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Name | Value |
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Submission deadline | 2018-09-10T03:52:00.000Z |
Voting started | - |
Voting ended | 2018-09-24T03:55:00.000Z |
Finalists announced | 2018-09-18T03:53:00.000Z |
Magazine(s) announcing finalists issued | September 24, 2018 |
Number of captions | 5656 |
Number of responses | 1159733 |
Number of participants | - |
In this table, the "mean" means the empirically measured average funniness score when the "unfunny", "somewhat funny" and "funny" receive a funniness score of 1, 2, 3 respectively. "Precison" is the standard error of the mean, the standard deviation of the mean estimate. With that, a caption with an empirical mean μ and precision σ has true mean in the range [μ - 2σ, μ + 2σ] with 95% probability by the 68-95-99.7 rule assuming the responses are indepedent and identically distributed.
Rank | Caption | Mean | Precision | Total votes | "Unfunny" votes | "Somewhat funny" votes | "Funny" votes |
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0 | Gore was right. This is inconvenient. | 2.2551 | 0.00622 | 14468 | 2672 | 5433 | 6363 |
1 | I clearly recall choosing hell over high water. | 2.1032 | 0.00649 | 14180 | 3576 | 5565 | 5039 |
2 | Looks like we might be facing a row vs wade decision | 2.0266 | 0.00740 | 12841 | 4345 | 3810 | 4686 |
3 | Is your mom still in the lounge chair? | 1.9664 | 0.00838 | 9627 | 3420 | 3110 | 3097 |
4 | Still want to vote Republican, Ed? | 1.9024 | 0.00746 | 11818 | 4524 | 3924 | 3370 |
5 | Ok, but the moon landing was still a hoax. | 1.8931 | 0.00746 | 11344 | 4250 | 4057 | 3037 |
6 | On the bright side, at least we have a roof under our feet. | 1.8911 | 0.00833 | 9209 | 3495 | 3222 | 2492 |
7 | Please put your trunks on before the tide goes out! | 1.8822 | 0.00714 | 11628 | 4215 | 4568 | 2845 |
8 | Frankly, I didn’t believe the seafront would reach Iowa this quickly. | 1.8720 | 0.01097 | 5119 | 1945 | 1884 | 1290 |
9 | ON the water, Frank. I said a nice place ON the water. | 1.8460 | 0.00841 | 7967 | 2950 | 3294 | 1723 |
10 | It’s Florida. We stand our ground. | 1.8340 | 0.00756 | 10824 | 4394 | 3833 | 2597 |
11 | I'd be worried if we believed in climate change | 1.8317 | 0.00815 | 9271 | 3764 | 3303 | 2204 |
12 | And to think this was the best table at Mar-a-Lago Club just 5 years ago! | 1.8229 | 0.00945 | 7207 | 3068 | 2347 | 1792 |
13 | Never mind, I don't need to use the restroom anymore. | 1.8148 | 0.01184 | 4476 | 1895 | 1515 | 1066 |
14 | I’m just saying it might have been helpful to know that the travel agent is your ex-wife. | 1.8114 | 0.00811 | 9496 | 4032 | 3223 | 2241 |
15 | Thankfully, we've been assured this isn't happening. | 1.7983 | 0.01203 | 4180 | 1771 | 1481 | 928 |
16 | Truth is, this is inconvenient. | 1.7746 | 0.00986 | 6083 | 2639 | 2176 | 1268 |
17 | I guess it wasn't fake news. | 1.7699 | 0.00850 | 8350 | 3700 | 2871 | 1779 |
18 | For all of this talk of global warming, the water is still pretty cold. | 1.7629 | 0.00931 | 6530 | 2805 | 2468 | 1257 |
19 | It's great to get away from the wildfires for a while. | 1.7546 | 0.01424 | 2771 | 1202 | 1047 | 522 |
20 | Not to say I told you so...but I suggested we see the glaciers 10 years ago. | 1.7388 | 0.00836 | 8108 | 3635 | 2956 | 1517 |
21 | It's funny how an inch higher every year sneaks up on you. | 1.7310 | 0.00836 | 7940 | 3556 | 2964 | 1420 |
22 | Just think how bad it would be if global warming were real. | 1.7246 | 0.00929 | 6902 | 3268 | 2267 | 1367 |
23 | Let's go to Phoenix, you said. It's a dry heat, you said. That Al Gore's an idiot, you said. | 1.7181 | 0.01483 | 2675 | 1270 | 889 | 516 |
24 | Even if he didn't invent the internet, he got this right. | 1.7049 | 0.01494 | 2491 | 1168 | 890 | 433 |
25 | I am so glad the coalminers have their jobs back! | 1.7001 | 0.01578 | 2464 | 1236 | 731 | 497 |
26 | Well, at least no one can see your Speedo. | 1.6984 | 0.00867 | 7532 | 3613 | 2578 | 1341 |
27 | 99 Scientists agree and I had to listen to 1 republican! | 1.6966 | 0.01155 | 4703 | 2405 | 1320 | 978 |
28 | Do you feel like we’re drifting apart? | 1.6958 | 0.00977 | 6203 | 3065 | 1960 | 1178 |
29 | We voted for him because he said he'd drain the swamp. We didn't know he'd pump it right into our backyard. | 1.6837 | 0.01097 | 4844 | 2420 | 1536 | 888 |
30 | How could this happen? Didn’t we vote against science? | 1.6836 | 0.01033 | 5655 | 2882 | 1680 | 1093 |
31 | Well, I suppose this is an inconvenient truth. | 1.6825 | 0.00904 | 6889 | 3380 | 2316 | 1193 |
32 | Fake tide. I'm certain of it. | 1.6804 | 0.01037 | 5475 | 2766 | 1693 | 1016 |
33 | Next summer, can we deny climate change in the mountains? | 1.6703 | 0.01108 | 4641 | 2339 | 1493 | 809 |
34 | That better be your toes inching up my leg. | 1.6622 | 0.01066 | 4814 | 2404 | 1632 | 778 |
35 | I blame the New York Times. | 1.6616 | 0.02073 | 1454 | 783 | 380 | 291 |
36 | The brochure was right.....I have forgotten about my everyday cares! | 1.6577 | 0.01021 | 5363 | 2731 | 1737 | 895 |
37 | When your brother told us his beachfront property was under water, I didn't think this was what he meant. | 1.6524 | 0.01564 | 2097 | 1029 | 768 | 300 |
38 | I will stop humming the theme to "Jaws" after you admit Al Gore was right! | 1.6483 | 0.01021 | 5437 | 2833 | 1683 | 921 |
39 | Your penile shrinkage is the least of our problems. | 1.6477 | 0.01700 | 2109 | 1145 | 562 | 402 |
40 | You're right. It's nicer up here on the roof. | 1.6442 | 0.01012 | 5315 | 2728 | 1750 | 837 |
41 | Okay, so maybe this doesn't prove global warming. Except that - WE'RE IN KANSAS! | 1.6332 | 0.00954 | 6162 | 3273 | 1876 | 1013 |
42 | Funny, the kids haven't said a thing in hours. | 1.6330 | 0.01378 | 2992 | 1600 | 890 | 502 |
43 | Before climate change, Omaha Beach meant France, not Nebraska. | 1.6300 | 0.01214 | 3784 | 2013 | 1158 | 613 |
44 | It's still better than last year when you brought your mother. | 1.6189 | 0.01605 | 2073 | 1099 | 665 | 309 |
45 | Look over there honey, it's the president!!! Can you ask him to toss us some paper towels? | 1.6171 | 0.01478 | 2818 | 1613 | 671 | 534 |
46 | Well, they were right about the ocean view. | 1.6165 | 0.01761 | 1635 | 848 | 566 | 221 |
47 | I take it you bought the property at low tide? | 1.6132 | 0.01746 | 1652 | 859 | 573 | 220 |
48 | I thought you said they’d drain the swamp. | 1.6094 | 0.01025 | 5304 | 2918 | 1540 | 846 |
49 | Wow! The seat cushion really does work as a floatation device. | 1.6089 | 0.01631 | 1851 | 959 | 657 | 235 |
50 | And I suppose this is my fault too. | 1.5946 | 0.01696 | 1877 | 1041 | 556 | 280 |
51 | If they had called it "Coastal Devaluation" instead of "Climate Change", I'd have paid more attention | 1.5935 | 0.01233 | 3424 | 1870 | 1076 | 478 |
52 | Is this global warming, the blue wave, or the deep state? | 1.5871 | 0.01472 | 2514 | 1418 | 716 | 380 |
53 | I still need proof. | 1.5771 | 0.01277 | 3256 | 1844 | 945 | 467 |
54 | I guess the Prius wasn't enough. | 1.5759 | 0.01549 | 2155 | 1208 | 653 | 294 |
55 | These tan lines will be very difficult to explain. | 1.5735 | 0.01534 | 2103 | 1160 | 680 | 263 |
56 | I'll say it's an inconvenient truth… | 1.5717 | 0.01283 | 3091 | 1732 | 951 | 408 |
57 | Man, the Chinese are going all out with this global warming hoax. | 1.5679 | 0.01155 | 3934 | 2250 | 1134 | 550 |
58 | It’s true. Hands are very hard to draw. | 1.5626 | 0.01679 | 2012 | 1203 | 486 | 323 |
59 | Are you sure this is just a liberal hoax? | 1.5625 | 0.03212 | 512 | 296 | 144 | 72 |
60 | I'd love just one day without a metaphor about our marriage. | 1.5590 | 0.01761 | 1712 | 998 | 471 | 243 |
61 | Well, that settles it -- a rising tide only lifts boats. | 1.5543 | 0.03384 | 442 | 254 | 131 | 57 |
62 | Funny. I was sure he'd have drained the swamp by now. | 1.5513 | 0.01093 | 4382 | 2570 | 1208 | 604 |
63 | Remember when global warming was just a hoax? | 1.5494 | 0.01582 | 1944 | 1108 | 604 | 232 |
64 | Archimedes predicted this would happen if everyone went swimming at the same time. | 1.5465 | 0.01681 | 1806 | 1056 | 513 | 237 |
65 | Reconsidering your vote yet?" | 1.5441 | 0.01734 | 1678 | 980 | 483 | 215 |
66 | Well, at least the coal miners still have their jobs. | 1.5415 | 0.01275 | 3134 | 1846 | 879 | 409 |
67 | You did say we were going to the beach 'come hell or high water'. | 1.5404 | 0.01575 | 1893 | 1079 | 605 | 209 |
68 | I guess I always thought this would be our grandchildren's problem. | 1.5382 | 0.01764 | 1572 | 915 | 468 | 189 |
69 | We'll go when I'm done peeing. | 1.5352 | 0.01273 | 3154 | 1880 | 860 | 414 |
70 | Yeah, but at least America’s great again. | 1.5262 | 0.01584 | 2064 | 1255 | 532 | 277 |
71 | Charles, I’m ready to talk about selling the beach house now. | 1.5255 | 0.01893 | 1235 | 705 | 411 | 119 |
72 | No, that's not my foot. | 1.5233 | 0.01339 | 2723 | 1623 | 775 | 325 |
73 | ...not the type of ‘total immersion experience’ I meant.” | 1.5226 | 0.01958 | 1194 | 694 | 376 | 124 |
74 | I think I forgot to turn the faucet off. | 1.5208 | 0.01482 | 2698 | 1755 | 481 | 462 |
75 | Is that an ark? | 1.5192 | 0.01558 | 1982 | 1182 | 571 | 229 |
76 | I've had it up to here Kevin. | 1.5181 | 0.02012 | 1162 | 688 | 346 | 128 |
77 | This climate change hoax has gone too far. | 1.5167 | 0.01483 | 2448 | 1536 | 559 | 353 |
78 | Next year remember your swim trunks so we can sit on the beach. | 1.5141 | 0.01913 | 1348 | 819 | 365 | 164 |
79 | Chris Christie is in the water again. | 1.5137 | 0.01613 | 2046 | 1284 | 473 | 289 |
80 | It's not true if we don't believe it. | 1.5133 | 0.01549 | 2026 | 1225 | 562 | 239 |
81 | I shaved my legs for this?? | 1.5127 | 0.02657 | 710 | 435 | 186 | 89 |
82 | You used Apple Maps again, didn't you? | 1.5078 | 0.02173 | 1020 | 620 | 282 | 118 |
83 | Look at the bright side. The beach is much closer to home now. | 1.5078 | 0.02254 | 833 | 482 | 279 | 72 |
84 | Don't be ridiculous. The President says we're not wet. | 1.5028 | 0.01700 | 1798 | 1136 | 420 | 242 |
85 | The kids seem quiet. | 1.5028 | 0.02545 | 724 | 439 | 206 | 79 |
86 | You and your stupid Groupons. | 1.4994 | 0.01766 | 1598 | 998 | 402 | 198 |
87 | You say, ‘high tide’, I say ‘global warming’ “ | 1.4984 | 0.02198 | 953 | 578 | 275 | 100 |
88 | But what if this is low tide? | 1.4919 | 0.01640 | 1657 | 1004 | 491 | 162 |
89 | Covfefe. | 1.4908 | 0.01882 | 1463 | 941 | 326 | 196 |
90 | I'm sure if the ice caps were really melting, the water wouldn't be this warm. | 1.4889 | 0.01728 | 1536 | 945 | 431 | 160 |
91 | I assure you nobody is going to take our chairs if we go back to our room now | 1.4871 | 0.01684 | 1548 | 940 | 462 | 146 |
92 | I still say it's half full. | 1.4870 | 0.01755 | 1538 | 961 | 405 | 172 |
93 | I've had it up to here with climate change! | 1.4870 | 0.01766 | 1536 | 964 | 396 | 176 |
94 | These awful liberal hoaxes get more realistic every year. | 1.4857 | 0.01794 | 1507 | 952 | 378 | 177 |
95 | I don't think he's coming back with our drinks. | 1.4848 | 0.02130 | 1019 | 633 | 278 | 108 |
96 | I watched the forecast on FOX. | 1.4842 | 0.01832 | 1460 | 928 | 357 | 175 |
97 | remind me again how climate change is not settled science. | 1.4783 | 0.03083 | 508 | 324 | 125 | 59 |
98 | Well...now you know why second prize is 2 weeks. | 1.4760 | 0.01839 | 1311 | 814 | 370 | 127 |
99 | But Fox news said it was a myth. | 1.4708 | 0.01958 | 1217 | 776 | 309 | 132 |
100 | Should we wake up your mother? | 1.4672 | 0.02049 | 1158 | 754 | 267 | 137 |
101 | Fire Island isn't what it used to be. You know, before the gays caused global warming. | 1.4667 | 0.02002 | 1142 | 728 | 295 | 119 |
102 | Know what's inconvenient? Gore smirking every time he skis by. | 1.4661 | 0.02078 | 1105 | 716 | 263 | 126 |
103 | Very different from our last trip to Alaska, isn't it? | 1.4648 | 0.02062 | 1108 | 716 | 269 | 123 |
104 | No, the wine should be okay. I'm not optimistic about the sandwiches. | 1.4641 | 0.02106 | 961 | 600 | 276 | 85 |
105 | Please put your trunks back on before low tide. | 1.4627 | 0.02045 | 1085 | 694 | 280 | 111 |
106 | Still better than visiting your mother. | 1.4625 | 0.02057 | 1079 | 692 | 275 | 112 |
107 | Alexa, when is low tide? | 1.4621 | 0.02124 | 1056 | 688 | 248 | 120 |
108 | It's the only way to get this good spot when the tide's out. | 1.4569 | 0.02092 | 998 | 636 | 268 | 94 |
109 | Pity about the sandcastles and children. | 1.4562 | 0.02194 | 993 | 654 | 225 | 114 |
110 | Just keep repeating: "What you're seeing is not what's happening" | 1.4560 | 0.02168 | 989 | 645 | 237 | 107 |
111 | I've had it up to here. | 1.4558 | 0.02160 | 985 | 640 | 241 | 104 |
112 | I feel like we are drifting apart. | 1.4555 | 0.03432 | 393 | 256 | 95 | 42 |
113 | Did that guy just put an elephant on a boat? | 1.4551 | 0.02790 | 613 | 404 | 139 | 70 |
114 | Still beats vacationing with your mother-in-law. | 1.4546 | 0.02165 | 970 | 629 | 241 | 100 |
115 | Mar a Lago, 2025 | 1.4542 | 0.02254 | 971 | 649 | 203 | 119 |
116 | Please tell me you're playing footsie. | 1.4521 | 0.02204 | 940 | 613 | 229 | 98 |
117 | Do you remember when Arizona did not have tides? | 1.4507 | 0.02223 | 923 | 603 | 224 | 96 |
118 | Of course it seems wet. That's what makes it a hoax. | 1.4498 | 0.02224 | 916 | 598 | 224 | 94 |
119 | Honey—how tall are the kids? | 1.4477 | 0.02228 | 889 | 577 | 226 | 86 |
120 | Are you peeing too? | 1.4476 | 0.02310 | 887 | 590 | 197 | 100 |
121 | Would you prefer 'I told you so' or 'Good choice, dear'" | 1.4470 | 0.02112 | 877 | 548 | 266 | 63 |
122 | Well, that happened faster than I expected. | 1.4460 | 0.02203 | 870 | 558 | 236 | 76 |
123 | I guess we can add the tide charts to our list of fake news. | 1.4453 | 0.02264 | 869 | 568 | 215 | 86 |
124 | Now that we’ve grabbed the best spot, all we have to do is wait for low tide. | 1.4419 | 0.02235 | 835 | 537 | 227 | 71 |
125 | What are we wading for? | 1.4374 | 0.02376 | 775 | 510 | 191 | 74 |
126 | I’m hoping for more ebb, less flow. | 1.4359 | 0.02423 | 725 | 474 | 186 | 65 |
127 | I think I'm going to start believing in science. | 1.4351 | 0.02315 | 770 | 499 | 207 | 64 |
128 | What part of the 'ice cap melting' didn' t you understand?" | 1.4351 | 0.02394 | 770 | 510 | 185 | 75 |
129 | Please tell me that's the Gulf-stream and not you. | 1.4343 | 0.03755 | 327 | 220 | 72 | 35 |
130 | That’s the difference between you and me. I prefer to see the tide as half full. | 1.4337 | 0.02415 | 754 | 500 | 181 | 73 |
131 | This is what it must feel like to work at the White House. | 1.4335 | 0.02485 | 752 | 508 | 162 | 82 |
132 | Just like our mortgage. | 1.4335 | 0.02412 | 752 | 498 | 182 | 72 |
133 | Well, an optimist would say the beach is half empty. | 1.4333 | 0.02801 | 547 | 360 | 137 | 50 |
134 | Think of it as half empty. | 1.4324 | 0.02371 | 754 | 495 | 192 | 67 |
135 | Still beats Buffalo. | 1.4317 | 0.02413 | 732 | 482 | 184 | 66 |
136 | We better leave before the tide comes in. | 1.4303 | 0.02333 | 725 | 467 | 204 | 54 |
137 | That is true, we do have the beach to ourselves... | 1.4290 | 0.03461 | 324 | 208 | 93 | 23 |
138 | You have to admit, when the Chinese do a hoax, they go all out. | 1.4280 | 0.02396 | 708 | 462 | 189 | 57 |
139 | Don’t stick the umbrella pole through the bottom of the boat, I say. But, Noooo, you say... | 1.4246 | 0.02543 | 676 | 454 | 157 | 65 |
140 | More research is needed. | 1.4244 | 0.02530 | 681 | 457 | 159 | 65 |
141 | Tell me that's your foot, George. | 1.4234 | 0.02435 | 666 | 434 | 182 | 50 |
142 | It has nothing to do with global warming. You're sitting on the drain. | 1.4219 | 0.02607 | 659 | 448 | 144 | 67 |
143 | It’s not the warming, it’s the humidity. | 1.4219 | 0.02461 | 659 | 432 | 176 | 51 |
144 | It would have to be much colder if it was melted polar icecaps, that's all I'm saying." | 1.4219 | 0.02535 | 659 | 440 | 160 | 59 |
145 | Climate skeptics in 2050 enjoying the West Virginia coast. | 1.4211 | 0.02542 | 653 | 436 | 159 | 58 |
146 | Okay fine - but they still can’t convince me that I’m related to a monkey. | 1.4208 | 0.02871 | 530 | 358 | 121 | 51 |
147 | The tides they are a-changin’. | 1.4205 | 0.02502 | 654 | 433 | 167 | 54 |
148 | Should we be concerned that this is low tide? | 1.4198 | 0.02565 | 648 | 435 | 154 | 59 |
149 | I still think we should do the glass bottom boat cactus tour. | 1.4197 | 0.03834 | 305 | 208 | 66 | 31 |
150 | Are we in de-nile? | 1.4194 | 0.02600 | 639 | 431 | 148 | 60 |
151 | how much further inland do you think we'll need to go next year? | 1.4189 | 0.02475 | 635 | 415 | 174 | 46 |
152 | Sure beats sitting in two feet of snow. | 1.4168 | 0.02569 | 619 | 412 | 156 | 51 |
153 | Say "time and tide waits for no man" one more time, and I''ll deck you. | 1.4165 | 0.02595 | 617 | 413 | 151 | 53 |
154 | Is that warm water you or the gulf stream? | 1.4163 | 0.02681 | 615 | 420 | 134 | 61 |
155 | We'll always have the Paris Agreement. | 1.4161 | 0.02606 | 620 | 417 | 148 | 55 |
156 | I liked Antarctica more when the penguins were still here." | 1.4152 | 0.02686 | 607 | 414 | 134 | 59 |
157 | I have an idea of what you can do with the umbrella | 1.4125 | 0.02696 | 594 | 405 | 133 | 56 |
158 | No, dear - it is simply the alternative fact that Drumpf has increased the volume of ocean water more than any other President in the history of our country. | 1.4115 | 0.02719 | 593 | 407 | 128 | 58 |
159 | Good thing you insisted on bringing the umbrella" | 1.4097 | 0.02766 | 576 | 397 | 122 | 57 |
160 | Okay, I'll grant you global warming. But I still don't see any Russian collusion. | 1.4095 | 0.02765 | 547 | 371 | 128 | 48 |
161 | To be fair, the vacation package did call it an "Immersive Experience". | 1.4094 | 0.02603 | 574 | 381 | 151 | 42 |
162 | So. We still going with 'climate change is a hoax' ? | 1.4091 | 0.02597 | 572 | 379 | 152 | 41 |
163 | You going in? | 1.4090 | 0.02718 | 577 | 394 | 130 | 53 |
164 | There's still no scientific consensus" | 1.4085 | 0.02804 | 568 | 394 | 116 | 58 |
165 | I told you if we lived here long enough we would have waterfront property. | 1.4078 | 0.02681 | 564 | 380 | 138 | 46 |
166 | Perhaps pulling out of the Paris Climate Accord was a bit premature. | 1.4071 | 0.02682 | 560 | 377 | 138 | 45 |
167 | There’s a new island of plastic in the Pacific, so it all balances out. | 1.4065 | 0.02647 | 556 | 371 | 144 | 41 |
168 | I'll fold the umbrella. You find the kids. | 1.4048 | 0.02789 | 546 | 375 | 121 | 50 |
169 | The beaches are so much more peaceful since the glaciers melted. | 1.4047 | 0.02771 | 551 | 378 | 123 | 50 |
170 | It's only high tide. I still don't believe in global warming. | 1.4044 | 0.02593 | 549 | 362 | 152 | 35 |
171 | So, is this the Mar or the Lago? | 1.4040 | 0.02749 | 547 | 373 | 127 | 47 |
172 | I didn't think it would be this inconvenient, did you? | 1.4037 | 0.02768 | 545 | 373 | 124 | 48 |
173 | 2 DOWN: The fourth letter of the alphabet + a large river in Egypt | 1.4037 | 0.02768 | 545 | 373 | 124 | 48 |
174 | Great, now I've got crabs. | 1.4030 | 0.02813 | 536 | 369 | 118 | 49 |
175 | I think we're about to be in over our heads. | 1.4023 | 0.02660 | 532 | 354 | 142 | 36 |
176 | I think it’s time to sell. | 1.4015 | 0.02779 | 528 | 360 | 124 | 44 |
177 | Well, Antarctica is different than I expected. | 1.4008 | 0.02845 | 524 | 362 | 114 | 48 |
178 | Well, I still hate Al Gore. | 1.4008 | 0.02723 | 529 | 357 | 132 | 40 |
179 | Put on your shorts, dear. The tide is going out. | 1.3996 | 0.02815 | 518 | 355 | 119 | 44 |
180 | ENOUGH with your Climate Change nonsense! I've had it up to - well - oh, FINE. Point taken. | 1.3977 | 0.02760 | 518 | 352 | 126 | 40 |
181 | Billy can swim, right? | 1.3977 | 0.02779 | 513 | 349 | 124 | 40 |
182 | See...you've got no reason to worry about how your ass looks in your swimsuit. | 1.3977 | 0.02738 | 513 | 346 | 130 | 37 |
183 | This doesn't feel like a hoax. | 1.3977 | 0.02752 | 513 | 347 | 128 | 38 |
184 | This is another one of your “I told you so” moments, isn’t it darling? | 1.3976 | 0.02812 | 508 | 347 | 120 | 41 |
185 | Totally wasted this morning shaving my legs | 1.3964 | 0.02764 | 502 | 339 | 127 | 36 |
186 | Alaska in December just isn't what it used to be. | 1.3960 | 0.02823 | 505 | 346 | 118 | 41 |
187 | On the other hand, we only need half as much sunscreen. | 1.3960 | 0.02724 | 505 | 339 | 132 | 34 |
188 | When did you say high tide was coming in? | 1.3957 | 0.04291 | 230 | 160 | 49 | 21 |
189 | Oh no — do you feel rain? | 1.3951 | 0.02855 | 486 | 332 | 116 | 38 |
190 | The science isn't conclusive. | 1.3947 | 0.02923 | 494 | 344 | 105 | 45 |
191 | Just ignore it, it’s fake sea level rise. | 1.3947 | 0.02823 | 494 | 337 | 119 | 38 |
192 | Okay, I might be starting to regret voting for Trump. | 1.3947 | 0.02909 | 494 | 343 | 107 | 44 |
193 | Harry, I told you this beachfront property would put us underwater! | 1.3944 | 0.02889 | 502 | 349 | 108 | 45 |
194 | You are most certainly not the prince of tides. | 1.3939 | 0.02964 | 457 | 314 | 106 | 37 |
195 | Quit complaining. We can afford this beachfront property BECAUSE we invested in oil. | 1.3934 | 0.02904 | 488 | 338 | 108 | 42 |
196 | All we need now is for that guy to show up and throw us a roll of paper towels. | 1.3926 | 0.03027 | 489 | 348 | 90 | 51 |
197 | Maybe we could move back a little bit and call ourselves "climate change considerers?" | 1.3926 | 0.02801 | 484 | 328 | 122 | 34 |
198 | You go ahead, I’ll stay here and watch our stuff. | 1.3921 | 0.02914 | 482 | 334 | 107 | 41 |
199 | Oh great, the kids leave for college, and the ice caps melt. | 1.3911 | 0.02891 | 473 | 325 | 111 | 37 |
200 | It's so awful to think that climate change even affects the Hamptons. | 1.3908 | 0.02847 | 476 | 325 | 116 | 35 |
201 | Okay, you win. They are melting. But I still say the Earth is flat! | 1.3903 | 0.02963 | 474 | 331 | 101 | 42 |
202 | Its all about finding balance in life, and keeping your head above water. | 1.3898 | 0.02941 | 472 | 328 | 104 | 40 |
203 | I think the science is in | 1.3889 | 0.02942 | 468 | 325 | 104 | 39 |
204 | Well, I guess the truth IS inconvenient. | 1.3881 | 0.02953 | 469 | 327 | 102 | 40 |
205 | If you say "cry me a river" one more time, I am going to scream. | 1.3876 | 0.02961 | 467 | 326 | 101 | 40 |
206 | Not yet. I don’t want to lose our spot. | 1.3876 | 0.02899 | 467 | 322 | 109 | 36 |
207 | Lucas and April silently consider broaching the topic of global climate change for the first time. | 1.3866 | 0.02947 | 463 | 322 | 103 | 38 |
208 | Those coal stocks really paid off though | 1.3865 | 0.02905 | 458 | 315 | 109 | 34 |
209 | We're nearly drowning just so the cartoonist can disguise his signature. | 1.3861 | 0.03019 | 461 | 325 | 94 | 42 |
210 | Getting out of this timeshare will be nearly impossible. | 1.3851 | 0.02989 | 457 | 320 | 98 | 39 |
211 | ...and I believed he was going to drain the swamp... | 1.3841 | 0.02925 | 453 | 313 | 106 | 34 |
212 | I think we’re drifting apart | 1.3836 | 0.02950 | 451 | 313 | 103 | 35 |
213 | Buy a Florida beachfront," you said. "It's so cheap, what could go wrong?" you said | 1.3827 | 0.02971 | 439 | 304 | 102 | 33 |
214 | I remember when Short Island was Long Island. | 1.3827 | 0.03091 | 439 | 311 | 88 | 40 |
215 | I think Scott Pruitt just floated by | 1.3822 | 0.03134 | 437 | 312 | 83 | 42 |
216 | I sure hope that's you playing footsie with me. | 1.3815 | 0.02986 | 443 | 309 | 99 | 35 |
217 | (insert obvious global warming quip here) | 1.3814 | 0.03711 | 312 | 223 | 59 | 30 |
218 | I think I’m a liberal now! | 1.3811 | 0.03033 | 433 | 303 | 95 | 35 |
219 | You could at least recycle that can. | 1.3807 | 0.02948 | 436 | 301 | 104 | 31 |
220 | I thought we'd be dead before this happened. | 1.3802 | 0.03028 | 434 | 304 | 95 | 35 |
221 | It’s called high tide, Harold. Must you complain about every little thing? | 1.3800 | 0.02980 | 429 | 297 | 101 | 31 |
222 | The ad did promise an immersive experience. | 1.3796 | 0.03002 | 432 | 301 | 98 | 33 |
223 | The GOP said sea levels aren't rising, land masses are sinking. | 1.3796 | 0.03072 | 432 | 305 | 90 | 37 |
224 | The scientists said we have fifty more years, but I think we have twenty minutes. | 1.3791 | 0.02938 | 430 | 296 | 105 | 29 |
225 | It's only twice a day. | 1.3785 | 0.02909 | 428 | 293 | 108 | 27 |
226 | Next year I pick | 1.3785 | 0.03002 | 428 | 298 | 98 | 32 |
227 | I still can't believe how fast that ark booked up, can you? | 1.3771 | 0.03119 | 419 | 297 | 86 | 36 |
228 | Global warming is such a hoax. It’s actually cooler at this beach than it was ten years ago. | 1.3771 | 0.03026 | 419 | 292 | 96 | 31 |
229 | We didn’t bring the kids, right? | 1.3768 | 0.03013 | 414 | 287 | 98 | 29 |
230 | Dear, where are the kids? | 1.3768 | 0.03030 | 422 | 295 | 95 | 32 |
231 | Should we cancel the nachos? | 1.3765 | 0.03129 | 417 | 296 | 85 | 36 |
232 | If you sing Old Man River one more time I'm going to stuff you in that beer can. | 1.3765 | 0.03017 | 417 | 290 | 97 | 30 |
233 | Siri, when is low tide? | 1.3765 | 0.03036 | 417 | 291 | 95 | 31 |
234 | I thought with the melting of the polar ice cap that the water would be colder! | 1.3765 | 0.02998 | 417 | 289 | 99 | 29 |
235 | Well, now I guess comes 'hell'" | 1.3762 | 0.03100 | 412 | 290 | 89 | 33 |
236 | Remember when we needed sunblock on our feet? | 1.3762 | 0.03061 | 412 | 288 | 93 | 31 |
237 | So the polar ice is melting,” you said. “So how is that going to affect us?” you’d said | 1.3762 | 0.03212 | 412 | 296 | 77 | 39 |
238 | You think this is fucked up? Steve Bannon is headlining the New Yorker Festival. | 1.3756 | 0.03241 | 410 | 296 | 74 | 40 |
239 | I have crabs. | 1.3756 | 0.03185 | 410 | 293 | 80 | 37 |
240 | It’s low tide. Wait for me here- I’ll get lunch. | 1.3756 | 0.03223 | 410 | 295 | 76 | 39 |
241 | OK I give up; the tide IS coming in. Are you happy now? | 1.3738 | 0.02980 | 404 | 278 | 101 | 25 |
242 | First it was the mortgage. Now it's us. | 1.3735 | 0.02985 | 407 | 281 | 100 | 26 |
243 | The dude who created the internet was right.... | 1.3731 | 0.02840 | 402 | 270 | 114 | 18 |
244 | Merry Christmas from Maine, from all of us at the E.P.A. | 1.3725 | 0.03175 | 408 | 292 | 80 | 36 |
245 | I thought 'literal time share . . . littoral time share' . . . what could be the difference? | 1.3722 | 0.03144 | 403 | 286 | 84 | 33 |
246 | I hope that’s you playing footsie. | 1.3722 | 0.03065 | 403 | 282 | 92 | 29 |
247 | This still beats our vacation to Afghanistan last summer | 1.3719 | 0.03212 | 398 | 285 | 78 | 35 |
248 | We should have brought a high chair for the baby. | 1.3719 | 0.03212 | 398 | 285 | 78 | 35 |
249 | Are you peeing? I'm peeing. | 1.3712 | 0.03203 | 396 | 283 | 79 | 34 |
250 | I think I just felt a cold, hard fact nibble on my toe. | 1.3696 | 0.03166 | 395 | 281 | 82 | 32 |
251 | It's just a normal climate cycle. It was like this in the Pleistocene, too. | 1.3675 | 0.03246 | 381 | 273 | 76 | 32 |
252 | We're in too deep,Larry. | 1.3669 | 0.03082 | 387 | 271 | 90 | 26 |
253 | Thanks to global warming we can finally afford oceanfront property. | 1.3669 | 0.03168 | 387 | 275 | 82 | 30 |
254 | I would've thought the kids would float. | 1.3662 | 0.03221 | 385 | 276 | 77 | 32 |
255 | Be patient. In 6 hours,this spot will be great. | 1.3660 | 0.03092 | 377 | 263 | 90 | 24 |
256 | So when the agent said the house was under water, what did YOU think he meant? | 1.3660 | 0.03269 | 377 | 271 | 74 | 32 |
257 | Budge now and the Climatologists win. | 1.3653 | 0.03170 | 375 | 265 | 83 | 27 |
258 | We're gonna need a bigger vote. | 1.3651 | 0.03175 | 378 | 268 | 82 | 28 |
259 | So, is it still your favorite spot 30 years later? | 1.3651 | 0.03016 | 378 | 261 | 96 | 21 |
260 | So, here we are -- life imitating finances. | 1.3650 | 0.03415 | 326 | 231 | 71 | 24 |
261 | Honey,was it Trump Travel you said you booked with? | 1.3646 | 0.03314 | 373 | 270 | 70 | 33 |
262 | Climate change deniers on vacation. | 1.3646 | 0.03181 | 373 | 264 | 82 | 27 |
263 | Greenland's changed a lot since our last vacation. | 1.3639 | 0.03215 | 371 | 264 | 79 | 28 |
264 | Can’t be global warming... this water is cold... | 1.3639 | 0.03260 | 371 | 266 | 75 | 30 |
265 | Still in denial dear? | 1.3636 | 0.03151 | 374 | 264 | 84 | 26 |
266 | That must have been the big blue wave everyone’s talking about. | 1.3624 | 0.03144 | 367 | 258 | 85 | 24 |
267 | Next time I think you should tip the cabana boy. | 1.3624 | 0.03283 | 367 | 264 | 73 | 30 |
268 | It definitely feels wetter this year. | 1.3624 | 0.03191 | 367 | 260 | 81 | 26 |
269 | This is my fault. I always confuse tsunami with tiramisu. | 1.3616 | 0.03318 | 365 | 264 | 70 | 31 |
270 | Just don't give me the "It could be worse, it could rain" line, please. | 1.3616 | 0.03131 | 365 | 256 | 86 | 23 |
271 | Chris Christie must have just gone in for another dip. | 1.3616 | 0.03407 | 365 | 268 | 62 | 35 |
272 | Just ignore it. Trump has assured us that climate change is a hoax. | 1.3616 | 0.03226 | 365 | 260 | 78 | 27 |
273 | Thank goodness for Scott Pruitt. Ohio's beaches have never been better. | 1.3603 | 0.03292 | 358 | 257 | 73 | 28 |
274 | I suppose you still think Al Gore was pushing a left-wing agenda. | 1.3601 | 0.03319 | 361 | 261 | 70 | 30 |
275 | I’m going to suggest a mountain resort for our next coal industry executive retreat. | 1.3601 | 0.03201 | 361 | 256 | 80 | 25 |
276 | So now he says it meant "Make Antarctica Green Again"? | 1.3596 | 0.03304 | 356 | 256 | 72 | 28 |
277 | I’m giving some thought to buying a hybrid | 1.3596 | 0.03055 | 356 | 246 | 92 | 18 |
278 | So maybe Al Gore was right | 1.3596 | 0.03207 | 356 | 252 | 80 | 24 |
279 | Slowly but surely, John and Marsha came to the conclusion that global warming might just be real. | 1.3593 | 0.03114 | 359 | 251 | 87 | 21 |
280 | Are you still voting Republican? | 1.3593 | 0.03308 | 359 | 259 | 71 | 29 |
281 | Just because it isn't crowded doesn't make it a "hidden gem", Chris. | 1.3593 | 0.03188 | 359 | 254 | 81 | 24 |
282 | Looks like he lied about draining the swamp too. | 1.3593 | 0.03401 | 359 | 263 | 63 | 33 |
283 | Death Valley has sure changed since I was a kid. | 1.3588 | 0.03193 | 354 | 250 | 81 | 23 |
284 | Trust me, come low tide everyone will want these seats. | 1.3577 | 0.03236 | 355 | 253 | 77 | 25 |
285 | On the upside, it’s gotten rid of all those screaming children. | 1.3571 | 0.03366 | 350 | 254 | 67 | 29 |
286 | They said the property was feet from the beach, they never said which side. | 1.3569 | 0.03321 | 353 | 255 | 70 | 28 |
287 | Can you still see the kids? | 1.3569 | 0.03147 | 353 | 248 | 84 | 21 |
288 | But we're Republicans, there's no such thing as Climate Change. | 1.3567 | 0.03203 | 356 | 253 | 79 | 24 |
289 | I'm telling you, honey, climate change is fake news. Where's the evidence? | 1.3555 | 0.03187 | 346 | 244 | 81 | 21 |
290 | Is it 2050 already? | 1.3548 | 0.03297 | 341 | 244 | 73 | 24 |
291 | Far better than being on that ark with all those animals | 1.3548 | 0.03349 | 341 | 246 | 69 | 26 |
292 | It's not climate change. It's just so many immigrants in the water it's raising the sea level. | 1.3547 | 0.03379 | 344 | 250 | 66 | 28 |
293 | Don't panic. We're caught in a rising tide of conservatism. | 1.3547 | 0.03329 | 344 | 248 | 70 | 26 |
294 | Isn't it a shame, dear, those nasty environmentalists were right...? | 1.3547 | 0.03303 | 344 | 247 | 72 | 25 |
295 | Where's Grandma? | 1.3547 | 0.03404 | 344 | 251 | 64 | 29 |
296 | I've got a sinking feeling. | 1.3540 | 0.03230 | 339 | 240 | 78 | 21 |
297 | Are our assets underwater or do you have an umbrella policy? | 1.3540 | 0.03388 | 339 | 246 | 66 | 27 |
298 | I just never thought it would happen at Mar-a-Lago. | 1.3538 | 0.03263 | 342 | 244 | 75 | 23 |
299 | No, dahling, November is when the blue wave is coming. This must be the Red Tide. | 1.3538 | 0.03315 | 342 | 246 | 71 | 25 |
300 | global warming is a joke,dear.this water is freezing! | 1.3538 | 0.03237 | 342 | 243 | 77 | 22 |
301 | We’re republican, we don’t believe in global warming. | 1.3538 | 0.03492 | 342 | 253 | 57 | 32 |
302 | Should we go for a swim? | 1.3512 | 0.03245 | 336 | 239 | 76 | 21 |
303 | Global warming is a myth... Global warming is a myth... Global warming is a myth... | 1.3512 | 0.03190 | 336 | 237 | 80 | 19 |
304 | Why were they paging Sue Nami? | 1.3510 | 0.03410 | 339 | 248 | 63 | 28 |
305 | When Harvey Met Sandy. | 1.3503 | 0.03471 | 334 | 246 | 59 | 29 |
306 | Is that Al Gore floating in? | 1.3503 | 0.03366 | 334 | 242 | 67 | 25 |
307 | I thought sea-level rise was only for poor countries. | 1.3503 | 0.03339 | 334 | 241 | 69 | 24 |
308 | And who said Montana wouldn't ever have great beaches? | 1.3501 | 0.03397 | 337 | 246 | 64 | 27 |
309 | I’ll tell you what’s a hoax, Roger. This marriage. | 1.3501 | 0.03265 | 337 | 241 | 74 | 22 |
310 | Tide charts are for sissies. | 1.3501 | 0.03318 | 337 | 243 | 70 | 24 |
311 | Did you notice if that wave was red or blue? | 1.3495 | 0.03233 | 329 | 233 | 77 | 19 |
312 | He may not have invented the internet, but he sure was right about climate change. | 1.3495 | 0.03318 | 329 | 236 | 71 | 22 |
313 | I can cross Antarctica off my bucket list. | 1.3495 | 0.03346 | 329 | 237 | 69 | 23 |
314 | Good thing global warming is a hoax or we'd really be in trouble. | 1.3493 | 0.03410 | 335 | 245 | 63 | 27 |
315 | We did say 'come hell or high water' we'll enjoy our vacation... | 1.3493 | 0.03331 | 335 | 242 | 69 | 24 |
316 | Ocean water, it’s the new sand. | 1.3490 | 0.03849 | 255 | 185 | 51 | 19 |
317 | Is that the last beer? | 1.3488 | 0.03323 | 324 | 232 | 71 | 21 |
318 | Is this is what our agent meant by umbrella coverage? | 1.3488 | 0.03176 | 324 | 227 | 81 | 16 |
319 | I guess Oklahoma isn’t inland enough | 1.3486 | 0.03331 | 327 | 235 | 70 | 22 |
320 | It's almost as if the climate is changing... | 1.3486 | 0.03359 | 327 | 236 | 68 | 23 |
321 | Well, dear, maybe it’s time we admit there really is some truth to this climate change business. | 1.3478 | 0.03365 | 322 | 232 | 68 | 22 |
322 | So glad we pulled out of the Paris Climate Agreement... | 1.3477 | 0.03483 | 325 | 239 | 59 | 27 |
323 | Where’s that guy with our drinks? | 1.3477 | 0.03400 | 325 | 236 | 65 | 24 |
324 | I wrote the Op-Ed. | 1.3477 | 0.03428 | 325 | 237 | 63 | 25 |
325 | I still say a bit of beachfront erosion and rising seas is a small price to pay for Trump's tax cut! | 1.3477 | 0.03315 | 325 | 233 | 71 | 21 |
326 | Fake water? | 1.3477 | 0.03286 | 325 | 232 | 73 | 20 |
327 | Well Bob, you said you would never believe in climate change come Hell or High Water.... | 1.3470 | 0.03400 | 317 | 229 | 66 | 22 |
328 | You’re right. It’s just like the Hamptons. After Katrina. | 1.3469 | 0.03378 | 320 | 231 | 67 | 22 |
329 | I'm sure he'll be here soon with the paper towels. | 1.3469 | 0.03378 | 320 | 231 | 67 | 22 |
330 | Do you think our waiter is ever coming back? | 1.3467 | 0.03385 | 323 | 234 | 66 | 23 |
331 | Good call on the umbrella. I heard its going to rain. | 1.3467 | 0.03240 | 323 | 229 | 76 | 18 |
332 | The brochure did say we'd be captivated by the sea. | 1.3457 | 0.03319 | 324 | 233 | 70 | 21 |
333 | Is this a Blue Wave or the Red Tide? | 1.3448 | 0.03440 | 319 | 233 | 62 | 24 |
334 | Thanks, Captain Obvious. | 1.3447 | 0.03303 | 322 | 231 | 71 | 20 |
335 | What do you mean “global warming”? It’s so much cooler than last year. | 1.3439 | 0.03328 | 314 | 225 | 70 | 19 |
336 | Well, the realtor did promise ‘360-degree’ ocean views. | 1.3438 | 0.03454 | 317 | 232 | 61 | 24 |
337 | I think we should have invested in Noah's company. | 1.3438 | 0.03315 | 320 | 230 | 70 | 20 |
338 | When did we stop believing in science? | 1.3430 | 0.03425 | 309 | 224 | 64 | 21 |
339 | Ugh. We should have known something was up when the discount code was "CLIMATECHANGE." | 1.3430 | 0.03425 | 309 | 224 | 64 | 21 |
340 | Stupid butterfly. | 1.3430 | 0.03546 | 309 | 228 | 56 | 25 |
341 | We're making the best out of Climate Change. We're Americans. | 1.3430 | 0.03363 | 309 | 222 | 68 | 19 |
342 | I am not a clam and I am not happy, dearest. | 1.3430 | 0.03332 | 309 | 221 | 70 | 18 |
343 | The Ice Caps looked better in the brochure. | 1.3429 | 0.03341 | 312 | 224 | 69 | 19 |
344 | Honey, have you seen the kids? | 1.3429 | 0.03462 | 312 | 228 | 61 | 23 |
345 | Aah, finally high tide. I’ve had to pee all day. | 1.3429 | 0.03215 | 312 | 220 | 77 | 15 |
346 | Such poor service. We sat down before the tide came in. | 1.3429 | 0.03492 | 312 | 229 | 59 | 24 |
347 | The nice thing about global warming: the beach comes to us! | 1.3429 | 0.03310 | 312 | 223 | 71 | 18 |
348 | Just be patient, when the tide goes out we will have the best spot on the beach. | 1.3429 | 0.03350 | 315 | 227 | 68 | 20 |
349 | So I suppose this is also the fault of my hairspray in the '80s, Hal? | 1.3428 | 0.03206 | 318 | 225 | 77 | 16 |
350 | What exactly did you think "high tide discount" meant? | 1.3428 | 0.03358 | 318 | 230 | 67 | 21 |
351 | Are you SURE it’s fake water? | 1.3420 | 0.03560 | 307 | 227 | 55 | 25 |
352 | We're leaving if my hair gets wet. | 1.3419 | 0.03476 | 310 | 227 | 60 | 23 |
353 | This should be interesting when the tide comes in. | 1.3419 | 0.03323 | 310 | 222 | 70 | 18 |
354 | I guess our 'no politics this weekend' rule doesn't extend to elaborate metaphors. | 1.3419 | 0.03506 | 310 | 228 | 58 | 24 |
355 | Honey, I think my water broke. | 1.3419 | 0.03476 | 310 | 227 | 60 | 23 |
356 | ... on the other hand, global warming allows us to pee without getting up. | 1.3419 | 0.03512 | 313 | 231 | 57 | 25 |
357 | By pretending this isn't happening, we are making America great again." | 1.3419 | 0.03598 | 313 | 234 | 51 | 28 |
358 | Thank goodness for the umbrella, I didn't feel a drop of rain" | 1.3419 | 0.03363 | 313 | 226 | 67 | 20 |
359 | I love Nebraska. | 1.3410 | 0.03453 | 305 | 222 | 62 | 21 |
360 | I still say it's a hoax. | 1.3410 | 0.03390 | 305 | 220 | 66 | 19 |
361 | Well, so much for fake news. | 1.3409 | 0.03367 | 308 | 222 | 67 | 19 |
362 | So, remind me again. Is losing our beach fake news, or a Chinese hoax? | 1.3399 | 0.03467 | 303 | 221 | 61 | 21 |
363 | Oh I do hope it doesn’t rain. | 1.3399 | 0.03380 | 306 | 221 | 66 | 19 |
364 | Well, its a very *effective* Chinese hoax | 1.3399 | 0.03412 | 306 | 222 | 64 | 20 |
365 | That was some iceberg. | 1.3399 | 0.03380 | 306 | 221 | 66 | 19 |
366 | Call me Ishmael. | 1.3399 | 0.03349 | 306 | 220 | 68 | 18 |
367 | Recalculating... | 1.3389 | 0.03449 | 301 | 219 | 62 | 20 |
368 | OK, Mr. Wait-until-we're-up-to-our-asses-in-alligators, now can we re-open the discussion about global warming? | 1.3388 | 0.03426 | 304 | 221 | 63 | 20 |
369 | Looks like this is the last summer we use the roof deck. | 1.3388 | 0.03520 | 304 | 224 | 57 | 23 |
370 | What’s wrong? You’re the one who said you wanted a deeper relationship. | 1.3378 | 0.03214 | 296 | 208 | 76 | 12 |
371 | It's pronounced 'soo-nah-mee' ; the T is silent. | 1.3378 | 0.03388 | 296 | 213 | 66 | 17 |
372 | Those scientists will stop at nothing to fool us into believing they're right about global warming. | 1.3378 | 0.03591 | 299 | 222 | 53 | 24 |
373 | I'll be damned, you CAN see Russia from here. | 1.3367 | 0.03401 | 294 | 212 | 65 | 17 |
374 | Beats a forest fire. | 1.3367 | 0.03401 | 294 | 212 | 65 | 17 |
375 | Do you remember when the desert was dry and the beaches were wet? | 1.3367 | 0.03367 | 294 | 211 | 67 | 16 |
376 | Apparently it waits for no woman, either. | 1.3367 | 0.03543 | 297 | 219 | 56 | 22 |
377 | So, when you said, 'There's a blue wave coming,' I thought we were still talking about the mid-terms. | 1.3367 | 0.03378 | 297 | 214 | 66 | 17 |
378 | I told you buying beachfront property after Trump pulled us out of the Paris Climate Accord was a stupid idea, Frank. But did you listen,? Nooo.... | 1.3367 | 0.03510 | 297 | 218 | 58 | 21 |
379 | A rising tide sinks all coasts | 1.3367 | 0.03478 | 297 | 217 | 60 | 20 |
380 | A rising tide doesn't lift you if you don't have a boat. | 1.3367 | 0.03378 | 297 | 214 | 66 | 17 |
381 | This ain't high tide, Stanley, it's high time you rued your Trump vote. | 1.3367 | 0.03575 | 297 | 220 | 54 | 23 |
382 | No, half full. | 1.3367 | 0.03486 | 300 | 220 | 59 | 21 |
383 | It’s just a theory | 1.3356 | 0.03517 | 292 | 214 | 58 | 20 |
384 | Technically, it IS a place in the Hamptons with an ocean view. | 1.3356 | 0.03346 | 292 | 209 | 68 | 15 |
385 | Don't worry.....when it's time to leave, I'll call a TUBER. | 1.3356 | 0.03685 | 295 | 222 | 47 | 26 |
386 | Nope. Not a hoax. | 1.3356 | 0.03525 | 295 | 217 | 57 | 21 |
387 | Fine! I was wrong, the tide is coming in. Are you happy now? | 1.3356 | 0.03253 | 295 | 209 | 73 | 13 |
388 | Please tell me that’s your foot! | 1.3356 | 0.03288 | 295 | 210 | 71 | 14 |
389 | NOW can we buy a Prius? | 1.3356 | 0.03288 | 295 | 210 | 71 | 14 |
390 | The App said Running Water ... I should have read the fine print. | 1.3356 | 0.03459 | 295 | 215 | 61 | 19 |
391 | And to think. Gore and his climate change mafia predicted we’d be completely under water by now. | 1.3356 | 0.03392 | 295 | 213 | 65 | 17 |
392 | If you would just admit you were wrong about the tide, we could move our chairs back. | 1.3356 | 0.03459 | 295 | 215 | 61 | 19 |
393 | Now will you watch the Al Gore video? | 1.3356 | 0.03301 | 298 | 213 | 70 | 15 |
394 | I didn't really mean it when I said I wanted to go on vacation come hell or high water. | 1.3345 | 0.03606 | 293 | 218 | 52 | 23 |
395 | I haven’t seen the kids in a while. | 1.3345 | 0.03405 | 293 | 212 | 64 | 17 |
396 | Like I always say, you’ve got to jiggle the handle. | 1.3345 | 0.03573 | 293 | 217 | 54 | 22 |
397 | I bet you can' t give me one good example of global warming. | 1.3333 | 0.03488 | 291 | 213 | 59 | 19 |
398 | Well at least I can say that you got me wet on our honeymoon now Bob. | 1.3322 | 0.03458 | 286 | 208 | 61 | 17 |
399 | I guess the good news is that for once you’re not in over your head. | 1.3322 | 0.03493 | 286 | 209 | 59 | 18 |
400 | I thought the North Pole would be colder. | 1.3322 | 0.03623 | 283 | 210 | 52 | 21 |
401 | But the realtor assured me it was a Chinese hoax. | 1.3322 | 0.03589 | 283 | 209 | 54 | 20 |
402 | I could swear you said "ON the water." | 1.3322 | 0.03446 | 283 | 205 | 62 | 16 |
403 | I guess it really doesn't matter that you wore dark socks to the beach. | 1.3316 | 0.04291 | 190 | 139 | 39 | 12 |
404 | '...on the other hand, it's not crowded.' | 1.3310 | 0.03543 | 284 | 209 | 56 | 19 |
405 | Hmmmm . . . That was quicker than they were predicting. | 1.3310 | 0.03363 | 284 | 204 | 66 | 14 |
406 | Well at least it's not raining.. | 1.3310 | 0.03508 | 284 | 208 | 58 | 18 |
407 | Just one more lovely vacation day left before we get back to mining that clean coal. | 1.3310 | 0.03640 | 281 | 209 | 51 | 21 |
408 | You voted for him Mr. "No Global Warming". | 1.3310 | 0.03461 | 281 | 204 | 61 | 16 |
409 | Well, so much for Trump's theory | 1.3310 | 0.03604 | 281 | 208 | 53 | 20 |
410 | I thought it was just our mortgage that was underwater. | 1.3310 | 0.03461 | 281 | 204 | 61 | 16 |
411 | So we're sticking with 'hoax,' then? | 1.3310 | 0.03533 | 281 | 206 | 57 | 18 |
412 | That waiter's been gone a long time. | 1.3298 | 0.03523 | 282 | 207 | 57 | 18 |
413 | I’m up to here with your theories. | 1.3297 | 0.03475 | 279 | 203 | 60 | 16 |
414 | Some hoax. | 1.3297 | 0.03400 | 279 | 201 | 64 | 14 |
415 | Don't.....say.......a......word...... | 1.3297 | 0.03585 | 279 | 206 | 54 | 19 |
416 | So Jack, do we still believe climate change is a liberal myth? | 1.3297 | 0.03475 | 279 | 203 | 60 | 16 |
417 | So this is why we got the discount. | 1.3297 | 0.03400 | 279 | 201 | 64 | 14 |
418 | This isn't the Miami Beach I remember. | 1.3297 | 0.03400 | 279 | 201 | 64 | 14 |
419 | This is the high water mark of our vacation | 1.3297 | 0.03548 | 279 | 205 | 56 | 18 |
420 | OMG …that poor couple who snatched the sun carts in front of us !! | 1.3286 | 0.03820 | 283 | 217 | 39 | 27 |
421 | Well, honey, technically it is ten feet from the shore. | 1.3286 | 0.03645 | 280 | 209 | 50 | 21 |
422 | The science isn't settled he says. | 1.3286 | 0.03538 | 280 | 206 | 56 | 18 |
423 | Frankly scallop, I don't give a clam. | 1.3286 | 0.03749 | 280 | 212 | 44 | 24 |
424 | All right, you win. I think we should move to another spot. | 1.3286 | 0.03501 | 280 | 205 | 58 | 17 |
425 | I don’t care if it’s a hoax – it’s ruining our vacation. | 1.3273 | 0.03505 | 275 | 201 | 58 | 16 |
426 | OK. Go ahead and pee. | 1.3273 | 0.03689 | 275 | 206 | 48 | 21 |
427 | We beat everyone else to this spot, and we aren't leaving. | 1.3273 | 0.03689 | 275 | 206 | 48 | 21 |
428 | On the plus side, dear, we now shave four hours off our trip to the beach." | 1.3273 | 0.03428 | 275 | 199 | 62 | 14 |
429 | Do you want to talk about it? | 1.3273 | 0.03542 | 275 | 202 | 56 | 17 |
430 | Low tide is just not what it used to be. | 1.3273 | 0.03505 | 275 | 201 | 58 | 16 |
431 | Stan, you promised that global warming wouldn't upset our vacation plans until 2030. | 1.3273 | 0.03616 | 275 | 204 | 52 | 19 |
432 | This is your local newscaster reporting on a couple of Trump supporters who have been waiting since early summer for the fake ocean rise to recede.... | 1.3272 | 0.03681 | 272 | 203 | 49 | 20 |
433 | Apparently a rising tide doesn't float all boats. | 1.3272 | 0.03681 | 272 | 203 | 49 | 20 |
434 | I didn't think I could hold it until the tide came in. | 1.3260 | 0.03669 | 273 | 204 | 49 | 20 |
435 | I’m not moving until you admit I told you so. | 1.3260 | 0.03706 | 273 | 205 | 47 | 21 |
436 | Care to share your doubts about climate change Bob? | 1.3259 | 0.03584 | 270 | 199 | 54 | 17 |
437 | When the tide goes out I want you to go with it." | 1.3258 | 0.03493 | 267 | 194 | 59 | 14 |
438 | Thank God we've got a roof deck. | 1.3247 | 0.03417 | 271 | 196 | 62 | 13 |
439 | This was always our spot and we won't let global warming change it. | 1.3247 | 0.03417 | 271 | 196 | 62 | 13 |
440 | I hope you brought rice for your phone. | 1.3247 | 0.03457 | 271 | 197 | 60 | 14 |
441 | Waiting for Godot in the age of climate change. | 1.3247 | 0.03649 | 271 | 202 | 50 | 19 |
442 | Please tell me that was your foot brushing my leg.... | 1.3247 | 0.03686 | 271 | 203 | 48 | 20 |
443 | They did say global warming would impact the next generation most of all. Hone, have you seen the kids? | 1.3246 | 0.03600 | 268 | 198 | 53 | 17 |
444 | I told you to vote Democrat. | 1.3246 | 0.03677 | 268 | 200 | 49 | 19 |
445 | Did we bring the children ? | 1.3246 | 0.03639 | 268 | 199 | 51 | 18 |
446 | What time does the tide come in? | 1.3246 | 0.03639 | 268 | 199 | 51 | 18 |
447 | Can you text Noah to pick us up around 6? | 1.3235 | 0.03446 | 272 | 198 | 60 | 14 |
448 | Climate Change Hoax Society members enjoying the natural fluctuation in water levels . | 1.3234 | 0.03349 | 269 | 193 | 65 | 11 |
449 | Because it's Florida. You're not allowed to say climate change. | 1.3233 | 0.03456 | 266 | 193 | 60 | 13 |
450 | I just don't understand. We were the first people I know to buy a hybrid. | 1.3220 | 0.03593 | 264 | 195 | 53 | 16 |
451 | Honey, why is he drawing us? | 1.3220 | 0.03711 | 264 | 198 | 47 | 19 |
452 | The water's not going to rise, you said.The water's not going to rise that fast, you said.We can move the beach chairs to the roof, you said. Oh, look, there are the Murphys clinging to their chimney." | 1.3220 | 0.03553 | 264 | 194 | 55 | 15 |
453 | Two dry Martini's | 1.3220 | 0.03672 | 264 | 197 | 49 | 18 |
454 | Remember when Houston was 50 miles from the coast? | 1.3218 | 0.03621 | 261 | 193 | 52 | 16 |
455 | I'm sorry. I thought Greenland would be safe. | 1.3207 | 0.03958 | 237 | 179 | 40 | 18 |
456 | I’m not selling until we get our price. | 1.3205 | 0.03759 | 259 | 195 | 45 | 19 |
457 | Oh really? Then why is the water suddenly warmer? | 1.3205 | 0.03719 | 259 | 194 | 47 | 18 |
458 | I thought climate change was next year? | 1.3205 | 0.03554 | 259 | 190 | 55 | 14 |
459 | Should we tell the Fake News or the Real News about this? | 1.3205 | 0.03637 | 259 | 192 | 51 | 16 |
460 | Next time you ask for a table with an ocean view, you might want to tip the maitre de. | 1.3205 | 0.03512 | 259 | 189 | 57 | 13 |
461 | What happens in Florida doesn't seem to stay in Florida. | 1.3205 | 0.03425 | 259 | 187 | 61 | 11 |
462 | I know global warming is just fake news, but it sure seems real.... | 1.3205 | 0.03596 | 259 | 191 | 53 | 15 |
463 | Does this water feel glacial to you? | 1.3205 | 0.03469 | 259 | 188 | 59 | 12 |
464 | Well, I'm not moving until you apologize either. | 1.3205 | 0.03678 | 259 | 193 | 49 | 17 |
465 | I dunno, honey. Maybe we should have switched to those squiggly lightbulbs. | 1.3205 | 0.03425 | 259 | 187 | 61 | 11 |
466 | Seems like only yesterday they called global warming a hoax. | 1.3205 | 0.03469 | 259 | 188 | 59 | 12 |
467 | I still say tide tables are not proven science. | 1.3205 | 0.03719 | 259 | 194 | 47 | 18 |
468 | Mom and Dad. Alaska, July 2042. | 1.3205 | 0.03596 | 259 | 191 | 53 | 15 |
469 | Are you _absolutely_ sure that global warming is a myth, dear? | 1.3205 | 0.03512 | 259 | 189 | 57 | 13 |
470 | I told you in 2018 that we shouldn't book this Miami hotel for 2020. | 1.3192 | 0.03458 | 260 | 189 | 59 | 12 |
471 | Don't worry dear, it's not an omen. I've had much worse honeymoons than this | 1.3192 | 0.03625 | 260 | 193 | 51 | 16 |
472 | Don't make waves, Dear. | 1.3191 | 0.03483 | 257 | 187 | 58 | 12 |
473 | By the way, we're up to our ears in credit card debt too. | 1.3180 | 0.03446 | 261 | 190 | 59 | 12 |
474 | Remember when we cared? | 1.3178 | 0.03515 | 258 | 189 | 56 | 13 |
475 | Reasonable people can disagree on the science. | 1.3176 | 0.03835 | 255 | 194 | 41 | 20 |
476 | That better have been just a warm current. | 1.3176 | 0.03628 | 255 | 189 | 51 | 15 |
477 | Glacier National Park has changed since I was a kid. | 1.3176 | 0.03754 | 255 | 192 | 45 | 18 |
478 | I'm not saying it again. I rented this umbrella for the whole day and we're getting our money's worth! | 1.3176 | 0.03586 | 255 | 188 | 53 | 14 |
479 | In an hour, these will be prime beach seats. | 1.3176 | 0.03628 | 255 | 189 | 51 | 15 |
480 | Think of it as being immersed in the present. | 1.3176 | 0.03713 | 255 | 191 | 47 | 17 |
481 | Let me guess. You found this place on Kelp. | 1.3173 | 0.03774 | 249 | 187 | 45 | 17 |
482 | In six hours, 12 minutes and 30 seconds, this will be a prime location! | 1.3164 | 0.03616 | 256 | 190 | 51 | 15 |
483 | Did he say 40 days or 40 years? | 1.3164 | 0.03531 | 256 | 188 | 55 | 13 |
484 | So, Mr. Sit In The Same Place on the Beach Every Year, do you still think global warming is a Chinese hoax? | 1.3164 | 0.03782 | 256 | 194 | 43 | 19 |
485 | We are in big trouble Harry, it’s not even high tide. | 1.3164 | 0.03260 | 256 | 182 | 67 | 7 |
486 | Should we also address our marital complacency? | 1.3164 | 0.03782 | 256 | 194 | 43 | 19 |
487 | On the bright side, we’ll never have to water the garden again. | 1.3164 | 0.03658 | 256 | 191 | 49 | 16 |
488 | He did say there would be a Huge blue wave this year, who knew he meant water. | 1.3164 | 0.03531 | 256 | 188 | 55 | 13 |
489 | Aside from the occasional beer can, what exactly is it that a rising tide is supposed to lift? | 1.3164 | 0.03443 | 256 | 186 | 59 | 11 |
490 | Did you bring the shark repellant? | 1.3164 | 0.03574 | 256 | 189 | 53 | 14 |
491 | I kinda miss the polar bears. | 1.3162 | 0.03645 | 253 | 188 | 50 | 15 |
492 | No, you were definitely wearing trunks when you left the house. | 1.3162 | 0.03513 | 253 | 185 | 56 | 12 |
493 | They should come with our order soon | 1.3162 | 0.03730 | 253 | 190 | 46 | 17 |
494 | If only you'd remembered your bathing suit. | 1.3162 | 0.03688 | 253 | 189 | 48 | 16 |
495 | NEAR the water, I said NEAR the water . . . | 1.3162 | 0.03558 | 253 | 186 | 54 | 13 |
496 | Do you remember our first trip to Antarctica? | 1.3162 | 0.03730 | 253 | 190 | 46 | 17 |
497 | Even on vacation we're barely keeping our heads above water. | 1.3162 | 0.03602 | 253 | 187 | 52 | 14 |
498 | Do you ever get that sinking feeling? | 1.3162 | 0.03469 | 253 | 184 | 58 | 11 |
499 | At least this way no one knows I'm a mermaid. | 1.3162 | 0.03513 | 253 | 185 | 56 | 12 |
500 | It's not how I remember from my childhood. | 1.3160 | 0.03674 | 250 | 186 | 49 | 15 |
501 | At least the fires have been contained | 1.3160 | 0.03541 | 250 | 183 | 55 | 12 |
502 | Guess what Honey. I don't have to get up to pee anymore. | 1.3160 | 0.03586 | 250 | 184 | 53 | 13 |
503 | At least we're not a shallow couple. | 1.3160 | 0.03630 | 250 | 185 | 51 | 14 |
504 | Maybe we need a new site for our Climate Change Deniers' conference. | 1.3147 | 0.03437 | 251 | 182 | 59 | 10 |
505 | I don't know how long I can go on being a global warming denier, dear. | 1.3145 | 0.03864 | 248 | 189 | 40 | 19 |
506 | You think somewhere in the North Pole there's two penguins sitting waist deep in sand? | 1.3145 | 0.03822 | 248 | 188 | 42 | 18 |
507 | Ok no one is looking. See if you can find your bottoms. | 1.3145 | 0.03416 | 248 | 179 | 60 | 9 |
508 | You and I both know that global warming is a hoax, Murray, but apparently we neglected to tell the Atlantic. | 1.3145 | 0.03691 | 248 | 185 | 48 | 15 |
509 | So, when did they say FEMA was gettin here? | 1.3145 | 0.03735 | 248 | 186 | 46 | 16 |
510 | O.K. - you were right, it was low tide. | 1.3145 | 0.03510 | 248 | 181 | 56 | 11 |
511 | I suppose the Fake News will say this somehow proves the sea level is rising. | 1.3145 | 0.03735 | 248 | 186 | 46 | 16 |
512 | How long was I asleep for? | 1.3145 | 0.03510 | 248 | 181 | 56 | 11 |
513 | Well, at least we don't need to buy Depends anymore. | 1.3145 | 0.03647 | 248 | 184 | 50 | 14 |
514 | At least the wildfires are out. | 1.3145 | 0.03416 | 248 | 179 | 60 | 9 |
515 | I thought we voted for him because he said he was going to drain the swamp. | 1.3133 | 0.03452 | 249 | 181 | 58 | 10 |
516 | Hank and Dora find out for themselves what the climate change hysteria is all about. | 1.3133 | 0.03590 | 249 | 184 | 52 | 13 |
517 | Another year at the climate change denier summer home | 1.3133 | 0.03544 | 249 | 183 | 54 | 12 |
518 | I figure another two years and our condo will be beachfront. | 1.3133 | 0.03634 | 249 | 185 | 50 | 14 |
519 | I always get waxing and waning mixed up. | 1.3133 | 0.03722 | 249 | 187 | 46 | 16 |
520 | Here comes the beer you ordered! | 1.3117 | 0.03740 | 247 | 186 | 45 | 16 |
521 | How about for our next vacation we avoid places that offer a “climate change discount”? | 1.3115 | 0.03681 | 244 | 182 | 48 | 14 |
522 | I didn't realize this is what the bank meant by our beach house was under water. | 1.3115 | 0.03541 | 244 | 179 | 54 | 11 |
523 | I never said it was a hoax. I just said there was disagreement. | 1.3115 | 0.03541 | 244 | 179 | 54 | 11 |
524 | The government says it's 'nuisance flooding,' not sea-level rise. | 1.3115 | 0.03816 | 244 | 185 | 42 | 17 |
525 | And you said I wasn't using the word 'literally' right when I said that 'Our marriage is literally underwater.' | 1.3115 | 0.03816 | 244 | 185 | 42 | 17 |
526 | Trust me, Nicholas, when the tide goes out, we are going to have the best spot on the beach. | 1.3115 | 0.03681 | 244 | 182 | 48 | 14 |
527 | But I don't believe in climate change. | 1.3115 | 0.03635 | 244 | 181 | 50 | 13 |
528 | Maybe Al Gore was right after all. | 1.3115 | 0.03588 | 244 | 180 | 52 | 12 |
529 | The POTUS said no global warming. You know he can't say that if it's not true. | 1.3115 | 0.03771 | 244 | 184 | 44 | 16 |
530 | Harold, obviously the tide chart you saw this morning on Fox was fake news. | 1.3115 | 0.03635 | 244 | 181 | 50 | 13 |
531 | I think we’re alone now. | 1.3115 | 0.03903 | 244 | 187 | 38 | 19 |
532 | Cyclical, my ass. | 1.3115 | 0.03771 | 244 | 184 | 44 | 16 |
533 | You see,dear. The tide does change,even for Republicans. | 1.3115 | 0.03771 | 244 | 184 | 44 | 16 |
534 | Well, what are we wading for? | 1.3112 | 0.03711 | 241 | 180 | 47 | 14 |
535 | My implants are the only thing keeping this marriage afloat. | 1.3112 | 0.03664 | 241 | 179 | 49 | 13 |
536 | First come, first surfed. "I thought it was a typo" | 1.3112 | 0.03664 | 241 | 179 | 49 | 13 |
537 | On the plus side, no one can see that you are wearing a speedo. | 1.3112 | 0.03803 | 241 | 182 | 43 | 16 |
538 | Harold, that IS you playing footsie, isn't it? | 1.3112 | 0.03664 | 241 | 179 | 49 | 13 |
539 | I guess we’ll enjoy this vacation come hell AND high water. | 1.3096 | 0.03485 | 239 | 174 | 56 | 9 |
540 | I don't know about you, but I think this was a small price to pay for buying a big gas guzzling SUV. | 1.3096 | 0.03913 | 239 | 183 | 38 | 18 |
541 | On the bright side, flies aren't biting my ankles | 1.3096 | 0.03535 | 239 | 175 | 54 | 10 |
542 | I don’t care what your orange friend says Fred - this is about climate change. | 1.3096 | 0.03585 | 239 | 176 | 52 | 11 |
543 | It came in. It will go out. | 1.3096 | 0.03633 | 239 | 177 | 50 | 12 |
544 | If the seafood isn’t fresh I’m going to say something. | 1.3096 | 0.03729 | 239 | 179 | 46 | 14 |
545 | If climate change were real, why is this water so cold? | 1.3096 | 0.03776 | 239 | 180 | 44 | 15 |
546 | It's not the heat, it's the sea level. | 1.3096 | 0.03958 | 239 | 184 | 36 | 19 |
547 | The water may be higher, but at least it's warmer. | 1.3096 | 0.03681 | 239 | 178 | 48 | 13 |
548 | What was it you were saying about high tide being fake news? | 1.3096 | 0.03822 | 239 | 181 | 42 | 16 |
549 | So this is "fake climate." | 1.3096 | 0.03868 | 239 | 182 | 40 | 17 |
550 | Now I see why the Maldives vacation package was so cheap. | 1.3096 | 0.03633 | 239 | 177 | 50 | 12 |
551 | 30 years of marriage and this is the wettest you've ever made me | 1.3087 | 0.05030 | 149 | 115 | 22 | 12 |
552 | How far out there is our house? | 1.3086 | 0.03544 | 243 | 179 | 53 | 11 |
553 | I hate being in Al Gore's dreams. | 1.3083 | 0.03620 | 240 | 178 | 50 | 12 |
554 | Well, it saves on the long walk to the restroom. | 1.3083 | 0.03668 | 240 | 179 | 48 | 13 |
555 | At least there isn't a line to use the rest rooms. | 1.3083 | 0.03854 | 240 | 183 | 40 | 17 |
556 | You wear the Speedo - we sit out here. | 1.3083 | 0.03715 | 240 | 180 | 46 | 14 |
557 | Something in the unparalleled view just bit my finger. | 1.3080 | 0.03747 | 237 | 178 | 45 | 14 |
558 | But we've been going to this same spot for years! | 1.3080 | 0.03650 | 237 | 176 | 49 | 12 |
559 | Please tell me that's just you playing footsie. | 1.3080 | 0.03551 | 237 | 174 | 53 | 10 |
560 | It's not the heat - it's the humidity. | 1.3080 | 0.03841 | 237 | 180 | 41 | 16 |
561 | Now do you still believe he's making America great again? | 1.3067 | 0.03733 | 238 | 179 | 45 | 14 |
562 | They laughed when we bought oceanfront property in Arizona. | 1.3067 | 0.03780 | 238 | 180 | 43 | 15 |
563 | Is that a Moray eel, or are you just happy to meet me? | 1.3067 | 0.03827 | 238 | 181 | 41 | 16 |
564 | This is apparently what the resort's brochure described as an "all-natural infinity pool." | 1.3067 | 0.03733 | 238 | 179 | 45 | 14 |
565 | Don't the tips of those letters spell out "Mar-a-Lago"? | 1.3064 | 0.03860 | 235 | 179 | 40 | 16 |
566 | Can I see that brochure again? | 1.3060 | 0.03698 | 232 | 173 | 47 | 12 |
567 | Ralph, for the last time...Global Warming is not an opinion. | 1.3060 | 0.03894 | 232 | 177 | 39 | 16 |
568 | It's a great sand castle honey, I just think the moat is a bit much. | 1.3060 | 0.03748 | 232 | 174 | 45 | 13 |
569 | What did you say Playa de Baño meant? | 1.3060 | 0.03490 | 232 | 169 | 55 | 8 |
570 | I think my water broke” | 1.3060 | 0.03797 | 232 | 175 | 43 | 14 |
571 | I wish more people had listened to you, Al. | 1.3060 | 0.03942 | 232 | 178 | 37 | 17 |
572 | That was inconvenient, Al. | 1.3060 | 0.03698 | 232 | 173 | 47 | 12 |
573 | Can't you admit you were wrong just this one time? | 1.3060 | 0.03748 | 232 | 174 | 45 | 13 |
574 | You proposed to me on this very spot 35 years ago. That was so much CO2 ago. | 1.3060 | 0.03894 | 232 | 177 | 39 | 16 |
575 | I say blame it on fake news or Obama. | 1.3060 | 0.03698 | 232 | 173 | 47 | 12 |
576 | So how did your climate change deniers meeting go this morning? | 1.3060 | 0.03894 | 232 | 177 | 39 | 16 |
577 | Should we move? | 1.3060 | 0.03647 | 232 | 172 | 49 | 11 |
578 | Have you seen the children? | 1.3060 | 0.03595 | 232 | 171 | 51 | 10 |
579 | Climate Change. I didn’t see that coming! | 1.3060 | 0.03797 | 232 | 175 | 43 | 14 |
580 | So, how many glaciers are we down to now? | 1.3060 | 0.03647 | 232 | 172 | 49 | 11 |
581 | Even here in Kansas it's getting harder to deny climate change. | 1.3060 | 0.03595 | 232 | 171 | 51 | 10 |
582 | Is this hat too Hamptons? | 1.3060 | 0.03797 | 232 | 175 | 43 | 14 |
583 | Care to resume our debate on Global Warming today sweetheart? | 1.3047 | 0.03684 | 233 | 174 | 47 | 12 |
584 | Herb, would you be a darling and snag my Tab before it floats away? | 1.3047 | 0.03734 | 233 | 175 | 45 | 13 |
585 | So let's see...'climate change is a hoax' and 'now is the time to buy waterfront property' . What more wisdom does your cousin have to offer? | 1.3047 | 0.04020 | 233 | 181 | 33 | 19 |
586 | Face it, Harry. We're in hell AND hot water. | 1.3047 | 0.03832 | 233 | 177 | 41 | 15 |
587 | Frank, are you peeing again? | 1.3047 | 0.04066 | 233 | 182 | 31 | 20 |
588 | Shish! Not one word! We're Republicans! Global warming doesn't exist! | 1.3047 | 0.03927 | 233 | 179 | 37 | 17 |
589 | Miami Beach 2025 | 1.3047 | 0.03684 | 233 | 174 | 47 | 12 |
590 | I think I just saw a polar bear. | 1.3047 | 0.03783 | 233 | 176 | 43 | 14 |
591 | Ok, you win. Next time we vote for the candidate who says it’s not a hoax. | 1.3043 | 0.03766 | 230 | 173 | 44 | 13 |
592 | Well, I'm glad the tide came in. I had to pee. | 1.3043 | 0.03766 | 230 | 173 | 44 | 13 |
593 | Pretty sure I'm not as happy as a clam | 1.3043 | 0.03664 | 230 | 171 | 48 | 11 |
594 | Yeah, Denver was different in the old days but I still don't believe in climate change... | 1.3043 | 0.03766 | 230 | 173 | 44 | 13 |
595 | is this a good time to tell you I hate your mother? | 1.3043 | 0.03914 | 230 | 176 | 38 | 16 |
596 | Is that your hand? | 1.3043 | 0.03611 | 230 | 170 | 50 | 10 |
597 | You know this is all Obama’s fault. | 1.3030 | 0.03851 | 231 | 176 | 40 | 15 |
598 | So, this Global Warming...still fake news? | 1.3030 | 0.03752 | 231 | 174 | 44 | 13 |
599 | What time does high tide roll in? | 1.3030 | 0.03752 | 231 | 174 | 44 | 13 |
600 | This doesn't mean that climate change is real. | 1.3030 | 0.03851 | 231 | 176 | 40 | 15 |
601 | Didn't he do a terrifc job, here in Pueryo Rico?! | 1.3017 | 0.04026 | 232 | 181 | 32 | 19 |
602 | Who would have thought Global Warming would give us beachfront property. Yeah but were in Arizona. | 1.3009 | 0.03803 | 226 | 171 | 42 | 13 |
603 | First our mortgage, now this? | 1.3009 | 0.03854 | 226 | 172 | 40 | 14 |
604 | I don't think we bought at the right time. | 1.3009 | 0.03854 | 226 | 172 | 40 | 14 |
605 | I see you have finally removed the MAGA from your hat... | 1.3004 | 0.03837 | 223 | 169 | 41 | 13 |
606 | I still don't believe in global warming and refuse to let a little climate change ruin a perfectly good vacation! | 1.3004 | 0.03675 | 223 | 166 | 47 | 10 |
607 | I think I just got a nibble. | 1.3004 | 0.03730 | 223 | 167 | 45 | 11 |
608 | The umbrella's no help. | 1.3004 | 0.03991 | 223 | 172 | 35 | 16 |
609 | China is really going overboard trying to fake global warming. | 1.3004 | 0.03940 | 223 | 171 | 37 | 15 |
610 | I thought “being underwater” was just a financial term | 1.3004 | 0.03675 | 223 | 166 | 47 | 10 |
611 | Now aren't you glad you signed that petition against those wind turbines? They would've really spoiled this view. | 1.3004 | 0.03889 | 223 | 170 | 39 | 14 |
612 | Not yet, Bob. I want to wait for the tide to go out so we can see our old chimney. | 1.3004 | 0.03675 | 223 | 166 | 47 | 10 |
613 | There goes Iceland. | 1.3004 | 0.04042 | 223 | 173 | 33 | 17 |
614 | Now that the tide is going out, I suggest you put your trunks back on. Please. | 1.3004 | 0.03730 | 223 | 167 | 45 | 11 |
615 | Ya gotta give those clever Chinese a lot of credit. They sure know how to play up their global warming hoax! | 1.3004 | 0.03940 | 223 | 171 | 37 | 15 |
616 | I still think it's fake news. | 1.3004 | 0.03837 | 223 | 169 | 41 | 13 |
617 | I liked this beach more before the Trump administration | 1.3004 | 0.03889 | 223 | 170 | 39 | 14 |
618 | First hint that you'll never hear the end of it. | 1.3004 | 0.04091 | 223 | 174 | 31 | 18 |
619 | So this is the payoff for 30 years of 'trickle down.' | 1.3004 | 0.03730 | 223 | 167 | 45 | 11 |
620 | I appreciate your belief that this bay is not tidal, and have enjoyed your detailed reasoning as to the effects of global warming on inland waterways. May I now continue my earlier attempts to explain exactly what I mean by "manspaining?" | 1.3004 | 0.03784 | 223 | 168 | 43 | 12 |
621 | I submitted a caption to last week’s New Yorker cartoon caption contest but now that they’re giving Steve Bannon a platform, I want to withdraw it. I’ll also be canceling my subscription. Go fuck yourselves, Nazi sympathizers. | 1.3004 | 0.04378 | 223 | 180 | 19 | 24 |
622 | Steve Bannon is such an asshole. | 1.3004 | 0.03991 | 223 | 172 | 35 | 16 |
623 | A rising tide does what again? | 1.3004 | 0.03620 | 223 | 165 | 49 | 9 |
624 | Don't be alarmed, dear. I am advised that the rise in sea levels is temporary, and we should have our beach back in 15-20,000 years. | 1.3004 | 0.03730 | 223 | 167 | 45 | 11 |
625 | Thanks to global warming, I can enjoy the beach even with my incontinence. | 1.3004 | 0.03837 | 223 | 169 | 41 | 13 |
626 | Ok, so it's real. I still maintain we don't know how much is caused by human activity | 1.3004 | 0.03675 | 223 | 166 | 47 | 10 |
627 | No, the ocean is NOT rising; that's a democrat HOAX. | 1.3004 | 0.03837 | 223 | 169 | 41 | 13 |
628 | No, you said. I want to be closer to the water, you said. | 1.3004 | 0.03889 | 223 | 170 | 39 | 14 |
629 | GREETINGS... from Mar-a-Lago! (2028) | 1.3004 | 0.03837 | 223 | 169 | 41 | 13 |
630 | I guess what they say is true - time and tide wait for no one! | 1.3004 | 0.04042 | 223 | 173 | 33 | 17 |
631 | I liked it better when we just had a water view. | 1.3004 | 0.03784 | 223 | 168 | 43 | 12 |
632 | I guess that review was written before the ice caps melted. | 1.2996 | 0.03737 | 227 | 171 | 44 | 12 |
633 | The New American Gothic | 1.2996 | 0.03737 | 227 | 171 | 44 | 12 |
634 | Low tide is at 3.47 and then you’ll see who picked the best godamn spot on the beach | 1.2996 | 0.03684 | 227 | 170 | 46 | 11 |
635 | It wasn't just me, Barbara. You were certainly happy at the time to host that Scott Pruitt fundraiser. | 1.2996 | 0.03890 | 227 | 174 | 38 | 15 |
636 | Tides aren't proven science | 1.2996 | 0.03840 | 227 | 173 | 40 | 14 |
637 | Your prostate must be behaving today. You haven't had to excuse yourself since we got here. | 1.2996 | 0.03788 | 227 | 172 | 42 | 13 |
638 | Dear, I don't think we should use the weather reports from Fox News anymore. | 1.2996 | 0.03737 | 227 | 171 | 44 | 12 |
639 | I think you misunderstood what the beach guard meant by "surf's up." | 1.2996 | 0.03577 | 227 | 168 | 50 | 9 |
640 | When I promised to stay with you come hell or high water, I chose my conjunction very carefully. | 1.2996 | 0.03940 | 227 | 175 | 36 | 16 |
641 | We may have to rethink our position on climate change, Herb. | 1.2996 | 0.03840 | 227 | 173 | 40 | 14 |
642 | It's still not warm enough to be global warming. | 1.2996 | 0.03684 | 227 | 170 | 46 | 11 |
643 | Next year, the Hendersons get the timeshare during hurricane season. | 1.2991 | 0.03606 | 224 | 166 | 49 | 9 |
644 | The blue wave is not going to spoil my vacation. | 1.2991 | 0.03874 | 224 | 171 | 39 | 14 |
645 | Makes you think. | 1.2991 | 0.03769 | 224 | 169 | 43 | 12 |
646 | OK, you were right. But the water temperature is perfect. | 1.2991 | 0.03769 | 224 | 169 | 43 | 12 |
647 | I know but we got a great parking spot. | 1.2991 | 0.03822 | 224 | 170 | 41 | 13 |
648 | I think it's time for a new weather app. | 1.2991 | 0.03874 | 224 | 171 | 39 | 14 |
649 | Where are the kids? | 1.2991 | 0.03822 | 224 | 170 | 41 | 13 |
650 | I know what you're doing, Roger. | 1.2991 | 0.03976 | 224 | 173 | 35 | 16 |
651 | I still think it is pseudo-science | 1.2991 | 0.03976 | 224 | 173 | 35 | 16 |
652 | Houston we have a problem. | 1.2991 | 0.03661 | 224 | 167 | 47 | 10 |
653 | Do you believe in global warming now? | 1.2991 | 0.03661 | 224 | 167 | 47 | 10 |
654 | '" You didn't hide your phone in your sneaker again, did you?" | 1.2991 | 0.03716 | 224 | 168 | 45 | 11 |
655 | No,no. No need to wake your mother. | 1.2991 | 0.03925 | 224 | 172 | 37 | 15 |
656 | I told you not to talk to the timeshare people. | 1.2991 | 0.03822 | 224 | 170 | 41 | 13 |
657 | At least we don’t have to walk to the bathroom. | 1.2989 | 0.04482 | 174 | 134 | 28 | 12 |
658 | You'd think that somebody would have warned us. | 1.2986 | 0.04013 | 221 | 171 | 34 | 16 |
659 | Want to go to a movie tonight? I hear “An Inconvenient Truth” has got good reviews | 1.2986 | 0.03692 | 221 | 165 | 46 | 10 |
660 | Hard to believee Mar a Lago was right under us | 1.2986 | 0.04013 | 221 | 171 | 34 | 16 |
661 | I know it's your favorite spot, Fred, and you think climate change is a hoax. But I'm telling you. This IS low tide. | 1.2986 | 0.03856 | 221 | 168 | 40 | 13 |
662 | When Donald sold it to us he said it was 'no problem'. So, it must not be a problem. | 1.2986 | 0.03802 | 221 | 167 | 42 | 12 |
663 | Global what now? | 1.2986 | 0.03636 | 221 | 164 | 48 | 9 |
664 | And the liberal media said the oceans would rise - please! I can still feel the sun on my neck. | 1.2986 | 0.03802 | 221 | 167 | 42 | 12 |
665 | I made sandwiches. | 1.2982 | 0.03723 | 228 | 172 | 44 | 12 |
666 | screw global warming, we're standing our ground. | 1.2982 | 0.03825 | 228 | 174 | 40 | 14 |
667 | We’ve finally found the perfect spot. No crowds. | 1.2982 | 0.03563 | 228 | 169 | 50 | 9 |
668 | Please dear, tell me again about the climate change "hoax." | 1.2982 | 0.03875 | 228 | 175 | 38 | 15 |
669 | Those Chinese sure are good at hoaxes | 1.2982 | 0.03670 | 228 | 171 | 46 | 11 |
670 | Years ago they said it had an ocean view. | 1.2963 | 0.03856 | 216 | 164 | 40 | 12 |
671 | No chance that some schmuck will block our view this time. | 1.2963 | 0.03799 | 216 | 163 | 42 | 11 |
672 | I told you we should have tipped the beach chair guy. | 1.2949 | 0.03611 | 217 | 161 | 48 | 8 |
673 | This is such a hoax! | 1.2949 | 0.03950 | 217 | 167 | 36 | 14 |
674 | If Trump says the oceans aren't rising, then the oceans aren't rising. | 1.2949 | 0.03611 | 217 | 161 | 48 | 8 |
675 | Admittedly it's a little damp, but on the positive side, we have the beach to ourselves. | 1.2949 | 0.03784 | 217 | 164 | 42 | 11 |
676 | If you can explain why we are sitting here I won’t file for divorce. | 1.2949 | 0.03611 | 217 | 161 | 48 | 8 |
677 | Strange how the water goes warm every so often. | 1.2949 | 0.03950 | 217 | 167 | 36 | 14 |
678 | Why does your mother keep screaming like that? | 1.2949 | 0.04056 | 217 | 169 | 32 | 16 |
679 | You suggested Mar-a-Lago, not me. | 1.2949 | 0.03950 | 217 | 167 | 36 | 14 |
680 | Good thing you got here early to claim this spot. | 1.2949 | 0.03727 | 217 | 163 | 44 | 10 |
681 | Fox News said high tides are a part of the natural weather cycle. | 1.2949 | 0.03840 | 217 | 165 | 40 | 12 |
682 | Did the water just suddenly get warmer Harold? Again? | 1.2949 | 0.03950 | 217 | 167 | 36 | 14 |
683 | Republican picnic. | 1.2949 | 0.04003 | 217 | 168 | 34 | 15 |
684 | What's that melting iceberg doing out there? | 1.2949 | 0.03429 | 217 | 158 | 54 | 5 |
685 | I don't understand. He was extremely strong and powerful in his denial of a high tide. | 1.2949 | 0.03784 | 217 | 164 | 42 | 11 |
686 | You wouldn't listen to Al Gore. | 1.2949 | 0.03784 | 217 | 164 | 42 | 11 |
687 | I know we should move, but that view. | 1.2944 | 0.03581 | 214 | 158 | 49 | 7 |
688 | I've got that sinking feeling again, Albert. | 1.2944 | 0.03456 | 214 | 156 | 53 | 5 |
689 | Well, thinking positively we'll now be able to pee without leaving our chairs. | 1.2944 | 0.03987 | 214 | 165 | 35 | 14 |
690 | If you sing “the tide is high, but I’m holding on” one more time, I swear I will leave you. | 1.2944 | 0.03818 | 214 | 162 | 41 | 11 |
691 | Well in my opinion, the beach is half empty. | 1.2944 | 0.04042 | 214 | 166 | 33 | 15 |
692 | Thank goodness we brought lifeguard chairs. | 1.2944 | 0.03702 | 214 | 160 | 45 | 9 |
693 | Honey, why is that dolphin wearing your bathing suit? | 1.2944 | 0.03987 | 214 | 165 | 35 | 14 |
694 | I have some land in Florida" he said. "I need a good tax shelter" you said | 1.2944 | 0.03818 | 214 | 162 | 41 | 11 |
695 | You okay down there, son? | 1.2944 | 0.04042 | 214 | 166 | 33 | 15 |
696 | Glad we rented the umbrella! | 1.2944 | 0.04042 | 214 | 166 | 33 | 15 |
697 | I really wish you'd stop humming, "sittin' on the dock of the bay!" | 1.2944 | 0.03875 | 214 | 163 | 39 | 12 |
698 | I know I promised to stay come hell or high water. But this is ridiculous. | 1.2944 | 0.03702 | 214 | 160 | 45 | 9 |
699 | What would make you think the kids won't turn up once the tide goes back down? | 1.2944 | 0.03702 | 214 | 160 | 45 | 9 |
700 | Shall we put a message in that bottle? | 1.2944 | 0.03818 | 214 | 162 | 41 | 11 |
701 | Alaska 2050, your vacation destination! | 1.2944 | 0.04042 | 214 | 166 | 33 | 15 |
702 | No Kevin, I mean our marriage is literally underwater. | 1.2944 | 0.03456 | 214 | 156 | 53 | 5 |
703 | Go to Florida” they said, “it’ll be nice” they said | 1.2944 | 0.03931 | 214 | 164 | 37 | 13 |
704 | The resort did boast 'ocean at your fingertips', you know? | 1.2944 | 0.03760 | 214 | 161 | 43 | 10 |
705 | I'm half tempted to go for a swim. | 1.2944 | 0.03581 | 214 | 158 | 49 | 7 |
706 | When the drought hits, I say sell. | 1.2944 | 0.03875 | 214 | 163 | 39 | 12 |
707 | Next time, if you want a bonfire, don't steal the wood from tbe beavers. | 1.2944 | 0.03987 | 214 | 165 | 35 | 14 |
708 | Well Charles, have you finally reconsidered your "global warming is bunk" position? | 1.2944 | 0.03702 | 214 | 160 | 45 | 9 |
709 | Did you notice the cartoonist forgot to add shade? | 1.2938 | 0.03911 | 211 | 161 | 38 | 12 |
710 | At least the rain has stopped. | 1.2936 | 0.03825 | 218 | 166 | 40 | 12 |
711 | These Hurricane re-enactments are total tourist traps. | 1.2936 | 0.03987 | 218 | 169 | 34 | 15 |
712 | Make America What? Again | 1.2936 | 0.03597 | 218 | 162 | 48 | 8 |
713 | I told you we should have bought flood insurance. | 1.2936 | 0.03934 | 218 | 168 | 36 | 14 |
714 | I've completely forgotten about my hemorrhoids. | 1.2936 | 0.03880 | 218 | 167 | 38 | 13 |
715 | And to think...all this could have been prevented if we had just let the free market regulate itself. | 1.2936 | 0.03934 | 218 | 168 | 36 | 14 |
716 | This is the last time we say we'll take "first available." | 1.2930 | 0.03687 | 215 | 161 | 45 | 9 |
717 | I don't mind the ice caps melting, but a little ozone now and then would be nice. | 1.2930 | 0.03916 | 215 | 165 | 37 | 13 |
718 | Well how long a we going to stay in denial. | 1.2930 | 0.03803 | 215 | 163 | 41 | 11 |
719 | I’ve had it up to here with this beach! | 1.2930 | 0.03803 | 215 | 163 | 41 | 11 |
720 | You better hope a vodka drink floats by next. | 1.2917 | 0.03788 | 216 | 164 | 41 | 11 |
721 | A tidy place, they said | 1.2917 | 0.03844 | 216 | 165 | 39 | 12 |
722 | Do you think our umbrella policy will cover the flood? | 1.2906 | 0.03946 | 203 | 155 | 37 | 11 |
723 | Remember how we loved relaxing here when it was our rooftop deck. | 1.2905 | 0.03737 | 210 | 158 | 43 | 9 |
724 | Are you gonna drink that beer? | 1.2905 | 0.03675 | 210 | 157 | 45 | 8 |
725 | Guess I misunderstood the realtor when she said we were getting a great deal 'cause this place had been under water | 1.2905 | 0.03857 | 210 | 160 | 39 | 11 |
726 | Let’s visit the North Pole,” you said. “Frolic with the penguins,” you said. Do you see any penguins | 1.2905 | 0.03797 | 210 | 159 | 41 | 10 |
727 | Enough already with the climate change denial, Harry. Those aren’t nuns out there. They’re penguins. | 1.2905 | 0.03915 | 210 | 161 | 37 | 12 |
728 | It’s our spot and I am not giving it up that easily. | 1.2899 | 0.03952 | 207 | 159 | 36 | 12 |
729 | Being blind sucks sometimes. | 1.2899 | 0.03770 | 207 | 156 | 42 | 9 |
730 | Forget the water, why do the hills behind us look like ass-cracks? | 1.2899 | 0.03952 | 207 | 159 | 36 | 12 |
731 | Who'd you vote for, again? | 1.2899 | 0.03770 | 207 | 156 | 42 | 9 |
732 | Do you believe in climate change now, Steve? | 1.2899 | 0.04011 | 207 | 160 | 34 | 13 |
733 | Even after fifteen years you still know how to make me wet. | 1.2899 | 0.04069 | 207 | 161 | 32 | 14 |
734 | I blame the Chinese. | 1.2899 | 0.04069 | 207 | 161 | 32 | 14 |
735 | This certainly beats the crowds of low tide. | 1.2899 | 0.03579 | 207 | 153 | 48 | 6 |
736 | Climate change? Fake news. | 1.2899 | 0.03892 | 207 | 158 | 38 | 11 |
737 | So I said, "It's customary to tip the captain." And I believe your words were, "No way. What the heck could he do to us?" | 1.2899 | 0.03707 | 207 | 155 | 44 | 8 |
738 | Hamptons Global Warming Gothic | 1.2899 | 0.03707 | 207 | 155 | 44 | 8 |
739 | But her emails... | 1.2899 | 0.04239 | 207 | 164 | 26 | 17 |
740 | Still a tide denier, Harold? | 1.2899 | 0.03892 | 207 | 158 | 38 | 11 |
741 | I suppose we could go swimming. | 1.2899 | 0.03832 | 207 | 157 | 40 | 10 |
742 | Do you have the keys or do I? | 1.2899 | 0.03707 | 207 | 155 | 44 | 8 |
743 | I told you to go before we left, dear. | 1.2899 | 0.03892 | 207 | 158 | 38 | 11 |
744 | Still pleased with your 20% discount for booking out of season dear? | 1.2891 | 0.04069 | 211 | 165 | 31 | 15 |
745 | Thank goodness for climate change. Without it we would never have known what a wonderful view we have from our roof. | 1.2891 | 0.03598 | 211 | 157 | 47 | 7 |
746 | Well, they did say it would be sunny. | 1.2891 | 0.03660 | 211 | 158 | 45 | 8 |
747 | This isn't what I meant when I asked for an immersive vacation experience. | 1.2891 | 0.04013 | 211 | 164 | 33 | 14 |
748 | Look at the bright side, climate change is bringing beach-front property to the masses. | 1.2891 | 0.04013 | 211 | 164 | 33 | 14 |
749 | It's a fine line between "principled" and "stubborn", Jerry. | 1.2891 | 0.03841 | 211 | 161 | 39 | 11 |
750 | Our President says it's a myth and I believe him! | 1.2891 | 0.03899 | 211 | 162 | 37 | 12 |
751 | Honey, you were right. Reykjavik really is the new Riviera. | 1.2891 | 0.03957 | 211 | 163 | 35 | 13 |
752 | No, I don't see a problem with climate change. Who knew one day we could enjoy the beach without leaving Nebraska? | 1.2891 | 0.03782 | 211 | 160 | 41 | 10 |
753 | So, what number is this on your bucket list? | 1.2891 | 0.03841 | 211 | 161 | 39 | 11 |
754 | My summer reading about the global warming hoax is all wet. | 1.2889 | 0.06170 | 90 | 70 | 14 | 6 |
755 | I've got minnows. | 1.2885 | 0.03936 | 208 | 160 | 36 | 12 |
756 | This isn't exactly what I had in mind when I said I wanted to spend our vacation surrounded by water. | 1.2885 | 0.03936 | 208 | 160 | 36 | 12 |
757 | You had to say 'Come hell or high water' ! | 1.2885 | 0.03994 | 208 | 161 | 34 | 13 |
758 | I'm never going to hear the end of this, am I? | 1.2885 | 0.03936 | 208 | 160 | 36 | 12 |
759 | Did you remember the shark repellent? | 1.2885 | 0.03816 | 208 | 158 | 40 | 10 |
760 | When does the tide come in? | 1.2885 | 0.03936 | 208 | 160 | 36 | 12 |
761 | Honey, the tide is high and I’m moving on. | 1.2885 | 0.03692 | 208 | 156 | 44 | 8 |
762 | At least the fish is fresh. | 1.2885 | 0.03876 | 208 | 159 | 38 | 11 |
763 | The liberal media won't tell you that Kansas can be lovely over the holidays. | 1.2885 | 0.03876 | 208 | 159 | 38 | 11 |
764 | Do you think of this as a metaphor for our marriage? | 1.2885 | 0.03754 | 208 | 157 | 42 | 9 |
765 | We're going to need a bigger towel. | 1.2885 | 0.04052 | 208 | 162 | 32 | 14 |
766 | Global warming", you said. . ."Let's go to the beach and soak up some of that sun", you said. . | 1.2885 | 0.03754 | 208 | 157 | 42 | 9 |
767 | I didn't think pulling out of the Paris Accord would come to this? | 1.2885 | 0.03816 | 208 | 158 | 40 | 10 |
768 | Maybe next year we should go to the mountains. | 1.2885 | 0.04052 | 208 | 162 | 32 | 14 |
769 | ‘First it was our mortgage and now this!” | 1.2885 | 0.03936 | 208 | 160 | 36 | 12 |
770 | Thanks, Obama. | 1.2885 | 0.04109 | 208 | 163 | 30 | 15 |
771 | Low tide used to be so boring before climate change. | 1.2885 | 0.03754 | 208 | 157 | 42 | 9 |
772 | Off Season" and global warming, no wonder its so "reasonable. | 1.2885 | 0.04052 | 208 | 162 | 32 | 14 |
773 | I don't think your trunks are going to float back harry. | 1.2885 | 0.03936 | 208 | 160 | 36 | 12 |
774 | Ok, Ok next year we will go to Burning Man | 1.2885 | 0.03692 | 208 | 156 | 44 | 8 |
775 | Now they'll call you High Water Mark. | 1.2885 | 0.03816 | 208 | 158 | 40 | 10 |
776 | I'm not playing footsie! I thought you were. | 1.2885 | 0.03629 | 208 | 155 | 46 | 7 |
777 | Damn you Frank......I just felt warm water ...... | 1.2885 | 0.04052 | 208 | 162 | 32 | 14 |
778 | But you gotta admit, the price was great. | 1.2885 | 0.03629 | 208 | 155 | 46 | 7 |
779 | Well, which is it: global warming or climate change? | 1.2885 | 0.03564 | 208 | 154 | 48 | 6 |
780 | Trust me. When the tide goes out this will be the best spot on the beach! | 1.2885 | 0.03754 | 208 | 157 | 42 | 9 |
781 | The tide is high but I’m holdin’ on. Could be a song in that Doris. | 1.2885 | 0.03876 | 208 | 159 | 38 | 11 |
782 | Trust me, seven hours from now, people would kill for this spot. | 1.2885 | 0.03754 | 208 | 157 | 42 | 9 |
783 | Told you it was real. | 1.2878 | 0.03913 | 205 | 157 | 37 | 11 |
784 | Is there an off'-chance that you confused the tidal chart with the shuttle bus schedule? | 1.2871 | 0.03950 | 202 | 155 | 36 | 11 |
785 | I think if we have one more year of global warming, we're going to have to move the umbrella. | 1.2857 | 0.03742 | 203 | 153 | 42 | 8 |
786 | Are you sure he said, ‘Until depth do us part?’ | 1.2857 | 0.03742 | 203 | 153 | 42 | 8 |
787 | Well,it was beachfront when we bought it. | 1.2857 | 0.03994 | 203 | 157 | 34 | 12 |
788 | I know you said we were going to the beach come hell or high water, but seriously?" | 1.2857 | 0.04174 | 203 | 160 | 28 | 15 |
789 | Is this what you meant when you said we'd be going on this vacation come hell or high water? | 1.2857 | 0.03807 | 203 | 154 | 40 | 9 |
790 | I don't know what all this climate change talk is about, the weather feels fine to me | 1.2857 | 0.03742 | 203 | 153 | 42 | 8 |
791 | Let's invite Steve Bannon. | 1.2857 | 0.03994 | 203 | 157 | 34 | 12 |
792 | All I'm saying is, when you drink beer with an overactive bladder there are consequences. | 1.2857 | 0.04055 | 203 | 158 | 32 | 13 |
793 | Still think we won a cruise, or will you FINALLY admit that it was a robo-call? | 1.2857 | 0.03807 | 203 | 154 | 40 | 9 |
794 | Is that Al Gore I hear snickering behind us? | 1.2857 | 0.03742 | 203 | 153 | 42 | 8 |
795 | Well, this explains the complimentary life jackets. | 1.2857 | 0.03742 | 203 | 153 | 42 | 8 |
796 | Still think it is politically motivated Frank? | 1.2857 | 0.03933 | 203 | 156 | 36 | 11 |
797 | Going with the flow is not as relaxing as I'd hoped. | 1.2857 | 0.03870 | 203 | 155 | 38 | 10 |
798 | I can’t believe you’re still telling our friends we’re Republican. | 1.2850 | 0.03842 | 200 | 152 | 39 | 9 |
799 | Frankly, I like it better when it was a glacier. | 1.2850 | 0.03971 | 200 | 154 | 35 | 11 |
800 | Is that you, sweetie? | 1.2850 | 0.04095 | 200 | 156 | 31 | 13 |
801 | 'I don't care', you said. 'I'm voted for him anyway', you said. | 1.2850 | 0.03971 | 200 | 154 | 35 | 11 |
802 | Told you that we should have sold the beach property before the icebergs melted. | 1.2850 | 0.03842 | 200 | 152 | 39 | 9 |
803 | Isn't climate change is a bitch? | 1.2850 | 0.03971 | 200 | 154 | 35 | 11 |
804 | I thought you meant our mortgage. | 1.2850 | 0.03641 | 200 | 149 | 45 | 6 |
805 | Somehow I still feel my phone vibrating in my pocket. | 1.2850 | 0.03971 | 200 | 154 | 35 | 11 |
806 | You're sure the ad said ocean front and not ocean floor? | 1.2850 | 0.03971 | 200 | 154 | 35 | 11 |
807 | And we're in Idaho. Think what the tides are like in LA. | 1.2850 | 0.03776 | 200 | 151 | 41 | 8 |
808 | That wasn't the 'Blue Wave' I was hoping for. | 1.2850 | 0.03907 | 200 | 153 | 37 | 10 |
809 | Whatever possessed you to kill that albatross? | 1.2850 | 0.04095 | 200 | 156 | 31 | 13 |
810 | Next time let's not make our reservations so far in advance. | 1.2850 | 0.03907 | 200 | 153 | 37 | 10 |
811 | Next year we need to book with a travel agent who is not a climate change denier." | 1.2850 | 0.03776 | 200 | 151 | 41 | 8 |
812 | Funny ... I didn't hear Biblical Flood in the forecast. | 1.2850 | 0.03776 | 200 | 151 | 41 | 8 |
813 | Between global warming, and being under water with our mortgage, I think we're sunk. | 1.2850 | 0.03776 | 200 | 151 | 41 | 8 |
814 | Land shark. | 1.2850 | 0.04156 | 200 | 157 | 29 | 14 |
815 | Most failed marriages occur within 3 feet of water. | 1.2850 | 0.03842 | 200 | 152 | 39 | 9 |
816 | Morning news said we’ve got a good hour still before we gotta move” | 1.2850 | 0.03641 | 200 | 149 | 45 | 6 |
817 | Fish sure are biting today. | 1.2850 | 0.03776 | 200 | 151 | 41 | 8 |
818 | That one wave looks like a signature. | 1.2850 | 0.03971 | 200 | 154 | 35 | 11 |
819 | In a few hours we'll have the best spot on the beach. | 1.2850 | 0.03842 | 200 | 152 | 39 | 9 |
820 | I always thought you'd leave me high and dry. | 1.2850 | 0.04034 | 200 | 155 | 33 | 12 |
821 | The water's refreshing, but exactly where is our backyard grill? | 1.2850 | 0.04095 | 200 | 156 | 31 | 13 |
822 | Yeah, it's definitely a hoax. | 1.2850 | 0.03842 | 200 | 152 | 39 | 9 |
823 | If you need another beer, Al, go down to the kitchen yourself. | 1.2850 | 0.03641 | 200 | 149 | 45 | 6 |
824 | Pruned bottom, tan on top. Global warming line 2018 | 1.2850 | 0.03842 | 200 | 152 | 39 | 9 |
825 | Have you seen the kids? | 1.2850 | 0.03971 | 200 | 154 | 35 | 11 |
826 | Look, 5-6 years years ago it would have cost 10 times as much. | 1.2850 | 0.03971 | 200 | 154 | 35 | 11 |
827 | You say coastal erosion. I say global warming. Dumbass. | 1.2850 | 0.03842 | 200 | 152 | 39 | 9 |
828 | When I said I wanted to get away from it all, I didn't mean land. | 1.2843 | 0.03916 | 204 | 157 | 36 | 11 |
829 | Maybe from now on you will let me read one or two of the bad reviews. | 1.2836 | 0.03693 | 201 | 151 | 43 | 7 |
830 | Hmm. Maybe melting the polar icecaps does matter. | 1.2836 | 0.03826 | 201 | 153 | 39 | 9 |
831 | Whatever you´re doing, stop it. | 1.2836 | 0.03954 | 201 | 155 | 35 | 11 |
832 | I don't know, Fred. I thought global warming would mean BETTER beach days. | 1.2835 | 0.03777 | 194 | 146 | 41 | 7 |
833 | Just remember, what we see and what we hear isn't happening. | 1.2814 | 0.04100 | 199 | 156 | 30 | 13 |
834 | The line is short now. Want another beer? | 1.2814 | 0.03426 | 199 | 146 | 50 | 3 |
835 | Let's do this again, but at low tide. | 1.2806 | 0.03948 | 196 | 151 | 35 | 10 |
836 | When did we decide to go in the water? | 1.2806 | 0.04014 | 196 | 152 | 33 | 11 |
837 | Stop it with your "climate change" nonsense,Harold! It just happens to be really humid today. | 1.2806 | 0.03881 | 196 | 150 | 37 | 9 |
838 | Tell me that was you. | 1.2806 | 0.04078 | 196 | 153 | 31 | 12 |
839 | We are staying. We've been through hell and high water to get here. | 1.2806 | 0.03881 | 196 | 150 | 37 | 9 |
840 | I've said it before but I will say it again, God buried fossil fuels because he loves to see us find them. | 1.2806 | 0.03948 | 196 | 151 | 35 | 10 |
841 | Well, this beachfront was a bargain. | 1.2806 | 0.03948 | 196 | 151 | 35 | 10 |
842 | Well, at least I won't hear you fart... | 1.2806 | 0.04266 | 196 | 156 | 25 | 15 |
843 | Hmm..dear, please tell me that is you playing footsies | 1.2806 | 0.03881 | 196 | 150 | 37 | 9 |
844 | The swamp extends to Mar-a-lago | 1.2806 | 0.04142 | 196 | 154 | 29 | 13 |
845 | No, I’m fine. I’m wearing waterproof makeup. | 1.2806 | 0.03948 | 196 | 151 | 35 | 10 |
846 | I think they've forgotten your gin and tonic. | 1.2806 | 0.04014 | 196 | 152 | 33 | 11 |
847 | It still doesn't mean global warming has a human cause. | 1.2806 | 0.04078 | 196 | 153 | 31 | 12 |
848 | Not seagulls, those are buzzards. | 1.2806 | 0.03601 | 196 | 146 | 45 | 5 |
849 | It appears that the Jersey Shore has come to us. | 1.2806 | 0.03813 | 196 | 149 | 39 | 8 |
850 | It's called sun bathing, Philip. Sun. Bathing. | 1.2806 | 0.03813 | 196 | 149 | 39 | 8 |
851 | Well, at least we don't have to get up to get in the water. | 1.2806 | 0.04142 | 196 | 154 | 29 | 13 |
852 | I guess it's too late to wake up your mother. | 1.2806 | 0.04078 | 196 | 153 | 31 | 12 |
853 | It is low tide, dear. | 1.2806 | 0.03744 | 196 | 148 | 41 | 7 |
854 | At least we're not being bothered by any ants. | 1.2806 | 0.03948 | 196 | 151 | 35 | 10 |
855 | I told you, we didn’t have the beach to ourselves for no reason. | 1.2806 | 0.03813 | 196 | 149 | 39 | 8 |
856 | When I ordered a beer float, this isn't what I had in mind. | 1.2806 | 0.04014 | 196 | 152 | 33 | 11 |
857 | Did you just pee? | 1.2806 | 0.04142 | 196 | 154 | 29 | 13 |
858 | Maybe we shouldn't have voted third party. | 1.2806 | 0.03744 | 196 | 148 | 41 | 7 |
859 | Globe may be warming, but the water is still cold. | 1.2806 | 0.04014 | 196 | 152 | 33 | 11 |
860 | It looks like I won that global warming argument. | 1.2806 | 0.04014 | 196 | 152 | 33 | 11 |
861 | It IS the humidity. | 1.2806 | 0.04078 | 196 | 153 | 31 | 12 |
862 | Low tide just isn’t the same anymore | 1.2806 | 0.03528 | 196 | 145 | 47 | 4 |
863 | I'd like to see the HOA tell me not to water my lawn now | 1.2806 | 0.03881 | 196 | 150 | 37 | 9 |
864 | Please tell me those are your toes I feel! | 1.2806 | 0.04142 | 196 | 154 | 29 | 13 |
865 | Where did Noah say we should be by 2? | 1.2806 | 0.03948 | 196 | 151 | 35 | 10 |
866 | Yes Donny, the rise in sea level theory is a hoax made up by those bad people who hate us. | 1.2806 | 0.04014 | 196 | 152 | 33 | 11 |
867 | Noah, didn't DJT say that he was going to drain the swamp? Yes Naamah, but what can we expect from a guy who says he lives on the 68th floor of a 58 story building? | 1.2806 | 0.04078 | 196 | 153 | 31 | 12 |
868 | Yes, but when the tide goes out, we'll have a really nice spot. | 1.2806 | 0.03813 | 196 | 149 | 39 | 8 |
869 | I'm not leaving until they bring the free drink they advertised. | 1.2806 | 0.03813 | 196 | 149 | 39 | 8 |
870 | First a beer can. Next a mass of plastic straws. | 1.2800 | 0.03484 | 200 | 148 | 48 | 4 |
871 | “Its getting late. Are you sure Noah chose us?” | 1.2798 | 0.04185 | 193 | 152 | 28 | 13 |
872 | When the ad said 'waterfront view' I imagined something a bit different. | 1.2798 | 0.03987 | 193 | 149 | 34 | 10 |
873 | On the plus side, we only need half as much sun blcok. | 1.2798 | 0.03778 | 193 | 146 | 40 | 7 |
874 | Maybe so, but at least we got a good deal on the timeshare. | 1.2798 | 0.03987 | 193 | 149 | 34 | 10 |
875 | When you said it was under water, I thought you meant the mortgage. | 1.2798 | 0.03849 | 193 | 147 | 38 | 8 |
876 | There must be more to that Chinese hoax than we realized. | 1.2798 | 0.03918 | 193 | 148 | 36 | 9 |
877 | Did I not ASK you to go BEFORE we sat down? | 1.2798 | 0.04185 | 193 | 152 | 28 | 13 |
878 | Pay extra for the ocean view, you said. It'll be so worth it, you said. Your sister will be so impressed, you said. | 1.2798 | 0.04120 | 193 | 151 | 30 | 12 |
879 | That was quite a downpour. | 1.2798 | 0.03987 | 193 | 149 | 34 | 10 |
880 | I think we need to start thinking about selling our place. | 1.2798 | 0.04054 | 193 | 150 | 32 | 11 |
881 | I think the timeshare presentation was not entirely accurate | 1.2798 | 0.03778 | 193 | 146 | 40 | 7 |
882 | I'd really like to get out of this time share. | 1.2798 | 0.03849 | 193 | 147 | 38 | 8 |
883 | It's snowing in Aspen, so your argument is invalid. | 1.2798 | 0.03778 | 193 | 146 | 40 | 7 |
884 | Just wait. Low tide will be perfect. | 1.2798 | 0.03918 | 193 | 148 | 36 | 9 |
885 | Remind me to drown our travel agent" | 1.2798 | 0.03918 | 193 | 148 | 36 | 9 |
886 | Don’t think of it as severe flooding, but rather a surplus of natural resources. | 1.2798 | 0.03778 | 193 | 146 | 40 | 7 |
887 | If it's global warming, how come the water is so cool? | 1.2798 | 0.03987 | 193 | 149 | 34 | 10 |
888 | Are you tired of winning yet, Wilbert? | 1.2798 | 0.03918 | 193 | 148 | 36 | 9 |
889 | Okay you’ve seen the tide. Now can we go? | 1.2798 | 0.04249 | 193 | 153 | 26 | 14 |
890 | My water just broke | 1.2798 | 0.03918 | 193 | 148 | 36 | 9 |
891 | Perhaps we should wake up Sarah. | 1.2798 | 0.03918 | 193 | 148 | 36 | 9 |
892 | Honey, where are the kids? | 1.2798 | 0.03706 | 193 | 145 | 42 | 6 |
893 | Honey, seriously? And give up that great parking spot? | 1.2798 | 0.03918 | 193 | 148 | 36 | 9 |
894 | I now understand why your perfect spot was uninhabited. | 1.2798 | 0.04120 | 193 | 151 | 30 | 12 |
895 | Are you SURE you turned off the sprinkler? | 1.2798 | 0.03849 | 193 | 147 | 38 | 8 |
896 | So, its beach front now. | 1.2798 | 0.03987 | 193 | 149 | 34 | 10 |
897 | Not a word about trump. I’m serious. | 1.2798 | 0.03918 | 193 | 148 | 36 | 9 |
898 | Well at least our taxes are lower | 1.2798 | 0.03632 | 193 | 144 | 44 | 5 |
899 | You had to spill the bottomless margarita? | 1.2798 | 0.04120 | 193 | 151 | 30 | 12 |
900 | Climate Change... Global Warming... I don't think it matters what we call it anymore. | 1.2798 | 0.03632 | 193 | 144 | 44 | 5 |
901 | Nothing better than Alaska in November | 1.2797 | 0.04698 | 143 | 111 | 24 | 8 |
902 | Good thinking on that condo in Omaha. | 1.2792 | 0.03727 | 197 | 149 | 41 | 7 |
903 | We've paid for 8 hours...so 8 hours is what we'll have. | 1.2784 | 0.03690 | 194 | 146 | 42 | 6 |
904 | I thought we'd be safe in Oklahoma. Senator Inhofe said climate change was a hoax. | 1.2784 | 0.04035 | 194 | 151 | 32 | 11 |
905 | I hate to admit it, but Al Gore was right. | 1.2784 | 0.03761 | 194 | 147 | 40 | 7 |
906 | It's not global warming it's all water they got from draining the swamp. | 1.2784 | 0.03901 | 194 | 149 | 36 | 9 |
907 | Come hell or high water, David and Jennifer were determined to enjoy their holiday! | 1.2784 | 0.03901 | 194 | 149 | 36 | 9 |
908 | I was going to ask where the bathroom is but nevemind. | 1.2784 | 0.04035 | 194 | 151 | 32 | 11 |
909 | I may have to rethink my position on global warming. | 1.2784 | 0.03832 | 194 | 148 | 38 | 8 |
910 | Well, you were right about the umbrella. | 1.2784 | 0.03969 | 194 | 150 | 34 | 10 |
911 | Wet enough for ya? | 1.2784 | 0.03901 | 194 | 149 | 36 | 9 |
912 | Could be global warming. Or merely a metaphor for our marriage. | 1.2784 | 0.03901 | 194 | 149 | 36 | 9 |
913 | Did you bring the big towels? | 1.2784 | 0.03969 | 194 | 150 | 34 | 10 |
914 | I swear to God, Janet. That idiot, Al Gore said it would be this bad by 2014... well it's 2018, Janet. Do not debate me" | 1.2784 | 0.03761 | 194 | 147 | 40 | 7 |
915 | I don't think Mom and Dad are coming back. | 1.2781 | 0.03538 | 187 | 138 | 46 | 3 |
916 | I thought rising sea levels would not be a problem in Denver. | 1.2769 | 0.03745 | 195 | 148 | 40 | 7 |
917 | This is not like the Alaska Winters of my childhood. | 1.2769 | 0.04147 | 195 | 154 | 28 | 13 |
918 | But Tom, an offshore wind farm would ruin our view. | 1.2766 | 0.04048 | 188 | 146 | 32 | 10 |
919 | The bait shop tide table was wrong again. | 1.2766 | 0.03522 | 188 | 139 | 46 | 3 |
920 | LIMERICK: It was a creative way that they died...Claudia, with Mike by her side...Used sea level rise...To meet their demise...Global warming -Assisted suicide. | 1.2751 | 0.04030 | 189 | 147 | 32 | 10 |
921 | Ok, so maybe the tide report isn’t “fake news.” | 1.2751 | 0.03887 | 189 | 145 | 36 | 8 |
922 | When should we acknowledge that you were wrong about low tide? | 1.2751 | 0.04167 | 189 | 149 | 28 | 12 |
923 | How long were we asleep? | 1.2751 | 0.03740 | 189 | 143 | 40 | 6 |
924 | Just shut up and pass the sunblock. | 1.2751 | 0.04167 | 189 | 149 | 28 | 12 |
925 | On the other hand, he was right about the size of the inauguration crowd. | 1.2751 | 0.03664 | 189 | 142 | 42 | 5 |
926 | ...wow...that's one big cruise ship they got there... | 1.2751 | 0.03887 | 189 | 145 | 36 | 8 |
927 | I forgot. After burying mom in the sand did we unbury her? | 1.2751 | 0.04099 | 189 | 148 | 30 | 11 |
928 | This better be high tide | 1.2751 | 0.03740 | 189 | 143 | 40 | 6 |
929 | I guess I didn't factor in the full moon. | 1.2751 | 0.03887 | 189 | 145 | 36 | 8 |
930 | I’m starting to think those climate scientists were onto something. | 1.2751 | 0.03814 | 189 | 144 | 38 | 7 |
931 | Mermaid Family Vacation | 1.2751 | 0.04030 | 189 | 147 | 32 | 10 |
932 | And I called you a sucker for buying beachfront property in Phoenix. | 1.2751 | 0.03959 | 189 | 146 | 34 | 9 |
933 | I remember the beach being wider last year. | 1.2751 | 0.03740 | 189 | 143 | 40 | 6 |
934 | I have that sinking feeling again Dave. | 1.2751 | 0.04030 | 189 | 147 | 32 | 10 |
935 | How about we keep our feet to ourselves, Derek? | 1.2751 | 0.04167 | 189 | 149 | 28 | 12 |
936 | If rising sea levels continue nude beaches will become more popular but less fun. | 1.2751 | 0.03740 | 189 | 143 | 40 | 6 |
937 | Phyllis, if you didn't want anyone to see your cellulite...you could have just worn pants. | 1.2751 | 0.04099 | 189 | 148 | 30 | 11 |
938 | Something’s nibbling on my Johnson. Enjoy it George, it’s my vacation too. | 1.2751 | 0.04167 | 189 | 149 | 28 | 12 |
939 | Was that a crab or are you just happy to see me? | 1.2742 | 0.03999 | 186 | 144 | 33 | 9 |
940 | We have to sit here, stoically, Henry, and pretend global warming is fake news... | 1.2742 | 0.03925 | 186 | 143 | 35 | 8 |
941 | Post Hurricane discount my ass. | 1.2742 | 0.04071 | 186 | 145 | 31 | 10 |
942 | Technically, we're snowed in. | 1.2742 | 0.03774 | 186 | 141 | 39 | 6 |
943 | On the other hand, I can pee without anyone knowing. | 1.2742 | 0.04071 | 186 | 145 | 31 | 10 |
944 | You checked the tide schedule,my ass! | 1.2742 | 0.03999 | 186 | 144 | 33 | 9 |
945 | So this is the wet bar? | 1.2742 | 0.04141 | 186 | 146 | 29 | 11 |
946 | If you see our waitress, can you ask for some straws? | 1.2742 | 0.03999 | 186 | 144 | 33 | 9 |
947 | I hadn't realized that so much of our life would be impacted by our mortgage being " under water ". | 1.2742 | 0.03774 | 186 | 141 | 39 | 6 |
948 | Global warming never really bothered me until today. | 1.2742 | 0.03925 | 186 | 143 | 35 | 8 |
949 | Time and tide”, ya know | 1.2742 | 0.03925 | 186 | 143 | 35 | 8 |
950 | I should have known something was wrong when I asked Siri the weather forecast, and she just gave a demonic laugh! | 1.2742 | 0.03999 | 186 | 144 | 33 | 9 |
951 | Well, I didn't vote for him either. | 1.2742 | 0.03999 | 186 | 144 | 33 | 9 |
952 | Well, at least we beat the crowds and found good parking. | 1.2742 | 0.03999 | 186 | 144 | 33 | 9 |
953 | Where's your snowball now, Senator Inhofe? | 1.2742 | 0.03999 | 186 | 144 | 33 | 9 |
954 | That was sudden. | 1.2742 | 0.04071 | 186 | 145 | 31 | 10 |
955 | For twenty years, Bill and Jen always set up their beach umbrella in the SAME exact spot. | 1.2742 | 0.03999 | 186 | 144 | 33 | 9 |
956 | I'm starting to believe in global warming. | 1.2742 | 0.03999 | 186 | 144 | 33 | 9 |
957 | Are you absolutely sure you understand how tides work? | 1.2742 | 0.03774 | 186 | 141 | 39 | 6 |
958 | Did someone say “drain the swamp”? | 1.2742 | 0.03999 | 186 | 144 | 33 | 9 |
959 | Don't tell me it's impossible. Get us out of this time share. | 1.2742 | 0.03774 | 186 | 141 | 39 | 6 |
960 | This reminds me, did you shut off the sprinkler before we left? | 1.2742 | 0.03999 | 186 | 144 | 33 | 9 |
961 | It's high tide we got out of here. | 1.2742 | 0.03999 | 186 | 144 | 33 | 9 |
962 | Yup. There was a hole in the boat. | 1.2742 | 0.03774 | 186 | 141 | 39 | 6 |
963 | Didn't I tell you we'd have beachfront property in the Poconos one day? | 1.2742 | 0.03925 | 186 | 143 | 35 | 8 |
964 | Next time let's just walk to the restrooms." | 1.2742 | 0.03925 | 186 | 143 | 35 | 8 |
965 | I wanted beach front, not water front. | 1.2742 | 0.03696 | 186 | 140 | 41 | 5 |
966 | The brochure said ocean view, What can I say ? | 1.2742 | 0.03774 | 186 | 141 | 39 | 6 |
967 | Well I don't miss the radio. All that nonsense about climate change. | 1.2742 | 0.03925 | 186 | 143 | 35 | 8 |
968 | I''m beginning to grow tired of this Chinese hoax. | 1.2742 | 0.04071 | 186 | 145 | 31 | 10 |
969 | Not everyone knows how to beat the crowds. | 1.2742 | 0.03925 | 186 | 143 | 35 | 8 |
970 | Good thing you brought the umbrella- wouldn't want to get wet. | 1.2742 | 0.04141 | 186 | 146 | 29 | 11 |
971 | OK, maybe I'll admit there might be 'some' global warming. | 1.2742 | 0.03925 | 186 | 143 | 35 | 8 |
972 | Henry and Elise sit on their deck still refusing to believe. | 1.2742 | 0.03999 | 186 | 144 | 33 | 9 |
973 | Just a little while longer, hon. I just know we'll see a dolphin. | 1.2737 | 0.04011 | 190 | 148 | 32 | 10 |
974 | This water is cold. I still don't believe in global warming. | 1.2727 | 0.03980 | 187 | 145 | 33 | 9 |
975 | Alexa, play "The Tide is High." | 1.2727 | 0.03980 | 187 | 145 | 33 | 9 |
976 | I understand this can happen when everybody flushes their toilet at the same time. | 1.2727 | 0.03833 | 187 | 143 | 37 | 7 |
977 | You and Donald are the only two who don't believe in global warming | 1.2727 | 0.03907 | 187 | 144 | 35 | 8 |
978 | The Chinese are doing a great job selling this conspiracy. | 1.2727 | 0.03980 | 187 | 145 | 33 | 9 |
979 | Good thing global warming is a hoax. | 1.2727 | 0.03980 | 187 | 145 | 33 | 9 |
980 | Bert and Esther were still confused by the concept of 'tides'. | 1.2727 | 0.03757 | 187 | 142 | 39 | 6 |
981 | Maybe it's time to believe the climatologists, Frank. | 1.2727 | 0.03757 | 187 | 142 | 39 | 6 |
982 | Dam’s gone. I told you not to chase that beaver away. | 1.2727 | 0.04191 | 187 | 148 | 27 | 12 |
983 | I'm so glad you took early retirement from the oil company. | 1.2727 | 0.04122 | 187 | 147 | 29 | 11 |
984 | This so-called global warming thing is starting to annoy me. | 1.2727 | 0.03833 | 187 | 143 | 37 | 7 |
985 | well, i'm wet for the first time in years | 1.2727 | 0.04051 | 187 | 146 | 31 | 10 |
986 | Pessimist will say that we are half in water | 1.2727 | 0.03907 | 187 | 144 | 35 | 8 |
987 | Say what you will about climate change, but the Kansas coast is lovely this time of year. | 1.2727 | 0.03907 | 187 | 144 | 35 | 8 |
988 | The hardest part is getting the water past your waist. After that it's really enjoyable. | 1.2727 | 0.03907 | 187 | 144 | 35 | 8 |
989 | Atleast it's sunny. | 1.2727 | 0.03601 | 187 | 140 | 43 | 4 |
990 | Don't pay any attention...it's just a Chinese hoax. | 1.2727 | 0.03980 | 187 | 145 | 33 | 9 |
991 | Because I haven't waxed. I'm not going to explain what that means. | 1.2727 | 0.03980 | 187 | 145 | 33 | 9 |
992 | Kind of makes me wish we had gone with an electric car in the 90's. | 1.2727 | 0.03980 | 187 | 145 | 33 | 9 |
993 | Did you check the faucet before we left? | 1.2727 | 0.03833 | 187 | 143 | 37 | 7 |
994 | Typical you remembered your beer and forgot your bathing suit. | 1.2727 | 0.03980 | 187 | 145 | 33 | 9 |
995 | Huh...I guess Al Gore was right. | 1.2727 | 0.03907 | 187 | 144 | 35 | 8 |
996 | So this is live streaming.... | 1.2727 | 0.03520 | 187 | 139 | 45 | 3 |
997 | No,Carl ... It’s the humidity. | 1.2727 | 0.03680 | 187 | 141 | 41 | 5 |
998 | Well...shit. | 1.2717 | 0.04374 | 184 | 148 | 22 | 14 |
999 | Just be patient, in 12 hours we will have the best spot on this beach. | 1.2717 | 0.03713 | 184 | 139 | 40 | 5 |
1000 | I believe in global warming, I just didn't expect it to come to the Cape. | 1.2713 | 0.03889 | 188 | 145 | 35 | 8 |
1001 | It's OK. Trump said it was fake tide. | 1.2713 | 0.04102 | 188 | 148 | 29 | 11 |
1002 | So... this is how you got crabs? | 1.2713 | 0.04102 | 188 | 148 | 29 | 11 |
1003 | I swear he said the Ark was on its way... | 1.2707 | 0.03828 | 181 | 138 | 37 | 6 |
1004 | I know you wanted to stay until hell or high water, but.... | 1.2707 | 0.03907 | 181 | 139 | 35 | 7 |
1005 | I just feel like we're drifting apart. | 1.2707 | 0.04061 | 181 | 141 | 31 | 9 |
1006 | Well, Owen, the sand castle is gone. | 1.2707 | 0.03985 | 181 | 140 | 33 | 8 |
1007 | I voted for Gore. | 1.2707 | 0.04061 | 181 | 141 | 31 | 9 |
1008 | Well, at least the kids are quiet. | 1.2707 | 0.03985 | 181 | 140 | 33 | 8 |
1009 | You definitely turned off the faucet? | 1.2707 | 0.03985 | 181 | 140 | 33 | 8 |
1010 | Pretty soon we may be in over our heads. | 1.2707 | 0.03985 | 181 | 140 | 33 | 8 |
1011 | Is it me, or is the water getting warmer? | 1.2707 | 0.04136 | 181 | 142 | 29 | 10 |
1012 | So you still think global warming doesn't exist? | 1.2707 | 0.04136 | 181 | 142 | 29 | 10 |
1013 | Exactly how much empirical evidence do you require to revisit your position on climate change Frank? | 1.2707 | 0.03985 | 181 | 140 | 33 | 8 |
1014 | Harold, is that your toe? | 1.2707 | 0.04136 | 181 | 142 | 29 | 10 |
1015 | When you said this vacation might put us underwater, I didn’t take you literally! | 1.2707 | 0.03579 | 181 | 135 | 43 | 3 |
1016 | When they said the icebergs were melting, I thought we could make it through the weekend! | 1.2707 | 0.04061 | 181 | 141 | 31 | 9 |
1017 | This explains the un-crowded restrooms. | 1.2707 | 0.04282 | 181 | 144 | 25 | 12 |
1018 | I didn't take it literally when they said our property was under water. | 1.2707 | 0.04136 | 181 | 142 | 29 | 10 |
1019 | All I'm saying is if it's global warming why is my beer still cold? | 1.2707 | 0.04061 | 181 | 141 | 31 | 9 |
1020 | Honey I think we’re in over our heads. | 1.2707 | 0.03985 | 181 | 140 | 33 | 8 |
1021 | If the car hasn’t floated away, I would like to go home now. | 1.2707 | 0.04061 | 181 | 141 | 31 | 9 |
1022 | Cheer up. This isn't happening. | 1.2707 | 0.03985 | 181 | 140 | 33 | 8 |
1023 | A rising tide lifts all beers. | 1.2692 | 0.04261 | 182 | 145 | 25 | 12 |
1024 | Their sign mentioned table service? | 1.2686 | 0.04067 | 175 | 136 | 31 | 8 |
1025 | Should have brought a larger umbrella. | 1.2682 | 0.04234 | 179 | 142 | 26 | 11 |
1026 | I really wish you didn't worry so much about having sand kicked in your face. | 1.2682 | 0.03846 | 179 | 137 | 36 | 6 |
1027 | It’ll be a great spot at low tide. | 1.2682 | 0.03927 | 179 | 138 | 34 | 7 |
1028 | No, I’m not playing footsie with you. Why? | 1.2682 | 0.04083 | 179 | 140 | 30 | 9 |
1029 | The water got warmer......did you just pee? | 1.2682 | 0.04006 | 179 | 139 | 32 | 8 |
1030 | I told you not to make fun of Noah. | 1.2682 | 0.04083 | 179 | 140 | 30 | 9 |
1031 | I'm figuring it's either your ragged, ungroomed toenail or a barracuda. | 1.2667 | 0.03827 | 180 | 138 | 36 | 6 |
1032 | Fake news. There is no such thing as global warming. | 1.2667 | 0.03986 | 180 | 140 | 32 | 8 |
1033 | It's a wet heat. | 1.2667 | 0.04213 | 180 | 143 | 26 | 11 |
1034 | Oh look, there's some ice cap for you beer. | 1.2667 | 0.03908 | 180 | 139 | 34 | 7 |
1035 | Go with the flow. This is the new normal. | 1.2667 | 0.03986 | 180 | 140 | 32 | 8 |
1036 | So, Bubba, do you think there just might be something to this global warming fake news? | 1.2667 | 0.03986 | 180 | 140 | 32 | 8 |
1037 | Say what you will about global warming. We can finally afford waterfront property." | 1.2667 | 0.03827 | 180 | 138 | 36 | 6 |
1038 | It's not even a dry heat. | 1.2667 | 0.04139 | 180 | 142 | 28 | 10 |
1039 | I guess this will tide us over until dinner. | 1.2667 | 0.04063 | 180 | 141 | 30 | 9 |
1040 | I do miss the polar bears. | 1.2667 | 0.03986 | 180 | 140 | 32 | 8 |
1041 | Any other inconvenient truths you want to tell me about while we're on the subject, dear? | 1.2667 | 0.03488 | 180 | 134 | 44 | 2 |
1042 | Timeshares always lie. | 1.2652 | 0.03889 | 181 | 140 | 34 | 7 |
1043 | You said we were ON the water. | 1.2652 | 0.04044 | 181 | 142 | 30 | 9 |
1044 | They say the worst problem in these parts is beach erosion. | 1.2652 | 0.04119 | 181 | 143 | 28 | 10 |
1045 | No Harold, time-shares were a bad idea even before global warming | 1.2652 | 0.04044 | 181 | 142 | 30 | 9 |
1046 | A rising tide may lift all boats, but we don't have a boat, honey. | 1.2652 | 0.03889 | 181 | 140 | 34 | 7 |
1047 | You still standby Trump pulling out of the climate accord? | 1.2652 | 0.04265 | 181 | 145 | 24 | 12 |
1048 | Damn, more fake news! | 1.2652 | 0.04265 | 181 | 145 | 24 | 12 |
1049 | Did you leave the tub on? | 1.2652 | 0.03728 | 181 | 138 | 38 | 5 |
1050 | No more vacations to the Grand Canyon, Harry, until we get this global warming thing fixed! | 1.2652 | 0.04119 | 181 | 143 | 28 | 10 |
1051 | I know, but Tsunami Beach sounded so exotic! | 1.2652 | 0.03967 | 181 | 141 | 32 | 8 |
1052 | I don't believe the sea level is rising, I think the beach is falling. | 1.2652 | 0.03809 | 181 | 139 | 36 | 6 |
1053 | How much was the hotel? I'm worried we'll be in over our heads. | 1.2652 | 0.03967 | 181 | 141 | 32 | 8 |
1054 | Did you put the potato chips in a Ziplock? | 1.2652 | 0.03809 | 181 | 139 | 36 | 6 |
1055 | I don't care if it's a hoax, it's ruining our vacation. | 1.2652 | 0.03889 | 181 | 140 | 34 | 7 |
1056 | So this is the blue wave! | 1.2652 | 0.03967 | 181 | 141 | 32 | 8 |
1057 | Do you believe in climate change now ? | 1.2652 | 0.04044 | 181 | 142 | 30 | 9 |
1058 | Remember, the realtor said ..”Sure the water might come up ‘someday’..but not ‘till the icecaps melt.” | 1.2652 | 0.03967 | 181 | 141 | 32 | 8 |
1059 | I thought you said things couldn’t get any worse. | 1.2652 | 0.03809 | 181 | 139 | 36 | 6 |
1060 | Not only is the mortgage on our beachfront property underwater... | 1.2652 | 0.03889 | 181 | 140 | 34 | 7 |
1061 | In hindsight we could have used half as much sunscreen. | 1.2647 | 0.04134 | 170 | 133 | 29 | 8 |
1062 | I wish it wasn't so sunny all the time." | 1.2647 | 0.03495 | 170 | 126 | 43 | 1 |
1063 | Can you imagine how bad this would be if climate change was real? | 1.2644 | 0.04150 | 174 | 137 | 28 | 9 |
1064 | I tell you, it's not global warming - it's the excess sponge farming. | 1.2644 | 0.04307 | 174 | 139 | 24 | 11 |
1065 | It's been ten years since the last time we were underwater. I didn't like it then and I don't like it now. | 1.2644 | 0.03816 | 174 | 133 | 36 | 5 |
1066 | The Andersons emerge from the depths, fully formed. | 1.2644 | 0.04150 | 174 | 137 | 28 | 9 |
1067 | We blame it on the liberal press. | 1.2644 | 0.03987 | 174 | 135 | 32 | 7 |
1068 | There's no such thing as 'global warming.' It's just that there's too much water. | 1.2644 | 0.03987 | 174 | 135 | 32 | 7 |
1069 | Are we real Republicans if we believe in global warming? | 1.2644 | 0.03987 | 174 | 135 | 32 | 7 |
1070 | George, either you're getting frisky, or some sort of sea creature is nibbling on my leg. | 1.2644 | 0.03902 | 174 | 134 | 34 | 6 |
1071 | We don't need a beach pass -- everything below the high-water line is public domain. | 1.2644 | 0.03902 | 174 | 134 | 34 | 6 |
1072 | They're pretty strict about lighting barbecues on the beach, aren't they? | 1.2644 | 0.04229 | 174 | 138 | 26 | 10 |
1073 | Harry, I think the Tsunami Warning takes precedence over the UV Alert right now. | 1.2644 | 0.04069 | 174 | 136 | 30 | 8 |
1074 | Quick -- what Blondie song am I thinking of? | 1.2637 | 0.04172 | 182 | 145 | 26 | 11 |
1075 | Siri, when's the next low tide? | 1.2636 | 0.04736 | 129 | 101 | 22 | 6 |
1076 | I can't remember the last time I was this hot and wet. | 1.2632 | 0.04028 | 171 | 133 | 31 | 7 |
1077 | This water is toxic, thanks to Scott Pruitt. | 1.2629 | 0.03967 | 175 | 136 | 32 | 7 |
1078 | It’s funny how you miss the little things. Like low tide. | 1.2629 | 0.03883 | 175 | 135 | 34 | 6 |
1079 | "Don't be such a pessimist. Maybe the beach is sinking." | 1.2629 | 0.04048 | 175 | 137 | 30 | 8 |
1080 | So much for insisting on ocean front accommodations, Mr. Amateur Travel Agent. | 1.2629 | 0.03620 | 175 | 132 | 40 | 3 |
1081 | American Gothic meets climate change | 1.2629 | 0.03967 | 175 | 136 | 32 | 7 |
1082 | It's a spot we can always have to ourselves. | 1.2629 | 0.03967 | 175 | 136 | 32 | 7 |
1083 | It's a good thing I'm more of a "beach half full" type of person. | 1.2629 | 0.04129 | 175 | 138 | 28 | 9 |
1084 | Water we going to do? | 1.2629 | 0.04048 | 175 | 137 | 30 | 8 |
1085 | In hindsight, I would have thought the name "High Tide Estates" would have made you think twice before cashing-in our 401K. | 1.2629 | 0.04048 | 175 | 137 | 30 | 8 |
1086 | The Smiths are successfully denying global warming. | 1.2629 | 0.04208 | 175 | 139 | 26 | 10 |
1087 | Then you said,”It’s just a small leak, I’ll fix it in the morning.” | 1.2629 | 0.03797 | 175 | 134 | 36 | 5 |
1088 | You mean Climate Change is Real? | 1.2629 | 0.04285 | 175 | 140 | 24 | 11 |
1089 | Trump would STILL deny climate change. | 1.2629 | 0.04048 | 175 | 137 | 30 | 8 |
1090 | The tide is high and I’m moving on. | 1.2629 | 0.04048 | 175 | 137 | 30 | 8 |
1091 | We don't need to sink to their level. | 1.2629 | 0.03967 | 175 | 136 | 32 | 7 |
1092 | Don't worry. It's only a hoax. | 1.2629 | 0.04048 | 175 | 137 | 30 | 8 |
1093 | Not exactly my idea of an immersion vacation. | 1.2629 | 0.03883 | 175 | 135 | 34 | 6 |
1094 | Why are you wearing your hat sideways? You’re 40. | 1.2619 | 0.04242 | 168 | 133 | 26 | 9 |
1095 | Yes, honey, global warming is a hoax. This is just high tide. | 1.2619 | 0.03891 | 168 | 129 | 34 | 5 |
1096 | I guess we both dozed off. | 1.2616 | 0.03834 | 172 | 132 | 35 | 5 |
1097 | Sandwich? | 1.2614 | 0.04028 | 176 | 138 | 30 | 8 |
1098 | I’m glad we just bought the time share and not the whole condo. | 1.2604 | 0.04135 | 169 | 133 | 28 | 8 |
1099 | ... and that's when Harvey and Dolores realized the importance of tide charts. | 1.2604 | 0.03961 | 169 | 131 | 32 | 6 |
1100 | We need to factor in global warming when we plan our next vacation. | 1.2604 | 0.04135 | 169 | 133 | 28 | 8 |
1101 | I guess ‘drain the swamp’ meant something else here too. | 1.2604 | 0.04135 | 169 | 133 | 28 | 8 |
1102 | When will it be cool to scream for help? | 1.2604 | 0.04302 | 169 | 135 | 24 | 10 |
1103 | Well, I hope there's a Cabana buoy. | 1.2604 | 0.04302 | 169 | 135 | 24 | 10 |
1104 | So, this is what they meant by "ocean front property". | 1.2604 | 0.04463 | 169 | 137 | 20 | 12 |
1105 | No way, I am not going to give up our spot on the beach. | 1.2604 | 0.03961 | 169 | 131 | 32 | 6 |
1106 | Think we should relocate before the tide comes in? | 1.2604 | 0.03871 | 169 | 130 | 34 | 5 |
1107 | You saying that we're also "half dry" isn't helping. | 1.2604 | 0.03961 | 169 | 131 | 32 | 6 |
1108 | No worries; the sun block is water-proof. | 1.2604 | 0.03961 | 169 | 131 | 32 | 6 |
1109 | You can try, but I don't think the RV will start. | 1.2604 | 0.03871 | 169 | 130 | 34 | 5 |
1110 | I sure hope it's high tide! | 1.2604 | 0.04463 | 169 | 137 | 20 | 12 |
1111 | Sure, global warming makes it hot. But no one talks about how refreshing the melting ice-cap is. | 1.2604 | 0.03871 | 169 | 130 | 34 | 5 |
1112 | Could you hand me my towel, dear? | 1.2604 | 0.04219 | 169 | 134 | 26 | 9 |
1113 | It's fine, I'm swamped at work too. | 1.2604 | 0.03779 | 169 | 129 | 36 | 4 |
1114 | Buy beachfront, you said. My mother told me to never listen to you when it comes to real estate. | 1.2604 | 0.03961 | 169 | 131 | 32 | 6 |
1115 | It's nice to be so immersed on our vacation | 1.2604 | 0.04219 | 169 | 134 | 26 | 9 |
1116 | Ya know, if wasn't for the total paralysis caused by the jelly fish stings, this would be a top ten day. | 1.2604 | 0.04383 | 169 | 136 | 22 | 11 |
1117 | So, now our vacation home is underwater too? | 1.2604 | 0.04135 | 169 | 133 | 28 | 8 |
1118 | This time I’m an optimist and say it’s half empty. | 1.2604 | 0.04049 | 169 | 132 | 30 | 7 |
1119 | Well Helen, I think this day at the beach will tide us over until next year. | 1.2604 | 0.03871 | 169 | 130 | 34 | 5 |
1120 | We’re never vacationing in Louisiana again. | 1.2604 | 0.03961 | 169 | 131 | 32 | 6 |
1121 | I don't care, I'm not giving up my favorite spot on the beach! | 1.2604 | 0.03779 | 169 | 129 | 36 | 4 |
1122 | This has been and will always be our spot on the beach, even if our climate-change believing friends don't want to be with us on vacation anymore. | 1.2604 | 0.04302 | 169 | 135 | 24 | 10 |
1123 | I want a divorce. | 1.2604 | 0.04302 | 169 | 135 | 24 | 10 |
1124 | I don’t get it. I feel much cooler. | 1.2601 | 0.03902 | 173 | 134 | 33 | 6 |
1125 | I'm thinking we should've gone with the garden view. | 1.2601 | 0.03987 | 173 | 135 | 31 | 7 |
1126 | I don't know, Lisa, I just feel like our marriage is sinking | 1.2601 | 0.03987 | 173 | 135 | 31 | 7 |
1127 | That's not my ankle. | 1.2601 | 0.04070 | 173 | 136 | 29 | 8 |
1128 | This used to be the Boardwalk. | 1.2601 | 0.04232 | 173 | 138 | 25 | 10 |
1129 | I still insist that global warming is fake news. | 1.2588 | 0.03760 | 170 | 130 | 36 | 4 |
1130 | C’mon, Mildred. You know truth isn’t always truth. This is fake water. | 1.2588 | 0.04197 | 170 | 135 | 26 | 9 |
1131 | Nothing like a little sea level rise to help cool off from global warming. | 1.2588 | 0.04113 | 170 | 134 | 28 | 8 |
1132 | Any second thoughts? | 1.2588 | 0.03941 | 170 | 132 | 32 | 6 |
1133 | Tell me again why pulling out of the climate agreement was a good thing. | 1.2588 | 0.04197 | 170 | 135 | 26 | 9 |
1134 | Maybe we should've recycled. | 1.2588 | 0.04028 | 170 | 133 | 30 | 7 |
1135 | Had enough of your "quiet beach with no screaming kids"? | 1.2588 | 0.04028 | 170 | 133 | 30 | 7 |
1136 | I guess they didn't drain the swamp after all | 1.2588 | 0.04113 | 170 | 134 | 28 | 8 |
1137 | do you think we should reconsider our stance on global warming. | 1.2588 | 0.03941 | 170 | 132 | 32 | 6 |
1138 | D'ya think we're carrying this "denier thing" a bit too far?? | 1.2588 | 0.04279 | 170 | 136 | 24 | 10 |
1139 | Is it global warming or bladder control? It Depends! | 1.2588 | 0.04113 | 170 | 134 | 28 | 8 |
1140 | I still wouldn’t have voted for Hillary. | 1.2588 | 0.03941 | 170 | 132 | 32 | 6 |
1141 | Oh, all right - climate change is real. | 1.2586 | 0.04049 | 174 | 137 | 29 | 8 |
1142 | Phil, did you remember to water the plants before we left? | 1.2586 | 0.04049 | 174 | 137 | 29 | 8 |
1143 | Go on, Howard. Tell me again how Climate Change isn't real. | 1.2586 | 0.03882 | 174 | 135 | 33 | 6 |
1144 | This is not the way I remember Oshkosh. | 1.2586 | 0.04131 | 174 | 138 | 27 | 9 |
1145 | Global warming is colder thanI thought it would be | 1.2586 | 0.03967 | 174 | 136 | 31 | 7 |
1146 | Is it me, or did the water just get warmer? | 1.2586 | 0.04210 | 174 | 139 | 25 | 10 |
1147 | It's high tide we headed back. | 1.2586 | 0.03795 | 174 | 134 | 35 | 5 |
1148 | So, still not convinced about the science? | 1.2586 | 0.03882 | 174 | 135 | 33 | 6 |
1149 | Did you remember to lock the front door? | 1.2586 | 0.03967 | 174 | 136 | 31 | 7 |
1150 | Please tell me that is YOU playing footsie with me. | 1.2586 | 0.03882 | 174 | 135 | 33 | 6 |
1151 | So is this the new low tide? | 1.2586 | 0.04289 | 174 | 140 | 23 | 11 |
1152 | Well, at least I didn't vote for him. | 1.2586 | 0.04049 | 174 | 137 | 29 | 8 |
1153 | At least I don’t have to get up to pee. | 1.2586 | 0.03707 | 174 | 133 | 37 | 4 |
1154 | It's fine. I don't believe in global warming. | 1.2586 | 0.04131 | 174 | 138 | 27 | 9 |
1155 | Should we leave before high tide? | 1.2586 | 0.03882 | 174 | 135 | 33 | 6 |
1156 | Oh drop the politics, that warm current was definitely man made | 1.2577 | 0.03650 | 163 | 123 | 38 | 2 |
1157 | Don't worry; it's all a hoax. | 1.2575 | 0.04158 | 167 | 132 | 27 | 8 |
1158 | Global warming! Global schwarming! Trump should just have Sessions lock her up for making America sink. | 1.2575 | 0.04158 | 167 | 132 | 27 | 8 |
1159 | I pray this isn't low tide. | 1.2575 | 0.03795 | 167 | 128 | 35 | 4 |
1160 | Do you have a tissue? | 1.2575 | 0.03889 | 167 | 129 | 33 | 5 |
1161 | It's never been harder to deny climate change and enjoy a sandwich. | 1.2575 | 0.03981 | 167 | 130 | 31 | 6 |
1162 | So just what were you going to tell the kids about your vote in Congress on the climate hoax? | 1.2575 | 0.03981 | 167 | 130 | 31 | 6 |
1163 | Now we know what they mean by 'Immersive Vacation'. | 1.2575 | 0.03889 | 167 | 129 | 33 | 5 |
1164 | This relationship is drowning me. | 1.2575 | 0.04328 | 167 | 134 | 23 | 10 |
1165 | Wow, the Chinese sure put a lot of effort into their hoaxes. | 1.2575 | 0.04244 | 167 | 133 | 25 | 9 |
1166 | Great, the cooler floats. Do you want to swim out and get it? | 1.2575 | 0.03981 | 167 | 130 | 31 | 6 |
1167 | I told you, honey, ‘tide’ is more than just a laundry detergent. | 1.2575 | 0.03889 | 167 | 129 | 33 | 5 |
1168 | The water is warm though | 1.2575 | 0.03889 | 167 | 129 | 33 | 5 |
1169 | Told you we wouldn't have to walk to the bathroom. | 1.2575 | 0.03795 | 167 | 128 | 35 | 4 |
1170 | I knew we should have joined the Paris Climate Agreement! | 1.2575 | 0.03981 | 167 | 130 | 31 | 6 |
1171 | You still think "Global Warming" is fake news? | 1.2575 | 0.04244 | 167 | 133 | 25 | 9 |
1172 | A rising tide lifts all *boats*. You have to own the boat first. | 1.2575 | 0.04244 | 167 | 133 | 25 | 9 |
1173 | I think I have to pee | 1.2575 | 0.04158 | 167 | 132 | 27 | 8 |
1174 | What were you saying about climate change ? | 1.2575 | 0.03889 | 167 | 129 | 33 | 5 |
1175 | Don't let me catch you eying the younger mermaids. | 1.2575 | 0.04158 | 167 | 132 | 27 | 8 |
1176 | Burning Man is looking pretty good now, huh? | 1.2575 | 0.03889 | 167 | 129 | 33 | 5 |
1177 | So tell me more about this global warming... | 1.2575 | 0.03981 | 167 | 130 | 31 | 6 |
1178 | Next time I'll pick the spot. | 1.2575 | 0.04070 | 167 | 131 | 29 | 7 |
1179 | Is that your foot dear? | 1.2575 | 0.04158 | 167 | 132 | 27 | 8 |
1180 | I liked low tide better. | 1.2575 | 0.04158 | 167 | 132 | 27 | 8 |
1181 | I don’t care you left your trunks at home. This is ridiculous. | 1.2575 | 0.04158 | 167 | 132 | 27 | 8 |
1182 | Beachfront property you said. Global climate change was a lie you said. Free pool in the back yard you called it. Honestly Sid, I’m beginning to rethink your whole investment strategy. | 1.2575 | 0.03981 | 167 | 130 | 31 | 6 |
1183 | Say what you will about climate change being a hoax ... meanwhile, 'Cape Cod real estate' is becoming an oxymoron! | 1.2575 | 0.03889 | 167 | 129 | 33 | 5 |
1184 | I think suicide by global warming will one day overtake firearms, self poisoning and jumping! | 1.2575 | 0.04328 | 167 | 134 | 23 | 10 |
1185 | From Florida with love, Happy New Year 3018. | 1.2575 | 0.04244 | 167 | 133 | 25 | 9 |
1186 | That's the last time I get a beachfront Airbnb from Sen. Inhofe | 1.2575 | 0.04411 | 167 | 135 | 21 | 11 |
1187 | My rosé tinted glasses aren't working, how about you? | 1.2575 | 0.03889 | 167 | 129 | 33 | 5 |
1188 | I don't care. Florida is still my happy place. | 1.2575 | 0.03889 | 167 | 129 | 33 | 5 |
1189 | We should have done something when he pulled out of the Paris accord! | 1.2575 | 0.04070 | 167 | 131 | 29 | 7 |
1190 | Maybe there is something to this whole global warming thing. | 1.2575 | 0.03889 | 167 | 129 | 33 | 5 |
1191 | Was that tide tracking app free? | 1.2575 | 0.03600 | 167 | 126 | 39 | 2 |
1192 | Was it 'til death do us part" or 'til the creek rises?' | 1.2575 | 0.03889 | 167 | 129 | 33 | 5 |
1193 | I'm thinking we should add a second floor to the condo - with a large veranda. And get a boat. | 1.2575 | 0.03889 | 167 | 129 | 33 | 5 |
1194 | Will you at least admit that I was right about Donald Trump and Scott Pruitt? | 1.2575 | 0.03981 | 167 | 130 | 31 | 6 |
1195 | And you claimed climate change was only fiction. | 1.2575 | 0.03981 | 167 | 130 | 31 | 6 |
1196 | Don't worry, Congress says the rising tide is going to lift us. | 1.2575 | 0.04328 | 167 | 134 | 23 | 10 |
1197 | Wasn't the swamp supposed to be drained? | 1.2575 | 0.04244 | 167 | 133 | 25 | 9 |
1198 | I'm so tired of that Al Gore | 1.2575 | 0.03981 | 167 | 130 | 31 | 6 |
1199 | Are you familiar with the tipping point ? | 1.2575 | 0.04070 | 167 | 131 | 29 | 7 |
1200 | Still stranded on their roof, Nick and Jill take advantage of the situation | 1.2575 | 0.03981 | 167 | 130 | 31 | 6 |
1201 | Oh George, the ocean’s waters aren’t rising, the dunes must have moved forward. | 1.2575 | 0.03889 | 167 | 129 | 33 | 5 |
1202 | Luckily, the rising ocean is helping offset the extreme heat. | 1.2575 | 0.03795 | 167 | 128 | 35 | 4 |
1203 | The realtor said it was perfect for flippers. | 1.2575 | 0.03889 | 167 | 129 | 33 | 5 |
1204 | I've always loved Denver. | 1.2573 | 0.04175 | 171 | 136 | 26 | 9 |
1205 | Sundeck on the roof of your cottage, the ad said. | 1.2560 | 0.03776 | 168 | 129 | 35 | 4 |
1206 | We were promised an ocean view, but this is ridiculous. | 1.2560 | 0.04136 | 168 | 133 | 27 | 8 |
1207 | What did I say- global warming is a myth. This water is freezing! | 1.2560 | 0.03869 | 168 | 130 | 33 | 5 |
1208 | That better be a snake! | 1.2560 | 0.03960 | 168 | 131 | 31 | 6 |
1209 | So here we are in Mar-a-Lago - now do you believe in karma? | 1.2560 | 0.03869 | 168 | 130 | 33 | 5 |
1210 | Let's take a selfie. | 1.2560 | 0.03960 | 168 | 131 | 31 | 6 |
1211 | Redneck waterpark. | 1.2560 | 0.04049 | 168 | 132 | 29 | 7 |
1212 | Well, it is less crowded than I expected. | 1.2560 | 0.04136 | 168 | 133 | 27 | 8 |
1213 | They were right about the oceanic view. | 1.2560 | 0.04049 | 168 | 132 | 29 | 7 |
1214 | How long ago did we eat? | 1.2560 | 0.04136 | 168 | 133 | 27 | 8 |
1215 | And I thought it was just our mortgage that was underwater! | 1.2560 | 0.04049 | 168 | 132 | 29 | 7 |
1216 | Was climate change supposed to smell this bad, darling? | 1.2560 | 0.04049 | 168 | 132 | 29 | 7 |
1217 | This is your idea of dinner on the water? | 1.2560 | 0.03960 | 168 | 131 | 31 | 6 |
1218 | This oughta tide you over, until lunch. | 1.2560 | 0.03869 | 168 | 130 | 33 | 5 |
1219 | We should go, dear. Time and tide wait for no one! | 1.2560 | 0.03960 | 168 | 131 | 31 | 6 |
1220 | We're going to need more towels | 1.2560 | 0.04136 | 168 | 133 | 27 | 8 |
1221 | I told you we needed the waterproof sunscreen. | 1.2560 | 0.04049 | 168 | 132 | 29 | 7 |
1222 | I told this would be beach front some day. | 1.2560 | 0.04221 | 168 | 134 | 25 | 9 |
1223 | Be right back—just wanna get my toes a little dry. | 1.2560 | 0.04221 | 168 | 134 | 25 | 9 |
1224 | Tell me you did use the Glad sandwich bags..... | 1.2560 | 0.04049 | 168 | 132 | 29 | 7 |
1225 | Taking the plunge had a different meaning on our wedding day. | 1.2560 | 0.03869 | 168 | 130 | 33 | 5 |
1226 | I said "buy taller chairs" but you said "no, global warming is fake". | 1.2560 | 0.04305 | 168 | 135 | 23 | 10 |
1227 | 2065 | 1.2560 | 0.03960 | 168 | 131 | 31 | 6 |
1228 | I hate it when you drink to much | 1.2560 | 0.04049 | 168 | 132 | 29 | 7 |
1229 | Finally no more bikini waxing! | 1.2560 | 0.04221 | 168 | 134 | 25 | 9 |
1230 | Timing is everything when you hit the beach at the Bay of Fundy... | 1.2558 | 0.03812 | 172 | 133 | 34 | 5 |
1231 | See, Frank, when they say ‘time and tide wait for no man’ they mean you, too. | 1.2548 | 0.04229 | 157 | 124 | 26 | 7 |
1232 | Not quite what I meant by watching the tide come in. | 1.2544 | 0.04114 | 169 | 134 | 27 | 8 |
1233 | Do you think anyone will realize that we are two very tiny people in a very large rum punch? | 1.2544 | 0.03849 | 169 | 131 | 33 | 5 |
1234 | Good thing I hate dry humor. | 1.2544 | 0.04028 | 169 | 133 | 29 | 7 |
1235 | When they said the mortgage was underwater - I didn't think they meant literally. | 1.2544 | 0.04114 | 169 | 134 | 27 | 8 |
1236 | My family has been coming to this beach for generations and I intend to keep the tradition. | 1.2544 | 0.04028 | 169 | 133 | 29 | 7 |
1237 | Prime waterfront location used to mean something different. | 1.2544 | 0.04199 | 169 | 135 | 25 | 9 |
1238 | How many times do I have to tell you - there is global warning. Perhaps now you will listen to me! | 1.2544 | 0.04114 | 169 | 134 | 27 | 8 |
1239 | Maybe there’s something to that Global Warming thing. | 1.2544 | 0.03939 | 169 | 132 | 31 | 6 |
1240 | I'm so glad we remembered the umbrella. | 1.2544 | 0.03939 | 169 | 132 | 31 | 6 |
1241 | There was no reason to build an arc because climate change isn't real and this shouldn't be happening. | 1.2544 | 0.03849 | 169 | 131 | 33 | 5 |
1242 | I’m assuming that warm patch was you? | 1.2544 | 0.04364 | 169 | 137 | 21 | 11 |
1243 | Ebb tide, flow tide, neap tide - who can keep them straight? | 1.2544 | 0.03939 | 169 | 132 | 31 | 6 |
1244 | Good! We finally got a table with a view of the water | 1.2544 | 0.03849 | 169 | 131 | 33 | 5 |
1245 | I thought we were above these ebbs and flows. | 1.2544 | 0.03756 | 169 | 130 | 35 | 4 |
1246 | So are you still against reading the reviews? | 1.2544 | 0.04199 | 169 | 135 | 25 | 9 |
1247 | I still think it's a Chinese hoax. | 1.2544 | 0.04114 | 169 | 134 | 27 | 8 |
1248 | What were you saying about global warming? | 1.2532 | 0.03585 | 158 | 119 | 38 | 1 |
1249 | Maybe Gore is right. | 1.2531 | 0.04318 | 162 | 130 | 23 | 9 |
1250 | I'm just saying there's a chance the GPS was wrong in this particular instance. | 1.2531 | 0.03947 | 162 | 126 | 31 | 5 |
1251 | I told you we should have gone to the mountains! | 1.2531 | 0.04318 | 162 | 130 | 23 | 9 |
1252 | Maybe we can sell it to your brother the climate skeptic. | 1.2531 | 0.04043 | 162 | 127 | 29 | 6 |
1253 | I hear Milwaukee is lovely this time of year. | 1.2531 | 0.03947 | 162 | 126 | 31 | 5 |
1254 | It's a Democratic conspiracy to raise taxes. | 1.2531 | 0.04136 | 162 | 128 | 27 | 7 |
1255 | Who knew that being just fifty feet closer to the sunset would make such a difference. | 1.2531 | 0.04043 | 162 | 127 | 29 | 6 |
1256 | Who says there is no such thing as global warming? | 1.2531 | 0.04136 | 162 | 128 | 27 | 7 |
1257 | Aloha my ass. | 1.2531 | 0.04228 | 162 | 129 | 25 | 8 |
1258 | Now Ralph, tell me again why you don't believe in climate change. | 1.2531 | 0.04043 | 162 | 127 | 29 | 6 |
1259 | I knew those climate scientists were wrong about how fast the seas would rise. | 1.2531 | 0.04136 | 162 | 128 | 27 | 7 |
1260 | I told you we should’ve brought two umbrellas | 1.2531 | 0.04043 | 162 | 127 | 29 | 6 |
1261 | Liberal hoax. This beach seems just fine to me. | 1.2531 | 0.03947 | 162 | 126 | 31 | 5 |
1262 | Been coming to this spot for forty years. A few damn glaciers melting isn’t gonna stop me now!” | 1.2531 | 0.04136 | 162 | 128 | 27 | 7 |
1263 | I say once you get a good spot on the beach, you STAY there. | 1.2531 | 0.04136 | 162 | 128 | 27 | 7 |
1264 | Still think that the forty days and forty nights forecast was fake news, Noah | 1.2531 | 0.04318 | 162 | 130 | 23 | 9 |
1265 | I blame the moon" | 1.2531 | 0.03848 | 162 | 125 | 33 | 4 |
1266 | What kind of "River Cruise" picks you up enroute? | 1.2531 | 0.04043 | 162 | 127 | 29 | 6 |
1267 | Well, that's one Labor Day down the drain... | 1.2531 | 0.04318 | 162 | 130 | 23 | 9 |
1268 | High tide and seven years ago... | 1.2531 | 0.04043 | 162 | 127 | 29 | 6 |
1269 | American Gothic :2050 | 1.2531 | 0.04228 | 162 | 129 | 25 | 8 |
1270 | At least we won't have to pay extra to get the fish pedicure at the spa. | 1.2531 | 0.03848 | 162 | 125 | 33 | 4 |
1271 | This umbrella worked great. Not a drop of rain on my hat. | 1.2531 | 0.03947 | 162 | 126 | 31 | 5 |
1272 | Do you think the bagels are still good? | 1.2531 | 0.04136 | 162 | 128 | 27 | 7 |
1273 | Well, It ain't floatin' MY boat!" | 1.2531 | 0.04228 | 162 | 129 | 25 | 8 |
1274 | Is that your foot? | 1.2531 | 0.04136 | 162 | 128 | 27 | 7 |
1275 | Siri said the tide was going out. | 1.2531 | 0.03848 | 162 | 125 | 33 | 4 |
1276 | I take it your more of a lake person. | 1.2531 | 0.04406 | 162 | 131 | 21 | 10 |
1277 | Please tell me you’re playing footsies with me. | 1.2531 | 0.04228 | 162 | 129 | 25 | 8 |
1278 | I see you also forgot to pack your common sense. | 1.2531 | 0.04043 | 162 | 127 | 29 | 6 |
1279 | I thought you said it was a dry heat. | 1.2531 | 0.04136 | 162 | 128 | 27 | 7 |
1280 | I just felt something. For the first time in years. | 1.2531 | 0.04136 | 162 | 128 | 27 | 7 |
1281 | Should we call Noah and upgrade to a suite? | 1.2531 | 0.03947 | 162 | 126 | 31 | 5 |
1282 | Somehow I imagined the glaciers taller. | 1.2531 | 0.04318 | 162 | 130 | 23 | 9 |
1283 | There is no global warming. | 1.2531 | 0.04228 | 162 | 129 | 25 | 8 |
1284 | I don’t believe in global warming, either. | 1.2531 | 0.04228 | 162 | 129 | 25 | 8 |
1285 | Oh look honey, icecaps. | 1.2531 | 0.04043 | 162 | 127 | 29 | 6 |
1286 | I can't see the kids either. | 1.2531 | 0.03947 | 162 | 126 | 31 | 5 |
1287 | I’m absolutely positive. TripAdvisor ranked this as the #1 thing to do here. | 1.2531 | 0.04228 | 162 | 129 | 25 | 8 |
1288 | Not to worry. It's SPF 100 and it 's waterproof. | 1.2531 | 0.04136 | 162 | 128 | 27 | 7 |
1289 | Beachfront property is so last century. | 1.2529 | 0.04093 | 170 | 135 | 27 | 8 |
1290 | I never thought we would be getting an ocean-front property when we bought our house in the Catskills. | 1.2529 | 0.04093 | 170 | 135 | 27 | 8 |
1291 | Debt isn't the only thing we're swimming in, Harold. | 1.2529 | 0.03919 | 170 | 133 | 31 | 6 |
1292 | Do you remember our deck being this close to the surf? | 1.2515 | 0.04205 | 163 | 130 | 25 | 8 |
1293 | Global warming is no day at the beach. | 1.2515 | 0.03925 | 163 | 127 | 31 | 5 |
1294 | This is the last day we wait for high tide. Next time you get up and walk to the men's room like a normal person. | 1.2515 | 0.04551 | 163 | 134 | 17 | 12 |
1295 | Yelp lied. | 1.2515 | 0.04114 | 163 | 129 | 27 | 7 |
1296 | I told you, it's all water under the bridge. | 1.2515 | 0.04205 | 163 | 130 | 25 | 8 |
1297 | Really? The Jaws theme? | 1.2515 | 0.04205 | 163 | 130 | 25 | 8 |
1298 | You still think climate change is fake news? | 1.2515 | 0.04205 | 163 | 130 | 25 | 8 |
1299 | There are tradeoffs, but September here is the best." | 1.2515 | 0.03828 | 163 | 126 | 33 | 4 |
1300 | Climate change isn't science, isn't that what you said? | 1.2515 | 0.03925 | 163 | 127 | 31 | 5 |
1301 | It still beats drowning at work. | 1.2515 | 0.03828 | 163 | 126 | 33 | 4 |
1302 | The important thing is that we're together. | 1.2515 | 0.03925 | 163 | 127 | 31 | 5 |
1303 | Wow, that was some nap! | 1.2515 | 0.04021 | 163 | 128 | 29 | 6 |
1304 | Can you see the kids? | 1.2515 | 0.04294 | 163 | 131 | 23 | 9 |
1305 | We bought this beach and we're going to enjoy it! | 1.2515 | 0.04205 | 163 | 130 | 25 | 8 |
1306 | Rising sea-levels and now this horrible heat-wave - I am going to give this resort a VERY bad review! | 1.2515 | 0.04114 | 163 | 129 | 27 | 7 |
1307 | Following a heated debate about the effects of climate change, the Johnstons stubbornly enjoy refreshments at Al’s Seaside Café. | 1.2515 | 0.04114 | 163 | 129 | 27 | 7 |
1308 | I didn't expect climate change to occur at 11:10 this morning. | 1.2500 | 0.04063 | 160 | 126 | 28 | 6 |
1309 | It's getting harder to keep your head above water these days. | 1.2484 | 0.04136 | 161 | 128 | 26 | 7 |
1310 | Well, at least our mortgage isn't the only thing we own that is underwater! | 1.2484 | 0.03944 | 161 | 126 | 30 | 5 |
1311 | Shoot, I think the sand castle is ruined | 1.2484 | 0.03844 | 161 | 125 | 32 | 4 |
1312 | Here's another inconvenient truth: our dryer's broken. | 1.2484 | 0.03944 | 161 | 126 | 30 | 5 |
1313 | The Jersey shore just isn't what it used to be. | 1.2484 | 0.04041 | 161 | 127 | 28 | 6 |
1314 | Maybe this is the wrong swamp. | 1.2484 | 0.04136 | 161 | 128 | 26 | 7 |
1315 | First the mortgage, now this | 1.2484 | 0.04229 | 161 | 129 | 24 | 8 |
1316 | Reach down and fish me out another diet soda | 1.2484 | 0.03844 | 161 | 125 | 32 | 4 |
1317 | Labor Day isn't over until we stand up. | 1.2484 | 0.03844 | 161 | 125 | 32 | 4 |
1318 | Trump said "trust me!" | 1.2484 | 0.04319 | 161 | 130 | 22 | 9 |
1319 | You watch Fox and Friends this morning? | 1.2484 | 0.04496 | 161 | 132 | 18 | 11 |
1320 | Honey, I think we’re out of ice. | 1.2484 | 0.03944 | 161 | 126 | 30 | 5 |
1321 | I'm starting to wonder about this global warming thing. | 1.2484 | 0.03844 | 161 | 125 | 32 | 4 |
1322 | If it’s from global warming, why is the water ice cold? | 1.2484 | 0.04319 | 161 | 130 | 22 | 9 |
1323 | The climate change deniers' beach retreat is off to a rough start. | 1.2484 | 0.04408 | 161 | 131 | 20 | 10 |
1324 | This is hardly the time to be rearranging deck chairs. | 1.2484 | 0.04136 | 161 | 128 | 26 | 7 |
1325 | What ya say we get back and rearrange the deck chairs | 1.2484 | 0.04229 | 161 | 129 | 24 | 8 |
1326 | Told you Antarctica was good this time of year. | 1.2484 | 0.04408 | 161 | 131 | 20 | 10 |
1327 | I miss the days when this was just 'fake news.' | 1.2484 | 0.03844 | 161 | 125 | 32 | 4 |
1328 | When he comes by you get him to autograph your MAGA cap and I'll ask him for a sleeve of golf balls. | 1.2484 | 0.04136 | 161 | 128 | 26 | 7 |
1329 | Feels a little like our mortgage! | 1.2484 | 0.03944 | 161 | 126 | 30 | 5 |
1330 | Maybe the scientists are right? | 1.2484 | 0.03903 | 157 | 122 | 31 | 4 |
1331 | This is your fault, for voting Republican. | 1.2484 | 0.04107 | 157 | 124 | 27 | 6 |
1332 | I told you we should have asked the sales agent why the taxes are only $49 a year on this property. | 1.2484 | 0.04205 | 157 | 125 | 25 | 7 |
1333 | Three million illegal votes, Obama bugging Trump Tower, the deep state, the corrupt security agencies, and the mainstream media conspiracies are all true, but when it comes to climate change, the evidence just isn't there. Got it. | 1.2484 | 0.04205 | 157 | 125 | 25 | 7 |
1334 | Having fun Stanley? ‘Let’s go during rainy season and save a few bucks’ you said. | 1.2484 | 0.03903 | 157 | 122 | 31 | 4 |
1335 | Well honey, I think it’s safe to say we took a bath on these chair rentals. | 1.2484 | 0.03688 | 157 | 120 | 35 | 2 |
1336 | We're Going to be Late to the Conference on Global Warming. | 1.2484 | 0.04006 | 157 | 123 | 29 | 5 |
1337 | I trust that was your foot, my dear. | 1.2484 | 0.04006 | 157 | 123 | 29 | 5 |
1338 | Climate change is a hoax. Period. | 1.2484 | 0.04301 | 157 | 126 | 23 | 8 |
1339 | Next time, read the tide tables. | 1.2484 | 0.04107 | 157 | 124 | 27 | 6 |
1340 | That better be your leg. | 1.2484 | 0.04107 | 157 | 124 | 27 | 6 |
1341 | Look on the bright side--we're not under water. | 1.2484 | 0.04107 | 157 | 124 | 27 | 6 |
1342 | Ralph and me on the roof deck: Summer, 2088. | 1.2484 | 0.04301 | 157 | 126 | 23 | 8 |
1343 | I don't think disaster tourism is really my thing." | 1.2484 | 0.03903 | 157 | 122 | 31 | 4 |
1344 | Do piranha's ever tickle? | 1.2484 | 0.04107 | 157 | 124 | 27 | 6 |
1345 | I'm so glad global warming is a Chinese hoax. Otherwise I might be a little worried. | 1.2484 | 0.04301 | 157 | 126 | 23 | 8 |
1346 | Children float, right? | 1.2484 | 0.04395 | 157 | 127 | 21 | 9 |
1347 | We used to have to travel for this. | 1.2484 | 0.03903 | 157 | 122 | 31 | 4 |
1348 | That reminds me, did you fix the toilet yesterday? | 1.2484 | 0.04107 | 157 | 124 | 27 | 6 |
1349 | A guy I know at the EPA in Washington told me confidentially, that waterfront property on Miami Beach was a great investment. | 1.2484 | 0.03576 | 157 | 119 | 37 | 1 |
1350 | This is the last time you choose the spot. | 1.2484 | 0.03903 | 157 | 122 | 31 | 4 |
1351 | And Eve said "Isn't it ironic, Adam, that we're the last couple on earth?" | 1.2484 | 0.04107 | 157 | 124 | 27 | 6 |
1352 | I guess we ought to scratch The Arctic off our bucket list. | 1.2484 | 0.03903 | 157 | 122 | 31 | 4 |
1353 | Marty,next time I book our vacation. | 1.2484 | 0.03903 | 157 | 122 | 31 | 4 |
1354 | So, you’ve swam with whales and dolphins, but have you sat with salmon? | 1.2484 | 0.04006 | 157 | 123 | 29 | 5 |
1355 | "Do you think this is serious?" | 1.2484 | 0.03903 | 157 | 122 | 31 | 4 |
1356 | I think I see the Great Pacific Garbage Patch. | 1.2484 | 0.04301 | 157 | 126 | 23 | 8 |
1357 | Have you found the keys yet? | 1.2484 | 0.03903 | 157 | 122 | 31 | 4 |
1358 | OK, Harold, enough with the Zen stuff. Just admit it: the tide IS coming in. | 1.2484 | 0.04205 | 157 | 125 | 25 | 7 |
1359 | Wet now, sure, but once low tide hits, you'll see- this is a prime location! | 1.2484 | 0.04006 | 157 | 123 | 29 | 5 |
1360 | I may have left the water running in the bathtub. | 1.2484 | 0.04301 | 157 | 126 | 23 | 8 |
1361 | Perhaps climate change wasn't fake news. Brings new meaning to Omaha beach. Nebraska. | 1.2484 | 0.04006 | 157 | 123 | 29 | 5 |
1362 | When the tide comes in, we can snorkel. | 1.2484 | 0.04205 | 157 | 125 | 25 | 7 |
1363 | Next anniversary, let's skip the tradition of sitting in the spot on Miami beach where we first met. | 1.2484 | 0.03903 | 157 | 122 | 31 | 4 |
1364 | You better put your suit back on before low tide. | 1.2484 | 0.03903 | 157 | 122 | 31 | 4 |
1365 | And you said climate change was a hoax | 1.2484 | 0.04301 | 157 | 126 | 23 | 8 |
1366 | What vacationing with student loan debt feels like. | 1.2484 | 0.04006 | 157 | 123 | 29 | 5 |
1367 | 1). I tell you...it's because of Trump we are in this situation. | 1.2484 | 0.04301 | 157 | 126 | 23 | 8 |
1368 | Waist water. | 1.2484 | 0.04301 | 157 | 126 | 23 | 8 |
1369 | Next time we AirBnB, let’s skip the infinity pool. | 1.2484 | 0.04006 | 157 | 123 | 29 | 5 |
1370 | I think that I want to go home | 1.2484 | 0.04205 | 157 | 125 | 25 | 7 |
1371 | Fake news, you said! Why do I always listen to you? | 1.2484 | 0.04107 | 157 | 124 | 27 | 6 |
1372 | High tide is the new low tide. | 1.2484 | 0.04205 | 157 | 125 | 25 | 7 |
1373 | I told the landscaper I was fond of Venice | 1.2484 | 0.04107 | 157 | 124 | 27 | 6 |
1374 | Bill, does that cruise ship look a little ark-y to you? | 1.2484 | 0.04205 | 157 | 125 | 25 | 7 |
1375 | When your parents bought this place, wasn't the beach on the other side of the property? | 1.2484 | 0.04487 | 157 | 128 | 19 | 10 |
1376 | Now do you believe me about climate change, Fred? | 1.2484 | 0.03903 | 157 | 122 | 31 | 4 |
1377 | Fuck Al Gore! | 1.2484 | 0.04487 | 157 | 128 | 19 | 10 |
1378 | The coast is clear. | 1.2484 | 0.03797 | 157 | 121 | 33 | 3 |
1379 | I heard that Global Warming is almost over. | 1.2484 | 0.04205 | 157 | 125 | 25 | 7 |
1380 | Still doesn’t prove climate change is real! | 1.2484 | 0.04205 | 157 | 125 | 25 | 7 |
1381 | I still believe the tide tables are false news - they are produced by the deep state at NOAA. | 1.2484 | 0.04301 | 157 | 126 | 23 | 8 |
1382 | Global warming feels good. | 1.2484 | 0.04395 | 157 | 127 | 21 | 9 |
1383 | Why is the water warm Bob? | 1.2484 | 0.04006 | 157 | 123 | 29 | 5 |
1384 | In this day and age, even a day at the beach is no day at the beach. | 1.2484 | 0.04006 | 157 | 123 | 29 | 5 |
1385 | Swell, isn't it? | 1.2484 | 0.04395 | 157 | 127 | 21 | 9 |
1386 | And this is why we don’t nap at the same time. | 1.2484 | 0.04205 | 157 | 125 | 25 | 7 |
1387 | Do I have to explain the difference between climate and weather again? | 1.2484 | 0.04006 | 157 | 123 | 29 | 5 |
1388 | So much for investment in underwater properties. | 1.2484 | 0.03688 | 157 | 120 | 35 | 2 |
1389 | There goes another glacier. | 1.2484 | 0.04205 | 157 | 125 | 25 | 7 |
1390 | Of course, a tweet can have more immediacy than a message in a bottle. | 1.2484 | 0.04395 | 157 | 127 | 21 | 9 |
1391 | Do you think we can still eat the sandwiches? | 1.2484 | 0.04006 | 157 | 123 | 29 | 5 |
1392 | I wonder if we shouldn't sell our oil stocks. | 1.2484 | 0.04006 | 157 | 123 | 29 | 5 |
1393 | Hmmm, not really what I had in mind when you said we're heading to 'Wet 'N Wild', hun. | 1.2484 | 0.03576 | 157 | 119 | 37 | 1 |
1394 | Introducing Club Med’s all-inclusive “Global Warming package.” Available for an unlimited time. | 1.2484 | 0.04006 | 157 | 123 | 29 | 5 |
1395 | fuck it I'm peeing right here. | 1.2484 | 0.04205 | 157 | 125 | 25 | 7 |
1396 | Was it "Quick, sand beach" or "Quicksand beach?" | 1.2484 | 0.04107 | 157 | 124 | 27 | 6 |
1397 | The flooding is fake news | 1.2484 | 0.04205 | 157 | 125 | 25 | 7 |
1398 | Relax, Honey. Just repeat 100 times "President Trump has assured us that climate change is nothing more than a Chinese Communist hoax. | 1.2484 | 0.03903 | 157 | 122 | 31 | 4 |
1399 | NOW do you 'believe'? | 1.2484 | 0.04006 | 157 | 123 | 29 | 5 |
1400 | Well, I’ve heard every grain of sand affects the tide. | 1.2484 | 0.04205 | 157 | 125 | 25 | 7 |
1401 | Water's too cold for global warming, Ed." | 1.2484 | 0.04395 | 157 | 127 | 21 | 9 |
1402 | Yes, darling, I know I said, “On the ocean.” | 1.2484 | 0.03576 | 157 | 119 | 37 | 1 |
1403 | Did you forget to turn off the greenhouse gas? | 1.2484 | 0.04205 | 157 | 125 | 25 | 7 |
1404 | I’m not going to let climate change ruin our second honeymoon..Low tide is in an hour. | 1.2484 | 0.04006 | 157 | 123 | 29 | 5 |
1405 | Howard, when you go in for your physical, have your bladder checked. | 1.2484 | 0.04395 | 157 | 127 | 21 | 9 |
1406 | This will be the last time we fall asleep on the beach in Nova Scotia. | 1.2484 | 0.04107 | 157 | 124 | 27 | 6 |
1407 | Fake news | 1.2484 | 0.04205 | 157 | 125 | 25 | 7 |
1408 | You see, I told you it wouldn't matter whether you wore a bathing suit or not. | 1.2484 | 0.04107 | 157 | 124 | 27 | 6 |
1409 | YOU do something about it then! | 1.2484 | 0.04301 | 157 | 126 | 23 | 8 |
1410 | I'd say the tide has turned" | 1.2484 | 0.04107 | 157 | 124 | 27 | 6 |
1411 | You're right, this does add a wrinkle to the 'glass half full' debate. | 1.2484 | 0.04107 | 157 | 124 | 27 | 6 |
1412 | I wish I was taller. | 1.2484 | 0.04205 | 157 | 125 | 25 | 7 |
1413 | D'ya suppose Obama might've been right about that whole climate change thing? | 1.2484 | 0.04301 | 157 | 126 | 23 | 8 |
1414 | No, I don't think we should go with the flow. | 1.2484 | 0.04107 | 157 | 124 | 27 | 6 |
1415 | On the good side we'll only need half as much sunscreen. | 1.2484 | 0.04205 | 157 | 125 | 25 | 7 |
1416 | Do we still have to wait 30 minutes after eating? | 1.2482 | 0.04405 | 141 | 112 | 23 | 6 |
1417 | The bad news is climate change is real. The good news is the beach is a lot less crowded for a Saturday afternoon in August. | 1.2469 | 0.03722 | 162 | 125 | 34 | 3 |
1418 | What were you saying about global warming, George? | 1.2469 | 0.03823 | 162 | 126 | 32 | 4 |
1419 | That better be a fish. | 1.2469 | 0.03922 | 162 | 127 | 30 | 5 |
1420 | The umbrella is a real lifesaver! | 1.2469 | 0.04019 | 162 | 128 | 28 | 6 |
1421 | Yeah, well, if it's caused by global warming, why's it so cold? | 1.2468 | 0.03776 | 158 | 122 | 33 | 3 |
1422 | Low tide costs extra. | 1.2468 | 0.04182 | 158 | 126 | 25 | 7 |
1423 | Climate change deniers. | 1.2468 | 0.04182 | 158 | 126 | 25 | 7 |
1424 | We should have paid more attention to the reviews on social media before we rented our chairs and umbrella from Noah's Beach Service. | 1.2468 | 0.04084 | 158 | 125 | 27 | 6 |
1425 | Didn't Mr. Beckett say to meet him here? | 1.2468 | 0.04277 | 158 | 127 | 23 | 8 |
1426 | This isn't half bad. | 1.2468 | 0.04084 | 158 | 125 | 27 | 6 |
1427 | I don't care if you feel more free without a swimsuit. This isn't working. | 1.2468 | 0.04084 | 158 | 125 | 27 | 6 |
1428 | Sun bathing - the Climate Change Years. | 1.2468 | 0.04461 | 158 | 129 | 19 | 10 |
1429 | I bought and paid for this land and now I plan to enjoy it! | 1.2468 | 0.04084 | 158 | 125 | 27 | 6 |
1430 | I take it its high tide. | 1.2468 | 0.04182 | 158 | 126 | 25 | 7 |
1431 | Water's a little cold today; must be those icebergs melting down... | 1.2468 | 0.03882 | 158 | 123 | 31 | 4 |
1432 | I'm willing to concede your point on that global warming thing,but you have to admit that you love our beachfront view of Denver . | 1.2468 | 0.04370 | 158 | 128 | 21 | 9 |
1433 | Global Warming? There just hasn't been enough data to convince me. | 1.2468 | 0.04370 | 158 | 128 | 21 | 9 |
1434 | Do you feel the kids? | 1.2468 | 0.03882 | 158 | 123 | 31 | 4 |
1435 | I still believe in yur science, Paul, but if it reaches my neck, next time I vote Democratic | 1.2468 | 0.04084 | 158 | 125 | 27 | 6 |
1436 | This umbrella did nothing to keep us from getting wet. | 1.2468 | 0.04277 | 158 | 127 | 23 | 8 |
1437 | Guess we should have checked the global warming forecast before buying this beach front property! | 1.2468 | 0.04084 | 158 | 125 | 27 | 6 |
1438 | Can't say they didn't warn us. | 1.2468 | 0.04182 | 158 | 126 | 25 | 7 |
1439 | At least we still have an ocean view from our deck. | 1.2468 | 0.03984 | 158 | 124 | 29 | 5 |
1440 | Ask me if I care. | 1.2468 | 0.04084 | 158 | 125 | 27 | 6 |
1441 | Maybe we should just admit the ocean levels are rising. | 1.2468 | 0.04084 | 158 | 125 | 27 | 6 |
1442 | I think I see where we parked our car. | 1.2468 | 0.03776 | 158 | 122 | 33 | 3 |
1443 | So should we move yet? | 1.2468 | 0.04277 | 158 | 127 | 23 | 8 |
1444 | It appears the Rental Agent failed to tell us a few things. | 1.2468 | 0.04277 | 158 | 127 | 23 | 8 |
1445 | If this is just a hoax by China, you have to admire the special effects. | 1.2468 | 0.04277 | 158 | 127 | 23 | 8 |
1446 | He said a rising tide would lift all boats. He didn't mention what it would do to us. | 1.2468 | 0.04084 | 158 | 125 | 27 | 6 |
1447 | Hi tide. | 1.2468 | 0.03882 | 158 | 123 | 31 | 4 |
1448 | Fred, I'm beginning to think there is something to this global warming. | 1.2468 | 0.03882 | 158 | 123 | 31 | 4 |
1449 | Well, that didn't take near as long as they said it would. | 1.2468 | 0.04084 | 158 | 125 | 27 | 6 |
1450 | They say if we don't address global warming, in 100 years this beach will be under water. | 1.2468 | 0.04084 | 158 | 125 | 27 | 6 |
1451 | Sure, they were predicting rising sea levels...but in Aspen? | 1.2468 | 0.04277 | 158 | 127 | 23 | 8 |
1452 | I guess we should've listened to Al Gore after all. | 1.2468 | 0.04277 | 158 | 127 | 23 | 8 |
1453 | Did you remember to close the windows before we left? | 1.2468 | 0.04084 | 158 | 125 | 27 | 6 |
1454 | The brochure did say the beach was tidey. | 1.2468 | 0.04084 | 158 | 125 | 27 | 6 |
1455 | Aqua-Uber?” I think you could be on to something Tom | 1.2468 | 0.04277 | 158 | 127 | 23 | 8 |
1456 | going to the beach isn't what it used to be. | 1.2468 | 0.04084 | 158 | 125 | 27 | 6 |
1457 | Your insistence that we should sit at the same place when we came for our honeymoon is "warming" indeed! | 1.2468 | 0.04084 | 158 | 125 | 27 | 6 |
1458 | You know, this is a bit, inconvenient | 1.2468 | 0.03882 | 158 | 123 | 31 | 4 |
1459 | We're not moving anywhere, Charles, until you put your swim trunks back on. | 1.2468 | 0.04277 | 158 | 127 | 23 | 8 |
1460 | I hate to make decisions while on vacation but should we sink or swim? | 1.2468 | 0.04084 | 158 | 125 | 27 | 6 |
1461 | It has nothing to do with global warming and everything to do with your failure to check the tide chart. | 1.2468 | 0.04084 | 158 | 125 | 27 | 6 |
1462 | I give up. Is this just another one of your sink or swim challenges” | 1.2468 | 0.04084 | 158 | 125 | 27 | 6 |
1463 | It's fake news. The seas aren't rising, the land's just sinking. | 1.2453 | 0.04158 | 159 | 127 | 25 | 7 |
1464 | I don't know about you but I'm ready for a dry martini | 1.2452 | 0.03812 | 155 | 120 | 32 | 3 |
1465 | Low tide just isn't what it was when we were young. | 1.2450 | 0.03983 | 151 | 118 | 29 | 4 |
1466 | So you bought this beach front because Rush assured you that global warming was a hoaxes. | 1.2450 | 0.03871 | 151 | 117 | 31 | 3 |
1467 | I love Beckett too but this is ridiculous | 1.2450 | 0.04199 | 151 | 120 | 25 | 6 |
1468 | I thought the bargain price at the High Tide Hotel was too good to be true! | 1.2441 | 0.04289 | 127 | 99 | 25 | 3 |
1469 | Go with the flow is one of those sayings that can turn around and bite you on the ass. | 1.2434 | 0.04174 | 152 | 121 | 25 | 6 |
1470 | I suggest we go with the flow. | 1.2434 | 0.03848 | 152 | 118 | 31 | 3 |
1471 | Not to worry, we'll be long gone by the time global warming affects us." | 1.2434 | 0.04069 | 152 | 120 | 27 | 5 |
1472 | Just remember the mantra "climate change is a hoax" | 1.2434 | 0.04069 | 152 | 120 | 27 | 5 |
1473 | Just when did you say high tide was due? | 1.2434 | 0.03960 | 152 | 119 | 29 | 4 |
1474 | Harry, do you think our kids could be onto something with their '""Go Green" nonsensce? | 1.2434 | 0.03848 | 152 | 118 | 31 | 3 |
1475 | You can't drain the swamp if the seas are rising. | 1.2434 | 0.04174 | 152 | 121 | 25 | 6 |
1476 | Not the best time share, but it was cheap. | 1.2434 | 0.04069 | 152 | 120 | 27 | 5 |
1477 | Next year, I'm thinking Colorado. | 1.2434 | 0.04174 | 152 | 121 | 25 | 6 |
1478 | Good thing there is no global warming. | 1.2434 | 0.04277 | 152 | 122 | 23 | 7 |
1479 | Honey, I believe you read the tide chart incorrectly. | 1.2434 | 0.03960 | 152 | 119 | 29 | 4 |
1480 | Still think global warming's a hoax, do you? | 1.2434 | 0.04277 | 152 | 122 | 23 | 7 |
1481 | On the plus side, you don’t have to get up to go to bathroom. | 1.2434 | 0.04277 | 152 | 122 | 23 | 7 |
1482 | What an odd pool. | 1.2434 | 0.04174 | 152 | 121 | 25 | 6 |
1483 | At least it’s not crowded. | 1.2434 | 0.04069 | 152 | 120 | 27 | 5 |
1484 | Wow! Just wait until the tide comes in. | 1.2434 | 0.03960 | 152 | 119 | 29 | 4 |
1485 | I was sure that by the time we'd be on this vacation, he would have already drained the swamp. | 1.2434 | 0.03960 | 152 | 119 | 29 | 4 |
1486 | At least there aren't so many spring breakers anymore... | 1.2434 | 0.04277 | 152 | 122 | 23 | 7 |
1487 | How do climate scientists benefit from sea level rise? | 1.2434 | 0.04174 | 152 | 121 | 25 | 6 |
1488 | You ready to go yet? | 1.2434 | 0.04069 | 152 | 120 | 27 | 5 |
1489 | The brochure didn’t lie- deserted beach it is! | 1.2434 | 0.04277 | 152 | 122 | 23 | 7 |
1490 | Truth or no truth, this is certainly an inconvenient vacation. | 1.2432 | 0.03790 | 148 | 114 | 32 | 2 |
1491 | Who needs a beach body when you have the benefits of global warming? | 1.2422 | 0.03918 | 161 | 127 | 29 | 5 |
1492 | I knew the ad promising us our own private beach was too good to be true. | 1.2418 | 0.04150 | 153 | 122 | 25 | 6 |
1493 | Bottoms up? | 1.2418 | 0.04045 | 153 | 121 | 27 | 5 |
1494 | Remember Life without Trump? | 1.2418 | 0.04252 | 153 | 123 | 23 | 7 |
1495 | You son-of-a-bitch. | 1.2418 | 0.04546 | 153 | 126 | 17 | 10 |
1496 | Winters in Iceland just isn't the same since global warming became a thing. | 1.2418 | 0.03937 | 153 | 120 | 29 | 4 |
1497 | I didn't realize that it was snark week. | 1.2418 | 0.04352 | 153 | 124 | 21 | 8 |
1498 | I think we really do immerse ourselves in summer vacation. | 1.2418 | 0.04045 | 153 | 121 | 27 | 5 |
1499 | At least there is no longer the problem of there being no ladies' room in sight. | 1.2418 | 0.04045 | 153 | 121 | 27 | 5 |
1500 | More than the mortgage is underwater." | 1.2418 | 0.04352 | 153 | 124 | 21 | 8 |
1501 | Did it have to be the exact same spot we sat on our honeymoon? | 1.2418 | 0.04252 | 153 | 123 | 23 | 7 |
1502 | Please pass the Grey Poupon. | 1.2418 | 0.04352 | 153 | 124 | 21 | 8 |
1503 | I still say it's fake science. | 1.2418 | 0.03937 | 153 | 120 | 29 | 4 |
1504 | I’m wet...are you? | 1.2418 | 0.04252 | 153 | 123 | 23 | 7 |
1505 | Next time, Mr. Pile Driver, just let me poke the umbrella into the sand. | 1.2418 | 0.04150 | 153 | 122 | 25 | 6 |
1506 | This is not what I meant by a liquid lunch. | 1.2418 | 0.04045 | 153 | 121 | 27 | 5 |
1507 | Well, at least the walk to the beach has been shortened. | 1.2418 | 0.04252 | 153 | 123 | 23 | 7 |
1508 | Don't... | 1.2418 | 0.04045 | 153 | 121 | 27 | 5 |
1509 | Finding El Nino | 1.2418 | 0.04252 | 153 | 123 | 23 | 7 |
1510 | So, global warming is just fake news, eh? | 1.2418 | 0.04045 | 153 | 121 | 27 | 5 |
1511 | Harold, lately, I've been starting to doubt some of those #FakeNews tweets from the president. | 1.2418 | 0.04150 | 153 | 122 | 25 | 6 |
1512 | I am begining to wonder if we put the proper address into the GPS. | 1.2418 | 0.04150 | 153 | 122 | 25 | 6 |
1513 | I won’t have the lung capacity to even out this tan. | 1.2418 | 0.04352 | 153 | 124 | 21 | 8 |
1514 | This is not a hoax. | 1.2418 | 0.04150 | 153 | 122 | 25 | 6 |
1515 | Rusty and Jessica were the last participants to arrive at the high tide speed dating. | 1.2418 | 0.04252 | 153 | 123 | 23 | 7 |
1516 | Did you remember the beach towels? | 1.2418 | 0.04252 | 153 | 123 | 23 | 7 |
1517 | "OK, the southern coast of Greenland was a bad choice. Next year, we'll try the north coast." | 1.2418 | 0.04352 | 153 | 124 | 21 | 8 |
1518 | Are you sure? It doesn't feel any hotter than last year. | 1.2418 | 0.04150 | 153 | 122 | 25 | 6 |
1519 | Stop complaining.........at least is saves you a trip to the men's room." | 1.2418 | 0.04045 | 153 | 121 | 27 | 5 |
1520 | No, Bob, I specifically said to wake me up at low tide. | 1.2418 | 0.04252 | 153 | 123 | 23 | 7 |
1521 | You think the tide's in or is it that global warming thing? | 1.2418 | 0.04150 | 153 | 122 | 25 | 6 |
1522 | I've had it up to here with your vacations | 1.2418 | 0.04352 | 153 | 124 | 21 | 8 |
1523 | What’s the forecast for tomorrow? | 1.2418 | 0.03937 | 153 | 120 | 29 | 4 |
1524 | I'm beginning to wonder if climate change is really a hoax. | 1.2418 | 0.04150 | 153 | 122 | 25 | 6 |
1525 | I'd say 'half-empty' is the more optimistic outlook in this scenario" | 1.2418 | 0.04352 | 153 | 124 | 21 | 8 |
1526 | When your sister said she had a place for us to stay at their beach house, this isn’t what I had in mind. | 1.2418 | 0.04045 | 153 | 121 | 27 | 5 |
1527 | He said he’d drain the swamp. | 1.2403 | 0.04228 | 154 | 124 | 23 | 7 |
1528 | The salon brochure says that the fish eat the dead skin. | 1.2403 | 0.04228 | 154 | 124 | 23 | 7 |
1529 | I thought YOU taught him how to swim? | 1.2403 | 0.04424 | 154 | 126 | 19 | 9 |
1530 | I stand with my President - global warming is a hoax | 1.2403 | 0.04022 | 154 | 122 | 27 | 5 |
1531 | We paid a lot for this beachfront property, and there's no way we're going to let global warming spoil it for us. | 1.2403 | 0.04022 | 154 | 122 | 27 | 5 |
1532 | It's okay, Trump told us not to worry. | 1.2403 | 0.03805 | 154 | 120 | 31 | 3 |
1533 | Well, at least the beach isn't crowded | 1.2403 | 0.04228 | 154 | 124 | 23 | 7 |
1534 | It's true, you DO get shorter as you get older. | 1.2403 | 0.04126 | 154 | 123 | 25 | 6 |
1535 | Hurricane season isn't as fun as I remember it | 1.2403 | 0.03805 | 154 | 120 | 31 | 3 |
1536 | You were right. The beaches are less crowded during hurricane season. | 1.2403 | 0.04022 | 154 | 122 | 27 | 5 |
1537 | I told you so. | 1.2403 | 0.04424 | 154 | 126 | 19 | 9 |
1538 | I'm starting to enjoy Arctic winters. | 1.2403 | 0.03915 | 154 | 121 | 29 | 4 |
1539 | Just make sure you keep a poker face when you do. | 1.2403 | 0.04327 | 154 | 125 | 21 | 8 |
1540 | Plovers get the beach because THEY are nesting... | 1.2400 | 0.04302 | 150 | 121 | 22 | 7 |
1541 | Well, maybe you should have questioned their ad - “ FREE fish pedicure, wet season only”. | 1.2400 | 0.04197 | 150 | 120 | 24 | 6 |
1542 | What time does the ocean close? | 1.2400 | 0.04197 | 150 | 120 | 24 | 6 |
1543 | Still a glass half full kinda guy? | 1.2400 | 0.04302 | 150 | 121 | 22 | 7 |
1544 | God, I love coal. | 1.2400 | 0.04089 | 150 | 119 | 26 | 5 |
1545 | Hon, no more sweet real estate deals with your cousin Craig. Please!! | 1.2400 | 0.04302 | 150 | 121 | 22 | 7 |
1546 | Well, you're the one who said, "Let's go with the flow." | 1.2400 | 0.03978 | 150 | 118 | 28 | 4 |
1547 | The tide table is fake news. | 1.2400 | 0.04405 | 150 | 122 | 20 | 8 |
1548 | Now I know why the discount travel agent asked if we knew how to swim. | 1.2400 | 0.03978 | 150 | 118 | 28 | 4 |
1549 | So now you're saying sea level rise is good, because it cools us on these hotter days? | 1.2400 | 0.04197 | 150 | 120 | 24 | 6 |
1550 | It’s not the heat, it’s the humidity. | 1.2400 | 0.04089 | 150 | 119 | 26 | 5 |
1551 | Well, shall we go in for a swim now? | 1.2384 | 0.04172 | 151 | 121 | 24 | 6 |
1552 | Honey, did we turn off the tub before we left? | 1.2384 | 0.04172 | 151 | 121 | 24 | 6 |
1553 | Who would have thought that global warming would deliver a lake view in our own back yard? | 1.2384 | 0.04276 | 151 | 122 | 22 | 7 |
1554 | How can you tell if this is low tide or high tide? | 1.2381 | 0.04353 | 147 | 119 | 21 | 7 |
1555 | Yes my love stallion, we are drowning in pleasure. | 1.2381 | 0.04133 | 147 | 117 | 25 | 5 |
1556 | Now isn't this better than walking a half mile to the public restroom? | 1.2381 | 0.04245 | 147 | 118 | 23 | 6 |
1557 | I booked it on h2o bnb. | 1.2381 | 0.04245 | 147 | 118 | 23 | 6 |
1558 | Maybe we should have gone with the Prius. | 1.2381 | 0.04133 | 147 | 117 | 25 | 5 |
1559 | I knew if we waited long enough, climate change would make our yard waterfront property. | 1.2381 | 0.04562 | 147 | 121 | 17 | 9 |
1560 | What happened to that iceberg? | 1.2381 | 0.04245 | 147 | 118 | 23 | 6 |
1561 | All this and the wind at our backs too! | 1.2381 | 0.04019 | 147 | 116 | 27 | 4 |
1562 | Care for another drink? | 1.2381 | 0.04245 | 147 | 118 | 23 | 6 |
1563 | I told you 2100 would be a bad vacation destination. | 1.2381 | 0.04133 | 147 | 117 | 25 | 5 |
1564 | Okay, maybe there is something to this global warming thing, but I still don't buy the evolution theory crap. | 1.2381 | 0.04133 | 147 | 117 | 25 | 5 |
1565 | Let's keep walking. | 1.2381 | 0.04133 | 147 | 117 | 25 | 5 |
1566 | Good thing it's high tide. I just peed my pants. | 1.2381 | 0.04353 | 147 | 119 | 21 | 7 |
1567 | Next time let’s find a place on the water rather than in the water. | 1.2381 | 0.04019 | 147 | 116 | 27 | 4 |
1568 | 'I'm guessing someone didn't check the tide charts." | 1.2381 | 0.04133 | 147 | 117 | 25 | 5 |
1569 | Everything's fine. | 1.2381 | 0.04353 | 147 | 119 | 21 | 7 |
1570 | Gore and his crazy ideas ! | 1.2381 | 0.04133 | 147 | 117 | 25 | 5 |
1571 | Get used to it, Bob. It's the new normal. | 1.2381 | 0.04459 | 147 | 120 | 19 | 8 |
1572 | Since I stopped believing in climate change, I find these outings much more enjoyable. | 1.2381 | 0.04245 | 147 | 118 | 23 | 6 |
1573 | Say what you will about global warming, it’s hard to beat these beach house rental rates. | 1.2381 | 0.04245 | 147 | 118 | 23 | 6 |
1574 | Was that global warming or global flooding we should be concerned about? | 1.2381 | 0.04245 | 147 | 118 | 23 | 6 |
1575 | Time to move | 1.2381 | 0.04353 | 147 | 119 | 21 | 7 |
1576 | I think I know why this space was free.. | 1.2381 | 0.04353 | 147 | 119 | 21 | 7 |
1577 | How's that "drain the swamp" vote lookin' now? | 1.2381 | 0.04459 | 147 | 120 | 19 | 8 |
1578 | It's so much nicer after Labor Day | 1.2381 | 0.04245 | 147 | 118 | 23 | 6 |
1579 | Wonderful. Your tide has come in. Now what? | 1.2381 | 0.04019 | 147 | 116 | 27 | 4 |
1580 | Better than sand in our suits. | 1.2381 | 0.04019 | 147 | 116 | 27 | 4 |
1581 | Vacations in Puerto Rico just arent what they used to be | 1.2381 | 0.04133 | 147 | 117 | 25 | 5 |
1582 | As they say with global warming, 'when you can't come to the beach, the beach comes to you.' | 1.2381 | 0.04459 | 147 | 120 | 19 | 8 |
1583 | Okay Frank, the next time you forget your bathing suit we’re either going to a nude beach or we’re going home! | 1.2381 | 0.04245 | 147 | 118 | 23 | 6 |
1584 | I know we said close to the water and no neighbors, but seriously... | 1.2381 | 0.04133 | 147 | 117 | 25 | 5 |
1585 | I guess we should’ve taught Timmy how to tread water. | 1.2381 | 0.04459 | 147 | 120 | 19 | 8 |
1586 | Just ignore it, dear, and the global warming will never affect us. | 1.2381 | 0.04133 | 147 | 117 | 25 | 5 |
1587 | Is the SEA half full or half empty? | 1.2381 | 0.04459 | 147 | 120 | 19 | 8 |
1588 | Water's running a little higher this year. | 1.2381 | 0.04459 | 147 | 120 | 19 | 8 |
1589 | Recreations have never been more divided along party lines | 1.2381 | 0.04019 | 147 | 116 | 27 | 4 |
1590 | Please stop singing "The tide is high, but I'm holding on". | 1.2381 | 0.04245 | 147 | 118 | 23 | 6 |
1591 | Some people just blame everything on climate change. | 1.2381 | 0.04245 | 147 | 118 | 23 | 6 |
1592 | You're right, St. Louis was still worse. | 1.2381 | 0.04663 | 147 | 122 | 15 | 10 |
1593 | I knew we were underwater with our mortgage, but you didn't say anything about the beach house. | 1.2381 | 0.04245 | 147 | 118 | 23 | 6 |
1594 | You said it never rains in California | 1.2381 | 0.04019 | 147 | 116 | 27 | 4 |
1595 | I’m secretly resisting the tide. | 1.2381 | 0.04459 | 147 | 120 | 19 | 8 |
1596 | We have not been paying much attention George . | 1.2381 | 0.04133 | 147 | 117 | 25 | 5 |
1597 | I told you, Cape Cod is so last climate. | 1.2381 | 0.04133 | 147 | 117 | 25 | 5 |
1598 | I think we waited too long for the tides to turn. | 1.2381 | 0.04353 | 147 | 119 | 21 | 7 |
1599 | Well, the brochure did say it was secluded and surrounded by water. | 1.2381 | 0.04019 | 147 | 116 | 27 | 4 |
1600 | But think of the poor penguins in Antarctic. | 1.2381 | 0.03780 | 147 | 114 | 31 | 2 |
1601 | Does this strike the right note of middle-aged whimsy? | 1.2381 | 0.04133 | 147 | 117 | 25 | 5 |
1602 | This should have come before the hot yoga. | 1.2381 | 0.04459 | 147 | 120 | 19 | 8 |
1603 | It's definitely time to move our favorite spot back fifty feet. | 1.2381 | 0.04133 | 147 | 117 | 25 | 5 |
1604 | Well, you were the one who insisted on waterfront property. | 1.2381 | 0.04245 | 147 | 118 | 23 | 6 |
1605 | See? It's a little cooler sitting in the shade under the umbrella. | 1.2381 | 0.03901 | 147 | 115 | 29 | 3 |
1606 | I always thought global warming would happen more slowly. | 1.2381 | 0.04133 | 147 | 117 | 25 | 5 |
1607 | Wanna go back to the room? | 1.2381 | 0.04133 | 147 | 117 | 25 | 5 |
1608 | Trump tweeted: Trust me! The tide's going out. | 1.2381 | 0.04133 | 147 | 117 | 25 | 5 |
1609 | Sweetheart, I thought we agreed to stop discussing Al Gore. | 1.2381 | 0.04133 | 147 | 117 | 25 | 5 |
1610 | Trump is an honest man and Global Warming is a hoax. | 1.2381 | 0.04019 | 147 | 116 | 27 | 4 |
1611 | In support of my suggestion to relocate Dear, may I remind you that Bull Sharks routinely hunt in less than three feet f water! | 1.2381 | 0.04019 | 147 | 116 | 27 | 4 |
1612 | No Harry, a rising tide floats all boats, not all butts | 1.2381 | 0.04133 | 147 | 117 | 25 | 5 |
1613 | I can remember when this was a beach. | 1.2381 | 0.04353 | 147 | 119 | 21 | 7 |
1614 | Do you ever feel like we're just treading water? | 1.2381 | 0.04019 | 147 | 116 | 27 | 4 |
1615 | I’m not sure brining is for me. | 1.2381 | 0.04353 | 147 | 119 | 21 | 7 |
1616 | Now I realize "High Tide is the New Low Tide" was just a marketing slogan. | 1.2381 | 0.04353 | 147 | 119 | 21 | 7 |
1617 | Bobo, I've a feeling we're not in Kansas anymore. | 1.2381 | 0.03901 | 147 | 115 | 29 | 3 |
1618 | Well, Cedric. Even on vacation, you’re out of you’re depth. | 1.2381 | 0.04133 | 147 | 117 | 25 | 5 |
1619 | On the bright side, climate change does give us more warm days to spend at the beach | 1.2381 | 0.04133 | 147 | 117 | 25 | 5 |
1620 | Go fish. | 1.2381 | 0.04459 | 147 | 120 | 19 | 8 |
1621 | George, I can think of plenty of reasons for the unusually high water, besides that ridiculous "the ice caps are melting" theory of yours! | 1.2381 | 0.04133 | 147 | 117 | 25 | 5 |
1622 | You forgot the sunblock. | 1.2381 | 0.04562 | 147 | 121 | 17 | 9 |
1623 | Listen, I know you said this would be an immersive experience, but... | 1.2381 | 0.04245 | 147 | 118 | 23 | 6 |
1624 | The brochure said 'futuristic.' | 1.2381 | 0.04245 | 147 | 118 | 23 | 6 |
1625 | motherfuck, someone shoulda warned us about climate change | 1.2381 | 0.04133 | 147 | 117 | 25 | 5 |
1626 | Full moon tonight? | 1.2381 | 0.04133 | 147 | 117 | 25 | 5 |
1627 | I’m not gonna say I told you so, but...... | 1.2381 | 0.04353 | 147 | 119 | 21 | 7 |
1628 | Well, the Airbnb listing said it had a wet bar. | 1.2381 | 0.04245 | 147 | 118 | 23 | 6 |
1629 | I don't care. This has always been our spot on the beach. | 1.2381 | 0.04019 | 147 | 116 | 27 | 4 |
1630 | I think our favorite beach spot has gone the way of our favorite position. | 1.2381 | 0.04459 | 147 | 120 | 19 | 8 |
1631 | When they said "Oceanfront Property," I had no idea. | 1.2381 | 0.04019 | 147 | 116 | 27 | 4 |
1632 | Did you remember to water the ficus? | 1.2381 | 0.04133 | 147 | 117 | 25 | 5 |
1633 | Honey, will you at least consider that global warming might just be real? | 1.2381 | 0.04019 | 147 | 116 | 27 | 4 |
1634 | At low tide, in just six hours and 12.5 minutes, we'll have the best spot on the beech. | 1.2381 | 0.04353 | 147 | 119 | 21 | 7 |
1635 | What are we wading for honey? | 1.2381 | 0.04663 | 147 | 122 | 15 | 10 |
1636 | Honey, I know he said it’s fake news, but this feels pretty real... | 1.2381 | 0.04133 | 147 | 117 | 25 | 5 |
1637 | And you didn't want to buy flood insurance. | 1.2381 | 0.04019 | 147 | 116 | 27 | 4 |
1638 | Say it: Now you're happy I insisted on a deck at the beach house. | 1.2381 | 0.04133 | 147 | 117 | 25 | 5 |
1639 | So, then, you believe climate change is for real? | 1.2381 | 0.04133 | 147 | 117 | 25 | 5 |
1640 | I guess there are some immediate consequences for pulling out of the Paris Climate Agreement after all. | 1.2381 | 0.03901 | 147 | 115 | 29 | 3 |
1641 | You said hurricane season started next week. | 1.2381 | 0.04133 | 147 | 117 | 25 | 5 |
1642 | Sort of reminds me of where we were in "08. | 1.2381 | 0.04459 | 147 | 120 | 19 | 8 |
1643 | I think there is some existential lesson in this, but lets just move our stuff. | 1.2381 | 0.03780 | 147 | 114 | 31 | 2 |
1644 | I hope that big fin approaching isn't what I think it is. | 1.2381 | 0.03780 | 147 | 114 | 31 | 2 |
1645 | So, Harold, the President's lawyer advised you invest near Mar A Lago?! | 1.2381 | 0.04133 | 147 | 117 | 25 | 5 |
1646 | I don't remember there being so many birds here last time. | 1.2381 | 0.04353 | 147 | 119 | 21 | 7 |
1647 | This sure is a different kind of cleanse. | 1.2381 | 0.04019 | 147 | 116 | 27 | 4 |
1648 | Numb Nuts! | 1.2381 | 0.04245 | 147 | 118 | 23 | 6 |
1649 | If you don’t acknowledge Global Warming, it won’t happen. | 1.2381 | 0.04133 | 147 | 117 | 25 | 5 |
1650 | Darling, have you seen my book? the new one, about global warming alarmists? | 1.2381 | 0.04245 | 147 | 118 | 23 | 6 |
1651 | Damn auto correct. I said I wanted a room On the water, not IN the water | 1.2381 | 0.04133 | 147 | 117 | 25 | 5 |
1652 | Fine, Eleanor. Next year we’ll try a cruise. | 1.2381 | 0.04133 | 147 | 117 | 25 | 5 |
1653 | "Go ahead and pee, no one will notice" | 1.2381 | 0.04245 | 147 | 118 | 23 | 6 |
1654 | I still say global warming is a hoax | 1.2381 | 0.04019 | 147 | 116 | 27 | 4 |
1655 | Another reason we shouldn't buy beachfront property. | 1.2381 | 0.03901 | 147 | 115 | 29 | 3 |
1656 | Polar caps melting? Fake news! | 1.2381 | 0.04663 | 147 | 122 | 15 | 10 |
1657 | And you just kept saying, there’s no global warming! Where’s the summer house? Can you tell me that? | 1.2381 | 0.04133 | 147 | 117 | 25 | 5 |
1658 | What really bothers me is the sewage plant up the river! | 1.2381 | 0.04459 | 147 | 120 | 19 | 8 |
1659 | I liked this spot better before climate change. | 1.2381 | 0.04245 | 147 | 118 | 23 | 6 |
1660 | I will stay here with you , honey, but next time remember to bring your bathing suit ! | 1.2381 | 0.04133 | 147 | 117 | 25 | 5 |
1661 | You always have to see the "entire" sunset | 1.2381 | 0.04019 | 147 | 116 | 27 | 4 |
1662 | Global warming kinda crept up on us. Last year, this was our backyard." | 1.2381 | 0.04133 | 147 | 117 | 25 | 5 |
1663 | If this wasn’t the back yard it would be kind of nice | 1.2381 | 0.04459 | 147 | 120 | 19 | 8 |
1664 | At least it's warm... | 1.2378 | 0.03965 | 143 | 112 | 28 | 3 |
1665 | I guess they were right | 1.2368 | 0.04041 | 152 | 121 | 26 | 5 |
1666 | It wasn’t under water when we visited last year... | 1.2368 | 0.03931 | 152 | 120 | 28 | 4 |
1667 | Left wing radicals probably staged this beach. Global warming is fake news, honey. | 1.2365 | 0.04108 | 148 | 118 | 25 | 5 |
1668 | I told you the 1998 tide chart wouldn’t be accurate. | 1.2365 | 0.03878 | 148 | 116 | 29 | 3 |
1669 | Global warming? What global warming? It is beautiful out here. | 1.2365 | 0.04534 | 148 | 122 | 17 | 9 |
1670 | Do you think one more beer will tide us over? | 1.2365 | 0.04326 | 148 | 120 | 21 | 7 |
1671 | While I didn't agree with the architect when he first drew up the plans, I'm glad we decided to go with the roof deck. | 1.2365 | 0.04108 | 148 | 118 | 25 | 5 |
1672 | I'm certain this is the wrong side of the beach front. | 1.2365 | 0.03995 | 148 | 117 | 27 | 4 |
1673 | We may be in denial...I'm beginning to think Neptune and Poseidon have nothing to do with this. | 1.2365 | 0.03878 | 148 | 116 | 29 | 3 |
1674 | Wondering if all those Sciencey Climate Changers may have a point. | 1.2365 | 0.03878 | 148 | 116 | 29 | 3 |
1675 | I don't know. I wouldn't necessarily call it inconvenient. | 1.2365 | 0.04219 | 148 | 119 | 23 | 6 |
1676 | Good thing we brought your Mother to stand on... | 1.2365 | 0.04534 | 148 | 122 | 17 | 9 |
1677 | Just be thankful there's no climate change. Then it would REALLY be a high tide. | 1.2365 | 0.04219 | 148 | 119 | 23 | 6 |
1678 | When they said it was an in-ground swimming pool this wasn’t what I expected. | 1.2365 | 0.03995 | 148 | 117 | 27 | 4 |
1679 | I'm glad we came after Labor Day when the crowds are gone | 1.2365 | 0.04108 | 148 | 118 | 25 | 5 |
1680 | High tide might be a problem" | 1.2365 | 0.04108 | 148 | 118 | 25 | 5 |
1681 | I meant the tide table for Freeport Maine, sweetheart. | 1.2365 | 0.03878 | 148 | 116 | 29 | 3 |
1682 | Pretty nice, for glacier water" | 1.2365 | 0.03995 | 148 | 117 | 27 | 4 |
1683 | Is this global warming or did we run out of money. | 1.2365 | 0.04108 | 148 | 118 | 25 | 5 |
1684 | Thanks so much for taking me to the beach. It's so nice to get away from Atlantis and dip my head out of the water. | 1.2365 | 0.03878 | 148 | 116 | 29 | 3 |
1685 | This is such a lovely moment...where's your phone and selfie stick? | 1.2365 | 0.04219 | 148 | 119 | 23 | 6 |
1686 | The Pruitt's said this would be a great investment... | 1.2365 | 0.03995 | 148 | 117 | 27 | 4 |
1687 | Henry, I have had it up to here. | 1.2345 | 0.03916 | 145 | 114 | 28 | 3 |
1688 | Well, now we both have crabs. | 1.2345 | 0.04037 | 145 | 115 | 26 | 4 |
1689 | Now I know how Puerto Rico felt, am I right? Too soon? Anyway, could you pass the sunblock? | 1.2333 | 0.03592 | 150 | 116 | 33 | 1 |
1690 | I'm beginning to care about climate change. | 1.2329 | 0.03893 | 146 | 115 | 28 | 3 |
1691 | Don't be such a pessimist | 1.2324 | 0.04080 | 142 | 113 | 25 | 4 |
1692 | And to think they laughed at us when we bought this ocean front property. | 1.2324 | 0.03827 | 142 | 111 | 29 | 2 |
1693 | Your beer can is floating away on the Chinese hoax. | 1.2324 | 0.04201 | 142 | 114 | 23 | 5 |
1694 | Climate resilience | 1.2324 | 0.04318 | 142 | 115 | 21 | 6 |
1695 | I expected a somewhat different Antarctica. | 1.2324 | 0.04432 | 142 | 116 | 19 | 7 |
1696 | At this rate we have more than enough in our retirement fund. | 1.2324 | 0.04318 | 142 | 115 | 21 | 6 |
1697 | It's just an anomaly. Everything's going to be fine... | 1.2324 | 0.03956 | 142 | 112 | 27 | 3 |
1698 | I feel our relationship is drowning. | 1.2324 | 0.04201 | 142 | 114 | 23 | 5 |
1699 | You promised the swamp would be drained! | 1.2324 | 0.04080 | 142 | 113 | 25 | 4 |
1700 | Is it must me, or did this rising sea level thing happen all of a sudden? | 1.2324 | 0.04201 | 142 | 114 | 23 | 5 |
1701 | If we give up and move now, the tide will never respect us. | 1.2324 | 0.04080 | 142 | 113 | 25 | 4 |
1702 | The good news is the timeshare is only a lease. | 1.2324 | 0.04432 | 142 | 116 | 19 | 7 |
1703 | No, I still think global warming is some sort of hoax. | 1.2324 | 0.04318 | 142 | 115 | 21 | 6 |
1704 | Oh look, there's the cruise ship we should be on! | 1.2324 | 0.04080 | 142 | 113 | 25 | 4 |
1705 | I blame global-warming on Anonymous. | 1.2324 | 0.04080 | 142 | 113 | 25 | 4 |
1706 | So Far So Good | 1.2324 | 0.03956 | 142 | 112 | 27 | 3 |
1707 | Are you still denying climate change? | 1.2324 | 0.04201 | 142 | 114 | 23 | 5 |
1708 | I am standing by my statement - Global Warming is a hoax | 1.2324 | 0.04543 | 142 | 117 | 17 | 8 |
1709 | I will drown in this ocean before I admit you were right about high tide, Joe. I. Will. Drown. | 1.2324 | 0.04201 | 142 | 114 | 23 | 5 |
1710 | We haven't been this far underwater since 2008. | 1.2324 | 0.03956 | 142 | 112 | 27 | 3 |
1711 | Yes, I still believe global warming is a hoax | 1.2324 | 0.04432 | 142 | 116 | 19 | 7 |
1712 | I hear big, beautiful coal is back. | 1.2324 | 0.04543 | 142 | 117 | 17 | 8 |
1713 | Looks like the icecaps melted faster than the forecast said last week. | 1.2324 | 0.04201 | 142 | 114 | 23 | 5 |
1714 | I'm having a sinking feeling global warming isn't a hoax. | 1.2324 | 0.04080 | 142 | 113 | 25 | 4 |
1715 | Swamp? What swamp? Donald's our man. | 1.2324 | 0.04201 | 142 | 114 | 23 | 5 |
1716 | being a merman is nothing to be ashamed of, dear. | 1.2324 | 0.04318 | 142 | 115 | 21 | 6 |
1717 | Aaah... Not a scientist in sight. | 1.2324 | 0.04080 | 142 | 113 | 25 | 4 |
1718 | This vacation was paid for months ago, and we WILL enjoy it! | 1.2324 | 0.03956 | 142 | 112 | 27 | 3 |
1719 | Just a great big hoax, you said. | 1.2324 | 0.04201 | 142 | 114 | 23 | 5 |
1720 | See? Time and tide waits for no man - not even you, Phil. | 1.2324 | 0.04543 | 142 | 117 | 17 | 8 |
1721 | This Gilligan and Ginger thing's getting old. Let's be the Professor and a mermaid named Blanche. | 1.2324 | 0.04201 | 142 | 114 | 23 | 5 |
1722 | Lover's quarrels: When neither gives in too easily. | 1.2324 | 0.04201 | 142 | 114 | 23 | 5 |
1723 | Is this somebody's idea of a hoax? | 1.2324 | 0.04318 | 142 | 115 | 21 | 6 |
1724 | Where is the cat? | 1.2324 | 0.04201 | 142 | 114 | 23 | 5 |
1725 | See. I told you it would be just a matter of time that Kansas City would become a great market for beachfront property. | 1.2324 | 0.04318 | 142 | 115 | 21 | 6 |
1726 | This is what not draining the swamp really looks like. | 1.2324 | 0.04543 | 142 | 117 | 17 | 8 |
1727 | You have to admit, climate change is refreshing | 1.2324 | 0.03695 | 142 | 110 | 31 | 1 |
1728 | I see a bad moon rising. | 1.2324 | 0.04318 | 142 | 115 | 21 | 6 |
1729 | Well, the balcony does have an ocean view. | 1.2324 | 0.04432 | 142 | 116 | 19 | 7 |
1730 | The climate is changing faster than I expected. | 1.2324 | 0.04201 | 142 | 114 | 23 | 5 |
1731 | I think our usual spot is too mainstream | 1.2324 | 0.04080 | 142 | 113 | 25 | 4 |
1732 | Frankly, Bob, I think you're all wet. | 1.2324 | 0.03956 | 142 | 112 | 27 | 3 |
1733 | If you tell me one more time how cheap it was... | 1.2324 | 0.04201 | 142 | 114 | 23 | 5 |
1734 | It looked different on their website. | 1.2324 | 0.04318 | 142 | 115 | 21 | 6 |
1735 | When did you say low tide was? | 1.2324 | 0.04080 | 142 | 113 | 25 | 4 |
1736 | Well, at least Steve Bannon isn't headlining the New Yorker Festival. | 1.2324 | 0.04758 | 142 | 119 | 13 | 10 |
1737 | Yo mamma is so fat, she caused this tide | 1.2324 | 0.04432 | 142 | 116 | 19 | 7 |
1738 | I’m leaving you for somebody who believes in climate change. | 1.2324 | 0.03827 | 142 | 111 | 29 | 2 |
1739 | We've got the worst service dog. | 1.2324 | 0.03827 | 142 | 111 | 29 | 2 |
1740 | Well, the fish should be fresh. | 1.2324 | 0.04201 | 142 | 114 | 23 | 5 |
1741 | So your main concern is a sudden rip tide? | 1.2324 | 0.03827 | 142 | 111 | 29 | 2 |
1742 | I'm fine. | 1.2324 | 0.04080 | 142 | 113 | 25 | 4 |
1743 | "This is the last time I book a vacation through Al Gore Tours. | 1.2324 | 0.04543 | 142 | 117 | 17 | 8 |
1744 | Did you remember to bring the sunscreen? | 1.2324 | 0.04318 | 142 | 115 | 21 | 6 |
1745 | I said I wanted to spend our vacation on the shore...the SHORE. | 1.2324 | 0.03956 | 142 | 112 | 27 | 3 |
1746 | Do you feel something wet? | 1.2324 | 0.04318 | 142 | 115 | 21 | 6 |
1747 | Waterfront is sooo ten years ago, Bubba. | 1.2324 | 0.04318 | 142 | 115 | 21 | 6 |
1748 | Do you remember where we burried Jimmy? | 1.2324 | 0.04080 | 142 | 113 | 25 | 4 |
1749 | Time to admit that the waters around us have grown? | 1.2324 | 0.04201 | 142 | 114 | 23 | 5 |
1750 | Ocean front in Kansas isn't working for me. | 1.2324 | 0.03956 | 142 | 112 | 27 | 3 |
1751 | I'm just about ready to give up on novelty restaurants. | 1.2324 | 0.04543 | 142 | 117 | 17 | 8 |
1752 | Quit stalling, George! It's YOUR turn to turn off the sprinklers! | 1.2324 | 0.04543 | 142 | 117 | 17 | 8 |
1753 | I told you we were too close to the water,but noooooo! | 1.2324 | 0.04318 | 142 | 115 | 21 | 6 |
1754 | I like this spot, Bob. It makes you look good in your Speedo. | 1.2324 | 0.04318 | 142 | 115 | 21 | 6 |
1755 | A lot faster than they predicted..... | 1.2324 | 0.03956 | 142 | 112 | 27 | 3 |
1756 | Sure, rising tides lift all boats but, if you hadn't noticed, we don't have one. | 1.2324 | 0.03827 | 142 | 111 | 29 | 2 |
1757 | Honey, next time you buy 'oceanfront property,' please ask for a tract on the land side of the ocean. | 1.2324 | 0.03956 | 142 | 112 | 27 | 3 |
1758 | Maybe it's time to consider ordering a Tesla, dear. | 1.2324 | 0.03956 | 142 | 112 | 27 | 3 |
1759 | Next year I choose our spot at the climate change denial festival. | 1.2320 | 0.04702 | 125 | 102 | 17 | 6 |
1760 | The humidity is killing me! | 1.2319 | 0.04517 | 138 | 113 | 18 | 7 |
1761 | Yes dear, just like Arizona except maybe not such a dry heat. | 1.2319 | 0.04022 | 138 | 109 | 26 | 3 |
1762 | I'm finding it ever harder to deny science. | 1.2319 | 0.04277 | 138 | 111 | 22 | 5 |
1763 | Next summer we're going to Idaho. | 1.2314 | 0.04946 | 121 | 100 | 14 | 7 |
1764 | Is it me, or does that cruise ship seem close to shore? | 1.2314 | 0.04354 | 121 | 96 | 22 | 3 |
1765 | Great idea stuffing the car keys in your shoes. No one's going to steal them now. | 1.2308 | 0.04291 | 143 | 116 | 21 | 6 |
1766 | A few more years of this hoax global warming and we're going to drown. | 1.2308 | 0.04055 | 143 | 114 | 25 | 4 |
1767 | You do understand what I meant when I said I wanted to be on the water, right? | 1.2308 | 0.04055 | 143 | 114 | 25 | 4 |
1768 | I still prefer the old patio, before the house washed away. | 1.2308 | 0.04291 | 143 | 116 | 21 | 6 |
1769 | Boy, when the tide comes in, the tide comes in. | 1.2308 | 0.04055 | 143 | 114 | 25 | 4 |
1770 | This is not what I meant when I said I wanted an immersive experience! | 1.2308 | 0.03931 | 143 | 113 | 27 | 3 |
1771 | I say we do something when it gets up to our necks. | 1.2308 | 0.04174 | 143 | 115 | 23 | 5 |
1772 | No, you will go find a port-a-potty. | 1.2308 | 0.04514 | 143 | 118 | 17 | 8 |
1773 | They said so to Rome for your honeymoon they said it'll be fun they said. | 1.2308 | 0.04404 | 143 | 117 | 19 | 7 |
1774 | We should have listened to your friend Noah | 1.2308 | 0.04055 | 143 | 114 | 25 | 4 |
1775 | ...not exactly the Instagram post I envisioned sharing from our beach holiday. | 1.2295 | 0.04625 | 122 | 99 | 18 | 5 |
1776 | You know, I'm becoming less convinced that global warming is a Chinese hoax. | 1.2295 | 0.04476 | 122 | 98 | 20 | 4 |
1777 | I knew he wouldn't drain the swamp... | 1.2292 | 0.03907 | 144 | 114 | 27 | 3 |
1778 | Bill, please. | 1.2286 | 0.04222 | 140 | 113 | 22 | 5 |
1779 | I told you it had great water views. | 1.2276 | 0.04132 | 123 | 97 | 24 | 2 |
1780 | I used to have such fun here as a little girl. | 1.2270 | 0.03816 | 141 | 111 | 28 | 2 |
1781 | It’s high time we start believing this global warming myth. | 1.2263 | 0.04633 | 137 | 114 | 15 | 8 |
1782 | I said, “ I still don’t believe in global warming,” I don’t deny there’s global flooding. | 1.2263 | 0.04012 | 137 | 109 | 25 | 3 |
1783 | Hmm...I thought they said sea levels were only rising two inches. | 1.2263 | 0.04271 | 137 | 111 | 21 | 5 |
1784 | Next time, I'll read the map. | 1.2263 | 0.04271 | 137 | 111 | 21 | 5 |
1785 | I'd prefer to be streaming on-line. | 1.2263 | 0.04515 | 137 | 113 | 17 | 7 |
1786 | I'm no scientist, but I'm guessing this is about twenty years ahead of schedule. | 1.2263 | 0.04012 | 137 | 109 | 25 | 3 |
1787 | In simpler times the fog crept in on little cat’s feet. | 1.2263 | 0.04143 | 137 | 110 | 23 | 4 |
1788 | Twenty years from now, this will be considered low tide. | 1.2263 | 0.04143 | 137 | 110 | 23 | 4 |
1789 | I don't understand it? We have been coming to this same spot for years. | 1.2263 | 0.04515 | 137 | 113 | 17 | 7 |
1790 | Tell me again how climate change is a hoax. | 1.2263 | 0.04395 | 137 | 112 | 19 | 6 |
1791 | There’s a lot more water than I thought there'd be. | 1.2263 | 0.04143 | 137 | 110 | 23 | 4 |
1792 | We should never have been suckered in by that timeshare talk. | 1.2263 | 0.03735 | 137 | 107 | 29 | 1 |
1793 | On the plus side, we don't have to use the public restrooms. | 1.2263 | 0.03876 | 137 | 108 | 27 | 2 |
1794 | I used to wonder what ever happened to Key East. | 1.2263 | 0.04395 | 137 | 112 | 19 | 6 |
1795 | ‘Let’s sit up there where it’s not crowded,’ you said. | 1.2263 | 0.04012 | 137 | 109 | 25 | 3 |
1796 | Now do you understand the difference between high tide and low tide? | 1.2263 | 0.04271 | 137 | 111 | 21 | 5 |
1797 | Well, at least it stopped raining! | 1.2263 | 0.03876 | 137 | 108 | 27 | 2 |
1798 | Well, it was 50% off. | 1.2263 | 0.04143 | 137 | 110 | 23 | 4 |
1799 | If the water suddenly gets warmer for a minute, it wasn’t me. It’s global warming. | 1.2263 | 0.04271 | 137 | 111 | 21 | 5 |
1800 | This vacation sinks. | 1.2263 | 0.04395 | 137 | 112 | 19 | 6 |
1801 | Beachfront rental." Hah | 1.2263 | 0.04143 | 137 | 110 | 23 | 4 |
1802 | Are we supposed to tip the beach chair guy? | 1.2263 | 0.04271 | 137 | 111 | 21 | 5 |
1803 | Do you think we still need the umbrella open? | 1.2263 | 0.04143 | 137 | 110 | 23 | 4 |
1804 | I told you we should’ve moved to Brooklyn! | 1.2263 | 0.04271 | 137 | 111 | 21 | 5 |
1805 | You’re in real hot water now, Bob. | 1.2263 | 0.04271 | 137 | 111 | 21 | 5 |
1806 | This will burn off. | 1.2263 | 0.04143 | 137 | 110 | 23 | 4 |
1807 | Oh Dear. I guess there's a reason vacationing on Puerto Rico was so inexpensive. | 1.2263 | 0.04515 | 137 | 113 | 17 | 7 |
1808 | It looks like global warming has finally come to Nebraska. | 1.2263 | 0.04143 | 137 | 110 | 23 | 4 |
1809 | There is no global warming, dear. It’s fake news! | 1.2263 | 0.04143 | 137 | 110 | 23 | 4 |
1810 | It's called "Noah's Point." Why? | 1.2263 | 0.04143 | 137 | 110 | 23 | 4 |
1811 | You know Ed, with sea levels rising I feel really sorry for short people. | 1.2263 | 0.04395 | 137 | 112 | 19 | 6 |
1812 | Ok you proved your point. We should have set up further back | 1.2263 | 0.04271 | 137 | 111 | 21 | 5 |
1813 | Yeah, you're probably right. It's not a good time to sell. | 1.2263 | 0.04271 | 137 | 111 | 21 | 5 |
1814 | I think the cooler is leaking. | 1.2263 | 0.04395 | 137 | 112 | 19 | 6 |
1815 | I'm never trusting a Yelp review again. | 1.2263 | 0.04395 | 137 | 112 | 19 | 6 |
1816 | Well honey, at least the sky's not falling. | 1.2263 | 0.04271 | 137 | 111 | 21 | 5 |
1817 | Come hell or high water, this vacation is going to save our marriage. | 1.2263 | 0.04143 | 137 | 110 | 23 | 4 |
1818 | Is this low or high tide? | 1.2263 | 0.04395 | 137 | 112 | 19 | 6 |
1819 | I told you we're not going to waste what we spent on this timeshare. | 1.2263 | 0.04012 | 137 | 109 | 25 | 3 |
1820 | See? I TOLD you this would beachfront property one day. | 1.2263 | 0.04271 | 137 | 111 | 21 | 5 |
1821 | They did say that the yard had "a water view" | 1.2263 | 0.04395 | 137 | 112 | 19 | 6 |
1822 | Well, we did say come hell or high water. [sigh]. | 1.2263 | 0.03735 | 137 | 107 | 29 | 1 |
1823 | At least the sun’s not in our eyes | 1.2263 | 0.04271 | 137 | 111 | 21 | 5 |
1824 | You always wanted waterfront property. Stop complaining. | 1.2263 | 0.04012 | 137 | 109 | 25 | 3 |
1825 | I think your Mom is floating away. | 1.2263 | 0.04395 | 137 | 112 | 19 | 6 |
1826 | I'll call your doctor if it's still a problem in six hours. For now, let's enjoy the beach. | 1.2263 | 0.04012 | 137 | 109 | 25 | 3 |
1827 | Where's Timmy? | 1.2263 | 0.04395 | 137 | 112 | 19 | 6 |
1828 | I knew we shouldn't have taken those Xanax this morning | 1.2263 | 0.04395 | 137 | 112 | 19 | 6 |
1829 | Now, this is beachfront property. | 1.2263 | 0.04143 | 137 | 110 | 23 | 4 |
1830 | I don't think this is what the doctor had in mind when he told you to soak you feet in salt water. | 1.2263 | 0.04515 | 137 | 113 | 17 | 7 |
1831 | Who knew rising sea levels would give us beach front property in Kansas! | 1.2263 | 0.04271 | 137 | 111 | 21 | 5 |
1832 | Hardly the high water mark of our vacation. | 1.2263 | 0.04143 | 137 | 110 | 23 | 4 |
1833 | Don't stop believing.... | 1.2263 | 0.04633 | 137 | 114 | 15 | 8 |
1834 | Thank God global warming is a Chinese hoax, other wise I would be concerned about the rising tide! | 1.2263 | 0.04395 | 137 | 112 | 19 | 6 |
1835 | I'm starting to think those global warming people might be on to something, Bill. | 1.2263 | 0.04271 | 137 | 111 | 21 | 5 |
1836 | When the advertisement said " You will be immersed in the beauty of your surroundings" I didn't expect this. | 1.2263 | 0.04395 | 137 | 112 | 19 | 6 |
1837 | The weather report DID say there would be high moisture at the beach today! | 1.2263 | 0.04395 | 137 | 112 | 19 | 6 |
1838 | Ok Frank, that's the last time we drink 12 pina coladas at low tide. | 1.2263 | 0.04271 | 137 | 111 | 21 | 5 |
1839 | I thought the brochure said cocktails on the water. | 1.2263 | 0.03876 | 137 | 108 | 27 | 2 |
1840 | Keep an eye on her. Let's not let her go out too far. | 1.2263 | 0.04515 | 137 | 113 | 17 | 7 |
1841 | Wow. They're really committing to this whole "global warming" scam. | 1.2263 | 0.04143 | 137 | 110 | 23 | 4 |
1842 | I liked it better when we thought it was a mirage. | 1.2263 | 0.04271 | 137 | 111 | 21 | 5 |
1843 | Global warming isn't a fake after all. | 1.2263 | 0.04143 | 137 | 110 | 23 | 4 |
1844 | Oh, look. It's the end-of-summer tsunami. | 1.2263 | 0.04143 | 137 | 110 | 23 | 4 |
1845 | Yes, I understand the mortgage analogy. | 1.2263 | 0.04515 | 137 | 113 | 17 | 7 |
1846 | Darling, too late to worry about climate change. | 1.2263 | 0.04012 | 137 | 109 | 25 | 3 |
1847 | At least we got a good discount. | 1.2263 | 0.04143 | 137 | 110 | 23 | 4 |
1848 | Summer 2020: Orange Fool’s Beach | 1.2263 | 0.04271 | 137 | 111 | 21 | 5 |
1849 | Well, I think our little snooze is over. | 1.2263 | 0.03876 | 137 | 108 | 27 | 2 |
1850 | __Now__ [underlined] do you believe those ‘so-called climate experts?’ | 1.2263 | 0.04271 | 137 | 111 | 21 | 5 |
1851 | At least we have the beach to ourselves. | 1.2263 | 0.04143 | 137 | 110 | 23 | 4 |
1852 | I'd appreciate you using an actual bathroom, dear. | 1.2263 | 0.04515 | 137 | 113 | 17 | 7 |
1853 | I wanted a dip in the lake, not to be a dip in the lake! | 1.2263 | 0.04395 | 137 | 112 | 19 | 6 |
1854 | I guess it only works for boats... | 1.2263 | 0.04395 | 137 | 112 | 19 | 6 |
1855 | I was told this beach is to die for. | 1.2263 | 0.04271 | 137 | 111 | 21 | 5 |
1856 | Still think it's a hoax? | 1.2263 | 0.04143 | 137 | 110 | 23 | 4 |
1857 | Now do you believe in global warming, Kyle? | 1.2263 | 0.04143 | 137 | 110 | 23 | 4 |
1858 | The airbnb did say that it was only steps from the beach. | 1.2263 | 0.04395 | 137 | 112 | 19 | 6 |
1859 | You did a nice job with the umbrella but what does that matter? | 1.2263 | 0.03876 | 137 | 108 | 27 | 2 |
1860 | That's not me, Margaret, and furthermore I don't appreciate the tone in your voice. | 1.2263 | 0.04395 | 137 | 112 | 19 | 6 |
1861 | If global warming was real, we'd be up to our necks in it. | 1.2263 | 0.04271 | 137 | 111 | 21 | 5 |
1862 | The dunes seem to be working. | 1.2263 | 0.04515 | 137 | 113 | 17 | 7 |
1863 | Well, if we drown in a hoax, at least we drown together. | 1.2263 | 0.03876 | 137 | 108 | 27 | 2 |
1864 | This is low tide! | 1.2263 | 0.04395 | 137 | 112 | 19 | 6 |
1865 | I hate it when Moses comes to the beach. | 1.2263 | 0.04633 | 137 | 114 | 15 | 8 |
1866 | This isn’t like the commercial at all! | 1.2263 | 0.03876 | 137 | 108 | 27 | 2 |
1867 | If you say 'I was sure we had at least five hours before the tide came in' one more time I'm going to drown you." | 1.2263 | 0.04271 | 137 | 111 | 21 | 5 |
1868 | Well, we're saved the walk to the shoreline... | 1.2263 | 0.04143 | 137 | 110 | 23 | 4 |
1869 | Drain the swamp? What swamp? This right here is paradi -- uh, is the water getting higher to you? | 1.2263 | 0.04395 | 137 | 112 | 19 | 6 |
1870 | It doesn't FEEL like Antarctic melt-water... | 1.2263 | 0.04012 | 137 | 109 | 25 | 3 |
1871 | See? It wasn’t as bad as thought. We only vacation with the fishes. | 1.2263 | 0.04012 | 137 | 109 | 25 | 3 |
1872 | Just wait until it’s high tide! | 1.2263 | 0.04395 | 137 | 112 | 19 | 6 |
1873 | Global warming is a Chinese hoax! | 1.2263 | 0.04271 | 137 | 111 | 21 | 5 |
1874 | Laying on the beach is so overrated | 1.2263 | 0.04395 | 137 | 112 | 19 | 6 |
1875 | I suspect another iceberg melted this morning. | 1.2263 | 0.04271 | 137 | 111 | 21 | 5 |
1876 | If Rush says global warming is a hoax, that's good enough for me. | 1.2263 | 0.04271 | 137 | 111 | 21 | 5 |
1877 | They won't be laughing when the tide goes out. | 1.2263 | 0.04143 | 137 | 110 | 23 | 4 |
1878 | Well, he said he would drain the swamp. | 1.2263 | 0.04271 | 137 | 111 | 21 | 5 |
1879 | Be happy we're not in Florida. | 1.2263 | 0.04143 | 137 | 110 | 23 | 4 |
1880 | Let's bring our snorkel masks next year. | 1.2263 | 0.04143 | 137 | 110 | 23 | 4 |
1881 | Next time I say 'Check the 10-year forecast,' maybe you'll listen. | 1.2263 | 0.04143 | 137 | 110 | 23 | 4 |
1882 | I told you to go before we left the house. | 1.2263 | 0.04395 | 137 | 112 | 19 | 6 |
1883 | This was the perfect spot last year. | 1.2263 | 0.04395 | 137 | 112 | 19 | 6 |
1884 | I...SAID...there is NO GLOBAL WARMING | 1.2263 | 0.04012 | 137 | 109 | 25 | 3 |
1885 | I’ve had it up to here with all-in vacations. | 1.2263 | 0.04395 | 137 | 112 | 19 | 6 |
1886 | Global warming is nonsense. It feels cooler to me this summer. | 1.2263 | 0.04271 | 137 | 111 | 21 | 5 |
1887 | Now will you finally admit this deal was too good to be true? | 1.2263 | 0.04143 | 137 | 110 | 23 | 4 |
1888 | I said merry time not maritime. Another example of your not listening.” | 1.2263 | 0.04271 | 137 | 111 | 21 | 5 |
1889 | So this is what our mortgage feels like. | 1.2263 | 0.04012 | 137 | 109 | 25 | 3 |
1890 | Look honey! Isn’t that our chimney out there? | 1.2263 | 0.04143 | 137 | 110 | 23 | 4 |
1891 | I guess the high tide sign wasn't fake news after all. | 1.2263 | 0.04395 | 137 | 112 | 19 | 6 |
1892 | I’ve got a lobster trapped between my feet. Get the net. | 1.2263 | 0.04395 | 137 | 112 | 19 | 6 |
1893 | This will be a great spot once the tide goes out. | 1.2263 | 0.04012 | 137 | 109 | 25 | 3 |
1894 | Still think the rise in sea levels is fake news, Harold? | 1.2263 | 0.04395 | 137 | 112 | 19 | 6 |
1895 | Yes, I still believe the President when he says global warming is fake news. The sand is just wetter. | 1.2263 | 0.03876 | 137 | 108 | 27 | 2 |
1896 | Is this what the kids mean when they say they are waisted? | 1.2263 | 0.04271 | 137 | 111 | 21 | 5 |
1897 | Well, I guarantee you that other people in Dallas think this is not 'just a little beach erosion.' | 1.2263 | 0.04143 | 137 | 110 | 23 | 4 |
1898 | Hmm, the water is warmer this year | 1.2256 | 0.04480 | 133 | 109 | 18 | 6 |
1899 | Remember when we used to live here. | 1.2254 | 0.04168 | 142 | 115 | 22 | 5 |
1900 | So, do you STILL think global warming is fake? | 1.2250 | 0.04802 | 120 | 99 | 15 | 6 |
1901 | I guess we should have checked the global warming situation before booking this ski resort. | 1.2250 | 0.04654 | 120 | 98 | 17 | 5 |
1902 | Well, yes, last time it WAS more romantic: without the global warming, sharks, and extra 25 years. | 1.2250 | 0.04501 | 120 | 97 | 19 | 4 |
1903 | Are you sure it’s fake news? | 1.2250 | 0.04802 | 120 | 99 | 15 | 6 |
1904 | You looked thinner at high tide. | 1.2246 | 0.04243 | 138 | 112 | 21 | 5 |
1905 | I told you that time machine was a waste of money. | 1.2246 | 0.04116 | 138 | 111 | 23 | 4 |
1906 | Ed, do you think we should call it a day? | 1.2246 | 0.04116 | 138 | 111 | 23 | 4 |
1907 | Where is the guy that said "drain the swamp"? | 1.2246 | 0.04366 | 138 | 113 | 19 | 6 |
1908 | Why did the water just get warmer? | 1.2246 | 0.04116 | 138 | 111 | 23 | 4 |
1909 | Don’t you agree that Washington D.C has really improved since the current Presidential has taken over? | 1.2246 | 0.04366 | 138 | 113 | 19 | 6 |
1910 | I never wanted to be a vacautionary tale. | 1.2246 | 0.04243 | 138 | 112 | 21 | 5 |
1911 | I said "waits for no man," Norman. | 1.2246 | 0.04243 | 138 | 112 | 21 | 5 |
1912 | This is the last time we'll bring Mortons's salt on a picnic! | 1.2246 | 0.04243 | 138 | 112 | 21 | 5 |
1913 | “ OK.....time and blank waits for no man, 4 letters ......” | 1.2246 | 0.04116 | 138 | 111 | 23 | 4 |
1914 | More waterfront isn't necessarily good! | 1.2246 | 0.03986 | 138 | 110 | 25 | 3 |
1915 | I imagine it might be a tad deeper on the coast . | 1.2246 | 0.04116 | 138 | 111 | 23 | 4 |
1916 | Global warming? Please. My beer's still cold. | 1.2246 | 0.03986 | 138 | 110 | 25 | 3 |
1917 | I know you don’t believe in climate change, but this is low tide . . . | 1.2246 | 0.04243 | 138 | 112 | 21 | 5 |
1918 | How much did we pay to rent this umbrella? | 1.2246 | 0.03986 | 138 | 110 | 25 | 3 |
1919 | Did you remember to put the cat upstairs? | 1.2246 | 0.04116 | 138 | 111 | 23 | 4 |
1920 | We voted, didn't we, dear? | 1.2246 | 0.04366 | 138 | 113 | 19 | 6 |
1921 | I can't get over that sinking feeling, perhaps we should move our chairs a bit. | 1.2246 | 0.04366 | 138 | 113 | 19 | 6 |
1922 | Will Pence drain the swamp or seek higher ground? | 1.2246 | 0.03986 | 138 | 110 | 25 | 3 |
1923 | Go with the flow you said. | 1.2246 | 0.04243 | 138 | 112 | 21 | 5 |
1924 | I don't care. Climate change is a hoax. | 1.2246 | 0.04366 | 138 | 113 | 19 | 6 |
1925 | '"I am beginning to believe in global warming and rising oceans.'" | 1.2246 | 0.03986 | 138 | 110 | 25 | 3 |
1926 | It's sort of a shame we are on our upper porch. | 1.2246 | 0.04243 | 138 | 112 | 21 | 5 |
1927 | Well yes Roger, there is THAT convenience. | 1.2246 | 0.04116 | 138 | 111 | 23 | 4 |
1928 | I don't think it's 1985 anymore | 1.2246 | 0.04366 | 138 | 113 | 19 | 6 |
1929 | MAGA. | 1.2246 | 0.04602 | 138 | 115 | 15 | 8 |
1930 | This fancy holiday has really put us under water darling | 1.2246 | 0.04116 | 138 | 111 | 23 | 4 |
1931 | The sand castle contest was a real letdown this year. | 1.2246 | 0.04243 | 138 | 112 | 21 | 5 |
1932 | Who knew that the tide tables were not fake news | 1.2231 | 0.04766 | 121 | 100 | 15 | 6 |
1933 | Now we know why the rates were so low. | 1.2231 | 0.04619 | 121 | 99 | 17 | 5 |
1934 | Well, at least, I don't have to watch my waistline. | 1.2231 | 0.04467 | 121 | 98 | 19 | 4 |
1935 | This fake news is making my toes wrinkly. | 1.2231 | 0.04766 | 121 | 100 | 15 | 6 |
1936 | Don't think of it as flash flooding, think of it as an instant hot tub. | 1.2231 | 0.04619 | 121 | 99 | 17 | 5 |
1937 | I think I left the water running back at the cottage. | 1.2222 | 0.04293 | 135 | 110 | 20 | 5 |
1938 | Half price chair rental, huh?” | 1.2222 | 0.04293 | 135 | 110 | 20 | 5 |
1939 | Our relationship was under water long before this! | 1.2222 | 0.04162 | 135 | 109 | 22 | 4 |
1940 | I have a sinking feeling that we're sinking. | 1.2222 | 0.03887 | 135 | 107 | 26 | 2 |
1941 | Good thing we weren’t sitting on the lower deck. | 1.2222 | 0.04027 | 135 | 108 | 24 | 3 |
1942 | The humidity is really bad today. | 1.2222 | 0.03742 | 135 | 106 | 28 | 1 |
1943 | Can you grab the snorkel and put some sunscreen on my back? | 1.2222 | 0.04293 | 135 | 110 | 20 | 5 |
1944 | I thought your President said climate change was fake. | 1.2222 | 0.04543 | 135 | 112 | 16 | 7 |
1945 | I guess that’s a man for you. I tell you to get a place surrounded by water, and you get a place in water. Do y’all ever really listen? | 1.2222 | 0.04663 | 135 | 113 | 14 | 8 |
1946 | It's OK, Evelyn, I had to pee anyway. | 1.2222 | 0.04293 | 135 | 110 | 20 | 5 |
1947 | Riviera, River area, must be a typo... | 1.2222 | 0.04027 | 135 | 108 | 24 | 3 |
1948 | I've waited long enough, Dave. You're a shit meteorologist. I want a divorce. | 1.2222 | 0.04162 | 135 | 109 | 22 | 4 |
1949 | I told you it was tidal | 1.2222 | 0.04027 | 135 | 108 | 24 | 3 |
1950 | It’s certainly been a wet summer.” | 1.2222 | 0.04543 | 135 | 112 | 16 | 7 |
1951 | Suicide by high tide,...or Global warming blues. | 1.2222 | 0.04162 | 135 | 109 | 22 | 4 |
1952 | I prefer to stay put and contemplate tidal energies. | 1.2222 | 0.04162 | 135 | 109 | 22 | 4 |
1953 | It said 'Oceanfront' | 1.2222 | 0.04162 | 135 | 109 | 22 | 4 |
1954 | At least our property taxes are dropping. | 1.2222 | 0.03742 | 135 | 106 | 28 | 1 |
1955 | Son-of-a-bitch! | 1.2222 | 0.04543 | 135 | 112 | 16 | 7 |
1956 | As a climate change denier, I’m a bit torn. | 1.2222 | 0.03887 | 135 | 107 | 26 | 2 |
1957 | I meant the other Amazon. | 1.2212 | 0.04986 | 113 | 94 | 13 | 6 |
1958 | Miami rising seawater was not to happened until 2020. | 1.2206 | 0.04512 | 136 | 113 | 16 | 7 |
1959 | I see you're still in denial about climate change. | 1.2206 | 0.04134 | 136 | 110 | 22 | 4 |
1960 | Each year the prices get better and better. | 1.2206 | 0.04000 | 136 | 109 | 24 | 3 |
1961 | Were we waiting for the science or the tide to come in? | 1.2206 | 0.04512 | 136 | 113 | 16 | 7 |
1962 | Tell me one more time that this is a hoax. | 1.2206 | 0.04264 | 136 | 111 | 20 | 5 |
1963 | What have we learned? Never buy a time share at low tide. | 1.2206 | 0.04512 | 136 | 113 | 16 | 7 |
1964 | I wasted all that sunscreen on my legs. | 1.2200 | 0.05041 | 100 | 82 | 14 | 4 |
1965 | Right Ralph, buy the time share, sea level's not going to rise. Well, the damn crabs are biting again. | 1.2197 | 0.04209 | 132 | 107 | 21 | 4 |
1966 | Are you ready to go to the next stop on our surprise 40th aniversary honeymoon reenactment tour? | 1.2197 | 0.04344 | 132 | 108 | 19 | 5 |
1967 | Maybe there is something to this global warming thing. | 1.2197 | 0.03774 | 132 | 104 | 27 | 1 |
1968 | Let's be patient Sweetheart. The tide has always turned for us at challenging times | 1.2197 | 0.04209 | 132 | 107 | 21 | 4 |
1969 | I always wondered why they called it, "Quicksand Cove"! | 1.2197 | 0.04209 | 132 | 107 | 21 | 4 |
1970 | It looks like climate change is changing faster than they thought. | 1.2197 | 0.04344 | 132 | 108 | 19 | 5 |
1971 | I knew I left the faucet on | 1.2197 | 0.04475 | 132 | 109 | 17 | 6 |
1972 | You really ARE drinking too much beer! | 1.2197 | 0.04726 | 132 | 111 | 13 | 8 |
1973 | I guess the EPA lied to us. Boy, I hate that. | 1.2197 | 0.04209 | 132 | 107 | 21 | 4 |
1974 | I told you this would happen if we tried minding our own business. | 1.2197 | 0.03924 | 132 | 105 | 25 | 2 |
1975 | Mother Nature just broke her water. | 1.2197 | 0.04069 | 132 | 106 | 23 | 3 |
1976 | Do you still not believe in climate change? | 1.2197 | 0.04726 | 132 | 111 | 13 | 8 |
1977 | This must have something to do with that global warming thing people have been talking about. | 1.2197 | 0.04344 | 132 | 108 | 19 | 5 |
1978 | Do you want to watch Big Little Lies? | 1.2197 | 0.03924 | 132 | 105 | 25 | 2 |
1979 | Good thing I remembered the beach umbrella. | 1.2197 | 0.03924 | 132 | 105 | 25 | 2 |
1980 | How's deregulation working for you now? | 1.2197 | 0.03774 | 132 | 104 | 27 | 1 |
1981 | Honey, did you happen to notice if there was a restroom back there? | 1.2197 | 0.04344 | 132 | 108 | 19 | 5 |
1982 | Oh! I'm not worried. Donald will fix the leak. | 1.2197 | 0.04726 | 132 | 111 | 13 | 8 |
1983 | I told you to use the waterproof sunscreen. | 1.2197 | 0.04344 | 132 | 108 | 19 | 5 |
1984 | Diss my travel agent all you want. At least I didn't just put a message in a beer can. | 1.2197 | 0.03924 | 132 | 105 | 25 | 2 |
1985 | No Dear I do not believe in Global Warming | 1.2197 | 0.04069 | 132 | 106 | 23 | 3 |
1986 | You wouldn't believe iceberg melting was coming to our own back yard. | 1.2197 | 0.04069 | 132 | 106 | 23 | 3 |
1987 | Draining the swamp is going swimmingly. | 1.2197 | 0.04209 | 132 | 107 | 21 | 4 |
1988 | On the up side, it’s always summer now. | 1.2197 | 0.04069 | 132 | 106 | 23 | 3 |
1989 | I told you this would be beachfront property one day. | 1.2197 | 0.04209 | 132 | 107 | 21 | 4 |
1990 | Remind me to never again book a stay at a resort called The Tides. | 1.2197 | 0.04209 | 132 | 107 | 21 | 4 |
1991 | Getting away seems to be worsenening my sinking feeling. | 1.2197 | 0.04344 | 132 | 108 | 19 | 5 |
1992 | Does this tide make me look washed out? | 1.2197 | 0.04475 | 132 | 109 | 17 | 6 |
1993 | All right, Harry, have it your way – the sea level is not rising, but America is sinking under the national debt.” | 1.2197 | 0.04344 | 132 | 108 | 19 | 5 |
1994 | I guess the Paris Accord was a good idea afterall. | 1.2197 | 0.04344 | 132 | 108 | 19 | 5 |
1995 | You peed? | 1.2197 | 0.04344 | 132 | 108 | 19 | 5 |
1996 | so this is the real estate bargain of the century you talked me into " | 1.2197 | 0.04209 | 132 | 107 | 21 | 4 |
1997 | Well they told us sea levels were rising | 1.2197 | 0.04209 | 132 | 107 | 21 | 4 |
1998 | Looks like the Chinese are hoaxing us again. | 1.2197 | 0.03617 | 132 | 103 | 29 | 0 |
1999 | I can’t decide if I should go for a swim. | 1.2197 | 0.04344 | 132 | 108 | 19 | 5 |
2000 | Bingo! I told you if we waded out here, we'd become a climate change meme. | 1.2197 | 0.04726 | 132 | 111 | 13 | 8 |
2001 | Ski vacation next year? | 1.2197 | 0.03924 | 132 | 105 | 25 | 2 |
2002 | We should probably start recycling. | 1.2197 | 0.03774 | 132 | 104 | 27 | 1 |
2003 | Next time we are getting the portable chairs and umbrella set. | 1.2197 | 0.04209 | 132 | 107 | 21 | 4 |
2004 | well, the listing did say 'open air, ocean experience' | 1.2197 | 0.04344 | 132 | 108 | 19 | 5 |
2005 | I've had it up to here with you! | 1.2197 | 0.04344 | 132 | 108 | 19 | 5 |
2006 | We can sleep in--there is no 'Best Spot on the Beach' any more. | 1.2197 | 0.04069 | 132 | 106 | 23 | 3 |
2007 | I don't care what Al Gore says, I am not giving up my beachfront property. | 1.2197 | 0.04209 | 132 | 107 | 21 | 4 |
2008 | You said rising sea levels is a scam. Could global warming be the cause of sinking beaches? | 1.2197 | 0.03774 | 132 | 104 | 27 | 1 |
2009 | Now, that is a flash flood. | 1.2197 | 0.04209 | 132 | 107 | 21 | 4 |
2010 | It's not global warming, it's your stupidity. | 1.2197 | 0.04475 | 132 | 109 | 17 | 6 |
2011 | Well, I voted for Al Gore. | 1.2197 | 0.03924 | 132 | 105 | 25 | 2 |
2012 | That's ridiculous. There's no such thing as global warming! | 1.2197 | 0.04209 | 132 | 107 | 21 | 4 |
2013 | Look on the bright side, the effects of climate change are not over our heads. | 1.2197 | 0.04602 | 132 | 110 | 15 | 7 |
2014 | Look, all I'm saying is we might want to move the house further inland. | 1.2197 | 0.04069 | 132 | 106 | 23 | 3 |
2015 | Yes, I know who King Canute was. | 1.2197 | 0.04209 | 132 | 107 | 21 | 4 |
2016 | Grab that beer for me, would you? | 1.2197 | 0.04069 | 132 | 106 | 23 | 3 |
2017 | I choose the wrong day to wear socks | 1.2197 | 0.04209 | 132 | 107 | 21 | 4 |
2018 | Where’s the baby? | 1.2197 | 0.04602 | 132 | 110 | 15 | 7 |
2019 | At least we know why a waterfront lot could be so cheap. | 1.2197 | 0.04069 | 132 | 106 | 23 | 3 |
2020 | It might be time to sell the SUV. | 1.2197 | 0.03774 | 132 | 104 | 27 | 1 |
2021 | I guess when all is said and done, I miss the table service the most. | 1.2197 | 0.04209 | 132 | 107 | 21 | 4 |
2022 | Must be how the president feels | 1.2197 | 0.04069 | 132 | 106 | 23 | 3 |
2023 | Does "sea level rise" apply to lakes? | 1.2197 | 0.04209 | 132 | 107 | 21 | 4 |
2024 | I guess draining the swamp wasn't his first priority | 1.2197 | 0.04602 | 132 | 110 | 15 | 7 |
2025 | I think the tide is in. | 1.2197 | 0.04069 | 132 | 106 | 23 | 3 |
2026 | Tide's out" I said. "Oh no" you said, "This is a perfect spot!! Go back to sleep. | 1.2197 | 0.04069 | 132 | 106 | 23 | 3 |
2027 | I thought they were going to drain the swamp... | 1.2197 | 0.04344 | 132 | 108 | 19 | 5 |
2028 | All I'm saying Harry is when the time-share brochure says 'waterfront property' you investigate! | 1.2190 | 0.04236 | 137 | 112 | 20 | 5 |
2029 | He never listens! | 1.2188 | 0.04287 | 128 | 104 | 20 | 4 |
2030 | At least the kids are with the grandparents. | 1.2188 | 0.03668 | 128 | 100 | 28 | 0 |
2031 | I don't want to sink or swim. | 1.2188 | 0.04428 | 128 | 105 | 18 | 5 |
2032 | I thought he said Drain, not Rain The Swamp. | 1.2180 | 0.03898 | 133 | 106 | 25 | 2 |
2033 | Hampton’s adjacent | 1.2180 | 0.04042 | 133 | 107 | 23 | 3 |
2034 | Who knew the swamp was this deep at the Vineyard! | 1.2180 | 0.03898 | 133 | 106 | 25 | 2 |
2035 | I’m still not convinced, the whole theory is based on fake news. | 1.2180 | 0.04571 | 133 | 111 | 15 | 7 |
2036 | Tsunami. Gesundheit! | 1.2180 | 0.04314 | 133 | 109 | 19 | 5 |
2037 | Who said a rising tide lifts everyone | 1.2180 | 0.04042 | 133 | 107 | 23 | 3 |
2038 | It was either lower tides or lower taxes | 1.2180 | 0.04180 | 133 | 108 | 21 | 4 |
2039 | Well, there goes the Helheim Glacier. | 1.2180 | 0.04042 | 133 | 107 | 23 | 3 |
2040 | You know, something seems different this summer. | 1.2180 | 0.03898 | 133 | 106 | 25 | 2 |
2041 | Is your water as warm as mine? | 1.2180 | 0.04314 | 133 | 109 | 19 | 5 |
2042 | Tell the fish nibbling my toes that climate change is fake news. | 1.2180 | 0.04314 | 133 | 109 | 19 | 5 |
2043 | Honey, that's NOT an umbrella pole! | 1.2180 | 0.04314 | 133 | 109 | 19 | 5 |
2044 | But he promised to drain the swamp. | 1.2180 | 0.04314 | 133 | 109 | 19 | 5 |
2045 | I hope we don't have to wait until the tide goes out to find my shoes. | 1.2180 | 0.04042 | 133 | 107 | 23 | 3 |
2046 | You and your "fake water". | 1.2180 | 0.04042 | 133 | 107 | 23 | 3 |
2047 | I love global warming. Think of how much we'll save on sunscreen! By this time next year the water will be up to our necks. | 1.2180 | 0.04042 | 133 | 107 | 23 | 3 |
2048 | Relax and enjoy,they said! Climate change is a hoax,they said! | 1.2180 | 0.04314 | 133 | 109 | 19 | 5 |
2049 | When he said he’d drain the swamp, I didn’t think he meant he’d drain it here! | 1.2180 | 0.04180 | 133 | 108 | 21 | 4 |
2050 | I don't feel warmer. | 1.2180 | 0.04042 | 133 | 107 | 23 | 3 |
2051 | Now is it time to drain the swamp? | 1.2180 | 0.04180 | 133 | 108 | 21 | 4 |
2052 | It's not global warming...it's the tide... | 1.2180 | 0.04314 | 133 | 109 | 19 | 5 |
2053 | Looks like the Blue Wave we' ve been counting on came in a bit early. | 1.2180 | 0.04180 | 133 | 108 | 21 | 4 |
2054 | Don’t you just love it up here on Mt. Ranier? | 1.2180 | 0.04694 | 133 | 112 | 13 | 8 |
2055 | The tide is high but I’m holding on. | 1.2180 | 0.04180 | 133 | 108 | 21 | 4 |
2056 | Remember to wait half an hour before running. | 1.2180 | 0.04180 | 133 | 108 | 21 | 4 |
2057 | If a waiter doesn't show up soon, I think we should swim out of here. | 1.2180 | 0.04314 | 133 | 109 | 19 | 5 |
2058 | Men used to enjoy seeing a little hair down there. | 1.2180 | 0.03898 | 133 | 106 | 25 | 2 |
2059 | Remember, dear, marriage is about compromise. | 1.2180 | 0.04180 | 133 | 108 | 21 | 4 |
2060 | Henry, I think that next year we should go back to Atlantic City. | 1.2180 | 0.04180 | 133 | 108 | 21 | 4 |
2061 | It's the time of the day, darling. The sand is always cooler this time of the day. | 1.2180 | 0.04180 | 133 | 108 | 21 | 4 |
2062 | It a lake”it’s not going to rise like the ocean. He says | 1.2180 | 0.04042 | 133 | 107 | 23 | 3 |
2063 | Yes, dear, I know. Your rising boat is just around the corner. | 1.2180 | 0.04314 | 133 | 109 | 19 | 5 |
2064 | The earth has a history of cyclical flooding. | 1.2180 | 0.03898 | 133 | 106 | 25 | 2 |
2065 | The brochure said canoes would be available. | 1.2180 | 0.04180 | 133 | 108 | 21 | 4 |
2066 | Now I see why they call this resort 'Climate Change.' | 1.2180 | 0.04444 | 133 | 110 | 17 | 6 |
2067 | Remember when we used to be only knee deep in it? | 1.2180 | 0.04180 | 133 | 108 | 21 | 4 |
2068 | And we still have to listen to the time share yadi yada. | 1.2180 | 0.04180 | 133 | 108 | 21 | 4 |
2069 | It’s not global; it suddenly got warmer in this spot. | 1.2180 | 0.03749 | 133 | 105 | 27 | 1 |
2070 | Wake up, Harold! Where's the dog? | 1.2180 | 0.04314 | 133 | 109 | 19 | 5 |
2071 | Didn't he promise to drain the swamp? | 1.2180 | 0.04571 | 133 | 111 | 15 | 7 |
2072 | Is that your hand down there ? | 1.2180 | 0.04571 | 133 | 111 | 15 | 7 |
2073 | I've had it up to here with global warming. | 1.2180 | 0.04180 | 133 | 108 | 21 | 4 |
2074 | I thought they told us we didn’t need flood insurance | 1.2180 | 0.04042 | 133 | 107 | 23 | 3 |
2075 | What an effective way to drown my sorrow being with you... | 1.2180 | 0.04180 | 133 | 108 | 21 | 4 |
2076 | Diehard climate change deniers enjoying a day at the beach. | 1.2180 | 0.04571 | 133 | 111 | 15 | 7 |
2077 | Psht global warming. | 1.2180 | 0.04314 | 133 | 109 | 19 | 5 |
2078 | At least the top of Everest isn't as chilly as last century. | 1.2180 | 0.04042 | 133 | 107 | 23 | 3 |
2079 | I am stow sowned. | 1.2180 | 0.04571 | 133 | 111 | 15 | 7 |
2080 | At least this is better than staying with my in-laws all expenses paid. | 1.2180 | 0.04571 | 133 | 111 | 15 | 7 |
2081 | I'm so glad we put a deck on the roof before hurricane season. | 1.2180 | 0.03898 | 133 | 106 | 25 | 2 |
2082 | Are you sure this is exactly the same spot 40 years ago? | 1.2180 | 0.04042 | 133 | 107 | 23 | 3 |
2083 | Some vacation Stan, cheap rooms beach adjacent until the tide comes in. | 1.2180 | 0.04042 | 133 | 107 | 23 | 3 |
2084 | Actually, this sea level rise stuff is very cooling. | 1.2180 | 0.04180 | 133 | 108 | 21 | 4 |
2085 | I have a feeling we're not in Kansas any more. | 1.2180 | 0.04042 | 133 | 107 | 23 | 3 |
2086 | Nooooooo. I'm thinking I won't lay out on my towel today. But you go ahead. | 1.2180 | 0.04180 | 133 | 108 | 21 | 4 |
2087 | I hope that's your foot. | 1.2180 | 0.04180 | 133 | 108 | 21 | 4 |
2088 | It looks like the tides have turned. | 1.2180 | 0.03898 | 133 | 106 | 25 | 2 |
2089 | Yes I will. Much more attention to Yelp reviews. | 1.2180 | 0.04180 | 133 | 108 | 21 | 4 |
2090 | Remember when our backyard was above water? | 1.2180 | 0.04180 | 133 | 108 | 21 | 4 |
2091 | I told you lakes don't have tides. | 1.2180 | 0.04180 | 133 | 108 | 21 | 4 |
2092 | Dear, I believe our house is literally Under Water! | 1.2180 | 0.04314 | 133 | 109 | 19 | 5 |
2093 | How can you mistake Venice, Florida for Venice, Italy, Brad? | 1.2180 | 0.04571 | 133 | 111 | 15 | 7 |
2094 | Now that you mention it, it does feel a little warmer. Why? | 1.2171 | 0.04112 | 129 | 104 | 22 | 3 |
2095 | Oceanfront property is NOT what it's cracked up to be... | 1.2164 | 0.04015 | 134 | 108 | 23 | 3 |
2096 | You finally got your three hundred sixty degree water view. | 1.2164 | 0.04152 | 134 | 109 | 21 | 4 |
2097 | I told you this Palm Springs ocean front property would pay off. Thank you 'global warming!' | 1.2164 | 0.04015 | 134 | 108 | 23 | 3 |
2098 | If you like Piña Coladas, and high tide at the Cape... | 1.2164 | 0.04152 | 134 | 109 | 21 | 4 |
2099 | John, this is the last time I sit with you on the beach where we got engaged years ago. It's time you acknowledged global warming. | 1.2164 | 0.04414 | 134 | 111 | 17 | 6 |
2100 | This is given high tide a new meaning. | 1.2164 | 0.04152 | 134 | 109 | 21 | 4 |
2101 | So Harry, do you believe now? | 1.2126 | 0.04127 | 127 | 103 | 21 | 3 |
2102 | Well, dear, maybe climate change wasn't fake news after all. | 1.2126 | 0.04276 | 127 | 104 | 19 | 4 |
2103 | Miami is nice this time of year | 1.2126 | 0.04127 | 127 | 103 | 21 | 3 |
2104 | This will pass, there is NO global warming! | 1.2126 | 0.04694 | 127 | 107 | 13 | 7 |
2105 | Guess who’s idea it was to get here early? | 1.2126 | 0.04420 | 127 | 105 | 17 | 5 |
2106 | It's just like going for a swim but without the hassle. | 1.2126 | 0.04127 | 127 | 103 | 21 | 3 |
2107 | They don't call Wyoming a winter paradise for nothing. | 1.2126 | 0.04559 | 127 | 106 | 15 | 6 |
2108 | And just what was the date of that paper with the tide table? | 1.2126 | 0.04694 | 127 | 107 | 13 | 7 |
2109 | I can’t get my mind off the mortgage. | 1.2126 | 0.04127 | 127 | 103 | 21 | 3 |
2110 | Show some enthusiasm darling, we're global-warming trend setters! | 1.2126 | 0.04127 | 127 | 103 | 21 | 3 |
2111 | Look at the bright side. Unlike our mortgage, we're not under water. | 1.2126 | 0.04420 | 127 | 105 | 17 | 5 |
2112 | 'Beachfront property', he said... The beach is behind us. | 1.2126 | 0.04127 | 127 | 103 | 21 | 3 |
2113 | Are you sure they said swim with the dolphins and not live with them? | 1.2126 | 0.04127 | 127 | 103 | 21 | 3 |
2114 | At least it’s not raining | 1.2126 | 0.04127 | 127 | 103 | 21 | 3 |
2115 | I tell you our marriage is sinking and this is how you try to save it? | 1.2126 | 0.04276 | 127 | 104 | 19 | 4 |
2116 | Is that close enough to the water for you? | 1.2126 | 0.04127 | 127 | 103 | 21 | 3 |
2117 | Aren't we grateful for climate change; it creates a quiet beach. | 1.2126 | 0.03813 | 127 | 101 | 25 | 1 |
2118 | I felt a nibble. | 1.2126 | 0.04420 | 127 | 105 | 17 | 5 |
2119 | Why can’t you just enjoy your vacation from the coal mine? Global warming is a hoax invented by the Chinese.....many, many, people say that.....I guarantee 100%.....all the best people agree.... | 1.2126 | 0.04276 | 127 | 104 | 19 | 4 |
2120 | Arizona wasn't always like this. | 1.2126 | 0.03973 | 127 | 102 | 23 | 2 |
2121 | The perfect end to the perfect vacation. | 1.2126 | 0.04559 | 127 | 106 | 15 | 6 |
2122 | This is my favorite time of day. | 1.2126 | 0.04559 | 127 | 106 | 15 | 6 |
2123 | So much for erosion. | 1.2126 | 0.04276 | 127 | 104 | 19 | 4 |
2124 | I guess most of the summer people have bailed already. | 1.2126 | 0.04127 | 127 | 103 | 21 | 3 |
2125 | I got nothin’ | 1.2126 | 0.04559 | 127 | 106 | 15 | 6 |
2126 | Get with tides, Daniel. | 1.2126 | 0.03973 | 127 | 102 | 23 | 2 |
2127 | Flash flood warning in your area | 1.2126 | 0.04420 | 127 | 105 | 17 | 5 |
2128 | I'm hungry, how long before the tide goes out? | 1.2126 | 0.03973 | 127 | 102 | 23 | 2 |
2129 | Sandcastles. We shall never see their like again. | 1.2126 | 0.04127 | 127 | 103 | 21 | 3 |
2130 | Are you peeing? | 1.2126 | 0.04559 | 127 | 106 | 15 | 6 |
2131 | I think now is as good a time as any to tell you - I'm leaving you. | 1.2126 | 0.04420 | 127 | 105 | 17 | 5 |
2132 | I think we need to reassess our retirement plans! | 1.2126 | 0.04276 | 127 | 104 | 19 | 4 |
2133 | It said on the website it was water adjacent. | 1.2126 | 0.04127 | 127 | 103 | 21 | 3 |
2134 | Maybe we shouldn't have let the kids bury your father." | 1.2126 | 0.04420 | 127 | 105 | 17 | 5 |
2135 | When do those submarine races start, again? It's been thirty years. | 1.2126 | 0.04694 | 127 | 107 | 13 | 7 |
2136 | Look, dear, an ice breaker is here to save us. | 1.2126 | 0.04420 | 127 | 105 | 17 | 5 |
2137 | Maybe it's not a Chinese hoax. | 1.2126 | 0.04276 | 127 | 104 | 19 | 4 |
2138 | "Nuke the Wales"? Really? | 1.2126 | 0.04420 | 127 | 105 | 17 | 5 |
2139 | President Trump says climate change is a Chinese-inspired Canadian hoax rigged to help the Mexicans take advantage of us. Do you feel moist? | 1.2126 | 0.04276 | 127 | 104 | 19 | 4 |
2140 | maybe we should have taken that evacuation seriously? | 1.2126 | 0.03973 | 127 | 102 | 23 | 2 |
2141 | The view is nice but the drinks are watered down. | 1.2126 | 0.04276 | 127 | 104 | 19 | 4 |
2142 | Do you have a sinking feeling about this? | 1.2126 | 0.04127 | 127 | 103 | 21 | 3 |
2143 | Mermaids on vacation: so like us. | 1.2126 | 0.04420 | 127 | 105 | 17 | 5 |
2144 | You just had to save a few bucks and go to the Bahamas during hurricane season, didn't you. | 1.2126 | 0.04276 | 127 | 104 | 19 | 4 |
2145 | How will we know when the tide is coming back in? | 1.2126 | 0.04420 | 127 | 105 | 17 | 5 |
2146 | I know you can't see my hand, but I've had it up to here with Global Warming. | 1.2126 | 0.04276 | 127 | 104 | 19 | 4 |
2147 | I told you not to dig a hole in the sand. | 1.2124 | 0.04611 | 113 | 93 | 16 | 4 |
2148 | On the plus side, you don't have to wait in line to swim through Pirates of the Caribbean. | 1.2109 | 0.04246 | 128 | 105 | 19 | 4 |
2149 | Just to let you know, I just peed. | 1.2109 | 0.04526 | 128 | 107 | 15 | 6 |
2150 | Honey, please tell me that's not you. | 1.2109 | 0.04526 | 128 | 107 | 15 | 6 |
2151 | Still a hoax? | 1.2109 | 0.04526 | 128 | 107 | 15 | 6 |
2152 | That isn't my beer. | 1.2109 | 0.04660 | 128 | 108 | 13 | 7 |
2153 | You left the faucet running again. | 1.2109 | 0.04660 | 128 | 108 | 13 | 7 |
2154 | I prefer to think about all of the money we're saving on lawn care | 1.2109 | 0.03945 | 128 | 103 | 23 | 2 |
2155 | Harold, I know you think global warming is a hoax, but would you mind getting me another martini? Extra dry. | 1.2109 | 0.04098 | 128 | 104 | 21 | 3 |
2156 | We're going to need some more towels.. | 1.2109 | 0.04098 | 128 | 104 | 21 | 3 |
2157 | If this is really supposed to be proof of global warming, why is the water so cold? | 1.2109 | 0.04246 | 128 | 105 | 19 | 4 |
2158 | We’re here to report, “Cry me a river” is fake news. | 1.2109 | 0.04388 | 128 | 106 | 17 | 5 |
2159 | Well, at least, now, you can say you're skinny-dipping. | 1.2109 | 0.04246 | 128 | 105 | 19 | 4 |
2160 | And you thought moving to Denver would make a difference. | 1.2109 | 0.04098 | 128 | 104 | 21 | 3 |
2161 | The resistance focussed on shorter term threats. | 1.2109 | 0.03786 | 128 | 102 | 25 | 1 |
2162 | If it's climate change, then why isn't the water warmer? | 1.2109 | 0.04098 | 128 | 104 | 21 | 3 |
2163 | The Army Corps of Engineers did a nice job on the dunes. | 1.2109 | 0.04246 | 128 | 105 | 19 | 4 |
2164 | I think the tide app on my phone is a bit inaccurate. | 1.2109 | 0.04246 | 128 | 105 | 19 | 4 |
2165 | You still don't want to give up the spot? | 1.2109 | 0.04388 | 128 | 106 | 17 | 5 |
2166 | you don't think it has to do with climate change do you? | 1.2109 | 0.04388 | 128 | 106 | 17 | 5 |
2167 | Well, the realtor did say it was “water front”. | 1.2109 | 0.04098 | 128 | 104 | 21 | 3 |
2168 | YOU'RE THE ONE WHO DIDN'T WANT TO GO TO CALIFORNIA DUE TO THE WILD FIRES, YOU SAID NO PROBLEMS IN FLORIDA JUST A CHANCE OF RAIN... | 1.2109 | 0.04246 | 128 | 105 | 19 | 4 |
2169 | Honey, can you pass me the beer before it floats away? | 1.2109 | 0.04098 | 128 | 104 | 21 | 3 |
2170 | Well, they did promise an ocean view... | 1.2109 | 0.04246 | 128 | 105 | 19 | 4 |
2171 | I’m still not convinced Climate Change is real... | 1.2109 | 0.04246 | 128 | 105 | 19 | 4 |
2172 | We bought this time share 10 years ago and we are keeping it! | 1.2109 | 0.04246 | 128 | 105 | 19 | 4 |
2173 | I don't think we should leave our waiter a tip. | 1.2109 | 0.04660 | 128 | 108 | 13 | 7 |
2174 | Tide's in... | 1.2109 | 0.04098 | 128 | 104 | 21 | 3 |
2175 | We stopped asking for straws at Starbucks drive thru for nothing | 1.2109 | 0.04246 | 128 | 105 | 19 | 4 |
2176 | This isn't quite the immersive vacation I had in mind. | 1.2109 | 0.04246 | 128 | 105 | 19 | 4 |
2177 | I don't get it, this swale had a 5 star rating on Trip Advisor. | 1.2109 | 0.03945 | 128 | 103 | 23 | 2 |
2178 | It's a beautiful day. Why are you so crabby? | 1.2109 | 0.04246 | 128 | 105 | 19 | 4 |
2179 | I'm suddenly in the mood to listen to Tina Turner... | 1.2109 | 0.03945 | 128 | 103 | 23 | 2 |
2180 | You and I have different ideas about the "all inclusive" | 1.2109 | 0.04098 | 128 | 104 | 21 | 3 |
2181 | Aren’t you enjoying the last warm days of Earth? | 1.2109 | 0.04526 | 128 | 107 | 15 | 6 |
2182 | Karen, these damn adult diapers don't work anymore. | 1.2109 | 0.04526 | 128 | 107 | 15 | 6 |
2183 | You and your great package deals! | 1.2109 | 0.04098 | 128 | 104 | 21 | 3 |
2184 | Just hold it in, Larry. | 1.2109 | 0.04526 | 128 | 107 | 15 | 6 |
2185 | Jim this is no excuse not to get up and go use a real bathroom. | 1.2109 | 0.04098 | 128 | 104 | 21 | 3 |
2186 | Say what you will about global warming--Greenland is a great alternative to Cancun! | 1.2109 | 0.03945 | 128 | 103 | 23 | 2 |
2187 | It's either global warming or the swamp really does need to be drained. | 1.2109 | 0.04098 | 128 | 104 | 21 | 3 |
2188 | ...a wave but not a blue wave. | 1.2109 | 0.04098 | 128 | 104 | 21 | 3 |
2189 | Choice of Beach great, reading of tides weak. | 1.2109 | 0.04660 | 128 | 108 | 13 | 7 |
2190 | We should probably leave before high tide. | 1.2109 | 0.03945 | 128 | 103 | 23 | 2 |
2191 | Maybe we should have gone to see that Al Gore movie after all. | 1.2101 | 0.04112 | 119 | 96 | 21 | 2 |
2192 | I sure hope that's your hand. | 1.2100 | 0.04777 | 100 | 82 | 15 | 3 |
2193 | I don't know. I still think climate change is a hoax. | 1.2097 | 0.04475 | 124 | 103 | 16 | 5 |
2194 | So, are we just going to sit here and drown before you accept that the climate is changing? | 1.2097 | 0.04620 | 124 | 104 | 14 | 6 |
2195 | Well, that was a big wave. | 1.2097 | 0.03845 | 124 | 99 | 24 | 1 |
2196 | I'm starting to re-think my position on global warming. | 1.2097 | 0.04326 | 124 | 102 | 18 | 4 |
2197 | So,do you still think it's all a Chinese hoax? | 1.2097 | 0.04172 | 124 | 101 | 20 | 3 |
2198 | So much for climate change being fake news too, | 1.2097 | 0.04475 | 124 | 103 | 16 | 5 |
2199 | But the president told us last year that rising sea levels was a hoax! | 1.2097 | 0.04172 | 124 | 101 | 20 | 3 |
2200 | I guess Mother Nature was listening when you said ‘Come hell or high water, we are going to have fun on this trip.’ | 1.2097 | 0.04475 | 124 | 103 | 16 | 5 |
2201 | Well, they advertized A Short Walk to The Beach, | 1.2097 | 0.04326 | 124 | 102 | 18 | 4 |
2202 | 'Denial won't make this water go away any faster.' | 1.2097 | 0.04326 | 124 | 102 | 18 | 4 |
2203 | You weren't kidding about the travel agent being a real shark, were you? | 1.2097 | 0.04172 | 124 | 101 | 20 | 3 |
2204 | Well, you did say you needed one more beach day to tide you over. | 1.2097 | 0.04475 | 124 | 103 | 16 | 5 |
2205 | It is so nice to be able to sit with someone and just comfortably share a silence. | 1.2097 | 0.04475 | 124 | 103 | 16 | 5 |
2206 | The fossil fuel investments giveth,and the fossil fuel investments taketh away. | 1.2097 | 0.04326 | 124 | 102 | 18 | 4 |
2207 | How does China do all of this? | 1.2097 | 0.04475 | 124 | 103 | 16 | 5 |
2208 | Denial is a river in Egypt | 1.2097 | 0.04326 | 124 | 102 | 18 | 4 |
2209 | Honey, water we still doing here? | 1.2097 | 0.04172 | 124 | 101 | 20 | 3 |
2210 | so this is a wet hoax? | 1.2097 | 0.04326 | 124 | 102 | 18 | 4 |
2211 | Honey, did you shut off the water back at the cabana? | 1.2097 | 0.04012 | 124 | 100 | 22 | 2 |
2212 | Well, think how much worse it would be if climate change weren't a Chinese hoax. | 1.2097 | 0.04172 | 124 | 101 | 20 | 3 |
2213 | Oh how the tides have changed... | 1.2097 | 0.04620 | 124 | 104 | 14 | 6 |
2214 | do you notice anything unusual? | 1.2097 | 0.04172 | 124 | 101 | 20 | 3 |
2215 | I told you you'd be glad we brought the umbrella. | 1.2097 | 0.04475 | 124 | 103 | 16 | 5 |
2216 | I just remembered ,I left the water running in the tub upstairs. | 1.2097 | 0.04326 | 124 | 102 | 18 | 4 |
2217 | We could have stayed at home for this... | 1.2097 | 0.04620 | 124 | 104 | 14 | 6 |
2218 | At least Al Gore will be pleased. | 1.2097 | 0.04326 | 124 | 102 | 18 | 4 |
2219 | Darling, when will we start the trickle of trickle-down economics? | 1.2097 | 0.04012 | 124 | 100 | 22 | 2 |
2220 | Stop it, that tickles. | 1.2097 | 0.04475 | 124 | 103 | 16 | 5 |
2221 | Okay, you win. The tide is speedy here. | 1.2097 | 0.03671 | 124 | 98 | 26 | 0 |
2222 | What are you talking about? If he says its drained,its drained! | 1.2097 | 0.04172 | 124 | 101 | 20 | 3 |
2223 | You say global warmin'. I say new swim holin'. Warmin'. Swim holin'. Let's call the whole thing off. (Really!) | 1.2097 | 0.04475 | 124 | 103 | 16 | 5 |
2224 | Maybe we should have upgraded. | 1.2097 | 0.04475 | 124 | 103 | 16 | 5 |
2225 | Sigh...remember when there used to be sand beaches? | 1.2097 | 0.04620 | 124 | 104 | 14 | 6 |
2226 | Five more minutes? | 1.2097 | 0.04326 | 124 | 102 | 18 | 4 |
2227 | At least they drained the swamp. | 1.2097 | 0.04475 | 124 | 103 | 16 | 5 |
2228 | I still do not believe in climate change and rising sea levels. Nobody can convince me otherwise. | 1.2097 | 0.04172 | 124 | 101 | 20 | 3 |
2229 | I can’t believe you bought this ‘dream vacation with ocean view’ , again ?? | 1.2093 | 0.04216 | 129 | 106 | 19 | 4 |
2230 | Honey, please tell me that's your hand. | 1.2093 | 0.04494 | 129 | 108 | 15 | 6 |
2231 | I thought you said French immersion . | 1.2093 | 0.04216 | 129 | 106 | 19 | 4 |
2232 | Harold, I think I'd like an ice cream cone. | 1.2093 | 0.04357 | 129 | 107 | 17 | 5 |
2233 | Earl, let's chuck our suits and go skinny dipping. | 1.2093 | 0.04357 | 129 | 107 | 17 | 5 |
2234 | Should we move the picnic basket? | 1.2093 | 0.03760 | 129 | 103 | 25 | 1 |
2235 | Wait a minute, are there alligators in Louisiana rivers?! | 1.2093 | 0.04070 | 129 | 105 | 21 | 3 |
2236 | That had better be your foot on my side of the table. | 1.2083 | 0.03906 | 120 | 96 | 23 | 1 |
2237 | Global warming is still a myth. | 1.2083 | 0.04082 | 120 | 97 | 21 | 2 |
2238 | We should have listened to Al Gore | 1.2083 | 0.04718 | 120 | 101 | 13 | 6 |
2239 | Are you sure a rising tide still lifts all boats? Marilyn Knowles, Chapel Hill, NC | 1.2080 | 0.03645 | 125 | 99 | 26 | 0 |
2240 | That was nothing. Wait till you see the one in November. | 1.2080 | 0.04443 | 125 | 104 | 16 | 5 |
2241 | Next time we leave the phones in the car. | 1.2080 | 0.04295 | 125 | 103 | 18 | 4 |
2242 | Dang... a lot has changed since our honeymoon. | 1.2080 | 0.04443 | 125 | 104 | 16 | 5 |
2243 | Why does everyone keep talking about climate change? | 1.2080 | 0.04586 | 125 | 105 | 14 | 6 |
2244 | Didn't Al Gore win that election? | 1.2080 | 0.04142 | 125 | 102 | 20 | 3 |
2245 | Are you sure this is the spot we met five years ago? | 1.2080 | 0.04142 | 125 | 102 | 20 | 3 |
2246 | Nothing like a day "in" the beach! | 1.2080 | 0.04142 | 125 | 102 | 20 | 3 |
2247 | The tide's come in... Just sayin'. | 1.2080 | 0.03983 | 125 | 101 | 22 | 2 |
2248 | You know, on second thought, I think I will go for a dip.” | 1.2080 | 0.03818 | 125 | 100 | 24 | 1 |
2249 | It's not about the water, Daniel. It's about your mother. | 1.2080 | 0.04586 | 125 | 105 | 14 | 6 |
2250 | ...and you said "They probably don't even SELL global warming insurance | 1.2080 | 0.04295 | 125 | 103 | 18 | 4 |
2251 | Come to think of it,the brochure did mention high tide. | 1.2080 | 0.03983 | 125 | 101 | 22 | 2 |
2252 | Did you remember to turn off the lights? | 1.2080 | 0.04295 | 125 | 103 | 18 | 4 |
2253 | I told you I could find some cheap beach front property. | 1.2080 | 0.03818 | 125 | 100 | 24 | 1 |
2254 | Well I like global warming. Now I don’t even have to bend over to grab a beer. | 1.2080 | 0.03818 | 125 | 100 | 24 | 1 |
2255 | I don't care- I'm voting for him again in 2020. | 1.2080 | 0.04295 | 125 | 103 | 18 | 4 |
2256 | Next year we vacation BELOW the Arctic Circle. | 1.2080 | 0.04142 | 125 | 102 | 20 | 3 |
2257 | How soon will water-sitting be a thing? | 1.2080 | 0.04443 | 125 | 104 | 16 | 5 |
2258 | You've always said that you wanted seafront property. | 1.2080 | 0.04295 | 125 | 103 | 18 | 4 |
2259 | I still deny that global warming has anything to do with it. | 1.2080 | 0.04295 | 125 | 103 | 18 | 4 |
2260 | So much for the myth of global warming! | 1.2080 | 0.04142 | 125 | 102 | 20 | 3 |
2261 | My gosh, this seafood really is "fresh". | 1.2080 | 0.04443 | 125 | 104 | 16 | 5 |
2262 | It's not sea-level rise. It's me-level fall. | 1.2080 | 0.04586 | 125 | 105 | 14 | 6 |
2263 | What climate change? | 1.2080 | 0.04142 | 125 | 102 | 20 | 3 |
2264 | We should have believed the reports: Oceans are rising | 1.2080 | 0.03983 | 125 | 101 | 22 | 2 |
2265 | I believe you, dear. This is a prime spot. Now that tide schedule. | 1.2080 | 0.04142 | 125 | 102 | 20 | 3 |
2266 | Half-immersion is by far the most efficient way of learning Mermaid language. | 1.2080 | 0.04295 | 125 | 103 | 18 | 4 |
2267 | Good thing we rented the hybrid. We could be drowning otherwise. | 1.2080 | 0.03645 | 125 | 99 | 26 | 0 |
2268 | Honey - I thought you said 'a nice place on the water, not IN the water' | 1.2080 | 0.04443 | 125 | 104 | 16 | 5 |
2269 | It’s your damn hairsprays fault! | 1.2080 | 0.04295 | 125 | 103 | 18 | 4 |
2270 | Well looky here, all this water and my beer’s still dry... | 1.2066 | 0.04052 | 121 | 98 | 21 | 2 |
2271 | Isn't it enough that our house is underwater? | 1.2063 | 0.04552 | 126 | 106 | 14 | 6 |
2272 | Well, they say you never go to the same beach twice. | 1.2063 | 0.03955 | 126 | 102 | 22 | 2 |
2273 | These rising sea levels are seriously hampering my tan | 1.2063 | 0.04264 | 126 | 104 | 18 | 4 |
2274 | What do you mean, now we're underwater twice? | 1.2063 | 0.04264 | 126 | 104 | 18 | 4 |
2275 | Book the trip to Antarctica way in advance," you said. | 1.2063 | 0.04410 | 126 | 105 | 16 | 5 |
2276 | So, do you care to share your thoughts on global warming with me one more time? | 1.2063 | 0.03955 | 126 | 102 | 22 | 2 |
2277 | So, you still don’t believe in global warming? | 1.2063 | 0.03955 | 126 | 102 | 22 | 2 |
2278 | Thank God we republicans know it’s a big hoax. | 1.2063 | 0.04112 | 126 | 103 | 20 | 3 |
2279 | Be thankful it’s not waste water... | 1.2063 | 0.04112 | 126 | 103 | 20 | 3 |
2280 | I thought I requested some Origami! | 1.2063 | 0.03955 | 126 | 102 | 22 | 2 |
2281 | I was OK with the couples mani-pedi but the toothless carp are killin' me! | 1.2063 | 0.04264 | 126 | 104 | 18 | 4 |
2282 | At least we have that block of tickets for Hamilton this evening. | 1.2063 | 0.04112 | 126 | 103 | 20 | 3 |
2283 | Honey, can you explain global warming to me again? Mick O’Kane Melbourne, Australia | 1.2063 | 0.04552 | 126 | 106 | 14 | 6 |
2284 | Ya, ya, ya, climate change shlimate change | 1.2063 | 0.04264 | 126 | 104 | 18 | 4 |
2285 | Was it worth the wade? | 1.2063 | 0.04410 | 126 | 105 | 16 | 5 |
2286 | What does your Fox News say about this? | 1.2063 | 0.04410 | 126 | 105 | 16 | 5 |
2287 | No, that WASN'T my hand. | 1.2063 | 0.03955 | 126 | 102 | 22 | 2 |
2288 | If you think this is bad, you should see this place at high tide. | 1.2063 | 0.04552 | 126 | 106 | 14 | 6 |
2289 | Leave it to you to wait until hurricane season. | 1.2063 | 0.04264 | 126 | 104 | 18 | 4 |
2290 | So, what's the big deal? Aren't we sitting on the same spot where the pool used to be? | 1.2063 | 0.04264 | 126 | 104 | 18 | 4 |
2291 | This will do until the tide comes in. | 1.2063 | 0.04264 | 126 | 104 | 18 | 4 |
2292 | Okay, I'll give in on climate change, but I still don't get the alarmists. | 1.2063 | 0.03955 | 126 | 102 | 22 | 2 |
2293 | When will you learn, Harry, that you get what you pay for? | 1.2063 | 0.03955 | 126 | 102 | 22 | 2 |
2294 | I'm suing the hotel. There's hardly any beach here. | 1.2063 | 0.04264 | 126 | 104 | 18 | 4 |
2295 | We shouldn't have smoked that "High Tide" strain. | 1.2063 | 0.04410 | 126 | 105 | 16 | 5 |
2296 | Maybe we should turn the umbrella upside down. | 1.2063 | 0.04112 | 126 | 103 | 20 | 3 |
2297 | F&*@,ing climate change! | 1.2063 | 0.04264 | 126 | 104 | 18 | 4 |
2298 | Mildred I told you they weren’t B.S.in about global warming! | 1.2063 | 0.03955 | 126 | 102 | 22 | 2 |
2299 | She: The water’s a bit chilly today. He: well, you have to remember, this is Antarctica. | 1.2063 | 0.04264 | 126 | 104 | 18 | 4 |
2300 | You left the bath running. | 1.2063 | 0.04264 | 126 | 104 | 18 | 4 |
2301 | Of course I’m sure. Climate change is a myth. Also sky squiggles. Sky squiggles don’t exist. | 1.2063 | 0.04264 | 126 | 104 | 18 | 4 |
2302 | "I'm telling you... this Global Warming thing just doesn't exist." | 1.2063 | 0.04264 | 126 | 104 | 18 | 4 |
2303 | Alright, maybe Alaska has warmed a little... | 1.2063 | 0.04112 | 126 | 103 | 20 | 3 |
2304 | Well, you said to get one with a big motor; I didn't think to ask if it floats. | 1.2063 | 0.04552 | 126 | 106 | 14 | 6 |
2305 | "This is so much better than sand in your toes or up your bathing suit. | 1.2063 | 0.04112 | 126 | 103 | 20 | 3 |
2306 | Are we having fun yet? | 1.2063 | 0.04264 | 126 | 104 | 18 | 4 |
2307 | I told you "Global warming is real"! | 1.2063 | 0.04410 | 126 | 105 | 16 | 5 |
2308 | I told you we wouldn’t be submerged. | 1.2063 | 0.04410 | 126 | 105 | 16 | 5 |
2309 | Husband: Honestly Honey, this will be beautiful once they have drained the swamp. Wife: But Hank, we have been sat here since January last year! | 1.2063 | 0.04112 | 126 | 103 | 20 | 3 |
2310 | Do they serve gin and tonic here?" "No, it's a dry zone. | 1.2063 | 0.04953 | 126 | 109 | 8 | 9 |
2311 | When did you say the tide comes in? | 1.2063 | 0.04264 | 126 | 104 | 18 | 4 |
2312 | It's the humidity, not the heat | 1.2063 | 0.04112 | 126 | 103 | 20 | 3 |
2313 | Where should we go on our next "Global Warming" Vacations"? | 1.2063 | 0.04264 | 126 | 104 | 18 | 4 |
2314 | They should start calling it 'Global Wetting'" | 1.2063 | 0.04112 | 126 | 103 | 20 | 3 |
2315 | Why do New Yorkers retire in Florida again, Bernie? | 1.2063 | 0.04112 | 126 | 103 | 20 | 3 |
2316 | I need my sunscreen and its in my purse. Would you mind grabbing it, i left it under your chair. | 1.2063 | 0.04264 | 126 | 104 | 18 | 4 |
2317 | This is the”Rooftop condo with ocean view” from Airbnb? | 1.2063 | 0.03955 | 126 | 102 | 22 | 2 |
2318 | So is this a tropical depression? | 1.2063 | 0.04552 | 126 | 106 | 14 | 6 |
2319 | Hmm, seven letters, starts with "ts", ends with "i". No, nothing comes to mind. | 1.2063 | 0.04689 | 126 | 107 | 12 | 7 |
2320 | Who was it that said something about time and tide? | 1.2049 | 0.04187 | 122 | 100 | 19 | 3 |
2321 | Well, the upside is that we no longer have to see Dershowitz sunbathing in the nude. | 1.2047 | 0.04378 | 127 | 106 | 16 | 5 |
2322 | Wait until September, you said. The crowds will be gone, you said. The hurricanes only come in the summer, you said. | 1.2047 | 0.04083 | 127 | 104 | 20 | 3 |
2323 | Only frogs actually boil. Right? | 1.2047 | 0.04233 | 127 | 105 | 18 | 4 |
2324 | Look on the bright side, honey. With climate change, we don't even have to leave our beach chairs to go for a swim. | 1.2047 | 0.03927 | 127 | 103 | 22 | 2 |
2325 | the ad DID say ocean view... | 1.2047 | 0.04233 | 127 | 105 | 18 | 4 |
2326 | So this is Houston. | 1.2047 | 0.04378 | 127 | 106 | 16 | 5 |
2327 | Damn global warming. | 1.2047 | 0.04378 | 127 | 106 | 16 | 5 |
2328 | Pretty soon you won't need a bathing suit either. | 1.2047 | 0.04519 | 127 | 107 | 14 | 6 |
2329 | I find the affects of global warming to be a lot more relaxing that I thought they'd be. | 1.2047 | 0.03927 | 127 | 103 | 22 | 2 |
2330 | I've had it up to here with your poor planning. | 1.2047 | 0.04378 | 127 | 106 | 16 | 5 |
2331 | Global warming is everything they said it would be. | 1.2047 | 0.04378 | 127 | 106 | 16 | 5 |
2332 | They really need to drain the swamp. | 1.2047 | 0.04233 | 127 | 105 | 18 | 4 |
2333 | Didn't there used to be a glacier out there? | 1.2047 | 0.03927 | 127 | 103 | 22 | 2 |
2334 | That whole global warming theory was thrown out back in 2018. Let it go already. | 1.2047 | 0.03927 | 127 | 103 | 22 | 2 |
2335 | I'm beginning to believe that the changing climate will affect how we live. | 1.2047 | 0.04378 | 127 | 106 | 16 | 5 |
2336 | Low tide sure ain't what it used to be. | 1.2047 | 0.04083 | 127 | 104 | 20 | 3 |
2337 | Believe in climate change now? | 1.2047 | 0.04378 | 127 | 106 | 16 | 5 |
2338 | I can only imagine that your whistle is wet. | 1.2047 | 0.04378 | 127 | 106 | 16 | 5 |
2339 | So... if it gets up to our necks, we're outa here. | 1.2047 | 0.04083 | 127 | 104 | 20 | 3 |
2340 | Does thermal expansion of sea water and melting of land ice ring a bell? | 1.2047 | 0.04233 | 127 | 105 | 18 | 4 |
2341 | But President Trump says that global warming is NOT happening! | 1.2047 | 0.04655 | 127 | 108 | 12 | 7 |
2342 | See Bob, I TOLD you sea levels were rising. | 1.2047 | 0.04519 | 127 | 107 | 14 | 6 |
2343 | You know, there just might be something to this “global warming” thing I’ve been reading about. | 1.2047 | 0.03764 | 127 | 102 | 24 | 1 |
2344 | I guess an ocean view is included | 1.2047 | 0.03927 | 127 | 103 | 22 | 2 |
2345 | ...why does the water feel suddenly warm? | 1.2047 | 0.04083 | 127 | 104 | 20 | 3 |
2346 | Al Gore was right. | 1.2047 | 0.04233 | 127 | 105 | 18 | 4 |
2347 | It'll be easier to watch the kids from here. | 1.2047 | 0.04378 | 127 | 106 | 16 | 5 |
2348 | That reminds me - I think I left the oven on. | 1.2047 | 0.04378 | 127 | 106 | 16 | 5 |
2349 | I told you we don't need both hats and an umbrella. | 1.2047 | 0.04083 | 127 | 104 | 20 | 3 |
2350 | I told you, tide charts are not fake news! | 1.2047 | 0.04519 | 127 | 107 | 14 | 6 |
2351 | Don't say global warming again ... please don't. | 1.2047 | 0.04083 | 127 | 104 | 20 | 3 |
2352 | On the positive side if we have to go, we no longer have to look for a bathroom. | 1.2047 | 0.04378 | 127 | 106 | 16 | 5 |
2353 | Low tide, high tide. You're the one who wanted to feel the water between your toes! | 1.2047 | 0.04378 | 127 | 106 | 16 | 5 |
2354 | Global warming is real, but it doesn’t seem to be helping our relationship. | 1.2047 | 0.04083 | 127 | 104 | 20 | 3 |
2355 | When the tide goes out, wave goodbye. | 1.2047 | 0.03927 | 127 | 103 | 22 | 2 |
2356 | Still glad they drained the swamp? | 1.2047 | 0.04519 | 127 | 107 | 14 | 6 |
2357 | Maybe there is something to the ice caps melting after all... | 1.2047 | 0.04378 | 127 | 106 | 16 | 5 |
2358 | Honey, did someone forget to drain the swamp? | 1.2047 | 0.04083 | 127 | 104 | 20 | 3 |
2359 | So then, what's your Tide story? | 1.2047 | 0.04083 | 127 | 104 | 20 | 3 |
2360 | I'd be more inclined to dismiss this as the effect of climate change if this weren't low tide. | 1.2034 | 0.03721 | 118 | 94 | 24 | 0 |
2361 | So this is what you meant when you said we were in hot water with our landlord. | 1.2034 | 0.04265 | 118 | 97 | 18 | 3 |
2362 | I've sent away for Ark plans. | 1.2034 | 0.04092 | 118 | 96 | 20 | 2 |
2363 | Well, the martinis have been especially dry this holiday | 1.2034 | 0.03911 | 118 | 95 | 22 | 1 |
2364 | Did you notice that new dam up the road? | 1.2034 | 0.04092 | 118 | 96 | 20 | 2 |
2365 | You know John, I think I've had it upmto here. | 1.2034 | 0.04432 | 118 | 98 | 16 | 4 |
2366 | Apparently 'Global Warming' doesn't believe in the 'Trickle Down Effect'. | 1.2034 | 0.04265 | 118 | 97 | 18 | 3 |
2367 | Wasn't there a hotdog stand ten feet from here last year? | 1.2034 | 0.04265 | 118 | 97 | 18 | 3 |
2368 | They said one day Pittsburgh would be beach front property... | 1.2034 | 0.03911 | 118 | 95 | 22 | 1 |
2369 | Well, yes, it is Everest. But I still say global warming's a hoax. | 1.2034 | 0.04265 | 118 | 97 | 18 | 3 |
2370 | American Climate Skeptic" by Rant Goo | 1.2034 | 0.04092 | 118 | 96 | 20 | 2 |
2371 | When's the tide going to lift your boat? | 1.2031 | 0.04054 | 128 | 105 | 20 | 3 |
2372 | At least we don't need to put sunscreen on our feet. | 1.2031 | 0.04203 | 128 | 106 | 18 | 4 |
2373 | Don’t litter. It’s already mad. | 1.2031 | 0.04347 | 128 | 107 | 16 | 5 |
2374 | Something was different last summer. I just can't put my finger on it. | 1.2031 | 0.04203 | 128 | 106 | 18 | 4 |
2375 | I hope this isn't low tide! | 1.2031 | 0.04054 | 128 | 105 | 20 | 3 |
2376 | I think our marriage is sinking, Mike. | 1.2031 | 0.04203 | 128 | 106 | 18 | 4 |
2377 | Probably will only need half the sunscreen we brought. | 1.2031 | 0.04054 | 128 | 105 | 20 | 3 |
2378 | Ahh Utah!!! | 1.2031 | 0.04347 | 128 | 107 | 16 | 5 |
2379 | Would you feel around for the oars dear. | 1.2017 | 0.04233 | 119 | 98 | 18 | 3 |
2380 | I said the "French Riviera" not the "Fish River Area". | 1.2017 | 0.04233 | 119 | 98 | 18 | 3 |
2381 | After that last beer, Stephen, I'm experiencing a little local warming | 1.2017 | 0.04398 | 119 | 99 | 16 | 4 |
2382 | Every day life seems more and more like a Samuel Beckett play. | 1.2017 | 0.04398 | 119 | 99 | 16 | 4 |
2383 | Tell me again how Groupon described this deal. . . | 1.2017 | 0.04061 | 119 | 97 | 20 | 2 |
2384 | Who knew global warming could be so refreshing? | 1.2017 | 0.04233 | 119 | 98 | 18 | 3 |
2385 | Well, you always wanted an ocean front property. | 1.2017 | 0.04398 | 119 | 99 | 16 | 4 |
2386 | Do you think they've grown up and gone off to college? Or should we wait a little longer? | 1.2017 | 0.04061 | 119 | 97 | 20 | 2 |
2387 | Tell me again what a great deal you got on this boat. | 1.2017 | 0.04233 | 119 | 98 | 18 | 3 |
2388 | Sunbathing | 1.2017 | 0.04061 | 119 | 97 | 20 | 2 |
2389 | This is the last time we accept free vacation for a time-share pitch. | 1.2017 | 0.04061 | 119 | 97 | 20 | 2 |
2390 | There is a tide in the affairs of men, which taken at the flood, leads to ...misfortune. | 1.2017 | 0.04557 | 119 | 100 | 14 | 5 |
2391 | The wading is the hardest part. | 1.2017 | 0.04398 | 119 | 99 | 16 | 4 |
2392 | I think it felt cooler last summer. | 1.2017 | 0.04233 | 119 | 98 | 18 | 3 |
2393 | I thought you said you checked the global warming forecast for today. | 1.2017 | 0.04557 | 119 | 100 | 14 | 5 |
2394 | I told you we shouldn't have waited until 2030 for our beachfront vacation. | 1.2017 | 0.04711 | 119 | 101 | 12 | 6 |
2395 | Are you sure this was our favorite spot? | 1.2017 | 0.04233 | 119 | 98 | 18 | 3 |
2396 | Move that hand, Edward. People can see us. | 1.2017 | 0.04398 | 119 | 99 | 16 | 4 |
2397 | No, Harold, high tide isn't a beer brand they were going to be selling at the beach this afternoon. | 1.2017 | 0.04061 | 119 | 97 | 20 | 2 |
2398 | That`s it. We’re selling the timeshare. | 1.2017 | 0.04398 | 119 | 99 | 16 | 4 |
2399 | It's a hoax." | 1.2017 | 0.04557 | 119 | 100 | 14 | 5 |
2400 | Well Bob... I guess it’s time to move. | 1.2017 | 0.04061 | 119 | 97 | 20 | 2 |
2401 | Don’t tell me we paid extra for an ocean view. | 1.2017 | 0.04398 | 119 | 99 | 16 | 4 |
2402 | What was the name of that Blondie song? | 1.2017 | 0.04557 | 119 | 100 | 14 | 5 |
2403 | Repeat after me: Global warming is fake news. Apres moi le deluge. | 1.2017 | 0.04398 | 119 | 99 | 16 | 4 |
2404 | On the plus side, there are no water moccasins here. | 1.2017 | 0.04557 | 119 | 100 | 14 | 5 |
2405 | This must be evidence for evidence-based climate change. | 1.2017 | 0.04061 | 119 | 97 | 20 | 2 |
2406 | Coming to a neighborhood near you! | 1.2017 | 0.04557 | 119 | 100 | 14 | 5 |
2407 | Low tides aren’t what they used to be.” | 1.2017 | 0.04233 | 119 | 98 | 18 | 3 |
2408 | A hoax huh! | 1.2017 | 0.04233 | 119 | 98 | 18 | 3 |
2409 | Won't need sunscreen on our legs today my love. | 1.2017 | 0.03882 | 119 | 96 | 22 | 1 |
2410 | This immersive play seems too literal. | 1.2017 | 0.04398 | 119 | 99 | 16 | 4 |
2411 | Nothing better than feeling the sand between your toes | 1.2017 | 0.04233 | 119 | 98 | 18 | 3 |
2412 | Hal, is that you playing footsies? | 1.2017 | 0.04711 | 119 | 101 | 12 | 6 |
2413 | No, I don't believe in global warming. Why do you ask? | 1.2017 | 0.04233 | 119 | 98 | 18 | 3 |
2414 | Last time I book a Climate Change Special. | 1.2017 | 0.03694 | 119 | 95 | 24 | 0 |
2415 | I told you to get that GPS checked before we left. | 1.2017 | 0.04398 | 119 | 99 | 16 | 4 |
2416 | Greenhouse gases, I presume... | 1.2017 | 0.04398 | 119 | 99 | 16 | 4 |
2417 | They weren’t kidding when they said this property was waterfront. | 1.2017 | 0.04233 | 119 | 98 | 18 | 3 |
2418 | We really should stop staring at our phones so much. | 1.2017 | 0.04233 | 119 | 98 | 18 | 3 |
2419 | The new "climate change tan lines" are all the rage... | 1.2017 | 0.04398 | 119 | 99 | 16 | 4 |
2420 | Uhm... We are just standing here while people are desperately trying to caption this. | 1.2017 | 0.03882 | 119 | 96 | 22 | 1 |
2421 | I've been seeing your brother.... | 1.2017 | 0.04061 | 119 | 97 | 20 | 2 |
2422 | I always imagined melting glaciers would be colder. | 1.2017 | 0.04061 | 119 | 97 | 20 | 2 |
2423 | This is your idea of 'great again'? | 1.2017 | 0.04398 | 119 | 99 | 16 | 4 |
2424 | I feel as if the good times are ebbing. | 1.2017 | 0.04398 | 119 | 99 | 16 | 4 |
2425 | You know, global warming is just an invention of the coastal elite. | 1.2017 | 0.04233 | 119 | 98 | 18 | 3 |
2426 | Where is that waiter? | 1.2017 | 0.04398 | 119 | 99 | 16 | 4 |
2427 | At least no one will notice I didn't buy a new swimsuit this year." | 1.2017 | 0.04233 | 119 | 98 | 18 | 3 |
2428 | OK, honey, this has convinced me. I guess now that global warming is "a thing." | 1.2017 | 0.04233 | 119 | 98 | 18 | 3 |
2429 | One perk of climate change is this free hot tub. | 1.2017 | 0.04233 | 119 | 98 | 18 | 3 |
2430 | I swear, this spot was so much better ten years ago. | 1.2017 | 0.04398 | 119 | 99 | 16 | 4 |
2431 | Another foot and we will have to revisit the "hoax" hypothesis. | 1.2017 | 0.04233 | 119 | 98 | 18 | 3 |
2432 | 'Low tide isn't what it used to be.' | 1.2017 | 0.03882 | 119 | 96 | 22 | 1 |
2433 | Is this part of his new environmental protection policy? | 1.2017 | 0.03882 | 119 | 96 | 22 | 1 |
2434 | Glamping: Aqua Edition | 1.2017 | 0.03882 | 119 | 96 | 22 | 1 |
2435 | Well at least I remembered to put sunscreen on. | 1.2017 | 0.04061 | 119 | 97 | 20 | 2 |
2436 | I told you getting extra ice in your margarita would water it down | 1.2017 | 0.04233 | 119 | 98 | 18 | 3 |
2437 | This global warming is taking all the fun out of going to the beach. | 1.2017 | 0.04398 | 119 | 99 | 16 | 4 |
2438 | What do you mean this is low tide? | 1.2017 | 0.04557 | 119 | 100 | 14 | 5 |
2439 | Let me get this straight, we have to comment on the waterproof furniture before viewing the time share? | 1.2017 | 0.04233 | 119 | 98 | 18 | 3 |
2440 | Is it me or did that tide came in faster than usual? | 1.2017 | 0.04398 | 119 | 99 | 16 | 4 |
2441 | Beachfront in Akron is nice, but I'm voting against Climate Change. | 1.2017 | 0.04398 | 119 | 99 | 16 | 4 |
2442 | Well, they were right about a nice view of the lake. | 1.2017 | 0.04233 | 119 | 98 | 18 | 3 |
2443 | This is either the wrath of God or we did it to ourselves. Either way, the hotel is non-refundable. | 1.2017 | 0.04557 | 119 | 100 | 14 | 5 |
2444 | I called the realtor this morning and she said global warming listings are really moving at the moment. | 1.2017 | 0.04233 | 119 | 98 | 18 | 3 |
2445 | The Anderson’s forgot one important thing in testing whether a rising tide lifts all boats. | 1.2017 | 0.04398 | 119 | 99 | 16 | 4 |
2446 | I’m getting kind of chilly. Perhaps we could use a little bit of that good old Global Warming. | 1.2017 | 0.04233 | 119 | 98 | 18 | 3 |
2447 | A couple more iceburgs melt and the summer will be ruined! | 1.2017 | 0.03882 | 119 | 96 | 22 | 1 |
2448 | You think there might be something to this global warming thing after all? | 1.2017 | 0.04233 | 119 | 98 | 18 | 3 |
2449 | This Chinese hoax gets more elaborate every year. | 1.2017 | 0.04061 | 119 | 97 | 20 | 2 |
2450 | What happens when our president misses the toilet: | 1.2017 | 0.04859 | 119 | 102 | 10 | 7 |
2451 | I should have married someone shorter than me. | 1.2017 | 0.04061 | 119 | 97 | 20 | 2 |
2452 | Well, water is better than debt. | 1.2017 | 0.04398 | 119 | 99 | 16 | 4 |
2453 | I still think global warming is a bunch of hog wash. | 1.2017 | 0.04233 | 119 | 98 | 18 | 3 |
2454 | I didn't think it would rain this hard with the sun out. | 1.2017 | 0.04398 | 119 | 99 | 16 | 4 |
2455 | Next year let's take our vacation AFTER the monsoon season. | 1.2017 | 0.04398 | 119 | 99 | 16 | 4 |
2456 | You wanted to try the global warming discount. | 1.2017 | 0.03882 | 119 | 96 | 22 | 1 |
2457 | YOU insisted that we come to the usual place! | 1.2017 | 0.04061 | 119 | 97 | 20 | 2 |
2458 | You're the one who thought the High Tide Inn would be quaint. | 1.2017 | 0.04398 | 119 | 99 | 16 | 4 |
2459 | I thought you said, "Hi, tide!"...not "High tide!" | 1.2017 | 0.04233 | 119 | 98 | 18 | 3 |
2460 | What does it take to convince you about climate change?" | 1.2017 | 0.03882 | 119 | 96 | 22 | 1 |
2461 | Next time we use a different vacation apt! | 1.2017 | 0.04398 | 119 | 99 | 16 | 4 |
2462 | Looking on the good side, it will be an excellent test of how well we packed the pastrami sandwiches. | 1.2017 | 0.04398 | 119 | 99 | 16 | 4 |
2463 | I think something just brushed against my leg | 1.2017 | 0.03882 | 119 | 96 | 22 | 1 |
2464 | Remember when we were kids in BCC-before climate change? | 1.2017 | 0.04398 | 119 | 99 | 16 | 4 |
2465 | So glad we got that underwater loan, Harry. | 1.2017 | 0.04398 | 119 | 99 | 16 | 4 |
2466 | Where is our cabana boy when we need him? | 1.2017 | 0.04233 | 119 | 98 | 18 | 3 |
2467 | That was fast. So there goes Greenland, I guess. | 1.2017 | 0.04233 | 119 | 98 | 18 | 3 |
2468 | That reminds me, the sump pump in the basement is on the fritz again. | 1.2017 | 0.04557 | 119 | 100 | 14 | 5 |
2469 | Was that this year’s tide chart you looked at? | 1.2017 | 0.04061 | 119 | 97 | 20 | 2 |
2470 | I thought the brochure said the cabana was "on the water" not "in" it. | 1.2017 | 0.04061 | 119 | 97 | 20 | 2 |
2471 | Enjoy an affordable, romantic getaway at the Tide Inn. | 1.2017 | 0.04233 | 119 | 98 | 18 | 3 |
2472 | And you still believe the 3% of climate scientists who say climate change is bogus and not caused by human beings.... | 1.2017 | 0.04061 | 119 | 97 | 20 | 2 |
2473 | It feels warmer than last year. | 1.2017 | 0.04061 | 119 | 97 | 20 | 2 |
2474 | Maybe we ought to sell our stake in our time share before word gets out that this is no longer beach FRONT property. | 1.2017 | 0.04398 | 119 | 99 | 16 | 4 |
2475 | I guess time and tide really do wait for no man. | 1.2017 | 0.04233 | 119 | 98 | 18 | 3 |
2476 | I dunno Bob, maybe this "climate change" thing isn't just a fad. | 1.2017 | 0.04061 | 119 | 97 | 20 | 2 |
2477 | Septic Springs summer 2018 | 1.2017 | 0.04398 | 119 | 99 | 16 | 4 |
2478 | The pamphlet said a pool was included | 1.2017 | 0.04061 | 119 | 97 | 20 | 2 |
2479 | There is no global warming, there is no global warming.. | 1.2017 | 0.04398 | 119 | 99 | 16 | 4 |
2480 | The ice caps are warmer than I thought they'd be. | 1.2017 | 0.04398 | 119 | 99 | 16 | 4 |
2481 | Global warming is such a plus. Look what it has done for us in Alaska. | 1.2017 | 0.04398 | 119 | 99 | 16 | 4 |
2482 | Well, at least we don't have to worry where the bathroom is. | 1.2017 | 0.03882 | 119 | 96 | 22 | 1 |
2483 | John this is not what I meant when I said I wanted an above ground pool | 1.2000 | 0.04522 | 120 | 101 | 14 | 5 |
2484 | ‘And the Shape of Water is playing tonight’ | 1.2000 | 0.04201 | 120 | 99 | 18 | 3 |
2485 | Not sure I thought a great view of the ocean looked like this... | 1.2000 | 0.04674 | 120 | 102 | 12 | 6 |
2486 | I've always felt that global warming isn't a big deal, but losing my smartphone is hell. | 1.2000 | 0.04714 | 100 | 83 | 14 | 3 |
2487 | Well, they violated the "No Wake" restriction, but it did wash the sand out of my shorts. | 1.2000 | 0.04364 | 120 | 100 | 16 | 4 |
2488 | I knew Florida has a beach erosion problem, but I didn't know it was happening this fast. | 1.2000 | 0.04201 | 120 | 99 | 18 | 3 |
2489 | I call it a silver lining. Rising sea levels are certainly cooling us off. | 1.2000 | 0.04201 | 120 | 99 | 18 | 3 |
2490 | No more fighting the crowds on our favorite beach! And we're saving on sunscreen, too! | 1.2000 | 0.04522 | 120 | 101 | 14 | 5 |
2491 | You were the one who wanted to vacation in Kansas. | 1.2000 | 0.04364 | 120 | 100 | 16 | 4 |
2492 | Well, the website did say "on the water". | 1.2000 | 0.04495 | 100 | 82 | 16 | 2 |
2493 | I know you said we were underwater with our retirement planning... | 1.2000 | 0.04364 | 120 | 100 | 16 | 4 |
2494 | Did you confuse reading your tide charts with your stock listings again? | 1.2000 | 0.04714 | 100 | 83 | 14 | 3 |
2495 | I’m afraid my iced tea has become watered down. | 1.2000 | 0.04522 | 120 | 101 | 14 | 5 |
2496 | On the bright side, you no longer have to go on a diet to play beach vollyball | 1.2000 | 0.04364 | 120 | 100 | 16 | 4 |
2497 | If I laughed at you when you said that our property in Litchfield County was going to be beachfront some day, I'm sorry. | 1.2000 | 0.05125 | 100 | 85 | 10 | 5 |
2498 | I thought he was going to drain the swamp. | 1.2000 | 0.04522 | 120 | 101 | 14 | 5 |
2499 | Oh, come on! That global warming hooey is just...wait, is that Greenland? | 1.2000 | 0.04714 | 100 | 83 | 14 | 3 |
2500 | Don't worry, hun. If you're too bashful for the nude beach, we'll just stay out here. | 1.2000 | 0.04201 | 120 | 99 | 18 | 3 |
2501 | Please tell me your conservative views on climate change again. | 1.2000 | 0.03767 | 125 | 101 | 23 | 1 |
2502 | Water, water everywhere, not a drop to drink | 1.2000 | 0.04364 | 120 | 100 | 16 | 4 |
2503 | Did you see the news report about the glaciers melting in Antarctica? | 1.1983 | 0.03914 | 116 | 94 | 21 | 1 |
2504 | Rather than complain about global warming, be thankful that the 1% give the rest of us one day off a year. | 1.1982 | 0.04011 | 111 | 90 | 20 | 1 |
2505 | Would you like another sandwich, dear? | 1.1966 | 0.04581 | 117 | 99 | 13 | 5 |
2506 | What you don't know about tides could fill an ocean. | 1.1966 | 0.04417 | 117 | 98 | 15 | 4 |
2507 | It's not the heat I mind, it's the humidity. | 1.1966 | 0.04070 | 117 | 96 | 19 | 2 |
2508 | Well Stan, we won't be going to dinner with the Morose's again, all the hullabaloo about climate change. | 1.1966 | 0.03884 | 117 | 95 | 21 | 1 |
2509 | Bay of no Fundy is more like it. | 1.1966 | 0.04417 | 117 | 98 | 15 | 4 |
2510 | I am so pleased Climate Change is not real!!! | 1.1966 | 0.04070 | 117 | 96 | 19 | 2 |
2511 | I thought Montana would be safe a little longer. | 1.1966 | 0.04247 | 117 | 97 | 17 | 3 |
2512 | I've just been feeling a little washed up lately, ya know? | 1.1966 | 0.04417 | 117 | 98 | 15 | 4 |
2513 | I said I could go for a Mai Tai | 1.1966 | 0.04581 | 117 | 99 | 13 | 5 |
2514 | So this is global warming in Miami." | 1.1966 | 0.04247 | 117 | 97 | 17 | 3 |
2515 | Gosh, if only we’d bought that hybrid. | 1.1966 | 0.04581 | 117 | 99 | 13 | 5 |
2516 | It's no picnic for me either. | 1.1966 | 0.04581 | 117 | 99 | 13 | 5 |
2517 | I think we slept a little longer than we intended. | 1.1966 | 0.03690 | 117 | 94 | 23 | 0 |
2518 | This water is so cold. Where is your global warming dear fake news? | 1.1966 | 0.04581 | 117 | 99 | 13 | 5 |
2519 | I’m tidal bored | 1.1966 | 0.04070 | 117 | 96 | 19 | 2 |
2520 | What would Gatsby do? | 1.1966 | 0.04417 | 117 | 98 | 15 | 4 |
2521 | You don't need to keep your finger in that dyke, you said. Everything will be fine, you said... | 1.1966 | 0.04247 | 117 | 97 | 17 | 3 |
2522 | Global Warming, Dear,Global Warming. | 1.1966 | 0.04247 | 117 | 97 | 17 | 3 |
2523 | I do like the sunny weather that comes with global warming. | 1.1966 | 0.04070 | 117 | 96 | 19 | 2 |
2524 | I know we saved a few dollars... but next time let's not travel here during monsoon season. | 1.1966 | 0.04247 | 117 | 97 | 17 | 3 |
2525 | ...ain’t no mountain high enough... | 1.1966 | 0.04581 | 117 | 99 | 13 | 5 |
2526 | Do you still believe that climate change is a hoax? | 1.1966 | 0.04247 | 117 | 97 | 17 | 3 |
2527 | I told you there was something fishy about the low rent. | 1.1966 | 0.04070 | 117 | 96 | 19 | 2 |
2528 | Get used to it. You know. Global warming. Oceans rising. Crap like that. Yada, yada. | 1.1966 | 0.04417 | 117 | 98 | 15 | 4 |
2529 | Trump says global warming is a hoax so our patio must just be really humid today. | 1.1966 | 0.04247 | 117 | 97 | 17 | 3 |
2530 | If we only built that wall. | 1.1966 | 0.04247 | 117 | 97 | 17 | 3 |
2531 | I told you it was true! Sea levels are still rising! | 1.1966 | 0.04581 | 117 | 99 | 13 | 5 |
2532 | Pull out of the Paris Agreement and the next thing you know it's time to redraw the district. | 1.1966 | 0.04247 | 117 | 97 | 17 | 3 |
2533 | Well dove, on the bright side I suppose we can now list the “Time-Share” as beach front property. | 1.1966 | 0.04247 | 117 | 97 | 17 | 3 |
2534 | The American Dream | 1.1966 | 0.04247 | 117 | 97 | 17 | 3 |
2535 | Climate change is overrated | 1.1966 | 0.04417 | 117 | 98 | 15 | 4 |
2536 | Do you have my iphone? | 1.1966 | 0.04581 | 117 | 99 | 13 | 5 |
2537 | Honey, Led Zeppelin is the last thing I want to hear right now. | 1.1966 | 0.04070 | 117 | 96 | 19 | 2 |
2538 | Over all, we're pleased with the rental, a real bargain. And come high tide, you can't beat the view from the roof deck. | 1.1966 | 0.04070 | 117 | 96 | 19 | 2 |
2539 | What did I tell you? It's not hot at all. | 1.1966 | 0.04070 | 117 | 96 | 19 | 2 |
2540 | Fenwick, you just had to book this "alternative water" trip, didn't you? | 1.1966 | 0.04070 | 117 | 96 | 19 | 2 |
2541 | Still sure this lot is buildable? | 1.1966 | 0.04070 | 117 | 96 | 19 | 2 |
2542 | Do the waiters at this bar wear dorsal fins? | 1.1966 | 0.04417 | 117 | 98 | 15 | 4 |
2543 | Ok fine, I'll admit the tide is coming in. | 1.1966 | 0.04247 | 117 | 97 | 17 | 3 |
2544 | Dahling, are you still going to deny climate change? | 1.1966 | 0.04417 | 117 | 98 | 15 | 4 |
2545 | He yelled 'tsunami'. Does that mean high tide? | 1.1966 | 0.04247 | 117 | 97 | 17 | 3 |
2546 | Can’t believe you left the towels in the car. | 1.1966 | 0.04247 | 117 | 97 | 17 | 3 |
2547 | This isn't right. | 1.1966 | 0.04247 | 117 | 97 | 17 | 3 |
2548 | I told you we'll only need half as much suntan lotion at this beach | 1.1966 | 0.04247 | 117 | 97 | 17 | 3 |
2549 | If that's not you playing footsie, it is time to pack up. | 1.1966 | 0.04070 | 117 | 96 | 19 | 2 |
2550 | I told you that global warming was going to catch up with us. | 1.1966 | 0.04070 | 117 | 96 | 19 | 2 |
2551 | I know this was beach last summer! | 1.1966 | 0.04070 | 117 | 96 | 19 | 2 |
2552 | Honey...I told you this was going to be water-front property.. | 1.1966 | 0.04417 | 117 | 98 | 15 | 4 |
2553 | Want some of my fries? | 1.1966 | 0.04417 | 117 | 98 | 15 | 4 |
2554 | That's no excuse for not recycling. | 1.1966 | 0.04070 | 117 | 96 | 19 | 2 |
2555 | Well, I think it’s time we high tide it outta here. | 1.1966 | 0.04417 | 117 | 98 | 15 | 4 |
2556 | I told you we should've gotten here before global warming took over. | 1.1966 | 0.04417 | 117 | 98 | 15 | 4 |
2557 | At least we don't need a bathroom | 1.1966 | 0.04417 | 117 | 98 | 15 | 4 |
2558 | When I said let’s go for a little dip, this is not what I had in mind. | 1.1966 | 0.03884 | 117 | 95 | 21 | 1 |
2559 | Are you still happy you paid extra for waterfront seating? | 1.1966 | 0.04892 | 117 | 101 | 9 | 7 |
2560 | Honey, what was the name of that Al Gore movie the nieghbors mentioned? | 1.1966 | 0.04070 | 117 | 96 | 19 | 2 |
2561 | I didn't know denying climate change would make me so pruny. | 1.1966 | 0.04070 | 117 | 96 | 19 | 2 |
2562 | I can’t imagine what high tide looks like | 1.1966 | 0.04417 | 117 | 98 | 15 | 4 |
2563 | I guess climate change doesn't care about our anniversary traditions... | 1.1966 | 0.04417 | 117 | 98 | 15 | 4 |
2564 | Remind me to get flood insurance. | 1.1966 | 0.04417 | 117 | 98 | 15 | 4 |
2565 | Talk to your doctor today about treatment options for overactive bladder. | 1.1966 | 0.04417 | 117 | 98 | 15 | 4 |
2566 | We're going to need to replace our map in a few years. | 1.1966 | 0.04070 | 117 | 96 | 19 | 2 |
2567 | Rising sea levels? Impossible! We just sat too close to the edge. | 1.1966 | 0.04247 | 117 | 97 | 17 | 3 |
2568 | This isn’t what I meant when I said a mainstream vacation... | 1.1966 | 0.04739 | 117 | 100 | 11 | 6 |
2569 | I assume this is included in the resort fee? | 1.1966 | 0.04070 | 117 | 96 | 19 | 2 |
2570 | Oh great, quicksand. And you thought that was just a '70s TV plot device. | 1.1966 | 0.04070 | 117 | 96 | 19 | 2 |
2571 | What global warming? It definitely feels cooler on the beach this summer. | 1.1966 | 0.04417 | 117 | 98 | 15 | 4 |
2572 | looks like I told you so, again | 1.1966 | 0.04739 | 117 | 100 | 11 | 6 |
2573 | Just three more hours, and this spot will be perfect! | 1.1966 | 0.04070 | 117 | 96 | 19 | 2 |
2574 | I guess the ice caps really are melting...Alexa, play Despacito. | 1.1966 | 0.04247 | 117 | 97 | 17 | 3 |
2575 | Maybe we shouldn't have asked to be seated in the Denier Section. | 1.1966 | 0.04739 | 117 | 100 | 11 | 6 |
2576 | They say check-in is at low tide. | 1.1966 | 0.04417 | 117 | 98 | 15 | 4 |
2577 | I guess I misunderstood the concept of the 'Climate Change Tour'. | 1.1966 | 0.03884 | 117 | 95 | 21 | 1 |
2578 | No Harry this is not a Sandles Resort it’s a Sandless Resort. | 1.1966 | 0.04417 | 117 | 98 | 15 | 4 |
2579 | Blind Date? | 1.1966 | 0.04247 | 117 | 97 | 17 | 3 |
2580 | I'm not sure we can wait the 2 hours after eating. | 1.1966 | 0.04247 | 117 | 97 | 17 | 3 |
2581 | If you pee now, we can sit through one more high tide. | 1.1966 | 0.04417 | 117 | 98 | 15 | 4 |
2582 | And you still say Global Warming is a hoax? | 1.1966 | 0.04581 | 117 | 99 | 13 | 5 |
2583 | The beach at the 21st century theme park. | 1.1966 | 0.04581 | 117 | 99 | 13 | 5 |
2584 | I think it is time for us to call our real estate agent. | 1.1966 | 0.04070 | 117 | 96 | 19 | 2 |
2585 | Bob, this isn’t what our therapist meant by compromise. | 1.1966 | 0.03884 | 117 | 95 | 21 | 1 |
2586 | Did you remember to turn the sink off before we left? | 1.1966 | 0.04247 | 117 | 97 | 17 | 3 |
2587 | The brochure didn't mention anything about global warming. | 1.1966 | 0.04247 | 117 | 97 | 17 | 3 |
2588 | It's high, but, at least it's not red. | 1.1966 | 0.04417 | 117 | 98 | 15 | 4 |
2589 | The tide will tell if I’m naked | 1.1966 | 0.04247 | 117 | 97 | 17 | 3 |
2590 | You said the swamp would be drained by now. | 1.1966 | 0.03884 | 117 | 95 | 21 | 1 |
2591 | 'Perspective is everything.' | 1.1966 | 0.03690 | 117 | 94 | 23 | 0 |
2592 | I can see the widow's walk of our old house from here. | 1.1966 | 0.04247 | 117 | 97 | 17 | 3 |
2593 | We bought this with the fossil fuel investment money. | 1.1966 | 0.04581 | 117 | 99 | 13 | 5 |
2594 | This climate change hoax is awfully realistic. | 1.1966 | 0.04070 | 117 | 96 | 19 | 2 |
2595 | Honey... I think I'm beginning to understand that mortgage thing a bit better now. | 1.1966 | 0.04070 | 117 | 96 | 19 | 2 |
2596 | Due to global warming, Arizona now has some very valuable beachfront property. | 1.1966 | 0.04247 | 117 | 97 | 17 | 3 |
2597 | ... the mystery is it only happens during Super Bowl halftime. | 1.1966 | 0.04417 | 117 | 98 | 15 | 4 |
2598 | The photos were deceiving. | 1.1966 | 0.04070 | 117 | 96 | 19 | 2 |
2599 | Well, i guess climate change isn't as bad as they make it out to be! | 1.1966 | 0.04247 | 117 | 97 | 17 | 3 |
2600 | Well, you can scratch "long walks on the beach" off your honey-do list. | 1.1966 | 0.03884 | 117 | 95 | 21 | 1 |
2601 | So do we still think a house by the water is a good long-term investment? | 1.1966 | 0.04247 | 117 | 97 | 17 | 3 |
2602 | Don't litter, Dear. | 1.1966 | 0.04070 | 117 | 96 | 19 | 2 |
2603 | I'm thinking that next time we go with a different travel agency. | 1.1966 | 0.04070 | 117 | 96 | 19 | 2 |
2604 | I told you global warming isn't a made up Fox thing. | 1.1966 | 0.04247 | 117 | 97 | 17 | 3 |
2605 | What a perfect day to go for a swim! | 1.1966 | 0.04070 | 117 | 96 | 19 | 2 |
2606 | It's just not fun anymore, John. | 1.1966 | 0.04581 | 117 | 99 | 13 | 5 |
2607 | Now do you believe in global warming? | 1.1966 | 0.04070 | 117 | 96 | 19 | 2 |
2608 | You have arrived at your destination | 1.1966 | 0.04247 | 117 | 97 | 17 | 3 |
2609 | I told you we should’ve left earlier. | 1.1966 | 0.04070 | 117 | 96 | 19 | 2 |
2610 | I've been told back then beaches were sand only. How awful! | 1.1966 | 0.04247 | 117 | 97 | 17 | 3 |
2611 | I've almost had it up to here with you! | 1.1966 | 0.04739 | 117 | 100 | 11 | 6 |
2612 | Waterfront retirement living seemed like a good idea. | 1.1966 | 0.04417 | 117 | 98 | 15 | 4 |
2613 | The ad did say 'Waterfront Property'.. | 1.1966 | 0.04070 | 117 | 96 | 19 | 2 |
2614 | Does the sunken cost fallacy still apply if the water comes to you? | 1.1966 | 0.04247 | 117 | 97 | 17 | 3 |
2615 | I was hoping for more sun, and less bathing. | 1.1966 | 0.04581 | 117 | 99 | 13 | 5 |
2616 | Have you seen the waterproof sunblock? | 1.1966 | 0.03884 | 117 | 95 | 21 | 1 |
2617 | I used to love that 'Tide is high' Blondie song. | 1.1966 | 0.04247 | 117 | 97 | 17 | 3 |
2618 | Strangely, the tide went unnoticed until the beer started to float. | 1.1966 | 0.04417 | 117 | 98 | 15 | 4 |
2619 | There is no such thing as global warming. | 1.1966 | 0.04417 | 117 | 98 | 15 | 4 |
2620 | Yeah but wait'll you see how much we can sell this spot for in about 11 hours. | 1.1966 | 0.04247 | 117 | 97 | 17 | 3 |
2621 | Wow! That global warming is happening fast! | 1.1966 | 0.04247 | 117 | 97 | 17 | 3 |
2622 | Is this global warming thing supposed to happen so quickly? | 1.1966 | 0.04247 | 117 | 97 | 17 | 3 |
2623 | You were right; this is much better than waiting in the restroom line. | 1.1966 | 0.04581 | 117 | 99 | 13 | 5 |
2624 | The Martin's Hurrication 2018 | 1.1966 | 0.04417 | 117 | 98 | 15 | 4 |
2625 | Misleading web site" is generous | 1.1966 | 0.03884 | 117 | 95 | 21 | 1 |
2626 | It’s real. | 1.1966 | 0.04417 | 117 | 98 | 15 | 4 |
2627 | It's not as much fun since they drained the swamp. | 1.1966 | 0.04247 | 117 | 97 | 17 | 3 |
2628 | Is that right, Bob? Well then, the Chinese sure are taking their hoax seriously.” | 1.1966 | 0.04070 | 117 | 96 | 19 | 2 |
2629 | We've made this way too easy for the sharks. | 1.1966 | 0.03884 | 117 | 95 | 21 | 1 |
2630 | This must be another Chinese hoax. | 1.1966 | 0.03884 | 117 | 95 | 21 | 1 |
2631 | Global Warming 2018 | 1.1966 | 0.04070 | 117 | 96 | 19 | 2 |
2632 | I couldn't refute the science, but that Al Gore is just so smug that I didn't want to believe him. | 1.1966 | 0.04070 | 117 | 96 | 19 | 2 |
2633 | Just a fluke. There's no climate change. | 1.1966 | 0.04070 | 117 | 96 | 19 | 2 |
2634 | Ralph's solution for an aunt-free picnic. | 1.1966 | 0.04247 | 117 | 97 | 17 | 3 |
2635 | You're right, this doesn't make any sense. Maybe the artist can't draw legs. | 1.1966 | 0.04070 | 117 | 96 | 19 | 2 |
2636 | Rising sea levels? Fine with me. | 1.1966 | 0.04070 | 117 | 96 | 19 | 2 |
2637 | Honey, I think the tides are changing." "It's the times, John. | 1.1966 | 0.04070 | 117 | 96 | 19 | 2 |
2638 | Climate change is a hoax, huh Vic? | 1.1966 | 0.04070 | 117 | 96 | 19 | 2 |
2639 | So we're the only ones who showed up for the high-tide suicide pact? | 1.1966 | 0.04581 | 117 | 99 | 13 | 5 |
2640 | What a lovely day! And to think some people are still on about global warming. | 1.1966 | 0.04247 | 117 | 97 | 17 | 3 |
2641 | How'd the photographer get over there? | 1.1966 | 0.04417 | 117 | 98 | 15 | 4 |
2642 | So that's what they meant by "on the house." | 1.1966 | 0.04581 | 117 | 99 | 13 | 5 |
2643 | At least the children are quiet. | 1.1966 | 0.04417 | 117 | 98 | 15 | 4 |
2644 | Well honey, do you still believe global warming is a myth? | 1.1966 | 0.04247 | 117 | 97 | 17 | 3 |
2645 | I'm in the mood for a Mai Tai. You? | 1.1966 | 0.04070 | 117 | 96 | 19 | 2 |
2646 | Yes, Gene, for the last time, it's high tide! | 1.1966 | 0.04070 | 117 | 96 | 19 | 2 |
2647 | Trump says there's no global warning and I agree with him. You just put our umbrella too far out on the beach and the high tide just came in. | 1.1966 | 0.04417 | 117 | 98 | 15 | 4 |
2648 | Is that your beer or mine" | 1.1966 | 0.04739 | 117 | 100 | 11 | 6 |
2649 | See that weird ripple of water to my left? It’s the name of our creator and architect of this absurd fate. | 1.1966 | 0.04247 | 117 | 97 | 17 | 3 |
2650 | Bob - we should have left at low tide. | 1.1966 | 0.04070 | 117 | 96 | 19 | 2 |
2651 | I'm not feeling warm, are you? | 1.1966 | 0.04417 | 117 | 98 | 15 | 4 |
2652 | Do you think that it has anything to do with climate change? | 1.1966 | 0.04417 | 117 | 98 | 15 | 4 |
2653 | Honey, I thought he was going to drain the swamp. | 1.1966 | 0.04417 | 117 | 98 | 15 | 4 |
2654 | Where did the volley ball players go?" | 1.1966 | 0.04070 | 117 | 96 | 19 | 2 |
2655 | Remember when Sandy meant the beach?! | 1.1966 | 0.04247 | 117 | 97 | 17 | 3 |
2656 | That tide Harold. That tide. | 1.1966 | 0.04417 | 117 | 98 | 15 | 4 |
2657 | This quicksand beach really isn't as scary as I thought it would be. | 1.1966 | 0.03884 | 117 | 95 | 21 | 1 |
2658 | I say it's high tide we get out of here. | 1.1966 | 0.04417 | 117 | 98 | 15 | 4 |
2659 | Well, I’m relieved . . . No need to sprint to the Porta Potty now! | 1.1966 | 0.04581 | 117 | 99 | 13 | 5 |
2660 | Not pie charts. I said check the tide charts. | 1.1966 | 0.03884 | 117 | 95 | 21 | 1 |
2661 | Since high tide is coming in, I think it's high time we hightail it out of here. | 1.1966 | 0.04247 | 117 | 97 | 17 | 3 |
2662 | Of course it has nothing to do with global warming! It's just really, really high tide. | 1.1966 | 0.03884 | 117 | 95 | 21 | 1 |
2663 | Can we move now? | 1.1966 | 0.04247 | 117 | 97 | 17 | 3 |
2664 | You're still not going to admit we set up in the wrong place, are you? | 1.1966 | 0.04247 | 117 | 97 | 17 | 3 |
2665 | Labor Day Houston, 2018 | 1.1966 | 0.04417 | 117 | 98 | 15 | 4 |
2666 | I blame Al Gore for this! | 1.1966 | 0.04247 | 117 | 97 | 17 | 3 |
2667 | But the president promised us that there was no such thing as global warming? | 1.1966 | 0.04070 | 117 | 96 | 19 | 2 |
2668 | I'm a tiny bit disappointed with this combination of sun , sand, and water. | 1.1966 | 0.04417 | 117 | 98 | 15 | 4 |
2669 | You read the High tide/Low Tide chart upside down You have to stop drinking! | 1.1966 | 0.04070 | 117 | 96 | 19 | 2 |
2670 | Get here early you said. Reserve our spot you said. | 1.1966 | 0.04417 | 117 | 98 | 15 | 4 |
2671 | I always wanted waterfront property. | 1.1966 | 0.03884 | 117 | 95 | 21 | 1 |
2672 | I told you Sacramento would screw it up. All we asked for was a little sun and a nice ocean view." | 1.1966 | 0.04417 | 117 | 98 | 15 | 4 |
2673 | Tell me that’s you pinching my toes or I’m going to start screaming until you make whatever it is stop! | 1.1966 | 0.04247 | 117 | 97 | 17 | 3 |
2674 | Global warming my ass... It's just the tide. | 1.1966 | 0.04581 | 117 | 99 | 13 | 5 |
2675 | on the plus side, we don't have to get up to swim. | 1.1966 | 0.04070 | 117 | 96 | 19 | 2 |
2676 | I said I wanted to go on a GOLF trip not GULF trip! | 1.1966 | 0.03884 | 117 | 95 | 21 | 1 |
2677 | This was your idea. | 1.1966 | 0.04070 | 117 | 96 | 19 | 2 |
2678 | It did say intimate ocean view | 1.1966 | 0.04247 | 117 | 97 | 17 | 3 |
2679 | I just read that sea-level rise is happening faster than the computer models predicted. | 1.1966 | 0.04070 | 117 | 96 | 19 | 2 |
2680 | Don't worry honey, all this wetness is just a hoax | 1.1966 | 0.04247 | 117 | 97 | 17 | 3 |
2681 | I remember it being further to the water. | 1.1966 | 0.04070 | 117 | 96 | 19 | 2 |
2682 | I need a vacation | 1.1966 | 0.04070 | 117 | 96 | 19 | 2 |
2683 | Hydration, schmydration. | 1.1966 | 0.04417 | 117 | 98 | 15 | 4 |
2684 | Yes, we’re distant relatives of Grant Wood. How could you tell? | 1.1966 | 0.03884 | 117 | 95 | 21 | 1 |
2685 | global warming, my ass. Things are just fine here in Chicago. | 1.1966 | 0.04070 | 117 | 96 | 19 | 2 |
2686 | Is it possible we Republicans are wrong about global warming... the water is higher and it is as cold as a melted ice cap? | 1.1966 | 0.03884 | 117 | 95 | 21 | 1 |
2687 | You drank a lot of beer. Don't blame this on global warming. | 1.1966 | 0.04247 | 117 | 97 | 17 | 3 |
2688 | don't open it, George--it's probably just another half-baked attack on your denials of climate change. | 1.1964 | 0.04176 | 112 | 92 | 18 | 2 |
2689 | Was that you or me? | 1.1949 | 0.03855 | 118 | 96 | 21 | 1 |
2690 | Front row seats for the submarine races and I still can't see them! | 1.1949 | 0.04214 | 118 | 98 | 17 | 3 |
2691 | That was your beer.I think our grill and hot dogs will be next | 1.1949 | 0.04214 | 118 | 98 | 17 | 3 |
2692 | Time and tide wait for no tan | 1.1949 | 0.04383 | 118 | 99 | 15 | 4 |
2693 | We never guessed that the global level of quicksand was rising, too. | 1.1949 | 0.04214 | 118 | 98 | 17 | 3 |
2694 | I ... I feel bubbles ....... | 1.1949 | 0.04545 | 118 | 100 | 13 | 5 |
2695 | At least we'll die as we lived. | 1.1949 | 0.04383 | 118 | 99 | 15 | 4 |
2696 | Mr. and Mrs.. Feeney tried adjusting to global warming. | 1.1949 | 0.03855 | 118 | 96 | 21 | 1 |
2697 | I don't mind the heat, but the humidity is killing me! | 1.1949 | 0.04214 | 118 | 98 | 17 | 3 |
2698 | I don’t want to disappoint them. Whatdoyasay we go through with the divorce after this Florida vacation the kids gave us? | 1.1949 | 0.03855 | 118 | 96 | 21 | 1 |
2699 | They told us to enjoy ourselves. Are we there yet? | 1.1949 | 0.04039 | 118 | 97 | 19 | 2 |
2700 | Don't try it. I heard the water turns blue around you. | 1.1949 | 0.04039 | 118 | 97 | 19 | 2 |
2701 | Are we to blame for this? | 1.1949 | 0.04039 | 118 | 97 | 19 | 2 |
2702 | Flooding season starts earlier and earlier every year. | 1.1949 | 0.03855 | 118 | 96 | 21 | 1 |
2703 | I hope this is high tide. | 1.1947 | 0.04142 | 113 | 93 | 18 | 2 |
2704 | I told you about Climate Change. Do you believe me now? | 1.1930 | 0.03916 | 114 | 93 | 20 | 1 |
2705 | I told you we should have gotten the Prius. Damn rising sea levels. | 1.1930 | 0.04471 | 114 | 96 | 14 | 4 |
2706 | Global warming? What global warming? | 1.1930 | 0.04471 | 114 | 96 | 14 | 4 |
2707 | I don't care. They said it was near the water and I'm gonna get my money's worth on this time share. | 1.1930 | 0.04294 | 114 | 95 | 16 | 3 |
2708 | I told you we could adapt to rising sea levels | 1.1930 | 0.03916 | 114 | 93 | 20 | 1 |
2709 | Isn't it nice to have a stretch of the beach all to ourselves? | 1.1930 | 0.04642 | 114 | 97 | 12 | 5 |
2710 | No such thing as climate change | 1.1930 | 0.04471 | 114 | 96 | 14 | 4 |
2711 | Warm Gulf Stream waters, my ass! You're disgusting, Howard! | 1.1930 | 0.04642 | 114 | 97 | 12 | 5 |
2712 | I thought the concierge was talking about laundry detergent. | 1.1930 | 0.04109 | 114 | 94 | 18 | 2 |
2713 | Global warming is just a myth. | 1.1930 | 0.04471 | 114 | 96 | 14 | 4 |
2714 | 'It's a Chinese hoax,' you said, Marty. 'Don't listen to the lamestream media,' you said, Marty. | 1.1930 | 0.04806 | 114 | 98 | 10 | 6 |
2715 | Sooo,...you didn't believe the scientist about global warming, melting glaciers, and rising sea levels when you bought this beach front property?...IDIOT! | 1.1930 | 0.04471 | 114 | 96 | 14 | 4 |
2716 | Do you think we'll have wrinkly fingers and toes when we move to high ground?" | 1.1930 | 0.04642 | 114 | 97 | 12 | 5 |
2717 | I think I'm starting to believe there's something to that "Global Warming" thing. | 1.1927 | 0.04604 | 109 | 92 | 13 | 4 |
2718 | Sinkhole, shminkhole. | 1.1913 | 0.04260 | 115 | 96 | 16 | 3 |
2719 | Perhaps we should reconsider the wet bar. | 1.1913 | 0.04077 | 115 | 95 | 18 | 2 |
2720 | Maybe there is something to it. | 1.1913 | 0.04435 | 115 | 97 | 14 | 4 |
2721 | Stop! I told you that Gore was right, but noooo, you wouldn't listen. |