Contest #630


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630

The winning captions

These captions are chosen by The New Yorker.

  1. “Trust me, come low tide everyone will want these seats.”
  2. “Well, at least no one can see your Speedo.”
  3. “On the other hand, we only need half as much sunscreen.”


Name Value
Submission deadline 2018-09-10T03:52:00.000Z
Voting started -
Voting ended 2018-09-24T03:55:00.000Z
Finalists announced 2018-09-18T03:53:00.000Z
Magazine(s) announcing finalists issued September 24, 2018
Number of captions 5656
Number of responses 1159733
Number of participants -


Dashboard

In this table, the "mean" means the empirically measured average funniness score when the "unfunny", "somewhat funny" and "funny" receive a funniness score of 1, 2, 3 respectively. "Precison" is the standard error of the mean, the standard deviation of the mean estimate. With that, a caption with an empirical mean μ and precision σ has true mean in the range [μ - 2σ, μ + 2σ] with 95% probability by the 68-95-99.7 rule assuming the responses are indepedent and identically distributed.

Rank Caption Mean Precision Total votes "Unfunny" votes "Somewhat funny" votes "Funny" votes
0 Gore was right. This is inconvenient. 2.2551 0.00622 14468 2672 5433 6363
1 I clearly recall choosing hell over high water. 2.1032 0.00649 14180 3576 5565 5039
2 Looks like we might be facing a row vs wade decision 2.0266 0.00740 12841 4345 3810 4686
3 Is your mom still in the lounge chair? 1.9664 0.00838 9627 3420 3110 3097
4 Still want to vote Republican, Ed? 1.9024 0.00746 11818 4524 3924 3370
5 Ok, but the moon landing was still a hoax. 1.8931 0.00746 11344 4250 4057 3037
6 On the bright side, at least we have a roof under our feet. 1.8911 0.00833 9209 3495 3222 2492
7 Please put your trunks on before the tide goes out! 1.8822 0.00714 11628 4215 4568 2845
8 Frankly, I didn’t believe the seafront would reach Iowa this quickly. 1.8720 0.01097 5119 1945 1884 1290
9 ON the water, Frank. I said a nice place ON the water. 1.8460 0.00841 7967 2950 3294 1723
10 It’s Florida. We stand our ground. 1.8340 0.00756 10824 4394 3833 2597
11 I'd be worried if we believed in climate change 1.8317 0.00815 9271 3764 3303 2204
12 And to think this was the best table at Mar-a-Lago Club just 5 years ago! 1.8229 0.00945 7207 3068 2347 1792
13 Never mind, I don't need to use the restroom anymore. 1.8148 0.01184 4476 1895 1515 1066
14 I’m just saying it might have been helpful to know that the travel agent is your ex-wife. 1.8114 0.00811 9496 4032 3223 2241
15 Thankfully, we've been assured this isn't happening. 1.7983 0.01203 4180 1771 1481 928
16 Truth is, this is inconvenient. 1.7746 0.00986 6083 2639 2176 1268
17 I guess it wasn't fake news. 1.7699 0.00850 8350 3700 2871 1779
18 For all of this talk of global warming, the water is still pretty cold. 1.7629 0.00931 6530 2805 2468 1257
19 It's great to get away from the wildfires for a while. 1.7546 0.01424 2771 1202 1047 522
20 Not to say I told you so...but I suggested we see the glaciers 10 years ago. 1.7388 0.00836 8108 3635 2956 1517
21 It's funny how an inch higher every year sneaks up on you. 1.7310 0.00836 7940 3556 2964 1420
22 Just think how bad it would be if global warming were real. 1.7246 0.00929 6902 3268 2267 1367
23 Let's go to Phoenix, you said. It's a dry heat, you said. That Al Gore's an idiot, you said. 1.7181 0.01483 2675 1270 889 516
24 Even if he didn't invent the internet, he got this right. 1.7049 0.01494 2491 1168 890 433
25 I am so glad the coalminers have their jobs back! 1.7001 0.01578 2464 1236 731 497
26 Well, at least no one can see your Speedo. 1.6984 0.00867 7532 3613 2578 1341
27 99 Scientists agree and I had to listen to 1 republican! 1.6966 0.01155 4703 2405 1320 978
28 Do you feel like we’re drifting apart? 1.6958 0.00977 6203 3065 1960 1178
29 We voted for him because he said he'd drain the swamp. We didn't know he'd pump it right into our backyard. 1.6837 0.01097 4844 2420 1536 888
30 How could this happen? Didn’t we vote against science? 1.6836 0.01033 5655 2882 1680 1093
31 Well, I suppose this is an inconvenient truth. 1.6825 0.00904 6889 3380 2316 1193
32 Fake tide. I'm certain of it. 1.6804 0.01037 5475 2766 1693 1016
33 Next summer, can we deny climate change in the mountains? 1.6703 0.01108 4641 2339 1493 809
34 That better be your toes inching up my leg. 1.6622 0.01066 4814 2404 1632 778
35 I blame the New York Times. 1.6616 0.02073 1454 783 380 291
36 The brochure was right.....I have forgotten about my everyday cares! 1.6577 0.01021 5363 2731 1737 895
37 When your brother told us his beachfront property was under water, I didn't think this was what he meant. 1.6524 0.01564 2097 1029 768 300
38 I will stop humming the theme to "Jaws" after you admit Al Gore was right! 1.6483 0.01021 5437 2833 1683 921
39 Your penile shrinkage is the least of our problems. 1.6477 0.01700 2109 1145 562 402
40 You're right. It's nicer up here on the roof. 1.6442 0.01012 5315 2728 1750 837
41 Okay, so maybe this doesn't prove global warming. Except that - WE'RE IN KANSAS! 1.6332 0.00954 6162 3273 1876 1013
42 Funny, the kids haven't said a thing in hours. 1.6330 0.01378 2992 1600 890 502
43 Before climate change, Omaha Beach meant France, not Nebraska. 1.6300 0.01214 3784 2013 1158 613
44 It's still better than last year when you brought your mother. 1.6189 0.01605 2073 1099 665 309
45 Look over there honey, it's the president!!! Can you ask him to toss us some paper towels? 1.6171 0.01478 2818 1613 671 534
46 Well, they were right about the ocean view. 1.6165 0.01761 1635 848 566 221
47 I take it you bought the property at low tide? 1.6132 0.01746 1652 859 573 220
48 I thought you said they’d drain the swamp. 1.6094 0.01025 5304 2918 1540 846
49 Wow! The seat cushion really does work as a floatation device. 1.6089 0.01631 1851 959 657 235
50 And I suppose this is my fault too. 1.5946 0.01696 1877 1041 556 280
51 If they had called it "Coastal Devaluation" instead of "Climate Change", I'd have paid more attention 1.5935 0.01233 3424 1870 1076 478
52 Is this global warming, the blue wave, or the deep state? 1.5871 0.01472 2514 1418 716 380
53 I still need proof. 1.5771 0.01277 3256 1844 945 467
54 I guess the Prius wasn't enough. 1.5759 0.01549 2155 1208 653 294
55 These tan lines will be very difficult to explain. 1.5735 0.01534 2103 1160 680 263
56 I'll say it's an inconvenient truth… 1.5717 0.01283 3091 1732 951 408
57 Man, the Chinese are going all out with this global warming hoax. 1.5679 0.01155 3934 2250 1134 550
58 It’s true. Hands are very hard to draw. 1.5626 0.01679 2012 1203 486 323
59 Are you sure this is just a liberal hoax? 1.5625 0.03212 512 296 144 72
60 I'd love just one day without a metaphor about our marriage. 1.5590 0.01761 1712 998 471 243
61 Well, that settles it -- a rising tide only lifts boats. 1.5543 0.03384 442 254 131 57
62 Funny. I was sure he'd have drained the swamp by now. 1.5513 0.01093 4382 2570 1208 604
63 Remember when global warming was just a hoax? 1.5494 0.01582 1944 1108 604 232
64 Archimedes predicted this would happen if everyone went swimming at the same time. 1.5465 0.01681 1806 1056 513 237
65 Reconsidering your vote yet?" 1.5441 0.01734 1678 980 483 215
66 Well, at least the coal miners still have their jobs. 1.5415 0.01275 3134 1846 879 409
67 You did say we were going to the beach 'come hell or high water'. 1.5404 0.01575 1893 1079 605 209
68 I guess I always thought this would be our grandchildren's problem. 1.5382 0.01764 1572 915 468 189
69 We'll go when I'm done peeing. 1.5352 0.01273 3154 1880 860 414
70 Yeah, but at least America’s great again. 1.5262 0.01584 2064 1255 532 277
71 Charles, I’m ready to talk about selling the beach house now. 1.5255 0.01893 1235 705 411 119
72 No, that's not my foot. 1.5233 0.01339 2723 1623 775 325
73 ...not the type of ‘total immersion experience’ I meant.” 1.5226 0.01958 1194 694 376 124
74 I think I forgot to turn the faucet off. 1.5208 0.01482 2698 1755 481 462
75 Is that an ark? 1.5192 0.01558 1982 1182 571 229
76 I've had it up to here Kevin. 1.5181 0.02012 1162 688 346 128
77 This climate change hoax has gone too far. 1.5167 0.01483 2448 1536 559 353
78 Next year remember your swim trunks so we can sit on the beach. 1.5141 0.01913 1348 819 365 164
79 Chris Christie is in the water again. 1.5137 0.01613 2046 1284 473 289
80 It's not true if we don't believe it. 1.5133 0.01549 2026 1225 562 239
81 I shaved my legs for this?? 1.5127 0.02657 710 435 186 89
82 You used Apple Maps again, didn't you? 1.5078 0.02173 1020 620 282 118
83 Look at the bright side. The beach is much closer to home now. 1.5078 0.02254 833 482 279 72
84 Don't be ridiculous. The President says we're not wet. 1.5028 0.01700 1798 1136 420 242
85 The kids seem quiet. 1.5028 0.02545 724 439 206 79
86 You and your stupid Groupons. 1.4994 0.01766 1598 998 402 198
87 You say, ‘high tide’, I say ‘global warming’ “ 1.4984 0.02198 953 578 275 100
88 But what if this is low tide? 1.4919 0.01640 1657 1004 491 162
89 Covfefe. 1.4908 0.01882 1463 941 326 196
90 I'm sure if the ice caps were really melting, the water wouldn't be this warm. 1.4889 0.01728 1536 945 431 160
91 I assure you nobody is going to take our chairs if we go back to our room now 1.4871 0.01684 1548 940 462 146
92 I still say it's half full. 1.4870 0.01755 1538 961 405 172
93 I've had it up to here with climate change! 1.4870 0.01766 1536 964 396 176
94 These awful liberal hoaxes get more realistic every year. 1.4857 0.01794 1507 952 378 177
95 I don't think he's coming back with our drinks. 1.4848 0.02130 1019 633 278 108
96 I watched the forecast on FOX. 1.4842 0.01832 1460 928 357 175
97 remind me again how climate change is not settled science. 1.4783 0.03083 508 324 125 59
98 Well...now you know why second prize is 2 weeks. 1.4760 0.01839 1311 814 370 127
99 But Fox news said it was a myth. 1.4708 0.01958 1217 776 309 132
100 Should we wake up your mother? 1.4672 0.02049 1158 754 267 137
101 Fire Island isn't what it used to be. You know, before the gays caused global warming. 1.4667 0.02002 1142 728 295 119
102 Know what's inconvenient? Gore smirking every time he skis by. 1.4661 0.02078 1105 716 263 126
103 Very different from our last trip to Alaska, isn't it? 1.4648 0.02062 1108 716 269 123
104 No, the wine should be okay. I'm not optimistic about the sandwiches. 1.4641 0.02106 961 600 276 85
105 Please put your trunks back on before low tide. 1.4627 0.02045 1085 694 280 111
106 Still better than visiting your mother. 1.4625 0.02057 1079 692 275 112
107 Alexa, when is low tide? 1.4621 0.02124 1056 688 248 120
108 It's the only way to get this good spot when the tide's out. 1.4569 0.02092 998 636 268 94
109 Pity about the sandcastles and children. 1.4562 0.02194 993 654 225 114
110 Just keep repeating: "What you're seeing is not what's happening" 1.4560 0.02168 989 645 237 107
111 I've had it up to here. 1.4558 0.02160 985 640 241 104
112 I feel like we are drifting apart. 1.4555 0.03432 393 256 95 42
113 Did that guy just put an elephant on a boat? 1.4551 0.02790 613 404 139 70
114 Still beats vacationing with your mother-in-law. 1.4546 0.02165 970 629 241 100
115 Mar a Lago, 2025 1.4542 0.02254 971 649 203 119
116 Please tell me you're playing footsie. 1.4521 0.02204 940 613 229 98
117 Do you remember when Arizona did not have tides? 1.4507 0.02223 923 603 224 96
118 Of course it seems wet. That's what makes it a hoax. 1.4498 0.02224 916 598 224 94
119 Honey—how tall are the kids? 1.4477 0.02228 889 577 226 86
120 Are you peeing too? 1.4476 0.02310 887 590 197 100
121 Would you prefer 'I told you so' or 'Good choice, dear'" 1.4470 0.02112 877 548 266 63
122 Well, that happened faster than I expected. 1.4460 0.02203 870 558 236 76
123 I guess we can add the tide charts to our list of fake news. 1.4453 0.02264 869 568 215 86
124 Now that we’ve grabbed the best spot, all we have to do is wait for low tide. 1.4419 0.02235 835 537 227 71
125 What are we wading for? 1.4374 0.02376 775 510 191 74
126 I’m hoping for more ebb, less flow. 1.4359 0.02423 725 474 186 65
127 I think I'm going to start believing in science. 1.4351 0.02315 770 499 207 64
128 What part of the 'ice cap melting' didn' t you understand?" 1.4351 0.02394 770 510 185 75
129 Please tell me that's the Gulf-stream and not you. 1.4343 0.03755 327 220 72 35
130 That’s the difference between you and me. I prefer to see the tide as half full. 1.4337 0.02415 754 500 181 73
131 This is what it must feel like to work at the White House. 1.4335 0.02485 752 508 162 82
132 Just like our mortgage. 1.4335 0.02412 752 498 182 72
133 Well, an optimist would say the beach is half empty. 1.4333 0.02801 547 360 137 50
134 Think of it as half empty. 1.4324 0.02371 754 495 192 67
135 Still beats Buffalo. 1.4317 0.02413 732 482 184 66
136 We better leave before the tide comes in. 1.4303 0.02333 725 467 204 54
137 That is true, we do have the beach to ourselves... 1.4290 0.03461 324 208 93 23
138 You have to admit, when the Chinese do a hoax, they go all out. 1.4280 0.02396 708 462 189 57
139 Don’t stick the umbrella pole through the bottom of the boat, I say. But, Noooo, you say... 1.4246 0.02543 676 454 157 65
140 More research is needed. 1.4244 0.02530 681 457 159 65
141 Tell me that's your foot, George. 1.4234 0.02435 666 434 182 50
142 It has nothing to do with global warming. You're sitting on the drain. 1.4219 0.02607 659 448 144 67
143 It’s not the warming, it’s the humidity. 1.4219 0.02461 659 432 176 51
144 It would have to be much colder if it was melted polar icecaps, that's all I'm saying." 1.4219 0.02535 659 440 160 59
145 Climate skeptics in 2050 enjoying the West Virginia coast. 1.4211 0.02542 653 436 159 58
146 Okay fine - but they still can’t convince me that I’m related to a monkey. 1.4208 0.02871 530 358 121 51
147 The tides they are a-changin’. 1.4205 0.02502 654 433 167 54
148 Should we be concerned that this is low tide? 1.4198 0.02565 648 435 154 59
149 I still think we should do the glass bottom boat cactus tour. 1.4197 0.03834 305 208 66 31
150 Are we in de-nile? 1.4194 0.02600 639 431 148 60
151 how much further inland do you think we'll need to go next year? 1.4189 0.02475 635 415 174 46
152 Sure beats sitting in two feet of snow. 1.4168 0.02569 619 412 156 51
153 Say "time and tide waits for no man" one more time, and I''ll deck you. 1.4165 0.02595 617 413 151 53
154 Is that warm water you or the gulf stream? 1.4163 0.02681 615 420 134 61
155 We'll always have the Paris Agreement. 1.4161 0.02606 620 417 148 55
156 I liked Antarctica more when the penguins were still here." 1.4152 0.02686 607 414 134 59
157 I have an idea of what you can do with the umbrella 1.4125 0.02696 594 405 133 56
158 No, dear - it is simply the alternative fact that Drumpf has increased the volume of ocean water more than any other President in the history of our country. 1.4115 0.02719 593 407 128 58
159 Good thing you insisted on bringing the umbrella" 1.4097 0.02766 576 397 122 57
160 Okay, I'll grant you global warming. But I still don't see any Russian collusion. 1.4095 0.02765 547 371 128 48
161 To be fair, the vacation package did call it an "Immersive Experience". 1.4094 0.02603 574 381 151 42
162 So. We still going with 'climate change is a hoax' ? 1.4091 0.02597 572 379 152 41
163 You going in? 1.4090 0.02718 577 394 130 53
164 There's still no scientific consensus" 1.4085 0.02804 568 394 116 58
165 I told you if we lived here long enough we would have waterfront property. 1.4078 0.02681 564 380 138 46
166 Perhaps pulling out of the Paris Climate Accord was a bit premature. 1.4071 0.02682 560 377 138 45
167 There’s a new island of plastic in the Pacific, so it all balances out. 1.4065 0.02647 556 371 144 41
168 I'll fold the umbrella. You find the kids. 1.4048 0.02789 546 375 121 50
169 The beaches are so much more peaceful since the glaciers melted. 1.4047 0.02771 551 378 123 50
170 It's only high tide. I still don't believe in global warming. 1.4044 0.02593 549 362 152 35
171 So, is this the Mar or the Lago? 1.4040 0.02749 547 373 127 47
172 I didn't think it would be this inconvenient, did you? 1.4037 0.02768 545 373 124 48
173 2 DOWN: The fourth letter of the alphabet + a large river in Egypt 1.4037 0.02768 545 373 124 48
174 Great, now I've got crabs. 1.4030 0.02813 536 369 118 49
175 I think we're about to be in over our heads. 1.4023 0.02660 532 354 142 36
176 I think it’s time to sell. 1.4015 0.02779 528 360 124 44
177 Well, Antarctica is different than I expected. 1.4008 0.02845 524 362 114 48
178 Well, I still hate Al Gore. 1.4008 0.02723 529 357 132 40
179 Put on your shorts, dear. The tide is going out. 1.3996 0.02815 518 355 119 44
180 ENOUGH with your Climate Change nonsense! I've had it up to - well - oh, FINE. Point taken. 1.3977 0.02760 518 352 126 40
181 Billy can swim, right? 1.3977 0.02779 513 349 124 40
182 See...you've got no reason to worry about how your ass looks in your swimsuit. 1.3977 0.02738 513 346 130 37
183 This doesn't feel like a hoax. 1.3977 0.02752 513 347 128 38
184 This is another one of your “I told you so” moments, isn’t it darling? 1.3976 0.02812 508 347 120 41
185 Totally wasted this morning shaving my legs 1.3964 0.02764 502 339 127 36
186 Alaska in December just isn't what it used to be. 1.3960 0.02823 505 346 118 41
187 On the other hand, we only need half as much sunscreen. 1.3960 0.02724 505 339 132 34
188 When did you say high tide was coming in? 1.3957 0.04291 230 160 49 21
189 Oh no — do you feel rain? 1.3951 0.02855 486 332 116 38
190 The science isn't conclusive. 1.3947 0.02923 494 344 105 45
191 Just ignore it, it’s fake sea level rise. 1.3947 0.02823 494 337 119 38
192 Okay, I might be starting to regret voting for Trump. 1.3947 0.02909 494 343 107 44
193 Harry, I told you this beachfront property would put us underwater! 1.3944 0.02889 502 349 108 45
194 You are most certainly not the prince of tides. 1.3939 0.02964 457 314 106 37
195 Quit complaining. We can afford this beachfront property BECAUSE we invested in oil. 1.3934 0.02904 488 338 108 42
196 All we need now is for that guy to show up and throw us a roll of paper towels. 1.3926 0.03027 489 348 90 51
197 Maybe we could move back a little bit and call ourselves "climate change considerers?" 1.3926 0.02801 484 328 122 34
198 You go ahead, I’ll stay here and watch our stuff. 1.3921 0.02914 482 334 107 41
199 Oh great, the kids leave for college, and the ice caps melt. 1.3911 0.02891 473 325 111 37
200 It's so awful to think that climate change even affects the Hamptons. 1.3908 0.02847 476 325 116 35
201 Okay, you win. They are melting. But I still say the Earth is flat! 1.3903 0.02963 474 331 101 42
202 Its all about finding balance in life, and keeping your head above water. 1.3898 0.02941 472 328 104 40
203 I think the science is in 1.3889 0.02942 468 325 104 39
204 Well, I guess the truth IS inconvenient. 1.3881 0.02953 469 327 102 40
205 If you say "cry me a river" one more time, I am going to scream. 1.3876 0.02961 467 326 101 40
206 Not yet. I don’t want to lose our spot. 1.3876 0.02899 467 322 109 36
207 Lucas and April silently consider broaching the topic of global climate change for the first time. 1.3866 0.02947 463 322 103 38
208 Those coal stocks really paid off though 1.3865 0.02905 458 315 109 34
209 We're nearly drowning just so the cartoonist can disguise his signature. 1.3861 0.03019 461 325 94 42
210 Getting out of this timeshare will be nearly impossible. 1.3851 0.02989 457 320 98 39
211 ...and I believed he was going to drain the swamp... 1.3841 0.02925 453 313 106 34
212 I think we’re drifting apart 1.3836 0.02950 451 313 103 35
213 Buy a Florida beachfront," you said. "It's so cheap, what could go wrong?" you said 1.3827 0.02971 439 304 102 33
214 I remember when Short Island was Long Island. 1.3827 0.03091 439 311 88 40
215 I think Scott Pruitt just floated by 1.3822 0.03134 437 312 83 42
216 I sure hope that's you playing footsie with me. 1.3815 0.02986 443 309 99 35
217 (insert obvious global warming quip here) 1.3814 0.03711 312 223 59 30
218 I think I’m a liberal now! 1.3811 0.03033 433 303 95 35
219 You could at least recycle that can. 1.3807 0.02948 436 301 104 31
220 I thought we'd be dead before this happened. 1.3802 0.03028 434 304 95 35
221 It’s called high tide, Harold. Must you complain about every little thing? 1.3800 0.02980 429 297 101 31
222 The ad did promise an immersive experience. 1.3796 0.03002 432 301 98 33
223 The GOP said sea levels aren't rising, land masses are sinking. 1.3796 0.03072 432 305 90 37
224 The scientists said we have fifty more years, but I think we have twenty minutes. 1.3791 0.02938 430 296 105 29
225 It's only twice a day. 1.3785 0.02909 428 293 108 27
226 Next year I pick 1.3785 0.03002 428 298 98 32
227 I still can't believe how fast that ark booked up, can you? 1.3771 0.03119 419 297 86 36
228 Global warming is such a hoax. It’s actually cooler at this beach than it was ten years ago. 1.3771 0.03026 419 292 96 31
229 We didn’t bring the kids, right? 1.3768 0.03013 414 287 98 29
230 Dear, where are the kids? 1.3768 0.03030 422 295 95 32
231 Should we cancel the nachos? 1.3765 0.03129 417 296 85 36
232 If you sing Old Man River one more time I'm going to stuff you in that beer can. 1.3765 0.03017 417 290 97 30
233 Siri, when is low tide? 1.3765 0.03036 417 291 95 31
234 I thought with the melting of the polar ice cap that the water would be colder! 1.3765 0.02998 417 289 99 29
235 Well, now I guess comes 'hell'" 1.3762 0.03100 412 290 89 33
236 Remember when we needed sunblock on our feet? 1.3762 0.03061 412 288 93 31
237 So the polar ice is melting,” you said. “So how is that going to affect us?” you’d said 1.3762 0.03212 412 296 77 39
238 You think this is fucked up? Steve Bannon is headlining the New Yorker Festival. 1.3756 0.03241 410 296 74 40
239 I have crabs. 1.3756 0.03185 410 293 80 37
240 It’s low tide. Wait for me here- I’ll get lunch. 1.3756 0.03223 410 295 76 39
241 OK I give up; the tide IS coming in. Are you happy now? 1.3738 0.02980 404 278 101 25
242 First it was the mortgage. Now it's us. 1.3735 0.02985 407 281 100 26
243 The dude who created the internet was right.... 1.3731 0.02840 402 270 114 18
244 Merry Christmas from Maine, from all of us at the E.P.A. 1.3725 0.03175 408 292 80 36
245 I thought 'literal time share . . . littoral time share' . . . what could be the difference? 1.3722 0.03144 403 286 84 33
246 I hope that’s you playing footsie. 1.3722 0.03065 403 282 92 29
247 This still beats our vacation to Afghanistan last summer 1.3719 0.03212 398 285 78 35
248 We should have brought a high chair for the baby. 1.3719 0.03212 398 285 78 35
249 Are you peeing? I'm peeing. 1.3712 0.03203 396 283 79 34
250 I think I just felt a cold, hard fact nibble on my toe. 1.3696 0.03166 395 281 82 32
251 It's just a normal climate cycle. It was like this in the Pleistocene, too. 1.3675 0.03246 381 273 76 32
252 We're in too deep,Larry. 1.3669 0.03082 387 271 90 26
253 Thanks to global warming we can finally afford oceanfront property. 1.3669 0.03168 387 275 82 30
254 I would've thought the kids would float. 1.3662 0.03221 385 276 77 32
255 Be patient. In 6 hours,this spot will be great. 1.3660 0.03092 377 263 90 24
256 So when the agent said the house was under water, what did YOU think he meant? 1.3660 0.03269 377 271 74 32
257 Budge now and the Climatologists win. 1.3653 0.03170 375 265 83 27
258 We're gonna need a bigger vote. 1.3651 0.03175 378 268 82 28
259 So, is it still your favorite spot 30 years later? 1.3651 0.03016 378 261 96 21
260 So, here we are -- life imitating finances. 1.3650 0.03415 326 231 71 24
261 Honey,was it Trump Travel you said you booked with? 1.3646 0.03314 373 270 70 33
262 Climate change deniers on vacation. 1.3646 0.03181 373 264 82 27
263 Greenland's changed a lot since our last vacation. 1.3639 0.03215 371 264 79 28
264 Can’t be global warming... this water is cold... 1.3639 0.03260 371 266 75 30
265 Still in denial dear? 1.3636 0.03151 374 264 84 26
266 That must have been the big blue wave everyone’s talking about. 1.3624 0.03144 367 258 85 24
267 Next time I think you should tip the cabana boy. 1.3624 0.03283 367 264 73 30
268 It definitely feels wetter this year. 1.3624 0.03191 367 260 81 26
269 This is my fault. I always confuse tsunami with tiramisu. 1.3616 0.03318 365 264 70 31
270 Just don't give me the "It could be worse, it could rain" line, please. 1.3616 0.03131 365 256 86 23
271 Chris Christie must have just gone in for another dip. 1.3616 0.03407 365 268 62 35
272 Just ignore it. Trump has assured us that climate change is a hoax. 1.3616 0.03226 365 260 78 27
273 Thank goodness for Scott Pruitt. Ohio's beaches have never been better. 1.3603 0.03292 358 257 73 28
274 I suppose you still think Al Gore was pushing a left-wing agenda. 1.3601 0.03319 361 261 70 30
275 I’m going to suggest a mountain resort for our next coal industry executive retreat. 1.3601 0.03201 361 256 80 25
276 So now he says it meant "Make Antarctica Green Again"? 1.3596 0.03304 356 256 72 28
277 I’m giving some thought to buying a hybrid 1.3596 0.03055 356 246 92 18
278 So maybe Al Gore was right 1.3596 0.03207 356 252 80 24
279 Slowly but surely, John and Marsha came to the conclusion that global warming might just be real. 1.3593 0.03114 359 251 87 21
280 Are you still voting Republican? 1.3593 0.03308 359 259 71 29
281 Just because it isn't crowded doesn't make it a "hidden gem", Chris. 1.3593 0.03188 359 254 81 24
282 Looks like he lied about draining the swamp too. 1.3593 0.03401 359 263 63 33
283 Death Valley has sure changed since I was a kid. 1.3588 0.03193 354 250 81 23
284 Trust me, come low tide everyone will want these seats. 1.3577 0.03236 355 253 77 25
285 On the upside, it’s gotten rid of all those screaming children. 1.3571 0.03366 350 254 67 29
286 They said the property was feet from the beach, they never said which side. 1.3569 0.03321 353 255 70 28
287 Can you still see the kids? 1.3569 0.03147 353 248 84 21
288 But we're Republicans, there's no such thing as Climate Change. 1.3567 0.03203 356 253 79 24
289 I'm telling you, honey, climate change is fake news. Where's the evidence? 1.3555 0.03187 346 244 81 21
290 Is it 2050 already? 1.3548 0.03297 341 244 73 24
291 Far better than being on that ark with all those animals 1.3548 0.03349 341 246 69 26
292 It's not climate change. It's just so many immigrants in the water it's raising the sea level. 1.3547 0.03379 344 250 66 28
293 Don't panic. We're caught in a rising tide of conservatism. 1.3547 0.03329 344 248 70 26
294 Isn't it a shame, dear, those nasty environmentalists were right...? 1.3547 0.03303 344 247 72 25
295 Where's Grandma? 1.3547 0.03404 344 251 64 29
296 I've got a sinking feeling. 1.3540 0.03230 339 240 78 21
297 Are our assets underwater or do you have an umbrella policy? 1.3540 0.03388 339 246 66 27
298 I just never thought it would happen at Mar-a-Lago. 1.3538 0.03263 342 244 75 23
299 No, dahling, November is when the blue wave is coming. This must be the Red Tide. 1.3538 0.03315 342 246 71 25
300 global warming is a joke,dear.this water is freezing! 1.3538 0.03237 342 243 77 22
301 We’re republican, we don’t believe in global warming. 1.3538 0.03492 342 253 57 32
302 Should we go for a swim? 1.3512 0.03245 336 239 76 21
303 Global warming is a myth... Global warming is a myth... Global warming is a myth... 1.3512 0.03190 336 237 80 19
304 Why were they paging Sue Nami? 1.3510 0.03410 339 248 63 28
305 When Harvey Met Sandy. 1.3503 0.03471 334 246 59 29
306 Is that Al Gore floating in? 1.3503 0.03366 334 242 67 25
307 I thought sea-level rise was only for poor countries. 1.3503 0.03339 334 241 69 24
308 And who said Montana wouldn't ever have great beaches? 1.3501 0.03397 337 246 64 27
309 I’ll tell you what’s a hoax, Roger. This marriage. 1.3501 0.03265 337 241 74 22
310 Tide charts are for sissies. 1.3501 0.03318 337 243 70 24
311 Did you notice if that wave was red or blue? 1.3495 0.03233 329 233 77 19
312 He may not have invented the internet, but he sure was right about climate change. 1.3495 0.03318 329 236 71 22
313 I can cross Antarctica off my bucket list. 1.3495 0.03346 329 237 69 23
314 Good thing global warming is a hoax or we'd really be in trouble. 1.3493 0.03410 335 245 63 27
315 We did say 'come hell or high water' we'll enjoy our vacation... 1.3493 0.03331 335 242 69 24
316 Ocean water, it’s the new sand. 1.3490 0.03849 255 185 51 19
317 Is that the last beer? 1.3488 0.03323 324 232 71 21
318 Is this is what our agent meant by umbrella coverage? 1.3488 0.03176 324 227 81 16
319 I guess Oklahoma isn’t inland enough 1.3486 0.03331 327 235 70 22
320 It's almost as if the climate is changing... 1.3486 0.03359 327 236 68 23
321 Well, dear, maybe it’s time we admit there really is some truth to this climate change business. 1.3478 0.03365 322 232 68 22
322 So glad we pulled out of the Paris Climate Agreement... 1.3477 0.03483 325 239 59 27
323 Where’s that guy with our drinks? 1.3477 0.03400 325 236 65 24
324 I wrote the Op-Ed. 1.3477 0.03428 325 237 63 25
325 I still say a bit of beachfront erosion and rising seas is a small price to pay for Trump's tax cut! 1.3477 0.03315 325 233 71 21
326 Fake water? 1.3477 0.03286 325 232 73 20
327 Well Bob, you said you would never believe in climate change come Hell or High Water.... 1.3470 0.03400 317 229 66 22
328 You’re right. It’s just like the Hamptons. After Katrina. 1.3469 0.03378 320 231 67 22
329 I'm sure he'll be here soon with the paper towels. 1.3469 0.03378 320 231 67 22
330 Do you think our waiter is ever coming back? 1.3467 0.03385 323 234 66 23
331 Good call on the umbrella. I heard its going to rain. 1.3467 0.03240 323 229 76 18
332 The brochure did say we'd be captivated by the sea. 1.3457 0.03319 324 233 70 21
333 Is this a Blue Wave or the Red Tide? 1.3448 0.03440 319 233 62 24
334 Thanks, Captain Obvious. 1.3447 0.03303 322 231 71 20
335 What do you mean “global warming”? It’s so much cooler than last year. 1.3439 0.03328 314 225 70 19
336 Well, the realtor did promise ‘360-degree’ ocean views. 1.3438 0.03454 317 232 61 24
337 I think we should have invested in Noah's company. 1.3438 0.03315 320 230 70 20
338 When did we stop believing in science? 1.3430 0.03425 309 224 64 21
339 Ugh. We should have known something was up when the discount code was "CLIMATECHANGE." 1.3430 0.03425 309 224 64 21
340 Stupid butterfly. 1.3430 0.03546 309 228 56 25
341 We're making the best out of Climate Change. We're Americans. 1.3430 0.03363 309 222 68 19
342 I am not a clam and I am not happy, dearest. 1.3430 0.03332 309 221 70 18
343 The Ice Caps looked better in the brochure. 1.3429 0.03341 312 224 69 19
344 Honey, have you seen the kids? 1.3429 0.03462 312 228 61 23
345 Aah, finally high tide. I’ve had to pee all day. 1.3429 0.03215 312 220 77 15
346 Such poor service. We sat down before the tide came in. 1.3429 0.03492 312 229 59 24
347 The nice thing about global warming: the beach comes to us! 1.3429 0.03310 312 223 71 18
348 Just be patient, when the tide goes out we will have the best spot on the beach. 1.3429 0.03350 315 227 68 20
349 So I suppose this is also the fault of my hairspray in the '80s, Hal? 1.3428 0.03206 318 225 77 16
350 What exactly did you think "high tide discount" meant? 1.3428 0.03358 318 230 67 21
351 Are you SURE it’s fake water? 1.3420 0.03560 307 227 55 25
352 We're leaving if my hair gets wet. 1.3419 0.03476 310 227 60 23
353 This should be interesting when the tide comes in. 1.3419 0.03323 310 222 70 18
354 I guess our 'no politics this weekend' rule doesn't extend to elaborate metaphors. 1.3419 0.03506 310 228 58 24
355 Honey, I think my water broke. 1.3419 0.03476 310 227 60 23
356 ... on the other hand, global warming allows us to pee without getting up. 1.3419 0.03512 313 231 57 25
357 By pretending this isn't happening, we are making America great again." 1.3419 0.03598 313 234 51 28
358 Thank goodness for the umbrella, I didn't feel a drop of rain" 1.3419 0.03363 313 226 67 20
359 I love Nebraska. 1.3410 0.03453 305 222 62 21
360 I still say it's a hoax. 1.3410 0.03390 305 220 66 19
361 Well, so much for fake news. 1.3409 0.03367 308 222 67 19
362 So, remind me again. Is losing our beach fake news, or a Chinese hoax? 1.3399 0.03467 303 221 61 21
363 Oh I do hope it doesn’t rain. 1.3399 0.03380 306 221 66 19
364 Well, its a very *effective* Chinese hoax 1.3399 0.03412 306 222 64 20
365 That was some iceberg. 1.3399 0.03380 306 221 66 19
366 Call me Ishmael. 1.3399 0.03349 306 220 68 18
367 Recalculating... 1.3389 0.03449 301 219 62 20
368 OK, Mr. Wait-until-we're-up-to-our-asses-in-alligators, now can we re-open the discussion about global warming? 1.3388 0.03426 304 221 63 20
369 Looks like this is the last summer we use the roof deck. 1.3388 0.03520 304 224 57 23
370 What’s wrong? You’re the one who said you wanted a deeper relationship. 1.3378 0.03214 296 208 76 12
371 It's pronounced 'soo-nah-mee' ; the T is silent. 1.3378 0.03388 296 213 66 17
372 Those scientists will stop at nothing to fool us into believing they're right about global warming. 1.3378 0.03591 299 222 53 24
373 I'll be damned, you CAN see Russia from here. 1.3367 0.03401 294 212 65 17
374 Beats a forest fire. 1.3367 0.03401 294 212 65 17
375 Do you remember when the desert was dry and the beaches were wet? 1.3367 0.03367 294 211 67 16
376 Apparently it waits for no woman, either. 1.3367 0.03543 297 219 56 22
377 So, when you said, 'There's a blue wave coming,' I thought we were still talking about the mid-terms. 1.3367 0.03378 297 214 66 17
378 I told you buying beachfront property after Trump pulled us out of the Paris Climate Accord was a stupid idea, Frank. But did you listen,? Nooo.... 1.3367 0.03510 297 218 58 21
379 A rising tide sinks all coasts 1.3367 0.03478 297 217 60 20
380 A rising tide doesn't lift you if you don't have a boat. 1.3367 0.03378 297 214 66 17
381 This ain't high tide, Stanley, it's high time you rued your Trump vote. 1.3367 0.03575 297 220 54 23
382 No, half full. 1.3367 0.03486 300 220 59 21
383 It’s just a theory 1.3356 0.03517 292 214 58 20
384 Technically, it IS a place in the Hamptons with an ocean view. 1.3356 0.03346 292 209 68 15
385 Don't worry.....when it's time to leave, I'll call a TUBER. 1.3356 0.03685 295 222 47 26
386 Nope. Not a hoax. 1.3356 0.03525 295 217 57 21
387 Fine! I was wrong, the tide is coming in. Are you happy now? 1.3356 0.03253 295 209 73 13
388 Please tell me that’s your foot! 1.3356 0.03288 295 210 71 14
389 NOW can we buy a Prius? 1.3356 0.03288 295 210 71 14
390 The App said Running Water ... I should have read the fine print. 1.3356 0.03459 295 215 61 19
391 And to think. Gore and his climate change mafia predicted we’d be completely under water by now. 1.3356 0.03392 295 213 65 17
392 If you would just admit you were wrong about the tide, we could move our chairs back. 1.3356 0.03459 295 215 61 19
393 Now will you watch the Al Gore video? 1.3356 0.03301 298 213 70 15
394 I didn't really mean it when I said I wanted to go on vacation come hell or high water. 1.3345 0.03606 293 218 52 23
395 I haven’t seen the kids in a while. 1.3345 0.03405 293 212 64 17
396 Like I always say, you’ve got to jiggle the handle. 1.3345 0.03573 293 217 54 22
397 I bet you can' t give me one good example of global warming. 1.3333 0.03488 291 213 59 19
398 Well at least I can say that you got me wet on our honeymoon now Bob. 1.3322 0.03458 286 208 61 17
399 I guess the good news is that for once you’re not in over your head. 1.3322 0.03493 286 209 59 18
400 I thought the North Pole would be colder. 1.3322 0.03623 283 210 52 21
401 But the realtor assured me it was a Chinese hoax. 1.3322 0.03589 283 209 54 20
402 I could swear you said "ON the water." 1.3322 0.03446 283 205 62 16
403 I guess it really doesn't matter that you wore dark socks to the beach. 1.3316 0.04291 190 139 39 12
404 '...on the other hand, it's not crowded.' 1.3310 0.03543 284 209 56 19
405 Hmmmm . . . That was quicker than they were predicting. 1.3310 0.03363 284 204 66 14
406 Well at least it's not raining.. 1.3310 0.03508 284 208 58 18
407 Just one more lovely vacation day left before we get back to mining that clean coal. 1.3310 0.03640 281 209 51 21
408 You voted for him Mr. "No Global Warming". 1.3310 0.03461 281 204 61 16
409 Well, so much for Trump's theory 1.3310 0.03604 281 208 53 20
410 I thought it was just our mortgage that was underwater. 1.3310 0.03461 281 204 61 16
411 So we're sticking with 'hoax,' then? 1.3310 0.03533 281 206 57 18
412 That waiter's been gone a long time. 1.3298 0.03523 282 207 57 18
413 I’m up to here with your theories. 1.3297 0.03475 279 203 60 16
414 Some hoax. 1.3297 0.03400 279 201 64 14
415 Don't.....say.......a......word...... 1.3297 0.03585 279 206 54 19
416 So Jack, do we still believe climate change is a liberal myth? 1.3297 0.03475 279 203 60 16
417 So this is why we got the discount. 1.3297 0.03400 279 201 64 14
418 This isn't the Miami Beach I remember. 1.3297 0.03400 279 201 64 14
419 This is the high water mark of our vacation 1.3297 0.03548 279 205 56 18
420 OMG …that poor couple who snatched the sun carts in front of us !! 1.3286 0.03820 283 217 39 27
421 Well, honey, technically it is ten feet from the shore. 1.3286 0.03645 280 209 50 21
422 The science isn't settled he says. 1.3286 0.03538 280 206 56 18
423 Frankly scallop, I don't give a clam. 1.3286 0.03749 280 212 44 24
424 All right, you win. I think we should move to another spot. 1.3286 0.03501 280 205 58 17
425 I don’t care if it’s a hoax – it’s ruining our vacation. 1.3273 0.03505 275 201 58 16
426 OK. Go ahead and pee. 1.3273 0.03689 275 206 48 21
427 We beat everyone else to this spot, and we aren't leaving. 1.3273 0.03689 275 206 48 21
428 On the plus side, dear, we now shave four hours off our trip to the beach." 1.3273 0.03428 275 199 62 14
429 Do you want to talk about it? 1.3273 0.03542 275 202 56 17
430 Low tide is just not what it used to be. 1.3273 0.03505 275 201 58 16
431 Stan, you promised that global warming wouldn't upset our vacation plans until 2030. 1.3273 0.03616 275 204 52 19
432 This is your local newscaster reporting on a couple of Trump supporters who have been waiting since early summer for the fake ocean rise to recede.... 1.3272 0.03681 272 203 49 20
433 Apparently a rising tide doesn't float all boats. 1.3272 0.03681 272 203 49 20
434 I didn't think I could hold it until the tide came in. 1.3260 0.03669 273 204 49 20
435 I’m not moving until you admit I told you so. 1.3260 0.03706 273 205 47 21
436 Care to share your doubts about climate change Bob? 1.3259 0.03584 270 199 54 17
437 When the tide goes out I want you to go with it." 1.3258 0.03493 267 194 59 14
438 Thank God we've got a roof deck. 1.3247 0.03417 271 196 62 13
439 This was always our spot and we won't let global warming change it. 1.3247 0.03417 271 196 62 13
440 I hope you brought rice for your phone. 1.3247 0.03457 271 197 60 14
441 Waiting for Godot in the age of climate change. 1.3247 0.03649 271 202 50 19
442 Please tell me that was your foot brushing my leg.... 1.3247 0.03686 271 203 48 20
443 They did say global warming would impact the next generation most of all. Hone, have you seen the kids? 1.3246 0.03600 268 198 53 17
444 I told you to vote Democrat. 1.3246 0.03677 268 200 49 19
445 Did we bring the children ? 1.3246 0.03639 268 199 51 18
446 What time does the tide come in? 1.3246 0.03639 268 199 51 18
447 Can you text Noah to pick us up around 6? 1.3235 0.03446 272 198 60 14
448 Climate Change Hoax Society members enjoying the natural fluctuation in water levels . 1.3234 0.03349 269 193 65 11
449 Because it's Florida. You're not allowed to say climate change. 1.3233 0.03456 266 193 60 13
450 I just don't understand. We were the first people I know to buy a hybrid. 1.3220 0.03593 264 195 53 16
451 Honey, why is he drawing us? 1.3220 0.03711 264 198 47 19
452 The water's not going to rise, you said.The water's not going to rise that fast, you said.We can move the beach chairs to the roof, you said. Oh, look, there are the Murphys clinging to their chimney." 1.3220 0.03553 264 194 55 15
453 Two dry Martini's 1.3220 0.03672 264 197 49 18
454 Remember when Houston was 50 miles from the coast? 1.3218 0.03621 261 193 52 16
455 I'm sorry. I thought Greenland would be safe. 1.3207 0.03958 237 179 40 18
456 I’m not selling until we get our price. 1.3205 0.03759 259 195 45 19
457 Oh really? Then why is the water suddenly warmer? 1.3205 0.03719 259 194 47 18
458 I thought climate change was next year? 1.3205 0.03554 259 190 55 14
459 Should we tell the Fake News or the Real News about this? 1.3205 0.03637 259 192 51 16
460 Next time you ask for a table with an ocean view, you might want to tip the maitre de. 1.3205 0.03512 259 189 57 13
461 What happens in Florida doesn't seem to stay in Florida. 1.3205 0.03425 259 187 61 11
462 I know global warming is just fake news, but it sure seems real.... 1.3205 0.03596 259 191 53 15
463 Does this water feel glacial to you? 1.3205 0.03469 259 188 59 12
464 Well, I'm not moving until you apologize either. 1.3205 0.03678 259 193 49 17
465 I dunno, honey. Maybe we should have switched to those squiggly lightbulbs. 1.3205 0.03425 259 187 61 11
466 Seems like only yesterday they called global warming a hoax. 1.3205 0.03469 259 188 59 12
467 I still say tide tables are not proven science. 1.3205 0.03719 259 194 47 18
468 Mom and Dad. Alaska, July 2042. 1.3205 0.03596 259 191 53 15
469 Are you _absolutely_ sure that global warming is a myth, dear? 1.3205 0.03512 259 189 57 13
470 I told you in 2018 that we shouldn't book this Miami hotel for 2020. 1.3192 0.03458 260 189 59 12
471 Don't worry dear, it's not an omen. I've had much worse honeymoons than this 1.3192 0.03625 260 193 51 16
472 Don't make waves, Dear. 1.3191 0.03483 257 187 58 12
473 By the way, we're up to our ears in credit card debt too. 1.3180 0.03446 261 190 59 12
474 Remember when we cared? 1.3178 0.03515 258 189 56 13
475 Reasonable people can disagree on the science. 1.3176 0.03835 255 194 41 20
476 That better have been just a warm current. 1.3176 0.03628 255 189 51 15
477 Glacier National Park has changed since I was a kid. 1.3176 0.03754 255 192 45 18
478 I'm not saying it again. I rented this umbrella for the whole day and we're getting our money's worth! 1.3176 0.03586 255 188 53 14
479 In an hour, these will be prime beach seats. 1.3176 0.03628 255 189 51 15
480 Think of it as being immersed in the present. 1.3176 0.03713 255 191 47 17
481 Let me guess. You found this place on Kelp. 1.3173 0.03774 249 187 45 17
482 In six hours, 12 minutes and 30 seconds, this will be a prime location! 1.3164 0.03616 256 190 51 15
483 Did he say 40 days or 40 years? 1.3164 0.03531 256 188 55 13
484 So, Mr. Sit In The Same Place on the Beach Every Year, do you still think global warming is a Chinese hoax? 1.3164 0.03782 256 194 43 19
485 We are in big trouble Harry, it’s not even high tide. 1.3164 0.03260 256 182 67 7
486 Should we also address our marital complacency? 1.3164 0.03782 256 194 43 19
487 On the bright side, we’ll never have to water the garden again. 1.3164 0.03658 256 191 49 16
488 He did say there would be a Huge blue wave this year, who knew he meant water. 1.3164 0.03531 256 188 55 13
489 Aside from the occasional beer can, what exactly is it that a rising tide is supposed to lift? 1.3164 0.03443 256 186 59 11
490 Did you bring the shark repellant? 1.3164 0.03574 256 189 53 14
491 I kinda miss the polar bears. 1.3162 0.03645 253 188 50 15
492 No, you were definitely wearing trunks when you left the house. 1.3162 0.03513 253 185 56 12
493 They should come with our order soon 1.3162 0.03730 253 190 46 17
494 If only you'd remembered your bathing suit. 1.3162 0.03688 253 189 48 16
495 NEAR the water, I said NEAR the water . . . 1.3162 0.03558 253 186 54 13
496 Do you remember our first trip to Antarctica? 1.3162 0.03730 253 190 46 17
497 Even on vacation we're barely keeping our heads above water. 1.3162 0.03602 253 187 52 14
498 Do you ever get that sinking feeling? 1.3162 0.03469 253 184 58 11
499 At least this way no one knows I'm a mermaid. 1.3162 0.03513 253 185 56 12
500 It's not how I remember from my childhood. 1.3160 0.03674 250 186 49 15
501 At least the fires have been contained 1.3160 0.03541 250 183 55 12
502 Guess what Honey. I don't have to get up to pee anymore. 1.3160 0.03586 250 184 53 13
503 At least we're not a shallow couple. 1.3160 0.03630 250 185 51 14
504 Maybe we need a new site for our Climate Change Deniers' conference. 1.3147 0.03437 251 182 59 10
505 I don't know how long I can go on being a global warming denier, dear. 1.3145 0.03864 248 189 40 19
506 You think somewhere in the North Pole there's two penguins sitting waist deep in sand? 1.3145 0.03822 248 188 42 18
507 Ok no one is looking. See if you can find your bottoms. 1.3145 0.03416 248 179 60 9
508 You and I both know that global warming is a hoax, Murray, but apparently we neglected to tell the Atlantic. 1.3145 0.03691 248 185 48 15
509 So, when did they say FEMA was gettin here? 1.3145 0.03735 248 186 46 16
510 O.K. - you were right, it was low tide. 1.3145 0.03510 248 181 56 11
511 I suppose the Fake News will say this somehow proves the sea level is rising. 1.3145 0.03735 248 186 46 16
512 How long was I asleep for? 1.3145 0.03510 248 181 56 11
513 Well, at least we don't need to buy Depends anymore. 1.3145 0.03647 248 184 50 14
514 At least the wildfires are out. 1.3145 0.03416 248 179 60 9
515 I thought we voted for him because he said he was going to drain the swamp. 1.3133 0.03452 249 181 58 10
516 Hank and Dora find out for themselves what the climate change hysteria is all about. 1.3133 0.03590 249 184 52 13
517 Another year at the climate change denier summer home 1.3133 0.03544 249 183 54 12
518 I figure another two years and our condo will be beachfront. 1.3133 0.03634 249 185 50 14
519 I always get waxing and waning mixed up. 1.3133 0.03722 249 187 46 16
520 Here comes the beer you ordered! 1.3117 0.03740 247 186 45 16
521 How about for our next vacation we avoid places that offer a “climate change discount”? 1.3115 0.03681 244 182 48 14
522 I didn't realize this is what the bank meant by our beach house was under water. 1.3115 0.03541 244 179 54 11
523 I never said it was a hoax. I just said there was disagreement. 1.3115 0.03541 244 179 54 11
524 The government says it's 'nuisance flooding,' not sea-level rise. 1.3115 0.03816 244 185 42 17
525 And you said I wasn't using the word 'literally' right when I said that 'Our marriage is literally underwater.' 1.3115 0.03816 244 185 42 17
526 Trust me, Nicholas, when the tide goes out, we are going to have the best spot on the beach. 1.3115 0.03681 244 182 48 14
527 But I don't believe in climate change. 1.3115 0.03635 244 181 50 13
528 Maybe Al Gore was right after all. 1.3115 0.03588 244 180 52 12
529 The POTUS said no global warming. You know he can't say that if it's not true. 1.3115 0.03771 244 184 44 16
530 Harold, obviously the tide chart you saw this morning on Fox was fake news. 1.3115 0.03635 244 181 50 13
531 I think we’re alone now. 1.3115 0.03903 244 187 38 19
532 Cyclical, my ass. 1.3115 0.03771 244 184 44 16
533 You see,dear. The tide does change,even for Republicans. 1.3115 0.03771 244 184 44 16
534 Well, what are we wading for? 1.3112 0.03711 241 180 47 14
535 My implants are the only thing keeping this marriage afloat. 1.3112 0.03664 241 179 49 13
536 First come, first surfed. "I thought it was a typo" 1.3112 0.03664 241 179 49 13
537 On the plus side, no one can see that you are wearing a speedo. 1.3112 0.03803 241 182 43 16
538 Harold, that IS you playing footsie, isn't it? 1.3112 0.03664 241 179 49 13
539 I guess we’ll enjoy this vacation come hell AND high water. 1.3096 0.03485 239 174 56 9
540 I don't know about you, but I think this was a small price to pay for buying a big gas guzzling SUV. 1.3096 0.03913 239 183 38 18
541 On the bright side, flies aren't biting my ankles 1.3096 0.03535 239 175 54 10
542 I don’t care what your orange friend says Fred - this is about climate change. 1.3096 0.03585 239 176 52 11
543 It came in. It will go out. 1.3096 0.03633 239 177 50 12
544 If the seafood isn’t fresh I’m going to say something. 1.3096 0.03729 239 179 46 14
545 If climate change were real, why is this water so cold? 1.3096 0.03776 239 180 44 15
546 It's not the heat, it's the sea level. 1.3096 0.03958 239 184 36 19
547 The water may be higher, but at least it's warmer. 1.3096 0.03681 239 178 48 13
548 What was it you were saying about high tide being fake news? 1.3096 0.03822 239 181 42 16
549 So this is "fake climate." 1.3096 0.03868 239 182 40 17
550 Now I see why the Maldives vacation package was so cheap. 1.3096 0.03633 239 177 50 12
551 30 years of marriage and this is the wettest you've ever made me 1.3087 0.05030 149 115 22 12
552 How far out there is our house? 1.3086 0.03544 243 179 53 11
553 I hate being in Al Gore's dreams. 1.3083 0.03620 240 178 50 12
554 Well, it saves on the long walk to the restroom. 1.3083 0.03668 240 179 48 13
555 At least there isn't a line to use the rest rooms. 1.3083 0.03854 240 183 40 17
556 You wear the Speedo - we sit out here. 1.3083 0.03715 240 180 46 14
557 Something in the unparalleled view just bit my finger. 1.3080 0.03747 237 178 45 14
558 But we've been going to this same spot for years! 1.3080 0.03650 237 176 49 12
559 Please tell me that's just you playing footsie. 1.3080 0.03551 237 174 53 10
560 It's not the heat - it's the humidity. 1.3080 0.03841 237 180 41 16
561 Now do you still believe he's making America great again? 1.3067 0.03733 238 179 45 14
562 They laughed when we bought oceanfront property in Arizona. 1.3067 0.03780 238 180 43 15
563 Is that a Moray eel, or are you just happy to meet me? 1.3067 0.03827 238 181 41 16
564 This is apparently what the resort's brochure described as an "all-natural infinity pool." 1.3067 0.03733 238 179 45 14
565 Don't the tips of those letters spell out "Mar-a-Lago"? 1.3064 0.03860 235 179 40 16
566 Can I see that brochure again? 1.3060 0.03698 232 173 47 12
567 Ralph, for the last time...Global Warming is not an opinion. 1.3060 0.03894 232 177 39 16
568 It's a great sand castle honey, I just think the moat is a bit much. 1.3060 0.03748 232 174 45 13
569 What did you say Playa de Baño meant? 1.3060 0.03490 232 169 55 8
570 I think my water broke” 1.3060 0.03797 232 175 43 14
571 I wish more people had listened to you, Al. 1.3060 0.03942 232 178 37 17
572 That was inconvenient, Al. 1.3060 0.03698 232 173 47 12
573 Can't you admit you were wrong just this one time? 1.3060 0.03748 232 174 45 13
574 You proposed to me on this very spot 35 years ago. That was so much CO2 ago. 1.3060 0.03894 232 177 39 16
575 I say blame it on fake news or Obama. 1.3060 0.03698 232 173 47 12
576 So how did your climate change deniers meeting go this morning? 1.3060 0.03894 232 177 39 16
577 Should we move? 1.3060 0.03647 232 172 49 11
578 Have you seen the children? 1.3060 0.03595 232 171 51 10
579 Climate Change. I didn’t see that coming! 1.3060 0.03797 232 175 43 14
580 So, how many glaciers are we down to now? 1.3060 0.03647 232 172 49 11
581 Even here in Kansas it's getting harder to deny climate change. 1.3060 0.03595 232 171 51 10
582 Is this hat too Hamptons? 1.3060 0.03797 232 175 43 14
583 Care to resume our debate on Global Warming today sweetheart? 1.3047 0.03684 233 174 47 12
584 Herb, would you be a darling and snag my Tab before it floats away? 1.3047 0.03734 233 175 45 13
585 So let's see...'climate change is a hoax' and 'now is the time to buy waterfront property' . What more wisdom does your cousin have to offer? 1.3047 0.04020 233 181 33 19
586 Face it, Harry. We're in hell AND hot water. 1.3047 0.03832 233 177 41 15
587 Frank, are you peeing again? 1.3047 0.04066 233 182 31 20
588 Shish! Not one word! We're Republicans! Global warming doesn't exist! 1.3047 0.03927 233 179 37 17
589 Miami Beach 2025 1.3047 0.03684 233 174 47 12
590 I think I just saw a polar bear. 1.3047 0.03783 233 176 43 14
591 Ok, you win. Next time we vote for the candidate who says it’s not a hoax. 1.3043 0.03766 230 173 44 13
592 Well, I'm glad the tide came in. I had to pee. 1.3043 0.03766 230 173 44 13
593 Pretty sure I'm not as happy as a clam 1.3043 0.03664 230 171 48 11
594 Yeah, Denver was different in the old days but I still don't believe in climate change... 1.3043 0.03766 230 173 44 13
595 is this a good time to tell you I hate your mother? 1.3043 0.03914 230 176 38 16
596 Is that your hand? 1.3043 0.03611 230 170 50 10
597 You know this is all Obama’s fault. 1.3030 0.03851 231 176 40 15
598 So, this Global Warming...still fake news? 1.3030 0.03752 231 174 44 13
599 What time does high tide roll in? 1.3030 0.03752 231 174 44 13
600 This doesn't mean that climate change is real. 1.3030 0.03851 231 176 40 15
601 Didn't he do a terrifc job, here in Pueryo Rico?! 1.3017 0.04026 232 181 32 19
602 Who would have thought Global Warming would give us beachfront property. Yeah but were in Arizona. 1.3009 0.03803 226 171 42 13
603 First our mortgage, now this? 1.3009 0.03854 226 172 40 14
604 I don't think we bought at the right time. 1.3009 0.03854 226 172 40 14
605 I see you have finally removed the MAGA from your hat... 1.3004 0.03837 223 169 41 13
606 I still don't believe in global warming and refuse to let a little climate change ruin a perfectly good vacation! 1.3004 0.03675 223 166 47 10
607 I think I just got a nibble. 1.3004 0.03730 223 167 45 11
608 The umbrella's no help. 1.3004 0.03991 223 172 35 16
609 China is really going overboard trying to fake global warming. 1.3004 0.03940 223 171 37 15
610 I thought “being underwater” was just a financial term 1.3004 0.03675 223 166 47 10
611 Now aren't you glad you signed that petition against those wind turbines? They would've really spoiled this view. 1.3004 0.03889 223 170 39 14
612 Not yet, Bob. I want to wait for the tide to go out so we can see our old chimney. 1.3004 0.03675 223 166 47 10
613 There goes Iceland. 1.3004 0.04042 223 173 33 17
614 Now that the tide is going out, I suggest you put your trunks back on. Please. 1.3004 0.03730 223 167 45 11
615 Ya gotta give those clever Chinese a lot of credit. They sure know how to play up their global warming hoax! 1.3004 0.03940 223 171 37 15
616 I still think it's fake news. 1.3004 0.03837 223 169 41 13
617 I liked this beach more before the Trump administration 1.3004 0.03889 223 170 39 14
618 First hint that you'll never hear the end of it. 1.3004 0.04091 223 174 31 18
619 So this is the payoff for 30 years of 'trickle down.' 1.3004 0.03730 223 167 45 11
620 I appreciate your belief that this bay is not tidal, and have enjoyed your detailed reasoning as to the effects of global warming on inland waterways. May I now continue my earlier attempts to explain exactly what I mean by "manspaining?" 1.3004 0.03784 223 168 43 12
621 I submitted a caption to last week’s New Yorker cartoon caption contest but now that they’re giving Steve Bannon a platform, I want to withdraw it. I’ll also be canceling my subscription. Go fuck yourselves, Nazi sympathizers. 1.3004 0.04378 223 180 19 24
622 Steve Bannon is such an asshole. 1.3004 0.03991 223 172 35 16
623 A rising tide does what again? 1.3004 0.03620 223 165 49 9
624 Don't be alarmed, dear. I am advised that the rise in sea levels is temporary, and we should have our beach back in 15-20,000 years. 1.3004 0.03730 223 167 45 11
625 Thanks to global warming, I can enjoy the beach even with my incontinence. 1.3004 0.03837 223 169 41 13
626 Ok, so it's real. I still maintain we don't know how much is caused by human activity 1.3004 0.03675 223 166 47 10
627 No, the ocean is NOT rising; that's a democrat HOAX. 1.3004 0.03837 223 169 41 13
628 No, you said. I want to be closer to the water, you said. 1.3004 0.03889 223 170 39 14
629 GREETINGS... from Mar-a-Lago! (2028) 1.3004 0.03837 223 169 41 13
630 I guess what they say is true - time and tide wait for no one! 1.3004 0.04042 223 173 33 17
631 I liked it better when we just had a water view. 1.3004 0.03784 223 168 43 12
632 I guess that review was written before the ice caps melted. 1.2996 0.03737 227 171 44 12
633 The New American Gothic 1.2996 0.03737 227 171 44 12
634 Low tide is at 3.47 and then you’ll see who picked the best godamn spot on the beach 1.2996 0.03684 227 170 46 11
635 It wasn't just me, Barbara. You were certainly happy at the time to host that Scott Pruitt fundraiser. 1.2996 0.03890 227 174 38 15
636 Tides aren't proven science 1.2996 0.03840 227 173 40 14
637 Your prostate must be behaving today. You haven't had to excuse yourself since we got here. 1.2996 0.03788 227 172 42 13
638 Dear, I don't think we should use the weather reports from Fox News anymore. 1.2996 0.03737 227 171 44 12
639 I think you misunderstood what the beach guard meant by "surf's up." 1.2996 0.03577 227 168 50 9
640 When I promised to stay with you come hell or high water, I chose my conjunction very carefully. 1.2996 0.03940 227 175 36 16
641 We may have to rethink our position on climate change, Herb. 1.2996 0.03840 227 173 40 14
642 It's still not warm enough to be global warming. 1.2996 0.03684 227 170 46 11
643 Next year, the Hendersons get the timeshare during hurricane season. 1.2991 0.03606 224 166 49 9
644 The blue wave is not going to spoil my vacation. 1.2991 0.03874 224 171 39 14
645 Makes you think. 1.2991 0.03769 224 169 43 12
646 OK, you were right. But the water temperature is perfect. 1.2991 0.03769 224 169 43 12
647 I know but we got a great parking spot. 1.2991 0.03822 224 170 41 13
648 I think it's time for a new weather app. 1.2991 0.03874 224 171 39 14
649 Where are the kids? 1.2991 0.03822 224 170 41 13
650 I know what you're doing, Roger. 1.2991 0.03976 224 173 35 16
651 I still think it is pseudo-science 1.2991 0.03976 224 173 35 16
652 Houston we have a problem. 1.2991 0.03661 224 167 47 10
653 Do you believe in global warming now? 1.2991 0.03661 224 167 47 10
654 '" You didn't hide your phone in your sneaker again, did you?" 1.2991 0.03716 224 168 45 11
655 No,no. No need to wake your mother. 1.2991 0.03925 224 172 37 15
656 I told you not to talk to the timeshare people. 1.2991 0.03822 224 170 41 13
657 At least we don’t have to walk to the bathroom. 1.2989 0.04482 174 134 28 12
658 You'd think that somebody would have warned us. 1.2986 0.04013 221 171 34 16
659 Want to go to a movie tonight? I hear “An Inconvenient Truth” has got good reviews 1.2986 0.03692 221 165 46 10
660 Hard to believee Mar a Lago was right under us 1.2986 0.04013 221 171 34 16
661 I know it's your favorite spot, Fred, and you think climate change is a hoax. But I'm telling you. This IS low tide. 1.2986 0.03856 221 168 40 13
662 When Donald sold it to us he said it was 'no problem'. So, it must not be a problem. 1.2986 0.03802 221 167 42 12
663 Global what now? 1.2986 0.03636 221 164 48 9
664 And the liberal media said the oceans would rise - please! I can still feel the sun on my neck. 1.2986 0.03802 221 167 42 12
665 I made sandwiches. 1.2982 0.03723 228 172 44 12
666 screw global warming, we're standing our ground. 1.2982 0.03825 228 174 40 14
667 We’ve finally found the perfect spot. No crowds. 1.2982 0.03563 228 169 50 9
668 Please dear, tell me again about the climate change "hoax." 1.2982 0.03875 228 175 38 15
669 Those Chinese sure are good at hoaxes 1.2982 0.03670 228 171 46 11
670 Years ago they said it had an ocean view. 1.2963 0.03856 216 164 40 12
671 No chance that some schmuck will block our view this time. 1.2963 0.03799 216 163 42 11
672 I told you we should have tipped the beach chair guy. 1.2949 0.03611 217 161 48 8
673 This is such a hoax! 1.2949 0.03950 217 167 36 14
674 If Trump says the oceans aren't rising, then the oceans aren't rising. 1.2949 0.03611 217 161 48 8
675 Admittedly it's a little damp, but on the positive side, we have the beach to ourselves. 1.2949 0.03784 217 164 42 11
676 If you can explain why we are sitting here I won’t file for divorce. 1.2949 0.03611 217 161 48 8
677 Strange how the water goes warm every so often. 1.2949 0.03950 217 167 36 14
678 Why does your mother keep screaming like that? 1.2949 0.04056 217 169 32 16
679 You suggested Mar-a-Lago, not me. 1.2949 0.03950 217 167 36 14
680 Good thing you got here early to claim this spot. 1.2949 0.03727 217 163 44 10
681 Fox News said high tides are a part of the natural weather cycle. 1.2949 0.03840 217 165 40 12
682 Did the water just suddenly get warmer Harold? Again? 1.2949 0.03950 217 167 36 14
683 Republican picnic. 1.2949 0.04003 217 168 34 15
684 What's that melting iceberg doing out there? 1.2949 0.03429 217 158 54 5
685 I don't understand. He was extremely strong and powerful in his denial of a high tide. 1.2949 0.03784 217 164 42 11
686 You wouldn't listen to Al Gore. 1.2949 0.03784 217 164 42 11
687 I know we should move, but that view. 1.2944 0.03581 214 158 49 7
688 I've got that sinking feeling again, Albert. 1.2944 0.03456 214 156 53 5
689 Well, thinking positively we'll now be able to pee without leaving our chairs. 1.2944 0.03987 214 165 35 14
690 If you sing “the tide is high, but I’m holding on” one more time, I swear I will leave you. 1.2944 0.03818 214 162 41 11
691 Well in my opinion, the beach is half empty. 1.2944 0.04042 214 166 33 15
692 Thank goodness we brought lifeguard chairs. 1.2944 0.03702 214 160 45 9
693 Honey, why is that dolphin wearing your bathing suit? 1.2944 0.03987 214 165 35 14
694 I have some land in Florida" he said. "I need a good tax shelter" you said 1.2944 0.03818 214 162 41 11
695 You okay down there, son? 1.2944 0.04042 214 166 33 15
696 Glad we rented the umbrella! 1.2944 0.04042 214 166 33 15
697 I really wish you'd stop humming, "sittin' on the dock of the bay!" 1.2944 0.03875 214 163 39 12
698 I know I promised to stay come hell or high water. But this is ridiculous. 1.2944 0.03702 214 160 45 9
699 What would make you think the kids won't turn up once the tide goes back down? 1.2944 0.03702 214 160 45 9
700 Shall we put a message in that bottle? 1.2944 0.03818 214 162 41 11
701 Alaska 2050, your vacation destination! 1.2944 0.04042 214 166 33 15
702 No Kevin, I mean our marriage is literally underwater. 1.2944 0.03456 214 156 53 5
703 Go to Florida” they said, “it’ll be nice” they said 1.2944 0.03931 214 164 37 13
704 The resort did boast 'ocean at your fingertips', you know? 1.2944 0.03760 214 161 43 10
705 I'm half tempted to go for a swim. 1.2944 0.03581 214 158 49 7
706 When the drought hits, I say sell. 1.2944 0.03875 214 163 39 12
707 Next time, if you want a bonfire, don't steal the wood from tbe beavers. 1.2944 0.03987 214 165 35 14
708 Well Charles, have you finally reconsidered your "global warming is bunk" position? 1.2944 0.03702 214 160 45 9
709 Did you notice the cartoonist forgot to add shade? 1.2938 0.03911 211 161 38 12
710 At least the rain has stopped. 1.2936 0.03825 218 166 40 12
711 These Hurricane re-enactments are total tourist traps. 1.2936 0.03987 218 169 34 15
712 Make America What? Again 1.2936 0.03597 218 162 48 8
713 I told you we should have bought flood insurance. 1.2936 0.03934 218 168 36 14
714 I've completely forgotten about my hemorrhoids. 1.2936 0.03880 218 167 38 13
715 And to think...all this could have been prevented if we had just let the free market regulate itself. 1.2936 0.03934 218 168 36 14
716 This is the last time we say we'll take "first available." 1.2930 0.03687 215 161 45 9
717 I don't mind the ice caps melting, but a little ozone now and then would be nice. 1.2930 0.03916 215 165 37 13
718 Well how long a we going to stay in denial. 1.2930 0.03803 215 163 41 11
719 I’ve had it up to here with this beach! 1.2930 0.03803 215 163 41 11
720 You better hope a vodka drink floats by next. 1.2917 0.03788 216 164 41 11
721 A tidy place, they said 1.2917 0.03844 216 165 39 12
722 Do you think our umbrella policy will cover the flood? 1.2906 0.03946 203 155 37 11
723 Remember how we loved relaxing here when it was our rooftop deck. 1.2905 0.03737 210 158 43 9
724 Are you gonna drink that beer? 1.2905 0.03675 210 157 45 8
725 Guess I misunderstood the realtor when she said we were getting a great deal 'cause this place had been under water 1.2905 0.03857 210 160 39 11
726 Let’s visit the North Pole,” you said. “Frolic with the penguins,” you said. Do you see any penguins 1.2905 0.03797 210 159 41 10
727 Enough already with the climate change denial, Harry. Those aren’t nuns out there. They’re penguins. 1.2905 0.03915 210 161 37 12
728 It’s our spot and I am not giving it up that easily. 1.2899 0.03952 207 159 36 12
729 Being blind sucks sometimes. 1.2899 0.03770 207 156 42 9
730 Forget the water, why do the hills behind us look like ass-cracks? 1.2899 0.03952 207 159 36 12
731 Who'd you vote for, again? 1.2899 0.03770 207 156 42 9
732 Do you believe in climate change now, Steve? 1.2899 0.04011 207 160 34 13
733 Even after fifteen years you still know how to make me wet. 1.2899 0.04069 207 161 32 14
734 I blame the Chinese. 1.2899 0.04069 207 161 32 14
735 This certainly beats the crowds of low tide. 1.2899 0.03579 207 153 48 6
736 Climate change? Fake news. 1.2899 0.03892 207 158 38 11
737 So I said, "It's customary to tip the captain." And I believe your words were, "No way. What the heck could he do to us?" 1.2899 0.03707 207 155 44 8
738 Hamptons Global Warming Gothic 1.2899 0.03707 207 155 44 8
739 But her emails... 1.2899 0.04239 207 164 26 17
740 Still a tide denier, Harold? 1.2899 0.03892 207 158 38 11
741 I suppose we could go swimming. 1.2899 0.03832 207 157 40 10
742 Do you have the keys or do I? 1.2899 0.03707 207 155 44 8
743 I told you to go before we left, dear. 1.2899 0.03892 207 158 38 11
744 Still pleased with your 20% discount for booking out of season dear? 1.2891 0.04069 211 165 31 15
745 Thank goodness for climate change. Without it we would never have known what a wonderful view we have from our roof. 1.2891 0.03598 211 157 47 7
746 Well, they did say it would be sunny. 1.2891 0.03660 211 158 45 8
747 This isn't what I meant when I asked for an immersive vacation experience. 1.2891 0.04013 211 164 33 14
748 Look at the bright side, climate change is bringing beach-front property to the masses. 1.2891 0.04013 211 164 33 14
749 It's a fine line between "principled" and "stubborn", Jerry. 1.2891 0.03841 211 161 39 11
750 Our President says it's a myth and I believe him! 1.2891 0.03899 211 162 37 12
751 Honey, you were right. Reykjavik really is the new Riviera. 1.2891 0.03957 211 163 35 13
752 No, I don't see a problem with climate change. Who knew one day we could enjoy the beach without leaving Nebraska? 1.2891 0.03782 211 160 41 10
753 So, what number is this on your bucket list? 1.2891 0.03841 211 161 39 11
754 My summer reading about the global warming hoax is all wet. 1.2889 0.06170 90 70 14 6
755 I've got minnows. 1.2885 0.03936 208 160 36 12
756 This isn't exactly what I had in mind when I said I wanted to spend our vacation surrounded by water. 1.2885 0.03936 208 160 36 12
757 You had to say 'Come hell or high water' ! 1.2885 0.03994 208 161 34 13
758 I'm never going to hear the end of this, am I? 1.2885 0.03936 208 160 36 12
759 Did you remember the shark repellent? 1.2885 0.03816 208 158 40 10
760 When does the tide come in? 1.2885 0.03936 208 160 36 12
761 Honey, the tide is high and I’m moving on. 1.2885 0.03692 208 156 44 8
762 At least the fish is fresh. 1.2885 0.03876 208 159 38 11
763 The liberal media won't tell you that Kansas can be lovely over the holidays. 1.2885 0.03876 208 159 38 11
764 Do you think of this as a metaphor for our marriage? 1.2885 0.03754 208 157 42 9
765 We're going to need a bigger towel. 1.2885 0.04052 208 162 32 14
766 Global warming", you said. . ."Let's go to the beach and soak up some of that sun", you said. . 1.2885 0.03754 208 157 42 9
767 I didn't think pulling out of the Paris Accord would come to this? 1.2885 0.03816 208 158 40 10
768 Maybe next year we should go to the mountains. 1.2885 0.04052 208 162 32 14
769 ‘First it was our mortgage and now this!” 1.2885 0.03936 208 160 36 12
770 Thanks, Obama. 1.2885 0.04109 208 163 30 15
771 Low tide used to be so boring before climate change. 1.2885 0.03754 208 157 42 9
772 Off Season" and global warming, no wonder its so "reasonable. 1.2885 0.04052 208 162 32 14
773 I don't think your trunks are going to float back harry. 1.2885 0.03936 208 160 36 12
774 Ok, Ok next year we will go to Burning Man 1.2885 0.03692 208 156 44 8
775 Now they'll call you High Water Mark. 1.2885 0.03816 208 158 40 10
776 I'm not playing footsie! I thought you were. 1.2885 0.03629 208 155 46 7
777 Damn you Frank......I just felt warm water ...... 1.2885 0.04052 208 162 32 14
778 But you gotta admit, the price was great. 1.2885 0.03629 208 155 46 7
779 Well, which is it: global warming or climate change? 1.2885 0.03564 208 154 48 6
780 Trust me. When the tide goes out this will be the best spot on the beach! 1.2885 0.03754 208 157 42 9
781 The tide is high but I’m holdin’ on. Could be a song in that Doris. 1.2885 0.03876 208 159 38 11
782 Trust me, seven hours from now, people would kill for this spot. 1.2885 0.03754 208 157 42 9
783 Told you it was real. 1.2878 0.03913 205 157 37 11
784 Is there an off'-chance that you confused the tidal chart with the shuttle bus schedule? 1.2871 0.03950 202 155 36 11
785 I think if we have one more year of global warming, we're going to have to move the umbrella. 1.2857 0.03742 203 153 42 8
786 Are you sure he said, ‘Until depth do us part?’ 1.2857 0.03742 203 153 42 8
787 Well,it was beachfront when we bought it. 1.2857 0.03994 203 157 34 12
788 I know you said we were going to the beach come hell or high water, but seriously?" 1.2857 0.04174 203 160 28 15
789 Is this what you meant when you said we'd be going on this vacation come hell or high water? 1.2857 0.03807 203 154 40 9
790 I don't know what all this climate change talk is about, the weather feels fine to me 1.2857 0.03742 203 153 42 8
791 Let's invite Steve Bannon. 1.2857 0.03994 203 157 34 12
792 All I'm saying is, when you drink beer with an overactive bladder there are consequences. 1.2857 0.04055 203 158 32 13
793 Still think we won a cruise, or will you FINALLY admit that it was a robo-call? 1.2857 0.03807 203 154 40 9
794 Is that Al Gore I hear snickering behind us? 1.2857 0.03742 203 153 42 8
795 Well, this explains the complimentary life jackets. 1.2857 0.03742 203 153 42 8
796 Still think it is politically motivated Frank? 1.2857 0.03933 203 156 36 11
797 Going with the flow is not as relaxing as I'd hoped. 1.2857 0.03870 203 155 38 10
798 I can’t believe you’re still telling our friends we’re Republican. 1.2850 0.03842 200 152 39 9
799 Frankly, I like it better when it was a glacier. 1.2850 0.03971 200 154 35 11
800 Is that you, sweetie? 1.2850 0.04095 200 156 31 13
801 'I don't care', you said. 'I'm voted for him anyway', you said. 1.2850 0.03971 200 154 35 11
802 Told you that we should have sold the beach property before the icebergs melted. 1.2850 0.03842 200 152 39 9
803 Isn't climate change is a bitch? 1.2850 0.03971 200 154 35 11
804 I thought you meant our mortgage. 1.2850 0.03641 200 149 45 6
805 Somehow I still feel my phone vibrating in my pocket. 1.2850 0.03971 200 154 35 11
806 You're sure the ad said ocean front and not ocean floor? 1.2850 0.03971 200 154 35 11
807 And we're in Idaho. Think what the tides are like in LA. 1.2850 0.03776 200 151 41 8
808 That wasn't the 'Blue Wave' I was hoping for. 1.2850 0.03907 200 153 37 10
809 Whatever possessed you to kill that albatross? 1.2850 0.04095 200 156 31 13
810 Next time let's not make our reservations so far in advance. 1.2850 0.03907 200 153 37 10
811 Next year we need to book with a travel agent who is not a climate change denier." 1.2850 0.03776 200 151 41 8
812 Funny ... I didn't hear Biblical Flood in the forecast. 1.2850 0.03776 200 151 41 8
813 Between global warming, and being under water with our mortgage, I think we're sunk. 1.2850 0.03776 200 151 41 8
814 Land shark. 1.2850 0.04156 200 157 29 14
815 Most failed marriages occur within 3 feet of water. 1.2850 0.03842 200 152 39 9
816 Morning news said we’ve got a good hour still before we gotta move” 1.2850 0.03641 200 149 45 6
817 Fish sure are biting today. 1.2850 0.03776 200 151 41 8
818 That one wave looks like a signature. 1.2850 0.03971 200 154 35 11
819 In a few hours we'll have the best spot on the beach. 1.2850 0.03842 200 152 39 9
820 I always thought you'd leave me high and dry. 1.2850 0.04034 200 155 33 12
821 The water's refreshing, but exactly where is our backyard grill? 1.2850 0.04095 200 156 31 13
822 Yeah, it's definitely a hoax. 1.2850 0.03842 200 152 39 9
823 If you need another beer, Al, go down to the kitchen yourself. 1.2850 0.03641 200 149 45 6
824 Pruned bottom, tan on top. Global warming line 2018 1.2850 0.03842 200 152 39 9
825 Have you seen the kids? 1.2850 0.03971 200 154 35 11
826 Look, 5-6 years years ago it would have cost 10 times as much. 1.2850 0.03971 200 154 35 11
827 You say coastal erosion. I say global warming. Dumbass. 1.2850 0.03842 200 152 39 9
828 When I said I wanted to get away from it all, I didn't mean land. 1.2843 0.03916 204 157 36 11
829 Maybe from now on you will let me read one or two of the bad reviews. 1.2836 0.03693 201 151 43 7
830 Hmm. Maybe melting the polar icecaps does matter. 1.2836 0.03826 201 153 39 9
831 Whatever you´re doing, stop it. 1.2836 0.03954 201 155 35 11
832 I don't know, Fred. I thought global warming would mean BETTER beach days. 1.2835 0.03777 194 146 41 7
833 Just remember, what we see and what we hear isn't happening. 1.2814 0.04100 199 156 30 13
834 The line is short now. Want another beer? 1.2814 0.03426 199 146 50 3
835 Let's do this again, but at low tide. 1.2806 0.03948 196 151 35 10
836 When did we decide to go in the water? 1.2806 0.04014 196 152 33 11
837 Stop it with your "climate change" nonsense,Harold! It just happens to be really humid today. 1.2806 0.03881 196 150 37 9
838 Tell me that was you. 1.2806 0.04078 196 153 31 12
839 We are staying. We've been through hell and high water to get here. 1.2806 0.03881 196 150 37 9
840 I've said it before but I will say it again, God buried fossil fuels because he loves to see us find them. 1.2806 0.03948 196 151 35 10
841 Well, this beachfront was a bargain. 1.2806 0.03948 196 151 35 10
842 Well, at least I won't hear you fart... 1.2806 0.04266 196 156 25 15
843 Hmm..dear, please tell me that is you playing footsies 1.2806 0.03881 196 150 37 9
844 The swamp extends to Mar-a-lago 1.2806 0.04142 196 154 29 13
845 No, I’m fine. I’m wearing waterproof makeup. 1.2806 0.03948 196 151 35 10
846 I think they've forgotten your gin and tonic. 1.2806 0.04014 196 152 33 11
847 It still doesn't mean global warming has a human cause. 1.2806 0.04078 196 153 31 12
848 Not seagulls, those are buzzards. 1.2806 0.03601 196 146 45 5
849 It appears that the Jersey Shore has come to us. 1.2806 0.03813 196 149 39 8
850 It's called sun bathing, Philip. Sun. Bathing. 1.2806 0.03813 196 149 39 8
851 Well,​ at least we don't have to get up to get in the water. 1.2806 0.04142 196 154 29 13
852 I guess it's too late to wake up your mother. 1.2806 0.04078 196 153 31 12
853 It is low tide, dear. 1.2806 0.03744 196 148 41 7
854 At least we're not being bothered by any ants. 1.2806 0.03948 196 151 35 10
855 I told you, we didn’t have the beach to ourselves for no reason. 1.2806 0.03813 196 149 39 8
856 When I ordered a beer float, this isn't what I had in mind. 1.2806 0.04014 196 152 33 11
857 Did you just pee? 1.2806 0.04142 196 154 29 13
858 Maybe we shouldn't have voted third party. 1.2806 0.03744 196 148 41 7
859 Globe may be warming, but the water is still cold. 1.2806 0.04014 196 152 33 11
860 It looks like I won that global warming argument. 1.2806 0.04014 196 152 33 11
861 It IS the humidity. 1.2806 0.04078 196 153 31 12
862 Low tide just isn’t the same anymore 1.2806 0.03528 196 145 47 4
863 I'd like to see the HOA tell me not to water my lawn now 1.2806 0.03881 196 150 37 9
864 Please tell me those are your toes I feel! 1.2806 0.04142 196 154 29 13
865 Where did Noah say we should be by 2? 1.2806 0.03948 196 151 35 10
866 Yes Donny, the rise in sea level theory is a hoax made up by those bad people who hate us. 1.2806 0.04014 196 152 33 11
867 Noah, didn't DJT say that he was going to drain the swamp? Yes Naamah, but what can we expect from a guy who says he lives on the 68th floor of a 58 story building? 1.2806 0.04078 196 153 31 12
868 Yes, but when the tide goes out, we'll have a really nice spot. 1.2806 0.03813 196 149 39 8
869 I'm not leaving until they bring the free drink they advertised. 1.2806 0.03813 196 149 39 8
870 First a beer can. Next a mass of plastic straws. 1.2800 0.03484 200 148 48 4
871 “Its getting late. Are you sure Noah chose us?” 1.2798 0.04185 193 152 28 13
872 When the ad said 'waterfront view' I imagined something a bit different. 1.2798 0.03987 193 149 34 10
873 On the plus side, we only need half as much sun blcok. 1.2798 0.03778 193 146 40 7
874 Maybe so, but at least we got a good deal on the timeshare. 1.2798 0.03987 193 149 34 10
875 When you said it was under water, I thought you meant the mortgage. 1.2798 0.03849 193 147 38 8
876 There must be more to that Chinese hoax than we realized. 1.2798 0.03918 193 148 36 9
877 Did I not ASK you to go BEFORE we sat down? 1.2798 0.04185 193 152 28 13
878 Pay extra for the ocean view, you said. It'll be so worth it, you said. Your sister will be so impressed, you said. 1.2798 0.04120 193 151 30 12
879 That was quite a downpour. 1.2798 0.03987 193 149 34 10
880 I think we need to start thinking about selling our place. 1.2798 0.04054 193 150 32 11
881 I think the timeshare presentation was not entirely accurate 1.2798 0.03778 193 146 40 7
882 I'd really like to get out of this time share. 1.2798 0.03849 193 147 38 8
883 It's snowing in Aspen, so your argument is invalid. 1.2798 0.03778 193 146 40 7
884 Just wait. Low tide will be perfect. 1.2798 0.03918 193 148 36 9
885 Remind me to drown our travel agent" 1.2798 0.03918 193 148 36 9
886 Don’t think of it as severe flooding, but rather a surplus of natural resources. 1.2798 0.03778 193 146 40 7
887 If it's global warming, how come the water is so cool? 1.2798 0.03987 193 149 34 10
888 Are you tired of winning yet, Wilbert? 1.2798 0.03918 193 148 36 9
889 Okay you’ve seen the tide. Now can we go? 1.2798 0.04249 193 153 26 14
890 My water just broke 1.2798 0.03918 193 148 36 9
891 Perhaps we should wake up Sarah. 1.2798 0.03918 193 148 36 9
892 Honey, where are the kids? 1.2798 0.03706 193 145 42 6
893 Honey, seriously? And give up that great parking spot? 1.2798 0.03918 193 148 36 9
894 I now understand why your perfect spot was uninhabited. 1.2798 0.04120 193 151 30 12
895 Are you SURE you turned off the sprinkler? 1.2798 0.03849 193 147 38 8
896 So, its beach front now. 1.2798 0.03987 193 149 34 10
897 Not a word about trump. I’m serious. 1.2798 0.03918 193 148 36 9
898 Well at least our taxes are lower 1.2798 0.03632 193 144 44 5
899 You had to spill the bottomless margarita? 1.2798 0.04120 193 151 30 12
900 Climate Change... Global Warming... I don't think it matters what we call it anymore. 1.2798 0.03632 193 144 44 5
901 Nothing better than Alaska in November 1.2797 0.04698 143 111 24 8
902 Good thinking on that condo in Omaha. 1.2792 0.03727 197 149 41 7
903 We've paid for 8 hours...so 8 hours is what we'll have. 1.2784 0.03690 194 146 42 6
904 I thought we'd be safe in Oklahoma. Senator Inhofe said climate change was a hoax. 1.2784 0.04035 194 151 32 11
905 I hate to admit it, but Al Gore was right. 1.2784 0.03761 194 147 40 7
906 It's not global warming it's all water they got from draining the swamp. 1.2784 0.03901 194 149 36 9
907 Come hell or high water, David and Jennifer were determined to enjoy their holiday! 1.2784 0.03901 194 149 36 9
908 I was going to ask where the bathroom is but nevemind. 1.2784 0.04035 194 151 32 11
909 I may have to rethink my position on global warming. 1.2784 0.03832 194 148 38 8
910 Well, you were right about the umbrella. 1.2784 0.03969 194 150 34 10
911 Wet enough for ya? 1.2784 0.03901 194 149 36 9
912 Could be global warming. Or merely a metaphor for our marriage. 1.2784 0.03901 194 149 36 9
913 Did you bring the big towels? 1.2784 0.03969 194 150 34 10
914 I swear to God, Janet. That idiot, Al Gore said it would be this bad by 2014... well it's 2018, Janet. Do not debate me" 1.2784 0.03761 194 147 40 7
915 I don't think Mom and Dad are coming back. 1.2781 0.03538 187 138 46 3
916 I thought rising sea levels would not be a problem in Denver. 1.2769 0.03745 195 148 40 7
917 This is not like the Alaska Winters of my childhood. 1.2769 0.04147 195 154 28 13
918 But Tom, an offshore wind farm would ruin our view. 1.2766 0.04048 188 146 32 10
919 The bait shop tide table was wrong again. 1.2766 0.03522 188 139 46 3
920 LIMERICK: It was a creative way that they died...Claudia, with Mike by her side...Used sea level rise...To meet their demise...Global warming -Assisted suicide. 1.2751 0.04030 189 147 32 10
921 Ok, so maybe the tide report isn’t “fake news.” 1.2751 0.03887 189 145 36 8
922 When should we acknowledge that you were wrong about low tide? 1.2751 0.04167 189 149 28 12
923 How long were we asleep? 1.2751 0.03740 189 143 40 6
924 Just shut up and pass the sunblock. 1.2751 0.04167 189 149 28 12
925 On the other hand, he was right about the size of the inauguration crowd. 1.2751 0.03664 189 142 42 5
926 ...wow...that's one big cruise ship they got there... 1.2751 0.03887 189 145 36 8
927 I forgot. After burying mom in the sand did we unbury her? 1.2751 0.04099 189 148 30 11
928 This better be high tide 1.2751 0.03740 189 143 40 6
929 I guess I didn't factor in the full moon. 1.2751 0.03887 189 145 36 8
930 I’m starting to think those climate scientists were onto something. 1.2751 0.03814 189 144 38 7
931 Mermaid Family Vacation 1.2751 0.04030 189 147 32 10
932 And I called you a sucker for buying beachfront property in Phoenix. 1.2751 0.03959 189 146 34 9
933 I remember the beach being wider last year. 1.2751 0.03740 189 143 40 6
934 I have that sinking feeling again Dave. 1.2751 0.04030 189 147 32 10
935 How about we keep our feet to ourselves, Derek? 1.2751 0.04167 189 149 28 12
936 If rising sea levels continue nude beaches will become more popular but less fun. 1.2751 0.03740 189 143 40 6
937 Phyllis, if you didn't want anyone to see your cellulite...you could have just worn pants. 1.2751 0.04099 189 148 30 11
938 Something’s nibbling on my Johnson. Enjoy it George, it’s my vacation too. 1.2751 0.04167 189 149 28 12
939 Was that a crab or are you just happy to see me? 1.2742 0.03999 186 144 33 9
940 We have to sit here, stoically, Henry, and pretend global warming is fake news... 1.2742 0.03925 186 143 35 8
941 Post Hurricane discount my ass. 1.2742 0.04071 186 145 31 10
942 Technically, we're snowed in. 1.2742 0.03774 186 141 39 6
943 On the other hand, I can pee without anyone knowing. 1.2742 0.04071 186 145 31 10
944 You checked the tide schedule,my ass! 1.2742 0.03999 186 144 33 9
945 So this is the wet bar? 1.2742 0.04141 186 146 29 11
946 If you see our waitress, can you ask for some straws? 1.2742 0.03999 186 144 33 9
947 I hadn't realized that so much of our life would be impacted by our mortgage being " under water ". 1.2742 0.03774 186 141 39 6
948 Global warming never really bothered me until today. 1.2742 0.03925 186 143 35 8
949 Time and tide”, ya know 1.2742 0.03925 186 143 35 8
950 I should have known something was wrong when I asked Siri the weather forecast, and she just gave a demonic laugh! 1.2742 0.03999 186 144 33 9
951 Well, I didn't vote for him either. 1.2742 0.03999 186 144 33 9
952 Well, at least we beat the crowds and found good parking. 1.2742 0.03999 186 144 33 9
953 Where's your snowball now, Senator Inhofe? 1.2742 0.03999 186 144 33 9
954 That was sudden. 1.2742 0.04071 186 145 31 10
955 For twenty years, Bill and Jen always set up their beach umbrella in the SAME exact spot. 1.2742 0.03999 186 144 33 9
956 I'm starting to believe in global warming. 1.2742 0.03999 186 144 33 9
957 Are you absolutely sure you understand how tides work? 1.2742 0.03774 186 141 39 6
958 Did someone say “drain the swamp”? 1.2742 0.03999 186 144 33 9
959 Don't tell me it's impossible. Get us out of this time share. 1.2742 0.03774 186 141 39 6
960 This reminds me, did you shut off the sprinkler before we left? 1.2742 0.03999 186 144 33 9
961 It's high tide we got out of here. 1.2742 0.03999 186 144 33 9
962 Yup. There was a hole in the boat. 1.2742 0.03774 186 141 39 6
963 Didn't I tell you we'd have beachfront property in the Poconos one day? 1.2742 0.03925 186 143 35 8
964 Next time let's just walk to the restrooms." 1.2742 0.03925 186 143 35 8
965 I wanted beach front, not water front. 1.2742 0.03696 186 140 41 5
966 The brochure said ocean view, What can I say ? 1.2742 0.03774 186 141 39 6
967 Well I don't miss the radio. All that nonsense about climate change. 1.2742 0.03925 186 143 35 8
968 I''m beginning to grow tired of this Chinese hoax. 1.2742 0.04071 186 145 31 10
969 Not everyone knows how to beat the crowds. 1.2742 0.03925 186 143 35 8
970 Good thing you brought the umbrella- wouldn't want to get wet. 1.2742 0.04141 186 146 29 11
971 OK, maybe I'll admit there might be 'some' global warming. 1.2742 0.03925 186 143 35 8
972 Henry and Elise sit on their deck still refusing to believe. 1.2742 0.03999 186 144 33 9
973 Just a little while longer, hon. I just know we'll see a dolphin. 1.2737 0.04011 190 148 32 10
974 This water is cold. I still don't believe in global warming. 1.2727 0.03980 187 145 33 9
975 Alexa, play "The Tide is High." 1.2727 0.03980 187 145 33 9
976 I understand this can happen when everybody flushes their toilet at the same time. 1.2727 0.03833 187 143 37 7
977 You and Donald are the only two who don't believe in global warming 1.2727 0.03907 187 144 35 8
978 The Chinese are doing a great job selling this conspiracy. 1.2727 0.03980 187 145 33 9
979 Good thing global warming is a hoax. 1.2727 0.03980 187 145 33 9
980 Bert and Esther were still confused by the concept of 'tides'. 1.2727 0.03757 187 142 39 6
981 Maybe it's time to believe the climatologists, Frank. 1.2727 0.03757 187 142 39 6
982 Dam’s gone. I told you not to chase that beaver away. 1.2727 0.04191 187 148 27 12
983 I'm so glad you took early retirement from the oil company. 1.2727 0.04122 187 147 29 11
984 This so-called global warming thing is starting to annoy me. 1.2727 0.03833 187 143 37 7
985 well, i'm wet for the first time in years 1.2727 0.04051 187 146 31 10
986 Pessimist will say that we are half in water 1.2727 0.03907 187 144 35 8
987 Say what you will about climate change, but the Kansas coast is lovely this time of year. 1.2727 0.03907 187 144 35 8
988 The hardest part is getting the water past your waist. After that it's really enjoyable. 1.2727 0.03907 187 144 35 8
989 Atleast it's sunny. 1.2727 0.03601 187 140 43 4
990 Don't pay any attention...it's just a Chinese hoax. 1.2727 0.03980 187 145 33 9
991 Because I haven't waxed. I'm not going to explain what that means. 1.2727 0.03980 187 145 33 9
992 Kind of makes me wish we had gone with an electric car in the 90's. 1.2727 0.03980 187 145 33 9
993 Did you check the faucet before we left? 1.2727 0.03833 187 143 37 7
994 Typical you remembered your beer and forgot your bathing suit. 1.2727 0.03980 187 145 33 9
995 Huh...I guess Al Gore was right. 1.2727 0.03907 187 144 35 8
996 So this is live streaming.... 1.2727 0.03520 187 139 45 3
997 No,Carl ... It’s the humidity. 1.2727 0.03680 187 141 41 5
998 Well...shit. 1.2717 0.04374 184 148 22 14
999 Just be patient, in 12 hours we will have the best spot on this beach. 1.2717 0.03713 184 139 40 5
1000 I believe in global warming, I just didn't expect it to come to the Cape. 1.2713 0.03889 188 145 35 8
1001 It's OK. Trump said it was fake tide. 1.2713 0.04102 188 148 29 11
1002 So... this is how you got crabs? 1.2713 0.04102 188 148 29 11
1003 I swear he said the Ark was on its way... 1.2707 0.03828 181 138 37 6
1004 I know you wanted to stay until hell or high water, but.... 1.2707 0.03907 181 139 35 7
1005 I just feel like we're drifting apart. 1.2707 0.04061 181 141 31 9
1006 Well, Owen, the sand castle is gone. 1.2707 0.03985 181 140 33 8
1007 I voted for Gore. 1.2707 0.04061 181 141 31 9
1008 Well, at least the kids are quiet. 1.2707 0.03985 181 140 33 8
1009 You definitely turned off the faucet? 1.2707 0.03985 181 140 33 8
1010 Pretty soon we may be in over our heads. 1.2707 0.03985 181 140 33 8
1011 Is it me, or is the water getting warmer? 1.2707 0.04136 181 142 29 10
1012 So you still think global warming doesn't exist? 1.2707 0.04136 181 142 29 10
1013 Exactly how much empirical evidence do you require to revisit your position on climate change Frank? 1.2707 0.03985 181 140 33 8
1014 Harold, is that your toe? 1.2707 0.04136 181 142 29 10
1015 When you said this vacation might put us underwater, I didn’t take you literally! 1.2707 0.03579 181 135 43 3
1016 When they said the icebergs were melting, I thought we could make it through the weekend! 1.2707 0.04061 181 141 31 9
1017 This explains the un-crowded restrooms. 1.2707 0.04282 181 144 25 12
1018 I didn't take it literally when they said our property was under water. 1.2707 0.04136 181 142 29 10
1019 All I'm saying is if it's global warming why is my beer still cold? 1.2707 0.04061 181 141 31 9
1020 Honey I think we’re in over our heads. 1.2707 0.03985 181 140 33 8
1021 If the car hasn’t floated away, I would like to go home now. 1.2707 0.04061 181 141 31 9
1022 Cheer up. This isn't happening. 1.2707 0.03985 181 140 33 8
1023 A rising tide lifts all beers. 1.2692 0.04261 182 145 25 12
1024 Their sign mentioned table service? 1.2686 0.04067 175 136 31 8
1025 Should have brought a larger umbrella. 1.2682 0.04234 179 142 26 11
1026 I really wish you didn't worry so much about having sand kicked in your face. 1.2682 0.03846 179 137 36 6
1027 It’ll be a great spot at low tide. 1.2682 0.03927 179 138 34 7
1028 No, I’m not playing footsie with you. Why? 1.2682 0.04083 179 140 30 9
1029 The water got warmer......did you just pee? 1.2682 0.04006 179 139 32 8
1030 I told you not to make fun of Noah. 1.2682 0.04083 179 140 30 9
1031 I'm figuring it's either your ragged, ungroomed toenail or a barracuda. 1.2667 0.03827 180 138 36 6
1032 Fake news. There is no such thing as global warming. 1.2667 0.03986 180 140 32 8
1033 It's a wet heat. 1.2667 0.04213 180 143 26 11
1034 Oh look, there's some ice cap for you beer. 1.2667 0.03908 180 139 34 7
1035 Go with the flow. This is the new normal. 1.2667 0.03986 180 140 32 8
1036 So, Bubba, do you think there just might be something to this global warming fake news? 1.2667 0.03986 180 140 32 8
1037 Say what you will about global warming. We can finally afford waterfront property." 1.2667 0.03827 180 138 36 6
1038 It's not even a dry heat. 1.2667 0.04139 180 142 28 10
1039 I guess this will tide us over until dinner. 1.2667 0.04063 180 141 30 9
1040 I do miss the polar bears. 1.2667 0.03986 180 140 32 8
1041 Any other inconvenient truths you want to tell me about while we're on the subject, dear? 1.2667 0.03488 180 134 44 2
1042 Timeshares always lie. 1.2652 0.03889 181 140 34 7
1043 You said we were ON the water. 1.2652 0.04044 181 142 30 9
1044 They say the worst problem in these parts is beach erosion. 1.2652 0.04119 181 143 28 10
1045 No Harold, time-shares were a bad idea even before global warming 1.2652 0.04044 181 142 30 9
1046 A rising tide may lift all boats, but we don't have a boat, honey. 1.2652 0.03889 181 140 34 7
1047 You still standby Trump pulling out of the climate accord? 1.2652 0.04265 181 145 24 12
1048 Damn, more fake news! 1.2652 0.04265 181 145 24 12
1049 Did you leave the tub on? 1.2652 0.03728 181 138 38 5
1050 No more vacations to the Grand Canyon, Harry, until we get this global warming thing fixed! 1.2652 0.04119 181 143 28 10
1051 I know, but Tsunami Beach sounded so exotic! 1.2652 0.03967 181 141 32 8
1052 I don't believe the sea level is rising, I think the beach is falling. 1.2652 0.03809 181 139 36 6
1053 How much was the hotel? I'm worried we'll be in over our heads. 1.2652 0.03967 181 141 32 8
1054 Did you put the potato chips in a Ziplock? 1.2652 0.03809 181 139 36 6
1055 I don't care if it's a hoax, it's ruining our vacation. 1.2652 0.03889 181 140 34 7
1056 So this is the blue wave! 1.2652 0.03967 181 141 32 8
1057 Do you believe in climate change now ? 1.2652 0.04044 181 142 30 9
1058 Remember, the realtor said ..”Sure the water might come up ‘someday’..but not ‘till the icecaps melt.” 1.2652 0.03967 181 141 32 8
1059 I thought you said things couldn’t get any worse. 1.2652 0.03809 181 139 36 6
1060 Not only is the mortgage on our beachfront property underwater... 1.2652 0.03889 181 140 34 7
1061 In hindsight we could have used half as much sunscreen. 1.2647 0.04134 170 133 29 8
1062 I wish it wasn't so sunny all the time." 1.2647 0.03495 170 126 43 1
1063 Can you imagine how bad this would be if climate change was real? 1.2644 0.04150 174 137 28 9
1064 I tell you, it's not global warming - it's the excess sponge farming. 1.2644 0.04307 174 139 24 11
1065 It's been ten years since the last time we were underwater. I didn't like it then and I don't like it now. 1.2644 0.03816 174 133 36 5
1066 The Andersons emerge from the depths, fully formed. 1.2644 0.04150 174 137 28 9
1067 We blame it on the liberal press. 1.2644 0.03987 174 135 32 7
1068 There's no such thing as 'global warming.' It's just that there's too much water. 1.2644 0.03987 174 135 32 7
1069 Are we real Republicans if we believe in global warming? 1.2644 0.03987 174 135 32 7
1070 George, either you're getting frisky, or some sort of sea creature is nibbling on my leg. 1.2644 0.03902 174 134 34 6
1071 We don't need a beach pass -- everything below the high-water line is public domain. 1.2644 0.03902 174 134 34 6
1072 They're pretty strict about lighting barbecues on the beach, aren't they? 1.2644 0.04229 174 138 26 10
1073 Harry, I think the Tsunami Warning takes precedence over the UV Alert right now. 1.2644 0.04069 174 136 30 8
1074 Quick -- what Blondie song am I thinking of? 1.2637 0.04172 182 145 26 11
1075 Siri, when's the next low tide? 1.2636 0.04736 129 101 22 6
1076 I can't remember the last time I was this hot and wet. 1.2632 0.04028 171 133 31 7
1077 This water is toxic, thanks to Scott Pruitt. 1.2629 0.03967 175 136 32 7
1078 It’s funny how you miss the little things. Like low tide. 1.2629 0.03883 175 135 34 6
1079 "Don't be such a pessimist. Maybe the beach is sinking." 1.2629 0.04048 175 137 30 8
1080 So much for insisting on ocean front accommodations, Mr. Amateur Travel Agent. 1.2629 0.03620 175 132 40 3
1081 American Gothic meets climate change 1.2629 0.03967 175 136 32 7
1082 It's a spot we can always have to ourselves. 1.2629 0.03967 175 136 32 7
1083 It's a good thing I'm more of a "beach half full" type of person. 1.2629 0.04129 175 138 28 9
1084 Water we going to do? 1.2629 0.04048 175 137 30 8
1085 In hindsight, I would have thought the name "High Tide Estates" would have made you think twice before cashing-in our 401K. 1.2629 0.04048 175 137 30 8
1086 The Smiths are successfully denying global warming. 1.2629 0.04208 175 139 26 10
1087 Then you said,”It’s just a small leak, I’ll fix it in the morning.” 1.2629 0.03797 175 134 36 5
1088 You mean Climate Change is Real? 1.2629 0.04285 175 140 24 11
1089 Trump would STILL deny climate change. 1.2629 0.04048 175 137 30 8
1090 The tide is high and I’m moving on. 1.2629 0.04048 175 137 30 8
1091 We don't need to sink to their level. 1.2629 0.03967 175 136 32 7
1092 Don't worry. It's only a hoax. 1.2629 0.04048 175 137 30 8
1093 Not exactly my idea of an immersion vacation. 1.2629 0.03883 175 135 34 6
1094 Why are you wearing your hat sideways? You’re 40. 1.2619 0.04242 168 133 26 9
1095 Yes, honey, global warming is a hoax. This is just high tide. 1.2619 0.03891 168 129 34 5
1096 I guess we both dozed off. 1.2616 0.03834 172 132 35 5
1097 Sandwich? 1.2614 0.04028 176 138 30 8
1098 I’m glad we just bought the time share and not the whole condo. 1.2604 0.04135 169 133 28 8
1099 ... and that's when Harvey and Dolores realized the importance of tide charts. 1.2604 0.03961 169 131 32 6
1100 We need to factor in global warming when we plan our next vacation. 1.2604 0.04135 169 133 28 8
1101 I guess ‘drain the swamp’ meant something else here too. 1.2604 0.04135 169 133 28 8
1102 When will it be cool to scream for help? 1.2604 0.04302 169 135 24 10
1103 Well, I hope there's a Cabana buoy. 1.2604 0.04302 169 135 24 10
1104 So, this is what they meant by "ocean front property". 1.2604 0.04463 169 137 20 12
1105 No way, I am not going to give up our spot on the beach. 1.2604 0.03961 169 131 32 6
1106 Think we should relocate before the tide comes in? 1.2604 0.03871 169 130 34 5
1107 You saying that we're also "half dry" isn't helping. 1.2604 0.03961 169 131 32 6
1108 No worries; the sun block is water-proof. 1.2604 0.03961 169 131 32 6
1109 You can try, but I don't think the RV will start. 1.2604 0.03871 169 130 34 5
1110 I sure hope it's high tide! 1.2604 0.04463 169 137 20 12
1111 Sure, global warming makes it hot. But no one talks about how refreshing the melting ice-cap is. 1.2604 0.03871 169 130 34 5
1112 Could you hand me my towel, dear? 1.2604 0.04219 169 134 26 9
1113 It's fine, I'm swamped at work too. 1.2604 0.03779 169 129 36 4
1114 Buy beachfront, you said. My mother told me to never listen to you when it comes to real estate. 1.2604 0.03961 169 131 32 6
1115 It's nice to be so immersed on our vacation 1.2604 0.04219 169 134 26 9
1116 Ya know, if wasn't for the total paralysis caused by the jelly fish stings, this would be a top ten day. 1.2604 0.04383 169 136 22 11
1117 So, now our vacation home is underwater too? 1.2604 0.04135 169 133 28 8
1118 This time I’m an optimist and say it’s half empty. 1.2604 0.04049 169 132 30 7
1119 Well Helen, I think this day at the beach will tide us over until next year. 1.2604 0.03871 169 130 34 5
1120 We’re never vacationing in Louisiana again. 1.2604 0.03961 169 131 32 6
1121 I don't care, I'm not giving up my favorite spot on the beach! 1.2604 0.03779 169 129 36 4
1122 This has been and will always be our spot on the beach, even if our climate-change believing friends don't want to be with us on vacation anymore. 1.2604 0.04302 169 135 24 10
1123 I want a divorce. 1.2604 0.04302 169 135 24 10
1124 I don’t get it. I feel much cooler. 1.2601 0.03902 173 134 33 6
1125 I'm thinking we should've gone with the garden view. 1.2601 0.03987 173 135 31 7
1126 I don't know, Lisa, I just feel like our marriage is sinking 1.2601 0.03987 173 135 31 7
1127 That's not my ankle. 1.2601 0.04070 173 136 29 8
1128 This used to be the Boardwalk. 1.2601 0.04232 173 138 25 10
1129 I still insist that global warming is fake news. 1.2588 0.03760 170 130 36 4
1130 C’mon, Mildred. You know truth isn’t always truth. This is fake water. 1.2588 0.04197 170 135 26 9
1131 Nothing like a little sea level rise to help cool off from global warming. 1.2588 0.04113 170 134 28 8
1132 Any second thoughts? 1.2588 0.03941 170 132 32 6
1133 Tell me again why pulling out of the climate agreement was a good thing. 1.2588 0.04197 170 135 26 9
1134 Maybe we should've recycled. 1.2588 0.04028 170 133 30 7
1135 Had enough of your "quiet beach with no screaming kids"? 1.2588 0.04028 170 133 30 7
1136 I guess they didn't drain the swamp after all 1.2588 0.04113 170 134 28 8
1137 do you think we should reconsider our stance on global warming. 1.2588 0.03941 170 132 32 6
1138 D'ya think we're carrying this "denier thing" a bit too far?? 1.2588 0.04279 170 136 24 10
1139 Is it global warming or bladder control? It Depends! 1.2588 0.04113 170 134 28 8
1140 I still wouldn’t have voted for Hillary. 1.2588 0.03941 170 132 32 6
1141 Oh, all right - climate change is real. 1.2586 0.04049 174 137 29 8
1142 Phil, did you remember to water the plants before we left? 1.2586 0.04049 174 137 29 8
1143 Go on, Howard. Tell me again how Climate Change isn't real. 1.2586 0.03882 174 135 33 6
1144 This is not the way I remember Oshkosh. 1.2586 0.04131 174 138 27 9
1145 Global warming is colder thanI thought it would be 1.2586 0.03967 174 136 31 7
1146 Is it me, or did the water just get warmer? 1.2586 0.04210 174 139 25 10
1147 It's high tide we headed back. 1.2586 0.03795 174 134 35 5
1148 So, still not convinced about the science? 1.2586 0.03882 174 135 33 6
1149 Did you remember to lock the front door? 1.2586 0.03967 174 136 31 7
1150 Please tell me that is YOU playing footsie with me. 1.2586 0.03882 174 135 33 6
1151 So is this the new low tide? 1.2586 0.04289 174 140 23 11
1152 Well, at least I didn't vote for him. 1.2586 0.04049 174 137 29 8
1153 At least I don’t have to get up to pee. 1.2586 0.03707 174 133 37 4
1154 It's fine. I don't believe in global warming. 1.2586 0.04131 174 138 27 9
1155 Should we leave before high tide? 1.2586 0.03882 174 135 33 6
1156 Oh drop the politics, that warm current was definitely man made 1.2577 0.03650 163 123 38 2
1157 Don't worry; it's all a hoax. 1.2575 0.04158 167 132 27 8
1158 Global warming! Global schwarming! Trump should just have Sessions lock her up for making America sink. 1.2575 0.04158 167 132 27 8
1159 I pray this isn't low tide. 1.2575 0.03795 167 128 35 4
1160 Do you have a tissue? 1.2575 0.03889 167 129 33 5
1161 It's never been harder to deny climate change and enjoy a sandwich. 1.2575 0.03981 167 130 31 6
1162 So just what were you going to tell the kids about your vote in Congress on the climate hoax? 1.2575 0.03981 167 130 31 6
1163 Now we know what they mean by 'Immersive Vacation'. 1.2575 0.03889 167 129 33 5
1164 This relationship is drowning me. 1.2575 0.04328 167 134 23 10
1165 Wow, the Chinese sure put a lot of effort into their hoaxes. 1.2575 0.04244 167 133 25 9
1166 Great, the cooler floats. Do you want to swim out and get it? 1.2575 0.03981 167 130 31 6
1167 I told you, honey, ‘tide’ is more than just a laundry detergent. 1.2575 0.03889 167 129 33 5
1168 The water is warm though 1.2575 0.03889 167 129 33 5
1169 Told you we wouldn't have to walk to the bathroom. 1.2575 0.03795 167 128 35 4
1170 I knew we should have joined the Paris Climate Agreement! 1.2575 0.03981 167 130 31 6
1171 You still think "Global Warming" is fake news? 1.2575 0.04244 167 133 25 9
1172 A rising tide lifts all *boats*. You have to own the boat first. 1.2575 0.04244 167 133 25 9
1173 I think I have to pee 1.2575 0.04158 167 132 27 8
1174 What were you saying about climate change ? 1.2575 0.03889 167 129 33 5
1175 Don't let me catch you eying the younger mermaids. 1.2575 0.04158 167 132 27 8
1176 Burning Man is looking pretty good now, huh? 1.2575 0.03889 167 129 33 5
1177 So tell me more about this global warming... 1.2575 0.03981 167 130 31 6
1178 Next time I'll pick the spot. 1.2575 0.04070 167 131 29 7
1179 Is that your foot dear? 1.2575 0.04158 167 132 27 8
1180 I liked low tide better. 1.2575 0.04158 167 132 27 8
1181 I don’t care you left your trunks at home. This is ridiculous. 1.2575 0.04158 167 132 27 8
1182 Beachfront property you said. Global climate change was a lie you said. Free pool in the back yard you called it. Honestly Sid, I’m beginning to rethink your whole investment strategy. 1.2575 0.03981 167 130 31 6
1183 Say what you will about climate change being a hoax ... meanwhile, 'Cape Cod real estate' is becoming an oxymoron! 1.2575 0.03889 167 129 33 5
1184 I think suicide by global warming will one day overtake firearms, self poisoning and jumping! 1.2575 0.04328 167 134 23 10
1185 From Florida with love, Happy New Year 3018. 1.2575 0.04244 167 133 25 9
1186 That's the last time I get a beachfront Airbnb from Sen. Inhofe 1.2575 0.04411 167 135 21 11
1187 My rosé tinted glasses aren't working, how about you? 1.2575 0.03889 167 129 33 5
1188 I don't care. Florida is still my happy place. 1.2575 0.03889 167 129 33 5
1189 We should have done something when he pulled out of the Paris accord! 1.2575 0.04070 167 131 29 7
1190 Maybe there is something to this whole global warming thing. 1.2575 0.03889 167 129 33 5
1191 Was that tide tracking app free? 1.2575 0.03600 167 126 39 2
1192 Was it 'til death do us part" or 'til the creek rises?' 1.2575 0.03889 167 129 33 5
1193 I'm thinking we should add a second floor to the condo - with a large veranda. And get a boat. 1.2575 0.03889 167 129 33 5
1194 Will you at least admit that I was right about Donald Trump and Scott Pruitt? 1.2575 0.03981 167 130 31 6
1195 And you claimed climate change was only fiction. 1.2575 0.03981 167 130 31 6
1196 Don't worry, Congress says the rising tide is going to lift us. 1.2575 0.04328 167 134 23 10
1197 Wasn't the swamp supposed to be drained? 1.2575 0.04244 167 133 25 9
1198 I'm so tired of that Al Gore 1.2575 0.03981 167 130 31 6
1199 Are you familiar with the tipping point ? 1.2575 0.04070 167 131 29 7
1200 Still stranded on their roof, Nick and Jill take advantage of the situation 1.2575 0.03981 167 130 31 6
1201 Oh George, the ocean’s waters aren’t rising, the dunes must have moved forward. 1.2575 0.03889 167 129 33 5
1202 Luckily, the rising ocean is helping offset the extreme heat. 1.2575 0.03795 167 128 35 4
1203 The realtor said it was perfect for flippers. 1.2575 0.03889 167 129 33 5
1204 I've always loved Denver. 1.2573 0.04175 171 136 26 9
1205 Sundeck on the roof of your cottage, the ad said. 1.2560 0.03776 168 129 35 4
1206 We were promised an ocean view, but this is ridiculous. 1.2560 0.04136 168 133 27 8
1207 What did I say- global warming is a myth. This water is freezing! 1.2560 0.03869 168 130 33 5
1208 That better be a snake! 1.2560 0.03960 168 131 31 6
1209 So here we are in Mar-a-Lago - now do you believe in karma? 1.2560 0.03869 168 130 33 5
1210 Let's take a selfie. 1.2560 0.03960 168 131 31 6
1211 Redneck waterpark. 1.2560 0.04049 168 132 29 7
1212 Well, it is less crowded than I expected. 1.2560 0.04136 168 133 27 8
1213 They were right about the oceanic view. 1.2560 0.04049 168 132 29 7
1214 How long ago did we eat? 1.2560 0.04136 168 133 27 8
1215 And I thought it was just our mortgage that was underwater! 1.2560 0.04049 168 132 29 7
1216 Was climate change supposed to smell this bad, darling? 1.2560 0.04049 168 132 29 7
1217 This is your idea of dinner on the water? 1.2560 0.03960 168 131 31 6
1218 This oughta tide you over, until lunch. 1.2560 0.03869 168 130 33 5
1219 We should go, dear. Time and tide wait for no one! 1.2560 0.03960 168 131 31 6
1220 We're going to need more towels 1.2560 0.04136 168 133 27 8
1221 I told you we needed the waterproof sunscreen. 1.2560 0.04049 168 132 29 7
1222 I told this would be beach front some day. 1.2560 0.04221 168 134 25 9
1223 Be right back—just wanna get my toes a little dry. 1.2560 0.04221 168 134 25 9
1224 Tell me you did use the Glad sandwich bags..... 1.2560 0.04049 168 132 29 7
1225 Taking the plunge had a different meaning on our wedding day. 1.2560 0.03869 168 130 33 5
1226 I said "buy taller chairs" but you said "no, global warming is fake". 1.2560 0.04305 168 135 23 10
1227 2065 1.2560 0.03960 168 131 31 6
1228 I hate it when you drink to much 1.2560 0.04049 168 132 29 7
1229 Finally no more bikini waxing! 1.2560 0.04221 168 134 25 9
1230 Timing is everything when you hit the beach at the Bay of Fundy... 1.2558 0.03812 172 133 34 5
1231 See, Frank, when they say ‘time and tide wait for no man’ they mean you, too. 1.2548 0.04229 157 124 26 7
1232 Not quite what I meant by watching the tide come in. 1.2544 0.04114 169 134 27 8
1233 Do you think anyone will realize that we are two very tiny people in a very large rum punch? 1.2544 0.03849 169 131 33 5
1234 Good thing I hate dry humor. 1.2544 0.04028 169 133 29 7
1235 When they said the mortgage was underwater - I didn't think they meant literally. 1.2544 0.04114 169 134 27 8
1236 My family has been coming to this beach for generations and I intend to keep the tradition. 1.2544 0.04028 169 133 29 7
1237 Prime waterfront location used to mean something different. 1.2544 0.04199 169 135 25 9
1238 How many times do I have to tell you - there is global warning. Perhaps now you will listen to me! 1.2544 0.04114 169 134 27 8
1239 Maybe there’s something to that Global Warming thing. 1.2544 0.03939 169 132 31 6
1240 I'm so glad we remembered the umbrella. 1.2544 0.03939 169 132 31 6
1241 There was no reason to build an arc because climate change isn't real and this shouldn't be happening. 1.2544 0.03849 169 131 33 5
1242 I’m assuming that warm patch was you? 1.2544 0.04364 169 137 21 11
1243 Ebb tide, flow tide, neap tide - who can keep them straight? 1.2544 0.03939 169 132 31 6
1244 Good! We finally got a table with a view of the water 1.2544 0.03849 169 131 33 5
1245 I thought we were above these ebbs and flows. 1.2544 0.03756 169 130 35 4
1246 So are you still against reading the reviews? 1.2544 0.04199 169 135 25 9
1247 I still think it's a Chinese hoax. 1.2544 0.04114 169 134 27 8
1248 What were you saying about global warming? 1.2532 0.03585 158 119 38 1
1249 Maybe Gore is right. 1.2531 0.04318 162 130 23 9
1250 I'm just saying there's a chance the GPS was wrong in this particular instance. 1.2531 0.03947 162 126 31 5
1251 I told you we should have gone to the mountains! 1.2531 0.04318 162 130 23 9
1252 Maybe we can sell it to your brother the climate skeptic. 1.2531 0.04043 162 127 29 6
1253 I hear Milwaukee is lovely this time of year. 1.2531 0.03947 162 126 31 5
1254 It's a Democratic conspiracy to raise taxes. 1.2531 0.04136 162 128 27 7
1255 Who knew that being just fifty feet closer to the sunset would make such a difference. 1.2531 0.04043 162 127 29 6
1256 Who says there is no such thing as global warming? 1.2531 0.04136 162 128 27 7
1257 Aloha my ass. 1.2531 0.04228 162 129 25 8
1258 Now Ralph, tell me again why you don't believe in climate change. 1.2531 0.04043 162 127 29 6
1259 I knew those climate scientists were wrong about how fast the seas would rise. 1.2531 0.04136 162 128 27 7
1260 I told you we should’ve brought two umbrellas 1.2531 0.04043 162 127 29 6
1261 Liberal hoax. This beach seems just fine to me. 1.2531 0.03947 162 126 31 5
1262 Been coming to this spot for forty years. A few damn glaciers melting isn’t gonna stop me now!” 1.2531 0.04136 162 128 27 7
1263 I say once you get a good spot on the beach, you STAY there. 1.2531 0.04136 162 128 27 7
1264 Still think that the forty days and forty nights forecast was fake news, Noah 1.2531 0.04318 162 130 23 9
1265 I blame the moon" 1.2531 0.03848 162 125 33 4
1266 What kind of "River Cruise" picks you up enroute? 1.2531 0.04043 162 127 29 6
1267 Well, that's one Labor Day down the drain... 1.2531 0.04318 162 130 23 9
1268 High tide and seven years ago... 1.2531 0.04043 162 127 29 6
1269 American Gothic :2050 1.2531 0.04228 162 129 25 8
1270 At least we won't have to pay extra to get the fish pedicure at the spa. 1.2531 0.03848 162 125 33 4
1271 This umbrella worked great. Not a drop of rain on my hat. 1.2531 0.03947 162 126 31 5
1272 Do you think the bagels are still good? 1.2531 0.04136 162 128 27 7
1273 Well, It ain't floatin' MY boat!" 1.2531 0.04228 162 129 25 8
1274 Is that your foot? 1.2531 0.04136 162 128 27 7
1275 Siri said the tide was going out. 1.2531 0.03848 162 125 33 4
1276 I take it your more of a lake person. 1.2531 0.04406 162 131 21 10
1277 Please tell me you’re playing footsies with me. 1.2531 0.04228 162 129 25 8
1278 I see you also forgot to pack your common sense. 1.2531 0.04043 162 127 29 6
1279 I thought you said it was a dry heat. 1.2531 0.04136 162 128 27 7
1280 I just felt something. For the first time in years. 1.2531 0.04136 162 128 27 7
1281 Should we call Noah and upgrade to a suite? 1.2531 0.03947 162 126 31 5
1282 Somehow I imagined the glaciers taller. 1.2531 0.04318 162 130 23 9
1283 There is no global warming. 1.2531 0.04228 162 129 25 8
1284 I don’t believe in global warming, either. 1.2531 0.04228 162 129 25 8
1285 Oh look honey, icecaps. 1.2531 0.04043 162 127 29 6
1286 I can't see the kids either. 1.2531 0.03947 162 126 31 5
1287 I’m absolutely positive. TripAdvisor ranked this as the #1 thing to do here. 1.2531 0.04228 162 129 25 8
1288 Not to worry. It's SPF 100 and it 's waterproof. 1.2531 0.04136 162 128 27 7
1289 Beachfront property is so last century. 1.2529 0.04093 170 135 27 8
1290 I never thought we would be getting an ocean-front property when we bought our house in the Catskills. 1.2529 0.04093 170 135 27 8
1291 Debt isn't the only thing we're swimming in, Harold. 1.2529 0.03919 170 133 31 6
1292 Do you remember our deck being this close to the surf? 1.2515 0.04205 163 130 25 8
1293 Global warming is no day at the beach. 1.2515 0.03925 163 127 31 5
1294 This is the last day we wait for high tide. Next time you get up and walk to the men's room like a normal person. 1.2515 0.04551 163 134 17 12
1295 Yelp lied. 1.2515 0.04114 163 129 27 7
1296 I told you, it's all water under the bridge. 1.2515 0.04205 163 130 25 8
1297 Really? The Jaws theme? 1.2515 0.04205 163 130 25 8
1298 You still think climate change is fake news? 1.2515 0.04205 163 130 25 8
1299 There are tradeoffs, but September here is the best." 1.2515 0.03828 163 126 33 4
1300 Climate change isn't science, isn't that what you said? 1.2515 0.03925 163 127 31 5
1301 It still beats drowning at work. 1.2515 0.03828 163 126 33 4
1302 The important thing is that we're together. 1.2515 0.03925 163 127 31 5
1303 Wow, that was some nap! 1.2515 0.04021 163 128 29 6
1304 Can you see the kids? 1.2515 0.04294 163 131 23 9
1305 We bought this beach and we're going to enjoy it! 1.2515 0.04205 163 130 25 8
1306 Rising sea-levels and now this horrible heat-wave - I am going to give this resort a VERY bad review! 1.2515 0.04114 163 129 27 7
1307 Following a heated debate about the effects of climate change, the Johnstons stubbornly enjoy refreshments at Al’s Seaside Café. 1.2515 0.04114 163 129 27 7
1308 I didn't expect climate change to occur at 11:10 this morning. 1.2500 0.04063 160 126 28 6
1309 It's getting harder to keep your head above water these days. 1.2484 0.04136 161 128 26 7
1310 Well, at least our mortgage isn't the only thing we own that is underwater! 1.2484 0.03944 161 126 30 5
1311 Shoot, I think the sand castle is ruined 1.2484 0.03844 161 125 32 4
1312 Here's another inconvenient truth: our dryer's broken. 1.2484 0.03944 161 126 30 5
1313 The Jersey shore just isn't what it used to be. 1.2484 0.04041 161 127 28 6
1314 Maybe this is the wrong swamp. 1.2484 0.04136 161 128 26 7
1315 First the mortgage, now this 1.2484 0.04229 161 129 24 8
1316 Reach down and fish me out another diet soda 1.2484 0.03844 161 125 32 4
1317 Labor Day isn't over until we stand up. 1.2484 0.03844 161 125 32 4
1318 Trump said "trust me!" 1.2484 0.04319 161 130 22 9
1319 You watch Fox and Friends this morning? 1.2484 0.04496 161 132 18 11
1320 Honey, I think we’re out of ice. 1.2484 0.03944 161 126 30 5
1321 I'm starting to wonder about this global warming thing. 1.2484 0.03844 161 125 32 4
1322 If it’s from global warming, why is the water ice cold? 1.2484 0.04319 161 130 22 9
1323 The climate change deniers' beach retreat is off to a rough start. 1.2484 0.04408 161 131 20 10
1324 This is hardly the time to be rearranging deck chairs. 1.2484 0.04136 161 128 26 7
1325 What ya say we get back and rearrange the deck chairs 1.2484 0.04229 161 129 24 8
1326 Told you Antarctica was good this time of year. 1.2484 0.04408 161 131 20 10
1327 I miss the days when this was just 'fake news.' 1.2484 0.03844 161 125 32 4
1328 When he comes by you get him to autograph your MAGA cap and I'll ask him for a sleeve of golf balls. 1.2484 0.04136 161 128 26 7
1329 Feels a little like our mortgage! 1.2484 0.03944 161 126 30 5
1330 Maybe the scientists are right? 1.2484 0.03903 157 122 31 4
1331 This is your fault, for voting Republican. 1.2484 0.04107 157 124 27 6
1332 I told you we should have asked the sales agent why the taxes are only $49 a year on this property. 1.2484 0.04205 157 125 25 7
1333 Three million illegal votes, Obama bugging Trump Tower, the deep state, the corrupt security agencies, and the mainstream media conspiracies are all true, but when it comes to climate change, the evidence just isn't there. Got it. 1.2484 0.04205 157 125 25 7
1334 Having fun Stanley? ‘Let’s go during rainy season and save a few bucks’ you said. 1.2484 0.03903 157 122 31 4
1335 Well honey, I think it’s safe to say we took a bath on these chair rentals. 1.2484 0.03688 157 120 35 2
1336 We're Going to be Late to the Conference on Global Warming. 1.2484 0.04006 157 123 29 5
1337 I trust that was your foot, my dear. 1.2484 0.04006 157 123 29 5
1338 Climate change is a hoax. Period. 1.2484 0.04301 157 126 23 8
1339 Next time, read the tide tables. 1.2484 0.04107 157 124 27 6
1340 That better be your leg. 1.2484 0.04107 157 124 27 6
1341 Look on the bright side--we're not under water. 1.2484 0.04107 157 124 27 6
1342 Ralph and me on the roof deck: Summer, 2088. 1.2484 0.04301 157 126 23 8
1343 I don't think disaster tourism is really my thing." 1.2484 0.03903 157 122 31 4
1344 Do piranha's ever tickle? 1.2484 0.04107 157 124 27 6
1345 I'm so glad global warming is a Chinese hoax. Otherwise I might be a little worried. 1.2484 0.04301 157 126 23 8
1346 Children float, right? 1.2484 0.04395 157 127 21 9
1347 We used to have to travel for this. 1.2484 0.03903 157 122 31 4
1348 That reminds me, did you fix the toilet yesterday? 1.2484 0.04107 157 124 27 6
1349 A guy I know at the EPA in Washington told me confidentially, that waterfront property on Miami Beach was a great investment. 1.2484 0.03576 157 119 37 1
1350 This is the last time you choose the spot. 1.2484 0.03903 157 122 31 4
1351 And Eve said "Isn't it ironic, Adam, that we're the last couple on earth?" 1.2484 0.04107 157 124 27 6
1352 I guess we ought to scratch The Arctic off our bucket list. 1.2484 0.03903 157 122 31 4
1353 Marty,next time I book our vacation. 1.2484 0.03903 157 122 31 4
1354 So, you’ve swam with whales and dolphins, but have you sat with salmon? 1.2484 0.04006 157 123 29 5
1355 "Do you think this is serious?" 1.2484 0.03903 157 122 31 4
1356 I think I see the Great Pacific Garbage Patch. 1.2484 0.04301 157 126 23 8
1357 Have you found the keys yet? 1.2484 0.03903 157 122 31 4
1358 OK, Harold, enough with the Zen stuff. Just admit it: the tide IS coming in. 1.2484 0.04205 157 125 25 7
1359 Wet now, sure, but once low tide hits, you'll see- this is a prime location! 1.2484 0.04006 157 123 29 5
1360 I may have left the water running in the bathtub. 1.2484 0.04301 157 126 23 8
1361 Perhaps climate change wasn't fake news. Brings new meaning to Omaha beach. Nebraska. 1.2484 0.04006 157 123 29 5
1362 When the tide comes in, we can snorkel. 1.2484 0.04205 157 125 25 7
1363 Next anniversary, let's skip the tradition of sitting in the spot on Miami beach where we first met. 1.2484 0.03903 157 122 31 4
1364 You better put your suit back on before low tide. 1.2484 0.03903 157 122 31 4
1365 And you said climate change was a hoax 1.2484 0.04301 157 126 23 8
1366 What vacationing with student loan debt feels like. 1.2484 0.04006 157 123 29 5
1367 1). I tell you...it's because of Trump we are in this situation. 1.2484 0.04301 157 126 23 8
1368 Waist water. 1.2484 0.04301 157 126 23 8
1369 Next time we AirBnB, let’s skip the infinity pool. 1.2484 0.04006 157 123 29 5
1370 I think that I want to go home 1.2484 0.04205 157 125 25 7
1371 Fake news, you said! Why do I always listen to you? 1.2484 0.04107 157 124 27 6
1372 High tide is the new low tide. 1.2484 0.04205 157 125 25 7
1373 I told the landscaper I was fond of Venice 1.2484 0.04107 157 124 27 6
1374 Bill, does that cruise ship look a little ark-y to you? 1.2484 0.04205 157 125 25 7
1375 When your parents bought this place, wasn't the beach on the other side of the property? 1.2484 0.04487 157 128 19 10
1376 Now do you believe me about climate change, Fred? 1.2484 0.03903 157 122 31 4
1377 Fuck Al Gore! 1.2484 0.04487 157 128 19 10
1378 The coast is clear. 1.2484 0.03797 157 121 33 3
1379 I heard that Global Warming is almost over. 1.2484 0.04205 157 125 25 7
1380 Still doesn’t prove climate change is real! 1.2484 0.04205 157 125 25 7
1381 I still believe the tide tables are false news - they are produced by the deep state at NOAA. 1.2484 0.04301 157 126 23 8
1382 Global warming feels good. 1.2484 0.04395 157 127 21 9
1383 Why is the water warm Bob? 1.2484 0.04006 157 123 29 5
1384 In this day and age, even a day at the beach is no day at the beach. 1.2484 0.04006 157 123 29 5
1385 Swell, isn't it? 1.2484 0.04395 157 127 21 9
1386 And this is why we don’t nap at the same time. 1.2484 0.04205 157 125 25 7
1387 Do I have to explain the difference between climate and weather again? 1.2484 0.04006 157 123 29 5
1388 So much for investment in underwater properties. 1.2484 0.03688 157 120 35 2
1389 There goes another glacier. 1.2484 0.04205 157 125 25 7
1390 Of course, a tweet can have more immediacy than a message in a bottle. 1.2484 0.04395 157 127 21 9
1391 Do you think we can still eat the sandwiches? 1.2484 0.04006 157 123 29 5
1392 I wonder if we shouldn't sell our oil stocks. 1.2484 0.04006 157 123 29 5
1393 Hmmm, not really what I had in mind when you said we're heading to 'Wet 'N Wild', hun. 1.2484 0.03576 157 119 37 1
1394 Introducing Club Med’s all-inclusive “Global Warming package.” Available for an unlimited time. 1.2484 0.04006 157 123 29 5
1395 fuck it I'm peeing right here. 1.2484 0.04205 157 125 25 7
1396 Was it "Quick, sand beach" or "Quicksand beach?" 1.2484 0.04107 157 124 27 6
1397 The flooding is fake news 1.2484 0.04205 157 125 25 7
1398 Relax, Honey. Just repeat 100 times "President Trump has assured us that climate change is nothing more than a Chinese Communist hoax. 1.2484 0.03903 157 122 31 4
1399 NOW do you 'believe'? 1.2484 0.04006 157 123 29 5
1400 Well, I’ve heard every grain of sand affects the tide. 1.2484 0.04205 157 125 25 7
1401 Water's too cold for global warming, Ed." 1.2484 0.04395 157 127 21 9
1402 Yes, darling, I know I said, “On the ocean.” 1.2484 0.03576 157 119 37 1
1403 Did you forget to turn off the greenhouse gas? 1.2484 0.04205 157 125 25 7
1404 I’m not going to let climate change ruin our second honeymoon..Low tide is in an hour. 1.2484 0.04006 157 123 29 5
1405 Howard, when you go in for your physical, have your bladder checked. 1.2484 0.04395 157 127 21 9
1406 This will be the last time we fall asleep on the beach in Nova Scotia. 1.2484 0.04107 157 124 27 6
1407 Fake news 1.2484 0.04205 157 125 25 7
1408 You see, I told you it wouldn't matter whether you wore a bathing suit or not. 1.2484 0.04107 157 124 27 6
1409 YOU do something about it then! 1.2484 0.04301 157 126 23 8
1410 I'd say the tide has turned" 1.2484 0.04107 157 124 27 6
1411 You're right, this does add a wrinkle to the 'glass half full' debate. 1.2484 0.04107 157 124 27 6
1412 I wish I was taller. 1.2484 0.04205 157 125 25 7
1413 D'ya suppose Obama might've been right about that whole climate change thing? 1.2484 0.04301 157 126 23 8
1414 No, I don't think we should go with the flow. 1.2484 0.04107 157 124 27 6
1415 On the good side we'll only need half as much sunscreen. 1.2484 0.04205 157 125 25 7
1416 Do we still have to wait 30 minutes after eating? 1.2482 0.04405 141 112 23 6
1417 The bad news is climate change is real. The good news is the beach is a lot less crowded for a Saturday afternoon in August. 1.2469 0.03722 162 125 34 3
1418 What were you saying about global warming, George? 1.2469 0.03823 162 126 32 4
1419 That better be a fish. 1.2469 0.03922 162 127 30 5
1420 The umbrella is a real lifesaver! 1.2469 0.04019 162 128 28 6
1421 Yeah, well, if it's caused by global warming, why's it so cold? 1.2468 0.03776 158 122 33 3
1422 Low tide costs extra. 1.2468 0.04182 158 126 25 7
1423 Climate change deniers. 1.2468 0.04182 158 126 25 7
1424 We should have paid more attention to the reviews on social media before we rented our chairs and umbrella from Noah's Beach Service. 1.2468 0.04084 158 125 27 6
1425 Didn't Mr. Beckett say to meet him here? 1.2468 0.04277 158 127 23 8
1426 This isn't half bad. 1.2468 0.04084 158 125 27 6
1427 I don't care if you feel more free without a swimsuit. This isn't working. 1.2468 0.04084 158 125 27 6
1428 Sun bathing - the Climate Change Years. 1.2468 0.04461 158 129 19 10
1429 I bought and paid for this land and now I plan to enjoy it! 1.2468 0.04084 158 125 27 6
1430 I take it its high tide. 1.2468 0.04182 158 126 25 7
1431 Water's a little cold today; must be those icebergs melting down... 1.2468 0.03882 158 123 31 4
1432 I'm willing to concede your point on that global warming thing,but you have to admit that you love our beachfront view of Denver . 1.2468 0.04370 158 128 21 9
1433 Global Warming? There just hasn't been enough data to convince me. 1.2468 0.04370 158 128 21 9
1434 Do you feel the kids? 1.2468 0.03882 158 123 31 4
1435 I still believe in yur science, Paul, but if it reaches my neck, next time I vote Democratic 1.2468 0.04084 158 125 27 6
1436 This umbrella did nothing to keep us from getting wet. 1.2468 0.04277 158 127 23 8
1437 Guess we should have checked the global warming forecast before buying this beach front property! 1.2468 0.04084 158 125 27 6
1438 Can't say they didn't warn us. 1.2468 0.04182 158 126 25 7
1439 At least we still have an ocean view from our deck. 1.2468 0.03984 158 124 29 5
1440 Ask me if I care. 1.2468 0.04084 158 125 27 6
1441 Maybe we should just admit the ocean levels are rising. 1.2468 0.04084 158 125 27 6
1442 I think I see where we parked our car. 1.2468 0.03776 158 122 33 3
1443 So should we move yet? 1.2468 0.04277 158 127 23 8
1444 It appears the Rental Agent failed to tell us a few things. 1.2468 0.04277 158 127 23 8
1445 If this is just a hoax by China, you have to admire the special effects. 1.2468 0.04277 158 127 23 8
1446 He said a rising tide would lift all boats. He didn't mention what it would do to us. 1.2468 0.04084 158 125 27 6
1447 Hi tide. 1.2468 0.03882 158 123 31 4
1448 Fred, I'm beginning to think there is something to this global warming. 1.2468 0.03882 158 123 31 4
1449 Well, that didn't take near as long as they said it would. 1.2468 0.04084 158 125 27 6
1450 They say if we don't address global warming, in 100 years this beach will be under water. 1.2468 0.04084 158 125 27 6
1451 Sure, they were predicting rising sea levels...but in Aspen? 1.2468 0.04277 158 127 23 8
1452 I guess we should've listened to Al Gore after all. 1.2468 0.04277 158 127 23 8
1453 Did you remember to close the windows before we left? 1.2468 0.04084 158 125 27 6
1454 The brochure did say the beach was tidey. 1.2468 0.04084 158 125 27 6
1455 Aqua-Uber?” I think you could be on to something Tom 1.2468 0.04277 158 127 23 8
1456 going to the beach isn't what it used to be. 1.2468 0.04084 158 125 27 6
1457 Your insistence that we should sit at the same place when we came for our honeymoon is "warming" indeed! 1.2468 0.04084 158 125 27 6
1458 You know, this is a bit, inconvenient 1.2468 0.03882 158 123 31 4
1459 We're not moving anywhere, Charles, until you put your swim trunks back on. 1.2468 0.04277 158 127 23 8
1460 I hate to make decisions while on vacation but should we sink or swim? 1.2468 0.04084 158 125 27 6
1461 It has nothing to do with global warming and everything to do with your failure to check the tide chart. 1.2468 0.04084 158 125 27 6
1462 I give up. Is this just another one of your sink or swim challenges” 1.2468 0.04084 158 125 27 6
1463 It's fake news. The seas aren't rising, the land's just sinking. 1.2453 0.04158 159 127 25 7
1464 I don't know about you but I'm ready for a dry martini 1.2452 0.03812 155 120 32 3
1465 Low tide just isn't what it was when we were young. 1.2450 0.03983 151 118 29 4
1466 So you bought this beach front because Rush assured you that global warming was a hoaxes. 1.2450 0.03871 151 117 31 3
1467 I love Beckett too but this is ridiculous 1.2450 0.04199 151 120 25 6
1468 I thought the bargain price at the High Tide Hotel was too good to be true! 1.2441 0.04289 127 99 25 3
1469 Go with the flow is one of those sayings that can turn around and bite you on the ass. 1.2434 0.04174 152 121 25 6
1470 I suggest we go with the flow. 1.2434 0.03848 152 118 31 3
1471 Not to worry, we'll be long gone by the time global warming affects us." 1.2434 0.04069 152 120 27 5
1472 Just remember the mantra "climate change is a hoax" 1.2434 0.04069 152 120 27 5
1473 Just when did you say high tide was due? 1.2434 0.03960 152 119 29 4
1474 Harry, do you think our kids could be onto something with their '""Go Green" nonsensce? 1.2434 0.03848 152 118 31 3
1475 You can't drain the swamp if the seas are rising. 1.2434 0.04174 152 121 25 6
1476 Not the best time share, but it was cheap. 1.2434 0.04069 152 120 27 5
1477 Next year, I'm thinking Colorado. 1.2434 0.04174 152 121 25 6
1478 Good thing there is no global warming. 1.2434 0.04277 152 122 23 7
1479 Honey, I believe you read the tide chart incorrectly. 1.2434 0.03960 152 119 29 4
1480 Still think global warming's a hoax, do you? 1.2434 0.04277 152 122 23 7
1481 On the plus side, you don’t have to get up to go to bathroom. 1.2434 0.04277 152 122 23 7
1482 What an odd pool. 1.2434 0.04174 152 121 25 6
1483 At least it’s not crowded. 1.2434 0.04069 152 120 27 5
1484 Wow! Just wait until the tide comes in. 1.2434 0.03960 152 119 29 4
1485 I was sure that by the time we'd be on this vacation, he would have already drained the swamp. 1.2434 0.03960 152 119 29 4
1486 At least there aren't so many spring breakers anymore... 1.2434 0.04277 152 122 23 7
1487 How do climate scientists benefit from sea level rise? 1.2434 0.04174 152 121 25 6
1488 You ready to go yet? 1.2434 0.04069 152 120 27 5
1489 The brochure didn’t lie- deserted beach it is! 1.2434 0.04277 152 122 23 7
1490 Truth or no truth, this is certainly an inconvenient vacation. 1.2432 0.03790 148 114 32 2
1491 Who needs a beach body when you have the benefits of global warming? 1.2422 0.03918 161 127 29 5
1492 I knew the ad promising us our own private beach was too good to be true. 1.2418 0.04150 153 122 25 6
1493 Bottoms up? 1.2418 0.04045 153 121 27 5
1494 Remember Life without Trump? 1.2418 0.04252 153 123 23 7
1495 You son-of-a-bitch. 1.2418 0.04546 153 126 17 10
1496 Winters in Iceland just isn't the same since global warming became a thing. 1.2418 0.03937 153 120 29 4
1497 I didn't realize that it was snark week. 1.2418 0.04352 153 124 21 8
1498 I think we really do immerse ourselves in summer vacation. 1.2418 0.04045 153 121 27 5
1499 At least there is no longer the problem of there being no ladies' room in sight. 1.2418 0.04045 153 121 27 5
1500 More than the mortgage is underwater." 1.2418 0.04352 153 124 21 8
1501 Did it have to be the exact same spot we sat on our honeymoon? 1.2418 0.04252 153 123 23 7
1502 Please pass the Grey Poupon. 1.2418 0.04352 153 124 21 8
1503 I still say it's fake science. 1.2418 0.03937 153 120 29 4
1504 I’m wet...are you? 1.2418 0.04252 153 123 23 7
1505 Next time, Mr. Pile Driver, just let me poke the umbrella into the sand. 1.2418 0.04150 153 122 25 6
1506 This is not what I meant by a liquid lunch. 1.2418 0.04045 153 121 27 5
1507 Well, at least the walk to the beach has been shortened. 1.2418 0.04252 153 123 23 7
1508 Don't... 1.2418 0.04045 153 121 27 5
1509 Finding El Nino 1.2418 0.04252 153 123 23 7
1510 So, global warming is just fake news, eh? 1.2418 0.04045 153 121 27 5
1511 Harold, lately, I've been starting to doubt some of those #FakeNews tweets from the president. 1.2418 0.04150 153 122 25 6
1512 I am begining to wonder if we put the proper address into the GPS. 1.2418 0.04150 153 122 25 6
1513 I won’t have the lung capacity to even out this tan. 1.2418 0.04352 153 124 21 8
1514 This is not a hoax. 1.2418 0.04150 153 122 25 6
1515 Rusty and Jessica were the last participants to arrive at the high tide speed dating. 1.2418 0.04252 153 123 23 7
1516 Did you remember the beach towels? 1.2418 0.04252 153 123 23 7
1517 "OK, the southern coast of Greenland was a bad choice. Next year, we'll try the north coast." 1.2418 0.04352 153 124 21 8
1518 Are you sure? It doesn't feel any hotter than last year. 1.2418 0.04150 153 122 25 6
1519 Stop complaining.........at least is saves you a trip to the men's room." 1.2418 0.04045 153 121 27 5
1520 No, Bob, I specifically said to wake me up at low tide. 1.2418 0.04252 153 123 23 7
1521 You think the tide's in or is it that global warming thing? 1.2418 0.04150 153 122 25 6
1522 I've had it up to here with your vacations 1.2418 0.04352 153 124 21 8
1523 What’s the forecast for tomorrow? 1.2418 0.03937 153 120 29 4
1524 I'm beginning to wonder if climate change is really a hoax. 1.2418 0.04150 153 122 25 6
1525 I'd say 'half-empty' is the more optimistic outlook in this scenario" 1.2418 0.04352 153 124 21 8
1526 When your sister said she had a place for us to stay at their beach house, this isn’t what I had in mind. 1.2418 0.04045 153 121 27 5
1527 He said he’d drain the swamp. 1.2403 0.04228 154 124 23 7
1528 The salon brochure says that the fish eat the dead skin. 1.2403 0.04228 154 124 23 7
1529 I thought YOU taught him how to swim? 1.2403 0.04424 154 126 19 9
1530 I stand with my President - global warming is a hoax 1.2403 0.04022 154 122 27 5
1531 We paid a lot for this beachfront property, and there's no way we're going to let global warming spoil it for us. 1.2403 0.04022 154 122 27 5
1532 It's okay, Trump told us not to worry. 1.2403 0.03805 154 120 31 3
1533 Well, at least the beach isn't crowded 1.2403 0.04228 154 124 23 7
1534 It's true, you DO get shorter as you get older. 1.2403 0.04126 154 123 25 6
1535 Hurricane season isn't as fun as I remember it 1.2403 0.03805 154 120 31 3
1536 You were right. The beaches are less crowded during hurricane season. 1.2403 0.04022 154 122 27 5
1537 I told you so. 1.2403 0.04424 154 126 19 9
1538 I'm starting to enjoy Arctic winters. 1.2403 0.03915 154 121 29 4
1539 Just make sure you keep a poker face when you do. 1.2403 0.04327 154 125 21 8
1540 Plovers get the beach because THEY are nesting... 1.2400 0.04302 150 121 22 7
1541 Well, maybe you should have questioned their ad - “ FREE fish pedicure, wet season only”. 1.2400 0.04197 150 120 24 6
1542 What time does the ocean close? 1.2400 0.04197 150 120 24 6
1543 Still a glass half full kinda guy? 1.2400 0.04302 150 121 22 7
1544 God, I love coal. 1.2400 0.04089 150 119 26 5
1545 Hon, no more sweet real estate deals with your cousin Craig. Please!! 1.2400 0.04302 150 121 22 7
1546 Well, you're the one who said, "Let's go with the flow." 1.2400 0.03978 150 118 28 4
1547 The tide table is fake news. 1.2400 0.04405 150 122 20 8
1548 Now I know why the discount travel agent asked if we knew how to swim. 1.2400 0.03978 150 118 28 4
1549 So now you're saying sea level rise is good, because it cools us on these hotter days? 1.2400 0.04197 150 120 24 6
1550 It’s not the heat, it’s the humidity. 1.2400 0.04089 150 119 26 5
1551 Well, shall we go in for a swim now? 1.2384 0.04172 151 121 24 6
1552 Honey, did we turn off the tub before we left? 1.2384 0.04172 151 121 24 6
1553 Who would have thought that global warming would deliver a lake view in our own back yard? 1.2384 0.04276 151 122 22 7
1554 How can you tell if this is low tide or high tide? 1.2381 0.04353 147 119 21 7
1555 Yes my love stallion, we are drowning in pleasure. 1.2381 0.04133 147 117 25 5
1556 Now isn't this better than walking a half mile to the public restroom? 1.2381 0.04245 147 118 23 6
1557 I booked it on h2o bnb. 1.2381 0.04245 147 118 23 6
1558 Maybe we should have gone with the Prius. 1.2381 0.04133 147 117 25 5
1559 I knew if we waited long enough, climate change would make our yard waterfront property. 1.2381 0.04562 147 121 17 9
1560 What happened to that iceberg? 1.2381 0.04245 147 118 23 6
1561 All this and the wind at our backs too! 1.2381 0.04019 147 116 27 4
1562 Care for another drink? 1.2381 0.04245 147 118 23 6
1563 I told you 2100 would be a bad vacation destination. 1.2381 0.04133 147 117 25 5
1564 Okay, maybe there is something to this global warming thing, but I still don't buy the evolution theory crap. 1.2381 0.04133 147 117 25 5
1565 Let's keep walking. 1.2381 0.04133 147 117 25 5
1566 Good thing it's high tide. I just peed my pants. 1.2381 0.04353 147 119 21 7
1567 Next time let’s find a place on the water rather than in the water. 1.2381 0.04019 147 116 27 4
1568 'I'm guessing someone didn't check the tide charts." 1.2381 0.04133 147 117 25 5
1569 Everything's fine. 1.2381 0.04353 147 119 21 7
1570 Gore and his crazy ideas ! 1.2381 0.04133 147 117 25 5
1571 Get used to it, Bob. It's the new normal. 1.2381 0.04459 147 120 19 8
1572 Since I stopped believing in climate change, I find these outings much more enjoyable. 1.2381 0.04245 147 118 23 6
1573 Say what you will about global warming, it’s hard to beat these beach house rental rates. 1.2381 0.04245 147 118 23 6
1574 Was that global warming or global flooding we should be concerned about? 1.2381 0.04245 147 118 23 6
1575 Time to move 1.2381 0.04353 147 119 21 7
1576 I think I know why this space was free.. 1.2381 0.04353 147 119 21 7
1577 How's that "drain the swamp" vote lookin' now? 1.2381 0.04459 147 120 19 8
1578 It's so much nicer after Labor Day 1.2381 0.04245 147 118 23 6
1579 Wonderful. Your tide has come in. Now what? 1.2381 0.04019 147 116 27 4
1580 Better than sand in our suits. 1.2381 0.04019 147 116 27 4
1581 Vacations in Puerto Rico just arent what they used to be 1.2381 0.04133 147 117 25 5
1582 As they say with global warming, 'when you can't come to the beach, the beach comes to you.' 1.2381 0.04459 147 120 19 8
1583 Okay Frank, the next time you forget your bathing suit we’re either going to a nude beach or we’re going home! 1.2381 0.04245 147 118 23 6
1584 I know we said close to the water and no neighbors, but seriously... 1.2381 0.04133 147 117 25 5
1585 I guess we should’ve taught Timmy how to tread water. 1.2381 0.04459 147 120 19 8
1586 Just ignore it, dear, and the global warming will never affect us. 1.2381 0.04133 147 117 25 5
1587 Is the SEA half full or half empty? 1.2381 0.04459 147 120 19 8
1588 Water's running a little higher this year. 1.2381 0.04459 147 120 19 8
1589 Recreations have never been more divided along party lines 1.2381 0.04019 147 116 27 4
1590 Please stop singing "The tide is high, but I'm holding on". 1.2381 0.04245 147 118 23 6
1591 Some people just blame everything on climate change. 1.2381 0.04245 147 118 23 6
1592 You're right, St. Louis was still worse. 1.2381 0.04663 147 122 15 10
1593 I knew we were underwater with our mortgage, but you didn't say anything about the beach house. 1.2381 0.04245 147 118 23 6
1594 You said it never rains in California 1.2381 0.04019 147 116 27 4
1595 I’m secretly resisting the tide. 1.2381 0.04459 147 120 19 8
1596 We have not been paying much attention George . 1.2381 0.04133 147 117 25 5
1597 I told you, Cape Cod is so last climate. 1.2381 0.04133 147 117 25 5
1598 I think we waited too long for the tides to turn. 1.2381 0.04353 147 119 21 7
1599 Well, the brochure did say it was secluded and surrounded by water. 1.2381 0.04019 147 116 27 4
1600 But think of the poor penguins in Antarctic. 1.2381 0.03780 147 114 31 2
1601 Does this strike the right note of middle-aged whimsy? 1.2381 0.04133 147 117 25 5
1602 This should have come before the hot yoga. 1.2381 0.04459 147 120 19 8
1603 It's definitely time to move our favorite spot back fifty feet. 1.2381 0.04133 147 117 25 5
1604 Well, you were the one who insisted on waterfront property. 1.2381 0.04245 147 118 23 6
1605 See? It's a little cooler sitting in the shade under the umbrella. 1.2381 0.03901 147 115 29 3
1606 I always thought global warming would happen more slowly. 1.2381 0.04133 147 117 25 5
1607 Wanna go back to the room? 1.2381 0.04133 147 117 25 5
1608 Trump tweeted: Trust me! The tide's going out. 1.2381 0.04133 147 117 25 5
1609 Sweetheart, I thought we agreed to stop discussing Al Gore. 1.2381 0.04133 147 117 25 5
1610 Trump is an honest man and Global Warming is a hoax. 1.2381 0.04019 147 116 27 4
1611 In support of my suggestion to relocate Dear, may I remind you that Bull Sharks routinely hunt in less than three feet f water! 1.2381 0.04019 147 116 27 4
1612 No Harry, a rising tide floats all boats, not all butts 1.2381 0.04133 147 117 25 5
1613 I can remember when this was a beach. 1.2381 0.04353 147 119 21 7
1614 Do you ever feel like we're just treading water? 1.2381 0.04019 147 116 27 4
1615 I’m not sure brining is for me. 1.2381 0.04353 147 119 21 7
1616 Now I realize "High Tide is the New Low Tide" was just a marketing slogan. 1.2381 0.04353 147 119 21 7
1617 Bobo, I've a feeling we're not in Kansas anymore. 1.2381 0.03901 147 115 29 3
1618 Well, Cedric. Even on vacation, you’re out of you’re depth. 1.2381 0.04133 147 117 25 5
1619 On the bright side, climate change does give us more warm days to spend at the beach 1.2381 0.04133 147 117 25 5
1620 Go fish. 1.2381 0.04459 147 120 19 8
1621 George, I can think of plenty of reasons for the unusually high water, besides that ridiculous "the ice caps are melting" theory of yours! 1.2381 0.04133 147 117 25 5
1622 You forgot the sunblock. 1.2381 0.04562 147 121 17 9
1623 Listen, I know you said this would be an immersive experience, but... 1.2381 0.04245 147 118 23 6
1624 The brochure said 'futuristic.' 1.2381 0.04245 147 118 23 6
1625 motherfuck, someone shoulda warned us about climate change 1.2381 0.04133 147 117 25 5
1626 Full moon tonight? 1.2381 0.04133 147 117 25 5
1627 I’m not gonna say I told you so, but...... 1.2381 0.04353 147 119 21 7
1628 Well, the Airbnb listing said it had a wet bar. 1.2381 0.04245 147 118 23 6
1629 I don't care. This has always been our spot on the beach. 1.2381 0.04019 147 116 27 4
1630 I think our favorite beach spot has gone the way of our favorite position. 1.2381 0.04459 147 120 19 8
1631 When they said "Oceanfront Property," I had no idea. 1.2381 0.04019 147 116 27 4
1632 Did you remember to water the ficus? 1.2381 0.04133 147 117 25 5
1633 Honey, will you at least consider that global warming might just be real? 1.2381 0.04019 147 116 27 4
1634 At low tide, in just six hours and 12.5 minutes, we'll have the best spot on the beech. 1.2381 0.04353 147 119 21 7
1635 What are we wading for honey? 1.2381 0.04663 147 122 15 10
1636 Honey, I know he said it’s fake news, but this feels pretty real... 1.2381 0.04133 147 117 25 5
1637 And you didn't want to buy flood insurance. 1.2381 0.04019 147 116 27 4
1638 Say it: Now you're happy I insisted on a deck at the beach house. 1.2381 0.04133 147 117 25 5
1639 So, then, you believe climate change is for real? 1.2381 0.04133 147 117 25 5
1640 I guess there are some immediate consequences for pulling out of the Paris Climate Agreement after all. 1.2381 0.03901 147 115 29 3
1641 You said hurricane season started next week. 1.2381 0.04133 147 117 25 5
1642 Sort of reminds me of where we were in "08. 1.2381 0.04459 147 120 19 8
1643 I think there is some existential lesson in this, but lets just move our stuff. 1.2381 0.03780 147 114 31 2
1644 I hope that big fin approaching isn't what I think it is. 1.2381 0.03780 147 114 31 2
1645 So, Harold, the President's lawyer advised you invest near Mar A Lago?! 1.2381 0.04133 147 117 25 5
1646 I don't remember there being so many birds here last time. 1.2381 0.04353 147 119 21 7
1647 This sure is a different kind of cleanse. 1.2381 0.04019 147 116 27 4
1648 Numb Nuts! 1.2381 0.04245 147 118 23 6
1649 If you don’t acknowledge Global Warming, it won’t happen. 1.2381 0.04133 147 117 25 5
1650 Darling, have you seen my book? the new one, about global warming alarmists? 1.2381 0.04245 147 118 23 6
1651 Damn auto correct. I said I wanted a room On the water, not IN the water 1.2381 0.04133 147 117 25 5
1652 Fine, Eleanor. Next year we’ll try a cruise. 1.2381 0.04133 147 117 25 5
1653 "Go ahead and pee, no one will notice" 1.2381 0.04245 147 118 23 6
1654 I still say global warming is a hoax 1.2381 0.04019 147 116 27 4
1655 Another reason we shouldn't buy beachfront property. 1.2381 0.03901 147 115 29 3
1656 Polar caps melting? Fake news! 1.2381 0.04663 147 122 15 10
1657 And you just kept saying, there’s no global warming! Where’s the summer house? Can you tell me that? 1.2381 0.04133 147 117 25 5
1658 What really bothers me is the sewage plant up the river! 1.2381 0.04459 147 120 19 8
1659 I liked this spot better before climate change. 1.2381 0.04245 147 118 23 6
1660 I will stay here with you , honey, but next time remember to bring your bathing suit ! 1.2381 0.04133 147 117 25 5
1661 You always have to see the "entire" sunset 1.2381 0.04019 147 116 27 4
1662 Global warming kinda crept up on us. Last year, this was our backyard." 1.2381 0.04133 147 117 25 5
1663 If this wasn’t the back yard it would be kind of nice 1.2381 0.04459 147 120 19 8
1664 At least it's warm... 1.2378 0.03965 143 112 28 3
1665 I guess they were right 1.2368 0.04041 152 121 26 5
1666 It wasn’t under water when we visited last year... 1.2368 0.03931 152 120 28 4
1667 Left wing radicals probably staged this beach. Global warming is fake news, honey. 1.2365 0.04108 148 118 25 5
1668 I told you the 1998 tide chart wouldn’t be accurate. 1.2365 0.03878 148 116 29 3
1669 Global warming? What global warming? It is beautiful out here. 1.2365 0.04534 148 122 17 9
1670 Do you think one more beer will tide us over? 1.2365 0.04326 148 120 21 7
1671 While I didn't agree with the architect when he first drew up the plans, I'm glad we decided to go with the roof deck. 1.2365 0.04108 148 118 25 5
1672 I'm certain this is the wrong side of the beach front. 1.2365 0.03995 148 117 27 4
1673 We may be in denial...I'm beginning to think Neptune and Poseidon have nothing to do with this. 1.2365 0.03878 148 116 29 3
1674 Wondering if all those Sciencey Climate Changers may have a point. 1.2365 0.03878 148 116 29 3
1675 I don't know. I wouldn't necessarily call it inconvenient. 1.2365 0.04219 148 119 23 6
1676 Good thing we brought your Mother to stand on... 1.2365 0.04534 148 122 17 9
1677 Just be thankful there's no climate change. Then it would REALLY be a high tide. 1.2365 0.04219 148 119 23 6
1678 When they said it was an in-ground swimming pool this wasn’t what I expected. 1.2365 0.03995 148 117 27 4
1679 I'm glad we came after Labor Day when the crowds are gone 1.2365 0.04108 148 118 25 5
1680 High tide might be a problem" 1.2365 0.04108 148 118 25 5
1681 I meant the tide table for Freeport Maine, sweetheart. 1.2365 0.03878 148 116 29 3
1682 Pretty nice, for glacier water" 1.2365 0.03995 148 117 27 4
1683 Is this global warming or did we run out of money. 1.2365 0.04108 148 118 25 5
1684 Thanks so much for taking me to the beach. It's so nice to get away from Atlantis and dip my head out of the water. 1.2365 0.03878 148 116 29 3
1685 This is such a lovely moment...where's your phone and selfie stick? 1.2365 0.04219 148 119 23 6
1686 The Pruitt's said this would be a great investment... 1.2365 0.03995 148 117 27 4
1687 Henry, I have had it up to here. 1.2345 0.03916 145 114 28 3
1688 Well, now we both have crabs. 1.2345 0.04037 145 115 26 4
1689 Now I know how Puerto Rico felt, am I right? Too soon? Anyway, could you pass the sunblock? 1.2333 0.03592 150 116 33 1
1690 I'm beginning to care about climate change. 1.2329 0.03893 146 115 28 3
1691 Don't be such a pessimist 1.2324 0.04080 142 113 25 4
1692 And to think they laughed at us when we bought this ocean front property. 1.2324 0.03827 142 111 29 2
1693 Your beer can is floating away on the Chinese hoax. 1.2324 0.04201 142 114 23 5
1694 Climate resilience 1.2324 0.04318 142 115 21 6
1695 I expected a somewhat different Antarctica. 1.2324 0.04432 142 116 19 7
1696 At this rate we have more than enough in our retirement fund. 1.2324 0.04318 142 115 21 6
1697 It's just an anomaly. Everything's going to be fine... 1.2324 0.03956 142 112 27 3
1698 I feel our relationship is drowning. 1.2324 0.04201 142 114 23 5
1699 You promised the swamp would be drained! 1.2324 0.04080 142 113 25 4
1700 Is it must me, or did this rising sea level thing happen all of a sudden? 1.2324 0.04201 142 114 23 5
1701 If we give up and move now, the tide will never respect us. 1.2324 0.04080 142 113 25 4
1702 The good news is the timeshare is only a lease. 1.2324 0.04432 142 116 19 7
1703 No, I still think global warming is some sort of hoax. 1.2324 0.04318 142 115 21 6
1704 Oh look, there's the cruise ship we should be on! 1.2324 0.04080 142 113 25 4
1705 I blame global-warming on Anonymous. 1.2324 0.04080 142 113 25 4
1706 So Far So Good 1.2324 0.03956 142 112 27 3
1707 Are you still denying climate change? 1.2324 0.04201 142 114 23 5
1708 I am standing by my statement - Global Warming is a hoax 1.2324 0.04543 142 117 17 8
1709 I will drown in this ocean before I admit you were right about high tide, Joe. I. Will. Drown. 1.2324 0.04201 142 114 23 5
1710 We haven't been this far underwater since 2008. 1.2324 0.03956 142 112 27 3
1711 Yes, I still believe global warming is a hoax 1.2324 0.04432 142 116 19 7
1712 I hear big, beautiful coal is back. 1.2324 0.04543 142 117 17 8
1713 Looks like the icecaps melted faster than the forecast said last week. 1.2324 0.04201 142 114 23 5
1714 I'm having a sinking feeling global warming isn't a hoax. 1.2324 0.04080 142 113 25 4
1715 Swamp? What swamp? Donald's our man. 1.2324 0.04201 142 114 23 5
1716 being a merman is nothing to be ashamed of, dear. 1.2324 0.04318 142 115 21 6
1717 Aaah... Not a scientist in sight. 1.2324 0.04080 142 113 25 4
1718 This vacation was paid for months ago, and we WILL enjoy it! 1.2324 0.03956 142 112 27 3
1719 Just a great big hoax, you said. 1.2324 0.04201 142 114 23 5
1720 See? Time and tide waits for no man - not even you, Phil. 1.2324 0.04543 142 117 17 8
1721 This Gilligan and Ginger thing's getting old. Let's be the Professor and a mermaid named Blanche. 1.2324 0.04201 142 114 23 5
1722 Lover's quarrels: When neither gives in too easily. 1.2324 0.04201 142 114 23 5
1723 Is this somebody's idea of a hoax? 1.2324 0.04318 142 115 21 6
1724 Where is the cat? 1.2324 0.04201 142 114 23 5
1725 See. I told you it would be just a matter of time that Kansas City would become a great market for beachfront property. 1.2324 0.04318 142 115 21 6
1726 This is what not draining the swamp really looks like. 1.2324 0.04543 142 117 17 8
1727 You have to admit, climate change is refreshing 1.2324 0.03695 142 110 31 1
1728 I see a bad moon rising. 1.2324 0.04318 142 115 21 6
1729 Well, the balcony does have an ocean view. 1.2324 0.04432 142 116 19 7
1730 The climate is changing faster than I expected. 1.2324 0.04201 142 114 23 5
1731 I think our usual spot is too mainstream 1.2324 0.04080 142 113 25 4
1732 Frankly, Bob, I think you're all wet. 1.2324 0.03956 142 112 27 3
1733 If you tell me one more time how cheap it was... 1.2324 0.04201 142 114 23 5
1734 It looked different on their website. 1.2324 0.04318 142 115 21 6
1735 When did you say low tide was? 1.2324 0.04080 142 113 25 4
1736 Well, at least Steve Bannon isn't headlining the New Yorker Festival. 1.2324 0.04758 142 119 13 10
1737 Yo mamma is so fat, she caused this tide 1.2324 0.04432 142 116 19 7
1738 I’m leaving you for somebody who believes in climate change. 1.2324 0.03827 142 111 29 2
1739 We've got the worst service dog. 1.2324 0.03827 142 111 29 2
1740 Well, the fish should be fresh. 1.2324 0.04201 142 114 23 5
1741 So your main concern is a sudden rip tide? 1.2324 0.03827 142 111 29 2
1742 I'm fine. 1.2324 0.04080 142 113 25 4
1743 "This is the last time I book a vacation through Al Gore Tours. 1.2324 0.04543 142 117 17 8
1744 Did you remember to bring the sunscreen? 1.2324 0.04318 142 115 21 6
1745 I said I wanted to spend our vacation on the shore...the SHORE. 1.2324 0.03956 142 112 27 3
1746 Do you feel something wet? 1.2324 0.04318 142 115 21 6
1747 Waterfront is sooo ten years ago, Bubba. 1.2324 0.04318 142 115 21 6
1748 Do you remember where we burried Jimmy? 1.2324 0.04080 142 113 25 4
1749 Time to admit that the waters around us have grown? 1.2324 0.04201 142 114 23 5
1750 Ocean front in Kansas isn't working for me. 1.2324 0.03956 142 112 27 3
1751 I'm just about ready to give up on novelty restaurants. 1.2324 0.04543 142 117 17 8
1752 Quit stalling, George! It's YOUR turn to turn off the sprinklers! 1.2324 0.04543 142 117 17 8
1753 I told you we were too close to the water,but noooooo! 1.2324 0.04318 142 115 21 6
1754 I like this spot, Bob. It makes you look good in your Speedo. 1.2324 0.04318 142 115 21 6
1755 A lot faster than they predicted..... 1.2324 0.03956 142 112 27 3
1756 Sure, rising tides lift all boats but, if you hadn't noticed, we don't have one. 1.2324 0.03827 142 111 29 2
1757 Honey, next time you buy 'oceanfront property,' please ask for a tract on the land side of the ocean. 1.2324 0.03956 142 112 27 3
1758 Maybe it's time to consider ordering a Tesla, dear. 1.2324 0.03956 142 112 27 3
1759 Next year I choose our spot at the climate change denial festival. 1.2320 0.04702 125 102 17 6
1760 The humidity is killing me! 1.2319 0.04517 138 113 18 7
1761 Yes dear, just like Arizona except maybe not such a dry heat. 1.2319 0.04022 138 109 26 3
1762 I'm finding it ever harder to deny science. 1.2319 0.04277 138 111 22 5
1763 Next summer we're going to Idaho. 1.2314 0.04946 121 100 14 7
1764 Is it me, or does that cruise ship seem close to shore? 1.2314 0.04354 121 96 22 3
1765 Great idea stuffing the car keys in your shoes. No one's going to steal them now. 1.2308 0.04291 143 116 21 6
1766 A few more years of this hoax global warming and we're going to drown. 1.2308 0.04055 143 114 25 4
1767 You do understand what I meant when I said I wanted to be on the water, right? 1.2308 0.04055 143 114 25 4
1768 I still prefer the old patio, before the house washed away. 1.2308 0.04291 143 116 21 6
1769 Boy, when the tide comes in, the tide comes in. 1.2308 0.04055 143 114 25 4
1770 This is not what I meant when I said I wanted an immersive experience! 1.2308 0.03931 143 113 27 3
1771 I say we do something when it gets up to our necks. 1.2308 0.04174 143 115 23 5
1772 No, you will go find a port-a-potty. 1.2308 0.04514 143 118 17 8
1773 They said so to Rome for your honeymoon they said it'll be fun they said. 1.2308 0.04404 143 117 19 7
1774 We should have listened to your friend Noah 1.2308 0.04055 143 114 25 4
1775 ...not exactly the Instagram post I envisioned sharing from our beach holiday. 1.2295 0.04625 122 99 18 5
1776 You know, I'm becoming less convinced that global warming is a Chinese hoax. 1.2295 0.04476 122 98 20 4
1777 I knew he wouldn't drain the swamp... 1.2292 0.03907 144 114 27 3
1778 Bill, please. 1.2286 0.04222 140 113 22 5
1779 I told you it had great water views. 1.2276 0.04132 123 97 24 2
1780 I used to have such fun here as a little girl. 1.2270 0.03816 141 111 28 2
1781 It’s high time we start believing this global warming myth. 1.2263 0.04633 137 114 15 8
1782 I said, “ I still don’t believe in global warming,” I don’t deny there’s global flooding. 1.2263 0.04012 137 109 25 3
1783 Hmm...I thought they said sea levels were only rising two inches. 1.2263 0.04271 137 111 21 5
1784 Next time, I'll read the map. 1.2263 0.04271 137 111 21 5
1785 I'd prefer to be streaming on-line. 1.2263 0.04515 137 113 17 7
1786 I'm no scientist, but I'm guessing this is about twenty years ahead of schedule. 1.2263 0.04012 137 109 25 3
1787 In simpler times the fog crept in on little cat’s feet. 1.2263 0.04143 137 110 23 4
1788 Twenty years from now, this will be considered low tide. 1.2263 0.04143 137 110 23 4
1789 I don't understand it? We have been coming to this same spot for years. 1.2263 0.04515 137 113 17 7
1790 Tell me again how climate change is a hoax. 1.2263 0.04395 137 112 19 6
1791 There’s a lot more water than I thought there'd be. 1.2263 0.04143 137 110 23 4
1792 We should never have been suckered in by that timeshare talk. 1.2263 0.03735 137 107 29 1
1793 On the plus side, we don't have to use the public restrooms. 1.2263 0.03876 137 108 27 2
1794 I used to wonder what ever happened to Key East. 1.2263 0.04395 137 112 19 6
1795 ‘Let’s sit up there where it’s not crowded,’ you said. 1.2263 0.04012 137 109 25 3
1796 Now do you understand the difference between high tide and low tide? 1.2263 0.04271 137 111 21 5
1797 Well, at least it stopped raining! 1.2263 0.03876 137 108 27 2
1798 Well, it was 50% off. 1.2263 0.04143 137 110 23 4
1799 If the water suddenly gets warmer for a minute, it wasn’t me. It’s global warming. 1.2263 0.04271 137 111 21 5
1800 This vacation sinks. 1.2263 0.04395 137 112 19 6
1801 Beachfront rental." Hah 1.2263 0.04143 137 110 23 4
1802 Are we supposed to tip the beach chair guy? 1.2263 0.04271 137 111 21 5
1803 Do you think we still need the umbrella open? 1.2263 0.04143 137 110 23 4
1804 I told you we should’ve moved to Brooklyn! 1.2263 0.04271 137 111 21 5
1805 You’re in real hot water now, Bob. 1.2263 0.04271 137 111 21 5
1806 This will burn off. 1.2263 0.04143 137 110 23 4
1807 Oh Dear. I guess there's a reason vacationing on Puerto Rico was so inexpensive. 1.2263 0.04515 137 113 17 7
1808 It looks like global warming has finally come to Nebraska. 1.2263 0.04143 137 110 23 4
1809 There is no global warming, dear. It’s fake news! 1.2263 0.04143 137 110 23 4
1810 It's called "Noah's Point." Why? 1.2263 0.04143 137 110 23 4
1811 You know Ed, with sea levels rising I feel really sorry for short people. 1.2263 0.04395 137 112 19 6
1812 Ok you proved your point. We should have set up further back 1.2263 0.04271 137 111 21 5
1813 Yeah, you're probably right. It's not a good time to sell. 1.2263 0.04271 137 111 21 5
1814 I think the cooler is leaking. 1.2263 0.04395 137 112 19 6
1815 I'm never trusting a Yelp review again. 1.2263 0.04395 137 112 19 6
1816 Well honey, at least the sky's not falling. 1.2263 0.04271 137 111 21 5
1817 Come hell or high water, this vacation is going to save our marriage. 1.2263 0.04143 137 110 23 4
1818 Is this low or high tide? 1.2263 0.04395 137 112 19 6
1819 I told you we're not going to waste what we spent on this timeshare. 1.2263 0.04012 137 109 25 3
1820 See? I TOLD you this would beachfront property one day. 1.2263 0.04271 137 111 21 5
1821 They did say that the yard had "a water view" 1.2263 0.04395 137 112 19 6
1822 Well, we did say come hell or high water. [sigh]. 1.2263 0.03735 137 107 29 1
1823 At least the sun’s not in our eyes 1.2263 0.04271 137 111 21 5
1824 You always wanted waterfront property. Stop complaining. 1.2263 0.04012 137 109 25 3
1825 I think your Mom is floating away. 1.2263 0.04395 137 112 19 6
1826 I'll call your doctor if it's still a problem in six hours. For now, let's enjoy the beach. 1.2263 0.04012 137 109 25 3
1827 Where's Timmy? 1.2263 0.04395 137 112 19 6
1828 I knew we shouldn't have taken those Xanax this morning 1.2263 0.04395 137 112 19 6
1829 Now, this is beachfront property. 1.2263 0.04143 137 110 23 4
1830 I don't think this is what the doctor had in mind when he told you to soak you feet in salt water. 1.2263 0.04515 137 113 17 7
1831 Who knew rising sea levels would give us beach front property in Kansas! 1.2263 0.04271 137 111 21 5
1832 Hardly the high water mark of our vacation. 1.2263 0.04143 137 110 23 4
1833 Don't stop believing.... 1.2263 0.04633 137 114 15 8
1834 Thank God global warming is a Chinese hoax, other wise I would be concerned about the rising tide! 1.2263 0.04395 137 112 19 6
1835 I'm starting to think those global warming people might be on to something, Bill. 1.2263 0.04271 137 111 21 5
1836 When the advertisement said " You will be immersed in the beauty of your surroundings" I didn't expect this. 1.2263 0.04395 137 112 19 6
1837 The weather report DID say there would be high moisture at the beach today! 1.2263 0.04395 137 112 19 6
1838 Ok Frank, that's the last time we drink 12 pina coladas at low tide. 1.2263 0.04271 137 111 21 5
1839 I thought the brochure said cocktails on the water. 1.2263 0.03876 137 108 27 2
1840 Keep an eye on her. Let's not let her go out too far. 1.2263 0.04515 137 113 17 7
1841 Wow. They're really committing to this whole "global warming" scam. 1.2263 0.04143 137 110 23 4
1842 I liked it better when we thought it was a mirage. 1.2263 0.04271 137 111 21 5
1843 Global warming isn't a fake after all. 1.2263 0.04143 137 110 23 4
1844 Oh, look. It's the end-of-summer tsunami. 1.2263 0.04143 137 110 23 4
1845 Yes, I understand the mortgage analogy. 1.2263 0.04515 137 113 17 7
1846 Darling, too late to worry about climate change. 1.2263 0.04012 137 109 25 3
1847 At least we got a good discount. 1.2263 0.04143 137 110 23 4
1848 Summer 2020: Orange Fool’s Beach 1.2263 0.04271 137 111 21 5
1849 Well, I think our little snooze is over. 1.2263 0.03876 137 108 27 2
1850 __Now__ [underlined] do you believe those ‘so-called climate experts?’ 1.2263 0.04271 137 111 21 5
1851 At least we have the beach to ourselves. 1.2263 0.04143 137 110 23 4
1852 I'd appreciate you using an actual bathroom, dear. 1.2263 0.04515 137 113 17 7
1853 I wanted a dip in the lake, not to be a dip in the lake! 1.2263 0.04395 137 112 19 6
1854 I guess it only works for boats... 1.2263 0.04395 137 112 19 6
1855 I was told this beach is to die for. 1.2263 0.04271 137 111 21 5
1856 Still think it's a hoax? 1.2263 0.04143 137 110 23 4
1857 Now do you believe in global warming, Kyle? 1.2263 0.04143 137 110 23 4
1858 The airbnb did say that it was only steps from the beach. 1.2263 0.04395 137 112 19 6
1859 You did a nice job with the umbrella but what does that matter? 1.2263 0.03876 137 108 27 2
1860 That's not me, Margaret, and furthermore I don't appreciate the tone in your voice. 1.2263 0.04395 137 112 19 6
1861 If global warming was real, we'd be up to our necks in it. 1.2263 0.04271 137 111 21 5
1862 The dunes seem to be working. 1.2263 0.04515 137 113 17 7
1863 Well, if we drown in a hoax, at least we drown together. 1.2263 0.03876 137 108 27 2
1864 This is low tide! 1.2263 0.04395 137 112 19 6
1865 I hate it when Moses comes to the beach. 1.2263 0.04633 137 114 15 8
1866 This isn’t like the commercial at all! 1.2263 0.03876 137 108 27 2
1867 If you say 'I was sure we had at least five hours before the tide came in' one more time I'm going to drown you." 1.2263 0.04271 137 111 21 5
1868 Well, we're saved the walk to the shoreline... 1.2263 0.04143 137 110 23 4
1869 Drain the swamp? What swamp? This right here is paradi -- uh, is the water getting higher to you? 1.2263 0.04395 137 112 19 6
1870 It doesn't FEEL like Antarctic melt-water... 1.2263 0.04012 137 109 25 3
1871 See? It wasn’t as bad as thought. We only vacation with the fishes. 1.2263 0.04012 137 109 25 3
1872 Just wait until it’s high tide! 1.2263 0.04395 137 112 19 6
1873 Global warming is a Chinese hoax! 1.2263 0.04271 137 111 21 5
1874 Laying on the beach is so overrated 1.2263 0.04395 137 112 19 6
1875 I suspect another iceberg melted this morning. 1.2263 0.04271 137 111 21 5
1876 If Rush says global warming is a hoax, that's good enough for me. 1.2263 0.04271 137 111 21 5
1877 They won't be laughing when the tide goes out. 1.2263 0.04143 137 110 23 4
1878 Well, he said he would drain the swamp. 1.2263 0.04271 137 111 21 5
1879 Be happy we're not in Florida. 1.2263 0.04143 137 110 23 4
1880 Let's bring our snorkel masks next year. 1.2263 0.04143 137 110 23 4
1881 Next time I say 'Check the 10-year forecast,' maybe you'll listen. 1.2263 0.04143 137 110 23 4
1882 I told you to go before we left the house. 1.2263 0.04395 137 112 19 6
1883 This was the perfect spot last year. 1.2263 0.04395 137 112 19 6
1884 I...SAID...there is NO GLOBAL WARMING 1.2263 0.04012 137 109 25 3
1885 I’ve had it up to here with all-in vacations. 1.2263 0.04395 137 112 19 6
1886 Global warming is nonsense. It feels cooler to me this summer. 1.2263 0.04271 137 111 21 5
1887 Now will you finally admit this deal was too good to be true? 1.2263 0.04143 137 110 23 4
1888 I said merry time not maritime. Another example of your not listening.” 1.2263 0.04271 137 111 21 5
1889 So this is what our mortgage feels like. 1.2263 0.04012 137 109 25 3
1890 Look honey! Isn’t that our chimney out there? 1.2263 0.04143 137 110 23 4
1891 I guess the high tide sign wasn't fake news after all. 1.2263 0.04395 137 112 19 6
1892 I’ve got a lobster trapped between my feet. Get the net. 1.2263 0.04395 137 112 19 6
1893 This will be a great spot once the tide goes out. 1.2263 0.04012 137 109 25 3
1894 Still think the rise in sea levels is fake news, Harold? 1.2263 0.04395 137 112 19 6
1895 Yes, I still believe the President when he says global warming is fake news. The sand is just wetter. 1.2263 0.03876 137 108 27 2
1896 Is this what the kids mean when they say they are waisted? 1.2263 0.04271 137 111 21 5
1897 Well, I guarantee you that other people in Dallas think this is not 'just a little beach erosion.' 1.2263 0.04143 137 110 23 4
1898 Hmm, the water is warmer this year 1.2256 0.04480 133 109 18 6
1899 Remember when we used to live here. 1.2254 0.04168 142 115 22 5
1900 So, do you STILL think global warming is fake? 1.2250 0.04802 120 99 15 6
1901 I guess we should have checked the global warming situation before booking this ski resort. 1.2250 0.04654 120 98 17 5
1902 Well, yes, last time it WAS more romantic: without the global warming, sharks, and extra 25 years. 1.2250 0.04501 120 97 19 4
1903 Are you sure it’s fake news? 1.2250 0.04802 120 99 15 6
1904 You looked thinner at high tide. 1.2246 0.04243 138 112 21 5
1905 I told you that time machine was a waste of money. 1.2246 0.04116 138 111 23 4
1906 Ed, do you think we should call it a day? 1.2246 0.04116 138 111 23 4
1907 Where is the guy that said "drain the swamp"? 1.2246 0.04366 138 113 19 6
1908 Why did the water just get warmer? 1.2246 0.04116 138 111 23 4
1909 Don’t you agree that Washington D.C has really improved since the current Presidential has taken over? 1.2246 0.04366 138 113 19 6
1910 I never wanted to be a vacautionary tale. 1.2246 0.04243 138 112 21 5
1911 I said "waits for no man," Norman. 1.2246 0.04243 138 112 21 5
1912 This is the last time we'll bring Mortons's salt on a picnic! 1.2246 0.04243 138 112 21 5
1913 “ OK.....time and blank waits for no man, 4 letters ......” 1.2246 0.04116 138 111 23 4
1914 More waterfront isn't necessarily good! 1.2246 0.03986 138 110 25 3
1915 I imagine it might be a tad deeper on the coast . 1.2246 0.04116 138 111 23 4
1916 Global warming? Please. My beer's still cold. 1.2246 0.03986 138 110 25 3
1917 I know you don’t believe in climate change, but this is low tide . . . 1.2246 0.04243 138 112 21 5
1918 How much did we pay to rent this umbrella? 1.2246 0.03986 138 110 25 3
1919 Did you remember to put the cat upstairs? 1.2246 0.04116 138 111 23 4
1920 We voted, didn't we, dear? 1.2246 0.04366 138 113 19 6
1921 I can't get over that sinking feeling, perhaps we should move our chairs a bit. 1.2246 0.04366 138 113 19 6
1922 Will Pence drain the swamp or seek higher ground? 1.2246 0.03986 138 110 25 3
1923 Go with the flow you said. 1.2246 0.04243 138 112 21 5
1924 I don't care. Climate change is a hoax. 1.2246 0.04366 138 113 19 6
1925 '"I am beginning to believe in global warming and rising oceans.'" 1.2246 0.03986 138 110 25 3
1926 It's sort of a shame we are on our upper porch. 1.2246 0.04243 138 112 21 5
1927 Well yes Roger, there is THAT convenience. 1.2246 0.04116 138 111 23 4
1928 I don't think it's 1985 anymore 1.2246 0.04366 138 113 19 6
1929 MAGA. 1.2246 0.04602 138 115 15 8
1930 This fancy holiday has really put us under water darling 1.2246 0.04116 138 111 23 4
1931 The sand castle contest was a real letdown this year. 1.2246 0.04243 138 112 21 5
1932 Who knew that the tide tables were not fake news 1.2231 0.04766 121 100 15 6
1933 Now we know why the rates were so low. 1.2231 0.04619 121 99 17 5
1934 Well, at least, I don't have to watch my waistline. 1.2231 0.04467 121 98 19 4
1935 This fake news is making my toes wrinkly. 1.2231 0.04766 121 100 15 6
1936 Don't think of it as flash flooding, think of it as an instant hot tub. 1.2231 0.04619 121 99 17 5
1937 I think I left the water running back at the cottage. 1.2222 0.04293 135 110 20 5
1938 Half price chair rental, huh?” 1.2222 0.04293 135 110 20 5
1939 Our relationship was under water long before this! 1.2222 0.04162 135 109 22 4
1940 I have a sinking feeling that we're sinking. 1.2222 0.03887 135 107 26 2
1941 Good thing we weren’t sitting on the lower deck. 1.2222 0.04027 135 108 24 3
1942 The humidity is really bad today. 1.2222 0.03742 135 106 28 1
1943 Can you grab the snorkel and put some sunscreen on my back? 1.2222 0.04293 135 110 20 5
1944 I thought your President said climate change was fake. 1.2222 0.04543 135 112 16 7
1945 I guess that’s a man for you. I tell you to get a place surrounded by water, and you get a place in water. Do y’all ever really listen? 1.2222 0.04663 135 113 14 8
1946 It's OK, Evelyn, I had to pee anyway. 1.2222 0.04293 135 110 20 5
1947 Riviera, River area, must be a typo... 1.2222 0.04027 135 108 24 3
1948 I've waited long enough, Dave. You're a shit meteorologist. I want a divorce. 1.2222 0.04162 135 109 22 4
1949 I told you it was tidal 1.2222 0.04027 135 108 24 3
1950 It’s certainly been a wet summer.” 1.2222 0.04543 135 112 16 7
1951 Suicide by high tide,...or Global warming blues. 1.2222 0.04162 135 109 22 4
1952 I prefer to stay put and contemplate tidal energies. 1.2222 0.04162 135 109 22 4
1953 It said 'Oceanfront' 1.2222 0.04162 135 109 22 4
1954 At least our property taxes are dropping. 1.2222 0.03742 135 106 28 1
1955 Son-of-a-bitch! 1.2222 0.04543 135 112 16 7
1956 As a climate change denier, I’m a bit torn. 1.2222 0.03887 135 107 26 2
1957 I meant the other Amazon. 1.2212 0.04986 113 94 13 6
1958 Miami rising seawater was not to happened until 2020. 1.2206 0.04512 136 113 16 7
1959 I see you're still in denial about climate change. 1.2206 0.04134 136 110 22 4
1960 Each year the prices get better and better. 1.2206 0.04000 136 109 24 3
1961 Were we waiting for the science or the tide to come in? 1.2206 0.04512 136 113 16 7
1962 Tell me one more time that this is a hoax. 1.2206 0.04264 136 111 20 5
1963 What have we learned? Never buy a time share at low tide. 1.2206 0.04512 136 113 16 7
1964 I wasted all that sunscreen on my legs. 1.2200 0.05041 100 82 14 4
1965 Right Ralph, buy the time share, sea level's not going to rise. Well, the damn crabs are biting again. 1.2197 0.04209 132 107 21 4
1966 Are you ready to go to the next stop on our surprise 40th aniversary honeymoon reenactment tour? 1.2197 0.04344 132 108 19 5
1967 Maybe there is something to this global warming thing. 1.2197 0.03774 132 104 27 1
1968 Let's be patient Sweetheart. The tide has always turned for us at challenging times 1.2197 0.04209 132 107 21 4
1969 I always wondered why they called it, "Quicksand Cove"! 1.2197 0.04209 132 107 21 4
1970 It looks like climate change is changing faster than they thought. 1.2197 0.04344 132 108 19 5
1971 I knew I left the faucet on 1.2197 0.04475 132 109 17 6
1972 You really ARE drinking too much beer! 1.2197 0.04726 132 111 13 8
1973 I guess the EPA lied to us. Boy, I hate that. 1.2197 0.04209 132 107 21 4
1974 I told you this would happen if we tried minding our own business. 1.2197 0.03924 132 105 25 2
1975 Mother Nature just broke her water. 1.2197 0.04069 132 106 23 3
1976 Do you still not believe in climate change? 1.2197 0.04726 132 111 13 8
1977 This must have something to do with that global warming thing people have been talking about. 1.2197 0.04344 132 108 19 5
1978 Do you want to watch Big Little Lies? 1.2197 0.03924 132 105 25 2
1979 Good thing I remembered the beach umbrella. 1.2197 0.03924 132 105 25 2
1980 How's deregulation working for you now? 1.2197 0.03774 132 104 27 1
1981 Honey, did you happen to notice if there was a restroom back there? 1.2197 0.04344 132 108 19 5
1982 Oh! I'm not worried. Donald will fix the leak. 1.2197 0.04726 132 111 13 8
1983 I told you to use the waterproof sunscreen. 1.2197 0.04344 132 108 19 5
1984 Diss my travel agent all you want. At least I didn't just put a message in a beer can. 1.2197 0.03924 132 105 25 2
1985 No Dear I do not believe in Global Warming 1.2197 0.04069 132 106 23 3
1986 You wouldn't believe iceberg melting was coming to our own back yard. 1.2197 0.04069 132 106 23 3
1987 Draining the swamp is going swimmingly. 1.2197 0.04209 132 107 21 4
1988 On the up side, it’s always summer now. 1.2197 0.04069 132 106 23 3
1989 I told you this would be beachfront property one day. 1.2197 0.04209 132 107 21 4
1990 Remind me to never again book a stay at a resort called The Tides. 1.2197 0.04209 132 107 21 4
1991 Getting away seems to be worsenening my sinking feeling. 1.2197 0.04344 132 108 19 5
1992 Does this tide make me look washed out? 1.2197 0.04475 132 109 17 6
1993 All right, Harry, have it your way – the sea level is not rising, but America is sinking under the national debt.” 1.2197 0.04344 132 108 19 5
1994 I guess the Paris Accord was a good idea afterall. 1.2197 0.04344 132 108 19 5
1995 You peed? 1.2197 0.04344 132 108 19 5
1996 so this is the real estate bargain of the century you talked me into " 1.2197 0.04209 132 107 21 4
1997 Well they told us sea levels were rising 1.2197 0.04209 132 107 21 4
1998 Looks like the Chinese are hoaxing us again. 1.2197 0.03617 132 103 29 0
1999 I can’t decide if I should go for a swim. 1.2197 0.04344 132 108 19 5
2000 Bingo! I told you if we waded out here, we'd become a climate change meme. 1.2197 0.04726 132 111 13 8
2001 Ski vacation next year? 1.2197 0.03924 132 105 25 2
2002 We should probably start recycling. 1.2197 0.03774 132 104 27 1
2003 Next time we are getting the portable chairs and umbrella set. 1.2197 0.04209 132 107 21 4
2004 well, the listing did say 'open air, ocean experience' 1.2197 0.04344 132 108 19 5
2005 I've had it up to here with you! 1.2197 0.04344 132 108 19 5
2006 We can sleep in--there is no 'Best Spot on the Beach' any more. 1.2197 0.04069 132 106 23 3
2007 I don't care what Al Gore says, I am not giving up my beachfront property. 1.2197 0.04209 132 107 21 4
2008 You said rising sea levels is a scam. Could global warming be the cause of sinking beaches? 1.2197 0.03774 132 104 27 1
2009 Now, that is a flash flood. 1.2197 0.04209 132 107 21 4
2010 It's not global warming, it's your stupidity. 1.2197 0.04475 132 109 17 6
2011 Well, I voted for Al Gore. 1.2197 0.03924 132 105 25 2
2012 That's ridiculous. There's no such thing as global warming! 1.2197 0.04209 132 107 21 4
2013 Look on the bright side, the effects of climate change are not over our heads. 1.2197 0.04602 132 110 15 7
2014 Look, all I'm saying is we might want to move the house further inland. 1.2197 0.04069 132 106 23 3
2015 Yes, I know who King Canute was. 1.2197 0.04209 132 107 21 4
2016 Grab that beer for me, would you? 1.2197 0.04069 132 106 23 3
2017 I choose the wrong day to wear socks 1.2197 0.04209 132 107 21 4
2018 Where’s the baby? 1.2197 0.04602 132 110 15 7
2019 At least we know why a waterfront lot could be so cheap. 1.2197 0.04069 132 106 23 3
2020 It might be time to sell the SUV. 1.2197 0.03774 132 104 27 1
2021 I guess when all is said and done, I miss the table service the most. 1.2197 0.04209 132 107 21 4
2022 Must be how the president feels 1.2197 0.04069 132 106 23 3
2023 Does "sea level rise" apply to lakes? 1.2197 0.04209 132 107 21 4
2024 I guess draining the swamp wasn't his first priority 1.2197 0.04602 132 110 15 7
2025 I think the tide is in. 1.2197 0.04069 132 106 23 3
2026 Tide's out" I said. "Oh no" you said, "This is a perfect spot!! Go back to sleep. 1.2197 0.04069 132 106 23 3
2027 I thought they were going to drain the swamp... 1.2197 0.04344 132 108 19 5
2028 All I'm saying Harry is when the time-share brochure says 'waterfront property' you investigate! 1.2190 0.04236 137 112 20 5
2029 He never listens! 1.2188 0.04287 128 104 20 4
2030 At least the kids are with the grandparents. 1.2188 0.03668 128 100 28 0
2031 I don't want to sink or swim. 1.2188 0.04428 128 105 18 5
2032 I thought he said Drain, not Rain The Swamp. 1.2180 0.03898 133 106 25 2
2033 Hampton’s adjacent 1.2180 0.04042 133 107 23 3
2034 Who knew the swamp was this deep at the Vineyard! 1.2180 0.03898 133 106 25 2
2035 I’m still not convinced, the whole theory is based on fake news. 1.2180 0.04571 133 111 15 7
2036 Tsunami. Gesundheit! 1.2180 0.04314 133 109 19 5
2037 Who said a rising tide lifts everyone 1.2180 0.04042 133 107 23 3
2038 It was either lower tides or lower taxes 1.2180 0.04180 133 108 21 4
2039 Well, there goes the Helheim Glacier. 1.2180 0.04042 133 107 23 3
2040 You know, something seems different this summer. 1.2180 0.03898 133 106 25 2
2041 Is your water as warm as mine? 1.2180 0.04314 133 109 19 5
2042 Tell the fish nibbling my toes that climate change is fake news. 1.2180 0.04314 133 109 19 5
2043 Honey, that's NOT an umbrella pole! 1.2180 0.04314 133 109 19 5
2044 But he promised to drain the swamp. 1.2180 0.04314 133 109 19 5
2045 I hope we don't have to wait until the tide goes out to find my shoes. 1.2180 0.04042 133 107 23 3
2046 You and your "fake water". 1.2180 0.04042 133 107 23 3
2047 I love global warming. Think of how much we'll save on sunscreen! By this time next year the water will be up to our necks. 1.2180 0.04042 133 107 23 3
2048 Relax and enjoy,they said! Climate change is a hoax,they said! 1.2180 0.04314 133 109 19 5
2049 When he said he’d drain the swamp, I didn’t think he meant he’d drain it here! 1.2180 0.04180 133 108 21 4
2050 I don't feel warmer. 1.2180 0.04042 133 107 23 3
2051 Now is it time to drain the swamp? 1.2180 0.04180 133 108 21 4
2052 It's not global warming...it's the tide... 1.2180 0.04314 133 109 19 5
2053 Looks like the Blue Wave we' ve been counting on came in a bit early. 1.2180 0.04180 133 108 21 4
2054 Don’t you just love it up here on Mt. Ranier? 1.2180 0.04694 133 112 13 8
2055 The tide is high but I’m holding on. 1.2180 0.04180 133 108 21 4
2056 Remember to wait half an hour before running. 1.2180 0.04180 133 108 21 4
2057 If a waiter doesn't show up soon, I think we should swim out of here. 1.2180 0.04314 133 109 19 5
2058 Men used to enjoy seeing a little hair down there. 1.2180 0.03898 133 106 25 2
2059 Remember, dear, marriage is about compromise. 1.2180 0.04180 133 108 21 4
2060 Henry, I think that next year we should go back to Atlantic City. 1.2180 0.04180 133 108 21 4
2061 It's the time of the day, darling. The sand is always cooler this time of the day. 1.2180 0.04180 133 108 21 4
2062 It a lake”it’s not going to rise like the ocean. He says 1.2180 0.04042 133 107 23 3
2063 Yes, dear, I know. Your rising boat is just around the corner. 1.2180 0.04314 133 109 19 5
2064 The earth has a history of cyclical flooding. 1.2180 0.03898 133 106 25 2
2065 The brochure said canoes would be available. 1.2180 0.04180 133 108 21 4
2066 Now I see why they call this resort 'Climate Change.' 1.2180 0.04444 133 110 17 6
2067 Remember when we used to be only knee deep in it? 1.2180 0.04180 133 108 21 4
2068 And we still have to listen to the time share yadi yada. 1.2180 0.04180 133 108 21 4
2069 It’s not global; it suddenly got warmer in this spot. 1.2180 0.03749 133 105 27 1
2070 Wake up, Harold! Where's the dog? 1.2180 0.04314 133 109 19 5
2071 Didn't he promise to drain the swamp? 1.2180 0.04571 133 111 15 7
2072 Is that your hand down there ? 1.2180 0.04571 133 111 15 7
2073 I've had it up to here with global warming. 1.2180 0.04180 133 108 21 4
2074 I thought they told us we didn’t need flood insurance 1.2180 0.04042 133 107 23 3
2075 What an effective way to drown my sorrow being with you... 1.2180 0.04180 133 108 21 4
2076 Diehard climate change deniers enjoying a day at the beach. 1.2180 0.04571 133 111 15 7
2077 Psht global warming. 1.2180 0.04314 133 109 19 5
2078 At least the top of Everest isn't as chilly as last century. 1.2180 0.04042 133 107 23 3
2079 I am stow sowned. 1.2180 0.04571 133 111 15 7
2080 At least this is better than staying with my in-laws all expenses paid. 1.2180 0.04571 133 111 15 7
2081 I'm so glad we put a deck on the roof before hurricane season. 1.2180 0.03898 133 106 25 2
2082 Are you sure this is exactly the same spot 40 years ago? 1.2180 0.04042 133 107 23 3
2083 Some vacation Stan, cheap rooms beach adjacent until the tide comes in. 1.2180 0.04042 133 107 23 3
2084 Actually, this sea level rise stuff is very cooling. 1.2180 0.04180 133 108 21 4
2085 I have a feeling we're not in Kansas any more. 1.2180 0.04042 133 107 23 3
2086 Nooooooo. I'm thinking I won't lay out on my towel today. But you go ahead. 1.2180 0.04180 133 108 21 4
2087 I hope that's your foot. 1.2180 0.04180 133 108 21 4
2088 It looks like the tides have turned. 1.2180 0.03898 133 106 25 2
2089 Yes I will. Much more attention to Yelp reviews. 1.2180 0.04180 133 108 21 4
2090 Remember when our backyard was above water? 1.2180 0.04180 133 108 21 4
2091 I told you lakes don't have tides. 1.2180 0.04180 133 108 21 4
2092 Dear, I believe our house is literally Under Water! 1.2180 0.04314 133 109 19 5
2093 How can you mistake Venice, Florida for Venice, Italy, Brad? 1.2180 0.04571 133 111 15 7
2094 Now that you mention it, it does feel a little warmer. Why? 1.2171 0.04112 129 104 22 3
2095 Oceanfront property is NOT what it's cracked up to be... 1.2164 0.04015 134 108 23 3
2096 You finally got your three hundred sixty degree water view. 1.2164 0.04152 134 109 21 4
2097 I told you this Palm Springs ocean front property would pay off. Thank you 'global warming!' 1.2164 0.04015 134 108 23 3
2098 If you like Piña Coladas, and high tide at the Cape... 1.2164 0.04152 134 109 21 4
2099 John, this is the last time I sit with you on the beach where we got engaged years ago. It's time you acknowledged global warming. 1.2164 0.04414 134 111 17 6
2100 This is given high tide a new meaning. 1.2164 0.04152 134 109 21 4
2101 So Harry, do you believe now? 1.2126 0.04127 127 103 21 3
2102 Well, dear, maybe climate change wasn't fake news after all. 1.2126 0.04276 127 104 19 4
2103 Miami is nice this time of year 1.2126 0.04127 127 103 21 3
2104 This will pass, there is NO global warming! 1.2126 0.04694 127 107 13 7
2105 Guess who’s idea it was to get here early? 1.2126 0.04420 127 105 17 5
2106 It's just like going for a swim but without the hassle. 1.2126 0.04127 127 103 21 3
2107 They don't call Wyoming a winter paradise for nothing. 1.2126 0.04559 127 106 15 6
2108 And just what was the date of that paper with the tide table? 1.2126 0.04694 127 107 13 7
2109 I can’t get my mind off the mortgage. 1.2126 0.04127 127 103 21 3
2110 Show some enthusiasm darling, we're global-warming trend setters! 1.2126 0.04127 127 103 21 3
2111 Look at the bright side. Unlike our mortgage, we're not under water. 1.2126 0.04420 127 105 17 5
2112 'Beachfront property', he said... The beach is behind us. 1.2126 0.04127 127 103 21 3
2113 Are you sure they said swim with the dolphins and not live with them? 1.2126 0.04127 127 103 21 3
2114 At least it’s not raining 1.2126 0.04127 127 103 21 3
2115 I tell you our marriage is sinking and this is how you try to save it? 1.2126 0.04276 127 104 19 4
2116 Is that close enough to the water for you? 1.2126 0.04127 127 103 21 3
2117 Aren't we grateful for climate change; it creates a quiet beach. 1.2126 0.03813 127 101 25 1
2118 I felt a nibble. 1.2126 0.04420 127 105 17 5
2119 Why can’t you just enjoy your vacation from the coal mine? Global warming is a hoax invented by the Chinese.....many, many, people say that.....I guarantee 100%.....all the best people agree.... 1.2126 0.04276 127 104 19 4
2120 Arizona wasn't always like this. 1.2126 0.03973 127 102 23 2
2121 The perfect end to the perfect vacation. 1.2126 0.04559 127 106 15 6
2122 This is my favorite time of day. 1.2126 0.04559 127 106 15 6
2123 So much for erosion. 1.2126 0.04276 127 104 19 4
2124 I guess most of the summer people have bailed already. 1.2126 0.04127 127 103 21 3
2125 I got nothin’ 1.2126 0.04559 127 106 15 6
2126 Get with tides, Daniel. 1.2126 0.03973 127 102 23 2
2127 Flash flood warning in your area 1.2126 0.04420 127 105 17 5
2128 I'm hungry, how long before the tide goes out? 1.2126 0.03973 127 102 23 2
2129 Sandcastles. We shall never see their like again. 1.2126 0.04127 127 103 21 3
2130 Are you peeing? 1.2126 0.04559 127 106 15 6
2131 I think now is as good a time as any to tell you - I'm leaving you. 1.2126 0.04420 127 105 17 5
2132 I think we need to reassess our retirement plans! 1.2126 0.04276 127 104 19 4
2133 It said on the website it was water adjacent. 1.2126 0.04127 127 103 21 3
2134 Maybe we shouldn't have let the kids bury your father." 1.2126 0.04420 127 105 17 5
2135 When do those submarine races start, again? It's been thirty years. 1.2126 0.04694 127 107 13 7
2136 Look, dear, an ice breaker is here to save us. 1.2126 0.04420 127 105 17 5
2137 Maybe it's not a Chinese hoax. 1.2126 0.04276 127 104 19 4
2138 "Nuke the Wales"? Really? 1.2126 0.04420 127 105 17 5
2139 President Trump says climate change is a Chinese-inspired Canadian hoax rigged to help the Mexicans take advantage of us. Do you feel moist? 1.2126 0.04276 127 104 19 4
2140 maybe we should have taken that evacuation seriously? 1.2126 0.03973 127 102 23 2
2141 The view is nice but the drinks are watered down. 1.2126 0.04276 127 104 19 4
2142 Do you have a sinking feeling about this? 1.2126 0.04127 127 103 21 3
2143 Mermaids on vacation: so like us. 1.2126 0.04420 127 105 17 5
2144 You just had to save a few bucks and go to the Bahamas during hurricane season, didn't you. 1.2126 0.04276 127 104 19 4
2145 How will we know when the tide is coming back in? 1.2126 0.04420 127 105 17 5
2146 I know you can't see my hand, but I've had it up to here with Global Warming. 1.2126 0.04276 127 104 19 4
2147 I told you not to dig a hole in the sand. 1.2124 0.04611 113 93 16 4
2148 On the plus side, you don't have to wait in line to swim through Pirates of the Caribbean. 1.2109 0.04246 128 105 19 4
2149 Just to let you know, I just peed. 1.2109 0.04526 128 107 15 6
2150 Honey, please tell me that's not you. 1.2109 0.04526 128 107 15 6
2151 Still a hoax? 1.2109 0.04526 128 107 15 6
2152 That isn't my beer. 1.2109 0.04660 128 108 13 7
2153 You left the faucet running again. 1.2109 0.04660 128 108 13 7
2154 I prefer to think about all of the money we're saving on lawn care 1.2109 0.03945 128 103 23 2
2155 Harold, I know you think global warming is a hoax, but would you mind getting me another martini? Extra dry. 1.2109 0.04098 128 104 21 3
2156 We're going to need some more towels.. 1.2109 0.04098 128 104 21 3
2157 If this is really supposed to be proof of global warming, why is the water so cold? 1.2109 0.04246 128 105 19 4
2158 We’re here to report, “Cry me a river” is fake news. 1.2109 0.04388 128 106 17 5
2159 Well, at least, now, you can say you're skinny-dipping. 1.2109 0.04246 128 105 19 4
2160 And you thought moving to Denver would make a difference. 1.2109 0.04098 128 104 21 3
2161 The resistance focussed on shorter term threats. 1.2109 0.03786 128 102 25 1
2162 If it's climate change, then why isn't the water warmer? 1.2109 0.04098 128 104 21 3
2163 The Army Corps of Engineers did a nice job on the dunes. 1.2109 0.04246 128 105 19 4
2164 I think the tide app on my phone is a bit inaccurate. 1.2109 0.04246 128 105 19 4
2165 You still don't want to give up the spot? 1.2109 0.04388 128 106 17 5
2166 you don't think it has to do with climate change do you? 1.2109 0.04388 128 106 17 5
2167 Well, the realtor did say it was “water front”. 1.2109 0.04098 128 104 21 3
2168 YOU'RE THE ONE WHO DIDN'T WANT TO GO TO CALIFORNIA DUE TO THE WILD FIRES, YOU SAID NO PROBLEMS IN FLORIDA JUST A CHANCE OF RAIN... 1.2109 0.04246 128 105 19 4
2169 Honey, can you pass me the beer before it floats away? 1.2109 0.04098 128 104 21 3
2170 Well, they did promise an ocean view... 1.2109 0.04246 128 105 19 4
2171 I’m still not convinced Climate Change is real... 1.2109 0.04246 128 105 19 4
2172 We bought this time share 10 years ago and we are keeping it! 1.2109 0.04246 128 105 19 4
2173 I don't think we should leave our waiter a tip. 1.2109 0.04660 128 108 13 7
2174 Tide's in... 1.2109 0.04098 128 104 21 3
2175 We stopped asking for straws at Starbucks drive thru for nothing 1.2109 0.04246 128 105 19 4
2176 This isn't quite the immersive vacation I had in mind. 1.2109 0.04246 128 105 19 4
2177 I don't get it, this swale had a 5 star rating on Trip Advisor. 1.2109 0.03945 128 103 23 2
2178 It's a beautiful day. Why are you so crabby? 1.2109 0.04246 128 105 19 4
2179 I'm suddenly in the mood to listen to Tina Turner... 1.2109 0.03945 128 103 23 2
2180 You and I have different ideas about the "all inclusive" 1.2109 0.04098 128 104 21 3
2181 Aren’t you enjoying the last warm days of Earth? 1.2109 0.04526 128 107 15 6
2182 Karen, these damn adult diapers don't work anymore. 1.2109 0.04526 128 107 15 6
2183 You and your great package deals! 1.2109 0.04098 128 104 21 3
2184 Just hold it in, Larry. 1.2109 0.04526 128 107 15 6
2185 Jim this is no excuse not to get up and go use a real bathroom. 1.2109 0.04098 128 104 21 3
2186 Say what you will about global warming--Greenland is a great alternative to Cancun! 1.2109 0.03945 128 103 23 2
2187 It's either global warming or the swamp really does need to be drained. 1.2109 0.04098 128 104 21 3
2188 ...a wave but not a blue wave. 1.2109 0.04098 128 104 21 3
2189 Choice of Beach great, reading of tides weak. 1.2109 0.04660 128 108 13 7
2190 We should probably leave before high tide. 1.2109 0.03945 128 103 23 2
2191 Maybe we should have gone to see that Al Gore movie after all. 1.2101 0.04112 119 96 21 2
2192 I sure hope that's your hand. 1.2100 0.04777 100 82 15 3
2193 I don't know. I still think climate change is a hoax. 1.2097 0.04475 124 103 16 5
2194 So, are we just going to sit here and drown before you accept that the climate is changing? 1.2097 0.04620 124 104 14 6
2195 Well, that was a big wave. 1.2097 0.03845 124 99 24 1
2196 I'm starting to re-think my position on global warming. 1.2097 0.04326 124 102 18 4
2197 So,do you still think it's all a Chinese hoax? 1.2097 0.04172 124 101 20 3
2198 So much for climate change being fake news too, 1.2097 0.04475 124 103 16 5
2199 But the president told us last year that rising sea levels was a hoax! 1.2097 0.04172 124 101 20 3
2200 I guess Mother Nature was listening when you said ‘Come hell or high water, we are going to have fun on this trip.’ 1.2097 0.04475 124 103 16 5
2201 Well, they advertized A Short Walk to The Beach, 1.2097 0.04326 124 102 18 4
2202 'Denial won't make this water go away any faster.' 1.2097 0.04326 124 102 18 4
2203 You weren't kidding about the travel agent being a real shark, were you? 1.2097 0.04172 124 101 20 3
2204 Well, you did say you needed one more beach day to tide you over. 1.2097 0.04475 124 103 16 5
2205 It is so nice to be able to sit with someone and just comfortably share a silence. 1.2097 0.04475 124 103 16 5
2206 The fossil fuel investments giveth,and the fossil fuel investments taketh away. 1.2097 0.04326 124 102 18 4
2207 How does China do all of this? 1.2097 0.04475 124 103 16 5
2208 Denial is a river in Egypt 1.2097 0.04326 124 102 18 4
2209 Honey, water we still doing here? 1.2097 0.04172 124 101 20 3
2210 so this is a wet hoax? 1.2097 0.04326 124 102 18 4
2211 Honey, did you shut off the water back at the cabana? 1.2097 0.04012 124 100 22 2
2212 Well, think how much worse it would be if climate change weren't a Chinese hoax. 1.2097 0.04172 124 101 20 3
2213 Oh how the tides have changed... 1.2097 0.04620 124 104 14 6
2214 do you notice anything unusual? 1.2097 0.04172 124 101 20 3
2215 I told you you'd be glad we brought the umbrella. 1.2097 0.04475 124 103 16 5
2216 I just remembered ,I left the water running in the tub upstairs. 1.2097 0.04326 124 102 18 4
2217 We could have stayed at home for this... 1.2097 0.04620 124 104 14 6
2218 At least Al Gore will be pleased. 1.2097 0.04326 124 102 18 4
2219 Darling, when will we start the trickle of trickle-down economics? 1.2097 0.04012 124 100 22 2
2220 Stop it, that tickles. 1.2097 0.04475 124 103 16 5
2221 Okay, you win. The tide is speedy here. 1.2097 0.03671 124 98 26 0
2222 What are you talking about? If he says its drained,its drained! 1.2097 0.04172 124 101 20 3
2223 You say global warmin'. I say new swim holin'. Warmin'. Swim holin'. Let's call the whole thing off. (Really!) 1.2097 0.04475 124 103 16 5
2224 Maybe we should have upgraded. 1.2097 0.04475 124 103 16 5
2225 Sigh...remember when there used to be sand beaches? 1.2097 0.04620 124 104 14 6
2226 Five more minutes? 1.2097 0.04326 124 102 18 4
2227 At least they drained the swamp. 1.2097 0.04475 124 103 16 5
2228 I still do not believe in climate change and rising sea levels. Nobody can convince me otherwise. 1.2097 0.04172 124 101 20 3
2229 I can’t believe you bought this ‘dream vacation with ocean view’ , again ?? 1.2093 0.04216 129 106 19 4
2230 Honey, please tell me that's your hand. 1.2093 0.04494 129 108 15 6
2231 I thought you said French immersion . 1.2093 0.04216 129 106 19 4
2232 Harold, I think I'd like an ice cream cone. 1.2093 0.04357 129 107 17 5
2233 Earl, let's chuck our suits and go skinny dipping. 1.2093 0.04357 129 107 17 5
2234 Should we move the picnic basket? 1.2093 0.03760 129 103 25 1
2235 Wait a minute, are there alligators in Louisiana rivers?! 1.2093 0.04070 129 105 21 3
2236 That had better be your foot on my side of the table. 1.2083 0.03906 120 96 23 1
2237 Global warming is still a myth. 1.2083 0.04082 120 97 21 2
2238 We should have listened to Al Gore 1.2083 0.04718 120 101 13 6
2239 Are you sure a rising tide still lifts all boats? Marilyn Knowles, Chapel Hill, NC 1.2080 0.03645 125 99 26 0
2240 That was nothing. Wait till you see the one in November. 1.2080 0.04443 125 104 16 5
2241 Next time we leave the phones in the car. 1.2080 0.04295 125 103 18 4
2242 Dang... a lot has changed since our honeymoon. 1.2080 0.04443 125 104 16 5
2243 Why does everyone keep talking about climate change? 1.2080 0.04586 125 105 14 6
2244 Didn't Al Gore win that election? 1.2080 0.04142 125 102 20 3
2245 Are you sure this is the spot we met five years ago? 1.2080 0.04142 125 102 20 3
2246 Nothing like a day "in" the beach! 1.2080 0.04142 125 102 20 3
2247 The tide's come in... Just sayin'. 1.2080 0.03983 125 101 22 2
2248 You know, on second thought, I think I will go for a dip.” 1.2080 0.03818 125 100 24 1
2249 It's not about the water, Daniel. It's about your mother. 1.2080 0.04586 125 105 14 6
2250 ...and you said "They probably don't even SELL global warming insurance 1.2080 0.04295 125 103 18 4
2251 Come to think of it,the brochure did mention high tide. 1.2080 0.03983 125 101 22 2
2252 Did you remember to turn off the lights? 1.2080 0.04295 125 103 18 4
2253 I told you I could find some cheap beach front property. 1.2080 0.03818 125 100 24 1
2254 Well I like global warming. Now I don’t even have to bend over to grab a beer. 1.2080 0.03818 125 100 24 1
2255 I don't care- I'm voting for him again in 2020. 1.2080 0.04295 125 103 18 4
2256 Next year we vacation BELOW the Arctic Circle. 1.2080 0.04142 125 102 20 3
2257 How soon will water-sitting be a thing? 1.2080 0.04443 125 104 16 5
2258 You've always said that you wanted seafront property. 1.2080 0.04295 125 103 18 4
2259 I still deny that global warming has anything to do with it. 1.2080 0.04295 125 103 18 4
2260 So much for the myth of global warming! 1.2080 0.04142 125 102 20 3
2261 My gosh, this seafood really is "fresh". 1.2080 0.04443 125 104 16 5
2262 It's not sea-level rise. It's me-level fall. 1.2080 0.04586 125 105 14 6
2263 What climate change? 1.2080 0.04142 125 102 20 3
2264 We should have believed the reports: Oceans are rising 1.2080 0.03983 125 101 22 2
2265 I believe you, dear. This is a prime spot. Now that tide schedule. 1.2080 0.04142 125 102 20 3
2266 Half-immersion is by far the most efficient way of learning Mermaid language. 1.2080 0.04295 125 103 18 4
2267 Good thing we rented the hybrid. We could be drowning otherwise. 1.2080 0.03645 125 99 26 0
2268 Honey - I thought you said 'a nice place on the water, not IN the water' 1.2080 0.04443 125 104 16 5
2269 It’s your damn hairsprays fault! 1.2080 0.04295 125 103 18 4
2270 Well looky here, all this water and my beer’s still dry... 1.2066 0.04052 121 98 21 2
2271 Isn't it enough that our house is underwater? 1.2063 0.04552 126 106 14 6
2272 Well, they say you never go to the same beach twice. 1.2063 0.03955 126 102 22 2
2273 These rising sea levels are seriously hampering my tan 1.2063 0.04264 126 104 18 4
2274 What do you mean, now we're underwater twice? 1.2063 0.04264 126 104 18 4
2275 Book the trip to Antarctica way in advance," you said. 1.2063 0.04410 126 105 16 5
2276 So, do you care to share your thoughts on global warming with me one more time? 1.2063 0.03955 126 102 22 2
2277 So, you still don’t believe in global warming? 1.2063 0.03955 126 102 22 2
2278 Thank God we republicans know it’s a big hoax. 1.2063 0.04112 126 103 20 3
2279 Be thankful it’s not waste water... 1.2063 0.04112 126 103 20 3
2280 I thought I requested some Origami! 1.2063 0.03955 126 102 22 2
2281 I was OK with the couples mani-pedi but the toothless carp are killin' me! 1.2063 0.04264 126 104 18 4
2282 At least we have that block of tickets for Hamilton this evening. 1.2063 0.04112 126 103 20 3
2283 Honey, can you explain global warming to me again? Mick O’Kane Melbourne, Australia 1.2063 0.04552 126 106 14 6
2284 Ya, ya, ya, climate change shlimate change 1.2063 0.04264 126 104 18 4
2285 Was it worth the wade? 1.2063 0.04410 126 105 16 5
2286 What does your Fox News say about this? 1.2063 0.04410 126 105 16 5
2287 No, that WASN'T my hand. 1.2063 0.03955 126 102 22 2
2288 If you think this is bad, you should see this place at high tide. 1.2063 0.04552 126 106 14 6
2289 Leave it to you to wait until hurricane season. 1.2063 0.04264 126 104 18 4
2290 So, what's the big deal? Aren't we sitting on the same spot where the pool used to be? 1.2063 0.04264 126 104 18 4
2291 This will do until the tide comes in. 1.2063 0.04264 126 104 18 4
2292 Okay, I'll give in on climate change, but I still don't get the alarmists. 1.2063 0.03955 126 102 22 2
2293 When will you learn, Harry, that you get what you pay for? 1.2063 0.03955 126 102 22 2
2294 I'm suing the hotel. There's hardly any beach here. 1.2063 0.04264 126 104 18 4
2295 We shouldn't have smoked that "High Tide" strain. 1.2063 0.04410 126 105 16 5
2296 Maybe we should turn the umbrella upside down. 1.2063 0.04112 126 103 20 3
2297 F&*@,ing climate change! 1.2063 0.04264 126 104 18 4
2298 Mildred I told you they weren’t B.S.in about global warming! 1.2063 0.03955 126 102 22 2
2299 She: The water’s a bit chilly today. He: well, you have to remember, this is Antarctica. 1.2063 0.04264 126 104 18 4
2300 You left the bath running. 1.2063 0.04264 126 104 18 4
2301 Of course I’m sure. Climate change is a myth. Also sky squiggles. Sky squiggles don’t exist. 1.2063 0.04264 126 104 18 4
2302 "I'm telling you... this Global Warming thing just doesn't exist." 1.2063 0.04264 126 104 18 4
2303 Alright, maybe Alaska has warmed a little... 1.2063 0.04112 126 103 20 3
2304 Well, you said to get one with a big motor; I didn't think to ask if it floats. 1.2063 0.04552 126 106 14 6
2305 "This is so much better than sand in your toes or up your bathing suit. 1.2063 0.04112 126 103 20 3
2306 Are we having fun yet? 1.2063 0.04264 126 104 18 4
2307 I told you "Global warming is real"! 1.2063 0.04410 126 105 16 5
2308 I told you we wouldn’t be submerged. 1.2063 0.04410 126 105 16 5
2309 Husband: Honestly Honey, this will be beautiful once they have drained the swamp. Wife: But Hank, we have been sat here since January last year! 1.2063 0.04112 126 103 20 3
2310 Do they serve gin and tonic here?" "No, it's a dry zone. 1.2063 0.04953 126 109 8 9
2311 When did you say the tide comes in? 1.2063 0.04264 126 104 18 4
2312 It's the humidity, not the heat 1.2063 0.04112 126 103 20 3
2313 Where should we go on our next "Global Warming" Vacations"? 1.2063 0.04264 126 104 18 4
2314 They should start calling it 'Global Wetting'" 1.2063 0.04112 126 103 20 3
2315 Why do New Yorkers retire in Florida again, Bernie? 1.2063 0.04112 126 103 20 3
2316 I need my sunscreen and its in my purse. Would you mind grabbing it, i left it under your chair. 1.2063 0.04264 126 104 18 4
2317 This is the”Rooftop condo with ocean view” from Airbnb? 1.2063 0.03955 126 102 22 2
2318 So is this a tropical depression? 1.2063 0.04552 126 106 14 6
2319 Hmm, seven letters, starts with "ts", ends with "i". No, nothing comes to mind. 1.2063 0.04689 126 107 12 7
2320 Who was it that said something about time and tide? 1.2049 0.04187 122 100 19 3
2321 Well, the upside is that we no longer have to see Dershowitz sunbathing in the nude. 1.2047 0.04378 127 106 16 5
2322 Wait until September, you said. The crowds will be gone, you said. The hurricanes only come in the summer, you said. 1.2047 0.04083 127 104 20 3
2323 Only frogs actually boil. Right? 1.2047 0.04233 127 105 18 4
2324 Look on the bright side, honey. With climate change, we don't even have to leave our beach chairs to go for a swim. 1.2047 0.03927 127 103 22 2
2325 the ad DID say ocean view... 1.2047 0.04233 127 105 18 4
2326 So this is Houston. 1.2047 0.04378 127 106 16 5
2327 Damn global warming. 1.2047 0.04378 127 106 16 5
2328 Pretty soon you won't need a bathing suit either. 1.2047 0.04519 127 107 14 6
2329 I find the affects of global warming to be a lot more relaxing that I thought they'd be. 1.2047 0.03927 127 103 22 2
2330 I've had it up to here with your poor planning. 1.2047 0.04378 127 106 16 5
2331 Global warming is everything they said it would be. 1.2047 0.04378 127 106 16 5
2332 They really need to drain the swamp. 1.2047 0.04233 127 105 18 4
2333 Didn't there used to be a glacier out there? 1.2047 0.03927 127 103 22 2
2334 That whole global warming theory was thrown out back in 2018. Let it go already. 1.2047 0.03927 127 103 22 2
2335 I'm beginning to believe that the changing climate will affect how we live. 1.2047 0.04378 127 106 16 5
2336 Low tide sure ain't what it used to be. 1.2047 0.04083 127 104 20 3
2337 Believe in climate change now? 1.2047 0.04378 127 106 16 5
2338 I can only imagine that your whistle is wet. 1.2047 0.04378 127 106 16 5
2339 So... if it gets up to our necks, we're outa here. 1.2047 0.04083 127 104 20 3
2340 Does thermal expansion of sea water and melting of land ice ring a bell? 1.2047 0.04233 127 105 18 4
2341 But President Trump says that global warming is NOT happening! 1.2047 0.04655 127 108 12 7
2342 See Bob, I TOLD you sea levels were rising. 1.2047 0.04519 127 107 14 6
2343 You know, there just might be something to this “global warming” thing I’ve been reading about. 1.2047 0.03764 127 102 24 1
2344 I guess an ocean view is included 1.2047 0.03927 127 103 22 2
2345 ...why does the water feel suddenly warm? 1.2047 0.04083 127 104 20 3
2346 Al Gore was right. 1.2047 0.04233 127 105 18 4
2347 It'll be easier to watch the kids from here. 1.2047 0.04378 127 106 16 5
2348 That reminds me - I think I left the oven on. 1.2047 0.04378 127 106 16 5
2349 I told you we don't need both hats and an umbrella. 1.2047 0.04083 127 104 20 3
2350 I told you, tide charts are not fake news! 1.2047 0.04519 127 107 14 6
2351 Don't say global warming again ... please don't. 1.2047 0.04083 127 104 20 3
2352 On the positive side if we have to go, we no longer have to look for a bathroom. 1.2047 0.04378 127 106 16 5
2353 Low tide, high tide. You're the one who wanted to feel the water between your toes! 1.2047 0.04378 127 106 16 5
2354 Global warming is real, but it doesn’t seem to be helping our relationship. 1.2047 0.04083 127 104 20 3
2355 When the tide goes out, wave goodbye. 1.2047 0.03927 127 103 22 2
2356 Still glad they drained the swamp? 1.2047 0.04519 127 107 14 6
2357 Maybe there is something to the ice caps melting after all... 1.2047 0.04378 127 106 16 5
2358 Honey, did someone forget to drain the swamp? 1.2047 0.04083 127 104 20 3
2359 So then, what's your Tide story? 1.2047 0.04083 127 104 20 3
2360 I'd be more inclined to dismiss this as the effect of climate change if this weren't low tide. 1.2034 0.03721 118 94 24 0
2361 So this is what you meant when you said we were in hot water with our landlord. 1.2034 0.04265 118 97 18 3
2362 I've sent away for Ark plans. 1.2034 0.04092 118 96 20 2
2363 Well, the martinis have been especially dry this holiday 1.2034 0.03911 118 95 22 1
2364 Did you notice that new dam up the road? 1.2034 0.04092 118 96 20 2
2365 You know John, I think I've had it upmto here. 1.2034 0.04432 118 98 16 4
2366 Apparently 'Global Warming' doesn't believe in the 'Trickle Down Effect'. 1.2034 0.04265 118 97 18 3
2367 Wasn't there a hotdog stand ten feet from here last year? 1.2034 0.04265 118 97 18 3
2368 They said one day Pittsburgh would be beach front property... 1.2034 0.03911 118 95 22 1
2369 Well, yes, it is Everest. But I still say global warming's a hoax. 1.2034 0.04265 118 97 18 3
2370 American Climate Skeptic" by Rant Goo 1.2034 0.04092 118 96 20 2
2371 When's the tide going to lift your boat? 1.2031 0.04054 128 105 20 3
2372 At least we don't need to put sunscreen on our feet. 1.2031 0.04203 128 106 18 4
2373 Don’t litter. It’s already mad. 1.2031 0.04347 128 107 16 5
2374 Something was different last summer. I just can't put my finger on it. 1.2031 0.04203 128 106 18 4
2375 I hope this isn't low tide! 1.2031 0.04054 128 105 20 3
2376 I think our marriage is sinking, Mike. 1.2031 0.04203 128 106 18 4
2377 Probably will only need half the sunscreen we brought. 1.2031 0.04054 128 105 20 3
2378 Ahh Utah!!! 1.2031 0.04347 128 107 16 5
2379 Would you feel around for the oars dear. 1.2017 0.04233 119 98 18 3
2380 I said the "French Riviera" not the "Fish River Area". 1.2017 0.04233 119 98 18 3
2381 After that last beer, Stephen, I'm experiencing a little local warming 1.2017 0.04398 119 99 16 4
2382 Every day life seems more and more like a Samuel Beckett play. 1.2017 0.04398 119 99 16 4
2383 Tell me again how Groupon described this deal. . . 1.2017 0.04061 119 97 20 2
2384 Who knew global warming could be so refreshing? 1.2017 0.04233 119 98 18 3
2385 Well, you always wanted an ocean front property. 1.2017 0.04398 119 99 16 4
2386 Do you think they've grown up and gone off to college? Or should we wait a little longer? 1.2017 0.04061 119 97 20 2
2387 Tell me again what a great deal you got on this boat. 1.2017 0.04233 119 98 18 3
2388 Sunbathing 1.2017 0.04061 119 97 20 2
2389 This is the last time we accept free vacation for a time-share pitch. 1.2017 0.04061 119 97 20 2
2390 There is a tide in the affairs of men, which taken at the flood, leads to ...misfortune. 1.2017 0.04557 119 100 14 5
2391 The wading is the hardest part. 1.2017 0.04398 119 99 16 4
2392 I think it felt cooler last summer. 1.2017 0.04233 119 98 18 3
2393 I thought you said you checked the global warming forecast for today. 1.2017 0.04557 119 100 14 5
2394 I told you we shouldn't have waited until 2030 for our beachfront vacation. 1.2017 0.04711 119 101 12 6
2395 Are you sure this was our favorite spot? 1.2017 0.04233 119 98 18 3
2396 Move that hand, Edward. People can see us. 1.2017 0.04398 119 99 16 4
2397 No, Harold, high tide isn't a beer brand they were going to be selling at the beach this afternoon. 1.2017 0.04061 119 97 20 2
2398 That`s it. We’re selling the timeshare. 1.2017 0.04398 119 99 16 4
2399 It's a hoax." 1.2017 0.04557 119 100 14 5
2400 Well Bob... I guess it’s time to move. 1.2017 0.04061 119 97 20 2
2401 Don’t tell me we paid extra for an ocean view. 1.2017 0.04398 119 99 16 4
2402 What was the name of that Blondie song? 1.2017 0.04557 119 100 14 5
2403 Repeat after me: Global warming is fake news. Apres moi le deluge. 1.2017 0.04398 119 99 16 4
2404 On the plus side, there are no water moccasins here. 1.2017 0.04557 119 100 14 5
2405 This must be evidence for evidence-based climate change. 1.2017 0.04061 119 97 20 2
2406 Coming to a neighborhood near you! 1.2017 0.04557 119 100 14 5
2407 Low tides aren’t what they used to be.” 1.2017 0.04233 119 98 18 3
2408 A hoax huh! 1.2017 0.04233 119 98 18 3
2409 Won't need sunscreen on our legs today my love. 1.2017 0.03882 119 96 22 1
2410 This immersive play seems too literal. 1.2017 0.04398 119 99 16 4
2411 Nothing better than feeling the sand between your toes 1.2017 0.04233 119 98 18 3
2412 Hal, is that you playing footsies? 1.2017 0.04711 119 101 12 6
2413 No, I don't believe in global warming. Why do you ask? 1.2017 0.04233 119 98 18 3
2414 Last time I book a Climate Change Special. 1.2017 0.03694 119 95 24 0
2415 I told you to get that GPS checked before we left. 1.2017 0.04398 119 99 16 4
2416 Greenhouse gases, I presume... 1.2017 0.04398 119 99 16 4
2417 They weren’t kidding when they said this property was waterfront. 1.2017 0.04233 119 98 18 3
2418 We really should stop staring at our phones so much. 1.2017 0.04233 119 98 18 3
2419 The new "climate change tan lines" are all the rage... 1.2017 0.04398 119 99 16 4
2420 Uhm... We are just standing here while people are desperately trying to caption this. 1.2017 0.03882 119 96 22 1
2421 I've been seeing your brother.... 1.2017 0.04061 119 97 20 2
2422 I always imagined melting glaciers would be colder. 1.2017 0.04061 119 97 20 2
2423 This is your idea of 'great again'? 1.2017 0.04398 119 99 16 4
2424 I feel as if the good times are ebbing. 1.2017 0.04398 119 99 16 4
2425 You know, global warming is just an invention of the coastal elite. 1.2017 0.04233 119 98 18 3
2426 Where is that waiter? 1.2017 0.04398 119 99 16 4
2427 At least no one will notice I didn't buy a new swimsuit this year." 1.2017 0.04233 119 98 18 3
2428 OK, honey, this has convinced me. I guess now that global warming is "a thing." 1.2017 0.04233 119 98 18 3
2429 One perk of climate change is this free hot tub. 1.2017 0.04233 119 98 18 3
2430 I swear, this spot was so much better ten years ago. 1.2017 0.04398 119 99 16 4
2431 Another foot and we will have to revisit the "hoax" hypothesis. 1.2017 0.04233 119 98 18 3
2432 'Low tide isn't what it used to be.' 1.2017 0.03882 119 96 22 1
2433 Is this part of his new environmental protection policy? 1.2017 0.03882 119 96 22 1
2434 Glamping: Aqua Edition 1.2017 0.03882 119 96 22 1
2435 Well at least I remembered to put sunscreen on. 1.2017 0.04061 119 97 20 2
2436 I told you getting extra ice in your margarita would water it down 1.2017 0.04233 119 98 18 3
2437 This global warming is taking all the fun out of going to the beach. 1.2017 0.04398 119 99 16 4
2438 What do you mean this is low tide? 1.2017 0.04557 119 100 14 5
2439 Let me get this straight, we have to comment on the waterproof furniture before viewing the time share? 1.2017 0.04233 119 98 18 3
2440 Is it me or did that tide came in faster than usual? 1.2017 0.04398 119 99 16 4
2441 Beachfront in Akron is nice, but I'm voting against Climate Change. 1.2017 0.04398 119 99 16 4
2442 Well, they were right about a nice view of the lake. 1.2017 0.04233 119 98 18 3
2443 This is either the wrath of God or we did it to ourselves. Either way, the hotel is non-refundable. 1.2017 0.04557 119 100 14 5
2444 I called the realtor this morning and she said global warming listings are really moving at the moment. 1.2017 0.04233 119 98 18 3
2445 The Anderson’s forgot one important thing in testing whether a rising tide lifts all boats. 1.2017 0.04398 119 99 16 4
2446 I’m getting kind of chilly. Perhaps we could use a little bit of that good old Global Warming. 1.2017 0.04233 119 98 18 3
2447 A couple more iceburgs melt and the summer will be ruined! 1.2017 0.03882 119 96 22 1
2448 You think there might be something to this global warming thing after all? 1.2017 0.04233 119 98 18 3
2449 This Chinese hoax gets more elaborate every year. 1.2017 0.04061 119 97 20 2
2450 What happens when our president misses the toilet: 1.2017 0.04859 119 102 10 7
2451 I should have married someone shorter than me. 1.2017 0.04061 119 97 20 2
2452 Well, water is better than debt. 1.2017 0.04398 119 99 16 4
2453 I still think global warming is a bunch of hog wash. 1.2017 0.04233 119 98 18 3
2454 I didn't think it would rain this hard with the sun out. 1.2017 0.04398 119 99 16 4
2455 Next year let's take our vacation AFTER the monsoon season. 1.2017 0.04398 119 99 16 4
2456 You wanted to try the global warming discount. 1.2017 0.03882 119 96 22 1
2457 YOU insisted that we come to the usual place! 1.2017 0.04061 119 97 20 2
2458 You're the one who thought the High Tide Inn would be quaint. 1.2017 0.04398 119 99 16 4
2459 I thought you said, "Hi, tide!"...not "High tide!" 1.2017 0.04233 119 98 18 3
2460 What does it take to convince you about climate change?" 1.2017 0.03882 119 96 22 1
2461 Next time we use a different vacation apt! 1.2017 0.04398 119 99 16 4
2462 Looking on the good side, it will be an excellent test of how well we packed the pastrami sandwiches. 1.2017 0.04398 119 99 16 4
2463 I think something just brushed against my leg 1.2017 0.03882 119 96 22 1
2464 Remember when we were kids in BCC-before climate change? 1.2017 0.04398 119 99 16 4
2465 So glad we got that underwater loan, Harry. 1.2017 0.04398 119 99 16 4
2466 Where is our cabana boy when we need him? 1.2017 0.04233 119 98 18 3
2467 That was fast. So there goes Greenland, I guess. 1.2017 0.04233 119 98 18 3
2468 That reminds me, the sump pump in the basement is on the fritz again. 1.2017 0.04557 119 100 14 5
2469 Was that this year’s tide chart you looked at? 1.2017 0.04061 119 97 20 2
2470 I thought the brochure said the cabana was "on the water" not "in" it. 1.2017 0.04061 119 97 20 2
2471 Enjoy an affordable, romantic getaway at the Tide Inn. 1.2017 0.04233 119 98 18 3
2472 And you still believe the 3% of climate scientists who say climate change is bogus and not caused by human beings.... 1.2017 0.04061 119 97 20 2
2473 It feels warmer than last year. 1.2017 0.04061 119 97 20 2
2474 Maybe we ought to sell our stake in our time share before word gets out that this is no longer beach FRONT property. 1.2017 0.04398 119 99 16 4
2475 I guess time and tide really do wait for no man. 1.2017 0.04233 119 98 18 3
2476 I dunno Bob, maybe this "climate change" thing isn't just a fad. 1.2017 0.04061 119 97 20 2
2477 Septic Springs summer 2018 1.2017 0.04398 119 99 16 4
2478 The pamphlet said a pool was included 1.2017 0.04061 119 97 20 2
2479 There is no global warming, there is no global warming.. 1.2017 0.04398 119 99 16 4
2480 The ice caps are warmer than I thought they'd be. 1.2017 0.04398 119 99 16 4
2481 Global warming is such a plus. Look what it has done for us in Alaska. 1.2017 0.04398 119 99 16 4
2482 Well, at least we don't have to worry where the bathroom is. 1.2017 0.03882 119 96 22 1
2483 John this is not what I meant when I said I wanted an above ground pool 1.2000 0.04522 120 101 14 5
2484 ‘And the Shape of Water is playing tonight’ 1.2000 0.04201 120 99 18 3
2485 Not sure I thought a great view of the ocean looked like this... 1.2000 0.04674 120 102 12 6
2486 I've always felt that global warming isn't a big deal, but losing my smartphone is hell. 1.2000 0.04714 100 83 14 3
2487 Well, they violated the "No Wake" restriction, but it did wash the sand out of my shorts. 1.2000 0.04364 120 100 16 4
2488 I knew Florida has a beach erosion problem, but I didn't know it was happening this fast. 1.2000 0.04201 120 99 18 3
2489 I call it a silver lining. Rising sea levels are certainly cooling us off. 1.2000 0.04201 120 99 18 3
2490 No more fighting the crowds on our favorite beach! And we're saving on sunscreen, too! 1.2000 0.04522 120 101 14 5
2491 You were the one who wanted to vacation in Kansas. 1.2000 0.04364 120 100 16 4
2492 Well, the website did say "on the water". 1.2000 0.04495 100 82 16 2
2493 I know you said we were underwater with our retirement planning... 1.2000 0.04364 120 100 16 4
2494 Did you confuse reading your tide charts with your stock listings again? 1.2000 0.04714 100 83 14 3
2495 I’m afraid my iced tea has become watered down. 1.2000 0.04522 120 101 14 5
2496 On the bright side, you no longer have to go on a diet to play beach vollyball 1.2000 0.04364 120 100 16 4
2497 If I laughed at you when you said that our property in Litchfield County was going to be beachfront some day, I'm sorry. 1.2000 0.05125 100 85 10 5
2498 I thought he was going to drain the swamp. 1.2000 0.04522 120 101 14 5
2499 Oh, come on! That global warming hooey is just...wait, is that Greenland? 1.2000 0.04714 100 83 14 3
2500 Don't worry, hun. If you're too bashful for the nude beach, we'll just stay out here. 1.2000 0.04201 120 99 18 3
2501 Please tell me your conservative views on climate change again. 1.2000 0.03767 125 101 23 1
2502 Water, water everywhere, not a drop to drink 1.2000 0.04364 120 100 16 4
2503 Did you see the news report about the glaciers melting in Antarctica? 1.1983 0.03914 116 94 21 1
2504 Rather than complain about global warming, be thankful that the 1% give the rest of us one day off a year. 1.1982 0.04011 111 90 20 1
2505 Would you like another sandwich, dear? 1.1966 0.04581 117 99 13 5
2506 What you don't know about tides could fill an ocean. 1.1966 0.04417 117 98 15 4
2507 It's not the heat I mind, it's the humidity. 1.1966 0.04070 117 96 19 2
2508 Well Stan, we won't be going to dinner with the Morose's again, all the hullabaloo about climate change. 1.1966 0.03884 117 95 21 1
2509 Bay of no Fundy is more like it. 1.1966 0.04417 117 98 15 4
2510 I am so pleased Climate Change is not real!!! 1.1966 0.04070 117 96 19 2
2511 I thought Montana would be safe a little longer. 1.1966 0.04247 117 97 17 3
2512 I've just been feeling a little washed up lately, ya know? 1.1966 0.04417 117 98 15 4
2513 I said I could go for a Mai Tai 1.1966 0.04581 117 99 13 5
2514 So this is global warming in Miami." 1.1966 0.04247 117 97 17 3
2515 Gosh, if only we’d bought that hybrid. 1.1966 0.04581 117 99 13 5
2516 It's no picnic for me either. 1.1966 0.04581 117 99 13 5
2517 I think we slept a little longer than we intended. 1.1966 0.03690 117 94 23 0
2518 This water is so cold. Where is your global warming dear fake news? 1.1966 0.04581 117 99 13 5
2519 I’m tidal bored 1.1966 0.04070 117 96 19 2
2520 What would Gatsby do? 1.1966 0.04417 117 98 15 4
2521 You don't need to keep your finger in that dyke, you said. Everything will be fine, you said... 1.1966 0.04247 117 97 17 3
2522 Global Warming, Dear,Global Warming. 1.1966 0.04247 117 97 17 3
2523 I do like the sunny weather that comes with global warming. 1.1966 0.04070 117 96 19 2
2524 I know we saved a few dollars... but next time let's not travel here during monsoon season. 1.1966 0.04247 117 97 17 3
2525 ...ain’t no mountain high enough... 1.1966 0.04581 117 99 13 5
2526 Do you still believe that climate change is a hoax? 1.1966 0.04247 117 97 17 3
2527 I told you there was something fishy about the low rent. 1.1966 0.04070 117 96 19 2
2528 Get used to it. You know. Global warming. Oceans rising. Crap like that. Yada, yada. 1.1966 0.04417 117 98 15 4
2529 Trump says global warming is a hoax so our patio must just be really humid today. 1.1966 0.04247 117 97 17 3
2530 If we only built that wall. 1.1966 0.04247 117 97 17 3
2531 I told you it was true! Sea levels are still rising! 1.1966 0.04581 117 99 13 5
2532 Pull out of the Paris Agreement and the next thing you know it's time to redraw the district. 1.1966 0.04247 117 97 17 3
2533 Well dove, on the bright side I suppose we can now list the “Time-Share” as beach front property. 1.1966 0.04247 117 97 17 3
2534 The American Dream 1.1966 0.04247 117 97 17 3
2535 Climate change is overrated 1.1966 0.04417 117 98 15 4
2536 Do you have my iphone? 1.1966 0.04581 117 99 13 5
2537 Honey, Led Zeppelin is the last thing I want to hear right now. 1.1966 0.04070 117 96 19 2
2538 Over all, we're pleased with the rental, a real bargain. And come high tide, you can't beat the view from the roof deck. 1.1966 0.04070 117 96 19 2
2539 What did I tell you? It's not hot at all. 1.1966 0.04070 117 96 19 2
2540 Fenwick, you just had to book this "alternative water" trip, didn't you? 1.1966 0.04070 117 96 19 2
2541 Still sure this lot is buildable? 1.1966 0.04070 117 96 19 2
2542 Do the waiters at this bar wear dorsal fins? 1.1966 0.04417 117 98 15 4
2543 Ok fine, I'll admit the tide is coming in. 1.1966 0.04247 117 97 17 3
2544 Dahling, are you still going to deny climate change? 1.1966 0.04417 117 98 15 4
2545 He yelled 'tsunami'. Does that mean high tide? 1.1966 0.04247 117 97 17 3
2546 Can’t believe you left the towels in the car. 1.1966 0.04247 117 97 17 3
2547 This isn't right. 1.1966 0.04247 117 97 17 3
2548 I told you we'll only need half as much suntan lotion at this beach 1.1966 0.04247 117 97 17 3
2549 If that's not you playing footsie, it is time to pack up. 1.1966 0.04070 117 96 19 2
2550 I told you that global warming was going to catch up with us. 1.1966 0.04070 117 96 19 2
2551 I know this was beach last summer! 1.1966 0.04070 117 96 19 2
2552 Honey...I told you this was going to be water-front property.. 1.1966 0.04417 117 98 15 4
2553 Want some of my fries? 1.1966 0.04417 117 98 15 4
2554 That's no excuse for not recycling. 1.1966 0.04070 117 96 19 2
2555 Well, I think it’s time we high tide it outta here. 1.1966 0.04417 117 98 15 4
2556 I told you we should've gotten here before global warming took over. 1.1966 0.04417 117 98 15 4
2557 At least we don't need a bathroom 1.1966 0.04417 117 98 15 4
2558 When I said let’s go for a little dip, this is not what I had in mind. 1.1966 0.03884 117 95 21 1
2559 Are you still happy you paid extra for waterfront seating? 1.1966 0.04892 117 101 9 7
2560 Honey, what was the name of that Al Gore movie the nieghbors mentioned? 1.1966 0.04070 117 96 19 2
2561 I didn't know denying climate change would make me so pruny. 1.1966 0.04070 117 96 19 2
2562 I can’t imagine what high tide looks like 1.1966 0.04417 117 98 15 4
2563 I guess climate change doesn't care about our anniversary traditions... 1.1966 0.04417 117 98 15 4
2564 Remind me to get flood insurance. 1.1966 0.04417 117 98 15 4
2565 Talk to your doctor today about treatment options for overactive bladder. 1.1966 0.04417 117 98 15 4
2566 We're going to need to replace our map in a few years. 1.1966 0.04070 117 96 19 2
2567 Rising sea levels? Impossible! We just sat too close to the edge. 1.1966 0.04247 117 97 17 3
2568 This isn’t what I meant when I said a mainstream vacation... 1.1966 0.04739 117 100 11 6
2569 I assume this is included in the resort fee? 1.1966 0.04070 117 96 19 2
2570 Oh great, quicksand. And you thought that was just a '70s TV plot device. 1.1966 0.04070 117 96 19 2
2571 What global warming? It definitely feels cooler on the beach this summer. 1.1966 0.04417 117 98 15 4
2572 looks like I told you so, again 1.1966 0.04739 117 100 11 6
2573 Just three more hours, and this spot will be perfect! 1.1966 0.04070 117 96 19 2
2574 I guess the ice caps really are melting...Alexa, play Despacito. 1.1966 0.04247 117 97 17 3
2575 Maybe we shouldn't have asked to be seated in the Denier Section. 1.1966 0.04739 117 100 11 6
2576 They say check-in is at low tide. 1.1966 0.04417 117 98 15 4
2577 I guess I misunderstood the concept of the 'Climate Change Tour'. 1.1966 0.03884 117 95 21 1
2578 No Harry this is not a Sandles Resort it’s a Sandless Resort. 1.1966 0.04417 117 98 15 4
2579 Blind Date? 1.1966 0.04247 117 97 17 3
2580 I'm not sure we can wait the 2 hours after eating. 1.1966 0.04247 117 97 17 3
2581 If you pee now, we can sit through one more high tide. 1.1966 0.04417 117 98 15 4
2582 And you still say Global Warming is a hoax? 1.1966 0.04581 117 99 13 5
2583 The beach at the 21st century theme park. 1.1966 0.04581 117 99 13 5
2584 I think it is time for us to call our real estate agent. 1.1966 0.04070 117 96 19 2
2585 Bob, this isn’t what our therapist meant by compromise. 1.1966 0.03884 117 95 21 1
2586 Did you remember to turn the sink off before we left? 1.1966 0.04247 117 97 17 3
2587 The brochure didn't mention anything about global warming. 1.1966 0.04247 117 97 17 3
2588 It's high, but, at least it's not red. 1.1966 0.04417 117 98 15 4
2589 The tide will tell if I’m naked 1.1966 0.04247 117 97 17 3
2590 You said the swamp would be drained by now. 1.1966 0.03884 117 95 21 1
2591 'Perspective is everything.' 1.1966 0.03690 117 94 23 0
2592 I can see the widow's walk of our old house from here. 1.1966 0.04247 117 97 17 3
2593 We bought this with the fossil fuel investment money. 1.1966 0.04581 117 99 13 5
2594 This climate change hoax is awfully realistic. 1.1966 0.04070 117 96 19 2
2595 Honey... I think I'm beginning to understand that mortgage thing a bit better now. 1.1966 0.04070 117 96 19 2
2596 Due to global warming, Arizona now has some very valuable beachfront property. 1.1966 0.04247 117 97 17 3
2597 ... the mystery is it only happens during Super Bowl halftime. 1.1966 0.04417 117 98 15 4
2598 The photos were deceiving. 1.1966 0.04070 117 96 19 2
2599 Well, i guess climate change isn't as bad as they make it out to be! 1.1966 0.04247 117 97 17 3
2600 Well, you can scratch "long walks on the beach" off your honey-do list. 1.1966 0.03884 117 95 21 1
2601 So do we still think a house by the water is a good long-term investment? 1.1966 0.04247 117 97 17 3
2602 Don't litter, Dear. 1.1966 0.04070 117 96 19 2
2603 I'm thinking that next time we go with a different travel agency. 1.1966 0.04070 117 96 19 2
2604 I told you global warming isn't a made up Fox thing. 1.1966 0.04247 117 97 17 3
2605 What a perfect day to go for a swim! 1.1966 0.04070 117 96 19 2
2606 It's just not fun anymore, John. 1.1966 0.04581 117 99 13 5
2607 Now do you believe in global warming? 1.1966 0.04070 117 96 19 2
2608 You have arrived at your destination 1.1966 0.04247 117 97 17 3
2609 I told you we should’ve left earlier. 1.1966 0.04070 117 96 19 2
2610 I've been told back then beaches were sand only. How awful! 1.1966 0.04247 117 97 17 3
2611 I've almost had it up to here with you! 1.1966 0.04739 117 100 11 6
2612 Waterfront retirement living seemed like a good idea. 1.1966 0.04417 117 98 15 4
2613 The ad did say 'Waterfront Property'.. 1.1966 0.04070 117 96 19 2
2614 Does the sunken cost fallacy still apply if the water comes to you? 1.1966 0.04247 117 97 17 3
2615 I was hoping for more sun, and less bathing. 1.1966 0.04581 117 99 13 5
2616 Have you seen the waterproof sunblock? 1.1966 0.03884 117 95 21 1
2617 I used to love that 'Tide is high' Blondie song. 1.1966 0.04247 117 97 17 3
2618 Strangely, the tide went unnoticed until the beer started to float. 1.1966 0.04417 117 98 15 4
2619 There is no such thing as global warming. 1.1966 0.04417 117 98 15 4
2620 Yeah but wait'll you see how much we can sell this spot for in about 11 hours. 1.1966 0.04247 117 97 17 3
2621 Wow! That global warming is happening fast! 1.1966 0.04247 117 97 17 3
2622 Is this global warming thing supposed to happen so quickly? 1.1966 0.04247 117 97 17 3
2623 You were right; this is much better than waiting in the restroom line. 1.1966 0.04581 117 99 13 5
2624 The Martin's Hurrication 2018 1.1966 0.04417 117 98 15 4
2625 Misleading web site" is generous 1.1966 0.03884 117 95 21 1
2626 It’s real. 1.1966 0.04417 117 98 15 4
2627 It's not as much fun since they drained the swamp. 1.1966 0.04247 117 97 17 3
2628 Is that right, Bob? Well then, the Chinese sure are taking their hoax seriously.” 1.1966 0.04070 117 96 19 2
2629 We've made this way too easy for the sharks. 1.1966 0.03884 117 95 21 1
2630 This must be another Chinese hoax. 1.1966 0.03884 117 95 21 1
2631 Global Warming 2018 1.1966 0.04070 117 96 19 2
2632 I couldn't refute the science, but that Al Gore is just so smug that I didn't want to believe him. 1.1966 0.04070 117 96 19 2
2633 Just a fluke. There's no climate change. 1.1966 0.04070 117 96 19 2
2634 Ralph's solution for an aunt-free picnic. 1.1966 0.04247 117 97 17 3
2635 You're right, this doesn't make any sense. Maybe the artist can't draw legs. 1.1966 0.04070 117 96 19 2
2636 Rising sea levels? Fine with me. 1.1966 0.04070 117 96 19 2
2637 Honey, I think the tides are changing." "It's the times, John. 1.1966 0.04070 117 96 19 2
2638 Climate change is a hoax, huh Vic? 1.1966 0.04070 117 96 19 2
2639 So we're the only ones who showed up for the high-tide suicide pact? 1.1966 0.04581 117 99 13 5
2640 What a lovely day! And to think some people are still on about global warming. 1.1966 0.04247 117 97 17 3
2641 How'd the photographer get over there? 1.1966 0.04417 117 98 15 4
2642 So that's what they meant by "on the house." 1.1966 0.04581 117 99 13 5
2643 At least the children are quiet. 1.1966 0.04417 117 98 15 4
2644 Well honey, do you still believe global warming is a myth? 1.1966 0.04247 117 97 17 3
2645 I'm in the mood for a Mai Tai. You? 1.1966 0.04070 117 96 19 2
2646 Yes, Gene, for the last time, it's high tide! 1.1966 0.04070 117 96 19 2
2647 Trump says there's no global warning and I agree with him. You just put our umbrella too far out on the beach and the high tide just came in. 1.1966 0.04417 117 98 15 4
2648 Is that your beer or mine" 1.1966 0.04739 117 100 11 6
2649 See that weird ripple of water to my left? It’s the name of our creator and architect of this absurd fate. 1.1966 0.04247 117 97 17 3
2650 Bob - we should have left at low tide. 1.1966 0.04070 117 96 19 2
2651 I'm not feeling warm, are you? 1.1966 0.04417 117 98 15 4
2652 Do you think that it has anything to do with climate change? 1.1966 0.04417 117 98 15 4
2653 Honey, I thought he was going to drain the swamp. 1.1966 0.04417 117 98 15 4
2654 Where did the volley ball players go?" 1.1966 0.04070 117 96 19 2
2655 Remember when Sandy meant the beach?! 1.1966 0.04247 117 97 17 3
2656 That tide Harold. That tide. 1.1966 0.04417 117 98 15 4
2657 This quicksand beach really isn't as scary as I thought it would be. 1.1966 0.03884 117 95 21 1
2658 I say it's high tide we get out of here. 1.1966 0.04417 117 98 15 4
2659 Well, I’m relieved . . . No need to sprint to the Porta Potty now! 1.1966 0.04581 117 99 13 5
2660 Not pie charts. I said check the tide charts. 1.1966 0.03884 117 95 21 1
2661 Since high tide is coming in, I think it's high time we hightail it out of here. 1.1966 0.04247 117 97 17 3
2662 Of course it has nothing to do with global warming! It's just really, really high tide. 1.1966 0.03884 117 95 21 1
2663 Can we move now? 1.1966 0.04247 117 97 17 3
2664 You're still not going to admit we set up in the wrong place, are you? 1.1966 0.04247 117 97 17 3
2665 Labor Day Houston, 2018 1.1966 0.04417 117 98 15 4
2666 I blame Al Gore for this! 1.1966 0.04247 117 97 17 3
2667 But the president promised us that there was no such thing as global warming? 1.1966 0.04070 117 96 19 2
2668 I'm a tiny bit disappointed with this combination of sun , sand, and water. 1.1966 0.04417 117 98 15 4
2669 You read the High tide/Low Tide chart upside down You have to stop drinking! 1.1966 0.04070 117 96 19 2
2670 Get here early you said. Reserve our spot you said. 1.1966 0.04417 117 98 15 4
2671 I always wanted waterfront property. 1.1966 0.03884 117 95 21 1
2672 I told you Sacramento would screw it up. All we asked for was a little sun and a nice ocean view." 1.1966 0.04417 117 98 15 4
2673 Tell me that’s you pinching my toes or I’m going to start screaming until you make whatever it is stop! 1.1966 0.04247 117 97 17 3
2674 Global warming my ass... It's just the tide. 1.1966 0.04581 117 99 13 5
2675 on the plus side, we don't have to get up to swim. 1.1966 0.04070 117 96 19 2
2676 I said I wanted to go on a GOLF trip not GULF trip! 1.1966 0.03884 117 95 21 1
2677 This was your idea. 1.1966 0.04070 117 96 19 2
2678 It did say intimate ocean view 1.1966 0.04247 117 97 17 3
2679 I just read that sea-level rise is happening faster than the computer models predicted. 1.1966 0.04070 117 96 19 2
2680 Don't worry honey, all this wetness is just a hoax 1.1966 0.04247 117 97 17 3
2681 I remember it being further to the water. 1.1966 0.04070 117 96 19 2
2682 I need a vacation 1.1966 0.04070 117 96 19 2
2683 Hydration, schmydration. 1.1966 0.04417 117 98 15 4
2684 Yes, we’re distant relatives of Grant Wood. How could you tell? 1.1966 0.03884 117 95 21 1
2685 global warming, my ass. Things are just fine here in Chicago. 1.1966 0.04070 117 96 19 2
2686 Is it possible we Republicans are wrong about global warming... the water is higher and it is as cold as a melted ice cap? 1.1966 0.03884 117 95 21 1
2687 You drank a lot of beer. Don't blame this on global warming. 1.1966 0.04247 117 97 17 3
2688 don't open it, George--it's probably just another half-baked attack on your denials of climate change. 1.1964 0.04176 112 92 18 2
2689 Was that you or me? 1.1949 0.03855 118 96 21 1
2690 Front row seats for the submarine races and I still can't see them! 1.1949 0.04214 118 98 17 3
2691 That was your beer.I think our grill and hot dogs will be next 1.1949 0.04214 118 98 17 3
2692 Time and tide wait for no tan 1.1949 0.04383 118 99 15 4
2693 We never guessed that the global level of quicksand was rising, too. 1.1949 0.04214 118 98 17 3
2694 I ... I feel bubbles ....... 1.1949 0.04545 118 100 13 5
2695 At least we'll die as we lived. 1.1949 0.04383 118 99 15 4
2696 Mr. and Mrs.. Feeney tried adjusting to global warming. 1.1949 0.03855 118 96 21 1
2697 I don't mind the heat, but the humidity is killing me! 1.1949 0.04214 118 98 17 3
2698 I don’t want to disappoint them. Whatdoyasay we go through with the divorce after this Florida vacation the kids gave us? 1.1949 0.03855 118 96 21 1
2699 They told us to enjoy ourselves. Are we there yet? 1.1949 0.04039 118 97 19 2
2700 Don't try it. I heard the water turns blue around you. 1.1949 0.04039 118 97 19 2
2701 Are we to blame for this? 1.1949 0.04039 118 97 19 2
2702 Flooding season starts earlier and earlier every year. 1.1949 0.03855 118 96 21 1
2703 I hope this is high tide. 1.1947 0.04142 113 93 18 2
2704 I told you about Climate Change. Do you believe me now? 1.1930 0.03916 114 93 20 1
2705 I told you we should have gotten the Prius. Damn rising sea levels. 1.1930 0.04471 114 96 14 4
2706 Global warming? What global warming? 1.1930 0.04471 114 96 14 4
2707 I don't care. They said it was near the water and I'm gonna get my money's worth on this time share. 1.1930 0.04294 114 95 16 3
2708 I told you we could adapt to rising sea levels 1.1930 0.03916 114 93 20 1
2709 Isn't it nice to have a stretch of the beach all to ourselves? 1.1930 0.04642 114 97 12 5
2710 No such thing as climate change 1.1930 0.04471 114 96 14 4
2711 Warm Gulf Stream waters, my ass! You're disgusting, Howard! 1.1930 0.04642 114 97 12 5
2712 I thought the concierge was talking about laundry detergent. 1.1930 0.04109 114 94 18 2
2713 Global warming is just a myth. 1.1930 0.04471 114 96 14 4
2714 'It's a Chinese hoax,' you said, Marty. 'Don't listen to the lamestream media,' you said, Marty. 1.1930 0.04806 114 98 10 6
2715 Sooo,...you didn't believe the scientist about global warming, melting glaciers, and rising sea levels when you bought this beach front property?...IDIOT! 1.1930 0.04471 114 96 14 4
2716 Do you think we'll have wrinkly fingers and toes when we move to high ground?" 1.1930 0.04642 114 97 12 5
2717 I think I'm starting to believe there's something to that "Global Warming" thing. 1.1927 0.04604 109 92 13 4
2718 Sinkhole, shminkhole. 1.1913 0.04260 115 96 16 3
2719 Perhaps we should reconsider the wet bar. 1.1913 0.04077 115 95 18 2
2720 Maybe there is something to it. 1.1913 0.04435 115 97 14 4
2721 Stop! I told you that Gore was right, but noooo, you wouldn't listen. 1.1913 0.04435 115 97 14 4
2722 Revenge is a dish best served wet. 1.1913 0.04077 115 95 18 2
2723 Come out to the coast, we'll get together, have a few laughs... 1.1913 0.04260 115 96 16 3
2724 I have a feeling I left something running at home. 1.1913 0.04077 115 95 18 2
2725 Nah, it's just a high tide. 1.1913 0.04260 115 96 16 3
2726 Well, I guess you did say it was beach front property. 1.1913 0.04260 115 96 16 3
2727 My followers are going to be so jealous. 1.1913 0.04767 115 99 10 6
2728 At least we're cooling off . 1.1913 0.03885 115 94 20 1
2729 So this is a lakefront resort. 1.1913 0.04604 115 98 12 5
2730 Make America Great Again policies have helped us stay so much cooler at the beach this summer. 1.1913 0.04435 115 97 14 4
2731 Well, Harriet​, I warned you thatbeachfront​t property isn't what it used to be. 1.1909 0.04184 110 91 17 2
2732 Next time, don't ask for a table with an unobstructed view of the water. 1.1900 0.04648 100 84 13 3
2733 …yes, but moving might provoke a Constitutional crisis. 1.1900 0.04861 100 85 11 4
2734 Maybe we should have declined the upgrade from beachfront. 1.1900 0.04861 100 85 11 4
2735 I guess an umbrella is not a proper flotation device. 1.1897 0.04226 116 97 16 3
2736 I'm a beach is half empty kind of woman, George 1.1892 0.04150 111 92 17 2
2737 Travel guides are not keeping up with the impact of global warming. 1.1892 0.04150 111 92 17 2
2738 'The backyard is always changing' is the best you can come up with? 1.1892 0.03948 111 91 19 1
2739 Your right, it is cooler in the water. The added bonus is the beer floating by, please pass one to me. 1.1892 0.04150 111 92 17 2
2740 Well, Are you ready yet to admit I was right? 1.1892 0.04150 111 92 17 2
2741 I'll take my top off, but if this ends up in the news you're sleeping on the couch. 1.1892 0.04343 111 93 15 3
2742 I knew we forgot the Drano. 1.1892 0.04150 111 92 17 2
2743 Did you bring the sunscreen? 1.1892 0.04343 111 93 15 3
2744 I can't believe you forgot the sunscreen. 1.1892 0.03948 111 91 19 1
2745 I thought it said on the water...". 1.1892 0.04150 111 92 17 2
2746 Can you reach the cooler, I just finished my beer." "We didn't bring one. Where'd you get the beer can? 1.1892 0.04150 111 92 17 2
2747 If we stay for another hour then we will really beat the traffic." 1.1892 0.04150 111 92 17 2
2748 The Millers' yard is looking so brown and dry lately. 1.1892 0.04150 111 92 17 2
2749 This is why I prefer lakes, Nigel. 1.1892 0.04150 111 92 17 2
2750 If you’re gonna keep doing that you’re moving downstream. 1.1892 0.04150 111 92 17 2
2751 What ever happened to the heat in our marriage? I guess tides change 1.1892 0.04343 111 93 15 3
2752 Ed, I’m having doubts about us needing that new swimming pool. 1.1892 0.04343 111 93 15 3
2753 Those dunes back there remind me of your hairy behind, George. 1.1892 0.04343 111 93 15 3
2754 Are you sure global warming is a hoax 1.1892 0.03948 111 91 19 1
2755 Are you sure this umbrella will protect us from global warming? 1.1892 0.04343 111 93 15 3
2756 It’s different out here after Labor Day. 1.1892 0.04150 111 92 17 2
2757 He said I'm a sea-level executive that never rises to the top. 1.1892 0.04343 111 93 15 3
2758 Out of the sun, floating koozie and the best part... don't have to get out to find the bathroom. 1.1892 0.03948 111 91 19 1
2759 You said you wanted an immersive experience. 1.1892 0.04527 111 94 13 4
2760 Look at the bright side,we are finally ocean front. 1.1892 0.04150 111 92 17 2
2761 Millennials retiring in Florida. 1.1892 0.04527 111 94 13 4
2762 January in Iceland, it'll be fun, you said 1.1892 0.04343 111 93 15 3
2763 This is great…we don’t have to walk down to the water 1.1892 0.04150 111 92 17 2
2764 Seems a little humid today. 1.1892 0.03948 111 91 19 1
2765 Whatever it is stopped nibbling my toes, but it just made off with one of my flip-flops. 1.1892 0.03948 111 91 19 1
2766 Didn't I tell you that a tropical vacation in the monsoon season is a dumb idea? 1.1892 0.04343 111 93 15 3
2767 Did you pack your trunks? 1.1892 0.04150 111 92 17 2
2768 Is 'the beach receded' an acceptably naysaying explanation? 1.1892 0.03948 111 91 19 1
2769 Weialala leia, Wallala leialala 1.1892 0.04343 111 93 15 3
2770 They told me that rainstorms can up suddenly but this is ridiculous. 1.1892 0.03948 111 91 19 1
2771 Thank goodness L.L. Bean has an easygoing return policy. 1.1892 0.04343 111 93 15 3
2772 You just aren’t the same anymore Jason, we’re history. 1.1892 0.04150 111 92 17 2
2773 Just give it a few more minutes. The hotel guy promised this would be drained soon. 1.1892 0.04343 111 93 15 3
2774 At least parking was free 1.1892 0.03948 111 91 19 1
2775 Well, it's high tide and I guess they aren't going to get here. 1.1892 0.04150 111 92 17 2
2776 Ya still think climate change is a hoax...? On the bright side, at least you ditched that dumb MAGA cap! 1.1892 0.04705 111 95 11 5
2777 Is it coming in or going out? 1.1892 0.04705 111 95 11 5
2778 How on earth did you forget your trunks? 1.1892 0.04527 111 94 13 4
2779 You wanted a spot near the water 1.1892 0.04343 111 93 15 3
2780 Global warming? It's not even that hot out here! 1.1892 0.04343 111 93 15 3
2781 Look how long that bathroom line is. 1.1892 0.04343 111 93 15 3
2782 So...is our current situation objective evidence or just anecdotal evidence of Global Warming? 1.1892 0.04876 111 96 9 6
2783 Relax, we've got another hour before the tide comes back in. 1.1892 0.04527 111 94 13 4
2784 This lovely cruise you booked online is a tad too budget for me. 1.1892 0.04150 111 92 17 2
2785 On the plus side, we only use half as much sunscreen. 1.1892 0.04150 111 92 17 2
2786 Just how much hairspray did you use this morning? 1.1892 0.04527 111 94 13 4
2787 Global warming" has actually cooled this beach 1.1892 0.03948 111 91 19 1
2788 At least Hurricane Lane distracted us from the Kilauea eruptions. 1.1892 0.03734 111 90 21 0
2789 Honey, I still think the beach is behind us. 1.1892 0.03734 111 90 21 0
2790 Now I can see why this riverboat cruise was so inexpensive. 1.1892 0.04150 111 92 17 2
2791 Either this is the tide coming in or we're in deep doo-do. 1.1892 0.04343 111 93 15 3
2792 And the little dog surrounded by all the flames was saying, "This is fine." I thought it was funny. 1.1892 0.04343 111 93 15 3
2793 I’ve heard that everyone floats when the tide is in. 1.1892 0.03948 111 91 19 1
2794 Personally, I've always been an iceberg's-half-frozen type of guy. 1.1892 0.04527 111 94 13 4
2795 Actually, I prefered the view when this was the top of the house. 1.1892 0.03948 111 91 19 1
2796 I'm so glad we left the reclining chairs at home" 1.1892 0.04343 111 93 15 3
2797 Well, you have to admit - the coal miners have made it easier to reach the beach... 1.1892 0.04343 111 93 15 3
2798 Look on the bright side. Before global warming we couldn't go to the beach in September. 1.1892 0.04150 111 92 17 2
2799 Why should our vacation be any different than our life at home? 'Merica! 1.1892 0.03948 111 91 19 1
2800 Melting of the Poles, really puts a damper on our summer holidays. 1.1892 0.03948 111 91 19 1
2801 I forgot the sunscreen! 1.1892 0.03948 111 91 19 1
2802 Buy the beachfront property you said, and I was an idiot to agree with you! 1.1892 0.04150 111 92 17 2
2803 Global warming's a myth," you said! "Beach-front property is a great investment," you said! Well, if the climate keeps changing, we'll soon be under water 1.1892 0.04150 111 92 17 2
2804 I’d check the weather but my phone is wet. 1.1892 0.04705 111 95 11 5
2805 Our beachfront home might be underwater, but we still have our rooftop deck. 1.1892 0.04527 111 94 13 4
2806 So, do you think Global Warming is still a hoax? 1.1892 0.04705 111 95 11 5
2807 Please tell me when the tide goes out your moon will be covered this time. 1.1892 0.04343 111 93 15 3
2808 Is this what they meant by "high season"? 1.1892 0.04150 111 92 17 2
2809 Who said global warming wasn’t real 1.1892 0.04343 111 93 15 3
2810 I told you this vacation was too expensive. Now we’re under water. 1.1875 0.04116 112 93 17 2
2811 Don’t worry Dear, last week was “shark week.” 1.1875 0.04116 112 93 17 2
2812 Even if the water is this high because of global warming, it is pleasantly cool. 1.1875 0.04490 112 95 13 4
2813 Evidently, the tide agrees with me about your beach nudity. 1.1875 0.05157 112 99 5 8
2814 The Chinese must be going after American jobs again. 1.1875 0.04307 112 94 15 3
2815 I thought global warming would be more fun. 1.1875 0.04490 112 95 13 4
2816 What’s the water resistant time on our sunscreen? 1.1875 0.03916 112 92 19 1
2817 OK, so it's the moon, but how much longer do we wait? 1.1875 0.04490 112 95 13 4
2818 Pass the water, dear. 1.1875 0.04116 112 93 17 2
2819 Our old spot you said. Remember the view of the beach you said. It'll be romantic you said. 1.1875 0.04116 112 93 17 2
2820 Maybe we should go in before it gets too globally warm! 1.1875 0.04490 112 95 13 4
2821 On the bright side, we're saving 50% on sunscreen. 1.1875 0.04307 112 94 15 3
2822 Did you bring the soap? 1.1875 0.03916 112 92 19 1
2823 Didn’t you tell me climate change was BS? 1.1875 0.03916 112 92 19 1
2824 Are we swimming? 1.1875 0.04116 112 93 17 2
2825 ...and the big fool said to push on. 1.1875 0.04307 112 94 15 3
2826 Oh Gee, What happened? When did we get in the water? 1.1875 0.04307 112 94 15 3
2827 I said it before, and I'll say it again: "I wanted to go to the mountains!" 1.1875 0.04490 112 95 13 4
2828 I thought global warming would be a drier heat. 1.1875 0.04307 112 94 15 3
2829 Look, this salt water is damaging our marriage and my sandals. 1.1875 0.04116 112 93 17 2
2830 This isn't happening. This isn't happening. This isn't happening. This isn't happening. 1.1875 0.04666 112 96 11 5
2831 Next time, you read the tide chart. 1.1875 0.03916 112 92 19 1
2832 Greeting from our vacation. Save us. We are drowning in boredom. 1.1875 0.04490 112 95 13 4
2833 I'm worried about my tan lines! 1.1875 0.04666 112 96 11 5
2834 When should we start giving little Johny swimming lessons? 1.1875 0.04666 112 96 11 5
2835 Well, at least our legs won’t burn! 1.1875 0.04116 112 93 17 2
2836 I have this sinking feeling that summer is almost over. 1.1875 0.04666 112 96 11 5
2837 One man’s evacuation is another man’s vacation. 1.1875 0.04666 112 96 11 5
2838 Beachfront property really lost its cache since global warming. 1.1875 0.04116 112 93 17 2
2839 Well, I guess it's true. Oceans rise, empires fall. 1.1875 0.04116 112 93 17 2
2840 Damn dam. 1.1875 0.03916 112 92 19 1
2841 ‘Retire to Florida’, you said. Tell me again why not Arizona? 1.1875 0.04490 112 95 13 4
2842 What’s with these guys, predicting we had until the end of the century! 1.1875 0.04116 112 93 17 2
2843 I warned you if the deal appears too good to be true, it is 1.1875 0.04490 112 95 13 4
2844 Miami Beach is changing before our eyes! 1.1875 0.04116 112 93 17 2
2845 It's not what I expected from a trip to Greenland. 1.1875 0.04307 112 94 15 3
2846 I know we're underwater, Dear! 1.1875 0.03705 112 91 21 0
2847 I thought you said "High Time" not "High Tide" to come here... 1.1875 0.04307 112 94 15 3
2848 If I told you once, I've told you a thousand times. It's boats, Frank, boats. A rising tide lifts all boats. 1.1875 0.04307 112 94 15 3
2849 Before climate change, we had a patio near the water and could enjoy one or the other. Now we can enjoy our patio and the water at the same time. 1.1875 0.04307 112 94 15 3
2850 That's not the kind of warming I expected... 1.1875 0.03916 112 92 19 1
2851 Next time, let's try to come during low tide. 1.1875 0.04116 112 93 17 2
2852 I still think we should have brought the floaties. 1.1875 0.03705 112 91 21 0
2853 Global warming? Climate change? Rising sea levels? Don't be ridiculous! 1.1875 0.04116 112 93 17 2
2854 If the sunburn doesn't get you, the sharks will. 1.1875 0.04490 112 95 13 4
2855 Something's jaws have my foot, darling. 1.1875 0.04307 112 94 15 3
2856 On the plus side, the water has gotten a lot warmer 1.1875 0.04307 112 94 15 3
2857 A Vanderberry NEVER cedes property. 1.1875 0.04490 112 95 13 4
2858 Chevy, tick. Levy, tick. It just makes no sense. 1.1875 0.04490 112 95 13 4
2859 And just think--this is low tide. 1.1875 0.03705 112 91 21 0
2860 Happy Anniversary. 1.1875 0.04116 112 93 17 2
2861 Next time let's take the boat tour. 1.1875 0.04307 112 94 15 3
2862 I didn't think global warming was arriving before Labor Day" 1.1875 0.03916 112 92 19 1
2863 Is the kid still playing in the sand next to you? 1.1875 0.04666 112 96 11 5
2864 Seafood, surf, and turf, come Hell or high water. 1.1875 0.04307 112 94 15 3
2865 Not going to need that bathroom break after all. 1.1875 0.04116 112 93 17 2
2866 Well, this makes me want to think about cancelling our Farmers' Almanac subscription. 1.1875 0.04116 112 93 17 2
2867 '...Fluffy?' 1.1875 0.04307 112 94 15 3
2868 Surf's up! 1.1875 0.04116 112 93 17 2
2869 Welcome to Anthropocene State Park 1.1875 0.04307 112 94 15 3
2870 Henry, can you check on the children? They've gone quiet. 1.1875 0.04307 112 94 15 3
2871 I agree. The conditions on this beach change when a big boat passes by. 1.1875 0.04307 112 94 15 3
2872 Well Stephen...? I guess this proves your theory on,"Lake Tides", needs a bit more work. 1.1875 0.04307 112 94 15 3
2873 Perhaps a little more research next time! 1.1875 0.04666 112 96 11 5
2874 Ok, I think we can finally give up our view... 1.1875 0.04307 112 94 15 3
2875 Is that your toes I feel, hun?” “Nope... 1.1875 0.04307 112 94 15 3
2876 Fancy a swim? 1.1875 0.04116 112 93 17 2
2877 We should have taken the last plane out. 1.1875 0.04116 112 93 17 2
2878 Now we know why this spot was empty. 1.1875 0.04490 112 95 13 4
2879 OK, forget global warming. If we leave, I'll make that chicken you like. 1.1875 0.04490 112 95 13 4
2880 Well Howard, there’s no doubt about our sex life now. We’re both in DENIAL! 1.1875 0.04116 112 93 17 2
2881 FLORIDA -- "Where concealed carry meets global warming!" 1.1875 0.04490 112 95 13 4
2882 The bugs are beginning to bother me. 1.1875 0.04307 112 94 15 3
2883 OK — I’ll agree this has nothing to do with global warming if you agree to move to higher ground. 1.1875 0.04116 112 93 17 2
2884 That felt like a seal, not a shark....... 1.1875 0.04116 112 93 17 2
2885 Honey, is this Miami? I don’t see any Cubans. 1.1875 0.04490 112 95 13 4
2886 "Mr. Budget Conscious books a water view. Fine. He gets a bargain, he says. But does he check the tides? He does not. 1.1875 0.04116 112 93 17 2
2887 Dear, I think our mortgage is underwater. 1.1875 0.04307 112 94 15 3
2888 At least we're spending less on sunscreen. 1.1875 0.04490 112 95 13 4
2889 You and I are going to have to start planning separate vacations. 1.1875 0.04307 112 94 15 3
2890 Wait, do we have children? 1.1875 0.04307 112 94 15 3
2891 Scientists are calling it re-evolution. Our species is heading back to whence we came”. 1.1875 0.04490 112 95 13 4
2892 Totally worth it for the credit card points. 1.1875 0.04116 112 93 17 2
2893 What else could go wrong. Sharks? 1.1875 0.04116 112 93 17 2
2894 Do you think the cabana boy will be back soon? 1.1875 0.04490 112 95 13 4
2895 Sink or Swim 1.1858 0.04083 113 94 17 2
2896 I told you to check the weather 1.1858 0.04272 113 95 15 3
2897 I suppose we should enjoy Global Warming while we can. 1.1858 0.04272 113 95 15 3
2898 So much for the swamp getting drained. 1.1858 0.04272 113 95 15 3
2899 I know we shouldn't have moved to Miami Beach. 1.1858 0.04627 113 97 11 5
2900 Maybe we should've listened to Al Gore. 1.1858 0.04272 113 95 15 3
2901 How do you feel about climate change now, Dear? 1.1858 0.03885 113 93 19 1
2902 This is refreshing. 1.1858 0.04272 113 95 15 3
2903 It's only half-full? You and your cockeyed optimism! 1.1858 0.04453 113 96 13 4
2904 I knew this global warming thing would catch up with us. 1.1858 0.04272 113 95 15 3
2905 I left my water socks in the car 1.1858 0.04272 113 95 15 3
2906 Then why is the water so cold, Bob 1.1858 0.04083 113 94 17 2
2907 Climate warming is not so bad after all. They said we would adjust. 1.1852 0.04948 108 94 8 6
2908 I suppose they may have been right about that climate change thing. 1.1852 0.04191 108 90 16 2
2909 So, who wanted to take a cheap beach vacation at the Bay of Fundy? 1.1852 0.04393 108 91 14 3
2910 C’mon, hell! 1.1852 0.04393 108 91 14 3
2911 Should we review which one's "ebb" and which one's "flow?" 1.1852 0.04191 108 90 16 2
2912 Have you read anything about global warming lately? 1.1852 0.04191 108 90 16 2
2913 I'm happy as a clam. How 'bout you? 1.1852 0.04191 108 90 16 2
2914 Not one more word about frogs and blenders. 1.1852 0.04191 108 90 16 2
2915 You had to have this timeshare You had to pay only $15 You had to have a water view Well, here we are Happy now? 1.1852 0.04393 108 91 14 3
2916 Well, don't we look like a pair of cnuts. 1.1852 0.04585 108 92 12 4
2917 Our rooftop terrace is not as hot as I remembered it being. 1.1852 0.03979 108 89 18 1
2918 At least the sunblock was water resistant. 1.1852 0.04191 108 90 16 2
2919 Is it "Tide's up" or Surf's up"? 1.1852 0.04191 108 90 16 2
2920 He's so wise! He has explained that the ocean is NOT rising, the land is just sinking! Everywhere. 1.1852 0.03755 108 88 20 0
2921 So…. No clambake tonight…. This global warming thing is starting to annoy me. 1.1852 0.04393 108 91 14 3
2922 Clearly our real estate investments are underwater. 1.1852 0.03979 108 89 18 1
2923 I thought Global Warming was Fake News! 1.1852 0.04770 108 93 10 5
2924 Darling, are we COOL ? 1.1852 0.04585 108 92 12 4
2925 Put one in the win column for global warming. 1.1852 0.04393 108 91 14 3
2926 Reservations were paid in advance 1.1852 0.03979 108 89 18 1
2927 Mar-a-Lago is next 1.1852 0.04393 108 91 14 3
2928 Yes, and I'm gonna be your number one. 1.1852 0.04393 108 91 14 3
2929 we live in a wade your ground state! 1.1852 0.04393 108 91 14 3
2930 Destination: North Pole 2050 1.1852 0.03979 108 89 18 1
2931 Regarding time and tide...I think we’ve made our point 1.1852 0.03979 108 89 18 1
2932 I hope that’s a little global warming I’m feeling right now. 1.1852 0.03979 108 89 18 1
2933 I just don't think sitting here all day like this helps justify pulling out of the climate change agreements 1.1852 0.03979 108 89 18 1
2934 I prefer to think of it as half empty. 1.1852 0.04948 108 94 8 6
2935 How's cooling off from global warming working for you? 1.1852 0.04191 108 90 16 2
2936 This time, your Jimmy Buffet idolization has gone too far. 1.1852 0.03979 108 89 18 1
2937 I understand global warming and rising sea levels. I just thought we had more time. 1.1852 0.04393 108 91 14 3
2938 The water level is actually much lower than historic indicators. 1.1852 0.04393 108 91 14 3
2939 I told you to go with the tide, Canute. 1.1852 0.04585 108 92 12 4
2940 Love our roof deck. 1.1852 0.03755 108 88 20 0
2941 At the rate this water's rising we'll at least both be dead long before Bannon hits the stage and completely kills our reputation. 1.1852 0.04585 108 92 12 4
2942 It's just a very high tide, not global warming. Hannity said so, and I believe him. 1.1852 0.04393 108 91 14 3
2943 But no, you didn't want to pack the sandbags. 1.1852 0.03755 108 88 20 0
2944 I think the tide just rolled in. 1.1852 0.04585 108 92 12 4
2945 Did you shut off the stove before we left? 1.1852 0.04770 108 93 10 5
2946 Stay on your side of the bed tonight. 1.1852 0.04393 108 91 14 3
2947 Ebb tide my ass. 1.1852 0.04393 108 91 14 3
2948 We are so underwater with bills. 1.1852 0.04191 108 90 16 2
2949 CAN YOU SWIM 1.1852 0.04585 108 92 12 4
2950 Don't even say, "I told you so!" 1.1852 0.04393 108 91 14 3
2951 With a bit more global warming I'll be able to take off my suit, also. 1.1852 0.04191 108 90 16 2
2952 I didn’t think the permafrost would melt on our vacation. 1.1852 0.04393 108 91 14 3
2953 Well Honey it looks like we're finally all washed up. 1.1852 0.04393 108 91 14 3
2954 We now have waterfront property thanks to Global Warming 1.1852 0.04393 108 91 14 3
2955 But his tweet stated that global warming and increasing ocean levels is a myth! 1.1852 0.04585 108 92 12 4
2956 Honey, it could be worse, global cooling would have us waist deep in ice. 1.1852 0.04191 108 90 16 2
2957 I wish the planet would stop making such a fuss. It's ruining my vacation. 1.1852 0.04585 108 92 12 4
2958 First, it's global warming, then it's climate change. I wonder what the next fad will be. 1.1852 0.03979 108 89 18 1
2959 Doomsday preppers 1.1852 0.04585 108 92 12 4
2960 I told you putting the beach umbrella in concrete was a great bad idea. 1.1835 0.03946 109 90 18 1
2961 I'm tired of waiting for Godot or life raft. Please take off the Google glasses and let's go. 1.1835 0.04729 109 94 10 5
2962 Rising ocean levels may be fake news, but this sure feels like real water! 1.1835 0.04546 109 93 12 4
2963 The truth, Bill - are you writing anonymous op-eds again? 1.1835 0.04355 109 92 14 3
2964 I’ve come around - global warming is real. 1.1835 0.04156 109 91 16 2
2965 Tomorrow don’t forget to check the time for high tide. 1.1835 0.04355 109 92 14 3
2966 We plan to retire in Florida come hell or high water. 1.1835 0.04156 109 91 16 2
2967 Surf's up. Bladder control not required. 1.1835 0.04546 109 93 12 4
2968 Well the King Canute gambit doesn’t work. Let’s try the Moses method and scram. 1.1835 0.04355 109 92 14 3
2969 I realize we're without a paddle, but what you even do with one it you had it? 1.1835 0.04156 109 91 16 2
2970 What eroding shoreline? 1.1835 0.04156 109 91 16 2
2971 I don’t think flooding qualifies usas owners of beach front property 1.1835 0.04156 109 91 16 2
2972 You could've put that up before it rained. 1.1835 0.04355 109 92 14 3
2973 This better be rising sea levels and not overflowing porta-potties. 1.1835 0.04729 109 94 10 5
2974 The desert is nice and all, butnext year let's go to the beach. 1.1835 0.04156 109 91 16 2
2975 Do you think Trump will ever make Mar a Lago great again? 1.1835 0.04546 109 93 12 4
2976 So, Ivanka or Kanye 2036? 1.1835 0.04156 109 91 16 2
2977 Got a dry towel? 1.1835 0.04156 109 91 16 2
2978 I thought this was supposed to happen in the Maldives first. 1.1835 0.04546 109 93 12 4
2979 Is this what the mortgage company meant when they said we were underwater?" 1.1835 0.04156 109 91 16 2
2980 We never do anything exciting any more. 1.1835 0.04156 109 91 16 2
2981 If this is climate change, I want my money back. 1.1835 0.04156 109 91 16 2
2982 Maybe it's just outdated tide charts. 1.1835 0.04355 109 92 14 3
2983 I may be willing to give up our spot now. 1.1835 0.04156 109 91 16 2
2984 I was hoping warmer, not wetter. 1.1835 0.04355 109 92 14 3
2985 You don't think we got ourselves in over our heads, do you? 1.1835 0.04546 109 93 12 4
2986 Something's fishy here. 1.1835 0.04546 109 93 12 4
2987 Don, do you fully understand the gravity of this situation? 1.1835 0.04355 109 92 14 3
2988 Want to get divorced again? 1.1835 0.04355 109 92 14 3
2989 Do you think we're starting to get carried away with our dedication to beach days? 1.1835 0.04546 109 93 12 4
2990 Honey, are you sure climate change is a hoax? 1.1835 0.04546 109 93 12 4
2991 Honey, I think we should review our long term-goals. 1.1835 0.04355 109 92 14 3
2992 You turn off the water. 1.1835 0.04546 109 93 12 4
2993 Is it possible that global warming is self-correcting? 1.1835 0.04156 109 91 16 2
2994 Well, you know what they say? Location, location, location. 1.1835 0.04729 109 94 10 5
2995 I told you that whole Ice Bucket Challenge fad wouldn't end well. 1.1835 0.04156 109 91 16 2
2996 When did peeing in a can become the thing that defines you? 1.1835 0.04355 109 92 14 3
2997 I don't think we need these hats 1.1835 0.03946 109 90 18 1
2998 I feel like a piña colada. 1.1835 0.04355 109 92 14 3
2999 Is this your idea of poolside? 1.1835 0.04156 109 91 16 2
3000 Tell me again about how global warming is fake news. 1.1835 0.04156 109 91 16 2
3001 Colin, I know what you just did” 1.1835 0.04355 109 92 14 3
3002 Did they say it was high tide today? I don't remember. 1.1835 0.04355 109 92 14 3
3003 Well, at least the flight was cheap. 1.1835 0.03946 109 90 18 1
3004 Honey, whatever happened to “draining the swamp” 1.1835 0.04546 109 93 12 4
3005 Well, I guess it's still better than being flooded with emails 1.1835 0.04355 109 92 14 3
3006 The tide comes farther up the beach than I remember. 1.1835 0.04156 109 91 16 2
3007 I told you, no matter where we go, I just can't forget about our mortgage situation. 1.1835 0.03946 109 90 18 1
3008 Global warming? How? I feel so refreshed! 1.1835 0.04355 109 92 14 3
3009 I told you I couldn't hold it. 1.1835 0.04355 109 92 14 3
3010 Have you seen Fifi? 1.1835 0.04355 109 92 14 3
3011 Fuck Stephen Bannon and all those who enable him. 1.1835 0.04729 109 94 10 5
3012 Just wait, in three hours we'll have the best spot on the beach. 1.1835 0.04156 109 91 16 2
3013 I think the humidity is bad today. 1.1835 0.04546 109 93 12 4
3014 Are you sure this rental isn't on a septic system? 1.1835 0.04355 109 92 14 3
3015 What's taking that waiter, Noah, so long? 1.1835 0.04156 109 91 16 2
3016 I think we have to find a new travel agent. 1.1835 0.04355 109 92 14 3
3017 Who knows what the tide could bring? 1.1835 0.04156 109 91 16 2
3018 So I guess this is absolute waterfront. 1.1835 0.04355 109 92 14 3
3019 Sorry, but I planned this trip; the tide will not dictate our vacation. 1.1835 0.04156 109 91 16 2
3020 How about 'Make America Cool Again'? 1.1835 0.04546 109 93 12 4
3021 On the other hand, we'll have beach-front property in no time. 1.1835 0.04355 109 92 14 3
3022 It's actually a bit of a relief. I thought we were behind on our mortgage. 1.1835 0.04729 109 94 10 5
3023 ...I was looking for liquidity , not a rising liquid situation . 1.1835 0.04355 109 92 14 3
3024 George, now are you happy with your big gas-eating car? 1.1835 0.04156 109 91 16 2
3025 Let's see. You said climate change was fake news? 1.1835 0.04355 109 92 14 3
3026 Are you sure you should be on a break, Noah? 1.1835 0.04355 109 92 14 3
3027 On top of that, I forgot to unplug the iron before we left. 1.1835 0.04355 109 92 14 3
3028 Henry, call the plumber. 1.1835 0.04546 109 93 12 4
3029 Next high tide won’t be for another 12 hours, so you’d better pee now 1.1835 0.03946 109 90 18 1
3030 It beats using that awful Porta Potty. 1.1835 0.04729 109 94 10 5
3031 Trust me, at low tide we can sell this spot for a mint. 1.1835 0.04355 109 92 14 3
3032 This was not what I expected when you said the AirBNB has access to the ocean. 1.1835 0.04355 109 92 14 3
3033 This reminds me of our first honeymoon. 1.1835 0.04355 109 92 14 3
3034 Whaddya think of my poker face now? 1.1835 0.04546 109 93 12 4
3035 I don't know what to say... I'm just flooded with emotions. 1.1835 0.04355 109 92 14 3
3036 I hope I used enough sunblock. 1.1835 0.04546 109 93 12 4
3037 I guess we can’t exxonerate those climate change deniers after all. 1.1835 0.03946 109 90 18 1
3038 Did you remember to turn off the sprinkler before we left? 1.1835 0.04156 109 91 16 2
3039 Maybe this wasn’t such a good idea.” 1.1835 0.04546 109 93 12 4
3040 I guess this really is the 1.1835 0.04156 109 91 16 2
3041 Maybe climate change is a blessing. 1.1835 0.04355 109 92 14 3
3042 You've left the tap running again! 1.1835 0.04156 109 91 16 2
3043 The online ad did say that we'd live by the rhythms of the rising and falling tides. 1.1827 0.04045 104 86 17 1
3044 We must be in denial, it's just so wet." 1.1827 0.04045 104 86 17 1
3045 'Dear, I think snakes can also swim.' 1.1818 0.04121 110 92 16 2
3046 Well this is it, Katrina. 1.1818 0.04864 110 96 8 6
3047 I am not enjoying this. 1.1818 0.04121 110 92 16 2
3048 Let's buy this house now" you said. "They're not making any more waterfront. 1.1818 0.04319 110 93 14 3
3049 If the president says there is no global warming then there is no global warming 1.1792 0.03976 106 88 17 1
3050 It's not sea level rise until it's up to our necks. 1.1792 0.04795 106 92 9 5
3051 Polar cap's melting a lot faster than I thought. 1.1782 0.03827 101 83 18 0
3052 All I’m saying is you better be wearing those trunks when the tide goes out. 1.1765 0.03793 102 84 18 0
3053 Now is not the time to admit you can't swim. 1.1753 0.04637 97 83 11 3
3054 Global warming really has us up to our necks, doesn’t it? 1.1753 0.04399 97 82 13 2
3055 I told you that was Jim Cantori at our hotel 1.1753 0.04637 97 83 11 3
3056 That's what I've always loved about this beach. You don't have to walk on hot sand to the water. 1.1748 0.04236 103 87 14 2
3057 This reminds me of our mortgage! 1.1748 0.04236 103 87 14 2
3058 Our house is under water, why not us too? 1.1748 0.04664 103 89 10 4
3059 I told you we should start going to the mountains for vacation. 1.1748 0.04005 103 86 16 1
3060 I asked you to shave that hair. 1.1748 0.04005 103 86 16 1
3061 Well, couldn’t the moon be getting bigger? 1.1748 0.04236 103 87 14 2
3062 Not exactly what I had in mind when they said itSmall-Letters-Small-Display:0:1 1.1748 0.04236 103 87 14 2
3063 That floating chair Kickstarter was a ripoff. 1.1748 0.04455 103 88 12 3
3064 We’re sunk. 1.1748 0.04455 103 88 12 3
3065 Our property may be underwater, but that does not mean that we have to be. 1.1748 0.04236 103 87 14 2
3066 Would you pass me the sunscreen? 1.1748 0.04664 103 89 10 4
3067 I'm enjoying climate change, how about you? 1.1748 0.04236 103 87 14 2
3068 Chris Christie's beach trip is a low bar. 1.1748 0.04664 103 89 10 4
3069 And they say Global warning isn’t real 1.1748 0.04236 103 87 14 2
3070 Now I'm at least half cool. What will we do when the tide goes out again? 1.1748 0.04236 103 87 14 2
3071 I pity the bottom one-percenters. 1.1748 0.04455 103 88 12 3
3072 I'll be Debby Reynolds; do you wanna be Gene Kelly or Donald O'Conner" 1.1748 0.04664 103 89 10 4
3073 I Warned You About April Showers 1.1748 0.04664 103 89 10 4
3074 First the house goes underwater and now this?! 1.1748 0.04236 103 87 14 2
3075 Summer vacation at the Bay of Fundy 1.1748 0.04236 103 87 14 2
3076 I told you not to order the grande margarita." 1.1748 0.04005 103 86 16 1
3077 We need more sand. 1.1748 0.04236 103 87 14 2
3078 I could've sworn you asked me to check the Tide Pods 1.1748 0.03760 103 85 18 0
3079 Well the real estate agent did say we didn't have to worry about future sea level rise. 1.1748 0.04455 103 88 12 3
3080 They drained the upper part of the swamp today. 1.1748 0.04005 103 86 16 1
3081 Low tide just isn’t like what it used to be. 1.1748 0.04455 103 88 12 3
3082 I told you when we were setting the chairs down that it was low tide. 1.1748 0.04236 103 87 14 2
3083 Your travel agent is awful. 1.1748 0.04455 103 88 12 3
3084 NOAA knows what they're talking about. 1.1748 0.04455 103 88 12 3
3085 I’m sorry! But we promised the grandkids we would wait for them right here!! 1.1748 0.04664 103 89 10 4
3086 Global warm, it’s all fake news. 1.1748 0.04864 103 90 8 5
3087 You can skip your weekly bath. 1.1748 0.04236 103 87 14 2
3088 Global warming? Whatever. This water is freezing. 1.1748 0.04236 103 87 14 2
3089 Beachfront property isn’t what it used to be... 1.1748 0.04005 103 86 16 1
3090 I assume you read the tide chart? 1.1748 0.04455 103 88 12 3
3091 When you said our portfolio was "under water", I never dreamed it was this bad. 1.1748 0.04455 103 88 12 3
3092 If the umbrella is a pain in the ass you're probably holding it wrong. 1.1748 0.04005 103 86 16 1
3093 HIGH TIDE AND GREEN GRASS 1.1748 0.04005 103 86 16 1
3094 I'm starting to get that under water feeling. 1.1748 0.03760 103 85 18 0
3095 The Snarktons peacefully protest global warming. 1.1748 0.04236 103 87 14 2
3096 Think what it would be like if global warming was a reality. 1.1748 0.04664 103 89 10 4
3097 You will have to admit that your position on "no global warming" is all wet. 1.1748 0.04005 103 86 16 1
3098 I told you not to get a lap dog. 1.1748 0.04455 103 88 12 3
3099 I think the waiter misunderstood my order for "some water". 1.1748 0.04005 103 86 16 1
3100 It can't possibly get any worse!?!? 1.1748 0.04664 103 89 10 4
3101 You said the water here was only knee deep and it's still low tide Frank Feinberg, Los Olivos, Cal. 1.1748 0.04455 103 88 12 3
3102 As they grieve for Earth's global warming, some people are stuck in the denial stage. 1.1748 0.04236 103 87 14 2
3103 Not again, this is draining.” 1.1748 0.04455 103 88 12 3
3104 Honey, what was the name of that travel agent who said he could save you a bundle? 1.1748 0.04005 103 86 16 1
3105 Quick, get the lifechairs. 1.1748 0.04236 103 87 14 2
3106 How much did they soak you for the chairs and umbrella? 1.1748 0.04005 103 86 16 1
3107 The kids will be fine, it's your mother I worry about 1.1748 0.04455 103 88 12 3
3108 I don't know if it's because we're blind but did we pick a good spot ? 1.1748 0.04664 103 89 10 4
3109 Après nous... well, nothing. 1.1748 0.04664 103 89 10 4
3110 The tides change very quickly after a tsunami. 1.1748 0.04664 103 89 10 4
3111 This certainly takes the fun out of the Bay of Fundy. 1.1748 0.04455 103 88 12 3
3112 I'm not going to tan evenly! 1.1748 0.04236 103 87 14 2
3113 When I said let's go to the beach, I thought you said "Its high time", not "high tide". 1.1748 0.04005 103 86 16 1
3114 When is high tide? 1.1748 0.04005 103 86 16 1
3115 That's better, now the the water has receded a bit. 1.1748 0.04455 103 88 12 3
3116 Is the tide half high or half low? 1.1748 0.04236 103 87 14 2
3117 I hope you didn't bring the Gator Ade 1.1748 0.04236 103 87 14 2
3118 Don't worry, you said. Flashflood Valley is just a marketing name, you said. 1.1748 0.04005 103 86 16 1
3119 When Betty and Bob are together conversation never dries up. 1.1748 0.03760 103 85 18 0
3120 Well this went swimmingly. 1.1748 0.04236 103 87 14 2
3121 We are sitting in water. 1.1748 0.04455 103 88 12 3
3122 Is that you? 1.1748 0.04236 103 87 14 2
3123 Well, this umbrella sucks. 1.1748 0.04455 103 88 12 3
3124 You say the dam burst; I say the river rose. Can't we just agree to disagree? 1.1748 0.04455 103 88 12 3
3125 I told you the bold type meant high tides, not low tides. 1.1748 0.04455 103 88 12 3
3126 Talk? To who? 1.1748 0.04455 103 88 12 3
3127 Thank the Donald! Our house was a mile from the ocean before the coal industry took over the EPA. Finally, we have beach front property. 1.1748 0.04236 103 87 14 2
3128 We're still trespassing. 1.1748 0.04664 103 89 10 4
3129 I think people are laughing at my hat. 1.1748 0.04005 103 86 16 1
3130 What do you mean, "look at the bright side...?" 1.1748 0.04005 103 86 16 1
3131 I told ya. Nebraska was just a bit to close to the ocean. Global warming screwed us again. 1.1748 0.04236 103 87 14 2
3132 It's high tide you admit you were wrong. 1.1748 0.04664 103 89 10 4
3133 And I used to not believe in global warming.... 1.1748 0.04455 103 88 12 3
3134 Still think global warming is a hoax, Frank? 1.1748 0.04236 103 87 14 2
3135 Probably didn't need sunblock on my legs! 1.1748 0.04455 103 88 12 3
3136 Buford, I think this is called high tide. 1.1748 0.04455 103 88 12 3
3137 Gee, global warming is coming faster than I thought! 1.1748 0.04236 103 87 14 2
3138 I might have made a little too much potato salad. 1.1748 0.04236 103 87 14 2
3139 Well, so much for a quick dip. 1.1748 0.04005 103 86 16 1
3140 High tide, low tide, who knew darling... 1.1748 0.04664 103 89 10 4
3141 It’s not the same. I still want a hot-tub. 1.1748 0.04236 103 87 14 2
3142 so the glass really is half full 1.1748 0.04236 103 87 14 2
3143 I said, tide's coming in. 1.1748 0.04005 103 86 16 1
3144 The orange man on TV told me global warming is a myth. 1.1731 0.04199 104 88 14 2
3145 Zzzzzzz 1.1731 0.04415 104 89 12 3
3146 Man-made or natural, I’m wet. 1.1731 0.04415 104 89 12 3
3147 What time is high time? 1.1731 0.04415 104 89 12 3
3148 Now this is what I call humidity. 1.1731 0.04415 104 89 12 3
3149 So much for you and your "Party Barge" for two. 1.1731 0.03970 104 87 16 1
3150 Honey, where did the kids go? 1.1731 0.04622 104 90 10 4
3151 Hand me my towel 1.1731 0.04622 104 90 10 4
3152 Move? No, my legs are tan enough. 1.1731 0.04199 104 88 14 2
3153 Next time you wanna travel off season, let's go to Newark. 1.1731 0.04199 104 88 14 2
3154 I think we could have gotten better seas for the water polo match. 1.1717 0.04071 99 83 15 1
3155 Annie, I think climate change is real". 1.1700 0.04034 100 84 15 1
3156 They said 'global warming,' but they didn't say anything about Jones Beach! 1.1700 0.04277 100 85 13 2
3157 Well I'm sorry ...but I distinctly heard you invite me to an afternoon ON the water! 1.1700 0.04277 100 85 13 2
3158 Global warming sure has its benefits 1.1700 0.04034 100 84 15 1
3159 At least we won't get sunburned. 1.1700 0.04034 100 84 15 1
3160 You see, honey? I can have my cake and eat it too. 1.1700 0.04034 100 84 15 1
3161 You have to stop your denial! Let's go home for dinner before it's too late! 1.1700 0.04507 100 86 11 3
3162 I don't know about global warming. This feels pretty cool to me! 1.1700 0.04277 100 85 13 2
3163 So relaxing to get away for a while from all these global-warming fanatics... 1.1700 0.04034 100 84 15 1
3164 Relax! This is the cheapest way to look cool! 1.1700 0.03775 100 83 17 0
3165 So far, how are you enjoying Florida, Al? 1.1700 0.04034 100 84 15 1
3166 So much better than bothering with sunscreen. 1.1700 0.04034 100 84 15 1
3167 Tell me again why you paid more for the 'ultimate beachfront rental...' 1.1700 0.04277 100 85 13 2
3168 I think you read your tide table wrong. 1.1700 0.04277 100 85 13 2
3169 Good thing we opted for the tall horses. 1.1700 0.04034 100 84 15 1
3170 PLEASE....I Do not want to hear about your climate change nonsense 1.1700 0.04507 100 86 11 3
3171 They should really have these umbrellas further up the beach. 1.1700 0.04277 100 85 13 2
3172 We really should have asked more questions about being extras in An Inconvenient Truth III 1.1700 0.04277 100 85 13 2
3173 The rate of climate change seems to be accelerating... 1.1700 0.04277 100 85 13 2
3174 You better call a plumber for this one. 1.1700 0.04277 100 85 13 2
3175 Bob and Sarah went to California for the long weekend, which I just don't understand with all those earthquakes. 1.1700 0.04726 100 87 9 4
3176 Do you remember when the children built sandcastles here? 1.1700 0.04034 100 84 15 1
3177 How much did you tip the beachboy? 1.1700 0.04507 100 86 11 3
3178 I fell for you hook, line and sinker 1.1700 0.03775 100 83 17 0
3179 Maybe we should've come BEFORE Hurricane Irma 1.1700 0.04034 100 84 15 1
3180 I do not think is a very good spot. 1.1700 0.04277 100 85 13 2
3181 No need to worry, dear. Let’s wait for the bailout. 1.1700 0.04277 100 85 13 2
3182 One star vacation packages for pessimists 1.1700 0.04277 100 85 13 2
3183 Amy other childhood memories you'd like to recreate? 1.1700 0.04277 100 85 13 2
3184 Now do you believe in global warming dear? 1.1700 0.04277 100 85 13 2
3185 I feel bad about the polar bears and such, but the water temperature is delightful! 1.1700 0.04034 100 84 15 1
3186 This is the last time we visit during high season. 1.1700 0.04507 100 86 11 3
3187 Don't worry, you said. It's just a Chinese hoax, you said. 1.1700 0.04034 100 84 15 1
3188 Credit where credit's due. These global warming fakers putting on a great show. 1.1700 0.04034 100 84 15 1
3189 This is not what I expected when you said we were going to sit this one out 1.1700 0.04277 100 85 13 2
3190 The tide may be turning on this climate change thing. 1.1700 0.04935 100 88 7 5
3191 Honey, do you honestly think it took this to get me to understand that we're under water and our business is sinking? 1.1700 0.04507 100 86 11 3
3192 How to Plan Your Beach Vacation During Hurricane Season 1.1700 0.03775 100 83 17 0
3193 I always though "beach front," meant the beach was in front of you, not 4 feet under you...... 1.1700 0.04034 100 84 15 1
3194 It’s “Eco-tourism”, dear. 1.1700 0.04277 100 85 13 2
3195 I think I heard about this on the Fox weekend weather forecast. They said there was gonna be a teeny chance of just coastal flooding. Where are the S'mores, Ernie? 1.1700 0.04277 100 85 13 2
3196 Remember the old joke about Denial not being a river? 1.1700 0.04277 100 85 13 2
3197 Well, that certainly wasn't the "blue wave" I was expecting... 1.1700 0.04277 100 85 13 2
3198 Honey, do you think the conservatives might have been wrong about climate change? 1.1700 0.04277 100 85 13 2
3199 I hate picnics. 1.1700 0.04277 100 85 13 2
3200 They forgot to factor in global warning 1.1700 0.04034 100 84 15 1
3201 How does that saying go: something about a rising tide? 1.1700 0.04507 100 86 11 3
3202 I told you to talk to the coast guard about when the high tides are... 1.1700 0.04507 100 86 11 3
3203 Global warming's feeling kind of chilly. 1.1700 0.04507 100 86 11 3
3204 They say the lake is high this year. 1.1700 0.04277 100 85 13 2
3205 Well I hope you're happy...world's largest swim-up bar! 1.1700 0.04277 100 85 13 2
3206 Yes Dear, but before accepting the Ambassadorship, you might have asked about the location of the Embassy. 1.1700 0.04726 100 87 9 4
3207 Goodness, the blue wave seems to have arrived 1.1700 0.04034 100 84 15 1
3208 I warned you global warning wasn't false news. 1.1700 0.04277 100 85 13 2
3209 So, maybe we should rethink that hoax idea? 1.1700 0.04277 100 85 13 2
3210 I wouldn't mind global warming so much if the glacier melt were warmer. 1.1700 0.04277 100 85 13 2
3211 Trump says there is no climate change so sit where we always do! 1.1700 0.03775 100 83 17 0
3212 I say global warming is a hoax! 1.1700 0.04507 100 86 11 3
3213 Famous neighborhood Hamptons climate specialists Deb and Joe Muller have decided if you can't beat 'em join 'em. 1.1700 0.04507 100 86 11 3
3214 You will let me know when we're having fun, won't you? 1.1700 0.04507 100 86 11 3
3215 You know, we could return the umbrella before the rental runs out. 1.1700 0.04034 100 84 15 1
3216 Do you think we should update our life insurance policy? 1.1700 0.04277 100 85 13 2
3217 Has global warming melted all of the North Pole? 1.1700 0.04507 100 86 11 3
3218 Global warming can't be real. I, for example, am chilly. 1.1700 0.04277 100 85 13 2
3219 Maybe global warming is real. 1.1700 0.04507 100 86 11 3
3220 The best part of the day is when they all go home 1.1700 0.04277 100 85 13 2
3221 NOW do you think global warming is real? 1.1700 0.04726 100 87 9 4
3222 I think it was your move. 1.1700 0.03775 100 83 17 0
3223 I thought they said sea-level rise would be gradual! 1.1700 0.04277 100 85 13 2
3224 I told you a crescent moon doesn’t have weaker gravity. 1.1700 0.04726 100 87 9 4
3225 We drain the swamp and now this! 1.1700 0.04034 100 84 15 1
3226 Is it me, or does the beach seem different once September comes? 1.1700 0.04726 100 87 9 4
3227 What is the elevation of the first tee at Mar-a-Lago? 1.1700 0.04507 100 86 11 3
3228 Happy Anniversary to you too. 1.1700 0.04277 100 85 13 2
3229 I’m so glad the sand is not hot like it was here 20 years ago. 1.1700 0.03775 100 83 17 0
3230 I think there might be something to this global warming thing 1.1700 0.04277 100 85 13 2
3231 The President is right about global warming being a hoax. Isn’t he? 1.1700 0.04277 100 85 13 2
3232 If my hair gets wet, we're leaving. 1.1700 0.04277 100 85 13 2
3233 This Chinese hoax has ruined our vacation again... 1.1700 0.04507 100 86 11 3
3234 So much for draining the swamp 1.1700 0.04034 100 84 15 1
3235 Global warming is a myth concocted in China. 1.1700 0.04277 100 85 13 2
3236 Tom, is this tributary half empty or half full? 1.1700 0.04034 100 84 15 1
3237 Yes, Walter, I guess our hats ARE redundant at this point. 1.1700 0.04277 100 85 13 2
3238 Do we really need to practice? 1.1700 0.04277 100 85 13 2
3239 How can we be down river without a paddle & up Schitt Creek? 1.1700 0.04726 100 87 9 4
3240 I told you it would be nice once the eye hit us. 1.1700 0.04726 100 87 9 4
3241 Miami Beach has sure changed since our honeymoon... 1.1700 0.04034 100 84 15 1
3242 Global warming, shmobal warming. 1.1700 0.04034 100 84 15 1
3243 Carl now realizes the adage time and time, applies to everyone. 1.1700 0.04034 100 84 15 1
3244 The Hendersons vacation each year, come hell or high water. Last year was worse. 1.1683 0.04682 101 88 9 4
3245 My Dear, the Oceans are rising. 1.1683 0.04465 101 87 11 3
3246 Soon we won’t need the sunglasses anymore. 1.1683 0.03997 101 85 15 1
3247 Global warming is happening much faster than I thought! 1.1683 0.04238 101 86 13 2
3248 Arizona beach front...who'd a thunk? 1.1683 0.04238 101 86 13 2
3249 We're mainstream voters, and we approve this message. 1.1683 0.04238 101 86 13 2
3250 So much for getting an even tan. 1.1683 0.04238 101 86 13 2
3251 Politics, gender relations, climate... If you say 'new normal' one more time, 'divorced' will be your 'new normal.' 1.1683 0.04238 101 86 13 2
3252 Yeah, Frank. The beach house was a steal. 1.1683 0.03997 101 85 15 1
3253 We should sell this property now, while the impact of climate change is balanced between unbearable heat and cool rising water. 1.1667 0.03961 102 86 15 1
3254 On further reflection, perhaps global warming is a thing. 1.1667 0.03961 102 86 15 1
3255 I told you I didn't need to put sunscreen on my feet. 1.1667 0.04199 102 87 13 2
3256 If I knew, I wouldn't have done so many ab reps. 1.1667 0.04199 102 87 13 2
3257 Next year let’s just go to the Matterhorn. 1.1667 0.04424 102 88 11 3
3258 The tide came in pretty fast, didn't it? 1.1667 0.04424 102 88 11 3
3259 Even though this is so nice we should get back to the TV ASAP we might be missing some new news about Trump, we've been here over and hour already. 1.1667 0.04424 102 88 11 3
3260 It's high tide Harry. Shut up already about global warming and find the wine bottle. 1.1667 0.04199 102 87 13 2
3261 I’m not convinced about global warming. You? 1.1667 0.04199 102 87 13 2
3262 Hi Mom. How are you? Yeah, the date went great. But she won't text me back. No, we didn't almost drown. Stop exaggerating. 1.1667 0.03961 102 86 15 1
3263 You still do not believe in climate change! 1.1667 0.04199 102 87 13 2
3264 I am beginning to think that global warming is not fake news after all. 1.1667 0.03708 102 85 17 0
3265 So this is what DiCaprio was talking about... 1.1667 0.04199 102 87 13 2
3266 Donald ,I think we should move inland. 1.1667 0.03961 102 86 15 1
3267 I have a sinking feeling about this free vacation you signed us up for... 1.1667 0.03708 102 85 17 0
3268 Now you’ve had your beer free flow, where’s my tanning salon? 1.1667 0.03961 102 86 15 1
3269 This is no day at the beach. 1.1667 0.04199 102 87 13 2
3270 So Global Warming isn't a hoax... Joke's on us I guess. 1.1667 0.04424 102 88 11 3
3271 I got a great deal on this trip. Found it in a flash flood sale. 1.1667 0.03961 102 86 15 1
3272 You know...climate change really isn’t all that bad. 1.1667 0.04199 102 87 13 2
3273 I doubt Amazon would exchange sunglasses for goggles. 1.1667 0.03708 102 85 17 0
3274 Thank God for global warming. The water's rising, but at least it's no longer cold. 1.1667 0.03961 102 86 15 1
3275 Craig, I want a divorce. 1.1667 0.04199 102 87 13 2
3276 Don't drain the swamp now,I forgot my shorts ! 1.1667 0.04639 102 89 9 4
3277 Actually, Arizona's looking good right now... 1.1667 0.04199 102 87 13 2
3278 I still think Global Warming is just a liberal lie. 1.1667 0.04199 102 87 13 2
3279 Go ahead, everyone steps on me on their way to the top around here. 1.1667 0.03824 96 80 16 0
3280 I'm not pointing fingers but since I fell asleep, someone definitely peed in the ocean. 1.1667 0.03961 102 86 15 1
3281 Well, at least you stopped complaining about the sandflies... 1.1667 0.04199 102 87 13 2
3282 It saves on sunscreen. 1.1667 0.04199 102 87 13 2
3283 I won't give up our beach property just because of that climate change hoax! 1.1667 0.04199 102 87 13 2
3284 But he told us this was all a hoax... 1.1667 0.04424 102 88 11 3
3285 Believe it or not, this is vacation at its best. 1.1667 0.03961 102 86 15 1
3286 Remnick and Bannon. I feel like vomiting. Good bye New Yorker. 1.1667 0.03961 102 86 15 1
3287 I told you Al Gore made a better Vice President than real estate salesman. 1.1667 0.03961 102 86 15 1
3288 Thanks a lot, Al Gore. 1.1667 0.04199 102 87 13 2
3289 So tell me again how climate change science remains an open question? 1.1667 0.04424 102 88 11 3
3290 I don't remember sea level being this high when we came here on our honeymoon. 1.1667 0.04424 102 88 11 3
3291 Welcome to Nantucket. 1.1667 0.04424 102 88 11 3
3292 I didn't think it would happen so fast 1.1667 0.04639 102 89 9 4
3293 The forecast was right. It's 50% humidity. 1.1667 0.03961 102 86 15 1
3294 This is not what I meant when I said I wanted a pool. 1.1667 0.03961 102 86 15 1
3295 When it rains, it pours. 1.1650 0.04161 103 88 13 2
3296 Looks like we received an instant message. 1.1650 0.04384 103 89 11 3
3297 Global Warming sure came in fast. 1.1650 0.04384 103 89 11 3
3298 Hello from Peg and Ned enjoying our Beach-less Oceanfront Hotel. 1.1650 0.04161 103 88 13 2
3299 I really thought it would be Hell that would come 1.1650 0.04384 103 89 11 3
3300 If you had worn your shorts, we wouldn’t need to be hiding from our guests. 1.1650 0.04384 103 89 11 3
3301 I think our signal fire was too close to the shore. 1.1650 0.03926 103 87 15 1
3302 And THEN you said, “Why go to Hawaii when the beautiful Mississippi Delta is so much closer?” 1.1649 0.04560 97 84 10 3
3303 Our low tide days are over.... 1.1649 0.04560 97 84 10 3
3304 The sunscreen; did you buy the waterproof kind? 1.1649 0.04318 97 83 12 2
3305 The umbrellla is too small for your pinocolada 1.1649 0.04789 97 85 8 4
3306 I don't remember this beach being so wet ten years ago. 1.1649 0.04061 97 82 14 1
3307 Hot enough for you? 1.1649 0.04318 97 83 12 2
3308 Are you warming up to it not being a hoax now? 1.1649 0.04061 97 82 14 1
3309 Is water wet? 1.1649 0.04318 97 83 12 2
3310 I think we should negotiate a time-share that isn't dependent on the full moon. 1.1649 0.03788 97 81 16 0
3311 It's not as warm as they said it would be. 1.1649 0.04318 97 83 12 2
3312 Water is the last thing a fish would notice. 1.1649 0.04061 97 82 14 1
3313 On the positive side, feel free to pee at any time. 1.1649 0.04789 97 85 8 4
3314 Is this sea level rise a hoax too, Mr. Scientist? 1.1649 0.04318 97 83 12 2
3315 Who thought global warming could be so cooling. Ken Franklin, New York, N.Y. 1.1649 0.04318 97 83 12 2
3316 We should've listened to Bill McKibben. 1.1649 0.04318 97 83 12 2
3317 So much for those “climate change will be gradual” theories. 1.1649 0.04318 97 83 12 2
3318 Is your Cousin Carl still in the Coast Guard? 1.1649 0.04061 97 82 14 1
3319 I wonder why the beach is so empty today. 1.1649 0.04318 97 83 12 2
3320 I guess the tide chart said A.M. 1.1649 0.04061 97 82 14 1
3321 It’s a good thing we left these chairs on the roof deck. 1.1649 0.04318 97 83 12 2
3322 I thought Madison was supposed to be great this time of year. 1.1649 0.04560 97 84 10 3
3323 Hey look you can see Antarctica, we're swimming in it 1.1649 0.04061 97 82 14 1
3324 when you whant too cool off in the water and stay in the shade so you don't get tand. 1.1649 0.04061 97 82 14 1
3325 Honey.... This wasn't in the brochure. 1.1649 0.04061 97 82 14 1
3326 I told you we shouldn't have set up at low tide. 1.1649 0.04560 97 84 10 3
3327 Don't worry, your sunscreen is waterproof...and shark-repellent. 1.1649 0.04318 97 83 12 2
3328 The asphalt burns, Jonathan! It's burning my skin! But this is what we deserve, Jonathan. This is what God wants from our corporeal forms. Let us rejoice in anguish! 1.1649 0.04789 97 85 8 4
3329 The Realtor did say this was beach front property! 1.1649 0.04061 97 82 14 1
3330 I think the word you're looking for is eerie... 1.1649 0.04061 97 82 14 1
3331 This close enough to the water for ya, Stan? 1.1649 0.04560 97 84 10 3
3332 Once high tide ends, we’ll look for your phone - should end up with a good picture. 1.1649 0.04560 97 84 10 3
3333 The tide tables were wrong again. 1.1649 0.04318 97 83 12 2
3334 Are you sure that the article you read said that sea level rise wouldn't occur until the 22nd century?" OR "It was either this or stay with my parents for a week! 1.1649 0.04061 97 82 14 1
3335 According to the schedule this IS low tide. 1.1649 0.04560 97 84 10 3
3336 Baby, it's definitely not better down where it's wetter 1.1649 0.04061 97 82 14 1
3337 I like our underwater vacation, Larry. 1.1649 0.03788 97 81 16 0
3338 This isn't quite how I expected our Hawaiian vacation to be. 1.1649 0.04560 97 84 10 3
3339 Honey, you disregarded the GPS’s directions and the Almanac’s high tide warnings. It’s time for you to show your total freedom by neglecting the rip tide alerts. 1.1649 0.04318 97 83 12 2
3340 This is not the cruise I was expecting. 1.1649 0.04318 97 83 12 2
3341 See honey, I told you one day we’d explore the seven seas together. I never said it be on a boat. 1.1649 0.04061 97 82 14 1
3342 I thought Global Warming would take longer! 1.1649 0.04318 97 83 12 2
3343 "Seaicied Pact" 1.1649 0.04318 97 83 12 2
3344 Do you see the beach half full or half empty? 1.1649 0.03788 97 81 16 0
3345 'You're peeing in the water, aren't you' 1.1649 0.04061 97 82 14 1
3346 Great spot, Jerry. 1.1649 0.04061 97 82 14 1
3347 In Miami, the water comes to you! 1.1649 0.04061 97 82 14 1
3348 You see, even the sea is half empty with you, Steven. 1.1649 0.04560 97 84 10 3
3349 So much for climate change denial. 1.1649 0.04318 97 83 12 2
3350 Don't worry, our relationship won't go underwater. 1.1649 0.04061 97 82 14 1
3351 I warned you about global warming- great ocean front buy! 1.1649 0.04318 97 83 12 2
3352 I'm not saying it's not because of the sea level rising, I'm just saying we could have tested it by using a rod or something instead of just sitting here for the past 10 years. 1.1649 0.04560 97 84 10 3
3353 We’re kind of deep in this together now. 1.1649 0.04318 97 83 12 2
3354 Yes, you should re-apply sunscreen if the earth is melting. 1.1649 0.04560 97 84 10 3
3355 And now we rest and relax? 1.1649 0.04318 97 83 12 2
3356 I THINK I'LL TAKE A DIP. 1.1649 0.04061 97 82 14 1
3357 Explain to me again about the sunspots, Howard. 1.1649 0.04560 97 84 10 3
3358 Well, the ad did say this would be a “full-immersion” experience. 1.1649 0.04318 97 83 12 2
3359 Just feels different from when we bought the property. 1.1649 0.04061 97 82 14 1
3360 It wasn't like this last year. 1.1649 0.04061 97 82 14 1
3361 Aaah. The pause that refreshes... 1.1649 0.04318 97 83 12 2
3362 Buy a time share they said, global warming is a hoax they said" 1.1649 0.04318 97 83 12 2
3363 Don't tell me you dropped the sunscreen again! 1.1649 0.04560 97 84 10 3
3364 So it’s not a total loss you forgot to bring the sun tan lotion 1.1649 0.03788 97 81 16 0
3365 I think my thirst has been quenched...definitely! 1.1649 0.04560 97 84 10 3
3366 Yes, it is refreshing, but so was the drink I didn't finish. 1.1649 0.04560 97 84 10 3
3367 When did you say climate change was ending? 1.1649 0.04061 97 82 14 1
3368 We'll evolve sooner or later. 1.1649 0.04560 97 84 10 3
3369 Apparently beach erosion is moving more rapidly than anyone expected. 1.1649 0.04318 97 83 12 2
3370 Global warming is a hoax. Global warming is a hoax. Global warming is a...Glub glub glub... 1.1649 0.04789 97 85 8 4
3371 Did you bring the waterproof sunblock? 1.1649 0.04061 97 82 14 1
3372 Jane and Bob experience the new “sea to table” movement 1.1649 0.04560 97 84 10 3
3373 Looks like the tide is going out. 1.1649 0.04560 97 84 10 3
3374 I guess the umbrella didn’t work 1.1649 0.04318 97 83 12 2
3375 Do you think the tide's coming in? 1.1649 0.04061 97 82 14 1
3376 Sea level rise? Who knew? 1.1649 0.04061 97 82 14 1
3377 When you said, "we'll be close to the water," this wasn't what I had in mind. 1.1649 0.04560 97 84 10 3
3378 We should have left the towels in the car. 1.1649 0.03788 97 81 16 0
3379 Still a denier? 1.1649 0.04560 97 84 10 3
3380 Told ya! Denver would be beach front because of global warming. But no, you insisted on Colorado Springs... 1.1649 0.04560 97 84 10 3
3381 The E.P.A. report I read didn't mention this phenomenon. 1.1649 0.04560 97 84 10 3
3382 Seems different from our first honeymoon. 1.1649 0.04061 97 82 14 1
3383 I certainly hope those are your toes tickling my feet... 1.1649 0.04318 97 83 12 2
3384 Don't tell me global warming has something to do with this. 1.1649 0.04560 97 84 10 3
3385 'Our property values will increase if sea levels rise' - you said. 1.1649 0.04061 97 82 14 1
3386 I’m so glad they didn’t drain the swamp before our vacation. It’s quite nice this time of year. 1.1649 0.04061 97 82 14 1
3387 I knew quicksand was going to be a problem when I grew up. 1.1649 0.04560 97 84 10 3
3388 Forget the sunscreen and go get the snorkels. 1.1649 0.04318 97 83 12 2
3389 So, whoever goes to the shore first is chicken, right? 1.1649 0.04061 97 82 14 1
3390 So much for that book on global warming. 1.1649 0.04061 97 82 14 1
3391 I told you not to piss off the maitre de 1.1649 0.04061 97 82 14 1
3392 Let’s have the galley send up some cocktails. 1.1649 0.04560 97 84 10 3
3393 they did say that climate change is here...but not so close. 1.1649 0.04560 97 84 10 3
3394 No, Herbie. A rising tide does not lift all marriages. 1.1649 0.04560 97 84 10 3
3395 I like not having to flush! 1.1649 0.04560 97 84 10 3
3396 I thought global warming just meant hotter weather 1.1649 0.04061 97 82 14 1
3397 "If we were on Cape Cod, you'd be eaten by now." 1.1649 0.04318 97 83 12 2
3398 Low tide at Club Climate Change 1.1649 0.04318 97 83 12 2
3399 Tide tables? No, I forgot them. 1.1649 0.04061 97 82 14 1
3400 I'd say high tide does come in rather quickly..... 1.1649 0.04318 97 83 12 2
3401 Told you Hampton Bays wasn't the Hamptons 1.1649 0.04560 97 84 10 3
3402 No, California's not sinking. It's spill-over from the DC swamp. 1.1649 0.04061 97 82 14 1
3403 Climate change will be a boon, you said. Ohio will have oceanfront views, you said. 1.1649 0.04560 97 84 10 3
3404 You forgot to turn off the sprinklers, again? 1.1649 0.04318 97 83 12 2
3405 Whadya know, I guess global warming is real. 1.1649 0.04318 97 83 12 2
3406 Who's going to win George, you or the tide? 1.1649 0.04061 97 82 14 1
3407 If it's global warming then why is the water so cold? 1.1649 0.04560 97 84 10 3
3408 Doesn't the hotel have a pool? 1.1649 0.04318 97 83 12 2
3409 We always do everything half way! ." 1.1649 0.04061 97 82 14 1
3410 Not exactly my idea of vacationing in the Land Down Under. 1.1649 0.04061 97 82 14 1
3411 Quicksand's kinda slow when you think about it. 1.1649 0.04061 97 82 14 1
3412 I guess we just have to admit it , climate change is real . 1.1649 0.04560 97 84 10 3
3413 I drank your sandwich. 1.1649 0.04560 97 84 10 3
3414 I wanted to drown in the sun! 1.1649 0.04789 97 85 8 4
3415 Let's stay another twenty years. I'd like to get completely submerged. 1.1649 0.04318 97 83 12 2
3416 Whoever thought we would enjoy living in New York City. 1.1649 0.04560 97 84 10 3
3417 Sure glad we built this patio on the roof of the house instead of the back yard, all those years ago! 1.1649 0.04560 97 84 10 3
3418 Maybe God got misquoted. I feel a Second Flood coming on. 1.1649 0.04318 97 83 12 2
3419 Things are never quite like what they put in the brochure. 1.1649 0.04061 97 82 14 1
3420 Ya know, I’m just about up to my neck with all this news about global warming! 1.1649 0.04789 97 85 8 4
3421 We are not moving until the Smiths move! 1.1649 0.05009 97 86 6 5
3422 Is he giving us the finger or asking for help? 1.1649 0.04318 97 83 12 2
3423 Did you just take a leak or is that more evidence of global warming? 1.1649 0.04318 97 83 12 2
3424 Just two more years and the kids will stop asking for a pool. 1.1649 0.04061 97 82 14 1
3425 Damn! rising sea again. I wish this global warming thing would be over. 1.1649 0.04318 97 83 12 2
3426 I knew this beachfront timeshare was a bad idea. 1.1649 0.04560 97 84 10 3
3427 Yep, you left the water on. 1.1649 0.04061 97 82 14 1
3428 Sea levels are projected to rise how high by 2050? 1.1649 0.04061 97 82 14 1
3429 You know Senator honey, you might just want to rethink your position on all that global warming bull-tweedy. 1.1649 0.04318 97 83 12 2
3430 You did turn off the hose? 1.1649 0.04061 97 82 14 1
3431 I know, I know. All those fools stuck in traffic. 1.1649 0.04061 97 82 14 1
3432 Maybe something good can be said about global warming 1.1649 0.04789 97 85 8 4
3433 Dear, I know this is our favorite spot - but I think global warming caught up with us. 1.1649 0.04061 97 82 14 1
3434 The president said the glaciers wouldn't melt today! 1.1649 0.03788 97 81 16 0
3435 So, no matter what 45 says, warming is real! 1.1649 0.05009 97 86 6 5
3436 This place is notorious for watering down drinks. 1.1649 0.03788 97 81 16 0
3437 This way we need a lot less sunblock. 1.1649 0.04318 97 83 12 2
3438 This was an excellent idea of yours. DearHeart, to put us in the river to keep us cool today.I know I never would have thought of it. Can you reach the soda cooler? I need a drink. 1.1649 0.04318 97 83 12 2
3439 No dear. It's not fair to blame our laundry detergent. 1.1649 0.04318 97 83 12 2
3440 That better be your foot 1.1649 0.04318 97 83 12 2
3441 And how will global warming affect me? 1.1649 0.04318 97 83 12 2
3442 That's really too bad that your stocks are underwater 1.1649 0.04318 97 83 12 2
3443 Yes, this is the NEW low tide. 1.1649 0.04318 97 83 12 2
3444 I'd like a bit more sand. 1.1649 0.03788 97 81 16 0
3445 Little known fact... high water is hell! 1.1649 0.04318 97 83 12 2
3446 Weren't you supposed to turn off the water? 1.1649 0.04560 97 84 10 3
3447 This looks nothing like the Corona ad I clicked on. 1.1649 0.04061 97 82 14 1
3448 Honey, can you pass me my towel? 1.1649 0.04560 97 84 10 3
3449 I swore the scientists said sea levels wouldn’t rise until next Tuesday. 1.1649 0.04061 97 82 14 1
3450 The water table is sinking! 1.1649 0.04061 97 82 14 1
3451 Perhaps global warming is the cause of this. However, I still think it is the tide! 1.1649 0.04789 97 85 8 4
3452 Where did you read that there’s no such thing as global warming. 1.1649 0.04318 97 83 12 2
3453 I still say they have a long way to go to prove global warming is real" 1.1649 0.04318 97 83 12 2
3454 What drought? 1.1649 0.04560 97 84 10 3
3455 You told me our mortgage is under water, not the property. 1.1649 0.04318 97 83 12 2
3456 See Fran, I told you those climate alarmists were wrong! They said sea level was going to rise 10 feet, this is 5 feet at best." Fran: "Hon, it's low tide. 1.1649 0.04318 97 83 12 2
3457 I'd like a martini, extra dry. 1.1649 0.04560 97 84 10 3
3458 Global Warming I've heard about ... but Global WETTING? 1.1649 0.04061 97 82 14 1
3459 It’s high tide we took a dip in the ocean this summer. 1.1649 0.04061 97 82 14 1
3460 Leeches Turks and Caicos 1.1649 0.04061 97 82 14 1
3461 John, please let go of my hand... 1.1649 0.04560 97 84 10 3
3462 Those global warming fearmongers just don't understand that computer models just aren't capable of making accurate predictions of what's going to happen 100 years from now. 1.1649 0.04318 97 83 12 2
3463 Excuse me sir, can you change our table? It’s bit wobbly. 1.1649 0.04560 97 84 10 3
3464 If only we had known about global warming before we bought the timeshare. 1.1649 0.04061 97 82 14 1
3465 Honey, climate change's a hoax. You know that, right? 1.1649 0.04318 97 83 12 2
3466 I hate to say I told you so, Eddie, but I did say we should bring straws, didn’t I? 1.1649 0.04560 97 84 10 3
3467 Our Smoky Mountains vacations haven’t been the same since climate change. 1.1649 0.04560 97 84 10 3
3468 No need to worry--it's jut fake news. 1.1649 0.04318 97 83 12 2
3469 When you said our portfolio was "under water" I had no idea it was this bad. 1.1649 0.04061 97 82 14 1
3470 Honey, I just wet my pants. 1.1649 0.04789 97 85 8 4
3471 So, honey, now, at long last, will you get finally rid of your gas guzzling SUV? 1.1649 0.04318 97 83 12 2
3472 I'm a tiny bit worried about this bucket list of yours. 1.1649 0.04318 97 83 12 2
3473 We should move to the other tide. 1.1649 0.04318 97 83 12 2
3474 You're idea of a stay-cation doesn't sound so bad now. 1.1649 0.04318 97 83 12 2
3475 This was bound to happen with elevated sea levels. 1.1649 0.04061 97 82 14 1
3476 Sure, rising sea levels are becoming a hassle, but we're in Denver for keeps. 1.1649 0.04318 97 83 12 2
3477 Any minute now, they’re going to drain this swamp. 1.1649 0.04318 97 83 12 2
3478 '"Now they're calling it 'Global Sinking'." 1.1649 0.04560 97 84 10 3
3479 I've heard some call it cooling now. 1.1649 0.03788 97 81 16 0
3480 Bill!!! I don’t care if the dam broke, use the hotel washroom. 1.1649 0.04318 97 83 12 2
3481 Harold, I tried to tell you the tide wouldn’t just “go around us” 1.1649 0.04318 97 83 12 2
3482 You didn't mention it's a self-serve all-you-can-eat sushi bar 1.1649 0.04789 97 85 8 4
3483 Donald, will you please stop playing footsie with me?” 1.1649 0.04318 97 83 12 2
3484 Rising tide! Well we need a lift ! 1.1649 0.04318 97 83 12 2
3485 I told you Al, This is why we should have bought a hybrid . 1.1649 0.03788 97 81 16 0
3486 Still don't believe in global warming? 1.1649 0.04560 97 84 10 3
3487 It used to be our dining room. 1.1649 0.04560 97 84 10 3
3488 I think we should see other climates. 1.1649 0.04318 97 83 12 2
3489 Your dedication to climate change denial has finally gone too far. 1.1649 0.04318 97 83 12 2
3490 'I think I left the oven on.' 1.1649 0.04318 97 83 12 2
3491 Got another beer, dear? 1.1649 0.04318 97 83 12 2
3492 The travel agent didn't warn me about global warming. 1.1649 0.04560 97 84 10 3
3493 I'm telling you, global warming is just a massive hoax, perpetrated by Big Solar and the Chinese. 1.1649 0.04318 97 83 12 2
3494 At least we're not hot and these floodwaters hide our chubby parts! 1.1649 0.04789 97 85 8 4
3495 It's just not the same when you piss on me in the water. 1.1649 0.04318 97 83 12 2
3496 We are going to have to do more about climate change than reduce our reliance on fossil fuels. 1.1649 0.04061 97 82 14 1
3497 And this is low tide. 1.1649 0.04061 97 82 14 1
3498 I thought you checked the tide tables. 1.1649 0.04061 97 82 14 1
3499 Well honey, you got your cruise... 1.1649 0.04061 97 82 14 1
3500 Well, they said New York would be underwater... 1.1649 0.04318 97 83 12 2
3501 Look at the bright side, thanks to global warming, we now own beachfront in Yuma AZ! 1.1649 0.04560 97 84 10 3
3502 Look on the bright side - the seagulls won't be able to steal our sandwiches now. 1.1649 0.04061 97 82 14 1
3503 So why do you think they keep going on about Global Warming? 1.1649 0.04061 97 82 14 1
3504 Ralph, I felt another warm spot. 1.1649 0.04318 97 83 12 2
3505 In those days it was not only crowded, it was actually a beach. 1.1649 0.03788 97 81 16 0
3506 So, you still think climate change is fake? 1.1649 0.04061 97 82 14 1
3507 It's just about time to move the Florida beach getaway to Orlando. 1.1649 0.04560 97 84 10 3
3508 As always, Steve Bannon put it best: "The swamp is a business model. It's a successful business model." 1.1649 0.05009 97 86 6 5
3509 (sigh) Global warming. 1.1649 0.04789 97 85 8 4
3510 You were serious about our finances putting us under water! 1.1649 0.04318 97 83 12 2
3511 Yes, it is wetter than it used to be. 1.1649 0.04789 97 85 8 4
3512 I said check the TIDE tables, not the side. 1.1649 0.04789 97 85 8 4
3513 Sharks depend on surprise in the shallows. That umbrella worked on me. 1.1649 0.04318 97 83 12 2
3514 - Is it time to call for help Sweetheart? - No darling I have faith. God will save us. 1.1649 0.04318 97 83 12 2
3515 Next time we opt for a staymersion. 1.1649 0.04061 97 82 14 1
3516 Stubbornness does not make you stronger than the storm. 1.1649 0.04318 97 83 12 2
3517 Timeshares have really gone to the pits. 1.1649 0.04061 97 82 14 1
3518 No Chris! The rest of the family decided not to come this time. 1.1649 0.04560 97 84 10 3
3519 Next year lets don't do the off season. 1.1649 0.04061 97 82 14 1
3520 I remember when this was the piedmont. 1.1649 0.04061 97 82 14 1
3521 Something has changed at this beach! 1.1649 0.04560 97 84 10 3
3522 Maybe I'd rather you leave me high and dry. 1.1649 0.04318 97 83 12 2
3523 This is why I hate it you denying climate change. 1.1649 0.04061 97 82 14 1
3524 I didn’t mean the EXACT spot we met.” 1.1649 0.04061 97 82 14 1
3525 Next vacation, let's find a beach that actually allows public access. 1.1649 0.04061 97 82 14 1
3526 Looks like we came prepared 1.1649 0.04318 97 83 12 2
3527 The fine print said what about Beach Front Property? 1.1649 0.03788 97 81 16 0
3528 You say fossil fuels. I say fat women in bikinis. 1.1649 0.04318 97 83 12 2
3529 Life's a beach until global warming! 1.1649 0.04318 97 83 12 2
3530 Winter in Antarctica 1.1649 0.04318 97 83 12 2
3531 The coupon was good for one complimentary shark watch. 1.1649 0.04789 97 85 8 4
3532 I have every intention of asking him difficult questions and engaging in a serious and even combative discussion. 1.1649 0.04318 97 83 12 2
3533 He said he would hire only the best people. 1.1649 0.04560 97 84 10 3
3534 Hey, cut that out! 1.1649 0.04061 97 82 14 1
3535 Let's take a selfie and send it to all our friends in California. 1.1649 0.04789 97 85 8 4
3536 When did you say high tide was? 1.1649 0.04560 97 84 10 3
3537 Is that you, Dave? 1.1649 0.04318 97 83 12 2
3538 This global warming thing is happening faster than I thought. 1.1649 0.04318 97 83 12 2
3539 Don't panic, I am sure the NOAA tide predictions are correct. 1.1649 0.04560 97 84 10 3
3540 I thought you said WaterBnB was just a clever play on words, Larry. 1.1649 0.04560 97 84 10 3
3541 Well, they did advertise waterfront. 1.1649 0.04061 97 82 14 1
3542 They did advertise beachfront property. 1.1649 0.04560 97 84 10 3
3543 We prefer water than sand between our toes, anyway. 1.1649 0.04061 97 82 14 1
3544 I have a sinking feeling. 1.1649 0.04560 97 84 10 3
3545 I told you the ice would melt. 1.1649 0.05009 97 86 6 5
3546 I thought umbrellas were supposed to keep you dry not wet. 1.1649 0.04061 97 82 14 1
3547 Well, We're in hot water now!" "Yeah, sorry I couldn't find the restrooms 1.1649 0.04560 97 84 10 3
3548 Well! I certainly could easily have packed more bathing suits had I known! 1.1649 0.04061 97 82 14 1
3549 Getting in past your naval is the hard part. 1.1649 0.04318 97 83 12 2
3550 Apparently this is low tide now? 1.1649 0.04560 97 84 10 3
3551 Season's tidings from Florida! 1.1649 0.04789 97 85 8 4
3552 Climate denial ain't just your mama's crocodile luggage in the flow. 1.1649 0.04318 97 83 12 2
3553 I told you we should have built our patio deck higher. 1.1649 0.04061 97 82 14 1
3554 Monsoon season seemed like fun in the brochure. Enjoy sweetheart. 1.1649 0.04061 97 82 14 1
3555 I pleaded with you not to take out a ten-year lease on an ocean front property--but, no, you wouldn't listen to me. 1.1649 0.04789 97 85 8 4
3556 I thought it was "Time and Todd wait for no man." 1.1649 0.03788 97 81 16 0
3557 When its 2050 and you still refuse to let anyone else get that spot on the beach that has been yours since 2020. 1.1649 0.04318 97 83 12 2
3558 I guess beer was the better choice. 1.1649 0.04318 97 83 12 2
3559 Yes...but the brochure did mention warmer than normal temperatures this time of year. 1.1649 0.04061 97 82 14 1
3560 Harry, I told you we should have bought that flood insurance. 1.1649 0.04560 97 84 10 3
3561 You said he would drain the swamp. 1.1649 0.04560 97 84 10 3
3562 Damn global warming. Best untie the dog. 1.1649 0.04318 97 83 12 2
3563 Don't believe everything you hear. The polar bears are just fine. 1.1649 0.04318 97 83 12 2
3564 American Pathetic. 1.1649 0.04318 97 83 12 2
3565 Have you noticed the morning dew has been getting heavier lately? 1.1649 0.04560 97 84 10 3
3566 Never mind, I think I know when the tide's coming in. 1.1649 0.04318 97 83 12 2
3567 Yeah right, a half bath with running water and a roof over our heads, some honeymoon hotel this is! 1.1649 0.04560 97 84 10 3
3568 Fine. We’ll get a rowboat next time. 1.1649 0.04789 97 85 8 4
3569 Do you feel something pinching your toes?...oh...your beer is floating away. 1.1649 0.04560 97 84 10 3
3570 My damn iphone keeps updating the time zone automatically. 1.1649 0.04318 97 83 12 2
3571 Clive, I think I left the oven on. 1.1649 0.04318 97 83 12 2
3572 So, is this tide half ebb, or half flood? 1.1649 0.04789 97 85 8 4
3573 Are you absolutely sure it's low tide? 1.1649 0.04560 97 84 10 3
3574 When you said you were underwater on your home loan, I didn't realize you were speaking literally. 1.1649 0.04560 97 84 10 3
3575 I think climate change is real, no matter what he says. 1.1649 0.03788 97 81 16 0
3576 I hate soggy peanut butter and jelly sandwiches. 1.1649 0.04061 97 82 14 1
3577 Those hairy asses behind us are starting to look more appealing. 1.1649 0.04560 97 84 10 3
3578 Is that your foot or something I shouldn’t worry about. 1.1649 0.04061 97 82 14 1
3579 Are you sure that this because of global warming and not just from high tide? 1.1649 0.04789 97 85 8 4
3580 George, are you playing footse with me? 1.1649 0.04061 97 82 14 1
3581 I told you this umbrella sucks. 1.1649 0.04318 97 83 12 2
3582 I didn't think to take you literally when you said we will be vacationing in the Everglades. 1.1649 0.04560 97 84 10 3
3583 Had to be Mar a Lago? 1.1649 0.04318 97 83 12 2
3584 Summer on Greenland. 1.1649 0.04560 97 84 10 3
3585 Tell me again, what's so terrible about global warming? 1.1649 0.03788 97 81 16 0
3586 Was there any fine print when you signed us up for this "Underwater Adventure", Frank? 1.1649 0.03788 97 81 16 0
3587 Keep searching with your toes. There must be a plug somewhere. 1.1649 0.04318 97 83 12 2
3588 No, you said you'd move the blanket before high tide came in. 1.1649 0.04318 97 83 12 2
3589 I'm not sure the Global Warming discount is all it's cracked up to be. 1.1649 0.04560 97 84 10 3
3590 I knew we shouldn't have trusted those clouds. 1.1649 0.03788 97 81 16 0
3591 I don't get why this new rooftop is so popular. 1.1649 0.04061 97 82 14 1
3592 You’re weeing aren’t you. 1.1649 0.04789 97 85 8 4
3593 What's it like when the tide comes in? 1.1649 0.04318 97 83 12 2
3594 Did you see that rogue, wave at me 1.1649 0.04560 97 84 10 3
3595 You can't beat this part of the beach, Carl. We're always cool, and I don't have to shave my legs. 1.1649 0.04318 97 83 12 2
3596 The Hamptons are not what they used to be after climate change. 1.1649 0.04318 97 83 12 2
3597 Welcome to Arizona. I'd like you to meet my husband,...the "Climate Change Denier". 1.1649 0.04318 97 83 12 2
3598 You're the one who said there is no global warming. 1.1649 0.04061 97 82 14 1
3599 I thought the bank meant our mortgage! 1.1649 0.04560 97 84 10 3
3600 Let's go inland next season. 1.1649 0.04061 97 82 14 1
3601 Tides, schmides! I paid $7 bucks to rent this umbrella for the day. 1.1649 0.04560 97 84 10 3
3602 If this is from ice melt, why’s there a warm spot? 1.1649 0.04560 97 84 10 3
3603 Trump's gonna have to raise the tariffs on importing ice from Antarctica! 1.1649 0.04318 97 83 12 2
3604 Sweat. MAGA! Yes. It's sweat. 1.1649 0.04318 97 83 12 2
3605 I don’t care what 45’s supporters think. Global warming IS real. 1.1649 0.04318 97 83 12 2
3606 Yes, this is warm for Anchorage in December. Perhaps there is something to this global warming thing. 1.1649 0.04560 97 84 10 3
3607 Be Positive,the Oceans are rising but it is warmer. 1.1649 0.04318 97 83 12 2
3608 Global warming’s a bitch, huh? 1.1649 0.04560 97 84 10 3
3609 I now have my backstory for inventing the telescoping beach chair. 1.1649 0.04318 97 83 12 2
3610 We should have booked this BEFORE global warming. 1.1649 0.04560 97 84 10 3
3611 I can't see your butt. 1.1649 0.04318 97 83 12 2
3612 I suppose the ocean front infinity pool did get a bit larger... 1.1649 0.03788 97 81 16 0
3613 When we bought the timeshare, it seemed like a good long range retirement investment." 1.1649 0.04318 97 83 12 2
3614 Waterworld the Directors Cut, now featuring previously unreleased crappy flashback scenes. 1.1649 0.04061 97 82 14 1
3615 Next year let's rent a place with a third story roof-top deck 1.1649 0.04318 97 83 12 2
3616 Yes, but you get the best spots at high tide. 1.1649 0.04318 97 83 12 2
3617 You were right that it’s secluded. 1.1649 0.03788 97 81 16 0
3618 Au naturel really rings my bell. 1.1649 0.04318 97 83 12 2
3619 Harold, I think it's time you quit your job as a climate-change denier. 1.1649 0.04789 97 85 8 4
3620 I still think climate change is a bunch of bull. 1.1649 0.04061 97 82 14 1
3621 So you meant 'drift away' literally, Stanley? 1.1649 0.04318 97 83 12 2
3622 Something is digging sunscreen. 1.1649 0.04061 97 82 14 1
3623 I think we all miss Florida, but think about how much gas we're saving by bringing the beach to us. 1.1649 0.04061 97 82 14 1
3624 This is the NEW Florida vacation? 1.1649 0.04318 97 83 12 2
3625 My neighbor said the wave was going to be red. 1.1649 0.04318 97 83 12 2
3626 If it touches my nipples we vacation in Maine next year. 1.1649 0.04560 97 84 10 3
3627 Of course this is how you sunbathe 1.1649 0.04061 97 82 14 1
3628 It's important we keep returning to our favorite spot. 1.1633 0.04023 98 83 14 1
3629 Maybe one of the "beloved" has seen the light . . . and put a note in a beer can . . . 1.1633 0.04277 98 84 12 2
3630 It's about high tide that we left. 1.1633 0.04277 98 84 12 2
3631 Did you say tomorrow we're scheduled to go scuba diving? 1.1633 0.04277 98 84 12 2
3632 Doesn't feel like global warming to me... 1.1633 0.04277 98 84 12 2
3633 Can you see Billy swimming from here? 1.1633 0.03753 98 82 16 0
3634 Well, look at the bright side. Another 10 years from now we'll have beachfront property. 1.1633 0.04277 98 84 12 2
3635 ....And I thought 'Pat Conroy' was just a clever username for your online dating profile. 1.1633 0.04023 98 83 14 1
3636 Nothing like a game of high tide chicken to establish spousal dominance. 1.1633 0.04277 98 84 12 2
3637 I didn't know this place was still underwater from 2008. 1.1633 0.04277 98 84 12 2
3638 Stop blaming climate change Harry and just put your hands where I can see them, please? 1.1633 0.03753 98 82 16 0
3639 They told us this beach was built on fill & the earthquake would liquefy it. 1.1633 0.04277 98 84 12 2
3640 See I told you, I could get a fish pedicure and be at the beach at the same time. 1.1633 0.04023 98 83 14 1
3641 What a day! 1.1633 0.03753 98 82 16 0
3642 I believed you that climate is fake news.... but fake water?? 1.1633 0.04277 98 84 12 2
3643 What time did you say was high tide? 1.1633 0.04743 98 86 8 4
3644 This Oculus Go’s the real deal. 1.1616 0.04473 99 86 10 3
3645 Climate change!! This is exactly where we sat on our honeymoon! 1.1579 0.04316 95 82 11 2
3646 The tide is coming in. 1.1579 0.04316 95 82 11 2
3647 It is much nicer when the tide goes out. 1.1579 0.04316 95 82 11 2
3648 According to the fake news, this was just a puddle when we were in high school. 1.1579 0.04316 95 82 11 2
3649 Is this sand or water?" Talieah Ram, Oahu, HI 1.1579 0.04316 95 82 11 2
3650 WIFE: "I think we should move back." HUSBAND: The tide's goin' out now, so what's the rush? WIFE: "That boat nearly hit us!" 1.1579 0.04316 95 82 11 2
3651 Next time we'll just take the surge pricing instead" 1.1579 0.04316 95 82 11 2
3652 Finally, a vacation without the kids. 1.1579 0.04316 95 82 11 2
3653 At least we can still do this at low tide. 1.1579 0.04316 95 82 11 2
3654 I told you we should have moved to the Berkshires! 1.1579 0.04568 95 83 9 3
3655 Are you sure this is what Google Maps said? 1.1579 0.04048 95 81 13 1
3656 Come to think of it, I'm more of a 'mountains' person. 1.1579 0.04048 95 81 13 1
3657 We're duned! 1.1579 0.04048 95 81 13 1
3658 What’d they do to the moon this time? 1.1579 0.04568 95 83 9 3
3659 You've always said you wanted to go scuba diving. 1.1579 0.04048 95 81 13 1
3660 OK, so now you’ve been to a nude beach. 1.1579 0.03761 95 80 15 0
3661 The good thing about climate change is we only need to be drawn from the waist up. 1.1579 0.04048 95 81 13 1
3662 Don't be so glum about global warming. You always said you wished we could move house next to the sea. 1.1579 0.04316 95 82 11 2
3663 I said, let’s have a quick visit to a sandy beach, not a visit to a quicksandy beach. 1.1579 0.04568 95 83 9 3
3664 Nonsense--you wouldn't believe how much snow we had on our Vermont chalet last winter! 1.1579 0.04568 95 83 9 3
3665 Somehow, this is all Trump's fault. 1.1579 0.04568 95 83 9 3
3666 Next time, just wear a swimsuit. 1.1579 0.04316 95 82 11 2
3667 I still don't believe it Marie. I mean, How can melting ice cause water levels to rise?" "Seriously? Right now? 1.1579 0.04048 95 81 13 1
3668 The cabana boy is not a strong swimmer. 1.1579 0.04316 95 82 11 2
3669 Don't be so stilted, they said... 1.1579 0.04316 95 82 11 2
3670 Are you getting ready for the whistle part when the tide rolls away? 1.1579 0.04568 95 83 9 3
3671 Global sea level has been rising over the past century, and the rate has increased in recent decades. In 2014, global sea level was 2.6 inches above the 1993 average. Sea level continues to rise at a rate of about one-eighth of an inch per year. 1.1579 0.04316 95 82 11 2
3672 I think I just wet my pants ... 1.1579 0.04316 95 82 11 2
3673 slowsand! 1.1579 0.04316 95 82 11 2
3674 The incoming tide will solve all of our problems. 1.1579 0.04316 95 82 11 2
3675 This my dear is called Global Warming 1.1579 0.04568 95 83 9 3
3676 Did you renew our flood insurance last month? 1.1579 0.04316 95 82 11 2
3677 I'm so glad we don't have children. 1.1579 0.04316 95 82 11 2
3678 Ah yes, I guess global warming is becoming a wee bit of an issue... 1.1579 0.04316 95 82 11 2
3679 I thought the travel guide said waterFRONT... 1.1579 0.04316 95 82 11 2
3680 We're not leaving until we get our deposit back. 1.1579 0.03761 95 80 15 0
3681 If the kids stayed on the sandbar after we fell asleep, I think they might stand a fighting chance. 1.1579 0.03761 95 80 15 0
3682 I don't feel anything yet, do you? 1.1579 0.04568 95 83 9 3
3683 Let's have fun in the sun", you said 1.1579 0.04316 95 82 11 2
3684 Susan said the piranhas would bite harder. 1.1579 0.04568 95 83 9 3
3685 This is what we get for booking ‘off-season.’” [steve markuson, oneonta,new york] 1.1579 0.04316 95 82 11 2
3686 I never wanted children. 1.1579 0.04316 95 82 11 2
3687 If a waiter shows up, order me a gin and tonic. 1.1579 0.04568 95 83 9 3
3688 So are you a glass is half full or glass is half empty sort of guy? 1.1579 0.04316 95 82 11 2
3689 I knew there was a catch to that economy clase ticket 1.1579 0.04048 95 81 13 1
3690 Are you having a good time, Harold?" "Yes, I am having a good time, Marge. 1.1579 0.03761 95 80 15 0
3691 Is that you or a minnow? 1.1579 0.04316 95 82 11 2
3692 I think my foot just grazed Jimmy Hoffa 1.1579 0.04807 95 84 7 4
3693 Feeling immersed yet? 1.1579 0.04568 95 83 9 3
3694 Please tell me you're not urinating. 1.1579 0.04048 95 81 13 1
3695 Hate to admit it, but seems Global Warming is for real after all! 1.1579 0.04316 95 82 11 2
3696 60/123 = 123/123 1.1579 0.04048 95 81 13 1
3697 Is that your phone or mine? 1.1579 0.04048 95 81 13 1
3698 This is our spot and we’re not giving in to any Hollywood propaganda about Global warming. 1.1579 0.04316 95 82 11 2
3699 Swell. 1.1579 0.04048 95 81 13 1
3700 Don't worry, it's cyclical. 1.1579 0.04048 95 81 13 1
3701 Not the kind of ‘Mary time’ I was asking for, Bob. 1.1579 0.04807 95 84 7 4
3702 Next time we get travel insurance. 1.1579 0.04316 95 82 11 2
3703 10 minutes ago: iTs hIgH tIdE rIgHt nOw I pRoMiSe 1.1579 0.04316 95 82 11 2
3704 Life's a beach in a warming world. 1.1579 0.04316 95 82 11 2
3705 It's not a big deal. I rather like it. 1.1579 0.04048 95 81 13 1
3706 For goodness sake, we're in Orlando and you STILL think it's just a hoax! 1.1579 0.04048 95 81 13 1
3707 Be a dear and grab that can of ginger ale for me. 1.1579 0.04316 95 82 11 2
3708 I never expected for beachfront property in Iowa to become a problem." 1.1579 0.04048 95 81 13 1
3709 I see you have the new, global warming resistant can. 1.1579 0.04316 95 82 11 2
3710 The E.P.A. said this wouldn't happen. 1.1579 0.03761 95 80 15 0
3711 I guess it wouldn't have been a bad idea to take the fish out with us for some fresh water. 1.1579 0.04048 95 81 13 1
3712 Do you think the polar bears have floated by?" 1.1579 0.04316 95 82 11 2
3713 It's not private if we stay below the high tide mark. 1.1579 0.04568 95 83 9 3
3714 Did you remember to turn the water off un the bathtub? 1.1579 0.03761 95 80 15 0
3715 You moved the car, right? 1.1579 0.04316 95 82 11 2
3716 No, Vermont girl...it's not global warming. We Mainers call it tide. 1.1579 0.03761 95 80 15 0
3717 Honey, any bear left?.. 1.1579 0.04048 95 81 13 1
3718 And here is the proof that the Davidsons stick to their word. 1.1579 0.04316 95 82 11 2
3719 I feel half-baked. 1.1579 0.04316 95 82 11 2
3720 When the tide goes out, we'll see who's laughing. 1.1579 0.04316 95 82 11 2
3721 Are you sure you didn't leave the water on? 1.1579 0.04568 95 83 9 3
3722 I got the idea after my fish pedicure. 1.1579 0.04048 95 81 13 1
3723 Hon, is our refrigerator running? 1.1579 0.04568 95 83 9 3
3724 So this is all -inclusive? 1.1579 0.04316 95 82 11 2
3725 They really meant it when they said this property was “on the water” 1.1579 0.04316 95 82 11 2
3726 So much for your deserted island! 1.1579 0.04316 95 82 11 2
3727 Dad always said that it would put hair on my chest. 1.1579 0.04316 95 82 11 2
3728 What happens with Climate Change stays with Climate Change. 1.1579 0.04568 95 83 9 3
3729 What happened to the white sand ? 1.1579 0.04048 95 81 13 1
3730 Florida beaches 50 years from now 1.1579 0.04048 95 81 13 1
3731 I don't know...I guess I just thought the Bay of Fundy would be a nice change of pace. 1.1579 0.04048 95 81 13 1
3732 This is perfect for an IcedTea drinker like yourself Frank Buckley Andover, MA 1.1579 0.04316 95 82 11 2
3733 I'm very happy with this umbrella, George 1.1579 0.04568 95 83 9 3
3734 You said we had 30 more years. 1.1579 0.04568 95 83 9 3
3735 At least the water is nice'n'warm. 1.1579 0.03761 95 80 15 0
3736 Are you sure this is where we put our chairs last year? 1.1579 0.03761 95 80 15 0
3737 These are our better halves. 1.1579 0.04048 95 81 13 1
3738 This vacation has had many twists and turns. 1.1579 0.04568 95 83 9 3
3739 Are you finally enjoying our vaction, Flint? 1.1579 0.04568 95 83 9 3
3740 Well, that was an impressive cannonball. 1.1579 0.04568 95 83 9 3
3741 No. Canute said he’d be here. 1.1579 0.04807 95 84 7 4
3742 So then I said... climate change! Get it? 1.1579 0.04316 95 82 11 2
3743 I'm worried about the kids. 1.1579 0.04568 95 83 9 3
3744 We seem to have hit a snag. 1.1579 0.04568 95 83 9 3
3745 I told you rain or shine was just a saying, but no, you said what's a little rain. 1.1579 0.03761 95 80 15 0
3746 You said Arizona was all sand, no beach.... 1.1579 0.04568 95 83 9 3
3747 I suppose this has something to do with time and tide. 1.1579 0.04048 95 81 13 1
3748 Something is wrapped around my leg. 1.1579 0.04316 95 82 11 2
3749 Do we call this global warming ? 1.1579 0.04316 95 82 11 2
3750 I told you we set up too close to the ice cap. 1.1579 0.04316 95 82 11 2
3751 Six beers and not one bathroom break? 1.1579 0.04568 95 83 9 3
3752 I envisioned some Long Island tea...not sea. 1.1579 0.04316 95 82 11 2
3753 let's live it up you said! Let's let a beach front property you said! 1.1579 0.04316 95 82 11 2
3754 How many kids do you think have peed in this? 1.1579 0.04807 95 84 7 4
3755 I was swamped with work when I left the office, so why did we come here? 1.1579 0.04316 95 82 11 2
3756 I don't want to argue about global warming again, but if I see a dorsal fin I'm gone. 1.1579 0.04316 95 82 11 2
3757 Do I still seem like a complete idiot for tying that anchor around your waist in case of a flash hurricane ?! 1.1579 0.03761 95 80 15 0
3758 I think I left the tub running! 1.1579 0.03761 95 80 15 0
3759 High-tide, low-tide, We're On Vacation ! 1.1579 0.04568 95 83 9 3
3760 The forecast said the rain wouldn't start 'til four. 1.1579 0.04048 95 81 13 1
3761 He didn't drain the swamp, did he. 1.1579 0.04048 95 81 13 1
3762 When's the last time you've seen our investments? 1.1579 0.04568 95 83 9 3
3763 Okay, what just happened to the beach? 1.1579 0.04048 95 81 13 1
3764 I used to love high tide. 1.1579 0.04568 95 83 9 3
3765 Let's start chasing waterfalls. 1.1579 0.04316 95 82 11 2
3766 Sea level rise or not, this has been our spot for years! 1.1579 0.04316 95 82 11 2
3767 A lot of men wear Speedos here, this is ridiculous! 1.1579 0.04316 95 82 11 2
3768 Do you get the feeling someone is staring at us? 1.1579 0.03761 95 80 15 0
3769 Hi, 2018? 2035 here. About Florida... 1.1579 0.04048 95 81 13 1
3770 You really need to workout more. 1.1579 0.04316 95 82 11 2
3771 You sure this was where we lost our virginity? 1.1579 0.04048 95 81 13 1
3772 Wait, does total immersion work randomly, or is there a way I can pick French? 1.1579 0.04807 95 84 7 4
3773 You said that song 'Ocean Front Property in Arizona' was made up. 1.1579 0.04568 95 83 9 3
3774 The water feels cool so in can't be global warming. 1.1579 0.04568 95 83 9 3
3775 Can you learn to swim in ten minutes? 1.1579 0.04568 95 83 9 3
3776 Are you globes warming? 1.1579 0.04048 95 81 13 1
3777 These new-fangled umbrellas don’t hold in the water like they’re supposed to. 1.1579 0.04568 95 83 9 3
3778 I disagree, Mildred. I think it's quite clear you do love Speedos and our marriage is a lie. He doesn't even have a Costco card, I can tell. 1.1579 0.04048 95 81 13 1
3779 Damn it,even my beer floated away. 1.1579 0.04568 95 83 9 3
3780 This vacation has us up to our ears in wet. 1.1579 0.04316 95 82 11 2
3781 Do you still think passing gas is funny? 1.1579 0.04316 95 82 11 2
3782 I think this is their off season. 1.1579 0.04048 95 81 13 1
3783 So would you say 'the beach is half full', Elmer? 1.1579 0.04568 95 83 9 3
3784 I knew sea level rise was accelerating but, damn! 1.1579 0.04048 95 81 13 1
3785 Well, Albert, what fresh hell is this? 1.1579 0.04048 95 81 13 1
3786 You sure you turned the oven off. 1.1579 0.04568 95 83 9 3
3787 Can't get enough of this beach. 1.1579 0.04568 95 83 9 3
3788 Guess that's what "chance of light rain" looks like. 1.1579 0.04568 95 83 9 3
3789 The itinerary clearly stated that Underwater Adventures is tomorrow! 1.1579 0.04568 95 83 9 3
3790 Life's a beach! 1.1579 0.04568 95 83 9 3
3791 Was this a sand beach or a pebble one? 1.1579 0.04048 95 81 13 1
3792 This is why you don’t let the kids bury you in sand. 1.1579 0.04316 95 82 11 2
3793 How long was I daydreaming? 1.1579 0.03761 95 80 15 0
3794 I guess the glaciers are melting. 1.1579 0.04568 95 83 9 3
3795 Next time, wear a diaper 1.1579 0.04316 95 82 11 2
3796 Now I understand why the timeshare salesman was so opinionated on climate change... 1.1579 0.03761 95 80 15 0
3797 I don't see how this will help us prepare for global warming. 1.1579 0.04316 95 82 11 2
3798 Who says climate change isn't a thing? 1.1579 0.04316 95 82 11 2
3799 Ocean front property... right, Harry? 1.1579 0.04316 95 82 11 2
3800 I now understand the meaning of cheap waterfront property 1.1579 0.04048 95 81 13 1
3801 I guess global warming and sea level rise is happening faster than we thought 1.1579 0.04048 95 81 13 1
3802 Are you sure it isn't high tide? 1.1579 0.04048 95 81 13 1
3803 And you thought it was 1972 1.1579 0.04048 95 81 13 1
3804 I guess we’re early 1.1579 0.04316 95 82 11 2
3805 I told you we should have booked that glacier tour earlier. 1.1579 0.04316 95 82 11 2
3806 Fun fact: Did you know that sharks can attack in less than 3 feet of water? 1.1579 0.04048 95 81 13 1
3807 For the record, your "Internal Compass" stinks. 1.1579 0.04316 95 82 11 2
3808 Are you sure you turned the water off in the condo? 1.1579 0.04568 95 83 9 3
3809 I told you to bring a towel. 1.1579 0.04316 95 82 11 2
3810 So you studied the tide charts? 1.1579 0.04807 95 84 7 4
3811 We should make plans to go somewhere else next year. 1.1579 0.04048 95 81 13 1
3812 Are you sure this is where we spent our honeymoon? 1.1579 0.04048 95 81 13 1
3813 Did you feel some water there for a second? 1.1579 0.04316 95 82 11 2
3814 Phh. Global warming. No way. 1.1579 0.04568 95 83 9 3
3815 I love this beach at low tide. 1.1579 0.03761 95 80 15 0
3816 Are you still a global warming sceptic? 1.1579 0.04316 95 82 11 2
3817 No, it's your turn to switch off the sprinkler system. 1.1579 0.04316 95 82 11 2
3818 Fine, you were right about swim lessons for the kids. 1.1579 0.03761 95 80 15 0
3819 It was a dam built by those short sighted Democrats in the 50s. 1.1579 0.04568 95 83 9 3
3820 Shocker. Ted throws in the towels. 1.1579 0.04048 95 81 13 1
3821 Beach Blanket Warming 1.1579 0.04807 95 84 7 4
3822 Didn't they say this wouldn't happen until 2025? 1.1579 0.04048 95 81 13 1
3823 - My book, is wet. - My beer, gone. 1.1579 0.04568 95 83 9 3
3824 So you went for the cheap seats again, Harold. 1.1579 0.04048 95 81 13 1
3825 Honey, did you remember to unbury Uncle George? 1.1579 0.04316 95 82 11 2
3826 Gordon. What do you need? No, Gordon! 1.1579 0.04568 95 83 9 3
3827 Can you please put your swimming trunks on? 1.1579 0.03761 95 80 15 0
3828 Well, global warming does have its up-side. It's hotter than hell, but it's easier to stay cool at the beach - what's left of it. 1.1579 0.04316 95 82 11 2
3829 Didn't think global warming would come so soon 1.1579 0.04568 95 83 9 3
3830 Beach front property my ass 1.1579 0.04568 95 83 9 3
3831 I feel our vacation is being watered down. 1.1579 0.04316 95 82 11 2
3832 When I said we could use a little global warming on our summer vacation, this is not what I meant. 1.1579 0.04048 95 81 13 1
3833 OK. You get the talking frog. 1.1562 0.04274 96 83 11 2
3834 Just wait for the server and let the fish keep nibbling at your feet. 1.1562 0.04009 96 82 13 1
3835 We were just sitting here relaxing whe this big, blue wave suddenly rolled in. 1.1562 0.04009 96 82 13 1
3836 This is not what I think of as all-inclusive. 1.1562 0.04274 96 83 11 2
3837 Great "off-shore" holiday, Ted. 1.1562 0.03725 96 81 15 0
3838 This is the last time I let you plan anything Gary. 1.1562 0.04009 96 82 13 1
3839 I told you this was the best umbrella on the market, but you wouldn't listen! 1.1556 0.03842 90 76 14 0
3840 I'm a lake half-full kind of guy. 1.1546 0.03690 97 82 15 0
3841 I guess your right, this is good practice for global warming. 1.1546 0.03690 97 82 15 0
3842 Global warming, ice shelf melting and sunscreen sales: who would have thought? 1.1546 0.03690 97 82 15 0
3843 When do you think they'll be coming by with our drinks? 1.1546 0.03690 97 82 15 0
3844 Don't be silly! This is just a minor surge not global change! 1.1546 0.03690 97 82 15 0
3845 Ok, now I've had it. Maybe there is something to this global warming hype. 1.1531 0.03933 98 84 13 1
3846 This whole thing about global warming is a scam 1.1522 0.04070 92 79 12 1
3847 It is better than that time you bought that bridge in Brooklyn. 1.1522 0.04070 92 79 12 1
3848 We come back every summer. 1.1522 0.04070 92 79 12 1
3849 High tide is just a state of mind. 1.1522 0.04872 92 82 6 4
3850 Dear son, please be an unparalleled success in the world of music ..... soon. 1.1522 0.04070 92 79 12 1
3851 Please, honey! Stop! I’m downstream from you! 1.1522 0.04070 92 79 12 1
3852 Fluid Reality may be a viable concept. 1.1522 0.04070 92 79 12 1
3853 You said Global warming was on the horizon 1.1522 0.04354 92 80 10 2
3854 Global Warming? What's that? 1.1522 0.04070 92 79 12 1
3855 They say this new skin regimen is the key to youthfulness. 1.1522 0.03765 92 78 14 0
3856 They say the effects of climate change are moving a lot faster than originally believed. 1.1522 0.04070 92 79 12 1
3857 I think I have found one more thing to blame the Canadians for. 1.1522 0.04070 92 79 12 1
3858 The only bite me. 1.1522 0.04354 92 80 10 2
3859 You still think global warming's a hoax? 1.1522 0.04070 92 79 12 1
3860 Global Warming happened faster than I thought... 1.1522 0.04620 92 81 8 3
3861 She: I hope the shark bites his penis off. You never chill sex maniac. He: I hope some mermaid gives me a blow job. 1.1522 0.04620 92 81 8 3
3862 This isn't working out. I think we should sea other people. 1.1522 0.04620 92 81 8 3
3863 We should have gone to the Greenland beaches. 1.1522 0.04354 92 80 10 2
3864 Over at Federal Environment they guarantee we've nothing to worry about. 1.1522 0.04070 92 79 12 1
3865 Well, it is called Canute Beach. 1.1522 0.04620 92 81 8 3
3866 Global warming is real! 1.1522 0.03765 92 78 14 0
3867 Climate change 1.1522 0.04070 92 79 12 1
3868 Well honey, you wanted a weekend on the water. 1.1522 0.04070 92 79 12 1
3869 Time to move the beach? 1.1522 0.04620 92 81 8 3
3870 We should have done more to help end global warming. 1.1522 0.04354 92 80 10 2
3871 Trump's Vacation Getaway. You paid how much? 1.1522 0.04620 92 81 8 3
3872 How was I to know about global warming? 1.1522 0.04620 92 81 8 3
3873 You know, I was really worried about global warming, but this doesn't seem so bad. 1.1522 0.04354 92 80 10 2
3874 This is even better than wearing a diaper 1.1522 0.04620 92 81 8 3
3875 I don't know Harry, at least Hell would be dry. 1.1522 0.04070 92 79 12 1
3876 Honey, where's my keys? 1.1522 0.03765 92 78 14 0
3877 Run through EBB and FLOW one more time. 1.1522 0.04070 92 79 12 1
3878 The forecast was for the green-house effect to crest about this time. 1.1522 0.04354 92 80 10 2
3879 On vacation and we still get tide up. 1.1522 0.04620 92 81 8 3
3880 Next time remember to bring your swim trunks. 1.1522 0.04620 92 81 8 3
3881 You’re right - the view from the river IS much better than from the shore. 1.1522 0.04070 92 79 12 1
3882 Congratulations, Jerry! You remembered the sunscreen but not the snorkels again... 1.1522 0.03765 92 78 14 0
3883 I think we are about to see another real estate collapse. 1.1522 0.04070 92 79 12 1
3884 I don't think we're quite ready for the nude-beach concept. 1.1522 0.04354 92 80 10 2
3885 We can add ‘high tides’ to the list of things that happen too soon with you, Harold. 1.1522 0.04354 92 80 10 2
3886 Vacation in the Mediteranean" "I'm betting that brochure will will win this years truth in advertising award. 1.1522 0.04070 92 79 12 1
3887 If we don't leave right now, I'll have you imbeached. 1.1522 0.04620 92 81 8 3
3888 That reminds me, Did you pay the mortgage? 1.1522 0.03765 92 78 14 0
3889 Is your cup half full dear? 1.1522 0.04354 92 80 10 2
3890 When they said 'lifetime supply,' I didn't think they meant all at once. 1.1522 0.04070 92 79 12 1
3891 Are we still supposed to say climate change is a Chinese hoax? 1.1522 0.04354 92 80 10 2
3892 I guess we should have gotten a taller dog. 1.1522 0.04354 92 80 10 2
3893 I thought you said it would be a dry heat 1.1522 0.04354 92 80 10 2
3894 Herbert, why is the water suddenly warmer? 1.1522 0.04354 92 80 10 2
3895 I thought the rise in the oceans is expected at the end of the century. 1.1522 0.04070 92 79 12 1
3896 No, dear, land reclamation is when humans create land from river, lake, or ocean beds. This is sea-level rise created by our poor carbon choices. 1.1522 0.04354 92 80 10 2
3897 You forgot to turn off the hose, didn’t you? 1.1522 0.04070 92 79 12 1
3898 There! I told you when the tide rolled in, they'd begin to bite. 1.1522 0.04070 92 79 12 1
3899 I hadn't realized global warming was going to have any effect on me. 1.1522 0.03765 92 78 14 0
3900 What time does your mother get in? 1.1522 0.04070 92 79 12 1
3901 A few more year and we'll be able to afford beachside 1.1522 0.04070 92 79 12 1
3902 Your cupholder runneth over. 1.1522 0.04354 92 80 10 2
3903 Global warming notwithstanding, this is still the best spot on the beach. 1.1522 0.04354 92 80 10 2
3904 Does the promotion have a time limit to receive our free dinner? 1.1522 0.04354 92 80 10 2
3905 Guess the tide was coming in. 1.1522 0.04070 92 79 12 1
3906 So this is what the weatherman meant by "hot and wet." 1.1522 0.04354 92 80 10 2
3907 Did you leave the sprinklers on? 1.1522 0.04620 92 81 8 3
3908 It used to be so crowded before Global Warming. 1.1522 0.04354 92 80 10 2
3909 Do you want to take turns reading "Who's Afraid of Virginia Wolf?" 1.1522 0.04354 92 80 10 2
3910 This is taking "With A Sea View" too far 1.1522 0.04354 92 80 10 2
3911 Why do they call it global warming if I feel colder? 1.1522 0.05111 92 83 4 5
3912 Howard, this is why I told you to ask for directions. 1.1522 0.04872 92 82 6 4
3913 Do you think we fetched too much water? 1.1522 0.03765 92 78 14 0
3914 Do something, Eb! 1.1522 0.04620 92 81 8 3
3915 What global warming? 1.1522 0.04620 92 81 8 3
3916 I guess we can skip a bath tonight 1.1522 0.04620 92 81 8 3
3917 This is the third time that you've said this is definitely high tide. 1.1522 0.03765 92 78 14 0
3918 I brought snorkels for high tide 1.1522 0.04354 92 80 10 2
3919 Dear, do you think global warming is acting faster than what we’ve been hearing? 1.1522 0.04070 92 79 12 1
3920 Don’t think I’m not on to you Frank. And I don’t appreciate you peeing right here under our umbrella. 1.1522 0.04070 92 79 12 1
3921 Did you renew the sandcastle's flood insurance? 1.1522 0.04070 92 79 12 1
3922 The sunscreen was waterproof too, right? 1.1522 0.04070 92 79 12 1
3923 Dear, I think this is Mar-A-Letgo, not Mar-A Lago. 1.1522 0.04070 92 79 12 1
3924 Why do you always have to be so critical of my restaurant choices? 1.1522 0.04354 92 80 10 2
3925 = 1.1522 0.04070 92 79 12 1
3926 Honey, I keep telling you it is good practice for dealing with climate change. 1.1522 0.04070 92 79 12 1
3927 What app did you use for tide report? 1.1522 0.04070 92 79 12 1
3928 Not another word about climate change! 1.1522 0.04354 92 80 10 2
3929 I guess you're right--tides are a thing. 1.1522 0.04354 92 80 10 2
3930 Believe me, you said. Climate change is a Chinese hoax, you said. Does this look like a hoax to you, Bob?" 1.1522 0.03765 92 78 14 0
3931 at least the beer is cold 1.1522 0.04620 92 81 8 3
3932 It is the year 2030 and these two climate change deniers continue to insist that water levels have not risen. 1.1522 0.04070 92 79 12 1
3933 At least this global warming is cooling. 1.1522 0.04620 92 81 8 3
3934 Fake news....They said the report of high tide was fake news. 1.1522 0.04620 92 81 8 3
3935 If I wanted to drown I'd try to keep up with the Trump coverage 1.1522 0.04620 92 81 8 3
3936 Is this what they call a two-for-one? 1.1522 0.04070 92 79 12 1
3937 So you were saying the glaciers aren't melting? 1.1522 0.04070 92 79 12 1
3938 Pass the sunblock? 1.1522 0.04070 92 79 12 1
3939 Mmmm, I wonder what it will be like when the tide come in. 1.1522 0.04354 92 80 10 2
3940 Soon we will be up to our necks in doo doo 1.1522 0.04070 92 79 12 1
3941 So you still don't believe in that Global Warming thing. 1.1522 0.04070 92 79 12 1
3942 I don't care Marv, I'm not paying to sit on a beach. 1.1522 0.03765 92 78 14 0
3943 I told you we shouldn't bring they don't. 1.1522 0.04620 92 81 8 3
3944 Trump supporters can't believe in Global Warming. 1.1522 0.04070 92 79 12 1
3945 So Henry, are you still happy with Trump's decision on the Paris Agreement?" 1.1505 0.04310 93 81 10 2
3946 When you said we wouldn't have to move for global warming I still pictured leaving the beach. 1.1505 0.04030 93 80 12 1
3947 You think there might be something in this global warming stuff? 1.1505 0.04310 93 81 10 2
3948 Tide or not, I'm waiting for our lunch order. 1.1505 0.04030 93 80 12 1
3949 That was quick. 1.1505 0.04310 93 81 10 2
3950 I'm sorry, just because the tide is high does not mean that every girl wants you to be her man. 1.1505 0.04030 93 80 12 1
3951 At least the "off season" price was good. 1.1505 0.04573 93 82 8 3
3952 Our house used to be here, Bud. Are you finally ready to concede global warming is real? 1.1505 0.04310 93 81 10 2
3953 Well, I can pee in here w/out having to go back up to the room. That's a plus. 1.1505 0.04030 93 80 12 1
3954 We should get going. Aspen is 4 hours by yacht. 1.1505 0.04822 93 83 6 4
3955 How about next year we go to the mountains? 1.1505 0.04310 93 81 10 2
3956 Well, at least we can now both pee. 1.1505 0.03728 93 79 14 0
3957 I can't understand why people are moaning about the heat and humidity this summer. Judith Schneider NYC 1.1505 0.04573 93 82 8 3
3958 There's no need to move... The tide's going out. 1.1505 0.03728 93 79 14 0
3959 Global warming deniers 1.1505 0.04030 93 80 12 1
3960 Global warming doubters 1.1505 0.04030 93 80 12 1
3961 Ice melts, water rises, and our beach property is now underwater. I will become a mermaid. 1.1505 0.04573 93 82 8 3
3962 Are you sure you turned the stove off? 1.1505 0.04310 93 81 10 2
3963 I'm so wet right now. 1.1505 0.04310 93 81 10 2
3964 Who cares about climate change, as long as our coal company stock supports our life style? 1.1505 0.04573 93 82 8 3
3965 Well, now we know where 'the swamp' went. 1.1505 0.04310 93 81 10 2
3966 Honey... I think we are sinking in quicksand.” “I paid a lot of money for this getaway. We are having a good time. A little sand in our sandals never spooked our fun.” 1.1505 0.04573 93 82 8 3
3967 It seems China will do almost anything to make us believe their little hoax. I'm still not buying it. 1.1505 0.04030 93 80 12 1
3968 Next time, I'm reading the tide table. 1.1505 0.04030 93 80 12 1
3969 Oh Harold, the tide has come in. 1.1505 0.04030 93 80 12 1
3970 Wanna go for a swim?" 1.1505 0.04030 93 80 12 1
3971 Why do rising sea levels have to be a bad thing? I enjoy cabana service IN the water! 1.1505 0.04030 93 80 12 1
3972 Living the dream... Bob. 1.1505 0.04310 93 81 10 2
3973 Do we have flood insurance? 1.1505 0.04030 93 80 12 1
3974 Remember: we each had one request, and yours was the bottomless beach. 1.1505 0.03728 93 79 14 0
3975 Can’t wait to get back to work at the coal mine 1.1505 0.04030 93 80 12 1
3976 Still a climate change denier? 1.1505 0.03728 93 79 14 0
3977 See. I told you they never should have put those guys on the moon 1.1505 0.04310 93 81 10 2
3978 And you say this is low tide? 1.1505 0.04030 93 80 12 1
3979 Mud bath, next? 1.1505 0.04310 93 81 10 2
3980 Are you sure this is what they meant by sunbathing 1.1505 0.03728 93 79 14 0
3981 I WANT MY BEACH TOWL. 1.1505 0.04573 93 82 8 3
3982 What time did say is high tide? 1.1505 0.04573 93 82 8 3
3983 You were right, dear...it's much faster than the I 95. 1.1505 0.04573 93 82 8 3
3984 As water levels rise, the Bartoks appreciate the reprieve from the heat. 1.1505 0.04310 93 81 10 2
3985 Something must be funnier than unhappiness. 1.1505 0.03728 93 79 14 0
3986 I guess global warming is a real thing. 1.1505 0.04310 93 81 10 2
3987 First one to leave has to tell the kids we’re cancelling their WiFi. 1.1505 0.04030 93 80 12 1
3988 You're confusing the surreptitious thrills of boyhood with the exigencies of an enlarged prostate. 1.1505 0.04573 93 82 8 3
3989 “But no, you had to go to Bethesda Fountain.” 1.1505 0.04310 93 81 10 2
3990 Maybe we shouldn’t have used twenty-year-old travel guides to plan our trip to Antarctica. 1.1505 0.04310 93 81 10 2
3991 Tangier Island Erosion 1.1505 0.04030 93 80 12 1
3992 Was the $2.00 you saved renting these beach chairs at high tide worth it Donald? 1.1505 0.03728 93 79 14 0
3993 The latest trend in games, Tide and Seek. 1.1505 0.04310 93 81 10 2
3994 Did you here about those glaciers in Greenland ? 1.1505 0.04030 93 80 12 1
3995 Worse It would be with the water to the neck. 1.1505 0.04573 93 82 8 3
3996 I have every intention of asking him difficult questions and engaging in a serious and even combative conversation! 1.1505 0.04310 93 81 10 2
3997 We might as well swim, right honey? 1.1505 0.04310 93 81 10 2
3998 I wasn't expecting a big wave before November. 1.1505 0.04310 93 81 10 2
3999 Global Warming, Global Warming, if I've told you once, I've told you 100 times, it's nothing but a made up hoax by some out of work scientists! 1.1505 0.04573 93 82 8 3
4000 This doesnt mean anything 1.1505 0.04573 93 82 8 3
4001 The new plumber seems nice 1.1505 0.04030 93 80 12 1
4002 I guess Canute was right. 1.1505 0.03728 93 79 14 0
4003 That reminds me, the pilot called to say he's fueled up for our flight to the Green Peace convention. 1.1505 0.04310 93 81 10 2
4004 I suppose it would be too much to ask to pick up a tide chart! 1.1505 0.03728 93 79 14 0
4005 Wring out the blanket drain the cooler and let’s go. 1.1505 0.04030 93 80 12 1
4006 Denier! 1.1505 0.04030 93 80 12 1
4007 For better, for worse, for richer, for poorer, in low tide and high, till death do us part? Nope, I'm not sure I remember it that way. 1.1461 0.04090 89 77 11 1
4008 No, you were going to call the plumber. 1.1461 0.03765 89 76 13 0
4009 Gee, is this what the hotel meant by high tide? 1.1461 0.04090 89 77 11 1
4010 At least I don’t have to get up and run into the surf to take a leak. 1.1461 0.03765 89 76 13 0
4011 You just had to have that snack to tide you over. 1.1461 0.04391 89 78 9 2
4012 Charlie, just because your father spent his vacation here in 2018 ... 1.1461 0.04391 89 78 9 2
4013 If the Good Lord's Willing and the Creek Don't Rise... We'll Go On Vacation" my ass 1.1461 0.03765 89 76 13 0
4014 I guess a rising tide doesn’t raise all boats. 1.1461 0.04090 89 77 11 1
4015 No need to worry of the tan lines now... 1.1461 0.04090 89 77 11 1
4016 I suppose the vacation house is next. 1.1461 0.04090 89 77 11 1
4017 Oops! I did not listen to the weather-forecast! 1.1461 0.04090 89 77 11 1
4018 The beaches on Iceland are really nice except when the tide come in. 1.1461 0.03765 89 76 13 0
4019 What I like about this rising seas thing is no zig-zagging through sunbathers to get to the water. 1.1461 0.04090 89 77 11 1
4020 Don’t worry. In six hours we’ll be back on dry land. 1.1461 0.04090 89 77 11 1
4021 I WARNED YOU ABOUT THE PERIGEE MOON & ONSHORE WINDS, BUT... "NOOOO, IT WILL BE FINE." 1.1461 0.03765 89 76 13 0
4022 I'm not the kind of girl who gives up just like that! Oh noooo! 1.1461 0.04090 89 77 11 1
4023 We should've taken a worry-free vacation. 1.1461 0.04090 89 77 11 1
4024 It must have been low tide when we were here on our honeymoon and could see miles of beach, because all my GOP friends insist that global warming stuff is fake news. 1.1461 0.04673 89 79 7 3
4025 I can’t tell what’s more menacing: the tide or that seagull 1.1461 0.04391 89 78 9 2
4026 So, sea level rise is not so terrible afterall. 1.1461 0.04090 89 77 11 1
4027 Is it just me or is it global warming in here? 1.1461 0.03765 89 76 13 0
4028 I may have forgotten the sunscreen, but the swim trunks is on you.” 1.1461 0.03765 89 76 13 0
4029 Didn't Noah say he'd be here by noon .... 1.1461 0.04090 89 77 11 1
4030 One way to cool off with this climate change! 1.1461 0.04090 89 77 11 1
4031 Those climate change gurus never warn about the small stuff like remembering to put sandwiches into zip lock bags. 1.1461 0.04391 89 78 9 2
4032 And you wanted to go to the wildfire. 1.1461 0.04391 89 78 9 2
4033 Told you dad's tide charts were too old! 1.1461 0.04673 89 79 7 3
4034 When you said you didn't give a damn about where we went on vacation, I didn't think you meant we would literally go to a dam. 1.1461 0.04090 89 77 11 1
4035 How deep is it out there?” “Can you guys even swim back to shore 1.1461 0.04391 89 78 9 2
4036 That better be you, playing footsies 1.1461 0.03765 89 76 13 0
4037 I have to pee. 1.1461 0.04391 89 78 9 2
4038 Funny how this global warming has a cooling effect, don’t you think Hun? 1.1461 0.04391 89 78 9 2
4039 So much for the Vermont coast. 1.1461 0.04090 89 77 11 1
4040 We've almost found the shade 1.1461 0.04090 89 77 11 1
4041 Did they say how to enjoy the river? 1.1461 0.04673 89 79 7 3
4042 Global warming? Nah. 1.1461 0.04090 89 77 11 1
4043 Sea level rise was NOT going to keep the Werts from their favorite spot on the beacch. 1.1461 0.04090 89 77 11 1
4044 Remember, you insisted on this spot. 1.1461 0.04391 89 78 9 2
4045 Uh...is that you, Harold? 1.1461 0.03765 89 76 13 0
4046 Look, we both agreed we need to compromise more. 1.1461 0.04391 89 78 9 2
4047 Well at least it's not debt! 1.1461 0.04391 89 78 9 2
4048 A couple sits with manner and accoutrements indicating they are on the beach, but they are actually sitting just off the beach and a few yards into the ocean, to humorous eff— Oh god what's happening with his chest hair? And her chest hair?? 1.1461 0.04673 89 79 7 3
4049 Maybe you should'nt have told them "We were absolutely not buying into the timeshare!" 1.1461 0.04090 89 77 11 1
4050 Err B & B, darling? 1.1461 0.04090 89 77 11 1
4051 I thought you said high tide was 2AM 1.1461 0.03765 89 76 13 0
4052 Well, No need for bathroom breaks. 1.1461 0.04090 89 77 11 1
4053 At least the fish will have more livable space. 1.1461 0.03765 89 76 13 0
4054 It's been more than a minute. You said "wade a minute". 1.1461 0.04391 89 78 9 2
4055 Not really. 1.1461 0.04391 89 78 9 2
4056 This is a colossal tidal bore. 1.1461 0.04090 89 77 11 1
4057 I know this is our spot and it's not global warming, but .... 1.1461 0.04938 89 80 5 4
4058 If I told you once, I've told you a million time: buy low, sell high. 1.1461 0.04090 89 77 11 1
4059 We should really do this more often. 1.1461 0.04391 89 78 9 2
4060 Now that global warming has caused the water to rise, it now feels cooler. 1.1461 0.04391 89 78 9 2
4061 Well, then, I must assume your guy has a theory of global sinking. 1.1461 0.04673 89 79 7 3
4062 Well, the glare off the water isn’t as bad as it used to be off the beach. 1.1461 0.04090 89 77 11 1
4063 Nothing like getting high at high tide, eh? 1.1461 0.04090 89 77 11 1
4064 Maybe it's not fake news about rising sea levels. 1.1461 0.04090 89 77 11 1
4065 Garcon, check please. 1.1461 0.04090 89 77 11 1
4066 I told you our two-story Trump-Pruitt condo would be on Homes R Us someday. Now that we’re really underwater let’s get on that reality show called Presidential Suite Life. 1.1461 0.04391 89 78 9 2
4067 High tide? Your mind keeps drifting while I'm trying to discuss our drowning relationship. 1.1461 0.03765 89 76 13 0
4068 We waited too long to move to Miami 1.1461 0.03765 89 76 13 0
4069 Oh, drat. And Donald said global warming was a hoax. How much did we give him? 1.1461 0.04673 89 79 7 3
4070 Darling, Next time let’s go to the mountains. 1.1461 0.04391 89 78 9 2
4071 It's not nearly as nice as the 'Schitt's Creek' brochure. 1.1444 0.04345 90 79 9 2
4072 Let's make this the last time we stay at the E'er Hightide Inn 1.1444 0.03726 90 77 13 0
4073 If global warming was a real threat we’d be up to our necks !” “Yeah, it’s all hogwash... can you still see the kids ? 1.1444 0.04048 90 78 11 1
4074 This, Howard, is the way how we sleep with each other now. 1.1444 0.04048 90 78 11 1
4075 Husband: Honey it looks like a tsunami is coming through our beach. Wife: What makes you say that? 1.1444 0.04048 90 78 11 1
4076 Still doubting climate change? 1.1444 0.04048 90 78 11 1
4077 Does Mar-a-Lago seem "swampier" to you these days? 1.1444 0.04048 90 78 11 1
4078 I sure hope the warm water I just felt can also be attributed to global warming 1.1444 0.04345 90 79 9 2
4079 Yeah, well, this might be our beach again in 25,000 years! 1.1444 0.04345 90 79 9 2
4080 I'm so glad we polluted. Now the ocean has become our own personal hot tub. 1.1444 0.04345 90 79 9 2
4081 Rising sea levels may be important Walter, but not getting my hair wet has my immediate attention. 1.1444 0.04345 90 79 9 2
4082 I thought you said "c-level" executive suite. 1.1444 0.04048 90 78 11 1
4083 The water's rising! I told you climate change is real. 1.1444 0.04345 90 79 9 2
4084 I thought he was suppose to drain the swamp 1.1444 0.04048 90 78 11 1
4085 [Insert punny reference to global warming here.] 1.1444 0.04345 90 79 9 2
4086 I hope Jimmy Buffet comes on soon. 1.1444 0.04048 90 78 11 1
4087 Weren't you supposed to bring the water pump? 1.1444 0.03726 90 77 13 0
4088 Okay, we headed south like our fellow snow birds because we were tired of being knee deep in snow! I am not convinced that our situation is any better here. 1.1444 0.04345 90 79 9 2
4089 This is the last budget vacation we're going to. 1.1444 0.04345 90 79 9 2
4090 You said you wanted to get away from the kids. 1.1444 0.04345 90 79 9 2
4091 I thought trying something new with you would relieve the boredom, but it hasn't provided relief. 1.1444 0.04048 90 78 11 1
4092 Maybe buying this house on Collin Avenue wasn’t such a steal. 1.1444 0.04345 90 79 9 2
4093 I forgot to wax. 1.1444 0.04345 90 79 9 2
4094 And you were worried about rain. Pass the catsup. 1.1444 0.04345 90 79 9 2
4095 I told you, tides are measured in feet not centimters. 1.1444 0.04345 90 79 9 2
4096 I hope the sand castles have flood insurance. 1.1444 0.03726 90 77 13 0
4097 Saves us on lotion 1.1444 0.04345 90 79 9 2
4098 Did you really have to order the large Pina Colada? 1.1444 0.04623 90 80 7 3
4099 Smile and say - sea level rise!” *click* 1.1444 0.04048 90 78 11 1
4100 What was that song about "the big muddy"? 1.1444 0.04345 90 79 9 2
4101 Larry, I thought you said it was low tide? The tide is dropping Janice! The locals say this is the only way to get a good spot at ditch! 1.1444 0.04345 90 79 9 2
4102 Margaritaville is more literal and much less sanitary than expected. 1.1444 0.04623 90 80 7 3
4103 What? 1.1444 0.04048 90 78 11 1
4104 Honey the tide came in. I didn’t bring a floaty. Would you like more sunscreen? Sure has been hot out 1.1444 0.04345 90 79 9 2
4105 Don’t complain, Gene. You wanted a beachfront room. 1.1444 0.04048 90 78 11 1
4106 Honesty, Frank, I didn't even notice any sand flies. 1.1444 0.04048 90 78 11 1
4107 It was then, that Dave realized, the moat was a bad idea. 1.1444 0.04048 90 78 11 1
4108 That's not you playing footsie, is it? 1.1444 0.04048 90 78 11 1
4109 Gotten rather humid here lately. Let's vacation in Taos next year. 1.1444 0.03726 90 77 13 0
4110 Jeremy... You feeling okay 1.1444 0.04623 90 80 7 3
4111 Are you sure that's the last ice berg? 1.1444 0.04345 90 79 9 2
4112 Global warming is tickling more than just my fancy! 1.1444 0.04345 90 79 9 2
4113 See, I told you we’d own waterfront property one day! 1.1444 0.04048 90 78 11 1
4114 Wow, that wave was bluer than I thought. 1.1444 0.04048 90 78 11 1
4115 First he gave us the internet and then he made the ocean flood our beach. 1.1444 0.04048 90 78 11 1
4116 Ever since a trump took office, I seem to get a sinking feeling, don’t you? 1.1444 0.04048 90 78 11 1
4117 That's not the global warming I expected... 1.1444 0.03726 90 77 13 0
4118 Climate Change, is really Cool! 1.1444 0.03726 90 77 13 0
4119 Water B & B - so much less than a big fancy hotel. 1.1444 0.04048 90 78 11 1
4120 To be fair, they didn't say which side the "beachside patio" was on 1.1444 0.03726 90 77 13 0
4121 Fox News says Global Warming is a myth. 1.1444 0.04048 90 78 11 1
4122 So you still think it's fake news? 1.1444 0.04345 90 79 9 2
4123 Well, at least climate change keeps the beach crowds away. 1.1444 0.04048 90 78 11 1
4124 You tip the cabana boy when he greets you. 1.1444 0.03726 90 77 13 0
4125 At least you didn’t get sand on the towel. 1.1444 0.04048 90 78 11 1
4126 At least the rain won’t be back for another 10 minutes 1.1444 0.04345 90 79 9 2
4127 Just a hoax, you said, Harvey. Just a hoax. 1.1444 0.04048 90 78 11 1
4128 "Half-full is not optimistic in all cases." 1.1444 0.04345 90 79 9 2
4129 Poseidon's punishment for plastic pollution? 1.1444 0.03726 90 77 13 0
4130 You know that "sinking feeling" you sometimes get? Like when you're talking with someone and learn they're a fascist racist? Or, like when we found out The New Yorker let Steve Bannon headline their Festival this year! I have that feeling right now. 1.1444 0.04345 90 79 9 2
4131 No dear, this is not part of the Blue Wave. 1.1444 0.04345 90 79 9 2
4132 I still think a day in the wetlands was a good idea. 1.1444 0.04345 90 79 9 2
4133 White supremacy is such an interesting phenomenon to interrogate critically from our position in these very high chairs. 1.1444 0.04345 90 79 9 2
4134 No Stan, I didn't think about climate change when I invited your mother to join us today. 1.1444 0.04345 90 79 9 2
4135 Let's just give it another ten minutes to recede before we pick up and move everything. 1.1444 0.03726 90 77 13 0
4136 I guess global warming affects us after all. 1.1444 0.04623 90 80 7 3
4137 How many times must I tell you? Don't take your kidney pills just before high tide. 1.1444 0.04048 90 78 11 1
4138 You said you would take me to the beach, not bring the beach to me 1.1444 0.04345 90 79 9 2
4139 This isn’t the Alaskan coast of our honeymoon days. 1.1444 0.04048 90 78 11 1
4140 I TOLD YOU THE MUSEUM WAS A BETTER WAY TO GO. 1.1444 0.04623 90 80 7 3
4141 I told you: cup half full or cup half empty - it's attitude that counts and nothing else... 1.1398 0.03615 93 80 13 0
4142 Is this high tide or low tide? 1.1395 0.04427 86 76 8 2
4143 This is nice. 1.1395 0.04427 86 76 8 2
4144 is this what they mean by “global warning?” 1.1395 0.04106 86 75 10 1
4145 I told you I wanted to vacation at the mountains. 1.1395 0.04427 86 76 8 2
4146 Did you think it’s time to call Pence? 1.1395 0.04106 86 75 10 1
4147 ' Where's our scuba gear when you need. it." 1.1395 0.04427 86 76 8 2
4148 And we were ambivalent about a mountain retreat, just think of what that beach house looks like now! 1.1395 0.03758 86 74 12 0
4149 I changed my mind about walking back to the bathroom. 1.1395 0.04106 86 75 10 1
4150 Last time we use points for an all inclusive 1.1395 0.04106 86 75 10 1
4151 Are you still sticking with your“No Global Warming” position? 1.1395 0.04106 86 75 10 1
4152 I told you we should have worn water wings! 1.1395 0.03758 86 74 12 0
4153 Grab your can, 1.1395 0.04106 86 75 10 1
4154 You were right, Joe - this is the closest spot to the restroom AND the water. 1.1395 0.03758 86 74 12 0
4155 This whole 'Bay of Fundy' thing was your idea. 1.1379 0.03718 87 75 12 0
4156 Enjoy before the tide goes out. 1.1379 0.03718 87 75 12 0
4157 Nature's also saved us all from your undersized speedo. 1.1379 0.04379 87 77 8 2
4158 How do you like the Bay of Fundy so far? 1.1379 0.04062 87 76 10 1
4159 With the record temperatures, it actually evens out. 1.1379 0.04062 87 76 10 1
4160 Climate change is real but I'm pretty sure this is just high tide. 1.1379 0.04062 87 76 10 1
4161 I told you the mortgage was underwater. 1.1379 0.04674 87 78 6 3
4162 You still can't convince me climate change is real. 1.1379 0.04062 87 76 10 1
4163 I'm pretty sure this global warming thing is just a fad. 1.1379 0.03718 87 75 12 0
4164 I told you we didn't need the hats. 1.1379 0.04674 87 78 6 3
4165 97 percent of scientists saw this coming, and you think it's some kind of joke. 1.1379 0.04062 87 76 10 1
4166 You had to buy beach front property in California. 1.1379 0.04062 87 76 10 1
4167 If global warming is so real, then why are my toes so cold? 1.1379 0.03718 87 75 12 0
4168 If those blasted kids don't dig us out of this hole soon..." 1.1379 0.04379 87 77 8 2
4169 I thought that you checked the tide table! 1.1379 0.04062 87 76 10 1
4170 So, can we both agree, your SPECIAL spot, is not? 1.1379 0.04379 87 77 8 2
4171 This sand isn't that quick 1.1379 0.04062 87 76 10 1
4172 Or we could choose to celebrate the kids’ creative reconnection with mommy and daddy. 1.1379 0.04062 87 76 10 1
4173 Tell me again about that fabulous vacation we won from a scratch card." 1.1379 0.04379 87 77 8 2
4174 Neptune? Poseidon? I'm not sure who, but SOMEONE will answer for this profound display of disrespect! I'm an Amazon Preferred Customer!" 1.1379 0.04062 87 76 10 1
4175 The whole world is an infinity pool now. I’ll 1.1379 0.03718 87 75 12 0
4176 While you're up, dear, please pass the beer. 1.1379 0.03718 87 75 12 0
4177 A rising tide floats most boats 1.1358 0.03830 81 70 11 0
4178 THE TIDE MUST HAVE COME IN !! 1.1358 0.03830 81 70 11 0
4179 We'll save on sunscreen 1.1325 0.04461 83 74 7 2
4180 Yes, Miami is nice this time of year 1.1325 0.03744 83 72 11 0
4181 Do you think this could be Global Warming? 1.1325 0.04779 83 75 5 3
4182 Brrr...... 1.1325 0.04779 83 75 5 3
4183 Lotion. 1.1325 0.03744 83 72 11 0
4184 I keep telling you, climate change and sea level rise don’t exist. 1.1325 0.04779 83 75 5 3
4185 I'm sick to death of hearing about 'climate change.' 1.1325 0.04118 83 73 9 1
4186 NO, not global warming. My back yard just gets like this occasionally. 1.1325 0.04779 83 75 5 3
4187 So, whaddya think about this global warming thing? 1.1325 0.04118 83 73 9 1
4188 Dolores, my stance on climate change remains UNCHANGED! 1.1325 0.04118 83 73 9 1
4189 Our WHETHER-Escape 1.1325 0.03744 83 72 11 0
4190 Now do you understand the gravity of the situation? 1.1325 0.04118 83 73 9 1
4191 No it's not global warming. It's the tide. We should still get out. 1.1325 0.04461 83 74 7 2
4192 When you said we were going out in suits, this isn't quite what I imagined. 1.1325 0.04118 83 73 9 1
4193 Yes, I already know what you think of Al Gore's half-baked ideas. 1.1325 0.03744 83 72 11 0
4194 'Is it too early for a drink?' 1.1325 0.04461 83 74 7 2
4195 Not what I had in mind when I suggested a beach vacation. 1.1325 0.03744 83 72 11 0
4196 This relationship isn't working for me, we're just getting our feet wet. 1.1325 0.04461 83 74 7 2
4197 You go first. 1.1325 0.04118 83 73 9 1
4198 the holidays cannot be as they were: how are we to say we go to the seaside if there is no side to this sea? 1.1325 0.04118 83 73 9 1
4199 This is not what I was expecting by "waterfront views". 1.1325 0.03744 83 72 11 0
4200 Do you still deny climate change? 1.1325 0.04461 83 74 7 2
4201 The humidity in Florida is really something. 1.1325 0.04461 83 74 7 2
4202 Noah, dear, I think maybe we left it a little late to get started on that Ark. 1.1325 0.04118 83 73 9 1
4203 We're sticking with "climate scientists are all wrong," right? 1.1325 0.04118 83 73 9 1
4204 Did the water just get warmer? 1.1325 0.03744 83 72 11 0
4205 I told you to go before we left. 1.1325 0.04461 83 74 7 2
4206 You can't hide your back tattoo forever. 1.1325 0.04118 83 73 9 1
4207 Flo and Ralph, sitting in their backyard, insist that rising waters due to global warming is just a hoax. 1.1325 0.04118 83 73 9 1
4208 Now do you believe Al Gore? 1.1325 0.03744 83 72 11 0
4209 You did turn off the kitchen tap, didn't you, dearest? 1.1325 0.04461 83 74 7 2
4210 Dang it, Karyn. I left the Doritos in the car. 1.1325 0.04461 83 74 7 2
4211 Adaptacation in Port-a-Manteau 1.1325 0.03744 83 72 11 0
4212 We'll save on sunscreen lotion... 1.1325 0.04461 83 74 7 2
4213 This is not the global warming of our youth. 1.1325 0.03744 83 72 11 0
4214 I guess the hurricane wasn't a joke 1.1325 0.04118 83 73 9 1
4215 Are we ever planning on leaving? 1.1325 0.04118 83 73 9 1
4216 Way to go, Canute. 1.1325 0.04118 83 73 9 1
4217 I’ve really had it up to here with this summer’s humidity 1.1325 0.04461 83 74 7 2
4218 Harald, you’re god damn geographer. 1.1325 0.04118 83 73 9 1
4219 What a Fundy we're having. 1.1325 0.04779 83 75 5 3
4220 I told you we should buy in Little Havana. 1.1325 0.04118 83 73 9 1
4221 I understand Morty, but when exactly does it become low tide? 1.1325 0.04118 83 73 9 1
4222 At least you can't see that I'm not wearing shorts. 1.1325 0.03744 83 72 11 0
4223 I think you may have mis-read the tide charts. 1.1325 0.04461 83 74 7 2
4224 I told you there was another hole in your beer can. 1.1325 0.04118 83 73 9 1
4225 This is the worst Chinese hoax yet. 1.1325 0.04118 83 73 9 1
4226 Have you heard? Antarctica is GAINING ice. 1.1325 0.03744 83 72 11 0
4227 We asked to the band “Ebb Tide”, they told us to sit and wait 1.1325 0.03744 83 72 11 0
4228 Great, great, let’s sunbake. You sweat more than anyone Ive ever known. 1.1325 0.04461 83 74 7 2
4229 At least now the water comes to us. 1.1325 0.04118 83 73 9 1
4230 We're simply drowning in happiness! 1.1325 0.04118 83 73 9 1
4231 It's just not like when the beach was here. 1.1325 0.04461 83 74 7 2
4232 Thank God, there’s no such thing as climate change 1.1325 0.04118 83 73 9 1
4233 And here I thought Nebraska would be safe 1.1325 0.03744 83 72 11 0
4234 I hope Elon figures it out soon. 1.1325 0.04461 83 74 7 2
4235 I find the drinks a little watery here. 1.1325 0.04461 83 74 7 2
4236 Global Warming’s latest billboard 1.1325 0.04461 83 74 7 2
4237 Only you would think La Brea means beach, Frank. 1.1325 0.04118 83 73 9 1
4238 "AND the hotel pool has a bar!" 1.1325 0.04118 83 73 9 1
4239 Oh, did I mention that I don't believe in global warming? 1.1325 0.04118 83 73 9 1
4240 Must be the Russians watering down the beer. 1.1325 0.03744 83 72 11 0
4241 So...while this might not fix everything, perhaps there is a silver lining to global warming: the beach is all ours. 1.1325 0.03744 83 72 11 0
4242 This “draining the swamp” thing doesn’t seem to working too well. 1.1325 0.04461 83 74 7 2
4243 I told you - life is a beach. We’re all just drowning in the surf. 1.1325 0.04118 83 73 9 1
4244 Maybe there is something to this sea-rise thing. 1.1325 0.03744 83 72 11 0
4245 OK, you are right, there is sea level rise. 1.1325 0.04118 83 73 9 1
4246 I thought we had until the day AFTER tomorrow... 1.1325 0.04118 83 73 9 1
4247 On the positive side, I hear they're now growing winter wheat in Antarctica. 1.1325 0.04118 83 73 9 1
4248 Sigh...I was really looking forward to building a sand castle. 1.1325 0.04461 83 74 7 2
4249 It's hard to believe but, at this time last year, this was high tide. 1.1325 0.03744 83 72 11 0
4250 I thought you meant Venice, Florida.” 1.1325 0.04118 83 73 9 1
4251 I guess retiring to Florida’s just not what it used to be. 1.1325 0.04461 83 74 7 2
4252 The Snaper sounded good. Why is it taking so long ? 1.1325 0.04118 83 73 9 1
4253 Where do we keep the toaster now,darling? 1.1325 0.03744 83 72 11 0
4254 High tide just ain’t what it used to be. 1.1325 0.03744 83 72 11 0
4255 You say global warming, I say weather. 1.1325 0.04118 83 73 9 1
4256 You always have to claim the best spot before everyone else 1.1325 0.04461 83 74 7 2
4257 It's very hard to call rising sea levels "Fake News". 1.1325 0.03744 83 72 11 0
4258 Global warming is a myth-yeah, right. 1.1325 0.04461 83 74 7 2
4259 I thought it was gonna be a "neap" tide. 1.1325 0.04118 83 73 9 1
4260 I don't remember the tide being this high on our honeymoon. 1.1325 0.04118 83 73 9 1
4261 This should tide us over for a little while 1.1325 0.04118 83 73 9 1
4262 This'll show them. We Americans ain't afraid of climate change. -Tom Potte 1.1325 0.04118 83 73 9 1
4263 At" vs. "In", grammar has never been your strong suit has it Harold 1.1325 0.04461 83 74 7 2
4264 Is the water safe to drink here? 1.1325 0.04118 83 73 9 1
4265 You assured me they would drain the swamp 1.1325 0.04118 83 73 9 1
4266 Gee, I guess the global warming is happening faster than I thought. 1.1325 0.04118 83 73 9 1
4267 In retrospect, you should have recycled your can. 1.1325 0.04118 83 73 9 1
4268 I guess global warming wasn't fake news after all. 1.1325 0.04779 83 75 5 3
4269 There's never a good time for bad news, but the house is underwater too. 1.1325 0.04118 83 73 9 1
4270 We'll, at least now our feet are shaded. 1.1325 0.04118 83 73 9 1
4271 Just wait for low tide. 1.1325 0.04118 83 73 9 1
4272 I don’t care if there are sharks in the water, we’re going to enjoy this vacation. 1.1325 0.04118 83 73 9 1
4273 You believed him when he said, "A rising tide lifts all"? 1.1325 0.03744 83 72 11 0
4274 I just don't like people looking at my ankles. 1.1325 0.04118 83 73 9 1
4275 Yip, the effects of global warming are definitely more noticeable this summer! 1.1325 0.04118 83 73 9 1
4276 Lonzo dear, would you please rub some more sunscreen on my back? 1.1325 0.04118 83 73 9 1
4277 So, this is high tide. 1.1325 0.04118 83 73 9 1
4278 No, dear, I'm sure I would have felt something by now. 1.1325 0.04118 83 73 9 1
4279 The Ozone Lair: A theme park by Al Gore 1.1325 0.04118 83 73 9 1
4280 The toilet must be running. 1.1325 0.04461 83 74 7 2
4281 Do not move. This is just a fast tide. Climate change is a fake new of The New Yorker. 1.1325 0.04461 83 74 7 2
4282 Didn't expect the beach to be so muggy. 1.1325 0.04118 83 73 9 1
4283 High time to upend the umbrella. 1.1325 0.04461 83 74 7 2
4284 Climate Change is making everywhere seem a lot like Ireland 1.1325 0.03744 83 72 11 0
4285 Sure you told the GPS "Duck Lake"? 1.1325 0.04461 83 74 7 2
4286 On the bright side, it’s a sea view. 1.1325 0.04461 83 74 7 2
4287 I told you Scott that there was something to this global warming thing. 1.1325 0.04461 83 74 7 2
4288 Global warming lets us put beach rights in our real estate ad. 1.1325 0.04779 83 75 5 3
4289 What if it isn't a Chinese hoax? 1.1325 0.04461 83 74 7 2
4290 That's not what I meant when I said we should go. 1.1325 0.04461 83 74 7 2
4291 This neighborhood has changed. 1.1325 0.04118 83 73 9 1
4292 You're right. We definitely didn't need to ask for directions. 1.1325 0.04118 83 73 9 1
4293 Well at least it 1.1325 0.04118 83 73 9 1
4294 Do we have a permit for this? 1.1325 0.04461 83 74 7 2
4295 I'd like to add you to my LinkedIn network 1.1325 0.03744 83 72 11 0
4296 Left the water running again? 1.1325 0.04118 83 73 9 1
4297 I said. Let's go sunbathing ... not sand-bathing!" 1.1325 0.04118 83 73 9 1
4298 When I said "as close to the water as possible" I didn't mean this! 1.1325 0.04118 83 73 9 1
4299 Is that what they call a "tsunami"? 1.1325 0.04118 83 73 9 1
4300 Well I guess this is what the package promised: simultaneous sun, sand and sea! 1.1325 0.04779 83 75 5 3
4301 Did you mow the lawn this week? 1.1325 0.04461 83 74 7 2
4302 For goodness’ sake, put on a shirt. 1.1325 0.04118 83 73 9 1
4303 Does this global warming make my arms look fat? 1.1325 0.04118 83 73 9 1
4304 I guess the kids weren’t using their booster seats. 1.1325 0.04118 83 73 9 1
4305 So, this is high tide, right? 1.1325 0.03744 83 72 11 0
4306 Your brother mentioned something about a laundry detergent, Tide, I believe it was. 1.1325 0.04118 83 73 9 1
4307 Global warming is fake news. 1.1325 0.04118 83 73 9 1
4308 Weather reports. Smeather reports. Hand me the water wings! 1.1325 0.04461 83 74 7 2
4309 So, do you want to watch the sunset before we leave? 1.1325 0.04461 83 74 7 2
4310 So great job on the 'I've got a plan for global warming,' Mr. Financial Planner, Extraordinaire... 1.1325 0.04118 83 73 9 1
4311 I thought that travel agent seemed a little fishy. 1.1325 0.04461 83 74 7 2
4312 If Barb and Tom were going to drown in debt, they were gonna do it in style. With sunshine. And a beer. 1.1325 0.04461 83 74 7 2
4313 Look at the bright side, it's less crowded than 30 years ago. 1.1325 0.04118 83 73 9 1
4314 I know it was a tide chart, but you still should have stopped to ask for directions. 1.1325 0.04118 83 73 9 1
4315 I’m still not talking! 1.1325 0.04461 83 74 7 2
4316 I can feel it getting warmer, y'know. 1.1325 0.04118 83 73 9 1
4317 The underseas adventures of Julie and Verne. 1.1325 0.04461 83 74 7 2
4318 On the bright side, we wont get a cavity search 1.1325 0.04461 83 74 7 2
4319 This seemed like a great spot... at low tide. 1.1325 0.03744 83 72 11 0
4320 Well they did say high humidity for the next few days. 1.1325 0.04118 83 73 9 1
4321 So much for our lemonade stand... 1.1325 0.04461 83 74 7 2
4322 Is it high tide yet? 1.1325 0.04118 83 73 9 1
4323 It's REALLY humid today. 1.1325 0.04461 83 74 7 2
4324 Did you forget to turn the sprinkler off? 1.1325 0.04118 83 73 9 1
4325 At least now we can see when the kids can play with the sharks... 1.1325 0.04461 83 74 7 2
4326 Now do you believe that global warming is melting the ice caps? 1.1325 0.04118 83 73 9 1
4327 Tell me again what's wrong with moving our stuff to higher ground. 1.1325 0.04118 83 73 9 1
4328 Higher than the tide. 1.1325 0.04118 83 73 9 1
4329 Everything in moderation 1.1325 0.04118 83 73 9 1
4330 Don’t platform Nazis. 1.1325 0.03744 83 72 11 0
4331 That's it Phil, the next vacation you have to take your Depends with you. 1.1325 0.04461 83 74 7 2
4332 Well, you said you want to be close to the surf! 1.1325 0.04461 83 74 7 2
4333 So, Canute, why must you keep showing you can't do it? 1.1325 0.04118 83 73 9 1
4334 At least we gained a sea view. 1.1325 0.03744 83 72 11 0
4335 Global warming skeptics on vacation. 1.1325 0.03744 83 72 11 0
4336 Did the swamp not drain or is global warming not Fake News? 1.1325 0.03744 83 72 11 0
4337 I think it's time to reapply sunscreen... 1.1325 0.04118 83 73 9 1
4338 Just admit you're wrong about global warming. 1.1325 0.04118 83 73 9 1
4339 Honey, i thought you said global warming doesn't exist. 1.1325 0.03744 83 72 11 0
4340 Normally I'd be saying there's a hint of fall in the air. But things seem different now. 1.1325 0.03744 83 72 11 0
4341 Who moved my shore? 1.1325 0.04461 83 74 7 2
4342 The one time we forget our floaties. 1.1325 0.03744 83 72 11 0
4343 This Chinese Hoax is ruining our vacation. 1.1325 0.04118 83 73 9 1
4344 Now I know what is meant by mean high tide line. 1.1325 0.04118 83 73 9 1
4345 Yes honey, the ad did say it was a birds eye view.... 1.1325 0.03744 83 72 11 0
4346 Are we going to be the "catch of the day?" 1.1325 0.04461 83 74 7 2
4347 Do you feel something? 1.1325 0.04118 83 73 9 1
4348 I thought the blue wave wasn’t coming till November. 1.1325 0.04118 83 73 9 1
4349 At least next year we won't have to bother with the umbrella. 1.1325 0.04118 83 73 9 1
4350 Funny, our Alaska travel brochure didn't mention the effects of Global Warming. 1.1325 0.03744 83 72 11 0
4351 Honey, do you think this is what that Mr. Gore was talking about? 1.1325 0.04461 83 74 7 2
4352 I told you to pay attention to Elizabeth Kolbert. 1.1325 0.04461 83 74 7 2
4353 We did say we wanted to wade in the water. 1.1325 0.04461 83 74 7 2
4354 On the other hand, I thought you were talking about Tide the detergent. 1.1325 0.04779 83 75 5 3
4355 Fast Tides at Beachfront High. 1.1325 0.03744 83 72 11 0
4356 So much for reliving our honeymoon. 1.1325 0.04118 83 73 9 1
4357 Future Prediction: Low tide at Miami beach 1.1325 0.04118 83 73 9 1
4358 And you did not believe in global warming 1.1325 0.04118 83 73 9 1
4359 We always wanted beachfront property! 1.1325 0.04118 83 73 9 1
4360 Stay right there George. We are not moving until the tide goes out. 1.1325 0.03744 83 72 11 0
4361 You still sure about the tide table? 1.1325 0.04461 83 74 7 2
4362 Well, Jerry, with global warming, life is no longer a beach...it's a tide pool. 1.1325 0.04461 83 74 7 2
4363 Man, that was some piss. 1.1325 0.04461 83 74 7 2
4364 Strange. There's no lifeguard here. 1.1325 0.04118 83 73 9 1
4365 Oceanfront property in Albany, you said. Cheap, tax free, you said. 1.1325 0.03744 83 72 11 0
4366 Global warming? This water is very cold. 1.1325 0.04118 83 73 9 1
4367 No such thing. Need to stick to part line even if it kills us. 1.1325 0.04118 83 73 9 1
4368 Well the realtor did say the den had a wet bar 1.1325 0.04118 83 73 9 1
4369 Global cooling. 1.1325 0.04461 83 74 7 2
4370 Was today your team's turn to pump the sea-water out of the city? 1.1325 0.03744 83 72 11 0
4371 I told you to leave the sprinklers alone 1.1325 0.04461 83 74 7 2
4372 Maybe what they say about global warming isn't false news. 1.1325 0.03744 83 72 11 0
4373 See honey? Global warming isn't all that bad. 1.1325 0.04118 83 73 9 1
4374 No, I didn't read the article about the polar ice caps. 1.1325 0.04118 83 73 9 1
4375 This is not human kick-started climate change. Pass the sunscreen. 1.1310 0.04410 84 75 7 2
4376 Honey, could you go check and see if I left the oven on? 1.1310 0.04724 84 76 5 3
4377 Well, I guess my glass of Chardonnay lacks the buoyancy of your beer. 1.1310 0.03703 84 73 11 0
4378 Looks like we don't have to get up to swim! 1.1250 0.04124 80 71 8 1
4379 Well we tried 1.1250 0.04831 80 73 4 3
4380 But I am holding on! I’m gonna be your number one. 1.1250 0.04492 80 72 6 2
4381 Happy Christmas dear.. 1.1250 0.04124 80 71 8 1
4382 First the house, now the beach. 1.1250 0.04124 80 71 8 1
4383 No you cannot. Go to the locker room 1.1250 0.04124 80 71 8 1
4384 See, we won't have a bonfire here. 1.1250 0.03721 80 70 10 0
4385 Are we drowning? 1.1250 0.04124 80 71 8 1
4386 Sea level rise sure came faster than I thought it would. 1.1250 0.04124 80 71 8 1
4387 Al..enuf about global warming dahling please just save the beer... 1.1250 0.04124 80 71 8 1
4388 So THIS is a Mojito! 1.1250 0.04492 80 72 6 2
4389 What did you mean the tide isn’t coming until in? 1.1250 0.04492 80 72 6 2
4390 Climate change: there's no "I" in denial. 1.1250 0.04124 80 71 8 1
4391 I said it was high time for a beach day. Not high tide. 1.1250 0.03721 80 70 10 0
4392 So that's where the parking lot is. 1.1250 0.03721 80 70 10 0
4393 Who knew high noon also meant high tide? 1.1250 0.04124 80 71 8 1
4394 For the hundredth time, Jim - 'sunny with a high of 80' is all it said! 1.1250 0.03721 80 70 10 0
4395 Are you still planning to play golf today? Your determination will be fully put to test if hell also plays a visit. 1.1250 0.04124 80 71 8 1
4396 Is the tide ebbing or flowing? 1.1250 0.04124 80 71 8 1
4397 Our mortgage is under water, our beach is under water. Thanks Trumpf 1.1250 0.04492 80 72 6 2
4398 TIME AND TIDE WAIT FOR NO MAN ( OR WOMAN ).... 1.1250 0.04492 80 72 6 2
4399 Dear! I told you global warming would come to the Hamptons but you wouldn't believe me. 1.1250 0.04492 80 72 6 2
4400 Does Russia seem a bit further this summer? 1.1250 0.04124 80 71 8 1
4401 You wouldn't happen to have your cell phone handy? 1.1250 0.04124 80 71 8 1
4402 I couldn’t understand why the sign at the entrance said for me to tell my laundry detergent hello. Now I know “High Tide” means something else! 1.1250 0.04124 80 71 8 1
4403 I hereby grant you permission to fat-shame my brother. 1.1250 0.04124 80 71 8 1
4404 You always said you didn't like swimming so maybe this is a good compromise for you. 1.1250 0.04124 80 71 8 1
4405 Ready to admit I was wrong about the hoax when you are.. 1.1250 0.03721 80 70 10 0
4406 Our exclusive beachfront villa is still divine, although climate change may have made it a tad closer to the water. 1.1250 0.03721 80 70 10 0
4407 Climate Change? I believe Donald J Trump! 1.1250 0.04492 80 72 6 2
4408 No, things getting sweeter with age, not wetter, but nice try. 1.1250 0.04124 80 71 8 1
4409 I told you to get the flood insurance 1.1250 0.04492 80 72 6 2
4410 Luckily ,i brought just enough sun screen. 1.1250 0.04124 80 71 8 1
4411 Honey, I think we bought a bit too much sunscreen. 1.1250 0.04124 80 71 8 1
4412 Jaws would probably enjoy the view. 1.1250 0.04124 80 71 8 1
4413 Uh, can you pass me that bottle? I collect them. 1.1250 0.04492 80 72 6 2
4414 Hmm, the UV index is a bit high today. 1.1250 0.03721 80 70 10 0
4415 Need some more SPF 490? 1.1250 0.04124 80 71 8 1
4416 Can't we just watch "Jaws" in a theater like everyone else? 1.1250 0.04124 80 71 8 1
4417 Is this what they mean by climate change? 1.1250 0.04492 80 72 6 2
4418 That must be a fish because my mouth is up here. 1.1250 0.03721 80 70 10 0
4419 Oh, you’re talking about the umbrella. Yes, Carl, it’s doing a great job. 1.1250 0.03721 80 70 10 0
4420 It read 1:00 AM, not PM for low. 1.1250 0.03721 80 70 10 0
4421 I remember when this was all parking lot. 1.1250 0.03721 80 70 10 0
4422 Okay global warming might have been real news. 1.1250 0.03721 80 70 10 0
4423 Bob is always right. 1.1250 0.04492 80 72 6 2
4424 Thanks to global warming, Fred and Agnes of Nuuk, Greenland never had to look beyond their own backyard for their beach holidays. 1.1250 0.03721 80 70 10 0
4425 Second honeymoon. 1.1250 0.04124 80 71 8 1
4426 I was told the swamp would be drained. 1.1250 0.04492 80 72 6 2
4427 Yes honey, I think you did over fill the swimming pool 1.1250 0.04124 80 71 8 1
4428 Be a darling, Bob, and go under to the fridge and get me my smoothie. 1.1250 0.03721 80 70 10 0
4429 Soaking in the climate apocalypse... Alas, our fine port, a bobbing... 1.1250 0.04124 80 71 8 1
4430 Well, it's ALMOST like a pool. 1.1250 0.04492 80 72 6 2
4431 Climate change has its advantage on a summer's rainy day 1.1250 0.04492 80 72 6 2
4432 I’m not surprised your beer’s lukewarm. I’ll bet the nachos will be soggy, too. 1.1250 0.04124 80 71 8 1
4433 I was worried it might rain. 1.1250 0.04124 80 71 8 1
4434 Climate change is a hoax, climate change is a hoax, climate change is a hoax, climate change is a....... 1.1250 0.04124 80 71 8 1
4435 Does time seem to be going by faster to you? 1.1250 0.04124 80 71 8 1
4436 I think I'm burning. 1.1250 0.04831 80 73 4 3
4437 A vacation with not-so-good tidings 1.1250 0.04124 80 71 8 1
4438 I told we should have just binge-watched Ozark. 1.1250 0.03721 80 70 10 0
4439 Damn....Mo Brooks was right! 1.1250 0.04124 80 71 8 1
4440 Is this Chillwave? 1.1250 0.03721 80 70 10 0
4441 Ebb tide is sure taking its time. 1.1250 0.03721 80 70 10 0
4442 Fred, you always do things half way. 1.1250 0.04124 80 71 8 1
4443 This better be high tide, Mr. E-Vacation cheapskate! 1.1250 0.03721 80 70 10 0
4444 Soaking in the Sun" 1.1250 0.03721 80 70 10 0
4445 This climate change thing is something else. 1.1250 0.04124 80 71 8 1
4446 Karl did warn us that the effects of global warming are even worse at high tide. 1.1250 0.04124 80 71 8 1
4447 Your “MAGA” hat leads me to believe that you aren’t buying my argument that global warming is to blame for the loss of your favorite bathing beach! 1.1250 0.04492 80 72 6 2
4448 Our cups runneth over! 1.1250 0.04124 80 71 8 1
4449 And I said one drain for a whole swamp? We might as well get comfortable. 1.1250 0.03721 80 70 10 0
4450 Is it going up or coming down? 1.1250 0.04124 80 71 8 1
4451 Once more - don't beach on the quicksand! 1.1250 0.04124 80 71 8 1
4452 Six inches they said. 1.1250 0.04124 80 71 8 1
4453 You wanted a privacy guarantee.” “Yes...but...winter, 3am, and high tide? 1.1250 0.04492 80 72 6 2
4454 At the very least, we have plenty of peace and quiet. 1.1250 0.03721 80 70 10 0
4455 What did the forecast say, again? 1.1250 0.04124 80 71 8 1
4456 With climate change, I'm even drowning on vacation. 1.1250 0.04124 80 71 8 1
4457 Now do you think we should ask for the check? 1.1250 0.04124 80 71 8 1
4458 Water we doing tomorrow? 1.1250 0.04124 80 71 8 1
4459 Um, Harry...is it too late to mention I can't swim? 1.1250 0.04492 80 72 6 2
4460 At least we still get to use the roof of the beach house. 1.1250 0.04124 80 71 8 1
4461 Your lunch is in the picnic basket next to your chair. 1.1250 0.03721 80 70 10 0
4462 I wonder if this one sank the titanic. 1.1250 0.04124 80 71 8 1
4463 It's not that I'm not enjoy it...I just thought when you said 'floating island' you meant dessert. 1.1250 0.04124 80 71 8 1
4464 How long until low tide? 1.1250 0.04124 80 71 8 1
4465 WEll, on the bright side, it is decidedly less crowded this year. 1.1250 0.04124 80 71 8 1
4466 OK, I’ll be the bigger person and get the beach bag out of the car. 1.1250 0.04124 80 71 8 1
4467 If you're planning on high-tide dining, make sure you reserve a spot on the sandbar! 1.1250 0.04124 80 71 8 1
4468 Um, George....? Are you feeling what I’m feeling..? 1.1250 0.04124 80 71 8 1
4469 No flies. No seagulls. No day-trippers. I love it when we've got the beach to ourselves. 1.1250 0.04124 80 71 8 1
4470 How do you think the kids are doing with their sand castle?” 1.1250 0.04124 80 71 8 1
4471 This has nothing to do with the election. 1.1250 0.04124 80 71 8 1
4472 Did you pee? 1.1250 0.04492 80 72 6 2
4473 Busman's Holiday for Robert Mueller. 1.1250 0.03721 80 70 10 0
4474 At least there aren’t any scooters. 1.1250 0.04124 80 71 8 1
4475 We should've listened to Jim Cantore! 1.1250 0.04492 80 72 6 2
4476 I liked this beach a lot better before global warming. 1.1250 0.03721 80 70 10 0
4477 George would it bother you terribly to consider relocating? 1.1250 0.03721 80 70 10 0
4478 High tide...Low tide... We are side by side. 1.1250 0.04492 80 72 6 2
4479 I'm sorry honey, I now see why you brought the directors chairs. 1.1250 0.03721 80 70 10 0
4480 Didn't I tell you to leave the cell phone in the car? 1.1250 0.04124 80 71 8 1
4481 Oh well, retirement is not what it’s cracked up to be. 1.1250 0.03721 80 70 10 0
4482 I guess the tide wasn't going out! 1.1250 0.03721 80 70 10 0
4483 Tied's up. 1.1250 0.04124 80 71 8 1
4484 I guess you didn't check the tide schedule. 1.1250 0.03721 80 70 10 0
4485 I sure am glad I let you plan this vacation... 1.1250 0.04492 80 72 6 2
4486 Next summer, let's go to the mountains. 1.1250 0.04492 80 72 6 2
4487 Honey that reminds me, have you transfer our credit card balances for this month. 1.1250 0.04124 80 71 8 1
4488 Should we panic now? 1.1250 0.03721 80 70 10 0
4489 Are you playing toesies with me or is that a shark? 1.1250 0.04124 80 71 8 1
4490 ...Side effects of Viagra might include nausea, diarrhea and an inability to tell if the beach your on has flooded..." 1.1250 0.04124 80 71 8 1
4491 So much for that rooftop view 1.1250 0.04124 80 71 8 1
4492 In a crisis we'd never bury our heads in the sand. 1.1250 0.03721 80 70 10 0
4493 The brochure said "great infinity pool" 1.1250 0.04492 80 72 6 2
4494 Remember when you said climate change was scam? 1.1250 0.04124 80 71 8 1
4495 We can go snorkeling next year. 1.1250 0.04124 80 71 8 1
4496 Dear, maybe it's time we ditch the coal furnace and start carpooling. 1.1250 0.04124 80 71 8 1
4497 And you promise the sunblock is waterproof? 1.1250 0.04492 80 72 6 2
4498 Go ahead and pee. No one will know. 1.1250 0.04124 80 71 8 1
4499 I can tell you this is not what I had in mind when we signed up for this Spanish immersion program! 1.1250 0.04124 80 71 8 1
4500 Patience, Daisy. It will take time to build a global warming protest movement in the Hamptons, green light or no green light. 1.1250 0.04124 80 71 8 1
4501 Honey, have you seen the remote? 1.1250 0.04492 80 72 6 2
4502 Do you still question “climate change”? 1.1250 0.04492 80 72 6 2
4503 Now just one more time, please tell me what is so very special about the tide coming in. 1.1250 0.03721 80 70 10 0
4504 Why is the water suddenly getting warmer? 1.1250 0.04124 80 71 8 1
4505 Sure glad I brought that extra towel. 1.1250 0.04124 80 71 8 1
4506 Do you think they suspect what we're doing? 1.1250 0.04124 80 71 8 1
4507 I thought they meant bottomless drinks 1.1250 0.04124 80 71 8 1
4508 How long were we napping before the tide came in? 1.1250 0.04124 80 71 8 1
4509 I read today that major airports are soon going to be in trouble also 1.1250 0.04492 80 72 6 2
4510 You're feet are cold. 1.1250 0.04124 80 71 8 1
4511 I guess technically it is lakeside view. 1.1250 0.04124 80 71 8 1
4512 I love winter in Arizona 1.1250 0.04124 80 71 8 1
4513 Maybe next time we should just ask for the window table? 1.1250 0.04831 80 73 4 3
4514 So, Is this the Blue Wave? 1.1250 0.04492 80 72 6 2
4515 You do know there are tide charts. 1.1250 0.04124 80 71 8 1
4516 Bodhi and Amara, Myrtle Beach, 2040 1.1250 0.04492 80 72 6 2
4517 We're not leaving until it's up to our necks. 1.1250 0.04124 80 71 8 1
4518 No, I said bucket. 1.1250 0.04492 80 72 6 2
4519 This water is up to something. 1.1250 0.04124 80 71 8 1
4520 I didn't realize that is what they meant by water-view room 1.1250 0.03721 80 70 10 0
4521 When the deluge of leaks meets the perfect tweet storm I wet myself. 1.1250 0.04124 80 71 8 1
4522 Damn your evil genius, I told you I was only ok with you blowing up the moon if it didn't negatively affect beach day 1.1250 0.03721 80 70 10 0
4523 You said Handel it?? 1.1250 0.04124 80 71 8 1
4524 We'll have to move up when the tide starts coming in. 1.1250 0.03721 80 70 10 0
4525 Time to reapply. 1.1250 0.04124 80 71 8 1
4526 Disneyworld's new interactive Global Warming Exhibit is serendipity. 1.1250 0.04124 80 71 8 1
4527 Maybe the polar ice caps aren't melting, but God has sent a flood to wipe out all the climate change deniers. 1.1250 0.04831 80 73 4 3
4528 The umbrella comes with its own anchor. 1.1250 0.04124 80 71 8 1
4529 I may have forgotten to turn off the dishwasher before we left. 1.1250 0.04492 80 72 6 2
4530 So Hi tide is more than a greeting. 1.1250 0.04492 80 72 6 2
4531 Maybe we should move back NOW? 1.1250 0.04124 80 71 8 1
4532 Ok, they're high, but not "high" high. 1.1250 0.04124 80 71 8 1
4533 I really thought that only referred to opinions 1.1250 0.03721 80 70 10 0
4534 Well, you wanted a home on the water 1.1250 0.04124 80 71 8 1
4535 I understand the cliche -- but we don't have a boat, dear. 1.1250 0.03721 80 70 10 0
4536 It must be 5 o'clock somewhere. 1.1250 0.04831 80 73 4 3
4537 I told you to check the freezer door. 1.1250 0.04492 80 72 6 2
4538 Where’d our cute little waiter go? 1.1250 0.03721 80 70 10 0
4539 Even so, I still love Houston. 1.1250 0.04492 80 72 6 2
4540 Do you remember where you buried Junior? 1.1250 0.04124 80 71 8 1
4541 Honey, when I said I wanted fresh Sashimi this is not exactly what I meant. 1.1250 0.04124 80 71 8 1
4542 I forgot to bring sunscreen. 1.1250 0.04124 80 71 8 1
4543 They say people used to sit on sandy beaches - this is much more refreshing. 1.1250 0.04124 80 71 8 1
4544 So Zac Brown, what you gonna worry about now? 1.1250 0.04124 80 71 8 1
4545 Honey, the tide is not just the name of a football team. 1.1250 0.03721 80 70 10 0
4546 Sea level rise helps us deal with global warming. 1.1250 0.03721 80 70 10 0
4547 Honey, let me know when the tide comes in. 1.1250 0.04124 80 71 8 1
4548 The new normal. 1.1250 0.04124 80 71 8 1
4549 I guess the monsoons came a little early this year. 1.1250 0.04124 80 71 8 1
4550 Don’t vote for Gore, you said. 1.1250 0.04124 80 71 8 1
4551 We were out of sunscreen! 1.1250 0.03721 80 70 10 0
4552 The therapist did say we're still afloat. 1.1250 0.04492 80 72 6 2
4553 Shouldn't have invited Bannon! 1.1250 0.04124 80 71 8 1
4554 In 2016, Steve Bannon played a critical role in electing the current President of the United States. On Election Night I wrote a piece for our website that this event represented “a tragedy for the American republic, a tragedy for the Constitution... 1.1250 0.03721 80 70 10 0
4555 Climate Change came early this year. 1.1250 0.04124 80 71 8 1
4556 I really hope this is *high* tide. 1.1250 0.04831 80 73 4 3
4557 Honey, don't you feel cold and hot?" 1.1250 0.04124 80 71 8 1
4558 Scien-tist....Schmi-in-tist! 1.1250 0.04831 80 73 4 3
4559 If you see an alligator,move. 1.1250 0.04124 80 71 8 1
4560 Is that your foot I feel? 1.1250 0.03721 80 70 10 0
4561 Waiting for the Sunset 1.1250 0.04492 80 72 6 2
4562 I can't see our house from here anymore. 1.1250 0.04124 80 71 8 1
4563 Global warming melting the ice caps? Perhaps, but I don’t feel any warmer. 1.1250 0.04124 80 71 8 1
4564 I see your mother went for a dip. 1.1250 0.04124 80 71 8 1
4565 Are you still denying global warming? This is Mile Long Beach. 1.1250 0.04831 80 73 4 3
4566 This was your idea about keeping cool? 1.1250 0.04124 80 71 8 1
4567 Lovely tidal wave. 1.1250 0.04124 80 71 8 1
4568 Let the sea take me Meredith, for I cannot bear this union a moment longer. 1.1250 0.03721 80 70 10 0
4569 That better be you playing footsie with me. 1.1250 0.04124 80 71 8 1
4570 Bob, this is one of your most refreshing idea in quite a while... 1.1250 0.04492 80 72 6 2
4571 Should we tempt fate and power through high tide? 1.1250 0.04124 80 71 8 1
4572 What was the travel agent's name? Ophelia? 1.1250 0.04492 80 72 6 2
4573 A Judy I thought this was the Rivera. Patrick McGuire Waldorf MD 1.1250 0.04492 80 72 6 2
4574 Please tell me you taught him to swim! 1.1250 0.04124 80 71 8 1
4575 Global Warming 1.1250 0.04124 80 71 8 1
4576 I told you the Fundy tides were high. This is not global warming - fake news. 1.1250 0.03721 80 70 10 0
4577 Wow. We really picked the wrong season for our Atlantis getaway. 1.1250 0.04124 80 71 8 1
4578 Coming down here at high tide to save our spot has its disadvantages. 1.1250 0.03721 80 70 10 0
4579 Don’t let that beer get away, Mortimer... 1.1250 0.04492 80 72 6 2
4580 I still say you couldn't have picked a better spot to propose 1.1250 0.04124 80 71 8 1
4581 Tell me again, how much we saved on that discount travel package. 1.1250 0.04124 80 71 8 1
4582 I to,d you we shouldn’t vacation in Puerto Rico! 1.1250 0.03721 80 70 10 0
4583 So, take the pix already. We're getting wet. 1.1250 0.04124 80 71 8 1
4584 The water's a little too warm, don't you think? 1.1250 0.04492 80 72 6 2
4585 I thought you said climate change with just a rumor. 1.1250 0.04124 80 71 8 1
4586 It’s a heatwave George. We have to be at the beach. Now be a dear and pass me that Diet Coke before it gets away. 1.1250 0.04124 80 71 8 1
4587 I admit that my sister was right about the sea level, but the awesome thing is that we no longer have to fight the traffic and the crowds. 1.1250 0.04124 80 71 8 1
4588 Well we did want to be close to the water 1.1250 0.04124 80 71 8 1
4589 Oh, I thought you said, 'Be sure to check the pie chart.' 1.1250 0.04124 80 71 8 1
4590 It doesn't feel as cold once you get used to it. 1.1250 0.04124 80 71 8 1
4591 That's not you nibbling on my toes, right? 1.1250 0.04124 80 71 8 1
4592 Did you put sunscreen on? 1.1250 0.04492 80 72 6 2
4593 We finally got it wet. 1.1250 0.03721 80 70 10 0
4594 I told you the reviews said it was moist. 1.1250 0.04124 80 71 8 1
4595 If the sea level really does continue to rise, we may want to reconsider bringing the cooler. 1.1250 0.03721 80 70 10 0
4596 The ebb tides are very sudden this year. 1.1250 0.04124 80 71 8 1
4597 I guess this is what it feels like to be tide down 1.1250 0.03721 80 70 10 0
4598 Let's stay until our marriage reaches its lowest ebb. 1.1250 0.04492 80 72 6 2
4599 This place is a real dump. 1.1250 0.04124 80 71 8 1
4600 Wouldn’t be easier if we just fill the bathtub? 1.1250 0.03721 80 70 10 0
4601 And you said “I don’t need a Travel Agent” “It will be just fine” 1.1250 0.03721 80 70 10 0
4602 High tide ain't what it used to be. 1.1250 0.03721 80 70 10 0
4603 My, the tide comes in rather quickly now a days! 1.1250 0.04124 80 71 8 1
4604 Albert, I told you it was nutzo to come to the spot where we first met 40 years ago, before global warming. 1.1250 0.03721 80 70 10 0
4605 Honey isn't this nice and refreshing? 1.1250 0.04124 80 71 8 1
4606 Dammit|why do we always fall asleep at high tide? 1.1250 0.03721 80 70 10 0
4607 Yelp reviews can’t fix this. 1.1250 0.04492 80 72 6 2
4608 The brochure said this is supposed to be fun 1.1250 0.03721 80 70 10 0
4609 Well, we won't have to to take the children to the beach again. 1.1250 0.04492 80 72 6 2
4610 We'd better enjoy this while we can, when "Global Cooling" happens this will be a glacier. 1.1250 0.04124 80 71 8 1
4611 If you really want my father to believe in global warming I should leave you to drown in here. 1.1250 0.04124 80 71 8 1
4612 Looks like the rainy season just ended... 1.1250 0.04124 80 71 8 1
4613 A little higher and the alligators will show up. 1.1250 0.04492 80 72 6 2
4614 global warming, amirite? 1.1250 0.04124 80 71 8 1
4615 Don't worry honey, our cell phone is in my cleavage right where it belongs. 1.1250 0.03721 80 70 10 0
4616 I thought you said this swamp was going to drain. 1.1250 0.04124 80 71 8 1
4617 This wasn’t what I had in mind when I suggested a quick sandwich. 1.1250 0.03721 80 70 10 0
4618 It did say beach front back yard 1.1250 0.04124 80 71 8 1
4619 At least the crowds are not as bad off season 1.1250 0.03721 80 70 10 0
4620 I’m sure the tide is going out. 1.1250 0.04124 80 71 8 1
4621 So apparently "Roll Tide" here in Alabama refers to more than just a football cheer. 1.1250 0.04124 80 71 8 1
4622 Good beer? 1.1250 0.04831 80 73 4 3
4623 I think the tide came in bro 1.1250 0.04124 80 71 8 1
4624 Just like you said, it's either sink or swim down here. 1.1250 0.04492 80 72 6 2
4625 You said it was a farce. Too bad you're not a fish. 1.1250 0.04124 80 71 8 1
4626 The tide is high, Blondie is back, it's the eighties again. 1.1250 0.04492 80 72 6 2
4627 This beachfront property was a good idea...30 years ago! 1.1250 0.04492 80 72 6 2
4628 Headline: Rainiest Summer on Record "Look on the bright side we didn't have to go to the Coast." 1.1250 0.04124 80 71 8 1
4629 Look at the bright side ... just think about how much we save in sunscreen lotion. 1.1250 0.04492 80 72 6 2
4630 Must have been a lot of rock throwing last night 1.1250 0.03721 80 70 10 0
4631 Got it, not worried about global warming. How about the playground for young great white sharks articles? 1.1250 0.04124 80 71 8 1
4632 NOW are you ready to talk about climate change!? 1.1250 0.04124 80 71 8 1
4633 Would you please pass the Grey Poupon. 1.1250 0.04831 80 73 4 3
4634 I'm not the kinda girl who gives up just like that . . . oh, nooo-oh-oh-oh! 1.1250 0.04124 80 71 8 1
4635 This was the only way no one would set up near us. 1.1250 0.04124 80 71 8 1
4636 Can our kids swim? 1.1250 0.04124 80 71 8 1
4637 The brochure did say they have really high tide changes. 1.1250 0.04124 80 71 8 1
4638 Two drips in a pond. 1.1250 0.04492 80 72 6 2
4639 Honey, grab that beer can. We must do everything we can to prevent global warming! 1.1235 0.04076 81 72 8 1
4640 I wonder how high the tide is going to be today it was as tall as you yesterday maybe it will be as tall as me today 1.1235 0.03678 81 71 10 0
4641 I'm not wearing any swimming trunks. 1.1235 0.04076 81 72 8 1
4642 I'm sure of it: Zebras, giraffes, elephants. What the fuck? 1.1235 0.04076 81 72 8 1
4643 Does our insurance cover the car? I think its that's it floating off in the distance. 1.1235 0.04076 81 72 8 1
4644 I thought you checked the tide chart. 1.1235 0.04076 81 72 8 1
4645 Well, at least the water's warmer, too. 1.1235 0.04076 81 72 8 1
4646 Well, I'm pretty sure I found the crab you ordered but my cell phone appears to be gone. 1.1235 0.04438 81 73 6 2
4647 Maybe we’ll see a polar bear swim by... 1.1220 0.03636 82 72 10 0
4648 If it's a hoax, they are taking it too far. 1.1212 0.05071 66 60 4 2
4649 The waters seems warmer than last year 1.1212 0.04588 66 59 6 1
4650 Madge, global warming is not all bad, we bought this ocean front property in Phornix for just a song. 1.1169 0.04519 77 70 5 2
4651 Let's sell the beach front and buy a mountain retreat. 1.1169 0.03685 77 68 9 0
4652 Recommended by Goop, honey. 1.1169 0.04123 77 69 7 1
4653 I thought you said high tide would be at 11PM._Jo Mele, Moraga, CA 1.1169 0.03685 77 68 9 0
4654 Yes, we definitely have our ins and outs.... but.....at the moment 1.1169 0.04123 77 69 7 1
4655 Where’d everybody go ?? 1.1169 0.04123 77 69 7 1
4656 So this climate change? 1.1169 0.04123 77 69 7 1
4657 I hope that's you, tickling my toes. 1.1169 0.03685 77 68 9 0
4658 Tide's comin' in... 1.1169 0.04123 77 69 7 1
4659 You, at least, haven’t changed. Happy 30th, babe. 1.1169 0.04519 77 70 5 2
4660 Of course this is not how I remember it but I spent a lot time planing this weekend so stop your complaining and relax. 1.1169 0.04123 77 69 7 1
4661 It would appear that climate change is real! The sea levels ARE rising! 1.1169 0.03685 77 68 9 0
4662 Harrold, the umbrella does not look like a tit. Your the tit. I hate this vacation. 1.1169 0.04519 77 70 5 2
4663 Bupkis! 1.1169 0.04123 77 69 7 1
4664 Which playlist should we use for this? 1.1169 0.04123 77 69 7 1
4665 Tide or no tide, I feel like going home. 1.1169 0.04123 77 69 7 1
4666 Wow, swift tide! 1.1169 0.04882 77 71 3 3
4667 Ralph, that funny feeling at your crotch. Is it half-empty or half full? 1.1169 0.04519 77 70 5 2
4668 So what time is low tide? 1.1169 0.04123 77 69 7 1
4669 I told you Palm Springs is no place for mermaids to vacation. I'm just glad the 17th hole had a water hazard. 1.1169 0.04123 77 69 7 1
4670 I told you it was a bad idea to buy this beach property from the climate guy! 1.1169 0.03685 77 68 9 0
4671 I guess the economy is not the only thing under water. 1.1169 0.04123 77 69 7 1
4672 Well, at least global warming has diluted the toxic green algae. 1.1169 0.03685 77 68 9 0
4673 Is that a starfish on my leg or are you happy to see me? 1.1169 0.03685 77 68 9 0
4674 This whole dam trip is ruined. 1.1169 0.03685 77 68 9 0
4675 Look at those weirdos over there on the shore. 1.1169 0.03685 77 68 9 0
4676 So that's why your invite said a pool party while mine said beach party. 1.1169 0.03685 77 68 9 0
4677 Where’s my wallet? 1.1169 0.04123 77 69 7 1
4678 “CALM DOWN, let’s just GO WITH the flow, FRED.” 1.1169 0.04123 77 69 7 1
4679 What was it they said about high tide? 1.1169 0.04123 77 69 7 1
4680 Remind me when the tide comes in? 1.1169 0.04123 77 69 7 1
4681 Well,it used to be a beach before climate change! 1.1169 0.04123 77 69 7 1
4682 I think it's time to reapply sunblock. 1.1169 0.03685 77 68 9 0
4683 I sure was right to imbed the table and chairs in a concrete slab. 1.1169 0.03685 77 68 9 0
4684 We're so lucky not to have to worry about mega-fires. 1.1169 0.03685 77 68 9 0
4685 My phone's TIDAL app must have a bug! 1.1169 0.04123 77 69 7 1
4686 Why are we sitting here? You’re the one who wanted to come to a nude beach! 1.1169 0.04123 77 69 7 1
4687 Not getting up to pee - a definite benefit of global warming. 1.1169 0.04123 77 69 7 1
4688 ...this way we will save a fortune on sunscreen. 1.1169 0.04123 77 69 7 1
4689 Water we doing here again? 1.1169 0.04519 77 70 5 2
4690 I put on SPF 100, but I can still feel my fingers getting wrinkles. 1.1169 0.04123 77 69 7 1
4691 Are we getting consumed by our sea of worries or the actual sea? I can't tell anymore. 1.1169 0.04519 77 70 5 2
4692 it's global warming !! 1.1169 0.04123 77 69 7 1
4693 Next year we go to the lake. 1.1169 0.04123 77 69 7 1
4694 Your picnic couldn't have gone more swimmingly in Yellowstone or Yosemite. 1.1169 0.03685 77 68 9 0
4695 Yes, but think of the money we'll save on our SPF-40 lotion. 1.1169 0.03685 77 68 9 0
4696 I HAD to marry a mermaid... 1.1169 0.04123 77 69 7 1
4697 At least we finally have lakefront property. 1.1169 0.03685 77 68 9 0
4698 I’m glad you brought the umbrella dear. 1.1169 0.04519 77 70 5 2
4699 That was faster than they predicted... 1.1169 0.04123 77 69 7 1
4700 Sidney, next vacation I get to choose. 1.1169 0.04123 77 69 7 1
4701 I don't think this sunken living room concept works for me. 1.1169 0.04123 77 69 7 1
4702 Just think how much we're saving on sunscreen. 1.1169 0.04519 77 70 5 2
4703 We need to talk to the neighbors about how much they water their yard. 1.1169 0.03685 77 68 9 0
4704 Ronny, I love you always take me where the action is. 1.1169 0.03685 77 68 9 0
4705 He did say the spot would tide us over. 1.1169 0.03685 77 68 9 0
4706 There’s something fishy about this beach. 1.1169 0.04123 77 69 7 1
4707 That's not a fish! 1.1169 0.03685 77 68 9 0
4708 global warming you don't have move from the chair to cool off 1.1169 0.04519 77 70 5 2
4709 So much for your beach front property 1.1169 0.04123 77 69 7 1
4710 Therapist thinks this may curb my addiction to salted caramel ice cream. 1.1169 0.03685 77 68 9 0
4711 Ya know, I think I left the dive gear in the car. 1.1169 0.04519 77 70 5 2
4712 Did we really have to do research for this Beckett play? 1.1169 0.04519 77 70 5 2
4713 It's one way to cool off, I guess. 1.1169 0.03685 77 68 9 0
4714 Well, now we know why they named it Global Warming Beach........ 1.1169 0.03685 77 68 9 0
4715 I know Bannon’s a mover and shaker. But did he have to go on vacation with us? 1.1169 0.04123 77 69 7 1
4716 But you told me our boat had come in! 1.1169 0.04123 77 69 7 1
4717 Should call it HAWAII 5.0 1.1169 0.03685 77 68 9 0
4718 We should have brought the stilts. 1.1169 0.04123 77 69 7 1
4719 Which will it be—Sink or Swim? 1.1169 0.03685 77 68 9 0
4720 Unaware of the tsunami warning, Chris Christie takes full advantage of the closed beaches. 1.1169 0.04123 77 69 7 1
4721 Just keep chanting climate change is a hoax. 1.1169 0.03685 77 68 9 0
4722 Did you get the trip insurance?" "Shut up, Ted. 1.1169 0.04123 77 69 7 1
4723 Florida 2095 1.1169 0.04123 77 69 7 1
4724 C'mon honey,lets hear him out as to why he wants us to drown in his piss. To be honest,swimming in Steve Bannons piss isn't that bad! it's quite interesting his piss! It's dangerous piss but that doesn't mea we shouldn't check out his piss pool 1.1169 0.04519 77 70 5 2
4725 Can you get that for me dear? 1.1169 0.04519 77 70 5 2
4726 - What did you say? 1.1169 0.04123 77 69 7 1
4727 Next time I book a vacation online, I am clicking on ‘YES’ for ‘traveller’s insurance’ AND ‘ accepts climate change is real’. 1.1169 0.04123 77 69 7 1
4728 So I take it you didn't call the plumber 1.1169 0.03685 77 68 9 0
4729 I've always liked the view from our deck. 1.1169 0.04519 77 70 5 2
4730 High tide seems to be a lot higher than it use to be. 1.1169 0.03685 77 68 9 0
4731 I think we slept through the "recurring flood" tide. 1.1169 0.03685 77 68 9 0
4732 I think I understand now what they meant by "hurricane rate." 1.1169 0.04519 77 70 5 2
4733 this is not global warming. 1.1169 0.03685 77 68 9 0
4734 Tide comes in quickly here. 1.1169 0.04123 77 69 7 1
4735 I feel a sudden warm current. Could it be because of that beer can you emptied? 1.1169 0.04123 77 69 7 1
4736 What a vacation! And now look at those shark fins coming toward us! 1.1169 0.04123 77 69 7 1
4737 Are you sure it's ain't your leg? 1.1169 0.04123 77 69 7 1
4738 Alright Martha, I was wrong when I said There’s no such thing as global warming. 1.1169 0.03685 77 68 9 0
4739 Did you remember to take everything out of the main floor and put it upstairs? 1.1169 0.04123 77 69 7 1
4740 Roll Tide! 1.1169 0.04123 77 69 7 1
4741 Go spawn yourself. 1.1169 0.04123 77 69 7 1
4742 By the way, your mom died this morning. 1.1169 0.04123 77 69 7 1
4743 Darling, are you sure this was our favourite spot on the beach last year? 1.1081 0.03634 74 66 8 0
4744 No, I will not get you another beer right now. 1.1000 0.03612 70 63 7 0
4745 I’m thinking, could be a tsunami or just a very high tide.” 1.1000 0.03612 70 63 7 0
4746 Maybe there’s something to this climate change thingy after all. 1.1000 0.04145 70 64 5 1
4747 It said "beach umbrella", not "inflatable boat umbrella". 1.1000 0.03612 70 63 7 0
4748 nice freakin anniversary, jerry. see if i let you put it in my butt tonight, why dontcha 1.1000 0.04145 70 64 5 1
4749 ...its really the humidity that gets ya. 1.1000 0.04618 70 65 3 2
4750 Half in, half out. The joys of global warming. 1.1000 0.04145 70 64 5 1
4751 Did you forget to turn off the sink again? 1.1000 0.03612 70 63 7 0
4752 We Levy's miss one levee levy, and this!" 1.1000 0.03612 70 63 7 0
4753 Next time we should sit in the "no swimming" section. 1.1000 0.04618 70 65 3 2
4754 Doesn't it seem more humid this year? 1.1000 0.04145 70 64 5 1
4755 I guess it's a good thing you can't step into the same river twice. 1.1000 0.03612 70 63 7 0
4756 Next time, please check the tide tables. 1.1000 0.04145 70 64 5 1
4757 Any YOU though Global Warming was a Hoax! 1.1000 0.03612 70 63 7 0
4758 Now I'm just trying to remember...did we shut the water off in back? 1.1000 0.04145 70 64 5 1
4759 No, it is not okay. You will be contributing to global warming. 1.1000 0.03612 70 63 7 0
4760 They said there would be a beach where the swamp used to be. 1.1000 0.03612 70 63 7 0
4761 I know there is global warming and the seas are rising but that was fast. 1.1000 0.04145 70 64 5 1
4762 So....what's up with that thing i've been hearing about? I think its called global warming. 1.1000 0.03612 70 63 7 0
4763 Honey, why did we come to Hilo for vacation? 1.1000 0.04145 70 64 5 1
4764 Didn't think global warming would happen this Saturday. 1.1000 0.03612 70 63 7 0
4765 I’m moving on. 1.1000 0.04618 70 65 3 2
4766 No Tod, I still don’t believe in global warming. 1.1000 0.03612 70 63 7 0
4767 You said that tides were "fake news"! 1.1000 0.03612 70 63 7 0
4768 Where’s the goddamn Corps of Engineers when you need them! 1.1000 0.03612 70 63 7 0
4769 The only trouble with climate change is you can't see the bottom of it! 1.1000 0.04145 70 64 5 1
4770 I believed our President when he said global warming and rising sea levels was a hoax? 1.1000 0.03612 70 63 7 0
4771 Well, we couldn't afford a hot tub, but at last - and at least - we've finally taken the plunge! 1.1000 0.03612 70 63 7 0
4772 We shoulda brought our SCUBA gear. 1.1000 0.04145 70 64 5 1
4773 Global warming, global schwarming. 1.1000 0.03612 70 63 7 0
4774 I think the tide is coming in. 1.1000 0.03612 70 63 7 0
4775 I still don't think this justifies going pantsless at a public beach. 1.1000 0.03612 70 63 7 0
4776 Would it have killed you to pack some sunscreen Fred? 1.1000 0.03612 70 63 7 0
4777 The sign said “Private Beach” so we should be ok until the tide goes out. 1.1000 0.04145 70 64 5 1
4778 We're just not climate change denying hard enough honey!" Mark L. Wilson, Fanwood, N 1.1000 0.04145 70 64 5 1
4779 Well, that's it for beach parties. 1.1000 0.03612 70 63 7 0
4780 Do you still think it's just a Chinese hoax? 1.1000 0.04145 70 64 5 1
4781 The effects of climate change were supposed to wait until after out second honeymoon. 1.1000 0.03612 70 63 7 0
4782 OK, Ralph ... a beach vacation is great ... but isn't it time for us to accept climate change? 1.1000 0.03612 70 63 7 0
4783 I told you to replace the boat's drainage plug! 1.1000 0.04145 70 64 5 1
4784 It's those few disgruntled scientists 1.1000 0.04145 70 64 5 1
4785 I asked our agent for a “Fun Day”... So whatta we get? “FUNDY Bay”! 1.1000 0.04618 70 65 3 2
4786 If they had only called it “climate change” from the very beginning... 1.1000 0.03612 70 63 7 0
4787 I know you hoped to row, but we're gonna have to wade. 1.1000 0.04145 70 64 5 1
4788 ...wobal glarming...? 1.1000 0.04145 70 64 5 1
4789 I liked it better when you just chased tornadoes. 1.1000 0.04145 70 64 5 1
4790 Maybe we didn't need a change of climate after all. 1.1000 0.04145 70 64 5 1
4791 If we cut down that tree blocking our solar panels, that will so fix this. 1.1000 0.03612 70 63 7 0
4792 Fine, you were right. The bay is half full. 1.1000 0.03612 70 63 7 0
4793 Thank god it’s Friday. 1.1000 0.03612 70 63 7 0
4794 The sign didn’t say “bay of Funday” 1.1000 0.04145 70 64 5 1
4795 We booked this trip way too far in advance. 1.1000 0.03612 70 63 7 0
4796 I still don‘t believe in global warming! 1.1000 0.04145 70 64 5 1
4797 Flood Two, Fire Zero 1.1000 0.03612 70 63 7 0
4798 I wish you would have listened when we talked about NOT buying land at the Trump mountain golf estates. 1.1000 0.04145 70 64 5 1
4799 If global warming is real, why does the water feel so cold? 1.1000 0.04145 70 64 5 1
4800 I guess I'd better switch weather apps. 1.1000 0.04145 70 64 5 1
4801 I mean, the brochure said "for marriages in deep water" but... 1.1000 0.04145 70 64 5 1
4802 It was YOUR idea not to go to the mountains this year... 1.1000 0.04145 70 64 5 1
4803 I told you we should’ve brought water shoes. 1.1000 0.04145 70 64 5 1
4804 I don't get it, Trump says there is NO global warming! 1.1000 0.03612 70 63 7 0
4805 Honey, isnt it nice to have an afternoon without our “Depends”? 1.1000 0.03612 70 63 7 0
4806 Well now, that was a refreshing nap! 1.1000 0.04145 70 64 5 1
4807 Where did you put the moisturizer? 1.1000 0.03612 70 63 7 0
4808 A rising tide raises all beer cans" 1.1000 0.04145 70 64 5 1
4809 You thought this would save our marriage? 1.1000 0.03612 70 63 7 0
4810 Greeting from Antarctica 1.1000 0.03612 70 63 7 0
4811 Far enough from the kids for you? 1.1000 0.03612 70 63 7 0
4812 Grab that can of beer, honey, I'm still having a bowel movement. 1.1000 0.04618 70 65 3 2
4813 Is this what they call a mean high tide?? 1.1000 0.04145 70 64 5 1
4814 Honey,just think. Our house will be waterfront in just a few years! 1.1000 0.03612 70 63 7 0
4815 Global warming my ass. 1.1000 0.03612 70 63 7 0
4816 Think of all we're saving on sunblock 1.1000 0.04145 70 64 5 1
4817 With you it's always "go with the flow." 1.1000 0.03612 70 63 7 0
4818 We sought a change of climate.. we settled for climate change. 1.1000 0.03612 70 63 7 0
4819 I told you the ice caps are melting and rather consider buying a lot in the second row 1.1000 0.03612 70 63 7 0
4820 Yes, we’ll, manners, values, and civility too. 1.1000 0.04145 70 64 5 1
4821 Happy? You got your wish—the cartoonist didn't do a 'desert isle'. 1.1000 0.04145 70 64 5 1
4822 Could be worse honey ... at least we didn’t rent sun loungers 1.1000 0.03612 70 63 7 0
4823 You and your 'best spot on the beach!' 1.1000 0.03612 70 63 7 0
4824 Are those crabs nibbling your feet too? 1.1000 0.04145 70 64 5 1
4825 I told you we should've gone to the Hawaiian Island! 1.1000 0.04145 70 64 5 1
4826 Next time bring an extra pair of trunks. 1.1000 0.04145 70 64 5 1
4827 I told you global warming wasn’t a myth... 1.1000 0.03612 70 63 7 0
4828 Maybe God won't destroy the world by Flood again, but humans might 1.1000 0.04145 70 64 5 1
4829 I'm kind of a tide is half way out sort of guy but lately it seems to be half way in. 1.1000 0.03612 70 63 7 0
4830 Yep. Global warming. Think we can still get cable? 1.1000 0.03612 70 63 7 0
4831 I told you so it’s 2 degrees warmer today 1.1000 0.03612 70 63 7 0
4832 Things seem to be getting really deep here honey 1.1000 0.03612 70 63 7 0
4833 If we can make it work, then the polar bears can, too. 1.1000 0.04145 70 64 5 1
4834 I agree, global warming is false news. 1.1000 0.03612 70 63 7 0
4835 Footsies or fish? 1.1000 0.04145 70 64 5 1
4836 And so now life's a beach of global warming. 1.1000 0.03612 70 63 7 0
4837 We've survived the red tide. Ready for the blue wave? 1.1000 0.03612 70 63 7 0
4838 When you allow your husband to eat and drink as much as possible, so no one will sleep with him. And now, you can't sleep with him either. 1.1000 0.04145 70 64 5 1
4839 Who's idea of sunbathing was this? 1.1000 0.03612 70 63 7 0
4840 Living in Houston is getting to be more and more difficult. 1.1000 0.03612 70 63 7 0
4841 We should've never watched An Incomvenient Truth 1.1000 0.03612 70 63 7 0
4842 When I said I wish we were closer to the beach, I never thought global warming would take me so literally” 1.1000 0.03612 70 63 7 0
4843 It looks like if the Arctic completely melts, I won't be able to see the Andersons' wonderful tartan beach umbrella at low tide 1.1000 0.03612 70 63 7 0
4844 No SoundCloud, but check out my Instagram. 1.1000 0.03612 70 63 7 0
4845 Okay, Tom, you can either fess-up to that idiotic op-ed piece in the times, Or stay hidden , in this God forsaken place. 1.1000 0.04145 70 64 5 1
4846 So now it's "send 'em a free beer--they'll get over it" 1.1000 0.03612 70 63 7 0
4847 I still believe their wrong about global warming. 1.1000 0.03612 70 63 7 0
4848 Did you remember to bring a towel? 1.1000 0.03612 70 63 7 0
4849 Given this new Climate Change we'll need to get the grandchildren AND the children started with that homestead aqua farm idea of yours. 1.1000 0.04145 70 64 5 1
4850 Are you sure this is happening because the glaciers are melting? 1.1000 0.03612 70 63 7 0
4851 I'm ok with drowning if you are. 1.1000 0.04145 70 64 5 1
4852 The tide is high but I’m holdin’ on. I swear to you that this isn’t number one. 1.1000 0.03612 70 63 7 0
4853 Well, dear, I always tell you not to back to your old haunts. Why don’t you ever listen to me? 1.1000 0.03612 70 63 7 0
4854 Maybe there is something to that global warming nonsense ! 1.1000 0.04145 70 64 5 1
4855 Global warming, I don't think so...global tepid, yes. 1.1000 0.04145 70 64 5 1
4856 It read Sea Sure, I Guess that explains the lifeguard Obit on the way in." 1.1000 0.04145 70 64 5 1
4857 How long ago did we order that pizza? 1.1000 0.04618 70 65 3 2
4858 I told you not to book the low season. 1.1000 0.03612 70 63 7 0
4859 Looks like we'll have to move before high tide. 1.1000 0.03612 70 63 7 0
4860 Even the tide is against us Americans these days 1.1000 0.03612 70 63 7 0
4861 Global warming is a beach. 1.1000 0.04618 70 65 3 2
4862 Remember when we we’re kids..... 1.1000 0.04145 70 64 5 1
4863 That’s far enough Billy. 1.1000 0.04145 70 64 5 1
4864 We are sinking happily... 1.1000 0.04618 70 65 3 2
4865 Sea level rise aside, half a tan is better than none. 1.1000 0.03612 70 63 7 0
4866 I may be wrong, but I don't believe Canute's First Lady supported him in all his follies and blunders. 1.1000 0.03612 70 63 7 0
4867 What were you saying about the high tide not reaching this far? 1.1000 0.03612 70 63 7 0
4868 Okay, maybe a second umbrella would have helped after all 1.1000 0.04618 70 65 3 2
4869 Climate change is still a hoax, right? 1.1000 0.03612 70 63 7 0
4870 And they say global warming is a fraud! 1.1000 0.04618 70 65 3 2
4871 I told you, this is the wrong season to visit the Nile! 1.1000 0.03612 70 63 7 0
4872 Either global warming is real, or I just shouldn’t be sitting down stream from you 1.1000 0.04145 70 64 5 1
4873 I guess the icebergs melted 1.1000 0.03612 70 63 7 0
4874 Do YOU know why we keep coming back here every year? 1.1000 0.04145 70 64 5 1
4875 Where did we park ? I've no idea. 1.1000 0.04145 70 64 5 1
4876 The airbnb did say that it was beachfront." 1.1000 0.03612 70 63 7 0
4877 You hiding your boner for Steve Bannon, too? 1.1000 0.04145 70 64 5 1
4878 Calving. That's what they call it. This glacier is calving. 1.1000 0.03612 70 63 7 0
4879 You said it was fake news 1.1000 0.03612 70 63 7 0
4880 So that's what "high tide" means. 1.1000 0.03612 70 63 7 0
4881 I can't believe you thought the sign said, "Beware of the Quiche." 1.1000 0.03612 70 63 7 0
4882 At least the flies and your mother can’t get us. 1.1000 0.03612 70 63 7 0
4883 I think The New Yorker inviting Steve Bannon to its festival was a really STUPID idea. 1.1000 0.04618 70 65 3 2
4884 I thought you brought the sunscreen! 1.1000 0.03612 70 63 7 0
4885 I told you the tide was coming in. 1.1000 0.03612 70 63 7 0
4886 look at the bright side- we no longer have to complain about the crowds 1.1000 0.04145 70 64 5 1
4887 Are you certain this isn’t too much sunscreen? 1.1000 0.03612 70 63 7 0
4888 I feel like we are pretty close to high tide! 1.1000 0.04145 70 64 5 1
4889 Do you still think it was a good idea to ask Bannon his thoughts on climate change at such a big event, David? 1.1000 0.03612 70 63 7 0
4890 I guess global warming comes with its own natural cool off in some places.... 1.1000 0.03612 70 63 7 0
4891 Its a living! 1.1000 0.04145 70 64 5 1
4892 At least when he was governor, he never got in the water. 1.1000 0.04618 70 65 3 2
4893 At least we didn’t forget the beer honey 1.1000 0.03612 70 63 7 0
4894 Climate change is a beach. 1.1000 0.04145 70 64 5 1
4895 Oh! Yeah! Now I see it! 1.1000 0.03612 70 63 7 0
4896 So do you still think that global warming is a conspiracy? 1.1000 0.03612 70 63 7 0
4897 Me too. Women can also lead lives of quiet desperation. 1.1000 0.04145 70 64 5 1
4898 Ah, summer at the shore. Or, at least, what used to be the shore. 1.1000 0.04145 70 64 5 1
4899 I am rock solid 1.1000 0.04145 70 64 5 1
4900 I don't care what they say. I still don't believe in global warming. 1.1000 0.04145 70 64 5 1
4901 Fine, maybe a wet crevice in Gerard Depardieu’s neck wasn’t the best idea for a vacation spot. 1.1000 0.04145 70 64 5 1
4902 When's low tide again? 1.1000 0.04145 70 64 5 1
4903 Francesca - "our oceans really are warming" Robert - "I'm contributing to it as we speak" 1.1000 0.03612 70 63 7 0
4904 Jack, next time read past 'scantily clad' in the brochure to see if it's referencing 'sand.' 1.1000 0.04145 70 64 5 1
4905 Well you have to admit, the lot was cheap. 1.1000 0.04145 70 64 5 1
4906 You know, I think Mormonism is the one true religion. 1.1000 0.04145 70 64 5 1
4907 So, that sign about the “king tide” was no joke. 1.1000 0.04145 70 64 5 1
4908 I do still like pina coladas, though. 1.1000 0.03612 70 63 7 0
4909 Do you remember where we parked the car? 1.1000 0.04145 70 64 5 1
4910 Explain again how global warming is going to drive tourists to New England's beaches. 1.1000 0.04145 70 64 5 1
4911 Still don't believe climate change is a real thing, Lester? 1.1000 0.04145 70 64 5 1
4912 Sure we’ve lost everything, but at least we didn’t give Steve Bannon a platform. 1.1000 0.04145 70 64 5 1
4913 Is that why they call it a sandbar? 1.1000 0.03612 70 63 7 0
4914 I think we need more sun screen. 1.1000 0.03612 70 63 7 0
4915 Still don't believe in climate change? 1.1000 0.03612 70 63 7 0
4916 I love visiting the Polar Ice Caps in winter. 1.1000 0.03612 70 63 7 0
4917 You're right, flooding the lower pasture does lead to a different type of ambiance. 1.1000 0.04145 70 64 5 1
4918 Low tide just isn’t the same at this public access beach. 1.1000 0.04145 70 64 5 1
4919 a rising tide lifts all totes 1.1000 0.04145 70 64 5 1
4920 That travel magazine was right. Venice is really beautiful this time of year. 1.1000 0.03612 70 63 7 0
4921 Well, I don't feel like I'm stuck in a rut. 1.1000 0.04145 70 64 5 1
4922 Global Warming? No it's cold! 1.1000 0.03612 70 63 7 0
4923 Maybe we should have dismantled the sea wall when they warned us. 1.1000 0.03612 70 63 7 0
4924 Good thing we brought our umbrella! 1.1000 0.04145 70 64 5 1
4925 This is your idea of accommodations on the beach? 1.1000 0.04145 70 64 5 1
4926 It's a sad day when you realize that Global Warming is no joke. 1.1000 0.03612 70 63 7 0
4927 What will happen to all the crispr critters? 1.1000 0.04145 70 64 5 1
4928 They say the ice banks are calving a tad earlier this season. Candy Kassow 1.1000 0.04145 70 64 5 1
4929 So much for beachfront property, Mr. Climate change denier! 1.1000 0.03612 70 63 7 0
4930 The ad was right. It is an unlimited water view. 1.1000 0.04145 70 64 5 1
4931 It's hard to know if its the heat or the floods that climate change is winning on. 1.1000 0.04618 70 65 3 2
4932 Global Warming is no joke! 1.1000 0.03612 70 63 7 0
4933 Let's just skip the vacation next year... 1.1000 0.04145 70 64 5 1
4934 A fine mud bath! 1.1000 0.04618 70 65 3 2
4935 Is this the end of summer or what , dear ? 1.1000 0.03612 70 63 7 0
4936 When the surf meets the turf at our Arizona property, the global warming situation must be really heating up. 1.1000 0.04145 70 64 5 1
4937 Whale-watching, you said. 1.1000 0.03612 70 63 7 0
4938 Well, I think monsoon season is very peaceful. 1.1000 0.03612 70 63 7 0
4939 Harold, please go in the toilet next time. 1.1000 0.04618 70 65 3 2
4940 Did you ever stop to think that maybe global warming is an act of God? 1.1000 0.04145 70 64 5 1
4941 Must be the climate change hoax? 1.1000 0.03612 70 63 7 0
4942 Buster and Bev refusing to let the flash-flood warnings dampen their spirits! 1.1000 0.03612 70 63 7 0
4943 This is as high as it ever has been for sure! 1.1000 0.03612 70 63 7 0
4944 I knew we should have checked the Weather Channel before we came down here. 1.1000 0.04145 70 64 5 1
4945 The game of chicken is not for those with nervous nipples. 1.1000 0.04145 70 64 5 1
4946 Sweetheart; are you sure this is only a Chinese hoax? 1.1000 0.04145 70 64 5 1
4947 So much for our second floor balcony with a water view. 1.1000 0.03612 70 63 7 0
4948 I GUESS WE SHOULDN'T HAVE VOTED rEPUBLICAN. 1.1000 0.03612 70 63 7 0
4949 I said many times that we should go to the Andes instead. 1.1000 0.04145 70 64 5 1
4950 Frankly Marvin, I wish you would've checked with me first before requesting our usual spot on the beach... 1.1000 0.04145 70 64 5 1
4951 You said a high tide floats all boats 1.1000 0.03612 70 63 7 0
4952 Global warming is a hoax. 1.1000 0.04145 70 64 5 1
4953 Trump Resort's add said, 'Enjoy the benefits of our warm summers.' 1.1000 0.03612 70 63 7 0
4954 Welcome to Phoenix. Do you believe in global warming now? 1.1000 0.03612 70 63 7 0
4955 This is you're idea of having a romantic dinner by the lake? 1.1000 0.03612 70 63 7 0
4956 I wonder if global warming has affected our backyard as well? 1.1000 0.04145 70 64 5 1
4957 Maybe Nebraska is the new east coast? 1.1000 0.03612 70 63 7 0
4958 High tide on the outer banks. 1.1000 0.04145 70 64 5 1
4959 What was it Fox News said about the polar ice caps NOT melting? 1.1000 0.03612 70 63 7 0
4960 I hate the end of summer. 1.1000 0.04145 70 64 5 1
4961 I knew the coastline was receding but I didn't think it would happen this fast. 1.1000 0.03612 70 63 7 0
4962 It’s not global warming. It’s normal periodic variation. 1.1000 0.03612 70 63 7 0
4963 Well, the creek did rise. What now? 1.1000 0.03612 70 63 7 0
4964 We're on the beach! 1.1000 0.03612 70 63 7 0
4965 Is that your toes or...? 1.1000 0.03612 70 63 7 0
4966 Water's rising. Stop complaining. It helps with temperatures rising. 1.1000 0.03612 70 63 7 0
4967 I guess ‘Flash Flood Desert Resort’ was more than just a whimsical name. 1.0986 0.03563 71 64 7 0
4968 Now we're literally underwater in our life too. 1.0986 0.03563 71 64 7 0
4969 Honey, I think I left the stove on. 1.0986 0.03563 71 64 7 0
4970 I told you not to buy at Mar-a-Lago . 1.0986 0.03563 71 64 7 0
4971 Yesterday this was a beach! Do you now believe in climate change 1.0986 0.04089 71 65 5 1
4972 Of course the mortgage is underwater." 1.0986 0.04089 71 65 5 1
4973 Have you seen Sally and Timmy? 1.0986 0.04089 71 65 5 1
4974 We should probably cancel our dinner reservation” 1.0986 0.04089 71 65 5 1
4975 High tide is brutal this time of year. 1.0986 0.03563 71 64 7 0
4976 Is it working? 1.0986 0.04089 71 65 5 1
4977 I knew we should have gone sailing 1.0986 0.03563 71 64 7 0
4978 I don’t know about you, but I feel we’ve hit an all tide low. 1.0986 0.04089 71 65 5 1
4979 I don't care what you say Henry - next time, I'm tipping the concierge. 1.0972 0.04034 72 66 5 1
4980 You think we should go? Ten more minutes. 1.0896 0.04626 67 63 2 2
4981 This is no way to get a good tan! 1.0896 0.03515 67 61 6 0
4982 Marijuana smoke is a greenhouse gas so it's called a contact high tide. 1.0896 0.04108 67 62 4 1
4983 Yes, I knew it would be moist, but this is a little much. 1.0896 0.04108 67 62 4 1
4984 I thought he was draining the swamp? 1.0896 0.03515 67 61 6 0
4985 I can't find the car keys. 1.0896 0.04108 67 62 4 1
4986 The tide is high, it's up to my thigh(s). 1.0896 0.04108 67 62 4 1
4987 Still have your doubts about global warming? 1.0896 0.03515 67 61 6 0
4988 Houston is lovely this time of year 1.0896 0.03515 67 61 6 0
4989 I know you said we had to meet Frankie the Whale, and Tony the loan shark on their turf, but are you sure this is what they meant? 1.0896 0.04108 67 62 4 1
4990 I miss the beach and the waves, but I love the warm ocean water. 1.0896 0.04626 67 63 2 2
4991 While we're here, let's grab dinner. 1.0896 0.04108 67 62 4 1
4992 Continental drift strikes local seashore. 1.0896 0.04108 67 62 4 1
4993 Rising tides lift all boats, huh. 1.0896 0.04108 67 62 4 1
4994 At least the crowds are gone. 1.0896 0.03515 67 61 6 0
4995 I told you we should go to the mountains. 1.0896 0.04108 67 62 4 1
4996 The timeshare sales guy said we wouldn't have worry about the impact of global warming for at least 4 more years. 1.0896 0.04108 67 62 4 1
4997 stay chill dude 1.0896 0.03515 67 61 6 0
4998 Your idea that rising sea levels are the result of so many more toilets flushing nowadays seems to be working out. 1.0896 0.03515 67 61 6 0
4999 Can I see that tide table again? 1.0896 0.04108 67 62 4 1
5000 No, you can't blame this on her emails. Did you check the tide? 1.0896 0.04108 67 62 4 1
5001 Should we move out of the sun now? 1.0896 0.04108 67 62 4 1
5002 I didn't know global warming could be so refreshing. 1.0896 0.04108 67 62 4 1
5003 Global warming ruined my sandcastle. 1.0896 0.03515 67 61 6 0
5004 Subway should be along shortly 1.0896 0.04108 67 62 4 1
5005 You say I never take you anywhere nice 1.0896 0.03515 67 61 6 0
5006 The good news is that this global warming makes it easier to get a good tan. 1.0896 0.03515 67 61 6 0
5007 Don’t know what to choose, wiggly worm or can of worms" -fish 1.0896 0.03515 67 61 6 0
5008 What happened to our beach? Global Warming? 1.0896 0.03515 67 61 6 0
5009 Did you remember to turn off the Greehouse Gas? 1.0896 0.04108 67 62 4 1
5010 If you see any crocodiles,then we'll leave. 1.0896 0.03515 67 61 6 0
5011 You miscalculated the tide again, honey. 1.0896 0.04108 67 62 4 1
5012 Is this what you meant when you said, "Buy low, sell high?" 1.0896 0.03515 67 61 6 0
5013 There’s just one thing wrong with this beach—the litter problem is out of control. 1.0896 0.04108 67 62 4 1
5014 So this is what it's like down under. 1.0896 0.03515 67 61 6 0
5015 Sorry—forgot about the super moon. 1.0896 0.04108 67 62 4 1
5016 Well, the brochure was right. We are close to the water. 1.0896 0.03515 67 61 6 0
5017 So this is what they call the tidal bore? More like total bore. 1.0896 0.03515 67 61 6 0
5018 Sid, did you forget to wear your Depends? 1.0896 0.04108 67 62 4 1
5019 See? I told you, 'Bama would win. 1.0896 0.04108 67 62 4 1
5020 No, no brainstorm. It was just a summer's day whim of accepting the flow to wash over everything. 1.0896 0.04108 67 62 4 1
5021 My complaint of cold water was not an invitation for you to warm it up, Harry!!! 1.0896 0.04626 67 63 2 2
5022 See honey? This is better than a spa! Can you pass the bath salts? 1.0896 0.04108 67 62 4 1
5023 Is this what they mean when they talk about sunk costs? 1.0896 0.04108 67 62 4 1
5024 I think it’s time to turn over. 1.0896 0.03515 67 61 6 0
5025 Blonde, I love you, but it’s time we move on from that song. 1.0896 0.04108 67 62 4 1
5026 I suppose you still don't believe in climate change. 1.0896 0.04108 67 62 4 1
5027 Are you sure global warming is real 1.0896 0.03515 67 61 6 0
5028 So much for your "alternate" facts. You told me the Artic ice melting wouldn't affect our vacation! 1.0896 0.03515 67 61 6 0
5029 Will the tide go down in time for ice cream? 1.0896 0.03515 67 61 6 0
5030 Now when exactly will this be the best place on the “beach”. 1.0896 0.04108 67 62 4 1
5031 Actually, I prefer low tide. 1.0896 0.03515 67 61 6 0
5032 Do you remember when I use to call you my"Cabana Boy"? 1.0896 0.03515 67 61 6 0
5033 That was a good idea not to bring the kids on this vacation, Mary. Bryan Mattimore Stamford,CT Bmattimore@growth-Engine.com 1.0896 0.04108 67 62 4 1
5034 They turned the top floor of the old ski lodge into a multiplex. Inconvenient Truth XX is playing; lets paddle over. 1.0896 0.04108 67 62 4 1
5035 When Harry and Sally were evacuated. 1.0896 0.03515 67 61 6 0
5036 This liberal show-and-tell is on my last nerve. 1.0896 0.03515 67 61 6 0
5037 Darn, I forgot the towels. 1.0896 0.04626 67 63 2 2
5038 That's when the McMurry's realized the deal was too good to be true. 1.0896 0.03515 67 61 6 0
5039 I have not seen the cabana person since the tide came in. I hope he’s all right. 1.0896 0.04108 67 62 4 1
5040 Let’s buy where the glaciers were. 1.0896 0.04108 67 62 4 1
5041 It’s like swim up bar. You know my bladder has a catch and release policy. 1.0896 0.03515 67 61 6 0
5042 I'm up to here with your vacation plans. 1.0896 0.03515 67 61 6 0
5043 At least you get to go fishing now. 1.0896 0.03515 67 61 6 0
5044 I'm beginning to wonder whether there might be something to this climate change nonsense. 1.0896 0.04108 67 62 4 1
5045 Winter Olympics are a washout these days! 1.0896 0.03515 67 61 6 0
5046 Global warming again? Probably. 1.0896 0.03515 67 61 6 0
5047 The war of attrition is fought on many fronts. 1.0896 0.03515 67 61 6 0
5048 So, Global Warming has ruined our Palm Springs vacation? 1.0896 0.03515 67 61 6 0
5049 The beach views are good, at least? 1.0896 0.03515 67 61 6 0
5050 Is that our cooler over by the Jones? 1.0896 0.03515 67 61 6 0
5051 I don't think we need the umbrella. 1.0896 0.03515 67 61 6 0
5052 Shall we winter in the Caribbean? 1.0896 0.03515 67 61 6 0
5053 Well, with good thing with the high tide, I can now pee without leaving the chair! 1.0896 0.03515 67 61 6 0
5054 Texas, 2018. 1.0896 0.03515 67 61 6 0
5055 Do you believe in the effects of global warming now? 1.0896 0.03515 67 61 6 0
5056 This sums up our relationship 1.0896 0.03515 67 61 6 0
5057 We should leave before the tide comes in. 1.0896 0.04108 67 62 4 1
5058 They way I see it, climate change reduces our risk of skin cancer by 50%. 1.0896 0.03515 67 61 6 0
5059 Trump's right, there is no global warming here in Maine. By the way, Merry Christmas dear. 1.0896 0.03515 67 61 6 0
5060 Fine. I have a bladder problem. 1.0896 0.03515 67 61 6 0
5061 So much for timeshare! 1.0896 0.04108 67 62 4 1
5062 The buttcheek hills beach is less smelly than I thought. 1.0896 0.04108 67 62 4 1
5063 Now do you believe in Climate Change? 1.0896 0.04108 67 62 4 1
5064 The brochure did say ocean view. 1.0896 0.04108 67 62 4 1
5065 The umbrella didn’t work 1.0896 0.04108 67 62 4 1
5066 well on the up side, it does keep getting Warmer every year too 1.0896 0.04108 67 62 4 1
5067 Perhaps, the umbrella is facing the wrong way 1.0896 0.04108 67 62 4 1
5068 You're right--my hair IS dry. 1.0896 0.03515 67 61 6 0
5069 When does the tide go out? I wanna see your place off the Grand Banks. 1.0896 0.04108 67 62 4 1
5070 Are you playing footsie hunny or is this lake just happy to seaweed? 1.0896 0.03515 67 61 6 0
5071 Did you hear about the iceberg the size of Rhode Island that broke away from Antarctica? 1.0896 0.03515 67 61 6 0
5072 So which is worse, broiling or coming to a slow boil? So akin to our different ways of angering. 1.0896 0.04108 67 62 4 1
5073 Global warming is happening faster than we were led to believe. 1.0896 0.04108 67 62 4 1
5074 Don't worry dear it's either an incoming or outgoing tide 1.0896 0.03515 67 61 6 0
5075 How much longer do we deny climate change? 1.0896 0.03515 67 61 6 0
5076 Apparently the weatherman got it wrong again. It was supposed to be hot and sunny! 1.0896 0.03515 67 61 6 0
5077 If you see an alligator headed this way, call the dog over. 1.0896 0.04108 67 62 4 1
5078 Global warming? Oh, I don’t know... this feels okay to me. 1.0896 0.03515 67 61 6 0
5079 Global warming is still a Chinese hoax. 1.0896 0.04108 67 62 4 1
5080 I know you want to avoid the crowds on the beach.... 1.0896 0.03515 67 61 6 0
5081 He loves her. Surely he does. Me too. 1.0896 0.04108 67 62 4 1
5082 The Maldives didn't look like this when we were married here 20 year ago 1.0896 0.03515 67 61 6 0
5083 You said we'd have the best seats inthe house! 1.0896 0.04626 67 63 2 2
5084 So much for your insistence that the weather report of a coming storm was "fake news"! 1.0896 0.03515 67 61 6 0
5085 Well this is a sea change. 1.0882 0.03465 68 62 6 0
5086 . . . like a bridge over troubled waters, I will lay me down . . . 1.0882 0.03465 68 62 6 0
5087 Thomas, you just didn't..., did you? 1.0882 0.03465 68 62 6 0
5088 Did you read that article in The New Yorker about the quickening pace of global warming? 1.0882 0.04049 68 63 4 1
5089 It's global warming - not our drinking. 1.0882 0.04049 68 63 4 1
5090 You still think climate change is a myth? 1.0882 0.03465 68 62 6 0
5091 Tides! Tides! We don't need no stinkin' tides!! 1.0882 0.03465 68 62 6 0
5092 Well at least we are not in deep "do-do." 1.0882 0.03465 68 62 6 0
5093 Sink or swim! Only lawyers swim in Divorce Court! 1.0882 0.03465 68 62 6 0
5094 Just keep repeating dear, "There's no such thing as global warming"... 1.0882 0.03465 68 62 6 0
5095 Do you still think Global Warming is hoax 1.0882 0.03465 68 62 6 0
5096 'You've long said you'd be the last to believe in Global Warming. Well?' 1.0882 0.03465 68 62 6 0
5097 The brochure didn't mention the humidity. 1.0882 0.03465 68 62 6 0
5098 Oh, I thought you said BOG days of summer. 1.0882 0.03465 68 62 6 0
5099 So much for taking a vacation from global warming. 1.0882 0.03465 68 62 6 0
5100 It’s one hour until sunset. 1.0882 0.04049 68 63 4 1
5101 But it can't be global warming, Trump said it doesn't exist. 1.0882 0.03465 68 62 6 0
5102 Heard the Mets lost again today. 1.0882 0.03465 68 62 6 0
5103 This beach isn't what it used to be. 1.0870 0.03417 69 63 6 0
5104 And then you said no it doesn't work that way. 1.0870 0.03417 69 63 6 0
5105 WE BOOLIN 1.0870 0.04495 69 65 2 2
5106 is what they meant when they said the mortgage is under water? 1.0870 0.03992 69 64 4 1
5107 While I'm thinking about it, you did lock the front door? 1.0781 0.03381 64 59 5 0
5108 Thank God the lotion's waterproof 1.0781 0.03381 64 59 5 0
5109 Sweetie, the high tide is only 6 hours away! 1.0781 0.03381 64 59 5 0
5110 Call me crazy, Harry. Go ahead and say I'm high maintenance. But somehow I had a different image in my head when you told me you'd booked an airbnb on the beach. 1.0781 0.04049 64 60 3 1
5111 Henry, I know this is our spot, but might we consider global warming and the rising tides? 1.0781 0.03381 64 59 5 0
5112 I don't like the rising tide, but we are firmly planted in our position 1.0781 0.04049 64 60 3 1
5113 Shark bait 1.0769 0.03331 65 60 5 0
5114 which is worse, the blazing sun, the rising water or the end of trees? 1.0769 0.03331 65 60 5 0
5115 Blame Trump! 1.0769 0.03988 65 61 3 1
5116 The view from the backyard is just as good as we had from the front porch. 1.0769 0.03331 65 60 5 0
5117 I thought you said Climate-Change - Schlimate-Shange. 1.0769 0.03331 65 60 5 0
5118 I'd love me some beach. 1.0769 0.03331 65 60 5 0
5119 Avoiding Mar-a-lago was fine, but the humidity here is unbelievable! 1.0769 0.03331 65 60 5 0
5120 They are best during global warming, rising tides and not being the 1%. 1.0769 0.03331 65 60 5 0
5121 Trust me, if we wade for a little longer we'll have the best spot on the beach. 1.0769 0.03331 65 60 5 0
5122 ...and you said the weatherman is always wrong 1.0769 0.03331 65 60 5 0
5123 Well, the brochure did state, " going out of business sale." 1.0769 0.03331 65 60 5 0
5124 Are we still sure that climate change is a hoax? 1.0769 0.03331 65 60 5 0
5125 I misunderstood you when you said that the theme of our vacation this year would be 'Green Grass and High Tides Forever'. 1.0769 0.03331 65 60 5 0
5126 Oh shoot, did I leave the sink running? 1.0769 0.03988 65 61 3 1
5127 You told me global warming is global warming is a Chinese hoax - President Trump said so. 1.0769 0.03988 65 61 3 1
5128 Looks like you over-fertilized the lawn again. 1.0769 0.03331 65 60 5 0
5129 When where finalized you get the pool. 1.0769 0.03331 65 60 5 0
5130 This is not what I meant by a 'spa day.' 1.0769 0.03988 65 61 3 1
5131 Ya we bought beachfront property 1.0769 0.03331 65 60 5 0
5132 So, are we just doing this forever, or what? 1.0769 0.03331 65 60 5 0
5133 Next time we Must Apply Greater Awareness of climate change. 1.0769 0.03331 65 60 5 0
5134 Only worry in the world is the tide gonna reach my chair... honey we may have to start worrying 1.0769 0.03331 65 60 5 0
5135 I suppose the liberals are going to say this is all due to climate change. 1.0769 0.03331 65 60 5 0
5136 Can you ever adjust your thinking? 1.0769 0.03988 65 61 3 1
5137 Who knew it was high tide? 1.0769 0.03988 65 61 3 1
5138 I'm not putting up with your denial of climate change any longer! 1.0769 0.03331 65 60 5 0
5139 Oh, he drained it, all right. You've just been listening to too much CNN. 1.0769 0.03331 65 60 5 0
5140 It won"t rise two more feet.Will it? 1.0769 0.04551 65 62 1 2
5141 Your climate change scepticism continues to annoy me! 1.0769 0.03331 65 60 5 0
5142 My La Perla ruched one piece is getting soaked, Ed. I don't care about the compressive weight of Ice Age glaciers. 1.0769 0.03331 65 60 5 0
5143 This way, no-one can tell that your swimming shorts fell apart. 1.0769 0.03988 65 61 3 1
5144 I warned you, blind dates make me really wet... 1.0769 0.03331 65 60 5 0
5145 I told you Fundy has nothing to do with Fun 1.0769 0.03988 65 61 3 1
5146 40th anniversary of the Highline 1.0769 0.03331 65 60 5 0
5147 I thought you sent the storm surge alert? No, I thought you did that! No I thought you did. 1.0769 0.03331 65 60 5 0
5148 do you think we should have brought sunscreen? 1.0769 0.03331 65 60 5 0
5149 I guess global warming must be real ! 1.0769 0.03331 65 60 5 0
5150 Google did say destination will be on the left... 1.0769 0.03331 65 60 5 0
5151 Did you see where we quit the Paris Accord? 1.0769 0.03331 65 60 5 0
5152 You do things so well,and now you can even swim? 1.0769 0.03331 65 60 5 0
5153 Global warming is at least a shorter drive to the beach. 1.0769 0.03988 65 61 3 1
5154 Do you really believe THIS is because of the Chinese? 1.0769 0.03331 65 60 5 0
5155 Not our most scintillating immersion travel experience. 1.0769 0.03331 65 60 5 0
5156 They could at least have given us a menu... 1.0769 0.03331 65 60 5 0
5157 Sun's out. 1.0769 0.03331 65 60 5 0
5158 Dear, the water suddenly got warmer. Was that you?! 1.0769 0.03331 65 60 5 0
5159 This may technically be OUR spot, but there are others. 1.0769 0.03331 65 60 5 0
5160 Are you sure there're aren't any crocodiles in this area? 1.0769 0.03331 65 60 5 0
5161 This happens when the moon veesses. 1.0769 0.03988 65 61 3 1
5162 Pass me the sunscreen. 1.0769 0.03331 65 60 5 0
5163 We're in high tide here...plenty of sun screen...neither one of us can swim...oh well 1.0769 0.03988 65 61 3 1
5164 So OK...It's high tide everywhere, but it is our lunch that's soggy! 1.0769 0.03331 65 60 5 0
5165 Now I understand why we got such a great deal on Trip Advisor. 1.0769 0.03331 65 60 5 0
5166 a frog lick my foot 1.0769 0.03988 65 61 3 1
5167 It’s high-‘tide’ we’d get out of her! 1.0769 0.03988 65 61 3 1
5168 Nope, it's definitely still rising. 1.0769 0.03331 65 60 5 0
5169 It's not okay, even if we are only paying a hundred bucks a night. 1.0769 0.03331 65 60 5 0
5170 Do you think I still need to reapply my sunblock? 1.0769 0.03988 65 61 3 1
5171 Can we save the Marriage? 1.0769 0.03988 65 61 3 1
5172 Well...at least global warming made the beach easier to access. 1.0769 0.03331 65 60 5 0
5173 Looks like he tide's in Sweetheart! Yeah, I wonder where the kids are? They were making sand castles. Maybe they drowned while we were asleep. 1.0769 0.03988 65 61 3 1
5174 Janice... Grab my Barq's, I wanna make a root beer float. Shore. 1.0769 0.03331 65 60 5 0
5175 I didn't think climate change would come this fast. 1.0769 0.03331 65 60 5 0
5176 Tell me again, "Why did WE pick this location?" 1.0769 0.03331 65 60 5 0
5177 For crying out loud, I said I wanted to sit on the beach with a Mai Tai... 1.0769 0.03331 65 60 5 0
5178 I thought global warming would make the beach more enjoyable 1.0769 0.03331 65 60 5 0
5179 So much for ‘Drain the Swamp’ — we’re up to our elbows instead! 1.0769 0.03331 65 60 5 0
5180 Do you think my beer's still good? 1.0769 0.03331 65 60 5 0
5181 Didn’t you say you needed to find a restroom? 1.0769 0.03331 65 60 5 0
5182 I expected more from an over-swamp bungalow. 1.0769 0.03988 65 61 3 1
5183 I knew we shouldn't have booked our vacation to Antarctica so far in advance. 1.0769 0.03988 65 61 3 1
5184 I hope that's you playing footsie with me. 1.0769 0.03331 65 60 5 0
5185 "Explain to me again why you didn't want to buy flood insurance?" 1.0769 0.03331 65 60 5 0
5186 The macroni salad is runied under the flash flood 1.0769 0.03331 65 60 5 0
5187 The brochure said 'Enjoy the rushing river waters while you take in the sun and fun!'" 1.0769 0.03331 65 60 5 0
5188 Say goodbye to the good life. 1.0769 0.03331 65 60 5 0
5189 Puerto Rican beaches are so private. 1.0769 0.03988 65 61 3 1
5190 This was all desert until that guy in front of us escaped from Egypt.” 1.0769 0.03331 65 60 5 0
5191 Global warming be damned. The beach will always be here. 1.0769 0.03331 65 60 5 0
5192 That tide comes in fast. 1.0769 0.03331 65 60 5 0
5193 We have to figure out a way to keep the food from getting soggy when we come here. 1.0769 0.03331 65 60 5 0
5194 This sandbar is not as cool as I thought it would be. 1.0769 0.03988 65 61 3 1
5195 Well, it’s better than the food desert. 1.0769 0.03331 65 60 5 0
5196 It's still a better idea than inviting Steve Bannon to our festival. 1.0769 0.03988 65 61 3 1
5197 Instead of sitting here reading The New Yorker, as they use their power and influence to amply a Neo Nazi, we should have moved to higher ground. 1.0769 0.03988 65 61 3 1
5198 Yes, Marsha, I still think global warming is fake news. 1.0769 0.03331 65 60 5 0
5199 I CAN take global warming sitting down. 1.0769 0.03331 65 60 5 0
5200 The tide is high, but we didn't move on. 1.0769 0.03331 65 60 5 0
5201 Couldn't we just beach it nearer the Porta Potty? 1.0769 0.03988 65 61 3 1
5202 The glaciers sure have changed this time of year. 1.0769 0.03331 65 60 5 0
5203 Low tide? High tide? No-sightless pride. 1.0769 0.03988 65 61 3 1
5204 Now will you believe me about Climate change? 1.0769 0.03988 65 61 3 1
5205 Is this the only way to get the best spot on the beach? 1.0769 0.03331 65 60 5 0
5206 I told you the sand flies are gone. 1.0769 0.03331 65 60 5 0
5207 Ed and Gert Schmlutz on vacation. 1.0769 0.03988 65 61 3 1
5208 I'm taking you to the cleaners, you know that. 1.0769 0.03988 65 61 3 1
5209 It's a tide Ad 1.0769 0.03988 65 61 3 1
5210 did you fix the leak like I told you to? 1.0769 0.03331 65 60 5 0
5211 we'll get tan off of the water's reflection of the sun 1.0769 0.03331 65 60 5 0
5212 But in a way, rising sea levels are refreshing. It's an ill wind that blows no good, I always say. 1.0769 0.03988 65 61 3 1
5213 You're right, Mar-A-Lago is a great resort. I just wish we had come sooner. 1.0769 0.03331 65 60 5 0
5214 Where's my beer, Harold? 1.0769 0.03331 65 60 5 0
5215 Climate change deniers in Holland. 1.0769 0.03331 65 60 5 0
5216 I told you to pack an extra towel. 1.0769 0.03988 65 61 3 1
5217 We find it refreshing 1.0769 0.03331 65 60 5 0
5218 Look on the bright side, homey. A rising ocean lifts all boats. 1.0769 0.03331 65 60 5 0
5219 At least climate change means I don't have to shave my legs. 1.0769 0.03331 65 60 5 0
5220 Damn sea level rise... 1.0769 0.03988 65 61 3 1
5221 The water biscuits seem a bit off. 1.0769 0.03988 65 61 3 1
5222 So are you still denying the climate change is real? 1.0769 0.03988 65 61 3 1
5223 "Dear, think you left the plug out again .." 1.0769 0.03988 65 61 3 1
5224 How are you feeling about you position on climate change now? 1.0769 0.03331 65 60 5 0
5225 ‘Drain the swamp,’ he said. ‘The concept of global warming was created by and for the Chinese in order to make U.S. manufacturing non-competitive,’ he said... “I’m beginning to have some doubts regarding the veracity of these claims. 1.0769 0.03988 65 61 3 1
5226 Global warming! I guess it's time to buy that boat. 1.0758 0.03929 66 62 3 1
5227 If you're so smart how come we're staying at the Bay of Fundy Holiday Inn Express? 1.0758 0.03282 66 61 5 0
5228 So this is what an 'aquatic pet friendly' timeshare looks like. 1.0758 0.03282 66 61 5 0
5229 We couldn’t take another day at the U.S. Open either. 1.0758 0.03929 66 62 3 1
5230 I still don't believe there's anything to that global warming nonsense. 1.0758 0.03929 66 62 3 1
5231 So? You're not fishing after all. Would you rather it be hell 1.0758 0.03929 66 62 3 1
5232 Let me guess, this is the place where you get a you know what in your drink . 1.0758 0.03929 66 62 3 1
5233 I thought high tide was at beer-thirty. 1.0758 0.03282 66 61 5 0
5234 i don't know. Mona said it was swimmingly good. 1.0758 0.03282 66 61 5 0
5235 They always says relationships ebb and flow. I just never thought literally. 1.0758 0.03282 66 61 5 0
5236 Silly old Cnuts! 1.0758 0.03282 66 61 5 0
5237 That reminds me. I think I left a tap running. 1.0758 0.03282 66 61 5 0
5238 Say what you will about global warming, but I love our Kansas beach vacations. 1.0758 0.03282 66 61 5 0
5239 At least we buy less sunscreen. 1.0758 0.03282 66 61 5 0
5240 Find out how Kiribati handled this. 1.0758 0.03282 66 61 5 0
5241 Better call the contractor, we need another floor! 1.0758 0.03282 66 61 5 0
5242 No, it's not me - it's the fish. 1.0758 0.03282 66 61 5 0
5243 Maybe we should move our table. 1.0758 0.03282 66 61 5 0
5244 Well, it is a lot less drier than last year. 1.0758 0.03282 66 61 5 0
5245 Honey, could you move over? You're blocking my waves. 1.0758 0.03929 66 62 3 1
5246 Let me get this straight. We build here? 1.0758 0.03282 66 61 5 0
5247 Well, at least the water's warm. 1.0758 0.03282 66 61 5 0
5248 honeymoon vacation-the Mars’ mud bath 1.0758 0.03282 66 61 5 0
5249 And you thought those were the dog days... 1.0758 0.03282 66 61 5 0
5250 This global warming may not be so bad. I've never felt so comfortable at the beach. 1.0758 0.03282 66 61 5 0
5251 No more beer for you! 1.0758 0.03282 66 61 5 0
5252 Another defeat for the climate change deniers. 1.0758 0.03282 66 61 5 0
5253 Monsoon season discount 1.0758 0.03282 66 61 5 0
5254 Close enough to the High Tide Line for you, George? 1.0758 0.03282 66 61 5 0
5255 I told you I only need a tan on my upper half John. 1.0758 0.03929 66 62 3 1
5256 I told you even a whole day at the beach couldn't save our marriage. 1.0758 0.03929 66 62 3 1
5257 This is not the high water mark of our relationship. 1.0758 0.03282 66 61 5 0
5258 When 'fake news' stops pitching 'global warming', this water will disappear. 1.0758 0.03282 66 61 5 0
5259 How long before ‘climate change’ changes again? 1.0758 0.03282 66 61 5 0
5260 (Revised) Daryl married Neil and is on a yacht under the Harvest Moon. I am sitting here Helplessly Hoping she will nibble on this Old Man's toes. I hope this Southern Man with a Heart of Gold won't Be Denied. 1.0758 0.03282 66 61 5 0
5261 I told you buying property by the levee wasn't a good idea. 1.0758 0.03282 66 61 5 0
5262 Umbrella didn't work at all. 1.0758 0.03929 66 62 3 1
5263 Well, the travel agent did say the best views happen at high tide! 1.0758 0.03929 66 62 3 1
5264 The incredible story of rapid climate change is a real who-dune-it. 1.0758 0.03929 66 62 3 1
5265 Are you sure this isn't Venice Beach? 1.0758 0.03929 66 62 3 1
5266 looks like this beach is all our now that the neighbor’s house washed away. 1.0758 0.03282 66 61 5 0
5267 It feels. Ore like global cooling than global warming. 1.0758 0.03282 66 61 5 0
5268 Global warming ? Please, just wait for the low tide 1.0758 0.03282 66 61 5 0
5269 The agent did say the cottage was near the water. 1.0667 0.04024 60 57 2 1
5270 Do you still dispute climate change? 1.0667 0.03247 60 56 4 0
5271 Of course it's not due to global warming. 1.0667 0.03247 60 56 4 0
5272 Hey! Grab the can, will you? 1.0667 0.03247 60 56 4 0
5273 Still think climate change is fake news? I knew we shouldn't have voted for Trump! 1.0667 0.03247 60 56 4 0
5274 I should’ve known, I just got out of my period. 1.0667 0.04024 60 57 2 1
5275 Summer's over, I guess we can stop watering the lawn. 1.0667 0.04024 60 57 2 1
5276 The comics at this club just won’t quit with the global warming jokes. Haha. Very funny. 1.0667 0.03247 60 56 4 0
5277 Yes, I do feel cooler. Can we please go home and turn on the AC now? 1.0667 0.04024 60 57 2 1
5278 Global warming is coming faster than I thought. 1.0667 0.03247 60 56 4 0
5279 You’re right, Einstein. Global warming is a hoax. 1.0667 0.04024 60 57 2 1
5280 Global warming is simply ruining my Instagram feed. 1.0667 0.03247 60 56 4 0
5281 Do you think this will sound exciting in our Facebook vacation post or just a run of the mill mishap? 1.0667 0.03247 60 56 4 0
5282 Donald, what does it take for you to acknowledge that climate change is real? 1.0667 0.03247 60 56 4 0
5283 If they don't surf us soon,I'm not going to leave a tip. 1.0667 0.03247 60 56 4 0
5284 Where's the beach? Must be Global warming. 1.0667 0.03247 60 56 4 0
5285 Are you going to blame climate change for the "shrinkage effect"? 1.0667 0.04024 60 57 2 1
5286 I guess, in the big scheme of things, it really doesn’t matter if I pee.” 1.0667 0.03247 60 56 4 0
5287 With all this confusion about climate change, it's impossible to distinguish the difference between high tide and low tide these days. 1.0667 0.03247 60 56 4 0
5288 Climate change sucks. 1.0667 0.03247 60 56 4 0
5289 Thank god for global warming; it used to be so uncomfortable out here. 1.0667 0.03247 60 56 4 0
5290 I know many will say it’s global warming, but... I forgot to check the tide’s schedule! 1.0667 0.03247 60 56 4 0
5291 Oops, quicksand. 1.0667 0.03247 60 56 4 0
5292 It was beachfront property when we bought it..... 1.0667 0.03247 60 56 4 0
5293 Harry, I told you that global warming thing's for real. 1.0667 0.03247 60 56 4 0
5294 They warned us that the tides are extreme here. 1.0667 0.04024 60 57 2 1
5295 Forget your beer, they watered down my Margarita. 1.0667 0.03247 60 56 4 0
5296 American Rhotic 1.0667 0.03247 60 56 4 0
5297 Yeah, let's vacation on the Bay of Fundy, good thinking. 1.0667 0.03247 60 56 4 0
5298 Life used to be a beach. Now its an ocean. 1.0667 0.03247 60 56 4 0
5299 Weren’t they saying something about warble gloaming? 1.0667 0.03247 60 56 4 0
5300 Left the water running in the tub again, Fred? 1.0667 0.03247 60 56 4 0
5301 Did we pay for this with a home equity loan? 1.0667 0.03247 60 56 4 0
5302 I told you we should have built the pool further from the ocean. 1.0667 0.03247 60 56 4 0
5303 Well, it is called Titanic Beach. 1.0667 0.03247 60 56 4 0
5304 I never know how much to tip for one beer. 1.0667 0.04024 60 57 2 1
5305 I think the low tide is coming don't you? 1.0667 0.04024 60 57 2 1
5306 I blame the failing New York tides." 1.0667 0.03247 60 56 4 0
5307 This is the last time your mother decides our vacation destination. 1.0667 0.03247 60 56 4 0
5308 I know it's the last day of summer, but really... 1.0667 0.03247 60 56 4 0
5309 Well...this is one way to stay cool... 1.0667 0.03247 60 56 4 0
5310 Maybe there IS something to this global warming thing after all 1.0667 0.03247 60 56 4 0
5311 I think this climate change thing is kind of cool. 1.0667 0.03247 60 56 4 0
5312 Honey, the umbrella doesn't seem to help. 1.0667 0.04024 60 57 2 1
5313 I swear it was a beachfront last year 1.0667 0.03247 60 56 4 0
5314 Is the tide coming in or going out? 1.0667 0.04024 60 57 2 1
5315 Trump was sure wrong about climate change! 1.0667 0.03247 60 56 4 0
5316 At least a shark didn't wake us up. 1.0667 0.03247 60 56 4 0
5317 But I already told you we’re allowed on this private beach as long as we stay below the mean high water line 1.0667 0.03247 60 56 4 0
5318 Honey, I think a shark just winked at me. 1.0667 0.04024 60 57 2 1
5319 Well, it's better than a roll in the hay. 1.0667 0.03247 60 56 4 0
5320 Let’s look for a table closer to low tide. 1.0667 0.03247 60 56 4 0
5321 All I really asked for was a nice cool dip! 1.0667 0.03247 60 56 4 0
5322 It's just the icebergs melting. 1.0667 0.03247 60 56 4 0
5323 Venice is quite nice this time of year." c. 205 1.0667 0.03247 60 56 4 0
5324 Favorite spot on the beach, won’t be abandoned by global warming fake news 1.0667 0.03247 60 56 4 0
5325 Our patio was here last year! 1.0667 0.04024 60 57 2 1
5326 No, I don't want to play "tide and seek" 1.0667 0.03247 60 56 4 0
5327 I wanted to soak up some rays; not soak up some waves! 1.0667 0.03247 60 56 4 0
5328 Please tell me that was your foot. 1.0667 0.03247 60 56 4 0
5329 When you checked the tide table did you factor in climate change? 1.0667 0.03247 60 56 4 0
5330 Here comes the sun...do do do do. Here comes the sun and I say it's alright. 1.0667 0.03247 60 56 4 0
5331 What we saved for a rainy day went under water. 1.0667 0.03247 60 56 4 0
5332 Do you think it is low tide yet? Na the beer isn’t warm” 1.0667 0.03247 60 56 4 0
5333 I'd rather drown. 1.0667 0.04024 60 57 2 1
5334 It was the warm beer that convinced them that global warning is real. 1.0667 0.03247 60 56 4 0
5335 Dammit Sarah, it was just a sprinkle. 1.0667 0.03247 60 56 4 0
5336 Is it okay to pee now? 1.0667 0.04024 60 57 2 1
5337 You'd best believe I'm salty right now. 1.0667 0.04024 60 57 2 1
5338 They say the beach is eroding at six inches a year. 1.0667 0.04024 60 57 2 1
5339 I guess it’s okay that you forgot the sunscreen. 1.0667 0.03247 60 56 4 0
5340 Did you remember to turn off the sprinklers? 1.0667 0.03247 60 56 4 0
5341 Watch out for water skiers. 1.0667 0.03247 60 56 4 0
5342 We're safe from land sharks here. 1.0667 0.03247 60 56 4 0
5343 Looks like we came at the right time! 1.0667 0.03247 60 56 4 0
5344 Well... the fish better be fresh! 1.0667 0.03247 60 56 4 0
5345 Vacation’s over, back to work. 1.0667 0.03247 60 56 4 0
5346 Let's just tide this one over. 1.0667 0.04024 60 57 2 1
5347 My girl friends say I'm in too deep. Considering my place in life, what's the alternative? 1.0667 0.03247 60 56 4 0
5348 Talk about under the weather!.i 1.0667 0.03247 60 56 4 0
5349 What did that realtor say exactly about "River Views"? 1.0667 0.03247 60 56 4 0
5350 Just when I thought it was safe to go NEAR the water again! 1.0667 0.03247 60 56 4 0
5351 Did you remember to buy our beach passes? 1.0667 0.03247 60 56 4 0
5352 Her: “I said to set up the beach chairs and umbrella on th beach near the water.” Him: “ I did!....... Must’ve been low tide, though....... Darn! Her: “And where is the cooler?.... I’m thirsty.” Him: “I think I saw it floating away a few minutes.” 1.0667 0.03247 60 56 4 0
5353 Maybe we should heed flash flood warnings! 1.0667 0.03247 60 56 4 0
5354 Has another Antarctic shelf calved? If so, I haven’t heard about it. 1.0667 0.03247 60 56 4 0
5355 Global warming sure is a beach. 1.0667 0.04024 60 57 2 1
5356 I don't mind the heat but it's the humidity I can't stand 1.0667 0.03247 60 56 4 0
5357 This beach is cooler now thanks to global warming. 1.0667 0.03247 60 56 4 0
5358 NOW you're gonna tell me his slogan was "Make America Wetlands Again?" 1.0667 0.03247 60 56 4 0
5359 We definitely found the warm spot! 1.0667 0.03247 60 56 4 0
5360 was that an old advertisement? 1.0667 0.04024 60 57 2 1
5361 They did say the vacation spot was just off the coast. 1.0667 0.03247 60 56 4 0
5362 Global warming again. 1.0667 0.03247 60 56 4 0
5363 Last year it was tanning in Antarctica. 1.0667 0.03247 60 56 4 0
5364 When you bought our "private island", did you check whether the tides were out? 1.0656 0.03959 61 58 2 1
5365 Henry, I don't think this is the Bahamas. 1.0656 0.03196 61 57 4 0
5366 By the sea, by the sea, by the beautiful sea! 
 You and me, you and me, oh how happy we'll be! ...Duh! 1.0656 0.03959 61 58 2 1
5367 At least the tide is going back out.” 1.0656 0.03196 61 57 4 0
5368 We shouldn't have listneted to Him at the rally. 1.0656 0.03196 61 57 4 0
5369 Huh...and i thought i was flowing. 1.0656 0.03196 61 57 4 0
5370 The next time you watch the Kavanaugh hearings, please don't repeat anything Sen. Booker says when we're sitting downstream from a beaver dam. 1.0656 0.03959 61 58 2 1
5371 Kind of makes your, 'Why should we care what happens to the ice caps?' a bit rhetorical doesn't it, sweetie? 1.0656 0.03196 61 57 4 0
5372 And it's warmer. 1.0656 0.03196 61 57 4 0
5373 Still, I think moving to Anchorage was smart. January is fine if you have a little shade. 1.0656 0.03196 61 57 4 0
5374 Rising sea levels. Climate change. We were told it's a Chinese hoax. Anything else is fake news. Oh, and that talk of my affair with your partner? Also, fake news. 1.0656 0.03196 61 57 4 0
5375 I think the real estate agent showed us this property at low tide. 1.0656 0.03196 61 57 4 0
5376 Can’t believe we came to Alaska for this. Thanks, Global Warming. 1.0656 0.03959 61 58 2 1
5377 Well we did pull out of that Climate Accord, go ahead and pee... 1.0656 0.03196 61 57 4 0
5378 I told you, you won't need sunblock lotion. 1.0656 0.03196 61 57 4 0
5379 Harold, I hope that is global warming! 1.0656 0.03196 61 57 4 0
5380 Only three more years until we can tie up the boat. 1.0656 0.03196 61 57 4 0
5381 I told you to get your hearing checked. I asked you before we bought this retirement dream, "Is it in a flood zone" not "Is it fun, hon?" 1.0656 0.03196 61 57 4 0
5382 And they said global warming wasn't real. 1.0656 0.03196 61 57 4 0
5383 There's no wet bar here, let's move back. 1.0656 0.03196 61 57 4 0
5384 It sure is nice of that Dutch boy to take his finger out of the dike during Summer. 1.0656 0.03196 61 57 4 0
5385 Whoever crooned, "Let your smile be your umbrella!" never met us. 1.0656 0.03196 61 57 4 0
5386 Unlike their underwater mortgage, their favorite vacation spot is a victim of climate change. 1.0656 0.03959 61 58 2 1
5387 Does the moon have something to do with this ? 1.0656 0.03196 61 57 4 0
5388 Can we count on Gore voter upport? 1.0656 0.03196 61 57 4 0
5389 I told you, Climate Change is more real than you think! 1.0656 0.03196 61 57 4 0
5390 Look on the bright side. Climate change turned our house into beachfront property. 1.0656 0.03196 61 57 4 0
5391 See Jeff, I told you not to wear that stupid cap! 1.0656 0.03196 61 57 4 0
5392 Maybe we should leave in a few minutes; I feel my back getting a little burned. 1.0656 0.03196 61 57 4 0
5393 My next car Will be a Tesla 1.0656 0.03196 61 57 4 0
5394 I just wanted to go to the movies, now I’m the Lady in the Water 1.0656 0.03196 61 57 4 0
5395 Dear, we may mean we have to change our favorite beach spot. Global climate change may be real, no matter what your boss may tell you. 1.0656 0.03196 61 57 4 0
5396 This is the best own the libs moment yet! 1.0656 0.03196 61 57 4 0
5397 Sure, but it was cold again in Chicago this past winter, so I just don't know about global warming. 1.0656 0.03196 61 57 4 0
5398 No, I thought you brought the camera. 1.0656 0.03959 61 58 2 1
5399 When your cousin let us borrow his condo by the beach, this isn't what I pictured. 1.0656 0.03196 61 57 4 0
5400 Rainy days and Mondays and really high tide always get me down. 1.0656 0.03196 61 57 4 0
5401 You did say that you wanted to be close to the water but not where you could get sand in your shoes. 1.0656 0.03959 61 58 2 1
5402 As you can tell from our shades, our future used to be bright. 1.0656 0.03196 61 57 4 0
5403 Yes, you're right honey, well done for remembering to bring the parasol 1.0526 0.02984 57 54 3 0
5404 Honey, did you leave the oven on? 1.0526 0.02984 57 54 3 0
5405 It's not as cold once you're in for a bit. 1.0526 0.02984 57 54 3 0
5406 What do you mean you don’t believe in sea level rise?! 1.0526 0.02984 57 54 3 0
5407 Honey, watch your beer. The neighbors almost lost their car that way 1.0526 0.02984 57 54 3 0
5408 No Melania, it has nothing to do with Global Warming, it's just high tide. 1.0526 0.03895 57 55 1 1
5409 At least the weather is fine, we just need to get better at picking the tides... 1.0526 0.02984 57 54 3 0
5410 It does feel good to dip your toes in. 1.0526 0.02984 57 54 3 0
5411 We should go somewhere else next year 1.0526 0.03895 57 55 1 1
5412 See climate change isn't all bad we don't have to get up to get in the water. 1.0526 0.02984 57 54 3 0
5413 Did you really just do that? 1.0526 0.02984 57 54 3 0
5414 Chad... did you just pee again?! I told you not to drink so much Bud Lite. 1.0526 0.02984 57 54 3 0
5415 Once again, Fox News declares that global warming is Fake News. 1.0526 0.02984 57 54 3 0
5416 Where's the wader? 1.0526 0.02984 57 54 3 0
5417 Sinking, off season Cote d Azure and USA President 1.0526 0.02984 57 54 3 0
5418 When in direct heat, stay cool as possible. 1.0526 0.02984 57 54 3 0
5419 Not orange juice, again. 1.0526 0.02984 57 54 3 0
5420 At least in holidays we don't drown 1.0526 0.02984 57 54 3 0
5421 I still don 1.0526 0.02984 57 54 3 0
5422 Honey, relax. We’re multi-tasking. 1.0526 0.02984 57 54 3 0
5423 See Jean,Global warming is not real. The water is freezing. 1.0526 0.02984 57 54 3 0
5424 Thank god our fancy beach hats didn’t get wet. 1.0526 0.02984 57 54 3 0
5425 Those global warming hoaxsters are getting better 1.0526 0.02984 57 54 3 0
5426 Now that you've finished about the Horowitz's can we move? 1.0526 0.02984 57 54 3 0
5427 I guess global warming has sped up. 1.0526 0.03895 57 55 1 1
5428 See, I told you ocean tides are not a Chinese hoax. 1.0526 0.02984 57 54 3 0
5429 I thought they said sue me. 1.0526 0.02984 57 54 3 0
5430 I could swear she said avoid that guide ,he’s always high 1.0526 0.02984 57 54 3 0
5431 SEA LEVEL RISE ACCELERATES UNEXPECTEDLY 1.0526 0.02984 57 54 3 0
5432 For the love of god and all that is holy, my anus is bleeding! 1.0526 0.02984 57 54 3 0
5433 Are you shore? Maybe we should wait to be sea Ted. 1.0526 0.02984 57 54 3 0
5434 You said you wanted to sun bathe 1.0526 0.02984 57 54 3 0
5435 Didn't you say the global warming would hold off at least through the weekend? 1.0526 0.02984 57 54 3 0
5436 I told you that high tide would be coming further inland this year. But you said climate change was a hoax and this spot has always been good. 1.0526 0.02984 57 54 3 0
5437 Should we buy that second vacation house? I’m just going to wait for some sort of sign . . . 1.0526 0.02984 57 54 3 0
5438 I guess those scientists were right. 1.0526 0.03895 57 55 1 1
5439 Did your ex also say, " this is a great beach" ? 1.0526 0.02984 57 54 3 0
5440 I'm not entirely sure, but I'm sensing that the dam up the street may have broken. 1.0526 0.02984 57 54 3 0
5441 Bernie, I am not leaving here until you tell me what happened last weekend. 1.0526 0.02984 57 54 3 0
5442 I think my fresh trout dinner just swam away. 1.0526 0.02984 57 54 3 0
5443 Yes, well I guess this is, technically, 'on the lake.' 1.0526 0.02984 57 54 3 0
5444 Should we move back a bit? 1.0526 0.02984 57 54 3 0
5445 Global warming, I think. 1.0526 0.02984 57 54 3 0
5446 Is this what they meant by the polar ice caps melting faster than expected? 1.0526 0.02984 57 54 3 0
5447 Good thing you set up the umbrella before hi-tide 1.0526 0.03895 57 55 1 1
5448 Is global warming this bad, or did you leave the water on. 1.0526 0.02984 57 54 3 0
5449 What were you saying about our mortgage again? 1.0526 0.02984 57 54 3 0
5450 So what’s our next exotic port of call, Captain Ice Chest? 1.0526 0.03895 57 55 1 1
5451 Maybe it was a bad idea to build our house in a flood plane 1.0526 0.02984 57 54 3 0
5452 Thank God, it's only garbage! 1.0526 0.03895 57 55 1 1
5453 I don't think buying adult diapers is going to help us with our current problem 1.0526 0.03895 57 55 1 1
5454 Bob, you can flush now. 1.0526 0.02984 57 54 3 0
5455 either we had too many coctails and fell asleep or we are being sucked into a salty abiss 1.0526 0.02984 57 54 3 0
5456 This wasn’t what I meant when I said we should move somewhere with rising values. 1.0526 0.02984 57 54 3 0
5457 It might have been a mistake to listen to Blondie. 1.0526 0.02984 57 54 3 0
5458 Can you give me the towel? 1.0526 0.02984 57 54 3 0
5459 So is this what you meant by “sunbathing?” 1.0526 0.02984 57 54 3 0
5460 Honey, I changed my mind about the river boat sunset cruise. 1.0526 0.02984 57 54 3 0
5461 Marge, a summer to forget about!" 1.0526 0.02984 57 54 3 0
5462 I don't care what's under water as long as it's not our mortgage. 1.0526 0.02984 57 54 3 0
5463 If global warming is occuring, why is the rising seawater so cool 1.0526 0.02984 57 54 3 0
5464 Can we please move on to a different dive? 1.0526 0.02984 57 54 3 0
5465 Things have changed since our honeymoon. 1.0526 0.03895 57 55 1 1
5466 I think you should maybe take cap off now 1.0526 0.02984 57 54 3 0
5467 Well, it is a supermoon tonight. 1.0526 0.02984 57 54 3 0
5468 Wave couldn't wait for November. 1.0526 0.02984 57 54 3 0
5469 This used to be prime real estate. 1.0526 0.02984 57 54 3 0
5470 Next time let’s just bring sunscreen. 1.0526 0.02984 57 54 3 0
5471 Debbie Harry true to her word even now that Blondie is retired. The tide is high but she’s holding on. 1.0526 0.02984 57 54 3 0
5472 C'mon, dom't litter, Dave. 1.0526 0.02984 57 54 3 0
5473 I thought high tide started later...I guess I’m in hot water in this marriage again 1.0526 0.03895 57 55 1 1
5474 I hear Mars is nice this time of year 1.0526 0.02984 57 54 3 0
5475 Perhaps next year we'll rethink oceanfront. 1.0526 0.02984 57 54 3 0
5476 i still think climate change is a hoax 1.0526 0.02984 57 54 3 0
5477 'This what the locals call a sunbath?' 1.0526 0.02984 57 54 3 0
5478 You had better be the one who is playing footsies with me. 1.0526 0.02984 57 54 3 0
5479 Beach Day during flood season 1.0526 0.02984 57 54 3 0
5480 Just like any other day on mermaid beach 1.0526 0.02984 57 54 3 0
5481 For the last time, stop digging into my foot with your toes. 1.0526 0.02984 57 54 3 0
5482 And me without my yacht. 1.0526 0.02984 57 54 3 0
5483 I need to lay off the diuretics! 1.0526 0.02984 57 54 3 0
5484 Do you still insist it was high tide when we came? 1.0526 0.03895 57 55 1 1
5485 Check the brochure again. Does it say anything about global warming? 1.0377 0.02643 53 51 2 0
5486 When does it rain money?!" "I don't know..." "When there's 'change' in it!" "Sigh" "Sigh 1.0377 0.02643 53 51 2 0
5487 Ok. So we are beating the heat. 1.0377 0.02643 53 51 2 0
5488 I told you we shouldn't go to Venice beach in November. 1.0377 0.02643 53 51 2 0
5489 See, I knew didn’t turn off the carbon dioxide. 1.0377 0.02643 53 51 2 0
5490 You would think global warming could hold off until our vacation is over! 1.0377 0.02643 53 51 2 0
5491 Oh, Trump lies again!! He said that there is no such thing as climate change. 1.0377 0.02643 53 51 2 0
5492 Ice caps melting. 1.0377 0.02643 53 51 2 0
5493 This beachfront property was your idea - idiot! 1.0377 0.02643 53 51 2 0
5494 Will we miss the sunset? 1.0377 0.02643 53 51 2 0
5495 I think I wet my pants. 1.0377 0.02643 53 51 2 0
5496 Enjoy ... it's Malibu and high tide. We're safe from arrest. 1.0377 0.02643 53 51 2 0
5497 It’s the new reality. 1.0377 0.02643 53 51 2 0
5498 We shouldn't have picked our spot so early. 1.0377 0.02643 53 51 2 0
5499 Maybe 'Global Warming Holidays' was the best choice for a travel agency. 1.0377 0.02643 53 51 2 0
5500 Is the umbrella close enough the water? 1.0377 0.02643 53 51 2 0
5501 It was never about your white guilt. I am just not feelin' it. 1.0377 0.02643 53 51 2 0
5502 Next time, let's do this in a Russian hotel. 1.0377 0.02643 53 51 2 0
5503 OK, have it your way. The tide IS coming in. 1.0377 0.02643 53 51 2 0
5504 Henry, are umbrellas aloud on this beach? 1.0377 0.02643 53 51 2 0
5505 Perhaps in future, enacting TV ads to ensure you've "crossed all the Ts" should hinge on checking tide tables. 1.0377 0.02643 53 51 2 0
5506 What was Remnick thinking? 1.0377 0.02643 53 51 2 0
5507 I guess that we do not have to reapply the sun lotion. 1.0377 0.02643 53 51 2 0
5508 Is it still considered shaming to say she has a striking level of displacement? 1.0377 0.02643 53 51 2 0
5509 I just peed a little. I liked it. 1.0377 0.02643 53 51 2 0
5510 Shall we talk about gravitational attraction before we are completely underwater?" 1.0377 0.02643 53 51 2 0
5511 Did our heated argument accelerate Global Warming? 1.0377 0.02643 53 51 2 0
5512 It's h- "It's great. It's not that hot. 1.0377 0.02643 53 51 2 0
5513 Ignoring the man’s warning, they descended into a deep ravine. A cacophony of buzzing filled the walls, the flies draped like a thick curtain over the shriveled, blood-red river at its base. 1.0377 0.02643 53 51 2 0
5514 Climate Change: “Sure, your half empty beer floats. But my half full wine is under water.” 1.0377 0.02643 53 51 2 0
5515 We're getting a head start on this year's hurricane wrap party. 1.0377 0.02643 53 51 2 0
5516 Just when you think your 25th anniversary is going fine and swell" 1.0377 0.02643 53 51 2 0
5517 At least my beer floats. 1.0377 0.02643 53 51 2 0
5518 Did you spill your soda again? 1.0377 0.02643 53 51 2 0
5519 At least there’s no chafing. 1.0377 0.02643 53 51 2 0
5520 I just peed. 1.0377 0.02643 53 51 2 0
5521 I guess there was a tsunami that hit Miami Beach. 1.0377 0.02643 53 51 2 0
5522 THEY SAY THAT THE SUN'S RAYS AREN'T DANGEROUS AFTER 4 BUT THEY FAILED TO MENTION THAT THE TIDE COMES IN. 1.0377 0.02643 53 51 2 0
5523 well it's the price we pay to avoid sand and flies. 1.0377 0.02643 53 51 2 0
5524 Harvey,I TOLD you that a carton of beer,on a 100-degree day at the beach,would leave us floating in your perspiration. 1.0377 0.02643 53 51 2 0
5525 It's a good marriage, Harold, because when I say that no matter what we are not giving up this spot, you don't' argue. 1.0377 0.02643 53 51 2 0
5526 Admit it. I told you not to send our life savings offshore. 1.0377 0.02643 53 51 2 0
5527 Are your toes ticking my fins? 1.0377 0.02643 53 51 2 0
5528 You just keep on denying. 1.0377 0.02643 53 51 2 0
5529 Why would you vote off the island? 1.0377 0.02643 53 51 2 0
5530 It's a trade off. 1.0377 0.02643 53 51 2 0
5531 I thought global warming was supposed to make the water evaporate. 1.0377 0.02643 53 51 2 0
5532 Next time, we will reserve in advance. 1.0377 0.02643 53 51 2 0
5533 I would never have believed it but this thing not only gives shade it is keeping waves away 1.0377 0.02643 53 51 2 0
5534 For their 25th anniversary, William and Kate return to Tuvalu. 1.0377 0.02643 53 51 2 0
5535 I wanted a warm vacation, but not this warm. 1.0377 0.02643 53 51 2 0
5536 I hate change...climate change! 1.0377 0.02643 53 51 2 0
5537 Are you peeing, Marcy? 1.0377 0.02643 53 51 2 0
5538 we will not ruin our holiday due to an argument 1.0377 0.02643 53 51 2 0
5539 Only forty more minutes in this water, babe, then we earn our eighty-five free Air Miles. 1.0377 0.02643 53 51 2 0
5540 What time did you tell the kids to come in? Three hairs past a freckle doesn't get it. 1.0377 0.02643 53 51 2 0
5541 I hope there are no sharks. 1.0377 0.02643 53 51 2 0
5542 Who told us a high tide lifts all lawn chairs? 1.0377 0.02643 53 51 2 0
5543 When you really FEEL climate change... 1.0377 0.02643 53 51 2 0
5544 This is the dark side of the moon. 1.0377 0.02643 53 51 2 0
5545 I just have two words for you: Tan. lines. 1.0377 0.02643 53 51 2 0
5546 I don't know why you think you always have to be in the driver's seat! 1.0377 0.02643 53 51 2 0
5547 Honey, I think it's time to talk about these "vacations." 1.0377 0.02643 53 51 2 0
5548 Don't you just love Iceland in the summer? 1.0377 0.02643 53 51 2 0
5549 I thought you said hurricane season is over...... 1.0377 0.02643 53 51 2 0
5550 Serves us right for not checking the tide times. 1.0377 0.02643 53 51 2 0
5551 Umbrellas Available only on the Trump Foundation website! 1.0377 0.02643 53 51 2 0
5552 this was not how the Cruise Line shore excursion desk describe the "reverse tide" experience 1.0377 0.02643 53 51 2 0
5553 I should have checked the weather upstream. 1.0377 0.02643 53 51 2 0
5554 Harvey, please move your hand. 1.0377 0.02643 53 51 2 0
5555 I thought we took a vacation to forget about our underwater mortgage. 1.0377 0.02643 53 51 2 0
5556 "The pessimist complains about climate change. The optimist reminds us how much we're saving on suntan lotion." 1.0377 0.02643 53 51 2 0
5557 Could you pass me the sunscreen, please? 1.0377 0.02643 53 51 2 0
5558 With rising sea levels and these stay off the dunes regs, perhaps we shouldn't plan on the beach next year 1.0377 0.02643 53 51 2 0
5559 That song I was whistling? 'Green Grass and High Tides Forever. 1.0377 0.02643 53 51 2 0
5560 Well there goes my tan. 1.0377 0.02643 53 51 2 0
5561 I would not order Surf and Turf at this place again. 1.0370 0.02594 54 52 2 0
5562 Fred, float me a beer 1.0370 0.02594 54 52 2 0
5563 You said, it would be a worry free vacation with out rain! 1.0200 0.02020 50 49 1 0
5564 According to the recipe, this is when the poaching begins. 1.0200 0.02020 50 49 1 0
5565 I wasn't talking about your mortgage 1.0200 0.02020 50 49 1 0
5566 You're not peeing are you? Yes. Me, too. 1.0200 0.02020 50 49 1 0
5567 Should we do this again next summer? 1.0200 0.02020 50 49 1 0
5568 the unbrells's crooked. 1.0200 0.02020 50 49 1 0
5569 Don't worry - it is just a Chinese Hoax! 1.0200 0.02020 50 49 1 0
5570 Ok, suppose I was a bit wrong and should not have payed attention to trump about global warming. After all, the economy is really great and, we had enough money to take a vacation. 1.0200 0.02020 50 49 1 0
5571 You're right, honey, global warming does feel cooling right now. 1.0200 0.02020 50 49 1 0
5572 I guess this is high tide 1.0200 0.02020 50 49 1 0
5573 This is the only beach your mother wouldncom%252Fcartoons%252Fcontest%2523thisweek%253Freload%253Dtrue%2 1.0200 0.02020 50 49 1 0
5574 I didn't know the polar icecap was melting that fast. 1.0200 0.02020 50 49 1 0
5575 DID YOU SAY OUR FREQUENT FLYER MILES COVERS THIS BENEFIT OR ARE WE PAYING EXTRA? 1.0200 0.02020 50 49 1 0
5576 Howard, when did you make the last mortgage payment? 1.0200 0.02020 50 49 1 0
5577 Water you looking at? 1.0200 0.02020 50 49 1 0
5578 Climate change is a hoax. 1.0196 0.01980 51 50 1 0
5579 Waterfront properties are still going up, right? 1.0196 0.01980 51 50 1 0
5580 Maybe it is time to let those global warming sings sink in... 1.0196 0.01980 51 50 1 0
5581 The swamp really has changed. 1.0196 0.01980 51 50 1 0
5582 Global warming is pretty good 1.0196 0.01980 51 50 1 0
5583 I prefer this natural disaster than the Steve Bannon one at The New Yorker festival. 1.0196 0.01980 51 50 1 0
5584 So much for global warning ! 1.0196 0.01980 51 50 1 0
5585 The water’s been warmer this year, don’t you think, Todd? 1.0192 0.01942 52 51 1 0
5586 On the bright side the higher sea level does keep you cooler. 1.0000 0.02151 47 47 0 0
5587 Next time I'm walking to the porta-potty! 1.0000 0.02151 47 47 0 0
5588 Did the tide just come in, or is this climate change? Or both? 1.0000 0.02151 47 47 0 0
5589 Well Honey, I guess we are finally on the same waive length!! 1.0000 0.02151 47 47 0 0
5590 Summer reflections from the East coast. 1.0000 0.02105 48 48 0 0
5591 Don't freak out, but I'm reasonably certain we're sitting in dolphin blood. 1.0000 0.02151 47 47 0 0
5592 When the water gets up to that empty head of yours will you finally believe in global warming? 1.0000 0.02151 47 47 0 0
5593 So, what were you saying about second chances? 1.0000 0.02151 47 47 0 0
5594 Cool - Check out the polar bear. 1.0000 0.02151 47 47 0 0
5595 No, You are not all-wet - yet. 1.0000 0.02151 47 47 0 0
5596 Thanks to climate change, vacation with the kids is much quieter than it used to be. 1.0000 0.02151 47 47 0 0
5597 I thought you checked the weather. 1.0000 0.02151 47 47 0 0
5598 No Chick-fil-A deal and now this....I'm moving back to Holland. 1.0000 0.02151 47 47 0 0
5599 I thought you said high tide was 11:00pm! 1.0000 0.02151 47 47 0 0
5600 Well sure, but it wasn't caused by human activities. 1.0000 0.02151 47 47 0 0
5601 I know the ocean view restaurant was here somewhere. 1.0000 0.02151 47 47 0 0
5602 Well, they did sell us on the point that we couldn't get any closer to nature... 1.0000 0.02105 48 48 0 0
5603 They say it's a result of global warming, but I believe it's just high tide. 1.0000 0.02151 47 47 0 0
5604 Ever since we got here I’ve felt rather bogged down 1.0000 0.02151 47 47 0 0
5605 Why are these people staring at us? 1.0000 0.02151 47 47 0 0
5606 I wish the glaciers stopped receding until after the season... 1.0000 0.02151 47 47 0 0
5607 This vacation’s a wash. 1.0000 0.02151 47 47 0 0
5608 Darling, it’s sinking hot out here today. 1.0000 0.02151 47 47 0 0
5609 No, I'm not salty about our vacation. 1.0000 0.02151 47 47 0 0
5610 A "hoax", my ass! 1.0000 0.02151 47 47 0 0
5611 Isn't this just a lovely view of the water? 1.0000 0.02151 47 47 0 0
5612 Attention people of Earth! We are the floating torsos of evil. Prepare to be incinerated. 1.0000 0.02151 47 47 0 0
5613 It’s warmer than I remember. 1.0000 0.02105 48 48 0 0
5614 Yes, this is the last umbrella but I think we can do better. 1.0000 0.02151 47 47 0 0
5615 Well at least your sandwich will have all that sea-salt you wanted. 1.0000 0.02151 47 47 0 0
5616 Jeff proposed an alternative to suntan lotion. 1.0000 0.02105 48 48 0 0
5617 There is too such a thing as a land shark. 1.0000 0.01081 93 93 0 0
5618 Climate change is great for swimming but my it causes my sandwiches to go to hell. 1.0000 0.01550 65 65 0 0
5619 That's the last time we book our vacation with Ark Travel 1.0000 0.01036 97 97 0 0
5620 See Steve, I told you we should have moved our chairs back 1.0000 0.01036 97 97 0 0
5621 Still denying climate science, Harvey? 1.0000 0.01036 97 97 0 0
5622 I read somewhere that floating is very therapeutic. 1.0000 0.01058 95 95 0 0
5623 You said you wanted to go sunbathing. 1.0000 0.01093 92 92 0 0
5624 Ralph, have you seen my Hermes Birkin bag?" 1.0000 0.01093 92 92 0 0
5625 I TOLD you that the beach area was shrinking, _but would you BELIEVE me?? 1.0000 0.01093 92 92 0 0
5626 Well Marge, you wanted a beach vacation, this is the latest trend in the Caribbean. 1.0000 0.01093 92 92 0 0
5627 Its high tide and we,re drowning in the heat 1.0000 0.01093 92 92 0 0
5628 Thanks Obam-Only in New York! 1.0000 0.01093 92 92 0 0
5629 Well this pricey holiday has definitely put me under water honey 1.0000 0.01093 92 92 0 0
5630 Damn, climate change is ruining my tan. 1.0000 0.01093 92 92 0 0
5631 The New Yorker paid Steve Bannon $100,000 and sea levels rose three feet." 1.0000 0.01081 93 93 0 0
5632 I love this bathroom!! 1.0000 0.01081 93 93 0 0
5633 Well, I guess it's high-tide we get out of here. 1.0000 0.01081 93 93 0 0
5634 It's lucky I taught you the Dead Man's Float 1.0000 0.01036 97 97 0 0
5635 I still say climate change is a hoax. 1.0000 0.01036 97 97 0 0
5636 I hear the Tarpon are biting today. 1.0000 0.01036 97 97 0 0
5637 Tap the seal, dear? 1.0000 0.01036 97 97 0 0
5638 The brochure said a wonderful wet vacation. 1.0000 0.01550 65 65 0 0
5639 I guess I shouldn’t have said that the fish I had yesterday wasn’t fresh. 1.0000 0.01439 70 70 0 0
5640 Yes, it's an opportunity to play hidden footsie, but let's concentrate on saving our lives. 1.0000 0.00897 112 112 0 0
5641 Well, the tables are right to show the high tide here as mean. 1.0000 0.02151 47 47 0 0
5642 Because I know, all those spiders attacking that town was just fiction. 1.0000 0.00905 111 111 0 0
5643 Minnows or crawdads for lunch? 1.0000 0.00858 117 117 0 0
5644 I should have known better than to trust your stupid tide reports. 1.0000 0.00797 126 126 0 0
5645 Wishful thinking at its best 1.0000 0.01170 86 86 0 0
5646 Next year when we celebrate your proposing to me here, we should probably bring snorkels. 1.0000 0.00791 127 127 0 0
5647 I told you not to wear your catheter to the beach. 1.0000 0.00635 158 158 0 0
5648 It does sound like Mai Tai. But that's not what I said. 1.0000 0.00619 162 162 0 0
5649 Perhaps we should go to that paid beach up the road after all? 1.0000 0.01005 100 100 0 0
5650 When they said waterfront property I assumed they meant the dry side of the waterfront. 1.0000 0.01036 97 97 0 0
5651 Buried treasure... sunken treasure... What’s the difference, at this point? 1.0000 0.01036 97 97 0 0
5652 I love global warming. 1.0000 0.01036 97 97 0 0
5653 I'm starting to think there's something to that stuff about beach erosion. 1.0000 0.01036 97 97 0 0
5654 How do those darn Germans always bag the best sun loungers? 1.0000 0.00727 138 138 0 0
5655 We should have signed up for the submarine ride. 1.0000 0.02151 47 47 0 0