Contest #631


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631

The winning captions

These captions are chosen by The New Yorker.

  1. “Ideally, you want the dough to rise to about thirty-five thousand feet.”
  2. “You can either complain about airline food or do something about it.”
  3. “I call it New York-to-Chicago style.”


Name Value
Submission deadline 2018-09-17T03:30:00.000Z
Voting started -
Voting ended 2018-10-01T03:45:00.000Z
Finalists announced 2018-09-25T03:44:00.000Z
Magazine(s) announcing finalists issued October 1, 2018
Number of captions 5694
Number of responses 1065763
Number of participants -


Dashboard

In this table, the "mean" means the empirically measured average funniness score when the "unfunny", "somewhat funny" and "funny" receive a funniness score of 1, 2, 3 respectively. "Precison" is the standard error of the mean, the standard deviation of the mean estimate. With that, a caption with an empirical mean μ and precision σ has true mean in the range [μ - 2σ, μ + 2σ] with 95% probability by the 68-95-99.7 rule assuming the responses are indepedent and identically distributed.

Rank Caption Mean Precision Total votes "Unfunny" votes "Somewhat funny" votes "Funny" votes
0 If I had more dough, I'd be in first class. 2.0540 0.00949 6279 1616 2708 1955
1 This way, it's a business trip 1.9081 0.00692 11749 3895 5039 2815
2 You can either complain about airline food or do something about it 1.9034 0.00750 10116 3416 4261 2439
3 Ideally, you want the dough to rise to about 35,000 feet. 1.8973 0.00714 12031 4373 4521 3137
4 I'd sit in first class if I had enough dough. 1.8892 0.00719 11045 3834 4601 2610
5 When we cross the equator it spins the other way. 1.8342 0.00774 9938 3919 3748 2271
6 There will be plenty for you. The two people next to me don't have mouths. 1.8302 0.00784 10947 4768 3270 2909
7 Yes, that is a pepperoni in my pocket. 1.8233 0.00766 10931 4639 3585 2707
8 It's an emotional support pizza. 1.8219 0.00891 8483 3744 2506 2233
9 The trick is adding the water before you go through security. 1.8186 0.00769 9928 3979 3771 2178
10 It's my fault, really. Our coupon didn't specify the delivery area. 1.7882 0.00911 7282 3133 2558 1591
11 We deliver. 1.7793 0.01412 2863 1203 1089 571
12 I can do any toppings you want but no more than 3 ounces of sauce. 1.7765 0.01317 3414 1477 1223 714
13 I was told to pack my carry-on with the things I'd knead most. 1.7743 0.00787 9773 4310 3359 2104
14 I'm part of Bakers Without Borders. You? 1.7727 0.01033 5645 2487 1954 1204
15 I call it New York to Chicago style. 1.7666 0.00771 9601 4118 3606 1877
16 This is classic pie in the sky! 1.7448 0.01615 2194 979 796 419
17 Ya, well your laptop is bothering me. 1.7429 0.00809 9121 4199 3068 1854
18 Because, Becky ... if I wasn’t wearing it people would look at me like I’m crazy. 1.7344 0.00991 5930 2724 2057 1149
19 What's it say to do next ? 1.7214 0.01044 5222 2416 1845 961
20 People don't realize the effort that goes into a plane cheese pizza. 1.7182 0.00930 7013 3393 2203 1417
21 First time on Alitalia? 1.7172 0.01182 4053 1883 1433 737
22 One perk as an air marshal — I get to pick my own disguise. 1.7040 0.00996 5763 2754 1961 1048
23 By the time I get to Phoenix she'll be rising. 1.7027 0.01767 1907 935 604 368
24 I really should get back to the cockpit. 1.6786 0.01183 4288 2197 1272 819
25 At this point in the flight it's probably closer to Chicago-style. 1.6724 0.01025 4865 2302 1855 708
26 The hardest part of my job? Getting the marinara sauce into the travel size shampoo bottles. 1.6720 0.01006 5357 2618 1878 861
27 So I said to myself, "Why not? Everyone else brings his work on the plane." 1.6702 0.00826 7778 3767 2809 1202
28 More and more, it feels as if the only time I can get any real work done is when I'm traveling. 1.6695 0.01310 3047 1466 1122 459
29 A sudden drop in cabin pressure makes a delicious thin crust. 1.6664 0.01388 2806 1382 978 446
30 I'd sit in business class if I had a little more dough. 1.6581 0.00911 6826 3499 2162 1165
31 I always try to get some work done on the plane. 1.6500 0.00946 5823 2892 2077 854
32 What, I can't get some work done on a flight, too? 1.6451 0.01845 1547 779 538 230
33 You should see first class - there's a whole row of guys making sushi. 1.6429 0.01429 2814 1490 839 485
34 Is this your first time flying small business class? 1.6357 0.01109 4529 2387 1405 737
35 I'm from New York, I can make it anywhere 1.6342 0.01311 3332 1787 977 568
36 You need to fly. I fly to knead. 1.6228 0.01217 3802 2057 1122 623
37 I know, I’ve never seen a plane with four seats on one side either. 1.6206 0.01881 1679 938 440 301
38 It’s just a plane pizza. 1.6123 0.01141 3802 1963 1350 489
39 One of these days, they're bound to ask "Is there a pizza chef on board", and I'll be ready. 1.6122 0.01307 2945 1533 1021 391
40 Oh it was easy, I just registered it as an Emotional Support Pizza. 1.6085 0.01033 5200 2860 1516 824
41 Will you take over while I use the lavatory ? 1.5977 0.01220 3475 1879 1115 481
42 Remember when there was enough leg room to make an extra large pizza? 1.5972 0.01335 2818 1503 947 368
43 No, no bacon topping. Not until pigs fly. 1.5961 0.01219 4177 2481 902 794
44 I can toss it in a train. I can toss it on a plane. I just toss it in the air. I can toss it anywhere. 1.5925 0.01355 2805 1526 896 383
45 Would you mind letting your laptop overheat a little? 1.5919 0.01421 2578 1411 808 359
46 I see you're catching up on work, too. 1.5858 0.01094 4131 2231 1380 520
47 Nobody believes me when I tell them I can throw a pizza 40,000 feet in the air. 1.5846 0.01412 2689 1511 784 394
48 They let me work remotely now. 1.5833 0.03242 504 282 150 72
49 Remember, if it hits you in the eye, that’s amore. 1.5741 0.01598 2104 1204 592 308
50 By the time I get to Pheonix, she’ll be risin’ 1.5672 0.01443 2724 1617 669 438
51 It's the chef's version of the mile high club. 1.5632 0.02539 767 430 242 95
52 I saw a "New Yorker" cartoon about a guy grilling burgers on the subway, and I got inspired. 1.5523 0.01814 1557 903 448 206
53 It's me or a crying baby. Pick one. 1.5522 0.02209 1045 605 303 137
54 It was much easier to get my work done on a plane when I was an accountant. 1.5498 0.01185 2208 1063 1076 69
55 Not my best effort. They confiscated the oregano at LaGuardia. 1.5488 0.01919 1292 730 415 147
56 Turbulence. The secret is turbulence. 1.5463 0.02731 659 379 200 80
57 You think this is good? I'm also the pilot. 1.5418 0.01728 1912 1184 420 308
58 You have two more wishes... 1.5402 0.02372 946 569 243 134
59 We probably need to rethink our free delivery policy. 1.5349 0.02833 587 338 184 65
60 Newton said it'll come back down, and Einstein was relatively sure it won't land five rows back. 1.5345 0.01724 1579 909 496 174
61 I'm famous for my pie in the sky. 1.5341 0.01663 1803 1065 513 225
62 You know, back in the 90’s I could’ve brought the sauce and the toppings on the plane, too. 1.5326 0.01685 1671 969 514 188
63 Think you could plug in your headphones? That's a little distracting. 1.5311 0.03067 546 328 146 72
64 In first class they get Wolfgang Puck. 1.5237 0.01834 1516 919 400 197
65 On the last flight I tossed my cookies. 1.5225 0.01960 1401 871 328 202
66 Pie in the sky? 1.5214 0.01853 1469 890 392 187
67 It’s my one personal item. 1.5193 0.01942 1246 736 373 137
68 Why? Have you ever eaten airline food? 1.5156 0.01972 1344 834 327 183
69 I’ve looked forward to this day. It’s my “pie in the sky” moment. 1.5111 0.01924 1262 754 371 137
70 I gave up on airline food a long time ago. 1.5102 0.02125 1025 611 305 109
71 For toppings you have a choice of peanuts or pretzels. 1.5101 0.02110 1084 657 301 126
72 Workaholic. You? 1.5093 0.01933 1237 738 368 131
73 Care to join the mile pie club? 1.5087 0.02024 1203 737 320 146
74 I have frequent flour miles. 1.5073 0.02062 1031 605 329 97
75 And they said my business would never get off the ground. 'Pie in the sky,' they called it. 1.5027 0.02110 1120 696 285 139
76 Next time, I'll look at the area code before taking a delivery order. 1.5022 0.02095 1117 690 293 134
77 It's an experiment. I've got $500 to give to the third person who looks up from their electronics long enough to notice that I'm doing this. So far I've taken 6 flights and no one has won it. 1.5000 0.02136 1064 657 282 125
78 By the time we get to Phoenix, it'll be rising. 1.4991 0.02185 1064 670 257 137
79 In first class they toss it for you. 1.4985 0.02190 1015 629 266 120
80 When we pass the equator I have to spin it in the opposite direction. 1.4981 0.02148 1056 655 276 125
81 There's no way Amazon is going to beat our delivery service. 1.4966 0.02177 1015 628 270 117
82 Before 9-11 I would do shish kebabs. 1.4961 0.03020 514 315 143 56
83 In retrospect, they probably meant to order a 'plain' pizza. 1.4903 0.02283 875 536 249 90
84 When I'm on a short-haul flight I just make breadsticks. 1.4886 0.02195 921 560 272 89
85 Apparently it’s okay for everyone ELSE to work on this flight. 1.4875 0.02529 681 412 206 63
86 I’m pioneering the farm to tray table movement. 1.4874 0.02395 831 520 217 94
87 It’s okay. It’s in airplane mode. 1.4866 0.02329 818 499 240 79
88 I'm traveling with the Pillsbury Doughboy but he was on the no-fly list so we did what we had to do. 1.4862 0.02355 903 577 213 113
89 Watch this, when we cross the equator, it spins in the opposite direction. 1.4856 0.02439 764 471 215 78
90 Don't get excited. It's for first class. 1.4840 0.02347 874 552 221 101
91 When we're over France, I'll do croissants. 1.4834 0.02161 782 449 288 45
92 Watch what happens when we cross over the equator. 1.4819 0.02317 857 534 233 90
93 So when he said 'pie in the sky', it gave me an idea. 1.4817 0.02793 575 355 163 57
94 If a plane is traveling at 575 mph and pizza dough is spinning at a rate of 1 rotation per second and moving up and down at a 2 second wave cycle. How soon before the person in the window seat needs to use the restroom? 1.4817 0.02243 818 490 262 66
95 And yet, shampoo is prohibited. 1.4797 0.02437 740 455 215 70
96 This is the only nightmare I have where I am not naked. 1.4794 0.02303 801 487 244 70
97 It's not enough to get it in the air. You've got to land it. 1.4769 0.02409 801 505 210 86
98 I'm going to call it "Pie in the Sky." 1.4768 0.02433 799 507 203 89
99 Would you mind taking care of this while I go to the bathroom? 1.4750 0.02452 779 494 200 85
100 As long as it's in the air, it doesn't count as a carry-on. 1.4743 0.02420 778 489 209 80
101 Usually throwing dough around gets me a seat in First Class. 1.4735 0.02354 773 476 228 69
102 It’s farm to table. Unfortunately the farm’s in Italy. 1.4683 0.01884 726 389 334 3
103 Due to competition, we've greatly extended our delivery area. 1.4682 0.02070 724 407 295 22
104 Sorry, gluten-free is only available in first class. 1.4679 0.02654 654 417 168 69
105 If this bothers you, let me know. 1.4678 0.02268 714 422 250 42
106 But the TSA only lets me put three ounces of sauce on it. 1.4674 0.02580 721 467 171 83
107 Just be happy that you're not seated next to the guy making the ground sausage. 1.4668 0.02431 722 449 209 64
108 It’s only against FAA regulations on takeoff and landing. 1.4666 0.02576 643 400 186 57
109 Did you just ask me what I do for a living? 1.4656 0.03215 421 264 118 39
110 New York or Chicago? 1.4651 0.02574 703 452 175 76
111 When Jack Nicholson wants New York pizza, Jack Nicholson gets New York pizza." 1.4637 0.02832 593 385 141 67
112 They took my sauce 'cause it was over 4 ounces. 1.4637 0.02507 688 432 193 63
113 All this dough and I'm still stuck in economy! 1.4624 0.02539 679 429 186 64
114 Would you mind keeping this going while I go use the restroom? 1.4612 0.02572 670 426 179 65
115 I knead it to stay calm on flights. 1.4611 0.02577 668 425 178 65
116 The finals are in Rome. 1.4569 0.02643 626 399 168 59
117 In the event of a sudden drop in cabin pressure, we make beignets. 1.4566 0.02857 565 367 138 60
118 I work better in a low pressure environment. 1.4560 0.02613 636 405 172 59
119 Let me use your keyboard and we'll make waffles! 1.4557 0.02737 632 415 146 71
120 I want to see if it spins the other way when we get to the southern hemisphere. 1.4551 0.02697 624 404 156 64
121 This is for the folks up front. You get pretzels. 1.4548 0.02427 598 357 210 31
122 I can’t sleep on the plane so I toss and turn. 1.4544 0.02684 625 404 158 63
123 Could you scratch my nose? 1.4544 0.02348 625 371 224 30
124 The delivery charge is killing the business. 1.4544 0.02748 614 401 147 66
125 I traded my laptop for a ball of pizza dough and never looked back 1.4536 0.02670 604 385 164 55
126 I still don't understand why it doesn't land on the guy behind me. 1.4512 0.02787 605 399 139 67
127 I tried a fidget spinner, but it didn't help. 1.4509 0.02750 601 392 147 62
128 I'm taking artisanal pizza to new heights. 1.4509 0.02761 601 393 145 63
129 It's TSA compliant...3.5 ounces water and 3.5 ounces flour. 1.4506 0.02712 597 385 155 57
130 I didn't have the dough to fly first class. 1.4493 0.02739 592 384 150 58
131 Someday, I'll fly up front with the upper crust... 1.4493 0.02708 592 381 156 55
132 If the pie hits your eye while we're up in the sky, that's amore! 1.4488 0.02832 586 388 133 65
133 Somewhere between New York- and Chicago-style. 1.4466 0.02733 571 367 153 51
134 Yes. We deliver. 1.4460 0.02703 556 352 160 44
135 I know, it took 5 plastic baggies of flour and an hour in the interrogation room, but you'll thank me when the food service comes. 1.4454 0.02639 568 357 169 42
136 Amazon Pizza. This is just until the delivery drones are operational. 1.4446 0.02816 560 366 139 55
137 Would you mind dimming your screen a bit? It's a bit distracting. 1.4446 0.02771 560 362 147 51
138 No, actually I’m in life insurance. Why do you ask? 1.4440 0.02789 545 351 146 48
139 I don't make enough dough for first class. 1.4432 0.02823 555 363 138 54
140 It keeps them from reclining. 1.4412 0.02898 544 361 126 57
141 Just thought I'd try a crazy, pie in the sky idea. 1.4410 0.02786 542 350 145 47
142 Actually I’m a physicist. Can you tell me why the guy behind me isn’t wearing this pizza? 1.4410 0.02749 542 347 151 44
143 If you think this is cool come watch me flambe in first class. 1.4403 0.02845 536 350 136 50
144 I'm actually the pilot; a pizza chef and I wanted to see whose job was harder. 1.4389 0.02203 524 296 226 2
145 your bosses got you working on the plane too, eh? 1.4388 0.02826 531 345 139 47
146 It’s called the ‘Manafort-Cohen-Flynn Technique’. Once you feel the heat, it’s time to flip. 1.4379 0.02725 523 331 155 37
147 We deliver everywhere. 1.4376 0.02812 521 336 142 43
148 Food trucks are so over. 1.4376 0.02864 521 340 134 47
149 I've found that a little loss in cabin pressure makes for a crispier crust. 1.4369 0.02794 515 330 145 40
150 No one likes airplane food. Everyone likes pizza. 1.4369 0.02188 515 290 225 0
151 Everyone has a food truck - I decided to try something different. 1.4365 0.02802 520 335 143 42
152 Sorry, I always toss and turn in my seat. 1.4360 0.02909 516 340 127 49
153 Just once I wish I could go on vacation and not have to bring my work with me. 1.4360 0.02777 516 330 147 39
154 I want to see if it spins the other way when we cross the equator 1.4360 0.02896 516 339 129 48
155 Would you mind tossing this while I go to the restroom? 1.4360 0.02896 516 339 129 48
156 Joining the Mile Pie Club isn't as fun as I thought it'd be. 1.4353 0.02894 510 334 130 46
157 I don't make enough dough to fly first class. 1.4334 0.02636 503 311 166 26
158 I didn't have the dough for first class. 1.4331 0.03037 501 338 109 54
159 If you want to see something really cool-the pie spins in reverse once we cross the equator. 1.4329 0.02883 492 319 133 40
160 Fortunately, the butcher and candlestick maker are on a different flight. 1.4325 0.03101 437 286 113 38
161 Then I realized his bet on how high I could toss this thing and bring it down again was poorly worded. 1.4320 0.02878 493 320 133 40
162 Just be thankful I’m not sitting next to you tossing my cookies.” 1.4320 0.03165 493 341 91 61
163 It keeps the guy in front from reclining. 1.4306 0.02456 483 286 186 11
164 Honestly, these transatlantic flights are the worst part of this whole farm to table thing. 1.4306 0.02961 490 324 121 45
165 Of course, there's a charge for delivery. 1.4295 0.02954 468 305 125 38
166 I just have to make sure to keep it small enough to still count as a personal item. 1.4295 0.02982 482 319 119 44
167 Actually, my life was pretty simple, till my wife brought home that damned Guinness Book. 1.4286 0.02949 476 312 124 40
168 I just do it so people won’t talk to me. 1.4279 0.03116 437 289 109 39
169 It turns out living my best life means annoying the crap out of other people. 1.4274 0.03070 475 320 107 48
170 They all said this idea was total pie in the sky. 1.4264 0.03024 469 312 114 43
171 You can't always get what you want But if you fly sometimes you might find You get what you knead 1.4261 0.02956 460 300 124 36
172 The great thing about my job is that I can work from anywhere. 1.4258 0.03027 465 309 114 42
173 I need to use the bathroom. How clean are your hands? 1.4258 0.02886 465 300 132 33
174 I should have checked the area code when they called in the order. 1.4255 0.03036 463 308 113 42
175 To think that just last year delivery by bike was enough. 1.4248 0.03023 459 304 115 40
176 It's a challenge with only three ounces of sauce. 1.4248 0.02911 459 297 129 33
177 Yeah,flying is a pain,but at least it gives me a chance to catch up on work. 1.4248 0.02960 459 300 123 36
178 At least you're not sitting next to a baby... 1.4242 0.03026 455 301 115 39
179 I hate little bags of peanuts 1.4236 0.03027 458 304 114 40
180 You can eat this, since the people on my left have no mouths. 1.4236 0.02947 458 299 124 35
181 It's also a personal flotation device." 1.4226 0.03007 452 298 117 37
182 If I can make it here, I can make it anywhere. 1.4215 0.03084 446 298 108 40
183 It's my stress management technique. I just wear the hat so I don't look too weird. 1.4212 0.03110 444 298 105 41
184 Auto-correct or not, you did order a plane pizza. 1.4208 0.03103 442 296 106 40
185 It didn’t fit in my checked bag, so I had to toss it. 1.4188 0.03177 437 297 97 43
186 Well, I could ask YOU why you’re writing a twelfth draft of that pretentious screenplay -but I won’t- so let’s mind our own business, shall we? 1.4184 0.03188 435 296 96 43
187 The real trick is pulling this off with less than 3.4 ounces of sauce. 1.4184 0.03163 392 257 106 29
188 I didn't have enough dough to fly first class 1.4182 0.03157 428 288 101 39
189 With a little more dough I would be in first class. 1.4178 0.03079 426 282 110 34
190 Would it kill you to just for once leave the laptop at home? 1.4175 0.03089 424 281 109 34
191 How clean are your hands? I need to use the bathroom. 1.4172 0.03202 429 292 95 42
192 They asked for a plane cheese pizza 1.4169 0.03144 427 287 102 38
193 Oh you know, juggling work and pleasure. 1.4169 0.03091 427 284 108 35
194 It's just rubber, but it's a great core workout. 1.4161 0.02686 423 260 150 13
195 I would be in first class , but I don't have enough dough. 1.4161 0.03303 423 293 84 46
196 On the International Space Station, it kept sticking to the ceiling. 1.4145 0.03189 415 280 98 37
197 For here or to go? 1.4143 0.03162 420 283 100 37
198 It’s not Economy, it’s DiGiorno. 1.4135 0.03109 416 277 106 33
199 I hope you’re not one of those people who talks through the whole flight. 1.4135 0.03255 416 285 90 41
200 I’m actually on my way to see a psychiatrist about it. It’s called pie-polar disorder. 1.4135 0.03343 416 290 80 46
201 If the flight is delayed any further I'll have to deliver this for free 1.4134 0.03655 283 185 79 19
202 Pledging for the frat at the Culinary Institute is a lot tougher than I thought it would be. 1.4130 0.03138 414 277 103 34
203 Honestly, you’re the first person who’s noticed! 1.4114 0.03442 350 236 84 30
204 After the food truck fell through, I had an even better idea. 1.4109 0.03172 404 271 100 33
205 The recipe said "toss the dough up in the air" so here I am. 1.4109 0.03191 404 272 98 34
206 They used to provide snacks, but now we have to bring out own. 1.4109 0.03133 404 269 104 31
207 Sorry, I’ve got to get to the oven again. 1.4104 0.03221 402 272 95 35
208 It's the only way I can get anyone to talk to me. 1.4095 0.03124 398 264 105 29
209 Because the directions say to toss the dough in the air. 1.4091 0.03052 396 259 112 25
210 Well, yes, technically it is still airplane food. 1.4081 0.02962 397 256 120 21
211 East to west, it's deep dish, but west to east, thin and crispy. 1.4076 0.03200 395 266 97 32
212 The real trick is adjusting for altitude." 1.4071 0.03171 393 263 100 30
213 I suggest you close your computer when I get to the sauce part. 1.4066 0.03362 391 271 81 39
214 I was told if you flash some dough you can get upgraded to first class. 1.4066 0.02714 391 241 141 9
215 If you thought this was impressive, just wait until we hit turbulence. 1.4055 0.02938 397 256 121 20
216 I’m afraid to fly. This is my support pizza. 1.4042 0.03343 381 262 84 35
217 Our ad says, 'We toss it higher than everyone else.' The boss said, 'Make sure of it.' 1.4042 0.03129 381 252 104 25
218 I lost the last one in baguette claim,so I just carry on now. 1.4037 0.03072 379 248 109 22
219 Go ahead. The armrest is all yours. I won’t be kneading it. 1.4027 0.02927 370 235 121 14
220 Unfortunately I had to check all the toppings 1.4027 0.03229 375 252 95 28
221 Unfortunately, I could only carry on one topping. 1.4027 0.03251 375 253 93 29
222 I don't just promise pie in the sky, but I deliver! 1.4027 0.03294 375 255 89 31
223 They told me to practice flipping it in the air and I said "OK". 1.4027 0.03380 375 259 81 35
224 It's just a hobby. I'm actually the pilot. 1.4021 0.03218 373 250 96 27
225 I was sitting in first class, until I brought out the anchovies. 1.4016 0.03448 371 259 75 37
226 I make a killing on delivery charges. 1.4011 0.02955 359 228 118 13
227 Its a plane pizza - no toppings 1.4011 0.03241 369 248 94 27
228 We now deliver globally. If you don't get your pizza in 3 days, it's free. 1.4006 0.03268 357 239 93 25
229 Welcome to small business class. 1.3994 0.03402 358 246 81 31
230 I'm working remotely. 1.3989 0.02944 366 234 118 14
231 Sure. But what’s weirder is that there is no plane seat configuration like this on any airline. 1.3989 0.03370 366 252 82 32
232 . . . and that brings . . us . . back . . to . . dough!" 1.3989 0.02610 361 218 142 1
233 Because I'm the last person they'd suspect to be an air marshal. 1.3984 0.03361 364 250 83 31
234 Previously I knitted but they won't let me take the knitting needles through security. 1.3978 0.03305 362 246 88 28
235 Naples,FLORIDA? Are you sure? Oh,damn... 1.3974 0.03556 312 212 76 24
236 I am an accountant, why do you ask? 1.3972 0.03100 360 236 105 19
237 I'm working remotely today. 1.3972 0.03075 360 235 107 18
238 I wish that baby would stop crying. 1.3966 0.03468 358 250 74 34
239 For me it's like knitting. 1.3961 0.03263 361 244 91 26
240 The farm is in Portland, Maine. The table’s in Portland, Oregon. 1.3961 0.03412 356 246 79 31
241 Have you ever heard of the Mile Pie Club?" 1.3949 0.03368 352 241 83 28
242 And for this one we’ll be using plane dough. 1.3949 0.03245 352 236 93 23
243 You can order right from your laptop! 1.3949 0.03195 352 234 97 21
244 What? All the other passengers are working as well! 1.3949 0.03319 352 239 87 26
245 I always end up tossing my lunch on flights. 1.3926 0.03434 349 242 77 30
246 Oh he asked for PLAIN pizza! 1.3924 0.03345 344 234 85 25
247 This is my emotional support pizza. 1.3924 0.03294 344 232 89 23
248 After being priced out of the city, I'm just thankful that I can do work on my commute. 1.3912 0.03345 340 231 85 24
249 I'm actually the chef for first class, but they make me fly coach. 1.3909 0.03013 330 211 109 10
250 https://www.tsa.gov/travel/security-screening/whatcanibring/items/pizza 1.3905 0.03586 338 239 66 33
251 Mile High Pizza Club 1.3904 0.03115 333 217 102 14
252 Great new option: First Class, Business Class and Cooking Class. 1.3904 0.03419 333 228 80 25
253 Altitude's actually not a problem. It's the getting it there in less than 30 minutes... 1.3899 0.03449 336 232 77 27
254 The TSA took my fidget spinner. 1.3899 0.03424 336 231 79 26
255 I don't make enough dough to fly business class 1.3899 0.03501 336 234 73 29
256 They asked for a plane pizza. 1.3899 0.03318 336 227 87 22
257 I'm not rich, but I do like to throw my dough around. 1.3899 0.03371 336 229 83 24
258 If I get it in the oven before we leave LaGuardia airspace, it's still New York pizza. 1.3891 0.03225 329 218 94 17
259 This is my CIA cover. I'm responsible for keeping track of Vladimir Putin who is sitting right behind me. 1.3886 0.03477 332 230 75 27
260 I call it “From-Chicago-to-New York style. 1.3886 0.03289 332 223 89 20
261 Well, the tricky thing is fitting the oven into the overhead bin." 1.3879 0.03070 330 214 104 12
262 If it’s unwritten, how can it be a rule? 1.3879 0.03465 330 228 76 26
263 Does this hat make me look stupid? 1.3875 0.03579 289 196 74 19
264 Hey at least I'm not tossing my cookies 1.3872 0.03585 328 231 67 30
265 You know, you really can't get a perfect thin crust unless you're at 35,000 feet 1.3872 0.03398 328 224 81 23
266 Can you get the pepperoni? It’s in the overhead. 1.3872 0.03342 328 222 85 21
267 It's the only conversation starter that works every time. 1.3870 0.02749 323 199 123 1
268 Well, it beats tossing my cookies. 1.3863 0.03531 321 223 72 26
269 Well, everybody else seems to have brought their work with them. 1.3858 0.03453 324 223 77 24
270 If we hit an air pocket, duck. 1.3851 0.03550 322 225 70 27
271 Technically, it's not luggage if you keep it in the air. 1.3851 0.03411 322 220 80 22
272 My advice for a major is to find something you feel passionate about. 1.3844 0.03592 320 225 67 28
273 Don't knock it. Therapy dough allowed me to board first. 1.3844 0.03619 320 226 65 29
274 In the event of a loss of cabin pressure, the dough may be used as a floatation device. 1.3841 0.03432 315 215 79 21
275 Who ordered a plane cheese pizza? 1.3841 0.03124 315 205 99 11
276 Did you want that to go? 1.3836 0.03410 318 217 80 21
277 So, what do you do? 1.3836 0.03635 318 225 64 29
278 ...and then I said: "How much you wanna bet?" 1.3836 0.03580 318 223 68 27
279 The real challenge is only using 3 ounces of water. 1.3829 0.03567 316 221 69 26
280 In first class, I make bouillabaisse. 1.3829 0.02775 316 196 119 1
281 I find it impossible to put my work down. 1.3826 0.03339 311 209 85 17
282 First, you let the dough rise to 25000 ft. 1.3826 0.03491 311 214 75 22
283 You PROMISED you’d leave your work at home. 1.3822 0.03554 314 219 70 25
284 ...and, as luck would have it, the oven fits right under the seat in front of me. 1.3822 0.03378 314 213 82 19
285 ...so, long story short, never lie on a resume. However, I think I can master this before before we touch down in Chicago. 1.3822 0.03639 314 222 64 28
286 Seems like no one can unplug from work these days. 1.3822 0.03496 314 217 74 23
287 The most popular type of pizza? I'd have to say plane. 1.3822 0.03438 314 215 78 21
288 I hear that if you throw some dough around you can get upgraded to first class. 1.3822 0.03611 314 221 66 27
289 I don’t know— everything’s up in the air right now 1.3822 0.03525 314 218 72 24
290 And we deliver within a 500 mile radius. 1.3819 0.03321 309 207 86 16
291 Would you mind lowering the volume? It’s distracting. 1.3819 0.03445 309 211 78 20
292 The fact remains, the president IS an idiot. 1.3817 0.03696 317 227 59 31
293 It's plane pizza, no toppings. 1.3814 0.03540 312 217 71 24
294 Unfortunately, I could only carry-on 3.4 ounces of sauce 1.3814 0.03361 312 211 83 18
295 Do you see me complaining that you’re doing your work? 1.3814 0.03482 312 215 75 22
296 No, TSA only cares about liquids. 1.3814 0.03392 312 212 81 19
297 I told them we should limit the distance of our free delivery service. 1.3814 0.03482 312 215 75 22
298 The advantage of flying is I don’t have to use self-rising flour 1.3814 0.03569 312 218 69 25
299 The delivery charge is a fortune 1.3806 0.03642 310 219 64 27
300 Don't worry, I put the plane on auto-pilot. 1.3806 0.03727 310 222 58 30
301 We really need to limit our delivery range. 1.3806 0.03496 310 214 74 22
302 Here's where carry-on meets take-out. 1.3806 0.03642 310 219 64 27
303 It's the new United slogan - Toss Pancakes, not Passengers. 1.3799 0.03658 308 218 63 27
304 Can you keep this going? I have to go to the bathroom. 1.3799 0.03511 308 213 73 22
305 Oh, no — it’s just a neck pillow. 1.3799 0.03571 308 215 69 24
306 Can you mute your laptop? It's very distracting. 1.3799 0.03571 308 215 69 24
307 I get motion sick if I read. 1.3791 0.03434 306 209 78 19
308 It's all about altitude! 1.3791 0.03495 306 211 74 21
309 Ok, go ahead and open the Pizza Oven App. 1.3791 0.03071 306 198 100 8
310 Trust me. You don't wanna know how I got this past customs. 1.3791 0.03674 277 191 67 19
311 Don't you hate flights with crying babies? 1.3783 0.03632 304 214 65 25
312 Oh, you think you’re the only one who gets to work remotely? 1.3775 0.03128 302 197 96 9
313 It’s just pie in the sky. 1.3762 0.03547 303 211 70 22
314 This is just plane dough 1.3762 0.03258 303 202 88 13
315 I'm making a fucking pizza 1.3754 0.03917 301 222 45 34
316 Just be glad you aren't sitting next to a Japanese Hibachi chef. 1.3754 0.02835 301 189 111 1
317 First, I like to let the dough rise . . . to 30,000 feet. 1.3750 0.03504 288 197 74 17
318 Someone ordered a plane cheese pizza. 1.3746 0.03546 299 208 70 21
319 I could have had a seat in first class, but I hate to throw my dough around like that. 1.3741 0.03555 294 204 70 20
320 I can stop any time I want. 1.3741 0.03729 278 195 62 21
321 All my life I've been a pie in the sky type of guy! 1.3737 0.03529 297 206 71 20
322 ...so I bet him I could throw pizza dough as high as ten thousand feet! 1.3737 0.03170 289 189 92 8
323 I'm part of the airline's new Pie in the Sky rewards program. 1.3736 0.03627 265 181 69 15
324 It's my first international order 1.3733 0.03470 292 200 75 17
325 I don’t love the commute but I make good dough. 1.3728 0.03475 287 196 75 16
326 Of course, the sauce is where it gets tricky 1.3728 0.03679 287 202 63 22
327 I've got it on airplane mode right now, so nothing to worry about. 1.3724 0.03619 290 203 66 21
328 The real trick is to get the tomato sauce past security. 1.3715 0.02936 288 183 103 2
329 No, no toppings. Just plane pizza. 1.3715 0.03500 288 198 73 17
330 It's another pie in the sky. 1.3710 0.03541 283 195 71 17
331 I took the liberty of replacing your life jacket with mozarella and fresh basil. 1.3708 0.03055 267 170 95 2
332 The pilot just texted the order. 1.3706 0.03515 286 197 72 17
333 The secret ingredient is turbulence. 1.3706 0.03618 286 200 66 20
334 I just HATE airplane food. 1.3697 0.03531 284 196 71 17
335 It’s part of the new airline incentives program. In first class they’re making Paella. 1.3692 0.03237 260 169 86 5
336 We have a strict thirty hours or less policy for our international deliveries. 1.3692 0.03667 260 179 66 15
337 Would you happen to have 3.4 oz. of olive oil? TSA confiscated all mine. 1.3692 0.03543 260 176 72 12
338 My therapist says I’m a workaholic. 1.3692 0.03310 279 186 83 10
339 Only problem is, if we hit rough weather, it sticks to the ceiling. 1.3692 0.03572 279 193 69 17
340 The recipe clearly stated that by the time I reach Phoenix she'll be rising. 1.3673 0.03416 275 186 77 12
341 Are you working remotely today too? 1.3669 0.03650 278 195 64 19
342 Wanna become a member of the mile-pie club? 1.3659 0.03773 276 197 57 22
343 When I fly, I knead something to relax me. 1.3659 0.03808 276 198 55 23
344 This operates as a floatation device as kneaded. 1.3653 0.03562 271 187 69 15
345 I used to make balloon animals, but too many passengers complained.” 1.3653 0.03562 271 187 69 15
346 Paying for extra headroom is SO worth it. 1.3640 0.03915 272 198 49 25
347 I can only take the writeoff if I work while flying. 1.3633 0.03555 267 184 69 14
348 Don’t mind me, Elon Musk sent me up here to practice for the Mars trip. 1.3632 0.04256 212 151 45 16
349 Can you top this? 1.3630 0.03606 270 188 66 16
350 Sorry, I'm a dough-nut 1.3630 0.03681 270 190 62 18
351 First class was too much dough. 1.3630 0.03755 270 192 58 20
352 Can you scratch my nose? 1.3619 0.03584 268 186 67 15
353 It's either this or eat the airline food. 1.3619 0.03810 268 192 55 21
354 OK, I've got that. What does it say next? 1.3619 0.03622 268 187 65 16
355 I’m an under cover Air Marshal but that’s on a knead-to-know basis. 1.3619 0.03774 268 191 57 20
356 So he says "How high can you flip those things?" 1.3619 0.03699 268 189 61 18
357 This way I don't have to put it under the seat in front of me. 1.3612 0.03746 263 186 59 18
358 And if the flight is delayed by 30 minutes, the pizza is free 1.3609 0.03939 266 194 48 24
359 And that's why we should have never expanded our delivery range. 1.3609 0.03716 266 188 60 18
360 Nothing like pizza when you’re this high. 1.3609 0.03137 266 174 88 4
361 It's not an issue till I start the sauce. 1.3609 0.03137 266 174 88 4
362 My brother makes burgers on the subway, but I'm a pie in the sky kinda guy. 1.3598 0.03656 264 185 63 16
363 This is the easy part. On the return flight I add the mushrooms and onions. 1.3598 0.03959 264 193 47 24
364 Actually, I'm an accountant; why do you ask? 1.3591 0.03537 259 178 69 12
365 When the moon hits your eye like a big pizza pie, that's pilot error. 1.3591 0.03743 259 183 59 17
366 It’s an emotional support crust. 1.3588 0.03752 262 186 58 18
367 Honestly I do this to meet new people, I work in accounts receivable. 1.3588 0.03867 262 189 52 21
368 I wish I had enough dough for first class. 1.3588 0.03829 262 188 54 20
369 I'm sorry, it's for guests in our first-class cabin. 1.3588 0.04016 262 193 44 25
370 So what did you learn on YOUR tour of Italy? 1.3588 0.03383 262 177 76 9
371 As long as it keeps coming back down, we're good. 1.3588 0.03633 262 183 64 15
372 You're the first one who's noticed. 1.3588 0.03713 262 185 60 17
373 I thought you said mile PIE club! 1.3580 0.03801 257 183 56 18
374 This isn't the first time I made the 'mile pie club' 1.3577 0.03691 260 183 61 16
375 I should be in first class with this kind of dough! 1.3577 0.03770 260 185 57 18
376 Want to join the "mile pie" club with me? 1.3577 0.03610 260 181 65 14
377 It spins the opposite way in the Southern Hemisphere. 1.3574 0.03954 235 167 52 16
378 Watch this...when we cross the Equator it'll spin the opposite direction! 1.3571 0.03307 266 179 79 8
379 We really need to get there in 30 minutes or less 1.3569 0.03739 255 180 59 16
380 Who'd suspect I'm the air marshal? 1.3566 0.03789 258 184 56 18
381 I could only find the high-altitude recipe. 1.3566 0.03749 258 183 58 17
382 ....And that brings me back to my original point which is 'Dress for the job you WANT' 1.3566 0.03668 258 181 62 15
383 Delivery is extra 1.3566 0.03542 258 178 68 12
384 Everything in my life is a bit up in the air at the moment. 1.3561 0.03819 205 139 59 7
385 Is this bothering you? 1.3555 0.03382 256 173 75 8
386 It's not a carry-on if I'm not carrying it. 1.3555 0.03965 256 187 47 22
387 It's the secret to an airy crust. 1.3555 0.03643 256 179 63 14
388 Two days, 3 hours, and 22 minutes more and I'll have the world record! 1.3555 0.03685 256 180 61 15
389 Any interest in joining the “mile pie” club? 1.3555 0.04042 256 189 43 24
390 It has to be there in ten minutes or it’s free. 1.3555 0.03927 256 186 49 21
391 I'm part of the mile pie club. 1.3538 0.04440 195 141 39 15
392 Nothin' to see here folks, just your normal, every day traveler. Definitely not the Air Marshal. 1.3534 0.03879 249 179 52 18
393 You said you want that 'for here', right? 1.3522 0.03451 247 168 71 8
394 This is the only thing I haven't done a mile high. 1.3510 0.03514 245 168 68 9
395 The stewardess said I had to put it in flight mode for the duration of the flight. 1.3508 0.03757 248 176 57 15
396 We're taking pizza delivery to the next level. 1.3508 0.03927 248 180 49 19
397 Turns out if you leave it under your clothes, TSA with knead it for you 1.3508 0.03714 248 175 59 14
398 This is nothing. The tricky part was getting the pizza oven past security 1.3508 0.03886 248 179 51 18
399 Right now, my career is up in the air. 1.3500 0.03085 240 156 84 0
400 Perfecting your presentation before the big meeting too, I see. 1.3496 0.03776 246 175 56 15
401 You see that? We just crossed the equator 1.3487 0.03524 238 163 67 8
402 Don't worry, I left the plane on autopilot. 1.3487 0.03152 238 156 81 1
403 They promised special privileges for "those on active duty in uniform!" 1.3484 0.03883 244 176 51 17
404 Well our toppings are slightly limited, would you like peanuts or pretzels? 1.3484 0.03795 244 174 55 15
405 They never let me do this when I was a pilot. 1.3484 0.03926 244 177 49 18
406 So, you got any world records of your own? 1.3484 0.03705 244 172 59 13
407 Would you prefer if I tossed my cookies? 1.3475 0.04062 236 173 44 19
408 Could you stop typing so loudly? There are other people on this plane. 1.3475 0.03927 236 170 50 16
409 Kid, flight attendants don’t notice shit as long as you’re wearing a seat belt. 1.3473 0.03847 239 171 53 15
410 In the unlikely event of a water landing your dough may be used as a flotation device. 1.3473 0.04069 239 176 43 20
411 and now for the laptoppings... 1.3472 0.03964 216 153 51 12
412 Just trying to embarrass the airline into serving decent meals again. 1.3471 0.03990 242 177 46 19
413 Some husbands bring home the bacon, I bring home the dough 1.3471 0.03814 242 173 54 15
414 I'm going to call it "The Mile Pie Club." 1.3471 0.03534 242 167 66 9
415 It's the yeast I can do. 1.3471 0.04075 242 179 42 21
416 To be honest, we’re re-thinking the Free Delivery concept. 1.3462 0.03806 234 166 55 13
417 I'm doing an "Eat Pray Love" thing, but I've only got the weekend. 1.3460 0.03958 237 172 48 17
418 Would you hold this while I use the bathroom. 1.3460 0.03677 237 166 60 11
419 ...but that's enough about me, so, you're an accountant? 1.3460 0.03958 237 172 48 17
420 I'm joining the mile pie club. 1.3460 0.03958 237 172 48 17
421 What makes you think the anchovies in the overhead are mine? 1.3447 0.03979 235 171 47 17
422 It rises faster. 1.3447 0.03887 235 169 51 15
423 I'm from New York, New York. If I can make it there, I'll make it anywhere. 1.3447 0.03979 235 171 47 17
424 Yeah, TSA limits our toppings: peanuts, cookies, pretzels, and non-dairy creamer. 1.3442 0.03915 215 152 52 11
425 What's a fidget spinner? 1.3436 0.03978 227 164 48 15
426 Yeah, that's me on CNN. They asked me to leave just before plaid shirt guy. 1.3436 0.04262 227 170 36 21
427 The pilot is a regular customer. 1.3435 0.03642 230 160 61 9
428 I use a high-altitude recipe 1.3435 0.03590 230 159 63 8
429 When's the last time you've seen it happen? '96? '97? See what I'm saying? All the pizza guys stopped tossing the dough in the air and no one can explain why. It's like the honeybees. 1.3433 0.03663 233 163 60 10
430 Will this be in your article? 1.3433 0.03117 233 153 80 0
431 It's more of a working holiday. 1.3433 0.03907 233 168 50 15
432 The TSA limits me to 3 ounces of sauce 1.3433 0.03763 233 165 56 12
433 The biggest problem is that there are not many toppings that can fit in a 3.4 ounce jar. 1.3433 0.03860 233 167 52 14
434 I am petrified of flying, but making a carmelized onion, goat cheese and fig pizza makes me relax. 1.3433 0.03455 233 159 68 6
435 If I were in first class, i'd be making a risotto! 1.3433 0.03954 233 169 48 16
436 Don't worry, it's in airplane mode 1.3433 0.03954 233 169 48 16
437 Sorry, is my doing work on the plane disturbing you? 1.3433 0.03907 233 168 50 15
438 I’m actually an air marshal. Don’t blow my cover. 1.3421 0.03712 228 160 58 10
439 Unfortunately, it’s going to be a working vacation. 1.3421 0.03269 228 152 74 2
440 Anyway... what do you do? 1.3418 0.03311 237 160 73 4
441 Back in Italy I was a neurosurgeon. 1.3406 0.03486 229 157 66 6
442 '' Would you mind taking over while I go to the toilet" ? 1.3406 0.04275 229 173 34 22
443 When it absolutely positively has to be there overnight. 1.3406 0.03949 229 166 48 15
444 Are you the passenger with the special diet request? 1.3406 0.03900 229 165 50 14
445 I’m launching a new menu line. It’s called ‘Pie in the Sky’ 1.3406 0.03949 229 166 48 15
446 We plan to change our free delivery policy 1.3406 0.03949 229 166 48 15
447 We probably should have limited the range on our freshness guaranteed delivery. 1.3406 0.04139 229 170 40 19
448 I've got a lot of things up in the air at the moment, you know? 1.3406 0.03540 229 158 64 7
449 The air pressure up here does wonders for the crust! 1.3406 0.03540 229 158 64 7
450 I'm thinking of flipping. 1.3406 0.03851 229 164 52 13
451 Could you turn down the volume? It's very distracting. 1.3406 0.04045 229 168 44 17
452 If I don’t get to Buffalo by 8:00 it’s free. 1.3406 0.04045 229 168 44 17
453 In first class, I make calzones. 1.3406 0.03997 229 167 46 16
454 Now watch me keep it in a holding pattern. 1.3406 0.03949 229 166 48 15
455 When we're up in the sky with a big pizza pie, that's amore. 1.3405 0.04054 232 171 43 18
456 Because we forgot to add delivered fresh "within 10 miles". 1.3405 0.04054 232 171 43 18
457 Would you believe you're the first to notice? 1.3405 0.03458 232 159 67 6
458 I knead to keep calm. 1.3405 0.04054 232 171 43 18
459 I am on a working vacation, and you? 1.3405 0.03404 232 158 69 5
460 It know it seems abusive, but we’re actually saving taxpayers by delivering to Mar-a-Lago in coach instead of Air Force One. 1.3393 0.03906 224 161 50 13
461 The recipe says it has to be tossed in the air. 1.3392 0.03971 227 165 47 15
462 Trust me, it makes the best airy dough. 1.3392 0.03717 227 160 57 10
463 Don't get your hopes up, the TSA confiscated my pepperoni. 1.3392 0.04115 227 168 41 18
464 Role-playing calms me when flying. For the next leg of my flight, I'll be a pirate. 1.3392 0.03820 227 162 53 12
465 It's always the landing that worries me 1.3392 0.03820 227 162 53 12
466 Just be glad I'm not tossing my cookies. 1.3392 0.03921 227 164 49 14
467 It's a working holiday 1.3392 0.03971 227 165 47 15
468 This wasn't how I orginally imagined pie in the sky, but it's good to reach your goals. 1.3392 0.03871 227 163 51 13
469 I thought they said "carry-out." 1.3392 0.03971 227 165 47 15
470 I'm on a working vacation... How about you? 1.3392 0.03769 227 161 55 11
471 Food Network has run out of ideas. 1.3392 0.03717 227 160 57 10
472 I'd fly first class, but I don't have that kind of dough. 1.3392 0.04255 227 171 35 21
473 There's no secret, really. Just good ingredients and turbulence. 1.3392 0.03820 227 162 53 12
474 Is this to eat in or take out? 1.3392 0.04068 227 167 43 17
475 This is easy when the plane is descending. 1.3378 0.03307 222 149 71 2
476 It’s kinda like being a pilot. All that really matters is how it lands. 1.3378 0.03573 225 156 62 7
477 It’s important not to overwork the dough, so I’m taking it on vacation. 1.3378 0.03992 225 164 46 15
478 The pilot ordered a plane pizza. 1.3378 0.03840 225 161 52 12
479 Watch me. Look. 11 claps is the record. Keep watching. 1.3378 0.03892 225 162 50 13
480 We deliver in the Cloud. 1.3363 0.03912 223 161 49 13
481 This isn't for a pizza. It's my Therapy Dough. 1.3362 0.03892 229 166 49 14
482 This is a working vacation for me, too. 1.3362 0.03760 232 166 54 12
483 New York and Chicago are fine, but have you tried fly-over state style? 1.3350 0.04499 200 151 31 18
484 Keeps my mind off the terrorists. 1.3349 0.04061 215 157 44 14
485 I think I may have put my computer in the pizza oven. 1.3348 0.04037 221 162 44 15
486 If my tossing bothers you let me know. 1.3348 0.03933 221 160 48 13
487 I call it New York to Chicago style pizza. 1.3348 0.04236 221 166 36 19
488 No no, they took all my sauce. It's just plane dough. 1.3348 0.04187 221 165 38 18
489 Remember when people used to dress up to fly? 1.3348 0.04037 221 162 44 15
490 It's an old family recipe. My nonna made the best neck pillows. 1.3348 0.04137 221 164 40 17
491 Please type into google: how...many...times...to...spin...pizza...dough...on...Air...Italia 1.3348 0.03985 221 161 46 14
492 It can't be an authentic Italian pizza if it's never been to Italy. 1.3348 0.03933 221 160 48 13
493 They say nothing cures travel anxiety like comfort food. 1.3333 0.04045 216 158 44 14
494 Unfortunately, my oven got bumped to the next flight. 1.3333 0.03955 219 159 47 13
495 My co-pilot thinks I'm taking a bathroom break 1.3333 0.04310 219 166 33 20
496 Business really picked up when they stopped serving food on the flight 1.3333 0.03737 219 155 55 9
497 In first class they'll let you eat it. 1.3333 0.04045 216 158 44 14
498 I toss and turn a lot when I’m anxious. 1.3333 0.04150 216 160 40 16
499 Miss, I 'm pretty sure all electronic devices are supposed to be turned off! 1.3333 0.03992 216 157 46 13
500 Some think pizza dough should be made from CAULIFLOWER. So you tell me if we live in terrifying times. 1.3333 0.04253 216 162 36 18
501 I use Jet Blue cheese. 1.3333 0.03862 213 152 51 10
502 Me? ...Working remote as-well. 1.3333 0.04045 216 158 44 14
503 On flights to O'Hare I make it Chicago style. 1.3333 0.04007 219 160 45 14
504 My specialty is "pie in the sky". 1.3333 0.04059 219 161 43 15
505 Don't worry. I packed the tomato sauce in separate 3 ounce baggies. 1.3333 0.04007 219 160 45 14
506 Wow, you are the first person ever to have actually noticed! 1.3333 0.03882 216 155 50 11
507 I told him I couldn't drop everything and come to Paris but he insisted. 1.3333 0.03804 213 151 53 9
508 Secretary Zinke is in first class and likes his pizza dough freshly tossed. 1.3333 0.04303 216 163 34 19
509 I just finished crepes up in first class. 1.3318 0.03868 217 156 50 11
510 Brand new. Until recently, I tossed salad for Amtrac. 1.3318 0.04068 214 157 43 14
511 What? I'm a workaholic too 1.3318 0.04175 214 159 39 16
512 Moved to New York. Made pizza there. Now I can make it anywhere. 1.3318 0.04227 214 160 37 17
513 Problem is I can only bring 3 ounces of sauce in my carry on. 1.3318 0.04175 214 159 39 16
514 So I said, that's nothing. I can keep mine in the air for four hours. 1.3318 0.04014 214 156 45 13
515 This is actually cheaper than the rent in New York. 1.3318 0.03704 211 148 56 7
516 I only have 3oz of sauce though. 1.3318 0.03451 211 144 64 3
517 The customer requested a plane pizza. 1.3318 0.03704 211 148 56 7
518 Like in politics, the key is how you SPIN it. 1.3302 0.04037 212 155 44 13
519 Why yes, we deliver. 1.3302 0.03628 212 148 58 6
520 Now it's official. Doughboys fly free. 1.3302 0.04199 212 158 38 16
521 My personal best is 35,650 feet. 1.3302 0.03809 212 151 52 9
522 And I told them they wouldn’t make it past TSA, but when have the butcher and candlestick maker ever listened to me? 1.3302 0.03867 212 152 50 10
523 Welcome to the Mile Pie Club! 1.3302 0.03924 212 153 48 11
524 You need the correct altitude for the perfect crust. 1.3302 0.04199 212 158 38 16
525 I just wanted to make some fritters for an in-flight snack, but now I'm on the No Fry List. 1.3302 0.03373 212 144 66 2
526 Pssst... guess who just got into the mile pie club. 1.3302 0.03867 212 152 50 10
527 This is just a promo: Our "Pie in the Sky" service doesn't actually launch until the Fall 1.3286 0.04115 210 155 41 14
528 I heard there is no food service on this flight. 1.3285 0.04042 207 151 44 12
529 Business is great on these no-frills flights. 1.3285 0.04268 207 155 36 16
530 Unfortunately, they confiscated the sauce. 1.3285 0.03924 207 149 48 10
531 I really hope we get there in thirty minutes or less. 1.3285 0.03343 207 140 66 1
532 You can “work from anywhere” but I can’t? 1.3285 0.03740 207 146 54 7
533 I find electronics distracting. 1.3285 0.03983 207 150 46 11
534 I work for Amazon Prime. 1.3271 0.03348 214 146 66 2
535 I was only following directions. The recipe said, "toss dough up in the air." 1.3270 0.03987 211 154 45 12
536 Everything’s really up in the air right now, but at least I’m making good dough. 1.3270 0.04153 211 157 39 15
537 It’s okay, I followed the high altitude recipe. 1.3270 0.03930 211 153 47 11
538 They really promised me I wouldn't have to bring work home when I took this job. 1.3270 0.04099 211 156 41 14
539 Flip you for the aisle seat? 1.3270 0.03505 211 146 61 4
540 I had to bring my own. Hand tossed and Gluten free is in first class only 1.3269 0.03663 208 146 56 6
541 Remember when an airplane was the one place you could escape work? 1.3269 0.04025 208 152 44 12
542 The TSA took the pepperoni. 1.3269 0.04195 208 155 38 15
543 They won't reimburse me unless I work during the trip. 1.3269 0.03534 208 144 60 4
544 My secret recipe: I let turbulence do all the work. 1.3269 0.04025 208 152 44 12
545 Nope, C-4. 1.3269 0.04083 208 153 42 13
546 No, the sushi chefs are up in First Class. 1.3269 0.03331 208 141 66 1
547 Shhh...I'm really an Air Marshall. 1.3268 0.03427 205 140 63 2
548 Actually it's much easier than performing a circumcision in a moving car 1.3268 0.04123 205 151 41 13
549 In the unlikely event of a water landing, it serves as a floatation device. 1.3268 0.03496 205 141 61 3
550 And the next person who says "pie in the sky" gets it in their lap. 1.3252 0.03930 206 149 47 10
551 I think we need to do something about our work-life balance. 1.3252 0.03807 206 147 51 8
552 It’s a hard job, but I make good dough. 1.3252 0.04048 206 151 43 12
553 I've been thinking. Is it possible my great-grandfathers recipe said, "Toss PLAIN dough" ? 1.3252 0.04164 206 153 39 14
554 The key is elevation. 1.3252 0.04106 206 152 41 13
555 I always travel with a bit of extra dough 1.3252 0.04106 206 152 41 13
556 This is my emotional support dough. 1.3252 0.04544 206 160 25 21
557 I usually try to get a little work done while I'm traveling. 1.3252 0.04048 206 151 43 12
558 Airplanes always make me want to throw up. 1.3252 0.03550 206 143 59 4
559 I had to gate-check my toppings. 1.3252 0.04164 206 153 39 14
560 The trick is to keep it up in the air as long as possible. 1.3252 0.03930 206 149 47 10
561 You’re online pre-order is almost ready. 1.3252 0.04048 206 151 43 12
562 It takes a lot of dough to fly these days. 1.3251 0.04148 203 150 40 13
563 I'm allergic to pets. It's an emotional support pizza. 1.3251 0.03580 203 141 58 4
564 It's a delivery order for a couple in Iowa. 1.3251 0.03905 203 146 48 9
565 Wait until I add the sauce... 1.3250 0.03943 200 144 47 9
566 Everybody else pretends to be working. 1.3250 0.04190 200 148 39 13
567 People used to say my dream of being a pizza chef was just pie in the sky 1.3250 0.04068 200 146 43 11
568 My rolling pin didn’t make it through security. 1.3250 0.03610 200 139 57 4
569 I don't mind really,but it was nice when the airlines served food. 1.3250 0.03747 200 141 53 6
570 Well, not enough dough for first class. 1.3250 0.03813 200 142 51 7
571 Who ordered the pie in the sky? 1.3250 0.03679 200 140 55 5
572 What can I say? I’m a pie in the sky kind of guy. 1.3250 0.03879 200 143 49 8
573 I know I should be flying the plane right now, but this is way more fun. 1.3243 0.04354 185 137 36 12
574 The social climbing butcher and candlestick maker are up in first class. 1.3237 0.03792 207 148 51 8
575 As long as I hold the anchovies, no one complains. 1.3235 0.04012 204 149 44 11
576 Beats tossing your cookies! 1.3235 0.03951 204 148 46 10
577 Isn't it great we can get some work done during the flight? 1.3235 0.04012 204 149 44 11
578 That's right...we deliver within a 6,000 mile radius 1.3235 0.04012 204 149 44 11
579 This IS my laptop. 1.3235 0.04071 204 150 42 12
580 So, our CEO decides to add 'Straight from Italy!' to our boxes and I guess the regulators were paying attention. 1.3235 0.03951 204 148 46 10
581 Can you turn the volume down on your computer please, it's very distracting. 1.3235 0.04467 204 157 28 19
582 It comes with toppings in business class. 1.3235 0.04012 204 149 44 11
583 Sorry to bother you, do you have the thyme? 1.3232 0.04029 198 144 44 10
584 A few weeks ago, I tried grilling on the subway. 1.3232 0.04215 198 147 38 13
585 It's the only way to make it light and airy 1.3232 0.03766 198 140 52 6
586 Sorry, but I can only offer you 3.4 ounces of sauce. 1.3221 0.03522 208 145 59 4
587 It started New York style, but by the time I’m done, It’ll be Chicago style. 1.3218 0.04272 202 152 35 15
588 I'm leavening on a jet plane. Don't know when I'll be back again. 1.3218 0.04272 202 152 35 15
589 In first class you get Bobby Flay. 1.3218 0.04034 202 148 43 11
590 I know this might sound strange, but do you have any anchovies? 1.3218 0.03782 202 144 51 7
591 I won't disturb you. I've also got work to catch up on. 1.3218 0.04155 202 150 39 13
592 We're trying out a new coast-to-coast "5 hours or its free" delivery promotion. 1.3218 0.04214 202 151 37 14
593 If you think this is really cool you should see the duck confit that I do on trans oceanic flights! 1.3218 0.04095 202 149 41 12
594 Honestly Jessica, just unplug already. 1.3218 0.04329 202 153 33 16
595 ...I’d cooked in France, I’d cooked in Italy, I thought I’d seen all there is to see. And then it occurred to me, why not try my hand at airplane food? 1.3218 0.04272 202 152 35 15
596 I’m a frequent flour member. 1.3218 0.04214 202 151 37 14
597 You have to upgrade if you want toppings. 1.3216 0.03860 171 119 49 3
598 Hmmm, this is a lot harder to do in coach. 1.3216 0.04136 199 147 40 12
599 We deliver - Fresh 1.3216 0.04136 199 147 40 12
600 I call it, Pie in the Sky. 1.3216 0.04489 199 153 28 18
601 Watch me hit '"send." 1.3216 0.04197 199 148 38 13
602 The airline helped with the pricing: $25 for the first topping, $35 for each additional topping which cannot exceed 4 ounces. There are added fees for sauce and for cheese. And, of course, the optional service fees for baking and for slicing! 1.3216 0.03948 199 144 46 9
603 It's a nervous habit for a lot of bakers. 1.3216 0.04075 199 146 42 11
604 Is that for here or to go? 1.3216 0.04136 199 147 40 12
605 We have taken pizza making to new heights. 1.3216 0.04136 199 147 40 12
606 It's the standard recipe, but you have to adjust for altitude. 1.3216 0.04136 199 147 40 12
607 Technically, this is the highest I've ever tossed one. 1.3216 0.04375 199 151 32 16
608 Turbulence does all the work. 1.3216 0.04197 199 148 38 13
609 I like to prepare my own meal for the flight. 1.3216 0.03612 199 139 56 4
610 The key is to use less than 100ml of liquid. 1.3216 0.03682 199 140 54 5
611 I like to have some extra dough to throw around when I travel. 1.3216 0.04075 199 146 42 11
612 They now let me fly with my therapy dough. 1.3216 0.04197 199 148 38 13
613 Before this I was a knife juggler so I couldn't travel much. 1.3202 0.03702 203 144 53 6
614 The head chef said that my dough needs more air. 1.3200 0.04179 200 149 38 13
615 The salad bar is in row 16 1.3200 0.04119 200 148 40 12
616 People think it’s the city water, but actually any overcrowded, vaguely hostile environment will give it the same taste 1.3198 0.04284 197 148 35 14
617 This is business class, right? 1.3198 0.03970 197 143 45 9
618 It's called pizza. 1.3198 0.03629 197 138 55 4
619 Be careful when opening the overhead bin, my tomato sauce and cheese may have shifted during flight. 1.3198 0.03904 197 142 47 8
620 I saved a little dough by flying coach. 1.3198 0.04161 197 146 39 12
621 I’m hoping this gets me into the pie in the sky club! 1.3198 0.04519 197 152 27 18
622 TSA was against it at first, but I told them I really knead the dough. 1.3196 0.04009 194 141 44 9
623 THE DELIVERY POLICY HAS GOTTEN OUT OF HAND. 1.3196 0.03942 194 140 46 8
624 You wouldn’t believe the demands of owning a farm-to-table restaurant. 1.3196 0.04330 194 146 34 14
625 We're testing a new pop-up restaurant idea. 1.3195 0.04228 169 122 40 7
626 I snuck the anchovies on as comfort animals. 1.3182 0.03888 198 143 47 8
627 ‘Not much. What’s up with you?” 1.3182 0.04325 198 150 33 15
628 I am headed to Chicago for a job interview. You? 1.3182 0.04017 198 145 43 10
629 Last week's challenge was Crepes Suzette on horseback. 1.3182 0.04384 198 151 31 16
630 I've never been able to leave my work in the office. 1.3182 0.04017 198 145 43 10
631 It takes too much dough to fly first class 1.3182 0.04017 198 145 43 10
632 Do you want to join the Mile-Pie club? 1.3182 0.04265 198 149 35 14
633 The hardest thing is adjusting for the altitude. 1.3182 0.04205 198 148 37 13
634 Farm's in California, table's in Cleveland. 1.3179 0.04186 195 145 38 12
635 I couldn’t get the tomato sauce through security. 1.3179 0.04122 195 144 40 11
636 They don't like it when I dress up as a pilot or policeman, so I'm trying this 1.3179 0.03925 195 141 46 8
637 Once you start tossing pizza, it becomes an obsession. 1.3179 0.03718 195 138 52 5
638 I'm trying to quit smoking. 1.3179 0.04186 195 145 38 12
639 Turbulence? Nah, not a problem. Getting the seat belt fastened - now that's a challenge! 1.3166 0.03456 199 138 59 2
640 It's a gift and a curse. 1.3163 0.03772 196 140 50 6
641 I just practicing my flipping in case Mueller calls me". 1.3161 0.03663 193 136 53 4
642 I guess I completely misunderstood what Business Class meant. 1.3161 0.04147 193 143 39 11
643 Focussing on work helps my fear of flying. 1.3161 0.03947 193 140 45 8
644 I went into baking because I have a terrible fear of frying. 1.3161 0.04338 193 146 33 14
645 This is my therapy dough. 1.3161 0.04147 193 143 39 11
646 TSA confiscated the sauce so I'm trying Bloody Mary mix. 1.3161 0.04211 193 144 37 12
647 To hear my wife tell it, you’d think I’m just some pie-in-the-sky guy, with no plan whatsoever. 1.3161 0.04211 193 144 37 12
648 I forgot my fidget spinner. 1.3158 0.04055 190 139 42 9
649 I know you think this is just another of my pie-in-the-sky ideas... 1.3158 0.04123 190 140 40 10
650 I'm fulfilling 11D's Amazon Prime on board pizza order. 1.3155 0.04302 187 140 35 12
651 The bastards made me gate-check my oven. 1.3155 0.03881 187 134 47 6
652 Sure, the pizza is expensive, but the crust is so light. 1.3155 0.04167 187 138 39 10
653 The customs officials asked me how much dough I had. I said just enough for a pizza. 1.3152 0.04211 184 136 38 10
654 The high-altitude recipe, of course. Plus, you're only allowed 3.4 ounces of olive oil. 1.3141 0.04237 191 143 36 12
655 I just don't have the dough to afford first class 1.3141 0.03827 191 137 48 6
656 If you can bake it there, you'll bake it anywhere. 1.3141 0.03754 191 136 50 5
657 I wanted to fly first class, but I didn’t have enough dough. 1.3141 0.04302 191 144 34 13
658 One plane pizza coming up. Next! 1.3141 0.03898 191 138 46 7
659 This way, I avoid the carry-on charge. 1.3141 0.04172 191 142 38 11
660 We deliver world wide. 1.3141 0.04172 191 142 38 11
661 The only downside is that it counts as my carry-on. 1.3141 0.04237 191 143 36 12
662 The boss wants it in his hands by the time we land. 1.3141 0.04172 191 142 38 11
663 It's my therapy dough. 1.3141 0.04302 191 144 34 13
664 If this hits your eye, please don't think that's Amore 1.3141 0.04611 191 149 24 18
665 It'll make more sense to you when I pull the sauce, pepperoni, and microwave from the overhead. 1.3136 0.04295 169 124 37 8
666 They say,'Dress for the job you want, not the job you have.'Well, I'm tired of being an accountant, ok? 1.3135 0.04261 185 138 36 11
667 I was an Hibachi chef but I could never get through security. 1.3135 0.04121 185 136 40 9
668 Of course I COULD find something else to do... and don't call me Shirley! 1.3135 0.03588 185 129 54 2
669 And what do you do for a living? 1.3135 0.03976 185 134 44 7
670 It feels like a lot of dough for a middle seat. 1.3132 0.04308 182 136 35 11
671 The key is to find your passion in life, then make boring conversation about it. 1.3122 0.03991 189 138 43 8
672 Excuse me, do you have a moment to talk about our lord and savior, Jesus Crust? 1.3122 0.04457 189 145 29 15
673 One plane pizza comin' up. 1.3122 0.03991 189 138 43 8
674 I was hoping I'd get a shot at appearing in a New Yorker cartoon, so far, so good.... 1.3122 0.04197 189 141 37 11
675 I love the freedom I have since I began working remote 1.3122 0.04329 189 143 33 13
676 Well it's not like I'm grilling on the subway. 1.3122 0.04263 189 142 35 12
677 I've heard Excel can also do pie charts. 1.3122 0.03991 189 138 43 8
678 It's funnier when people are looking. 1.3122 0.04393 189 144 31 14
679 Some people have therapy dogs. I have therapy dough. 1.3118 0.04242 186 139 36 11
680 Totally! There's no such thing as downtime any more. 1.3118 0.04103 186 137 40 9
681 Didn't have enough dough, so I had to fly economy 1.3118 0.04572 186 144 26 16
682 ‘I never travel without any dough. 1.3118 0.04031 186 136 42 8
683 I didn't have enough dough for first class 1.3118 0.04377 186 141 32 13
684 When I'm done, can you please deliver this to 21B? 1.3118 0.04103 186 137 40 9
685 Pizza has no airplane mode 1.3118 0.04242 186 139 36 11
686 I also love being able to have my work in the cloud. 1.3118 0.04443 186 142 30 14
687 So then she tells our therapist I take my work home with me... 1.3118 0.04443 186 142 30 14
688 Women seem to like me just because I make a lot of dough. 1.3118 0.04242 186 139 36 11
689 It's a peculiar form of OCD. But it gets me upgrades to first class, so I can't complain. 1.3118 0.04173 186 138 38 10
690 I just felt the whole food truck scene was a bit passe. 1.3118 0.03732 186 132 50 4
691 No, I haven't used anchovies since that United incident last summer. 1.3118 0.03732 186 132 50 4
692 It's amazing what you can fit in a 4oz bottle of shampoo 1.3118 0.04103 186 137 40 9
693 A plane pizza, coming up. 1.3118 0.04310 186 140 34 12
694 Not a problem. The overhead bin is at 900 degrees. 1.3118 0.04443 186 142 30 14
695 I bet a friend I could do this until Trump got impeached... 1.3118 0.04242 186 139 36 11
696 It’s in airplane mode 1.3118 0.03958 186 135 44 7
697 Excuse me, I have to use the wash room, you mind holding this for me? 1.3118 0.04508 186 143 28 15
698 I always get a lot of work done on the plane. 1.3118 0.04242 186 139 36 11
699 It's about now that I usually get attacked by emotional support animals. 1.3118 0.04508 186 143 28 15
700 Gives "Pie in the Sky" a new meaning, doesn't it? 1.3115 0.04073 183 134 41 8
701 Many people don’t know that the key is Aerodoughnamics. 1.3115 0.03766 183 130 49 4
702 Looks like a pizza crust, smells like a pizza crust, but it's really a personal flotation device. 1.3115 0.04073 183 134 41 8
703 It's okay. It's an emotional support pizza. 1.3115 0.04358 183 138 33 12
704 Working vacation. 1.3115 0.04073 183 134 41 8
705 I bet my buddy I could get my dough to rise higher than his. 1.3115 0.03998 183 133 43 7
706 Doughn't mind me 1.3115 0.04358 183 138 33 12
707 If this dough hits your eye before it's a big pizza pie, it's no more, eh? 1.3115 0.04426 183 139 31 13
708 "You ask why, I ask why not?" 1.3115 0.04073 183 134 41 8
709 What, you thought dough rises by itself? 1.3115 0.03433 183 126 57 0
710 I've found this is the only way to get authentic New York pizza in L.A. 1.3115 0.03766 183 130 49 4
711 They deported me in the middle of my calzone. 1.3115 0.04146 183 135 39 9
712 If it flies all the way up to the ceiling and stays there, we have less than a minute to live 1.3115 0.03519 183 127 55 1
713 Aisle seat? Window seat? It's all a toss-up to me. 1.3115 0.04146 183 135 39 9
714 After the break, we'll start the tiramisu. It's Italian week, here on "The Commuting Cook." 1.3115 0.03845 183 131 47 5
715 So that's when she told me she thought we needed a divorce. 1.3115 0.04493 183 140 29 14
716 I have this pie-in-the-sky idea. 1.3115 0.03923 183 132 45 6
717 You think that's impressive, you should see me toss salad . 1.3114 0.04487 167 125 32 10
718 I't the only authentic New York-to-Chicago style pizza. 1.3114 0.04323 167 123 36 8
719 Did you choose an aisle seat to lessen your chances of getting stuck next the worst imaginable neighbor for the whole flight?” 1.3105 0.03902 190 138 45 7
720 I hate having to work on the plane. 1.3105 0.04244 190 143 35 12
721 Crazy rich Asians ordered a Chicago style pizza ... 1.3105 0.04178 190 142 37 11
722 Well, we Chefs have our own version of "The Mile High Club..." 1.3105 0.03902 190 138 45 7
723 I'm sorry, I didn't think anyone would notice. 1.3098 0.04198 184 137 37 10
724 I'm trying to start an in-flight pizza delivery service, but it's probably pie in the sky. 1.3098 0.04127 184 136 39 9
725 Is this for carry-on or carry-out? 1.3098 0.04538 184 142 27 15
726 I’m a chef, actually. How about you? 1.3098 0.04472 184 141 29 14
727 My therapist says I’m “an attention-seeker.” 1.3098 0.04127 184 136 39 9
728 Yes, they are paying a sizeable delivery charge....next time they'll have to pay first class though 1.3098 0.03980 184 134 43 7
729 You find it odd I'm flipping pizza dough on a plane? How about this: both people to my left have no mouths!!! 1.3098 0.04472 184 141 29 14
730 I bet that I could toss a pizza 30,000 feet in the air. 1.3098 0.04127 184 136 39 9
731 Wanna join the mile-pie club? 1.3098 0.04405 184 140 31 13
732 The more you play with it the bigger it gets. 1.3098 0.04667 184 144 23 17
733 I'm his emotional support chef. 1.3098 0.04268 184 138 35 11
734 I've always wanted to do it on a plane. 1.3098 0.04127 184 136 39 9
735 I call it mile high pizza pie 1.3098 0.03828 184 132 47 5
736 I used to just chew gum 1.3094 0.03944 181 131 44 6
737 They told me I needed a better disguise as Air Marshall. 1.3094 0.04097 181 133 40 8
738 The yeast is alive, so it's considered an emotional support dough. 1.3081 0.04248 185 139 35 11
739 We're a new pop-up pizzeria called Pie in the Sky. 1.3077 0.04365 182 138 32 12
740 I get the center section seat so I have more head room. 1.3077 0.04365 182 138 32 12
741 I always get so much work done on the plane. 1.3077 0.04700 182 143 22 17
742 Don't look now but I think Putin is sitting behind us. 1.3077 0.04434 182 139 30 13
743 Just finishing up some work before we land. You? 1.3077 0.04224 182 136 36 10
744 Our motto is fresh pizza delivered coast to coast. 1.3077 0.03926 182 132 44 6
745 This is kind of random, but do you happen to know what temperature jet fuel burns at? 1.3077 0.03926 182 132 44 6
746 What? Other people do work on the plane! 1.3077 0.04151 182 135 38 9
747 I get one free checked bag if I make lunch for the people in business class. 1.3077 0.04077 182 134 40 8
748 They kept asking me to put pineapple on the pie so I'm going back to New York. 1.3077 0.04151 182 135 38 9
749 The hardest part was getting the 26 3-ounce bottles of tomato sauce through the TSA. 1.3077 0.04151 182 135 38 9
750 And it can also be used as a flotation device. 1.3077 0.04295 182 137 34 11
751 And then the headhunter asked me if I wanted a job where I could make some real dough. 1.3077 0.04502 182 140 28 14
752 It can also be used as a flotation device. 1.3077 0.04224 182 136 36 10
753 The captain thinks it's cheaper than ordering out when we get stuck on the tarmac. 1.3077 0.03518 182 127 54 1
754 I’m undercover.” 1.3077 0.04365 182 138 32 12
755 Actually, the hard part is fitting my oven in the overhead 1.3077 0.04295 182 137 34 11
756 Brooklyn got too expensive. 1.3077 0.04365 182 138 32 12
757 I find it more relaxing than Candy Crush. 1.3077 0.03926 182 132 44 6
758 I’m trying the high altitude recipe. 1.3077 0.04434 182 139 30 13
759 Of course it's quirky. I'm in a New Yorker cartoon. 1.3077 0.04151 182 135 38 9
760 I’m auditioning for ‘America’s Got Talent’ in a couple of hours. 1.3077 0.04295 182 137 34 11
761 The secret is to let the dough really rise. 1.3077 0.03926 182 132 44 6
762 Well, it won't be a First Class pizza. 1.3077 0.04077 182 134 40 8
763 Getting in my 10,000 hours. 1.3077 0.04151 182 135 38 9
764 Turbulence can be a challenge. 1.3077 0.04002 182 133 42 7
765 ...and I don't even need wifi to get my work done. 1.3077 0.04365 182 138 32 12
766 Sorry, I'm on deadline. 1.3060 0.04344 183 139 32 12
767 I'm trying to perfect the elusive 'pie in the sky'. 1.3056 0.04322 180 136 33 11
768 This is Alitalia. 1.3056 0.04025 180 132 41 7
769 Not enough dough for first class! 1.3056 0.04101 180 133 39 8
770 Unfortunately, I haven't figured out how to get the sauce through TSA. 1.3056 0.04250 180 135 35 10
771 Do you have any cheese? 1.3056 0.04464 180 138 29 13
772 I wish they'd take pizza off the menu! 1.3056 0.04394 180 137 31 12
773 This trip, it's frequent flour miles. 1.3056 0.04176 180 134 37 9
774 It's Not DiGiorno, It's Delivery. 1.3056 0.04394 180 137 31 12
775 The toppings are on my connecting flight. 1.3056 0.03786 180 129 47 4
776 What can I say, supply follows demand. 1.3051 0.04067 177 130 40 7
777 My specialty is plane pizza. 1.3051 0.04222 177 132 36 9
778 I can't figure why my wife left me 1.3046 0.04506 151 112 32 7
779 Don’t worry Ma’am, I’m a professional. 1.3046 0.04422 174 132 31 11
780 This delay better be 30 minutes or less. 1.3034 0.04202 178 133 36 9
781 The dough rises better at this altitude. 1.3032 0.04232 155 113 37 5
782 Duty free dough. It's the best. 1.3023 0.04135 172 127 38 7
783 What, you're a judge in the International Pizza Challenge contest tomorrow? I had no idea. 1.3023 0.04296 172 129 34 9
784 I'm just very serious about letting the dough rise first. 1.3011 0.04227 176 132 35 9
785 I try not to bring my work home with me but I knead the dough.! 1.3011 0.04524 176 136 27 13
786 It's the landings that make me nervous. 1.3011 0.03738 176 126 47 3
787 ♪♪When the moon hits your eye...♪♪ 1.3011 0.04524 176 136 27 13
788 It's not liquid, it doesn't power on, and I'm keeping my hands to myself, so I think I'm okay. 1.3011 0.04150 176 131 37 8
789 I used to be in first class when I had more dough. 1.3011 0.03824 176 127 45 4
790 I just don’t have the dough for first class. 1.3011 0.04452 176 135 29 12
791 One day I'll be a first class baker 1.3011 0.04303 176 133 33 10
792 Calzones??!!! Don't get me started! 1.3011 0.04452 176 135 29 12
793 But they won't let me bring my rotary cutter. 1.3011 0.03650 176 125 49 2
794 Actually, I am making a seat cushion. 1.3011 0.04227 176 132 35 9
795 An aisle seat is really the best for this. 1.3011 0.03990 176 129 41 6
796 I have to keep up the hand-tossing until the fasten seat belt light is turned off and I can get to the oven. 1.3011 0.04227 176 132 35 9
797 In case of a water landing, this becomes an edible raft 1.3011 0.04071 176 130 39 7
798 If we don’t land in 30 minutes - the next one is free. 1.3011 0.04071 176 130 39 7
799 Guess what the inflight meal is today. 1.3011 0.03738 176 126 47 3
800 Seat 4A ordered a special meal. 1.3011 0.04303 176 133 33 10
801 I like my dough to be airy. 1.3011 0.03468 176 123 53 0
802 I'm going for the record for the highest toss. 1.3006 0.04504 173 133 28 12
803 They made me check my toppings. 1.3006 0.04195 173 129 36 8
804 What can I say, I'm a dough nut! 1.3006 0.03683 173 123 48 2
805 I cook best on the fly. 1.3006 0.04275 173 130 34 9
806 As you know, we're allowed a carry-on and a personal item. 1.3006 0.04195 173 129 36 8
807 Long flight, couldn't sleep. Figured I might as well get some work done, y'know? 1.3006 0.04275 173 130 34 9
808 I was told it's a good way to meet girls. 1.3006 0.04195 173 129 36 8
809 I am the pilot- with budget cuts ya gotta have a side-hustle. 1.3006 0.04429 173 132 30 11
810 Appetizer and dessert will be in baggage claim. 1.3006 0.04429 173 132 30 11
811 You requested a special diet, right? 1.3006 0.04114 173 128 38 7
812 The TSA allows it, as long as I don't weaponize the dough into a baguette. 1.3006 0.04275 173 130 34 9
813 So what you're saying is it's fine for that guy to bring an Irish Wolfhound "comfort" dog on the flight, but my pizza dough is annoying you? 1.3006 0.04195 173 129 36 8
814 I'm making a plane cheese pizza. 1.3006 0.04504 173 133 28 12
815 Yes, I did follow the high altitude instructions. 1.3006 0.04032 173 127 40 6
816 I have a small pizzeria back home and this is the only way I can convince the IRS that my flights abroad are business trips. 1.3006 0.04504 173 133 28 12
817 I forgot my laptop. 1.3006 0.04032 173 127 40 6
818 For gluten-free, you'll need an upgrade. 1.3006 0.04429 173 132 30 11
819 Once you get good at it it's hard to stop. 1.3006 0.04275 173 130 34 9
820 It only looks like it is going up and down. It's really going 600 miles per hour. 1.3006 0.04352 173 131 32 10
821 First class has a chef from Benihana. 1.3006 0.04275 173 130 34 9
822 Yeah, I heard they stopped serving peanuts. 1.3006 0.04504 173 133 28 12
823 No matter how many times I throw this up, it still lands on the man behind me. 1.3006 0.04578 173 134 26 13
824 With pressure, it's fresher. 1.3006 0.04195 173 129 36 8
825 OK, what does Giada say to do next? 1.3006 0.04114 173 128 38 7
826 I was a pastry chef until they cut down on leg room. 1.3006 0.04352 173 131 32 10
827 In cooking school, they stressed keeping it in the air. 1.3000 0.04242 170 127 35 8
828 I have trouble getting my dough to rise! 1.3000 0.04159 170 126 37 7
829 It's just Play-Doh. I couldn't get a real pie through security. 1.3000 0.04323 170 128 33 9
830 My name? Oh it’s Chef Boeing-ardee. 1.3000 0.03525 170 119 51 0
831 We ran out of high rising flour. 1.3000 0.04159 170 126 37 7
832 It's a mile high pie. 1.3000 0.03810 170 122 45 3
833 Well, too bad. It's my emotional support food. 1.3000 0.04403 170 129 31 10
834 Yeah it's about 5,020 tosses until we land in Phoenix... why do you ask? 1.3000 0.03622 170 120 49 1
835 Landing it is the hard part 1.3000 0.04159 170 126 37 7
836 I tried blowing into a paper bag, It didn't work 1.3000 0.04481 170 130 29 11
837 I know. Delivery used to be so simple 1.3000 0.04075 170 125 39 6
838 I'm not tossing it. We're just experiencing some turbulence. 1.3000 0.03810 170 122 45 3
839 Food delivery apps are out of control. 1.3000 0.04159 170 126 37 7
840 We Luddites struggle on transcontinental flights... 1.3000 0.04323 170 128 33 9
841 Sometimes I feel like this is the only place I get any work done. 1.2989 0.04331 174 132 32 10
842 Well, just like everyone else I'm trying to get a little work done during the flight. 1.2982 0.04381 171 130 31 10
843 Yeah, the oven is the part I still haven't worked out. 1.2982 0.04381 171 130 31 10
844 You don't wanna know how I got the flour through security. 1.2982 0.04535 171 132 27 12
845 Its the tomato sauce that's the tricky part. 1.2982 0.04221 171 128 35 8
846 Being a private chef has its perks but flying first class is not one of them. 1.2982 0.04221 171 128 35 8
847 Actually, this is just about the most effective cover I've ever had as an air marshal. 1.2982 0.04381 171 130 31 10
848 I know, but the recipe says to toss it in the air. 1.2982 0.04139 171 127 37 7
849 You'll have to settle for cheese. TSA confiscated my salami. 1.2982 0.04684 171 134 23 14
850 Of course, airplane food COULD be better than hospital food. 1.2982 0.04221 171 128 35 8
851 We'll be landing in 30 minutes or less 1.2982 0.04221 171 128 35 8
852 I can also use it as a flotation cushion. 1.2982 0.04139 171 127 37 7
853 Yes, it’s on airplane mode. Thanks. 1.2982 0.04684 171 134 23 14
854 Amazon Prime. Why do you ask? 1.2982 0.04055 171 126 39 6
855 For a list of available toppings consult the in-flight magazine in the seat-back pocket in fromt of you 1.2982 0.04139 171 127 37 7
856 I don't know, but at this elevation it gets a certain je n'est sais quoi." 1.2976 0.04098 168 124 38 6
857 Don't worry, I'm accustomed to working in a high pressure environment 1.2976 0.04269 168 126 34 8
858 It’s a long distance order. 1.2970 0.04318 165 124 33 8
859 It is still, technically, a New York style pizza 1.2970 0.04231 165 123 35 7
860 This usually works well as a conversation starter... 1.2970 0.03866 165 119 43 3
861 In a crash, it doubles as a floatation device. 1.2970 0.03670 165 117 47 1
862 You gotta flip yours first, then you can help the person next to you. 1.2970 0.03769 165 118 45 2
863 If this doesn't get the dough to rise, I'm not sure what will. 1.2970 0.03670 165 117 47 1
864 It's okay, it's a therapy dough. 1.2970 0.03961 165 120 41 4
865 We deliver internationally. 1.2970 0.04143 165 122 37 6
866 Welcome, everyone, to my pop-up pizzeria! 1.2970 0.03961 165 120 41 4
867 I only use quick rising dough as you can see 1.2970 0.03866 165 119 43 3
868 Oh, I became a baker because I have a fear of frying. 1.2970 0.04231 165 123 35 7
869 Well, I'll tell ya...I just don't like airline food. 1.2970 0.03670 165 117 47 1
870 They said my toss wasn't getting enough altitude. 1.2965 0.04200 172 129 35 8
871 So what business are you in? 1.2959 0.04643 169 132 24 13
872 Somebody bet me how high I could throw it. He's going to lose! 1.2959 0.04329 169 128 32 9
873 It's called "pie in the sky". 1.2959 0.04247 169 127 34 8
874 Sorry, just practicing for my job interview this afternoon. 1.2959 0.03810 169 122 44 3
875 Some people read, some people knit. 1.2959 0.04329 169 128 32 9
876 If your allowed to work on the plane, so am I. 1.2959 0.04329 169 128 32 9
877 So now TSA's asking if anyone else prepared your food for you. 1.2959 0.04329 169 128 32 9
878 It was my father's dying wish. 1.2959 0.04247 169 127 34 8
879 Yep, I always look forward to my in-flight meal. 1.2959 0.04410 169 129 30 10
880 You know, I didn't want to say anything, but since you mentioned it, your typing is starting to get a little loud. 1.2959 0.04567 169 131 26 12
881 It wouldn't fit in the overhead. 1.2959 0.04247 169 127 34 8
882 Our motto is 'We deliver fresh, hot New York pizza' but we didn't think to put a geographic limit on it." 1.2959 0.04410 169 129 30 10
883 I hope you're not bothered by my emotional support dough. 1.2959 0.04329 169 128 32 9
884 They said my new pizza business would never take off, but look at me now! 1.2959 0.04489 169 130 28 11
885 I can't believe they confiscated my sauce at security. 1.2959 0.03810 169 122 44 3
886 They frown on this in first class. 1.2959 0.04247 169 127 34 8
887 You interested in joining the Mile Pie Club? 1.2959 0.04567 169 131 26 12
888 This is where “pie in the sky”, started. 1.2959 0.04410 169 129 30 10
889 I got my therapist to certify it as a service pizza. 1.2959 0.04643 169 132 24 13
890 It'll be tomato sauce, mozzarella, and hand sanitizer. 1.2959 0.04329 169 128 32 9
891 Oh, I thought it was called the Great British Take Off! 1.2959 0.04643 169 132 24 13
892 Bakers Anonymous is a real thing, you know. 1.2959 0.03990 169 124 40 5
893 I work for Amazon Pizza-Prime. 1.2959 0.04410 169 129 30 10
894 My twin brother made his dough trading in cyberspace. I'm betting this will double at 30,000 feet. 1.2959 0.03620 169 120 48 1
895 And to think I had the dough to fly first class. 1.2959 0.04489 169 130 28 11
896 Everybody brings their work on flights these days. 1.2959 0.03990 169 124 40 5
897 Well, for one, I find the dough rises better at 30,000 feet. 1.2959 0.04247 169 127 34 8
898 Do you have any basil? 1.2959 0.04329 169 128 32 9
899 Forget the pizza dough and the chef's hat, can you believe the knee room in this row?! 1.2959 0.04329 169 128 32 9
900 We were out of yeast. 1.2959 0.04247 169 127 34 8
901 You could say we expanded our delivery radius. 1.2959 0.03901 169 123 42 4
902 I make a lot of dough, but not enough dough to fly first class. 1.2959 0.04329 169 128 32 9
903 What else can I do? The sauce and cheese didn't make it through security. 1.2959 0.04567 169 131 26 12
904 I feel the dough rises better at 30,000 feet. 1.2959 0.04078 169 125 38 6
905 I just connected from Naples and, boy, are my arms tired. 1.2959 0.04329 169 128 32 9
906 They say that my restaurant idea is pie in the sky. 1.2959 0.04247 169 127 34 8
907 The secret to my crust? Turbulence 1.2959 0.04247 169 127 34 8
908 My plans after we land? I don't know... a lot of things are up in the air right now. 1.2945 0.04168 163 121 36 6
909 For an emotional support pizza it's pretty useless in turbulence. 1.2945 0.04076 163 120 38 5
910 I've been tossing around some ideas but everything is up in the air at the moment. 1.2945 0.03885 163 118 42 3
911 It's not fair. Everyone else brings their work on the plane! 1.2945 0.04600 163 126 26 11
912 I've been told I'm a workaholic! 1.2945 0.03787 163 117 44 2
913 The landing’s ALWAYS on your mind. 1.2941 0.04307 170 129 32 9
914 I found a loophole in the world record for highest pizza toss. 1.2934 0.04519 167 129 27 11
915 Do you mind turning down the volume? This is so distracting... 1.2934 0.04599 167 130 25 12
916 I'm trying to make enough dough to afford first class. 1.2934 0.04599 167 130 25 12
917 I'll tell ya, nobody delivers a fresher pizza. 1.2934 0.04439 167 128 29 10
918 I'm trying to break the highest pizza throw record. 1.2934 0.04273 167 126 33 8
919 I'm ending the Chicago vs. NY pizza argument by making it in both cities. 1.2934 0.04273 167 126 33 8
920 It's fine, this is my emotional support pizza. 1.2934 0.04439 167 128 29 10
921 They don’t offer a decent vegetarian option. 1.2927 0.04492 164 126 28 10
922 We guarantee delivery in six hours or the pizza is free. 1.2927 0.04323 164 124 32 8
923 If you can work during your commute so can I 1.2927 0.04235 164 123 34 7
924 If it doesn't come back down in 30 minutes, it's free. 1.2927 0.04055 164 121 38 5
925 It's a high-toss competition. I figure 30,000 feet should be plenty. 1.2927 0.04492 164 126 28 10
926 it's gonna be a plane cheese pizza 1.2927 0.04408 164 125 30 9
927 Its a fidget spinner for chefs. 1.2927 0.04323 164 124 32 8
928 Layover in Chicago or non-stop to New York style? 1.2927 0.04492 164 126 28 10
929 I came up with the idea after I learned that this airline does not permit therapy pets. 1.2927 0.04323 164 124 32 8
930 Yes, I'm a frequent flour. 1.2927 0.04408 164 125 30 9
931 Our delivery service is exceptional. 1.2927 0.04235 164 123 34 7
932 I wasn't showing off, that was just the turbulence. 1.2927 0.04323 164 124 32 8
933 Are you as kneady as I am ? 1.2927 0.04408 164 125 30 9
934 Let's hope there isn't a lot of turbulence. 1.2927 0.04323 164 124 32 8
935 It's my emotional support activity. 1.2927 0.04408 164 125 30 9
936 LIMERICK: An eager pizzateer named Cy...To his seatmate on the plane did reply..."Don't think I'm a jerk,..But I do need to work...I try to throw up when I fly." 1.2927 0.04408 164 125 30 9
937 Nope, that record is held by an astronaut. 1.2927 0.04323 164 124 32 8
938 We take our delivery time policy very seriously. 1.2927 0.04055 164 121 38 5
939 Yes, it is amazing how incongruent one can be and still not attract any attention these days. Why do you ask? 1.2927 0.04408 164 125 30 9
940 I prefer presentations with real pie charts." 1.2927 0.04323 164 124 32 8
941 I'm traveling for work, I knead the dough. 1.2927 0.04408 164 125 30 9
942 Sometimes I have to bring work home. 1.2927 0.04146 164 122 36 6
943 it's for First Class. We still get pretzels and water! 1.2927 0.04408 164 125 30 9
944 My psychologist suggested that the turbulence may help me conquer my my fear of pizza dough. 1.2927 0.04323 164 124 32 8
945 Well, you take your work with you too! 1.2927 0.04323 164 124 32 8
946 I've had it with peanuts. 1.2927 0.04408 164 125 30 9
947 It's my Emotional Support Dough. 1.2927 0.04055 164 121 38 5
948 They say dress for the job you want.” 1.2927 0.04492 164 126 28 10
949 I’m also a frequent fryer. 1.2927 0.04323 164 124 32 8
950 There's really no place we don't deliver to. 1.2927 0.04235 164 123 34 7
951 ...and then you have those kids that kick the back of your seat. They are the worst! 1.2927 0.04408 164 125 30 9
952 I'm embracing my company's remote work policy. 1.2927 0.03768 164 118 44 2
953 They said I could bring my comfort pizza dough on the flight. 1.2927 0.04575 164 127 26 11
954 I'm putting a positive spin on it. 1.2927 0.03961 164 120 40 4
955 It's my pillow and my lunch. 1.2927 0.04492 164 126 28 10
956 We had such a success with grilling on the subway, so... 1.2927 0.04736 164 129 22 13
957 We're headed to Chicago so this will be deep dish. 1.2927 0.03961 164 120 40 4
958 It's to go. 1.2927 0.04323 164 124 32 8
959 Just pretend I am the president and ignore me! 1.2927 0.04492 164 126 28 10
960 So they said my idea was a bit 'pie in the sky', and I thought, 'actually that's an even better idea'. 1.2927 0.04235 164 123 34 7
961 It’s the yeast I could do. 1.2927 0.04575 164 127 26 11
962 The pizza is fresh and cheap, it's the delivery charge that's high. 1.2927 0.03866 164 119 42 3
963 I can only fly with the help of my emotional support pizza 1.2927 0.04408 164 125 30 9
964 I don’t have the dough for business class. 1.2927 0.04235 164 123 34 7
965 If I can toss it all the way to N.Y., I get the job. 1.2927 0.04235 164 123 34 7
966 It's part of our new farm to tray table dining experience. 1.2922 0.04113 154 113 37 4
967 My secret is to get the dough to rise...up to 39,000 feet. 1.2919 0.03905 161 117 41 3
968 I'm from Bakersfield, born and bread. 1.2919 0.03594 161 114 47 0
969 What else is a pizza professional supposed to do for 3 hrs, read? 1.2919 0.04099 161 119 37 5
970 I miss the days when your boss didn't expect you to work on flights 1.2919 0.04099 161 119 37 5
971 If I had more dough I’d be flying First Class. 1.2909 0.04469 165 127 28 10
972 Our toppings include pretzels and peanuts. 1.2901 0.04690 162 127 23 12
973 For deep-dish. we prefer the submarine. 1.2901 0.04607 162 126 25 11
974 I find it hard to leave my work at home. 1.2901 0.04170 162 121 35 6
975 I had to gate-check the pepperoni, so this is just cheese. 1.2901 0.04170 162 121 35 6
976 The secret ingredient is stale cabin air. 1.2901 0.04170 162 121 35 6
977 These new expanded delivery zones are ridiculous. 1.2901 0.03682 162 116 45 1
978 If you want to buy a meal they don't take credit cards, only dough. 1.2901 0.04170 162 121 35 6
979 My wife called this a pie in the sky idea. 1.2901 0.04078 162 120 37 5
980 Do you want to see how I got the pepperoni past TSA? 1.2901 0.04523 162 125 27 10
981 It's better than tossing my cookies. 1.2901 0.04607 162 126 25 11
982 It's better than peanuts...and it can be used as a flotation device. 1.2901 0.04261 162 122 33 7
983 Shoot, did I leave the oven on? 1.2901 0.04170 162 121 35 6
984 We're expanding our delivery. 1.2901 0.04607 162 126 25 11
985 The cost of the airline snacks is too expensive. 1.2901 0.04438 162 124 29 9
986 Yes, we pride ourselves in offering the freshest delivery anywhere in the world. 1.2901 0.04523 162 125 27 10
987 It's a special high altitude recipe. 1.2901 0.04261 162 122 33 7
988 No, I don't think flipping almost ought to be illegal. 1.2901 0.04170 162 121 35 6
989 You don't see THIS on a sushi train. 1.2901 0.04261 162 122 33 7
990 Can you believe they made me check my calzones? 1.2901 0.04170 162 121 35 6
991 Is this your first time on Air France? 1.2901 0.04350 162 123 31 8
992 You’ll have to excuse my therapy dough, it has a tendency to rise during take off. 1.2893 0.04218 159 119 34 6
993 Ah, 'plain', as in 'no toppings', like a margherita? That would make way more sense. 1.2893 0.04218 159 119 34 6
994 I know its sounds like pie - in - the - sky, but it gives me pizza mind. 1.2893 0.04311 159 120 32 7
995 I can't afford a therapy dog. 1.2893 0.03924 159 116 40 3
996 It helps me to relax on planes, but you're the first person to notice. 1.2893 0.04492 159 122 28 9
997 Well, yes, it is a bit pie in the sky. 1.2893 0.03822 159 115 42 2
998 Both of us are just doing our jobs. 1.2893 0.04218 159 119 34 6
999 The hard part's finding fresh basil on board. 1.2893 0.04311 159 120 32 7
1000 Wanna toss for the aisle seat? 1.2885 0.03860 156 113 41 2
1001 The trick is adjusting for the altitude. 1.2885 0.03860 156 113 41 2
1002 Only schmucks eat the peanuts 1.2885 0.03639 156 111 45 0
1003 It's complimentary! 1.2885 0.04068 156 115 37 4
1004 Its OK. I've got it in airplane mode.... 1.2876 0.04416 153 116 30 7
1005 I prefer to make my dough on the fly. 1.2875 0.04555 160 124 26 10
1006 I'm hoping this new crust really takes off. 1.2875 0.04288 160 121 32 7
1007 They've added a Domino's Hotspot to the cockpit, so here I am. 1.2875 0.04555 160 124 26 10
1008 Why? Captive audience. 1.2875 0.04195 160 120 34 6
1009 The captain said we were free to rise. 1.2875 0.04379 160 122 30 8
1010 It’s better than tossing your cookies. 1.2875 0.04003 160 118 38 4
1011 Please bake your own pizza before helping a child with theirs. 1.2875 0.04195 160 120 34 6
1012 I thought I'd get a little work done on the plane, you know? 1.2875 0.03697 160 115 44 1
1013 I kneaded something to do. 1.2875 0.04379 160 122 30 8
1014 Working remotely has its ups and downs. 1.2875 0.04195 160 120 34 6
1015 Hello! I'd like to talk to you about Jesus... 1.2875 0.04888 160 128 18 14
1016 Our pizza is flying off the shelf. 1.2857 0.04487 154 118 28 8
1017 I'm hoping to join the Mile High Pie Club. 1.2857 0.03878 154 112 40 2
1018 I need to learn how to knit. 1.2857 0.04672 154 120 24 10
1019 Obey me or I will take away your mouth, too. 1.2857 0.04580 154 119 26 9
1020 It's Kanye again; this time instead of curry, he wanted pizza. 1.2848 0.04498 158 122 27 9
1021 High altitudes make the dough lighter. 1.2848 0.04407 158 121 29 8
1022 It’s the Mile High Pizza Club. The taste is so so, but the memories are amazing. 1.2848 0.04587 158 123 25 10
1023 They asked me to leave it in the overhead but I knead the dough. 1.2848 0.04498 158 122 27 9
1024 You might be wondering about the rotation in the Southern Hemisphere. 1.2848 0.03923 158 116 39 3
1025 Once we reach cruising altitude, it will be the world record. 1.2848 0.04025 158 117 37 4
1026 The pocket fidget just wasn’t enough for me any more. 1.2848 0.04587 158 123 25 10
1027 It's a great new service we offer. In first class I make sausage! 1.2848 0.04407 158 121 29 8
1028 In case anyone asks where my hands were during this flight. 1.2848 0.04587 158 123 25 10
1029 You know what they say: dress for the job you want. I'm actually the pilot! 1.2848 0.04498 158 122 27 9
1030 I find this is the best way to get the dough to rise. 1.2848 0.04498 158 122 27 9
1031 I just got tired of all the airline food jokes. 1.2848 0.04315 158 120 31 7
1032 Pie In the Sky Pizza guarantees delivery within 6 hours, or it's free. 1.2848 0.04220 158 119 33 6
1033 Yeah, I used my miles to upgrade so I had some dough leftover. 1.2848 0.04407 158 121 29 8
1034 They closed the galley to make room for more seats. 1.2848 0.04315 158 120 31 7
1035 True, Hawaii is a little ways from Chicago, but we promise prompt delivery, and we promise it will be fresh. 1.2848 0.04315 158 120 31 7
1036 I don't own a laptop. 1.2840 0.04419 162 125 28 9
1037 I'm on my way to PizzaCon. 1.2839 0.04366 155 118 30 7
1038 It's just a nervous habit. 1.2839 0.04461 155 119 28 8
1039 I'm a frequent pie-er. 1.2839 0.04735 155 122 22 11
1040 It'll be ready by 30,000 feet or it's free. 1.2839 0.04170 155 116 34 5
1041 I hope you don't mind me working on the plane. 1.2839 0.04554 155 120 26 9
1042 It keeps me off the armrests. 1.2839 0.04461 155 119 28 8
1043 Well, you brought your work with you, so why shouldn't I? 1.2839 0.04068 155 115 36 4
1044 This is for here and to go? 1.2839 0.04822 155 123 20 12
1045 Because my pasta machine didn't make it through the metal detector 1.2839 0.04170 155 116 34 5
1046 You ever had a mile-high club sandwich? 1.2829 0.03782 152 110 41 1
1047 It's not my carry-on if I keep flipping. 1.2829 0.04420 152 116 29 7
1048 Some of these to-go orders are ridiculous. 1.2829 0.04113 152 113 35 4
1049 My career as a pizza chef is about to take off! 1.2829 0.04320 152 115 31 6
1050 Tossing the dough high in the air makes for the best pies 1.2829 0.04006 152 112 37 3
1051 Pizza to go? 1.2810 0.04491 153 118 27 8
1052 I'd use my laptop but the pie-fi is down 1.2810 0.04679 153 120 23 10
1053 I'm late for work. 1.2810 0.04491 153 118 27 8
1054 Would you have preferred I brought my emotional support pony? 1.2810 0.04395 153 117 29 7
1055 Yeah, 1st class has more elbow room but they require more dough 1.2810 0.04491 153 118 27 8
1056 I've never been a fan of airplane food. 1.2810 0.04491 153 118 27 8
1057 I am catching up on my work just like you and everyone else here. 1.2810 0.03762 153 111 41 1
1058 I'm part of the "fresh New York Pizza delivery to California" program. 1.2810 0.04491 153 118 27 8
1059 I find it rises faster at this altitude. 1.2810 0.04491 153 118 27 8
1060 When over Rome. 1.2810 0.03984 153 113 37 3
1061 You’re stuck back here with me unless you pay for a seat in lasagna class. 1.2810 0.04194 153 115 33 5
1062 This is nothing. Just wait for some turbulence. 1.2810 0.04296 153 116 31 6
1063 Well, the commute isn't great, but I can't complain about the dough! 1.2810 0.04586 153 119 25 9
1064 I’m the newest member of the mile pie club. 1.2810 0.04296 153 116 31 6
1065 Funny, I can't remember if I washed my hands. 1.2810 0.04586 153 119 25 9
1066 I'm traveling for work, too! 1.2810 0.04491 153 118 27 8
1067 I just can't seem to leave my work at the office. 1.2810 0.04091 153 114 35 4
1068 You bye 'em, we fly 'em. 1.2810 0.04395 153 117 29 7
1069 I get great hang time on descents. 1.2800 0.04347 150 114 30 6
1070 I just couldn't stand the airplane food 1.2800 0.04243 150 113 32 5
1071 Its up in the air 1.2800 0.04347 150 114 30 6
1072 It gives me something to do with my hands 1.2800 0.03798 150 109 40 1
1073 Business has really taken off. 1.2781 0.04522 151 117 26 8
1074 I always throw up on airplanes 1.2781 0.04713 151 119 22 10
1075 I always bring some work along on a flight. It makes the time go more quickly, and gives me a head start on the rest of the workday. 1.2781 0.04522 151 117 26 8
1076 It’s my emotional-support pizza 1.2781 0.04322 151 115 30 6
1077 I was limited to three ounces of red sauce. 1.2781 0.04219 151 114 32 5
1078 My career is a little up in the air right now 1.2781 0.04423 151 116 28 7
1079 Excuse me. Do you happen to have any anchovies? 1.2781 0.04619 151 118 24 9
1080 I only had enough dough for coach. 1.2781 0.04522 151 117 26 8
1081 Would you knead this while I use the restroom? 1.2781 0.04423 151 116 28 7
1082 I just got tired of peanuts 1.2781 0.04522 151 117 26 8
1083 So, would you like to make a little dough? 1.2781 0.04219 151 114 32 5
1084 Sorry. It's for the folks in first class. 1.2781 0.04619 151 118 24 9
1085 No question - no phones, no interruptions, you can actually get some work done on a plane. 1.2781 0.04522 151 117 26 8
1086 I'm not a fan of airline food. 1.2781 0.04322 151 115 30 6
1087 I've got to make it Boise by 5 pm, or it's free." 1.2781 0.04522 151 117 26 8
1088 I promised the wife I'd bring home dinner. 1.2781 0.04423 151 116 28 7
1089 I'm a member of the mile-pie club. 1.2781 0.04219 151 114 32 5
1090 "It all started when the moon hit my eye..." Hilary A. Kaplan, Silver Spring, MD 1.2781 0.04713 151 119 22 10
1091 Looks a bit like pie in the sky if you ask me. 1.2781 0.04322 151 115 30 6
1092 You don't get this kinda service on JetBlue 1.2781 0.04322 151 115 30 6
1093 The secret is the dry, foul air. 1.2774 0.04534 155 121 25 9
1094 Online orders take priority. The woman sitting in front of you is in front of you. 1.2763 0.04398 152 117 28 7
1095 Yes, but our” 30 minutes or it’s free “ pledge is killing us 1.2763 0.04398 152 117 28 7
1096 Some fly first class...I fly cooking class. 1.2763 0.04398 152 117 28 7
1097 I think we should see other people. 1.2759 0.04641 145 113 24 8
1098 Delivery promises have gotten way out of hand. 1.2759 0.04429 145 111 28 6
1099 If I don’t get there in 30 minutes, it’s free 1.2752 0.04936 149 120 17 12
1100 TSA kept the sauce and pepperoni. 1.2752 0.04553 149 116 25 8
1101 I'm actually much more productive when I'm not in the kitchen 1.2752 0.04553 149 116 25 8
1102 I can only bring 100 ml sauce. 1.2752 0.04349 149 114 29 6
1103 It gives the crust a light and airy texture. 1.2752 0.04453 149 115 27 7
1104 Please read me the rest of the recipe? 1.2752 0.04652 149 117 23 9
1105 Its take-out for the crew, they don't eat airline food. 1.2752 0.04453 149 115 27 7
1106 We had an order for pizza and wings. 1.2752 0.04244 149 113 31 5
1107 We guarantee fresh, hot pizza within a 35,000 foot radius. 1.2752 0.04652 149 117 23 9
1108 I started with balloon animals, but this is way more uplifting. 1.2752 0.04349 149 114 29 6
1109 I find I’m able to get a lot of work done on these longer flights. 1.2752 0.04453 149 115 27 7
1110 Excuse me, miss? Can you please turn the volume down on your computer? 1.2752 0.04244 149 113 31 5
1111 How many are watching our live feed now? 1.2752 0.04748 149 118 21 10
1112 You ever try a mile high pie? 1.2752 0.04453 149 115 27 7
1113 Actually, I don't mind the commute. I get a lot of work done. 1.2752 0.04453 149 115 27 7
1114 For the whole pizza, you have to be in First Class. 1.2752 0.03793 149 109 39 1
1115 When this sucker gets within throwing distance, we'll see how the moon likes a pizza pie to the eye. 1.2752 0.04453 149 115 27 7
1116 I'm not giving them $4 for a lousy bag of nuts. 1.2752 0.04244 149 113 31 5
1117 We recently expanded our delivery area. 1.2752 0.04136 149 112 33 4
1118 Sorry, extra large is not available in Economy Class. 1.2752 0.03793 149 109 39 1
1119 This should set a new record for the highest toss. 1.2752 0.04453 149 115 27 7
1120 I constantly feel out of place. 1.2752 0.03671 149 108 41 0
1121 It tastes better when I’m high. 1.2752 0.04553 149 116 25 8
1122 Wait 'til you see how I bake this thing! 1.2752 0.04652 149 117 23 9
1123 PizzaNow dot com. Where do you work? 1.2752 0.04349 149 114 29 6
1124 I've found that turbulence makes for a lighter crust. 1.2752 0.04748 149 118 21 10
1125 The key is to really get some air under it. 1.2752 0.04652 149 117 23 9
1126 The TSA took my sauce, but they forgot about the sausage. 1.2752 0.04349 149 114 29 6
1127 It's the yeast of my worries. 1.2752 0.04553 149 116 25 8
1128 I usually try to get a little work done on my flight. 1.2752 0.04453 149 115 27 7
1129 ”When I was CEO of Papa John’s, I flew in the company jet. 1.2752 0.04244 149 113 31 5
1130 Pizza? No, not at all—why do you ask? 1.2752 0.04244 149 113 31 5
1131 I figured I couldn't lose by selling pie in the sky. 1.2752 0.04349 149 114 29 6
1132 It’s a high altitude recipe. 1.2752 0.04652 149 117 23 9
1133 We're calling it pie in the sky. 1.2752 0.04553 149 116 25 8
1134 As a matter of fact this is my first time flying! How could you tell? 1.2752 0.04025 149 111 35 3
1135 Just trying to catch up on a little work before we land. 1.2752 0.03910 149 110 37 2
1136 Yeah the workshop is in Tuscany, but it's technically a business trip so I figure I should get some work done. 1.2752 0.04652 149 117 23 9
1137 I forgot to restrict the postal code for food delivery 1.2752 0.04244 149 113 31 5
1138 The extra legroom is absolutely worth the dough. 1.2752 0.03910 149 110 37 2
1139 When the Moon Hits the Sky Like a Big Pizza Pie, that's... 1.2752 0.04244 149 113 31 5
1140 I’m known around the world for making first class pizza 1.2740 0.04403 146 112 28 6
1141 I've always wanted to join the Mile Pie club. 1.2740 0.04613 146 114 24 8
1142 Our pizza deliveries take a while, but they’re fresh. 1.2740 0.04613 146 114 24 8
1143 We've reached 35,000 feet. Email Ripley's. 1.2740 0.04403 146 112 28 6
1144 It makes for a lighter crust. 1.2740 0.04294 146 111 30 5
1145 … it's unleavened. 1.2740 0.04403 146 112 28 6
1146 Can you Google "No-Bake Pizzas?" 1.2740 0.04613 146 114 24 8
1147 Don't worry, I'm with Uber Eats. 1.2740 0.04294 146 111 30 5
1148 On top of that, if we get delayed I gotta give it to 'em free. 1.2740 0.04509 146 113 26 7
1149 It needs to rise. 1.2740 0.04403 146 112 28 6
1150 You don’t want to know where the pepperoni is. 1.2740 0.04613 146 114 24 8
1151 Well, it's kind of a working vacation. 1.2740 0.04403 146 112 28 6
1152 You can bring pretty much anything on if you have TSA Precheck. 1.2740 0.04613 146 114 24 8
1153 The butcher and candlestick maker are in first class." Barbara Druskoff 867 El Caminito Rd Fallbrook, CA 92028 760 723 045 1.2740 0.04294 146 111 30 5
1154 The key to a thin crust is altitude. 1.2733 0.04427 150 116 27 7
1155 TSA agents need to relax, it's not like I'm making a soufflé 1.2721 0.04377 147 113 28 6
1156 The hard part is getting the pepperoni through security. 1.2714 0.04282 140 106 30 4
1157 I didn't think I was cured but I guess the mental hospital needed the bed. 1.2714 0.04516 140 108 26 6
1158 Fresh, local pizza. On a plane. Where they don't serve meals anymore. Lady, I'm gonna make a fortune" 1.2714 0.04161 140 105 32 3
1159 We’re guarenteed to arrive in thirty minutes or less 1.2708 0.04320 144 110 29 5
1160 I have found that the recirculated air gives it a certain je ne sais pas. 1.2708 0.04540 144 112 25 7
1161 Trying to come up with a pie in the sky idea. 1.2708 0.04850 144 115 19 10
1162 I'm in a pizza dough tossing contest. I figure 30,000 feet should be a winner. 1.2708 0.04207 144 109 31 4
1163 So: pre-flight you chose the vegetarian option, is that correct? 1.2708 0.04207 144 109 31 4
1164 They’re charging so much for inflight meals now... 1.2708 0.04207 144 109 31 4
1165 I figure everyone else gets to work on the plane, so why can't I? 1.2708 0.04320 144 110 29 5
1166 So, you'd rather I'd brought my baby? 1.2708 0.04320 144 110 29 5
1167 We take our 30-minutes-and-fresh delivery promise seriously. 1.2708 0.03845 144 106 37 1
1168 So, obviously, I’ll likely knead both armrests. 1.2708 0.04749 144 114 21 9
1169 That's a good question. 1.2708 0.04645 144 113 23 8
1170 Delivery in 30 minutes or its free! 1.2708 0.04645 144 113 23 8
1171 It said to use plane flour 1.2708 0.04540 144 112 25 7
1172 Des Moines. Where are you from? 1.2708 0.04850 144 115 19 10
1173 Yeah, it’s a good opportunity to catch up on a little work. 1.2708 0.04540 144 112 25 7
1174 And that’s why I became an Air Marshall. 1.2708 0.04431 144 111 27 6
1175 It's the original fidget spinner. 1.2708 0.04850 144 115 19 10
1176 I think you should consider ordering your topping choices now. 1.2708 0.04207 144 109 31 4
1177 It's more difficult than I imagined, trying to get some work done on the plane. 1.2708 0.04207 144 109 31 4
1178 He was my uncle, and it's actually pronounced 'Boy-AIR Dee.' 1.2708 0.04089 144 108 33 3
1179 Listen kid, you really can move up in the world if you have the dough. 1.2708 0.04645 144 113 23 8
1180 An upgrade would have been a better use of the extra dough” 1.2708 0.04540 144 112 25 7
1181 I'm trying to quit looking at my phone. 1.2708 0.04645 144 113 23 8
1182 Don't judge me, you know airline food. 1.2708 0.04320 144 110 29 5
1183 If you want to see a real trick, join me out on the wing when I bake this baby in the engine's afterburner! 1.2708 0.04089 144 108 33 3
1184 The captain is very particular about the crust. 1.2708 0.04540 144 112 25 7
1185 Would you check with the steward and see if they've got any basil? 1.2708 0.04645 144 113 23 8
1186 In First Class there's a pizza oven. 1.2708 0.04540 144 112 25 7
1187 They said I would make more dough working for the airlines" 1.2708 0.04949 144 116 17 11
1188 TSA confiscated the anchovies. 1.2681 0.04308 138 105 29 4
1189 If you knead any dough, I'm your man. 1.2681 0.04308 138 105 29 4
1190 I like to think of it as my pie in the sky. 1.2681 0.04308 138 105 29 4
1191 Of course if you want it cooked you'll have to upgrade to first class. 1.2676 0.04460 142 110 26 6
1192 No more paying extra for in-flight meals for me. 1.2676 0.04571 142 111 24 7
1193 That’s correct miss, you’re in hell. Welcome.” 1.2676 0.04679 142 112 22 8
1194 Hope this doesn't disturb you. 1.2676 0.04347 142 109 28 5
1195 They said I wasn't tossing the dough high enough... 1.2676 0.04679 142 112 22 8
1196 Mile Pie Club 1.2676 0.04460 142 110 26 6
1197 The turbulence really makes my job a breeze. 1.2676 0.04784 142 113 20 9
1198 The cabin pressure causes the dough to rise more. 1.2676 0.04571 142 111 24 7
1199 I guess you could say we deliver. 1.2676 0.04347 142 109 28 5
1200 I can’t sleep on planes, so I might as well get some work done. 1.2676 0.04571 142 111 24 7
1201 It’s my service dough. I can’t travel without it. 1.2676 0.04460 142 110 26 6
1202 I'm always bringing my work home with me. 1.2676 0.04679 142 112 22 8
1203 Once I get the hang of it, they'll let me back in the galley. 1.2676 0.04111 142 107 32 3
1204 I have a bet with my friends about who can get published in the New York Times cartoon section. 1.2676 0.04679 142 112 22 8
1205 I have a wager with Mario that I can toss my dough higher than he can. 1.2676 0.04230 142 108 30 4
1206 The airline wanted more dough. 1.2676 0.04460 142 110 26 6
1207 TSA took my tomato sauce, so I'm making cheese sticks instead. 1.2676 0.04679 142 112 22 8
1208 I was telling my boss about a pie in the sky idea ... 1.2676 0.04111 142 107 32 3
1209 These days lots of people bring their work with them on vacation. 1.2676 0.04460 142 110 26 6
1210 You working? So am I. 1.2676 0.04347 142 109 28 5
1211 Care for a hair net ? 1.2662 0.04401 139 107 27 5
1212 We fly in the freshest ingredients daily. 1.2662 0.04281 139 106 29 4
1213 What kind of work do I do? It's sort of up in the air. 1.2662 0.04518 139 108 25 6
1214 When the airlines banned peanuts I sensed on opportunity" 1.2662 0.04632 139 109 23 7
1215 If you tell them it's emotional support dough, they'll let you take it on for free. 1.2662 0.04157 139 105 31 3
1216 I can never read on planes. 1.2662 0.04518 139 108 25 6
1217 It's my carry-out luggage. 1.2662 0.04518 139 108 25 6
1218 I don't mind that we have to make our own meals now -- it's getting the sauce into those three-ounce containers past the TSA. 1.2662 0.04157 139 105 31 3
1219 I don’t know why they wouldn’t sell me a first-class ticket. It’s not like I don’t have the dough. 1.2662 0.04281 139 106 29 4
1220 It all started with a peanut allergy 1.2662 0.04518 139 108 25 6
1221 Who do you think makes the pie in the sky? 1.2662 0.04401 139 107 27 5
1222 I'm no expert, but I think laptops make it harder for people to take a break and leave their jobs at the office. 1.2662 0.04743 139 110 21 8
1223 I have to keep going until we land because they made me check my oven. 1.2662 0.04281 139 106 29 4
1224 I really need a vacation 1.2662 0.04518 139 108 25 6
1225 It always calms me down when I fly. 1.2662 0.04518 139 108 25 6
1226 Just you wait till they ask if there's a chef aboard 1.2662 0.04157 139 105 31 3
1227 I always bring my own snacks. 1.2662 0.04632 139 109 23 7
1228 In retrospect, maybe cross-country delivery wasn't the best idea. 1.2662 0.04518 139 108 25 6
1229 The PR people checked.Guiness has no rules for how to define the highest pizza flip. 1.2662 0.04632 139 109 23 7
1230 It's not delivery, it's DiGiorno! 1.2662 0.04518 139 108 25 6
1231 Well, it's always been one of those "pie-in-the-sky" dreams of mine. 1.2662 0.04518 139 108 25 6
1232 I'm with Pie In The Sky pizza. 1.2662 0.04958 139 112 17 10
1233 I knead something to keep me calm. 1.2662 0.04281 139 106 29 4
1234 First time? Oh, no, I throw up on planes all the time. 1.2662 0.04401 139 107 27 5
1235 Of course it helps to have TSA pre-check. 1.2662 0.04518 139 108 25 6
1236 Do you mind using headphones? You’re being rude and I have to concentrate. 1.2662 0.04743 139 110 21 8
1237 'No, you have to buy the whole pie!" 1.2662 0.04401 139 107 27 5
1238 This is my emotional support pizza dough. 1.2662 0.04401 139 107 27 5
1239 At least I'm not reclining my seat. 1.2662 0.04632 139 109 23 7
1240 It takes even more dough to sit in first class. 1.2662 0.04518 139 108 25 6
1241 Peanuts are 'out.' Pizza is in. Grab the tomato sauce from my seat pocket, would 'ya? 1.2662 0.04632 139 109 23 7
1242 Bake it? Heavens no, this is my emotional support pizza dough. 1.2662 0.04632 139 109 23 7
1243 I get my emotional support from yeast 1.2662 0.04852 139 111 19 9
1244 The leg room may be gone, but I am definitely taking advantage of the increased headroom. 1.2662 0.04157 139 105 31 3
1245 I had to fork over some serious dough for this flight. 1.2662 0.04518 139 108 25 6
1246 It helps me relax. 1.2662 0.04401 139 107 27 5
1247 The bankers called all of my ideas pie in the sky, and then it hit me. 1.2661 0.05475 109 87 15 7
1248 You eating in or taking out? 1.2657 0.03837 143 106 36 1
1249 We deliver fresh, world wide! 1.2647 0.04205 136 103 30 3
1250 On the subway yesterday I whipped up a Baked Alaska. 1.2647 0.04074 136 102 32 2
1251 I know. Some people can be so annoying on planes. 1.2647 0.04205 136 103 30 3
1252 My business is really up in the air! 1.2647 0.04074 136 102 32 2
1253 The guy in 17D ordered on Grub Hub. 1.2647 0.04457 136 105 26 5
1254 Actually you're lucky. The guy who makes the sauce is seated way up front. 1.2647 0.04333 136 104 28 4
1255 Really, it’s all about constant practice. 1.2647 0.04333 136 104 28 4
1256 How did you know I'm Albanian? 1.2647 0.04695 136 107 22 7
1257 Would you kindly take over for me while I use the rest room, please? 1.2647 0.04333 136 104 28 4
1258 Because I have difficulty keeping my hands to myself. 1.2643 0.04489 140 109 25 6
1259 This is why I prefer business class. 1.2632 0.04255 133 101 29 3
1260 I'm just hoping I don't get hand-tossed out of here. 1.2632 0.04255 133 101 29 3
1261 'Autopilot this, autopilot that. Let's see that piece of electronic junk do this' 1.2632 0.04515 133 103 25 5
1262 Welcome to my new restaurant, Air Fare. 1.2632 0.04515 133 103 25 5
1263 I once had a pizzeria in first-class. 1.2632 0.04387 133 102 27 4
1264 If the plane's late it's free! 1.2632 0.04640 133 104 23 6
1265 I like to get a little work in on the train. 1.2632 0.04515 133 103 25 5
1266 Do you think he would mind if I asked him to turn down his music? 1.2632 0.04761 133 105 21 7
1267 I left my computer at home 1.2628 0.04548 137 107 24 6
1268 The altitude is the secret... 1.2628 0.04548 137 107 24 6
1269 I always work on the plane too. 1.2628 0.04548 137 107 24 6
1270 It's the oven that will be the problem. 1.2628 0.03914 137 102 34 1
1271 Ever heard of Pie in the Sky? 1.2628 0.04548 137 107 24 6
1272 So, I said to the gate attendant, 'But, I have a lot of dough! Can't I sit in First Class?' ... She didn't think it was funny, either. 1.2628 0.04428 137 106 26 5
1273 I finally got the dough to rise. 1.2628 0.04778 137 109 20 8
1274 Welcome to my pop-up parlor: Pie in the Sky 1.2628 0.04049 137 103 32 2
1275 I'm attempting the first N.Y. to L.A. continuous pizza toss. 1.2628 0.04665 137 108 22 7
1276 Actually I‘m not throwing the dough, I‘m afraid we are loosing height 1.2628 0.04778 137 109 20 8
1277 Just catching up on work 1.2628 0.04548 137 107 24 6
1278 Some people knit, I knead. 1.2628 0.04428 137 106 26 5
1279 Ok, just don’t flip out. 1.2628 0.04665 137 108 22 7
1280 Actually, it’s baking it at this elevation that’s the hard part. 1.2628 0.04778 137 109 20 8
1281 and from then on I've never eaten the airplane food 1.2628 0.04548 137 107 24 6
1282 It gets a rise out of people every time! 1.2628 0.04665 137 108 22 7
1283 First, I toss the dough 41,002 feet in the air... 1.2628 0.04548 137 107 24 6
1284 And our topping selections include - peanuts. 1.2628 0.04889 137 110 18 9
1285 I'm going for the highest pizza dough toss record. 1.2628 0.04049 137 103 32 2
1286 It helps the yeast rise. 1.2628 0.04548 137 107 24 6
1287 Yeah, I like to take my work with me too 1.2624 0.04346 141 109 27 5
1288 If you want deep dish, the pilot has to lower the air pressure in the cabin. 1.2624 0.04228 141 108 29 4
1289 This cartoon doesn't make any sense to me either. 1.2624 0.04683 141 112 21 8
1290 What can I say, my therapist was out of Xanax. 1.2624 0.04574 141 111 23 7
1291 I can’t believe I got this through security. 1.2624 0.04228 141 108 29 4
1292 It’s only a deep dish if we crash. 1.2624 0.04574 141 111 23 7
1293 The trick is to factor in our air speed. 1.2624 0.04107 141 107 31 3
1294 Mind if I look something up? 1.2624 0.04461 141 110 25 6
1295 I've found it's the best way to get the dough to rise. 1.2612 0.04228 134 102 29 3
1296 Have you heard of the mile high pizza pie club? 1.2612 0.04228 134 102 29 3
1297 I usually fly Alitalia. 1.2595 0.04414 131 101 26 4
1298 Always dress for the job you want. 1.2595 0.04139 131 99 30 2
1299 It's 30,000 miles for plain cheese or 60,000 for pepperoni. 1.2593 0.04928 135 109 17 9
1300 ... so I quit Subway to go freelance. 1.2593 0.04331 135 104 27 4
1301 I wouldn't have this leftover dough if I had flown first class. 1.2593 0.03786 135 100 35 0
1302 I have to get to the International Pizza Makers qualifying round as soon as we land in Rome. This is my only time to practice. 1.2593 0.04456 135 105 25 5
1303 It was going to be matzo, but the flight was so late, the dough levened. 1.2593 0.04579 135 106 23 6
1304 The airline thinks it's a money-maker. I say it's just pie in the sky. 1.2593 0.04456 135 105 25 5
1305 We've had a really hard time getting this gluten free crust to rise. 1.2593 0.04331 135 104 27 4
1306 I’ve been much more productive since I started working during my commute. 1.2593 0.04579 135 106 23 6
1307 Hey, it's not easy competing with Uber Eats. 1.2593 0.04067 135 102 31 2
1308 No, the Xray and microwaves don't seem to have affected the dough at all. 1.2593 0.04331 135 104 27 4
1309 Most women are only interested in my dough. 1.2593 0.04579 135 106 23 6
1310 I'm not just some pie in the sky dreamer; I have a falafel cart at 9th and Chestnut. 1.2593 0.04928 135 109 17 9
1311 My pizzas are known for their air pockets. 1.2593 0.04698 135 107 21 7
1312 It's the new artisan fidget spinner. It's great for those of us who can't get our support peacocks through security. 1.2593 0.04456 135 105 25 5
1313 You wouldn't believe what the cabin pressure does for my dough. 1.2593 0.04331 135 104 27 4
1314 Instead of allowing comfort pets, the airlines are offering comfort foods. 1.2593 0.04331 135 104 27 4
1315 Yeah you need a lot of dough for these seats. 1.2593 0.04579 135 106 23 6
1316 With only 50,000 miles and a little more dough, I would have been in first class. 1.2593 0.04456 135 105 25 5
1317 Three hours or it's free. 1.2593 0.04331 135 104 27 4
1318 Some people need to know. I knead the dough. 1.2593 0.04579 135 106 23 6
1319 You won't believe what yeast can do at 40,000 feet. 1.2593 0.04331 135 104 27 4
1320 I am in a pizza tossing contest to see who can toss their dough the highest. There are no rules... 1.2593 0.04579 135 106 23 6
1321 Is the hat a bit much? 1.2593 0.04456 135 105 25 5
1322 The brick oven was a real squeeze to get in the overhead compartment. 1.2593 0.04201 135 103 29 3
1323 I'm studying for my culinary school final. 1.2593 0.04579 135 106 23 6
1324 No, actually the hard part is when I'm done and have to use the tray table to put on the toppings. 1.2593 0.04201 135 103 29 3
1325 I always wanted to be a pilot. Unfortunately, that dream is just a pie in the sky. 1.2593 0.04698 135 107 21 7
1326 A dozen of them pays for the flight. The rest is pure marinara. 1.2576 0.04641 132 104 22 6
1327 I find the dough rises better up here 1.2576 0.04641 132 104 22 6
1328 Why not? Everyone else is doing their work on the plane. 1.2576 0.04515 132 103 24 5
1329 The best part about freelancing is that I can work from anywhere 1.2576 0.04764 132 105 20 7
1330 Love to chat, but I've got work to do. 1.2576 0.04385 132 102 26 4
1331 This is one circumstance where turbulence is a good thing! 1.2576 0.03821 132 98 34 0
1332 My great American novel is called, ‘The Dough Also Rises.’ 1.2576 0.04251 132 101 28 3
1333 I am going to a pizza makers convention. And you. 1.2576 0.04764 132 105 20 7
1334 The cabin pressure helps for a thin crust. It's not complicated 1.2576 0.04515 132 103 24 5
1335 You ever heard of the Mile-Pie Club? 1.2576 0.04251 132 101 28 3
1336 Simple really, momentum, plus air passing over a curved surface provides lift! 1.2576 0.04764 132 105 20 7
1337 I'm taking the pop-up concept to a whole new level. 1.2576 0.04641 132 104 22 6
1338 It’s for our new Lighter-than-Air crust. 1.2576 0.04515 132 103 24 5
1339 I used to be an accountant, but now I'm living out my pie-in-the-sky dreams! 1.2576 0.03821 132 98 34 0
1340 Unfortunately, I couldn't get the pepperoni through security. 1.2576 0.04515 132 103 24 5
1341 If it's not Fresh, I don't eat it 1.2576 0.04764 132 105 20 7
1342 I guess my analyst is right when he says I bring my work home with me. 1.2576 0.04385 132 102 26 4
1343 Business or pleasure? 1.2576 0.04641 132 104 22 6
1344 I kneaded something to pass the time. 1.2576 0.04385 132 102 26 4
1345 Now I can write this off as a business expense! 1.2576 0.03969 132 99 32 1
1346 Well my friend said all entrepreneurs will be working on their demo on the flight into SFO 1.2576 0.04515 132 103 24 5
1347 This is nothing. You should see Jeff in First Class with the tomatoes. 1.2576 0.04385 132 102 26 4
1348 Heads or tails? 1.2576 0.04515 132 103 24 5
1349 No I’m not an Air Marshal in disguise...I’m practicing for my Papa John’s job interview 1.2576 0.04385 132 102 26 4
1350 The worse was when the vegan air marshal tried to shoot it down 1.2576 0.04764 132 105 20 7
1351 The current record is 12 hours, 3 minutes. 1.2576 0.04641 132 104 22 6
1352 Unfortunately, I could only bring 3 oz. of tomato sauce. 1.2576 0.04764 132 105 20 7
1353 I forgot my laptop. I have to do something with my hands to make me forget we're traveling at 500 mph, 30,000 ft in the air in a tin can! 1.2576 0.04641 132 104 22 6
1354 I’m not a chef, I’m just hiding my weed in this hat. 1.2576 0.04112 132 100 30 2
1355 The overhead bin was full. 1.2576 0.04641 132 104 22 6
1356 I just set the Guinness record for highest pizza toss. 1.2576 0.04385 132 102 26 4
1357 The boss put “Hot, Fresh Pizza! We deliver anywhere, 24/7!” in the internet ad, and I got the short straw. 1.2576 0.04641 132 104 22 6
1358 The wings will be ready in a few. 1.2576 0.04515 132 103 24 5
1359 The altitude creates a thinner crust. 1.2576 0.04884 132 106 18 8
1360 It's cheaper than the in-flight options 1.2576 0.04641 132 104 22 6
1361 I figured what could possibly be a more underserved market. 1.2574 0.04667 136 108 21 7
1362 It’s her first time flying. 1.2574 0.04782 136 109 19 8
1363 I go everywhere with my emotional support starter. 1.2574 0.04428 136 106 25 5
1364 Long story short, I signed up for the wrong spin class 1.2574 0.04667 136 108 21 7
1365 I challenge any baker to make a dough that rises higher than mine. 1.2574 0.04428 136 106 25 5
1366 I just kneaded to get away. 1.2574 0.04667 136 108 21 7
1367 I really knead the dough. 1.2574 0.04667 136 108 21 7
1368 On my last flight I made blintzes. 1.2574 0.04667 136 108 21 7
1369 Sorry, the pizza is just for first class. 1.2569 0.04772 109 84 22 3
1370 Sorry, this is for first class only. You’ll get a choice of peanuts or chips. 1.2569 0.04772 109 84 22 3
1371 Fine Italian dining is only in Business Class. 1.2558 0.03857 129 96 33 0
1372 You said we could get some work done on the way. 1.2558 0.04011 129 97 31 1
1373 Mind switching seats with my brick oven? 1.2558 0.04302 129 99 27 3
1374 I got tired of airline food. 1.2558 0.04575 129 101 23 5
1375 The dough rises better at altitude. 1.2558 0.04575 129 101 23 5
1376 It’s sky to table. 1.2558 0.04302 129 99 27 3
1377 Got some work to catch up on. 1.2556 0.04732 133 106 20 7
1378 The sous-chef bet I couldn't throw a pizza dough up 20,000 feet in the air. Of course, I had to carry on to prove her wrong. 1.2556 0.04356 133 103 26 4
1379 Interested in joining the mile-pie club? 1.2556 0.04732 133 106 20 7
1380 I'll take mine with pepperoni and extra cheese 1.2556 0.04086 133 101 30 2
1381 The kitchen is a bit cramped 1.2556 0.04610 133 105 22 6
1382 When i booked a self-catering vacation, i was not really expecting this! 1.2547 0.04845 106 82 21 3
1383 It’s an experiment in relativity. And pepperoni. 1.2540 0.04355 126 97 26 3
1384 I only do take out 1.2540 0.04499 126 98 24 4
1385 Thought I'd try to get some work done during the flight... 1.2540 0.04638 126 99 22 5
1386 Hey! You Googled ME! 1.2540 0.04772 126 100 20 6
1387 Well, on flights I like to either sleep the whole way or get some work done. 1.2540 0.04207 126 96 28 2
1388 This is my first pizza delivery training 1.2540 0.03893 126 94 32 0
1389 It said let the dough rise before tossing. 1.2540 0.04355 126 97 26 3
1390 I can’t believe the TSA confiscated my sauce. 1.2540 0.04053 126 95 30 1
1391 This really airs it out. 1.2540 0.04053 126 95 30 1
1392 They said that I could save dough flying coach 1.2538 0.04411 130 101 25 4
1393 Can you believe they said I didn't have enough dough to fly in first class? 1.2538 0.03984 130 98 31 1
1394 In the event of a water landing, I'll get a great crust. 1.2538 0.04544 130 102 23 5
1395 Not only have the seats gotten smaller, they've also done away completely with the brick ovens. 1.2538 0.04544 130 102 23 5
1396 I'm flipping pizza dough in an airplane. 1.2538 0.05041 130 106 15 9
1397 I knead to get over my fear of flying. 1.2538 0.04799 130 104 19 7
1398 I heard they'll bump you to first class if you show you have the dough. 1.2538 0.04673 130 103 21 6
1399 I'm an air marshal . What do you do? 1.2538 0.04799 130 104 19 7
1400 ... and when I get upgraded to business class, I make a nice spaghetti alla puttanesca. 1.2538 0.04673 130 103 21 6
1401 What can I tell you? Long-time client, moved to L.A., just can't do without his New York pizza. 1.2538 0.04673 130 103 21 6
1402 Customers keep ordering plane pizza and I am racking up the frequent flyer miles! 1.2538 0.04411 130 101 25 4
1403 You are doing your work on the plane. Why shouldn’t I do mine? 1.2538 0.04799 130 104 19 7
1404 Sorry, it's only a medium. I didn't have the dough to fly first-class. 1.2538 0.04411 130 101 25 4
1405 The work never stops. 1.2538 0.04411 130 101 25 4
1406 Which shall I make a pizza or a calzone? The decison is pretty much still in the air. 1.2538 0.04411 130 101 25 4
1407 You can't beat the naturally occurring yeasts in here. 1.2538 0.04922 130 105 17 8
1408 Haven't you heard of 'Pie in the Sky'? 1.2538 0.04544 130 102 23 5
1409 It was either this, or pay for another carry-on. 1.2538 0.04799 130 104 19 7
1410 They said this would be fine, but I had to gate-check the sauce. 1.2538 0.04273 130 100 27 3
1411 The dough also rises. 1.2538 0.04922 130 105 17 8
1412 Unfortunately, the pan is in the overhead. 1.2538 0.05041 130 106 15 9
1413 If we encounter turbulence, it will probably land in that lady's hair in front of you. 1.2538 0.04544 130 102 23 5
1414 It provides extra lift. 1.2538 0.04799 130 104 19 7
1415 The crust comes out especially good when there's a lot of turbulence." 1.2538 0.04273 130 100 27 3
1416 Sorry, no pepperoni. You can get it with pretzels or peanuts. 1.2538 0.04673 130 103 21 6
1417 Sorry, I’m a kneady flier. 1.2538 0.04799 130 104 19 7
1418 And I said, "You can't fire me, I quit!" So I just left. 1.2538 0.04544 130 102 23 5
1419 They say it can't be done... but I'll show them. 1.2538 0.04411 130 101 25 4
1420 Would you mind Googling 'Find pepperoni on an airplane' for me? 1.2538 0.04273 130 100 27 3
1421 Ever since they banned manspreading on flights, I've had to think of more creative ways to take up as much space as possible. 1.2524 0.05470 103 83 14 6
1422 It also doubles as a rotation device. 1.2523 0.05327 107 86 15 6
1423 "Yeah, this is it for the entire coach section." 1.2523 0.05159 107 85 17 5
1424 You said you wanted a first class pizza. 1.2520 0.03931 123 92 31 0
1425 So I thought, everybody else is getting work done, why not me. 1.2520 0.04178 127 97 28 2
1426 Makes the crust light and airy. 1.2520 0.04467 127 99 24 4
1427 I get so much work done on these flights! 1.2520 0.03868 127 95 32 0
1428 You do your work, I’ll do mine. 1.2520 0.04467 127 99 24 4
1429 Sorry, Ma'am, it's a business trip. 1.2520 0.04467 127 99 24 4
1430 the landing's the hard part. 1.2520 0.04026 127 96 30 1
1431 Would you believe they only allow 1 carry out on this airline? 1.2519 0.04513 131 103 23 5
1432 I forgot to turn on airplane mode. 1.2519 0.04513 131 103 23 5
1433 Work follows me everywhere I go, too. 1.2519 0.04381 131 102 25 4
1434 Lighter than air! 1.2500 0.04573 128 101 22 5
1435 I'm only 50 flight hours away from my sky chef certification. 1.2500 0.04835 128 103 18 7
1436 It's a skill that travels well. 1.2500 0.04150 128 98 28 2
1437 Wait, let me put this in airplane mode. 1.2500 0.04227 124 95 27 2
1438 This isn't a pie in the sky, it's a bona fide business opportunity! 1.2500 0.04379 124 96 25 3
1439 Did the captain mention whether we'd be landing in 30 minutes or less? 1.2500 0.04437 128 100 24 4
1440 I operate a chain of fly by night pizza seats. 1.2500 0.04227 124 95 27 2
1441 It doubles as a parachute. 1.2500 0.03999 128 97 30 1
1442 Like many professionals, planes are one of the few places that I can get work done uninterupted. 1.2500 0.04669 124 98 21 5
1443 Overseas delivery comes with an additional surcharge, but unlimited toppings. 1.2500 0.04437 128 100 24 4
1444 Ever heard of the mile pie club? 1.2500 0.04296 128 99 26 3
1445 Could you tell the man next to me to turn his music down...its very distracting 1.2500 0.04610 132 105 21 6
1446 Wait until you see me juggle the meatballs. 1.2500 0.04150 128 98 28 2
1447 Just remember to use the high altitude recipe. 1.2500 0.04437 128 100 24 4
1448 I'm actually a sky marshall. Pay me no mind. 1.2500 0.04437 128 100 24 4
1449 Oh, I apologize for trying to immerse myself in the culture BEFORE I get to Italy... 1.2500 0.04437 128 100 24 4
1450 Then we put the dough on the engine and broil for ten minutes. 1.2500 0.04960 128 104 16 8
1451 I used to work for Alitalia 1.2500 0.04835 128 103 18 7
1452 Excuse me m'am, can you not type so loud, it's kind of rude and I'm kind of busy. Thanks." 1.2500 0.03999 128 97 30 1
1453 Guinness. 1.2500 0.04960 128 104 16 8
1454 Dough rises better above 1000 feet. 1.2500 0.04526 124 97 23 4
1455 I'm a therapy baker. 1.2500 0.04296 128 99 26 3
1456 Does your laptop happen to have an oven app? 1.2500 0.04526 124 97 23 4
1457 I have discovered that the dough rises quicker at higher altitudes. 1.2500 0.04437 128 100 24 4
1458 The book said that the most sure fire way to pick up girls was to have some dough. 1.2500 0.04706 128 102 20 6
1459 I’m always looking for an opportunity to make some dough...and impress women. 1.2500 0.04379 124 96 25 3
1460 Excuse me, but is that gluten-free? 1.2500 0.04227 124 95 27 2
1461 I used to be able to make a large. 1.2500 0.04227 124 95 27 2
1462 Are you kidding? Do I look like the type of guy who would get stopped by TSA agents? 1.2500 0.04526 124 97 23 4
1463 Totally allowable, it's my 'emotional support' pie dough. 1.2500 0.03999 128 97 30 1
1464 Couple of plane slices, coming up! 1.2500 0.04573 128 101 22 5
1465 Anytime. Anywhere. Somebody at corporate did not think this through. 1.2500 0.04835 128 103 18 7
1466 Recycled air is good for the dough! 1.2500 0.04296 128 99 26 3
1467 Oh, this? It's my emotional support dough. 1.2500 0.04835 128 103 18 7
1468 I'm taking a break from social media. 1.2500 0.04835 128 103 18 7
1469 What pizza? 1.2500 0.03999 128 97 30 1
1470 Please verity for Guinness that I flipped pizza dough 30,001 feet in the air. 1.2500 0.04573 128 101 22 5
1471 I'm on a rush delivery. 1.2500 0.04706 128 102 20 6
1472 My secret ingredient is germs. 1.2500 0.04437 128 100 24 4
1473 It was hell getting the sauce past TSA. 1.2500 0.04573 128 101 22 5
1474 The sauce is in the hat 1.2500 0.04960 128 104 16 8
1475 You know that self-described famous Italian chef you've been exchanging those romantic messages with...? 1.2500 0.04835 128 103 18 7
1476 Only problem was getting the overhead oven installed 1.2500 0.04960 128 104 16 8
1477 Sometimes it's a challenge to keep to our "fast and fresh" guarantee. 1.2500 0.04437 128 100 24 4
1478 Glad they left me a little dough 1.2500 0.04573 128 101 22 5
1479 Well, everybody's got their own spin, right? 1.2480 0.04495 125 98 23 4
1480 For me, there are loftier goals than a Michelin star. 1.2480 0.04495 125 98 23 4
1481 And its gluten-free 1.2480 0.04773 125 100 19 6
1482 You think they’ll let me bake my emotional support pizza? 1.2480 0.04773 125 100 19 6
1483 You know, this might be your only chance to join the Mile Pie Club. 1.2480 0.04773 125 100 19 6
1484 Guess what I do for a living? 1.2480 0.04906 125 101 17 7
1485 No reason. I just like to throw pizza dough on airplanes. 1.2480 0.04773 125 100 19 6
1486 I have to do this as long as my tray is in its upright and locked position. 1.2480 0.04198 125 96 27 2
1487 It calms me down when I fly... 1.2480 0.04636 125 99 21 5
1488 This airline insists on freshness. 1.2480 0.04773 125 100 19 6
1489 It's my first time flying business 1.2480 0.04495 125 98 23 4
1490 'What I like about flying is, you get a chance to catch up on your work!' 1.2480 0.04495 125 98 23 4
1491 I didn’t have enough dough to go first class. 1.2480 0.04495 125 98 23 4
1492 Oh, it's completely legal alright - Newton's 1st law, you know. 1.2480 0.04906 125 101 17 7
1493 Nobody dresses up for air travel any more 1.2480 0.04495 125 98 23 4
1494 I fly coach because I knead the dough. 1.2480 0.04495 125 98 23 4
1495 It's all about getting air in the dough. 1.2480 0.04773 125 100 19 6
1496 I' studying whether Einstein was right or not: Does time slow down for a pizza on a moving train?___________ 1.2480 0.04636 125 99 21 5
1497 You have to book business class if you want sauce. 1.2480 0.04495 125 98 23 4
1498 And turns out theres some big loopholes for "World Highest Crust Toss" 1.2480 0.04636 125 99 21 5
1499 I'm tired of those pretzels they serve 1.2480 0.04906 125 101 17 7
1500 They took away the kitchen when they made first class roomier. 1.2480 0.04495 125 98 23 4
1501 Folks, although our live broadcast of Kitchens of New York is delayed due to traffic control, let’s go ahead and get started now. 1.2480 0.04636 125 99 21 5
1502 The recycled oxygen really brings out the taste. 1.2480 0.04636 125 99 21 5
1503 I’m headed to the British Baking Show. 1.2480 0.04773 125 100 19 6
1504 Pie in the sky. Go figure. 1.2480 0.04636 125 99 21 5
1505 I choose to take the red-eyes because I knead to get some work done to make some dough. 1.2480 0.04906 125 101 17 7
1506 I heard you're more likely to get an upgrade if you look like you have a lot of dough. 1.2480 0.04906 125 101 17 7
1507 ...and everything just feels like it's up in the air right now. 1.2480 0.04495 125 98 23 4
1508 I'm being deported. And yes, the White House chef is considered a senior administration official. 1.2480 0.05036 125 102 15 8
1509 My prof said, "The dough needs to rise as high as possible." 1.2480 0.04636 125 99 21 5
1510 It's a new pizza delivery system we're piloting. 1.2480 0.04495 125 98 23 4
1511 And they said I'd never get pass TSA with a white headdress. 1.2480 0.04349 125 97 25 3
1512 People just tell me it's pie in the sky 1.2480 0.04495 125 98 23 4
1513 It's more visceral than a fidget spinner, and it helps me justify using the trip as a business expense. 1.2480 0.04636 125 99 21 5
1514 I’m practicing for an interview in Italy 1.2480 0.04773 125 100 19 6
1515 It’s called rising dough. 1.2480 0.04041 125 95 29 1
1516 Do you know where they keep the on-flight oven? 1.2480 0.04773 125 100 19 6
1517 No reason, why do you ask? 1.2480 0.04495 125 98 23 4
1518 It's chick bait. 1.2480 0.04198 125 96 27 2
1519 ... cause I like my dough extra airy. 1.2480 0.04636 125 99 21 5
1520 It's part of our new hotspot delivery service. 1.2480 0.04495 125 98 23 4
1521 My ambition to become a world-renowned chef is just pie-in-the-sky at this point. 1.2480 0.04636 125 99 21 5
1522 They say distraction is good for airplane anxiety. 1.2475 0.04316 101 76 25 0
1523 Do you mind if I turn on my reading light? 1.2460 0.05000 126 103 15 8
1524 I’m testing a new concept of “do-it-yourself” airline food. 1.2460 0.04739 126 101 19 6
1525 One day I realized it makes quite a good fidget device. 1.2460 0.04603 126 100 21 5
1526 I'm using high-altitude flour. 1.2460 0.04319 126 98 25 3
1527 It's pie-on-the-fly 1.2460 0.03852 126 95 31 0
1528 I figured I’d get some work done on the flight. 1.2460 0.04739 126 101 19 6
1529 They better not be out of tomato juice. 1.2460 0.04463 126 99 23 4
1530 I have very specific dietary needs. 1.2460 0.04463 126 99 23 4
1531 Of course you can have pie in the sky, if you have the dough. 1.2460 0.04739 126 101 19 6
1532 I'm trying to prove that the higher you throw it, the better the crust. 1.2460 0.04463 126 99 23 4
1533 Why yes, I was subjected to additional screening? How did you know? 1.2460 0.04603 126 100 21 5
1534 To sit in First Class required more dough. 1.2460 0.04169 126 97 27 2
1535 I really should have bought the meal plan. 1.2460 0.04739 126 101 19 6
1536 You think extra leg room is expensive... 1.2460 0.04603 126 100 21 5
1537 Pizza's always better when you toss it up in the air. 1.2460 0.04739 126 101 19 6
1538 I'm learning to make pizza. What are you doing on your laptop? 1.2460 0.04014 126 96 29 1
1539 It's part of our pie in the sky promotion 1.2460 0.04319 126 98 25 3
1540 We're out of the no-pie zone. 1.2460 0.04014 126 96 29 1
1541 The head chef told me I need to practice tossing it in the air. 1.2460 0.04603 126 100 21 5
1542 It's the only way to get the dough to rise high enough. 1.2460 0.04603 126 100 21 5
1543 I am superstitious. As long as it is in the air, so are we. 1.2460 0.04463 126 99 23 4
1544 I guess I did take him too literally when he asked if I had the dough to fly 1.2460 0.04739 126 101 19 6
1545 Air pockets are my friend. 1.2460 0.04319 126 98 25 3
1546 It’s ‘Iron Chef - Airline Pretzel Edition’. 1.2459 0.04701 122 97 20 5
1547 Ever since then I started packing my own lunch. 1.2459 0.04701 122 97 20 5
1548 Work trips, am I right? 1.2459 0.04555 122 96 22 4
1549 I’m going for the record ...highest pizza toss 1.2459 0.04084 122 93 28 1
1550 I'm not doing this to relax, I'm on a deadline! 1.2459 0.04843 122 98 18 6
1551 Who doesn't like an in-flight pizza? 1.2459 0.04403 122 95 24 3
1552 The recipe said to let the dough rise. 1.2459 0.04403 122 95 24 3
1553 They're trying a new seat-to-tray menu in Coach. 1.2441 0.04432 127 100 23 4
1554 It's part of the "bring your own snacks" thing. 1.2441 0.04432 127 100 23 4
1555 Because I'm in training, their food is terrible, and there's nothing about this in the rules. 1.2441 0.04571 127 101 21 5
1556 You're probably wondering why I'm not in first class the way I toss around my dough. 1.2441 0.04289 127 99 25 3
1557 I'm thinking of calling it "pie in the sky". 1.2441 0.04571 127 101 21 5
1558 I figured for the prices they charge for food on flights these days... 1.2441 0.04706 127 102 19 6
1559 I recently found out from a genetic test that I'm 2.9% Italian. 1.2441 0.04706 127 102 19 6
1560 I'm using a high altitude recipe. 1.2439 0.04217 123 95 26 2
1561 I'd share but they only allowed me to carry on four ounces of sauce. 1.2439 0.04667 123 98 20 5
1562 Let's hope this is the only thing that goes into a flat spin. 1.2439 0.04667 123 98 20 5
1563 Working during my commute gives me a big head start on the day ahead. 1.2439 0.04522 123 97 22 4
1564 The TSA took away my laptop. 1.2439 0.04808 123 99 18 6
1565 I couldn't stand the heat. 1.2439 0.04667 123 98 20 5
1566 It's amazing how productive I am when I'm not constantly being interrupted. 1.2439 0.04944 123 100 16 7
1567 I just can't eat airline food. 1.2439 0.04808 123 99 18 6
1568 What's the deal with airline food? For one, it's always a toss up! 1.2439 0.04667 123 98 20 5
1569 When they said the restaurant would take off, I didn't think they meant literally. 1.2439 0.04522 123 97 22 4
1570 Twenty one thousand six hundred twenty four,twenty one thousand six hundred twenty five,twenty one thousand six hundred twenty six,tw... 1.2439 0.04522 123 97 22 4
1571 The secret is to really let the dough rise. 1.2439 0.04372 123 96 24 3
1572 I hold the record for keeping it in the air longest. 1.2439 0.04667 123 98 20 5
1573 Fasten your seatbelt. I’m about to demonstrate Newton’s third Law of Motion 1.2439 0.04944 123 100 16 7
1574 All my dough is tossed up to about 30,000 feet. 1.2439 0.05207 123 102 12 9
1575 I just needed a letter from my doctor to bring my comfort food on board. 1.2439 0.04372 123 96 24 3
1576 I have to be doing something with my hands. You got any other ideas? 1.2439 0.04217 123 95 26 2
1577 200 more hours and my internship is over 1.2439 0.04667 123 98 20 5
1578 The cabin’s pressure is great for the dough. Also, our customers love how the jet lag ages the pizza so it tastes like their having left overs. It’s the college nostalgia market. 1.2439 0.04808 123 99 18 6
1579 I find plane rides a productive time to get work done. 1.2439 0.04217 123 95 26 2
1580 So I told the TSA guy that it's a non-Newtonian fluid, not a liquid. 1.2439 0.04522 123 97 22 4
1581 I knead to pass the time. 1.2439 0.04372 123 96 24 3
1582 Could you hand me the bag of flour under my seat? 1.2439 0.04667 123 98 20 5
1583 I thought I would take pizza making to the next level. 1.2439 0.04372 123 96 24 3
1584 Has anyone out there seen plaid shirt guy? He was supposed to pick up his order on this flight. 1.2439 0.04372 123 96 24 3
1585 Last week I tried juggling to pass the time on the flight. 1.2439 0.04667 123 98 20 5
1586 The secret to a great crust is New York City water. 1.2439 0.04667 123 98 20 5
1587 You have no idea how much I kneaded this vacation. 1.2439 0.04372 123 96 24 3
1588 I never rely on airplane food. 1.2439 0.04372 123 96 24 3
1589 I’m really good at multi tasking. 1.2439 0.04056 123 94 28 1
1590 Tossing the dough high in the air makes the crust tender. Twenty-five thousand feel is about right." 1.2439 0.04522 123 97 22 4
1591 Just like you, I have trouble leaving work behind. 1.2439 0.04372 123 96 24 3
1592 I'm the emotional therapy chef. 1.2439 0.04522 123 97 22 4
1593 He pays extra to have it delivered fresh to the White House. 1.2439 0.04056 123 94 28 1
1594 Why is it that YOU can bring your work on the plane? 1.2439 0.04056 123 94 28 1
1595 Figured I'd make lunch while waiting for Windows updates 1.2439 0.04808 123 99 18 6
1596 I had a pie-in-the-sky idea that I think will work. 1.2439 0.04217 123 95 26 2
1597 Seems like everyone's working 24-7 nowadays just to make enough dough. 1.2439 0.04808 123 99 18 6
1598 It's my comfort dough; travels with me everywhere. 1.2439 0.04944 123 100 16 7
1599 I’m competing in a contest for highest pizza toss. 1.2439 0.04808 123 99 18 6
1600 The DIY dinner was cheaper. 1.2439 0.04667 123 98 20 5
1601 Yeah, turbulence is rough, but what's really tricky is crossing the Equator. 1.2439 0.05077 123 101 14 8
1602 I know it makes the pizza expensive but this rarified air does such wonderful things for the dough. 1.2439 0.04056 123 94 28 1
1603 I'm working a high altitude crust. 1.2439 0.04217 123 95 26 2
1604 You won't believe the trouble TSA put me through. 1.2439 0.04808 123 99 18 6
1605 The higher in the air you toss it, the better the pizza. 1.2439 0.04808 123 99 18 6
1606 Except we call it the Mile Pie Club 1.2439 0.04808 123 99 18 6
1607 The altitude makes for a fluffier crust. 1.2439 0.04944 123 100 16 7
1608 Sourdough is just a bacterial culture so this is the perfect environment. 1.2439 0.04522 123 97 22 4
1609 Snack pretzels are out. fresh pretzels are in! 1.2439 0.04372 123 96 24 3
1610 It helps with the Anxiety. 1.2439 0.04522 123 97 22 4
1611 When almost in Rome. 1.2437 0.04617 119 94 21 4
1612 My work doesn’t exactly need Wi-fi. 1.2437 0.04617 119 94 21 4
1613 Peanut and gluten free, which is tough at this altitude! 1.2437 0.04128 119 91 27 1
1614 Next flight I should have my emotional support brick oven. 1.2427 0.05248 103 83 15 5
1615 I knead my emotional support 1.2424 0.04992 99 78 18 3
1616 I wish I had enough dough for business class. 1.2422 0.04539 128 102 21 5
1617 I'm on a working vacation. 1.2419 0.04341 124 97 24 3
1618 Would you believe the Guinness record is only 118 1.2419 0.04633 124 99 20 5
1619 This counts as my 'personal item.' 1.2419 0.04908 124 101 16 7
1620 I used to be a Benihana chef but they never let me fly 1.2419 0.04341 124 97 24 3
1621 It's pie in the sky. 1.2419 0.04490 124 98 22 4
1622 The altitude helps with the gluten window 1.2419 0.04633 124 99 20 5
1623 They said to let the dough rise. 1.2419 0.04341 124 97 24 3
1624 Jeff Bezos wanted a New York-style pizza." 1.2419 0.05040 124 102 14 8
1625 It's a gift. I choose not to question it. 1.2419 0.04490 124 98 22 4
1626 Now, it's your turn. 1.2400 0.05341 100 81 14 5
1627 It's for the drop down menu. 1.2400 0.05148 100 80 16 4
1628 I thought this was a working environment. 1.2397 0.04698 121 97 19 5
1629 Well...I only had the ingredients for the high altitude recipe. 1.2397 0.04395 121 95 23 3
1630 I started out walking and chewing gum. 1.2397 0.04698 121 97 19 5
1631 I'll bet you anything that TSA guy was a pineapple person. 1.2397 0.04549 121 96 21 4
1632 I just put it on auto-pilot till my dough rises. 1.2397 0.04843 121 98 17 6
1633 Our Pizza tossing class is having a final today 1.2397 0.04843 121 98 17 6
1634 It has the highest carbon footprint of any pizza out there. 1.2397 0.04549 121 96 21 4
1635 Rush call from the White House. Pizza with baloney. 1.2397 0.04549 121 96 21 4
1636 I'm only average looking, but I do make a lot of dough. 1.2397 0.04698 121 97 19 5
1637 Planes are a great place to get some extra work done.” 1.2397 0.04698 121 97 19 5
1638 Sorry, wood-fired baking is only available in business class or higher. 1.2397 0.04236 121 94 25 2
1639 I bet a guy I could throw a pizza crust over 20,000 feet high. 1.2397 0.04843 121 98 17 6
1640 If you fly first-class, you get toppings. 1.2397 0.04843 121 98 17 6
1641 After our best customer moved two thousand miles away we started thinking outside the box. 1.2397 0.04698 121 97 19 5
1642 The Parapetic school of philosophy dates from 335 B.C. I have been a practitioner since high school. 1.2397 0.04983 121 99 15 7
1643 Don’t ask. 1.2397 0.04549 121 96 21 4
1644 Actually, my plans are up in the air right now. 1.2397 0.04549 121 96 21 4
1645 I’ve gotten so much work done on this flight. 1.2397 0.04236 121 94 25 2
1646 I can flip the pizza with the seat belt on or off. 1.2397 0.04698 121 97 19 5
1647 Delivery in 5 hours or less or it is free. 1.2397 0.04698 121 97 19 5
1648 It's my fidget spinner when I fly 1.2397 0.04236 121 94 25 2
1649 Believe it or not, I'm a pizza cook. 1.2397 0.04983 121 99 15 7
1650 Airplanes are one of the few places where I can work without all of the distractions. 1.2397 0.04698 121 97 19 5
1651 No, I'm Irish. 1.2397 0.04983 121 99 15 7
1652 You think this is something? Watch how I bake it! 1.2397 0.04549 121 96 21 4
1653 I'm sorry pineapple on pizza is just plain wrong. 1.2397 0.04983 121 99 15 7
1654 I thought I'd rise to the occasion 1.2397 0.04236 121 94 25 2
1655 Can you believe these ‘low cost’ airlines?! I have to make lunch for the crew, since I checked a bag .. 1.2397 0.04549 121 96 21 4
1656 I'm not sure; everything's up in the air at the moment. 1.2397 0.04983 121 99 15 7
1657 SkyMall Pizza? 1.2397 0.05119 121 100 13 8
1658 There’s less dough in coach 1.2397 0.04549 121 96 21 4
1659 It’s hard for me to let go of work. 1.2397 0.04549 121 96 21 4
1660 I always try to get a little work done on the long flights. 1.2397 0.04549 121 96 21 4
1661 I used to be a slave to electronics like you. 1.2397 0.04843 121 98 17 6
1662 I figured I would get some work done on the flight home. 1.2397 0.04549 121 96 21 4
1663 At this altitude, you don't gain weight. 1.2397 0.04843 121 98 17 6
1664 I guess you think I'm a weirdough. 1.2397 0.04698 121 97 19 5
1665 Actually it's silly putty and almost big enough to make a copy of the inflight magazine 1.2396 0.04623 96 74 21 1
1666 Well, you did say, ‘To go.’ 1.2393 0.04485 117 92 22 3
1667 For our coast-to-coast deliveries, if it’s not there within 7 hours, it’s free. 1.2393 0.04143 117 90 26 1
1668 I need to practice for a job interview. 1.2393 0.04646 117 93 20 4
1669 This is the only way to get your dough to rise. 1.2393 0.04646 117 93 20 4
1670 Yes. Yeast is one way of making it rise. 1.2393 0.04646 117 93 20 4
1671 Oh This? Its just pie in the sky. 1.2393 0.04485 117 92 22 3
1672 I used to be a science teacher" 1.2393 0.04802 117 94 18 5
1673 On the Endeavour, it just keeps going up. 1.2393 0.03961 117 89 28 0
1674 Well, you did order it “to go”! 1.2377 0.04664 122 98 19 5
1675 Don't look now, but I think that's Simon Cowell. 1.2373 0.04286 118 92 24 2
1676 I am constantly searching and studying air pressure for the perfect thin crust 1.2373 0.05061 118 97 14 7
1677 I’m trying to bring delivery to new heights. 1.2373 0.04915 118 96 16 6
1678 It's not fair, no one complains when you work on your laptop. 1.2373 0.04451 118 93 22 3
1679 You also traveling for business?” 1.2373 0.04611 118 94 20 4
1680 Yes, pizza for dinner because I spent all my money on leg room and a second bag 1.2373 0.03933 118 90 28 0
1681 Why am I doing this? It's on a knead to know basis. 1.2373 0.04766 118 95 18 5
1682 I used to toss my cookies. 1.2373 0.04451 118 93 22 3
1683 It's actually rubber. I haven't had anyone use my arm rest since I started using it. 1.2373 0.04766 118 95 18 5
1684 They would've charged me more dough to sit up front. 1.2373 0.04766 118 95 18 5
1685 It feels nice to knock out some billable hours while in the air. 1.2373 0.04766 118 95 18 5
1686 It's my own form of stress management. 1.2373 0.04915 118 96 16 6
1687 You probably should close that laptop for the fajitas. 1.2373 0.04915 118 96 16 6
1688 Look on the bright side - I could have been a fire juggler! 1.2373 0.04113 118 91 26 1
1689 It's our new ad campaign: Made Fresh and Delivered Anywhere in the World. 1.2373 0.04915 118 96 16 6
1690 They always said my dreams were pie-in-the-sky, but now see where I am. 1.2373 0.04451 118 93 22 3
1691 Yeah... my career is really up in the air at the moment. 1.2373 0.04915 118 96 16 6
1692 Heads, you stay where you are. Tails, I get the aisle seat" 1.2373 0.05202 118 98 12 8
1693 Chicago just wasn't a good fit for me. 1.2373 0.04113 118 91 26 1
1694 This emotional support dough works as well as a dog 1.2373 0.04915 118 96 16 6
1695 Mr. Musk maintains that a pressurized cabin at 35,000 feet provides just the right conditions for getting the perfect texture for a pizza dough. 1.2373 0.04451 118 93 22 3
1696 Don't judge me. This is my emotional support pizza dough. 1.2373 0.04286 118 92 24 2
1697 I've found if I use enough semolina, it won't stick to the ceiling. 1.2373 0.04915 118 96 16 6
1698 Then i sit on it for six hours 'til it's ready ~ you want a slice? 1.2373 0.05202 118 98 12 8
1699 Now Joe could legitimately advertise his 30,000 foot high pizza. 1.2373 0.04611 118 94 20 4
1700 They live in LA, but crave New York-style. 1.2373 0.04915 118 96 16 6
1701 It's probably hard to believe, but I've always been a bit different! 1.2373 0.04915 118 96 16 6
1702 I’ve always wanted to visit Europe and now, finally, I’ve got the dough. 1.2373 0.04611 118 94 20 4
1703 From my perspective, it's a toss-up. 1.2373 0.05061 118 97 14 7
1704 Please Google " what to do with tossed pizza dough when have no pan, oven, plate?" 1.2373 0.04611 118 94 20 4
1705 The trick is to wait for the air pockets and spare the wrists. 1.2373 0.04113 118 91 26 1
1706 Actually, the smaller overhead bins have been really good for me. 1.2373 0.04766 118 95 18 5
1707 You would think so, but I find it's quite the conversation starter. 1.2373 0.04451 118 93 22 3
1708 Management recently started paying our commute time. 1.2373 0.04451 118 93 22 3
1709 It’s getting tougher to get the ingredients through security. 1.2373 0.04611 118 94 20 4
1710 My boss needs to rethink this whole delivery thing. 1.2373 0.04611 118 94 20 4
1711 I prefer the comfort of pizza to pets. 1.2373 0.04611 118 94 20 4
1712 Sometimes dough doesn't guarantee first class. 1.2373 0.04766 118 95 18 5
1713 They haven't thrown me off the plane yet cause I'm white. 1.2373 0.04915 118 96 16 6
1714 Baking at high altitude is harder than it looks 1.2373 0.04611 118 94 20 4
1715 OMG. The guy behind me has been tossing a friggin’ pizza and singing ‘That’s Amore’ for almost two hours now! 1.2373 0.05061 118 97 14 7
1716 I provide farm-to-traytable service. 1.2373 0.04611 118 94 20 4
1717 In Boulder we call this a "Mile High." 1.2373 0.04611 118 94 20 4
1718 And they say working remotely would hurt my productivity. 1.2373 0.04286 118 92 24 2
1719 It doesn't count as a carry on. 1.2373 0.04451 118 93 22 3
1720 Yeah, emotional support pizza is pretty common, I make a killing after the drink cart passes. 1.2373 0.04286 118 92 24 2
1721 I'm OK as long as I maintain its moment of inertia and angular acceleration around a single perpendicular axis. If I don't, I get in trouble with Newton's Second Law for Rotation. Especially if someone asks for anchovies. 1.2373 0.04766 118 95 18 5
1722 They put you in the back of the plane in a middle seat and expect you to be able to work. 1.2373 0.04286 118 92 24 2
1723 Actually, everything I do is pie in the sky. 1.2373 0.05202 118 98 12 8
1724 Sorry, to get that you have to upgrade your seat to the "Economy Plus Gluten-free" section. 1.2373 0.04451 118 93 22 3
1725 Think of it as UberEats 2.0 1.2373 0.04451 118 93 22 3
1726 Actually, it's my registered emotional support device. 1.2373 0.04915 118 96 16 6
1727 We call it the "Mile-High-Pie Club". 1.2373 0.05061 118 97 14 7
1728 It's part of our new premium delivery service 1.2371 0.05238 97 78 15 4
1729 I like to bring my work with me also when I commute. 1.2368 0.04370 114 89 23 2
1730 This is much easier than milking a cow. 1.2368 0.04189 114 88 25 1
1731 If it's not there in five-and-a-half hours with a short layover in Minneapolis, it's free. 1.2368 0.04874 114 92 17 5
1732 Of course, relativity tells us that if the Captain were to bank hard left or right, you or headphone guy here would get a pie in the face. 1.2368 0.04370 114 89 23 2
1733 Business Class Has Its Advantages. 1.2368 0.04370 114 89 23 2
1734 Quiet vigilance just doesn't cut it for Air Marshals these days. 1.2353 0.04730 119 96 18 5
1735 Please don’t think i’m rude, i’ve just got a lot of work to get done between Chicago and New York. 1.2353 0.04730 119 96 18 5
1736 This is the easy part, getting through security....... 1.2353 0.05022 119 98 14 7
1737 Airplane rides are a pizza cake! 1.2353 0.05246 102 83 14 5
1738 This was the only way TSA would let me bring NY style pizza back home. 1.2353 0.04418 119 94 22 3
1739 I specialize in unrealistic business plans. 1.2333 0.04984 120 99 14 7
1740 It's my work-at-home day 1.2333 0.04223 120 94 24 2
1741 The delivery game in my line of work is getting more competitive. 1.2328 0.04304 116 91 23 2
1742 This is more than just pie in the sky...it’s also dough on the go! 1.2328 0.04475 116 92 21 3
1743 I love my job 1.2328 0.04640 116 93 19 4
1744 Then my Dad said, "If you really want to make some dough, you should move to the city." 1.2328 0.04798 116 94 17 5
1745 Some people need a comfort pet. I kneed my dough! 1.2328 0.04798 116 94 17 5
1746 Did you say thin crust? 1.2328 0.04798 116 94 17 5
1747 is this what you Americans call a work trip. 1.2328 0.05101 116 96 13 7
1748 I’m sorry, pepperoni is reserved for Business Class only. 1.2328 0.04798 116 94 17 5
1749 We're raising dough for charity. 1.2328 0.04640 116 93 19 4
1750 “I didn’t want to pay the $8.95, for the Italian dinner box.” 1.2328 0.04798 116 94 17 5
1751 ... and in the event of an emergency landing on the water, it can be used as a flotation device. 1.2328 0.04304 116 91 23 2
1752 I knead as I get kneed. 1.2328 0.04640 116 93 19 4
1753 I never know what to do with my hands. 1.2328 0.04304 116 91 23 2
1754 Yes, it really does stay up longer while we are descending. 1.2328 0.04475 116 92 21 3
1755 I've always been accused of being pie in the sky. 1.2328 0.05246 116 97 11 8
1756 You won't laugh when I'm in the Guinness Book of Records for having the highest-rising dough. 1.2328 0.04127 116 90 25 1
1757 I didn't have enough dough to ride first class. 1.2328 0.04798 116 94 17 5
1758 'It's all in the wrists.' 1.2328 0.04640 116 93 19 4
1759 Pepperoni or plane? 1.2328 0.03941 116 89 27 0
1760 ...so that got me to thinking about Galileo's concept of inertia and I just had to give it a try. 1.2328 0.04952 116 95 15 6
1761 What goes up MIGHT come down. 1.2328 0.04475 116 92 21 3
1762 You know, before 9-11 I could cut plane pizza by the slice 1.2328 0.04952 116 95 15 6
1763 The key is to let the dough rise." 1.2328 0.04640 116 93 19 4
1764 Yeah I used to BBQ on the subway. 1.2328 0.05101 116 96 13 7
1765 Then you gotta let the dough rise to 30,000 feet. 1.2328 0.04952 116 95 15 6
1766 I'm moving into haute cuisine. 1.2328 0.04127 116 90 25 1
1767 I get nervous flying. This is my emotional support dough. 1.2328 0.04952 116 95 15 6
1768 I'm taking the food truck concept to a whole new level. 1.2328 0.04798 116 94 17 5
1769 I have the right to work on a flight like everyone else. I have no choice, bread doesn't make itself. 1.2328 0.04640 116 93 19 4
1770 It gives me a pizza mind for the commute. 1.2328 0.04798 116 94 17 5
1771 It's a new type of pressurized cooking. 1.2328 0.04475 116 92 21 3
1772 Do You Want to Know How I Got This through Security? 1.2328 0.03941 116 89 27 0
1773 What's up with United and tossing passengers? 1.2328 0.04640 116 93 19 4
1774 Oh, I don’t know. My business plans are up in the air right now. 1.2328 0.04640 116 93 19 4
1775 Sure there's less leg room, but I save a ton of dough. 1.2328 0.04640 116 93 19 4
1776 And then she complains that I bring my work home with me. 1.2328 0.04798 116 94 17 5
1777 Oh, I thought you said you wanted to join the Mile Pie Club... 1.2328 0.04640 116 93 19 4
1778 Oh yeah? I'm in sales, too, pitching my pie-in-the-sky ideas. 1.2328 0.04798 116 94 17 5
1779 There's no need to wait for the dough to rise. 1.2328 0.05101 116 96 13 7
1780 I get a lighter crust at high altitude. 1.2328 0.04475 116 92 21 3
1781 At some point I'm going to need to borrow your outlet. 1.2328 0.04475 116 92 21 3
1782 It’s a 10,000 hours thing. 1.2328 0.04475 116 92 21 3
1783 I start with three ounces of talcum powder, add 3 ounces of shampoo... 1.2328 0.05246 116 97 11 8
1784 Yes I was a Presidential advisor, but Panera Bread offered me a pention and no jail time! 1.2328 0.05101 116 96 13 7
1785 The yeast helps keep us in the air. 1.2328 0.03941 116 89 27 0
1786 Hand-tossed is much easier with turbulence. 1.2328 0.04304 116 91 23 2
1787 God, I hope there's a brick oven on board, or I'm really going to look silly. 1.2328 0.04304 116 91 23 2
1788 Once you taste the zing the airplane microflora adds, you will never go back to land-tossed pizza! 1.2328 0.04475 116 92 21 3
1789 When we reach 35,000ft email Guinness that I broke the highest pizza toss contest. 1.2328 0.04640 116 93 19 4
1790 The ones in first class are baked. 1.2323 0.04938 99 79 17 3
1791 Call me an optimist -- It's Pie in the Sky. 1.2321 0.04203 112 87 24 1
1792 Hum along if you like: "By the time I get to Phoenix It'll be rising." 1.2321 0.04390 112 88 22 2
1793 Don't you understand? This is flight 314! 1.2321 0.04007 112 86 26 0
1794 I thought joining the Mile Pie Club would have better benefits. 1.2321 0.04570 112 89 20 3
1795 I know—but, hey, no more addiction to my devices. 1.2321 0.04203 112 87 24 1
1796 For the kosher meal, I will prepare matzo balls. 1.2321 0.04203 112 87 24 1
1797 Shh! I'm an undercover boss! 1.2321 0.04570 112 89 20 3
1798 Pizza Pie-In-The-Sky has never really taken off, but I keep trying. 1.2321 0.04007 112 86 26 0
1799 I believe it's called "obsessive compulsive." 1.2321 0.04743 112 90 18 4
1800 I'll flip you for the aisle seat. 1.2321 0.04743 112 90 18 4
1801 Yes, I can see that you're rolling in the dough, so then why aren't you seated in first class? 1.2321 0.04203 112 87 24 1
1802 I find it’s a good time to catch up on work. 1.2308 0.04441 117 93 21 3
1803 I have to adjust for high altitude baking! 1.2308 0.04272 117 92 23 2
1804 Damn Turbulence 1.2308 0.04096 117 91 25 1
1805 The dough rises so much better at this altitude 1.2308 0.04272 117 92 23 2
1806 I like to get a little work done on the flight so I don't waste the morning. 1.2308 0.04272 117 92 23 2
1807 Imagine the hits you'll get on social media when you post this! 1.2308 0.04914 117 96 15 6
1808 The only overhead I have is the dough. 1.2308 0.04604 117 94 19 4
1809 I'm just a Pie in the Sky kinda guy. 1.2308 0.03912 117 90 27 0
1810 I also thought it was weird they asked for a plane pizza. Usually they want at least some toppings. 1.2308 0.04441 117 93 21 3
1811 So I left right in the middle of my shift and hopped the first plane to go get her. 1.2308 0.03912 117 90 27 0
1812 No. You can’t have any. 1.2308 0.04441 117 93 21 3
1813 It's my new marketing meme - "Pie in the Sky!" 1.2308 0.04604 117 94 19 4
1814 I fucking hate airplane food. 1.2308 0.04914 117 96 15 6
1815 Yes, I just got tenure 1.2301 0.05030 113 93 14 6
1816 I said it'd be dry with only 3.4oz of sauce, but you know how they get. 1.2301 0.04705 113 91 18 4
1817 It amazes me that people are continuously fidgeting with their electronics on such a short flight. 1.2301 0.05030 113 93 14 6
1818 Nervous habit. 1.2301 0.04534 113 90 20 3
1819 This way it's tax deductible. 1.2301 0.04870 113 92 16 5
1820 I’ve really been trying to bring my “pie in the sky” ideas to life. 1.2301 0.04705 113 91 18 4
1821 Food's just not the same in Basic Economy. 1.2301 0.04705 113 91 18 4
1822 Better airline service? Pie in the sky. 1.2301 0.04870 113 92 16 5
1823 On flights this long I usually try to get some work done. 1.2301 0.04705 113 91 18 4
1824 Side hustle...I knead the dough. 1.2301 0.04870 113 92 16 5
1825 If we should crash in the ocean, it's a floatation device and carbohydrate source. 1.2301 0.04705 113 91 18 4
1826 It's thirty minutes or less to LaGuardia, right? 1.2301 0.04534 113 90 20 3
1827 I usually book the aisle seat when I know I'm going to be working. 1.2301 0.04356 113 89 22 2
1828 Hey. everyone else is working, So am I ! 1.2301 0.05030 113 93 14 6
1829 My pizza dough is lighter than air. 1.2301 0.04705 113 91 18 4
1830 You don't want to know how I heat it... 1.2301 0.04870 113 92 16 5
1831 You can get so much work done on these long haul flights 1.2301 0.04705 113 91 18 4
1832 For the sake of the person in front of me, I hope we don't stop short! 1.2301 0.04870 113 92 16 5
1833 As long as it doesn't land, I pay for just one seat. 1.2301 0.04534 113 90 20 3
1834 This is HOW much I hate airplane food. 1.2301 0.04534 113 90 20 3
1835 They make me wear the hat. 1.2301 0.04870 113 92 16 5
1836 It's never too soon to prepare for bake off." 1.2301 0.04356 113 89 22 2
1837 Do you like your pizza "plane"? 1.2301 0.04870 113 92 16 5
1838 TSA confiscated my fidget spinner. 1.2301 0.05030 113 93 14 6
1839 If this were your last one ever, with no hope of having another, what would you put on it? 1.2301 0.05030 113 93 14 6
1840 We deliver it fresh anywhere or it's free. 1.2301 0.04356 113 89 22 2
1841 Well, the way I see it, with the infrastructure collapsing every rail commute is a toss up. 1.2301 0.04534 113 90 20 3
1842 My final is today. 1.2301 0.04705 113 91 18 4
1843 Trump wants it fresh at Mar a Lago...do you think he'll tip me?" 1.2301 0.05030 113 93 14 6
1844 I can get a lot of work done on these cross-country flights. 1.2301 0.04870 113 92 16 5
1845 I'm also a performance artist! 1.2301 0.04705 113 91 18 4
1846 I kneaded this. 1.2301 0.04356 113 89 22 2
1847 He: It's vegan, non-GMO, gluten-free, fair-sourced, raw & organic. She: Have you washed your hands? 1.2301 0.04870 113 92 16 5
1848 When I began tossing the pizza to establish a new Guinness record, I had totally forgotten about my trip to Europe. 1.2301 0.04870 113 92 16 5
1849 Better than taking dramamine 1.2301 0.04356 113 89 22 2
1850 My boss insists that we work during business travel. 1.2301 0.04356 113 89 22 2
1851 Actually, turbulence helps. 1.2301 0.04705 113 91 18 4
1852 Since everyone is doing work, I thought I should too 1.2301 0.04870 113 92 16 5
1853 I'm no different than any one else who gets some work done on the plane. 1.2301 0.04705 113 91 18 4
1854 Well Tina If you really want the dough of your pizza to be lighter you better knead it when you are in the air! 1.2301 0.04705 113 91 18 4
1855 i hate this new meal plan 1.2300 0.04894 100 80 17 3
1856 It’s uplifting 1.2300 0.05291 100 82 13 5
1857 Delivery. 1.2300 0.04683 100 79 19 2
1858 Frequent pie-er miles. 1.2294 0.04250 109 85 23 1
1859 I'm on vacation but it's hard for me to leave my work behind. 1.2294 0.04045 109 84 25 0
1860 Flipping a pizza is like cutting onions, lot of people cry when they cannot do it; the trick is not to form an emotional bond 1.2294 0.04250 109 85 23 1
1861 If you ask me, I don't think climate change is a hoax. 1.2288 0.04725 118 96 17 5
1862 They said it was a "pie in the sky" idea... 1.2288 0.04569 118 95 19 4
1863 Were you 'hold the anchovies'? 1.2288 0.04569 118 95 19 4
1864 I'm trying to join the mile pie club. 1.2288 0.04066 118 92 25 1
1865 Our motto here at Pizza Airlines is crispy crust no leg room 1.2288 0.04066 118 92 25 1
1866 We deliver anywhere. 1.2288 0.05022 118 98 13 7
1867 I love when it lands. 1.2288 0.04408 118 94 21 3
1868 I'm taking the "pie-in-the-sky" paradigm to whole new heights... 1.2252 0.04558 111 89 19 3
1869 No, Einstein Bagels is launching pizza pies and proving the theory of Relativity at the same time. 1.2252 0.04375 111 88 21 2
1870 I was watching this cooking show on YouTube - and then this great ad for discount airline tickets appeared on the screen. 1.2252 0.04558 111 89 19 3
1871 Retirement from my pizza company is proving more challenging than I envisaged. 1.2252 0.04735 111 90 17 4
1872 It's so much easier here compared to the helicopter 1.2252 0.04735 111 90 17 4
1873 Sometimes I feel like i'm the only one working in business class 1.2252 0.04375 111 88 21 2
1874 I’m sad it’s over, but when she said my ideas were nothing but pie in the sky, something clicked. 1.2252 0.04735 111 90 17 4
1875 it's my last shot at the Guinness Book of World Records 1.2252 0.04735 111 90 17 4
1876 I detest the food in coach, so I bring my own. 1.2252 0.04904 111 91 15 5
1877 You wanna join the Mile "Pie" Club? 1.2252 0.04735 111 90 17 4
1878 My wife says I work too much. 1.2252 0.04375 111 88 21 2
1879 It's a way to make some extra dough. 1.2252 0.05228 111 93 11 7
1880 I always feel left out when everyone else brings their work on the flight. 1.2252 0.04558 111 89 19 3
1881 Do you happen to know who ordered the plain? 1.2252 0.04904 111 91 15 5
1882 The tricky part is putting on the sauce and the cheese. 1.2252 0.04558 111 89 19 3
1883 "Sorry if this is bothering you. It's just for a minute. It relaxes me at takeoff. 1.2252 0.04183 111 87 23 1
1884 Turbulence makes it easier. 1.2252 0.04375 111 88 21 2
1885 Your pizza will be ready shortly. 1.2252 0.04735 111 90 17 4
1886 You get blueberries in it in first class. 1.2252 0.04735 111 90 17 4
1887 I take my work with me when I travel, too. 1.2252 0.03983 111 86 25 0
1888 I've found that using this venue results in some interesting new toppings. 1.2252 0.04735 111 90 17 4
1889 You see, the key to a good rise is altitude. 1.2252 0.05228 111 93 11 7
1890 I can only make a plain. The pepperoni got bumped to another flight. 1.2252 0.04183 111 87 23 1
1891 So I argued that it isn't actually a carry on and I need more than 3 oz. of liquid for a good crust. They bought it! 1.2252 0.05069 111 92 13 6
1892 Landing is the hardest thing! 1.2252 0.05069 111 92 13 6
1893 Who orders a plane pizza? 1.2252 0.04375 111 88 21 2
1894 Of course when we get to Australia I’ll start flipping counter-clockwise. 1.2252 0.05069 111 92 13 6
1895 I've always dreamed of making a pie in the sky 1.2252 0.04735 111 90 17 4
1896 Yes, we have just opened our delivery service to Rome. 1.2252 0.04735 111 90 17 4
1897 ...And that is where i came up with the concept for mile high pizza. 1.2252 0.04558 111 89 19 3
1898 I have trouble leaving work behind at the office. 1.2252 0.04904 111 91 15 5
1899 Watch out...the garlic and tomatoes are simmering under your seat! 1.2252 0.04558 111 89 19 3
1900 That's when I realized, dang it all to heck about what Barb and Poppy think, you're a pizza chef trapped in a former president's body! 1.2252 0.05069 111 92 13 6
1901 I'm saving a ton of money by making my own airplane meal. 1.2252 0.04558 111 89 19 3
1902 It’s truly a plane pizzs 1.2252 0.03983 111 86 25 0
1903 I absolutely loathe the "food" they serve on the plane. 1.2252 0.04735 111 90 17 4
1904 I'm testing a recipe for high altitude conditions. 1.2252 0.04375 111 88 21 2
1905 Unfortunately, I had to check my wood brick oven! 1.2252 0.04904 111 91 15 5
1906 I can't say much about the legroom in Economy these days, but the headroom is great! 1.2252 0.03983 111 86 25 0
1907 It's either this or tossing cookies. 1.2252 0.04735 111 90 17 4
1908 Good thing they have no rules about "comfort food." 1.2252 0.04375 111 88 21 2
1909 You think you got job pressure? If I have to take a later flight out of Denver, it's free. 1.2252 0.04735 111 90 17 4
1910 This is our Extreme High Rise Pizza. 1.2252 0.04735 111 90 17 4
1911 ♪♪ Sky pizza in flight, afternoon delight… ♪♪ 1.2252 0.05069 111 92 13 6
1912 This is the only way I can maintain my sanity, since I'm not aisle or window. 1.2252 0.04735 111 90 17 4
1913 I may be in the wrong business for a working vacation 1.2252 0.04558 111 89 19 3
1914 Calms m’nerves whenever flying. Took it up when I quit smoking... 1.2252 0.04735 111 90 17 4
1915 Everyone works on Flight 505. 1.2252 0.04904 111 91 15 5
1916 I hope you like flatbread because they confiscated my sauce at security. 1.2252 0.04558 111 89 19 3
1917 Oh yeah, I have to practice three times a day to retain the muscle memory. 1.2252 0.04735 111 90 17 4
1918 I'm not a chef--it's a service pizza. 1.2252 0.04904 111 91 15 5
1919 Yeah, well you’re profile didnt say you were so judgemental 1.2252 0.04735 111 90 17 4
1920 We deliver fresh, anywhere, anytime. 1.2252 0.04558 111 89 19 3
1921 I'm sort of up in the air about whether to make it "plane" or pepperoni. 1.2252 0.04735 111 90 17 4
1922 It should be ready by Reykjavik.” 1.2252 0.04558 111 89 19 3
1923 Sadly, we failed to account for the ol' TSA in our "30 minutes or less" guarantee. 1.2252 0.04375 111 88 21 2
1924 I'm here to distract you to the fact that there are no toilets on this flight. 1.2252 0.05069 111 92 13 6
1925 It’ll come down when our parabolic arc is compete. 1.2252 0.04735 111 90 17 4
1926 I've got all this dough and still couldn't afford first class. 1.2252 0.04375 111 88 21 2
1927 I told the baggage handler I just had brain surgery. 1.2252 0.04904 111 91 15 5
1928 If you want deep dish, you have to go to business class. 1.2252 0.04183 111 87 23 1
1929 I've tried everything to get my dough to rise. 1.2252 0.04558 111 89 19 3
1930 because this is all I know how to do... 1.2252 0.05069 111 92 13 6
1931 I couldn't stand the heat, so the kitchen was simply not an option" 1.2252 0.05069 111 92 13 6
1932 My career is somewhat up in the air at the moment. 1.2252 0.04558 111 89 19 3
1933 I don't like Air Plane food. 1.2252 0.04904 111 91 15 5
1934 I get a lot of work done on the plane. 1.2252 0.04375 111 88 21 2
1935 In-flight meals and entertainment have really improved. 1.2252 0.04558 111 89 19 3
1936 The more air the crispier the crust. 1.2252 0.04735 111 90 17 4
1937 You're just trying to get a rise out of the other passengers. 1.2252 0.04904 111 91 15 5
1938 Can you watch this while I run to the bathroom? 1.2252 0.04735 111 90 17 4
1939 Actually, it's "Comfort Yeast." 1.2252 0.04735 111 90 17 4
1940 Nothing like a long flight to catch up on some work, huh? 1.2252 0.04183 111 87 23 1
1941 They key to good dough is letting it rise properly. 32,000 feet is about right. 1.2252 0.05069 111 92 13 6
1942 He’s visiting his cousin Poppin’ Fresh. 1.2252 0.04375 111 88 21 2
1943 What goes up, crust come down 1.2252 0.05069 111 92 13 6
1944 The bastards made me gate-check the oven, so I really don’t have a choice, do I? 1.2252 0.04183 111 87 23 1
1945 I bet someone I could set a new record for throwing pizza dough higher than anyone else has. 1.2252 0.04558 111 89 19 3
1946 It’s my comfort pizza. 1.2252 0.04183 111 87 23 1
1947 Don’t worry. These planes really do fly themselves. 1.2252 0.04904 111 91 15 5
1948 I tried a cake last flight, but it fell due to turbulence. 1.2252 0.04904 111 91 15 5
1949 Sure, the Air Marshals get all the press, but have you heard about anyone starving to death on a plane since 9/11? 1.2252 0.04735 111 90 17 4
1950 It sure beats tossing my cookies. 1.2252 0.03983 111 86 25 0
1951 I'm old enough to remember when you weren't expected to work the entire flight. 1.2252 0.04735 111 90 17 4
1952 The airflow at this altitude reduces the stickiness and results in an extra crispy crust. You just won't get this type of pie at the national chains. 1.2252 0.04558 111 89 19 3
1953 You should know there’s a Domino’s sign on the top of the plane. 1.2245 0.04925 98 79 16 3
1954 This is easy--as long as the pilot keeps the plane in this zero gravity dive. 1.2245 0.05135 98 80 14 4
1955 The best pizza dough rises to the occasion. 1.2243 0.04263 107 84 22 1
1956 These long flights are a great chance to catch up on work 1.2243 0.04466 107 85 20 2
1957 It helps the dough rise faster. 1.2243 0.04466 107 85 20 2
1958 I tried telecommuting, but I think I'll be happier working back at the restaurant. 1.2243 0.04466 107 85 20 2
1959 Yeah, I also have some work I need to get done. 1.2243 0.04844 107 87 16 4
1960 I tell you Janet, you should stop taking your work home with you. 1.2243 0.04051 107 83 24 0
1961 I'm going to have to do a sales job. The guy in row 3 wanted pepperoni, but all I've got is plain cheese. 1.2243 0.04263 107 84 22 1
1962 I usually wait until the fasten seatbelt signs are off... 1.2243 0.04263 107 84 22 1
1963 These days we all take our work with us. 1.2243 0.04051 107 83 24 0
1964 They agreed to waive my bag fee if I made everyone pretzels. 1.2243 0.04844 107 87 16 4
1965 I'm testing a new business idea. It's called Pie in the Sky. 1.2243 0.04466 107 85 20 2
1966 I’m auditioning for a spot to flip in the Trump administration 1.2243 0.04466 107 85 20 2
1967 Yup, just walked right on through screening. 1.2243 0.04263 107 84 22 1
1968 Inside joke - the mile high club - for pizza tossing 1.2243 0.04263 107 84 22 1
1969 It's a service pizza. If we hit turbulense, I'll make a stromboli. 1.2243 0.04659 107 86 18 3
1970 I like to bring my own food. 1.2243 0.04051 107 83 24 0
1971 I find working on flights really helps pass the time. 1.2243 0.04659 107 86 18 3
1972 I didn't realize it was self-rising 1.2243 0.04263 107 84 22 1
1973 It’s a giant Xanax 1.2243 0.04659 107 86 18 3
1974 Staff do fly free but now only during working hours. 1.2243 0.04263 107 84 22 1
1975 I'm practicing for my pielot's license. 1.2234 0.05273 94 77 13 4
1976 Flying pizza delivery. I'd like an aisle seat. 1.2234 0.05052 94 76 15 3
1977 That’s a real pie in the sky idea. 1.2234 0.04820 94 75 17 2
1978 I make a lotta dough. 1.2222 0.04804 108 88 16 4
1979 When the moon hits your eye like a big pizza pie, that's just your gluten-free commute to Ronkonkoma. 1.2222 0.04804 108 88 16 4
1980 Want to join the mile-pie club? 1.2222 0.04229 108 85 22 1
1981 On longer flights I make pastries. 1.2222 0.04981 108 89 14 5
1982 Surprise! You've been bumped up to Pepperoni Class. 1.2222 0.04229 108 85 22 1
1983 Lots of people do homework at the last minute. 1.2222 0.04620 108 87 18 3
1984 Better this than my cookies. 1.2222 0.04229 108 85 22 1
1985 How did you know we delivered everywhere? 1.2222 0.04019 108 84 24 0
1986 Fortunately I got upgraded, but the oven is stuck back in coach. 1.2222 0.04620 108 87 18 3
1987 Does it pay well? Yeah, I make a lot of... oh God, just kill me. 1.2222 0.04981 108 89 14 5
1988 Everything just feels up in the air at this point. 1.2222 0.05151 108 90 12 6
1989 Work just never ends, you know? 1.2222 0.04804 108 88 16 4
1990 Working during the flight makes the time pass so quickly, don't you think? 1.2222 0.04981 108 89 14 5
1991 I'm a nervous flier so my doctor said to do something that relaxes me. 1.2222 0.04804 108 88 16 4
1992 It’s on my bucket list. 1.2222 0.04620 108 87 18 3
1993 SkyChefs went on strike, so the crew chief pulled me from La Familiga on 110th and Broadway. 1.2222 0.04429 108 86 20 2
1994 Hey some people have relief dogs, I got my relief dough 1.2222 0.04981 108 89 14 5
1995 I really kneaded this. 1.2222 0.04620 108 87 18 3
1996 I hope you like plane bagels. 1.2222 0.04429 108 86 20 2
1997 The whole process makes for a lighter, crispier crust. 1.2222 0.04019 108 84 24 0
1998 That's amore! 1.2222 0.04396 117 94 20 3
1999 We are a “fly by night” operation. 1.2222 0.04804 108 88 16 4
2000 Eight feet was the previous record. 1.2222 0.04620 108 87 18 3
2001 Another 3 hours and I have the record 1.2222 0.04229 108 85 22 1
2002 Yes, to speed the dough rising, I ask the pilot to dive! 1.2222 0.05151 108 90 12 6
2003 Fly the friendly pies. 1.2222 0.04429 108 86 20 2
2004 I'm a little light on dough! 1.2222 0.04229 108 85 22 1
2005 You'd never believe the weirdo's I usually have to sit next to when I fly.. 1.2222 0.04804 108 88 16 4
2006 Did you know pizza dough doubles as a flotation device? 1.2222 0.05151 108 90 12 6
2007 So I say to the candlestick maker, this time I am going to book my own travel. 1.2222 0.04620 108 87 18 3
2008 ...and I make lasagna on the return flight. 1.2222 0.04804 108 88 16 4
2009 The hardest part is getting the Ragu past security. 1.2222 0.04429 108 86 20 2
2010 For me it's like a security blanket 1.2212 0.04089 104 81 23 0
2011 I hope you're ok with raw dough. The pizza oven was confiscated. 1.2212 0.04523 104 83 19 2
2012 Changes in air pressure are the secret ingredient in my ultra crispy crust! 1.2212 0.04523 104 83 19 2
2013 It's what I dough. It's what I knead. 1.2212 0.04523 104 83 19 2
2014 This is the best in-flight entertainment you'll ever get. 1.2212 0.04918 104 85 15 4
2015 And if I don't get there in thirty minutes or less, I'm in real trouble. 1.2212 0.04725 104 84 17 3
2016 The pizza rises with the plane. 1.2212 0.04089 104 81 23 0
2017 You know what? They just keep making these seats smaller and smaller. 1.2212 0.04523 104 83 19 2
2018 I thought they said give pizza chance. 1.2212 0.04523 104 83 19 2
2019 It’s gonna be a plain pizza—I don’t have mushroom. 1.2212 0.04312 104 82 21 1
2020 They said I kneaded more dough to sit first class!" 1.2212 0.04312 104 82 21 1
2021 My friend said, "Don't toss your cookies." So I thought I would try this instead. 1.2212 0.05105 104 86 13 5
2022 Oh, I used to be all thumbs. 1.2212 0.04725 104 84 17 3
2023 Customs will never check your carry-on for take-out. 1.2212 0.04312 104 82 21 1
2024 Remember when a person could leave their work behind at the office? 1.2212 0.04089 104 81 23 0
2025 Some say I take the rising process too seriously... 1.2212 0.04312 104 82 21 1
2026 Want to join the mile high pizza club? 1.2212 0.04725 104 84 17 3
2027 It's like an emotional support animal only doughier. 1.2212 0.04089 104 81 23 0
2028 Yes, as a two-dimensional character, I am able to keep this pizza suspended in mid air... indefinitely. 1.2212 0.04523 104 83 19 2
2029 I have a peanut allergy. 1.2212 0.04523 104 83 19 2
2030 I like to travel with some extra dough on me." 1.2212 0.04523 104 83 19 2
2031 You’d be surprised how effective it is in overcoming “fear of flying.” 1.2211 0.05004 95 77 15 3
2032 Move to the suburbs, they said. You can work on the train, they said. 1.2182 0.04545 110 89 18 3
2033 Few people don't know this, but we were the first "Mile-high club." 1.2178 0.04794 101 82 16 3
2034 We are now officially in the 'Mile Pie Club.' 1.2178 0.04361 101 80 20 1
2035 And what kind of sauce would you like on your personal inflight pizza? 1.2178 0.04361 101 80 20 1
2036 Remote work is a benefit in so many industries these days. 1.2178 0.04794 101 82 16 3
2037 I do work from home a lot these days. 1.2178 0.04361 101 80 20 1
2038 Only the take off and landing are tricky 1.2174 0.04592 92 73 18 1
2039 If you think this is high wait for the turbulence! 1.2174 0.05315 92 76 12 4
2040 To be sure, my mom always thought my childhood dream was pie in the sky. 1.2170 0.04240 106 84 21 1
2041 At this point my dreams of becoming a pilot are just pie in the sky 1.2170 0.05017 106 88 13 5
2042 The crust is best when tossed at above thirty thousand feet. 1.2170 0.04834 106 87 15 4
2043 Do you want extra cheese? 1.2170 0.04240 106 84 21 1
2044 You should see me juggle. This is a piece of cake. 1.2170 0.04834 106 87 15 4
2045 I'm practicing mindfulness. 1.2170 0.04023 106 83 23 0
2046 You wouldn't believe what they wanted to charge for a carry-on with no toppings! 1.2170 0.04645 106 86 17 3
2047 Turbulence helps." 1.2170 0.04645 106 86 17 3
2048 I liked the fast-risin' crust they made for Laura and me in the White House. So I thought, what better way to get a crust fast and risin' ... 1.2170 0.05017 106 88 13 5
2049 Wait 'til you see how it rises when I depressurize the cabin. 1.2170 0.05017 106 88 13 5
2050 Damn TSA has confiscated my fidget spinner again! 1.2170 0.04645 106 86 17 3
2051 I’m looking for ways to make dough rise even if you’re not in the White House. 1.2170 0.04834 106 87 15 4
2052 It's the iPizza XS 1.2170 0.04645 106 86 17 3
2053 the higher you throw it the better the pizza is,so here I am. 1.2170 0.04645 106 86 17 3
2054 Believe me, it's hard to make a good dough with only 3.4 ounces of water! 1.2170 0.04447 106 85 19 2
2055 And dont forget to adjust your oven temperature for high-altitude baking... 1.2170 0.04645 106 86 17 3
2056 It’s Chicago style, I had a layover in O’Hare. 1.2170 0.04447 106 85 19 2
2057 They were going to pour out all of my sauce at security so I just ate it. 1.2170 0.04834 106 87 15 4
2058 I am just practicing. 1.2170 0.05017 106 88 13 5
2059 The concept is called Coast to Coast Pizza. The only toppings offered are pretzels and peanuts, though. 1.2170 0.04447 106 85 19 2
2060 On this flight? Hawiian, of course! 1.2170 0.04447 106 85 19 2
2061 Oh sure. It's funny until someone looses a pie. 1.2170 0.04645 106 86 17 3
2062 If we're flying to Chicago I'm going to need more ingredients. 1.2170 0.04240 106 84 21 1
2063 Now I am a member of the mile pie club. 1.2170 0.04645 106 86 17 3
2064 Wanna go fuck in the washroom? 1.2170 0.04023 106 83 23 0
2065 The oven has its seat in economy comfort. You said pepperoni and mushroom, right? 1.2170 0.04447 106 85 19 2
2066 I'm trying out some high-altitude flour. 1.2170 0.04645 106 86 17 3
2067 And, delivery is free 1.2170 0.04834 106 87 15 4
2068 Personally, I don’t mind long flights - it gives me a chance to catch up on my work. 1.2170 0.04447 106 85 19 2
2069 If I can just make more dough, we’ll fly first class next time. 1.2170 0.04645 106 86 17 3
2070 Gotta let it rise. 1.2170 0.05017 106 88 13 5
2071 Order me a salad,please. 1.2170 0.04645 106 86 17 3
2072 My caption is for the issue I just received, Sept. 10th, stop getting ahead of the delivery! The caption for the couple on the beach should be: "It's nice out here on the roof." The cartoons you are choosing are worse than the captions submitted. 1.2170 0.05363 106 90 9 7
2073 It's high rise dough. 1.2170 0.05017 106 88 13 5
2074 First Class gets jet baked with everything. Business Class no anchovies, no garlic. 1.2170 0.04447 106 85 19 2
2075 I won 1st prize in Peoria. 1.2170 0.05017 106 88 13 5
2076 Never mind that I'm sitting here. My pizza's strictly first-class. 1.2170 0.05017 106 88 13 5
2077 4 years at Italian University, my dad will be proud when he sees this. 1.2170 0.04447 106 85 19 2
2078 Fuck you, Papa John 1.2170 0.05017 106 88 13 5
2079 When we get to cruising altitude I can just hold it on my lap. 1.2170 0.04447 106 85 19 2
2080 I'm a crazy not so rich American living my fantasy of rolling in dough. 1.2170 0.05017 106 88 13 5
2081 It's artisan. I even deliver. 1.2170 0.04834 106 87 15 4
2082 When I'm nervous I make pizzas. 1.2170 0.04645 106 86 17 3
2083 mama mia, the yeast is REALLY rising now! 1.2170 0.05017 106 88 13 5
2084 There's a lot that's up in the air right now. 1.2170 0.04447 106 85 19 2
2085 If I had any extra dough, I wouldn't be flying coach. 1.2170 0.04447 106 85 19 2
2086 15 minute fresh pizza delivery or it's free- I'm on the international shift. 1.2170 0.04834 106 87 15 4
2087 I was just fired at Mar-a-Lago. 1.2170 0.04834 106 87 15 4
2088 I am serious. And don't call me Shirley... 1.2170 0.05017 106 88 13 5
2089 It’s a nervous habit. 1.2170 0.04834 106 87 15 4
2090 It’s haut artisan. 1.2170 0.04645 106 86 17 3
2091 Well, the airline is experimenting with a new pizzeria flight-in concept. 1.2170 0.04240 106 84 21 1
2092 Just another one of my pie in the sky ideas 1.2170 0.04834 106 87 15 4
2093 Final phase of my ‘Fear of Pizza Tossing’ program. 1.2170 0.04447 106 85 19 2
2094 In another fifteen years I'll have made enough dough to retire. 1.2170 0.04240 106 84 21 1
2095 Conceptually, object-oriented programming is the same as functional programming. 1.2170 0.05017 106 88 13 5
2096 I guess I’m more of a ‘headroom’ kind of guy. 1.2170 0.04834 106 87 15 4
2097 Sorry, I’m just an anxious flyer. 1.2170 0.04834 106 87 15 4
2098 I'm flying coach to save some dough. 1.2170 0.04834 106 87 15 4
2099 Actually I'm the pitchman a new fragrance called Calzogne. 1.2170 0.05017 106 88 13 5
2100 I used mileage point, left me some extra dough 1.2170 0.04834 106 87 15 4
2101 I lost my thumbs. 1.2170 0.04834 106 87 15 4
2102 We’ve started our descent . 1.2170 0.05193 106 89 11 6
2103 The recipe call for anything else? 1.2170 0.05193 106 89 11 6
2104 If this bothers you, why’d you buy a ticket in business class? 1.2170 0.05017 106 88 13 5
2105 Taking work home was never this easy when I worked for Lehman Brothers. 1.2170 0.04240 106 84 21 1
2106 When I took the job, I didn’t realize this is what they meant by “you can expect to make dough even on your way to work.” 1.2170 0.04645 106 86 17 3
2107 I always finish my homework on my commute to the Culinary Institute. 1.2170 0.04645 106 86 17 3
2108 So then I thought, where is the artisan bakery market not saturated? Of course, there is that guy who has opened in first class..." 1.2170 0.04240 106 84 21 1
2109 Fly the friendly pies of .... 1.2170 0.04645 106 86 17 3
2110 I used to be CEO, had my name on all the boxes, and was in all of the commercials 1.2170 0.04834 106 87 15 4
2111 You're going to need a seat belt extender after this flight! 1.2170 0.04447 106 85 19 2
2112 I was using a laptop but the edges kept getting burnt! 1.2170 0.04645 106 86 17 3
2113 After three months, low carb made me crazy. 1.2170 0.05017 106 88 13 5
2114 We're serious about our motto: Delivered to your door, piping fresh. 1.2170 0.05017 106 88 13 5
2115 I myself can’t stand pizza. 1.2170 0.04240 106 84 21 1
2116 Pizza on the fly is my specialty. 1.2170 0.04447 106 85 19 2
2117 It's my comfort dog. 1.2162 0.04858 111 92 14 5
2118 Turbulence!! 1.2157 0.04093 102 80 22 0
2119 Do you think your parents will like the pizza? 1.2157 0.04093 102 80 22 0
2120 It’s the only way we can ensure that first class passengers can get fresh pizza. Toppings are handled back in row 26. 1.2157 0.04542 102 82 18 2
2121 I'm on a quest to be the biggest fucking asshole on the plane. It's who I am, and you can't change me. 1.2157 0.04542 102 82 18 2
2122 You won't believe what I can do with more leg room. 1.2157 0.04542 102 82 18 2
2123 Someone has to improve the food! 1.2151 0.04548 93 74 18 1
2124 It makes for the perfect crust 1.2150 0.04605 107 87 17 3
2125 I could make much bigger dough if I wanted too. 1.2150 0.04410 107 86 19 2
2126 It’s nice to fly an airline with free PIE-FI. 1.2136 0.05098 103 86 12 5
2127 ....and then I pat it, prick it, and mark it with a “T” 1.2136 0.04907 103 85 14 4
2128 This isn’t the worst thing I’ve snuck through TSA 1.2136 0.04907 103 85 14 4
2129 See? The altitude helps the Yeast rise faster which results in a far superior pizza, ill be it it is rather expensive. 1.2136 0.04907 103 85 14 4
2130 No, the pizza is for 1st class passengers only, but they make me sit in coach. 1.2136 0.04907 103 85 14 4
2131 Airline food, amirite? 1.2136 0.04709 103 84 16 3
2132 Hey! Don’t judge! I kneed to practice! 1.2136 0.04503 103 83 18 2
2133 Don't worry, it's gluten-free. 1.2136 0.04709 103 84 16 3
2134 Even uncooked dough is better than airline food, wouldn't you agree? 1.2136 0.04503 103 83 18 2
2135 I saw a guy with a hot dog grill on the subway. I thought this would be a little classier. 1.2136 0.04709 103 84 16 3
2136 Emotional support dough is allowed as long as you have a letter from your baker 1.2136 0.04907 103 85 14 4
2137 Don't believe that "pie in the sky" is impossible. 1.2136 0.04907 103 85 14 4
2138 My restaurant entered me in the "highest pizza toss" competition. 1.2136 0.05281 103 87 10 6
2139 It’s the iPad Pro “flex”. 1.2136 0.04503 103 83 18 2
2140 Yes I am travelling for work. 1.2136 0.04907 103 85 14 4
2141 The boss allowed me to work from home today, but he doesn't know I'm traveling. 1.2136 0.04058 103 81 22 0
2142 Just trying to make a little extra dough. 1.2136 0.04503 103 83 18 2
2143 The turbulence really helps the crust. 1.2136 0.04709 103 84 16 3
2144 My wife thinks I’m a workaholic. 1.2136 0.05098 103 86 12 5
2145 I always take my work with me when I travel. 1.2136 0.04907 103 85 14 4
2146 I took the red-eye so the dough could rise overnight. 1.2136 0.04907 103 85 14 4
2147 Welcome back to the season finale of Mile Pie Club. 1.2136 0.04907 103 85 14 4
2148 If I don't do this on my off time, I lose it. 1.2136 0.05098 103 86 12 5
2149 It's all part of our new Frequent Pizza Program. 1.2136 0.04709 103 84 16 3
2150 Wait, you're saying yeast makes the dough rise??? 1.2136 0.04907 103 85 14 4
2151 Sorry, they only allow sausage and pepperoni in first class. 1.2136 0.04907 103 85 14 4
2152 Whoever throws the pizza dough the highest wins $10,000. We're at 30,000 feet... I WIN! 1.2136 0.04503 103 83 18 2
2153 My fidget spinner broke... 1.2136 0.04709 103 84 16 3
2154 It's easier in this thin air. 1.2136 0.04709 103 84 16 3
2155 Cooking relaxes me. 1.2136 0.04907 103 85 14 4
2156 On the return flight I cook a turkey. 1.2136 0.04503 103 83 18 2
2157 I try to avoid the in-flight meals 1.2136 0.04709 103 84 16 3
2158 I take the train to keep my hands free and get some work done. It was a complete mess when I was driving. 1.2136 0.05098 103 86 12 5
2159 Chef Ramsay is mixing the sauce up in first class. 1.2136 0.04503 103 83 18 2
2160 It's hard to get the tomato sauce past the TSA,though. 1.2136 0.04503 103 83 18 2
2161 Supposedly, the higher you toss the pizza, the better it tastes. 1.2136 0.04503 103 83 18 2
2162 The mile high pie club 1.2136 0.04907 103 85 14 4
2163 Anyone can look at their phone and laptop. Do you know anyone who can do this 1.2136 0.04907 103 85 14 4
2164 I've been having a terrible time getting it to rise. 1.2136 0.04907 103 85 14 4
2165 yup, I'm studying for my final exam too... 1.2136 0.04907 103 85 14 4
2166 Excuse me, do you have any mozzarella? 1.2136 0.05098 103 86 12 5
2167 It might get a little hot in here when I fire up my portable oven. 1.2136 0.04907 103 85 14 4
2168 You wanna join me in the mile high pie club? 1.2136 0.04709 103 84 16 3
2169 It’s not easy. I have to follow the high-altitude instructions. 1.2136 0.04286 103 82 20 1
2170 They made me check the pasta sauce 1.2136 0.04709 103 84 16 3
2171 Somebody in first class ordered a pie in the sky. 1.2136 0.04709 103 84 16 3
2172 I let gravity do all the work. 1.2136 0.05098 103 86 12 5
2173 As long as the reference frame doesn't hit turbulence, I think we can say the law of relative motion has been confirmed 1.2136 0.04907 103 85 14 4
2174 What’s the next step after ‘Toss the crust up in the air’? 1.2136 0.04907 103 85 14 4
2175 My take on pie in the sky. 1.2136 0.04907 103 85 14 4
2176 It's part of my PhD​ research about pizza moisture and the effects on social media alienation. 1.2136 0.05281 103 87 10 6
2177 They say the secret to a good crust is elevation. 1.2136 0.04709 103 84 16 3
2178 We chefs know that pizza's best when its dough is tossed in the air. 1.2136 0.04058 103 81 22 0
2179 Say, you wouldn't have some spare pepperoni?" 1.2136 0.04907 103 85 14 4
2180 The President called for New York pizza and said to hurry and he wants it fresh. 1.2136 0.04907 103 85 14 4
2181 Thanks for fling Alitalia. 1.2136 0.05098 103 86 12 5
2182 The boss wants a quick-rising dough. 1.2136 0.05098 103 86 12 5
2183 Ya' see, dear, the working class wears many different hats. 1.2136 0.04907 103 85 14 4
2184 Yes, even I have to bring my work with me. 1.2136 0.04907 103 85 14 4
2185 A billable hour is a billable hour. 1.2136 0.04503 103 83 18 2
2186 It's more than just a pie in the sky. 1.2136 0.04709 103 84 16 3
2187 The Easy Bake oven fits right under the seat in front of you. 1.2136 0.04907 103 85 14 4
2188 Don't worry, I brought some extra dough in case this one goes flying 1.2136 0.05098 103 86 12 5
2189 I'm thinking I should reconsider the "guaranteed fresh to your home" campaign. 1.2136 0.04503 103 83 18 2
2190 It's in lieu of an in-flight movie. 1.2136 0.04709 103 84 16 3
2191 It's a contest to see who can throw the pie the highest. 1.2136 0.04907 103 85 14 4
2192 My boss, he always yelling: "Toss it higher, HIGHER!" What he gonna say now, uh? 1.2136 0.04503 103 83 18 2
2193 I call this toss “airplane mode”. 1.2136 0.04286 103 82 20 1
2194 Sometimes Captain McKenzie orders out. 1.2136 0.04503 103 83 18 2
2195 My doctor said it's good for my anxiety. 1.2136 0.04286 103 82 20 1
2196 I usually toss my cookies when flying, this time I'm feeling a bit flippant. 1.2136 0.04286 103 82 20 1
2197 I'm the cater for the mile high club. What do you do for a living? 1.2136 0.04709 103 84 16 3
2198 I get more hang time at this altitude. 1.2136 0.04709 103 84 16 3
2199 I heard that you have to pay for air plane food. 1.2136 0.04503 103 83 18 2
2200 Sorry I couldn't find the kitchen 1.2136 0.04286 103 82 20 1
2201 This is my emotional support item. 1.2136 0.04907 103 85 14 4
2202 The secret is using high-altitude flour. 1.2136 0.04709 103 84 16 3
2203 ...so pie in the sky is a thing" 1.2136 0.04058 103 81 22 0
2204 I just can’t stand airplane food. 1.2136 0.04503 103 83 18 2
2205 It also makes for a great pillow. 1.2136 0.04907 103 85 14 4
2206 For a lousy seat, it sure cost a lot of dough. 1.2136 0.05098 103 86 12 5
2207 Just a dream, right 1.2136 0.05098 103 86 12 5
2208 Ever tried the mile high crust? 1.2136 0.04709 103 84 16 3
2209 My plan to become a famous Italian chef might just be so much pie-in-the-sky. 1.2136 0.04286 103 82 20 1
2210 I knead to use the overhead 1.2136 0.04709 103 84 16 3
2211 Just don't ask for peanuts on it. 1.2136 0.04907 103 85 14 4
2212 467 seats on this plane but I’m always sat next to a tosser. 1.2136 0.05281 103 87 10 6
2213 My therapist said to find something that calms me. 1.2136 0.04503 103 83 18 2
2214 Would you like to join the Mile Pie Club? 1.2136 0.05098 103 86 12 5
2215 I was told a pizzeria in a plane was a "pie in the sky" idea. 1.2136 0.04503 103 83 18 2
2216 There's no kitchen in economy. 1.2136 0.04503 103 83 18 2
2217 My boss said I don't have to spend vacation hours if I work on the plane 1.2136 0.04709 103 84 16 3
2218 It's not at all like riding a bike. You lose the skill if you don't constantly practice. 1.2130 0.04567 108 88 17 3
2219 I’m always working. 1.2130 0.04567 108 88 17 3
2220 Our competitors made a cooking show that takes place in luxury cars so here we are. 1.2121 0.04821 99 81 15 3
2221 I figured in flight meals are due for an upgrade. 1.2121 0.04372 99 79 19 1
2222 Don't worry, it comes with the in-flight movie. 1.2121 0.04372 99 79 19 1
2223 We're seeking an international franchise. 1.2121 0.04602 99 80 17 2
2224 Yes, it’s my emotional support pizza dough. That’s the only way they let it on the plane 1.2121 0.04372 99 79 19 1
2225 When I get nervous, I like to cook. 1.2121 0.04372 99 79 19 1
2226 The thing is, if I don't do this than its weirder. 1.2121 0.04372 99 79 19 1
2227 When you love what you do then you never commute a day in your life. 1.2121 0.04602 99 80 17 2
2228 It's the best option if you want authentic New York pizza. 1.2121 0.04372 99 79 19 1
2229 Just catching up on some work,you? 1.2121 0.04372 99 79 19 1
2230 I love the extra headroom. 1.2121 0.04602 99 80 17 2
2231 A baker? No, I'm the Secretary of Defense. Wheeee! 1.2115 0.04864 104 86 14 4
2232 We are well known for our quick delivery for online orders. For $2.50 more I can add cheese and veggies of your choice. 1.2115 0.04464 104 84 18 2
2233 When a big pizza pie hits you in the eye, that's amore 1.2115 0.05234 104 88 10 6
2234 I told them it was a pie in the sky idea... 1.2095 0.04628 105 86 16 3
2235 Depends, did you purchase any add-on toppings? 1.2095 0.04628 105 86 16 3
2236 If you play your cards right, I'll turn a medium into an extra large. 1.2093 0.05261 86 71 12 3
2237 Um...It's not coming down...steep dive...very steep dive! 1.2079 0.04734 101 83 15 3
2238 You still have to be ready to catch self-rising dough when we descend. 1.2079 0.04295 101 81 19 1
2239 Can you believe that security confiscated my tomato sauce? 1.2079 0.04734 101 83 15 3
2240 It's a soar-dough! 1.2079 0.04734 101 83 15 3
2241 And that's why I always make my own pizza before assisting the person beside me. 1.2079 0.04295 101 81 19 1
2242 There's a wood burning oven in the overhead. 1.2079 0.04734 101 83 15 3
2243 Just'a like Mama used to fly. 1.2079 0.04295 101 81 19 1
2244 Can't you see I'm working here? 1.2079 0.04734 101 83 15 3
2245 I feel like everything is up in the air right now! 1.2079 0.04734 101 83 15 3
2246 It's what I do when I can't have my emotional support dog. 1.2079 0.04520 101 82 17 2
2247 In this economy, I had to find a niche market. 1.2079 0.04734 101 83 15 3
2248 You really don't want to see us enter a flat spin. 1.2079 0.04939 101 84 13 4
2249 You must think I'm an idiot. 1.2079 0.04939 101 84 13 4
2250 It doubles my air miles. 1.2079 0.05135 101 85 11 5
2251 I’m starting to re-think this international delivery concept. 1.2079 0.04939 101 84 13 4
2252 During a steep descent, it floats in the air. 1.2079 0.04734 101 83 15 3
2253 They said I'd never get this much dough through customs. 1.2079 0.04295 101 81 19 1
2254 My co-workers said, "Bring plenty of dough," when they learned where I was headed. 1.2079 0.04734 101 83 15 3
2255 And then the idea hit me in the eye. 1.2079 0.04939 101 84 13 4
2256 So you see, the earth can't be round. 1.2079 0.04058 101 80 21 0
2257 Ah no! These films are rubbish. Chef’s life never like that! 1.2079 0.05135 101 85 11 5
2258 This'll be a whole lot easier on Space X. 1.2079 0.04520 101 82 17 2
2259 At the chef's school they said to "Toss it high". 1.2079 0.04520 101 82 17 2
2260 I just can't seem to leave my work at the bakery 1.2079 0.05135 101 85 11 5
2261 4 years of college and I'm rolling in the dough. 1.2079 0.04939 101 84 13 4
2262 This is in lieu of a comfort dog. 1.2079 0.04734 101 83 15 3
2263 Don't forget to adjust the cooking time for altitude. 1.2079 0.04939 101 84 13 4
2264 If this bothers you, I can eat it. 1.2079 0.05135 101 85 11 5
2265 People don't realize it but, pizza-making is what's called a use-it-or-lose-it skill. If you don't do it every day, it's gone 1.2079 0.04734 101 83 15 3
2266 '"Yes looking back I think he meant to suggest taking my therapy doberman on the flight but we got cut off right about then." 1.2079 0.04734 101 83 15 3
2267 Oh, I was a pilot, than this baking thing came along and I see no knead for more dough. 1.2079 0.04520 101 82 17 2
2268 This is OK, but the First Class chefs get to cook duck l'orange. 1.2079 0.04939 101 84 13 4
2269 Want a piece in the “Mile High Club”? 1.2079 0.05135 101 85 11 5
2270 I'm loving this new inflight work trend... 1.2079 0.04520 101 82 17 2
2271 And then there was the time I stuffed a manicotti on the bus to Hoboken... 1.2079 0.04734 101 83 15 3
2272 It's really all in your altitude! 1.2079 0.04734 101 83 15 3
2273 So as I was saying, the gig economy hurts everyone. 1.2079 0.04520 101 82 17 2
2274 Getting it in the air is always the most stressful part. 1.2079 0.04520 101 82 17 2
2275 I just don’t understand why Bourdain would kill himself...but Weinstein? If he had been the one to kill himself...sure that would make sense... 1.2079 0.04520 101 82 17 2
2276 Sure it’s a long commute, but I can get a lot of work done on it. 1.2079 0.04734 101 83 15 3
2277 The in-flight food is indeed crepe 1.2079 0.04295 101 81 19 1
2278 did you see the "I love lucy" episode where...………….. 1.2079 0.04520 101 82 17 2
2279 Actually, it's a therapy pizza. 1.2079 0.04295 101 81 19 1
2280 You have no idea how hot it gets in here” 1.2079 0.04734 101 83 15 3
2281 Don't ask. It's on a kneed to know basis. 1.2079 0.05135 101 85 11 5
2282 I prefer to fix my own airline meals. 1.2079 0.04520 101 82 17 2
2283 It's a working vacation." Mary Ellen Doyle, Charleston, S 1.2079 0.04734 101 83 15 3
2284 If this works, we'll try crepes suzettes. 1.2079 0.05135 101 85 11 5
2285 We got a complaint that our dough wasn't airy enough. 1.2079 0.05324 101 86 9 6
2286 Oh, same as you. I'm just doin' my flippin' job. 1.2079 0.04734 101 83 15 3
2287 They took away my emotional support emu at the gate. 1.2079 0.04058 101 80 21 0
2288 I’m flipping, how about you? 1.2079 0.04058 101 80 21 0
2289 When Papa John said Pisa delivery I took him at his word! 1.2079 0.04734 101 83 15 3
2290 This is the best way to get the dough to rise. 1.2079 0.04939 101 84 13 4
2291 Wanna join me in the Mile -High Pie-in-the-Sky club? 1.2079 0.04734 101 83 15 3
2292 I'm gluten-only. 1.2079 0.04734 101 83 15 3
2293 Actually, the turbulence makes my job much easier. 1.2079 0.04295 101 81 19 1
2294 I find this is the only way to get the dough light and airy 1.2079 0.04734 101 83 15 3
2295 Now that I'm manager, I'm trying everything through that 30,000 foot lens. 1.2079 0.04734 101 83 15 3
2296 My company wanted to test the effects of germs and aluminum encasing on our product before we're launching 'Pizza Dough in Can' 1.2079 0.04734 101 83 15 3
2297 We go to great lengths to see that our dough rises properly. 1.2079 0.04734 101 83 15 3
2298 They snicker, but they’re secretly grateful. As long as I keep this in the air, the plane stays in the air. 1.2079 0.04939 101 84 13 4
2299 This helps to rise 1.2079 0.05135 101 85 11 5
2300 Some people chew gum to pop their ears. 1.2079 0.04939 101 84 13 4
2301 I’d never fly coach. Not enough headroom. 1.2079 0.05135 101 85 11 5
2302 And it’ll stay there as long I keep my hands like this. 1.2079 0.04295 101 81 19 1
2303 I argued, but it turns out the TSA classifies sauce as a liquid 1.2079 0.04520 101 82 17 2
2304 ...the dough is ready by the time we land at JFK. A drive to little Italy for the sauce, then Amtrak to 30th Street and the broad street line to south Philly for the pepperoni. 24 minutes at 400 degrees and then we start the process all over again. 1.2079 0.04939 101 84 13 4
2305 It’s my emotional support pizza crust. 1.2079 0.04734 101 83 15 3
2306 I see you're getting some work done too. 1.2079 0.04295 101 81 19 1
2307 I never dreamed the demand for fresh, hand-tossed, pizza crusts would have me travelling the globe. 1.2079 0.04520 101 82 17 2
2308 I'm actually an accountant, but when they took away my anxiety monkey I had to try something. 1.2062 0.04620 97 79 16 2
2309 Ladies and gentlemen, the Captain has turned on the Tossing Dough sign. We always recommend to use generous amounts of flour on your dough while you’re tossing. 1.2062 0.04381 97 78 18 1
2310 They always told me I had pie in the sky ideas back at the Pizzeria I used to work in. 1.2062 0.04129 97 77 20 0
2311 Well, I guess Southwest finally got tired of peanuts. 1.2062 0.04620 97 79 16 2
2312 This is one of my favorite nightmares 1.2062 0.04847 97 80 14 3
2313 Hope you don’t mind. I have to keep my hands busy or else I get very bad air sickness. 1.2062 0.04381 97 78 18 1
2314 No. I've never been to Italy. Why? 1.2062 0.04620 97 79 16 2
2315 These new seats make it really hard to work on the plane. 1.2062 0.04381 97 78 18 1
2316 I'm pitching a new cooking show to the network. 1.2062 0.04847 97 80 14 3
2317 How else do you get dough to rise? 1.2056 0.04351 107 87 18 2
2318 Just do it. 1.2041 0.04342 98 79 18 1
2319 Everyone told me this was a pie in the sky idea. 1.2041 0.04342 98 79 18 1
2320 I just love the new pizza to go concept! 1.2041 0.04802 98 81 14 3
2321 The bastards made me gate-check my oven, so I really don’t have a choice, now do I? 1.2041 0.05016 98 82 12 4
2322 I'd like to make better dough so I could afford first class. 1.2041 0.04802 98 81 14 3
2323 Thank God they didn't ask me to check my bag. 1.2041 0.04802 98 81 14 3
2324 Wait, “flying”? Oh, I’ve made a terrible mistake 1.2041 0.05016 98 82 12 4
2325 'It gets tricky in turbulence.' 1.2041 0.04577 98 80 16 2
2326 And to think I almost became an airline pilot 1.2041 0.04577 98 80 16 2
2327 That pesky turbulence can pose a challenge. 1.2041 0.04577 98 80 16 2
2328 Hot pie home delivered in 3 hours or less or it's free. 1.2041 0.04802 98 81 14 3
2329 Then we put the dough on your overheated laptop battery and Voila. pizza! 1.2041 0.05016 98 82 12 4
2330 Usually work from home but get extra dough for overtime 1.2041 0.04342 98 79 18 1
2331 But what path does the pizza dough take relative to an observer on the ground? 1.2041 0.04802 98 81 14 3
2332 I'm trying to make enough dough to get into first class 1.2041 0.04577 98 80 16 2
2333 Airtime is essential. 1.2041 0.04802 98 81 14 3
2334 It tastes better the longer it stays in the air. 1.2041 0.04577 98 80 16 2
2335 This way, I can say I hand-toss my crusts higher than anybody.” 1.2041 0.05016 98 82 12 4
2336 I have trouble leaving my work behind also 1.2041 0.05016 98 82 12 4
2337 My life coach said I should live my dreams! 1.2041 0.05016 98 82 12 4
2338 There's a glitch with the pizza drones today. 1.2041 0.04092 98 78 20 0
2339 I hate having to take work home with me! 1.2041 0.05016 98 82 12 4
2340 And what's really great is that it doubles as a pillow!!!! 1.2041 0.04577 98 80 16 2
2341 It's my patented gluten-free artisanal high-altitude bread, but the business model is still up in the air. 1.2041 0.04577 98 80 16 2
2342 Unfortunately, the made me check the sauce. 1.2041 0.04092 98 78 20 0
2343 It’s my first working vacation 1.2041 0.04342 98 79 18 1
2344 You should see what they are serving in first class 1.2041 0.04802 98 81 14 3
2345 The main challenge is adjusting the recipe for elevation. 1.2041 0.05016 98 82 12 4
2346 These Hawaiian pizzas take a little more time. 1.2041 0.04802 98 81 14 3
2347 The secret to a successful side-hussle is productively using your dowmtime 1.2041 0.05016 98 82 12 4
2348 My business is up in the air. 1.2041 0.04577 98 80 16 2
2349 During takeoffs and landings, it goes flying. 1.2041 0.04342 98 79 18 1
2350 So, she's like, "I just don't think we have that much in common, Gino." 1.2041 0.05016 98 82 12 4
2351 some guy ordered a pizza in aisle 7 1.2041 0.05016 98 82 12 4
2352 This is my first pie-in-the-sky idea that actually took off. 1.2041 0.04802 98 81 14 3
2353 Airlines are raising a lot of dough these days. 1.2041 0.04577 98 80 16 2
2354 Hey, would you prefer I throw up something else? 1.2041 0.05016 98 82 12 4
2355 This one wouldn't fit in my carry on. 1.2041 0.04577 98 80 16 2
2356 Uhh, I'm getting as far away from Hell's Kitchen as possible. 1.2041 0.04342 98 79 18 1
2357 The hard part is finding a yeast that coexists with a high level of nitroamines. 1.2041 0.04092 98 78 20 0
2358 You wouldn’t happen to have some tomato sauce? 1.2041 0.04577 98 80 16 2
2359 I'm limiting my screen time. 1.2041 0.04802 98 81 14 3
2360 My oven just died so I'm going to my moms to use hers 1.2041 0.04092 98 78 20 0
2361 Actually, the trickiest part of the process is adjusting the ingredients for the altitude. 1.2041 0.04802 98 81 14 3
2362 My friends always told my dreams were pie in the sky. 1.2041 0.05016 98 82 12 4
2363 Do you think "Pie in the Sky" for a restaurant name is a bit on the nose? 1.2041 0.04092 98 78 20 0
2364 You've heard of QANON right? 1.2041 0.04092 98 78 20 0
2365 Actually, I'm an air marshall. 1.2041 0.05016 98 82 12 4
2366 It's planned for international first class, but they say we have to practice in economy 1.2041 0.04577 98 80 16 2
2367 I have to get twenty-six of these done by Milan. 1.2041 0.04342 98 79 18 1
2368 I’ll be okay after we’ve leveled off at cruising altitude. 1.2041 0.04577 98 80 16 2
2369 Ill tell you why, I kneed the dough. 1.2041 0.04802 98 81 14 3
2370 I couldn't get the pepperoni through security. 1.2041 0.04342 98 79 18 1
2371 It said to let the crust rise. Do you think 800 feet is high enough? 1.2041 0.05016 98 82 12 4
2372 ...and if an emergency happens after mid flight, the gluten in this baby will stretch like a sail and I'll have a gentle landing. 1.2041 0.04092 98 78 20 0
2373 I work remotely most days. 1.2041 0.04342 98 79 18 1
2374 The risky part is when the train starts moving. 1.2041 0.05016 98 82 12 4
2375 I need to make more dough. 1.2041 0.05016 98 82 12 4
2376 ...and so how's your work-life balance treating you? 1.2041 0.04802 98 81 14 3
2377 The fee for checking it was outrageous. 1.2041 0.04342 98 79 18 1
2378 I made a lot of dough back in New York. 1.2041 0.04802 98 81 14 3
2379 They come out fluffier at higher altitudes 1.2041 0.04577 98 80 16 2
2380 I started as a teenager when my new stepfather told me not to play with my food. 1.2041 0.04577 98 80 16 2
2381 I got on at Naples. 1.2041 0.04802 98 81 14 3
2382 My company successfully lobbied the FAA to change the rule. 1.2041 0.04802 98 81 14 3
2383 My Thin Crust Pizza at 40 Thousand Feet 1.2041 0.05222 98 83 10 5
2384 So? Where you been? Deregulation means business-friendly. 1.2041 0.05016 98 82 12 4
2385 Mr. Manafort asked me if we deliver, and I said, well... 1.2041 0.04802 98 81 14 3
2386 I'm going for the Genus Word Book for longest pizza dough tossing. 1.2041 0.04092 98 78 20 0
2387 You know, I dont think youre allowed to use a laptop on this flight... 1.2041 0.05016 98 82 12 4
2388 I'm gonna need two tray tables ... 1.2041 0.04802 98 81 14 3
2389 It seems to rise better up here! 1.2041 0.04802 98 81 14 3
2390 They allow this but my stress ball was deemed potentially hazardous. Go Figure. 1.2041 0.05016 98 82 12 4
2391 Better you should ask, why are we sitting four across? 1.2041 0.04577 98 80 16 2
2392 There's no getting away from work these days. 1.2041 0.04577 98 80 16 2
2393 I'm going for the record. 1.2041 0.04577 98 80 16 2
2394 I'm flying straight to Moscow. Putin may hate America, but he likes his Chicago deep dish FRESH. 1.2041 0.05016 98 82 12 4
2395 If I were rolling in dough, I could sit in first class. 1.2041 0.04802 98 81 14 3
2396 Well, we promise 30’ delivery in this area. 1.2041 0.04577 98 80 16 2
2397 I hope you have enough battery life. I'm going to need the power outlet soon. 1.2041 0.04802 98 81 14 3
2398 I find the recirculated air does wonders for the crust. 1.2041 0.04092 98 78 20 0
2399 I do all my crusts on an airplane. It’s expensive, but worth it! 1.2041 0.04802 98 81 14 3
2400 The pizza throwing contest is tomorrow. 1.2041 0.04092 98 78 20 0
2401 ...and then Papa said to me, 'Choose a job that you love and you will never work a day in your life.' 1.2041 0.04577 98 80 16 2
2402 OK, I got that. Now, what does the video say my next step is? 1.2041 0.05419 98 84 8 6
2403 I'm part of the promised Presidential Program for Pie in the Sky. 1.2041 0.04342 98 79 18 1
2404 Di I mention that we deliver? 1.2041 0.05016 98 82 12 4
2405 Sorry, my interview is tomorrow. 1.2041 0.04802 98 81 14 3
2406 ...what are you looking at? In this day and age, everybody works on vacation. 1.2041 0.04802 98 81 14 3
2407 I was supposed to be in the window seat behind us but my Sky Pie kept hitting the overhead bin. 1.2041 0.04577 98 80 16 2
2408 I’m just tossing this out.. 1.2041 0.04342 98 79 18 1
2409 They said to turn that shit off! 1.2041 0.05016 98 82 12 4
2410 To tell you the truth I get more done on the plane without all the office distractions. 1.2041 0.04802 98 81 14 3
2411 yes eet is my - how you say - emotional support dough! 1.2041 0.04577 98 80 16 2
2412 International delivery - fresh - sounds great... 1.2041 0.04577 98 80 16 2
2413 These days, you can’t leave work at work anymore 1.2041 0.04577 98 80 16 2
2414 I'm a high flier who tosses his dough around - what do you do? 1.2041 0.04577 98 80 16 2
2415 Occupational therapy. 1.2041 0.04802 98 81 14 3
2416 I've been trying to get some work done before we land. 1.2041 0.05016 98 82 12 4
2417 This is my secret trick to get the bread to rise without yeast. 1.2041 0.04802 98 81 14 3
2418 If I had more dough, I’d be in business. 1.2041 0.05016 98 82 12 4
2419 Uber Eats doesn’t pay me enough for this. 1.2041 0.04342 98 79 18 1
2420 Since you asked, it was really a toss up whether to become a chef, but I kneaded the dough. 1.2041 0.04342 98 79 18 1
2421 I'm practicing for my interview. 1.2041 0.04802 98 81 14 3
2422 Hey, it's business class. 1.2041 0.04577 98 80 16 2
2423 Our light pizza menu is really pie in the sky. 1.2041 0.04577 98 80 16 2
2424 They told me this idea was just pie in the sky. 1.2041 0.04342 98 79 18 1
2425 Just getting a head start. I'm this month's visiting chef at a New York City restaurant. 1.2041 0.04092 98 78 20 0
2426 It sounds like your Ambien is kicking in. 1.2041 0.05222 98 83 10 5
2427 Be grateful I'm not tossing my cookies 1.2041 0.05016 98 82 12 4
2428 These days it's all about NY-LA pizza. 1.2041 0.05016 98 82 12 4
2429 One moment I accept a company cell phone, next thing you know I'm working on vacation! 1.2041 0.04577 98 80 16 2
2430 You have to practice... 1.2041 0.05016 98 82 12 4
2431 This is what you get when you are first class. hand made pizza 1.2041 0.04577 98 80 16 2
2432 I wanted to see how high I could get it. 1.2041 0.05222 98 83 10 5
2433 Altitude helps the dough rise. 1.2041 0.05016 98 82 12 4
2434 The more dough you raise, the less you knead it. 1.2041 0.05222 98 83 10 5
2435 I'd heard this airline was a fly pie night operation. 1.2041 0.04342 98 79 18 1
2436 I forgot to finish my homework. 1.2041 0.05016 98 82 12 4
2437 It's the altitude of the crust, not the airplane, that makes the difference." 1.2041 0.05222 98 83 10 5
2438 When they told me that an aisle seat would cost a little extra dough, I believed them! 1.2041 0.05016 98 82 12 4
2439 He said he had a craving for real New York pizza and told me to get to JFK and catch a flight right away! 1.2041 0.04577 98 80 16 2
2440 The dough doesn’t stretch as well in business class 1.2041 0.04802 98 81 14 3
2441 Enjoy your salad. 1.2041 0.04802 98 81 14 3
2442 I figured I might as well die doing what I love, and I love pizza 1.2041 0.04092 98 78 20 0
2443 I just want to be sharp for my job interview. 1.2041 0.04802 98 81 14 3
2444 I'm a member of the mile high pizza club. 1.2041 0.04577 98 80 16 2
2445 I didn't know if they were going to serve food on this flight. 1.2041 0.04802 98 81 14 3
2446 The dough rises best at 35,000 feet 1.2021 0.04682 94 77 15 2
2447 "I like to do the sixth turn over Seattle --light as air! 1.2021 0.04430 94 76 17 1
2448 The airline wanted to charge me a $50 baggage fee. 1.2021 0.04430 94 76 17 1
2449 Hey, I'm not tossing my cookies! 1.2021 0.04164 94 75 19 0
2450 'So, I didn't make top chef - big deal. Let's see em' top pizza at 30,000 feet' 1.2021 0.04682 94 77 15 2
2451 I thought "window seat or isle, it's a toss-up" 1.2021 0.04682 94 77 15 2
2452 My electronics are off. 1.2021 0.04682 94 77 15 2
2453 In pizza, varying gravitational force is essential to the formation of a good crust. 1.2021 0.04682 94 77 15 2
2454 Whatzamatta you? itza not so bad...shaddupa yo face ! 1.2021 0.04164 94 75 19 0
2455 This is why I"m such a great pizza chef. I practice every day. 1.2020 0.04536 99 81 16 2
2456 It’s disturbing... yes... it’s disturbing... 1.1979 0.04088 96 77 19 0
2457 Think of it as my fidget spinner. 1.1979 0.04826 96 80 13 3
2458 They actually had to remove a row in first class to accommodate the pizza oven. 1.1979 0.04826 96 80 13 3
2459 I just feel like I’m always connected to work. 1.1979 0.04826 96 80 13 3
2460 I'm an emotional support pizzaiolo. 1.1979 0.04593 96 79 15 2
2461 Some people say I'm a workaholic. 1.1979 0.04826 96 80 13 3
2462 Well, There's no app yet. 1.1979 0.04593 96 79 15 2
2463 I'm going for the Guinness Book of records for making dough rise 1.1979 0.04593 96 79 15 2
2464 It's nothing special. You know this is coach--right? 1.1979 0.04826 96 80 13 3
2465 My way of competing with those food trucks 1.1979 0.04593 96 79 15 2
2466 I just love this “virtual office” concept! 1.1979 0.04826 96 80 13 3
2467 We've cut delivery time in half.' 1.1979 0.04593 96 79 15 2
2468 Planes are the only place I can get any real work done anymore. 1.1979 0.04826 96 80 13 3
2469 My wife says I have to keep this up for nine and a half months. 1.1979 0.04593 96 79 15 2
2470 Can you read the recipe again? I just don't understand why this step requires a plane surface. 1.1979 0.04826 96 80 13 3
2471 The pilot likes his pizza fresh, light, and airy. 1.1979 0.05048 96 81 11 4
2472 "Relieves my anxiety and keeps me focused when I fly. 1.1979 0.04826 96 80 13 3
2473 Like most passengers, I keep my dough in a carry-on bag. 1.1979 0.04826 96 80 13 3
2474 You see it is not enough to simply toss the dough, it really has to fly. 1.1979 0.04348 96 78 17 1
2475 It's the fastest way I can get the dough to rise. 1.1979 0.04593 96 79 15 2
2476 This is Henry, my companion dough. 1.1979 0.04348 96 78 17 1
2477 This is my play dough. 1.1979 0.04593 96 79 15 2
2478 It's all about airtime. 1.1979 0.04826 96 80 13 3
2479 So was that you that cut the cheese? 1.1979 0.05261 96 82 9 5
2480 The crew needs an emotional support pizza. 1.1979 0.05261 96 82 9 5
2481 This flight is usually two hours or four pizza pies." 1.1979 0.04826 96 80 13 3
2482 Some people toss their cookies when they fly, but not me. 1.1979 0.04348 96 78 17 1
2483 You can take the man out of the pizza toss, but you can't take the pizza toss out of the man. 1.1979 0.05048 96 81 11 4
2484 I knew this trip was going to be "pie in the sky". 1.1979 0.04826 96 80 13 3
2485 This is business class, right? So how about I do mine and you mind your own? 1.1979 0.04826 96 80 13 3
2486 We got thrown off the last flight when the oven started smoking. 1.1979 0.05261 96 82 9 5
2487 In order to make a perfect quiche it has to be twirled at 40.000 feet for 21 seconds. 1.1979 0.05048 96 81 11 4
2488 For this year's vacation, it was a toss-up between Florence and Rome. 1.1979 0.05048 96 81 11 4
2489 Can you look up the high-altitude cook time? 1.1979 0.04348 96 78 17 1
2490 I'll be finishing my pizza dough before I help you with yours. 1.1979 0.04088 96 77 19 0
2491 I find that flour has the best consistence at 28,000 feet 1.1979 0.04826 96 80 13 3
2492 Making pizza is more than a job. It's a non-stop passion. 1.1979 0.04348 96 78 17 1
2493 I never cared for airline pizza. 1.1979 0.04593 96 79 15 2
2494 Dad said go for it . . .I'm going to call it Five Mile High Club Pizza . . 1.1979 0.04088 96 77 19 0
2495 Have you seen the food they serve on these flights? 1.1979 0.04593 96 79 15 2
2496 They always said, “You can take the chef out of Italy,” so I decided to take them up on it. 1.1979 0.05048 96 81 11 4
2497 You asked for a plane slice. 1.1979 0.04826 96 80 13 3
2498 At least it doesn't cry. 1.1979 0.04826 96 80 13 3
2499 In case of a water landing, my dough serves as a flotation device. 1.1979 0.04826 96 80 13 3
2500 And she was all "What about my kneads?" 1.1979 0.04593 96 79 15 2
2501 Airtisanal is the new thing. 1.1979 0.04826 96 80 13 3
2502 It's all about the aerodynamics. 1.1979 0.04593 96 79 15 2
2503 International Pizza Delivery. Every stop is fresh and fast." Talieah Ram, HI, Honolulu 1.1979 0.04593 96 79 15 2
2504 Even better than first class. 1.1979 0.04826 96 80 13 3
2505 This isn't what I was expecting when I ordered the make-your-own-pizza. 1.1979 0.05048 96 81 11 4
2506 I'm a fidgety flyer, but this helps. 1.1979 0.05048 96 81 11 4
2507 I went for extra sauce instead of extra legroom! 1.1979 0.04593 96 79 15 2
2508 The captain prefers a rising crust. 1.1979 0.04348 96 78 17 1
2509 Then in March 2003 I declared war on Iraq, and that was no picnic either, I can tell you. 1.1979 0.04593 96 79 15 2
2510 There are no meals served on this flight, so I brought my own. 1.1979 0.04826 96 80 13 3
2511 In case of a sudden ocean landing, it's an inflatable device. 1.1979 0.04593 96 79 15 2
2512 It's a therepy calzone. 1.1979 0.04593 96 79 15 2
2513 Mile High Pizza. For the Mile High Club after party. 1.1979 0.04826 96 80 13 3
2514 Hey, it's better than a bag of peanuts 1.1979 0.04826 96 80 13 3
2515 I can’t deal with “chicken or pasta” anymore! 1.1979 0.05048 96 81 11 4
2516 It's a call-in order for Putin. 1.1979 0.05048 96 81 11 4
2517 I can’t get away from work either.I work for this airline. 1.1979 0.04593 96 79 15 2
2518 I used to use a laptop but I kept dropping it. 1.1979 0.04826 96 80 13 3
2519 Your travel pillow will be ready in a moment, ma'am. 1.1979 0.04593 96 79 15 2
2520 I find the altitude makes for a perfect crust 1.1979 0.04348 96 78 17 1
2521 I don't care much for airline food. I bring my own. 1.1979 0.04088 96 77 19 0
2522 Student debt. I can't stop working! 1.1979 0.04088 96 77 19 0
2523 I should have known that TSA would trash my pizza cutter... I really kneaded it. 1.1979 0.04826 96 80 13 3
2524 The oven’s in the overhead locker 1.1979 0.05048 96 81 11 4
2525 You know, most people dont have the dough to fly first class. 1.1979 0.04348 96 78 17 1
2526 Sorry. I didn’t have enough dough for first class. 1.1959 0.04780 97 81 13 3
2527 Mamma Mia. I think the customer said 'carry out,' not 'carry on'. 1.1959 0.04550 97 80 15 2
2528 Could I interest you in a mile-high crust? 1.1959 0.04550 97 80 15 2
2529 Since we're landing at LaGuardia, I'll call this one my Yeast Coast Special 1.1959 0.05000 97 82 11 4
2530 Most people make the mistake of adding their toppings before we reach altitude. 1.1959 0.04780 97 81 13 3
2531 Yes, it's a new first class feature. The folks in the back now have to forage." 1.1959 0.04550 97 80 15 2
2532 Italy really impressed me. 1.1959 0.04780 97 81 13 3
2533 I always try to anticipate an air pocket, 1.1959 0.04780 97 81 13 3
2534 Y’know, they should really offer free WiFi on these things. 1.1959 0.04550 97 80 15 2
2535 What do you think, sky high or mile high pizza? 1.1959 0.04550 97 80 15 2
2536 got to practice im going to the finals.... 1.1959 0.04308 97 79 17 1
2537 Witb the flight lover's pizza, you are only allowed two carry on toppings. 1.1959 0.04780 97 81 13 3
2538 Maggie couldn’t believe her eyes, 4 seats in a row by a window. 1.1957 0.04159 92 74 18 0
2539 You get a lighter crust up here. 1.1957 0.04159 92 74 18 0
2540 I had to smuggle in a bottle of marinara sauce. You do not want to know where it is... 1.1957 0.04437 92 75 16 1
2541 The "30 minutes or it's free" guarantee doesn't start until we've landed. 1.1957 0.04437 92 75 16 1
2542 I'd worry more about the bed bugs if I were you. 1.1957 0.04437 92 75 16 1
2543 Yeah, they confiscated my pizza cutter. At least I tried. 1.1957 0.04437 92 75 16 1
2544 Everything's up in the air! Where is gravity when we need it? 1.1957 0.04698 92 76 14 2
2545 Protect your laptop if the pilot makes a sudden right turn. 1.1957 0.04698 92 76 14 2
2546 The best dough is on the Space Shuttle 1.1957 0.04698 92 76 14 2
2547 It's all about calculating altitude and turbulence anticipation in to the toss timing equation. 1.1957 0.04159 92 74 18 0
2548 It's the airline CEO's pet project-made to order comfort food for the comfort animals. 1.1957 0.04437 92 75 16 1
2549 I would not be doing this if I did not need the dough 1.1957 0.04698 92 76 14 2
2550 Well, it’s a test. If it doesn’t come; we’re in trouble. 1.1957 0.04159 92 74 18 0
2551 it can't go in the overhead 1.1957 0.04698 92 76 14 2
2552 {Singing} I like to fly With my pizza pie That's amore 1.1957 0.04946 92 77 12 3
2553 If we experience turbulence, I'll toss my cookies. 1.1957 0.04437 92 75 16 1
2554 Up here, the dough rises better. 1.1939 0.04735 98 82 13 3
2555 You know,I just find it very relaxing... 1.1935 0.05353 93 80 8 5
2556 ‘You just watch Signorina when I put on the marinara sauce”.’ 1.1935 0.04897 93 78 12 3
2557 TSA made me check my pan, so I need to keep flipping it until I claim my bags. 1.1935 0.04394 93 76 16 1
2558 Just think: I used to fly this plane. 1.1935 0.04897 93 78 12 3
2559 It's light ... It's gluten-free 1.1935 0.04652 93 77 14 2
2560 I need to get more rise to my dough. 1.1935 0.04897 93 78 12 3
2561 I know what you’re thinking. 1.1935 0.04897 93 78 12 3
2562 It's my new start-up, AirPizzaNPasta. 1.1935 0.04897 93 78 12 3
2563 Gino's has the best pizza in Boston. I fly it in daily from New York. 1.1935 0.04394 93 76 16 1
2564 Pardon me, but my carry-on pizza oven is under your seat. 1.1935 0.04394 93 76 16 1
2565 It's all part of our new 'Mile-High' promotion. 1.1935 0.05130 93 79 10 4
2566 If you just clock in and out, you’ll never make the big dough. 1.1935 0.05130 93 79 10 4
2567 I do have to toss it once in a while. It does get hot. That's why they call it a hot dog. 1.1935 0.04119 93 75 18 0
2568 We have the freshest in-flight meals that money can buy. 1.1935 0.05130 93 79 10 4
2569 It’s a long commute, but at least I get a lot of work done. 1.1935 0.04394 93 76 16 1
2570 The cabin air imbues the dough with an earthy cheese aroma. 1.1935 0.04897 93 78 12 3
2571 Idle hands are the devil's workshop. 1.1935 0.04652 93 77 14 2
2572 Brace for landing. 1.1935 0.05130 93 79 10 4
2573 CPTD. Compulsive Pizza Throwing Disorder. 1.1935 0.04897 93 78 12 3
2574 If Manafort can flip, so can I... 1.1935 0.04652 93 77 14 2
2575 Welcome to "Famous Original Ray's Airlines." 1.1935 0.04119 93 75 18 0
2576 It keeps my mind off being seven miles up in the air. 1.1935 0.04897 93 78 12 3
2577 If we don't deliver in 3000 miles or less, it's free. 1.1935 0.04652 93 77 14 2
2578 She's my emotional-support dough. 1.1935 0.04394 93 76 16 1
2579 May I borrow your charger? 1.1935 0.05353 93 80 8 5
2580 It was a toss-up, but I figured I’d fly coach and save a little dough. 1.1935 0.04652 93 77 14 2
2581 It's how I explain relativity. 1.1935 0.04897 93 78 12 3
2582 Repetitive motions calm my fear of flying. 1.1935 0.04652 93 77 14 2
2583 I bet the flight attendant I couldn't get a extra thin crust between my knees and the seat in front of me. 1.1935 0.04652 93 77 14 2
2584 Just catching up on work like everyone else. 1.1935 0.04652 93 77 14 2
2585 Would you like plane or pepperoni? 1.1935 0.04652 93 77 14 2
2586 I’m hoping they make it an Olympic event. 1.1935 0.04897 93 78 12 3
2587 Actually it's part of an experiment for my college physics class. 1.1935 0.04652 93 77 14 2
2588 It's gotta be fresh 1.1935 0.04394 93 76 16 1
2589 Actually, the best dough comes from Ossining. 1.1935 0.05353 93 80 8 5
2590 We offer free delivery 1.1935 0.04652 93 77 14 2
2591 I find the dough rises more quickly at higher altitudes. 1.1935 0.04652 93 77 14 2
2592 ... then my cousin's daughter, Deborah, met up with us in Chicago and could you believe it? Her neighbor, Cindy, was there and she had a bun in the oven... Oh, I just realized her husband is a baker. That's funny... Anyway, my nephew came by later... 1.1935 0.04652 93 77 14 2
2593 I would've been fine with a bag of peanuts. 1.1935 0.04119 93 75 18 0
2594 Don't worry- it's only plastic explosives. 1.1935 0.04897 93 78 12 3
2595 The altitude makes it crispier. 1.1935 0.05130 93 79 10 4
2596 I need a vacation. 1.1935 0.04897 93 78 12 3
2597 I'm trying to set a Guinness Book world record. 1.1935 0.04652 93 77 14 2
2598 And really, it's all just up in the air right now. 1.1935 0.04897 93 78 12 3
2599 The guy in the headphones is on our A list 1.1935 0.05130 93 79 10 4
2600 Nothing to it. I just told them I can't fly without my comfort food. 1.1935 0.04652 93 77 14 2
2601 They never check the toque. I could have brought anything up here. 1.1935 0.04394 93 76 16 1
2602 What do you expect? With all the added fees, I can't afford the in-flight meal... 1.1935 0.04394 93 76 16 1
2603 Pizza fly, that's also amore. 1.1935 0.04652 93 77 14 2
2604 It's the new SkyMall in-flight delivery service. 1.1935 0.04897 93 78 12 3
2605 The olive oil was over 3.4 ounces, I didn't have a choice. 1.1935 0.04394 93 76 16 1
2606 We deliver anywhere, really, anywhere... 1.1935 0.04652 93 77 14 2
2607 Sorry, but I desperately need the practice. 1.1935 0.04652 93 77 14 2
2608 I want to go into politics. I'm good at spin. 1.1935 0.04652 93 77 14 2
2609 ...And this is your brain on drugs. 1.1935 0.04897 93 78 12 3
2610 I'm a nervous tosser. 1.1935 0.04394 93 76 16 1
2611 It's not pie in the sky if it works. 1.1935 0.04652 93 77 14 2
2612 I always get more work done on a plane! 1.1935 0.04394 93 76 16 1
2613 Can you wait until the next stop? My wife will be boarding with the pizza oven. 1.1935 0.04394 93 76 16 1
2614 So there I was, marinara sauce on my pants. 1.1935 0.04394 93 76 16 1
2615 You get a lighter crust at this altitude. 1.1935 0.04652 93 77 14 2
2616 Wait, so the mile high club doesn't refer to hand tossing a pizza at 30,000 feet? 1.1935 0.04897 93 78 12 3
2617 The problem is, I still don't know how to get my oven on board. 1.1935 0.04652 93 77 14 2
2618 You just have to remember to adjust the recipe for the high altitude. 1.1935 0.04652 93 77 14 2
2619 You see, the secret is all in the descent. 1.1935 0.04119 93 75 18 0
2620 You're gonna love my specialty--pizza pie in the sky 1.1935 0.04119 93 75 18 0
2621 No it's a brat. Polish, too. 1.1915 0.04351 94 77 16 1
2622 First class is expensive, but I make a lot of dough. 1.1915 0.04607 94 78 14 2
2623 They're moving to fresh, homemade, hand tossed with free delivery. 1.1889 0.04149 90 73 17 0
2624 It's not easy delivering a pizza in 30 minutes or less. 1.1889 0.04440 90 74 15 1
2625 Just keeping my hands and mind busy. Plus, it's good for your posture! 1.1868 0.04108 91 74 17 0
2626 You have to be really dedicated to get to 10,000 hours. 1.1868 0.04665 91 76 13 2
2627 The best part is, I don't have to open my dough case going through security." Terry Bequette, Williston V 1.1868 0.05162 91 78 9 4
2628 I toss this so I dont toss my cookies 1.1868 0.04108 91 74 17 0
2629 United only charges for bags, not baguettes 1.1868 0.05162 91 78 9 4
2630 After tossing, the recipe clearly states you should let the dough rise. 1.1868 0.04920 91 77 11 3
2631 Couldn't get the wifi 1.1868 0.04665 91 76 13 2
2632 I wouldn't be able to fly if not for my comfort dough 1.1868 0.05393 91 79 7 5
2633 Yeah, I didn't have enough dough for first class either. 1.1868 0.05162 91 78 9 4
2634 They wanted to make the point that good airline food is really pie in the sky. 1.1868 0.04665 91 76 13 2
2635 Yeah, this is my service dough. I’m allowed to have it. 1.1868 0.04665 91 76 13 2
2636 The hardest part is making home deliveries. 1.1868 0.04665 91 76 13 2
2637 The ones that stick to the ceiling are free. 1.1868 0.04665 91 76 13 2
2638 Nothing says pizza like the New York skyline. 1.1868 0.04396 91 75 15 1
2639 No, but I had to check the oven. 1.1868 0.04665 91 76 13 2
2640 I hate airplane food, besides it's getting so expensive. 1.1868 0.04665 91 76 13 2
2641 It's great that they let you bring on your own food. 1.1868 0.04665 91 76 13 2
2642 I always bring along some light kneading on these trips. 1.1868 0.04396 91 75 15 1
2643 I just set a world record for highest pizza toss. 1.1868 0.04396 91 75 15 1
2644 It’s high in carbon footprint. 1.1868 0.04920 91 77 11 3
2645 It's my carry on baguette." 1.1868 0.04920 91 77 11 3
2646 I'm glad they finally opened a food court in SkyMall. 1.1868 0.04665 91 76 13 2
2647 I just don't like airplane food... 1.1868 0.04665 91 76 13 2
2648 Mama mia! Turbulence! 1.1868 0.04665 91 76 13 2
2649 My mom took my electronics away and said I had to learn to do something productive with my hand eye coordination. 1.1868 0.04920 91 77 11 3
2650 To Little Italy. Why do you ask? 1.1868 0.04665 91 76 13 2
2651 ...And then I said, 'I guess I'll take my business elsewhere!' 1.1868 0.05162 91 78 9 4
2652 I pop-up here at 10am on weekdays. 1.1868 0.04665 91 76 13 2
2653 Food Delivery continues to be the trend. 1.1868 0.04920 91 77 11 3
2654 When it takes 2,000 hours to master hand tossing of pizza dough, you take advantage of every opportunity to practice. 1.1868 0.04665 91 76 13 2
2655 It helps keep my mind off the cigarettes 1.1868 0.04920 91 77 11 3
2656 My little Italian grandmother couldn't be happier and more supportive of my mental disorder. 1.1868 0.04920 91 77 11 3
2657 Take-offs are like bake-offs. Sooner or later, everybody falls asleep. 1.1868 0.04920 91 77 11 3
2658 It takes my mind off of being at 35,000 feet. 1.1868 0.04665 91 76 13 2
2659 Your toppings will be waiting on the jetway. 1.1868 0.04665 91 76 13 2
2660 Keeps me away from social media 1.1868 0.05393 91 79 7 5
2661 Unfortunately they limit me to a travel-size marinara. 1.1868 0.04396 91 75 15 1
2662 My wife told me I need a break from work at the pizza parlor so she bought me this trip. So far so good. It feels good to leave it behind for a bit. 1.1868 0.04920 91 77 11 3
2663 My emotional support animal is yeast. 1.1868 0.04108 91 74 17 0
2664 The air-time's the most important factor. 1.1868 0.04396 91 75 15 1
2665 The airfare is cheaper than the rent on a restaurant! 1.1868 0.04396 91 75 15 1
2666 Hey miss, watch me technically tossing this dough at 600mph. 1.1868 0.04920 91 77 11 3
2667 Most nights I can work from home 1.1868 0.04665 91 76 13 2
2668 It’s a toss in the air. 1.1868 0.04665 91 76 13 2
2669 I figured I'd make the most of a layover at La Guardia 1.1868 0.04665 91 76 13 2
2670 This is the chef's idea of 'The Mile High Club'. 1.1868 0.05162 91 78 9 4
2671 I'm really bad at leaving my work at the office. 1.1868 0.05162 91 78 9 4
2672 Sorry, i forgot my laptop 1.1868 0.04396 91 75 15 1
2673 So they invited me to stand behind the President at this political rally and the next thing you know #pizzapieguy went viral. After Colbert, they want me on AGT. 1.1868 0.04920 91 77 11 3
2674 You’re probably right, they called the wrong location. There is no way this is going to be delivered in 30 minutes or less. 1.1868 0.04665 91 76 13 2
2675 I am the White House Chef. I told him, "My cake dough is light." He smirked and said, "When I see it fly, I'll be impressed." It was a bitch getting through security, but it's flying. 1.1860 0.04826 86 72 12 2
2676 When the moon hits your eye like a big pizza pie... 1.1848 0.04870 92 78 11 3
2677 It’s 3 ounces of marinara per flight. 1.1848 0.04352 92 76 15 1
2678 The contest begins an hour after landing and the dough must be tossed for six hours so I have no choice. 1.1848 0.04619 92 77 13 2
2679 It's the air pressure, stupid" 1.1848 0.04870 92 78 11 3
2680 I told them it was my service animal. Boy were they relieved when they saw it wasn't a deer. 1.1848 0.04069 92 75 17 0
2681 I'd offer a slice but I couldn't get the sauce through security. 1.1848 0.04352 92 76 15 1
2682 I'm taking a break from my phone and need to keep my hands busy. 1.1848 0.04870 92 78 11 3
2683 Dessert and wine will be in baggage claim. 1.1848 0.04352 92 76 15 1
2684 Did I leave my oven at home? 1.1818 0.05249 88 76 8 4
2685 Just don't ask for gluten free..... 1.1818 0.04440 88 73 14 1
2686 Sorry if I'm not leaving you mushroom. 1.1818 0.04725 88 74 12 2
2687 I had to to do this to get the trademark. 1.1818 0.04994 88 75 10 3
2688 Only a sucker eats the airplane food. 1.1818 0.04725 88 74 12 2
2689 Like I always say, 'what goes up. must come down!' 1.1818 0.04725 88 74 12 2
2690 Do you know "stairway to oven" ? 1.1818 0.04994 88 75 10 3
2691 Well since our thirty minutes or less applies to the entire USA..... 1.1818 0.04994 88 75 10 3
2692 I hope we take off soon. Our policy is "If it's not ready in four hours, it's free!" 1.1818 0.04440 88 73 14 1
2693 Why yes, I am John Schnatter! 1.1818 0.04994 88 75 10 3
2694 A little extra yeast just in case so it makes a good raft. 1.1818 0.04994 88 75 10 3
2695 The oven seat's the best 1.1818 0.04994 88 75 10 3
2696 It sure beats grilling on the subway. 1.1818 0.04725 88 74 12 2
2697 I used to run a first class establishment, but I need more miles. 1.1818 0.04994 88 75 10 3
2698 Rest assured, I am the only one here making dough! 1.1818 0.04725 88 74 12 2
2699 If you do what you are passionate about, it never feels like a job. 1.1818 0.04725 88 74 12 2
2700 I just love a pizza fly. 1.1818 0.04994 88 75 10 3
2701 I just read Outliers by Malcolm Gladwell. 1.1818 0.04135 88 72 16 0
2702 I couldn't bring my emotional support lasagna. 1.1818 0.04440 88 73 14 1
2703 Pardon the pun, but my best work prospects have been up in the air lately. 1.1818 0.04440 88 73 14 1
2704 I get a lot of work done on flights. 1.1818 0.04440 88 73 14 1
2705 Actually, I like the variety. Sometimes I make knishes. 1.1818 0.04440 88 73 14 1
2706 Testing out a new recipe at high altitudes 1.1818 0.04725 88 74 12 2
2707 It's my emotional support concept. 1.1818 0.04440 88 73 14 1
2708 At least when I was deported they let me take my pizza with me. 1.1818 0.05249 88 76 8 4
2709 Sorry,I cook when I get anxious. 1.1818 0.04725 88 74 12 2
2710 Not everyone can work on a plane. 1.1818 0.04725 88 74 12 2
2711 Nobody delivers pizza faster than me. 1.1818 0.04440 88 73 14 1
2712 If they don’t get their pizza in six hours or less it’s free. 1.1818 0.04440 88 73 14 1
2713 Anchovies? Sorry, only available in first class. 1.1818 0.04994 88 75 10 3
2714 It took 999 tosses before someone finally noticed. 1.1818 0.04725 88 74 12 2
2715 My therapist says its more compulsion than addiction. 1.1818 0.04725 88 74 12 2
2716 My pie is the best in the sky. 1.1818 0.04725 88 74 12 2
2717 Your dough has risen to a cruising altitude of 35,000 feet. You may now select from the following toppings: pretzles or peanuts. 1.1818 0.04135 88 72 16 0
2718 Brought To You By FreshDirect 1.1818 0.04440 88 73 14 1
2719 I'm on a frequent fryer program 1.1818 0.04725 88 74 12 2
2720 I finished reading the safety instruction manual and now I'm bored. 1.1818 0.04725 88 74 12 2
2721 would you rather have the airline luncheon? 1.1818 0.04994 88 75 10 3
2722 It is how high you toss the dough, actually. 1.1818 0.04440 88 73 14 1
2723 I usually toss my cookies on airline flights, so thought I'd mix it up a bit... 1.1818 0.04994 88 75 10 3
2724 I really hate this new Gig Economy. 1.1818 0.04135 88 72 16 0