Contest #631


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631

The winning captions

These captions are chosen by The New Yorker.

  1. “Ideally, you want the dough to rise to about thirty-five thousand feet.”
  2. “You can either complain about airline food or do something about it.”
  3. “I call it New York-to-Chicago style.”


Name Value
Submission deadline 2018-09-17T03:30:00.000Z
Voting started -
Voting ended 2018-10-01T03:45:00.000Z
Finalists announced 2018-09-25T03:44:00.000Z
Magazine(s) announcing finalists issued October 1, 2018
Number of captions 5694
Number of responses 1065763
Number of participants -


Dashboard

In this table, the "mean" means the empirically measured average funniness score when the "unfunny", "somewhat funny" and "funny" receive a funniness score of 1, 2, 3 respectively. "Precison" is the standard error of the mean, the standard deviation of the mean estimate. With that, a caption with an empirical mean μ and precision σ has true mean in the range [μ - 2σ, μ + 2σ] with 95% probability by the 68-95-99.7 rule assuming the responses are indepedent and identically distributed.

Rank Caption Mean Precision Total votes "Unfunny" votes "Somewhat funny" votes "Funny" votes
0 If I had more dough, I'd be in first class. 2.0540 0.00949 6279 1616 2708 1955
1 This way, it's a business trip 1.9081 0.00692 11749 3895 5039 2815
2 You can either complain about airline food or do something about it 1.9034 0.00750 10116 3416 4261 2439
3 Ideally, you want the dough to rise to about 35,000 feet. 1.8973 0.00714 12031 4373 4521 3137
4 I'd sit in first class if I had enough dough. 1.8892 0.00719 11045 3834 4601 2610
5 When we cross the equator it spins the other way. 1.8342 0.00774 9938 3919 3748 2271
6 There will be plenty for you. The two people next to me don't have mouths. 1.8302 0.00784 10947 4768 3270 2909
7 Yes, that is a pepperoni in my pocket. 1.8233 0.00766 10931 4639 3585 2707
8 It's an emotional support pizza. 1.8219 0.00891 8483 3744 2506 2233
9 The trick is adding the water before you go through security. 1.8186 0.00769 9928 3979 3771 2178
10 It's my fault, really. Our coupon didn't specify the delivery area. 1.7882 0.00911 7282 3133 2558 1591
11 We deliver. 1.7793 0.01412 2863 1203 1089 571
12 I can do any toppings you want but no more than 3 ounces of sauce. 1.7765 0.01317 3414 1477 1223 714
13 I was told to pack my carry-on with the things I'd knead most. 1.7743 0.00787 9773 4310 3359 2104
14 I'm part of Bakers Without Borders. You? 1.7727 0.01033 5645 2487 1954 1204
15 I call it New York to Chicago style. 1.7666 0.00771 9601 4118 3606 1877
16 This is classic pie in the sky! 1.7448 0.01615 2194 979 796 419
17 Ya, well your laptop is bothering me. 1.7429 0.00809 9121 4199 3068 1854
18 Because, Becky ... if I wasn’t wearing it people would look at me like I’m crazy. 1.7344 0.00991 5930 2724 2057 1149
19 What's it say to do next ? 1.7214 0.01044 5222 2416 1845 961
20 People don't realize the effort that goes into a plane cheese pizza. 1.7182 0.00930 7013 3393 2203 1417
21 First time on Alitalia? 1.7172 0.01182 4053 1883 1433 737
22 One perk as an air marshal — I get to pick my own disguise. 1.7040 0.00996 5763 2754 1961 1048
23 By the time I get to Phoenix she'll be rising. 1.7027 0.01767 1907 935 604 368
24 I really should get back to the cockpit. 1.6786 0.01183 4288 2197 1272 819
25 At this point in the flight it's probably closer to Chicago-style. 1.6724 0.01025 4865 2302 1855 708
26 The hardest part of my job? Getting the marinara sauce into the travel size shampoo bottles. 1.6720 0.01006 5357 2618 1878 861
27 So I said to myself, "Why not? Everyone else brings his work on the plane." 1.6702 0.00826 7778 3767 2809 1202
28 More and more, it feels as if the only time I can get any real work done is when I'm traveling. 1.6695 0.01310 3047 1466 1122 459
29 A sudden drop in cabin pressure makes a delicious thin crust. 1.6664 0.01388 2806 1382 978 446
30 I'd sit in business class if I had a little more dough. 1.6581 0.00911 6826 3499 2162 1165
31 I always try to get some work done on the plane. 1.6500 0.00946 5823 2892 2077 854
32 What, I can't get some work done on a flight, too? 1.6451 0.01845 1547 779 538 230
33 You should see first class - there's a whole row of guys making sushi. 1.6429 0.01429 2814 1490 839 485
34 Is this your first time flying small business class? 1.6357 0.01109 4529 2387 1405 737
35 I'm from New York, I can make it anywhere 1.6342 0.01311 3332 1787 977 568
36 You need to fly. I fly to knead. 1.6228 0.01217 3802 2057 1122 623
37 I know, I’ve never seen a plane with four seats on one side either. 1.6206 0.01881 1679 938 440 301
38 It’s just a plane pizza. 1.6123 0.01141 3802 1963 1350 489
39 One of these days, they're bound to ask "Is there a pizza chef on board", and I'll be ready. 1.6122 0.01307 2945 1533 1021 391
40 Oh it was easy, I just registered it as an Emotional Support Pizza. 1.6085 0.01033 5200 2860 1516 824
41 Will you take over while I use the lavatory ? 1.5977 0.01220 3475 1879 1115 481
42 Remember when there was enough leg room to make an extra large pizza? 1.5972 0.01335 2818 1503 947 368
43 No, no bacon topping. Not until pigs fly. 1.5961 0.01219 4177 2481 902 794
44 I can toss it in a train. I can toss it on a plane. I just toss it in the air. I can toss it anywhere. 1.5925 0.01355 2805 1526 896 383
45 Would you mind letting your laptop overheat a little? 1.5919 0.01421 2578 1411 808 359
46 I see you're catching up on work, too. 1.5858 0.01094 4131 2231 1380 520
47 Nobody believes me when I tell them I can throw a pizza 40,000 feet in the air. 1.5846 0.01412 2689 1511 784 394
48 They let me work remotely now. 1.5833 0.03242 504 282 150 72
49 Remember, if it hits you in the eye, that’s amore. 1.5741 0.01598 2104 1204 592 308
50 By the time I get to Pheonix, she’ll be risin’ 1.5672 0.01443 2724 1617 669 438
51 It's the chef's version of the mile high club. 1.5632 0.02539 767 430 242 95
52 I saw a "New Yorker" cartoon about a guy grilling burgers on the subway, and I got inspired. 1.5523 0.01814 1557 903 448 206
53 It's me or a crying baby. Pick one. 1.5522 0.02209 1045 605 303 137
54 It was much easier to get my work done on a plane when I was an accountant. 1.5498 0.01185 2208 1063 1076 69
55 Not my best effort. They confiscated the oregano at LaGuardia. 1.5488 0.01919 1292 730 415 147
56 Turbulence. The secret is turbulence. 1.5463 0.02731 659 379 200 80
57 You think this is good? I'm also the pilot. 1.5418 0.01728 1912 1184 420 308
58 You have two more wishes... 1.5402 0.02372 946 569 243 134
59 We probably need to rethink our free delivery policy. 1.5349 0.02833 587 338 184 65
60 Newton said it'll come back down, and Einstein was relatively sure it won't land five rows back. 1.5345 0.01724 1579 909 496 174
61 I'm famous for my pie in the sky. 1.5341 0.01663 1803 1065 513 225
62 You know, back in the 90’s I could’ve brought the sauce and the toppings on the plane, too. 1.5326 0.01685 1671 969 514 188
63 Think you could plug in your headphones? That's a little distracting. 1.5311 0.03067 546 328 146 72
64 In first class they get Wolfgang Puck. 1.5237 0.01834 1516 919 400 197
65 On the last flight I tossed my cookies. 1.5225 0.01960 1401 871 328 202
66 Pie in the sky? 1.5214 0.01853 1469 890 392 187
67 It’s my one personal item. 1.5193 0.01942 1246 736 373 137
68 Why? Have you ever eaten airline food? 1.5156 0.01972 1344 834 327 183
69 I’ve looked forward to this day. It’s my “pie in the sky” moment. 1.5111 0.01924 1262 754 371 137
70 I gave up on airline food a long time ago. 1.5102 0.02125 1025 611 305 109
71 For toppings you have a choice of peanuts or pretzels. 1.5101 0.02110 1084 657 301 126
72 Workaholic. You? 1.5093 0.01933 1237 738 368 131
73 Care to join the mile pie club? 1.5087 0.02024 1203 737 320 146
74 I have frequent flour miles. 1.5073 0.02062 1031 605 329 97
75 And they said my business would never get off the ground. 'Pie in the sky,' they called it. 1.5027 0.02110 1120 696 285 139
76 Next time, I'll look at the area code before taking a delivery order. 1.5022 0.02095 1117 690 293 134
77 It's an experiment. I've got $500 to give to the third person who looks up from their electronics long enough to notice that I'm doing this. So far I've taken 6 flights and no one has won it. 1.5000 0.02136 1064 657 282 125
78 By the time we get to Phoenix, it'll be rising. 1.4991 0.02185 1064 670 257 137
79 In first class they toss it for you. 1.4985 0.02190 1015 629 266 120
80 When we pass the equator I have to spin it in the opposite direction. 1.4981 0.02148 1056 655 276 125
81 There's no way Amazon is going to beat our delivery service. 1.4966 0.02177 1015 628 270 117
82 Before 9-11 I would do shish kebabs. 1.4961 0.03020 514 315 143 56
83 In retrospect, they probably meant to order a 'plain' pizza. 1.4903 0.02283 875 536 249 90
84 When I'm on a short-haul flight I just make breadsticks. 1.4886 0.02195 921 560 272 89
85 Apparently it’s okay for everyone ELSE to work on this flight. 1.4875 0.02529 681 412 206 63
86 I’m pioneering the farm to tray table movement. 1.4874 0.02395 831 520 217 94
87 It’s okay. It’s in airplane mode. 1.4866 0.02329 818 499 240 79
88 I'm traveling with the Pillsbury Doughboy but he was on the no-fly list so we did what we had to do. 1.4862 0.02355 903 577 213 113
89 Watch this, when we cross the equator, it spins in the opposite direction. 1.4856 0.02439 764 471 215 78
90 Don't get excited. It's for first class. 1.4840 0.02347 874 552 221 101
91 When we're over France, I'll do croissants. 1.4834 0.02161 782 449 288 45
92 Watch what happens when we cross over the equator. 1.4819 0.02317 857 534 233 90
93 So when he said 'pie in the sky', it gave me an idea. 1.4817 0.02793 575 355 163 57
94 If a plane is traveling at 575 mph and pizza dough is spinning at a rate of 1 rotation per second and moving up and down at a 2 second wave cycle. How soon before the person in the window seat needs to use the restroom? 1.4817 0.02243 818 490 262 66
95 And yet, shampoo is prohibited. 1.4797 0.02437 740 455 215 70
96 This is the only nightmare I have where I am not naked. 1.4794 0.02303 801 487 244 70
97 It's not enough to get it in the air. You've got to land it. 1.4769 0.02409 801 505 210 86
98 I'm going to call it "Pie in the Sky." 1.4768 0.02433 799 507 203 89
99 Would you mind taking care of this while I go to the bathroom? 1.4750 0.02452 779 494 200 85
100 As long as it's in the air, it doesn't count as a carry-on. 1.4743 0.02420 778 489 209 80
101 Usually throwing dough around gets me a seat in First Class. 1.4735 0.02354 773 476 228 69
102 It’s farm to table. Unfortunately the farm’s in Italy. 1.4683 0.01884 726 389 334 3
103 Due to competition, we've greatly extended our delivery area. 1.4682 0.02070 724 407 295 22
104 Sorry, gluten-free is only available in first class. 1.4679 0.02654 654 417 168 69
105 If this bothers you, let me know. 1.4678 0.02268 714 422 250 42
106 But the TSA only lets me put three ounces of sauce on it. 1.4674 0.02580 721 467 171 83
107 Just be happy that you're not seated next to the guy making the ground sausage. 1.4668 0.02431 722 449 209 64
108 It’s only against FAA regulations on takeoff and landing. 1.4666 0.02576 643 400 186 57
109 Did you just ask me what I do for a living? 1.4656 0.03215 421 264 118 39
110 New York or Chicago? 1.4651 0.02574 703 452 175 76
111 When Jack Nicholson wants New York pizza, Jack Nicholson gets New York pizza." 1.4637 0.02832 593 385 141 67
112 They took my sauce 'cause it was over 4 ounces. 1.4637 0.02507 688 432 193 63
113 All this dough and I'm still stuck in economy! 1.4624 0.02539 679 429 186 64
114 Would you mind keeping this going while I go use the restroom? 1.4612 0.02572 670 426 179 65
115 I knead it to stay calm on flights. 1.4611 0.02577 668 425 178 65
116 The finals are in Rome. 1.4569 0.02643 626 399 168 59
117 In the event of a sudden drop in cabin pressure, we make beignets. 1.4566 0.02857 565 367 138 60
118 I work better in a low pressure environment. 1.4560 0.02613 636 405 172 59
119 Let me use your keyboard and we'll make waffles! 1.4557 0.02737 632 415 146 71
120 I want to see if it spins the other way when we get to the southern hemisphere. 1.4551 0.02697 624 404 156 64
121 This is for the folks up front. You get pretzels. 1.4548 0.02427 598 357 210 31
122 I can’t sleep on the plane so I toss and turn. 1.4544 0.02684 625 404 158 63
123 Could you scratch my nose? 1.4544 0.02348 625 371 224 30
124 The delivery charge is killing the business. 1.4544 0.02748 614 401 147 66
125 I traded my laptop for a ball of pizza dough and never looked back 1.4536 0.02670 604 385 164 55
126 I still don't understand why it doesn't land on the guy behind me. 1.4512 0.02787 605 399 139 67
127 I tried a fidget spinner, but it didn't help. 1.4509 0.02750 601 392 147 62
128 I'm taking artisanal pizza to new heights. 1.4509 0.02761 601 393 145 63
129 It's TSA compliant...3.5 ounces water and 3.5 ounces flour. 1.4506 0.02712 597 385 155 57
130 I didn't have the dough to fly first class. 1.4493 0.02739 592 384 150 58
131 Someday, I'll fly up front with the upper crust... 1.4493 0.02708 592 381 156 55
132 If the pie hits your eye while we're up in the sky, that's amore! 1.4488 0.02832 586 388 133 65
133 Somewhere between New York- and Chicago-style. 1.4466 0.02733 571 367 153 51
134 Yes. We deliver. 1.4460 0.02703 556 352 160 44
135 I know, it took 5 plastic baggies of flour and an hour in the interrogation room, but you'll thank me when the food service comes. 1.4454 0.02639 568 357 169 42
136 Amazon Pizza. This is just until the delivery drones are operational. 1.4446 0.02816 560 366 139 55
137 Would you mind dimming your screen a bit? It's a bit distracting. 1.4446 0.02771 560 362 147 51
138 No, actually I’m in life insurance. Why do you ask? 1.4440 0.02789 545 351 146 48
139 I don't make enough dough for first class. 1.4432 0.02823 555 363 138 54
140 It keeps them from reclining. 1.4412 0.02898 544 361 126 57
141 Just thought I'd try a crazy, pie in the sky idea. 1.4410 0.02786 542 350 145 47
142 Actually I’m a physicist. Can you tell me why the guy behind me isn’t wearing this pizza? 1.4410 0.02749 542 347 151 44
143 If you think this is cool come watch me flambe in first class. 1.4403 0.02845 536 350 136 50
144 I'm actually the pilot; a pizza chef and I wanted to see whose job was harder. 1.4389 0.02203 524 296 226 2
145 your bosses got you working on the plane too, eh? 1.4388 0.02826 531 345 139 47
146 It’s called the ‘Manafort-Cohen-Flynn Technique’. Once you feel the heat, it’s time to flip. 1.4379 0.02725 523 331 155 37
147 We deliver everywhere. 1.4376 0.02812 521 336 142 43
148 Food trucks are so over. 1.4376 0.02864 521 340 134 47
149 I've found that a little loss in cabin pressure makes for a crispier crust. 1.4369 0.02794 515 330 145 40
150 No one likes airplane food. Everyone likes pizza. 1.4369 0.02188 515 290 225 0
151 Everyone has a food truck - I decided to try something different. 1.4365 0.02802 520 335 143 42
152 Sorry, I always toss and turn in my seat. 1.4360 0.02909 516 340 127 49
153 Just once I wish I could go on vacation and not have to bring my work with me. 1.4360 0.02777 516 330 147 39
154 I want to see if it spins the other way when we cross the equator 1.4360 0.02896 516 339 129 48
155 Would you mind tossing this while I go to the restroom? 1.4360 0.02896 516 339 129 48
156 Joining the Mile Pie Club isn't as fun as I thought it'd be. 1.4353 0.02894 510 334 130 46
157 I don't make enough dough to fly first class. 1.4334 0.02636 503 311 166 26
158 I didn't have the dough for first class. 1.4331 0.03037 501 338 109 54
159 If you want to see something really cool-the pie spins in reverse once we cross the equator. 1.4329 0.02883 492 319 133 40
160 Fortunately, the butcher and candlestick maker are on a different flight. 1.4325 0.03101 437 286 113 38
161 Then I realized his bet on how high I could toss this thing and bring it down again was poorly worded. 1.4320 0.02878 493 320 133 40
162 Just be thankful I’m not sitting next to you tossing my cookies.” 1.4320 0.03165 493 341 91 61
163 It keeps the guy in front from reclining. 1.4306 0.02456 483 286 186 11
164 Honestly, these transatlantic flights are the worst part of this whole farm to table thing. 1.4306 0.02961 490 324 121 45
165 Of course, there's a charge for delivery. 1.4295 0.02954 468 305 125 38
166 I just have to make sure to keep it small enough to still count as a personal item. 1.4295 0.02982 482 319 119 44
167 Actually, my life was pretty simple, till my wife brought home that damned Guinness Book. 1.4286 0.02949 476 312 124 40
168 I just do it so people won’t talk to me. 1.4279 0.03116 437 289 109 39
169 It turns out living my best life means annoying the crap out of other people. 1.4274 0.03070 475 320 107 48
170 They all said this idea was total pie in the sky. 1.4264 0.03024 469 312 114 43
171 You can't always get what you want But if you fly sometimes you might find You get what you knead 1.4261 0.02956 460 300 124 36
172 The great thing about my job is that I can work from anywhere. 1.4258 0.03027 465 309 114 42
173 I need to use the bathroom. How clean are your hands? 1.4258 0.02886 465 300 132 33
174 I should have checked the area code when they called in the order. 1.4255 0.03036 463 308 113 42
175 To think that just last year delivery by bike was enough. 1.4248 0.03023 459 304 115 40
176 It's a challenge with only three ounces of sauce. 1.4248 0.02911 459 297 129 33
177 Yeah,flying is a pain,but at least it gives me a chance to catch up on work. 1.4248 0.02960 459 300 123 36
178 At least you're not sitting next to a baby... 1.4242 0.03026 455 301 115 39
179 I hate little bags of peanuts 1.4236 0.03027 458 304 114 40
180 You can eat this, since the people on my left have no mouths. 1.4236 0.02947 458 299 124 35
181 It's also a personal flotation device." 1.4226 0.03007 452 298 117 37
182 If I can make it here, I can make it anywhere. 1.4215 0.03084 446 298 108 40
183 It's my stress management technique. I just wear the hat so I don't look too weird. 1.4212 0.03110 444 298 105 41
184 Auto-correct or not, you did order a plane pizza. 1.4208 0.03103 442 296 106 40
185 It didn’t fit in my checked bag, so I had to toss it. 1.4188 0.03177 437 297 97 43
186 Well, I could ask YOU why you’re writing a twelfth draft of that pretentious screenplay -but I won’t- so let’s mind our own business, shall we? 1.4184 0.03188 435 296 96 43
187 The real trick is pulling this off with less than 3.4 ounces of sauce. 1.4184 0.03163 392 257 106 29
188 I didn't have enough dough to fly first class 1.4182 0.03157 428 288 101 39
189 With a little more dough I would be in first class. 1.4178 0.03079 426 282 110 34
190 Would it kill you to just for once leave the laptop at home? 1.4175 0.03089 424 281 109 34
191 How clean are your hands? I need to use the bathroom. 1.4172 0.03202 429 292 95 42
192 They asked for a plane cheese pizza 1.4169 0.03144 427 287 102 38
193 Oh you know, juggling work and pleasure. 1.4169 0.03091 427 284 108 35
194 It's just rubber, but it's a great core workout. 1.4161 0.02686 423 260 150 13
195 I would be in first class , but I don't have enough dough. 1.4161 0.03303 423 293 84 46
196 On the International Space Station, it kept sticking to the ceiling. 1.4145 0.03189 415 280 98 37
197 For here or to go? 1.4143 0.03162 420 283 100 37
198 It’s not Economy, it’s DiGiorno. 1.4135 0.03109 416 277 106 33
199 I hope you’re not one of those people who talks through the whole flight. 1.4135 0.03255 416 285 90 41
200 I’m actually on my way to see a psychiatrist about it. It’s called pie-polar disorder. 1.4135 0.03343 416 290 80 46
201 If the flight is delayed any further I'll have to deliver this for free 1.4134 0.03655 283 185 79 19
202 Pledging for the frat at the Culinary Institute is a lot tougher than I thought it would be. 1.4130 0.03138 414 277 103 34
203 Honestly, you’re the first person who’s noticed! 1.4114 0.03442 350 236 84 30
204 After the food truck fell through, I had an even better idea. 1.4109 0.03172 404 271 100 33
205 The recipe said "toss the dough up in the air" so here I am. 1.4109 0.03191 404 272 98 34
206 They used to provide snacks, but now we have to bring out own. 1.4109 0.03133 404 269 104 31
207 Sorry, I’ve got to get to the oven again. 1.4104 0.03221 402 272 95 35
208 It's the only way I can get anyone to talk to me. 1.4095 0.03124 398 264 105 29
209 Because the directions say to toss the dough in the air. 1.4091 0.03052 396 259 112 25
210 Well, yes, technically it is still airplane food. 1.4081 0.02962 397 256 120 21
211 East to west, it's deep dish, but west to east, thin and crispy. 1.4076 0.03200 395 266 97 32
212 The real trick is adjusting for altitude." 1.4071 0.03171 393 263 100 30
213 I suggest you close your computer when I get to the sauce part. 1.4066 0.03362 391 271 81 39
214 I was told if you flash some dough you can get upgraded to first class. 1.4066 0.02714 391 241 141 9
215 If you thought this was impressive, just wait until we hit turbulence. 1.4055 0.02938 397 256 121 20
216 I’m afraid to fly. This is my support pizza. 1.4042 0.03343 381 262 84 35
217 Our ad says, 'We toss it higher than everyone else.' The boss said, 'Make sure of it.' 1.4042 0.03129 381 252 104 25
218 I lost the last one in baguette claim,so I just carry on now. 1.4037 0.03072 379 248 109 22
219 Go ahead. The armrest is all yours. I won’t be kneading it. 1.4027 0.02927 370 235 121 14
220 Unfortunately I had to check all the toppings 1.4027 0.03229 375 252 95 28
221 Unfortunately, I could only carry on one topping. 1.4027 0.03251 375 253 93 29
222 I don't just promise pie in the sky, but I deliver! 1.4027 0.03294 375 255 89 31
223 They told me to practice flipping it in the air and I said "OK". 1.4027 0.03380 375 259 81 35
224 It's just a hobby. I'm actually the pilot. 1.4021 0.03218 373 250 96 27
225 I was sitting in first class, until I brought out the anchovies. 1.4016 0.03448 371 259 75 37
226 I make a killing on delivery charges. 1.4011 0.02955 359 228 118 13
227 Its a plane pizza - no toppings 1.4011 0.03241 369 248 94 27
228 We now deliver globally. If you don't get your pizza in 3 days, it's free. 1.4006 0.03268 357 239 93 25
229 Welcome to small business class. 1.3994 0.03402 358 246 81 31
230 I'm working remotely. 1.3989 0.02944 366 234 118 14
231 Sure. But what’s weirder is that there is no plane seat configuration like this on any airline. 1.3989 0.03370 366 252 82 32
232 . . . and that brings . . us . . back . . to . . dough!" 1.3989 0.02610 361 218 142 1
233 Because I'm the last person they'd suspect to be an air marshal. 1.3984 0.03361 364 250 83 31
234 Previously I knitted but they won't let me take the knitting needles through security. 1.3978 0.03305 362 246 88 28
235 Naples,FLORIDA? Are you sure? Oh,damn... 1.3974 0.03556 312 212 76 24
236 I am an accountant, why do you ask? 1.3972 0.03100 360 236 105 19
237 I'm working remotely today. 1.3972 0.03075 360 235 107 18
238 I wish that baby would stop crying. 1.3966 0.03468 358 250 74 34
239 For me it's like knitting. 1.3961 0.03263 361 244 91 26
240 The farm is in Portland, Maine. The table’s in Portland, Oregon. 1.3961 0.03412 356 246 79 31
241 Have you ever heard of the Mile Pie Club?" 1.3949 0.03368 352 241 83 28
242 And for this one we’ll be using plane dough. 1.3949 0.03245 352 236 93 23
243 You can order right from your laptop! 1.3949 0.03195 352 234 97 21
244 What? All the other passengers are working as well! 1.3949 0.03319 352 239 87 26
245 I always end up tossing my lunch on flights. 1.3926 0.03434 349 242 77 30
246 Oh he asked for PLAIN pizza! 1.3924 0.03345 344 234 85 25
247 This is my emotional support pizza. 1.3924 0.03294 344 232 89 23
248 After being priced out of the city, I'm just thankful that I can do work on my commute. 1.3912 0.03345 340 231 85 24
249 I'm actually the chef for first class, but they make me fly coach. 1.3909 0.03013 330 211 109 10
250 https://www.tsa.gov/travel/security-screening/whatcanibring/items/pizza 1.3905 0.03586 338 239 66 33
251 Mile High Pizza Club 1.3904 0.03115 333 217 102 14
252 Great new option: First Class, Business Class and Cooking Class. 1.3904 0.03419 333 228 80 25
253 Altitude's actually not a problem. It's the getting it there in less than 30 minutes... 1.3899 0.03449 336 232 77 27
254 The TSA took my fidget spinner. 1.3899 0.03424 336 231 79 26
255 I don't make enough dough to fly business class 1.3899 0.03501 336 234 73 29
256 They asked for a plane pizza. 1.3899 0.03318 336 227 87 22
257 I'm not rich, but I do like to throw my dough around. 1.3899 0.03371 336 229 83 24
258 If I get it in the oven before we leave LaGuardia airspace, it's still New York pizza. 1.3891 0.03225 329 218 94 17
259 This is my CIA cover. I'm responsible for keeping track of Vladimir Putin who is sitting right behind me. 1.3886 0.03477 332 230 75 27
260 I call it “From-Chicago-to-New York style. 1.3886 0.03289 332 223 89 20
261 Well, the tricky thing is fitting the oven into the overhead bin." 1.3879 0.03070 330 214 104 12
262 If it’s unwritten, how can it be a rule? 1.3879 0.03465 330 228 76 26
263 Does this hat make me look stupid? 1.3875 0.03579 289 196 74 19
264 Hey at least I'm not tossing my cookies 1.3872 0.03585 328 231 67 30
265 You know, you really can't get a perfect thin crust unless you're at 35,000 feet 1.3872 0.03398 328 224 81 23
266 Can you get the pepperoni? It’s in the overhead. 1.3872 0.03342 328 222 85 21
267 It's the only conversation starter that works every time. 1.3870 0.02749 323 199 123 1
268 Well, it beats tossing my cookies. 1.3863 0.03531 321 223 72 26
269 Well, everybody else seems to have brought their work with them. 1.3858 0.03453 324 223 77 24
270 If we hit an air pocket, duck. 1.3851 0.03550 322 225 70 27
271 Technically, it's not luggage if you keep it in the air. 1.3851 0.03411 322 220 80 22
272 My advice for a major is to find something you feel passionate about. 1.3844 0.03592 320 225 67 28
273 Don't knock it. Therapy dough allowed me to board first. 1.3844 0.03619 320 226 65 29
274 In the event of a loss of cabin pressure, the dough may be used as a floatation device. 1.3841 0.03432 315 215 79 21
275 Who ordered a plane cheese pizza? 1.3841 0.03124 315 205 99 11
276 Did you want that to go? 1.3836 0.03410 318 217 80 21
277 So, what do you do? 1.3836 0.03635 318 225 64 29
278 ...and then I said: "How much you wanna bet?" 1.3836 0.03580 318 223 68 27
279 The real challenge is only using 3 ounces of water. 1.3829 0.03567 316 221 69 26
280 In first class, I make bouillabaisse. 1.3829 0.02775 316 196 119 1
281 I find it impossible to put my work down. 1.3826 0.03339 311 209 85 17
282 First, you let the dough rise to 25000 ft. 1.3826 0.03491 311 214 75 22
283 You PROMISED you’d leave your work at home. 1.3822 0.03554 314 219 70 25
284 ...and, as luck would have it, the oven fits right under the seat in front of me. 1.3822 0.03378 314 213 82 19
285 ...so, long story short, never lie on a resume. However, I think I can master this before before we touch down in Chicago. 1.3822 0.03639 314 222 64 28
286 Seems like no one can unplug from work these days. 1.3822 0.03496 314 217 74 23
287 The most popular type of pizza? I'd have to say plane. 1.3822 0.03438 314 215 78 21
288 I hear that if you throw some dough around you can get upgraded to first class. 1.3822 0.03611 314 221 66 27
289 I don’t know— everything’s up in the air right now 1.3822 0.03525 314 218 72 24
290 And we deliver within a 500 mile radius. 1.3819 0.03321 309 207 86 16
291 Would you mind lowering the volume? It’s distracting. 1.3819 0.03445 309 211 78 20
292 The fact remains, the president IS an idiot. 1.3817 0.03696 317 227 59 31
293 It's plane pizza, no toppings. 1.3814 0.03540 312 217 71 24
294 Unfortunately, I could only carry-on 3.4 ounces of sauce 1.3814 0.03361 312 211 83 18
295 Do you see me complaining that you’re doing your work? 1.3814 0.03482 312 215 75 22
296 No, TSA only cares about liquids. 1.3814 0.03392 312 212 81 19
297 I told them we should limit the distance of our free delivery service. 1.3814 0.03482 312 215 75 22
298 The advantage of flying is I don’t have to use self-rising flour 1.3814 0.03569 312 218 69 25
299 The delivery charge is a fortune 1.3806 0.03642 310 219 64 27
300 Don't worry, I put the plane on auto-pilot. 1.3806 0.03727 310 222 58 30
301 We really need to limit our delivery range. 1.3806 0.03496 310 214 74 22
302 Here's where carry-on meets take-out. 1.3806 0.03642 310 219 64 27
303 It's the new United slogan - Toss Pancakes, not Passengers. 1.3799 0.03658 308 218 63 27
304 Can you keep this going? I have to go to the bathroom. 1.3799 0.03511 308 213 73 22
305 Oh, no — it’s just a neck pillow. 1.3799 0.03571 308 215 69 24
306 Can you mute your laptop? It's very distracting. 1.3799 0.03571 308 215 69 24
307 I get motion sick if I read. 1.3791 0.03434 306 209 78 19
308 It's all about altitude! 1.3791 0.03495 306 211 74 21
309 Ok, go ahead and open the Pizza Oven App. 1.3791 0.03071 306 198 100 8
310 Trust me. You don't wanna know how I got this past customs. 1.3791 0.03674 277 191 67 19
311 Don't you hate flights with crying babies? 1.3783 0.03632 304 214 65 25
312 Oh, you think you’re the only one who gets to work remotely? 1.3775 0.03128 302 197 96 9
313 It’s just pie in the sky. 1.3762 0.03547 303 211 70 22
314 This is just plane dough 1.3762 0.03258 303 202 88 13
315 I'm making a fucking pizza 1.3754 0.03917 301 222 45 34
316 Just be glad you aren't sitting next to a Japanese Hibachi chef. 1.3754 0.02835 301 189 111 1
317 First, I like to let the dough rise . . . to 30,000 feet. 1.3750 0.03504 288 197 74 17
318 Someone ordered a plane cheese pizza. 1.3746 0.03546 299 208 70 21
319 I could have had a seat in first class, but I hate to throw my dough around like that. 1.3741 0.03555 294 204 70 20
320 I can stop any time I want. 1.3741 0.03729 278 195 62 21
321 All my life I've been a pie in the sky type of guy! 1.3737 0.03529 297 206 71 20
322 ...so I bet him I could throw pizza dough as high as ten thousand feet! 1.3737 0.03170 289 189 92 8
323 I'm part of the airline's new Pie in the Sky rewards program. 1.3736 0.03627 265 181 69 15
324 It's my first international order 1.3733 0.03470 292 200 75 17
325 I don’t love the commute but I make good dough. 1.3728 0.03475 287 196 75 16
326 Of course, the sauce is where it gets tricky 1.3728 0.03679 287 202 63 22
327 I've got it on airplane mode right now, so nothing to worry about. 1.3724 0.03619 290 203 66 21
328 The real trick is to get the tomato sauce past security. 1.3715 0.02936 288 183 103 2
329 No, no toppings. Just plane pizza. 1.3715 0.03500 288 198 73 17
330 It's another pie in the sky. 1.3710 0.03541 283 195 71 17
331 I took the liberty of replacing your life jacket with mozarella and fresh basil. 1.3708 0.03055 267 170 95 2
332 The pilot just texted the order. 1.3706 0.03515 286 197 72 17
333 The secret ingredient is turbulence. 1.3706 0.03618 286 200 66 20
334 I just HATE airplane food. 1.3697 0.03531 284 196 71 17
335 It’s part of the new airline incentives program. In first class they’re making Paella. 1.3692 0.03237 260 169 86 5
336 We have a strict thirty hours or less policy for our international deliveries. 1.3692 0.03667 260 179 66 15
337 Would you happen to have 3.4 oz. of olive oil? TSA confiscated all mine. 1.3692 0.03543 260 176 72 12
338 My therapist says I’m a workaholic. 1.3692 0.03310 279 186 83 10
339 Only problem is, if we hit rough weather, it sticks to the ceiling. 1.3692 0.03572 279 193 69 17
340 The recipe clearly stated that by the time I reach Phoenix she'll be rising. 1.3673 0.03416 275 186 77 12
341 Are you working remotely today too? 1.3669 0.03650 278 195 64 19
342 Wanna become a member of the mile-pie club? 1.3659 0.03773 276 197 57 22
343 When I fly, I knead something to relax me. 1.3659 0.03808 276 198 55 23
344 This operates as a floatation device as kneaded. 1.3653 0.03562 271 187 69 15
345 I used to make balloon animals, but too many passengers complained.” 1.3653 0.03562 271 187 69 15
346 Paying for extra headroom is SO worth it. 1.3640 0.03915 272 198 49 25
347 I can only take the writeoff if I work while flying. 1.3633 0.03555 267 184 69 14
348 Don’t mind me, Elon Musk sent me up here to practice for the Mars trip. 1.3632 0.04256 212 151 45 16
349 Can you top this? 1.3630 0.03606 270 188 66 16
350 Sorry, I'm a dough-nut 1.3630 0.03681 270 190 62 18
351 First class was too much dough. 1.3630 0.03755 270 192 58 20
352 Can you scratch my nose? 1.3619 0.03584 268 186 67 15
353 It's either this or eat the airline food. 1.3619 0.03810 268 192 55 21
354 OK, I've got that. What does it say next? 1.3619 0.03622 268 187 65 16
355 I’m an under cover Air Marshal but that’s on a knead-to-know basis. 1.3619 0.03774 268 191 57 20
356 So he says "How high can you flip those things?" 1.3619 0.03699 268 189 61 18
357 This way I don't have to put it under the seat in front of me. 1.3612 0.03746 263 186 59 18
358 And if the flight is delayed by 30 minutes, the pizza is free 1.3609 0.03939 266 194 48 24
359 And that's why we should have never expanded our delivery range. 1.3609 0.03716 266 188 60 18
360 Nothing like pizza when you’re this high. 1.3609 0.03137 266 174 88 4
361 It's not an issue till I start the sauce. 1.3609 0.03137 266 174 88 4
362 My brother makes burgers on the subway, but I'm a pie in the sky kinda guy. 1.3598 0.03656 264 185 63 16
363 This is the easy part. On the return flight I add the mushrooms and onions. 1.3598 0.03959 264 193 47 24
364 Actually, I'm an accountant; why do you ask? 1.3591 0.03537 259 178 69 12
365 When the moon hits your eye like a big pizza pie, that's pilot error. 1.3591 0.03743 259 183 59 17
366 It’s an emotional support crust. 1.3588 0.03752 262 186 58 18
367 Honestly I do this to meet new people, I work in accounts receivable. 1.3588 0.03867 262 189 52 21
368 I wish I had enough dough for first class. 1.3588 0.03829 262 188 54 20
369 I'm sorry, it's for guests in our first-class cabin. 1.3588 0.04016 262 193 44 25
370 So what did you learn on YOUR tour of Italy? 1.3588 0.03383 262 177 76 9
371 As long as it keeps coming back down, we're good. 1.3588 0.03633 262 183 64 15
372 You're the first one who's noticed. 1.3588 0.03713 262 185 60 17
373 I thought you said mile PIE club! 1.3580 0.03801 257 183 56 18
374 This isn't the first time I made the 'mile pie club' 1.3577 0.03691 260 183 61 16
375 I should be in first class with this kind of dough! 1.3577 0.03770 260 185 57 18
376 Want to join the "mile pie" club with me? 1.3577 0.03610 260 181 65 14
377 It spins the opposite way in the Southern Hemisphere. 1.3574 0.03954 235 167 52 16
378 Watch this...when we cross the Equator it'll spin the opposite direction! 1.3571 0.03307 266 179 79 8
379 We really need to get there in 30 minutes or less 1.3569 0.03739 255 180 59 16
380 Who'd suspect I'm the air marshal? 1.3566 0.03789 258 184 56 18
381 I could only find the high-altitude recipe. 1.3566 0.03749 258 183 58 17
382 ....And that brings me back to my original point which is 'Dress for the job you WANT' 1.3566 0.03668 258 181 62 15
383 Delivery is extra 1.3566 0.03542 258 178 68 12
384 Everything in my life is a bit up in the air at the moment. 1.3561 0.03819 205 139 59 7
385 Is this bothering you? 1.3555 0.03382 256 173 75 8
386 It's not a carry-on if I'm not carrying it. 1.3555 0.03965 256 187 47 22
387 It's the secret to an airy crust. 1.3555 0.03643 256 179 63 14
388 Two days, 3 hours, and 22 minutes more and I'll have the world record! 1.3555 0.03685 256 180 61 15
389 Any interest in joining the “mile pie” club? 1.3555 0.04042 256 189 43 24
390 It has to be there in ten minutes or it’s free. 1.3555 0.03927 256 186 49 21
391 I'm part of the mile pie club. 1.3538 0.04440 195 141 39 15
392 Nothin' to see here folks, just your normal, every day traveler. Definitely not the Air Marshal. 1.3534 0.03879 249 179 52 18
393 You said you want that 'for here', right? 1.3522 0.03451 247 168 71 8
394 This is the only thing I haven't done a mile high. 1.3510 0.03514 245 168 68 9
395 The stewardess said I had to put it in flight mode for the duration of the flight. 1.3508 0.03757 248 176 57 15
396 We're taking pizza delivery to the next level. 1.3508 0.03927 248 180 49 19
397 Turns out if you leave it under your clothes, TSA with knead it for you 1.3508 0.03714 248 175 59 14
398 This is nothing. The tricky part was getting the pizza oven past security 1.3508 0.03886 248 179 51 18
399 Right now, my career is up in the air. 1.3500 0.03085 240 156 84 0
400 Perfecting your presentation before the big meeting too, I see. 1.3496 0.03776 246 175 56 15
401 You see that? We just crossed the equator 1.3487 0.03524 238 163 67 8
402 Don't worry, I left the plane on autopilot. 1.3487 0.03152 238 156 81 1
403 They promised special privileges for "those on active duty in uniform!" 1.3484 0.03883 244 176 51 17
404 Well our toppings are slightly limited, would you like peanuts or pretzels? 1.3484 0.03795 244 174 55 15
405 They never let me do this when I was a pilot. 1.3484 0.03926 244 177 49 18
406 So, you got any world records of your own? 1.3484 0.03705 244 172 59 13
407 Would you prefer if I tossed my cookies? 1.3475 0.04062 236 173 44 19
408 Could you stop typing so loudly? There are other people on this plane. 1.3475 0.03927 236 170 50 16
409 Kid, flight attendants don’t notice shit as long as you’re wearing a seat belt. 1.3473 0.03847 239 171 53 15
410 In the unlikely event of a water landing your dough may be used as a flotation device. 1.3473 0.04069 239 176 43 20
411 and now for the laptoppings... 1.3472 0.03964 216 153 51 12
412 Just trying to embarrass the airline into serving decent meals again. 1.3471 0.03990 242 177 46 19
413 Some husbands bring home the bacon, I bring home the dough 1.3471 0.03814 242 173 54 15
414 I'm going to call it "The Mile Pie Club." 1.3471 0.03534 242 167 66 9
415 It's the yeast I can do. 1.3471 0.04075 242 179 42 21
416 To be honest, we’re re-thinking the Free Delivery concept. 1.3462 0.03806 234 166 55 13
417 I'm doing an "Eat Pray Love" thing, but I've only got the weekend. 1.3460 0.03958 237 172 48 17
418 Would you hold this while I use the bathroom. 1.3460 0.03677 237 166 60 11
419 ...but that's enough about me, so, you're an accountant? 1.3460 0.03958 237 172 48 17
420 I'm joining the mile pie club. 1.3460 0.03958 237 172 48 17
421 What makes you think the anchovies in the overhead are mine? 1.3447 0.03979 235 171 47 17
422 It rises faster. 1.3447 0.03887 235 169 51 15
423 I'm from New York, New York. If I can make it there, I'll make it anywhere. 1.3447 0.03979 235 171 47 17
424 Yeah, TSA limits our toppings: peanuts, cookies, pretzels, and non-dairy creamer. 1.3442 0.03915 215 152 52 11
425 What's a fidget spinner? 1.3436 0.03978 227 164 48 15
426 Yeah, that's me on CNN. They asked me to leave just before plaid shirt guy. 1.3436 0.04262 227 170 36 21
427 The pilot is a regular customer. 1.3435 0.03642 230 160 61 9
428 I use a high-altitude recipe 1.3435 0.03590 230 159 63 8
429 When's the last time you've seen it happen? '96? '97? See what I'm saying? All the pizza guys stopped tossing the dough in the air and no one can explain why. It's like the honeybees. 1.3433 0.03663 233 163 60 10
430 Will this be in your article? 1.3433 0.03117 233 153 80 0
431 It's more of a working holiday. 1.3433 0.03907 233 168 50 15
432 The TSA limits me to 3 ounces of sauce 1.3433 0.03763 233 165 56 12
433 The biggest problem is that there are not many toppings that can fit in a 3.4 ounce jar. 1.3433 0.03860 233 167 52 14
434 I am petrified of flying, but making a carmelized onion, goat cheese and fig pizza makes me relax. 1.3433 0.03455 233 159 68 6
435 If I were in first class, i'd be making a risotto! 1.3433 0.03954 233 169 48 16
436 Don't worry, it's in airplane mode 1.3433 0.03954 233 169 48 16
437 Sorry, is my doing work on the plane disturbing you? 1.3433 0.03907 233 168 50 15
438 I’m actually an air marshal. Don’t blow my cover. 1.3421 0.03712 228 160 58 10
439 Unfortunately, it’s going to be a working vacation. 1.3421 0.03269 228 152 74 2
440 Anyway... what do you do? 1.3418 0.03311 237 160 73 4
441 Back in Italy I was a neurosurgeon. 1.3406 0.03486 229 157 66 6
442 '' Would you mind taking over while I go to the toilet" ? 1.3406 0.04275 229 173 34 22
443 When it absolutely positively has to be there overnight. 1.3406 0.03949 229 166 48 15
444 Are you the passenger with the special diet request? 1.3406 0.03900 229 165 50 14
445 I’m launching a new menu line. It’s called ‘Pie in the Sky’ 1.3406 0.03949 229 166 48 15
446 We plan to change our free delivery policy 1.3406 0.03949 229 166 48 15
447 We probably should have limited the range on our freshness guaranteed delivery. 1.3406 0.04139 229 170 40 19
448 I've got a lot of things up in the air at the moment, you know? 1.3406 0.03540 229 158 64 7
449 The air pressure up here does wonders for the crust! 1.3406 0.03540 229 158 64 7
450 I'm thinking of flipping. 1.3406 0.03851 229 164 52 13
451 Could you turn down the volume? It's very distracting. 1.3406 0.04045 229 168 44 17
452 If I don’t get to Buffalo by 8:00 it’s free. 1.3406 0.04045 229 168 44 17
453 In first class, I make calzones. 1.3406 0.03997 229 167 46 16
454 Now watch me keep it in a holding pattern. 1.3406 0.03949 229 166 48 15
455 When we're up in the sky with a big pizza pie, that's amore. 1.3405 0.04054 232 171 43 18
456 Because we forgot to add delivered fresh "within 10 miles". 1.3405 0.04054 232 171 43 18
457 Would you believe you're the first to notice? 1.3405 0.03458 232 159 67 6
458 I knead to keep calm. 1.3405 0.04054 232 171 43 18
459 I am on a working vacation, and you? 1.3405 0.03404 232 158 69 5
460 It know it seems abusive, but we’re actually saving taxpayers by delivering to Mar-a-Lago in coach instead of Air Force One. 1.3393 0.03906 224 161 50 13
461 The recipe says it has to be tossed in the air. 1.3392 0.03971 227 165 47 15
462 Trust me, it makes the best airy dough. 1.3392 0.03717 227 160 57 10
463 Don't get your hopes up, the TSA confiscated my pepperoni. 1.3392 0.04115 227 168 41 18
464 Role-playing calms me when flying. For the next leg of my flight, I'll be a pirate. 1.3392 0.03820 227 162 53 12
465 It's always the landing that worries me 1.3392 0.03820 227 162 53 12
466 Just be glad I'm not tossing my cookies. 1.3392 0.03921 227 164 49 14
467 It's a working holiday 1.3392 0.03971 227 165 47 15
468 This wasn't how I orginally imagined pie in the sky, but it's good to reach your goals. 1.3392 0.03871 227 163 51 13
469 I thought they said "carry-out." 1.3392 0.03971 227 165 47 15
470 I'm on a working vacation... How about you? 1.3392 0.03769 227 161 55 11
471 Food Network has run out of ideas. 1.3392 0.03717 227 160 57 10
472 I'd fly first class, but I don't have that kind of dough. 1.3392 0.04255 227 171 35 21
473 There's no secret, really. Just good ingredients and turbulence. 1.3392 0.03820 227 162 53 12
474 Is this to eat in or take out? 1.3392 0.04068 227 167 43 17
475 This is easy when the plane is descending. 1.3378 0.03307 222 149 71 2
476 It’s kinda like being a pilot. All that really matters is how it lands. 1.3378 0.03573 225 156 62 7
477 It’s important not to overwork the dough, so I’m taking it on vacation. 1.3378 0.03992 225 164 46 15
478 The pilot ordered a plane pizza. 1.3378 0.03840 225 161 52 12
479 Watch me. Look. 11 claps is the record. Keep watching. 1.3378 0.03892 225 162 50 13
480 We deliver in the Cloud. 1.3363 0.03912 223 161 49 13
481 This isn't for a pizza. It's my Therapy Dough. 1.3362 0.03892 229 166 49 14
482 This is a working vacation for me, too. 1.3362 0.03760 232 166 54 12
483 New York and Chicago are fine, but have you tried fly-over state style? 1.3350 0.04499 200 151 31 18
484 Keeps my mind off the terrorists. 1.3349 0.04061 215 157 44 14
485 I think I may have put my computer in the pizza oven. 1.3348 0.04037 221 162 44 15
486 If my tossing bothers you let me know. 1.3348 0.03933 221 160 48 13
487 I call it New York to Chicago style pizza. 1.3348 0.04236 221 166 36 19
488 No no, they took all my sauce. It's just plane dough. 1.3348 0.04187 221 165 38 18
489 Remember when people used to dress up to fly? 1.3348 0.04037 221 162 44 15
490 It's an old family recipe. My nonna made the best neck pillows. 1.3348 0.04137 221 164 40 17
491 Please type into google: how...many...times...to...spin...pizza...dough...on...Air...Italia 1.3348 0.03985 221 161 46 14
492 It can't be an authentic Italian pizza if it's never been to Italy. 1.3348 0.03933 221 160 48 13
493 They say nothing cures travel anxiety like comfort food. 1.3333 0.04045 216 158 44 14
494 Unfortunately, my oven got bumped to the next flight. 1.3333 0.03955 219 159 47 13
495 My co-pilot thinks I'm taking a bathroom break 1.3333 0.04310 219 166 33 20
496 Business really picked up when they stopped serving food on the flight 1.3333 0.03737 219 155 55 9
497 In first class they'll let you eat it. 1.3333 0.04045 216 158 44 14
498 I toss and turn a lot when I’m anxious. 1.3333 0.04150 216 160 40 16
499 Miss, I 'm pretty sure all electronic devices are supposed to be turned off! 1.3333 0.03992 216 157 46 13
500 Some think pizza dough should be made from CAULIFLOWER. So you tell me if we live in terrifying times. 1.3333 0.04253 216 162 36 18
501 I use Jet Blue cheese. 1.3333 0.03862 213 152 51 10
502 Me? ...Working remote as-well. 1.3333 0.04045 216 158 44 14
503 On flights to O'Hare I make it Chicago style. 1.3333 0.04007 219 160 45 14
504 My specialty is "pie in the sky". 1.3333 0.04059 219 161 43 15
505 Don't worry. I packed the tomato sauce in separate 3 ounce baggies. 1.3333 0.04007 219 160 45 14
506 Wow, you are the first person ever to have actually noticed! 1.3333 0.03882 216 155 50 11
507 I told him I couldn't drop everything and come to Paris but he insisted. 1.3333 0.03804 213 151 53 9
508 Secretary Zinke is in first class and likes his pizza dough freshly tossed. 1.3333 0.04303 216 163 34 19
509 I just finished crepes up in first class. 1.3318 0.03868 217 156 50 11
510 Brand new. Until recently, I tossed salad for Amtrac. 1.3318 0.04068 214 157 43 14
511 What? I'm a workaholic too 1.3318 0.04175 214 159 39 16
512 Moved to New York. Made pizza there. Now I can make it anywhere. 1.3318 0.04227 214 160 37 17
513 Problem is I can only bring 3 ounces of sauce in my carry on. 1.3318 0.04175 214 159 39 16
514 So I said, that's nothing. I can keep mine in the air for four hours. 1.3318 0.04014 214 156 45 13
515 This is actually cheaper than the rent in New York. 1.3318 0.03704 211 148 56 7
516 I only have 3oz of sauce though. 1.3318 0.03451 211 144 64 3
517 The customer requested a plane pizza. 1.3318 0.03704 211 148 56 7
518 Like in politics, the key is how you SPIN it. 1.3302 0.04037 212 155 44 13
519 Why yes, we deliver. 1.3302 0.03628 212 148 58 6
520 Now it's official. Doughboys fly free. 1.3302 0.04199 212 158 38 16
521 My personal best is 35,650 feet. 1.3302 0.03809 212 151 52 9
522 And I told them they wouldn’t make it past TSA, but when have the butcher and candlestick maker ever listened to me? 1.3302 0.03867 212 152 50 10
523 Welcome to the Mile Pie Club! 1.3302 0.03924 212 153 48 11
524 You need the correct altitude for the perfect crust. 1.3302 0.04199 212 158 38 16
525 I just wanted to make some fritters for an in-flight snack, but now I'm on the No Fry List. 1.3302 0.03373 212 144 66 2
526 Pssst... guess who just got into the mile pie club. 1.3302 0.03867 212 152 50 10
527 This is just a promo: Our "Pie in the Sky" service doesn't actually launch until the Fall 1.3286 0.04115 210 155 41 14
528 I heard there is no food service on this flight. 1.3285 0.04042 207 151 44 12
529 Business is great on these no-frills flights. 1.3285 0.04268 207 155 36 16
530 Unfortunately, they confiscated the sauce. 1.3285 0.03924 207 149 48 10
531 I really hope we get there in thirty minutes or less. 1.3285 0.03343 207 140 66 1
532 You can “work from anywhere” but I can’t? 1.3285 0.03740 207 146 54 7
533 I find electronics distracting. 1.3285 0.03983 207 150 46 11
534 I work for Amazon Prime. 1.3271 0.03348 214 146 66 2
535 I was only following directions. The recipe said, "toss dough up in the air." 1.3270 0.03987 211 154 45 12
536 Everything’s really up in the air right now, but at least I’m making good dough. 1.3270 0.04153 211 157 39 15
537 It’s okay, I followed the high altitude recipe. 1.3270 0.03930 211 153 47 11
538 They really promised me I wouldn't have to bring work home when I took this job. 1.3270 0.04099 211 156 41 14
539 Flip you for the aisle seat? 1.3270 0.03505 211 146 61 4
540 I had to bring my own. Hand tossed and Gluten free is in first class only 1.3269 0.03663 208 146 56 6
541 Remember when an airplane was the one place you could escape work? 1.3269 0.04025 208 152 44 12
542 The TSA took the pepperoni. 1.3269 0.04195 208 155 38 15
543 They won't reimburse me unless I work during the trip. 1.3269 0.03534 208 144 60 4
544 My secret recipe: I let turbulence do all the work. 1.3269 0.04025 208 152 44 12
545 Nope, C-4. 1.3269 0.04083 208 153 42 13
546 No, the sushi chefs are up in First Class. 1.3269 0.03331 208 141 66 1
547 Shhh...I'm really an Air Marshall. 1.3268 0.03427 205 140 63 2
548 Actually it's much easier than performing a circumcision in a moving car 1.3268 0.04123 205 151 41 13
549 In the unlikely event of a water landing, it serves as a floatation device. 1.3268 0.03496 205 141 61 3
550 And the next person who says "pie in the sky" gets it in their lap. 1.3252 0.03930 206 149 47 10
551 I think we need to do something about our work-life balance. 1.3252 0.03807 206 147 51 8
552 It’s a hard job, but I make good dough. 1.3252 0.04048 206 151 43 12
553 I've been thinking. Is it possible my great-grandfathers recipe said, "Toss PLAIN dough" ? 1.3252 0.04164 206 153 39 14
554 The key is elevation. 1.3252 0.04106 206 152 41 13
555 I always travel with a bit of extra dough 1.3252 0.04106 206 152 41 13
556 This is my emotional support dough. 1.3252 0.04544 206 160 25 21
557 I usually try to get a little work done while I'm traveling. 1.3252 0.04048 206 151 43 12
558 Airplanes always make me want to throw up. 1.3252 0.03550 206 143 59 4
559 I had to gate-check my toppings. 1.3252 0.04164 206 153 39 14
560 The trick is to keep it up in the air as long as possible. 1.3252 0.03930 206 149 47 10
561 You’re online pre-order is almost ready. 1.3252 0.04048 206 151 43 12
562 It takes a lot of dough to fly these days. 1.3251 0.04148 203 150 40 13
563 I'm allergic to pets. It's an emotional support pizza. 1.3251 0.03580 203 141 58 4
564 It's a delivery order for a couple in Iowa. 1.3251 0.03905 203 146 48 9
565 Wait until I add the sauce... 1.3250 0.03943 200 144 47 9
566 Everybody else pretends to be working. 1.3250 0.04190 200 148 39 13
567 People used to say my dream of being a pizza chef was just pie in the sky 1.3250 0.04068 200 146 43 11
568 My rolling pin didn’t make it through security. 1.3250 0.03610 200 139 57 4
569 I don't mind really,but it was nice when the airlines served food. 1.3250 0.03747 200 141 53 6
570 Well, not enough dough for first class. 1.3250 0.03813 200 142 51 7
571 Who ordered the pie in the sky? 1.3250 0.03679 200 140 55 5
572 What can I say? I’m a pie in the sky kind of guy. 1.3250 0.03879 200 143 49 8
573 I know I should be flying the plane right now, but this is way more fun. 1.3243 0.04354 185 137 36 12
574 The social climbing butcher and candlestick maker are up in first class. 1.3237 0.03792 207 148 51 8
575 As long as I hold the anchovies, no one complains. 1.3235 0.04012 204 149 44 11
576 Beats tossing your cookies! 1.3235 0.03951 204 148 46 10
577 Isn't it great we can get some work done during the flight? 1.3235 0.04012 204 149 44 11
578 That's right...we deliver within a 6,000 mile radius 1.3235 0.04012 204 149 44 11
579 This IS my laptop. 1.3235 0.04071 204 150 42 12
580 So, our CEO decides to add 'Straight from Italy!' to our boxes and I guess the regulators were paying attention. 1.3235 0.03951 204 148 46 10
581 Can you turn the volume down on your computer please, it's very distracting. 1.3235 0.04467 204 157 28 19
582 It comes with toppings in business class. 1.3235 0.04012 204 149 44 11
583 Sorry to bother you, do you have the thyme? 1.3232 0.04029 198 144 44 10
584 A few weeks ago, I tried grilling on the subway. 1.3232 0.04215 198 147 38 13
585 It's the only way to make it light and airy 1.3232 0.03766 198 140 52 6
586 Sorry, but I can only offer you 3.4 ounces of sauce. 1.3221 0.03522 208 145 59 4
587 It started New York style, but by the time I’m done, It’ll be Chicago style. 1.3218 0.04272 202 152 35 15
588 I'm leavening on a jet plane. Don't know when I'll be back again. 1.3218 0.04272 202 152 35 15
589 In first class you get Bobby Flay. 1.3218 0.04034 202 148 43 11
590 I know this might sound strange, but do you have any anchovies? 1.3218 0.03782 202 144 51 7
591 I won't disturb you. I've also got work to catch up on. 1.3218 0.04155 202 150 39 13
592 We're trying out a new coast-to-coast "5 hours or its free" delivery promotion. 1.3218 0.04214 202 151 37 14
593 If you think this is really cool you should see the duck confit that I do on trans oceanic flights! 1.3218 0.04095 202 149 41 12
594 Honestly Jessica, just unplug already. 1.3218 0.04329 202 153 33 16
595 ...I’d cooked in France, I’d cooked in Italy, I thought I’d seen all there is to see. And then it occurred to me, why not try my hand at airplane food? 1.3218 0.04272 202 152 35 15
596 I’m a frequent flour member. 1.3218 0.04214 202 151 37 14
597 You have to upgrade if you want toppings. 1.3216 0.03860 171 119 49 3
598 Hmmm, this is a lot harder to do in coach. 1.3216 0.04136 199 147 40 12
599 We deliver - Fresh 1.3216 0.04136 199 147 40 12
600 I call it, Pie in the Sky. 1.3216 0.04489 199 153 28 18
601 Watch me hit '"send." 1.3216 0.04197 199 148 38 13
602 The airline helped with the pricing: $25 for the first topping, $35 for each additional topping which cannot exceed 4 ounces. There are added fees for sauce and for cheese. And, of course, the optional service fees for baking and for slicing! 1.3216 0.03948 199 144 46 9
603 It's a nervous habit for a lot of bakers. 1.3216 0.04075 199 146 42 11
604 Is that for here or to go? 1.3216 0.04136 199 147 40 12
605 We have taken pizza making to new heights. 1.3216 0.04136 199 147 40 12
606 It's the standard recipe, but you have to adjust for altitude. 1.3216 0.04136 199 147 40 12
607 Technically, this is the highest I've ever tossed one. 1.3216 0.04375 199 151 32 16
608 Turbulence does all the work. 1.3216 0.04197 199 148 38 13
609 I like to prepare my own meal for the flight. 1.3216 0.03612 199 139 56 4
610 The key is to use less than 100ml of liquid. 1.3216 0.03682 199 140 54 5
611 I like to have some extra dough to throw around when I travel. 1.3216 0.04075 199 146 42 11
612 They now let me fly with my therapy dough. 1.3216 0.04197 199 148 38 13
613 Before this I was a knife juggler so I couldn't travel much. 1.3202 0.03702 203 144 53 6
614 The head chef said that my dough needs more air. 1.3200 0.04179 200 149 38 13
615 The salad bar is in row 16 1.3200 0.04119 200 148 40 12
616 People think it’s the city water, but actually any overcrowded, vaguely hostile environment will give it the same taste 1.3198 0.04284 197 148 35 14
617 This is business class, right? 1.3198 0.03970 197 143 45 9
618 It's called pizza. 1.3198 0.03629 197 138 55 4
619 Be careful when opening the overhead bin, my tomato sauce and cheese may have shifted during flight. 1.3198 0.03904 197 142 47 8
620 I saved a little dough by flying coach. 1.3198 0.04161 197 146 39 12
621 I’m hoping this gets me into the pie in the sky club! 1.3198 0.04519 197 152 27 18
622 TSA was against it at first, but I told them I really knead the dough. 1.3196 0.04009 194 141 44 9
623 THE DELIVERY POLICY HAS GOTTEN OUT OF HAND. 1.3196 0.03942 194 140 46 8
624 You wouldn’t believe the demands of owning a farm-to-table restaurant. 1.3196 0.04330 194 146 34 14
625 We're testing a new pop-up restaurant idea. 1.3195 0.04228 169 122 40 7
626 I snuck the anchovies on as comfort animals. 1.3182 0.03888 198 143 47 8
627 ‘Not much. What’s up with you?” 1.3182 0.04325 198 150 33 15
628 I am headed to Chicago for a job interview. You? 1.3182 0.04017 198 145 43 10
629 Last week's challenge was Crepes Suzette on horseback. 1.3182 0.04384 198 151 31 16
630 I've never been able to leave my work in the office. 1.3182 0.04017 198 145 43 10
631 It takes too much dough to fly first class 1.3182 0.04017 198 145 43 10
632 Do you want to join the Mile-Pie club? 1.3182 0.04265 198 149 35 14
633 The hardest thing is adjusting for the altitude. 1.3182 0.04205 198 148 37 13
634 Farm's in California, table's in Cleveland. 1.3179 0.04186 195 145 38 12
635 I couldn’t get the tomato sauce through security. 1.3179 0.04122 195 144 40 11
636 They don't like it when I dress up as a pilot or policeman, so I'm trying this 1.3179 0.03925 195 141 46 8
637 Once you start tossing pizza, it becomes an obsession. 1.3179 0.03718 195 138 52 5
638 I'm trying to quit smoking. 1.3179 0.04186 195 145 38 12
639 Turbulence? Nah, not a problem. Getting the seat belt fastened - now that's a challenge! 1.3166 0.03456 199 138 59 2
640 It's a gift and a curse. 1.3163 0.03772 196 140 50 6
641 I just practicing my flipping in case Mueller calls me". 1.3161 0.03663 193 136 53 4
642 I guess I completely misunderstood what Business Class meant. 1.3161 0.04147 193 143 39 11
643 Focussing on work helps my fear of flying. 1.3161 0.03947 193 140 45 8
644 I went into baking because I have a terrible fear of frying. 1.3161 0.04338 193 146 33 14
645 This is my therapy dough. 1.3161 0.04147 193 143 39 11
646 TSA confiscated the sauce so I'm trying Bloody Mary mix. 1.3161 0.04211 193 144 37 12
647 To hear my wife tell it, you’d think I’m just some pie-in-the-sky guy, with no plan whatsoever. 1.3161 0.04211 193 144 37 12
648 I forgot my fidget spinner. 1.3158 0.04055 190 139 42 9
649 I know you think this is just another of my pie-in-the-sky ideas... 1.3158 0.04123 190 140 40 10
650 I'm fulfilling 11D's Amazon Prime on board pizza order. 1.3155 0.04302 187 140 35 12
651 The bastards made me gate-check my oven. 1.3155 0.03881 187 134 47 6
652 Sure, the pizza is expensive, but the crust is so light. 1.3155 0.04167 187 138 39 10
653 The customs officials asked me how much dough I had. I said just enough for a pizza. 1.3152 0.04211 184 136 38 10
654 The high-altitude recipe, of course. Plus, you're only allowed 3.4 ounces of olive oil. 1.3141 0.04237 191 143 36 12
655 I just don't have the dough to afford first class 1.3141 0.03827 191 137 48 6
656 If you can bake it there, you'll bake it anywhere. 1.3141 0.03754 191 136 50 5
657 I wanted to fly first class, but I didn’t have enough dough. 1.3141 0.04302 191 144 34 13
658 One plane pizza coming up. Next! 1.3141 0.03898 191 138 46 7
659 This way, I avoid the carry-on charge. 1.3141 0.04172 191 142 38 11
660 We deliver world wide. 1.3141 0.04172 191 142 38 11
661 The only downside is that it counts as my carry-on. 1.3141 0.04237 191 143 36 12
662 The boss wants it in his hands by the time we land. 1.3141 0.04172 191 142 38 11
663 It's my therapy dough. 1.3141 0.04302 191 144 34 13
664 If this hits your eye, please don't think that's Amore 1.3141 0.04611 191 149 24 18
665 It'll make more sense to you when I pull the sauce, pepperoni, and microwave from the overhead. 1.3136 0.04295 169 124 37 8
666 They say,'Dress for the job you want, not the job you have.'Well, I'm tired of being an accountant, ok? 1.3135 0.04261 185 138 36 11
667 I was an Hibachi chef but I could never get through security. 1.3135 0.04121 185 136 40 9
668 Of course I COULD find something else to do... and don't call me Shirley! 1.3135 0.03588 185 129 54 2
669 And what do you do for a living? 1.3135 0.03976 185 134 44 7
670 It feels like a lot of dough for a middle seat. 1.3132 0.04308 182 136 35 11
671 The key is to find your passion in life, then make boring conversation about it. 1.3122 0.03991 189 138 43 8
672 Excuse me, do you have a moment to talk about our lord and savior, Jesus Crust? 1.3122 0.04457 189 145 29 15
673 One plane pizza comin' up. 1.3122 0.03991 189 138 43 8
674 I was hoping I'd get a shot at appearing in a New Yorker cartoon, so far, so good.... 1.3122 0.04197 189 141 37 11
675 I love the freedom I have since I began working remote 1.3122 0.04329 189 143 33 13
676 Well it's not like I'm grilling on the subway. 1.3122 0.04263 189 142 35 12
677 I've heard Excel can also do pie charts. 1.3122 0.03991 189 138 43 8
678 It's funnier when people are looking. 1.3122 0.04393 189 144 31 14
679 Some people have therapy dogs. I have therapy dough. 1.3118 0.04242 186 139 36 11
680 Totally! There's no such thing as downtime any more. 1.3118 0.04103 186 137 40 9
681 Didn't have enough dough, so I had to fly economy 1.3118 0.04572 186 144 26 16
682 ‘I never travel without any dough. 1.3118 0.04031 186 136 42 8
683 I didn't have enough dough for first class 1.3118 0.04377 186 141 32 13
684 When I'm done, can you please deliver this to 21B? 1.3118 0.04103 186 137 40 9
685 Pizza has no airplane mode 1.3118 0.04242 186 139 36 11
686 I also love being able to have my work in the cloud. 1.3118 0.04443 186 142 30 14
687 So then she tells our therapist I take my work home with me... 1.3118 0.04443 186 142 30 14
688 Women seem to like me just because I make a lot of dough. 1.3118 0.04242 186 139 36 11
689 It's a peculiar form of OCD. But it gets me upgrades to first class, so I can't complain. 1.3118 0.04173 186 138 38 10
690 I just felt the whole food truck scene was a bit passe. 1.3118 0.03732 186 132 50 4
691 No, I haven't used anchovies since that United incident last summer. 1.3118 0.03732 186 132 50 4
692 It's amazing what you can fit in a 4oz bottle of shampoo 1.3118 0.04103 186 137 40 9
693 A plane pizza, coming up. 1.3118 0.04310 186 140 34 12
694 Not a problem. The overhead bin is at 900 degrees. 1.3118 0.04443 186 142 30 14
695 I bet a friend I could do this until Trump got impeached... 1.3118 0.04242 186 139 36 11
696 It’s in airplane mode 1.3118 0.03958 186 135 44 7
697 Excuse me, I have to use the wash room, you mind holding this for me? 1.3118 0.04508 186 143 28 15
698 I always get a lot of work done on the plane. 1.3118 0.04242 186 139 36 11
699 It's about now that I usually get attacked by emotional support animals. 1.3118 0.04508 186 143 28 15
700 Gives "Pie in the Sky" a new meaning, doesn't it? 1.3115 0.04073 183 134 41 8
701 Many people don’t know that the key is Aerodoughnamics. 1.3115 0.03766 183 130 49 4
702 Looks like a pizza crust, smells like a pizza crust, but it's really a personal flotation device. 1.3115 0.04073 183 134 41 8
703 It's okay. It's an emotional support pizza. 1.3115 0.04358 183 138 33 12
704 Working vacation. 1.3115 0.04073 183 134 41 8
705 I bet my buddy I could get my dough to rise higher than his. 1.3115 0.03998 183 133 43 7
706 Doughn't mind me 1.3115 0.04358 183 138 33 12
707 If this dough hits your eye before it's a big pizza pie, it's no more, eh? 1.3115 0.04426 183 139 31 13
708 "You ask why, I ask why not?" 1.3115 0.04073 183 134 41 8
709 What, you thought dough rises by itself? 1.3115 0.03433 183 126 57 0
710 I've found this is the only way to get authentic New York pizza in L.A. 1.3115 0.03766 183 130 49 4
711 They deported me in the middle of my calzone. 1.3115 0.04146 183 135 39 9
712 If it flies all the way up to the ceiling and stays there, we have less than a minute to live 1.3115 0.03519 183 127 55 1
713 Aisle seat? Window seat? It's all a toss-up to me. 1.3115 0.04146 183 135 39 9
714 After the break, we'll start the tiramisu. It's Italian week, here on "The Commuting Cook." 1.3115 0.03845 183 131 47 5
715 So that's when she told me she thought we needed a divorce. 1.3115 0.04493 183 140 29 14
716 I have this pie-in-the-sky idea. 1.3115 0.03923 183 132 45 6
717 You think that's impressive, you should see me toss salad . 1.3114 0.04487 167 125 32 10
718 I't the only authentic New York-to-Chicago style pizza. 1.3114 0.04323 167 123 36 8
719 Did you choose an aisle seat to lessen your chances of getting stuck next the worst imaginable neighbor for the whole flight?” 1.3105 0.03902 190 138 45 7
720 I hate having to work on the plane. 1.3105 0.04244 190 143 35 12
721 Crazy rich Asians ordered a Chicago style pizza ... 1.3105 0.04178 190 142 37 11
722 Well, we Chefs have our own version of "The Mile High Club..." 1.3105 0.03902 190 138 45 7
723 I'm sorry, I didn't think anyone would notice. 1.3098 0.04198 184 137 37 10
724 I'm trying to start an in-flight pizza delivery service, but it's probably pie in the sky. 1.3098 0.04127 184 136 39 9
725 Is this for carry-on or carry-out? 1.3098 0.04538 184 142 27 15
726 I’m a chef, actually. How about you? 1.3098 0.04472 184 141 29 14
727 My therapist says I’m “an attention-seeker.” 1.3098 0.04127 184 136 39 9
728 Yes, they are paying a sizeable delivery charge....next time they'll have to pay first class though 1.3098 0.03980 184 134 43 7
729 You find it odd I'm flipping pizza dough on a plane? How about this: both people to my left have no mouths!!! 1.3098 0.04472 184 141 29 14
730 I bet that I could toss a pizza 30,000 feet in the air. 1.3098 0.04127 184 136 39 9
731 Wanna join the mile-pie club? 1.3098 0.04405 184 140 31 13
732 The more you play with it the bigger it gets. 1.3098 0.04667 184 144 23 17
733 I'm his emotional support chef. 1.3098 0.04268 184 138 35 11
734 I've always wanted to do it on a plane. 1.3098 0.04127 184 136 39 9
735 I call it mile high pizza pie 1.3098 0.03828 184 132 47 5
736 I used to just chew gum 1.3094 0.03944 181 131 44 6
737 They told me I needed a better disguise as Air Marshall. 1.3094 0.04097 181 133 40 8
738 The yeast is alive, so it's considered an emotional support dough. 1.3081 0.04248 185 139 35 11
739 We're a new pop-up pizzeria called Pie in the Sky. 1.3077 0.04365 182 138 32 12
740 I get the center section seat so I have more head room. 1.3077 0.04365 182 138 32 12
741 I always get so much work done on the plane. 1.3077 0.04700 182 143 22 17
742 Don't look now but I think Putin is sitting behind us. 1.3077 0.04434 182 139 30 13
743 Just finishing up some work before we land. You? 1.3077 0.04224 182 136 36 10
744 Our motto is fresh pizza delivered coast to coast. 1.3077 0.03926 182 132 44 6
745 This is kind of random, but do you happen to know what temperature jet fuel burns at? 1.3077 0.03926 182 132 44 6
746 What? Other people do work on the plane! 1.3077 0.04151 182 135 38 9
747 I get one free checked bag if I make lunch for the people in business class. 1.3077 0.04077 182 134 40 8
748 They kept asking me to put pineapple on the pie so I'm going back to New York. 1.3077 0.04151 182 135 38 9
749 The hardest part was getting the 26 3-ounce bottles of tomato sauce through the TSA. 1.3077 0.04151 182 135 38 9
750 And it can also be used as a flotation device. 1.3077 0.04295 182 137 34 11
751 And then the headhunter asked me if I wanted a job where I could make some real dough. 1.3077 0.04502 182 140 28 14
752 It can also be used as a flotation device. 1.3077 0.04224 182 136 36 10
753 The captain thinks it's cheaper than ordering out when we get stuck on the tarmac. 1.3077 0.03518 182 127 54 1
754 I’m undercover.” 1.3077 0.04365 182 138 32 12
755 Actually, the hard part is fitting my oven in the overhead 1.3077 0.04295 182 137 34 11
756 Brooklyn got too expensive. 1.3077 0.04365 182 138 32 12
757 I find it more relaxing than Candy Crush. 1.3077 0.03926 182 132 44 6
758 I’m trying the high altitude recipe. 1.3077 0.04434 182 139 30 13
759 Of course it's quirky. I'm in a New Yorker cartoon. 1.3077 0.04151 182 135 38 9
760 I’m auditioning for ‘America’s Got Talent’ in a couple of hours. 1.3077 0.04295 182 137 34 11
761 The secret is to let the dough really rise. 1.3077 0.03926 182 132 44 6
762 Well, it won't be a First Class pizza. 1.3077 0.04077 182 134 40 8
763 Getting in my 10,000 hours. 1.3077 0.04151 182 135 38 9
764 Turbulence can be a challenge. 1.3077 0.04002 182 133 42 7
765 ...and I don't even need wifi to get my work done. 1.3077 0.04365 182 138 32 12
766 Sorry, I'm on deadline. 1.3060 0.04344 183 139 32 12
767 I'm trying to perfect the elusive 'pie in the sky'. 1.3056 0.04322 180 136 33 11
768 This is Alitalia. 1.3056 0.04025 180 132 41 7
769 Not enough dough for first class! 1.3056 0.04101 180 133 39 8
770 Unfortunately, I haven't figured out how to get the sauce through TSA. 1.3056 0.04250 180 135 35 10
771 Do you have any cheese? 1.3056 0.04464 180 138 29 13
772 I wish they'd take pizza off the menu! 1.3056 0.04394 180 137 31 12
773 This trip, it's frequent flour miles. 1.3056 0.04176 180 134 37 9
774 It's Not DiGiorno, It's Delivery. 1.3056 0.04394 180 137 31 12
775 The toppings are on my connecting flight. 1.3056 0.03786 180 129 47 4
776 What can I say, supply follows demand. 1.3051 0.04067 177 130 40 7
777 My specialty is plane pizza. 1.3051 0.04222 177 132 36 9
778 I can't figure why my wife left me 1.3046 0.04506 151 112 32 7
779 Don’t worry Ma’am, I’m a professional. 1.3046 0.04422 174 132 31 11
780 This delay better be 30 minutes or less. 1.3034 0.04202 178 133 36 9
781 The dough rises better at this altitude. 1.3032 0.04232 155 113 37 5
782 Duty free dough. It's the best. 1.3023 0.04135 172 127 38 7
783 What, you're a judge in the International Pizza Challenge contest tomorrow? I had no idea. 1.3023 0.04296 172 129 34 9
784 I'm just very serious about letting the dough rise first. 1.3011 0.04227 176 132 35 9
785 I try not to bring my work home with me but I knead the dough.! 1.3011 0.04524 176 136 27 13
786 It's the landings that make me nervous. 1.3011 0.03738 176 126 47 3
787 ♪♪When the moon hits your eye...♪♪ 1.3011 0.04524 176 136 27 13
788 It's not liquid, it doesn't power on, and I'm keeping my hands to myself, so I think I'm okay. 1.3011 0.04150 176 131 37 8
789 I used to be in first class when I had more dough. 1.3011 0.03824 176 127 45 4
790 I just don’t have the dough for first class. 1.3011 0.04452 176 135 29 12
791 One day I'll be a first class baker 1.3011 0.04303 176 133 33 10
792 Calzones??!!! Don't get me started! 1.3011 0.04452 176 135 29 12
793 But they won't let me bring my rotary cutter. 1.3011 0.03650 176 125 49 2
794 Actually, I am making a seat cushion. 1.3011 0.04227 176 132 35 9
795 An aisle seat is really the best for this. 1.3011 0.03990 176 129 41 6
796 I have to keep up the hand-tossing until the fasten seat belt light is turned off and I can get to the oven. 1.3011 0.04227 176 132 35 9
797 In case of a water landing, this becomes an edible raft 1.3011 0.04071 176 130 39 7
798 If we don’t land in 30 minutes - the next one is free. 1.3011 0.04071 176 130 39 7
799 Guess what the inflight meal is today. 1.3011 0.03738 176 126 47 3
800 Seat 4A ordered a special meal. 1.3011 0.04303 176 133 33 10
801 I like my dough to be airy. 1.3011 0.03468 176 123 53 0
802 I'm going for the record for the highest toss. 1.3006 0.04504 173 133 28 12
803 They made me check my toppings. 1.3006 0.04195 173 129 36 8
804 What can I say, I'm a dough nut! 1.3006 0.03683 173 123 48 2
805 I cook best on the fly. 1.3006 0.04275 173 130 34 9
806 As you know, we're allowed a carry-on and a personal item. 1.3006 0.04195 173 129 36 8
807 Long flight, couldn't sleep. Figured I might as well get some work done, y'know? 1.3006 0.04275 173 130 34 9
808 I was told it's a good way to meet girls. 1.3006 0.04195 173 129 36 8
809 I am the pilot- with budget cuts ya gotta have a side-hustle. 1.3006 0.04429 173 132 30 11
810 Appetizer and dessert will be in baggage claim. 1.3006 0.04429 173 132 30 11
811 You requested a special diet, right? 1.3006 0.04114 173 128 38 7
812 The TSA allows it, as long as I don't weaponize the dough into a baguette. 1.3006 0.04275 173 130 34 9
813 So what you're saying is it's fine for that guy to bring an Irish Wolfhound "comfort" dog on the flight, but my pizza dough is annoying you? 1.3006 0.04195 173 129 36 8
814 I'm making a plane cheese pizza. 1.3006 0.04504 173 133 28 12
815 Yes, I did follow the high altitude instructions. 1.3006 0.04032 173 127 40 6
816 I have a small pizzeria back home and this is the only way I can convince the IRS that my flights abroad are business trips. 1.3006 0.04504 173 133 28 12
817 I forgot my laptop. 1.3006 0.04032 173 127 40 6
818 For gluten-free, you'll need an upgrade. 1.3006 0.04429 173 132 30 11
819 Once you get good at it it's hard to stop. 1.3006 0.04275 173 130 34 9
820 It only looks like it is going up and down. It's really going 600 miles per hour. 1.3006 0.04352 173 131 32 10
821 First class has a chef from Benihana. 1.3006 0.04275 173 130 34 9
822 Yeah, I heard they stopped serving peanuts. 1.3006 0.04504 173 133 28 12
823 No matter how many times I throw this up, it still lands on the man behind me. 1.3006 0.04578 173 134 26 13
824 With pressure, it's fresher. 1.3006 0.04195 173 129 36 8
825 OK, what does Giada say to do next? 1.3006 0.04114 173 128 38 7
826 I was a pastry chef until they cut down on leg room. 1.3006 0.04352 173 131 32 10
827 In cooking school, they stressed keeping it in the air. 1.3000 0.04242 170 127 35 8
828 I have trouble getting my dough to rise! 1.3000 0.04159 170 126 37 7
829 It's just Play-Doh. I couldn't get a real pie through security. 1.3000 0.04323 170 128 33 9
830 My name? Oh it’s Chef Boeing-ardee. 1.3000 0.03525 170 119 51 0
831 We ran out of high rising flour. 1.3000 0.04159 170 126 37 7
832 It's a mile high pie. 1.3000 0.03810 170 122 45 3
833 Well, too bad. It's my emotional support food. 1.3000 0.04403 170 129 31 10
834 Yeah it's about 5,020 tosses until we land in Phoenix... why do you ask? 1.3000 0.03622 170 120 49 1
835 Landing it is the hard part 1.3000 0.04159 170 126 37 7
836 I tried blowing into a paper bag, It didn't work 1.3000 0.04481 170 130 29 11
837 I know. Delivery used to be so simple 1.3000 0.04075 170 125 39 6
838 I'm not tossing it. We're just experiencing some turbulence. 1.3000 0.03810 170 122 45 3
839 Food delivery apps are out of control. 1.3000 0.04159 170 126 37 7
840 We Luddites struggle on transcontinental flights... 1.3000 0.04323 170 128 33 9
841 Sometimes I feel like this is the only place I get any work done. 1.2989 0.04331 174 132 32 10
842 Well, just like everyone else I'm trying to get a little work done during the flight. 1.2982 0.04381 171 130 31 10
843 Yeah, the oven is the part I still haven't worked out. 1.2982 0.04381 171 130 31 10
844 You don't wanna know how I got the flour through security. 1.2982 0.04535 171 132 27 12
845 Its the tomato sauce that's the tricky part. 1.2982 0.04221 171 128 35 8
846 Being a private chef has its perks but flying first class is not one of them. 1.2982 0.04221 171 128 35 8
847 Actually, this is just about the most effective cover I've ever had as an air marshal. 1.2982 0.04381 171 130 31 10
848 I know, but the recipe says to toss it in the air. 1.2982 0.04139 171 127 37 7
849 You'll have to settle for cheese. TSA confiscated my salami. 1.2982 0.04684 171 134 23 14
850 Of course, airplane food COULD be better than hospital food. 1.2982 0.04221 171 128 35 8
851 We'll be landing in 30 minutes or less 1.2982 0.04221 171 128 35 8
852 I can also use it as a flotation cushion. 1.2982 0.04139 171 127 37 7
853 Yes, it’s on airplane mode. Thanks. 1.2982 0.04684 171 134 23 14
854 Amazon Prime. Why do you ask? 1.2982 0.04055 171 126 39 6
855 For a list of available toppings consult the in-flight magazine in the seat-back pocket in fromt of you 1.2982 0.04139 171 127 37 7
856 I don't know, but at this elevation it gets a certain je n'est sais quoi." 1.2976 0.04098 168 124 38 6
857 Don't worry, I'm accustomed to working in a high pressure environment 1.2976 0.04269 168 126 34 8
858 It’s a long distance order. 1.2970 0.04318 165 124 33 8
859 It is still, technically, a New York style pizza 1.2970 0.04231 165 123 35 7
860 This usually works well as a conversation starter... 1.2970 0.03866 165 119 43 3
861 In a crash, it doubles as a floatation device. 1.2970 0.03670 165 117 47 1
862 You gotta flip yours first, then you can help the person next to you. 1.2970 0.03769 165 118 45 2
863 If this doesn't get the dough to rise, I'm not sure what will. 1.2970 0.03670 165 117 47 1
864 It's okay, it's a therapy dough. 1.2970 0.03961 165 120 41 4
865 We deliver internationally. 1.2970 0.04143 165 122 37 6
866 Welcome, everyone, to my pop-up pizzeria! 1.2970 0.03961 165 120 41 4
867 I only use quick rising dough as you can see 1.2970 0.03866 165 119 43 3
868 Oh, I became a baker because I have a fear of frying. 1.2970 0.04231 165 123 35 7
869 Well, I'll tell ya...I just don't like airline food. 1.2970 0.03670 165 117 47 1
870 They said my toss wasn't getting enough altitude. 1.2965 0.04200 172 129 35 8
871 So what business are you in? 1.2959 0.04643 169 132 24 13
872 Somebody bet me how high I could throw it. He's going to lose! 1.2959 0.04329 169 128 32 9
873 It's called "pie in the sky". 1.2959 0.04247 169 127 34 8
874 Sorry, just practicing for my job interview this afternoon. 1.2959 0.03810 169 122 44 3
875 Some people read, some people knit. 1.2959 0.04329 169 128 32 9
876 If your allowed to work on the plane, so am I. 1.2959 0.04329 169 128 32 9
877 So now TSA's asking if anyone else prepared your food for you. 1.2959 0.04329 169 128 32 9
878 It was my father's dying wish. 1.2959 0.04247 169 127 34 8
879 Yep, I always look forward to my in-flight meal. 1.2959 0.04410 169 129 30 10
880 You know, I didn't want to say anything, but since you mentioned it, your typing is starting to get a little loud. 1.2959 0.04567 169 131 26 12
881 It wouldn't fit in the overhead. 1.2959 0.04247 169 127 34 8
882 Our motto is 'We deliver fresh, hot New York pizza' but we didn't think to put a geographic limit on it." 1.2959 0.04410 169 129 30 10
883 I hope you're not bothered by my emotional support dough. 1.2959 0.04329 169 128 32 9
884 They said my new pizza business would never take off, but look at me now! 1.2959 0.04489 169 130 28 11
885 I can't believe they confiscated my sauce at security. 1.2959 0.03810 169 122 44 3
886 They frown on this in first class. 1.2959 0.04247 169 127 34 8
887 You interested in joining the Mile Pie Club? 1.2959 0.04567 169 131 26 12
888 This is where “pie in the sky”, started. 1.2959 0.04410 169 129 30 10
889 I got my therapist to certify it as a service pizza. 1.2959 0.04643 169 132 24 13
890 It'll be tomato sauce, mozzarella, and hand sanitizer. 1.2959 0.04329 169 128 32 9
891 Oh, I thought it was called the Great British Take Off! 1.2959 0.04643 169 132 24 13
892 Bakers Anonymous is a real thing, you know. 1.2959 0.03990 169 124 40 5
893 I work for Amazon Pizza-Prime. 1.2959 0.04410 169 129 30 10
894 My twin brother made his dough trading in cyberspace. I'm betting this will double at 30,000 feet. 1.2959 0.03620 169 120 48 1
895 And to think I had the dough to fly first class. 1.2959 0.04489 169 130 28 11
896 Everybody brings their work on flights these days. 1.2959 0.03990 169 124 40 5
897 Well, for one, I find the dough rises better at 30,000 feet. 1.2959 0.04247 169 127 34 8
898 Do you have any basil? 1.2959 0.04329 169 128 32 9
899 Forget the pizza dough and the chef's hat, can you believe the knee room in this row?! 1.2959 0.04329 169 128 32 9
900 We were out of yeast. 1.2959 0.04247 169 127 34 8
901 You could say we expanded our delivery radius. 1.2959 0.03901 169 123 42 4
902 I make a lot of dough, but not enough dough to fly first class. 1.2959 0.04329 169 128 32 9
903 What else can I do? The sauce and cheese didn't make it through security. 1.2959 0.04567 169 131 26 12
904 I feel the dough rises better at 30,000 feet. 1.2959 0.04078 169 125 38 6
905 I just connected from Naples and, boy, are my arms tired. 1.2959 0.04329 169 128 32 9
906 They say that my restaurant idea is pie in the sky. 1.2959 0.04247 169 127 34 8
907 The secret to my crust? Turbulence 1.2959 0.04247 169 127 34 8
908 My plans after we land? I don't know... a lot of things are up in the air right now. 1.2945 0.04168 163 121 36 6
909 For an emotional support pizza it's pretty useless in turbulence. 1.2945 0.04076 163 120 38 5
910 I've been tossing around some ideas but everything is up in the air at the moment. 1.2945 0.03885 163 118 42 3
911 It's not fair. Everyone else brings their work on the plane! 1.2945 0.04600 163 126 26 11
912 I've been told I'm a workaholic! 1.2945 0.03787 163 117 44 2
913 The landing’s ALWAYS on your mind. 1.2941 0.04307 170 129 32 9
914 I found a loophole in the world record for highest pizza toss. 1.2934 0.04519 167 129 27 11
915 Do you mind turning down the volume? This is so distracting... 1.2934 0.04599 167 130 25 12
916 I'm trying to make enough dough to afford first class. 1.2934 0.04599 167 130 25 12
917 I'll tell ya, nobody delivers a fresher pizza. 1.2934 0.04439 167 128 29 10
918 I'm trying to break the highest pizza throw record. 1.2934 0.04273 167 126 33 8
919 I'm ending the Chicago vs. NY pizza argument by making it in both cities. 1.2934 0.04273 167 126 33 8
920 It's fine, this is my emotional support pizza. 1.2934 0.04439 167 128 29 10
921 They don’t offer a decent vegetarian option. 1.2927 0.04492 164 126 28 10
922 We guarantee delivery in six hours or the pizza is free. 1.2927 0.04323 164 124 32 8
923 If you can work during your commute so can I 1.2927 0.04235 164 123 34 7
924 If it doesn't come back down in 30 minutes, it's free. 1.2927 0.04055 164 121 38 5
925 It's a high-toss competition. I figure 30,000 feet should be plenty. 1.2927 0.04492 164 126 28 10
926 it's gonna be a plane cheese pizza 1.2927 0.04408 164 125 30 9
927 Its a fidget spinner for chefs. 1.2927 0.04323 164 124 32 8
928 Layover in Chicago or non-stop to New York style? 1.2927 0.04492 164 126 28 10
929 I came up with the idea after I learned that this airline does not permit therapy pets. 1.2927 0.04323 164 124 32 8
930 Yes, I'm a frequent flour. 1.2927 0.04408 164 125 30 9
931 Our delivery service is exceptional. 1.2927 0.04235 164 123 34 7
932 I wasn't showing off, that was just the turbulence. 1.2927 0.04323 164 124 32 8
933 Are you as kneady as I am ? 1.2927 0.04408 164 125 30 9
934 Let's hope there isn't a lot of turbulence. 1.2927 0.04323 164 124 32 8
935 It's my emotional support activity. 1.2927 0.04408 164 125 30 9
936 LIMERICK: An eager pizzateer named Cy...To his seatmate on the plane did reply..."Don't think I'm a jerk,..But I do need to work...I try to throw up when I fly." 1.2927 0.04408 164 125 30 9
937 Nope, that record is held by an astronaut. 1.2927 0.04323 164 124 32 8
938 We take our delivery time policy very seriously. 1.2927 0.04055 164 121 38 5
939 Yes, it is amazing how incongruent one can be and still not attract any attention these days. Why do you ask? 1.2927 0.04408 164 125 30 9
940 I prefer presentations with real pie charts." 1.2927 0.04323 164 124 32 8
941 I'm traveling for work, I knead the dough. 1.2927 0.04408 164 125 30 9
942 Sometimes I have to bring work home. 1.2927 0.04146 164 122 36 6
943 it's for First Class. We still get pretzels and water! 1.2927 0.04408 164 125 30 9
944 My psychologist suggested that the turbulence may help me conquer my my fear of pizza dough. 1.2927 0.04323 164 124 32 8
945 Well, you take your work with you too! 1.2927 0.04323 164 124 32 8
946 I've had it with peanuts. 1.2927 0.04408 164 125 30 9
947 It's my Emotional Support Dough. 1.2927 0.04055 164 121 38 5
948 They say dress for the job you want.” 1.2927 0.04492 164 126 28 10
949 I’m also a frequent fryer. 1.2927 0.04323 164 124 32 8
950 There's really no place we don't deliver to. 1.2927 0.04235 164 123 34 7
951 ...and then you have those kids that kick the back of your seat. They are the worst! 1.2927 0.04408 164 125 30 9
952 I'm embracing my company's remote work policy. 1.2927 0.03768 164 118 44 2
953 They said I could bring my comfort pizza dough on the flight. 1.2927 0.04575 164 127 26 11
954 I'm putting a positive spin on it. 1.2927 0.03961 164 120 40 4
955 It's my pillow and my lunch. 1.2927 0.04492 164 126 28 10
956 We had such a success with grilling on the subway, so... 1.2927 0.04736 164 129 22 13
957 We're headed to Chicago so this will be deep dish. 1.2927 0.03961 164 120 40 4
958 It's to go. 1.2927 0.04323 164 124 32 8
959 Just pretend I am the president and ignore me! 1.2927 0.04492 164 126 28 10
960 So they said my idea was a bit 'pie in the sky', and I thought, 'actually that's an even better idea'. 1.2927 0.04235 164 123 34 7
961 It’s the yeast I could do. 1.2927 0.04575 164 127 26 11
962 The pizza is fresh and cheap, it's the delivery charge that's high. 1.2927 0.03866 164 119 42 3
963 I can only fly with the help of my emotional support pizza 1.2927 0.04408 164 125 30 9
964 I don’t have the dough for business class. 1.2927 0.04235 164 123 34 7
965 If I can toss it all the way to N.Y., I get the job. 1.2927 0.04235 164 123 34 7
966 It's part of our new farm to tray table dining experience. 1.2922 0.04113 154 113 37 4
967 My secret is to get the dough to rise...up to 39,000 feet. 1.2919 0.03905 161 117 41 3
968 I'm from Bakersfield, born and bread. 1.2919 0.03594 161 114 47 0
969 What else is a pizza professional supposed to do for 3 hrs, read? 1.2919 0.04099 161 119 37 5
970 I miss the days when your boss didn't expect you to work on flights 1.2919 0.04099 161 119 37 5
971 If I had more dough I’d be flying First Class. 1.2909 0.04469 165 127 28 10
972 Our toppings include pretzels and peanuts. 1.2901 0.04690 162 127 23 12
973 For deep-dish. we prefer the submarine. 1.2901 0.04607 162 126 25 11
974 I find it hard to leave my work at home. 1.2901 0.04170 162 121 35 6
975 I had to gate-check the pepperoni, so this is just cheese. 1.2901 0.04170 162 121 35 6
976 The secret ingredient is stale cabin air. 1.2901 0.04170 162 121 35 6
977 These new expanded delivery zones are ridiculous. 1.2901 0.03682 162 116 45 1
978 If you want to buy a meal they don't take credit cards, only dough. 1.2901 0.04170 162 121 35 6
979 My wife called this a pie in the sky idea. 1.2901 0.04078 162 120 37 5
980 Do you want to see how I got the pepperoni past TSA? 1.2901 0.04523 162 125 27 10
981 It's better than tossing my cookies. 1.2901 0.04607 162 126 25 11
982 It's better than peanuts...and it can be used as a flotation device. 1.2901 0.04261 162 122 33 7
983 Shoot, did I leave the oven on? 1.2901 0.04170 162 121 35 6
984 We're expanding our delivery. 1.2901 0.04607 162 126 25 11
985 The cost of the airline snacks is too expensive. 1.2901 0.04438 162 124 29 9
986 Yes, we pride ourselves in offering the freshest delivery anywhere in the world. 1.2901 0.04523 162 125 27 10
987 It's a special high altitude recipe. 1.2901 0.04261 162 122 33 7
988 No, I don't think flipping almost ought to be illegal. 1.2901 0.04170 162 121 35 6
989 You don't see THIS on a sushi train. 1.2901 0.04261 162 122 33 7
990 Can you believe they made me check my calzones? 1.2901 0.04170 162 121 35 6
991 Is this your first time on Air France? 1.2901 0.04350 162 123 31 8
992 You’ll have to excuse my therapy dough, it has a tendency to rise during take off. 1.2893 0.04218 159 119 34 6
993 Ah, 'plain', as in 'no toppings', like a margherita? That would make way more sense. 1.2893 0.04218 159 119 34 6
994 I know its sounds like pie - in - the - sky, but it gives me pizza mind. 1.2893 0.04311 159 120 32 7
995 I can't afford a therapy dog. 1.2893 0.03924 159 116 40 3
996 It helps me to relax on planes, but you're the first person to notice. 1.2893 0.04492 159 122 28 9
997 Well, yes, it is a bit pie in the sky. 1.2893 0.03822 159 115 42 2
998 Both of us are just doing our jobs. 1.2893 0.04218 159 119 34 6
999 The hard part's finding fresh basil on board. 1.2893 0.04311 159 120 32 7
1000 Wanna toss for the aisle seat? 1.2885 0.03860 156 113 41 2
1001 The trick is adjusting for the altitude. 1.2885 0.03860 156 113 41 2
1002 Only schmucks eat the peanuts 1.2885 0.03639 156 111 45 0
1003 It's complimentary! 1.2885 0.04068 156 115 37 4
1004 Its OK. I've got it in airplane mode.... 1.2876 0.04416 153 116 30 7
1005 I prefer to make my dough on the fly. 1.2875 0.04555 160 124 26 10
1006 I'm hoping this new crust really takes off. 1.2875 0.04288 160 121 32 7
1007 They've added a Domino's Hotspot to the cockpit, so here I am. 1.2875 0.04555 160 124 26 10
1008 Why? Captive audience. 1.2875 0.04195 160 120 34 6
1009 The captain said we were free to rise. 1.2875 0.04379 160 122 30 8
1010 It’s better than tossing your cookies. 1.2875 0.04003 160 118 38 4
1011 Please bake your own pizza before helping a child with theirs. 1.2875 0.04195 160 120 34 6
1012 I thought I'd get a little work done on the plane, you know? 1.2875 0.03697 160 115 44 1
1013 I kneaded something to do. 1.2875 0.04379 160 122 30 8
1014 Working remotely has its ups and downs. 1.2875 0.04195 160 120 34 6
1015 Hello! I'd like to talk to you about Jesus... 1.2875 0.04888 160 128 18 14
1016 Our pizza is flying off the shelf. 1.2857 0.04487 154 118 28 8
1017 I'm hoping to join the Mile High Pie Club. 1.2857 0.03878 154 112 40 2
1018 I need to learn how to knit. 1.2857 0.04672 154 120 24 10
1019 Obey me or I will take away your mouth, too. 1.2857 0.04580 154 119 26 9
1020 It's Kanye again; this time instead of curry, he wanted pizza. 1.2848 0.04498 158 122 27 9
1021 High altitudes make the dough lighter. 1.2848 0.04407 158 121 29 8
1022 It’s the Mile High Pizza Club. The taste is so so, but the memories are amazing. 1.2848 0.04587 158 123 25 10
1023 They asked me to leave it in the overhead but I knead the dough. 1.2848 0.04498 158 122 27 9
1024 You might be wondering about the rotation in the Southern Hemisphere. 1.2848 0.03923 158 116 39 3
1025 Once we reach cruising altitude, it will be the world record. 1.2848 0.04025 158 117 37 4
1026 The pocket fidget just wasn’t enough for me any more. 1.2848 0.04587 158 123 25 10
1027 It's a great new service we offer. In first class I make sausage! 1.2848 0.04407 158 121 29 8
1028 In case anyone asks where my hands were during this flight. 1.2848 0.04587 158 123 25 10
1029 You know what they say: dress for the job you want. I'm actually the pilot! 1.2848 0.04498 158 122 27 9
1030 I find this is the best way to get the dough to rise. 1.2848 0.04498 158 122 27 9
1031 I just got tired of all the airline food jokes. 1.2848 0.04315 158 120 31 7
1032 Pie In the Sky Pizza guarantees delivery within 6 hours, or it's free. 1.2848 0.04220 158 119 33 6
1033 Yeah, I used my miles to upgrade so I had some dough leftover. 1.2848 0.04407 158 121 29 8
1034 They closed the galley to make room for more seats. 1.2848 0.04315 158 120 31 7
1035 True, Hawaii is a little ways from Chicago, but we promise prompt delivery, and we promise it will be fresh. 1.2848 0.04315 158 120 31 7
1036 I don't own a laptop. 1.2840 0.04419 162 125 28 9
1037 I'm on my way to PizzaCon. 1.2839 0.04366 155 118 30 7
1038 It's just a nervous habit. 1.2839 0.04461 155 119 28 8
1039 I'm a frequent pie-er. 1.2839 0.04735 155 122 22 11
1040 It'll be ready by 30,000 feet or it's free. 1.2839 0.04170 155 116 34 5
1041 I hope you don't mind me working on the plane. 1.2839 0.04554 155 120 26 9
1042 It keeps me off the armrests. 1.2839 0.04461 155 119 28 8
1043 Well, you brought your work with you, so why shouldn't I? 1.2839 0.04068 155 115 36 4
1044 This is for here and to go? 1.2839 0.04822 155 123 20 12
1045 Because my pasta machine didn't make it through the metal detector 1.2839 0.04170 155 116 34 5
1046 You ever had a mile-high club sandwich? 1.2829 0.03782 152 110 41 1
1047 It's not my carry-on if I keep flipping. 1.2829 0.04420 152 116 29 7
1048 Some of these to-go orders are ridiculous. 1.2829 0.04113 152 113 35 4
1049 My career as a pizza chef is about to take off! 1.2829 0.04320 152 115 31 6
1050 Tossing the dough high in the air makes for the best pies 1.2829 0.04006 152 112 37 3
1051 Pizza to go? 1.2810 0.04491 153 118 27 8
1052 I'd use my laptop but the pie-fi is down 1.2810 0.04679 153 120 23 10
1053 I'm late for work. 1.2810 0.04491 153 118 27 8
1054 Would you have preferred I brought my emotional support pony? 1.2810 0.04395 153 117 29 7
1055 Yeah, 1st class has more elbow room but they require more dough 1.2810 0.04491 153 118 27 8
1056 I've never been a fan of airplane food. 1.2810 0.04491 153 118 27 8
1057 I am catching up on my work just like you and everyone else here. 1.2810 0.03762 153 111 41 1
1058 I'm part of the "fresh New York Pizza delivery to California" program. 1.2810 0.04491 153 118 27 8
1059 I find it rises faster at this altitude. 1.2810 0.04491 153 118 27 8
1060 When over Rome. 1.2810 0.03984 153 113 37 3
1061 You’re stuck back here with me unless you pay for a seat in lasagna class. 1.2810 0.04194 153 115 33 5
1062 This is nothing. Just wait for some turbulence. 1.2810 0.04296 153 116 31 6
1063 Well, the commute isn't great, but I can't complain about the dough! 1.2810 0.04586 153 119 25 9
1064 I’m the newest member of the mile pie club. 1.2810 0.04296 153 116 31 6
1065 Funny, I can't remember if I washed my hands. 1.2810 0.04586 153 119 25 9
1066 I'm traveling for work, too! 1.2810 0.04491 153 118 27 8
1067 I just can't seem to leave my work at the office. 1.2810 0.04091 153 114 35 4
1068 You bye 'em, we fly 'em. 1.2810 0.04395 153 117 29 7
1069 I get great hang time on descents. 1.2800 0.04347 150 114 30 6
1070 I just couldn't stand the airplane food 1.2800 0.04243 150 113 32 5
1071 Its up in the air 1.2800 0.04347 150 114 30 6
1072 It gives me something to do with my hands 1.2800 0.03798 150 109 40 1
1073 Business has really taken off. 1.2781 0.04522 151 117 26 8
1074 I always throw up on airplanes 1.2781 0.04713 151 119 22 10
1075 I always bring some work along on a flight. It makes the time go more quickly, and gives me a head start on the rest of the workday. 1.2781 0.04522 151 117 26 8
1076 It’s my emotional-support pizza 1.2781 0.04322 151 115 30 6
1077 I was limited to three ounces of red sauce. 1.2781 0.04219 151 114 32 5
1078 My career is a little up in the air right now 1.2781 0.04423 151 116 28 7
1079 Excuse me. Do you happen to have any anchovies? 1.2781 0.04619 151 118 24 9
1080 I only had enough dough for coach. 1.2781 0.04522 151 117 26 8
1081 Would you knead this while I use the restroom? 1.2781 0.04423 151 116 28 7
1082 I just got tired of peanuts 1.2781 0.04522 151 117 26 8
1083 So, would you like to make a little dough? 1.2781 0.04219 151 114 32 5
1084 Sorry. It's for the folks in first class. 1.2781 0.04619 151 118 24 9
1085 No question - no phones, no interruptions, you can actually get some work done on a plane. 1.2781 0.04522 151 117 26 8
1086 I'm not a fan of airline food. 1.2781 0.04322 151 115 30 6
1087 I've got to make it Boise by 5 pm, or it's free." 1.2781 0.04522 151 117 26 8
1088 I promised the wife I'd bring home dinner. 1.2781 0.04423 151 116 28 7
1089 I'm a member of the mile-pie club. 1.2781 0.04219 151 114 32 5
1090 "It all started when the moon hit my eye..." Hilary A. Kaplan, Silver Spring, MD 1.2781 0.04713 151 119 22 10
1091 Looks a bit like pie in the sky if you ask me. 1.2781 0.04322 151 115 30 6
1092 You don't get this kinda service on JetBlue 1.2781 0.04322 151 115 30 6
1093 The secret is the dry, foul air. 1.2774 0.04534 155 121 25 9
1094 Online orders take priority. The woman sitting in front of you is in front of you. 1.2763 0.04398 152 117 28 7
1095 Yes, but our” 30 minutes or it’s free “ pledge is killing us 1.2763 0.04398 152 117 28 7
1096 Some fly first class...I fly cooking class. 1.2763 0.04398 152 117 28 7
1097 I think we should see other people. 1.2759 0.04641 145 113 24 8
1098 Delivery promises have gotten way out of hand. 1.2759 0.04429 145 111 28 6
1099 If I don’t get there in 30 minutes, it’s free 1.2752 0.04936 149 120 17 12
1100 TSA kept the sauce and pepperoni. 1.2752 0.04553 149 116 25 8
1101 I'm actually much more productive when I'm not in the kitchen 1.2752 0.04553 149 116 25 8
1102 I can only bring 100 ml sauce. 1.2752 0.04349 149 114 29 6
1103 It gives the crust a light and airy texture. 1.2752 0.04453 149 115 27 7
1104 Please read me the rest of the recipe? 1.2752 0.04652 149 117 23 9
1105 Its take-out for the crew, they don't eat airline food. 1.2752 0.04453 149 115 27 7
1106 We had an order for pizza and wings. 1.2752 0.04244 149 113 31 5
1107 We guarantee fresh, hot pizza within a 35,000 foot radius. 1.2752 0.04652 149 117 23 9
1108 I started with balloon animals, but this is way more uplifting. 1.2752 0.04349 149 114 29 6
1109 I find I’m able to get a lot of work done on these longer flights. 1.2752 0.04453 149 115 27 7
1110 Excuse me, miss? Can you please turn the volume down on your computer? 1.2752 0.04244 149 113 31 5
1111 How many are watching our live feed now? 1.2752 0.04748 149 118 21 10
1112 You ever try a mile high pie? 1.2752 0.04453 149 115 27 7
1113 Actually, I don't mind the commute. I get a lot of work done. 1.2752 0.04453 149 115 27 7
1114 For the whole pizza, you have to be in First Class. 1.2752 0.03793 149 109 39 1
1115 When this sucker gets within throwing distance, we'll see how the moon likes a pizza pie to the eye. 1.2752 0.04453 149 115 27 7
1116 I'm not giving them $4 for a lousy bag of nuts. 1.2752 0.04244 149 113 31 5
1117 We recently expanded our delivery area. 1.2752 0.04136 149 112 33 4
1118 Sorry, extra large is not available in Economy Class. 1.2752 0.03793 149 109 39 1
1119 This should set a new record for the highest toss. 1.2752 0.04453 149 115 27 7
1120 I constantly feel out of place. 1.2752 0.03671 149 108 41 0
1121 It tastes better when I’m high. 1.2752 0.04553 149 116 25 8
1122 Wait 'til you see how I bake this thing! 1.2752 0.04652 149 117 23 9
1123 PizzaNow dot com. Where do you work? 1.2752 0.04349 149 114 29 6
1124 I've found that turbulence makes for a lighter crust. 1.2752 0.04748 149 118 21 10
1125 The key is to really get some air under it. 1.2752 0.04652 149 117 23 9
1126 The TSA took my sauce, but they forgot about the sausage. 1.2752 0.04349 149 114 29 6
1127 It's the yeast of my worries. 1.2752 0.04553 149 116 25 8
1128 I usually try to get a little work done on my flight. 1.2752 0.04453 149 115 27 7
1129 ”When I was CEO of Papa John’s, I flew in the company jet. 1.2752 0.04244 149 113 31 5
1130 Pizza? No, not at all—why do you ask? 1.2752 0.04244 149 113 31 5
1131 I figured I couldn't lose by selling pie in the sky. 1.2752 0.04349 149 114 29 6
1132 It’s a high altitude recipe. 1.2752 0.04652 149 117 23 9
1133 We're calling it pie in the sky. 1.2752 0.04553 149 116 25 8
1134 As a matter of fact this is my first time flying! How could you tell? 1.2752 0.04025 149 111 35 3
1135 Just trying to catch up on a little work before we land. 1.2752 0.03910 149 110 37 2
1136 Yeah the workshop is in Tuscany, but it's technically a business trip so I figure I should get some work done. 1.2752 0.04652 149 117 23 9
1137 I forgot to restrict the postal code for food delivery 1.2752 0.04244 149 113 31 5
1138 The extra legroom is absolutely worth the dough. 1.2752 0.03910 149 110 37 2
1139 When the Moon Hits the Sky Like a Big Pizza Pie, that's... 1.2752 0.04244 149 113 31 5
1140 I’m known around the world for making first class pizza 1.2740 0.04403 146 112 28 6
1141 I've always wanted to join the Mile Pie club. 1.2740 0.04613 146 114 24 8
1142 Our pizza deliveries take a while, but they’re fresh. 1.2740 0.04613 146 114 24 8
1143 We've reached 35,000 feet. Email Ripley's. 1.2740 0.04403 146 112 28 6
1144 It makes for a lighter crust. 1.2740 0.04294 146 111 30 5
1145 … it's unleavened. 1.2740 0.04403 146 112 28 6
1146 Can you Google "No-Bake Pizzas?" 1.2740 0.04613 146 114 24 8
1147 Don't worry, I'm with Uber Eats. 1.2740 0.04294 146 111 30 5
1148 On top of that, if we get delayed I gotta give it to 'em free. 1.2740 0.04509 146 113 26 7
1149 It needs to rise. 1.2740 0.04403 146 112 28 6
1150 You don’t want to know where the pepperoni is. 1.2740 0.04613 146 114 24 8
1151 Well, it's kind of a working vacation. 1.2740 0.04403 146 112 28 6
1152 You can bring pretty much anything on if you have TSA Precheck. 1.2740 0.04613 146 114 24 8
1153 The butcher and candlestick maker are in first class." Barbara Druskoff 867 El Caminito Rd Fallbrook, CA 92028 760 723 045 1.2740 0.04294 146 111 30 5
1154 The key to a thin crust is altitude. 1.2733 0.04427 150 116 27 7
1155 TSA agents need to relax, it's not like I'm making a soufflé 1.2721 0.04377 147 113 28 6
1156 The hard part is getting the pepperoni through security. 1.2714 0.04282 140 106 30 4
1157 I didn't think I was cured but I guess the mental hospital needed the bed. 1.2714 0.04516 140 108 26 6
1158 Fresh, local pizza. On a plane. Where they don't serve meals anymore. Lady, I'm gonna make a fortune" 1.2714 0.04161 140 105 32 3
1159 We’re guarenteed to arrive in thirty minutes or less 1.2708 0.04320 144 110 29 5
1160 I have found that the recirculated air gives it a certain je ne sais pas. 1.2708 0.04540 144 112 25 7
1161 Trying to come up with a pie in the sky idea. 1.2708 0.04850 144 115 19 10
1162 I'm in a pizza dough tossing contest. I figure 30,000 feet should be a winner. 1.2708 0.04207 144 109 31 4
1163 So: pre-flight you chose the vegetarian option, is that correct? 1.2708 0.04207 144 109 31 4
1164 They’re charging so much for inflight meals now... 1.2708 0.04207 144 109 31 4
1165 I figure everyone else gets to work on the plane, so why can't I? 1.2708 0.04320 144 110 29 5
1166 So, you'd rather I'd brought my baby? 1.2708 0.04320 144 110 29 5
1167 We take our 30-minutes-and-fresh delivery promise seriously. 1.2708 0.03845 144 106 37 1
1168 So, obviously, I’ll likely knead both armrests. 1.2708 0.04749 144 114 21 9
1169 That's a good question. 1.2708 0.04645 144 113 23 8
1170 Delivery in 30 minutes or its free! 1.2708 0.04645 144 113 23 8
1171 It said to use plane flour 1.2708 0.04540 144 112 25 7
1172 Des Moines. Where are you from? 1.2708 0.04850 144 115 19 10
1173 Yeah, it’s a good opportunity to catch up on a little work. 1.2708 0.04540 144 112 25 7
1174 And that’s why I became an Air Marshall. 1.2708 0.04431 144 111 27 6
1175 It's the original fidget spinner. 1.2708 0.04850 144 115 19 10
1176 I think you should consider ordering your topping choices now. 1.2708 0.04207 144 109 31 4
1177 It's more difficult than I imagined, trying to get some work done on the plane. 1.2708 0.04207 144 109 31 4
1178 He was my uncle, and it's actually pronounced 'Boy-AIR Dee.' 1.2708 0.04089 144 108 33 3
1179 Listen kid, you really can move up in the world if you have the dough. 1.2708 0.04645 144 113 23 8
1180 An upgrade would have been a better use of the extra dough” 1.2708 0.04540 144 112 25 7
1181 I'm trying to quit looking at my phone. 1.2708 0.04645 144 113 23 8
1182 Don't judge me, you know airline food. 1.2708 0.04320 144 110 29 5
1183 If you want to see a real trick, join me out on the wing when I bake this baby in the engine's afterburner! 1.2708 0.04089 144 108 33 3
1184 The captain is very particular about the crust. 1.2708 0.04540 144 112 25 7
1185 Would you check with the steward and see if they've got any basil? 1.2708 0.04645 144 113 23 8
1186 In First Class there's a pizza oven. 1.2708 0.04540 144 112 25 7
1187 They said I would make more dough working for the airlines" 1.2708 0.04949 144 116 17 11
1188 TSA confiscated the anchovies. 1.2681 0.04308 138 105 29 4
1189 If you knead any dough, I'm your man. 1.2681 0.04308 138 105 29 4
1190 I like to think of it as my pie in the sky. 1.2681 0.04308 138 105 29 4
1191 Of course if you want it cooked you'll have to upgrade to first class. 1.2676 0.04460 142 110 26 6
1192 No more paying extra for in-flight meals for me. 1.2676 0.04571 142 111 24 7
1193 That’s correct miss, you’re in hell. Welcome.” 1.2676 0.04679 142 112 22 8
1194 Hope this doesn't disturb you. 1.2676 0.04347 142 109 28 5
1195 They said I wasn't tossing the dough high enough... 1.2676 0.04679 142 112 22 8
1196 Mile Pie Club 1.2676 0.04460 142 110 26 6
1197 The turbulence really makes my job a breeze. 1.2676 0.04784 142 113 20 9
1198 The cabin pressure causes the dough to rise more. 1.2676 0.04571 142 111 24 7
1199 I guess you could say we deliver. 1.2676 0.04347 142 109 28 5
1200 I can’t sleep on planes, so I might as well get some work done. 1.2676 0.04571 142 111 24 7
1201 It’s my service dough. I can’t travel without it. 1.2676 0.04460 142 110 26 6
1202 I'm always bringing my work home with me. 1.2676 0.04679 142 112 22 8
1203 Once I get the hang of it, they'll let me back in the galley. 1.2676 0.04111 142 107 32 3
1204 I have a bet with my friends about who can get published in the New York Times cartoon section. 1.2676 0.04679 142 112 22 8
1205 I have a wager with Mario that I can toss my dough higher than he can. 1.2676 0.04230 142 108 30 4
1206 The airline wanted more dough. 1.2676 0.04460 142 110 26 6
1207 TSA took my tomato sauce, so I'm making cheese sticks instead. 1.2676 0.04679 142 112 22 8
1208 I was telling my boss about a pie in the sky idea ... 1.2676 0.04111 142 107 32 3
1209 These days lots of people bring their work with them on vacation. 1.2676 0.04460 142 110 26 6
1210 You working? So am I. 1.2676 0.04347 142 109 28 5
1211 Care for a hair net ? 1.2662 0.04401 139 107 27 5
1212 We fly in the freshest ingredients daily. 1.2662 0.04281 139 106 29 4
1213 What kind of work do I do? It's sort of up in the air. 1.2662 0.04518 139 108 25 6
1214 When the airlines banned peanuts I sensed on opportunity" 1.2662 0.04632 139 109 23 7
1215 If you tell them it's emotional support dough, they'll let you take it on for free. 1.2662 0.04157 139 105 31 3
1216 I can never read on planes. 1.2662 0.04518 139 108 25 6
1217 It's my carry-out luggage. 1.2662 0.04518 139 108 25 6
1218 I don't mind that we have to make our own meals now -- it's getting the sauce into those three-ounce containers past the TSA. 1.2662 0.04157 139 105 31 3
1219 I don’t know why they wouldn’t sell me a first-class ticket. It’s not like I don’t have the dough. 1.2662 0.04281 139 106 29 4
1220 It all started with a peanut allergy 1.2662 0.04518 139 108 25 6
1221 Who do you think makes the pie in the sky? 1.2662 0.04401 139 107 27 5
1222 I'm no expert, but I think laptops make it harder for people to take a break and leave their jobs at the office. 1.2662 0.04743 139 110 21 8
1223 I have to keep going until we land because they made me check my oven. 1.2662 0.04281 139 106 29 4
1224 I really need a vacation 1.2662 0.04518 139 108 25 6
1225 It always calms me down when I fly. 1.2662 0.04518 139 108 25 6
1226 Just you wait till they ask if there's a chef aboard 1.2662 0.04157 139 105 31 3
1227 I always bring my own snacks. 1.2662 0.04632 139 109 23 7
1228 In retrospect, maybe cross-country delivery wasn't the best idea. 1.2662 0.04518 139 108 25 6
1229 The PR people checked.Guiness has no rules for how to define the highest pizza flip. 1.2662 0.04632 139 109 23 7
1230 It's not delivery, it's DiGiorno! 1.2662 0.04518 139 108 25 6
1231 Well, it's always been one of those "pie-in-the-sky" dreams of mine. 1.2662 0.04518 139 108 25 6
1232 I'm with Pie In The Sky pizza. 1.2662 0.04958 139 112 17 10
1233 I knead something to keep me calm. 1.2662 0.04281 139 106 29 4
1234 First time? Oh, no, I throw up on planes all the time. 1.2662 0.04401 139 107 27 5
1235 Of course it helps to have TSA pre-check. 1.2662 0.04518 139 108 25 6
1236 Do you mind using headphones? You’re being rude and I have to concentrate. 1.2662 0.04743 139 110 21 8
1237 'No, you have to buy the whole pie!" 1.2662 0.04401 139 107 27 5
1238 This is my emotional support pizza dough. 1.2662 0.04401 139 107 27 5
1239 At least I'm not reclining my seat. 1.2662 0.04632 139 109 23 7
1240 It takes even more dough to sit in first class. 1.2662 0.04518 139 108 25 6
1241 Peanuts are 'out.' Pizza is in. Grab the tomato sauce from my seat pocket, would 'ya? 1.2662 0.04632 139 109 23 7
1242 Bake it? Heavens no, this is my emotional support pizza dough. 1.2662 0.04632 139 109 23 7
1243 I get my emotional support from yeast 1.2662 0.04852 139 111 19 9
1244 The leg room may be gone, but I am definitely taking advantage of the increased headroom. 1.2662 0.04157 139 105 31 3
1245 I had to fork over some serious dough for this flight. 1.2662 0.04518 139 108 25 6
1246 It helps me relax. 1.2662 0.04401 139 107 27 5
1247 The bankers called all of my ideas pie in the sky, and then it hit me. 1.2661 0.05475 109 87 15 7
1248 You eating in or taking out? 1.2657 0.03837 143 106 36 1
1249 We deliver fresh, world wide! 1.2647 0.04205 136 103 30 3
1250 On the subway yesterday I whipped up a Baked Alaska. 1.2647 0.04074 136 102 32 2
1251 I know. Some people can be so annoying on planes. 1.2647 0.04205 136 103 30 3
1252 My business is really up in the air! 1.2647 0.04074 136 102 32 2
1253 The guy in 17D ordered on Grub Hub. 1.2647 0.04457 136 105 26 5
1254 Actually you're lucky. The guy who makes the sauce is seated way up front. 1.2647 0.04333 136 104 28 4
1255 Really, it’s all about constant practice. 1.2647 0.04333 136 104 28 4
1256 How did you know I'm Albanian? 1.2647 0.04695 136 107 22 7
1257 Would you kindly take over for me while I use the rest room, please? 1.2647 0.04333 136 104 28 4
1258 Because I have difficulty keeping my hands to myself. 1.2643 0.04489 140 109 25 6
1259 This is why I prefer business class. 1.2632 0.04255 133 101 29 3
1260 I'm just hoping I don't get hand-tossed out of here. 1.2632 0.04255 133 101 29 3
1261 'Autopilot this, autopilot that. Let's see that piece of electronic junk do this' 1.2632 0.04515 133 103 25 5
1262 Welcome to my new restaurant, Air Fare. 1.2632 0.04515 133 103 25 5
1263 I once had a pizzeria in first-class. 1.2632 0.04387 133 102 27 4
1264 If the plane's late it's free! 1.2632 0.04640 133 104 23 6
1265 I like to get a little work in on the train. 1.2632 0.04515 133 103 25 5
1266 Do you think he would mind if I asked him to turn down his music? 1.2632 0.04761 133 105 21 7
1267 I left my computer at home 1.2628 0.04548 137 107 24 6
1268 The altitude is the secret... 1.2628 0.04548 137 107 24 6
1269 I always work on the plane too. 1.2628 0.04548 137 107 24 6
1270 It's the oven that will be the problem. 1.2628 0.03914 137 102 34 1
1271 Ever heard of Pie in the Sky? 1.2628 0.04548 137 107 24 6
1272 So, I said to the gate attendant, 'But, I have a lot of dough! Can't I sit in First Class?' ... She didn't think it was funny, either. 1.2628 0.04428 137 106 26 5
1273 I finally got the dough to rise. 1.2628 0.04778 137 109 20 8
1274 Welcome to my pop-up parlor: Pie in the Sky 1.2628 0.04049 137 103 32 2
1275 I'm attempting the first N.Y. to L.A. continuous pizza toss. 1.2628 0.04665 137 108 22 7
1276 Actually I‘m not throwing the dough, I‘m afraid we are loosing height 1.2628 0.04778 137 109 20 8
1277 Just catching up on work 1.2628 0.04548 137 107 24 6
1278 Some people knit, I knead. 1.2628 0.04428 137 106 26 5
1279 Ok, just don’t flip out. 1.2628 0.04665 137 108 22 7
1280 Actually, it’s baking it at this elevation that’s the hard part. 1.2628 0.04778 137 109 20 8
1281 and from then on I've never eaten the airplane food 1.2628 0.04548 137 107 24 6
1282 It gets a rise out of people every time! 1.2628 0.04665 137 108 22 7
1283 First, I toss the dough 41,002 feet in the air... 1.2628 0.04548 137 107 24 6
1284 And our topping selections include - peanuts. 1.2628 0.04889 137 110 18 9
1285 I'm going for the highest pizza dough toss record. 1.2628 0.04049 137 103 32 2
1286 It helps the yeast rise. 1.2628 0.04548 137 107 24 6
1287 Yeah, I like to take my work with me too 1.2624 0.04346 141 109 27 5
1288 If you want deep dish, the pilot has to lower the air pressure in the cabin. 1.2624 0.04228 141 108 29 4
1289 This cartoon doesn't make any sense to me either. 1.2624 0.04683 141 112 21 8
1290 What can I say, my therapist was out of Xanax. 1.2624 0.04574 141 111 23 7
1291 I can’t believe I got this through security. 1.2624 0.04228 141 108 29 4
1292 It’s only a deep dish if we crash. 1.2624 0.04574 141 111 23 7
1293 The trick is to factor in our air speed. 1.2624 0.04107 141 107 31 3
1294 Mind if I look something up? 1.2624 0.04461 141 110 25 6
1295 I've found it's the best way to get the dough to rise. 1.2612 0.04228 134 102 29 3
1296 Have you heard of the mile high pizza pie club? 1.2612 0.04228 134 102 29 3
1297 I usually fly Alitalia. 1.2595 0.04414 131 101 26 4
1298 Always dress for the job you want. 1.2595 0.04139 131 99 30 2
1299 It's 30,000 miles for plain cheese or 60,000 for pepperoni. 1.2593 0.04928 135 109 17 9
1300 ... so I quit Subway to go freelance. 1.2593 0.04331 135 104 27 4
1301 I wouldn't have this leftover dough if I had flown first class. 1.2593 0.03786 135 100 35 0
1302 I have to get to the International Pizza Makers qualifying round as soon as we land in Rome. This is my only time to practice. 1.2593 0.04456 135 105 25 5
1303 It was going to be matzo, but the flight was so late, the dough levened. 1.2593 0.04579 135 106 23 6
1304 The airline thinks it's a money-maker. I say it's just pie in the sky. 1.2593 0.04456 135 105 25 5
1305 We've had a really hard time getting this gluten free crust to rise. 1.2593 0.04331 135 104 27 4
1306 I’ve been much more productive since I started working during my commute. 1.2593 0.04579 135 106 23 6
1307 Hey, it's not easy competing with Uber Eats. 1.2593 0.04067 135 102 31 2
1308 No, the Xray and microwaves don't seem to have affected the dough at all. 1.2593 0.04331 135 104 27 4
1309 Most women are only interested in my dough. 1.2593 0.04579 135 106 23 6
1310 I'm not just some pie in the sky dreamer; I have a falafel cart at 9th and Chestnut. 1.2593 0.04928 135 109 17 9
1311 My pizzas are known for their air pockets. 1.2593 0.04698 135 107 21 7
1312 It's the new artisan fidget spinner. It's great for those of us who can't get our support peacocks through security. 1.2593 0.04456 135 105 25 5
1313 You wouldn't believe what the cabin pressure does for my dough. 1.2593 0.04331 135 104 27 4
1314 Instead of allowing comfort pets, the airlines are offering comfort foods. 1.2593 0.04331 135 104 27 4
1315 Yeah you need a lot of dough for these seats. 1.2593 0.04579 135 106 23 6
1316 With only 50,000 miles and a little more dough, I would have been in first class. 1.2593 0.04456 135 105 25 5
1317 Three hours or it's free. 1.2593 0.04331 135 104 27 4
1318 Some people need to know. I knead the dough. 1.2593 0.04579 135 106 23 6
1319 You won't believe what yeast can do at 40,000 feet. 1.2593 0.04331 135 104 27 4
1320 I am in a pizza tossing contest to see who can toss their dough the highest. There are no rules... 1.2593 0.04579 135 106 23 6
1321 Is the hat a bit much? 1.2593 0.04456 135 105 25 5
1322 The brick oven was a real squeeze to get in the overhead compartment. 1.2593 0.04201 135 103 29 3
1323 I'm studying for my culinary school final. 1.2593 0.04579 135 106 23 6
1324 No, actually the hard part is when I'm done and have to use the tray table to put on the toppings. 1.2593 0.04201 135 103 29 3
1325 I always wanted to be a pilot. Unfortunately, that dream is just a pie in the sky. 1.2593 0.04698 135 107 21 7
1326 A dozen of them pays for the flight. The rest is pure marinara. 1.2576 0.04641 132 104 22 6
1327 I find the dough rises better up here 1.2576 0.04641 132 104 22 6
1328 Why not? Everyone else is doing their work on the plane. 1.2576 0.04515 132 103 24 5
1329 The best part about freelancing is that I can work from anywhere 1.2576 0.04764 132 105 20 7
1330 Love to chat, but I've got work to do. 1.2576 0.04385 132 102 26 4
1331 This is one circumstance where turbulence is a good thing! 1.2576 0.03821 132 98 34 0
1332 My great American novel is called, ‘The Dough Also Rises.’ 1.2576 0.04251 132 101 28 3
1333 I am going to a pizza makers convention. And you. 1.2576 0.04764 132 105 20 7
1334 The cabin pressure helps for a thin crust. It's not complicated 1.2576 0.04515 132 103 24 5
1335 You ever heard of the Mile-Pie Club? 1.2576 0.04251 132 101 28 3
1336 Simple really, momentum, plus air passing over a curved surface provides lift! 1.2576 0.04764 132 105 20 7
1337 I'm taking the pop-up concept to a whole new level. 1.2576 0.04641 132 104 22 6
1338 It’s for our new Lighter-than-Air crust. 1.2576 0.04515 132 103 24 5
1339 I used to be an accountant, but now I'm living out my pie-in-the-sky dreams! 1.2576 0.03821 132 98 34 0
1340 Unfortunately, I couldn't get the pepperoni through security. 1.2576 0.04515 132 103 24 5
1341 If it's not Fresh, I don't eat it 1.2576 0.04764 132 105 20 7
1342 I guess my analyst is right when he says I bring my work home with me. 1.2576 0.04385 132 102 26 4
1343 Business or pleasure? 1.2576 0.04641 132 104 22 6
1344 I kneaded something to pass the time. 1.2576 0.04385 132 102 26 4
1345 Now I can write this off as a business expense! 1.2576 0.03969 132 99 32 1
1346 Well my friend said all entrepreneurs will be working on their demo on the flight into SFO 1.2576 0.04515 132 103 24 5
1347 This is nothing. You should see Jeff in First Class with the tomatoes. 1.2576 0.04385 132 102 26 4
1348 Heads or tails? 1.2576 0.04515 132 103 24 5
1349 No I’m not an Air Marshal in disguise...I’m practicing for my Papa John’s job interview 1.2576 0.04385 132 102 26 4
1350 The worse was when the vegan air marshal tried to shoot it down 1.2576 0.04764 132 105 20 7
1351 The current record is 12 hours, 3 minutes. 1.2576 0.04641 132 104 22 6
1352 Unfortunately, I could only bring 3 oz. of tomato sauce. 1.2576 0.04764 132 105 20 7
1353 I forgot my laptop. I have to do something with my hands to make me forget we're traveling at 500 mph, 30,000 ft in the air in a tin can! 1.2576 0.04641 132 104 22 6
1354 I’m not a chef, I’m just hiding my weed in this hat. 1.2576 0.04112 132 100 30 2
1355 The overhead bin was full. 1.2576 0.04641 132 104 22 6
1356 I just set the Guinness record for highest pizza toss. 1.2576 0.04385 132 102 26 4
1357 The boss put “Hot, Fresh Pizza! We deliver anywhere, 24/7!” in the internet ad, and I got the short straw. 1.2576 0.04641 132 104 22 6
1358 The wings will be ready in a few. 1.2576 0.04515 132 103 24 5
1359 The altitude creates a thinner crust. 1.2576 0.04884 132 106 18 8
1360 It's cheaper than the in-flight options 1.2576 0.04641 132 104 22 6
1361 I figured what could possibly be a more underserved market. 1.2574 0.04667 136 108 21 7
1362 It’s her first time flying. 1.2574 0.04782 136 109 19 8
1363 I go everywhere with my emotional support starter. 1.2574 0.04428 136 106 25 5
1364 Long story short, I signed up for the wrong spin class 1.2574 0.04667 136 108 21 7
1365 I challenge any baker to make a dough that rises higher than mine. 1.2574 0.04428 136 106 25 5
1366 I just kneaded to get away. 1.2574 0.04667 136 108 21 7
1367 I really knead the dough. 1.2574 0.04667 136 108 21 7
1368 On my last flight I made blintzes. 1.2574 0.04667 136 108 21 7
1369 Sorry, the pizza is just for first class. 1.2569 0.04772 109 84 22 3
1370 Sorry, this is for first class only. You’ll get a choice of peanuts or chips. 1.2569 0.04772 109 84 22 3
1371 Fine Italian dining is only in Business Class. 1.2558 0.03857 129 96 33 0
1372 You said we could get some work done on the way. 1.2558 0.04011 129 97 31 1
1373 Mind switching seats with my brick oven? 1.2558 0.04302 129 99 27 3
1374 I got tired of airline food. 1.2558 0.04575 129 101 23 5
1375 The dough rises better at altitude. 1.2558 0.04575 129 101 23 5
1376 It’s sky to table. 1.2558 0.04302 129 99 27 3
1377 Got some work to catch up on. 1.2556 0.04732 133 106 20 7
1378 The sous-chef bet I couldn't throw a pizza dough up 20,000 feet in the air. Of course, I had to carry on to prove her wrong. 1.2556 0.04356 133 103 26 4
1379 Interested in joining the mile-pie club? 1.2556 0.04732 133 106 20 7
1380 I'll take mine with pepperoni and extra cheese 1.2556 0.04086 133 101 30 2
1381 The kitchen is a bit cramped 1.2556 0.04610 133 105 22 6
1382 When i booked a self-catering vacation, i was not really expecting this! 1.2547 0.04845 106 82 21 3
1383 It’s an experiment in relativity. And pepperoni. 1.2540 0.04355 126 97 26 3
1384 I only do take out 1.2540 0.04499 126 98 24 4
1385 Thought I'd try to get some work done during the flight... 1.2540 0.04638 126 99 22 5
1386 Hey! You Googled ME! 1.2540 0.04772 126 100 20 6
1387 Well, on flights I like to either sleep the whole way or get some work done. 1.2540 0.04207 126 96 28 2
1388 This is my first pizza delivery training 1.2540 0.03893 126 94 32 0
1389 It said let the dough rise before tossing. 1.2540 0.04355 126 97 26 3
1390 I can’t believe the TSA confiscated my sauce. 1.2540 0.04053 126 95 30 1
1391 This really airs it out. 1.2540 0.04053 126 95 30 1
1392 They said that I could save dough flying coach 1.2538 0.04411 130 101 25 4
1393 Can you believe they said I didn't have enough dough to fly in first class? 1.2538 0.03984 130 98 31 1
1394 In the event of a water landing, I'll get a great crust. 1.2538 0.04544 130 102 23 5
1395 Not only have the seats gotten smaller, they've also done away completely with the brick ovens. 1.2538 0.04544 130 102 23 5
1396 I'm flipping pizza dough in an airplane. 1.2538 0.05041 130 106 15 9
1397 I knead to get over my fear of flying. 1.2538 0.04799 130 104 19 7
1398 I heard they'll bump you to first class if you show you have the dough. 1.2538 0.04673 130 103 21 6
1399 I'm an air marshal . What do you do? 1.2538 0.04799 130 104 19 7
1400 ... and when I get upgraded to business class, I make a nice spaghetti alla puttanesca. 1.2538 0.04673 130 103 21 6
1401 What can I tell you? Long-time client, moved to L.A., just can't do without his New York pizza. 1.2538 0.04673 130 103 21 6
1402 Customers keep ordering plane pizza and I am racking up the frequent flyer miles! 1.2538 0.04411 130 101 25 4
1403 You are doing your work on the plane. Why shouldn’t I do mine? 1.2538 0.04799 130 104 19 7
1404 Sorry, it's only a medium. I didn't have the dough to fly first-class. 1.2538 0.04411 130 101 25 4
1405 The work never stops. 1.2538 0.04411 130 101 25 4
1406 Which shall I make a pizza or a calzone? The decison is pretty much still in the air. 1.2538 0.04411 130 101 25 4
1407 You can't beat the naturally occurring yeasts in here. 1.2538 0.04922 130 105 17 8
1408 Haven't you heard of 'Pie in the Sky'? 1.2538 0.04544 130 102 23 5
1409 It was either this, or pay for another carry-on. 1.2538 0.04799 130 104 19 7
1410 They said this would be fine, but I had to gate-check the sauce. 1.2538 0.04273 130 100 27 3
1411 The dough also rises. 1.2538 0.04922 130 105 17 8
1412 Unfortunately, the pan is in the overhead. 1.2538 0.05041 130 106 15 9
1413 If we encounter turbulence, it will probably land in that lady's hair in front of you. 1.2538 0.04544 130 102 23 5
1414 It provides extra lift. 1.2538 0.04799 130 104 19 7
1415 The crust comes out especially good when there's a lot of turbulence." 1.2538 0.04273 130 100 27 3
1416 Sorry, no pepperoni. You can get it with pretzels or peanuts. 1.2538 0.04673 130 103 21 6
1417 Sorry, I’m a kneady flier. 1.2538 0.04799 130 104 19 7
1418 And I said, "You can't fire me, I quit!" So I just left. 1.2538 0.04544 130 102 23 5
1419 They say it can't be done... but I'll show them. 1.2538 0.04411 130 101 25 4
1420 Would you mind Googling 'Find pepperoni on an airplane' for me? 1.2538 0.04273 130 100 27 3
1421 Ever since they banned manspreading on flights, I've had to think of more creative ways to take up as much space as possible. 1.2524 0.05470 103 83 14 6
1422 It also doubles as a rotation device. 1.2523 0.05327 107 86 15 6
1423 "Yeah, this is it for the entire coach section." 1.2523 0.05159 107 85 17 5
1424 You said you wanted a first class pizza. 1.2520 0.03931 123 92 31 0
1425 So I thought, everybody else is getting work done, why not me. 1.2520 0.04178 127 97 28 2
1426 Makes the crust light and airy. 1.2520 0.04467 127 99 24 4
1427 I get so much work done on these flights! 1.2520 0.03868 127 95 32 0
1428 You do your work, I’ll do mine. 1.2520 0.04467 127 99 24 4
1429 Sorry, Ma'am, it's a business trip. 1.2520 0.04467 127 99 24 4
1430 the landing's the hard part. 1.2520 0.04026 127 96 30 1
1431 Would you believe they only allow 1 carry out on this airline? 1.2519 0.04513 131 103 23 5
1432 I forgot to turn on airplane mode. 1.2519 0.04513 131 103 23 5
1433 Work follows me everywhere I go, too. 1.2519 0.04381 131 102 25 4
1434 Lighter than air! 1.2500 0.04573 128 101 22 5
1435 I'm only 50 flight hours away from my sky chef certification. 1.2500 0.04835 128 103 18 7
1436 It's a skill that travels well. 1.2500 0.04150 128 98 28 2
1437 Wait, let me put this in airplane mode. 1.2500 0.04227 124 95 27 2
1438 This isn't a pie in the sky, it's a bona fide business opportunity! 1.2500 0.04379 124 96 25 3
1439 Did the captain mention whether we'd be landing in 30 minutes or less? 1.2500 0.04437 128 100 24 4
1440 I operate a chain of fly by night pizza seats. 1.2500 0.04227 124 95 27 2
1441 It doubles as a parachute. 1.2500 0.03999 128 97 30 1
1442 Like many professionals, planes are one of the few places that I can get work done uninterupted. 1.2500 0.04669 124 98 21 5
1443 Overseas delivery comes with an additional surcharge, but unlimited toppings. 1.2500 0.04437 128 100 24 4
1444 Ever heard of the mile pie club? 1.2500 0.04296 128 99 26 3
1445 Could you tell the man next to me to turn his music down...its very distracting 1.2500 0.04610 132 105 21 6
1446 Wait until you see me juggle the meatballs. 1.2500 0.04150 128 98 28 2
1447 Just remember to use the high altitude recipe. 1.2500 0.04437 128 100 24 4
1448 I'm actually a sky marshall. Pay me no mind. 1.2500 0.04437 128 100 24 4
1449 Oh, I apologize for trying to immerse myself in the culture BEFORE I get to Italy... 1.2500 0.04437 128 100 24 4
1450 Then we put the dough on the engine and broil for ten minutes. 1.2500 0.04960 128 104 16 8
1451 I used to work for Alitalia 1.2500 0.04835 128 103 18 7
1452 Excuse me m'am, can you not type so loud, it's kind of rude and I'm kind of busy. Thanks." 1.2500 0.03999 128 97 30 1
1453 Guinness. 1.2500 0.04960 128 104 16 8
1454 Dough rises better above 1000 feet. 1.2500 0.04526 124 97 23 4
1455 I'm a therapy baker. 1.2500 0.04296 128 99 26 3
1456 Does your laptop happen to have an oven app? 1.2500 0.04526 124 97 23 4
1457 I have discovered that the dough rises quicker at higher altitudes. 1.2500 0.04437 128 100 24 4
1458 The book said that the most sure fire way to pick up girls was to have some dough. 1.2500 0.04706 128 102 20 6
1459 I’m always looking for an opportunity to make some dough...and impress women. 1.2500 0.04379 124 96 25 3
1460 Excuse me, but is that gluten-free? 1.2500 0.04227 124 95 27 2
1461 I used to be able to make a large. 1.2500 0.04227 124 95 27 2
1462 Are you kidding? Do I look like the type of guy who would get stopped by TSA agents? 1.2500 0.04526 124 97 23 4
1463 Totally allowable, it's my 'emotional support' pie dough. 1.2500 0.03999 128 97 30 1
1464 Couple of plane slices, coming up! 1.2500 0.04573 128 101 22 5
1465 Anytime. Anywhere. Somebody at corporate did not think this through. 1.2500 0.04835 128 103 18 7
1466 Recycled air is good for the dough! 1.2500 0.04296 128 99 26 3
1467 Oh, this? It's my emotional support dough. 1.2500 0.04835 128 103 18 7
1468 I'm taking a break from social media. 1.2500 0.04835 128 103 18 7
1469 What pizza? 1.2500 0.03999 128 97 30 1
1470 Please verity for Guinness that I flipped pizza dough 30,001 feet in the air. 1.2500 0.04573 128 101 22 5
1471 I'm on a rush delivery. 1.2500 0.04706 128 102 20 6
1472 My secret ingredient is germs. 1.2500 0.04437 128 100 24 4
1473 It was hell getting the sauce past TSA. 1.2500 0.04573 128 101 22 5
1474 The sauce is in the hat 1.2500 0.04960 128 104 16 8
1475 You know that self-described famous Italian chef you've been exchanging those romantic messages with...? 1.2500 0.04835 128 103 18 7
1476 Only problem was getting the overhead oven installed 1.2500 0.04960 128 104 16 8
1477 Sometimes it's a challenge to keep to our "fast and fresh" guarantee. 1.2500 0.04437 128 100 24 4
1478 Glad they left me a little dough 1.2500 0.04573 128 101 22 5
1479 Well, everybody's got their own spin, right? 1.2480 0.04495 125 98 23 4
1480 For me, there are loftier goals than a Michelin star. 1.2480 0.04495 125 98 23 4
1481 And its gluten-free 1.2480 0.04773 125 100 19 6
1482 You think they’ll let me bake my emotional support pizza? 1.2480 0.04773 125 100 19 6
1483 You know, this might be your only chance to join the Mile Pie Club. 1.2480 0.04773 125 100 19 6
1484 Guess what I do for a living? 1.2480 0.04906 125 101 17 7
1485 No reason. I just like to throw pizza dough on airplanes. 1.2480 0.04773 125 100 19 6
1486 I have to do this as long as my tray is in its upright and locked position. 1.2480 0.04198 125 96 27 2
1487 It calms me down when I fly... 1.2480 0.04636 125 99 21 5
1488 This airline insists on freshness. 1.2480 0.04773 125 100 19 6
1489 It's my first time flying business 1.2480 0.04495 125 98 23 4
1490 'What I like about flying is, you get a chance to catch up on your work!' 1.2480 0.04495 125 98 23 4
1491 I didn’t have enough dough to go first class. 1.2480 0.04495 125 98 23 4
1492 Oh, it's completely legal alright - Newton's 1st law, you know. 1.2480 0.04906 125 101 17 7
1493 Nobody dresses up for air travel any more 1.2480 0.04495 125 98 23 4
1494 I fly coach because I knead the dough. 1.2480 0.04495 125 98 23 4
1495 It's all about getting air in the dough. 1.2480 0.04773 125 100 19 6
1496 I' studying whether Einstein was right or not: Does time slow down for a pizza on a moving train?___________ 1.2480 0.04636 125 99 21 5
1497 You have to book business class if you want sauce. 1.2480 0.04495 125 98 23 4
1498 And turns out theres some big loopholes for "World Highest Crust Toss" 1.2480 0.04636 125 99 21 5
1499 I'm tired of those pretzels they serve 1.2480 0.04906 125 101 17 7
1500 They took away the kitchen when they made first class roomier. 1.2480 0.04495 125 98 23 4
1501 Folks, although our live broadcast of Kitchens of New York is delayed due to traffic control, let’s go ahead and get started now. 1.2480 0.04636 125 99 21 5
1502 The recycled oxygen really brings out the taste. 1.2480 0.04636 125 99 21 5
1503 I’m headed to the British Baking Show. 1.2480 0.04773 125 100 19 6
1504 Pie in the sky. Go figure. 1.2480 0.04636 125 99 21 5
1505 I choose to take the red-eyes because I knead to get some work done to make some dough. 1.2480 0.04906 125 101 17 7
1506 I heard you're more likely to get an upgrade if you look like you have a lot of dough. 1.2480 0.04906 125 101 17 7
1507 ...and everything just feels like it's up in the air right now. 1.2480 0.04495 125 98 23 4
1508 I'm being deported. And yes, the White House chef is considered a senior administration official. 1.2480 0.05036 125 102 15 8
1509 My prof said, "The dough needs to rise as high as possible." 1.2480 0.04636 125 99 21 5
1510 It's a new pizza delivery system we're piloting. 1.2480 0.04495 125 98 23 4
1511 And they said I'd never get pass TSA with a white headdress. 1.2480 0.04349 125 97 25 3
1512 People just tell me it's pie in the sky 1.2480 0.04495 125 98 23 4
1513 It's more visceral than a fidget spinner, and it helps me justify using the trip as a business expense. 1.2480 0.04636 125 99 21 5
1514 I’m practicing for an interview in Italy 1.2480 0.04773 125 100 19 6
1515 It’s called rising dough. 1.2480 0.04041 125 95 29 1
1516 Do you know where they keep the on-flight oven? 1.2480 0.04773 125 100 19 6
1517 No reason, why do you ask? 1.2480 0.04495 125 98 23 4
1518 It's chick bait. 1.2480 0.04198 125 96 27 2
1519 ... cause I like my dough extra airy. 1.2480 0.04636 125 99 21 5
1520 It's part of our new hotspot delivery service. 1.2480 0.04495 125 98 23 4
1521 My ambition to become a world-renowned chef is just pie-in-the-sky at this point. 1.2480 0.04636 125 99 21 5
1522 They say distraction is good for airplane anxiety. 1.2475 0.04316 101 76 25 0
1523 Do you mind if I turn on my reading light? 1.2460 0.05000 126 103 15 8
1524 I’m testing a new concept of “do-it-yourself” airline food. 1.2460 0.04739 126 101 19 6
1525 One day I realized it makes quite a good fidget device. 1.2460 0.04603 126 100 21 5
1526 I'm using high-altitude flour. 1.2460 0.04319 126 98 25 3
1527 It's pie-on-the-fly 1.2460 0.03852 126 95 31 0
1528 I figured I’d get some work done on the flight. 1.2460 0.04739 126 101 19 6
1529 They better not be out of tomato juice. 1.2460 0.04463 126 99 23 4
1530 I have very specific dietary needs. 1.2460 0.04463 126 99 23 4
1531 Of course you can have pie in the sky, if you have the dough. 1.2460 0.04739 126 101 19 6
1532 I'm trying to prove that the higher you throw it, the better the crust. 1.2460 0.04463 126 99 23 4
1533 Why yes, I was subjected to additional screening? How did you know? 1.2460 0.04603 126 100 21 5
1534 To sit in First Class required more dough. 1.2460 0.04169 126 97 27 2
1535 I really should have bought the meal plan. 1.2460 0.04739 126 101 19 6
1536 You think extra leg room is expensive... 1.2460 0.04603 126 100 21 5
1537 Pizza's always better when you toss it up in the air. 1.2460 0.04739 126 101 19 6
1538 I'm learning to make pizza. What are you doing on your laptop? 1.2460 0.04014 126 96 29 1
1539 It's part of our pie in the sky promotion 1.2460 0.04319 126 98 25 3
1540 We're out of the no-pie zone. 1.2460 0.04014 126 96 29 1
1541 The head chef told me I need to practice tossing it in the air. 1.2460 0.04603 126 100 21 5
1542 It's the only way to get the dough to rise high enough. 1.2460 0.04603 126 100 21 5
1543 I am superstitious. As long as it is in the air, so are we. 1.2460 0.04463 126 99 23 4
1544 I guess I did take him too literally when he asked if I had the dough to fly 1.2460 0.04739 126 101 19 6
1545 Air pockets are my friend. 1.2460 0.04319 126 98 25 3
1546 It’s ‘Iron Chef - Airline Pretzel Edition’. 1.2459 0.04701 122 97 20 5
1547 Ever since then I started packing my own lunch. 1.2459 0.04701 122 97 20 5
1548 Work trips, am I right? 1.2459 0.04555 122 96 22 4
1549 I’m going for the record ...highest pizza toss 1.2459 0.04084 122 93 28 1
1550 I'm not doing this to relax, I'm on a deadline! 1.2459 0.04843 122 98 18 6
1551 Who doesn't like an in-flight pizza? 1.2459 0.04403 122 95 24 3
1552 The recipe said to let the dough rise. 1.2459 0.04403 122 95 24 3
1553 They're trying a new seat-to-tray menu in Coach. 1.2441 0.04432 127 100 23 4
1554 It's part of the "bring your own snacks" thing. 1.2441 0.04432 127 100 23 4
1555 Because I'm in training, their food is terrible, and there's nothing about this in the rules. 1.2441 0.04571 127 101 21 5
1556 You're probably wondering why I'm not in first class the way I toss around my dough. 1.2441 0.04289 127 99 25 3
1557 I'm thinking of calling it "pie in the sky". 1.2441 0.04571 127 101 21 5
1558 I figured for the prices they charge for food on flights these days... 1.2441 0.04706 127 102 19 6
1559 I recently found out from a genetic test that I'm 2.9% Italian. 1.2441 0.04706 127 102 19 6
1560 I'm using a high altitude recipe. 1.2439 0.04217 123 95 26 2
1561 I'd share but they only allowed me to carry on four ounces of sauce. 1.2439 0.04667 123 98 20 5
1562 Let's hope this is the only thing that goes into a flat spin. 1.2439 0.04667 123 98 20 5
1563 Working during my commute gives me a big head start on the day ahead. 1.2439 0.04522 123 97 22 4
1564 The TSA took away my laptop. 1.2439 0.04808 123 99 18 6
1565 I couldn't stand the heat. 1.2439 0.04667 123 98 20 5
1566 It's amazing how productive I am when I'm not constantly being interrupted. 1.2439 0.04944 123 100 16 7
1567 I just can't eat airline food. 1.2439 0.04808 123 99 18 6
1568 What's the deal with airline food? For one, it's always a toss up! 1.2439 0.04667 123 98 20 5
1569 When they said the restaurant would take off, I didn't think they meant literally. 1.2439 0.04522 123 97 22 4
1570 Twenty one thousand six hundred twenty four,twenty one thousand six hundred twenty five,twenty one thousand six hundred twenty six,tw... 1.2439 0.04522 123 97 22 4
1571 The secret is to really let the dough rise. 1.2439 0.04372 123 96 24 3
1572 I hold the record for keeping it in the air longest. 1.2439 0.04667 123 98 20 5
1573 Fasten your seatbelt. I’m about to demonstrate Newton’s third Law of Motion 1.2439 0.04944 123 100 16 7
1574 All my dough is tossed up to about 30,000 feet. 1.2439 0.05207 123 102 12 9
1575 I just needed a letter from my doctor to bring my comfort food on board. 1.2439 0.04372 123 96 24 3
1576 I have to be doing something with my hands. You got any other ideas? 1.2439 0.04217 123 95 26 2
1577 200 more hours and my internship is over 1.2439 0.04667 123 98 20 5
1578 The cabin’s pressure is great for the dough. Also, our customers love how the jet lag ages the pizza so it tastes like their having left overs. It’s the college nostalgia market. 1.2439 0.04808 123 99 18 6
1579 I find plane rides a productive time to get work done. 1.2439 0.04217 123 95 26 2
1580 So I told the TSA guy that it's a non-Newtonian fluid, not a liquid. 1.2439 0.04522 123 97 22 4
1581 I knead to pass the time. 1.2439 0.04372 123 96 24 3
1582 Could you hand me the bag of flour under my seat? 1.2439 0.04667 123 98 20 5
1583 I thought I would take pizza making to the next level. 1.2439 0.04372 123 96 24 3
1584 Has anyone out there seen plaid shirt guy? He was supposed to pick up his order on this flight. 1.2439 0.04372 123 96 24 3
1585 Last week I tried juggling to pass the time on the flight. 1.2439 0.04667 123 98 20 5
1586 The secret to a great crust is New York City water. 1.2439 0.04667 123 98 20 5
1587 You have no idea how much I kneaded this vacation. 1.2439 0.04372 123 96 24 3
1588 I never rely on airplane food. 1.2439 0.04372 123 96 24 3
1589 I’m really good at multi tasking. 1.2439 0.04056 123 94 28 1
1590 Tossing the dough high in the air makes the crust tender. Twenty-five thousand feel is about right." 1.2439 0.04522 123 97 22 4
1591 Just like you, I have trouble leaving work behind. 1.2439 0.04372 123 96 24 3
1592 I'm the emotional therapy chef. 1.2439 0.04522 123 97 22 4
1593 He pays extra to have it delivered fresh to the White House. 1.2439 0.04056 123 94 28 1
1594 Why is it that YOU can bring your work on the plane? 1.2439 0.04056 123 94 28 1
1595 Figured I'd make lunch while waiting for Windows updates 1.2439 0.04808 123 99 18 6
1596 I had a pie-in-the-sky idea that I think will work. 1.2439 0.04217 123 95 26 2
1597 Seems like everyone's working 24-7 nowadays just to make enough dough. 1.2439 0.04808 123 99 18 6
1598 It's my comfort dough; travels with me everywhere. 1.2439 0.04944 123 100 16 7
1599 I’m competing in a contest for highest pizza toss. 1.2439 0.04808 123 99 18 6
1600 The DIY dinner was cheaper. 1.2439 0.04667 123 98 20 5
1601 Yeah, turbulence is rough, but what's really tricky is crossing the Equator. 1.2439 0.05077 123 101 14 8
1602 I know it makes the pizza expensive but this rarified air does such wonderful things for the dough. 1.2439 0.04056 123 94 28 1
1603 I'm working a high altitude crust. 1.2439 0.04217 123 95 26 2
1604 You won't believe the trouble TSA put me through. 1.2439 0.04808 123 99 18 6
1605 The higher in the air you toss it, the better the pizza. 1.2439 0.04808 123 99 18 6
1606 Except we call it the Mile Pie Club 1.2439 0.04808 123 99 18 6
1607 The altitude makes for a fluffier crust. 1.2439 0.04944 123 100 16 7
1608 Sourdough is just a bacterial culture so this is the perfect environment. 1.2439 0.04522 123 97 22 4
1609 Snack pretzels are out. fresh pretzels are in! 1.2439 0.04372 123 96 24 3
1610 It helps with the Anxiety. 1.2439 0.04522 123 97 22 4
1611 When almost in Rome. 1.2437 0.04617 119 94 21 4
1612 My work doesn’t exactly need Wi-fi. 1.2437 0.04617 119 94 21 4
1613 Peanut and gluten free, which is tough at this altitude! 1.2437 0.04128 119 91 27 1
1614 Next flight I should have my emotional support brick oven. 1.2427 0.05248 103 83 15 5
1615 I knead my emotional support 1.2424 0.04992 99 78 18 3
1616 I wish I had enough dough for business class. 1.2422 0.04539 128 102 21 5
1617 I'm on a working vacation. 1.2419 0.04341 124 97 24 3
1618 Would you believe the Guinness record is only 118 1.2419 0.04633 124 99 20 5
1619 This counts as my 'personal item.' 1.2419 0.04908 124 101 16 7
1620 I used to be a Benihana chef but they never let me fly 1.2419 0.04341 124 97 24 3
1621 It's pie in the sky. 1.2419 0.04490 124 98 22 4
1622 The altitude helps with the gluten window 1.2419 0.04633 124 99 20 5
1623 They said to let the dough rise. 1.2419 0.04341 124 97 24 3
1624 Jeff Bezos wanted a New York-style pizza." 1.2419 0.05040 124 102 14 8
1625 It's a gift. I choose not to question it. 1.2419 0.04490 124 98 22 4
1626 Now, it's your turn. 1.2400 0.05341 100 81 14 5
1627 It's for the drop down menu. 1.2400 0.05148 100 80 16 4
1628 I thought this was a working environment. 1.2397 0.04698 121 97 19 5
1629 Well...I only had the ingredients for the high altitude recipe. 1.2397 0.04395 121 95 23 3
1630 I started out walking and chewing gum. 1.2397 0.04698 121 97 19 5
1631 I'll bet you anything that TSA guy was a pineapple person. 1.2397 0.04549 121 96 21 4
1632 I just put it on auto-pilot till my dough rises. 1.2397 0.04843 121 98 17 6
1633 Our Pizza tossing class is having a final today 1.2397 0.04843 121 98 17 6
1634 It has the highest carbon footprint of any pizza out there. 1.2397 0.04549 121 96 21 4
1635 Rush call from the White House. Pizza with baloney. 1.2397 0.04549 121 96 21 4
1636 I'm only average looking, but I do make a lot of dough. 1.2397 0.04698 121 97 19 5
1637 Planes are a great place to get some extra work done.” 1.2397 0.04698 121 97 19 5
1638 Sorry, wood-fired baking is only available in business class or higher. 1.2397 0.04236 121 94 25 2
1639 I bet a guy I could throw a pizza crust over 20,000 feet high. 1.2397 0.04843 121 98 17 6
1640 If you fly first-class, you get toppings. 1.2397 0.04843 121 98 17 6
1641 After our best customer moved two thousand miles away we started thinking outside the box. 1.2397 0.04698 121 97 19 5
1642 The Parapetic school of philosophy dates from 335 B.C. I have been a practitioner since high school. 1.2397 0.04983 121 99 15 7
1643 Don’t ask. 1.2397 0.04549 121 96 21 4
1644 Actually, my plans are up in the air right now. 1.2397 0.04549 121 96 21 4
1645 I’ve gotten so much work done on this flight. 1.2397 0.04236 121 94 25 2
1646 I can flip the pizza with the seat belt on or off. 1.2397 0.04698 121 97 19 5
1647 Delivery in 5 hours or less or it is free. 1.2397 0.04698 121 97 19 5
1648 It's my fidget spinner when I fly 1.2397 0.04236 121 94 25 2
1649 Believe it or not, I'm a pizza cook. 1.2397 0.04983 121 99 15 7
1650 Airplanes are one of the few places where I can work without all of the distractions. 1.2397 0.04698 121 97 19 5
1651 No, I'm Irish. 1.2397 0.04983 121 99 15 7
1652 You think this is something? Watch how I bake it! 1.2397 0.04549 121 96 21 4
1653 I'm sorry pineapple on pizza is just plain wrong. 1.2397 0.04983 121 99 15 7
1654 I thought I'd rise to the occasion 1.2397 0.04236 121 94 25 2
1655 Can you believe these ‘low cost’ airlines?! I have to make lunch for the crew, since I checked a bag .. 1.2397 0.04549 121 96 21 4
1656 I'm not sure; everything's up in the air at the moment. 1.2397 0.04983 121 99 15 7
1657 SkyMall Pizza? 1.2397 0.05119 121 100 13 8
1658 There’s less dough in coach 1.2397 0.04549 121 96 21 4
1659 It’s hard for me to let go of work. 1.2397 0.04549 121 96 21 4
1660 I always try to get a little work done on the long flights. 1.2397 0.04549 121 96 21 4
1661 I used to be a slave to electronics like you. 1.2397 0.04843 121 98 17 6
1662 I figured I would get some work done on the flight home. 1.2397 0.04549 121 96 21 4
1663 At this altitude, you don't gain weight. 1.2397 0.04843 121 98 17 6
1664 I guess you think I'm a weirdough. 1.2397 0.04698 121 97 19 5
1665 Actually it's silly putty and almost big enough to make a copy of the inflight magazine 1.2396 0.04623 96 74 21 1
1666 Well, you did say, ‘To go.’ 1.2393 0.04485 117 92 22 3
1667 For our coast-to-coast deliveries, if it’s not there within 7 hours, it’s free. 1.2393 0.04143 117 90 26 1
1668 I need to practice for a job interview. 1.2393 0.04646 117 93 20 4
1669 This is the only way to get your dough to rise. 1.2393 0.04646 117 93 20 4
1670 Yes. Yeast is one way of making it rise. 1.2393 0.04646 117 93 20 4
1671 Oh This? Its just pie in the sky. 1.2393 0.04485 117 92 22 3
1672 I used to be a science teacher" 1.2393 0.04802 117 94 18 5
1673 On the Endeavour, it just keeps going up. 1.2393 0.03961 117 89 28 0
1674 Well, you did order it “to go”! 1.2377 0.04664 122 98 19 5
1675 Don't look now, but I think that's Simon Cowell. 1.2373 0.04286 118 92 24 2
1676 I am constantly searching and studying air pressure for the perfect thin crust 1.2373 0.05061 118 97 14 7
1677 I’m trying to bring delivery to new heights. 1.2373 0.04915 118 96 16 6
1678 It's not fair, no one complains when you work on your laptop. 1.2373 0.04451 118 93 22 3
1679 You also traveling for business?” 1.2373 0.04611 118 94 20 4
1680 Yes, pizza for dinner because I spent all my money on leg room and a second bag 1.2373 0.03933 118 90 28 0
1681 Why am I doing this? It's on a knead to know basis. 1.2373 0.04766 118 95 18 5
1682 I used to toss my cookies. 1.2373 0.04451 118 93 22 3
1683 It's actually rubber. I haven't had anyone use my arm rest since I started using it. 1.2373 0.04766 118 95 18 5
1684 They would've charged me more dough to sit up front. 1.2373 0.04766 118 95 18 5
1685 It feels nice to knock out some billable hours while in the air. 1.2373 0.04766 118 95 18 5
1686 It's my own form of stress management. 1.2373 0.04915 118 96 16 6
1687 You probably should close that laptop for the fajitas. 1.2373 0.04915 118 96 16 6
1688 Look on the bright side - I could have been a fire juggler! 1.2373 0.04113 118 91 26 1
1689 It's our new ad campaign: Made Fresh and Delivered Anywhere in the World. 1.2373 0.04915 118 96 16 6
1690 They always said my dreams were pie-in-the-sky, but now see where I am. 1.2373 0.04451 118 93 22 3
1691 Yeah... my career is really up in the air at the moment. 1.2373 0.04915 118 96 16 6
1692 Heads, you stay where you are. Tails, I get the aisle seat" 1.2373 0.05202 118 98 12 8
1693 Chicago just wasn't a good fit for me. 1.2373 0.04113 118 91 26 1
1694 This emotional support dough works as well as a dog 1.2373 0.04915 118 96 16 6
1695 Mr. Musk maintains that a pressurized cabin at 35,000 feet provides just the right conditions for getting the perfect texture for a pizza dough. 1.2373 0.04451 118 93 22 3
1696 Don't judge me. This is my emotional support pizza dough. 1.2373 0.04286 118 92 24 2
1697 I've found if I use enough semolina, it won't stick to the ceiling. 1.2373 0.04915 118 96 16 6
1698 Then i sit on it for six hours 'til it's ready ~ you want a slice? 1.2373 0.05202 118 98 12 8
1699 Now Joe could legitimately advertise his 30,000 foot high pizza. 1.2373 0.04611 118 94 20 4
1700 They live in LA, but crave New York-style. 1.2373 0.04915 118 96 16 6
1701 It's probably hard to believe, but I've always been a bit different! 1.2373 0.04915 118 96 16 6
1702 I’ve always wanted to visit Europe and now, finally, I’ve got the dough. 1.2373 0.04611 118 94 20 4
1703 From my perspective, it's a toss-up. 1.2373 0.05061 118 97 14 7
1704 Please Google " what to do with tossed pizza dough when have no pan, oven, plate?" 1.2373 0.04611 118 94 20 4
1705 The trick is to wait for the air pockets and spare the wrists. 1.2373 0.04113 118 91 26 1
1706 Actually, the smaller overhead bins have been really good for me. 1.2373 0.04766 118 95 18 5
1707 You would think so, but I find it's quite the conversation starter. 1.2373 0.04451 118 93 22 3
1708 Management recently started paying our commute time. 1.2373 0.04451 118 93 22 3
1709 It’s getting tougher to get the ingredients through security. 1.2373 0.04611 118 94 20 4
1710 My boss needs to rethink this whole delivery thing. 1.2373 0.04611 118 94 20 4
1711 I prefer the comfort of pizza to pets. 1.2373 0.04611 118 94 20 4
1712 Sometimes dough doesn't guarantee first class. 1.2373 0.04766 118 95 18 5
1713 They haven't thrown me off the plane yet cause I'm white. 1.2373 0.04915 118 96 16 6
1714 Baking at high altitude is harder than it looks 1.2373 0.04611 118 94 20 4
1715 OMG. The guy behind me has been tossing a friggin’ pizza and singing ‘That’s Amore’ for almost two hours now! 1.2373 0.05061 118 97 14 7
1716 I provide farm-to-traytable service. 1.2373 0.04611 118 94 20 4
1717 In Boulder we call this a "Mile High." 1.2373 0.04611 118 94 20 4
1718 And they say working remotely would hurt my productivity. 1.2373 0.04286 118 92 24 2
1719 It doesn't count as a carry on. 1.2373 0.04451 118 93 22 3
1720 Yeah, emotional support pizza is pretty common, I make a killing after the drink cart passes. 1.2373 0.04286 118 92 24 2
1721 I'm OK as long as I maintain its moment of inertia and angular acceleration around a single perpendicular axis. If I don't, I get in trouble with Newton's Second Law for Rotation. Especially if someone asks for anchovies. 1.2373 0.04766 118 95 18 5
1722 They put you in the back of the plane in a middle seat and expect you to be able to work. 1.2373 0.04286 118 92 24 2
1723 Actually, everything I do is pie in the sky. 1.2373 0.05202 118 98 12 8
1724 Sorry, to get that you have to upgrade your seat to the "Economy Plus Gluten-free" section. 1.2373 0.04451 118 93 22 3
1725 Think of it as UberEats 2.0 1.2373 0.04451 118 93 22 3
1726 Actually, it's my registered emotional support device. 1.2373 0.04915 118 96 16 6
1727 We call it the "Mile-High-Pie Club". 1.2373 0.05061 118 97 14 7
1728 It's part of our new premium delivery service 1.2371 0.05238 97 78 15 4
1729 I like to bring my work with me also when I commute. 1.2368 0.04370 114 89 23 2
1730 This is much easier than milking a cow. 1.2368 0.04189 114 88 25 1
1731 If it's not there in five-and-a-half hours with a short layover in Minneapolis, it's free. 1.2368 0.04874 114 92 17 5
1732 Of course, relativity tells us that if the Captain were to bank hard left or right, you or headphone guy here would get a pie in the face. 1.2368 0.04370 114 89 23 2
1733 Business Class Has Its Advantages. 1.2368 0.04370 114 89 23 2
1734 Quiet vigilance just doesn't cut it for Air Marshals these days. 1.2353 0.04730 119 96 18 5
1735 Please don’t think i’m rude, i’ve just got a lot of work to get done between Chicago and New York. 1.2353 0.04730 119 96 18 5
1736 This is the easy part, getting through security....... 1.2353 0.05022 119 98 14 7
1737 Airplane rides are a pizza cake! 1.2353 0.05246 102 83 14 5
1738 This was the only way TSA would let me bring NY style pizza back home. 1.2353 0.04418 119 94 22 3
1739 I specialize in unrealistic business plans. 1.2333 0.04984 120 99 14 7
1740 It's my work-at-home day 1.2333 0.04223 120 94 24 2
1741 The delivery game in my line of work is getting more competitive. 1.2328 0.04304 116 91 23 2
1742 This is more than just pie in the sky...it’s also dough on the go! 1.2328 0.04475 116 92 21 3
1743 I love my job 1.2328 0.04640 116 93 19 4
1744 Then my Dad said, "If you really want to make some dough, you should move to the city." 1.2328 0.04798 116 94 17 5
1745 Some people need a comfort pet. I kneed my dough! 1.2328 0.04798 116 94 17 5
1746 Did you say thin crust? 1.2328 0.04798 116 94 17 5
1747 is this what you Americans call a work trip. 1.2328 0.05101 116 96 13 7
1748 I’m sorry, pepperoni is reserved for Business Class only. 1.2328 0.04798 116 94 17 5
1749 We're raising dough for charity. 1.2328 0.04640 116 93 19 4
1750 “I didn’t want to pay the $8.95, for the Italian dinner box.” 1.2328 0.04798 116 94 17 5
1751 ... and in the event of an emergency landing on the water, it can be used as a flotation device. 1.2328 0.04304 116 91 23 2
1752 I knead as I get kneed. 1.2328 0.04640 116 93 19 4
1753 I never know what to do with my hands. 1.2328 0.04304 116 91 23 2
1754 Yes, it really does stay up longer while we are descending. 1.2328 0.04475 116 92 21 3
1755 I've always been accused of being pie in the sky. 1.2328 0.05246 116 97 11 8
1756 You won't laugh when I'm in the Guinness Book of Records for having the highest-rising dough. 1.2328 0.04127 116 90 25 1
1757 I didn't have enough dough to ride first class. 1.2328 0.04798 116 94 17 5
1758 'It's all in the wrists.' 1.2328 0.04640 116 93 19 4
1759 Pepperoni or plane? 1.2328 0.03941 116 89 27 0
1760 ...so that got me to thinking about Galileo's concept of inertia and I just had to give it a try. 1.2328 0.04952 116 95 15 6
1761 What goes up MIGHT come down. 1.2328 0.04475 116 92 21 3
1762 You know, before 9-11 I could cut plane pizza by the slice 1.2328 0.04952 116 95 15 6
1763 The key is to let the dough rise." 1.2328 0.04640 116 93 19 4
1764 Yeah I used to BBQ on the subway. 1.2328 0.05101 116 96 13 7
1765 Then you gotta let the dough rise to 30,000 feet. 1.2328 0.04952 116 95 15 6
1766 I'm moving into haute cuisine. 1.2328 0.04127 116 90 25 1
1767 I get nervous flying. This is my emotional support dough. 1.2328 0.04952 116 95 15 6
1768 I'm taking the food truck concept to a whole new level. 1.2328 0.04798 116 94 17 5
1769 I have the right to work on a flight like everyone else. I have no choice, bread doesn't make itself. 1.2328 0.04640 116 93 19 4
1770 It gives me a pizza mind for the commute. 1.2328 0.04798 116 94 17 5
1771 It's a new type of pressurized cooking. 1.2328 0.04475 116 92 21 3
1772 Do You Want to Know How I Got This through Security? 1.2328 0.03941 116 89 27 0
1773 What's up with United and tossing passengers? 1.2328 0.04640 116 93 19 4
1774 Oh, I don’t know. My business plans are up in the air right now. 1.2328 0.04640 116 93 19 4
1775 Sure there's less leg room, but I save a ton of dough. 1.2328 0.04640 116 93 19 4
1776 And then she complains that I bring my work home with me. 1.2328 0.04798 116 94 17 5
1777 Oh, I thought you said you wanted to join the Mile Pie Club... 1.2328 0.04640 116 93 19 4
1778 Oh yeah? I'm in sales, too, pitching my pie-in-the-sky ideas. 1.2328 0.04798 116 94 17 5
1779 There's no need to wait for the dough to rise. 1.2328 0.05101 116 96 13 7
1780 I get a lighter crust at high altitude. 1.2328 0.04475 116 92 21 3
1781 At some point I'm going to need to borrow your outlet. 1.2328 0.04475 116 92 21 3
1782 It’s a 10,000 hours thing. 1.2328 0.04475 116 92 21 3
1783 I start with three ounces of talcum powder, add 3 ounces of shampoo... 1.2328 0.05246 116 97 11 8
1784 Yes I was a Presidential advisor, but Panera Bread offered me a pention and no jail time! 1.2328 0.05101 116 96 13 7
1785 The yeast helps keep us in the air. 1.2328 0.03941 116 89 27 0
1786 Hand-tossed is much easier with turbulence. 1.2328 0.04304 116 91 23 2
1787 God, I hope there's a brick oven on board, or I'm really going to look silly. 1.2328 0.04304 116 91 23 2
1788 Once you taste the zing the airplane microflora adds, you will never go back to land-tossed pizza! 1.2328 0.04475 116 92 21 3
1789 When we reach 35,000ft email Guinness that I broke the highest pizza toss contest. 1.2328 0.04640 116 93 19 4
1790 The ones in first class are baked. 1.2323 0.04938 99 79 17 3
1791 Call me an optimist -- It's Pie in the Sky. 1.2321 0.04203 112 87 24 1
1792 Hum along if you like: "By the time I get to Phoenix It'll be rising." 1.2321 0.04390 112 88 22 2
1793 Don't you understand? This is flight 314! 1.2321 0.04007 112 86 26 0
1794 I thought joining the Mile Pie Club would have better benefits. 1.2321 0.04570 112 89 20 3
1795 I know—but, hey, no more addiction to my devices. 1.2321 0.04203 112 87 24 1
1796 For the kosher meal, I will prepare matzo balls. 1.2321 0.04203 112 87 24 1
1797 Shh! I'm an undercover boss! 1.2321 0.04570 112 89 20 3
1798 Pizza Pie-In-The-Sky has never really taken off, but I keep trying. 1.2321 0.04007 112 86 26 0
1799 I believe it's called "obsessive compulsive." 1.2321 0.04743 112 90 18 4
1800 I'll flip you for the aisle seat. 1.2321 0.04743 112 90 18 4
1801 Yes, I can see that you're rolling in the dough, so then why aren't you seated in first class? 1.2321 0.04203 112 87 24 1
1802 I find it’s a good time to catch up on work. 1.2308 0.04441 117 93 21 3
1803 I have to adjust for high altitude baking! 1.2308 0.04272 117 92 23 2
1804 Damn Turbulence 1.2308 0.04096 117 91 25 1
1805 The dough rises so much better at this altitude 1.2308 0.04272 117 92 23 2
1806 I like to get a little work done on the flight so I don't waste the morning. 1.2308 0.04272 117 92 23 2
1807 Imagine the hits you'll get on social media when you post this! 1.2308 0.04914 117 96 15 6
1808 The only overhead I have is the dough. 1.2308 0.04604 117 94 19 4
1809 I'm just a Pie in the Sky kinda guy. 1.2308 0.03912 117 90 27 0
1810 I also thought it was weird they asked for a plane pizza. Usually they want at least some toppings. 1.2308 0.04441 117 93 21 3
1811 So I left right in the middle of my shift and hopped the first plane to go get her. 1.2308 0.03912 117 90 27 0
1812 No. You can’t have any. 1.2308 0.04441 117 93 21 3
1813 It's my new marketing meme - "Pie in the Sky!" 1.2308 0.04604 117 94 19 4
1814 I fucking hate airplane food. 1.2308 0.04914 117 96 15 6
1815 Yes, I just got tenure 1.2301 0.05030 113 93 14 6
1816 I said it'd be dry with only 3.4oz of sauce, but you know how they get. 1.2301 0.04705 113 91 18 4
1817 It amazes me that people are continuously fidgeting with their electronics on such a short flight. 1.2301 0.05030 113 93 14 6
1818 Nervous habit. 1.2301 0.04534 113 90 20 3
1819 This way it's tax deductible. 1.2301 0.04870 113 92 16 5
1820 I’ve really been trying to bring my “pie in the sky” ideas to life. 1.2301 0.04705 113 91 18 4
1821 Food's just not the same in Basic Economy. 1.2301 0.04705 113 91 18 4
1822 Better airline service? Pie in the sky. 1.2301 0.04870 113 92 16 5
1823 On flights this long I usually try to get some work done. 1.2301 0.04705 113 91 18 4
1824 Side hustle...I knead the dough. 1.2301 0.04870 113 92 16 5
1825 If we should crash in the ocean, it's a floatation device and carbohydrate source. 1.2301 0.04705 113 91 18 4
1826 It's thirty minutes or less to LaGuardia, right? 1.2301 0.04534 113 90 20 3
1827 I usually book the aisle seat when I know I'm going to be working. 1.2301 0.04356 113 89 22 2
1828 Hey. everyone else is working, So am I ! 1.2301 0.05030 113 93 14 6
1829 My pizza dough is lighter than air. 1.2301 0.04705 113 91 18 4
1830 You don't want to know how I heat it... 1.2301 0.04870 113 92 16 5
1831 You can get so much work done on these long haul flights 1.2301 0.04705 113 91 18 4
1832 For the sake of the person in front of me, I hope we don't stop short! 1.2301 0.04870 113 92 16 5
1833 As long as it doesn't land, I pay for just one seat. 1.2301 0.04534 113 90 20 3
1834 This is HOW much I hate airplane food. 1.2301 0.04534 113 90 20 3
1835 They make me wear the hat. 1.2301 0.04870 113 92 16 5
1836 It's never too soon to prepare for bake off." 1.2301 0.04356 113 89 22 2
1837 Do you like your pizza "plane"? 1.2301 0.04870 113 92 16 5
1838 TSA confiscated my fidget spinner. 1.2301 0.05030 113 93 14 6
1839 If this were your last one ever, with no hope of having another, what would you put on it? 1.2301 0.05030 113 93 14 6
1840 We deliver it fresh anywhere or it's free. 1.2301 0.04356 113 89 22 2
1841 Well, the way I see it, with the infrastructure collapsing every rail commute is a toss up. 1.2301 0.04534 113 90 20 3
1842 My final is today. 1.2301 0.04705 113 91 18 4
1843 Trump wants it fresh at Mar a Lago...do you think he'll tip me?" 1.2301 0.05030 113 93 14 6
1844 I can get a lot of work done on these cross-country flights. 1.2301 0.04870 113 92 16 5
1845 I'm also a performance artist! 1.2301 0.04705 113 91 18 4
1846 I kneaded this. 1.2301 0.04356 113 89 22 2
1847 He: It's vegan, non-GMO, gluten-free, fair-sourced, raw & organic. She: Have you washed your hands? 1.2301 0.04870 113 92 16 5
1848 When I began tossing the pizza to establish a new Guinness record, I had totally forgotten about my trip to Europe. 1.2301 0.04870 113 92 16 5
1849 Better than taking dramamine 1.2301 0.04356 113 89 22 2
1850 My boss insists that we work during business travel. 1.2301 0.04356 113 89 22 2
1851 Actually, turbulence helps. 1.2301 0.04705 113 91 18 4
1852 Since everyone is doing work, I thought I should too 1.2301 0.04870 113 92 16 5
1853 I'm no different than any one else who gets some work done on the plane. 1.2301 0.04705 113 91 18 4
1854 Well Tina If you really want the dough of your pizza to be lighter you better knead it when you are in the air! 1.2301 0.04705 113 91 18 4
1855 i hate this new meal plan 1.2300 0.04894 100 80 17 3
1856 It’s uplifting 1.2300 0.05291 100 82 13 5
1857 Delivery. 1.2300 0.04683 100 79 19 2
1858 Frequent pie-er miles. 1.2294 0.04250 109 85 23 1
1859 I'm on vacation but it's hard for me to leave my work behind. 1.2294 0.04045 109 84 25 0
1860 Flipping a pizza is like cutting onions, lot of people cry when they cannot do it; the trick is not to form an emotional bond 1.2294 0.04250 109 85 23 1
1861 If you ask me, I don't think climate change is a hoax. 1.2288 0.04725 118 96 17 5
1862 They said it was a "pie in the sky" idea... 1.2288 0.04569 118 95 19 4
1863 Were you 'hold the anchovies'? 1.2288 0.04569 118 95 19 4
1864 I'm trying to join the mile pie club. 1.2288 0.04066 118 92 25 1
1865 Our motto here at Pizza Airlines is crispy crust no leg room 1.2288 0.04066 118 92 25 1
1866 We deliver anywhere. 1.2288 0.05022 118 98 13 7
1867 I love when it lands. 1.2288 0.04408 118 94 21 3
1868 I'm taking the "pie-in-the-sky" paradigm to whole new heights... 1.2252 0.04558 111 89 19 3
1869 No, Einstein Bagels is launching pizza pies and proving the theory of Relativity at the same time. 1.2252 0.04375 111 88 21 2
1870 I was watching this cooking show on YouTube - and then this great ad for discount airline tickets appeared on the screen. 1.2252 0.04558 111 89 19 3
1871 Retirement from my pizza company is proving more challenging than I envisaged. 1.2252 0.04735 111 90 17 4
1872 It's so much easier here compared to the helicopter 1.2252 0.04735 111 90 17 4
1873 Sometimes I feel like i'm the only one working in business class 1.2252 0.04375 111 88 21 2
1874 I’m sad it’s over, but when she said my ideas were nothing but pie in the sky, something clicked. 1.2252 0.04735 111 90 17 4
1875 it's my last shot at the Guinness Book of World Records 1.2252 0.04735 111 90 17 4
1876 I detest the food in coach, so I bring my own. 1.2252 0.04904 111 91 15 5
1877 You wanna join the Mile "Pie" Club? 1.2252 0.04735 111 90 17 4
1878 My wife says I work too much. 1.2252 0.04375 111 88 21 2
1879 It's a way to make some extra dough. 1.2252 0.05228 111 93 11 7
1880 I always feel left out when everyone else brings their work on the flight. 1.2252 0.04558 111 89 19 3
1881 Do you happen to know who ordered the plain? 1.2252 0.04904 111 91 15 5
1882 The tricky part is putting on the sauce and the cheese. 1.2252 0.04558 111 89 19 3
1883 "Sorry if this is bothering you. It's just for a minute. It relaxes me at takeoff. 1.2252 0.04183 111 87 23 1
1884 Turbulence makes it easier. 1.2252 0.04375 111 88 21 2
1885 Your pizza will be ready shortly. 1.2252 0.04735 111 90 17 4
1886 You get blueberries in it in first class. 1.2252 0.04735 111 90 17 4
1887 I take my work with me when I travel, too. 1.2252 0.03983 111 86 25 0
1888 I've found that using this venue results in some interesting new toppings. 1.2252 0.04735 111 90 17 4
1889 You see, the key to a good rise is altitude. 1.2252 0.05228 111 93 11 7
1890 I can only make a plain. The pepperoni got bumped to another flight. 1.2252 0.04183 111 87 23 1
1891 So I argued that it isn't actually a carry on and I need more than 3 oz. of liquid for a good crust. They bought it! 1.2252 0.05069 111 92 13 6
1892 Landing is the hardest thing! 1.2252 0.05069 111 92 13 6
1893 Who orders a plane pizza? 1.2252 0.04375 111 88 21 2
1894 Of course when we get to Australia I’ll start flipping counter-clockwise. 1.2252 0.05069 111 92 13 6
1895 I've always dreamed of making a pie in the sky 1.2252 0.04735 111 90 17 4
1896 Yes, we have just opened our delivery service to Rome. 1.2252 0.04735 111 90 17 4
1897 ...And that is where i came up with the concept for mile high pizza. 1.2252 0.04558 111 89 19 3
1898 I have trouble leaving work behind at the office. 1.2252 0.04904 111 91 15 5
1899 Watch out...the garlic and tomatoes are simmering under your seat! 1.2252 0.04558 111 89 19 3
1900 That's when I realized, dang it all to heck about what Barb and Poppy think, you're a pizza chef trapped in a former president's body! 1.2252 0.05069 111 92 13 6
1901 I'm saving a ton of money by making my own airplane meal. 1.2252 0.04558 111 89 19 3
1902 It’s truly a plane pizzs 1.2252 0.03983 111 86 25 0
1903 I absolutely loathe the "food" they serve on the plane. 1.2252 0.04735 111 90 17 4
1904 I'm testing a recipe for high altitude conditions. 1.2252 0.04375 111 88 21 2
1905 Unfortunately, I had to check my wood brick oven! 1.2252 0.04904 111 91 15 5
1906 I can't say much about the legroom in Economy these days, but the headroom is great! 1.2252 0.03983 111 86 25 0
1907 It's either this or tossing cookies. 1.2252 0.04735 111 90 17 4
1908 Good thing they have no rules about "comfort food." 1.2252 0.04375 111 88 21 2
1909 You think you got job pressure? If I have to take a later flight out of Denver, it's free. 1.2252 0.04735 111 90 17 4
1910 This is our Extreme High Rise Pizza. 1.2252 0.04735 111 90 17 4
1911 ♪♪ Sky pizza in flight, afternoon delight… ♪♪ 1.2252 0.05069 111 92 13 6
1912 This is the only way I can maintain my sanity, since I'm not aisle or window. 1.2252 0.04735 111 90 17 4
1913 I may be in the wrong business for a working vacation 1.2252 0.04558 111 89 19 3
1914 Calms m’nerves whenever flying. Took it up when I quit smoking... 1.2252 0.04735 111 90 17 4
1915 Everyone works on Flight 505. 1.2252 0.04904 111 91 15 5
1916 I hope you like flatbread because they confiscated my sauce at security. 1.2252 0.04558 111 89 19 3
1917 Oh yeah, I have to practice three times a day to retain the muscle memory. 1.2252 0.04735 111 90 17 4
1918 I'm not a chef--it's a service pizza. 1.2252 0.04904 111 91 15 5
1919 Yeah, well you’re profile didnt say you were so judgemental 1.2252 0.04735 111 90 17 4
1920 We deliver fresh, anywhere, anytime. 1.2252 0.04558 111 89 19 3
1921 I'm sort of up in the air about whether to make it "plane" or pepperoni. 1.2252 0.04735 111 90 17 4
1922 It should be ready by Reykjavik.” 1.2252 0.04558 111 89 19 3
1923 Sadly, we failed to account for the ol' TSA in our "30 minutes or less" guarantee. 1.2252 0.04375 111 88 21 2
1924 I'm here to distract you to the fact that there are no toilets on this flight. 1.2252 0.05069 111 92 13 6
1925 It’ll come down when our parabolic arc is compete. 1.2252 0.04735 111 90 17 4
1926 I've got all this dough and still couldn't afford first class. 1.2252 0.04375 111 88 21 2
1927 I told the baggage handler I just had brain surgery. 1.2252 0.04904 111 91 15 5
1928 If you want deep dish, you have to go to business class. 1.2252 0.04183 111 87 23 1
1929 I've tried everything to get my dough to rise. 1.2252 0.04558 111 89 19 3
1930 because this is all I know how to do... 1.2252 0.05069 111 92 13 6
1931 I couldn't stand the heat, so the kitchen was simply not an option" 1.2252 0.05069 111 92 13 6
1932 My career is somewhat up in the air at the moment. 1.2252 0.04558 111 89 19 3
1933 I don't like Air Plane food. 1.2252 0.04904 111 91 15 5
1934 I get a lot of work done on the plane. 1.2252 0.04375 111 88 21 2
1935 In-flight meals and entertainment have really improved. 1.2252 0.04558 111 89 19 3
1936 The more air the crispier the crust. 1.2252 0.04735 111 90 17 4
1937 You're just trying to get a rise out of the other passengers. 1.2252 0.04904 111 91 15 5
1938 Can you watch this while I run to the bathroom? 1.2252 0.04735 111 90 17 4
1939 Actually, it's "Comfort Yeast." 1.2252 0.04735 111 90 17 4
1940 Nothing like a long flight to catch up on some work, huh? 1.2252 0.04183 111 87 23 1
1941 They key to good dough is letting it rise properly. 32,000 feet is about right. 1.2252 0.05069 111 92 13 6
1942 He’s visiting his cousin Poppin’ Fresh. 1.2252 0.04375 111 88 21 2
1943 What goes up, crust come down 1.2252 0.05069 111 92 13 6
1944 The bastards made me gate-check the oven, so I really don’t have a choice, do I? 1.2252 0.04183 111 87 23 1
1945 I bet someone I could set a new record for throwing pizza dough higher than anyone else has. 1.2252 0.04558 111 89 19 3
1946 It’s my comfort pizza. 1.2252 0.04183 111 87 23 1
1947 Don’t worry. These planes really do fly themselves. 1.2252 0.04904 111 91 15 5
1948 I tried a cake last flight, but it fell due to turbulence. 1.2252 0.04904 111 91 15 5
1949 Sure, the Air Marshals get all the press, but have you heard about anyone starving to death on a plane since 9/11? 1.2252 0.04735 111 90 17 4
1950 It sure beats tossing my cookies. 1.2252 0.03983 111 86 25 0
1951 I'm old enough to remember when you weren't expected to work the entire flight. 1.2252 0.04735 111 90 17 4
1952 The airflow at this altitude reduces the stickiness and results in an extra crispy crust. You just won't get this type of pie at the national chains. 1.2252 0.04558 111 89 19 3
1953 You should know there’s a Domino’s sign on the top of the plane. 1.2245 0.04925 98 79 16 3
1954 This is easy--as long as the pilot keeps the plane in this zero gravity dive. 1.2245 0.05135 98 80 14 4
1955 The best pizza dough rises to the occasion. 1.2243 0.04263 107 84 22 1
1956 These long flights are a great chance to catch up on work 1.2243 0.04466 107 85 20 2
1957 It helps the dough rise faster. 1.2243 0.04466 107 85 20 2
1958 I tried telecommuting, but I think I'll be happier working back at the restaurant. 1.2243 0.04466 107 85 20 2
1959 Yeah, I also have some work I need to get done. 1.2243 0.04844 107 87 16 4
1960 I tell you Janet, you should stop taking your work home with you. 1.2243 0.04051 107 83 24 0
1961 I'm going to have to do a sales job. The guy in row 3 wanted pepperoni, but all I've got is plain cheese. 1.2243 0.04263 107 84 22 1
1962 I usually wait until the fasten seatbelt signs are off... 1.2243 0.04263 107 84 22 1
1963 These days we all take our work with us. 1.2243 0.04051 107 83 24 0
1964 They agreed to waive my bag fee if I made everyone pretzels. 1.2243 0.04844 107 87 16 4
1965 I'm testing a new business idea. It's called Pie in the Sky. 1.2243 0.04466 107 85 20 2
1966 I’m auditioning for a spot to flip in the Trump administration 1.2243 0.04466 107 85 20 2
1967 Yup, just walked right on through screening. 1.2243 0.04263 107 84 22 1
1968 Inside joke - the mile high club - for pizza tossing 1.2243 0.04263 107 84 22 1
1969 It's a service pizza. If we hit turbulense, I'll make a stromboli. 1.2243 0.04659 107 86 18 3
1970 I like to bring my own food. 1.2243 0.04051 107 83 24 0
1971 I find working on flights really helps pass the time. 1.2243 0.04659 107 86 18 3
1972 I didn't realize it was self-rising 1.2243 0.04263 107 84 22 1
1973 It’s a giant Xanax 1.2243 0.04659 107 86 18 3
1974 Staff do fly free but now only during working hours. 1.2243 0.04263 107 84 22 1
1975 I'm practicing for my pielot's license. 1.2234 0.05273 94 77 13 4
1976 Flying pizza delivery. I'd like an aisle seat. 1.2234 0.05052 94 76 15 3
1977 That’s a real pie in the sky idea. 1.2234 0.04820 94 75 17 2
1978 I make a lotta dough. 1.2222 0.04804 108 88 16 4
1979 When the moon hits your eye like a big pizza pie, that's just your gluten-free commute to Ronkonkoma. 1.2222 0.04804 108 88 16 4
1980 Want to join the mile-pie club? 1.2222 0.04229 108 85 22 1
1981 On longer flights I make pastries. 1.2222 0.04981 108 89 14 5
1982 Surprise! You've been bumped up to Pepperoni Class. 1.2222 0.04229 108 85 22 1
1983 Lots of people do homework at the last minute. 1.2222 0.04620 108 87 18 3
1984 Better this than my cookies. 1.2222 0.04229 108 85 22 1
1985 How did you know we delivered everywhere? 1.2222 0.04019 108 84 24 0
1986 Fortunately I got upgraded, but the oven is stuck back in coach. 1.2222 0.04620 108 87 18 3
1987 Does it pay well? Yeah, I make a lot of... oh God, just kill me. 1.2222 0.04981 108 89 14 5
1988 Everything just feels up in the air at this point. 1.2222 0.05151 108 90 12 6
1989 Work just never ends, you know? 1.2222 0.04804 108 88 16 4
1990 Working during the flight makes the time pass so quickly, don't you think? 1.2222 0.04981 108 89 14 5
1991 I'm a nervous flier so my doctor said to do something that relaxes me. 1.2222 0.04804 108 88 16 4
1992 It’s on my bucket list. 1.2222 0.04620 108 87 18 3
1993 SkyChefs went on strike, so the crew chief pulled me from La Familiga on 110th and Broadway. 1.2222 0.04429 108 86 20 2
1994 Hey some people have relief dogs, I got my relief dough 1.2222 0.04981 108 89 14 5
1995 I really kneaded this. 1.2222 0.04620 108 87 18 3
1996 I hope you like plane bagels. 1.2222 0.04429 108 86 20 2
1997 The whole process makes for a lighter, crispier crust. 1.2222 0.04019 108 84 24 0
1998 That's amore! 1.2222 0.04396 117 94 20 3
1999 We are a “fly by night” operation. 1.2222 0.04804 108 88 16 4
2000 Eight feet was the previous record. 1.2222 0.04620 108 87 18 3
2001 Another 3 hours and I have the record 1.2222 0.04229 108 85 22 1
2002 Yes, to speed the dough rising, I ask the pilot to dive! 1.2222 0.05151 108 90 12 6
2003 Fly the friendly pies. 1.2222 0.04429 108 86 20 2
2004 I'm a little light on dough! 1.2222 0.04229 108 85 22 1
2005 You'd never believe the weirdo's I usually have to sit next to when I fly.. 1.2222 0.04804 108 88 16 4
2006 Did you know pizza dough doubles as a flotation device? 1.2222 0.05151 108 90 12 6
2007 So I say to the candlestick maker, this time I am going to book my own travel. 1.2222 0.04620 108 87 18 3
2008 ...and I make lasagna on the return flight. 1.2222 0.04804 108 88 16 4
2009 The hardest part is getting the Ragu past security. 1.2222 0.04429 108 86 20 2
2010 For me it's like a security blanket 1.2212 0.04089 104 81 23 0
2011 I hope you're ok with raw dough. The pizza oven was confiscated. 1.2212 0.04523 104 83 19 2
2012 Changes in air pressure are the secret ingredient in my ultra crispy crust! 1.2212 0.04523 104 83 19 2
2013 It's what I dough. It's what I knead. 1.2212 0.04523 104 83 19 2
2014 This is the best in-flight entertainment you'll ever get. 1.2212 0.04918 104 85 15 4
2015 And if I don't get there in thirty minutes or less, I'm in real trouble. 1.2212 0.04725 104 84 17 3
2016 The pizza rises with the plane. 1.2212 0.04089 104 81 23 0
2017 You know what? They just keep making these seats smaller and smaller. 1.2212 0.04523 104 83 19 2
2018 I thought they said give pizza chance. 1.2212 0.04523 104 83 19 2
2019 It’s gonna be a plain pizza—I don’t have mushroom. 1.2212 0.04312 104 82 21 1
2020 They said I kneaded more dough to sit first class!" 1.2212 0.04312 104 82 21 1
2021 My friend said, "Don't toss your cookies." So I thought I would try this instead. 1.2212 0.05105 104 86 13 5
2022 Oh, I used to be all thumbs. 1.2212 0.04725 104 84 17 3
2023 Customs will never check your carry-on for take-out. 1.2212 0.04312 104 82 21 1
2024 Remember when a person could leave their work behind at the office? 1.2212 0.04089 104 81 23 0
2025 Some say I take the rising process too seriously... 1.2212 0.04312 104 82 21 1
2026 Want to join the mile high pizza club? 1.2212 0.04725 104 84 17 3
2027 It's like an emotional support animal only doughier. 1.2212 0.04089 104 81 23 0
2028 Yes, as a two-dimensional character, I am able to keep this pizza suspended in mid air... indefinitely. 1.2212 0.04523 104 83 19 2
2029 I have a peanut allergy. 1.2212 0.04523 104 83 19 2
2030 I like to travel with some extra dough on me." 1.2212 0.04523 104 83 19 2
2031 You’d be surprised how effective it is in overcoming “fear of flying.” 1.2211 0.05004 95 77 15 3
2032 Move to the suburbs, they said. You can work on the train, they said. 1.2182 0.04545 110 89 18 3
2033 Few people don't know this, but we were the first "Mile-high club." 1.2178 0.04794 101 82 16 3
2034 We are now officially in the 'Mile Pie Club.' 1.2178 0.04361 101 80 20 1
2035 And what kind of sauce would you like on your personal inflight pizza? 1.2178 0.04361 101 80 20 1
2036 Remote work is a benefit in so many industries these days. 1.2178 0.04794 101 82 16 3
2037 I do work from home a lot these days. 1.2178 0.04361 101 80 20 1
2038 Only the take off and landing are tricky 1.2174 0.04592 92 73 18 1
2039 If you think this is high wait for the turbulence! 1.2174 0.05315 92 76 12 4
2040 To be sure, my mom always thought my childhood dream was pie in the sky. 1.2170 0.04240 106 84 21 1
2041 At this point my dreams of becoming a pilot are just pie in the sky 1.2170 0.05017 106 88 13 5
2042 The crust is best when tossed at above thirty thousand feet. 1.2170 0.04834 106 87 15 4
2043 Do you want extra cheese? 1.2170 0.04240 106 84 21 1
2044 You should see me juggle. This is a piece of cake. 1.2170 0.04834 106 87 15 4
2045 I'm practicing mindfulness. 1.2170 0.04023 106 83 23 0
2046 You wouldn't believe what they wanted to charge for a carry-on with no toppings! 1.2170 0.04645 106 86 17 3
2047 Turbulence helps." 1.2170 0.04645 106 86 17 3
2048 I liked the fast-risin' crust they made for Laura and me in the White House. So I thought, what better way to get a crust fast and risin' ... 1.2170 0.05017 106 88 13 5
2049 Wait 'til you see how it rises when I depressurize the cabin. 1.2170 0.05017 106 88 13 5
2050 Damn TSA has confiscated my fidget spinner again! 1.2170 0.04645 106 86 17 3
2051 I’m looking for ways to make dough rise even if you’re not in the White House. 1.2170 0.04834 106 87 15 4
2052 It's the iPizza XS 1.2170 0.04645 106 86 17 3
2053 the higher you throw it the better the pizza is,so here I am. 1.2170 0.04645 106 86 17 3
2054 Believe me, it's hard to make a good dough with only 3.4 ounces of water! 1.2170 0.04447 106 85 19 2
2055 And dont forget to adjust your oven temperature for high-altitude baking... 1.2170 0.04645 106 86 17 3
2056 It’s Chicago style, I had a layover in O’Hare. 1.2170 0.04447 106 85 19 2
2057 They were going to pour out all of my sauce at security so I just ate it. 1.2170 0.04834 106 87 15 4
2058 I am just practicing. 1.2170 0.05017 106 88 13 5
2059 The concept is called Coast to Coast Pizza. The only toppings offered are pretzels and peanuts, though. 1.2170 0.04447 106 85 19 2
2060 On this flight? Hawiian, of course! 1.2170 0.04447 106 85 19 2
2061 Oh sure. It's funny until someone looses a pie. 1.2170 0.04645 106 86 17 3
2062 If we're flying to Chicago I'm going to need more ingredients. 1.2170 0.04240 106 84 21 1
2063 Now I am a member of the mile pie club. 1.2170 0.04645 106 86 17 3
2064 Wanna go fuck in the washroom? 1.2170 0.04023 106 83 23 0
2065 The oven has its seat in economy comfort. You said pepperoni and mushroom, right? 1.2170 0.04447 106 85 19 2
2066 I'm trying out some high-altitude flour. 1.2170 0.04645 106 86 17 3
2067 And, delivery is free 1.2170 0.04834 106 87 15 4
2068 Personally, I don’t mind long flights - it gives me a chance to catch up on my work. 1.2170 0.04447 106 85 19 2
2069 If I can just make more dough, we’ll fly first class next time. 1.2170 0.04645 106 86 17 3
2070 Gotta let it rise. 1.2170 0.05017 106 88 13 5
2071 Order me a salad,please. 1.2170 0.04645 106 86 17 3
2072 My caption is for the issue I just received, Sept. 10th, stop getting ahead of the delivery! The caption for the couple on the beach should be: "It's nice out here on the roof." The cartoons you are choosing are worse than the captions submitted. 1.2170 0.05363 106 90 9 7
2073 It's high rise dough. 1.2170 0.05017 106 88 13 5
2074 First Class gets jet baked with everything. Business Class no anchovies, no garlic. 1.2170 0.04447 106 85 19 2
2075 I won 1st prize in Peoria. 1.2170 0.05017 106 88 13 5
2076 Never mind that I'm sitting here. My pizza's strictly first-class. 1.2170 0.05017 106 88 13 5
2077 4 years at Italian University, my dad will be proud when he sees this. 1.2170 0.04447 106 85 19 2
2078 Fuck you, Papa John 1.2170 0.05017 106 88 13 5
2079 When we get to cruising altitude I can just hold it on my lap. 1.2170 0.04447 106 85 19 2
2080 I'm a crazy not so rich American living my fantasy of rolling in dough. 1.2170 0.05017 106 88 13 5
2081 It's artisan. I even deliver. 1.2170 0.04834 106 87 15 4
2082 When I'm nervous I make pizzas. 1.2170 0.04645 106 86 17 3
2083 mama mia, the yeast is REALLY rising now! 1.2170 0.05017 106 88 13 5
2084 There's a lot that's up in the air right now. 1.2170 0.04447 106 85 19 2
2085 If I had any extra dough, I wouldn't be flying coach. 1.2170 0.04447 106 85 19 2
2086 15 minute fresh pizza delivery or it's free- I'm on the international shift. 1.2170 0.04834 106 87 15 4
2087 I was just fired at Mar-a-Lago. 1.2170 0.04834 106 87 15 4
2088 I am serious. And don't call me Shirley... 1.2170 0.05017 106 88 13 5
2089 It’s a nervous habit. 1.2170 0.04834 106 87 15 4
2090 It’s haut artisan. 1.2170 0.04645 106 86 17 3
2091 Well, the airline is experimenting with a new pizzeria flight-in concept. 1.2170 0.04240 106 84 21 1
2092 Just another one of my pie in the sky ideas 1.2170 0.04834 106 87 15 4
2093 Final phase of my ‘Fear of Pizza Tossing’ program. 1.2170 0.04447 106 85 19 2
2094 In another fifteen years I'll have made enough dough to retire. 1.2170 0.04240 106 84 21 1
2095 Conceptually, object-oriented programming is the same as functional programming. 1.2170 0.05017 106 88 13 5
2096 I guess I’m more of a ‘headroom’ kind of guy. 1.2170 0.04834 106 87 15 4
2097 Sorry, I’m just an anxious flyer. 1.2170 0.04834 106 87 15 4
2098 I'm flying coach to save some dough. 1.2170 0.04834 106 87 15 4
2099 Actually I'm the pitchman a new fragrance called Calzogne. 1.2170 0.05017 106 88 13 5
2100 I used mileage point, left me some extra dough 1.2170 0.04834 106 87 15 4
2101 I lost my thumbs. 1.2170 0.04834 106 87 15 4
2102 We’ve started our descent . 1.2170 0.05193 106 89 11 6
2103 The recipe call for anything else? 1.2170 0.05193 106 89 11 6
2104 If this bothers you, why’d you buy a ticket in business class? 1.2170 0.05017 106 88 13 5
2105 Taking work home was never this easy when I worked for Lehman Brothers. 1.2170 0.04240 106 84 21 1
2106 When I took the job, I didn’t realize this is what they meant by “you can expect to make dough even on your way to work.” 1.2170 0.04645 106 86 17 3
2107 I always finish my homework on my commute to the Culinary Institute. 1.2170 0.04645 106 86 17 3
2108 So then I thought, where is the artisan bakery market not saturated? Of course, there is that guy who has opened in first class..." 1.2170 0.04240 106 84 21 1
2109 Fly the friendly pies of .... 1.2170 0.04645 106 86 17 3
2110 I used to be CEO, had my name on all the boxes, and was in all of the commercials 1.2170 0.04834 106 87 15 4
2111 You're going to need a seat belt extender after this flight! 1.2170 0.04447 106 85 19 2
2112 I was using a laptop but the edges kept getting burnt! 1.2170 0.04645 106 86 17 3
2113 After three months, low carb made me crazy. 1.2170 0.05017 106 88 13 5
2114 We're serious about our motto: Delivered to your door, piping fresh. 1.2170 0.05017 106 88 13 5
2115 I myself can’t stand pizza. 1.2170 0.04240 106 84 21 1
2116 Pizza on the fly is my specialty. 1.2170 0.04447 106 85 19 2
2117 It's my comfort dog. 1.2162 0.04858 111 92 14 5
2118 Turbulence!! 1.2157 0.04093 102 80 22 0
2119 Do you think your parents will like the pizza? 1.2157 0.04093 102 80 22 0
2120 It’s the only way we can ensure that first class passengers can get fresh pizza. Toppings are handled back in row 26. 1.2157 0.04542 102 82 18 2
2121 I'm on a quest to be the biggest fucking asshole on the plane. It's who I am, and you can't change me. 1.2157 0.04542 102 82 18 2
2122 You won't believe what I can do with more leg room. 1.2157 0.04542 102 82 18 2
2123 Someone has to improve the food! 1.2151 0.04548 93 74 18 1
2124 It makes for the perfect crust 1.2150 0.04605 107 87 17 3
2125 I could make much bigger dough if I wanted too. 1.2150 0.04410 107 86 19 2
2126 It’s nice to fly an airline with free PIE-FI. 1.2136 0.05098 103 86 12 5
2127 ....and then I pat it, prick it, and mark it with a “T” 1.2136 0.04907 103 85 14 4
2128 This isn’t the worst thing I’ve snuck through TSA 1.2136 0.04907 103 85 14 4
2129 See? The altitude helps the Yeast rise faster which results in a far superior pizza, ill be it it is rather expensive. 1.2136 0.04907 103 85 14 4
2130 No, the pizza is for 1st class passengers only, but they make me sit in coach. 1.2136 0.04907 103 85 14 4
2131 Airline food, amirite? 1.2136 0.04709 103 84 16 3
2132 Hey! Don’t judge! I kneed to practice! 1.2136 0.04503 103 83 18 2
2133 Don't worry, it's gluten-free. 1.2136 0.04709 103 84 16 3
2134 Even uncooked dough is better than airline food, wouldn't you agree? 1.2136 0.04503 103 83 18 2
2135 I saw a guy with a hot dog grill on the subway. I thought this would be a little classier. 1.2136 0.04709 103 84 16 3
2136 Emotional support dough is allowed as long as you have a letter from your baker 1.2136 0.04907 103 85 14 4
2137 Don't believe that "pie in the sky" is impossible. 1.2136 0.04907 103 85 14 4
2138 My restaurant entered me in the "highest pizza toss" competition. 1.2136 0.05281 103 87 10 6
2139 It’s the iPad Pro “flex”. 1.2136 0.04503 103 83 18 2
2140 Yes I am travelling for work. 1.2136 0.04907 103 85 14 4
2141 The boss allowed me to work from home today, but he doesn't know I'm traveling. 1.2136 0.04058 103 81 22 0
2142 Just trying to make a little extra dough. 1.2136 0.04503 103 83 18 2
2143 The turbulence really helps the crust. 1.2136 0.04709 103 84 16 3
2144 My wife thinks I’m a workaholic. 1.2136 0.05098 103 86 12 5
2145 I always take my work with me when I travel. 1.2136 0.04907 103 85 14 4
2146 I took the red-eye so the dough could rise overnight. 1.2136 0.04907 103 85 14 4
2147 Welcome back to the season finale of Mile Pie Club. 1.2136 0.04907 103 85 14 4
2148 If I don't do this on my off time, I lose it. 1.2136 0.05098 103 86 12 5
2149 It's all part of our new Frequent Pizza Program. 1.2136 0.04709 103 84 16 3
2150 Wait, you're saying yeast makes the dough rise??? 1.2136 0.04907 103 85 14 4
2151 Sorry, they only allow sausage and pepperoni in first class. 1.2136 0.04907 103 85 14 4
2152 Whoever throws the pizza dough the highest wins $10,000. We're at 30,000 feet... I WIN! 1.2136 0.04503 103 83 18 2
2153 My fidget spinner broke... 1.2136 0.04709 103 84 16 3
2154 It's easier in this thin air. 1.2136 0.04709 103 84 16 3
2155 Cooking relaxes me. 1.2136 0.04907 103 85 14 4
2156 On the return flight I cook a turkey. 1.2136 0.04503 103 83 18 2
2157 I try to avoid the in-flight meals 1.2136 0.04709 103 84 16 3
2158 I take the train to keep my hands free and get some work done. It was a complete mess when I was driving. 1.2136 0.05098 103 86 12 5
2159 Chef Ramsay is mixing the sauce up in first class. 1.2136 0.04503 103 83 18 2
2160 It's hard to get the tomato sauce past the TSA,though. 1.2136 0.04503 103 83 18 2
2161 Supposedly, the higher you toss the pizza, the better it tastes. 1.2136 0.04503 103 83 18 2
2162 The mile high pie club 1.2136 0.04907 103 85 14 4
2163 Anyone can look at their phone and laptop. Do you know anyone who can do this 1.2136 0.04907 103 85 14 4
2164 I've been having a terrible time getting it to rise. 1.2136 0.04907 103 85 14 4
2165 yup, I'm studying for my final exam too... 1.2136 0.04907 103 85 14 4
2166 Excuse me, do you have any mozzarella? 1.2136 0.05098 103 86 12 5
2167 It might get a little hot in here when I fire up my portable oven. 1.2136 0.04907 103 85 14 4
2168 You wanna join me in the mile high pie club? 1.2136 0.04709 103 84 16 3
2169 It’s not easy. I have to follow the high-altitude instructions. 1.2136 0.04286 103 82 20 1
2170 They made me check the pasta sauce 1.2136 0.04709 103 84 16 3
2171 Somebody in first class ordered a pie in the sky. 1.2136 0.04709 103 84 16 3
2172 I let gravity do all the work. 1.2136 0.05098 103 86 12 5
2173 As long as the reference frame doesn't hit turbulence, I think we can say the law of relative motion has been confirmed 1.2136 0.04907 103 85 14 4
2174 What’s the next step after ‘Toss the crust up in the air’? 1.2136 0.04907 103 85 14 4
2175 My take on pie in the sky. 1.2136 0.04907 103 85 14 4
2176 It's part of my PhD​ research about pizza moisture and the effects on social media alienation. 1.2136 0.05281 103 87 10 6
2177 They say the secret to a good crust is elevation. 1.2136 0.04709 103 84 16 3
2178 We chefs know that pizza's best when its dough is tossed in the air. 1.2136 0.04058 103 81 22 0
2179 Say, you wouldn't have some spare pepperoni?" 1.2136 0.04907 103 85 14 4
2180 The President called for New York pizza and said to hurry and he wants it fresh. 1.2136 0.04907 103 85 14 4
2181 Thanks for fling Alitalia. 1.2136 0.05098 103 86 12 5
2182 The boss wants a quick-rising dough. 1.2136 0.05098 103 86 12 5
2183 Ya' see, dear, the working class wears many different hats. 1.2136 0.04907 103 85 14 4
2184 Yes, even I have to bring my work with me. 1.2136 0.04907 103 85 14 4
2185 A billable hour is a billable hour. 1.2136 0.04503 103 83 18 2
2186 It's more than just a pie in the sky. 1.2136 0.04709 103 84 16 3
2187 The Easy Bake oven fits right under the seat in front of you. 1.2136 0.04907 103 85 14 4
2188 Don't worry, I brought some extra dough in case this one goes flying 1.2136 0.05098 103 86 12 5
2189 I'm thinking I should reconsider the "guaranteed fresh to your home" campaign. 1.2136 0.04503 103 83 18 2
2190 It's in lieu of an in-flight movie. 1.2136 0.04709 103 84 16 3
2191 It's a contest to see who can throw the pie the highest. 1.2136 0.04907 103 85 14 4
2192 My boss, he always yelling: "Toss it higher, HIGHER!" What he gonna say now, uh? 1.2136 0.04503 103 83 18 2
2193 I call this toss “airplane mode”. 1.2136 0.04286 103 82 20 1
2194 Sometimes Captain McKenzie orders out. 1.2136 0.04503 103 83 18 2
2195 My doctor said it's good for my anxiety. 1.2136 0.04286 103 82 20 1
2196 I usually toss my cookies when flying, this time I'm feeling a bit flippant. 1.2136 0.04286 103 82 20 1
2197 I'm the cater for the mile high club. What do you do for a living? 1.2136 0.04709 103 84 16 3
2198 I get more hang time at this altitude. 1.2136 0.04709 103 84 16 3
2199 I heard that you have to pay for air plane food. 1.2136 0.04503 103 83 18 2
2200 Sorry I couldn't find the kitchen 1.2136 0.04286 103 82 20 1
2201 This is my emotional support item. 1.2136 0.04907 103 85 14 4
2202 The secret is using high-altitude flour. 1.2136 0.04709 103 84 16 3
2203 ...so pie in the sky is a thing" 1.2136 0.04058 103 81 22 0
2204 I just can’t stand airplane food. 1.2136 0.04503 103 83 18 2
2205 It also makes for a great pillow. 1.2136 0.04907 103 85 14 4
2206 For a lousy seat, it sure cost a lot of dough. 1.2136 0.05098 103 86 12 5
2207 Just a dream, right 1.2136 0.05098 103 86 12 5
2208 Ever tried the mile high crust? 1.2136 0.04709 103 84 16 3
2209 My plan to become a famous Italian chef might just be so much pie-in-the-sky. 1.2136 0.04286 103 82 20 1
2210 I knead to use the overhead 1.2136 0.04709 103 84 16 3
2211 Just don't ask for peanuts on it. 1.2136 0.04907 103 85 14 4
2212 467 seats on this plane but I’m always sat next to a tosser. 1.2136 0.05281 103 87 10 6
2213 My therapist said to find something that calms me. 1.2136 0.04503 103 83 18 2
2214 Would you like to join the Mile Pie Club? 1.2136 0.05098 103 86 12 5
2215 I was told a pizzeria in a plane was a "pie in the sky" idea. 1.2136 0.04503 103 83 18 2
2216 There's no kitchen in economy. 1.2136 0.04503 103 83 18 2
2217 My boss said I don't have to spend vacation hours if I work on the plane 1.2136 0.04709 103 84 16 3
2218 It's not at all like riding a bike. You lose the skill if you don't constantly practice. 1.2130 0.04567 108 88 17 3
2219 I’m always working. 1.2130 0.04567 108 88 17 3
2220 Our competitors made a cooking show that takes place in luxury cars so here we are. 1.2121 0.04821 99 81 15 3
2221 I figured in flight meals are due for an upgrade. 1.2121 0.04372 99 79 19 1
2222 Don't worry, it comes with the in-flight movie. 1.2121 0.04372 99 79 19 1
2223 We're seeking an international franchise. 1.2121 0.04602 99 80 17 2
2224 Yes, it’s my emotional support pizza dough. That’s the only way they let it on the plane 1.2121 0.04372 99 79 19 1
2225 When I get nervous, I like to cook. 1.2121 0.04372 99 79 19 1
2226 The thing is, if I don't do this than its weirder. 1.2121 0.04372 99 79 19 1
2227 When you love what you do then you never commute a day in your life. 1.2121 0.04602 99 80 17 2
2228 It's the best option if you want authentic New York pizza. 1.2121 0.04372 99 79 19 1
2229 Just catching up on some work,you? 1.2121 0.04372 99 79 19 1
2230 I love the extra headroom. 1.2121 0.04602 99 80 17 2
2231 A baker? No, I'm the Secretary of Defense. Wheeee! 1.2115 0.04864 104 86 14 4
2232 We are well known for our quick delivery for online orders. For $2.50 more I can add cheese and veggies of your choice. 1.2115 0.04464 104 84 18 2
2233 When a big pizza pie hits you in the eye, that's amore 1.2115 0.05234 104 88 10 6
2234 I told them it was a pie in the sky idea... 1.2095 0.04628 105 86 16 3
2235 Depends, did you purchase any add-on toppings? 1.2095 0.04628 105 86 16 3
2236 If you play your cards right, I'll turn a medium into an extra large. 1.2093 0.05261 86 71 12 3
2237 Um...It's not coming down...steep dive...very steep dive! 1.2079 0.04734 101 83 15 3
2238 You still have to be ready to catch self-rising dough when we descend. 1.2079 0.04295 101 81 19 1
2239 Can you believe that security confiscated my tomato sauce? 1.2079 0.04734 101 83 15 3
2240 It's a soar-dough! 1.2079 0.04734 101 83 15 3
2241 And that's why I always make my own pizza before assisting the person beside me. 1.2079 0.04295 101 81 19 1
2242 There's a wood burning oven in the overhead. 1.2079 0.04734 101 83 15 3
2243 Just'a like Mama used to fly. 1.2079 0.04295 101 81 19 1
2244 Can't you see I'm working here? 1.2079 0.04734 101 83 15 3
2245 I feel like everything is up in the air right now! 1.2079 0.04734 101 83 15 3
2246 It's what I do when I can't have my emotional support dog. 1.2079 0.04520 101 82 17 2
2247 In this economy, I had to find a niche market. 1.2079 0.04734 101 83 15 3
2248 You really don't want to see us enter a flat spin. 1.2079 0.04939 101 84 13 4
2249 You must think I'm an idiot. 1.2079 0.04939 101 84 13 4
2250 It doubles my air miles. 1.2079 0.05135 101 85 11 5
2251 I’m starting to re-think this international delivery concept. 1.2079 0.04939 101 84 13 4
2252 During a steep descent, it floats in the air. 1.2079 0.04734 101 83 15 3
2253 They said I'd never get this much dough through customs. 1.2079 0.04295 101 81 19 1
2254 My co-workers said, "Bring plenty of dough," when they learned where I was headed. 1.2079 0.04734 101 83 15 3
2255 And then the idea hit me in the eye. 1.2079 0.04939 101 84 13 4
2256 So you see, the earth can't be round. 1.2079 0.04058 101 80 21 0
2257 Ah no! These films are rubbish. Chef’s life never like that! 1.2079 0.05135 101 85 11 5
2258 This'll be a whole lot easier on Space X. 1.2079 0.04520 101 82 17 2
2259 At the chef's school they said to "Toss it high". 1.2079 0.04520 101 82 17 2
2260 I just can't seem to leave my work at the bakery 1.2079 0.05135 101 85 11 5
2261 4 years of college and I'm rolling in the dough. 1.2079 0.04939 101 84 13 4
2262 This is in lieu of a comfort dog. 1.2079 0.04734 101 83 15 3
2263 Don't forget to adjust the cooking time for altitude. 1.2079 0.04939 101 84 13 4
2264 If this bothers you, I can eat it. 1.2079 0.05135 101 85 11 5
2265 People don't realize it but, pizza-making is what's called a use-it-or-lose-it skill. If you don't do it every day, it's gone 1.2079 0.04734 101 83 15 3
2266 '"Yes looking back I think he meant to suggest taking my therapy doberman on the flight but we got cut off right about then." 1.2079 0.04734 101 83 15 3
2267 Oh, I was a pilot, than this baking thing came along and I see no knead for more dough. 1.2079 0.04520 101 82 17 2
2268 This is OK, but the First Class chefs get to cook duck l'orange. 1.2079 0.04939 101 84 13 4
2269 Want a piece in the “Mile High Club”? 1.2079 0.05135 101 85 11 5
2270 I'm loving this new inflight work trend... 1.2079 0.04520 101 82 17 2
2271 And then there was the time I stuffed a manicotti on the bus to Hoboken... 1.2079 0.04734 101 83 15 3
2272 It's really all in your altitude! 1.2079 0.04734 101 83 15 3
2273 So as I was saying, the gig economy hurts everyone. 1.2079 0.04520 101 82 17 2
2274 Getting it in the air is always the most stressful part. 1.2079 0.04520 101 82 17 2
2275 I just don’t understand why Bourdain would kill himself...but Weinstein? If he had been the one to kill himself...sure that would make sense... 1.2079 0.04520 101 82 17 2
2276 Sure it’s a long commute, but I can get a lot of work done on it. 1.2079 0.04734 101 83 15 3
2277 The in-flight food is indeed crepe 1.2079 0.04295 101 81 19 1
2278 did you see the "I love lucy" episode where...………….. 1.2079 0.04520 101 82 17 2
2279 Actually, it's a therapy pizza. 1.2079 0.04295 101 81 19 1
2280 You have no idea how hot it gets in here” 1.2079 0.04734 101 83 15 3
2281 Don't ask. It's on a kneed to know basis. 1.2079 0.05135 101 85 11 5
2282 I prefer to fix my own airline meals. 1.2079 0.04520 101 82 17 2
2283 It's a working vacation." Mary Ellen Doyle, Charleston, S 1.2079 0.04734 101 83 15 3
2284 If this works, we'll try crepes suzettes. 1.2079 0.05135 101 85 11 5
2285 We got a complaint that our dough wasn't airy enough. 1.2079 0.05324 101 86 9 6
2286 Oh, same as you. I'm just doin' my flippin' job. 1.2079 0.04734 101 83 15 3
2287 They took away my emotional support emu at the gate. 1.2079 0.04058 101 80 21 0
2288 I’m flipping, how about you? 1.2079 0.04058 101 80 21 0
2289 When Papa John said Pisa delivery I took him at his word! 1.2079 0.04734 101 83 15 3
2290 This is the best way to get the dough to rise. 1.2079 0.04939 101 84 13 4
2291 Wanna join me in the Mile -High Pie-in-the-Sky club? 1.2079 0.04734 101 83 15 3
2292 I'm gluten-only. 1.2079 0.04734 101 83 15 3
2293 Actually, the turbulence makes my job much easier. 1.2079 0.04295 101 81 19 1
2294 I find this is the only way to get the dough light and airy 1.2079 0.04734 101 83 15 3
2295 Now that I'm manager, I'm trying everything through that 30,000 foot lens. 1.2079 0.04734 101 83 15 3
2296 My company wanted to test the effects of germs and aluminum encasing on our product before we're launching 'Pizza Dough in Can' 1.2079 0.04734 101 83 15 3
2297 We go to great lengths to see that our dough rises properly. 1.2079 0.04734 101 83 15 3
2298 They snicker, but they’re secretly grateful. As long as I keep this in the air, the plane stays in the air. 1.2079 0.04939 101 84 13 4
2299 This helps to rise 1.2079 0.05135 101 85 11 5
2300 Some people chew gum to pop their ears. 1.2079 0.04939 101 84 13 4
2301 I’d never fly coach. Not enough headroom. 1.2079 0.05135 101 85 11 5
2302 And it’ll stay there as long I keep my hands like this. 1.2079 0.04295 101 81 19 1
2303 I argued, but it turns out the TSA classifies sauce as a liquid 1.2079 0.04520 101 82 17 2
2304 ...the dough is ready by the time we land at JFK. A drive to little Italy for the sauce, then Amtrak to 30th Street and the broad street line to south Philly for the pepperoni. 24 minutes at 400 degrees and then we start the process all over again. 1.2079 0.04939 101 84 13 4
2305 It’s my emotional support pizza crust. 1.2079 0.04734 101 83 15 3
2306 I see you're getting some work done too. 1.2079 0.04295 101 81 19 1
2307 I never dreamed the demand for fresh, hand-tossed, pizza crusts would have me travelling the globe. 1.2079 0.04520 101 82 17 2
2308 I'm actually an accountant, but when they took away my anxiety monkey I had to try something. 1.2062 0.04620 97 79 16 2
2309 Ladies and gentlemen, the Captain has turned on the Tossing Dough sign. We always recommend to use generous amounts of flour on your dough while you’re tossing. 1.2062 0.04381 97 78 18 1
2310 They always told me I had pie in the sky ideas back at the Pizzeria I used to work in. 1.2062 0.04129 97 77 20 0
2311 Well, I guess Southwest finally got tired of peanuts. 1.2062 0.04620 97 79 16 2
2312 This is one of my favorite nightmares 1.2062 0.04847 97 80 14 3
2313 Hope you don’t mind. I have to keep my hands busy or else I get very bad air sickness. 1.2062 0.04381 97 78 18 1
2314 No. I've never been to Italy. Why? 1.2062 0.04620 97 79 16 2
2315 These new seats make it really hard to work on the plane. 1.2062 0.04381 97 78 18 1
2316 I'm pitching a new cooking show to the network. 1.2062 0.04847 97 80 14 3
2317 How else do you get dough to rise? 1.2056 0.04351 107 87 18 2
2318 Just do it. 1.2041 0.04342 98 79 18 1
2319 Everyone told me this was a pie in the sky idea. 1.2041 0.04342 98 79 18 1
2320 I just love the new pizza to go concept! 1.2041 0.04802 98 81 14 3
2321 The bastards made me gate-check my oven, so I really don’t have a choice, now do I? 1.2041 0.05016 98 82 12 4
2322 I'd like to make better dough so I could afford first class. 1.2041 0.04802 98 81 14 3
2323 Thank God they didn't ask me to check my bag. 1.2041 0.04802 98 81 14 3
2324 Wait, “flying”? Oh, I’ve made a terrible mistake 1.2041 0.05016 98 82 12 4
2325 'It gets tricky in turbulence.' 1.2041 0.04577 98 80 16 2
2326 And to think I almost became an airline pilot 1.2041 0.04577 98 80 16 2
2327 That pesky turbulence can pose a challenge. 1.2041 0.04577 98 80 16 2
2328 Hot pie home delivered in 3 hours or less or it's free. 1.2041 0.04802 98 81 14 3
2329 Then we put the dough on your overheated laptop battery and Voila. pizza! 1.2041 0.05016 98 82 12 4
2330 Usually work from home but get extra dough for overtime 1.2041 0.04342 98 79 18 1
2331 But what path does the pizza dough take relative to an observer on the ground? 1.2041 0.04802 98 81 14 3
2332 I'm trying to make enough dough to get into first class 1.2041 0.04577 98 80 16 2
2333 Airtime is essential. 1.2041 0.04802 98 81 14 3
2334 It tastes better the longer it stays in the air. 1.2041 0.04577 98 80 16 2
2335 This way, I can say I hand-toss my crusts higher than anybody.” 1.2041 0.05016 98 82 12 4
2336 I have trouble leaving my work behind also 1.2041 0.05016 98 82 12 4
2337 My life coach said I should live my dreams! 1.2041 0.05016 98 82 12 4
2338 There's a glitch with the pizza drones today. 1.2041 0.04092 98 78 20 0
2339 I hate having to take work home with me! 1.2041 0.05016 98 82 12 4
2340 And what's really great is that it doubles as a pillow!!!! 1.2041 0.04577 98 80 16 2
2341 It's my patented gluten-free artisanal high-altitude bread, but the business model is still up in the air. 1.2041 0.04577 98 80 16 2
2342 Unfortunately, the made me check the sauce. 1.2041 0.04092 98 78 20 0
2343 It’s my first working vacation 1.2041 0.04342 98 79 18 1
2344 You should see what they are serving in first class 1.2041 0.04802 98 81 14 3
2345 The main challenge is adjusting the recipe for elevation. 1.2041 0.05016 98 82 12 4
2346 These Hawaiian pizzas take a little more time. 1.2041 0.04802 98 81 14 3
2347 The secret to a successful side-hussle is productively using your dowmtime 1.2041 0.05016 98 82 12 4
2348 My business is up in the air. 1.2041 0.04577 98 80 16 2
2349 During takeoffs and landings, it goes flying. 1.2041 0.04342 98 79 18 1
2350 So, she's like, "I just don't think we have that much in common, Gino." 1.2041 0.05016 98 82 12 4
2351 some guy ordered a pizza in aisle 7 1.2041 0.05016 98 82 12 4
2352 This is my first pie-in-the-sky idea that actually took off. 1.2041 0.04802 98 81 14 3
2353 Airlines are raising a lot of dough these days. 1.2041 0.04577 98 80 16 2
2354 Hey, would you prefer I throw up something else? 1.2041 0.05016 98 82 12 4
2355 This one wouldn't fit in my carry on. 1.2041 0.04577 98 80 16 2
2356 Uhh, I'm getting as far away from Hell's Kitchen as possible. 1.2041 0.04342 98 79 18 1
2357 The hard part is finding a yeast that coexists with a high level of nitroamines. 1.2041 0.04092 98 78 20 0
2358 You wouldn’t happen to have some tomato sauce? 1.2041 0.04577 98 80 16 2
2359 I'm limiting my screen time. 1.2041 0.04802 98 81 14 3
2360 My oven just died so I'm going to my moms to use hers 1.2041 0.04092 98 78 20 0
2361 Actually, the trickiest part of the process is adjusting the ingredients for the altitude. 1.2041 0.04802 98 81 14 3
2362 My friends always told my dreams were pie in the sky. 1.2041 0.05016 98 82 12 4
2363 Do you think "Pie in the Sky" for a restaurant name is a bit on the nose? 1.2041 0.04092 98 78 20 0
2364 You've heard of QANON right? 1.2041 0.04092 98 78 20 0
2365 Actually, I'm an air marshall. 1.2041 0.05016 98 82 12 4
2366 It's planned for international first class, but they say we have to practice in economy 1.2041 0.04577 98 80 16 2
2367 I have to get twenty-six of these done by Milan. 1.2041 0.04342 98 79 18 1
2368 I’ll be okay after we’ve leveled off at cruising altitude. 1.2041 0.04577 98 80 16 2
2369 Ill tell you why, I kneed the dough. 1.2041 0.04802 98 81 14 3
2370 I couldn't get the pepperoni through security. 1.2041 0.04342 98 79 18 1
2371 It said to let the crust rise. Do you think 800 feet is high enough? 1.2041 0.05016 98 82 12 4
2372 ...and if an emergency happens after mid flight, the gluten in this baby will stretch like a sail and I'll have a gentle landing. 1.2041 0.04092 98 78 20 0
2373 I work remotely most days. 1.2041 0.04342 98 79 18 1
2374 The risky part is when the train starts moving. 1.2041 0.05016 98 82 12 4
2375 I need to make more dough. 1.2041 0.05016 98 82 12 4
2376 ...and so how's your work-life balance treating you? 1.2041 0.04802 98 81 14 3
2377 The fee for checking it was outrageous. 1.2041 0.04342 98 79 18 1
2378 I made a lot of dough back in New York. 1.2041 0.04802 98 81 14 3
2379 They come out fluffier at higher altitudes 1.2041 0.04577 98 80 16 2
2380 I started as a teenager when my new stepfather told me not to play with my food. 1.2041 0.04577 98 80 16 2
2381 I got on at Naples. 1.2041 0.04802 98 81 14 3
2382 My company successfully lobbied the FAA to change the rule. 1.2041 0.04802 98 81 14 3
2383 My Thin Crust Pizza at 40 Thousand Feet 1.2041 0.05222 98 83 10 5
2384 So? Where you been? Deregulation means business-friendly. 1.2041 0.05016 98 82 12 4
2385 Mr. Manafort asked me if we deliver, and I said, well... 1.2041 0.04802 98 81 14 3
2386 I'm going for the Genus Word Book for longest pizza dough tossing. 1.2041 0.04092 98 78 20 0
2387 You know, I dont think youre allowed to use a laptop on this flight... 1.2041 0.05016 98 82 12 4
2388 I'm gonna need two tray tables ... 1.2041 0.04802 98 81 14 3
2389 It seems to rise better up here! 1.2041 0.04802 98 81 14 3
2390 They allow this but my stress ball was deemed potentially hazardous. Go Figure. 1.2041 0.05016 98 82 12 4
2391 Better you should ask, why are we sitting four across? 1.2041 0.04577 98 80 16 2
2392 There's no getting away from work these days. 1.2041 0.04577 98 80 16 2
2393 I'm going for the record. 1.2041 0.04577 98 80 16 2
2394 I'm flying straight to Moscow. Putin may hate America, but he likes his Chicago deep dish FRESH. 1.2041 0.05016 98 82 12 4
2395 If I were rolling in dough, I could sit in first class. 1.2041 0.04802 98 81 14 3
2396 Well, we promise 30’ delivery in this area. 1.2041 0.04577 98 80 16 2
2397 I hope you have enough battery life. I'm going to need the power outlet soon. 1.2041 0.04802 98 81 14 3
2398 I find the recirculated air does wonders for the crust. 1.2041 0.04092 98 78 20 0
2399 I do all my crusts on an airplane. It’s expensive, but worth it! 1.2041 0.04802 98 81 14 3
2400 The pizza throwing contest is tomorrow. 1.2041 0.04092 98 78 20 0
2401 ...and then Papa said to me, 'Choose a job that you love and you will never work a day in your life.' 1.2041 0.04577 98 80 16 2
2402 OK, I got that. Now, what does the video say my next step is? 1.2041 0.05419 98 84 8 6
2403 I'm part of the promised Presidential Program for Pie in the Sky. 1.2041 0.04342 98 79 18 1
2404 Di I mention that we deliver? 1.2041 0.05016 98 82 12 4
2405 Sorry, my interview is tomorrow. 1.2041 0.04802 98 81 14 3
2406 ...what are you looking at? In this day and age, everybody works on vacation. 1.2041 0.04802 98 81 14 3
2407 I was supposed to be in the window seat behind us but my Sky Pie kept hitting the overhead bin. 1.2041 0.04577 98 80 16 2
2408 I’m just tossing this out.. 1.2041 0.04342 98 79 18 1
2409 They said to turn that shit off! 1.2041 0.05016 98 82 12 4
2410 To tell you the truth I get more done on the plane without all the office distractions. 1.2041 0.04802 98 81 14 3
2411 yes eet is my - how you say - emotional support dough! 1.2041 0.04577 98 80 16 2
2412 International delivery - fresh - sounds great... 1.2041 0.04577 98 80 16 2
2413 These days, you can’t leave work at work anymore 1.2041 0.04577 98 80 16 2
2414 I'm a high flier who tosses his dough around - what do you do? 1.2041 0.04577 98 80 16 2
2415 Occupational therapy. 1.2041 0.04802 98 81 14 3
2416 I've been trying to get some work done before we land. 1.2041 0.05016 98 82 12 4
2417 This is my secret trick to get the bread to rise without yeast. 1.2041 0.04802 98 81 14 3
2418 If I had more dough, I’d be in business. 1.2041 0.05016 98 82 12 4
2419 Uber Eats doesn’t pay me enough for this. 1.2041 0.04342 98 79 18 1
2420 Since you asked, it was really a toss up whether to become a chef, but I kneaded the dough. 1.2041 0.04342 98 79 18 1
2421 I'm practicing for my interview. 1.2041 0.04802 98 81 14 3
2422 Hey, it's business class. 1.2041 0.04577 98 80 16 2
2423 Our light pizza menu is really pie in the sky. 1.2041 0.04577 98 80 16 2
2424 They told me this idea was just pie in the sky. 1.2041 0.04342 98 79 18 1
2425 Just getting a head start. I'm this month's visiting chef at a New York City restaurant. 1.2041 0.04092 98 78 20 0
2426 It sounds like your Ambien is kicking in. 1.2041 0.05222 98 83 10 5
2427 Be grateful I'm not tossing my cookies 1.2041 0.05016 98 82 12 4
2428 These days it's all about NY-LA pizza. 1.2041 0.05016 98 82 12 4
2429 One moment I accept a company cell phone, next thing you know I'm working on vacation! 1.2041 0.04577 98 80 16 2
2430 You have to practice... 1.2041 0.05016 98 82 12 4
2431 This is what you get when you are first class. hand made pizza 1.2041 0.04577 98 80 16 2
2432 I wanted to see how high I could get it. 1.2041 0.05222 98 83 10 5
2433 Altitude helps the dough rise. 1.2041 0.05016 98 82 12 4
2434 The more dough you raise, the less you knead it. 1.2041 0.05222 98 83 10 5
2435 I'd heard this airline was a fly pie night operation. 1.2041 0.04342 98 79 18 1
2436 I forgot to finish my homework. 1.2041 0.05016 98 82 12 4
2437 It's the altitude of the crust, not the airplane, that makes the difference." 1.2041 0.05222 98 83 10 5
2438 When they told me that an aisle seat would cost a little extra dough, I believed them! 1.2041 0.05016 98 82 12 4
2439 He said he had a craving for real New York pizza and told me to get to JFK and catch a flight right away! 1.2041 0.04577 98 80 16 2
2440 The dough doesn’t stretch as well in business class 1.2041 0.04802 98 81 14 3
2441 Enjoy your salad. 1.2041 0.04802 98 81 14 3
2442 I figured I might as well die doing what I love, and I love pizza 1.2041 0.04092 98 78 20 0
2443 I just want to be sharp for my job interview. 1.2041 0.04802 98 81 14 3
2444 I'm a member of the mile high pizza club. 1.2041 0.04577 98 80 16 2
2445 I didn't know if they were going to serve food on this flight. 1.2041 0.04802 98 81 14 3
2446 The dough rises best at 35,000 feet 1.2021 0.04682 94 77 15 2
2447 "I like to do the sixth turn over Seattle --light as air! 1.2021 0.04430 94 76 17 1
2448 The airline wanted to charge me a $50 baggage fee. 1.2021 0.04430 94 76 17 1
2449 Hey, I'm not tossing my cookies! 1.2021 0.04164 94 75 19 0
2450 'So, I didn't make top chef - big deal. Let's see em' top pizza at 30,000 feet' 1.2021 0.04682 94 77 15 2
2451 I thought "window seat or isle, it's a toss-up" 1.2021 0.04682 94 77 15 2
2452 My electronics are off. 1.2021 0.04682 94 77 15 2
2453 In pizza, varying gravitational force is essential to the formation of a good crust. 1.2021 0.04682 94 77 15 2
2454 Whatzamatta you? itza not so bad...shaddupa yo face ! 1.2021 0.04164 94 75 19 0
2455 This is why I"m such a great pizza chef. I practice every day. 1.2020 0.04536 99 81 16 2
2456 It’s disturbing... yes... it’s disturbing... 1.1979 0.04088 96 77 19 0
2457 Think of it as my fidget spinner. 1.1979 0.04826 96 80 13 3
2458 They actually had to remove a row in first class to accommodate the pizza oven. 1.1979 0.04826 96 80 13 3
2459 I just feel like I’m always connected to work. 1.1979 0.04826 96 80 13 3
2460 I'm an emotional support pizzaiolo. 1.1979 0.04593 96 79 15 2
2461 Some people say I'm a workaholic. 1.1979 0.04826 96 80 13 3
2462 Well, There's no app yet. 1.1979 0.04593 96 79 15 2
2463 I'm going for the Guinness Book of records for making dough rise 1.1979 0.04593 96 79 15 2
2464 It's nothing special. You know this is coach--right? 1.1979 0.04826 96 80 13 3
2465 My way of competing with those food trucks 1.1979 0.04593 96 79 15 2
2466 I just love this “virtual office” concept! 1.1979 0.04826 96 80 13 3
2467 We've cut delivery time in half.' 1.1979 0.04593 96 79 15 2
2468 Planes are the only place I can get any real work done anymore. 1.1979 0.04826 96 80 13 3
2469 My wife says I have to keep this up for nine and a half months. 1.1979 0.04593 96 79 15 2
2470 Can you read the recipe again? I just don't understand why this step requires a plane surface. 1.1979 0.04826 96 80 13 3
2471 The pilot likes his pizza fresh, light, and airy. 1.1979 0.05048 96 81 11 4
2472 "Relieves my anxiety and keeps me focused when I fly. 1.1979 0.04826 96 80 13 3
2473 Like most passengers, I keep my dough in a carry-on bag. 1.1979 0.04826 96 80 13 3
2474 You see it is not enough to simply toss the dough, it really has to fly. 1.1979 0.04348 96 78 17 1
2475 It's the fastest way I can get the dough to rise. 1.1979 0.04593 96 79 15 2
2476 This is Henry, my companion dough. 1.1979 0.04348 96 78 17 1
2477 This is my play dough. 1.1979 0.04593 96 79 15 2
2478 It's all about airtime. 1.1979 0.04826 96 80 13 3
2479 So was that you that cut the cheese? 1.1979 0.05261 96 82 9 5
2480 The crew needs an emotional support pizza. 1.1979 0.05261 96 82 9 5
2481 This flight is usually two hours or four pizza pies." 1.1979 0.04826 96 80 13 3
2482 Some people toss their cookies when they fly, but not me. 1.1979 0.04348 96 78 17 1
2483 You can take the man out of the pizza toss, but you can't take the pizza toss out of the man. 1.1979 0.05048 96 81 11 4
2484 I knew this trip was going to be "pie in the sky". 1.1979 0.04826 96 80 13 3
2485 This is business class, right? So how about I do mine and you mind your own? 1.1979 0.04826 96 80 13 3
2486 We got thrown off the last flight when the oven started smoking. 1.1979 0.05261 96 82 9 5
2487 In order to make a perfect quiche it has to be twirled at 40.000 feet for 21 seconds. 1.1979 0.05048 96 81 11 4
2488 For this year's vacation, it was a toss-up between Florence and Rome. 1.1979 0.05048 96 81 11 4
2489 Can you look up the high-altitude cook time? 1.1979 0.04348 96 78 17 1
2490 I'll be finishing my pizza dough before I help you with yours. 1.1979 0.04088 96 77 19 0
2491 I find that flour has the best consistence at 28,000 feet 1.1979 0.04826 96 80 13 3
2492 Making pizza is more than a job. It's a non-stop passion. 1.1979 0.04348 96 78 17 1
2493 I never cared for airline pizza. 1.1979 0.04593 96 79 15 2
2494 Dad said go for it . . .I'm going to call it Five Mile High Club Pizza . . 1.1979 0.04088 96 77 19 0
2495 Have you seen the food they serve on these flights? 1.1979 0.04593 96 79 15 2
2496 They always said, “You can take the chef out of Italy,” so I decided to take them up on it. 1.1979 0.05048 96 81 11 4
2497 You asked for a plane slice. 1.1979 0.04826 96 80 13 3
2498 At least it doesn't cry. 1.1979 0.04826 96 80 13 3
2499 In case of a water landing, my dough serves as a flotation device. 1.1979 0.04826 96 80 13 3
2500 And she was all "What about my kneads?" 1.1979 0.04593 96 79 15 2
2501 Airtisanal is the new thing. 1.1979 0.04826 96 80 13 3
2502 It's all about the aerodynamics. 1.1979 0.04593 96 79 15 2
2503 International Pizza Delivery. Every stop is fresh and fast." Talieah Ram, HI, Honolulu 1.1979 0.04593 96 79 15 2
2504 Even better than first class. 1.1979 0.04826 96 80 13 3
2505 This isn't what I was expecting when I ordered the make-your-own-pizza. 1.1979 0.05048 96 81 11 4
2506 I'm a fidgety flyer, but this helps. 1.1979 0.05048 96 81 11 4
2507 I went for extra sauce instead of extra legroom! 1.1979 0.04593 96 79 15 2
2508 The captain prefers a rising crust. 1.1979 0.04348 96 78 17 1
2509 Then in March 2003 I declared war on Iraq, and that was no picnic either, I can tell you. 1.1979 0.04593 96 79 15 2
2510 There are no meals served on this flight, so I brought my own. 1.1979 0.04826 96 80 13 3
2511 In case of a sudden ocean landing, it's an inflatable device. 1.1979 0.04593 96 79 15 2
2512 It's a therepy calzone. 1.1979 0.04593 96 79 15 2
2513 Mile High Pizza. For the Mile High Club after party. 1.1979 0.04826 96 80 13 3
2514 Hey, it's better than a bag of peanuts 1.1979 0.04826 96 80 13 3
2515 I can’t deal with “chicken or pasta” anymore! 1.1979 0.05048 96 81 11 4
2516 It's a call-in order for Putin. 1.1979 0.05048 96 81 11 4
2517 I can’t get away from work either.I work for this airline. 1.1979 0.04593 96 79 15 2
2518 I used to use a laptop but I kept dropping it. 1.1979 0.04826 96 80 13 3
2519 Your travel pillow will be ready in a moment, ma'am. 1.1979 0.04593 96 79 15 2
2520 I find the altitude makes for a perfect crust 1.1979 0.04348 96 78 17 1
2521 I don't care much for airline food. I bring my own. 1.1979 0.04088 96 77 19 0
2522 Student debt. I can't stop working! 1.1979 0.04088 96 77 19 0
2523 I should have known that TSA would trash my pizza cutter... I really kneaded it. 1.1979 0.04826 96 80 13 3
2524 The oven’s in the overhead locker 1.1979 0.05048 96 81 11 4
2525 You know, most people dont have the dough to fly first class. 1.1979 0.04348 96 78 17 1
2526 Sorry. I didn’t have enough dough for first class. 1.1959 0.04780 97 81 13 3
2527 Mamma Mia. I think the customer said 'carry out,' not 'carry on'. 1.1959 0.04550 97 80 15 2
2528 Could I interest you in a mile-high crust? 1.1959 0.04550 97 80 15 2
2529 Since we're landing at LaGuardia, I'll call this one my Yeast Coast Special 1.1959 0.05000 97 82 11 4
2530 Most people make the mistake of adding their toppings before we reach altitude. 1.1959 0.04780 97 81 13 3
2531 Yes, it's a new first class feature. The folks in the back now have to forage." 1.1959 0.04550 97 80 15 2
2532 Italy really impressed me. 1.1959 0.04780 97 81 13 3
2533 I always try to anticipate an air pocket, 1.1959 0.04780 97 81 13 3
2534 Y’know, they should really offer free WiFi on these things. 1.1959 0.04550 97 80 15 2
2535 What do you think, sky high or mile high pizza? 1.1959 0.04550 97 80 15 2
2536 got to practice im going to the finals.... 1.1959 0.04308 97 79 17 1
2537 Witb the flight lover's pizza, you are only allowed two carry on toppings. 1.1959 0.04780 97 81 13 3
2538 Maggie couldn’t believe her eyes, 4 seats in a row by a window. 1.1957 0.04159 92 74 18 0
2539 You get a lighter crust up here. 1.1957 0.04159 92 74 18 0
2540 I had to smuggle in a bottle of marinara sauce. You do not want to know where it is... 1.1957 0.04437 92 75 16 1
2541 The "30 minutes or it's free" guarantee doesn't start until we've landed. 1.1957 0.04437 92 75 16 1
2542 I'd worry more about the bed bugs if I were you. 1.1957 0.04437 92 75 16 1
2543 Yeah, they confiscated my pizza cutter. At least I tried. 1.1957 0.04437 92 75 16 1
2544 Everything's up in the air! Where is gravity when we need it? 1.1957 0.04698 92 76 14 2
2545 Protect your laptop if the pilot makes a sudden right turn. 1.1957 0.04698 92 76 14 2
2546 The best dough is on the Space Shuttle 1.1957 0.04698 92 76 14 2
2547 It's all about calculating altitude and turbulence anticipation in to the toss timing equation. 1.1957 0.04159 92 74 18 0
2548 It's the airline CEO's pet project-made to order comfort food for the comfort animals. 1.1957 0.04437 92 75 16 1
2549 I would not be doing this if I did not need the dough 1.1957 0.04698 92 76 14 2
2550 Well, it’s a test. If it doesn’t come; we’re in trouble. 1.1957 0.04159 92 74 18 0
2551 it can't go in the overhead 1.1957 0.04698 92 76 14 2
2552 {Singing} I like to fly With my pizza pie That's amore 1.1957 0.04946 92 77 12 3
2553 If we experience turbulence, I'll toss my cookies. 1.1957 0.04437 92 75 16 1
2554 Up here, the dough rises better. 1.1939 0.04735 98 82 13 3
2555 You know,I just find it very relaxing... 1.1935 0.05353 93 80 8 5
2556 ‘You just watch Signorina when I put on the marinara sauce”.’ 1.1935 0.04897 93 78 12 3
2557 TSA made me check my pan, so I need to keep flipping it until I claim my bags. 1.1935 0.04394 93 76 16 1
2558 Just think: I used to fly this plane. 1.1935 0.04897 93 78 12 3
2559 It's light ... It's gluten-free 1.1935 0.04652 93 77 14 2
2560 I need to get more rise to my dough. 1.1935 0.04897 93 78 12 3
2561 I know what you’re thinking. 1.1935 0.04897 93 78 12 3
2562 It's my new start-up, AirPizzaNPasta. 1.1935 0.04897 93 78 12 3
2563 Gino's has the best pizza in Boston. I fly it in daily from New York. 1.1935 0.04394 93 76 16 1
2564 Pardon me, but my carry-on pizza oven is under your seat. 1.1935 0.04394 93 76 16 1
2565 It's all part of our new 'Mile-High' promotion. 1.1935 0.05130 93 79 10 4
2566 If you just clock in and out, you’ll never make the big dough. 1.1935 0.05130 93 79 10 4
2567 I do have to toss it once in a while. It does get hot. That's why they call it a hot dog. 1.1935 0.04119 93 75 18 0
2568 We have the freshest in-flight meals that money can buy. 1.1935 0.05130 93 79 10 4
2569 It’s a long commute, but at least I get a lot of work done. 1.1935 0.04394 93 76 16 1
2570 The cabin air imbues the dough with an earthy cheese aroma. 1.1935 0.04897 93 78 12 3
2571 Idle hands are the devil's workshop. 1.1935 0.04652 93 77 14 2
2572 Brace for landing. 1.1935 0.05130 93 79 10 4
2573 CPTD. Compulsive Pizza Throwing Disorder. 1.1935 0.04897 93 78 12 3
2574 If Manafort can flip, so can I... 1.1935 0.04652 93 77 14 2
2575 Welcome to "Famous Original Ray's Airlines." 1.1935 0.04119 93 75 18 0
2576 It keeps my mind off being seven miles up in the air. 1.1935 0.04897 93 78 12 3
2577 If we don't deliver in 3000 miles or less, it's free. 1.1935 0.04652 93 77 14 2
2578 She's my emotional-support dough. 1.1935 0.04394 93 76 16 1
2579 May I borrow your charger? 1.1935 0.05353 93 80 8 5
2580 It was a toss-up, but I figured I’d fly coach and save a little dough. 1.1935 0.04652 93 77 14 2
2581 It's how I explain relativity. 1.1935 0.04897 93 78 12 3
2582 Repetitive motions calm my fear of flying. 1.1935 0.04652 93 77 14 2
2583 I bet the flight attendant I couldn't get a extra thin crust between my knees and the seat in front of me. 1.1935 0.04652 93 77 14 2
2584 Just catching up on work like everyone else. 1.1935 0.04652 93 77 14 2
2585 Would you like plane or pepperoni? 1.1935 0.04652 93 77 14 2
2586 I’m hoping they make it an Olympic event. 1.1935 0.04897 93 78 12 3
2587 Actually it's part of an experiment for my college physics class. 1.1935 0.04652 93 77 14 2
2588 It's gotta be fresh 1.1935 0.04394 93 76 16 1
2589 Actually, the best dough comes from Ossining. 1.1935 0.05353 93 80 8 5
2590 We offer free delivery 1.1935 0.04652 93 77 14 2
2591 I find the dough rises more quickly at higher altitudes. 1.1935 0.04652 93 77 14 2
2592 ... then my cousin's daughter, Deborah, met up with us in Chicago and could you believe it? Her neighbor, Cindy, was there and she had a bun in the oven... Oh, I just realized her husband is a baker. That's funny... Anyway, my nephew came by later... 1.1935 0.04652 93 77 14 2
2593 I would've been fine with a bag of peanuts. 1.1935 0.04119 93 75 18 0
2594 Don't worry- it's only plastic explosives. 1.1935 0.04897 93 78 12 3
2595 The altitude makes it crispier. 1.1935 0.05130 93 79 10 4
2596 I need a vacation. 1.1935 0.04897 93 78 12 3
2597 I'm trying to set a Guinness Book world record. 1.1935 0.04652 93 77 14 2
2598 And really, it's all just up in the air right now. 1.1935 0.04897 93 78 12 3
2599 The guy in the headphones is on our A list 1.1935 0.05130 93 79 10 4
2600 Nothing to it. I just told them I can't fly without my comfort food. 1.1935 0.04652 93 77 14 2
2601 They never check the toque. I could have brought anything up here. 1.1935 0.04394 93 76 16 1
2602 What do you expect? With all the added fees, I can't afford the in-flight meal... 1.1935 0.04394 93 76 16 1
2603 Pizza fly, that's also amore. 1.1935 0.04652 93 77 14 2
2604 It's the new SkyMall in-flight delivery service. 1.1935 0.04897 93 78 12 3
2605 The olive oil was over 3.4 ounces, I didn't have a choice. 1.1935 0.04394 93 76 16 1
2606 We deliver anywhere, really, anywhere... 1.1935 0.04652 93 77 14 2
2607 Sorry, but I desperately need the practice. 1.1935 0.04652 93 77 14 2
2608 I want to go into politics. I'm good at spin. 1.1935 0.04652 93 77 14 2
2609 ...And this is your brain on drugs. 1.1935 0.04897 93 78 12 3
2610 I'm a nervous tosser. 1.1935 0.04394 93 76 16 1
2611 It's not pie in the sky if it works. 1.1935 0.04652 93 77 14 2
2612 I always get more work done on a plane! 1.1935 0.04394 93 76 16 1
2613 Can you wait until the next stop? My wife will be boarding with the pizza oven. 1.1935 0.04394 93 76 16 1
2614 So there I was, marinara sauce on my pants. 1.1935 0.04394 93 76 16 1
2615 You get a lighter crust at this altitude. 1.1935 0.04652 93 77 14 2
2616 Wait, so the mile high club doesn't refer to hand tossing a pizza at 30,000 feet? 1.1935 0.04897 93 78 12 3
2617 The problem is, I still don't know how to get my oven on board. 1.1935 0.04652 93 77 14 2
2618 You just have to remember to adjust the recipe for the high altitude. 1.1935 0.04652 93 77 14 2
2619 You see, the secret is all in the descent. 1.1935 0.04119 93 75 18 0
2620 You're gonna love my specialty--pizza pie in the sky 1.1935 0.04119 93 75 18 0
2621 No it's a brat. Polish, too. 1.1915 0.04351 94 77 16 1
2622 First class is expensive, but I make a lot of dough. 1.1915 0.04607 94 78 14 2
2623 They're moving to fresh, homemade, hand tossed with free delivery. 1.1889 0.04149 90 73 17 0
2624 It's not easy delivering a pizza in 30 minutes or less. 1.1889 0.04440 90 74 15 1
2625 Just keeping my hands and mind busy. Plus, it's good for your posture! 1.1868 0.04108 91 74 17 0
2626 You have to be really dedicated to get to 10,000 hours. 1.1868 0.04665 91 76 13 2
2627 The best part is, I don't have to open my dough case going through security." Terry Bequette, Williston V 1.1868 0.05162 91 78 9 4
2628 I toss this so I dont toss my cookies 1.1868 0.04108 91 74 17 0
2629 United only charges for bags, not baguettes 1.1868 0.05162 91 78 9 4
2630 After tossing, the recipe clearly states you should let the dough rise. 1.1868 0.04920 91 77 11 3
2631 Couldn't get the wifi 1.1868 0.04665 91 76 13 2
2632 I wouldn't be able to fly if not for my comfort dough 1.1868 0.05393 91 79 7 5
2633 Yeah, I didn't have enough dough for first class either. 1.1868 0.05162 91 78 9 4
2634 They wanted to make the point that good airline food is really pie in the sky. 1.1868 0.04665 91 76 13 2
2635 Yeah, this is my service dough. I’m allowed to have it. 1.1868 0.04665 91 76 13 2
2636 The hardest part is making home deliveries. 1.1868 0.04665 91 76 13 2
2637 The ones that stick to the ceiling are free. 1.1868 0.04665 91 76 13 2
2638 Nothing says pizza like the New York skyline. 1.1868 0.04396 91 75 15 1
2639 No, but I had to check the oven. 1.1868 0.04665 91 76 13 2
2640 I hate airplane food, besides it's getting so expensive. 1.1868 0.04665 91 76 13 2
2641 It's great that they let you bring on your own food. 1.1868 0.04665 91 76 13 2
2642 I always bring along some light kneading on these trips. 1.1868 0.04396 91 75 15 1
2643 I just set a world record for highest pizza toss. 1.1868 0.04396 91 75 15 1
2644 It’s high in carbon footprint. 1.1868 0.04920 91 77 11 3
2645 It's my carry on baguette." 1.1868 0.04920 91 77 11 3
2646 I'm glad they finally opened a food court in SkyMall. 1.1868 0.04665 91 76 13 2
2647 I just don't like airplane food... 1.1868 0.04665 91 76 13 2
2648 Mama mia! Turbulence! 1.1868 0.04665 91 76 13 2
2649 My mom took my electronics away and said I had to learn to do something productive with my hand eye coordination. 1.1868 0.04920 91 77 11 3
2650 To Little Italy. Why do you ask? 1.1868 0.04665 91 76 13 2
2651 ...And then I said, 'I guess I'll take my business elsewhere!' 1.1868 0.05162 91 78 9 4
2652 I pop-up here at 10am on weekdays. 1.1868 0.04665 91 76 13 2
2653 Food Delivery continues to be the trend. 1.1868 0.04920 91 77 11 3
2654 When it takes 2,000 hours to master hand tossing of pizza dough, you take advantage of every opportunity to practice. 1.1868 0.04665 91 76 13 2
2655 It helps keep my mind off the cigarettes 1.1868 0.04920 91 77 11 3
2656 My little Italian grandmother couldn't be happier and more supportive of my mental disorder. 1.1868 0.04920 91 77 11 3
2657 Take-offs are like bake-offs. Sooner or later, everybody falls asleep. 1.1868 0.04920 91 77 11 3
2658 It takes my mind off of being at 35,000 feet. 1.1868 0.04665 91 76 13 2
2659 Your toppings will be waiting on the jetway. 1.1868 0.04665 91 76 13 2
2660 Keeps me away from social media 1.1868 0.05393 91 79 7 5
2661 Unfortunately they limit me to a travel-size marinara. 1.1868 0.04396 91 75 15 1
2662 My wife told me I need a break from work at the pizza parlor so she bought me this trip. So far so good. It feels good to leave it behind for a bit. 1.1868 0.04920 91 77 11 3
2663 My emotional support animal is yeast. 1.1868 0.04108 91 74 17 0
2664 The air-time's the most important factor. 1.1868 0.04396 91 75 15 1
2665 The airfare is cheaper than the rent on a restaurant! 1.1868 0.04396 91 75 15 1
2666 Hey miss, watch me technically tossing this dough at 600mph. 1.1868 0.04920 91 77 11 3
2667 Most nights I can work from home 1.1868 0.04665 91 76 13 2
2668 It’s a toss in the air. 1.1868 0.04665 91 76 13 2
2669 I figured I'd make the most of a layover at La Guardia 1.1868 0.04665 91 76 13 2
2670 This is the chef's idea of 'The Mile High Club'. 1.1868 0.05162 91 78 9 4
2671 I'm really bad at leaving my work at the office. 1.1868 0.05162 91 78 9 4
2672 Sorry, i forgot my laptop 1.1868 0.04396 91 75 15 1
2673 So they invited me to stand behind the President at this political rally and the next thing you know #pizzapieguy went viral. After Colbert, they want me on AGT. 1.1868 0.04920 91 77 11 3
2674 You’re probably right, they called the wrong location. There is no way this is going to be delivered in 30 minutes or less. 1.1868 0.04665 91 76 13 2
2675 I am the White House Chef. I told him, "My cake dough is light." He smirked and said, "When I see it fly, I'll be impressed." It was a bitch getting through security, but it's flying. 1.1860 0.04826 86 72 12 2
2676 When the moon hits your eye like a big pizza pie... 1.1848 0.04870 92 78 11 3
2677 It’s 3 ounces of marinara per flight. 1.1848 0.04352 92 76 15 1
2678 The contest begins an hour after landing and the dough must be tossed for six hours so I have no choice. 1.1848 0.04619 92 77 13 2
2679 It's the air pressure, stupid" 1.1848 0.04870 92 78 11 3
2680 I told them it was my service animal. Boy were they relieved when they saw it wasn't a deer. 1.1848 0.04069 92 75 17 0
2681 I'd offer a slice but I couldn't get the sauce through security. 1.1848 0.04352 92 76 15 1
2682 I'm taking a break from my phone and need to keep my hands busy. 1.1848 0.04870 92 78 11 3
2683 Dessert and wine will be in baggage claim. 1.1848 0.04352 92 76 15 1
2684 Did I leave my oven at home? 1.1818 0.05249 88 76 8 4
2685 Just don't ask for gluten free..... 1.1818 0.04440 88 73 14 1
2686 Sorry if I'm not leaving you mushroom. 1.1818 0.04725 88 74 12 2
2687 I had to to do this to get the trademark. 1.1818 0.04994 88 75 10 3
2688 Only a sucker eats the airplane food. 1.1818 0.04725 88 74 12 2
2689 Like I always say, 'what goes up. must come down!' 1.1818 0.04725 88 74 12 2
2690 Do you know "stairway to oven" ? 1.1818 0.04994 88 75 10 3
2691 Well since our thirty minutes or less applies to the entire USA..... 1.1818 0.04994 88 75 10 3
2692 I hope we take off soon. Our policy is "If it's not ready in four hours, it's free!" 1.1818 0.04440 88 73 14 1
2693 Why yes, I am John Schnatter! 1.1818 0.04994 88 75 10 3
2694 A little extra yeast just in case so it makes a good raft. 1.1818 0.04994 88 75 10 3
2695 The oven seat's the best 1.1818 0.04994 88 75 10 3
2696 It sure beats grilling on the subway. 1.1818 0.04725 88 74 12 2
2697 I used to run a first class establishment, but I need more miles. 1.1818 0.04994 88 75 10 3
2698 Rest assured, I am the only one here making dough! 1.1818 0.04725 88 74 12 2
2699 If you do what you are passionate about, it never feels like a job. 1.1818 0.04725 88 74 12 2
2700 I just love a pizza fly. 1.1818 0.04994 88 75 10 3
2701 I just read Outliers by Malcolm Gladwell. 1.1818 0.04135 88 72 16 0
2702 I couldn't bring my emotional support lasagna. 1.1818 0.04440 88 73 14 1
2703 Pardon the pun, but my best work prospects have been up in the air lately. 1.1818 0.04440 88 73 14 1
2704 I get a lot of work done on flights. 1.1818 0.04440 88 73 14 1
2705 Actually, I like the variety. Sometimes I make knishes. 1.1818 0.04440 88 73 14 1
2706 Testing out a new recipe at high altitudes 1.1818 0.04725 88 74 12 2
2707 It's my emotional support concept. 1.1818 0.04440 88 73 14 1
2708 At least when I was deported they let me take my pizza with me. 1.1818 0.05249 88 76 8 4
2709 Sorry,I cook when I get anxious. 1.1818 0.04725 88 74 12 2
2710 Not everyone can work on a plane. 1.1818 0.04725 88 74 12 2
2711 Nobody delivers pizza faster than me. 1.1818 0.04440 88 73 14 1
2712 If they don’t get their pizza in six hours or less it’s free. 1.1818 0.04440 88 73 14 1
2713 Anchovies? Sorry, only available in first class. 1.1818 0.04994 88 75 10 3
2714 It took 999 tosses before someone finally noticed. 1.1818 0.04725 88 74 12 2
2715 My therapist says its more compulsion than addiction. 1.1818 0.04725 88 74 12 2
2716 My pie is the best in the sky. 1.1818 0.04725 88 74 12 2
2717 Your dough has risen to a cruising altitude of 35,000 feet. You may now select from the following toppings: pretzles or peanuts. 1.1818 0.04135 88 72 16 0
2718 Brought To You By FreshDirect 1.1818 0.04440 88 73 14 1
2719 I'm on a frequent fryer program 1.1818 0.04725 88 74 12 2
2720 I finished reading the safety instruction manual and now I'm bored. 1.1818 0.04725 88 74 12 2
2721 would you rather have the airline luncheon? 1.1818 0.04994 88 75 10 3
2722 It is how high you toss the dough, actually. 1.1818 0.04440 88 73 14 1
2723 I usually toss my cookies on airline flights, so thought I'd mix it up a bit... 1.1818 0.04994 88 75 10 3
2724 I really hate this new Gig Economy. 1.1818 0.04135 88 72 16 0
2725 but they took my water... 1.1818 0.04725 88 74 12 2
2726 Yeah, it’s the new NASA low-gravity research priority, Space Force pizza. 1.1818 0.04725 88 74 12 2
2727 In other news, tiny UFO gets past TSA and beams up prominent Italian chef in mid flight. 1.1818 0.04994 88 75 10 3
2728 It’s the New York altitude makes all the difference. 1.1818 0.04725 88 74 12 2
2729 Your pizza will be ready when the plane lands. 1.1818 0.04725 88 74 12 2
2730 No one from Naples eats airplane food. 1.1818 0.04725 88 74 12 2
2731 I wasn't going to flip,but.... 1.1818 0.04440 88 73 14 1
2732 It's pie in the sky before we die! 1.1818 0.04725 88 74 12 2
2733 I've never tossed one 30,000 feet in the air before." 1.1818 0.04725 88 74 12 2
2734 Space-time, the gravity well, time slows. 1.1818 0.04440 88 73 14 1
2735 Ever since they started charging for snacks, I fly with a little extra dough. 1.1818 0.04440 88 73 14 1
2736 It costs me a lot of dough to fly. 1.1818 0.04440 88 73 14 1
2737 Tossing it in the air makes the dough really fluffy. 1.1818 0.04440 88 73 14 1
2738 I think I'll throw up. 1.1818 0.04725 88 74 12 2
2739 With turbulence I can flip the pizza without raising my arms. 1.1818 0.04725 88 74 12 2
2740 yes, I am unemployed 1.1818 0.04440 88 73 14 1
2741 What goes up comes down 1.1818 0.04440 88 73 14 1
2742 They tell me the gelignite adds a peppery taste. 1.1818 0.04725 88 74 12 2
2743 'Wwll, it's 'PI' day and this seemed appropriate for a junket to Italy." 1.1818 0.04994 88 75 10 3
2744 Don't worry, it's just pie-in-the-sky. 1.1818 0.04135 88 72 16 0
2745 I decided to do this to protest against the world of electronics. 1.1818 0.04994 88 75 10 3
2746 What time does it land 1.1818 0.04725 88 74 12 2
2747 I can't guarantee your safety past the Grand Canyon. 1.1818 0.04440 88 73 14 1
2748 They ran out of peanuts. 1.1818 0.04994 88 75 10 3
2749 Landings can be challenging. 1.1818 0.04725 88 74 12 2
2750 It's a service dough. 1.1818 0.04725 88 74 12 2
2751 It’s plane-doh, non-toxic and no anchovies! 1.1818 0.04994 88 75 10 3
2752 The first one is free, and there is a $50 "pizza claim charge" for each additional pizza. 1.1818 0.04725 88 74 12 2
2753 Thin and crispy, original, cheesy or air force base? 1.1818 0.04994 88 75 10 3
2754 Do you happen to have a rolling pin? 1.1818 0.04725 88 74 12 2
2755 The pilot loves my pizzas. I have no trouble except when there is sudden turbulence. 1.1818 0.04440 88 73 14 1
2756 You think this is bad? Last time I flew I really flipped out. 1.1818 0.05249 88 76 8 4
2757 They made me check the oven. 1.1818 0.04994 88 75 10 3
2758 Why just sit when I can get some work done? 1.1818 0.04440 88 73 14 1
2759 Many say airplane food sucks so here I am. 1.1818 0.05249 88 76 8 4
2760 Still hoping for an upgrade to business class. 1.1818 0.04440 88 73 14 1
2761 I'm on a delivery run for Sky-High Pizza. 1.1818 0.04440 88 73 14 1
2762 I make a nice Chicago Pizza, a delicious New York Pizza, a California Pizza, a Rochester Pizza, a Texas Pizza, an Albuquerque Pizza, a Miami Pizza, a Pittsburgh Pizza... 1.1818 0.04440 88 73 14 1
2763 Mine's strictly an analog profession. 1.1818 0.04725 88 74 12 2
2764 The high altitude helps the dough rise. 1.1818 0.04440 88 73 14 1
2765 I'm trying to join something very few had done: Mile High Cooking Club. 1.1798 0.04676 89 75 12 2
2766 We hit the tarmac in Philly, this baby’ll be ready for the sauce and cheese. 1.1798 0.04676 89 75 12 2
2767 I can't afford a lap top. 1.1798 0.04941 89 76 10 3
2768 So I thought, how can I stop myself staring at a screen the whole way home every day? 1.1798 0.04394 89 74 14 1
2769 Well, the current world record for longest pizza toss is 1 week and 3 days. I am now on day 6. 1.1798 0.04394 89 74 14 1
2770 Without gluten, altitude becomes more important 1.1798 0.04093 89 73 16 0
2771 Yeah, these long flights can be a nuisance -especially if you're sitting next to 'headphones' here. He's been humming songs the entire flight -c'mon gimme a break! 1.1798 0.04394 89 74 14 1
2772 Why, yes, I am developing a high-altitude cookbook. 1.1798 0.04676 89 75 12 2
2773 Oh, I'm practicing for my job interview. It's next to the airport. 1.1798 0.04676 89 75 12 2
2774 They used to just ship out the water for New York-style... 1.1798 0.04941 89 76 10 3
2775 Thanks to these long commutes, I now have a bit more “me” time. 1.1798 0.04394 89 74 14 1
2776 We have to get in there in 30 minutes. 1.1798 0.04676 89 75 12 2
2777 My new pizza à la airplane mode 1.1798 0.04394 89 74 14 1
2778 I’m flying to LA on business, auditioning for a pilot on the Food Channel. And you? 1.1798 0.04676 89 75 12 2
2779 Beats flipping burgers. 1.1798 0.04941 89 76 10 3
2780 Part of the challenge of coast-to-coast delivery is making sure the pizzas arrive fresh. 1.1798 0.04676 89 75 12 2
2781 "Real regulars and big tippers, but they moved." 1.1798 0.04941 89 76 10 3
2782 At this altitude, the dough simply performs better. 1.1765 0.05070 85 73 9 3
2783 Excuse me, do you have a moment to talk about our lord and savior, Pizza Crust? 1.1765 0.04484 85 71 13 1
2784 I thought this was the gluten-free section. 1.1765 0.05339 85 74 7 4
2785 Don't you hate it when people take up all the space in the overhead bin? It's like, what's wrong with people? 1.1765 0.04786 85 72 11 2
2786 My career plans are up in the air... 1.1765 0.04786 85 72 11 2
2787 I call it a UFDoh. 1.1765 0.05070 85 73 9 3
2788 She was wearing a burqa? jeez, they'll let anyone on planes these days. 1.1765 0.05070 85 73 9 3
2789 I have a large back order that I'm trying to catch up on. 1.1765 0.04484 85 71 13 1
2790 I've heard it helps get the gluten out. 1.1765 0.04484 85 71 13 1
2791 It's our most expensive pizza. 1.1765 0.04786 85 72 11 2
2792 Is your screen working? My screen is not working. 1.1765 0.04484 85 71 13 1
2793 It happens every time I put in too much yeast! 1.1765 0.05070 85 73 9 3
2794 Looks like everybody else went for the gluten-free option. 1.1765 0.04484 85 71 13 1
2795 The reason I flip the pizza dough it keeps me calm, I hate flying. plus the altatude makes for a taster crust. 1.1765 0.05070 85 73 9 3
2796 But I'm not obsessed, I'm dedicated. 1.1765 0.04786 85 72 11 2
2797 We don't actually make the pizza. The tease is part of Economy Plus What-You-Would-Get-If-You-Were-in-First-Class. 1.1765 0.04786 85 72 11 2
2798 This is our 34,000-ft. special. 1.1765 0.04484 85 71 13 1
2799 Flipping is easy... getting it past security is hard. 1.1765 0.04484 85 71 13 1
2800 I like to work, even when I’m traveling 1.1765 0.04484 85 71 13 1
2801 But I need my tray table! 1.1765 0.04786 85 72 11 2
2802 Yes, I have attention-deficit hyperactivity disorder. No, I'm not Italian. 1.1765 0.05070 85 73 9 3
2803 Love those downdrafts. 1.1765 0.05070 85 73 9 3
2804 So you see, though from our point of view it's moving vertically, the spinning shell actually traces a shallow, helical parabola. 1.1765 0.04786 85 72 11 2
2805 I can only do mini pizzas in coach. 1.1765 0.04484 85 71 13 1
2806 Piping hot in your mouth by the end of the flight, or it's free! 1.1765 0.04484 85 71 13 1
2807 They're bigger than sick bags. 1.1765 0.04786 85 72 11 2
2808 It's the only way to get my dough to rise 1.1765 0.04786 85 72 11 2
2809 PreCheck has its perks. 1.1744 0.04734 86 73 11 2
2810 Papa John; Back to reality 1.1744 0.04734 86 73 11 2
2811 'Extra this, extra that,' I have to start early. 1.1744 0.04734 86 73 11 2
2812 My job keeps me up in the air. 1.1744 0.04436 86 72 13 1
2813 The best pizzas are made with fresh New York dough 1.1728 0.04903 81 69 10 2
2814 You work, they work, I work. That's our economy. 1.1728 0.04578 81 68 12 1
2815 My Flight To The Pizza Chefs Convention Was Overbooked And They Offered Me Some Dough For This One 1.1728 0.04578 81 68 12 1
2816 I had to put the sauce into a few contact cases I had, most of it ended up on the floor by the security line though. 1.1728 0.04578 81 68 12 1
2817 I'm on a work trip. 1.1728 0.04903 81 69 10 2
2818 Personal chefs still don't fly first class. 1.1728 0.04578 81 68 12 1
2819 Emotional support dough. 1.1728 0.04227 81 67 14 0
2820 If this were American Airlines, I would’ve already been beaten and dragged out by my eyelashes to make room for the Burger King mascot.” “Capitalism, am I right? 1.1728 0.04227 81 67 14 0
2821 Yeah, I flipped before George Poppadomoulos! 1.1728 0.04227 81 67 14 0
2822 It's great that they have cooking shows on the in-flight entertainment system. 1.1728 0.04578 81 68 12 1
2823 My Emotional Support Pizza is a lot easier to get on board than my Emotional Support Pig. 1.1728 0.04227 81 67 14 0
2824 I'm-a time-a da tosses (ha ha) with da altitude losses. 1.1728 0.04227 81 67 14 0
2825 We’re going for the highest pie. We’ve got to beat Denver before closing. 1.1728 0.04227 81 67 14 0
2826 They pay me to double check the air pressure. 1.1724 0.04073 87 72 15 0
2827 I'm testing altitude adjustments. 1.1724 0.04073 87 72 15 0
2828 The pizzeria game never sleeps. 1.1724 0.04073 87 72 15 0
2829 I make more dough this way 1.1724 0.04073 87 72 15 0
2830 It wouldn't fit in the overhead compartment. 1.1724 0.04073 87 72 15 0
2831 One time I had to make a pizza with tiny pizza toppings for some idiot! 1.1724 0.04073 87 72 15 0
2832 Some make theirs in the homeland and some make it in the US. I, however, make it on the plane to and from the homeland. That's artisan! 1.1724 0.04073 87 72 15 0
2833 Is your partner also pressuring you to make more dough? 1.1711 0.04348 76 63 13 0
2834 I know it's a half-baked idea. 1.1711 0.05091 76 65 9 2
2835 The US economy is shooting through the roof! 1.1688 0.04297 77 64 13 0
2836 It’s therapy dough. 1.1688 0.04678 77 65 11 1
2837 It is lighter and fluffier. 1.1687 0.04793 83 71 10 2
2838 It demeans me when you refer to it as ‘just another one of my pie-in-the-sky schemes. 1.1687 0.04135 83 69 14 0
2839 My fidget-spinner didn't make it through security. 1.1687 0.04476 83 70 12 1
2840 ...well, for one thing, you can’t just eat a puppy after the plane lands. 1.1687 0.04476 83 70 12 1
2841 The low cabin pressure gives it a slightly flakier crust, though a much higher price. 1.1687 0.04476 83 70 12 1
2842 Occupational habit. 1.1687 0.04135 83 69 14 0
2843 My company will only pay for flights if we use the time to get work done. 1.1687 0.04135 83 69 14 0
2844 Sure, the legroom is shrinking, but the armroom is still fantastic! 1.1687 0.04135 83 69 14 0
2845 Well, would you prefer Mexican? 1.1687 0.04476 83 70 12 1
2846 We get a better texture of the gluten-free dough after a quick toss at 30,000 feet. 1.1687 0.04476 83 70 12 1
2847 I know what your thinking, but the truth is this is my ‘Service Pizza’. 1.1687 0.04793 83 71 10 2
2848 See? Even pizza dough can't stretch out in an airplane seat. 1.1687 0.04793 83 71 10 2
2849 I figured I could either toss this... or my cookies. 1.1687 0.04476 83 70 12 1
2850 I upgraded to the new on-board DIY Easy Bake oven. 1.1687 0.04476 83 70 12 1
2851 ...and after 3 hours at 35,000 feet, it will still be dough because TSA confiscated my toaster oven. 1.1687 0.04476 83 70 12 1
2852 Practice makes perfect 1.1687 0.04793 83 71 10 2
2853 This is my pie in the sky. 1.1687 0.04476 83 70 12 1
2854 It's my companion crust. 1.1687 0.04476 83 70 12 1
2855 Are you going to eat those peanuts? 1.1687 0.04135 83 69 14 0
2856 This is why I told them delivery should have a five mile radius... 1.1687 0.04793 83 71 10 2
2857 I call it "The Aristocrats." 1.1687 0.05372 83 73 6 4
2858 I swear I’m up to no good. 1.1687 0.04476 83 70 12 1
2859 Being a four fingered baker sucks 1.1687 0.04476 83 70 12 1
2860 I was rollin' in the wrong kinda dough to buy a first class ticket. 1.1687 0.04793 83 71 10 2
2861 My dad was the Pillsbury Doughboy, sorry this seat became a toss up. 1.1687 0.05091 83 72 8 3
2862 Would you prefer peanuts or pretzels? 1.1687 0.04476 83 70 12 1
2863 I need to practice, I have an exam coming up. 1.1687 0.04135 83 69 14 0
2864 I've been told that I've got a kind of 'pie in the sky' mentality. 1.1687 0.04793 83 71 10 2
2865 Right, the pizza guy in first class gets the oven first. 1.1687 0.04476 83 70 12 1
2866 yeah we are trying out new menu options. 1.1687 0.04793 83 71 10 2
2867 Peanut allergy. 1.1687 0.04793 83 71 10 2
2868 Have you heard of “farm to flight”? It’s taking off! 1.1687 0.05091 83 72 8 3
2869 I read that long flights are great for getting some work done. 1.1687 0.04135 83 69 14 0
2870 People have no idea what it takes to get the dough right. 1.1687 0.04476 83 70 12 1
2871 Experimenting on how altitude and speed affects the crust. 1.1687 0.04476 83 70 12 1
2872 The Air Marshals are hungry 1.1687 0.05091 83 72 8 3
2873 Well, nothing was working in the galley, and it's a long flight. 1.1687 0.05372 83 73 6 4
2874 My boss lets us count work travel as work time. 1.1687 0.04793 83 71 10 2
2875 I always take my work with me. 1.1687 0.04135 83 69 14 0
2876 Had to get away from that oven.... 1.1687 0.04793 83 71 10 2
2877 I got an order for a Pie in the Sky. 1.1687 0.04135 83 69 14 0
2878 The Mile High Pizza Club is the new safe sex. 1.1687 0.04793 83 71 10 2
2879 It’s all about the altitude 1.1687 0.04793 83 71 10 2
2880 I find that these sudden downdrafts improve the quality of the pizza. 1.1687 0.04135 83 69 14 0
2881 The higher we go .... the better the dough. 1.1687 0.05091 83 72 8 3
2882 Doughn't mind me, this is just how I pasta time 1.1687 0.04476 83 70 12 1
2883 Trying to get a little work in before we take off. 1.1687 0.05091 83 72 8 3
2884 The Devil makes work of idle hands 1.1687 0.04476 83 70 12 1
2885 Pizzas have no fear of flying! 1.1687 0.04793 83 71 10 2
2886 My flyer miles saved me some dough. 1.1687 0.04135 83 69 14 0
2887 I am known for my 'mile high pizza pie' ! 1.1687 0.04793 83 71 10 2
2888 WHILE WORKING IN THE CABINET, I TAKE PLANE RIDES AND DE-STRESS BY MAKING PIZZA. 1.1687 0.04793 83 71 10 2
2889 It's nice to have a few hours to catch up on work. 1.1687 0.05091 83 72 8 3
2890 I have never been a fan of plane food. 1.1687 0.05091 83 72 8 3
2891 You know they aren't making their own dough up here, right? 1.1687 0.04793 83 71 10 2
2892 I'm trying out for a job at a pizza parlor and I didn't have time to practice. 1.1687 0.04476 83 70 12 1
2893 I couldn't hack another peanut! 1.1687 0.04476 83 70 12 1
2894 Thank goodness we have these flights to catch up on work. 1.1687 0.04476 83 70 12 1
2895 MacBook Dough 1.1687 0.05091 83 72 8 3
2896 It's easier at 40, 000 feet. 1.1687 0.04793 83 71 10 2
2897 ...And I thought grilling on the subway was novel! 1.1687 0.04476 83 70 12 1
2898 the other day I was making Nān-e Barbari and it nearly got me on the No Fly list 1.1687 0.05091 83 72 8 3
2899 It's an altitude thing. 1.1687 0.04476 83 70 12 1
2900 if you mind the smell of anchovies, there's a seat in the row behind us that's empty 1.1687 0.04476 83 70 12 1
2901 On the next episode of The Psychic Pizza Dough Detective... 1.1687 0.04476 83 70 12 1
2902 Yes, of course LaGuardia is much better than O'hare. 1.1687 0.04793 83 71 10 2
2903 They let me work from home today. 1.1687 0.04135 83 69 14 0
2904 I thought you said this was to go? 1.1687 0.04476 83 70 12 1
2905 Turns out the job description was just that: pie in the sky. 1.1687 0.04793 83 71 10 2
2906 Aerating the dough makes all the difference. 1.1687 0.04476 83 70 12 1
2907 Sorry, not enough dough for first class. 1.1687 0.05639 83 74 4 5
2908 I like to carry my work home too! 1.1687 0.04476 83 70 12 1
2909 Sorry, my sausage always jumps up when I’m near a woman 1.1687 0.04135 83 69 14 0
2910 I’m just here in case the flight is diverted. 1.1687 0.04793 83 71 10 2
2911 I’m just hoping for the stage in my career when I don’t have to always take my work on vacation 1.1687 0.04793 83 71 10 2
2912 I hope I don't seem like the kind of person who has pie in the sky expectations. 1.1687 0.05372 83 73 6 4
2913 It's a comfort food. 1.1687 0.04476 83 70 12 1
2914 It was easier than learning Italian. 1.1687 0.04476 83 70 12 1
2915 This is the highest altitude ive ever made a pizza at! 1.1687 0.04793 83 71 10 2
2916 I prefer to bring my own snacks. 1.1687 0.04476 83 70 12 1
2917 seems like everyone works during their commute 1.1687 0.04793 83 71 10 2
2918 I forgot my I phone 1.1687 0.05372 83 73 6 4
2919 If there’s a change in cabin pressure, I may need help with my oxygen mask... 1.1687 0.04476 83 70 12 1
2920 I find the high altitude renders a certain je ne sais quoi to the texture of the dough. 1.1687 0.04793 83 71 10 2
2921 Being the best pizza chef is like method acting: you eat, dream, fly with pizza. 1.1687 0.04476 83 70 12 1
2922 Would you mind tossing while I stretch? 1.1687 0.04476 83 70 12 1
2923 I was told you need a lot of dough to sit in First Class. 1.1687 0.05091 83 72 8 3
2924 Pizza making was a fall back when my juggling career failed. 1.1687 0.04476 83 70 12 1
2925 Not that I have a problem, but my boss is sending me to Rome where they have a 12-step program for people like me. 1.1687 0.04793 83 71 10 2
2926 Having to cook here is pain in the air 1.1687 0.05091 83 72 8 3
2927 It's the best way I can get the dough to rise. 1.1687 0.04793 83 71 10 2
2928 Just trying to take my mind off me forgetting my laptop 1.1687 0.04793 83 71 10 2
2929 Last year I was tossing salad. 1.1687 0.04476 83 70 12 1
2930 The key is to bring your own water. 1.1687 0.04476 83 70 12 1
2931 If I'm gonna be stuck in a seat for a few hours I like to at least get some work done. 1.1687 0.04135 83 69 14 0
2932 I couldn’t get the sauce through security. 1.1687 0.04793 83 71 10 2
2933 This helps me relax during flights... 1.1687 0.04476 83 70 12 1
2934 Most people love the edges but I’m more of a middle man, myself.” 1.1687 0.04476 83 70 12 1
2935 Slinging dough in the sky, mile high pizza pies, that's Lombardi. (That's Lombardi) 15D look at me, can't you see I'm not just some Grimaldi (some Grimaldi)..."(to the tune of Dean Martin's "That's Amore" 1.1687 0.04793 83 71 10 2
2936 Yeah, I know, those fidget spinners drive me crazy too! 1.1687 0.04793 83 71 10 2
2937 I don’t like traveling but I knead the dough. 1.1667 0.04091 84 70 14 0
2938 I have to get ahead on orders. As soon as this plane lands I bet I'll have six new ones waiting for me. 1.1667 0.04247 78 65 13 0
2939 Oh fuck! 1.1667 0.04970 78 67 9 2
2940 The butcher and candlestick maker took the red-eye; remember, never put all your eggs in one basket.. that's my line, but you're welcome to use it. 1.1667 0.04427 84 71 12 1
2941 Trying another spin on my dough, before we land in Cyprus! 1.1667 0.04623 78 66 11 1
2942 I’m so happy that I stole some time for a vacation. 1.1667 0.04247 78 65 13 0
2943 The quiet car? I thought they said “quite a car!” 1.1667 0.04623 78 66 11 1
2944 I just can't seem to leave my work behind! 1.1667 0.04247 78 65 13 0
2945 Peanuts or pretzels? It's a toss up. 1.1667 0.04623 78 66 11 1
2946 I want to buy a nice laptop, but I just knead dough. 1.1667 0.04623 78 66 11 1
2947 I'm making a pizza. 1.1667 0.04247 78 65 13 0
2948 If I were to put it in those terms, I guess the middle seat is sort of like the sauce. 1.1667 0.04247 78 65 13 0
2949 I don't feel like reading my book. 1.1628 0.04637 86 74 10 2
2950 The real disappointment is TSA confiscated the pepperoni. 1.1628 0.04332 86 73 12 1
2951 He asked if I had anything to declare and I said just a little dough. 1.1628 0.04637 86 74 10 2
2952 Thought I'd make big bucks selling this pizza out here but half the people on this plane don't even have mouths! 1.1625 0.04516 80 68 11 1
2953 It's all in the air time. 1.1625 0.04516 80 68 11 1
2954 Settle in, because this is just the first step in making my signature Mile High Club. 1.1625 0.04853 80 69 9 2
2955 I always get the munchies when I get high. 1.1625 0.04516 80 68 11 1
2956 my mom said this would be more lucrative than a fidget spinner 1.1625 0.04516 80 68 11 1
2957 To put it in context, first class has a caviar buffet. And there's no oven. 1.1625 0.04516 80 68 11 1
2958 Welcome to my new show, "Making Pizza in Unexpected Places" 1.1625 0.04516 80 68 11 1
2959 The secret is in the altitude. 1.1625 0.04516 80 68 11 1
2960 So I figured, what the hell, why should we passengers be the only ones who get tossed around up here? 1.1625 0.04853 80 69 9 2
2961 Well, now you know how we get “rising crust”dough... 1.1625 0.04853 80 69 9 2
2962 My first time -- trying to find out whether I might acquire a taste for flying ... 1.1625 0.04516 80 68 11 1
2963 I knead to spin some dough, so I'm leaven on a jet plane. 1.1625 0.04516 80 68 11 1
2964 It's the only way to make sure it's authentic. 1.1625 0.04853 80 69 9 2
2965 Yes, a pizza chef tossing raw dough in coach is cool, but in First Class they get a pizza oven too. 1.1625 0.04516 80 68 11 1
2966 At least, I ‘m not on my phone or tablet! 1.1625 0.04853 80 69 9 2
2967 If you don't eat it,it can used as a flotation device in the event of an emergency. 1.1625 0.04516 80 68 11 1
2968 Sourdough crust requires patience and attention. 1.1625 0.04516 80 68 11 1
2969 My brother in San Francisco misses fresh baked New York pizza. 1.1625 0.04516 80 68 11 1
2970 Emotional support dough. And the pizza turns out delicious. 1.1625 0.04516 80 68 11 1
2971 We bake it until we make it! 1.1625 0.04516 80 68 11 1
2972 Would you like pepperoni on that? 1.1625 0.04516 80 68 11 1
2973 This 30 minute or it's free deal is murder when you're trying to service Rapid City, South Dakota 1.1625 0.05169 80 70 7 3
2974 I'd spring for first class, but who has the dough? 1.1625 0.04853 80 69 9 2
2975 Wurst case scenario... 1.1625 0.04516 80 68 11 1
2976 The dough settles better at 30,000 feet. 1.1625 0.05467 80 71 5 4
2977 I'm allergic to chicken & fish. 1.1625 0.04151 80 67 13 0
2978 My tray table is up Susan. What do you want? 1.1625 0.04516 80 68 11 1
2979 I hate to work on the plane. 1.1625 0.04151 80 67 13 0
2980 Missed my flight. 1.1625 0.05467 80 71 5 4
2981 If it doesn't come down......then I'll have something! 1.1625 0.04151 80 67 13 0
2982 My travel insurance policy covers loss of dough. 1.1625 0.04853 80 69 9 2
2983 The crust really rises in this altitude! 1.1625 0.04516 80 68 11 1
2984 I like to bring some extra dough when I travel. 1.1625 0.04516 80 68 11 1
2985 How about that airline food? 1.1625 0.04516 80 68 11 1
2986 At this elevation, it gets upgraded to HAUTE CUISINE. 1.1625 0.04516 80 68 11 1
2987 The secret ingredient is the air pressure. 1.1625 0.04516 80 68 11 1
2988 I'm prepping a TED talk about dough being up in the air. 1.1625 0.04151 80 67 13 0
2989 Avoid the Noid isn't the worst goal in life, right? 1.1625 0.04853 80 69 9 2
2990 It's a personal pie. I can only do family style in first class. 1.1625 0.04516 80 68 11 1
2991 It makes the flight seem shorter. 1.1625 0.04853 80 69 9 2
2992 Well, it's this or the moon so protect your eyes. 1.1625 0.04853 80 69 9 2
2993 Dough mind if I do. 1.1625 0.05169 80 70 7 3
2994 I'm hoping to get into the mile high club by throwing some dough around. 1.1625 0.04151 80 67 13 0
2995 Not all pizza delivery drones are alike. 1.1625 0.04853 80 69 9 2
2996 If I had more dough, I wouldn't be flying economy. 1.1625 0.05169 80 70 7 3
2997 I bring my own snack. 1.1625 0.04516 80 68 11 1
2998 Don't worry, I'm the captain but I make a darn good pizza. 1.1625 0.05169 80 70 7 3
2999 Our thirty minute delivery guarantee made more sense before in-flight calling. 1.1625 0.05169 80 70 7 3
3000 Is this the free entertainment or do I have to pay for this? 1.1625 0.04151 80 67 13 0
3001 I've been getting told that I look like Matthew Modine since high school. 1.1625 0.04853 80 69 9 2
3002 I like making pizza abroad. 1.1625 0.05467 80 71 5 4
3003 advertised "free delivery" anywhere! 1.1625 0.04853 80 69 9 2
3004 What? It helps make the dough airy. 1.1625 0.04516 80 68 11 1
3005 Mama Mia, That’s a Airline Food 1.1625 0.04516 80 68 11 1
3006 Do you mind? I’m gluten free 1.1625 0.04516 80 68 11 1
3007 It's an Italian thing 1.1625 0.05169 80 70 7 3
3008 Before I got the dough to fly, I had to get the dough to fly. 1.1625 0.05169 80 70 7 3
3009 They did say working in the restaurant industry would take me places. 1.1625 0.04151 80 67 13 0
3010 Helps with my fear of flying. 1.1625 0.04516 80 68 11 1
3011 When I finish mine I can assist you with yours. 1.1625 0.04151 80 67 13 0
3012 Really! I have no idea either. 1.1625 0.05169 80 70 7 3
3013 The nicotine patches give me hives. 1.1625 0.05467 80 71 5 4
3014 SIR THIS IS NOT YOUR KITCHEN 1.1625 0.05169 80 70 7 3
3015 This is the highest I’ve ever tossed 1.1625 0.04151 80 67 13 0
3016 Testing drone deliveries. 1.1625 0.04516 80 68 11 1
3017 Didn't think I could do this sitting down 1.1625 0.04151 80 67 13 0
3018 This would’ve been so much easier had they not phased out the in-flight cornmeal. 1.1625 0.04853 80 69 9 2
3019 You see...we never get credit for inventing flight. 1.1625 0.04151 80 67 13 0
3020 I love to travel, but pizza is my passion. 1.1625 0.04853 80 69 9 2
3021 Why, yes it is! I can’t go anywhere without my emotional support pizza dough. 1.1625 0.04151 80 67 13 0
3022 We're going international. 1.1625 0.04853 80 69 9 2
3023 I don't even think about it. If you do, you end up with pizza dough all over your face. 1.1625 0.04151 80 67 13 0
3024 I'm up in the air on the best dough prep. 1.1625 0.04151 80 67 13 0
3025 Sourdough pizza crust hopefully the foodie rage of 2019...this is the starter 1.1625 0.04151 80 67 13 0
3026 You did order a plain (plane) pizza. 1.1625 0.04516 80 68 11 1
3027 Dough not rising is the yeast of my worries. 1.1625 0.05169 80 70 7 3
3028 I did not have time to buy anything at the airport 1.1625 0.05169 80 70 7 3
3029 On the way to the pizza convention. Didn't want to lose my touch. 1.1625 0.04516 80 68 11 1
3030 My old restaurant had too much overhead. 1.1625 0.04516 80 68 11 1
3031 My clients expect a longer delivery time. 1.1625 0.04151 80 67 13 0
3032 I’m still up in the air about pizza... 1.1625 0.04853 80 69 9 2
3033 It’s highly interactive in person. It doesn’t quite translate to social media. 1.1625 0.04516 80 68 11 1
3034 I get nervous on doughmestic flights 1.1625 0.04516 80 68 11 1
3035 They say the altitude helps the dough rise. 1.1625 0.05467 80 71 5 4
3036 I have a connecting flight to Flavortown. 1.1625 0.04853 80 69 9 2
3037 I was hired to distract passengers from the absolutely unjustifiably outrageous extra charges every one is paying. 1.1625 0.05169 80 70 7 3
3038 This whole work on the go idea is a bit of a bit of a pie in the sky if you ask me. 1.1625 0.04516 80 68 11 1
3039 Grub-hub Deluxe” 1.1625 0.05169 80 70 7 3
3040 I normally fly first class, but I haven't made as much dough lately. 1.1625 0.04853 80 69 9 2
3041 Italy was nice, but the Tower of Pisa didn't exactly live up to my expectations 1.1625 0.04151 80 67 13 0
3042 The TSA agent confiscated my fidget spinner. 1.1625 0.04151 80 67 13 0
3043 I guess I just don't understand why a $350 ticket only buys me some crackers and half of a soda. I'm sure you feel the same. 1.1625 0.04151 80 67 13 0
3044 I lost my thumbs in 'Nam. Now this is all I can do for a living. 1.1625 0.04516 80 68 11 1
3045 How about a plane pizza courtesy of the Captain? 1.1625 0.04853 80 69 9 2
3046 I use long flights to get some work done. 1.1625 0.04853 80 69 9 2
3047 Nothing makes dough rise faster than a 747. 1.1625 0.04516 80 68 11 1
3048 I'm going for the mile high carbohydrate club. 1.1625 0.04853 80 69 9 2
3049 I'm traveling to one of those televised baking competitions. Mind if I practice? 1.1625 0.04151 80 67 13 0
3050 I know all the tricks for getting dough through security. 1.1625 0.04853 80 69 9 2
3051 According to Malcolm Gladwell, I still need 9, 999 more hours of practice. 1.1625 0.04853 80 69 9 2
3052 Does the plane weigh more now? 1.1625 0.05169 80 70 7 3
3053 More airlines are banning pets; it's my 'emotional support hobby.' 1.1625 0.04516 80 68 11 1
3054 Don't get me wrong, it's great to visit new places, I just can't ever seem to fully disconnect from work. 1.1625 0.05169 80 70 7 3
3055 I asked for a fidget spinner 1.1625 0.05169 80 70 7 3
3056 Yeah, I WAS a pilot but this is the only way to make any dough in the airline business... 1.1625 0.04151 80 67 13 0
3057 Only way to get to my bake off was this take off. 1.1625 0.04516 80 68 11 1
3058 Better to toss dough than toss chunks, amiright? 1.1625 0.04151 80 67 13 0
3059 I hope the smoke alarm doesn’t go off when I cook this in the bathroom. 1.1625 0.05169 80 70 7 3
3060 'Figure if I can do it im my sleep, I can do it on public transit." 1.1625 0.05169 80 70 7 3
3061 I knead the dough 1.1625 0.04853 80 69 9 2
3062 On these short commuter hops everyone's so busy no-one notices when we reach zero-g. 1.1625 0.04151 80 67 13 0
3063 The first rule of the mile-high pizza club--no turbulence. 1.1625 0.04853 80 69 9 2
3064 I always end up taking my work with me on a flight. 1.1625 0.04151 80 67 13 0
3065 Altitude means something to dough. 1.1625 0.04853 80 69 9 2
3066 People always ask me, "Vito, your pizza is so great, but why does it cost so much?" My answer, "I always let my dough rise to at least 35,000 ft altitude. That's what gives it that airy fluffiness, and I'm trying to build up my frequent flyer miles." 1.1625 0.04516 80 68 11 1
3067 These commuter flights help me make extra dough. 1.1625 0.04516 80 68 11 1
3068 I used to juggle snakes, but nobody noticed that either. 1.1625 0.04516 80 68 11 1
3069 I'm trying to get over my fear of flying...pizza. 1.1625 0.04853 80 69 9 2
3070 The higher you go the better the pizza. 1.1625 0.04516 80 68 11 1
3071 Authentic Newark pizza. 1.1625 0.04853 80 69 9 2
3072 In first class, this airline serves REALLY fresh pizza! 1.1625 0.04516 80 68 11 1
3073 My career's kind of up in the air right now... 1.1625 0.04853 80 69 9 2
3074 And they said leaving the food truck industry was a pie in the sky! 1.1625 0.04516 80 68 11 1
3075 I wanted to do a Benihana dinner, but had a little trouble selling that to the TSA. 1.1625 0.04516 80 68 11 1
3076 Everybody said it was a pie in the sky idea, but just look at me now! 1.1625 0.04853 80 69 9 2
3077 It's called 'Lap to Table.' 1.1605 0.04104 81 68 13 0
3078 It’s the sky toss that counts 1.1600 0.04262 75 63 12 0
3079 I vowed to not bring work home over this vacation. How do you think that promise is working. 1.1600 0.04262 75 63 12 0
3080 I always fly economy class to save some dough. 1.1600 0.04665 75 64 10 1
3081 You think this is crazy crutch? You should've seen the guy on my last flight with the drinking problem. 1.1600 0.04262 75 63 12 0
3082 Only way to create an authenticBoeing Deep Dish. 1.1600 0.04262 75 63 12 0
3083 The frequent flier miles are baked in. 1.1600 0.04665 75 64 10 1
3084 Everyone in economy wants to know what they're having for dinner behind the curtain in first class. 1.1600 0.04262 75 63 12 0
3085 It’s the only way to have authentic MY-style pizza in LA. 1.1585 0.04058 82 69 13 0
3086 You should see what they get in first class! 1.1585 0.04058 82 69 13 0
3087 I got a lot of frequent fryer miles. 1.1585 0.04058 82 69 13 0
3088 It's my bread and butter. 1.1585 0.04414 82 70 11 1
3089 You think this flight cost YOU a lot of dough? 1.1585 0.05050 82 72 7 3
3090 Now I can advertise my pizza dough is thrown as high as 35,000 feet. 1.1585 0.04058 82 69 13 0
3091 I get a free flight, but I have to make enough for everyone. 1.1585 0.04414 82 70 11 1
3092 I brought along some extra dough in case we need it ! 1.1585 0.04058 82 69 13 0
3093 Chicago-style just doesn't fly 1.1579 0.04608 76 65 10 1
3094 Last year I dressed as a vampire for Halloween, but I didn't commit to the role. 1.1579 0.04608 76 65 10 1
3095 The secret is love, patience, and about 30 000 feet altitude. 1.1579 0.04608 76 65 10 1
3096 Looks like you have a deadline, too? 1.1579 0.04608 76 65 10 1
3097 It’s a gig, yeah — but I’m not just all about dough. 1.1579 0.04608 76 65 10 1
3098 Ever since they banned peanuts I’ve been making my own snacks 1.1579 0.04608 76 65 10 1
3099 Plane cheese? 1.1579 0.04608 76 65 10 1
3100 It's called Middle Seat Syndrome. 1.1579 0.04608 76 65 10 1
3101 Would you like a slice ? 1.1579 0.04608 76 65 10 1
3102 The new Cooking Channel games show: “Pizza Plane.” 1.1579 0.04608 76 65 10 1
3103 What do you do for a living?" "I am a freelance blog writer from L.A. Last week I tried making Kombucha on an Uber. This week I am making a gluten-free margarita pizza on a plane. 1.1579 0.04608 76 65 10 1
3104 Do you think you can make more dough? 1.1579 0.04975 76 66 8 2
3105 They don't tell you this when you're buying, but business class also has more head room. 1.1579 0.04608 76 65 10 1
3106 I’m attempting a Guinness Record for the highest pizza dough toss. 1.1579 0.04975 76 66 8 2
3107 Making bread is better conversation than listening to drivel from other passengers. 1.1579 0.05316 76 67 6 3
3108 Lard have mercy! 1.1579 0.04975 76 66 8 2
3109 The captain likes it airy. 1.1579 0.04211 76 64 12 0
3110 It’s not easy making a New York a style pizza with a French twist. 1.1579 0.04975 76 66 8 2
3111 Can you believe they made me check my brick oven? 1.1579 0.05316 76 67 6 3
3112 20-20 hindsight, but offering thirty minutes or free was probably a mistake. 1.1579 0.04211 76 64 12 0
3113 I can keep it in the air much longer up here. 1.1579 0.04608 76 65 10 1
3114 We call it Pizza on the Fly 1.1579 0.04211 76 64 12 0
3115 No, I cook for “first”, l don’t fly “first”. 1.1579 0.04608 76 65 10 1
3116 When you forget your device, you find amusement wherever you can. 1.1579 0.04211 76 64 12 0
3117 This one's with dry chicken, soggy vegetables and wilted lettuce... 1.1579 0.04975 76 66 8 2
3118 It’s my support dough. 1.1579 0.04608 76 65 10 1
3119 I just love being able to work from home. 1.1579 0.04975 76 66 8 2
3120 I'm premiering my "Cooking at High Altitude" show this fall. 1.1579 0.04608 76 65 10 1
3121 Bury your nose in a book? Pretend you are working on your laptop? The only way to get someone to talk to you on an airplane? Do something different!! 1.1579 0.04608 76 65 10 1
3122 The safest topping is WD-40. 1.1579 0.04975 76 66 8 2
3123 Have you ever seen someone toss a pizza this high? 1.1579 0.04211 76 64 12 0
3124 Coach is getting meals again! Day old cold pizza _ 1.1579 0.04975 76 66 8 2
3125 Don't mind me, I'm just the pie marshal. 1.1579 0.04211 76 64 12 0
3126 I’m really an aisle seat kind of guy. 1.1579 0.04975 76 66 8 2
3127 Gotta be careful because above 35,000 feet I get a rise out of other passengers. 1.1579 0.04211 76 64 12 0
3128 I could keep working during landing but I don’t want it to end up on the toupee in 37C 1.1558 0.04553 77 66 10 1
3129 Oh crap, I just remembered that TSA confiscated my pizza wheel. 1.1558 0.04553 77 66 10 1
3130 My mother likes her pizza freshly made. 1.1558 0.04914 77 67 8 2
3131 I like a high-rise crust 1.1558 0.04161 77 65 12 0
3132 Coach or Business Class? It's a Toss-Up. 1.1558 0.04553 77 66 10 1
3133 When it comes to perfect pizza dough, it's all in the turbulence. 1.1558 0.04553 77 66 10 1
3134 There's something about turbulence that really makes the dough rise. 1.1558 0.04553 77 66 10 1
3135 It's a very competitive business claiming that your dough rises the highest. 1.1558 0.04553 77 66 10 1
3136 This way I don't have to pay to check a second bag. 1.1558 0.04553 77 66 10 1
3137 Perugia. And you? 1.1558 0.04553 77 66 10 1
3138 So, I do R&D over at Big Pretzel. 1.1558 0.04553 77 66 10 1
3139 The hard part is baking it. 1.1558 0.04914 77 67 8 2
3140 It's all in the altitude! 1.1558 0.05250 77 68 6 3
3141 I'm trying to get into the Mile High Pizza Throwers Club. 1.1558 0.04914 77 67 8 2
3142 Flying saucer northbound coming in for landing 1.1558 0.04161 77 65 12 0
3143 Gives my hands something to do on these long trips." 1.1558 0.04914 77 67 8 2
3144 You don't work the dough--the dough works you... 1.1558 0.04161 77 65 12 0
3145 The toughest part is finding a car with the right humidity in it. 1.1558 0.04553 77 66 10 1
3146 I do a great lasagna on longer flights. 1.1558 0.04161 77 65 12 0
3147 I find TSA does a very thorough job kneading the dough, very handsy. 1.1558 0.04553 77 66 10 1
3148 Normally I get a warning before the seat belt sign goes on 1.1558 0.04553 77 66 10 1
3149 Wait so the overhead cabins DON’T double as ovens? 1.1558 0.04553 77 66 10 1
3150 What?!? You can bring your own food. 1.1558 0.04553 77 66 10 1
3151 The dough acts differently at this altitude. 1.1558 0.04914 77 67 8 2
3152 30 hours or it's free. 1.1558 0.04553 77 66 10 1
3153 ...yeah, I need a new laptop too. I really like how your’s has butterfly keys 1.1558 0.04161 77 65 12 0
3154 If-a the dough don't come down, then-a you know we're in trouble! 1.1558 0.04914 77 67 8 2
3155 I decided to take this recipe to the next level and kick it up a notch. 1.1558 0.04553 77 66 10 1
3156 I tried that with an iPad, but it didn't work very well during a turbulence. 1.1558 0.04914 77 67 8 2
3157 I'm marketing it as "In Flight Pizza". My one carry-on can supply 4 carry outs. 1.1558 0.04161 77 65 12 0
3158 It helps me get a little extra air into it. 1.1558 0.04553 77 66 10 1
3159 You know, after non fat and the gluten-free pizza, the new hype just can be the zero gravity calzone. 1.1558 0.04553 77 66 10 1
3160 I believe in theDomino Effect 1.1558 0.04553 77 66 10 1
3161 Wi, Pie is available starting at 10,000 feet. 1.1558 0.05250 77 68 6 3
3162 Things are really up in the air right now. 1.1558 0.04161 77 65 12 0
3163 I like long flights. I can get work done without any distractions. 1.1558 0.04553 77 66 10 1
3164 It only goes bad in the event of loss of cabin pressure. 1.1558 0.04553 77 66 10 1
3165 I’m going to crash this fucking plane. 1.1558 0.05250 77 68 6 3
3166 I think we went over a bump. 1.1558 0.04161 77 65 12 0
3167 Airplanes have now banned food so now I’m bringing junkfood it’s freshly baked in the sky. 1.1558 0.04161 77 65 12 0
3168 It's a new seating option. All flights lasting 30 to 45 minutes allow the baking of bread! Everybody loves the smell. 1.1558 0.04553 77 66 10 1
3169 I'm hoping to set the flying pizza altitude record. 1.1558 0.04553 77 66 10 1
3170 Well, it's kind of like a pizzaiolo's version of the mile high club. 1.1558 0.04553 77 66 10 1
3171 The old world record for highest pizza toss was only 21' 5'? 1.1558 0.04161 77 65 12 0
3172 Bag fees. No legroom. What's next, no working on the flight? 1.1558 0.04914 77 67 8 2
3173 Google Grubhub and see what's taking so long to get the cheese and sauce here. 1.1558 0.04161 77 65 12 0
3174 This is the new high altitude dough, which I'm just giving a spin for our Mount Everest location. 1.1558 0.04553 77 66 10 1
3175 I am a big fan of high altitude baking. 1.1558 0.05250 77 68 6 3
3176 ...when...the...moon hits your eye... 1.1558 0.04914 77 67 8 2
3177 Is that a pizza or a hotdog? 1.1558 0.04914 77 67 8 2
3178 The wifi connection is weak, but at least we're gluten-free. 1.1558 0.04914 77 67 8 2
3179 I don't get to stop working just because people can't reach me. 1.1558 0.04161 77 65 12 0
3180 Because they wouldn't let me carry on the wood-fired pizza oven. 1.1558 0.04553 77 66 10 1
3181 It's what I do... I toss dough for a living... Gotta stay sharp. 1.1558 0.04914 77 67 8 2
3182 What toppings do you like ? By the way, hot warm does your laptop get ? 1.1558 0.04161 77 65 12 0
3183 Just doing my part to keep gluten alive and not feared.... 1.1558 0.04914 77 67 8 2
3184 Goes great with Monterey Hi-Jack. 1.1558 0.04914 77 67 8 2
3185 i'm so sorry. i was cursed by a pieromancer (pizza-themed wizard) to toss dough for all eternity. if i stop tossing this dough, my blood turns to dust and my bones turn to water. i haven't slept in fourteen years. you must find a way to end my life. 1.1558 0.04914 77 67 8 2
3186 No wifi, no problem 1.1558 0.04553 77 66 10 1
3187 It's fine - I put it in airplane mode. 1.1558 0.04553 77 66 10 1
3188 “High altitude is the best natural ingredient for high rising dough.” 1.1558 0.04553 77 66 10 1
3189 Pretzels or cookies? 1.1558 0.04553 77 66 10 1
3190 I'd like to add you to my LinkedIn network 1.1558 0.05250 77 68 6 3
3191 It's the fastest way to get the dough to rise. 1.1558 0.05250 77 68 6 3
3192 I’m trying out to be the new Chef Boyardee 1.1558 0.05250 77 68 6 3
3193 Look it up: 'Mile-High Club for pizza chefs. 1.1558 0.04914 77 67 8 2
3194 No, I'm actually a prep chef, but you know how the TSA is about knives... 1.1558 0.04914 77 67 8 2
3195 My last service dog was on the do not fly list 1.1558 0.04914 77 67 8 2
3196 Let me guess. You’re surprised I’m making pizza on an airplane. 1.1558 0.04553 77 66 10 1
3197 It keeps my mind off airplane food. Capiche? 1.1558 0.04553 77 66 10 1
3198 I don’t think altitude is the issue. 1.1558 0.04553 77 66 10 1
3199 I don't think I brought enough dough for everyone. 1.1558 0.04161 77 65 12 0
3200 Say what you want about the gig economy. I like not being tied down. 1.1558 0.04914 77 67 8 2
3201 Can you believe I got thru security with this? 1.1558 0.04553 77 66 10 1
3202 This low cost airline really does help you save your dough. 1.1558 0.04914 77 67 8 2
3203 There’s a lotta dough riding on this flip. 1.1558 0.04553 77 66 10 1
3204 I'm hoping for a thunder storm Only way to get really good Chicago deep dish crust 1.1558 0.04161 77 65 12 0
3205 Look up the high altitude baking adjustment, would-ya? 1.1558 0.04553 77 66 10 1
3206 I'm just so happy to see a person of color here! 1.1558 0.04553 77 66 10 1
3207 I'm usually better when I'm in an aisle seat. 1.1558 0.04161 77 65 12 0
3208 This is chef's seat, last seat available 1.1558 0.04161 77 65 12 0
3209 I’m actually a TSA agent in disguise 1.1558 0.04914 77 67 8 2
3210 Yeah, I always bring my own food. 1.1558 0.04161 77 65 12 0
3211 I have restless hands too. 1.1558 0.04553 77 66 10 1
3212 Surorisingly, it's not quite as effective as earbudsbin discouraging talkative seatmates. 1.1558 0.04914 77 67 8 2
3213 You're not gluten-sensitive, are you? 1.1558 0.04914 77 67 8 2
3214 No, it's my comfort pizza. 1.1558 0.04553 77 66 10 1
3215 It helps to make the dough light and airy. 1.1558 0.04914 77 67 8 2
3216 My wife thinks this idea is a pie in the sky. 1.1558 0.04553 77 66 10 1
3217 Ohhh, you don't want daddy's dough anymore. 1.1558 0.04161 77 65 12 0
3218 I am liberating my inner self!. 1.1558 0.04914 77 67 8 2
3219 So Mario told me that if you spin it in the air you get the correct amount of airflow to retain moisture for the perfect crust. 1.1558 0.04161 77 65 12 0
3220 It’s much cheaper than psychotherapy for my fear of flying and I get paid! 1.1558 0.04161 77 65 12 0
3221 The Bytes are appropriate,don't you agree 1.1558 0.04553 77 66 10 1
3222 I have a hard time leaving my work behind... 1.1558 0.04914 77 67 8 2
3223 Hard to get a flipping seat from TSA if your name is Doe 1.1558 0.05566 77 69 4 4
3224 Would you rather me be crying? 1.1558 0.04161 77 65 12 0
3225 It's my comfort pancake. 1.1558 0.04914 77 67 8 2
3226 I couldn't resist a duty-free dough. 1.1558 0.04914 77 67 8 2
3227 I shouldn’t say this—but this is going to be the bomb! 1.1558 0.04553 77 66 10 1
3228 - "Yeah, I simply don't have enough dough to fly first class" 1.1558 0.04914 77 67 8 2
3229 The guy in row 27 has gluten-free. 1.1558 0.04914 77 67 8 2
3230 ”I’m sorry, but you cannot order slices. 1.1558 0.04161 77 65 12 0
3231 The higher we get, the faster we toast. 1.1558 0.04161 77 65 12 0
3232 They like their bratwurst large in Munich 1.1558 0.04553 77 66 10 1
3233 "I prefer a car with a moonroof." 1.1558 0.04914 77 67 8 2
3234 Are you busy? 1.1558 0.05250 77 68 6 3
3235 Yeah, I thought about poetry, but I wanted to make some real dough. 1.1538 0.04855 78 68 8 2
3236 Prepare for landing 1.1519 0.04064 79 67 12 0
3237 I can see your butt. 1.1507 0.04216 73 62 11 0
3238 I've discovered a culinary use for motion sickness. 1.1486 0.04587 74 64 9 1
3239 All this flying is a lot of dough! 1.1486 0.04587 74 64 9 1
3240 They told me I needed more air-time. 1.1486 0.04587 74 64 9 1
3241 How else did you think we make rising crust? 1.1486 0.04164 74 63 11 0
3242 No. Please. Tell me more, I''m not busy at all. 1.1486 0.04164 74 63 11 0
3243 In first class, I make large pies 1.1486 0.04587 74 64 9 1
3244 Does that thing bake, too? 1.1486 0.04587 74 64 9 1
3245 ''I don't mean to scare you, but you do need a proper oven." 1.1486 0.04587 74 64 9 1
3246 You know what they say--practice makes perfect. 1.1486 0.04587 74 64 9 1
3247 Fresh food is an obsession of mine. Why do you ask? 1.1486 0.04164 74 63 11 0
3248 So I said to myself, Mario! They’re all working on the train, so why shouldn’t you? 1.1486 0.04974 74 65 7 2
3249 My analyst says I'm a pessimist, but when this plane goes down and I get something in my face I aim to prove her wrong when I shout dough! 1.1486 0.04974 74 65 7 2
3250 Sure, you can only bring one hundred milliliters of sauce, but you can't beat fresh pizza. 1.1486 0.04164 74 63 11 0
3251 I get no time off work, and I'm always traveling, I hate my job. 1.1486 0.04587 74 64 9 1
3252 The crust is lighter, and I've been screen-free for a week. 1.1486 0.04974 74 65 7 2
3253 If we don’t land in thirty minutes, it’s free. 1.1486 0.04587 74 64 9 1
3254 I fly coach now. I have to watch my dough. 1.1486 0.04587 74 64 9 1
3255 With this new policy, I have to get the pizza there in 30 minutes otherwise it's free. 1.1486 0.04587 74 64 9 1
3256 This is the only way for me to stay off Twitter. 1.1486 0.04587 74 64 9 1
3257 No one talks about the commute for authentic Neapolitan Pizza. 1.1486 0.04164 74 63 11 0
3258 What do you expect from Chef BOAC? 1.1486 0.04974 74 65 7 2
3259 The real workout for my hands is when I try speaking Italian. 1.1486 0.04587 74 64 9 1
3260 This is to get sponsorship my growing business. 1.1486 0.04974 74 65 7 2
3261 Actually I started out as an Amazon drone then got promoted to Special Delivery. Salami or Cheese? 1.1486 0.04587 74 64 9 1
3262 After a month in Italy, I discovered the yeast rises best in high altitude. 1.1486 0.04587 74 64 9 1
3263 Well you see, the high altitude makes the crust fluffier. 1.1486 0.04587 74 64 9 1
3264 It's in cabin Pi-Fli 1.1486 0.04587 74 64 9 1
3265 I am making a pizza. It is uncommon to see this on a plane. 1.1486 0.04587 74 64 9 1
3266 I gotta quota. 1.1486 0.04164 74 63 11 0
3267 I do make a lot of dough, but not in the way you're thinking. 1.1486 0.04587 74 64 9 1
3268 Do you know what elevation we are at? I gotta figure out what temperature this needs to go in. 1.1486 0.04587 74 64 9 1
3269 I guess I really do take my work home with me. 1.1486 0.04587 74 64 9 1
3270 ...and that's how you make a true neopolitan pizza 1.1486 0.04587 74 64 9 1
3271 I'm really trying to focus on work-life balance right now. 1.1486 0.04164 74 63 11 0
3272 I got thrown out of the kitchen cuz I flip too much! 1.1486 0.04974 74 65 7 2
3273 This high speed train is messing up the spin. 1.1486 0.04587 74 64 9 1
3274 I work in first class, but take my breaks in coach. 1.1486 0.04974 74 65 7 2
3275 Yes, a bet. Actually, an easy way to make some dough. 1.1486 0.04587 74 64 9 1
3276 I see you brought work along too..... 1.1486 0.04587 74 64 9 1
3277 We don't deliver. 1.1486 0.04974 74 65 7 2
3278 I'm missing my regular spin class 1.1486 0.04587 74 64 9 1
3279 I always make sure I have enough dough to fly wherever I want. 1.1486 0.04587 74 64 9 1
3280 Thirty minutes or it’s free” doesn’t start until they push back from the terminal 1.1486 0.04974 74 65 7 2
3281 Chicago style? I prefer New Yorker. 1.1486 0.04164 74 63 11 0
3282 I get a lot of work done when I fly. 1.1486 0.04164 74 63 11 0
3283 "The high altitude, really makes the difference." 1.1486 0.04974 74 65 7 2
3284 Why yes, I do. Why do you ask? 1.1486 0.04164 74 63 11 0
3285 You see. It is all about relativity. 1.1486 0.04974 74 65 7 2
3286 My boss told me I had to toss higher. I said, how about 30,000 feet? 1.1486 0.04587 74 64 9 1
3287 I call it my 'mile high pizza pie' special! 1.1486 0.04164 74 63 11 0
3288 Height and rotation are key; next week I'm riding merry-go-rounds. 1.1486 0.04974 74 65 7 2
3289 I say immerse yourself in the culture on takeoff. 1.1486 0.05333 74 66 5 3
3290 At least the headspace​ isn't bad. 1.1486 0.04974 74 65 7 2
3291 My new cooking sensation, a sky high pizza. 1.1486 0.04974 74 65 7 2
3292 I know it's only so much pie in the sky... 1.1486 0.04587 74 64 9 1
3293 I try to bring some pizzazz to my commute 1.1486 0.04164 74 63 11 0
3294 We're gonna cancel the 30-minute guaratee. 1.1486 0.05333 74 66 5 3
3295 Frankly, I would never be doing this if I didn't knead the dough. 1.1486 0.04974 74 65 7 2
3296 It rises better at 10,000 feet and the heat from the engine provides that crisp airline taste. 1.1486 0.04164 74 63 11 0
3297 How am I supposed to finish this after they confiscated all my sauce? The nerve of some people! 1.1486 0.04974 74 65 7 2
3298 I'm practicing for my new business, Pie-In-The-Sky. 1.1486 0.04587 74 64 9 1
3299 “It’s how I deal with my fear of flying.” 1.1486 0.04974 74 65 7 2
3300 They wouldn’t let me bring my knife set on board, so I showed them..... 1.1486 0.04587 74 64 9 1
3301 I can't fly without my comfort dough. 1.1486 0.04587 74 64 9 1
3302 They say the higher up you toss the pizza dough the better it gets 1.1486 0.04974 74 65 7 2
3303 I'm rehearsing for my appearance on America's Got Delusions. 1.1486 0.04974 74 65 7 2
3304 Welcome to Air Italy! 1.1486 0.04587 74 64 9 1
3305 You should've seen their faces when they found the 4oz jar of red sauce 1.1486 0.04587 74 64 9 1
3306 Because it's fluffier at higher altitudes. 1.1486 0.05333 74 66 5 3
3307 Then I came to the revelation that these modern planes really fly themselves, and... 1.1486 0.04587 74 64 9 1
3308 Looking down all the time is no way to go through life. 1.1486 0.04587 74 64 9 1
3309 My wife wants me to bring more dough home. 1.1486 0.04164 74 63 11 0
3310 ...dough rises better in high altitudes. 1.1486 0.04587 74 64 9 1
3311 I don’t trust other people cooking my food 1.1486 0.04587 74 64 9 1
3312 It's the newest thing in pizza to go! 1.1486 0.04164 74 63 11 0
3313 We deliver anywhere. Freshness guaranteed! 1.1486 0.04974 74 65 7 2
3314 These longer flights can be tricky. Dough doesn't rise the same way at higher altitudes. 1.1486 0.04974 74 65 7 2
3315 Pressurization fusion pizza. 1.1486 0.04974 74 65 7 2
3316 Which movie should I go with? It's a real toss up... 1.1486 0.04974 74 65 7 2
3317 At least I'm not tossing my cookies. 1.1486 0.04587 74 64 9 1
3318 All because the lady loves pizza. 1.1486 0.04587 74 64 9 1
3319 I'm bad at keeping my work and private life separate. 1.1486 0.04164 74 63 11 0
3320 Yeah, I'm experimenting with this new southwest chicken flatbread. 1.1486 0.04164 74 63 11 0
3321 The idea first came to me when I overheard someone at work say, "I'll just order a 'plane pizza'." 1.1486 0.04974 74 65 7 2
3322 I heard you say 'cuckoo' under your breath. 1.1486 0.04974 74 65 7 2
3323 I thought I could get some work done during the flight. 1.1486 0.04164 74 63 11 0
3324 Tuscan Airlines lets me top in coach.....Italia: it’s Calzone only with a upgrade to Deepdish with 25,000 miles. 1.1486 0.04164 74 63 11 0
3325 I always fly prepared for a decent meal. 1.1486 0.05333 74 66 5 3
3326 All I know is I got an order from R. A. Tee for a plane pizza. 1.1486 0.04587 74 64 9 1
3327 I lost a bet at the Pizzeria Convention in Vegas. Perfect dough by Detroit. 1.1486 0.04587 74 64 9 1
3328 See how long it stays up at this altitude! 1.1486 0.04587 74 64 9 1
3329 It's the latest - in-flight tossed crust. 1.1486 0.04164 74 63 11 0
3330 Our slogan is, "Mile High Pizza--artisanal with a twist 1.1486 0.04587 74 64 9 1
3331 Call it a ‘pie in the sky’, if you like…. 1.1486 0.04974 74 65 7 2
3332 When a customer goes, "Five bucks for delivery?!" I want to beat them to death with a rolling pin. I usually don't, though. 1.1486 0.04164 74 63 11 0
3333 Favorite topping? 1.1486 0.04164 74 63 11 0
3334 My therapist recommended I travel more and toss some dough around 1.1486 0.04587 74 64 9 1
3335 High altitude makes it extra airy. 1.1486 0.04974 74 65 7 2
3336 Someone films it, i get kicked off, i become insta famous; and suddenly Flying High Za is born. 1.1486 0.04974 74 65 7 2
3337 Is this pick up or delivery? 1.1486 0.04587 74 64 9 1
3338 I just not ready to accept in-flight meals served in a box. 1.1486 0.04587 74 64 9 1
3339 It's a new thing - the Mile-High Pizza-Pie Club. 1.1486 0.05333 74 66 5 3
3340 You'll never believe how I got all this dough through security 1.1486 0.04587 74 64 9 1
3341 It all started with the whole gluten-free trend: how do you get the dough to rise?? Someone recommended the high-altitude. 1.1486 0.04974 74 65 7 2
3342 The tomato sauce was over three ounces, so this is going to be a plane pizza. 1.1486 0.04587 74 64 9 1
3343 It's expensive, but the altitude is the key ingredient. 1.1486 0.04587 74 64 9 1
3344 The trick is to wait for a sudden downdraft." 1.1486 0.04587 74 64 9 1
3345 Would you like a "plane" pizza? 1.1486 0.04974 74 65 7 2
3346 They insisted the pizza delivery be fresh on arrival... to Tahiti. 1.1486 0.04164 74 63 11 0
3347 I started the business because the food on board is really bad, and I kneaded the dough 1.1486 0.04587 74 64 9 1
3348 I like the dough to rise as much as possible. 1.1486 0.04587 74 64 9 1
3349 Why am I working on the flight? I need the dough. 1.1486 0.04164 74 63 11 0
3350 Some people play games on their computers or listen to music to relax on a plane, I make a pizza. 1.1486 0.04164 74 63 11 0
3351 It's the 30,000-foot hot dog. 1.1486 0.04974 74 65 7 2
3352 I'm perfecting my high-altitude recipe. 1.1467 0.04113 75 64 11 0
3353 I QUIT MED SCHOOL 'CAUSE I HAD SUCH A SKILL FOR HAND AND EYE COORDINATION. 1.1467 0.05597 75 68 3 4
3354 If it hits my laptop, he'll be wearing it. 1.1467 0.04911 75 66 7 2
3355 My company expects me to work while I travel. 1.1467 0.04911 75 66 7 2
3356 Some people think I'm preparing pizza, I'm actually tossing a bratwurst. 1.1467 0.04113 75 64 11 0
3357 You just can’t duplicate that San Francisco sourdough taste anywhere else. 1.1467 0.04113 75 64 11 0
3358 It's easier in an emergency depressurization dive. 1.1467 0.04530 75 65 9 1
3359 I don't have Netflix. 1.1467 0.04530 75 65 9 1
3360 You can get special permission for emotional support yeast. 1.1467 0.04530 75 65 9 1
3361 I'm waiting for it to rise. 1.1467 0.04911 75 66 7 2
3362 I'm going for the World Championship. 1.1467 0.04113 75 64 11 0
3363 One crepe flying up, Madame. 1.1467 0.04530 75 65 9 1
3364 I haven’t studied the landing. 1.1467 0.04113 75 64 11 0
3365 Comfort economy is really worth the extra dough. 1.1467 0.04911 75 66 7 2
3366 Don't try this at home! 1.1467 0.04113 75 64 11 0
3367 By the way, this is how we make pizza in Italy! 1.1467 0.04113 75 64 11 0
3368 Just remember who was first in the Food Bus revolution. 1.1467 0.04530 75 65 9 1
3369 Once the dough rises above 10k feet, it’s ready. 1.1467 0.04113 75 64 11 0
3370 Just trying to reach those ten thousand hours. 1.1467 0.04530 75 65 9 1
3371 The toughest part is getting it through customs 1.1467 0.04530 75 65 9 1
3372 These early flights can seem like such a stretch, but the day really does pan out beautifully if you time it right. 1.1467 0.04530 75 65 9 1
3373 I wanted to make sure your pizza was fresh. 1.1467 0.04530 75 65 9 1
3374 Special order, thin air crust. 1.1467 0.04911 75 66 7 2
3375 It's only tricky during turbulence. 1.1467 0.04530 75 65 9 1
3376 Baking — best inflight entertainment 1.1467 0.04911 75 66 7 2
3377 Real, authentic pizza dough is tossed at 10,000 feet. 1.1467 0.05265 75 67 5 3
3378 The hardest part is getting the oven through security. 1.1467 0.04113 75 64 11 0
3379 I added too much water, and I have to be in Providence by noon. 1.1467 0.04530 75 65 9 1
3380 Hey, I'm Vinny. Do ya like pizza? 1.1467 0.04530 75 65 9 1
3381 Actually, the recycled air gives the crust a delicious zing. 1.1467 0.04911 75 66 7 2
3382 Didn't have enough dough for the window seat. 1.1467 0.05265 75 67 5 3
3383 I’m just giving it the full effect in the air 1.1467 0.04530 75 65 9 1
3384 What do you mean they have in-flight wifi? 1.1467 0.04530 75 65 9 1
3385 You can't believe the trouble I've had getting this to rise. 1.1467 0.04530 75 65 9 1
3386 The higher we fly...ditto the pizza! 1.1467 0.04911 75 66 7 2
3387 Once we reach altitude I’ll have enough dough to ride in first class. 1.1467 0.04911 75 66 7 2
3388 If I don't land this job, my mother will throw me out. 1.1467 0.04113 75 64 11 0
3389 Yes. I have been told I toss and turn a lot. 1.1467 0.04911 75 66 7 2
3390 Sorry,only personal pizzas in coach. 1.1467 0.04530 75 65 9 1
3391 I told him delivery would be extra but he insisted on authentic Neapolitan style pizza. 1.1467 0.04530 75 65 9 1
3392 They raised my rent, so I'm doing a pop-up 1.1467 0.04113 75 64 11 0
3393 I'm flexible and I have lots of dough. 1.1467 0.04530 75 65 9 1
3394 Pizza-pie? More like pizza-fly. 1.1467 0.04530 75 65 9 1
3395 My wife tells me I need to leave my work at home. 1.1467 0.04530 75 65 9 1
3396 The pizza is lightest when I'm up up and away! 1.1467 0.04911 75 66 7 2
3397 . . . . it's called pie in the sky . . . . 1.1447 0.04474 76 66 9 1
3398 You can take the hot-dog out of New York, but you can never take New York out of the hot-dog. 1.1429 0.04213 70 60 10 0
3399 Just remember to bake it an extra ten minutes when at cruising altitude. 1.1429 0.04790 77 68 7 2
3400 I call the recipe "From Sea To Shining Sea" 1.1429 0.04213 70 60 10 0
3401 It's a high-rising dough and it's only happy at high altitudes. 1.1429 0.05102 70 62 6 2
3402 She’s a service dough. 1.1429 0.04678 70 61 8 1
3403 I hate Spirit Airlines. 1.1429 0.04213 70 60 10 0
3404 I'm training, as a pastry chef. 1.1429 0.04213 70 60 10 0
3405 If I tossed it before boarding I would have had to check it with the oven. 1.1429 0.04213 70 60 10 0
3406 I’m working for peanuts. 1.1429 0.04213 70 60 10 0
3407 I like to feel productive at all times .... but I'm not a techie... 1.1429 0.04213 70 60 10 0
3408 The president wanted me to come back here to the press corp area to show you how much he loves real ‘American cuisine’. 1.1429 0.04213 70 60 10 0
3409 Plane food is ass! 1.1429 0.04213 70 60 10 0
3410 You can now pay your fare using the barter system. 1.1408 0.04158 71 61 10 0
3411 You shouldn't take your job with you. 1.1408 0.04158 71 61 10 0
3412 Working two jobs in different cities is tough. 1.1408 0.04616 71 62 8 1
3413 My therapist recommended that I try to break a Guinness world record. 1.1389 0.04104 72 62 10 0
3414 Sorry, I was told by the airline that I was getting a seat with ample elbow room. 1.1389 0.04556 72 63 8 1
3415 I hear the fillet mignon is superb. 1.1389 0.04104 72 62 10 0
3416 I was a pilot, but I couldn't keep anything in the air. 1.1389 0.04967 72 64 6 2
3417 My emotional support anadama has opened the world up to me. Whoa there! Sit, Anna! Bad girl. 1.1389 0.04556 72 63 8 1
3418 Well I heard they’re charging for peanuts now. 1.1389 0.04556 72 63 8 1
3419 If this were a small dog, I could've put it under the seat. 1.1389 0.04556 72 63 8 1
3420 ....snakes on planes. So I thought 'dough on planes' and here I am. 1.1389 0.04556 72 63 8 1
3421 Once I get started I can't stop. 1.1389 0.04556 72 63 8 1
3422 Just trying to get some work done. 1.1389 0.04556 72 63 8 1
3423 You couldn't afford it; takes a lot of dough. 1.1389 0.04556 72 63 8 1
3424 Do you always get stuck sat next to a tosser? 1.1389 0.04967 72 64 6 2
3425 Some folks have a comfort animal. I have a comfort food. 1.1389 0.04104 72 62 10 0
3426 Yes, we pilots moonlight, but usually not during our own flights. 1.1389 0.04104 72 62 10 0
3427 Hope you don't mind. It improves my technique if I'm in a middle seat. 1.1389 0.04556 72 63 8 1
3428 In flight entertainment 1.1389 0.04556 72 63 8 1
3429 Pursuit of the Guinness Record requires diligence and endurance. 1.1389 0.04556 72 63 8 1
3430 Al Italia. 1.1389 0.04556 72 63 8 1
3431 Its better to knead the bread than toss my cookies! 1.1389 0.04104 72 62 10 0
3432 Julie needed to work on her presentation, but Chef BoyArDeezNuts wouldn't stop amusing himself about he was getting some real pizza throwing altitude now. She refused to laugh, and considered how best to snatch the dough from the air... 1.1389 0.04967 72 64 6 2
3433 The food critics are right; my pizza recipe is not your typical "pie in the sky" idea. 1.1389 0.04104 72 62 10 0
3434 They didn’t like the baked Alaska in first class. 1.1389 0.04556 72 63 8 1
3435 When I purchased the 'Pie in the Sky' package, I assumed that meant I'd be flying first class. 1.1389 0.04556 72 63 8 1
3436 I'm competing in the "altitude" category 1.1389 0.04104 72 62 10 0
3437 As your airline chef, today's special for any thought of making that connecting flight is pie in the sky. 1.1389 0.04556 72 63 8 1
3438 It's a great place to get work done 1.1389 0.05346 72 65 4 3
3439 I don't worry until the dough hits the ceiling. 1.1389 0.04556 72 63 8 1
3440 15 minutes 1.1389 0.04556 72 63 8 1
3441 Hi. I'm your in-flight student chef you do have a credit card, right? 1.1389 0.04104 72 62 10 0
3442 Beats a quarter-ounce bag of pretzels. 1.1389 0.04104 72 62 10 0
3443 There just isn't the right amount of height in a cab. 1.1389 0.04556 72 63 8 1
3444 Only problem is getting them back to earth. Robert Fine, Atlanta,GA 1.1389 0.04556 72 63 8 1
3445 Would you rather I toss my cookies? 1.1389 0.04967 72 64 6 2
3446 What I save on yeast, however, doesn’t cover the delivery charge. 1.1389 0.04556 72 63 8 1
3447 I’m trying to get the best rise out of the dough. 1.1370 0.04052 73 63 10 0
3448 My customers told me that I needed a pie in the sky to make me famous. 1.1370 0.04052 73 63 10 0
3449 ... and make sure you don't over-knead it and ... 1.1370 0.04052 73 63 10 0
3450 It's very meditative - and all the anti-gluten people hate it." 1.1370 0.04902 73 65 6 2
3451 Too much yeast? 1.1370 0.04497 73 64 8 1
3452 My dough ... never leave home without it - 1.1370 0.04497 73 64 8 1
3453 Dammit, I forgot my travel pillow. 1.1370 0.04497 73 64 8 1
3454 A little bumpy is good for thin crust, moderate turbulence is great for a deep crust and severe turbulence, I just vomit in it and make a calzone. 1.1351 0.04839 74 66 6 2
3455 And they're mixing up the sauce right now in the cockpit. 1.1351 0.04001 74 64 10 0
3456 ...so the security guy asked me: 'Do you have any idea why I had to take a look at your suitcase?' I said: 'No, I doughnut!' Then he let me go. 1.1343 0.04705 67 59 7 1
3457 His 'high hopes' and 'pie in the sky' got his wheels landed on 9/11 1.1343 0.04197 67 58 9 0
3458 The dough flies itself when we drop into air pockets. 1.1343 0.04197 67 58 9 0
3459 I usually fly First Class, but am trying to save some dough. 1.1343 0.04197 67 58 9 0
3460 That how I bake the UFO story. 1.1333 0.04384 75 66 8 1
3461 I'm actually with Homeland Security. This is just a cover. 1.1324 0.04140 68 59 9 0
3462 My name is Pasquale, and I'm a workaholic. 1.1324 0.04140 68 59 9 0
3463 Walk in the club and I flex like oouu diamond on wrist it look like glue diamond on wrist it look like glue pull up swervin in the coupe pull up swervin in the coupe pull up swervin in the coupe 1.1324 0.04140 68 59 9 0
3464 THE TEACHER TOLD ME TO PRACTICE FLIPPING DOUGH IN THE AIR 1.1304 0.05020 69 62 5 2
3465 I’m trying to reach frequent fryer status. 1.1304 0.04084 69 60 9 0
3466 I find altitude and a little turbulence really bring out the flavor. 1.1304 0.04576 69 61 7 1
3467 Play-doh: fun to play with 1.1304 0.04084 69 60 9 0
3468 I'm working on making a first class pizza. 1.1304 0.04084 69 60 9 0
3469 I bring the sauce in 3 oz. bottles. 1.1304 0.04084 69 60 9 0
3470 We're testing a new in-flight menu option today. 1.1304 0.04084 69 60 9 0
3471 Did you know that dough rises faster at high altitudes? 1.1304 0.04576 69 61 7 1
3472 Y’know, they don’t pay me until I’m clocked in. 1.1304 0.04576 69 61 7 1
3473 If you think it tastes good now, wait until we encounter some heavy turbulence. 1.1304 0.05428 69 63 3 3
3474 If I touch it too much it gets a yeast infection. 1.1304 0.05020 69 62 5 2
3475 They said one carry on. Priorities Right" 1.1304 0.04576 69 61 7 1
3476 Actually, it’s my support pizza. I don’t go anywhere without it. 1.1304 0.04084 69 60 9 0
3477 She said she needed space and that I always too my work home. What a load! Right? 1.1304 0.04576 69 61 7 1
3478 I'm assisting he pilot in keeping the plane aloft! 1.1304 0.05020 69 62 5 2
3479 I only do this when there is lag time in the cockpit. 1.1304 0.04576 69 61 7 1
3480 Did you know there's a fee if your checked oven weighs over fifty pounds? 1.1304 0.04084 69 60 9 0
3481 Size matters. 1.1304 0.05428 69 63 3 3
3482 Sorry, it doesn't have an airplane mode 1.1304 0.04576 69 61 7 1
3483 Whoops! Damn turbulence. 1.1304 0.04084 69 60 9 0
3484 Hope you're ready for another pizza-gate. 1.1304 0.04576 69 61 7 1
3485 Air Pizza! 1.1304 0.04576 69 61 7 1
3486 The key is to use New York water, but at 30,000 feet. 1.1304 0.04084 69 60 9 0
3487 What do I do? I'm working on a plan to replace Monday night football with high altitude pizza throwing." 1.1304 0.04576 69 61 7 1
3488 Well,finally at yeast I got your attention! 1.1304 0.04084 69 60 9 0
3489 I think it’s a business you can make a lot of dough in. 1.1304 0.05020 69 62 5 2
3490 I’m a high loafer. 1.1304 0.04576 69 61 7 1
3491 Listen, you write-a da screenplay and I make-a da pizza. 1.1304 0.04084 69 60 9 0
3492 O, me? O, I always fly solo. 1.1304 0.04576 69 61 7 1
3493 Did somebody order a plane pizza? 1.1304 0.04084 69 60 9 0
3494 It's just like D.C., it's all in the spin. 1.1304 0.04576 69 61 7 1
3495 Beats Yeast! 1.1304 0.04576 69 61 7 1
3496 They're my comfort yeast. 1.1304 0.05020 69 62 5 2
3497 Yelping won’t change the fact that we don’t offer calzones”. 1.1304 0.04576 69 61 7 1
3498 When life gives you turbulence, make pizza 1.1304 0.04576 69 61 7 1
3499 I normally throw up the food. 1.1304 0.05020 69 62 5 2
3500 Working from home is great but the commute can really focus my mind. MICK O’KANE Melbourne, Australia 1.1304 0.04084 69 60 9 0
3501 This is as far as I got before the Wi-fi cut out. 1.1304 0.04576 69 61 7 1
3502 I look forward to making enough dough that I don’t have to keep taking my work with me everywhere. 1.1304 0.04084 69 60 9 0
3503 Well, I got tired of airplane food first. 1.1304 0.04576 69 61 7 1
3504 Instead of fondling women during the flight like Trump does, I knead the dough to keep me out of trouble. 1.1304 0.04084 69 60 9 0
3505 Will you pass me one of those 100 ml bottles of sauce? 1.1304 0.04084 69 60 9 0
3506 I’m taking “pizza to go” to a whole new level. 1.1304 0.04576 69 61 7 1
3507 Guess what altitude it’s at...now. 1.1304 0.04576 69 61 7 1
3508 We're expanding our delivery network overseas. 1.1304 0.04084 69 60 9 0
3509 I'll just toss in a little work too. 1.1304 0.05020 69 62 5 2
3510 Keep hearing the word "flip"; it's coming from above; needs constant loyalty. 1.1304 0.04576 69 61 7 1
3511 I build up Frequest flyer miles if I make pizzas for the crew. I'm there!! 1.1304 0.04576 69 61 7 1
3512 You ordered a special meal, Miss? 1.1304 0.04576 69 61 7 1
3513 I get all my best dough work done en route. 1.1304 0.04576 69 61 7 1
3514 I try not to take work home with me. 1.1304 0.05020 69 62 5 2
3515 I picked up a second job to make some extra dough. 1.1304 0.05020 69 62 5 2
3516 No rest for the weary. 1.1304 0.04084 69 60 9 0
3517 You have your work, I have mine. 1.1304 0.04576 69 61 7 1
3518 #1 - "Smile, you're on Candid Camera" #2 - "The real challenge is the sauce and the cheese" 1.1304 0.04576 69 61 7 1
3519 You make one racist remark! 1.1304 0.04084 69 60 9 0
3520 (singing) “There’ll be pie in the sky when you fly?” 1.1304 0.04576 69 61 7 1
3521 Have you seen "Up in the Air"? 1.1304 0.05020 69 62 5 2
3522 Oven? Why do you ask? 1.1304 0.04576 69 61 7 1
3523 You are witnessing the creation of my first "Pie in the Sky" Pizza. 1.1304 0.04084 69 60 9 0
3524 At least I can do my work during take off and landing. 1.1304 0.04576 69 61 7 1
3525 James Beard could cook anything on a travel iron, but I find the heat from my laptop more consistent. 1.1304 0.04084 69 60 9 0
3526 I know I should be in “business class”. 1.1304 0.04576 69 61 7 1
3527 Forget toppings; thick or thin crust 1.1304 0.04084 69 60 9 0
3528 This gets easier when we lose air pressure and drop quickly. 1.1304 0.05020 69 62 5 2
3529 Mine 1.1304 0.04576 69 61 7 1
3530 My broker recommended the dough business - he said it was a rising industry. 1.1304 0.04084 69 60 9 0
3531 Yes, it is strange. I’ve never seen an open seat on a plane before either. 1.1304 0.05428 69 63 3 3
3532 I have this gift and I'm so afraid of losing it. 1.1304 0.05020 69 62 5 2
3533 You know, I really don’t mind bringing work on vacation. 1.1304 0.04084 69 60 9 0
3534 I'll do anything to get on Gordon Ramsey's show !_Do you want cheese or sausage...... 1.1304 0.04084 69 60 9 0
3535 Well, I'd like to 'just be myself' , but then who would do this? 1.1304 0.05020 69 62 5 2
3536 I have to deliver a large, thin presentation in New York. 1.1304 0.04576 69 61 7 1
3537 The President ordered a FRESH Chicago-Style pizza. 1.1304 0.04576 69 61 7 1
3538 We're taking Uber Eats to new heights: pepperoni? 1.1304 0.04576 69 61 7 1
3539 Google says you are doing it all wrong! 1.1304 0.04084 69 60 9 0
3540 The best part of commuting on the train is being able to work while you ride. 1.1304 0.05020 69 62 5 2
3541 As'a you see'a it is work'a on the go'a 1.1304 0.04576 69 61 7 1
3542 I was going to buy an extra seat but I didn;t have enough dough. 1.1304 0.04084 69 60 9 0
3543 Actually I’m the only one in the country doing it. It’s called middle seat pizza. 1.1304 0.04084 69 60 9 0
3544 The name "Pie in the Sky Pizza" came first. The gimmick came later. 1.1304 0.04576 69 61 7 1
3545 Sure airplanes are dirty but they're cleaner than my restaurant. 1.1304 0.04084 69 60 9 0
3546 I just like to get some work done on the way. 1.1304 0.04576 69 61 7 1
3547 Trying to lose weight on one of those low carb diets is just pie in the sky. 1.1304 0.04576 69 61 7 1
3548 I was worried that the anti-gravity unit would be too heavy, but... 1.1304 0.04084 69 60 9 0
3549 I would never eat the airline’s food 1.1304 0.05020 69 62 5 2
3550 Jim's narcolepsy and sleepwalking lead to many awkward awakenings. 1.1304 0.04576 69 61 7 1
3551 Now what?? 1.1304 0.05020 69 62 5 2
3552 My Pie in the Sky : Whenever I fly, So does my pizza pie ! 1.1304 0.04576 69 61 7 1
3553 The altitude keeps the crust tender. 1.1304 0.04084 69 60 9 0
3554 Extra pepperoni will cost $25 per slice. 1.1304 0.04576 69 61 7 1
3555 Pan Am? No Madam, it's a Pan Cake Airplane! 1.1304 0.04084 69 60 9 0
3556 It's as light as air. 1.1304 0.05020 69 62 5 2
3557 In a few minutes I'm going to have to borrow your laptop sleeve. 1.1304 0.05020 69 62 5 2
3558 It just seems like my whole life has become some pie in the sky fantasy. 1.1304 0.04576 69 61 7 1
3559 The Sky High Pie? The crust is truly elevated. 1.1304 0.04084 69 60 9 0
3560 Today special, Airplane dough. 1.1304 0.04084 69 60 9 0
3561 I wanted to take the tossing competition to a new height! 1.1304 0.04084 69 60 9 0
3562 'Ready Guinness lady? It's forty thousand and two feet - a new world record!' 1.1304 0.05020 69 62 5 2
3563 Last year at "Le Cordon Bleu" we create an airy, non-dense lemon soufflé 1.1304 0.04576 69 61 7 1
3564 Guess my occupation!" 1.1304 0.04576 69 61 7 1
3565 Order up some pepperoni from Amazon for me please. 1.1304 0.04084 69 60 9 0
3566 This is my emotional support pet dough 1.1304 0.05020 69 62 5 2
3567 Some say cooking is an art, but I say it's a science. Cabin pressure is the best way I've found to avoid air holes in the dough. 1.1304 0.05020 69 62 5 2
3568 When it still wouldn't rise, I decided I needed to try something different. 1.1304 0.04576 69 61 7 1
3569 Hopefully by the time we arrive the dough will be ready! 1.1304 0.04576 69 61 7 1
3570 Elon’s pipe dream. 1.1304 0.04576 69 61 7 1
3571 Attention, this is your captain speaking, please remember all cooking ingredients must be off or turned onto Airplane Mode... 1.1304 0.05020 69 62 5 2
3572 Why fly first-class? you ask...I am an EXECUTIVE chef! 1.1304 0.04576 69 61 7 1
3573 I’m making a blindfold. 1.1304 0.04084 69 60 9 0
3574 Sorry, only first class gets the gluten free option! 1.1304 0.04576 69 61 7 1
3575 It’s important to get some height in the toss. 1.1304 0.04084 69 60 9 0
3576 Leg room is no problem when I make artisan pizza. 1.1304 0.04576 69 61 7 1
3577 I hate flying. This is my emotional support dough. 1.1304 0.05020 69 62 5 2
3578 Don't get me wrong, I miss them alright. But does anyone ever ask how much I long for homemade meals? 1.1304 0.04084 69 60 9 0
3579 How you doin'? 1.1304 0.05020 69 62 5 2
3580 Altitude is the secret ingredient 1.1304 0.04576 69 61 7 1
3581 I've never met anyone who can say 'no' to pizza. 1.1304 0.04084 69 60 9 0
3582 We'll see how it turns out, I only have 4 oz of sauce 1.1304 0.04084 69 60 9 0
3583 As a sky Marshall I can pick my disguise. 1.1304 0.04084 69 60 9 0
3584 actually I wanted to be a pilot. My bread plane wouldn't rise. 1.1304 0.04576 69 61 7 1
3585 I'm going for the record for highest pizza toss! 1.1304 0.04576 69 61 7 1
3586 You can't believe the special requests we get these days, on our orders. 1.1304 0.04576 69 61 7 1
3587 You're lucky the flight is to New York and not Chicago. 1.1304 0.04576 69 61 7 1
3588 I always take an inside seat. 1.1304 0.04084 69 60 9 0
3589 Wait, I just wanted was a “plain” pizza. 1.1304 0.04084 69 60 9 0
3590 Mr. Cesar wants the pizza hot and ready, so we start prep early. 1.1304 0.04576 69 61 7 1
3591 The higher the toss, the tastier the crust. 1.1304 0.04084 69 60 9 0
3592 It’ll come down as soon as they let us turn off airplane mode. 1.1304 0.04084 69 60 9 0
3593 Oddly enough, I quit Wall Street because I was taking my work home with me. 1.1304 0.04576 69 61 7 1
3594 It has to keep moving to stay alive. 1.1304 0.04576 69 61 7 1
3595 I'd prefer you don't let the flight attendant know I've brought my own food. 1.1304 0.04084 69 60 9 0
3596 I've always been told that my ideas were pie in the sky. And that gave me an idea... 1.1304 0.04576 69 61 7 1
3597 ...then top with no more than 3 ounces of marinara sauce. 1.1304 0.04084 69 60 9 0
3598 I'm really the pilot,but since the airlines got so big on multitasking I don't know what I'll be doing. 1.1304 0.04084 69 60 9 0
3599 I’m allergic to peanuts. 1.1304 0.04084 69 60 9 0
3600 This is supposed to be a relaxing vacation but I cannot seem to be able to unplug... 1.1304 0.04576 69 61 7 1
3601 I hope you’re not allergic to gluten 1.1304 0.04576 69 61 7 1
3602 Honey, you have your laptop, you brought your work on vacation too 1.1304 0.05020 69 62 5 2
3603 If you want something done right, do it yourself. 1.1304 0.05020 69 62 5 2
3604 My dream is to offer overseas delivery but I guess that's just pie in the sky 1.1304 0.04576 69 61 7 1
3605 It takes a lot of dough to get this kind of legroom. 1.1304 0.04084 69 60 9 0
3606 Dough’s this bother you? 1.1304 0.04576 69 61 7 1
3607 Extra pepperoni, extra mushroom, extra leg room ... I’m rolling in dough. 1.1304 0.04576 69 61 7 1
3608 This is my first flight and also my wurst nightmare. 1.1304 0.04084 69 60 9 0
3609 It's for the Guinness Book of World Records: who can throw the dough the highest. 1.1304 0.05020 69 62 5 2
3610 They won't let me fly to Chicago. 1.1304 0.04576 69 61 7 1
3611 yeah but, is it gluten free? 1.1304 0.05428 69 63 3 3
3612 I'll be mad if they run out of tomato juice. 1.1304 0.04084 69 60 9 0
3613 When the plane in the sky's like a big pizza pie, it's a ME-a. 1.1304 0.05428 69 63 3 3
3614 This airline makes a great Bloody Mary, except I don't really drink . But,if I make a lot of dough and throw on a couple of blood shot pepperoni eyes with an anchovy mouth I can pretend it's my ex wife. 1.1304 0.04576 69 61 7 1
3615 I'm trying to capture that Southwest flavor. 1.1304 0.04576 69 61 7 1
3616 My therapist told me that I need to learn how to connect with other people. 1.1304 0.04576 69 61 7 1
3617 Mile High Pizza Pie Who's in? 1.1304 0.04084 69 60 9 0
3618 I make a lot of dough, but very little money." 1.1304 0.04084 69 60 9 0
3619 I'm terrified of flying. 1.1304 0.04084 69 60 9 0
3620 You see, if I was any other ethnicity, they would throw me off the plane. 1.1304 0.04576 69 61 7 1
3621 All our toppings are fresh from Italy 1.1304 0.05020 69 62 5 2
3622 It kes me occupied on these long flights! 1.1304 0.04084 69 60 9 0
3623 The airline decided that pizzas served on flights should be as fresh as possible. 1.1304 0.04084 69 60 9 0
3624 Like you, I'm cramming for my quiz this morning. Wish me luck! 1.1304 0.04084 69 60 9 0
3625 The key to a thin crust is the elevation. 1.1304 0.04084 69 60 9 0
3626 I take it with me wherever I go to keep in practice. 1.1304 0.04576 69 61 7 1
3627 Ever since they stopped serving meals, I toss my own dough. 1.1304 0.04576 69 61 7 1
3628 I'm testing the concept that in the Southern hemisphere the pizza dough spins in the opposite direction ... Let's see 1.1304 0.04084 69 60 9 0
3629 Surprisingly you can't do this in Business Class. 1.1304 0.04084 69 60 9 0
3630 I PROMISED MY GRANDMOTHER I'D KEEP HER STARTER ALIVE. 1.1304 0.04576 69 61 7 1
3631 Plain pizza is my specialty 1.1304 0.05020 69 62 5 2
3632 I’ve never stuck on the cabin roof once in over 220,000 miles. The secret is to knead it when there’s turbulence. 1.1304 0.04084 69 60 9 0
3633 I was lucky enough to upgrade to Pizza Plus. 1.1304 0.04084 69 60 9 0
3634 Thought this would be a good time to catch up on some work. 1.1304 0.04576 69 61 7 1
3635 I find the extra hang time gives it a bit more of a crunch. 1.1304 0.05428 69 63 3 3
3636 Do you know when they're serving lunch? 1.1304 0.04084 69 60 9 0
3637 I already told you, Dad - It's not that kind of career day. 1.1304 0.05428 69 63 3 3
3638 I'm training to be a pizza chef 1.1304 0.04576 69 61 7 1
3639 It’s actually not pizza, but gluten-free artisanal flatbread that provides the perfect base for little peanuts and pretzels. 1.1304 0.05020 69 62 5 2
3640 They wouldn’t let me bring my service rooster. 1.1304 0.05020 69 62 5 2
3641 I've discovered that flipping dough can sometimes keep me from flipping out during turbulence. 1.1304 0.04576 69 61 7 1
3642 Man cannot live by peanuts alone. 1.1304 0.05020 69 62 5 2
3643 I guess I'm just sick of airline nuts. 1.1304 0.04576 69 61 7 1
3644 I started making pie-in-the-sky around the same time pigs learned to fly. 1.1304 0.04084 69 60 9 0
3645 I hate work-related travel. 1.1304 0.04576 69 61 7 1
3646 The safety card in the seat-back pocket says nothing about this. 1.1304 0.04576 69 61 7 1
3647 I think I might have used plane flour instead of self-raising. 1.1304 0.04576 69 61 7 1
3648 Who wouldve thought I’d fit an oven in my carry on? 1.1304 0.04084 69 60 9 0
3649 I like to get a little work done when I fly. 1.1304 0.04576 69 61 7 1
3650 It’S a fear of flying thing 1.1304 0.04084 69 60 9 0
3651 I like to eat it plane. 1.1286 0.04514 70 62 7 1
3652 Chicken or beef? 1.1286 0.04952 70 63 5 2
3653 I'm really a sushi chef. But apparently rules are rules. 1.1286 0.04030 70 61 9 0
3654 I remember when business class had pizza trays. 1.1286 0.04514 70 62 7 1
3655 Do you mind it I put a mini pizza oven on the armrest? 1.1286 0.04514 70 62 7 1
3656 It makes the very highest rising crust. 1.1286 0.04514 70 62 7 1
3657 Ever been embarrassed travelling with a giant vibrator? Own it! 1.1286 0.04514 70 62 7 1
3658 First-class has no idea they offer cheaper tickets to people who can help with their catering. 1.1286 0.04030 70 61 9 0
3659 My masters thesis explores optimal leavening. 1.1286 0.04952 70 63 5 2
3660 Baking is not all pie-in-the-sky, you know. 1.1286 0.04952 70 63 5 2
3661 When in Roma! 1.1286 0.04514 70 62 7 1
3662 Can you search long pizza takes to bake in high altitude? 1.1286 0.04952 70 63 5 2
3663 My only real concerns are take offs and landings. 1.1286 0.04514 70 62 7 1
3664 Good chance to catch up on some kneading. 1.1286 0.04514 70 62 7 1
3665 You should see how we grate the cheese. 1.1286 0.04514 70 62 7 1
3666 Stretch my dough while I stretch my legs? 1.1286 0.04514 70 62 7 1
3667 It fills my knead..... 1.1286 0.04952 70 63 5 2
3668 Pepperoni or mushroom? 1.1286 0.04030 70 61 9 0
3669 Catch! 1.1286 0.04514 70 62 7 1
3670 So anyway the app is called ‘Pie in the sky.’ 1.1286 0.04952 70 63 5 2
3671 With IKEA Airlines, assembly is required. 1.1286 0.04514 70 62 7 1
3672 One plain cheese pizza coming right up! 1.1268 0.04454 71 63 7 1
3673 I've been doing really well since they cut down on the overhead. 1.1268 0.04454 71 63 7 1
3674 See? Magic! 1.1268 0.04885 71 64 5 2
3675 I always thought a trip to Hawaii was just pie in the sky. Turns out it’s true. 1.1268 0.03977 71 62 9 0
3676 would you marry me? 1.1268 0.04454 71 63 7 1
3677 Have you seen the latest Hemispheres? I'm featured under "where to avoid in Atlanta." 1.1268 0.04454 71 63 7 1
3678 For the extra dough, I always take a little work home at night. 1.1268 0.04454 71 63 7 1
3679 It seemed like a good place to let the bread rise! 1.1268 0.03977 71 62 9 0
3680 When I knead bread, I really need the dough 1.1268 0.04885 71 64 5 2
3681 Actually, it's a pickle. Seems you can make a fake gun out of dough." 1.1268 0.04454 71 63 7 1
3682 I've learned that keeping it in the air yields the best results. 1.1268 0.03977 71 62 9 0
3683 It's just something to do to make the trip go faster. 1.1268 0.04454 71 63 7 1
3684 I am on my way to a Pizza DoughTossing Contest. 1.1268 0.04454 71 63 7 1
3685 I’m exploring ways to grow my social media brand. 1.1250 0.04395 72 64 7 1
3686 I like making dough in economy. 1.1250 0.03925 72 63 9 0
3687 It’s okay, it’s gluten free. 1.1250 0.03925 72 63 9 0
3688 Look up, Lombardi might be performing magic right behind you! 1.1250 0.04820 72 65 5 2
3689 The stewardesses are happier than with my old job as fishmonger. 1.1250 0.03925 72 63 9 0
3690 I'm still learning what 'let the dough rise' means, exactly. 1.1250 0.04395 72 64 7 1
3691 Do you really want to have another mediterranean snack box? 1.1250 0.04167 64 56 8 0
3692 so if Pi = 3.14159 , the airline said it exceeded their carry on baggage limit 1.1250 0.03925 72 63 9 0
3693 It;s either focus on the pizza crust or puke in my hat. 1.1250 0.04820 72 65 5 2
3694 I prefer the train to driving because I can use the time to catch up on work. 1.1250 0.04395 72 64 7 1
3695 Toppings are extra 1.1250 0.03925 72 63 9 0
3696 Perhaps you’d like a side of wings? 1.1250 0.04395 72 64 7 1
3697 There's already an article about it - Millenials kill the stationary pizza industry 1.1250 0.04395 72 64 7 1
3698 The pie in the sky? Excellent choice. 1.1250 0.03925 72 63 9 0
3699 What? The airline charges for food. 1.1250 0.04395 72 64 7 1
3700 I'm able to catch up on even more work on longer flights. 1.1250 0.03925 72 63 9 0
3701 High Altitude Baking Sure Has It's Challenges! 1.1250 0.04820 72 65 5 2
3702 With the price of airfare being so high,i'm gonna sell pizza! 1.1250 0.03925 72 63 9 0
3703 I figured that I could get a little work done on the plane. 1.1250 0.03925 72 63 9 0
3704 It's the cheese and mushroom mile high pizza. 1.1250 0.04820 72 65 5 2
3705 This is 'Flyer,'my emotional support dough. 1.1250 0.03925 72 63 9 0
3706 You wouldn't believe where I had to hide this from security 1.1250 0.04395 72 64 7 1
3707 The dough needs to rise to 35,000 feet before it bakes. 1.1250 0.04395 72 64 7 1
3708 The message was, “Loaf with press pool while I head for links.” He must love baloney. 1.1250 0.04820 72 65 5 2
3709 In 5 minutes I finish my presentation. 1.1250 0.04395 72 64 7 1
3710 What? I want my dough to rise, literally 1.1250 0.04395 72 64 7 1
3711 Would you mind overheating that to 450 degrees Fahrenheit? 1.1250 0.04820 72 65 5 2
3712 Yes, I forgot my laptop. O 1.1250 0.04820 72 65 5 2
3713 Are you hungry? 1.1250 0.03925 72 63 9 0
3714 Yes, it's gluten free. Why so surprised? 1.1250 0.03925 72 63 9 0
3715 I'm running late. 1.1250 0.04820 72 65 5 2
3716 My dough rises higher in first class. 1.1250 0.04820 72 65 5 2
3717 Much better than a bag of peanuts 1.1250 0.04395 72 64 7 1
3718 If we go down, it has a 50 percent chance of surviving. 1.1250 0.04395 72 64 7 1
3719 As I was saying, working in Business Intelligence is like making pizza. Allow me to demonstrate...By the way, my name is Larry Liang. 1.1250 0.04395 72 64 7 1
3720 Ah, I see, you also took your work with you on this flight. Meeting deadlines is exhausting, istn't it? 1.1250 0.03925 72 63 9 0
3721 Ah, experiential NYC travel. I get it. What’s next? Muggings for exact change only 1.1250 0.03925 72 63 9 0
3722 I'm an aisle person so if you switch seats with me the pizza's on me. 1.1250 0.04395 72 64 7 1
3723 I lost my laptop at baggage claim during my layover.... 1.1250 0.03925 72 63 9 0
3724 Never thought I'd join the mile pie club! 1.1250 0.03925 72 63 9 0
3725 I guess you could call me the Rosie Ruiz of the pizza throwing contest. 1.1233 0.04338 73 65 7 1
3726 You’re flying high with the pizza guy - think calming pizza thoughts. 1.1233 0.03875 73 64 9 0
3727 It's sort of a pie in the sky idea. 1.1233 0.04338 73 65 7 1
3728 I'm trying to catch up with my tossing in the air. 1.1233 0.03875 73 64 9 0
3729 Hard to believe but that pizza is traveling at more than 300 miles an hour. 1.1233 0.04338 73 65 7 1
3730 I discovered, just by chance, that if you toss pizza dough at 39,000 feet on a two-hour flight, it does wonders for the flavor." 1.1233 0.04756 73 66 5 2
3731 And since they switched to electric, I found a new use for the old locomotive boiler furnace. 1.1233 0.04338 73 65 7 1
3732 No, it's not gluten-free. 1.1216 0.04695 74 67 5 2
3733 Yes, Gluten Free. Also very dry and tasteless. 1.1212 0.04048 66 58 8 0
3734 It's called a "pizza bomb", want some? 1.1212 0.05071 66 60 4 2
3735 Have you flown before? As long as I can keep this in the air, we'll be safe. 1.1212 0.04588 66 59 6 1
3736 First Class likes their pizza fresh, but my galley got taken out so they could add twenty rows to coach. 1.1212 0.04588 66 59 6 1
3737 I work for the national high altitude testing station 1.1212 0.04588 66 59 6 1
3738 It helps to lower my stress levels. 1.1212 0.04048 66 58 8 0
3739 My life coach said, "No one is you and that is your super power." 1.1212 0.04588 66 59 6 1
3740 Hey, do you have any pepperoni? I left all of mine at my pizza shop. 1.1212 0.04588 66 59 6 1
3741 I'd rather make my own lunch. 1.1212 0.04048 66 58 8 0
3742 This is how New York style crust gets its “high” gluten. 1.1212 0.04588 66 59 6 1
3743 Ther say it’s the best way to make the perfect pizza 1.1212 0.05071 66 60 4 2
3744 The airline pays my way. As long as I can still throw a pizza they can still make the seats closer together. 1.1212 0.04588 66 59 6 1
3745 This is how I usually get an aisle seat. Hasn't worked yet. 1.1212 0.05071 66 60 4 2
3746 It's my latest technique to combat fear of flying. 1.1212 0.04048 66 58 8 0
3747 By my calculations, it will come back down in row 32. 1.1212 0.04048 66 58 8 0
3748 Oh! Sorry, I thought you were an influencer . 1.1212 0.04588 66 59 6 1
3749 Are you a member of the mile high pizza club? 1.1212 0.04588 66 59 6 1
3750 INVEST NOW. fresh pizza on a plane. OTC. FRPZA 1.1212 0.04588 66 59 6 1
3751 These flights on Holloween can be a lot of fun 1.1212 0.04048 66 58 8 0
3752 So I says, "Hey! I'm walkin' here!" 1.1212 0.04588 66 59 6 1
3753 The turbulence makes the dough rise easier when put in the oven. 1.1212 0.04588 66 59 6 1
3754 I'm testing a new method for making dough rise." 1.1212 0.04048 66 58 8 0
3755 I'm training. 1.1212 0.04048 66 58 8 0
3756 Well, it has to be ready the minute we hit he tarmac! 1.1212 0.04048 66 58 8 0
3757 Mr. Trump wanted a Chicago pizza. 1.1212 0.04588 66 59 6 1
3758 Don't look at me, you can't keep a good dough down. 1.1212 0.04588 66 59 6 1
3759 I'm testing how much baking powder I need for the airiest crust! 1.1212 0.04588 66 59 6 1
3760 Douth "KNEEDS" faster at higher levels. 1.1212 0.04588 66 59 6 1
3761 It's my business and I like to keep my hands in it. 1.1212 0.04048 66 58 8 0
3762 And they said opening a restaurant in midtown was a highflying idea… 1.1212 0.04048 66 58 8 0
3763 The only topping is little peanuts. 1.1212 0.04048 66 58 8 0
3764 When we descend really fast it stays up there. 1.1212 0.04048 66 58 8 0
3765 It's therapy - my thoughts turn to flashbacks. 1.1212 0.04588 66 59 6 1
3766 I know this looks silly, but it’s better than tossing my cookies... 1.1212 0.04588 66 59 6 1
3767 I'm just a metaphor for your dead corporate job. 1.1212 0.04588 66 59 6 1
3768 So I told them: This will definitely rise high in the Dow ... 1.1212 0.04588 66 59 6 1
3769 They told me I needed more dough to fly in the first class section. 1.1212 0.04588 66 59 6 1
3770 Just thought balloons--the captions go under the seat cushions. 1.1212 0.04048 66 58 8 0
3771 It's easy once you get the dough through TSA. 1.1212 0.04588 66 59 6 1
3772 I learned a new recipe and it just took off! 1.1212 0.04588 66 59 6 1
3773 Mile high pie in the sky is my specialty. 1.1212 0.04048 66 58 8 0
3774 Pardon, Do you have any grey poupon? 1.1212 0.05071 66 60 4 2
3775 If you want pepperoni, see the guy in 19D. 1.1212 0.04048 66 58 8 0
3776 Organophosphates, low cabin pressure, and the really sick dudes in Row 27 promote optimal fermentation of the yeast. 1.1212 0.04588 66 59 6 1
3777 We have new pricing on our flights, it's called economy pizza' 1.1212 0.04588 66 59 6 1
3778 They are better when tossed a mile high. 1.1212 0.04588 66 59 6 1
3779 I'm trying to prove the up here it's not exactly 3.1415359... 1.1212 0.04588 66 59 6 1
3780 But it's a therapist approved practice for combating my smartphone addiction..? 1.1212 0.05071 66 60 4 2
3781 At 500 miles per hour, the dough doesn't need sugar. 1.1212 0.05071 66 60 4 2
3782 You may think this is a pie in the sky idea, but this is the next big thing, dough spinners! 1.1212 0.04588 66 59 6 1
3783 the moment i saw you i flipped over you 1.1212 0.04588 66 59 6 1
3784 They tried to make me go to rehab, but I said... Dough! Dough! Dough! 1.1212 0.04588 66 59 6 1
3785 my interview is in an hour. 1.1212 0.04048 66 58 8 0
3786 I toss pizza, so I don't toss cookies. 1.1212 0.04048 66 58 8 0
3787 So, what do you think of President Trump ? 1.1212 0.04588 66 59 6 1
3788 I just don't know what the balance of tarmac hours vs. airborne hours will mean for the crust. 1.1212 0.05071 66 60 4 2
3789 We specialize in a light dough. 1.1212 0.04048 66 58 8 0
3790 I find that my dough rises faster at higher altitudes. 1.1212 0.04588 66 59 6 1
3791 They said it was too "pie in the sky". 1.1212 0.04048 66 58 8 0
3792 Our pizza's have TSA approved dough. 1.1212 0.04588 66 59 6 1
3793 Well, you know, people in Connecticut like pizza, too. 1.1212 0.04048 66 58 8 0
3794 On such long flights, gotta do something with my hands... 1.1212 0.04048 66 58 8 0
3795 You can't find better pizza between Princeton Junction and Newark. 1.1212 0.04048 66 58 8 0
3796 It's all about the Guinness Book of World Records. 1.1212 0.04588 66 59 6 1
3797 Mario said not to get come back until I had some serious training. 1.1212 0.04048 66 58 8 0
3798 I'm running late for my next job. 1.1212 0.04588 66 59 6 1
3799 Can you hand me the pepperoni while nobody is looking? 1.1212 0.04588 66 59 6 1
3800 I thought I might replace my togue with this beret? What do you think 1.1212 0.04048 66 58 8 0
3801 Inertia is a property of matter. 1.1212 0.04588 66 59 6 1
3802 I’m throwing up pizza right here! 1.1212 0.04048 66 58 8 0
3803 So anyway, I got fired for cranking one into the marinara. 1.1212 0.04588 66 59 6 1
3804 I'm a one-man shop. Not only do I make the pizza, I also deliver the pizza. 1.1212 0.04048 66 58 8 0
3805 Let them know it's still in the air. 1.1212 0.04048 66 58 8 0
3806 It really does make a difference. 1.1212 0.04048 66 58 8 0
3807 I'm the original " Pie in the Sky 1.1212 0.04588 66 59 6 1
3808 What time does the plane land? My arm's getting tired. 1.1212 0.04048 66 58 8 0
3809 I'm taking the pizza business to a higher level. 1.1212 0.04588 66 59 6 1
3810 I get the freshest artichokes on the Central Coast. 1.1212 0.04588 66 59 6 1
3811 Air travel is such a great way to catch up on work, don’t you think? 1.1212 0.04048 66 58 8 0
3812 ho una pistola 1.1212 0.05071 66 60 4 2
3813 It’s so hard to find affordable real estate these days. 1.1212 0.04048 66 58 8 0
3814 A Nigerian Prince rented me this space." 1.1212 0.04048 66 58 8 0
3815 My secret ingredients are turbulence and air rage. 1.1212 0.05511 66 61 2 3
3816 Aw shit, turbulence 1.1212 0.04048 66 58 8 0
3817 I’m hoping the International Date-Line voids our “30 minutes or less” policy 1.1212 0.04588 66 59 6 1
3818 Because they charge extra for meals. 1.1212 0.04588 66 59 6 1
3819 It's sorta necessary, when you've run out of yeast. 1.1212 0.04588 66 59 6 1
3820 Tossing pizza dough at 35,000 feet makes the pizza much more airy. 1.1212 0.04588 66 59 6 1
3821 Hell is a choice. The same way happiness is. 1.1212 0.04048 66 58 8 0
3822 The cabin pressure helps to produce very fine air bubbles in the dough. 1.1212 0.04048 66 58 8 0
3823 Feeling the descent always makes me toss my cookies. 1.1212 0.05071 66 60 4 2
3824 The food on this airline needs improvement 1.1212 0.04048 66 58 8 0
3825 They don't mind as long as you say it's an emotional support animal. 1.1212 0.04048 66 58 8 0
3826 Underneath my optimistic exterior, deep down, I'm a realist. 1.1212 0.04588 66 59 6 1
3827 Cabin pressure pizzas are the latest food trend. 1.1212 0.04048 66 58 8 0
3828 Would you mind getting the anchovies from the overhead bin? 1.1212 0.04048 66 58 8 0
3829 How else am I supposed to get the dough to rise? 1.1212 0.05071 66 60 4 2
3830 I do it for The smiles. 1.1212 0.04048 66 58 8 0
3831 If the plane is traveling at 600 miles an hour, how long does it take for this dough to hit my lap? 1.1212 0.05511 66 61 2 3
3832 This is artisanal in coach. 1.1212 0.04588 66 59 6 1
3833 Practising how to flip. I’m on my way to audition for the movie: The Judge’s Hearing.” 1.1212 0.04048 66 58 8 0
3834 I have to follow the high altitude baking instructions. 1.1212 0.04588 66 59 6 1
3835 With our company when you order Italian style pizza you get Italian style pizza. 1.1212 0.04588 66 59 6 1
3836 To think I went to culinary school to be a chef and now it's all about fresh delivery. 1.1212 0.04048 66 58 8 0
3837 No worries- here I do best under pressure. 1.1212 0.05071 66 60 4 2
3838 I was told this flight would take 30 minutes or less. 1.1212 0.04048 66 58 8 0
3839 Yes, it is surprising that the Culinary Institute requires field study about relative motion. 1.1212 0.04048 66 58 8 0
3840 I started out flipping coins, playing 'Heads or Tails'. A summer of Frisbee tag. I've paid my dues. 1.1212 0.04048 66 58 8 0
3841 Emotional support pizza. 1.1212 0.04588 66 59 6 1
3842 It tell me what the cabin pressure is and when we approach turbulence. 1.1212 0.04048 66 58 8 0
3843 Sure they’ve more room to work up front but all that filo does your head in 1.1212 0.04048 66 58 8 0
3844 god you know what I just realized about 9/11? nobody talks about it but it totally killed the mile high club. 1.1212 0.04588 66 59 6 1
3845 I'm practicing for the highest pizza making toss. 1.1212 0.05071 66 60 4 2
3846 Would you mind taking over while I check on the peanuts? 1.1212 0.05071 66 60 4 2
3847 It's really the only way to retain moisture... 1.1212 0.04588 66 59 6 1
3848 Sure. I practice eight hours a day. 1.1212 0.04588 66 59 6 1
3849 And so I said "you can take your keto and.." 1.1212 0.05071 66 60 4 2
3850 In a minute I'll introduce two more and juggle. 1.1194 0.03991 67 59 8 0
3851 I never heard there was a deal with airline food 1.1194 0.04523 67 60 6 1
3852 If I slip and this hits you in the eye, that's amore. 1.1194 0.03991 67 59 8 0
3853 I'm practicing for the world championship in Rome! 1.1194 0.04523 67 60 6 1
3854 No, we don’t have a peanut topping. 1.1194 0.04998 67 61 4 2
3855 They just taste better when you make them up in the air up in the air. 1.1194 0.04523 67 60 6 1
3856 Well, Pistol Pete dribbled to school every day. 1.1194 0.04998 67 61 4 2
3857 Look up the recipe for peanut marinara. 1.1194 0.04523 67 60 6 1
3858 My job is my life 1.1194 0.04998 67 61 4 2
3859 Oh me, oh my! I thought this was the audition for the newest reality TV show "Cooks on a Plane!" 1.1194 0.04523 67 60 6 1
3860 So my boss said "get it really high up in the air" 1.1194 0.04523 67 60 6 1
3861 The Altitude helps with the rise of the Dough 1.1194 0.04523 67 60 6 1
3862 The mile-high restaurant industry seemed easier to get into. 1.1194 0.03991 67 59 8 0
3863 It's my companion dough. 1.1194 0.04523 67 60 6 1
3864 'I promised my father to take his"Flying Pizza" business flying.' 1.1194 0.03991 67 59 8 0
3865 Outside of airplanes I am a GW Bush advisor - this is my Inside Job 1.1194 0.03991 67 59 8 0
3866 Well, doughn't you know? 1.1194 0.04523 67 60 6 1
3867 See how talented I am! I would make a great husband... 1.1194 0.04523 67 60 6 1
3868 Don't worry, I don't need to switch to transmitting mode for another 30 minutes. 1.1194 0.03991 67 59 8 0
3869 I actually work in banking. This is my emotional support vocation. 1.1194 0.03991 67 59 8 0
3870 In fact, I do drive an airfare-romeo 1.1194 0.03991 67 59 8 0
3871 Super yeast 1.1194 0.03991 67 59 8 0
3872 It’s my ‘comfort food’. You know, like a ‘security blanket’, or an ‘emotional support pet’, OR A ‘CASUAL GAME’ ! 1.1194 0.04523 67 60 6 1
3873 This is the closest seat I could get to the wood burning oven in the back. 1.1194 0.03991 67 59 8 0
3874 They said I could take this plane if I brought a lot of dough. 1.1194 0.04523 67 60 6 1
3875 ... and we're thinking there's a real market for 'plane to table' bread. 1.1194 0.03991 67 59 8 0
3876 I have a plane to table restaurant. It’s the next big thing. 1.1194 0.03991 67 59 8 0
3877 I really love to fly but autopilot has allowed me to explore my other passions. 1.1194 0.04523 67 60 6 1
3878 This will get me an entire row for just me and the Air Marshall. 1.1194 0.04523 67 60 6 1
3879 How did you guess it was my first time to Rome? 1.1194 0.04523 67 60 6 1
3880 The disguises can be crazy but Air Marshal's make pretty good dough 1.1194 0.04523 67 60 6 1
3881 Some people squeeze stress balls. I do this. 1.1194 0.03991 67 59 8 0
3882 Idle hands are the devil’s work place. Plus, it’s the only way to assure a properly crispy crust. 1.1194 0.04523 67 60 6 1
3883 My wife told me to pursue my pie-in-the-sky ideas. 1.1194 0.04523 67 60 6 1
3884 The doctor said this would help me quit social media” 1.1194 0.03991 67 59 8 0
3885 It rises better at 30,000 feet! 1.1194 0.04523 67 60 6 1
3886 Thank you, no one else seems to believe in a pie in the sky. 1.1194 0.03991 67 59 8 0
3887 I'm the founder of Pizza Chefs with Boarders 1.1194 0.04998 67 61 4 2
3888 My wife hates when I bring work home with me. 1.1194 0.04998 67 61 4 2
3889 Dough in flight 1.1194 0.04523 67 60 6 1
3890 This is the roll-out of our new air delivery service. 1.1194 0.04523 67 60 6 1
3891 I'm an apprentice at cooking school...gotta' practice 1.1194 0.03991 67 59 8 0
3892 It's a real conversation starter. 1.1194 0.04523 67 60 6 1
3893 The screen's a little small, but it has an i7 processor & 12 GB's of memory 1.1194 0.04523 67 60 6 1
3894 The hard part was getting the pizza dough through airport security. 1.1176 0.04459 68 61 6 1
3895 Hot dog, pancake, pizza dough - in the giant scheme of things does it really matter? 1.1176 0.03936 68 60 8 0
3896 Whopsee snitzerdoodle! I can't believe they let me on this flight knowing how I feel about sausages. 1.1176 0.03936 68 60 8 0
3897 Oh, I make enough to keep me comfortable. 1.1176 0.04459 68 61 6 1
3898 We live in a society 1.1159 0.04858 69 63 4 2
3899 Headed to a conference? 1.1159 0.04397 69 62 6 1
3900 Just drawing attention to the fact that this coach individual seating space is too unreal. 1.1159 0.03882 69 61 8 0
3901 This is why we call it our Personal Pan Pizza! 1.1159 0.04397 69 62 6 1
3902 But I don't want his nose there.... 1.1148 0.04115 61 54 7 0
3903 It was a toss-up as to whether or not I would get on this flight. 1.1143 0.04337 70 63 6 1
3904 So what's the deal with airline food? 1.1143 0.04337 70 63 6 1
3905 It's my way of conquering fear of flying. 1.1111 0.03991 63 56 7 0
3906 We live in turbulent times! 1.1111 0.04588 63 57 5 1
3907 Idle hands are the devil's last chance to make a pizza. 1.1111 0.03991 63 56 7 0
3908 Flour was the only way to board cocaine 1.1111 0.04588 63 57 5 1
3909 Why no, I’m not afraid of flying. Why do you ask? 1.1111 0.03991 63 56 7 0
3910 Yes I know it annoying, but would you rather have a smelly, yapping service dog next you? 1.1111 0.03991 63 56 7 0
3911 I can't control myself, there's a rat in my hat! 1.1111 0.04588 63 57 5 1
3912 Subscribe to mine. This is also going to be uploaded soon. 1.1111 0.04588 63 57 5 1
3913 I’m aiming for a new world record— the higher you spin ostensibly the moister the crust... 1.1111 0.03991 63 56 7 0
3914 I'm just your subconscious mind, manifesting your fear of flying. 1.1111 0.03991 63 56 7 0
3915 Pepperoni? 1.1111 0.04588 63 57 5 1
3916 I tried grilling on the subway, but that didn't get me anywhere. 1.1111 0.04588 63 57 5 1
3917 The altitude makes it rise even higher. 1.1111 0.05116 63 58 3 2
3918 Like your support animal? Try a support pie. A lot less guilt after you eat it, except for the gluten. 1.1111 0.03991 63 56 7 0
3919 I’m trying to break a record. 1.1111 0.04588 63 57 5 1
3920 I don't mind the commute, because the dough is good. 1.1111 0.04588 63 57 5 1
3921 I'm sorry you feel inconvenienced. I need my comfort food nearby wherever I fly 1.1111 0.04588 63 57 5 1
3922 Less gravity, more flavor. 1.1111 0.04588 63 57 5 1
3923 Flying to Chicago is good, but flights to New York are better. 1.1111 0.03991 63 56 7 0
3924 Normally I don't bring my work with me on the plane... but I needed the dough to pay for the flight. 1.1111 0.04588 63 57 5 1
3925 I am hoping to top my previous world record. 1.1111 0.03991 63 56 7 0
3926 Just wait until you see their tomato juice. 1.1111 0.03991 63 56 7 0
3927 My therapist suggested I knead through my anxiety 1.1111 0.04588 63 57 5 1
3928 Will that be thin crust or original 1.1111 0.03991 63 56 7 0
3929 So great to have time to catch up on some work. 1.1111 0.04588 63 57 5 1
3930 Having the dough flying in the air produces better pizza crust. 1.1111 0.03991 63 56 7 0
3931 If dinner had a lot of pesto, I always have this dream. 1.1111 0.03991 63 56 7 0
3932 They say pancakes are lighter at altitude 1.1111 0.04588 63 57 5 1
3933 I will be judging New York vs. Chicago pizza. Going to be a real food fight. 1.1111 0.03991 63 56 7 0
3934 They said it takes a lot of dough to go this resort, so I'm prepared! 1.1111 0.04588 63 57 5 1
3935 My pizzaaaaaaaaaaaa is fallllllling and so are we! 1.1111 0.03991 63 56 7 0
3936 I don't have to take anxiety meds this way. 1.1111 0.04588 63 57 5 1
3937 Moments before the emergency landing on Lake Michigan. 1.1111 0.03991 63 56 7 0
3938 I bet you thought you've had a slice of plane pizza before. 1.1111 0.04588 63 57 5 1
3939 Everyone works on the dough nowadays 1.1111 0.03991 63 56 7 0
3940 They made me gate-check my oven. 1.1111 0.04588 63 57 5 1
3941 I still can't believe they bought it" - Emotional Support Pizzama 1.1111 0.04588 63 57 5 1
3942 The project I'm working on is up in the air at the moment. 1.1111 0.03991 63 56 7 0
3943 It's my emotional support pizza -- extra cheese. 1.1111 0.03991 63 56 7 0
3944 I work for the Mile High Pizza Palace. 1.1111 0.03991 63 56 7 0
3945 Yea, I'm sorry, we don't have a "fresher" lunch option then this. 1.1111 0.04588 63 57 5 1
3946 Sorry, I'm a nervous tosser. 1.1111 0.04588 63 57 5 1
3947 I just can't stop throwing around my dough. 1.1111 0.04588 63 57 5 1
3948 And then if you cook it in oil, you've got a frying saucer. 1.1111 0.03991 63 56 7 0
3949 Hold on to your laptop in case this goes through the ceiling. 1.1111 0.03991 63 56 7 0
3950 Oh, no, this is just a hobby. I'm a baker by trade. 1.1111 0.03991 63 56 7 0
3951 Tell me if I'm boring you. 1.1111 0.04588 63 57 5 1
3952 I'm in the mile pie club. 1.1111 0.04588 63 57 5 1
3953 I prefer to do it up here because the turbulence makes it much easier. 1.1111 0.04588 63 57 5 1
3954 Welcome to my kitchen 1.1111 0.05116 63 58 3 2
3955 They warned me about my muscle memory, but I didn't believe them until it was to late. Hopefully this vacation will help me to relax and forget. 1.1111 0.03991 63 56 7 0
3956 Nooooooo, they told me gravity would be less up here! 1.1111 0.04588 63 57 5 1
3957 Watch it stay up there when we dive. 1.1111 0.03991 63 56 7 0
3958 Could we switch; the isle seat is closer to the kitchen, 1.1111 0.03991 63 56 7 0
3959 I hate it when they specifically ask for New York style pizza. 1.1111 0.03991 63 56 7 0
3960 Yeah, I'm going to tell him I want a divorce when we land. 1.1111 0.04588 63 57 5 1
3961 You get the best protein formation at 35,000 feet. 1.1111 0.04588 63 57 5 1
3962 I actually wanted to be a pilot, but the real dough is in the restaurant business. 1.1111 0.03991 63 56 7 0
3963 The Theory of Special Relativity... 1.1111 0.03991 63 56 7 0
3964 It saves time when people on flights ask me what I do for a crust! 1.1111 0.03991 63 56 7 0
3965 Your first personal pan pizza is free. After that, it's $25 for each full-size carry-out." 1.1111 0.05116 63 58 3 2
3966 I call it my stuffed sausage Cordon JetBleu 1.1111 0.03991 63 56 7 0
3967 I always take some dough with me. 1.1111 0.03991 63 56 7 0
3968 Sometimes I just crave a little peace and quiet. 1.1111 0.03991 63 56 7 0
3969 I have so much work to catch dough with on this flight. 1.1111 0.04588 63 57 5 1
3970 I going to a job interview at 'Pizza Perfect'. 1.1111 0.04588 63 57 5 1
3971 Paul Hollywood is my hero. 1.1111 0.03991 63 56 7 0
3972 Flying gives me the time to catch up on work. 1.1111 0.03991 63 56 7 0
3973 The oven guy got upgraded to first class... 1.1111 0.03991 63 56 7 0
3974 President Trump LOVES his High Altitude Pizza, but; Air Force 1 is broke down! 1.1111 0.03991 63 56 7 0
3975 Yeah, a little longer high altitude. 1.1111 0.03991 63 56 7 0
3976 I’m an accomplished chef. I resent being called a Flipper 1.1111 0.04588 63 57 5 1
3977 I’m pulling an all-nighter for my exam tomorrow at Universita Della Pizza a Roma 1.1111 0.03991 63 56 7 0
3978 When we’re at our cruising altitude I just use more water and less baking soda - works great! 1.1111 0.03991 63 56 7 0
3979 It's the only way to get it to you in 30 mins or less. 1.1111 0.05116 63 58 3 2
3980 This is how my parents met. 1.1111 0.04588 63 57 5 1
3981 I have different ideas about making dough. 1.1111 0.03991 63 56 7 0
3982 I've been accepted at the 'Pizza Tuscany' Culinary School! 1.1111 0.04588 63 57 5 1
3983 My mother never let me have gluten as a child. 1.1111 0.04588 63 57 5 1
3984 If there's not enough for everyone, there's not enough for you. 1.1111 0.03991 63 56 7 0
3985 So the contest is for the highest tossed pizza. 1.1111 0.04588 63 57 5 1
3986 Where are my thumbs? 1.1111 0.04588 63 57 5 1
3987 If you trade seats with me, I’ll give you some dough. 1.1111 0.03991 63 56 7 0
3988 How did you get that thing through security? 1.1111 0.03991 63 56 7 0
3989 Care for some pie in the sky? 1.1111 0.03991 63 56 7 0
3990 But between you and me, the real reason I became an air marshal is to make some extra dough on the weekends. 1.1111 0.04588 63 57 5 1
3991 Trust me lady, you don't want a pizza this. 1.1111 0.04588 63 57 5 1
3992 Every pizza dreams of being a frisbee 1.1111 0.03991 63 56 7 0
3993 The elevation really lets the dough rise more effectively 1.1111 0.03991 63 56 7 0
3994 They'll microwave it for me, but cheese is 25 bucks. 1.1111 0.03991 63 56 7 0
3995 If you want someone to make you one with everything, talk to the pilot. 1.1111 0.04588 63 57 5 1
3996 Airplane food. What's up with that? 1.1111 0.04588 63 57 5 1
3997 Sorry Miss, I'm just trying to make extra dough. 1.1111 0.03991 63 56 7 0
3998 You’ve probably read about it: the 30,000 foot pizza toss! 1.1111 0.03991 63 56 7 0
3999 Dough rises at this altitude. 1.1111 0.05116 63 58 3 2
4000 I convinced the airline, that by installing a wood fired pizza oven, I would make them more dough. 1.1111 0.03991 63 56 7 0
4001 I just can't seem to get away from my job...... 1.1111 0.03991 63 56 7 0
4002 This way I'm not charged for a 2nd carry on. 1.1111 0.03991 63 56 7 0
4003 Yes, ma'am...it is pie in the sky! 1.1111 0.04588 63 57 5 1
4004 I prefer to cook in a low-pressure environment. 1.1111 0.03991 63 56 7 0
4005 They said in would levitate once where'er off the ground. 1.1111 0.03991 63 56 7 0
4006 The 7:34 is *always* late, so I have to make the best of it. 1.1111 0.04588 63 57 5 1
4007 Another good month and I'll have enough dough for first class. 1.1111 0.03991 63 56 7 0
4008 I only have to put it away for landing if its an electronic device. 1.1111 0.03991 63 56 7 0
4009 Mine is a niche profession. 1.1111 0.03991 63 56 7 0
4010 I realize my upgrade attempt was just pie in the sky. 1.1111 0.04588 63 57 5 1
4011 Yes, it's gluten free. 1.1094 0.04519 64 58 5 1
4012 With all your dough you should be traveling in first class. 1.1094 0.04519 64 58 5 1
4013 I actually chose this gig over Air Force One. 1.1094 0.04519 64 58 5 1
4014 I mean, this is only a temporary gig until I graduate from Harvard. 1.1094 0.03932 64 57 7 0
4015 The recipe asked for plain flower. 1.1094 0.03932 64 57 7 0
4016 I just like the flexibility of freelancing... 1.1094 0.03932 64 57 7 0
4017 NASA rejected my space shuttle research in zero-G pizza technology. 1.1094 0.03932 64 57 7 0
4018 I didn't think I was bothering anybody... 1.1094 0.03932 64 57 7 0
4019 Is Wi-Fi available yet? I always forget the next step. 1.1077 0.04452 65 59 5 1
4020 small business trip 1.1077 0.04452 65 59 5 1
4021 Why can't I ever meet a guy who isn't all about himself? 1.1077 0.03875 65 58 7 0
4022 Crust ...crispy, crunchy or filled with cheese? The subway rats prefer it crispy, I like it crunchy; but, the 'high-flying-sky rats' -in First Class- prefer cheesy crust as they nibble it with spilled champagne! Lessens the jet-lag! 1.1077 0.04452 65 59 5 1
4023 I honed my technique on a small start-up airline. 1.1061 0.04387 66 60 5 1
4024 I've always had a big weenie 1.1034 0.04034 58 52 6 0
4025 Where did you think self rising dough came from? 1.1017 0.03969 59 53 6 0
4026 They wouldn't give me a Kosher diet. 1.1000 0.03906 60 54 6 0
4027 I have a fear of not pieing. 1.1000 0.03906 60 54 6 0
4028 Do you think if I put extra pineapples they'll let me move to first class? 1.1000 0.03906 60 54 6 0
4029 Fortunately, the train arrives preheated. 1.1000 0.03906 60 54 6 0
4030 One of the passengers on an otherwise-mundane flight is tossing pizza dough. He is dressed as a chef and would look right-at-home in a pizza kitchen, but it is a very atypical in-flight pastime...to humorous effect! (Actually he would be arrested) 1.1000 0.04572 60 55 4 1
4031 It's the yeast they could do! 1.1000 0.03906 60 54 6 0
4032 I have always found the higher the dough is tossed the better the crust. 1.1000 0.04572 60 55 4 1
4033 I'm applying for an executive chef position on the Trump's USA Space Force. This is my Rocket-man's flying saucer pizza. 1.1000 0.03906 60 54 6 0
4034 Feeding people helps suppress my fear of flying. 1.1000 0.03906 60 54 6 0
4035 I just need somewhere to prep where i won't disturb anyone. 1.1000 0.03906 60 54 6 0
4036 You can dress it with toppings and call it a pizza, but it's still mansplaining. 1.1000 0.03906 60 54 6 0
4037 They told me to toss it as high as possible... 1.1000 0.03906 60 54 6 0
4038 The dough has to rise 30,000 feet. 1.1000 0.04572 60 55 4 1
4039 I guess it was pretty pie in the sky for me to think I 'd have a work free vacation. 1.1000 0.03906 60 54 6 0
4040 I’m starting a “mile high”, pizza club. 1.1000 0.04572 60 55 4 1
4041 They say tossing it high reduces moisture. 1.1000 0.03906 60 54 6 0
4042 All this diligence inspires me. 1.1000 0.04572 60 55 4 1
4043 My work informs everything I do. For instance, if the dough here were to just hang in the air? It'd mean I'll be seeing my dear great aunt really soon. 1.1000 0.04572 60 55 4 1
4044 Actually, I'm training to be a pilot. 1.1000 0.04572 60 55 4 1
4045 I wouldn't look so stupid if customs didn't confiscate my marinara. 1.1000 0.04572 60 55 4 1
4046 No matter how you slice it, this is much better that a support peacock.” 1.1000 0.04572 60 55 4 1
4047 My favorite tune is Bruno Mars' Uptown Funk: "dough, dough dough dough dough dough dough dough ,dough" s 1.1000 0.03906 60 54 6 0
4048 My therapist says I need to work on leaving work at work. 1.1000 0.04572 60 55 4 1
4049 They told me I couldn't fly dough. 1.1000 0.04572 60 55 4 1
4050 Well, this is business class, and I am in the pizza business... 1.1000 0.03906 60 54 6 0
4051 So sauce and cheese? That kind of plain? 1.1000 0.04572 60 55 4 1
4052 You got my e-mail to turn and look! 1.1000 0.04572 60 55 4 1
4053 “Alexa, are the ovens hot?” 1.1000 0.04572 60 55 4 1
4054 No, I work in a Thai restaurant. This helps bring some sense of normalcy to a life addicted to fidget spinners. 1.1000 0.03906 60 54 6 0
4055 For years I was told my ideas were pie in the sky and I've finally made it. 1.1000 0.03906 60 54 6 0
4056 Yes, you just have to knock it around a couple times then lock it in the overhead for a couple hours. I call it the "friendly skies loaf". 1.1000 0.04572 60 55 4 1
4057 I didn't say less gravy,I said less gravity 1.1000 0.03906 60 54 6 0
4058 The TSA wouldn't let me bring the finished pie through security. 1.1000 0.03906 60 54 6 0
4059 The floppy disk is back! 1.1000 0.03906 60 54 6 0
4060 We're working out a new format for serving meals in coach, like saving on the cost of a kitchen 1.1000 0.03906 60 54 6 0
4061 Pizza maker? No, I don't have a girlfriend, so this keeps my wrists strong. 1.1000 0.03906 60 54 6 0
4062 The vegetarian options are usually pretty limited, so I like to bring my own food. 1.1000 0.04572 60 55 4 1
4063 The man in 16D needs a seat belt extender. 1.1000 0.03906 60 54 6 0
4064 Why waste time. 1.1000 0.03906 60 54 6 0
4065 The radiation improves the flavor 1.1000 0.03906 60 54 6 0
4066 No worries, Newton’s laws will flatten his toupee and end his ogling; BTW are you free for dinner? 1.1000 0.03906 60 54 6 0
4067 So then congress passed a law that said Flight Marshalls oughta make use of themselves. Would you like deep dish or thin crust? 1.1000 0.04572 60 55 4 1
4068 Excuse me, you wouldn't have any extra anchovies on you, would you?... a brick oven, perhaps? 1.1000 0.03906 60 54 6 0
4069 The pilot made me put this on for some reason. 1.1000 0.03906 60 54 6 0
4070 It's the latest craze in the Hamptons. 1.1000 0.04572 60 55 4 1
4071 I’m competing in the pizza tournament in Brooklyn tomorrow. 1.1000 0.03906 60 54 6 0
4072 I’m planning on opening a chain of Pizz”Air”eras so I guess you could say with this flight I’m running a “pilot...” 1.1000 0.04572 60 55 4 1
4073 #planebae 1.1000 0.03906 60 54 6 0
4074 Just WAIT 'til I put the sauce on. 1.1000 0.03906 60 54 6 0
4075 I’’m on my way to America to teach the art of making superb Russian pizza 1.1000 0.03906 60 54 6 0
4076 Visiting Italy has changed my life! 1.1000 0.03906 60 54 6 0
4077 It's my secret for making perfectly risen dough at my beachside pizzeria. 1.1000 0.05153 60 56 2 2
4078 I find that it rises faster this way. 1.1000 0.03906 60 54 6 0
4079 Look... my dough is flying. 1.1000 0.04572 60 55 4 1
4080 I like to roll with the bunch 1.1000 0.05153 60 56 2 2
4081 My hand-tossed device allows me to work remotely. 1.1000 0.03906 60 54 6 0
4082 It was time to make the donuts 1.1000 0.03906 60 54 6 0
4083 This way it gets extra leavening from the recirculated plane air. 1.1000 0.05153 60 56 2 2
4084 Call me Captain. 1.1000 0.03906 60 54 6 0
4085 i love me a pizza 1.1000 0.05153 60 56 2 2
4086 They stopped allowing my service peacock so I do this now. 1.1000 0.03906 60 54 6 0
4087 It’s funny how we all bring our work on vacation. 1.1000 0.04572 60 55 4 1
4088 I can do this only when seatbacks are upright. 1.1000 0.03906 60 54 6 0
4089 Don’t feel like eating pretzels today. 1.1000 0.03906 60 54 6 0
4090 I guess Newton eas right about his First Law of Motion 1.1000 0.04572 60 55 4 1
4091 Well, apparently customers weren't buying the 'master chef' descriptions on there in-flight meal selections, sooo... 1.1000 0.03906 60 54 6 0
4092 The competition starts tomorrow so I have to practise right up until we land. 1.1000 0.05153 60 56 2 2
4093 I am in training for the Doughboy Olympics. 1.1000 0.04572 60 55 4 1
4094 Hot and ready order for Tokyo, why? 1.1000 0.04572 60 55 4 1
4095 It's my one wish before dying. 1.1000 0.03906 60 54 6 0
4096 Get Me Back To The Kitchen! 1.1000 0.03906 60 54 6 0
4097 Really though, where else would airplane pretzels come from? 1.1000 0.03906 60 54 6 0
4098 They rise faster when they're high. 1.1000 0.03906 60 54 6 0
4099 I just want to see how high it can rise. 1.1000 0.03906 60 54 6 0
4100 Yes ma'am, this qualifies me for insurance as a full-time worker 1.1000 0.04572 60 55 4 1
4101 I dream of becoming a pilot one day, but that's just a pie in the sky. 1.1000 0.03906 60 54 6 0
4102 Certainly, getting the flour through customs is a challenge, but pizza’s a natural fit for economy. 1.1000 0.03906 60 54 6 0
4103 You got tomatoes? 1.1000 0.04572 60 55 4 1
4104 I know - I can't escape from work these days either! 1.1000 0.04572 60 55 4 1
4105 Wanna trade for that aisle seat? 1.1000 0.04572 60 55 4 1
4106 I want my resume to read: Head Chef of Mars. 1.1000 0.03906 60 54 6 0
4107 Freaky fast delivery: Naples to New York. 1.1000 0.03906 60 54 6 0
4108 My cellphone died. 1.1000 0.04572 60 55 4 1
4109 I am testing to see if gravity at 30,000 feet affects the dough differently than at sea level. 1.1000 0.04572 60 55 4 1
4110 I wanted to fly first-class, but I didn't have the dough. 1.1000 0.03906 60 54 6 0
4111 thats a spicy meatball"says a passenger "actually this a sausage pizza the next one will be a meatball" says pizza ma 1.1000 0.03906 60 54 6 0
4112 How else am I supposed to get a nice rise? 1.1000 0.04572 60 55 4 1
4113 It's important to let the dough rise 1.1000 0.04572 60 55 4 1
4114 It's simple. More dough for First Class means more dough for you. 1.1000 0.03906 60 54 6 0
4115 AYYYY, a pizza pie! 1.1000 0.03906 60 54 6 0
4116 I am an analog nomad... 1.1000 0.04572 60 55 4 1
4117 It's our new version of Pizza Hawaii - Authentic Style. 1.1000 0.03906 60 54 6 0
4118 The dough is rising and going international. 1.1000 0.04572 60 55 4 1
4119 The pilot's called: Dough at 35,000 feet. 1.1000 0.03906 60 54 6 0
4120 I would never be one of those people who brought cooked food on a plane 1.1000 0.03906 60 54 6 0
4121 I think I'll call this one Rosemary's Baby 1.1000 0.04572 60 55 4 1
4122 I get the extra legroom so I can work on the plane. 1.1000 0.04572 60 55 4 1
4123 Well, it's not like I'd bake it before delivering, it would get cold. 1.1000 0.03906 60 54 6 0
4124 I'm sorry, my pizza making skills will not survive a a non-stop flight to Australia. 1.1000 0.04572 60 55 4 1
4125 No, I was actually in town for a computer engineering conference. 1.1000 0.03906 60 54 6 0
4126 Its my YouTube Channel "Cooking with Tony on the train" 1.1000 0.03906 60 54 6 0
4127 When the bank told me my dream of opening a pizzeria was just pie in the sky, I didn't think they meant it literally. 1.1000 0.03906 60 54 6 0
4128 Working calms me. 1.1000 0.04572 60 55 4 1
4129 Pizza for everybody... 1.1000 0.03906 60 54 6 0
4130 Up high, in the sky! 1.1000 0.04572 60 55 4 1
4131 I, just like everyone else, like to get work done on their commute and I do not appreciate your judgement on my craft. 1.1000 0.03906 60 54 6 0
4132 The secret to my pizza is turbulence 1.1000 0.03906 60 54 6 0
4133 Hey, could you quickly google “pizza aeroplaneo” recipe for me, please? 1.1000 0.04572 60 55 4 1
4134 The higher-ups also think I should use my travel time for work. 1.1000 0.03906 60 54 6 0
4135 Are you traveling for work as well? -or- I can’t bring my knitting needles anymore, so... 1.1000 0.03906 60 54 6 0
4136 Until now being a cook at Pie-In-The-Sky Pizza was just a fantasy! 1.1000 0.04572 60 55 4 1
4137 Altitude does amazing changes in the dough's attitude, you know. 1.1000 0.04572 60 55 4 1
4138 I’m trying to make it somewhere in between Chicago and New York. 1.1000 0.03906 60 54 6 0
4139 Most people just get it on the side, but this couple insisted on having it plane 1.1000 0.04572 60 55 4 1
4140 Oh stewardess, is the pizza sauce complimentary? 1.1000 0.04572 60 55 4 1
4141 I hope plain pizza is okay. I had to leave the sausage and peppers with security. 1.1000 0.03906 60 54 6 0
4142 It's the secret to my rising crust. 1.1000 0.03906 60 54 6 0
4143 Remember to knead your own dull first, before helping others" 1.1000 0.03906 60 54 6 0
4144 The food on the airplane is so bad. Would you like some hand-made pizza? 1.1000 0.03906 60 54 6 0
4145 I changed careers to reduce my stress, but I can't seem to break the habit of working on my commute! 1.1000 0.04572 60 55 4 1
4146 I flew coach to save some dough." 1.1000 0.03906 60 54 6 0
4147 I just couldn’t learn to juggle, so... 1.1000 0.03906 60 54 6 0
4148 "Nomophobia. 1.1000 0.03906 60 54 6 0
4149 I make my own pretzels. 1.1000 0.04572 60 55 4 1
4150 I’m training to become a comfort chef. 1.1000 0.03906 60 54 6 0
4151 I think I finally nailed my high altitude pizza recipe. 1.1000 0.04572 60 55 4 1
4152 Coming soon in a cinema near you: Pizza Hot Shots! 1.1000 0.03906 60 54 6 0
4153 We make your pie in the sky dreams come true. Same day delivery. Guaranteed. 1.1000 0.03906 60 54 6 0
4154 I'm a time traveler from the good 'ol days here to demonstrate that flying was once a carefree pleasure. 1.1000 0.03906 60 54 6 0
4155 I'm competing for the world's highest pizza toss. 1.1000 0.04572 60 55 4 1
4156 Well. It's quite than a fidget spinner. 1.1000 0.04572 60 55 4 1
4157 THEY say the secret is the water... 1.1000 0.04572 60 55 4 1
4158 We call it the '"Volcano Hawaiian'", and it's blackened to a crisp... 1.1000 0.04572 60 55 4 1
4159 they didn't know how high I could fly 1.1000 0.03906 60 54 6 0
4160 I'm hoping to join the mile pie club? 1.1000 0.03906 60 54 6 0
4161 It’s a space experiment. Unfortunately, NASA turned me down. 1.1000 0.04572 60 55 4 1
4162 The chef told me to keep it in the air all the way to Naples 1.1000 0.04572 60 55 4 1
4163 You know, not using headphones on a plane can be a bit distracing." 1.1000 0.03906 60 54 6 0
4164 I’ve got 30 mintes to get the pizzas ready for 250 passengers! 1.1000 0.03906 60 54 6 0
4165 I just couldn't pass up that low fare. 1.1000 0.03906 60 54 6 0
4166 I'm practicing for my show. 1.1000 0.03906 60 54 6 0
4167 So, let me tell you about New York City real estate prices ... 1.1000 0.03906 60 54 6 0
4168 Sorry. On Alitalia we only deliver to First Class 1.1000 0.03906 60 54 6 0
4169 It's my speciality....pizza dough in the shape of a hotdog. 1.1000 0.04572 60 55 4 1
4170 My goal for next year is to shorten my commute to the restaurant. 1.1000 0.03906 60 54 6 0
4171 Everything is getting thrown around. 1.1000 0.03906 60 54 6 0
4172 Do you think they have an oven on this plane? 1.1000 0.03906 60 54 6 0
4173 If it's Tuesday, it will be the French baking show. 1.1000 0.03906 60 54 6 0
4174 Trying out for the CEO job in Detroit for Papa John's! 1.1000 0.03906 60 54 6 0
4175 It’s ‘turbulence tossed,’ and this is the only route I get any consistency. 1.1000 0.04572 60 55 4 1
4176 It's my "pie in the sky"crust! 1.1000 0.03906 60 54 6 0
4177 Next I sit both cheeks for extra large pizza. 1.1000 0.04572 60 55 4 1
4178 Yes, it's hand-tossed, unlike the #MeToo scandals. 1.1000 0.04572 60 55 4 1
4179 I kneaded a creative new way to make some dough so.... 1.1000 0.04572 60 55 4 1
4180 I get nostalgic for the days I could practice my 12" pizza crusts. 1.1000 0.04572 60 55 4 1
4181 I've actually done this before. My probation ended last week. 1.1000 0.04572 60 55 4 1
4182 Toss 'em an idea! It may come full circle." 1.1000 0.03906 60 54 6 0
4183 It's my special approach to leavening. The altitude makes it wonderfully light. 1.1000 0.03906 60 54 6 0
4184 They say practice makes perfect. 1.1000 0.03906 60 54 6 0
4185 I want to make sure that it rises. 1.1000 0.04572 60 55 4 1
4186 It's for emotional support. My cat doesn't like to fly. 1.1000 0.03906 60 54 6 0
4187 It’s a ninety minute commute. I either do this or be an internet troll. 1.1000 0.03906 60 54 6 0
4188 The possibility of an adjacent empty seat always triggers my anxiety. 1.1000 0.03906 60 54 6 0
4189 I wouldn't touch the bread rolls they give us. 1.1000 0.03906 60 54 6 0
4190 Now what are the chances of there being a brick oven on here? 1.1000 0.03906 60 54 6 0
4191 Practice is key for finely tossed pizza dough ‘care to participate?’ 1.1000 0.04572 60 55 4 1
4192 Hey, soon as the captain cranks up the cabin temp to four-fifty, we'll be in Pizza Heaven! 1.1000 0.03906 60 54 6 0
4193 I notice others working in flight, so I thought, why not? 1.0984 0.03845 61 55 6 0
4194 I'd like to open my own place, but right now it's just pie in the sky. 1.0984 0.03845 61 55 6 0
4195 Two more hours and I’m in the Guinness World Book for airborne pizza tossing. 1.0984 0.03845 61 55 6 0
4196 Convenient, yes; but, not better than delivery. 1.0984 0.03845 61 55 6 0
4197 Amazon has a radical new approach to the international pizza market. 1.0984 0.04499 61 56 4 1
4198 How would I know if the meals are fresh? 1.0984 0.03845 61 55 6 0
4199 Apologies in advance if you get dusted with flour from my comfort dough. 1.0984 0.03845 61 55 6 0
4200 So Google says I'm a Pizzaiolo? Ha! The guy behind us says I'm a nut; shows you how little he knows! 1.0984 0.03845 61 55 6 0
4201 My dad just won't listen to me, this is the only way I can do to get his attention. 1.0984 0.03845 61 55 6 0
4202 I'm nervous. 1.0984 0.05070 61 57 2 2
4203 Airier this way. 1.0968 0.03785 62 56 6 0
4204 I’m like everybody else, I have work to get done today. 1.0968 0.03785 62 56 6 0
4205 Tossing an extra mile up gets the pizza just right. 1.0968 0.03785 62 56 6 0
4206 It’s not real dough. I’m working on my wrist streanth. 1.0968 0.04429 62 57 4 1
4207 The overhead bins were full. 1.0968 0.03785 62 56 6 0
4208 if you were born with the weakness to fall you were born with the strength to rise -rupi kaur 1.0968 0.03785 62 56 6 0
4209 I read that Roger Federer beat a tennis ball wherever at all times as a child. It’s taking me longer, but I will be the GOAT in the pizza world. 1.0968 0.03785 62 56 6 0
4210 So I can claim my crusts were tossed 30,000 feet in the air. 1.0909 0.04695 55 51 3 1
4211 Pie in the Sky. We are the airline's on-time-arrivals consultant. 1.0909 0.03912 55 50 5 0
4212 It's cool! Observe the physics of how the dough travels through the air. 1.0909 0.04695 55 51 3 1
4213 I'm not very confident about this interview in Rome... I can't help thinking my dream job is just pie in the sky. 1.0909 0.03912 55 50 5 0
4214 It has a lithium battery , so they made me take it out of my checked luggage. 1.0909 0.04695 55 51 3 1
4215 Workation prep. 1.0909 0.03912 55 50 5 0
4216 I love this new Sky Pizza App 1.0909 0.04695 55 51 3 1
4217 No, I was in finance when they tapped me for prez of Papa John's. 1.0909 0.03912 55 50 5 0
4218 This is my tenth flight now with no orders on "PieintheSky.com," I can't understand it! 1.0909 0.03912 55 50 5 0
4219 I have a lot of customers so I have to raise this dough fast. 1.0909 0.04695 55 51 3 1
4220 Fingers are hard to draw. 1.0909 0.04695 55 51 3 1
4221 I find working during the flight helps pass the time. 1.0909 0.03912 55 50 5 0
4222 ... and suddenly I realized that ‘flying high’ is open to interpretation ... 1.0909 0.04695 55 51 3 1
4223 My faculty advisor told me I'd be working on the oceanic crust. 1.0909 0.04695 55 51 3 1
4224 I washed out at NASA. 1.0909 0.03912 55 50 5 0
4225 I'm not exactly sure. They said something about Trump and Russia. 1.0909 0.03912 55 50 5 0
4226 It's The Cloud. Did you think they kept it in a submarine? 1.0909 0.04695 55 51 3 1
4227 Show me first your penny. 1.0909 0.03912 55 50 5 0
4228 Haven't you heard of mile high grub? 1.0909 0.04695 55 51 3 1
4229 Pizza on a plane 1.0909 0.04695 55 51 3 1
4230 I thought I would be working for Flying Pizza. 1.0909 0.04695 55 51 3 1
4231 They said they wanted their pizza to go 1.0909 0.03912 55 50 5 0
4232 Oh, you know, just a bit of work on the flight to get ahead on my business trip. 1.0909 0.03912 55 50 5 0
4233 It's like Uber, just for New York-style pizza. 1.0909 0.03912 55 50 5 0
4234 Yep, I have three more ready to spin in my toque. 1.0909 0.03912 55 50 5 0
4235 I take my work home "I take my work home." 1.0909 0.03912 55 50 5 0
4236 With all the crazy charges flying, I decided to take matters into my own hands. 1.0909 0.04695 55 51 3 1
4237 You kids and your fancy computers - I fly the old fashioned way! 1.0909 0.04695 55 51 3 1
4238 If we loose cabin pressure they become wafers 1.0909 0.03912 55 50 5 0
4239 I bake it with the emanating frustration of 500 cramped fellow travelers. 1.0909 0.03912 55 50 5 0
4240 Time to shred the cheese, lady!! 1.0909 0.03912 55 50 5 0
4241 Have you heard of Tarkovsky? I know you're a chick, but you should check his stuff out. It's pretty tight. 1.0909 0.04695 55 51 3 1
4242 This pizza dough can only rise at 36,000 feet 1.0909 0.03912 55 50 5 0
4243 It's important to practice at least three hours a day. 1.0909 0.04695 55 51 3 1
4244 It worked for Indiana Jones. 1.0909 0.04695 55 51 3 1
4245 I fly into New York for the water. 1.0909 0.03912 55 50 5 0
4246 I get so irresolute on these New York to Chicago flights. 1.0909 0.04695 55 51 3 1
4247 The only problem with my trying to get work done while traveling is occasionally hitting the call button and annoying the flight attendants. 1.0909 0.03912 55 50 5 0
4248 The best part of working from home is that you can do it anywhere 1.0909 0.03912 55 50 5 0
4249 The altitude makes it gluten free 1.0909 0.04695 55 51 3 1
4250 I always try to get a little work done on the flight, so it doesn't feel like wasted time. 1.0909 0.04695 55 51 3 1
4251 If I time it with wind sheer, it'll stay up for a minute! 1.0909 0.03912 55 50 5 0
4252 I’m preparing to be the trek cook at mountain base camps. 1.0893 0.03845 56 51 5 0
4253 The pressure of the oxygen up here really helps the yeast rise.... 1.0893 0.03845 56 51 5 0
4254 Personal laptop? No. Personal pan pizza? Yes! 1.0893 0.03845 56 51 5 0
4255 Unfortunately, I often have to take my work home with me. 1.0893 0.03845 56 51 5 0
4256 Plain or Pepperoni 1.0893 0.04613 56 52 3 1
4257 This is how I 'll kill time. You should try it. 1.0893 0.03845 56 51 5 0
4258 This is my emotional support yeast. 1.0893 0.03845 56 51 5 0
4259 Chateaubriand at 30,000 feet is just pie in the sky. 1.0893 0.04613 56 52 3 1
4260 'Boy-ar-dee?' No, no. No relation. 1.0893 0.04613 56 52 3 1
4261 I'm on a 'Pie in the sky! high 1.0893 0.05270 56 53 1 2
4262 If you can't stand the heat, get out of the kitchen -- but wait till we land. 1.0893 0.04613 56 52 3 1
4263 They needed this pizza on the fly 1.0893 0.04613 56 52 3 1
4264 So...that's how you raise the dough. 1.0893 0.03845 56 51 5 0
4265 This is part of my train-ing 1.0893 0.03845 56 51 5 0
4266 The water is better in New York.... 1.0893 0.04613 56 52 3 1
4267 I left my worry beads in the oven 1.0893 0.03845 56 51 5 0
4268 My restauraunt's taking 'pie in the sky' to the next level. 1.0893 0.04613 56 52 3 1
4269 Our extra toppings stuff is good but our specialty is our plane pizza. 1.0893 0.03845 56 51 5 0
4270 Hitting a few air pockets would make this so much easier. 1.0893 0.03845 56 51 5 0
4271 I think the full name of the class is international discomfort economy class/taste of Italia. 1.0893 0.04613 56 52 3 1
4272 My pizza is not exactly first class either. 1.0877 0.03780 57 52 5 0
4273 'Oh yes we did.' 1.0877 0.03780 57 52 5 0
4274 It's like a fidget spinner, but for Italians. 1.0877 0.03780 57 52 5 0
4275 It's all about gravity and speed of descent! 1.0877 0.04534 57 53 3 1
4276 ...so kid, that's why work-life balance is so important 1.0877 0.04534 57 53 3 1
4277 You see, if you bake this without yeast, it becomes very hard. Makes for a great dildo. 1.0877 0.03780 57 52 5 0
4278 Well, once you get started............... 1.0877 0.04534 57 53 3 1
4279 It's the only way to get proper aeration. 1.0877 0.03780 57 52 5 0
4280 I have way more fun with it since I cut it off. 1.0877 0.03780 57 52 5 0
4281 ...NY, Chicago, or Mystic? 1.0877 0.04534 57 53 3 1
4282 It’s an art tossing dough in the air 1.0877 0.04534 57 53 3 1
4283 I HAVE TO KEEP PRACTICING 1.0877 0.04534 57 53 3 1
4284 It thinks it's a drone! 1.0877 0.04534 57 53 3 1
4285 I hope you like anchovies. 1.0877 0.04534 57 53 3 1
4286 Lady, I only wash my hands if it’s a number two. 1.0877 0.03780 57 52 5 0
4287 It's better than really throwing up. 1.0877 0.03780 57 52 5 0
4288 I just can't do airplane food. 1.0877 0.03780 57 52 5 0
4289 Oops. Sorry about that! 1.0877 0.04534 57 53 3 1
4290 What do you think this thing runs on? 1.0877 0.04534 57 53 3 1
4291 I have such a hard time leaving my work behind. 1.0877 0.03780 57 52 5 0
4292 Since they coverted the galley to more first class, I'm glad when I get an aisle in coach for their food. 1.0877 0.04534 57 53 3 1
4293 Center seats are so boring. 1.0877 0.03780 57 52 5 0
4294 I actually love long flights. I can actually get some work done. 1.0877 0.03780 57 52 5 0
4295 It's fresher this way than freezing the pie! 1.0877 0.03780 57 52 5 0
4296 She’s a registered emotional support dough. 1.0877 0.03780 57 52 5 0
4297 My boss takes "on time delivery" very seriously.... 1.0877 0.03780 57 52 5 0
4298 The pilots likes their pizzas fresh and crispy. 1.0877 0.03780 57 52 5 0
4299 NY pizza... a Laguardia specialty. 1.0877 0.03780 57 52 5 0
4300 I was 2/3 of the way to the record and got the call about my mom's funeral... 1.0877 0.03780 57 52 5 0
4301 And then she said "Paul, just because you found out you're 3% Italian does not mean you can make a great pizza" 1.0877 0.04534 57 53 3 1
4302 I'm actually a programmer but this is the only carpal tunnel therapy that works. 1.0877 0.03780 57 52 5 0
4303 You think this is something? There are two of me in first class. 1.0877 0.03780 57 52 5 0
4304 Krusty Krab Pizza, is the pizza, for you and me! 1.0877 0.03780 57 52 5 0
4305 ...and then Trump fired me. 1.0877 0.04534 57 53 3 1
4306 I can't decide whether to add peppers or to leave it plain. 1.0877 0.03780 57 52 5 0
4307 Usually, the ladies like my food better than me. 1.0877 0.03780 57 52 5 0
4308 Apparently you can’t do this in first class. 1.0877 0.03780 57 52 5 0
4309 I used to just get the Kosher meal, but they stopped offering it. 1.0877 0.03780 57 52 5 0
4310 Are you watching ratatouille? What a coincidence! 1.0877 0.04534 57 53 3 1
4311 Would you believe a guy on a desert island ordered a pizza, price no object? 1.0877 0.04534 57 53 3 1
4312 It’s a Williamsburg pie, but in the air. Think about it. 1.0877 0.04534 57 53 3 1
4313 Do you know how we cook with noisy jealousy? We generally cook fried. 1.0877 0.04534 57 53 3 1
4314 Getting a jump on my work day 1.0877 0.03780 57 52 5 0
4315 The dough will rise better in the air! 1.0877 0.03780 57 52 5 0
4316 You're being filmed for my new cooking show: "Pie the Sky- Coach Version". 1.0877 0.03780 57 52 5 0
4317 I hate working during flights,but these pies need to be ready for an 11:00AM meeting. 1.0877 0.03780 57 52 5 0
4318 I've been traded to the Chicago Deep Dish Devils. 1.0877 0.03780 57 52 5 0
4319 So like I said, it’s all in how you spin it” 1.0877 0.03780 57 52 5 0
4320 Bet you didn't know I'm a culinary academy graduate! 1.0877 0.04534 57 53 3 1
4321 I got an order for a fly pie. 1.0877 0.05179 57 54 1 2
4322 This calms me more then a therapy dog 1.0877 0.03780 57 52 5 0
4323 My pizzeria is called 'pie in the sky'. 1.0877 0.03780 57 52 5 0
4324 The secret of success is practice. 1.0862 0.03718 58 53 5 0
4325 Gotta prep for dinner with clients the moment we land. 1.0862 0.03718 58 53 5 0
4326 "Just practicing for Luigi's Pizza-Flippin' contest in Coney Island tomorrow." 1.0862 0.03718 58 53 5 0
4327 The secret's in the hat. Say "Toque", and magic happens! 1.0862 0.03718 58 53 5 0
4328 Some people turn to technology for inspiration; I, however, like to create my own dough. 1.0862 0.03718 58 53 5 0
4329 I wanted to be a pilot, but felt falling out of the sky, so..... 1.0862 0.03718 58 53 5 0
4330 The President wants pizza and there's no room to spin the dough in the galley. 1.0862 0.03718 58 53 5 0
4331 It's a pizza chef contest thing. The pilot just said we're at 32,000 feet. Could you take a snapshot? 1.0847 0.03657 59 54 5 0
4332 Don't panic! I'm your proud professional pizza pilot prodigy providing practically perfect prime partly predigested pepperoni passenger and paratroop provisions and parables/poems passing as provender. 1.0847 0.03657 59 54 5 0
4333 Our motto is your order and we deliver fresh. 1.0847 0.04384 59 55 3 1
4334 Well, I'm in a contest to see how high I can get a loaf of bread to rise. I knead the dough. 1.0833 0.03598 60 55 5 0
4335 It’s my real time pie in the sky.” 1.0833 0.04924 60 57 1 2
4336 I like to get some work done on these flights. 1.0833 0.03598 60 55 5 0
4337 I think I left the faucet running 1.0833 0.03598 60 55 5 0
4338 I've always wanted to try my high altitude dough recipe. All I need now is an oven. 1.0833 0.04312 60 56 3 1
4339 Dough brings me a lot of "dough", baby... 1.0741 0.03597 54 50 4 0
4340 I’ve been told the higher you toss it the better it tastes. 1.0741 0.03597 54 50 4 0
4341 LOST IT: AM I REALLY FLIPPING DOUGH ON A PLANE? 1.0741 0.03597 54 50 4 0
4342 So then they banned peanuts and this was the obvious alternative.” 1.0741 0.03597 54 50 4 0
4343 Like you, I'm studying for a Final Exam? 1.0741 0.03597 54 50 4 0
4344 This wasn’t the type of dough I️ was trying to make but would you like some? 1.0741 0.03597 54 50 4 0
4345 You ever meet a master baker on a plane? 1.0741 0.03597 54 50 4 0
4346 On an airplane filled with baseball fans it’s always batter up! 1.0741 0.04464 54 51 2 1
4347 What, I can't work on the go? 1.0741 0.03597 54 50 4 0
4348 I was gonna work on a bullet chart, but it was impossible to get through TSA.. 1.0741 0.03597 54 50 4 0
4349 How about no dough bro? 1.0741 0.03597 54 50 4 0
4350 I’m auditioning for Making Pzza For The Stars! 1.0741 0.03597 54 50 4 0
4351 Actually, I have a bad nut allergy,but i will take their ketchup packets. 1.0727 0.04384 55 52 2 1
4352 Non-stop to VPN. 1.0727 0.04384 55 52 2 1
4353 Do you mind if I ask you a personal question, how much dough did this flight cost you? 1.0727 0.04384 55 52 2 1
4354 I have taken raising the dough to the highest level! 1.0727 0.03534 55 51 4 0
4355 ... and when anyone is watching, I exclaim, “Arrivederci!” 1.0727 0.03534 55 51 4 0
4356 Who needs a bespoke floatation device? 1.0727 0.04384 55 52 2 1
4357 I'm going to call it the mile high club sandwich. 1.0727 0.04384 55 52 2 1
4358 When you have a pizza tournament on land and you're still in the air 1.0727 0.03534 55 51 4 0
4359 They said that support sushi would be too smelly. 1.0714 0.04307 56 53 2 1
4360 I missed the anchovy flight. 1.0714 0.03473 56 52 4 0
4361 Did you say that you wanted pepperoni? 1.0714 0.04307 56 53 2 1
4362 I misread the small print. I thought it said only therapy dough was allowed onboard. 1.0714 0.03473 56 52 4 0
4363 In flight Pizza? 1.0714 0.04307 56 53 2 1
4364 I flip when I fly. So thankfully the airline allows each passenger one comfort food along for the ride. 1.0714 0.03473 56 52 4 0
4365 I read The 4-Hour Workweek and it was such a revolution. 1.0714 0.03473 56 52 4 0
4366 My boss said I needed to get it higher. 1.0714 0.03473 56 52 4 0
4367 "There's more than one mile high club." 1.0714 0.03473 56 52 4 0
4368 IOneloaf or two for you.! 1.0714 0.03473 56 52 4 0
4369 It stays up longer this way. 1.0714 0.03473 56 52 4 0
4370 Oh good,refreshments! I'll have a margarita. 1.0714 0.03473 56 52 4 0
4371 Hey, google, it’s a toss up. 1.0714 0.03473 56 52 4 0
4372 I've been having trouble getting my dough to rise 1.0714 0.03473 56 52 4 0
4373 The sous-chef told me to toss the dough higher. 1.0714 0.03473 56 52 4 0
4374 when I flunked out of chef school they told me "you're not really that bad. To make you feel better we're going to show you REALLY bad." 1.0714 0.03473 56 52 4 0
4375 This competition is truly a toss up! 1.0714 0.03473 56 52 4 0
4376 I am just flipping the flippin' pizza, don't flip out. 1.0702 0.03413 57 53 4 0
4377 Commuting’s drag, but at least I can work on the flight. 1.0690 0.03356 58 54 4 0
4378 I call this the 'fly-rise' method" 1.0690 0.03356 58 54 4 0
4379 Quality control test for bread lightness. 1.0625 0.03531 48 45 3 0
4380 So do you want pepperoni or sausage? 1.0600 0.03393 50 47 3 0
4381 Dough you really knead to be doing that right now? 1.0600 0.04435 50 48 1 1
4382 "OOps....there goes my hot dog delivery to the White House! 1.0600 0.03393 50 47 3 0
4383 Toppings today are mushrooms, pepperoni and carry-on. 1.0600 0.03393 50 47 3 0
4384 Honestly, the turbulence makes it a little easier 1.0600 0.03393 50 47 3 0
4385 We have a BOGO on our personal pan pizzas this month, but only if we land at a non destination airport. 1.0600 0.03393 50 47 3 0
4386 I'm practicing for the appetizer round. 1.0600 0.04435 50 48 1 1
4387 Excuse me, miss. You with the glasses and the curly hair. You've been randomly selected to give up your seat. Security is on its way. 1.0588 0.03328 51 48 3 0
4388 I had to leave the sauce at TSA. On the bright side, this'll be a great party trick for my nephew's birthday. 1.0588 0.04349 51 49 1 1
4389 I’m taking recipe testing to be heights. 1.0588 0.03328 51 48 3 0
4390 Armrest? 1.0588 0.04349 51 49 1 1
4391 This used to be pizza dough ... but not anymore! 1.0588 0.03328 51 48 3 0
4392 Oh, the naysayers...the oven in the sky is up next. 1.0588 0.03328 51 48 3 0
4393 I told you it had an in flight mode. 1.0588 0.03328 51 48 3 0
4394 Well, practice makes perfect! 1.0588 0.04349 51 49 1 1
4395 Just setting the record for highest throw 1.0588 0.03328 51 48 3 0
4396 It’s my therapy avocation.. 1.0588 0.03328 51 48 3 0
4397 I'm traveling to an interview in Naples. 1.0588 0.04349 51 49 1 1
4398 I'm prepping the mini pizza slices you're going to have for your in-flight dinners. 1.0588 0.03328 51 48 3 0
4399 I'll add toppings when they turn off the seat-belt sign and bake it during my layover. 1.0588 0.03328 51 48 3 0
4400 I can really get a lot of work done on airplanes these days. It's a real pie-in-the-sky situation. 1.0588 0.03328 51 48 3 0
4401 What were you going to do? Clap? 1.0588 0.03328 51 48 3 0
4402 Would you care for pepperoni on your emotional support pizza? 1.0588 0.03328 51 48 3 0
4403 No one seems interested, and I thought they said I would "fly the friendly pies." 1.0588 0.03328 51 48 3 0
4404 Mamm,I am afraid your pizza delivery will be delayed due to high altitude effect on the oven temperature 1.0588 0.03328 51 48 3 0
4405 And next week we cover frosting techniques. Stay tuned for more. 1.0588 0.03328 51 48 3 0
4406 In the event the cabin becomes depressurized, a pizza maker will automatically be deployed from the overhead compartment. 1.0588 0.03328 51 48 3 0
4407 As I was saying, this is gluten free... 1.0588 0.04349 51 49 1 1
4408 Flying is the best time for me to practice my pizza tossing. 1.0588 0.03328 51 48 3 0
4409 Flap up. 1.0588 0.03328 51 48 3 0
4410 We deliver, fast, fresh,first class 1.0588 0.03328 51 48 3 0
4411 It easy to make the Mile High Club in pizza dough and you get to keep your restaurant 1.0588 0.03328 51 48 3 0
4412 I'ma join the Mile High Club today, only not-a whatchu think! 1.0588 0.04349 51 49 1 1
4413 Seat 15D... You selected Pizzafarian in the "special diet" section? 1.0588 0.03328 51 48 3 0
4414 We may not have much leg room but we have the freshest pretzels in the sky! 1.0588 0.03328 51 48 3 0
4415 I hate these pilots that think zero-G loops are funny. 1.0588 0.03328 51 48 3 0
4416 the dough raises better in the air 1.0588 0.03328 51 48 3 0
4417 It’s my social medium need. 1.0588 0.03328 51 48 3 0
4418 Yhe transcontinental pizza rises in Italy and bakes in Chicago. 1.0588 0.03328 51 48 3 0
4419 If you stare at the screen too long, your fingers will get doughy! 1.0588 0.03328 51 48 3 0
4420 And then she said, Next time try to burn down the wall, not everyone else. So then I said, So this isn't the flight to Italy. 1.0588 0.03328 51 48 3 0
4421 It’s our new pie in the sky as you fly delivery service 1.0588 0.03328 51 48 3 0
4422 Geez, these pizza apps are getting quicker every day! 1.0588 0.03328 51 48 3 0
4423 So you think think the pizza dough will land in my hand. Correct. BUT what if we were doing this outside? I love testing Newton’s Laws of Motion! 1.0588 0.04349 51 49 1 1
4424 This is not a pizza, heh, heh! It's a special epoxy we're mixing to plug the bullet holes in the plane that the terrorists made, when they took over the cockpit. Oh, you didn't know? 1.0588 0.04349 51 49 1 1
4425 Now you know what "Up in the Air" is all about. The dough. 1.0588 0.03328 51 48 3 0
4426 Same here, I have to keep working while I fly to make that dough. 1.0588 0.03328 51 48 3 0
4427 Life's like a baguette of bread flips 1.0588 0.03328 51 48 3 0
4428 The new trend in pizza is gluten free, local ingredients and tossed up and down at a high altitude. 1.0588 0.03328 51 48 3 0
4429 One gets a much better rise in the dough at 30,000 feet. 1.0588 0.03328 51 48 3 0
4430 Lets "Enjoyed " life " Again .Every one is either looking down with the new Technology.(great) but we like to see the faces (Sometime )and the pretty smiles 1.0588 0.03328 51 48 3 0
4431 Great piece of advice from my accountant 1.0588 0.04349 51 49 1 1
4432 It helps improve my circulation. 1.0588 0.03328 51 48 3 0
4433 Juggling or pizza? Juggling or pizza? The eternal question. Which would be more indispensable in disproving Einstein's assertions? 1.0588 0.03328 51 48 3 0
4434 At least he didn’t clap when the plane landed. 1.0588 0.03328 51 48 3 0
4435 hurga durga there goes me sausage 1.0588 0.03328 51 48 3 0
4436 The difficult part will be asking everyone in the row to help me with the toppings. 1.0588 0.03328 51 48 3 0
4437 It's altitude training for MasterChef. 1.0588 0.03328 51 48 3 0
4438 I'm always concerned about how well the crust will hold up. 1.0588 0.03328 51 48 3 0
4439 Cooking on the fly is a real toss-up. 1.0588 0.03328 51 48 3 0
4440 The multitude will be hungry when we land. 1.0588 0.03328 51 48 3 0
4441 The air in the cabin gives the dough its flavor 1.0588 0.03328 51 48 3 0
4442 I make a living tossing dough up in the air 24/7!! 1.0588 0.03328 51 48 3 0
4443 I always try to get some work done before the movie starts. 1.0588 0.03328 51 48 3 0
4444 Extra leg room is just pie in the sky. 1.0588 0.04349 51 49 1 1
4445 The secret is in the plane's altitude and the reaction to the molecules in the yeast, and that causes the dough to............... 1.0588 0.03328 51 48 3 0
4446 The higher we fly, the lighter the crust 1.0588 0.03328 51 48 3 0
4447 Can you google “how to tell when pizza man has lost his mind?” 1.0588 0.03328 51 48 3 0
4448 I imported the air from New York. 1.0588 0.03328 51 48 3 0
4449 Last time my plane waited on the tarmac so long I could have oven-baked a pizza. 1.0588 0.03328 51 48 3 0
4450 BUN! It's flying now! 1.0588 0.03328 51 48 3 0
4451 Kneadless to say,TSA was a little surprised to see this in my carry-on baggage. 1.0588 0.03328 51 48 3 0
4452 The pressurized cabin gives this a certain tang, it could be a sensation; pressurized pizza. 1.0588 0.03328 51 48 3 0
4453 I need to practice. 1.0588 0.03328 51 48 3 0
4454 I thought I could leave the job at the office, but there is so much to do! 1.0588 0.03328 51 48 3 0
4455 I've been on vacation so I'm trying to get back in the spin of things. 1.0588 0.03328 51 48 3 0
4456 My job is really up in the air, but I'm gonna smooth things out. 1.0588 0.03328 51 48 3 0
4457 Would you like to be a beta tester? It's a new take on a food delivery start-up. 1.0588 0.03328 51 48 3 0
4458 Do you mind? I 1.0588 0.03328 51 48 3 0
4459 I’m babysitting the Bouncing Ball. As long as he’s in the air, he flies free. 1.0588 0.03328 51 48 3 0
4460 It's so great that this train has free pie-fly. 1.0588 0.03328 51 48 3 0
4461 I understood my stand-by seat was a toss up. 1.0588 0.03328 51 48 3 0
4462 Well, very shortly we'll be flying directly over Milano. I'll be able to say I tossed pizza in Italy, and complete my resume on the return flight. 1.0588 0.03328 51 48 3 0
4463 My therapist sent me on this trip to get over my inhibitions. 1.0588 0.03328 51 48 3 0
4464 Because the airline wouldn’t let me dress my emotional support capon. 1.0588 0.03328 51 48 3 0
4465 Don't flip out. Flip in. 1.0588 0.03328 51 48 3 0
4466 life hack: finish work on commute home to maximize personal time. 1.0588 0.03328 51 48 3 0
4467 Sagabona kunjani wena, darling! 1.0588 0.03328 51 48 3 0
4468 I know what you mean. I'm cramming for my finals in culinary school. 1.0588 0.03328 51 48 3 0
4469 We're going for a 3-minutes or free concept. 1.0588 0.04349 51 49 1 1
4470 You did request self rising dough, didnt you? 1.0588 0.03328 51 48 3 0
4471 Before you toss the dough, make sure your finger nails are cut down to the quick. 1.0588 0.03328 51 48 3 0
4472 Our mile high club offers a choice of toppings. 1.0588 0.03328 51 48 3 0
4473 Now you got your pie in the sky, so on the flight back could you request on-time departure and some legroom? 1.0588 0.03328 51 48 3 0
4474 Care to join the mile-high pie club? 1.0588 0.03328 51 48 3 0
4475 I know that the seats are cramped, but at least this airline offers fresh food. 1.0588 0.03328 51 48 3 0
4476 Elon Musk taught me how to do this. 1.0588 0.04349 51 49 1 1
4477 I always brown bag it when I travel... 1.0588 0.03328 51 48 3 0
4478 I worked for the Obama administration for eight years and did nothing and learned nothing, like Obama, so now I flip pizza dough, like Obama, but for less money. 1.0588 0.03328 51 48 3 0
4479 If you want to sit in business class, we’ll need a lot more than this. 1.0588 0.03328 51 48 3 0
4480 I"'ll meet a top person one day" 1.0588 0.03328 51 48 3 0
4481 I am going to bake a pie in the sky. 1.0588 0.03328 51 48 3 0
4482 Working overtime and I still can’t afford the in-flight WiFi 1.0588 0.04349 51 49 1 1
4483 I call it "Pan-Am Style Pizza". 1.0588 0.03328 51 48 3 0
4484 wait wait another thing about 9/11? nobody talks about it, but it totally killed the mile high club 1.0588 0.03328 51 48 3 0
4485 My soufflé turns out better in high altitudes 1.0588 0.03328 51 48 3 0
4486 The higher we go, the higher I can throw it. 1.0588 0.03328 51 48 3 0
4487 I love how the dough thins out in this atmosphere. 1.0588 0.03328 51 48 3 0
4488 It's only a 'service vegetable' now, but one day it'll be good enough to bake and, perchance, to eat. 1.0588 0.03328 51 48 3 0
4489 The President is expecting a hot-off pizza from Italy when we land. 1.0588 0.03328 51 48 3 0
4490 The difficult thing is just keeping it in the air. 1.0588 0.03328 51 48 3 0
4491 Yes, we have an algorithm to spot the security risk when I do this maneuver! 1.0588 0.03328 51 48 3 0
4492 Alright Seinfeld, calm down. This is my job, okay? 1.0588 0.03328 51 48 3 0
4493 D'oh! 1.0588 0.03328 51 48 3 0
4494 Economy Plus is my pie in the sky. 1.0588 0.03328 51 48 3 0
4495 If the tarmac delay is over then why aren't we fettuccine al-free to go? 1.0588 0.03328 51 48 3 0
4496 I'm hoping my secret recipe makes the watchlist. 1.0588 0.03328 51 48 3 0
4497 Well, the ad said '40000 feet or it's free' 1.0588 0.03328 51 48 3 0
4498 Hey what IS the deal with airplane food? I never got that. 1.0588 0.04349 51 49 1 1
4499 You got it—one extra large plane for delivery. 1.0588 0.03328 51 48 3 0
4500 My dream is pie in the sky. 1.0588 0.03328 51 48 3 0
4501 I hate these puff pastries. 1.0588 0.04349 51 49 1 1
4502 I, too, am in the air. 1.0588 0.04349 51 49 1 1
4503 What's the deal with airplane food? 1.0588 0.03328 51 48 3 0
4504 It’s our way of advertising our Flying Pizza restaurant. 1.0588 0.03328 51 48 3 0
4505 I need a seat with more kneed room. 1.0588 0.03328 51 48 3 0
4506 I'm a wood-fired oven connoisseur myself, but today I'll have to settle for a Dutch Oven. 1.0588 0.03328 51 48 3 0
4507 This is really hard to do while the train is moving! 1.0588 0.04349 51 49 1 1
4508 It's a new treatment for carpal tunnel syndrome. 1.0588 0.03328 51 48 3 0
4509 My pizza soars at this altitude. 1.0588 0.03328 51 48 3 0
4510 We're getting some ideas about how to present sardines. 1.0588 0.03328 51 48 3 0
4511 Wanna toss my Pizza? 1.0588 0.03328 51 48 3 0
4512 Doughn't anyone bake around here? 1.0588 0.04349 51 49 1 1
4513 I made a pie in the sky joke to my job agency, then they sent me here. 1.0588 0.03328 51 48 3 0
4514 Record third quarter job growth in middle economy. 1.0588 0.03328 51 48 3 0
4515 It was a toss up between this or airline pilot. 1.0588 0.04349 51 49 1 1
4516 I,m practicing for the bakeoff. 1.0588 0.03328 51 48 3 0
4517 I don’t care what anybody says, this was the original Mile High Club. 1.0588 0.03328 51 48 3 0
4518 My God... 1.0588 0.03328 51 48 3 0
4519 Buckle up and enjoy your flight, right? 1.0588 0.03328 51 48 3 0
4520 Thanks for switching seats, getting the dough right is all about the microclimate. 1.0588 0.03328 51 48 3 0
4521 I was told "Higher makes a crispier crust". 1.0588 0.03328 51 48 3 0
4522 This ISN'T the Mile Pie Club?" 1.0588 0.04349 51 49 1 1
4523 I do this to get a high speed rise 1.0588 0.04349 51 49 1 1
4524 It's sausage time! 1.0588 0.04349 51 49 1 1
4525 So, what do you dough for a living lassy? 1.0588 0.03328 51 48 3 0
4526 Next trip- 'the vomit comet' ....... 1.0588 0.03328 51 48 3 0
4527 My brother is a Gynecologist and has to fly business class. 1.0588 0.03328 51 48 3 0
4528 Isn't it convenient to work while you travel? 1.0588 0.03328 51 48 3 0
4529 Normally you wanna do this part with flour but who can toss dough with only 3 oz. of flour amirite! 1.0588 0.03328 51 48 3 0
4530 No, I'm just trying to fool my Iwatch into registering that I'm doing my regular walking workout so I don't have to start over. 1.0588 0.03328 51 48 3 0
4531 That's when Tony said, "Here! Catch this giant pickle," and I've been doing it ever since. 1.0588 0.03328 51 48 3 0
4532 When the moon hits your eye like a big pizza pie, that’s amore! 1.0588 0.03328 51 48 3 0
4533 Please remember to respect other passengers and don't do text messaging while making a pizza. 1.0588 0.03328 51 48 3 0
4534 If anyone on this trip says they have to “take a call” Ima slap them with this pizza dough. 1.0588 0.03328 51 48 3 0
4535 I've been told my crust is weightless. 1.0588 0.03328 51 48 3 0
4536 My boss said that my dough wasn't airy enough. 1.0588 0.04349 51 49 1 1
4537 My daughter is studying abroad in Italy. I want to show her some dad moves. 1.0588 0.03328 51 48 3 0
4538 I’ve been taking this course in efficiency, inconvenient at times, but it works... 1.0588 0.03328 51 48 3 0
4539 The boss moved me here from Times Square. 1.0577 0.03265 52 49 3 0
4540 Can you scroll down please? I'm in a hurry. 1.0577 0.04266 52 50 1 1
4541 Your 3D printer screwed up your order. I'm supposed to be in New York. 1.0577 0.03265 52 49 3 0
4542 I'm new at this and my boss didn't tell me when I could stop. 1.0577 0.03265 52 49 3 0
4543 I'm on my way to the National Self Rising Bake Off,but i cannot seem to control my entry. 1.0577 0.03265 52 49 3 0
4544 The crust is lighter when made here. 1.0577 0.04266 52 50 1 1
4545 I got a takeout order on the phone from that crazy bastard Fusilli. 1.0577 0.03265 52 49 3 0
4546 I don't care if there is not Wifi on the plane, I still can do my job! 1.0577 0.04266 52 50 1 1
4547 I like my pie with extra airline miles. 1.0577 0.03265 52 49 3 0
4548 Just trying to get my 10,000 hours in any chance I get. 1.0577 0.03265 52 49 3 0
4549 It's that extra something you get from the Coriolis effect. 1.0577 0.04266 52 50 1 1
4550 Mamma mia, that's a spicy seat cushion! 1.0577 0.03265 52 49 3 0
4551 You never heard of a "flying sausage"? 1.0577 0.03265 52 49 3 0
4552 My lap is really sensitive. 1.0577 0.03265 52 49 3 0
4553 The downdrafts help me perfect my technique. 1.0577 0.03265 52 49 3 0
4554 I wanted to make a big pizza pie as close to the moon, that's all...Mary 1.0577 0.03265 52 49 3 0
4555 First you dissolve the yeast in 3 ounces of water... 1.0566 0.03205 53 50 3 0
4556 I'm really up in the air about thick crust or thin. 1.0566 0.04186 53 51 1 1
4557 My dream is to chef on the International Space Station. 1.0566 0.03205 53 50 3 0
4558 The Boss said to make a plain pizza, so here I am. 1.0566 0.03205 53 50 3 0
4559 It takes my mind off travel sickness. 1.0566 0.03205 53 50 3 0
4560 I was told my dough needs more air. 1.0566 0.03205 53 50 3 0
4561 one cold bun is coming right up 1.0566 0.03205 53 50 3 0
4562 I'm surprised they didn't charge me for two seats what with two air travelers and all. 1.0566 0.04186 53 51 1 1
4563 They only come out in flight. 1.0566 0.03205 53 50 3 0
4564 At least I think he said "flight bread pizza" 1.0566 0.03205 53 50 3 0
4565 Yeah, my partner complains about me taking my work home with me too 1.0566 0.03205 53 50 3 0
4566 How did you think they made "cloud bread"? 1.0566 0.03205 53 50 3 0
4567 This helps with my anxiety to fly. 1.0566 0.03205 53 50 3 0
4568 Do you want it plain or with full turbulence toppings? 1.0566 0.03205 53 50 3 0
4569 Hopefully they have an oven, otherwise the engine will have to do. 1.0566 0.03205 53 50 3 0
4570 You should see 1.0566 0.03205 53 50 3 0
4571 They advertised it as: "A 'Mile High' Initiation for the Pizza Lover 1.0566 0.03205 53 50 3 0
4572 I try to get as much work done as possible on the flight when I travel on business. 1.0566 0.03205 53 50 3 0
4573 See, the higher you throw the dough in the air, the crispier the crust. 1.0556 0.03146 54 51 3 0
4574 We've risen higher than my crust and the guy at Easter time. 1.0556 0.03146 54 51 3 0
4575 Did I mention that I'm not crazy about airline food? 1.0556 0.03146 54 51 3 0
4576 Yeah, that’s Papa John’s guy is really giving us all a bad rap. 1.0556 0.04109 54 52 1 1
4577 30 minutes or less? 1.0556 0.04109 54 52 1 1
4578 I'm making a pizza-chute. 1.0556 0.04109 54 52 1 1
4579 They confiscated my water bottle, so I had to use spit in the dough. 1.0556 0.03146 54 51 3 0
4580 It puffs up immoderately in first. 1.0556 0.03146 54 51 3 0
4581 The airplane food market is going to take off. As a white male chef I have a duty to tap into it. 1.0556 0.03146 54 51 3 0
4582 Yeah, this train just added pie-fly to the wi-fi. 1.0556 0.04109 54 52 1 1
4583 I need to stop taking my work home with me. 1.0556 0.03146 54 51 3 0
4584 I don't have sauce or cheese so this is just practice. 1.0426 0.02976 47 45 2 0
4585 ...And that's when I realized maybe this job wasn't meant to be 1.0426 0.02976 47 45 2 0
4586 Airpockets abound! 1.0426 0.02976 47 45 2 0
4587 Hey, it’s easier to take care than a support dog—and I can eat it later tonight. 1.0426 0.02976 47 45 2 0
4588 What!?, your doing your work on the plain 1.0426 0.02976 47 45 2 0
4589 Don't worry, it won't kill you to eat it! 1.0426 0.02976 47 45 2 0
4590 apparently it's the only way to get novichok through JFK... 1.0426 0.02976 47 45 2 0
4591 I find I get the best crust when I get the most height. 1.0426 0.02976 47 45 2 0
4592 No, I won't meet you in the bathroom! I'm a proud member of the Mile High Pizza Making Club! 1.0426 0.02976 47 45 2 0
4593 I found dough rises faster at 36,000 feet. 1.0426 0.02976 47 45 2 0
4594 Margherita al pesce -- just as soon as we pull in to Crust Station. 1.0426 0.02976 47 45 2 0
4595 It's a self assurance thing. In the dream I'm spinning the stuff with my feet. 1.0426 0.02976 47 45 2 0
4596 I like keeping my hands busy. 1.0426 0.02976 47 45 2 0
4597 This is for emotional support--I suffer from fear of not having pizza while flying. 1.0426 0.02976 47 45 2 0
4598 Unfortunately the Sauce is check-in only. 1.0426 0.02976 47 45 2 0
4599 Oh no, I'm not a method actor. Method is for losers, man. I just don't like airline food. 1.0426 0.02976 47 45 2 0
4600 You like Weiswurst, Madame? 1.0426 0.02976 47 45 2 0
4601 An extra thirty bucks, but that's 2 toppings. 1.0426 0.02976 47 45 2 0
4602 Pepperoni high rise comin up! 1.0426 0.02976 47 45 2 0
4603 I only work first class. 1.0426 0.02976 47 45 2 0
4604 It pairs well with ginger ale. 1.0426 0.02976 47 45 2 0
4605 whole wheat---fair trade----organic wheat----healthy pizza---Italy needs it 1.0426 0.02976 47 45 2 0
4606 If we go down, save the pizza. 1.0426 0.02976 47 45 2 0
4607 Would you please order me a can of tomato juice, open it, and hand it to me when we land in Australia tomorrow? 1.0426 0.02976 47 45 2 0
4608 It’s either this or my lunch. 1.0426 0.02976 47 45 2 0
4609 You gotta make sure it rises properly. 1.0426 0.02976 47 45 2 0
4610 You’ve got to watch the rise at altitude. 1.0426 0.02976 47 45 2 0
4611 It's a shame they don't have an oven on here. 1.0426 0.02976 47 45 2 0
4612 I'll get better when the pressure drops. 1.0426 0.02976 47 45 2 0
4613 Since the incident,Papa John now flies coach. 1.0426 0.02976 47 45 2 0
4614 The higher we go, the better my dough. 1.0426 0.02976 47 45 2 0
4615 I just never thought I'd have to work on the commute. 1.0426 0.02976 47 45 2 0
4616 Have you ever seen someone on the plane tossing pizza dough? Neither have I, so I guess I'm a weir-dough. 1.0426 0.02976 47 45 2 0
4617 And that's why I would make a great pilot! 1.0426 0.02976 47 45 2 0
4618 It's their new batter system,18 more and I can make my connector. 1.0426 0.02976 47 45 2 0
4619 Sausage or pepperoni? 1.0426 0.02976 47 45 2 0
4620 Competition is the essence of capitalism 1.0426 0.02976 47 45 2 0
4621 You’ve-a got to keep-a the dough a-moving. 1.0426 0.02976 47 45 2 0
4622 The seats are so cramped that I cant make a meringue on board these days. 1.0426 0.02976 47 45 2 0
4623 Colonel Sanders used that word all the time, but you don't see him in coach. 1.0426 0.02976 47 45 2 0
4624 This is one sure way to get the dough to rise. 1.0426 0.02976 47 45 2 0
4625 When you really think about it, being airborne is really as big a part of my job as the pilot's 1.0426 0.02976 47 45 2 0
4626 This way I don't have to pay for using the overhead bin. 1.0426 0.02976 47 45 2 0
4627 I'm at the double pepperoni frequent flyer level. 1.0426 0.02976 47 45 2 0
4628 If this isn't the world's highest pizza toss, I'll be a monkey's sous chef. 1.0426 0.02976 47 45 2 0
4629 We're a mile from touchdown, your lunch is floating, so fasten your belt. 1.0426 0.02976 47 45 2 0
4630 I owe it to my customers' gut health to prep my food in the least sterile environments. 1.0426 0.02976 47 45 2 0
4631 Ladies and gentlemen, I think we have lift-off." Arthur Rowse aerowse@gmail.co 1.0426 0.02976 47 45 2 0
4632 No really, it makes a difference when you toss it at altitude. 1.0426 0.02976 47 45 2 0
4633 Just flipping pizza on a plane! 1.0426 0.02976 47 45 2 0
4634 Lady, dough you need something or what 1.0426 0.02976 47 45 2 0
4635 You wanted extra Pepperoni, right? 1.0426 0.02976 47 45 2 0
4636 I fly with this so if it ever stays up in the air I'll know there's trouble. 1.0426 0.02976 47 45 2 0
4637 I’m heading to Drury Lane to check out the competition. 1.0426 0.02976 47 45 2 0
4638 I just like to feel that I can handle anything these no meal flights throw at me. 1.0426 0.02976 47 45 2 0
4639 ... and so of course I’m like, ‘What do you mean, what’s the deal with airline food?’ 1.0426 0.02976 47 45 2 0
4640 If I keep working while we fly, I may be able to finish before we land. 1.0426 0.02976 47 45 2 0
4641 I just find the dough has a more satisfying chew when it's been thrown at 30,000 feet 1.0426 0.02976 47 45 2 0
4642 Want to join the Pizza High Club? 1.0426 0.02976 47 45 2 0
4643 I wanted my dough to soar the highest. I'm practicing right now. The flight attendant is about to lead me out to the top of the aircraft. This'll show them. This'll show them all. 1.0426 0.02976 47 45 2 0
4644 It helps me relax on these long flights. 1.0426 0.02976 47 45 2 0
4645 Richard complains that I bring my work home with me. 1.0426 0.02976 47 45 2 0
4646 I JUST FIND THAT WHEN THE CABIN DEPRESSURIZES , THE CRUST IS MUCH MORE FLAKY. 1.0426 0.02976 47 45 2 0
4647 But if I , G.W.Bush, pass some dough back to Putin behind me, will I be accused of "canoodling" with Russia? Sour dough---he didn’t win the election. What, he had his own election? Why? 1.0426 0.02976 47 45 2 0
4648 Just keeping my skills up. 1.0426 0.02976 47 45 2 0
4649 I suffer from fear of flying syndrome and find this quite therapeutic. 1.0426 0.02976 47 45 2 0
4650 It's an experiment to see if anyone notices in this technological age. 1.0426 0.02976 47 45 2 0
4651 It just makes me feel better whenever it comes down. 1.0426 0.02976 47 45 2 0
4652 I got sick of "One potato, two potato" 1.0426 0.02976 47 45 2 0
4653 I wonder if he's going to share with the rest of us? 1.0426 0.02976 47 45 2 0
4654 If it doesn't come down we're in trouble. 1.0426 0.02976 47 45 2 0
4655 I’m always online when I’m away from the office 1.0426 0.02976 47 45 2 0
4656 It's supposed to be a no-rise dough. 1.0426 0.02976 47 45 2 0
4657 Just trying to make some extra dough! 1.0426 0.02976 47 45 2 0
4658 Cell phones, you know? I can't stop working, even on vacation. 1.0426 0.02976 47 45 2 0
4659 Haven’t we all learned yet?, the more dough you have, the more you knead. 1.0426 0.02976 47 45 2 0
4660 Simplicity Simon met a pie man going to the affair. 1.0426 0.04255 47 46 0 1
4661 Topped with rubber chicken, what else? 1.0426 0.02976 47 45 2 0
4662 I just find that it rises better at 30,000 feet. 1.0426 0.02976 47 45 2 0
4663 Too bad your parents don't have pie holes. 1.0426 0.02976 47 45 2 0
4664 If I don't get there in thirty minutes or less, it's free. 1.0426 0.02976 47 45 2 0
4665 They say making it in New York is hard, turns out making it here is much harder. 1.0426 0.02976 47 45 2 0
4666 The world record holder for highest pizza toss 1.0426 0.02976 47 45 2 0
4667 The Pizza Dough on the Pizza Plane. 1.0426 0.02976 47 45 2 0
4668 I just thought that with 250 people's germs floating in the air, this might be the tastiest antidote to the flu. 1.0426 0.02976 47 45 2 0
4669 I hate to work on vacation, but I gotta make the dough somehow! Oh, jeez, this is the kind of answer they actually pick. Um, god, uh. Think, Alex. Don’t compromise your integrity. Really GIVE IT to them. Ah, got it! Butthole 1.0426 0.02976 47 45 2 0
4670 The secret to good pizza is tossing he dough nice and high 1.0426 0.02976 47 45 2 0
4671 I get a lot more accomplished while flying and I don't have to stop during take-offs and landings. 1.0426 0.02976 47 45 2 0
4672 I'm a pizza trainee! 1.0426 0.02976 47 45 2 0
4673 You should see what I’d have under there if this was Business Class 1.0426 0.02976 47 45 2 0
4674 I have always been a "pie in the sky" kinda guy. 1.0426 0.02976 47 45 2 0
4675 I´m just making some pizza for the airplane riders, just ignore me. 1.0426 0.02976 47 45 2 0
4676 I'm a sexual predator the dough makes me safe! 1.0426 0.02976 47 45 2 0
4677 You May Think it's Strange but the turbulence manes it Munch Easter ! 1.0426 0.02976 47 45 2 0
4678 Rissing crust experiment, wish me luck! 1.0426 0.04255 47 46 0 1
4679 Cheapa flight. No, uh service. Im'a makin' my owna pizza. 1.0426 0.02976 47 45 2 0
4680 If you can't make first class, economy is fine. 1.0426 0.02976 47 45 2 0
4681 Hey, do you happen to have some tomato sauce?" 1.0426 0.02976 47 45 2 0
4682 Hot Dog here! 1.0426 0.02976 47 45 2 0
4683 First Class makes it cost too much. 1.0426 0.02976 47 45 2 0
4684 I'm on-the-job too; Uber eats delivery of a Chicago deep dish 1.0426 0.02976 47 45 2 0
4685 Hey, I’m a big Joe Hill fan. 1.0426 0.02976 47 45 2 0
4686 I was inspired after reading articles on pack your own food for your next flight. 1.0426 0.02976 47 45 2 0
4687 Gianpaolo, he is a Sardinian long-eared bat. But-a now, he is-a...Not Allowed! 1.0426 0.02976 47 45 2 0
4688 Somehow by aerating the dough at 30,000 feet instead of sea level, 1.0426 0.02976 47 45 2 0
4689 I'm on a bus mans holiday 1.0426 0.02976 47 45 2 0
4690 Subway rats like the discounted airline fares. 1.0426 0.02976 47 45 2 0
4691 What are you doing on a plane; tossing pizza dough into the air? Have you gone mad? 1.0426 0.02976 47 45 2 0
4692 I also like to use this time to catch up on work 1.0426 0.02976 47 45 2 0
4693 I'm not a chef, it's how I get my therapy dough onto the plane. 1.0426 0.02976 47 45 2 0
4694 It's my secret recipe for kids, just put FLUBBER in the cooking flour. 1.0426 0.02976 47 45 2 0
4695 And to think that I used to complain about after-hours emails. 1.0426 0.02976 47 45 2 0
4696 My girlfriend is picking me up at the airport, and I thought I would give her a surprise. 1.0426 0.02976 47 45 2 0
4697 The dough, she's more elastic at 30,000 feet. 1.0426 0.02976 47 45 2 0
4698 I’m the new Air Marshal 1.0417 0.02915 48 46 2 0
4699 We're not different at all. The Captain announces we've leveled off for cruising before I begin, and I have to finish before turns and descent for landing. 1.0400 0.02799 50 48 2 0
4700 Sorry if I’m bothering you. I need to catch up on work. 1.0400 0.02799 50 48 2 0
4701 I just got back from seeing the leaning tower of Pizza and now I’m infatuated with Italian dishes 1.0400 0.02799 50 48 2 0
4702 Well I'm gluten free 1.0400 0.02799 50 48 2 0
4703 The additional train movement adds texture 1.0400 0.02799 50 48 2 0
4704 Real news, fake news, it's a toss up! 1.0385 0.02693 52 50 2 0
4705 I'm like the wolf who has his hand. 1.0233 0.02353 43 42 1 0
4706 It's our latest effort in customer satisfaction and delivery. 1.0233 0.02353 43 42 1 0
4707 My instructor told me I wasn't throwing it high enough. 1.0233 0.02353 43 42 1 0
4708 Quiet car, yes. Pizza car, also yes. 1.0233 0.02353 43 42 1 0
4709 'We're starting a new trend - from pizza parlor to plane" 1.0233 0.02353 43 42 1 0
4710 No, no, your doing it all wrong. You need the pizza dough....See, just look at wikipedia! 1.0233 0.02353 43 42 1 0
4711 The recycled plane air makes the dough fluffier. 1.0233 0.02353 43 42 1 0
4712 It beats a 1/4 oz. bag of peanuts. 1.0233 0.02353 43 42 1 0
4713 We're forecast to hit several patches of tomato sauce and mozzarella in the air. 1.0233 0.02353 43 42 1 0
4714 The felon in seat 2B wants pizza for his last meal. 1.0227 0.02299 44 43 1 0
4715 Sorry, all of Emelia's pizzas are reserved till 7:30 1.0227 0.02299 44 43 1 0
4716 Support dog, support cat, ...support dough. 1.0227 0.02299 44 43 1 0
4717 Beef or chicken ? I'm up in the air... 1.0227 0.02299 44 43 1 0
4718 To get rid of an air pocket, you have to be in an air pocket." Hersey English Dept. 1.0227 0.02299 44 43 1 0
4719 This plane has really bad turbulence! 1.0227 0.02299 44 43 1 0
4720 We just had a baby. My wife wants me to practice throwing things up without spinning it at the same time. 1.0222 0.02247 45 44 1 0
4721 If we hit a down draft, the guy to my left will be wearing a thin crust cap. 1.0222 0.02247 45 44 1 0
4722 I’m too a workaholic. 1.0222 0.02247 45 44 1 0
4723 It may seem odd, but the increased elevation really lightens up the crust. 1.0222 0.02247 45 44 1 0
4724 It taste like a hot dog only without the calories! 1.0222 0.02247 45 44 1 0
4725 You know, I don't mind any in-flight delays. I just get that much closer to my 10,000 hours. 1.0217 0.02198 46 45 1 0
4726 I had never tossed a pizza this high 1.0217 0.02198 46 45 1 0
4727 I'm not sure why, but high altitude inspires me. 1.0217 0.02198 46 45 1 0
4728 Yeah, I saw this bad film called “Up in the Air.” It was horrible, but the scene where the side piece tells the character played by that tendentious buffoon, George Clooney, “Scram pervo! This my real life and you aren’t in it!” Really resonated. 1.0217 0.02198 46 45 1 0
4729 Of course, I'd rather be on a 747, but this'll do 1.0217 0.02198 46 45 1 0
4730 That was some flash flood! At least my hair didn't get wet! 1.0213 0.02151 47 46 1 0
4731 I couldn’t wait ‘til Boston for some pizza. 1.0213 0.02151 47 46 1 0
4732 No little, dead fish . . . simply a plane pie-in-the-sky! 1.0213 0.02151 47 46 1 0
4733 Mile high pie! 1.0208 0.02105 48 47 1 0
4734 Yeah, it's a different kind of workplace stress. 1.0208 0.02105 48 47 1 0
4735 ...so, this is how I caught my hands in the dough. 1.0200 0.02020 50 49 1 0
4736 You've heard of emotional support animals? 1.0200 0.02020 50 49 1 0
4737 That cabin cooking area simply makes me sick! 1.0200 0.02020 50 49 1 0
4738 Here's the deal. I've never been one for airline food. 1.0000 0.02532 40 40 0 0
4739 Actually the big story is making the hot dog grow too. 1.0000 0.02532 40 40 0 0
4740 "I didn't pay for the wi-fi" 1.0000 0.02469 41 41 0 0
4741 They say the secret is the NY water, but I think it’s the air at 30,000 feet above the Atlantic. 1.0000 0.02532 40 40 0 0
4742 This year I'm taking a working vacation. 1.0000 0.02532 40 40 0 0
4743 The altitude actually makes this really difficult. 1.0000 0.02532 40 40 0 0
4744 Dough therapy takes all harried commuters to their happy place. 1.0000 0.02469 41 41 0 0
4745 I hope this eventually becomes the next viral post on social media. 1.0000 0.02532 40 40 0 0
4746 I call it pizza pilot! 1.0000 0.02469 41 41 0 0
4747 Just putting my dough in airplane mode. 1.0000 0.02532 40 40 0 0
4748 Well, not as bad as an emotional support dog but a little worse than worry beads -- for you. 1.0000 0.02532 40 40 0 0
4749 This is what I get for avoiding the seat next to the mother with her baby in the other car. 1.0000 0.02532 40 40 0 0
4750 I'm going for fourteen Guinness world records at once. 1.0000 0.02469 41 41 0 0
4751 Laptops are passe compared to my hovering pizza dough. It contains nanochips and is its own ISP in airline mode. 1.0000 0.02532 40 40 0 0
4752 Florida still doesn't have good pizza, it's the water. 1.0000 0.01681 60 60 0 0
4753 It's the germs, they make for a unique taste, way above savory and sweet, not found in any known spices." 1.0000 0.01504 67 67 0 0
4754 Sorry but the TSA drew the line at pepperoni. 1.0000 0.01681 60 60 0 0
4755 I always have trouble sleeping on planes. It's only the seat belt keeps me from turning as well. 1.0000 0.01980 51 51 0 0
4756 You’d be surprised the skills overlap between culinary and my career in the minors.” 1.0000 0.01980 51 51 0 0
4757 All my dough is in flight safe mode. 1.0000 0.01681 60 60 0 0
4758 The captain needs a fresh pie. 1.0000 0.01681 60 60 0 0
4759 I'm working on a new gelato flavor. 1.0000 0.01681 60 60 0 0
4760 You do have to avoid doing this if we hit an air pocket" 1.0000 0.01681 60 60 0 0
4761 We at Six-Mile-High Pizza wouldn't be worth our salt if we didn't come up here to do this. 1.0000 0.01980 51 51 0 0
4762 I keep hoping planes will soon have wood-fired ovens. Meanwhile, practice makes perfect. 1.0000 0.01681 60 60 0 0
4763 In first class they have a sou chef to do it for me. 1.0000 0.01600 63 63 0 0
4764 It’s actually easier to toss if we hit turbulence. 1.0000 0.01600 63 63 0 0
4765 A bun in the air is like one in the oven. 1.0000 0.01681 60 60 0 0
4766 You look as dough you’ve seen a ghost! 1.0000 0.01681 60 60 0 0
4767 Gluten free, meet free, and taste better then the original 1.0000 0.01739 58 58 0 0
4768 These fidget spinners are getting out of control! 1.0000 0.01600 63 63 0 0
4769 So then I said, "Oh Yeah! Let me speak to YOUR manager!" And now here I am. 1.0000 0.01681 60 60 0 0
4770 Since Americans invented the pizza, I want to tell those Genoa bakers how to make the real stuff. 1.0000 0.01600 63 63 0 0
4771 ... even when it's bad it's pretty good. And I'm in the mile high club for both. 1.0000 0.01600 63 63 0 0
4772 what am i go my to do? there is no room in the overhead rack. would you mind googling “cooking pizza under the seat in front of you”? 1.0000 0.01980 51 51 0 0
4773 I'm famous for my flying pizza. 1.0000 0.01626 62 62 0 0
4774 I cannot get that Longfellow poem, about "Heights by great men", out of my head. 1.0000 0.01835 55 55 0 0
4775 Did you notice? The plane is sinking, and the pizza dough is rising 1.0000 0.01835 55 55 0 0
4776 You have to make sure to let the dough rise, literally. 1.0000 0.01770 57 57 0 0
4777 I usually sit up front, but I knead the dough so today I'm flying coach. 1.0000 0.01770 57 57 0 0
4778 I find that this is the best way for the dough to rise. 1.0000 0.01869 54 54 0 0
4779 Powering up my laptop - it's a pizza work 1.0000 0.01600 63 63 0 0
4780 Always being connected has got me stretched thin. 1.0000 0.01600 63 63 0 0
4781 There's Fast Food. Then there's Express Food. 1.0000 0.01600 63 63 0 0
4782 Or, 'Our Space Force dough rises higher, but at pork barrel prices. Now with more lard! 1.0000 0.01681 60 60 0 0
4783 Excuse my flight mode. 1.0000 0.01504 67 67 0 0
4784 If you can’t keep your eye off my big pizza pie, that’s amor-ayy! 1.0000 0.00866 116 116 0 0
4785 Security took my oven. 1.0000 0.01504 67 67 0 0
4786 I always bring extra dough when I am flying, so I can tip the flight attendants! 1.0000 0.00948 106 106 0 0
4787 Then...they wanted farm-to-aircraft...they said... 1.0000 0.00557 180 180 0 0
4788 No really. With the lower air density up here pretty much anyone can do it. 1.0000 0.00557 180 180 0 0
4789 Actually, the hardest part is cutting the pizza after it's done. 1.0000 0.00557 180 180 0 0
4790 The beauty of it is I can do my job anywhere. 1.0000 0.00570 176 176 0 0
4791 The delay in the rise of the Chicago-style is usually 45 minutes. 1.0000 0.00570 176 176 0 0
4792 It'll cost you $25 but you're allowed one free topping. 1.0000 0.00570 176 176 0 0
4793 I do my best work in the air. 1.0000 0.00570 176 176 0 0
4794 They said the yeast needs to rise... 1.0000 0.00570 176 176 0 0
4795 When the moon hits your eye like a big pizza pie, that's amore. How you doing? 1.0000 0.00570 176 176 0 0
4796 You wanted pepperoni but this is a vegetarian flight 1.0000 0.00948 106 106 0 0
4797 The best pizzas are always hand-tossed. 1.0000 0.00551 182 182 0 0
4798 Im just doing my homework from cooking school 1.0000 0.00570 176 176 0 0
4799 We're about to land, you should put your laptop away. 1.0000 0.00580 173 173 0 0
4800 Believe me, I know I'm a bore. But, this chef always gives his 'student' two armrests when viewing pizza flips. 1.0000 0.00948 106 106 0 0
4801 As Air Marshals, we are usually supposed to blend in but today is Casual Friday. 1.0000 0.00580 173 173 0 0
4802 Okay, yes, it's a 'pie in the sky' idea. 1.0000 0.00580 173 173 0 0
4803 I'm sorry, but this is only for first class passengers. 1.0000 0.00580 173 173 0 0
4804 They told me I couldn't check it in" 1.0000 0.00580 173 173 0 0
4805 Sometimes I take my work home with me. 1.0000 0.00580 173 173 0 0
4806 Nothing "hits your eye like a big pizza pie"-that's a flying. 1.0000 0.00580 173 173 0 0
4807 Airplane food... am I right? 1.0000 0.00580 173 173 0 0
4808 Whoops, I jerked off so hard my dick popped off. 1.0000 0.00580 173 173 0 0
4809 I hope you like plane bread. 1.0000 0.00580 173 173 0 0
4810 I don't know! I was in my pizzeria in the Bronx in 1947, there was an explosion...and, and, here I am! 1.0000 0.00580 173 173 0 0
4811 Can you believe my clients in 1st Class, were able to convince the airlines that I was a service dog! 1.0000 0.00948 106 106 0 0
4812 Emma is a registered emotional support dough. 1.0000 0.00551 182 182 0 0
4813 Actually, I'm an air marshal. This is just camouflage. 1.0000 0.00551 182 182 0 0
4814 The secret is getting the dough to rise. 1.0000 0.00539 186 186 0 0
4815 Do you think they'll let me borrow their microwave? 1.0000 0.00539 186 186 0 0
4816 No, you’re thinking of the Famous Original Ray’s in 7F. 1.0000 0.00539 186 186 0 0
4817 I wanted to upgrade but didn’t have enough dough. 1.0000 0.00539 186 186 0 0
4818 I find the does rises better at 30,000 feet. 1.0000 0.00545 184 184 0 0
4819 I'm high jacking this plane! My food is a lethal weapon 1.0000 0.00948 106 106 0 0
4820 No, it actually comes straight down. 1.0000 0.00545 184 184 0 0
4821 It's either this or the peanuts. 1.0000 0.00545 184 184 0 0
4822 What, so everybody can work on the plane but me?! 1.0000 0.00545 184 184 0 0
4823 So I says’ it don’t need pineapple,’ and next thing ya know, I won this trip to Hawaii. 1.0000 0.00542 185 185 0 0
4824 T.S.A. took away my sauce and cheese. 1.0000 0.00551 182 182 0 0
4825 You should see the dough they make in first class 1.0000 0.00551 182 182 0 0
4826 I hear the higher it gets, the better it flattens out. 1.0000 0.00551 182 182 0 0
4827 It's for the First Class passengers. 1.0000 0.00551 182 182 0 0
4828 Because pizzas have zero gravity at 30,000 feet 1.0000 0.00551 182 182 0 0
4829 I'm trying to decide between being a chef or being a method actor playing a chef. 1.0000 0.00551 182 182 0 0
4830 You can only learn so much from an online pizza making course. Now it’s time for the hands on lessons 1.0000 0.00948 106 106 0 0
4831 When you are an Air Marshal, you need a good disguise. 1.0000 0.00551 182 182 0 0
4832 If it doesn't come down, we are in big trouble. 1.0000 0.00948 106 106 0 0
4833 No, not plain pizza. It's www.plane pizza. 1.0000 0.00551 182 182 0 0
4834 I admit it’s a little pie in the sky. 1.0000 0.00551 182 182 0 0
4835 ...forgot my out-of-office reply. 1.0000 0.00551 182 182 0 0
4836 Its a new federal program called "pie in the sky" ! 1.0000 0.00551 182 182 0 0
4837 They don't allow comfort peacocks anymore. 1.0000 0.00551 182 182 0 0
4838 Wait'll you see the flash baking in the jet engine." 1.0000 0.00551 182 182 0 0
4839 This is easy, I am normally sat next to children. 1.0000 0.00948 106 106 0 0
4840 I had to check the ingredients. 1.0000 0.00587 171 171 0 0
4841 "I'm putting it in airplane mode" 1.0000 0.00587 171 171 0 0
4842 The secret to a perfect pizza is tossing it high in the air. 1.0000 0.00612 164 164 0 0
4843 So my psychiatrist said “Just act natural.” 1.0000 0.00930 108 108 0 0
4844 It would have been surprisingly good but for the sauce in the checked luggage. 1.0000 0.00612 164 164 0 0
4845 My food truck is in the shop. 1.0000 0.00612 164 164 0 0
4846 The air is lighter in the air 1.0000 0.00612 164 164 0 0
4847 Have you ever seen a basketball star without his ball? 1.0000 0.00612 164 164 0 0
4848 Don't worry - TSA checked it for gluten. 1.0000 0.00612 164 164 0 0
4849 The cabin pressurization is good for the crust. 1.0000 0.00930 108 108 0 0
4850 Business is really starting to take off. 1.0000 0.00612 164 164 0 0
4851 Just catching up on a little work. 1.0000 0.00612 164 164 0 0
4852 Best thing is I don't have to stop doing this when we take off and land. 1.0000 0.00612 164 164 0 0
4853 I'm pretty sure this is a new world record for height. 1.0000 0.00612 164 164 0 0
4854 I wish I could stop taking my work home with me. 1.0000 0.00612 164 164 0 0
4855 I’m not being flip. Yeah, there really is a mile-high pizza toss club. 1.0000 0.00619 162 162 0 0
4856 I didn't have to buy an extra ticket, since it's a Lap Pizza. 1.0000 0.00930 108 108 0 0
4857 You've misspelled "dough." 1.0000 0.00930 108 108 0 0
4858 You have to rest it on the back of your hands - toss it in the air with your left hand while spin it with your right hand - It takes a little practice. Wanna try? 1.0000 0.00930 108 108 0 0
4859 Sorry, we haven’t gone digital yet... 1.0000 0.00619 162 162 0 0
4860 Thank you for looking at me ! 1.0000 0.00619 162 162 0 0
4861 Had to take work home with me. 1.0000 0.00619 162 162 0 0
4862 Remember the Seinfleld episode when Puddy just stared at the seat in front of him? 1.0000 0.00619 162 162 0 0
4863 As long as we're on an elliptical flight path, it'll stay up there. 1.0000 0.00930 108 108 0 0
4864 When we reach 30,000 feet, you can begin to spread it out. 1.0000 0.00619 162 162 0 0
4865 We start by infusing the dough with quality, organic middle seat flavor...everything at my restaurant is inspired by experiences of the common man. 1.0000 0.00627 160 160 0 0
4866 After I left politics, I needed a creative outlet. 1.0000 0.00612 164 164 0 0
4867 The TSA confiscated my tomato sauce. 1.0000 0.00601 167 167 0 0
4868 I don’t care what they say. My pizza dough gets the oxygen mask before me. 1.0000 0.00601 167 167 0 0
4869 There is also a portable brick oven on board. 1.0000 0.00593 169 169 0 0
4870 I like to throw my dough around when I travel. 1.0000 0.00587 171 171 0 0
4871 My bad, you don't need as much yeast at this altitude... 1.0000 0.00587 171 171 0 0
4872 Trump promised me the pizza concession for the Space Force. 1.0000 0.00587 171 171 0 0
4873 I’m just trying to get into the mile high pie club. 1.0000 0.00593 169 169 0 0
4874 I hate airline food. 1.0000 0.00593 169 169 0 0
4875 My specialty is high altitude cooking. 1.0000 0.00593 169 169 0 0
4876 I must admit I just don’t get this ‘working vacation’ concept. 1.0000 0.00593 169 169 0 0
4877 When we say fast food, we mean it. 1.0000 0.00593 169 169 0 0
4878 I am saving money by riding the train, because I really 'need the dough 1.0000 0.00922 109 109 0 0
4879 I don’t like their movie selection. 1.0000 0.00593 169 169 0 0
4880 The ability to work remotely has reached new heights in the 21st century. 1.0000 0.00593 169 169 0 0
4881 Don’t worry, miss, it’s gluten-free. 1.0000 0.00593 169 169 0 0
4882 I'm also more productive without internet. 1.0000 0.00930 108 108 0 0
4883 I have to do this every time someone orders their pizza plane. 1.0000 0.00930 108 108 0 0
4884 I've heard the crust is lighter at an altitude of 30,000 feet. 1.0000 0.00593 169 169 0 0
4885 I'm using the flight time to catch up on my work. 1.0000 0.00593 169 169 0 0
4886 Actually, I'm the pilot. The cook is flying the plane. 1.0000 0.00930 108 108 0 0
4887 I'm beginning to think that there are limitations to the advice that you should dress for the job you want. 1.0000 0.00593 169 169 0 0
4888 Of course I also brought the pizza oven in my carry on. 1.0000 0.00593 169 169 0 0
4889 The guy who ordered this is a good tipper. 1.0000 0.00593 169 169 0 0
4890 Then I realized Midge, may call you that? Thanks! If I just let go of my silly so-called firm grip on reality the middle seat's not bad, after all, you just have the perfect... 1.0000 0.00593 169 169 0 0
4891 I bring my own meal. 1.0000 0.00593 169 169 0 0
4892 The X-Rays in security speed up the proofing process tenfold! 1.0000 0.00593 169 169 0 0
4893 I flip because I can't flambé. 1.0000 0.00593 169 169 0 0
4894 The secret's in the air pressure. 1.0000 0.00930 108 108 0 0
4895 The next 8 hours will go by in no time 1.0000 0.00539 186 186 0 0
4896 It's just my therapy dough. 1.0000 0.00539 186 186 0 0
4897 Need a snack? 1.0000 0.00531 189 189 0 0
4898 You just have to remember to use high altitude instructions 1.0000 0.00531 189 189 0 0
4899 It's all about the air time. 1.0000 0.00432 232 232 0 0
4900 I just quit smoking and they said to find something to do with my hands. 1.0000 0.00442 227 227 0 0
4901 It's honestly the only thing I've found that calms my nerves on these transatlantic flights. 1.0000 0.00442 227 227 0 0
4902 They said the higher I toss it the better it’ll taste. 1.0000 0.00442 227 227 0 0
4903 I know the flour is a tad messy and flies all over, but by the time we land in London, this will be one hell of a pizza dough, as long as the cheese doesn't go off in the the overhead and customs doesn't find the mushrooms in my crotch. 1.0000 0.00442 227 227 0 0
4904 It's difficult to do, but I always try to leave New York with a little bit of dough leftover... 1.0000 0.00445 225 225 0 0
4905 I couldn't afford a food truck 1.0000 0.00445 225 225 0 0
4906 My wife thanks I’m obsessive - compulsive, I just happen to like wearing this hat. 1.0000 0.00445 225 225 0 0
4907 It is called the 30,000-feet-high-rise crust. 1.0000 0.00454 221 221 0 0
4908 Will this be 'to go' 1.0000 0.00454 221 221 0 0
4909 It's a working vacation 1.0000 0.00976 103 103 0 0
4910 It may be Economy, but it's fresh. 1.0000 0.00432 232 232 0 0
4911 OK, what’s the next step? 1.0000 0.00454 221 221 0 0
4912 I'm testing our pizza dough for the highest rise! 1.0000 0.00464 216 216 0 0
4913 I can't stand airplane food. 1.0000 0.00464 216 216 0 0
4914 So your saying the mile high club has absolutely nothing to do with Pizza dough? 1.0000 0.00458 219 219 0 0
4915 It’s not an electronic device, so I never have to put it under the seat in front of me. 1.0000 0.00464 216 216 0 0
4916 I think time dilation helps. 1.0000 0.00458 219 219 0 0
4917 I have to keep this up or i start to panic. 1.0000 0.00464 216 216 0 0
4918 My mother's recipe. She was a stewardess for Pan Am. 1.0000 0.00464 216 216 0 0
4919 I figured this is the quickest way to get the dough to rise. 1.0000 0.00464 216 216 0 0
4920 Yes, I am humming that Dean Martin song. What of it? 1.0000 0.00468 214 214 0 0
4921 Don't mind my companion dough. 1.0000 0.00468 214 214 0 0
4922 It's my fidget spinner. 1.0000 0.00468 214 214 0 0
4923 Works better than nicotine. 1.0000 0.00464 216 216 0 0
4924 Bet you can't do this with your laptop! 1.0000 0.00432 232 232 0 0
4925 Can you believe I’m also the captain? 1.0000 0.00432 232 232 0 0
4926 No lie, they asked, "how high can your pie fly?" 1.0000 0.00438 229 229 0 0
4927 Would you mind recording what happens when I land this dough on the the guy's head sitting behind us?" 1.0000 0.00423 237 237 0 0
4928 The chief’s carving prime rib in first class. 1.0000 0.00976 103 103 0 0
4929 I couldn't get the sauce through TSA. 1.0000 0.00423 237 237 0 0
4930 Hey good lookin', whatcha got cookin'? 1.0000 0.00423 237 237 0 0
4931 I moonlight as a travel writer. 1.0000 0.00976 103 103 0 0
4932 I told him he is obese. He demoted me to Pizza Chef on Air Force 1. 1.0000 0.00423 237 237 0 0
4933 I work remotely 1.0000 0.00426 235 235 0 0
4934 I couldn't have my pipe dream, so I have my pie in the sky. 1.0000 0.00426 235 235 0 0
4935 The tricky part is putting on the sauce and cheese. 1.0000 0.00426 235 235 0 0
4936 My professional life is a bit up in the air at the moment. 1.0000 0.00442 227 227 0 0
4937 I almost got an upgrade but I was bumped by a Sushi chef! 1.0000 0.00430 233 233 0 0
4938 It's a pie in the sky idea. 1.0000 0.00430 233 233 0 0
4939 If I had more dough, I could afford first class. 1.0000 0.00438 229 229 0 0
4940 What better way to achieve lighter than air dough? 1.0000 0.00438 229 229 0 0
4941 I'm moving to Italy to live out my dream 1.0000 0.00438 229 229 0 0
4942 I am a chef but also work with a UFO sightings group. 1.0000 0.00976 103 103 0 0
4943 I apologize, my rat and I must be ready for the next inspection. 1.0000 0.00976 103 103 0 0
4944 I was told I'd be sitting in Cooking Class 1.0000 0.00438 229 229 0 0
4945 Now that the airline put Pie-fi on the plane, I can finally work while I fly.. 1.0000 0.00976 103 103 0 0
4946 To each her own. 1.0000 0.00438 229 229 0 0
4947 The tough part is getting the dough through TSA.... 1.0000 0.00438 229 229 0 0
4948 When they mentioned a high rise and that I'd be going places, I said I'm on board. 1.0000 0.00438 229 229 0 0
4949 According to Ancestry.com, I'm 7% Italian. 1.0000 0.00438 229 229 0 0
4950 I find I can keep it in the air longer. 1.0000 0.00438 229 229 0 0
4951 It’s the only way to get enough height. 1.0000 0.00438 229 229 0 0
4952 Where is my damn tote bag? 1.0000 0.00473 212 212 0 0
4953 I do it mostly for the frequent pie-er miles. 1.0000 0.00627 160 160 0 0
4954 I need this for my Harvard application... 1.0000 0.00477 210 210 0 0
4955 I'm a nervous flier. This is my emotional support pizza. 1.0000 0.00475 211 211 0 0
4956 Of course, we're glad the business is expanding, but we had to throw that 'delivery in 30 minutes or less' promise right out the window. 1.0000 0.00504 199 199 0 0
4957 In the pizzeria I make real dough, but up here I work for peanuts. 1.0000 0.00504 199 199 0 0
4958 It's really just a side hustle. 1.0000 0.00948 106 106 0 0
4959 It was this or the monkey. 1.0000 0.00504 199 199 0 0
4960 Once I get tired of this, I can use it as a neck pillow. 1.0000 0.00504 199 199 0 0
4961 It helps me stay grounded, even when I'm not... 1.0000 0.00501 200 200 0 0
4962 In First Class they serve the food already cooked! 1.0000 0.00501 200 200 0 0
4963 The guy wanted authentic New York pizza. 1.0000 0.00948 106 106 0 0
4964 Do you mind moving your elbows in? 1.0000 0.00509 197 197 0 0
4965 These Southwest Airlines flight attendants are a little ridiculous, aren't they? 1.0000 0.00509 197 197 0 0
4966 If you are impressed by this, you should have seen how I made it through customs. 1.0000 0.00509 197 197 0 0
4967 So this isn't what they meant when they said let the dough rise? 1.0000 0.00504 199 199 0 0
4968 Sorry, hand tossed is for first class. 1.0000 0.00506 198 198 0 0
4969 I can even make it land on the sad sack sitting in back of you. 1.0000 0.00506 198 198 0 0
4970 I hope you don't have an allergy. The only topping the airline has given me is peanuts. 1.0000 0.00948 106 106 0 0
4971 When we say we are the only airline whose food is really fresh, we are not kidding" 1.0000 0.00506 198 198 0 0
4972 We deliver in 30 days or it's free. 1.0000 0.00948 106 106 0 0
4973 Trying to not forget cooking lessons in Tuscany. 1.0000 0.00514 195 195 0 0
4974 I get Frequent Pie-er Miles for each flight I take. 1.0000 0.00519 193 193 0 0
4975 If it doesn't come down I know we're in trouble. 1.0000 0.00525 191 191 0 0
4976 The wood fire oven didn't fit in my carry on but I'll toss this in when we land. 1.0000 0.00525 191 191 0 0
4977 I like my pretzels fresh. 1.0000 0.00525 191 191 0 0
4978 My wife says my work has become an obsession. 1.0000 0.00525 191 191 0 0
4979 The hardest part is compensating for altitude. 1.0000 0.00531 189 189 0 0
4980 Only on long flights. 1.0000 0.00506 198 198 0 0
4981 It's compensation for never being good with a hula hoop. 1.0000 0.00496 202 202 0 0
4982 the secret is to adjust your oven temperature for high-altitude baking. 1.0000 0.00496 202 202 0 0
4983 Yes it is pizza dough but it also works as a life jacket and a parachute 1.0000 0.00496 202 202 0 0
4984 The high altitude just does wonders for dough’s chew... 1.0000 0.00482 208 208 0 0
4985 It's my emotional support comfort food. 1.0000 0.00482 208 208 0 0
4986 I couldn't find someone to feed my sourdough while I was away. 1.0000 0.00482 208 208 0 0
4987 It’s just another pie in the sky. 1.0000 0.00482 208 208 0 0
4988 Call ahead. it'll be ready where you arrive. 1.0000 0.00482 208 208 0 0
4989 It's an approved emotional support accessory. 1.0000 0.00482 208 208 0 0
4990 This was way more fun on the space station. 1.0000 0.00482 208 208 0 0
4991 Sure...I make a lot of dough, but I want more. 1.0000 0.00482 208 208 0 0
4992 The cabin pressure helps my twirl . 1.0000 0.00482 208 208 0 0
4993 Oh please Linda! Like you won't want a piece 1.0000 0.00473 212 212 0 0
4994 It should be ready by the time we reach L. A. . 1.0000 0.00487 206 206 0 0
4995 Your tour to Italy includes a private cooking class. 1.0000 0.00487 206 206 0 0
4996 And now my new therapist seems to think an emotional support dog might work better for me. 1.0000 0.00487 206 206 0 0
4997 I understand there's no extra charge if you make it yourself onboard. 1.0000 0.00487 206 206 0 0
4998 The airline's upgrading food service. 1.0000 0.00487 206 206 0 0
4999 This is the farthest delivery I've ever made. 1.0000 0.00542 185 185 0 0
5000 I'm trying to expand my delivery range to compete with Uber Eats. 1.0000 0.00491 204 204 0 0
5001 Welcome to Plane and Pizza 1.0000 0.00491 204 204 0 0
5002 It's good to get the dough really airbourne 1.0000 0.00491 204 204 0 0
5003 We guarantee delivery to anywhere in the US within 5 hours or your pizza is free. 1.0000 0.00491 204 204 0 0
5004 When I mentioned I had dough , it almost got me into first-class. 1.0000 0.00491 204 204 0 0
5005 I don’t put my work down, even on vacation 1.0000 0.00496 202 202 0 0
5006 I got tired of reading the Wall Street Journal. 1.0000 0.00948 106 106 0 0
5007 How do you like it? 1.0000 0.00948 106 106 0 0
5008 Top Chef Virgin. 1.0000 0.00948 106 106 0 0
5009 I can't help it, I really knead the dough. 1.0000 0.00477 210 210 0 0
5010 My boss said I had to work on this flight. 1.0000 0.00627 160 160 0 0
5011 It's a new club: Mile High Pie. 1.0000 0.00627 160 160 0 0
5012 Yes that’s right, the New York Pizza academy! 1.0000 0.00627 160 160 0 0
5013 And the great thing is, I can keep doing this during take off and landing! 1.0000 0.00784 128 128 0 0
5014 It extends much better at 35,000 feet. 1.0000 0.00803 125 125 0 0
5015 The standards for delivery have risen substantially over the past few years 1.0000 0.00803 125 125 0 0
5016 Why does the TSA always confiscates my pizza wheel? 1.0000 0.00803 125 125 0 0
5017 It's glutton free. 1.0000 0.00803 125 125 0 0
5018 I've gotta be me! 1.0000 0.00803 125 125 0 0
5019 I used to get depressed reading the news everyday, and then one morning it occurred to me ... 1.0000 0.00803 125 125 0 0
5020 I like to get a head start on my day during the commute. 1.0000 0.00803 125 125 0 0
5021 Pepperoni may shift during flight. 1.0000 0.00803 125 125 0 0
5022 We're the only budget airline to offer pizza. But, we had to compromise a bit. 1.0000 0.00803 125 125 0 0
5023 No, we’re definitely dropping. 1.0000 0.00803 125 125 0 0
5024 Please! Don't let on. I want to be inconspicuous. 1.0000 0.00784 128 128 0 0
5025 Yeah, ​but when we cross the time zone it's gonna be the freshest day-old bakery bargain! 1.0000 0.00803 125 125 0 0
5026 They say there's less gravity at 30,000 feet. 1.0000 0.00797 126 126 0 0
5027 The instructor said to really get the dough up in the air 1.0000 0.00797 126 126 0 0
5028 Please don’t look at my work. 1.0000 0.00797 126 126 0 0
5029 I'm attempting to set a new record for "Ripley's Believe it or Not", with the most consecutive "transcontinental" pizza tosses. 1.0000 0.00889 113 113 0 0
5030 They say the secret is to toss it really high in the air. 1.0000 0.00797 126 126 0 0
5031 Maybe you’ve heard of us - “Hang time Pizza. 1.0000 0.00797 126 126 0 0
5032 It's hard to leave work when my job is up in the air. 1.0000 0.00797 126 126 0 0
5033 I haven't got the app yet. 1.0000 0.00797 126 126 0 0
5034 It's wireless, it's global, and no internet bill. 1.0000 0.00797 126 126 0 0
5035 I was in cooking school but I flipped. 1.0000 0.00797 126 126 0 0
5036 I opted for the do-it-yourself tourist class meal option. 1.0000 0.00797 126 126 0 0
5037 I'm sorry, but we're out of gluten free. 1.0000 0.00803 125 125 0 0
5038 I am the ideal passenger. I am snugly buckled in, have my tray in the upright position, and have shut down all my electronic devices.” 1.0000 0.00784 128 128 0 0
5039 My commute is killing our prep time. 1.0000 0.00784 128 128 0 0
5040 They made me check in the extra large. 1.0000 0.00784 128 128 0 0
5041 My connecting flight is to pepperoni. 1.0000 0.00760 132 132 0 0
5042 After the stopover in Reykjavik I’ll move on to the pastry challenge. 1.0000 0.00760 132 132 0 0
5043 I've got work to do too. 1.0000 0.00905 111 111 0 0
5044 Yep, it's the new Domino's long-distance delivery initiative to distract from the bad pizza. 1.0000 0.00760 132 132 0 0
5045 Hey Buddy - You don't have to throw your dough around, just because you're in first class! 1.0000 0.00760 132 132 0 0
5046 We bake it here and sell it as authentic Jets pizza! 1.0000 0.00760 132 132 0 0
5047 So... you getting chicken or the fish? 1.0000 0.00905 111 111 0 0
5048 When the person to your right stares uncomfortably at you when you are just trying to make a pizza! 1.0000 0.00905 111 111 0 0
5049 I actually enjoy the travel and the dough is great".. 1.0000 0.00760 132 132 0 0
5050 Is this the flight to Pisa? 1.0000 0.00760 132 132 0 0
5051 I was offered an upgrade to first class, but unfortunately I didn't have enough dough 1.0000 0.00760 132 132 0 0
5052 I don't know why but lately I'm having these strange dreams where I'm twirling pizza dough on a plane... 1.0000 0.00738 136 136 0 0
5053 It keeps my hands busy until my computer is repaired. 1.0000 0.00755 133 133 0 0
5054 I couldn't get my dough to rise. 1.0000 0.00772 130 130 0 0
5055 Are you sure it's safe to use your laptop? 1.0000 0.00772 130 130 0 0
5056 It’s new! Fresh food in Economy Class! 1.0000 0.00772 130 130 0 0
5057 My pizzeria is booming. I feel like I'm going 400 miles per hour. 1.0000 0.00772 130 130 0 0
5058 My pizza is about to land. Kindly switch off all electronic devices. 1.0000 0.00772 130 130 0 0
5059 The crust is fluffier at 36,000 feet. 1.0000 0.00784 128 128 0 0
5060 I'm a gluten free-quent flyer. 1.0000 0.00760 132 132 0 0
5061 I find it keeps the odd balls from pestering me 1.0000 0.00784 128 128 0 0
5062 Pizza Inn-Flight 1.0000 0.00784 128 128 0 0
5063 Everyone else brings their work on the plane, so I figured what the heck. 1.0000 0.00784 128 128 0 0
5064 Anyone can do this. 1.0000 0.00784 128 128 0 0
5065 These new jets have gotten so fast that the time dilation that occurs as we approach the speed of light allows me to prepare all the pizza dough for a week in one round trip. I'll show you the math in a minute. Its the best part. So, where was I? 1.0000 0.00784 128 128 0 0
5066 My secret is to let the dough rise for two to three hours 1.0000 0.00797 126 126 0 0
5067 I used all the dough I had just to take this trip. Except for this one last pie! 1.0000 0.00905 111 111 0 0
5068 You used to be able to take a break from work while flying. 1.0000 0.00797 126 126 0 0
5069 I know its hard to tell but this isn't a pizza, its a giant sausage and boy is it hot. 1.0000 0.00791 127 127 0 0
5070 Practicing...i’m going to be on Beat Bobby Flay 1.0000 0.00830 121 121 0 0
5071 It always feels good to get a little work done on a flight. 1.0000 0.00830 121 121 0 0
5072 Once a short-order cook...Always a short-order cook... 1.0000 0.00866 116 116 0 0
5073 It's not easy to work while traveling, but I do what I can. 1.0000 0.00851 118 118 0 0
5074 Actually, the pizza's turn out better when there is turbulence. 1.0000 0.00866 116 116 0 0
5075 Have you tried the food on these flights ? 1.0000 0.00851 118 118 0 0
5076 I knead flying dough when I travel 1.0000 0.00866 116 116 0 0
5077 It turns out, I'm the deal with airline food 1.0000 0.00851 118 118 0 0
5078 I hate when I'm trying to get my work done and end up sitting next to some disruptive idiot" thought the pizza chef, looking directly at Kare 1.0000 0.00866 116 116 0 0
5079 It's literally "build you own". Toppings are on 14C. 1.0000 0.00851 118 118 0 0
5080 I need all the practice I can get. My new pizzeria has extremely low ceilings. 1.0000 0.00851 118 118 0 0
5081 Haven't you heard of the Domino's hotspots? 1.0000 0.00830 121 121 0 0
5082 I didn’t think under 30 mins or your money back would mean crossing the Atlantic. 1.0000 0.00851 118 118 0 0
5083 Well, yes I was a corporate attorney, but mid-flight I suddenly realized I should be pursuing my passion. 1.0000 0.00851 118 118 0 0
5084 It's my emotional pet. 1.0000 0.00844 119 119 0 0
5085 Can you move? I have to use the oven again. 1.0000 0.00866 116 116 0 0
5086 I think we are in orbit ... it's stayed up there for five minutes now. 1.0000 0.00866 116 116 0 0
5087 So yeah, it's just my emotional support dough. 1.0000 0.00866 116 116 0 0
5088 It's lighter than air 1.0000 0.00866 116 116 0 0
5089 I forgot to pack my laptop. 1.0000 0.00866 116 116 0 0
5090 Donta worry, issa not a bomb 1.0000 0.00866 116 116 0 0
5091 Airline food is my passion. 1.0000 0.00866 116 116 0 0
5092 I paid for the extra bread room. 1.0000 0.00866 116 116 0 0
5093 Each slice comes with 3 ounces of sauce. 1.0000 0.00866 116 116 0 0
5094 My pies are always light and airy. 1.0000 0.00866 116 116 0 0
5095 In first class, you get to eat the pizza. 1.0000 0.00830 121 121 0 0
5096 You want to let it rise as high as possible... 1.0000 0.00830 121 121 0 0
5097 “I’m tired of lousy airplane snacks!” 1.0000 0.00830 121 121 0 0
5098 I bring a whole new concept to home pizza delivery! 1.0000 0.00791 127 127 0 0
5099 I had to check the sauce and toppings at the desk. 1.0000 0.00791 127 127 0 0
5100 The key is using good water. 1.0000 0.00816 123 123 0 0
5101 Ah, ah, yeah, I’m out on delivery. So you’re from out of state? What brings you to Alaska? 1.0000 0.00889 113 113 0 0
5102 Cookin' up convo in economy class? Should of brought my headphones.. 1.0000 0.00816 123 123 0 0
5103 I'm so far behind, I've just got to get some work done on this flight. 1.0000 0.00816 123 123 0 0
5104 I had a problem getting my hot brick oven thru security 1.0000 0.00816 123 123 0 0
5105 I feel as if my whole career is up in the air 1.0000 0.00889 113 113 0 0
5106 ‘Just part of the airline’s new ‘farm to table’ dining promotion.’ 1.0000 0.00816 123 123 0 0
5107 I just wish people would stop calling me 'tosser'. 1.0000 0.00889 113 113 0 0
5108 One of the overhead compartments is a pizza oven 1.0000 0.00816 123 123 0 0
5109 Im trying to catch up on some work during my commute. 1.0000 0.00816 123 123 0 0
5110 Up here, it rises naturally. 1.0000 0.00816 123 123 0 0
5111 Can you really not tell what I do for a living, or are you just trying to make conversation? 1.0000 0.00816 123 123 0 0
5112 My partners are sending me to San Francisco to raise more dough. 1.0000 0.00816 123 123 0 0
5113 As long as it rises, turns, and comes back down, I know the plane is on course. 1.0000 0.00816 123 123 0 0
5114 Sorry but I have to cram for my pizza dough tossing lesson and this is as good a place as anywhere. 1.0000 0.00858 117 117 0 0
5115 I have ADHD. This helps me concentrate. 1.0000 0.00816 123 123 0 0
5116 Oh, I just bake the bread for business class. 1.0000 0.00858 117 117 0 0
5117 I'm on the clock. 1.0000 0.00816 123 123 0 0
5118 Pizza can be elevated cuisine." 1.0000 0.00810 124 124 0 0
5119 I prefer fresh pizza...with lots of gluten. 1.0000 0.00810 124 124 0 0
5120 Working while seatbelted is a piece of cake compared to dealing with air pockets. 1.0000 0.00810 124 124 0 0
5121 I used to think it was really annoying how everybody takes their work with them on the plane. 1.0000 0.00810 124 124 0 0
5122 My side hustle may be overtaking my life 1.0000 0.00858 117 117 0 0
5123 It's for emotional support. 1.0000 0.00797 126 126 0 0
5124 Saves people from asking “So what’ya do”? 1.0000 0.00414 242 242 0 0
5125 ...then the chef said, “I don’t care how you do it, just throw it high, high, high in the air.” Then he turned and walked away. 1.0000 0.00760 132 132 0 0
5126 I'll add the pepperoni, when the crust stops rising. 1.0000 0.00905 111 111 0 0
5127 Surprisingly, they frown on this up in business class. 1.0000 0.00673 149 149 0 0
5128 I wanted to go outside the box. 1.0000 0.00673 149 149 0 0
5129 Always happens when the pilot does a loop-the-loop! 1.0000 0.00673 149 149 0 0
5130 If we lose cabin pressure, don't be alarmed if I take a bite before offering you a slice. 1.0000 0.00673 149 149 0 0
5131 Just between you and me, it's part of our air marshal tactical training in creating plausible undercover identities. 1.0000 0.00673 149 149 0 0
5132 I agree - early morning flights do make it easy to get a lot of work done. 1.0000 0.00673 149 149 0 0
5133 Turbulence actually makes for a perfectly tossed dough! 1.0000 0.00673 149 149 0 0
5134 It's replacing the peanuts and mystery wafers... 1.0000 0.00673 149 149 0 0
5135 and, just in case, it doubles as a parachute 1.0000 0.00673 149 149 0 0
5136 I haven't had a square meal in ages. 1.0000 0.00673 149 149 0 0
5137 It's my new mobile pop-up concept. 1.0000 0.00687 146 146 0 0
5138 Are you familiar with airline food? 1.0000 0.00673 149 149 0 0
5139 The recipe calls for banking, a little turbulence at 25,000 feet, and a soft landing. 1.0000 0.00687 146 146 0 0
5140 We really need to start putting restrictions on our "30 minutes or less" guarantee. 1.0000 0.00697 144 144 0 0
5141 Flying gives me a chance to catch-up on my work 1.0000 0.00905 111 111 0 0
5142 The rules didn't say anything about how high you could be when you threw the pizza dough. 1.0000 0.00697 144 144 0 0
5143 I can't help it - I lost my Smartphone!! 1.0000 0.00697 144 144 0 0
5144 I'm studying for my finals at the culinary institute and I have to get this down pat. 1.0000 0.00697 144 144 0 0
5145 Will this be carry out or in your carry-on? 1.0000 0.00697 144 144 0 0
5146 Does it fly with the forward motion of the airplane or does gravity pull it down to the spot from which it went up? 1.0000 0.00905 111 111 0 0
5147 They pay for my commute. 1.0000 0.00697 144 144 0 0
5148 I always take my work home with me. 1.0000 0.00697 144 144 0 0
5149 Only our sky high standards keep our pizza crust truly “gluten free.” 1.0000 0.00697 144 144 0 0
5150 Would you like peanuts or pretzels on top? 1.0000 0.00697 144 144 0 0
5151 I don’t give a fuck about you or anyone on this plane. 1.0000 0.00687 146 146 0 0
5152 Just practicing for the jelly bean throwing contest. 1.0000 0.00673 149 149 0 0
5153 New airline policy: now serving first class passengers gourmet meals made fresh in the economy cabin. 1.0000 0.00660 152 152 0 0
5154 I wish I could’ve gotten an oven seat. 1.0000 0.00660 152 152 0 0
5155 It's called Have Dough will Travel....we debut next fall on Bravo. 1.0000 0.00995 101 101 0 0
5156 ... so I told the driver to hurry, I've got a plain to catch. 1.0000 0.00635 158 158 0 0
5157 Emotional support and therapy dough. 1.0000 0.00635 158 158 0 0
5158 I have to keep up with work like everyone else when I travel. 1.0000 0.00635 158 158 0 0
5159 30 minutes or more and the pizzas free. 1.0000 0.00635 158 158 0 0
5160 Oh, you're gluten-free?" 1.0000 0.00635 158 158 0 0
5161 Yes, we're calling it Pie United 1.0000 0.00905 111 111 0 0
5162 They say 'don't bring your work home with you', but... 1.0000 0.00656 153 153 0 0
5163 You can't beat this carrier's business-class perks. 1.0000 0.00656 153 153 0 0
5164 They ordered it fresh from Brooklyn. 1.0000 0.00656 153 153 0 0
5165 It's how I win the pizza crust contest every year. I rise above the rest. 1.0000 0.00656 153 153 0 0
5166 "I never get air sick!" 1.0000 0.00656 153 153 0 0
5167 The pressure's a lot lower up here. 1.0000 0.00656 153 153 0 0
5168 Finally, I can make a pizza without the vile taste of low-altidude tomatoes. Foolproof, huh? 1.0000 0.00656 153 153 0 0
5169 Saved some extra dough by flying economy. 1.0000 0.00664 151 151 0 0
5170 Actually the more turbalace the better the pie comes out. 1.0000 0.00664 151 151 0 0
5171 Could you google, 'delusional identity disorder'? 1.0000 0.00664 151 151 0 0
5172 No peanuts? No problem. 1.0000 0.00664 151 151 0 0
5173 It’s like Uber Eats — for pilots . 1.0000 0.00664 151 151 0 0
5174 If we get a sudden drop in altitude, this s what we'll all look like. 1.0000 0.00664 151 151 0 0
5175 We decided to implement 30 minutes or less nationwide. 1.0000 0.00664 151 151 0 0
5176 Actually, this flight is a mini test market for the airline. We're trying out a new cannabis topping for our pizza menu. We've named the pizza "High In The Sky". Should be good for a few laughs. 1.0000 0.00664 151 151 0 0
5177 I tried to make sushi but they took away my knives. 1.0000 0.00664 151 151 0 0
5178 The flavour increases with height. 1.0000 0.00664 151 151 0 0
5179 No, I don't mind your asking. I'm making a mile high club. 1.0000 0.00664 151 151 0 0
5180 If you think it will bother you we can put down the armrest 1.0000 0.00697 144 144 0 0
5181 I always get so much work done on flights 1.0000 0.00743 135 135 0 0
5182 I find I can get a lot of work done on flights. 1.0000 0.00707 142 142 0 0
5183 You would not believe the fees for carry-on pizza dough. 1.0000 0.00707 142 142 0 0
5184 I'm sorry, flying makes me throw up. 1.0000 0.00733 137 137 0 0
5185 They say not to, but I always take my work with me. 1.0000 0.00733 137 137 0 0
5186 I thought they said the Mile Pie Club ?! 1.0000 0.00733 137 137 0 0
5187 I have a theory about the expansion of the universe that rivals the Big Bang. 1.0000 0.00712 141 141 0 0
5188 I'm taking out all the air pockets. 1.0000 0.00743 135 135 0 0
5189 My wife hates it when I bring my work home with me. 1.0000 0.00905 111 111 0 0
5190 I'll get a break when we hit a downdraft. 1.0000 0.00905 111 111 0 0
5191 A middle seat is fine for me--I don't need a plug. 1.0000 0.00905 111 111 0 0
5192 The Witness Relocation Program is the best thing that's ever happened to me. 1.0000 0.00743 135 135 0 0
5193 Downdraft helps a lot over the mountains. 1.0000 0.00743 135 135 0 0
5194 Practice, practice, practice! 1.0000 0.00905 111 111 0 0
5195 Would you like any toppings on your in-flight pizza? 1.0000 0.00733 137 137 0 0
5196 If Starbucks can open a store in Milan, so can I! 1.0000 0.00743 135 135 0 0
5197 We know you have a choice when dining, and we thank you for eating Giuseppe's. 1.0000 0.00743 135 135 0 0
5198 It's just a pie in the sky idea. 1.0000 0.00743 135 135 0 0
5199 It’s the cabin pressure - not the New York water. 1.0000 0.00743 135 135 0 0
5200 It takes practice, but the dough is pretty good. 1.0000 0.00743 135 135 0 0
5201 I'm going to shoot an ad for Pillsbury Companies' new diet line. 1.0000 0.00905 111 111 0 0
5202 Not easy to get any work done in flippin coach. 1.0000 0.00743 135 135 0 0
5203 It's for the Guinness Book Record... 1.0000 0.00905 111 111 0 0
5204 Me?Just playing with my albino pickle. 1.0000 0.00743 135 135 0 0
5205 The airline told me I needed dough to fly. 1.0000 0.00743 135 135 0 0
5206 I hope they tip me well. 1.0000 0.00905 111 111 0 0
5207 Most people don't realize it's easier to toss an oversized sausage. 1.0000 0.00905 111 111 0 0
5208 The less people know about how sausages are made, the better they'll sleep at night !! 1.0000 0.00905 111 111 0 0
5209 I've always wanted to travel the world and learn to cook. 1.0000 0.00905 111 111 0 0
5210 Admittedly, it makes for a pricey pie. But, these new Brooklynites seemingly don't mind, provided they get the airiest pizza crust possible. 1.0000 0.00905 111 111 0 0
5211 The passenger in 3C ordered a special pizza meal -- our policy is 30 minutes or free. 1.0000 0.00733 137 137 0 0
5212 I’m a workaholic 1.0000 0.00707 142 142 0 0
5213 No no, I don't need your isle seat, that's just the cheese in my back pocket. 1.0000 0.00707 142 142 0 0
5214 It's nice to get some work done on the commute. 1.0000 0.00707 142 142 0 0
5215 You do your thing, I do mine 1.0000 0.00707 142 142 0 0
5216 Airplane plane mode, Italiano. 1.0000 0.00707 142 142 0 0
5217 Unfortunately, I had to check the sauce. 1.0000 0.00905 111 111 0 0
5218 I had to check my tomato sauce. 1.0000 0.00707 142 142 0 0
5219 I was told the higher in the air you can toss it, the fluffier the crust. 1.0000 0.00707 142 142 0 0
5220 Did you say extra cheese? 1.0000 0.00905 111 111 0 0
5221 Sometimes I get these pie in the sky ideas. 1.0000 0.00707 142 142 0 0
5222 My biggest negative trait? I take my work everywhere with me! 1.0000 0.00707 142 142 0 0
5223 This is the only way I can get the dough to rise. 1.0000 0.00905 111 111 0 0
5224 I don't eat Airline food. 1.0000 0.00707 142 142 0 0
5225 The plane is my favorite place to get work done; so many less distractions.” 1.0000 0.00707 142 142 0 0
5226 The cabin air imparts the distinctive flavor of our onboard cuisine. 1.0000 0.00722 139 139 0 0
5227 Getting work done really is the best use of the time spent commuting. 1.0000 0.00905 111 111 0 0
5228 Yeast is my comfort animal. 1.0000 0.00905 111 111 0 0
5229 My therapist says this will stop me from obsessing on the divorce. 1.0000 0.00722 139 139 0 0
5230 I'll give you a slice if you switch seats with me. 1.0000 0.00722 139 139 0 0
5231 They said I didn't have enough dough for first class." 1.0000 0.00733 137 137 0 0
5232 So what if they don't provide free meals any more?! 1.0000 0.00905 111 111 0 0
5233 I don't want to bring my work home with me, but my wife insists. 1.0000 0.00733 137 137 0 0
5234 Can you Google a recipe for me?" 1.0000 0.00733 137 137 0 0
5235 I'm just the co-pilot. You gotta make a lot of dough to make it to the top. 1.0000 0.00733 137 137 0 0
5236 When we say real New York style delivered to your door, we mean it. 1.0000 0.00733 137 137 0 0
5237 Would you rather see a gremlin on the wing? 1.0000 0.00905 111 111 0 0
5238 In reality you just end up with a plain pizza. 1.0000 0.01504 67 67 0 0
5239 I just can't seem to get the dough to rise enough. 1.0000 0.00976 103 103 0 0
5240 YEAH THE COMMUTE IS BRUTAL BUT NO MATTER HOW YOU SLICE IT, I AM JUST IN IT FOR THE DOUGH. 1.0000 0.00414 242 242 0 0
5241 I’m with Air P ‘n P, Pizza and Pasta delivered anywhere. 1.0000 0.01212 83 83 0 0
5242 Such turbulence! I'm gonna toss my lunch! 1.0000 0.01212 83 83 0 0
5243 I’m making a delivery right now.” 1.0000 0.01212 83 83 0 0
5244 I'm trying to reduce the amount of work I have to do at home tonight. 1.0000 0.01212 83 83 0 0
5245 I'm the pilot's postmate. 1.0000 0.01212 83 83 0 0
5246 It requires extra work at high altitude." 1.0000 0.01212 83 83 0 0
5247 So I said, “ if you can’t handle the heat then get out of the oven.” That’s how I lose all my best chefs. 1.0000 0.01212 83 83 0 0
5248 I've got hundreds of followers on my website, but some geeks just don't get it. 1.0000 0.01183 85 85 0 0
5249 You're all overworked and underproved. 1.0000 0.01183 85 85 0 0
5250 Just tryin' to make a little dough where I can. 1.0000 0.01183 85 85 0 0
5251 I'm practicing for the Naples Games. 1.0000 0.01183 85 85 0 0
5252 I do much better on take-offs than landings. 1.0000 0.01212 83 83 0 0
5253 Funny, it feels lighter up here. 1.0000 0.01183 85 85 0 0
5254 This is the express train, right? Well, I'm from Pizza Express - literally delivering on our promise: 'pizza on the go, for people on the go!' 1.0000 0.01117 90 90 0 0
5255 My dissertation examined some often ignored and little understood aspects of relative motion. 1.0000 0.01130 89 89 0 0
5256 Its important to get the right lift... 1.0000 0.01130 89 89 0 0
5257 I LOVE PIZZA, AND I HATE PLANE FOOD 1.0000 0.01130 89 89 0 0
5258 Turbulence can present a challenge. 1.0000 0.01130 89 89 0 0
5259 Pizza a la air 1.0000 0.01130 89 89 0 0
5260 And then I said “No, but why not?” 1.0000 0.01143 88 88 0 0
5261 Would you a like a pizza miss 1.0000 0.01143 88 88 0 0
5262 So you take your work home, too? Terence O'Neill, Houston, Texas 1.0000 0.01143 88 88 0 0
5263 I've never been a pie in the sky kind of guy. 1.0000 0.01143 88 88 0 0
5264 Gluten-free crust? Sure! 1.0000 0.01143 88 88 0 0
5265 You see dough is my life 1.0000 0.01183 85 85 0 0
5266 I have to take my work with me wherever I go 1.0000 0.01143 88 88 0 0
5267 I think we’re going down. 1.0000 0.01212 83 83 0 0
5268 Was so behind, I decided I still had to make some dough while traveling. Hopefully we can catch up later in the flight. 1.0000 0.01212 83 83 0 0
5269 My travel agent told me that if a brought a lot of dough, I could get a discount on my flight. 1.0000 0.01258 80 80 0 0
5270 just One of the perks of upgrading beyond basic economy 1.0000 0.01258 80 80 0 0
5271 We're known for "that little taste of Brooklyn in your Times Square pie". 1.0000 0.01258 80 80 0 0
5272 The high altitude really helps the dough rise, but you have to be careful with the tomato sauce and toppings! 1.0000 0.01258 80 80 0 0
5273 I'm with Einstein's Pizza. 1.0000 0.01258 80 80 0 0
5274 It's hypnotic, no? 1.0000 0.01258 80 80 0 0
5275 I prefer to make my own pretzels. 1.0000 0.01258 80 80 0 0
5276 I brought my work with me, too. 1.0000 0.01212 83 83 0 0
5277 Sometimes I feel I can't leave work behind. 1.0000 0.01212 83 83 0 0
5278 I'm clearly not flipped out. 1.0000 0.01212 83 83 0 0
5279 If the pizza was ready-to-eat, you would get their attention, think The Little Red Hen. 1.0000 0.01212 83 83 0 0
5280 At least I can use the time to catch up on my billable hours. 1.0000 0.01212 83 83 0 0
5281 I find that tossing the dough in the air makes the best crust! 1.0000 0.01212 83 83 0 0
5282 If I get it done on time it's your snack. And no peanuts too. 1.0000 0.01212 83 83 0 0
5283 I don’t think of it as pie in the sky. 1.0000 0.01212 83 83 0 0
5284 I know my dough is impressive, what's your number? 1.0000 0.01212 83 83 0 0
5285 I'm practicing to be an Astronaut! 1.0000 0.01212 83 83 0 0
5286 How else am I supposed to make the crust light and airy? 1.0000 0.01212 83 83 0 0
5287 I can see the water is starting to . . . OH! That was last weeks picture. 1.0000 0.01212 83 83 0 0
5288 I normally knead the exit row 1.0000 0.01212 83 83 0 0
5289 Just another 36 hours, and I'll make it into the Guiness Book of World Records! 1.0000 0.01212 83 83 0 0
5290 Sure it costs more, but that's of little consequence compared to achieving the fluffiest pizza dough this side of the moon. 1.0000 0.01212 83 83 0 0
5291 I HAD TO GET AWAY FROM THE TECHNOLOGY 1.0000 0.01212 83 83 0 0
5292 you would think it's all in the wrists... 1.0000 0.01212 83 83 0 0
5293 It's really taking off: 'Pie in the Sky' -- the franchis 1.0000 0.01212 83 83 0 0
5294 Excuse me Ms., do you mind getting up? I thought I was in first class. 1.0000 0.01143 88 88 0 0
5295 I am studying for my pizzaiolo final exam. 1.0000 0.01143 88 88 0 0
5296 Kyle is preparing your Personal Plane Pizza! 1.0000 0.01143 88 88 0 0
5297 It rises faster at high altitudes. 1.0000 0.01105 91 91 0 0
5298 My family didn't think I would make it, but I'm gonna show them! 1.0000 0.01105 91 91 0 0
5299 I'll going for the Guinness World Record for "highest pizza flip." 1.0000 0.01105 91 91 0 0
5300 I spin dough, therefore I am! 1.0000 0.01105 91 91 0 0
5301 it's okay, we're in the 21st century, ma'am. 1.0000 0.01105 91 91 0 0
5302 When I’m nervous I tend to do things with my hands. 1.0000 0.01105 91 91 0 0
5303 I'm already in the Mile-High club so.... 1.0000 0.01105 91 91 0 0
5304 On the return flight I'll whip up some sushi 1.0000 0.01105 91 91 0 0
5305 The conductor never asks to see my ticket 1.0000 0.01081 93 93 0 0
5306 You think THIS is a lot of dough? You should see it after inflation. 1.0000 0.01081 93 93 0 0
5307 We've expanded our complimentary offerings: coffee, tea, pepperoni or me. 1.0000 0.01081 93 93 0 0
5308 It’s that “little something extra” that makes my matzoh balls float. 1.0000 0.01105 91 91 0 0
5309 I thought they said I was getting a plenary cooking offer. 1.0000 0.01081 93 93 0 0
5310 My name is Chef Pizza Boy, im not the Air Marshall for this flight or anything. 1.0000 0.01081 93 93 0 0
5311 I know it’s cheesy, but I'd like it to rise above the competitions' 1.0000 0.01081 93 93 0 0
5312 And in Tuscany, when the moon hits your eye, its like...what's the phrase again? 1.0000 0.01081 93 93 0 0
5313 Unfortunately, the pepperoni is in Economy 1.0000 0.01081 93 93 0 0
5314 The air up here is great for fermentation 1.0000 0.01081 93 93 0 0
5315 I'm the new Director of the FDA. And I know so little about drugs... 1.0000 0.01081 93 93 0 0
5316 TSA said, "Fine, take the dough; but no sauce." 1.0000 0.01081 93 93 0 0
5317 Whats harder to pound? This dough or your mom..... 1.0000 0.01036 97 97 0 0
5318 I have these 'pie in the sky' dreams and I have to follow them. 1.0000 0.01047 96 96 0 0
5319 Altitude is really the secret to perfect dough. You try my pizza you'll be like "Yeah, this is worth $1000." 1.0000 0.01047 96 96 0 0
5320 I'm doing a paper on peripheral awareness in the year 2018." 1.0000 0.01047 96 96 0 0
5321 If this were first class, you bet an oven would be on my ‘ask’ list. 1.0000 0.01081 93 93 0 0
5322 La Scala's diva in first class has very defined culinary requirements. Her arugula salad is being prepared in seat 23C. 1.0000 0.01105 91 91 0 0
5323 When your crush says they "Like people who can cook." 1.0000 0.01105 91 91 0 0
5324 I’ve always wanted to be in the mile pie club. -Felicia Hendrix 1.0000 0.01105 91 91 0 0
5325 After the photographers left, our CEO said, ‘Screw this. I’d rather stand in the galley than spend the whole flight in coach.’ 1.0000 0.01143 88 88 0 0
5326 Yeast acts differently at higher altitudes! 1.0000 0.01143 88 88 0 0
5327 You have to work the Semtex into the right shape . 1.0000 0.01143 88 88 0 0
5328 My manager is on this flight... 1.0000 0.01143 88 88 0 0
5329 It's a 9 to 5 type of job! 1.0000 0.01143 88 88 0 0
5330 You mean this isn't a piazza? 1.0000 0.01143 88 88 0 0
5331 I thought even I could finish my work, up in the air!! 1.0000 0.01143 88 88 0 0
5332 Lorenzo! I told you, on this trip you don't knead anything! 1.0000 0.01143 88 88 0 0
5333 I never thought Uber Eats POOL would take off. 1.0000 0.01143 88 88 0 0
5334 I'm trying to perfect my rising crust. 1.0000 0.01143 88 88 0 0
5335 It relaxes me. 1.0000 0.01143 88 88 0 0
5336 There's no rule against emotional support dough. 1.0000 0.01143 88 88 0 0
5337 "Hand tossed in zero gravity is unbelievable. This is an acceptable alternative when I can't get a seat on the Space Shuttle." 1.0000 0.01143 88 88 0 0
5338 Mama mia! I don't want a layover in Cleveland! 1.0000 0.01143 88 88 0 0
5339 I'd tell you, but I signed a non disclosure with the pilot. Oh. Opps. 1.0000 0.01143 88 88 0 0
5340 I always wanted to be part of the Chief mile high club. 1.0000 0.01143 88 88 0 0
5341 I ran my computer battery down to empty. 1.0000 0.01143 88 88 0 0
5342 Yeah, we do trans-atlantic deliveries now. 1.0000 0.01143 88 88 0 0
5343 Still not earning enough dough for business class. 1.0000 0.01143 88 88 0 0
5344 My carry-on is a compact kitchen and you order with my app, SkyPye. 1.0000 0.01143 88 88 0 0
5345 I'm opening a Pizza Restaurant in Naples Italy? 1.0000 0.01081 93 93 0 0
5346 What, have you never seen a flying Pizza? 1.0000 0.01093 92 92 0 0
5347 It's quick rising dough 1.0000 0.01093 92 92 0 0
5348 Well, seems everyone brings their work with them anymore. 1.0000 0.01093 92 92 0 0
5349 It’s kind of like riding a bike.. 1.0000 0.01105 91 91 0 0
5350 I’m thinking that keeping it up in the air is a good omen. 1.0000 0.01258 80 80 0 0
5351 Oh, sorry but I have to use the facilities; would you mind holding my dough for me? Turbulence is always an issue in getting dough to rise properly, and it also upsets my tummy. 1.0000 0.01258 80 80 0 0
5352 The lighter air give fluffier dough. 1.0000 0.01258 80 80 0 0
5353 It's a fresh from Italy. 1.0000 0.01258 80 80 0 0
5354 There's a lot less competition up here, but the dough can be too airy. 1.0000 0.01460 69 69 0 0
5355 This is part of the experience, right? 1.0000 0.01460 69 69 0 0
5356 Just can't stop taking my work with me everywhere I go. 1.0000 0.01460 69 69 0 0
5357 It’s my new special of the day... Helium-filled Calzone. 1.0000 0.01460 69 69 0 0
5358 I don't own any electronic devices. I just knead this. 1.0000 0.01460 69 69 0 0
5359 I’m a Pizzafarian... 1.0000 0.01460 69 69 0 0
5360 Ya, I am not much on Facebook! 1.0000 0.01460 69 69 0 0
5361 It only gets tricky when there's turbulence. 1.0000 0.01460 69 69 0 0
5362 Lifehack 4973: Pizza cheifs fly for free. 1.0000 0.01460 69 69 0 0
5363 Mile high, pizza pie, club check. 1.0000 0.01460 69 69 0 0
5364 I always preach, " Let the dough rise! " 1.0000 0.01460 69 69 0 0
5365 It's all in the wrists! My doctor said this would help prevent carpal tunnel. 1.0000 0.01460 69 69 0 0
5366 In the event of a water landing, I'll probably yell, "Mamma Mia!" 1.0000 0.01460 69 69 0 0
5367 I can't read on trains 1.0000 0.01460 69 69 0 0
5368 We have finally solved the problem of the last mile delivery! 1.0000 0.01379 73 73 0 0
5369 Whaddya lookin' at? This is the only way I can win the "New York's Highest Hand Tossed Pizza" competition. 1.0000 0.01379 73 73 0 0
5370 This flight is gluten-free, so I had to take things into my own hands 1.0000 0.01399 72 72 0 0
5371 I figured: tossing pizza dough is better than tossing my lunch 1.0000 0.01399 72 72 0 0
5372 Can you google “when the moon hits your eye like a big pizza pie” 1.0000 0.01399 72 72 0 0
5373 Artisanal airline menu! 1.0000 0.01399 72 72 0 0
5374 It's to back the claim that we toss 'em the highest. 1.0000 0.01399 72 72 0 0
5375 It's gonna be a little dry, they confiscated the sauce. 1.0000 0.01399 72 72 0 0
5376 You know that feeling you get at work a few days before vacation.. 1.0000 0.01342 75 75 0 0
5377 It’s his emotional support dough. 1.0000 0.01342 75 75 0 0
5378 It's up in the air if this pizza gets delivered on time. 1.0000 0.01460 69 69 0 0
5379 Don't worry, it's gluten-free dough. 1.0000 0.01460 69 69 0 0
5380 It's so much harder to work on planes these days. 1.0000 0.01460 69 69 0 0
5381 John... John Schnatter... but you can call me expapa. 1.0000 0.01460 69 69 0 0
5382 The airplane personnel gets hungry too. 1.0000 0.01504 67 67 0 0
5383 tossing dough can make you dough 1.0000 0.01504 67 67 0 0
5384 I was hired to prove that good airline food is not just pie in the sky 1.0000 0.01527 66 66 0 0
5385 Our pizza tossed at this altitude is the new 'UP-SEE-DO-SEE' wonder-treatment for E. D. 1.0000 0.01527 66 66 0 0
5386 Relationships are like tossing pizza. Sometimes it hits the fan, sometimes it pans out in the end. 1.0000 0.01527 66 66 0 0
5387 It's cheaper than rent. 1.0000 0.01527 66 66 0 0
5388 There goes the baloney! 1.0000 0.01527 66 66 0 0
5389 For $10 you can get peanut or pretzel toppings. 1.0000 0.01527 66 66 0 0
5390 I usually use yeast, but I'll give helium a try next time. 1.0000 0.01527 66 66 0 0
5391 I need my comfort food in order to fly. 1.0000 0.01527 66 66 0 0
5392 More airline economizing--you can buy a slice if you like... 1.0000 0.01527 66 66 0 0
5393 Well, it all started when I got on this flat-earth website.... 1.0000 0.01527 66 66 0 0
5394 This is trending on youtube if you’d rather see this in non-person 1.0000 0.01527 66 66 0 0
5395 Check out the hottest new app for Oktoberfest: go to virtualwurst.com 1.0000 0.01379 73 73 0 0
5396 Is this some kind of a toque? 1.0000 0.01379 73 73 0 0
5397 In addition to free wireless, Metro North has added pizza ovens to its trains" 1.0000 0.01399 72 72 0 0
5398 The higher you throw the better the dough 1.0000 0.01399 72 72 0 0
5399 I'm practicing for the World Pizza Champianship! 1.0000 0.01399 72 72 0 0
5400 Gino said I was too chicken to join the Mile High Club, so would you mind grabbing my phone out of my pocket? 1.0000 0.01399 72 72 0 0
5401 'Makes a change from me being sat by the tosser.' 1.0000 0.01418 71 71 0 0
5402 It's a pop-up type thing. 1.0000 0.01460 69 69 0 0
5403 I never worry about WiFi either. 1.0000 0.01460 69 69 0 0
5404 Flipping keeps me from flipping out flying 1.0000 0.01460 69 69 0 0
5405 sfdgs 1.0000 0.01460 69 69 0 0
5406 It's for anxiety. It's called pizza therapy-anytime/anywhere. All you need is dough. 1.0000 0.01460 69 69 0 0
5407 It's not delivery, it's economy class. 1.0000 0.01342 75 75 0 0
5408 Imagine you're on a train and your friend is watching from the station as you roll by..." 1.0000 0.01047 96 96 0 0
5409 My father's a retired sushi chef. 1.0000 0.01342 75 75 0 0
5410 Another hour of this and then I'll start preparing pizzas for the First Class passengers. 1.0000 0.01342 75 75 0 0
5411 It's overcooked 1.0000 0.01307 77 77 0 0
5412 Oops, must be the result of my sou-chef's yeast infection. 1.0000 0.00866 116 116 0 0
5413 It’s actually a giant peanut 1.0000 0.01307 77 77 0 0
5414 I’m finally going to be in the Mile Pie Club. 1.0000 0.01307 77 77 0 0
5415 I brought my work on the plane like everyone else. That's the joke. 1.0000 0.01307 77 77 0 0
5416 Oh I love going to New York but if you care anything at all about pizza or bagels you really have to make your own. 1.0000 0.01307 77 77 0 0
5417 So sorry, but could you keep the typing down a bit? I have work to do. 1.0000 0.01307 77 77 0 0
5418 it fits below the seat in front of me but I pay for the toss space. 1.0000 0.01325 76 76 0 0
5419 I'm really surprised that you asked, but as you already know flying isn't what it used to be; nobody seems to care, and oh by the way I really wanted to be a baker, and then there was this time that the TSA... 1.0000 0.01325 76 76 0 0
5420 We’d planned on hibachi steak but this works out better with the turbulence 1.0000 0.01325 76 76 0 0
5421 Yeah, airplane tickets take a lot of dough, but I had some left over... 1.0000 0.01325 76 76 0 0
5422 Hi there, I’m Marty. I’m gonna be on a cooking show. First time in the city. What about you? Business or pleasure? Just let me know if my tossing bothers you. I toss when I’m nervous. 1.0000 0.01307 77 77 0 0
5423 I like my dough extra airy. 1.0000 0.01325 76 76 0 0
5424 I find it distracts me from my hysterical fear of flying. 1.0000 0.01258 80 80 0 0
5425 The air pockets are just better up here. 1.0000 0.01258 80 80 0 0
5426 We call it ‘enhanced tourist class.’ 1.0000 0.01258 80 80 0 0
5427 I'm think of calling it Famous Ray's Pie in the Sky. 1.0000 0.01258 80 80 0 0
5428 Don’t you love long flights? I hope to catch up with my pizza backlog before we land. 1.0000 0.01258 80 80 0 0
5429 So I was asking myself, "Where do I wish they sold pizza?" and, Bam! That's when I started SkyHut. 1.0000 0.01258 80 80 0 0
5430 I think we’re losing altitude. 1.0000 0.01258 80 80 0 0
5431 up in the air 1.0000 0.01258 80 80 0 0
5432 If I can do it here, I can do it anywhere. Next month I open a franchise in the Grand Central Station men's room. 1.0000 0.01258 80 80 0 0
5433 Trust me. In an emergency I think it can slow our descent. 1.0000 0.01258 80 80 0 0
5434 I'm keeping this plane airborne. 1.0000 0.01258 80 80 0 0
5435 The turbulence really helps the dough rise. 1.0000 0.01227 82 82 0 0
5436 I can never work on planes. 1.0000 0.01307 77 77 0 0
5437 It keeps the yeast happy -- they're my emotional support fungi. 1.0000 0.01307 77 77 0 0
5438 And THIS is Pizzas, Pies, and Planes! Stay tuned for more after the break. 1.0000 0.01361 74 74 0 0
5439 It's better this than salad. 1.0000 0.01342 75 75 0 0
5440 You know what they say: the higher the dough rises - the better. 1.0000 0.01342 75 75 0 0
5441 It's a service pizza. 1.0000 0.01342 75 75 0 0
5442 Free Delivery! 1.0000 0.01342 75 75 0 0
5443 No reason, I just like to dough around. 1.0000 0.01342 75 75 0 0
5444 It's useful in the event of an emergency landing in Italy. 1.0000 0.01342 75 75 0 0
5445 This is why my high-altitude recipes are fool proof 1.0000 0.01342 75 75 0 0
5446 30,000 thousand feet and the yeast still won’t rise." David Schmidt, Arlington, V 1.0000 0.01342 75 75 0 0
5447 Planes are great for catching up on work 1.0000 0.01342 75 75 0 0
5448 THEY TOLD ME THIS WILL MAKE ME A MEMBER OF THE MILE HIGH CLUB. 1.0000 0.01361 74 74 0 0
5449 It's for a dual degree in cooking and philosophy thesis: Consider the case of the tossed dough-in-flight. What is it that exists: the dough or the flight? 1.0000 0.01361 74 74 0 0
5450 Well, you know Totonno’s. They insist on only the freshest dough. 1.0000 0.01361 74 74 0 0
5451 Don't worry, he's just a hologram 1.0000 0.01361 74 74 0 0
5452 Well by the time I realized he was saying "pie in this guy," I had already booked my ticket, so... 1.0000 0.01361 74 74 0 0
5453 Thanks for asking. You know how it is with startups. Money is tight and our investors wanted a proof of concept for a drone pizza delivery service before they would fund us. 1.0000 0.01361 74 74 0 0
5454 Sure, it's quite cheesy, but we'd like it to rise above the competitions' 1.0000 0.01361 74 74 0 0
5455 This will be a long flight without headphones. 1.0000 0.01361 74 74 0 0
5456 Once it cooks for 10 seconds on the engine, it's ready. 1.0000 0.01361 74 74 0 0
5457 I make the best pizza! 1.0000 0.01361 74 74 0 0
5458 I'm a experimental Chef, so the Airlines hired me to make edible flotation doughvices. 1.0000 0.01361 74 74 0 0
5459 Sorry . . . It's only for the first-class passengers. 1.0000 0.01361 74 74 0 0
5460 It comes out so much better when you do it above the smog. 1.0000 0.01361 74 74 0 0
5461 My wife and I are okay with take-home pizza but only if it’s freshly made and hasn’t been sitting in the box from New York to Stamford. 1.0000 0.01361 74 74 0 0
5462 Looking for that bonus at work... Charlie...(Sky) 1.0000 0.01361 74 74 0 0
5463 The dough making competition is in Chicago? "*record scratch* "Mama Mia!! 1.0000 0.01361 74 74 0 0
5464 The air is lighter here; it gets more fluffy 1.0000 0.01342 75 75 0 0
5465 Last time I flew, tossed his food something awful. 1.0000 0.01047 96 96 0 0
5466 The Live yeast are support animals. 1.0000 0.01047 96 96 0 0
5467 I’m trying to break the record for the longest continuous pizza tossing contest 1.0000 0.01047 96 96 0 0
5468 And of course, at altitude, things take longer to bake. 1.0000 0.00305 328 328 0 0
5469 Fidget spinners went out of style a few months ago, so... 1.0000 0.00309 324 324 0 0
5470 VOLARE 1.0000 0.00311 322 322 0 0
5471 So I said, why NOT pie in the sky?" 1.0000 0.00311 322 322 0 0
5472 'Why?' Honestly, you're the first to ask.... 1.0000 0.00315 318 318 0 0
5473 When I travel, I always carry extra dough. 1.0000 0.00325 308 308 0 0
5474 It helps the dough rise. 1.0000 0.00995 101 101 0 0
5475 I can't bake it until we've passed over Denver. 1.0000 0.00995 101 101 0 0
5476 It’s not DeLayed, it’s DiGiorno! 1.0000 0.00317 316 316 0 0
5477 What was I supposed to do? The guy ordered a plane pizza. 1.0000 0.00319 314 314 0 0
5478 Ask me about my wiener Jonathan Broder Philadelphia, Pa 1.0000 0.00319 314 314 0 0
5479 Sooner or later, somebody's laptop catches fire. Then, paninis! 1.0000 0.00305 328 328 0 0
5480 So all that to say, I just really like making pizzas. 1.0000 0.00957 105 105 0 0
5481 I had just enough dough for economy. 1.0000 0.00323 310 310 0 0
5482 It comes out weenie-shaped at 35,000 feet. 1.0000 0.00323 310 310 0 0
5483 I just can't stand to eat airline food. 1.0000 0.00325 308 308 0 0
5484 Yes,as a matter of fact,my crust is airy. 1.0000 0.00325 308 308 0 0
5485 This is my technique for preparing gourmet pizza, my dear. 1.0000 0.00966 104 104 0 0
5486 Well, I guess its possible they meant plain rather than plane pizza. 1.0000 0.00331 303 303 0 0
5487 So you're making a pie in the sky? 1.0000 0.00333 301 301 0 0
5488 It's cheaper than paying rent in Manhattan. 1.0000 0.00333 301 301 0 0
5489 TSA confiscated my sauce. 1.0000 0.00333 301 301 0 0
5490 I have pepperoni in the overhead. Mind getting it? 1.0000 0.00976 103 103 0 0
5491 It shouldn't be an issue. The dough's set on airplane mode." 1.0000 0.00335 299 299 0 0
5492 The cabin pressure really works wonders for the dough. 1.0000 0.00321 312 312 0 0
5493 I’m up the air over anchovies versus pepperoni!! 1.0000 0.02532 40 40 0 0
5494 We’re taking delivery of “fresh pizza” to a new level! 1.0000 0.00303 330 330 0 0
5495 I'll be visiting Rome, Venice, Florence and that place with the leaning tower. 1.0000 0.00302 332 332 0 0
5496 Keep the instructions open. 1.0000 0.00248 404 404 0 0
5497 I'm elevating my pizza game. 1.0000 0.00249 402 402 0 0
5498 I seem to be the only one going to the baking contest. 1.0000 0.00252 398 398 0 0
5499 The pizza oven is in Chicago. 1.0000 0.00995 101 101 0 0
5500 We usually don't deliver. 1.0000 0.00256 391 391 0 0
5501 I guess I have always thought of my pizzas as upper crust. 1.0000 0.00995 101 101 0 0
5502 If she can bring a peacock... 1.0000 0.00253 395 395 0 0
5503 I just throw the dough. The actual wood fire pizza oven is in first class. 1.0000 0.00253 395 395 0 0
5504 The real problem is TSA would only let me bring 3.4 ounces of sauce on the plane. 1.0000 0.00256 391 391 0 0
5505 Sorry ... nervous habit. 1.0000 0.00256 391 391 0 0
5506 Wanna join the piled high club? 1.0000 0.00995 101 101 0 0
5507 ...and that’s why it’s called ‘New York-style pizza.’ 1.0000 0.00995 101 101 0 0
5508 This gig economy thing has gotten a bit out of hand. 1.0000 0.00260 385 385 0 0
5509 It's a start-up: "Pie in the sky!" 1.0000 0.00261 383 383 0 0
5510 So what line of work are you in? 1.0000 0.00264 379 379 0 0
5511 I'm the in-flight chef. 1.0000 0.00264 379 379 0 0
5512 5 sayings down, 95 to go 1.0000 0.00995 101 101 0 0
5513 My boss told me I wasn't throwing the dough high enough, so here I am. 1.0000 0.00274 366 366 0 0
5514 It's a competitive career, yeah, but I make pretty good dough. 1.0000 0.00274 366 366 0 0
5515 My deadline is twenty minutes after we land. 1.0000 0.00995 101 101 0 0
5516 In an effort to improve airline food, we're now offering fresh pizza prepared seat-side...for a fee. 1.0000 0.00280 358 358 0 0
5517 You might recognize me from Instagram. 1.0000 0.00284 352 352 0 0
5518 You're supposed to let it rise overnight, but I figured with the time difference--bada bing bada boom! 1.0000 0.00288 348 348 0 0
5519 Well, I might be an Air Marshall but then again, I might not be an Air Marshall. 1.0000 0.00296 338 338 0 0
5520 I’m just waiting for 3C to decide on the anchovies. 1.0000 0.00296 338 338 0 0
5521 ...and THAT'S amore. 1.0000 0.00335 299 299 0 0
5522 Definitely liking the new Chef Class. I would be happy to pay for some extra counter space. 1.0000 0.00995 101 101 0 0
5523 It’s hard to get to Seattle in thirty minutes or less. 1.0000 0.00335 299 299 0 0
5524 I was following the recipe and then it called for the dough to rise 1.0000 0.00341 294 294 0 0
5525 Let me know if this is bothering you. 1.0000 0.00388 258 258 0 0
5526 I'd spring the extra dough for First Class, but its 'Gluten Free'... 1.0000 0.00391 256 256 0 0
5527 I'd like to upgrade to 1st Class, but I don't have the dough. 1.0000 0.00976 103 103 0 0
5528 It started with fidget spinning and turned into this. 1.0000 0.00391 256 256 0 0
5529 The pilots still get an inflight meal. 1.0000 0.00391 256 256 0 0
5530 It's just till we replace the starboard gyroscope during the Atlanta layover. 1.0000 0.00391 256 256 0 0
5531 I'm starting a new mile high club" 1.0000 0.00391 256 256 0 0
5532 For toppings we have peanuts, pretzels and snack mix. 1.0000 0.00391 256 256 0 0
5533 The jet lag is not so bad flying yeast to west. 1.0000 0.00391 256 256 0 0
5534 I normally knead an exit row seat. 1.0000 0.00391 256 256 0 0
5535 Why? Have you ever tasted airline pizza? 1.0000 0.00391 256 256 0 0
5536 Honestly, I prefer the 15-inch, but the twelve makes it so much easier to work on a plane. 1.0000 0.00388 258 258 0 0
5537 35,678...35,679...going for the world record 1.0000 0.00394 254 254 0 0
5538 This is nothing. You should see the Mongolian barbecue I'm doing for Greyhound! 1.0000 0.00404 248 248 0 0
5539 Yes! How did you know this is the farthest delivery order I've had? 1.0000 0.00407 246 246 0 0
5540 Sorry, TSA took away the pepperoni. 1.0000 0.00407 246 246 0 0
5541 You still haven't asked me what I do for a living? 1.0000 0.00407 246 246 0 0
5542 You can use the armrest. 1.0000 0.00407 246 246 0 0
5543 we can deliver hot and quick, anywhere in the world. 1.0000 0.00407 246 246 0 0
5544 TSA said it's illegal only if I add too many jalapenos. 1.0000 0.00407 246 246 0 0
5545 So then he asks, "How long can you keep it in the air?" 1.0000 0.00411 244 244 0 0
5546 Sorry, no cheese. TSA says it’s too sharp. 1.0000 0.00411 244 244 0 0
5547 I make a lot of dough and still can’t get into first class 1.0000 0.00419 239 239 0 0
5548 You hungry? 1.0000 0.00419 239 239 0 0
5549 I get more work done on a plane than anywhere else. 1.0000 0.00404 248 248 0 0
5550 The good thing about manual labor is that it does not alienate you. 1.0000 0.00393 255 255 0 0
5551 It's New York's first plane-tossed. Sells well, but shuttle schedules and TSA regulations are killing our supply chain. 1.0000 0.00382 262 262 0 0
5552 You work during the flight, why can't I? 1.0000 0.00382 262 262 0 0
5553 there's more to this air marshall job than you would think 1.0000 0.00377 266 266 0 0
5554 Our vision? Delivery before you post. 1.0000 0.00348 288 288 0 0
5555 Would you rather I hog the arm-rest? 1.0000 0.00348 288 288 0 0
5556 The secret is not declaring it in customs. 1.0000 0.00348 288 288 0 0
5557 Yes, I'm making pizza. My fear of flying is nothing compared to my fear of airline meals. 1.0000 0.00350 286 286 0 0
5558 With enough dough, I'll make it to the business class. 1.0000 0.00350 286 286 0 0
5559 It's like an oven in here! 1.0000 0.00353 284 284 0 0
5560 Oh, I travel to New York regularly. I love the frequent flyer miles, plus their water makes a huge difference in my crust. 1.0000 0.00353 284 284 0 0
5561 The commute’s long, but it gives me some time to prep. 1.0000 0.00355 282 282 0 0
5562 Fresh delivery any where is our promise 1.0000 0.00360 278 278 0 0
5563 Some airlines are not as understanding about companion dough. 1.0000 0.00366 274 274 0 0
5564 Einstein was a fraud. I’m here to show it. 1.0000 0.00976 103 103 0 0
5565 Finally I got it to rise! 1.0000 0.00366 274 274 0 0
5566 Hope you don't mind,but this is my therapy dough. 1.0000 0.00366 274 274 0 0
5567 This is my wife's idea ever since I broke our fourth laptop. 1.0000 0.00371 270 270 0 0
5568 D.B. Cooper just ordered a pizza to go. 1.0000 0.00374 268 268 0 0
5569 Have any sardines on you?" -Chef Bob uses this line to attract women. It has never worked. 1.0000 0.00976 103 103 0 0
5570 Yeah, me too, gotta do some prep before I get there. 1.0000 0.00374 268 268 0 0
5571 Sorry, I pledging for Phi Zeta Pi. This is just part of the hazing. 1.0000 0.00377 266 266 0 0
5572 The good news is the atmosphere makes for an excellent crust. The bad news is each pizza costs a thousand dollars and arrives seven hours late. 1.0000 0.00377 266 266 0 0
5573 And when you get home, you just put it in the oven. 1.0000 0.00380 264 264 0 0
5574 You have to be very creativo to avoid the DEA. 1.0000 0.00380 264 264 0 0
5575 The trickiest part is getting olive oil past security. 1.0000 0.00380 264 264 0 0
5576 I’m taking hand tossed to new heights. 1.0000 0.00387 259 259 0 0
5577 Think how fun this would be in zero gravity. 1.0000 0.00382 262 262 0 0
5578 A water landing is really the worst case scenario, that and Pineapple. 1.0000 0.00341 294 294 0 0
5579 Those new pizza hotspots are really changing the industry. 1.0000 0.00414 242 242 0 0
5580 we're proud of our delivery service. 1.0000 0.00248 404 404 0 0
5581 ... and that's how you make a plain pizza 1.0000 0.00995 101 101 0 0
5582 Your boss got you working through the holidays too? 1.0000 0.01026 98 98 0 0
5583 It's the perfect leeway to push the air out of the pizza dough. 1.0000 0.01026 98 98 0 0
5584 You know that you’re not allowed to have large electronics out during takeoff, right? 1.0000 0.00057 1762 1762 0 0
5585 It's a therapy pizza. 1.0000 0.00059 1687 1687 0 0
5586 It’s mike high rise dough 1.0000 0.01026 98 98 0 0
5587 I figured I'd take coach and save a bit of dough. 1.0000 0.01026 98 98 0 0
5588 Even at 500 miles an hour, I somehow manage to catch it. 1.0000 0.01026 98 98 0 0
5589 Would you mind switching seats with my friend? He's got the pepperoni. 1.0000 0.00077 1297 1297 0 0
5590 There wasn't room in the galley for me. 1.0000 0.01026 98 98 0 0
5591 I feel like being an nasty idiot today.....on the count of 3, I am going to fling this thing into the 1st class seats. 1.0000 0.01026 98 98 0 0
5592 I have to make about 5 pizzas by the time we land 1.0000 0.01026 98 98 0 0
5593 You could say I'm a workaholic. 1.0000 0.01026 98 98 0 0
5594 They call me The Flying Saucer. 1.0000 0.01026 98 98 0 0
5595 It's a living! 1.0000 0.01026 98 98 0 0
5596 It’s a great job. I travel, meet people and make a lot of dough. 1.0000 0.00082 1218 1218 0 0
5597 Yeah, I decided to finally use my Frequent Flour miles. 1.0000 0.00087 1150 1150 0 0
5598 I was surprised I wasn't allowed to board with "those requiring a little extra time", I really kneaded it. 1.0000 0.01026 98 98 0 0
5599 it's not a carry on if I'm tossing it 1.0000 0.00090 1110 1110 0 0
5600 I am stepping out of my comfort zone. 1.0000 0.01026 98 98 0 0
5601 She is being deported. Her mother is not Hawaiian. 1.0000 0.01026 98 98 0 0
5602 Actually, I’m a physicist trying to disprove that the dough’s acceleration is inversely correlated to the speed of the aircraft. 1.0000 0.01026 98 98 0 0
5603 If it sticks to the roof, that means we're falling down... 1.0000 0.00101 991 991 0 0
5604 I ran out of sudoku. 1.0000 0.01026 98 98 0 0
5605 Wait... did I turn off the oven? 1.0000 0.00109 919 919 0 0
5606 This way, it's technically not a carry-on. 1.0000 0.00086 1165 1165 0 0
5607 I may look like a regular pizza tosser, but at the end of this flight, I can be your next Papa John 1.0000 0.01026 98 98 0 0
5608 My other job is in shipping and handling. 1.0000 0.01026 98 98 0 0
5609 What topping do you want on your pizza- salted pretzels or blue potato chips? 1.0000 0.01026 98 98 0 0
5610 For me, of course, it's 'What are you doing in my kitchen?' 1.0000 0.01047 96 96 0 0
5611 I'm the Chef for the annual upcoming 'Mile High Club' get together. 1.0000 0.01047 96 96 0 0
5612 The airflow over the dough’s surface dries it out just enough to make it less sticky and easier to handle during turbulence 1.0000 0.01047 96 96 0 0
5613 It's the only way I can get the dough to rise. 1.0000 0.01047 96 96 0 0
5614 I used to read recipes but I prefer just to get my work done. 1.0000 0.01047 96 96 0 0
5615 I hate cooking to deadlines. 1.0000 0.01047 96 96 0 0
5616 They seated me here...because the kitchen is really small. 1.0000 0.01047 96 96 0 0
5617 We have been told, that if you want a thicker crust, the higher the altitude, the better the crust. 1.0000 0.01047 96 96 0 0
5618 I cleared it with security. 1.0000 0.01047 96 96 0 0
5619 Fly, Hawaiian 1.0000 0.01047 96 96 0 0
5620 Sometimes the altitude does affect the dough. 1.0000 0.01047 96 96 0 0
5621 My salary has been rising steadily 1.0000 0.01047 96 96 0 0
5622 I didn’t have enough dough for a First Class seat. 1.0000 0.01047 96 96 0 0
5623 I have to get a head start on work. 1.0000 0.01047 96 96 0 0
5624 I have to warn you, pizza makes your clothes shrink. 1.0000 0.01047 96 96 0 0
5625 The secret to a great crust is tray table yeast. 1.0000 0.01047 96 96 0 0
5626 This is the only way I can charge it as a business expense 1.0000 0.00044 2255 2255 0 0
5627 Luckily for you, I’m no longer a fish monger. 1.0000 0.00057 1770 1770 0 0
5628 I consider it adapting a traditional work ethic to the pace of modern life. 1.0000 0.01026 98 98 0 0
5629 The hostess told me to try to relax doing what I like most. Unfortunately, there’s not an app for that. 1.0000 0.01026 98 98 0 0
5630 Hey, I'm a baker! 1.0000 0.01026 98 98 0 0
5631 My buddy challenged me to get the highest toss 1.0000 0.01026 98 98 0 0
5632 It's a great substitute for aerobics. 1.0000 0.01026 98 98 0 0
5633 Good question--I haven't thought that far ahead. 1.0000 0.00058 1733 1733 0 0
5634 Going for the world record of highest pizza ever tossed. 1.0000 0.01026 98 98 0 0
5635 I thought I would catch up on some work during the flight 1.0000 0.00110 907 907 0 0
5636 My father was an epidemiologist. 1.0000 0.00245 408 408 0 0
5637 You don't understand. I really need to get there in 30 minutes or less. 1.0000 0.00119 842 842 0 0
5638 The trick is getting the dough through security. 1.0000 0.00126 795 795 0 0
5639 I’m on a working vacation. You? 1.0000 0.00198 506 506 0 0
5640 They don't let me do this in first class. 1.0000 0.00995 101 101 0 0
5641 And for great sushi check out 15C 1.0000 0.00214 467 467 0 0
5642 This time I think Amazon has gone too far! 1.0000 0.00205 488 488 0 0
5643 I have good intentions, but I never get much work done on flights. 1.0000 0.00217 461 461 0 0
5644 To be honest, my job is completely up in the air right now. 1.0000 0.00217 461 461 0 0
5645 I could be juggling kittens and nobody would ever look up. 1.0000 0.00220 455 455 0 0
5646 In super-economy, you have to make your own lunch. 1.0000 0.00220 455 455 0 0
5647 I'm telling you, working remotely has done wonders for my work-life-balance. 1.0000 0.00219 458 458 0 0
5648 No matter how often I fly, I still knead to relax. 1.0000 0.00224 446 446 0 0
5649 I used to be the chef for first class...I just got demoted. 1.0000 0.00225 444 444 0 0
5650 ...and the doctor said "it's called obsessive compulsive disorder" 1.0000 0.00196 510 510 0 0
5651 Yeah, a lot of people say I look like George Bush. 1.0000 0.00229 437 437 0 0
5652 My therapist says I need a vacation, but I find this sourdough culture so relaxing I just can't let go. 1.0000 0.00995 101 101 0 0
5653 Honestly, I don't care for airline food. 1.0000 0.00227 442 442 0 0
5654 Don’t worry, it’s an emotional support pizza. 1.0000 0.00227 442 442 0 0
5655 I bring my work with me too. 1.0000 0.00230 435 435 0 0
5656 ‘“It’s my service dough”. 1.0000 0.00995 101 101 0 0
5657 ...and, of course, you have to use the high altitude yeast. 1.0000 0.00256 391 391 0 0
5658 In economy, you take your chances for a meal. You were lucky! 1.0000 0.00234 427 427 0 0
5659 I like to let the yeast rise 35,000 feet or so. 1.0000 0.00238 420 420 0 0
5660 I wanted to make a pie in the sky. 1.0000 0.00241 416 416 0 0
5661 I hope your dough yeast isn't infectious 1.0000 0.00995 101 101 0 0
5662 Dinner in the diner is so yesterday. 1.0000 0.00995 101 101 0 0
5663 My business' future is up in the air right now but at least I've got some dough to ride things out for the time being... 1.0000 0.00995 101 101 0 0
5664 So, you just wanted a plane pizza? 1.0000 0.00196 510 510 0 0
5665 You also telecommute? 1.0000 0.00995 101 101 0 0
5666 Could you Google “mozzarella distributor, Des Moines”. 1.0000 0.00195 514 514 0 0
5667 On the other hand,it's not a disaster for me when the wifi goes out. 1.0000 0.00138 723 723 0 0
5668 The secret to a good pizza is letting the dough rise to about 41,000 ft. 1.0000 0.00138 723 723 0 0
5669 Well.....everyone else gets to bring their work with them! 1.0000 0.00142 705 705 0 0
5670 The worst part was getting the rolling pin through security. 1.0000 0.00143 699 699 0 0
5671 It’s just something I do for takeoffs and landings. 1.0000 0.00147 683 683 0 0
5672 Rotation and altitude are the key to the perfect crust 1.0000 0.00149 672 672 0 0
5673 I think my Ambien is kicking in. 1.0000 0.00150 666 666 0 0
5674 I thought you said, "Let's join the Mile Pie Club!" 1.0000 0.00150 665 665 0 0
5675 You think spreadsheets are hard? My boss wants me to create a pie-in-the-sky scenario for our client. 1.0000 0.00152 659 659 0 0
5676 Marketing research shows that airline travelers want pie in the sky. 1.0000 0.00155 647 647 0 0
5677 Do you think they have an oven up in first class? 1.0000 0.00995 101 101 0 0
5678 I make all this dough, yet here I am flying coach 1.0000 0.00158 634 634 0 0
5679 We deliver anywhere . . . . 1.0000 0.00161 623 623 0 0
5680 It's more of a working vacation. 1.0000 0.00163 614 614 0 0
5681 I’m relieved, not to be the only one bringing my work on the plane. 1.0000 0.00168 595 595 0 0
5682 You know who would make a great hero for your novel? A pizza chef. Did I mention I'm a pizza chef? 1.0000 0.00169 592 592 0 0
5683 Flying business class always gives me a chance to catch up on my work. 1.0000 0.00995 101 101 0 0
5684 How did you think Grub Hub worked? 1.0000 0.00173 579 579 0 0
5685 Believe it or not, delivery is still free. 1.0000 0.00173 577 577 0 0
5686 Now I can take a business travel tax deduction. 1.0000 0.00175 571 571 0 0
5687 Apologies..could not get the can of anchovies through security 1.0000 0.00180 555 555 0 0
5688 Haven't you heard that if you make it in New York, you make it anywhere? 1.0000 0.00203 493 493 0 0
5689 Sure! I'll put pepperoni on yours. 1.0000 0.00995 101 101 0 0
5690 If you can work on the flight, why can't I? 1.0000 0.00192 521 521 0 0
5691 You have your pi, I have my pie. 1.0000 0.00192 521 521 0 0
5692 Turbulence does half the work, but you may want to sign off when I spread the sauce. 1.0000 0.00125 800 800 0 0
5693 That was quite a downdraft! 1.0000 0.02532 40 40 0 0