Contest #630


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630

The winning captions

These captions are chosen by The New Yorker.

  1. “Trust me, come low tide everyone will want these seats.”
  2. “Well, at least no one can see your Speedo.”
  3. “On the other hand, we only need half as much sunscreen.”


Name Value
Submission deadline 2018-09-10T03:52:00.000Z
Voting started -
Voting ended 2018-09-24T03:55:00.000Z
Finalists announced 2018-09-18T03:53:00.000Z
Magazine(s) announcing finalists issued September 24, 2018
Number of captions 5656
Number of responses 1159733
Number of participants -


Dashboard

In this table, the "mean" means the empirically measured average funniness score when the "unfunny", "somewhat funny" and "funny" receive a funniness score of 1, 2, 3 respectively. "Precison" is the standard error of the mean, the standard deviation of the mean estimate. With that, a caption with an empirical mean μ and precision σ has true mean in the range [μ - 2σ, μ + 2σ] with 95% probability by the 68-95-99.7 rule assuming the responses are indepedent and identically distributed.

Rank Caption Mean Precision Total votes "Unfunny" votes "Somewhat funny" votes "Funny" votes
0 Gore was right. This is inconvenient. 2.2551 0.00622 14468 2672 5433 6363
1 I clearly recall choosing hell over high water. 2.1032 0.00649 14180 3576 5565 5039
2 Looks like we might be facing a row vs wade decision 2.0266 0.00740 12841 4345 3810 4686
3 Is your mom still in the lounge chair? 1.9664 0.00838 9627 3420 3110 3097
4 Still want to vote Republican, Ed? 1.9024 0.00746 11818 4524 3924 3370
5 Ok, but the moon landing was still a hoax. 1.8931 0.00746 11344 4250 4057 3037
6 On the bright side, at least we have a roof under our feet. 1.8911 0.00833 9209 3495 3222 2492
7 Please put your trunks on before the tide goes out! 1.8822 0.00714 11628 4215 4568 2845
8 Frankly, I didn’t believe the seafront would reach Iowa this quickly. 1.8720 0.01097 5119 1945 1884 1290
9 ON the water, Frank. I said a nice place ON the water. 1.8460 0.00841 7967 2950 3294 1723
10 It’s Florida. We stand our ground. 1.8340 0.00756 10824 4394 3833 2597
11 I'd be worried if we believed in climate change 1.8317 0.00815 9271 3764 3303 2204
12 And to think this was the best table at Mar-a-Lago Club just 5 years ago! 1.8229 0.00945 7207 3068 2347 1792
13 Never mind, I don't need to use the restroom anymore. 1.8148 0.01184 4476 1895 1515 1066
14 I’m just saying it might have been helpful to know that the travel agent is your ex-wife. 1.8114 0.00811 9496 4032 3223 2241
15 Thankfully, we've been assured this isn't happening. 1.7983 0.01203 4180 1771 1481 928
16 Truth is, this is inconvenient. 1.7746 0.00986 6083 2639 2176 1268
17 I guess it wasn't fake news. 1.7699 0.00850 8350 3700 2871 1779
18 For all of this talk of global warming, the water is still pretty cold. 1.7629 0.00931 6530 2805 2468 1257
19 It's great to get away from the wildfires for a while. 1.7546 0.01424 2771 1202 1047 522
20 Not to say I told you so...but I suggested we see the glaciers 10 years ago. 1.7388 0.00836 8108 3635 2956 1517
21 It's funny how an inch higher every year sneaks up on you. 1.7310 0.00836 7940 3556 2964 1420
22 Just think how bad it would be if global warming were real. 1.7246 0.00929 6902 3268 2267 1367
23 Let's go to Phoenix, you said. It's a dry heat, you said. That Al Gore's an idiot, you said. 1.7181 0.01483 2675 1270 889 516
24 Even if he didn't invent the internet, he got this right. 1.7049 0.01494 2491 1168 890 433
25 I am so glad the coalminers have their jobs back! 1.7001 0.01578 2464 1236 731 497
26 Well, at least no one can see your Speedo. 1.6984 0.00867 7532 3613 2578 1341
27 99 Scientists agree and I had to listen to 1 republican! 1.6966 0.01155 4703 2405 1320 978
28 Do you feel like we’re drifting apart? 1.6958 0.00977 6203 3065 1960 1178
29 We voted for him because he said he'd drain the swamp. We didn't know he'd pump it right into our backyard. 1.6837 0.01097 4844 2420 1536 888
30 How could this happen? Didn’t we vote against science? 1.6836 0.01033 5655 2882 1680 1093
31 Well, I suppose this is an inconvenient truth. 1.6825 0.00904 6889 3380 2316 1193
32 Fake tide. I'm certain of it. 1.6804 0.01037 5475 2766 1693 1016
33 Next summer, can we deny climate change in the mountains? 1.6703 0.01108 4641 2339 1493 809
34 That better be your toes inching up my leg. 1.6622 0.01066 4814 2404 1632 778
35 I blame the New York Times. 1.6616 0.02073 1454 783 380 291
36 The brochure was right.....I have forgotten about my everyday cares! 1.6577 0.01021 5363 2731 1737 895
37 When your brother told us his beachfront property was under water, I didn't think this was what he meant. 1.6524 0.01564 2097 1029 768 300
38 I will stop humming the theme to "Jaws" after you admit Al Gore was right! 1.6483 0.01021 5437 2833 1683 921
39 Your penile shrinkage is the least of our problems. 1.6477 0.01700 2109 1145 562 402
40 You're right. It's nicer up here on the roof. 1.6442 0.01012 5315 2728 1750 837
41 Okay, so maybe this doesn't prove global warming. Except that - WE'RE IN KANSAS! 1.6332 0.00954 6162 3273 1876 1013
42 Funny, the kids haven't said a thing in hours. 1.6330 0.01378 2992 1600 890 502
43 Before climate change, Omaha Beach meant France, not Nebraska. 1.6300 0.01214 3784 2013 1158 613
44 It's still better than last year when you brought your mother. 1.6189 0.01605 2073 1099 665 309
45 Look over there honey, it's the president!!! Can you ask him to toss us some paper towels? 1.6171 0.01478 2818 1613 671 534
46 Well, they were right about the ocean view. 1.6165 0.01761 1635 848 566 221
47 I take it you bought the property at low tide? 1.6132 0.01746 1652 859 573 220
48 I thought you said they’d drain the swamp. 1.6094 0.01025 5304 2918 1540 846
49 Wow! The seat cushion really does work as a floatation device. 1.6089 0.01631 1851 959 657 235
50 And I suppose this is my fault too. 1.5946 0.01696 1877 1041 556 280
51 If they had called it "Coastal Devaluation" instead of "Climate Change", I'd have paid more attention 1.5935 0.01233 3424 1870 1076 478
52 Is this global warming, the blue wave, or the deep state? 1.5871 0.01472 2514 1418 716 380
53 I still need proof. 1.5771 0.01277 3256 1844 945 467
54 I guess the Prius wasn't enough. 1.5759 0.01549 2155 1208 653 294
55 These tan lines will be very difficult to explain. 1.5735 0.01534 2103 1160 680 263
56 I'll say it's an inconvenient truth… 1.5717 0.01283 3091 1732 951 408
57 Man, the Chinese are going all out with this global warming hoax. 1.5679 0.01155 3934 2250 1134 550
58 It’s true. Hands are very hard to draw. 1.5626 0.01679 2012 1203 486 323
59 Are you sure this is just a liberal hoax? 1.5625 0.03212 512 296 144 72
60 I'd love just one day without a metaphor about our marriage. 1.5590 0.01761 1712 998 471 243
61 Well, that settles it -- a rising tide only lifts boats. 1.5543 0.03384 442 254 131 57
62 Funny. I was sure he'd have drained the swamp by now. 1.5513 0.01093 4382 2570 1208 604
63 Remember when global warming was just a hoax? 1.5494 0.01582 1944 1108 604 232
64 Archimedes predicted this would happen if everyone went swimming at the same time. 1.5465 0.01681 1806 1056 513 237
65 Reconsidering your vote yet?" 1.5441 0.01734 1678 980 483 215
66 Well, at least the coal miners still have their jobs. 1.5415 0.01275 3134 1846 879 409
67 You did say we were going to the beach 'come hell or high water'. 1.5404 0.01575 1893 1079 605 209
68 I guess I always thought this would be our grandchildren's problem. 1.5382 0.01764 1572 915 468 189
69 We'll go when I'm done peeing. 1.5352 0.01273 3154 1880 860 414
70 Yeah, but at least America’s great again. 1.5262 0.01584 2064 1255 532 277
71 Charles, I’m ready to talk about selling the beach house now. 1.5255 0.01893 1235 705 411 119
72 No, that's not my foot. 1.5233 0.01339 2723 1623 775 325
73 ...not the type of ‘total immersion experience’ I meant.” 1.5226 0.01958 1194 694 376 124
74 I think I forgot to turn the faucet off. 1.5208 0.01482 2698 1755 481 462
75 Is that an ark? 1.5192 0.01558 1982 1182 571 229
76 I've had it up to here Kevin. 1.5181 0.02012 1162 688 346 128
77 This climate change hoax has gone too far. 1.5167 0.01483 2448 1536 559 353
78 Next year remember your swim trunks so we can sit on the beach. 1.5141 0.01913 1348 819 365 164
79 Chris Christie is in the water again. 1.5137 0.01613 2046 1284 473 289
80 It's not true if we don't believe it. 1.5133 0.01549 2026 1225 562 239
81 I shaved my legs for this?? 1.5127 0.02657 710 435 186 89
82 You used Apple Maps again, didn't you? 1.5078 0.02173 1020 620 282 118
83 Look at the bright side. The beach is much closer to home now. 1.5078 0.02254 833 482 279 72
84 Don't be ridiculous. The President says we're not wet. 1.5028 0.01700 1798 1136 420 242
85 The kids seem quiet. 1.5028 0.02545 724 439 206 79
86 You and your stupid Groupons. 1.4994 0.01766 1598 998 402 198
87 You say, ‘high tide’, I say ‘global warming’ “ 1.4984 0.02198 953 578 275 100
88 But what if this is low tide? 1.4919 0.01640 1657 1004 491 162
89 Covfefe. 1.4908 0.01882 1463 941 326 196
90 I'm sure if the ice caps were really melting, the water wouldn't be this warm. 1.4889 0.01728 1536 945 431 160
91 I assure you nobody is going to take our chairs if we go back to our room now 1.4871 0.01684 1548 940 462 146
92 I still say it's half full. 1.4870 0.01755 1538 961 405 172
93 I've had it up to here with climate change! 1.4870 0.01766 1536 964 396 176
94 These awful liberal hoaxes get more realistic every year. 1.4857 0.01794 1507 952 378 177
95 I don't think he's coming back with our drinks. 1.4848 0.02130 1019 633 278 108
96 I watched the forecast on FOX. 1.4842 0.01832 1460 928 357 175
97 remind me again how climate change is not settled science. 1.4783 0.03083 508 324 125 59
98 Well...now you know why second prize is 2 weeks. 1.4760 0.01839 1311 814 370 127
99 But Fox news said it was a myth. 1.4708 0.01958 1217 776 309 132
100 Should we wake up your mother? 1.4672 0.02049 1158 754 267 137
101 Fire Island isn't what it used to be. You know, before the gays caused global warming. 1.4667 0.02002 1142 728 295 119
102 Know what's inconvenient? Gore smirking every time he skis by. 1.4661 0.02078 1105 716 263 126
103 Very different from our last trip to Alaska, isn't it? 1.4648 0.02062 1108 716 269 123
104 No, the wine should be okay. I'm not optimistic about the sandwiches. 1.4641 0.02106 961 600 276 85
105 Please put your trunks back on before low tide. 1.4627 0.02045 1085 694 280 111
106 Still better than visiting your mother. 1.4625 0.02057 1079 692 275 112
107 Alexa, when is low tide? 1.4621 0.02124 1056 688 248 120
108 It's the only way to get this good spot when the tide's out. 1.4569 0.02092 998 636 268 94
109 Pity about the sandcastles and children. 1.4562 0.02194 993 654 225 114
110 Just keep repeating: "What you're seeing is not what's happening" 1.4560 0.02168 989 645 237 107
111 I've had it up to here. 1.4558 0.02160 985 640 241 104
112 I feel like we are drifting apart. 1.4555 0.03432 393 256 95 42
113 Did that guy just put an elephant on a boat? 1.4551 0.02790 613 404 139 70
114 Still beats vacationing with your mother-in-law. 1.4546 0.02165 970 629 241 100
115 Mar a Lago, 2025 1.4542 0.02254 971 649 203 119
116 Please tell me you're playing footsie. 1.4521 0.02204 940 613 229 98
117 Do you remember when Arizona did not have tides? 1.4507 0.02223 923 603 224 96
118 Of course it seems wet. That's what makes it a hoax. 1.4498 0.02224 916 598 224 94
119 Honey—how tall are the kids? 1.4477 0.02228 889 577 226 86
120 Are you peeing too? 1.4476 0.02310 887 590 197 100
121 Would you prefer 'I told you so' or 'Good choice, dear'" 1.4470 0.02112 877 548 266 63
122 Well, that happened faster than I expected. 1.4460 0.02203 870 558 236 76
123 I guess we can add the tide charts to our list of fake news. 1.4453 0.02264 869 568 215 86
124 Now that we’ve grabbed the best spot, all we have to do is wait for low tide. 1.4419 0.02235 835 537 227 71
125 What are we wading for? 1.4374 0.02376 775 510 191 74
126 I’m hoping for more ebb, less flow. 1.4359 0.02423 725 474 186 65
127 I think I'm going to start believing in science. 1.4351 0.02315 770 499 207 64
128 What part of the 'ice cap melting' didn' t you understand?" 1.4351 0.02394 770 510 185 75
129 Please tell me that's the Gulf-stream and not you. 1.4343 0.03755 327 220 72 35
130 That’s the difference between you and me. I prefer to see the tide as half full. 1.4337 0.02415 754 500 181 73
131 This is what it must feel like to work at the White House. 1.4335 0.02485 752 508 162 82
132 Just like our mortgage. 1.4335 0.02412 752 498 182 72
133 Well, an optimist would say the beach is half empty. 1.4333 0.02801 547 360 137 50
134 Think of it as half empty. 1.4324 0.02371 754 495 192 67
135 Still beats Buffalo. 1.4317 0.02413 732 482 184 66
136 We better leave before the tide comes in. 1.4303 0.02333 725 467 204 54
137 That is true, we do have the beach to ourselves... 1.4290 0.03461 324 208 93 23
138 You have to admit, when the Chinese do a hoax, they go all out. 1.4280 0.02396 708 462 189 57
139 Don’t stick the umbrella pole through the bottom of the boat, I say. But, Noooo, you say... 1.4246 0.02543 676 454 157 65
140 More research is needed. 1.4244 0.02530 681 457 159 65
141 Tell me that's your foot, George. 1.4234 0.02435 666 434 182 50
142 It has nothing to do with global warming. You're sitting on the drain. 1.4219 0.02607 659 448 144 67
143 It’s not the warming, it’s the humidity. 1.4219 0.02461 659 432 176 51
144 It would have to be much colder if it was melted polar icecaps, that's all I'm saying." 1.4219 0.02535 659 440 160 59
145 Climate skeptics in 2050 enjoying the West Virginia coast. 1.4211 0.02542 653 436 159 58
146 Okay fine - but they still can’t convince me that I’m related to a monkey. 1.4208 0.02871 530 358 121 51
147 The tides they are a-changin’. 1.4205 0.02502 654 433 167 54
148 Should we be concerned that this is low tide? 1.4198 0.02565 648 435 154 59
149 I still think we should do the glass bottom boat cactus tour. 1.4197 0.03834 305 208 66 31
150 Are we in de-nile? 1.4194 0.02600 639 431 148 60
151 how much further inland do you think we'll need to go next year? 1.4189 0.02475 635 415 174 46
152 Sure beats sitting in two feet of snow. 1.4168 0.02569 619 412 156 51
153 Say "time and tide waits for no man" one more time, and I''ll deck you. 1.4165 0.02595 617 413 151 53
154 Is that warm water you or the gulf stream? 1.4163 0.02681 615 420 134 61
155 We'll always have the Paris Agreement. 1.4161 0.02606 620 417 148 55
156 I liked Antarctica more when the penguins were still here." 1.4152 0.02686 607 414 134 59
157 I have an idea of what you can do with the umbrella 1.4125 0.02696 594 405 133 56
158 No, dear - it is simply the alternative fact that Drumpf has increased the volume of ocean water more than any other President in the history of our country. 1.4115 0.02719 593 407 128 58
159 Good thing you insisted on bringing the umbrella" 1.4097 0.02766 576 397 122 57
160 Okay, I'll grant you global warming. But I still don't see any Russian collusion. 1.4095 0.02765 547 371 128 48
161 To be fair, the vacation package did call it an "Immersive Experience". 1.4094 0.02603 574 381 151 42
162 So. We still going with 'climate change is a hoax' ? 1.4091 0.02597 572 379 152 41
163 You going in? 1.4090 0.02718 577 394 130 53
164 There's still no scientific consensus" 1.4085 0.02804 568 394 116 58
165 I told you if we lived here long enough we would have waterfront property. 1.4078 0.02681 564 380 138 46
166 Perhaps pulling out of the Paris Climate Accord was a bit premature. 1.4071 0.02682 560 377 138 45
167 There’s a new island of plastic in the Pacific, so it all balances out. 1.4065 0.02647 556 371 144 41
168 I'll fold the umbrella. You find the kids. 1.4048 0.02789 546 375 121 50
169 The beaches are so much more peaceful since the glaciers melted. 1.4047 0.02771 551 378 123 50
170 It's only high tide. I still don't believe in global warming. 1.4044 0.02593 549 362 152 35
171 So, is this the Mar or the Lago? 1.4040 0.02749 547 373 127 47
172 I didn't think it would be this inconvenient, did you? 1.4037 0.02768 545 373 124 48
173 2 DOWN: The fourth letter of the alphabet + a large river in Egypt 1.4037 0.02768 545 373 124 48
174 Great, now I've got crabs. 1.4030 0.02813 536 369 118 49
175 I think we're about to be in over our heads. 1.4023 0.02660 532 354 142 36
176 I think it’s time to sell. 1.4015 0.02779 528 360 124 44
177 Well, Antarctica is different than I expected. 1.4008 0.02845 524 362 114 48
178 Well, I still hate Al Gore. 1.4008 0.02723 529 357 132 40
179 Put on your shorts, dear. The tide is going out. 1.3996 0.02815 518 355 119 44
180 ENOUGH with your Climate Change nonsense! I've had it up to - well - oh, FINE. Point taken. 1.3977 0.02760 518 352 126 40
181 Billy can swim, right? 1.3977 0.02779 513 349 124 40
182 See...you've got no reason to worry about how your ass looks in your swimsuit. 1.3977 0.02738 513 346 130 37
183 This doesn't feel like a hoax. 1.3977 0.02752 513 347 128 38
184 This is another one of your “I told you so” moments, isn’t it darling? 1.3976 0.02812 508 347 120 41
185 Totally wasted this morning shaving my legs 1.3964 0.02764 502 339 127 36
186 Alaska in December just isn't what it used to be. 1.3960 0.02823 505 346 118 41
187 On the other hand, we only need half as much sunscreen. 1.3960 0.02724 505 339 132 34
188 When did you say high tide was coming in? 1.3957 0.04291 230 160 49 21
189 Oh no — do you feel rain? 1.3951 0.02855 486 332 116 38
190 The science isn't conclusive. 1.3947 0.02923 494 344 105 45
191 Just ignore it, it’s fake sea level rise. 1.3947 0.02823 494 337 119 38
192 Okay, I might be starting to regret voting for Trump. 1.3947 0.02909 494 343 107 44
193 Harry, I told you this beachfront property would put us underwater! 1.3944 0.02889 502 349 108 45
194 You are most certainly not the prince of tides. 1.3939 0.02964 457 314 106 37
195 Quit complaining. We can afford this beachfront property BECAUSE we invested in oil. 1.3934 0.02904 488 338 108 42
196 All we need now is for that guy to show up and throw us a roll of paper towels. 1.3926 0.03027 489 348 90 51
197 Maybe we could move back a little bit and call ourselves "climate change considerers?" 1.3926 0.02801 484 328 122 34
198 You go ahead, I’ll stay here and watch our stuff. 1.3921 0.02914 482 334 107 41
199 Oh great, the kids leave for college, and the ice caps melt. 1.3911 0.02891 473 325 111 37
200 It's so awful to think that climate change even affects the Hamptons. 1.3908 0.02847 476 325 116 35
201 Okay, you win. They are melting. But I still say the Earth is flat! 1.3903 0.02963 474 331 101 42
202 Its all about finding balance in life, and keeping your head above water. 1.3898 0.02941 472 328 104 40
203 I think the science is in 1.3889 0.02942 468 325 104 39
204 Well, I guess the truth IS inconvenient. 1.3881 0.02953 469 327 102 40
205 If you say "cry me a river" one more time, I am going to scream. 1.3876 0.02961 467 326 101 40
206 Not yet. I don’t want to lose our spot. 1.3876 0.02899 467 322 109 36
207 Lucas and April silently consider broaching the topic of global climate change for the first time. 1.3866 0.02947 463 322 103 38
208 Those coal stocks really paid off though 1.3865 0.02905 458 315 109 34
209 We're nearly drowning just so the cartoonist can disguise his signature. 1.3861 0.03019 461 325 94 42
210 Getting out of this timeshare will be nearly impossible. 1.3851 0.02989 457 320 98 39
211 ...and I believed he was going to drain the swamp... 1.3841 0.02925 453 313 106 34
212 I think we’re drifting apart 1.3836 0.02950 451 313 103 35
213 Buy a Florida beachfront," you said. "It's so cheap, what could go wrong?" you said 1.3827 0.02971 439 304 102 33
214 I remember when Short Island was Long Island. 1.3827 0.03091 439 311 88 40
215 I think Scott Pruitt just floated by 1.3822 0.03134 437 312 83 42
216 I sure hope that's you playing footsie with me. 1.3815 0.02986 443 309 99 35
217 (insert obvious global warming quip here) 1.3814 0.03711 312 223 59 30
218 I think I’m a liberal now! 1.3811 0.03033 433 303 95 35
219 You could at least recycle that can. 1.3807 0.02948 436 301 104 31
220 I thought we'd be dead before this happened. 1.3802 0.03028 434 304 95 35
221 It’s called high tide, Harold. Must you complain about every little thing? 1.3800 0.02980 429 297 101 31
222 The ad did promise an immersive experience. 1.3796 0.03002 432 301 98 33
223 The GOP said sea levels aren't rising, land masses are sinking. 1.3796 0.03072 432 305 90 37
224 The scientists said we have fifty more years, but I think we have twenty minutes. 1.3791 0.02938 430 296 105 29
225 It's only twice a day. 1.3785 0.02909 428 293 108 27
226 Next year I pick 1.3785 0.03002 428 298 98 32
227 I still can't believe how fast that ark booked up, can you? 1.3771 0.03119 419 297 86 36
228 Global warming is such a hoax. It’s actually cooler at this beach than it was ten years ago. 1.3771 0.03026 419 292 96 31
229 We didn’t bring the kids, right? 1.3768 0.03013 414 287 98 29
230 Dear, where are the kids? 1.3768 0.03030 422 295 95 32
231 Should we cancel the nachos? 1.3765 0.03129 417 296 85 36
232 If you sing Old Man River one more time I'm going to stuff you in that beer can. 1.3765 0.03017 417 290 97 30
233 Siri, when is low tide? 1.3765 0.03036 417 291 95 31
234 I thought with the melting of the polar ice cap that the water would be colder! 1.3765 0.02998 417 289 99 29
235 Well, now I guess comes 'hell'" 1.3762 0.03100 412 290 89 33
236 Remember when we needed sunblock on our feet? 1.3762 0.03061 412 288 93 31
237 So the polar ice is melting,” you said. “So how is that going to affect us?” you’d said 1.3762 0.03212 412 296 77 39
238 You think this is fucked up? Steve Bannon is headlining the New Yorker Festival. 1.3756 0.03241 410 296 74 40
239 I have crabs. 1.3756 0.03185 410 293 80 37
240 It’s low tide. Wait for me here- I’ll get lunch. 1.3756 0.03223 410 295 76 39
241 OK I give up; the tide IS coming in. Are you happy now? 1.3738 0.02980 404 278 101 25
242 First it was the mortgage. Now it's us. 1.3735 0.02985 407 281 100 26
243 The dude who created the internet was right.... 1.3731 0.02840 402 270 114 18
244 Merry Christmas from Maine, from all of us at the E.P.A. 1.3725 0.03175 408 292 80 36
245 I thought 'literal time share . . . littoral time share' . . . what could be the difference? 1.3722 0.03144 403 286 84 33
246 I hope that’s you playing footsie. 1.3722 0.03065 403 282 92 29
247 This still beats our vacation to Afghanistan last summer 1.3719 0.03212 398 285 78 35
248 We should have brought a high chair for the baby. 1.3719 0.03212 398 285 78 35
249 Are you peeing? I'm peeing. 1.3712 0.03203 396 283 79 34
250 I think I just felt a cold, hard fact nibble on my toe. 1.3696 0.03166 395 281 82 32
251 It's just a normal climate cycle. It was like this in the Pleistocene, too. 1.3675 0.03246 381 273 76 32
252 We're in too deep,Larry. 1.3669 0.03082 387 271 90 26
253 Thanks to global warming we can finally afford oceanfront property. 1.3669 0.03168 387 275 82 30
254 I would've thought the kids would float. 1.3662 0.03221 385 276 77 32
255 Be patient. In 6 hours,this spot will be great. 1.3660 0.03092 377 263 90 24
256 So when the agent said the house was under water, what did YOU think he meant? 1.3660 0.03269 377 271 74 32
257 Budge now and the Climatologists win. 1.3653 0.03170 375 265 83 27
258 We're gonna need a bigger vote. 1.3651 0.03175 378 268 82 28
259 So, is it still your favorite spot 30 years later? 1.3651 0.03016 378 261 96 21
260 So, here we are -- life imitating finances. 1.3650 0.03415 326 231 71 24
261 Honey,was it Trump Travel you said you booked with? 1.3646 0.03314 373 270 70 33
262 Climate change deniers on vacation. 1.3646 0.03181 373 264 82 27
263 Greenland's changed a lot since our last vacation. 1.3639 0.03215 371 264 79 28
264 Can’t be global warming... this water is cold... 1.3639 0.03260 371 266 75 30
265 Still in denial dear? 1.3636 0.03151 374 264 84 26
266 That must have been the big blue wave everyone’s talking about. 1.3624 0.03144 367 258 85 24
267 Next time I think you should tip the cabana boy. 1.3624 0.03283 367 264 73 30
268 It definitely feels wetter this year. 1.3624 0.03191 367 260 81 26
269 This is my fault. I always confuse tsunami with tiramisu. 1.3616 0.03318 365 264 70 31
270 Just don't give me the "It could be worse, it could rain" line, please. 1.3616 0.03131 365 256 86 23
271 Chris Christie must have just gone in for another dip. 1.3616 0.03407 365 268 62 35
272 Just ignore it. Trump has assured us that climate change is a hoax. 1.3616 0.03226 365 260 78 27
273 Thank goodness for Scott Pruitt. Ohio's beaches have never been better. 1.3603 0.03292 358 257 73 28
274 I suppose you still think Al Gore was pushing a left-wing agenda. 1.3601 0.03319 361 261 70 30
275 I’m going to suggest a mountain resort for our next coal industry executive retreat. 1.3601 0.03201 361 256 80 25
276 So now he says it meant "Make Antarctica Green Again"? 1.3596 0.03304 356 256 72 28
277 I’m giving some thought to buying a hybrid 1.3596 0.03055 356 246 92 18
278 So maybe Al Gore was right 1.3596 0.03207 356 252 80 24
279 Slowly but surely, John and Marsha came to the conclusion that global warming might just be real. 1.3593 0.03114 359 251 87 21
280 Are you still voting Republican? 1.3593 0.03308 359 259 71 29
281 Just because it isn't crowded doesn't make it a "hidden gem", Chris. 1.3593 0.03188 359 254 81 24
282 Looks like he lied about draining the swamp too. 1.3593 0.03401 359 263 63 33
283 Death Valley has sure changed since I was a kid. 1.3588 0.03193 354 250 81 23
284 Trust me, come low tide everyone will want these seats. 1.3577 0.03236 355 253 77 25
285 On the upside, it’s gotten rid of all those screaming children. 1.3571 0.03366 350 254 67 29
286 They said the property was feet from the beach, they never said which side. 1.3569 0.03321 353 255 70 28
287 Can you still see the kids? 1.3569 0.03147 353 248 84 21
288 But we're Republicans, there's no such thing as Climate Change. 1.3567 0.03203 356 253 79 24
289 I'm telling you, honey, climate change is fake news. Where's the evidence? 1.3555 0.03187 346 244 81 21
290 Is it 2050 already? 1.3548 0.03297 341 244 73 24
291 Far better than being on that ark with all those animals 1.3548 0.03349 341 246 69 26
292 It's not climate change. It's just so many immigrants in the water it's raising the sea level. 1.3547 0.03379 344 250 66 28
293 Don't panic. We're caught in a rising tide of conservatism. 1.3547 0.03329 344 248 70 26
294 Isn't it a shame, dear, those nasty environmentalists were right...? 1.3547 0.03303 344 247 72 25
295 Where's Grandma? 1.3547 0.03404 344 251 64 29
296 I've got a sinking feeling. 1.3540 0.03230 339 240 78 21
297 Are our assets underwater or do you have an umbrella policy? 1.3540 0.03388 339 246 66 27
298 I just never thought it would happen at Mar-a-Lago. 1.3538 0.03263 342 244 75 23
299 No, dahling, November is when the blue wave is coming. This must be the Red Tide. 1.3538 0.03315 342 246 71 25
300 global warming is a joke,dear.this water is freezing! 1.3538 0.03237 342 243 77 22
301 We’re republican, we don’t believe in global warming. 1.3538 0.03492 342 253 57 32
302 Should we go for a swim? 1.3512 0.03245 336 239 76 21
303 Global warming is a myth... Global warming is a myth... Global warming is a myth... 1.3512 0.03190 336 237 80 19
304 Why were they paging Sue Nami? 1.3510 0.03410 339 248 63 28
305 When Harvey Met Sandy. 1.3503 0.03471 334 246 59 29
306 Is that Al Gore floating in? 1.3503 0.03366 334 242 67 25
307 I thought sea-level rise was only for poor countries. 1.3503 0.03339 334 241 69 24
308 And who said Montana wouldn't ever have great beaches? 1.3501 0.03397 337 246 64 27
309 I’ll tell you what’s a hoax, Roger. This marriage. 1.3501 0.03265 337 241 74 22
310 Tide charts are for sissies. 1.3501 0.03318 337 243 70 24
311 Did you notice if that wave was red or blue? 1.3495 0.03233 329 233 77 19
312 He may not have invented the internet, but he sure was right about climate change. 1.3495 0.03318 329 236 71 22
313 I can cross Antarctica off my bucket list. 1.3495 0.03346 329 237 69 23
314 Good thing global warming is a hoax or we'd really be in trouble. 1.3493 0.03410 335 245 63 27
315 We did say 'come hell or high water' we'll enjoy our vacation... 1.3493 0.03331 335 242 69 24
316 Ocean water, it’s the new sand. 1.3490 0.03849 255 185 51 19
317 Is that the last beer? 1.3488 0.03323 324 232 71 21
318 Is this is what our agent meant by umbrella coverage? 1.3488 0.03176 324 227 81 16
319 I guess Oklahoma isn’t inland enough 1.3486 0.03331 327 235 70 22
320 It's almost as if the climate is changing... 1.3486 0.03359 327 236 68 23
321 Well, dear, maybe it’s time we admit there really is some truth to this climate change business. 1.3478 0.03365 322 232 68 22
322 So glad we pulled out of the Paris Climate Agreement... 1.3477 0.03483 325 239 59 27
323 Where’s that guy with our drinks? 1.3477 0.03400 325 236 65 24
324 I wrote the Op-Ed. 1.3477 0.03428 325 237 63 25
325 I still say a bit of beachfront erosion and rising seas is a small price to pay for Trump's tax cut! 1.3477 0.03315 325 233 71 21
326 Fake water? 1.3477 0.03286 325 232 73 20
327 Well Bob, you said you would never believe in climate change come Hell or High Water.... 1.3470 0.03400 317 229 66 22
328 You’re right. It’s just like the Hamptons. After Katrina. 1.3469 0.03378 320 231 67 22
329 I'm sure he'll be here soon with the paper towels. 1.3469 0.03378 320 231 67 22
330 Do you think our waiter is ever coming back? 1.3467 0.03385 323 234 66 23
331 Good call on the umbrella. I heard its going to rain. 1.3467 0.03240 323 229 76 18
332 The brochure did say we'd be captivated by the sea. 1.3457 0.03319 324 233 70 21
333 Is this a Blue Wave or the Red Tide? 1.3448 0.03440 319 233 62 24
334 Thanks, Captain Obvious. 1.3447 0.03303 322 231 71 20
335 What do you mean “global warming”? It’s so much cooler than last year. 1.3439 0.03328 314 225 70 19
336 Well, the realtor did promise ‘360-degree’ ocean views. 1.3438 0.03454 317 232 61 24
337 I think we should have invested in Noah's company. 1.3438 0.03315 320 230 70 20
338 When did we stop believing in science? 1.3430 0.03425 309 224 64 21
339 Ugh. We should have known something was up when the discount code was "CLIMATECHANGE." 1.3430 0.03425 309 224 64 21
340 Stupid butterfly. 1.3430 0.03546 309 228 56 25
341 We're making the best out of Climate Change. We're Americans. 1.3430 0.03363 309 222 68 19
342 I am not a clam and I am not happy, dearest. 1.3430 0.03332 309 221 70 18
343 The Ice Caps looked better in the brochure. 1.3429 0.03341 312 224 69 19
344 Honey, have you seen the kids? 1.3429 0.03462 312 228 61 23
345 Aah, finally high tide. I’ve had to pee all day. 1.3429 0.03215 312 220 77 15
346 Such poor service. We sat down before the tide came in. 1.3429 0.03492 312 229 59 24
347 The nice thing about global warming: the beach comes to us! 1.3429 0.03310 312 223 71 18
348 Just be patient, when the tide goes out we will have the best spot on the beach. 1.3429 0.03350 315 227 68 20
349 So I suppose this is also the fault of my hairspray in the '80s, Hal? 1.3428 0.03206 318 225 77 16
350 What exactly did you think "high tide discount" meant? 1.3428 0.03358 318 230 67 21
351 Are you SURE it’s fake water? 1.3420 0.03560 307 227 55 25
352 We're leaving if my hair gets wet. 1.3419 0.03476 310 227 60 23
353 This should be interesting when the tide comes in. 1.3419 0.03323 310 222 70 18
354 I guess our 'no politics this weekend' rule doesn't extend to elaborate metaphors. 1.3419 0.03506 310 228 58 24
355 Honey, I think my water broke. 1.3419 0.03476 310 227 60 23
356 ... on the other hand, global warming allows us to pee without getting up. 1.3419 0.03512 313 231 57 25
357 By pretending this isn't happening, we are making America great again." 1.3419 0.03598 313 234 51 28
358 Thank goodness for the umbrella, I didn't feel a drop of rain" 1.3419 0.03363 313 226 67 20
359 I love Nebraska. 1.3410 0.03453 305 222 62 21
360 I still say it's a hoax. 1.3410 0.03390 305 220 66 19
361 Well, so much for fake news. 1.3409 0.03367 308 222 67 19
362 So, remind me again. Is losing our beach fake news, or a Chinese hoax? 1.3399 0.03467 303 221 61 21
363 Oh I do hope it doesn’t rain. 1.3399 0.03380 306 221 66 19
364 Well, its a very *effective* Chinese hoax 1.3399 0.03412 306 222 64 20
365 That was some iceberg. 1.3399 0.03380 306 221 66 19
366 Call me Ishmael. 1.3399 0.03349 306 220 68 18
367 Recalculating... 1.3389 0.03449 301 219 62 20
368 OK, Mr. Wait-until-we're-up-to-our-asses-in-alligators, now can we re-open the discussion about global warming? 1.3388 0.03426 304 221 63 20
369 Looks like this is the last summer we use the roof deck. 1.3388 0.03520 304 224 57 23
370 What’s wrong? You’re the one who said you wanted a deeper relationship. 1.3378 0.03214 296 208 76 12
371 It's pronounced 'soo-nah-mee' ; the T is silent. 1.3378 0.03388 296 213 66 17
372 Those scientists will stop at nothing to fool us into believing they're right about global warming. 1.3378 0.03591 299 222 53 24
373 I'll be damned, you CAN see Russia from here. 1.3367 0.03401 294 212 65 17
374 Beats a forest fire. 1.3367 0.03401 294 212 65 17
375 Do you remember when the desert was dry and the beaches were wet? 1.3367 0.03367 294 211 67 16
376 Apparently it waits for no woman, either. 1.3367 0.03543 297 219 56 22
377 So, when you said, 'There's a blue wave coming,' I thought we were still talking about the mid-terms. 1.3367 0.03378 297 214 66 17
378 I told you buying beachfront property after Trump pulled us out of the Paris Climate Accord was a stupid idea, Frank. But did you listen,? Nooo.... 1.3367 0.03510 297 218 58 21
379 A rising tide sinks all coasts 1.3367 0.03478 297 217 60 20
380 A rising tide doesn't lift you if you don't have a boat. 1.3367 0.03378 297 214 66 17
381 This ain't high tide, Stanley, it's high time you rued your Trump vote. 1.3367 0.03575 297 220 54 23
382 No, half full. 1.3367 0.03486 300 220 59 21
383 It’s just a theory 1.3356 0.03517 292 214 58 20
384 Technically, it IS a place in the Hamptons with an ocean view. 1.3356 0.03346 292 209 68 15
385 Don't worry.....when it's time to leave, I'll call a TUBER. 1.3356 0.03685 295 222 47 26
386 Nope. Not a hoax. 1.3356 0.03525 295 217 57 21
387 Fine! I was wrong, the tide is coming in. Are you happy now? 1.3356 0.03253 295 209 73 13
388 Please tell me that’s your foot! 1.3356 0.03288 295 210 71 14
389 NOW can we buy a Prius? 1.3356 0.03288 295 210 71 14
390 The App said Running Water ... I should have read the fine print. 1.3356 0.03459 295 215 61 19
391 And to think. Gore and his climate change mafia predicted we’d be completely under water by now. 1.3356 0.03392 295 213 65 17
392 If you would just admit you were wrong about the tide, we could move our chairs back. 1.3356 0.03459 295 215 61 19
393 Now will you watch the Al Gore video? 1.3356 0.03301 298 213 70 15
394 I didn't really mean it when I said I wanted to go on vacation come hell or high water. 1.3345 0.03606 293 218 52 23
395 I haven’t seen the kids in a while. 1.3345 0.03405 293 212 64 17
396 Like I always say, you’ve got to jiggle the handle. 1.3345 0.03573 293 217 54 22
397 I bet you can' t give me one good example of global warming. 1.3333 0.03488 291 213 59 19
398 Well at least I can say that you got me wet on our honeymoon now Bob. 1.3322 0.03458 286 208 61 17
399 I guess the good news is that for once you’re not in over your head. 1.3322 0.03493 286 209 59 18
400 I thought the North Pole would be colder. 1.3322 0.03623 283 210 52 21
401 But the realtor assured me it was a Chinese hoax. 1.3322 0.03589 283 209 54 20
402 I could swear you said "ON the water." 1.3322 0.03446 283 205 62 16
403 I guess it really doesn't matter that you wore dark socks to the beach. 1.3316 0.04291 190 139 39 12
404 '...on the other hand, it's not crowded.' 1.3310 0.03543 284 209 56 19
405 Hmmmm . . . That was quicker than they were predicting. 1.3310 0.03363 284 204 66 14
406 Well at least it's not raining.. 1.3310 0.03508 284 208 58 18
407 Just one more lovely vacation day left before we get back to mining that clean coal. 1.3310 0.03640 281 209 51 21
408 You voted for him Mr. "No Global Warming". 1.3310 0.03461 281 204 61 16
409 Well, so much for Trump's theory 1.3310 0.03604 281 208 53 20
410 I thought it was just our mortgage that was underwater. 1.3310 0.03461 281 204 61 16
411 So we're sticking with 'hoax,' then? 1.3310 0.03533 281 206 57 18
412 That waiter's been gone a long time. 1.3298 0.03523 282 207 57 18
413 I’m up to here with your theories. 1.3297 0.03475 279 203 60 16
414 Some hoax. 1.3297 0.03400 279 201 64 14
415 Don't.....say.......a......word...... 1.3297 0.03585 279 206 54 19
416 So Jack, do we still believe climate change is a liberal myth? 1.3297 0.03475 279 203 60 16
417 So this is why we got the discount. 1.3297 0.03400 279 201 64 14
418 This isn't the Miami Beach I remember. 1.3297 0.03400 279 201 64 14
419 This is the high water mark of our vacation 1.3297 0.03548 279 205 56 18
420 OMG …that poor couple who snatched the sun carts in front of us !! 1.3286 0.03820 283 217 39 27
421 Well, honey, technically it is ten feet from the shore. 1.3286 0.03645 280 209 50 21
422 The science isn't settled he says. 1.3286 0.03538 280 206 56 18
423 Frankly scallop, I don't give a clam. 1.3286 0.03749 280 212 44 24
424 All right, you win. I think we should move to another spot. 1.3286 0.03501 280 205 58 17
425 I don’t care if it’s a hoax – it’s ruining our vacation. 1.3273 0.03505 275 201 58 16
426 OK. Go ahead and pee. 1.3273 0.03689 275 206 48 21
427 We beat everyone else to this spot, and we aren't leaving. 1.3273 0.03689 275 206 48 21
428 On the plus side, dear, we now shave four hours off our trip to the beach." 1.3273 0.03428 275 199 62 14
429 Do you want to talk about it? 1.3273 0.03542 275 202 56 17
430 Low tide is just not what it used to be. 1.3273 0.03505 275 201 58 16
431 Stan, you promised that global warming wouldn't upset our vacation plans until 2030. 1.3273 0.03616 275 204 52 19
432 This is your local newscaster reporting on a couple of Trump supporters who have been waiting since early summer for the fake ocean rise to recede.... 1.3272 0.03681 272 203 49 20
433 Apparently a rising tide doesn't float all boats. 1.3272 0.03681 272 203 49 20
434 I didn't think I could hold it until the tide came in. 1.3260 0.03669 273 204 49 20
435 I’m not moving until you admit I told you so. 1.3260 0.03706 273 205 47 21
436 Care to share your doubts about climate change Bob? 1.3259 0.03584 270 199 54 17
437 When the tide goes out I want you to go with it." 1.3258 0.03493 267 194 59 14
438 Thank God we've got a roof deck. 1.3247 0.03417 271 196 62 13
439 This was always our spot and we won't let global warming change it. 1.3247 0.03417 271 196 62 13
440 I hope you brought rice for your phone. 1.3247 0.03457 271 197 60 14
441 Waiting for Godot in the age of climate change. 1.3247 0.03649 271 202 50 19
442 Please tell me that was your foot brushing my leg.... 1.3247 0.03686 271 203 48 20
443 They did say global warming would impact the next generation most of all. Hone, have you seen the kids? 1.3246 0.03600 268 198 53 17
444 I told you to vote Democrat. 1.3246 0.03677 268 200 49 19
445 Did we bring the children ? 1.3246 0.03639 268 199 51 18
446 What time does the tide come in? 1.3246 0.03639 268 199 51 18
447 Can you text Noah to pick us up around 6? 1.3235 0.03446 272 198 60 14
448 Climate Change Hoax Society members enjoying the natural fluctuation in water levels . 1.3234 0.03349 269 193 65 11
449 Because it's Florida. You're not allowed to say climate change. 1.3233 0.03456 266 193 60 13
450 I just don't understand. We were the first people I know to buy a hybrid. 1.3220 0.03593 264 195 53 16
451 Honey, why is he drawing us? 1.3220 0.03711 264 198 47 19
452 The water's not going to rise, you said.The water's not going to rise that fast, you said.We can move the beach chairs to the roof, you said. Oh, look, there are the Murphys clinging to their chimney." 1.3220 0.03553 264 194 55 15
453 Two dry Martini's 1.3220 0.03672 264 197 49 18
454 Remember when Houston was 50 miles from the coast? 1.3218 0.03621 261 193 52 16
455 I'm sorry. I thought Greenland would be safe. 1.3207 0.03958 237 179 40 18
456 I’m not selling until we get our price. 1.3205 0.03759 259 195 45 19
457 Oh really? Then why is the water suddenly warmer? 1.3205 0.03719 259 194 47 18
458 I thought climate change was next year? 1.3205 0.03554 259 190 55 14
459 Should we tell the Fake News or the Real News about this? 1.3205 0.03637 259 192 51 16
460 Next time you ask for a table with an ocean view, you might want to tip the maitre de. 1.3205 0.03512 259 189 57 13
461 What happens in Florida doesn't seem to stay in Florida. 1.3205 0.03425 259 187 61 11
462 I know global warming is just fake news, but it sure seems real.... 1.3205 0.03596 259 191 53 15
463 Does this water feel glacial to you? 1.3205 0.03469 259 188 59 12
464 Well, I'm not moving until you apologize either. 1.3205 0.03678 259 193 49 17
465 I dunno, honey. Maybe we should have switched to those squiggly lightbulbs. 1.3205 0.03425 259 187 61 11
466 Seems like only yesterday they called global warming a hoax. 1.3205 0.03469 259 188 59 12
467 I still say tide tables are not proven science. 1.3205 0.03719 259 194 47 18
468 Mom and Dad. Alaska, July 2042. 1.3205 0.03596 259 191 53 15
469 Are you _absolutely_ sure that global warming is a myth, dear? 1.3205 0.03512 259 189 57 13
470 I told you in 2018 that we shouldn't book this Miami hotel for 2020. 1.3192 0.03458 260 189 59 12
471 Don't worry dear, it's not an omen. I've had much worse honeymoons than this 1.3192 0.03625 260 193 51 16
472 Don't make waves, Dear. 1.3191 0.03483 257 187 58 12
473 By the way, we're up to our ears in credit card debt too. 1.3180 0.03446 261 190 59 12
474 Remember when we cared? 1.3178 0.03515 258 189 56 13
475 Reasonable people can disagree on the science. 1.3176 0.03835 255 194 41 20
476 That better have been just a warm current. 1.3176 0.03628 255 189 51 15
477 Glacier National Park has changed since I was a kid. 1.3176 0.03754 255 192 45 18
478 I'm not saying it again. I rented this umbrella for the whole day and we're getting our money's worth! 1.3176 0.03586 255 188 53 14
479 In an hour, these will be prime beach seats. 1.3176 0.03628 255 189 51 15
480 Think of it as being immersed in the present. 1.3176 0.03713 255 191 47 17
481 Let me guess. You found this place on Kelp. 1.3173 0.03774 249 187 45 17
482 In six hours, 12 minutes and 30 seconds, this will be a prime location! 1.3164 0.03616 256 190 51 15
483 Did he say 40 days or 40 years? 1.3164 0.03531 256 188 55 13
484 So, Mr. Sit In The Same Place on the Beach Every Year, do you still think global warming is a Chinese hoax? 1.3164 0.03782 256 194 43 19
485 We are in big trouble Harry, it’s not even high tide. 1.3164 0.03260 256 182 67 7
486 Should we also address our marital complacency? 1.3164 0.03782 256 194 43 19
487 On the bright side, we’ll never have to water the garden again. 1.3164 0.03658 256 191 49 16
488 He did say there would be a Huge blue wave this year, who knew he meant water. 1.3164 0.03531 256 188 55 13
489 Aside from the occasional beer can, what exactly is it that a rising tide is supposed to lift? 1.3164 0.03443 256 186 59 11
490 Did you bring the shark repellant? 1.3164 0.03574 256 189 53 14
491 I kinda miss the polar bears. 1.3162 0.03645 253 188 50 15
492 No, you were definitely wearing trunks when you left the house. 1.3162 0.03513 253 185 56 12
493 They should come with our order soon 1.3162 0.03730 253 190 46 17
494 If only you'd remembered your bathing suit. 1.3162 0.03688 253 189 48 16
495 NEAR the water, I said NEAR the water . . . 1.3162 0.03558 253 186 54 13
496 Do you remember our first trip to Antarctica? 1.3162 0.03730 253 190 46 17
497 Even on vacation we're barely keeping our heads above water. 1.3162 0.03602 253 187 52 14
498 Do you ever get that sinking feeling? 1.3162 0.03469 253 184 58 11
499 At least this way no one knows I'm a mermaid. 1.3162 0.03513 253 185 56 12
500 It's not how I remember from my childhood. 1.3160 0.03674 250 186 49 15
501 At least the fires have been contained 1.3160 0.03541 250 183 55 12
502 Guess what Honey. I don't have to get up to pee anymore. 1.3160 0.03586 250 184 53 13
503 At least we're not a shallow couple. 1.3160 0.03630 250 185 51 14
504 Maybe we need a new site for our Climate Change Deniers' conference. 1.3147 0.03437 251 182 59 10
505 I don't know how long I can go on being a global warming denier, dear. 1.3145 0.03864 248 189 40 19
506 You think somewhere in the North Pole there's two penguins sitting waist deep in sand? 1.3145 0.03822 248 188 42 18
507 Ok no one is looking. See if you can find your bottoms. 1.3145 0.03416 248 179 60 9
508 You and I both know that global warming is a hoax, Murray, but apparently we neglected to tell the Atlantic. 1.3145 0.03691 248 185 48 15
509 So, when did they say FEMA was gettin here? 1.3145 0.03735 248 186 46 16
510 O.K. - you were right, it was low tide. 1.3145 0.03510 248 181 56 11
511 I suppose the Fake News will say this somehow proves the sea level is rising. 1.3145 0.03735 248 186 46 16
512 How long was I asleep for? 1.3145 0.03510 248 181 56 11
513 Well, at least we don't need to buy Depends anymore. 1.3145 0.03647 248 184 50 14
514 At least the wildfires are out. 1.3145 0.03416 248 179 60 9
515 I thought we voted for him because he said he was going to drain the swamp. 1.3133 0.03452 249 181 58 10
516 Hank and Dora find out for themselves what the climate change hysteria is all about. 1.3133 0.03590 249 184 52 13
517 Another year at the climate change denier summer home 1.3133 0.03544 249 183 54 12
518 I figure another two years and our condo will be beachfront. 1.3133 0.03634 249 185 50 14
519 I always get waxing and waning mixed up. 1.3133 0.03722 249 187 46 16
520 Here comes the beer you ordered! 1.3117 0.03740 247 186 45 16
521 How about for our next vacation we avoid places that offer a “climate change discount”? 1.3115 0.03681 244 182 48 14
522 I didn't realize this is what the bank meant by our beach house was under water. 1.3115 0.03541 244 179 54 11
523 I never said it was a hoax. I just said there was disagreement. 1.3115 0.03541 244 179 54 11
524 The government says it's 'nuisance flooding,' not sea-level rise. 1.3115 0.03816 244 185 42 17
525 And you said I wasn't using the word 'literally' right when I said that 'Our marriage is literally underwater.' 1.3115 0.03816 244 185 42 17
526 Trust me, Nicholas, when the tide goes out, we are going to have the best spot on the beach. 1.3115 0.03681 244 182 48 14
527 But I don't believe in climate change. 1.3115 0.03635 244 181 50 13
528 Maybe Al Gore was right after all. 1.3115 0.03588 244 180 52 12
529 The POTUS said no global warming. You know he can't say that if it's not true. 1.3115 0.03771 244 184 44 16
530 Harold, obviously the tide chart you saw this morning on Fox was fake news. 1.3115 0.03635 244 181 50 13
531 I think we’re alone now. 1.3115 0.03903 244 187 38 19
532 Cyclical, my ass. 1.3115 0.03771 244 184 44 16
533 You see,dear. The tide does change,even for Republicans. 1.3115 0.03771 244 184 44 16
534 Well, what are we wading for? 1.3112 0.03711 241 180 47 14
535 My implants are the only thing keeping this marriage afloat. 1.3112 0.03664 241 179 49 13
536 First come, first surfed. "I thought it was a typo" 1.3112 0.03664 241 179 49 13
537 On the plus side, no one can see that you are wearing a speedo. 1.3112 0.03803 241 182 43 16
538 Harold, that IS you playing footsie, isn't it? 1.3112 0.03664 241 179 49 13
539 I guess we’ll enjoy this vacation come hell AND high water. 1.3096 0.03485 239 174 56 9
540 I don't know about you, but I think this was a small price to pay for buying a big gas guzzling SUV. 1.3096 0.03913 239 183 38 18
541 On the bright side, flies aren't biting my ankles 1.3096 0.03535 239 175 54 10
542 I don’t care what your orange friend says Fred - this is about climate change. 1.3096 0.03585 239 176 52 11
543 It came in. It will go out. 1.3096 0.03633 239 177 50 12
544 If the seafood isn’t fresh I’m going to say something. 1.3096 0.03729 239 179 46 14
545 If climate change were real, why is this water so cold? 1.3096 0.03776 239 180 44 15
546 It's not the heat, it's the sea level. 1.3096 0.03958 239 184 36 19
547 The water may be higher, but at least it's warmer. 1.3096 0.03681 239 178 48 13
548 What was it you were saying about high tide being fake news? 1.3096 0.03822 239 181 42 16
549 So this is "fake climate." 1.3096 0.03868 239 182 40 17
550 Now I see why the Maldives vacation package was so cheap. 1.3096 0.03633 239 177 50 12
551 30 years of marriage and this is the wettest you've ever made me 1.3087 0.05030 149 115 22 12
552 How far out there is our house? 1.3086 0.03544 243 179 53 11
553 I hate being in Al Gore's dreams. 1.3083 0.03620 240 178 50 12
554 Well, it saves on the long walk to the restroom. 1.3083 0.03668 240 179 48 13
555 At least there isn't a line to use the rest rooms. 1.3083 0.03854 240 183 40 17
556 You wear the Speedo - we sit out here. 1.3083 0.03715 240 180 46 14
557 Something in the unparalleled view just bit my finger. 1.3080 0.03747 237 178 45 14
558 But we've been going to this same spot for years! 1.3080 0.03650 237 176 49 12
559 Please tell me that's just you playing footsie. 1.3080 0.03551 237 174 53 10
560 It's not the heat - it's the humidity. 1.3080 0.03841 237 180 41 16
561 Now do you still believe he's making America great again? 1.3067 0.03733 238 179 45 14
562 They laughed when we bought oceanfront property in Arizona. 1.3067 0.03780 238 180 43 15
563 Is that a Moray eel, or are you just happy to meet me? 1.3067 0.03827 238 181 41 16
564 This is apparently what the resort's brochure described as an "all-natural infinity pool." 1.3067 0.03733 238 179 45 14
565 Don't the tips of those letters spell out "Mar-a-Lago"? 1.3064 0.03860 235 179 40 16
566 Can I see that brochure again? 1.3060 0.03698 232 173 47 12
567 Ralph, for the last time...Global Warming is not an opinion. 1.3060 0.03894 232 177 39 16
568 It's a great sand castle honey, I just think the moat is a bit much. 1.3060 0.03748 232 174 45 13
569 What did you say Playa de Baño meant? 1.3060 0.03490 232 169 55 8
570 I think my water broke” 1.3060 0.03797 232 175 43 14
571 I wish more people had listened to you, Al. 1.3060 0.03942 232 178 37 17
572 That was inconvenient, Al. 1.3060 0.03698 232 173 47 12
573 Can't you admit you were wrong just this one time? 1.3060 0.03748 232 174 45 13
574 You proposed to me on this very spot 35 years ago. That was so much CO2 ago. 1.3060 0.03894 232 177 39 16
575 I say blame it on fake news or Obama. 1.3060 0.03698 232 173 47 12
576 So how did your climate change deniers meeting go this morning? 1.3060 0.03894 232 177 39 16
577 Should we move? 1.3060 0.03647 232 172 49 11
578 Have you seen the children? 1.3060 0.03595 232 171 51 10
579 Climate Change. I didn’t see that coming! 1.3060 0.03797 232 175 43 14
580 So, how many glaciers are we down to now? 1.3060 0.03647 232 172 49 11
581 Even here in Kansas it's getting harder to deny climate change. 1.3060 0.03595 232 171 51 10
582 Is this hat too Hamptons? 1.3060 0.03797 232 175 43 14
583 Care to resume our debate on Global Warming today sweetheart? 1.3047 0.03684 233 174 47 12
584 Herb, would you be a darling and snag my Tab before it floats away? 1.3047 0.03734 233 175 45 13
585 So let's see...'climate change is a hoax' and 'now is the time to buy waterfront property' . What more wisdom does your cousin have to offer? 1.3047 0.04020 233 181 33 19
586 Face it, Harry. We're in hell AND hot water. 1.3047 0.03832 233 177 41 15
587 Frank, are you peeing again? 1.3047 0.04066 233 182 31 20
588 Shish! Not one word! We're Republicans! Global warming doesn't exist! 1.3047 0.03927 233 179 37 17
589 Miami Beach 2025 1.3047 0.03684 233 174 47 12
590 I think I just saw a polar bear. 1.3047 0.03783 233 176 43 14
591 Ok, you win. Next time we vote for the candidate who says it’s not a hoax. 1.3043 0.03766 230 173 44 13
592 Well, I'm glad the tide came in. I had to pee. 1.3043 0.03766 230 173 44 13
593 Pretty sure I'm not as happy as a clam 1.3043 0.03664 230 171 48 11
594 Yeah, Denver was different in the old days but I still don't believe in climate change... 1.3043 0.03766 230 173 44 13
595 is this a good time to tell you I hate your mother? 1.3043 0.03914 230 176 38 16
596 Is that your hand? 1.3043 0.03611 230 170 50 10
597 You know this is all Obama’s fault. 1.3030 0.03851 231 176 40 15
598 So, this Global Warming...still fake news? 1.3030 0.03752 231 174 44 13
599 What time does high tide roll in? 1.3030 0.03752 231 174 44 13
600 This doesn't mean that climate change is real. 1.3030 0.03851 231 176 40 15
601 Didn't he do a terrifc job, here in Pueryo Rico?! 1.3017 0.04026 232 181 32 19
602 Who would have thought Global Warming would give us beachfront property. Yeah but were in Arizona. 1.3009 0.03803 226 171 42 13
603 First our mortgage, now this? 1.3009 0.03854 226 172 40 14
604 I don't think we bought at the right time. 1.3009 0.03854 226 172 40 14
605 I see you have finally removed the MAGA from your hat... 1.3004 0.03837 223 169 41 13
606 I still don't believe in global warming and refuse to let a little climate change ruin a perfectly good vacation! 1.3004 0.03675 223 166 47 10
607 I think I just got a nibble. 1.3004 0.03730 223 167 45 11
608 The umbrella's no help. 1.3004 0.03991 223 172 35 16
609 China is really going overboard trying to fake global warming. 1.3004 0.03940 223 171 37 15
610 I thought “being underwater” was just a financial term 1.3004 0.03675 223 166 47 10
611 Now aren't you glad you signed that petition against those wind turbines? They would've really spoiled this view. 1.3004 0.03889 223 170 39 14
612 Not yet, Bob. I want to wait for the tide to go out so we can see our old chimney. 1.3004 0.03675 223 166 47 10
613 There goes Iceland. 1.3004 0.04042 223 173 33 17
614 Now that the tide is going out, I suggest you put your trunks back on. Please. 1.3004 0.03730 223 167 45 11
615 Ya gotta give those clever Chinese a lot of credit. They sure know how to play up their global warming hoax! 1.3004 0.03940 223 171 37 15
616 I still think it's fake news. 1.3004 0.03837 223 169 41 13
617 I liked this beach more before the Trump administration 1.3004 0.03889 223 170 39 14
618 First hint that you'll never hear the end of it. 1.3004 0.04091 223 174 31 18
619 So this is the payoff for 30 years of 'trickle down.' 1.3004 0.03730 223 167 45 11
620 I appreciate your belief that this bay is not tidal, and have enjoyed your detailed reasoning as to the effects of global warming on inland waterways. May I now continue my earlier attempts to explain exactly what I mean by "manspaining?" 1.3004 0.03784 223 168 43 12
621 I submitted a caption to last week’s New Yorker cartoon caption contest but now that they’re giving Steve Bannon a platform, I want to withdraw it. I’ll also be canceling my subscription. Go fuck yourselves, Nazi sympathizers. 1.3004 0.04378 223 180 19 24
622 Steve Bannon is such an asshole. 1.3004 0.03991 223 172 35 16
623 A rising tide does what again? 1.3004 0.03620 223 165 49 9
624 Don't be alarmed, dear. I am advised that the rise in sea levels is temporary, and we should have our beach back in 15-20,000 years. 1.3004 0.03730 223 167 45 11
625 Thanks to global warming, I can enjoy the beach even with my incontinence. 1.3004 0.03837 223 169 41 13
626 Ok, so it's real. I still maintain we don't know how much is caused by human activity 1.3004 0.03675 223 166 47 10
627 No, the ocean is NOT rising; that's a democrat HOAX. 1.3004 0.03837 223 169 41 13
628 No, you said. I want to be closer to the water, you said. 1.3004 0.03889 223 170 39 14
629 GREETINGS... from Mar-a-Lago! (2028) 1.3004 0.03837 223 169 41 13
630 I guess what they say is true - time and tide wait for no one! 1.3004 0.04042 223 173 33 17
631 I liked it better when we just had a water view. 1.3004 0.03784 223 168 43 12
632 I guess that review was written before the ice caps melted. 1.2996 0.03737 227 171 44 12
633 The New American Gothic 1.2996 0.03737 227 171 44 12
634 Low tide is at 3.47 and then you’ll see who picked the best godamn spot on the beach 1.2996 0.03684 227 170 46 11
635 It wasn't just me, Barbara. You were certainly happy at the time to host that Scott Pruitt fundraiser. 1.2996 0.03890 227 174 38 15
636 Tides aren't proven science 1.2996 0.03840 227 173 40 14
637 Your prostate must be behaving today. You haven't had to excuse yourself since we got here. 1.2996 0.03788 227 172 42 13
638 Dear, I don't think we should use the weather reports from Fox News anymore. 1.2996 0.03737 227 171 44 12
639 I think you misunderstood what the beach guard meant by "surf's up." 1.2996 0.03577 227 168 50 9
640 When I promised to stay with you come hell or high water, I chose my conjunction very carefully. 1.2996 0.03940 227 175 36 16
641 We may have to rethink our position on climate change, Herb. 1.2996 0.03840 227 173 40 14
642 It's still not warm enough to be global warming. 1.2996 0.03684 227 170 46 11
643 Next year, the Hendersons get the timeshare during hurricane season. 1.2991 0.03606 224 166 49 9
644 The blue wave is not going to spoil my vacation. 1.2991 0.03874 224 171 39 14
645 Makes you think. 1.2991 0.03769 224 169 43 12
646 OK, you were right. But the water temperature is perfect. 1.2991 0.03769 224 169 43 12
647 I know but we got a great parking spot. 1.2991 0.03822 224 170 41 13
648 I think it's time for a new weather app. 1.2991 0.03874 224 171 39 14
649 Where are the kids? 1.2991 0.03822 224 170 41 13
650 I know what you're doing, Roger. 1.2991 0.03976 224 173 35 16
651 I still think it is pseudo-science 1.2991 0.03976 224 173 35 16
652 Houston we have a problem. 1.2991 0.03661 224 167 47 10
653 Do you believe in global warming now? 1.2991 0.03661 224 167 47 10
654 '" You didn't hide your phone in your sneaker again, did you?" 1.2991 0.03716 224 168 45 11
655 No,no. No need to wake your mother. 1.2991 0.03925 224 172 37 15
656 I told you not to talk to the timeshare people. 1.2991 0.03822 224 170 41 13
657 At least we don’t have to walk to the bathroom. 1.2989 0.04482 174 134 28 12
658 You'd think that somebody would have warned us. 1.2986 0.04013 221 171 34 16
659 Want to go to a movie tonight? I hear “An Inconvenient Truth” has got good reviews 1.2986 0.03692 221 165 46 10
660 Hard to believee Mar a Lago was right under us 1.2986 0.04013 221 171 34 16
661 I know it's your favorite spot, Fred, and you think climate change is a hoax. But I'm telling you. This IS low tide. 1.2986 0.03856 221 168 40 13
662 When Donald sold it to us he said it was 'no problem'. So, it must not be a problem. 1.2986 0.03802 221 167 42 12
663 Global what now? 1.2986 0.03636 221 164 48 9
664 And the liberal media said the oceans would rise - please! I can still feel the sun on my neck. 1.2986 0.03802 221 167 42 12
665 I made sandwiches. 1.2982 0.03723 228 172 44 12
666 screw global warming, we're standing our ground. 1.2982 0.03825 228 174 40 14
667 We’ve finally found the perfect spot. No crowds. 1.2982 0.03563 228 169 50 9
668 Please dear, tell me again about the climate change "hoax." 1.2982 0.03875 228 175 38 15
669 Those Chinese sure are good at hoaxes 1.2982 0.03670 228 171 46 11
670 Years ago they said it had an ocean view. 1.2963 0.03856 216 164 40 12
671 No chance that some schmuck will block our view this time. 1.2963 0.03799 216 163 42 11
672 I told you we should have tipped the beach chair guy. 1.2949 0.03611 217 161 48 8
673 This is such a hoax! 1.2949 0.03950 217 167 36 14
674 If Trump says the oceans aren't rising, then the oceans aren't rising. 1.2949 0.03611 217 161 48 8
675 Admittedly it's a little damp, but on the positive side, we have the beach to ourselves. 1.2949 0.03784 217 164 42 11
676 If you can explain why we are sitting here I won’t file for divorce. 1.2949 0.03611 217 161 48 8
677 Strange how the water goes warm every so often. 1.2949 0.03950 217 167 36 14
678 Why does your mother keep screaming like that? 1.2949 0.04056 217 169 32 16
679 You suggested Mar-a-Lago, not me. 1.2949 0.03950 217 167 36 14
680 Good thing you got here early to claim this spot. 1.2949 0.03727 217 163 44 10
681 Fox News said high tides are a part of the natural weather cycle. 1.2949 0.03840 217 165 40 12
682 Did the water just suddenly get warmer Harold? Again? 1.2949 0.03950 217 167 36 14
683 Republican picnic. 1.2949 0.04003 217 168 34 15
684 What's that melting iceberg doing out there? 1.2949 0.03429 217 158 54 5
685 I don't understand. He was extremely strong and powerful in his denial of a high tide. 1.2949 0.03784 217 164 42 11
686 You wouldn't listen to Al Gore. 1.2949 0.03784 217 164 42 11
687 I know we should move, but that view. 1.2944 0.03581 214 158 49 7
688 I've got that sinking feeling again, Albert. 1.2944 0.03456 214 156 53 5
689 Well, thinking positively we'll now be able to pee without leaving our chairs. 1.2944 0.03987 214 165 35 14
690 If you sing “the tide is high, but I’m holding on” one more time, I swear I will leave you. 1.2944 0.03818 214 162 41 11
691 Well in my opinion, the beach is half empty. 1.2944 0.04042 214 166 33 15
692 Thank goodness we brought lifeguard chairs. 1.2944 0.03702 214 160 45 9
693 Honey, why is that dolphin wearing your bathing suit? 1.2944 0.03987 214 165 35 14
694 I have some land in Florida" he said. "I need a good tax shelter" you said 1.2944 0.03818 214 162 41 11
695 You okay down there, son? 1.2944 0.04042 214 166 33 15
696 Glad we rented the umbrella! 1.2944 0.04042 214 166 33 15
697 I really wish you'd stop humming, "sittin' on the dock of the bay!" 1.2944 0.03875 214 163 39 12
698 I know I promised to stay come hell or high water. But this is ridiculous. 1.2944 0.03702 214 160 45 9
699 What would make you think the kids won't turn up once the tide goes back down? 1.2944 0.03702 214 160 45 9
700 Shall we put a message in that bottle? 1.2944 0.03818 214 162 41 11
701 Alaska 2050, your vacation destination! 1.2944 0.04042 214 166 33 15
702 No Kevin, I mean our marriage is literally underwater. 1.2944 0.03456 214 156 53 5
703 Go to Florida” they said, “it’ll be nice” they said 1.2944 0.03931 214 164 37 13
704 The resort did boast 'ocean at your fingertips', you know? 1.2944 0.03760 214 161 43 10
705 I'm half tempted to go for a swim. 1.2944 0.03581 214 158 49 7
706 When the drought hits, I say sell. 1.2944 0.03875 214 163 39 12
707 Next time, if you want a bonfire, don't steal the wood from tbe beavers. 1.2944 0.03987 214 165 35 14
708 Well Charles, have you finally reconsidered your "global warming is bunk" position? 1.2944 0.03702 214 160 45 9
709 Did you notice the cartoonist forgot to add shade? 1.2938 0.03911 211 161 38 12
710 At least the rain has stopped. 1.2936 0.03825 218 166 40 12
711 These Hurricane re-enactments are total tourist traps. 1.2936 0.03987 218 169 34 15
712 Make America What? Again 1.2936 0.03597 218 162 48 8
713 I told you we should have bought flood insurance. 1.2936 0.03934 218 168 36 14
714 I've completely forgotten about my hemorrhoids. 1.2936 0.03880 218 167 38 13
715 And to think...all this could have been prevented if we had just let the free market regulate itself. 1.2936 0.03934 218 168 36 14
716 This is the last time we say we'll take "first available." 1.2930 0.03687 215 161 45 9
717 I don't mind the ice caps melting, but a little ozone now and then would be nice. 1.2930 0.03916 215 165 37 13
718 Well how long a we going to stay in denial. 1.2930 0.03803 215 163 41 11
719 I’ve had it up to here with this beach! 1.2930 0.03803 215 163 41 11
720 You better hope a vodka drink floats by next. 1.2917 0.03788 216 164 41 11
721 A tidy place, they said 1.2917 0.03844 216 165 39 12
722 Do you think our umbrella policy will cover the flood? 1.2906 0.03946 203 155 37 11
723 Remember how we loved relaxing here when it was our rooftop deck. 1.2905 0.03737 210 158 43 9
724 Are you gonna drink that beer? 1.2905 0.03675 210 157 45 8
725 Guess I misunderstood the realtor when she said we were getting a great deal 'cause this place had been under water 1.2905 0.03857 210 160 39 11
726 Let’s visit the North Pole,” you said. “Frolic with the penguins,” you said. Do you see any penguins 1.2905 0.03797 210 159 41 10
727 Enough already with the climate change denial, Harry. Those aren’t nuns out there. They’re penguins. 1.2905 0.03915 210 161 37 12
728 It’s our spot and I am not giving it up that easily. 1.2899 0.03952 207 159 36 12
729 Being blind sucks sometimes. 1.2899 0.03770 207 156 42 9
730 Forget the water, why do the hills behind us look like ass-cracks? 1.2899 0.03952 207 159 36 12
731 Who'd you vote for, again? 1.2899 0.03770 207 156 42 9
732 Do you believe in climate change now, Steve? 1.2899 0.04011 207 160 34 13
733 Even after fifteen years you still know how to make me wet. 1.2899 0.04069 207 161 32 14
734 I blame the Chinese. 1.2899 0.04069 207 161 32 14
735 This certainly beats the crowds of low tide. 1.2899 0.03579 207 153 48 6
736 Climate change? Fake news. 1.2899 0.03892 207 158 38 11
737 So I said, "It's customary to tip the captain." And I believe your words were, "No way. What the heck could he do to us?" 1.2899 0.03707 207 155 44 8
738 Hamptons Global Warming Gothic 1.2899 0.03707 207 155 44 8
739 But her emails... 1.2899 0.04239 207 164 26 17
740 Still a tide denier, Harold? 1.2899 0.03892 207 158 38 11
741 I suppose we could go swimming. 1.2899 0.03832 207 157 40 10
742 Do you have the keys or do I? 1.2899 0.03707 207 155 44 8
743 I told you to go before we left, dear. 1.2899 0.03892 207 158 38 11
744 Still pleased with your 20% discount for booking out of season dear? 1.2891 0.04069 211 165 31 15
745 Thank goodness for climate change. Without it we would never have known what a wonderful view we have from our roof. 1.2891 0.03598 211 157 47 7
746 Well, they did say it would be sunny. 1.2891 0.03660 211 158 45 8
747 This isn't what I meant when I asked for an immersive vacation experience. 1.2891 0.04013 211 164 33 14
748 Look at the bright side, climate change is bringing beach-front property to the masses. 1.2891 0.04013 211 164 33 14
749 It's a fine line between "principled" and "stubborn", Jerry. 1.2891 0.03841 211 161 39 11
750 Our President says it's a myth and I believe him! 1.2891 0.03899 211 162 37 12
751 Honey, you were right. Reykjavik really is the new Riviera. 1.2891 0.03957 211 163 35 13
752 No, I don't see a problem with climate change. Who knew one day we could enjoy the beach without leaving Nebraska? 1.2891 0.03782 211 160 41 10
753 So, what number is this on your bucket list? 1.2891 0.03841 211 161 39 11
754 My summer reading about the global warming hoax is all wet. 1.2889 0.06170 90 70 14 6
755 I've got minnows. 1.2885 0.03936 208 160 36 12
756 This isn't exactly what I had in mind when I said I wanted to spend our vacation surrounded by water. 1.2885 0.03936 208 160 36 12
757 You had to say 'Come hell or high water' ! 1.2885 0.03994 208 161 34 13
758 I'm never going to hear the end of this, am I? 1.2885 0.03936 208 160 36 12
759 Did you remember the shark repellent? 1.2885 0.03816 208 158 40 10
760 When does the tide come in? 1.2885 0.03936 208 160 36 12
761 Honey, the tide is high and I’m moving on. 1.2885 0.03692 208 156 44 8
762 At least the fish is fresh. 1.2885 0.03876 208 159 38 11
763 The liberal media won't tell you that Kansas can be lovely over the holidays. 1.2885 0.03876 208 159 38 11
764 Do you think of this as a metaphor for our marriage? 1.2885 0.03754 208 157 42 9
765 We're going to need a bigger towel. 1.2885 0.04052 208 162 32 14
766 Global warming", you said. . ."Let's go to the beach and soak up some of that sun", you said. . 1.2885 0.03754 208 157 42 9
767 I didn't think pulling out of the Paris Accord would come to this? 1.2885 0.03816 208 158 40 10
768 Maybe next year we should go to the mountains. 1.2885 0.04052 208 162 32 14
769 ‘First it was our mortgage and now this!” 1.2885 0.03936 208 160 36 12
770 Thanks, Obama. 1.2885 0.04109 208 163 30 15
771 Low tide used to be so boring before climate change. 1.2885 0.03754 208 157 42 9
772 Off Season" and global warming, no wonder its so "reasonable. 1.2885 0.04052 208 162 32 14
773 I don't think your trunks are going to float back harry. 1.2885 0.03936 208 160 36 12
774 Ok, Ok next year we will go to Burning Man 1.2885 0.03692 208 156 44 8
775 Now they'll call you High Water Mark. 1.2885 0.03816 208 158 40 10
776 I'm not playing footsie! I thought you were. 1.2885 0.03629 208 155 46 7
777 Damn you Frank......I just felt warm water ...... 1.2885 0.04052 208 162 32 14
778 But you gotta admit, the price was great. 1.2885 0.03629 208 155 46 7
779 Well, which is it: global warming or climate change? 1.2885 0.03564 208 154 48 6
780 Trust me. When the tide goes out this will be the best spot on the beach! 1.2885 0.03754 208 157 42 9
781 The tide is high but I’m holdin’ on. Could be a song in that Doris. 1.2885 0.03876 208 159 38 11
782 Trust me, seven hours from now, people would kill for this spot. 1.2885 0.03754 208 157 42 9
783 Told you it was real. 1.2878 0.03913 205 157 37 11
784 Is there an off'-chance that you confused the tidal chart with the shuttle bus schedule? 1.2871 0.03950 202 155 36 11
785 I think if we have one more year of global warming, we're going to have to move the umbrella. 1.2857 0.03742 203 153 42 8
786 Are you sure he said, ‘Until depth do us part?’ 1.2857 0.03742 203 153 42 8
787 Well,it was beachfront when we bought it. 1.2857 0.03994 203 157 34 12
788 I know you said we were going to the beach come hell or high water, but seriously?" 1.2857 0.04174 203 160 28 15
789 Is this what you meant when you said we'd be going on this vacation come hell or high water? 1.2857 0.03807 203 154 40 9
790 I don't know what all this climate change talk is about, the weather feels fine to me 1.2857 0.03742 203 153 42 8
791 Let's invite Steve Bannon. 1.2857 0.03994 203 157 34 12
792 All I'm saying is, when you drink beer with an overactive bladder there are consequences. 1.2857 0.04055 203 158 32 13
793 Still think we won a cruise, or will you FINALLY admit that it was a robo-call? 1.2857 0.03807 203 154 40 9
794 Is that Al Gore I hear snickering behind us? 1.2857 0.03742 203 153 42 8
795 Well, this explains the complimentary life jackets. 1.2857 0.03742 203 153 42 8
796 Still think it is politically motivated Frank? 1.2857 0.03933 203 156 36 11
797 Going with the flow is not as relaxing as I'd hoped. 1.2857 0.03870 203 155 38 10
798 I can’t believe you’re still telling our friends we’re Republican. 1.2850 0.03842 200 152 39 9
799 Frankly, I like it better when it was a glacier. 1.2850 0.03971 200 154 35 11
800 Is that you, sweetie? 1.2850 0.04095 200 156 31 13
801 'I don't care', you said. 'I'm voted for him anyway', you said. 1.2850 0.03971 200 154 35 11
802 Told you that we should have sold the beach property before the icebergs melted. 1.2850 0.03842 200 152 39 9
803 Isn't climate change is a bitch? 1.2850 0.03971 200 154 35 11
804 I thought you meant our mortgage. 1.2850 0.03641 200 149 45 6
805 Somehow I still feel my phone vibrating in my pocket. 1.2850 0.03971 200 154 35 11
806 You're sure the ad said ocean front and not ocean floor? 1.2850 0.03971 200 154 35 11
807 And we're in Idaho. Think what the tides are like in LA. 1.2850 0.03776 200 151 41 8
808 That wasn't the 'Blue Wave' I was hoping for. 1.2850 0.03907 200 153 37 10
809 Whatever possessed you to kill that albatross? 1.2850 0.04095 200 156 31 13
810 Next time let's not make our reservations so far in advance. 1.2850 0.03907 200 153 37 10
811 Next year we need to book with a travel agent who is not a climate change denier." 1.2850 0.03776 200 151 41 8
812 Funny ... I didn't hear Biblical Flood in the forecast. 1.2850 0.03776 200 151 41 8
813 Between global warming, and being under water with our mortgage, I think we're sunk. 1.2850 0.03776 200 151 41 8
814 Land shark. 1.2850 0.04156 200 157 29 14
815 Most failed marriages occur within 3 feet of water. 1.2850 0.03842 200 152 39 9
816 Morning news said we’ve got a good hour still before we gotta move” 1.2850 0.03641 200 149 45 6
817 Fish sure are biting today. 1.2850 0.03776 200 151 41 8
818 That one wave looks like a signature. 1.2850 0.03971 200 154 35 11
819 In a few hours we'll have the best spot on the beach. 1.2850 0.03842 200 152 39 9
820 I always thought you'd leave me high and dry. 1.2850 0.04034 200 155 33 12
821 The water's refreshing, but exactly where is our backyard grill? 1.2850 0.04095 200 156 31 13
822 Yeah, it's definitely a hoax. 1.2850 0.03842 200 152 39 9
823 If you need another beer, Al, go down to the kitchen yourself. 1.2850 0.03641 200 149 45 6
824 Pruned bottom, tan on top. Global warming line 2018 1.2850 0.03842 200 152 39 9
825 Have you seen the kids? 1.2850 0.03971 200 154 35 11
826 Look, 5-6 years years ago it would have cost 10 times as much. 1.2850 0.03971 200 154 35 11
827 You say coastal erosion. I say global warming. Dumbass. 1.2850 0.03842 200 152 39 9
828 When I said I wanted to get away from it all, I didn't mean land. 1.2843 0.03916 204 157 36 11
829 Maybe from now on you will let me read one or two of the bad reviews. 1.2836 0.03693 201 151 43 7
830 Hmm. Maybe melting the polar icecaps does matter. 1.2836 0.03826 201 153 39 9
831 Whatever you´re doing, stop it. 1.2836 0.03954 201 155 35 11
832 I don't know, Fred. I thought global warming would mean BETTER beach days. 1.2835 0.03777 194 146 41 7
833 Just remember, what we see and what we hear isn't happening. 1.2814 0.04100 199 156 30 13
834 The line is short now. Want another beer? 1.2814 0.03426 199 146 50 3
835 Let's do this again, but at low tide. 1.2806 0.03948 196 151 35 10
836 When did we decide to go in the water? 1.2806 0.04014 196 152 33 11
837 Stop it with your "climate change" nonsense,Harold! It just happens to be really humid today. 1.2806 0.03881 196 150 37 9
838 Tell me that was you. 1.2806 0.04078 196 153 31 12
839 We are staying. We've been through hell and high water to get here. 1.2806 0.03881 196 150 37 9
840 I've said it before but I will say it again, God buried fossil fuels because he loves to see us find them. 1.2806 0.03948 196 151 35 10
841 Well, this beachfront was a bargain. 1.2806 0.03948 196 151 35 10
842 Well, at least I won't hear you fart... 1.2806 0.04266 196 156 25 15
843 Hmm..dear, please tell me that is you playing footsies 1.2806 0.03881 196 150 37 9
844 The swamp extends to Mar-a-lago 1.2806 0.04142 196 154 29 13
845 No, I’m fine. I’m wearing waterproof makeup. 1.2806 0.03948 196 151 35 10
846 I think they've forgotten your gin and tonic. 1.2806 0.04014 196 152 33 11
847 It still doesn't mean global warming has a human cause. 1.2806 0.04078 196 153 31 12
848 Not seagulls, those are buzzards. 1.2806 0.03601 196 146 45 5
849 It appears that the Jersey Shore has come to us. 1.2806 0.03813 196 149 39 8
850 It's called sun bathing, Philip. Sun. Bathing. 1.2806 0.03813 196 149 39 8
851 Well,​ at least we don't have to get up to get in the water. 1.2806 0.04142 196 154 29 13
852 I guess it's too late to wake up your mother. 1.2806 0.04078 196 153 31 12
853 It is low tide, dear. 1.2806 0.03744 196 148 41 7
854 At least we're not being bothered by any ants. 1.2806 0.03948 196 151 35 10
855 I told you, we didn’t have the beach to ourselves for no reason. 1.2806 0.03813 196 149 39 8
856 When I ordered a beer float, this isn't what I had in mind. 1.2806 0.04014 196 152 33 11
857 Did you just pee? 1.2806 0.04142 196 154 29 13
858 Maybe we shouldn't have voted third party. 1.2806 0.03744 196 148 41 7
859 Globe may be warming, but the water is still cold. 1.2806 0.04014 196 152 33 11
860 It looks like I won that global warming argument. 1.2806 0.04014 196 152 33 11
861 It IS the humidity. 1.2806 0.04078 196 153 31 12
862 Low tide just isn’t the same anymore 1.2806 0.03528 196 145 47 4
863 I'd like to see the HOA tell me not to water my lawn now 1.2806 0.03881 196 150 37 9
864 Please tell me those are your toes I feel! 1.2806 0.04142 196 154 29 13
865 Where did Noah say we should be by 2? 1.2806 0.03948 196 151 35 10
866 Yes Donny, the rise in sea level theory is a hoax made up by those bad people who hate us. 1.2806 0.04014 196 152 33 11
867 Noah, didn't DJT say that he was going to drain the swamp? Yes Naamah, but what can we expect from a guy who says he lives on the 68th floor of a 58 story building? 1.2806 0.04078 196 153 31 12
868 Yes, but when the tide goes out, we'll have a really nice spot. 1.2806 0.03813 196 149 39 8
869 I'm not leaving until they bring the free drink they advertised. 1.2806 0.03813 196 149 39 8
870 First a beer can. Next a mass of plastic straws. 1.2800 0.03484 200 148 48 4
871 “Its getting late. Are you sure Noah chose us?” 1.2798 0.04185 193 152 28 13
872 When the ad said 'waterfront view' I imagined something a bit different. 1.2798 0.03987 193 149 34 10
873 On the plus side, we only need half as much sun blcok. 1.2798 0.03778 193 146 40 7
874 Maybe so, but at least we got a good deal on the timeshare. 1.2798 0.03987 193 149 34 10
875 When you said it was under water, I thought you meant the mortgage. 1.2798 0.03849 193 147 38 8
876 There must be more to that Chinese hoax than we realized. 1.2798 0.03918 193 148 36 9
877 Did I not ASK you to go BEFORE we sat down? 1.2798 0.04185 193 152 28 13
878 Pay extra for the ocean view, you said. It'll be so worth it, you said. Your sister will be so impressed, you said. 1.2798 0.04120 193 151 30 12
879 That was quite a downpour. 1.2798 0.03987 193 149 34 10
880 I think we need to start thinking about selling our place. 1.2798 0.04054 193 150 32 11
881 I think the timeshare presentation was not entirely accurate 1.2798 0.03778 193 146 40 7
882 I'd really like to get out of this time share. 1.2798 0.03849 193 147 38 8
883 It's snowing in Aspen, so your argument is invalid. 1.2798 0.03778 193 146 40 7
884 Just wait. Low tide will be perfect. 1.2798 0.03918 193 148 36 9
885 Remind me to drown our travel agent" 1.2798 0.03918 193 148 36 9
886 Don’t think of it as severe flooding, but rather a surplus of natural resources. 1.2798 0.03778 193 146 40 7
887 If it's global warming, how come the water is so cool? 1.2798 0.03987 193 149 34 10
888 Are you tired of winning yet, Wilbert? 1.2798 0.03918 193 148 36 9
889 Okay you’ve seen the tide. Now can we go? 1.2798 0.04249 193 153 26 14
890 My water just broke 1.2798 0.03918 193 148 36 9
891 Perhaps we should wake up Sarah. 1.2798 0.03918 193 148 36 9
892 Honey, where are the kids? 1.2798 0.03706 193 145 42 6
893 Honey, seriously? And give up that great parking spot? 1.2798 0.03918 193 148 36 9
894 I now understand why your perfect spot was uninhabited. 1.2798 0.04120 193 151 30 12
895 Are you SURE you turned off the sprinkler? 1.2798 0.03849 193 147 38 8
896 So, its beach front now. 1.2798 0.03987 193 149 34 10
897 Not a word about trump. I’m serious. 1.2798 0.03918 193 148 36 9
898 Well at least our taxes are lower 1.2798 0.03632 193 144 44 5
899 You had to spill the bottomless margarita? 1.2798 0.04120 193 151 30 12
900 Climate Change... Global Warming... I don't think it matters what we call it anymore. 1.2798 0.03632 193 144 44 5
901 Nothing better than Alaska in November 1.2797 0.04698 143 111 24 8
902 Good thinking on that condo in Omaha. 1.2792 0.03727 197 149 41 7
903 We've paid for 8 hours...so 8 hours is what we'll have. 1.2784 0.03690 194 146 42 6
904 I thought we'd be safe in Oklahoma. Senator Inhofe said climate change was a hoax. 1.2784 0.04035 194 151 32 11
905 I hate to admit it, but Al Gore was right. 1.2784 0.03761 194 147 40 7
906 It's not global warming it's all water they got from draining the swamp. 1.2784 0.03901 194 149 36 9
907 Come hell or high water, David and Jennifer were determined to enjoy their holiday! 1.2784 0.03901 194 149 36 9
908 I was going to ask where the bathroom is but nevemind. 1.2784 0.04035 194 151 32 11
909 I may have to rethink my position on global warming. 1.2784 0.03832 194 148 38 8
910 Well, you were right about the umbrella. 1.2784 0.03969 194 150 34 10
911 Wet enough for ya? 1.2784 0.03901 194 149 36 9
912 Could be global warming. Or merely a metaphor for our marriage. 1.2784 0.03901 194 149 36 9
913 Did you bring the big towels? 1.2784 0.03969 194 150 34 10
914 I swear to God, Janet. That idiot, Al Gore said it would be this bad by 2014... well it's 2018, Janet. Do not debate me" 1.2784 0.03761 194 147 40 7
915 I don't think Mom and Dad are coming back. 1.2781 0.03538 187 138 46 3
916 I thought rising sea levels would not be a problem in Denver. 1.2769 0.03745 195 148 40 7
917 This is not like the Alaska Winters of my childhood. 1.2769 0.04147 195 154 28 13
918 But Tom, an offshore wind farm would ruin our view. 1.2766 0.04048 188 146 32 10
919 The bait shop tide table was wrong again. 1.2766 0.03522 188 139 46 3
920 LIMERICK: It was a creative way that they died...Claudia, with Mike by her side...Used sea level rise...To meet their demise...Global warming -Assisted suicide. 1.2751 0.04030 189 147 32 10
921 Ok, so maybe the tide report isn’t “fake news.” 1.2751 0.03887 189 145 36 8
922 When should we acknowledge that you were wrong about low tide? 1.2751 0.04167 189 149 28 12
923 How long were we asleep? 1.2751 0.03740 189 143 40 6
924 Just shut up and pass the sunblock. 1.2751 0.04167 189 149 28 12
925 On the other hand, he was right about the size of the inauguration crowd. 1.2751 0.03664 189 142 42 5
926 ...wow...that's one big cruise ship they got there... 1.2751 0.03887 189 145 36 8
927 I forgot. After burying mom in the sand did we unbury her? 1.2751 0.04099 189 148 30 11
928 This better be high tide 1.2751 0.03740 189 143 40 6
929 I guess I didn't factor in the full moon. 1.2751 0.03887 189 145 36 8
930 I’m starting to think those climate scientists were onto something. 1.2751 0.03814 189 144 38 7
931 Mermaid Family Vacation 1.2751 0.04030 189 147 32 10
932 And I called you a sucker for buying beachfront property in Phoenix. 1.2751 0.03959 189 146 34 9
933 I remember the beach being wider last year. 1.2751 0.03740 189 143 40 6
934 I have that sinking feeling again Dave. 1.2751 0.04030 189 147 32 10
935 How about we keep our feet to ourselves, Derek? 1.2751 0.04167 189 149 28 12
936 If rising sea levels continue nude beaches will become more popular but less fun. 1.2751 0.03740 189 143 40 6
937 Phyllis, if you didn't want anyone to see your cellulite...you could have just worn pants. 1.2751 0.04099 189 148 30 11
938 Something’s nibbling on my Johnson. Enjoy it George, it’s my vacation too. 1.2751 0.04167 189 149 28 12
939 Was that a crab or are you just happy to see me? 1.2742 0.03999 186 144 33 9
940 We have to sit here, stoically, Henry, and pretend global warming is fake news... 1.2742 0.03925 186 143 35 8
941 Post Hurricane discount my ass. 1.2742 0.04071 186 145 31 10
942 Technically, we're snowed in. 1.2742 0.03774 186 141 39 6
943 On the other hand, I can pee without anyone knowing. 1.2742 0.04071 186 145 31 10
944 You checked the tide schedule,my ass! 1.2742 0.03999 186 144 33 9
945 So this is the wet bar? 1.2742 0.04141 186 146 29 11
946 If you see our waitress, can you ask for some straws? 1.2742 0.03999 186 144 33 9
947 I hadn't realized that so much of our life would be impacted by our mortgage being " under water ". 1.2742 0.03774 186 141 39 6
948 Global warming never really bothered me until today. 1.2742 0.03925 186 143 35 8
949 Time and tide”, ya know 1.2742 0.03925 186 143 35 8
950 I should have known something was wrong when I asked Siri the weather forecast, and she just gave a demonic laugh! 1.2742 0.03999 186 144 33 9
951 Well, I didn't vote for him either. 1.2742 0.03999 186 144 33 9
952 Well, at least we beat the crowds and found good parking. 1.2742 0.03999 186 144 33 9
953 Where's your snowball now, Senator Inhofe? 1.2742 0.03999 186 144 33 9
954 That was sudden. 1.2742 0.04071 186 145 31 10
955 For twenty years, Bill and Jen always set up their beach umbrella in the SAME exact spot. 1.2742 0.03999 186 144 33 9
956 I'm starting to believe in global warming. 1.2742 0.03999 186 144 33 9
957 Are you absolutely sure you understand how tides work? 1.2742 0.03774 186 141 39 6
958 Did someone say “drain the swamp”? 1.2742 0.03999 186 144 33 9
959 Don't tell me it's impossible. Get us out of this time share. 1.2742 0.03774 186 141 39 6
960 This reminds me, did you shut off the sprinkler before we left? 1.2742 0.03999 186 144 33 9
961 It's high tide we got out of here. 1.2742 0.03999 186 144 33 9
962 Yup. There was a hole in the boat. 1.2742 0.03774 186 141 39 6
963 Didn't I tell you we'd have beachfront property in the Poconos one day? 1.2742 0.03925 186 143 35 8
964 Next time let's just walk to the restrooms." 1.2742 0.03925 186 143 35 8
965 I wanted beach front, not water front. 1.2742 0.03696 186 140 41 5
966 The brochure said ocean view, What can I say ? 1.2742 0.03774 186 141 39 6
967 Well I don't miss the radio. All that nonsense about climate change. 1.2742 0.03925 186 143 35 8
968 I''m beginning to grow tired of this Chinese hoax. 1.2742 0.04071 186 145 31 10
969 Not everyone knows how to beat the crowds. 1.2742 0.03925 186 143 35 8
970 Good thing you brought the umbrella- wouldn't want to get wet. 1.2742 0.04141 186 146 29 11
971 OK, maybe I'll admit there might be 'some' global warming. 1.2742 0.03925 186 143 35 8
972 Henry and Elise sit on their deck still refusing to believe. 1.2742 0.03999 186 144 33 9
973 Just a little while longer, hon. I just know we'll see a dolphin. 1.2737 0.04011 190 148 32 10
974 This water is cold. I still don't believe in global warming. 1.2727 0.03980 187 145 33 9
975 Alexa, play "The Tide is High." 1.2727 0.03980 187 145 33 9
976 I understand this can happen when everybody flushes their toilet at the same time. 1.2727 0.03833 187 143 37 7
977 You and Donald are the only two who don't believe in global warming 1.2727 0.03907 187 144 35 8
978 The Chinese are doing a great job selling this conspiracy. 1.2727 0.03980 187 145 33 9
979 Good thing global warming is a hoax. 1.2727 0.03980 187 145 33 9
980 Bert and Esther were still confused by the concept of 'tides'. 1.2727 0.03757 187 142 39 6
981 Maybe it's time to believe the climatologists, Frank. 1.2727 0.03757 187 142 39 6
982 Dam’s gone. I told you not to chase that beaver away. 1.2727 0.04191 187 148 27 12
983 I'm so glad you took early retirement from the oil company. 1.2727 0.04122 187 147 29 11
984 This so-called global warming thing is starting to annoy me. 1.2727 0.03833 187 143 37 7
985 well, i'm wet for the first time in years 1.2727 0.04051 187 146 31 10
986 Pessimist will say that we are half in water 1.2727 0.03907 187 144 35 8
987 Say what you will about climate change, but the Kansas coast is lovely this time of year. 1.2727 0.03907 187 144 35 8
988 The hardest part is getting the water past your waist. After that it's really enjoyable. 1.2727 0.03907 187 144 35 8
989 Atleast it's sunny. 1.2727 0.03601 187 140 43 4
990 Don't pay any attention...it's just a Chinese hoax. 1.2727 0.03980 187 145 33 9
991 Because I haven't waxed. I'm not going to explain what that means. 1.2727 0.03980 187 145 33 9
992 Kind of makes me wish we had gone with an electric car in the 90's. 1.2727 0.03980 187 145 33 9
993 Did you check the faucet before we left? 1.2727 0.03833 187 143 37 7
994 Typical you remembered your beer and forgot your bathing suit. 1.2727 0.03980 187 145 33 9
995 Huh...I guess Al Gore was right. 1.2727 0.03907 187 144 35 8
996 So this is live streaming.... 1.2727 0.03520 187 139 45 3
997 No,Carl ... It’s the humidity. 1.2727 0.03680 187 141 41 5
998 Well...shit. 1.2717 0.04374 184 148 22 14
999 Just be patient, in 12 hours we will have the best spot on this beach. 1.2717 0.03713 184 139 40 5
1000 I believe in global warming, I just didn't expect it to come to the Cape. 1.2713 0.03889 188 145 35 8
1001 It's OK. Trump said it was fake tide. 1.2713 0.04102 188 148 29 11
1002 So... this is how you got crabs? 1.2713 0.04102 188 148 29 11
1003 I swear he said the Ark was on its way... 1.2707 0.03828 181 138 37 6
1004 I know you wanted to stay until hell or high water, but.... 1.2707 0.03907 181 139 35 7
1005 I just feel like we're drifting apart. 1.2707 0.04061 181 141 31 9
1006 Well, Owen, the sand castle is gone. 1.2707 0.03985 181 140 33 8
1007 I voted for Gore. 1.2707 0.04061 181 141 31 9
1008 Well, at least the kids are quiet. 1.2707 0.03985 181 140 33 8
1009 You definitely turned off the faucet? 1.2707 0.03985 181 140 33 8
1010 Pretty soon we may be in over our heads. 1.2707 0.03985 181 140 33 8
1011 Is it me, or is the water getting warmer? 1.2707 0.04136 181 142 29 10
1012 So you still think global warming doesn't exist? 1.2707 0.04136 181 142 29 10
1013 Exactly how much empirical evidence do you require to revisit your position on climate change Frank? 1.2707 0.03985 181 140 33 8
1014 Harold, is that your toe? 1.2707 0.04136 181 142 29 10
1015 When you said this vacation might put us underwater, I didn’t take you literally! 1.2707 0.03579 181 135 43 3
1016 When they said the icebergs were melting, I thought we could make it through the weekend! 1.2707 0.04061 181 141 31 9
1017 This explains the un-crowded restrooms. 1.2707 0.04282 181 144 25 12
1018 I didn't take it literally when they said our property was under water. 1.2707 0.04136 181 142 29 10
1019 All I'm saying is if it's global warming why is my beer still cold? 1.2707 0.04061 181 141 31 9
1020 Honey I think we’re in over our heads. 1.2707 0.03985 181 140 33 8
1021 If the car hasn’t floated away, I would like to go home now. 1.2707 0.04061 181 141 31 9
1022 Cheer up. This isn't happening. 1.2707 0.03985 181 140 33 8
1023 A rising tide lifts all beers. 1.2692 0.04261 182 145 25 12
1024 Their sign mentioned table service? 1.2686 0.04067 175 136 31 8
1025 Should have brought a larger umbrella. 1.2682 0.04234 179 142 26 11
1026 I really wish you didn't worry so much about having sand kicked in your face. 1.2682 0.03846 179 137 36 6
1027 It’ll be a great spot at low tide. 1.2682 0.03927 179 138 34 7
1028 No, I’m not playing footsie with you. Why? 1.2682 0.04083 179 140 30 9
1029 The water got warmer......did you just pee? 1.2682 0.04006 179 139 32 8
1030 I told you not to make fun of Noah. 1.2682 0.04083 179 140 30 9
1031 I'm figuring it's either your ragged, ungroomed toenail or a barracuda. 1.2667 0.03827 180 138 36 6
1032 Fake news. There is no such thing as global warming. 1.2667 0.03986 180 140 32 8
1033 It's a wet heat. 1.2667 0.04213 180 143 26 11
1034 Oh look, there's some ice cap for you beer. 1.2667 0.03908 180 139 34 7
1035 Go with the flow. This is the new normal. 1.2667 0.03986 180 140 32 8
1036 So, Bubba, do you think there just might be something to this global warming fake news? 1.2667 0.03986 180 140 32 8
1037 Say what you will about global warming. We can finally afford waterfront property." 1.2667 0.03827 180 138 36 6
1038 It's not even a dry heat. 1.2667 0.04139 180 142 28 10
1039 I guess this will tide us over until dinner. 1.2667 0.04063 180 141 30 9
1040 I do miss the polar bears. 1.2667 0.03986 180 140 32 8
1041 Any other inconvenient truths you want to tell me about while we're on the subject, dear? 1.2667 0.03488 180 134 44 2
1042 Timeshares always lie. 1.2652 0.03889 181 140 34 7
1043 You said we were ON the water. 1.2652 0.04044 181 142 30 9
1044 They say the worst problem in these parts is beach erosion. 1.2652 0.04119 181 143 28 10
1045 No Harold, time-shares were a bad idea even before global warming 1.2652 0.04044 181 142 30 9
1046 A rising tide may lift all boats, but we don't have a boat, honey. 1.2652 0.03889 181 140 34 7
1047 You still standby Trump pulling out of the climate accord? 1.2652 0.04265 181 145 24 12
1048 Damn, more fake news! 1.2652 0.04265 181 145 24 12
1049 Did you leave the tub on? 1.2652 0.03728 181 138 38 5
1050 No more vacations to the Grand Canyon, Harry, until we get this global warming thing fixed! 1.2652 0.04119 181 143 28 10
1051 I know, but Tsunami Beach sounded so exotic! 1.2652 0.03967 181 141 32 8
1052 I don't believe the sea level is rising, I think the beach is falling. 1.2652 0.03809 181 139 36 6
1053 How much was the hotel? I'm worried we'll be in over our heads. 1.2652 0.03967 181 141 32 8
1054 Did you put the potato chips in a Ziplock? 1.2652 0.03809 181 139 36 6
1055 I don't care if it's a hoax, it's ruining our vacation. 1.2652 0.03889 181 140 34 7
1056 So this is the blue wave! 1.2652 0.03967 181 141 32 8
1057 Do you believe in climate change now ? 1.2652 0.04044 181 142 30 9
1058 Remember, the realtor said ..”Sure the water might come up ‘someday’..but not ‘till the icecaps melt.” 1.2652 0.03967 181 141 32 8
1059 I thought you said things couldn’t get any worse. 1.2652 0.03809 181 139 36 6
1060 Not only is the mortgage on our beachfront property underwater... 1.2652 0.03889 181 140 34 7
1061 In hindsight we could have used half as much sunscreen. 1.2647 0.04134 170 133 29 8
1062 I wish it wasn't so sunny all the time." 1.2647 0.03495 170 126 43 1
1063 Can you imagine how bad this would be if climate change was real? 1.2644 0.04150 174 137 28 9
1064 I tell you, it's not global warming - it's the excess sponge farming. 1.2644 0.04307 174 139 24 11
1065 It's been ten years since the last time we were underwater. I didn't like it then and I don't like it now. 1.2644 0.03816 174 133 36 5
1066 The Andersons emerge from the depths, fully formed. 1.2644 0.04150 174 137 28 9
1067 We blame it on the liberal press. 1.2644 0.03987 174 135 32 7
1068 There's no such thing as 'global warming.' It's just that there's too much water. 1.2644 0.03987 174 135 32 7
1069 Are we real Republicans if we believe in global warming? 1.2644 0.03987 174 135 32 7
1070 George, either you're getting frisky, or some sort of sea creature is nibbling on my leg. 1.2644 0.03902 174 134 34 6
1071 We don't need a beach pass -- everything below the high-water line is public domain. 1.2644 0.03902 174 134 34 6
1072 They're pretty strict about lighting barbecues on the beach, aren't they? 1.2644 0.04229 174 138 26 10
1073 Harry, I think the Tsunami Warning takes precedence over the UV Alert right now. 1.2644 0.04069 174 136 30 8
1074 Quick -- what Blondie song am I thinking of? 1.2637 0.04172 182 145 26 11
1075 Siri, when's the next low tide? 1.2636 0.04736 129 101 22 6
1076 I can't remember the last time I was this hot and wet. 1.2632 0.04028 171 133 31 7
1077 This water is toxic, thanks to Scott Pruitt. 1.2629 0.03967 175 136 32 7
1078 It’s funny how you miss the little things. Like low tide. 1.2629 0.03883 175 135 34 6
1079 "Don't be such a pessimist. Maybe the beach is sinking." 1.2629 0.04048 175 137 30 8
1080 So much for insisting on ocean front accommodations, Mr. Amateur Travel Agent. 1.2629 0.03620 175 132 40 3
1081 American Gothic meets climate change 1.2629 0.03967 175 136 32 7
1082 It's a spot we can always have to ourselves. 1.2629 0.03967 175 136 32 7
1083 It's a good thing I'm more of a "beach half full" type of person. 1.2629 0.04129 175 138 28 9
1084 Water we going to do? 1.2629 0.04048 175 137 30 8
1085 In hindsight, I would have thought the name "High Tide Estates" would have made you think twice before cashing-in our 401K. 1.2629 0.04048 175 137 30 8
1086 The Smiths are successfully denying global warming. 1.2629 0.04208 175 139 26 10
1087 Then you said,”It’s just a small leak, I’ll fix it in the morning.” 1.2629 0.03797 175 134 36 5
1088 You mean Climate Change is Real? 1.2629 0.04285 175 140 24 11
1089 Trump would STILL deny climate change. 1.2629 0.04048 175 137 30 8
1090 The tide is high and I’m moving on. 1.2629 0.04048 175 137 30 8
1091 We don't need to sink to their level. 1.2629 0.03967 175 136 32 7
1092 Don't worry. It's only a hoax. 1.2629 0.04048 175 137 30 8
1093 Not exactly my idea of an immersion vacation. 1.2629 0.03883 175 135 34 6
1094 Why are you wearing your hat sideways? You’re 40. 1.2619 0.04242 168 133 26 9
1095 Yes, honey, global warming is a hoax. This is just high tide. 1.2619 0.03891 168 129 34 5
1096 I guess we both dozed off. 1.2616 0.03834 172 132 35 5
1097 Sandwich? 1.2614 0.04028 176 138 30 8
1098 I’m glad we just bought the time share and not the whole condo. 1.2604 0.04135 169 133 28 8
1099 ... and that's when Harvey and Dolores realized the importance of tide charts. 1.2604 0.03961 169 131 32 6
1100 We need to factor in global warming when we plan our next vacation. 1.2604 0.04135 169 133 28 8
1101 I guess ‘drain the swamp’ meant something else here too. 1.2604 0.04135 169 133 28 8
1102 When will it be cool to scream for help? 1.2604 0.04302 169 135 24 10
1103 Well, I hope there's a Cabana buoy. 1.2604 0.04302 169 135 24 10
1104 So, this is what they meant by "ocean front property". 1.2604 0.04463 169 137 20 12
1105 No way, I am not going to give up our spot on the beach. 1.2604 0.03961 169 131 32 6
1106 Think we should relocate before the tide comes in? 1.2604 0.03871 169 130 34 5
1107 You saying that we're also "half dry" isn't helping. 1.2604 0.03961 169 131 32 6
1108 No worries; the sun block is water-proof. 1.2604 0.03961 169 131 32 6
1109 You can try, but I don't think the RV will start. 1.2604 0.03871 169 130 34 5
1110 I sure hope it's high tide! 1.2604 0.04463 169 137 20 12
1111 Sure, global warming makes it hot. But no one talks about how refreshing the melting ice-cap is. 1.2604 0.03871 169 130 34 5
1112 Could you hand me my towel, dear? 1.2604 0.04219 169 134 26 9
1113 It's fine, I'm swamped at work too. 1.2604 0.03779 169 129 36 4
1114 Buy beachfront, you said. My mother told me to never listen to you when it comes to real estate. 1.2604 0.03961 169 131 32 6
1115 It's nice to be so immersed on our vacation 1.2604 0.04219 169 134 26 9
1116 Ya know, if wasn't for the total paralysis caused by the jelly fish stings, this would be a top ten day. 1.2604 0.04383 169 136 22 11
1117 So, now our vacation home is underwater too? 1.2604 0.04135 169 133 28 8
1118 This time I’m an optimist and say it’s half empty. 1.2604 0.04049 169 132 30 7
1119 Well Helen, I think this day at the beach will tide us over until next year. 1.2604 0.03871 169 130 34 5
1120 We’re never vacationing in Louisiana again. 1.2604 0.03961 169 131 32 6
1121 I don't care, I'm not giving up my favorite spot on the beach! 1.2604 0.03779 169 129 36 4
1122 This has been and will always be our spot on the beach, even if our climate-change believing friends don't want to be with us on vacation anymore. 1.2604 0.04302 169 135 24 10
1123 I want a divorce. 1.2604 0.04302 169 135 24 10
1124 I don’t get it. I feel much cooler. 1.2601 0.03902 173 134 33 6
1125 I'm thinking we should've gone with the garden view. 1.2601 0.03987 173 135 31 7
1126 I don't know, Lisa, I just feel like our marriage is sinking 1.2601 0.03987 173 135 31 7
1127 That's not my ankle. 1.2601 0.04070 173 136 29 8
1128 This used to be the Boardwalk. 1.2601 0.04232 173 138 25 10
1129 I still insist that global warming is fake news. 1.2588 0.03760 170 130 36 4
1130 C’mon, Mildred. You know truth isn’t always truth. This is fake water. 1.2588 0.04197 170 135 26 9
1131 Nothing like a little sea level rise to help cool off from global warming. 1.2588 0.04113 170 134 28 8
1132 Any second thoughts? 1.2588 0.03941 170 132 32 6
1133 Tell me again why pulling out of the climate agreement was a good thing. 1.2588 0.04197 170 135 26 9
1134 Maybe we should've recycled. 1.2588 0.04028 170 133 30 7
1135 Had enough of your "quiet beach with no screaming kids"? 1.2588 0.04028 170 133 30 7
1136 I guess they didn't drain the swamp after all 1.2588 0.04113 170 134 28 8
1137 do you think we should reconsider our stance on global warming. 1.2588 0.03941 170 132 32 6
1138 D'ya think we're carrying this "denier thing" a bit too far?? 1.2588 0.04279 170 136 24 10
1139 Is it global warming or bladder control? It Depends! 1.2588 0.04113 170 134 28 8
1140 I still wouldn’t have voted for Hillary. 1.2588 0.03941 170 132 32 6
1141 Oh, all right - climate change is real. 1.2586 0.04049 174 137 29 8
1142 Phil, did you remember to water the plants before we left? 1.2586 0.04049 174 137 29 8
1143 Go on, Howard. Tell me again how Climate Change isn't real. 1.2586 0.03882 174 135 33 6
1144 This is not the way I remember Oshkosh. 1.2586 0.04131 174 138 27 9
1145 Global warming is colder thanI thought it would be 1.2586 0.03967 174 136 31 7
1146 Is it me, or did the water just get warmer? 1.2586 0.04210 174 139 25 10
1147 It's high tide we headed back. 1.2586 0.03795 174 134 35 5
1148 So, still not convinced about the science? 1.2586 0.03882 174 135 33 6
1149 Did you remember to lock the front door? 1.2586 0.03967 174 136 31 7
1150 Please tell me that is YOU playing footsie with me. 1.2586 0.03882 174 135 33 6
1151 So is this the new low tide? 1.2586 0.04289 174 140 23 11
1152 Well, at least I didn't vote for him. 1.2586 0.04049 174 137 29 8
1153 At least I don’t have to get up to pee. 1.2586 0.03707 174 133 37 4
1154 It's fine. I don't believe in global warming. 1.2586 0.04131 174 138 27 9
1155 Should we leave before high tide? 1.2586 0.03882 174 135 33 6
1156 Oh drop the politics, that warm current was definitely man made 1.2577 0.03650 163 123 38 2
1157 Don't worry; it's all a hoax. 1.2575 0.04158 167 132 27 8
1158 Global warming! Global schwarming! Trump should just have Sessions lock her up for making America sink. 1.2575 0.04158 167 132 27 8
1159 I pray this isn't low tide. 1.2575 0.03795 167 128 35 4
1160 Do you have a tissue? 1.2575 0.03889 167 129 33 5
1161 It's never been harder to deny climate change and enjoy a sandwich. 1.2575 0.03981 167 130 31 6
1162 So just what were you going to tell the kids about your vote in Congress on the climate hoax? 1.2575 0.03981 167 130 31 6
1163 Now we know what they mean by 'Immersive Vacation'. 1.2575 0.03889 167 129 33 5
1164 This relationship is drowning me. 1.2575 0.04328 167 134 23 10
1165 Wow, the Chinese sure put a lot of effort into their hoaxes. 1.2575 0.04244 167 133 25 9
1166 Great, the cooler floats. Do you want to swim out and get it? 1.2575 0.03981 167 130 31 6
1167 I told you, honey, ‘tide’ is more than just a laundry detergent. 1.2575 0.03889 167 129 33 5
1168 The water is warm though 1.2575 0.03889 167 129 33 5
1169 Told you we wouldn't have to walk to the bathroom. 1.2575 0.03795 167 128 35 4
1170 I knew we should have joined the Paris Climate Agreement! 1.2575 0.03981 167 130 31 6
1171 You still think "Global Warming" is fake news? 1.2575 0.04244 167 133 25 9
1172 A rising tide lifts all *boats*. You have to own the boat first. 1.2575 0.04244 167 133 25 9
1173 I think I have to pee 1.2575 0.04158 167 132 27 8
1174 What were you saying about climate change ? 1.2575 0.03889 167 129 33 5
1175 Don't let me catch you eying the younger mermaids. 1.2575 0.04158 167 132 27 8
1176 Burning Man is looking pretty good now, huh? 1.2575 0.03889 167 129 33 5
1177 So tell me more about this global warming... 1.2575 0.03981 167 130 31 6
1178 Next time I'll pick the spot. 1.2575 0.04070 167 131 29 7
1179 Is that your foot dear? 1.2575 0.04158 167 132 27 8
1180 I liked low tide better. 1.2575 0.04158 167 132 27 8
1181 I don’t care you left your trunks at home. This is ridiculous. 1.2575 0.04158 167 132 27 8
1182 Beachfront property you said. Global climate change was a lie you said. Free pool in the back yard you called it. Honestly Sid, I’m beginning to rethink your whole investment strategy. 1.2575 0.03981 167 130 31 6
1183 Say what you will about climate change being a hoax ... meanwhile, 'Cape Cod real estate' is becoming an oxymoron! 1.2575 0.03889 167 129 33 5
1184 I think suicide by global warming will one day overtake firearms, self poisoning and jumping! 1.2575 0.04328 167 134 23 10
1185 From Florida with love, Happy New Year 3018. 1.2575 0.04244 167 133 25 9
1186 That's the last time I get a beachfront Airbnb from Sen. Inhofe 1.2575 0.04411 167 135 21 11
1187 My rosé tinted glasses aren't working, how about you? 1.2575 0.03889 167 129 33 5
1188 I don't care. Florida is still my happy place. 1.2575 0.03889 167 129 33 5
1189 We should have done something when he pulled out of the Paris accord! 1.2575 0.04070 167 131 29 7
1190 Maybe there is something to this whole global warming thing. 1.2575 0.03889 167 129 33 5
1191 Was that tide tracking app free? 1.2575 0.03600 167 126 39 2
1192 Was it 'til death do us part" or 'til the creek rises?' 1.2575 0.03889 167 129 33 5
1193 I'm thinking we should add a second floor to the condo - with a large veranda. And get a boat. 1.2575 0.03889 167 129 33 5
1194 Will you at least admit that I was right about Donald Trump and Scott Pruitt? 1.2575 0.03981 167 130 31 6
1195 And you claimed climate change was only fiction. 1.2575 0.03981 167 130 31 6
1196 Don't worry, Congress says the rising tide is going to lift us. 1.2575 0.04328 167 134 23 10
1197 Wasn't the swamp supposed to be drained? 1.2575 0.04244 167 133 25 9
1198 I'm so tired of that Al Gore 1.2575 0.03981 167 130 31 6
1199 Are you familiar with the tipping point ? 1.2575 0.04070 167 131 29 7
1200 Still stranded on their roof, Nick and Jill take advantage of the situation 1.2575 0.03981 167 130 31 6
1201 Oh George, the ocean’s waters aren’t rising, the dunes must have moved forward. 1.2575 0.03889 167 129 33 5
1202 Luckily, the rising ocean is helping offset the extreme heat. 1.2575 0.03795 167 128 35 4
1203 The realtor said it was perfect for flippers. 1.2575 0.03889 167 129 33 5
1204 I've always loved Denver. 1.2573 0.04175 171 136 26 9
1205 Sundeck on the roof of your cottage, the ad said. 1.2560 0.03776 168 129 35 4
1206 We were promised an ocean view, but this is ridiculous. 1.2560 0.04136 168 133 27 8
1207 What did I say- global warming is a myth. This water is freezing! 1.2560 0.03869 168 130 33 5
1208 That better be a snake! 1.2560 0.03960 168 131 31 6
1209 So here we are in Mar-a-Lago - now do you believe in karma? 1.2560 0.03869 168 130 33 5
1210 Let's take a selfie. 1.2560 0.03960 168 131 31 6
1211 Redneck waterpark. 1.2560 0.04049 168 132 29 7
1212 Well, it is less crowded than I expected. 1.2560 0.04136 168 133 27 8
1213 They were right about the oceanic view. 1.2560 0.04049 168 132 29 7
1214 How long ago did we eat? 1.2560 0.04136 168 133 27 8
1215 And I thought it was just our mortgage that was underwater! 1.2560 0.04049 168 132 29 7
1216 Was climate change supposed to smell this bad, darling? 1.2560 0.04049 168 132 29 7
1217 This is your idea of dinner on the water? 1.2560 0.03960 168 131 31 6
1218 This oughta tide you over, until lunch. 1.2560 0.03869 168 130 33 5
1219 We should go, dear. Time and tide wait for no one! 1.2560 0.03960 168 131 31 6
1220 We're going to need more towels 1.2560 0.04136 168 133 27 8
1221 I told you we needed the waterproof sunscreen. 1.2560 0.04049 168 132 29 7
1222 I told this would be beach front some day. 1.2560 0.04221 168 134 25 9
1223 Be right back—just wanna get my toes a little dry. 1.2560 0.04221 168 134 25 9
1224 Tell me you did use the Glad sandwich bags..... 1.2560 0.04049 168 132 29 7
1225 Taking the plunge had a different meaning on our wedding day. 1.2560 0.03869 168 130 33 5
1226 I said "buy taller chairs" but you said "no, global warming is fake". 1.2560 0.04305 168 135 23 10
1227 2065 1.2560 0.03960 168 131 31 6
1228 I hate it when you drink to much 1.2560 0.04049 168 132 29 7
1229 Finally no more bikini waxing! 1.2560 0.04221 168 134 25 9
1230 Timing is everything when you hit the beach at the Bay of Fundy... 1.2558 0.03812 172 133 34 5
1231 See, Frank, when they say ‘time and tide wait for no man’ they mean you, too. 1.2548 0.04229 157 124 26 7
1232 Not quite what I meant by watching the tide come in. 1.2544 0.04114 169 134 27 8
1233 Do you think anyone will realize that we are two very tiny people in a very large rum punch? 1.2544 0.03849 169 131 33 5
1234 Good thing I hate dry humor. 1.2544 0.04028 169 133 29 7
1235 When they said the mortgage was underwater - I didn't think they meant literally. 1.2544 0.04114 169 134 27 8
1236 My family has been coming to this beach for generations and I intend to keep the tradition. 1.2544 0.04028 169 133 29 7
1237 Prime waterfront location used to mean something different. 1.2544 0.04199 169 135 25 9
1238 How many times do I have to tell you - there is global warning. Perhaps now you will listen to me! 1.2544 0.04114 169 134 27 8
1239 Maybe there’s something to that Global Warming thing. 1.2544 0.03939 169 132 31 6
1240 I'm so glad we remembered the umbrella. 1.2544 0.03939 169 132 31 6
1241 There was no reason to build an arc because climate change isn't real and this shouldn't be happening. 1.2544 0.03849 169 131 33 5
1242 I’m assuming that warm patch was you? 1.2544 0.04364 169 137 21 11
1243 Ebb tide, flow tide, neap tide - who can keep them straight? 1.2544 0.03939 169 132 31 6
1244 Good! We finally got a table with a view of the water 1.2544 0.03849 169 131 33 5
1245 I thought we were above these ebbs and flows. 1.2544 0.03756 169 130 35 4
1246 So are you still against reading the reviews? 1.2544 0.04199 169 135 25 9
1247 I still think it's a Chinese hoax. 1.2544 0.04114 169 134 27 8
1248 What were you saying about global warming? 1.2532 0.03585 158 119 38 1
1249 Maybe Gore is right. 1.2531 0.04318 162 130 23 9
1250 I'm just saying there's a chance the GPS was wrong in this particular instance. 1.2531 0.03947 162 126 31 5
1251 I told you we should have gone to the mountains! 1.2531 0.04318 162 130 23 9
1252 Maybe we can sell it to your brother the climate skeptic. 1.2531 0.04043 162 127 29 6
1253 I hear Milwaukee is lovely this time of year. 1.2531 0.03947 162 126 31 5
1254 It's a Democratic conspiracy to raise taxes. 1.2531 0.04136 162 128 27 7
1255 Who knew that being just fifty feet closer to the sunset would make such a difference. 1.2531 0.04043 162 127 29 6
1256 Who says there is no such thing as global warming? 1.2531 0.04136 162 128 27 7
1257 Aloha my ass. 1.2531 0.04228 162 129 25 8
1258 Now Ralph, tell me again why you don't believe in climate change. 1.2531 0.04043 162 127 29 6
1259 I knew those climate scientists were wrong about how fast the seas would rise. 1.2531 0.04136 162 128 27 7
1260 I told you we should’ve brought two umbrellas 1.2531 0.04043 162 127 29 6
1261 Liberal hoax. This beach seems just fine to me. 1.2531 0.03947 162 126 31 5
1262 Been coming to this spot for forty years. A few damn glaciers melting isn’t gonna stop me now!” 1.2531 0.04136 162 128 27 7
1263 I say once you get a good spot on the beach, you STAY there. 1.2531 0.04136 162 128 27 7
1264 Still think that the forty days and forty nights forecast was fake news, Noah 1.2531 0.04318 162 130 23 9
1265 I blame the moon" 1.2531 0.03848 162 125 33 4
1266 What kind of "River Cruise" picks you up enroute? 1.2531 0.04043 162 127 29 6
1267 Well, that's one Labor Day down the drain... 1.2531 0.04318 162 130 23 9
1268 High tide and seven years ago... 1.2531 0.04043 162 127 29 6
1269 American Gothic :2050 1.2531 0.04228 162 129 25 8
1270 At least we won't have to pay extra to get the fish pedicure at the spa. 1.2531 0.03848 162 125 33 4
1271 This umbrella worked great. Not a drop of rain on my hat. 1.2531 0.03947 162 126 31 5
1272 Do you think the bagels are still good? 1.2531 0.04136 162 128 27 7
1273 Well, It ain't floatin' MY boat!" 1.2531 0.04228 162 129 25 8
1274 Is that your foot? 1.2531 0.04136 162 128 27 7
1275 Siri said the tide was going out. 1.2531 0.03848 162 125 33 4
1276 I take it your more of a lake person. 1.2531 0.04406 162 131 21 10
1277 Please tell me you’re playing footsies with me. 1.2531 0.04228 162 129 25 8
1278 I see you also forgot to pack your common sense. 1.2531 0.04043 162 127 29 6
1279 I thought you said it was a dry heat. 1.2531 0.04136 162 128 27 7
1280 I just felt something. For the first time in years. 1.2531 0.04136 162 128 27 7
1281 Should we call Noah and upgrade to a suite? 1.2531 0.03947 162 126 31 5
1282 Somehow I imagined the glaciers taller. 1.2531 0.04318 162 130 23 9
1283 There is no global warming. 1.2531 0.04228 162 129 25 8
1284 I don’t believe in global warming, either. 1.2531 0.04228 162 129 25 8
1285 Oh look honey, icecaps. 1.2531 0.04043 162 127 29 6
1286 I can't see the kids either. 1.2531 0.03947 162 126 31 5
1287 I’m absolutely positive. TripAdvisor ranked this as the #1 thing to do here. 1.2531 0.04228 162 129 25 8
1288 Not to worry. It's SPF 100 and it 's waterproof. 1.2531 0.04136 162 128 27 7
1289 Beachfront property is so last century. 1.2529 0.04093 170 135 27 8
1290 I never thought we would be getting an ocean-front property when we bought our house in the Catskills. 1.2529 0.04093 170 135 27 8
1291 Debt isn't the only thing we're swimming in, Harold. 1.2529 0.03919 170 133 31 6
1292 Do you remember our deck being this close to the surf? 1.2515 0.04205 163 130 25 8
1293 Global warming is no day at the beach. 1.2515 0.03925 163 127 31 5
1294 This is the last day we wait for high tide. Next time you get up and walk to the men's room like a normal person. 1.2515 0.04551 163 134 17 12
1295 Yelp lied. 1.2515 0.04114 163 129 27 7
1296 I told you, it's all water under the bridge. 1.2515 0.04205 163 130 25 8
1297 Really? The Jaws theme? 1.2515 0.04205 163 130 25 8
1298 You still think climate change is fake news? 1.2515 0.04205 163 130 25 8
1299 There are tradeoffs, but September here is the best." 1.2515 0.03828 163 126 33 4
1300 Climate change isn't science, isn't that what you said? 1.2515 0.03925 163 127 31 5
1301 It still beats drowning at work. 1.2515 0.03828 163 126 33 4
1302 The important thing is that we're together. 1.2515 0.03925 163 127 31 5
1303 Wow, that was some nap! 1.2515 0.04021 163 128 29 6
1304 Can you see the kids? 1.2515 0.04294 163 131 23 9
1305 We bought this beach and we're going to enjoy it! 1.2515 0.04205 163 130 25 8
1306 Rising sea-levels and now this horrible heat-wave - I am going to give this resort a VERY bad review! 1.2515 0.04114 163 129 27 7
1307 Following a heated debate about the effects of climate change, the Johnstons stubbornly enjoy refreshments at Al’s Seaside Café. 1.2515 0.04114 163 129 27 7
1308 I didn't expect climate change to occur at 11:10 this morning. 1.2500 0.04063 160 126 28 6
1309 It's getting harder to keep your head above water these days. 1.2484 0.04136 161 128 26 7
1310 Well, at least our mortgage isn't the only thing we own that is underwater! 1.2484 0.03944 161 126 30 5
1311 Shoot, I think the sand castle is ruined 1.2484 0.03844 161 125 32 4
1312 Here's another inconvenient truth: our dryer's broken. 1.2484 0.03944 161 126 30 5
1313 The Jersey shore just isn't what it used to be. 1.2484 0.04041 161 127 28 6
1314 Maybe this is the wrong swamp. 1.2484 0.04136 161 128 26 7
1315 First the mortgage, now this 1.2484 0.04229 161 129 24 8
1316 Reach down and fish me out another diet soda 1.2484 0.03844 161 125 32 4
1317 Labor Day isn't over until we stand up. 1.2484 0.03844 161 125 32 4
1318 Trump said "trust me!" 1.2484 0.04319 161 130 22 9
1319 You watch Fox and Friends this morning? 1.2484 0.04496 161 132 18 11
1320 Honey, I think we’re out of ice. 1.2484 0.03944 161 126 30 5
1321 I'm starting to wonder about this global warming thing. 1.2484 0.03844 161 125 32 4
1322 If it’s from global warming, why is the water ice cold? 1.2484 0.04319 161 130 22 9
1323 The climate change deniers' beach retreat is off to a rough start. 1.2484 0.04408 161 131 20 10
1324 This is hardly the time to be rearranging deck chairs. 1.2484 0.04136 161 128 26 7
1325 What ya say we get back and rearrange the deck chairs 1.2484 0.04229 161 129 24 8
1326 Told you Antarctica was good this time of year. 1.2484 0.04408 161 131 20 10
1327 I miss the days when this was just 'fake news.' 1.2484 0.03844 161 125 32 4
1328 When he comes by you get him to autograph your MAGA cap and I'll ask him for a sleeve of golf balls. 1.2484 0.04136 161 128 26 7
1329 Feels a little like our mortgage! 1.2484 0.03944 161 126 30 5
1330 Maybe the scientists are right? 1.2484 0.03903 157 122 31 4
1331 This is your fault, for voting Republican. 1.2484 0.04107 157 124 27 6
1332 I told you we should have asked the sales agent why the taxes are only $49 a year on this property. 1.2484 0.04205 157 125 25 7
1333 Three million illegal votes, Obama bugging Trump Tower, the deep state, the corrupt security agencies, and the mainstream media conspiracies are all true, but when it comes to climate change, the evidence just isn't there. Got it. 1.2484 0.04205 157 125 25 7
1334 Having fun Stanley? ‘Let’s go during rainy season and save a few bucks’ you said. 1.2484 0.03903 157 122 31 4
1335 Well honey, I think it’s safe to say we took a bath on these chair rentals. 1.2484 0.03688 157 120 35 2
1336 We're Going to be Late to the Conference on Global Warming. 1.2484 0.04006 157 123 29 5
1337 I trust that was your foot, my dear. 1.2484 0.04006 157 123 29 5
1338 Climate change is a hoax. Period. 1.2484 0.04301 157 126 23 8
1339 Next time, read the tide tables. 1.2484 0.04107 157 124 27 6
1340 That better be your leg. 1.2484 0.04107 157 124 27 6
1341 Look on the bright side--we're not under water. 1.2484 0.04107 157 124 27 6
1342 Ralph and me on the roof deck: Summer, 2088. 1.2484 0.04301 157 126 23 8
1343 I don't think disaster tourism is really my thing." 1.2484 0.03903 157 122 31 4
1344 Do piranha's ever tickle? 1.2484 0.04107 157 124 27 6
1345 I'm so glad global warming is a Chinese hoax. Otherwise I might be a little worried. 1.2484 0.04301 157 126 23 8
1346 Children float, right? 1.2484 0.04395 157 127 21 9
1347 We used to have to travel for this. 1.2484 0.03903 157 122 31 4
1348 That reminds me, did you fix the toilet yesterday? 1.2484 0.04107 157 124 27 6
1349 A guy I know at the EPA in Washington told me confidentially, that waterfront property on Miami Beach was a great investment. 1.2484 0.03576 157 119 37 1
1350 This is the last time you choose the spot. 1.2484 0.03903 157 122 31 4
1351 And Eve said "Isn't it ironic, Adam, that we're the last couple on earth?" 1.2484 0.04107 157 124 27 6
1352 I guess we ought to scratch The Arctic off our bucket list. 1.2484 0.03903 157 122 31 4
1353 Marty,next time I book our vacation. 1.2484 0.03903 157 122 31 4
1354 So, you’ve swam with whales and dolphins, but have you sat with salmon? 1.2484 0.04006 157 123 29 5
1355 "Do you think this is serious?" 1.2484 0.03903 157 122 31 4
1356 I think I see the Great Pacific Garbage Patch. 1.2484 0.04301 157 126 23 8
1357 Have you found the keys yet? 1.2484 0.03903 157 122 31 4
1358 OK, Harold, enough with the Zen stuff. Just admit it: the tide IS coming in. 1.2484 0.04205 157 125 25 7
1359 Wet now, sure, but once low tide hits, you'll see- this is a prime location! 1.2484 0.04006 157 123 29 5
1360 I may have left the water running in the bathtub. 1.2484 0.04301 157 126 23 8
1361 Perhaps climate change wasn't fake news. Brings new meaning to Omaha beach. Nebraska. 1.2484 0.04006 157 123 29 5
1362 When the tide comes in, we can snorkel. 1.2484 0.04205 157 125 25 7
1363 Next anniversary, let's skip the tradition of sitting in the spot on Miami beach where we first met. 1.2484 0.03903 157 122 31 4
1364 You better put your suit back on before low tide. 1.2484 0.03903 157 122 31 4
1365 And you said climate change was a hoax 1.2484 0.04301 157 126 23 8
1366 What vacationing with student loan debt feels like. 1.2484 0.04006 157 123 29 5
1367 1). I tell you...it's because of Trump we are in this situation. 1.2484 0.04301 157 126 23 8
1368 Waist water. 1.2484 0.04301 157 126 23 8
1369 Next time we AirBnB, let’s skip the infinity pool. 1.2484 0.04006 157 123 29 5
1370 I think that I want to go home 1.2484 0.04205 157 125 25 7
1371 Fake news, you said! Why do I always listen to you? 1.2484 0.04107 157 124 27 6
1372 High tide is the new low tide. 1.2484 0.04205 157 125 25 7
1373 I told the landscaper I was fond of Venice 1.2484 0.04107 157 124 27 6
1374 Bill, does that cruise ship look a little ark-y to you? 1.2484 0.04205 157 125 25 7
1375 When your parents bought this place, wasn't the beach on the other side of the property? 1.2484 0.04487 157 128 19 10
1376 Now do you believe me about climate change, Fred? 1.2484 0.03903 157 122 31 4
1377 Fuck Al Gore! 1.2484 0.04487 157 128 19 10
1378 The coast is clear. 1.2484 0.03797 157 121 33 3
1379 I heard that Global Warming is almost over. 1.2484 0.04205 157 125 25 7
1380 Still doesn’t prove climate change is real! 1.2484 0.04205 157 125 25 7
1381 I still believe the tide tables are false news - they are produced by the deep state at NOAA. 1.2484 0.04301 157 126 23 8
1382 Global warming feels good. 1.2484 0.04395 157 127 21 9
1383 Why is the water warm Bob? 1.2484 0.04006 157 123 29 5
1384 In this day and age, even a day at the beach is no day at the beach. 1.2484 0.04006 157 123 29 5
1385 Swell, isn't it? 1.2484 0.04395 157 127 21 9
1386 And this is why we don’t nap at the same time. 1.2484 0.04205 157 125 25 7
1387 Do I have to explain the difference between climate and weather again? 1.2484 0.04006 157 123 29 5
1388 So much for investment in underwater properties. 1.2484 0.03688 157 120 35 2
1389 There goes another glacier. 1.2484 0.04205 157 125 25 7
1390 Of course, a tweet can have more immediacy than a message in a bottle. 1.2484 0.04395 157 127 21 9
1391 Do you think we can still eat the sandwiches? 1.2484 0.04006 157 123 29 5
1392 I wonder if we shouldn't sell our oil stocks. 1.2484 0.04006 157 123 29 5
1393 Hmmm, not really what I had in mind when you said we're heading to 'Wet 'N Wild', hun. 1.2484 0.03576 157 119 37 1
1394 Introducing Club Med’s all-inclusive “Global Warming package.” Available for an unlimited time. 1.2484 0.04006 157 123 29 5
1395 fuck it I'm peeing right here. 1.2484 0.04205 157 125 25 7
1396 Was it "Quick, sand beach" or "Quicksand beach?" 1.2484 0.04107 157 124 27 6
1397 The flooding is fake news 1.2484 0.04205 157 125 25 7
1398 Relax, Honey. Just repeat 100 times "President Trump has assured us that climate change is nothing more than a Chinese Communist hoax. 1.2484 0.03903 157 122 31 4
1399 NOW do you 'believe'? 1.2484 0.04006 157 123 29 5
1400 Well, I’ve heard every grain of sand affects the tide. 1.2484 0.04205 157 125 25 7
1401 Water's too cold for global warming, Ed." 1.2484 0.04395 157 127 21 9
1402 Yes, darling, I know I said, “On the ocean.” 1.2484 0.03576 157 119 37 1
1403 Did you forget to turn off the greenhouse gas? 1.2484 0.04205 157 125 25 7
1404 I’m not going to let climate change ruin our second honeymoon..Low tide is in an hour. 1.2484 0.04006 157 123 29 5
1405 Howard, when you go in for your physical, have your bladder checked. 1.2484 0.04395 157 127 21 9
1406 This will be the last time we fall asleep on the beach in Nova Scotia. 1.2484 0.04107 157 124 27 6
1407 Fake news 1.2484 0.04205 157 125 25 7
1408 You see, I told you it wouldn't matter whether you wore a bathing suit or not. 1.2484 0.04107 157 124 27 6
1409 YOU do something about it then! 1.2484 0.04301 157 126 23 8
1410 I'd say the tide has turned" 1.2484 0.04107 157 124 27 6
1411 You're right, this does add a wrinkle to the 'glass half full' debate. 1.2484 0.04107 157 124 27 6
1412 I wish I was taller. 1.2484 0.04205 157 125 25 7
1413 D'ya suppose Obama might've been right about that whole climate change thing? 1.2484 0.04301 157 126 23 8
1414 No, I don't think we should go with the flow. 1.2484 0.04107 157 124 27 6
1415 On the good side we'll only need half as much sunscreen. 1.2484 0.04205 157 125 25 7
1416 Do we still have to wait 30 minutes after eating? 1.2482 0.04405 141 112 23 6
1417 The bad news is climate change is real. The good news is the beach is a lot less crowded for a Saturday afternoon in August. 1.2469 0.03722 162 125 34 3
1418 What were you saying about global warming, George? 1.2469 0.03823 162 126 32 4
1419 That better be a fish. 1.2469 0.03922 162 127 30 5
1420 The umbrella is a real lifesaver! 1.2469 0.04019 162 128 28 6
1421 Yeah, well, if it's caused by global warming, why's it so cold? 1.2468 0.03776 158 122 33 3
1422 Low tide costs extra. 1.2468 0.04182 158 126 25 7
1423 Climate change deniers. 1.2468 0.04182 158 126 25 7
1424 We should have paid more attention to the reviews on social media before we rented our chairs and umbrella from Noah's Beach Service. 1.2468 0.04084 158 125 27 6
1425 Didn't Mr. Beckett say to meet him here? 1.2468 0.04277 158 127 23 8
1426 This isn't half bad. 1.2468 0.04084 158 125 27 6
1427 I don't care if you feel more free without a swimsuit. This isn't working. 1.2468 0.04084 158 125 27 6
1428 Sun bathing - the Climate Change Years. 1.2468 0.04461 158 129 19 10
1429 I bought and paid for this land and now I plan to enjoy it! 1.2468 0.04084 158 125 27 6
1430 I take it its high tide. 1.2468 0.04182 158 126 25 7
1431 Water's a little cold today; must be those icebergs melting down... 1.2468 0.03882 158 123 31 4
1432 I'm willing to concede your point on that global warming thing,but you have to admit that you love our beachfront view of Denver . 1.2468 0.04370 158 128 21 9
1433 Global Warming? There just hasn't been enough data to convince me. 1.2468 0.04370 158 128 21 9
1434 Do you feel the kids? 1.2468 0.03882 158 123 31 4
1435 I still believe in yur science, Paul, but if it reaches my neck, next time I vote Democratic 1.2468 0.04084 158 125 27 6
1436 This umbrella did nothing to keep us from getting wet. 1.2468 0.04277 158 127 23 8
1437 Guess we should have checked the global warming forecast before buying this beach front property! 1.2468 0.04084 158 125 27 6
1438 Can't say they didn't warn us. 1.2468 0.04182 158 126 25 7
1439 At least we still have an ocean view from our deck. 1.2468 0.03984 158 124 29 5
1440 Ask me if I care. 1.2468 0.04084 158 125 27 6
1441 Maybe we should just admit the ocean levels are rising. 1.2468 0.04084 158 125 27 6
1442 I think I see where we parked our car. 1.2468 0.03776 158 122 33 3
1443 So should we move yet? 1.2468 0.04277 158 127 23 8
1444 It appears the Rental Agent failed to tell us a few things. 1.2468 0.04277 158 127 23 8
1445 If this is just a hoax by China, you have to admire the special effects. 1.2468 0.04277 158 127 23 8
1446 He said a rising tide would lift all boats. He didn't mention what it would do to us. 1.2468 0.04084 158 125 27 6
1447 Hi tide. 1.2468 0.03882 158 123 31 4
1448 Fred, I'm beginning to think there is something to this global warming. 1.2468 0.03882 158 123 31 4
1449 Well, that didn't take near as long as they said it would. 1.2468 0.04084 158 125 27 6
1450 They say if we don't address global warming, in 100 years this beach will be under water. 1.2468 0.04084 158 125 27 6
1451 Sure, they were predicting rising sea levels...but in Aspen? 1.2468 0.04277 158 127 23 8
1452 I guess we should've listened to Al Gore after all. 1.2468 0.04277 158 127 23 8
1453 Did you remember to close the windows before we left? 1.2468 0.04084 158 125 27 6
1454 The brochure did say the beach was tidey. 1.2468 0.04084 158 125 27 6
1455 Aqua-Uber?” I think you could be on to something Tom 1.2468 0.04277 158 127 23 8
1456 going to the beach isn't what it used to be. 1.2468 0.04084 158 125 27 6
1457 Your insistence that we should sit at the same place when we came for our honeymoon is "warming" indeed! 1.2468 0.04084 158 125 27 6
1458 You know, this is a bit, inconvenient 1.2468 0.03882 158 123 31 4
1459 We're not moving anywhere, Charles, until you put your swim trunks back on. 1.2468 0.04277 158 127 23 8
1460 I hate to make decisions while on vacation but should we sink or swim? 1.2468 0.04084 158 125 27 6
1461 It has nothing to do with global warming and everything to do with your failure to check the tide chart. 1.2468 0.04084 158 125 27 6
1462 I give up. Is this just another one of your sink or swim challenges” 1.2468 0.04084 158 125 27 6
1463 It's fake news. The seas aren't rising, the land's just sinking. 1.2453 0.04158 159 127 25 7
1464 I don't know about you but I'm ready for a dry martini 1.2452 0.03812 155 120 32 3
1465 Low tide just isn't what it was when we were young. 1.2450 0.03983 151 118 29 4
1466 So you bought this beach front because Rush assured you that global warming was a hoaxes. 1.2450 0.03871 151 117 31 3
1467 I love Beckett too but this is ridiculous 1.2450 0.04199 151 120 25 6
1468 I thought the bargain price at the High Tide Hotel was too good to be true! 1.2441 0.04289 127 99 25 3
1469 Go with the flow is one of those sayings that can turn around and bite you on the ass. 1.2434 0.04174 152 121 25 6
1470 I suggest we go with the flow. 1.2434 0.03848 152 118 31 3
1471 Not to worry, we'll be long gone by the time global warming affects us." 1.2434 0.04069 152 120 27 5
1472 Just remember the mantra "climate change is a hoax" 1.2434 0.04069 152 120 27 5
1473 Just when did you say high tide was due? 1.2434 0.03960 152 119 29 4
1474 Harry, do you think our kids could be onto something with their '""Go Green" nonsensce? 1.2434 0.03848 152 118 31 3
1475 You can't drain the swamp if the seas are rising. 1.2434 0.04174 152 121 25 6
1476 Not the best time share, but it was cheap. 1.2434 0.04069 152 120 27 5
1477 Next year, I'm thinking Colorado. 1.2434 0.04174 152 121 25 6
1478 Good thing there is no global warming. 1.2434 0.04277 152 122 23 7
1479 Honey, I believe you read the tide chart incorrectly. 1.2434 0.03960 152 119 29 4
1480 Still think global warming's a hoax, do you? 1.2434 0.04277 152 122 23 7
1481 On the plus side, you don’t have to get up to go to bathroom. 1.2434 0.04277 152 122 23 7
1482 What an odd pool. 1.2434 0.04174 152 121 25 6
1483 At least it’s not crowded. 1.2434 0.04069 152 120 27 5
1484 Wow! Just wait until the tide comes in. 1.2434 0.03960 152 119 29 4
1485 I was sure that by the time we'd be on this vacation, he would have already drained the swamp. 1.2434 0.03960 152 119 29 4
1486 At least there aren't so many spring breakers anymore... 1.2434 0.04277 152 122 23 7
1487 How do climate scientists benefit from sea level rise? 1.2434 0.04174 152 121 25 6
1488 You ready to go yet? 1.2434 0.04069 152 120 27 5
1489 The brochure didn’t lie- deserted beach it is! 1.2434 0.04277 152 122 23 7
1490 Truth or no truth, this is certainly an inconvenient vacation. 1.2432 0.03790 148 114 32 2
1491 Who needs a beach body when you have the benefits of global warming? 1.2422 0.03918 161 127 29 5
1492 I knew the ad promising us our own private beach was too good to be true. 1.2418 0.04150 153 122 25 6
1493 Bottoms up? 1.2418 0.04045 153 121 27 5
1494 Remember Life without Trump? 1.2418 0.04252 153 123 23 7
1495 You son-of-a-bitch. 1.2418 0.04546 153 126 17 10
1496 Winters in Iceland just isn't the same since global warming became a thing. 1.2418 0.03937 153 120 29 4
1497 I didn't realize that it was snark week. 1.2418 0.04352 153 124 21 8
1498 I think we really do immerse ourselves in summer vacation. 1.2418 0.04045 153 121 27 5
1499 At least there is no longer the problem of there being no ladies' room in sight. 1.2418 0.04045 153 121 27 5
1500 More than the mortgage is underwater." 1.2418 0.04352 153 124 21 8
1501 Did it have to be the exact same spot we sat on our honeymoon? 1.2418 0.04252 153 123 23 7
1502 Please pass the Grey Poupon. 1.2418 0.04352 153 124 21 8
1503 I still say it's fake science. 1.2418 0.03937 153 120 29 4
1504 I’m wet...are you? 1.2418 0.04252 153 123 23 7
1505 Next time, Mr. Pile Driver, just let me poke the umbrella into the sand. 1.2418 0.04150 153 122 25 6
1506 This is not what I meant by a liquid lunch. 1.2418 0.04045 153 121 27 5
1507 Well, at least the walk to the beach has been shortened. 1.2418 0.04252 153 123 23 7
1508 Don't... 1.2418 0.04045 153 121 27 5
1509 Finding El Nino 1.2418 0.04252 153 123 23 7
1510 So, global warming is just fake news, eh? 1.2418 0.04045 153 121 27 5
1511 Harold, lately, I've been starting to doubt some of those #FakeNews tweets from the president. 1.2418 0.04150 153 122 25 6
1512 I am begining to wonder if we put the proper address into the GPS. 1.2418 0.04150 153 122 25 6
1513 I won’t have the lung capacity to even out this tan. 1.2418 0.04352 153 124 21 8
1514 This is not a hoax. 1.2418 0.04150 153 122 25 6
1515 Rusty and Jessica were the last participants to arrive at the high tide speed dating. 1.2418 0.04252 153 123 23 7
1516 Did you remember the beach towels? 1.2418 0.04252 153 123 23 7
1517 "OK, the southern coast of Greenland was a bad choice. Next year, we'll try the north coast." 1.2418 0.04352 153 124 21 8
1518 Are you sure? It doesn't feel any hotter than last year. 1.2418 0.04150 153 122 25 6
1519 Stop complaining.........at least is saves you a trip to the men's room." 1.2418 0.04045 153 121 27 5
1520 No, Bob, I specifically said to wake me up at low tide. 1.2418 0.04252 153 123 23 7
1521 You think the tide's in or is it that global warming thing? 1.2418 0.04150 153 122 25 6
1522 I've had it up to here with your vacations 1.2418 0.04352 153 124 21 8
1523 What’s the forecast for tomorrow? 1.2418 0.03937 153 120 29 4
1524 I'm beginning to wonder if climate change is really a hoax. 1.2418 0.04150 153 122 25 6
1525 I'd say 'half-empty' is the more optimistic outlook in this scenario" 1.2418 0.04352 153 124 21 8
1526 When your sister said she had a place for us to stay at their beach house, this isn’t what I had in mind. 1.2418 0.04045 153 121 27 5
1527 He said he’d drain the swamp. 1.2403 0.04228 154 124 23 7
1528 The salon brochure says that the fish eat the dead skin. 1.2403 0.04228 154 124 23 7
1529 I thought YOU taught him how to swim? 1.2403 0.04424 154 126 19 9
1530 I stand with my President - global warming is a hoax 1.2403 0.04022 154 122 27 5
1531 We paid a lot for this beachfront property, and there's no way we're going to let global warming spoil it for us. 1.2403 0.04022 154 122 27 5
1532 It's okay, Trump told us not to worry. 1.2403 0.03805 154 120 31 3
1533 Well, at least the beach isn't crowded 1.2403 0.04228 154 124 23 7
1534 It's true, you DO get shorter as you get older. 1.2403 0.04126 154 123 25 6
1535 Hurricane season isn't as fun as I remember it 1.2403 0.03805 154 120 31 3
1536 You were right. The beaches are less crowded during hurricane season. 1.2403 0.04022 154 122 27 5
1537 I told you so. 1.2403 0.04424 154 126 19 9
1538 I'm starting to enjoy Arctic winters. 1.2403 0.03915 154 121 29 4
1539 Just make sure you keep a poker face when you do. 1.2403 0.04327 154 125 21 8
1540 Plovers get the beach because THEY are nesting... 1.2400 0.04302 150 121 22 7
1541 Well, maybe you should have questioned their ad - “ FREE fish pedicure, wet season only”. 1.2400 0.04197 150 120 24 6
1542 What time does the ocean close? 1.2400 0.04197 150 120 24 6
1543 Still a glass half full kinda guy? 1.2400 0.04302 150 121 22 7
1544 God, I love coal. 1.2400 0.04089 150 119 26 5
1545 Hon, no more sweet real estate deals with your cousin Craig. Please!! 1.2400 0.04302 150 121 22 7
1546 Well, you're the one who said, "Let's go with the flow." 1.2400 0.03978 150 118 28 4
1547 The tide table is fake news. 1.2400 0.04405 150 122 20 8
1548 Now I know why the discount travel agent asked if we knew how to swim. 1.2400 0.03978 150 118 28 4
1549 So now you're saying sea level rise is good, because it cools us on these hotter days? 1.2400 0.04197 150 120 24 6
1550 It’s not the heat, it’s the humidity. 1.2400 0.04089 150 119 26 5
1551 Well, shall we go in for a swim now? 1.2384 0.04172 151 121 24 6
1552 Honey, did we turn off the tub before we left? 1.2384 0.04172 151 121 24 6
1553 Who would have thought that global warming would deliver a lake view in our own back yard? 1.2384 0.04276 151 122 22 7
1554 How can you tell if this is low tide or high tide? 1.2381 0.04353 147 119 21 7
1555 Yes my love stallion, we are drowning in pleasure. 1.2381 0.04133 147 117 25 5
1556 Now isn't this better than walking a half mile to the public restroom? 1.2381 0.04245 147 118 23 6
1557 I booked it on h2o bnb. 1.2381 0.04245 147 118 23 6
1558 Maybe we should have gone with the Prius. 1.2381 0.04133 147 117 25 5
1559 I knew if we waited long enough, climate change would make our yard waterfront property. 1.2381 0.04562 147 121 17 9
1560 What happened to that iceberg? 1.2381 0.04245 147 118 23 6
1561 All this and the wind at our backs too! 1.2381 0.04019 147 116 27 4
1562 Care for another drink? 1.2381 0.04245 147 118 23 6
1563 I told you 2100 would be a bad vacation destination. 1.2381 0.04133 147 117 25 5
1564 Okay, maybe there is something to this global warming thing, but I still don't buy the evolution theory crap. 1.2381 0.04133 147 117 25 5
1565 Let's keep walking. 1.2381 0.04133 147 117 25 5
1566 Good thing it's high tide. I just peed my pants. 1.2381 0.04353 147 119 21 7
1567 Next time let’s find a place on the water rather than in the water. 1.2381 0.04019 147 116 27 4
1568 'I'm guessing someone didn't check the tide charts." 1.2381 0.04133 147 117 25 5
1569 Everything's fine. 1.2381 0.04353 147 119 21 7
1570 Gore and his crazy ideas ! 1.2381 0.04133 147 117 25 5
1571 Get used to it, Bob. It's the new normal. 1.2381 0.04459 147 120 19 8
1572 Since I stopped believing in climate change, I find these outings much more enjoyable. 1.2381 0.04245 147 118 23 6
1573 Say what you will about global warming, it’s hard to beat these beach house rental rates. 1.2381 0.04245 147 118 23 6
1574 Was that global warming or global flooding we should be concerned about? 1.2381 0.04245 147 118 23 6
1575 Time to move 1.2381 0.04353 147 119 21 7
1576 I think I know why this space was free.. 1.2381 0.04353 147 119 21 7
1577 How's that "drain the swamp" vote lookin' now? 1.2381 0.04459 147 120 19 8
1578 It's so much nicer after Labor Day 1.2381 0.04245 147 118 23 6
1579 Wonderful. Your tide has come in. Now what? 1.2381 0.04019 147 116 27 4
1580 Better than sand in our suits. 1.2381 0.04019 147 116 27 4
1581 Vacations in Puerto Rico just arent what they used to be 1.2381 0.04133 147 117 25 5
1582 As they say with global warming, 'when you can't come to the beach, the beach comes to you.' 1.2381 0.04459 147 120 19 8
1583 Okay Frank, the next time you forget your bathing suit we’re either going to a nude beach or we’re going home! 1.2381 0.04245 147 118 23 6
1584 I know we said close to the water and no neighbors, but seriously... 1.2381 0.04133 147 117 25 5
1585 I guess we should’ve taught Timmy how to tread water. 1.2381 0.04459 147 120 19 8
1586 Just ignore it, dear, and the global warming will never affect us. 1.2381 0.04133 147 117 25 5
1587 Is the SEA half full or half empty? 1.2381 0.04459 147 120 19 8
1588 Water's running a little higher this year. 1.2381 0.04459 147 120 19 8
1589 Recreations have never been more divided along party lines 1.2381 0.04019 147 116 27 4
1590 Please stop singing "The tide is high, but I'm holding on". 1.2381 0.04245 147 118 23 6
1591 Some people just blame everything on climate change. 1.2381 0.04245 147 118 23 6
1592 You're right, St. Louis was still worse. 1.2381 0.04663 147 122 15 10
1593 I knew we were underwater with our mortgage, but you didn't say anything about the beach house. 1.2381 0.04245 147 118 23 6
1594 You said it never rains in California 1.2381 0.04019 147 116 27 4
1595 I’m secretly resisting the tide. 1.2381 0.04459 147 120 19 8
1596 We have not been paying much attention George . 1.2381 0.04133 147 117 25 5
1597 I told you, Cape Cod is so last climate. 1.2381 0.04133 147 117 25 5
1598 I think we waited too long for the tides to turn. 1.2381 0.04353 147 119 21 7
1599 Well, the brochure did say it was secluded and surrounded by water. 1.2381 0.04019 147 116 27 4
1600 But think of the poor penguins in Antarctic. 1.2381 0.03780 147 114 31 2
1601 Does this strike the right note of middle-aged whimsy? 1.2381 0.04133 147 117 25 5
1602 This should have come before the hot yoga. 1.2381 0.04459 147 120 19 8
1603 It's definitely time to move our favorite spot back fifty feet. 1.2381 0.04133 147 117 25 5
1604 Well, you were the one who insisted on waterfront property. 1.2381 0.04245 147 118 23 6
1605 See? It's a little cooler sitting in the shade under the umbrella. 1.2381 0.03901 147 115 29 3
1606 I always thought global warming would happen more slowly. 1.2381 0.04133 147 117 25 5
1607 Wanna go back to the room? 1.2381 0.04133 147 117 25 5
1608 Trump tweeted: Trust me! The tide's going out. 1.2381 0.04133 147 117 25 5
1609 Sweetheart, I thought we agreed to stop discussing Al Gore. 1.2381 0.04133 147 117 25 5
1610 Trump is an honest man and Global Warming is a hoax. 1.2381 0.04019 147 116 27 4
1611 In support of my suggestion to relocate Dear, may I remind you that Bull Sharks routinely hunt in less than three feet f water! 1.2381 0.04019 147 116 27 4
1612 No Harry, a rising tide floats all boats, not all butts 1.2381 0.04133 147 117 25 5
1613 I can remember when this was a beach. 1.2381 0.04353 147 119 21 7
1614 Do you ever feel like we're just treading water? 1.2381 0.04019 147 116 27 4
1615 I’m not sure brining is for me. 1.2381 0.04353 147 119 21 7
1616 Now I realize "High Tide is the New Low Tide" was just a marketing slogan. 1.2381 0.04353 147 119 21 7
1617 Bobo, I've a feeling we're not in Kansas anymore. 1.2381 0.03901 147 115 29 3
1618 Well, Cedric. Even on vacation, you’re out of you’re depth. 1.2381 0.04133 147 117 25 5
1619 On the bright side, climate change does give us more warm days to spend at the beach 1.2381 0.04133 147 117 25 5
1620 Go fish. 1.2381 0.04459 147 120 19 8
1621 George, I can think of plenty of reasons for the unusually high water, besides that ridiculous "the ice caps are melting" theory of yours! 1.2381 0.04133 147 117 25 5
1622 You forgot the sunblock. 1.2381 0.04562 147 121 17 9
1623 Listen, I know you said this would be an immersive experience, but... 1.2381 0.04245 147 118 23 6
1624 The brochure said 'futuristic.' 1.2381 0.04245 147 118 23 6
1625 motherfuck, someone shoulda warned us about climate change 1.2381 0.04133 147 117 25 5
1626 Full moon tonight? 1.2381 0.04133 147 117 25 5
1627 I’m not gonna say I told you so, but...... 1.2381 0.04353 147 119 21 7
1628 Well, the Airbnb listing said it had a wet bar. 1.2381 0.04245 147 118 23 6
1629 I don't care. This has always been our spot on the beach. 1.2381 0.04019 147 116 27 4
1630 I think our favorite beach spot has gone the way of our favorite position. 1.2381 0.04459 147 120 19 8
1631 When they said "Oceanfront Property," I had no idea. 1.2381 0.04019 147 116 27 4
1632 Did you remember to water the ficus? 1.2381 0.04133 147 117 25 5
1633 Honey, will you at least consider that global warming might just be real? 1.2381 0.04019 147 116 27 4
1634 At low tide, in just six hours and 12.5 minutes, we'll have the best spot on the beech. 1.2381 0.04353 147 119 21 7
1635 What are we wading for honey? 1.2381 0.04663 147 122 15 10
1636 Honey, I know he said it’s fake news, but this feels pretty real... 1.2381 0.04133 147 117 25 5
1637 And you didn't want to buy flood insurance. 1.2381 0.04019 147 116 27 4
1638 Say it: Now you're happy I insisted on a deck at the beach house. 1.2381 0.04133 147 117 25 5
1639 So, then, you believe climate change is for real? 1.2381 0.04133 147 117 25 5
1640 I guess there are some immediate consequences for pulling out of the Paris Climate Agreement after all. 1.2381 0.03901 147 115 29 3
1641 You said hurricane season started next week. 1.2381 0.04133 147 117 25 5
1642 Sort of reminds me of where we were in "08. 1.2381 0.04459 147 120 19 8
1643 I think there is some existential lesson in this, but lets just move our stuff. 1.2381 0.03780 147 114 31 2
1644 I hope that big fin approaching isn't what I think it is. 1.2381 0.03780 147 114 31 2
1645 So, Harold, the President's lawyer advised you invest near Mar A Lago?! 1.2381 0.04133 147 117 25 5
1646 I don't remember there being so many birds here last time. 1.2381 0.04353 147 119 21 7
1647 This sure is a different kind of cleanse. 1.2381 0.04019 147 116 27 4
1648 Numb Nuts! 1.2381 0.04245 147 118 23 6
1649 If you don’t acknowledge Global Warming, it won’t happen. 1.2381 0.04133 147 117 25 5
1650 Darling, have you seen my book? the new one, about global warming alarmists? 1.2381 0.04245 147 118 23 6
1651 Damn auto correct. I said I wanted a room On the water, not IN the water 1.2381 0.04133 147 117 25 5
1652 Fine, Eleanor. Next year we’ll try a cruise. 1.2381 0.04133 147 117 25 5
1653 "Go ahead and pee, no one will notice" 1.2381 0.04245 147 118 23 6
1654 I still say global warming is a hoax 1.2381 0.04019 147 116 27 4
1655 Another reason we shouldn't buy beachfront property. 1.2381 0.03901 147 115 29 3
1656 Polar caps melting? Fake news! 1.2381 0.04663 147 122 15 10
1657 And you just kept saying, there’s no global warming! Where’s the summer house? Can you tell me that? 1.2381 0.04133 147 117 25 5
1658 What really bothers me is the sewage plant up the river! 1.2381 0.04459 147 120 19 8
1659 I liked this spot better before climate change. 1.2381 0.04245 147 118 23 6
1660 I will stay here with you , honey, but next time remember to bring your bathing suit ! 1.2381 0.04133 147 117 25 5
1661 You always have to see the "entire" sunset 1.2381 0.04019 147 116 27 4
1662 Global warming kinda crept up on us. Last year, this was our backyard." 1.2381 0.04133 147 117 25 5
1663 If this wasn’t the back yard it would be kind of nice 1.2381 0.04459 147 120 19 8
1664 At least it's warm... 1.2378 0.03965 143 112 28 3
1665 I guess they were right 1.2368 0.04041 152 121 26 5
1666 It wasn’t under water when we visited last year... 1.2368 0.03931 152 120 28 4
1667 Left wing radicals probably staged this beach. Global warming is fake news, honey. 1.2365 0.04108 148 118 25 5
1668 I told you the 1998 tide chart wouldn’t be accurate. 1.2365 0.03878 148 116 29 3
1669 Global warming? What global warming? It is beautiful out here. 1.2365 0.04534 148 122 17 9
1670 Do you think one more beer will tide us over? 1.2365 0.04326 148 120 21 7
1671 While I didn't agree with the architect when he first drew up the plans, I'm glad we decided to go with the roof deck. 1.2365 0.04108 148 118 25 5
1672 I'm certain this is the wrong side of the beach front. 1.2365 0.03995 148 117 27 4
1673 We may be in denial...I'm beginning to think Neptune and Poseidon have nothing to do with this. 1.2365 0.03878 148 116 29 3
1674 Wondering if all those Sciencey Climate Changers may have a point. 1.2365 0.03878 148 116 29 3
1675 I don't know. I wouldn't necessarily call it inconvenient. 1.2365 0.04219 148 119 23 6
1676 Good thing we brought your Mother to stand on... 1.2365 0.04534 148 122 17 9
1677 Just be thankful there's no climate change. Then it would REALLY be a high tide. 1.2365 0.04219 148 119 23 6
1678 When they said it was an in-ground swimming pool this wasn’t what I expected. 1.2365 0.03995 148 117 27 4
1679 I'm glad we came after Labor Day when the crowds are gone 1.2365 0.04108 148 118 25 5
1680 High tide might be a problem" 1.2365 0.04108 148 118 25 5
1681 I meant the tide table for Freeport Maine, sweetheart. 1.2365 0.03878 148 116 29 3
1682 Pretty nice, for glacier water" 1.2365 0.03995 148 117 27 4
1683 Is this global warming or did we run out of money. 1.2365 0.04108 148 118 25 5
1684 Thanks so much for taking me to the beach. It's so nice to get away from Atlantis and dip my head out of the water. 1.2365 0.03878 148 116 29 3
1685 This is such a lovely moment...where's your phone and selfie stick? 1.2365 0.04219 148 119 23 6
1686 The Pruitt's said this would be a great investment... 1.2365 0.03995 148 117 27 4
1687 Henry, I have had it up to here. 1.2345 0.03916 145 114 28 3
1688 Well, now we both have crabs. 1.2345 0.04037 145 115 26 4
1689 Now I know how Puerto Rico felt, am I right? Too soon? Anyway, could you pass the sunblock? 1.2333 0.03592 150 116 33 1
1690 I'm beginning to care about climate change. 1.2329 0.03893 146 115 28 3
1691 Don't be such a pessimist 1.2324 0.04080 142 113 25 4
1692 And to think they laughed at us when we bought this ocean front property. 1.2324 0.03827 142 111 29 2
1693 Your beer can is floating away on the Chinese hoax. 1.2324 0.04201 142 114 23 5
1694 Climate resilience 1.2324 0.04318 142 115 21 6
1695 I expected a somewhat different Antarctica. 1.2324 0.04432 142 116 19 7
1696 At this rate we have more than enough in our retirement fund. 1.2324 0.04318 142 115 21 6
1697 It's just an anomaly. Everything's going to be fine... 1.2324 0.03956 142 112 27 3
1698 I feel our relationship is drowning. 1.2324 0.04201 142 114 23 5
1699 You promised the swamp would be drained! 1.2324 0.04080 142 113 25 4
1700 Is it must me, or did this rising sea level thing happen all of a sudden? 1.2324 0.04201 142 114 23 5
1701 If we give up and move now, the tide will never respect us. 1.2324 0.04080 142 113 25 4
1702 The good news is the timeshare is only a lease. 1.2324 0.04432 142 116 19 7
1703 No, I still think global warming is some sort of hoax. 1.2324 0.04318 142 115 21 6
1704 Oh look, there's the cruise ship we should be on! 1.2324 0.04080 142 113 25 4
1705 I blame global-warming on Anonymous. 1.2324 0.04080 142 113 25 4
1706 So Far So Good 1.2324 0.03956 142 112 27 3
1707 Are you still denying climate change? 1.2324 0.04201 142 114 23 5
1708 I am standing by my statement - Global Warming is a hoax 1.2324 0.04543 142 117 17 8
1709 I will drown in this ocean before I admit you were right about high tide, Joe. I. Will. Drown. 1.2324 0.04201 142 114 23 5
1710 We haven't been this far underwater since 2008. 1.2324 0.03956 142 112 27 3
1711 Yes, I still believe global warming is a hoax 1.2324 0.04432 142 116 19 7
1712 I hear big, beautiful coal is back. 1.2324 0.04543 142 117 17 8
1713 Looks like the icecaps melted faster than the forecast said last week. 1.2324 0.04201 142 114 23 5
1714 I'm having a sinking feeling global warming isn't a hoax. 1.2324 0.04080 142 113 25 4
1715 Swamp? What swamp? Donald's our man. 1.2324 0.04201 142 114 23 5
1716 being a merman is nothing to be ashamed of, dear. 1.2324 0.04318 142 115 21 6
1717 Aaah... Not a scientist in sight. 1.2324 0.04080 142 113 25 4
1718 This vacation was paid for months ago, and we WILL enjoy it! 1.2324 0.03956 142 112 27 3
1719 Just a great big hoax, you said. 1.2324 0.04201 142 114 23 5
1720 See? Time and tide waits for no man - not even you, Phil. 1.2324 0.04543 142 117 17 8
1721 This Gilligan and Ginger thing's getting old. Let's be the Professor and a mermaid named Blanche. 1.2324 0.04201 142 114 23 5
1722 Lover's quarrels: When neither gives in too easily. 1.2324 0.04201 142 114 23 5
1723 Is this somebody's idea of a hoax? 1.2324 0.04318 142 115 21 6
1724 Where is the cat? 1.2324 0.04201 142 114 23 5
1725 See. I told you it would be just a matter of time that Kansas City would become a great market for beachfront property. 1.2324 0.04318 142 115 21 6
1726 This is what not draining the swamp really looks like. 1.2324 0.04543 142 117 17 8
1727 You have to admit, climate change is refreshing 1.2324 0.03695 142 110 31 1
1728 I see a bad moon rising. 1.2324 0.04318 142 115 21 6
1729 Well, the balcony does have an ocean view. 1.2324 0.04432 142 116 19 7
1730 The climate is changing faster than I expected. 1.2324 0.04201 142 114 23 5
1731 I think our usual spot is too mainstream 1.2324 0.04080 142 113 25 4
1732 Frankly, Bob, I think you're all wet. 1.2324 0.03956 142 112 27 3
1733 If you tell me one more time how cheap it was... 1.2324 0.04201 142 114 23 5
1734 It looked different on their website. 1.2324 0.04318 142 115 21 6
1735 When did you say low tide was? 1.2324 0.04080 142 113 25 4
1736 Well, at least Steve Bannon isn't headlining the New Yorker Festival. 1.2324 0.04758 142 119 13 10
1737 Yo mamma is so fat, she caused this tide 1.2324 0.04432 142 116 19 7
1738 I’m leaving you for somebody who believes in climate change. 1.2324 0.03827 142 111 29 2
1739 We've got the worst service dog. 1.2324 0.03827 142 111 29 2
1740 Well, the fish should be fresh. 1.2324 0.04201 142 114 23 5
1741 So your main concern is a sudden rip tide? 1.2324 0.03827 142 111 29 2
1742 I'm fine. 1.2324 0.04080 142 113 25 4
1743 "This is the last time I book a vacation through Al Gore Tours. 1.2324 0.04543 142 117 17 8
1744 Did you remember to bring the sunscreen? 1.2324 0.04318 142 115 21 6
1745 I said I wanted to spend our vacation on the shore...the SHORE. 1.2324 0.03956 142 112 27 3
1746 Do you feel something wet? 1.2324 0.04318 142 115 21 6
1747 Waterfront is sooo ten years ago, Bubba. 1.2324 0.04318 142 115 21 6
1748 Do you remember where we burried Jimmy? 1.2324 0.04080 142 113 25 4
1749 Time to admit that the waters around us have grown? 1.2324 0.04201 142 114 23 5
1750 Ocean front in Kansas isn't working for me. 1.2324 0.03956 142 112 27 3
1751 I'm just about ready to give up on novelty restaurants. 1.2324 0.04543 142 117 17 8
1752 Quit stalling, George! It's YOUR turn to turn off the sprinklers! 1.2324 0.04543 142 117 17 8
1753 I told you we were too close to the water,but noooooo! 1.2324 0.04318 142 115 21 6
1754 I like this spot, Bob. It makes you look good in your Speedo. 1.2324 0.04318 142 115 21 6
1755 A lot faster than they predicted..... 1.2324 0.03956 142 112 27 3
1756 Sure, rising tides lift all boats but, if you hadn't noticed, we don't have one. 1.2324 0.03827 142 111 29 2
1757 Honey, next time you buy 'oceanfront property,' please ask for a tract on the land side of the ocean. 1.2324 0.03956 142 112 27 3
1758 Maybe it's time to consider ordering a Tesla, dear. 1.2324 0.03956 142 112 27 3
1759 Next year I choose our spot at the climate change denial festival. 1.2320 0.04702 125 102 17 6
1760 The humidity is killing me! 1.2319 0.04517 138 113 18 7
1761 Yes dear, just like Arizona except maybe not such a dry heat. 1.2319 0.04022 138 109 26 3
1762 I'm finding it ever harder to deny science. 1.2319 0.04277 138 111 22 5
1763 Next summer we're going to Idaho. 1.2314 0.04946 121 100 14 7
1764 Is it me, or does that cruise ship seem close to shore? 1.2314 0.04354 121 96 22 3
1765 Great idea stuffing the car keys in your shoes. No one's going to steal them now. 1.2308 0.04291 143 116 21 6
1766 A few more years of this hoax global warming and we're going to drown. 1.2308 0.04055 143 114 25 4
1767 You do understand what I meant when I said I wanted to be on the water, right? 1.2308 0.04055 143 114 25 4
1768 I still prefer the old patio, before the house washed away. 1.2308 0.04291 143 116 21 6
1769 Boy, when the tide comes in, the tide comes in. 1.2308 0.04055 143 114 25 4
1770 This is not what I meant when I said I wanted an immersive experience! 1.2308 0.03931 143 113 27 3
1771 I say we do something when it gets up to our necks. 1.2308 0.04174 143 115 23 5
1772 No, you will go find a port-a-potty. 1.2308 0.04514 143 118 17 8
1773 They said so to Rome for your honeymoon they said it'll be fun they said. 1.2308 0.04404 143 117 19 7
1774 We should have listened to your friend Noah 1.2308 0.04055 143 114 25 4
1775 ...not exactly the Instagram post I envisioned sharing from our beach holiday. 1.2295 0.04625 122 99 18 5
1776 You know, I'm becoming less convinced that global warming is a Chinese hoax. 1.2295 0.04476 122 98 20 4
1777 I knew he wouldn't drain the swamp... 1.2292 0.03907 144 114 27 3
1778 Bill, please. 1.2286 0.04222 140 113 22 5
1779 I told you it had great water views. 1.2276 0.04132 123 97 24 2
1780 I used to have such fun here as a little girl. 1.2270 0.03816 141 111 28 2
1781 It’s high time we start believing this global warming myth. 1.2263 0.04633 137 114 15 8
1782 I said, “ I still don’t believe in global warming,” I don’t deny there’s global flooding. 1.2263 0.04012 137 109 25 3
1783 Hmm...I thought they said sea levels were only rising two inches. 1.2263 0.04271 137 111 21 5
1784 Next time, I'll read the map. 1.2263 0.04271 137 111 21 5
1785 I'd prefer to be streaming on-line. 1.2263 0.04515 137 113 17 7
1786 I'm no scientist, but I'm guessing this is about twenty years ahead of schedule. 1.2263 0.04012 137 109 25 3
1787 In simpler times the fog crept in on little cat’s feet. 1.2263 0.04143 137 110 23 4
1788 Twenty years from now, this will be considered low tide. 1.2263 0.04143 137 110 23 4
1789 I don't understand it? We have been coming to this same spot for years. 1.2263 0.04515 137 113 17 7
1790 Tell me again how climate change is a hoax. 1.2263 0.04395 137 112 19 6
1791 There’s a lot more water than I thought there'd be. 1.2263 0.04143 137 110 23 4
1792 We should never have been suckered in by that timeshare talk. 1.2263 0.03735 137 107 29 1
1793 On the plus side, we don't have to use the public restrooms. 1.2263 0.03876 137 108 27 2
1794 I used to wonder what ever happened to Key East. 1.2263 0.04395 137 112 19 6
1795 ‘Let’s sit up there where it’s not crowded,’ you said. 1.2263 0.04012 137 109 25 3
1796 Now do you understand the difference between high tide and low tide? 1.2263 0.04271 137 111 21 5
1797 Well, at least it stopped raining! 1.2263 0.03876 137 108 27 2
1798 Well, it was 50% off. 1.2263 0.04143 137 110 23 4
1799 If the water suddenly gets warmer for a minute, it wasn’t me. It’s global warming. 1.2263 0.04271 137 111 21 5
1800 This vacation sinks. 1.2263 0.04395 137 112 19 6
1801 Beachfront rental." Hah 1.2263 0.04143 137 110 23 4
1802 Are we supposed to tip the beach chair guy? 1.2263 0.04271 137 111 21 5
1803 Do you think we still need the umbrella open? 1.2263 0.04143 137 110 23 4
1804 I told you we should’ve moved to Brooklyn! 1.2263 0.04271 137 111 21 5
1805 You’re in real hot water now, Bob. 1.2263 0.04271 137 111 21 5
1806 This will burn off. 1.2263 0.04143 137 110 23 4
1807 Oh Dear. I guess there's a reason vacationing on Puerto Rico was so inexpensive. 1.2263 0.04515 137 113 17 7
1808 It looks like global warming has finally come to Nebraska. 1.2263 0.04143 137 110 23 4
1809 There is no global warming, dear. It’s fake news! 1.2263 0.04143 137 110 23 4
1810 It's called "Noah's Point." Why? 1.2263 0.04143 137 110 23 4
1811 You know Ed, with sea levels rising I feel really sorry for short people. 1.2263 0.04395 137 112 19 6
1812 Ok you proved your point. We should have set up further back 1.2263 0.04271 137 111 21 5
1813 Yeah, you're probably right. It's not a good time to sell. 1.2263 0.04271 137 111 21 5
1814 I think the cooler is leaking. 1.2263 0.04395 137 112 19 6
1815 I'm never trusting a Yelp review again. 1.2263 0.04395 137 112 19 6
1816 Well honey, at least the sky's not falling. 1.2263 0.04271 137 111 21 5
1817 Come hell or high water, this vacation is going to save our marriage. 1.2263 0.04143 137 110 23 4
1818 Is this low or high tide? 1.2263 0.04395 137 112 19 6
1819 I told you we're not going to waste what we spent on this timeshare. 1.2263 0.04012 137 109 25 3
1820 See? I TOLD you this would beachfront property one day. 1.2263 0.04271 137 111 21 5
1821 They did say that the yard had "a water view" 1.2263 0.04395 137 112 19 6
1822 Well, we did say come hell or high water. [sigh]. 1.2263 0.03735 137 107 29 1
1823 At least the sun’s not in our eyes 1.2263 0.04271 137 111 21 5
1824 You always wanted waterfront property. Stop complaining. 1.2263 0.04012 137 109 25 3
1825 I think your Mom is floating away. 1.2263 0.04395 137 112 19 6
1826 I'll call your doctor if it's still a problem in six hours. For now, let's enjoy the beach. 1.2263 0.04012 137 109 25 3
1827 Where's Timmy? 1.2263 0.04395 137 112 19 6
1828 I knew we shouldn't have taken those Xanax this morning 1.2263 0.04395 137 112 19 6
1829 Now, this is beachfront property. 1.2263 0.04143 137 110 23 4
1830 I don't think this is what the doctor had in mind when he told you to soak you feet in salt water. 1.2263 0.04515 137 113 17 7
1831 Who knew rising sea levels would give us beach front property in Kansas! 1.2263 0.04271 137 111 21 5
1832 Hardly the high water mark of our vacation. 1.2263 0.04143 137 110 23 4
1833 Don't stop believing.... 1.2263 0.04633 137 114 15 8
1834 Thank God global warming is a Chinese hoax, other wise I would be concerned about the rising tide! 1.2263 0.04395 137 112 19 6
1835 I'm starting to think those global warming people might be on to something, Bill. 1.2263 0.04271 137 111 21 5
1836 When the advertisement said " You will be immersed in the beauty of your surroundings" I didn't expect this. 1.2263 0.04395 137 112 19 6
1837 The weather report DID say there would be high moisture at the beach today! 1.2263 0.04395 137 112 19 6
1838 Ok Frank, that's the last time we drink 12 pina coladas at low tide. 1.2263 0.04271 137 111 21 5
1839 I thought the brochure said cocktails on the water. 1.2263 0.03876 137 108 27 2
1840 Keep an eye on her. Let's not let her go out too far. 1.2263 0.04515 137 113 17 7
1841 Wow. They're really committing to this whole "global warming" scam. 1.2263 0.04143 137 110 23 4
1842 I liked it better when we thought it was a mirage. 1.2263 0.04271 137 111 21 5
1843 Global warming isn't a fake after all. 1.2263 0.04143 137 110 23 4
1844 Oh, look. It's the end-of-summer tsunami. 1.2263 0.04143 137 110 23 4
1845 Yes, I understand the mortgage analogy. 1.2263 0.04515 137 113 17 7
1846 Darling, too late to worry about climate change. 1.2263 0.04012 137 109 25 3
1847 At least we got a good discount. 1.2263 0.04143 137 110 23 4
1848 Summer 2020: Orange Fool’s Beach 1.2263 0.04271 137 111 21 5
1849 Well, I think our little snooze is over. 1.2263 0.03876 137 108 27 2
1850 __Now__ [underlined] do you believe those ‘so-called climate experts?’ 1.2263 0.04271 137 111 21 5
1851 At least we have the beach to ourselves. 1.2263 0.04143 137 110 23 4
1852 I'd appreciate you using an actual bathroom, dear. 1.2263 0.04515 137 113 17 7
1853 I wanted a dip in the lake, not to be a dip in the lake! 1.2263 0.04395 137 112 19 6
1854 I guess it only works for boats... 1.2263 0.04395 137 112 19 6
1855 I was told this beach is to die for. 1.2263 0.04271 137 111 21 5
1856 Still think it's a hoax? 1.2263 0.04143 137 110 23 4
1857 Now do you believe in global warming, Kyle? 1.2263 0.04143 137 110 23 4
1858 The airbnb did say that it was only steps from the beach. 1.2263 0.04395 137 112 19 6
1859 You did a nice job with the umbrella but what does that matter? 1.2263 0.03876 137 108 27 2
1860 That's not me, Margaret, and furthermore I don't appreciate the tone in your voice. 1.2263 0.04395 137 112 19 6
1861 If global warming was real, we'd be up to our necks in it. 1.2263 0.04271 137 111 21 5
1862 The dunes seem to be working. 1.2263 0.04515 137 113 17 7
1863 Well, if we drown in a hoax, at least we drown together. 1.2263 0.03876 137 108 27 2
1864 This is low tide! 1.2263 0.04395 137 112 19 6
1865 I hate it when Moses comes to the beach. 1.2263 0.04633 137 114 15 8
1866 This isn’t like the commercial at all! 1.2263 0.03876 137 108 27 2
1867 If you say 'I was sure we had at least five hours before the tide came in' one more time I'm going to drown you." 1.2263 0.04271 137 111 21 5
1868 Well, we're saved the walk to the shoreline... 1.2263 0.04143 137 110 23 4
1869 Drain the swamp? What swamp? This right here is paradi -- uh, is the water getting higher to you? 1.2263 0.04395 137 112 19 6
1870 It doesn't FEEL like Antarctic melt-water... 1.2263 0.04012 137 109 25 3
1871 See? It wasn’t as bad as thought. We only vacation with the fishes. 1.2263 0.04012 137 109 25 3
1872 Just wait until it’s high tide! 1.2263 0.04395 137 112 19 6
1873 Global warming is a Chinese hoax! 1.2263 0.04271 137 111 21 5
1874 Laying on the beach is so overrated 1.2263 0.04395 137 112 19 6
1875 I suspect another iceberg melted this morning. 1.2263 0.04271 137 111 21 5
1876 If Rush says global warming is a hoax, that's good enough for me. 1.2263 0.04271 137 111 21 5
1877 They won't be laughing when the tide goes out. 1.2263 0.04143 137 110 23 4
1878 Well, he said he would drain the swamp. 1.2263 0.04271 137 111 21 5
1879 Be happy we're not in Florida. 1.2263 0.04143 137 110 23 4
1880 Let's bring our snorkel masks next year. 1.2263 0.04143 137 110 23 4
1881 Next time I say 'Check the 10-year forecast,' maybe you'll listen. 1.2263 0.04143 137 110 23 4
1882 I told you to go before we left the house. 1.2263 0.04395 137 112 19 6
1883 This was the perfect spot last year. 1.2263 0.04395 137 112 19 6
1884 I...SAID...there is NO GLOBAL WARMING 1.2263 0.04012 137 109 25 3
1885 I’ve had it up to here with all-in vacations. 1.2263 0.04395 137 112 19 6
1886 Global warming is nonsense. It feels cooler to me this summer. 1.2263 0.04271 137 111 21 5
1887 Now will you finally admit this deal was too good to be true? 1.2263 0.04143 137 110 23 4
1888 I said merry time not maritime. Another example of your not listening.” 1.2263 0.04271 137 111 21 5
1889 So this is what our mortgage feels like. 1.2263 0.04012 137 109 25 3
1890 Look honey! Isn’t that our chimney out there? 1.2263 0.04143 137 110 23 4
1891 I guess the high tide sign wasn't fake news after all. 1.2263 0.04395 137 112 19 6
1892 I’ve got a lobster trapped between my feet. Get the net. 1.2263 0.04395 137 112 19 6
1893 This will be a great spot once the tide goes out. 1.2263 0.04012 137 109 25 3
1894 Still think the rise in sea levels is fake news, Harold? 1.2263 0.04395 137 112 19 6
1895 Yes, I still believe the President when he says global warming is fake news. The sand is just wetter. 1.2263 0.03876 137 108 27 2
1896 Is this what the kids mean when they say they are waisted? 1.2263 0.04271 137 111 21 5
1897 Well, I guarantee you that other people in Dallas think this is not 'just a little beach erosion.' 1.2263 0.04143 137 110 23 4
1898 Hmm, the water is warmer this year 1.2256 0.04480 133 109 18 6
1899 Remember when we used to live here. 1.2254 0.04168 142 115 22 5
1900 So, do you STILL think global warming is fake? 1.2250 0.04802 120 99 15 6
1901 I guess we should have checked the global warming situation before booking this ski resort. 1.2250 0.04654 120 98 17 5
1902 Well, yes, last time it WAS more romantic: without the global warming, sharks, and extra 25 years. 1.2250 0.04501 120 97 19 4
1903 Are you sure it’s fake news? 1.2250 0.04802 120 99 15 6
1904 You looked thinner at high tide. 1.2246 0.04243 138 112 21 5
1905 I told you that time machine was a waste of money. 1.2246 0.04116 138 111 23 4
1906 Ed, do you think we should call it a day? 1.2246 0.04116 138 111 23 4
1907 Where is the guy that said "drain the swamp"? 1.2246 0.04366 138 113 19 6
1908 Why did the water just get warmer? 1.2246 0.04116 138 111 23 4
1909 Don’t you agree that Washington D.C has really improved since the current Presidential has taken over? 1.2246 0.04366 138 113 19 6
1910 I never wanted to be a vacautionary tale. 1.2246 0.04243 138 112 21 5
1911 I said "waits for no man," Norman. 1.2246 0.04243 138 112 21 5
1912 This is the last time we'll bring Mortons's salt on a picnic! 1.2246 0.04243 138 112 21 5
1913 “ OK.....time and blank waits for no man, 4 letters ......” 1.2246 0.04116 138 111 23 4
1914 More waterfront isn't necessarily good! 1.2246 0.03986 138 110 25 3
1915 I imagine it might be a tad deeper on the coast . 1.2246 0.04116 138 111 23 4
1916 Global warming? Please. My beer's still cold. 1.2246 0.03986 138 110 25 3
1917 I know you don’t believe in climate change, but this is low tide . . . 1.2246 0.04243 138 112 21 5
1918 How much did we pay to rent this umbrella? 1.2246 0.03986 138 110 25 3
1919 Did you remember to put the cat upstairs? 1.2246 0.04116 138 111 23 4
1920 We voted, didn't we, dear? 1.2246 0.04366 138 113 19 6
1921 I can't get over that sinking feeling, perhaps we should move our chairs a bit. 1.2246 0.04366 138 113 19 6
1922 Will Pence drain the swamp or seek higher ground? 1.2246 0.03986 138 110 25 3
1923 Go with the flow you said. 1.2246 0.04243 138 112 21 5
1924 I don't care. Climate change is a hoax. 1.2246 0.04366 138 113 19 6
1925 '"I am beginning to believe in global warming and rising oceans.'" 1.2246 0.03986 138 110 25 3
1926 It's sort of a shame we are on our upper porch. 1.2246 0.04243 138 112 21 5
1927 Well yes Roger, there is THAT convenience. 1.2246 0.04116 138 111 23 4
1928 I don't think it's 1985 anymore 1.2246 0.04366 138 113 19 6
1929 MAGA. 1.2246 0.04602 138 115 15 8
1930 This fancy holiday has really put us under water darling 1.2246 0.04116 138 111 23 4
1931 The sand castle contest was a real letdown this year. 1.2246 0.04243 138 112 21 5
1932 Who knew that the tide tables were not fake news 1.2231 0.04766 121 100 15 6
1933 Now we know why the rates were so low. 1.2231 0.04619 121 99 17 5
1934 Well, at least, I don't have to watch my waistline. 1.2231 0.04467 121 98 19 4
1935 This fake news is making my toes wrinkly. 1.2231 0.04766 121 100 15 6
1936 Don't think of it as flash flooding, think of it as an instant hot tub. 1.2231 0.04619 121 99 17 5
1937 I think I left the water running back at the cottage. 1.2222 0.04293 135 110 20 5
1938 Half price chair rental, huh?” 1.2222 0.04293 135 110 20 5
1939 Our relationship was under water long before this! 1.2222 0.04162 135 109 22 4
1940 I have a sinking feeling that we're sinking. 1.2222 0.03887 135 107 26 2
1941 Good thing we weren’t sitting on the lower deck. 1.2222 0.04027 135 108 24 3
1942 The humidity is really bad today. 1.2222 0.03742 135 106 28 1
1943 Can you grab the snorkel and put some sunscreen on my back? 1.2222 0.04293 135 110 20 5
1944 I thought your President said climate change was fake. 1.2222 0.04543 135 112 16 7
1945 I guess that’s a man for you. I tell you to get a place surrounded by water, and you get a place in water. Do y’all ever really listen? 1.2222 0.04663 135 113 14 8
1946 It's OK, Evelyn, I had to pee anyway. 1.2222 0.04293 135 110 20 5
1947 Riviera, River area, must be a typo... 1.2222 0.04027 135 108 24 3
1948 I've waited long enough, Dave. You're a shit meteorologist. I want a divorce. 1.2222 0.04162 135 109 22 4
1949 I told you it was tidal 1.2222 0.04027 135 108 24 3
1950 It’s certainly been a wet summer.” 1.2222 0.04543 135 112 16 7
1951 Suicide by high tide,...or Global warming blues. 1.2222 0.04162 135 109 22 4
1952 I prefer to stay put and contemplate tidal energies. 1.2222 0.04162 135 109 22 4
1953 It said 'Oceanfront' 1.2222 0.04162 135 109 22 4
1954 At least our property taxes are dropping. 1.2222 0.03742 135 106 28 1
1955 Son-of-a-bitch! 1.2222 0.04543 135 112 16 7
1956 As a climate change denier, I’m a bit torn. 1.2222 0.03887 135 107 26 2
1957 I meant the other Amazon. 1.2212 0.04986 113 94 13 6
1958 Miami rising seawater was not to happened until 2020. 1.2206 0.04512 136 113 16 7
1959 I see you're still in denial about climate change. 1.2206 0.04134 136 110 22 4
1960 Each year the prices get better and better. 1.2206 0.04000 136 109 24 3
1961 Were we waiting for the science or the tide to come in? 1.2206 0.04512 136 113 16 7
1962 Tell me one more time that this is a hoax. 1.2206 0.04264 136 111 20 5
1963 What have we learned? Never buy a time share at low tide. 1.2206 0.04512 136 113 16 7
1964 I wasted all that sunscreen on my legs. 1.2200 0.05041 100 82 14 4
1965 Right Ralph, buy the time share, sea level's not going to rise. Well, the damn crabs are biting again. 1.2197 0.04209 132 107 21 4
1966 Are you ready to go to the next stop on our surprise 40th aniversary honeymoon reenactment tour? 1.2197 0.04344 132 108 19 5
1967 Maybe there is something to this global warming thing. 1.2197 0.03774 132 104 27 1
1968 Let's be patient Sweetheart. The tide has always turned for us at challenging times 1.2197 0.04209 132 107 21 4
1969 I always wondered why they called it, "Quicksand Cove"! 1.2197 0.04209 132 107 21 4
1970 It looks like climate change is changing faster than they thought. 1.2197 0.04344 132 108 19 5
1971 I knew I left the faucet on 1.2197 0.04475 132 109 17 6
1972 You really ARE drinking too much beer! 1.2197 0.04726 132 111 13 8
1973 I guess the EPA lied to us. Boy, I hate that. 1.2197 0.04209 132 107 21 4
1974 I told you this would happen if we tried minding our own business. 1.2197 0.03924 132 105 25 2
1975 Mother Nature just broke her water. 1.2197 0.04069 132 106 23 3
1976 Do you still not believe in climate change? 1.2197 0.04726 132 111 13 8
1977 This must have something to do with that global warming thing people have been talking about. 1.2197 0.04344 132 108 19 5
1978 Do you want to watch Big Little Lies? 1.2197 0.03924 132 105 25 2
1979 Good thing I remembered the beach umbrella. 1.2197 0.03924 132 105 25 2
1980 How's deregulation working for you now? 1.2197 0.03774 132 104 27 1
1981 Honey, did you happen to notice if there was a restroom back there? 1.2197 0.04344 132 108 19 5
1982 Oh! I'm not worried. Donald will fix the leak. 1.2197 0.04726 132 111 13 8
1983 I told you to use the waterproof sunscreen. 1.2197 0.04344 132 108 19 5
1984 Diss my travel agent all you want. At least I didn't just put a message in a beer can. 1.2197 0.03924 132 105 25 2
1985 No Dear I do not believe in Global Warming 1.2197 0.04069 132 106 23 3
1986 You wouldn't believe iceberg melting was coming to our own back yard. 1.2197 0.04069 132 106 23 3
1987 Draining the swamp is going swimmingly. 1.2197 0.04209 132 107 21 4
1988 On the up side, it’s always summer now. 1.2197 0.04069 132 106 23 3
1989 I told you this would be beachfront property one day. 1.2197 0.04209 132 107 21 4
1990 Remind me to never again book a stay at a resort called The Tides. 1.2197 0.04209 132 107 21 4
1991 Getting away seems to be worsenening my sinking feeling. 1.2197 0.04344 132 108 19 5
1992 Does this tide make me look washed out? 1.2197 0.04475 132 109 17 6
1993 All right, Harry, have it your way – the sea level is not rising, but America is sinking under the national debt.” 1.2197 0.04344 132 108 19 5
1994 I guess the Paris Accord was a good idea afterall. 1.2197 0.04344 132 108 19 5
1995 You peed? 1.2197 0.04344 132 108 19 5
1996 so this is the real estate bargain of the century you talked me into " 1.2197 0.04209 132 107 21 4
1997 Well they told us sea levels were rising 1.2197 0.04209 132 107 21 4
1998 Looks like the Chinese are hoaxing us again. 1.2197 0.03617 132 103 29 0
1999 I can’t decide if I should go for a swim. 1.2197 0.04344 132 108 19 5
2000 Bingo! I told you if we waded out here, we'd become a climate change meme. 1.2197 0.04726 132 111 13 8
2001 Ski vacation next year? 1.2197 0.03924 132 105 25 2
2002 We should probably start recycling. 1.2197 0.03774 132 104 27 1
2003 Next time we are getting the portable chairs and umbrella set. 1.2197 0.04209 132 107 21 4
2004 well, the listing did say 'open air, ocean experience' 1.2197 0.04344 132 108 19 5
2005 I've had it up to here with you! 1.2197 0.04344 132 108 19 5
2006 We can sleep in--there is no 'Best Spot on the Beach' any more. 1.2197 0.04069 132 106 23 3
2007 I don't care what Al Gore says, I am not giving up my beachfront property. 1.2197 0.04209 132 107 21 4
2008 You said rising sea levels is a scam. Could global warming be the cause of sinking beaches? 1.2197 0.03774 132 104 27 1
2009 Now, that is a flash flood. 1.2197 0.04209 132 107 21 4
2010 It's not global warming, it's your stupidity. 1.2197 0.04475 132 109 17 6
2011 Well, I voted for Al Gore. 1.2197 0.03924 132 105 25 2
2012 That's ridiculous. There's no such thing as global warming! 1.2197 0.04209 132 107 21 4
2013 Look on the bright side, the effects of climate change are not over our heads. 1.2197 0.04602 132 110 15 7
2014 Look, all I'm saying is we might want to move the house further inland. 1.2197 0.04069 132 106 23 3
2015 Yes, I know who King Canute was. 1.2197 0.04209 132 107 21 4
2016 Grab that beer for me, would you? 1.2197 0.04069 132 106 23 3
2017 I choose the wrong day to wear socks 1.2197 0.04209 132 107 21 4
2018 Where’s the baby? 1.2197 0.04602 132 110 15 7
2019 At least we know why a waterfront lot could be so cheap. 1.2197 0.04069 132 106 23 3
2020 It might be time to sell the SUV. 1.2197 0.03774 132 104 27 1
2021 I guess when all is said and done, I miss the table service the most. 1.2197 0.04209 132 107 21 4
2022 Must be how the president feels 1.2197 0.04069 132 106 23 3
2023 Does "sea level rise" apply to lakes? 1.2197 0.04209 132 107 21 4
2024 I guess draining the swamp wasn't his first priority 1.2197 0.04602 132 110 15 7
2025 I think the tide is in. 1.2197 0.04069 132 106 23 3
2026 Tide's out" I said. "Oh no" you said, "This is a perfect spot!! Go back to sleep. 1.2197 0.04069 132 106 23 3
2027 I thought they were going to drain the swamp... 1.2197 0.04344 132 108 19 5
2028 All I'm saying Harry is when the time-share brochure says 'waterfront property' you investigate! 1.2190 0.04236 137 112 20 5
2029 He never listens! 1.2188 0.04287 128 104 20 4
2030 At least the kids are with the grandparents. 1.2188 0.03668 128 100 28 0
2031 I don't want to sink or swim. 1.2188 0.04428 128 105 18 5
2032 I thought he said Drain, not Rain The Swamp. 1.2180 0.03898 133 106 25 2
2033 Hampton’s adjacent 1.2180 0.04042 133 107 23 3
2034 Who knew the swamp was this deep at the Vineyard! 1.2180 0.03898 133 106 25 2
2035 I’m still not convinced, the whole theory is based on fake news. 1.2180 0.04571 133 111 15 7
2036 Tsunami. Gesundheit! 1.2180 0.04314 133 109 19 5
2037 Who said a rising tide lifts everyone 1.2180 0.04042 133 107 23 3
2038 It was either lower tides or lower taxes 1.2180 0.04180 133 108 21 4
2039 Well, there goes the Helheim Glacier. 1.2180 0.04042 133 107 23 3
2040 You know, something seems different this summer. 1.2180 0.03898 133 106 25 2
2041 Is your water as warm as mine? 1.2180 0.04314 133 109 19 5
2042 Tell the fish nibbling my toes that climate change is fake news. 1.2180 0.04314 133 109 19 5
2043 Honey, that's NOT an umbrella pole! 1.2180 0.04314 133 109 19 5
2044 But he promised to drain the swamp. 1.2180 0.04314 133 109 19 5
2045 I hope we don't have to wait until the tide goes out to find my shoes. 1.2180 0.04042 133 107 23 3
2046 You and your "fake water". 1.2180 0.04042 133 107 23 3
2047 I love global warming. Think of how much we'll save on sunscreen! By this time next year the water will be up to our necks. 1.2180 0.04042 133 107 23 3
2048 Relax and enjoy,they said! Climate change is a hoax,they said! 1.2180 0.04314 133 109 19 5
2049 When he said he’d drain the swamp, I didn’t think he meant he’d drain it here! 1.2180 0.04180 133 108 21 4
2050 I don't feel warmer. 1.2180 0.04042 133 107 23 3
2051 Now is it time to drain the swamp? 1.2180 0.04180 133 108 21 4
2052 It's not global warming...it's the tide... 1.2180 0.04314 133 109 19 5
2053 Looks like the Blue Wave we' ve been counting on came in a bit early. 1.2180 0.04180 133 108 21 4
2054 Don’t you just love it up here on Mt. Ranier? 1.2180 0.04694 133 112 13 8
2055 The tide is high but I’m holding on. 1.2180 0.04180 133 108 21 4
2056 Remember to wait half an hour before running. 1.2180 0.04180 133 108 21 4
2057 If a waiter doesn't show up soon, I think we should swim out of here. 1.2180 0.04314 133 109 19 5
2058 Men used to enjoy seeing a little hair down there. 1.2180 0.03898 133 106 25 2
2059 Remember, dear, marriage is about compromise. 1.2180 0.04180 133 108 21 4
2060 Henry, I think that next year we should go back to Atlantic City. 1.2180 0.04180 133 108 21 4
2061 It's the time of the day, darling. The sand is always cooler this time of the day. 1.2180 0.04180 133 108 21 4
2062 It a lake”it’s not going to rise like the ocean. He says 1.2180 0.04042 133 107 23 3
2063 Yes, dear, I know. Your rising boat is just around the corner. 1.2180 0.04314 133 109 19 5
2064 The earth has a history of cyclical flooding. 1.2180 0.03898 133 106 25 2
2065 The brochure said canoes would be available. 1.2180 0.04180 133 108 21 4
2066 Now I see why they call this resort 'Climate Change.' 1.2180 0.04444 133 110 17 6
2067 Remember when we used to be only knee deep in it? 1.2180 0.04180 133 108 21 4
2068 And we still have to listen to the time share yadi yada. 1.2180 0.04180 133 108 21 4
2069 It’s not global; it suddenly got warmer in this spot. 1.2180 0.03749 133 105 27 1
2070 Wake up, Harold! Where's the dog? 1.2180 0.04314 133 109 19 5
2071 Didn't he promise to drain the swamp? 1.2180 0.04571 133 111 15 7
2072 Is that your hand down there ? 1.2180 0.04571 133 111 15 7
2073 I've had it up to here with global warming. 1.2180 0.04180 133 108 21 4
2074 I thought they told us we didn’t need flood insurance 1.2180 0.04042 133 107 23 3
2075 What an effective way to drown my sorrow being with you... 1.2180 0.04180 133 108 21 4
2076 Diehard climate change deniers enjoying a day at the beach. 1.2180 0.04571 133 111 15 7
2077 Psht global warming. 1.2180 0.04314 133 109 19 5
2078 At least the top of Everest isn't as chilly as last century. 1.2180 0.04042 133 107 23 3
2079 I am stow sowned. 1.2180 0.04571 133 111 15 7
2080 At least this is better than staying with my in-laws all expenses paid. 1.2180 0.04571 133 111 15 7
2081 I'm so glad we put a deck on the roof before hurricane season. 1.2180 0.03898 133 106 25 2
2082 Are you sure this is exactly the same spot 40 years ago? 1.2180 0.04042 133 107 23 3
2083 Some vacation Stan, cheap rooms beach adjacent until the tide comes in. 1.2180 0.04042 133 107 23 3
2084 Actually, this sea level rise stuff is very cooling. 1.2180 0.04180 133 108 21 4
2085 I have a feeling we're not in Kansas any more. 1.2180 0.04042 133 107 23 3
2086 Nooooooo. I'm thinking I won't lay out on my towel today. But you go ahead. 1.2180 0.04180 133 108 21 4
2087 I hope that's your foot. 1.2180 0.04180 133 108 21 4
2088 It looks like the tides have turned. 1.2180 0.03898 133 106 25 2
2089 Yes I will. Much more attention to Yelp reviews. 1.2180 0.04180 133 108 21 4
2090 Remember when our backyard was above water? 1.2180 0.04180 133 108 21 4
2091 I told you lakes don't have tides. 1.2180 0.04180 133 108 21 4
2092 Dear, I believe our house is literally Under Water! 1.2180 0.04314 133 109 19 5
2093 How can you mistake Venice, Florida for Venice, Italy, Brad? 1.2180 0.04571 133 111 15 7
2094 Now that you mention it, it does feel a little warmer. Why? 1.2171 0.04112 129 104 22 3
2095 Oceanfront property is NOT what it's cracked up to be... 1.2164 0.04015 134 108 23 3
2096 You finally got your three hundred sixty degree water view. 1.2164 0.04152 134 109 21 4
2097 I told you this Palm Springs ocean front property would pay off. Thank you 'global warming!' 1.2164 0.04015 134 108 23 3
2098 If you like Piña Coladas, and high tide at the Cape... 1.2164 0.04152 134 109 21 4
2099 John, this is the last time I sit with you on the beach where we got engaged years ago. It's time you acknowledged global warming. 1.2164 0.04414 134 111 17 6
2100 This is given high tide a new meaning. 1.2164 0.04152 134 109 21 4
2101 So Harry, do you believe now? 1.2126 0.04127 127 103 21 3
2102 Well, dear, maybe climate change wasn't fake news after all. 1.2126 0.04276 127 104 19 4
2103 Miami is nice this time of year 1.2126 0.04127 127 103 21 3
2104 This will pass, there is NO global warming! 1.2126 0.04694 127 107 13 7
2105 Guess who’s idea it was to get here early? 1.2126 0.04420 127 105 17 5
2106 It's just like going for a swim but without the hassle. 1.2126 0.04127 127 103 21 3
2107 They don't call Wyoming a winter paradise for nothing. 1.2126 0.04559 127 106 15 6
2108 And just what was the date of that paper with the tide table? 1.2126 0.04694 127 107 13 7
2109 I can’t get my mind off the mortgage. 1.2126 0.04127 127 103 21 3
2110 Show some enthusiasm darling, we're global-warming trend setters! 1.2126 0.04127 127 103 21 3
2111 Look at the bright side. Unlike our mortgage, we're not under water. 1.2126 0.04420 127 105 17 5
2112 'Beachfront property', he said... The beach is behind us. 1.2126 0.04127 127 103 21 3
2113 Are you sure they said swim with the dolphins and not live with them? 1.2126 0.04127 127 103 21 3
2114 At least it’s not raining 1.2126 0.04127 127 103 21 3
2115 I tell you our marriage is sinking and this is how you try to save it? 1.2126 0.04276 127 104 19 4
2116 Is that close enough to the water for you? 1.2126 0.04127 127 103 21 3
2117 Aren't we grateful for climate change; it creates a quiet beach. 1.2126 0.03813 127 101 25 1
2118 I felt a nibble. 1.2126 0.04420 127 105 17 5
2119 Why can’t you just enjoy your vacation from the coal mine? Global warming is a hoax invented by the Chinese.....many, many, people say that.....I guarantee 100%.....all the best people agree.... 1.2126 0.04276 127 104 19 4
2120 Arizona wasn't always like this. 1.2126 0.03973 127 102 23 2
2121 The perfect end to the perfect vacation. 1.2126 0.04559 127 106 15 6
2122 This is my favorite time of day. 1.2126 0.04559 127 106 15 6
2123 So much for erosion. 1.2126 0.04276 127 104 19 4
2124 I guess most of the summer people have bailed already. 1.2126 0.04127 127 103 21 3
2125 I got nothin’ 1.2126 0.04559 127 106 15 6
2126 Get with tides, Daniel. 1.2126 0.03973 127 102 23 2
2127 Flash flood warning in your area 1.2126 0.04420 127 105 17 5
2128 I'm hungry, how long before the tide goes out? 1.2126 0.03973 127 102 23 2
2129 Sandcastles. We shall never see their like again. 1.2126 0.04127 127 103 21 3
2130 Are you peeing? 1.2126 0.04559 127 106 15 6
2131 I think now is as good a time as any to tell you - I'm leaving you. 1.2126 0.04420 127 105 17 5
2132 I think we need to reassess our retirement plans! 1.2126 0.04276 127 104 19 4
2133 It said on the website it was water adjacent. 1.2126 0.04127 127 103 21 3
2134 Maybe we shouldn't have let the kids bury your father." 1.2126 0.04420 127 105 17 5
2135 When do those submarine races start, again? It's been thirty years. 1.2126 0.04694 127 107 13 7
2136 Look, dear, an ice breaker is here to save us. 1.2126 0.04420 127 105 17 5
2137 Maybe it's not a Chinese hoax. 1.2126 0.04276 127 104 19 4
2138 "Nuke the Wales"? Really? 1.2126 0.04420 127 105 17 5
2139 President Trump says climate change is a Chinese-inspired Canadian hoax rigged to help the Mexicans take advantage of us. Do you feel moist? 1.2126 0.04276 127 104 19 4
2140 maybe we should have taken that evacuation seriously? 1.2126 0.03973 127 102 23 2
2141 The view is nice but the drinks are watered down. 1.2126 0.04276 127 104 19 4
2142 Do you have a sinking feeling about this? 1.2126 0.04127 127 103 21 3
2143 Mermaids on vacation: so like us. 1.2126 0.04420 127 105 17 5
2144 You just had to save a few bucks and go to the Bahamas during hurricane season, didn't you. 1.2126 0.04276 127 104 19 4
2145 How will we know when the tide is coming back in? 1.2126 0.04420 127 105 17 5
2146 I know you can't see my hand, but I've had it up to here with Global Warming. 1.2126 0.04276 127 104 19 4
2147 I told you not to dig a hole in the sand. 1.2124 0.04611 113 93 16 4
2148 On the plus side, you don't have to wait in line to swim through Pirates of the Caribbean. 1.2109 0.04246 128 105 19 4
2149 Just to let you know, I just peed. 1.2109 0.04526 128 107 15 6
2150 Honey, please tell me that's not you. 1.2109 0.04526 128 107 15 6
2151 Still a hoax? 1.2109 0.04526 128 107 15 6
2152 That isn't my beer. 1.2109 0.04660 128 108 13 7
2153 You left the faucet running again. 1.2109 0.04660 128 108 13 7
2154 I prefer to think about all of the money we're saving on lawn care 1.2109 0.03945 128 103 23 2
2155 Harold, I know you think global warming is a hoax, but would you mind getting me another martini? Extra dry. 1.2109 0.04098 128 104 21 3
2156 We're going to need some more towels.. 1.2109 0.04098 128 104 21 3
2157 If this is really supposed to be proof of global warming, why is the water so cold? 1.2109 0.04246 128 105 19 4
2158 We’re here to report, “Cry me a river” is fake news. 1.2109 0.04388 128 106 17 5
2159 Well, at least, now, you can say you're skinny-dipping. 1.2109 0.04246 128 105 19 4
2160 And you thought moving to Denver would make a difference. 1.2109 0.04098 128 104 21 3
2161 The resistance focussed on shorter term threats. 1.2109 0.03786 128 102 25 1
2162 If it's climate change, then why isn't the water warmer? 1.2109 0.04098 128 104 21 3
2163 The Army Corps of Engineers did a nice job on the dunes. 1.2109 0.04246 128 105 19 4
2164 I think the tide app on my phone is a bit inaccurate. 1.2109 0.04246 128 105 19 4
2165 You still don't want to give up the spot? 1.2109 0.04388 128 106 17 5
2166 you don't think it has to do with climate change do you? 1.2109 0.04388 128 106 17 5
2167 Well, the realtor did say it was “water front”. 1.2109 0.04098 128 104 21 3
2168 YOU'RE THE ONE WHO DIDN'T WANT TO GO TO CALIFORNIA DUE TO THE WILD FIRES, YOU SAID NO PROBLEMS IN FLORIDA JUST A CHANCE OF RAIN... 1.2109 0.04246 128 105 19 4
2169 Honey, can you pass me the beer before it floats away? 1.2109 0.04098 128 104 21 3
2170 Well, they did promise an ocean view... 1.2109 0.04246 128 105 19 4
2171 I’m still not convinced Climate Change is real... 1.2109 0.04246 128 105 19 4
2172 We bought this time share 10 years ago and we are keeping it! 1.2109 0.04246 128 105 19 4
2173 I don't think we should leave our waiter a tip. 1.2109 0.04660 128 108 13 7
2174 Tide's in... 1.2109 0.04098 128 104 21 3
2175 We stopped asking for straws at Starbucks drive thru for nothing 1.2109 0.04246 128 105 19 4
2176 This isn't quite the immersive vacation I had in mind. 1.2109 0.04246 128 105 19 4
2177 I don't get it, this swale had a 5 star rating on Trip Advisor. 1.2109 0.03945 128 103 23 2
2178 It's a beautiful day. Why are you so crabby? 1.2109 0.04246 128 105 19 4
2179 I'm suddenly in the mood to listen to Tina Turner... 1.2109 0.03945 128 103 23 2
2180 You and I have different ideas about the "all inclusive" 1.2109 0.04098 128 104 21 3
2181 Aren’t you enjoying the last warm days of Earth? 1.2109 0.04526 128 107 15 6
2182 Karen, these damn adult diapers don't work anymore. 1.2109 0.04526 128 107 15 6
2183 You and your great package deals! 1.2109 0.04098 128 104 21 3
2184 Just hold it in, Larry. 1.2109 0.04526 128 107 15 6
2185 Jim this is no excuse not to get up and go use a real bathroom. 1.2109 0.04098 128 104 21 3
2186 Say what you will about global warming--Greenland is a great alternative to Cancun! 1.2109 0.03945 128 103 23 2
2187 It's either global warming or the swamp really does need to be drained. 1.2109 0.04098 128 104 21 3
2188 ...a wave but not a blue wave. 1.2109 0.04098 128 104 21 3
2189 Choice of Beach great, reading of tides weak. 1.2109 0.04660 128 108 13 7
2190 We should probably leave before high tide. 1.2109 0.03945 128 103 23 2
2191 Maybe we should have gone to see that Al Gore movie after all. 1.2101 0.04112 119 96 21 2
2192 I sure hope that's your hand. 1.2100 0.04777 100 82 15 3
2193 I don't know. I still think climate change is a hoax. 1.2097 0.04475 124 103 16 5
2194 So, are we just going to sit here and drown before you accept that the climate is changing? 1.2097 0.04620 124 104 14 6
2195 Well, that was a big wave. 1.2097 0.03845 124 99 24 1
2196 I'm starting to re-think my position on global warming. 1.2097 0.04326 124 102 18 4
2197 So,do you still think it's all a Chinese hoax? 1.2097 0.04172 124 101 20 3
2198 So much for climate change being fake news too, 1.2097 0.04475 124 103 16 5
2199 But the president told us last year that rising sea levels was a hoax! 1.2097 0.04172 124 101 20 3
2200 I guess Mother Nature was listening when you said ‘Come hell or high water, we are going to have fun on this trip.’ 1.2097 0.04475 124 103 16 5
2201 Well, they advertized A Short Walk to The Beach, 1.2097 0.04326 124 102 18 4
2202 'Denial won't make this water go away any faster.' 1.2097 0.04326 124 102 18 4
2203 You weren't kidding about the travel agent being a real shark, were you? 1.2097 0.04172 124 101 20 3
2204 Well, you did say you needed one more beach day to tide you over. 1.2097 0.04475 124 103 16 5
2205 It is so nice to be able to sit with someone and just comfortably share a silence. 1.2097 0.04475 124 103 16 5
2206 The fossil fuel investments giveth,and the fossil fuel investments taketh away. 1.2097 0.04326 124 102 18 4
2207 How does China do all of this? 1.2097 0.04475 124 103 16 5
2208 Denial is a river in Egypt 1.2097 0.04326 124 102 18 4
2209 Honey, water we still doing here? 1.2097 0.04172 124 101 20 3
2210 so this is a wet hoax? 1.2097 0.04326 124 102 18 4
2211 Honey, did you shut off the water back at the cabana? 1.2097 0.04012 124 100 22 2
2212 Well, think how much worse it would be if climate change weren't a Chinese hoax. 1.2097 0.04172 124 101 20 3
2213 Oh how the tides have changed... 1.2097 0.04620 124 104 14 6
2214 do you notice anything unusual? 1.2097 0.04172 124 101 20 3
2215 I told you you'd be glad we brought the umbrella. 1.2097 0.04475 124 103 16 5
2216 I just remembered ,I left the water running in the tub upstairs. 1.2097 0.04326 124 102 18 4
2217 We could have stayed at home for this... 1.2097 0.04620 124 104 14 6
2218 At least Al Gore will be pleased. 1.2097 0.04326 124 102 18 4
2219 Darling, when will we start the trickle of trickle-down economics? 1.2097 0.04012 124 100 22 2
2220 Stop it, that tickles. 1.2097 0.04475 124 103 16 5
2221 Okay, you win. The tide is speedy here. 1.2097 0.03671 124 98 26 0
2222 What are you talking about? If he says its drained,its drained! 1.2097 0.04172 124 101 20 3
2223 You say global warmin'. I say new swim holin'. Warmin'. Swim holin'. Let's call the whole thing off. (Really!) 1.2097 0.04475 124 103 16 5
2224 Maybe we should have upgraded. 1.2097 0.04475 124 103 16 5
2225 Sigh...remember when there used to be sand beaches? 1.2097 0.04620 124 104 14 6
2226 Five more minutes? 1.2097 0.04326 124 102 18 4
2227 At least they drained the swamp. 1.2097 0.04475 124 103 16 5
2228 I still do not believe in climate change and rising sea levels. Nobody can convince me otherwise. 1.2097 0.04172 124 101 20 3
2229 I can’t believe you bought this ‘dream vacation with ocean view’ , again ?? 1.2093 0.04216 129 106 19 4
2230 Honey, please tell me that's your hand. 1.2093 0.04494 129 108 15 6
2231 I thought you said French immersion . 1.2093 0.04216 129 106 19 4
2232 Harold, I think I'd like an ice cream cone. 1.2093 0.04357 129 107 17 5
2233 Earl, let's chuck our suits and go skinny dipping. 1.2093 0.04357 129 107 17 5
2234 Should we move the picnic basket? 1.2093 0.03760 129 103 25 1
2235 Wait a minute, are there alligators in Louisiana rivers?! 1.2093 0.04070 129 105 21 3
2236 That had better be your foot on my side of the table. 1.2083 0.03906 120 96 23 1
2237 Global warming is still a myth. 1.2083 0.04082 120 97 21 2
2238 We should have listened to Al Gore 1.2083 0.04718 120 101 13 6
2239 Are you sure a rising tide still lifts all boats? Marilyn Knowles, Chapel Hill, NC 1.2080 0.03645 125 99 26 0
2240 That was nothing. Wait till you see the one in November. 1.2080 0.04443 125 104 16 5
2241 Next time we leave the phones in the car. 1.2080 0.04295 125 103 18 4
2242 Dang... a lot has changed since our honeymoon. 1.2080 0.04443 125 104 16 5
2243 Why does everyone keep talking about climate change? 1.2080 0.04586 125 105 14 6
2244 Didn't Al Gore win that election? 1.2080 0.04142 125 102 20 3
2245 Are you sure this is the spot we met five years ago? 1.2080 0.04142 125 102 20 3
2246 Nothing like a day "in" the beach! 1.2080 0.04142 125 102 20 3
2247 The tide's come in... Just sayin'. 1.2080 0.03983 125 101 22 2
2248 You know, on second thought, I think I will go for a dip.” 1.2080 0.03818 125 100 24 1
2249 It's not about the water, Daniel. It's about your mother. 1.2080 0.04586 125 105 14 6
2250 ...and you said "They probably don't even SELL global warming insurance 1.2080 0.04295 125 103 18 4
2251 Come to think of it,the brochure did mention high tide. 1.2080 0.03983 125 101 22 2
2252 Did you remember to turn off the lights? 1.2080 0.04295 125 103 18 4
2253 I told you I could find some cheap beach front property. 1.2080 0.03818 125 100 24 1
2254 Well I like global warming. Now I don’t even have to bend over to grab a beer. 1.2080 0.03818 125 100 24 1
2255 I don't care- I'm voting for him again in 2020. 1.2080 0.04295 125 103 18 4
2256 Next year we vacation BELOW the Arctic Circle. 1.2080 0.04142 125 102 20 3
2257 How soon will water-sitting be a thing? 1.2080 0.04443 125 104 16 5
2258 You've always said that you wanted seafront property. 1.2080 0.04295 125 103 18 4
2259 I still deny that global warming has anything to do with it. 1.2080 0.04295 125 103 18 4
2260 So much for the myth of global warming! 1.2080 0.04142 125 102 20 3
2261 My gosh, this seafood really is "fresh". 1.2080 0.04443 125 104 16 5
2262 It's not sea-level rise. It's me-level fall. 1.2080 0.04586 125 105 14 6
2263 What climate change? 1.2080 0.04142 125 102 20 3
2264 We should have believed the reports: Oceans are rising 1.2080 0.03983 125 101 22 2
2265 I believe you, dear. This is a prime spot. Now that tide schedule. 1.2080 0.04142 125 102 20 3
2266 Half-immersion is by far the most efficient way of learning Mermaid language. 1.2080 0.04295 125 103 18 4
2267 Good thing we rented the hybrid. We could be drowning otherwise. 1.2080 0.03645 125 99 26 0
2268 Honey - I thought you said 'a nice place on the water, not IN the water' 1.2080 0.04443 125 104 16 5
2269 It’s your damn hairsprays fault! 1.2080 0.04295 125 103 18 4
2270 Well looky here, all this water and my beer’s still dry... 1.2066 0.04052 121 98 21 2
2271 Isn't it enough that our house is underwater? 1.2063 0.04552 126 106 14 6
2272 Well, they say you never go to the same beach twice. 1.2063 0.03955 126 102 22 2
2273 These rising sea levels are seriously hampering my tan 1.2063 0.04264 126 104 18 4
2274 What do you mean, now we're underwater twice? 1.2063 0.04264 126 104 18 4
2275 Book the trip to Antarctica way in advance," you said. 1.2063 0.04410 126 105 16 5
2276 So, do you care to share your thoughts on global warming with me one more time? 1.2063 0.03955 126 102 22 2
2277 So, you still don’t believe in global warming? 1.2063 0.03955 126 102 22 2
2278 Thank God we republicans know it’s a big hoax. 1.2063 0.04112 126 103 20 3
2279 Be thankful it’s not waste water... 1.2063 0.04112 126 103 20 3
2280 I thought I requested some Origami! 1.2063 0.03955 126 102 22 2
2281 I was OK with the couples mani-pedi but the toothless carp are killin' me! 1.2063 0.04264 126 104 18 4
2282 At least we have that block of tickets for Hamilton this evening. 1.2063 0.04112 126 103 20 3
2283 Honey, can you explain global warming to me again? Mick O’Kane Melbourne, Australia 1.2063 0.04552 126 106 14 6
2284 Ya, ya, ya, climate change shlimate change 1.2063 0.04264 126 104 18 4
2285 Was it worth the wade? 1.2063 0.04410 126 105 16 5
2286 What does your Fox News say about this? 1.2063 0.04410 126 105 16 5
2287 No, that WASN'T my hand. 1.2063 0.03955 126 102 22 2
2288 If you think this is bad, you should see this place at high tide. 1.2063 0.04552 126 106 14 6
2289 Leave it to you to wait until hurricane season. 1.2063 0.04264 126 104 18 4
2290 So, what's the big deal? Aren't we sitting on the same spot where the pool used to be? 1.2063 0.04264 126 104 18 4
2291 This will do until the tide comes in. 1.2063 0.04264 126 104 18 4
2292 Okay, I'll give in on climate change, but I still don't get the alarmists. 1.2063 0.03955 126 102 22 2
2293 When will you learn, Harry, that you get what you pay for? 1.2063 0.03955 126 102 22 2
2294 I'm suing the hotel. There's hardly any beach here. 1.2063 0.04264 126 104 18 4
2295 We shouldn't have smoked that "High Tide" strain. 1.2063 0.04410 126 105 16 5
2296 Maybe we should turn the umbrella upside down. 1.2063 0.04112 126 103 20 3
2297 F&*@,ing climate change! 1.2063 0.04264 126 104 18 4
2298 Mildred I told you they weren’t B.S.in about global warming! 1.2063 0.03955 126 102 22 2
2299 She: The water’s a bit chilly today. He: well, you have to remember, this is Antarctica. 1.2063 0.04264 126 104 18 4
2300 You left the bath running. 1.2063 0.04264 126 104 18 4
2301 Of course I’m sure. Climate change is a myth. Also sky squiggles. Sky squiggles don’t exist. 1.2063 0.04264 126 104 18 4
2302 "I'm telling you... this Global Warming thing just doesn't exist." 1.2063 0.04264 126 104 18 4
2303 Alright, maybe Alaska has warmed a little... 1.2063 0.04112 126 103 20 3
2304 Well, you said to get one with a big motor; I didn't think to ask if it floats. 1.2063 0.04552 126 106 14 6
2305 "This is so much better than sand in your toes or up your bathing suit. 1.2063 0.04112 126 103 20 3
2306 Are we having fun yet? 1.2063 0.04264 126 104 18 4
2307 I told you "Global warming is real"! 1.2063 0.04410 126 105 16 5
2308 I told you we wouldn’t be submerged. 1.2063 0.04410 126 105 16 5
2309 Husband: Honestly Honey, this will be beautiful once they have drained the swamp. Wife: But Hank, we have been sat here since January last year! 1.2063 0.04112 126 103 20 3
2310 Do they serve gin and tonic here?" "No, it's a dry zone. 1.2063 0.04953 126 109 8 9
2311 When did you say the tide comes in? 1.2063 0.04264 126 104 18 4
2312 It's the humidity, not the heat 1.2063 0.04112 126 103 20 3
2313 Where should we go on our next "Global Warming" Vacations"? 1.2063 0.04264 126 104 18 4
2314 They should start calling it 'Global Wetting'" 1.2063 0.04112 126 103 20 3
2315 Why do New Yorkers retire in Florida again, Bernie? 1.2063 0.04112 126 103 20 3
2316 I need my sunscreen and its in my purse. Would you mind grabbing it, i left it under your chair. 1.2063 0.04264 126 104 18 4
2317 This is the”Rooftop condo with ocean view” from Airbnb? 1.2063 0.03955 126 102 22 2
2318 So is this a tropical depression? 1.2063 0.04552 126 106 14 6
2319 Hmm, seven letters, starts with "ts", ends with "i". No, nothing comes to mind. 1.2063 0.04689 126 107 12 7
2320 Who was it that said something about time and tide? 1.2049 0.04187 122 100 19 3
2321 Well, the upside is that we no longer have to see Dershowitz sunbathing in the nude. 1.2047 0.04378 127 106 16 5
2322 Wait until September, you said. The crowds will be gone, you said. The hurricanes only come in the summer, you said. 1.2047 0.04083 127 104 20 3
2323 Only frogs actually boil. Right? 1.2047 0.04233 127 105 18 4
2324 Look on the bright side, honey. With climate change, we don't even have to leave our beach chairs to go for a swim. 1.2047 0.03927 127 103 22 2
2325 the ad DID say ocean view... 1.2047 0.04233 127 105 18 4
2326 So this is Houston. 1.2047 0.04378 127 106 16 5
2327 Damn global warming. 1.2047 0.04378 127 106 16 5
2328 Pretty soon you won't need a bathing suit either. 1.2047 0.04519 127 107 14 6
2329 I find the affects of global warming to be a lot more relaxing that I thought they'd be. 1.2047 0.03927 127 103 22 2
2330 I've had it up to here with your poor planning. 1.2047 0.04378 127 106 16 5
2331 Global warming is everything they said it would be. 1.2047 0.04378 127 106 16 5
2332 They really need to drain the swamp. 1.2047 0.04233 127 105 18 4
2333 Didn't there used to be a glacier out there? 1.2047 0.03927 127 103 22 2
2334 That whole global warming theory was thrown out back in 2018. Let it go already. 1.2047 0.03927 127 103 22 2
2335 I'm beginning to believe that the changing climate will affect how we live. 1.2047 0.04378 127 106 16 5
2336 Low tide sure ain't what it used to be. 1.2047 0.04083 127 104 20 3
2337 Believe in climate change now? 1.2047 0.04378 127 106 16 5
2338 I can only imagine that your whistle is wet. 1.2047 0.04378 127 106 16 5
2339 So... if it gets up to our necks, we're outa here. 1.2047 0.04083 127 104 20 3
2340 Does thermal expansion of sea water and melting of land ice ring a bell? 1.2047 0.04233 127 105 18 4
2341 But President Trump says that global warming is NOT happening! 1.2047 0.04655 127 108 12 7
2342 See Bob, I TOLD you sea levels were rising. 1.2047 0.04519 127 107 14 6
2343 You know, there just might be something to this “global warming” thing I’ve been reading about. 1.2047 0.03764 127 102 24 1
2344 I guess an ocean view is included 1.2047 0.03927 127 103 22 2
2345 ...why does the water feel suddenly warm? 1.2047 0.04083 127 104 20 3
2346 Al Gore was right. 1.2047 0.04233 127 105 18 4
2347 It'll be easier to watch the kids from here. 1.2047 0.04378 127 106 16 5
2348 That reminds me - I think I left the oven on. 1.2047 0.04378 127 106 16 5
2349 I told you we don't need both hats and an umbrella. 1.2047 0.04083 127 104 20 3
2350 I told you, tide charts are not fake news! 1.2047 0.04519 127 107 14 6
2351 Don't say global warming again ... please don't. 1.2047 0.04083 127 104 20 3
2352 On the positive side if we have to go, we no longer have to look for a bathroom. 1.2047 0.04378 127 106 16 5
2353 Low tide, high tide. You're the one who wanted to feel the water between your toes! 1.2047 0.04378 127 106 16 5
2354 Global warming is real, but it doesn’t seem to be helping our relationship. 1.2047 0.04083 127 104 20 3
2355 When the tide goes out, wave goodbye. 1.2047 0.03927 127 103 22 2
2356 Still glad they drained the swamp? 1.2047 0.04519 127 107 14 6
2357 Maybe there is something to the ice caps melting after all... 1.2047 0.04378 127 106 16 5
2358 Honey, did someone forget to drain the swamp? 1.2047 0.04083 127 104 20 3
2359 So then, what's your Tide story? 1.2047 0.04083 127 104 20 3
2360 I'd be more inclined to dismiss this as the effect of climate change if this weren't low tide. 1.2034 0.03721 118 94 24 0
2361 So this is what you meant when you said we were in hot water with our landlord. 1.2034 0.04265 118 97 18 3
2362 I've sent away for Ark plans. 1.2034 0.04092 118 96 20 2
2363 Well, the martinis have been especially dry this holiday 1.2034 0.03911 118 95 22 1
2364 Did you notice that new dam up the road? 1.2034 0.04092 118 96 20 2
2365 You know John, I think I've had it upmto here. 1.2034 0.04432 118 98 16 4
2366 Apparently 'Global Warming' doesn't believe in the 'Trickle Down Effect'. 1.2034 0.04265 118 97 18 3
2367 Wasn't there a hotdog stand ten feet from here last year? 1.2034 0.04265 118 97 18 3
2368 They said one day Pittsburgh would be beach front property... 1.2034 0.03911 118 95 22 1
2369 Well, yes, it is Everest. But I still say global warming's a hoax. 1.2034 0.04265 118 97 18 3
2370 American Climate Skeptic" by Rant Goo 1.2034 0.04092 118 96 20 2
2371 When's the tide going to lift your boat? 1.2031 0.04054 128 105 20 3
2372 At least we don't need to put sunscreen on our feet. 1.2031 0.04203 128 106 18 4
2373 Don’t litter. It’s already mad. 1.2031 0.04347 128 107 16 5
2374 Something was different last summer. I just can't put my finger on it. 1.2031 0.04203 128 106 18 4
2375 I hope this isn't low tide! 1.2031 0.04054 128 105 20 3
2376 I think our marriage is sinking, Mike. 1.2031 0.04203 128 106 18 4
2377 Probably will only need half the sunscreen we brought. 1.2031 0.04054 128 105 20 3
2378 Ahh Utah!!! 1.2031 0.04347 128 107 16 5
2379 Would you feel around for the oars dear. 1.2017 0.04233 119 98 18 3
2380 I said the "French Riviera" not the "Fish River Area". 1.2017 0.04233 119 98 18 3
2381 After that last beer, Stephen, I'm experiencing a little local warming 1.2017 0.04398 119 99 16 4
2382 Every day life seems more and more like a Samuel Beckett play. 1.2017 0.04398 119 99 16 4
2383 Tell me again how Groupon described this deal. . . 1.2017 0.04061 119 97 20 2
2384 Who knew global warming could be so refreshing? 1.2017 0.04233 119 98 18 3
2385 Well, you always wanted an ocean front property. 1.2017 0.04398 119 99 16 4
2386 Do you think they've grown up and gone off to college? Or should we wait a little longer? 1.2017 0.04061 119 97 20 2
2387 Tell me again what a great deal you got on this boat. 1.2017 0.04233 119 98 18 3
2388 Sunbathing 1.2017 0.04061 119 97 20 2
2389 This is the last time we accept free vacation for a time-share pitch. 1.2017 0.04061 119 97 20 2
2390 There is a tide in the affairs of men, which taken at the flood, leads to ...misfortune. 1.2017 0.04557 119 100 14 5
2391 The wading is the hardest part. 1.2017 0.04398 119 99 16 4
2392 I think it felt cooler last summer. 1.2017 0.04233 119 98 18 3
2393 I thought you said you checked the global warming forecast for today. 1.2017 0.04557 119 100 14 5
2394 I told you we shouldn't have waited until 2030 for our beachfront vacation. 1.2017 0.04711 119 101 12 6
2395 Are you sure this was our favorite spot? 1.2017 0.04233 119 98 18 3
2396 Move that hand, Edward. People can see us. 1.2017 0.04398 119 99 16 4
2397 No, Harold, high tide isn't a beer brand they were going to be selling at the beach this afternoon. 1.2017 0.04061 119 97 20 2
2398 That`s it. We’re selling the timeshare. 1.2017 0.04398 119 99 16 4
2399 It's a hoax." 1.2017 0.04557 119 100 14 5
2400 Well Bob... I guess it’s time to move. 1.2017 0.04061 119 97 20 2
2401 Don’t tell me we paid extra for an ocean view. 1.2017 0.04398 119 99 16 4
2402 What was the name of that Blondie song? 1.2017 0.04557 119 100 14 5
2403 Repeat after me: Global warming is fake news. Apres moi le deluge. 1.2017 0.04398 119 99 16 4
2404 On the plus side, there are no water moccasins here. 1.2017 0.04557 119 100 14 5
2405 This must be evidence for evidence-based climate change. 1.2017 0.04061 119 97 20 2
2406 Coming to a neighborhood near you! 1.2017 0.04557 119 100 14 5
2407 Low tides aren’t what they used to be.” 1.2017 0.04233 119 98 18 3
2408 A hoax huh! 1.2017 0.04233 119 98 18 3
2409 Won't need sunscreen on our legs today my love. 1.2017 0.03882 119 96 22 1
2410 This immersive play seems too literal. 1.2017 0.04398 119 99 16 4
2411 Nothing better than feeling the sand between your toes 1.2017 0.04233 119 98 18 3
2412 Hal, is that you playing footsies? 1.2017 0.04711 119 101 12 6
2413 No, I don't believe in global warming. Why do you ask? 1.2017 0.04233 119 98 18 3
2414 Last time I book a Climate Change Special. 1.2017 0.03694 119 95 24 0
2415 I told you to get that GPS checked before we left. 1.2017 0.04398 119 99 16 4
2416 Greenhouse gases, I presume... 1.2017 0.04398 119 99 16 4
2417 They weren’t kidding when they said this property was waterfront. 1.2017 0.04233 119 98 18 3
2418 We really should stop staring at our phones so much. 1.2017 0.04233 119 98 18 3
2419 The new "climate change tan lines" are all the rage... 1.2017 0.04398 119 99 16 4
2420 Uhm... We are just standing here while people are desperately trying to caption this. 1.2017 0.03882 119 96 22 1
2421 I've been seeing your brother.... 1.2017 0.04061 119 97 20 2
2422 I always imagined melting glaciers would be colder. 1.2017 0.04061 119 97 20 2
2423 This is your idea of 'great again'? 1.2017 0.04398 119 99 16 4
2424 I feel as if the good times are ebbing. 1.2017 0.04398 119 99 16 4
2425 You know, global warming is just an invention of the coastal elite. 1.2017 0.04233 119 98 18 3
2426 Where is that waiter? 1.2017 0.04398 119 99 16 4
2427 At least no one will notice I didn't buy a new swimsuit this year." 1.2017 0.04233 119 98 18 3
2428 OK, honey, this has convinced me. I guess now that global warming is "a thing." 1.2017 0.04233 119 98 18 3
2429 One perk of climate change is this free hot tub. 1.2017 0.04233 119 98 18 3
2430 I swear, this spot was so much better ten years ago. 1.2017 0.04398 119 99 16 4
2431 Another foot and we will have to revisit the "hoax" hypothesis. 1.2017 0.04233 119 98 18 3
2432 'Low tide isn't what it used to be.' 1.2017 0.03882 119 96 22 1
2433 Is this part of his new environmental protection policy? 1.2017 0.03882 119 96 22 1
2434 Glamping: Aqua Edition 1.2017 0.03882 119 96 22 1
2435 Well at least I remembered to put sunscreen on. 1.2017 0.04061 119 97 20 2
2436 I told you getting extra ice in your margarita would water it down 1.2017 0.04233 119 98 18 3
2437 This global warming is taking all the fun out of going to the beach. 1.2017 0.04398 119 99 16 4
2438 What do you mean this is low tide? 1.2017 0.04557 119 100 14 5
2439 Let me get this straight, we have to comment on the waterproof furniture before viewing the time share? 1.2017 0.04233 119 98 18 3
2440 Is it me or did that tide came in faster than usual? 1.2017 0.04398 119 99 16 4
2441 Beachfront in Akron is nice, but I'm voting against Climate Change. 1.2017 0.04398 119 99 16 4
2442 Well, they were right about a nice view of the lake. 1.2017 0.04233 119 98 18 3
2443 This is either the wrath of God or we did it to ourselves. Either way, the hotel is non-refundable. 1.2017 0.04557 119 100 14 5
2444 I called the realtor this morning and she said global warming listings are really moving at the moment. 1.2017 0.04233 119 98 18 3
2445 The Anderson’s forgot one important thing in testing whether a rising tide lifts all boats. 1.2017 0.04398 119 99 16 4
2446 I’m getting kind of chilly. Perhaps we could use a little bit of that good old Global Warming. 1.2017 0.04233 119 98 18 3
2447 A couple more iceburgs melt and the summer will be ruined! 1.2017 0.03882 119 96 22 1
2448 You think there might be something to this global warming thing after all? 1.2017 0.04233 119 98 18 3
2449 This Chinese hoax gets more elaborate every year. 1.2017 0.04061 119 97 20 2
2450 What happens when our president misses the toilet: 1.2017 0.04859 119 102 10 7
2451 I should have married someone shorter than me. 1.2017 0.04061 119 97 20 2
2452 Well, water is better than debt. 1.2017 0.04398 119 99 16 4
2453 I still think global warming is a bunch of hog wash. 1.2017 0.04233 119 98 18 3
2454 I didn't think it would rain this hard with the sun out. 1.2017 0.04398 119 99 16 4
2455 Next year let's take our vacation AFTER the monsoon season. 1.2017 0.04398 119 99 16 4
2456 You wanted to try the global warming discount. 1.2017 0.03882 119 96 22 1
2457 YOU insisted that we come to the usual place! 1.2017 0.04061 119 97 20 2
2458 You're the one who thought the High Tide Inn would be quaint. 1.2017 0.04398 119 99 16 4
2459 I thought you said, "Hi, tide!"...not "High tide!" 1.2017 0.04233 119 98 18 3
2460 What does it take to convince you about climate change?" 1.2017 0.03882 119 96 22 1
2461 Next time we use a different vacation apt! 1.2017 0.04398 119 99 16 4
2462 Looking on the good side, it will be an excellent test of how well we packed the pastrami sandwiches. 1.2017 0.04398 119 99 16 4
2463 I think something just brushed against my leg 1.2017 0.03882 119 96 22 1
2464 Remember when we were kids in BCC-before climate change? 1.2017 0.04398 119 99 16 4
2465 So glad we got that underwater loan, Harry. 1.2017 0.04398 119 99 16 4
2466 Where is our cabana boy when we need him? 1.2017 0.04233 119 98 18 3
2467 That was fast. So there goes Greenland, I guess. 1.2017 0.04233 119 98 18 3
2468 That reminds me, the sump pump in the basement is on the fritz again. 1.2017 0.04557 119 100 14 5
2469 Was that this year’s tide chart you looked at? 1.2017 0.04061 119 97 20 2
2470 I thought the brochure said the cabana was "on the water" not "in" it. 1.2017 0.04061 119 97 20 2
2471 Enjoy an affordable, romantic getaway at the Tide Inn. 1.2017 0.04233 119 98 18 3
2472 And you still believe the 3% of climate scientists who say climate change is bogus and not caused by human beings.... 1.2017 0.04061 119 97 20 2
2473 It feels warmer than last year. 1.2017 0.04061 119 97 20 2
2474 Maybe we ought to sell our stake in our time share before word gets out that this is no longer beach FRONT property. 1.2017 0.04398 119 99 16 4
2475 I guess time and tide really do wait for no man. 1.2017 0.04233 119 98 18 3
2476 I dunno Bob, maybe this "climate change" thing isn't just a fad. 1.2017 0.04061 119 97 20 2
2477 Septic Springs summer 2018 1.2017 0.04398 119 99 16 4
2478 The pamphlet said a pool was included 1.2017 0.04061 119 97 20 2
2479 There is no global warming, there is no global warming.. 1.2017 0.04398 119 99 16 4
2480 The ice caps are warmer than I thought they'd be. 1.2017 0.04398 119 99 16 4
2481 Global warming is such a plus. Look what it has done for us in Alaska. 1.2017 0.04398 119 99 16 4
2482 Well, at least we don't have to worry where the bathroom is. 1.2017 0.03882 119 96 22 1
2483 John this is not what I meant when I said I wanted an above ground pool 1.2000 0.04522 120 101 14 5
2484 ‘And the Shape of Water is playing tonight’ 1.2000 0.04201 120 99 18 3
2485 Not sure I thought a great view of the ocean looked like this... 1.2000 0.04674 120 102 12 6
2486 I've always felt that global warming isn't a big deal, but losing my smartphone is hell. 1.2000 0.04714 100 83 14 3
2487 Well, they violated the "No Wake" restriction, but it did wash the sand out of my shorts. 1.2000 0.04364 120 100 16 4
2488 I knew Florida has a beach erosion problem, but I didn't know it was happening this fast. 1.2000 0.04201 120 99 18 3
2489 I call it a silver lining. Rising sea levels are certainly cooling us off. 1.2000 0.04201 120 99 18 3
2490 No more fighting the crowds on our favorite beach! And we're saving on sunscreen, too! 1.2000 0.04522 120 101 14 5
2491 You were the one who wanted to vacation in Kansas. 1.2000 0.04364 120 100 16 4
2492 Well, the website did say "on the water". 1.2000 0.04495 100 82 16 2
2493 I know you said we were underwater with our retirement planning... 1.2000 0.04364 120 100 16 4
2494 Did you confuse reading your tide charts with your stock listings again? 1.2000 0.04714 100 83 14 3
2495 I’m afraid my iced tea has become watered down. 1.2000 0.04522 120 101 14 5
2496 On the bright side, you no longer have to go on a diet to play beach vollyball 1.2000 0.04364 120 100 16 4
2497 If I laughed at you when you said that our property in Litchfield County was going to be beachfront some day, I'm sorry. 1.2000 0.05125 100 85 10 5
2498 I thought he was going to drain the swamp. 1.2000 0.04522 120 101 14 5
2499 Oh, come on! That global warming hooey is just...wait, is that Greenland? 1.2000 0.04714 100 83 14 3
2500 Don't worry, hun. If you're too bashful for the nude beach, we'll just stay out here. 1.2000 0.04201 120 99 18 3
2501 Please tell me your conservative views on climate change again. 1.2000 0.03767 125 101 23 1
2502 Water, water everywhere, not a drop to drink 1.2000 0.04364 120 100 16 4
2503 Did you see the news report about the glaciers melting in Antarctica? 1.1983 0.03914 116 94 21 1
2504 Rather than complain about global warming, be thankful that the 1% give the rest of us one day off a year. 1.1982 0.04011 111 90 20 1
2505 Would you like another sandwich, dear? 1.1966 0.04581 117 99 13 5
2506 What you don't know about tides could fill an ocean. 1.1966 0.04417 117 98 15 4
2507 It's not the heat I mind, it's the humidity. 1.1966 0.04070 117 96 19 2
2508 Well Stan, we won't be going to dinner with the Morose's again, all the hullabaloo about climate change. 1.1966 0.03884 117 95 21 1
2509 Bay of no Fundy is more like it. 1.1966 0.04417 117 98 15 4
2510 I am so pleased Climate Change is not real!!! 1.1966 0.04070 117 96 19 2
2511 I thought Montana would be safe a little longer. 1.1966 0.04247 117 97 17 3
2512 I've just been feeling a little washed up lately, ya know? 1.1966 0.04417 117 98 15 4
2513 I said I could go for a Mai Tai 1.1966 0.04581 117 99 13 5
2514 So this is global warming in Miami." 1.1966 0.04247 117 97 17 3
2515 Gosh, if only we’d bought that hybrid. 1.1966 0.04581 117 99 13 5
2516 It's no picnic for me either. 1.1966 0.04581 117 99 13 5
2517 I think we slept a little longer than we intended. 1.1966 0.03690 117 94 23 0
2518 This water is so cold. Where is your global warming dear fake news? 1.1966 0.04581 117 99 13 5
2519 I’m tidal bored 1.1966 0.04070 117 96 19 2
2520 What would Gatsby do? 1.1966 0.04417 117 98 15 4
2521 You don't need to keep your finger in that dyke, you said. Everything will be fine, you said... 1.1966 0.04247 117 97 17 3
2522 Global Warming, Dear,Global Warming. 1.1966 0.04247 117 97 17 3
2523 I do like the sunny weather that comes with global warming. 1.1966 0.04070 117 96 19 2
2524 I know we saved a few dollars... but next time let's not travel here during monsoon season. 1.1966 0.04247 117 97 17 3
2525 ...ain’t no mountain high enough... 1.1966 0.04581 117 99 13 5
2526 Do you still believe that climate change is a hoax? 1.1966 0.04247 117 97 17 3
2527 I told you there was something fishy about the low rent. 1.1966 0.04070 117 96 19 2
2528 Get used to it. You know. Global warming. Oceans rising. Crap like that. Yada, yada. 1.1966 0.04417 117 98 15 4
2529 Trump says global warming is a hoax so our patio must just be really humid today. 1.1966 0.04247 117 97 17 3
2530 If we only built that wall. 1.1966 0.04247 117 97 17 3
2531 I told you it was true! Sea levels are still rising! 1.1966 0.04581 117 99 13 5
2532 Pull out of the Paris Agreement and the next thing you know it's time to redraw the district. 1.1966 0.04247 117 97 17 3
2533 Well dove, on the bright side I suppose we can now list the “Time-Share” as beach front property. 1.1966 0.04247 117 97 17 3
2534 The American Dream 1.1966 0.04247 117 97 17 3
2535 Climate change is overrated 1.1966 0.04417 117 98 15 4
2536 Do you have my iphone? 1.1966 0.04581 117 99 13 5
2537 Honey, Led Zeppelin is the last thing I want to hear right now. 1.1966 0.04070 117 96 19 2
2538 Over all, we're pleased with the rental, a real bargain. And come high tide, you can't beat the view from the roof deck. 1.1966 0.04070 117 96 19 2
2539 What did I tell you? It's not hot at all. 1.1966 0.04070 117 96 19 2
2540 Fenwick, you just had to book this "alternative water" trip, didn't you? 1.1966 0.04070 117 96 19 2
2541 Still sure this lot is buildable? 1.1966 0.04070 117 96 19 2
2542 Do the waiters at this bar wear dorsal fins? 1.1966 0.04417 117 98 15 4
2543 Ok fine, I'll admit the tide is coming in. 1.1966 0.04247 117 97 17 3
2544 Dahling, are you still going to deny climate change? 1.1966 0.04417 117 98 15 4
2545 He yelled 'tsunami'. Does that mean high tide? 1.1966 0.04247 117 97 17 3
2546 Can’t believe you left the towels in the car. 1.1966 0.04247 117 97 17 3
2547 This isn't right. 1.1966 0.04247 117 97 17 3
2548 I told you we'll only need half as much suntan lotion at this beach 1.1966 0.04247 117 97 17 3
2549 If that's not you playing footsie, it is time to pack up. 1.1966 0.04070 117 96 19 2
2550 I told you that global warming was going to catch up with us. 1.1966 0.04070 117 96 19 2
2551 I know this was beach last summer! 1.1966 0.04070 117 96 19 2
2552 Honey...I told you this was going to be water-front property.. 1.1966 0.04417 117 98 15 4
2553 Want some of my fries? 1.1966 0.04417 117 98 15 4
2554 That's no excuse for not recycling. 1.1966 0.04070 117 96 19 2
2555 Well, I think it’s time we high tide it outta here. 1.1966 0.04417 117 98 15 4
2556 I told you we should've gotten here before global warming took over. 1.1966 0.04417 117 98 15 4
2557 At least we don't need a bathroom 1.1966 0.04417 117 98 15 4
2558 When I said let’s go for a little dip, this is not what I had in mind. 1.1966 0.03884 117 95 21 1
2559 Are you still happy you paid extra for waterfront seating? 1.1966 0.04892 117 101 9 7
2560 Honey, what was the name of that Al Gore movie the nieghbors mentioned? 1.1966 0.04070 117 96 19 2
2561 I didn't know denying climate change would make me so pruny. 1.1966 0.04070 117 96 19 2
2562 I can’t imagine what high tide looks like 1.1966 0.04417 117 98 15 4
2563 I guess climate change doesn't care about our anniversary traditions... 1.1966 0.04417 117 98 15 4
2564 Remind me to get flood insurance. 1.1966 0.04417 117 98 15 4
2565 Talk to your doctor today about treatment options for overactive bladder. 1.1966 0.04417 117 98 15 4
2566 We're going to need to replace our map in a few years. 1.1966 0.04070 117 96 19 2
2567 Rising sea levels? Impossible! We just sat too close to the edge. 1.1966 0.04247 117 97 17 3
2568 This isn’t what I meant when I said a mainstream vacation... 1.1966 0.04739 117 100 11 6
2569 I assume this is included in the resort fee? 1.1966 0.04070 117 96 19 2
2570 Oh great, quicksand. And you thought that was just a '70s TV plot device. 1.1966 0.04070 117 96 19 2
2571 What global warming? It definitely feels cooler on the beach this summer. 1.1966 0.04417 117 98 15 4
2572 looks like I told you so, again 1.1966 0.04739 117 100 11 6
2573 Just three more hours, and this spot will be perfect! 1.1966 0.04070 117 96 19 2
2574 I guess the ice caps really are melting...Alexa, play Despacito. 1.1966 0.04247 117 97 17 3
2575 Maybe we shouldn't have asked to be seated in the Denier Section. 1.1966 0.04739 117 100 11 6
2576 They say check-in is at low tide. 1.1966 0.04417 117 98 15 4
2577 I guess I misunderstood the concept of the 'Climate Change Tour'. 1.1966 0.03884 117 95 21 1
2578 No Harry this is not a Sandles Resort it’s a Sandless Resort. 1.1966 0.04417 117 98 15 4
2579 Blind Date? 1.1966 0.04247 117 97 17 3
2580 I'm not sure we can wait the 2 hours after eating. 1.1966 0.04247 117 97 17 3
2581 If you pee now, we can sit through one more high tide. 1.1966 0.04417 117 98 15 4
2582 And you still say Global Warming is a hoax? 1.1966 0.04581 117 99 13 5
2583 The beach at the 21st century theme park. 1.1966 0.04581 117 99 13 5
2584 I think it is time for us to call our real estate agent. 1.1966 0.04070 117 96 19 2
2585 Bob, this isn’t what our therapist meant by compromise. 1.1966 0.03884 117 95 21 1
2586 Did you remember to turn the sink off before we left? 1.1966 0.04247 117 97 17 3
2587 The brochure didn't mention anything about global warming. 1.1966 0.04247 117 97 17 3
2588 It's high, but, at least it's not red. 1.1966 0.04417 117 98 15 4
2589 The tide will tell if I’m naked 1.1966 0.04247 117 97 17 3
2590 You said the swamp would be drained by now. 1.1966 0.03884 117 95 21 1
2591 'Perspective is everything.' 1.1966 0.03690 117 94 23 0
2592 I can see the widow's walk of our old house from here. 1.1966 0.04247 117 97 17 3
2593 We bought this with the fossil fuel investment money. 1.1966 0.04581 117 99 13 5
2594 This climate change hoax is awfully realistic. 1.1966 0.04070 117 96 19 2
2595 Honey... I think I'm beginning to understand that mortgage thing a bit better now. 1.1966 0.04070 117 96 19 2
2596 Due to global warming, Arizona now has some very valuable beachfront property. 1.1966 0.04247 117 97 17 3
2597 ... the mystery is it only happens during Super Bowl halftime. 1.1966 0.04417 117 98 15 4
2598 The photos were deceiving. 1.1966 0.04070 117 96 19 2
2599 Well, i guess climate change isn't as bad as they make it out to be! 1.1966 0.04247 117 97 17 3
2600 Well, you can scratch "long walks on the beach" off your honey-do list. 1.1966 0.03884 117 95 21 1
2601 So do we still think a house by the water is a good long-term investment? 1.1966 0.04247 117 97 17 3
2602 Don't litter, Dear. 1.1966 0.04070 117 96 19 2
2603 I'm thinking that next time we go with a different travel agency. 1.1966 0.04070 117 96 19 2
2604 I told you global warming isn't a made up Fox thing. 1.1966 0.04247 117 97 17 3
2605 What a perfect day to go for a swim! 1.1966 0.04070 117 96 19 2
2606 It's just not fun anymore, John. 1.1966 0.04581 117 99 13 5
2607 Now do you believe in global warming? 1.1966 0.04070 117 96 19 2
2608 You have arrived at your destination 1.1966 0.04247 117 97 17 3
2609 I told you we should’ve left earlier. 1.1966 0.04070 117 96 19 2
2610 I've been told back then beaches were sand only. How awful! 1.1966 0.04247 117 97 17 3
2611 I've almost had it up to here with you! 1.1966 0.04739 117 100 11 6
2612 Waterfront retirement living seemed like a good idea. 1.1966 0.04417 117 98 15 4
2613 The ad did say 'Waterfront Property'.. 1.1966 0.04070 117 96 19 2
2614 Does the sunken cost fallacy still apply if the water comes to you? 1.1966 0.04247 117 97 17 3
2615 I was hoping for more sun, and less bathing. 1.1966 0.04581 117 99 13 5
2616 Have you seen the waterproof sunblock? 1.1966 0.03884 117 95 21 1
2617 I used to love that 'Tide is high' Blondie song. 1.1966 0.04247 117 97 17 3
2618 Strangely, the tide went unnoticed until the beer started to float. 1.1966 0.04417 117 98 15 4
2619 There is no such thing as global warming. 1.1966 0.04417 117 98 15 4
2620 Yeah but wait'll you see how much we can sell this spot for in about 11 hours. 1.1966 0.04247 117 97 17 3
2621 Wow! That global warming is happening fast! 1.1966 0.04247 117 97 17 3
2622 Is this global warming thing supposed to happen so quickly? 1.1966 0.04247 117 97 17 3
2623 You were right; this is much better than waiting in the restroom line. 1.1966 0.04581 117 99 13 5
2624 The Martin's Hurrication 2018 1.1966 0.04417 117 98 15 4
2625 Misleading web site" is generous 1.1966 0.03884 117 95 21 1
2626 It’s real. 1.1966 0.04417 117 98 15 4
2627 It's not as much fun since they drained the swamp. 1.1966 0.04247 117 97 17 3
2628 Is that right, Bob? Well then, the Chinese sure are taking their hoax seriously.” 1.1966 0.04070 117 96 19 2
2629 We've made this way too easy for the sharks. 1.1966 0.03884 117 95 21 1
2630 This must be another Chinese hoax. 1.1966 0.03884 117 95 21 1
2631 Global Warming 2018 1.1966 0.04070 117 96 19 2
2632 I couldn't refute the science, but that Al Gore is just so smug that I didn't want to believe him. 1.1966 0.04070 117 96 19 2
2633 Just a fluke. There's no climate change. 1.1966 0.04070 117 96 19 2
2634 Ralph's solution for an aunt-free picnic. 1.1966 0.04247 117 97 17 3
2635 You're right, this doesn't make any sense. Maybe the artist can't draw legs. 1.1966 0.04070 117 96 19 2
2636 Rising sea levels? Fine with me. 1.1966 0.04070 117 96 19 2
2637 Honey, I think the tides are changing." "It's the times, John. 1.1966 0.04070 117 96 19 2
2638 Climate change is a hoax, huh Vic? 1.1966 0.04070 117 96 19 2
2639 So we're the only ones who showed up for the high-tide suicide pact? 1.1966 0.04581 117 99 13 5
2640 What a lovely day! And to think some people are still on about global warming. 1.1966 0.04247 117 97 17 3
2641 How'd the photographer get over there? 1.1966 0.04417 117 98 15 4
2642 So that's what they meant by "on the house." 1.1966 0.04581 117 99 13 5
2643 At least the children are quiet. 1.1966 0.04417 117 98 15 4
2644 Well honey, do you still believe global warming is a myth? 1.1966 0.04247 117 97 17 3
2645 I'm in the mood for a Mai Tai. You? 1.1966 0.04070 117 96 19 2
2646 Yes, Gene, for the last time, it's high tide! 1.1966 0.04070 117 96 19 2
2647 Trump says there's no global warning and I agree with him. You just put our umbrella too far out on the beach and the high tide just came in. 1.1966 0.04417 117 98 15 4
2648 Is that your beer or mine" 1.1966 0.04739 117 100 11 6
2649 See that weird ripple of water to my left? It’s the name of our creator and architect of this absurd fate. 1.1966 0.04247 117 97 17 3
2650 Bob - we should have left at low tide. 1.1966 0.04070 117 96 19 2
2651 I'm not feeling warm, are you? 1.1966 0.04417 117 98 15 4
2652 Do you think that it has anything to do with climate change? 1.1966 0.04417 117 98 15 4
2653 Honey, I thought he was going to drain the swamp. 1.1966 0.04417 117 98 15 4
2654 Where did the volley ball players go?" 1.1966 0.04070 117 96 19 2
2655 Remember when Sandy meant the beach?! 1.1966 0.04247 117 97 17 3
2656 That tide Harold. That tide. 1.1966 0.04417 117 98 15 4
2657 This quicksand beach really isn't as scary as I thought it would be. 1.1966 0.03884 117 95 21 1
2658 I say it's high tide we get out of here. 1.1966 0.04417 117 98 15 4
2659 Well, I’m relieved . . . No need to sprint to the Porta Potty now! 1.1966 0.04581 117 99 13 5
2660 Not pie charts. I said check the tide charts. 1.1966 0.03884 117 95 21 1
2661 Since high tide is coming in, I think it's high time we hightail it out of here. 1.1966 0.04247 117 97 17 3
2662 Of course it has nothing to do with global warming! It's just really, really high tide. 1.1966 0.03884 117 95 21 1
2663 Can we move now? 1.1966 0.04247 117 97 17 3
2664 You're still not going to admit we set up in the wrong place, are you? 1.1966 0.04247 117 97 17 3
2665 Labor Day Houston, 2018 1.1966 0.04417 117 98 15 4
2666 I blame Al Gore for this! 1.1966 0.04247 117 97 17 3
2667 But the president promised us that there was no such thing as global warming? 1.1966 0.04070 117 96 19 2
2668 I'm a tiny bit disappointed with this combination of sun , sand, and water. 1.1966 0.04417 117 98 15 4
2669 You read the High tide/Low Tide chart upside down You have to stop drinking! 1.1966 0.04070 117 96 19 2
2670 Get here early you said. Reserve our spot you said. 1.1966 0.04417 117 98 15 4
2671 I always wanted waterfront property. 1.1966 0.03884 117 95 21 1
2672 I told you Sacramento would screw it up. All we asked for was a little sun and a nice ocean view." 1.1966 0.04417 117 98 15 4
2673 Tell me that’s you pinching my toes or I’m going to start screaming until you make whatever it is stop! 1.1966 0.04247 117 97 17 3
2674 Global warming my ass... It's just the tide. 1.1966 0.04581 117 99 13 5
2675 on the plus side, we don't have to get up to swim. 1.1966 0.04070 117 96 19 2
2676 I said I wanted to go on a GOLF trip not GULF trip! 1.1966 0.03884 117 95 21 1
2677 This was your idea. 1.1966 0.04070 117 96 19 2
2678 It did say intimate ocean view 1.1966 0.04247 117 97 17 3
2679 I just read that sea-level rise is happening faster than the computer models predicted. 1.1966 0.04070 117 96 19 2
2680 Don't worry honey, all this wetness is just a hoax 1.1966 0.04247 117 97 17 3
2681 I remember it being further to the water. 1.1966 0.04070 117 96 19 2
2682 I need a vacation 1.1966 0.04070 117 96 19 2
2683 Hydration, schmydration. 1.1966 0.04417 117 98 15 4
2684 Yes, we’re distant relatives of Grant Wood. How could you tell? 1.1966 0.03884 117 95 21 1
2685 global warming, my ass. Things are just fine here in Chicago. 1.1966 0.04070 117 96 19 2
2686 Is it possible we Republicans are wrong about global warming... the water is higher and it is as cold as a melted ice cap? 1.1966 0.03884 117 95 21 1
2687 You drank a lot of beer. Don't blame this on global warming. 1.1966 0.04247 117 97 17 3
2688 don't open it, George--it's probably just another half-baked attack on your denials of climate change. 1.1964 0.04176 112 92 18 2
2689 Was that you or me? 1.1949 0.03855 118 96 21 1
2690 Front row seats for the submarine races and I still can't see them! 1.1949 0.04214 118 98 17 3
2691 That was your beer.I think our grill and hot dogs will be next 1.1949 0.04214 118 98 17 3
2692 Time and tide wait for no tan 1.1949 0.04383 118 99 15 4
2693 We never guessed that the global level of quicksand was rising, too. 1.1949 0.04214 118 98 17 3
2694 I ... I feel bubbles ....... 1.1949 0.04545 118 100 13 5
2695 At least we'll die as we lived. 1.1949 0.04383 118 99 15 4
2696 Mr. and Mrs.. Feeney tried adjusting to global warming. 1.1949 0.03855 118 96 21 1
2697 I don't mind the heat, but the humidity is killing me! 1.1949 0.04214 118 98 17 3
2698 I don’t want to disappoint them. Whatdoyasay we go through with the divorce after this Florida vacation the kids gave us? 1.1949 0.03855 118 96 21 1
2699 They told us to enjoy ourselves. Are we there yet? 1.1949 0.04039 118 97 19 2
2700 Don't try it. I heard the water turns blue around you. 1.1949 0.04039 118 97 19 2
2701 Are we to blame for this? 1.1949 0.04039 118 97 19 2
2702 Flooding season starts earlier and earlier every year. 1.1949 0.03855 118 96 21 1
2703 I hope this is high tide. 1.1947 0.04142 113 93 18 2
2704 I told you about Climate Change. Do you believe me now? 1.1930 0.03916 114 93 20 1
2705 I told you we should have gotten the Prius. Damn rising sea levels. 1.1930 0.04471 114 96 14 4
2706 Global warming? What global warming? 1.1930 0.04471 114 96 14 4
2707 I don't care. They said it was near the water and I'm gonna get my money's worth on this time share. 1.1930 0.04294 114 95 16 3
2708 I told you we could adapt to rising sea levels 1.1930 0.03916 114 93 20 1
2709 Isn't it nice to have a stretch of the beach all to ourselves? 1.1930 0.04642 114 97 12 5
2710 No such thing as climate change 1.1930 0.04471 114 96 14 4
2711 Warm Gulf Stream waters, my ass! You're disgusting, Howard! 1.1930 0.04642 114 97 12 5
2712 I thought the concierge was talking about laundry detergent. 1.1930 0.04109 114 94 18 2
2713 Global warming is just a myth. 1.1930 0.04471 114 96 14 4
2714 'It's a Chinese hoax,' you said, Marty. 'Don't listen to the lamestream media,' you said, Marty. 1.1930 0.04806 114 98 10 6
2715 Sooo,...you didn't believe the scientist about global warming, melting glaciers, and rising sea levels when you bought this beach front property?...IDIOT! 1.1930 0.04471 114 96 14 4
2716 Do you think we'll have wrinkly fingers and toes when we move to high ground?" 1.1930 0.04642 114 97 12 5
2717 I think I'm starting to believe there's something to that "Global Warming" thing. 1.1927 0.04604 109 92 13 4
2718 Sinkhole, shminkhole. 1.1913 0.04260 115 96 16 3
2719 Perhaps we should reconsider the wet bar. 1.1913 0.04077 115 95 18 2
2720 Maybe there is something to it. 1.1913 0.04435 115 97 14 4
2721 Stop! I told you that Gore was right, but noooo, you wouldn't listen.</