 250 187 44 19
461 Set high goals, work hard, and one day it’ll be your turn on the big slide. 1.3280 0.03654 250 182 54 14
462 Kid, my advice to you is to stay in this playground for the rest of your life. 1.3280 0.03610 250 181 56 13
463 Do me a favor son, just don't tell your mother. 1.3280 0.03427 250 177 64 9
464 It’s Opposite Day. You’re supposed to be at my office. 1.3279 0.03772 247 182 49 16
465 Can I just stay for another 15mins, pleaseeeee. 1.3279 0.03942 247 186 41 20
466 This is the senior slide. 1.3279 0.04025 247 188 37 22
467 Adult play doesn’t end for another 10 minutes. 1.3279 0.03638 247 179 55 13
468 Baby boomers are retiring. Deal with it. 1.3265 0.03701 245 179 52 14
469 No one will believe you. 1.3264 0.03822 242 179 47 16
470 Gravity is a reality. Everything else can be disputed in court. 1.3264 0.03685 242 176 53 13
471 We'll be gone soon; the judge only gave us a 15-minute recess. 1.3264 0.03777 242 178 49 15
472 Sorry, Jimmy, but the new union contract gives all teachers first dibs on the playground at recess. 1.3264 0.03998 242 183 39 20
473 That’s right kid. We’re deregulating playgrounds too. 1.3264 0.03822 242 179 47 16
474 What? I already finished my homework. 1.3264 0.03732 242 177 51 14
475 Take your Parents to Play Day" is way more fun than "Take your Kids to Work Day 1.3251 0.03719 243 178 51 14
476 Timmy, can you go around and catch me when I get to the bottom? 1.3251 0.03809 243 180 47 16
477 Sorry, kid, but we're late for our childhood. 1.3250 0.03796 240 177 48 15
478 Take note, my lad. A gentleman waits on the first rung." 1.3237 0.03917 241 181 42 18
479 Back off kid, it's Congressional recess 1.3237 0.03828 241 179 46 16
480 When you turn 18 kid, you can ride the big slide, vote, or go to war 1.3237 0.03737 241 177 50 14
481 Keep working that practice slide, kid, and someday you'll make it here to the big time. 1.3237 0.03595 241 174 56 11
482 This is your "special" meeting for work, Dad? 1.3237 0.03643 241 175 54 12
483 We only get half an hour for lunch, and the swings are full. 1.3237 0.03595 241 174 56 11
484 I'll be sure to remember the little guy when I make it to the top. 1.3237 0.03643 241 175 54 12
485 I thought the corporate ladder was a metaphor when I was your age, too 1.3237 0.03783 241 178 48 15
486 Sorry, you need a note from your therapist. 1.3235 0.03907 238 178 43 17
487 Someday, son, this will all be yours. 1.3235 0.03673 238 173 53 12
488 Taxpayers have priority. 1.3235 0.03721 238 174 51 13
489 No son, I said it’s my play day not my payday.” 1.3235 0.03815 238 176 47 15
490 Sorry son, we couldn't afford the fancy gym memberships anymore. 1.3235 0.03721 238 174 51 13
491 It's called a" Team Building Session" kid, and yah, we still haven't learned how to play together nicely. 1.3235 0.03861 238 177 45 16
492 Don't give me that look, Milton. We need this more than you do. 1.3235 0.03673 238 173 53 12
493 The geezers kicked me off the seesaw. 1.3235 0.03815 238 176 47 15
494 Stay in your lane, kid. This is the corporate ladder. 1.3234 0.03941 235 176 42 17
495 Sorry, kid, big boy pants and a tie are required for the corporate ladder. 1.3234 0.03553 235 168 58 9
496 Bad news kid. This is as good as it gets. 1.3234 0.03752 235 172 50 13
497 "Fifty is the new five." Jane Pinchin Hubbardsville, NY 1.3234 0.03800 235 173 48 14
498 You're too young to know the importance of a slide presentation. 1.3234 0.03895 235 175 44 16
499 We're education majors. This is an elective 1.3234 0.03895 235 175 44 16
500 Five more minutes, please, son. 1.3234 0.03654 235 170 54 11
501 The Senate Judiciary Committee is in recess. 1.3234 0.03987 235 177 40 18
502 We put the FUN in Fund Management. 1.3234 0.03703 235 171 52 12
503 You'll have to wait your turn, kid. In so many ways, we were here first. 1.3234 0.03752 235 172 50 13
504 The Judge gave us a five minute recess. 1.3234 0.03800 235 173 48 14
505 Government shutdown; what's your excuse? 1.3234 0.03848 235 174 46 15
506 Thanks for letting me cut the line. My mother is picking me up in five minutes" 1.3234 0.03848 235 174 46 15
507 It's a perk, kid. Not a right 1.3234 0.03895 235 175 44 16
508 Recess? No, recession. 1.3234 0.03895 235 175 44 16
509 What are you looking at? It was a long day at work. 1.3234 0.03941 235 176 42 17
510 You work you're way up and then it's downhill. 1.3234 0.03752 235 172 50 13
511 Well? What did you think the teachers' lounge looked like? 1.3207 0.03867 237 177 44 16
512 Son, never pass up a free ride. 1.3207 0.03579 237 171 56 10
513 Just one more time I promise and then mommy and I will take you home. 1.3207 0.03677 237 173 52 12
514 Don't you have a screen to go stare at? 1.3207 0.03773 237 175 48 14
515 You get better at dealing with life's ups and downs as you get older. 1.3207 0.03725 237 174 50 13
516 Burning Man is terrible this year. 1.3205 0.03853 234 174 45 15
517 Careful! She pees on the slide. 1.3205 0.03853 234 174 45 15
518 But if my dad was still alive, he could beat up your dad. 1.3205 0.03806 234 173 47 14
519 Listen kid, we’ve waited all our lives to play. 1.3205 0.03757 234 172 49 13
520 It's called "Pay to Play". We paid, you didn't. 1.3205 0.03901 234 175 43 16
521 No, we were never your age. 1.3202 0.03615 228 164 55 9
522 I'm afraid this slide's for closers, Jimmy. 1.3202 0.03873 228 169 45 14
523 Sorry kid, adult slides are the new coloring books. 1.3190 0.03776 232 171 48 13
524 Sorry kid, we work in government. We need this more than you do. 1.3190 0.04015 232 176 38 18
525 Okay now it's your turn to watch me for 30 minutes. 1.3190 0.03776 232 171 48 13
526 Big boy pants. 1.3188 0.04146 229 176 33 20
527 It's all we've got left. 1.3188 0.04052 229 174 37 18
528 What did you think I meant when I told you court was in recess? 1.3188 0.03706 229 167 51 11
529 Well son, sometimes age has it’s privileges 1.3188 0.03808 229 169 47 13
530 This is the midlife crisis slide. 1.3176 0.03859 233 174 44 15
531 It's just a slide kid, not a metaphor. 1.3172 0.04026 227 172 38 17
532 Fair is fair, you went to bring your child to work day. 1.3172 0.03724 227 166 50 11
533 Adults are just like kids but with bigger and better toys. 1.3172 0.03776 227 167 48 12
534 You'll understand when you reach your second childhood. 1.3172 0.03509 227 162 58 7
535 It's complicated. 1.3172 0.03878 227 169 44 14
536 We were tired of the corporate park. 1.3172 0.03878 227 169 44 14
537 Shouldn’t you be sitting on a couch playing Fortnite? 1.3172 0.03878 227 169 44 14
538 Just another perk of owning a 'Playground Rewards' credit card. 1.3156 0.03999 225 170 39 16
539 Court's in recess. 1.3156 0.03689 225 164 51 10
540 When you grow up you'll be sad too. 1.3139 0.03919 223 167 42 14
541 Our kids are home. We're free range parents. 1.3139 0.03596 223 161 54 8
542 Yes, Edward. I did finish my estate plan. 1.3139 0.03919 223 167 42 14
543 What you need to realize is that we're quite drunk. 1.3139 0.04021 223 169 38 16
544 When they took away smoke breaks, they had to replace it with something 1.3139 0.03761 223 164 48 11
545 Maybe some day when you've done ALL your homework. 1.3125 0.03693 224 164 50 10
546 I thought you said they were swingers 1.3125 0.04104 224 172 34 18
547 Sorry, executive privilege 1.3125 0.03955 224 169 40 15
548 When you get to the top, you have to pretend it's fun going down! 1.3125 0.03800 224 166 46 12
549 Adulthood is a myth, kiddo. 1.3122 0.03940 221 166 41 14
550 It's no golden parachute, but the climb is easier. 1.3122 0.03669 221 161 51 9
551 It's like when you shadowed me at work--why do you ask? 1.3122 0.03613 221 160 53 8
552 Take your kid to work day is so overrated. 1.3122 0.03834 221 164 45 12
553 Sorry, this slide is only for inner children. 1.3122 0.03834 221 164 45 12
554 Don't worry Brett, in America men always get to go first. 1.3122 0.04043 221 168 37 16
555 You call it a slide, we call it a market adjustment. 1.3122 0.04093 221 169 35 17
556 Our lunch break is almost over, relax. 1.3122 0.03887 221 165 43 13
557 Put a tie on and get in line, 1.3122 0.03887 221 165 43 13
558 Outer-child slide's over there. 1.3122 0.03991 221 167 39 15
559 Shouldn't you be playing with your cell phone? 1.3122 0.03780 221 163 47 11
560 It was either this or an affair. 1.3122 0.03725 221 162 49 10
561 Wrong line, kid....but I'll let it slide this time." 1.3122 0.03725 221 162 49 10
562 Bring your Parent to the Park" day is much more fun than "Bring your Kid to Work" day 1.3122 0.03669 221 161 51 9
563 Do you really think you can handle the adult slide? 1.3119 0.03976 218 164 40 14
564 Sorry, but we need this more than you. 1.3119 0.04029 218 165 38 15
565 Adulthood does some crazy stuff to you. 1.3119 0.03757 218 160 48 10
566 After you grow up you’ll wish you hadn’t, too. 1.3119 0.03757 218 160 48 10
567 You've got YouTube now. Let us have this. 1.3119 0.03868 218 162 44 12
568 Not now, Honey. The grown-ups are playing. 1.3119 0.03813 218 161 46 11
569 We're auditioning for the White House. 1.3119 0.04081 218 166 36 16
570 Our tax dollars pay for this park. 1.3119 0.03923 218 163 42 13
571 Sorry kid, therapist's orders. 1.3119 0.03701 218 159 50 9
572 It's daddy's turn to dissociate now. 1.3119 0.03585 218 157 54 7
573 This slide is for the big kids. 1.3119 0.03701 218 159 50 9
574 Sometimes daddy needs a little whee time. 1.3119 0.04029 218 165 38 15
575 The ladder of success was too hard to climb 1.3119 0.03868 218 162 44 12
576 I don't care what you call it, WE call it team building. 1.3119 0.03813 218 161 46 11
577 Tell mommy that daddy is busy with his friends. 1.3105 0.03907 219 164 42 13
578 We still have fifteen minutes to play before we have to go back to the courthouse. 1.3102 0.04051 216 164 37 15
579 The adult thing is not what it's all cracked up to be. 1.3102 0.03888 216 161 43 12
580 And our job is to tell him he's the greatest slide champion in the universe, forever. 1.3102 0.04156 216 166 33 17
581 It's called happy hour kid. 1.3102 0.03888 216 161 43 12
582 You don't have the stomach for the 1929 slide. Go play with your sister on 2008. 1.3102 0.04208 216 167 31 18
583 It's called, a do over! 1.3102 0.03833 216 160 45 11
584 Just give us a dozen more turns. We need to make sure it's safe. 1.3102 0.03943 216 162 41 13
585 Listen, kid...we need this more than you do. 1.3102 0.03833 216 160 45 11
586 Like I said, kid, it's all downhill from here. 1.3102 0.03943 216 162 41 13
587 Yeah yeah...I know I'm not supposed to be on the ladder until the guy ahead of me is off 1.3102 0.03833 216 160 45 11
588 It sucks kid. You can fight for your country, but still can’t drink or use the adult slide. 1.3094 0.03586 223 162 53 8
589 I suppose you think you're entitled to this? 1.3077 0.03804 208 153 46 9
590 Slides teach us two important life lessons: take turns and go for the cheap thrills. 1.3066 0.03986 212 160 39 13
591 You didn't hear?" "It's take Mommy and Daddy to Play Day. 1.3066 0.03695 212 155 49 8
592 You were right, kid. This is way better than watching the news. 1.3066 0.04204 212 164 31 17
593 It's called regressing, son. 1.3066 0.03872 212 158 43 11
594 Sorry kid...the reality is that it just now got to be our turn because the baby boomers took so long to retire 1.3066 0.04042 212 161 37 14
595 So like, what’s your moms deal? Do you think she’s into me? 1.3066 0.04097 212 162 35 15
596 I like beer! 1.3062 0.04406 209 165 24 20
597 Watch and learn Kevin: today the slide, tomorrow the corporate ladder. 1.3062 0.04081 209 159 36 14
598 Two pages, doublespcaces is fine. Now if you’ll excuse me, it’s almost my turn. 1.3062 0.03728 209 153 48 8
599 You call it childish. I call nostalgia. 1.3062 0.04024 209 158 38 13
600 Sometimes, you just gotta let things slide. 1.3062 0.04081 209 159 36 14
601 It's a metaphor for adult life. We're going downhill fast. 1.3062 0.04024 209 158 38 13
602 Sometimes you've just gotta get off the merry-go-round 1.3062 0.04024 209 158 38 13
603 Not until you sign a Release, Hold-Harmless and an Indemnification. 1.3062 0.04081 209 159 36 14
604 No, I am not looking up Miss Orphan Annie's Skirt!” 1.3062 0.03967 209 157 40 12
605 I know you are, but what am I? 1.3062 0.04192 209 161 32 16
606 The more complex the mind, the greater the need for the simplicity of play- Captain J T Kirk- look it up. 1.3062 0.04137 209 160 34 15
607 We’re practicing for life after the midterms. 1.3062 0.04137 209 160 34 15
608 It's called a "staycation." 1.3062 0.03967 209 157 40 12
609 Sorry, but our judge gave us a 15 minute recess. 1.3062 0.03908 209 156 42 11
610 It's okay, son, we're from the Product Safety Commission 1.3052 0.03799 213 158 45 10
611 You ain’t seen nothin’ yet. Wait ‘till we get to the sandbox! 1.3052 0.04025 213 162 37 14
612 We took your Facebook, we took your Instagram, so get used to this. 1.3052 0.03740 213 157 47 9
613 You can use it as soon as Daddy is done with his team building exercise. 1.3052 0.03620 213 155 51 7
614 Can so! 1.3052 0.03914 213 160 41 12
615 We had to give up our dental plan, but it was totally worth it to get recess back! 1.3052 0.03740 213 157 47 9
616 You millennials always think the world is just for you. 1.3052 0.03970 213 161 39 13
617 Fuck you, kid. We're Baby Boomers! 1.3043 0.04538 207 166 19 22
618 No use sulking, kid. This is the Boomers slide. 1.3043 0.03869 207 154 43 10
619 Because our taxes paid for it. Get a job. 1.3035 0.03749 201 147 47 7
620 Not now. Can't you see I'm busy? 1.3024 0.04242 205 159 30 16
621 Wait your turn, Kid. We are doing some serious team building here. 1.3024 0.04010 205 155 38 12
622 There is always a line since they legalized pot. 1.3024 0.03950 205 154 40 11
623 I don't know why your mom left. I remember her saying something about me being childish. 1.3024 0.03764 205 151 46 8
624 Sorry, you can't play in the adult section, your dreams haven't been completely shattered yet. 1.3024 0.03950 205 154 40 11
625 Congress is in recess. 1.3024 0.04010 205 155 38 12
626 You ruined my life, and now you have to wait your turn. 1.3024 0.04185 205 158 32 15
627 I'd say 'you'll understand when you're older', but we don't. 1.3005 0.03909 203 152 41 10
628 Sharing? That sounds like communist propaganda. 1.3005 0.04032 203 154 37 12
629 Balloon mortgage, a dead-end job, aluminum hips? . . . Are you sure you want to trade places? 1.3000 0.03817 200 148 44 8
630 No, son, you can't ride this one. And that's called parental guidance, not age discrimination. 1.3000 0.04072 200 152 36 12
631 You ever heard of the "Me Generation," Billy? Doesn't mater, it's not about you. 1.3000 0.03883 200 149 42 9
632 you will get the slide all to your self once we retire 1.3000 0.04133 200 153 34 13
633 Talk to me when you start paying property taxes, kid. 1.3000 0.03947 200 150 40 10
634 Get used to the lines, kid. Due to budgets cuts this is now the FBI training facility. 1.3000 0.04133 200 153 34 13
635 Son, can I please stay 5 more minutes? 1.3000 0.03817 200 148 44 8
636 We were told there would be juice boxes... 1.3000 0.03947 200 150 40 10
637 Look, kid, you're starting out as a white male so when you grow up you can join the Republican Party and be entitled too. 1.3000 0.04072 200 152 36 12
638 The Court’s been called into recess. 1.3000 0.04072 200 152 36 12
639 This is the Middle-Aged Unemployed Financial Slide. Yours is the other one. 1.3000 0.03947 200 150 40 10
640 Our therapists told us to turn off the news and try regressive self care - it's all the rage since 2016. 1.3000 0.04072 200 152 36 12
641 You wouldn't believe how long the line was when we got here. 1.3000 0.04010 200 151 38 11
642 We’re from Risk Assessment. I have some bad news kid. 1.3000 0.03947 200 150 40 10
643 Don't judge me, it's been a tough week on Capitol Hill 1.3000 0.03947 200 150 40 10
644 No, it's my turn ... your turn will come when you hit middle age and your whole world comes crashing around you and you have just once last slide into oblivion. 1.3000 0.04133 200 153 34 13
645 Honey. Is this a great vacation or what!? 1.3000 0.03883 200 149 42 9
646 It's called climbing the corporate ladder 1.3000 0.03883 200 149 42 9
647 This one's for the mature, sane adults who just can't take it anymore. 1.3000 0.04133 200 153 34 13
648 A word to the wise, kid: You’re only small once, but you can be downsized whenever. 1.3000 0.04010 200 151 38 11
649 Trust us, kid, it’s all downhill from here. 1.3000 0.04072 200 152 36 12
650 we couldn't afford a retreat this year. 1.3000 0.04072 200 152 36 12
651 Sorry, son, but I’m afraid you’ll just have to learn to let some things slide. 1.3000 0.04010 200 151 38 11
652 Tell Mom to call that hypnotist she hired for your birthday right away! 1.3000 0.04072 200 152 36 12
653 It'll be your turn after you spend thirty years at a job that eats your soul. 1.3000 0.03883 200 149 42 9
654 When you’ve had a hell of a day like I did kid, you can use the big slide 1.3000 0.04010 200 151 38 11
655 'I know it's not Disneyland, times are hard!' 1.3000 0.04072 200 152 36 12
656 This one's only for the inner child. 1.3000 0.04133 200 153 34 13
657 This slide has a height requirement. Sorry. 1.3000 0.03883 200 149 42 9
658 40 is the new 10 1.3000 0.04194 200 154 32 14
659 I've got to go over the slides from yesterday's presentation. 1.3000 0.04010 200 151 38 11
660 You will need to sign a waiver of liability first. 1.3000 0.03947 200 150 40 10
661 Rewarding my best employees of the month 1.3000 0.04010 200 151 38 11
662 We're making America great again! 1.3000 0.03947 200 150 40 10
663 Sorry- this playground is only for ex-whitehouse employees! 1.3000 0.04253 200 155 30 15
664 I'm not your daddy right now, I'm playing with my friends. 1.3000 0.03947 200 150 40 10
665 They may have replaced our teacher’s lounge with this slide but look who’s laughing now! 1.3000 0.03947 200 150 40 10
666 The first rule of Slide Club: Don't talk about Slide Club. 1.3000 0.03817 200 148 44 8
667 Childhood is like fine wine. It takes a certain maturity to appreciate. 1.3000 0.04072 200 152 36 12
668 Sorry. This is the big kids' slide. 1.3000 0.04072 200 152 36 12
669 Sorry, but this is the only reward we teachers get for buying you classroom supplies. 1.3000 0.04072 200 152 36 12
670 It's much more fun than the stock market slide! 1.2995 0.03920 197 147 41 9
671 Not now, Timmy. It's quality time for adults. 1.2990 0.03954 204 154 39 11
672 Stop moping. Grow up. 1.2990 0.04134 204 157 33 14
673 Sometimes at our age, you just need to feel SOMETHING. 1.2986 0.04525 144 107 31 6
674 Sober Happy Hour ends at 5:00 pm. 1.2985 0.03930 201 151 40 10
675 Just a minute, Johnny, wait until the OSHA inspectors are done! 1.2980 0.03968 198 149 39 10
676 “We have DCD, Delayed Childhood Disorder.” 1.2980 0.03903 198 148 41 9
677 Sorry kid, the jury gets recess, too. 1.2980 0.04095 198 151 35 12
678 Because it's the only ladder I can climb... 1.2980 0.04219 198 153 31 14
679 Scram! This slide's for kids with thirty or more years of soul-sucking corporate servitude! 1.2980 0.04095 198 151 35 12
680 If I was you, I'd skip growing up. 1.2980 0.04157 198 152 33 13
681 Because I pay more taxes than you. 1.2969 0.04114 192 146 35 11
682 Go build your own team 1.2965 0.04260 199 155 29 15
683 Sorry, kid, no lobbying during Congressional Recess. 1.2959 0.04119 196 150 34 12
684 That's right Billy. It's women and elitist preppies first. 1.2959 0.03924 196 147 40 9
685 This playground operates on the seniority system. 1.2959 0.03924 196 147 40 9
686 No, I don't have any homework today. 1.2959 0.03990 196 148 38 10
687 Whaddya mean you'll tell Mom? 1.2959 0.04055 196 149 36 11
688 Let me show you how to push women out of the way -- its called the Brett maneuver 1.2959 0.04425 196 155 24 17
689 You should’ve looked in the office calendar, we booked this two weeks ago. 1.2959 0.03990 196 148 38 10
690 It's recess for EVERYONE, Tommy. 1.2959 0.03788 196 145 44 7
691 Sorry kid, mid-life crises only. 1.2959 0.03924 196 147 40 9
692 You'll understand when you're older, cynical and jaded. 1.2959 0.04119 196 150 34 12
693 You have to understand, kid, it’s all downhill from here. 1.2959 0.03924 196 147 40 9
694 Corporate retreat budget was a little tight this year. 1.2959 0.03924 196 147 40 9
695 One day, you’ll want to feel like this again. 1.2959 0.03924 196 147 40 9
696 Read some Marx kid...to each according to his needs. 1.2938 0.03944 194 146 39 9
697 Life's a rollercoaster, but we prefer the slide. 1.2938 0.04012 194 147 37 10
698 What really happened at Georgetown Prep. That's our story and we are sticking to it. 1.2938 0.04143 194 149 33 12
699 Do as I say, not as I do. 1.2938 0.03944 194 146 39 9
700 Pleeease.... I just want to go one more time, then we can go home. 1.2938 0.03876 194 145 41 8
701 Sorry, kid. This is the corporate ladder. It's not as much fun as it looks. 1.2938 0.04012 194 147 37 10
702 No, we were here first -- in 1986; now, scram! 1.2938 0.04078 194 148 35 11
703 Pay attention, kid. I've been letting myself slide for 20 years. 1.2938 0.04012 194 147 37 10
704 My inner child's bigger than your inner child. That's why." 1.2932 0.04052 191 145 36 10
705 Sorry kid , this is what Accountants consider a thrill ride. 1.2932 0.03842 191 142 42 7
706 Sorry kid, we booked this conference slide weeks ago 1.2932 0.04379 191 150 26 15
707 Please don’t tell your mother... 1.2932 0.04119 191 146 34 11
708 Social Security is not all we are stealing from your generation 1.2932 0.04186 191 147 32 12
709 Just one more, please! 1.2932 0.03983 191 144 38 9
710 Sorry son, size DOES matter! 1.2932 0.03696 191 140 46 5
711 I was here first and no, I’m not too old for this. 1.2932 0.03770 191 141 44 6
712 Young man, my tax dollars paid for this slide. 1.2932 0.04052 191 145 36 10
713 Sure kid; you could consider this a hostile take over! 1.2932 0.03983 191 144 38 9
714 Sorry, kid. The judge said we were on recess 1.2932 0.04251 191 148 30 13
715 Santa isn't real. 1.2932 0.04251 191 148 30 13
716 A famous man named Shakespeare was right - play's the thing. 1.2932 0.04186 191 147 32 12
717 When you've groan up, completed your education and go to work every day, you get to ride the big slide. 1.2932 0.04052 191 145 36 10
718 Please don’t put this in your calendar. 1.2932 0.04186 191 147 32 12
719 Leave it to the professionals, kid. 1.2932 0.03983 191 144 38 9
720 Sorry. Baby boomers only. 1.2932 0.04119 191 146 34 11
721 Freaky Friday is next week? 1.2932 0.04251 191 148 30 13
722 This is business class. 1.2932 0.04052 191 145 36 10
723 Where does it say kids only? 1.2932 0.03914 191 143 40 8
724 Son, just remember, he's your mom's brother, not mine. 1.2932 0.04052 191 145 36 10
725 You got to go first last time. 1.2932 0.03914 191 143 40 8
726 Have you seen the news? We need this. 1.2932 0.04251 191 148 30 13
727 I'm sure looking forward to the bourbon and cookies. 1.2932 0.03914 191 143 40 8
728 If that woman farts again, you can have my place in line. 1.2932 0.04315 191 149 28 14
729 According to a recent study, there’s a high correlation between how old someone acts and how old he or she looks. You won’t even recognize us by Aunt Judy’s wedding. 1.2932 0.03983 191 144 38 9
730 Sorry kid, grownups on weed go first. 1.2932 0.04315 191 149 28 14
731 Oh grow up! It's my turn. 1.2932 0.03770 191 141 44 6
732 The court called for a recess. 1.2932 0.03983 191 144 38 9
733 Son, we work hard - we play hard 1.2932 0.03983 191 144 38 9
734 Sorry kid, you have to be overworked, underpaid and totally stressed out to ride this one. 1.2932 0.03842 191 142 42 7
735 When you get to our age, you'll understand. 1.2932 0.03914 191 143 40 8
736 Trust me. We need this way more than you! 1.2932 0.03696 191 140 46 5
737 We might as well enjoy ourselves because the next election's results may destroy the world as we know it. 1.2923 0.04250 195 152 29 14
738 To us grownups it's called the slippery slope. Someday you'll understand. 1.2923 0.04124 195 150 33 12
739 Whaddya mean, you never heard of a corporate takeover? 1.2917 0.03754 192 142 44 6
740 Mid-life-crisis adults only. 1.2917 0.03965 192 145 38 9
741 Because you're the child and I'm the adult. 1.2910 0.03862 189 141 41 7
742 Nuh uh. It's only cultural appropriation if we steal your lunch money. 1.2910 0.04143 189 145 33 11
743 55 is now the new 10. 1.2910 0.04005 189 143 37 9
744 No, we are not acting like kids. No, this is not fun for me and the other teachers but we need to make sure the new slide is safe. No, Mr. Smith just looks like he is having fun. 1.2910 0.03934 189 142 39 8
745 No, it’s ours now, just like Facebook. 1.2910 0.04277 189 147 29 13
746 We can’t all work for Google. 1.2910 0.03713 189 139 45 5
747 Beat it kid, this slide is for Congress only! 1.2910 0.03934 189 142 39 8
748 Someday you'll understand why we need this more than you. 1.2910 0.03934 189 142 39 8
749 But dad, this isn't how career day was supposed to go! 1.2910 0.04075 189 144 35 10
750 The big slide is for closers. 1.2910 0.04143 189 145 33 11
751 Years from now, your inner child will understand. 1.2910 0.04005 189 143 37 9
752 Thirty is the new ten 1.2910 0.04005 189 143 37 9
753 You had all day to use the slide. 1.2895 0.04191 190 147 31 12
754 We'll be out of here after I go. We've got to get back to the White House. 1.2888 0.04303 187 146 28 13
755 Sorry, kid. The one in our Google office is closed for repair. 1.2888 0.04167 187 144 32 11
756 We made a deal, now go drive the car 1.2888 0.04027 187 142 36 9
757 Believe me, Billy, this is a real breakthrough for your father. 1.2888 0.03955 187 141 38 8
758 Hey kid, why aren’t you at work? 1.2888 0.04236 187 145 30 12
759 It's a slide. Which happens to be in a playground. You can look that up on your phone. 1.2888 0.04167 187 144 32 11
760 Sorry kid. Second childbood rules. 1.2888 0.03882 187 140 40 7
761 Son. Someday this will be all yours. But now I just want you to get lost. 1.2888 0.04167 187 144 32 11
762 Dad, I thought you said we are in a recession, not recess. 1.2888 0.03882 187 140 40 7
763 Here’s the way it works. Our generation is going down. It’s up to your generation to save us. 1.2888 0.04098 187 143 34 10
764 The kids' slide is over there, Buster. The steep slippery slope is only for grownups. 1.2888 0.03955 187 141 38 8
765 Beat it, kid. We're brainstorming a new national healthcare system. 1.2888 0.04303 187 146 28 13
766 Listen kid, you can cut in line when it’s your taxes paying for the park. 1.2888 0.04098 187 143 34 10
767 Sorry kid, this slide is for those living lives of quiet desperation. 1.2888 0.04236 187 145 30 12
768 Sorry kid, this one is reserved for corporate team-building. 1.2872 0.03714 188 139 44 5
769 This slide is for closers. 1.2865 0.04049 185 141 35 9
770 Following in our footsteps would be a slippery slope, kid. 1.2865 0.04049 185 141 35 9
771 We're playing a game called Ambien. 1.2865 0.04192 185 143 31 11
772 We called dibs. 1.2857 0.04165 182 140 32 10
773 What you call 'hogging the slide' we call 'managing a mid-life crisis'. 1.2857 0.03940 182 137 38 7
774 Court is in recess, kid. 1.2857 0.03783 182 135 42 5
775 Tax-payers only, punk 1.2857 0.04091 182 139 34 9
776 Slides are wasted on the young. 1.2857 0.04091 182 139 34 9
777 Big people trump little people. 1.2857 0.04091 182 139 34 9
778 Your mother and I are taking our inner children outdoors. Uncle Joe came along for the ride. 1.2857 0.03940 182 137 38 7
779 Our financial advisors said this can help acclimate us to the impending economic decline. 1.2857 0.04091 182 139 34 9
780 Because I'm the parent, that's why. 1.2857 0.04091 182 139 34 9
781 It’s called a mid-life crisis, johnny. You’ll get there eventually, then you will understand. 1.2857 0.03862 182 136 40 6
782 You're young. You have your life life in front of you. This is all we have left. 1.2857 0.04091 182 139 34 9
783 Kid, climbing the corporate ladder requires finesse... and pants. 1.2857 0.04091 182 139 34 9
784 Just five more minutes son, I promise! We have a big presentation tomorrow, and we have to perfect our slides. 1.2857 0.04165 182 140 32 10
785 Our trial is currently in recess. 1.2857 0.04016 182 138 36 8
786 He really gets into these team building exercises. You should see him on the bouncy castle. 1.2849 0.03958 186 141 37 8
787 Enjoy your childhood, my son. It's all downhill from there. 1.2849 0.03731 186 138 43 5
788 Ok Bobby, but if I don't get my turn, how happy do you think I'll be when I correct your math test? 1.2849 0.03808 186 139 41 6
789 Well, you’ve heard of Adult Swim, haven’t you 1.2849 0.04241 186 145 29 12
790 I had to cancel the golf membership after the divorce. 1.2841 0.04256 176 136 30 10
791 They're renovating the teacher's lounge 1.2818 0.03942 181 137 37 7
792 Second childhood? Heck, this is my first! 1.2809 0.04214 178 138 30 10
793 No son, this is the slide of Presidential Adolescence . Your slide of Childhood Innocence is over there. 1.2809 0.04138 178 137 32 9
794 Tetherball in the Rose Garden after the Cabinet meeting, pass it on ! 1.2809 0.03982 178 135 36 7
795 You’re right, Jeremy, this is much better than the app! 1.2809 0.04061 178 136 34 8
796 Everyone deserves a second chance. 1.2809 0.04138 178 137 32 9
797 When you pull off the merger of a lifetime, kid, you'll get your turn. 1.2809 0.04362 178 140 26 12
798 We're done with your ageism. 1.2809 0.04061 178 136 34 8
799 Like I said kid, I'm a white male republican senator. I can do what I want and you can't stop me... go tell your mother, I dare ya! 1.2809 0.04289 178 139 28 11
800 But you said we could play until Wall Street Week comes on! 1.2809 0.04289 178 139 28 11
801 You'll understand when you get to be my age. 1.2809 0.04138 178 137 32 9
802 Sorry, but we need this. 1.2809 0.04214 178 138 30 10
803 Yeah kid, you don't see these anymore. Only Baby Boomers remember them. They're "dangerous", now bug off. 1.2809 0.04138 178 137 32 9
804 We did grow up! 1.2809 0.03982 178 135 36 7
805 It's one of the perks of being a teacher kid. 1.2809 0.04214 178 138 30 10
806 It's not casual Friday. Put on a tie and come back. 1.2809 0.04362 178 140 26 12
807 It helps us remember how bull markets end. 1.2809 0.04061 178 136 34 8
808 Sorry, kid, this playground's being gentrified! 1.2809 0.03901 178 134 38 6
809 Just one more time! 1.2800 0.04337 175 137 27 11
810 Why? Well we’ve given up on the socioeconomic ladder, so might as well have some fun! 1.2800 0.04261 175 136 29 10
811 Enjoy it while you can Billy. The corporate ladder isn’t nearly this much fun. 1.2800 0.03770 175 130 41 4
812 PLAY AS LONG AS YOU CAN. 1.2800 0.04183 175 135 31 9
813 But son, my friends don’t have to go home for dinner! 1.2800 0.04023 175 133 35 7
814 Sorry, son, this one's the corporate ladder. 1.2800 0.04337 175 137 27 11
815 The answer to your question is that we crossed the playground to get to the other slide. 1.2800 0.04183 175 135 31 9
816 No son. This is not the slippery slope I cautioned about. 1.2800 0.04183 175 135 31 9
817 There are no terms of service, you just slide down to accept. 1.2800 0.04337 175 137 27 11
818 Usually we're into swinging. 1.2800 0.04261 175 136 29 10
819 Do you have a recess appointment? 1.2800 0.03940 175 132 37 6
820 You can use this slide when you pay off your student loans" 1.2800 0.04261 175 136 29 10
821 Can we stay for five more minutes? 1.2800 0.04261 175 136 29 10
822 It's our corporate ladder--it's not as much fun as it looks. 1.2800 0.04183 175 135 31 9
823 My mother told me never to talk to strangers. So beat it kid. 1.2800 0.04023 175 133 35 7
824 Hold it in for a few minutes. I’m not done playing. 1.2800 0.04183 175 135 31 9
825 This is what's wrong with your generation, you can't just let things slide. 1.2800 0.04183 175 135 31 9
826 Sorry, we've all been waiting many years for this slide. 1.2800 0.04183 175 135 31 9
827 We're embracing our inner child. Why are you here? 1.2800 0.04104 175 134 33 8
828 You're turning this into an adulterated experience. 1.2800 0.04412 175 138 25 12
829 Well, Timmy, think of it as just like the faculty lounge... 1.2800 0.04023 175 133 35 7
830 The court is on a 5-minute recess 1.2800 0.03770 175 130 41 4
831 Beat it, kid. Who do you think paid for this stuff? 1.2800 0.04183 175 135 31 9
832 It’s time to make up your mind, little comrade. Which slide are you on? 1.2775 0.04127 173 133 32 8
833 Forgot your pants on slide day, huh? I did that once. 1.2775 0.04365 173 136 26 11
834 Did the judge say we get lunch or a nap after recess? 1.2775 0.04127 173 133 32 8
835 Court is in recess and so are we. 1.2775 0.04287 173 135 28 10
836 Not-growing-up is the new growing-up 1.2759 0.04106 174 134 32 8
837 LIMERICK : Jungle Jim and Jungle Jane...Went to the park with a guy named Shane...By riding the slide...They were trying to hide...From the fact that their country was going down the drain. 1.2759 0.04186 174 135 30 9
838 We got you your own slide--now go play on it. 1.2759 0.03856 174 131 38 5
839 No dad, I think you had enough candy for today..! 1.2759 0.04106 174 134 32 8
840 It’s more fun when you get paid to do it. 1.2759 0.04265 174 136 28 10
841 It's not about fairness, kid. When you have 51 votes, you get to make the rules. 1.2759 0.04342 174 137 26 11
842 Please!!!!!!!! Just 5 more minutes! 1.2759 0.04186 174 135 30 9
843 Buzz off kid, this is the Business Class slide 1.2759 0.03856 174 131 38 5
844 Beat it, kid. This one’s taken until the Congressional recess ends. 1.2759 0.04186 174 135 30 9
845 Life's a slippery slope. Watch and learn. 1.2759 0.03856 174 131 38 5
846 Believe it or not, climbing the corporate ladder is actually less enjoyable 1.2759 0.04265 174 136 28 10
847 This slide is for Senators only. 1.2759 0.04265 174 136 28 10
848 Yes, If you follow her it's a slippery slope! 1.2759 0.04106 174 134 32 8
849 Out of the way kid, we paid good money for this team-building experience. 1.2759 0.04186 174 135 30 9
850 Sure you can ride, but only if all your dreams have been crushed beyond recognition and you have no hope for the future. 1.2759 0.04186 174 135 30 9
851 Sorry, kid. We’re making the playground great again. 1.2759 0.04186 174 135 30 9
852 Get lost. This is a congressional recess. 1.2759 0.03941 174 132 36 6
853 Sorry kid, senators only. 1.2759 0.04186 174 135 30 9
854 I'll let you cut in line if you give me halfsies on your lunch. 1.2759 0.04025 174 133 34 7
855 Trust me, kid. We need this more than you do. 1.2759 0.04025 174 133 34 7
856 Hit the road kid we're team building. 1.2759 0.03856 174 131 38 5
857 It’s like this, kid...when you hit YOUR mid-life crisis, then you can get on the big slide. 1.2759 0.04186 174 135 30 9
858 Welcome to your first Congressional Recess. 1.2759 0.04265 174 136 28 10
859 This slide has a dress code, kid. 1.2759 0.04025 174 133 34 7
860 Yes son, it is true. You CAN slide through life! 1.2759 0.04186 174 135 30 9
861 Go help your sister, daddy has work to do. 1.2759 0.04106 174 134 32 8
862 Not now, son. Grown-ups are playing. 1.2754 0.04303 167 130 28 9
863 You've heard of swingers? We're sliders. 1.2749 0.04233 171 133 29 9
864 We're the adults in the room. 1.2749 0.04313 171 134 27 10
865 You think this is crazy? Go look at what we left in the sandbox. 1.2749 0.04151 171 132 31 8
866 Please, the other one smells like diapers. 1.2749 0.04392 171 135 25 11
867 One more go and then I'll drop you to cello class. 1.2749 0.04067 171 131 33 7
868 Oh c'mon, next you're gonna say we can't play on the swings! 1.2749 0.04392 171 135 25 11
869 It's all down hill from here, kid. 1.2749 0.04392 171 135 25 11
870 I'd like to add you to my LinkedIn network 1.2749 0.04067 171 131 33 7
871 Low-angle shot. And don't forget the parent visiting day hashtag or I'll take your phone away. 1.2749 0.03981 171 130 35 6
872 Next comes a tummy tuck,a Corvette then a young girlfriend 1.2738 0.03933 168 127 36 5
873 What.....you gotta pee again 1.2738 0.04280 168 131 28 9
874 Sorry kid, the slide is booked for my therapy group. 1.2738 0.04111 168 129 32 7
875 Sorry, you'll have to wait until this congressional recess is over 1.2738 0.04280 168 131 28 9
876 You're too young to relive your childhood. 1.2738 0.04363 168 132 26 10
877 Well kid, it's called delayed gratification. 1.2738 0.04111 168 129 32 7
878 We're trying to see if we qualify to run for office. 1.2738 0.04444 168 133 24 11
879 Harvard '86, MBA, you? 1.2738 0.04363 168 132 26 10
880 We've been assigned 26 hours of community work for perjury. 1.2738 0.04363 168 132 26 10
881 No we are not goofing off, it’s team building! 1.2738 0.04111 168 129 32 7
882 Talk to me when you're balancing a job, a family, and writing a novel. 1.2738 0.04111 168 129 32 7
883 no son. This is our practice on climbing the corporate ladder. 1.2738 0.03842 168 126 38 4
884 Don't worry kid, they only have five more minutes of therapy. 1.2738 0.04280 168 131 28 9
885 What are you looking at? 1.2738 0.04280 168 131 28 9
886 We were product testers for Toys R Us. 1.2738 0.03933 168 127 36 5
887 Take Your Parent to Play Day is super awesome, isn’t it, son? 1.2738 0.04023 168 128 34 6
888 Well, the judge told us the trial is in recess. 1.2738 0.04111 168 129 32 7
889 Don't expect Social Security benefits either. 1.2738 0.04363 168 132 26 10
890 Do YOU pay taxes!? 1.2738 0.04111 168 129 32 7
891 Inner child before real one, kid. 1.2738 0.04363 168 132 26 10
892 We're in training for the next market correction. 1.2738 0.03748 168 125 40 3
893 This is the helicopter parent's slide. 1.2738 0.04363 168 132 26 10
894 Wait till you sit in a cubicle all day kid. Then you'll get it. 1.2738 0.04111 168 129 32 7
895 No, you can't go first. 1.2738 0.04444 168 133 24 11
896 Yeah? Well, it feels like we've been waiting in line for years too. 1.2738 0.03842 168 126 38 4
897 I've been coming here for over 30 years, wait your turn! 1.2738 0.04280 168 131 28 9
898 No, this is the 'adults who never grew up' slide. 1.2716 0.03505 162 118 44 0
899 Rumor has it we all get trophies! 1.2711 0.04473 166 132 23 11
900 Sales and Marketing was using the see-saw. 1.2711 0.04307 166 130 27 9
901 Houndstooth wool is the best material for speed. 1.2711 0.04134 166 128 31 7
902 We’re celebrating. We passed the Monkey Bar Exam. 1.2711 0.03860 166 125 37 4
903 Of course it's fair. We told you you could have a martini. 1.2711 0.04473 166 132 23 11
904 I am sorry this is only for lawyers testing the equipment for future lawsuits. 1.2711 0.04221 166 129 29 8
905 Sorry kid, Wall Street always goes first. 1.2711 0.04044 166 127 33 6
906 This is play therapy. You'll get your turn in 40 years. 1.2711 0.04221 166 129 29 8
907 This is what happens when you "stay in school", Timmy. 1.2711 0.04134 166 128 31 7
908 Sorry, kid. This one is staff only. 1.2711 0.04134 166 128 31 7
909 What do you mean, what’s waxed paper? 1.2711 0.03953 166 126 35 5
910 Parent-teacher night was tough this year. 1.2711 0.04473 166 132 23 11
911 Be grateful you're not down to your inner child. 1.2711 0.04391 166 131 25 10
912 This is our slide. Being held back has its benefits. 1.2711 0.04554 166 133 21 12
913 so, what's your mom's story? are she and your dad, like, serious, or...? 1.2711 0.04307 166 130 27 9
914 You can have a turn when you’re old enough to want to relive your childhood. 1.2711 0.04134 166 128 31 7
915 So, you don't think they'll hold you back a year for not doing your homework? Kid, you don't know the half of it. 1.2711 0.04044 166 127 33 6
916 Not without a tie. 1.2711 0.04221 166 129 29 8
917 Billy, this is the business slide. The other slide is business casual. 1.2711 0.04134 166 128 31 7
918 It's a form of enwhee! 1.2711 0.04391 166 131 25 10
919 It's National "Take Your Work to Child" day. 1.2695 0.04529 167 134 21 12
920 When you're older you can move on up to the East Slide. 1.2695 0.04199 167 130 29 8
921 It's supposed to make us more efficient office workers. 1.2695 0.04284 167 131 27 9
922 You'll have to wait until your inner child has been trampled. 1.2695 0.04367 167 132 25 10
923 Sorry boy, this slide has a dress code. 1.2695 0.04284 167 131 27 9
924 Yeah, we got out early today too! 1.2695 0.04367 167 132 25 10
925 We’re not in your playground, you’re in our “open” office. 1.2695 0.03933 167 127 35 5
926 It’s the only raise we can actually get. 1.2695 0.04284 167 131 27 9
927 Sure you can go after me. We're headed to the sand box. 1.2695 0.04284 167 131 27 9
928 You think this is bad. Wait till its time to find a job. 1.2695 0.03933 167 127 35 5
929 It's a theory called Trickle Down Fun. 1.2695 0.04023 167 128 33 6
930 Welcome to the financial world 1.2695 0.04112 167 129 31 7
931 We decided to become sliders, since all the swings are being used. 1.2695 0.04199 167 130 29 8
932 If you work hard enough, maybe one day you'll get to climb the corporate ladder too. 1.2695 0.04112 167 129 31 7
933 I understand, Billy, but you and Sarah need to work things out before you're ready for the big slide. 1.2695 0.03933 167 127 35 5
934 We just sold all of our Girls Scout Cookie Quota 1.2695 0.03933 167 127 35 5
935 You just THINK you're entitled, kid! 1.2683 0.03973 164 125 34 5
936 Back off loser. Over 45 and single only. 1.2683 0.04419 164 130 24 10
937 Go do your homework. 1.2683 0.04066 164 126 32 6
938 You have to go pee-now. 1.2683 0.04419 164 130 24 10
939 Like this? 1.2683 0.04333 164 129 26 9
940 So choose my retirement home. See if I care. 1.2683 0.04066 164 126 32 6
941 Move aside, son. I’m going through a midlife crisis and I don’t care. 1.2683 0.04246 164 128 28 8
942 Just one more time, PLEEZ!! 1.2683 0.03973 164 125 34 5
943 It's either this or drugs. 1.2683 0.04246 164 128 28 8
944 It doesn't get better 1.2683 0.04419 164 130 24 10
945 When you’re old enough to tie a Windsor knot. 1.2683 0.04066 164 126 32 6
946 Use the other slide kid, this one's for plunging expectations. 1.2683 0.04246 164 128 28 8
947 Son, I just don't need someone to catch me, ok? 1.2683 0.04503 164 131 22 11
948 No, you can't go back to foster care. 1.2683 0.04333 164 129 26 9
949 Oh, yeah! Well your mother has a mustache. 1.2683 0.04157 164 127 30 7
950 I’m not your prin-ci-pal out here, kid. Now scram! 1.2683 0.04157 164 127 30 7
951 It's our metaphor kid, get your own. 1.2683 0.04246 164 128 28 8
952 It's one of the few ladders I can climb. 1.2683 0.04157 164 127 30 7
953 You don't see me on the little slide, do you? 1.2675 0.04179 157 121 30 6
954 And then one day you die, okay? 1.2671 0.04203 161 125 29 7
955 This slide is only for adults that identify as children, sorry. 1.2671 0.04384 161 127 25 9
956 It is to too late to have a happy childhood 1.2671 0.04384 161 127 25 9
957 We got these instead of raises. 1.2671 0.04203 161 125 29 7
958 Taking turns? What a childish concept 1.2671 0.04110 161 124 31 6
959 Turn about is fair play, and I let you go first on the little one. 1.2671 0.04203 161 125 29 7
960 Alright, son, but remember: If you DO give her a push, this might come back to haunt you in thirty-six years. 1.2671 0.04384 161 127 25 9
961 Sorry, kid. Your inner child has to be this tall to ride this ride. 1.2671 0.04015 161 123 33 5
962 Sorry kid, but you need to be stuck in a pointless soul-crushing job to ride this ride 1.2671 0.04558 161 129 21 11
963 But you can use my coloring book when we get home, son. 1.2671 0.04110 161 124 31 6
964 We’ve been waiting longer than you. 1.2671 0.04295 161 126 27 8
965 Cutting to the front of the line is a white man’s God-given right. 1.2671 0.04558 161 129 21 11
966 This? This is called cutbacks to our teambuilding budget. 1.2671 0.04295 161 126 27 8
967 Enjoy your time at the top because it’s a quick trip back to reality. 1.2671 0.04295 161 126 27 8
968 Sorry kid, this is for second childhoods only. 1.2671 0.04295 161 126 27 8
969 I love role reversal! Tomorrow you go to work at my office! 1.2671 0.04295 161 126 27 8
970 what do you know about relieving stress. 1.2671 0.04472 161 128 23 10
971 You got first dibs on the sandbox. Now it's my turn. 1.2671 0.04203 161 125 29 7
972 What exactly did you think we did during recess? 1.2671 0.04110 161 124 31 6
973 '"Read the sign, kid. This is an age-neutral playground." 1.2671 0.04015 161 123 33 5
974 Daddy's team building. If you want, do software updates on my laptop. 1.2671 0.04110 161 124 31 6
975 Sorry kid, this is America. 1.2671 0.04384 161 127 25 9
976 Your second childhood can wait until you finish your first one. 1.2671 0.04203 161 125 29 7
977 What's your rush? 1.2671 0.04295 161 126 27 8
978 Hey it says it’s fun for ages 9 and up. 1.2671 0.04203 161 125 29 7
979 I'm next, kid. It's been a rough week. 1.2671 0.03917 161 122 35 4
980 Watch and learn. 1.2671 0.04015 161 123 33 5
981 Sorry, kid. This one's for second childhoods. 1.2671 0.04203 161 125 29 7
982 It's just like Disneyland son, you have to be 5' tall for this ride. 1.2671 0.04203 161 125 29 7
983 Sorry kid, this one's for corporate sponsors only. 1.2671 0.04295 161 126 27 8
984 Uncle Fred is having a 5-year timeout for money laundering. 1.2671 0.04472 161 128 23 10
985 Johnny, it just doesn't get any better than this. 1.2671 0.04110 161 124 31 6
986 I saw you look kid. You can never be on the Supreme Court now. 1.2671 0.04472 161 128 23 10
987 Don't worry, this slide will trickle down to you when we get a bigger one. 1.2671 0.04295 161 126 27 8
988 Ha ha! I beat you! 1.2671 0.04384 161 127 25 9
989 Our play therapist gave us a prescription for this slide. 1.2671 0.04110 161 124 31 6
990 This is the best National Take Your Parents to the Park Day, ever! 1.2671 0.04110 161 124 31 6
991 Beat it, Punk! 1.2671 0.04472 161 128 23 10
992 Sorry kid, we signed up for the sand box too. 1.2671 0.03816 161 121 37 3
993 Beat it kid, this line is for reliving your childhood only. 1.2671 0.04295 161 126 27 8
994 Why do Mommy, Daddy and Uncle John get to go first? Because we are bigger and stronger than you.That's life on the playground, son. It is not all about fun and games. Its all about power. The sooner you learn it the happier you'll be. 1.2671 0.04472 161 128 23 10
995 As you get older, this will come to have more meaning. 1.2671 0.04203 161 125 29 7
996 No, the other one is for letting out your inner adult. 1.2671 0.04015 161 123 33 5
997 It's a lot more fun than climbing the ladder of success. 1.2671 0.04384 161 127 25 9
998 You’re too young to appreciate the gravity of this situation. 1.2671 0.04203 161 125 29 7
999 To be honest, it's a slippery slope. 1.2671 0.04203 161 125 29 7
1000 Wait for your mother, or just pee in the bushes." 1.2671 0.04203 161 125 29 7
1001 I know all about the rule of law, but I don't know what this "slide rule" is of which you speak. 1.2671 0.04203 161 125 29 7
1002 It's called adult day care. 1.2671 0.04110 161 124 31 6
1003 Where’s your tie? 1.2671 0.04203 161 125 29 7
1004 It is all about work/life balance 1.2671 0.04015 161 123 33 5
1005 Its so much faster in polyester!! 1.2671 0.03917 161 122 35 4
1006 Let me show you how it's done. 1.2671 0.04203 161 125 29 7
1007 Kid, just remember: what happens on the playground stays on the playground! 1.2671 0.04472 161 128 23 10
1008 We were told “our business is sliding”! 1.2671 0.04295 161 126 27 8
1009 We're statisticians, so we get to play until our sample size is adequate." 1.2671 0.04295 161 126 27 8
1010 No, MeToo doesn’t include you. 1.2654 0.04271 162 127 27 8
1011 We're reclaiming lost youth. You'll have a turn in 40 years. 1.2654 0.04181 162 126 29 7
1012 Sorry son, this is the really big boy slide. 1.2654 0.04360 162 128 25 9
1013 Out of my way, dweeb! 1.2654 0.04271 162 127 27 8
1014 Come back when your hopes and dreams are dead. 1.2642 0.04501 159 127 22 10
1015 Don't worry. Court's in recess for only 5 more minutes. 1.2642 0.04228 159 124 28 7
1016 It's the long slide into middle age. 1.2642 0.04228 159 124 28 7
1017 Kid, this is the closest thing we'll ever have to a golden parachute. 1.2642 0.04228 159 124 28 7
1018 I was coming here way before it blew up on Instagram. 1.2642 0.04412 159 126 24 9
1019 You should have thought about that before you made the app. 1.2642 0.04412 159 126 24 9
1020 This line is for business class only. 1.2642 0.04133 159 123 30 6
1021 I got tired of climbing the corporate ladder 1.2642 0.03935 159 121 34 4
1022 Mr. T., can we go back to the classroom now? The recess is over. 1.2642 0.04412 159 126 24 9
1023 Lawyers first kid, the court's in recess. 1.2642 0.04228 159 124 28 7
1024 You'll understand what the word unemployment means later in life. 1.2642 0.04035 159 122 32 5
1025 Our company down-sized the Wellness Program. 1.2642 0.04133 159 123 30 6
1026 In childhood, it's about fun; in a second childhood, it's therapy. 1.2642 0.03833 159 120 36 3
1027 Beat it kid, we are working on our slide presentations 1.2642 0.04412 159 126 24 9
1028 It's great fun and you don't have to click on anything to slide down. 1.2642 0.04035 159 122 32 5
1029 The Judge said court would recess until tomorrow 1.2642 0.04228 159 124 28 7
1030 Listen kid, it's Karen's 58th and we're all gonna have a good time. 1.2642 0.04501 159 127 22 10
1031 You'll just have to wait your turn. We're learning how to play with others. 1.2642 0.04321 159 125 26 8
1032 I called in sick for this 1.2642 0.04412 159 126 24 9
1033 Hey kid, it's one last ride for the Baby boomers. 1.2642 0.04035 159 122 32 5
1034 You want your turn? Get a job. 1.2642 0.04501 159 127 22 10
1035 No cuts kid, I’m having a mid-life crisis. 1.2642 0.04133 159 123 30 6
1036 We took Facebook and now we’re coming for your slides. 1.2642 0.04228 159 124 28 7
1037 The boss told us our performance was sliding. 1.2642 0.04589 159 128 20 11
1038 Sorry kid, but we have to complete our team-building exercises. 1.2642 0.04133 159 123 30 6
1039 Take it up with the judge, we’re in recess. 1.2642 0.04228 159 124 28 7
1040 It's true... you see the same people on the way down. 1.2642 0.04321 159 125 26 8
1041 Sorry, kid. Second childhoods only. 1.2642 0.04321 159 125 26 8
1042 I'm a doctor and it's OK -- they're rediscovering their inner child. 1.2642 0.04133 159 123 30 6
1043 No, when we get to the bottom, it sort of resets itself. 1.2642 0.04321 159 125 26 8
1044 You have to have 3 credit cards to use this slide, kid. 1.2642 0.04133 159 123 30 6
1045 Look, kid, you don't have an inner 10-year old, you ARE a 10-year old. 1.2642 0.04228 159 124 28 7
1046 Get into a competitive nursery school. Score above 1500 on your SATs. Graduate from a top ten university. Make VP by thirty. And, then, and only then...you can use the big boy slide. 1.2642 0.04228 159 124 28 7
1047 Shouldn't you kids be at school? 1.2638 0.04158 163 127 29 7
1048 Some day, Son, when you are a grown up. 1.2611 0.04155 157 122 29 6
1049 Can I go just one more time? Please? 1.2611 0.04056 157 121 31 5
1050 Hey, just be glad your parents aren't swingers, Billy! 1.2611 0.04155 157 122 29 6
1051 We're practicing for the slide show after lunch. 1.2611 0.04155 157 122 29 6
1052 Just one more time, I promise?! 1.2611 0.04155 157 122 29 6
1053 Sorry, Billy. It’s Adult Slide for another eight minutes. 1.2611 0.03954 157 120 33 4
1054 The kid slide is over there, now if you'll excuse me. 1.2611 0.04155 157 122 29 6
1055 It's not recess, it's a corporate retreat. 1.2611 0.04155 157 122 29 6
1056 Sorry. This is the corporate ladder, son. 1.2611 0.04155 157 122 29 6
1057 Don't be in such a rush to grow up. 1.2611 0.04440 157 125 23 9
1058 Daddy's office is having a team-building play date, son. Someday you'll understand. 1.2611 0.03849 157 119 35 3
1059 It may look thrilling but it’s really a metaphor for our inescapable decline and demise 1.2611 0.04056 157 121 31 5
1060 Beat it, kid. This slide is for closers. 1.2600 0.04379 150 118 25 7
1061 No we didn’t do “Buttski’s” we did “King of the big slide” so piss off! 1.2597 0.04495 154 123 22 9
1062 Little people little slide. Big people big slide! Get back to the little slide, kid. 1.2597 0.04100 154 119 30 5
1063 Yup, shirt AND tie ... 1.2597 0.04202 154 120 28 6
1064 Well, since this school is in a republican district, the teachers redrew the boundaries of the school , and this slide fell into the new extension of the teacher’s lunchroom. 1.2597 0.04302 154 121 26 7
1065 Maybe when you start paying taxes. 1.2597 0.04202 154 120 28 6
1066 Mommy and Daddy like to go “whee!”. You’ll understand one day. 1.2597 0.04302 154 121 26 7
1067 We heard sliders are all the rage for lunch so we thought we would try it out. 1.2597 0.04302 154 121 26 7
1068 Just give us five more minutes. We have to get back to the confirmation hearing shortly. 1.2597 0.04495 154 123 22 9
1069 I do it for my midlife crisis because I can't afford a Corvette. 1.2597 0.04202 154 120 28 6
1070 Who do you think pays for all of this? 1.2597 0.04202 154 120 28 6
1071 Second childhood? Nope. This is still our first. 1.2597 0.04400 154 122 24 8
1072 Slide rule #1, Gen Z: whoever wax-papered it gets dibs. 1.2597 0.04202 154 120 28 6
1073 Hey, you wear long pants, you get the big slide 1.2597 0.04202 154 120 28 6
1074 Stick with me, kid, and you’ll slide right into the big leagues. 1.2597 0.04302 154 121 26 7
1075 After this we’re going to pee in the sandbox. 1.2597 0.04302 154 121 26 7
1076 When I was your age, I used that slide too" 1.2597 0.04100 154 119 30 5
1077 You wanna join our gang? 1.2597 0.04400 154 122 24 8
1078 What did you think we do on staff development day? 1.2597 0.03995 154 118 32 4
1079 It´s a lot cheaper than joining a country club. 1.2597 0.04100 154 119 30 5
1080 Sorry kid, this one’s pay to play. 1.2597 0.04400 154 122 24 8
1081 Sorry, son. Uncle Howie thinks he's 10 and you mothers says we should go along with it! 1.2597 0.04202 154 120 28 6
1082 Just be happy we're not swinging. 1.2597 0.04100 154 119 30 5
1083 No, you can’t play Golden Parachutes with us. 1.2597 0.04202 154 120 28 6
1084 This is what we adults call 'public intoxication'. 1.2597 0.04302 154 121 26 7
1085 Sorry, today is seniors day. 1.2597 0.04202 154 120 28 6
1086 It's all downhill from here. 1.2597 0.04302 154 121 26 7
1087 HR told everybody to spend more time with their children, so, yeah... 1.2597 0.04202 154 120 28 6
1088 Just shut up and elect your own President some day 1.2597 0.04302 154 121 26 7
1089 "When I said you were grounded I meant it. 1.2597 0.04100 154 119 30 5
1090 You're lucky this is all that showed up for the P.S. 89 reunion. 1.2597 0.04100 154 119 30 5
1091 Of course our law firm can help you kid, but wait until after recess. 1.2597 0.04302 154 121 26 7
1092 Ummm.. children's slide is actually behind you… 1.2597 0.04100 154 119 30 5
1093 You see, Paul, when you get to the bottom you go back to the top of the slide. 1.2597 0.04302 154 121 26 7
1094 I’m sorry, but this slide is for grown-ups whose childhood dreams have been crushed in the grim vice of remorseless reality. But don’t worry, you’ll get your turn! 1.2597 0.04495 154 123 22 9
1095 I guess happy hour has a new location. 1.2597 0.04100 154 119 30 5
1096 Sorry kid, but corporate said we needed to put together a slideshow. 1.2597 0.04302 154 121 26 7
1097 Listen, so long as we're paying the bills, mom and dad get to choose who goes on the big slide. 1.2597 0.04202 154 120 28 6
1098 How is this ‘exactly the same’ as when we started using Facebook? 1.2597 0.04495 154 123 22 9
1099 You’re right. Letting even one adult on the playground is a slippery slope. 1.2597 0.04302 154 121 26 7
1100 Last year’s retreat was in Aspen. 1.2597 0.04400 154 122 24 8
1101 It's all fun and games until your inner child loses an eye. 1.2597 0.04202 154 120 28 6
1102 We have a higher coefficient of friction. 1.2597 0.04202 154 120 28 6
1103 During recess this one is for faculty and administration only. 1.2597 0.04100 154 119 30 5
1104 " Fool, you didn't think we were going to stop at colouring books, did you?!" 1.2597 0.04495 154 123 22 9
1105 Yes, I am Billy's father, and yes, I do intend to go "zoom-zoom" 1.2597 0.04302 154 121 26 7
1106 When you grow up you’ll be able to use the adult slide too. 1.2583 0.04146 151 117 29 5
1107 When the lawyers get their break 1.2581 0.04278 155 122 26 7
1108 Back off kid. This is the parent's slide. 1.2581 0.04374 155 123 24 8
1109 Son, we're in Colorado now, get used to it 1.2568 0.04082 148 114 30 4
1110 As I say in my TED Talk, please move on to the next slide. 1.2566 0.04226 152 119 27 6
1111 Consider this training, son. Men are on their way down. 1.2550 0.04168 149 116 28 5
1112 This slide requires a prescription from a therapist. 1.2550 0.04168 149 116 28 5
1113 At the 25th reunion of the Woodmere Preschool, "It's just the way I remember it." 1.2550 0.04168 149 116 28 5
1114 Back off kid, I haven’t been this high since grade school! 1.2550 0.04168 149 116 28 5
1115 A lot of grown up behaviors have slid since the 2016 election 1.2550 0.04483 149 119 22 8
1116 I know I'm cutting in line, but I only have 20 minutes left on my lunch break. 1.2550 0.04275 149 117 26 6
1117 Son, slide yoga is part of our new corporate wellness plan. 1.2550 0.04380 149 118 24 7
1118 Cmon man, can’t you let us slide this once? 1.2550 0.04483 149 119 22 8
1119 The efficiency consultant isn't exactly thrilled, but she's going to let me slide this time. 1.2550 0.04483 149 119 22 8
1120 Never grow up son, and always follow women wearing skirts... 1.2550 0.04275 149 117 26 6
1121 Take your parent to playground day. 1.2550 0.04380 149 118 24 7
1122 That’s right, kid — the Deep State IS real . . . 1.2550 0.04168 149 116 28 5
1123 No cutting or I'll tell me. 1.2550 0.04275 149 117 26 6
1124 Taxpayers only, Kid. 1.2550 0.04380 149 118 24 7
1125 Of course the corporate world has it's ups and downs too. 1.2550 0.04275 149 117 26 6
1126 Sorry, young fella. Sign says "Must be over 5 feet and fat" 1.2550 0.04380 149 118 24 7
1127 OK, let me do it three more times, and then we'll go home - promised! 1.2550 0.04168 149 116 28 5
1128 It’s a slippery slope 1.2550 0.04483 149 119 22 8
1129 Someday, this will all be yours. 1.2550 0.04583 149 120 20 9
1130 You can have your slide back after my legal team completes this short recess. 1.2550 0.04275 149 117 26 6
1131 Because adulthood ain't working for us, okay, kid? Now, are you going to tell me how to work this thing, or not? 1.2550 0.04380 149 118 24 7
1132 Once you reach the top it's all downhill from there 1.2550 0.04483 149 119 22 8
1133 They always talk about the corporate ladder, but it's the company slide I'm interested in. 1.2550 0.04275 149 117 26 6
1134 It's all lies kid. 1.2550 0.04275 149 117 26 6
1135 Here's the scary part: we're not just adults, we're "the adults in the room." 1.2550 0.04380 149 118 24 7
1136 Don't ever grow up kid. 1.2550 0.04380 149 118 24 7
1137 It's not for you. It's triple black diamond. 1.2550 0.04275 149 117 26 6
1138 Forget it kid. We're lobbyists. We make the rules. 1.2550 0.04483 149 119 22 8
1139 No, Harold, you may NOT post this. 1.2550 0.04168 149 116 28 5
1140 This is the big butt slide. 1.2550 0.04483 149 119 22 8
1141 Could you spot for him? 1.2534 0.04434 146 116 23 7
1142 Yours is a slide. Ours is a team building, vertical stress reliever. 1.2534 0.03865 146 111 33 2
1143 "Ten more minutes? Daddy's making up for lost time! 1.2534 0.04216 146 114 27 5
1144 Hey, cut us a little slack, we all got downsized today. 1.2534 0.04326 146 115 25 6
1145 Mommies and Daddies need playtime, too. 1.2533 0.04456 150 120 22 8
1146 Sorry kid, but the judge called a recess. 1.2533 0.04354 150 119 24 7
1147 Trust me, we need this much more than you do. 1.2533 0.04144 150 117 28 5
1148 What you call a slide,we call cheap team building. 1.2533 0.04034 150 116 30 4
1149 It is our Senate recess. You will understand when you are old enough to vote. 1.2533 0.04456 150 120 22 8
1150 Fuck you kid. 1.2533 0.04841 150 124 14 12
1151 We're supposed to be at work, but the boss is letting us slide. 1.2533 0.04456 150 120 22 8
1152 Fun? No, it’s research. 1.2533 0.04555 150 121 20 9
1153 Son, grow up 1.2533 0.04456 150 120 22 8
1154 Hey kid, after 19 years at Toys R Us, we get a turn! 1.2533 0.04144 150 117 28 5
1155 No, we didn’t get more school funding or a pay raise, but we’re now allowed fifteen minutes of recess. 1.2533 0.04250 150 118 26 6
1156 This ladder is executives only - come back when you've got more experience. 1.2533 0.04034 150 116 30 4
1157 And if you have a problem with it Billy, my inner child will take your lunch money too. 1.2517 0.03903 143 109 32 2
1158 Sorry kid, this is the new flight evacuation trainer for Cheepo Air and by the way the see-saw is off limits for turbulence training. 1.2517 0.04300 147 116 25 6
1159 Don't worry, court is only in recess for another five minutes." 1.2517 0.04190 147 115 27 5
1160 Your day will come, kid. 1.2517 0.04614 147 119 19 9
1161 Casual Friday. Why do you ask? 1.2517 0.04300 147 116 25 6
1162 'No Johnny, Devils' Triangle is a different game. 1.2517 0.04190 147 115 27 5
1163 Sorry kid, you need at least two years of experience for this position. 1.2517 0.04512 147 118 21 8
1164 This slide is adults only as part of a new, corporate-subsidized emotional wellbeing initiative—and because it has a 500-pound capacity. 1.2517 0.04407 147 117 23 7
1165 Once you’ve really made it you can move on up to the East Slide. 1.2517 0.04078 147 114 29 4
1166 It’s a metaphor for life, but the descent is more enjoyable. 1.2517 0.04407 147 117 23 7
1167 Age before youth, Buddy. 1.2517 0.04512 147 118 21 8
1168 Being Grown Up doesn't mean your an Adult 1.2517 0.04300 147 116 25 6
1169 I see London, I see France... 1.2517 0.04300 147 116 25 6
1170 It's a sliding scale. 1.2517 0.04078 147 114 29 4
1171 We like to swing, too. 1.2517 0.04300 147 116 25 6
1172 Always remember, it's never to late to tap into your inner ridiculousness 1.2517 0.04512 147 118 21 8
1173 No, that one is for playing on, this one is a metaphor for life's upward struggle that ends in a rapid descent into senescence and death. 1.2517 0.04512 147 118 21 8
1174 Mommy and I call this “Daddy’s last bucket list item.” 1.2517 0.04078 147 114 29 4
1175 Too bad....it was YOUR idea of “take your parents to the playground” day. 1.2517 0.03962 147 113 31 3
1176 I learned it from watching you. 1.2517 0.04300 147 116 25 6
1177 You get 30 minutes for recess? Our boss only gives us 20. 1.2517 0.03962 147 113 31 3
1178 It may be cold comfort in this chaotic era, but Americans should know that there are adults in the room. 1.2517 0.04512 147 118 21 8
1179 Run along, kid. This is the slide of broken dreams. See you in 30 years. 1.2517 0.04190 147 115 27 5
1180 Go play in the street, kid. 1.2517 0.04078 147 114 29 4
1181 Sorry kid, this slide is reserved for our company's wellness program enrollees. 1.2517 0.04407 147 117 23 7
1182 You don't complain when we play "Chutes and Ladders" together at home. 1.2517 0.04300 147 116 25 6
1183 It's not the size of the slide, it's the number of bureaucratic obstacles we overcame that makes it so fun. 1.2517 0.04429 151 121 22 8
1184 I'll be glad when the power's back on 1.2517 0.04119 151 118 28 5
1185 The judge ordered the courtroom to take a recess. 1.2517 0.04225 151 119 26 6
1186 That's right, junior, the big slide is for people who have no shame. 1.2500 0.04381 148 118 23 7
1187 Beat it, kid. We're checking this out for the President. 1.2500 0.04586 148 120 19 9
1188 The judge said we're in recess, so... 1.2500 0.04274 148 117 25 6
1189 Welcome to the real world 1.2500 0.04274 148 117 25 6
1190 He's assessing the risk. 1.2500 0.03939 148 114 31 3
1191 No cuts. No butts. No coconuts. 1.2500 0.04381 148 118 23 7
1192 Wait ‘till you see our merry-go-round. 1.2500 0.04274 148 117 25 6
1193 Stop telling me what to do. You're not my real son and you never will be 1.2500 0.04166 148 116 27 5
1194 He said "whee", not "wee". 1.2483 0.04748 145 119 16 10
1195 After we’re done learning how to use the slide, we’ll discuss proper sandbox etiquette. 1.2483 0.04213 145 114 26 5
1196 Life starts to go downhill after the age of twenty-one. 1.2483 0.04435 145 116 22 7
1197 Yeah, I don’t think so. 1.2483 0.04435 145 116 22 7
1198 If you have to pee just hold it, it's almost my turn to go down the slide! 1.2483 0.03979 145 112 30 3
1199 No, Brian, this one is for disillusioned GROWN-UPS 1.2483 0.04435 145 116 22 7
1200 We've been ordered to review the "customer experience". Our new principal has a business background. 1.2483 0.04325 145 115 24 6
1201 After that hearing, we need this. 1.2483 0.04541 145 117 20 8
1202 Leveraged buyout. Live with it. 1.2483 0.04213 145 114 26 5
1203 No son, she's a feminist-you can't help her down the slide. 1.2483 0.04748 145 119 16 10
1204 Its a Millennial Thing 1.2483 0.04213 145 114 26 5
1205 I don’t care who your dad is, you’ll wait in line like the rest of us. 1.2483 0.04325 145 115 24 6
1206 You don't understand, we really need this right now. 1.2483 0.04541 145 117 20 8
1207 Go back to your own corporate ladder. 1.2483 0.04325 145 115 24 6
1208 I'm not gonna lie to you, working for a company that builds playgrounds has its benefits. 1.2483 0.04435 145 116 22 7
1209 We'd thought that we would try this first before buying a couple of Harley's" 1.2483 0.04435 145 116 22 7
1210 When you grow up and assume power just because you can, then you'll be able to monopolize the big slide. 1.2483 0.04098 145 113 28 4
1211 We’re doing research for Consumer Reports kid , so get in line! 1.2483 0.04435 145 116 22 7
1212 We're Congress in recess -- the president kicked us out of the sandbox. 1.2483 0.04213 145 114 26 5
1213 Sorry kid, this is the existential crisis only slide. 1.2483 0.04435 145 116 22 7
1214 Act your age. Go do a start-up. 1.2478 0.05411 113 93 12 8
1215 I'm sorry kiddo, the grownups just need a little recess from the real world. 1.2466 0.04188 146 115 26 5
1216 You have to be drunk for this one. 1.2466 0.04073 146 114 28 4
1217 Jimmy, did you get the dinner started? 1.2466 0.04073 146 114 28 4
1218 We don't drink, so this is our Happy Hour. 1.2466 0.04188 146 115 26 5
1219 Listen kid, this slides all about mid life crisis's, menopause and little blue pills! 1.2466 0.04299 146 116 24 6
1220 You don't pay taxes, that is what the little slide is for. 1.2466 0.04299 146 116 24 6
1221 This is NOT what '#Me too' means. 1.2466 0.04188 146 115 26 5
1222 Would you rather Daddy resume his love affair with scotch whiskey and Mrs Henderson, not necessarily in that order? 1.2466 0.04407 146 117 22 7
1223 You’re not stressed. 1.2466 0.04299 146 116 24 6
1224 This is the playground for adults when the Prozac has run out. 1.2466 0.04299 146 116 24 6
1225 Can we have jello after? 1.2466 0.04407 146 117 22 7
1226 Big slide....Big people. 1.2466 0.04299 146 116 24 6
1227 Shouldn't you be at school right now? 1.2466 0.04299 146 116 24 6
1228 It’s called “a second childhood”. ‘ 1.2466 0.04407 146 117 22 7
1229 Relax, kid. This is just a metaphor for the joy we Democrats are feeling during the Kavanaugh inquisition. 1.2466 0.04188 146 115 26 5
1230 Why would you ask THAT? 1.2466 0.04407 146 117 22 7
1231 The slide's behind you. This is a metaphor. 1.2466 0.04617 146 119 18 9
1232 Yes...this is what mommy was referring to when she talked about a "menage a trois." 1.2466 0.04407 146 117 22 7
1233 The President sent us here on a recess appointment. 1.2466 0.04188 146 115 26 5
1234 What's it look like, kid? We are sliding into middle age and throwing our dignity out the window! 1.2466 0.04188 146 115 26 5
1235 Our butts no longer fit on the seasaw! 1.2466 0.04617 146 119 18 9
1236 Principal Jordan, will I be breaking any rules if I do my homework? 1.2466 0.04407 146 117 22 7
1237 You can't' just be unhappy. It only works if you're unhappy and over thirty. 1.2466 0.03956 146 113 30 3
1238 Of course I feel like a kid... after a couple of drinks. 1.2466 0.04407 146 117 22 7
1239 We are making this playground great again! 1.2466 0.04188 146 115 26 5
1240 So sue me. 1.2466 0.04299 146 116 24 6
1241 It’s not appropriate to call it the slide for old, fat people. 1.2466 0.04188 146 115 26 5
1242 No son of mine asks for frontsies. 1.2465 0.04378 142 113 23 6
1243 Yeah! Sue me. 1.2465 0.04262 142 112 25 5
1244 It takes 10,000 hours to master a skill. 1.2465 0.04262 142 112 25 5
1245 Please can I show you how to do it just one more time? 1.2465 0.04021 142 110 29 3
1246 Your allowance in advance? Waddaya mean just in case? 1.2465 0.04262 142 112 25 5
1247 Co-opting our playground is one thing, appropriating our childhood is another... 1.2465 0.04490 142 114 21 7
1248 Someday, when you feel the cold grey hand of mortality grip your innards, you'll understand why dignity is something to be exchanged for one brief moment of childlike wonder. 1.2465 0.04262 142 112 25 5
1249 Humor them. My parents are idiots. 1.2465 0.04262 142 112 25 5
1250 Sorry, kid. No work, no play. 1.2465 0.04262 142 112 25 5
1251 Sorry kid, we just really need to take a break from politics. 1.2465 0.04262 142 112 25 5
1252 Is this safe? 1.2465 0.04915 142 118 13 11
1253 Believe me, I need it more than you 1.2465 0.04262 142 112 25 5
1254 Get back to me in 30 years. 1.2465 0.04262 142 112 25 5
1255 Tell Mommy that Daddy is going to be late getting home from work.” 1.2465 0.04262 142 112 25 5
1256 Growing up doesn't mean acting like a grown up. 1.2465 0.04600 142 115 19 8
1257 It’s simple. No pants - no slides. 1.2465 0.04490 142 114 21 7
1258 We're trying to enjoy downward mobility. 1.2465 0.04143 142 111 27 4
1259 Tell mom I'm climbing the ladder. 1.2465 0.04378 142 113 23 6
1260 Son, this is the Republicans' slide. That one for Democrats, immigants, and kids. 1.2465 0.04490 142 114 21 7
1261 You got time, kid, it's your first childhood. 1.2465 0.04262 142 112 25 5
1262 It's not just kids who have their ups and downs. 1.2465 0.04378 142 113 23 6
1263 Letting you onto the adult slide could be a slippery slope. 1.2465 0.04021 142 110 29 3
1264 Some idiot in HR thought this would be a good team-building exercise. 1.2465 0.04262 142 112 25 5
1265 Sorry pal you need an AARP card for this one. 1.2465 0.04021 142 110 29 3
1266 The minimum age requirement for this slide is 35 years old 1.2465 0.04490 142 114 21 7
1267 This is how I did it when I was your age. 1.2465 0.04490 142 114 21 7
1268 It's bring your parents to the playground day. 1.2465 0.04262 142 112 25 5
1269 You can try this one when your morals start slipping. It looks like more fun than it is. 1.2465 0.04490 142 114 21 7
1270 Lesson number one for career advice: do what you love. 1.2465 0.04262 142 112 25 5
1271 Sorry, kid. It's a hostile takeover. 1.2465 0.04378 142 113 23 6
1272 I”m sorry son, this slide is for executives only” 1.2465 0.04262 142 112 25 5
1273 Run along Timmy. Daddy has work to do. 1.2465 0.04021 142 110 29 3
1274 This is not the think big I was talking about." 1.2465 0.04378 142 113 23 6
1275 40 is the new 4, kid. 1.2465 0.04490 142 114 21 7
1276 My playground, my rules. 1.2465 0.04490 142 114 21 7
1277 We’re trying to bring back irrational exuberance. 1.2465 0.04378 142 113 23 6
1278 No MBA, no big slide. 1.2465 0.04490 142 114 21 7
1279 Just let me have one more go then I'll take you to school 1.2465 0.04378 142 113 23 6
1280 If my taxes are paying for it, it's mine, got it? 1.2465 0.04490 142 114 21 7
1281 You are a 47-year-old accounts receivable clerk from Akron, Ohio, and this is a recurring anxiety dream. 1.2465 0.04490 142 114 21 7
1282 Don't make your Mother and I regret buying you these slides. 1.2465 0.04490 142 114 21 7
1283 This is the big kids slide. Your slide is over there. 1.2465 0.04143 142 111 27 4
1284 Trust me kid, we know a lawsuit when we see one. 1.2465 0.04378 142 113 23 6
1285 It'll be your turn in sixty years, kid. 1.2465 0.04143 142 111 27 4
1286 Beat it kid! We're playing CORPORATE Chutes and Ladders. 1.2465 0.04490 142 114 21 7
1287 "This is your first lesson in diversity and inclusiveness." 1.2465 0.04262 142 112 25 5
1288 We’re presidential advisors. . . give us a break, will ya? 1.2465 0.04600 142 115 19 8
1289 It's a contest to see who goes down the slowest. 1.2465 0.04143 142 111 27 4
1290 Why, when I was your age . . . 1.2465 0.04378 142 113 23 6
1291 They're in training for the next financial crisis. 1.2465 0.04143 142 111 27 4
1292 It's the corporate slide, kid 1.2465 0.04262 142 112 25 5
1293 Before cellphones Jimmy, this was about as upskirt as you could get. 1.2465 0.04490 142 114 21 7
1294 Hey Mister...No Trump Cuts. 1.2448 0.04462 143 115 21 7
1295 Size matters, kid. 1.2448 0.04236 143 113 25 5
1296 Wait until you see the bannister. 1.2448 0.04462 143 115 21 7
1297 My Dad says it’s all downhill after 50. 1.2448 0.04351 143 114 23 6
1298 Sorry, kid. Mid-life crises only on the big slide. 1.2448 0.03997 143 111 29 3
1299 The court case is in recess. 1.2448 0.04236 143 113 25 5
1300 I wish I could tell you when we'd be done, but we're on tenure. 1.2448 0.04118 143 112 27 4
1301 You wouldn't understand since its not on your iPhone. 1.2448 0.04236 143 113 25 5
1302 You know the nearer your destination The more you're slip slidin' away! 1.2448 0.04571 143 116 19 8
1303 Sorry kid, This is only for IT professionals. 1.2448 0.04118 143 112 27 4
1304 The fuck you want? 1.2448 0.04571 143 116 19 8
1305 Sorry, kid. It's an executive therapy slide only. 1.2448 0.04462 143 115 21 7
1306 They say this is the only free ride we get. 1.2444 0.04135 135 105 27 3
1307 You can use this slide once you pay your own taxes. 1.2444 0.04267 135 106 25 4
1308 When you get a nice severance package, that's when! 1.2429 0.04286 140 111 24 5
1309 I have my mother's permission. 1.2429 0.04286 140 111 24 5
1310 We're performing an audit on the slide. 1.2429 0.04519 140 113 20 7
1311 Because it's here. 1.2429 0.04631 140 114 18 8
1312 Thanks to the school district's budget cuts, this slide is now being used as the teacher's Health & Wellness Program. 1.2429 0.04519 140 113 20 7
1313 My wife wanted us to be swingers, but I'm more comfortable as a slider. 1.2429 0.04404 140 112 22 6
1314 wait your turn kid,it took us 30years to admit to our "deprived childhood". 1.2429 0.04039 140 109 28 3
1315 We get the big slide 'cus these are the Trump years and I can kick your seven-year-old ass, okay? 1.2429 0.04631 140 114 18 8
1316 Right: same toys, only bigger. 1.2429 0.04286 140 111 24 5
1317 You’ll always be chasing your first slide, kid. 1.2429 0.04631 140 114 18 8
1318 The judge said court would recess until tomorrow morning. 1.2429 0.04404 140 112 22 6
1319 Beat it kid, the slide is only for second childhoods. 1.2429 0.04519 140 113 20 7
1320 Get to work paying into our social security. 1.2429 0.04404 140 112 22 6
1321 You’ll need to pay for a share - this is a corporate ladder. 1.2429 0.04741 140 115 16 9
1322 There’s a height requirement son. I don’t make the rules. 1.2429 0.04286 140 111 24 5
1323 We replaced Casual Friday with Playful Friday. 1.2429 0.04039 140 109 28 3
1324 Talk to me in forty years when you get three weeks of PTO. 1.2429 0.04404 140 112 22 6
1325 We are prepaing for the expcted slide in the stock market 1.2429 0.04286 140 111 24 5
1326 In another 40 years, you can go first. 1.2429 0.04519 140 113 20 7
1327 Sorry kid, you need to be a little bit taller and a lot more desperate. 1.2429 0.04164 140 110 26 4
1328 Get behind her and push. I have to that with your mother,too. 1.2429 0.04404 140 112 22 6
1329 Cry to your own dad, kid. We were here first. 1.2426 0.03690 136 103 33 0
1330 Sorry, son. You must be in your mid-life crisis or older to try this ride. 1.2411 0.04014 141 110 28 3
1331 Dad, can we leave? 1.2409 0.04337 137 109 23 5
1332 Sorry kid, this one’s taxpayers-only. 1.2409 0.04459 137 110 21 6
1333 Adulting is hard. We need this more than you do. 1.2409 0.04337 137 109 23 5
1334 More problems more slide 1.2391 0.04430 138 111 21 6
1335 Adult privilege, champ! 1.2391 0.04185 138 109 25 4
1336 Did you call in sick too? 1.2391 0.03924 138 107 29 2
1337 It's Take Your Parent to Playground Day! 1.2391 0.04548 138 112 19 7
1338 Adults have bigger ups and downs. 1.2391 0.04548 138 112 19 7
1339 Oh yeah? Well if my dad were alive he could totally beat up your dad. 1.2391 0.04663 138 113 17 8
1340 No, this is a class about investing" 1.2388 0.04391 134 107 22 5
1341 This is way more fun than climbing the corporate ladder! 1.2370 0.03963 135 105 28 2
1342 Sorry. Adult-children only. 1.2370 0.04233 135 107 24 4
1343 And just remember, son--stocks can go up as well as down! 1.2370 0.04362 135 108 22 5
1344 Go pound sand! 1.2370 0.04842 135 112 14 9
1345 This is a slippery slope, son. Once you go down, there's no coming back up. 1.2370 0.04362 135 108 22 5
1346 Remember, in life it's never too late. 1.2370 0.04608 135 110 18 7
1347 When you have an inner child, you will understand. 1.2370 0.04233 135 107 24 4
1348 When you become a CFO you can ride the big slide too, kid. 1.2370 0.04100 135 106 26 3
1349 Sorry, kiddo, this one’s reserved for those whose spirits have been crushed by a relentlessly cynical world. 1.2370 0.04608 135 110 18 7
1350 It'ss a three slide presentation, kid. 1.2370 0.04233 135 107 24 4
1351 Go use your own slide... this is reserved for the City Council. 1.2370 0.04233 135 107 24 4
1352 Trust me, kid--being a grown-up isn't as fun as it looks. 1.2370 0.04100 135 106 26 3
1353 I'm not looking up her skirt son. 1.2370 0.04727 135 111 16 8
1354 Sure, once you find a necktie to put on. 1.2370 0.04362 135 108 22 5
1355 Back off, buddy. This one requires a mid-life crisis. 1.2370 0.04233 135 107 24 4
1356 You millennials need to grow up! 1.2370 0.04608 135 110 18 7
1357 This is quality time - for the adults. 1.2370 0.04487 135 109 20 6
1358 Sorry kid, this slide is for the gainfully employed 1.2370 0.04487 135 109 20 6
1359 You'll understand when you're older. 1.2370 0.04487 135 109 20 6
1360 Hey kid, when you had the week we had, you’ll understand why we need this. 1.2370 0.04362 135 108 22 5
1361 Don't hop on landing 1.2370 0.04487 135 109 20 6
1362 At your age, I only had a filthy rubber tire swing, and a stick for a horse. So , yes, I’ll take the risk! 1.2370 0.04233 135 107 24 4
1363 On this one, men need to wear a tie. 1.2370 0.04233 135 107 24 4
1364 Listen kid, choose a job you love, and you'll never work a day in your life. 1.2370 0.04487 135 109 20 6
1365 Use the other one kid, this is the ladder of success. 1.2370 0.04362 135 108 22 5
1366 Let me show you how I medaled at Sochi! 1.2366 0.04446 131 105 21 5
1367 The end is near. 1.2366 0.04174 131 103 25 3
1368 One day, you’ll be able to climb the corporate ladder too. 1.2348 0.04283 132 105 23 4
1369 20s are the new 10s; get used to it. 1.2348 0.04416 132 106 21 5
1370 Note to my younger self: Have fun while you can. 1.2348 0.04545 132 107 19 6
1371 I paid for this thing, kid. I go first. 1.2348 0.04416 132 106 21 5
1372 It's like our economic forecast, but more fun. 1.2348 0.04416 132 106 21 5
1373 This is OUR metaphor for the grueling climb up the employment hierarchy and sudden free fall into obsolescence of corporate culture, and stay off the adult mood swings, too.” 1.2348 0.04283 132 105 23 4
1374 We need this more than you do honey. 1.2348 0.04283 132 105 23 4
1375 We’re a new political party called “WEEEEEEEEEE! the People” 1.2348 0.04416 132 106 21 5
1376 Sorry, kid. Only for those in their second childhood. 1.2348 0.04545 132 107 19 6
1377 Think of it as a metaphor for life, kid.... 1.2348 0.04416 132 106 21 5
1378 This slide is for inner children only. Yours is over there. 1.2348 0.04416 132 106 21 5
1379 Hey, grow up, would ya? 1.2348 0.04146 132 104 25 3
1380 This is our recess, too, you know. 1.2348 0.04416 132 106 21 5
1381 It's called regression therapy. You won't need it for about twenty years. 1.2348 0.04545 132 107 19 6
1382 Go away, kid. It’s happy hour. 1.2331 0.04254 133 106 23 4
1383 It's a perk of the gig economy. 1.2331 0.04386 133 107 21 5
1384 It's just like the economy." 1.2331 0.04760 133 110 15 8
1385 It's a new economic theory. The fun we're having will eventually slide down to you. 1.2331 0.04514 133 108 19 6
1386 Well, son, a person's a person no matter how tall. 1.2331 0.04386 133 107 21 5
1387 Cool it, kid. My tax dollars pay for this. 1.2326 0.04472 129 104 20 5
1388 Sorry kid, it's company mandated. 1.2313 0.04357 134 108 21 5
1389 Welcome to the “BIG” slippery slope. 1.2313 0.04484 134 109 19 6
1390 Sorry, sonny, this is only for second childhoods! 1.2313 0.04357 134 108 21 5
1391 Practice, practice, practice 1.2313 0.04091 134 106 25 3
1392 Stop staring. That’s not what ‘parental supervision’ means. 1.2313 0.04357 134 108 21 5
1393 No. Sorry. This one is for home based consultants. 1.2313 0.04607 134 110 17 7
1394 Did your taxes pay for the playground? No? I didn't think so. 1.2313 0.03952 134 105 27 2
1395 Adults are just kids with much better toys 1.2313 0.04226 134 107 23 4
1396 As kindergarten teachers, this is the only real work experience that we can get. 1.2313 0.04091 134 106 25 3
1397 Why? This is a therapy group for recovering workaholics. 1.2308 0.04573 130 106 18 6
1398 Don't let them fool you. THIS is the ladder of success. 1.2308 0.04702 130 107 16 7
1399 This playground does not tolerate ageism. 1.2308 0.04702 130 107 16 7
1400 No, its our lunch break. 1.2308 0.04164 130 103 24 3
1401 Do *your* taxes pay for this park? 1.2308 0.04305 130 104 22 4
1402 This is our metaphor, kid, go find your own. 1.2308 0.04305 130 104 22 4
1403 Age before, well, whatever. 1.2308 0.04441 130 105 20 5
1404 Sorry kid, but on Fridays this slide is school staff only. 1.2308 0.04305 130 104 22 4
1405 I suppose I am grounding you, in a way. 1.2308 0.04827 130 108 14 8
1406 Your millennial moment has passed. You’re not that special. Get in line. 1.2308 0.04305 130 104 22 4
1407 Just because she's a girl it doesn't mean the slide is not challenging. 1.2308 0.04164 130 103 24 3
1408 I also prefer this to bring your child to work day. 1.2308 0.04573 130 106 18 6
1409 Is your office park hiring? 1.2308 0.04441 130 105 20 5
1410 We won’t be long. Our office slide is in the shop. 1.2308 0.04164 130 103 24 3
1411 This is the daddy and mommy slide. 1.2308 0.04441 130 105 20 5
1412 This one’s for the age of senescence. That one’s for the age of innocence. 1.2308 0.04441 130 105 20 5
1413 Someday this will all make sense, Danny. 1.2308 0.04164 130 103 24 3
1414 Kid let me you once you go down the slippery slope there is no going back. 1.2308 0.04702 130 107 16 7
1415 There was a turf war, Andy. And the grown-ups won the funnest slide. Stop bellyaching; it's playground rules. 1.2308 0.04305 130 104 22 4
1416 Better late than never 1.2308 0.04441 130 105 20 5
1417 Son, it's called graded exposure. Another few months of therapy, and I'll be ready to take you on that roller coaster. 1.2308 0.04305 130 104 22 4
1418 I call it playground therapy. The wife sees her husband acting lik "The judge told us to take a ten-minute recess." 1.2308 0.04164 130 103 24 3
1419 Yes, I heard you say you wanted large sliders and fries. 1.2308 0.04702 130 107 16 7
1420 Scram! This is a company character building retreat. 1.2308 0.04305 130 104 22 4
1421 So, what? It is cheaper than the therapy. 1.2308 0.04702 130 107 16 7
1422 Our inner children need some time off-screen. 1.2308 0.04018 130 102 26 2
1423 This one's too big for your britches" 1.2308 0.04827 130 108 14 8
1424 When I was your age I’d probably sneak a peek—but in today’s environment... 1.2308 0.04827 130 108 14 8
1425 No, Bobby. You need to grow at least two feet more and then drink at least three martinis before you can use the big kids slide. 1.2308 0.04305 130 104 22 4
1426 This slide is reserved for fearless, adventurous adults. 1.2308 0.04573 130 106 18 6
1427 Climb the ladder, don’t touch the girl, and you’ll be fine. 1.2308 0.04702 130 107 16 7
1428 Can we go home now? 1.2308 0.04702 130 107 16 7
1429 The boss told us to practice with the new slides, but I can't quite see how this relates to our annual financial overview presentation 1.2308 0.04573 130 106 18 6
1430 You'll understand after you have ten years at the same job. 1.2308 0.04573 130 106 18 6
1431 One more time...This will really help me connect with Millennials at work." 1.2308 0.04305 130 104 22 4
1432 We need this more than you do right now. 1.2308 0.04164 130 103 24 3
1433 You'll have to use the other one;this one is reserved for the Judiciary Committee party. 1.2308 0.04573 130 106 18 6
1434 You heard about the adult only swimming pool? Well this is the adult only slide! 1.2308 0.04441 130 105 20 5
1435 Sorry son, the internet is down. 1.2308 0.04164 130 103 24 3
1436 We identify as children...but only at lunchtime...and only on sunny days. 1.2308 0.04305 130 104 22 4
1437 Adult Privilege 1.2308 0.04702 130 107 16 7
1438 We're reliving the Me Decade. 1.2308 0.04305 130 104 22 4
1439 Wait until the congressional recess is over, kid. 1.2308 0.04018 130 102 26 2
1440 Not until you understand what "metaphor for life" means. 1.2308 0.04441 130 105 20 5
1441 We’ve gone back to try to get our kindergarten equivalency diploma. 1.2308 0.04441 130 105 20 5
1442 Don't worry our lunch hour ends in 5. 1.2308 0.04164 130 103 24 3
1443 Sorry Ski, only three can play 'Devil's Triangle'. 1.2308 0.04702 130 107 16 7
1444 Come back after the midterms. 1.2308 0.04441 130 105 20 5
1445 You have to make a recess appointment. 1.2308 0.04702 130 107 16 7
1446 Listen Junior, I BOUGHT THE SLIDE, SO IM RIDING THE SLIDE! 1.2308 0.04305 130 104 22 4
1447 Sliding into the weekend. 1.2308 0.04441 130 105 20 5
1448 No, your 'inner adult' can't use the big people's slide. 1.2308 0.04441 130 105 20 5
1449 Youth is relative 1.2308 0.04164 130 103 24 3
1450 Hey kiddo! Why aren’t you at school? 1.2308 0.04827 130 108 14 8
1451 Watch this, kid. It could be you someday! 1.2308 0.04305 130 104 22 4
1452 Today is casual Friday. 1.2308 0.04573 130 106 18 6
1453 Didn't your parents teach you to share? 1.2308 0.04018 130 102 26 2
1454 Trust me, young man. It's all downhill from here. 1.2308 0.04573 130 106 18 6
1455 HOSTILE TAKEOVER "Scram, kid. It's a corporate park now." 1.2308 0.04441 130 105 20 5
1456 Not now, Son, I'm very busy. 1.2308 0.04018 130 102 26 2
1457 Mr. Smith, Mrs Blake and I are illustrating the principles of inertia, friction and gravety to the third graders. 1.2308 0.04018 130 102 26 2
1458 There are so few benefits to seniority these days. 1.2308 0.04164 130 103 24 3
1459 Administration slide only 1.2308 0.04441 130 105 20 5
1460 My favorite part of Career Day is recess. 1.2308 0.04441 130 105 20 5
1461 Only after you do your homework and sign the products liability release. 1.2308 0.04441 130 105 20 5
1462 We teachers also like to celebrate Spring break. 1.2308 0.04441 130 105 20 5
1463 We are NASA gravity and friction experts on lunch break. 1.2308 0.04702 130 107 16 7
1464 When you're an adult, its a "work retreat". 1.2308 0.04164 130 103 24 3
1465 You’re adopted. 1.2308 0.04441 130 105 20 5
1466 You promise you'll catch me at the bottom? 1.2308 0.04573 130 106 18 6
1467 If the judge didn't want us to leave the building then he shouldn't have declared court in recess 1.2308 0.03867 130 101 28 1
1468 Some people just never grow up. 1.2308 0.04018 130 102 26 2
1469 Go slide over there kid. This one’s for the inner child. 1.2308 0.04305 130 104 22 4
1470 Isn’t there a screen around somewhere that you should be gazing in to? 1.2308 0.04702 130 107 16 7
1471 You're a kid, think about it. 1.2308 0.04164 130 103 24 3
1472 Eventually it will grow kid, you can’t rush a mustache 1.2308 0.04441 130 105 20 5
1473 After this, we do the swings, then the board meeting adjourns. 1.2308 0.04441 130 105 20 5
1474 The lesson is that as you get older you assume responsibilities You don't really grow up. 1.2308 0.04573 130 106 18 6
1475 You can play by the rules or just go with it! 1.2308 0.04164 130 103 24 3
1476 Don't worry, kid. The bouncy castle hurts our sciatica. 1.2308 0.04441 130 105 20 5
1477 We're with the Department of Education - we don't care about your state and local cutsies regulations. 1.2308 0.04702 130 107 16 7
1478 Like I tell the defendants- I will not let you slide. 1.2308 0.04164 130 103 24 3
1479 Youth is wasted on the young 1.2308 0.04018 130 102 26 2
1480 Tough. 1.2308 0.04573 130 106 18 6
1481 Take your unemployed parents to work day! 1.2308 0.04573 130 106 18 6
1482 Go play with your bluetooth-enabled toys kid and let the pros show you how it's done. 1.2308 0.04441 130 105 20 5
1483 Believe me, I'd still be on the kid's slide if I could. 1.2308 0.04441 130 105 20 5
1484 I am getting in touch with my inner kid, kid! 1.2308 0.04305 130 104 22 4
1485 Go back to the car and grab the selfie stick, will ya? 1.2308 0.04305 130 104 22 4
1486 What happens in the playground. Stays in the playground. 1.2308 0.04573 130 106 18 6
1487 It's a metaphor kid. Middle management, upper management, and severance pay. 1.2308 0.04573 130 106 18 6
1488 Our office is trying to cut costs on the company retreat this year 1.2308 0.04018 130 102 26 2
1489 For you, it's just fun; for us it's a metaphor. You spend your life climbing to the top, then it's all downhill from there. 1.2308 0.04573 130 106 18 6
1490 Son, life'll lift you up just to let you down. 1.2308 0.04441 130 105 20 5
1491 It’s not your turn, Jimmy. Grow up!” 1.2308 0.04441 130 105 20 5
1492 Donald, when you grow up, you can look up women's skirts too - just like Daddy.... 1.2308 0.04441 130 105 20 5
1493 Not everything your boss tells you to do makes sense, but it all affects your bonus. 1.2308 0.04305 130 104 22 4
1494 Sorry, kid. You must be this stressed to ride. 1.2308 0.04441 130 105 20 5
1495 Wait your turn kid, we've discovered our inner child! 1.2308 0.04018 130 102 26 2
1496 You get the sandbox and the little slide - this big one has a business dress code requirement. 1.2308 0.04018 130 102 26 2
1497 I know it's time to go home son but Daddy hasn't hit the sandbox yet! 1.2308 0.04441 130 105 20 5
1498 No grown-ups don't have all the fun, but they have bigger fun 1.2308 0.04164 130 103 24 3
1499 Oh just grow up! 1.2308 0.04018 130 102 26 2
1500 No, I won't use my inside voice! 1.2308 0.04441 130 105 20 5
1501 Climbing the ladder of success may seem elementary Son, but really the ride to the bottom is no laughing matter. 1.2308 0.04441 130 105 20 5
1502 I had my first slide when I was your age, and I wish I'd never started. 1.2308 0.04305 130 104 22 4
1503 When you grow-up you'll undersatand, kid!" 1.2308 0.04164 130 103 24 3
1504 What's the eight character or more password? 1.2308 0.04441 130 105 20 5
1505 Wait your fucking turn, Jeffery. 1.2308 0.04573 130 106 18 6
1506 It really is all downhill from here, kid. 1.2308 0.04018 130 102 26 2
1507 Just five more minutes! Please?! 1.2308 0.04164 130 103 24 3
1508 Teaching has a new productivity initiative to integrate play at work. 1.2308 0.04305 130 104 22 4
1509 You're too damned young. Come back when you're old enough to wear long pants. 1.2308 0.04164 130 103 24 3
1510 Isn't this more fun than playing those stupid video games? 1.2308 0.04441 130 105 20 5
1511 Mr. Atkinson, this isn't what I had in mind when you wrote 'slideshow' in the syllabus. 1.2308 0.04573 130 106 18 6
1512 Tell our HR department to bring back the foosball table! 1.2308 0.04164 130 103 24 3
1513 It's the latest Vertical Reality device." 1.2308 0.04441 130 105 20 5
1514 We work easy, we play easy 1.2308 0.04827 130 108 14 8
1515 Recess was our best life experience. 1.2308 0.04441 130 105 20 5
1516 Beat it kid. This slide is for the weeeeee! generation. 1.2308 0.04573 130 106 18 6
1517 You can go after the adults have tested the slide for safety. 1.2308 0.04018 130 102 26 2
1518 It's easy. You just climb ambitiously to the top, realize how terribly alone you are, and then it's all downhill from there. 1.2308 0.04305 130 104 22 4
1519 Yes, but my inner child can crush your outer bully. 1.2308 0.04441 130 105 20 5
1520 You’ll understand when you’re older, son. 1.2308 0.04305 130 104 22 4
1521 With rayon workwear you can reduce your coefficient of static friction down to nearly zero. 1.2308 0.04164 130 103 24 3
1522 It’s part of our new # Weeeeeeee too movement 1.2308 0.04164 130 103 24 3
1523 And next we're going to go home and color, no kids allowed. 1.2308 0.04305 130 104 22 4
1524 Find your own safe space, Timmy. 1.2308 0.04573 130 106 18 6
1525 A hostile takeover? You can't be serious. 1.2308 0.04441 130 105 20 5
1526 When you have your own place to live, a career, a family, and a respectable credit rating, then you can ride the grown-up slide. 1.2308 0.04164 130 103 24 3
1527 You’ll thank me when you’re my age. 1.2308 0.04573 130 106 18 6
1528 Excuse me mister, is life really all downhill from here? 1.2308 0.04573 130 106 18 6
1529 We're team-building to rediscover our inner child. 1.2308 0.04164 130 103 24 3
1530 When can I go on the big slide?" "When you've had at least​ 3 major breakdowns and 5 midlife​ crises.​" 1.2308 0.04305 130 104 22 4
1531 Get out while you can, kid. 1.2308 0.04441 130 105 20 5
1532 To get along better with coworkers, we're learning to let go, let a thing or two slide, and stop taking every directive so literally. 1.2308 0.04441 130 105 20 5
1533 We call it a "slide" not a play structure. 1.2308 0.04573 130 106 18 6
1534 We'll be done sliding when my boss says we're done sliding. 1.2308 0.04702 130 107 16 7
1535 What, like your suppose to be the center of the world and I'm not allowed to have any fun? 1.2308 0.04018 130 102 26 2
1536 After your Bar-Mitzvah 1.2308 0.04305 130 104 22 4
1537 Our union is the best! 1.2308 0.04949 130 109 12 9
1538 Look, Johnny. This is what you can have when you get an education and a career. 1.2308 0.04573 130 106 18 6
1539 Go play in the sandbox.We adults have serious work to do. 1.2308 0.04573 130 106 18 6
1540 This slide is for the adult agoraphobia support group. The kids' slide is over there 1.2308 0.04305 130 104 22 4
1541 When you get a little older that slide will be ours too. 1.2308 0.04441 130 105 20 5
1542 You already have an inner child. 1.2308 0.04441 130 105 20 5
1543 Get a job. 1.2308 0.04305 130 104 22 4
1544 If the boss said to go jump in a lake we'd do that too. 1.2308 0.04164 130 103 24 3
1545 Why? Just because. 1.2308 0.04305 130 104 22 4
1546 You're not old enough for the mid-life-crisis slide, kid. 1.2308 0.04441 130 105 20 5
1547 And then the judge said, ‘Court is in recess.’ 1.2308 0.04441 130 105 20 5
1548 Sorry kid. This one's for air passenger training. 1.2308 0.04702 130 107 16 7
1549 No, it's not a sand-bucket list; it's a plain ole bucket list. 1.2308 0.04441 130 105 20 5
1550 You can live vicariously through us for a change. 1.2308 0.04573 130 106 18 6
1551 Hey, its my turn to slide into middle age. 1.2308 0.04441 130 105 20 5
1552 While we still use "traditional" pronouns, we self identify as "big kids." 1.2308 0.04441 130 105 20 5
1553 It's like adult swim, but for the playground. 1.2308 0.04441 130 105 20 5
1554 Waiting your turn is a big part of growing up 1.2308 0.04441 130 105 20 5
1555 You can play on the adult slide when you're older, Billy. 1.2308 0.04305 130 104 22 4
1556 Your mom and dad still love you. They just need a little whee-time. 1.2308 0.04305 130 104 22 4
1557 Mommy and I will talk with you after our parent-teacher conference. 1.2308 0.04441 130 105 20 5
1558 This is a Life Lesson. Wait your turn! 1.2308 0.04573 130 106 18 6
1559 we call it team building 1.2302 0.04241 126 100 23 3
1560 Don't be in a rush to grow up. Just enjoy the ride! 1.2302 0.04802 126 104 15 7
1561 I said only 5 more minutes 1.2290 0.04411 131 106 20 5
1562 You know, "Rosebud" and all that stuff. 1.2283 0.04357 127 102 21 4
1563 Don't give me that look—our tax dollars paid for this slide. 1.2283 0.04211 127 101 23 3
1564 Don't you have the app? 1.2283 0.04498 127 103 19 5
1565 Recess is over when I say it’s over. 1.2283 0.04211 127 101 23 3
1566 No, Conrad, this is not the corporate ladder. My, you are a precocious little pip. 1.2283 0.04635 127 104 17 6
1567 No! Go have a smoke. I’ll be done soon. 1.2283 0.04498 127 103 19 5
1568 You seem a little young for an advanced therapy session. 1.2283 0.04498 127 103 19 5
1569 If you’re looking for people who play nice, go check out the sandbox. 1.2283 0.04357 127 102 21 4
1570 It's our company retreat. Budgets are tight. 1.2283 0.04060 127 100 25 2
1571 We identify as six-year-olds. 1.2266 0.04466 128 104 19 5
1572 Your parents are correct, son. I am the Senator and these are the Representatives elected to represent your family in Congress. 1.2266 0.04466 128 104 19 5
1573 Tough, kid. I'm in touch with my inner child and he says no 'cutsies'. 1.2266 0.04182 128 102 23 3
1574 This is why we climb the ladder 1.2266 0.04032 128 101 25 2
1575 Yes I'm listening. Something about bullying. Look, can we talk about this after recess? 1.2266 0.04182 128 102 23 3
1576 No we're not trying to steal your childhood and prematurely thrust you into the disenchanting condition known as adulthood. 1.2266 0.04182 128 102 23 3
1577 Which sounds more modern, young fellow, “23 Skidoo!” or “Geronimo!”?? 1.2266 0.04327 128 103 21 4
1578 No lunch money? No Grownup slide. 1.2266 0.04466 128 104 19 5
1579 Sorry, kid, you have to be a virgin all the way through college to use this slide. 1.2266 0.04602 128 105 17 6
1580 Sorry, kid. Baby Boomers have annexed the playground to the senior center next door. 1.2266 0.04466 128 104 19 5
1581 Back off! We work for the Federal Government and we need the down time. 1.2266 0.04327 128 103 21 4
1582 Sorry, this is the mid-life crisis slide 1.2266 0.04327 128 103 21 4
1583 Next slide, please. 1.2266 0.04327 128 103 21 4
1584 Sorry, not now son, I'm in a meeting. 1.2266 0.04182 128 102 23 3
1585 One day we’ll all be dead, James. 1.2266 0.04327 128 103 21 4
1586 If you and your friend don't mind, the rest of the team will be here soon and we'll need the other slide too. 1.2258 0.04411 124 100 20 4
1587 Bart O’Kavanaugh in College 1.2240 0.04524 125 102 18 5
1588 Congress is back in session! 1.2240 0.04665 125 103 16 6
1589 We tried the corporate ladder. 1.2240 0.04379 125 101 20 4
1590 During the lunch this slide is Adults Only. 1.2240 0.04524 125 102 18 5
1591 This is for adults who never got to slide into home plate 1.2240 0.04230 125 100 22 3
1592 I’m for a two slide solution. 1.2240 0.04665 125 103 16 6
1593 Sorry kid—grandparents rule! 1.2240 0.04379 125 101 20 4
1594 Thanks for all the hard work, son. 1.2240 0.04801 125 104 14 7
1595 It's called microdosing. You're too young to understand. 1.2240 0.04665 125 103 16 6
1596 Sorry, Kid, but someday you'll get your chance to enjoy a 2nd childhood. 1.2240 0.04665 125 103 16 6
1597 No, I'm not going to pay you $5 so we have a child accompanying us while we're in the playground. 1.2240 0.04665 125 103 16 6
1598 We have to test the enjoyment level of these before we release them to the public. 1.2240 0.04801 125 104 14 7
1599 You don't know, kid? Adults are entitled to 12 minutes of fun per week. 1.2240 0.04524 125 102 18 5
1600 Only if you are a member of our Frequent Sliders' Club. 1.2240 0.04230 125 100 22 3
1601 I've led a lot of hostile corporate takeovers, son, but this one was fun! 1.2240 0.04379 125 101 20 4
1602 The days are long and the slide is short 1.2240 0.04665 125 103 16 6
1603 Look, kid, you can have the slide after our mandatory employee fun day is over. 1.2240 0.04074 125 99 24 2
1604 The helicopter parents have landed. 1.2240 0.04379 125 101 20 4
1605 Do you pay taxes? Didn't think so. Scram kid. 1.2240 0.04524 125 102 18 5
1606 Not now, kid. The grown-ups are increasing our neuroplasticity. 1.2240 0.04524 125 102 18 5
1607 Sorry, you have to be at least 5'2'' for this ride! 1.2240 0.04230 125 100 22 3
1608 Wait here. I'll swing by in a minute to pick you up. 1.2240 0.04665 125 103 16 6
1609 Look, kid, my day was stressful. Just let me go first. 1.2240 0.04524 125 102 18 5
1610 Aren’t you supposed to be looking out for me by the benches? I guess someone isn’t performing their duties as a child. 1.2240 0.04665 125 103 16 6
1611 It all started with Bring Your Child to Work Day. 1.2240 0.03744 125 97 28 0
1612 Kid, this is one of the advantages of belonging to the FBI. 1.2240 0.04230 125 100 22 3
1613 It's Bring Your Work to Child Day. 1.2240 0.04379 125 101 20 4
1614 No, you can't catch me at the bottom. 1.2240 0.04665 125 103 16 6
1615 That's right kid, an executive order deregulating playgrounds. 1.2240 0.04524 125 102 18 5
1616 You might find the step up too big, son. 1.2240 0.04230 125 100 22 3
1617 Adulting. 1.2240 0.04665 125 103 16 6
1618 The judge said we get a 30 minute recess this time! 1.2240 0.04230 125 100 22 3
1619 Can you kids go inside and play on a screen? 1.2240 0.04074 125 99 24 2
1620 We are loving our office’s new recess policy. 1.2240 0.04379 125 101 20 4
1621 Most of life's slippery slopes aren't fun! 1.2240 0.04665 125 103 16 6
1622 It’s like adult swim at the pool 1.2240 0.04379 125 101 20 4
1623 Can’t you see that this is the big kids slide? 1.2240 0.04524 125 102 18 5
1624 someday,when you grow up,this will be all yours. 1.2240 0.04074 125 99 24 2
1625 You'll understand some day. We're off the grid. 1.2240 0.04379 125 101 20 4
1626 I don't wanna go home....Can I go down the slide 2 more times? 1.2240 0.04665 125 103 16 6
1627 Sorry, court’s in recess now 1.2240 0.04230 125 100 22 3
1628 In these uncertain times, we all must rise up...and slide down. 1.2240 0.04379 125 101 20 4
1629 When Daddy and his friends on the White House resistance team are finished their fun time, that's when. 1.2240 0.04379 125 101 20 4
1630 Wait your turn. It'll be about 50 years. 1.2240 0.04665 125 103 16 6
1631 These bring your parents to school days are really catching on. 1.2240 0.04665 125 103 16 6
1632 I like this take your parent to play day! 1.2240 0.04665 125 103 16 6
1633 Don’t worry. We’re just having our mid-lunch crisis.” 1.2240 0.04230 125 100 22 3
1634 Your parents designed the enormous fat ass slide after repeatedly damaging the normal slide. 1.2240 0.04801 125 104 14 7
1635 Daddy can’t play with you now because he has work to do 1.2240 0.04074 125 99 24 2
1636 It's a metaphor for the stock market. 1.2240 0.04230 125 100 22 3
1637 We know it should have been done years ago, but it was still on our bucket lists. 1.2240 0.04379 125 101 20 4
1638 Go play with your own species. 1.2240 0.04074 125 99 24 2
1639 When you're older you'll understand. 1.2240 0.04379 125 101 20 4
1640 Give us a sec, kid. We Gen Xers are finally having our big moment. 1.2240 0.04379 125 101 20 4
1641 Believe me, kid, we need it more than you do. 1.2240 0.04074 125 99 24 2
1642 When you’re ready for the big slide, you’ll know. 1.2240 0.04230 125 100 22 3
1643 Turns out, you millennial's didn't ruin everything. 1.2240 0.04524 125 102 18 5
1644 Sorry kid, this Five Step Program is only for adults! 1.2240 0.04524 125 102 18 5
1645 You can get your turn when you earn it, you little parasite. 1.2240 0.04524 125 102 18 5
1646 The time has come to put on your big boy pants, kid. 1.2240 0.04665 125 103 16 6
1647 You're never to old to play on a playground......ever....... 1.2240 0.04379 125 101 20 4
1648 I'm sorry son, but you have to be over 18 to ride this slide. 1.2240 0.04230 125 100 22 3
1649 Get lost kid. This slide is for us adults! 1.2240 0.04665 125 103 16 6
1650 So kid, do you or don’t you like us just the way we are? 1.2240 0.04524 125 102 18 5
1651 This is the corporate ladder kid. 1.2240 0.04801 125 104 14 7
1652 My INNER child is telling you to get lost. 1.2240 0.04230 125 100 22 3
1653 It’s called mindfullness. Look it up. 1.2240 0.04665 125 103 16 6
1654 Son, we're all loving take your parents to school day. Why do you look so mad? 1.2240 0.04379 125 101 20 4
1655 It's called role modeling. 1.2240 0.04665 125 103 16 6
1656 Come back when you're ready to play in the big leagues. 1.2240 0.04524 125 102 18 5
1657 Its the best upper and downer for a mid-life-crisis 1.2240 0.03913 125 98 26 1
1658 We wouldn't be having fun if we weren't flaunting it. 1.2240 0.04230 125 100 22 3
1659 Get used to it, kid. Life has its ups and downs. 1.2240 0.04230 125 100 22 3
1660 If you must know, it's February 29th. 1.2240 0.04665 125 103 16 6
1661 If you promise not to tell your mother I'll raise your allowance. 1.2240 0.04074 125 99 24 2
1662 You're trying to bully my inner child. 1.2240 0.04379 125 101 20 4
1663 Not now, sweetie, it's daddy time. 1.2240 0.03913 125 98 26 1
1664 We paid for it and we're going to enjoy it. 1.2240 0.04524 125 102 18 5
1665 Second childhoods only on this one. 1.2240 0.04230 125 100 22 3
1666 I don't know, kid. He was either trying to draw Freddie Mercury or Magnum P.I. 1.2240 0.04801 125 104 14 7
1667 Trust me kid, it doesn't get any better than this. 1.2240 0.04379 125 101 20 4
1668 I went to 4 years of college, you're gonna have to wait your turn. 1.2240 0.04230 125 100 22 3
1669 Yours is a slide. Ours is a metaphor for my career path. 1.2240 0.04379 125 101 20 4
1670 They cut the budget for our team-building retreat, but we're still important grown-ups--so scram! 1.2240 0.04524 125 102 18 5
1671 I guess your parents never taught you about entitlement. 1.2240 0.04665 125 103 16 6
1672 Trust me kid, you don't want to grow up to be just like me. 1.2240 0.04524 125 102 18 5
1673 Sorry, Kiddo, this is the 'inner child' only slid 1.2240 0.04230 125 100 22 3
1674 Dominance hierarchy? But i’m seven... 1.2231 0.04310 121 97 21 3
1675 You didn’t know it was national day off from being an adult? 1.2222 0.04631 126 104 16 6
1676 Product Safety Division 1.2167 0.04611 120 99 16 5
1677 We’re here on a team-builder. This exercise helps us visualize our career arcs. 1.2167 0.04457 120 98 18 4
1678 Warn the grown-ups that it is a slippery slope 1.2167 0.04457 120 98 18 4
1679 Google puberty kid. 1.2167 0.04457 120 98 18 4
1680 Teachers get recess too! 1.2167 0.04297 120 97 20 3
1681 It's take your parent to play day. 1.2167 0.04131 120 96 22 2
1682 One day, this will all be yours, my son. 1.2167 0.04297 120 97 20 3
1683 We’re preparing for retirement. 1.2167 0.04611 120 99 16 5
1684 Sorry kid, we never learned to let it slide. 1.2167 0.04611 120 99 16 5
1685 Yeah, sure ... but aren't YOU supposed to be at school? 1.2167 0.04131 120 96 22 2
1686 I'm training them about the stock market. 1.2167 0.04611 120 99 16 5
1687 Yes, son, life does have its ups and downs, but you have to learn to let it slide. 1.2167 0.04131 120 96 22 2
1688 Sorry son, you need your big-boy pants for this slide. 1.2167 0.03958 120 95 24 1
1689 Adults should be heard and not seen 1.2167 0.04457 120 98 18 4
1690 Midget Huh? I'm gonna need to see some ID. 1.2167 0.04761 120 100 14 6
1691 HR is making us do this as part of our anger management seminar 1.2167 0.04131 120 96 22 2
1692 Haven't you heard, kid? Forty is the new six. 1.2167 0.04761 120 100 14 6
1693 The play slide is over there. This slide is reserved for catharsis. 1.2167 0.03958 120 95 24 1
1694 Relax, kid. It’s just til the midterms. 1.2167 0.04297 120 97 20 3
1695 Scram, kid ! We're from the Parks Commission. We're here to help. 1.2167 0.04457 120 98 18 4
1696 We're living our truth. 1.2167 0.04457 120 98 18 4
1697 We really needed to unwind after take-your-child-to-work day. 1.2167 0.04457 120 98 18 4
1698 Never get married, kid. 1.2167 0.05046 120 102 10 8
1699 I raised you through kindergarten graduation - now this is my time. 1.2167 0.04297 120 97 20 3
1700 Yeah, well, aren't you supposed to be glued to a screen?" 1.2167 0.04297 120 97 20 3
1701 Son, people don't stop playing because they get old; people get old because they stop playing. 1.2167 0.04761 120 100 14 6
1702 Oh yeah? Then why don't you take it up with HR? 1.2167 0.03958 120 95 24 1
1703 Just be thankful that we're not swingers. 1.2167 0.04297 120 97 20 3
1704 You should see him on the merry-go-round. 1.2167 0.04297 120 97 20 3
1705 Trust us, kid — we need 'whee' more than you do. 1.2167 0.04457 120 98 18 4
1706 Who knew take your parent to work day would be such a hit 1.2167 0.04131 120 96 22 2
1707 At this age, we take all we can get during the 15 minute breaks. 1.2167 0.04457 120 98 18 4
1708 Kid, we need this. 1.2167 0.04297 120 97 20 3
1709 When you grow up you can play the stock market too. 1.2167 0.04297 120 97 20 3
1710 Aren't you one of the kids here in a trenchcoat yesterday? 1.2167 0.04457 120 98 18 4
1711 Sorry kid, no time to talk, the judge said we only have a twenty minute recess. 1.2167 0.04611 120 99 16 5
1712 It’s like Bitcoin, except funner on the way down! 1.2167 0.04611 120 99 16 5
1713 The only thing you gotta remember, son, is to yell "WHEE" at the top of your lungs. 1.2167 0.04297 120 97 20 3
1714 I knew you shouldn't have watched that stupid movie again dad! This happens every time you see, 'Cocoon'. 1.2167 0.04611 120 99 16 5
1715 Let's agree to disagree. 1.2167 0.04457 120 98 18 4
1716 So when did they start Bring Your Parents To School Day? 1.2167 0.04297 120 97 20 3
1717 Sometimes you need to let everything slide and have some fun." 1.2167 0.04131 120 96 22 2
1718 When you’re older, you’ll take over children’s games, trying to recover your happiness. 1.2167 0.04297 120 97 20 3
1719 I thought I told you to get lost. This is no place for kids. 1.2167 0.04297 120 97 20 3
1720 We didn’t get immigration reform, infrastructure improvements or health care, but we love the new slide! 1.2167 0.03958 120 95 24 1
1721 I still don't think this will make it as a Summer Olympics event 1.2167 0.04297 120 97 20 3
1722 I can't go until I make sure my parent company is watching! 1.2167 0.04611 120 99 16 5
1723 Isn't taking our living wage, affordable healthcare, manageable home prices, responsible government, and sustainable economy enough?! Now they take our recess? 1.2167 0.04297 120 97 20 3
1724 You're gonna have to ask yourself Johnny, "Is the climb worth the fall?" 1.2167 0.04761 120 100 14 6
1725 Due to low participation numbers, last year's exercise programs are replaced with recess at the local elementary school.” -Sincerely, H 1.2167 0.04761 120 100 14 6
1726 Well, I happen to think that you also are a butt-head. Now, I will thank you to please step back sir. 1.2167 0.04297 120 97 20 3
1727 Haha, look what Michael Pollan is making us do! 1.2167 0.04297 120 97 20 3
1728 No, son, it only looks like a skirt, it's culottes. 1.2167 0.04611 120 99 16 5
1729 Get over it, kid. We're the one percent. 1.2167 0.04457 120 98 18 4
1730 Come here often? 1.2167 0.04457 120 98 18 4
1731 Pictured Above: September 21st, 2021, the rampant spread of Benjamin Button disease 1.2167 0.04297 120 97 20 3
1732 Sorry kid, we're having a midlife recess. 1.2167 0.04906 120 101 12 7
1733 Yes, we’re going off the grid. 1.2167 0.04457 120 98 18 4
1734 So maybe now you’ll know how we feel when you interrupt our classes. 1.2167 0.04297 120 97 20 3
1735 Pay some taxes kid, then we'll talk. 1.2167 0.04297 120 97 20 3
1736 Sorry, there's no app. 1.2167 0.04457 120 98 18 4
1737 Sorry, but you need a college education before you can be a professional slide tester. 1.2167 0.04457 120 98 18 4
1738 The idea is to make it look fun so others will follow suit. 1.2167 0.04457 120 98 18 4
1739 Just think, this could be you after two failed marriages, one bankruptcy and a case of the gout. 1.2167 0.04297 120 97 20 3
1740 I convinced your mother this is better than swinging. 1.2167 0.04611 120 99 16 5
1741 Sorry kid, this is for 55+ back-sliders. 1.2167 0.04457 120 98 18 4
1742 Kid, if you wait five minutes, my patients will be done with their regression slope therapy. 1.2167 0.04131 120 96 22 2
1743 By the time I get to the bottom, you better have your lunch money out. 1.2167 0.04297 120 97 20 3
1744 It’s not that fun if you do it from 9 to 5. 1.2167 0.04906 120 101 12 7
1745 It’s Adult Day at the park 1.2167 0.04611 120 99 16 5
1746 Beat it, kid. This is _our_ metaphor. 1.2167 0.04297 120 97 20 3
1747 Sorry, long pants only, the shorts need to use the other slide. 1.2167 0.04457 120 98 18 4
1748 This slide is rated PG-13. 1.2167 0.04611 120 99 16 5
1749 Sorry, kid. You have to be 44 inches tall to ride this one. 1.2167 0.04457 120 98 18 4
1750 Is it true that SUI is as bad as DUI? 1.2167 0.04611 120 99 16 5
1751 Capitalism is a lie. 1.2167 0.04906 120 101 12 7
1752 It’s why we have children. 1.2167 0.04297 120 97 20 3
1753 You can ride the big-boy slide when you get a job. 1.2167 0.04297 120 97 20 3
1754 Piss off. 1.2167 0.04457 120 98 18 4
1755 It's called free-range adulting. Get over it. 1.2167 0.04131 120 96 22 2
1756 The research never said anything about paying attention to my actual child 1.2167 0.04761 120 100 14 6
1757 The fun slide is over there. This is the slippery slope of life over here. 1.2167 0.04131 120 96 22 2
1758 We're trying to recapture that prepubescent egocentricity that you take for granted. 1.2167 0.04761 120 100 14 6
1759 It’s just a “fired” drill. 1.2167 0.04131 120 96 22 2
1760 Someday, you'll understand. .. 1.2167 0.04761 120 100 14 6
1761 Proletariat expropriation. 1.2167 0.04611 120 99 16 5
1762 ‘Sure, kid, all slides are equal, but some slides are more equal than others.’ 1.2167 0.04297 120 97 20 3
1763 I thought I told you, this one's the Corporate slide. 1.2167 0.04131 120 96 22 2
1764 We were Toys-r-Us Kids. 1.2167 0.04297 120 97 20 3
1765 You'd better not, that's how Fred got his black eye. 1.2167 0.04906 120 101 12 7
1766 Sorry short stuff. Size matters. 1.2155 0.04550 116 95 17 4
1767 You see, as oldest children we didn't have time to do this at your age. 1.2155 0.04550 116 95 17 4
1768 Look, our new CEO is from Silicon Valley and she claims this will help us think like our customers. 1.2155 0.04207 116 93 21 2
1769 Hey, recess can be for teachers too 1.2155 0.04550 116 95 17 4
1770 We got rid of PowerPoints. 1.2155 0.04711 116 96 15 5
1771 Just two more times; then, we can leave. 1.2155 0.04207 116 93 21 2
1772 Listen, kid. You gotta wait 20 years like the rest of us before you can ride this slide. 1.2155 0.04382 116 94 19 3
1773 In this life, kid, there are many parallels. 1.2155 0.04550 116 95 17 4
1774 I think you’re a bit young for the corporate ladder, son. 1.2155 0.04868 116 97 13 6
1775 Sorry, this slide is for corporate retreat use only." 1.2155 0.04207 116 93 21 2
1776 Sorry, you must have a mid-life crisis to ride this slide. 1.2155 0.04550 116 95 17 4
1777 We call it a life simulator. You call it a slide. 1.2155 0.04550 116 95 17 4
1778 GO SMOKE A PIPE 1.2155 0.04711 116 96 15 5
1779 Someday, you will understand the metaphorical implications of the Big Slide. 1.2155 0.04711 116 96 15 5
1780 When you grow up, you, too, can regress. 1.2155 0.04025 116 92 23 1
1781 Step aside, kid. We're professional sliders 1.2155 0.03834 116 91 25 0
1782 Son, now you know why the executives crossed the road - to get to this other slide 1.2155 0.04711 116 96 15 5
1783 We're from Congress. We have recess, too. 1.2155 0.04207 116 93 21 2
1784 We do "kid". You do "adult". Just like the gun debate. 1.2155 0.04711 116 96 15 5
1785 Sorry. Ya gotta wait 50 years or so for your turn. 1.2155 0.04207 116 93 21 2
1786 You can get white male privilege when you're older." 1.2155 0.04550 116 95 17 4
1787 You can have a turn when you start pulling more weight around here. 1.2155 0.04382 116 94 19 3
1788 Some times you just have to wait until she's ready 1.2155 0.04382 116 94 19 3
1789 Sorry kid, company earnings are sliding and so are the employees. 1.2155 0.04550 116 95 17 4
1790 Trust me Johnny as a engineer I know more than you about a Slide rule. 1.2155 0.04207 116 93 21 2
1791 You've had your turn, now let Daddy have a chance. 1.2155 0.04382 116 94 19 3
1792 It's all about letting go,... 1.2155 0.04550 116 95 17 4
1793 I’m Ernest Hemingway, kid. This slide tolls for me, not thee. 1.2155 0.04550 116 95 17 4
1794 Don't ever take the points against the Steelers, kid. 1.2155 0.04868 116 97 13 6
1795 yes, Johnny, the slide is steeper when your older! 1.2155 0.04382 116 94 19 3
1796 Ready to plummet twelve feet at three meters per second? 1.2155 0.04550 116 95 17 4
1797 After paying school tuition for the kids, this is the only fun we can afford. 1.2155 0.04711 116 96 15 5
1798 Well, the rule is, you can only go down after you climb the Midlife Ladder, and you are not allowed to come back up again. 1.2155 0.04382 116 94 19 3
1799 Please just give us 5 more minutes and then we will go for ice cream. 1.2155 0.04207 116 93 21 2
1800 Son, you, not me, ended that sentence with a preposition. 1.2155 0.04868 116 97 13 6
1801 We’re working on our slides for today’s PowerPoint presentation. 1.2155 0.04550 116 95 17 4
1802 No, because this one is a curvilinear metallic rapid re-entry conveyance. 1.2155 0.04550 116 95 17 4
1803 We tried the corporate ladder but they let a lot less slide. 1.2155 0.04550 116 95 17 4
1804 If you wanted to ride the slide you shouldn’t have gone public with that lemonade stand of yours. 1.2155 0.04550 116 95 17 4
1805 We're applying for jobs at Google" 1.2155 0.04207 116 93 21 2
1806 ‘Pay attention, you’re doing it all wrong. 1.2155 0.04711 116 96 15 5
1807 It's been widened and reinforced to support our ample backsides. 1.2155 0.04207 116 93 21 2
1808 Left hand on rung number three, left foot on rung number one, right hand on side rail and at all times, son keep your eyes pointed down. 1.2155 0.04207 116 93 21 2
1809 It's time we put our own needs first. 1.2155 0.04382 116 94 19 3
1810 Just think of it as a metaphor for life 1.2155 0.04382 116 94 19 3
1811 Trust me, kid. Adulthood is not all it’s cracked up to be. 1.2155 0.04711 116 96 15 5
1812 White House staff only kid. 1.2155 0.04868 116 97 13 6
1813 It's a lifestyle, not a slide. 1.2155 0.04550 116 95 17 4
1814 ...and I suppose your tax money paid for the big slide. 1.2155 0.04711 116 96 15 5
1815 Sorry, kid, we're reclaiming our lost childhood 1.2155 0.04207 116 93 21 2
1816 Trust me kid, it don't get any better 1.2155 0.04207 116 93 21 2
1817 Yes, Joey, thirty years from now, your brand of therapy might look very different from ours." 1.2155 0.04550 116 95 17 4
1818 You'll understand in 40 years when you get laid off. 1.2155 0.04550 116 95 17 4
1819 Easy kid... age before beauty. 1.2155 0.04868 116 97 13 6
1820 If my calculations are correct, when this baby hits .88 miles per hour, you're going to see some serious shit. 1.2155 0.04711 116 96 15 5
1821 Is this the corporate ladder I keep hearing about? 1.2155 0.04025 116 92 23 1
1822 Just suck it up or go put on your big boy pants 1.2137 0.04830 117 98 13 6
1823 Tommy couldn't wait until he was big enough to go down the grown-up slide. 1.2137 0.04348 117 95 19 3
1824 #UsThree means just that kid, don’t try your #MeTwo on us 1.2137 0.04675 117 97 15 5
1825 You have to be this tall to ride this one. 1.2137 0.04348 117 95 19 3
1826 Your mother said no, but I’ll let it slide. 1.2137 0.04675 117 97 15 5
1827 Sorry, kid, this is the Republican slide! 1.2137 0.04514 117 96 17 4
1828 You have to wait your turn, Timmy. This is required OSHA training 1.2137 0.04514 117 96 17 4
1829 When your parents vote for increased education funding, you can use the slide again. Meanwhile, go pound sand. 1.2137 0.04980 117 99 11 7
1830 You won’t hear your father screaming “Weeeeee!’ That’s just not me! 1.2137 0.04675 117 97 15 5
1831 It brings back memories. 1.2137 0.04348 117 95 19 3
1832 This one's only for inner children, kid. 1.2137 0.04348 117 95 19 3
1833 Your mother and I had to settle for sliding-scale therapy. 1.2137 0.04514 117 96 17 4
1834 Go pick on some first graders. 1.2124 0.04254 113 91 20 2
1835 When you pay taxes, you can go first. 1.2121 0.04372 99 79 19 1
1836 We're on a time out. 1.2101 0.04603 119 99 15 5
1837 You have to be tall enough to vote to take this ride, kiddo 1.2101 0.04445 119 98 17 4
1838 Sorry kid, our lunch break is only half an hour. 1.2101 0.04282 119 97 19 3
1839 To each, according to his height. 1.2101 0.04282 119 97 19 3
1840 Hey age is just a number. This slide is for people who have land lines. 1.2101 0.04603 119 99 15 5
1841 Why don’t you go play the market? 1.2101 0.04603 119 99 15 5
1842 It's called work-slide-balance. You should look it up some time! 1.2101 0.04445 119 98 17 4
1843 Your fun time is over. Now YOU can pay the bills for once. 1.2101 0.04445 119 98 17 4
1844 And as the tree looked on, he wept, for his roots assured that it would never be his turn. 1.2101 0.04282 119 97 19 3
1845 Welcome to Wall Street! 1.2101 0.04445 119 98 17 4
1846 Oh ya, my dad can beat up your dad. 1.2101 0.04282 119 97 19 3
1847 The market just crashed. Now there's nothing to do but slide. 1.2101 0.04282 119 97 19 3
1848 Listen, kid. We’ve all got problems. 1.2101 0.04603 119 99 15 5
1849 No son. You can't have an inner child. 1.2101 0.04282 119 97 19 3
1850 When you grow up you'll understand 1.2101 0.04282 119 97 19 3
1851 Because we’ve already screwed up Facebook. 1.2101 0.04282 119 97 19 3
1852 You can go on the corporate ladder--we're done. 1.2101 0.04603 119 99 15 5
1853 This is for when you grow into your immaturity. 1.2101 0.04282 119 97 19 3
1854 This one is for US Citizens, only. 1.2101 0.04603 119 99 15 5
1855 Back off, little man. No short pants on this slide. 1.2101 0.04445 119 98 17 4
1856 It'll be fun. We'll go first and show you how. 1.2101 0.04282 119 97 19 3
1857 Scram, Ambition's not a slide for kids. 1.2101 0.04445 119 98 17 4
1858 "Your generation failed us. Adults rule." 1.2101 0.04445 119 98 17 4
1859 I'll shout 'Bombs Away' if I want to. 1.2091 0.04674 110 91 15 4
1860 ...And that's how Congress works. 1.2087 0.04537 115 95 16 4
1861 When your inner child emerges, then it will be your turn. 1.2087 0.04366 115 94 18 3
1862 Working in an office park sure does beat the concrete jungle. 1.2087 0.04703 115 96 14 5
1863 Don't worry, son. You're never too old to act your age. 1.2087 0.04537 115 95 16 4
1864 Don't play politics with me kid, I'm a way bigger baby than you. 1.2087 0.04537 115 95 16 4
1865 Get in line, kid. I’m honoring my inner child and he’s a bully. 1.2087 0.04188 115 93 20 2
1866 It's throw-back Thursday! 1.2087 0.04366 115 94 18 3
1867 Sorry Jeremy, the slide rule is clear: hands-free is not for children. 1.2087 0.04537 115 95 16 4
1868 Sorry, kid. Give it a decade and a couple of burgers and you’ll be up here too. 1.2087 0.04537 115 95 16 4
1869 Our lunch break is only 15 minutes, so back up. 1.2087 0.04703 115 96 14 5
1870 How to succeed in business without really sliding 1.2087 0.05016 115 98 10 7
1871 Yes, this is how Monday-Friday will always feel. 1.2087 0.04862 115 97 12 6
1872 Hey kid, this slide is for grownups. It's coated with Preparation-H. 1.2087 0.04703 115 96 14 5
1873 Company employees only. 1.2087 0.04537 115 95 16 4
1874 sorry millennials, you don't have enough experience to climb this entry level career ladder 1.2087 0.04366 115 94 18 3
1875 It's a Carl Reiner workshop. 1.2087 0.04862 115 97 12 6
1876 Listen kid, this is the adult slide! 1.2087 0.04862 115 97 12 6
1877 You had ten minutes to scarf down lunch, and you get one trip down the slide. Then back to making America great. 1.2087 0.04188 115 93 20 2
1878 Son, I can see she looks a little on edge, but PLEASE don't ask her if it's that time of month. 1.2087 0.04188 115 93 20 2
1879 You'll have to wait by the children's slide 'til the end of adult swing. 1.2087 0.04188 115 93 20 2
1880 Sorry son, the rules are just too complicated to explain to a child. 1.2087 0.04703 115 96 14 5
1881 No Billy, I'm not retired, we got laid off. 1.2087 0.04188 115 93 20 2
1882 It's part of our employee wellness plan. Get used to it. 1.2087 0.04366 115 94 18 3
1883 By the time you're old enough for this one, we'll have privatized it. 1.2087 0.04703 115 96 14 5
1884 it's never too late to have a third childhood! 1.2087 0.04703 115 96 14 5
1885 Don't judge us, kid. Baby boomers feel entitled by their very nature. 1.2087 0.04862 115 97 12 6
1886 You do it for fun. We do it for mindfulness stress therapy. 1.2087 0.04703 115 96 14 5
1887 Playing hooky never gets old! 1.2087 0.04537 115 95 16 4
1888 Don't look at us, the minimum age is four 1.2087 0.04188 115 93 20 2
1889 It’s because our family has recessive genes. 1.2087 0.04862 115 97 12 6
1890 Because every day is kids day. 1.2087 0.04537 115 95 16 4
1891 It’s not always about you kids, Scram. 1.2087 0.04537 115 95 16 4
1892 Sorry kid but this is an inner-child emergency. 1.2087 0.04703 115 96 14 5
1893 yeh, like HR is going to believe that i cut in line 1.2087 0.05312 115 100 6 9
1894 I haven’t had this much fun since I was your age! 1.2087 0.04862 115 97 12 6
1895 Taking a cue from the community pool, main street park offers fifteen minutes of adult play. 1.2087 0.04537 115 95 16 4
1896 Wait your turn,you entitled little snot. 1.2087 0.04703 115 96 14 5
1897 No way Jose 1.2087 0.04188 115 93 20 2
1898 Beat it, kid. This is a business park." 1.2087 0.04537 115 95 16 4
1899 This slide is rated PG-13 for language and alcohol/drug use. 1.2087 0.04537 115 95 16 4
1900 I'm gonna have to see your C.V., kid. 1.2087 0.04366 115 94 18 3
1901 Don't just stand there, get the sandbox ready for us! 1.2087 0.04703 115 96 14 5
1902 You'll understand this when your older. We're trying to rediscover our "inner child. 1.2087 0.04366 115 94 18 3
1903 Hey- no kids on the playground on Teacher Tuesday! 1.2087 0.04537 115 95 16 4
1904 Don't tell the principal. 1.2087 0.04188 115 93 20 2
1905 Stick to your age-appropriate slide, kid. 1.2087 0.04703 115 96 14 5
1906 There is a dress code for this slide. 1.2087 0.04537 115 95 16 4
1907 Life's short, kid. Make the most of it. 1.2069 0.04665 116 97 14 5
1908 Sorry, kid. You have to be at least 40 years old and suffer from crippling nostalgia to use the adult slike. 1.2069 0.04332 116 95 18 3
1909 Gentlemen are asked to wear ties. 1.2069 0.04332 116 95 18 3
1910 Come back when you have a mortgage kid 1.2069 0.04155 116 94 20 2
1911 no,we don't believe in that sharing stuff 1.2069 0.04502 116 96 16 4
1912 Your existential angst must be this high to ride. 1.2069 0.04332 116 95 18 3
1913 We decided this was better than the metaphor 1.2069 0.04502 116 96 16 4
1914 Hi kid who said that life is fair. 1.2069 0.04332 116 95 18 3
1915 Corporate slashed the budget for this year's retreat. 1.2069 0.04665 116 97 14 5
1916 Today is Take Your Parent to School Day. You're going to have to wait your turn. 1.2069 0.04332 116 95 18 3
1917 Sorry kid, this is business class. 1.2054 0.04597 112 93 15 4
1918 It's been a rough day at the office, that's why... 1.2054 0.04039 112 90 21 1
1919 This is for people with Extended Childhood Disorder. 1.2054 0.04233 112 91 19 2
1920 Don't be afraid, just listen to your inner child. 1.2054 0.04597 112 93 15 4
1921 One day, Bobby. When you’re older. 1.2054 0.04233 112 91 19 2
1922 You think you can slide with the big boys? 1.2054 0.04419 112 92 17 3
1923 No more of this "all dressed up and nowhere to go" jazz. 1.2054 0.04597 112 93 15 4
1924 We called dibs on the big-kid slide. 1.2054 0.04597 112 93 15 4
1925 Just watch us, Mitch. You'll learn how to let things slide. 1.2054 0.04233 112 91 19 2
1926 Excuse me sir, if I ride this slide do I have to pay taxes and pack my own lunch? 1.2054 0.04419 112 92 17 3
1927 Sorry, kid. Its been a tough news week for adults. 1.2054 0.04597 112 93 15 4
1928 And stay out of the big sandbox, too. 1.2054 0.04419 112 92 17 3
1929 My firm owns this slide. 1.2054 0.04597 112 93 15 4
1930 We're from Barcelona. You? 1.2054 0.04597 112 93 15 4
1931 Go slide down your own slide. 1.2054 0.04935 112 95 11 6
1932 Yeah, they're my Senate staffers. 1.2054 0.04935 112 95 11 6
1933 Beat it. 1.2054 0.04769 112 94 13 5
1934 We’re on the research panel to legalize marijuana 1.2054 0.04597 112 93 15 4
1935 Uncle Arthur is curing a case of hiccups. 1.2054 0.04769 112 94 13 5
1936 There’s always a bully in every park. 1.2054 0.04597 112 93 15 4
1937 I told you to never come here during school hours. This time, I’ll let it slide, but not a word to anyone!! 1.2054 0.04597 112 93 15 4
1938 Figure out your own team building exercise. 1.2054 0.04597 112 93 15 4
1939 But we're not done yet. And besides, we have no homework. 1.2054 0.04419 112 92 17 3
1940 This is the adult slide. Go play on the children's. 1.2054 0.04597 112 93 15 4
1941 Well you’ll just have to channel your inner adult and wait.” 1.2054 0.04419 112 92 17 3
1942 You wouldn't want your teachers to start smoking again would you? 1.2054 0.04233 112 91 19 2
1943 Jesus Jimmy, I can't do everything for you. 1.2054 0.04769 112 94 13 5
1944 Act your age young man! 1.2054 0.04419 112 92 17 3
1945 Court's in recess kid. Wait your turn. 1.2054 0.04039 112 90 21 1
1946 Yes, we are the slide inspectors you were expecting. No, we don’t get any joy from it. The smile is only to make sure conditions are equal. 1.2054 0.04419 112 92 17 3
1947 This is our revenge for you kids ruining vaping. 1.2054 0.04769 112 94 13 5
1948 Her name is Susie, and we found her playground. 1.2054 0.04419 112 92 17 3
1949 It beats smoking 1.2054 0.04769 112 94 13 5
1950 You'll understand when you're forty. Or fifty. 1.2054 0.04233 112 91 19 2
1951 Well, Simon, you can go first when it's your second childhood. 1.2054 0.04419 112 92 17 3
1952 Don't worry son. It didn't crash. It was only a slow market day. 1.2054 0.04039 112 90 21 1
1953 Give me a quarter and I'll let you on ahead of me. 1.2054 0.04769 112 94 13 5
1954 Daddy's having fun, and he's bigger than you, so why don't you go fuck yourself? 1.2054 0.05402 112 98 5 9
1955 Sometimes daddies and mommies need a temporary emotional rush so they can go back to caring for you. 1.2054 0.04233 112 91 19 2
1956 Aren't you a little young to need play therapy? 1.2054 0.04769 112 94 13 5
1957 He likes to get a few in between tweets. 1.2054 0.04233 112 91 19 2
1958 This playground needs to be in the backyard of the White House. 1.2054 0.04597 112 93 15 4
1959 Well it doesn't have quite the same rush as today's bull market, but it's something... 1.2054 0.04039 112 90 21 1
1960 It's adult entertainment! 1.2054 0.04597 112 93 15 4
1961 Take your parent to work day. 1.2054 0.04419 112 92 17 3
1962 Never give up on your dreams, kid. And right now, my dream is to go down this slide before you do. 1.2054 0.04233 112 91 19 2
1963 Is this still what you want to be when you grow up? 1.2054 0.04233 112 91 19 2
1964 Sorry, but this is the adults only slide. 1.2054 0.04935 112 95 11 6
1965 This is the 'kids who never grew up slide.' Yours is over there. 1.2054 0.04419 112 92 17 3
1966 We are in a retraining program. 1.2054 0.04233 112 91 19 2
1967 I know I just told you not to, but check out this sick head first slide. 1.2054 0.04935 112 95 11 6
1968 Sorry, kid, this one's strictly pay-to-play. 1.2054 0.04935 112 95 11 6
1969 No! We’re the entitled generation. 1.2054 0.04769 112 94 13 5
1970 It’s the slippery slide to .... 1.2054 0.04039 112 90 21 1
1971 Out of my way kid, the Courts in recess 1.2054 0.04935 112 95 11 6
1972 It’s been a long day son , Daddy needs this more than you. 1.2054 0.04039 112 90 21 1
1973 How do you organize an average play date? 1.2054 0.05095 112 96 9 7
1974 They only give us 15 minutes for lunch so it isn't cutting. 1.2035 0.04560 113 94 15 4
1975 Who needs wage increases when you have benefits like these! 1.2019 0.04609 104 86 15 3
1976 Because it's the only thing we understand anymore. 1.2018 0.04166 114 93 19 2
1977 Sorry kid. Business casual only. 1.2000 0.04043 110 89 20 1
1978 no worries - the hunchback at the top is quite harmless. cheerio! 1.2000 0.04437 110 91 16 3
1979 Sorry, you need a therapist's note for this one. 1.2000 0.04437 110 91 16 3
1980 Sorry kid, this board is only for adults who have declared bankruptcy at least twice. 1.2000 0.04621 110 92 14 4
1981 We are practicing the back slide on our campaign promises. 1.2000 0.04437 110 91 16 3
1982 Sorry, kiddo, height restriction is 44" in this one. 1.2000 0.04621 110 92 14 4
1983 Because my office windows are locked. 1.2000 0.04621 110 92 14 4
1984 We call it the “whee machine,” but it’s really more about us. 1.2000 0.04244 110 90 18 2
1985 It’s either this or the Empire State Building. 1.2000 0.04798 110 93 12 5
1986 Sorry, kid, but we’re practicing for the slide in the market! 1.2000 0.04798 110 93 12 5
1987 Use your own slide son. 1.2000 0.04798 110 93 12 5
1988 Before you grow up, be sure to learn that life is just a slippery slope 1.2000 0.04437 110 91 16 3
1989 This is the 58th time I've done this, and it always ends downhill. 1.2000 0.04621 110 92 14 4
1990 Won’t be long son, witness protection program rules say we get priority 1.2000 0.04437 110 91 16 3
1991 Try stomping on the daddy doll when you go to play therapy. 1.2000 0.04621 110 92 14 4
1992 Like life, the path going up is clogged and slippery once you've arrived. 1.2000 0.04244 110 90 18 2
1993 Corporate team building has to start somewhere. 1.2000 0.03831 110 88 22 0
1994 When I grow up, I want to be just like you. 1.2000 0.04244 110 90 18 2
1995 You see kid! This is how you climb up the corporate ladder! 1.2000 0.04621 110 92 14 4
1996 So sorry to hear that, Jimmy, but that bell you just heard means I'm off the clock now. 1.2000 0.04621 110 92 14 4
1997 That's right, kid, once a toy always a toy...they just get bigger. 1.2000 0.04621 110 92 14 4
1998 This playground wouldn’t even be here if not for our community benefits agreement. 1.2000 0.04437 110 91 16 3
1999 Welcome to the business world son, you never get to go down the fun slide. 1.2000 0.04043 110 89 20 1
2000 Well, yes, I am sort of an organ-grinder. I’m a surgeon. 1.2000 0.04437 110 91 16 3
2001 You're just going to have to wait. This year's team-building budget has really been slashed. 1.2000 0.04437 110 91 16 3
2002 Your mother and I are getting separated, I'll tell you more about it later. 1.2000 0.04798 110 93 12 5
2003 Some day you too may make it to the top. 1.2000 0.04364 105 86 17 2
2004 Beat it Bobby I was in line first 1.2000 0.03922 105 84 21 0
2005 No, I do not believe this contributes to global warming. 1.2000 0.04569 105 87 15 3
2006 Didn't you read the sign mister, no middle age crises allowed. 1.2000 0.04043 110 89 20 1
2007 This is an amusement part. Look, your brother is amused! 1.2000 0.04621 110 92 14 4
2008 Something to look forward to, son. The one second free fall. 1.2000 0.04437 110 91 16 3
2009 Can you see the difference? For you, its fun. For us, its stress relief. 1.2000 0.04437 110 91 16 3
2010 When I get off this slide, I'm going to kill you and eat you. 1.2000 0.04437 110 91 16 3
2011 You’ve heard about life’s swings and roundabouts? Their out of operation today... 1.2000 0.04149 105 85 19 1
2012 Do you have photo ID? 1.2000 0.04621 110 92 14 4
2013 It’s down hill either way... 1.2000 0.04437 110 91 16 3
2014 Work hard, play hard, son! 1.2000 0.04437 110 91 16 3
2015 Hit the road, kid...this playground is a Child Free Zone! 1.2000 0.04244 110 90 18 2
2016 We're gone as soon as corporate approves the adult slip and slide. 1.2000 0.04798 110 93 12 5
2017 Don't you just love us at this age? 1.2000 0.04043 110 89 20 1
2018 I don't remember seeing you paying taxes. 1.2000 0.04969 110 94 10 6
2019 Sorry kid, we were forced to choose a non-drinking activity at work. 1.2000 0.04621 110 92 14 4
2020 Sorry, son, but there is a $10,000 minimum investment to play on the big kid slide. 1.2000 0.04969 110 94 10 6
2021 ima go down butt-ass naked and just wait til you see the damn skid marks i leave 1.2000 0.04798 110 93 12 5
2022 Put on your big boy pants and get ready for the ride of your life! 1.2000 0.04437 110 91 16 3
2023 Mueller lets him have this board once a week. 1.2000 0.04244 110 90 18 2
2024 This slide is R rated 1.2000 0.04437 110 91 16 3
2025 This slide is for big kids only. 1.2000 0.04437 110 91 16 3
2026 We just need some adult time" 1.2000 0.04798 110 93 12 5
2027 You have to wait until you grow up. This kind of fun is for big people. 1.2000 0.04244 110 90 18 2
2028 Would you rather we relive it through you? 1.2000 0.04437 110 91 16 3
2029 This is the slippery slope for pros, kid. You need to start next door. 1.2000 0.04437 110 91 16 3
2030 We, the jury, are in recess. 1.2000 0.04437 110 91 16 3
2031 Take your depression meds while they're free, son. 1.2000 0.04798 110 93 12 5
2032 Internships start next quarter. 1.2000 0.04244 110 90 18 2
2033 It's all a big farce, once you reach the top it's straight downhill from there. 1.2000 0.04043 110 89 20 1
2034 Could be a good twenty-minutes kid, looks like he's wedgied himself in there pretty good again. 1.2000 0.04437 110 91 16 3
2035 Ever heard of vertical integration? 1.2000 0.04621 110 92 14 4
2036 Your mother and I are on separate slides. 1.2000 0.04437 110 91 16 3
2037 You may very well play the trombone,but you cannot slide here! 1.2000 0.04621 110 92 14 4
2038 Years from now, I want you to be able to say, "Everybody did it." 1.2000 0.04621 110 92 14 4
2039 Why do you think only kids should have this much fun? 1.2000 0.04621 110 92 14 4
2040 4 years of college, an MBA and then you get a text saying team building in 15 minutes, that's why. 1.2000 0.04621 110 92 14 4
2041 Now had you worn a tie like I suggested, you would be able to enjoy the slide, too. 1.2000 0.04043 110 89 20 1
2042 Capitalism be like 1.1981 0.04327 106 87 17 2
2043 Don’t make me kick you in the face again. I’ll do it. 1.1981 0.04724 106 89 13 4
2044 It's great they installed this playground for members of congress. 1.1963 0.04683 107 90 13 4
2045 We're a therapeutic study group sampling new methodologies for dealing with the psychological effects of the next economic crash. 1.1963 0.04290 107 88 17 2
2046 psychologist recommended getting in touch with my inner child 1.1963 0.04080 107 87 19 1
2047 Hey kid aren't you supposed to be in school. 1.1963 0.04491 107 89 15 3
2048 Adult play things 1.1963 0.04683 107 90 13 4
2049 At first I was afraid, I was petrified... then I solved my mid-life crisis down the slide. 1.1963 0.04290 107 88 17 2
2050 Independent doesn't work here, kid. You have to pick either the Republican slide or the Democrat slide. 1.1963 0.04290 107 88 17 2
2051 'Next'? Not while I still breathe, Millennial! 1.1963 0.04290 107 88 17 2
2052 No way, kid. Get a mortgage, a wife that spends more than you make, two kids in college and one with orthodontia issues and THEN you can play on the big boys' slide. 1.1963 0.04290 107 88 17 2
2053 Out of my way, kid. I'll wreck you. 1.1963 0.04683 107 90 13 4
2054 This is the emotionally stunted slide. 1.1963 0.04868 107 91 11 5
2055 We go high, you go low! 1.1963 0.04491 107 89 15 3
2056 It's all downhill for you from here. 1.1963 0.04290 107 88 17 2
2057 This is the Premium slide, that’s why. 1.1963 0.04290 107 88 17 2
2058 As a seasoned veteran, I can assure you it is the only downward slide that will put a smile on your face. 1.1963 0.04080 107 87 19 1
2059 Google was right, slides at the work place IS a great idea! 1.1963 0.04491 107 89 15 3
2060 You have to have student loans to be on this side! 1.1963 0.04080 107 87 19 1
2061 You didn't see ME trying to sit at the kids table at Thanksgiving, did you? 1.1963 0.04290 107 88 17 2
2062 Buzz off kid, you have to work hard to play hard. 1.1963 0.05046 107 92 9 6
2063 There was a thirty minute recess in the case. 1.1963 0.04080 107 87 19 1
2064 Remember Jimmy, climbing the corporate ladder starts here. 1.1963 0.04683 107 90 13 4
2065 We’re not entitled—we’re Boomers! 1.1963 0.04868 107 91 11 5
2066 At least your parents aren’t swingers 1.1963 0.04290 107 88 17 2
2067 It’s career training 1.1963 0.04491 107 89 15 3
2068 We're practicing for the coming economic slide 1.1963 0.04080 107 87 19 1
2069 Just one more and then we can play tag! 1.1963 0.04080 107 87 19 1
2070 It’s not as fun as it seems 1.1963 0.04491 107 89 15 3
2071 Children are not the future. 1.1963 0.04290 107 88 17 2
2072 Trust me. When you’re an adult and follow politics you’ll understand why we need more fun than you do. 1.1963 0.04491 107 89 15 3
2073 You can play on the kid's slide, this one is for grown ups. 1.1963 0.04080 107 87 19 1
2074 When you're done feeling more creative, can we have our slide back? 1.1963 0.04868 107 91 11 5
2075 This weeks assignment was a visual representation of our sales. 1.1963 0.04491 107 89 15 3
2076 About ten more minutes here and then some time on swings and merry-go-round. Why? 1.1963 0.04491 107 89 15 3
2077 We're enjoying life before it all goes down 1.1963 0.04868 107 91 11 5
2078 You don't meet the minimum blood pressure, kid. 1.1963 0.04290 107 88 17 2
2079 It' s only downward from here buddy. 1.1963 0.04683 107 90 13 4
2080 Sorry, its a corporate execs only perk... 1.1963 0.04290 107 88 17 2
2081 You want the slide on the left, this is the Parents Reliving Their Childhood slide. 1.1963 0.04491 107 89 15 3
2082 Pick on someone your own size, kid! 1.1963 0.04290 107 88 17 2
2083 It’s called team building and next we take over the sand box for a couple hours. 1.1963 0.04491 107 89 15 3
2084 We get an hour for lunch if you must know. 1.1963 0.04491 107 89 15 3
2085 It's attention deficit hyperactivity disorder! 1.1963 0.04080 107 87 19 1
2086 You need big boy pants to ride this slide 1.1963 0.04683 107 90 13 4
2087 Son, let me show you what happens after climbing the corporate ladder for 30 years. 1.1963 0.04290 107 88 17 2
2088 It's entry-level, but you need 5 years sliding experience. 1.1963 0.04080 107 87 19 1
2089 Losers-say-what? 1.1963 0.04683 107 90 13 4
2090 Someday you'll understand son, someday. 1.1963 0.04080 107 87 19 1
2091 Anne from HR said this was a team-building activity. 1.1963 0.04080 107 87 19 1
2092 This is the corporate ladder, pipsqueak. 1.1963 0.04080 107 87 19 1
2093 When I was your age we had to climb uphill, both ways. 1.1963 0.04491 107 89 15 3
2094 Go away kid.Were undercover FBI after pedofiles 1.1963 0.04491 107 89 15 3
2095 Son, let me demonstrate how the corporate world works.... 1.1963 0.04290 107 88 17 2
2096 Look out, kid. MY taxes, it’s MY turn. 1.1963 0.04868 107 91 11 5
2097 Fridays are parents' days, kid. Come back tomorrow. 1.1963 0.04491 107 89 15 3
2098 I'm going to stop your Mother from doing something she will regret years later. 1.1963 0.04491 107 89 15 3
2099 The fun has just begun. 1.1963 0.04683 107 90 13 4
2100 Tell your mother I won't be home tonight; the judge gave us recess 'til tomorrow. 1.1963 0.04080 107 87 19 1
2101 Our parents had it better than us, so we'll be damned if we don't have it better than you! 1.1963 0.04080 107 87 19 1
2102 You'll get to use the big slide in Hell if you don't scram 1.1963 0.04491 107 89 15 3
2103 Like most playground activities it just converts potential and kinetic energy back and forth. Now beat it, kid. 1.1963 0.03858 107 86 21 0
2104 Let it slide, just this once? 1.1963 0.04491 107 89 15 3
2105 Son, you'll just have to wait your turn. The adult coloring book station was full. 1.1963 0.04683 107 90 13 4
2106 Our playground lawyer is on the way to help us get to the bottom of this. 1.1963 0.04491 107 89 15 3
2107 You’ll understand when you get to be 40. 1.1963 0.04080 107 87 19 1
2108 It helps to get the sandbox sand out of our underwear. 1.1963 0.04683 107 90 13 4
2109 Lot more fun than stepping on people on the way down. 1.1963 0.04080 107 87 19 1
2110 It’s the new generation come to town. 1.1963 0.04491 107 89 15 3
2111 The big slide is for your 2nd childhood! 1.1963 0.04868 107 91 11 5
2112 She's not the only one who is stuck. 1.1963 0.04683 107 90 13 4
2113 Sorry Timmy, we’re just following the recommendations of Secretary DeVos. 1.1963 0.04080 107 87 19 1
2114 It's not age discrimination. It's a dress code. 1.1963 0.04491 107 89 15 3
2115 No, they're not usually for adults, but kid, have you read the headlines lately? 1.1963 0.04683 107 90 13 4
2116 It's a grown-up thing -- you wouldn't understand. 1.1963 0.04683 107 90 13 4
2117 Our slide is bigger than yours. 1.1963 0.04683 107 90 13 4
2118 Life is full of ups and downs, kid. 1.1963 0.04290 107 88 17 2
2119 Did you short? Because you can't appreciate a downward slide unless you've shorted. 1.1963 0.04290 107 88 17 2
2120 Shorts? Really 1.1963 0.04290 107 88 17 2
2121 It gets better. 1.1963 0.04868 107 91 11 5
2122 Just find a Zoltar machine and tell him you want to be big. It's easy. Everyone's doing it. 1.1944 0.04453 108 90 15 3
2123 You are correct Darrel, adults never grow up ......but tell no one ! 1.1942 0.04376 103 85 16 2
2124 If she sits there all day I guess you've got a problem - this one' s for us big kids. 1.1942 0.04153 103 84 18 1
2125 Sorry, kid..you have to be over 18 and in therapy. 1.1942 0.04588 103 86 14 3
2126 Metaphor or not, it’s adults only. 1.1942 0.04588 103 86 14 3
2127 Why yes we are training to be stock brokers! 1.1942 0.04791 103 87 12 4
2128 We're taking this park back, structure by structure! 1.1942 0.04153 103 84 18 1
2129 Yes, I promise I won't ruin my new Brioni suit or my Crockett and Jones burnished leather Balmorals 1.1942 0.04153 103 84 18 1
2130 We didn't grow up with the internet son and it didn't do us any harm! 1.1942 0.04376 103 85 16 2
2131 It’s nothing personal, it’s just business. 1.1942 0.04588 103 86 14 3
2132 We're done adulting! 1.1942 0.04791 103 87 12 4
2133 Business class kid! 1.1942 0.04791 103 87 12 4
2134 We'll see who's turn it is once you've gone through a mass layoff too kid. 1.1942 0.04376 103 85 16 2
2135 It says the age limit is 6. Let's just let it slide, okay?" 1.1942 0.04791 103 87 12 4
2136 Kid, if you want the ups and downs...stick with investment banking. 1.1942 0.04588 103 86 14 3
2137 Twice the hill, half the the thrill. Then you die. It’s the meaning of life. 1.1923 0.04941 104 89 10 5
2138 You're not clones, you just have bad genes. 1.1923 0.04749 104 88 12 4
2139 Sorry, pal, this one's strictly for inner child. 1.1923 0.04749 104 88 12 4
2140 I’m not letting this one slide Jimmy.” 1.1923 0.04548 104 87 14 3
2141 You need to have a tie..... 1.1923 0.04338 104 86 16 2
2142 Because you are not 3 foot 6. 1.1923 0.04117 104 85 18 1
2143 Tommy, don’t be such a baby. This is the adult slide! 1.1923 0.04338 104 86 16 2
2144 You think the boss will catch us at the bottom? 1.1923 0.04338 104 86 16 2
2145 This is going to hurt me, Johnny, more than it hurts you. 1.1923 0.04548 104 87 14 3
2146 Because without vague, administrative data we can't ban it, that's why. 1.1923 0.04749 104 88 12 4
2147 Oh really, little boy...and what percentage of YOUR tax dollars paid for this playground? 1.1923 0.04117 104 85 18 1
2148 Sorry, Mooch. This one’s for taxpayers. 1.1923 0.04941 104 89 10 5
2149 You'll have to wait until our team building exercise is over. 1.1923 0.03883 104 84 20 0
2150 Sorry, bud. This one’s for midlife crises only. 1.1923 0.04117 104 85 18 1
2151 It’s no coincidence. Women at the top, men fleeing for their lives. It’s the MeTooMovement. 1.1923 0.04749 104 88 12 4
2152 Forget it kid. This one's for adult day care. 1.1923 0.04749 104 88 12 4
2153 Even dogs get parks..... 1.1923 0.04548 104 87 14 3
2154 Being an adult is like being a kid…only you are bigger and you have to dress nicer. 1.1923 0.04338 104 86 16 2
2155 Kid, this is what happens when health insurance stops paying for your meds. 1.1923 0.04749 104 88 12 4
2156 Ignore what I’m saying. I’m just trying not to look up. 1.1923 0.05127 104 90 8 6
2157 Because adults, they wanna have fu-un 1.1923 0.04117 104 85 18 1
2158 Sorry kiddo, but on this one you’ll need a liability waiver 1.1923 0.04338 104 86 16 2
2159 Sorry kid, but we need this more than you do. 1.1923 0.04548 104 87 14 3
2160 Size doesn't matter, son. 1.1923 0.04749 104 88 12 4
2161 Dad, seriously, it's embarrassing. You all are taking the inner-child exercises too far. 1.1923 0.04548 104 87 14 3
2162 It's bigger, and so are we. 1.1923 0.04941 104 89 10 5
2163 Don't tell Mom I'm playing hooky. 1.1923 0.04117 104 85 18 1
2164 I was here Way before you!!! 1.1923 0.04548 104 87 14 3
2165 Has your teacher told you about the benefits of whole life insurance? 1.1923 0.04117 104 85 18 1
2166 I'm sorry Teddy..we'll let mom and dad come home soon but..remember..don't bring up the presidential election EVER again. 1.1923 0.04749 104 88 12 4
2167 Don't worry. You'll have a bigger one too, someday. 1.1923 0.04548 104 87 14 3
2168 Who says we don't have a proper work-life separation? 1.1923 0.04749 104 88 12 4
2169 My mommy said it was safe. 1.1923 0.04548 104 87 14 3
2170 Your turn . . . in a decade! Neener, neener, neener! 1.1923 0.04548 104 87 14 3
2171 You have to be taller than the third rung to use this ride! 1.1923 0.04941 104 89 10 5
2172 Our teachers union sure knows how to negotiate fun! 1.1923 0.04749 104 88 12 4
2173 The judge ordered a recess. 1.1923 0.03883 104 84 20 0
2174 I'm kind of in a midlife crisis here 1.1923 0.04338 104 86 16 2
2175 She just agreed to the divorce! 1.1923 0.04548 104 87 14 3
2176 Tax Payers first Buddy Boy! 1.1923 0.04548 104 87 14 3
2177 Company retreats since they cut the budget have actually been more fun 1.1923 0.04548 104 87 14 3
2178 Yes, Ebenezer, you are in the presence of the Ghost of Playgrounds Yet To Come. 1.1923 0.04338 104 86 16 2
2179 If you don't like the queue tell em to bring back the five-martini lunch. 1.1923 0.04548 104 87 14 3
2180 Sorry son, there is a dress code for this one. 1.1923 0.04338 104 86 16 2
2181 Listen kid, I identify as a five year old so quit your complaining and wait your turn! 1.1923 0.04338 104 86 16 2
2182 "Therapy session, sandbox next." 1.1923 0.04749 104 88 12 4
2183 Thanks son for teaching us how to enjoy a market slide. 1.1923 0.04749 104 88 12 4
2184 Sorry kid, but this is the six-figure slide. 1.1923 0.04338 104 86 16 2
2185 His name was Ponce De Leon! 1.1923 0.04749 104 88 12 4
2186 Stop whining. Get use to women beating you to the top. 1.1923 0.04548 104 87 14 3
2187 Sorry, kid, we’ve got this one reserved till four o’clock. 1.1923 0.04338 104 86 16 2
2188 I'm terribly sorry, there's quite obviously a dress code. 1.1923 0.04749 104 88 12 4
2189 We retired early so we could take advantage of our second childhood. 1.1923 0.04941 104 89 10 5
2190 Scram, kid. This is an audition for the 'Twilight Zone' reboot. 1.1923 0.04749 104 88 12 4
2191 The person whose taxes paid for the playground goes first. 1.1923 0.04749 104 88 12 4
2192 After you've evaded taxes, been subpoenaed by a federal grand jury, and served time for fraud, THEN you can play on the big slide. 1.1923 0.04548 104 87 14 3
2193 Careful. It's electric. 1.1923 0.04941 104 89 10 5
2194 Gotta put on your big boy pants. 1.1923 0.04941 104 89 10 5
2195 Did somebody lose their inner child? 1.1923 0.04749 104 88 12 4
2196 'no child left behind', EXCEPT when it comes to the big slide.' 1.1923 0.04941 104 89 10 5
2197 "Tell it to the judge, crybaby stupidface." 1.1923 0.04338 104 86 16 2
2198 "Go away - this slide is for 'real men' only." 1.1923 0.04548 104 87 14 3
2199 Sorry Kid,it's 10 min Adult Slide. 1.1923 0.04548 104 87 14 3
2200 Look kid we had some budget cuts and had to have our team building event here,no we won't be using the sandbox 1.1923 0.04548 104 87 14 3
2201 Scram, kid. Can't you see we need our Whee-Time? 1.1923 0.04548 104 87 14 3
2202 The adult slide??? What's next bungee jumping? 1.1923 0.04749 104 88 12 4
2203 We’re celebrating Midlife Crisis Day!!! 1.1923 0.04548 104 87 14 3
2204 Thanks for the advice, 'Friends don't let friends slide drunk'--I'll pass it on. 1.1923 0.04117 104 85 18 1
2205 you snooze, you lose 1.1923 0.04749 104 88 12 4
2206 Listen kid, I only get a half hour for lunch. 1.1923 0.04548 104 87 14 3
2207 Sorry kid, we only get a forty-five minute recess at our insurance firm. 1.1923 0.04338 104 86 16 2
2208 I can see your butt 1.1923 0.04548 104 87 14 3
2209 Sorry Timmy. Grownups need more gravity. 1.1923 0.04338 104 86 16 2
2210 Dad, I TOLD you adult playtime is AFTER 6 o’clock. 1.1923 0.04338 104 86 16 2
2211 Some free advice for you, kid - don't grow up too fast. 1.1923 0.04338 104 86 16 2
2212 Son - you need to understand that adults need to have fun too! 1.1923 0.04749 104 88 12 4
2213 Sorry! This is an R rated slide! 1.1923 0.04338 104 86 16 2
2214 Regression therapy...we'll be home by 8. 1.1923 0.04338 104 86 16 2
2215 They only said "Recess" not "Student's Recess". 1.1923 0.03883 104 84 20 0
2216 Is your last name Trump? 1.1923 0.04941 104 89 10 5
2217 When you grow up, that's when! 1.1923 0.04338 104 86 16 2
2218 You'll just have to wait your turn until this congressional recess ends 1.1923 0.04338 104 86 16 2
2219 Sorry, kid, it's a threesome." 1.1923 0.04749 104 88 12 4
2220 When is it your turn? How about when you start paying for the equipment? 1.1923 0.04548 104 87 14 3
2221 We rubbed her down with wax paper. She really screams now! 1.1923 0.04338 104 86 16 2
2222 Do you pay the bills? 1.1923 0.04548 104 87 14 3
2223 I don't care if it isn't Politically Correct - I paid for the playground and I'll use it. 1.1923 0.04749 104 88 12 4
2224 Go play with kids your own Age 1.1923 0.04338 104 86 16 2
2225 I am never going to grow up. 1.1923 0.04548 104 87 14 3
2226 I’m not cutting the line, 18 & over on this slide. 1.1923 0.04338 104 86 16 2
2227 It's a blast when the Internet is down! 1.1923 0.04338 104 86 16 2
2228 Did you read the Huffington Post article too? 1.1923 0.04338 104 86 16 2
2229 Seniority is a bitch. 1.1923 0.04338 104 86 16 2
2230 Don't tell your mother what we did today. She'd let you slide, but not me. 1.1923 0.04117 104 85 18 1
2231 Oh, please son, just one more time? I promise. 1.1923 0.04749 104 88 12 4
2232 Primary research isn't always fun and games, kid. 1.1923 0.04117 104 85 18 1
2233 Sorry son. It's a closed board meeting. 1.1923 0.04941 104 89 10 5
2234 You need to be wearing long pants to start on this ladder 1.1923 0.04749 104 88 12 4
2235 This is the new software testing process. 1.1923 0.04548 104 87 14 3
2236 You haven't worked hard enough yet to earn this privilege young man 1.1923 0.04548 104 87 14 3
2237 You must be this divorced to ride this slide. 1.1923 0.04338 104 86 16 2
2238 Lunch break 1.1923 0.04548 104 87 14 3
2239 It's our annual stock market reenactment. 1.1923 0.04749 104 88 12 4
2240 Get used to it kid. 1.1923 0.04941 104 89 10 5
2241 Just wait - someday you'll understand. 1.1923 0.04338 104 86 16 2
2242 Did you pay for it? Then scram. 1.1923 0.04749 104 88 12 4
2243 You can’t wait to grow up. Be careful what you wish for 1.1923 0.04338 104 86 16 2
2244 Look kid, wait your turn. We'll be done when we are done! 1.1923 0.04749 104 88 12 4
2245 Scram! 1.1923 0.04749 104 88 12 4
2246 It's called "second childhood".... 1.1923 0.04941 104 89 10 5
2247 Sorry, son, we're testing this for your safety. 1.1923 0.04548 104 87 14 3
2248 Isn’t that why we have kids-so that we can act like one again? 1.1923 0.04548 104 87 14 3
2249 Hey kid, go fly a kite! 1.1923 0.04749 104 88 12 4
2250 You can use it when you help pay for it with property taxes. 1.1923 0.04548 104 87 14 3
2251 We can't afford sports cars, so... 1.1923 0.04749 104 88 12 4
2252 'Hey kid, fuck off ! 1.1923 0.04941 104 89 10 5
2253 We are dying. "Make-a-Wish" for grown-ups sucks. 1.1923 0.04749 104 88 12 4
2254 Now you know what you can have someday. 1.1923 0.04749 104 88 12 4
2255 Stay away from the sandbox-that’s our next stop! 1.1923 0.04548 104 87 14 3
2256 Sorry kid. Mature and sophisticated people only. 1.1923 0.04749 104 88 12 4
2257 This one is for big kids. 1.1923 0.04941 104 89 10 5
2258 Preparing for the down cycle 1.1923 0.04548 104 87 14 3
2259 It's easier than climbing the CORPORATE ladder. 1.1923 0.04548 104 87 14 3
2260 Time out Tommy, we adults need to exhilarate more. 1.1923 0.04338 104 86 16 2
2261 I was like you once, now, if you will excuse me. I am late for my board meeting over by the jungle gym. 1.1923 0.04338 104 86 16 2
2262 No, son - life is MORE fun in Big Boy Pants 1.1923 0.04548 104 87 14 3
2263 It varies, but you generally get to the top when you are around 30 to 40 years old. 1.1923 0.04548 104 87 14 3
2264 It's 'Happy Hour' 1.1923 0.04117 104 85 18 1
2265 Report us AND you REALLY will be going down a slippery slope." 1.1923 0.04338 104 86 16 2
2266 You'll have to wait your turn kid. We're still ruling the world. 1.1923 0.04338 104 86 16 2
2267 It's just so much more fun than climbing the corporate ladder 1.1923 0.04338 104 86 16 2
2268 Beat it kid, this is the adult therapy slide. 1.1923 0.04941 104 89 10 5
2269 Go find your own skirt to peek under! 1.1923 0.04749 104 88 12 4
2270 What did you think was at the top of the corporate ladder? 1.1923 0.04338 104 86 16 2
2271 This is the red slide; you can only use the blue one. 1.1923 0.04117 104 85 18 1
2272 Stop complaining or you'll never be on top on the seesaw again 1.1923 0.04338 104 86 16 2
2273 Corporate's trying a new recess program to increase productivity. 1.1923 0.04338 104 86 16 2
2274 We're big investors with low risk tolerance. 1.1923 0.04548 104 87 14 3
2275 One day you'll understand. 1.1923 0.04749 104 88 12 4
2276 You are too young to sign the waiver! 1.1923 0.04548 104 87 14 3
2277 Because sometimes all you've got left is to say "whee." 1.1923 0.04749 104 88 12 4
2278 Sorry kid, we reserved this slide for our offsite. 1.1923 0.04749 104 88 12 4
2279 Son, you must learn to wait your turn. The adults are playing. 1.1923 0.04548 104 87 14 3
2280 We'll be done in 5 minutes. Our boss thinks we're out here taking a smoke break. 1.1923 0.04548 104 87 14 3
2281 Requirements to ride this slide include a bachelor's degree, five years of playground experience, and a demonstrated proficiency in ladder climbing. 1.1923 0.04749 104 88 12 4
2282 We're not sliding, we're team building. 1.1923 0.04548 104 87 14 3
2283 You must be this tall to slide this slide. 1.1923 0.04548 104 87 14 3
2284 You gotta take recess when you can, son. 1.1923 0.04749 104 88 12 4
2285 Sorry.....you have to be as tall as the third step to slide down this slide 1.1923 0.04117 104 85 18 1
2286 Yea, he's ot working either! 1.1923 0.04338 104 86 16 2
2287 Sorry kid, no children allowed in the “ADULTS WITHOUT CHILDREN” section of the playground. 1.1923 0.04548 104 87 14 3
2288 Now go home and study!!...we bought this with your future... 1.1923 0.04749 104 88 12 4
2289 My inner child is 14 and under. 1.1923 0.04338 104 86 16 2
2290 Think this is unfair? Just wait until you see the coloring books. 1.1923 0.04548 104 87 14 3
2291 I can't wait to tell Legal about this playground. But for now it's Marketing's secret. 1.1923 0.04338 104 86 16 2
2292 Being in charge of adult day care doesn’t mean you can butt in. And yes I asked my mommy. 1.1923 0.04338 104 86 16 2
2293 Son, you can’t just slide by in life or maybe you can 1.1923 0.04941 104 89 10 5
2294 ...what? It's our slideshow presentation. 1.1923 0.05127 104 90 8 6
2295 Yess kid, this one is for shiny ass bookkeepers. 1.1923 0.04749 104 88 12 4
2296 Our company replaced the free gym memberships with visits to the free jungle gym 1.1923 0.04338 104 86 16 2
2297 They have their ups and downs 1.1923 0.04548 104 87 14 3
2298 Beat it kid, this is the metaphor slide. 1.1923 0.04941 104 89 10 5
2299 Once you've reached the top of the corporate ladder it's all downhill from there 1.1923 0.04117 104 85 18 1
2300 My therapist said I have to let my inner child play. 1.1923 0.03883 104 84 20 0
2301 Life lesson No. I. Big wins! 1.1923 0.04548 104 87 14 3
2302 No, you can't. Only those in the top 1 percent can use this slide. 1.1923 0.04749 104 88 12 4
2303 He who slides last slides best. 1.1923 0.04548 104 87 14 3
2304 It’s a 350$ personal growth class, but believe me, it’s worth it! 1.1923 0.04749 104 88 12 4
2305 David Remnick has always been a jerk. 1.1923 0.04941 104 89 10 5
2306 When you wear big boy pants 1.1923 0.04941 104 89 10 5
2307 Do you think this is the last administration? Just wait. 1.1923 0.04548 104 87 14 3
2308 Go away, kid. This is our weekly Accountants Go Crazy Day. 1.1923 0.04548 104 87 14 3
2309 It's a flagrant foul, the tie shouldn't fly. 1.1923 0.04338 104 86 16 2
2310 No cutsies. 1.1923 0.04548 104 87 14 3
2311 Tell mom I'll be home late tonight. 1.1923 0.04941 104 89 10 5
2312 We’re reliving our childhood, when going down meant success. 1.1923 0.04749 104 88 12 4
2313 Sorry kid, business class only. 1.1923 0.04338 104 86 16 2
2314 Son, you’ve got to be 4 rungs tall to slide down this slide. 1.1923 0.04338 104 86 16 2
2315 Pretty soon we're gonna be too old for the playground. It happens before you know it... 1.1923 0.04941 104 89 10 5
2316 Sometimes parents need to have fun ,too. 1.1923 0.04338 104 86 16 2
2317 I know you said it was the big kids slide, but I didn’t know you were talking about yourself. 1.1923 0.04338 104 86 16 2
2318 Go and play with your sister in the board room. 1.1923 0.04338 104 86 16 2
2319 Haters gonna hate. 1.1923 0.04548 104 87 14 3
2320 It distracts us from the political news. 1.1923 0.04338 104 86 16 2
2321 Scram kid! Go pick on somebody your own size! 1.1923 0.04749 104 88 12 4
2322 No. I didn't notice if the playground stocks continued their slide so don't bug me 1.1923 0.04548 104 87 14 3
2323 This is a working lunch! 1.1923 0.04941 104 89 10 5
2324 Until you wear a tie, long pants, and can grow a mustache, you are not allowed on the big slide. 1.1923 0.04941 104 89 10 5
2325 The trial resumes at two o’clock—until then it’s recess. 1.1923 0.04338 104 86 16 2
2326 Wait your turn. Let us know when you feel general ennui and an irresistible urge to relive your childhood. 1.1923 0.04749 104 88 12 4
2327 Our therapist reccomended this, said it would help us cope with our inevitable deaths or whatever. I don’t know. I’m just here ‘cuz slides are dope, ya dig? 1.1923 0.04338 104 86 16 2
2328 I am rubber, you are glue, whatever you say affects your father’s quarterly performance evaluation. 1.1923 0.04548 104 87 14 3
2329 No, that's a different me too. 1.1923 0.04338 104 86 16 2
2330 Because,after the last rounds of tariffs,this is the only fun thing we can afford. 1.1923 0.04338 104 86 16 2
2331 We're figuring out how to monetize fun kid...get lost! 1.1923 0.04338 104 86 16 2
2332 Don't worry, I promise you won't be late this time. 1.1923 0.04548 104 87 14 3
2333 This slide is for adults only. 1.1923 0.04338 104 86 16 2
2334 Get back in line, I was here first.” 1.1905 0.04508 105 88 14 3
2335 Sorry son, you'll have to organize your own menage a trois. 1.1905 0.04707 105 89 12 4
2336 The older you get, the higher the gravity of problems, now go and play! 1.1905 0.04081 105 86 18 1
2337 Thanks for coming along, Timmy. We wouldn't be able to play here without you, because of the playground rule that all adults must be accompanied by a child. 1.1905 0.04707 105 89 12 4
2338 One day you'll miss going down a slippery slope without unintended circumstances. 1.1905 0.04508 105 88 14 3
2339 Teachers gain parity in the schoolyard! 1.1905 0.04897 105 90 10 5
2340 We're with a stockbrokers convention. 1.1905 0.04300 105 87 16 2
2341 Move over kid, this is the big boy slide. 1.1905 0.04897 105 90 10 5
2342 Don't you have Forthright to play, or something? 1.1905 0.04508 105 88 14 3
2343 Not until you wear your big-boy pants. 1.1905 0.04508 105 88 14 3
2344 This ain't no merry go round! 1.1905 0.04707 105 89 12 4
2345 Pick on someone your own size! 1.1905 0.04508 105 88 14 3
2346 You can play with our inner children once they're free. 1.1905 0.04897 105 90 10 5
2347 We've been diagnosed with corporate ladder syndrome, so stay out of our way kid. 1.1905 0.04508 105 88 14 3
2348 Did you sign the petition for longer recess? 1.1905 0.04300 105 87 16 2
2349 Sorry, son--but this is part of the requirements we have to pass before we can join the "Make America Great Again" organization. 1.1905 0.04897 105 90 10 5
2350 It’s Mr. Fletcher’s retirement party. 1.1905 0.04300 105 87 16 2
2351 So you can buy your own when you grow up. 1.1905 0.04508 105 88 14 3
2352 It’s called nostalgia. One day you’ll feel it when you’re inside staring at your phone. 1.1905 0.04300 105 87 16 2
2353 Sometimes I need a little wheeee time. 1.1905 0.04508 105 88 14 3
2354 you need to be eighteen 1.1905 0.04707 105 89 12 4
2355 This is what happens when your sport gets into the Olympics. 1.1905 0.04707 105 89 12 4
2356 We are testing the slide. Come back in an hour. 1.1905 0.04508 105 88 14 3
2357 You need to put your big boy pants on. 1.1905 0.04707 105 89 12 4
2358 'Bring-a-parent-to-work' days are great for morale. 1.1905 0.04508 105 88 14 3
2359 11 to 12 is for adults only with depraved childhoods, 1.1905 0.04508 105 88 14 3
2360 We're the ones who never put on our big boy pants. 1.1905 0.04300 105 87 16 2
2361 I'm sorry, Bobby. You need to take the kid's slide to nowhere for a long time before you get to take the grown-up's slide to nowhere. 1.1905 0.04508 105 88 14 3
2362 When the electricity comes back on, we can all go home and play Nintendo. 1.1905 0.04081 105 86 18 1
2363 Someday, when you make enough money, you can slide down this one. 1.1905 0.04300 105 87 16 2
2364 It's called reliving glory days, kid...let us slide. 1.1905 0.04300 105 87 16 2
2365 Trust me, in ten years you will rebel into maturity. 1.1905 0.04300 105 87 16 2
2366 We're learning to have fun. Now go back to your own slide. 1.1905 0.04300 105 87 16 2
2367 Sorry, kid...this slide's to be ridden ironically. 1.1905 0.04508 105 88 14 3
2368 Will you also tell Mrs. Anderson that I'll be home late tonight? 1.1905 0.04508 105 88 14 3
2369 Shorts are no good, kid. Makes the legs too sticky. 1.1905 0.04508 105 88 14 3
2370 I wish the kids would grow up and have fun! 1.1905 0.04508 105 88 14 3
2371 One more time, then we're back to our cubicles at Tesla. 1.1905 0.04508 105 88 14 3
2372 Trust me, twenty years of being a divorce lawyer this isn’t even the weirdest thing I’ve seen. 1.1905 0.04707 105 89 12 4
2373 Big folks are to big slide as little folks are to kiddie slide. 1.1905 0.04300 105 87 16 2
2374 Sorry kid, I need this. 1.1905 0.04508 105 88 14 3
2375 This is the real thing, lad; yours is a toy. 1.1905 0.05081 105 91 8 6
2376 We need it more than you do! 1.1905 0.04508 105 88 14 3
2377 I suggest you start looking for work. 1.1905 0.04508 105 88 14 3
2378 Falling is more fun than climbing the corporate ladder. 1.1905 0.04897 105 90 10 5
2379 Sorry kid, it’s company policy that you submit a request to slide twenty-four hours in advance. 1.1905 0.04707 105 89 12 4
2380 And you're too young to be a divorced, unaccomplished furniture salesman yearning for a time before his spirit was crushed. Your point, kid?" 1.1905 0.04300 105 87 16 2
2381 This one's for adults only. 1.1905 0.04300 105 87 16 2
2382 Piss off I am the firm's Happiness Manager 1.1905 0.04508 105 88 14 3
2383 We’re from quality assurance. So far so good. 1.1905 0.04300 105 87 16 2
2384 Legal said "What the hell." 1.1905 0.04897 105 90 10 5
2385 Neckties or skirts required 1.1905 0.04081 105 86 18 1
2386 Here’s a fun fact for you, Myles: this is where you and your siblings were each conceived. 1.1905 0.04707 105 89 12 4
2387 This is the adult slide. 1.1881 0.04386 101 84 15 2
2388 Don't look for fairness if you want to WIN, son ! 1.1863 0.04772 102 87 11 4
2389 Listen kid, when an adult hits a slide there is no telling how long it might last. 1.1863 0.04117 102 84 17 1
2390 We don't carry lunch money. How about a stock option instead? 1.1863 0.04346 102 85 15 2
2391 One day, you’ll understand, Son. 1.1863 0.04564 102 86 13 3
2392 We do take playtime seriously. But at Facebook, we also take your privacy seriously. 1.1863 0.04564 102 86 13 3
2393 Hey, kid, you have this everyday, we only come once a month !! 1.1863 0.04772 102 87 11 4
2394 Back up, kid. We need this more than you do. 1.1863 0.04772 102 87 11 4
2395 Enjoy it while you can Billy because tomorrow we're taking over the small slide too. 1.1863 0.04346 102 85 15 2
2396 We rediscovered simple pleasures in group. 1.1863 0.04772 102 87 11 4
2397 When adults tell you to be mature, but then they ride the slide. 1.1863 0.04564 102 86 13 3
2398 You know kid, this experience prepares you for life. You climb the ladder as I as you can and then you slide down, all alone. 1.1863 0.04772 102 87 11 4
2399 Sorry kid, we were here first 1.1863 0.04564 102 86 13 3
2400 Daddy has a little more work to do, then we can play. 1.1863 0.04564 102 86 13 3
2401 This is the only slippery slope that ever made me happy; every other slippery slope simply sucks you in. 1.1863 0.04971 102 88 9 5
2402 One day you will find out about having a second childhood. 1.1863 0.04117 102 84 17 1
2403 Aw c'mon. Just one more time? 1.1863 0.04971 102 88 9 5
2404 We'd use the playground on 3rd street, but that's Madison's Law Firm Territory 1.1863 0.04346 102 85 15 2
2405 You must have $10,000 or more in debt to ride this slide. 1.1863 0.04564 102 86 13 3
2406 Sure, you can use this one--but not until our lunch hour is over. 1.1863 0.04346 102 85 15 2
2407 Dad is teaching the family how to slide into third base. 1.1856 0.04230 97 80 16 1
2408 Sorry buddy, but the gym was closed. 1.1845 0.04729 103 88 11 4
2409 Don't worry, you'll slide into middle age too soon enough 1.1845 0.04081 103 85 17 1
2410 Sorry. You have to wear a tie on this slide. 1.1845 0.04308 103 86 15 2
2411 The suite and tie are just for more gravity. 1.1845 0.05116 103 90 7 6
2412 Avert your eyes, Billy! If you accidentally see up her skirt, your nomination to the Supreme Court in 45 years will never make it out of Committee. 1.1845 0.04523 103 87 13 3
2413 The generation gap. That's why it's bigger. 1.1845 0.04081 103 85 17 1
2414 Whatever you do, don’t look up. 1.1845 0.04729 103 88 11 4
2415 You will continue to lose teeth if you slide head first. 1.1845 0.04308 103 86 15 2
2416 We're finding our inner child! 1.1845 0.04308 103 86 15 2
2417 I don't care that you want a turn your mother, me and Uncle Billy are taking this one for ourselves. 1.1845 0.04729 103 88 11 4
2418 It's ok Billy, when you grow up you'll get to be a kid everyday, but until then, mind your manners." 1.1845 0.04729 103 88 11 4
2419 Hey, ya big baby-->Go take a ride on yer own stinkin' slide!!! 1.1845 0.04729 103 88 11 4
2420 We're just taking a break from our white house jobs. 1.1845 0.04729 103 88 11 4
2421 I told you we were going to let it slide this time. 1.1845 0.04729 103 88 11 4
2422 Shouldn't you be inside playing Fortnite? 1.1845 0.03840 103 84 19 0
2423 No you can't; this one is only for immature, obese adults. 1.1845 0.04729 103 88 11 4
2424 You asked us to follow you so we're following you. 1.1818 0.04393 99 83 14 2
2425 Don’t look so miffed, Sisyphus, you’ll find your own line of work when you’re older. 1.1818 0.04152 99 82 16 1
2426 Sorry, you must be up to your neck in crippling mortgage debt to ride. 1.1818 0.04152 99 82 16 1
2427 My company replaced salaries with visits to the park. 1.1818 0.04393 99 83 14 2
2428 Son, it's a lesson for you. Life is a slippery slope 1.1818 0.04622 99 84 12 3
2429 Quiet! Mom and Dad are trying to play. 1.1818 0.05249 99 87 6 6
2430 Listen kid, be young while you can. 1.1818 0.04622 99 84 12 3
2431 The world without Viagra 1.1818 0.04840 99 85 10 4
2432 Hey kid, you've got your own slide—plus, a sandbox. Goodbye 1.1818 0.04622 99 84 12 3
2433 You can"t emulate me not until you. Emulate her. 1.1818 0.04622 99 84 12 3
2434 You have to be this tall to go down this slide. 1.1818 0.04393 99 83 14 2
2435 In times like these Timmy, it’s crucial to find glee in the simple things. 1.1818 0.04622 99 84 12 3
2436 Sorry, Buddy. Big slides are for adults and stock markets. 1.1818 0.04840 99 85 10 4
2437 We’ll be done in an hour, son! 1.1818 0.04393 99 83 14 2
2438 Fired Trump Employee Day. 1.1818 0.04840 99 85 10 4
2439 You'll get your turn after the midterms. 1.1818 0.04622 99 84 12 3
2440 And don't try and use the executive bathroom either. 1.1818 0.04622 99 84 12 3
2441 It’s only fair that we go first since you have all of our retirement money... 1.1818 0.04840 99 85 10 4
2442 Sorry kid ‘ This is the downhill slide of life 1.1818 0.04393 99 83 14 2
2443 They keep holding me back because I can't grasp the null set. 1.1818 0.04840 99 85 10 4
2444 Beat it kid, this is a formal wear slide. 1.1818 0.04393 99 83 14 2
2445 Sorry. Inner children only. 1.1818 0.04393 99 83 14 2
2446 Sorry, this slide is strictly for second childhoods. 1.1818 0.04840 99 85 10 4
2447 Back off, kid. This slide is for inner children only! 1.1818 0.04622 99 84 12 3
2448 Sorry Kid, but if she's not ready to take the plunge, I'm afraid your relationship is going downhill. 1.1818 0.04622 99 84 12 3
2449 Fine, I'll be careful. Now can I go play? 1.1818 0.04393 99 83 14 2
2450 Don’t believe the unemployment rate. 1.1818 0.04393 99 83 14 2
2451 Better to be a slider than a swinger kid. 1.1818 0.04393 99 83 14 2
2452 Are you waiting in line to be the next Supreme Court nominee? 1.1818 0.04622 99 84 12 3
2453 Son, life is like this slide. Waiting your whole childhood, climbing your whole career, and when its time to enjoy it, bam you're in the dirt. 1.1818 0.04393 99 83 14 2
2454 Daddy's busy. 1.1818 0.04840 99 85 10 4
2455 Sir, we couldn't help but notice you coming here alone from that bench across the street, but the slides, swing, and sandbox are for 'Take Your Repressed Parent to Recess Day'. 1.1818 0.04840 99 85 10 4
2456 Right now, we’re pursuing OUR happiness. You’ll just have to wait your turn. 1.1818 0.05048 99 86 8 5
2457 Bring your parents to work day. 1.1818 0.04622 99 84 12 3
2458 Boss thinks we need to do better job balancing work and play! 1.1818 0.04622 99 84 12 3
2459 You're too young to play Devil's Triangle 1.1818 0.04393 99 83 14 2
2460 This is included in the teacher's union contract. 1.1818 0.04152 99 82 16 1
2461 A man's inner child always surfaces during a nasty divorce. 1.1818 0.04152 99 82 16 1
2462 Your mother and I decided you're not making full use of the amenities your private school has to offer. We have to get our money's worth. 1.1818 0.04622 99 84 12 3
2463 Sorry Sonny, this one is only for politicians ! 1.1818 0.04622 99 84 12 3
2464 Sorry, you’re not properly dressed for the super slide. 1.1818 0.04152 99 82 16 1
2465 WE'RE GETTING READY FOR THE DOWNWARD SLIDE OF THE COUNTRY 1.1818 0.04622 99 84 12 3
2466 Sorry son, you're not old enough to get high. 1.1818 0.04393 99 83 14 2
2467 Yup, just like our stock portfolios...we're sliding! 1.1818 0.04393 99 83 14 2
2468 You'll get you're money when we're finished. We can't be unaccompanied adults! 1.1818 0.04622 99 84 12 3
2469 This one's for the inner child 1.1818 0.04393 99 83 14 2
2470 Did you forget it is bring your parents to playground week following the bring your child to work week ? 1.1818 0.04393 99 83 14 2
2471 It's true, adults do have more fun. 1.1818 0.04393 99 83 14 2
2472 'Sorry kid, we're from the #ustoo movement.' 1.1818 0.04840 99 85 10 4
2473 Please understand, most people over 40 don't care what you feel 1.1818 0.04152 99 82 16 1
2474 We’re sent from the Government to help you have fun. Watch and learn. 1.1818 0.04393 99 83 14 2
2475 We are sliding into midlife crisis in style 1.1818 0.03896 99 81 18 0
2476 I'm feeling a bit overdressed." 1.1818 0.04622 99 84 12 3
2477 Well you can just go tell Ms. Johnson that as of today, Wilson and Sullivan LLP rule the playground! 1.1818 0.03896 99 81 18 0
2478 He just was fired by Trump for sliding past his critics.. 1.1818 0.04840 99 85 10 4
2479 We whee, too. 1.1818 0.04152 99 82 16 1
2480 This is an exercise designed to enhance team dynamics. 1.1818 0.04622 99 84 12 3
2481 Excuse me, son. We're the committee which tests out recreational equipment to recommend to President Trump 1.1818 0.04393 99 83 14 2
2482 Are all the teachers having break downs? 1.1818 0.04622 99 84 12 3
2483 When you grow up your turn will come. 1.1818 0.04622 99 84 12 3
2484 You'll get your turn. Second childhood is our priority. 1.1818 0.04393 99 83 14 2
2485 Sorry kid, this is Daddy's happy hour." 1.1818 0.04393 99 83 14 2
2486 Sorry, kindergarten is too early for the technical ladder. 1.1818 0.04393 99 83 14 2
2487 Are you sure I'm ready for the Grown-up Slide? 1.1818 0.04622 99 84 12 3
2488 Well, as the saying goes: “Live, work and play.” In that order. 1.1818 0.04622 99 84 12 3
2489 You can use the slide once Slide Co. deems it safe 1.1818 0.04393 99 83 14 2
2490 This way the staffers think it's a fake arrest. 1.1818 0.04840 99 85 10 4
2491 It’s sexual. Try the other slide 1.1818 0.04622 99 84 12 3
2492 Whose idea was this "Bring your parent to school day?" 1.1818 0.04622 99 84 12 3
2493 Adult Enfantalism without a seesaw in sight. 1.1818 0.04622 99 84 12 3
2494 Sorry Timmy, it's adult slide only from 3 to 4." 1.1818 0.04393 99 83 14 2
2495 Now, son, the rules were very clear. You are a rotten egg. 1.1818 0.04840 99 85 10 4
2496 This one is for big people only. Your kind uses the little one. 1.1818 0.04622 99 84 12 3
2497 Don't make me give you another timeout. 1.1818 0.04393 99 83 14 2
2498 Sorry kid. MBAs only. 1.1818 0.04840 99 85 10 4
2499 Someday, son, but this is not the day. 1.1818 0.04393 99 83 14 2
2500 I agree this represents a difficult trend for your generation's future 1.1818 0.04840 99 85 10 4
2501 We need recess also. 1.1818 0.04393 99 83 14 2
2502 You can wait your turn. This is the only vacation teachers get. 1.1818 0.04622 99 84 12 3
2503 No, Marvin, you CAN'T go down the big kids' slide! 1.1818 0.04622 99 84 12 3
2504 Sorry shorty, the big slide is for big boy pants. 1.1800 0.04353 100 84 14 2
2505 Rest assured, your turn is coming. 1.1800 0.04353 100 84 14 2
2506 Let me have this one turn, kid. It’s all I have left. 1.1800 0.04115 100 83 16 1
2507 Listen kid we need this a lot more than you right now" 1.1800 0.04795 100 86 10 4
2508 We are following your natural leadership. 1.1800 0.04353 100 84 14 2
2509 We're doing a metaphor. 1.1800 0.04115 100 83 16 1
2510 Look.....and learn! 1.1800 0.03861 100 82 18 0
2511 Today is Take Your Adult Child To Work Out Some Issues Day. 1.1800 0.04353 100 84 14 2
2512 We went to Yale. 1.1789 0.04484 95 80 13 2
2513 We're from the ACME Slide Safety Evaluation Corporation. Now #$@% off. 1.1782 0.04750 101 87 10 4
2514 No, Henry, this is not "just a slide!" This is a "Grown-Up Life" training device: one moment you're at the top of the corporate ladder, the next moment you're on the pavement! 1.1771 0.04682 96 82 11 3
2515 We're trying to be more fluid as a family. 1.1771 0.04682 96 82 11 3
2516 He's "slip-sliding away", …... 1.1771 0.04187 96 80 15 1
2517 These are the executive slides kid, see you in 20 years" 1.1771 0.04187 96 80 15 1
2518 Do I tell you what to do during your coffee break? 1.1771 0.04441 96 81 13 2
2519 It's like "adult swim" at the pool. It's called "adult slide." 1.1771 0.04187 96 80 15 1
2520 Son, this slide beats the heck out of the Rabbit Holes your Mom and I have been going down! 1.1771 0.04441 96 81 13 2
2521 You won't believe what I buried in the sandbox! 1.1771 0.05129 96 84 7 5
2522 Поехали! which is Russian for "Let's go!" 1.1771 0.04441 96 81 13 2
2523 No duh, this is the big kid slide 1.1771 0.04910 96 83 9 4
2524 Stop kidding around, get your own. 1.1771 0.04682 96 82 11 3
2525 Sorry kid, you need to have crippling debt and a failed marriage to ride this slide. 1.1771 0.04441 96 81 13 2
2526 It's definitely boy, girl, boy, girl. You'll have to get on the other slide. 1.1771 0.04682 96 82 11 3
2527 We didn’t realize this is what the teachers meant by ‘taking our recess away’ for our misbehavior! 1.1771 0.04441 96 81 13 2
2528 You're Dad now. 1.1771 0.04682 96 82 11 3
2529 It's OK, this one is reinforced for us big boys and big girls. 1.1771 0.04187 96 80 15 1
2530 Hey kid, we’re the new 10. 1.1771 0.04441 96 81 13 2
2531 At your age, you don't even need the slide. What could you possibly be stressed about? 1.1771 0.04682 96 82 11 3
2532 We’re connecting with our inner children. 1.1771 0.04682 96 82 11 3
2533 You pay, you play. 1.1771 0.03917 96 79 17 0
2534 Some day this will be all yours kid. 1.1771 0.04187 96 80 15 1
2535 I m not going to tell you again, some things are just for grownups 1.1771 0.05129 96 84 7 5
2536 Stop complaining. Just watch and learn. 1.1771 0.04682 96 82 11 3
2537 Get a life, kid. 1.1771 0.04682 96 82 11 3
2538 Office bet to see if the thrill of living is gone 1.1771 0.03917 96 79 17 0
2539 We work at a play-based office. 1.1771 0.05129 96 84 7 5
2540 Don't worry. It's just a photo op to attract silicon valley investment. 1.1771 0.04441 96 81 13 2
2541 This one is for the old folks, it's the downhill slide. 1.1771 0.04441 96 81 13 2
2542 Stop complaining, you've got the sandbox all to yourself. 1.1771 0.04187 96 80 15 1
2543 It’s different because of the drugs 1.1771 0.04441 96 81 13 2
2544 NO, THIS ONE IS FOR "MAJOR LEAGUER" 1.1771 0.04682 96 82 11 3
2545 It's not insured for kids, 1.1771 0.04187 96 80 15 1
2546 Midlife sliders only. 1.1771 0.04682 96 82 11 3
2547 Parents night out 1.1771 0.04187 96 80 15 1
2548 We're putting the Whee in our team 1.1771 0.05129 96 84 7 5
2549 Well shouldn’t you be off adulting somewhere? 1.1771 0.05338 96 85 5 6
2550 No, Kenny, you CAN'T go down my big slide. I know YOUR slide is tiny, but that's what you get for being a kid. Neener, neener, NEENer!!!! 1.1771 0.04441 96 81 13 2
2551 Now you are learning life's lessons on the playground. 1.1771 0.04682 96 82 11 3
2552 We'll show you how to have fun. 1.1771 0.04187 96 80 15 1
2553 Hey, Buzz Off, kid! It's National "Parents Enable Themselves Day!" 1.1771 0.04187 96 80 15 1
2554 Sorry Jimmy, This slide is only for overweight adults. You have to share the other one with the overweight girl. 1.1771 0.04910 96 83 9 4
2555 Put on your big boy pants and use your own damned slide! 1.1771 0.04910 96 83 9 4
2556 Sorry kid, the slide is millennials only. 1.1771 0.04441 96 81 13 2
2557 It's called a mid-life crisis, and when you grow up, you will have one just like daddy. 1.1771 0.04441 96 81 13 2
2558 Ayn Rand will explain it all to you when you're old enough to understand bad writing. 1.1771 0.04910 96 83 9 4
2559 Life Begins at Forty 1.1771 0.04187 96 80 15 1
2560 How does my butt look? 1.1771 0.04682 96 82 11 3
2561 You're too young for corporate chutes & ladders." 1.1771 0.04910 96 83 9 4
2562 Wait till you have a mortgage. 1.1771 0.04682 96 82 11 3
2563 Sorry, but you kids have to suffer for the excesses of our generation. 1.1771 0.04441 96 81 13 2
2564 Your mother and I have decided: no cuts. 1.1771 0.04441 96 81 13 2
2565 Does your company pay you to play? I didn't think so. 1.1771 0.04910 96 83 9 4
2566 We're practicing for the next big stock market crash. 1.1771 0.04187 96 80 15 1
2567 Be nice to those you meet on the way up because you will meet them when you slide down 1.1771 0.04441 96 81 13 2
2568 You should see the wheelchair slide for grandparents. 1.1771 0.04910 96 83 9 4
2569 This is the dark money slide, kid. 1.1771 0.04910 96 83 9 4
2570 I was with Toys R Us and this is the only corporate ladder that remains. 1.1771 0.03917 96 79 17 0
2571 Uncle Ed just paroled and this is what he wants to do. It could be worse. 1.1771 0.04187 96 80 15 1
2572 It's all about scale and proportion, do you see? 1.1771 0.04187 96 80 15 1
2573 It's called "Second Childhood". Ask your teacher. 1.1771 0.04187 96 80 15 1
2574 Sorry, Billy. We're the New Big Kids on the Block! 1.1771 0.04682 96 82 11 3
2575 Pay attention now, it’s a lesson in how to let stuff slide! 1.1771 0.04682 96 82 11 3
2576 Adults donated to build this children's park so bottom line is bull---walks, money talks. 1.1771 0.04441 96 81 13 2
2577 We are trying out the effects of the President's new tariffs. 1.1771 0.04441 96 81 13 2
2578 Two seconds of relief, little man, two seconds of relief. 1.1771 0.04441 96 81 13 2
2579 Get lost, kid, this is our turf. 1.1771 0.04682 96 82 11 3
2580 Well I'm not gonna sit here and pretend like working for a playground construction company doesn't have its perks...anyway what are YOU doing here?" 1.1771 0.04441 96 81 13 2
2581 Sorry, the slide is for children. This frictionless plane is for adults only. 1.1771 0.04441 96 81 13 2
2582 Sorry, but we need to practice climbing the corporate ladder. 1.1771 0.04187 96 80 15 1
2583 One more time than I’ll go back to work! 1.1771 0.03917 96 79 17 0
2584 Why do grownups get all the good rides?" Barbara Druskoff 867 El Caminito Rd. Fallbrook, CA 92028 760 723 045 1.1771 0.04187 96 80 15 1
2585 We're practicing to run for president. 1.1771 0.04682 96 82 11 3
2586 Hey kid, the line is 30 years for this one. 1.1771 0.04441 96 81 13 2
2587 When you're a little taller, you can go on the big people slide. 1.1771 0.04910 96 83 9 4
2588 PAPA I HAVE PRESSURE .MAY I GO FIRST ON SLIDE 1.1771 0.04682 96 82 11 3
2589 Father: "No son, this is only for grown-ups" Son: Wow, I guess this is a slide where adults are young again" 1.1771 0.04682 96 82 11 3
2590 We're still getting paid for this, right? 1.1771 0.04441 96 81 13 2
2591 No, not everything gets better. 1.1771 0.03917 96 79 17 0
2592 We never played well in the sandbox, either 1.1753 0.03880 97 80 17 0
2593 Oh, we're not playing, we're enacting the 'Stages of Business Life.' 1.1753 0.04637 97 83 11 3
2594 First you have to get your MBA. 1.1753 0.04148 97 81 15 1
2595 Hey, kid, this isn't scary, is it? 1.1753 0.04399 97 82 13 2
2596 Graduate 8th grade, graduate high school, get a b.s. in accounting from a middling college, work your way up to assistant manager, then you can enjoy the big rewards. Now scram. 1.1753 0.04399 97 82 13 2
2597 It's for your protection son. All of us at the agency do whatever it takes to protect all consumers." 1.1753 0.04863 97 84 9 4
2598 I was here first, Dustin. Sad! 1.1753 0.04399 97 82 13 2
2599 This is the best it's gonna get, kid! 1.1753 0.04637 97 83 11 3
2600 And for only 15 cents more you can add metal burn cover to your policy. 1.1753 0.04399 97 82 13 2
2601 Sorry kid, our experts have to try it out first. 1.1753 0.04637 97 83 11 3
2602 Your therapist was right....you are an old soul 1.1753 0.04148 97 81 15 1
2603 May I see some ID? 1.1753 0.04148 97 81 15 1
2604 Sorry! You are not tall enough for this slide 1.1753 0.03880 97 80 17 0
2605 This is our economy kid, you'll just have to wait your turn. 1.1753 0.04148 97 81 15 1
2606 No shorts allowed. 1.1753 0.04637 97 83 11 3
2607 There were some mistakes in your execution, but I’ll let them slide. Now watch how it’s done. 1.1753 0.04399 97 82 13 2
2608 So what, kid, you want to make something of it? 1.1753 0.04148 97 81 15 1
2609 Son, five more minutes...pleaseeeee 1.1753 0.04637 97 83 11 3
2610 You’ll get to your big slide down when you grow up. 1.1753 0.04148 97 81 15 1
2611 Sorry, no 'half-off' discounts on couples therapy. 1.1753 0.04399 97 82 13 2
2612 I know you are scared, but there is nothing to be scared of on the little slide... debatable 1.1753 0.04399 97 82 13 2
2613 One day my boy, you'll be an adult like us and need to start taking life seriously. Now watch me this time! 1.1753 0.04863 97 84 9 4
2614 The whee is not here for you. Go back to mini-whee. 1.1753 0.04637 97 83 11 3
2615 sorry, this ones just people who feel young 1.1753 0.04399 97 82 13 2
2616 Pick a slide of your own, kid, and shut up. 1.1753 0.04863 97 84 9 4
2617 You can take our mortgage from here, right, Buddy? 1.1753 0.04148 97 81 15 1
2618 Sorry, kid. This one's for adults only. 1.1753 0.04399 97 82 13 2
2619 What? You've never seen three adults in business attire dominate the playground before? 1.1753 0.04637 97 83 11 3
2620 Buzz off kid, I'm prepping for the next round of tariffs. 1.1753 0.04399 97 82 13 2
2621 Wait your turn on Bring Your Kids to School Day, Billy. 1.1753 0.04399 97 82 13 2
2622 And to think that they were skeptical about universal basic income 1.1753 0.04148 97 81 15 1
2623 "When we're through 1.1753 0.04637 97 83 11 3
2624 If you have no children, there’s no need to grow. 1.1753 0.03880 97 80 17 0
2625 Not until you are ready to act like a child" 1.1753 0.04399 97 82 13 2
2626 Well, the sign didn't say anything about adults. 1.1735 0.04109 98 82 15 1
2627 Are we in touch with our inner child yet, dear? 1.1735 0.04358 98 83 13 2
2628 Whoever plays at Georgetown Prep, stays at Georgetown Prep. 1.1735 0.04816 98 85 9 4
2629 You see, son, this is a lesson on sharing. 1.1735 0.04816 98 85 9 4
2630 Wait until you get a meeting canceled at the last minute! 1.1735 0.04358 98 83 13 2
2631 Sure, I’ll tell you how to handle those bullies...right after my next turn. 1.1735 0.04109 98 82 15 1
2632 What happens here stays in this playground. 1.1735 0.03845 98 81 17 0
2633 Hey kid, this is the grown-ups slide! 1.1735 0.04593 98 84 11 3
2634 Well, my lad, you'll understand once you get into the work force. 1.1735 0.04109 98 82 15 1
2635 Sorry! Since the administration removed the teeter-totter, merry-go-round, and jungle gym, this is the only fun thing left to do on our lunch hour! 1.1735 0.04358 98 83 13 2
2636 You may want to put on long pants in the future before climbing this ladder, son, so it wont burn you on the way down. 1.1735 0.04109 98 82 15 1
2637 It's a game adults play called Downsizing. It helps them learn how to enjoy being fired." 1.1735 0.04358 98 83 13 2
2638 Can too. We're team building. 1.1735 0.04109 98 82 15 1
2639 Hey Brett, grab Orin and the girls, my dad got us a keg 1.1735 0.04593 98 84 11 3
2640 Sorry kid. He’s a Democrat, so he’s feeling a little giddy right now 1.1735 0.04358 98 83 13 2
2641 When you're older you will learn how to "slide by." 1.1735 0.04109 98 82 15 1
2642 We're here because our parents wouldn't let us play on the jungle gym. 1.1735 0.04358 98 83 13 2
2643 Sorry son, this is daddy's 'Whee' time 1.1735 0.04358 98 83 13 2
2644 You will understand when you are old enough. 1.1735 0.04109 98 82 15 1
2645 I've had a rough week, Timmy. Let me have this one. 1.1735 0.04358 98 83 13 2
2646 We just want to show you how it's supposed to be done, kid. 1.1735 0.04358 98 83 13 2
2647 Sorry for cutting, kid, but our parents are waiting for us. 1.1735 0.03845 98 81 17 0
2648 This slide is too big for you. 1.1735 0.04358 98 83 13 2
2649 Your mother and I are Crash of ‘87 deprived children. 1.1735 0.04593 98 84 11 3
2650 No, this is just for frequent sliders. 1.1735 0.04109 98 82 15 1
2651 Well, it's not child's play. 1.1735 0.04358 98 83 13 2
2652 Today is adult play day. Go home! 1.1735 0.04358 98 83 13 2
2653 Sorry, kid, but this one is for TSA pre-check. 1.1720 0.04221 93 78 14 1
2654 This is the adult slide, Shorty. 1.1720 0.04743 93 80 10 3
2655 We have a PhD Billy, you know the rule. 1.1720 0.04490 93 79 12 2
2656 When you grow up, you'll understand the true meaning of "all work and no play" 1.1720 0.04490 93 79 12 2
2657 Just wait till you try to draw down social security. 1.1720 0.04221 93 78 14 1
2658 Life is fleeting. Enjoy the ride!" 1.1720 0.04490 93 79 12 2
2659 Sorry, you're not mature enough. 1.1720 0.04743 93 80 10 3
2660 It's our hemorrhoid therapy day kid. 1.1720 0.04743 93 80 10 3
2661 The linen makes you slide faster. 1.1720 0.04743 93 80 10 3
2662 This is the ‘grown-up’ slide kid. 1.1720 0.04221 93 78 14 1
2663 Sorry son. The ‘Menage a Trois’ slide requires proof of deviant sexual behavior. 1.1720 0.04490 93 79 12 2
2664 This is the adult slide son; don’t be in a hurry to grow up. 1.1720 0.04490 93 79 12 2
2665 Sorry. We have this one reserved until 4 p.m. 1.1720 0.04743 93 80 10 3
2666 The boss told us to release our inner child. 1.1720 0.04490 93 79 12 2
2667 No, it's true. The corporate ladder is still just a ladder. 1.1720 0.04221 93 78 14 1
2668 My lunch hour; my slide. 1.1720 0.04221 93 78 14 1
2669 Bet you don't even know what TGIF stands for Dummy! 1.1720 0.04221 93 78 14 1
2670 We really are the one percent. 1.1720 0.04490 93 79 12 2
2671 Flight attendant cosplay. You? 1.1720 0.04221 93 78 14 1
2672 Federal Bureau of Overprotective Parents, Sir. We have a warrant to test this equipment. 1.1720 0.04221 93 78 14 1
2673 Life's lesson son, don't aspire to grownups fun. 1.1720 0.04743 93 80 10 3
2674 You'll understand when you're my age. 1.1720 0.04490 93 79 12 2
2675 Hey Mister, is this what they mean by “over the hill?” 1.1720 0.04221 93 78 14 1
2676 My stress is bigger than yours. No backs! 1.1720 0.04221 93 78 14 1
2677 It's my inner child's turn. 1.1720 0.04490 93 79 12 2
2678 No.. all I said was, it's rude to do this. 1.1720 0.04743 93 80 10 3
2679 Age before puny, son. 1.1720 0.04743 93 80 10 3
2680 We are reconnecting with our inner child. 1.1720 0.04490 93 79 12 2
2681 Sorry, kid. It's straight edge happy hour. 1.1720 0.04743 93 80 10 3
2682 I've taught your Mom and she's really good now 1.1720 0.04743 93 80 10 3
2683 When you get to wear 'Big-boy pants'. 1.1720 0.04490 93 79 12 2
2684 Among other things, yes. The bigger question is why you are here on an in-service day. 1.1720 0.04490 93 79 12 2
2685 We got here first kid so go play in the sandbox. 1.1702 0.04446 94 80 12 2
2686 Adults only! 1.1702 0.04446 94 80 12 2
2687 '"Beat it somewhere else kid...and STOP looking up her skirt..." 1.1702 0.04180 94 79 14 1
2688 I'll let you cut in on me in the rat race. 1.1702 0.04180 94 79 14 1
2689 Use the other one kid. We gotta have fun too. 1.1702 0.04446 94 80 12 2
2690 Will you please try not to wiz on this ride, too ! 1.1702 0.04180 94 79 14 1
2691 Be patient, son. It takes awhile to embrace the prospect of deliberately climbing a ladder just so some part of your body can hit the ground at full speed. But after a time, it's all you'll ever want to do. 1.1702 0.04446 94 80 12 2
2692 Don’t make me subpoena your middle name. 1.1702 0.04180 94 79 14 1
2693 This is really about sliding out of problems. 1.1702 0.04180 94 79 14 1
2694 Because my smart watch said so. 1.1702 0.04446 94 80 12 2
2695 I'll meet you in the sandbox after my next turn. 1.1702 0.04180 94 79 14 1
2696 I need to see some ID. 1.1702 0.04446 94 80 12 2
2697 This isn't kids' stuff. You'll understand when you're older. 1.1702 0.04180 94 79 14 1
2698 The grownups are in charge now 1.1702 0.03897 94 78 16 0
2699 Please, kid. This is the best part of our week. 1.1702 0.04933 94 82 8 4
2700 We're just grabbing a little whee time. 1.1702 0.04696 94 81 10 3
2701 Okay, I'll ask him to tone it down. 1.1702 0.04696 94 81 10 3
2702 Dentists only, kid. 1.1702 0.03897 94 78 16 0
2703 Sorry kid. The corporate cuts really hit our team-building budget this quarter. 1.1702 0.04446 94 80 12 2
2704 We used to be circus folk. 1.1702 0.04933 94 82 8 4
2705 You can be anything you want. Don’t look up to me, kid. 1.1702 0.04446 94 80 12 2
2706 Sorry, Timmy. Only premium park users can ride today. Come back on Wednesday. 1.1702 0.04446 94 80 12 2
2707 Now that the kids no longer do the physical, we have it all to ourselves! 1.1702 0.04446 94 80 12 2
2708 We cheat by riding on sheets of waxed paper. 1.1702 0.04446 94 80 12 2
2709 You can have a turn on the big slide once you start paying taxes, you freeloader 1.1702 0.04446 94 80 12 2
2710 These days, Johnny, most adults need a lawyer to have fun. 1.1702 0.04180 94 79 14 1
2711 Go play in the sandbox kid- This is for grownups 1.1702 0.04696 94 81 10 3
2712 One day, Simba, all of this will be yours. 1.1702 0.04933 94 82 8 4
2713 This is the adult-only slide 1.1702 0.04180 94 79 14 1
2714 This will teach you to respect your elders. 1.1702 0.04446 94 80 12 2
2715 When you're an adult everything scares you, so what-the-hell! 1.1702 0.03897 94 78 16 0
2716 No one cares, kid. 1.1702 0.04696 94 81 10 3
2717 Go cry to mommy about it. 1.1702 0.04446 94 80 12 2
2718 ...and this is how we Trump supporters entertain ourselves. 1.1702 0.04446 94 80 12 2
2719 Oh come on Jimmy, go back to your sister, your parents need some fun. 1.1702 0.04446 94 80 12 2
2720 hey mister...how come you guys all smell like skunk? 1.1684 0.04402 95 81 12 2
2721 Sorry, this one is for grown=up kids. 1.1684 0.04884 95 83 8 4
2722 "Just wait your turn. Maybe twenty years." 1.1684 0.04650 95 82 10 3
2723 listen, son....you must be 21 or older fro this one. 1.1684 0.04140 95 80 14 1
2724 I want both your feet out of that lava by the time I get back from space. 1.1684 0.04402 95 81 12 2
2725 It's easier than trying to describe to you what to do. 1.1667 0.03824 96 80 16 0
2726 I don't care what your qualifications are, no cutsies. 1.1648 0.04212 91 77 13 1
2727 Just five more minutes. 1.1648 0.04212 91 77 13 1
2728 Quiet kid, my mom said I’m too old to be single but I told her that 40 is too young, wait a minute.....son? 1.1648 0.04212 91 77 13 1
2729 Life slides past you fast kid. 1.1648 0.04756 91 79 9 3
2730 Excuse me sir this is our recess." "Yeah, me too kid. 1.1648 0.04492 91 78 11 2
2731 This is different. You're too young to understand. 1.1648 0.05006 91 80 7 4
2732 Do you get a little nauseous on the way down too? 1.1648 0.04492 91 78 11 2
2733 This slide is addictive. Once you go down it you can never ever stop. 1.1648 0.04756 91 79 9 3
2734 Get a job, kid. 1.1648 0.04756 91 79 9 3
2735 Sorry, son, this is for hedge fun traders only. 1.1648 0.04756 91 79 9 3
2736 Sorry, you have to be over 5 feet tall and over 200 pounds to ride the big kid slide! 1.1648 0.04492 91 78 11 2
2737 Sure it looks fun, but you would not believe the tax bracket it puts me into. 1.1648 0.04756 91 79 9 3
2738 This has really helped me to work out feelings of belonging. I should have done this years ago. 1.1648 0.04492 91 78 11 2
2739 The small one is for kids 1.1648 0.04492 91 78 11 2
2740 Just follow your slide coaches. 1.1648 0.03911 91 76 15 0
2741 When you get to be my age, you'll understand. 1.1648 0.04212 91 77 13 1
2742 It’s too dangerous for you Tommy 1.1648 0.04212 91 77 13 1
2743 "Step aside kid, let me show you how the pros do it" 1.1648 0.04492 91 78 11 2
2744 Sorry kid,they're not here. This slide's restricted to those searching for their inner child. 1.1648 0.04212 91 77 13 1
2745 I’ll look slimmer with the jacket on when you post this on Instagram. 1.1648 0.04492 91 78 11 2
2746 Not now, son. This is an important board meeting. 1.1648 0.04492 91 78 11 2
2747 I gave you my weekly lunch stipend yesterday, please don't hit me again 1.1648 0.05006 91 80 7 4
2748 The slide for “shorts” is behind you! 1.1648 0.04212 91 77 13 1
2749 You can have this back, kid, when OUR nightmare is over 1.1648 0.04756 91 79 9 3
2750 Can't we just for once let 'This Week's Contest' slide? 1.1648 0.04756 91 79 9 3
2751 Watch and learn how Daddy slides backwards! 1.1648 0.04756 91 79 9 3
2752 Behind every mediocre shlub is an equally mediocre woman; welcome to the real world, son! 1.1648 0.04756 91 79 9 3
2753 Stop complaining, Steven. Can't you see that Daddy is trying to forget about the pressures of society in this increasingly nihilistic world? 1.1648 0.04756 91 79 9 3
2754 You'll have to wait until all the all the joy of youth is crushed. 1.1648 0.04492 91 78 11 2
2755 Next time we'll use a material with less friction. 1.1648 0.04492 91 78 11 2
2756 Pre-Retirement Seminar. 1.1648 0.04492 91 78 11 2
2757 The lonely, the confused, and the adults. 1.1648 0.04212 91 77 13 1
2758 Listen Billy, one must always have fun with the utmost seriousness. 1.1648 0.04492 91 78 11 2
2759 Sorry, this one is for sliding into mid-life crisis. 1.1648 0.04212 91 77 13 1
2760 They put this one up as part of an age discrimination settlement. 1.1648 0.03911 91 76 15 0
2761 Sorry, necktie required here 1.1648 0.04756 91 79 9 3
2762 OK Jimmy - It's time to put on your big boy pants 1.1648 0.04492 91 78 11 2
2763 It's about time they instituted bring your parent to school day. 1.1648 0.04492 91 78 11 2
2764 Minimum height for this slide is 4 feet! 1.1648 0.04492 91 78 11 2
2765 Sorry, kid. This one's for inner children only. 1.1648 0.04756 91 79 9 3
2766 This is why the Park & Rec department aren't taken seriously anymore. 1.1648 0.04212 91 77 13 1
2767 This is our prep period. 1.1648 0.04492 91 78 11 2
2768 Cuts?! How much property tax did YOU pay last year?! Yeah. That’s what I thought. Cuts. 1.1648 0.05006 91 80 7 4
2769 Sorry kid, but the short-pants slide is over there. 1.1648 0.04492 91 78 11 2
2770 use the other one, we have to go back to work in a few minutes 1.1648 0.04492 91 78 11 2
2771 We got sent back for not playing nicely. 1.1648 0.05006 91 80 7 4
2772 These days, adults need ways to forget what's happening in Washington and have some childlike fun. 1.1648 0.04212 91 77 13 1
2773 This one's for the big kids. 1.1648 0.05006 91 80 7 4
2774 Don't worry son, is not fun not at all! 1.1648 0.04756 91 79 9 3
2775 Wait. Wait a long time. You must be very old to ride this one. 1.1648 0.04492 91 78 11 2
2776 You don’t meet the height or age requirement yet. 1.1648 0.04492 91 78 11 2
2777 Listen, when the principal starts forcing you to buy the slides, then we'll discuss dibs. 1.1648 0.04212 91 77 13 1
2778 Once we finished our coloring books, what else were we gonna do? 1.1648 0.04492 91 78 11 2
2779 Hey listen, Life is a mix of Rise & Fall. Just enjoy it at all the time. 1.1648 0.04212 91 77 13 1
2780 Can It. We need recess more. 1.1648 0.04492 91 78 11 2
2781 Buzz off, kid. House Committee for Ensuring Quality Child Playtime gets the good slide. 1.1648 0.04212 91 77 13 1
2782 Yeah, well life isn't fair. 1.1648 0.04212 91 77 13 1
2783 We're reinventing adult entertainment. 1.1648 0.04756 91 79 9 3
2784 I can't stop and explain. I only have 10 minutes before I am back at my desk increasing shareholder value. 1.1648 0.04212 91 77 13 1
2785 Son, the grownups are busy here. 1.1648 0.04212 91 77 13 1
2786 Son, this is a private company event. 1.1648 0.03911 91 76 15 0
2787 Sorry kid, this kind of fun is only for adults 1.1648 0.04756 91 79 9 3
2788 You’ll have to wait till your second childhood. 1.1648 0.04492 91 78 11 2
2789 The baby boomers screwed us all so we're in the same boat. 1.1648 0.04756 91 79 9 3
2790 Haven’t you heard? It’s take yourself to recess day. 1.1648 0.04492 91 78 11 2
2791 Sorry kid, but this slippery slope is for ill-intentioned adults only. 1.1648 0.04756 91 79 9 3
2792 "It's a sanctuary playground... that's why." 1.1648 0.04492 91 78 11 2
2793 This is a corporate outing. Would you mind using the other facilities? 1.1648 0.04212 91 77 13 1
2794 Forget it, Jake. It's 2018. 1.1648 0.04756 91 79 9 3
2795 Go into the gin mill across the street and get me back my car keys, then you can have the slide. 1.1648 0.04492 91 78 11 2
2796 Have you gotten your Real ID yet? 1.1648 0.04212 91 77 13 1
2797 Hey, helicopter parents are allowed to have fun too. 1.1648 0.04492 91 78 11 2
2798 It has to do with sex, you wouldn't understand. 1.1648 0.04756 91 79 9 3
2799 Wait till you pay your dues kid 1.1648 0.04212 91 77 13 1
2800 Maybe when you're old enough to think this was ever fun. 1.1648 0.04492 91 78 11 2
2801 Look kid, you wanna play on a slide, get out there and float an ipo, then get lots of dough, quit to”be with the fam more”, then buy yourself one. This one is ours. 1.1633 0.03753 98 82 16 0
2802 My mom said, you can't play on this slide! 1.1591 0.03921 88 74 14 0
2803 Don't patronize me, Tim. 1.1591 0.04539 88 76 10 2
2804 If he goes down,we all go down. 1.1591 0.04241 88 75 12 1
2805 If you want to play with the big boys you'll have to grow up. 1.1591 0.04241 88 75 12 1
2806 The sandbox is also off limits. 1.1591 0.03921 88 74 14 0
2807 Now, dear, I'll show you how to go backwards in time 1.1591 0.04818 88 77 8 3
2808 Wait for your turn kid. My 150$ hour therapist says my inner child needs to go down that slide 1.1591 0.03921 88 74 14 0
2809 No, you can't use this grown-up one. Go over there and give her a little push. 1.1591 0.03921 88 74 14 0
2810 Obviously business in on the slide again. 1.1591 0.04241 88 75 12 1
2811 This slide is only for analysts. Please go back to your little slide and write my PowerPoint because you will never be an analyst. 1.1591 0.04539 88 76 10 2
2812 All work and no play makes you a dull boy...you'll get it when you're older. 1.1591 0.04241 88 75 12 1
2813 Size matters. 1.1591 0.04241 88 75 12 1
2814 Wait your turn, kid. 1.1591 0.04539 88 76 10 2
2815 Sorry, kid. You don’t meet the height requirement. 1.1591 0.04241 88 75 12 1
2816 We need a weeeee too. 1.1591 0.04539 88 76 10 2
2817 It's a new model for the stock market. 1.1591 0.04539 88 76 10 2
2818 He's retiring from Google. 1.1591 0.04241 88 75 12 1
2819 If you want to ride the Big Slide, you've got to pay your dues in the Sandbox. 1.1591 0.04818 88 77 8 3
2820 We told our boss we wanted to climb the coroporate ladder... then he bought us this 1.1591 0.04539 88 76 10 2
2821 Act your age, kid. 1.1591 0.05082 88 78 6 4
2822 It sure is fun once you reach the top of the Corporate Ladder. 1.1591 0.04241 88 75 12 1
2823 Trust me when I tell you it’s a slippery slope. 1.1591 0.04539 88 76 10 2
2824 We had this slide reserved for 12:15pm. 1.1591 0.04241 88 75 12 1
2825 Why? Yes, you're right, both are shaped like the Gaussian probability density function, but ours has a variance of 0.5. Your variance is 1. 1.1591 0.03921 88 74 14 0
2826 Sorry, but you need an AARP membership card to use this one." 1.1591 0.04818 88 77 8 3
2827 Don't even think about it, kid. 1.1591 0.04818 88 77 8 3
2828 We are in transition mode to retirement...wait your turn kid. 1.1591 0.04539 88 76 10 2
2829 Can't you see I'm busy? If you can't hold it, use the sandbox. 1.1591 0.04539 88 76 10 2
2830 Our taxes paid for this playground, and we'll use it when we darn well want to. And we want to. 1.1591 0.04539 88 76 10 2
2831 Just rub some wax paper on your shooty shoot. 1.1591 0.04539 88 76 10 2
2832 You've got to be as high as me to ride this ride. 1.1591 0.04539 88 76 10 2
2833 Sorry kid. You're not ready for the Slippery Slope. 1.1591 0.04241 88 75 12 1
2834 Sorry kid, from 12 to 3 is the 'witchng hour' reserved for the child inside us adults". 1.1591 0.03921 88 74 14 0
2835 You're NOT my Mother, KID! 1.1591 0.04241 88 75 12 1
2836 Sorry kid but you're too young to understand the importance of metaphor to us Wall Street types." 1.1591 0.04241 88 75 12 1
2837 That's the problem with your generation. You dress like children. 1.1591 0.04241 88 75 12 1
2838 We need this. 1.1591 0.04539 88 76 10 2
2839 We didn’t run it by HR or Legal. 1.1591 0.04241 88 75 12 1
2840 Scram kid, we all are desperately trying to find our inner child. 1.1591 0.04241 88 75 12 1
2841 You'll understand when you grow up son. 1.1591 0.04539 88 76 10 2
2842 They're in the 99th percentile. 1.1591 0.04818 88 77 8 3
2843 They’ll only hire us if we know Slides. 1.1591 0.04241 88 75 12 1
2844 Look kid, the key to success is to work hard, and play even harder. 1.1591 0.04241 88 75 12 1
2845 We already have adult coloring books. Why not slides? 1.1591 0.04818 88 77 8 3
2846 Sorry, our boss asked us to work on the slides. 1.1591 0.04241 88 75 12 1
2847 We at quality control take our job seriously. 1.1591 0.03921 88 74 14 0
2848 You’re no son of mine. 1.1591 0.04818 88 77 8 3
2849 Sorry, kid, opioid crisis. 1.1591 0.04241 88 75 12 1
2850 Yours is just a slide son ... ours is a symbol of political morality 1.1591 0.04241 88 75 12 1
2851 Go back to the bunny hill, kid. 1.1591 0.04241 88 75 12 1
2852 Youth? How we mock what we are to become. 1.1591 0.03921 88 74 14 0
2853 I don't think you're quite ready for life's ups and downs. 1.1591 0.04818 88 77 8 3
2854 Because we're bigger than you. 1.1591 0.04539 88 76 10 2
2855 It beats playing in the sandbox. 1.1591 0.03921 88 74 14 0
2856 This slide was bought with my taxes. I get to go first, kid. 1.1591 0.04241 88 75 12 1
2857 I don't suppose you have any Valium? 1.1591 0.04539 88 76 10 2
2858 Sorry kid. This is then midlife crisis adult slide. 1.1591 0.04539 88 76 10 2
2859 No, I will NOT lend you $100,000 1.1591 0.04241 88 75 12 1
2860 They couldn't give us healthcare, so this is the next best thing 1.1591 0.04539 88 76 10 2
2861 To use this one, you have to be a dolt. 1.1591 0.04539 88 76 10 2
2862 Don’t ever grow up! 1.1591 0.04818 88 77 8 3
2863 Sure. But only after I explain to you the complexity and craftsmanship that makes this particular model so unique and help you to gain a fuller appreciation for the- 1.1591 0.04539 88 76 10 2
2864 Listen Timmy, teachers need recess dealing with you ME-ME-ME degenerates all morning! 1.1591 0.04539 88 76 10 2
2865 This will prepare you to be a stockbroker like your daddy. 1.1591 0.04539 88 76 10 2
2866 You'll have to wait your turn. We're practising for the midterm celebration. 1.1591 0.04818 88 77 8 3
2867 This is the Business Slide. 1.1566 0.04364 83 71 11 1
2868 how can anyone at the new yorker not want t know how "i love NY" actually came about? 1.1529 0.04881 85 75 7 3
2869 It has to do with vectors and ratios, things you'll understand when you're older. 1.1529 0.04881 85 75 7 3
2870 Beat it kid, or we'll put you in a cage too. 1.1529 0.05160 85 76 5 4
2871 The senators have entered day 12 of their recess with no signs of slowing down. 1.1529 0.03927 85 72 13 0
2872 Hey Jill, I know it's against corporate policy, but do you think we can let this little one slide? 1.1529 0.04585 85 74 9 2
2873 Sorry kid......this is the I'M AN ADULT AND IT REALLY STINKS slide. 1.1529 0.04881 85 75 7 3
2874 Only when you are grown up 1.1529 0.03927 85 72 13 0
2875 I don't get it either, kid. It's a bond market thing. 1.1529 0.04585 85 74 9 2
2876 Come back in 30 years, kid. 1.1529 0.04269 85 73 11 1
2877 Live while you can kid, cause it can all go downslide real fast 1.1529 0.04269 85 73 11 1
2878 Sorry, this one's rated PG 13. 1.1529 0.04269 85 73 11 1
2879 Sonny, dare not ever look up when any female is even slightly above you in a skirt! 1.1529 0.04881 85 75 7 3
2880 Sorry, this slide is adults only. 1.1529 0.04269 85 73 11 1
2881 This is only for bitter partisan Supreme Court nomination viewers. 1.1529 0.04585 85 74 9 2
2882 You've got a gun? 1.1529 0.04881 85 75 7 3
2883 Recharging after an adulting class. "You'll get there, kid," 1.1529 0.04585 85 74 9 2
2884 Look kid, the slide is a metaphor alright? 1.1529 0.04269 85 73 11 1
2885 It's our recess too. 1.1529 0.04585 85 74 9 2
2886 We're judges. 1.1529 0.04585 85 74 9 2
2887 Trust me kid, business downslides are not fun! 1.1529 0.04585 85 74 9 2
2888 We've been upsized. 1.1529 0.04269 85 73 11 1
2889 Poor Corporate Retreat planning - “Corporate ladders for executives only- all others use the office pool” 1.1529 0.04269 85 73 11 1
2890 Sorry I can't play I have to go to work. 1.1529 0.04881 85 75 7 3
2891 Not until you are bar mitvahed 1.1529 0.04269 85 73 11 1
2892 Some advice, kid, enjoy the down slide. 1.1529 0.04585 85 74 9 2
2893 Sonny ... we paid for the whole playground! 1.1529 0.04585 85 74 9 2
2894 Sooner or later you'll be over the hill too! 1.1529 0.04881 85 75 7 3
2895 Sorry, bigger slides are for bigger people. 1.1529 0.04585 85 74 9 2
2896 Not until Mr. Mustache has had his fun, kid. 1.1529 0.04881 85 75 7 3
2897 We're not up for election until 2020 1.1529 0.04269 85 73 11 1
2898 You must have a mortgage, a marriage licence, and a life insurance policy in place in order to ride this ride" 1.1529 0.03927 85 72 13 0
2899 Look, we are started small. But it takes vision and a lot of practice to rise to something really great. 1.1529 0.04585 85 74 9 2
2900 Look Mom No Hands! 1.1529 0.04269 85 73 11 1
2901 Come back at 2:00 p.m. buddy. That's when grown-up fun-hour ends, not a minute before. You'll get your turn then. 1.1529 0.04269 85 73 11 1
2902 It's because of a guy named Trump 1.1529 0.04585 85 74 9 2
2903 Whee - I'm twitter-free! 1.1529 0.04881 85 75 7 3
2904 your father is not Frank Sinatra. 1.1529 0.04269 85 73 11 1
2905 We used to work in the Trump Whitehouse. 1.1529 0.04881 85 75 7 3
2906 Sorry, I need this more that you do. In thirty years you’ll understand. 1.1529 0.04269 85 73 11 1
2907 If you talk to me one more second I will punch you dead. 1.1529 0.04585 85 74 9 2
2908 Sorry son. No tie. No slide. 1.1529 0.03927 85 72 13 0
2909 Even us adults need to learn to play nice on the playground. 1.1529 0.04585 85 74 9 2
2910 No Billy - not until you show you can have fun like an adult. 1.1529 0.04269 85 73 11 1
2911 Same thing tomorrow, kid. Thirty bucks for thirty minutes of park access. 1.1529 0.04269 85 73 11 1
2912 Sorry, we can't afford Disneyworld 1.1529 0.04269 85 73 11 1
2913 You'll get a shiny seat. 1.1529 0.04269 85 73 11 1
2914 Billy, I don't make the rules. When you work hard, you play hard. 1.1529 0.04585 85 74 9 2
2915 Get off my slide or I will pee on your leg. 1.1529 0.04881 85 75 7 3
2916 Wait my turn? Can't you see we're entitled? 1.1529 0.04881 85 75 7 3
2917 This is adults only, totally different from your slide. You won't have fun here. 1.1529 0.04585 85 74 9 2
2918 When you are all grown up you can have bigger ups and downs too! 1.1529 0.04269 85 73 11 1
2919 This is the politician's slide, you're supposed to go to the voter's slide. Beat it. 1.1529 0.04585 85 74 9 2
2920 Kid, you're too short for this ride. 1.1529 0.04585 85 74 9 2
2921 Listen Jimmy- you have to let this one slide. 1.1529 0.03927 85 72 13 0
2922 This slide is only for those that love AND hate gravity. 1.1529 0.04269 85 73 11 1
2923 Wait your turn kid....We're reliving our lost youth. 1.1529 0.04881 85 75 7 3
2924 Your generation can have it back after we've broken it. MAGA! 1.1529 0.05160 85 76 5 4
2925 Unlike Google, our company can't afford an inside gym 1.1529 0.05160 85 76 5 4
2926 See, I knew the small slide was a gateway playground apparatus. 1.1529 0.03927 85 72 13 0
2927 I couldn’t afford a Tesla. 1.1529 0.04269 85 73 11 1
2928 Sorry kid, giant failures only. 1.1529 0.04585 85 74 9 2
2929 Here you go, kid. I doubt the slide will be in tact after Nancy's turn, anyway. 1.1529 0.04585 85 74 9 2
2930 We’re “Celebrating our Trump Refunds.” 1.1529 0.04585 85 74 9 2
2931 Sorry, kid. Gotta watch the safety training video first. 1.1529 0.04585 85 74 9 2
2932 When I was your age, 1.1529 0.04585 85 74 9 2
2933 No, I'm not here to play with you Tommy. It's the mandatory corporate stress relief policy. 1.1529 0.04585 85 74 9 2
2934 Listen sir, in thirty-five years I’ll remember this but you will deny it ever happen. 1.1512 0.04535 86 75 9 2
2935 Trust me, you'll regret wanting to grow up so fast. 1.1512 0.04223 86 74 11 1
2936 F--k off. You've got your own slide. 1.1512 0.04827 86 76 7 3
2937 Sorry, kid: big dogs need big beds, little dogs need little beds. 1.1500 0.04017 80 68 12 0
2938 HR only, kid. 1.1494 0.04486 87 76 9 2
2939 Now, pay close attention! Everything you need to know about the corporate ladder is in this slideshow.” 1.1494 0.04178 87 75 11 1
2940 No more trickle down. Sliding. It's just as effective and much more fun. 1.1494 0.04486 87 76 9 2
2941 Beat it kid...our taxes paid for this slide. 1.1494 0.03844 87 74 13 0
2942 I know you are an emotionally frail, middle-aged man 1.1494 0.04178 87 75 11 1
2943 This slide is Adults Only. The bushes behind us are all triple XXX. 1.1494 0.04178 87 75 11 1
2944 You practice letting go. We practice getting let go. 1.1494 0.04486 87 76 9 2
2945 Pat needs to stop holding up the slide line, before our break is done. Am I right? 1.1494 0.04486 87 76 9 2
2946 Sorry, you'll have to wait, as it's now only for those in their second childhood 1.1494 0.03844 87 74 13 0
2947 Not here, Sonny. I think you're too young for psychotherapy. 1.1494 0.04178 87 75 11 1
2948 Sorry kid, this slide is restricted to 35 and over. 1.1494 0.04178 87 75 11 1
2949 You need a mid-life crisis to ride. 1.1494 0.04486 87 76 9 2
2950 Kid, you gotta take your fun where you can get it 1.1494 0.03844 87 74 13 0
2951 We'll be gone in a minute... we're just on recess at the Senate. 1.1494 0.03844 87 74 13 0
2952 Sorry, You have to ware big boy pants & a tie on this slide. 1.1494 0.04486 87 76 9 2
2953 Back off! I’ve been waiting 30 years for this. 1.1494 0.04486 87 76 9 2
2954 Under 17 not admitted without parent. 1.1494 0.04178 87 75 11 1
2955 We're easing ourselves into the fall from the corporate ladder- our CEO just made some questionable tweets. 1.1494 0.04178 87 75 11 1
2956 Sorry, the adult slide is busy, but it looks like nobody's using the adult sandbox over there. 1.1494 0.03844 87 74 13 0
2957 Hey, kid! Watch and learn. 1.1494 0.03844 87 74 13 0
2958 I’m sorry, you’re not old enough to have this much fun. 1.1494 0.04178 87 75 11 1
2959 The Zoltar machine is behind the swings. 1.1494 0.04775 87 77 7 3
2960 Scram kid. This is the adult slide. 1.1494 0.04775 87 77 7 3
2961 The small slide is for small people. 1.1494 0.04178 87 75 11 1
2962 Didn't you hear, son? It's 'Moms and Dads Can Relive Their Childhoods Day'! 1.1494 0.04178 87 75 11 1
2963 This one requires wisdom kid 1.1494 0.04178 87 75 11 1
2964 some day you might make it to the big leagues,son 1.1494 0.04486 87 76 9 2
2965 Mommy’s special friend always gets to go first. 1.1494 0.04486 87 76 9 2
2966 Tough week in your office too? 1.1494 0.04178 87 75 11 1
2967 When you get a job, that's when. 1.1494 0.04486 87 76 9 2
2968 Well, we need to find something to ruin and then blame on Millennials. 1.1494 0.04178 87 75 11 1
2969 You wouldn't understand. 1.1494 0.04178 87 75 11 1
2970 The secret to happiness is to slide through life. 1.1494 0.05047 87 78 5 4
2971 You’re not old enough for “ the slippery slope”. 1.1494 0.03844 87 74 13 0
2972 It's your turn when you starts paying taxes. 1.1494 0.04178 87 75 11 1
2973 Grow up you little punk. 1.1494 0.04178 87 75 11 1
2974 We didn't have playgrounds in Khazakstan. 1.1494 0.04178 87 75 11 1
2975 The boss wasn't happy about the recent miscommunications but then he said he would let us slide! 1.1494 0.04486 87 76 9 2
2976 Son, be patient. One day you'll be climbing the corporate ladder. 1.1494 0.04486 87 76 9 2
2977 The court took a recess. 1.1494 0.05047 87 78 5 4
2978 It's the payoff for having to climb the corporate ladder. 1.1494 0.04178 87 75 11 1
2979 What? Play is important for a healthy lifestyle. 1.1494 0.04486 87 76 9 2
2980 Don't try and grow up so fast kid. 1.1494 0.04486 87 76 9 2
2981 Don’t worry. Eat all your vegetables, get good grades, and one day you’ll be having as much fun as we are. 1.1494 0.04775 87 77 7 3
2982 Catch me later 1.1494 0.04486 87 76 9 2
2983 Casual Friday. We just forgot our Dockers. 1.1494 0.04486 87 76 9 2
2984 Kid stuff is in right now . . you'll understand when you grow up . . . . 1.1494 0.03844 87 74 13 0
2985 The debt? Sure! It's all yours as soon as we're done. 1.1494 0.04486 87 76 9 2
2986 It’s never too late, kid. 1.1494 0.03844 87 74 13 0
2987 You kids take life way to seriously! You need to take time for fun. If you don’t use this playground, we will! 1.1494 0.04486 87 76 9 2
2988 Index funds, my boy, index funds. 1.1494 0.04486 87 76 9 2
2989 I'm wearing the pants here. Don't you dare tell me to wait my turn. 1.1494 0.04486 87 76 9 2
2990 Sorry, the seesaw was closed for repairs. 1.1494 0.04178 87 75 11 1
2991 Our tax dollars paid for these slides! You'll get your turn once you've made your contribution. 1.1494 0.04486 87 76 9 2
2992 Watch and learn son! 1.1494 0.04178 87 75 11 1
2993 Now is the end of days 1.1494 0.04178 87 75 11 1
2994 The president says its OK. 1.1494 0.03844 87 74 13 0
2995 Aren’t you a little young for this? 1.1494 0.04178 87 75 11 1
2996 Listen, kid. Enjoy the view at the top, because it’s all downhill from there. 1.1494 0.04486 87 76 9 2
2997 And you're sure this will help us get into her "DM's?" 1.1494 0.04486 87 76 9 2
2998 I told you this playground had lousy reception. 1.1494 0.04486 87 76 9 2
2999 It's a puberty thing. 1.1494 0.04178 87 75 11 1
3000 Somewhere on the trip down, we find our inner child, but the tray tables and the seat back must be up and your seat belt must be fastened. 1.1494 0.04486 87 76 9 2
3001 I'll let you know when you're old enough for the big slide. 1.1494 0.04178 87 75 11 1
3002 No son, this one is a slippery slope. 1.1494 0.04486 87 76 9 2
3003 And then he said we should slide into their DMs. 1.1463 0.04293 82 71 10 1
3004 Sorry, kid - the court's in recess for another 4 hours. 1.1463 0.04293 82 71 10 1
3005 You have to wait for your second childhood 1.1463 0.04945 82 73 6 3
3006 No, yours is over there! 1.1463 0.04945 82 73 6 3
3007 You can take your jacket off on your way down. 1.1463 0.04293 82 71 10 1
3008 Hey kid, this is child's play. 1.1463 0.04293 82 71 10 1
3009 Sorry! This slide is only for people who have accrued a retirement fund of 250K or more. 1.1463 0.04293 82 71 10 1
3010 Wrong place kiddo, this one is the 'Corporate Ladder'. 1.1463 0.03927 82 70 12 0
3011 "Son, you will take my place, someday." Oahu, Honolulu, Talieah Ram. 1.1463 0.04293 82 71 10 1
3012 Son, you really thought climbing the corporate ladder was all fun and games? 1.1463 0.04293 82 71 10 1
3013 Sorry, this is made for adults only 1.1463 0.04631 82 72 8 2
3014 When you grow up you can use the bigger one. 1.1463 0.04293 82 71 10 1
3015 Sorry son this is an X rated only slide. You’ll have to join your sister at the G rated slide over there. 1.1463 0.04631 82 72 8 2
3016 That touchdown will be overturned on replay. 1.1463 0.04945 82 73 6 3
3017 Scram kid, we used our 401K to get the big slide 1.1463 0.05241 82 74 4 4
3018 Come back in 20 years. 1.1463 0.03927 82 70 12 0
3019 Get used to kid, pot's legal now 1.1463 0.04631 82 72 8 2
3020 I really don’t appreciate you telling me two’s company and three’s a crowd.” 1.1463 0.03927 82 70 12 0
3021 Sorry, kid. This is the playground corporate ladder. 1.1463 0.04631 82 72 8 2
3022 Sorry,this is reserved for those in their second childhood! 1.1463 0.04293 82 71 10 1
3023 Sorry but you’re not on the downward slope of life. 1.1463 0.04293 82 71 10 1
3024 Corporate ladder? More like downsized, down slides. 1.1463 0.04293 82 71 10 1
3025 Aldo, you can go first when YOUR income tax starts paying for public parks and recreation. 1.1463 0.04293 82 71 10 1
3026 Go away! This slide is reserved for kids who refused to grow up! 1.1463 0.04631 82 72 8 2
3027 No, you can't go back to reading yet. Do you think that's how we got to where we are today? 1.1463 0.04293 82 71 10 1
3028 Now watch me do it perfectly, and I'll critique your performance later. 1.1463 0.04631 82 72 8 2
3029 Run along, sonny! This slide is reserved for taxpayers only. 1.1463 0.04631 82 72 8 2
3030 Age is just a two-digit number. 1.1463 0.04293 82 71 10 1
3031 It can't be both, Senator! 1.1463 0.04631 82 72 8 2
3032 Just let it slide, kid 1.1463 0.04293 82 71 10 1
3033 I blame you for the sliding economy. 1.1463 0.03927 82 70 12 0
3034 I don’t care you are a kid. I’ve got to go to a meeting in five minutes. 1.1463 0.04293 82 71 10 1
3035 Wait till your big brother finds out you have moved the sand box! 1.1463 0.04293 82 71 10 1
3036 'Children First'? Where you from, kid? 1.1463 0.04631 82 72 8 2
3037 This is so much more fun than 'take your daughter to work day.' 1.1463 0.03927 82 70 12 0
3038 Look mister, that's like me wanting to kick the ass of my outer adult" 1.1463 0.04631 82 72 8 2
3039 This is what happens after a wedding … 1.1463 0.04293 82 71 10 1
3040 Office "potluck" in the age of recreational cannabis.. there will be blood. 1.1463 0.04293 82 71 10 1
3041 Proper form is key, now watch mommy and daddy. It's arms up, lean in and yell whoo on the descent. 1.1463 0.04293 82 71 10 1
3042 Fun" kid. This is supposed to be "fun. 1.1463 0.03927 82 70 12 0
3043 An' if you don't want sand kicked in your face, you'll stay outta the sandbox, too. 1.1463 0.04293 82 71 10 1
3044 Adults only after five! 1.1463 0.04293 82 71 10 1
3045 This is where we practice for the recess(ion). 1.1463 0.04631 82 72 8 2
3046 How much playtime do you get in your benefits package? 1.1463 0.03927 82 70 12 0
3047 Hey kid, Adults call this product saftey testing. 1.1463 0.04293 82 71 10 1
3048 Yes cuts, yes buts, and, certainly, yes coconuts. 1.1463 0.04631 82 72 8 2
3049 Sure, that's difficult, but he's had a lot of practice. 1.1463 0.04293 82 71 10 1
3050 When you're older, it takes more effort to get the same buzz. 1.1463 0.04631 82 72 8 2
3051 Sorry, Jimmy. This is the mid-slide crisis. 1.1463 0.04293 82 71 10 1
3052 I could't afford the Tesla so this is my second childhood. 1.1463 0.04631 82 72 8 2
3053 Me too - Yeah! 1.1463 0.04631 82 72 8 2
3054 Sorry, Son. This is a trickle-down playground. In the long-term, we'll pass the fun onto you. 1.1463 0.03927 82 70 12 0
3055 Buzz off, dweeb! 1.1463 0.04293 82 71 10 1
3056 Our broker recommended it. 1.1463 0.04293 82 71 10 1
3057 You gotta problem with this? We pay taxes, what do you do? 1.1463 0.04293 82 71 10 1
3058 Sorry, it's our last free thrill. 1.1463 0.03927 82 70 12 0
3059 It’s called a second childhood.. – now why not go push grandma on the swing? - she’s on her third! 1.1463 0.04631 82 72 8 2
3060 Son, you were right to get us. Adults are not supposed to have fun. Your Uncle Jackie knows better. 1.1463 0.04631 82 72 8 2
3061 Get out of here, kid, I need this. 1.1463 0.04293 82 71 10 1
3062 This is what life's like kid, minus the smiles. 1.1463 0.03927 82 70 12 0
3063 It's a basic Need, to relive our Youth 1.1463 0.03927 82 70 12 0
3064 F- off kid 1.1463 0.03927 82 70 12 0
3065 It's our annual corporate play day. 1.1463 0.03927 82 70 12 0
3066 Listen kid, sometimes the President needs a break too. 1.1463 0.04631 82 72 8 2
3067 Sorry kid; sometimes our jealousy gets the better of us. 1.1463 0.04293 82 71 10 1
3068 Say, shouldn't you be playing Fortnite? 1.1463 0.04631 82 72 8 2
3069 Sorry kid, 50 is the new 5. 1.1463 0.03927 82 70 12 0
3070 This is the corporate slide, kid. You got to crash the economy first. 1.1463 0.04293 82 71 10 1
3071 Well Tommy, when you are all grown up you can look back upon this as an early example of how life can crush your spirit with its unfairness. 1.1463 0.04293 82 71 10 1
3072 Go pay with your sister, Kenny. The grown-ups are doing grown-up things. 1.1463 0.04293 82 71 10 1
3073 In this economy, this is the only ladder-climbing we get. 1.1463 0.04293 82 71 10 1
3074 This is more fun than climbing the corporate ladder 1.1463 0.04293 82 71 10 1
3075 If you want to slide with the big boys, you're going to have to reach the first rung. 1.1463 0.04945 82 73 6 3
3076 Nope you can't say anything; that way lies madness. 1.1463 0.04631 82 72 8 2
3077 Play on your own slide, adults need some fun right now. 1.1446 0.04889 83 74 6 3
3078 Your generation is all about me,me,me 1.1446 0.04245 83 72 10 1
3079 Jack's Dad reminded him that Team building exercises were 'All work and no play'. 1.1392 0.04314 79 69 9 1
3080 I’m you in 25 years, and FYI your life goes downhill. 1.1392 0.04675 79 70 7 2
3081 Hey kid, this is the grown up slide. Bananas are for monkeys. Go get you one. 1.1392 0.04314 79 69 9 1
3082 Don’t be sad, in 10 years you’ll have fun too son. 1.1392 0.04314 79 69 9 1
3083 IT'S CALLED RECLAIMING OUR YOUTH. NOW SHUT UP, AND GROW UP. 1.1392 0.04314 79 69 9 1
3084 It's Adult Slide. 1.1392 0.03920 79 68 11 0
3085 One of these days, kid, I’ll tell you what “six years sober” means. 1.1392 0.04675 79 70 7 2
3086 Its not how it looks we are product testers checking for ware and tear. 1.1392 0.03920 79 68 11 0
3087 Timmy, you have your own slide. This one is for Grown-Ups. 1.1392 0.04314 79 69 9 1
3088 Sorry, kid. We are Republican senators preparing for a nomination hearing. 1.1392 0.04314 79 69 9 1
3089 Yolo! 1.1392 0.04314 79 69 9 1
3090 Forget it, kid, you'll never handle the speed 1.1392 0.04675 79 70 7 2
3091 The big slide is for the big kids. 1.1392 0.04314 79 69 9 1
3092 I think i literally grew up on this playground 1.1392 0.05010 79 71 5 3
3093 You're too young for this. Go play with your sister. 1.1392 0.04314 79 69 9 1
3094 Hey you little greaseball, go play with someone your own size. 1.1392 0.04675 79 70 7 2
3095 This 'high' slide is only for adults' You go on the low slide. 1.1392 0.04675 79 70 7 2
3096 NO! We're the test cohort. You're the control cohort. 1.1392 0.04314 79 69 9 1
3097 Kid, when you get to our ages, you'll understand... 1.1392 0.04314 79 69 9 1
3098 Your father looks silly in that ridiculous tie! 1.1392 0.04314 79 69 9 1
3099 We have a recess too now! 1.1392 0.03920 79 68 11 0
3100 Generation X, kid. Get over it. 1.1392 0.04675 79 70 7 2
3101 Well Timmy, teachers need a recess too. 1.1392 0.04675 79 70 7 2
3102 I told you, once they finish building the playground at our law firm we won't be using yours anymore. 1.1392 0.04314 79 69 9 1
3103 What? You want THIS to be your future career? 1.1392 0.03920 79 68 11 0
3104 This slide is for bad parents. 1.1392 0.04675 79 70 7 2
3105 This you can learn only from your Parents! 1.1392 0.03920 79 68 11 0
3106 Get lost, kid! You haven't been vetted for the big slide" 1.1392 0.04675 79 70 7 2
3107 Paul Simon the name Slip slidin’ the game 1.1392 0.04314 79 69 9 1
3108 Well let's see, are you a Wall Street banker? 1.1392 0.04675 79 70 7 2
3109 when you’re older, billy, you can climb this ladder just like your old man, but for now, go play on that one with sally. 1.1392 0.04675 79 70 7 2
3110 Sorry, kid. We are far more miserable than you. 1.1392 0.04314 79 69 9 1
3111 Recess benefit 1.1392 0.03920 79 68 11 0
3112 Sorry kid. You’re too small and you aren’t an investment banker. 1.1392 0.04675 79 70 7 2
3113 Told my dad we needed to be home soon for dinner. He asked to play a little longer. 1.1392 0.04314 79 69 9 1
3114 Sorry kid, boss said we need a team-building exercise. 1.1392 0.04675 79 70 7 2
3115 Go play until the big people are finished here. 1.1392 0.04675 79 70 7 2
3116 Marty, time machines are so last year 1.1392 0.04675 79 70 7 2
3117 It’s easy. Just slide down it! 1.1392 0.04314 79 69 9 1
3118 IT'S A TECHNIQUE WE CALL THE "SULLENBERGER" 1.1392 0.03920 79 68 11 0
3119 Our gym is a bore. 1.1392 0.04675 79 70 7 2
3120 It’s not that kind of ‘whee’ 1.1392 0.04675 79 70 7 2
3121 Sorry kid,AARP only... 1.1392 0.04675 79 70 7 2
3122 Now,now,CEOs need to experienced unbridled joy too,Tommy. 1.1392 0.04675 79 70 7 2
3123 Be patient, Timmy. We're celebrating another Trump market rally. 1.1392 0.03920 79 68 11 0
3124 They cut our vacation days. 1.1392 0.03920 79 68 11 0
3125 My advice, young man, Let it slide!! 1.1392 0.03920 79 68 11 0
3126 Beat it kid. 1.1392 0.04314 79 69 9 1
3127 Beat it kid, it’s summer hours Friday. 1.1392 0.03920 79 68 11 0
3128 Now,Tommy,be quiet while dad is working 1.1392 0.04675 79 70 7 2
3129 Can I borrow the car tonight? 1.1392 0.03920 79 68 11 0
3130 Beat it, kid. This slide is only for Supreme Court Justice nominees. 1.1392 0.03920 79 68 11 0
3131 This is our break time. 1.1392 0.03920 79 68 11 0
3132 If I don't break my leg, you'll know the slippery slope theory of economics is wrong. 1.1392 0.03920 79 68 11 0
3133 It's called capitalism, kid. 1.1392 0.04675 79 70 7 2
3134 We old fat white people have only a little time left in control, so we are doing everything we can to prolong it. 1.1392 0.04675 79 70 7 2
3135 You watch the grown-ups and see how it's done. 1.1392 0.03920 79 68 11 0
3136 Timmy, if I ever catch you and your sister on the adult slide again, I promise I will bury you both in that sandbox over there. 1.1392 0.05010 79 71 5 3
3137 It's Trump's country now, kid - every white man for himself! 1.1392 0.03920 79 68 11 0
3138 Just watch what we do and repeat often! Damn! Is the instruction not simple enough for you?? 1.1392 0.04675 79 70 7 2
3139 There's more to life than just paying taxes. 1.1392 0.04314 79 69 9 1
3140 You can play on the slide when your tax dollars have paid for it snowflake scum! 1.1392 0.04675 79 70 7 2
3141 Remember, Jimmy: Slide to win! 1.1392 0.04314 79 69 9 1
3142 Don't worry his khaki pants are fireproof 1.1392 0.04675 79 70 7 2
3143 Mister, do you realize your are destroying my self image 1.1392 0.04314 79 69 9 1
3144 Follow your dad's happy side. 1.1392 0.04314 79 69 9 1
3145 Buzz off kid. We're in the middle of an EQ training session. 1.1392 0.04314 79 69 9 1
3146 Dad, I’m telling mom”. “You go ahead and tell Santa....I mean your mother, Kevin” 1.1392 0.04314 79 69 9 1
3147 Sorry, this is only for Big Gouls! 1.1392 0.03920 79 68 11 0
3148 I'm sorry, this is the court-ordered therapy slide 1.1392 0.03920 79 68 11 0
3149 You can try this one as soon as you're old enough. 1.1392 0.04314 79 69 9 1
3150 Beat it kid, its time for us to have some fun 1.1392 0.04314 79 69 9 1
3151 It was always a metaphor, kid. Someday, you'll understand. 1.1392 0.04314 79 69 9 1
3152 This is R rated 1.1392 0.03920 79 68 11 0
3153 Sorry kid. In the olden days I would've let you sit in my lap, but not now. 1.1392 0.04314 79 69 9 1
3154 See what you can look forward to when you grow up 1.1392 0.03920 79 68 11 0
3155 Anabolic steroids. 1.1392 0.03920 79 68 11 0
3156 I see you did not get your needs met when you were children. 1.1392 0.04675 79 70 7 2
3157 Call me about a loan. Then you can buy your own slide with steep interest. 1.1392 0.04675 79 70 7 2
3158 Grow up, kiddo. 1.1392 0.04675 79 70 7 2
3159 This'll be their last run, trust me. 1.1392 0.04314 79 69 9 1
3160 Snowflake Park......when things don't go your way. 1.1392 0.03920 79 68 11 0
3161 Some day, Johnny, you’ll come to understand; it’s just SIZE and SLIDE that make the difference! 1.1392 0.04314 79 69 9 1
3162 Sorry, kid. This ride is only for adults with failed dreams. 1.1392 0.04314 79 69 9 1
3163 Please try to have fun. I told you that he was an important client and it's not like you're getting married or anything. 1.1392 0.03920 79 68 11 0
3164 We were kids once... This never gets old. 1.1392 0.03920 79 68 11 0
3165 I guess you could call this a lesson in laissez faire... 1.1392 0.04675 79 70 7 2
3166 His wife just got a hysterectomy. 1.1392 0.04675 79 70 7 2
3167 There are plenty of slides out there; you're just not looking. 1.1392 0.03920 79 68 11 0
3168 So, you're 43, you and your friends are still hanging out in this playground, and you're hogging the big slide. I'm okay with all of that, but that mustache? Really? 1.1392 0.04314 79 69 9 1
3169 After we practice the slide son, we will go and practice the Merry-Go-Round 1.1392 0.04675 79 70 7 2
3170 You must be this tall to ride 1.1392 0.04314 79 69 9 1
3171 Our boss forgot to pack me a lunch again so I've been eating ants. They're everywhere! 1.1392 0.04314 79 69 9 1
3172 You were warned about BGH in our milk, Dad, but you wouldn't listen. 1.1392 0.03920 79 68 11 0
3173 Human Resources did us a solid. Frank Buckley Andover, MA 1.1392 0.03920 79 68 11 0
3174 It's safer if you just watch. 1.1392 0.04314 79 69 9 1
3175 Since talk of the layoffs they've added recess to keep moral up. 1.1392 0.04675 79 70 7 2
3176 You're not old enough to act your age on this slide. 1.1392 0.04675 79 70 7 2
3177 Sorry, kid, you're too young for adult entertainment. 1.1392 0.04314 79 69 9 1
3178 When Bobby McFarrin kills himself, well, that’s when you rally need to start worrying. 1.1392 0.03920 79 68 11 0
3179 Sorry kiddo - Diabetes Only. And I’ve got it. 1.1392 0.04314 79 69 9 1
3180 Can't you see that the guy in the tie and I want to take this babe for a ride? 1.1392 0.05010 79 71 5 3
3181 Sorry kid, the boss asked us to find out what "irrational exuberance" was. 1.1392 0.05010 79 71 5 3
3182 You're too young for the handles. 1.1392 0.04314 79 69 9 1
3183 Second childhood 1.1392 0.04314 79 69 9 1
3184 Someday you'll be old enough for the big slide, but I'll let you in in a secret. It's no more fun than the kid's slide. 1.1392 0.04314 79 69 9 1
3185 Officially over the hill. 1.1392 0.04675 79 70 7 2
3186 We’ll take you home. Just give us a minute. 1.1392 0.04314 79 69 9 1
3187 Go away kid; this is too dangerous for you. 1.1392 0.04314 79 69 9 1
3188 Forbidding your kind adds to our fun! 1.1392 0.03920 79 68 11 0
3189 This is the adult slide: it's too dangerous for children. 1.1392 0.04675 79 70 7 2
3190 Quality control. 1.1392 0.03920 79 68 11 0
3191 I dunno...Is that one greased regularly? 1.1392 0.04675 79 70 7 2
3192 That’s right kiddo, life is all about the ride downhill... 1.1392 0.05010 79 71 5 3
3193 Take it from me, kid: there’s nothing wrong with being a swinger when you’re young. 1.1392 0.03920 79 68 11 0
3194 It's called 'Helter Skelter.' Google it 1.1392 0.04675 79 70 7 2
3195 Sorry, this slide is rated "NC-17." 1.1392 0.04314 79 69 9 1
3196 Most things you won't understand until you get older -- I was kinda hoping you'd get this one. 1.1392 0.03920 79 68 11 0
3197 Scram, kid! It's still our turn on the big slide down. 1.1392 0.04314 79 69 9 1
3198 Think of it as a metaphor describing the trajectory of the education system. 1.1392 0.04314 79 69 9 1
3199 No you "may" not! This is our 15-minute kid-free playtime." 1.1392 0.04314 79 69 9 1
3200 Step aside, bitch. It's opposite day. 1.1392 0.04675 79 70 7 2
3201 It's our new business model. 1.1392 0.03920 79 68 11 0
3202 You were supposed to cover the class. 1.1392 0.03920 79 68 11 0
3203 Sorry kid, this one's for grownups only. 1.1392 0.04314 79 69 9 1
3204 The therapist said this would help us relate more. 1.1392 0.04314 79 69 9 1
3205 My son, I only live once. 1.1392 0.03920 79 68 11 0
3206 This is for Senate Republicans only! Go find another playground. 1.1392 0.04675 79 70 7 2
3207 It's the principal involved." 1.1392 0.05010 79 71 5 3
3208 I know I can do this, son.. and I promise, I won''t yell: Yikes!! I can't.. Help! like the last time. OK 1.1392 0.04675 79 70 7 2
3209 Sorry kid, only for ex-Wall Street brokers... 1.1392 0.03920 79 68 11 0
3210 We're the Button family 1.1392 0.03920 79 68 11 0
3211 No you can't, this is a trickle-down playground! 1.1392 0.03920 79 68 11 0
3212 No, you're not tall enough yet for the big slide. 1.1392 0.04675 79 70 7 2
3213 It's part of an 'adults only' movement. Use that one. 1.1375 0.04620 80 71 7 2
3214 Step aside kid, I'll show you how to climb the corporate ladder. 1.1375 0.04620 80 71 7 2
3215 This slide is for frustrated adults who didn't get a chance when they were your age. 1.1375 0.04620 80 71 7 2
3216 You can't go on the slide until you are old enough to get liability insurance. 1.1316 0.04717 76 68 6 2
3217 Not until your divorce papers come through. 1.1316 0.04717 76 68 6 2
3218 In my day this is how you slid into her DM’s 1.1316 0.04717 76 68 6 2
3219 I just love when the judge gives us a half hour recess. 1.1299 0.03856 77 67 10 0
3220 Job related stress, it's like a bad day at school, so we-e-e-e. 1.1299 0.04276 77 68 8 1
3221 This is our idea of screen time. 1.1299 0.04276 77 68 8 1
3222 I'm trying to heal my wounded inner child. Just hope my adult self doesn't get wounded in the process... 1.1299 0.03856 77 67 10 0
3223 We chose not to grow up. We're Toys "R" Us kids! 1.1299 0.03856 77 67 10 0
3224 This is the 50+ slide, kid. 1.1299 0.04659 77 69 6 2
3225 Slides are for closers. 1.1299 0.04276 77 68 8 1
3226 The nostalgia craze hits baby boomers. 1.1299 0.03856 77 67 10 0
3227 Stop whining and grow up already. 1.1299 0.04659 77 69 6 2
3228 No, son. Smartphones are for grown-ups. 1.1299 0.05012 77 70 4 3
3229 No son, that is not where babies come from. Now stop staring and get back to your own slide. 1.1282 0.03810 78 68 10 0
3230 Grandma wanted us out of her house too! 1.1282 0.04224 78 69 8 1
3231 You need more memories before you can use this. 1.1282 0.03810 78 68 10 0
3232 Yes son, life is Shoots and Ladders 1.1282 0.04224 78 69 8 1
3233 Big kids only 1.1282 0.04224 78 69 8 1
3234 Just play nicely - okay!” 1.1282 0.04602 78 70 6 2
3235 You’ll have to wait kid. The boomers have’nt retired yet. 1.1282 0.04224 78 69 8 1
3236 Sorry, this slide has a dress code. 1.1282 0.04224 78 69 8 1
3237 We need this more than you kid! 1.1282 0.04224 78 69 8 1
3238 Someday, kid, this will be all yours. 1.1282 0.03810 78 68 10 0
3239 Why is there an expiration date for being a child? 1.1282 0.04224 78 69 8 1
3240 Are you about to piss on my shoe? 1.1268 0.04885 71 64 5 2
3241 Sorry--adults are active aggressive. 1.1250 0.03925 72 63 9 0
3242 Grab Bars,kid. Your friends through life. 1.1233 0.03875 73 64 9 0
3243 I'm sliding next, so get in line! 1.1233 0.04338 73 65 7 1
3244 Sorry kid, you gotta be high to ride. 1.1233 0.03875 73 64 9 0
3245 Yes but you and I have the same amount of time until retirement. 1.1233 0.04338 73 65 7 1
3246 Mommy and Daddy need to test it first. Could be dangerous, you know. 1.1233 0.03875 73 64 9 0
3247 The older you get the more you'll understand you father. 1.1233 0.04338 73 65 7 1
3248 We’re part of the sharing is caring economy too. 1.1233 0.04756 73 66 5 2
3249 School, work, jail- it's all the same thing. You get time for recess and three squares. Only difference is we get to be tripping right now, bye. 1.1233 0.03875 73 64 9 0
3250 Listen kid, time is a thief, so we're stealing back this slide. 1.1233 0.04338 73 65 7 1
3251 Sorry kid, this slide has not been certified for under 35 year olds. 1.1233 0.04756 73 66 5 2
3252 Wanna go "double or nothing"? 1.1233 0.03875 73 64 9 0
3253 Sorry, my little Pablo... Americans first! 1.1233 0.03875 73 64 9 0
3254 Run along, sonny. This slide is for the big kids. 1.1233 0.04338 73 65 7 1
3255 Because the world ends in five minutes, I'm bigger than you, and I'll always be bigger than you. 1.1233 0.04338 73 65 7 1
3256 Son, pay attention if you want to learn how to upskirt properly. 1.1233 0.03875 73 64 9 0
3257 It never gets better than this, kid. 1.1233 0.03875 73 64 9 0
3258 Sorry, but this is our safe space. 1.1233 0.04756 73 66 5 2
3259 Sorry, this slide is only for pedophiles. 1.1233 0.04756 73 66 5 2
3260 Sorry kid. I've got my attorney with me. 1.1233 0.05141 73 67 3 3
3261 Excuse me son but we will give you the slide back as soon as the stock market falls again 1.1233 0.03875 73 64 9 0
3262 Forget about it, small fry. 1.1233 0.04338 73 65 7 1
3263 You’re going to be here a while. 1.1233 0.04756 73 66 5 2
3264 That's not your mommy, it's Sarah, and she's making sure little Donnie doesn't fall! 1.1233 0.04756 73 66 5 2
3265 Our business is slipping. 1.1233 0.03875 73 64 9 0
3266 Because we're old enough to have liability insurance! 1.1233 0.04338 73 65 7 1
3267 Dad, the corporate ladder has many more steps. 1.1233 0.04338 73 65 7 1
3268 "Our lunch break only lasts a bit longer. 1.1233 0.04338 73 65 7 1
3269 He’s throwing caution to the wind. 1.1233 0.04338 73 65 7 1
3270 Sorry, Bud. Someday when you grow up! 1.1233 0.04338 73 65 7 1
3271 Come back when you have your mid-life crisis. 1.1233 0.03875 73 64 9 0
3272 Listen kid, this is how adults relieve their stress. Don’t judge. 1.1233 0.03875 73 64 9 0
3273 It's back-to-school night. 1.1233 0.04756 73 66 5 2
3274 It is the only way we can relax after a hard week on the hamster wheel. 1.1233 0.04338 73 65 7 1
3275 Children are no longer the future. 1.1233 0.04338 73 65 7 1
3276 If you want to be a good stock broker, you'd better get used to sudden drops. 1.1233 0.04756 73 66 5 2
3277 take pride in the slide my friend 1.1233 0.03875 73 64 9 0
3278 Sorry kid, this is adult time. 1.1233 0.04338 73 65 7 1
3279 Hobbled-by-the-crushing-misery-of-society goes first. 1.1233 0.03875 73 64 9 0
3280 This is where the grown-ups go to play, kiddo. Get lost. 1.1233 0.04756 73 66 5 2
3281 If people were really made equal, they wouldn't have built two slides. 1.1233 0.03875 73 64 9 0
3282 Because rules are rules 1.1233 0.03875 73 64 9 0
3283 The president is a child, so no one can tell me I can't be one too. 1.1233 0.03875 73 64 9 0
3284 First grade, that’s great. We’re in a wellness class together. 1.1233 0.04756 73 66 5 2
3285 Beat it kid. Wait your turn to climb the ladder when you’re older. 1.1233 0.03875 73 64 9 0
3286 It's Bring Your Staff to Play Day. 1.1233 0.04756 73 66 5 2
3287 We teachers refer to this as professional development. Back to the sandbox for you kid 1.1233 0.04338 73 65 7 1
3288 Don’t worry, kid. You’ll forget all about your broken iPad once you see what old-school fun is like. 1.1233 0.03875 73 64 9 0
3289 We're warming it up for you 1.1233 0.04338 73 65 7 1
3290 Don’t forget get to hold both arms up” 1.1233 0.04756 73 66 5 2
3291 As you can see, they have invested in the unemployment line 1.1233 0.03875 73 64 9 0
3292 We pay our taxes, just like everybody else. 1.1233 0.04338 73 65 7 1
3293 There’s a line here man. 1.1233 0.04338 73 65 7 1
3294 Old age must have its fling. 1.1233 0.03875 73 64 9 0
3295 Sorry Billy, therapist's orders. 1.1233 0.04338 73 65 7 1
3296 No, that's for CEOs. We get the old plastic chute. 1.1233 0.03875 73 64 9 0
3297 Son, it doesn't matter how many times she goes down the slide, she's not a slut. 1.1233 0.03875 73 64 9 0
3298 There’s a grown-up play area you’d enjoy more over there. 1.1233 0.04338 73 65 7 1
3299 Can it wait? I'm on a Zoom meeting. 1.1233 0.03875 73 64 9 0
3300 Baby boomers rule, kid. We're repossessing your playground. 1.1233 0.04338 73 65 7 1
3301 We are just following the stock market. 1.1233 0.04756 73 66 5 2
3302 We're stockbrokers practicing for the next stupid tweet. 1.1233 0.03875 73 64 9 0
3303 It’s part of our new corporate wellness program. 1.1233 0.03875 73 64 9 0
3304 It's a living! 1.1233 0.05141 73 67 3 3
3305 Old people first...kid. 1.1233 0.04756 73 66 5 2
3306 This slide is only for those who have known an irretrievable loss. 1.1233 0.04756 73 66 5 2
3307 Who says that Charles Addams' cartoons have to die just because their creator has? 1.1233 0.03875 73 64 9 0
3308 Sorry but you need 10+ years of experience to go on this slide. 1.1233 0.04338 73 65 7 1
3309 This slide is for adults 1.1233 0.03875 73 64 9 0
3310 Watch out intern, you will climb the corporate ladder one day. 1.1233 0.03875 73 64 9 0
3311 Beat it kid, work morale is low. 1.1233 0.03875 73 64 9 0
3312 If you say anything, I'll remember it at the parent teacher conference. 1.1233 0.03875 73 64 9 0
3313 I wish this had happened on a casual freaky Friday. 1.1233 0.04338 73 65 7 1
3314 Jimmy, you’re going to have to let the adults do the playing around here. 1.1233 0.03875 73 64 9 0
3315 This is the slide of decline 1.1233 0.04756 73 66 5 2
3316 Beat it, kid. This slide's for adult children." 1.1233 0.04338 73 65 7 1
3317 When the kids think you're at work........ 1.1233 0.04338 73 65 7 1
3318 have you a sliders license? 1.1233 0.03875 73 64 9 0
3319 Go away kid, you bother me. 1.1233 0.04756 73 66 5 2
3320 I’m busy, junior. Go talk to some strangers.” 1.1233 0.03875 73 64 9 0
3321 Beat it kid, or I'll outsource your dad's job. 1.1233 0.04338 73 65 7 1
3322 Why do I keep choosing the small one? You tell me! 1.1233 0.03875 73 64 9 0
3323 Life’s unfair, but if you put your pants on and go to work everyday it’ll stay that way. 1.1233 0.04338 73 65 7 1
3324 One day you will realize that there are too few pleasures in life. Until then kid, wait your turn. 1.1233 0.04756 73 66 5 2
3325 You need to have faith that you won't brake your leg ... again. 1.1233 0.04338 73 65 7 1
3326 Ties and skirts only! 1.1233 0.03875 73 64 9 0
3327 It's called a slippery slope, sonny - the slide for kids is behind you. 1.1233 0.04338 73 65 7 1
3328 Sorry kid, you gotta wait another 20 years for your turn. 1.1233 0.03875 73 64 9 0
3329 No cuts, no buts, no midlife ruts. 1.1233 0.03875 73 64 9 0
3330 There were raisins on my salad. 1.1233 0.04756 73 66 5 2
3331 It's advanced management training. 1.1233 0.03875 73 64 9 0
3332 It’s not technically the adult slide, but... 1.1233 0.03875 73 64 9 0
3333 Sorry, kid. You must be this tall to ride. 1.1233 0.03875 73 64 9 0
3334 Sorry sonny boy. Maybe you can go first after the midterms. 1.1233 0.04756 73 66 5 2
3335 Slide? No, my friend. This is trickle down economics. 1.1233 0.04338 73 65 7 1
3336 Just sliding our troubles away...big slide for big problems 1.1233 0.03875 73 64 9 0
3337 We are embracing our inner child. Someday you will understand and be as foolish as we are. 1.1233 0.04338 73 65 7 1
3338 It's more fun than playing the stock market and you get to go down faster. 1.1233 0.03875 73 64 9 0
3339 I don’t think that’s what the company had in mind for its mandatory fitness program 1.1233 0.03875 73 64 9 0
3340 the adult slide's our karma son, not yours 1.1233 0.03875 73 64 9 0
3341 You peak quick and then look away...you’ll get it... 1.1233 0.04756 73 66 5 2
3342 Sorry kid - it's adults only for the next half hour. 1.1233 0.04338 73 65 7 1
3343 Take that kid ! 1.1233 0.04338 73 65 7 1
3344 My retirement savings was invested with Madoff. 1.1233 0.03875 73 64 9 0
3345 I know millennials are special but this is too much! 1.1233 0.04338 73 65 7 1
3346 Sorry, kid. But when you've worked your way up in the White House like we have, you gotta stay in practice for the next step! 1.1233 0.04756 73 66 5 2
3347 Take Your Parent To School Day Got Out Of Hand... 1.1233 0.04338 73 65 7 1
3348 It's his birthday present, graduating to the big-boy slide! 1.1233 0.04756 73 66 5 2
3349 move dipshit 1.1233 0.04338 73 65 7 1
3350 Recess is not just for kids! 1.1233 0.03875 73 64 9 0
3351 On the grown-up side, you only get one turn. 1.1233 0.03875 73 64 9 0
3352 We're just here for the event 1.1233 0.03875 73 64 9 0
3353 Big Brother's on the slide 1.1216 0.04282 74 66 7 1
3354 T. G. I. F. 1.1216 0.04282 74 66 7 1
3355 I climbed the stairs, then waited for the old man to finish his turn. 1.1216 0.04282 74 66 7 1
3356 When can you have a turn? When you become a creator. 1.1216 0.04282 74 66 7 1
3357 Sorry, kid, this one is reserved for "inner children." 1.1216 0.03825 74 65 9 0
3358 Oh, grow up, Timmy 1.1216 0.04695 74 67 5 2
3359 My slide is bigger than you're slide; so there. 1.1216 0.04695 74 67 5 2
3360 Sorry kid, this slide is only for the Toys "R" Us kids. 1.1216 0.04282 74 66 7 1
3361 Ay fam season 6 is out 1.1216 0.04282 74 66 7 1
3362 Sorry, kiddo. You'll get your chance AFTER the mid-terms. 1.1216 0.04282 74 66 7 1
3363 Nowhere to go but down 1.1216 0.04282 74 66 7 1
3364 Gen Z needs to learn to wait their turn. 1.1216 0.03825 74 65 9 0
3365 Buzz off kid, we need this release more than you do. 1.1216 0.04282 74 66 7 1
3366 Sorry kid. Professionals only. 1.1216 0.04282 74 66 7 1
3367 This is the only coworking space our startup can afford right now. 1.1216 0.03825 74 65 9 0
3368 Our parents say it's a hormone issue. 1.1216 0.04282 74 66 7 1
3369 Wait your turn. I’d give it 35 years. 1.1216 0.04282 74 66 7 1
3370 It’s all about getting up and down in the world and choosing the right way to do it. 1.1216 0.03825 74 65 9 0
3371 You have homework, I have joy-producing, childhood-rediscovering therapy tasks. 1.1216 0.04695 74 67 5 2
3372 Sorry kid, our office weight-loss contest ends tomorrow. 1.1216 0.04695 74 67 5 2
3373 You're on a time out, Timmy, so go pound sand. 1.1216 0.05074 74 68 3 3
3374 It's Bring Your Work To Kids Day. Didn't you guys get the email? 1.1216 0.04695 74 67 5 2
3375 Listen kid-- someday you'll understand. 1.1216 0.04282 74 66 7 1
3376 Sorry kid, under the new Trump deregulation rules, there is no longer any preferential treatment for pipsqueaks like you. 1.1216 0.03825 74 65 9 0
3377 One day you'll learn. Membership has its privileges. 1.1216 0.04695 74 67 5 2
3378 You don’t just get access to the good slide, you have to put your time in. Trust me, you will appreciate it more after years of hard work. 1.1216 0.04282 74 66 7 1
3379 The bottomless boxes of crayons, hours of recess time, chocolate milk and naps in the afternoon, and the clean smell of mopped floors convinced me that it was never going to get better kid. 1.1216 0.03825 74 65 9 0
3380 It's adult day care. Why do you ask? 1.1216 0.04282 74 66 7 1
3381 You will understand when you are older why it is so important to relieve stress. 1.1216 0.04282 74 66 7 1
3382 Go to the small slide. It’s less fun. 1.1216 0.04282 74 66 7 1
3383 I deserve slide? 1.1216 0.04282 74 66 7 1
3384 We're still kids but in big-people clothes. 1.1216 0.04282 74 66 7 1
3385 We are not bullies. Someday you may work at the WH and you will get to go 1st like the Staff. 1.1216 0.03825 74 65 9 0
3386 Now you know the truth son. We're all just wrinkled 5 year olds. 1.1216 0.04282 74 66 7 1
3387 Sorry, kid. Until 7:00 this one is reserved for lap sliding only. 1.1216 0.04282 74 66 7 1
3388 Corporate retreat ropes course. 1.1216 0.04695 74 67 5 2
3389 Well, kid, this is the only way we get to experience any of the volatility that you call daily life. 1.1216 0.04282 74 66 7 1
3390 Your slide is over there 1.1216 0.04695 74 67 5 2
3391 If the FBI investigation clears you of any wrong doing, we might let you try the big slide. 1.1216 0.03825 74 65 9 0
3392 Didn't I give you homework or something? 1.1216 0.03825 74 65 9 0
3393 You'll understand when you get a little older 1.1216 0.04282 74 66 7 1
3394 I’m tired of climbing corporate ladders. 1.1216 0.04282 74 66 7 1
3395 This side is actually called a 'businessground'. 1.1216 0.05074 74 68 3 3
3396 We're making sure the playground is worth the 45k we just paid for your Pre-K. 1.1216 0.03825 74 65 9 0
3397 Our team building takes priority over your playing. 1.1216 0.03825 74 65 9 0
3398 After recess we're going to go back to annihilating one another in the courtroom. 1.1216 0.03825 74 65 9 0
3399 Run along and work. 1.1216 0.04695 74 67 5 2
3400 This one is for therapy. 1.1216 0.03825 74 65 9 0
3401 Our boss calls this our millennial break space 1.1216 0.04282 74 66 7 1
3402 Suck it. 1.1216 0.04282 74 66 7 1
3403 We're conducting an experiment regarding the force of gravity. 1.1216 0.03825 74 65 9 0
3404 Let this be a lesson to you son. You've got to just plow right through. 1.1216 0.04695 74 67 5 2
3405 Sorry kid, you're too young to get on the career ladder at the White House 1.1216 0.04695 74 67 5 2
3406 It’s one of the things you’ll understand when you grow up.. 1.1216 0.03825 74 65 9 0
3407 Just slide, glide, slippity-slide Just forget about your troubles and your nine to five..." Take it from me, kid, all the advice you'll ever need is in that song 1.1216 0.04282 74 66 7 1
3408 Sorry, sonny, the long downhill slide into madness is only for adults. 1.1216 0.04282 74 66 7 1
3409 Call me when you've finished makin' dinner, kid! 1.1216 0.03825 74 65 9 0
3410 You're too young to play the Dow Jones 1.1216 0.04695 74 67 5 2
3411 When you learn to play well with others, you can use this slide. 1.1216 0.04282 74 66 7 1
3412 Talk to the city. This slide is booked for a private party. 1.1216 0.03825 74 65 9 0
3413 Listen kid, anymore lip, and I'll make this a hostile takeover. 1.1216 0.04695 74 67 5 2
3414 We line up by height. Wait your turn. 1.1216 0.03825 74 65 9 0
3415 This is part of our group therapy 1.1216 0.04695 74 67 5 2
3416 Yes, sometimes Principal Tromp lets us out to feel again. 1.1216 0.04695 74 67 5 2
3417 Beat it kid, this is the adult slide 1.1216 0.03825 74 65 9 0
3418 Sorry, Billy. This one's for parents only. 1.1216 0.04282 74 66 7 1
3419 Daddy's busy right now, Gerard--the booboo on your knee will have to wait. 1.1216 0.03825 74 65 9 0
3420 Wow, I haven’t had this much fun since I was a child I think, don’ you? This is a blast, we ought to do this many more times. 1.1216 0.04282 74 66 7 1
3421 This is for grown-ups. I’ve got a camera on my shoe. 1.1216 0.04695 74 67 5 2
3422 This slide is only for teachers and administrators during recess 1.1216 0.04282 74 66 7 1
3423 Midlife Crisis Park "Oh please son, five more minutes..." 1.1216 0.03825 74 65 9 0
3424 Stop whining, freeloader. I've - earned - this. Maybe you can have your turn once you get a job and start paying taxes like the rest of us. 1.1159 0.04397 69 62 6 1
3425 You know. . . adult swim. 1.1143 0.03830 70 62 8 0
3426 Get lost, kid. 1.1143 0.04791 70 64 4 2
3427 Youth has been wasted on the young for far too long. 1.1143 0.03830 70 62 8 0
3428 And if you don't let me go ahead of you, inner child, remember I know who stole all the cookies. 1.1143 0.04337 70 63 6 1
3429 For the umpteenth time NO, you can't wear long pants! 1.1143 0.04791 70 64 4 2
3430 So pleased that the Parks Dept. added adults only after hours. 1.1143 0.04791 70 64 4 2
3431 The Intro to Executive Fun and Frolic Package starts $2500, kid. 1.1143 0.04791 70 64 4 2
3432 Watch and learn, Grasshopper! 1.1143 0.03830 70 62 8 0
3433 Sorry, but this one's reserved for our team building off-site. 1.1143 0.03830 70 62 8 0
3434 They're all in this together. 1.1143 0.04337 70 63 6 1
3435 Parents can have fun too. 1.1143 0.03830 70 62 8 0
3436 No, corporate teams don't have playoffs. 1.1143 0.03830 70 62 8 0
3437 It's Trickle-Down Economics. You'll understand when you're older. 1.1143 0.04337 70 63 6 1
3438 No, this one's for adults working through deeseated playground anxiety. 1.1143 0.03830 70 62 8 0
3439 Sorry kid, I'm late for work. 1.1143 0.03830 70 62 8 0
3440 In a few years from now when you’re in the corporate world, you’ll be doing something very similar to this. 1.1143 0.03830 70 62 8 0
3441 No, Timmy. The teachers' slide is not 'an appropriation of child culture.' You carry an analogical approach to uncovering oppression too far. 1.1143 0.03830 70 62 8 0
3442 Sorry, kid. The adults needs this right now. 1.1143 0.04791 70 64 4 2
3443 'Sorry kid, but doctors say its important us adults get some "play time" too.' 1.1143 0.04337 70 63 6 1
3444 You'll understand this when you're my age, son. 1.1143 0.03830 70 62 8 0
3445 PLEASE JUST LET ME HAVE TWO SECONDS OF JOY IN THIS TERRIBLE TERRIBLE WORLD 1.1143 0.04337 70 63 6 1
3446 hey kid, what are you doing, go back to work. 1.1143 0.04337 70 63 6 1
3447 My daddy can beat up your daddy! 1.1143 0.04337 70 63 6 1
3448 No son, this one's for grown ups, where the slide downhill is both long and fast. 1.1143 0.03830 70 62 8 0
3449 Are you disappointed that this is the 'corporate ladder' Daddy has been climbing 1.1143 0.03830 70 62 8 0
3450 Eat it you dumb shit. I bought this slide in cash 1.1143 0.04337 70 63 6 1
3451 Allow me to show you the way up the ladder via white male privilege. 1.1143 0.04337 70 63 6 1
3452 It's adults-only to compensate for past invidious age-discrimination. 1.1143 0.04337 70 63 6 1
3453 Stop staring kid, very shiny pants and big smiles come with being a team of Playground Inspectors. 1.1143 0.04791 70 64 4 2
3454 Therefore you are to young to slide into adulthood. 1.1143 0.04337 70 63 6 1
3455 We don't call it down-sliding any more. Now it's "right-sliding." 1.1143 0.04337 70 63 6 1
3456 Believe me, we need this. 1.1143 0.03830 70 62 8 0
3457 Sorry ,Timmy. You must be this tall to ride the big slide. 1.1143 0.04337 70 63 6 1
3458 Sorry son, we have a lot of catching up to do... 1.1143 0.04337 70 63 6 1
3459 What they don’t tell you is that the ladder of success begins here. 1.1143 0.04337 70 63 6 1
3460 If this ain't your second childhood, you got the wrong slide! 1.1143 0.03830 70 62 8 0
3461 Sure, I'm all business kid, but sometimes you got to get on a swing and just let loose. 1.1143 0.04337 70 63 6 1
3462 Sorry -- you're not ready yet for this metaphor for the corporate world. 1.1143 0.04337 70 63 6 1
3463 Teacher training seminar, circa 2047 1.1143 0.03830 70 62 8 0
3464 No, this is for second childhoods. You're next slide over. 1.1143 0.04337 70 63 6 1
3465 Step aside, rookie. 1.1143 0.03830 70 62 8 0
3466 I'm fairly certain that shorts are not considered business casual. 1.1143 0.04337 70 63 6 1
3467 That's right, kid, co-opting your coloring books isn't enough. Just wait, you'll see how stressful adulting can be. 1.1143 0.03830 70 62 8 0
3468 I need to get in my steps. 1.1143 0.04337 70 63 6 1
3469 The other slide is too small for us now. 1.1143 0.04337 70 63 6 1
3470 Listen here son. One day, when you're all grown up, you'll realize it was really Chutes & Ladders the entire time. 1.1143 0.03830 70 62 8 0
3471 Excuse me kid, this area is restricted. Adults only. 1.1143 0.04791 70 64 4 2
3472 You're going to need a better pitch for the slides. 1.1143 0.04337 70 63 6 1
3473 You know, this recession has really brought out the kid in me. 1.1143 0.04337 70 63 6 1
3474 Sorry, kid, this one is rated “R.” 1.1143 0.04791 70 64 4 2
3475 No. We're not playing. We're on a corporate team building event some HR person thought up to improve morale. 1.1143 0.03830 70 62 8 0
3476 We're emulating millennial to see if our pay does the same. 1.1143 0.03830 70 62 8 0
3477 Some day your boss is going to tell you,"we're having a team building event, but we don't have any budget." My advice,kid...find another job. 1.1143 0.04791 70 64 4 2
3478 In order to win a negotiation, you have to take them out of their ele-WHEE! 1.1143 0.04791 70 64 4 2
3479 Like it or not it’s forty-eight inches; forty-two with an adult. 1.1143 0.04337 70 63 6 1
3480 She said all she needed was a symbolic gesture. 1.1143 0.04791 70 64 4 2
3481 When your all grown up like we are,then you can go on this slide. 1.1143 0.04337 70 63 6 1
3482 Beat it pip-squeak,this is adult rated. 1.1143 0.04337 70 63 6 1
3483 Wait your turn backslider. 1.1143 0.03830 70 62 8 0
3484 Put on a coat and tie; otherwise, stick to the training slide. 1.1143 0.03830 70 62 8 0
3485 Sorry kid - we're filling our Mandatory Fun quotas for the month 1.1143 0.04337 70 63 6 1
3486 If 'A Midsummer Night's Dream' were true, or wait, if even Shakespeare were true. 1.1143 0.04337 70 63 6 1
3487 Stop whining and grow up. 1.1143 0.04791 70 64 4 2
3488 The big slide is for big people. You’re supposed to use the little slide. 1.1143 0.04791 70 64 4 2
3489 You millenials want everything handed to you! 1.1143 0.04337 70 63 6 1
3490 I get a lower deductible if I have "active" time every day. 1.1143 0.03830 70 62 8 0
3491 Some day you too will grow up. 1.1143 0.03830 70 62 8 0
3492 A.I may pose a job risk, they said. 1.1143 0.03830 70 62 8 0
3493 We finished our adult colouring, and now it’s play time. 1.1143 0.04337 70 63 6 1
3494 bottoms up! 1.1143 0.04337 70 63 6 1
3495 ...stimulating parental pleasure in the short term and benefiting families at large in the long term. 1.1143 0.04337 70 63 6 1
3496 In this great land you could fulfill your dream of becoming an ICE exec, cage children, and then play on their recreational equipment. 1.1143 0.03830 70 62 8 0
3497 This is the line for inner child play. Get your own line, kid. 1.1143 0.03830 70 62 8 0
3498 I voted for the bond measure, I pay my taxes, I'm damn well going first on the slide, kid. 1.1143 0.04337 70 63 6 1
3499 Sorry, kid, we are bigger than you and privileged. 1.1143 0.03830 70 62 8 0
3500 Yeah, well we have to deal with our inner child. 1.1143 0.04337 70 63 6 1
3501 Go back to your small Democratic slide. 1.1143 0.04337 70 63 6 1
3502 New US law. Transparency, and adults must act like children. In five minutes we will have our temper tantrums, then milk and cookies. 1.1143 0.03830 70 62 8 0
3503 Dibs on big slide. 1.1143 0.04791 70 64 4 2
3504 Climbing the corporate ladder was overrated. 1.1127 0.04279 71 64 6 1
3505 Your parents don't care pal--they work for us. 1.1127 0.04279 71 64 6 1
3506 Long pants required. 1.1127 0.03779 71 63 8 0
3507 THIS is the slide for people in debt. 1.1127 0.04279 71 64 6 1
3508 Helicopter parents like to have fun too, kid. 1.1127 0.04279 71 64 6 1
3509 Sorry kid, we’ re entitled to this. 1.1127 0.04279 71 64 6 1
3510 Well I'm trying to break my own record of twenty-thousand. 1.1127 0.03779 71 63 8 0
3511 We were having a disagreement in the office. The boss told us to 'just let it slide''... 1.1127 0.04279 71 64 6 1
3512 No, your parents aren't the only ones. 1.1127 0.04279 71 64 6 1
3513 After I try this slide 200 more times, I’m gonna have the best glutes in town. 1.1127 0.04279 71 64 6 1
3514 Because it’s a metaphor for life after 40. 1.1127 0.04279 71 64 6 1
3515 Don’t cut in line, Clarence. That is so immature. 1.1127 0.04279 71 64 6 1
3516 You can use this slide when you put your big boy pants on. 1.1127 0.04279 71 64 6 1
3517 No, I do not consider this Childhood appropriation. 1.1127 0.04279 71 64 6 1
3518 Sorry, no kickball today. Judge only called a five minute recess." 1.1127 0.04726 71 65 4 2
3519 This is the adult slide, the kid's is over there. 1.1127 0.04279 71 64 6 1
3520 Look kid, you got this all day. We only get a 20 minute break! 1.1127 0.04279 71 64 6 1
3521 How do you expect to climb the corporate ladder dressed like that? 1.1127 0.04726 71 65 4 2
3522 Shootie Hoot! 1.1127 0.04726 71 65 4 2
3523 Look, kid. I didn’t want to come here, but the judge called recess. 1.1127 0.03779 71 63 8 0
3524 Son, the ladder of success is often followed by a fun, but ultimately disappointing, downhill slide. 1.1127 0.03779 71 63 8 0
3525 I don't want to go home yet. Just another half hour. Pleeeease. 1.1127 0.04279 71 64 6 1
3526 You take after me son slim and handsome ...don't bother. 1.1127 0.04726 71 65 4 2
3527 Sorry, you're still in your first childhood. 1.1111 0.03730 72 64 8 0
3528 Why don't you slide on over to that little one kiddo? 1.1045 0.04324 67 61 5 1
3529 Get lost! Go play with your friends. 1.1045 0.03765 67 60 7 0
3530 This is the grown-up slide, son. Why don’t you try the other one? 1.1045 0.04324 67 61 5 1
3531 What's the matter kid, didn't you ever play follow the leader? 1.1045 0.04324 67 61 5 1
3532 Bobby, our previous slide consultant also advised us on “Wheeeee!” 1.1045 0.04819 67 62 3 2
3533 What do I look like. Uber? 1.1045 0.03765 67 60 7 0
3534 Parents deserve a turn and some fun too. 1.1045 0.04324 67 61 5 1
3535 Your turn will come once you have a mid-life crisis. 1.1045 0.03765 67 60 7 0
3536 It's called "Team Building" ...someday you'll understand. 1.1045 0.03765 67 60 7 0
3537 Life is a slippery slope. You will learn fast enough but at a later time. 1.1045 0.03765 67 60 7 0
3538 The committee has not reached a conclusive decision yet. 1.1045 0.03765 67 60 7 0
3539 Get on the other slide, son. You'll learn to have fun one day. 1.1045 0.04819 67 62 3 2
3540 Is it just me or are these startup founders getting younger and younger? 1.1045 0.04324 67 61 5 1
3541 Fair play. 1.1045 0.03765 67 60 7 0
3542 Sometimes proportionality trumps equality. 1.1045 0.04324 67 61 5 1
3543 Sorry, you have to have at least a few bucks in equities. 1.1045 0.04324 67 61 5 1
3544 Don’t do it Dad. It’s the first step on a slippery slope to rock bottom. 1.1045 0.03765 67 60 7 0
3545 Sorry kid, but it’s adult slide rite now. You’ll have to go on the kiddy slide. 1.1045 0.03765 67 60 7 0
3546 Hey kids, how about some Facebook after we’re finished here? 1.1045 0.04324 67 61 5 1
3547 Just one more time? I promise I’ll eat all my peas and clean my room. 1.1045 0.04324 67 61 5 1
3548 Someday, you too will understand the joy of going down a slide. 1.1045 0.03765 67 60 7 0
3549 “We all go through our little ups and downs in life, kid.” 1.1045 0.03765 67 60 7 0
3550 Why don't you go play video games? 1.1045 0.04324 67 61 5 1
3551 Beat it kid. Why don't you run over to your friend there and play with some emojis or whatever? 1.1045 0.05267 67 63 1 3
3552 Soon as you grow up, you can use this one. 1.1045 0.04324 67 61 5 1
3553 The big one belongs to the big ones. 1.1045 0.04324 67 61 5 1
3554 Sorry, Happy Hour is adults only 1.1045 0.03765 67 60 7 0
3555 life is not always fare son, now move out of they way! 1.1045 0.03765 67 60 7 0
3556 Before laundry mates 1.1045 0.03765 67 60 7 0
3557 These safety tests take time. Shouldn't you be staring at a phone? 1.1045 0.04324 67 61 5 1
3558 We are Toys R Us kids, kid! 1.1045 0.04324 67 61 5 1
3559 You have to climb the corporate ladder before they give you this perk. 1.1045 0.03765 67 60 7 0
3560 Son, I want the Samoan goin' first, to clean the slide up with his skirt, before gliding into the dirt. 1.1045 0.03765 67 60 7 0
3561 No, you're not dressed for it. 1.1045 0.04324 67 61 5 1
3562 See son, adults like slide parties too. But you still can't come to the swing party with your mother and I 1.1045 0.03765 67 60 7 0
3563 You'll have to wait. You are not ready to see up that skirt. 1.1045 0.04324 67 61 5 1
3564 You wanna get in touch with your inner adult? Get outta here and go back over to the baby slide! 1.1045 0.04324 67 61 5 1
3565 Maybe when you’re older... 1.1045 0.04324 67 61 5 1
3566 Get away kid, we are on our lunch break. 1.1045 0.04819 67 62 3 2
3567 Warren, I know it feels bad to be pushed aside and bullied by adults, but right now you love Twenty-One Pilots and you idolize the Joker from that Batman movie and when you grow up you’ll see we were right to belittle you. 1.1045 0.04324 67 61 5 1
3568 Addressing me as "Trumphead" will not get you on the slide any faster. 1.1045 0.04324 67 61 5 1
3569 They're cutting back on office perks - this is the closest thing to an amusement park we're going to get 1.1045 0.03765 67 60 7 0
3570 You have to be 5 feet or over to use this adult slide. Didn't you see the sign? 1.1045 0.03765 67 60 7 0
3571 Wait your turn 1.1045 0.03765 67 60 7 0
3572 Sorry, kid. Adults can’t reinvent thrills as good as this.... 1.1045 0.03765 67 60 7 0
3573 Son, we pay subscription for THIS slide. 1.1045 0.04324 67 61 5 1
3574 Sorry, kid - the market has spoken. 1.1045 0.04324 67 61 5 1
3575 They wouldn't confer my PhD until I demonstrated competence in this area. 1.1045 0.04324 67 61 5 1
3576 YOUR FATHER WAS ALWAYS A GODDAMNED SHOW-OFF--- 1.1045 0.03765 67 60 7 0
3577 Bugger off! 1.1045 0.04324 67 61 5 1
3578 I know the story, kid. First you're just having fun on a see saw; next you're pushing her on a swing; eventually you find you're zooming down a slippery slope." 1.1045 0.03765 67 60 7 0
3579 We need this now... Sky 1.1045 0.04324 67 61 5 1
3580 Just wait son, we've only had a few turns. 1.1045 0.03765 67 60 7 0
3581 Must be at least this tall to ride. 1.1045 0.04324 67 61 5 1
3582 This is for people with hemorrhoids only. 1.1045 0.04324 67 61 5 1
3583 Sorry kid, you gotta be 18 to use this slide. 1.1045 0.03765 67 60 7 0
3584 He's sliding into history. 1.1045 0.04324 67 61 5 1
3585 You should have gotten "no cuts" in writing. 1.1045 0.04324 67 61 5 1
3586 And when you grow up you'll be big enough to understand that it's all same ride. 1.1045 0.04324 67 61 5 1
3587 Climbing the corporate ladder can sometimes be a slippery slide. 1.1045 0.03765 67 60 7 0
3588 Are you sure we are allowed to? 1.1045 0.03765 67 60 7 0
3589 You millennials just have to learn to wait your turn! 1.1045 0.03765 67 60 7 0
3590 Sorry kid, this slide is only for people going through a midlife crisis 1.1029 0.04263 68 62 5 1
3591 Having fun!!! 1.1029 0.03713 68 61 7 0
3592 Even Lee Harvey Oswald played on a slide when he was a boy. 1.1029 0.04263 68 62 5 1
3593 When you're older. 1.1029 0.04263 68 62 5 1
3594 Hey, wait your turn. Parents wanna have fun too. 1.1029 0.04263 68 62 5 1
3595 We're Baby Boomers. Enough said! 1.1029 0.03713 68 61 7 0
3596 OK kid. Our last slide ...then we go to jungle jim! 1.1029 0.04263 68 62 5 1
3597 This is the grownup slide, Sonny. You get to use it when you're old enough to drink and vote. 1.1029 0.03713 68 61 7 0
3598 This is for big boys and girls. 1.1029 0.04263 68 62 5 1
3599 ...You just wait. 1.1029 0.04263 68 62 5 1
3600 Did you sign up for this on class pass or living social? 1.1029 0.03713 68 61 7 0
3601 Grow up ya little whiner.. 1.1029 0.03713 68 61 7 0
3602 We want our rights, too! 1.1029 0.04263 68 62 5 1
3603 Next time, obey the dress code. 1.1029 0.04263 68 62 5 1
3604 Age before beauty, pretty boy. 1.1029 0.04750 68 63 3 2
3605 Stick to your own slide, sonny; you might get hurt looking at the big leagues over here. 1.1029 0.03713 68 61 7 0
3606 It's like climbing the corporate ladder but without the inner turmoil and despair 1.1029 0.03713 68 61 7 0
3607 We'll be doing this for another hour. Go play. 1.1029 0.04263 68 62 5 1
3608 I'm making all my teachers do this as part of their required sensitivity training. Now shut up and wait your turn! 1.1029 0.03713 68 61 7 0
3609 It's a grown up thing; you wouldn't understand. 1.1029 0.04263 68 62 5 1
3610 Sorry son, this one is X-rated . . . for x-tra old. 1.1029 0.04263 68 62 5 1
3611 Kid , wait your turn. The Declaration of Independence affirms my right to pursue happiness. 1.1029 0.04263 68 62 5 1
3612 No kiddo this is for staff only 1.1029 0.04263 68 62 5 1
3613 Go use your own slide, kid. This is adults only. 1.1029 0.04263 68 62 5 1
3614 Don't believe what you hear about Daddy's inability to slide when he was a boy. 1.1029 0.04263 68 62 5 1
3615 The child is the father of the man. 1.1029 0.03713 68 61 7 0
3616 I don't care HOW old you are. No cuts, no butts, no coconuts. 1.1029 0.04263 68 62 5 1
3617 This is the grownups slide. You work hard to climb the ladder, then one brief moment of joy and you land at the bottom. 1.1029 0.04263 68 62 5 1
3618 Sorry kid, taxpayers only. 1.1029 0.04263 68 62 5 1
3619 Are you eighteen over over? 1.1029 0.03713 68 61 7 0
3620 Sure, Go home to your Playstation. 1.1029 0.03713 68 61 7 0
3621 Sorry, this slide's for the big kids. 1.1029 0.04263 68 62 5 1
3622 Sure, in 20 years I'll be happy to let you skip ahead of me in line to go down the big people's slide." 1.1029 0.03713 68 61 7 0
3623 Someday, you'll get to play with the big kids too. 1.1029 0.03713 68 61 7 0
3624 Once you grow up and mature you can go on the adult slide. 1.1029 0.03713 68 61 7 0
3625 It's our new "teachers' wellness" initiative to prevent burnout from dealing with troublemakers like you. 1.1029 0.04263 68 62 5 1
3626 5 more minutes please, it’s bosses day off!! 1.1029 0.04750 68 63 3 2
3627 Work hard and maybe you could be a teacher like us some day. 1.1029 0.04263 68 62 5 1
3628 You’ll wish you’d befriended girls when you’re older, TRUST ME. 1.1029 0.03713 68 61 7 0
3629 They're not just for big boys anymore. 1.1029 0.03713 68 61 7 0
3630 Sorry, you have to wear long pants for this one. 1.1029 0.04263 68 62 5 1
3631 Government borrowing as a percent of Gross Domestic Product? My, what big words for an eight-year-old! 1.1029 0.03713 68 61 7 0
3632 Study and work hard, son, and someday this will all be yours. 1.1029 0.03713 68 61 7 0
3633 Yes, grownups like to have fun sometimes too!! 1.1029 0.04263 68 62 5 1
3634 Come back in a few years when we show up with our walkers 1.1029 0.04263 68 62 5 1
3635 One boys recess is another mans recession. 1.1029 0.04263 68 62 5 1
3636 ... and by the time you're our age Social Security won't exist! 1.1029 0.04263 68 62 5 1
3637 It's for your own good, Junior. Big boys go first on the Boys Will Be Boys Slide to model how it's done. 1.1029 0.04263 68 62 5 1
3638 As your parents’ lawyer, your parent-child agreement stipulates no slides above 6ft. 1.1029 0.03713 68 61 7 0
3639 Helter Skelter 1.1029 0.04263 68 62 5 1
3640 Being an adult is hard, son. 1.1029 0.04263 68 62 5 1
3641 It’s called ‘entitlement’ sonny. Better start getting used to it. 1.1029 0.03713 68 61 7 0
3642 Sorry, kid, you gotta be 50 or older. 1.1029 0.03713 68 61 7 0
3643 He can't read yet. Tell him the "Watch Your Step" sign says "Adults First." 1.1029 0.04263 68 62 5 1
3644 Do you understand what a corporate wellness program is? Quick point - we can keep smoking if we do this. 1.1029 0.03713 68 61 7 0
3645 Budget cuts. 1.1029 0.04750 68 63 3 2
3646 This is the career slide. You need to practice on the other one for awhile. 1.1029 0.04263 68 62 5 1
3647 Well, this is Adult Playing, son. I don't think you'd understand it. 1.1029 0.05192 68 64 1 3
3648 Adults Only doesn't always mean it is sexy. 1.1029 0.03713 68 61 7 0
3649 Listen, kid. I need to de-stress. You have no idea what it's like to work for him. 1.1029 0.03713 68 61 7 0
3650 You be the adults, now. 1.1029 0.03713 68 61 7 0
3651 Tax payers only! 1.1029 0.04263 68 62 5 1
3652 We're all children at heart, so go play on the babies' teeny-weeny slide. 1.1029 0.03713 68 61 7 0
3653 Wait your turn, sub-millennial 1.1029 0.03713 68 61 7 0
3654 Corporate retreat. 1.1029 0.03713 68 61 7 0
3655 What, you think you can ride the big slide without earning it? You children are so entitled these days... 1.1029 0.03713 68 61 7 0
3656 It's good you kids started practicing your cheerful downward mobility so early in life. 1.1029 0.03713 68 61 7 0
3657 It's like Adult Swim. 1.1029 0.03713 68 61 7 0
3658 This adults only! 1.1029 0.04263 68 62 5 1
3659 Our moms told us to put down our phones and go out and play! 1.1029 0.04263 68 62 5 1
3660 Your gonna have to wait. We've been assigned 15 minutes of carefree fun a day. 1.1029 0.04263 68 62 5 1
3661 Get a wife! 1.1029 0.04263 68 62 5 1
3662 We’re all adults. You two are just short. 1.1029 0.03713 68 61 7 0
3663 You were too young to vote, so you don't deserve this wild ride 1.1029 0.04750 68 63 3 2
3664 Sorry kid, we need it more than you do. 1.1029 0.03713 68 61 7 0
3665 Don't worry son... with a lot of hard work and appropriate sucking up... you too can ride the executive slide! 1.1029 0.03713 68 61 7 0
3666 Get lost kid -----You're to young for this one! 1.1029 0.04263 68 62 5 1
3667 I never want to go down a slide that would have me as a slider. 1.1029 0.04263 68 62 5 1
3668 My Dr. prescribed two times, first thing in the morning for 3 weeks. 1.1029 0.04263 68 62 5 1
3669 Scram, you brat! This is the teacher’s slide! 1.1029 0.03713 68 61 7 0
3670 Sorry kid. Adults only. 1.1029 0.04263 68 62 5 1
3671 Where's your ticket? 1.1029 0.04263 68 62 5 1
3672 What? This isn't how you slide into DMs? 1.1029 0.03713 68 61 7 0
3673 Yes, it's like being "advised" by the Senate. 1.1029 0.03713 68 61 7 0
3674 2018 1.1029 0.03713 68 61 7 0
3675 Don't put a child's lock on our fun. 1.1029 0.04263 68 62 5 1
3676 we are kids now 1.1029 0.03713 68 61 7 0
3677 When will they understand that I'm not ready to let go yet 1.1029 0.04263 68 62 5 1
3678 You can only play as hard as you work. 1.1029 0.03713 68 61 7 0
3679 Sorry kid, judge’s orders: Court must be currently in recess. 1.1029 0.03713 68 61 7 0
3680 beat it kid,I'ts my turn 1.1029 0.04750 68 63 3 2
3681 Son, always remember, 'Bigger is better'" 1.1029 0.03713 68 61 7 0
3682 either bully or get bullied 1.1029 0.04263 68 62 5 1
3683 Sorry kid, you need a 401k to ride this slide. 1.1029 0.04263 68 62 5 1
3684 We didn't have one of these when we were small. 1.1029 0.03713 68 61 7 0
3685 This one is for people with a sense of proportion 1.1029 0.04263 68 62 5 1
3686 We got dibs, kid. 1.1029 0.04263 68 62 5 1
3687 Don't worry kid, it's called a second childhood. 1.1029 0.03713 68 61 7 0
3688 i dont think your brother took a shower 1.1029 0.04263 68 62 5 1
3689 Ghouls just wanna have fun! 1.1029 0.04263 68 62 5 1
3690 No son, this is the "Big" kid's slide. 1.1029 0.03713 68 61 7 0
3691 It didn't fit in the teachers' lounge. 1.1029 0.04263 68 62 5 1
3692 You think it's awful that the grownups are cutting in...I think it's awful I have to go down the slide after his Neanderthal wife. 1.1029 0.04750 68 63 3 2
3693 Cloud-gazing in three, tree-climbing in eight. 1.1029 0.04263 68 62 5 1
3694 This is the unwind yourself slide. 1.1029 0.04263 68 62 5 1
3695 Shakespeare's pantaloon stage early. 1.1029 0.04750 68 63 3 2
3696 You can explore your inner child too when you're older, but right now get lost! 1.1029 0.03713 68 61 7 0
3697 Go back to your sandbox, the mommies and daddies are having a grown-up reversion” 1.1029 0.04750 68 63 3 2
3698 We call it the stock market 1.1029 0.04263 68 62 5 1
3699 Your inner child is still outer. Scram! 1.1029 0.04750 68 63 3 2
3700 I think you are mixed up, kid. Today is Old Senate Day. 1.1029 0.04263 68 62 5 1
3701 Go play your Forthright or whatever it is, the adults are playing on this slide. 1.1029 0.03713 68 61 7 0
3702 Because I say so! 1.1029 0.03713 68 61 7 0
3703 Step aside, son! This is for adults only! 1.1029 0.04750 68 63 3 2
3704 I won't grow up. I don't want to wear a tie. 1.1029 0.03713 68 61 7 0
3705 It's cheaper than a mid-life crisis car. 1.1029 0.04263 68 62 5 1
3706 This slide is for lawyers, only. No more sharing damage awards with victims. 1.1029 0.03713 68 61 7 0
3707 This is OUR time, bro. 1.1029 0.04263 68 62 5 1
3708 Ini mini miny moe, you’re too small and I’m not yet too old! 1.1029 0.04263 68 62 5 1
3709 When you're old enough to pay for it, then you're old enough to play on it. 1.1029 0.03713 68 61 7 0
3710 Sorry son...but you don't meet the height restriction on this one! 1.1014 0.04203 69 63 5 1
3711 Mommies and Daddies go on a slide when their boss makes them. 1.1014 0.03661 69 62 7 0
3712 You're mature for your age but you're not mature enough for the big slide. 1.1014 0.04203 69 63 5 1
3713 Why, he's Future You! Finally free of his glum missus, first smile in 25 years! Does she look familiar too, Sonny? Choose your playground mates carefully. Very carefully. 1.1014 0.04203 69 63 5 1
3714 Sorry kid, the board is only at recess for another five minutes. 1.1014 0.03661 69 62 7 0
3715 You be the judge. Do you think that spiking her lemonade might get you on primetime TV? 1.1014 0.04683 69 64 3 2
3716 You'll have to wait for your second childhood to use the big one. 1.1014 0.04203 69 63 5 1
3717 Look upon the sandbox as your default setting. 1.1014 0.03661 69 62 7 0
3718 If the corporate ladder is not for you, go work on a start up in the sandbox 1.1014 0.03661 69 62 7 0
3719 Everyone on this slide has HPV, so unless you want it I suggest you pick wisely... 1.1014 0.03661 69 62 7 0
3720 Sorry kid, this slide leads to the orgy portal and we can’t risk another lawsuit. You can enter the Hollywood orgy portal on your right. 1.1014 0.04203 69 63 5 1
3721 It’s too early for graduation. 1.1014 0.04203 69 63 5 1
3722 You haven't heard of FortyNight? 1.1014 0.04203 69 63 5 1
3723 Sorry kid, but our playground insurance doesn't cover slides over six feet tall. 1.1014 0.04203 69 63 5 1
3724 Ok just one more slide before we go, everyone else is doing it! 1.1014 0.03661 69 62 7 0
3725 Sure kid, Im telling you, when it is cold enough you can stick your tongue on this and reserve first. 1.1014 0.03661 69 62 7 0
3726 Hey kid there’s tootsie rolls in that sand box. 1.1014 0.03661 69 62 7 0
3727 Watch, son. We are about to disrupt the playing field by gamifying frictionless vertical movement. 1.1014 0.03661 69 62 7 0
3728 "Yes you can .. when you can reach the 16th floor elevator button." 1.1014 0.04203 69 63 5 1
3729 You must learn to slide before you can SLIDE. 1.1014 0.03661 69 62 7 0
3730 Beat it, kid, this is for grown ups only. 1.1014 0.04203 69 63 5 1
3731 Beat it, kid. You've got to be 13 or older to enter. 1.1014 0.04203 69 63 5 1
3732 Too old? The race to the bottom never gets old! 1.1014 0.04683 69 64 3 2
3733 This is the corporate slide, for those climbing the corporate ladder. 1.1014 0.04203 69 63 5 1
3734 We look forward to Career Day all year. 1.1000 0.04145 70 64 5 1
3735 Sorry. This slide is only for the mature. 1.1000 0.03612 70 63 7 0
3736 Move over, Kid! This is all about winning!! 1.0938 0.04838 64 60 2 2
3737 Go play on the toddlers' slide, half pint, the grown-ups have taken over this one! 1.0938 0.04295 64 59 4 1
3738 The big slide is for the big people. 1.0938 0.03672 64 58 6 0
3739 Well; go tell him., HE's her husband. 1.0938 0.04295 64 59 4 1
3740 Beat it,kid, it's an adult world. 1.0938 0.03672 64 58 6 0
3741 I'm sliding by example." Anders Bengtson Los Angeles, CA 1.0938 0.03672 64 58 6 0
3742 We thought we'd teach you now it's all downhill. 1.0938 0.04295 64 59 4 1
3743 'Scuze me son. We're sliding into adulthood. 1.0938 0.03672 64 58 6 0
3744 When I was your age, I never got to slide at work. 1.0938 0.04295 64 59 4 1
3745 This is our slide, kid. The PG slide is over there." 1.0938 0.03672 64 58 6 0
3746 Smell you later, son! 1.0938 0.03672 64 58 6 0
3747 This one's for the wedding party, kid -- go take care of your sister. 1.0938 0.04295 64 59 4 1
3748 Sorry, Max! It’s Adult Swim rules without the pool! 1.0938 0.04295 64 59 4 1
3749 'There's no 'out there,' kid." 1.0938 0.03672 64 58 6 0
3750 Back in my day, this how us old folk “slid into the DM's." 1.0938 0.03672 64 58 6 0
3751 Go play over there, Timmy. The adults are talking right now. 1.0938 0.04295 64 59 4 1
3752 Climbing the corporate ladder? Slippery slope? Aren't you too young for metaphors? 1.0938 0.04295 64 59 4 1
3753 test 1.0938 0.04295 64 59 4 1
3754 this is great for work to create a family-like atmosphere. 1.0938 0.03672 64 58 6 0
3755 You must pay taxes to board this ride. 1.0938 0.04295 64 59 4 1
3756 Not 'till you're 12, son. 1.0938 0.04295 64 59 4 1
3757 Beat it kid. The boss told us to never talk to strangers. 1.0938 0.04295 64 59 4 1
3758 Hey kid! Pick a slide your own size. 1.0938 0.04295 64 59 4 1
3759 Since the firm instituted its new recess policy, playground politics have been interesting at the local park. 1.0938 0.03672 64 58 6 0
3760 How sharper than a serpent’s tooth it is to have a thankless child. 1.0938 0.04295 64 59 4 1
3761 “Listen son, didn’t your mother ever teach you to wait your turn.” Sophie Murray, Lexington, MA 1.0938 0.04295 64 59 4 1
3762 This is the corporate ladder. 1.0938 0.03672 64 58 6 0
3763 You must have a 401k to be on this slide 1.0938 0.04295 64 59 4 1
3764 Sorry. You're not old enough for the big slide. 1.0938 0.04295 64 59 4 1
3765 Just respect your elders. 1.0938 0.04295 64 59 4 1
3766 Beat it. This is the adult slide. 1.0938 0.04295 64 59 4 1
3767 Beat it kid! From 4 - 6 p.m., adults only. It's our Happy Hour. 1.0938 0.03672 64 58 6 0
3768 Someday this will all be yours. Now back off, punk... 1.0938 0.03672 64 58 6 0
3769 This is the adult slide, kiddo! 1.0938 0.04838 64 60 2 2
3770 Son, I'm on my way to the top. Go push your sister. 1.0938 0.04295 64 59 4 1
3771 Sorry Kid...... but this is the adult slide. 1.0938 0.04838 64 60 2 2
3772 Beat it kid! Adults Only. 1.0938 0.04295 64 59 4 1
3773 We have no intention of down sizing. 1.0938 0.03672 64 58 6 0
3774 beat it kid, it's our turn. 1.0938 0.03672 64 58 6 0
3775 Adulthood is a slippery slope. 1.0938 0.04295 64 59 4 1
3776 Jimmy, you need to understand, Mom and Dad are well-intentioned but it's either this or Lexapro. 1.0938 0.03672 64 58 6 0
3777 This is how Daddy climbs the corporate ladder - and gets off. 1.0938 0.03672 64 58 6 0
3778 This is a professional playground. If you want to be taken seriously, you should dress like it. 1.0938 0.04295 64 59 4 1
3779 Mommy & Daddy spent our childhoods studying and in organized activities. Now it's our turn to play. 1.0938 0.04295 64 59 4 1
3780 The short pants slide is toward your back! 1.0938 0.04295 64 59 4 1
3781 You are too young for this. 1.0938 0.04295 64 59 4 1
3782 As a freelancer, I have a tip: highbrow wordplay always benefits from a lowbrow swoop of a slide. 1.0938 0.03672 64 58 6 0
3783 Back off, kiddo, this one you get after you work your way up into middle management. 1.0938 0.04295 64 59 4 1
3784 Don't Interrupt. Let us play with big things. 1.0938 0.04295 64 59 4 1
3785 Trust me- you don’t want to ride this one, it’s all downhill from here... 1.0938 0.03672 64 58 6 0
3786 Yes, just like net neutrality! 1.0938 0.03672 64 58 6 0
3787 Tell you what--let this one slide and I'll double your allowance. 1.0938 0.04295 64 59 4 1
3788 If you can’t run with the big dogs, stay on the porch 1.0938 0.04295 64 59 4 1
3789 Can't you see I'm busy now. Go play with your friend. 1.0938 0.04295 64 59 4 1
3790 Hey, shouldn't you be at work? 1.0938 0.04295 64 59 4 1
3791 Just give us a few more turns and your likely to have an elevator installed. 1.0938 0.04295 64 59 4 1
3792 Please just step aside and give us stockbrokers a chance to unwind. 1.0938 0.04295 64 59 4 1
3793 Sorry Timmy, this is the big boy slide. 1.0938 0.04295 64 59 4 1
3794 Here’s the takeaway, son: the nearer your destination, the more you're slip slidin' away. 1.0938 0.04295 64 59 4 1
3795 We aren't asking you to use your slide, so stop asking us to use our slide. 1.0938 0.03672 64 58 6 0
3796 Sorry kid, Congress has appropriated it to facilitate recess appointments. 1.0938 0.03672 64 58 6 0
3797 Notice that the men wear ties and we are bigger than you are...so scram 1.0938 0.03672 64 58 6 0
3798 Our company has this slide reserved from 12:00-12:30 every Tuesday. 1.0938 0.03672 64 58 6 0
3799 Her five-step plan is just too shallow for us. 1.0938 0.04295 64 59 4 1
3800 One more demo by each of us and then you can try 1.0938 0.03672 64 58 6 0
3801 We're running for Congress. Any advice 1.0938 0.03672 64 58 6 0
3802 This is the big kid slide. You've gotta earn this privilege. 1.0938 0.04295 64 59 4 1
3803 ...and we get to dress up, and we get a bigger slide, and we get paid... 1.0938 0.04295 64 59 4 1
3804 Now both of you go home and try to play the stock market. 1.0938 0.03672 64 58 6 0
3805 'Capitalism demands the very best of every man and rewards him accordingly,' son. 1.0938 0.03672 64 58 6 0
3806 It's a great ice-breaker. Check out the chick behind you. 1.0938 0.04295 64 59 4 1
3807 Son, you can try this when you grow up. 1.0938 0.04838 64 60 2 2
3808 Get lost. 1.0938 0.04295 64 59 4 1
3809 Son, when you turn 18 we'll have a beer together and enjoy the big slide. 1.0938 0.03672 64 58 6 0
3810 Someday son, someday. 1.0938 0.03672 64 58 6 0
3811 This is a slippery slope! 1.0938 0.04295 64 59 4 1
3812 Now if you’ll excuse me, I’d like to get back to some good old fashioned corporate bonding. 1.0938 0.03672 64 58 6 0
3813 Your inner child isn’t old enough for this slide. 1.0938 0.03672 64 58 6 0
3814 The American white male enters his 45th year of boydom. 1.0938 0.04295 64 59 4 1
3815 Get back to your cellphone. We’re taking over here. 1.0938 0.04295 64 59 4 1
3816 It’s called quality assurance. Shall I google that for you? 1.0938 0.03672 64 58 6 0
3817 Ah, no son. This is the slide for the helicopter parents. 1.0938 0.03672 64 58 6 0
3818 That I'm not youth enough to throw myself on a slide? And you to ask me for a mobile? 1.0938 0.03672 64 58 6 0
3819 This is the over-eighteen slide. 1.0938 0.03672 64 58 6 0
3820 Public" park, kiddo. These taxes come outta my paycheck 1.0938 0.04295 64 59 4 1
3821 When you’re our age, you’ll need Claret to feel this uninhibited. 1.0938 0.03672 64 58 6 0
3822 Sorry...you have to be at least 60" high to ride this slide..." 1.0938 0.03672 64 58 6 0
3823 The judge says, 'Court will recess until tomorrow.' So, sorry kid, this could be a while. 1.0938 0.04295 64 59 4 1
3824 You're not old enough - so remind her its a unisex slide 1.0938 0.03672 64 58 6 0
3825 Go back to your silly slide. 1.0938 0.04295 64 59 4 1
3826 Sorry, this is PG-13 slide. 1.0938 0.04295 64 59 4 1
3827 Shoo, kid. This slide is rated "R." 1.0938 0.04295 64 59 4 1
3828 Short people go on the short slide Billy. 1.0938 0.03672 64 58 6 0
3829 Sorry, you’re not allowed on the adult slide. 1.0938 0.03672 64 58 6 0
3830 Yeah, but when our recess is over we don’t get to play King of the Hill, we go back to Capitol Hill. 1.0938 0.03672 64 58 6 0
3831 Because HR says so, that’s why. 1.0938 0.03672 64 58 6 0
3832 No, you can't use the adults slide. 1.0938 0.04295 64 59 4 1
3833 Sorry. This one is for lawyers. 1.0938 0.03672 64 58 6 0
3834 Sup Yellenial Dude, tell those restaurant-killing millennial dweebs that Gen-X is taking a bit of an el breako. If you need anything, just use your best judgement. The Boomers have been getting a little, eh, 'Late Reagan' on Facebook. Peace out! 1.0938 0.03672 64 58 6 0
3835 Well son, I hope you’re enjoying “Take your kid to work” Day! 1.0938 0.03672 64 58 6 0
3836 Stop your whining. You get to take my place for a whole afternoon of market share analysis reviews! 1.0938 0.03672 64 58 6 0
3837 'Haven't you heard Jimmy? Micro-playing is the new thing in Silicon Valley.' 1.0938 0.04295 64 59 4 1
3838 Here's why we got into politics. 1.0938 0.03672 64 58 6 0
3839 When you're a C.E.O. with A.A., this is how we kick back and unwind. 1.0938 0.03672 64 58 6 0
3840 Sorry kid, adults get the big slide. 1.0938 0.03672 64 58 6 0
3841 It's adult slide. Come back in half an hour. 1.0938 0.04295 64 59 4 1
3842 Will you hold on to the ladder for me while I'm up? 1.0938 0.03672 64 58 6 0
3843 Use the other slide, son. This one's for the Special Olympics. 1.0938 0.04295 64 59 4 1
3844 Oh! Boo Hoo, go tell your momey 1.0938 0.04295 64 59 4 1
3845 You can't ride this one until you understand bonds, mortgages and golden parachutes. 1.0938 0.04295 64 59 4 1
3846 Don't you know, "Age before beauty"? 1.0938 0.04295 64 59 4 1
3847 It's called redundancy kid. Don't worry - you'll get your turn. 1.0938 0.04295 64 59 4 1
3848 Well you guys took over all the border prisons, so... 1.0938 0.04295 64 59 4 1
3849 It's a just an acute case of slidemania, buddy. 1.0938 0.04295 64 59 4 1
3850 Someday you'll look back on this as the moment you realized just how far our country had slid after less than two years of Trump. 1.0938 0.03672 64 58 6 0
3851 I told you that the big slide is for vertical assholes and little slide is for horizontal assholes. 1.0938 0.03672 64 58 6 0
3852 Why don’t you play some video games? 1.0938 0.04295 64 59 4 1
3853 It's cheaper than dry cleaning. 1.0938 0.03672 64 58 6 0
3854 Have you gone to high school? 1.0938 0.04295 64 59 4 1
3855 Trust me, kid, the slide into adulthood may start out on a high, but it declines rapidly and before you know it, it's over. 1.0938 0.03672 64 58 6 0
3856 Only after YOU pay the mortgage.” 1.0938 0.04295 64 59 4 1
3857 Because. My teeter is bigger than your totter. 1.0938 0.04295 64 59 4 1
3858 No, you're not old enough to play with the big boys-- 1.0938 0.03672 64 58 6 0
3859 Yes, it IS an app. 1.0938 0.03672 64 58 6 0
3860 This world needs more heroes kid. 1.0938 0.04295 64 59 4 1
3861 So, why don't you behave as adult? 1.0938 0.03672 64 58 6 0
3862 You’ll understand when you grow up. 1.0938 0.03672 64 58 6 0
3863 Sorry, It's adult slide time. 1.0938 0.04295 64 59 4 1
3864 Whaddaya mean, “equity?” We got here first. 1.0938 0.04295 64 59 4 1
3865 I get where you're coming from but I'm still presenting these slides to corporate 1.0938 0.04295 64 59 4 1
3866 Now that you fuckers spend all your free time watching strangers play video games and us grown-ups are immiserated by neoliberalism or whatever, the city lifted the ban on unaccompanied adults. So, you know, be careful. 1.0938 0.03672 64 58 6 0
3867 Its the new Betsy de Voss playground rules, snowflake. Go look 'em up and quit whining! 1.0938 0.03672 64 58 6 0
3868 Because age goes before beauty, and if that’s not enough big boys, and big girls, get the big toys. 1.0938 0.03672 64 58 6 0
3869 This is the ladder of success. Eleven year olds can't climb the ladder of success, Benny. 1.0938 0.03672 64 58 6 0
3870 It’s ok, we identify as 10 year olds. Back off poop-head! 1.0938 0.03672 64 58 6 0
3871 One day, when you're big enough, you'll be allowed to have fun. Until then, you can just play pretend. 1.0938 0.04295 64 59 4 1
3872 Your sister is just like her mother. Her uncle is another story. 1.0938 0.04295 64 59 4 1
3873 Sorry, you must be amidst a mid-life crisis to go down this slide. 1.0938 0.03672 64 58 6 0
3874 When you grow up you'll be able to do this too. 1.0938 0.04838 64 60 2 2
3875 We're calling it "Slide-share." Our Series A is open, if interested. 1.0938 0.04295 64 59 4 1
3876 Now son, the key to life is to enjoy 'the' ride 1.0938 0.04838 64 60 2 2
3877 Sorry kid, maybe someday when you act like an adult. 1.0938 0.04838 64 60 2 2
3878 Life's not always fair son, but all in due time. 1.0938 0.04295 64 59 4 1
3879 Why *can't* there be a slide for adults only? 1.0938 0.03672 64 58 6 0
3880 No, I am not your mother. 1.0938 0.04295 64 59 4 1
3881 Don't ever stop dreaming extra large, Kid, and someday you'll be ready for the big slide...but this isn't that day. 1.0938 0.04295 64 59 4 1
3882 Look Kid, I'm not your daddy and I dont have any food for you. 1.0938 0.04295 64 59 4 1
3883 Go play on your cellphone. 1.0938 0.03672 64 58 6 0
3884 (As "Helter Skelter" fades out) I've got blisters on me fingers! 1.0938 0.03672 64 58 6 0
3885 Wait your turn Jimmy, you'll be able to have this much fun in 30 Years! 1.0938 0.04295 64 59 4 1
3886 Keep practicing kid. 1.0938 0.03672 64 58 6 0
3887 Sorry, kid. Company is cutting costs, this is the morale-booster team picnic. Maybe you can outsource your fun to China. 1.0938 0.03672 64 58 6 0
3888 Go pee in the bathroom 1.0938 0.04295 64 59 4 1
3889 Oh yea? Well, my dad’s denture is bigger than your dad’s ! 1.0938 0.04295 64 59 4 1
3890 No kids allowed! 1.0938 0.04295 64 59 4 1
3891 Scram kid. The three of just are celebrating because our boss didn't think we were very smart and gave us six month vacations twice a year. We thought two weeks paid was good! 1.0938 0.03672 64 58 6 0
3892 No, Junior, you have to use the junior slide. 1.0938 0.04295 64 59 4 1
3893 The rest of the team wanted to go paintballing 1.0938 0.04295 64 59 4 1
3894 Sorry kid! You can't use this until you're in your second childhood. 1.0938 0.03672 64 58 6 0
3895 Don't worry, kid. It's all uphill from here. 1.0938 0.04295 64 59 4 1
3896 Sorry, graduate students need only apply. 1.0938 0.03672 64 58 6 0
3897 I really do believe that children are the future...which is why it'll be your turn to use the slide in 10-15 years. 1.0938 0.03672 64 58 6 0
3898 Bigger risk, bigger reward. 1.0938 0.03672 64 58 6 0
3899 We shorted Ripple (XRP) when it was done pumping. 1.0938 0.04295 64 59 4 1
3900 Tell her that I’ve decided to let her slide. 1.0938 0.04295 64 59 4 1
3901 You have to be an overgrown child to go on this slide. 1.0938 0.03672 64 58 6 0
3902 Go get your own #Metoo moment 1.0938 0.03672 64 58 6 0
3903 Something went wrong in our lives, we need a fresh start. 1.0938 0.03672 64 58 6 0
3904 It's our motivational seminar homework. 1.0938 0.04838 64 60 2 2
3905 Sorry Kid, This Slide is Business Class." Lucia Bybee, Age 1 1.0938 0.03672 64 58 6 0
3906 If I'm not back in a minute, son, have mom call 911. 1.0938 0.04295 64 59 4 1
3907 Inside the universal mind of The New Yorker. 1.0938 0.04295 64 59 4 1
3908 You're too young to understand. 1.0938 0.04295 64 59 4 1
3909 Back off kid. This slide is X-rated. 1.0923 0.04765 65 61 2 2
3910 We're preparing for the next market crash. 1.0923 0.04231 65 60 4 1
3911 Our slide rules! 1.0923 0.03618 65 59 6 0
3912 Grow up! The grown-up slide is for grown-ups only. 1.0923 0.04231 65 60 4 1
3913 A new educational reform program has started, Johnny, so you need to go back in and get your lesson plans ready. 1.0923 0.04231 65 60 4 1
3914 Go away. kid. We are enjoying our second childhood! 1.0923 0.04231 65 60 4 1
3915 You're going to have to wait another 30 years for your turn 1.0923 0.03618 65 59 6 0
3916 These things are fun but they always make me puke. 1.0923 0.04231 65 60 4 1
3917 What's wrong with old white men having fun? 1.0923 0.04231 65 60 4 1
3918 I've never actually passed out on a sliding board but I may have fallen asleep. 1.0923 0.03618 65 59 6 0
3919 This is the one time in life when I can at least enjoy sliding down. 1.0923 0.04231 65 60 4 1
3920 You can get your license when you're 16. 1.0923 0.04765 65 61 2 2
3921 My tax dollars pay for this playground! 1.0923 0.03618 65 59 6 0
3922 Sorry to cut in line Little Jimmy, but slide rules are for engineers, not substitute teachers. 1.0923 0.04231 65 60 4 1
3923 Age before beauty. 1.0923 0.04231 65 60 4 1
3924 The small one is a ‘sliding pon’ and the large one is a‘sliding pond’. I’m just sayin’.” 1.0923 0.03618 65 59 6 0
3925 I'm sorry, son, but we waited almost an hour for those big kids to leave and now it's OUR turn. 1.0923 0.03618 65 59 6 0
3926 Wait 'til you see our new pirate ship!! 1.0923 0.03618 65 59 6 0
3927 Go play your video games. 1.0923 0.04231 65 60 4 1
3928 Because we baggsed it first. 1.0923 0.04765 65 61 2 2
3929 Sorry, only those thirteen or older can enter or vote--or play on the slide. 1.0923 0.04231 65 60 4 1
3930 Adults are just children in bigger clothes. 1.0923 0.03618 65 59 6 0
3931 You really have to play the game to get ahead here. 1.0923 0.04231 65 60 4 1
3932 You know, Kid, it’s telling how few parks have grownup sized slides... 1.0923 0.04231 65 60 4 1
3933 No small fry with our sliders. 1.0923 0.04231 65 60 4 1
3934 Watch me here too--I also make an excellent slide model. 1.0923 0.04231 65 60 4 1
3935 With my deductible? This is more of a thrill-ride than you think. 1.0923 0.03618 65 59 6 0
3936 A vote for us, son, is a vote for your parents and your parents' parents! 1.0923 0.03618 65 59 6 0
3937 'Actually, it's a blast to practice landing on your feet!' 1.0923 0.03618 65 59 6 0
3938 ,,There's a place for grown ups and for children and the only thing that can change it it's TIME" 1.0923 0.04231 65 60 4 1
3939 Go back to your class. This time is reserved for the teachers! 1.0923 0.04231 65 60 4 1
3940 When you get a job you can go on this slide! 1.0923 0.04231 65 60 4 1
3941 It’s called ‘adult slide’ so beat it! 1.0923 0.03618 65 59 6 0
3942 Beat it, kid. No room for new arrivals. 1.0923 0.04231 65 60 4 1
3943 OVER THERE, SONNY. THIS ONE'S FOR THE INNER CHILDREN. 1.0923 0.04231 65 60 4 1
3944 Don’t worry, ‘take your parent to play day’ is only once a year. 1.0923 0.03618 65 59 6 0
3945 No, son, this slide is for grownups who want to recreate the demise of their careers. 1.0909 0.04169 66 61 4 1
3946 This is the adult slide, get lost. 1.0909 0.04169 66 61 4 1
3947 Even us old farts like to have fun! 1.0909 0.03566 66 60 6 0
3948 Shove off kid! 1.0820 0.04243 61 57 3 1
3949 Beat it kid! Don't you have some crack to smoke? 1.0820 0.03541 61 56 5 0
3950 Go play in the sand box.This is for moms,dads&uncles..... 1.0820 0.04243 61 57 3 1
3951 Sorry kid this one is for the young at heart 1.0820 0.03541 61 56 5 0
3952 This is the adults' slide, son. You have to stand in line at the kids' slide until she gets the courage to let go and slide down. If that doesn't happen, you could consider the sandbox, no one seems to be using it now 1.0820 0.03541 61 56 5 0
3953 You're never too young to learn that the career ladder has its ups and downs. 1.0820 0.03541 61 56 5 0
3954 Then how do you slide into her DMs? 1.0820 0.03541 61 56 5 0
3955 Management thought this was the most effective way to find our management style. Now shove off kid, the grown-ups are here to play! 1.0820 0.04243 61 57 3 1
3956 We found our inner kids – now piss off. 1.0820 0.03541 61 56 5 0
3957 It's ok - in 30 years, you'll be taking over Facebook. 1.0820 0.03541 61 56 5 0
3958 No, I won't let you cut in line! 1.0820 0.03541 61 56 5 0
3959 I see this as one of the rewards of maturity. 1.0820 0.03541 61 56 5 0
3960 Sorry, kid. You need at least eight years of experience for this slide. Try that one over there. It only needs four years of previous sliding. 1.0820 0.03541 61 56 5 0
3961 Please play with your sister while your parent plays with bigger toys. 1.0820 0.03541 61 56 5 0
3962 I heard all the young folk are sliding into DM"s 1.0820 0.03541 61 56 5 0
3963 Whaddaya lookin' at?! The sand box would've gotten my suit dirty! 1.0820 0.04243 61 57 3 1
3964 No, you need to use the kiddie slide. 1.0820 0.04243 61 57 3 1
3965 Dad: Where did you get it? Son: DAD! Dad: Answer me! Who taught you how to slide? Son: YOU ALRIGHT! I learned it by watching you. Parents who slide have children who slide. 1.0820 0.04243 61 57 3 1
3966 Left-wing opposition group when not seeking revenge on behalf of the Clintons. 1.0820 0.04243 61 57 3 1
3967 Hey kid, we're Amish, we aren't allowed to do the Electric Slide so we'll be here awhile. 1.0820 0.03541 61 56 5 0
3968 I’m sorry, you must have 3-5 years of experience on this slide to ride this slide. 1.0820 0.04243 61 57 3 1
3969 We're channeling our inner child. 1.0820 0.03541 61 56 5 0
3970 Sorry, kid, the adults have decided to take over the playground. 1.0820 0.04243 61 57 3 1
3971 Sorry, this is reserved for a corporate bonding retreat. 1.0820 0.04243 61 57 3 1
3972 Look at her; he's on a slippery slope. 1.0820 0.04243 61 57 3 1
3973 Whatever you do --don't touch the little girl because you could lose a career later! 1.0820 0.03541 61 56 5 0
3974 Sorry, I'm afraid you have to be a kid at heart. 1.0820 0.03541 61 56 5 0
3975 When your big it will be a lot smaller. You'll be a grown up standing your grounds playing! 1.0820 0.03541 61 56 5 0
3976 This slide is for us power brokers! 1.0820 0.03541 61 56 5 0
3977 tRUMPland: "Wait your turn chump" 1.0820 0.03541 61 56 5 0
3978 Sorry, son. Maybe when you're all grown up and morbidly obese. 1.0820 0.03541 61 56 5 0
3979 But Dad! It’s MY turn to watch Mommy’ dress fly up! 1.0820 0.04845 61 58 1 2
3980 This is the most productive I've felt in years. 1.0820 0.03541 61 56 5 0
3981 We're celebrating Jimboy Taco Day! 1.0820 0.03541 61 56 5 0
3982 He went down the slide, I thought about it 1.0820 0.04243 61 57 3 1
3983 It's part of leadership training. The sandbox is next." By my spouse, Meg Mann, Chesapeake, V 1.0820 0.03541 61 56 5 0
3984 You wouldn't understand. Its a grownup thing. 1.0820 0.03541 61 56 5 0
3985 Come on son slide on over there and ask if she’s down. 1.0820 0.03541 61 56 5 0
3986 Watch out for snakes on the corporate ladder. 1.0820 0.04243 61 57 3 1
3987 You'll get your frisbee back when you stop asking dumb questions. 1.0820 0.04243 61 57 3 1
3988 Sara Jean won't let me get on 'cause she said i groped her when we was 3... 1.0820 0.03541 61 56 5 0
3989 The judge told us to take a recess. 1.0820 0.03541 61 56 5 0
3990 Scram this is "adults only"! 1.0820 0.04243 61 57 3 1
3991 I've been in this business 20 years. And that's it, I'm done." 1.0820 0.03541 61 56 5 0
3992 Wait 20 years, kid. 1.0820 0.04845 61 58 1 2
3993 No son, you are just a minor member here, the president goes first. 1.0820 0.03541 61 56 5 0
3994 Let this be a lesson... as soon as you start respecting your elders, your mother and I will let you slide 1.0820 0.03541 61 56 5 0
3995 Beat it, kid. This slide is only for the young at heart. 1.0820 0.03541 61 56 5 0
3996 In this day and age, you have to be more inclusive. 1.0820 0.04243 61 57 3 1
3997 This is what separates the men from the boys. 1.0820 0.03541 61 56 5 0
3998 God told us to do this: Hallelujah! 1.0820 0.03541 61 56 5 0
3999 Hey, go back to the kids’ slide! This one is for adults only. Plus we’re U.S. Senators...just on a break from a Judiciary Committee Hearing...we need our playtime as well, you know” 1.0820 0.03541 61 56 5 0
4000 Beat it kid. You got your Xbox, I got my slide 1.0820 0.03541 61 56 5 0
4001 You don’t get a turn on this one until you’re a grown up. 1.0820 0.03541 61 56 5 0
4002 Scram kid, she prefers more mature men. 1.0820 0.04243 61 57 3 1
4003 It's a conserva-slide. Investments climb up, taxes slide down. 1.0820 0.04243 61 57 3 1
4004 This slide is for the big losers only. 1.0820 0.04243 61 57 3 1
4005 Go use the small slide. Your not tall enough to use this one. 1.0820 0.04243 61 57 3 1
4006 Adult swim without the water. 1.0820 0.04243 61 57 3 1
4007 See the sign? You have to be this side to side this slide. 1.0820 0.04243 61 57 3 1
4008 Go work on your own childhood traumas! 1.0820 0.03541 61 56 5 0
4009 Unlike your mother, I am not letting your mischievous actions slide from yesterday. 1.0820 0.04243 61 57 3 1
4010 Aren’t you a little to young to be going on the big slide 1.0820 0.04243 61 57 3 1
4011 They gave a “find your motivation” speech at the office but it didn’t went well 1.0820 0.04243 61 57 3 1
4012 We’re hands on investors kid. Relax, nothing will change. 1.0820 0.04845 61 58 1 2
4013 Sorry son, it's my turn down the slide! 1.0820 0.04243 61 57 3 1
4014 Careful for that girl up there, son. She’s acting a little strange. 1.0820 0.03541 61 56 5 0
4015 It’s not your turn yet kid, but I’ll see you on the other slide. 1.0820 0.03541 61 56 5 0
4016 Not until you're older! 1.0820 0.03541 61 56 5 0
4017 Sorry kid, our team building exercise is more important than any of your silly playground games. 1.0820 0.04243 61 57 3 1
4018 Excuse me,it's also time out at Stinky's Investments. 1.0820 0.03541 61 56 5 0
4019 Watch and learn. This is how you have fun. 1.0820 0.03541 61 56 5 0
4020 Go play in the sandbox, the slide is for adults 1.0820 0.03541 61 56 5 0
4021 It's not your age, it's your attire. 1.0820 0.03541 61 56 5 0
4022 Can you give me a push ? 1.0820 0.03541 61 56 5 0
4023 Sorry! To slow 1.0820 0.04243 61 57 3 1
4024 Do YOU like beer, Senator? 1.0820 0.03541 61 56 5 0
4025 Kid, this is a slippery slope you don't want to get on. 1.0820 0.03541 61 56 5 0
4026 Sorry, kid. Adult voters need this slide. 1.0820 0.04243 61 57 3 1
4027 It's an employee team building exercise; you wouldn't understand. 1.0820 0.03541 61 56 5 0
4028 Sure Billy, there' a a lot to be afraid of, but in my experience it's probably better step up to it now. 1.0820 0.03541 61 56 5 0
4029 Hey shrimp boy! This is the big boy slide, so back the fuck off! 1.0820 0.03541 61 56 5 0
4030 Teachers negotiated firsties on the big slide in our latest contract. 1.0820 0.03541 61 56 5 0
4031 Please step back. The Federal Kiddie Slide Acceptance Test is in progress. 1.0820 0.04243 61 57 3 1
4032 We've just been fired from the White House 1.0820 0.03541 61 56 5 0
4033 Oh yeah? Well I'm seven with 40 years of experience, so there. 1.0820 0.04243 61 57 3 1
4034 You're not ready. This one's for the high and mighty. 1.0820 0.03541 61 56 5 0
4035 This one's for bigger kids. 1.0820 0.04845 61 58 1 2
4036 It’s called childing” 1.0820 0.04243 61 57 3 1
4037 No, you put away childish things. 1.0820 0.04243 61 57 3 1
4038 Careful son, getting into this past-time is a slippery slope 1.0820 0.04243 61 57 3 1
4039 Sorry this is the big person slide" 1.0820 0.04243 61 57 3 1
4040 Sorry kid, we don't want to make the boss feel self-conscious. 1.0820 0.03541 61 56 5 0
4041 This is the Boomer slide. 1.0820 0.03541 61 56 5 0
4042 It’s spelled Y-O-L-O and it’s dad’s new lifestyle. 1.0820 0.03541 61 56 5 0
4043 No, you can’t play with their inner children. 1.0820 0.03541 61 56 5 0
4044 Sorry kid. We're NRA semiautomatic assault gun enthusiasts testing the schoolyard slippery slope. 1.0820 0.03541 61 56 5 0
4045 Strictly Adults only kid, can’t you see? 1.0820 0.03541 61 56 5 0
4046 Get lost, kid. This slide's for mid-life crises and adult play therapy. 1.0820 0.04243 61 57 3 1
4047 You and your little friend can scram. This park is for midlife crises only, got it? 1.0820 0.03541 61 56 5 0
4048 And that's why I shine my shoes! 1.0820 0.03541 61 56 5 0
4049 Beat it - this is our corporate sandbox retreat. 1.0820 0.04243 61 57 3 1
4050 You have to evolve this high before you ride this slide. 1.0820 0.04243 61 57 3 1
4051 New directive kid, slide before work. 1.0820 0.03541 61 56 5 0
4052 Catch me if you can 1.0820 0.03541 61 56 5 0
4053 You have to be this big to go on this ride. 1.0820 0.03541 61 56 5 0
4054 What with all my duties I am just getting around to being a kid. 1.0820 0.04243 61 57 3 1
4055 You need a drivers license to show you are 2 1 1.0820 0.04243 61 57 3 1
4056 Life lesson, kid, it’s all about being transparent parents.” 1.0820 0.03541 61 56 5 0
4057 EXPRESSING REPRESSED EMOTIONS...YOU MAY NEED THIS SOMEDAY SON. 1.0820 0.03541 61 56 5 0
4058 I'm getting myself back in the game Baby Boy! 1.0820 0.03541 61 56 5 0
4059 Oh grow up sonny 1.0820 0.04243 61 57 3 1
4060 A career open to some talents 1.0820 0.03541 61 56 5 0
4061 If you could read, you’d know. We’re guaranteed priority until we’re 26. 1.0820 0.04243 61 57 3 1
4062 THIS SLIDE WAS ERECTED BY TWO ORTHOPODS. A CHIROPRACTOR AND ONE OF THOSE CHINESE NEEDLES GUYS. 1.0820 0.04243 61 57 3 1
4063 You stay put while we have the time of our lives. 1.0820 0.03541 61 56 5 0
4064 Didn’t you see the sign? This one is adults only. 1.0820 0.03541 61 56 5 0
4065 Thanks for offering, but my 'inner child' is years ahead of your 'inner Child' already! 1.0820 0.04243 61 57 3 1
4066 I've got news for you, kid: adulthood is a shitshow. Live while you can! 1.0820 0.03541 61 56 5 0
4067 Tell him I don't like him papa. Who is this Tgif anyway? 1.0820 0.03541 61 56 5 0
4068 It's called market research, son. Stand aside! 1.0820 0.03541 61 56 5 0
4069 Sorry kid, we're on lunch break 1.0820 0.03541 61 56 5 0
4070 No, don't ask her if she'd like to park; ask if she'd like to parkour. 1.0820 0.04243 61 57 3 1
4071 This is called a "Retro Slide" it's only for Mommy's and Daddy's. 1.0820 0.03541 61 56 5 0
4072 Sorry kid, your to young for this kind of game 1.0820 0.03541 61 56 5 0
4073 You’re too young to go on the downward slide! Clara Mikowski 1.0820 0.03541 61 56 5 0
4074 Sorry, this slide is reserved for quirky rom-com movies. 1.0820 0.04243 61 57 3 1
4075 Who knows where you’ll end up if you go down this one son 1.0820 0.03541 61 56 5 0
4076 2018 is about equality. It's Bring Your Father to Play Day. 1.0820 0.04243 61 57 3 1
4077 We millenials invented this life hack, son, and you've been doing it wrong this whole time. 1.0820 0.04243 61 57 3 1
4078 Beat it. This one’s for big kids only. 1.0820 0.03541 61 56 5 0
4079 Sir, we want to know what this 'remote conference call ' means? 1.0820 0.03541 61 56 5 0
4080 You Won't Understand It Now but This Is For Your Own Security 1.0820 0.03541 61 56 5 0
4081 You get Take Your Child to Work Day, give us this. 1.0820 0.03541 61 56 5 0
4082 Sorry, it's a test only." 1.0820 0.03541 61 56 5 0
4083 Even physicians need to take continuing education courses. 1.0820 0.03541 61 56 5 0
4084 Because big people are sick of Bring Your Child to Work Day. 1.0820 0.03541 61 56 5 0
4085 This is NOT your Spartacus moment! 1.0820 0.04243 61 57 3 1
4086 It's a safety-related outcome practical survey.... 1.0820 0.03541 61 56 5 0
4087 sorry kid, that's capitalism. now are you going to cry like some kind of democrat, or are you gonna get me my goddamn sonic pop with the gumball eyes? 1.0820 0.04845 61 58 1 2
4088 boy howdy my butt's gonna love this cool slide 1.0820 0.04243 61 57 3 1
4089 I did NOT butt in line, butthead. This is the big kids' slide. 1.0820 0.03541 61 56 5 0
4090 What can I say; the second quarter gross revenue was up! 1.0820 0.03541 61 56 5 0
4091 WHEE!!! 1.0820 0.03541 61 56 5 0
4092 1.0820 0.03541 61 56 5 0
4093 This is the big kids slide 1.0820 0.03541 61 56 5 0
4094 Sorry kid, it's mid-life crisis only. 1.0820 0.03541 61 56 5 0
4095 Scram, kid. This is for the pros! 1.0820 0.03541 61 56 5 0
4096 Your must be 'This Old' to use this ride. 1.0820 0.03541 61 56 5 0
4097 This is more work than it looks. 1.0820 0.03541 61 56 5 0
4098 Kid, you gotta lot to learn about climbing the corporate chutes and ladders. 1.0820 0.03541 61 56 5 0
4099 No, it's us. This all started when Billy found his dad's T-E-S-T-E-R-O-N-E Patches. 1.0820 0.03541 61 56 5 0
4100 "This is how to REALLY go down a slide. 1.0820 0.04243 61 57 3 1
4101 Your mother has decided to run off with someone “more playful.” 1.0820 0.04243 61 57 3 1
4102 Adult playground rules—you must be 18 to enter. 1.0820 0.04243 61 57 3 1
4103 It's only for kidult boy. 1.0820 0.04243 61 57 3 1
4104 Sorry son, this is the grown up's slide! 1.0820 0.03541 61 56 5 0
4105 You'll get your turn on the debt slide one day. 1.0820 0.03541 61 56 5 0
4106 Just do as you're told. 1.0820 0.04243 61 57 3 1
4107 This is thevgrownup slide. Try the other. 1.0820 0.04243 61 57 3 1
4108 Grown ups need playtime, too. 1.0820 0.03541 61 56 5 0
4109 It's adult play time now kid, beat it. 1.0820 0.04243 61 57 3 1
4110 Sorry, son, this was the only way I could convince your mom to join a swingers club. 1.0820 0.04243 61 57 3 1
4111 Yes, this new slide is for adults because we needed it." Hilary A. Kaplan, Silver Spring, M 1.0820 0.03541 61 56 5 0
4112 Sorry buddy, this slide is for the big guys, the people making all the big decisions, and not caring two hoots about who gets hurt in the process. 1.0820 0.03541 61 56 5 0
4113 Dating advice? I thought you said "slide until PM" 1.0820 0.03541 61 56 5 0
4114 Beat it kid! Let us enjoy what out tax dollars paid for! 1.0820 0.04243 61 57 3 1
4115 This area is for the big dogs. 1.0820 0.04243 61 57 3 1
4116 I think it's about time you learn about the corporate ladder, son. 1.0820 0.03541 61 56 5 0
4117 and this is the last time we let that type of behavior continue to slide 1.0820 0.03541 61 56 5 0
4118 Beat it kid-this is the short sellers slide 1.0820 0.04243 61 57 3 1
4119 Well, you're in Proportional Park, what did you expect? 1.0820 0.03541 61 56 5 0
4120 Sorry, kid. Automation is increasing competition everywhere. 1.0820 0.04243 61 57 3 1
4121 You can't ride this slide until you understand why we're screaming. 1.0820 0.03541 61 56 5 0
4122 The market has its ups and downs. 1.0820 0.04243 61 57 3 1
4123 You're not tall enough...but, this time, I'll let you slide." 1.0820 0.03541 61 56 5 0
4124 This will take awhile. It's the Roller Coaster from hunger. 1.0820 0.03541 61 56 5 0
4125 I was'nt allowed to do this growing up..said it was much too dangerous 1.0820 0.04243 61 57 3 1
4126 When you are older, you will inevitably go down the Freudian slide. Just wait. 1.0820 0.03541 61 56 5 0
4127 This one’s for stockbrokers only, Sunny. 1.0820 0.04243 61 57 3 1
4128 We're getting in touch with our 'inner child'; so, beat it, bozo. 1.0820 0.04243 61 57 3 1
4129 You can blame Le Petite Prince. 1.0820 0.04243 61 57 3 1
4130 Unfortunately, you parents were suffering from acute juvenile play deprivation, generational anger, millennial guilt, and parental inhibition that deprived than of the ability to be silly in front of you kids. 1.0820 0.04243 61 57 3 1
4131 It's inexpensive and it presents substantially less downside than a midlife crisis. 1.0820 0.03541 61 56 5 0
4132 No, it’s only for adult. You don’t have the right. 1.0820 0.04243 61 57 3 1
4133 We're practicing for careers on Wall Street. 1.0820 0.04845 61 58 1 2
4134 Instead of bonuses - the company installed a "community library" in the breakroom. Last Monday - Bob brought in the complete works of Satre and Nietzsche." 1.0820 0.04243 61 57 3 1
4135 Keep your knees up or it'll burn your legs. That's why I wore this suit - only a static shock. 1.0820 0.03541 61 56 5 0
4136 All that stuff I taught you about schoolyard bullies, forget it." 1.0820 0.03541 61 56 5 0
4137 Have you got your sliding license? 1.0820 0.04243 61 57 3 1
4138 Play to win! 1.0820 0.04845 61 58 1 2
4139 You’ll understand when you’re older, if you’re lucky. 1.0820 0.03541 61 56 5 0
4140 Yes, son. The time has come to share the playground with the girls. 1.0820 0.04243 61 57 3 1
4141 Wait until you have not yet fully matured into your adult body. 1.0820 0.03541 61 56 5 0
4142 Sorry kid, we're looking for experienced sliders. 1.0820 0.04243 61 57 3 1
4143 Son, your read to play to win. 1.0820 0.03541 61 56 5 0
4144 I'm a Zoologist, my wife is a Shrink & our son is a Phys Ed teacher; this is called 'Behavioral Enrichment' 1.0806 0.03486 62 57 5 0
4145 This is what happens when you build a playground without swings. 1.0806 0.03486 62 57 5 0
4146 …and it, Steven Guttenberg finds an alien pod that makes you feel young again! 1.0806 0.04176 62 58 3 1
4147 The battle of Waterloo was won on the playing fields of Eton. 1.0806 0.03486 62 57 5 0
4148 Business is down, from stock markets to slides. 1.0806 0.03486 62 57 5 0
4149 You've got to be at least this high to ride... 1.0806 0.04176 62 58 3 1
4150 Dibs. Dibs and lunch, they're in the retainer agreement. What you have now is peace of mind. 1.0806 0.03486 62 57 5 0
4151 You go and play house this time. 1.0806 0.04176 62 58 3 1
4152 Wait your turn! Allegations come strong these days. 1.0806 0.03486 62 57 5 0
4153 It’s never too late to have a happy childhood. 1.0806 0.03486 62 57 5 0
4154 You are not even big enough for the kiddie slide..... So go play in the sandbox with the other unqualified sliders. 1.0806 0.03486 62 57 5 0
4155 Don't complain kid -- We've waited all summer for our chance 1.0806 0.03486 62 57 5 0
4156 This slide is only for holders of cryptocurrency. 1.0806 0.04176 62 58 3 1
4157 I said, "You need to 'grow down' to use this slide!" 1.0806 0.03486 62 57 5 0
4158 Do you think this will strike the right note or middle aged whimsy? 1.0806 0.03486 62 57 5 0
4159 This is the big boy slide at onsite corporate daycare. 1.0806 0.04176 62 58 3 1
4160 The kid's slide is over there, Timmy 1.0806 0.04176 62 58 3 1
4161 We may look like adults, but we're Millennials. 1.0806 0.03486 62 57 5 0
4162 I was here first, and if you complain to your mother, I’ll tell you where else. 1.0806 0.03486 62 57 5 0
4163 Some of us have to work today 1.0806 0.03486 62 57 5 0
4164 Next up on the Senate Slide... 1.0690 0.03356 58 54 4 0
4165 That's really big of you 1.0690 0.03356 58 54 4 0
4166 Taller kids first! 1.0690 0.03356 58 54 4 0
4167 Executive order kiddo, making America great again!! 1.0690 0.03356 58 54 4 0
4168 The sliding scale of playing it big to small... the day you realize that you have the ability to expand or shrink like a tumor in someone's gut... Even if the forgiveness is heavy, the slide can hold both your weight. happy hour is deeper than usual- 1.0690 0.03356 58 54 4 0
4169 Grown ups on a playground? Only in New York! (Or the New YorkER cartoon caption contest, to humorous effect!) 1.0690 0.03356 58 54 4 0
4170 This one's only for man-children 1.0690 0.03356 58 54 4 0
4171 Better stick to your own, kid. This one’s the financial downslide. 1.0690 0.03356 58 54 4 0
4172 Wait until you’re older. 1.0690 0.03356 58 54 4 0
4173 When I was your age I practiced hours a day. 1.0690 0.03356 58 54 4 0
4174 "You better join your little friend; our slide is the no hands version." 1.0690 0.03356 58 54 4 0
4175 Cutting, kid? We've accomplished more than in the history of this playground. 1.0690 0.03356 58 54 4 0
4176 We're going "wee wee wee", then all the way home. 1.0690 0.03356 58 54 4 0
4177 Kiddo, this slide is for the grown-ups, you have to use the shorter one behind you. 1.0690 0.03356 58 54 4 0
4178 Take a hike and do yourself some good. 1.0690 0.03356 58 54 4 0
4179 Sorry but you're going to have to use the post-tariff slide 1.0690 0.03356 58 54 4 0
4180 Darn it Timmy, when will you just grow up? 1.0690 0.04161 58 55 2 1
4181 But Doug gets five more minutes! 1.0690 0.03356 58 54 4 0
4182 When you have kids of your own you can go down the big slide. 1.0690 0.03356 58 54 4 0
4183 When you start paying taxes, you can cut in line. 1.0690 0.03356 58 54 4 0
4184 You can go down the slide when you turn 27 like everyone else. 1.0690 0.04161 58 55 2 1
4185 Keep working on that dismount." 1.0690 0.03356 58 54 4 0
4186 Beat it, kid. This metaphor is for grown-ups only. 1.0690 0.03356 58 54 4 0
4187 You had your chance.. now beat it! 1.0690 0.03356 58 54 4 0
4188 Warning, strong language in use. 1.0690 0.03356 58 54 4 0
4189 It' "We're breaking before voting on the Supreme Court nomination. 1.0690 0.03356 58 54 4 0
4190 Entitlement enschmitelment - go play in the sand pit, dog shit or no dog shit. 1.0690 0.03356 58 54 4 0
4191 Sorry, kid, this slide is for big boys only! 1.0690 0.03356 58 54 4 0
4192 Leave us alone, kid. This is all we've got. 1.0690 0.03356 58 54 4 0
4193 We get to play here for one more week, and then you get a turn. 1.0690 0.03356 58 54 4 0
4194 Welcome to the real world kid, you have to start at the bottom of the ladder. 1.0690 0.03356 58 54 4 0
4195 Sorry kid, age before beauty. 1.0690 0.03356 58 54 4 0
4196 Young man, you're going to have to wait your turn. We only have so much time left. 1.0690 0.03356 58 54 4 0
4197 You see in our family we grow slowly... 1.0690 0.03356 58 54 4 0
4198 If this breaks I'll break out the checkbook, just name your price 1.0690 0.03356 58 54 4 0
4199 Cant you read kid? It says 'For Adults Only' 1.0690 0.04161 58 55 2 1
4200 Boys will be boys. 1.0690 0.03356 58 54 4 0
4201 Well Jeremy, if you wanted a turn on the big boy slide that bad, you would’ve stopped squeaking your Crocs at Wholefoods last week like I asked you to. 1.0690 0.04161 58 55 2 1
4202 Thank you for showing us how Murgatroid. Now go play. 1.0690 0.03356 58 54 4 0
4203 Sorry, Billy, you have to be this tall to get on this slide. 1.0690 0.03356 58 54 4 0
4204 So we do invade your space. It's the latest in discovering your inner child. 1.0690 0.03356 58 54 4 0
4205 We’re a litte fatter than you, so they’re having us take the big slide. 1.0690 0.04161 58 55 2 1
4206 I know - your brother is just off of our insurance. 1.0690 0.03356 58 54 4 0
4207 Wait. You’re telling me I’m not in Neverkand? 1.0690 0.03356 58 54 4 0
4208 We don't exhibit childlike wonder, you're in therapy in 20 years complaining we were frigid and joyless. We play, and we're hogging the slide. You only get one Chad. 1.0690 0.03356 58 54 4 0
4209 We’ll give you a turn while we’re in the sandbox. 1.0690 0.03356 58 54 4 0
4210 Keep your sliding in the playground and out of direct messages 1.0690 0.03356 58 54 4 0
4211 No you can’t. This is the grownup slide. 1.0690 0.03356 58 54 4 0
4212 Sorry, it’s grownups only. 1.0690 0.04161 58 55 2 1
4213 ...you’ve heard of gay conversion therapy?...this is the pedophile analogue...”can I go down a sliding board without thinking of little girls?”... 1.0690 0.03356 58 54 4 0
4214 Go away little guy. Don't you see we have a country to run here" 1.0690 0.04161 58 55 2 1
4215 Everyone convinced Bill he was on a roller coaster, so he went with it. 1.0690 0.04161 58 55 2 1
4216 Amusement parks didn't make the Summer quarter's budget cut, kid. 1.0690 0.04161 58 55 2 1
4217 Monkey see, monkey do, where are the bars? 1.0690 0.03356 58 54 4 0
4218 Go play in the sandbox. 1.0690 0.04161 58 55 2 1
4219 THIS ONE'S FOR THE BIG KIDS .WE'RE DOING AN EXPERIMENT. 1.0690 0.03356 58 54 4 0
4220 Federal Government’s annual team-building week-end “We’ll be moving on to the sandbox after this, kid.” 1.0690 0.03356 58 54 4 0
4221 Sorry Junior, conservatives and invertebrates only 1.0690 0.03356 58 54 4 0
4222 Son, do you think my moustache will make me more aerodynamic? 1.0690 0.03356 58 54 4 0
4223 Well, because...life is helter skelter. 1.0690 0.03356 58 54 4 0
4224 It's a long way to the top, if you got fat rolls! 1.0690 0.03356 58 54 4 0
4225 Try the swings, we've already been there 1.0690 0.03356 58 54 4 0
4226 Hey little boy, I'll give you a candy if you cut in front of me. 1.0690 0.03356 58 54 4 0
4227 You aren't ready to climb this ladder of success, kid. 1.0690 0.03356 58 54 4 0
4228 SON, LIFE HAS ITS UPS AND DOWNS 1.0690 0.03356 58 54 4 0
4229 Trump said "We're winning"! 1.0690 0.03356 58 54 4 0
4230 Beat it. This slide's too good for kids. 1.0690 0.03356 58 54 4 0
4231 Someday, son, you'll find your inner-child too. 1.0690 0.03356 58 54 4 0
4232 Sorry , this slide is only for adults that have never passed there driver's test. 1.0690 0.03356 58 54 4 0
4233 Not now kid. You'll get it someday, but this is the only fun we have. 1.0690 0.03356 58 54 4 0
4234 We grownups are preparing for a very big slide in the Market. 1.0690 0.04161 58 55 2 1
4235 My Dad Can Beat Up Your Dad! 1.0690 0.03356 58 54 4 0
4236 sorry sonny, i need to find my inner child 1.0690 0.03356 58 54 4 0
4237 This is life, kid. You climb up - you slide back down - you climb up - you slide back down - over and over, again." --- "Thank you, Mr. Sisyphus. But, is it always this much fun?" ---- "No. 1.0690 0.03356 58 54 4 0
4238 Come back in twenty years....then you'll understand! 1.0690 0.03356 58 54 4 0
4239 This is the original definition of sliders kid. 1.0690 0.04161 58 55 2 1
4240 Buzz off kid... this is where the big dogs play! 1.0690 0.03356 58 54 4 0
4241 I think your on the wrong line? The other one is shorter! 1.0690 0.03356 58 54 4 0
4242 We just invested in Urbit. 1.0690 0.03356 58 54 4 0
4243 Sorry, kid, I don't have time to debate whether Boomers are "too materialistic and self absorbed". Get over it. 1.0690 0.03356 58 54 4 0
4244 As soon as you mount this ladder, you grow three feet, gain two hundred pounds, and get heartburn. But this moustache makes it all worth it. 1.0690 0.03356 58 54 4 0
4245 Adults are using the slide. 1.0690 0.03356 58 54 4 0
4246 Warren, I know it feels bad to get bullied by adults, but right now you love Donnie Darko and idolize the Joker from that Batman movie and when you get older you’ll realize we were right to belittle you. 1.0690 0.04161 58 55 2 1
4247 Kids switch parents for a day 1.0690 0.03356 58 54 4 0
4248 When you're our age, you'll understand. 1.0690 0.03356 58 54 4 0
4249 Kids wait your turn 1.0690 0.03356 58 54 4 0
4250 ummmmmmm dad hang tight your moms boobs aren't 1.0690 0.03356 58 54 4 0
4251 You can't play with the Big People in Trump's yard ! Play on the sidelines with the Little People' 1.0690 0.03356 58 54 4 0
4252 I will impart upon you a great but simple truth: adulthood sucks. Now beat it before I share the truth of a knuckle sandwich. 1.0690 0.03356 58 54 4 0
4253 Let's face it, kid... What could you really know about SlideShare? 1.0690 0.03356 58 54 4 0
4254 Remember when I told you and mom how I was picked to move up the ladder If you wanna get ahead, you gotta play the game, got it! 1.0690 0.03356 58 54 4 0
4255 Whadda ya mean I’m too old to feel like a kid again?! 1.0690 0.03356 58 54 4 0
4256 When you grow up. 1.0690 0.03356 58 54 4 0
4257 Hey kid, this is our version of “show and tell”. 1.0690 0.03356 58 54 4 0
4258 It's our new KPI-Kiddie Playground Interaction. 1.0690 0.03356 58 54 4 0
4259 We couldn't get firewalking insurance. 1.0690 0.04161 58 55 2 1
4260 Hey Kids... Age Before Beauty. 1.0690 0.03356 58 54 4 0
4261 I only wait my turn climbing the corporate ladder. 1.0690 0.03356 58 54 4 0
4262 Who do you think paid taxes to get this slide? 1.0690 0.03356 58 54 4 0
4263 If Paul Simon can do it in Queens, we can do it on this playground! 1.0690 0.03356 58 54 4 0
4264 Get back in my nutsack! 1.0690 0.04161 58 55 2 1
4265 Beat it kid, the slides over there. This is a poorly placed metaphorical healing devise for former cocaine addicted stock traders. 1.0690 0.03356 58 54 4 0
4266 Kid, just wait. This is Corporate free time. 1.0690 0.03356 58 54 4 0
4267 You'll understand when you're older, kid. 1.0690 0.03356 58 54 4 0
4268 Step aside sonny boy, the big slide requires a masters degree. 1.0690 0.03356 58 54 4 0
4269 The family that plays together stays together. 1.0690 0.03356 58 54 4 0
4270 Widen your eyes boy, and try it! 1.0690 0.03356 58 54 4 0
4271 Sorry, you have to be an AARP member to ride this slide. 1.0690 0.04161 58 55 2 1
4272 What's so strange about this? This is The New Yorker, after all! 1.0690 0.03356 58 54 4 0
4273 The grown-up slide is bigger and funner. Suck it up, kid. 1.0690 0.03356 58 54 4 0
4274 Sorry buddy, you must have a 401(k) to ride this slide. 1.0690 0.03356 58 54 4 0
4275 We are testing a new ap. 1.0690 0.03356 58 54 4 0
4276 When you get to be an adult you can use this slide as the only way to have real fun. 1.0690 0.03356 58 54 4 0
4277 Want to play tag? 1.0690 0.03356 58 54 4 0
4278 If we admitted you, we'd be on a slippery slope. 1.0690 0.03356 58 54 4 0
4279 On the sliding scale, one to ten is over there. 1.0690 0.03356 58 54 4 0
4280 This is an adult only slide, too dangerous for children. 1.0690 0.03356 58 54 4 0
4281 It's inconvenient they turned their lunch break into recess now," says the boy 1.0690 0.03356 58 54 4 0
4282 Go play with the children your own size. 1.0690 0.04161 58 55 2 1
4283 The other slide is the "short" slide. 1.0690 0.04161 58 55 2 1
4284 This is my recess period so scram! 1.0690 0.03356 58 54 4 0
4285 It’s called AI dislocation. Go ask your Mom and Dad. 1.0556 0.03146 54 51 3 0
4286 I told you Billy, this is a grownup thing 1.0556 0.03146 54 51 3 0
4287 Get lost, kid -- this is the billionaires' slide. 1.0556 0.03146 54 51 3 0
4288 Of course it's funner...wait, did you ask if it's funner or safer? 1.0556 0.03146 54 51 3 0
4289 Go see if the taxi's arrived!! 1.0556 0.03146 54 51 3 0
4290 Yes, but at least it’s a pure pleasure. 1.0556 0.03146 54 51 3 0
4291 Where do you think you’re going? Slides are only for the little people. 1.0556 0.04109 54 52 1 1
4292 Check your six for the kids slide, pal. 1.0556 0.03146 54 51 3 0
4293 Go practice putting your tray table is the upright position. 1.0556 0.03146 54 51 3 0
4294 Oh no. This is not the kiddie slide. We are just starting our downward slide in life. 1.0556 0.03146 54 51 3 0
4295 Can't you see? - - The little slide is for little people and the big slide is for big people. 1.0556 0.03146 54 51 3 0
4296 No,this is the downslide to oblivion 1.0545 0.04035 55 53 1 1
4297 It's either this or going to grandma's. 1.0545 0.04035 55 53 1 1
4298 What do you mean Toy Story 3 already came out? What year is it? 1.0392 0.02745 51 49 2 0
4299 Remember son, there's no better excuse: "But, I was just a boy." 1.0392 0.02745 51 49 2 0
4300 We've waited our turn a long time for this, kid, go play in your sandbox until you grow up. 1.0392 0.02745 51 49 2 0
4301 Come back in a decade, kid, when you've earned this bigger "wheee". 1.0392 0.02745 51 49 2 0
4302 Therapy for dealing with the Democrats new morals and ethics! 1.0392 0.02745 51 49 2 0
4303 Ever hear,'all is fair in love and war' ? 1.0392 0.02745 51 49 2 0
4304 Beat it, Marvin. Go over there with your stupid, fat sister on the kiddie slide. Your mom and I are tying to teach your uncle Fred how to slide in style. They didn't have practice slides when he was a dopey little kid like you. 1.0392 0.02745 51 49 2 0
4305 You can’t play on the cool one, you’re not a adult yet. 1.0392 0.02745 51 49 2 0
4306 Can you slide me some time son? I haven’t had a turn. 1.0392 0.02745 51 49 2 0
4307 You think I am not the perfect candidate for the next Matryoshka doll? Look at me! That’s sexual discrimination! 1.0392 0.02745 51 49 2 0
4308 Sorry kid, but old fat people get to go first 1.0392 0.02745 51 49 2 0
4309 Just think of this as preparation for all the deficits. 1.0392 0.02745 51 49 2 0
4310 How often does adult play to destress ? 1.0392 0.02745 51 49 2 0
4311 You had the playground all weekend, it’s the grownups’ day today, 1.0385 0.02693 52 50 2 0
4312 No cutsies or you're grounded. 1.0213 0.02151 47 46 1 0
4313 It’s my turn on the slide! 1.0213 0.02151 47 46 1 0
4314 It's alright now to separate children from parents 1.0213 0.02151 47 46 1 0
4315 You’re better off on that one. Trust me, this one is going to be rough. 1.0213 0.02151 47 46 1 0
4316 We’re taking this over until the current president leaves office. 1.0213 0.02151 47 46 1 0
4317 I don't know why. It's just fun, that's all. Quit trying to figure it all out and go sit under that apple tree for a while Isaac. 1.0213 0.02151 47 46 1 0
4318 Go away kid. This is the grownup slide! 1.0213 0.02151 47 46 1 0
4319 Kiddo, this is the “Adults Only” slide! 1.0213 0.02151 47 46 1 0
4320 You will get to use this one ten years from now. 1.0213 0.02151 47 46 1 0
4321 Go down head first, you creep! 1.0213 0.02151 47 46 1 0
4322 I'm not letting you climb up the ladder rung anymore! 1.0213 0.02151 47 46 1 0
4323 This is what stocks looked like when we crashed the economy! 1.0213 0.02151 47 46 1 0
4324 You climb the corporate ladder, then go down the corporate shute 1.0213 0.02151 47 46 1 0
4325 We’re young at heart 1.0213 0.02151 47 46 1 0
4326 We’re getting ready for the Neil Diamond concert. 1.0204 0.02062 49 48 1 0
4327 Ms. Stone has been doing this for years. 1.0204 0.02062 49 48 1 0
4328 Sorry son, this is an adult slide! 1.0000 0.01653 61 61 0 0
4329 When you pay the kind of property taxes we do, come see me. Until then? Go back to the kiddie slide 1.0000 0.01379 73 73 0 0
4330 Don't you have an Xbox you could be playing on? 1.0000 0.01258 80 80 0 0
4331 You have to stay in a child’s place son. 1.0000 0.01058 95 95 0 0
4332 We are the failures in the neighborhood. 1.0000 0.02299 44 44 0 0
4333 Sorry, but this is adults only. 1.0000 0.02299 44 44 0 0
4334 Now, this is the climb and slide of Life!!! 1.0000 0.02299 44 44 0 0
4335 I'm sorry, but you are much too young to be con-descending. 1.0000 0.02299 44 44 0 0
4336 Just a few cases of arrested development. 1.0000 0.02299 44 44 0 0