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Name | Value |
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Submission deadline | 2018-09-17T03:30:00.000Z |
Voting started | - |
Voting ended | 2018-10-01T03:45:00.000Z |
Finalists announced | 2018-09-25T03:44:00.000Z |
Magazine(s) announcing finalists issued | October 1, 2018 |
Number of captions | 5694 |
Number of responses | 1065763 |
Number of participants | - |
In this table, the "mean" means the empirically measured average funniness score when the "unfunny", "somewhat funny" and "funny" receive a funniness score of 1, 2, 3 respectively. "Precison" is the standard error of the mean, the standard deviation of the mean estimate. With that, a caption with an empirical mean μ and precision σ has true mean in the range [μ - 2σ, μ + 2σ] with 95% probability by the 68-95-99.7 rule assuming the responses are indepedent and identically distributed.
Rank | Caption | Mean | Precision | Total votes | "Unfunny" votes | "Somewhat funny" votes | "Funny" votes |
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0 | If I had more dough, I'd be in first class. | 2.0540 | 0.00949 | 6279 | 1616 | 2708 | 1955 |
1 | This way, it's a business trip | 1.9081 | 0.00692 | 11749 | 3895 | 5039 | 2815 |
2 | You can either complain about airline food or do something about it | 1.9034 | 0.00750 | 10116 | 3416 | 4261 | 2439 |
3 | Ideally, you want the dough to rise to about 35,000 feet. | 1.8973 | 0.00714 | 12031 | 4373 | 4521 | 3137 |
4 | I'd sit in first class if I had enough dough. | 1.8892 | 0.00719 | 11045 | 3834 | 4601 | 2610 |
5 | When we cross the equator it spins the other way. | 1.8342 | 0.00774 | 9938 | 3919 | 3748 | 2271 |
6 | There will be plenty for you. The two people next to me don't have mouths. | 1.8302 | 0.00784 | 10947 | 4768 | 3270 | 2909 |
7 | Yes, that is a pepperoni in my pocket. | 1.8233 | 0.00766 | 10931 | 4639 | 3585 | 2707 |
8 | It's an emotional support pizza. | 1.8219 | 0.00891 | 8483 | 3744 | 2506 | 2233 |
9 | The trick is adding the water before you go through security. | 1.8186 | 0.00769 | 9928 | 3979 | 3771 | 2178 |
10 | It's my fault, really. Our coupon didn't specify the delivery area. | 1.7882 | 0.00911 | 7282 | 3133 | 2558 | 1591 |
11 | We deliver. | 1.7793 | 0.01412 | 2863 | 1203 | 1089 | 571 |
12 | I can do any toppings you want but no more than 3 ounces of sauce. | 1.7765 | 0.01317 | 3414 | 1477 | 1223 | 714 |
13 | I was told to pack my carry-on with the things I'd knead most. | 1.7743 | 0.00787 | 9773 | 4310 | 3359 | 2104 |
14 | I'm part of Bakers Without Borders. You? | 1.7727 | 0.01033 | 5645 | 2487 | 1954 | 1204 |
15 | I call it New York to Chicago style. | 1.7666 | 0.00771 | 9601 | 4118 | 3606 | 1877 |
16 | This is classic pie in the sky! | 1.7448 | 0.01615 | 2194 | 979 | 796 | 419 |
17 | Ya, well your laptop is bothering me. | 1.7429 | 0.00809 | 9121 | 4199 | 3068 | 1854 |
18 | Because, Becky ... if I wasn’t wearing it people would look at me like I’m crazy. | 1.7344 | 0.00991 | 5930 | 2724 | 2057 | 1149 |
19 | What's it say to do next ? | 1.7214 | 0.01044 | 5222 | 2416 | 1845 | 961 |
20 | People don't realize the effort that goes into a plane cheese pizza. | 1.7182 | 0.00930 | 7013 | 3393 | 2203 | 1417 |
21 | First time on Alitalia? | 1.7172 | 0.01182 | 4053 | 1883 | 1433 | 737 |
22 | One perk as an air marshal — I get to pick my own disguise. | 1.7040 | 0.00996 | 5763 | 2754 | 1961 | 1048 |
23 | By the time I get to Phoenix she'll be rising. | 1.7027 | 0.01767 | 1907 | 935 | 604 | 368 |
24 | I really should get back to the cockpit. | 1.6786 | 0.01183 | 4288 | 2197 | 1272 | 819 |
25 | At this point in the flight it's probably closer to Chicago-style. | 1.6724 | 0.01025 | 4865 | 2302 | 1855 | 708 |
26 | The hardest part of my job? Getting the marinara sauce into the travel size shampoo bottles. | 1.6720 | 0.01006 | 5357 | 2618 | 1878 | 861 |
27 | So I said to myself, "Why not? Everyone else brings his work on the plane." | 1.6702 | 0.00826 | 7778 | 3767 | 2809 | 1202 |
28 | More and more, it feels as if the only time I can get any real work done is when I'm traveling. | 1.6695 | 0.01310 | 3047 | 1466 | 1122 | 459 |
29 | A sudden drop in cabin pressure makes a delicious thin crust. | 1.6664 | 0.01388 | 2806 | 1382 | 978 | 446 |
30 | I'd sit in business class if I had a little more dough. | 1.6581 | 0.00911 | 6826 | 3499 | 2162 | 1165 |
31 | I always try to get some work done on the plane. | 1.6500 | 0.00946 | 5823 | 2892 | 2077 | 854 |
32 | What, I can't get some work done on a flight, too? | 1.6451 | 0.01845 | 1547 | 779 | 538 | 230 |
33 | You should see first class - there's a whole row of guys making sushi. | 1.6429 | 0.01429 | 2814 | 1490 | 839 | 485 |
34 | Is this your first time flying small business class? | 1.6357 | 0.01109 | 4529 | 2387 | 1405 | 737 |
35 | I'm from New York, I can make it anywhere | 1.6342 | 0.01311 | 3332 | 1787 | 977 | 568 |
36 | You need to fly. I fly to knead. | 1.6228 | 0.01217 | 3802 | 2057 | 1122 | 623 |
37 | I know, I’ve never seen a plane with four seats on one side either. | 1.6206 | 0.01881 | 1679 | 938 | 440 | 301 |
38 | It’s just a plane pizza. | 1.6123 | 0.01141 | 3802 | 1963 | 1350 | 489 |
39 | One of these days, they're bound to ask "Is there a pizza chef on board", and I'll be ready. | 1.6122 | 0.01307 | 2945 | 1533 | 1021 | 391 |
40 | Oh it was easy, I just registered it as an Emotional Support Pizza. | 1.6085 | 0.01033 | 5200 | 2860 | 1516 | 824 |
41 | Will you take over while I use the lavatory ? | 1.5977 | 0.01220 | 3475 | 1879 | 1115 | 481 |
42 | Remember when there was enough leg room to make an extra large pizza? | 1.5972 | 0.01335 | 2818 | 1503 | 947 | 368 |
43 | No, no bacon topping. Not until pigs fly. | 1.5961 | 0.01219 | 4177 | 2481 | 902 | 794 |
44 | I can toss it in a train. I can toss it on a plane. I just toss it in the air. I can toss it anywhere. | 1.5925 | 0.01355 | 2805 | 1526 | 896 | 383 |
45 | Would you mind letting your laptop overheat a little? | 1.5919 | 0.01421 | 2578 | 1411 | 808 | 359 |
46 | I see you're catching up on work, too. | 1.5858 | 0.01094 | 4131 | 2231 | 1380 | 520 |
47 | Nobody believes me when I tell them I can throw a pizza 40,000 feet in the air. | 1.5846 | 0.01412 | 2689 | 1511 | 784 | 394 |
48 | They let me work remotely now. | 1.5833 | 0.03242 | 504 | 282 | 150 | 72 |
49 | Remember, if it hits you in the eye, that’s amore. | 1.5741 | 0.01598 | 2104 | 1204 | 592 | 308 |
50 | By the time I get to Pheonix, she’ll be risin’ | 1.5672 | 0.01443 | 2724 | 1617 | 669 | 438 |
51 | It's the chef's version of the mile high club. | 1.5632 | 0.02539 | 767 | 430 | 242 | 95 |
52 | I saw a "New Yorker" cartoon about a guy grilling burgers on the subway, and I got inspired. | 1.5523 | 0.01814 | 1557 | 903 | 448 | 206 |
53 | It's me or a crying baby. Pick one. | 1.5522 | 0.02209 | 1045 | 605 | 303 | 137 |
54 | It was much easier to get my work done on a plane when I was an accountant. | 1.5498 | 0.01185 | 2208 | 1063 | 1076 | 69 |
55 | Not my best effort. They confiscated the oregano at LaGuardia. | 1.5488 | 0.01919 | 1292 | 730 | 415 | 147 |
56 | Turbulence. The secret is turbulence. | 1.5463 | 0.02731 | 659 | 379 | 200 | 80 |
57 | You think this is good? I'm also the pilot. | 1.5418 | 0.01728 | 1912 | 1184 | 420 | 308 |
58 | You have two more wishes... | 1.5402 | 0.02372 | 946 | 569 | 243 | 134 |
59 | We probably need to rethink our free delivery policy. | 1.5349 | 0.02833 | 587 | 338 | 184 | 65 |
60 | Newton said it'll come back down, and Einstein was relatively sure it won't land five rows back. | 1.5345 | 0.01724 | 1579 | 909 | 496 | 174 |
61 | I'm famous for my pie in the sky. | 1.5341 | 0.01663 | 1803 | 1065 | 513 | 225 |
62 | You know, back in the 90’s I could’ve brought the sauce and the toppings on the plane, too. | 1.5326 | 0.01685 | 1671 | 969 | 514 | 188 |
63 | Think you could plug in your headphones? That's a little distracting. | 1.5311 | 0.03067 | 546 | 328 | 146 | 72 |
64 | In first class they get Wolfgang Puck. | 1.5237 | 0.01834 | 1516 | 919 | 400 | 197 |
65 | On the last flight I tossed my cookies. | 1.5225 | 0.01960 | 1401 | 871 | 328 | 202 |
66 | Pie in the sky? | 1.5214 | 0.01853 | 1469 | 890 | 392 | 187 |
67 | It’s my one personal item. | 1.5193 | 0.01942 | 1246 | 736 | 373 | 137 |
68 | Why? Have you ever eaten airline food? | 1.5156 | 0.01972 | 1344 | 834 | 327 | 183 |
69 | I’ve looked forward to this day. It’s my “pie in the sky” moment. | 1.5111 | 0.01924 | 1262 | 754 | 371 | 137 |
70 | I gave up on airline food a long time ago. | 1.5102 | 0.02125 | 1025 | 611 | 305 | 109 |
71 | For toppings you have a choice of peanuts or pretzels. | 1.5101 | 0.02110 | 1084 | 657 | 301 | 126 |
72 | Workaholic. You? | 1.5093 | 0.01933 | 1237 | 738 | 368 | 131 |
73 | Care to join the mile pie club? | 1.5087 | 0.02024 | 1203 | 737 | 320 | 146 |
74 | I have frequent flour miles. | 1.5073 | 0.02062 | 1031 | 605 | 329 | 97 |
75 | And they said my business would never get off the ground. 'Pie in the sky,' they called it. | 1.5027 | 0.02110 | 1120 | 696 | 285 | 139 |
76 | Next time, I'll look at the area code before taking a delivery order. | 1.5022 | 0.02095 | 1117 | 690 | 293 | 134 |
77 | It's an experiment. I've got $500 to give to the third person who looks up from their electronics long enough to notice that I'm doing this. So far I've taken 6 flights and no one has won it. | 1.5000 | 0.02136 | 1064 | 657 | 282 | 125 |
78 | By the time we get to Phoenix, it'll be rising. | 1.4991 | 0.02185 | 1064 | 670 | 257 | 137 |
79 | In first class they toss it for you. | 1.4985 | 0.02190 | 1015 | 629 | 266 | 120 |
80 | When we pass the equator I have to spin it in the opposite direction. | 1.4981 | 0.02148 | 1056 | 655 | 276 | 125 |
81 | There's no way Amazon is going to beat our delivery service. | 1.4966 | 0.02177 | 1015 | 628 | 270 | 117 |
82 | Before 9-11 I would do shish kebabs. | 1.4961 | 0.03020 | 514 | 315 | 143 | 56 |
83 | In retrospect, they probably meant to order a 'plain' pizza. | 1.4903 | 0.02283 | 875 | 536 | 249 | 90 |
84 | When I'm on a short-haul flight I just make breadsticks. | 1.4886 | 0.02195 | 921 | 560 | 272 | 89 |
85 | Apparently it’s okay for everyone ELSE to work on this flight. | 1.4875 | 0.02529 | 681 | 412 | 206 | 63 |
86 | I’m pioneering the farm to tray table movement. | 1.4874 | 0.02395 | 831 | 520 | 217 | 94 |
87 | It’s okay. It’s in airplane mode. | 1.4866 | 0.02329 | 818 | 499 | 240 | 79 |
88 | I'm traveling with the Pillsbury Doughboy but he was on the no-fly list so we did what we had to do. | 1.4862 | 0.02355 | 903 | 577 | 213 | 113 |
89 | Watch this, when we cross the equator, it spins in the opposite direction. | 1.4856 | 0.02439 | 764 | 471 | 215 | 78 |
90 | Don't get excited. It's for first class. | 1.4840 | 0.02347 | 874 | 552 | 221 | 101 |
91 | When we're over France, I'll do croissants. | 1.4834 | 0.02161 | 782 | 449 | 288 | 45 |
92 | Watch what happens when we cross over the equator. | 1.4819 | 0.02317 | 857 | 534 | 233 | 90 |
93 | So when he said 'pie in the sky', it gave me an idea. | 1.4817 | 0.02793 | 575 | 355 | 163 | 57 |
94 | If a plane is traveling at 575 mph and pizza dough is spinning at a rate of 1 rotation per second and moving up and down at a 2 second wave cycle. How soon before the person in the window seat needs to use the restroom? | 1.4817 | 0.02243 | 818 | 490 | 262 | 66 |
95 | And yet, shampoo is prohibited. | 1.4797 | 0.02437 | 740 | 455 | 215 | 70 |
96 | This is the only nightmare I have where I am not naked. | 1.4794 | 0.02303 | 801 | 487 | 244 | 70 |
97 | It's not enough to get it in the air. You've got to land it. | 1.4769 | 0.02409 | 801 | 505 | 210 | 86 |
98 | I'm going to call it "Pie in the Sky." | 1.4768 | 0.02433 | 799 | 507 | 203 | 89 |
99 | Would you mind taking care of this while I go to the bathroom? | 1.4750 | 0.02452 | 779 | 494 | 200 | 85 |
100 | As long as it's in the air, it doesn't count as a carry-on. | 1.4743 | 0.02420 | 778 | 489 | 209 | 80 |
101 | Usually throwing dough around gets me a seat in First Class. | 1.4735 | 0.02354 | 773 | 476 | 228 | 69 |
102 | It’s farm to table. Unfortunately the farm’s in Italy. | 1.4683 | 0.01884 | 726 | 389 | 334 | 3 |
103 | Due to competition, we've greatly extended our delivery area. | 1.4682 | 0.02070 | 724 | 407 | 295 | 22 |
104 | Sorry, gluten-free is only available in first class. | 1.4679 | 0.02654 | 654 | 417 | 168 | 69 |
105 | If this bothers you, let me know. | 1.4678 | 0.02268 | 714 | 422 | 250 | 42 |
106 | But the TSA only lets me put three ounces of sauce on it. | 1.4674 | 0.02580 | 721 | 467 | 171 | 83 |
107 | Just be happy that you're not seated next to the guy making the ground sausage. | 1.4668 | 0.02431 | 722 | 449 | 209 | 64 |
108 | It’s only against FAA regulations on takeoff and landing. | 1.4666 | 0.02576 | 643 | 400 | 186 | 57 |
109 | Did you just ask me what I do for a living? | 1.4656 | 0.03215 | 421 | 264 | 118 | 39 |
110 | New York or Chicago? | 1.4651 | 0.02574 | 703 | 452 | 175 | 76 |
111 | When Jack Nicholson wants New York pizza, Jack Nicholson gets New York pizza." | 1.4637 | 0.02832 | 593 | 385 | 141 | 67 |
112 | They took my sauce 'cause it was over 4 ounces. | 1.4637 | 0.02507 | 688 | 432 | 193 | 63 |
113 | All this dough and I'm still stuck in economy! | 1.4624 | 0.02539 | 679 | 429 | 186 | 64 |
114 | Would you mind keeping this going while I go use the restroom? | 1.4612 | 0.02572 | 670 | 426 | 179 | 65 |
115 | I knead it to stay calm on flights. | 1.4611 | 0.02577 | 668 | 425 | 178 | 65 |
116 | The finals are in Rome. | 1.4569 | 0.02643 | 626 | 399 | 168 | 59 |
117 | In the event of a sudden drop in cabin pressure, we make beignets. | 1.4566 | 0.02857 | 565 | 367 | 138 | 60 |
118 | I work better in a low pressure environment. | 1.4560 | 0.02613 | 636 | 405 | 172 | 59 |
119 | Let me use your keyboard and we'll make waffles! | 1.4557 | 0.02737 | 632 | 415 | 146 | 71 |
120 | I want to see if it spins the other way when we get to the southern hemisphere. | 1.4551 | 0.02697 | 624 | 404 | 156 | 64 |
121 | This is for the folks up front. You get pretzels. | 1.4548 | 0.02427 | 598 | 357 | 210 | 31 |
122 | I can’t sleep on the plane so I toss and turn. | 1.4544 | 0.02684 | 625 | 404 | 158 | 63 |
123 | Could you scratch my nose? | 1.4544 | 0.02348 | 625 | 371 | 224 | 30 |
124 | The delivery charge is killing the business. | 1.4544 | 0.02748 | 614 | 401 | 147 | 66 |
125 | I traded my laptop for a ball of pizza dough and never looked back | 1.4536 | 0.02670 | 604 | 385 | 164 | 55 |
126 | I still don't understand why it doesn't land on the guy behind me. | 1.4512 | 0.02787 | 605 | 399 | 139 | 67 |
127 | I tried a fidget spinner, but it didn't help. | 1.4509 | 0.02750 | 601 | 392 | 147 | 62 |
128 | I'm taking artisanal pizza to new heights. | 1.4509 | 0.02761 | 601 | 393 | 145 | 63 |
129 | It's TSA compliant...3.5 ounces water and 3.5 ounces flour. | 1.4506 | 0.02712 | 597 | 385 | 155 | 57 |
130 | I didn't have the dough to fly first class. | 1.4493 | 0.02739 | 592 | 384 | 150 | 58 |
131 | Someday, I'll fly up front with the upper crust... | 1.4493 | 0.02708 | 592 | 381 | 156 | 55 |
132 | If the pie hits your eye while we're up in the sky, that's amore! | 1.4488 | 0.02832 | 586 | 388 | 133 | 65 |
133 | Somewhere between New York- and Chicago-style. | 1.4466 | 0.02733 | 571 | 367 | 153 | 51 |
134 | Yes. We deliver. | 1.4460 | 0.02703 | 556 | 352 | 160 | 44 |
135 | I know, it took 5 plastic baggies of flour and an hour in the interrogation room, but you'll thank me when the food service comes. | 1.4454 | 0.02639 | 568 | 357 | 169 | 42 |
136 | Amazon Pizza. This is just until the delivery drones are operational. | 1.4446 | 0.02816 | 560 | 366 | 139 | 55 |
137 | Would you mind dimming your screen a bit? It's a bit distracting. | 1.4446 | 0.02771 | 560 | 362 | 147 | 51 |
138 | No, actually I’m in life insurance. Why do you ask? | 1.4440 | 0.02789 | 545 | 351 | 146 | 48 |
139 | I don't make enough dough for first class. | 1.4432 | 0.02823 | 555 | 363 | 138 | 54 |
140 | It keeps them from reclining. | 1.4412 | 0.02898 | 544 | 361 | 126 | 57 |
141 | Just thought I'd try a crazy, pie in the sky idea. | 1.4410 | 0.02786 | 542 | 350 | 145 | 47 |
142 | Actually I’m a physicist. Can you tell me why the guy behind me isn’t wearing this pizza? | 1.4410 | 0.02749 | 542 | 347 | 151 | 44 |
143 | If you think this is cool come watch me flambe in first class. | 1.4403 | 0.02845 | 536 | 350 | 136 | 50 |
144 | I'm actually the pilot; a pizza chef and I wanted to see whose job was harder. | 1.4389 | 0.02203 | 524 | 296 | 226 | 2 |
145 | your bosses got you working on the plane too, eh? | 1.4388 | 0.02826 | 531 | 345 | 139 | 47 |
146 | It’s called the ‘Manafort-Cohen-Flynn Technique’. Once you feel the heat, it’s time to flip. | 1.4379 | 0.02725 | 523 | 331 | 155 | 37 |
147 | We deliver everywhere. | 1.4376 | 0.02812 | 521 | 336 | 142 | 43 |
148 | Food trucks are so over. | 1.4376 | 0.02864 | 521 | 340 | 134 | 47 |
149 | I've found that a little loss in cabin pressure makes for a crispier crust. | 1.4369 | 0.02794 | 515 | 330 | 145 | 40 |
150 | No one likes airplane food. Everyone likes pizza. | 1.4369 | 0.02188 | 515 | 290 | 225 | 0 |
151 | Everyone has a food truck - I decided to try something different. | 1.4365 | 0.02802 | 520 | 335 | 143 | 42 |
152 | Sorry, I always toss and turn in my seat. | 1.4360 | 0.02909 | 516 | 340 | 127 | 49 |
153 | Just once I wish I could go on vacation and not have to bring my work with me. | 1.4360 | 0.02777 | 516 | 330 | 147 | 39 |
154 | I want to see if it spins the other way when we cross the equator | 1.4360 | 0.02896 | 516 | 339 | 129 | 48 |
155 | Would you mind tossing this while I go to the restroom? | 1.4360 | 0.02896 | 516 | 339 | 129 | 48 |
156 | Joining the Mile Pie Club isn't as fun as I thought it'd be. | 1.4353 | 0.02894 | 510 | 334 | 130 | 46 |
157 | I don't make enough dough to fly first class. | 1.4334 | 0.02636 | 503 | 311 | 166 | 26 |
158 | I didn't have the dough for first class. | 1.4331 | 0.03037 | 501 | 338 | 109 | 54 |
159 | If you want to see something really cool-the pie spins in reverse once we cross the equator. | 1.4329 | 0.02883 | 492 | 319 | 133 | 40 |
160 | Fortunately, the butcher and candlestick maker are on a different flight. | 1.4325 | 0.03101 | 437 | 286 | 113 | 38 |
161 | Then I realized his bet on how high I could toss this thing and bring it down again was poorly worded. | 1.4320 | 0.02878 | 493 | 320 | 133 | 40 |
162 | Just be thankful I’m not sitting next to you tossing my cookies.” | 1.4320 | 0.03165 | 493 | 341 | 91 | 61 |
163 | It keeps the guy in front from reclining. | 1.4306 | 0.02456 | 483 | 286 | 186 | 11 |
164 | Honestly, these transatlantic flights are the worst part of this whole farm to table thing. | 1.4306 | 0.02961 | 490 | 324 | 121 | 45 |
165 | Of course, there's a charge for delivery. | 1.4295 | 0.02954 | 468 | 305 | 125 | 38 |
166 | I just have to make sure to keep it small enough to still count as a personal item. | 1.4295 | 0.02982 | 482 | 319 | 119 | 44 |
167 | Actually, my life was pretty simple, till my wife brought home that damned Guinness Book. | 1.4286 | 0.02949 | 476 | 312 | 124 | 40 |
168 | I just do it so people won’t talk to me. | 1.4279 | 0.03116 | 437 | 289 | 109 | 39 |
169 | It turns out living my best life means annoying the crap out of other people. | 1.4274 | 0.03070 | 475 | 320 | 107 | 48 |
170 | They all said this idea was total pie in the sky. | 1.4264 | 0.03024 | 469 | 312 | 114 | 43 |
171 | You can't always get what you want But if you fly sometimes you might find You get what you knead | 1.4261 | 0.02956 | 460 | 300 | 124 | 36 |
172 | The great thing about my job is that I can work from anywhere. | 1.4258 | 0.03027 | 465 | 309 | 114 | 42 |
173 | I need to use the bathroom. How clean are your hands? | 1.4258 | 0.02886 | 465 | 300 | 132 | 33 |
174 | I should have checked the area code when they called in the order. | 1.4255 | 0.03036 | 463 | 308 | 113 | 42 |
175 | To think that just last year delivery by bike was enough. | 1.4248 | 0.03023 | 459 | 304 | 115 | 40 |
176 | It's a challenge with only three ounces of sauce. | 1.4248 | 0.02911 | 459 | 297 | 129 | 33 |
177 | Yeah,flying is a pain,but at least it gives me a chance to catch up on work. | 1.4248 | 0.02960 | 459 | 300 | 123 | 36 |
178 | At least you're not sitting next to a baby... | 1.4242 | 0.03026 | 455 | 301 | 115 | 39 |
179 | I hate little bags of peanuts | 1.4236 | 0.03027 | 458 | 304 | 114 | 40 |
180 | You can eat this, since the people on my left have no mouths. | 1.4236 | 0.02947 | 458 | 299 | 124 | 35 |
181 | It's also a personal flotation device." | 1.4226 | 0.03007 | 452 | 298 | 117 | 37 |
182 | If I can make it here, I can make it anywhere. | 1.4215 | 0.03084 | 446 | 298 | 108 | 40 |
183 | It's my stress management technique. I just wear the hat so I don't look too weird. | 1.4212 | 0.03110 | 444 | 298 | 105 | 41 |
184 | Auto-correct or not, you did order a plane pizza. | 1.4208 | 0.03103 | 442 | 296 | 106 | 40 |
185 | It didn’t fit in my checked bag, so I had to toss it. | 1.4188 | 0.03177 | 437 | 297 | 97 | 43 |
186 | Well, I could ask YOU why you’re writing a twelfth draft of that pretentious screenplay -but I won’t- so let’s mind our own business, shall we? | 1.4184 | 0.03188 | 435 | 296 | 96 | 43 |
187 | The real trick is pulling this off with less than 3.4 ounces of sauce. | 1.4184 | 0.03163 | 392 | 257 | 106 | 29 |
188 | I didn't have enough dough to fly first class | 1.4182 | 0.03157 | 428 | 288 | 101 | 39 |
189 | With a little more dough I would be in first class. | 1.4178 | 0.03079 | 426 | 282 | 110 | 34 |
190 | Would it kill you to just for once leave the laptop at home? | 1.4175 | 0.03089 | 424 | 281 | 109 | 34 |
191 | How clean are your hands? I need to use the bathroom. | 1.4172 | 0.03202 | 429 | 292 | 95 | 42 |
192 | They asked for a plane cheese pizza | 1.4169 | 0.03144 | 427 | 287 | 102 | 38 |
193 | Oh you know, juggling work and pleasure. | 1.4169 | 0.03091 | 427 | 284 | 108 | 35 |
194 | It's just rubber, but it's a great core workout. | 1.4161 | 0.02686 | 423 | 260 | 150 | 13 |
195 | I would be in first class , but I don't have enough dough. | 1.4161 | 0.03303 | 423 | 293 | 84 | 46 |
196 | On the International Space Station, it kept sticking to the ceiling. | 1.4145 | 0.03189 | 415 | 280 | 98 | 37 |
197 | For here or to go? | 1.4143 | 0.03162 | 420 | 283 | 100 | 37 |
198 | It’s not Economy, it’s DiGiorno. | 1.4135 | 0.03109 | 416 | 277 | 106 | 33 |
199 | I hope you’re not one of those people who talks through the whole flight. | 1.4135 | 0.03255 | 416 | 285 | 90 | 41 |
200 | I’m actually on my way to see a psychiatrist about it. It’s called pie-polar disorder. | 1.4135 | 0.03343 | 416 | 290 | 80 | 46 |
201 | If the flight is delayed any further I'll have to deliver this for free | 1.4134 | 0.03655 | 283 | 185 | 79 | 19 |
202 | Pledging for the frat at the Culinary Institute is a lot tougher than I thought it would be. | 1.4130 | 0.03138 | 414 | 277 | 103 | 34 |
203 | Honestly, you’re the first person who’s noticed! | 1.4114 | 0.03442 | 350 | 236 | 84 | 30 |
204 | After the food truck fell through, I had an even better idea. | 1.4109 | 0.03172 | 404 | 271 | 100 | 33 |
205 | The recipe said "toss the dough up in the air" so here I am. | 1.4109 | 0.03191 | 404 | 272 | 98 | 34 |
206 | They used to provide snacks, but now we have to bring out own. | 1.4109 | 0.03133 | 404 | 269 | 104 | 31 |
207 | Sorry, I’ve got to get to the oven again. | 1.4104 | 0.03221 | 402 | 272 | 95 | 35 |
208 | It's the only way I can get anyone to talk to me. | 1.4095 | 0.03124 | 398 | 264 | 105 | 29 |
209 | Because the directions say to toss the dough in the air. | 1.4091 | 0.03052 | 396 | 259 | 112 | 25 |
210 | Well, yes, technically it is still airplane food. | 1.4081 | 0.02962 | 397 | 256 | 120 | 21 |
211 | East to west, it's deep dish, but west to east, thin and crispy. | 1.4076 | 0.03200 | 395 | 266 | 97 | 32 |
212 | The real trick is adjusting for altitude." | 1.4071 | 0.03171 | 393 | 263 | 100 | 30 |
213 | I suggest you close your computer when I get to the sauce part. | 1.4066 | 0.03362 | 391 | 271 | 81 | 39 |
214 | I was told if you flash some dough you can get upgraded to first class. | 1.4066 | 0.02714 | 391 | 241 | 141 | 9 |
215 | If you thought this was impressive, just wait until we hit turbulence. | 1.4055 | 0.02938 | 397 | 256 | 121 | 20 |
216 | I’m afraid to fly. This is my support pizza. | 1.4042 | 0.03343 | 381 | 262 | 84 | 35 |
217 | Our ad says, 'We toss it higher than everyone else.' The boss said, 'Make sure of it.' | 1.4042 | 0.03129 | 381 | 252 | 104 | 25 |
218 | I lost the last one in baguette claim,so I just carry on now. | 1.4037 | 0.03072 | 379 | 248 | 109 | 22 |
219 | Go ahead. The armrest is all yours. I won’t be kneading it. | 1.4027 | 0.02927 | 370 | 235 | 121 | 14 |
220 | Unfortunately I had to check all the toppings | 1.4027 | 0.03229 | 375 | 252 | 95 | 28 |
221 | Unfortunately, I could only carry on one topping. | 1.4027 | 0.03251 | 375 | 253 | 93 | 29 |
222 | I don't just promise pie in the sky, but I deliver! | 1.4027 | 0.03294 | 375 | 255 | 89 | 31 |
223 | They told me to practice flipping it in the air and I said "OK". | 1.4027 | 0.03380 | 375 | 259 | 81 | 35 |
224 | It's just a hobby. I'm actually the pilot. | 1.4021 | 0.03218 | 373 | 250 | 96 | 27 |
225 | I was sitting in first class, until I brought out the anchovies. | 1.4016 | 0.03448 | 371 | 259 | 75 | 37 |
226 | I make a killing on delivery charges. | 1.4011 | 0.02955 | 359 | 228 | 118 | 13 |
227 | Its a plane pizza - no toppings | 1.4011 | 0.03241 | 369 | 248 | 94 | 27 |
228 | We now deliver globally. If you don't get your pizza in 3 days, it's free. | 1.4006 | 0.03268 | 357 | 239 | 93 | 25 |
229 | Welcome to small business class. | 1.3994 | 0.03402 | 358 | 246 | 81 | 31 |
230 | I'm working remotely. | 1.3989 | 0.02944 | 366 | 234 | 118 | 14 |
231 | Sure. But what’s weirder is that there is no plane seat configuration like this on any airline. | 1.3989 | 0.03370 | 366 | 252 | 82 | 32 |
232 | . . . and that brings . . us . . back . . to . . dough!" | 1.3989 | 0.02610 | 361 | 218 | 142 | 1 |
233 | Because I'm the last person they'd suspect to be an air marshal. | 1.3984 | 0.03361 | 364 | 250 | 83 | 31 |
234 | Previously I knitted but they won't let me take the knitting needles through security. | 1.3978 | 0.03305 | 362 | 246 | 88 | 28 |
235 | Naples,FLORIDA? Are you sure? Oh,damn... | 1.3974 | 0.03556 | 312 | 212 | 76 | 24 |
236 | I am an accountant, why do you ask? | 1.3972 | 0.03100 | 360 | 236 | 105 | 19 |
237 | I'm working remotely today. | 1.3972 | 0.03075 | 360 | 235 | 107 | 18 |
238 | I wish that baby would stop crying. | 1.3966 | 0.03468 | 358 | 250 | 74 | 34 |
239 | For me it's like knitting. | 1.3961 | 0.03263 | 361 | 244 | 91 | 26 |
240 | The farm is in Portland, Maine. The table’s in Portland, Oregon. | 1.3961 | 0.03412 | 356 | 246 | 79 | 31 |
241 | Have you ever heard of the Mile Pie Club?" | 1.3949 | 0.03368 | 352 | 241 | 83 | 28 |
242 | And for this one we’ll be using plane dough. | 1.3949 | 0.03245 | 352 | 236 | 93 | 23 |
243 | You can order right from your laptop! | 1.3949 | 0.03195 | 352 | 234 | 97 | 21 |
244 | What? All the other passengers are working as well! | 1.3949 | 0.03319 | 352 | 239 | 87 | 26 |
245 | I always end up tossing my lunch on flights. | 1.3926 | 0.03434 | 349 | 242 | 77 | 30 |
246 | Oh he asked for PLAIN pizza! | 1.3924 | 0.03345 | 344 | 234 | 85 | 25 |
247 | This is my emotional support pizza. | 1.3924 | 0.03294 | 344 | 232 | 89 | 23 |
248 | After being priced out of the city, I'm just thankful that I can do work on my commute. | 1.3912 | 0.03345 | 340 | 231 | 85 | 24 |
249 | I'm actually the chef for first class, but they make me fly coach. | 1.3909 | 0.03013 | 330 | 211 | 109 | 10 |
250 | https://www.tsa.gov/travel/security-screening/whatcanibring/items/pizza | 1.3905 | 0.03586 | 338 | 239 | 66 | 33 |
251 | Mile High Pizza Club | 1.3904 | 0.03115 | 333 | 217 | 102 | 14 |
252 | Great new option: First Class, Business Class and Cooking Class. | 1.3904 | 0.03419 | 333 | 228 | 80 | 25 |
253 | Altitude's actually not a problem. It's the getting it there in less than 30 minutes... | 1.3899 | 0.03449 | 336 | 232 | 77 | 27 |
254 | The TSA took my fidget spinner. | 1.3899 | 0.03424 | 336 | 231 | 79 | 26 |
255 | I don't make enough dough to fly business class | 1.3899 | 0.03501 | 336 | 234 | 73 | 29 |
256 | They asked for a plane pizza. | 1.3899 | 0.03318 | 336 | 227 | 87 | 22 |
257 | I'm not rich, but I do like to throw my dough around. | 1.3899 | 0.03371 | 336 | 229 | 83 | 24 |
258 | If I get it in the oven before we leave LaGuardia airspace, it's still New York pizza. | 1.3891 | 0.03225 | 329 | 218 | 94 | 17 |
259 | This is my CIA cover. I'm responsible for keeping track of Vladimir Putin who is sitting right behind me. | 1.3886 | 0.03477 | 332 | 230 | 75 | 27 |
260 | I call it “From-Chicago-to-New York style. | 1.3886 | 0.03289 | 332 | 223 | 89 | 20 |
261 | Well, the tricky thing is fitting the oven into the overhead bin." | 1.3879 | 0.03070 | 330 | 214 | 104 | 12 |
262 | If it’s unwritten, how can it be a rule? | 1.3879 | 0.03465 | 330 | 228 | 76 | 26 |
263 | Does this hat make me look stupid? | 1.3875 | 0.03579 | 289 | 196 | 74 | 19 |
264 | Hey at least I'm not tossing my cookies | 1.3872 | 0.03585 | 328 | 231 | 67 | 30 |
265 | You know, you really can't get a perfect thin crust unless you're at 35,000 feet | 1.3872 | 0.03398 | 328 | 224 | 81 | 23 |
266 | Can you get the pepperoni? It’s in the overhead. | 1.3872 | 0.03342 | 328 | 222 | 85 | 21 |
267 | It's the only conversation starter that works every time. | 1.3870 | 0.02749 | 323 | 199 | 123 | 1 |
268 | Well, it beats tossing my cookies. | 1.3863 | 0.03531 | 321 | 223 | 72 | 26 |
269 | Well, everybody else seems to have brought their work with them. | 1.3858 | 0.03453 | 324 | 223 | 77 | 24 |
270 | If we hit an air pocket, duck. | 1.3851 | 0.03550 | 322 | 225 | 70 | 27 |
271 | Technically, it's not luggage if you keep it in the air. | 1.3851 | 0.03411 | 322 | 220 | 80 | 22 |
272 | My advice for a major is to find something you feel passionate about. | 1.3844 | 0.03592 | 320 | 225 | 67 | 28 |
273 | Don't knock it. Therapy dough allowed me to board first. | 1.3844 | 0.03619 | 320 | 226 | 65 | 29 |
274 | In the event of a loss of cabin pressure, the dough may be used as a floatation device. | 1.3841 | 0.03432 | 315 | 215 | 79 | 21 |
275 | Who ordered a plane cheese pizza? | 1.3841 | 0.03124 | 315 | 205 | 99 | 11 |
276 | Did you want that to go? | 1.3836 | 0.03410 | 318 | 217 | 80 | 21 |
277 | So, what do you do? | 1.3836 | 0.03635 | 318 | 225 | 64 | 29 |
278 | ...and then I said: "How much you wanna bet?" | 1.3836 | 0.03580 | 318 | 223 | 68 | 27 |
279 | The real challenge is only using 3 ounces of water. | 1.3829 | 0.03567 | 316 | 221 | 69 | 26 |
280 | In first class, I make bouillabaisse. | 1.3829 | 0.02775 | 316 | 196 | 119 | 1 |
281 | I find it impossible to put my work down. | 1.3826 | 0.03339 | 311 | 209 | 85 | 17 |
282 | First, you let the dough rise to 25000 ft. | 1.3826 | 0.03491 | 311 | 214 | 75 | 22 |
283 | You PROMISED you’d leave your work at home. | 1.3822 | 0.03554 | 314 | 219 | 70 | 25 |
284 | ...and, as luck would have it, the oven fits right under the seat in front of me. | 1.3822 | 0.03378 | 314 | 213 | 82 | 19 |
285 | ...so, long story short, never lie on a resume. However, I think I can master this before before we touch down in Chicago. | 1.3822 | 0.03639 | 314 | 222 | 64 | 28 |
286 | Seems like no one can unplug from work these days. | 1.3822 | 0.03496 | 314 | 217 | 74 | 23 |
287 | The most popular type of pizza? I'd have to say plane. | 1.3822 | 0.03438 | 314 | 215 | 78 | 21 |
288 | I hear that if you throw some dough around you can get upgraded to first class. | 1.3822 | 0.03611 | 314 | 221 | 66 | 27 |
289 | I don’t know— everything’s up in the air right now | 1.3822 | 0.03525 | 314 | 218 | 72 | 24 |
290 | And we deliver within a 500 mile radius. | 1.3819 | 0.03321 | 309 | 207 | 86 | 16 |
291 | Would you mind lowering the volume? It’s distracting. | 1.3819 | 0.03445 | 309 | 211 | 78 | 20 |
292 | The fact remains, the president IS an idiot. | 1.3817 | 0.03696 | 317 | 227 | 59 | 31 |
293 | It's plane pizza, no toppings. | 1.3814 | 0.03540 | 312 | 217 | 71 | 24 |
294 | Unfortunately, I could only carry-on 3.4 ounces of sauce | 1.3814 | 0.03361 | 312 | 211 | 83 | 18 |
295 | Do you see me complaining that you’re doing your work? | 1.3814 | 0.03482 | 312 | 215 | 75 | 22 |
296 | No, TSA only cares about liquids. | 1.3814 | 0.03392 | 312 | 212 | 81 | 19 |
297 | I told them we should limit the distance of our free delivery service. | 1.3814 | 0.03482 | 312 | 215 | 75 | 22 |
298 | The advantage of flying is I don’t have to use self-rising flour | 1.3814 | 0.03569 | 312 | 218 | 69 | 25 |
299 | The delivery charge is a fortune | 1.3806 | 0.03642 | 310 | 219 | 64 | 27 |
300 | Don't worry, I put the plane on auto-pilot. | 1.3806 | 0.03727 | 310 | 222 | 58 | 30 |
301 | We really need to limit our delivery range. | 1.3806 | 0.03496 | 310 | 214 | 74 | 22 |
302 | Here's where carry-on meets take-out. | 1.3806 | 0.03642 | 310 | 219 | 64 | 27 |
303 | It's the new United slogan - Toss Pancakes, not Passengers. | 1.3799 | 0.03658 | 308 | 218 | 63 | 27 |
304 | Can you keep this going? I have to go to the bathroom. | 1.3799 | 0.03511 | 308 | 213 | 73 | 22 |
305 | Oh, no — it’s just a neck pillow. | 1.3799 | 0.03571 | 308 | 215 | 69 | 24 |
306 | Can you mute your laptop? It's very distracting. | 1.3799 | 0.03571 | 308 | 215 | 69 | 24 |
307 | I get motion sick if I read. | 1.3791 | 0.03434 | 306 | 209 | 78 | 19 |
308 | It's all about altitude! | 1.3791 | 0.03495 | 306 | 211 | 74 | 21 |
309 | Ok, go ahead and open the Pizza Oven App. | 1.3791 | 0.03071 | 306 | 198 | 100 | 8 |
310 | Trust me. You don't wanna know how I got this past customs. | 1.3791 | 0.03674 | 277 | 191 | 67 | 19 |
311 | Don't you hate flights with crying babies? | 1.3783 | 0.03632 | 304 | 214 | 65 | 25 |
312 | Oh, you think you’re the only one who gets to work remotely? | 1.3775 | 0.03128 | 302 | 197 | 96 | 9 |
313 | It’s just pie in the sky. | 1.3762 | 0.03547 | 303 | 211 | 70 | 22 |
314 | This is just plane dough | 1.3762 | 0.03258 | 303 | 202 | 88 | 13 |
315 | I'm making a fucking pizza | 1.3754 | 0.03917 | 301 | 222 | 45 | 34 |
316 | Just be glad you aren't sitting next to a Japanese Hibachi chef. | 1.3754 | 0.02835 | 301 | 189 | 111 | 1 |
317 | First, I like to let the dough rise . . . to 30,000 feet. | 1.3750 | 0.03504 | 288 | 197 | 74 | 17 |
318 | Someone ordered a plane cheese pizza. | 1.3746 | 0.03546 | 299 | 208 | 70 | 21 |
319 | I could have had a seat in first class, but I hate to throw my dough around like that. | 1.3741 | 0.03555 | 294 | 204 | 70 | 20 |
320 | I can stop any time I want. | 1.3741 | 0.03729 | 278 | 195 | 62 | 21 |
321 | All my life I've been a pie in the sky type of guy! | 1.3737 | 0.03529 | 297 | 206 | 71 | 20 |
322 | ...so I bet him I could throw pizza dough as high as ten thousand feet! | 1.3737 | 0.03170 | 289 | 189 | 92 | 8 |
323 | I'm part of the airline's new Pie in the Sky rewards program. | 1.3736 | 0.03627 | 265 | 181 | 69 | 15 |
324 | It's my first international order | 1.3733 | 0.03470 | 292 | 200 | 75 | 17 |
325 | I don’t love the commute but I make good dough. | 1.3728 | 0.03475 | 287 | 196 | 75 | 16 |
326 | Of course, the sauce is where it gets tricky | 1.3728 | 0.03679 | 287 | 202 | 63 | 22 |
327 | I've got it on airplane mode right now, so nothing to worry about. | 1.3724 | 0.03619 | 290 | 203 | 66 | 21 |
328 | The real trick is to get the tomato sauce past security. | 1.3715 | 0.02936 | 288 | 183 | 103 | 2 |
329 | No, no toppings. Just plane pizza. | 1.3715 | 0.03500 | 288 | 198 | 73 | 17 |
330 | It's another pie in the sky. | 1.3710 | 0.03541 | 283 | 195 | 71 | 17 |
331 | I took the liberty of replacing your life jacket with mozarella and fresh basil. | 1.3708 | 0.03055 | 267 | 170 | 95 | 2 |
332 | The pilot just texted the order. | 1.3706 | 0.03515 | 286 | 197 | 72 | 17 |
333 | The secret ingredient is turbulence. | 1.3706 | 0.03618 | 286 | 200 | 66 | 20 |
334 | I just HATE airplane food. | 1.3697 | 0.03531 | 284 | 196 | 71 | 17 |
335 | It’s part of the new airline incentives program. In first class they’re making Paella. | 1.3692 | 0.03237 | 260 | 169 | 86 | 5 |
336 | We have a strict thirty hours or less policy for our international deliveries. | 1.3692 | 0.03667 | 260 | 179 | 66 | 15 |
337 | Would you happen to have 3.4 oz. of olive oil? TSA confiscated all mine. | 1.3692 | 0.03543 | 260 | 176 | 72 | 12 |
338 | My therapist says I’m a workaholic. | 1.3692 | 0.03310 | 279 | 186 | 83 | 10 |
339 | Only problem is, if we hit rough weather, it sticks to the ceiling. | 1.3692 | 0.03572 | 279 | 193 | 69 | 17 |
340 | The recipe clearly stated that by the time I reach Phoenix she'll be rising. | 1.3673 | 0.03416 | 275 | 186 | 77 | 12 |
341 | Are you working remotely today too? | 1.3669 | 0.03650 | 278 | 195 | 64 | 19 |
342 | Wanna become a member of the mile-pie club? | 1.3659 | 0.03773 | 276 | 197 | 57 | 22 |
343 | When I fly, I knead something to relax me. | 1.3659 | 0.03808 | 276 | 198 | 55 | 23 |
344 | This operates as a floatation device as kneaded. | 1.3653 | 0.03562 | 271 | 187 | 69 | 15 |
345 | I used to make balloon animals, but too many passengers complained.” | 1.3653 | 0.03562 | 271 | 187 | 69 | 15 |
346 | Paying for extra headroom is SO worth it. | 1.3640 | 0.03915 | 272 | 198 | 49 | 25 |
347 | I can only take the writeoff if I work while flying. | 1.3633 | 0.03555 | 267 | 184 | 69 | 14 |
348 | Don’t mind me, Elon Musk sent me up here to practice for the Mars trip. | 1.3632 | 0.04256 | 212 | 151 | 45 | 16 |
349 | Can you top this? | 1.3630 | 0.03606 | 270 | 188 | 66 | 16 |
350 | Sorry, I'm a dough-nut | 1.3630 | 0.03681 | 270 | 190 | 62 | 18 |
351 | First class was too much dough. | 1.3630 | 0.03755 | 270 | 192 | 58 | 20 |
352 | Can you scratch my nose? | 1.3619 | 0.03584 | 268 | 186 | 67 | 15 |
353 | It's either this or eat the airline food. | 1.3619 | 0.03810 | 268 | 192 | 55 | 21 |
354 | OK, I've got that. What does it say next? | 1.3619 | 0.03622 | 268 | 187 | 65 | 16 |
355 | I’m an under cover Air Marshal but that’s on a knead-to-know basis. | 1.3619 | 0.03774 | 268 | 191 | 57 | 20 |
356 | So he says "How high can you flip those things?" | 1.3619 | 0.03699 | 268 | 189 | 61 | 18 |
357 | This way I don't have to put it under the seat in front of me. | 1.3612 | 0.03746 | 263 | 186 | 59 | 18 |
358 | And if the flight is delayed by 30 minutes, the pizza is free | 1.3609 | 0.03939 | 266 | 194 | 48 | 24 |
359 | And that's why we should have never expanded our delivery range. | 1.3609 | 0.03716 | 266 | 188 | 60 | 18 |
360 | Nothing like pizza when you’re this high. | 1.3609 | 0.03137 | 266 | 174 | 88 | 4 |
361 | It's not an issue till I start the sauce. | 1.3609 | 0.03137 | 266 | 174 | 88 | 4 |
362 | My brother makes burgers on the subway, but I'm a pie in the sky kinda guy. | 1.3598 | 0.03656 | 264 | 185 | 63 | 16 |
363 | This is the easy part. On the return flight I add the mushrooms and onions. | 1.3598 | 0.03959 | 264 | 193 | 47 | 24 |
364 | Actually, I'm an accountant; why do you ask? | 1.3591 | 0.03537 | 259 | 178 | 69 | 12 |
365 | When the moon hits your eye like a big pizza pie, that's pilot error. | 1.3591 | 0.03743 | 259 | 183 | 59 | 17 |
366 | It’s an emotional support crust. | 1.3588 | 0.03752 | 262 | 186 | 58 | 18 |
367 | Honestly I do this to meet new people, I work in accounts receivable. | 1.3588 | 0.03867 | 262 | 189 | 52 | 21 |
368 | I wish I had enough dough for first class. | 1.3588 | 0.03829 | 262 | 188 | 54 | 20 |
369 | I'm sorry, it's for guests in our first-class cabin. | 1.3588 | 0.04016 | 262 | 193 | 44 | 25 |
370 | So what did you learn on YOUR tour of Italy? | 1.3588 | 0.03383 | 262 | 177 | 76 | 9 |
371 | As long as it keeps coming back down, we're good. | 1.3588 | 0.03633 | 262 | 183 | 64 | 15 |
372 | You're the first one who's noticed. | 1.3588 | 0.03713 | 262 | 185 | 60 | 17 |
373 | I thought you said mile PIE club! | 1.3580 | 0.03801 | 257 | 183 | 56 | 18 |
374 | This isn't the first time I made the 'mile pie club' | 1.3577 | 0.03691 | 260 | 183 | 61 | 16 |
375 | I should be in first class with this kind of dough! | 1.3577 | 0.03770 | 260 | 185 | 57 | 18 |
376 | Want to join the "mile pie" club with me? | 1.3577 | 0.03610 | 260 | 181 | 65 | 14 |
377 | It spins the opposite way in the Southern Hemisphere. | 1.3574 | 0.03954 | 235 | 167 | 52 | 16 |
378 | Watch this...when we cross the Equator it'll spin the opposite direction! | 1.3571 | 0.03307 | 266 | 179 | 79 | 8 |
379 | We really need to get there in 30 minutes or less | 1.3569 | 0.03739 | 255 | 180 | 59 | 16 |
380 | Who'd suspect I'm the air marshal? | 1.3566 | 0.03789 | 258 | 184 | 56 | 18 |
381 | I could only find the high-altitude recipe. | 1.3566 | 0.03749 | 258 | 183 | 58 | 17 |
382 | ....And that brings me back to my original point which is 'Dress for the job you WANT' | 1.3566 | 0.03668 | 258 | 181 | 62 | 15 |
383 | Delivery is extra | 1.3566 | 0.03542 | 258 | 178 | 68 | 12 |
384 | Everything in my life is a bit up in the air at the moment. | 1.3561 | 0.03819 | 205 | 139 | 59 | 7 |
385 | Is this bothering you? | 1.3555 | 0.03382 | 256 | 173 | 75 | 8 |
386 | It's not a carry-on if I'm not carrying it. | 1.3555 | 0.03965 | 256 | 187 | 47 | 22 |
387 | It's the secret to an airy crust. | 1.3555 | 0.03643 | 256 | 179 | 63 | 14 |
388 | Two days, 3 hours, and 22 minutes more and I'll have the world record! | 1.3555 | 0.03685 | 256 | 180 | 61 | 15 |
389 | Any interest in joining the “mile pie” club? | 1.3555 | 0.04042 | 256 | 189 | 43 | 24 |
390 | It has to be there in ten minutes or it’s free. | 1.3555 | 0.03927 | 256 | 186 | 49 | 21 |
391 | I'm part of the mile pie club. | 1.3538 | 0.04440 | 195 | 141 | 39 | 15 |
392 | Nothin' to see here folks, just your normal, every day traveler. Definitely not the Air Marshal. | 1.3534 | 0.03879 | 249 | 179 | 52 | 18 |
393 | You said you want that 'for here', right? | 1.3522 | 0.03451 | 247 | 168 | 71 | 8 |
394 | This is the only thing I haven't done a mile high. | 1.3510 | 0.03514 | 245 | 168 | 68 | 9 |
395 | The stewardess said I had to put it in flight mode for the duration of the flight. | 1.3508 | 0.03757 | 248 | 176 | 57 | 15 |
396 | We're taking pizza delivery to the next level. | 1.3508 | 0.03927 | 248 | 180 | 49 | 19 |
397 | Turns out if you leave it under your clothes, TSA with knead it for you | 1.3508 | 0.03714 | 248 | 175 | 59 | 14 |
398 | This is nothing. The tricky part was getting the pizza oven past security | 1.3508 | 0.03886 | 248 | 179 | 51 | 18 |
399 | Right now, my career is up in the air. | 1.3500 | 0.03085 | 240 | 156 | 84 | 0 |
400 | Perfecting your presentation before the big meeting too, I see. | 1.3496 | 0.03776 | 246 | 175 | 56 | 15 |
401 | You see that? We just crossed the equator | 1.3487 | 0.03524 | 238 | 163 | 67 | 8 |
402 | Don't worry, I left the plane on autopilot. | 1.3487 | 0.03152 | 238 | 156 | 81 | 1 |
403 | They promised special privileges for "those on active duty in uniform!" | 1.3484 | 0.03883 | 244 | 176 | 51 | 17 |
404 | Well our toppings are slightly limited, would you like peanuts or pretzels? | 1.3484 | 0.03795 | 244 | 174 | 55 | 15 |
405 | They never let me do this when I was a pilot. | 1.3484 | 0.03926 | 244 | 177 | 49 | 18 |
406 | So, you got any world records of your own? | 1.3484 | 0.03705 | 244 | 172 | 59 | 13 |
407 | Would you prefer if I tossed my cookies? | 1.3475 | 0.04062 | 236 | 173 | 44 | 19 |
408 | Could you stop typing so loudly? There are other people on this plane. | 1.3475 | 0.03927 | 236 | 170 | 50 | 16 |
409 | Kid, flight attendants don’t notice shit as long as you’re wearing a seat belt. | 1.3473 | 0.03847 | 239 | 171 | 53 | 15 |
410 | In the unlikely event of a water landing your dough may be used as a flotation device. | 1.3473 | 0.04069 | 239 | 176 | 43 | 20 |
411 | and now for the laptoppings... | 1.3472 | 0.03964 | 216 | 153 | 51 | 12 |
412 | Just trying to embarrass the airline into serving decent meals again. | 1.3471 | 0.03990 | 242 | 177 | 46 | 19 |
413 | Some husbands bring home the bacon, I bring home the dough | 1.3471 | 0.03814 | 242 | 173 | 54 | 15 |
414 | I'm going to call it "The Mile Pie Club." | 1.3471 | 0.03534 | 242 | 167 | 66 | 9 |
415 | It's the yeast I can do. | 1.3471 | 0.04075 | 242 | 179 | 42 | 21 |
416 | To be honest, we’re re-thinking the Free Delivery concept. | 1.3462 | 0.03806 | 234 | 166 | 55 | 13 |
417 | I'm doing an "Eat Pray Love" thing, but I've only got the weekend. | 1.3460 | 0.03958 | 237 | 172 | 48 | 17 |
418 | Would you hold this while I use the bathroom. | 1.3460 | 0.03677 | 237 | 166 | 60 | 11 |
419 | ...but that's enough about me, so, you're an accountant? | 1.3460 | 0.03958 | 237 | 172 | 48 | 17 |
420 | I'm joining the mile pie club. | 1.3460 | 0.03958 | 237 | 172 | 48 | 17 |
421 | What makes you think the anchovies in the overhead are mine? | 1.3447 | 0.03979 | 235 | 171 | 47 | 17 |
422 | It rises faster. | 1.3447 | 0.03887 | 235 | 169 | 51 | 15 |
423 | I'm from New York, New York. If I can make it there, I'll make it anywhere. | 1.3447 | 0.03979 | 235 | 171 | 47 | 17 |
424 | Yeah, TSA limits our toppings: peanuts, cookies, pretzels, and non-dairy creamer. | 1.3442 | 0.03915 | 215 | 152 | 52 | 11 |
425 | What's a fidget spinner? | 1.3436 | 0.03978 | 227 | 164 | 48 | 15 |
426 | Yeah, that's me on CNN. They asked me to leave just before plaid shirt guy. | 1.3436 | 0.04262 | 227 | 170 | 36 | 21 |
427 | The pilot is a regular customer. | 1.3435 | 0.03642 | 230 | 160 | 61 | 9 |
428 | I use a high-altitude recipe | 1.3435 | 0.03590 | 230 | 159 | 63 | 8 |
429 | When's the last time you've seen it happen? '96? '97? See what I'm saying? All the pizza guys stopped tossing the dough in the air and no one can explain why. It's like the honeybees. | 1.3433 | 0.03663 | 233 | 163 | 60 | 10 |
430 | Will this be in your article? | 1.3433 | 0.03117 | 233 | 153 | 80 | 0 |
431 | It's more of a working holiday. | 1.3433 | 0.03907 | 233 | 168 | 50 | 15 |
432 | The TSA limits me to 3 ounces of sauce | 1.3433 | 0.03763 | 233 | 165 | 56 | 12 |
433 | The biggest problem is that there are not many toppings that can fit in a 3.4 ounce jar. | 1.3433 | 0.03860 | 233 | 167 | 52 | 14 |
434 | I am petrified of flying, but making a carmelized onion, goat cheese and fig pizza makes me relax. | 1.3433 | 0.03455 | 233 | 159 | 68 | 6 |
435 | If I were in first class, i'd be making a risotto! | 1.3433 | 0.03954 | 233 | 169 | 48 | 16 |
436 | Don't worry, it's in airplane mode | 1.3433 | 0.03954 | 233 | 169 | 48 | 16 |
437 | Sorry, is my doing work on the plane disturbing you? | 1.3433 | 0.03907 | 233 | 168 | 50 | 15 |
438 | I’m actually an air marshal. Don’t blow my cover. | 1.3421 | 0.03712 | 228 | 160 | 58 | 10 |
439 | Unfortunately, it’s going to be a working vacation. | 1.3421 | 0.03269 | 228 | 152 | 74 | 2 |
440 | Anyway... what do you do? | 1.3418 | 0.03311 | 237 | 160 | 73 | 4 |
441 | Back in Italy I was a neurosurgeon. | 1.3406 | 0.03486 | 229 | 157 | 66 | 6 |
442 | '' Would you mind taking over while I go to the toilet" ? | 1.3406 | 0.04275 | 229 | 173 | 34 | 22 |
443 | When it absolutely positively has to be there overnight. | 1.3406 | 0.03949 | 229 | 166 | 48 | 15 |
444 | Are you the passenger with the special diet request? | 1.3406 | 0.03900 | 229 | 165 | 50 | 14 |
445 | I’m launching a new menu line. It’s called ‘Pie in the Sky’ | 1.3406 | 0.03949 | 229 | 166 | 48 | 15 |
446 | We plan to change our free delivery policy | 1.3406 | 0.03949 | 229 | 166 | 48 | 15 |
447 | We probably should have limited the range on our freshness guaranteed delivery. | 1.3406 | 0.04139 | 229 | 170 | 40 | 19 |
448 | I've got a lot of things up in the air at the moment, you know? | 1.3406 | 0.03540 | 229 | 158 | 64 | 7 |
449 | The air pressure up here does wonders for the crust! | 1.3406 | 0.03540 | 229 | 158 | 64 | 7 |
450 | I'm thinking of flipping. | 1.3406 | 0.03851 | 229 | 164 | 52 | 13 |
451 | Could you turn down the volume? It's very distracting. | 1.3406 | 0.04045 | 229 | 168 | 44 | 17 |
452 | If I don’t get to Buffalo by 8:00 it’s free. | 1.3406 | 0.04045 | 229 | 168 | 44 | 17 |
453 | In first class, I make calzones. | 1.3406 | 0.03997 | 229 | 167 | 46 | 16 |
454 | Now watch me keep it in a holding pattern. | 1.3406 | 0.03949 | 229 | 166 | 48 | 15 |
455 | When we're up in the sky with a big pizza pie, that's amore. | 1.3405 | 0.04054 | 232 | 171 | 43 | 18 |
456 | Because we forgot to add delivered fresh "within 10 miles". | 1.3405 | 0.04054 | 232 | 171 | 43 | 18 |
457 | Would you believe you're the first to notice? | 1.3405 | 0.03458 | 232 | 159 | 67 | 6 |
458 | I knead to keep calm. | 1.3405 | 0.04054 | 232 | 171 | 43 | 18 |
459 | I am on a working vacation, and you? | 1.3405 | 0.03404 | 232 | 158 | 69 | 5 |
460 | It know it seems abusive, but we’re actually saving taxpayers by delivering to Mar-a-Lago in coach instead of Air Force One. | 1.3393 | 0.03906 | 224 | 161 | 50 | 13 |
461 | The recipe says it has to be tossed in the air. | 1.3392 | 0.03971 | 227 | 165 | 47 | 15 |
462 | Trust me, it makes the best airy dough. | 1.3392 | 0.03717 | 227 | 160 | 57 | 10 |
463 | Don't get your hopes up, the TSA confiscated my pepperoni. | 1.3392 | 0.04115 | 227 | 168 | 41 | 18 |
464 | Role-playing calms me when flying. For the next leg of my flight, I'll be a pirate. | 1.3392 | 0.03820 | 227 | 162 | 53 | 12 |
465 | It's always the landing that worries me | 1.3392 | 0.03820 | 227 | 162 | 53 | 12 |
466 | Just be glad I'm not tossing my cookies. | 1.3392 | 0.03921 | 227 | 164 | 49 | 14 |
467 | It's a working holiday | 1.3392 | 0.03971 | 227 | 165 | 47 | 15 |
468 | This wasn't how I orginally imagined pie in the sky, but it's good to reach your goals. | 1.3392 | 0.03871 | 227 | 163 | 51 | 13 |
469 | I thought they said "carry-out." | 1.3392 | 0.03971 | 227 | 165 | 47 | 15 |
470 | I'm on a working vacation... How about you? | 1.3392 | 0.03769 | 227 | 161 | 55 | 11 |
471 | Food Network has run out of ideas. | 1.3392 | 0.03717 | 227 | 160 | 57 | 10 |
472 | I'd fly first class, but I don't have that kind of dough. | 1.3392 | 0.04255 | 227 | 171 | 35 | 21 |
473 | There's no secret, really. Just good ingredients and turbulence. | 1.3392 | 0.03820 | 227 | 162 | 53 | 12 |
474 | Is this to eat in or take out? | 1.3392 | 0.04068 | 227 | 167 | 43 | 17 |
475 | This is easy when the plane is descending. | 1.3378 | 0.03307 | 222 | 149 | 71 | 2 |
476 | It’s kinda like being a pilot. All that really matters is how it lands. | 1.3378 | 0.03573 | 225 | 156 | 62 | 7 |
477 | It’s important not to overwork the dough, so I’m taking it on vacation. | 1.3378 | 0.03992 | 225 | 164 | 46 | 15 |
478 | The pilot ordered a plane pizza. | 1.3378 | 0.03840 | 225 | 161 | 52 | 12 |
479 | Watch me. Look. 11 claps is the record. Keep watching. | 1.3378 | 0.03892 | 225 | 162 | 50 | 13 |
480 | We deliver in the Cloud. | 1.3363 | 0.03912 | 223 | 161 | 49 | 13 |
481 | This isn't for a pizza. It's my Therapy Dough. | 1.3362 | 0.03892 | 229 | 166 | 49 | 14 |
482 | This is a working vacation for me, too. | 1.3362 | 0.03760 | 232 | 166 | 54 | 12 |
483 | New York and Chicago are fine, but have you tried fly-over state style? | 1.3350 | 0.04499 | 200 | 151 | 31 | 18 |
484 | Keeps my mind off the terrorists. | 1.3349 | 0.04061 | 215 | 157 | 44 | 14 |
485 | I think I may have put my computer in the pizza oven. | 1.3348 | 0.04037 | 221 | 162 | 44 | 15 |
486 | If my tossing bothers you let me know. | 1.3348 | 0.03933 | 221 | 160 | 48 | 13 |
487 | I call it New York to Chicago style pizza. | 1.3348 | 0.04236 | 221 | 166 | 36 | 19 |
488 | No no, they took all my sauce. It's just plane dough. | 1.3348 | 0.04187 | 221 | 165 | 38 | 18 |
489 | Remember when people used to dress up to fly? | 1.3348 | 0.04037 | 221 | 162 | 44 | 15 |
490 | It's an old family recipe. My nonna made the best neck pillows. | 1.3348 | 0.04137 | 221 | 164 | 40 | 17 |
491 | Please type into google: how...many...times...to...spin...pizza...dough...on...Air...Italia | 1.3348 | 0.03985 | 221 | 161 | 46 | 14 |
492 | It can't be an authentic Italian pizza if it's never been to Italy. | 1.3348 | 0.03933 | 221 | 160 | 48 | 13 |
493 | They say nothing cures travel anxiety like comfort food. | 1.3333 | 0.04045 | 216 | 158 | 44 | 14 |
494 | Unfortunately, my oven got bumped to the next flight. | 1.3333 | 0.03955 | 219 | 159 | 47 | 13 |
495 | My co-pilot thinks I'm taking a bathroom break | 1.3333 | 0.04310 | 219 | 166 | 33 | 20 |
496 | Business really picked up when they stopped serving food on the flight | 1.3333 | 0.03737 | 219 | 155 | 55 | 9 |
497 | In first class they'll let you eat it. | 1.3333 | 0.04045 | 216 | 158 | 44 | 14 |
498 | I toss and turn a lot when I’m anxious. | 1.3333 | 0.04150 | 216 | 160 | 40 | 16 |
499 | Miss, I 'm pretty sure all electronic devices are supposed to be turned off! | 1.3333 | 0.03992 | 216 | 157 | 46 | 13 |
500 | Some think pizza dough should be made from CAULIFLOWER. So you tell me if we live in terrifying times. | 1.3333 | 0.04253 | 216 | 162 | 36 | 18 |
501 | I use Jet Blue cheese. | 1.3333 | 0.03862 | 213 | 152 | 51 | 10 |
502 | Me? ...Working remote as-well. | 1.3333 | 0.04045 | 216 | 158 | 44 | 14 |
503 | On flights to O'Hare I make it Chicago style. | 1.3333 | 0.04007 | 219 | 160 | 45 | 14 |
504 | My specialty is "pie in the sky". | 1.3333 | 0.04059 | 219 | 161 | 43 | 15 |
505 | Don't worry. I packed the tomato sauce in separate 3 ounce baggies. | 1.3333 | 0.04007 | 219 | 160 | 45 | 14 |
506 | Wow, you are the first person ever to have actually noticed! | 1.3333 | 0.03882 | 216 | 155 | 50 | 11 |
507 | I told him I couldn't drop everything and come to Paris but he insisted. | 1.3333 | 0.03804 | 213 | 151 | 53 | 9 |
508 | Secretary Zinke is in first class and likes his pizza dough freshly tossed. | 1.3333 | 0.04303 | 216 | 163 | 34 | 19 |
509 | I just finished crepes up in first class. | 1.3318 | 0.03868 | 217 | 156 | 50 | 11 |
510 | Brand new. Until recently, I tossed salad for Amtrac. | 1.3318 | 0.04068 | 214 | 157 | 43 | 14 |
511 | What? I'm a workaholic too | 1.3318 | 0.04175 | 214 | 159 | 39 | 16 |
512 | Moved to New York. Made pizza there. Now I can make it anywhere. | 1.3318 | 0.04227 | 214 | 160 | 37 | 17 |
513 | Problem is I can only bring 3 ounces of sauce in my carry on. | 1.3318 | 0.04175 | 214 | 159 | 39 | 16 |
514 | So I said, that's nothing. I can keep mine in the air for four hours. | 1.3318 | 0.04014 | 214 | 156 | 45 | 13 |
515 | This is actually cheaper than the rent in New York. | 1.3318 | 0.03704 | 211 | 148 | 56 | 7 |
516 | I only have 3oz of sauce though. | 1.3318 | 0.03451 | 211 | 144 | 64 | 3 |
517 | The customer requested a plane pizza. | 1.3318 | 0.03704 | 211 | 148 | 56 | 7 |
518 | Like in politics, the key is how you SPIN it. | 1.3302 | 0.04037 | 212 | 155 | 44 | 13 |
519 | Why yes, we deliver. | 1.3302 | 0.03628 | 212 | 148 | 58 | 6 |
520 | Now it's official. Doughboys fly free. | 1.3302 | 0.04199 | 212 | 158 | 38 | 16 |
521 | My personal best is 35,650 feet. | 1.3302 | 0.03809 | 212 | 151 | 52 | 9 |
522 | And I told them they wouldn’t make it past TSA, but when have the butcher and candlestick maker ever listened to me? | 1.3302 | 0.03867 | 212 | 152 | 50 | 10 |
523 | Welcome to the Mile Pie Club! | 1.3302 | 0.03924 | 212 | 153 | 48 | 11 |
524 | You need the correct altitude for the perfect crust. | 1.3302 | 0.04199 | 212 | 158 | 38 | 16 |
525 | I just wanted to make some fritters for an in-flight snack, but now I'm on the No Fry List. | 1.3302 | 0.03373 | 212 | 144 | 66 | 2 |
526 | Pssst... guess who just got into the mile pie club. | 1.3302 | 0.03867 | 212 | 152 | 50 | 10 |
527 | This is just a promo: Our "Pie in the Sky" service doesn't actually launch until the Fall | 1.3286 | 0.04115 | 210 | 155 | 41 | 14 |
528 | I heard there is no food service on this flight. | 1.3285 | 0.04042 | 207 | 151 | 44 | 12 |
529 | Business is great on these no-frills flights. | 1.3285 | 0.04268 | 207 | 155 | 36 | 16 |
530 | Unfortunately, they confiscated the sauce. | 1.3285 | 0.03924 | 207 | 149 | 48 | 10 |
531 | I really hope we get there in thirty minutes or less. | 1.3285 | 0.03343 | 207 | 140 | 66 | 1 |
532 | You can “work from anywhere” but I can’t? | 1.3285 | 0.03740 | 207 | 146 | 54 | 7 |
533 | I find electronics distracting. | 1.3285 | 0.03983 | 207 | 150 | 46 | 11 |
534 | I work for Amazon Prime. | 1.3271 | 0.03348 | 214 | 146 | 66 | 2 |
535 | I was only following directions. The recipe said, "toss dough up in the air." | 1.3270 | 0.03987 | 211 | 154 | 45 | 12 |
536 | Everything’s really up in the air right now, but at least I’m making good dough. | 1.3270 | 0.04153 | 211 | 157 | 39 | 15 |
537 | It’s okay, I followed the high altitude recipe. | 1.3270 | 0.03930 | 211 | 153 | 47 | 11 |
538 | They really promised me I wouldn't have to bring work home when I took this job. | 1.3270 | 0.04099 | 211 | 156 | 41 | 14 |
539 | Flip you for the aisle seat? | 1.3270 | 0.03505 | 211 | 146 | 61 | 4 |
540 | I had to bring my own. Hand tossed and Gluten free is in first class only | 1.3269 | 0.03663 | 208 | 146 | 56 | 6 |
541 | Remember when an airplane was the one place you could escape work? | 1.3269 | 0.04025 | 208 | 152 | 44 | 12 |
542 | The TSA took the pepperoni. | 1.3269 | 0.04195 | 208 | 155 | 38 | 15 |
543 | They won't reimburse me unless I work during the trip. | 1.3269 | 0.03534 | 208 | 144 | 60 | 4 |
544 | My secret recipe: I let turbulence do all the work. | 1.3269 | 0.04025 | 208 | 152 | 44 | 12 |
545 | Nope, C-4. | 1.3269 | 0.04083 | 208 | 153 | 42 | 13 |
546 | No, the sushi chefs are up in First Class. | 1.3269 | 0.03331 | 208 | 141 | 66 | 1 |
547 | Shhh...I'm really an Air Marshall. | 1.3268 | 0.03427 | 205 | 140 | 63 | 2 |
548 | Actually it's much easier than performing a circumcision in a moving car | 1.3268 | 0.04123 | 205 | 151 | 41 | 13 |
549 | In the unlikely event of a water landing, it serves as a floatation device. | 1.3268 | 0.03496 | 205 | 141 | 61 | 3 |
550 | And the next person who says "pie in the sky" gets it in their lap. | 1.3252 | 0.03930 | 206 | 149 | 47 | 10 |
551 | I think we need to do something about our work-life balance. | 1.3252 | 0.03807 | 206 | 147 | 51 | 8 |
552 | It’s a hard job, but I make good dough. | 1.3252 | 0.04048 | 206 | 151 | 43 | 12 |
553 | I've been thinking. Is it possible my great-grandfathers recipe said, "Toss PLAIN dough" ? | 1.3252 | 0.04164 | 206 | 153 | 39 | 14 |
554 | The key is elevation. | 1.3252 | 0.04106 | 206 | 152 | 41 | 13 |
555 | I always travel with a bit of extra dough | 1.3252 | 0.04106 | 206 | 152 | 41 | 13 |
556 | This is my emotional support dough. | 1.3252 | 0.04544 | 206 | 160 | 25 | 21 |
557 | I usually try to get a little work done while I'm traveling. | 1.3252 | 0.04048 | 206 | 151 | 43 | 12 |
558 | Airplanes always make me want to throw up. | 1.3252 | 0.03550 | 206 | 143 | 59 | 4 |
559 | I had to gate-check my toppings. | 1.3252 | 0.04164 | 206 | 153 | 39 | 14 |
560 | The trick is to keep it up in the air as long as possible. | 1.3252 | 0.03930 | 206 | 149 | 47 | 10 |
561 | You’re online pre-order is almost ready. | 1.3252 | 0.04048 | 206 | 151 | 43 | 12 |
562 | It takes a lot of dough to fly these days. | 1.3251 | 0.04148 | 203 | 150 | 40 | 13 |
563 | I'm allergic to pets. It's an emotional support pizza. | 1.3251 | 0.03580 | 203 | 141 | 58 | 4 |
564 | It's a delivery order for a couple in Iowa. | 1.3251 | 0.03905 | 203 | 146 | 48 | 9 |
565 | Wait until I add the sauce... | 1.3250 | 0.03943 | 200 | 144 | 47 | 9 |
566 | Everybody else pretends to be working. | 1.3250 | 0.04190 | 200 | 148 | 39 | 13 |
567 | People used to say my dream of being a pizza chef was just pie in the sky | 1.3250 | 0.04068 | 200 | 146 | 43 | 11 |
568 | My rolling pin didn’t make it through security. | 1.3250 | 0.03610 | 200 | 139 | 57 | 4 |
569 | I don't mind really,but it was nice when the airlines served food. | 1.3250 | 0.03747 | 200 | 141 | 53 | 6 |
570 | Well, not enough dough for first class. | 1.3250 | 0.03813 | 200 | 142 | 51 | 7 |
571 | Who ordered the pie in the sky? | 1.3250 | 0.03679 | 200 | 140 | 55 | 5 |
572 | What can I say? I’m a pie in the sky kind of guy. | 1.3250 | 0.03879 | 200 | 143 | 49 | 8 |
573 | I know I should be flying the plane right now, but this is way more fun. | 1.3243 | 0.04354 | 185 | 137 | 36 | 12 |
574 | The social climbing butcher and candlestick maker are up in first class. | 1.3237 | 0.03792 | 207 | 148 | 51 | 8 |
575 | As long as I hold the anchovies, no one complains. | 1.3235 | 0.04012 | 204 | 149 | 44 | 11 |
576 | Beats tossing your cookies! | 1.3235 | 0.03951 | 204 | 148 | 46 | 10 |
577 | Isn't it great we can get some work done during the flight? | 1.3235 | 0.04012 | 204 | 149 | 44 | 11 |
578 | That's right...we deliver within a 6,000 mile radius | 1.3235 | 0.04012 | 204 | 149 | 44 | 11 |
579 | This IS my laptop. | 1.3235 | 0.04071 | 204 | 150 | 42 | 12 |
580 | So, our CEO decides to add 'Straight from Italy!' to our boxes and I guess the regulators were paying attention. | 1.3235 | 0.03951 | 204 | 148 | 46 | 10 |
581 | Can you turn the volume down on your computer please, it's very distracting. | 1.3235 | 0.04467 | 204 | 157 | 28 | 19 |
582 | It comes with toppings in business class. | 1.3235 | 0.04012 | 204 | 149 | 44 | 11 |
583 | Sorry to bother you, do you have the thyme? | 1.3232 | 0.04029 | 198 | 144 | 44 | 10 |
584 | A few weeks ago, I tried grilling on the subway. | 1.3232 | 0.04215 | 198 | 147 | 38 | 13 |
585 | It's the only way to make it light and airy | 1.3232 | 0.03766 | 198 | 140 | 52 | 6 |
586 | Sorry, but I can only offer you 3.4 ounces of sauce. | 1.3221 | 0.03522 | 208 | 145 | 59 | 4 |
587 | It started New York style, but by the time I’m done, It’ll be Chicago style. | 1.3218 | 0.04272 | 202 | 152 | 35 | 15 |
588 | I'm leavening on a jet plane. Don't know when I'll be back again. | 1.3218 | 0.04272 | 202 | 152 | 35 | 15 |
589 | In first class you get Bobby Flay. | 1.3218 | 0.04034 | 202 | 148 | 43 | 11 |
590 | I know this might sound strange, but do you have any anchovies? | 1.3218 | 0.03782 | 202 | 144 | 51 | 7 |
591 | I won't disturb you. I've also got work to catch up on. | 1.3218 | 0.04155 | 202 | 150 | 39 | 13 |
592 | We're trying out a new coast-to-coast "5 hours or its free" delivery promotion. | 1.3218 | 0.04214 | 202 | 151 | 37 | 14 |
593 | If you think this is really cool you should see the duck confit that I do on trans oceanic flights! | 1.3218 | 0.04095 | 202 | 149 | 41 | 12 |
594 | Honestly Jessica, just unplug already. | 1.3218 | 0.04329 | 202 | 153 | 33 | 16 |
595 | ...I’d cooked in France, I’d cooked in Italy, I thought I’d seen all there is to see. And then it occurred to me, why not try my hand at airplane food? | 1.3218 | 0.04272 | 202 | 152 | 35 | 15 |
596 | I’m a frequent flour member. | 1.3218 | 0.04214 | 202 | 151 | 37 | 14 |
597 | You have to upgrade if you want toppings. | 1.3216 | 0.03860 | 171 | 119 | 49 | 3 |
598 | Hmmm, this is a lot harder to do in coach. | 1.3216 | 0.04136 | 199 | 147 | 40 | 12 |
599 | We deliver - Fresh | 1.3216 | 0.04136 | 199 | 147 | 40 | 12 |
600 | I call it, Pie in the Sky. | 1.3216 | 0.04489 | 199 | 153 | 28 | 18 |
601 | Watch me hit '"send." | 1.3216 | 0.04197 | 199 | 148 | 38 | 13 |
602 | The airline helped with the pricing: $25 for the first topping, $35 for each additional topping which cannot exceed 4 ounces. There are added fees for sauce and for cheese. And, of course, the optional service fees for baking and for slicing! | 1.3216 | 0.03948 | 199 | 144 | 46 | 9 |
603 | It's a nervous habit for a lot of bakers. | 1.3216 | 0.04075 | 199 | 146 | 42 | 11 |
604 | Is that for here or to go? | 1.3216 | 0.04136 | 199 | 147 | 40 | 12 |
605 | We have taken pizza making to new heights. | 1.3216 | 0.04136 | 199 | 147 | 40 | 12 |
606 | It's the standard recipe, but you have to adjust for altitude. | 1.3216 | 0.04136 | 199 | 147 | 40 | 12 |
607 | Technically, this is the highest I've ever tossed one. | 1.3216 | 0.04375 | 199 | 151 | 32 | 16 |
608 | Turbulence does all the work. | 1.3216 | 0.04197 | 199 | 148 | 38 | 13 |
609 | I like to prepare my own meal for the flight. | 1.3216 | 0.03612 | 199 | 139 | 56 | 4 |
610 | The key is to use less than 100ml of liquid. | 1.3216 | 0.03682 | 199 | 140 | 54 | 5 |
611 | I like to have some extra dough to throw around when I travel. | 1.3216 | 0.04075 | 199 | 146 | 42 | 11 |
612 | They now let me fly with my therapy dough. | 1.3216 | 0.04197 | 199 | 148 | 38 | 13 |
613 | Before this I was a knife juggler so I couldn't travel much. | 1.3202 | 0.03702 | 203 | 144 | 53 | 6 |
614 | The head chef said that my dough needs more air. | 1.3200 | 0.04179 | 200 | 149 | 38 | 13 |
615 | The salad bar is in row 16 | 1.3200 | 0.04119 | 200 | 148 | 40 | 12 |
616 | People think it’s the city water, but actually any overcrowded, vaguely hostile environment will give it the same taste | 1.3198 | 0.04284 | 197 | 148 | 35 | 14 |
617 | This is business class, right? | 1.3198 | 0.03970 | 197 | 143 | 45 | 9 |
618 | It's called pizza. | 1.3198 | 0.03629 | 197 | 138 | 55 | 4 |
619 | Be careful when opening the overhead bin, my tomato sauce and cheese may have shifted during flight. | 1.3198 | 0.03904 | 197 | 142 | 47 | 8 |
620 | I saved a little dough by flying coach. | 1.3198 | 0.04161 | 197 | 146 | 39 | 12 |
621 | I’m hoping this gets me into the pie in the sky club! | 1.3198 | 0.04519 | 197 | 152 | 27 | 18 |
622 | TSA was against it at first, but I told them I really knead the dough. | 1.3196 | 0.04009 | 194 | 141 | 44 | 9 |
623 | THE DELIVERY POLICY HAS GOTTEN OUT OF HAND. | 1.3196 | 0.03942 | 194 | 140 | 46 | 8 |
624 | You wouldn’t believe the demands of owning a farm-to-table restaurant. | 1.3196 | 0.04330 | 194 | 146 | 34 | 14 |
625 | We're testing a new pop-up restaurant idea. | 1.3195 | 0.04228 | 169 | 122 | 40 | 7 |
626 | I snuck the anchovies on as comfort animals. | 1.3182 | 0.03888 | 198 | 143 | 47 | 8 |
627 | ‘Not much. What’s up with you?” | 1.3182 | 0.04325 | 198 | 150 | 33 | 15 |
628 | I am headed to Chicago for a job interview. You? | 1.3182 | 0.04017 | 198 | 145 | 43 | 10 |
629 | Last week's challenge was Crepes Suzette on horseback. | 1.3182 | 0.04384 | 198 | 151 | 31 | 16 |
630 | I've never been able to leave my work in the office. | 1.3182 | 0.04017 | 198 | 145 | 43 | 10 |
631 | It takes too much dough to fly first class | 1.3182 | 0.04017 | 198 | 145 | 43 | 10 |
632 | Do you want to join the Mile-Pie club? | 1.3182 | 0.04265 | 198 | 149 | 35 | 14 |
633 | The hardest thing is adjusting for the altitude. | 1.3182 | 0.04205 | 198 | 148 | 37 | 13 |
634 | Farm's in California, table's in Cleveland. | 1.3179 | 0.04186 | 195 | 145 | 38 | 12 |
635 | I couldn’t get the tomato sauce through security. | 1.3179 | 0.04122 | 195 | 144 | 40 | 11 |
636 | They don't like it when I dress up as a pilot or policeman, so I'm trying this | 1.3179 | 0.03925 | 195 | 141 | 46 | 8 |
637 | Once you start tossing pizza, it becomes an obsession. | 1.3179 | 0.03718 | 195 | 138 | 52 | 5 |
638 | I'm trying to quit smoking. | 1.3179 | 0.04186 | 195 | 145 | 38 | 12 |
639 | Turbulence? Nah, not a problem. Getting the seat belt fastened - now that's a challenge! | 1.3166 | 0.03456 | 199 | 138 | 59 | 2 |
640 | It's a gift and a curse. | 1.3163 | 0.03772 | 196 | 140 | 50 | 6 |
641 | I just practicing my flipping in case Mueller calls me". | 1.3161 | 0.03663 | 193 | 136 | 53 | 4 |
642 | I guess I completely misunderstood what Business Class meant. | 1.3161 | 0.04147 | 193 | 143 | 39 | 11 |
643 | Focussing on work helps my fear of flying. | 1.3161 | 0.03947 | 193 | 140 | 45 | 8 |
644 | I went into baking because I have a terrible fear of frying. | 1.3161 | 0.04338 | 193 | 146 | 33 | 14 |
645 | This is my therapy dough. | 1.3161 | 0.04147 | 193 | 143 | 39 | 11 |
646 | TSA confiscated the sauce so I'm trying Bloody Mary mix. | 1.3161 | 0.04211 | 193 | 144 | 37 | 12 |
647 | To hear my wife tell it, you’d think I’m just some pie-in-the-sky guy, with no plan whatsoever. | 1.3161 | 0.04211 | 193 | 144 | 37 | 12 |
648 | I forgot my fidget spinner. | 1.3158 | 0.04055 | 190 | 139 | 42 | 9 |
649 | I know you think this is just another of my pie-in-the-sky ideas... | 1.3158 | 0.04123 | 190 | 140 | 40 | 10 |
650 | I'm fulfilling 11D's Amazon Prime on board pizza order. | 1.3155 | 0.04302 | 187 | 140 | 35 | 12 |
651 | The bastards made me gate-check my oven. | 1.3155 | 0.03881 | 187 | 134 | 47 | 6 |
652 | Sure, the pizza is expensive, but the crust is so light. | 1.3155 | 0.04167 | 187 | 138 | 39 | 10 |
653 | The customs officials asked me how much dough I had. I said just enough for a pizza. | 1.3152 | 0.04211 | 184 | 136 | 38 | 10 |
654 | The high-altitude recipe, of course. Plus, you're only allowed 3.4 ounces of olive oil. | 1.3141 | 0.04237 | 191 | 143 | 36 | 12 |
655 | I just don't have the dough to afford first class | 1.3141 | 0.03827 | 191 | 137 | 48 | 6 |
656 | If you can bake it there, you'll bake it anywhere. | 1.3141 | 0.03754 | 191 | 136 | 50 | 5 |
657 | I wanted to fly first class, but I didn’t have enough dough. | 1.3141 | 0.04302 | 191 | 144 | 34 | 13 |
658 | One plane pizza coming up. Next! | 1.3141 | 0.03898 | 191 | 138 | 46 | 7 |
659 | This way, I avoid the carry-on charge. | 1.3141 | 0.04172 | 191 | 142 | 38 | 11 |
660 | We deliver world wide. | 1.3141 | 0.04172 | 191 | 142 | 38 | 11 |
661 | The only downside is that it counts as my carry-on. | 1.3141 | 0.04237 | 191 | 143 | 36 | 12 |
662 | The boss wants it in his hands by the time we land. | 1.3141 | 0.04172 | 191 | 142 | 38 | 11 |
663 | It's my therapy dough. | 1.3141 | 0.04302 | 191 | 144 | 34 | 13 |
664 | If this hits your eye, please don't think that's Amore | 1.3141 | 0.04611 | 191 | 149 | 24 | 18 |
665 | It'll make more sense to you when I pull the sauce, pepperoni, and microwave from the overhead. | 1.3136 | 0.04295 | 169 | 124 | 37 | 8 |
666 | They say,'Dress for the job you want, not the job you have.'Well, I'm tired of being an accountant, ok? | 1.3135 | 0.04261 | 185 | 138 | 36 | 11 |
667 | I was an Hibachi chef but I could never get through security. | 1.3135 | 0.04121 | 185 | 136 | 40 | 9 |
668 | Of course I COULD find something else to do... and don't call me Shirley! | 1.3135 | 0.03588 | 185 | 129 | 54 | 2 |
669 | And what do you do for a living? | 1.3135 | 0.03976 | 185 | 134 | 44 | 7 |
670 | It feels like a lot of dough for a middle seat. | 1.3132 | 0.04308 | 182 | 136 | 35 | 11 |
671 | The key is to find your passion in life, then make boring conversation about it. | 1.3122 | 0.03991 | 189 | 138 | 43 | 8 |
672 | Excuse me, do you have a moment to talk about our lord and savior, Jesus Crust? | 1.3122 | 0.04457 | 189 | 145 | 29 | 15 |
673 | One plane pizza comin' up. | 1.3122 | 0.03991 | 189 | 138 | 43 | 8 |
674 | I was hoping I'd get a shot at appearing in a New Yorker cartoon, so far, so good.... | 1.3122 | 0.04197 | 189 | 141 | 37 | 11 |
675 | I love the freedom I have since I began working remote | 1.3122 | 0.04329 | 189 | 143 | 33 | 13 |
676 | Well it's not like I'm grilling on the subway. | 1.3122 | 0.04263 | 189 | 142 | 35 | 12 |
677 | I've heard Excel can also do pie charts. | 1.3122 | 0.03991 | 189 | 138 | 43 | 8 |
678 | It's funnier when people are looking. | 1.3122 | 0.04393 | 189 | 144 | 31 | 14 |
679 | Some people have therapy dogs. I have therapy dough. | 1.3118 | 0.04242 | 186 | 139 | 36 | 11 |
680 | Totally! There's no such thing as downtime any more. | 1.3118 | 0.04103 | 186 | 137 | 40 | 9 |
681 | Didn't have enough dough, so I had to fly economy | 1.3118 | 0.04572 | 186 | 144 | 26 | 16 |
682 | ‘I never travel without any dough. | 1.3118 | 0.04031 | 186 | 136 | 42 | 8 |
683 | I didn't have enough dough for first class | 1.3118 | 0.04377 | 186 | 141 | 32 | 13 |
684 | When I'm done, can you please deliver this to 21B? | 1.3118 | 0.04103 | 186 | 137 | 40 | 9 |
685 | Pizza has no airplane mode | 1.3118 | 0.04242 | 186 | 139 | 36 | 11 |
686 | I also love being able to have my work in the cloud. | 1.3118 | 0.04443 | 186 | 142 | 30 | 14 |
687 | So then she tells our therapist I take my work home with me... | 1.3118 | 0.04443 | 186 | 142 | 30 | 14 |
688 | Women seem to like me just because I make a lot of dough. | 1.3118 | 0.04242 | 186 | 139 | 36 | 11 |
689 | It's a peculiar form of OCD. But it gets me upgrades to first class, so I can't complain. | 1.3118 | 0.04173 | 186 | 138 | 38 | 10 |
690 | I just felt the whole food truck scene was a bit passe. | 1.3118 | 0.03732 | 186 | 132 | 50 | 4 |
691 | No, I haven't used anchovies since that United incident last summer. | 1.3118 | 0.03732 | 186 | 132 | 50 | 4 |
692 | It's amazing what you can fit in a 4oz bottle of shampoo | 1.3118 | 0.04103 | 186 | 137 | 40 | 9 |
693 | A plane pizza, coming up. | 1.3118 | 0.04310 | 186 | 140 | 34 | 12 |
694 | Not a problem. The overhead bin is at 900 degrees. | 1.3118 | 0.04443 | 186 | 142 | 30 | 14 |
695 | I bet a friend I could do this until Trump got impeached... | 1.3118 | 0.04242 | 186 | 139 | 36 | 11 |
696 | It’s in airplane mode | 1.3118 | 0.03958 | 186 | 135 | 44 | 7 |
697 | Excuse me, I have to use the wash room, you mind holding this for me? | 1.3118 | 0.04508 | 186 | 143 | 28 | 15 |
698 | I always get a lot of work done on the plane. | 1.3118 | 0.04242 | 186 | 139 | 36 | 11 |
699 | It's about now that I usually get attacked by emotional support animals. | 1.3118 | 0.04508 | 186 | 143 | 28 | 15 |
700 | Gives "Pie in the Sky" a new meaning, doesn't it? | 1.3115 | 0.04073 | 183 | 134 | 41 | 8 |
701 | Many people don’t know that the key is Aerodoughnamics. | 1.3115 | 0.03766 | 183 | 130 | 49 | 4 |
702 | Looks like a pizza crust, smells like a pizza crust, but it's really a personal flotation device. | 1.3115 | 0.04073 | 183 | 134 | 41 | 8 |
703 | It's okay. It's an emotional support pizza. | 1.3115 | 0.04358 | 183 | 138 | 33 | 12 |
704 | Working vacation. | 1.3115 | 0.04073 | 183 | 134 | 41 | 8 |
705 | I bet my buddy I could get my dough to rise higher than his. | 1.3115 | 0.03998 | 183 | 133 | 43 | 7 |
706 | Doughn't mind me | 1.3115 | 0.04358 | 183 | 138 | 33 | 12 |
707 | If this dough hits your eye before it's a big pizza pie, it's no more, eh? | 1.3115 | 0.04426 | 183 | 139 | 31 | 13 |
708 | "You ask why, I ask why not?" | 1.3115 | 0.04073 | 183 | 134 | 41 | 8 |
709 | What, you thought dough rises by itself? | 1.3115 | 0.03433 | 183 | 126 | 57 | 0 |
710 | I've found this is the only way to get authentic New York pizza in L.A. | 1.3115 | 0.03766 | 183 | 130 | 49 | 4 |
711 | They deported me in the middle of my calzone. | 1.3115 | 0.04146 | 183 | 135 | 39 | 9 |
712 | If it flies all the way up to the ceiling and stays there, we have less than a minute to live | 1.3115 | 0.03519 | 183 | 127 | 55 | 1 |
713 | Aisle seat? Window seat? It's all a toss-up to me. | 1.3115 | 0.04146 | 183 | 135 | 39 | 9 |
714 | After the break, we'll start the tiramisu. It's Italian week, here on "The Commuting Cook." | 1.3115 | 0.03845 | 183 | 131 | 47 | 5 |
715 | So that's when she told me she thought we needed a divorce. | 1.3115 | 0.04493 | 183 | 140 | 29 | 14 |
716 | I have this pie-in-the-sky idea. | 1.3115 | 0.03923 | 183 | 132 | 45 | 6 |
717 | You think that's impressive, you should see me toss salad . | 1.3114 | 0.04487 | 167 | 125 | 32 | 10 |
718 | I't the only authentic New York-to-Chicago style pizza. | 1.3114 | 0.04323 | 167 | 123 | 36 | 8 |
719 | Did you choose an aisle seat to lessen your chances of getting stuck next the worst imaginable neighbor for the whole flight?” | 1.3105 | 0.03902 | 190 | 138 | 45 | 7 |
720 | I hate having to work on the plane. | 1.3105 | 0.04244 | 190 | 143 | 35 | 12 |
721 | Crazy rich Asians ordered a Chicago style pizza ... | 1.3105 | 0.04178 | 190 | 142 | 37 | 11 |
722 | Well, we Chefs have our own version of "The Mile High Club..." | 1.3105 | 0.03902 | 190 | 138 | 45 | 7 |
723 | I'm sorry, I didn't think anyone would notice. | 1.3098 | 0.04198 | 184 | 137 | 37 | 10 |
724 | I'm trying to start an in-flight pizza delivery service, but it's probably pie in the sky. | 1.3098 | 0.04127 | 184 | 136 | 39 | 9 |
725 | Is this for carry-on or carry-out? | 1.3098 | 0.04538 | 184 | 142 | 27 | 15 |
726 | I’m a chef, actually. How about you? | 1.3098 | 0.04472 | 184 | 141 | 29 | 14 |
727 | My therapist says I’m “an attention-seeker.” | 1.3098 | 0.04127 | 184 | 136 | 39 | 9 |
728 | Yes, they are paying a sizeable delivery charge....next time they'll have to pay first class though | 1.3098 | 0.03980 | 184 | 134 | 43 | 7 |
729 | You find it odd I'm flipping pizza dough on a plane? How about this: both people to my left have no mouths!!! | 1.3098 | 0.04472 | 184 | 141 | 29 | 14 |
730 | I bet that I could toss a pizza 30,000 feet in the air. | 1.3098 | 0.04127 | 184 | 136 | 39 | 9 |
731 | Wanna join the mile-pie club? | 1.3098 | 0.04405 | 184 | 140 | 31 | 13 |
732 | The more you play with it the bigger it gets. | 1.3098 | 0.04667 | 184 | 144 | 23 | 17 |
733 | I'm his emotional support chef. | 1.3098 | 0.04268 | 184 | 138 | 35 | 11 |
734 | I've always wanted to do it on a plane. | 1.3098 | 0.04127 | 184 | 136 | 39 | 9 |
735 | I call it mile high pizza pie | 1.3098 | 0.03828 | 184 | 132 | 47 | 5 |
736 | I used to just chew gum | 1.3094 | 0.03944 | 181 | 131 | 44 | 6 |
737 | They told me I needed a better disguise as Air Marshall. | 1.3094 | 0.04097 | 181 | 133 | 40 | 8 |
738 | The yeast is alive, so it's considered an emotional support dough. | 1.3081 | 0.04248 | 185 | 139 | 35 | 11 |
739 | We're a new pop-up pizzeria called Pie in the Sky. | 1.3077 | 0.04365 | 182 | 138 | 32 | 12 |
740 | I get the center section seat so I have more head room. | 1.3077 | 0.04365 | 182 | 138 | 32 | 12 |
741 | I always get so much work done on the plane. | 1.3077 | 0.04700 | 182 | 143 | 22 | 17 |
742 | Don't look now but I think Putin is sitting behind us. | 1.3077 | 0.04434 | 182 | 139 | 30 | 13 |
743 | Just finishing up some work before we land. You? | 1.3077 | 0.04224 | 182 | 136 | 36 | 10 |
744 | Our motto is fresh pizza delivered coast to coast. | 1.3077 | 0.03926 | 182 | 132 | 44 | 6 |
745 | This is kind of random, but do you happen to know what temperature jet fuel burns at? | 1.3077 | 0.03926 | 182 | 132 | 44 | 6 |
746 | What? Other people do work on the plane! | 1.3077 | 0.04151 | 182 | 135 | 38 | 9 |
747 | I get one free checked bag if I make lunch for the people in business class. | 1.3077 | 0.04077 | 182 | 134 | 40 | 8 |
748 | They kept asking me to put pineapple on the pie so I'm going back to New York. | 1.3077 | 0.04151 | 182 | 135 | 38 | 9 |
749 | The hardest part was getting the 26 3-ounce bottles of tomato sauce through the TSA. | 1.3077 | 0.04151 | 182 | 135 | 38 | 9 |
750 | And it can also be used as a flotation device. | 1.3077 | 0.04295 | 182 | 137 | 34 | 11 |
751 | And then the headhunter asked me if I wanted a job where I could make some real dough. | 1.3077 | 0.04502 | 182 | 140 | 28 | 14 |
752 | It can also be used as a flotation device. | 1.3077 | 0.04224 | 182 | 136 | 36 | 10 |
753 | The captain thinks it's cheaper than ordering out when we get stuck on the tarmac. | 1.3077 | 0.03518 | 182 | 127 | 54 | 1 |
754 | I’m undercover.” | 1.3077 | 0.04365 | 182 | 138 | 32 | 12 |
755 | Actually, the hard part is fitting my oven in the overhead | 1.3077 | 0.04295 | 182 | 137 | 34 | 11 |
756 | Brooklyn got too expensive. | 1.3077 | 0.04365 | 182 | 138 | 32 | 12 |
757 | I find it more relaxing than Candy Crush. | 1.3077 | 0.03926 | 182 | 132 | 44 | 6 |
758 | I’m trying the high altitude recipe. | 1.3077 | 0.04434 | 182 | 139 | 30 | 13 |
759 | Of course it's quirky. I'm in a New Yorker cartoon. | 1.3077 | 0.04151 | 182 | 135 | 38 | 9 |
760 | I’m auditioning for ‘America’s Got Talent’ in a couple of hours. | 1.3077 | 0.04295 | 182 | 137 | 34 | 11 |
761 | The secret is to let the dough really rise. | 1.3077 | 0.03926 | 182 | 132 | 44 | 6 |
762 | Well, it won't be a First Class pizza. | 1.3077 | 0.04077 | 182 | 134 | 40 | 8 |
763 | Getting in my 10,000 hours. | 1.3077 | 0.04151 | 182 | 135 | 38 | 9 |
764 | Turbulence can be a challenge. | 1.3077 | 0.04002 | 182 | 133 | 42 | 7 |
765 | ...and I don't even need wifi to get my work done. | 1.3077 | 0.04365 | 182 | 138 | 32 | 12 |
766 | Sorry, I'm on deadline. | 1.3060 | 0.04344 | 183 | 139 | 32 | 12 |
767 | I'm trying to perfect the elusive 'pie in the sky'. | 1.3056 | 0.04322 | 180 | 136 | 33 | 11 |
768 | This is Alitalia. | 1.3056 | 0.04025 | 180 | 132 | 41 | 7 |
769 | Not enough dough for first class! | 1.3056 | 0.04101 | 180 | 133 | 39 | 8 |
770 | Unfortunately, I haven't figured out how to get the sauce through TSA. | 1.3056 | 0.04250 | 180 | 135 | 35 | 10 |
771 | Do you have any cheese? | 1.3056 | 0.04464 | 180 | 138 | 29 | 13 |
772 | I wish they'd take pizza off the menu! | 1.3056 | 0.04394 | 180 | 137 | 31 | 12 |
773 | This trip, it's frequent flour miles. | 1.3056 | 0.04176 | 180 | 134 | 37 | 9 |
774 | It's Not DiGiorno, It's Delivery. | 1.3056 | 0.04394 | 180 | 137 | 31 | 12 |
775 | The toppings are on my connecting flight. | 1.3056 | 0.03786 | 180 | 129 | 47 | 4 |
776 | What can I say, supply follows demand. | 1.3051 | 0.04067 | 177 | 130 | 40 | 7 |
777 | My specialty is plane pizza. | 1.3051 | 0.04222 | 177 | 132 | 36 | 9 |
778 | I can't figure why my wife left me | 1.3046 | 0.04506 | 151 | 112 | 32 | 7 |
779 | Don’t worry Ma’am, I’m a professional. | 1.3046 | 0.04422 | 174 | 132 | 31 | 11 |
780 | This delay better be 30 minutes or less. | 1.3034 | 0.04202 | 178 | 133 | 36 | 9 |
781 | The dough rises better at this altitude. | 1.3032 | 0.04232 | 155 | 113 | 37 | 5 |
782 | Duty free dough. It's the best. | 1.3023 | 0.04135 | 172 | 127 | 38 | 7 |
783 | What, you're a judge in the International Pizza Challenge contest tomorrow? I had no idea. | 1.3023 | 0.04296 | 172 | 129 | 34 | 9 |
784 | I'm just very serious about letting the dough rise first. | 1.3011 | 0.04227 | 176 | 132 | 35 | 9 |
785 | I try not to bring my work home with me but I knead the dough.! | 1.3011 | 0.04524 | 176 | 136 | 27 | 13 |
786 | It's the landings that make me nervous. | 1.3011 | 0.03738 | 176 | 126 | 47 | 3 |
787 | ♪♪When the moon hits your eye...♪♪ | 1.3011 | 0.04524 | 176 | 136 | 27 | 13 |
788 | It's not liquid, it doesn't power on, and I'm keeping my hands to myself, so I think I'm okay. | 1.3011 | 0.04150 | 176 | 131 | 37 | 8 |
789 | I used to be in first class when I had more dough. | 1.3011 | 0.03824 | 176 | 127 | 45 | 4 |
790 | I just don’t have the dough for first class. | 1.3011 | 0.04452 | 176 | 135 | 29 | 12 |
791 | One day I'll be a first class baker | 1.3011 | 0.04303 | 176 | 133 | 33 | 10 |
792 | Calzones??!!! Don't get me started! | 1.3011 | 0.04452 | 176 | 135 | 29 | 12 |
793 | But they won't let me bring my rotary cutter. | 1.3011 | 0.03650 | 176 | 125 | 49 | 2 |
794 | Actually, I am making a seat cushion. | 1.3011 | 0.04227 | 176 | 132 | 35 | 9 |
795 | An aisle seat is really the best for this. | 1.3011 | 0.03990 | 176 | 129 | 41 | 6 |
796 | I have to keep up the hand-tossing until the fasten seat belt light is turned off and I can get to the oven. | 1.3011 | 0.04227 | 176 | 132 | 35 | 9 |
797 | In case of a water landing, this becomes an edible raft | 1.3011 | 0.04071 | 176 | 130 | 39 | 7 |
798 | If we don’t land in 30 minutes - the next one is free. | 1.3011 | 0.04071 | 176 | 130 | 39 | 7 |
799 | Guess what the inflight meal is today. | 1.3011 | 0.03738 | 176 | 126 | 47 | 3 |
800 | Seat 4A ordered a special meal. | 1.3011 | 0.04303 | 176 | 133 | 33 | 10 |
801 | I like my dough to be airy. | 1.3011 | 0.03468 | 176 | 123 | 53 | 0 |
802 | I'm going for the record for the highest toss. | 1.3006 | 0.04504 | 173 | 133 | 28 | 12 |
803 | They made me check my toppings. | 1.3006 | 0.04195 | 173 | 129 | 36 | 8 |
804 | What can I say, I'm a dough nut! | 1.3006 | 0.03683 | 173 | 123 | 48 | 2 |
805 | I cook best on the fly. | 1.3006 | 0.04275 | 173 | 130 | 34 | 9 |
806 | As you know, we're allowed a carry-on and a personal item. | 1.3006 | 0.04195 | 173 | 129 | 36 | 8 |
807 | Long flight, couldn't sleep. Figured I might as well get some work done, y'know? | 1.3006 | 0.04275 | 173 | 130 | 34 | 9 |
808 | I was told it's a good way to meet girls. | 1.3006 | 0.04195 | 173 | 129 | 36 | 8 |
809 | I am the pilot- with budget cuts ya gotta have a side-hustle. | 1.3006 | 0.04429 | 173 | 132 | 30 | 11 |
810 | Appetizer and dessert will be in baggage claim. | 1.3006 | 0.04429 | 173 | 132 | 30 | 11 |
811 | You requested a special diet, right? | 1.3006 | 0.04114 | 173 | 128 | 38 | 7 |
812 | The TSA allows it, as long as I don't weaponize the dough into a baguette. | 1.3006 | 0.04275 | 173 | 130 | 34 | 9 |
813 | So what you're saying is it's fine for that guy to bring an Irish Wolfhound "comfort" dog on the flight, but my pizza dough is annoying you? | 1.3006 | 0.04195 | 173 | 129 | 36 | 8 |
814 | I'm making a plane cheese pizza. | 1.3006 | 0.04504 | 173 | 133 | 28 | 12 |
815 | Yes, I did follow the high altitude instructions. | 1.3006 | 0.04032 | 173 | 127 | 40 | 6 |
816 | I have a small pizzeria back home and this is the only way I can convince the IRS that my flights abroad are business trips. | 1.3006 | 0.04504 | 173 | 133 | 28 | 12 |
817 | I forgot my laptop. | 1.3006 | 0.04032 | 173 | 127 | 40 | 6 |
818 | For gluten-free, you'll need an upgrade. | 1.3006 | 0.04429 | 173 | 132 | 30 | 11 |
819 | Once you get good at it it's hard to stop. | 1.3006 | 0.04275 | 173 | 130 | 34 | 9 |
820 | It only looks like it is going up and down. It's really going 600 miles per hour. | 1.3006 | 0.04352 | 173 | 131 | 32 | 10 |
821 | First class has a chef from Benihana. | 1.3006 | 0.04275 | 173 | 130 | 34 | 9 |
822 | Yeah, I heard they stopped serving peanuts. | 1.3006 | 0.04504 | 173 | 133 | 28 | 12 |
823 | No matter how many times I throw this up, it still lands on the man behind me. | 1.3006 | 0.04578 | 173 | 134 | 26 | 13 |
824 | With pressure, it's fresher. | 1.3006 | 0.04195 | 173 | 129 | 36 | 8 |
825 | OK, what does Giada say to do next? | 1.3006 | 0.04114 | 173 | 128 | 38 | 7 |
826 | I was a pastry chef until they cut down on leg room. | 1.3006 | 0.04352 | 173 | 131 | 32 | 10 |
827 | In cooking school, they stressed keeping it in the air. | 1.3000 | 0.04242 | 170 | 127 | 35 | 8 |
828 | I have trouble getting my dough to rise! | 1.3000 | 0.04159 | 170 | 126 | 37 | 7 |
829 | It's just Play-Doh. I couldn't get a real pie through security. | 1.3000 | 0.04323 | 170 | 128 | 33 | 9 |
830 | My name? Oh it’s Chef Boeing-ardee. | 1.3000 | 0.03525 | 170 | 119 | 51 | 0 |
831 | We ran out of high rising flour. | 1.3000 | 0.04159 | 170 | 126 | 37 | 7 |
832 | It's a mile high pie. | 1.3000 | 0.03810 | 170 | 122 | 45 | 3 |
833 | Well, too bad. It's my emotional support food. | 1.3000 | 0.04403 | 170 | 129 | 31 | 10 |
834 | Yeah it's about 5,020 tosses until we land in Phoenix... why do you ask? | 1.3000 | 0.03622 | 170 | 120 | 49 | 1 |
835 | Landing it is the hard part | 1.3000 | 0.04159 | 170 | 126 | 37 | 7 |
836 | I tried blowing into a paper bag, It didn't work | 1.3000 | 0.04481 | 170 | 130 | 29 | 11 |
837 | I know. Delivery used to be so simple | 1.3000 | 0.04075 | 170 | 125 | 39 | 6 |
838 | I'm not tossing it. We're just experiencing some turbulence. | 1.3000 | 0.03810 | 170 | 122 | 45 | 3 |
839 | Food delivery apps are out of control. | 1.3000 | 0.04159 | 170 | 126 | 37 | 7 |
840 | We Luddites struggle on transcontinental flights... | 1.3000 | 0.04323 | 170 | 128 | 33 | 9 |
841 | Sometimes I feel like this is the only place I get any work done. | 1.2989 | 0.04331 | 174 | 132 | 32 | 10 |
842 | Well, just like everyone else I'm trying to get a little work done during the flight. | 1.2982 | 0.04381 | 171 | 130 | 31 | 10 |
843 | Yeah, the oven is the part I still haven't worked out. | 1.2982 | 0.04381 | 171 | 130 | 31 | 10 |
844 | You don't wanna know how I got the flour through security. | 1.2982 | 0.04535 | 171 | 132 | 27 | 12 |
845 | Its the tomato sauce that's the tricky part. | 1.2982 | 0.04221 | 171 | 128 | 35 | 8 |
846 | Being a private chef has its perks but flying first class is not one of them. | 1.2982 | 0.04221 | 171 | 128 | 35 | 8 |
847 | Actually, this is just about the most effective cover I've ever had as an air marshal. | 1.2982 | 0.04381 | 171 | 130 | 31 | 10 |
848 | I know, but the recipe says to toss it in the air. | 1.2982 | 0.04139 | 171 | 127 | 37 | 7 |
849 | You'll have to settle for cheese. TSA confiscated my salami. | 1.2982 | 0.04684 | 171 | 134 | 23 | 14 |
850 | Of course, airplane food COULD be better than hospital food. | 1.2982 | 0.04221 | 171 | 128 | 35 | 8 |
851 | We'll be landing in 30 minutes or less | 1.2982 | 0.04221 | 171 | 128 | 35 | 8 |
852 | I can also use it as a flotation cushion. | 1.2982 | 0.04139 | 171 | 127 | 37 | 7 |
853 | Yes, it’s on airplane mode. Thanks. | 1.2982 | 0.04684 | 171 | 134 | 23 | 14 |
854 | Amazon Prime. Why do you ask? | 1.2982 | 0.04055 | 171 | 126 | 39 | 6 |
855 | For a list of available toppings consult the in-flight magazine in the seat-back pocket in fromt of you | 1.2982 | 0.04139 | 171 | 127 | 37 | 7 |
856 | I don't know, but at this elevation it gets a certain je n'est sais quoi." | 1.2976 | 0.04098 | 168 | 124 | 38 | 6 |
857 | Don't worry, I'm accustomed to working in a high pressure environment | 1.2976 | 0.04269 | 168 | 126 | 34 | 8 |
858 | It’s a long distance order. | 1.2970 | 0.04318 | 165 | 124 | 33 | 8 |
859 | It is still, technically, a New York style pizza | 1.2970 | 0.04231 | 165 | 123 | 35 | 7 |
860 | This usually works well as a conversation starter... | 1.2970 | 0.03866 | 165 | 119 | 43 | 3 |
861 | In a crash, it doubles as a floatation device. | 1.2970 | 0.03670 | 165 | 117 | 47 | 1 |
862 | You gotta flip yours first, then you can help the person next to you. | 1.2970 | 0.03769 | 165 | 118 | 45 | 2 |
863 | If this doesn't get the dough to rise, I'm not sure what will. | 1.2970 | 0.03670 | 165 | 117 | 47 | 1 |
864 | It's okay, it's a therapy dough. | 1.2970 | 0.03961 | 165 | 120 | 41 | 4 |
865 | We deliver internationally. | 1.2970 | 0.04143 | 165 | 122 | 37 | 6 |
866 | Welcome, everyone, to my pop-up pizzeria! | 1.2970 | 0.03961 | 165 | 120 | 41 | 4 |
867 | I only use quick rising dough as you can see | 1.2970 | 0.03866 | 165 | 119 | 43 | 3 |
868 | Oh, I became a baker because I have a fear of frying. | 1.2970 | 0.04231 | 165 | 123 | 35 | 7 |
869 | Well, I'll tell ya...I just don't like airline food. | 1.2970 | 0.03670 | 165 | 117 | 47 | 1 |
870 | They said my toss wasn't getting enough altitude. | 1.2965 | 0.04200 | 172 | 129 | 35 | 8 |
871 | So what business are you in? | 1.2959 | 0.04643 | 169 | 132 | 24 | 13 |
872 | Somebody bet me how high I could throw it. He's going to lose! | 1.2959 | 0.04329 | 169 | 128 | 32 | 9 |
873 | It's called "pie in the sky". | 1.2959 | 0.04247 | 169 | 127 | 34 | 8 |
874 | Sorry, just practicing for my job interview this afternoon. | 1.2959 | 0.03810 | 169 | 122 | 44 | 3 |
875 | Some people read, some people knit. | 1.2959 | 0.04329 | 169 | 128 | 32 | 9 |
876 | If your allowed to work on the plane, so am I. | 1.2959 | 0.04329 | 169 | 128 | 32 | 9 |
877 | So now TSA's asking if anyone else prepared your food for you. | 1.2959 | 0.04329 | 169 | 128 | 32 | 9 |
878 | It was my father's dying wish. | 1.2959 | 0.04247 | 169 | 127 | 34 | 8 |
879 | Yep, I always look forward to my in-flight meal. | 1.2959 | 0.04410 | 169 | 129 | 30 | 10 |
880 | You know, I didn't want to say anything, but since you mentioned it, your typing is starting to get a little loud. | 1.2959 | 0.04567 | 169 | 131 | 26 | 12 |
881 | It wouldn't fit in the overhead. | 1.2959 | 0.04247 | 169 | 127 | 34 | 8 |
882 | Our motto is 'We deliver fresh, hot New York pizza' but we didn't think to put a geographic limit on it." | 1.2959 | 0.04410 | 169 | 129 | 30 | 10 |
883 | I hope you're not bothered by my emotional support dough. | 1.2959 | 0.04329 | 169 | 128 | 32 | 9 |
884 | They said my new pizza business would never take off, but look at me now! | 1.2959 | 0.04489 | 169 | 130 | 28 | 11 |
885 | I can't believe they confiscated my sauce at security. | 1.2959 | 0.03810 | 169 | 122 | 44 | 3 |
886 | They frown on this in first class. | 1.2959 | 0.04247 | 169 | 127 | 34 | 8 |
887 | You interested in joining the Mile Pie Club? | 1.2959 | 0.04567 | 169 | 131 | 26 | 12 |
888 | This is where “pie in the sky”, started. | 1.2959 | 0.04410 | 169 | 129 | 30 | 10 |
889 | I got my therapist to certify it as a service pizza. | 1.2959 | 0.04643 | 169 | 132 | 24 | 13 |
890 | It'll be tomato sauce, mozzarella, and hand sanitizer. | 1.2959 | 0.04329 | 169 | 128 | 32 | 9 |
891 | Oh, I thought it was called the Great British Take Off! | 1.2959 | 0.04643 | 169 | 132 | 24 | 13 |
892 | Bakers Anonymous is a real thing, you know. | 1.2959 | 0.03990 | 169 | 124 | 40 | 5 |
893 | I work for Amazon Pizza-Prime. | 1.2959 | 0.04410 | 169 | 129 | 30 | 10 |
894 | My twin brother made his dough trading in cyberspace. I'm betting this will double at 30,000 feet. | 1.2959 | 0.03620 | 169 | 120 | 48 | 1 |
895 | And to think I had the dough to fly first class. | 1.2959 | 0.04489 | 169 | 130 | 28 | 11 |
896 | Everybody brings their work on flights these days. | 1.2959 | 0.03990 | 169 | 124 | 40 | 5 |
897 | Well, for one, I find the dough rises better at 30,000 feet. | 1.2959 | 0.04247 | 169 | 127 | 34 | 8 |
898 | Do you have any basil? | 1.2959 | 0.04329 | 169 | 128 | 32 | 9 |
899 | Forget the pizza dough and the chef's hat, can you believe the knee room in this row?! | 1.2959 | 0.04329 | 169 | 128 | 32 | 9 |
900 | We were out of yeast. | 1.2959 | 0.04247 | 169 | 127 | 34 | 8 |
901 | You could say we expanded our delivery radius. | 1.2959 | 0.03901 | 169 | 123 | 42 | 4 |
902 | I make a lot of dough, but not enough dough to fly first class. | 1.2959 | 0.04329 | 169 | 128 | 32 | 9 |
903 | What else can I do? The sauce and cheese didn't make it through security. | 1.2959 | 0.04567 | 169 | 131 | 26 | 12 |
904 | I feel the dough rises better at 30,000 feet. | 1.2959 | 0.04078 | 169 | 125 | 38 | 6 |
905 | I just connected from Naples and, boy, are my arms tired. | 1.2959 | 0.04329 | 169 | 128 | 32 | 9 |
906 | They say that my restaurant idea is pie in the sky. | 1.2959 | 0.04247 | 169 | 127 | 34 | 8 |
907 | The secret to my crust? Turbulence | 1.2959 | 0.04247 | 169 | 127 | 34 | 8 |
908 | My plans after we land? I don't know... a lot of things are up in the air right now. | 1.2945 | 0.04168 | 163 | 121 | 36 | 6 |
909 | For an emotional support pizza it's pretty useless in turbulence. | 1.2945 | 0.04076 | 163 | 120 | 38 | 5 |
910 | I've been tossing around some ideas but everything is up in the air at the moment. | 1.2945 | 0.03885 | 163 | 118 | 42 | 3 |
911 | It's not fair. Everyone else brings their work on the plane! | 1.2945 | 0.04600 | 163 | 126 | 26 | 11 |
912 | I've been told I'm a workaholic! | 1.2945 | 0.03787 | 163 | 117 | 44 | 2 |
913 | The landing’s ALWAYS on your mind. | 1.2941 | 0.04307 | 170 | 129 | 32 | 9 |
914 | I found a loophole in the world record for highest pizza toss. | 1.2934 | 0.04519 | 167 | 129 | 27 | 11 |
915 | Do you mind turning down the volume? This is so distracting... | 1.2934 | 0.04599 | 167 | 130 | 25 | 12 |
916 | I'm trying to make enough dough to afford first class. | 1.2934 | 0.04599 | 167 | 130 | 25 | 12 |
917 | I'll tell ya, nobody delivers a fresher pizza. | 1.2934 | 0.04439 | 167 | 128 | 29 | 10 |
918 | I'm trying to break the highest pizza throw record. | 1.2934 | 0.04273 | 167 | 126 | 33 | 8 |
919 | I'm ending the Chicago vs. NY pizza argument by making it in both cities. | 1.2934 | 0.04273 | 167 | 126 | 33 | 8 |
920 | It's fine, this is my emotional support pizza. | 1.2934 | 0.04439 | 167 | 128 | 29 | 10 |
921 | They don’t offer a decent vegetarian option. | 1.2927 | 0.04492 | 164 | 126 | 28 | 10 |
922 | We guarantee delivery in six hours or the pizza is free. | 1.2927 | 0.04323 | 164 | 124 | 32 | 8 |
923 | If you can work during your commute so can I | 1.2927 | 0.04235 | 164 | 123 | 34 | 7 |
924 | If it doesn't come back down in 30 minutes, it's free. | 1.2927 | 0.04055 | 164 | 121 | 38 | 5 |
925 | It's a high-toss competition. I figure 30,000 feet should be plenty. | 1.2927 | 0.04492 | 164 | 126 | 28 | 10 |
926 | it's gonna be a plane cheese pizza | 1.2927 | 0.04408 | 164 | 125 | 30 | 9 |
927 | Its a fidget spinner for chefs. | 1.2927 | 0.04323 | 164 | 124 | 32 | 8 |
928 | Layover in Chicago or non-stop to New York style? | 1.2927 | 0.04492 | 164 | 126 | 28 | 10 |
929 | I came up with the idea after I learned that this airline does not permit therapy pets. | 1.2927 | 0.04323 | 164 | 124 | 32 | 8 |
930 | Yes, I'm a frequent flour. | 1.2927 | 0.04408 | 164 | 125 | 30 | 9 |
931 | Our delivery service is exceptional. | 1.2927 | 0.04235 | 164 | 123 | 34 | 7 |
932 | I wasn't showing off, that was just the turbulence. | 1.2927 | 0.04323 | 164 | 124 | 32 | 8 |
933 | Are you as kneady as I am ? | 1.2927 | 0.04408 | 164 | 125 | 30 | 9 |
934 | Let's hope there isn't a lot of turbulence. | 1.2927 | 0.04323 | 164 | 124 | 32 | 8 |
935 | It's my emotional support activity. | 1.2927 | 0.04408 | 164 | 125 | 30 | 9 |
936 | LIMERICK: An eager pizzateer named Cy...To his seatmate on the plane did reply..."Don't think I'm a jerk,..But I do need to work...I try to throw up when I fly." | 1.2927 | 0.04408 | 164 | 125 | 30 | 9 |
937 | Nope, that record is held by an astronaut. | 1.2927 | 0.04323 | 164 | 124 | 32 | 8 |
938 | We take our delivery time policy very seriously. | 1.2927 | 0.04055 | 164 | 121 | 38 | 5 |
939 | Yes, it is amazing how incongruent one can be and still not attract any attention these days. Why do you ask? | 1.2927 | 0.04408 | 164 | 125 | 30 | 9 |
940 | I prefer presentations with real pie charts." | 1.2927 | 0.04323 | 164 | 124 | 32 | 8 |
941 | I'm traveling for work, I knead the dough. | 1.2927 | 0.04408 | 164 | 125 | 30 | 9 |
942 | Sometimes I have to bring work home. | 1.2927 | 0.04146 | 164 | 122 | 36 | 6 |
943 | it's for First Class. We still get pretzels and water! | 1.2927 | 0.04408 | 164 | 125 | 30 | 9 |
944 | My psychologist suggested that the turbulence may help me conquer my my fear of pizza dough. | 1.2927 | 0.04323 | 164 | 124 | 32 | 8 |
945 | Well, you take your work with you too! | 1.2927 | 0.04323 | 164 | 124 | 32 | 8 |
946 | I've had it with peanuts. | 1.2927 | 0.04408 | 164 | 125 | 30 | 9 |
947 | It's my Emotional Support Dough. | 1.2927 | 0.04055 | 164 | 121 | 38 | 5 |
948 | They say dress for the job you want.” | 1.2927 | 0.04492 | 164 | 126 | 28 | 10 |
949 | I’m also a frequent fryer. | 1.2927 | 0.04323 | 164 | 124 | 32 | 8 |
950 | There's really no place we don't deliver to. | 1.2927 | 0.04235 | 164 | 123 | 34 | 7 |
951 | ...and then you have those kids that kick the back of your seat. They are the worst! | 1.2927 | 0.04408 | 164 | 125 | 30 | 9 |
952 | I'm embracing my company's remote work policy. | 1.2927 | 0.03768 | 164 | 118 | 44 | 2 |
953 | They said I could bring my comfort pizza dough on the flight. | 1.2927 | 0.04575 | 164 | 127 | 26 | 11 |
954 | I'm putting a positive spin on it. | 1.2927 | 0.03961 | 164 | 120 | 40 | 4 |
955 | It's my pillow and my lunch. | 1.2927 | 0.04492 | 164 | 126 | 28 | 10 |
956 | We had such a success with grilling on the subway, so... | 1.2927 | 0.04736 | 164 | 129 | 22 | 13 |
957 | We're headed to Chicago so this will be deep dish. | 1.2927 | 0.03961 | 164 | 120 | 40 | 4 |
958 | It's to go. | 1.2927 | 0.04323 | 164 | 124 | 32 | 8 |
959 | Just pretend I am the president and ignore me! | 1.2927 | 0.04492 | 164 | 126 | 28 | 10 |
960 | So they said my idea was a bit 'pie in the sky', and I thought, 'actually that's an even better idea'. | 1.2927 | 0.04235 | 164 | 123 | 34 | 7 |
961 | It’s the yeast I could do. | 1.2927 | 0.04575 | 164 | 127 | 26 | 11 |
962 | The pizza is fresh and cheap, it's the delivery charge that's high. | 1.2927 | 0.03866 | 164 | 119 | 42 | 3 |
963 | I can only fly with the help of my emotional support pizza | 1.2927 | 0.04408 | 164 | 125 | 30 | 9 |
964 | I don’t have the dough for business class. | 1.2927 | 0.04235 | 164 | 123 | 34 | 7 |
965 | If I can toss it all the way to N.Y., I get the job. | 1.2927 | 0.04235 | 164 | 123 | 34 | 7 |
966 | It's part of our new farm to tray table dining experience. | 1.2922 | 0.04113 | 154 | 113 | 37 | 4 |
967 | My secret is to get the dough to rise...up to 39,000 feet. | 1.2919 | 0.03905 | 161 | 117 | 41 | 3 |
968 | I'm from Bakersfield, born and bread. | 1.2919 | 0.03594 | 161 | 114 | 47 | 0 |
969 | What else is a pizza professional supposed to do for 3 hrs, read? | 1.2919 | 0.04099 | 161 | 119 | 37 | 5 |
970 | I miss the days when your boss didn't expect you to work on flights | 1.2919 | 0.04099 | 161 | 119 | 37 | 5 |
971 | If I had more dough I’d be flying First Class. | 1.2909 | 0.04469 | 165 | 127 | 28 | 10 |
972 | Our toppings include pretzels and peanuts. | 1.2901 | 0.04690 | 162 | 127 | 23 | 12 |
973 | For deep-dish. we prefer the submarine. | 1.2901 | 0.04607 | 162 | 126 | 25 | 11 |
974 | I find it hard to leave my work at home. | 1.2901 | 0.04170 | 162 | 121 | 35 | 6 |
975 | I had to gate-check the pepperoni, so this is just cheese. | 1.2901 | 0.04170 | 162 | 121 | 35 | 6 |
976 | The secret ingredient is stale cabin air. | 1.2901 | 0.04170 | 162 | 121 | 35 | 6 |
977 | These new expanded delivery zones are ridiculous. | 1.2901 | 0.03682 | 162 | 116 | 45 | 1 |
978 | If you want to buy a meal they don't take credit cards, only dough. | 1.2901 | 0.04170 | 162 | 121 | 35 | 6 |
979 | My wife called this a pie in the sky idea. | 1.2901 | 0.04078 | 162 | 120 | 37 | 5 |
980 | Do you want to see how I got the pepperoni past TSA? | 1.2901 | 0.04523 | 162 | 125 | 27 | 10 |
981 | It's better than tossing my cookies. | 1.2901 | 0.04607 | 162 | 126 | 25 | 11 |
982 | It's better than peanuts...and it can be used as a flotation device. | 1.2901 | 0.04261 | 162 | 122 | 33 | 7 |
983 | Shoot, did I leave the oven on? | 1.2901 | 0.04170 | 162 | 121 | 35 | 6 |
984 | We're expanding our delivery. | 1.2901 | 0.04607 | 162 | 126 | 25 | 11 |
985 | The cost of the airline snacks is too expensive. | 1.2901 | 0.04438 | 162 | 124 | 29 | 9 |
986 | Yes, we pride ourselves in offering the freshest delivery anywhere in the world. | 1.2901 | 0.04523 | 162 | 125 | 27 | 10 |
987 | It's a special high altitude recipe. | 1.2901 | 0.04261 | 162 | 122 | 33 | 7 |
988 | No, I don't think flipping almost ought to be illegal. | 1.2901 | 0.04170 | 162 | 121 | 35 | 6 |
989 | You don't see THIS on a sushi train. | 1.2901 | 0.04261 | 162 | 122 | 33 | 7 |
990 | Can you believe they made me check my calzones? | 1.2901 | 0.04170 | 162 | 121 | 35 | 6 |
991 | Is this your first time on Air France? | 1.2901 | 0.04350 | 162 | 123 | 31 | 8 |
992 | You’ll have to excuse my therapy dough, it has a tendency to rise during take off. | 1.2893 | 0.04218 | 159 | 119 | 34 | 6 |
993 | Ah, 'plain', as in 'no toppings', like a margherita? That would make way more sense. | 1.2893 | 0.04218 | 159 | 119 | 34 | 6 |
994 | I know its sounds like pie - in - the - sky, but it gives me pizza mind. | 1.2893 | 0.04311 | 159 | 120 | 32 | 7 |
995 | I can't afford a therapy dog. | 1.2893 | 0.03924 | 159 | 116 | 40 | 3 |
996 | It helps me to relax on planes, but you're the first person to notice. | 1.2893 | 0.04492 | 159 | 122 | 28 | 9 |
997 | Well, yes, it is a bit pie in the sky. | 1.2893 | 0.03822 | 159 | 115 | 42 | 2 |
998 | Both of us are just doing our jobs. | 1.2893 | 0.04218 | 159 | 119 | 34 | 6 |
999 | The hard part's finding fresh basil on board. | 1.2893 | 0.04311 | 159 | 120 | 32 | 7 |
1000 | Wanna toss for the aisle seat? | 1.2885 | 0.03860 | 156 | 113 | 41 | 2 |
1001 | The trick is adjusting for the altitude. | 1.2885 | 0.03860 | 156 | 113 | 41 | 2 |
1002 | Only schmucks eat the peanuts | 1.2885 | 0.03639 | 156 | 111 | 45 | 0 |
1003 | It's complimentary! | 1.2885 | 0.04068 | 156 | 115 | 37 | 4 |
1004 | Its OK. I've got it in airplane mode.... | 1.2876 | 0.04416 | 153 | 116 | 30 | 7 |
1005 | I prefer to make my dough on the fly. | 1.2875 | 0.04555 | 160 | 124 | 26 | 10 |
1006 | I'm hoping this new crust really takes off. | 1.2875 | 0.04288 | 160 | 121 | 32 | 7 |
1007 | They've added a Domino's Hotspot to the cockpit, so here I am. | 1.2875 | 0.04555 | 160 | 124 | 26 | 10 |
1008 | Why? Captive audience. | 1.2875 | 0.04195 | 160 | 120 | 34 | 6 |
1009 | The captain said we were free to rise. | 1.2875 | 0.04379 | 160 | 122 | 30 | 8 |
1010 | It’s better than tossing your cookies. | 1.2875 | 0.04003 | 160 | 118 | 38 | 4 |
1011 | Please bake your own pizza before helping a child with theirs. | 1.2875 | 0.04195 | 160 | 120 | 34 | 6 |
1012 | I thought I'd get a little work done on the plane, you know? | 1.2875 | 0.03697 | 160 | 115 | 44 | 1 |
1013 | I kneaded something to do. | 1.2875 | 0.04379 | 160 | 122 | 30 | 8 |
1014 | Working remotely has its ups and downs. | 1.2875 | 0.04195 | 160 | 120 | 34 | 6 |
1015 | Hello! I'd like to talk to you about Jesus... | 1.2875 | 0.04888 | 160 | 128 | 18 | 14 |
1016 | Our pizza is flying off the shelf. | 1.2857 | 0.04487 | 154 | 118 | 28 | 8 |
1017 | I'm hoping to join the Mile High Pie Club. | 1.2857 | 0.03878 | 154 | 112 | 40 | 2 |
1018 | I need to learn how to knit. | 1.2857 | 0.04672 | 154 | 120 | 24 | 10 |
1019 | Obey me or I will take away your mouth, too. | 1.2857 | 0.04580 | 154 | 119 | 26 | 9 |
1020 | It's Kanye again; this time instead of curry, he wanted pizza. | 1.2848 | 0.04498 | 158 | 122 | 27 | 9 |
1021 | High altitudes make the dough lighter. | 1.2848 | 0.04407 | 158 | 121 | 29 | 8 |
1022 | It’s the Mile High Pizza Club. The taste is so so, but the memories are amazing. | 1.2848 | 0.04587 | 158 | 123 | 25 | 10 |
1023 | They asked me to leave it in the overhead but I knead the dough. | 1.2848 | 0.04498 | 158 | 122 | 27 | 9 |
1024 | You might be wondering about the rotation in the Southern Hemisphere. | 1.2848 | 0.03923 | 158 | 116 | 39 | 3 |
1025 | Once we reach cruising altitude, it will be the world record. | 1.2848 | 0.04025 | 158 | 117 | 37 | 4 |
1026 | The pocket fidget just wasn’t enough for me any more. | 1.2848 | 0.04587 | 158 | 123 | 25 | 10 |
1027 | It's a great new service we offer. In first class I make sausage! | 1.2848 | 0.04407 | 158 | 121 | 29 | 8 |
1028 | In case anyone asks where my hands were during this flight. | 1.2848 | 0.04587 | 158 | 123 | 25 | 10 |
1029 | You know what they say: dress for the job you want. I'm actually the pilot! | 1.2848 | 0.04498 | 158 | 122 | 27 | 9 |
1030 | I find this is the best way to get the dough to rise. | 1.2848 | 0.04498 | 158 | 122 | 27 | 9 |
1031 | I just got tired of all the airline food jokes. | 1.2848 | 0.04315 | 158 | 120 | 31 | 7 |
1032 | Pie In the Sky Pizza guarantees delivery within 6 hours, or it's free. | 1.2848 | 0.04220 | 158 | 119 | 33 | 6 |
1033 | Yeah, I used my miles to upgrade so I had some dough leftover. | 1.2848 | 0.04407 | 158 | 121 | 29 | 8 |
1034 | They closed the galley to make room for more seats. | 1.2848 | 0.04315 | 158 | 120 | 31 | 7 |
1035 | True, Hawaii is a little ways from Chicago, but we promise prompt delivery, and we promise it will be fresh. | 1.2848 | 0.04315 | 158 | 120 | 31 | 7 |
1036 | I don't own a laptop. | 1.2840 | 0.04419 | 162 | 125 | 28 | 9 |
1037 | I'm on my way to PizzaCon. | 1.2839 | 0.04366 | 155 | 118 | 30 | 7 |
1038 | It's just a nervous habit. | 1.2839 | 0.04461 | 155 | 119 | 28 | 8 |
1039 | I'm a frequent pie-er. | 1.2839 | 0.04735 | 155 | 122 | 22 | 11 |
1040 | It'll be ready by 30,000 feet or it's free. | 1.2839 | 0.04170 | 155 | 116 | 34 | 5 |
1041 | I hope you don't mind me working on the plane. | 1.2839 | 0.04554 | 155 | 120 | 26 | 9 |
1042 | It keeps me off the armrests. | 1.2839 | 0.04461 | 155 | 119 | 28 | 8 |
1043 | Well, you brought your work with you, so why shouldn't I? | 1.2839 | 0.04068 | 155 | 115 | 36 | 4 |
1044 | This is for here and to go? | 1.2839 | 0.04822 | 155 | 123 | 20 | 12 |
1045 | Because my pasta machine didn't make it through the metal detector | 1.2839 | 0.04170 | 155 | 116 | 34 | 5 |
1046 | You ever had a mile-high club sandwich? | 1.2829 | 0.03782 | 152 | 110 | 41 | 1 |
1047 | It's not my carry-on if I keep flipping. | 1.2829 | 0.04420 | 152 | 116 | 29 | 7 |
1048 | Some of these to-go orders are ridiculous. | 1.2829 | 0.04113 | 152 | 113 | 35 | 4 |
1049 | My career as a pizza chef is about to take off! | 1.2829 | 0.04320 | 152 | 115 | 31 | 6 |
1050 | Tossing the dough high in the air makes for the best pies | 1.2829 | 0.04006 | 152 | 112 | 37 | 3 |
1051 | Pizza to go? | 1.2810 | 0.04491 | 153 | 118 | 27 | 8 |
1052 | I'd use my laptop but the pie-fi is down | 1.2810 | 0.04679 | 153 | 120 | 23 | 10 |
1053 | I'm late for work. | 1.2810 | 0.04491 | 153 | 118 | 27 | 8 |
1054 | Would you have preferred I brought my emotional support pony? | 1.2810 | 0.04395 | 153 | 117 | 29 | 7 |
1055 | Yeah, 1st class has more elbow room but they require more dough | 1.2810 | 0.04491 | 153 | 118 | 27 | 8 |
1056 | I've never been a fan of airplane food. | 1.2810 | 0.04491 | 153 | 118 | 27 | 8 |
1057 | I am catching up on my work just like you and everyone else here. | 1.2810 | 0.03762 | 153 | 111 | 41 | 1 |
1058 | I'm part of the "fresh New York Pizza delivery to California" program. | 1.2810 | 0.04491 | 153 | 118 | 27 | 8 |
1059 | I find it rises faster at this altitude. | 1.2810 | 0.04491 | 153 | 118 | 27 | 8 |
1060 | When over Rome. | 1.2810 | 0.03984 | 153 | 113 | 37 | 3 |
1061 | You’re stuck back here with me unless you pay for a seat in lasagna class. | 1.2810 | 0.04194 | 153 | 115 | 33 | 5 |
1062 | This is nothing. Just wait for some turbulence. | 1.2810 | 0.04296 | 153 | 116 | 31 | 6 |
1063 | Well, the commute isn't great, but I can't complain about the dough! | 1.2810 | 0.04586 | 153 | 119 | 25 | 9 |
1064 | I’m the newest member of the mile pie club. | 1.2810 | 0.04296 | 153 | 116 | 31 | 6 |
1065 | Funny, I can't remember if I washed my hands. | 1.2810 | 0.04586 | 153 | 119 | 25 | 9 |
1066 | I'm traveling for work, too! | 1.2810 | 0.04491 | 153 | 118 | 27 | 8 |
1067 | I just can't seem to leave my work at the office. | 1.2810 | 0.04091 | 153 | 114 | 35 | 4 |
1068 | You bye 'em, we fly 'em. | 1.2810 | 0.04395 | 153 | 117 | 29 | 7 |
1069 | I get great hang time on descents. | 1.2800 | 0.04347 | 150 | 114 | 30 | 6 |
1070 | I just couldn't stand the airplane food | 1.2800 | 0.04243 | 150 | 113 | 32 | 5 |
1071 | Its up in the air | 1.2800 | 0.04347 | 150 | 114 | 30 | 6 |
1072 | It gives me something to do with my hands | 1.2800 | 0.03798 | 150 | 109 | 40 | 1 |
1073 | Business has really taken off. | 1.2781 | 0.04522 | 151 | 117 | 26 | 8 |
1074 | I always throw up on airplanes | 1.2781 | 0.04713 | 151 | 119 | 22 | 10 |
1075 | I always bring some work along on a flight. It makes the time go more quickly, and gives me a head start on the rest of the workday. | 1.2781 | 0.04522 | 151 | 117 | 26 | 8 |
1076 | It’s my emotional-support pizza | 1.2781 | 0.04322 | 151 | 115 | 30 | 6 |
1077 | I was limited to three ounces of red sauce. | 1.2781 | 0.04219 | 151 | 114 | 32 | 5 |
1078 | My career is a little up in the air right now | 1.2781 | 0.04423 | 151 | 116 | 28 | 7 |
1079 | Excuse me. Do you happen to have any anchovies? | 1.2781 | 0.04619 | 151 | 118 | 24 | 9 |
1080 | I only had enough dough for coach. | 1.2781 | 0.04522 | 151 | 117 | 26 | 8 |
1081 | Would you knead this while I use the restroom? | 1.2781 | 0.04423 | 151 | 116 | 28 | 7 |
1082 | I just got tired of peanuts | 1.2781 | 0.04522 | 151 | 117 | 26 | 8 |
1083 | So, would you like to make a little dough? | 1.2781 | 0.04219 | 151 | 114 | 32 | 5 |
1084 | Sorry. It's for the folks in first class. | 1.2781 | 0.04619 | 151 | 118 | 24 | 9 |
1085 | No question - no phones, no interruptions, you can actually get some work done on a plane. | 1.2781 | 0.04522 | 151 | 117 | 26 | 8 |
1086 | I'm not a fan of airline food. | 1.2781 | 0.04322 | 151 | 115 | 30 | 6 |
1087 | I've got to make it Boise by 5 pm, or it's free." | 1.2781 | 0.04522 | 151 | 117 | 26 | 8 |
1088 | I promised the wife I'd bring home dinner. | 1.2781 | 0.04423 | 151 | 116 | 28 | 7 |
1089 | I'm a member of the mile-pie club. | 1.2781 | 0.04219 | 151 | 114 | 32 | 5 |
1090 | "It all started when the moon hit my eye..." Hilary A. Kaplan, Silver Spring, MD | 1.2781 | 0.04713 | 151 | 119 | 22 | 10 |
1091 | Looks a bit like pie in the sky if you ask me. | 1.2781 | 0.04322 | 151 | 115 | 30 | 6 |
1092 | You don't get this kinda service on JetBlue | 1.2781 | 0.04322 | 151 | 115 | 30 | 6 |
1093 | The secret is the dry, foul air. | 1.2774 | 0.04534 | 155 | 121 | 25 | 9 |
1094 | Online orders take priority. The woman sitting in front of you is in front of you. | 1.2763 | 0.04398 | 152 | 117 | 28 | 7 |
1095 | Yes, but our” 30 minutes or it’s free “ pledge is killing us | 1.2763 | 0.04398 | 152 | 117 | 28 | 7 |
1096 | Some fly first class...I fly cooking class. | 1.2763 | 0.04398 | 152 | 117 | 28 | 7 |
1097 | I think we should see other people. | 1.2759 | 0.04641 | 145 | 113 | 24 | 8 |
1098 | Delivery promises have gotten way out of hand. | 1.2759 | 0.04429 | 145 | 111 | 28 | 6 |
1099 | If I don’t get there in 30 minutes, it’s free | 1.2752 | 0.04936 | 149 | 120 | 17 | 12 |
1100 | TSA kept the sauce and pepperoni. | 1.2752 | 0.04553 | 149 | 116 | 25 | 8 |
1101 | I'm actually much more productive when I'm not in the kitchen | 1.2752 | 0.04553 | 149 | 116 | 25 | 8 |
1102 | I can only bring 100 ml sauce. | 1.2752 | 0.04349 | 149 | 114 | 29 | 6 |
1103 | It gives the crust a light and airy texture. | 1.2752 | 0.04453 | 149 | 115 | 27 | 7 |
1104 | Please read me the rest of the recipe? | 1.2752 | 0.04652 | 149 | 117 | 23 | 9 |
1105 | Its take-out for the crew, they don't eat airline food. | 1.2752 | 0.04453 | 149 | 115 | 27 | 7 |
1106 | We had an order for pizza and wings. | 1.2752 | 0.04244 | 149 | 113 | 31 | 5 |
1107 | We guarantee fresh, hot pizza within a 35,000 foot radius. | 1.2752 | 0.04652 | 149 | 117 | 23 | 9 |
1108 | I started with balloon animals, but this is way more uplifting. | 1.2752 | 0.04349 | 149 | 114 | 29 | 6 |
1109 | I find I’m able to get a lot of work done on these longer flights. | 1.2752 | 0.04453 | 149 | 115 | 27 | 7 |
1110 | Excuse me, miss? Can you please turn the volume down on your computer? | 1.2752 | 0.04244 | 149 | 113 | 31 | 5 |
1111 | How many are watching our live feed now? | 1.2752 | 0.04748 | 149 | 118 | 21 | 10 |
1112 | You ever try a mile high pie? | 1.2752 | 0.04453 | 149 | 115 | 27 | 7 |
1113 | Actually, I don't mind the commute. I get a lot of work done. | 1.2752 | 0.04453 | 149 | 115 | 27 | 7 |
1114 | For the whole pizza, you have to be in First Class. | 1.2752 | 0.03793 | 149 | 109 | 39 | 1 |
1115 | When this sucker gets within throwing distance, we'll see how the moon likes a pizza pie to the eye. | 1.2752 | 0.04453 | 149 | 115 | 27 | 7 |
1116 | I'm not giving them $4 for a lousy bag of nuts. | 1.2752 | 0.04244 | 149 | 113 | 31 | 5 |
1117 | We recently expanded our delivery area. | 1.2752 | 0.04136 | 149 | 112 | 33 | 4 |
1118 | Sorry, extra large is not available in Economy Class. | 1.2752 | 0.03793 | 149 | 109 | 39 | 1 |
1119 | This should set a new record for the highest toss. | 1.2752 | 0.04453 | 149 | 115 | 27 | 7 |
1120 | I constantly feel out of place. | 1.2752 | 0.03671 | 149 | 108 | 41 | 0 |
1121 | It tastes better when I’m high. | 1.2752 | 0.04553 | 149 | 116 | 25 | 8 |
1122 | Wait 'til you see how I bake this thing! | 1.2752 | 0.04652 | 149 | 117 | 23 | 9 |
1123 | PizzaNow dot com. Where do you work? | 1.2752 | 0.04349 | 149 | 114 | 29 | 6 |
1124 | I've found that turbulence makes for a lighter crust. | 1.2752 | 0.04748 | 149 | 118 | 21 | 10 |
1125 | The key is to really get some air under it. | 1.2752 | 0.04652 | 149 | 117 | 23 | 9 |
1126 | The TSA took my sauce, but they forgot about the sausage. | 1.2752 | 0.04349 | 149 | 114 | 29 | 6 |
1127 | It's the yeast of my worries. | 1.2752 | 0.04553 | 149 | 116 | 25 | 8 |
1128 | I usually try to get a little work done on my flight. | 1.2752 | 0.04453 | 149 | 115 | 27 | 7 |
1129 | ”When I was CEO of Papa John’s, I flew in the company jet. | 1.2752 | 0.04244 | 149 | 113 | 31 | 5 |
1130 | Pizza? No, not at all—why do you ask? | 1.2752 | 0.04244 | 149 | 113 | 31 | 5 |
1131 | I figured I couldn't lose by selling pie in the sky. | 1.2752 | 0.04349 | 149 | 114 | 29 | 6 |
1132 | It’s a high altitude recipe. | 1.2752 | 0.04652 | 149 | 117 | 23 | 9 |
1133 | We're calling it pie in the sky. | 1.2752 | 0.04553 | 149 | 116 | 25 | 8 |
1134 | As a matter of fact this is my first time flying! How could you tell? | 1.2752 | 0.04025 | 149 | 111 | 35 | 3 |
1135 | Just trying to catch up on a little work before we land. | 1.2752 | 0.03910 | 149 | 110 | 37 | 2 |
1136 | Yeah the workshop is in Tuscany, but it's technically a business trip so I figure I should get some work done. | 1.2752 | 0.04652 | 149 | 117 | 23 | 9 |
1137 | I forgot to restrict the postal code for food delivery | 1.2752 | 0.04244 | 149 | 113 | 31 | 5 |
1138 | The extra legroom is absolutely worth the dough. | 1.2752 | 0.03910 | 149 | 110 | 37 | 2 |
1139 | When the Moon Hits the Sky Like a Big Pizza Pie, that's... | 1.2752 | 0.04244 | 149 | 113 | 31 | 5 |
1140 | I’m known around the world for making first class pizza | 1.2740 | 0.04403 | 146 | 112 | 28 | 6 |
1141 | I've always wanted to join the Mile Pie club. | 1.2740 | 0.04613 | 146 | 114 | 24 | 8 |
1142 | Our pizza deliveries take a while, but they’re fresh. | 1.2740 | 0.04613 | 146 | 114 | 24 | 8 |
1143 | We've reached 35,000 feet. Email Ripley's. | 1.2740 | 0.04403 | 146 | 112 | 28 | 6 |
1144 | It makes for a lighter crust. | 1.2740 | 0.04294 | 146 | 111 | 30 | 5 |
1145 | … it's unleavened. | 1.2740 | 0.04403 | 146 | 112 | 28 | 6 |
1146 | Can you Google "No-Bake Pizzas?" | 1.2740 | 0.04613 | 146 | 114 | 24 | 8 |
1147 | Don't worry, I'm with Uber Eats. | 1.2740 | 0.04294 | 146 | 111 | 30 | 5 |
1148 | On top of that, if we get delayed I gotta give it to 'em free. | 1.2740 | 0.04509 | 146 | 113 | 26 | 7 |
1149 | It needs to rise. | 1.2740 | 0.04403 | 146 | 112 | 28 | 6 |
1150 | You don’t want to know where the pepperoni is. | 1.2740 | 0.04613 | 146 | 114 | 24 | 8 |
1151 | Well, it's kind of a working vacation. | 1.2740 | 0.04403 | 146 | 112 | 28 | 6 |
1152 | You can bring pretty much anything on if you have TSA Precheck. | 1.2740 | 0.04613 | 146 | 114 | 24 | 8 |
1153 | The butcher and candlestick maker are in first class." Barbara Druskoff 867 El Caminito Rd Fallbrook, CA 92028 760 723 045 | 1.2740 | 0.04294 | 146 | 111 | 30 | 5 |
1154 | The key to a thin crust is altitude. | 1.2733 | 0.04427 | 150 | 116 | 27 | 7 |
1155 | TSA agents need to relax, it's not like I'm making a soufflé | 1.2721 | 0.04377 | 147 | 113 | 28 | 6 |
1156 | The hard part is getting the pepperoni through security. | 1.2714 | 0.04282 | 140 | 106 | 30 | 4 |
1157 | I didn't think I was cured but I guess the mental hospital needed the bed. | 1.2714 | 0.04516 | 140 | 108 | 26 | 6 |
1158 | Fresh, local pizza. On a plane. Where they don't serve meals anymore. Lady, I'm gonna make a fortune" | 1.2714 | 0.04161 | 140 | 105 | 32 | 3 |
1159 | We’re guarenteed to arrive in thirty minutes or less | 1.2708 | 0.04320 | 144 | 110 | 29 | 5 |
1160 | I have found that the recirculated air gives it a certain je ne sais pas. | 1.2708 | 0.04540 | 144 | 112 | 25 | 7 |
1161 | Trying to come up with a pie in the sky idea. | 1.2708 | 0.04850 | 144 | 115 | 19 | 10 |
1162 | I'm in a pizza dough tossing contest. I figure 30,000 feet should be a winner. | 1.2708 | 0.04207 | 144 | 109 | 31 | 4 |
1163 | So: pre-flight you chose the vegetarian option, is that correct? | 1.2708 | 0.04207 | 144 | 109 | 31 | 4 |
1164 | They’re charging so much for inflight meals now... | 1.2708 | 0.04207 | 144 | 109 | 31 | 4 |
1165 | I figure everyone else gets to work on the plane, so why can't I? | 1.2708 | 0.04320 | 144 | 110 | 29 | 5 |
1166 | So, you'd rather I'd brought my baby? | 1.2708 | 0.04320 | 144 | 110 | 29 | 5 |
1167 | We take our 30-minutes-and-fresh delivery promise seriously. | 1.2708 | 0.03845 | 144 | 106 | 37 | 1 |
1168 | So, obviously, I’ll likely knead both armrests. | 1.2708 | 0.04749 | 144 | 114 | 21 | 9 |
1169 | That's a good question. | 1.2708 | 0.04645 | 144 | 113 | 23 | 8 |
1170 | Delivery in 30 minutes or its free! | 1.2708 | 0.04645 | 144 | 113 | 23 | 8 |
1171 | It said to use plane flour | 1.2708 | 0.04540 | 144 | 112 | 25 | 7 |
1172 | Des Moines. Where are you from? | 1.2708 | 0.04850 | 144 | 115 | 19 | 10 |
1173 | Yeah, it’s a good opportunity to catch up on a little work. | 1.2708 | 0.04540 | 144 | 112 | 25 | 7 |
1174 | And that’s why I became an Air Marshall. | 1.2708 | 0.04431 | 144 | 111 | 27 | 6 |
1175 | It's the original fidget spinner. | 1.2708 | 0.04850 | 144 | 115 | 19 | 10 |
1176 | I think you should consider ordering your topping choices now. | 1.2708 | 0.04207 | 144 | 109 | 31 | 4 |
1177 | It's more difficult than I imagined, trying to get some work done on the plane. | 1.2708 | 0.04207 | 144 | 109 | 31 | 4 |
1178 | He was my uncle, and it's actually pronounced 'Boy-AIR Dee.' | 1.2708 | 0.04089 | 144 | 108 | 33 | 3 |
1179 | Listen kid, you really can move up in the world if you have the dough. | 1.2708 | 0.04645 | 144 | 113 | 23 | 8 |
1180 | An upgrade would have been a better use of the extra dough” | 1.2708 | 0.04540 | 144 | 112 | 25 | 7 |
1181 | I'm trying to quit looking at my phone. | 1.2708 | 0.04645 | 144 | 113 | 23 | 8 |
1182 | Don't judge me, you know airline food. | 1.2708 | 0.04320 | 144 | 110 | 29 | 5 |
1183 | If you want to see a real trick, join me out on the wing when I bake this baby in the engine's afterburner! | 1.2708 | 0.04089 | 144 | 108 | 33 | 3 |
1184 | The captain is very particular about the crust. | 1.2708 | 0.04540 | 144 | 112 | 25 | 7 |
1185 | Would you check with the steward and see if they've got any basil? | 1.2708 | 0.04645 | 144 | 113 | 23 | 8 |
1186 | In First Class there's a pizza oven. | 1.2708 | 0.04540 | 144 | 112 | 25 | 7 |
1187 | They said I would make more dough working for the airlines" | 1.2708 | 0.04949 | 144 | 116 | 17 | 11 |
1188 | TSA confiscated the anchovies. | 1.2681 | 0.04308 | 138 | 105 | 29 | 4 |
1189 | If you knead any dough, I'm your man. | 1.2681 | 0.04308 | 138 | 105 | 29 | 4 |
1190 | I like to think of it as my pie in the sky. | 1.2681 | 0.04308 | 138 | 105 | 29 | 4 |
1191 | Of course if you want it cooked you'll have to upgrade to first class. | 1.2676 | 0.04460 | 142 | 110 | 26 | 6 |
1192 | No more paying extra for in-flight meals for me. | 1.2676 | 0.04571 | 142 | 111 | 24 | 7 |
1193 | That’s correct miss, you’re in hell. Welcome.” | 1.2676 | 0.04679 | 142 | 112 | 22 | 8 |
1194 | Hope this doesn't disturb you. | 1.2676 | 0.04347 | 142 | 109 | 28 | 5 |
1195 | They said I wasn't tossing the dough high enough... | 1.2676 | 0.04679 | 142 | 112 | 22 | 8 |
1196 | Mile Pie Club | 1.2676 | 0.04460 | 142 | 110 | 26 | 6 |
1197 | The turbulence really makes my job a breeze. | 1.2676 | 0.04784 | 142 | 113 | 20 | 9 |
1198 | The cabin pressure causes the dough to rise more. | 1.2676 | 0.04571 | 142 | 111 | 24 | 7 |
1199 | I guess you could say we deliver. | 1.2676 | 0.04347 | 142 | 109 | 28 | 5 |
1200 | I can’t sleep on planes, so I might as well get some work done. | 1.2676 | 0.04571 | 142 | 111 | 24 | 7 |
1201 | It’s my service dough. I can’t travel without it. | 1.2676 | 0.04460 | 142 | 110 | 26 | 6 |
1202 | I'm always bringing my work home with me. | 1.2676 | 0.04679 | 142 | 112 | 22 | 8 |
1203 | Once I get the hang of it, they'll let me back in the galley. | 1.2676 | 0.04111 | 142 | 107 | 32 | 3 |
1204 | I have a bet with my friends about who can get published in the New York Times cartoon section. | 1.2676 | 0.04679 | 142 | 112 | 22 | 8 |
1205 | I have a wager with Mario that I can toss my dough higher than he can. | 1.2676 | 0.04230 | 142 | 108 | 30 | 4 |
1206 | The airline wanted more dough. | 1.2676 | 0.04460 | 142 | 110 | 26 | 6 |
1207 | TSA took my tomato sauce, so I'm making cheese sticks instead. | 1.2676 | 0.04679 | 142 | 112 | 22 | 8 |
1208 | I was telling my boss about a pie in the sky idea ... | 1.2676 | 0.04111 | 142 | 107 | 32 | 3 |
1209 | These days lots of people bring their work with them on vacation. | 1.2676 | 0.04460 | 142 | 110 | 26 | 6 |
1210 | You working? So am I. | 1.2676 | 0.04347 | 142 | 109 | 28 | 5 |
1211 | Care for a hair net ? | 1.2662 | 0.04401 | 139 | 107 | 27 | 5 |
1212 | We fly in the freshest ingredients daily. | 1.2662 | 0.04281 | 139 | 106 | 29 | 4 |
1213 | What kind of work do I do? It's sort of up in the air. | 1.2662 | 0.04518 | 139 | 108 | 25 | 6 |
1214 | When the airlines banned peanuts I sensed on opportunity" | 1.2662 | 0.04632 | 139 | 109 | 23 | 7 |
1215 | If you tell them it's emotional support dough, they'll let you take it on for free. | 1.2662 | 0.04157 | 139 | 105 | 31 | 3 |
1216 | I can never read on planes. | 1.2662 | 0.04518 | 139 | 108 | 25 | 6 |
1217 | It's my carry-out luggage. | 1.2662 | 0.04518 | 139 | 108 | 25 | 6 |
1218 | I don't mind that we have to make our own meals now -- it's getting the sauce into those three-ounce containers past the TSA. | 1.2662 | 0.04157 | 139 | 105 | 31 | 3 |
1219 | I don’t know why they wouldn’t sell me a first-class ticket. It’s not like I don’t have the dough. | 1.2662 | 0.04281 | 139 | 106 | 29 | 4 |
1220 | It all started with a peanut allergy | 1.2662 | 0.04518 | 139 | 108 | 25 | 6 |
1221 | Who do you think makes the pie in the sky? | 1.2662 | 0.04401 | 139 | 107 | 27 | 5 |
1222 | I'm no expert, but I think laptops make it harder for people to take a break and leave their jobs at the office. | 1.2662 | 0.04743 | 139 | 110 | 21 | 8 |
1223 | I have to keep going until we land because they made me check my oven. | 1.2662 | 0.04281 | 139 | 106 | 29 | 4 |
1224 | I really need a vacation | 1.2662 | 0.04518 | 139 | 108 | 25 | 6 |
1225 | It always calms me down when I fly. | 1.2662 | 0.04518 | 139 | 108 | 25 | 6 |
1226 | Just you wait till they ask if there's a chef aboard | 1.2662 | 0.04157 | 139 | 105 | 31 | 3 |
1227 | I always bring my own snacks. | 1.2662 | 0.04632 | 139 | 109 | 23 | 7 |
1228 | In retrospect, maybe cross-country delivery wasn't the best idea. | 1.2662 | 0.04518 | 139 | 108 | 25 | 6 |
1229 | The PR people checked.Guiness has no rules for how to define the highest pizza flip. | 1.2662 | 0.04632 | 139 | 109 | 23 | 7 |
1230 | It's not delivery, it's DiGiorno! | 1.2662 | 0.04518 | 139 | 108 | 25 | 6 |
1231 | Well, it's always been one of those "pie-in-the-sky" dreams of mine. | 1.2662 | 0.04518 | 139 | 108 | 25 | 6 |
1232 | I'm with Pie In The Sky pizza. | 1.2662 | 0.04958 | 139 | 112 | 17 | 10 |
1233 | I knead something to keep me calm. | 1.2662 | 0.04281 | 139 | 106 | 29 | 4 |
1234 | First time? Oh, no, I throw up on planes all the time. | 1.2662 | 0.04401 | 139 | 107 | 27 | 5 |
1235 | Of course it helps to have TSA pre-check. | 1.2662 | 0.04518 | 139 | 108 | 25 | 6 |
1236 | Do you mind using headphones? You’re being rude and I have to concentrate. | 1.2662 | 0.04743 | 139 | 110 | 21 | 8 |
1237 | 'No, you have to buy the whole pie!" | 1.2662 | 0.04401 | 139 | 107 | 27 | 5 |
1238 | This is my emotional support pizza dough. | 1.2662 | 0.04401 | 139 | 107 | 27 | 5 |
1239 | At least I'm not reclining my seat. | 1.2662 | 0.04632 | 139 | 109 | 23 | 7 |
1240 | It takes even more dough to sit in first class. | 1.2662 | 0.04518 | 139 | 108 | 25 | 6 |
1241 | Peanuts are 'out.' Pizza is in. Grab the tomato sauce from my seat pocket, would 'ya? | 1.2662 | 0.04632 | 139 | 109 | 23 | 7 |
1242 | Bake it? Heavens no, this is my emotional support pizza dough. | 1.2662 | 0.04632 | 139 | 109 | 23 | 7 |
1243 | I get my emotional support from yeast | 1.2662 | 0.04852 | 139 | 111 | 19 | 9 |
1244 | The leg room may be gone, but I am definitely taking advantage of the increased headroom. | 1.2662 | 0.04157 | 139 | 105 | 31 | 3 |
1245 | I had to fork over some serious dough for this flight. | 1.2662 | 0.04518 | 139 | 108 | 25 | 6 |
1246 | It helps me relax. | 1.2662 | 0.04401 | 139 | 107 | 27 | 5 |
1247 | The bankers called all of my ideas pie in the sky, and then it hit me. | 1.2661 | 0.05475 | 109 | 87 | 15 | 7 |
1248 | You eating in or taking out? | 1.2657 | 0.03837 | 143 | 106 | 36 | 1 |
1249 | We deliver fresh, world wide! | 1.2647 | 0.04205 | 136 | 103 | 30 | 3 |
1250 | On the subway yesterday I whipped up a Baked Alaska. | 1.2647 | 0.04074 | 136 | 102 | 32 | 2 |
1251 | I know. Some people can be so annoying on planes. | 1.2647 | 0.04205 | 136 | 103 | 30 | 3 |
1252 | My business is really up in the air! | 1.2647 | 0.04074 | 136 | 102 | 32 | 2 |
1253 | The guy in 17D ordered on Grub Hub. | 1.2647 | 0.04457 | 136 | 105 | 26 | 5 |
1254 | Actually you're lucky. The guy who makes the sauce is seated way up front. | 1.2647 | 0.04333 | 136 | 104 | 28 | 4 |
1255 | Really, it’s all about constant practice. | 1.2647 | 0.04333 | 136 | 104 | 28 | 4 |
1256 | How did you know I'm Albanian? | 1.2647 | 0.04695 | 136 | 107 | 22 | 7 |
1257 | Would you kindly take over for me while I use the rest room, please? | 1.2647 | 0.04333 | 136 | 104 | 28 | 4 |
1258 | Because I have difficulty keeping my hands to myself. | 1.2643 | 0.04489 | 140 | 109 | 25 | 6 |
1259 | This is why I prefer business class. | 1.2632 | 0.04255 | 133 | 101 | 29 | 3 |
1260 | I'm just hoping I don't get hand-tossed out of here. | 1.2632 | 0.04255 | 133 | 101 | 29 | 3 |
1261 | 'Autopilot this, autopilot that. Let's see that piece of electronic junk do this' | 1.2632 | 0.04515 | 133 | 103 | 25 | 5 |
1262 | Welcome to my new restaurant, Air Fare. | 1.2632 | 0.04515 | 133 | 103 | 25 | 5 |
1263 | I once had a pizzeria in first-class. | 1.2632 | 0.04387 | 133 | 102 | 27 | 4 |
1264 | If the plane's late it's free! | 1.2632 | 0.04640 | 133 | 104 | 23 | 6 |
1265 | I like to get a little work in on the train. | 1.2632 | 0.04515 | 133 | 103 | 25 | 5 |
1266 | Do you think he would mind if I asked him to turn down his music? | 1.2632 | 0.04761 | 133 | 105 | 21 | 7 |
1267 | I left my computer at home | 1.2628 | 0.04548 | 137 | 107 | 24 | 6 |
1268 | The altitude is the secret... | 1.2628 | 0.04548 | 137 | 107 | 24 | 6 |
1269 | I always work on the plane too. | 1.2628 | 0.04548 | 137 | 107 | 24 | 6 |
1270 | It's the oven that will be the problem. | 1.2628 | 0.03914 | 137 | 102 | 34 | 1 |
1271 | Ever heard of Pie in the Sky? | 1.2628 | 0.04548 | 137 | 107 | 24 | 6 |
1272 | So, I said to the gate attendant, 'But, I have a lot of dough! Can't I sit in First Class?' ... She didn't think it was funny, either. | 1.2628 | 0.04428 | 137 | 106 | 26 | 5 |
1273 | I finally got the dough to rise. | 1.2628 | 0.04778 | 137 | 109 | 20 | 8 |
1274 | Welcome to my pop-up parlor: Pie in the Sky | 1.2628 | 0.04049 | 137 | 103 | 32 | 2 |
1275 | I'm attempting the first N.Y. to L.A. continuous pizza toss. | 1.2628 | 0.04665 | 137 | 108 | 22 | 7 |
1276 | Actually I‘m not throwing the dough, I‘m afraid we are loosing height | 1.2628 | 0.04778 | 137 | 109 | 20 | 8 |
1277 | Just catching up on work | 1.2628 | 0.04548 | 137 | 107 | 24 | 6 |
1278 | Some people knit, I knead. | 1.2628 | 0.04428 | 137 | 106 | 26 | 5 |
1279 | Ok, just don’t flip out. | 1.2628 | 0.04665 | 137 | 108 | 22 | 7 |
1280 | Actually, it’s baking it at this elevation that’s the hard part. | 1.2628 | 0.04778 | 137 | 109 | 20 | 8 |
1281 | and from then on I've never eaten the airplane food | 1.2628 | 0.04548 | 137 | 107 | 24 | 6 |
1282 | It gets a rise out of people every time! | 1.2628 | 0.04665 | 137 | 108 | 22 | 7 |
1283 | First, I toss the dough 41,002 feet in the air... | 1.2628 | 0.04548 | 137 | 107 | 24 | 6 |
1284 | And our topping selections include - peanuts. | 1.2628 | 0.04889 | 137 | 110 | 18 | 9 |
1285 | I'm going for the highest pizza dough toss record. | 1.2628 | 0.04049 | 137 | 103 | 32 | 2 |
1286 | It helps the yeast rise. | 1.2628 | 0.04548 | 137 | 107 | 24 | 6 |
1287 | Yeah, I like to take my work with me too | 1.2624 | 0.04346 | 141 | 109 | 27 | 5 |
1288 | If you want deep dish, the pilot has to lower the air pressure in the cabin. | 1.2624 | 0.04228 | 141 | 108 | 29 | 4 |
1289 | This cartoon doesn't make any sense to me either. | 1.2624 | 0.04683 | 141 | 112 | 21 | 8 |
1290 | What can I say, my therapist was out of Xanax. | 1.2624 | 0.04574 | 141 | 111 | 23 | 7 |
1291 | I can’t believe I got this through security. | 1.2624 | 0.04228 | 141 | 108 | 29 | 4 |
1292 | It’s only a deep dish if we crash. | 1.2624 | 0.04574 | 141 | 111 | 23 | 7 |
1293 | The trick is to factor in our air speed. | 1.2624 | 0.04107 | 141 | 107 | 31 | 3 |
1294 | Mind if I look something up? | 1.2624 | 0.04461 | 141 | 110 | 25 | 6 |
1295 | I've found it's the best way to get the dough to rise. | 1.2612 | 0.04228 | 134 | 102 | 29 | 3 |
1296 | Have you heard of the mile high pizza pie club? | 1.2612 | 0.04228 | 134 | 102 | 29 | 3 |
1297 | I usually fly Alitalia. | 1.2595 | 0.04414 | 131 | 101 | 26 | 4 |
1298 | Always dress for the job you want. | 1.2595 | 0.04139 | 131 | 99 | 30 | 2 |
1299 | It's 30,000 miles for plain cheese or 60,000 for pepperoni. | 1.2593 | 0.04928 | 135 | 109 | 17 | 9 |
1300 | ... so I quit Subway to go freelance. | 1.2593 | 0.04331 | 135 | 104 | 27 | 4 |
1301 | I wouldn't have this leftover dough if I had flown first class. | 1.2593 | 0.03786 | 135 | 100 | 35 | 0 |
1302 | I have to get to the International Pizza Makers qualifying round as soon as we land in Rome. This is my only time to practice. | 1.2593 | 0.04456 | 135 | 105 | 25 | 5 |
1303 | It was going to be matzo, but the flight was so late, the dough levened. | 1.2593 | 0.04579 | 135 | 106 | 23 | 6 |
1304 | The airline thinks it's a money-maker. I say it's just pie in the sky. | 1.2593 | 0.04456 | 135 | 105 | 25 | 5 |
1305 | We've had a really hard time getting this gluten free crust to rise. | 1.2593 | 0.04331 | 135 | 104 | 27 | 4 |
1306 | I’ve been much more productive since I started working during my commute. | 1.2593 | 0.04579 | 135 | 106 | 23 | 6 |
1307 | Hey, it's not easy competing with Uber Eats. | 1.2593 | 0.04067 | 135 | 102 | 31 | 2 |
1308 | No, the Xray and microwaves don't seem to have affected the dough at all. | 1.2593 | 0.04331 | 135 | 104 | 27 | 4 |
1309 | Most women are only interested in my dough. | 1.2593 | 0.04579 | 135 | 106 | 23 | 6 |
1310 | I'm not just some pie in the sky dreamer; I have a falafel cart at 9th and Chestnut. | 1.2593 | 0.04928 | 135 | 109 | 17 | 9 |
1311 | My pizzas are known for their air pockets. | 1.2593 | 0.04698 | 135 | 107 | 21 | 7 |
1312 | It's the new artisan fidget spinner. It's great for those of us who can't get our support peacocks through security. | 1.2593 | 0.04456 | 135 | 105 | 25 | 5 |
1313 | You wouldn't believe what the cabin pressure does for my dough. | 1.2593 | 0.04331 | 135 | 104 | 27 | 4 |
1314 | Instead of allowing comfort pets, the airlines are offering comfort foods. | 1.2593 | 0.04331 | 135 | 104 | 27 | 4 |
1315 | Yeah you need a lot of dough for these seats. | 1.2593 | 0.04579 | 135 | 106 | 23 | 6 |
1316 | With only 50,000 miles and a little more dough, I would have been in first class. | 1.2593 | 0.04456 | 135 | 105 | 25 | 5 |
1317 | Three hours or it's free. | 1.2593 | 0.04331 | 135 | 104 | 27 | 4 |
1318 | Some people need to know. I knead the dough. | 1.2593 | 0.04579 | 135 | 106 | 23 | 6 |
1319 | You won't believe what yeast can do at 40,000 feet. | 1.2593 | 0.04331 | 135 | 104 | 27 | 4 |
1320 | I am in a pizza tossing contest to see who can toss their dough the highest. There are no rules... | 1.2593 | 0.04579 | 135 | 106 | 23 | 6 |
1321 | Is the hat a bit much? | 1.2593 | 0.04456 | 135 | 105 | 25 | 5 |
1322 | The brick oven was a real squeeze to get in the overhead compartment. | 1.2593 | 0.04201 | 135 | 103 | 29 | 3 |
1323 | I'm studying for my culinary school final. | 1.2593 | 0.04579 | 135 | 106 | 23 | 6 |
1324 | No, actually the hard part is when I'm done and have to use the tray table to put on the toppings. | 1.2593 | 0.04201 | 135 | 103 | 29 | 3 |
1325 | I always wanted to be a pilot. Unfortunately, that dream is just a pie in the sky. | 1.2593 | 0.04698 | 135 | 107 | 21 | 7 |
1326 | A dozen of them pays for the flight. The rest is pure marinara. | 1.2576 | 0.04641 | 132 | 104 | 22 | 6 |
1327 | I find the dough rises better up here | 1.2576 | 0.04641 | 132 | 104 | 22 | 6 |
1328 | Why not? Everyone else is doing their work on the plane. | 1.2576 | 0.04515 | 132 | 103 | 24 | 5 |
1329 | The best part about freelancing is that I can work from anywhere | 1.2576 | 0.04764 | 132 | 105 | 20 | 7 |
1330 | Love to chat, but I've got work to do. | 1.2576 | 0.04385 | 132 | 102 | 26 | 4 |
1331 | This is one circumstance where turbulence is a good thing! | 1.2576 | 0.03821 | 132 | 98 | 34 | 0 |
1332 | My great American novel is called, ‘The Dough Also Rises.’ | 1.2576 | 0.04251 | 132 | 101 | 28 | 3 |
1333 | I am going to a pizza makers convention. And you. | 1.2576 | 0.04764 | 132 | 105 | 20 | 7 |
1334 | The cabin pressure helps for a thin crust. It's not complicated | 1.2576 | 0.04515 | 132 | 103 | 24 | 5 |
1335 | You ever heard of the Mile-Pie Club? | 1.2576 | 0.04251 | 132 | 101 | 28 | 3 |
1336 | Simple really, momentum, plus air passing over a curved surface provides lift! | 1.2576 | 0.04764 | 132 | 105 | 20 | 7 |
1337 | I'm taking the pop-up concept to a whole new level. | 1.2576 | 0.04641 | 132 | 104 | 22 | 6 |
1338 | It’s for our new Lighter-than-Air crust. | 1.2576 | 0.04515 | 132 | 103 | 24 | 5 |
1339 | I used to be an accountant, but now I'm living out my pie-in-the-sky dreams! | 1.2576 | 0.03821 | 132 | 98 | 34 | 0 |
1340 | Unfortunately, I couldn't get the pepperoni through security. | 1.2576 | 0.04515 | 132 | 103 | 24 | 5 |
1341 | If it's not Fresh, I don't eat it | 1.2576 | 0.04764 | 132 | 105 | 20 | 7 |
1342 | I guess my analyst is right when he says I bring my work home with me. | 1.2576 | 0.04385 | 132 | 102 | 26 | 4 |
1343 | Business or pleasure? | 1.2576 | 0.04641 | 132 | 104 | 22 | 6 |
1344 | I kneaded something to pass the time. | 1.2576 | 0.04385 | 132 | 102 | 26 | 4 |
1345 | Now I can write this off as a business expense! | 1.2576 | 0.03969 | 132 | 99 | 32 | 1 |
1346 | Well my friend said all entrepreneurs will be working on their demo on the flight into SFO | 1.2576 | 0.04515 | 132 | 103 | 24 | 5 |
1347 | This is nothing. You should see Jeff in First Class with the tomatoes. | 1.2576 | 0.04385 | 132 | 102 | 26 | 4 |
1348 | Heads or tails? | 1.2576 | 0.04515 | 132 | 103 | 24 | 5 |
1349 | No I’m not an Air Marshal in disguise...I’m practicing for my Papa John’s job interview | 1.2576 | 0.04385 | 132 | 102 | 26 | 4 |
1350 | The worse was when the vegan air marshal tried to shoot it down | 1.2576 | 0.04764 | 132 | 105 | 20 | 7 |
1351 | The current record is 12 hours, 3 minutes. | 1.2576 | 0.04641 | 132 | 104 | 22 | 6 |
1352 | Unfortunately, I could only bring 3 oz. of tomato sauce. | 1.2576 | 0.04764 | 132 | 105 | 20 | 7 |
1353 | I forgot my laptop. I have to do something with my hands to make me forget we're traveling at 500 mph, 30,000 ft in the air in a tin can! | 1.2576 | 0.04641 | 132 | 104 | 22 | 6 |
1354 | I’m not a chef, I’m just hiding my weed in this hat. | 1.2576 | 0.04112 | 132 | 100 | 30 | 2 |
1355 | The overhead bin was full. | 1.2576 | 0.04641 | 132 | 104 | 22 | 6 |
1356 | I just set the Guinness record for highest pizza toss. | 1.2576 | 0.04385 | 132 | 102 | 26 | 4 |
1357 | The boss put “Hot, Fresh Pizza! We deliver anywhere, 24/7!” in the internet ad, and I got the short straw. | 1.2576 | 0.04641 | 132 | 104 | 22 | 6 |
1358 | The wings will be ready in a few. | 1.2576 | 0.04515 | 132 | 103 | 24 | 5 |
1359 | The altitude creates a thinner crust. | 1.2576 | 0.04884 | 132 | 106 | 18 | 8 |
1360 | It's cheaper than the in-flight options | 1.2576 | 0.04641 | 132 | 104 | 22 | 6 |
1361 | I figured what could possibly be a more underserved market. | 1.2574 | 0.04667 | 136 | 108 | 21 | 7 |
1362 | It’s her first time flying. | 1.2574 | 0.04782 | 136 | 109 | 19 | 8 |
1363 | I go everywhere with my emotional support starter. | 1.2574 | 0.04428 | 136 | 106 | 25 | 5 |
1364 | Long story short, I signed up for the wrong spin class | 1.2574 | 0.04667 | 136 | 108 | 21 | 7 |
1365 | I challenge any baker to make a dough that rises higher than mine. | 1.2574 | 0.04428 | 136 | 106 | 25 | 5 |
1366 | I just kneaded to get away. | 1.2574 | 0.04667 | 136 | 108 | 21 | 7 |
1367 | I really knead the dough. | 1.2574 | 0.04667 | 136 | 108 | 21 | 7 |
1368 | On my last flight I made blintzes. | 1.2574 | 0.04667 | 136 | 108 | 21 | 7 |
1369 | Sorry, the pizza is just for first class. | 1.2569 | 0.04772 | 109 | 84 | 22 | 3 |
1370 | Sorry, this is for first class only. You’ll get a choice of peanuts or chips. | 1.2569 | 0.04772 | 109 | 84 | 22 | 3 |
1371 | Fine Italian dining is only in Business Class. | 1.2558 | 0.03857 | 129 | 96 | 33 | 0 |
1372 | You said we could get some work done on the way. | 1.2558 | 0.04011 | 129 | 97 | 31 | 1 |
1373 | Mind switching seats with my brick oven? | 1.2558 | 0.04302 | 129 | 99 | 27 | 3 |
1374 | I got tired of airline food. | 1.2558 | 0.04575 | 129 | 101 | 23 | 5 |
1375 | The dough rises better at altitude. | 1.2558 | 0.04575 | 129 | 101 | 23 | 5 |
1376 | It’s sky to table. | 1.2558 | 0.04302 | 129 | 99 | 27 | 3 |
1377 | Got some work to catch up on. | 1.2556 | 0.04732 | 133 | 106 | 20 | 7 |
1378 | The sous-chef bet I couldn't throw a pizza dough up 20,000 feet in the air. Of course, I had to carry on to prove her wrong. | 1.2556 | 0.04356 | 133 | 103 | 26 | 4 |
1379 | Interested in joining the mile-pie club? | 1.2556 | 0.04732 | 133 | 106 | 20 | 7 |
1380 | I'll take mine with pepperoni and extra cheese | 1.2556 | 0.04086 | 133 | 101 | 30 | 2 |
1381 | The kitchen is a bit cramped | 1.2556 | 0.04610 | 133 | 105 | 22 | 6 |
1382 | When i booked a self-catering vacation, i was not really expecting this! | 1.2547 | 0.04845 | 106 | 82 | 21 | 3 |
1383 | It’s an experiment in relativity. And pepperoni. | 1.2540 | 0.04355 | 126 | 97 | 26 | 3 |
1384 | I only do take out | 1.2540 | 0.04499 | 126 | 98 | 24 | 4 |
1385 | Thought I'd try to get some work done during the flight... | 1.2540 | 0.04638 | 126 | 99 | 22 | 5 |
1386 | Hey! You Googled ME! | 1.2540 | 0.04772 | 126 | 100 | 20 | 6 |
1387 | Well, on flights I like to either sleep the whole way or get some work done. | 1.2540 | 0.04207 | 126 | 96 | 28 | 2 |
1388 | This is my first pizza delivery training | 1.2540 | 0.03893 | 126 | 94 | 32 | 0 |
1389 | It said let the dough rise before tossing. | 1.2540 | 0.04355 | 126 | 97 | 26 | 3 |
1390 | I can’t believe the TSA confiscated my sauce. | 1.2540 | 0.04053 | 126 | 95 | 30 | 1 |
1391 | This really airs it out. | 1.2540 | 0.04053 | 126 | 95 | 30 | 1 |
1392 | They said that I could save dough flying coach | 1.2538 | 0.04411 | 130 | 101 | 25 | 4 |
1393 | Can you believe they said I didn't have enough dough to fly in first class? | 1.2538 | 0.03984 | 130 | 98 | 31 | 1 |
1394 | In the event of a water landing, I'll get a great crust. | 1.2538 | 0.04544 | 130 | 102 | 23 | 5 |
1395 | Not only have the seats gotten smaller, they've also done away completely with the brick ovens. | 1.2538 | 0.04544 | 130 | 102 | 23 | 5 |
1396 | I'm flipping pizza dough in an airplane. | 1.2538 | 0.05041 | 130 | 106 | 15 | 9 |
1397 | I knead to get over my fear of flying. | 1.2538 | 0.04799 | 130 | 104 | 19 | 7 |
1398 | I heard they'll bump you to first class if you show you have the dough. | 1.2538 | 0.04673 | 130 | 103 | 21 | 6 |
1399 | I'm an air marshal . What do you do? | 1.2538 | 0.04799 | 130 | 104 | 19 | 7 |
1400 | ... and when I get upgraded to business class, I make a nice spaghetti alla puttanesca. | 1.2538 | 0.04673 | 130 | 103 | 21 | 6 |
1401 | What can I tell you? Long-time client, moved to L.A., just can't do without his New York pizza. | 1.2538 | 0.04673 | 130 | 103 | 21 | 6 |
1402 | Customers keep ordering plane pizza and I am racking up the frequent flyer miles! | 1.2538 | 0.04411 | 130 | 101 | 25 | 4 |
1403 | You are doing your work on the plane. Why shouldn’t I do mine? | 1.2538 | 0.04799 | 130 | 104 | 19 | 7 |
1404 | Sorry, it's only a medium. I didn't have the dough to fly first-class. | 1.2538 | 0.04411 | 130 | 101 | 25 | 4 |
1405 | The work never stops. | 1.2538 | 0.04411 | 130 | 101 | 25 | 4 |
1406 | Which shall I make a pizza or a calzone? The decison is pretty much still in the air. | 1.2538 | 0.04411 | 130 | 101 | 25 | 4 |
1407 | You can't beat the naturally occurring yeasts in here. | 1.2538 | 0.04922 | 130 | 105 | 17 | 8 |
1408 | Haven't you heard of 'Pie in the Sky'? | 1.2538 | 0.04544 | 130 | 102 | 23 | 5 |
1409 | It was either this, or pay for another carry-on. | 1.2538 | 0.04799 | 130 | 104 | 19 | 7 |
1410 | They said this would be fine, but I had to gate-check the sauce. | 1.2538 | 0.04273 | 130 | 100 | 27 | 3 |
1411 | The dough also rises. | 1.2538 | 0.04922 | 130 | 105 | 17 | 8 |
1412 | Unfortunately, the pan is in the overhead. | 1.2538 | 0.05041 | 130 | 106 | 15 | 9 |
1413 | If we encounter turbulence, it will probably land in that lady's hair in front of you. | 1.2538 | 0.04544 | 130 | 102 | 23 | 5 |
1414 | It provides extra lift. | 1.2538 | 0.04799 | 130 | 104 | 19 | 7 |
1415 | The crust comes out especially good when there's a lot of turbulence." | 1.2538 | 0.04273 | 130 | 100 | 27 | 3 |
1416 | Sorry, no pepperoni. You can get it with pretzels or peanuts. | 1.2538 | 0.04673 | 130 | 103 | 21 | 6 |
1417 | Sorry, I’m a kneady flier. | 1.2538 | 0.04799 | 130 | 104 | 19 | 7 |
1418 | And I said, "You can't fire me, I quit!" So I just left. | 1.2538 | 0.04544 | 130 | 102 | 23 | 5 |
1419 | They say it can't be done... but I'll show them. | 1.2538 | 0.04411 | 130 | 101 | 25 | 4 |
1420 | Would you mind Googling 'Find pepperoni on an airplane' for me? | 1.2538 | 0.04273 | 130 | 100 | 27 | 3 |
1421 | Ever since they banned manspreading on flights, I've had to think of more creative ways to take up as much space as possible. | 1.2524 | 0.05470 | 103 | 83 | 14 | 6 |
1422 | It also doubles as a rotation device. | 1.2523 | 0.05327 | 107 | 86 | 15 | 6 |
1423 | "Yeah, this is it for the entire coach section." | 1.2523 | 0.05159 | 107 | 85 | 17 | 5 |
1424 | You said you wanted a first class pizza. | 1.2520 | 0.03931 | 123 | 92 | 31 | 0 |
1425 | So I thought, everybody else is getting work done, why not me. | 1.2520 | 0.04178 | 127 | 97 | 28 | 2 |
1426 | Makes the crust light and airy. | 1.2520 | 0.04467 | 127 | 99 | 24 | 4 |
1427 | I get so much work done on these flights! | 1.2520 | 0.03868 | 127 | 95 | 32 | 0 |
1428 | You do your work, I’ll do mine. | 1.2520 | 0.04467 | 127 | 99 | 24 | 4 |
1429 | Sorry, Ma'am, it's a business trip. | 1.2520 | 0.04467 | 127 | 99 | 24 | 4 |
1430 | the landing's the hard part. | 1.2520 | 0.04026 | 127 | 96 | 30 | 1 |
1431 | Would you believe they only allow 1 carry out on this airline? | 1.2519 | 0.04513 | 131 | 103 | 23 | 5 |
1432 | I forgot to turn on airplane mode. | 1.2519 | 0.04513 | 131 | 103 | 23 | 5 |
1433 | Work follows me everywhere I go, too. | 1.2519 | 0.04381 | 131 | 102 | 25 | 4 |
1434 | Lighter than air! | 1.2500 | 0.04573 | 128 | 101 | 22 | 5 |
1435 | I'm only 50 flight hours away from my sky chef certification. | 1.2500 | 0.04835 | 128 | 103 | 18 | 7 |
1436 | It's a skill that travels well. | 1.2500 | 0.04150 | 128 | 98 | 28 | 2 |
1437 | Wait, let me put this in airplane mode. | 1.2500 | 0.04227 | 124 | 95 | 27 | 2 |
1438 | This isn't a pie in the sky, it's a bona fide business opportunity! | 1.2500 | 0.04379 | 124 | 96 | 25 | 3 |
1439 | Did the captain mention whether we'd be landing in 30 minutes or less? | 1.2500 | 0.04437 | 128 | 100 | 24 | 4 |
1440 | I operate a chain of fly by night pizza seats. | 1.2500 | 0.04227 | 124 | 95 | 27 | 2 |
1441 | It doubles as a parachute. | 1.2500 | 0.03999 | 128 | 97 | 30 | 1 |
1442 | Like many professionals, planes are one of the few places that I can get work done uninterupted. | 1.2500 | 0.04669 | 124 | 98 | 21 | 5 |
1443 | Overseas delivery comes with an additional surcharge, but unlimited toppings. | 1.2500 | 0.04437 | 128 | 100 | 24 | 4 |
1444 | Ever heard of the mile pie club? | 1.2500 | 0.04296 | 128 | 99 | 26 | 3 |
1445 | Could you tell the man next to me to turn his music down...its very distracting | 1.2500 | 0.04610 | 132 | 105 | 21 | 6 |
1446 | Wait until you see me juggle the meatballs. | 1.2500 | 0.04150 | 128 | 98 | 28 | 2 |
1447 | Just remember to use the high altitude recipe. | 1.2500 | 0.04437 | 128 | 100 | 24 | 4 |
1448 | I'm actually a sky marshall. Pay me no mind. | 1.2500 | 0.04437 | 128 | 100 | 24 | 4 |
1449 | Oh, I apologize for trying to immerse myself in the culture BEFORE I get to Italy... | 1.2500 | 0.04437 | 128 | 100 | 24 | 4 |
1450 | Then we put the dough on the engine and broil for ten minutes. | 1.2500 | 0.04960 | 128 | 104 | 16 | 8 |
1451 | I used to work for Alitalia | 1.2500 | 0.04835 | 128 | 103 | 18 | 7 |
1452 | Excuse me m'am, can you not type so loud, it's kind of rude and I'm kind of busy. Thanks." | 1.2500 | 0.03999 | 128 | 97 | 30 | 1 |
1453 | Guinness. | 1.2500 | 0.04960 | 128 | 104 | 16 | 8 |
1454 | Dough rises better above 1000 feet. | 1.2500 | 0.04526 | 124 | 97 | 23 | 4 |
1455 | I'm a therapy baker. | 1.2500 | 0.04296 | 128 | 99 | 26 | 3 |
1456 | Does your laptop happen to have an oven app? | 1.2500 | 0.04526 | 124 | 97 | 23 | 4 |
1457 | I have discovered that the dough rises quicker at higher altitudes. | 1.2500 | 0.04437 | 128 | 100 | 24 | 4 |
1458 | The book said that the most sure fire way to pick up girls was to have some dough. | 1.2500 | 0.04706 | 128 | 102 | 20 | 6 |
1459 | I’m always looking for an opportunity to make some dough...and impress women. | 1.2500 | 0.04379 | 124 | 96 | 25 | 3 |
1460 | Excuse me, but is that gluten-free? | 1.2500 | 0.04227 | 124 | 95 | 27 | 2 |
1461 | I used to be able to make a large. | 1.2500 | 0.04227 | 124 | 95 | 27 | 2 |
1462 | Are you kidding? Do I look like the type of guy who would get stopped by TSA agents? | 1.2500 | 0.04526 | 124 | 97 | 23 | 4 |
1463 | Totally allowable, it's my 'emotional support' pie dough. | 1.2500 | 0.03999 | 128 | 97 | 30 | 1 |
1464 | Couple of plane slices, coming up! | 1.2500 | 0.04573 | 128 | 101 | 22 | 5 |
1465 | Anytime. Anywhere. Somebody at corporate did not think this through. | 1.2500 | 0.04835 | 128 | 103 | 18 | 7 |
1466 | Recycled air is good for the dough! | 1.2500 | 0.04296 | 128 | 99 | 26 | 3 |
1467 | Oh, this? It's my emotional support dough. | 1.2500 | 0.04835 | 128 | 103 | 18 | 7 |
1468 | I'm taking a break from social media. | 1.2500 | 0.04835 | 128 | 103 | 18 | 7 |
1469 | What pizza? | 1.2500 | 0.03999 | 128 | 97 | 30 | 1 |
1470 | Please verity for Guinness that I flipped pizza dough 30,001 feet in the air. | 1.2500 | 0.04573 | 128 | 101 | 22 | 5 |
1471 | I'm on a rush delivery. | 1.2500 | 0.04706 | 128 | 102 | 20 | 6 |
1472 | My secret ingredient is germs. | 1.2500 | 0.04437 | 128 | 100 | 24 | 4 |
1473 | It was hell getting the sauce past TSA. | 1.2500 | 0.04573 | 128 | 101 | 22 | 5 |
1474 | The sauce is in the hat | 1.2500 | 0.04960 | 128 | 104 | 16 | 8 |
1475 | You know that self-described famous Italian chef you've been exchanging those romantic messages with...? | 1.2500 | 0.04835 | 128 | 103 | 18 | 7 |
1476 | Only problem was getting the overhead oven installed | 1.2500 | 0.04960 | 128 | 104 | 16 | 8 |
1477 | Sometimes it's a challenge to keep to our "fast and fresh" guarantee. | 1.2500 | 0.04437 | 128 | 100 | 24 | 4 |
1478 | Glad they left me a little dough | 1.2500 | 0.04573 | 128 | 101 | 22 | 5 |
1479 | Well, everybody's got their own spin, right? | 1.2480 | 0.04495 | 125 | 98 | 23 | 4 |
1480 | For me, there are loftier goals than a Michelin star. | 1.2480 | 0.04495 | 125 | 98 | 23 | 4 |
1481 | And its gluten-free | 1.2480 | 0.04773 | 125 | 100 | 19 | 6 |
1482 | You think they’ll let me bake my emotional support pizza? | 1.2480 | 0.04773 | 125 | 100 | 19 | 6 |
1483 | You know, this might be your only chance to join the Mile Pie Club. | 1.2480 | 0.04773 | 125 | 100 | 19 | 6 |
1484 | Guess what I do for a living? | 1.2480 | 0.04906 | 125 | 101 | 17 | 7 |
1485 | No reason. I just like to throw pizza dough on airplanes. | 1.2480 | 0.04773 | 125 | 100 | 19 | 6 |
1486 | I have to do this as long as my tray is in its upright and locked position. | 1.2480 | 0.04198 | 125 | 96 | 27 | 2 |
1487 | It calms me down when I fly... | 1.2480 | 0.04636 | 125 | 99 | 21 | 5 |
1488 | This airline insists on freshness. | 1.2480 | 0.04773 | 125 | 100 | 19 | 6 |
1489 | It's my first time flying business | 1.2480 | 0.04495 | 125 | 98 | 23 | 4 |
1490 | 'What I like about flying is, you get a chance to catch up on your work!' | 1.2480 | 0.04495 | 125 | 98 | 23 | 4 |
1491 | I didn’t have enough dough to go first class. | 1.2480 | 0.04495 | 125 | 98 | 23 | 4 |
1492 | Oh, it's completely legal alright - Newton's 1st law, you know. | 1.2480 | 0.04906 | 125 | 101 | 17 | 7 |
1493 | Nobody dresses up for air travel any more | 1.2480 | 0.04495 | 125 | 98 | 23 | 4 |
1494 | I fly coach because I knead the dough. | 1.2480 | 0.04495 | 125 | 98 | 23 | 4 |
1495 | It's all about getting air in the dough. | 1.2480 | 0.04773 | 125 | 100 | 19 | 6 |
1496 | I' studying whether Einstein was right or not: Does time slow down for a pizza on a moving train?___________ | 1.2480 | 0.04636 | 125 | 99 | 21 | 5 |
1497 | You have to book business class if you want sauce. | 1.2480 | 0.04495 | 125 | 98 | 23 | 4 |
1498 | And turns out theres some big loopholes for "World Highest Crust Toss" | 1.2480 | 0.04636 | 125 | 99 | 21 | 5 |
1499 | I'm tired of those pretzels they serve | 1.2480 | 0.04906 | 125 | 101 | 17 | 7 |
1500 | They took away the kitchen when they made first class roomier. | 1.2480 | 0.04495 | 125 | 98 | 23 | 4 |
1501 | Folks, although our live broadcast of Kitchens of New York is delayed due to traffic control, let’s go ahead and get started now. | 1.2480 | 0.04636 | 125 | 99 | 21 | 5 |
1502 | The recycled oxygen really brings out the taste. | 1.2480 | 0.04636 | 125 | 99 | 21 | 5 |
1503 | I’m headed to the British Baking Show. | 1.2480 | 0.04773 | 125 | 100 | 19 | 6 |
1504 | Pie in the sky. Go figure. | 1.2480 | 0.04636 | 125 | 99 | 21 | 5 |
1505 | I choose to take the red-eyes because I knead to get some work done to make some dough. | 1.2480 | 0.04906 | 125 | 101 | 17 | 7 |
1506 | I heard you're more likely to get an upgrade if you look like you have a lot of dough. | 1.2480 | 0.04906 | 125 | 101 | 17 | 7 |
1507 | ...and everything just feels like it's up in the air right now. | 1.2480 | 0.04495 | 125 | 98 | 23 | 4 |
1508 | I'm being deported. And yes, the White House chef is considered a senior administration official. | 1.2480 | 0.05036 | 125 | 102 | 15 | 8 |
1509 | My prof said, "The dough needs to rise as high as possible." | 1.2480 | 0.04636 | 125 | 99 | 21 | 5 |
1510 | It's a new pizza delivery system we're piloting. | 1.2480 | 0.04495 | 125 | 98 | 23 | 4 |
1511 | And they said I'd never get pass TSA with a white headdress. | 1.2480 | 0.04349 | 125 | 97 | 25 | 3 |
1512 | People just tell me it's pie in the sky | 1.2480 | 0.04495 | 125 | 98 | 23 | 4 |
1513 | It's more visceral than a fidget spinner, and it helps me justify using the trip as a business expense. | 1.2480 | 0.04636 | 125 | 99 | 21 | 5 |
1514 | I’m practicing for an interview in Italy | 1.2480 | 0.04773 | 125 | 100 | 19 | 6 |
1515 | It’s called rising dough. | 1.2480 | 0.04041 | 125 | 95 | 29 | 1 |
1516 | Do you know where they keep the on-flight oven? | 1.2480 | 0.04773 | 125 | 100 | 19 | 6 |
1517 | No reason, why do you ask? | 1.2480 | 0.04495 | 125 | 98 | 23 | 4 |
1518 | It's chick bait. | 1.2480 | 0.04198 | 125 | 96 | 27 | 2 |
1519 | ... cause I like my dough extra airy. | 1.2480 | 0.04636 | 125 | 99 | 21 | 5 |
1520 | It's part of our new hotspot delivery service. | 1.2480 | 0.04495 | 125 | 98 | 23 | 4 |
1521 | My ambition to become a world-renowned chef is just pie-in-the-sky at this point. | 1.2480 | 0.04636 | 125 | 99 | 21 | 5 |
1522 | They say distraction is good for airplane anxiety. | 1.2475 | 0.04316 | 101 | 76 | 25 | 0 |
1523 | Do you mind if I turn on my reading light? | 1.2460 | 0.05000 | 126 | 103 | 15 | 8 |
1524 | I’m testing a new concept of “do-it-yourself” airline food. | 1.2460 | 0.04739 | 126 | 101 | 19 | 6 |
1525 | One day I realized it makes quite a good fidget device. | 1.2460 | 0.04603 | 126 | 100 | 21 | 5 |
1526 | I'm using high-altitude flour. | 1.2460 | 0.04319 | 126 | 98 | 25 | 3 |
1527 | It's pie-on-the-fly | 1.2460 | 0.03852 | 126 | 95 | 31 | 0 |
1528 | I figured I’d get some work done on the flight. | 1.2460 | 0.04739 | 126 | 101 | 19 | 6 |
1529 | They better not be out of tomato juice. | 1.2460 | 0.04463 | 126 | 99 | 23 | 4 |
1530 | I have very specific dietary needs. | 1.2460 | 0.04463 | 126 | 99 | 23 | 4 |
1531 | Of course you can have pie in the sky, if you have the dough. | 1.2460 | 0.04739 | 126 | 101 | 19 | 6 |
1532 | I'm trying to prove that the higher you throw it, the better the crust. | 1.2460 | 0.04463 | 126 | 99 | 23 | 4 |
1533 | Why yes, I was subjected to additional screening? How did you know? | 1.2460 | 0.04603 | 126 | 100 | 21 | 5 |
1534 | To sit in First Class required more dough. | 1.2460 | 0.04169 | 126 | 97 | 27 | 2 |
1535 | I really should have bought the meal plan. | 1.2460 | 0.04739 | 126 | 101 | 19 | 6 |
1536 | You think extra leg room is expensive... | 1.2460 | 0.04603 | 126 | 100 | 21 | 5 |
1537 | Pizza's always better when you toss it up in the air. | 1.2460 | 0.04739 | 126 | 101 | 19 | 6 |
1538 | I'm learning to make pizza. What are you doing on your laptop? | 1.2460 | 0.04014 | 126 | 96 | 29 | 1 |
1539 | It's part of our pie in the sky promotion | 1.2460 | 0.04319 | 126 | 98 | 25 | 3 |
1540 | We're out of the no-pie zone. | 1.2460 | 0.04014 | 126 | 96 | 29 | 1 |
1541 | The head chef told me I need to practice tossing it in the air. | 1.2460 | 0.04603 | 126 | 100 | 21 | 5 |
1542 | It's the only way to get the dough to rise high enough. | 1.2460 | 0.04603 | 126 | 100 | 21 | 5 |
1543 | I am superstitious. As long as it is in the air, so are we. | 1.2460 | 0.04463 | 126 | 99 | 23 | 4 |
1544 | I guess I did take him too literally when he asked if I had the dough to fly | 1.2460 | 0.04739 | 126 | 101 | 19 | 6 |
1545 | Air pockets are my friend. | 1.2460 | 0.04319 | 126 | 98 | 25 | 3 |
1546 | It’s ‘Iron Chef - Airline Pretzel Edition’. | 1.2459 | 0.04701 | 122 | 97 | 20 | 5 |
1547 | Ever since then I started packing my own lunch. | 1.2459 | 0.04701 | 122 | 97 | 20 | 5 |
1548 | Work trips, am I right? | 1.2459 | 0.04555 | 122 | 96 | 22 | 4 |
1549 | I’m going for the record ...highest pizza toss | 1.2459 | 0.04084 | 122 | 93 | 28 | 1 |
1550 | I'm not doing this to relax, I'm on a deadline! | 1.2459 | 0.04843 | 122 | 98 | 18 | 6 |
1551 | Who doesn't like an in-flight pizza? | 1.2459 | 0.04403 | 122 | 95 | 24 | 3 |
1552 | The recipe said to let the dough rise. | 1.2459 | 0.04403 | 122 | 95 | 24 | 3 |
1553 | They're trying a new seat-to-tray menu in Coach. | 1.2441 | 0.04432 | 127 | 100 | 23 | 4 |
1554 | It's part of the "bring your own snacks" thing. | 1.2441 | 0.04432 | 127 | 100 | 23 | 4 |
1555 | Because I'm in training, their food is terrible, and there's nothing about this in the rules. | 1.2441 | 0.04571 | 127 | 101 | 21 | 5 |
1556 | You're probably wondering why I'm not in first class the way I toss around my dough. | 1.2441 | 0.04289 | 127 | 99 | 25 | 3 |
1557 | I'm thinking of calling it "pie in the sky". | 1.2441 | 0.04571 | 127 | 101 | 21 | 5 |
1558 | I figured for the prices they charge for food on flights these days... | 1.2441 | 0.04706 | 127 | 102 | 19 | 6 |
1559 | I recently found out from a genetic test that I'm 2.9% Italian. | 1.2441 | 0.04706 | 127 | 102 | 19 | 6 |
1560 | I'm using a high altitude recipe. | 1.2439 | 0.04217 | 123 | 95 | 26 | 2 |
1561 | I'd share but they only allowed me to carry on four ounces of sauce. | 1.2439 | 0.04667 | 123 | 98 | 20 | 5 |
1562 | Let's hope this is the only thing that goes into a flat spin. | 1.2439 | 0.04667 | 123 | 98 | 20 | 5 |
1563 | Working during my commute gives me a big head start on the day ahead. | 1.2439 | 0.04522 | 123 | 97 | 22 | 4 |
1564 | The TSA took away my laptop. | 1.2439 | 0.04808 | 123 | 99 | 18 | 6 |
1565 | I couldn't stand the heat. | 1.2439 | 0.04667 | 123 | 98 | 20 | 5 |
1566 | It's amazing how productive I am when I'm not constantly being interrupted. | 1.2439 | 0.04944 | 123 | 100 | 16 | 7 |
1567 | I just can't eat airline food. | 1.2439 | 0.04808 | 123 | 99 | 18 | 6 |
1568 | What's the deal with airline food? For one, it's always a toss up! | 1.2439 | 0.04667 | 123 | 98 | 20 | 5 |
1569 | When they said the restaurant would take off, I didn't think they meant literally. | 1.2439 | 0.04522 | 123 | 97 | 22 | 4 |
1570 | Twenty one thousand six hundred twenty four,twenty one thousand six hundred twenty five,twenty one thousand six hundred twenty six,tw... | 1.2439 | 0.04522 | 123 | 97 | 22 | 4 |
1571 | The secret is to really let the dough rise. | 1.2439 | 0.04372 | 123 | 96 | 24 | 3 |
1572 | I hold the record for keeping it in the air longest. | 1.2439 | 0.04667 | 123 | 98 | 20 | 5 |
1573 | Fasten your seatbelt. I’m about to demonstrate Newton’s third Law of Motion | 1.2439 | 0.04944 | 123 | 100 | 16 | 7 |
1574 | All my dough is tossed up to about 30,000 feet. | 1.2439 | 0.05207 | 123 | 102 | 12 | 9 |
1575 | I just needed a letter from my doctor to bring my comfort food on board. | 1.2439 | 0.04372 | 123 | 96 | 24 | 3 |
1576 | I have to be doing something with my hands. You got any other ideas? | 1.2439 | 0.04217 | 123 | 95 | 26 | 2 |
1577 | 200 more hours and my internship is over | 1.2439 | 0.04667 | 123 | 98 | 20 | 5 |
1578 | The cabin’s pressure is great for the dough. Also, our customers love how the jet lag ages the pizza so it tastes like their having left overs. It’s the college nostalgia market. | 1.2439 | 0.04808 | 123 | 99 | 18 | 6 |
1579 | I find plane rides a productive time to get work done. | 1.2439 | 0.04217 | 123 | 95 | 26 | 2 |
1580 | So I told the TSA guy that it's a non-Newtonian fluid, not a liquid. | 1.2439 | 0.04522 | 123 | 97 | 22 | 4 |
1581 | I knead to pass the time. | 1.2439 | 0.04372 | 123 | 96 | 24 | 3 |
1582 | Could you hand me the bag of flour under my seat? | 1.2439 | 0.04667 | 123 | 98 | 20 | 5 |
1583 | I thought I would take pizza making to the next level. | 1.2439 | 0.04372 | 123 | 96 | 24 | 3 |
1584 | Has anyone out there seen plaid shirt guy? He was supposed to pick up his order on this flight. | 1.2439 | 0.04372 | 123 | 96 | 24 | 3 |
1585 | Last week I tried juggling to pass the time on the flight. | 1.2439 | 0.04667 | 123 | 98 | 20 | 5 |
1586 | The secret to a great crust is New York City water. | 1.2439 | 0.04667 | 123 | 98 | 20 | 5 |
1587 | You have no idea how much I kneaded this vacation. | 1.2439 | 0.04372 | 123 | 96 | 24 | 3 |
1588 | I never rely on airplane food. | 1.2439 | 0.04372 | 123 | 96 | 24 | 3 |
1589 | I’m really good at multi tasking. | 1.2439 | 0.04056 | 123 | 94 | 28 | 1 |
1590 | Tossing the dough high in the air makes the crust tender. Twenty-five thousand feel is about right." | 1.2439 | 0.04522 | 123 | 97 | 22 | 4 |
1591 | Just like you, I have trouble leaving work behind. | 1.2439 | 0.04372 | 123 | 96 | 24 | 3 |
1592 | I'm the emotional therapy chef. | 1.2439 | 0.04522 | 123 | 97 | 22 | 4 |
1593 | He pays extra to have it delivered fresh to the White House. | 1.2439 | 0.04056 | 123 | 94 | 28 | 1 |
1594 | Why is it that YOU can bring your work on the plane? | 1.2439 | 0.04056 | 123 | 94 | 28 | 1 |
1595 | Figured I'd make lunch while waiting for Windows updates | 1.2439 | 0.04808 | 123 | 99 | 18 | 6 |
1596 | I had a pie-in-the-sky idea that I think will work. | 1.2439 | 0.04217 | 123 | 95 | 26 | 2 |
1597 | Seems like everyone's working 24-7 nowadays just to make enough dough. | 1.2439 | 0.04808 | 123 | 99 | 18 | 6 |
1598 | It's my comfort dough; travels with me everywhere. | 1.2439 | 0.04944 | 123 | 100 | 16 | 7 |
1599 | I’m competing in a contest for highest pizza toss. | 1.2439 | 0.04808 | 123 | 99 | 18 | 6 |
1600 | The DIY dinner was cheaper. | 1.2439 | 0.04667 | 123 | 98 | 20 | 5 |
1601 | Yeah, turbulence is rough, but what's really tricky is crossing the Equator. | 1.2439 | 0.05077 | 123 | 101 | 14 | 8 |
1602 | I know it makes the pizza expensive but this rarified air does such wonderful things for the dough. | 1.2439 | 0.04056 | 123 | 94 | 28 | 1 |
1603 | I'm working a high altitude crust. | 1.2439 | 0.04217 | 123 | 95 | 26 | 2 |
1604 | You won't believe the trouble TSA put me through. | 1.2439 | 0.04808 | 123 | 99 | 18 | 6 |
1605 | The higher in the air you toss it, the better the pizza. | 1.2439 | 0.04808 | 123 | 99 | 18 | 6 |
1606 | Except we call it the Mile Pie Club | 1.2439 | 0.04808 | 123 | 99 | 18 | 6 |
1607 | The altitude makes for a fluffier crust. | 1.2439 | 0.04944 | 123 | 100 | 16 | 7 |
1608 | Sourdough is just a bacterial culture so this is the perfect environment. | 1.2439 | 0.04522 | 123 | 97 | 22 | 4 |
1609 | Snack pretzels are out. fresh pretzels are in! | 1.2439 | 0.04372 | 123 | 96 | 24 | 3 |
1610 | It helps with the Anxiety. | 1.2439 | 0.04522 | 123 | 97 | 22 | 4 |
1611 | When almost in Rome. | 1.2437 | 0.04617 | 119 | 94 | 21 | 4 |
1612 | My work doesn’t exactly need Wi-fi. | 1.2437 | 0.04617 | 119 | 94 | 21 | 4 |
1613 | Peanut and gluten free, which is tough at this altitude! | 1.2437 | 0.04128 | 119 | 91 | 27 | 1 |
1614 | Next flight I should have my emotional support brick oven. | 1.2427 | 0.05248 | 103 | 83 | 15 | 5 |
1615 | I knead my emotional support | 1.2424 | 0.04992 | 99 | 78 | 18 | 3 |
1616 | I wish I had enough dough for business class. | 1.2422 | 0.04539 | 128 | 102 | 21 | 5 |
1617 | I'm on a working vacation. | 1.2419 | 0.04341 | 124 | 97 | 24 | 3 |
1618 | Would you believe the Guinness record is only 118 | 1.2419 | 0.04633 | 124 | 99 | 20 | 5 |
1619 | This counts as my 'personal item.' | 1.2419 | 0.04908 | 124 | 101 | 16 | 7 |
1620 | I used to be a Benihana chef but they never let me fly | 1.2419 | 0.04341 | 124 | 97 | 24 | 3 |
1621 | It's pie in the sky. | 1.2419 | 0.04490 | 124 | 98 | 22 | 4 |
1622 | The altitude helps with the gluten window | 1.2419 | 0.04633 | 124 | 99 | 20 | 5 |
1623 | They said to let the dough rise. | 1.2419 | 0.04341 | 124 | 97 | 24 | 3 |
1624 | Jeff Bezos wanted a New York-style pizza." | 1.2419 | 0.05040 | 124 | 102 | 14 | 8 |
1625 | It's a gift. I choose not to question it. | 1.2419 | 0.04490 | 124 | 98 | 22 | 4 |
1626 | Now, it's your turn. | 1.2400 | 0.05341 | 100 | 81 | 14 | 5 |
1627 | It's for the drop down menu. | 1.2400 | 0.05148 | 100 | 80 | 16 | 4 |
1628 | I thought this was a working environment. | 1.2397 | 0.04698 | 121 | 97 | 19 | 5 |
1629 | Well...I only had the ingredients for the high altitude recipe. | 1.2397 | 0.04395 | 121 | 95 | 23 | 3 |
1630 | I started out walking and chewing gum. | 1.2397 | 0.04698 | 121 | 97 | 19 | 5 |
1631 | I'll bet you anything that TSA guy was a pineapple person. | 1.2397 | 0.04549 | 121 | 96 | 21 | 4 |
1632 | I just put it on auto-pilot till my dough rises. | 1.2397 | 0.04843 | 121 | 98 | 17 | 6 |
1633 | Our Pizza tossing class is having a final today | 1.2397 | 0.04843 | 121 | 98 | 17 | 6 |
1634 | It has the highest carbon footprint of any pizza out there. | 1.2397 | 0.04549 | 121 | 96 | 21 | 4 |
1635 | Rush call from the White House. Pizza with baloney. | 1.2397 | 0.04549 | 121 | 96 | 21 | 4 |
1636 | I'm only average looking, but I do make a lot of dough. | 1.2397 | 0.04698 | 121 | 97 | 19 | 5 |
1637 | Planes are a great place to get some extra work done.” | 1.2397 | 0.04698 | 121 | 97 | 19 | 5 |
1638 | Sorry, wood-fired baking is only available in business class or higher. | 1.2397 | 0.04236 | 121 | 94 | 25 | 2 |
1639 | I bet a guy I could throw a pizza crust over 20,000 feet high. | 1.2397 | 0.04843 | 121 | 98 | 17 | 6 |
1640 | If you fly first-class, you get toppings. | 1.2397 | 0.04843 | 121 | 98 | 17 | 6 |
1641 | After our best customer moved two thousand miles away we started thinking outside the box. | 1.2397 | 0.04698 | 121 | 97 | 19 | 5 |
1642 | The Parapetic school of philosophy dates from 335 B.C. I have been a practitioner since high school. | 1.2397 | 0.04983 | 121 | 99 | 15 | 7 |
1643 | Don’t ask. | 1.2397 | 0.04549 | 121 | 96 | 21 | 4 |
1644 | Actually, my plans are up in the air right now. | 1.2397 | 0.04549 | 121 | 96 | 21 | 4 |
1645 | I’ve gotten so much work done on this flight. | 1.2397 | 0.04236 | 121 | 94 | 25 | 2 |
1646 | I can flip the pizza with the seat belt on or off. | 1.2397 | 0.04698 | 121 | 97 | 19 | 5 |
1647 | Delivery in 5 hours or less or it is free. | 1.2397 | 0.04698 | 121 | 97 | 19 | 5 |
1648 | It's my fidget spinner when I fly | 1.2397 | 0.04236 | 121 | 94 | 25 | 2 |
1649 | Believe it or not, I'm a pizza cook. | 1.2397 | 0.04983 | 121 | 99 | 15 | 7 |
1650 | Airplanes are one of the few places where I can work without all of the distractions. | 1.2397 | 0.04698 | 121 | 97 | 19 | 5 |
1651 | No, I'm Irish. | 1.2397 | 0.04983 | 121 | 99 | 15 | 7 |
1652 | You think this is something? Watch how I bake it! | 1.2397 | 0.04549 | 121 | 96 | 21 | 4 |
1653 | I'm sorry pineapple on pizza is just plain wrong. | 1.2397 | 0.04983 | 121 | 99 | 15 | 7 |
1654 | I thought I'd rise to the occasion | 1.2397 | 0.04236 | 121 | 94 | 25 | 2 |
1655 | Can you believe these ‘low cost’ airlines?! I have to make lunch for the crew, since I checked a bag .. | 1.2397 | 0.04549 | 121 | 96 | 21 | 4 |
1656 | I'm not sure; everything's up in the air at the moment. | 1.2397 | 0.04983 | 121 | 99 | 15 | 7 |
1657 | SkyMall Pizza? | 1.2397 | 0.05119 | 121 | 100 | 13 | 8 |
1658 | There’s less dough in coach | 1.2397 | 0.04549 | 121 | 96 | 21 | 4 |
1659 | It’s hard for me to let go of work. | 1.2397 | 0.04549 | 121 | 96 | 21 | 4 |
1660 | I always try to get a little work done on the long flights. | 1.2397 | 0.04549 | 121 | 96 | 21 | 4 |
1661 | I used to be a slave to electronics like you. | 1.2397 | 0.04843 | 121 | 98 | 17 | 6 |
1662 | I figured I would get some work done on the flight home. | 1.2397 | 0.04549 | 121 | 96 | 21 | 4 |
1663 | At this altitude, you don't gain weight. | 1.2397 | 0.04843 | 121 | 98 | 17 | 6 |
1664 | I guess you think I'm a weirdough. | 1.2397 | 0.04698 | 121 | 97 | 19 | 5 |
1665 | Actually it's silly putty and almost big enough to make a copy of the inflight magazine | 1.2396 | 0.04623 | 96 | 74 | 21 | 1 |
1666 | Well, you did say, ‘To go.’ | 1.2393 | 0.04485 | 117 | 92 | 22 | 3 |
1667 | For our coast-to-coast deliveries, if it’s not there within 7 hours, it’s free. | 1.2393 | 0.04143 | 117 | 90 | 26 | 1 |
1668 | I need to practice for a job interview. | 1.2393 | 0.04646 | 117 | 93 | 20 | 4 |
1669 | This is the only way to get your dough to rise. | 1.2393 | 0.04646 | 117 | 93 | 20 | 4 |
1670 | Yes. Yeast is one way of making it rise. | 1.2393 | 0.04646 | 117 | 93 | 20 | 4 |
1671 | Oh This? Its just pie in the sky. | 1.2393 | 0.04485 | 117 | 92 | 22 | 3 |
1672 | I used to be a science teacher" | 1.2393 | 0.04802 | 117 | 94 | 18 | 5 |
1673 | On the Endeavour, it just keeps going up. | 1.2393 | 0.03961 | 117 | 89 | 28 | 0 |
1674 | Well, you did order it “to go”! | 1.2377 | 0.04664 | 122 | 98 | 19 | 5 |
1675 | Don't look now, but I think that's Simon Cowell. | 1.2373 | 0.04286 | 118 | 92 | 24 | 2 |
1676 | I am constantly searching and studying air pressure for the perfect thin crust | 1.2373 | 0.05061 | 118 | 97 | 14 | 7 |
1677 | I’m trying to bring delivery to new heights. | 1.2373 | 0.04915 | 118 | 96 | 16 | 6 |
1678 | It's not fair, no one complains when you work on your laptop. | 1.2373 | 0.04451 | 118 | 93 | 22 | 3 |
1679 | You also traveling for business?” | 1.2373 | 0.04611 | 118 | 94 | 20 | 4 |
1680 | Yes, pizza for dinner because I spent all my money on leg room and a second bag | 1.2373 | 0.03933 | 118 | 90 | 28 | 0 |
1681 | Why am I doing this? It's on a knead to know basis. | 1.2373 | 0.04766 | 118 | 95 | 18 | 5 |
1682 | I used to toss my cookies. | 1.2373 | 0.04451 | 118 | 93 | 22 | 3 |
1683 | It's actually rubber. I haven't had anyone use my arm rest since I started using it. | 1.2373 | 0.04766 | 118 | 95 | 18 | 5 |
1684 | They would've charged me more dough to sit up front. | 1.2373 | 0.04766 | 118 | 95 | 18 | 5 |
1685 | It feels nice to knock out some billable hours while in the air. | 1.2373 | 0.04766 | 118 | 95 | 18 | 5 |
1686 | It's my own form of stress management. | 1.2373 | 0.04915 | 118 | 96 | 16 | 6 |
1687 | You probably should close that laptop for the fajitas. | 1.2373 | 0.04915 | 118 | 96 | 16 | 6 |
1688 | Look on the bright side - I could have been a fire juggler! | 1.2373 | 0.04113 | 118 | 91 | 26 | 1 |
1689 | It's our new ad campaign: Made Fresh and Delivered Anywhere in the World. | 1.2373 | 0.04915 | 118 | 96 | 16 | 6 |
1690 | They always said my dreams were pie-in-the-sky, but now see where I am. | 1.2373 | 0.04451 | 118 | 93 | 22 | 3 |
1691 | Yeah... my career is really up in the air at the moment. | 1.2373 | 0.04915 | 118 | 96 | 16 | 6 |
1692 | Heads, you stay where you are. Tails, I get the aisle seat" | 1.2373 | 0.05202 | 118 | 98 | 12 | 8 |
1693 | Chicago just wasn't a good fit for me. | 1.2373 | 0.04113 | 118 | 91 | 26 | 1 |
1694 | This emotional support dough works as well as a dog | 1.2373 | 0.04915 | 118 | 96 | 16 | 6 |
1695 | Mr. Musk maintains that a pressurized cabin at 35,000 feet provides just the right conditions for getting the perfect texture for a pizza dough. | 1.2373 | 0.04451 | 118 | 93 | 22 | 3 |
1696 | Don't judge me. This is my emotional support pizza dough. | 1.2373 | 0.04286 | 118 | 92 | 24 | 2 |
1697 | I've found if I use enough semolina, it won't stick to the ceiling. | 1.2373 | 0.04915 | 118 | 96 | 16 | 6 |
1698 | Then i sit on it for six hours 'til it's ready ~ you want a slice? | 1.2373 | 0.05202 | 118 | 98 | 12 | 8 |
1699 | Now Joe could legitimately advertise his 30,000 foot high pizza. | 1.2373 | 0.04611 | 118 | 94 | 20 | 4 |
1700 | They live in LA, but crave New York-style. | 1.2373 | 0.04915 | 118 | 96 | 16 | 6 |
1701 | It's probably hard to believe, but I've always been a bit different! | 1.2373 | 0.04915 | 118 | 96 | 16 | 6 |
1702 | I’ve always wanted to visit Europe and now, finally, I’ve got the dough. | 1.2373 | 0.04611 | 118 | 94 | 20 | 4 |
1703 | From my perspective, it's a toss-up. | 1.2373 | 0.05061 | 118 | 97 | 14 | 7 |
1704 | Please Google " what to do with tossed pizza dough when have no pan, oven, plate?" | 1.2373 | 0.04611 | 118 | 94 | 20 | 4 |
1705 | The trick is to wait for the air pockets and spare the wrists. | 1.2373 | 0.04113 | 118 | 91 | 26 | 1 |
1706 | Actually, the smaller overhead bins have been really good for me. | 1.2373 | 0.04766 | 118 | 95 | 18 | 5 |
1707 | You would think so, but I find it's quite the conversation starter. | 1.2373 | 0.04451 | 118 | 93 | 22 | 3 |
1708 | Management recently started paying our commute time. | 1.2373 | 0.04451 | 118 | 93 | 22 | 3 |
1709 | It’s getting tougher to get the ingredients through security. | 1.2373 | 0.04611 | 118 | 94 | 20 | 4 |
1710 | My boss needs to rethink this whole delivery thing. | 1.2373 | 0.04611 | 118 | 94 | 20 | 4 |
1711 | I prefer the comfort of pizza to pets. | 1.2373 | 0.04611 | 118 | 94 | 20 | 4 |
1712 | Sometimes dough doesn't guarantee first class. | 1.2373 | 0.04766 | 118 | 95 | 18 | 5 |
1713 | They haven't thrown me off the plane yet cause I'm white. | 1.2373 | 0.04915 | 118 | 96 | 16 | 6 |
1714 | Baking at high altitude is harder than it looks | 1.2373 | 0.04611 | 118 | 94 | 20 | 4 |
1715 | OMG. The guy behind me has been tossing a friggin’ pizza and singing ‘That’s Amore’ for almost two hours now! | 1.2373 | 0.05061 | 118 | 97 | 14 | 7 |
1716 | I provide farm-to-traytable service. | 1.2373 | 0.04611 | 118 | 94 | 20 | 4 |
1717 | In Boulder we call this a "Mile High." | 1.2373 | 0.04611 | 118 | 94 | 20 | 4 |
1718 | And they say working remotely would hurt my productivity. | 1.2373 | 0.04286 | 118 | 92 | 24 | 2 |
1719 | It doesn't count as a carry on. | 1.2373 | 0.04451 | 118 | 93 | 22 | 3 |
1720 | Yeah, emotional support pizza is pretty common, I make a killing after the drink cart passes. | 1.2373 | 0.04286 | 118 | 92 | 24 | 2 |
1721 | I'm OK as long as I maintain its moment of inertia and angular acceleration around a single perpendicular axis. If I don't, I get in trouble with Newton's Second Law for Rotation. Especially if someone asks for anchovies. | 1.2373 | 0.04766 | 118 | 95 | 18 | 5 |
1722 | They put you in the back of the plane in a middle seat and expect you to be able to work. | 1.2373 | 0.04286 | 118 | 92 | 24 | 2 |
1723 | Actually, everything I do is pie in the sky. | 1.2373 | 0.05202 | 118 | 98 | 12 | 8 |
1724 | Sorry, to get that you have to upgrade your seat to the "Economy Plus Gluten-free" section. | 1.2373 | 0.04451 | 118 | 93 | 22 | 3 |
1725 | Think of it as UberEats 2.0 | 1.2373 | 0.04451 | 118 | 93 | 22 | 3 |
1726 | Actually, it's my registered emotional support device. | 1.2373 | 0.04915 | 118 | 96 | 16 | 6 |
1727 | We call it the "Mile-High-Pie Club". | 1.2373 | 0.05061 | 118 | 97 | 14 | 7 |
1728 | It's part of our new premium delivery service | 1.2371 | 0.05238 | 97 | 78 | 15 | 4 |
1729 | I like to bring my work with me also when I commute. | 1.2368 | 0.04370 | 114 | 89 | 23 | 2 |
1730 | This is much easier than milking a cow. | 1.2368 | 0.04189 | 114 | 88 | 25 | 1 |
1731 | If it's not there in five-and-a-half hours with a short layover in Minneapolis, it's free. | 1.2368 | 0.04874 | 114 | 92 | 17 | 5 |
1732 | Of course, relativity tells us that if the Captain were to bank hard left or right, you or headphone guy here would get a pie in the face. | 1.2368 | 0.04370 | 114 | 89 | 23 | 2 |
1733 | Business Class Has Its Advantages. | 1.2368 | 0.04370 | 114 | 89 | 23 | 2 |
1734 | Quiet vigilance just doesn't cut it for Air Marshals these days. | 1.2353 | 0.04730 | 119 | 96 | 18 | 5 |
1735 | Please don’t think i’m rude, i’ve just got a lot of work to get done between Chicago and New York. | 1.2353 | 0.04730 | 119 | 96 | 18 | 5 |
1736 | This is the easy part, getting through security....... | 1.2353 | 0.05022 | 119 | 98 | 14 | 7 |
1737 | Airplane rides are a pizza cake! | 1.2353 | 0.05246 | 102 | 83 | 14 | 5 |
1738 | This was the only way TSA would let me bring NY style pizza back home. | 1.2353 | 0.04418 | 119 | 94 | 22 | 3 |
1739 | I specialize in unrealistic business plans. | 1.2333 | 0.04984 | 120 | 99 | 14 | 7 |
1740 | It's my work-at-home day | 1.2333 | 0.04223 | 120 | 94 | 24 | 2 |
1741 | The delivery game in my line of work is getting more competitive. | 1.2328 | 0.04304 | 116 | 91 | 23 | 2 |
1742 | This is more than just pie in the sky...it’s also dough on the go! | 1.2328 | 0.04475 | 116 | 92 | 21 | 3 |
1743 | I love my job | 1.2328 | 0.04640 | 116 | 93 | 19 | 4 |
1744 | Then my Dad said, "If you really want to make some dough, you should move to the city." | 1.2328 | 0.04798 | 116 | 94 | 17 | 5 |
1745 | Some people need a comfort pet. I kneed my dough! | 1.2328 | 0.04798 | 116 | 94 | 17 | 5 |
1746 | Did you say thin crust? | 1.2328 | 0.04798 | 116 | 94 | 17 | 5 |
1747 | is this what you Americans call a work trip. | 1.2328 | 0.05101 | 116 | 96 | 13 | 7 |
1748 | I’m sorry, pepperoni is reserved for Business Class only. | 1.2328 | 0.04798 | 116 | 94 | 17 | 5 |
1749 | We're raising dough for charity. | 1.2328 | 0.04640 | 116 | 93 | 19 | 4 |
1750 | “I didn’t want to pay the $8.95, for the Italian dinner box.” | 1.2328 | 0.04798 | 116 | 94 | 17 | 5 |
1751 | ... and in the event of an emergency landing on the water, it can be used as a flotation device. | 1.2328 | 0.04304 | 116 | 91 | 23 | 2 |
1752 | I knead as I get kneed. | 1.2328 | 0.04640 | 116 | 93 | 19 | 4 |
1753 | I never know what to do with my hands. | 1.2328 | 0.04304 | 116 | 91 | 23 | 2 |
1754 | Yes, it really does stay up longer while we are descending. | 1.2328 | 0.04475 | 116 | 92 | 21 | 3 |
1755 | I've always been accused of being pie in the sky. | 1.2328 | 0.05246 | 116 | 97 | 11 | 8 |
1756 | You won't laugh when I'm in the Guinness Book of Records for having the highest-rising dough. | 1.2328 | 0.04127 | 116 | 90 | 25 | 1 |
1757 | I didn't have enough dough to ride first class. | 1.2328 | 0.04798 | 116 | 94 | 17 | 5 |
1758 | 'It's all in the wrists.' | 1.2328 | 0.04640 | 116 | 93 | 19 | 4 |
1759 | Pepperoni or plane? | 1.2328 | 0.03941 | 116 | 89 | 27 | 0 |
1760 | ...so that got me to thinking about Galileo's concept of inertia and I just had to give it a try. | 1.2328 | 0.04952 | 116 | 95 | 15 | 6 |
1761 | What goes up MIGHT come down. | 1.2328 | 0.04475 | 116 | 92 | 21 | 3 |
1762 | You know, before 9-11 I could cut plane pizza by the slice | 1.2328 | 0.04952 | 116 | 95 | 15 | 6 |
1763 | The key is to let the dough rise." | 1.2328 | 0.04640 | 116 | 93 | 19 | 4 |
1764 | Yeah I used to BBQ on the subway. | 1.2328 | 0.05101 | 116 | 96 | 13 | 7 |
1765 | Then you gotta let the dough rise to 30,000 feet. | 1.2328 | 0.04952 | 116 | 95 | 15 | 6 |
1766 | I'm moving into haute cuisine. | 1.2328 | 0.04127 | 116 | 90 | 25 | 1 |
1767 | I get nervous flying. This is my emotional support dough. | 1.2328 | 0.04952 | 116 | 95 | 15 | 6 |
1768 | I'm taking the food truck concept to a whole new level. | 1.2328 | 0.04798 | 116 | 94 | 17 | 5 |
1769 | I have the right to work on a flight like everyone else. I have no choice, bread doesn't make itself. | 1.2328 | 0.04640 | 116 | 93 | 19 | 4 |
1770 | It gives me a pizza mind for the commute. | 1.2328 | 0.04798 | 116 | 94 | 17 | 5 |
1771 | It's a new type of pressurized cooking. | 1.2328 | 0.04475 | 116 | 92 | 21 | 3 |
1772 | Do You Want to Know How I Got This through Security? | 1.2328 | 0.03941 | 116 | 89 | 27 | 0 |
1773 | What's up with United and tossing passengers? | 1.2328 | 0.04640 | 116 | 93 | 19 | 4 |
1774 | Oh, I don’t know. My business plans are up in the air right now. | 1.2328 | 0.04640 | 116 | 93 | 19 | 4 |
1775 | Sure there's less leg room, but I save a ton of dough. | 1.2328 | 0.04640 | 116 | 93 | 19 | 4 |
1776 | And then she complains that I bring my work home with me. | 1.2328 | 0.04798 | 116 | 94 | 17 | 5 |
1777 | Oh, I thought you said you wanted to join the Mile Pie Club... | 1.2328 | 0.04640 | 116 | 93 | 19 | 4 |
1778 | Oh yeah? I'm in sales, too, pitching my pie-in-the-sky ideas. | 1.2328 | 0.04798 | 116 | 94 | 17 | 5 |
1779 | There's no need to wait for the dough to rise. | 1.2328 | 0.05101 | 116 | 96 | 13 | 7 |
1780 | I get a lighter crust at high altitude. | 1.2328 | 0.04475 | 116 | 92 | 21 | 3 |
1781 | At some point I'm going to need to borrow your outlet. | 1.2328 | 0.04475 | 116 | 92 | 21 | 3 |
1782 | It’s a 10,000 hours thing. | 1.2328 | 0.04475 | 116 | 92 | 21 | 3 |
1783 | I start with three ounces of talcum powder, add 3 ounces of shampoo... | 1.2328 | 0.05246 | 116 | 97 | 11 | 8 |
1784 | Yes I was a Presidential advisor, but Panera Bread offered me a pention and no jail time! | 1.2328 | 0.05101 | 116 | 96 | 13 | 7 |
1785 | The yeast helps keep us in the air. | 1.2328 | 0.03941 | 116 | 89 | 27 | 0 |
1786 | Hand-tossed is much easier with turbulence. | 1.2328 | 0.04304 | 116 | 91 | 23 | 2 |
1787 | God, I hope there's a brick oven on board, or I'm really going to look silly. | 1.2328 | 0.04304 | 116 | 91 | 23 | 2 |
1788 | Once you taste the zing the airplane microflora adds, you will never go back to land-tossed pizza! | 1.2328 | 0.04475 | 116 | 92 | 21 | 3 |
1789 | When we reach 35,000ft email Guinness that I broke the highest pizza toss contest. | 1.2328 | 0.04640 | 116 | 93 | 19 | 4 |
1790 | The ones in first class are baked. | 1.2323 | 0.04938 | 99 | 79 | 17 | 3 |
1791 | Call me an optimist -- It's Pie in the Sky. | 1.2321 | 0.04203 | 112 | 87 | 24 | 1 |
1792 | Hum along if you like: "By the time I get to Phoenix It'll be rising." | 1.2321 | 0.04390 | 112 | 88 | 22 | 2 |
1793 | Don't you understand? This is flight 314! | 1.2321 | 0.04007 | 112 | 86 | 26 | 0 |
1794 | I thought joining the Mile Pie Club would have better benefits. | 1.2321 | 0.04570 | 112 | 89 | 20 | 3 |
1795 | I know—but, hey, no more addiction to my devices. | 1.2321 | 0.04203 | 112 | 87 | 24 | 1 |
1796 | For the kosher meal, I will prepare matzo balls. | 1.2321 | 0.04203 | 112 | 87 | 24 | 1 |
1797 | Shh! I'm an undercover boss! | 1.2321 | 0.04570 | 112 | 89 | 20 | 3 |
1798 | Pizza Pie-In-The-Sky has never really taken off, but I keep trying. | 1.2321 | 0.04007 | 112 | 86 | 26 | 0 |
1799 | I believe it's called "obsessive compulsive." | 1.2321 | 0.04743 | 112 | 90 | 18 | 4 |
1800 | I'll flip you for the aisle seat. | 1.2321 | 0.04743 | 112 | 90 | 18 | 4 |
1801 | Yes, I can see that you're rolling in the dough, so then why aren't you seated in first class? | 1.2321 | 0.04203 | 112 | 87 | 24 | 1 |
1802 | I find it’s a good time to catch up on work. | 1.2308 | 0.04441 | 117 | 93 | 21 | 3 |
1803 | I have to adjust for high altitude baking! | 1.2308 | 0.04272 | 117 | 92 | 23 | 2 |
1804 | Damn Turbulence | 1.2308 | 0.04096 | 117 | 91 | 25 | 1 |
1805 | The dough rises so much better at this altitude | 1.2308 | 0.04272 | 117 | 92 | 23 | 2 |
1806 | I like to get a little work done on the flight so I don't waste the morning. | 1.2308 | 0.04272 | 117 | 92 | 23 | 2 |
1807 | Imagine the hits you'll get on social media when you post this! | 1.2308 | 0.04914 | 117 | 96 | 15 | 6 |
1808 | The only overhead I have is the dough. | 1.2308 | 0.04604 | 117 | 94 | 19 | 4 |
1809 | I'm just a Pie in the Sky kinda guy. | 1.2308 | 0.03912 | 117 | 90 | 27 | 0 |
1810 | I also thought it was weird they asked for a plane pizza. Usually they want at least some toppings. | 1.2308 | 0.04441 | 117 | 93 | 21 | 3 |
1811 | So I left right in the middle of my shift and hopped the first plane to go get her. | 1.2308 | 0.03912 | 117 | 90 | 27 | 0 |
1812 | No. You can’t have any. | 1.2308 | 0.04441 | 117 | 93 | 21 | 3 |
1813 | It's my new marketing meme - "Pie in the Sky!" | 1.2308 | 0.04604 | 117 | 94 | 19 | 4 |
1814 | I fucking hate airplane food. | 1.2308 | 0.04914 | 117 | 96 | 15 | 6 |
1815 | Yes, I just got tenure | 1.2301 | 0.05030 | 113 | 93 | 14 | 6 |
1816 | I said it'd be dry with only 3.4oz of sauce, but you know how they get. | 1.2301 | 0.04705 | 113 | 91 | 18 | 4 |
1817 | It amazes me that people are continuously fidgeting with their electronics on such a short flight. | 1.2301 | 0.05030 | 113 | 93 | 14 | 6 |
1818 | Nervous habit. | 1.2301 | 0.04534 | 113 | 90 | 20 | 3 |
1819 | This way it's tax deductible. | 1.2301 | 0.04870 | 113 | 92 | 16 | 5 |
1820 | I’ve really been trying to bring my “pie in the sky” ideas to life. | 1.2301 | 0.04705 | 113 | 91 | 18 | 4 |
1821 | Food's just not the same in Basic Economy. | 1.2301 | 0.04705 | 113 | 91 | 18 | 4 |
1822 | Better airline service? Pie in the sky. | 1.2301 | 0.04870 | 113 | 92 | 16 | 5 |
1823 | On flights this long I usually try to get some work done. | 1.2301 | 0.04705 | 113 | 91 | 18 | 4 |
1824 | Side hustle...I knead the dough. | 1.2301 | 0.04870 | 113 | 92 | 16 | 5 |
1825 | If we should crash in the ocean, it's a floatation device and carbohydrate source. | 1.2301 | 0.04705 | 113 | 91 | 18 | 4 |
1826 | It's thirty minutes or less to LaGuardia, right? | 1.2301 | 0.04534 | 113 | 90 | 20 | 3 |
1827 | I usually book the aisle seat when I know I'm going to be working. | 1.2301 | 0.04356 | 113 | 89 | 22 | 2 |
1828 | Hey. everyone else is working, So am I ! | 1.2301 | 0.05030 | 113 | 93 | 14 | 6 |
1829 | My pizza dough is lighter than air. | 1.2301 | 0.04705 | 113 | 91 | 18 | 4 |
1830 | You don't want to know how I heat it... | 1.2301 | 0.04870 | 113 | 92 | 16 | 5 |
1831 | You can get so much work done on these long haul flights | 1.2301 | 0.04705 | 113 | 91 | 18 | 4 |
1832 | For the sake of the person in front of me, I hope we don't stop short! | 1.2301 | 0.04870 | 113 | 92 | 16 | 5 |
1833 | As long as it doesn't land, I pay for just one seat. | 1.2301 | 0.04534 | 113 | 90 | 20 | 3 |
1834 | This is HOW much I hate airplane food. | 1.2301 | 0.04534 | 113 | 90 | 20 | 3 |
1835 | They make me wear the hat. | 1.2301 | 0.04870 | 113 | 92 | 16 | 5 |
1836 | It's never too soon to prepare for bake off." | 1.2301 | 0.04356 | 113 | 89 | 22 | 2 |
1837 | Do you like your pizza "plane"? | 1.2301 | 0.04870 | 113 | 92 | 16 | 5 |
1838 | TSA confiscated my fidget spinner. | 1.2301 | 0.05030 | 113 | 93 | 14 | 6 |
1839 | If this were your last one ever, with no hope of having another, what would you put on it? | 1.2301 | 0.05030 | 113 | 93 | 14 | 6 |
1840 | We deliver it fresh anywhere or it's free. | 1.2301 | 0.04356 | 113 | 89 | 22 | 2 |
1841 | Well, the way I see it, with the infrastructure collapsing every rail commute is a toss up. | 1.2301 | 0.04534 | 113 | 90 | 20 | 3 |
1842 | My final is today. | 1.2301 | 0.04705 | 113 | 91 | 18 | 4 |
1843 | Trump wants it fresh at Mar a Lago...do you think he'll tip me?" | 1.2301 | 0.05030 | 113 | 93 | 14 | 6 |
1844 | I can get a lot of work done on these cross-country flights. | 1.2301 | 0.04870 | 113 | 92 | 16 | 5 |
1845 | I'm also a performance artist! | 1.2301 | 0.04705 | 113 | 91 | 18 | 4 |
1846 | I kneaded this. | 1.2301 | 0.04356 | 113 | 89 | 22 | 2 |
1847 | He: It's vegan, non-GMO, gluten-free, fair-sourced, raw & organic. She: Have you washed your hands? | 1.2301 | 0.04870 | 113 | 92 | 16 | 5 |
1848 | When I began tossing the pizza to establish a new Guinness record, I had totally forgotten about my trip to Europe. | 1.2301 | 0.04870 | 113 | 92 | 16 | 5 |
1849 | Better than taking dramamine | 1.2301 | 0.04356 | 113 | 89 | 22 | 2 |
1850 | My boss insists that we work during business travel. | 1.2301 | 0.04356 | 113 | 89 | 22 | 2 |
1851 | Actually, turbulence helps. | 1.2301 | 0.04705 | 113 | 91 | 18 | 4 |
1852 | Since everyone is doing work, I thought I should too | 1.2301 | 0.04870 | 113 | 92 | 16 | 5 |
1853 | I'm no different than any one else who gets some work done on the plane. | 1.2301 | 0.04705 | 113 | 91 | 18 | 4 |
1854 | Well Tina If you really want the dough of your pizza to be lighter you better knead it when you are in the air! | 1.2301 | 0.04705 | 113 | 91 | 18 | 4 |
1855 | i hate this new meal plan | 1.2300 | 0.04894 | 100 | 80 | 17 | 3 |
1856 | It’s uplifting | 1.2300 | 0.05291 | 100 | 82 | 13 | 5 |
1857 | Delivery. | 1.2300 | 0.04683 | 100 | 79 | 19 | 2 |
1858 | Frequent pie-er miles. | 1.2294 | 0.04250 | 109 | 85 | 23 | 1 |
1859 | I'm on vacation but it's hard for me to leave my work behind. | 1.2294 | 0.04045 | 109 | 84 | 25 | 0 |
1860 | Flipping a pizza is like cutting onions, lot of people cry when they cannot do it; the trick is not to form an emotional bond | 1.2294 | 0.04250 | 109 | 85 | 23 | 1 |
1861 | If you ask me, I don't think climate change is a hoax. | 1.2288 | 0.04725 | 118 | 96 | 17 | 5 |
1862 | They said it was a "pie in the sky" idea... | 1.2288 | 0.04569 | 118 | 95 | 19 | 4 |
1863 | Were you 'hold the anchovies'? | 1.2288 | 0.04569 | 118 | 95 | 19 | 4 |
1864 | I'm trying to join the mile pie club. | 1.2288 | 0.04066 | 118 | 92 | 25 | 1 |
1865 | Our motto here at Pizza Airlines is crispy crust no leg room | 1.2288 | 0.04066 | 118 | 92 | 25 | 1 |
1866 | We deliver anywhere. | 1.2288 | 0.05022 | 118 | 98 | 13 | 7 |
1867 | I love when it lands. | 1.2288 | 0.04408 | 118 | 94 | 21 | 3 |
1868 | I'm taking the "pie-in-the-sky" paradigm to whole new heights... | 1.2252 | 0.04558 | 111 | 89 | 19 | 3 |
1869 | No, Einstein Bagels is launching pizza pies and proving the theory of Relativity at the same time. | 1.2252 | 0.04375 | 111 | 88 | 21 | 2 |
1870 | I was watching this cooking show on YouTube - and then this great ad for discount airline tickets appeared on the screen. | 1.2252 | 0.04558 | 111 | 89 | 19 | 3 |
1871 | Retirement from my pizza company is proving more challenging than I envisaged. | 1.2252 | 0.04735 | 111 | 90 | 17 | 4 |
1872 | It's so much easier here compared to the helicopter | 1.2252 | 0.04735 | 111 | 90 | 17 | 4 |
1873 | Sometimes I feel like i'm the only one working in business class | 1.2252 | 0.04375 | 111 | 88 | 21 | 2 |
1874 | I’m sad it’s over, but when she said my ideas were nothing but pie in the sky, something clicked. | 1.2252 | 0.04735 | 111 | 90 | 17 | 4 |
1875 | it's my last shot at the Guinness Book of World Records | 1.2252 | 0.04735 | 111 | 90 | 17 | 4 |
1876 | I detest the food in coach, so I bring my own. | 1.2252 | 0.04904 | 111 | 91 | 15 | 5 |
1877 | You wanna join the Mile "Pie" Club? | 1.2252 | 0.04735 | 111 | 90 | 17 | 4 |
1878 | My wife says I work too much. | 1.2252 | 0.04375 | 111 | 88 | 21 | 2 |
1879 | It's a way to make some extra dough. | 1.2252 | 0.05228 | 111 | 93 | 11 | 7 |
1880 | I always feel left out when everyone else brings their work on the flight. | 1.2252 | 0.04558 | 111 | 89 | 19 | 3 |
1881 | Do you happen to know who ordered the plain? | 1.2252 | 0.04904 | 111 | 91 | 15 | 5 |
1882 | The tricky part is putting on the sauce and the cheese. | 1.2252 | 0.04558 | 111 | 89 | 19 | 3 |
1883 | "Sorry if this is bothering you. It's just for a minute. It relaxes me at takeoff. | 1.2252 | 0.04183 | 111 | 87 | 23 | 1 |
1884 | Turbulence makes it easier. | 1.2252 | 0.04375 | 111 | 88 | 21 | 2 |
1885 | Your pizza will be ready shortly. | 1.2252 | 0.04735 | 111 | 90 | 17 | 4 |
1886 | You get blueberries in it in first class. | 1.2252 | 0.04735 | 111 | 90 | 17 | 4 |
1887 | I take my work with me when I travel, too. | 1.2252 | 0.03983 | 111 | 86 | 25 | 0 |
1888 | I've found that using this venue results in some interesting new toppings. | 1.2252 | 0.04735 | 111 | 90 | 17 | 4 |
1889 | You see, the key to a good rise is altitude. | 1.2252 | 0.05228 | 111 | 93 | 11 | 7 |
1890 | I can only make a plain. The pepperoni got bumped to another flight. | 1.2252 | 0.04183 | 111 | 87 | 23 | 1 |
1891 | So I argued that it isn't actually a carry on and I need more than 3 oz. of liquid for a good crust. They bought it! | 1.2252 | 0.05069 | 111 | 92 | 13 | 6 |
1892 | Landing is the hardest thing! | 1.2252 | 0.05069 | 111 | 92 | 13 | 6 |
1893 | Who orders a plane pizza? | 1.2252 | 0.04375 | 111 | 88 | 21 | 2 |
1894 | Of course when we get to Australia I’ll start flipping counter-clockwise. | 1.2252 | 0.05069 | 111 | 92 | 13 | 6 |
1895 | I've always dreamed of making a pie in the sky | 1.2252 | 0.04735 | 111 | 90 | 17 | 4 |
1896 | Yes, we have just opened our delivery service to Rome. | 1.2252 | 0.04735 | 111 | 90 | 17 | 4 |
1897 | ...And that is where i came up with the concept for mile high pizza. | 1.2252 | 0.04558 | 111 | 89 | 19 | 3 |
1898 | I have trouble leaving work behind at the office. | 1.2252 | 0.04904 | 111 | 91 | 15 | 5 |
1899 | Watch out...the garlic and tomatoes are simmering under your seat! | 1.2252 | 0.04558 | 111 | 89 | 19 | 3 |
1900 | That's when I realized, dang it all to heck about what Barb and Poppy think, you're a pizza chef trapped in a former president's body! | 1.2252 | 0.05069 | 111 | 92 | 13 | 6 |
1901 | I'm saving a ton of money by making my own airplane meal. | 1.2252 | 0.04558 | 111 | 89 | 19 | 3 |
1902 | It’s truly a plane pizzs | 1.2252 | 0.03983 | 111 | 86 | 25 | 0 |
1903 | I absolutely loathe the "food" they serve on the plane. | 1.2252 | 0.04735 | 111 | 90 | 17 | 4 |
1904 | I'm testing a recipe for high altitude conditions. | 1.2252 | 0.04375 | 111 | 88 | 21 | 2 |
1905 | Unfortunately, I had to check my wood brick oven! | 1.2252 | 0.04904 | 111 | 91 | 15 | 5 |
1906 | I can't say much about the legroom in Economy these days, but the headroom is great! | 1.2252 | 0.03983 | 111 | 86 | 25 | 0 |
1907 | It's either this or tossing cookies. | 1.2252 | 0.04735 | 111 | 90 | 17 | 4 |
1908 | Good thing they have no rules about "comfort food." | 1.2252 | 0.04375 | 111 | 88 | 21 | 2 |
1909 | You think you got job pressure? If I have to take a later flight out of Denver, it's free. | 1.2252 | 0.04735 | 111 | 90 | 17 | 4 |
1910 | This is our Extreme High Rise Pizza. | 1.2252 | 0.04735 | 111 | 90 | 17 | 4 |
1911 | ♪♪ Sky pizza in flight, afternoon delight… ♪♪ | 1.2252 | 0.05069 | 111 | 92 | 13 | 6 |
1912 | This is the only way I can maintain my sanity, since I'm not aisle or window. | 1.2252 | 0.04735 | 111 | 90 | 17 | 4 |
1913 | I may be in the wrong business for a working vacation | 1.2252 | 0.04558 | 111 | 89 | 19 | 3 |
1914 | Calms m’nerves whenever flying. Took it up when I quit smoking... | 1.2252 | 0.04735 | 111 | 90 | 17 | 4 |
1915 | Everyone works on Flight 505. | 1.2252 | 0.04904 | 111 | 91 | 15 | 5 |
1916 | I hope you like flatbread because they confiscated my sauce at security. | 1.2252 | 0.04558 | 111 | 89 | 19 | 3 |
1917 | Oh yeah, I have to practice three times a day to retain the muscle memory. | 1.2252 | 0.04735 | 111 | 90 | 17 | 4 |
1918 | I'm not a chef--it's a service pizza. | 1.2252 | 0.04904 | 111 | 91 | 15 | 5 |
1919 | Yeah, well you’re profile didnt say you were so judgemental | 1.2252 | 0.04735 | 111 | 90 | 17 | 4 |
1920 | We deliver fresh, anywhere, anytime. | 1.2252 | 0.04558 | 111 | 89 | 19 | 3 |
1921 | I'm sort of up in the air about whether to make it "plane" or pepperoni. | 1.2252 | 0.04735 | 111 | 90 | 17 | 4 |
1922 | It should be ready by Reykjavik.” | 1.2252 | 0.04558 | 111 | 89 | 19 | 3 |
1923 | Sadly, we failed to account for the ol' TSA in our "30 minutes or less" guarantee. | 1.2252 | 0.04375 | 111 | 88 | 21 | 2 |
1924 | I'm here to distract you to the fact that there are no toilets on this flight. | 1.2252 | 0.05069 | 111 | 92 | 13 | 6 |
1925 | It’ll come down when our parabolic arc is compete. | 1.2252 | 0.04735 | 111 | 90 | 17 | 4 |
1926 | I've got all this dough and still couldn't afford first class. | 1.2252 | 0.04375 | 111 | 88 | 21 | 2 |
1927 | I told the baggage handler I just had brain surgery. | 1.2252 | 0.04904 | 111 | 91 | 15 | 5 |
1928 | If you want deep dish, you have to go to business class. | 1.2252 | 0.04183 | 111 | 87 | 23 | 1 |
1929 | I've tried everything to get my dough to rise. | 1.2252 | 0.04558 | 111 | 89 | 19 | 3 |
1930 | because this is all I know how to do... | 1.2252 | 0.05069 | 111 | 92 | 13 | 6 |
1931 | I couldn't stand the heat, so the kitchen was simply not an option" | 1.2252 | 0.05069 | 111 | 92 | 13 | 6 |
1932 | My career is somewhat up in the air at the moment. | 1.2252 | 0.04558 | 111 | 89 | 19 | 3 |
1933 | I don't like Air Plane food. | 1.2252 | 0.04904 | 111 | 91 | 15 | 5 |
1934 | I get a lot of work done on the plane. | 1.2252 | 0.04375 | 111 | 88 | 21 | 2 |
1935 | In-flight meals and entertainment have really improved. | 1.2252 | 0.04558 | 111 | 89 | 19 | 3 |
1936 | The more air the crispier the crust. | 1.2252 | 0.04735 | 111 | 90 | 17 | 4 |
1937 | You're just trying to get a rise out of the other passengers. | 1.2252 | 0.04904 | 111 | 91 | 15 | 5 |
1938 | Can you watch this while I run to the bathroom? | 1.2252 | 0.04735 | 111 | 90 | 17 | 4 |
1939 | Actually, it's "Comfort Yeast." | 1.2252 | 0.04735 | 111 | 90 | 17 | 4 |
1940 | Nothing like a long flight to catch up on some work, huh? | 1.2252 | 0.04183 | 111 | 87 | 23 | 1 |
1941 | They key to good dough is letting it rise properly. 32,000 feet is about right. | 1.2252 | 0.05069 | 111 | 92 | 13 | 6 |
1942 | He’s visiting his cousin Poppin’ Fresh. | 1.2252 | 0.04375 | 111 | 88 | 21 | 2 |
1943 | What goes up, crust come down | 1.2252 | 0.05069 | 111 | 92 | 13 | 6 |
1944 | The bastards made me gate-check the oven, so I really don’t have a choice, do I? | 1.2252 | 0.04183 | 111 | 87 | 23 | 1 |
1945 | I bet someone I could set a new record for throwing pizza dough higher than anyone else has. | 1.2252 | 0.04558 | 111 | 89 | 19 | 3 |
1946 | It’s my comfort pizza. | 1.2252 | 0.04183 | 111 | 87 | 23 | 1 |
1947 | Don’t worry. These planes really do fly themselves. | 1.2252 | 0.04904 | 111 | 91 | 15 | 5 |
1948 | I tried a cake last flight, but it fell due to turbulence. | 1.2252 | 0.04904 | 111 | 91 | 15 | 5 |
1949 | Sure, the Air Marshals get all the press, but have you heard about anyone starving to death on a plane since 9/11? | 1.2252 | 0.04735 | 111 | 90 | 17 | 4 |
1950 | It sure beats tossing my cookies. | 1.2252 | 0.03983 | 111 | 86 | 25 | 0 |
1951 | I'm old enough to remember when you weren't expected to work the entire flight. | 1.2252 | 0.04735 | 111 | 90 | 17 | 4 |
1952 | The airflow at this altitude reduces the stickiness and results in an extra crispy crust. You just won't get this type of pie at the national chains. | 1.2252 | 0.04558 | 111 | 89 | 19 | 3 |
1953 | You should know there’s a Domino’s sign on the top of the plane. | 1.2245 | 0.04925 | 98 | 79 | 16 | 3 |
1954 | This is easy--as long as the pilot keeps the plane in this zero gravity dive. | 1.2245 | 0.05135 | 98 | 80 | 14 | 4 |
1955 | The best pizza dough rises to the occasion. | 1.2243 | 0.04263 | 107 | 84 | 22 | 1 |
1956 | These long flights are a great chance to catch up on work | 1.2243 | 0.04466 | 107 | 85 | 20 | 2 |
1957 | It helps the dough rise faster. | 1.2243 | 0.04466 | 107 | 85 | 20 | 2 |
1958 | I tried telecommuting, but I think I'll be happier working back at the restaurant. | 1.2243 | 0.04466 | 107 | 85 | 20 | 2 |
1959 | Yeah, I also have some work I need to get done. | 1.2243 | 0.04844 | 107 | 87 | 16 | 4 |
1960 | I tell you Janet, you should stop taking your work home with you. | 1.2243 | 0.04051 | 107 | 83 | 24 | 0 |
1961 | I'm going to have to do a sales job. The guy in row 3 wanted pepperoni, but all I've got is plain cheese. | 1.2243 | 0.04263 | 107 | 84 | 22 | 1 |
1962 | I usually wait until the fasten seatbelt signs are off... | 1.2243 | 0.04263 | 107 | 84 | 22 | 1 |
1963 | These days we all take our work with us. | 1.2243 | 0.04051 | 107 | 83 | 24 | 0 |
1964 | They agreed to waive my bag fee if I made everyone pretzels. | 1.2243 | 0.04844 | 107 | 87 | 16 | 4 |
1965 | I'm testing a new business idea. It's called Pie in the Sky. | 1.2243 | 0.04466 | 107 | 85 | 20 | 2 |
1966 | I’m auditioning for a spot to flip in the Trump administration | 1.2243 | 0.04466 | 107 | 85 | 20 | 2 |
1967 | Yup, just walked right on through screening. | 1.2243 | 0.04263 | 107 | 84 | 22 | 1 |
1968 | Inside joke - the mile high club - for pizza tossing | 1.2243 | 0.04263 | 107 | 84 | 22 | 1 |
1969 | It's a service pizza. If we hit turbulense, I'll make a stromboli. | 1.2243 | 0.04659 | 107 | 86 | 18 | 3 |
1970 | I like to bring my own food. | 1.2243 | 0.04051 | 107 | 83 | 24 | 0 |
1971 | I find working on flights really helps pass the time. | 1.2243 | 0.04659 | 107 | 86 | 18 | 3 |
1972 | I didn't realize it was self-rising | 1.2243 | 0.04263 | 107 | 84 | 22 | 1 |
1973 | It’s a giant Xanax | 1.2243 | 0.04659 | 107 | 86 | 18 | 3 |
1974 | Staff do fly free but now only during working hours. | 1.2243 | 0.04263 | 107 | 84 | 22 | 1 |
1975 | I'm practicing for my pielot's license. | 1.2234 | 0.05273 | 94 | 77 | 13 | 4 |
1976 | Flying pizza delivery. I'd like an aisle seat. | 1.2234 | 0.05052 | 94 | 76 | 15 | 3 |
1977 | That’s a real pie in the sky idea. | 1.2234 | 0.04820 | 94 | 75 | 17 | 2 |
1978 | I make a lotta dough. | 1.2222 | 0.04804 | 108 | 88 | 16 | 4 |
1979 | When the moon hits your eye like a big pizza pie, that's just your gluten-free commute to Ronkonkoma. | 1.2222 | 0.04804 | 108 | 88 | 16 | 4 |
1980 | Want to join the mile-pie club? | 1.2222 | 0.04229 | 108 | 85 | 22 | 1 |
1981 | On longer flights I make pastries. | 1.2222 | 0.04981 | 108 | 89 | 14 | 5 |
1982 | Surprise! You've been bumped up to Pepperoni Class. | 1.2222 | 0.04229 | 108 | 85 | 22 | 1 |
1983 | Lots of people do homework at the last minute. | 1.2222 | 0.04620 | 108 | 87 | 18 | 3 |
1984 | Better this than my cookies. | 1.2222 | 0.04229 | 108 | 85 | 22 | 1 |
1985 | How did you know we delivered everywhere? | 1.2222 | 0.04019 | 108 | 84 | 24 | 0 |
1986 | Fortunately I got upgraded, but the oven is stuck back in coach. | 1.2222 | 0.04620 | 108 | 87 | 18 | 3 |
1987 | Does it pay well? Yeah, I make a lot of... oh God, just kill me. | 1.2222 | 0.04981 | 108 | 89 | 14 | 5 |
1988 | Everything just feels up in the air at this point. | 1.2222 | 0.05151 | 108 | 90 | 12 | 6 |
1989 | Work just never ends, you know? | 1.2222 | 0.04804 | 108 | 88 | 16 | 4 |
1990 | Working during the flight makes the time pass so quickly, don't you think? | 1.2222 | 0.04981 | 108 | 89 | 14 | 5 |
1991 | I'm a nervous flier so my doctor said to do something that relaxes me. | 1.2222 | 0.04804 | 108 | 88 | 16 | 4 |
1992 | It’s on my bucket list. | 1.2222 | 0.04620 | 108 | 87 | 18 | 3 |
1993 | SkyChefs went on strike, so the crew chief pulled me from La Familiga on 110th and Broadway. | 1.2222 | 0.04429 | 108 | 86 | 20 | 2 |
1994 | Hey some people have relief dogs, I got my relief dough | 1.2222 | 0.04981 | 108 | 89 | 14 | 5 |
1995 | I really kneaded this. | 1.2222 | 0.04620 | 108 | 87 | 18 | 3 |
1996 | I hope you like plane bagels. | 1.2222 | 0.04429 | 108 | 86 | 20 | 2 |
1997 | The whole process makes for a lighter, crispier crust. | 1.2222 | 0.04019 | 108 | 84 | 24 | 0 |
1998 | That's amore! | 1.2222 | 0.04396 | 117 | 94 | 20 | 3 |
1999 | We are a “fly by night” operation. | 1.2222 | 0.04804 | 108 | 88 | 16 | 4 |
2000 | Eight feet was the previous record. | 1.2222 | 0.04620 | 108 | 87 | 18 | 3 |
2001 | Another 3 hours and I have the record | 1.2222 | 0.04229 | 108 | 85 | 22 | 1 |
2002 | Yes, to speed the dough rising, I ask the pilot to dive! | 1.2222 | 0.05151 | 108 | 90 | 12 | 6 |
2003 | Fly the friendly pies. | 1.2222 | 0.04429 | 108 | 86 | 20 | 2 |
2004 | I'm a little light on dough! | 1.2222 | 0.04229 | 108 | 85 | 22 | 1 |
2005 | You'd never believe the weirdo's I usually have to sit next to when I fly.. | 1.2222 | 0.04804 | 108 | 88 | 16 | 4 |
2006 | Did you know pizza dough doubles as a flotation device? | 1.2222 | 0.05151 | 108 | 90 | 12 | 6 |
2007 | So I say to the candlestick maker, this time I am going to book my own travel. | 1.2222 | 0.04620 | 108 | 87 | 18 | 3 |
2008 | ...and I make lasagna on the return flight. | 1.2222 | 0.04804 | 108 | 88 | 16 | 4 |
2009 | The hardest part is getting the Ragu past security. | 1.2222 | 0.04429 | 108 | 86 | 20 | 2 |
2010 | For me it's like a security blanket | 1.2212 | 0.04089 | 104 | 81 | 23 | 0 |
2011 | I hope you're ok with raw dough. The pizza oven was confiscated. | 1.2212 | 0.04523 | 104 | 83 | 19 | 2 |
2012 | Changes in air pressure are the secret ingredient in my ultra crispy crust! | 1.2212 | 0.04523 | 104 | 83 | 19 | 2 |
2013 | It's what I dough. It's what I knead. | 1.2212 | 0.04523 | 104 | 83 | 19 | 2 |
2014 | This is the best in-flight entertainment you'll ever get. | 1.2212 | 0.04918 | 104 | 85 | 15 | 4 |
2015 | And if I don't get there in thirty minutes or less, I'm in real trouble. | 1.2212 | 0.04725 | 104 | 84 | 17 | 3 |
2016 | The pizza rises with the plane. | 1.2212 | 0.04089 | 104 | 81 | 23 | 0 |
2017 | You know what? They just keep making these seats smaller and smaller. | 1.2212 | 0.04523 | 104 | 83 | 19 | 2 |
2018 | I thought they said give pizza chance. | 1.2212 | 0.04523 | 104 | 83 | 19 | 2 |
2019 | It’s gonna be a plain pizza—I don’t have mushroom. | 1.2212 | 0.04312 | 104 | 82 | 21 | 1 |
2020 | They said I kneaded more dough to sit first class!" | 1.2212 | 0.04312 | 104 | 82 | 21 | 1 |
2021 | My friend said, "Don't toss your cookies." So I thought I would try this instead. | 1.2212 | 0.05105 | 104 | 86 | 13 | 5 |
2022 | Oh, I used to be all thumbs. | 1.2212 | 0.04725 | 104 | 84 | 17 | 3 |
2023 | Customs will never check your carry-on for take-out. | 1.2212 | 0.04312 | 104 | 82 | 21 | 1 |
2024 | Remember when a person could leave their work behind at the office? | 1.2212 | 0.04089 | 104 | 81 | 23 | 0 |
2025 | Some say I take the rising process too seriously... | 1.2212 | 0.04312 | 104 | 82 | 21 | 1 |
2026 | Want to join the mile high pizza club? | 1.2212 | 0.04725 | 104 | 84 | 17 | 3 |
2027 | It's like an emotional support animal only doughier. | 1.2212 | 0.04089 | 104 | 81 | 23 | 0 |
2028 | Yes, as a two-dimensional character, I am able to keep this pizza suspended in mid air... indefinitely. | 1.2212 | 0.04523 | 104 | 83 | 19 | 2 |
2029 | I have a peanut allergy. | 1.2212 | 0.04523 | 104 | 83 | 19 | 2 |
2030 | I like to travel with some extra dough on me." | 1.2212 | 0.04523 | 104 | 83 | 19 | 2 |
2031 | You’d be surprised how effective it is in overcoming “fear of flying.” | 1.2211 | 0.05004 | 95 | 77 | 15 | 3 |
2032 | Move to the suburbs, they said. You can work on the train, they said. | 1.2182 | 0.04545 | 110 | 89 | 18 | 3 |
2033 | Few people don't know this, but we were the first "Mile-high club." | 1.2178 | 0.04794 | 101 | 82 | 16 | 3 |
2034 | We are now officially in the 'Mile Pie Club.' | 1.2178 | 0.04361 | 101 | 80 | 20 | 1 |
2035 | And what kind of sauce would you like on your personal inflight pizza? | 1.2178 | 0.04361 | 101 | 80 | 20 | 1 |
2036 | Remote work is a benefit in so many industries these days. | 1.2178 | 0.04794 | 101 | 82 | 16 | 3 |
2037 | I do work from home a lot these days. | 1.2178 | 0.04361 | 101 | 80 | 20 | 1 |
2038 | Only the take off and landing are tricky | 1.2174 | 0.04592 | 92 | 73 | 18 | 1 |
2039 | If you think this is high wait for the turbulence! | 1.2174 | 0.05315 | 92 | 76 | 12 | 4 |
2040 | To be sure, my mom always thought my childhood dream was pie in the sky. | 1.2170 | 0.04240 | 106 | 84 | 21 | 1 |
2041 | At this point my dreams of becoming a pilot are just pie in the sky | 1.2170 | 0.05017 | 106 | 88 | 13 | 5 |
2042 | The crust is best when tossed at above thirty thousand feet. | 1.2170 | 0.04834 | 106 | 87 | 15 | 4 |
2043 | Do you want extra cheese? | 1.2170 | 0.04240 | 106 | 84 | 21 | 1 |
2044 | You should see me juggle. This is a piece of cake. | 1.2170 | 0.04834 | 106 | 87 | 15 | 4 |
2045 | I'm practicing mindfulness. | 1.2170 | 0.04023 | 106 | 83 | 23 | 0 |
2046 | You wouldn't believe what they wanted to charge for a carry-on with no toppings! | 1.2170 | 0.04645 | 106 | 86 | 17 | 3 |
2047 | Turbulence helps." | 1.2170 | 0.04645 | 106 | 86 | 17 | 3 |
2048 | I liked the fast-risin' crust they made for Laura and me in the White House. So I thought, what better way to get a crust fast and risin' ... | 1.2170 | 0.05017 | 106 | 88 | 13 | 5 |
2049 | Wait 'til you see how it rises when I depressurize the cabin. | 1.2170 | 0.05017 | 106 | 88 | 13 | 5 |
2050 | Damn TSA has confiscated my fidget spinner again! | 1.2170 | 0.04645 | 106 | 86 | 17 | 3 |
2051 | I’m looking for ways to make dough rise even if you’re not in the White House. | 1.2170 | 0.04834 | 106 | 87 | 15 | 4 |
2052 | It's the iPizza XS | 1.2170 | 0.04645 | 106 | 86 | 17 | 3 |
2053 | the higher you throw it the better the pizza is,so here I am. | 1.2170 | 0.04645 | 106 | 86 | 17 | 3 |
2054 | Believe me, it's hard to make a good dough with only 3.4 ounces of water! | 1.2170 | 0.04447 | 106 | 85 | 19 | 2 |
2055 | And dont forget to adjust your oven temperature for high-altitude baking... | 1.2170 | 0.04645 | 106 | 86 | 17 | 3 |
2056 | It’s Chicago style, I had a layover in O’Hare. | 1.2170 | 0.04447 | 106 | 85 | 19 | 2 |
2057 | They were going to pour out all of my sauce at security so I just ate it. | 1.2170 | 0.04834 | 106 | 87 | 15 | 4 |
2058 | I am just practicing. | 1.2170 | 0.05017 | 106 | 88 | 13 | 5 |
2059 | The concept is called Coast to Coast Pizza. The only toppings offered are pretzels and peanuts, though. | 1.2170 | 0.04447 | 106 | 85 | 19 | 2 |
2060 | On this flight? Hawiian, of course! | 1.2170 | 0.04447 | 106 | 85 | 19 | 2 |
2061 | Oh sure. It's funny until someone looses a pie. | 1.2170 | 0.04645 | 106 | 86 | 17 | 3 |
2062 | If we're flying to Chicago I'm going to need more ingredients. | 1.2170 | 0.04240 | 106 | 84 | 21 | 1 |
2063 | Now I am a member of the mile pie club. | 1.2170 | 0.04645 | 106 | 86 | 17 | 3 |
2064 | Wanna go fuck in the washroom? | 1.2170 | 0.04023 | 106 | 83 | 23 | 0 |
2065 | The oven has its seat in economy comfort. You said pepperoni and mushroom, right? | 1.2170 | 0.04447 | 106 | 85 | 19 | 2 |
2066 | I'm trying out some high-altitude flour. | 1.2170 | 0.04645 | 106 | 86 | 17 | 3 |
2067 | And, delivery is free | 1.2170 | 0.04834 | 106 | 87 | 15 | 4 |
2068 | Personally, I don’t mind long flights - it gives me a chance to catch up on my work. | 1.2170 | 0.04447 | 106 | 85 | 19 | 2 |
2069 | If I can just make more dough, we’ll fly first class next time. | 1.2170 | 0.04645 | 106 | 86 | 17 | 3 |
2070 | Gotta let it rise. | 1.2170 | 0.05017 | 106 | 88 | 13 | 5 |
2071 | Order me a salad,please. | 1.2170 | 0.04645 | 106 | 86 | 17 | 3 |
2072 | My caption is for the issue I just received, Sept. 10th, stop getting ahead of the delivery! The caption for the couple on the beach should be: "It's nice out here on the roof." The cartoons you are choosing are worse than the captions submitted. | 1.2170 | 0.05363 | 106 | 90 | 9 | 7 |
2073 | It's high rise dough. | 1.2170 | 0.05017 | 106 | 88 | 13 | 5 |
2074 | First Class gets jet baked with everything. Business Class no anchovies, no garlic. | 1.2170 | 0.04447 | 106 | 85 | 19 | 2 |
2075 | I won 1st prize in Peoria. | 1.2170 | 0.05017 | 106 | 88 | 13 | 5 |
2076 | Never mind that I'm sitting here. My pizza's strictly first-class. | 1.2170 | 0.05017 | 106 | 88 | 13 | 5 |
2077 | 4 years at Italian University, my dad will be proud when he sees this. | 1.2170 | 0.04447 | 106 | 85 | 19 | 2 |
2078 | Fuck you, Papa John | 1.2170 | 0.05017 | 106 | 88 | 13 | 5 |
2079 | When we get to cruising altitude I can just hold it on my lap. | 1.2170 | 0.04447 | 106 | 85 | 19 | 2 |
2080 | I'm a crazy not so rich American living my fantasy of rolling in dough. | 1.2170 | 0.05017 | 106 | 88 | 13 | 5 |
2081 | It's artisan. I even deliver. | 1.2170 | 0.04834 | 106 | 87 | 15 | 4 |
2082 | When I'm nervous I make pizzas. | 1.2170 | 0.04645 | 106 | 86 | 17 | 3 |
2083 | mama mia, the yeast is REALLY rising now! | 1.2170 | 0.05017 | 106 | 88 | 13 | 5 |
2084 | There's a lot that's up in the air right now. | 1.2170 | 0.04447 | 106 | 85 | 19 | 2 |
2085 | If I had any extra dough, I wouldn't be flying coach. | 1.2170 | 0.04447 | 106 | 85 | 19 | 2 |
2086 | 15 minute fresh pizza delivery or it's free- I'm on the international shift. | 1.2170 | 0.04834 | 106 | 87 | 15 | 4 |
2087 | I was just fired at Mar-a-Lago. | 1.2170 | 0.04834 | 106 | 87 | 15 | 4 |
2088 | I am serious. And don't call me Shirley... | 1.2170 | 0.05017 | 106 | 88 | 13 | 5 |
2089 | It’s a nervous habit. | 1.2170 | 0.04834 | 106 | 87 | 15 | 4 |
2090 | It’s haut artisan. | 1.2170 | 0.04645 | 106 | 86 | 17 | 3 |
2091 | Well, the airline is experimenting with a new pizzeria flight-in concept. | 1.2170 | 0.04240 | 106 | 84 | 21 | 1 |
2092 | Just another one of my pie in the sky ideas | 1.2170 | 0.04834 | 106 | 87 | 15 | 4 |
2093 | Final phase of my ‘Fear of Pizza Tossing’ program. | 1.2170 | 0.04447 | 106 | 85 | 19 | 2 |
2094 | In another fifteen years I'll have made enough dough to retire. | 1.2170 | 0.04240 | 106 | 84 | 21 | 1 |
2095 | Conceptually, object-oriented programming is the same as functional programming. | 1.2170 | 0.05017 | 106 | 88 | 13 | 5 |
2096 | I guess I’m more of a ‘headroom’ kind of guy. | 1.2170 | 0.04834 | 106 | 87 | 15 | 4 |
2097 | Sorry, I’m just an anxious flyer. | 1.2170 | 0.04834 | 106 | 87 | 15 | 4 |
2098 | I'm flying coach to save some dough. | 1.2170 | 0.04834 | 106 | 87 | 15 | 4 |
2099 | Actually I'm the pitchman a new fragrance called Calzogne. | 1.2170 | 0.05017 | 106 | 88 | 13 | 5 |
2100 | I used mileage point, left me some extra dough | 1.2170 | 0.04834 | 106 | 87 | 15 | 4 |
2101 | I lost my thumbs. | 1.2170 | 0.04834 | 106 | 87 | 15 | 4 |
2102 | We’ve started our descent . | 1.2170 | 0.05193 | 106 | 89 | 11 | 6 |
2103 | The recipe call for anything else? | 1.2170 | 0.05193 | 106 | 89 | 11 | 6 |
2104 | If this bothers you, why’d you buy a ticket in business class? | 1.2170 | 0.05017 | 106 | 88 | 13 | 5 |
2105 | Taking work home was never this easy when I worked for Lehman Brothers. | 1.2170 | 0.04240 | 106 | 84 | 21 | 1 |
2106 | When I took the job, I didn’t realize this is what they meant by “you can expect to make dough even on your way to work.” | 1.2170 | 0.04645 | 106 | 86 | 17 | 3 |
2107 | I always finish my homework on my commute to the Culinary Institute. | 1.2170 | 0.04645 | 106 | 86 | 17 | 3 |
2108 | So then I thought, where is the artisan bakery market not saturated? Of course, there is that guy who has opened in first class..." | 1.2170 | 0.04240 | 106 | 84 | 21 | 1 |
2109 | Fly the friendly pies of .... | 1.2170 | 0.04645 | 106 | 86 | 17 | 3 |
2110 | I used to be CEO, had my name on all the boxes, and was in all of the commercials | 1.2170 | 0.04834 | 106 | 87 | 15 | 4 |
2111 | You're going to need a seat belt extender after this flight! | 1.2170 | 0.04447 | 106 | 85 | 19 | 2 |
2112 | I was using a laptop but the edges kept getting burnt! | 1.2170 | 0.04645 | 106 | 86 | 17 | 3 |
2113 | After three months, low carb made me crazy. | 1.2170 | 0.05017 | 106 | 88 | 13 | 5 |
2114 | We're serious about our motto: Delivered to your door, piping fresh. | 1.2170 | 0.05017 | 106 | 88 | 13 | 5 |
2115 | I myself can’t stand pizza. | 1.2170 | 0.04240 | 106 | 84 | 21 | 1 |
2116 | Pizza on the fly is my specialty. | 1.2170 | 0.04447 | 106 | 85 | 19 | 2 |
2117 | It's my comfort dog. | 1.2162 | 0.04858 | 111 | 92 | 14 | 5 |
2118 | Turbulence!! | 1.2157 | 0.04093 | 102 | 80 | 22 | 0 |
2119 | Do you think your parents will like the pizza? | 1.2157 | 0.04093 | 102 | 80 | 22 | 0 |
2120 | It’s the only way we can ensure that first class passengers can get fresh pizza. Toppings are handled back in row 26. | 1.2157 | 0.04542 | 102 | 82 | 18 | 2 |
2121 | I'm on a quest to be the biggest fucking asshole on the plane. It's who I am, and you can't change me. | 1.2157 | 0.04542 | 102 | 82 | 18 | 2 |
2122 | You won't believe what I can do with more leg room. | 1.2157 | 0.04542 | 102 | 82 | 18 | 2 |
2123 | Someone has to improve the food! | 1.2151 | 0.04548 | 93 | 74 | 18 | 1 |
2124 | It makes for the perfect crust | 1.2150 | 0.04605 | 107 | 87 | 17 | 3 |
2125 | I could make much bigger dough if I wanted too. | 1.2150 | 0.04410 | 107 | 86 | 19 | 2 |
2126 | It’s nice to fly an airline with free PIE-FI. | 1.2136 | 0.05098 | 103 | 86 | 12 | 5 |
2127 | ....and then I pat it, prick it, and mark it with a “T” | 1.2136 | 0.04907 | 103 | 85 | 14 | 4 |
2128 | This isn’t the worst thing I’ve snuck through TSA | 1.2136 | 0.04907 | 103 | 85 | 14 | 4 |
2129 | See? The altitude helps the Yeast rise faster which results in a far superior pizza, ill be it it is rather expensive. | 1.2136 | 0.04907 | 103 | 85 | 14 | 4 |
2130 | No, the pizza is for 1st class passengers only, but they make me sit in coach. | 1.2136 | 0.04907 | 103 | 85 | 14 | 4 |
2131 | Airline food, amirite? | 1.2136 | 0.04709 | 103 | 84 | 16 | 3 |
2132 | Hey! Don’t judge! I kneed to practice! | 1.2136 | 0.04503 | 103 | 83 | 18 | 2 |
2133 | Don't worry, it's gluten-free. | 1.2136 | 0.04709 | 103 | 84 | 16 | 3 |
2134 | Even uncooked dough is better than airline food, wouldn't you agree? | 1.2136 | 0.04503 | 103 | 83 | 18 | 2 |
2135 | I saw a guy with a hot dog grill on the subway. I thought this would be a little classier. | 1.2136 | 0.04709 | 103 | 84 | 16 | 3 |
2136 | Emotional support dough is allowed as long as you have a letter from your baker | 1.2136 | 0.04907 | 103 | 85 | 14 | 4 |
2137 | Don't believe that "pie in the sky" is impossible. | 1.2136 | 0.04907 | 103 | 85 | 14 | 4 |
2138 | My restaurant entered me in the "highest pizza toss" competition. | 1.2136 | 0.05281 | 103 | 87 | 10 | 6 |
2139 | It’s the iPad Pro “flex”. | 1.2136 | 0.04503 | 103 | 83 | 18 | 2 |
2140 | Yes I am travelling for work. | 1.2136 | 0.04907 | 103 | 85 | 14 | 4 |
2141 | The boss allowed me to work from home today, but he doesn't know I'm traveling. | 1.2136 | 0.04058 | 103 | 81 | 22 | 0 |
2142 | Just trying to make a little extra dough. | 1.2136 | 0.04503 | 103 | 83 | 18 | 2 |
2143 | The turbulence really helps the crust. | 1.2136 | 0.04709 | 103 | 84 | 16 | 3 |
2144 | My wife thinks I’m a workaholic. | 1.2136 | 0.05098 | 103 | 86 | 12 | 5 |
2145 | I always take my work with me when I travel. | 1.2136 | 0.04907 | 103 | 85 | 14 | 4 |
2146 | I took the red-eye so the dough could rise overnight. | 1.2136 | 0.04907 | 103 | 85 | 14 | 4 |
2147 | Welcome back to the season finale of Mile Pie Club. | 1.2136 | 0.04907 | 103 | 85 | 14 | 4 |
2148 | If I don't do this on my off time, I lose it. | 1.2136 | 0.05098 | 103 | 86 | 12 | 5 |
2149 | It's all part of our new Frequent Pizza Program. | 1.2136 | 0.04709 | 103 | 84 | 16 | 3 |
2150 | Wait, you're saying yeast makes the dough rise??? | 1.2136 | 0.04907 | 103 | 85 | 14 | 4 |
2151 | Sorry, they only allow sausage and pepperoni in first class. | 1.2136 | 0.04907 | 103 | 85 | 14 | 4 |
2152 | Whoever throws the pizza dough the highest wins $10,000. We're at 30,000 feet... I WIN! | 1.2136 | 0.04503 | 103 | 83 | 18 | 2 |
2153 | My fidget spinner broke... | 1.2136 | 0.04709 | 103 | 84 | 16 | 3 |
2154 | It's easier in this thin air. | 1.2136 | 0.04709 | 103 | 84 | 16 | 3 |
2155 | Cooking relaxes me. | 1.2136 | 0.04907 | 103 | 85 | 14 | 4 |
2156 | On the return flight I cook a turkey. | 1.2136 | 0.04503 | 103 | 83 | 18 | 2 |
2157 | I try to avoid the in-flight meals | 1.2136 | 0.04709 | 103 | 84 | 16 | 3 |
2158 | I take the train to keep my hands free and get some work done. It was a complete mess when I was driving. | 1.2136 | 0.05098 | 103 | 86 | 12 | 5 |
2159 | Chef Ramsay is mixing the sauce up in first class. | 1.2136 | 0.04503 | 103 | 83 | 18 | 2 |
2160 | It's hard to get the tomato sauce past the TSA,though. | 1.2136 | 0.04503 | 103 | 83 | 18 | 2 |
2161 | Supposedly, the higher you toss the pizza, the better it tastes. | 1.2136 | 0.04503 | 103 | 83 | 18 | 2 |
2162 | The mile high pie club | 1.2136 | 0.04907 | 103 | 85 | 14 | 4 |
2163 | Anyone can look at their phone and laptop. Do you know anyone who can do this | 1.2136 | 0.04907 | 103 | 85 | 14 | 4 |
2164 | I've been having a terrible time getting it to rise. | 1.2136 | 0.04907 | 103 | 85 | 14 | 4 |
2165 | yup, I'm studying for my final exam too... | 1.2136 | 0.04907 | 103 | 85 | 14 | 4 |
2166 | Excuse me, do you have any mozzarella? | 1.2136 | 0.05098 | 103 | 86 | 12 | 5 |
2167 | It might get a little hot in here when I fire up my portable oven. | 1.2136 | 0.04907 | 103 | 85 | 14 | 4 |
2168 | You wanna join me in the mile high pie club? | 1.2136 | 0.04709 | 103 | 84 | 16 | 3 |
2169 | It’s not easy. I have to follow the high-altitude instructions. | 1.2136 | 0.04286 | 103 | 82 | 20 | 1 |
2170 | They made me check the pasta sauce | 1.2136 | 0.04709 | 103 | 84 | 16 | 3 |
2171 | Somebody in first class ordered a pie in the sky. | 1.2136 | 0.04709 | 103 | 84 | 16 | 3 |
2172 | I let gravity do all the work. | 1.2136 | 0.05098 | 103 | 86 | 12 | 5 |
2173 | As long as the reference frame doesn't hit turbulence, I think we can say the law of relative motion has been confirmed | 1.2136 | 0.04907 | 103 | 85 | 14 | 4 |
2174 | What’s the next step after ‘Toss the crust up in the air’? | 1.2136 | 0.04907 | 103 | 85 | 14 | 4 |
2175 | My take on pie in the sky. | 1.2136 | 0.04907 | 103 | 85 | 14 | 4 |
2176 | It's part of my PhD research about pizza moisture and the effects on social media alienation. | 1.2136 | 0.05281 | 103 | 87 | 10 | 6 |
2177 | They say the secret to a good crust is elevation. | 1.2136 | 0.04709 | 103 | 84 | 16 | 3 |
2178 | We chefs know that pizza's best when its dough is tossed in the air. | 1.2136 | 0.04058 | 103 | 81 | 22 | 0 |
2179 | Say, you wouldn't have some spare pepperoni?" | 1.2136 | 0.04907 | 103 | 85 | 14 | 4 |
2180 | The President called for New York pizza and said to hurry and he wants it fresh. | 1.2136 | 0.04907 | 103 | 85 | 14 | 4 |
2181 | Thanks for fling Alitalia. | 1.2136 | 0.05098 | 103 | 86 | 12 | 5 |
2182 | The boss wants a quick-rising dough. | 1.2136 | 0.05098 | 103 | 86 | 12 | 5 |
2183 | Ya' see, dear, the working class wears many different hats. | 1.2136 | 0.04907 | 103 | 85 | 14 | 4 |
2184 | Yes, even I have to bring my work with me. | 1.2136 | 0.04907 | 103 | 85 | 14 | 4 |
2185 | A billable hour is a billable hour. | 1.2136 | 0.04503 | 103 | 83 | 18 | 2 |
2186 | It's more than just a pie in the sky. | 1.2136 | 0.04709 | 103 | 84 | 16 | 3 |
2187 | The Easy Bake oven fits right under the seat in front of you. | 1.2136 | 0.04907 | 103 | 85 | 14 | 4 |
2188 | Don't worry, I brought some extra dough in case this one goes flying | 1.2136 | 0.05098 | 103 | 86 | 12 | 5 |
2189 | I'm thinking I should reconsider the "guaranteed fresh to your home" campaign. | 1.2136 | 0.04503 | 103 | 83 | 18 | 2 |
2190 | It's in lieu of an in-flight movie. | 1.2136 | 0.04709 | 103 | 84 | 16 | 3 |
2191 | It's a contest to see who can throw the pie the highest. | 1.2136 | 0.04907 | 103 | 85 | 14 | 4 |
2192 | My boss, he always yelling: "Toss it higher, HIGHER!" What he gonna say now, uh? | 1.2136 | 0.04503 | 103 | 83 | 18 | 2 |
2193 | I call this toss “airplane mode”. | 1.2136 | 0.04286 | 103 | 82 | 20 | 1 |
2194 | Sometimes Captain McKenzie orders out. | 1.2136 | 0.04503 | 103 | 83 | 18 | 2 |
2195 | My doctor said it's good for my anxiety. | 1.2136 | 0.04286 | 103 | 82 | 20 | 1 |
2196 | I usually toss my cookies when flying, this time I'm feeling a bit flippant. | 1.2136 | 0.04286 | 103 | 82 | 20 | 1 |
2197 | I'm the cater for the mile high club. What do you do for a living? | 1.2136 | 0.04709 | 103 | 84 | 16 | 3 |
2198 | I get more hang time at this altitude. | 1.2136 | 0.04709 | 103 | 84 | 16 | 3 |
2199 | I heard that you have to pay for air plane food. | 1.2136 | 0.04503 | 103 | 83 | 18 | 2 |
2200 | Sorry I couldn't find the kitchen | 1.2136 | 0.04286 | 103 | 82 | 20 | 1 |
2201 | This is my emotional support item. | 1.2136 | 0.04907 | 103 | 85 | 14 | 4 |
2202 | The secret is using high-altitude flour. | 1.2136 | 0.04709 | 103 | 84 | 16 | 3 |
2203 | ...so pie in the sky is a thing" | 1.2136 | 0.04058 | 103 | 81 | 22 | 0 |
2204 | I just can’t stand airplane food. | 1.2136 | 0.04503 | 103 | 83 | 18 | 2 |
2205 | It also makes for a great pillow. | 1.2136 | 0.04907 | 103 | 85 | 14 | 4 |
2206 | For a lousy seat, it sure cost a lot of dough. | 1.2136 | 0.05098 | 103 | 86 | 12 | 5 |
2207 | Just a dream, right | 1.2136 | 0.05098 | 103 | 86 | 12 | 5 |
2208 | Ever tried the mile high crust? | 1.2136 | 0.04709 | 103 | 84 | 16 | 3 |
2209 | My plan to become a famous Italian chef might just be so much pie-in-the-sky. | 1.2136 | 0.04286 | 103 | 82 | 20 | 1 |
2210 | I knead to use the overhead | 1.2136 | 0.04709 | 103 | 84 | 16 | 3 |
2211 | Just don't ask for peanuts on it. | 1.2136 | 0.04907 | 103 | 85 | 14 | 4 |
2212 | 467 seats on this plane but I’m always sat next to a tosser. | 1.2136 | 0.05281 | 103 | 87 | 10 | 6 |
2213 | My therapist said to find something that calms me. | 1.2136 | 0.04503 | 103 | 83 | 18 | 2 |
2214 | Would you like to join the Mile Pie Club? | 1.2136 | 0.05098 | 103 | 86 | 12 | 5 |
2215 | I was told a pizzeria in a plane was a "pie in the sky" idea. | 1.2136 | 0.04503 | 103 | 83 | 18 | 2 |
2216 | There's no kitchen in economy. | 1.2136 | 0.04503 | 103 | 83 | 18 | 2 |
2217 | My boss said I don't have to spend vacation hours if I work on the plane | 1.2136 | 0.04709 | 103 | 84 | 16 | 3 |
2218 | It's not at all like riding a bike. You lose the skill if you don't constantly practice. | 1.2130 | 0.04567 | 108 | 88 | 17 | 3 |
2219 | I’m always working. | 1.2130 | 0.04567 | 108 | 88 | 17 | 3 |
2220 | Our competitors made a cooking show that takes place in luxury cars so here we are. | 1.2121 | 0.04821 | 99 | 81 | 15 | 3 |
2221 | I figured in flight meals are due for an upgrade. | 1.2121 | 0.04372 | 99 | 79 | 19 | 1 |
2222 | Don't worry, it comes with the in-flight movie. | 1.2121 | 0.04372 | 99 | 79 | 19 | 1 |
2223 | We're seeking an international franchise. | 1.2121 | 0.04602 | 99 | 80 | 17 | 2 |
2224 | Yes, it’s my emotional support pizza dough. That’s the only way they let it on the plane | 1.2121 | 0.04372 | 99 | 79 | 19 | 1 |
2225 | When I get nervous, I like to cook. | 1.2121 | 0.04372 | 99 | 79 | 19 | 1 |
2226 | The thing is, if I don't do this than its weirder. | 1.2121 | 0.04372 | 99 | 79 | 19 | 1 |
2227 | When you love what you do then you never commute a day in your life. | 1.2121 | 0.04602 | 99 | 80 | 17 | 2 |
2228 | It's the best option if you want authentic New York pizza. | 1.2121 | 0.04372 | 99 | 79 | 19 | 1 |
2229 | Just catching up on some work,you? | 1.2121 | 0.04372 | 99 | 79 | 19 | 1 |
2230 | I love the extra headroom. | 1.2121 | 0.04602 | 99 | 80 | 17 | 2 |
2231 | A baker? No, I'm the Secretary of Defense. Wheeee! | 1.2115 | 0.04864 | 104 | 86 | 14 | 4 |
2232 | We are well known for our quick delivery for online orders. For $2.50 more I can add cheese and veggies of your choice. | 1.2115 | 0.04464 | 104 | 84 | 18 | 2 |
2233 | When a big pizza pie hits you in the eye, that's amore | 1.2115 | 0.05234 | 104 | 88 | 10 | 6 |
2234 | I told them it was a pie in the sky idea... | 1.2095 | 0.04628 | 105 | 86 | 16 | 3 |
2235 | Depends, did you purchase any add-on toppings? | 1.2095 | 0.04628 | 105 | 86 | 16 | 3 |
2236 | If you play your cards right, I'll turn a medium into an extra large. | 1.2093 | 0.05261 | 86 | 71 | 12 | 3 |
2237 | Um...It's not coming down...steep dive...very steep dive! | 1.2079 | 0.04734 | 101 | 83 | 15 | 3 |
2238 | You still have to be ready to catch self-rising dough when we descend. | 1.2079 | 0.04295 | 101 | 81 | 19 | 1 |
2239 | Can you believe that security confiscated my tomato sauce? | 1.2079 | 0.04734 | 101 | 83 | 15 | 3 |
2240 | It's a soar-dough! | 1.2079 | 0.04734 | 101 | 83 | 15 | 3 |
2241 | And that's why I always make my own pizza before assisting the person beside me. | 1.2079 | 0.04295 | 101 | 81 | 19 | 1 |
2242 | There's a wood burning oven in the overhead. | 1.2079 | 0.04734 | 101 | 83 | 15 | 3 |
2243 | Just'a like Mama used to fly. | 1.2079 | 0.04295 | 101 | 81 | 19 | 1 |
2244 | Can't you see I'm working here? | 1.2079 | 0.04734 | 101 | 83 | 15 | 3 |
2245 | I feel like everything is up in the air right now! | 1.2079 | 0.04734 | 101 | 83 | 15 | 3 |
2246 | It's what I do when I can't have my emotional support dog. | 1.2079 | 0.04520 | 101 | 82 | 17 | 2 |
2247 | In this economy, I had to find a niche market. | 1.2079 | 0.04734 | 101 | 83 | 15 | 3 |
2248 | You really don't want to see us enter a flat spin. | 1.2079 | 0.04939 | 101 | 84 | 13 | 4 |
2249 | You must think I'm an idiot. | 1.2079 | 0.04939 | 101 | 84 | 13 | 4 |
2250 | It doubles my air miles. | 1.2079 | 0.05135 | 101 | 85 | 11 | 5 |
2251 | I’m starting to re-think this international delivery concept. | 1.2079 | 0.04939 | 101 | 84 | 13 | 4 |
2252 | During a steep descent, it floats in the air. | 1.2079 | 0.04734 | 101 | 83 | 15 | 3 |
2253 | They said I'd never get this much dough through customs. | 1.2079 | 0.04295 | 101 | 81 | 19 | 1 |
2254 | My co-workers said, "Bring plenty of dough," when they learned where I was headed. | 1.2079 | 0.04734 | 101 | 83 | 15 | 3 |
2255 | And then the idea hit me in the eye. | 1.2079 | 0.04939 | 101 | 84 | 13 | 4 |
2256 | So you see, the earth can't be round. | 1.2079 | 0.04058 | 101 | 80 | 21 | 0 |
2257 | Ah no! These films are rubbish. Chef’s life never like that! | 1.2079 | 0.05135 | 101 | 85 | 11 | 5 |
2258 | This'll be a whole lot easier on Space X. | 1.2079 | 0.04520 | 101 | 82 | 17 | 2 |
2259 | At the chef's school they said to "Toss it high". | 1.2079 | 0.04520 | 101 | 82 | 17 | 2 |
2260 | I just can't seem to leave my work at the bakery | 1.2079 | 0.05135 | 101 | 85 | 11 | 5 |
2261 | 4 years of college and I'm rolling in the dough. | 1.2079 | 0.04939 | 101 | 84 | 13 | 4 |
2262 | This is in lieu of a comfort dog. | 1.2079 | 0.04734 | 101 | 83 | 15 | 3 |
2263 | Don't forget to adjust the cooking time for altitude. | 1.2079 | 0.04939 | 101 | 84 | 13 | 4 |
2264 | If this bothers you, I can eat it. | 1.2079 | 0.05135 | 101 | 85 | 11 | 5 |
2265 | People don't realize it but, pizza-making is what's called a use-it-or-lose-it skill. If you don't do it every day, it's gone | 1.2079 | 0.04734 | 101 | 83 | 15 | 3 |
2266 | '"Yes looking back I think he meant to suggest taking my therapy doberman on the flight but we got cut off right about then." | 1.2079 | 0.04734 | 101 | 83 | 15 | 3 |
2267 | Oh, I was a pilot, than this baking thing came along and I see no knead for more dough. | 1.2079 | 0.04520 | 101 | 82 | 17 | 2 |
2268 | This is OK, but the First Class chefs get to cook duck l'orange. | 1.2079 | 0.04939 | 101 | 84 | 13 | 4 |
2269 | Want a piece in the “Mile High Club”? | 1.2079 | 0.05135 | 101 | 85 | 11 | 5 |
2270 | I'm loving this new inflight work trend... | 1.2079 | 0.04520 | 101 | 82 | 17 | 2 |
2271 | And then there was the time I stuffed a manicotti on the bus to Hoboken... | 1.2079 | 0.04734 | 101 | 83 | 15 | 3 |
2272 | It's really all in your altitude! | 1.2079 | 0.04734 | 101 | 83 | 15 | 3 |
2273 | So as I was saying, the gig economy hurts everyone. | 1.2079 | 0.04520 | 101 | 82 | 17 | 2 |
2274 | Getting it in the air is always the most stressful part. | 1.2079 | 0.04520 | 101 | 82 | 17 | 2 |
2275 | I just don’t understand why Bourdain would kill himself...but Weinstein? If he had been the one to kill himself...sure that would make sense... | 1.2079 | 0.04520 | 101 | 82 | 17 | 2 |
2276 | Sure it’s a long commute, but I can get a lot of work done on it. | 1.2079 | 0.04734 | 101 | 83 | 15 | 3 |
2277 | The in-flight food is indeed crepe | 1.2079 | 0.04295 | 101 | 81 | 19 | 1 |
2278 | did you see the "I love lucy" episode where...………….. | 1.2079 | 0.04520 | 101 | 82 | 17 | 2 |
2279 | Actually, it's a therapy pizza. | 1.2079 | 0.04295 | 101 | 81 | 19 | 1 |
2280 | You have no idea how hot it gets in here” | 1.2079 | 0.04734 | 101 | 83 | 15 | 3 |
2281 | Don't ask. It's on a kneed to know basis. | 1.2079 | 0.05135 | 101 | 85 | 11 | 5 |
2282 | I prefer to fix my own airline meals. | 1.2079 | 0.04520 | 101 | 82 | 17 | 2 |
2283 | It's a working vacation." Mary Ellen Doyle, Charleston, S | 1.2079 | 0.04734 | 101 | 83 | 15 | 3 |
2284 | If this works, we'll try crepes suzettes. | 1.2079 | 0.05135 | 101 | 85 | 11 | 5 |
2285 | We got a complaint that our dough wasn't airy enough. | 1.2079 | 0.05324 | 101 | 86 | 9 | 6 |
2286 | Oh, same as you. I'm just doin' my flippin' job. | 1.2079 | 0.04734 | 101 | 83 | 15 | 3 |
2287 | They took away my emotional support emu at the gate. | 1.2079 | 0.04058 | 101 | 80 | 21 | 0 |
2288 | I’m flipping, how about you? | 1.2079 | 0.04058 | 101 | 80 | 21 | 0 |
2289 | When Papa John said Pisa delivery I took him at his word! | 1.2079 | 0.04734 | 101 | 83 | 15 | 3 |
2290 | This is the best way to get the dough to rise. | 1.2079 | 0.04939 | 101 | 84 | 13 | 4 |
2291 | Wanna join me in the Mile -High Pie-in-the-Sky club? | 1.2079 | 0.04734 | 101 | 83 | 15 | 3 |
2292 | I'm gluten-only. | 1.2079 | 0.04734 | 101 | 83 | 15 | 3 |
2293 | Actually, the turbulence makes my job much easier. | 1.2079 | 0.04295 | 101 | 81 | 19 | 1 |
2294 | I find this is the only way to get the dough light and airy | 1.2079 | 0.04734 | 101 | 83 | 15 | 3 |
2295 | Now that I'm manager, I'm trying everything through that 30,000 foot lens. | 1.2079 | 0.04734 | 101 | 83 | 15 | 3 |
2296 | My company wanted to test the effects of germs and aluminum encasing on our product before we're launching 'Pizza Dough in Can' | 1.2079 | 0.04734 | 101 | 83 | 15 | 3 |
2297 | We go to great lengths to see that our dough rises properly. | 1.2079 | 0.04734 | 101 | 83 | 15 | 3 |
2298 | They snicker, but they’re secretly grateful. As long as I keep this in the air, the plane stays in the air. | 1.2079 | 0.04939 | 101 | 84 | 13 | 4 |
2299 | This helps to rise | 1.2079 | 0.05135 | 101 | 85 | 11 | 5 |
2300 | Some people chew gum to pop their ears. | 1.2079 | 0.04939 | 101 | 84 | 13 | 4 |
2301 | I’d never fly coach. Not enough headroom. | 1.2079 | 0.05135 | 101 | 85 | 11 | 5 |
2302 | And it’ll stay there as long I keep my hands like this. | 1.2079 | 0.04295 | 101 | 81 | 19 | 1 |
2303 | I argued, but it turns out the TSA classifies sauce as a liquid | 1.2079 | 0.04520 | 101 | 82 | 17 | 2 |
2304 | ...the dough is ready by the time we land at JFK. A drive to little Italy for the sauce, then Amtrak to 30th Street and the broad street line to south Philly for the pepperoni. 24 minutes at 400 degrees and then we start the process all over again. | 1.2079 | 0.04939 | 101 | 84 | 13 | 4 |
2305 | It’s my emotional support pizza crust. | 1.2079 | 0.04734 | 101 | 83 | 15 | 3 |
2306 | I see you're getting some work done too. | 1.2079 | 0.04295 | 101 | 81 | 19 | 1 |
2307 | I never dreamed the demand for fresh, hand-tossed, pizza crusts would have me travelling the globe. | 1.2079 | 0.04520 | 101 | 82 | 17 | 2 |
2308 | I'm actually an accountant, but when they took away my anxiety monkey I had to try something. | 1.2062 | 0.04620 | 97 | 79 | 16 | 2 |
2309 | Ladies and gentlemen, the Captain has turned on the Tossing Dough sign. We always recommend to use generous amounts of flour on your dough while you’re tossing. | 1.2062 | 0.04381 | 97 | 78 | 18 | 1 |
2310 | They always told me I had pie in the sky ideas back at the Pizzeria I used to work in. | 1.2062 | 0.04129 | 97 | 77 | 20 | 0 |
2311 | Well, I guess Southwest finally got tired of peanuts. | 1.2062 | 0.04620 | 97 | 79 | 16 | 2 |
2312 | This is one of my favorite nightmares | 1.2062 | 0.04847 | 97 | 80 | 14 | 3 |
2313 | Hope you don’t mind. I have to keep my hands busy or else I get very bad air sickness. | 1.2062 | 0.04381 | 97 | 78 | 18 | 1 |
2314 | No. I've never been to Italy. Why? | 1.2062 | 0.04620 | 97 | 79 | 16 | 2 |
2315 | These new seats make it really hard to work on the plane. | 1.2062 | 0.04381 | 97 | 78 | 18 | 1 |
2316 | I'm pitching a new cooking show to the network. | 1.2062 | 0.04847 | 97 | 80 | 14 | 3 |
2317 | How else do you get dough to rise? | 1.2056 | 0.04351 | 107 | 87 | 18 | 2 |
2318 | Just do it. | 1.2041 | 0.04342 | 98 | 79 | 18 | 1 |
2319 | Everyone told me this was a pie in the sky idea. | 1.2041 | 0.04342 | 98 | 79 | 18 | 1 |
2320 | I just love the new pizza to go concept! | 1.2041 | 0.04802 | 98 | 81 | 14 | 3 |
2321 | The bastards made me gate-check my oven, so I really don’t have a choice, now do I? | 1.2041 | 0.05016 | 98 | 82 | 12 | 4 |
2322 | I'd like to make better dough so I could afford first class. | 1.2041 | 0.04802 | 98 | 81 | 14 | 3 |
2323 | Thank God they didn't ask me to check my bag. | 1.2041 | 0.04802 | 98 | 81 | 14 | 3 |
2324 | Wait, “flying”? Oh, I’ve made a terrible mistake | 1.2041 | 0.05016 | 98 | 82 | 12 | 4 |
2325 | 'It gets tricky in turbulence.' | 1.2041 | 0.04577 | 98 | 80 | 16 | 2 |
2326 | And to think I almost became an airline pilot | 1.2041 | 0.04577 | 98 | 80 | 16 | 2 |
2327 | That pesky turbulence can pose a challenge. | 1.2041 | 0.04577 | 98 | 80 | 16 | 2 |
2328 | Hot pie home delivered in 3 hours or less or it's free. | 1.2041 | 0.04802 | 98 | 81 | 14 | 3 |
2329 | Then we put the dough on your overheated laptop battery and Voila. pizza! | 1.2041 | 0.05016 | 98 | 82 | 12 | 4 |
2330 | Usually work from home but get extra dough for overtime | 1.2041 | 0.04342 | 98 | 79 | 18 | 1 |
2331 | But what path does the pizza dough take relative to an observer on the ground? | 1.2041 | 0.04802 | 98 | 81 | 14 | 3 |
2332 | I'm trying to make enough dough to get into first class | 1.2041 | 0.04577 | 98 | 80 | 16 | 2 |
2333 | Airtime is essential. | 1.2041 | 0.04802 | 98 | 81 | 14 | 3 |
2334 | It tastes better the longer it stays in the air. | 1.2041 | 0.04577 | 98 | 80 | 16 | 2 |
2335 | This way, I can say I hand-toss my crusts higher than anybody.” | 1.2041 | 0.05016 | 98 | 82 | 12 | 4 |
2336 | I have trouble leaving my work behind also | 1.2041 | 0.05016 | 98 | 82 | 12 | 4 |
2337 | My life coach said I should live my dreams! | 1.2041 | 0.05016 | 98 | 82 | 12 | 4 |
2338 | There's a glitch with the pizza drones today. | 1.2041 | 0.04092 | 98 | 78 | 20 | 0 |
2339 | I hate having to take work home with me! | 1.2041 | 0.05016 | 98 | 82 | 12 | 4 |
2340 | And what's really great is that it doubles as a pillow!!!! | 1.2041 | 0.04577 | 98 | 80 | 16 | 2 |
2341 | It's my patented gluten-free artisanal high-altitude bread, but the business model is still up in the air. | 1.2041 | 0.04577 | 98 | 80 | 16 | 2 |
2342 | Unfortunately, the made me check the sauce. | 1.2041 | 0.04092 | 98 | 78 | 20 | 0 |
2343 | It’s my first working vacation | 1.2041 | 0.04342 | 98 | 79 | 18 | 1 |
2344 | You should see what they are serving in first class | 1.2041 | 0.04802 | 98 | 81 | 14 | 3 |
2345 | The main challenge is adjusting the recipe for elevation. | 1.2041 | 0.05016 | 98 | 82 | 12 | 4 |
2346 | These Hawaiian pizzas take a little more time. | 1.2041 | 0.04802 | 98 | 81 | 14 | 3 |
2347 | The secret to a successful side-hussle is productively using your dowmtime | 1.2041 | 0.05016 | 98 | 82 | 12 | 4 |
2348 | My business is up in the air. | 1.2041 | 0.04577 | 98 | 80 | 16 | 2 |
2349 | During takeoffs and landings, it goes flying. | 1.2041 | 0.04342 | 98 | 79 | 18 | 1 |
2350 | So, she's like, "I just don't think we have that much in common, Gino." | 1.2041 | 0.05016 | 98 | 82 | 12 | 4 |
2351 | some guy ordered a pizza in aisle 7 | 1.2041 | 0.05016 | 98 | 82 | 12 | 4 |
2352 | This is my first pie-in-the-sky idea that actually took off. | 1.2041 | 0.04802 | 98 | 81 | 14 | 3 |
2353 | Airlines are raising a lot of dough these days. | 1.2041 | 0.04577 | 98 | 80 | 16 | 2 |
2354 | Hey, would you prefer I throw up something else? | 1.2041 | 0.05016 | 98 | 82 | 12 | 4 |
2355 | This one wouldn't fit in my carry on. | 1.2041 | 0.04577 | 98 | 80 | 16 | 2 |
2356 | Uhh, I'm getting as far away from Hell's Kitchen as possible. | 1.2041 | 0.04342 | 98 | 79 | 18 | 1 |
2357 | The hard part is finding a yeast that coexists with a high level of nitroamines. | 1.2041 | 0.04092 | 98 | 78 | 20 | 0 |
2358 | You wouldn’t happen to have some tomato sauce? | 1.2041 | 0.04577 | 98 | 80 | 16 | 2 |
2359 | I'm limiting my screen time. | 1.2041 | 0.04802 | 98 | 81 | 14 | 3 |
2360 | My oven just died so I'm going to my moms to use hers | 1.2041 | 0.04092 | 98 | 78 | 20 | 0 |
2361 | Actually, the trickiest part of the process is adjusting the ingredients for the altitude. | 1.2041 | 0.04802 | 98 | 81 | 14 | 3 |
2362 | My friends always told my dreams were pie in the sky. | 1.2041 | 0.05016 | 98 | 82 | 12 | 4 |
2363 | Do you think "Pie in the Sky" for a restaurant name is a bit on the nose? | 1.2041 | 0.04092 | 98 | 78 | 20 | 0 |
2364 | You've heard of QANON right? | 1.2041 | 0.04092 | 98 | 78 | 20 | 0 |
2365 | Actually, I'm an air marshall. | 1.2041 | 0.05016 | 98 | 82 | 12 | 4 |
2366 | It's planned for international first class, but they say we have to practice in economy | 1.2041 | 0.04577 | 98 | 80 | 16 | 2 |
2367 | I have to get twenty-six of these done by Milan. | 1.2041 | 0.04342 | 98 | 79 | 18 | 1 |
2368 | I’ll be okay after we’ve leveled off at cruising altitude. | 1.2041 | 0.04577 | 98 | 80 | 16 | 2 |
2369 | Ill tell you why, I kneed the dough. | 1.2041 | 0.04802 | 98 | 81 | 14 | 3 |
2370 | I couldn't get the pepperoni through security. | 1.2041 | 0.04342 | 98 | 79 | 18 | 1 |
2371 | It said to let the crust rise. Do you think 800 feet is high enough? | 1.2041 | 0.05016 | 98 | 82 | 12 | 4 |
2372 | ...and if an emergency happens after mid flight, the gluten in this baby will stretch like a sail and I'll have a gentle landing. | 1.2041 | 0.04092 | 98 | 78 | 20 | 0 |
2373 | I work remotely most days. | 1.2041 | 0.04342 | 98 | 79 | 18 | 1 |
2374 | The risky part is when the train starts moving. | 1.2041 | 0.05016 | 98 | 82 | 12 | 4 |
2375 | I need to make more dough. | 1.2041 | 0.05016 | 98 | 82 | 12 | 4 |
2376 | ...and so how's your work-life balance treating you? | 1.2041 | 0.04802 | 98 | 81 | 14 | 3 |
2377 | The fee for checking it was outrageous. | 1.2041 | 0.04342 | 98 | 79 | 18 | 1 |
2378 | I made a lot of dough back in New York. | 1.2041 | 0.04802 | 98 | 81 | 14 | 3 |
2379 | They come out fluffier at higher altitudes | 1.2041 | 0.04577 | 98 | 80 | 16 | 2 |
2380 | I started as a teenager when my new stepfather told me not to play with my food. | 1.2041 | 0.04577 | 98 | 80 | 16 | 2 |
2381 | I got on at Naples. | 1.2041 | 0.04802 | 98 | 81 | 14 | 3 |
2382 | My company successfully lobbied the FAA to change the rule. | 1.2041 | 0.04802 | 98 | 81 | 14 | 3 |
2383 | My Thin Crust Pizza at 40 Thousand Feet | 1.2041 | 0.05222 | 98 | 83 | 10 | 5 |
2384 | So? Where you been? Deregulation means business-friendly. | 1.2041 | 0.05016 | 98 | 82 | 12 | 4 |
2385 | Mr. Manafort asked me if we deliver, and I said, well... | 1.2041 | 0.04802 | 98 | 81 | 14 | 3 |
2386 | I'm going for the Genus Word Book for longest pizza dough tossing. | 1.2041 | 0.04092 | 98 | 78 | 20 | 0 |
2387 | You know, I dont think youre allowed to use a laptop on this flight... | 1.2041 | 0.05016 | 98 | 82 | 12 | 4 |
2388 | I'm gonna need two tray tables ... | 1.2041 | 0.04802 | 98 | 81 | 14 | 3 |
2389 | It seems to rise better up here! | 1.2041 | 0.04802 | 98 | 81 | 14 | 3 |
2390 | They allow this but my stress ball was deemed potentially hazardous. Go Figure. | 1.2041 | 0.05016 | 98 | 82 | 12 | 4 |
2391 | Better you should ask, why are we sitting four across? | 1.2041 | 0.04577 | 98 | 80 | 16 | 2 |
2392 | There's no getting away from work these days. | 1.2041 | 0.04577 | 98 | 80 | 16 | 2 |
2393 | I'm going for the record. | 1.2041 | 0.04577 | 98 | 80 | 16 | 2 |
2394 | I'm flying straight to Moscow. Putin may hate America, but he likes his Chicago deep dish FRESH. | 1.2041 | 0.05016 | 98 | 82 | 12 | 4 |
2395 | If I were rolling in dough, I could sit in first class. | 1.2041 | 0.04802 | 98 | 81 | 14 | 3 |
2396 | Well, we promise 30’ delivery in this area. | 1.2041 | 0.04577 | 98 | 80 | 16 | 2 |
2397 | I hope you have enough battery life. I'm going to need the power outlet soon. | 1.2041 | 0.04802 | 98 | 81 | 14 | 3 |
2398 | I find the recirculated air does wonders for the crust. | 1.2041 | 0.04092 | 98 | 78 | 20 | 0 |
2399 | I do all my crusts on an airplane. It’s expensive, but worth it! | 1.2041 | 0.04802 | 98 | 81 | 14 | 3 |
2400 | The pizza throwing contest is tomorrow. | 1.2041 | 0.04092 | 98 | 78 | 20 | 0 |
2401 | ...and then Papa said to me, 'Choose a job that you love and you will never work a day in your life.' | 1.2041 | 0.04577 | 98 | 80 | 16 | 2 |
2402 | OK, I got that. Now, what does the video say my next step is? | 1.2041 | 0.05419 | 98 | 84 | 8 | 6 |
2403 | I'm part of the promised Presidential Program for Pie in the Sky. | 1.2041 | 0.04342 | 98 | 79 | 18 | 1 |
2404 | Di I mention that we deliver? | 1.2041 | 0.05016 | 98 | 82 | 12 | 4 |
2405 | Sorry, my interview is tomorrow. | 1.2041 | 0.04802 | 98 | 81 | 14 | 3 |
2406 | ...what are you looking at? In this day and age, everybody works on vacation. | 1.2041 | 0.04802 | 98 | 81 | 14 | 3 |
2407 | I was supposed to be in the window seat behind us but my Sky Pie kept hitting the overhead bin. | 1.2041 | 0.04577 | 98 | 80 | 16 | 2 |
2408 | I’m just tossing this out.. | 1.2041 | 0.04342 | 98 | 79 | 18 | 1 |
2409 | They said to turn that shit off! | 1.2041 | 0.05016 | 98 | 82 | 12 | 4 |
2410 | To tell you the truth I get more done on the plane without all the office distractions. | 1.2041 | 0.04802 | 98 | 81 | 14 | 3 |
2411 | yes eet is my - how you say - emotional support dough! | 1.2041 | 0.04577 | 98 | 80 | 16 | 2 |
2412 | International delivery - fresh - sounds great... | 1.2041 | 0.04577 | 98 | 80 | 16 | 2 |
2413 | These days, you can’t leave work at work anymore | 1.2041 | 0.04577 | 98 | 80 | 16 | 2 |
2414 | I'm a high flier who tosses his dough around - what do you do? | 1.2041 | 0.04577 | 98 | 80 | 16 | 2 |
2415 | Occupational therapy. | 1.2041 | 0.04802 | 98 | 81 | 14 | 3 |
2416 | I've been trying to get some work done before we land. | 1.2041 | 0.05016 | 98 | 82 | 12 | 4 |
2417 | This is my secret trick to get the bread to rise without yeast. | 1.2041 | 0.04802 | 98 | 81 | 14 | 3 |
2418 | If I had more dough, I’d be in business. | 1.2041 | 0.05016 | 98 | 82 | 12 | 4 |
2419 | Uber Eats doesn’t pay me enough for this. | 1.2041 | 0.04342 | 98 | 79 | 18 | 1 |
2420 | Since you asked, it was really a toss up whether to become a chef, but I kneaded the dough. | 1.2041 | 0.04342 | 98 | 79 | 18 | 1 |
2421 | I'm practicing for my interview. | 1.2041 | 0.04802 | 98 | 81 | 14 | 3 |
2422 | Hey, it's business class. | 1.2041 | 0.04577 | 98 | 80 | 16 | 2 |
2423 | Our light pizza menu is really pie in the sky. | 1.2041 | 0.04577 | 98 | 80 | 16 | 2 |
2424 | They told me this idea was just pie in the sky. | 1.2041 | 0.04342 | 98 | 79 | 18 | 1 |
2425 | Just getting a head start. I'm this month's visiting chef at a New York City restaurant. | 1.2041 | 0.04092 | 98 | 78 | 20 | 0 |
2426 | It sounds like your Ambien is kicking in. | 1.2041 | 0.05222 | 98 | 83 | 10 | 5 |
2427 | Be grateful I'm not tossing my cookies | 1.2041 | 0.05016 | 98 | 82 | 12 | 4 |
2428 | These days it's all about NY-LA pizza. | 1.2041 | 0.05016 | 98 | 82 | 12 | 4 |
2429 | One moment I accept a company cell phone, next thing you know I'm working on vacation! | 1.2041 | 0.04577 | 98 | 80 | 16 | 2 |
2430 | You have to practice... | 1.2041 | 0.05016 | 98 | 82 | 12 | 4 |
2431 | This is what you get when you are first class. hand made pizza | 1.2041 | 0.04577 | 98 | 80 | 16 | 2 |
2432 | I wanted to see how high I could get it. | 1.2041 | 0.05222 | 98 | 83 | 10 | 5 |
2433 | Altitude helps the dough rise. | 1.2041 | 0.05016 | 98 | 82 | 12 | 4 |
2434 | The more dough you raise, the less you knead it. | 1.2041 | 0.05222 | 98 | 83 | 10 | 5 |
2435 | I'd heard this airline was a fly pie night operation. | 1.2041 | 0.04342 | 98 | 79 | 18 | 1 |
2436 | I forgot to finish my homework. | 1.2041 | 0.05016 | 98 | 82 | 12 | 4 |
2437 | It's the altitude of the crust, not the airplane, that makes the difference." | 1.2041 | 0.05222 | 98 | 83 | 10 | 5 |
2438 | When they told me that an aisle seat would cost a little extra dough, I believed them! | 1.2041 | 0.05016 | 98 | 82 | 12 | 4 |
2439 | He said he had a craving for real New York pizza and told me to get to JFK and catch a flight right away! | 1.2041 | 0.04577 | 98 | 80 | 16 | 2 |
2440 | The dough doesn’t stretch as well in business class | 1.2041 | 0.04802 | 98 | 81 | 14 | 3 |
2441 | Enjoy your salad. | 1.2041 | 0.04802 | 98 | 81 | 14 | 3 |
2442 | I figured I might as well die doing what I love, and I love pizza | 1.2041 | 0.04092 | 98 | 78 | 20 | 0 |
2443 | I just want to be sharp for my job interview. | 1.2041 | 0.04802 | 98 | 81 | 14 | 3 |
2444 | I'm a member of the mile high pizza club. | 1.2041 | 0.04577 | 98 | 80 | 16 | 2 |
2445 | I didn't know if they were going to serve food on this flight. | 1.2041 | 0.04802 | 98 | 81 | 14 | 3 |
2446 | The dough rises best at 35,000 feet | 1.2021 | 0.04682 | 94 | 77 | 15 | 2 |
2447 | "I like to do the sixth turn over Seattle --light as air! | 1.2021 | 0.04430 | 94 | 76 | 17 | 1 |
2448 | The airline wanted to charge me a $50 baggage fee. | 1.2021 | 0.04430 | 94 | 76 | 17 | 1 |
2449 | Hey, I'm not tossing my cookies! | 1.2021 | 0.04164 | 94 | 75 | 19 | 0 |
2450 | 'So, I didn't make top chef - big deal. Let's see em' top pizza at 30,000 feet' | 1.2021 | 0.04682 | 94 | 77 | 15 | 2 |
2451 | I thought "window seat or isle, it's a toss-up" | 1.2021 | 0.04682 | 94 | 77 | 15 | 2 |
2452 | My electronics are off. | 1.2021 | 0.04682 | 94 | 77 | 15 | 2 |
2453 | In pizza, varying gravitational force is essential to the formation of a good crust. | 1.2021 | 0.04682 | 94 | 77 | 15 | 2 |
2454 | Whatzamatta you? itza not so bad...shaddupa yo face ! | 1.2021 | 0.04164 | 94 | 75 | 19 | 0 |
2455 | This is why I"m such a great pizza chef. I practice every day. | 1.2020 | 0.04536 | 99 | 81 | 16 | 2 |
2456 | It’s disturbing... yes... it’s disturbing... | 1.1979 | 0.04088 | 96 | 77 | 19 | 0 |
2457 | Think of it as my fidget spinner. | 1.1979 | 0.04826 | 96 | 80 | 13 | 3 |
2458 | They actually had to remove a row in first class to accommodate the pizza oven. | 1.1979 | 0.04826 | 96 | 80 | 13 | 3 |
2459 | I just feel like I’m always connected to work. | 1.1979 | 0.04826 | 96 | 80 | 13 | 3 |
2460 | I'm an emotional support pizzaiolo. | 1.1979 | 0.04593 | 96 | 79 | 15 | 2 |
2461 | Some people say I'm a workaholic. | 1.1979 | 0.04826 | 96 | 80 | 13 | 3 |
2462 | Well, There's no app yet. | 1.1979 | 0.04593 | 96 | 79 | 15 | 2 |
2463 | I'm going for the Guinness Book of records for making dough rise | 1.1979 | 0.04593 | 96 | 79 | 15 | 2 |
2464 | It's nothing special. You know this is coach--right? | 1.1979 | 0.04826 | 96 | 80 | 13 | 3 |
2465 | My way of competing with those food trucks | 1.1979 | 0.04593 | 96 | 79 | 15 | 2 |
2466 | I just love this “virtual office” concept! | 1.1979 | 0.04826 | 96 | 80 | 13 | 3 |
2467 | We've cut delivery time in half.' | 1.1979 | 0.04593 | 96 | 79 | 15 | 2 |
2468 | Planes are the only place I can get any real work done anymore. | 1.1979 | 0.04826 | 96 | 80 | 13 | 3 |
2469 | My wife says I have to keep this up for nine and a half months. | 1.1979 | 0.04593 | 96 | 79 | 15 | 2 |
2470 | Can you read the recipe again? I just don't understand why this step requires a plane surface. | 1.1979 | 0.04826 | 96 | 80 | 13 | 3 |
2471 | The pilot likes his pizza fresh, light, and airy. | 1.1979 | 0.05048 | 96 | 81 | 11 | 4 |
2472 | "Relieves my anxiety and keeps me focused when I fly. | 1.1979 | 0.04826 | 96 | 80 | 13 | 3 |
2473 | Like most passengers, I keep my dough in a carry-on bag. | 1.1979 | 0.04826 | 96 | 80 | 13 | 3 |
2474 | You see it is not enough to simply toss the dough, it really has to fly. | 1.1979 | 0.04348 | 96 | 78 | 17 | 1 |
2475 | It's the fastest way I can get the dough to rise. | 1.1979 | 0.04593 | 96 | 79 | 15 | 2 |
2476 | This is Henry, my companion dough. | 1.1979 | 0.04348 | 96 | 78 | 17 | 1 |
2477 | This is my play dough. | 1.1979 | 0.04593 | 96 | 79 | 15 | 2 |
2478 | It's all about airtime. | 1.1979 | 0.04826 | 96 | 80 | 13 | 3 |
2479 | So was that you that cut the cheese? | 1.1979 | 0.05261 | 96 | 82 | 9 | 5 |
2480 | The crew needs an emotional support pizza. | 1.1979 | 0.05261 | 96 | 82 | 9 | 5 |
2481 | This flight is usually two hours or four pizza pies." | 1.1979 | 0.04826 | 96 | 80 | 13 | 3 |
2482 | Some people toss their cookies when they fly, but not me. | 1.1979 | 0.04348 | 96 | 78 | 17 | 1 |
2483 | You can take the man out of the pizza toss, but you can't take the pizza toss out of the man. | 1.1979 | 0.05048 | 96 | 81 | 11 | 4 |
2484 | I knew this trip was going to be "pie in the sky". | 1.1979 | 0.04826 | 96 | 80 | 13 | 3 |
2485 | This is business class, right? So how about I do mine and you mind your own? | 1.1979 | 0.04826 | 96 | 80 | 13 | 3 |
2486 | We got thrown off the last flight when the oven started smoking. | 1.1979 | 0.05261 | 96 | 82 | 9 | 5 |
2487 | In order to make a perfect quiche it has to be twirled at 40.000 feet for 21 seconds. | 1.1979 | 0.05048 | 96 | 81 | 11 | 4 |
2488 | For this year's vacation, it was a toss-up between Florence and Rome. | 1.1979 | 0.05048 | 96 | 81 | 11 | 4 |
2489 | Can you look up the high-altitude cook time? | 1.1979 | 0.04348 | 96 | 78 | 17 | 1 |
2490 | I'll be finishing my pizza dough before I help you with yours. | 1.1979 | 0.04088 | 96 | 77 | 19 | 0 |
2491 | I find that flour has the best consistence at 28,000 feet | 1.1979 | 0.04826 | 96 | 80 | 13 | 3 |
2492 | Making pizza is more than a job. It's a non-stop passion. | 1.1979 | 0.04348 | 96 | 78 | 17 | 1 |
2493 | I never cared for airline pizza. | 1.1979 | 0.04593 | 96 | 79 | 15 | 2 |
2494 | Dad said go for it . . .I'm going to call it Five Mile High Club Pizza . . | 1.1979 | 0.04088 | 96 | 77 | 19 | 0 |
2495 | Have you seen the food they serve on these flights? | 1.1979 | 0.04593 | 96 | 79 | 15 | 2 |
2496 | They always said, “You can take the chef out of Italy,” so I decided to take them up on it. | 1.1979 | 0.05048 | 96 | 81 | 11 | 4 |
2497 | You asked for a plane slice. | 1.1979 | 0.04826 | 96 | 80 | 13 | 3 |
2498 | At least it doesn't cry. | 1.1979 | 0.04826 | 96 | 80 | 13 | 3 |
2499 | In case of a water landing, my dough serves as a flotation device. | 1.1979 | 0.04826 | 96 | 80 | 13 | 3 |
2500 | And she was all "What about my kneads?" | 1.1979 | 0.04593 | 96 | 79 | 15 | 2 |
2501 | Airtisanal is the new thing. | 1.1979 | 0.04826 | 96 | 80 | 13 | 3 |
2502 | It's all about the aerodynamics. | 1.1979 | 0.04593 | 96 | 79 | 15 | 2 |
2503 | International Pizza Delivery. Every stop is fresh and fast." Talieah Ram, HI, Honolulu | 1.1979 | 0.04593 | 96 | 79 | 15 | 2 |
2504 | Even better than first class. | 1.1979 | 0.04826 | 96 | 80 | 13 | 3 |
2505 | This isn't what I was expecting when I ordered the make-your-own-pizza. | 1.1979 | 0.05048 | 96 | 81 | 11 | 4 |
2506 | I'm a fidgety flyer, but this helps. | 1.1979 | 0.05048 | 96 | 81 | 11 | 4 |
2507 | I went for extra sauce instead of extra legroom! | 1.1979 | 0.04593 | 96 | 79 | 15 | 2 |
2508 | The captain prefers a rising crust. | 1.1979 | 0.04348 | 96 | 78 | 17 | 1 |
2509 | Then in March 2003 I declared war on Iraq, and that was no picnic either, I can tell you. | 1.1979 | 0.04593 | 96 | 79 | 15 | 2 |
2510 | There are no meals served on this flight, so I brought my own. | 1.1979 | 0.04826 | 96 | 80 | 13 | 3 |
2511 | In case of a sudden ocean landing, it's an inflatable device. | 1.1979 | 0.04593 | 96 | 79 | 15 | 2 |
2512 | It's a therepy calzone. | 1.1979 | 0.04593 | 96 | 79 | 15 | 2 |
2513 | Mile High Pizza. For the Mile High Club after party. | 1.1979 | 0.04826 | 96 | 80 | 13 | 3 |
2514 | Hey, it's better than a bag of peanuts | 1.1979 | 0.04826 | 96 | 80 | 13 | 3 |
2515 | I can’t deal with “chicken or pasta” anymore! | 1.1979 | 0.05048 | 96 | 81 | 11 | 4 |
2516 | It's a call-in order for Putin. | 1.1979 | 0.05048 | 96 | 81 | 11 | 4 |
2517 | I can’t get away from work either.I work for this airline. | 1.1979 | 0.04593 | 96 | 79 | 15 | 2 |
2518 | I used to use a laptop but I kept dropping it. | 1.1979 | 0.04826 | 96 | 80 | 13 | 3 |
2519 | Your travel pillow will be ready in a moment, ma'am. | 1.1979 | 0.04593 | 96 | 79 | 15 | 2 |
2520 | I find the altitude makes for a perfect crust | 1.1979 | 0.04348 | 96 | 78 | 17 | 1 |
2521 | I don't care much for airline food. I bring my own. | 1.1979 | 0.04088 | 96 | 77 | 19 | 0 |
2522 | Student debt. I can't stop working! | 1.1979 | 0.04088 | 96 | 77 | 19 | 0 |
2523 | I should have known that TSA would trash my pizza cutter... I really kneaded it. | 1.1979 | 0.04826 | 96 | 80 | 13 | 3 |
2524 | The oven’s in the overhead locker | 1.1979 | 0.05048 | 96 | 81 | 11 | 4 |
2525 | You know, most people dont have the dough to fly first class. | 1.1979 | 0.04348 | 96 | 78 | 17 | 1 |
2526 | Sorry. I didn’t have enough dough for first class. | 1.1959 | 0.04780 | 97 | 81 | 13 | 3 |
2527 | Mamma Mia. I think the customer said 'carry out,' not 'carry on'. | 1.1959 | 0.04550 | 97 | 80 | 15 | 2 |
2528 | Could I interest you in a mile-high crust? | 1.1959 | 0.04550 | 97 | 80 | 15 | 2 |
2529 | Since we're landing at LaGuardia, I'll call this one my Yeast Coast Special | 1.1959 | 0.05000 | 97 | 82 | 11 | 4 |
2530 | Most people make the mistake of adding their toppings before we reach altitude. | 1.1959 | 0.04780 | 97 | 81 | 13 | 3 |
2531 | Yes, it's a new first class feature. The folks in the back now have to forage." | 1.1959 | 0.04550 | 97 | 80 | 15 | 2 |
2532 | Italy really impressed me. | 1.1959 | 0.04780 | 97 | 81 | 13 | 3 |
2533 | I always try to anticipate an air pocket, | 1.1959 | 0.04780 | 97 | 81 | 13 | 3 |
2534 | Y’know, they should really offer free WiFi on these things. | 1.1959 | 0.04550 | 97 | 80 | 15 | 2 |
2535 | What do you think, sky high or mile high pizza? | 1.1959 | 0.04550 | 97 | 80 | 15 | 2 |
2536 | got to practice im going to the finals.... | 1.1959 | 0.04308 | 97 | 79 | 17 | 1 |
2537 | Witb the flight lover's pizza, you are only allowed two carry on toppings. | 1.1959 | 0.04780 | 97 | 81 | 13 | 3 |
2538 | Maggie couldn’t believe her eyes, 4 seats in a row by a window. | 1.1957 | 0.04159 | 92 | 74 | 18 | 0 |
2539 | You get a lighter crust up here. | 1.1957 | 0.04159 | 92 | 74 | 18 | 0 |
2540 | I had to smuggle in a bottle of marinara sauce. You do not want to know where it is... | 1.1957 | 0.04437 | 92 | 75 | 16 | 1 |
2541 | The "30 minutes or it's free" guarantee doesn't start until we've landed. | 1.1957 | 0.04437 | 92 | 75 | 16 | 1 |
2542 | I'd worry more about the bed bugs if I were you. | 1.1957 | 0.04437 | 92 | 75 | 16 | 1 |
2543 | Yeah, they confiscated my pizza cutter. At least I tried. | 1.1957 | 0.04437 | 92 | 75 | 16 | 1 |
2544 | Everything's up in the air! Where is gravity when we need it? | 1.1957 | 0.04698 | 92 | 76 | 14 | 2 |
2545 | Protect your laptop if the pilot makes a sudden right turn. | 1.1957 | 0.04698 | 92 | 76 | 14 | 2 |
2546 | The best dough is on the Space Shuttle | 1.1957 | 0.04698 | 92 | 76 | 14 | 2 |
2547 | It's all about calculating altitude and turbulence anticipation in to the toss timing equation. | 1.1957 | 0.04159 | 92 | 74 | 18 | 0 |
2548 | It's the airline CEO's pet project-made to order comfort food for the comfort animals. | 1.1957 | 0.04437 | 92 | 75 | 16 | 1 |
2549 | I would not be doing this if I did not need the dough | 1.1957 | 0.04698 | 92 | 76 | 14 | 2 |
2550 | Well, it’s a test. If it doesn’t come; we’re in trouble. | 1.1957 | 0.04159 | 92 | 74 | 18 | 0 |
2551 | it can't go in the overhead | 1.1957 | 0.04698 | 92 | 76 | 14 | 2 |
2552 | {Singing} I like to fly With my pizza pie That's amore | 1.1957 | 0.04946 | 92 | 77 | 12 | 3 |
2553 | If we experience turbulence, I'll toss my cookies. | 1.1957 | 0.04437 | 92 | 75 | 16 | 1 |
2554 | Up here, the dough rises better. | 1.1939 | 0.04735 | 98 | 82 | 13 | 3 |
2555 | You know,I just find it very relaxing... | 1.1935 | 0.05353 | 93 | 80 | 8 | 5 |
2556 | ‘You just watch Signorina when I put on the marinara sauce”.’ | 1.1935 | 0.04897 | 93 | 78 | 12 | 3 |
2557 | TSA made me check my pan, so I need to keep flipping it until I claim my bags. | 1.1935 | 0.04394 | 93 | 76 | 16 | 1 |
2558 | Just think: I used to fly this plane. | 1.1935 | 0.04897 | 93 | 78 | 12 | 3 |
2559 | It's light ... It's gluten-free | 1.1935 | 0.04652 | 93 | 77 | 14 | 2 |
2560 | I need to get more rise to my dough. | 1.1935 | 0.04897 | 93 | 78 | 12 | 3 |
2561 | I know what you’re thinking. | 1.1935 | 0.04897 | 93 | 78 | 12 | 3 |
2562 | It's my new start-up, AirPizzaNPasta. | 1.1935 | 0.04897 | 93 | 78 | 12 | 3 |
2563 | Gino's has the best pizza in Boston. I fly it in daily from New York. | 1.1935 | 0.04394 | 93 | 76 | 16 | 1 |
2564 | Pardon me, but my carry-on pizza oven is under your seat. | 1.1935 | 0.04394 | 93 | 76 | 16 | 1 |
2565 | It's all part of our new 'Mile-High' promotion. | 1.1935 | 0.05130 | 93 | 79 | 10 | 4 |
2566 | If you just clock in and out, you’ll never make the big dough. | 1.1935 | 0.05130 | 93 | 79 | 10 | 4 |
2567 | I do have to toss it once in a while. It does get hot. That's why they call it a hot dog. | 1.1935 | 0.04119 | 93 | 75 | 18 | 0 |
2568 | We have the freshest in-flight meals that money can buy. | 1.1935 | 0.05130 | 93 | 79 | 10 | 4 |
2569 | It’s a long commute, but at least I get a lot of work done. | 1.1935 | 0.04394 | 93 | 76 | 16 | 1 |
2570 | The cabin air imbues the dough with an earthy cheese aroma. | 1.1935 | 0.04897 | 93 | 78 | 12 | 3 |
2571 | Idle hands are the devil's workshop. | 1.1935 | 0.04652 | 93 | 77 | 14 | 2 |
2572 | Brace for landing. | 1.1935 | 0.05130 | 93 | 79 | 10 | 4 |
2573 | CPTD. Compulsive Pizza Throwing Disorder. | 1.1935 | 0.04897 | 93 | 78 | 12 | 3 |
2574 | If Manafort can flip, so can I... | 1.1935 | 0.04652 | 93 | 77 | 14 | 2 |
2575 | Welcome to "Famous Original Ray's Airlines." | 1.1935 | 0.04119 | 93 | 75 | 18 | 0 |
2576 | It keeps my mind off being seven miles up in the air. | 1.1935 | 0.04897 | 93 | 78 | 12 | 3 |
2577 | If we don't deliver in 3000 miles or less, it's free. | 1.1935 | 0.04652 | 93 | 77 | 14 | 2 |
2578 | She's my emotional-support dough. | 1.1935 | 0.04394 | 93 | 76 | 16 | 1 |
2579 | May I borrow your charger? | 1.1935 | 0.05353 | 93 | 80 | 8 | 5 |
2580 | It was a toss-up, but I figured I’d fly coach and save a little dough. | 1.1935 | 0.04652 | 93 | 77 | 14 | 2 |
2581 | It's how I explain relativity. | 1.1935 | 0.04897 | 93 | 78 | 12 | 3 |
2582 | Repetitive motions calm my fear of flying. | 1.1935 | 0.04652 | 93 | 77 | 14 | 2 |
2583 | I bet the flight attendant I couldn't get a extra thin crust between my knees and the seat in front of me. | 1.1935 | 0.04652 | 93 | 77 | 14 | 2 |
2584 | Just catching up on work like everyone else. | 1.1935 | 0.04652 | 93 | 77 | 14 | 2 |
2585 | Would you like plane or pepperoni? | 1.1935 | 0.04652 | 93 | 77 | 14 | 2 |
2586 | I’m hoping they make it an Olympic event. | 1.1935 | 0.04897 | 93 | 78 | 12 | 3 |
2587 | Actually it's part of an experiment for my college physics class. | 1.1935 | 0.04652 | 93 | 77 | 14 | 2 |
2588 | It's gotta be fresh | 1.1935 | 0.04394 | 93 | 76 | 16 | 1 |
2589 | Actually, the best dough comes from Ossining. | 1.1935 | 0.05353 | 93 | 80 | 8 | 5 |
2590 | We offer free delivery | 1.1935 | 0.04652 | 93 | 77 | 14 | 2 |
2591 | I find the dough rises more quickly at higher altitudes. | 1.1935 | 0.04652 | 93 | 77 | 14 | 2 |
2592 | ... then my cousin's daughter, Deborah, met up with us in Chicago and could you believe it? Her neighbor, Cindy, was there and she had a bun in the oven... Oh, I just realized her husband is a baker. That's funny... Anyway, my nephew came by later... | 1.1935 | 0.04652 | 93 | 77 | 14 | 2 |
2593 | I would've been fine with a bag of peanuts. | 1.1935 | 0.04119 | 93 | 75 | 18 | 0 |
2594 | Don't worry- it's only plastic explosives. | 1.1935 | 0.04897 | 93 | 78 | 12 | 3 |
2595 | The altitude makes it crispier. | 1.1935 | 0.05130 | 93 | 79 | 10 | 4 |
2596 | I need a vacation. | 1.1935 | 0.04897 | 93 | 78 | 12 | 3 |
2597 | I'm trying to set a Guinness Book world record. | 1.1935 | 0.04652 | 93 | 77 | 14 | 2 |
2598 | And really, it's all just up in the air right now. | 1.1935 | 0.04897 | 93 | 78 | 12 | 3 |
2599 | The guy in the headphones is on our A list | 1.1935 | 0.05130 | 93 | 79 | 10 | 4 |
2600 | Nothing to it. I just told them I can't fly without my comfort food. | 1.1935 | 0.04652 | 93 | 77 | 14 | 2 |
2601 | They never check the toque. I could have brought anything up here. | 1.1935 | 0.04394 | 93 | 76 | 16 | 1 |
2602 | What do you expect? With all the added fees, I can't afford the in-flight meal... | 1.1935 | 0.04394 | 93 | 76 | 16 | 1 |
2603 | Pizza fly, that's also amore. | 1.1935 | 0.04652 | 93 | 77 | 14 | 2 |
2604 | It's the new SkyMall in-flight delivery service. | 1.1935 | 0.04897 | 93 | 78 | 12 | 3 |
2605 | The olive oil was over 3.4 ounces, I didn't have a choice. | 1.1935 | 0.04394 | 93 | 76 | 16 | 1 |
2606 | We deliver anywhere, really, anywhere... | 1.1935 | 0.04652 | 93 | 77 | 14 | 2 |
2607 | Sorry, but I desperately need the practice. | 1.1935 | 0.04652 | 93 | 77 | 14 | 2 |
2608 | I want to go into politics. I'm good at spin. | 1.1935 | 0.04652 | 93 | 77 | 14 | 2 |
2609 | ...And this is your brain on drugs. | 1.1935 | 0.04897 | 93 | 78 | 12 | 3 |
2610 | I'm a nervous tosser. | 1.1935 | 0.04394 | 93 | 76 | 16 | 1 |
2611 | It's not pie in the sky if it works. | 1.1935 | 0.04652 | 93 | 77 | 14 | 2 |
2612 | I always get more work done on a plane! | 1.1935 | 0.04394 | 93 | 76 | 16 | 1 |
2613 | Can you wait until the next stop? My wife will be boarding with the pizza oven. | 1.1935 | 0.04394 | 93 | 76 | 16 | 1 |
2614 | So there I was, marinara sauce on my pants. | 1.1935 | 0.04394 | 93 | 76 | 16 | 1 |
2615 | You get a lighter crust at this altitude. | 1.1935 | 0.04652 | 93 | 77 | 14 | 2 |
2616 | Wait, so the mile high club doesn't refer to hand tossing a pizza at 30,000 feet? | 1.1935 | 0.04897 | 93 | 78 | 12 | 3 |
2617 | The problem is, I still don't know how to get my oven on board. | 1.1935 | 0.04652 | 93 | 77 | 14 | 2 |
2618 | You just have to remember to adjust the recipe for the high altitude. | 1.1935 | 0.04652 | 93 | 77 | 14 | 2 |
2619 | You see, the secret is all in the descent. | 1.1935 | 0.04119 | 93 | 75 | 18 | 0 |
2620 | You're gonna love my specialty--pizza pie in the sky | 1.1935 | 0.04119 | 93 | 75 | 18 | 0 |
2621 | No it's a brat. Polish, too. | 1.1915 | 0.04351 | 94 | 77 | 16 | 1 |
2622 | First class is expensive, but I make a lot of dough. | 1.1915 | 0.04607 | 94 | 78 | 14 | 2 |
2623 | They're moving to fresh, homemade, hand tossed with free delivery. | 1.1889 | 0.04149 | 90 | 73 | 17 | 0 |
2624 | It's not easy delivering a pizza in 30 minutes or less. | 1.1889 | 0.04440 | 90 | 74 | 15 | 1 |
2625 | Just keeping my hands and mind busy. Plus, it's good for your posture! | 1.1868 | 0.04108 | 91 | 74 | 17 | 0 |
2626 | You have to be really dedicated to get to 10,000 hours. | 1.1868 | 0.04665 | 91 | 76 | 13 | 2 |
2627 | The best part is, I don't have to open my dough case going through security." Terry Bequette, Williston V | 1.1868 | 0.05162 | 91 | 78 | 9 | 4 |
2628 | I toss this so I dont toss my cookies | 1.1868 | 0.04108 | 91 | 74 | 17 | 0 |
2629 | United only charges for bags, not baguettes | 1.1868 | 0.05162 | 91 | 78 | 9 | 4 |
2630 | After tossing, the recipe clearly states you should let the dough rise. | 1.1868 | 0.04920 | 91 | 77 | 11 | 3 |
2631 | Couldn't get the wifi | 1.1868 | 0.04665 | 91 | 76 | 13 | 2 |
2632 | I wouldn't be able to fly if not for my comfort dough | 1.1868 | 0.05393 | 91 | 79 | 7 | 5 |
2633 | Yeah, I didn't have enough dough for first class either. | 1.1868 | 0.05162 | 91 | 78 | 9 | 4 |
2634 | They wanted to make the point that good airline food is really pie in the sky. | 1.1868 | 0.04665 | 91 | 76 | 13 | 2 |
2635 | Yeah, this is my service dough. I’m allowed to have it. | 1.1868 | 0.04665 | 91 | 76 | 13 | 2 |
2636 | The hardest part is making home deliveries. | 1.1868 | 0.04665 | 91 | 76 | 13 | 2 |
2637 | The ones that stick to the ceiling are free. | 1.1868 | 0.04665 | 91 | 76 | 13 | 2 |
2638 | Nothing says pizza like the New York skyline. | 1.1868 | 0.04396 | 91 | 75 | 15 | 1 |
2639 | No, but I had to check the oven. | 1.1868 | 0.04665 | 91 | 76 | 13 | 2 |
2640 | I hate airplane food, besides it's getting so expensive. | 1.1868 | 0.04665 | 91 | 76 | 13 | 2 |
2641 | It's great that they let you bring on your own food. | 1.1868 | 0.04665 | 91 | 76 | 13 | 2 |
2642 | I always bring along some light kneading on these trips. | 1.1868 | 0.04396 | 91 | 75 | 15 | 1 |
2643 | I just set a world record for highest pizza toss. | 1.1868 | 0.04396 | 91 | 75 | 15 | 1 |
2644 | It’s high in carbon footprint. | 1.1868 | 0.04920 | 91 | 77 | 11 | 3 |
2645 | It's my carry on baguette." | 1.1868 | 0.04920 | 91 | 77 | 11 | 3 |
2646 | I'm glad they finally opened a food court in SkyMall. | 1.1868 | 0.04665 | 91 | 76 | 13 | 2 |
2647 | I just don't like airplane food... | 1.1868 | 0.04665 | 91 | 76 | 13 | 2 |
2648 | Mama mia! Turbulence! | 1.1868 | 0.04665 | 91 | 76 | 13 | 2 |
2649 | My mom took my electronics away and said I had to learn to do something productive with my hand eye coordination. | 1.1868 | 0.04920 | 91 | 77 | 11 | 3 |
2650 | To Little Italy. Why do you ask? | 1.1868 | 0.04665 | 91 | 76 | 13 | 2 |
2651 | ...And then I said, 'I guess I'll take my business elsewhere!' | 1.1868 | 0.05162 | 91 | 78 | 9 | 4 |
2652 | I pop-up here at 10am on weekdays. | 1.1868 | 0.04665 | 91 | 76 | 13 | 2 |
2653 | Food Delivery continues to be the trend. | 1.1868 | 0.04920 | 91 | 77 | 11 | 3 |
2654 | When it takes 2,000 hours to master hand tossing of pizza dough, you take advantage of every opportunity to practice. | 1.1868 | 0.04665 | 91 | 76 | 13 | 2 |
2655 | It helps keep my mind off the cigarettes | 1.1868 | 0.04920 | 91 | 77 | 11 | 3 |
2656 | My little Italian grandmother couldn't be happier and more supportive of my mental disorder. | 1.1868 | 0.04920 | 91 | 77 | 11 | 3 |
2657 | Take-offs are like bake-offs. Sooner or later, everybody falls asleep. | 1.1868 | 0.04920 | 91 | 77 | 11 | 3 |
2658 | It takes my mind off of being at 35,000 feet. | 1.1868 | 0.04665 | 91 | 76 | 13 | 2 |
2659 | Your toppings will be waiting on the jetway. | 1.1868 | 0.04665 | 91 | 76 | 13 | 2 |
2660 | Keeps me away from social media | 1.1868 | 0.05393 | 91 | 79 | 7 | 5 |
2661 | Unfortunately they limit me to a travel-size marinara. | 1.1868 | 0.04396 | 91 | 75 | 15 | 1 |
2662 | My wife told me I need a break from work at the pizza parlor so she bought me this trip. So far so good. It feels good to leave it behind for a bit. | 1.1868 | 0.04920 | 91 | 77 | 11 | 3 |
2663 | My emotional support animal is yeast. | 1.1868 | 0.04108 | 91 | 74 | 17 | 0 |
2664 | The air-time's the most important factor. | 1.1868 | 0.04396 | 91 | 75 | 15 | 1 |
2665 | The airfare is cheaper than the rent on a restaurant! | 1.1868 | 0.04396 | 91 | 75 | 15 | 1 |
2666 | Hey miss, watch me technically tossing this dough at 600mph. | 1.1868 | 0.04920 | 91 | 77 | 11 | 3 |
2667 | Most nights I can work from home | 1.1868 | 0.04665 | 91 | 76 | 13 | 2 |
2668 | It’s a toss in the air. | 1.1868 | 0.04665 | 91 | 76 | 13 | 2 |
2669 | I figured I'd make the most of a layover at La Guardia | 1.1868 | 0.04665 | 91 | 76 | 13 | 2 |
2670 | This is the chef's idea of 'The Mile High Club'. | 1.1868 | 0.05162 | 91 | 78 | 9 | 4 |
2671 | I'm really bad at leaving my work at the office. | 1.1868 | 0.05162 | 91 | 78 | 9 | 4 |
2672 | Sorry, i forgot my laptop | 1.1868 | 0.04396 | 91 | 75 | 15 | 1 |
2673 | So they invited me to stand behind the President at this political rally and the next thing you know #pizzapieguy went viral. After Colbert, they want me on AGT. | 1.1868 | 0.04920 | 91 | 77 | 11 | 3 |
2674 | You’re probably right, they called the wrong location. There is no way this is going to be delivered in 30 minutes or less. | 1.1868 | 0.04665 | 91 | 76 | 13 | 2 |
2675 | I am the White House Chef. I told him, "My cake dough is light." He smirked and said, "When I see it fly, I'll be impressed." It was a bitch getting through security, but it's flying. | 1.1860 | 0.04826 | 86 | 72 | 12 | 2 |
2676 | When the moon hits your eye like a big pizza pie... | 1.1848 | 0.04870 | 92 | 78 | 11 | 3 |
2677 | It’s 3 ounces of marinara per flight. | 1.1848 | 0.04352 | 92 | 76 | 15 | 1 |
2678 | The contest begins an hour after landing and the dough must be tossed for six hours so I have no choice. | 1.1848 | 0.04619 | 92 | 77 | 13 | 2 |
2679 | It's the air pressure, stupid" | 1.1848 | 0.04870 | 92 | 78 | 11 | 3 |
2680 | I told them it was my service animal. Boy were they relieved when they saw it wasn't a deer. | 1.1848 | 0.04069 | 92 | 75 | 17 | 0 |
2681 | I'd offer a slice but I couldn't get the sauce through security. | 1.1848 | 0.04352 | 92 | 76 | 15 | 1 |
2682 | I'm taking a break from my phone and need to keep my hands busy. | 1.1848 | 0.04870 | 92 | 78 | 11 | 3 |
2683 | Dessert and wine will be in baggage claim. | 1.1848 | 0.04352 | 92 | 76 | 15 | 1 |
2684 | Did I leave my oven at home? | 1.1818 | 0.05249 | 88 | 76 | 8 | 4 |
2685 | Just don't ask for gluten free..... | 1.1818 | 0.04440 | 88 | 73 | 14 | 1 |
2686 | Sorry if I'm not leaving you mushroom. | 1.1818 | 0.04725 | 88 | 74 | 12 | 2 |
2687 | I had to to do this to get the trademark. | 1.1818 | 0.04994 | 88 | 75 | 10 | 3 |
2688 | Only a sucker eats the airplane food. | 1.1818 | 0.04725 | 88 | 74 | 12 | 2 |
2689 | Like I always say, 'what goes up. must come down!' | 1.1818 | 0.04725 | 88 | 74 | 12 | 2 |
2690 | Do you know "stairway to oven" ? | 1.1818 | 0.04994 | 88 | 75 | 10 | 3 |
2691 | Well since our thirty minutes or less applies to the entire USA..... | 1.1818 | 0.04994 | 88 | 75 | 10 | 3 |
2692 | I hope we take off soon. Our policy is "If it's not ready in four hours, it's free!" | 1.1818 | 0.04440 | 88 | 73 | 14 | 1 |
2693 | Why yes, I am John Schnatter! | 1.1818 | 0.04994 | 88 | 75 | 10 | 3 |
2694 | A little extra yeast just in case so it makes a good raft. | 1.1818 | 0.04994 | 88 | 75 | 10 | 3 |
2695 | The oven seat's the best | 1.1818 | 0.04994 | 88 | 75 | 10 | 3 |
2696 | It sure beats grilling on the subway. | 1.1818 | 0.04725 | 88 | 74 | 12 | 2 |
2697 | I used to run a first class establishment, but I need more miles. | 1.1818 | 0.04994 | 88 | 75 | 10 | 3 |
2698 | Rest assured, I am the only one here making dough! | 1.1818 | 0.04725 | 88 | 74 | 12 | 2 |
2699 | If you do what you are passionate about, it never feels like a job. | 1.1818 | 0.04725 | 88 | 74 | 12 | 2 |
2700 | I just love a pizza fly. | 1.1818 | 0.04994 | 88 | 75 | 10 | 3 |
2701 | I just read Outliers by Malcolm Gladwell. | 1.1818 | 0.04135 | 88 | 72 | 16 | 0 |
2702 | I couldn't bring my emotional support lasagna. | 1.1818 | 0.04440 | 88 | 73 | 14 | 1 |
2703 | Pardon the pun, but my best work prospects have been up in the air lately. | 1.1818 | 0.04440 | 88 | 73 | 14 | 1 |
2704 | I get a lot of work done on flights. | 1.1818 | 0.04440 | 88 | 73 | 14 | 1 |
2705 | Actually, I like the variety. Sometimes I make knishes. | 1.1818 | 0.04440 | 88 | 73 | 14 | 1 |
2706 | Testing out a new recipe at high altitudes | 1.1818 | 0.04725 | 88 | 74 | 12 | 2 |
2707 | It's my emotional support concept. | 1.1818 | 0.04440 | 88 | 73 | 14 | 1 |
2708 | At least when I was deported they let me take my pizza with me. | 1.1818 | 0.05249 | 88 | 76 | 8 | 4 |
2709 | Sorry,I cook when I get anxious. | 1.1818 | 0.04725 | 88 | 74 | 12 | 2 |
2710 | Not everyone can work on a plane. | 1.1818 | 0.04725 | 88 | 74 | 12 | 2 |
2711 | Nobody delivers pizza faster than me. | 1.1818 | 0.04440 | 88 | 73 | 14 | 1 |
2712 | If they don’t get their pizza in six hours or less it’s free. | 1.1818 | 0.04440 | 88 | 73 | 14 | 1 |
2713 | Anchovies? Sorry, only available in first class. | 1.1818 | 0.04994 | 88 | 75 | 10 | 3 |
2714 | It took 999 tosses before someone finally noticed. | 1.1818 | 0.04725 | 88 | 74 | 12 | 2 |
2715 | My therapist says its more compulsion than addiction. | 1.1818 | 0.04725 | 88 | 74 | 12 | 2 |
2716 | My pie is the best in the sky. | 1.1818 | 0.04725 | 88 | 74 | 12 | 2 |
2717 | Your dough has risen to a cruising altitude of 35,000 feet. You may now select from the following toppings: pretzles or peanuts. | 1.1818 | 0.04135 | 88 | 72 | 16 | 0 |
2718 | Brought To You By FreshDirect | 1.1818 | 0.04440 | 88 | 73 | 14 | 1 |
2719 | I'm on a frequent fryer program | 1.1818 | 0.04725 | 88 | 74 | 12 | 2 |
2720 | I finished reading the safety instruction manual and now I'm bored. | 1.1818 | 0.04725 | 88 | 74 | 12 | 2 |
2721 | would you rather have the airline luncheon? | 1.1818 | 0.04994 | 88 | 75 | 10 | 3 |
2722 | It is how high you toss the dough, actually. | 1.1818 | 0.04440 | 88 | 73 | 14 | 1 |
2723 | I usually toss my cookies on airline flights, so thought I'd mix it up a bit... | 1.1818 | 0.04994 | 88 | 75 | 10 | 3 |
2724 | I really hate this new Gig Economy. | 1.1818 | 0.04135 | 88 | 72 | 16 | 0 |