Contest #629


Cartoon

629

The winning captions

These captions are chosen by The New Yorker.

  1. “I wouldn’t. It’s a toupee.”
  2. “Sorry I’ve been so hard to get a hold of.”
  3. “Please tell the manager I’ve had an accident on the trapeze in the next room.”


Name Value
Submission deadline 2018-09-02T21:17:00.000Z
Voting started -
Voting ended 2018-09-16T22:28:00.000Z
Finalists announced 2018-09-10T21:18:00.000Z
Magazine(s) announcing finalists issued September 17, 2018
Number of captions 4986
Number of responses 865017
Number of participants -


Dashboard

In this table, the "mean" means the empirically measured average funniness score when the "unfunny", "somewhat funny" and "funny" receive a funniness score of 1, 2, 3 respectively. "Precison" is the standard error of the mean, the standard deviation of the mean estimate. With that, a caption with an empirical mean μ and precision σ has true mean in the range [μ - 2σ, μ + 2σ] with 95% probability by the 68-95-99.7 rule assuming the responses are indepedent and identically distributed.

Rank Caption Mean Precision Total votes "Unfunny" votes "Somewhat funny" votes "Funny" votes
0 In retrospect, I should have been more specific when I told the genie I wanted to be in a rock group and have women climbing all over me. 2.0123 0.00690 14525 4940 4467 5118
1 My therapist said I should try to be a little boulder. 1.8546 0.01412 2916 1090 1160 666
2 What makes this worse is that there is a racket ball court on the other side 1.8530 0.00758 11511 4779 3645 3087
3 No matter what I say I end up with a foot in my mouth. 1.8311 0.00991 5677 2144 2348 1185
4 Be sure to tell your friends you climbed the face of Everett. 1.8124 0.00793 9434 3851 3502 2081
5 Go ahead. Use me to get to the top. 1.7907 0.01296 3307 1337 1325 645
6 ...and then for my third wish I said, 'I want women climbing all over me!' 1.7836 0.00875 7325 3018 2874 1433
7 I'm lucky! Most geologists don't find a job in their field right out of college. 1.7592 0.01000 5888 2612 2082 1194
8 It's not a career. It's just a stepping stone. 1.7564 0.01061 4935 2118 1901 916
9 I was desperate. It was this, or White House press secretary. 1.7561 0.01014 6387 3067 1811 1509
10 For the record, I was opposed to the wall. 1.7520 0.00935 7047 3262 2271 1514
11 So it’s more than a flesh wound, but I’m still a head. 1.7449 0.00737 13309 6940 2824 3545
12 It's not so bad, my brother's a speed bump. 1.7267 0.01076 4983 2305 1735 943
13 Sorry I’ve been so hard to get a hold of 1.7199 0.01003 5526 2527 2020 979
14 I wouldn't. It's a toupee. 1.7128 0.01121 4516 2116 1581 819
15 You'd be even more surprised if you were climbing in the room behind me. 1.7120 0.01749 1875 885 645 345
16 They said they needed someone to fill an opening ..... 1.7081 0.01123 4268 1954 1606 708
17 The ad said "meet challenging women in a relaxed environment..." 1.6938 0.02121 1202 565 440 197
18 Is it just me or does anyone else dread these corporate team building activities? 1.6689 0.01200 3920 1970 1278 672
19 Remember, be nice to the people you pass on the way up, we'll be here on your way down. 1.6647 0.01072 4306 2029 1692 585
20 We can't all make Mt. Rushmore. 1.6523 0.01231 3520 1764 1216 540
21 Cliff? 1.6493 0.01127 4753 2559 1302 892
22 You might get past me, but good luck with the glass ceiling. 1.6440 0.01283 3497 1851 1040 606
23 The headhunter promised the position was a mid-level stepping stone. 1.6422 0.00957 5685 2862 1995 828
24 In order to master the wall, you must become the wall. 1.6358 0.01700 1892 987 607 298
25 I tried to cancel my gym membership. 1.6348 0.01387 2993 1608 870 515
26 Please scratch my nose 1.6260 0.01226 3652 1941 1136 575
27 So yeah, I guess you could say I'm between a rock and a hard place right now. 1.6235 0.01454 2438 1260 836 342
28 Would you be willing to answer a few questions about your customer experience? 1.6214 0.01129 4263 2270 1337 656
29 Please tell the manager I've had an accident on the trapeze in the next room. 1.6128 0.01239 3771 2103 1025 643
30 I'm being supportive. Isn't that what you want? 1.6126 0.01910 1376 715 479 182
31 Whatsamatter, never climb a rock face before? 1.6081 0.01188 3743 2010 1190 543
32 When they said I'd be the new head of the company, I probably should have asked a few questions. 1.6018 0.01786 1547 812 539 196
33 That is not a rock your foot is on. 1.5901 0.01301 3323 1894 897 532
34 Stay in school. 1.5763 0.01371 2797 1579 824 394
35 The ad read 'Support Staff.' Go figure 1.5746 0.01454 2205 1182 779 244
36 I have a degree from Trump University 1.5722 0.01580 2370 1425 534 411
37 It's still better than trying to meet people online. 1.5699 0.01122 3799 2076 1281 442
38 I'm more of a social climber. 1.5574 0.01309 2892 1640 892 360
39 I used to be a doormat, now I'm a stepping stone. 1.5440 0.01243 3020 1707 983 330
40 You look familiar. Six narrow, right? 1.5415 0.01083 4604 2783 1149 672
41 Psst, some advice... don't try to cancel your membership early. 1.5345 0.01201 3362 1962 1003 397
42 You won’t believe the rent I’m paying for this hole in the wall 1.5331 0.01443 2414 1433 675 306
43 The head hunters got me 1.5294 0.03451 442 269 112 61
44 They said I was dumb as a rock, so I interviewed for the job and walah! 1.5148 0.01391 2461 1472 711 278
45 Really Howard, you've taken stalking to a new level. 1.5137 0.01435 2408 1467 645 296
46 Am I stoned? Or am I high? 1.5079 0.02472 762 457 223 82
47 I've been taken for granite all my life. 1.5059 0.02013 1265 791 308 166
48 Could you scratch my nose first? 1.5024 0.01214 3167 1919 905 343
49 Well, yes, one of us is probably hallucinating. 1.5018 0.01533 1953 1177 572 204
50 A geology degree doesn't get you much these days. 1.4997 0.01682 1531 906 485 140
51 Cliff. What's yours? 1.4896 0.01380 2455 1520 668 267
52 Most people find me rappelling. 1.4877 0.01492 2149 1346 558 245
53 i should have said something... i just wish i'd been a little boulder 1.4843 0.01410 2352 1469 627 256
54 I know, but at least I get dental. 1.4788 0.01971 1111 680 330 101
55 Dad- I can handle this! 1.4787 0.01681 1692 1075 424 193
56 I worked in the White House before this. I’m used to getting stepped on. 1.4781 0.02083 1029 638 290 101
57 When they said I'd be the face of the company, this isn't what I had in mind. 1.4765 0.01488 1975 1219 571 185
58 It’s required training for all White House staffers now. 1.4734 0.01583 1933 1245 461 227
59 Underarm deodorant, just saying. 1.4719 0.01611 1710 1069 475 166
60 Worst unpaid internship EVER! 1.4708 0.03042 514 330 126 58
61 It's not great, but it's a step up from my last job. 1.4666 0.02219 793 479 258 56
62 Looks like you're between a rock and a hard face 1.4664 0.01673 1724 1121 402 201
63 Go ahead, everybody else does. 1.4659 0.01573 1730 1079 496 155
64 If you owe these people, pay them, no matter what. 1.4625 0.01681 1598 1021 415 162
65 Dad, go home. I’m o.k. 1.4615 0.01807 1456 949 342 165
66 Just when I started to think my life couldn't get any more rocky, I hit a wall. 1.4563 0.03119 458 294 119 45
67 Would you mind giving me a hand? I'm kind of stuck between a rock and a hard place. 1.4547 0.01756 1456 940 370 146
68 I'll warn you, it's a toupee. 1.4532 0.01770 1399 898 368 133
69 I shouda known, when I applied for a job at The North Face. 1.4476 0.01808 1316 847 349 120
70 The last thing I remember is wearing a "Build the Wall!" t-shirt to the gym... 1.4475 0.01900 1314 875 290 149
71 Will you remember me when you get to the top? 1.4472 0.01802 1308 839 353 116
72 You don't want to know what the climbers on the other side are doing to me. 1.4472 0.01893 1306 866 296 144
73 It hurts when people say I'm not supportive enough. 1.4462 0.01827 1293 835 339 119
74 It's OK, Carolyn. Sometimes you have to step on your friends to get to the top. 1.4443 0.01749 1256 784 386 86
75 My counselor tried to warn me about double majoring in geology and performance art 1.4418 0.02313 799 518 209 72
76 Actually, this is a step up. My last job was as a speed bump, before that I was White House Press Secretary. 1.4417 0.01955 1209 805 274 130
77 Some jerk wondered what would happen ‘if these walls could talk’ 1.4411 0.03389 399 265 92 42
78 I thought I’d be on a movie set when I answered the want ad for a grip. 1.4403 0.02415 695 444 196 55
79 Be thankful you can't see what's happening to me on the other side. 1.4400 0.02040 966 616 275 75
80 You still can't get over me, can you? 1.4372 0.02005 1107 733 264 110
81 Will you even remember me when you get to the top? 1.4365 0.01930 1118 725 298 95
82 Excuse me mam, do you have a moment to talk about our lord and savior? 1.4361 0.02302 915 625 181 109
83 Beware of the people you step on in your climb to the top. 1.4352 0.01943 1103 717 292 94
84 It’s not my ideal job. More of a stepping stone. 1.4321 0.01962 1060 688 286 86
85 This is what I get for having a foot fetish. 1.4276 0.02206 1001 694 186 121
86 Worst...summer...job...ever. 1.4247 0.02133 963 647 223 93
87 Are you high or am I stoned? 1.4226 0.02154 930 624 219 87
88 My psychiatrist said this would cure my foot fetish." 1.4226 0.03334 381 254 93 34
89 I'm Stoned 1.4223 0.02269 933 649 174 110
90 Don't ever ask about canceling your membership! 1.4209 0.02137 917 611 226 80
91 I appreciate you asking, but there's really no nice way of doing it. 1.4199 0.02134 905 601 228 76
92 It's OK, this is actually the best part of my job. The worst part is what's happening on the other side of the wall. 1.4195 0.02111 901 594 236 71
93 They said my job would be helping young people get a leg up. 1.4184 0.02095 889 582 242 65
94 When he said he was a headhunter from REI, I thought he meant figuratively. 1.4177 0.02223 857 576 204 77
95 Yeah, just climb right over me. Everyone else does. 1.4164 0.02291 730 477 202 51
96 Whatever they say, don't agree to be on the donor wall. 1.4144 0.02228 847 571 201 75
97 Well, it’s better than my job at the whack-a-mole booth. 1.4142 0.02187 845 563 214 68
98 Have you ever felt that people just use you to get ahead? 1.4109 0.02214 808 538 208 62
99 Do I rappel you that much? 1.4102 0.02301 802 546 183 73
100 I could really use a hand. 1.4100 0.02291 800 543 186 71
101 This is my weekend job. I’m a garden gnome Monday through Friday. 1.4088 0.02459 702 479 159 64
102 My therapist told me to be a little boulder. 1.4077 0.02299 775 524 186 65
103 This is not what I meant when I told you to get a grip. 1.4067 0.02193 772 508 214 50
104 It was a Groupon. 1.4020 0.02434 714 492 157 65
105 I had a birthday party here a week ago. That's the last thing I remember. 1.4014 0.02407 715 490 163 62
106 Shhh. Witness protection program 1.3997 0.02373 708 481 171 56
107 Karma’s a bitch: one second I was chanting ‘build that wall’, and the next I was here. 1.3988 0.02986 499 351 97 51
108 Thank God; the last guy wore cleats. 1.3983 0.02338 693 465 180 48
109 Well, the pay's not great. But my coworkers are solid. 1.3979 0.02339 656 434 183 39
110 When I said I’d support the wall, I really didn’t understand what I was getting into. 1.3962 0.02415 679 463 163 53
111 Just once, I'd like someone to hold me and not let go. 1.3956 0.02394 680 462 167 51
112 It's really OK to take me for granite. 1.3946 0.02466 669 461 152 56
113 It was the best I could do with a liberal arts degree. 1.3907 0.02471 645 443 152 50
114 We always keep one step a head. 1.3906 0.02618 640 454 122 64
115 Face it. You'll never get over me. 1.3895 0.02442 629 427 159 43
116 I'm a CIA undercover, ma'am 1.3867 0.02713 618 446 105 67
117 My advice--read *all* those drug side-effect warnings. 1.3859 0.02526 609 420 143 46
118 Be nice. You'll meet me again on your way down. 1.3859 0.02361 609 405 173 31
119 Open mouth; insert foot. 1.3854 0.02611 602 422 128 52
120 I detest being stepped on but love being held onto for dear life. 1.3842 0.02541 596 411 141 44
121 Yeah, I'm stoned. 1.3831 0.02614 590 413 128 49
122 This is not what I meant when I said that I wanted to be supportive! 1.3823 0.02512 586 401 146 39
123 I'm a metaphor. 1.3817 0.02568 579 400 137 42
124 Don't worry - a rock feels no pain and an island never cries. 1.3792 0.02627 567 396 127 44
125 I know I told you I'd be your rock, but this is ridiculous. 1.3789 0.02593 570 396 132 42
126 No one thinks I'm worth hanging on to. 1.3789 0.02629 570 399 126 45
127 I just feel stuck. 1.3786 0.02588 560 387 134 39
128 I'm your moral dilemma. 1.3781 0.02570 558 384 137 37
129 It gets worse. On the other side of this wall some kids are playing Pin The Tail On The Donkey. 1.3770 0.02848 512 365 101 46
130 While you’re here, can I tell you about our timeshare opportunities? 1.3761 0.02671 553 389 120 44
131 My shrink says I've got to stop letting people step all over me! 1.3761 0.02659 553 388 122 43
132 Surprise! Honey, will you marry me? 1.3759 0.02574 548 377 136 35
133 It’s part of my MeToo atonement plan 1.3759 0.02625 548 381 128 39
134 Go ahead, step on me. It won't be the first time. 1.3738 0.02614 535 370 130 35
135 It's still better than my old Whitehouse gig. 1.3738 0.02808 535 385 100 50
136 It was either this or move back in with my parents. 1.3719 0.02626 527 365 128 34
137 LIMERICK: A shy little handhold named Bauer...Sometimes came across rather sour...Though covered in chalk...He really wanted to talk...But alas, he was just a wallflower. 1.3712 0.02851 520 376 95 49
138 The wall of shame policy of this gym is quite strict. 1.3707 0.02655 518 360 124 34
139 All I did was tell him that his plan to build a WALL was an incredibly stupid idea. 1.3686 0.02916 510 373 86 51
140 It was the only job I could get after leaving the White House. 1.3683 0.02729 505 355 114 36
141 I'm sick and tired of being taken for granite. 1.3683 0.02896 505 367 90 48
142 Could I be so bold as to suggest an alternative route? 1.3662 0.02786 497 353 106 38
143 Do I rappel you? 1.3662 0.02829 497 356 100 41
144 Tell Vinnie I'll have the money by Friday. 1.3658 0.02917 462 330 95 37
145 My last climber said I wasn’t supportive enough. 1.3653 0.02707 490 342 117 31
146 Lisa rethinks her climbing aspirations as she finds herself caught between a rock and a hard face. 1.3640 0.02889 489 354 92 43
147 You can climb all you want. I still make 17% more than you do. 1.3627 0.02879 477 343 95 39
148 Sid, ya GOTTA stop stalking me.... 1.3597 0.02888 467 336 94 37
149 And my third wish was that women would climb all over me. 1.3597 0.02742 467 327 112 28
150 I’m a stopping stone. 1.3596 0.02953 470 343 85 42
151 I told you I was a rockstar, but I never mentioned music. 1.3587 0.02785 460 324 107 29
152 They call me North Face. 1.3587 0.02836 460 327 101 32
153 Please, don't take me for granite. 1.3581 0.02991 458 335 82 41
154 Have you heard the word of our lord and savior Jesus Christ? 1.3581 0.02910 458 330 92 36
155 ...but the schedule’s flexible so I can still go out on auditions. 1.3562 0.02763 452 317 109 26
156 I just want to give you the support you deserve. 1.3544 0.02853 443 315 99 29
157 Lady, this is the MOMA, not an amusement park. 1.3539 0.02982 438 318 85 35
158 I didn't know what they meant by "job as a rock star." 1.3534 0.03146 348 245 83 20
159 Would you do me a favor and scratch my nose? 1.3525 0.02797 434 305 105 24
160 I really can't complain, the job was advertised as a stepping stone position 1.3525 0.02720 434 301 113 20
161 They said that I’m dumb as a rock, not that I AM a rock. Don’t they know the difference between simile and metaphor? 1.3517 0.03195 344 244 79 21
162 My mother thinks you're just a social climber. 1.3505 0.02840 428 303 100 25
163 Hi, I'm the north face. 1.3503 0.02884 431 308 95 28
164 I can't shake the feeling that people are only using me to get themselves to the top. 1.3492 0.02831 421 297 101 23
165 For the love of god, scratch my nose. 1.3478 0.03000 414 300 84 30
166 You're not supposed to be wearing cleats. 1.3463 0.02999 410 297 84 29
167 No, YOU need to get a grip! 1.3456 0.02865 408 289 97 22
168 One of the rocks called in sick. 1.3441 0.03002 401 290 84 27
169 Careful. I used hair gel this morning. 1.3441 0.02939 401 287 90 24
170 '"I know this is off the wall, but..." 1.3441 0.02986 404 292 85 27
171 Hey, it's better than my job in the White House... 1.3441 0.03107 404 298 73 33
172 If you could just scratch my nose on your way up... 1.3441 0.02903 404 288 93 23
173 Women tend to walk all over me. 1.3441 0.02986 404 292 85 27
174 I hate to ask, but would you mind going around? 1.3434 0.02926 399 285 91 23
175 You know how you fantasize about something for a long time and then when it happens, it's not that great? 1.3434 0.03052 399 291 79 29
176 Yes, you've been super supportive, but I'm moving on. 1.3434 0.02947 399 286 89 24
177 If you think this is weird, you should go next door. 1.3418 0.03051 395 288 79 28
178 I'm just here for support. 1.3417 0.02972 398 287 86 25
179 A liberal arts degree. Why? 1.3416 0.02920 404 290 90 24
180 Something far worse is happening behind the wall. 1.3410 0.02968 390 280 87 23
181 My wife said to use my head and find a job. 1.3410 0.03098 390 286 75 29
182 My father was a rolling stone. 1.3410 0.03077 390 285 77 28
183 Oh this isn't so bad compared to the cornhole game on the other side. 1.3410 0.03224 390 292 63 35
184 Lots have noticed, but you're the first to care. 1.3402 0.02977 388 279 86 23
185 Hi. We do Employee of the Month differently here. 1.3385 0.03025 387 281 81 25
186 I told you I'd be with you every step of the way. 1.3385 0.02935 387 277 89 21
187 Go ahead -- you know you want to. 1.3385 0.03090 387 284 75 28
188 The judge had a broad definition of "community service" 1.3377 0.02975 379 272 86 21
189 Let he who is without an in be cast as the first stone. 1.3360 0.03269 378 285 59 34
190 Good job! You made it to the first metaphor. 1.3360 0.03001 378 273 83 22
191 Hey, it was totally not mentioned in the restraining order. 1.3351 0.03019 370 267 82 21
192 Your shoe's untied. 1.3351 0.03237 376 282 62 32
193 Be careful. It's a toupee. 1.3351 0.03080 376 275 76 25
194 My therapist thinks I need to stick my neck out more. 1.3342 0.03004 368 265 83 20
195 Yelp said it was a great hole in the wall spot. 1.3342 0.03077 368 268 77 23
196 Yeah... You don’t look like your Tinder photos either... 1.3342 0.03077 368 268 77 23
197 Next thing I knew I was high and stoned! 1.3333 0.03087 366 267 76 23
198 That’s not exactly a rock you just stepped on! 1.3333 0.03336 327 241 63 23
199 English major,...you? 1.3333 0.03098 360 262 76 22
200 Here’s a life tip: never tell a genie you wish you were a rock star. 1.3324 0.03090 361 263 76 22
201 And that's why it's important to carefully consider how you phrase your wish. 1.3315 0.03101 359 262 75 22
202 Go ahead - step all over me like ever other woman I've known. 1.3315 0.02811 359 251 97 11
203 Go ahead... my wife does it all the time. 1.3315 0.03075 359 261 77 21
204 Wait till you climb the other side. 1.3315 0.03199 359 266 67 26
205 Really, Janet, I’m NOT stalking you! 1.3305 0.03136 357 262 72 23
206 Go ahead, walk all over me. Everyone else does. 1.3305 0.03060 357 259 78 20
207 Hoffa? 1.3296 0.03346 358 272 54 32
208 My therapist says I’m a combination of a social climber and wallflower. 1.3296 0.03129 358 263 72 23
209 Yes, you are standing on what you think you are standing on. 1.3296 0.03178 358 265 68 25
210 You know, when I said that I wanted my face on a rock wall, I was thinking more Mt Rushmore.” 1.3296 0.03018 355 256 81 18
211 I lost a bet after I got stoned. 1.3295 0.02981 352 252 84 16
212 I thought you loved me, but now I realize I'm just a stepping stone. 1.3295 0.03087 352 256 76 20
213 Oh, no. Foot in mouth again 1.3295 0.03216 352 261 66 25
214 Estados Unidos? 1.3285 0.03318 344 258 59 27
215 'Did you wipe your feet?' 1.3273 0.03285 333 247 63 23
216 My therapist says I'm an enabler, but I just don't see it. 1.3266 0.02953 346 247 85 14
217 You get this far and now you decide to quit while you’re a head? 1.3266 0.03250 346 258 63 25
218 This is my geology internship. 1.3266 0.03198 346 256 67 23
219 That's right... just step on me to get ahead. They all do. 1.3266 0.03327 346 261 57 28
220 In today’s economy, this was the best job for a Geology major. 1.3266 0.03224 346 257 65 24
221 Rocky? 1.3255 0.03255 341 254 63 24
222 The fortune read that I would be the new face of indoor rock climbing. 1.3255 0.03092 341 248 75 18
223 It's weird, but it's still better than online dating. 1.3255 0.03120 341 249 73 19
224 You seem clingy. 1.3255 0.03175 341 251 69 21
225 I seem to attract clingy women. 1.3245 0.03186 339 250 68 21
226 I just feel like I'm caught between a rock and hard place. 1.3234 0.03113 337 246 73 18
227 All in all, I'm just another face on the wall. 1.3223 0.03228 332 246 65 21
228 I’d give you a hand, but you passed it a while ago. 1.3222 0.03982 239 181 39 19
229 If you need a helping hand, it’s 6ft higher. 1.3212 0.03240 330 245 64 21
230 Oh, this isn't so bad; I started out working in the call center. 1.3201 0.03044 328 237 77 14
231 Please just don't take me at face value... 1.3200 0.03272 325 242 62 21
232 I am literally between a rock and a hard place. 1.3200 0.03301 325 243 60 22
233 She found herself between a rock and a hard face. 1.3200 0.03414 325 247 52 26
234 Sure, I stepped on many people on my rise to the top — I never imagined karma would be so literal. 1.3200 0.03358 325 245 56 24
235 I think this relationship is starting off on the wrong foot. 1.3189 0.03225 323 239 65 19
236 If you think this is bad you should see what's happening on the other side of this wall." 1.3189 0.03254 323 240 63 20
237 Well, you weren't answering my calls.. 1.3189 0.03103 323 235 73 15
238 I’m just here to tell women what they’re doing wrong. 1.3189 0.03284 323 241 61 21
239 What did you think I meant by a rock group? 1.3178 0.03082 321 233 74 14
240 You really need to move on Greg... 1.3168 0.03198 322 238 66 18
241 But you said you wanted someone who could be your rock! 1.3165 0.03175 316 232 68 16
242 For the last time, Barney, I'm not interested. 1.3165 0.03269 316 235 62 19
243 I liked you better when you were just a social climber. 1.3165 0.03330 316 237 58 21
244 They told me I'd be the face of the company. 1.3165 0.03143 316 231 70 15
245 They said it was because of my chiseled jawline 1.3141 0.03100 312 227 72 13
246 It's the only job the headhunter could find for me. 1.3129 0.03399 310 235 53 22
247 That's my dick. 1.3129 0.03490 310 238 47 25
248 The inspirational ad said, "Wanted, a man to help others to new heights" 1.3127 0.03196 307 226 66 15
249 Never fall behind on your membership fees in this place. 1.3127 0.03163 307 225 68 14
250 So, is shaving legs like optional now? 1.3127 0.03295 307 229 60 18
251 Be nice on the way up: you never know whom you will meet on the way down. 1.3127 0.03327 307 230 58 19
252 I didn't realize this is what Trump meant when he said he'd create more jobs 1.3115 0.03372 305 230 55 20
253 You think it's lonely at the top? It's WAY more lonely half way up! 1.3105 0.03265 306 228 61 17
254 Apparently , you should tip the guys holding your harness rope. 1.3105 0.03165 306 225 67 14
255 Free membership isn't all it's cracked up to be. 1.3105 0.03394 306 232 53 21
256 They told me the only way to get to the top was to use my head. 1.3100 0.03408 300 227 53 20
257 Because of my chiseled good looks, of course 1.3100 0.03171 300 220 67 13
258 You're making good time but I'm still a head. 1.3100 0.03240 300 222 63 15
259 Well, I told him where he could stick his damn Wall. Next thing I knew...." 1.3100 0.03473 300 229 49 22
260 No, I’m the South Face. You need to go to the opposite wall. 1.3100 0.03206 300 221 65 14
261 Sometimes you've got to step on a few heads if you want to make it to the top. 1.3100 0.03308 300 224 59 17
262 When you said you were up to your neck in work, I had no idea. 1.3100 0.03240 300 222 63 15
263 It beats working in the White House 1.3100 0.03342 300 225 57 18
264 It was between this and a hard place. 1.3100 0.03342 300 225 57 18
265 You wouldn't be the first women to step all over me. 1.3100 0.03240 300 222 63 15
266 Normally, I put my own foot in my mouth. 1.3087 0.03252 298 221 62 15
267 Oh, go ahead; everyone else does. 1.3087 0.03146 298 218 68 12
268 This job is just a stepping stone. 1.3087 0.03252 298 221 62 15
269 It could be worse. I could be the White House Press Secretary. 1.3087 0.03487 298 228 48 22
270 I know a shortcut... 1.3085 0.03238 295 218 63 14
271 Be honest, do you find me rappelling? 1.3077 0.03444 299 228 50 21
272 This is the worst dating website I’ve ever used. 1.3077 0.03477 299 229 48 22
273 Can you believe this job requires a master's? 1.3074 0.03468 296 226 49 21
274 You've never seen a rock face before. 1.3072 0.03065 293 212 72 9
275 They told me that it would be a step up 1.3072 0.03356 293 220 56 17
276 Take my advice, kid: Pay your membership fees on time. 1.3058 0.03334 291 218 57 16
277 Having earlier discounted seeing his likeness burned into her breakfast toast Millie again encounters the face of ... Dwight. 1.3058 0.03439 291 221 51 19
278 Be careful. That's my penis. 1.3058 0.03607 291 226 41 24
279 Oh geez, you think this is awkward! There's a pin-the-tail-on-the-donkey game behind me! 1.3058 0.03439 291 221 51 19
280 Yes, it’s painful, but it beats working for Amazon. 1.3045 0.03237 289 214 62 13
281 I can't really recommend the discounted membership program. 1.3045 0.03346 289 217 56 16
282 Do NOT try to default on your membership contract, trust me. 1.3042 0.03406 286 216 53 17
283 My wife says I deserve it because I voted for Trump. 1.3042 0.03649 286 223 39 24
284 It's all I could find with my liberal arts degree. 1.3042 0.03220 286 211 63 12
285 Would it kill you to call your mother? 1.3042 0.03333 286 214 57 15
286 Don't mind me. I'm just filling in." 1.3018 0.03261 285 212 60 13
287 In that moment Jerry realized he didn't think through his proposal idea. 1.3018 0.03551 285 220 44 21
288 My punishment was this or the whole boulder-up-the-hill thing. 1.3018 0.03372 285 215 54 16
289 I was much higher up before the reorganization. 1.3018 0.03551 285 220 44 21
290 I’m the head manager. 1.3018 0.03261 285 212 60 13
291 Just letting you know ... There's a glass ceiling up there 1.3014 0.03541 282 217 45 20
292 This is just temporary until the crash dummy job opens up. 1.3014 0.03282 282 210 59 13
293 I'm actually a poker player by profession. I just come here to work on my stone face. 1.3014 0.03282 282 210 59 13
294 Hey, it could be worse--just ask your harness. 1.3014 0.03396 282 213 53 16
295 They said this job would be a stepping stone. 1.3014 0.03205 282 208 63 11
296 Jenny, you've got to admit--I've taken stalking to a new height. 1.3014 0.03125 282 206 67 9
297 This can't go on, my husband is beginning to suspect. 1.3014 0.03282 282 210 59 13
298 My wife said I should be more supportive of women. 1.3014 0.03244 282 209 61 12
299 I knew you were a social climber. 1.3014 0.03433 282 214 51 17
300 This is the last time I use a headhunter to find a job! 1.3014 0.03469 282 215 49 18
301 I dunno, it's still better than my old job in the White House... 1.3011 0.03531 279 214 46 19
302 Dante forgot to mention what happens to stoners. 1.3011 0.03226 279 206 62 11
303 I am a rock. I am an island. 1.3011 0.03531 279 214 46 19
304 If they try to get you to join the co-op, say no. 1.3011 0.03266 279 207 60 12
305 The ad said "Rock Star" 1.3011 0.03382 279 210 54 15
306 I thought our date went well. Why haven’t you been answering my texts? 1.3011 0.03382 279 210 54 15
307 Things haven't been great lately, Karen. 1.2986 0.03346 278 209 55 14
308 Do the math. If this is my face, guess what your right foot is standing on? 1.2982 0.03447 275 209 50 16
309 Wait until you climb down the other side. 1.2982 0.03447 275 209 50 16
310 ...so he says 'Go on I dare you to stick your head through the hole' and well you know the rest 1.2982 0.03081 275 200 68 7
311 Well, I can't really complain. In my last incarnation I was a speed bump. 1.2982 0.03561 275 212 44 19
312 Face it, you don't have many options. 1.2982 0.03208 275 203 62 10
313 When I said I’d support the Wall, I had no idea what I was getting myself into. 1.2978 0.03472 272 207 49 16
314 Anyhoo, moral of the story is don't get stoned at work. 1.2978 0.03472 272 207 49 16
315 Just be glad you’re not wearing a skirt. 1.2978 0.03625 272 211 41 20
316 Well, you weren't returning my texts, so.... 1.2978 0.03511 272 208 47 17
317 The other side is much worse. 1.2978 0.03393 272 205 53 14
318 I regret majoring in philosophy. 1.2978 0.03433 272 206 51 15
319 It's the only job I can get with an art history degree. 1.2970 0.03564 266 204 45 17
320 That’s OK. In my dream you’re the tennis ball. 1.2959 0.03472 267 203 49 15
321 John, how many times have I told you to stop putting yourself between me and my goals? 1.2948 0.03296 268 200 57 11
322 Oh, It's not so bad. I have no body to go home to anyway. 1.2943 0.03404 265 200 52 13
323 Don't...I'll only let you down. 1.2943 0.03487 265 202 48 15
324 You know what they say . . be careful who you step on on the way up because you may meet them on the way down. 1.2943 0.03318 265 198 56 11
325 Key Grip sounded like such an important job... 1.2943 0.03361 265 199 54 12
326 Help,I’m stuck between a rock and a hard place. 1.2943 0.03724 265 208 36 21
327 Moisture cream, please! Or soon I will look like the others. 1.2928 0.03542 263 202 45 16
328 I also drive for Uber Eats. 1.2924 0.03722 236 181 41 14
329 Your mom and I talked it over and decided that we’re going to let you do more things on your own.” 1.2923 0.03569 260 200 44 16
330 I always said you’d drive me up a wall. 1.2923 0.03355 260 195 54 11
331 I strongly recommend not making direct eye contact with the witch at the top. 1.2923 0.03485 260 198 48 14
332 Did they warn you that I have a screw loose? 1.2923 0.03399 260 196 52 12
333 No matter how high you climb, I'll always be a head. 1.2923 0.03527 260 199 46 15
334 The people you climb over to get to the top will be the same people you pass on the way down. 1.2923 0.03265 260 193 58 9
335 Please be gentle. I have a 5th grade birthday party behind me. 1.2923 0.03569 260 200 44 16
336 It's the only job I could find with a geology major. 1.2923 0.03442 260 197 50 13
337 My side gig is being a gargoyle on the Chrylser Building. 1.2917 0.03448 264 201 49 14
338 Would you mind just skipping a head. 1.2917 0.03489 264 202 47 15
339 It's only temporary, I've auditioned for Mount Rushmore. 1.2917 0.03406 264 200 51 13
340 The job listing said it would be a foothold position into the industry. 1.2917 0.03232 264 196 59 9
341 I just want someone to support me for once. 1.2907 0.03412 258 195 51 12
342 Yeah, you probably recognize me from Fox News. I’m one of their talking heads. 1.2907 0.03323 258 193 55 10
343 Finally! Can you please itch my nose? 1.2907 0.03542 258 198 45 15
344 Originally I was a temp - but they liked me. 1.2907 0.03368 258 194 53 11
345 Men are never ready for the next step. 1.2907 0.03456 258 196 49 13
346 Whatever...get a grip and move on! 1.2907 0.03368 258 194 53 11
347 Just do it..... 1.2907 0.03585 258 199 43 16
348 Be good to the people you meet on the way up; you’ll meet them again on the way down. 1.2907 0.03230 258 191 59 8
349 Let's just chalk it up to being in the wrong place at the wrong time. 1.2907 0.03368 258 194 53 11
350 I'm not mansplaining, I just know more about rock climbing than you. 1.2891 0.03426 256 194 50 12
351 You're the one who told me told me to use my head and get a job. 1.2891 0.03426 256 194 50 12
352 For the bay area, it's actually quite reasonable. 1.2879 0.03545 257 198 44 15
353 Excuse me,Miss. Would you mind scratching my nose? 1.2879 0.03369 257 194 52 11
354 Don’t ever wish to be a fly on the wall. 1.2879 0.03369 257 194 52 11
355 It pays for law school, but I’m starting to feel crushed. 1.2879 0.03414 257 195 50 12
356 One small step for a woman... 1.2879 0.03414 257 195 50 12
357 I think we need a break. You're just too clingy. 1.2879 0.03458 257 196 48 13
358 My parents met at work. Dad was a bricklayer and mom was a brick. 1.2874 0.03701 254 199 37 18
359 I bet you walked all over your last boyfriend, too. 1.2874 0.03659 254 198 39 17
360 Jason, I'm impressed but I told you it's over between us. 1.2874 0.03484 254 194 47 13
361 Facetime 1.2874 0.03439 254 193 49 12
362 Get in on the ground floor, they said.... This job is a real deal stepping stone to the top they said.... 1.2869 0.03372 251 189 52 10
363 Yeah, my profile picture is a little misleading... 1.2869 0.03644 251 195 40 16
364 I think of it more as a job than a metaphor. 1.2869 0.03419 251 190 50 11
365 Don't forget to be nice to the people you meet on the way up... 1.2869 0.03419 251 190 50 11
366 I was petrified. 1.2869 0.03601 251 194 42 15
367 Welcome to the final phase of corporate training 1.2869 0.03601 251 194 42 15
368 All I wanted to do was reset my Facebook settings." 1.2869 0.03556 251 193 44 14
369 You always said I was a rock. 1.2869 0.03601 251 194 42 15
370 No matter where she went Ellie couldn't escape her ex-lover's face. 1.2869 0.03465 251 191 48 12
371 ...has to be metaphor for something," Lizzy thought to herself 1.2869 0.03324 251 188 54 9
372 Why Mr. Hoffa!! 1.2869 0.03815 251 199 32 20
373 One last time. Will you marry me? 1.2869 0.03511 251 192 46 13
374 You're afraid of heights? I'm petrified. 1.2863 0.03491 248 189 47 12
375 John, I’d suggest you move on. It’s over. 1.2851 0.03571 249 192 43 14
376 C’mon Liz, just give me a chance to explain everything! 1.2851 0.03479 249 190 47 12
377 At first, I was really excited about this internship. 1.2851 0.03616 249 193 41 15
378 This is the company policy for employees caught using FaceTime at work. 1.2851 0.03432 249 189 49 11
379 I think Pink Floyd said it best, really. 1.2840 0.03533 243 186 45 12
380 You said you wanted me to be more invested in your hobbies. 1.2828 0.03272 244 182 55 7
381 The pay isn't great, but I do have dental. 1.2828 0.03220 244 181 57 6
382 I took this internship because they said that I'd be using my head. 1.2827 0.03539 237 181 45 11
383 I’d lend you a hand if I could. 1.2822 0.03189 241 178 58 5
384 Stay in school, kid. 1.2822 0.03548 241 185 44 12
385 Jake, you old stoner! I was wondering what became of you! 1.2822 0.03644 241 187 40 14
386 This is great. My last boyfriend didn't support my hobbies at all. 1.2822 0.03596 241 186 42 13
387 Why do you keep avoiding me? 1.2822 0.03644 241 187 40 14
388 Dad, you can't watch me all the time. 1.2822 0.03738 241 189 36 16
389 Stacy, will you marry me? 1.2822 0.03784 241 190 34 17
390 You haven't returned my calls... 1.2816 0.03411 245 186 49 10
391 Stalking you? No, supporting. 1.2816 0.03209 245 182 57 6
392 Not what I had in mind when they said they'd pay me to let women climb on my face... 1.2816 0.03694 245 192 37 16
393 They told me this job would be a stepping-stone to higher positions. 1.2816 0.03261 245 183 55 7
394 Is it too late for me to apologize? 1.2816 0.03411 245 186 49 10
395 Just another chiseled faced actor with rent to make. 1.2816 0.03411 245 186 49 10
396 Do you ever get the feeling that people are stepping all over you? 1.2803 0.03563 239 184 43 12
397 Pretend you don't see anything. I'm in the Witness Protection Program. 1.2803 0.03463 239 182 47 10
398 The ad said "Gain a foothold in the industry..." 1.2803 0.03563 239 184 43 12
399 I want you to know I could be your rock. 1.2803 0.03612 239 185 41 13
400 Can we not go bowling after this? 1.2803 0.03563 239 184 43 12
401 It's better than being at rock bottom. 1.2803 0.03412 239 181 49 9
402 I know, but it's still a step up from working at the White House. 1.2803 0.03708 239 187 37 15
403 Had one too many..... got plastered ! 1.2803 0.03708 239 187 37 15
404 It was either this or a hunting lodge. 1.2785 0.03820 237 188 32 17
405 I have no body to talk to 1.2785 0.03265 237 177 54 6
406 If the benefits weren’t so great, I’d look for another position. 1.2785 0.03319 237 178 52 7
407 Could you scratch my nose, please. 1.2785 0.03528 237 182 44 11
408 Dad!! All this time you said you worked in geology! 1.2785 0.03373 237 179 50 8
409 You've never heard of a rock face? 1.2785 0.03677 237 185 38 14
410 You mind opening your mouth a tiny bit more? 1.2785 0.03628 237 184 40 13
411 Be careful who you step on on your way to the top. 1.2785 0.03628 237 184 40 13
412 Damn! I thought female climbers wore skirts. 1.2771 0.03688 231 180 38 13
413 I know it’s a little off the wall, but you want to hang out later? 1.2766 0.03491 235 180 45 10
414 Have you any Grey Poupon? 1.2759 0.03623 232 180 40 12
415 I’m gneiss so don’t take me for granite. 1.2759 0.03725 232 182 36 14
416 Face it honey, I rock. 1.2759 0.03674 232 181 38 13
417 You promised me some face time. 1.2759 0.03242 232 173 54 5
418 I angered a very athletic wizard. 1.2759 0.03518 232 178 44 10
419 Head this way 1.2759 0.03623 232 180 40 12
420 Mommy and I just want to make sure you don't make any of the mistakes we made. 1.2759 0.03623 232 180 40 12
421 I know, I know. You never forget a face... 1.2759 0.03300 232 174 52 6
422 I can't keep supporting you like this. 1.2759 0.03571 232 179 42 11
423 I am a GUY on the wall. NOT a fly on the wall damn it! 1.2759 0.03518 232 178 44 10
424 Do me a big favor and scratch my nose. 1.2759 0.03465 232 177 46 9
425 I’m sick and tired of being taken for granite, Cindy! 1.2759 0.03623 232 180 40 12
426 I'd prefer you give me a hand. 1.2759 0.03518 232 178 44 10
427 Yeah, I got waitlisted at Mount Rushmore 1.2759 0.03571 232 179 42 11
428 It's worse for the guys on the other side. 1.2751 0.03437 229 174 47 8
429 I think they misunderstood when I said I liked elevating those around me. 1.2751 0.03492 229 175 45 9
430 I guess the Buddhists were right about that whole karma gig. 1.2751 0.03705 229 179 37 13
431 I was the head trainer until I called our new GM "Sweetie" and told her how good she looked in her yoga pants. 1.2751 0.03600 229 177 41 11
432 Actually, we met when you were on your way up. 1.2747 0.03609 233 181 40 12
433 Selfie? 1.2747 0.03558 233 180 42 11
434 What makes you think I'm stalking you? 1.2747 0.03505 233 179 44 10
435 The last thing she said before she left me was, "Talking to you is like talking to a wall." 1.2747 0.03558 233 180 42 11
436 just get it over with 1.2731 0.03669 227 177 38 12
437 I didn’t think I would have to literally step on someone to get to the top. 1.2731 0.03669 227 177 38 12
438 Then they asked if anyone had a geology degree, and I was stupid enough to raise my hand. 1.2731 0.03450 227 173 46 8
439 You rock! 1.2731 0.03722 227 178 36 13
440 You’ve been ignoring my texts! 1.2723 0.03534 224 172 43 9
441 So the judge said, "Jail or volunteer at the Y." 1.2723 0.03419 224 170 47 7
442 So! You finally got a job your qualified for. 1.2723 0.03590 224 173 41 10
443 Now you see why I haven't answered your texts. 1.2723 0.03700 224 175 37 12
444 I got tired of being a doormat. 1.2703 0.03491 222 170 44 8
445 Karma's a bitch 1.2703 0.03662 222 173 38 11
446 I think my husband suspects us. 1.2703 0.03662 222 173 38 11
447 Yea, the network paid more, but I was just another talking head. 1.2703 0.03491 222 170 44 8
448 Go ahead, I put my foot in there all the time. 1.2703 0.03662 222 173 38 11
449 Listen Tina, this is just until I can get back on my feet 1.2703 0.03491 222 170 44 8
450 No I hate climbing but it's one of the only places you can meet people who aren't always looking at their phone. 1.2687 0.04515 134 103 26 5
451 Hi, I'm Cliff, the face of the mountain. 1.2682 0.03621 220 171 39 10
452 I got tired of being called a doormat. 1.2682 0.03678 220 172 37 11
453 Stalking! What gives you that idea Ivy?” 1.2682 0.03734 220 173 35 12
454 Well, you don’t answer your texts. 1.2682 0.03621 220 171 39 10
455 I never thought hiring a head hunter would lead to this. 1.2682 0.03789 220 174 33 13
456 You're a hard man to reach 1.2682 0.03789 220 174 33 13
457 If you don't mind scratching my nose. 1.2682 0.03563 220 170 41 9
458 Oh, hi. I've been trying to get a hold of you. 1.2682 0.03621 220 171 39 10
459 I'm here to give you a heads-up. 1.2682 0.03505 220 169 43 8
460 Do you ever feel like you're stuck between a rock and a hard place? 1.2682 0.03505 220 169 43 8
461 You're so hard to get hold of. 1.2682 0.03563 220 170 41 9
462 Well it all started with a rocky childhood... 1.2682 0.03621 220 171 39 10
463 I'm more concerned about the archery range next door. 1.2682 0.03505 220 169 43 8
464 Could you scratch my nose for me? 1.2682 0.03505 220 169 43 8
465 I have oily skin, just so you know. 1.2682 0.03678 220 172 37 11
466 The worst thing about it is, I'm just a metaphor. 1.2682 0.03734 220 173 35 12
467 You'll leave me eventually. Everyone always does. 1.2682 0.03621 220 171 39 10
468 Go ahead! I’ll try NOT to sneeze this time. 1.2682 0.03563 220 170 41 9
469 Sometimes your only choice is to step on somebody to get a head. 1.2682 0.03789 220 174 33 13
470 They call me Cliff. 1.2682 0.03445 220 168 45 7
471 I am NOT stalking you! 1.2682 0.03621 220 171 39 10
472 You don't want to know what the rope's attached to. 1.2673 0.03767 217 171 34 12
473 My genie granted my wish of having women climb on top of me. 1.2661 0.03519 218 168 42 8
474 I was hoping for Mt Rushmore... 1.2661 0.03458 218 167 44 7
475 I tried social climbing, but it petrified me. 1.2661 0.03519 218 168 42 8
476 At least it's no longer MY foot in my mouth. 1.2661 0.03458 218 167 44 7
477 I'm really between a rock and a hard place here. 1.2661 0.03807 218 173 32 13
478 Those shorts are not doing you any favors." 1.2661 0.03578 218 169 40 9
479 You promised me you wouldn't get stoned anymore. 1.2661 0.03862 218 174 30 14
480 Now will you marry me? 1.2661 0.03578 218 169 40 9
481 You should see what climbers on the other side--OUCH!--are grabbing. 1.2661 0.03637 218 170 38 10
482 If you have a minute, let me tell you about a really great timeshare. 1.2661 0.03694 218 171 36 11
483 She was caught between a rock and a hard face. 1.2661 0.03751 218 172 34 12
484 Like Trump, I'm looking for another foot to stick in my mouth. 1.2661 0.03917 218 175 28 15
485 Our problem is you're staying stationary and I'm moving up 1.2661 0.03917 218 175 28 15
486 Please tell me you're a social climber. 1.2661 0.03807 218 173 32 13
487 My wife signed me up for this support group. 1.2651 0.03726 215 169 35 11
488 Ok, I’m sorry. Can I come home? 1.2651 0.03547 215 166 41 8
489 Fly on the wall. I said I wanted to be a fly on the wall. 1.2651 0.03547 215 166 41 8
490 Someday I'll find a job where people don't walk all over me. 1.2651 0.03784 215 170 33 12
491 I'm afraid I got in over my head. 1.2651 0.03726 215 169 35 11
492 Just once, I’d like to try putting my own foot in my mouth. 1.2651 0.03668 215 168 37 10
493 Dad, you look stoned! 1.2651 0.03784 215 170 33 12
494 Man, if these walls could talk... 1.2651 0.03547 215 166 41 8
495 Just remember... the people you meet on the way up are the same people you meet on the way down 1.2642 0.03638 212 165 38 9
496 I’m not just your stepping stone 1.2642 0.03638 212 165 38 9
497 I thought you could use a head start. 1.2642 0.03699 212 166 36 10
498 I know our relationship is kind of one-sided, but if you move your foot a little to the right I might be able to perform cunnilingus. 1.2642 0.04045 212 172 24 16
499 Go on, the glass ceiling is just a step ahead! 1.2639 0.03711 216 170 35 11
500 Remember me when you're at the top. 1.2639 0.03533 216 167 41 8
501 I wouldn't. It's solid glass up there. 1.2639 0.03881 216 173 29 14
502 I misinterpreted "stepping stone" when I took this job. 1.2639 0.03769 216 171 33 12
503 Pappa was a rolling stone...mom a stalactite. 1.2639 0.03471 216 166 43 7
504 Like the others,I too was once a rolling stone. 1.2639 0.03593 216 168 39 9
505 I find you repelling, not repulsive. 1.2634 0.03738 186 143 37 6
506 Guess who's holding the other end of the rope 1.2629 0.03743 213 168 34 11
507 Jane's anxiety had finally come to a head 1.2629 0.03802 213 169 32 12
508 I have attachment issues. 1.2624 0.03750 202 158 35 9
509 The ad said, "Help women get to the top." 1.2619 0.03591 210 163 39 8
510 You call this "face time". 1.2619 0.03527 210 162 41 7
511 Once a stoner, always a stoner. 1.2619 0.03776 210 166 33 11
512 The pie-throwing contest got old 1.2619 0.03654 210 164 37 9
513 I am stuck between a rock and a hard place. 1.2619 0.03895 210 168 29 13
514 Well, I did tell you that you drive me up the wall! 1.2619 0.03591 210 163 39 8
515 I know I promised I'd be your rock,but this just isn't what I had in mind. 1.2619 0.03895 210 168 29 13
516 This is the last step of my #MeToo penance 1.2619 0.03654 210 164 37 9
517 Just tell me it's really over and you'll never see me again. 1.2619 0.03527 210 162 41 7
518 I gotta get out of customer support! 1.2619 0.03836 210 167 31 12
519 "It's just that you haven't been answering my texts." 1.2619 0.03527 210 162 41 7
520 Be careful on the rock face. 1.2619 0.03527 210 162 41 7
521 Your next step is just ahead. 1.2619 0.03716 210 165 35 10
522 I'm training to become White House Press Secretary. 1.2619 0.03654 210 164 37 9
523 This room is face climbing. The room behind me is crack climbing. 1.2619 0.03895 210 168 29 13
524 How stoned did I get last week? 1.2619 0.03836 210 167 31 12
525 I feel like you're just using me to get where you want to be. 1.2619 0.03654 210 164 37 9
526 I am just a stepping stone on the wall of life. 1.2619 0.03776 210 166 33 11
527 As if walking all over me wasn't enough. 1.2619 0.03591 210 163 39 8
528 WOW! You really are between a rock and a hard place! 1.2619 0.03654 210 164 37 9
529 If you tell me "You rock!" I will make you fall. 1.2619 0.03591 210 163 39 8
530 Would you scratch my nose? 1.2619 0.03716 210 165 35 10
531 Either I'm stoned, or you're lost. 1.2619 0.03395 210 160 45 5
532 Don't ask. 1.2619 0.03591 210 163 39 8
533 Why are you stonewalling me? 1.2619 0.03591 210 163 39 8
534 Of course I need you Karen. Without you, I've got no body. 1.2619 0.03716 210 165 35 10
535 Thanks for the support, step dad. 1.2609 0.03621 207 161 38 8
536 My name is Wallace, but most people just call me Wally. 1.2609 0.03871 207 165 30 12
537 Just what gave you the impression I'm following you around? 1.2609 0.03685 207 162 36 9
538 I know it's a trust exercise Sheila, but maybe we should consider a new relationship counselor. 1.2607 0.03639 211 165 37 9
539 It could be worse. The racquetball court is on the other side of this wall. 1.2607 0.03576 211 164 39 8
540 Never trust a discount magician. 1.2596 0.03670 208 163 36 9
541 Sorry... I'm the south face. 1.2585 0.03829 205 163 31 11
542 Mount Rushmore was full. 1.2585 0.03502 205 158 41 6
543 I'm stuck in a holding pattern. 1.2585 0.03636 205 160 37 8
544 Seriously Lucy, get a grip. 1.2585 0.03829 205 163 31 11
545 Wasn't quite what you expected when you were told you'd get a head by climbing to the top, eh? 1.2574 0.03668 202 158 36 8
546 Don't mind me, I'm just on border patrol training. 1.2574 0.03927 202 162 28 12
547 Nice legs. 1.2574 0.03600 202 157 38 7
548 Remember the little people on your way up. 1.2574 0.03531 202 156 40 6
549 There's not much to do, so a read a lot of palms. 1.2574 0.03668 202 158 36 8
550 Is this what you mean by face time? 1.2574 0.03600 202 157 38 7
551 I try to be assertive, but people just step all over me. 1.2574 0.03531 202 156 40 6
552 It’s hard for me to get over you too. 1.2574 0.03600 202 157 38 7
553 Good jobs are hard to find for us humanities majors. 1.2574 0.03800 202 160 32 10
554 I can’t speak for you, but I see this job as strictly a stepping stone. 1.2574 0.03600 202 157 38 7
555 No big story, just underemployed. 1.2574 0.03668 202 158 36 8
556 A face for radio," they told me. "Well I showed them! 1.2574 0.03388 202 154 44 4
557 But you said I need to be more supportive. 1.2574 0.03800 202 160 32 10
558 Your assistant said this was the only time available. 1.2574 0.03460 202 155 42 5
559 Just precisely how was my last comment 'off the wall'? 1.2574 0.03734 202 159 34 9
560 I noticed you haven’t responded to my tweet. 1.2574 0.03734 202 159 34 9
561 Julie I lied, I'm not a personal trainer. 1.2574 0.03734 202 159 34 9
562 As it turns out, not so different from the job I left at the White House. 1.2573 0.03621 206 161 37 8
563 Just try not to mess up my hair. 1.2573 0.03621 206 161 37 8
564 Getting stoned isn't what it used to be. 1.2573 0.03555 206 160 39 7
565 It's not so bad. Thank God for my foot fetish. 1.2573 0.03686 206 162 35 9
566 My father wants me to learn all facets of the business before I take over. Next week I'm a bowling ball. 1.2573 0.03749 206 163 33 10
567 Well, it's much safer than my last job at the bowling alley. 1.2573 0.03419 206 158 43 5
568 Oh, I've been stepped on all my life... 1.2550 0.03751 200 158 33 9
569 it seemed the only way for me to get face time with you 1.2550 0.03614 200 156 37 7
570 I’ve hit a wall in my career. 1.2550 0.03683 200 157 35 8
571 Would you have a Kleenex? 1.2550 0.03614 200 156 37 7
572 Remember me when you get to the top. 1.2550 0.03883 200 160 29 11
573 Why haven't you been returning my calls? 1.2550 0.03614 200 156 37 7
574 Could you give my nose a little scratch on the way up, please? 1.2550 0.03544 200 155 39 6
575 The worst part is squeezing your head through the hole. 1.2538 0.03645 197 154 36 7
576 Babe, I don’t see why your therapist recommended this activity for us.” 1.2538 0.03574 197 153 38 6
577 I see you're still trying to get over me. 1.2538 0.03853 197 157 30 10
578 I am doing my best to squeeze in a little face time! 1.2538 0.03645 197 154 36 7
579 I started as a social climber, too, but before I knew it I got sucked in. 1.2538 0.03853 197 157 30 10
580 This side's not as bad as dart range next door. 1.2538 0.03785 197 156 32 9
581 Remember how your membership included a free face lift? 1.2538 0.03716 197 155 34 8
582 It’s OK - everyone steps on me on their way up. 1.2538 0.03919 197 158 28 11
583 If I let you step on my head, will you have coffee with me? 1.2538 0.03785 197 156 32 9
584 You think THIS is bad? Talk to the guy at the bottom who's in the Head Start program! 1.2538 0.03785 197 156 32 9
585 My last job was a speed bump in the parking lot. 1.2538 0.03716 197 155 34 8
586 I answered an ad for “career with climbing potential.” 1.2538 0.03574 197 153 38 6
587 Oh, hi Mark 1.2525 0.03835 198 158 30 10
588 Congratulations, you're between a rock and hard face. 1.2513 0.03732 195 154 33 8
589 Daaady! You are so overprotective! 1.2513 0.03871 195 156 29 10
590 Sure. Since your generation grew up on Ayn Rand you think it's ok to step on anyone to get to the top. 1.2513 0.03513 195 151 39 5
591 I really wish I could lend you a hand. 1.2513 0.03939 195 157 27 11
592 Yes, it hurt coming down as well. 1.2513 0.03660 195 153 35 7
593 Truthfully, sometimes I feel stuck, like life is passing me by. 1.2513 0.03660 195 153 35 7
594 This is nothing. I think my ass is in a bowling alley. 1.2513 0.03939 195 157 27 11
595 It pays well and women seem to love it. 1.2513 0.03513 195 151 39 5
596 Marry me, Beth! 1.2513 0.03802 195 155 31 9
597 They promised me there would be room at the top... 1.2513 0.03732 195 154 33 8
598 Don't worry, it's my atonement for #metoo infractions. 1.2513 0.03732 195 154 33 8
599 It was either this or a position in Trump's cabinet. 1.2513 0.04071 195 159 23 13
600 Watch out for the glass ceiling. 1.2513 0.03660 195 153 35 7
601 I'm supposed to help you face your fears. 1.2513 0.03587 195 152 37 6
602 Welcome to the gig economy. 1.2513 0.03802 195 155 31 9
603 You can call me Norman... Norman Rockwall. 1.2513 0.03732 195 154 33 8
604 Your mom said we might need some face time. 1.2513 0.03732 195 154 33 8
605 My therapist says at least I’m not rock bottom 1.2513 0.03587 195 152 37 6
606 Yeah , but I get dental ! 1.2513 0.03871 195 156 29 10
607 This was a bad day for me to get stoned... 1.2513 0.03939 195 157 27 11
608 I thought they meant face time 1.2513 0.03470 199 154 40 5
609 This isn't the kind of memorial I had in mind 1.2500 0.03837 192 153 30 9
610 I used to work on Wall Street. 1.2500 0.03692 192 151 34 7
611 Hi, I'ld like to tell you about our special offer for gym memberships. 1.2500 0.03618 192 150 36 6
612 You wanted a heads-up? I'm giving you a heads-up. 1.2500 0.03618 192 150 36 6
613 Here I am, yet again, letting you climb all over me! 1.2500 0.03837 192 153 30 9
614 My boss said he could really use a head like mine in the busienss. 1.2500 0.03692 192 151 34 7
615 Step here if you want to get a head. 1.2500 0.03908 192 154 28 10
616 They said if I get my hours in, pretty soon I'll be at the top 1.2500 0.03542 192 149 38 5
617 It’s better than being the harness. 1.2500 0.03837 192 153 30 9
618 Well, you said you wanted to climb a rock face. 1.2500 0.03837 192 153 30 9
619 I couldn't climb all the way up the corporate ladder -- so I quit while I was a head. 1.2500 0.04397 136 107 24 5
620 Dad, this checking on me as gone to far. 1.2500 0.03618 192 150 36 6
621 When I asked for a head start this is NOT what I meant. 1.2500 0.03618 192 150 36 6
622 It’s true, I’ve been seeing other people. 1.2500 0.03766 192 152 32 8
623 But what I really want to do is direct. 1.2500 0.03837 192 153 30 9
624 Be kind. You'll meet me again on the way down. 1.2474 0.03632 190 149 35 6
625 Don't worry. I put my foot in my mouth all the time. 1.2474 0.03708 190 150 33 7
626 Stephanie, your shoe is untied. 1.2474 0.03555 190 148 37 5
627 When “build the wall” turns into Facebook. 1.2474 0.03997 190 154 25 11
628 Watch out! I'm going to sneeze. 1.2474 0.03632 190 149 35 6
629 I should never have talked to that headhunter. 1.2474 0.03782 190 151 31 8
630 I just want to be part of your journey. 1.2474 0.03855 190 152 29 9
631 They told me I'd be in a high-level position. 1.2474 0.03782 190 151 31 8
632 I like this better than having baseballs thrown at my head. 1.2474 0.03555 190 148 37 5
633 I know you've moved on, but step on me for old time's sake. 1.2474 0.03782 190 151 31 8
634 Do you have a Kleenex? 1.2474 0.03708 190 150 33 7
635 There’ve been cutbacks in my witness protection program. 1.2474 0.03555 190 148 37 5
636 On the other side of this wall is a batting cage.” 1.2474 0.03708 190 150 33 7
637 Like, could you open your mouth a LITTLE wider, puhleese? 1.2474 0.03997 190 154 25 11
638 Trump promised to make me head of his wall commission 1.2474 0.03782 190 151 31 8
639 I'm trying to be supportive. 1.2474 0.03555 190 148 37 5
640 Careful. The walls have ears. And faces. 1.2474 0.03782 190 151 31 8
641 It's better than working in the White House. 1.2474 0.03997 190 154 25 11
642 Look - we can't all be on Mount Rushmore. 1.2474 0.03632 190 149 35 6
643 Beats driving Uber. 1.2474 0.03782 190 151 31 8
644 Dad...? 1.2474 0.03708 190 150 33 7
645 What can I say? It's a gig economy. 1.2461 0.03765 191 152 31 8
646 I forgot to tell you that I am a wallflower, too--of sorts. 1.2461 0.03765 191 152 31 8
647 Help me. Please...help me. 1.2461 0.04114 191 157 21 13
648 My boss said I had the most chiseled features. 1.2461 0.03615 191 150 35 6
649 Wow! This must be the North Face I hear about. 1.2461 0.03837 191 153 29 9
650 This is not what I had in mind when I wished for women to climb all over me. 1.2461 0.03460 191 148 39 4
651 Someday I hope to make it to Mt Rushmore. 1.2461 0.03978 191 155 25 11
652 'A couple of pounds,' my ass. 1.2461 0.03908 191 154 27 10
653 It's not controlling - I just worry about you, that's all." 1.2460 0.03817 187 149 30 8
654 Look, before you make your next move, we really ought to know each other better.... 1.2460 0.03817 187 149 30 8
655 You think this is bad, you should see what they're using me for on the other side of this wall! 1.2460 0.03664 187 147 34 6
656 I used to be a rung on the corporate ladder until I propositioned the boss's daughter at the company picnic. 1.2460 0.03817 187 149 30 8
657 I have a rock tile dysfunction. 1.2460 0.03892 187 150 28 9
658 Jimmy,Jimmy Hoffa! 1.2447 0.03946 188 152 26 10
659 Please tell me you washed your hands? 1.2447 0.03724 188 149 32 7
660 ...When all of the sudden, a mountain goat shot me with a hunting rifle and mounted my head to the wall. 1.2432 0.04130 185 152 21 12
661 Go ahead, I'm used to it. 1.2432 0.03835 185 148 29 8
662 I used to be a face in a crowd... 1.2432 0.03597 185 145 35 5
663 They wanted a less imposing rock face. 1.2432 0.03757 185 147 31 7
664 Funny. I always saw myself as more of a doormat when it came to relationships. 1.2432 0.03597 185 145 35 5
665 Remember who helped you get to the top. 1.2432 0.03597 185 145 35 5
666 Stepping stone position, they said. 1.2432 0.03597 185 145 35 5
667 Is this your dream or my dream? 1.2432 0.03911 185 149 27 9
668 I want to be your rock but it's hard when I feel stepped on all the time. 1.2432 0.03597 185 145 35 5
669 Would you like to renew your gym membership, Karen? 1.2432 0.03911 185 149 27 9
670 Trust me, being stuck between two rocks is just as bad. 1.2432 0.03911 185 149 27 9
671 John, it's over, let go. 1.2432 0.03835 185 148 29 8
672 You said you were having trouble getting a hold of me! 1.2432 0.03757 185 147 31 7
673 Pardon me, you’re not wearing crampons are you? 1.2432 0.03757 185 147 31 7
674 Would you please, please scratch my nose? 1.2432 0.03597 185 145 35 5
675 I used to wonder what it felt like being stuck between a rock and a hard place... 1.2432 0.03597 185 145 35 5
676 I preferred the therapy where you metaphorically walked all over me. 1.2432 0.03678 185 146 33 6
677 I thought it would be a stepping stone FOR my career, not AS. 1.2419 0.03498 186 145 37 4
678 I should have told the genie I wanted to look like “Dwayne Johnson” 1.2419 0.03739 186 148 31 7
679 I'm here as a reminder that you can get to the top without stepping on people. 1.2419 0.03739 186 148 31 7
680 Watch out I used the slick hair jell this morning 1.2419 0.03739 186 148 31 7
681 Oh, you're a social climber too? 1.2419 0.03739 186 148 31 7
682 You know what term I really hate these days? Step on it. 1.2419 0.03739 186 148 31 7
683 My therapist says this will be good way to meet new people while also confronting my extreme fear of heights 1.2419 0.03661 186 147 33 6
684 And the worst thing is, I'm afraid of heights 1.2419 0.03414 186 144 39 3
685 Uh, please be extra careful. That's not a rock you're standing on. 1.2419 0.04038 186 152 23 11
686 That's the last time I get stoned. 1.2418 0.03792 182 145 30 7
687 I knew it! To you, I've always been just a stepping stone! 1.2418 0.03871 182 146 28 8
688 Hooking up with a sculptor was a bad idea. 1.2418 0.03792 182 145 30 7
689 This chapter in my life is going to have many footnotes. 1.2418 0.03711 182 144 32 6
690 This gym is great, just make sure you're current on your membership dues. 1.2418 0.03949 182 147 26 9
691 I’m feeling a little rocky. 1.2418 0.03949 182 147 26 9
692 This is one internship I would recommend avoiding. 1.2418 0.03628 182 143 34 5
693 ...they told me they were looking for someone with a good head for climbing! 1.2418 0.03871 182 146 28 8
694 May I suggest you skip the "Extreme Trampoline" course in the next room? 1.2418 0.03871 182 146 28 8
695 I have a face that repels people ! 1.2418 0.03628 182 143 34 5
696 No Joe. I told you a hundred times NO! 1.2418 0.03871 182 146 28 8
697 Pro tip: If the judge asks you if you want to take advantage of the court's 'alternative sentencing' program, just say no. 1.2418 0.03871 182 146 28 8
698 I'm sorry but I can't even offer you emotional support. 1.2418 0.03871 182 146 28 8
699 Why aren't you returning my calls? I miss you 1.2418 0.03949 182 147 26 9
700 It's a painful but rather simple story. The rest of me is in the handball court. 1.2418 0.03792 182 145 30 7
701 Leave Escher's Gym while you can. 1.2418 0.03628 182 143 34 5
702 While I'd rather you didn't step on my head, where you are stepping now is even worse 1.2418 0.03949 182 147 26 9
703 I'm sorry I haven't called.... 1.2418 0.03949 182 147 26 9
704 Sorry about the hair gel, it's my first day. 1.2418 0.03628 182 143 34 5
705 I hate having to work for scale. 1.2418 0.03871 182 146 28 8
706 My therapist says I need to stop letting people step all over me. 1.2418 0.04025 182 148 24 10
707 Alice, please take me back. I'll do anything... 1.2418 0.03792 182 145 30 7
708 This could be tricky, there's gel in my hair. 1.2418 0.03711 182 144 32 6
709 Well this embarrassing, I guess you aren't cheating. 1.2418 0.03711 182 144 32 6
710 It was this or we had to close for the day. 1.2418 0.03871 182 146 28 8
711 I'm a big Pink Floyd fan 1.2418 0.03949 182 147 26 9
712 Kevin, this isn’t what I meant when I said you should be bolder. 1.2418 0.03871 182 146 28 8
713 If you think this is strange - do not use the toilets. 1.2418 0.04025 182 148 24 10
714 Why the stone face? We both know I was just a social climber! 1.2418 0.04025 182 148 24 10
715 This is a first: Your foot in my mouth. 1.2418 0.03628 182 143 34 5
716 I don't stick my neck out for just anyone. 1.2418 0.03711 182 144 32 6
717 It still beats working at Walmart 1.2418 0.03871 182 146 28 8
718 I meant I would EMOTIONALLY support you 1.2418 0.03949 182 147 26 9
719 I was warned about you. You use a greasy hair balm. Luckily I am using climbing spikes. 1.2418 0.04100 182 149 22 11
720 I'm starting to wish I'd interned at the pool this summer. 1.2418 0.03871 182 146 28 8
721 It’s fine, women are rappelled by my face all the time. 1.2418 0.04025 182 148 24 10
722 I hope you'll remember me when you make it to the top. 1.2418 0.03792 182 145 30 7
723 My psychiatrist says I rappel anyone who gets close to me. 1.2418 0.03792 182 145 30 7
724 Hi, I'm Timmy. They made ME replace the stone I broke! 1.2418 0.03871 182 146 28 8
725 You never explained why you find me rappelling... 1.2418 0.03792 182 145 30 7
726 You may regret that step - I know I did. 1.2418 0.03792 182 145 30 7
727 I just got one of those faces, you know? 1.2418 0.03949 182 147 26 9
728 Turn around and go back down now. Trust me. 1.2418 0.03949 182 147 26 9
729 Your shoelace is untied. 1.2418 0.03792 182 145 30 7
730 Please, don't…my last girlfriend walked all over me. 1.2418 0.03871 182 146 28 8
731 As first dates go, I've had worse. 1.2389 0.03642 180 142 33 5
732 I always knew you'd step on me to get ahead. 1.2389 0.03642 180 142 33 5
733 They need to come up with a better punishment for not wiping down the equipment after you're done. 1.2389 0.03808 180 144 29 7
734 Who's the jerk who wrote his name on the wall? 1.2389 0.03889 180 145 27 8
735 My mother always told me this would happen if I took too many selfies. 1.2389 0.04045 180 147 23 10
736 Or, we could just hang out. 1.2389 0.03726 180 143 31 6
737 Men with stone faces shouldn't be taken for granite 1.2389 0.03968 180 146 25 9
738 I'm starting to suspect that five extra points on the psych midterm aren't really worth it. 1.2389 0.03726 180 143 31 6
739 Pay your gym membership! Pay your gym membership! 1.2389 0.03808 180 144 29 7
740 This isn't what I meant when I said we should do more things together. 1.2389 0.03642 180 142 33 5
741 I’m glad you’re enjoying the rock climbing sweetie, but the zip line room on the other side didn’t really work out for me. Can we go home now? 1.2389 0.03889 180 145 27 8
742 Yeah, you're right, it's me--Prometheus. Zeus felt the whole eagle eating my liver for eternity needed an update. 1.2389 0.03726 180 143 31 6
743 “My best quality? I'm very headstrong.” 1.2373 0.03927 177 143 26 8
744 I still haven’t figured out what to do with my hands. 1.2373 0.03844 177 142 28 7
745 Mount Rushmore was all filled up. 1.2373 0.04008 177 144 24 9
746 I've always wanted to be a rock star, but this is not what I had in mind. 1.2373 0.03927 177 143 26 8
747 I figured this was the only way to get face time with you, Marcia. 1.2373 0.03673 177 140 32 5
748 Look, I know what you're thinking but the pay's amazing 1.2373 0.03844 177 142 28 7
749 I'm sorry, I should've warned you I'm a social climber. 1.2373 0.03760 177 141 30 6
750 Sometimes, it's best to take the road less traveled... 1.2373 0.03760 177 141 30 6
751 The ad promised uplifting work. 1.2373 0.03844 177 142 28 7
752 They said it would be a stepping stone to corporate. 1.2373 0.03401 177 137 38 2
753 Holly. Go lightly! 1.2373 0.03844 177 142 28 7
754 I'll always be your rock, Susan. 1.2373 0.03585 177 139 34 4
755 Hi, we've been trying to reach you- our gym is making some updates to our privacy policy. 1.2373 0.03760 177 141 30 6
756 Best advice? Never try to see what’s on the other side of the wall.. 1.2373 0.03673 177 140 32 5
757 Please, don’t put your foot in my mouth! 1.2373 0.04165 177 146 20 11
758 The benefits aren't great but the position is rock solid. 1.2373 0.03927 177 143 26 8
759 It's O.K., I'm used to being stepped on." 1.2373 0.04008 177 144 24 9
760 Sadly, people are always stepping all over me on their climb to the top. 1.2373 0.04008 177 144 24 9
761 Well, here I actually get paid for letting people climb over me to reach the top. 1.2373 0.03494 177 138 36 3
762 It's so much more humiliating when it's someone else putting a foot in my mouth. 1.2373 0.03927 177 143 26 8
763 Don't ask. Just keep climbing. 1.2373 0.03673 177 140 32 5
764 My advice is never try to get in here with a guest pass. 1.2373 0.03760 177 141 30 6
765 So, do you come here often? 1.2373 0.03844 177 142 28 7
766 I’m unattached. How about you? 1.2373 0.03760 177 141 30 6
767 I get medical and dental benefits so I guess I can't complain. 1.2373 0.03927 177 143 26 8
768 Yeah, a lot of people see a face in the rock. 1.2373 0.03673 177 140 32 5
769 Nothing from outside on the bottom of those indoor shoes right?! 1.2373 0.03673 177 140 32 5
770 I thought this was the pie-in-the-face booth. 1.2373 0.03760 177 141 30 6
771 Its a twelve step programme. Looks like you only made it to eight, huh? 1.2373 0.04008 177 144 24 9
772 The alternate universe wasn't really working out for me. 1.2373 0.03844 177 142 28 7
773 A little head" - that was my third wish 1.2356 0.03966 174 141 25 8
774 Be careful who you step on on your way up... 1.2356 0.03706 174 138 31 5
775 It's good to see a fresh face again. As you can see, I'm surrounded by nothing but bellybuttons. 1.2356 0.03881 174 140 27 7
776 This is the deal to get out of the membership contract. 1.2356 0.04049 174 142 23 9
777 I'm finding out that this is not the best way for me to meet other climbers. 1.2356 0.03794 174 139 29 6
778 George, please open your mouth. I need a step. 1.2356 0.03881 174 140 27 7
779 I've already been promoted twice. 1.2356 0.03615 174 137 33 4
780 They told me this job would be a step up. 1.2356 0.03706 174 138 31 5
781 It’s a gig economy. 1.2356 0.03881 174 140 27 7
782 I was chanting along with the crowd at a Trump rally and ... beware what you ask for. 1.2356 0.03881 174 140 27 7
783 When you asked if I wanted to hang out, I didn't know you meant literally. 1.2356 0.03881 174 140 27 7
784 The recruiter said this would be a stepping stone to a higher position. 1.2356 0.03881 174 140 27 7
785 I don't mean to sound forward... but did you wash your hands? 1.2356 0.03881 174 140 27 7
786 Never trust a genie 1.2356 0.04130 174 143 21 10
787 Why the hell aren't you screaming? I'm a living head impaled on a wall! 1.2356 0.03881 174 140 27 7
788 I'll be your rock 1.2356 0.04130 174 143 21 10
789 When I wished to become a real boy, I should've been more specific. 1.2326 0.03985 172 140 24 8
790 So this is what you meant by rock and a hard place. 1.2326 0.03898 172 139 26 7
791 This must be The North Face. 1.2326 0.04069 172 141 22 9
792 I don't mind. I have a foot fetish. 1.2326 0.03985 172 140 24 8
793 So this isn’t the main entrance? 1.2326 0.03627 172 136 32 4
794 Talk about facing my fears 1.2326 0.04069 172 141 22 9
795 I’m just stuck between a rock and a hard place 1.2326 0.03810 172 138 28 6
796 I would suggest more of an all-around climbing shoe. 1.2326 0.03810 172 138 28 6
797 Remember? As your life coach I promised to help you scale the heights.... 1.2326 0.03810 172 138 28 6
798 You said you wanted me to be more supportive. 1.2326 0.03720 172 137 30 5
799 You're going places, but I'm looking for someone who isn't clingy 1.2326 0.03898 172 139 26 7
800 Aw it's not as bad as what's on the other side. 1.2326 0.03810 172 138 28 6
801 Steve, I am not having an affair. 1.2326 0.03898 172 139 26 7
802 I needed to get your attention. 1.2326 0.03810 172 138 28 6
803 My parents wanted me to be a doctor. 1.2326 0.04069 172 141 22 9
804 Go ahead, step on me, everyone else does. 1.2326 0.03898 172 139 26 7
805 Don't you find these couple's therapy sessions humiliating? 1.2326 0.03810 172 138 28 6
806 Will you remember me when you are at the top?! 1.2326 0.03720 172 137 30 5
807 Sharon finally understood why they called it a climbing Jim 1.2326 0.03720 172 137 30 5
808 I thought you could use some mansplaining about climbing. 1.2326 0.04069 172 141 22 9
809 I don't have another facelift in me today. 1.2326 0.03810 172 138 28 6
810 They're playing whack-a-mole on the other side. 1.2326 0.03810 172 138 28 6
811 I'll definitely say 'no' the next time someone asks me if I want to get stoned. 1.2326 0.03720 172 137 30 5
812 Hey, I'm not your stepping stone. 1.2326 0.03720 172 137 30 5
813 I sure miss the old dunk tank. 1.2308 0.03846 169 136 27 6
814 I’ve been drawn to scale. 1.2308 0.04112 169 139 21 9
815 It was this or just keep texting you. 1.2308 0.03658 169 134 31 4
816 This is the stupidest crap I've ever seen. What am I, in a stupid New Yorker Cartoon contest? 1.2308 0.04025 169 138 23 8
817 But her emails! 1.2294 0.03916 170 138 25 7
818 So...you hang out here often? 1.2275 0.03671 167 133 30 4
819 My therapist says I have to stop letting people treat me like a doormat. I can't wait to report my progress. 1.2275 0.03768 167 134 28 5
820 I'm tired of people stepping all over me. 1.2262 0.04023 168 138 22 8
821 Emily was always trying to get a leg up on Jason 1.2262 0.04023 168 138 22 8
822 Could you do me a favor on your way up--scratch my nose? 1.2262 0.03748 168 135 28 5
823 You’re about to remind me of my wife. 1.2262 0.03748 168 135 28 5
824 I made a new year's resolution to be a little bolder 1.2262 0.03842 168 136 26 6
825 You’re the one clinging. I’m just trying to be involved. 1.2262 0.03842 168 136 26 6
826 Even after repurposing, the Confederate monuments remained occasionally hard to handle. 1.2262 0.04023 168 138 22 8
827 Actually, you don’t need to step on me to get ahead. 1.2262 0.03748 168 135 28 5
828 I just got promoted from door mat. 1.2262 0.03748 168 135 28 5
829 Yes, I agree. It’s a pretty obvious metaphor. 1.2262 0.03748 168 135 28 5
830 I didn't meet my sales target last month. 1.2262 0.03748 168 135 28 5
831 I hate to tell you what you stepped on. 1.2262 0.04023 168 138 22 8
832 The third rock from the top is a trap. 1.2262 0.03842 168 136 26 6
833 So he asked me, now that you’re a big success, how would you like to support others in their climb to the top? 1.2262 0.03651 168 134 30 4
834 And for my last wish, and this is where I really messed up,... 1.2262 0.03451 168 132 34 2
835 As a small business owner,I have to fill in whenever necessary. 1.2262 0.03451 168 132 34 2
836 Honestly, this side is the less painful one. 1.2262 0.03933 168 137 24 7
837 To you I'm just a stepping stone. 1.2262 0.04023 168 138 22 8
838 Let me show you how supportive, I can be! 1.2262 0.04023 168 138 22 8
839 Looking for someone who thinks outside the box? 1.2262 0.03748 168 135 28 5
840 *sigh* ...Go on, Karen. I support you. 1.2262 0.03346 168 131 36 1
841 The ad said,”hang out with athletic women”. 1.2262 0.03748 168 135 28 5
842 Gimme a break! I'm up against a wall! 1.2262 0.03842 168 136 26 6
843 You could've broken up with me over the phone, you know. 1.2262 0.03842 168 136 26 6
844 For next year's fair, I will insist on the kissing booth. 1.2262 0.03933 168 137 24 7
845 I am the lesser known, yet equally damned, brother to Sisyphus... 1.2262 0.03748 168 135 28 5
846 Careful! Those aren't rocks! 1.2262 0.03842 168 136 26 6
847 There was this hole in the wall and - could you call 911? 1.2262 0.03552 168 133 32 3
848 It's better than being chained to a rock and having eagles eat your liver every day, I guess. 1.2262 0.04023 168 138 22 8
849 I'd love a hand. 1.2262 0.03552 168 133 32 3
850 It's OK to step on my face. The other side is an archery range. 1.2262 0.03933 168 137 24 7
851 Why won't you return my calls? 1.2262 0.03933 168 137 24 7
852 Last day on the job, I've been headhunted. 1.2262 0.03842 168 136 26 6
853 Can you scratch my nose? 1.2262 0.03933 168 137 24 7
854 My mother’s dying wish was that I put my hard headedness to good use. 1.2262 0.04111 168 139 20 9
855 Arne Duncan? It’s me! Betsy! Betsy De Vos! 1.2262 0.04023 168 138 22 8
856 Yes, I hit the wall and I have been stuck ever since. 1.2262 0.03842 168 136 26 6
857 Ay-ay-ay-ay-ay-I’m not your (sing it with me!) steppin’ stone. 1.2262 0.03748 168 135 28 5
858 So, you ended up on Facewall instead of Facebook. 1.2262 0.03842 168 136 26 6
859 And your foot's on my liver. 1.2262 0.03933 168 137 24 7
860 Two-for-one special today ma’am: Rock Climbing and Creep Show. 1.2262 0.03933 168 137 24 7
861 You’re driving me up a wall! 1.2262 0.03842 168 136 26 6
862 OMG! Stepping on my Ex’s face is an unexpected bonus! 1.2262 0.03933 168 137 24 7
863 And you think you're between a rock and a hard place.... 1.2262 0.03933 168 137 24 7
864 As close to Mt Rushmore as Trump will get. 1.2262 0.04023 168 138 22 8
865 Try the South Face for a better view 1.2262 0.03552 168 133 32 3
866 Jenny — I’m tired of being used as a stepping stone on your way to the top! 1.2262 0.04023 168 138 22 8
867 This is my punishment for telling a climber she had gneiss gams. 1.2262 0.04023 168 138 22 8
868 I hope you read the fine print on the waiver. 1.2262 0.03933 168 137 24 7
869 Next time, try the north face. 1.2262 0.04196 168 140 18 10
870 Hay, its my step dad! 1.2256 0.03803 164 132 27 5
871 So I told this Genie, "For my last wish, I want to become the face of modern rock climbing." 1.2256 0.03703 164 131 29 4
872 Can't you ever give me any "me" time? 1.2256 0.03900 164 133 25 6
873 I'm with support staff... 1.2256 0.03900 164 133 25 6
874 If you FAIL the wall, you ARE the wall. 1.2256 0.04087 164 135 21 8
875 Yeah, I'm Rock. So what? 1.2256 0.03900 164 133 25 6
876 I just don't feel like I can give you the support you need. 1.2256 0.03703 164 131 29 4
877 I didn't pay my membership fee on time. 1.2256 0.03803 164 132 27 5
878 Who told you my head wasn’t screwed on right? 1.2256 0.03803 164 132 27 5
879 Go ahead. All the interns have to do this. 1.2256 0.03803 164 132 27 5
880 We could all use a face lift. 1.2256 0.03994 164 134 23 7
881 .....so...who paid for the wall? 1.2256 0.03803 164 132 27 5
882 They'll never believe it when we tell them how we met. 1.2256 0.03994 164 134 23 7
883 Watch out for the bald guy,he bites. 1.2256 0.03803 164 132 27 5
884 Oh, there you are. I wondered why you never called. 1.2256 0.03900 164 133 25 6
885 At the risk of seeming desperate,are you sure you won’t marry me? 1.2256 0.03703 164 131 29 4
886 Please step lightly. 1.2256 0.03900 164 133 25 6
887 Debi would regret her decision to climb the Comey Wall at Trump Towers. 1.2256 0.03803 164 132 27 5
888 Yes, I know, but I get paid thirty dollars an hour until they find the missing rock. 1.2256 0.03900 164 133 25 6
889 You said you’d support me. 1.2256 0.03803 164 132 27 5
890 Read the fine print of your membership. 1.2256 0.03803 164 132 27 5
891 My office is on the other side of this wall. Do you think you could keep the noise down? 1.2256 0.03600 164 130 31 3
892 This rock face is challenging. 1.2256 0.03994 164 134 23 7
893 I'm living proof that if you want to get a head and go up in the world, let no body hold you back. 1.2256 0.04087 164 135 21 8
894 Am I crazy for feeling like you're just using me to get to the top? 1.2256 0.03703 164 131 29 4
895 Careful, lady—around here, a slip of the tongue can be fatal. 1.2256 0.03803 164 132 27 5
896 People have been climbing over me to get to the top for so long, I just decided to formalize it... 1.2256 0.04087 164 135 21 8
897 This is my resting rock face. 1.2256 0.03600 164 130 31 3
898 Well, you wouldn't answer my texts or phone calls . 1.2256 0.03900 164 133 25 6
899 Susan! For the last time, will you marry me? 1.2256 0.04178 164 136 19 9
900 I'm head under heels in love. 1.2256 0.03900 164 133 25 6
901 They're now offering social climbing, too. 1.2256 0.03803 164 132 27 5
902 Just do it. But please don't yell 'in your face!' 1.2256 0.03900 164 133 25 6
903 I told you I have a good head for business. 1.2256 0.03803 164 132 27 5
904 No pulling the hair, grabbing the nose, and sticking a foot in my mouth. 1.2256 0.03803 164 132 27 5
905 Can you come down on the back side? My arm itches. 1.2256 0.03803 164 132 27 5
906 I first tried texting you, then I tried calling you, and I even tried emailing you. 1.2256 0.03703 164 131 29 4
907 You're probably wondering why I asked you here 1.2256 0.03600 164 130 31 3
908 Don't you think my "me too" punishment is a bit severe? 1.2242 0.03476 165 130 33 2
909 Linda usually preferred face climbing alone 1.2242 0.04064 165 136 21 8
910 I hope you aren't wearing cleats. 1.2242 0.03878 165 134 25 6
911 You know there are other ways for women to get ahead, don't you? 1.2242 0.03782 165 133 27 5
912 It's a fifth floor climb-up, but the views are lovely. 1.2242 0.03878 165 134 25 6
913 The boss promised me this would be a step up.... 1.2236 0.03736 161 129 28 4
914 Don't worry, I'm not falling for you. 1.2236 0.03938 161 131 24 6
915 Not the chalk. NOT the chalk! 1.2236 0.03938 161 131 24 6
916 Hey! You must be the North Face everyone talks about. 1.2236 0.03838 161 130 26 5
917 Why is our love always on the rocks ? 1.2236 0.04035 161 132 22 7
918 Go ahead and use me. I've always been a stepping stone for social climbers. 1.2236 0.04131 161 133 20 8
919 No matter where I go, there you are, looking at my boobs 1.2236 0.04035 161 132 22 7
920 Face it...everyone walks all over me! 1.2236 0.03938 161 131 24 6
921 Only the kiss of a beautiful virgin can break the spell--it's been more than ten years now. 1.2236 0.03938 161 131 24 6
922 I asked for a temp gig with upward mobility 1.2236 0.03838 161 130 26 5
923 Just remember to be nice to those you meet on your way up. 1.2236 0.03522 161 127 32 2
924 So, I guess you just see me as a stepping stone... 1.2236 0.03522 161 127 32 2
925 No, North Face is on the other wall, I’m Pat Egonia. 1.2236 0.03938 161 131 24 6
926 I'm stuck between a rock and a hard face. 1.2236 0.03736 161 129 28 4
927 You've reached the widow's peak. 1.2236 0.04223 161 134 18 9
928 Please tell your boyfriend to put some pants on before he starts climbing. 1.2236 0.03938 161 131 24 6
929 Daddy? What're you doing here? 1.2236 0.04223 161 134 18 9
930 Let me give you a tip. Don't say anything bad about Trump on Twitter. 1.2236 0.04314 161 135 16 10
931 I dont understand when you say I don't give you any space 1.2236 0.03736 161 129 28 4
932 And you thought you could hide from me! 1.2236 0.03838 161 130 26 5
933 The wall of mansplainers 1.2236 0.03838 161 130 26 5
934 I'm no longer worried about putting my foot in my mouth. 1.2236 0.03938 161 131 24 6
935 When I said I wanted to be part of the building of the wall, this wasn't my personal vision. 1.2236 0.03938 161 131 24 6
936 I find this rock face rappelling! 1.2236 0.04131 161 133 20 8
937 An internship at the climbing gym, they said. Spend a lot of time on the wall, they said... 1.2236 0.03838 161 130 26 5
938 Can you itch my nose please? 1.2236 0.03522 161 127 32 2
939 I hate to admit this but you should avoid me at all costs. 1.2236 0.04223 161 134 18 9
940 I can't help but feel like this relationship is a stepping-stone for you. 1.2236 0.03838 161 130 26 5
941 Stuck as a rock in a hard place 1.2236 0.04035 161 132 22 7
942 Thanks for dropping into the Rockwall exhibit. I’m Norman... 1.2236 0.04131 161 133 20 8
943 Not to worry. I'm used to having people walk all over me. 1.2236 0.03938 161 131 24 6
944 As long as your shoes are soft go ahead, it happens all the time. 1.2236 0.04035 161 132 22 7
945 I was told they had an opening that would be easy to fill. 1.2236 0.03838 161 130 26 5
946 I'm not sure I'm ready to take this relationship to the next step. 1.2236 0.03838 161 130 26 5
947 Well Mary, it looks like you have been searching the internet for new lipstick and makeup. Would you like to look at our offers while you're up here? 1.2236 0.04223 161 134 18 9
948 Well, I guess this is a step up from being walked all over. 1.2236 0.03838 161 130 26 5
949 My friends always warned me that you were a social climber! 1.2236 0.03838 161 130 26 5
950 Dad, you always said you'd be there when I needed you. 1.2236 0.03410 161 126 34 1
951 I just wanna let you know, I'm going to enjoy this. 1.2236 0.03838 161 130 26 5
952 Until now I've never stepped on anyone on the way to the top. 1.2236 0.04035 161 132 22 7
953 I think of this as just a stepping stone to something bigger. 1.2236 0.04035 161 132 22 7
954 Lady, take it from me: if you have to choose between a rock and hard place, definitely go with the latter. 1.2236 0.03938 161 131 24 6
955 I'm the face of obstacles to women reaching the top 1.2236 0.04035 161 132 22 7
956 So that’s what they meant by a partial membership. 1.2236 0.03938 161 131 24 6
957 Jennifer was naive to think that climbing would help her get over Rocco. 1.2236 0.03630 161 128 30 3
958 It was the only way my Dad could get Mexico to pay for a wall. 1.2236 0.04035 161 132 22 7
959 The sign on the other side said, ‘Look here to inspire women climb to great heights.’ 1.2236 0.03838 161 130 26 5
960 This job has its ups and downs. 1.2236 0.03938 161 131 24 6
961 This isn't what I had in mind when I asked for a job where I could help support people 1.2236 0.03838 161 130 26 5
962 I'm Rocky. Nice to meet you. 1.2236 0.03938 161 131 24 6
963 Believe me, you do NOT want to go up the the other side of this wall... 1.2236 0.04131 161 133 20 8
964 Tread softly please. I was President Trump’s secretary and tried to delay the building of the wall at our southern border. He found out, so he sent me here. 1.2236 0.04223 161 134 18 9
965 This wasn't quite what I had in mind when I agreed to volunteer at the rock gym 1.2236 0.04035 161 132 22 7
966 I just feel used. 1.2236 0.04035 161 132 22 7
967 Finally some who didn’t say “Heads up!”, 1.2236 0.03736 161 129 28 4
968 This is a requirement of the new embedded journalism degree. 1.2236 0.04131 161 133 20 8
969 You should see what the rest of me is being used for. 1.2236 0.04223 161 134 18 9
970 Don't worry. Women have used me as a stepping stone my entire life. 1.2236 0.03522 161 127 32 2
971 I told you I can be supportive. 1.2236 0.03630 161 128 30 3
972 Don't feel bad. I'm used to being a stepping stone for women on the way up. 1.2236 0.03522 161 127 32 2
973 Anyway, then the genii said "do you really want your wish to be 'Give me a promotion to just a few steps from the top?' " 1.2236 0.03838 161 130 26 5
974 This is actually a step up from my last position 1.2236 0.03736 161 129 28 4
975 It's not easy hanging onto this job. 1.2236 0.03838 161 130 26 5
976 If you think this is scary, wail ‘til you see the north face. 1.2236 0.03736 161 129 28 4
977 Pardon me, but do you have any Grey Poupon? 1.2236 0.03938 161 131 24 6
978 Please just hold me 1.2236 0.04223 161 134 18 9
979 You think this is bad, you should see the other side of the wall. 1.2236 0.03736 161 129 28 4
980 You should see the other guy 1.2236 0.03838 161 130 26 5
981 The ad said, "Get paid for hanging around." 1.2236 0.04223 161 134 18 9
982 be Mindful of the performance clause within the lifetime membership option. 1.2236 0.03736 161 129 28 4
983 Give me a hand? 1.2236 0.03938 161 131 24 6
984 I suppose you had to get over me sooner or later. 1.2236 0.03630 161 128 30 3
985 With aspirations of Mount Rushmore Bill settled for the climbing wall 1.2236 0.03938 161 131 24 6
986 Please don't tell me to 'get a grip'.... 1.2236 0.03938 161 131 24 6
987 You’re just going to use me like all the others, aren’t you? 1.2236 0.03736 161 129 28 4
988 Last time I buy a Groupon. 1.2236 0.03938 161 131 24 6
989 You’re between a rock and a hard face. 1.2236 0.03938 161 131 24 6
990 I hope you don’t think I’m stalking you... 1.2236 0.03838 161 130 26 5
991 You're being paranoid! I'm not stalking you! 1.2236 0.03838 161 130 26 5
992 You wouldn't happen to have a tissue on you? 1.2236 0.03736 161 129 28 4
993 I always try to be kind to people on my way up! 1.2236 0.03838 161 130 26 5
994 Don’t say anything - I don’t like social climbers. 1.2236 0.03938 161 131 24 6
995 Welcome to the North Face. 1.2236 0.03838 161 130 26 5
996 It’s all fun and games until somebody loses an eye 1.2236 0.04131 161 133 20 8
997 I can see you're upwardly mobile. 1.2236 0.03838 161 130 26 5
998 My wife said I need to learn how to support others. 1.2236 0.04035 161 132 22 7
999 Now you know what happens if you fail 1.2236 0.03736 161 129 28 4
1000 At least you get my face. The people on the other side are staring at my ass. 1.2236 0.03838 161 130 26 5
1001 I was just thinking that it's been a while since I've gotten a little head. 1.2236 0.04223 161 134 18 9
1002 I always told you that I'd be your stepping stone to success! 1.2236 0.04223 161 134 18 9
1003 Well you have to step over people to get to the top. 1.2236 0.04035 161 132 22 7
1004 I don't work here but you're really not supposed to wear heels. 1.2236 0.04035 161 132 22 7
1005 There's got to be an easier way to meet women. 1.2236 0.03736 161 129 28 4
1006 Keep hanging in there and you too will be a head. 1.2236 0.04131 161 133 20 8
1007 Yeah, it's an initiation for the Mount Rushmore fraternity. 1.2236 0.04035 161 132 22 7
1008 Let's face it, it's lonely at the top 1.2236 0.03838 161 130 26 5
1009 If this rock is a face, what are all these other rocks with the hole in them 1.2236 0.04314 161 135 16 10
1010 I'm stuck at here at work again tomorrow, how's Tuesday night?" 1.2229 0.03569 157 124 31 2
1011 No! I told my headhunter that I wanted to be a “talking head”! 1.2201 0.04054 159 131 21 7
1012 Lisa, you've put me between a rock and a hard place. 1.2201 0.04054 159 131 21 7
1013 I told you I got a part-time job just to save face. 1.2201 0.03955 159 130 23 6
1014 If you think this is bad, on the other end I’ve got mini-golf.” 1.2201 0.03955 159 130 23 6
1015 If it makes you feel better, the insurance covers facials. 1.2201 0.03853 159 129 25 5
1016 We're understaffed. 1.2201 0.03748 159 128 27 4
1017 Back Off !! .. I feel a sneeze coming on. 1.2201 0.03641 159 127 29 3
1018 Yorick? 1.2201 0.03853 159 129 25 5
1019 Sir, close your eyes. 1.2201 0.03955 159 130 23 6
1020 They always said I was stone faced. 1.2201 0.03748 159 128 27 4
1021 Trophy husband. Hoping to be the stepping stone to your award. 1.2201 0.03748 159 128 27 4
1022 It's disrespectful to step on headstones. 1.2201 0.04054 159 131 21 7
1023 Next time let's do dinner and a movie. 1.2201 0.04054 159 131 21 7
1024 Let me give a heads up. 1.2201 0.04151 159 132 19 8
1025 You’re just using me to get ahead. 1.2201 0.03641 159 127 29 3
1026 Martin's lastest attempt to meet new women at the gym 1.2201 0.03955 159 130 23 6
1027 Be nice to me. You'll meet me on the way down. 1.2201 0.04054 159 131 21 7
1028 Oh my God! It's Rock Hudson! 1.2201 0.04054 159 131 21 7
1029 At least I don’t let everyone walk ALL over me. 1.2201 0.03641 159 127 29 3
1030 Josie realized that she was going to have to step on faces as well as toes on the way up. 1.2201 0.03955 159 130 23 6
1031 You said I should be your rock, Stacy. 1.2201 0.03853 159 129 25 5
1032 I majored in creative writing. 1.2201 0.03530 159 126 31 2
1033 I'm here to pick up women. 1.2201 0.03853 159 129 25 5
1034 I don't think I can face coming into work another day! 1.2201 0.03641 159 127 29 3
1035 Then I see my ex is reading "Magick for Dummies," so I laugh at her and say, "You need to get a grip . . ." 1.2201 0.03853 159 129 25 5
1036 Be kind to people on your way up, you'll see the same people on the way down 1.2201 0.03748 159 128 27 4
1037 Don't just climb the rock, be the rock. 1.2201 0.03641 159 127 29 3
1038 Are you sure you wouldn't just prefer long walks on the beach? 1.2188 0.03727 160 129 27 4
1039 Oh, Bob, there you are! 1.2188 0.04031 160 132 21 7
1040 Were you looking for a hand? 1.2188 0.03933 160 131 23 6
1041 I asked to be cremated 1.2188 0.03727 160 129 27 4
1042 This is why my profile says I am 5.11 1.2188 0.03933 160 131 23 6
1043 Was a restraining order really necessary? 1.2188 0.03727 160 129 27 4
1044 I wanted to break up face to face. 1.2188 0.04031 160 132 21 7
1045 I reached my peter principle. 1.2188 0.03727 160 129 27 4
1046 I never guessed our marriage was on the rocks. 1.2188 0.04031 160 132 21 7
1047 I'm the cliff face. 1.2188 0.04128 160 133 19 8
1048 I've made a career out of rappelling women. 1.2188 0.04128 160 133 19 8
1049 Lady, your crystal deodorant isn’t working as well as you think it is. 1.2188 0.04222 160 134 17 9
1050 The Wall was expensive, so they started using Mexicans. 1.2188 0.03933 160 131 23 6
1051 This is awkward. 1.2188 0.03620 160 128 29 3
1052 I was wrong. I definitely AM your steppin' stone. 1.2188 0.04031 160 132 21 7
1053 It was the only way I could get to see you again. 1.2188 0.03727 160 129 27 4
1054 Please excuse our mess. These tariffs are making it difficult to get replacement parts. In the meantime, enjoy your climb. 1.2188 0.03933 160 131 23 6
1055 Reach for new heights, just not today. 1.2188 0.04031 160 132 21 7
1056 Don't use the Groupon deal. 1.2188 0.03831 160 130 25 5
1057 Love me like a rock. 1.2188 0.03933 160 131 23 6
1058 Lassie gave me this note - she said you were in trouble! 1.2188 0.03831 160 130 25 5
1059 No, I'm not another stepping stone on your way to the top. 1.2188 0.03831 160 130 25 5
1060 You really do drive me up the wall! 1.2188 0.03727 160 129 27 4
1061 Help...I'm petrified! 1.2188 0.03831 160 130 25 5
1062 It looks bad I know, but I started at the rock bottom. 1.2188 0.04031 160 132 21 7
1063 Can you take it easy? I just got dentures. 1.2188 0.03831 160 130 25 5
1064 Try scaling the south face next time... I need a break. 1.2188 0.03620 160 128 29 3
1065 So you said repelling,I heard rapelling,let's call the whole thing off. 1.2179 0.03890 156 127 24 5
1066 Ever feel haunted by your ex-boyfriend in everything you do? 1.2179 0.03890 156 127 24 5
1067 Remember. Be careful who you step on when you are on the way up. 1.2179 0.03995 156 128 22 6
1068 Excuse me for startling you, but I'm the only one holding back the dike. 1.2179 0.03995 156 128 22 6
1069 "I know these are rocky times, but I love you!" 1.2179 0.04097 156 129 20 7
1070 And this side doesn't have any rocks to stand on! 1.2179 0.03995 156 128 22 6
1071 Be nice to the people you meet on the way up, for they are the same people you meet on the way down. 1.2179 0.03782 156 126 26 4
1072 I could not be more sincere when I say, be careful who you step on, on the way up. 1.2179 0.03671 156 125 28 3
1073 Yes, I used to wonder about the utility of nose rings myself. 1.2179 0.03890 156 127 24 5
1074 Mind the gap. 1.2179 0.03995 156 128 22 6
1075 I really had something else in mind when I said I wanted to be a trophy husband. 1.2166 0.03761 157 127 26 4
1076 So here's where you are ! I thought you were just avoiding me. 1.2157 0.03928 153 125 23 5
1077 Pardon me, can you help me find the manager? 1.2157 0.04036 153 126 21 6
1078 Always a foothold, never a handhold. 1.2157 0.03928 153 125 23 5
1079 I decided to put my stiff upper lip to work. 1.2157 0.03817 153 124 25 4
1080 I wish you'd give me a chance. I'm not like the others. 1.2157 0.04036 153 126 21 6
1081 You wouldn't believe what's happening to my butt on the other side of the wall. 1.2157 0.04141 153 127 19 7
1082 No, I don't know the name Rock Hudson, why do you ask? 1.2157 0.03928 153 125 23 5
1083 The current administration has brought new meaning to the phrase “no holds barred.” 1.2157 0.03703 153 123 27 3
1084 After some hesitation Liz was able to overcome her aversion to climbing on others as a way to get to the top. 1.2157 0.03928 153 125 23 5
1085 I always thought “stone-face” was a compliment. 1.2157 0.04244 153 128 17 8
1086 I'd feel better if you stepped on me! 1.2157 0.03928 153 125 23 5
1087 It seemed the only way I could spend time with you. 1.2157 0.03928 153 125 23 5
1088 Help 1.2157 0.04036 153 126 21 6
1089 I need you to get my rocks off. 1.2157 0.04036 153 126 21 6
1090 It's a 15% discount plus I get to meet people. 1.2157 0.03928 153 125 23 5
1091 Why would you buy shoes online when you can have the personal touch of a salesman? 1.2157 0.04244 153 128 17 8
1092 You’ve always been mother’s favorite. 1.2143 0.04318 154 130 15 9
1093 Just remember, when we go dancing, I don't step on your FEET. 1.2143 0.04117 154 128 19 7
1094 Yeah, this whole "facing your fears" thing hasn't really been working out for me. 1.2143 0.03795 154 125 25 4
1095 The friend zone is worse than I remember 1.2143 0.03905 154 126 23 5
1096 Wait til you get to step on kittens on the advanced climb next week. 1.2143 0.04012 154 127 21 6
1097 Just when we thought we got rid of the mansplainers. 1.2143 0.03905 154 126 23 5
1098 They told me I could get a foothold in the industry. 1.2143 0.03905 154 126 23 5
1099 Trust me - don't get behind on your dues... 1.2143 0.03905 154 126 23 5
1100 Are you 100% sure it’s over? 1.2143 0.03905 154 126 23 5
1101 I’ve dated guys into weird stuff before but you take the cake. 1.2143 0.03905 154 126 23 5
1102 It's okay. I've already had foot and mouth disease. 1.2143 0.04218 154 129 17 8
1103 It's actually a very competitive graduate job. 1.2143 0.04012 154 127 21 6
1104 This gym has a strict anti-harassment policy. Violators will be mounted on the wall. 1.2143 0.04218 154 129 17 8
1105 OK, Norma, next time I'm using YOUR divorce lawyer! 1.2143 0.03905 154 126 23 5
1106 I thought this would be a more romantic proposal. 1.2129 0.03882 155 127 23 5
1107 My agent did say I'd be a headliner. 1.2119 0.03830 151 123 24 4
1108 I'm not sure I'm getting anything out of this team building exercise. 1.2119 0.04054 151 125 20 6
1109 Whatever you do, don't piss off the ceiling troll. 1.2119 0.04054 151 125 20 6
1110 Go ahead. I paid for this. 1.2119 0.03943 151 124 22 5
1111 This is the only job I can find, after my run-in with with Medusa. 1.2119 0.04054 151 125 20 6
1112 Trust me - this job is not all its chalked up to be. 1.2119 0.03830 151 123 24 4
1113 Go ahead, I'm used to women walking all over me. 1.2119 0.04054 151 125 20 6
1114 They're calling it the Weinstein Wall. 1.2119 0.04368 151 128 14 9
1115 We're really through George. Don't ever show your face around here again. 1.2119 0.04161 151 126 18 7
1116 Hey Rock Star, now that I have your attention, can I interest you in some bible verses about our Lord ? 1.2119 0.04266 151 127 16 8
1117 It’s hard to work your way up in this company. 1.2119 0.04054 151 125 20 6
1118 Run away! For here lie the souls and faces of all the gym members who tried to quit their membership. 1.2119 0.04054 151 125 20 6
1119 I know you say that you are always busy, so I just wanted to tell you not to forget your mother's birthday! 1.2119 0.04161 151 126 18 7
1120 It pays $10 an hour. 1.2119 0.04054 151 125 20 6
1121 go ahead and step on me, everyone else does 1.2119 0.03943 151 124 22 5
1122 It’s not as painful as Tinder. 1.2119 0.03713 151 122 26 3
1123 Please tread carefully. 1.2119 0.04054 151 125 20 6
1124 I-I-I-I-I’m not your steppin’ stone. 1.2119 0.03830 151 123 24 4
1125 Witness protection program's changed. 1.2119 0.03943 151 124 22 5
1126 I guess I am a bit head strong" 1.2119 0.03943 151 124 22 5
1127 I'm head over heels for you! 1.2119 0.04054 151 125 20 6
1128 You told me to give you a heads up when I could see you. 1.2119 0.04054 151 125 20 6
1129 Well to be honest, sometimes I feel I'm in over my head. 1.2119 0.03943 151 124 22 5
1130 Please tell me you’re not a social climber. 1.2119 0.04161 151 126 18 7
1131 Well, it was a step up from my press corps job. 1.2119 0.03943 151 124 22 5
1132 It's an entry level position. 1.2119 0.03830 151 123 24 4
1133 Could you give me a hand? 1.2119 0.03830 151 123 24 4
1134 I feel like I'm just being used by people trying to get to the top. 1.2119 0.03830 151 123 24 4
1135 Don't forget I'm here when you rappel. 1.2119 0.04266 151 127 16 8
1136 Breaking News: Jimmy Hoffa, missing for decades, is discovered buried in a climbing wall. 1.2119 0.04054 151 125 20 6
1137 It seemed like a good plea deal at the time. 1.2105 0.03691 152 123 26 3
1138 Geez, Paul Manafort is desperate these days. 1.2095 0.03983 148 122 21 5
1139 John I told you it's over! Now stop popping up wherever I go! 1.2095 0.03491 148 118 29 1
1140 I had no idea this was part of climbing the corporate ladder. 1.2095 0.03865 148 121 23 4
1141 Shhhh! I'm hiding. 1.2095 0.03620 148 119 27 2
1142 Please don't tell anyone which rock I've been hiding under. 1.2095 0.03745 148 120 25 3
1143 (sigh) This isn't the 'glory hole' I was promised. 1.2095 0.03983 148 122 21 5
1144 You must be the North Face 1.2095 0.03865 148 121 23 4
1145 Oh, hey Rocky. 1.2095 0.04096 148 123 19 6
1146 Robert Frost would take the road less traveled. 1.2095 0.03745 148 120 25 3
1147 I'm a wallflower. 1.2095 0.03745 148 120 25 3
1148 Honestly, again Eugene? You've really got to stop letting people walk all over you. 1.2095 0.03865 148 121 23 4
1149 My therapist says I need to stop letting people walk all over me, but I need the job. 1.2095 0.03865 148 121 23 4
1150 You could say I hit rock bottom. 1.2095 0.04096 148 123 19 6
1151 Won’t you give me a hand? 1.2095 0.03865 148 121 23 4
1152 This is only a stepping stone in my career path. 1.2095 0.03983 148 122 21 5
1153 Just go ahead. Step on me, like all the others. 1.2095 0.03865 148 121 23 4
1154 I volunteered for Beta testing 1.2095 0.03983 148 122 21 5
1155 I find you rappelling as well. 1.2095 0.04315 148 125 15 8
1156 They said it was a glory-less hole. I’m regretting my curiosity. 1.2095 0.04207 148 124 17 7
1157 Yea, there's no good hand holds this way. You're gonna wanna go way left... Or way right. 1.2095 0.03983 148 122 21 5
1158 Why not scale the face of Mount Everest instead? 1.2095 0.04096 148 123 19 6
1159 Hey I know it's an entry level gig but someday...Mt Rushmore. 1.2095 0.03745 148 120 25 3
1160 Don't grab me by the hair - my toupee will slide off! 1.2095 0.03745 148 120 25 3
1161 I never thought I'd be so high when I hit rock bottom. 1.2095 0.04096 148 123 19 6
1162 Myrna, lately I've been feeling that you're only using me to step up in the world. 1.2095 0.03865 148 121 23 4
1163 It's fine, Mary. Just pick my nose. 1.2095 0.03865 148 121 23 4
1164 Wipe your feet first! 1.2095 0.03983 148 122 21 5
1165 Careful! I erode easily. 1.2095 0.03745 148 120 25 3
1166 left foot yellow. Left foot yellow!!! 1.2095 0.03983 148 122 21 5
1167 I know this is tough, and I want to support you any way I can. 1.2095 0.03865 148 121 23 4
1168 If you give me one more chance, I won't let you down. 1.2095 0.03865 148 121 23 4
1169 Can’t get” I am a rock” out of my head . 1.2095 0.04096 148 123 19 6
1170 Let me know when I should open my mouth so you can put your foot in. 1.2095 0.04096 148 123 19 6
1171 I'm training to be the North Face. 1.2095 0.04096 148 123 19 6
1172 Deirdre, will you marry me? 1.2095 0.03983 148 122 21 5
1173 You should know that I'm wearing a toupee. 1.2095 0.03983 148 122 21 5
1174 Just a heads up...it's a toupee. 1.2095 0.03983 148 122 21 5
1175 Now this is an interesting construction site peep hole. 1.2095 0.03865 148 121 23 4
1176 I never cared about anything but making it to the top 1.2095 0.04096 148 123 19 6
1177 A stepping stone today- a welcome mat tomorrow. 1.2095 0.03983 148 122 21 5
1178 I am the south face. You wanted the north face. 1.2095 0.03865 148 121 23 4
1179 Go Ahead. Step on me on your way up. Everybody else does. 1.2095 0.03983 148 122 21 5
1180 I'm not just a stepping stone, Janet. I want to help you get ahead, give you a leg up. 1.2095 0.03745 148 120 25 3
1181 Caught between a rock and a hard face... 1.2095 0.04096 148 123 19 6
1182 The instructor asked me if I wanted to rock that wall, and like an idiot, I said yes 1.2095 0.04096 148 123 19 6
1183 Sometimes I just have a need to show up in a really bad cartoon. 1.2095 0.04096 148 123 19 6
1184 I always knew you were only using me to get ahead. 1.2095 0.03745 148 120 25 3
1185 No, it's not Mount Rushmore, but it's a start. 1.2095 0.03745 148 120 25 3
1186 I said I'd never step on people to get ahead, but... 1.2095 0.04096 148 123 19 6
1187 You should read the fine print before signing up for a lifetime membership. 1.2095 0.03865 148 121 23 4
1188 If my face surprizes you, I want to see your reaction when you find out what other part of me your foot is on. 1.2095 0.04096 148 123 19 6
1189 I guess I could sing something about not being your stepping-stone, but really, what's the point? 1.2095 0.03865 148 121 23 4
1190 You said you wanted more face time. 1.2095 0.03745 148 120 25 3
1191 The girls I date usually end up falling pretty hard. 1.2095 0.03865 148 121 23 4
1192 Hey, you're stepping on my toe. 1.2095 0.03865 148 121 23 4
1193 Yes it's crazy! But you can't believe how crazy low my membership rate is! 1.2095 0.03620 148 119 27 2
1194 Not the foot, not the foot, not the foot. 1.2095 0.03865 148 121 23 4
1195 If you make it to the top, stay there. 1.2095 0.03983 148 122 21 5
1196 Three words: Republican teambuilding exercise. 1.2095 0.03865 148 121 23 4
1197 Now I regret saying I'd fill in where needed. 1.2095 0.03983 148 122 21 5
1198 Sorry I can't be of more help. I'm kinda between a rock and a hard place right now. 1.2095 0.04096 148 123 19 6
1199 My friends say I wouldn't recognize true love if it kicked me in the face. 1.2095 0.03983 148 122 21 5
1200 I never aspired to literally become the face of rock climbing, Judy. 1.2095 0.03865 148 121 23 4
1201 Things have been rough since we broke up, Sarah... 1.2095 0.03983 148 122 21 5
1202 i promise never to leaving you hanging again. 1.2095 0.03983 148 122 21 5
1203 You're just using me to get to the top. 1.2095 0.03983 148 122 21 5
1204 I'm trying to be self-effacing, but may have gotten it wrong. 1.2095 0.03865 148 121 23 4
1205 Last name's Hudson what about you? 1.2095 0.03865 148 121 23 4
1206 So it's true Lenny, you do have a foot fetish, 1.2095 0.03983 148 122 21 5
1207 Well, it ain't Mount Rushmore, but I'll take it. 1.2095 0.03620 148 119 27 2
1208 Don't sign up for the Human Cannonball class. 1.2095 0.04207 148 124 17 7
1209 Try to remember us little people when you make it to the top. 1.2095 0.03983 148 122 21 5
1210 I needed two internships so it seemed like a great idea, with the podiatry school right next door and all. 1.2095 0.03983 148 122 21 5
1211 Rotate your device 1.2095 0.03865 148 121 23 4
1212 I suppose I'm the lucky one -- my brother is just another brick. 1.2095 0.03983 148 122 21 5
1213 Sorry Jim, but I really need this promotion 1.2069 0.03777 145 118 24 3
1214 Roger Stone! I thought you were in jail ! 1.2069 0.04254 145 122 16 7
1215 I can be your stepping stone if you let me. 1.2069 0.03515 145 116 28 1
1216 People will step all over you to get to the top 1.2069 0.03777 145 118 24 3
1217 This gig is a stepping stone towards a position in a relief sculpture. 1.2069 0.04023 145 120 20 5
1218 Yes, I know we went on a really fun date, both felt a connection, and then I never texted you again. I didn't ghost you; I got sucked into another dimension. 1.2069 0.03648 145 117 26 2
1219 You never know who you will have to step on, on the way to the top. 1.2069 0.03648 145 117 26 2
1220 Will you marry me? 1.2069 0.03902 145 119 22 4
1221 Sure, you could place your foot on my face, but I think my real value lies in my role in this rare face-to-face encounter in an increasingly impersonal world of tweets, texts, and other virtual excuses for connection and intimacy. 1.2055 0.04114 146 122 18 6
1222 I'm sorry for having second thoughts, but I didn't anticipate you taking "to have and to hold" quite so literally. 1.2055 0.03626 146 118 26 2
1223 The North Face is Harder. 1.2042 0.03940 142 117 21 4
1224 I refuse to be your stepping stone. 1.2028 0.03517 143 115 27 1
1225 Please climb around me, ma’am. 1.2028 0.03787 143 117 23 3
1226 A nice girl would step around me. 1.2028 0.03915 143 118 21 4
1227 Climbers requested a natural rock face. 1.2028 0.03915 143 118 21 4
1228 Scratch my nose 1.2028 0.04039 143 119 19 5
1229 You found me! 1.2028 0.04039 143 119 19 5
1230 I don't suppose you use flavored chalk? 1.2028 0.04039 143 119 19 5
1231 Be careful who you step on as you try to make it to the top, young lady. Believe me, I found out the hard way. 1.2028 0.04039 143 119 19 5
1232 Hey, next time you come up bring me a Coke. 1.2028 0.03915 143 118 21 4
1233 I should've said 'I wish I was Dwayne Johnson'. 1.2028 0.04159 143 120 17 6
1234 I’m no longer your doormat. 1.2028 0.03915 143 118 21 4
1235 You think this is hard? Wait till you face the glass ceiling. 1.2028 0.04159 143 120 17 6
1236 Did you just drool on my Comme des Garçons Converse? 1.2028 0.04275 143 121 15 7
1237 I think I need to try a new headhunter... 1.2028 0.04159 143 120 17 6
1238 Oh...You said GET a grip... 1.2028 0.03654 143 116 25 2
1239 Actually yes, I do bite. 1.2028 0.04039 143 119 19 5
1240 Don’t mind me, I’m just feeling stuck between a rock and a hard place. 1.2028 0.03787 143 117 23 3
1241 Social climbing put me ahead, but never to the top. 1.2028 0.04275 143 121 15 7
1242 At least you're not summiting my south face. 1.2028 0.04039 143 119 19 5
1243 I used to be an Uber driver. 1.2028 0.04039 143 119 19 5
1244 I'm practicing my repelling today. 1.2028 0.04159 143 120 17 6
1245 Still, climbing this far does allow you to save face... 1.2028 0.04039 143 119 19 5
1246 If you can step on my head, it technically isn't stalking. 1.2028 0.03915 143 118 21 4
1247 Sorry to step on you, but I'm just trying to get ahead.. 1.2028 0.04159 143 120 17 6
1248 You wouldn't believe where my arm ended up. 1.2028 0.04039 143 119 19 5
1249 I had something else in mind when I accepted the job as a climber's assistant. 1.2028 0.03654 143 116 25 2
1250 Everybody wants to hang out, but no one wants to commit. 1.2028 0.03787 143 117 23 3
1251 And you thought I'd be a nobody. 1.2028 0.04275 143 121 15 7
1252 IS THIS HOW I GET TO THE GLASS CEILING? 1.2028 0.04159 143 120 17 6
1253 "This time, it looks like I'm not the one putting a foot in my mouth 1.2028 0.04039 143 119 19 5
1254 I have a good head for heights 1.2028 0.03915 143 118 21 4
1255 Where are you heading? 1.2028 0.04159 143 120 17 6
1256 I hope you have hand sanitizer... 1.2028 0.03787 143 117 23 3
1257 It's more of a hands-on internship." 1.2028 0.03787 143 117 23 3
1258 I just wish someone would fall for me. 1.2028 0.03787 143 117 23 3
1259 All I ask is that you not muss my hair. 1.2028 0.03787 143 117 23 3
1260 I'm sorry Baron, but I need to step on your head, mommy can't stand another day here! 1.2028 0.04275 143 121 15 7
1261 Be the face of the club" they said 1.2028 0.03787 143 117 23 3
1262 Good luck breaking the glass ceiling! 1.2028 0.04039 143 119 19 5
1263 I forgot my wallet, but they say in another hour I'll have paid for my climb. 1.2028 0.03915 143 118 21 4
1264 Please, don't tread on me. 1.2028 0.03915 143 118 21 4
1265 Mom says the alimony’s late. 1.2028 0.03915 143 118 21 4
1266 One step a head. 1.2028 0.04039 143 119 19 5
1267 You wouldn't have happen to see a penis on the way up, would you? 1.2028 0.03787 143 117 23 3
1268 Save me, I'm a climbing wall hostage. 1.2028 0.04039 143 119 19 5
1269 Watch out for the slippery orange hair! 1.2028 0.04159 143 120 17 6
1270 They told me the job would be a stepping stone. 1.2028 0.03915 143 118 21 4
1271 It seems like everyone who holds onto me always lets go at some point. 1.2028 0.03517 143 115 27 1
1272 I should have just wished for more wishes. 1.2028 0.03787 143 117 23 3
1273 Excuse me, your feet are crushing my stones. 1.2028 0.04275 143 121 15 7
1274 I always knew you were using me as a stepping stone. 1.2028 0.03787 143 117 23 3
1275 The job is okay, but it did include the gym membership. 1.2028 0.04039 143 119 19 5
1276 I was getting ahead until I hit the wall. 1.2028 0.04039 143 119 19 5
1277 Let me be your rock. 1.2028 0.03654 143 116 25 2
1278 I tried for Old Man of the Mountain but got Knob Face On the Wall! 1.2028 0.04039 143 119 19 5
1279 one foot closer to heaven I keep telling myself... 1.2028 0.04039 143 119 19 5
1280 They told me there was a beautiful young woman passionately climbing the walls for me. 1.2028 0.04159 143 120 17 6
1281 HR sent me here after I made a glass ceiling joke 1.2028 0.04039 143 119 19 5
1282 You can't ignore me forever! 1.2028 0.04159 143 120 17 6
1283 Why do people always walk all over me? 1.2028 0.04039 143 119 19 5
1284 Did you not read the waiver? 1.2028 0.04159 143 120 17 6
1285 They promised it would be just like Rushmore. 1.2028 0.03915 143 118 21 4
1286 Please just spare me the jokes about “the way down.” 1.2028 0.04275 143 121 15 7
1287 Be careful— I’ve got a few screws loose. 1.2028 0.04159 143 120 17 6
1288 Avoid eyes and mouth, please. 1.2028 0.03915 143 118 21 4
1289 So I'm a stalker. But you can't deny I'm damned good at it! 1.2028 0.03787 143 117 23 3
1290 Beats changing the numbers at Fenway. 1.2028 0.03787 143 117 23 3
1291 Oh sure, now you want to support me ... 1.2028 0.03915 143 118 21 4
1292 Why do I always let women walk all over me? 1.2028 0.04275 143 121 15 7
1293 Get a grip! Just not under my chin. 1.2028 0.04159 143 120 17 6
1294 Do not become one with the wall. 1.2028 0.03915 143 118 21 4
1295 How often do you get up this way? 1.2028 0.03915 143 118 21 4
1296 Are those steel toed? 1.2028 0.03787 143 117 23 3
1297 Never let the face of a challenge distract you 1.2028 0.04159 143 120 17 6
1298 Remember; there's a glass ceiling! 1.2000 0.03820 140 115 22 3
1299 Why would you get a restraining order on me? 1.2000 0.04204 140 118 16 6
1300 So my agent said I'd have the lead in Rocky IX 1.2000 0.03952 140 116 20 4
1301 Would you mind scratching behind my left ear? 1.2000 0.04080 140 117 18 5
1302 Two holes diverged in the bathroom stall, and I - I took the one less traveled by ... 1.2000 0.04080 140 117 18 5
1303 Careful. I bite. 1.2000 0.03952 140 116 20 4
1304 I don’t think this is what the therapist meant about doing things together. 1.2000 0.04080 140 117 18 5
1305 The last person had gum on their shoe. 1.2000 0.04204 140 118 16 6
1306 I hate being a stepping stone for other people 1.1986 0.03796 141 116 22 3
1307 Penance for my 2016 decision. 1.1986 0.03927 141 117 20 4
1308 They told me it was one of those holes to stick your head into and they take your picture. 1.1972 0.03637 142 116 24 2
1309 Incel Speed Dating 1.1972 0.03902 142 118 20 4
1310 My Dream Or Yours 1.1972 0.04268 142 121 14 7
1311 I'm hoping this is just a stepping stone to a better position. 1.1971 0.03991 137 114 19 4
1312 Every move you make, I'll be watching you. 1.1971 0.03854 137 113 21 3
1313 Don't feel bad. You dont't know what's happening on the other side. 1.1971 0.03991 137 114 19 4
1314 I guess this isn't the way out of the escape room 1.1971 0.03991 137 114 19 4
1315 I have heard of climbing a rock face but this is ridiculous. 1.1971 0.03991 137 114 19 4
1316 My therapist said I need a new way to meet people. 1.1971 0.03712 137 112 23 2
1317 Hell is other people, using your face as an indoor climbing hold. 1.1971 0.04123 137 115 17 5
1318 Keep going. I'm one of those people you meet on your way down. 1.1971 0.03991 137 114 19 4
1319 Sorry, but I do insist on hand sanitizer. 1.1971 0.03991 137 114 19 4
1320 OK, I get it. I drive you up a wall, but can you reconsider breaking up? 1.1971 0.03854 137 113 21 3
1321 I’m rock hard. You won’t be disappointed 1.1971 0.03712 137 112 23 2
1322 While you're here, could you scratch my cheek? 1.1971 0.03854 137 113 21 3
1323 I know our relationship has been a bit rocky lately, but... 1.1971 0.03991 137 114 19 4
1324 They said this job would be a stepping-stone to a better position..... 1.1971 0.04123 137 115 17 5
1325 It's a living! 1.1971 0.03991 137 114 19 4
1326 The job's not too bad. I already advanced to three levels from the top. 1.1971 0.03991 137 114 19 4
1327 I feel like I am caught between a rock and hard place'. 1.1971 0.03991 137 114 19 4
1328 I'm last week's winner 1.1971 0.03854 137 113 21 3
1329 Gosh, don't apologize, lots of people confuse me with Jeff Sessions. 1.1971 0.04252 137 116 15 6
1330 That's right, walk all over me. See if I care. 1.1971 0.03854 137 113 21 3
1331 Bond. James Bond. 1.1971 0.04376 137 117 13 7
1332 I thought that whole "needing space" thing ended when you broke up with me. 1.1971 0.04252 137 116 15 6
1333 Are you sure you want to continue? It's lonely at the top. 1.1971 0.03712 137 112 23 2
1334 Be nice on the way up because you’re going to meet me on the way down. 1.1957 0.03965 138 115 19 4
1335 Why is every guy I meet here so clingy? 1.1942 0.03939 139 116 19 4
1336 Be part of the experience," they said. 1.1940 0.03742 134 110 22 2
1337 Apparently, we have not nailed the cannon man trick 1.1940 0.03889 134 111 20 3
1338 It's called "face climbing" for a reason. 1.1940 0.03889 134 111 20 3
1339 Name is Kent. Rockwall Kent 1.1940 0.04168 134 113 16 5
1340 I wish they'd just fired me! 1.1940 0.03889 134 111 20 3
1341 I was trying to lose some extra weight. 1.1940 0.04675 134 117 8 9
1342 It's a good way to meet women. 1.1940 0.04031 134 112 18 4
1343 I always wanted to meet you.i guess I’m a social climber. 1.1940 0.04429 134 115 12 7
1344 I don't know what made you think I was really a prince. The awareness of my pointless existence is an unspeakable hell. 1.1940 0.04300 134 114 14 6
1345 This isn’t what I meant when I said I wanted you on top. 1.1940 0.04031 134 112 18 4
1346 I feel like I'm being used. 1.1940 0.03429 134 108 26 0
1347 You wouldn’t return my calls, so... 1.1940 0.03889 134 111 20 3
1348 I need to stop watching Game of Thrones 1.1940 0.03742 134 110 22 2
1349 I meet a lot of people on their way up. 1.1940 0.03889 134 111 20 3
1350 Our promotion says you'll climb a real face. 1.1940 0.03889 134 111 20 3
1351 Cliff, is that you? 1.1940 0.03742 134 110 22 2
1352 Corporate told me to pull out all stops to help you break the glass ceiling. 1.1940 0.04031 134 112 18 4
1353 You were serious that I would be your stepping stone. 1.1940 0.03589 134 109 24 1
1354 You gotta watch out for the glass ceiling. Me, I hit the wall...and hard. 1.1940 0.04168 134 113 16 5
1355 Wel, as they say, Two heads are better than one 1.1940 0.04429 134 115 12 7
1356 The only time I regret the career choice is when they wear spiked climbing shoes. 1.1940 0.03889 134 111 20 3
1357 Tonight you’ll be visited by three spirits . . . 1.1940 0.03742 134 110 22 2
1358 It's not stalking Stephanie if I can't move. 1.1940 0.03742 134 110 22 2
1359 Finally! You've found a way to be helpful. 1.1940 0.04429 134 115 12 7
1360 Hi honey, this time I will put my foot in your mouth. 1.1940 0.04031 134 112 18 4
1361 Face time in the Twilight Zone. 1.1940 0.03889 134 111 20 3
1362 This is not what I imagined when they said 'face your fears.' 1.1940 0.04168 134 113 16 5
1363 It just feels like you're using me to get where you want to go right now. 1.1940 0.04031 134 112 18 4
1364 This is what I get for having a craggy face. 1.1940 0.04300 134 114 14 6
1365 Worst. Hideout. Ever. 1.1940 0.04031 134 112 18 4
1366 Don’t stare at me . . I’ll turn to stone like them! 1.1940 0.03589 134 109 24 1
1367 One of us needs to get a grip. 1.1940 0.03889 134 111 20 3
1368 I know it's pathetic but it's the only way I've found to get girls to talk to me. 1.1940 0.03742 134 110 22 2
1369 Careful, or you might fall for me. 1.1940 0.03742 134 110 22 2
1370 This is the worst cartoon ever. 1.1940 0.04300 134 114 14 6
1371 They figure my hair gel makes it more challenging. 1.1940 0.03742 134 110 22 2
1372 I just want to support you. 1.1940 0.03742 134 110 22 2
1373 Is this the girl's locker room? 1.1940 0.04168 134 113 16 5
1374 Not the nose! I just had that fixed! 1.1940 0.03742 134 110 22 2
1375 So that is a no for coffee? 1.1940 0.04168 134 113 16 5
1376 Foot, hand, like it really makes a difference. 1.1894 0.04184 132 112 15 5
1377 'Everybody says I should just get a grip...' 1.1894 0.04184 132 112 15 5
1378 I was hoping for a kiss but I'll settle for a kick in the teeth. 1.1894 0.03746 132 109 21 2
1379 Hashtag "Me, too." 1.1894 0.04451 132 114 11 7
1380 Going up? Watch your step, please. 1.1894 0.03897 132 110 19 3
1381 Thank heavens. Would you mind scratching that mosquito bite on my forehead? I can't reach it. 1.1894 0.03897 132 110 19 3
1382 I'm not your usual trophy but a wall is a wall 1.1894 0.04043 132 111 17 4
1383 Yes dear, for the last time, you are my rock. 1.1894 0.03897 132 110 19 3
1384 Up against the wall! 1.1894 0.04043 132 111 17 4
1385 I knew you would step right over me on your way to the top. 1.1894 0.03897 132 110 19 3
1386 Your next move is left foot in my mouth. Be gentle 1.1894 0.03897 132 110 19 3
1387 Have you tried using butter? 1.1894 0.03897 132 110 19 3
1388 Worst internship ever. 1.1894 0.03588 132 108 23 1
1389 It's just like Nancy sang in that song, "One 'a these days..." 1.1894 0.04184 132 112 15 5
1390 If you're going to scale mt. Rushmore you have to start somewhere! 1.1894 0.04043 132 111 17 4
1391 I didn't mean I wanted that kind of rock! 1.1894 0.04043 132 111 17 4
1392 Don’t worry. A lot of my friends are social climbers. 1.1894 0.03746 132 109 21 2
1393 It was either this or marketing 1.1894 0.04320 132 113 13 6
1394 I've heard about social climbers, but this is something else. 1.1894 0.03897 132 110 19 3
1395 Is that you Yorick? 1.1894 0.03897 132 110 19 3
1396 I feel like people are just stepping all over me to get to the top. 1.1894 0.03897 132 110 19 3
1397 Fancy running into you here! Say, you haven't responded to any of my texts. 1.1894 0.03897 132 110 19 3
1398 The is not how I envisioned moving up the corporate ladder. 1.1894 0.03897 132 110 19 3
1399 You REALLY are between a rock and a hard place! 1.1894 0.03897 132 110 19 3
1400 Sorry Sir,but I'm going to have to climb over you, on my way to the top! 1.1894 0.04184 132 112 15 5
1401 It’s okay I’m always being used to get a leg up 1.1894 0.03897 132 110 19 3
1402 We aren’t really compatible. I’m more of a social climber. 1.1894 0.04043 132 111 17 4
1403 I suppose it’s my fault; I said I wanted to work in Boulder. 1.1894 0.03746 132 109 21 2
1404 I'm auditioning for Notre-Dame. 1.1894 0.03897 132 110 19 3
1405 I swiped you to the left, leave me alone. 1.1894 0.03897 132 110 19 3
1406 NO NO NO, don't step on that one. Let's just say it's very sore. 1.1894 0.04184 132 112 15 5
1407 Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez 1.1894 0.04043 132 111 17 4
1408 I should have told you that I was a social climber. 1.1894 0.03897 132 110 19 3
1409 This dating app site is not what I envisioned 1.1894 0.03746 132 109 21 2
1410 It's great practice for all the people youll have to step on while you succeed. 1.1880 0.03720 133 110 21 2
1411 You should see what people do to me on the other side. 1.1880 0.04154 133 113 15 5
1412 You can do this, c'mon ! 1.1880 0.04289 133 114 13 6
1413 Get a grip! 1.1880 0.03720 133 110 21 2
1414 So this is what they mean by The Wall of Shame. 1.1880 0.04154 133 113 15 5
1415 Actually, I just got promoted - I used to be the coat hook. 1.1880 0.04015 133 112 17 4
1416 There aren't as many job opportunities for disembodied heads as you'd think. 1.1880 0.04154 133 113 15 5
1417 I’d be eternally grateful if you’d scratch my nose on your way up. 1.1880 0.03720 133 110 21 2
1418 If you see my older brother, tell him El Crap-itan says hello. 1.1880 0.04671 133 117 7 9
1419 Face it, I'm stuck 1.1880 0.03871 133 111 19 3
1420 Always said I would get over you! 1.1880 0.04015 133 112 17 4
1421 Welcome to the Justice for Sexual Harassment climbing wall. 1.1880 0.04289 133 114 13 6
1422 Could you scratch my nose? I'm dying up here! 1.1880 0.03720 133 110 21 2
1423 ... and then I wished to have a body 'like a rock, but not literally a rock,' and the genie was all like 'boom, done, no problem'... 1.1880 0.03871 133 111 19 3
1424 Where are all the Smiley Faces that I wanted... 1.1880 0.04289 133 114 13 6
1425 I’m tired of always sticking my neck out for you. 1.1880 0.03720 133 110 21 2
1426 I don't know... I just don't want you to get hung up on me. 1.1880 0.03871 133 111 19 3
1427 Yeah, the face climb is the most distracting 1.1880 0.03871 133 111 19 3
1428 Don't look at the glass ceiling . . . Don't look at the glass ceiling . . . Don't look at the glass ceiling . . . 1.1880 0.03871 133 111 19 3
1429 I was a punching bag in my last relationship. 1.1880 0.03720 133 110 21 2
1430 I had hoped to get a spot on Mount Rushmore. 1.1880 0.03871 133 111 19 3
1431 Gig economy, eh? 1.1880 0.03720 133 110 21 2
1432 Help me! Help me! I'm Jimmy Hoffa! 1.1880 0.04015 133 112 17 4
1433 I was raised to a more 'hands on' position. 1.1880 0.03401 133 108 25 0
1434 No, I'm with the Truman Show. 1.1880 0.03871 133 111 19 3
1435 While you are up here, would you mind scratching my nose? 1.1880 0.04015 133 112 17 4
1436 Do you want to hang out sometime? 1.1880 0.03720 133 110 21 2
1437 So that’s what you meant when you said “I’ll see you on the other side.” 1.1880 0.04154 133 113 15 5
1438 This is the price I pay for stepping on others on my way to the top. 1.1880 0.03720 133 110 21 2
1439 Who else are you going to step on to get to the top? 1.1880 0.04015 133 112 17 4
1440 Sorry, but at least I wont be stepping on your toes! 1.1880 0.04015 133 112 17 4
1441 Remember, you’ll have to see me on the way down. 1.1880 0.03564 133 109 23 1
1442 Hi, I'm the counter weight on your rope. Please don't step on my head. 1.1880 0.04154 133 113 15 5
1443 Well, Stacy, my mother was right -- I am, literally, just a stepping stone for you. 1.1880 0.03871 133 111 19 3
1444 I could use a hand 1.1880 0.04154 133 113 15 5
1445 . . . and then I hit the wall and, well, it really isn't all that bad! 1.1880 0.03720 133 110 21 2
1446 I set out to climb, but I got stuck watching. 1.1880 0.04289 133 114 13 6
1447 Use that one instead, please. 1.1880 0.03720 133 110 21 2
1448 It's just until the new piece comes in. 1.1880 0.03720 133 110 21 2
1449 Uh, not there, please. 1.1880 0.03564 133 109 23 1
1450 It's a takeoff on Twister. We call it "Finding Your Niche." 1.1880 0.03871 133 111 19 3
1451 I'm not as unhinged as I look. 1.1880 0.03871 133 111 19 3
1452 They did say it was a "hands-on" position when I applied. 1.1880 0.04289 133 114 13 6
1453 Hi! This is what happens when you get to the top. 1.1880 0.04289 133 114 13 6
1454 Watch your step! 1.1880 0.03564 133 109 23 1
1455 It's a lawyer aptitude test. 1.1880 0.03720 133 110 21 2
1456 I'm trying to be more supportive. 1.1880 0.03871 133 111 19 3
1457 I'm just trying to get a head in this world. 1.1880 0.04015 133 112 17 4
1458 Edelweiss” and “High Hopes” are the only two options included with the package you purchased 1.1880 0.03871 133 111 19 3
1459 I'm caught between a rock and a hard place! 1.1880 0.04154 133 113 15 5
1460 Craig? 1.1866 0.04260 134 115 13 6
1461 you said you wanted the man in your life to be like a rock for you 1.1860 0.03775 129 107 20 2
1462 Lend me an ear? 1.1860 0.04084 129 109 16 4
1463 Can you itch my nose? 1.1860 0.03611 129 106 22 1
1464 Please hold. 1.1860 0.03775 129 107 20 2
1465 I've been told I have a strong jaw. 1.1846 0.03749 130 108 20 2
1466 We can't go on meeting this way! 1.1846 0.03905 130 109 18 3
1467 Between a rock a head place 1.1846 0.04339 130 112 12 6
1468 Stay strong, brothers. They will perish, but we shall live forever! 1.1846 0.03749 130 108 20 2
1469 So anyway, that's the story of how I met your mohter 1.1846 0.04339 130 112 12 6
1470 Go ahead, I won't peak. 1.1846 0.03749 130 108 20 2
1471 All my girlfriends said that my head was as hard as rock. But did I listen? 1.1846 0.03749 130 108 20 2
1472 These Facetime requests are getting out of hand. 1.1846 0.03905 130 109 18 3
1473 Don't let your membership check bounce. 1.1846 0.03905 130 109 18 3
1474 I had to build it, pay for it and become a part of it! 1.1846 0.04199 130 111 14 5
1475 Heads up! The rest of my body can be found above. 1.1846 0.04055 130 110 16 4
1476 Where is Trump's face, now that I can use it? 1.1846 0.04199 130 111 14 5
1477 Mr. Hoffa, I presume? 1.1846 0.04055 130 110 16 4
1478 I'd avoid the trapeze gym next door. 1.1846 0.03749 130 108 20 2
1479 Well, actually... 1.1846 0.04199 130 111 14 5
1480 ...but the view is great! 1.1846 0.03905 130 109 18 3
1481 Jenny looks uneasy as she attempts to reach the Glass Ceiling via the Raging Feminist Rock Wall. Let's watch... 1.1846 0.04199 130 111 14 5
1482 Climber, climber on the wall, who is the fairest of them all? 1.1846 0.04605 130 114 8 8
1483 It's ok, I'm used to people climbing all over me 1.1846 0.03749 130 108 20 2
1484 Lately, I've felt there's been a wall between us. 1.1846 0.04199 130 111 14 5
1485 Sure it's been a rocky road, but honey, one more chance? 1.1846 0.04055 130 110 16 4
1486 I've started to wonder if my foot fetish has gotten out of hand ... 1.1846 0.03905 130 109 18 3
1487 Please be careful. Your stepping on my foot. 1.1846 0.04055 130 110 16 4
1488 The name's Holden. 1.1846 0.04055 130 110 16 4
1489 Do you think you can scratch my nose? 1.1846 0.03749 130 108 20 2
1490 Sorry, Miss, I'm pledging a fraternity and this is... Oh, never mind it's beyond belief anyway. 1.1846 0.03905 130 109 18 3
1491 I didn't know this is what they meant by 'climbing the face'. 1.1846 0.03905 130 109 18 3
1492 Whatever you do, don't ring the bell at the top. 1.1846 0.04605 130 114 8 8
1493 Don't piss off the wall. 1.1846 0.03905 130 109 18 3
1494 I was like you once. Then one slip of the tongue... 1.1846 0.04055 130 110 16 4
1495 ''Cause there ain't no mountain high enough. Buh-bum-bum, yeah! To keep me from getting to you, babe. Too much? 1.1846 0.03749 130 108 20 2
1496 This is not what I meant when I said we should build a wall... 1.1846 0.04199 130 111 14 5
1497 Remember, the people you climb over on the way up are the same ones you'll...what am I saying, I'm a head stuck to a wall. 1.1846 0.03905 130 109 18 3
1498 I don’t recommend the work-to-climb membership. 1.1846 0.03905 130 109 18 3
1499 Oh boy ! Not only do I have a fear of heights but I'm also a germaphobe. 1.1846 0.04055 130 110 16 4
1500 I suggest you stay away from the crack climbing wall. 1.1832 0.04308 131 113 12 6
1501 It's better than the dunk tank. 1.1832 0.03562 131 108 22 1
1502 Hey, at least you're not wearing cleats. 1.1825 0.03968 126 106 17 3
1503 At least I haven't hit rock bottom... 1.1825 0.04125 126 107 15 4
1504 Tell me I’m not just a stepping stone. 1.1825 0.03968 126 106 17 3
1505 I was a pommel horse in my last life. 1.1825 0.03968 126 106 17 3
1506 I'm over 55 and it's the only job I could get. 1.1825 0.04276 126 108 13 5
1507 I simply asked if I could be apart of the wall design... 1.1825 0.03968 126 106 17 3
1508 Hmm, it looks like they found a new use for Medusa's victims. 1.1825 0.03968 126 106 17 3
1509 Harold, I told you we should stop seeing each other. 1.1825 0.03968 126 106 17 3
1510 I am tired of being everyone's stepping stone 1.1825 0.03805 126 105 19 2
1511 Sometimes in life there are people you can’t avoid. 1.1825 0.03968 126 106 17 3
1512 This is a suggestion for your daily cartoon on Trump. ,`caption is “Recently discovered, John McCain’s enemies list.” The cartoon would show a paper titled “Enemies List” with one entry. Donald J. Trump. 1.1825 0.04422 126 109 11 6
1513 Go ahead and use me. Everyone else does. 1.1825 0.03968 126 106 17 3
1514 Please trim your nails next time. 1.1825 0.04125 126 107 15 4
1515 When I said I would support your ninja warrior training, I meant moral support. 1.1825 0.03805 126 105 19 2
1516 Yes, Dwayne Johnson IS my hero. 1.1825 0.04276 126 108 13 5
1517 It's better than my last job as a manhole cover. 1.1825 0.04276 126 108 13 5
1518 Is this your first time face climbing? 1.1825 0.04276 126 108 13 5
1519 I'm between these rocks on a hard face, but it's just a temp job. 1.1825 0.03805 126 105 19 2
1520 Go ahead! I'm used to getting stepped on. 1.1825 0.03968 126 106 17 3
1521 You're a good climber, Mary. I knew you'd get ahead of me. 1.1825 0.04125 126 107 15 4
1522 Get ahold of yourself! 1.1825 0.03968 126 106 17 3
1523 My brother's on the real North Face." 1.1825 0.04422 126 109 11 6
1524 I hope to God those are gum-soled shoes. 1.1825 0.03805 126 105 19 2
1525 This wall is for Social Climbers only! 1.1825 0.03805 126 105 19 2
1526 Ralph, is that you? I thought you were on Everest! 1.1825 0.03968 126 106 17 3
1527 Do you need more alone time? 1.1811 0.03778 127 106 19 2
1528 If you free me, I'll find a place in my Cabinet for you. 1.1811 0.03940 127 107 17 3
1529 No Miguel we are not gonna pay for the wall, si? 1.1811 0.04095 127 108 15 4
1530 The ring is in my pocket 1.1811 0.04245 127 109 13 5
1531 Yeah, the hours are bad, but they offer competitive dental and chiropractic plans." 1.1811 0.03778 127 106 19 2
1532 You'll enjoy the climbing wall!" they said 1.1789 0.03835 123 103 18 2
1533 Veronica, there ain't no climbing wall high enough to keep me from you. 1.1789 0.04325 123 106 12 5
1534 Not tonight, dear, I have a headache. 1.1789 0.03657 123 102 20 1
1535 I,I,I,I,I'm not your stepping stone. 1.1789 0.03835 123 103 18 2
1536 I'm tired of being the rock in this relationship. 1.1789 0.03657 123 102 20 1
1537 Face it - you rappel me. 1.1789 0.04325 123 106 12 5
1538 I didn't expect immersion therapy to hurt so much 1.1789 0.04476 123 107 10 6
1539 HR said this job would be a stepping stone to senior management. 1.1789 0.04005 123 104 16 3
1540 To free me you must buy 10 cold press juices in the lobby! 1.1789 0.03835 123 103 18 2
1541 When people ask how we met, this will be a great story, won't it? 1.1789 0.03835 123 103 18 2
1542 I'm not sure I'm ready to take the next step in our relationship after all. 1.1789 0.03835 123 103 18 2
1543 So I asked him; "what happens if you keep clicking your carabiner?" 1.1789 0.03835 123 103 18 2
1544 So that's what you meant by climbing getting you a head. 1.1789 0.04005 123 104 16 3
1545 When they said they wanted a man to help support the rise of women in the workplace, I didn't picture this. 1.1789 0.03470 123 101 22 0
1546 I’ve been told I’m hard-headed, but maybe for once I should have listened when they told me to reconsider this particular career path. 1.1789 0.04168 123 105 14 4
1547 I dig rock stars but this is ridiculous. 1.1789 0.04005 123 104 16 3
1548 What you can't see is the novel I'm writing. 1.1789 0.04168 123 105 14 4
1549 I think you should quit while you're ahead! 1.1789 0.03835 123 103 18 2
1550 Why does everyone keep avoiding me? 1.1789 0.03835 123 103 18 2
1551 Moving on? Was it something i said? 1.1789 0.04168 123 105 14 4
1552 I feel like people step all over me. 1.1789 0.03835 123 103 18 2
1553 Make your move, I’ll still be ahead. 1.1789 0.04168 123 105 14 4
1554 Fine. Just try not to mess up my hair on your way up. 1.1789 0.03835 123 103 18 2
1555 Now that you see we do have interests in common, I hope you'll consider going out with me. 1.1789 0.04005 123 104 16 3
1556 Think of the little people who helped you on the way up. 1.1789 0.03835 123 103 18 2
1557 I like to party. The rest is kind of a blur. 1.1789 0.04168 123 105 14 4
1558 Just don’t mess up the hair. 1.1789 0.03835 123 103 18 2
1559 Be nice to people on your way up. You’ll meet them on your way down. 1.1789 0.04005 123 104 16 3
1560 I know I said I wanted to hang out, but this isn’t what I meant! 1.1789 0.03835 123 103 18 2
1561 Heads, you lose. 1.1789 0.04005 123 104 16 3
1562 I'm proud that we're a co-op, but the work share can be a handful. 1.1789 0.04005 123 104 16 3
1563 I gotta reduce my dosage. 1.1789 0.04168 123 105 14 4
1564 And you tell me to "Get a grip"? 1.1789 0.03835 123 103 18 2
1565 My dad said I have to work my way up. 1.1789 0.04168 123 105 14 4
1566 I thought this was a gloryhole! 1.1789 0.04325 123 106 12 5
1567 How'd I end up here? That is THE existential question isn't it? Hey, any chance you have an extra cigar on you? 1.1789 0.04005 123 104 16 3
1568 They warned me when I took the job that people would walk all over me. 1.1789 0.03657 123 102 20 1
1569 Taking "get a grip" to a whole new level 1.1789 0.04168 123 105 14 4
1570 I know the flier said "Scale the North Face" but this is not at all what I expected ." 1.1789 0.04005 123 104 16 3
1571 I always wanted my face on the wall of fame. 1.1789 0.04005 123 104 16 3
1572 Sure it's better than a dating up. At least up here you can't swipe left. 1.1789 0.03835 123 103 18 2
1573 All I'll say is, don't stop. 1.1789 0.04005 123 104 16 3
1574 Mr. Potato Head ? 1.1789 0.04005 123 104 16 3
1575 ... and then it hit me. I picked the WRONG fraternity to pledge to! 1.1789 0.04005 123 104 16 3
1576 Yes it’s a lousy job, but they promised me it was a stepping stone to the top. 1.1789 0.04005 123 104 16 3
1577 The guy who interviewed me said it's a good stepping stone job. 1.1789 0.04005 123 104 16 3
1578 I used to be the head of the health club down the street. 1.1789 0.03835 123 103 18 2
1579 I feel like I'm becoming a stepping stone to your next relationship. 1.1789 0.04168 123 105 14 4
1580 This is not ideal for a first date. 1.1789 0.03835 123 103 18 2
1581 But she feared that Jimmy would follow her no matter where and how far she went. 1.1789 0.04168 123 105 14 4
1582 I lost my scholarship. I had to switch to Work-Study. 1.1789 0.04325 123 106 12 5
1583 Oh my God, I’m between a rock and a hard face! 1.1789 0.04168 123 105 14 4
1584 I didn't think through my reincarnation request. 1.1789 0.03835 123 103 18 2
1585 Sorry, i'm not feeling very supportive today. 1.1789 0.03470 123 101 22 0
1586 It looks like you've gone to new heights to get some face time with me. 1.1789 0.03657 123 102 20 1
1587 I just sometimes feel like you walk all over me. 1.1789 0.03657 123 102 20 1
1588 I replaced a moose. 1.1789 0.04005 123 104 16 3
1589 You don't take my calls. You don't open my e-mails. I only wanted to say, "I'm sorry". 1.1789 0.04005 123 104 16 3
1590 I'm actually a direct descendent of Easter Island. 1.1789 0.04325 123 106 12 5
1591 You're standing on my grandfather. 1.1789 0.04168 123 105 14 4
1592 This is the closest I've been to being a rock star.... 1.1789 0.03835 123 103 18 2
1593 I can’t believe you’ve gone this far to get my attention. 1.1774 0.03975 124 105 16 3
1594 You’re right- I guess it has helped my complexion. 1.1774 0.04292 124 107 12 5
1595 My rock climbing Meetup last week did not go as planned. 1.1774 0.03975 124 105 16 3
1596 It began with a mere “dare.’” 1.1774 0.04136 124 106 14 4
1597 Great, Farley Katz graffiti'd the wall again. 1.1774 0.03975 124 105 16 3
1598 Yeah, my therapist said I should​ work on being more supportive. 1.1774 0.03806 124 104 18 2
1599 Only the most experienced climbers should attempt the Ex-Boyfriend rockface. 1.1774 0.03975 124 105 16 3
1600 I've always said you don't care who you step on getting to the top. 1.1774 0.03445 124 102 22 0
1601 I am literally your rock. 1.1774 0.03806 124 104 18 2
1602 They retrained me after I lost my body in a workplace accident. 1.1774 0.03806 124 104 18 2
1603 Stiff upper lip. 1.1774 0.03806 124 104 18 2
1604 I'm the obstacle of recurring disappointments. 1.1774 0.04136 124 106 14 4
1605 I would be deeply honored if you used my face for leverage. 1.1774 0.03975 124 105 16 3
1606 So I said to the genie, "I'd like to be a rock star!" 1.1774 0.04136 124 106 14 4
1607 No actually the people you step on as you go up, you also step on them on the way down. 1.1774 0.03975 124 105 16 3
1608 Just putting in a little face time. 1.1760 0.03945 125 106 16 3
1609 The doctor said I should face my fear of heights head on. 1.1760 0.03420 125 103 22 0
1610 Alas, poor Yorick! 1.1760 0.04260 125 108 12 5
1611 Surprise, I disappear along with the white rocks in two seconds. 1.1760 0.04106 125 107 14 4
1612 I was trying to get my head in the game 1.1760 0.03604 125 104 20 1
1613 Hi! I friended you on Facebook. 1.1760 0.03945 125 106 16 3
1614 You don't answer my calls or texts!" 1.1760 0.03945 125 106 16 3
1615 I was on the other wall. So it was reallu more of a lateral move. 1.1760 0.03945 125 106 16 3
1616 Watch the nose. I just had work done. 1.1760 0.03945 125 106 16 3
1617 Really, George, get a grip. 1.1760 0.03945 125 106 16 3
1618 Fair warning: I use hair gel. 1.1760 0.03945 125 106 16 3
1619 I'm a Scorpio. You? 1.1760 0.04260 125 108 12 5
1620 Thanks for the ‘heads-up’ about the ‘leg-up,’ Cliff. 1.1760 0.03945 125 106 16 3
1621 Go ahead and step on me. I’m used to it! 1.1760 0.03604 125 104 20 1
1622 You said you wanted Face Time. So talk! 1.1750 0.04042 120 102 15 3
1623 It's called extreme stalking. 1.1750 0.04042 120 102 15 3
1624 You think THIS is bad? When the boss climbs here, he makes me suck his dick! He calls it the cock-sucking rock! 1.1750 0.04211 120 103 13 4
1625 There's handholds on your side? 1.1750 0.04211 120 103 13 4
1626 Just not in the eyes. 1.1750 0.04042 120 102 15 3
1627 You're only using me on your way up> 1.1750 0.03864 120 101 17 2
1628 No Im not the North face for the 100th time! 1.1750 0.04374 120 104 11 5
1629 Trump will do anything to touch my p---y" 1.1750 0.04211 120 103 13 4
1630 Could you lend me a hand? 1.1750 0.03864 120 101 17 2
1631 You promised me a leg up 1.1750 0.03864 120 101 17 2
1632 It's Ok. People have been stepping all over me on their way up my whole life. 1.1750 0.03679 120 100 19 1
1633 Please, no crampons! 1.1750 0.03864 120 101 17 2
1634 I’m look sad, not down. I don’t look down. DON’T LOOK DOWN! 1.1750 0.04532 120 105 9 6
1635 I sure appreciate your visits, Julie. See you next week. 1.1750 0.03679 120 100 19 1
1636 I'm a rock face! Get it? Ha... please help me, it's been 10 years and this isn't funny anymore. 1.1750 0.04042 120 102 15 3
1637 You're on a journey to nowhere. 1.1750 0.04211 120 103 13 4
1638 This type of dating service sucks! 1.1750 0.03864 120 101 17 2
1639 Sorry, but at least you have a job in the entertainment industry that pays. 1.1750 0.03679 120 100 19 1
1640 The job posting said it would be a good stepping stone. 1.1750 0.03679 120 100 19 1
1641 Oh, it's not so bad. I'm the highest paid Ph.D. in Sociology in my class. And I get to look into a lot of girls' shirts. 1.1750 0.03864 120 101 17 2
1642 I knew she'd be mad that I cheated,, but I never expected her to go Game of Thrones on me! 1.1750 0.04042 120 102 15 3
1643 Excuse me, but I could use a hand here. 1.1750 0.03864 120 101 17 2
1644 I've been feeling so detached lately. 1.1750 0.04042 120 102 15 3
1645 You're avoiding me like I have climbmydia or something. 1.1750 0.04042 120 102 15 3
1646 ...so I told Fat Frankie our defense was between a rock and a hard place. 1.1750 0.04374 120 104 11 5
1647 Don’t mess my hair! 1.1750 0.04532 120 105 9 6
1648 sorry, i'm climbing the corporate ladder at any cost. 1.1750 0.04042 120 102 15 3
1649 Ugh, I have a boyfriend. 1.1750 0.04042 120 102 15 3
1650 I’m trying to get a head 1.1750 0.04042 120 102 15 3
1651 All the interns have to do this. 1.1750 0.04211 120 103 13 4
1652 Nope, I'm the Talking Head who's still stoned 1.1750 0.04211 120 103 13 4
1653 Be the wall. 1.1750 0.03864 120 101 17 2
1654 You don't care who you have to step on to get ahead! 1.1750 0.04374 120 104 11 5
1655 Go ahead - walk all over me. It's never stopped the other girls. 1.1750 0.04374 120 104 11 5
1656 I dropped my glasses. 1.1750 0.04211 120 103 13 4
1657 Go ahead - you already stepped on my heart. 1.1750 0.03864 120 101 17 2
1658 Inside a Harvey Weinstein Nightmare. 1.1750 0.04042 120 102 15 3
1659 Dwayne? Dwayne "The Rock" Johnson? 1.1750 0.04042 120 102 15 3
1660 When you answer an executive headhunter ad, be careful. 1.1750 0.04532 120 105 9 6
1661 Hi, Rocky! - Didn't know you worked here. 1.1750 0.04042 120 102 15 3
1662 This was my boss' idea of a raise. 1.1750 0.04211 120 103 13 4
1663 The pay is terrible, but the view isn't bad. 1.1750 0.03864 120 101 17 2
1664 Frank was relegated to the most remedial positions at the Acme Rock Climbing Wall Building Company after the whole #metoo scandal at last year's Christmas party. 1.1750 0.04211 120 103 13 4
1665 I said I needed to grab some space, not your face! 1.1750 0.04374 120 104 11 5
1666 I'm so tired of being treated like a doormat. 1.1750 0.04042 120 102 15 3
1667 All in all I'm just another brick in the wall. 1.1750 0.04211 120 103 13 4
1668 So you did think of me.... the last time we talked you said just the thought of me made you want to climb up a wall. 1.1750 0.04042 120 102 15 3
1669 baby you got a hold on me... 1.1750 0.03864 120 101 17 2
1670 Hey, watch the hair! 1.1750 0.04042 120 102 15 3
1671 Oww! My crotch! 1.1750 0.03864 120 101 17 2
1672 Are You A Social Climber? 1.1750 0.04042 120 102 15 3
1673 I'm working my way through medical school. It's a living. 1.1750 0.04211 120 103 13 4
1674 "I'd love to step on that one. It looks just like my ex." ' 1.1750 0.04211 120 103 13 4
1675 Gosh, you really are my rock! 1.1750 0.04042 120 102 15 3
1676 May I show you something in a size 6 moccasin? 1.1750 0.03679 120 100 19 1
1677 In my former life, my friends never thought the nickname stonewall would stick. 1.1750 0.03864 120 101 17 2
1678 Garrett, I said “Let’s FaceTime later, not face climb!” 1.1750 0.04211 120 103 13 4
1679 I expect to be moving up in the coming months. 1.1750 0.03679 120 100 19 1
1680 Jim’s attempts at speed dating at new heights kept failing. 1.1750 0.04374 120 104 11 5
1681 I'm actually a foreign born relative of Donald Trump. 1.1750 0.03864 120 101 17 2
1682 ''Penance?'' 1.1750 0.04042 120 102 15 3
1683 I’ve always been more of a Beta male 1.1736 0.03651 121 101 19 1
1684 And I don't like heights. 1.1736 0.03835 121 102 17 2
1685 I threw a pebble at Donald Trump in third grade. 1.1736 0.04179 121 104 13 4
1686 I asked them to waive the student activities fee. 1.1721 0.03980 122 104 15 3
1687 Um...Look, I know I said I'd support you in this relationship in any way I could, but I think I'm going to have to draw the line here. 1.1695 0.04047 118 101 14 3
1688 I feel like I could be so much more than a stepbrother to you. 1.1695 0.03864 118 100 16 2
1689 Oh, just go ahead and do it! You know you want to. 1.1695 0.04047 118 101 14 3
1690 Yes, I KNOW I'm between a rock and a hard place! 1.1695 0.04222 118 102 12 4
1691 You mean this isn't Mt. Rushmore? 1.1695 0.04390 118 103 10 5
1692 I thought it was for taking pictures. 1.1695 0.03864 118 100 16 2
1693 You misheard--I said "get off my rocks." 1.1695 0.04390 118 103 10 5
1694 Watch out for the pomade 1.1695 0.03671 118 99 18 1
1695 You came this far to get a head 1.1695 0.04047 118 101 14 3
1696 This is me supporting you through life’s hurdles. 1.1695 0.03864 118 100 16 2
1697 Please don’t mess up my hair 1.1695 0.03671 118 99 18 1
1698 That's the last time I insult the "Me Too" movement in a house full of women. 1.1695 0.03864 118 100 16 2
1699 Did you try to cancel your membership, Sir? 1.1695 0.04390 118 103 10 5
1700 You need to find another way to meet woman! 1.1695 0.04047 118 101 14 3
1701 Remember who helped on your way down! 1.1695 0.04047 118 101 14 3
1702 I forgot to return the rental shoes. 1.1695 0.04047 118 101 14 3
1703 I ain't your stepping stone. 1.1695 0.04222 118 102 12 4
1704 Yeah, I knew the Rock before he became Dwayne Johnson... 1.1695 0.03864 118 100 16 2
1705 Go, ahead. 1.1695 0.04552 118 104 8 6
1706 The genie granted me one wish. I said, “I’d like to be someone important.” 1.1695 0.03671 118 99 18 1
1707 After years in the corporate world letting people climb up my back, this seemed a logical "next step." 1.1695 0.03469 118 98 20 0
1708 You get me. 1.1695 0.04047 118 101 14 3
1709 Could you hand me a tissue? I need to blow my nose. 1.1695 0.04047 118 101 14 3
1710 Hi, my name is Brock. Welcome to Brock climbing. 1.1695 0.04222 118 102 12 4
1711 Whoa...it's a real rock face! 1.1695 0.04390 118 103 10 5
1712 It's my real hair just be careful I use Gel? 1.1695 0.03671 118 99 18 1
1713 I chose door number 2. 1.1695 0.03469 118 98 20 0
1714 Jerry was going to be an unfortunate casualty in her climb to the top. 1.1695 0.04222 118 102 12 4
1715 I think we need to talk. 1.1695 0.04047 118 101 14 3
1716 Put your foot in your own mouth. 1.1695 0.04047 118 101 14 3
1717 Before I step on you, I must ask, "Will you still be here when I come back down?" 1.1695 0.03864 118 100 16 2
1718 You wouldn't happen to know a men's rights lawyer, do you? 1.1695 0.03864 118 100 16 2
1719 I'm just another stepping stone on your way to the top. 1.1695 0.03864 118 100 16 2
1720 Would you like a head's up when I make my next move? 1.1695 0.04047 118 101 14 3
1721 My therapist says I need some physical human contact. 1.1695 0.03864 118 100 16 2
1722 You weren't kidding. People really are walking all over you at work. 1.1695 0.04047 118 101 14 3
1723 Cliff and his Tinder date meet for the first time. 1.1695 0.04047 118 101 14 3
1724 Surprise! 1.1695 0.03864 118 100 16 2
1725 Skip me. I bite ! 1.1695 0.03671 118 99 18 1
1726 I was like you, once. 1.1695 0.04552 118 104 8 6
1727 All of them started out just like me! 1.1695 0.04047 118 101 14 3
1728 Just watch the hair please. 1.1695 0.03864 118 100 16 2
1729 I was working outdoors, but the pitons were killing me. 1.1695 0.03864 118 100 16 2
1730 Come here often? 1.1695 0.04390 118 103 10 5
1731 Who knew playing air guitar would lead to a permanent rock face? 1.1695 0.03864 118 100 16 2
1732 Be careful what you wish for. 1.1695 0.03671 118 99 18 1
1733 I only made it this far. 1.1695 0.03864 118 100 16 2
1734 Whatever you do, don't forget to tip the belayer. 1.1695 0.04047 118 101 14 3
1735 You should be fine, I'm getting a stiff neck. 1.1695 0.04222 118 102 12 4
1736 I misunderstood my agent. I thought I was auditioning to play The Rock. 1.1695 0.04047 118 101 14 3
1737 OK. Let's talk. 1.1695 0.04222 118 102 12 4
1738 Facing the challenge doesn’t always make you a winner 1.1695 0.03864 118 100 16 2
1739 I feel like we are stuck between a rock and a hard place. 1.1695 0.03469 118 98 20 0
1740 Trump’s busy buying the last spot on Mount Rushmore, so I’ll settle for this. 1.1695 0.04222 118 102 12 4
1741 Well, fancy meeting you here. I thought you had a headache. 1.1695 0.04222 118 102 12 4
1742 You were right; I am a blockhead. 1.1695 0.03864 118 100 16 2
1743 Imagine seeing you here! What are the chances? 1.1652 0.03478 115 96 19 0
1744 You find me repelling, don’t you? 1.1652 0.04266 115 100 11 4
1745 If you put your right big to against my eyelid and push the ball of your foot against my nose you can just reach that dark grey undercling on the overhang. 1.1652 0.03691 115 97 17 1
1746 I wanted Mt Rushmore, but I guess this is ok.. 1.1652 0.03691 115 97 17 1
1747 It’s just nice to feel needed. 1.1652 0.03691 115 97 17 1
1748 I've been called a block head, rock head, you name it. 1.1652 0.04266 115 100 11 4
1749 Congratulations. Your next level is climbing the face of a cliff. 1.1652 0.03691 115 97 17 1
1750 Don't try to go down the back side..... 1.1652 0.04083 115 99 13 3
1751 Let me guess.....the sperm bank was closed? 1.1652 0.03892 115 98 15 2
1752 I get climbers comfortable with scaling the face of a mountain. 1.1652 0.03691 115 97 17 1
1753 Your right foot is already on my groin. 1.1652 0.04083 115 99 13 3
1754 This is brutal but it's still a lot better than my last job at the William Tell Archery Club. 1.1652 0.03892 115 98 15 2
1755 They caught me rock climbing after hours. 1.1652 0.03478 115 96 19 0
1756 You're probably just like all the others--kind words and a tender touch now, but soon you'll be walking all over me. 1.1652 0.03892 115 98 15 2
1757 When I said I didn't want to step on any toes, this is not what I meant.. 1.1652 0.04083 115 99 13 3
1758 Easy there. That's Lisa you're standing on. 1.1652 0.03892 115 98 15 2
1759 How come I'm always the one to give support? 1.1652 0.03892 115 98 15 2
1760 Face it fella ... women are moving up in the world! 1.1652 0.03892 115 98 15 2
1761 Paul Simon was an island. Why am I THIS kind of rock? 1.1652 0.04083 115 99 13 3
1762 I think you’re falling for me. 1.1652 0.03691 115 97 17 1
1763 Well. you told me you wouldn't be seeing me again. 1.1652 0.04083 115 99 13 3
1764 The dating service said this would be a good way to meet people. 1.1652 0.04083 115 99 13 3
1765 Remember to tip your Instructor. 1.1652 0.04266 115 100 11 4
1766 I wanted to offer you support 1.1652 0.03478 115 96 19 0
1767 Can you give me hand - and preferably not a foot? 1.1652 0.03892 115 98 15 2
1768 Worst carnival gig ever!! 1.1652 0.03691 115 97 17 1
1769 Sometimes it's not the "shoulders of giants" that let you get to new heights.... 1.1652 0.03892 115 98 15 2
1770 I stuck my face in here so you could walk all over it again on the advice of my divorce attorney. 1.1652 0.03691 115 97 17 1
1771 I asked the genie to make me THE Rock not a rock. 1.1652 0.03691 115 97 17 1
1772 So you hold on to those for support, but not me?! 1.1652 0.03892 115 98 15 2
1773 Don't step on me, please. 1.1652 0.04083 115 99 13 3
1774 Me Too gave me a choice: either this or a pillar of salt. 1.1652 0.03892 115 98 15 2
1775 Oil can! 1.1652 0.04266 115 100 11 4
1776 Why do you keep walking all over me? 1.1652 0.03691 115 97 17 1
1777 No rock, but definitely a hard place. 1.1652 0.03892 115 98 15 2
1778 It's time for you to get a new life coach 1.1652 0.04083 115 99 13 3
1779 What's wrong with aiming a little lower? 1.1652 0.04266 115 100 11 4
1780 Welcome to Facerock! The new social network where former classmates randomly appear on an actual wall! 1.1652 0.03892 115 98 15 2
1781 Watch out dude... she’s a social climber 1.1652 0.04441 115 101 9 5
1782 I lost a bet. Please step on my head so I can get out of here. 1.1652 0.04266 115 100 11 4
1783 Walk all over me, I’m interning. 1.1652 0.03892 115 98 15 2
1784 Paul then realized that the date had gone horribly wrong. 1.1607 0.04120 112 97 12 3
1785 Go back, its a trap! 1.1607 0.04120 112 97 12 3
1786 I forgot that this is what government interns have to go through. 1.1607 0.03920 112 96 14 2
1787 I don’t think this one will support me. He looks like my ex. 1.1607 0.03920 112 96 14 2
1788 It's okay honey, daddy is just saving for your college education. 1.1607 0.03920 112 96 14 2
1789 I was just another brick in the wall at my last job. 1.1607 0.03920 112 96 14 2
1790 They hate me for my freedoms. 1.1607 0.03710 112 95 16 1
1791 This is nothing — there’s paintball in the next room. 1.1607 0.03710 112 95 16 1
1792 Did you forget to put on deoderant, again? 1.1607 0.03710 112 95 16 1
1793 No matter how hard she tried, Darcy simply could not find a diversion to take her mind off her old boyfriend. 1.1607 0.04120 112 97 12 3
1794 Marketing thought it would be hilarious...Get it? "North FACE?" 1.1607 0.03486 112 94 18 0
1795 I realize that this is the exact training I'll need to get into politics successfully. 1.1607 0.03920 112 96 14 2
1796 I really think that we should start seeing other people. 1.1607 0.03710 112 95 16 1
1797 I couldn't make it to the top 1.1607 0.04311 112 98 10 4
1798 I thought they would never fill the position. 1.1593 0.03888 113 97 14 2
1799 I know what you're thinking: Will I hold or will I crumble? Being that it's a 44-foot drop, you gotta ask yourself: 'Do I feel lucky?' Well, punky, do ya? 1.1593 0.03679 113 96 16 1
1800 Face it. No way I’d fall for you. 1.1562 0.04274 96 83 11 2
1801 The last climber took my nose ring for a carabiner. 1.1560 0.03948 109 94 13 2
1802 I had something else in mind when I said I'll support you. 1.1560 0.03948 109 94 13 2
1803 It was either this or an unpaid internship at my father-in-law's firm. 1.1560 0.04158 109 95 11 3
1804 I don't suppose you could give me a hand? 1.1560 0.03491 109 92 17 0
1805 I answered an ad to help give kids a leg-up. 1.1560 0.03491 109 92 17 0
1806 I've been wondering how to reach you. 1.1560 0.03948 109 94 13 2
1807 Just remember you're going to meet me again on your way down. 1.1560 0.03948 109 94 13 2
1808 It is so depressing when everybody climbs over me to get to the top. 1.1560 0.03727 109 93 15 1
1809 Be nice to the people you meet along the way; you'll meet them again on the way down 1.1560 0.03491 109 92 17 0
1810 I see you're wearing those new Patagonia® crotchless rock pants." 1.1560 0.04357 109 96 9 4
1811 'The internship would lead to higher things,' they said. 1.1560 0.03727 109 93 15 1
1812 I know this looks unpleasant, but the other side of the wall is magical. 1.1560 0.03491 109 92 17 0
1813 Is this really the new Tinder? 1.1560 0.03948 109 94 13 2
1814 Sure I can give you a heads up, but it won't be pleasant for either of us. 1.1560 0.03727 109 93 15 1
1815 Trust me. My nose is very slippery. 1.1560 0.04158 109 95 11 3
1816 heading my way?| 1.1560 0.03491 109 92 17 0
1817 This new detention policy should be declared cruel and unusual. 1.1560 0.03948 109 94 13 2
1818 They told me it would be a job in a high level position 1.1560 0.04158 109 95 11 3
1819 At least at this point you're not talking to the wall. 1.1560 0.03727 109 93 15 1
1820 I'm tired of everyone stepping on me to reach the top. 1.1560 0.03727 109 93 15 1
1821 And so the #hetoo movement began. 1.1560 0.03948 109 94 13 2
1822 Im fine actually, people tell me I have resting cliff face. 1.1560 0.03948 109 94 13 2
1823 Tell Laura I am hanging in there. 1.1560 0.03948 109 94 13 2
1824 Onrope dating 1.1560 0.03948 109 94 13 2
1825 Sarah didn't care who she had to step on to get to where she was going... 1.1560 0.03948 109 94 13 2
1826 If you hadn’t had that nose job this would be much easier 1.1560 0.03948 109 94 13 2
1827 Oh wow my ex finally got a job! 1.1560 0.03948 109 94 13 2
1828 Just don't muss my hair. 1.1560 0.04158 109 95 11 3
1829 I told you and I meant it...I will always be there for you kiddo 1.1560 0.03727 109 93 15 1
1830 That's the last time I don't wear my seat belt. 1.1560 0.03948 109 94 13 2
1831 I swear the hole was bigger on the other side ... 1.1560 0.03948 109 94 13 2
1832 Is that you Dad? 1.1560 0.03727 109 93 15 1
1833 What don’t you get about it being over?! 1.1560 0.04158 109 95 11 3
1834 Be careful, you could fall for me. 1.1560 0.03948 109 94 13 2
1835 Grab on. I'm rock hard. 1.1560 0.04357 109 96 9 4
1836 is this what you meant by "climb on to my face and sit?" 1.1560 0.03948 109 94 13 2
1837 I had something else in mind when we talked about more FaceTime together! 1.1560 0.03727 109 93 15 1
1838 Yes, I am head over heels. 1.1560 0.04357 109 96 9 4
1839 Go ahead, step on my head, its just a cartoon. 1.1560 0.03948 109 94 13 2
1840 And this is going to help me understand your “I feel like I’m talking to a wall” rants? 1.1560 0.03948 109 94 13 2
1841 I really thought we had a solid foundation. 1.1560 0.03727 109 93 15 1
1842 I guess they really were serious about having your head if your membership goes into arrears. 1.1560 0.03948 109 94 13 2
1843 Need a hand? 1.1560 0.03727 109 93 15 1
1844 Why the long face, kid? You rock! 1.1560 0.04548 109 97 7 5
1845 I always told you I'd be your rock. 1.1560 0.03491 109 92 17 0
1846 I'm filling in for the rock resting on the roof. 1.1560 0.03491 109 92 17 0
1847 My friends said I should be boulder 1.1560 0.03948 109 94 13 2
1848 When they said this job was 'people facing', I didn't think this is what they meant 1.1560 0.04158 109 95 11 3
1849 Trust me. When you fall, you fall hard. 1.1560 0.03948 109 94 13 2
1850 Stone faced? you betcha! 1.1560 0.03727 109 93 15 1
1851 I just saw this hole in the wall and decided to put my face in it... 1.1560 0.04158 109 95 11 3
1852 Do you have any aspirin? 1.1560 0.03727 109 93 15 1
1853 You're not the first who's stepped on me to get to the top. 1.1560 0.03727 109 93 15 1
1854 We believe in the ethical treatment of rocks and today this one has the day off. 1.1560 0.03948 109 94 13 2
1855 I promise our second date will be better 1.1560 0.04158 109 95 11 3
1856 Fred! Not again! 1.1560 0.03948 109 94 13 2
1857 As a child I dreamt of being on Mount Rushmore. 1.1560 0.03948 109 94 13 2
1858 Give us a kiss. 1.1560 0.03727 109 93 15 1
1859 A rock face climbing wall. 1.1560 0.03948 109 94 13 2
1860 Going up? 1.1560 0.04158 109 95 11 3
1861 It’s okay, I’m used to it. 1.1560 0.03727 109 93 15 1
1862 Just hold me and never let go. 1.1560 0.03727 109 93 15 1
1863 I prefer to be a handhold 1.1560 0.03491 109 92 17 0
1864 Hi, Dad. Are you checking on me? 1.1560 0.04158 109 95 11 3
1865 I'm not going to be ignored, Danielle. 1.1560 0.03727 109 93 15 1
1866 Apparently it's hard to find work as a grip outside of Hollywood. 1.1560 0.03491 109 92 17 0
1867 This wasn't my idea for a first date. 1.1560 0.04357 109 96 9 4
1868 Jeff, when I said sports were good for you, this wasn't what I meant! 1.1560 0.04158 109 95 11 3
1869 This is coming to a head. 1.1560 0.03948 109 94 13 2
1870 I don't understand why you keep stonewalling me. 1.1560 0.03948 109 94 13 2
1871 You are a step ahead of all the other social climbers. 1.1560 0.03491 109 92 17 0
1872 If you think this is bad, you don't even want to know what's happening on the other side of the wall. 1.1560 0.03491 109 92 17 0
1873 Well, this is a unique rock face. 1.1560 0.03727 109 93 15 1
1874 For once, I've become the stepping stone 1.1560 0.03727 109 93 15 1
1875 It's hard to meet people when you don't do social media 1.1560 0.03491 109 92 17 0
1876 Well, my last name IS Jackson... 1.1560 0.04158 109 95 11 3
1877 Don't worry, its just a part time job. 1.1560 0.03948 109 94 13 2
1878 "Not sure I want to be your rock any more!" 1.1560 0.03948 109 94 13 2
1879 I prefer the social climbers. 1.1560 0.03491 109 92 17 0
1880 It's depressing. Sometimes I feel like I am just another brick in the wall. 1.1560 0.03727 109 93 15 1
1881 Match, eharmony, tinder now this crap... 1.1560 0.03948 109 94 13 2
1882 I started out in the mail room. 1.1560 0.03948 109 94 13 2
1883 My last job was being the mat. 1.1560 0.03948 109 94 13 2
1884 Act normal and just call the police. Quick! 1.1560 0.03727 109 93 15 1
1885 What happened to the shower room? 1.1560 0.04158 109 95 11 3
1886 Would you mind taking your shoe off? I'm kind of into that. 1.1560 0.04357 109 96 9 4
1887 Go ahead, continue to step all over me. 1.1560 0.03727 109 93 15 1
1888 I’m with ICE, show me your documents please 1.1560 0.03948 109 94 13 2
1889 Dad! For Christ sake I've been looking all over for you! 1.1560 0.03727 109 93 15 1
1890 But I'm not a therapist. I'm only a social climber. 1.1560 0.04158 109 95 11 3
1891 I had aspirations to be on Mount Rushmore. 1.1560 0.03948 109 94 13 2
1892 Just avoid the obligatory 'Stonewall Jackson" pun and we'll call it even. 1.1560 0.03727 109 93 15 1
1893 I'll always be your rock! 1.1560 0.03948 109 94 13 2
1894 You've got a head start. 1.1560 0.03948 109 94 13 2
1895 Mountaineers are cruel, they say my face is too hard to climb 1.1560 0.03727 109 93 15 1
1896 Yes, you are my rock. Now prove it. 1.1560 0.03948 109 94 13 2
1897 "You're about to climb a real rock face. 1.1560 0.04357 109 96 9 4
1898 We've got to stop meeting like this. 1.1560 0.04158 109 95 11 3
1899 Help, I’ve fallen in and can’t get out. 1.1560 0.03727 109 93 15 1
1900 It’s not Mount Rushmore but... 1.1560 0.03948 109 94 13 2
1901 This is what happens when you lose 'American Ninja Warrior.' 1.1560 0.04357 109 96 9 4
1902 Let’s face it, it’s a hard climb to the top! 1.1560 0.03948 109 94 13 2
1903 It's not as comfortable as I imagined, but being promoted to head of surveillance is a good career move for me. 1.1560 0.03727 109 93 15 1
1904 Don't act like this is the first time you've face palmed me. 1.1560 0.04158 109 95 11 3
1905 eh student loans 1.1560 0.03948 109 94 13 2
1906 That’s one way to get a head 1.1560 0.03948 109 94 13 2
1907 The boss said I could get ahead in the amusement business; didn’t realize he meant my head. 1.1560 0.03948 109 94 13 2
1908 I've always been between a rock and a hard place 1.1560 0.04158 109 95 11 3
1909 You're stepping on my wife. 1.1560 0.04158 109 95 11 3
1910 They didn't tell you this was the new corporate ladder? 1.1560 0.04158 109 95 11 3
1911 Why can’t I get belayed? 1.1560 0.03727 109 93 15 1
1912 Congratulations for finding Waldo on the climbing wall. 1.1560 0.04158 109 95 11 3
1913 Well, actually, I yi yi yi yi am your stepping stone. 1.1560 0.04158 109 95 11 3
1914 Just remember, the ones you step on on the way up, you may meet up on the way down. 1.1560 0.03948 109 94 13 2
1915 If I see a hole, I stick my head through it. It's a compulsion. 1.1560 0.04158 109 95 11 3
1916 You have to face your demons head on, if your are ever going to move past them. 1.1560 0.03727 109 93 15 1
1917 I just don’t understand how you can get over me so easily. 1.1560 0.04357 109 96 9 4
1918 Maybe if you read Jordan Peterson you'd understand how I'm being oppressed. 1.1560 0.04548 109 97 7 5
1919 It still beats my old job on the corporate ladder. 1.1560 0.03727 109 93 15 1
1920 Go ahead. I'm used to being stepped on. 1.1560 0.03727 109 93 15 1
1921 Don’t let go! 1.1560 0.03727 109 93 15 1
1922 For the 10th time my answer is still no. 1.1560 0.03948 109 94 13 2
1923 At least the birds don’t bother me like when I have to work outside. 1.1560 0.03727 109 93 15 1
1924 All in all you're just another face in the wall. 1.1560 0.03948 109 94 13 2
1925 The TaskRabbit description said "Replace missing wall-climbing rock." 1.1560 0.04158 109 95 11 3
1926 Pick me! 1.1560 0.04158 109 95 11 3
1927 I'm tired of being just another step on your climb to greater heights. 1.1560 0.03727 109 93 15 1
1928 Hi there, my names Bob, wanna hang out? 1.1560 0.03491 109 92 17 0
1929 Hi John, but we have to stop meeting like this! 1.1560 0.03491 109 92 17 0
1930 I always knew I was just a stepping stone to you. 1.1560 0.03948 109 94 13 2
1931 I used to be the face on the barroom floor. But my doctor told me to get some exercise. 1.1560 0.03727 109 93 15 1
1932 You’ll never guess who I stepped on on my way to the top! 1.1560 0.03948 109 94 13 2
1933 Yes, you're hallucinating. I moved away after we broke up. 1.1560 0.03948 109 94 13 2
1934 We never hang out anymore 1.1560 0.04158 109 95 11 3
1935 You need to spread your legs and trust the rubber. 1.1560 0.04357 109 96 9 4
1936 Please be careful; I just had a nose job. 1.1560 0.03948 109 94 13 2
1937 This is what they call rock-bottomless 1.1560 0.04158 109 95 11 3
1938 Don’t worry, I promise to be gentle. 1.1560 0.04357 109 96 9 4
1939 Babe, why won't you return my Facebook messages?" 1.1560 0.03727 109 93 15 1
1940 Rock Hudson." Fine! I get it! I just don't think it's funny 1.1560 0.04158 109 95 11 3
1941 I just want someone to hold on to me. 1.1560 0.03727 109 93 15 1
1942 Just treat me like you would any other rock face. 1.1560 0.03948 109 94 13 2
1943 I know this isn't what you would expect on a first date. 1.1560 0.03948 109 94 13 2
1944 I'm falling head over heels over you! 1.1560 0.03948 109 94 13 2
1945 Let's talk on my way down._ 1.1560 0.03727 109 93 15 1
1946 I really think you need to get a grip! 1.1560 0.03948 109 94 13 2
1947 You're probably wondering why I don't have a beard ... 1.1560 0.03948 109 94 13 2
1948 You seem to have a foothold on my problem. 1.1560 0.03727 109 93 15 1
1949 So much for a chiseled jawline 1.1560 0.03948 109 94 13 2
1950 Don’t mind me I’m the Geology Intern. 1.1560 0.03727 109 93 15 1
1951 They wanted to go interactive." 1.1560 0.03727 109 93 15 1
1952 Just not the hair, please. 1.1560 0.03948 109 94 13 2
1953 Do you mind not putting to much pressure on your right foot? That rock is in a sensitive spot there. 1.1560 0.04158 109 95 11 3
1954 Please tell me you're not wearing spiked shoes. 1.1560 0.03948 109 94 13 2
1955 Bob, I've told you not to drive that fast in the parking lot" 1.1560 0.03491 109 92 17 0
1956 Still, this is better than my job in the ice-climbing center. 1.1545 0.04122 110 96 11 3
1957 Do I have anything stuck in my teeth? 1.1545 0.03915 110 95 13 2
1958 The last thing I can remember is asking the boss for a foot hold on the next higher job opening. 1.1545 0.03695 110 94 15 1
1959 I said I wanted to come back as a rock star. 1.1545 0.03695 110 94 15 1
1960 Hey, what's this hole here for? Oh. 1.1545 0.03915 110 95 13 2
1961 I didn'twant you to find out this way 1.1545 0.03695 110 94 15 1
1962 This proffered #MeToo moment will cost you an additional twenty-five bucks should you avail yourself of the opportunity. 1.1545 0.03695 110 94 15 1
1963 I love teaching. I really do. 1.1545 0.04122 110 96 11 3
1964 Tabitha, please just hear me out 1.1545 0.03462 110 93 17 0
1965 Okay, I admit it. I'm looking for a little intimacy. 1.1545 0.03462 110 93 17 0
1966 I had fun on our date and wanted to leave a post on your wall. 1.1545 0.03695 110 94 15 1
1967 I'm sorry to inform you your card was declined. 1.1545 0.04122 110 96 11 3
1968 You really are as dumb as a rock! 1.1545 0.03915 110 95 13 2
1969 The genie asked how I liked it and all I said was "On the rocks." 1.1538 0.03809 104 89 14 1
1970 Please hurry,there's another climber on my side of the wall! 1.1532 0.03882 111 96 13 2
1971 One more step and one of us is going to get a call from H.R. 1.1524 0.04010 105 91 12 2
1972 Well, when it’s a really pretty climber like you, the karma doesn’t seem all that bad. 1.1524 0.04010 105 91 12 2
1973 I know I lost the bet, but you said nothing about crampons. 1.1509 0.03975 106 92 12 2
1974 Will you please get your foot off my groin? 1.1509 0.04195 106 93 10 3
1975 I only took this job because its a stepping stone. 1.1509 0.03494 106 90 16 0
1976 Whatever you do, just don't muss the hair! 1.1509 0.03975 106 92 12 2
1977 ...but they chose another rock face to be the face of The North Face. 1.1509 0.03975 106 92 12 2
1978 Please don't put any more chalk on my hair! 1.1509 0.03494 106 90 16 0
1979 You’ve got your foot on my crotch. 1.1509 0.04195 106 93 10 3
1980 Sure, go here. I've always been someone's stepping stone. 1.1509 0.03742 106 91 14 1
1981 There was an orientation? I thought I could just jump in headfirst." 1.1509 0.04195 106 93 10 3
1982 Yo, Adrian! I gotta pee. 1.1509 0.03975 106 92 12 2
1983 Can you just tell the kids I went out for cigarettes? 1.1509 0.03975 106 92 12 2
1984 Mom said I had a hard head, so I'm employing my best asset. 1.1509 0.03975 106 92 12 2
1985 You can pretend it's Mount Rushmore. The bald guy gets here at 3 if you want to climb Half Dome. And please, no pitons. 1.1509 0.03742 106 91 14 1
1986 I’d exchange your glass ceiling for this rock wall in a heartbeat. 1.1509 0.03742 106 91 14 1
1987 The corporate climbing wall 1.1509 0.03742 106 91 14 1
1988 Let me guess, you didn't read the fine print in the waiver? 1.1509 0.03742 106 91 14 1
1989 You don’t want to know what’s happening on the other side of this wall 1.1509 0.03975 106 92 12 2
1990 Bobby Riggs in hell. 1.1509 0.04195 106 93 10 3
1991 First they called me a blockhead... 1.1509 0.03742 106 91 14 1
1992 Everyone climbs over me on their way to the top. 1.1509 0.03494 106 90 16 0
1993 Yea I know, $12 per hour and I just got a raise. 1.1509 0.03975 106 92 12 2
1994 We’ve got to quit meeting this way. 1.1509 0.04195 106 93 10 3
1995 About the divorce.....was it because I cared too much? 1.1509 0.04195 106 93 10 3
1996 First Pompeii and now this? 1.1509 0.03975 106 92 12 2
1997 I guess I'm just another stepping stone to you. 1.1509 0.03975 106 92 12 2
1998 Excuse me, would you mind taking care of the itch on my nose, please? 1.1509 0.03975 106 92 12 2
1999 Am I just a stepping stone to you? 1.1509 0.03742 106 91 14 1
2000 I know you had a second job, Eric, but this is crazy. 1.1509 0.04195 106 93 10 3
2001 When you get to the top get me a beer. 1.1509 0.03742 106 91 14 1
2002 Sorry... CCTV not working today. 1.1509 0.03742 106 91 14 1
2003 Well, this is quite the relief. 1.1509 0.03742 106 91 14 1
2004 Very funny but the answer is still NO 1.1509 0.03975 106 92 12 2
2005 No, I'm not stalking you. It's just a part time job. 1.1509 0.03494 106 90 16 0
2006 And then he asked me if I wanted to get stoned. 1.1509 0.04404 106 94 8 4
2007 Aren't those the socks you wore yesterday? 1.1509 0.03494 106 90 16 0
2008 Beware, I bite. 1.1509 0.04404 106 94 8 4
2009 I won the stone-face contest 1.1509 0.04195 106 93 10 3
2010 It's OK, really, I'm used to people stepping on me on their way to the top. 1.1509 0.03494 106 90 16 0
2011 Don't grab the hair. It's a toupee. 1.1509 0.03975 106 92 12 2
2012 Can’t we just kiss and make up? 1.1509 0.03975 106 92 12 2
2013 I know it's not the best job, but I do get great exposure. 1.1509 0.03975 106 92 12 2
2014 It was quick-dry cement. 1.1509 0.03742 106 91 14 1
2015 I thought his Dead Head days were over!” 1.1509 0.04195 106 93 10 3
2016 At least you're a useful stalker, now open wide for my sneaker. 1.1509 0.03975 106 92 12 2
2017 So they can call this a genuine rock face. 1.1509 0.04195 106 93 10 3
2018 Sometimes I wish I weren't so hard-headed. 1.1509 0.03742 106 91 14 1
2019 Fred? I never expected to see you here! 1.1509 0.03742 106 91 14 1
2020 No. I've never been on Facebook, but I wish I were there now. 1.1509 0.04195 106 93 10 3
2021 If you want to REALLY challenge yourself, try the MMA class next door. 1.1509 0.03742 106 91 14 1
2022 It was either this or polishing glass at the Brass Monkey. 1.1509 0.03742 106 91 14 1
2023 Yep, I'm new here. It's that obvious? 1.1509 0.03975 106 92 12 2
2024 It was so hard getting up here I decided just to stick around for awhile. 1.1509 0.03742 106 91 14 1
2025 The climb for success wasn't what I expected. 1.1509 0.03742 106 91 14 1
2026 I'm the face of the mountain. 1.1509 0.03975 106 92 12 2
2027 Marley was dead. This must be distinctly understood,or nothing wonderful can come of the story I am going to relate. 1.1509 0.03742 106 91 14 1
2028 Your hand, please. Not your foot. 1.1509 0.03742 106 91 14 1
2029 I told the genie that I wanted to be as hard as a rock. 1.1509 0.03742 106 91 14 1
2030 All I wished for was a Caribbean vacation and all I get are a bunch of vacationers sporting carabiners 1.1509 0.03975 106 92 12 2
2031 Be careful where you step on your way up, because you may see the same ones on your way down!" 1.1509 0.04195 106 93 10 3
2032 I wanted to break out of my comfort zone. 1.1509 0.03975 106 92 12 2
2033 This sober-dating rocks! 1.1509 0.04195 106 93 10 3
2034 Nobody ever comes back for their third wish. 1.1509 0.03975 106 92 12 2
2035 Between a rock and a hard face 1.1509 0.04195 106 93 10 3
2036 The director wanted Dwayne Johnson for this role, but he was too smooth. 1.1509 0.03494 106 90 16 0
2037 By the time I realized he was saying "hard ROCKS", it was too late. 1.1509 0.03494 106 90 16 0
2038 I hate traditional Chinese medicine. 1.1509 0.03975 106 92 12 2
2039 I wanna be a rock star! 1.1509 0.03975 106 92 12 2
2040 When I told them that I was a rock, I didn't think they'd take it literally. 1.1509 0.03494 106 90 16 0
2041 Don't listen to the experts, the gig economy isn't quite what it is cracked up to be... 1.1509 0.03742 106 91 14 1
2042 Just don't grab the nose, OK? 1.1509 0.04195 106 93 10 3
2043 The next time I paint I'll use a ladder. 1.1509 0.04404 106 94 8 4
2044 Who would climb the Wall of Death must answer me these questions three, 'ere the top of it she see. 1.1509 0.03975 106 92 12 2
2045 Yeah I know, the restraining order said not to get this close. 1.1509 0.03742 106 91 14 1
2046 All I wanted was to be just another brick in the wall, but it seems I can't even do that right. 1.1509 0.03742 106 91 14 1
2047 Lets face it, at least I'm not wearing stilettos! 1.1509 0.03742 106 91 14 1
2048 So I got that job where I didn't have to use my hands. 1.1509 0.03742 106 91 14 1
2049 Stephanie, I feel used. 1.1509 0.03975 106 92 12 2
2050 Don't just sit there all stone faced. Answer me. 1.1509 0.03742 106 91 14 1
2051 What do I have to do to get him off my mind? 1.1509 0.03742 106 91 14 1
2052 Haven't I stepped on you enough? 1.1509 0.03742 106 91 14 1
2053 And you thought you hated your job. 1.1509 0.03975 106 92 12 2
2054 Can you help me get out of here? 1.1509 0.04404 106 94 8 4
2055 Baby...Just try to get over me! 1.1509 0.04404 106 94 8 4
2056 Um, yeah. That's my spleen. 1.1509 0.03494 106 90 16 0
2057 Not the nose....Please! 1.1509 0.03494 106 90 16 0
2058 ABOUT FACE 1.1509 0.03742 106 91 14 1
2059 I'm sick of being someone else's stepping stone. 1.1509 0.04195 106 93 10 3
2060 I was always putting my foot in my mouth. Now everyone else does. 1.1509 0.04195 106 93 10 3
2061 Maybe my divorce lawyer was a bit too harsh. 1.1509 0.04195 106 93 10 3
2062 I dunno why women keep climbing all over me. 1.1509 0.04195 106 93 10 3
2063 Our relationship isn't scalable. 1.1509 0.03742 106 91 14 1
2064 Face your fears--don't fear my face. 1.1509 0.03742 106 91 14 1
2065 I told you, you're my rock. 1.1509 0.03494 106 90 16 0
2066 No, go ahead. Climb all over me. 1.1509 0.03975 106 92 12 2
2067 When they told me I couldn't worry about who I stepped on to make it to the top I didn't take them literally. 1.1456 0.04001 103 90 11 2
2068 Ow! Don't step there! 1.1456 0.03755 103 89 13 1
2069 What, you said we don’t do enough activities together. 1.1456 0.03755 103 89 13 1
2070 People grip me but nobody *holds* me... 1.1456 0.04451 103 92 7 4
2071 I’m so tired of getting stepped on at work, you know? 1.1456 0.03493 103 88 15 0
2072 I ranked last on "Employee of the month" selection. 1.1456 0.03493 103 88 15 0
2073 I know I look like brad pitt 1.1456 0.04001 103 90 11 2
2074 If you would be so kind...I seem to have misplaced my comb. 1.1456 0.03755 103 89 13 1
2075 Do you mind giving me a hand? 1.1456 0.03755 103 89 13 1
2076 Oh, just go ahead and do it. I've been stepped on before. 1.1456 0.04232 103 91 9 3
2077 I am just another step on your climb to the top. 1.1456 0.03755 103 89 13 1
2078 Looks like I’ve hit the mansplaining section. 1.1456 0.04001 103 90 11 2
2079 Hey lady, please don't put your foot in my mouth! 1.1456 0.03755 103 89 13 1
2080 I guess I 'm a knee man. 1.1456 0.03755 103 89 13 1
2081 Tell mom I'm sorry. 1.1456 0.04451 103 92 7 4
2082 Careful how you treat those on the way up because you’ll meet them again on tge way down 1.1456 0.03755 103 89 13 1
2083 Why is it so hard to reach you? 1.1456 0.03755 103 89 13 1
2084 Join the faceless they said. It would be easy they said. 1.1456 0.03493 103 88 15 0
2085 On our second date, let's just sit around. 1.1456 0.04001 103 90 11 2
2086 Wanna hand? 1.1456 0.03755 103 89 13 1
2087 Ya, the pay is awful, but it's full dental. 1.1456 0.04232 103 91 9 3
2088 Hey, speed dating plus a good fitness workout, what's not to like ? 1.1456 0.03755 103 89 13 1
2089 Namaste, I'm your sherpa, Jack. 1.1456 0.04001 103 90 11 2
2090 The judge in my case believes in imaginative sentencing. 1.1456 0.04001 103 90 11 2
2091 I'll be careful who I step on on the way up next time too 1.1456 0.04001 103 90 11 2
2092 What did you think I meant by 'craggy' good looks? 1.1456 0.04001 103 90 11 2
2093 Mr. Comey? 1.1456 0.04001 103 90 11 2
2094 Please rate your climbing experience on a scale of one to ten with one being 'Ah! the wall is talking to me' and ten being 'He's actually kind of hot!' 1.1456 0.03493 103 88 15 0
2095 Wow, this is literally a headwall. 1.1456 0.03755 103 89 13 1
2096 Trump Rushmore. Congress decided not to allocate much funding. 1.1456 0.04451 103 92 7 4
2097 No , I an not a pro ; I am a social climber . 1.1456 0.04001 103 90 11 2
2098 See, I can be your rock. 1.1456 0.03755 103 89 13 1
2099 I don't think this dating app is all that great. 1.1456 0.03493 103 88 15 0
2100 I have been waiting for someone like you 1.1456 0.03755 103 89 13 1
2101 Corporate said they were interested in somebody to use their head. 1.1456 0.04451 103 92 7 4
2102 Can you please step to the right? 1.1456 0.04001 103 90 11 2
2103 Mount Rushmore was my first choice. 1.1456 0.03755 103 89 13 1
2104 His name's Nemo. 1.1456 0.04232 103 91 9 3
2105 Please go horizontal. 1.1456 0.03755 103 89 13 1
2106 We've got to stop meeting this way! 1.1456 0.04001 103 90 11 2
2107 I resent being part of the metaphor for your ascent through life. 1.1456 0.04232 103 91 9 3
2108 And, so I said "Build the wall; it will be SO easy!" 1.1456 0.04451 103 92 7 4
2109 Please don’t. I have attachment issues. 1.1456 0.03755 103 89 13 1
2110 I said that most women are too dumb to climb out of bed. 1.1456 0.03755 103 89 13 1
2111 I Ain't Got Nobody And Nobody's Got Me 1.1456 0.04001 103 90 11 2
2112 You walk all over me at home. You gotta do it at work, too? 1.1456 0.04232 103 91 9 3
2113 I'm always stuck with the clingy customers... 1.1456 0.03755 103 89 13 1
2114 Talking to you is like talking to a wall! 1.1456 0.04001 103 90 11 2
2115 Thank goodness you're here! Will you please scratch my nose? 1.1456 0.04001 103 90 11 2
2116 I answered an ad, then things happened rather quickly. 1.1456 0.03755 103 89 13 1
2117 Maybe I'm getting ahead of myself, but can I get your email? 1.1456 0.03493 103 88 15 0
2118 Yeah, you stick your neck out too far and the people climb all over you. . . 1.1456 0.03755 103 89 13 1
2119 You know, I've heard great things about outdoor climbing. 1.1456 0.04001 103 90 11 2
2120 Wanna take a selfie? 1.1456 0.04001 103 90 11 2
2121 The bell at the top - it’s a trap! 1.1456 0.04232 103 91 9 3
2122 I work full-time at Amazon. This is my side gig. 1.1456 0.04001 103 90 11 2
2123 The north face is even scarier. 1.1456 0.03755 103 89 13 1
2124 Don’t worry, I use a high hold pomade. 1.1456 0.03493 103 88 15 0
2125 Be careful what you wish for, eh Mr. Foot Fetisher? 1.1456 0.04232 103 91 9 3
2126 Yeah, I know, but it has great benefits. 1.1456 0.03755 103 89 13 1
2127 My stone-face expression got me this position. 1.1456 0.03755 103 89 13 1
2128 I'll give you a real lift. 1.1456 0.04001 103 90 11 2
2129 What are you doing? Are you unioinized? The name’s Hoffa, Jimmy Hoffa and have I got a deal for you. 1.1456 0.04001 103 90 11 2
2130 I'm not sure this is the way I want to get ahead. 1.1456 0.03755 103 89 13 1
2131 I have an itch 1.1456 0.04001 103 90 11 2
2132 you are not gonna step on me,aren't you？ 1.1456 0.04001 103 90 11 2
2133 Please! I can’t be your stepping stone any more.” 1.1456 0.04001 103 90 11 2
2134 Those you step on going up are the ones who hold you going down. 1.1456 0.03755 103 89 13 1
2135 Yeah, everyone mentions the Boyce & Hart 1966 hit. But, did you know it was first recorded by Paul Revere & the Raiders? 1.1456 0.04001 103 90 11 2
2136 I know this is about facing up to your fears --but Dad! What are you doing here? 1.1456 0.04001 103 90 11 2
2137 Don't ignore the 'Put all used towels in a hamper' rule. 1.1456 0.03493 103 88 15 0
2138 Be kind on the way up because I am going to be right here on the way down. 1.1456 0.03755 103 89 13 1
2139 Donald Trump is making a trophy wall of all the people he thinks have betrayed him. I do his hair. I told him orange was the new black. 1.1456 0.04001 103 90 11 2
2140 Don't leave me hanging. 1.1456 0.03755 103 89 13 1
2141 I had no idea this is what you meant when you said you were between a rock and a hard place. 1.1456 0.04451 103 92 7 4
2142 After, Game Of Thrones, I've had a really hard time finding work. 1.1456 0.04232 103 91 9 3
2143 They weren't kidding when they said 'rockface.'" 1.1456 0.03755 103 89 13 1
2144 My mother says I let you walk all over me. 1.1456 0.04001 103 90 11 2
2145 You didn’t respond to my text. 1.1456 0.04001 103 90 11 2
2146 Promise not to muss my hair. 1.1456 0.04001 103 90 11 2
2147 I hate to bother you, but could you get that Grand Jury file out this afternoon. And, please keep your cell phone with you 1.1456 0.03755 103 89 13 1
2148 Here I come , still upper lip 1.1456 0.03755 103 89 13 1
2149 There he was, meditating on the peak, and I said "Guru, reincarnation is a lie!" 1.1456 0.03755 103 89 13 1
2150 It pays pretty well for a part-time gig and I get step increases . 1.1456 0.04001 103 90 11 2
2151 It’s over - I can’t just be another one of your conquests 1.1456 0.04232 103 91 9 3
2152 When you said "climbing partner" this wasn't what I had in mind. 1.1456 0.03755 103 89 13 1
2153 All in all, I'm just another stone in the wall 1.1456 0.04232 103 91 9 3
2154 You weren't answering your phone, so I thought I'd find you here. 1.1456 0.04232 103 91 9 3
2155 I applied for "freelance stock man," but this isn't the position I was hoping for. 1.1456 0.04001 103 90 11 2
2156 I was a lot like you...once. 1.1456 0.03493 103 88 15 0
2157 Where'd you get those shoes? 1.1456 0.04232 103 91 9 3
2158 It pays less than my Whac-a-mole gig, but my face hurts less. 1.1456 0.04001 103 90 11 2
2159 Be sure yo grab my nose instead of my hair piece. 1.1456 0.03493 103 88 15 0
2160 There used to be a safety warning sign here, but no one ever read it. 1.1456 0.04232 103 91 9 3
2161 I told you I’d meet you on the way down. 1.1456 0.04001 103 90 11 2
2162 Sweetheart, you just pop up anywhere! 1.1456 0.03493 103 88 15 0
2163 Are you really willing to step on people to get to the top? 1.1456 0.03755 103 89 13 1
2164 Welcome to the evolution of speed dating. 1.1456 0.04001 103 90 11 2
2165 When I said you were my rock, I didn't mean it literally... 1.1456 0.03755 103 89 13 1
2166 I see you're stuck between a rock and a hard place. 1.1456 0.04232 103 91 9 3
2167 So this is how it ends ,I am just a step on your way up the corporate ladder!! 1.1456 0.03493 103 88 15 0
2168 Everyone I love ends up stepping on me. 1.1456 0.03493 103 88 15 0
2169 Jimmy Hoffa I presume ? 1.1456 0.04001 103 90 11 2
2170 I'll bite ! 1.1456 0.04232 103 91 9 3
2171 Oh really George. This is carrying jealousy way too far. 1.1456 0.04232 103 91 9 3
2172 Are you sure this will help you climb the real rockface? 1.1456 0.04232 103 91 9 3
2173 Why do I always feel like I'm under foot? 1.1456 0.03755 103 89 13 1
2174 It turns out I am your stepping stone. 1.1456 0.03755 103 89 13 1
2175 I’m not falling for you again! 1.1456 0.04232 103 91 9 3
2176 Rock climbing gloryhole 1.1456 0.04232 103 91 9 3
2177 I feel like you are just using me to get ahead. 1.1456 0.03755 103 89 13 1
2178 Be careful what you say to the fitness trainer. 1.1456 0.04001 103 90 11 2
2179 Jennifer was surprised to see what was about the glass ceiling. 1.1456 0.04660 103 93 5 5
2180 And this isn't even the worst of it...I haven't been belayed in like forever. 1.1456 0.04001 103 90 11 2
2181 My name is Timmy. I broke this one and they made ME replace it! 1.1456 0.04451 103 92 7 4
2182 If the rock face is slippery today, blame my conditioning gel. 1.1456 0.04001 103 90 11 2
2183 I felt like a doormat in my old job. 1.1456 0.04001 103 90 11 2
2184 I could still really use a hand. 1.1456 0.03755 103 89 13 1
2185 My ex-wife has a lively sense of humor. 1.1456 0.03755 103 89 13 1
2186 Can't we just talk? 1.1456 0.04001 103 90 11 2
2187 They said to dream high but then I hit a rock wall. 1.1456 0.04232 103 91 9 3
2188 Just so that we're clear, I'm not your stepmom! 1.1456 0.04451 103 92 7 4
2189 Mt. Rushmore rejected me. 1.1456 0.04001 103 90 11 2
2190 When Sarah chose to face her fear of climbing, she never thought this is what she'd face. 1.1456 0.04001 103 90 11 2
2191 I’m just filling in for a friend until his broken nose heals. 1.1456 0.04001 103 90 11 2
2192 Even the guys on Mount Rushmore had to start somewhere, right? 1.1456 0.03755 103 89 13 1
2193 Before you step on my face, let me just remind you that THE PERSON WHO CHOOSES THE CARTOON CAPTION FINALISTS AT THE NEWYORKER SUCKS BALLS 1.1456 0.04232 103 91 9 3
2194 No, if you saw your own face then that would really be scary. 1.1456 0.03755 103 89 13 1
2195 Beats the corporate ladder, any day. 1.1456 0.04001 103 90 11 2
2196 Is there any way you could fall for me again? 1.1456 0.04001 103 90 11 2
2197 I see you're climbing your way to the top, could you step on something else? 1.1456 0.03755 103 89 13 1
2198 You'll have no traction if you step on me. I have oily hair. 1.1456 0.04232 103 91 9 3
2199 I always knew you would climb over me to get to the top! 1.1456 0.04001 103 90 11 2
2200 Valerie, will you marry me? 1.1456 0.04232 103 91 9 3
2201 This is the worst hang out spot ever. 1.1456 0.04232 103 91 9 3
2202 Need a facelift? 1.1456 0.04001 103 90 11 2
2203 I'm not your stepping stone. 1.1456 0.03755 103 89 13 1
2204 It's ok, stick your foot in my mouth. 1.1456 0.04001 103 90 11 2
2205 If you don't mind my asking, how good of a foothold are you? 1.1456 0.04232 103 91 9 3
2206 They wanted a realistic rock face. 1.1456 0.03493 103 88 15 0
2207 I'll be watching you. 1.1456 0.04001 103 90 11 2
2208 At least it’s better than your treating me like a doormat. 1.1456 0.03755 103 89 13 1
2209 My wife always told me I was putting up a wall. 1.1456 0.04001 103 90 11 2
2210 It's a new marketing campaign. Face your challenge! 1.1456 0.04001 103 90 11 2
2211 Next summer, I will be working at El Capitan 1.1456 0.04232 103 91 9 3
2212 I was hoping you would get a hold of me. 1.1456 0.04001 103 90 11 2
2213 I lost a bet 1.1456 0.04001 103 90 11 2
2214 You may not find me handsome, but I make a great handhold. 1.1456 0.04001 103 90 11 2
2215 Digital marketing is saturated. I believe in face-to-face. 1.1456 0.04001 103 90 11 2
2216 I never thought you were stone-faced before. 1.1456 0.04232 103 91 9 3
2217 It's called pareidolia" 1.1456 0.04001 103 90 11 2
2218 This is not what I had in mind when I said I wanted to be "ahead" in the climb to the top. 1.1456 0.03755 103 89 13 1
2219 I I I I I'm not your stepping stone. 1.1456 0.04232 103 91 9 3
2220 It wouldn't be so bad if I wasn't afraid of heights! 1.1456 0.03755 103 89 13 1
2221 Think of me as a stepping stone to your heart. 1.1456 0.03493 103 88 15 0
2222 I enjoy it more than my old job at the EPA. 1.1456 0.04451 103 92 7 4
2223 Please. No jokes about having a head for heights, okay? 1.1456 0.04001 103 90 11 2
2224 I’m escaping the Mueller probe 1.1456 0.03755 103 89 13 1
2225 The Art of the Deal”: illustrated version. 1.1456 0.04232 103 91 9 3
2226 Oh HELL YEAH! That feels good 1.1456 0.04001 103 90 11 2
2227 According to Robert Frost, there’s something that doesn't love a wall. 1.1456 0.04001 103 90 11 2
2228 Go girl, GO! You are so close to stepping on the Trump disaster. 1.1456 0.04232 103 91 9 3
2229 This "Let's do things together" is going a little too far. 1.1456 0.04001 103 90 11 2
2230 I'll give you $20 to descend...... 1.1456 0.03755 103 89 13 1
2231 Now will you respond to my texts? 1.1456 0.04001 103 90 11 2
2232 I'm exclusively a handhold; no feet. 1.1456 0.04232 103 91 9 3
2233 Step on my face and you'll have to marry me. 1.1456 0.03755 103 89 13 1
2234 YOU HAVE TO STEP ON A HEAD TO GET AHEAD! 1.1456 0.03755 103 89 13 1
2235 This internship is nothing like I imagined. 1.1456 0.04001 103 90 11 2
2236 About to pull ahead in the race to the top. 1.1456 0.04001 103 90 11 2
2237 I didn't know what else to do after you unmatched us on Tinder. 1.1456 0.04232 103 91 9 3
2238 I had a bad feeling about pressing FaceTime on my iPhone. 1.1456 0.04001 103 90 11 2
2239 ... so good they named it twice. Right? So hard to find a nice place to stay though. How'd you like to come back every year. If you'll sit through a 2 hour presentation I can get you an extra 3 nights. Free breakfast... 1.1456 0.03755 103 89 13 1
2240 ...and then he said, “First prize is a brand new Cadillac. Second prize is a set of steak knives...”. Trust me, you don’t want to know what fourth was. 1.1456 0.03755 103 89 13 1
2241 Experience really hardened me, but you're clearly a beginner—your stomach is still in knots. 1.1456 0.04232 103 91 9 3
2242 "Ninja Warrior is not a career path Karen." 1.1456 0.03755 103 89 13 1
2243 If you see any evidence of ICE up there,please let me know 1.1456 0.03755 103 89 13 1
2244 Not so good....I 'm between a rock and a hard place. 1.1456 0.04001 103 90 11 2
2245 Well, at least it’s my head I put in the hole. 1.1456 0.04232 103 91 9 3
2246 So she says, "Your face will freeze like that." 1.1456 0.03755 103 89 13 1
2247 Don’t trust the auto belay. 1.1456 0.04232 103 91 9 3
2248 No! I will not marry you! Stop following me around! 1.1456 0.04001 103 90 11 2
2249 I’m so stuck it’s not even funny. 1.1456 0.04001 103 90 11 2
2250 This isn't what I meant by "you need me on that wall." 1.1456 0.04232 103 91 9 3
2251 They told me what would happen if I fell ... I thought they meant it as a metaphor. 1.1442 0.04193 104 92 9 3
2252 Harry, you always did things head first. 1.1442 0.04193 104 92 9 3
2253 I'd recognize that face anywhere! 1.1442 0.03722 104 90 13 1
2254 There's better traction today - I didn't shave this morning. 1.1442 0.03965 104 91 11 2
2255 What do you mean I look chalk white? 1.1442 0.03722 104 90 13 1
2256 No Mt. Rushmore jokes please, I’m just the repairman. 1.1442 0.03965 104 91 11 2
2257 Turns out I'm too pretty for the Rocky Horror Show. 1.1442 0.03462 104 89 15 0
2258 You've always treated me as nothing more than a steppingstone. 1.1442 0.03722 104 90 13 1
2259 I just wanted you to friend me on Facebook. 1.1442 0.03722 104 90 13 1
2260 I’m just another brick in the wall. 1.1442 0.03965 104 91 11 2
2261 So why do people keep calling me "the fresh-faced newbie?" 1.1442 0.03722 104 90 13 1
2262 We meet again... 1.1442 0.03462 104 89 15 0
2263 Gives climbing the face of the wall a new meaning, huh? 1.1442 0.04193 104 92 9 3
2264 In my last life I was an A-type. 1.1442 0.03722 104 90 13 1
2265 Well, there goes the glass ceiling 1.1442 0.03722 104 90 13 1
2266 Since we never see eye to eye, I thought I would try this. 1.1442 0.03722 104 90 13 1
2267 If you think I"m scary you should see the North face 1.1442 0.03965 104 91 11 2
2268 Am I next? -Who cares! 1.1442 0.04193 104 92 9 3
2269 I thought we could share something that you like to do. 1.1442 0.03965 104 91 11 2
2270 I wouldn't put my foot there 1.1442 0.03722 104 90 13 1
2271 Damn...I'm stuck...Please find someone to get me outta here... 1.1442 0.03462 104 89 15 0
2272 Well, at least you're not wearing high heels. 1.1442 0.03722 104 90 13 1
2273 Really wish I could give you a hand…” 1.1442 0.03965 104 91 11 2
2274 I figured this would be the least awkward introduction. 1.1442 0.03965 104 91 11 2
2275 .... that's when I decided I was done being a wallflower, it was time for a career change 1.1442 0.03965 104 91 11 2
2276 Honey, I feel like I’m between a rock and a hard place. Maybe we should see other climbers? 1.1442 0.03722 104 90 13 1
2277 Can you give me some beta? I'm a little stuck. 1.1442 0.03722 104 90 13 1
2278 This requires a different kind of focus than the Face of Half Dome. 1.1442 0.04617 104 94 5 5
2279 I have to work two jobs since my federal pay got frozen. 1.1442 0.03965 104 91 11 2
2280 I told you not to butt your head against a stone wall. 1.1442 0.03965 104 91 11 2
2281 Face it!! I am going to walk all over you. 1.1442 0.03722 104 90 13 1
2282 Why haven't you called? 1.1442 0.03722 104 90 13 1
2283 Lisa, I think we really hit a wall this time. 1.1442 0.03722 104 90 13 1
2284 I feel like there's a wall between us. 1.1442 0.04193 104 92 9 3
2285 Hang on, I’ll switch to FaceClimb you. 1.1442 0.04410 104 93 7 4
2286 Why does everyone attempt the north face" 1.1442 0.03965 104 91 11 2
2287 Rocky Horror! 1.1442 0.03722 104 90 13 1
2288 This breakup has been hard for the both of us, Craig. 1.1442 0.03722 104 90 13 1
2289 Oh wow, that’s Rock Hudson! 1.1442 0.03965 104 91 11 2
2290 So Sorry! I was told that this was Trump's favorite glory hole. 1.1442 0.04193 104 92 9 3
2291 Watch the hair. 1.1442 0.03965 104 91 11 2
2292 This will be harder on me than on you. 1.1442 0.03965 104 91 11 2
2293 She always gravitated towards chiseled features. 1.1442 0.03722 104 90 13 1
2294 Careful, I just blew dry my hair. 1.1442 0.03965 104 91 11 2
2295 Picking the right emoji. 1.1442 0.03965 104 91 11 2
2296 Your final prep to climb the face. 1.1442 0.03965 104 91 11 2
2297 I thought you wanted to get ahead 1.1442 0.04193 104 92 9 3
2298 This is not what I had in mind when I signed up for "online" dating. 1.1442 0.03965 104 91 11 2
2299 Enough with the head games, already!" 1.1442 0.04193 104 92 9 3
2300 Just make sure you pay before you leave. They're pretty strict. 1.1442 0.03722 104 90 13 1
2301 Boy, do I have your foot in my mouth! 1.1442 0.04410 104 93 7 4
2302 Cheryl! Let me be your tether! 1.1442 0.03965 104 91 11 2
2303 More secure than I feel, I hope. 1.1442 0.04193 104 92 9 3
2304 No, you had bodie issues, I paid for brunch. 1.1442 0.03965 104 91 11 2
2305 No, John. Asking me out on a date during a team building exercise is an HR violation. 1.1442 0.03965 104 91 11 2
2306 I was desperate to get out of Accounting. 1.1442 0.03965 104 91 11 2
2307 This doesn’t pay much but the health insurance coverage is incredible. 1.1442 0.03722 104 90 13 1
2308 Next life, “ rock star” won’t be wish number three. 1.1442 0.03462 104 89 15 0
2309 Watch out for the Venus Rock Climber Trap! 1.1442 0.03722 104 90 13 1
2310 Grab me, I'm rock solid 1.1442 0.04193 104 92 9 3
2311 Please don't step on that. 1.1442 0.03722 104 90 13 1
2312 I'm looking for a partner who's a little more off the wall. 1.1442 0.03722 104 90 13 1
2313 You might want to talk dirty to me before that next step. 1.1442 0.04193 104 92 9 3
2314 Sorry, but our relationship is between a rock and hard place. 1.1442 0.04193 104 92 9 3
2315 Just trying to help people face their fears. 1.1442 0.03722 104 90 13 1
2316 When we promised to have and to hold, this isn't what I had in mind. 1.1442 0.03722 104 90 13 1
2317 I was told that if I want to climb Mount Everest, I have to become one with the mountain. 1.1442 0.03722 104 90 13 1
2318 Time to climb your face off! 1.1442 0.03722 104 90 13 1
2319 I always though I’d end up putting my foot in MY mouth. 1.1442 0.03462 104 89 15 0
2320 I am hungry. Filet of sole would be fine. 1.1442 0.04410 104 93 7 4
2321 Don't worry, I am used to everyone stepping on me. 1.1442 0.03722 104 90 13 1
2322 I see you are stalking me again 1.1442 0.03965 104 91 11 2
2323 I tried calling you! 1.1442 0.04193 104 92 9 3
2324 I don’t know what is about him, but when we hang out, I feel like he really listens.” 1.1442 0.04410 104 93 7 4
2325 The studio apartment with an elevator was $10,000 a month, so I thought I’d get this for half the rent. 1.1442 0.04193 104 92 9 3
2326 Easy on the head, new toupee. 1.1429 0.03838 98 85 12 1
2327 Be nice to people on the way up. 1.1429 0.03553 98 84 14 0
2328 Republican or Democrat? 1.1400 0.04269 100 89 8 3
2329 at least this is a "step-up" from people walking all over me 1.1400 0.03487 100 86 14 0
2330 Would you ming taking off your shoes? 1.1400 0.03766 100 87 12 1
2331 Don't be alarmed. I'm the resident psychiatrist specializing in Acrophobia. 1.1400 0.03766 100 87 12 1
2332 Ohbhb, so that's what a glory hole is for. 1.1400 0.04269 100 89 8 3
2333 Are you sad? If you are,try some rock climbing! 1.1400 0.04269 100 89 8 3
2334 Be careful, I’m just a temp. 1.1400 0.04499 100 90 6 4
2335 Honestly, I haven't been doing great since we broke up. 1.1400 0.03487 100 86 14 0
2336 My college advisor sugarcoated the job market. 1.1400 0.03766 100 87 12 1
2337 What a blockhead. 1.1400 0.03766 100 87 12 1
2338 Please don't mess up my part. 1.1400 0.04025 100 88 10 2
2339 Go on, step on me. Everyone else does. 1.1400 0.04025 100 88 10 2
2340 I knew you were stepping out on me! 1.1400 0.03766 100 87 12 1
2341 I didn't pass the belay test. 1.1400 0.03766 100 87 12 1
2342 I Am so sorry the last three who stepped on my face fell. 1.1400 0.04025 100 88 10 2
2343 Yes, I do like to think of myself as a modern-day Sisyphus, SHARON. 1.1400 0.04269 100 89 8 3
2344 I scored "hard-headed" on the aptitude test – so here I am... 1.1400 0.03766 100 87 12 1
2345 I hope you have those soft rubbery climbing shoes. The last guy had cleats. 1.1400 0.03487 100 86 14 0
2346 Close your eyes and your mouth , or I will tell your mother. 1.1400 0.04269 100 89 8 3
2347 Papa was a rolling stone, but I'm just gonna hang around here for a while." 1.1400 0.03487 100 86 14 0
2348 I am the Pebax. I speak for the rocks. 1.1400 0.04025 100 88 10 2
2349 Watch out for the teeth! I'm still paying off my orthodontist for them. 1.1400 0.03487 100 86 14 0
2350 Not to worry....I’ve already reached the level of my incompetence 1.1400 0.03766 100 87 12 1
2351 Did you run out of underarm deodorant? 1.1400 0.04025 100 88 10 2
2352 The path to right looks a little easier...to me. 1.1400 0.03487 100 86 14 0
2353 How did we go from igneous to sedimentary so quickly? 1.1400 0.04025 100 88 10 2
2354 My shrink says I'm paranoid, because I always think people are walking all over me. 1.1400 0.03766 100 87 12 1
2355 I thought when he told me he was a headhunter, it would be good for my career. 1.1400 0.03487 100 86 14 0
2356 Get "a-head" of the fear of height. 1.1400 0.04718 100 91 4 5
2357 You wouldn't happen to have a hankie, would you? 1.1400 0.03766 100 87 12 1
2358 Go ahead. I'm used to putting my own foot in my mouth. 1.1400 0.03766 100 87 12 1
2359 OK, so you've been stepped on. But what do you expect me to do? 1.1400 0.04025 100 88 10 2
2360 Let me guess, your name is Peter and you're a Bible scholar. 1.1400 0.03766 100 87 12 1
2361 We could have a great relationship if you were only a little more off the wall. 1.1400 0.04025 100 88 10 2
2362 I always thought my degree in geology would lead to more than this. 1.1400 0.03766 100 87 12 1
2363 I just need to be held. 1.1400 0.03487 100 86 14 0
2364 Before I step on your head I want to tell you that this is the type of wall you should build. 1.1400 0.04025 100 88 10 2
2365 Help! Kiss me and I'll turn into a frog. Then I can escape. 1.1400 0.04025 100 88 10 2
2366 Wow, once I get past you I’ll be able to face anything! 1.1400 0.04025 100 88 10 2
2367 Sorry, this wall is reserved for social climbers. 1.1400 0.04499 100 90 6 4
2368 It's a step up from my old position. 1.1400 0.04025 100 88 10 2
2369 Maybe you do have to step on other people to get to the top. 1.1400 0.03766 100 87 12 1
2370 Mr. Trump told me I wouldn't get caught. 1.1400 0.04025 100 88 10 2
2371 Be the wall" does keep you from falling; but it has other down sides. 1.1400 0.04025 100 88 10 2
2372 You gotta admit it. I’m always a step ahead of you. 1.1400 0.04025 100 88 10 2
2373 No thanks. I don't need a little head now 1.1400 0.03766 100 87 12 1
2374 Thanks for not kink shaming 1.1400 0.04499 100 90 6 4
2375 You WANT me on that wall, you NEED me on that wall! 1.1400 0.04269 100 89 8 3
2376 Modern art has gone too far 1.1400 0.03766 100 87 12 1
2377 Excuse me, do you mind scratching the left side of my nose? 1.1400 0.03766 100 87 12 1
2378 Nice boobs, but you’d be prettier if you smiled.” 1.1400 0.04025 100 88 10 2
2379 A former one time social climber. 1.1400 0.03487 100 86 14 0
2380 I'm just trying to be a helpful stepping stone" 1.1400 0.03487 100 86 14 0
2381 Be careful. I use hair gel. 1.1400 0.03766 100 87 12 1
2382 “I hacked your wall.” 1.1400 0.04269 100 89 8 3
2383 It's not as bad as waterboarding. 1.1400 0.03766 100 87 12 1
2384 I REALLY needed a job, so I told them I would be willing to do anything. I may have made a mistake! 1.1400 0.04025 100 88 10 2
2385 Oh no! Are you my belaying partner? 1.1400 0.03487 100 86 14 0
2386 I didn’t make the cut for Mt. Rushmore so they stuck me here. 1.1400 0.04025 100 88 10 2
2387 I said that I was repelling. Not you. 1.1400 0.04025 100 88 10 2
2388 I'n trying to experience it from the rock's perspective. 1.1400 0.04025 100 88 10 2
2389 My boss promoted me to Head Supervisor of this facility. 1.1400 0.04025 100 88 10 2
2390 Lat night I was practicing for the 100 yard dash when I hit the wall... 1.1400 0.03487 100 86 14 0
2391 You warned me about sticking my neck out at work. 1.1400 0.04025 100 88 10 2
2392 Aye, aye, aye, aye, aye'm not your steppin' stone. 1.1400 0.03766 100 87 12 1
2393 You always say I don't support you enough. Is this what you had in mind 1.1400 0.04025 100 88 10 2
2394 ...and then they said I probably couldn't be s superstar, but they were pretty sure I could still be a rock star. 1.1400 0.03766 100 87 12 1
2395 Unfortunately, this was the only job I could find with good health benefits. 1.1400 0.03487 100 86 14 0
2396 Didn't we meet at the pub last night? 1.1400 0.04025 100 88 10 2
2397 I've been calling you for days! Is this what we've come to? 1.1400 0.03487 100 86 14 0
2398 I promise to close my eyes when you climb over my head. 1.1400 0.03487 100 86 14 0
2399 Some joker told me "The Place in France" was over here, but when I went to look, my head got stuck. 1.1400 0.04269 100 89 8 3
2400 Hold me. Please? 1.1400 0.04269 100 89 8 3
2401 Go ahead, walk on me, all climbers do. 1.1400 0.04025 100 88 10 2
2402 I though they said I’d be hanging out with rock STARS, not stairs. 1.1400 0.03766 100 87 12 1
2403 then I said, 'I'm NOT starting at the bottom and working my way up' 1.1400 0.04269 100 89 8 3
2404 No, you’re rappelling. 1.1400 0.04025 100 88 10 2
2405 Of course- you're leaving me for The Rock. 1.1400 0.03766 100 87 12 1
2406 ...on the other hand his mouth would make the perfect foothole 1.1400 0.03487 100 86 14 0
2407 That Dwayne guy really doesn't have it as good as I thought 1.1400 0.03487 100 86 14 0
2408 I’ve got a real foot fetish. 1.1400 0.04025 100 88 10 2
2409 So THAT'S why they call it a "rock face"! 1.1400 0.04269 100 89 8 3
2410 Farley, you wanted your picture on the wall. 1.1400 0.03766 100 87 12 1
2411 Is this about my fear of heights or your fear of your ex? 1.1400 0.03766 100 87 12 1
2412 Darling, your mother and I would like you to come home. 1.1400 0.04025 100 88 10 2
2413 Don’t just use me like you did your last boyfriend Kate 1.1400 0.04269 100 89 8 3
2414 Ever since we broke up you've been climbing the walls. 1.1400 0.04025 100 88 10 2
2415 I feel like a stepping stone in our relationship! 1.1400 0.03766 100 87 12 1
2416 Is "no" your final answer? 1.1400 0.03766 100 87 12 1
2417 OK, yes, I am stalking you! 1.1400 0.03766 100 87 12 1
2418 Believe me, it wasn't easy. 1.1400 0.04025 100 88 10 2
2419 My ex always said I was just a stepping stone boyfriend. 1.1400 0.03487 100 86 14 0
2420 Dante could not have imagined this punishment for body shaming. 1.1400 0.04025 100 88 10 2
2421 Uh oh, there goes another marriage on the rocks. 1.1400 0.03487 100 86 14 0
2422 I wanted to hold your hand, Janet, not be a hand-hold. 1.1400 0.04269 100 89 8 3
2423 I was going to call, but... 1.1400 0.03766 100 87 12 1
2424 So I found myself between a rock and a hard face. 1.1400 0.03766 100 87 12 1
2425 It's OK, I get hazard pay on ladies' night. 1.1400 0.04025 100 88 10 2
2426 What did you think a face ascent meant? 1.1400 0.04025 100 88 10 2
2427 I can see your house from here! 1.1400 0.03766 100 87 12 1
2428 They said I'd have "hands on experience". 1.1400 0.04025 100 88 10 2
2429 I realised I don't like heights. 1.1400 0.03487 100 86 14 0
2430 This is not leaning in. 1.1400 0.04025 100 88 10 2
2431 You can step on my head. It's the other side of the wall I'm worried about. 1.1400 0.03766 100 87 12 1
2432 Go ahead, I'm just your stepping stone. 1.1400 0.03766 100 87 12 1
2433 now i know why they call it "the face" of the mountain! 1.1400 0.04025 100 88 10 2
2434 Don't use eyes! 1.1400 0.04025 100 88 10 2
2435 Why so alarmed? It's called 'Rockface Climbing Wall'" 1.1400 0.03766 100 87 12 1
2436 Might I suggest you re-read the liability release form very carefully! 1.1400 0.04025 100 88 10 2
2437 They tell you 'This job: rocks,' but they don't say it that way. 1.1400 0.03766 100 87 12 1
2438 It's better than minimum wage. 1.1400 0.04025 100 88 10 2
2439 This neighborhood has really gentrified quickly. 1.1400 0.04269 100 89 8 3
2440 ”Remember how you told me you you were breaking up with me because my hair was ‘too greasy?’ Well whose laughing now? 1.1400 0.03487 100 86 14 0
2441 I call it the 'metaphor wall.' 1.1400 0.03487 100 86 14 0
2442 I'm here to serve. How can I help you? It's just this economy, these are the only kind jobs available. It's OK, I'm very sturdy. I won't let you down, I'm not like those other guys. Don't worry, this is what I get for a life of objectifying women. 1.1400 0.04025 100 88 10 2
2443 l have always been other people's stepping stone on the way to the top. 1.1400 0.03766 100 87 12 1
2444 Failure is optional, probable, inevitable... 1.1400 0.04499 100 90 6 4
2445 Have you seen my car keys? 1.1400 0.03766 100 87 12 1
2446 I''m 'head over heels' in love with you. 1.1400 0.03766 100 87 12 1
2447 Nancy, restraining order aside, I am your one true love. 1.1400 0.03766 100 87 12 1
2448 This is the most human contact I've had in a long time. 1.1400 0.03487 100 86 14 0
2449 This hole isn't glorious at all. 1.1400 0.04025 100 88 10 2
2450 Yes, I am really into it, too. 1.1400 0.04499 100 90 6 4
2451 She said she'd put me on a pedestal 1.1400 0.03766 100 87 12 1
2452 No you misunderstood, I am the North Face. 1.1400 0.04025 100 88 10 2
2453 Okay, fine, I wasn't listening when the instructor was talking. 1.1400 0.03766 100 87 12 1
2454 I would have preferred waking up a giant insect. 1.1400 0.04025 100 88 10 2
2455 I thought you really wanted to hold me but you’re just another social climber 1.1400 0.04269 100 89 8 3
2456 I’m the metaphor for ‘face it, the wall ain’t being built!’ 1.1400 0.04269 100 89 8 3
2457 i'm just a fill in because of my stone face 1.1400 0.04025 100 88 10 2
2458 I said you'd always have my support 1.1400 0.03766 100 87 12 1
2459 It's a temp job until I find something a little less rocky. 1.1400 0.03766 100 87 12 1
2460 I've fallen and I can't get out. 1.1400 0.04269 100 89 8 3
2461 I thought you preferred Face Time. 1.1400 0.03766 100 87 12 1
2462 Brian really took his trainer's advice when he told him to 'leave it all on the wall.' 1.1400 0.04269 100 89 8 3
2463 T 1.1400 0.03766 100 87 12 1
2464 It's my fault really. I asked for an office with a view. 1.1400 0.03766 100 87 12 1
2465 I heard someone say there's a dart bar next door. 1.1400 0.04025 100 88 10 2
2466 Definite presidential material---and he's branded this wall! 1.1400 0.04499 100 90 6 4
2467 Guess this is what I get for asking that genie to help me face my fear of heights 1.1400 0.03487 100 86 14 0
2468 Well, at least I can tell people I Rock! 1.1400 0.04269 100 89 8 3
2469 I suppose you're wondering why I asked you here today. 1.1400 0.03766 100 87 12 1
2470 This is where I fell from grace. 1.1400 0.04025 100 88 10 2
2471 ...then the Genie asked me what my last wish was and I told her I just wanted to be closer to you... 1.1400 0.03766 100 87 12 1
2472 Hey, it’s a job. The tips are good but the pitons are problematic. 1.1400 0.03487 100 86 14 0
2473 . . . and "What is your third wish?" he says. 1.1400 0.03766 100 87 12 1
2474 I'm heels over head for you! 1.1400 0.03766 100 87 12 1
2475 I’m just trying to get over you. 1.1400 0.04025 100 88 10 2
2476 Giselle, couldn't you at least ruffle my hair as you pass by? 1.1400 0.03487 100 86 14 0
2477 They told me it was a re-make of Laugh-In. 1.1400 0.04269 100 89 8 3
2478 It’s probably spinach 1.1400 0.04025 100 88 10 2
2479 I thought I could. 1.1400 0.04025 100 88 10 2
2480 Next time we’re getting the conference room. 1.1400 0.04025 100 88 10 2
2481 Like I said, I 'll always support you. 1.1400 0.03487 100 86 14 0
2482 You're much boulder than I am. 1.1400 0.04269 100 89 8 3
2483 It’s a job. 1.1400 0.03766 100 87 12 1
2484 Peek-a-boo 1.1400 0.04269 100 89 8 3
2485 FOR ONCE A HEAD'S UP THAT IS REALLY USEFUL! 1.1400 0.04025 100 88 10 2
2486 I got lucky; they ran out of cement. I hear this is where they stashed Jimmy Hoffa. 1.1400 0.03766 100 87 12 1
2487 Go on. Step on my face. I'm a feminist. 1.1400 0.03487 100 86 14 0
2488 Yikes! So do all walls like include Trump’s wax image or what? 1.1400 0.04269 100 89 8 3
2489 OK, now kiss me so I would turn into a frog. 1.1400 0.04025 100 88 10 2
2490 Can you hang for a minute with a stoner who has no body? 1.1400 0.03487 100 86 14 0
2491 Sorry, wasn't sure if you were checking DMs or not. 1.1400 0.03487 100 86 14 0
2492 I'm just sticking to my marriage vows to be there for you! 1.1400 0.04025 100 88 10 2
2493 It's part of my job as a grad assistant in Music Theory. 1.1400 0.04025 100 88 10 2
2494 Again, I find myself between a rock and a.... 1.1400 0.03766 100 87 12 1
2495 . . . C l i m b e v'r y m-o-u-n-t-a-i-n . . . 1.1400 0.04269 100 89 8 3
2496 Don't go behind the wall. 1.1400 0.04269 100 89 8 3
2497 It's sad to be ahead. 1.1400 0.03487 100 86 14 0
2498 That’s my last Duke hanging on the wall. 1.1400 0.04269 100 89 8 3
2499 Steep Cliff Face 1.1400 0.03766 100 87 12 1
2500 The boss wanted me to ask if you could work a double tonight; John called in sick again. 1.1400 0.03487 100 86 14 0
2501 I do, however, have a severe chalk allergy. 1.1400 0.03487 100 86 14 0
2502 It's a smirky cult show, she is too daring and cool. 1.1400 0.04025 100 88 10 2
2503 Ma nayme is Bill Clinton and I wanna be your steppin stone. 1.1400 0.04025 100 88 10 2
2504 So, today's life lesson is that stepping on your friends is the fastest way to the top? 1.1400 0.03487 100 86 14 0
2505 ... but because I was a mountain climber, instead of pushing a boulder uphill whilst raptors tear at my liver for eternity... 1.1400 0.03766 100 87 12 1
2506 I understand that you're between a rock and a hard face, but please use the rock for your next step. 1.1400 0.03766 100 87 12 1
2507 Thought the climbing gym would be a good place to get away from the boss from hell. 1.1400 0.03766 100 87 12 1
2508 Go ahead, everyone steps on me on their way to the top around here. 1.1400 0.03766 100 87 12 1
2509 Careful, this hold is a bit hairy. 1.1400 0.03487 100 86 14 0
2510 These shoes were made for walking and, yes, I'm going to walk all over you, tra la. 1.1400 0.04025 100 88 10 2
2511 True, I was a hard nose, but could you step around me? 1.1400 0.04499 100 90 6 4
2512 It's been a rocky year. 1.1400 0.03766 100 87 12 1
2513 No worries! After being married a few decades, we'll look back on this little stalking incident with fond memories! 1.1400 0.04025 100 88 10 2
2514 Listen, Donald, this really has to stop! 1.1400 0.04025 100 88 10 2
2515 Don't tell Mom I'm moonlighting. 1.1400 0.03766 100 87 12 1
2516 I said Rock-n-Roll Hall of Fame but I guess the genie was hard of hearing. 1.1400 0.04025 100 88 10 2
2517 You really think I let people walk all over me? 1.1400 0.04269 100 89 8 3
2518 Twixt a rock and a hard face There lies no safe place 1.1400 0.03766 100 87 12 1
2519 I spit, so don't even think about it. 1.1400 0.03766 100 87 12 1
2520 Andrea, I promise this is just a temporary job until something more permanent comes along. 1.1400 0.03766 100 87 12 1
2521 Lately I'm feeling like there's a wall between us. 1.1400 0.04025 100 88 10 2
2522 I want to be more than just another stepping stone on your way to the top. 1.1400 0.03487 100 86 14 0
2523 Is my body buried or cremated? 1.1400 0.03766 100 87 12 1
2524 I can see your butt. 1.1400 0.04025 100 88 10 2
2525 You’ve got a lot of gall showing your face around here like this, Kevin. 1.1400 0.04025 100 88 10 2
2526 Can I buy you a drink? 1.1400 0.04269 100 89 8 3
2527 Why do you look so shocked? You told me I should face my fear of heights. 1.1400 0.03487 100 86 14 0
2528 It's not ideal, but at least I can work from home. 1.1386 0.03731 101 88 12 1
2529 Well... I did try to find a better job 1.1340 0.03773 97 85 11 1
2530 There has to be an easier way to get a chalk facemask 1.1340 0.04548 97 88 5 4
2531 Can you move a couple inches down and to the left? 1.1340 0.04048 97 86 9 2
2532 „Well, Mount Rushmore was already taken ...“ 1.1340 0.03773 97 85 11 1
2533 What are you doing on my wall? This is a clear violation of my privacy! 1.1340 0.03773 97 85 11 1
2534 Wait, I meant to call tails 1.1340 0.04048 97 86 9 2
2535 Your dream is my nightmare 1.1340 0.04048 97 86 9 2
2536 You still want a date? 1.1340 0.03477 97 84 13 0
2537 Hey, that’s not a rock you are standing on! 1.1340 0.04048 97 86 9 2
2538 They have medieval punishment here for forgetting to say "on belay" 1.1340 0.04048 97 86 9 2
2539 Mirror, mirror, on the wall, who's the fairest of them all? 1.1340 0.04048 97 86 9 2
2540 This face is nicer to climb. It has hair. 1.1340 0.04048 97 86 9 2
2541 I don't think this is what they meant, when they said you'd be climbing up the face 1.1340 0.04048 97 86 9 2
2542 Well,it was this or the dunk tank at the fair. No brainer. 1.1340 0.04048 97 86 9 2
2543 Just be careful with the nose; it's my only redeeming feature. 1.1340 0.04048 97 86 9 2
2544 Yes...story of my life... 1.1340 0.03477 97 84 13 0
2545 I told the genie I wanted to RAWK, not be a rock. 1.1340 0.04305 97 87 7 3
2546 No rock climbing at face value, please. 1.1340 0.03773 97 85 11 1
2547 Yeah, I missed it a lot after the divorce. 1.1340 0.03477 97 84 13 0
2548 This takes stalking to a whole new level. 1.1340 0.04048 97 86 9 2
2549 We prefer the term Dwayne Johnson climbing 1.1340 0.04048 97 86 9 2
2550 I'm working my way up to belaying 1.1340 0.04305 97 87 7 3
2551 I said I didn’t want to be your doormat anymore. 1.1340 0.03773 97 85 11 1
2552 I just want to feel wanted. 1.1340 0.03477 97 84 13 0
2553 I warned you it would be a request that makes your head turn. Will you marry me? 1.1340 0.03477 97 84 13 0
2554 The screws were the worst part. 1.1340 0.04548 97 88 5 4
2555 "But darling, couldn't we just stick with a nice, leisurely jog after work 1.1340 0.03773 97 85 11 1
2556 Please mind the hair. 1.1340 0.03477 97 84 13 0
2557 Did you remember to bring up my kaiser roll? 1.1340 0.04048 97 86 9 2
2558 I'm not the rock I'd said I'd be. 1.1340 0.04048 97 86 9 2
2559 It must have been the tweet I posted-message me if you are climbing the walls and need to be talked down'. 1.1340 0.03773 97 85 11 1
2560 Would you take my gum, please? 1.1340 0.03477 97 84 13 0
2561 Sorry, I need to jam ahead to win this speed climb. 1.1340 0.04305 97 87 7 3
2562 Don't act surprised, punkin. Daddy's here to be a support for you. 1.1340 0.04048 97 86 9 2
2563 You can use me, it's ok. 1.1340 0.03477 97 84 13 0
2564 Does it ever feel like to you that our relationship is stagnating? 1.1340 0.04305 97 87 7 3
2565 This is no way to head for the top. 1.1340 0.03773 97 85 11 1
2566 I thought I was your rock. 1.1340 0.03477 97 84 13 0
2567 They did say the job would be hands-on... 1.1340 0.03773 97 85 11 1
2568 Hi, I'm Cliff Face. 1.1340 0.04048 97 86 9 2
2569 Hey, do you mind bringing me some fries. 1.1340 0.03773 97 85 11 1
2570 That's about when our instructor said one of us would have to go on ahead. 1.1340 0.03477 97 84 13 0
2571 I'm enduring worse on the other side. 1.1340 0.03773 97 85 11 1
2572 Wow, I usually just step over Dicks. 1.1340 0.03773 97 85 11 1
2573 Wow, jails sure have become creative with placing their prisoners. 1.1340 0.04305 97 87 7 3
2574 Step on me and I’ll bite your toe off! 1.1340 0.04305 97 87 7 3
2575 I said, I’m not your steppin’ stone, no girl not me. I’m not your steppin’ stone. 1.1340 0.03477 97 84 13 0
2576 Some of us feel they took the Mount Etna brief too seriously. 1.1340 0.04048 97 86 9 2
2577 You told me to blend-in. 1.1340 0.04305 97 87 7 3
2578 They call it immersion therapy... 1.1340 0.03773 97 85 11 1
2579 No, it’s not like that, I just needed a few more volunteer hours for my college application. 1.1340 0.04048 97 86 9 2
2580 I see you've made some headway since your last climb. 1.1340 0.03773 97 85 11 1
2581 How far are you willing to go to get ahead? 1.1340 0.03773 97 85 11 1
2582 I'm getting tired of being stepped on. 1.1340 0.03477 97 84 13 0
2583 A head in need is a head indeed... 1.1340 0.03773 97 85 11 1
2584 Not what you expected above the glass ceiling, huh? 1.1340 0.03477 97 84 13 0
2585 I was hoping for a little Face Time. 1.1340 0.03477 97 84 13 0
2586 Open your mouth, please. 1.1340 0.03477 97 84 13 0
2587 Couldn’t you just give me one more chance? 1.1340 0.03477 97 84 13 0
2588 Super cool to see you Kevin, wanna hang out some time? 1.1340 0.03773 97 85 11 1
2589 Smother you? Give me one example. 1.1340 0.03477 97 84 13 0
2590 This isn’t what I meant when I said “I want to be The Rock.” 1.1340 0.03477 97 84 13 0
2591 I won't bite if you stick your foot in my mouth. 1.1340 0.04048 97 86 9 2
2592 There must be a better way to get ahead in life. 1.1340 0.04305 97 87 7 3
2593 I know we both swiped right on one another, but I'd appreciate if you could steer left this time around. 1.1340 0.04048 97 86 9 2
2594 Treat me with respect on your way up; I'll see you again on your way down. 1.1340 0.03773 97 85 11 1
2595 You're like everyone else—you just want to use me. 1.1340 0.03773 97 85 11 1
2596 Are you responsible for the'No Spikes' rule 1.1340 0.03773 97 85 11 1
2597 That sound is golf balls - it's a driving range on the other side! 1.1340 0.04048 97 86 9 2
2598 He tries to support me every way he can 1.1340 0.04305 97 87 7 3
2599 I'm supposed to represent the face of this make-believe mountain side. 1.1340 0.03773 97 85 11 1
2600 Well, it may be Steve’s Rock Adventureland for now. But tomorrow - El Capitan! 1.1340 0.03773 97 85 11 1
2601 Those aren't cleated shoes, are they? I just hate cleats! 1.1340 0.04048 97 86 9 2
2602 Please don't step all over me again. It reminds me of our marriage. 1.1340 0.03477 97 84 13 0
2603 I spent years climbing the corporate ladder, only to get stepped on time and time again. 1.1340 0.03477 97 84 13 0
2604 The comic strip “Where’s Waldo Jr.?” sadly never caught on. 1.1340 0.03773 97 85 11 1
2605 Stepping and friends to get to the top0 1.1340 0.04048 97 86 9 2
2606 Zeus and Hades got bored with the rolling boulder thing, so they're trying something new. 1.1340 0.03773 97 85 11 1
2607 Mind the hair, please. 1.1340 0.03477 97 84 13 0
2608 Sorry to startle you; I'm just pledging Alpha Beta Chu. 1.1340 0.03773 97 85 11 1
2609 I know! Right? 1.1340 0.03773 97 85 11 1
2610 I'm a method actor in an upcoming rockumentary. 1.1340 0.03773 97 85 11 1
2611 So NOW you want to make a rock solid commitment.” 1.1340 0.04048 97 86 9 2
2612 This rock face is so lifelike! 1.1340 0.03773 97 85 11 1
2613 I'm the obstacle you can't ignore. 1.1340 0.04048 97 86 9 2
2614 Trump headstone repels climber. 1.1340 0.03773 97 85 11 1
2615 Go ahead -- step on me on your way to the top...! 1.1340 0.04048 97 86 9 2
2616 I'm here because my ex-girlfriend used to say that I was her 'rock.' 1.1340 0.03773 97 85 11 1
2617 Where are my new climbing shoes! 1.1340 0.03773 97 85 11 1
2618 Scratch my nose! Please! 1.1340 0.03477 97 84 13 0
2619 Watch it! I feel a sneeze coming on. 1.1340 0.03477 97 84 13 0
2620 I'm just feeling , you know, walled in. 1.1340 0.03773 97 85 11 1
2621 Let me suck that foot you crazy bitch I have a rock hard boner lol 1.1340 0.04548 97 88 5 4
2622 If you meet a mysterious man from Braavos, do me a favor-just run the other way. 1.1340 0.03477 97 84 13 0
2623 Anywhere but the eyes. 1.1340 0.04048 97 86 9 2
2624 In this one-hour class, you will learn the basic skills needed to start rope climbing: how to secure your harness, tie a figure 8 follow through knot and complete your safety checks. 1.1340 0.03773 97 85 11 1
2625 Training Center somewhere along the Mexican border. 1.1340 0.04548 97 88 5 4
2626 I rocked when I should have rolled. 1.1340 0.04048 97 86 9 2
2627 I agree that we can't go on meeting like this, but please don't tell me you've brought another cream pie. 1.1340 0.04048 97 86 9 2
2628 I just wanted to let you walk all over me for a change. 1.1340 0.04048 97 86 9 2
2629 You swiped right on Tinder. Hi there! 1.1340 0.04305 97 87 7 3
2630 Face climbing is just temporary until I can get something on Rushmore. 1.1340 0.04048 97 86 9 2
2631 Facing her fear of heights 1.1340 0.03773 97 85 11 1
2632 This isn't the kind of glory I was looking for 1.1340 0.04048 97 86 9 2
2633 Step on a crack, break your mother's back. Hmm... 1.1340 0.03773 97 85 11 1
2634 Kathy will you marry me? 1.1340 0.03773 97 85 11 1
2635 I'm downtrodden 1.1340 0.03477 97 84 13 0
2636 It's the commute that kills me. 1.1340 0.03773 97 85 11 1
2637 Will you please tell the salesperson in the trophy shop next door I'm stuck. 1.1340 0.04048 97 86 9 2
2638 A tough climb yes, but it's the only way to get a head in this game. 1.1340 0.04048 97 86 9 2
2639 With every step I take! 1.1340 0.04048 97 86 9 2
2640 Ramona, stop stone walling me! 1.1340 0.04048 97 86 9 2
2641 Great, another social climber ready to walk all over me. 1.1340 0.04305 97 87 7 3
2642 Ugh! Another person standing on me to get to the top 1.1340 0.04048 97 86 9 2
2643 Up or down, please go around is my advice. 1.1340 0.04048 97 86 9 2
2644 Could you skip me? 1.1340 0.04048 97 86 9 2
2645 I thought they said I'd be part of a living Rockwell. 1.1340 0.03773 97 85 11 1
2646 They accused me of witchcraft. 1.1340 0.04548 97 88 5 4
2647 Uncle Ralph?? Wait one minute!! 1.1327 0.04009 98 87 9 2
2648 Let this be a lesson...never stone-wall. 1.1304 0.03530 92 80 12 0
2649 At least they put my toe in the door. 1.1277 0.04068 94 84 8 2
2650 Sorry. I pegged you for something else. 1.1277 0.03777 94 83 10 1
2651 I'm for getting you down, not for lifting you up 1.1277 0.03777 94 83 10 1
2652 I guess it's my fault for asking you to fit me into your routine 1.1277 0.04068 94 84 8 2
2653 I've hurt so many lives try to reach the top! Is it worth it in the end? 1.1277 0.03777 94 83 10 1
2654 Your next move makes me regret being the face of the mountain! 1.1277 0.03777 94 83 10 1
2655 Don't feel bad. I'm used to being walked all over. 1.1277 0.03777 94 83 10 1
2656 We have to stop meeting like this, all the other rocks will begin to talk. 1.1277 0.04068 94 84 8 2
2657 Don't hurt me, Ethel! 1.1277 0.03777 94 83 10 1
2658 It's some Fred Flinstone bullshit . . . don't question it 1.1277 0.03777 94 83 10 1
2659 What do you think happens when you get to the top? 1.1277 0.04068 94 84 8 2
2660 It was either this or replace Jeff Sessions; same job expectations, but we get free dental. 1.1277 0.03777 94 83 10 1
2661 Don't say anything! It's a visual gag! 1.1277 0.03777 94 83 10 1
2662 There's no glass ceiling, but watch who you step on going up, cause going back down is a bitch. 1.1277 0.03777 94 83 10 1
2663 Dad, not the smooth side - the wall with the ricks! 1.1277 0.04068 94 84 8 2
2664 I hate this dating site! 1.1277 0.03777 94 83 10 1
2665 We cant't go on meeting like that 1.1277 0.04340 94 85 6 3
2666 You know what they say about stepping on people on your way up... 1.1277 0.03777 94 83 10 1
2667 I meant to appear in your doorknob, but I got stuck in traffic. 1.1277 0.03460 94 82 12 0
2668 I promise never to laugh again when you come up with one of your ridiculous ideas. 1.1277 0.04068 94 84 8 2
2669 Have you gone completely nuts? 1.1277 0.04068 94 84 8 2
2670 I'm appealing the judge's sentence. 1.1277 0.03777 94 83 10 1
2671 This is a right to work state. 1.1277 0.04068 94 84 8 2
2672 you are going to do just like anybody else: step upon me with rough anti-slip shoes and then look out for next grip on rocks tougher than my broken heart 1.1277 0.03777 94 83 10 1
2673 Some of us can never get down. 1.1277 0.04596 94 86 4 4
2674 Oh, no. The Old Man of the Mountain is my father. How is he by the way? 1.1277 0.04068 94 84 8 2
2675 I should have taken it literally when people called me a blockhead.” 1.1277 0.04068 94 84 8 2
2676 Just practicing for marriage. 1.1277 0.03777 94 83 10 1
2677 Challenges are ahead.sometimes disguised in an innocent face and a weary heart.Move on .Because life is too short and happiness is momentary. 1.1277 0.03777 94 83 10 1
2678 I’ve got to stop vaping that stuff! 1.1277 0.03777 94 83 10 1
2679 Hold me. 1.1277 0.03777 94 83 10 1
2680 Could you open a little wider please? 1.1277 0.04068 94 84 8 2
2681 This is not what I had in mind when they hired me. 1.1277 0.03460 94 82 12 0
2682 I was a liberal opposed to single-payer. 1.1277 0.03777 94 83 10 1
2683 Jeez,Bob,what did our breakup do to you...? 1.1277 0.03777 94 83 10 1
2684 I’m trying to be bolder. 1.1277 0.04068 94 84 8 2
2685 Glass ceiling my ass! 1.1277 0.03460 94 82 12 0
2686 I'm just hanging out trying to get my big break on American Ninja Warrior. 1.1277 0.03777 94 83 10 1
2687 The job isn't very satisfying, but I've learned to be stone faced about it. 1.1277 0.03777 94 83 10 1
2688 It's fine if you skip me. I can't seem to get a grip today. 1.1277 0.04068 94 84 8 2
2689 Could you not muss my hair? I'm hanging with Art later. 1.1277 0.03460 94 82 12 0
2690 And this exercise is supposed to enhance our relationship how???? 1.1277 0.03777 94 83 10 1
2691 Help!! I'm stuck here! 1.1277 0.03460 94 82 12 0
2692 I just cane%3Dsv%3BCN%3D750744%3Bcn%3D8322503%3Bcn%3D9484972%3Bcn%3D9484969 1.1277 0.04340 94 85 6 3
2693 I thought you meant the X Games. 1.1277 0.03460 94 82 12 0
2694 HEADS UP, YOU'RE NEARLY THERE. 1.1277 0.03777 94 83 10 1
2695 I know our marriage counselor said this doesn't usually work but I think it's gonna work for us. 1.1277 0.03460 94 82 12 0
2696 Could’ve sworn this was the local gloryhole 1.1277 0.03777 94 83 10 1
2697 Fake Shoes! 1.1277 0.04068 94 84 8 2
2698 This is not what I meant when I said "wall-climbing is my therapy," Greg. 1.1277 0.04340 94 85 6 3
2699 This wall uses cookies. By continuing to climb you are agreeing to our use of cookies. 1.1277 0.03460 94 82 12 0
2700 The pay stinks, but it's the ideal job for a foot fetishist. 1.1277 0.04068 94 84 8 2
2701 You told me to keep my head up. 1.1277 0.04068 94 84 8 2
2702 I graduated from the journalism program at Colombia University. 1.1277 0.03777 94 83 10 1
2703 Let's face it, I don't think you have many options. 1.1277 0.03460 94 82 12 0
2704 Dad?! Is that you?! Mom said you died in a car accident in 2004!" 1.1277 0.03777 94 83 10 1
2705 So anyways, don't make fun of a witch learning to climb. 1.1277 0.03777 94 83 10 1
2706 Well if you need someone to step on, baby, you can step on me. 1.1277 0.04068 94 84 8 2
2707 You're going to once again use me to leverage our relationship?! 1.1277 0.04068 94 84 8 2
2708 It should be illegal to be this high! 1.1277 0.04068 94 84 8 2
2709 Didn't your mother tell you true love is often found where you least expect it? 1.1277 0.03777 94 83 10 1
2710 It's all about my foot fetish 1.1277 0.04068 94 84 8 2
2711 He says if I kiss him, he'll carry me to great heights. 1.1277 0.03777 94 83 10 1
2712 Like the last time we saw each other and I told you “ I can’t marry you . It’s chilsled in stone, I can’t marry you . 1.1277 0.03777 94 83 10 1
2713 It's been terribly boring since Medusa came through. 1.1277 0.04068 94 84 8 2
2714 Sorry, I didn't mean to step on your toes. 1.1277 0.03777 94 83 10 1
2715 Sorry to disturb you Mam! 1.1277 0.04068 94 84 8 2
2716 Excuse me fashion victim, those are repelling rappelling shoes!" 1.1277 0.04068 94 84 8 2
2717 My face hurts. 1.1277 0.04068 94 84 8 2
2718 They said it would a kind of Mt. Rushmore experience. 1.1277 0.04068 94 84 8 2
2719 Sorry, I just couldn't find any flavored chalk. 1.1277 0.04068 94 84 8 2
2720 Having a foot fetish is part of the job. 1.1277 0.03460 94 82 12 0
2721 I know, I know. I shouldn't look down. 1.1277 0.03777 94 83 10 1
2722 I prefer climbing cracks to face climbing 1.1277 0.04068 94 84 8 2
2723 Climbing walls had become metaphorical missions 1.1277 0.03777 94 83 10 1
2724 I'm not ready to get physical yet. 1.1277 0.03777 94 83 10 1
2725 i used to call it method acting, now i just call it work. 1.1277 0.03460 94 82 12 0
2726 Listen. You do not want to end up a social climbee. 1.1277 0.03460 94 82 12 0
2727 The rest of me is monkey bars. 1.1277 0.04068 94 84 8 2
2728 No, you don’t get another chance! 1.1277 0.03777 94 83 10 1
2729 Will you take my place for a few minutes? I really need to pee. 1.1277 0.04068 94 84 8 2
2730 My shrink says I let women walk all over me... 1.1277 0.03777 94 83 10 1
2731 Watch the nose..it's been broken more than once... 1.1277 0.03460 94 82 12 0
2732 I see why you don't like indoor rock climbing any more. 1.1277 0.04068 94 84 8 2
2733 Don't look surprised I am the face of the company. 1.1277 0.03777 94 83 10 1
2734 Climb and get ahead! 1.1277 0.04068 94 84 8 2
2735 I should told the genie that I wished to look like Dwayne Johnson. 1.1277 0.04596 94 86 4 4
2736 Come up and seem me sometime. 1.1277 0.04068 94 84 8 2
2737 I just had to see you, Barbra. Away from the others. 1.1277 0.03460 94 82 12 0
2738 Let's face it, an RBF has its consecquences. 1.1277 0.03777 94 83 10 1
2739 When "Half Dumb" realized "rock face" didn't mean him. 1.1277 0.03777 94 83 10 1
2740 I'm a huge David Byrne fan." 1.1277 0.04068 94 84 8 2
2741 THE MONKEYS WERE WRONG, I AM YOUR STEPPIN' STONE 1.1277 0.04068 94 84 8 2
2742 Women use me. 1.1277 0.03777 94 83 10 1
2743 You can break the glass ceiling, you just can't get through it. 1.1277 0.03460 94 82 12 0
2744 This is not what "moving up in the world" is supposed to mean. 1.1277 0.03777 94 83 10 1
2745 No, I did not read the fine print when I signed up for the D list sessions. 1.1277 0.03777 94 83 10 1
2746 It was my third wish... I wanted a face that women would fall for.... 1.1277 0.03777 94 83 10 1
2747 Its a Me Too mediation option. 1.1277 0.04068 94 84 8 2
2748 How long have you been hanging out here? 1.1277 0.04068 94 84 8 2
2749 It's part of my plea deal. 1.1277 0.03777 94 83 10 1
2750 This is going to hurt me a lot more than you, and I'm okay with that. 1.1277 0.04068 94 84 8 2
2751 It's a performance art piece. I'm calling it 'Rock in a Hard Place'. 1.1277 0.03460 94 82 12 0
2752 The social climbing gym 1.1277 0.04068 94 84 8 2
2753 So it’s true Pete, you finally got ahead in your business. 1.1277 0.03460 94 82 12 0
2754 This is starting to seem familiar! 1.1277 0.03460 94 82 12 0
2755 The view is terrible from here. 1.1277 0.04340 94 85 6 3
2756 I wanted to be a step ahead of the others in your life. 1.1277 0.04068 94 84 8 2
2757 Would you accept my request on LinkedIn 1.1277 0.04068 94 84 8 2
2758 Long story short, they mistook my nose ring for a carabiner. 1.1277 0.04068 94 84 8 2
2759 All in All, you’re just another Brick in the Wall 1.1277 0.03777 94 83 10 1
2760 When I first met you, girl, you didn't have no shoes 1.1277 0.04068 94 84 8 2
2761 Just don't mess up my hair. 1.1277 0.03777 94 83 10 1
2762 We've updated our privacy policy. 1.1277 0.04068 94 84 8 2
2763 The other wall has a better cliff face than this one. 1.1277 0.03460 94 82 12 0
2764 Play a 'real life' Game of Thrones, they said. It will be fun, they said. 1.1277 0.03460 94 82 12 0
2765 Would you still step on me if you knew I was a woman? 1.1277 0.04340 94 85 6 3
2766 Please touch me 1.1277 0.04068 94 84 8 2
2767 Look me up on your way down.! 1.1277 0.03777 94 83 10 1
2768 Look, I know this might sound kind of weird, but..can I get your number? 1.1277 0.04068 94 84 8 2
2769 I'm really stuck here honey, but will you marry me? 1.1277 0.03777 94 83 10 1
2770 Oh, hey! Have you seen Jim? I'm looking for Jim. 1.1277 0.04068 94 84 8 2
2771 And then he said I should do it since I was "as dumb as one anyway." Whatever that means. 1.1277 0.04068 94 84 8 2
2772 I should have been more specific when I wished to get a handle on people. 1.1277 0.03777 94 83 10 1
2773 A little head will get you closer. 1.1277 0.04340 94 85 6 3
2774 Oops ,that was a qweef fart. 1.1277 0.04068 94 84 8 2
2775 PLEASE NOT THE FACE! 1.1277 0.03460 94 82 12 0
2776 I'll make this quick. 1.1277 0.03777 94 83 10 1
2777 I'm considered the North Face of the Mountain . 1.1277 0.03777 94 83 10 1
2778 Everybody has a plan, until they get kicked in the face. 1.1277 0.04068 94 84 8 2
2779 At least on Everest, they don't talk back. 1.1277 0.03777 94 83 10 1
2780 It's the only way I can feel anything anymore 1.1277 0.03777 94 83 10 1
2781 Too much Botox, you think? 1.1277 0.03777 94 83 10 1
2782 Jane, will you marry me? 1.1277 0.03777 94 83 10 1
2783 I was told becoming one with the rock would take my climbing to the next level. 1.1277 0.03777 94 83 10 1
2784 Climbing ahead of your competition. 1.1277 0.04068 94 84 8 2
2785 What do I do?" "Jump. 1.1277 0.04068 94 84 8 2
2786 I rappel you, don't I? 1.1277 0.04340 94 85 6 3
2787 I really need the money. 1.1277 0.04068 94 84 8 2
2788 Just don’t turn me into a caption. Promise me that. 1.1277 0.03777 94 83 10 1
2789 They said this would give me rock hard abs. 1.1277 0.03460 94 82 12 0
2790 Policy requires diversity at the upper echelon. 1.1277 0.03777 94 83 10 1
2791 I didn't know she was 17 nor a witch and yet 127 Hours later here I am, a true Disaster Artist. 1.1277 0.03777 94 83 10 1
2792 You broke my heart, please don't break my face. 1.1277 0.03777 94 83 10 1
2793 Get a grip, I'm not here looking for a handout. 1.1277 0.03777 94 83 10 1
2794 My parents named me Wally. Call it destiny. 1.1277 0.03460 94 82 12 0
2795 To be honest I think this is as high as I can comfortably go in the organization. 1.1277 0.04340 94 85 6 3
2796 Are you stalking me? 1.1277 0.03777 94 83 10 1
2797 Don't even think it. 1.1277 0.03460 94 82 12 0
2798 Geez, Veronica, you're so clingy! 1.1277 0.03460 94 82 12 0
2799 They told me I would have weekends off... 1.1277 0.04068 94 84 8 2
2800 Oh, this is so much fun! 1.1277 0.04340 94 85 6 3
2801 Next time could you remember to use deodorant ? 1.1277 0.04068 94 84 8 2
2802 Now I’m really losing my grip. 1.1277 0.04340 94 85 6 3
2803 Alaine, please tell me it's not really over..... 1.1277 0.04068 94 84 8 2
2804 What, I've heard "face the wall not face in the wall" 1.1277 0.04340 94 85 6 3
2805 JoAnne, our marriage is on the rocks. 1.1277 0.03460 94 82 12 0
2806 I used to be a climber like you. But then I got way too cocky and never noticed I was climbing into a hole of disparity. They say compliance as a land owner is the difference between prison and justice. But I ask this: Whose uncle decorated my store? 1.1277 0.04068 94 84 8 2
2807 Steve immediately regretted pitching an American Ninja Warrior / Game of Thrones crossover series to his boss. 1.1277 0.03460 94 82 12 0
2808 I told the Genie, I wanted to "rock" my life. 1.1277 0.03460 94 82 12 0
2809 Frankly, I'm getting tired of being stepped on all the time. 1.1277 0.04068 94 84 8 2
2810 I didn't do this right. 1.1277 0.03777 94 83 10 1
2811 I've been told I allow people to step all over me. 1.1277 0.03460 94 82 12 0
2812 Where's my tote bag? 1.1277 0.03777 94 83 10 1
2813 When I said you walk all over me, this is what I was talking about. 1.1277 0.04068 94 84 8 2
2814 And then she said,"You want something to cry about? I'll give you something to cry about!" 1.1277 0.03777 94 83 10 1
2815 You waited until the plaster dried; good thinking! 1.1277 0.04068 94 84 8 2
2816 This is the only way we can see eye to eye 1.1277 0.03777 94 83 10 1
2817 Oh Ned! You are always here for me! Ned? 1.1277 0.03460 94 82 12 0
2818 Sometimes you have to climb a big wall to get a head." 1.1277 0.04340 94 85 6 3
2819 No this is not anything kinky 1.1277 0.04340 94 85 6 3
2820 Please don't kink-shame me, I'm already having a rocky day. 1.1277 0.03460 94 82 12 0
2821 They did tell me you are my step brother though. 1.1277 0.03777 94 83 10 1
2822 Dont touch me, I'll turn to stone! 1.1277 0.03777 94 83 10 1
2823 The other side is the Democrats' trophy room. I'm just a stand-in until they nail Trump's butt to the wall. 1.1277 0.03777 94 83 10 1
2824 Be glad you're not doing the crack climb? 1.1263 0.03739 95 84 10 1
2825 I shouldn't have dropped acid before doing this. 1.1263 0.04296 95 86 6 3
2826 What, you have a problem with head holds? 1.1263 0.03739 95 84 10 1
2827 Face it. This ain’t the North Face. 1.1263 0.04027 95 85 8 2
2828 Try the south face. 1.1263 0.03739 95 84 10 1
2829 I knew you'd be back. 1.1263 0.04296 95 86 6 3
2830 When we were together you never gave me a leg up. 1.1263 0.03739 95 84 10 1
2831 I’m just going to powder your nose 1.1263 0.03739 95 84 10 1
2832 KEVIN? 1.1263 0.03426 95 83 12 0
2833 This is really the only way to get ahold of me. 1.1263 0.04027 95 85 8 2
2834 I just don't think it's fair to accuse me of stonewalling you. 1.1263 0.03739 95 84 10 1
2835 Alas, Connor, I knew him. He was in my hot yoga class. 1.1263 0.03739 95 84 10 1
2836 Oh Andrew! Didn’t you have a PhD in English litt? Surely you could’ve landed a tenure-track job! 1.1263 0.03739 95 84 10 1
2837 Oh, I was told this was a gloryhole 1.1263 0.03426 95 83 12 0
2838 The last girl was a stage 5 clinger. 1.1263 0.03739 95 84 10 1
2839 No,this is not Mount Rushmore. 1.1263 0.03739 95 84 10 1
2840 This would be so much more fun if they were all congressional heads 1.1263 0.04296 95 86 6 3
2841 It is called the "wall of worry" 1.1263 0.04027 95 85 8 2
2842 You can get through the glass ceiling now. 1.1263 0.03426 95 83 12 0
2843 You always said I was your rock. 1.1263 0.03739 95 84 10 1
2844 Should've worn my stilletos, she said to her ex... 1.1263 0.03739 95 84 10 1
2845 Being like "The Rock" is harder than I thought. 1.1263 0.04296 95 86 6 3
2846 It would never work. You’re a social climber. I don’t see myself as upwardly mobile. 1.1263 0.04027 95 85 8 2
2847 They couldn't get Dwayne Johnson 1.1263 0.03739 95 84 10 1
2848 I just miss the times it was me you'd step all over. 1.1263 0.03739 95 84 10 1
2849 Just face it, you're never making it to the top. 1.1263 0.04296 95 86 6 3
2850 Help me ... I'm in foot fetish hell! 1.1263 0.03739 95 84 10 1
2851 You can step on me, but I'm not stoned. 1.1263 0.04027 95 85 8 2
2852 This is the closest we could get to recreating a real rock face. 1.1263 0.03426 95 83 12 0
2853 I'd like to add you to my LinkedIn network 1.1263 0.04027 95 85 8 2
2854 On the other side of the wall, I'm a coat rack. 1.1263 0.03426 95 83 12 0
2855 How's trapeze going next door? 1.1263 0.03739 95 84 10 1
2856 Stay! Good boy! 1.1263 0.03739 95 84 10 1
2857 The reverse side, grip wise for me, is much worse. 1.1263 0.04027 95 85 8 2
2858 If only these walls could talk. 1.1263 0.03426 95 83 12 0
2859 This is the reward for getting to the top. 1.1263 0.04027 95 85 8 2
2860 My therapist suggested letting women walk all over ME for once. 1.1263 0.03739 95 84 10 1
2861 Are you going to step on me? 1.1263 0.04027 95 85 8 2
2862 I’m filling in for Ed. 1.1263 0.04027 95 85 8 2
2863 Your next step will be the best ever! 1.1222 0.03815 90 80 9 1
2864 This is the worst Uber gig ever... 1.1222 0.04129 90 81 7 2
2865 It's just a side job but it helps paying the bills. 1.1222 0.03815 90 80 9 1
2866 A few more steps until I break that glass ceiling. 1.1222 0.03472 90 79 11 0
2867 It’s the coming back down that’s tricky. 1.1222 0.03815 90 80 9 1
2868 I should be on a bas relief not here. 1.1222 0.03472 90 79 11 0
2869 Would you please hold my nose so I can clear my ears! 1.1222 0.03472 90 79 11 0
2870 It's okay, just step on me, everyone else does. 1.1222 0.03815 90 80 9 1
2871 It's over. Our relationship has been too rocky. It's really messing with my head. 1.1222 0.03815 90 80 9 1
2872 I was climbing the ladder of success and then I just hit a wall. 1.1222 0.04421 90 82 5 3
2873 See me on your way down. 1.1222 0.03472 90 79 11 0
2874 This wasn’t in the job description. 1.1222 0.03472 90 79 11 0
2875 It’s my second job 1.1222 0.03815 90 80 9 1
2876 I'm glad that you're finally facing your fear of rock climbing. 1.1222 0.04129 90 81 7 2
2877 My head is here as a reminder that you can really hurt yourself if you're not careful. 1.1222 0.03472 90 79 11 0
2878 No mouth footings please. 1.1222 0.03815 90 80 9 1
2879 You go on up. I've hit the wall. 1.1222 0.03472 90 79 11 0
2880 I thought this was the whipped cream pie throwing fund-raiser! 1.1222 0.03472 90 79 11 0
2881 People don't care who they step on to get to the top. 1.1222 0.03472 90 79 11 0
2882 Please let me help. I really don"t mind being stepped on. 1.1222 0.03472 90 79 11 0
2883 I didn't know feminism would get this far 1.1222 0.03815 90 80 9 1
2884 I guess the Feds were serious about the cuts to the witness protection program. 1.1222 0.03815 90 80 9 1
2885 But it's not as impressive as the one below of Madonna. 1.1222 0.03815 90 80 9 1
2886 Listen to me, I'm more than just another stepping stone! 1.1222 0.04421 90 82 5 3
2887 Don’t believe what you hear. This is the hard place. 1.1222 0.04129 90 81 7 2
2888 Think I need to be careful not to lose my head. 1.1222 0.03472 90 79 11 0
2889 Wow! You really face your fears. 1.1222 0.03815 90 80 9 1
2890 I'm sorry about last night, Sally...go ahead step on me... 1.1222 0.03472 90 79 11 0
2891 Jessica, will you marry me ? 1.1222 0.04129 90 81 7 2
2892 Is that CrossFit guy still here? 1.1222 0.04129 90 81 7 2
2893 Yeah... I’ve hit rock bottom 1.1222 0.03815 90 80 9 1
2894 I’m here for moral support 1.1222 0.03815 90 80 9 1
2895 Looks like you're between three rocks and a hard face." 1.1222 0.03815 90 80 9 1
2896 Oh, glad you made it. I could use a hand. 1.1222 0.03472 90 79 11 0
2897 The gym staff said they pegged me as a stable guy. 1.1222 0.03815 90 80 9 1
2898 That's odd. Usually men step on women to get to the top. 1.1222 0.03472 90 79 11 0
2899 Alas, poor Steve, I knew him...and now I know why he never called. 1.1222 0.04129 90 81 7 2
2900 Jay Leno? 1.1222 0.03472 90 79 11 0
2901 All anybody ever wants from me is a leg up. 1.1222 0.03815 90 80 9 1
2902 I've developed a new appreciation for deodorant. 1.1222 0.03815 90 80 9 1
2903 Shoot...Thought this would be a good hair day. 1.1222 0.04129 90 81 7 2
2904 A conformist by nature, Leslie was in a quandary whether or not to deface the property. 1.1222 0.03815 90 80 9 1
2905 Maybe use less chalk and more water on this climb. 1.1222 0.03815 90 80 9 1
2906 I need some face time with you, babe! 1.1222 0.03472 90 79 11 0
2907 I knew I should have taken that left turn at Albuquerque. 1.1222 0.03815 90 80 9 1
2908 They were really going for a more French influence 1.1222 0.03472 90 79 11 0
2909 Rock “me too” wall of shame 1.1222 0.04129 90 81 7 2
2910 We have to stop meeting like this. Don’t you have any other passions? 1.1222 0.03472 90 79 11 0
2911 Would you please scratch my nose? 1.1222 0.03472 90 79 11 0
2912 Sorry, but chalk makes me sneeze 1.1222 0.03472 90 79 11 0
2913 Don't worry. I get off on being stepped on. 1.1222 0.03815 90 80 9 1
2914 And suddenly Cheryl realized she might be taking her veganism too far. 1.1222 0.04421 90 82 5 3
2915 Hold me one more time. 1.1222 0.04129 90 81 7 2
2916 Ahhhh! Your foot is pressing on a very sensitive area! 1.1222 0.03815 90 80 9 1
2917 Don't tread on me! Please. 1.1222 0.04129 90 81 7 2
2918 I'm not sure you're ready. What if this happened up on Mt. Everest? 1.1222 0.04129 90 81 7 2
2919 Another face climber...why not try the cracks next door? 1.1222 0.04129 90 81 7 2
2920 I forgot to yell 'Belay On.' 1.1222 0.03815 90 80 9 1
2921 woah... first, think of it like a gloryhole for facial trauma kink. second, don’t kinkshame 1.1222 0.03815 90 80 9 1
2922 I rode a big wave and was slammed into this wall. 1.1222 0.04129 90 81 7 2
2923 'Can you scratch my nose on the way by?' 1.1222 0.04129 90 81 7 2
2924 We all start out like this - I'm just not ripe yet. 1.1222 0.03815 90 80 9 1
2925 Keep going right 1.1222 0.03815 90 80 9 1
2926 Talk about a rock in a hard place... 1.1222 0.03472 90 79 11 0
2927 I'm working on my self esteem issues. 1.1222 0.03472 90 79 11 0
2928 Do you have any moisturizer? 1.1222 0.04129 90 81 7 2
2929 Oh no! Did they really call you sucker ? 1.1222 0.03472 90 79 11 0
2930 Please, you've already stepped on my face when you broke up with me! 1.1222 0.03472 90 79 11 0
2931 We have to stop meeting like this. 1.1222 0.03472 90 79 11 0
2932 I'm living proof of the multiverse." 1.1222 0.04129 90 81 7 2
2933 Careful when you step on my head; I've got a lot of product in there. 1.1222 0.03472 90 79 11 0
2934 It can’t hurt much; I’m only a girl. III 1.1222 0.03815 90 80 9 1
2935 My nephews are the StairMaster. 1.1222 0.03815 90 80 9 1
2936 Don't sass the instructor. He's got a bad temper. 1.1222 0.03472 90 79 11 0
2937 I'm sorry. It's hard for us both, but I need to get over you. 1.1222 0.03815 90 80 9 1
2938 Two steps forward, one step back please... 1.1222 0.03472 90 79 11 0
2939 It's okay. In my heart I knew I was just a stepping stone to a better you. 1.1222 0.04421 90 82 5 3
2940 Please keep to your right! 1.1222 0.03472 90 79 11 0
2941 Isn't it great how they combined Heaven and Hell for the two of us?!! 1.1222 0.04421 90 82 5 3
2942 Frank, I didn't expect to see you on the way up. By the way, how are the kids? 1.1222 0.03815 90 80 9 1
2943 Don't step on me. 1.1222 0.03815 90 80 9 1
2944 I haven't hit rock bottom yet; but it pays for my student loans. 1.1222 0.03815 90 80 9 1
2945 It's okay. I'm the new guy. 1.1222 0.03472 90 79 11 0
2946 I feel like you're just using me as a stepping stone... 1.1222 0.03472 90 79 11 0
2947 Jeffrey? Really? This is how you chose to spend eternity? 1.1222 0.03815 90 80 9 1
2948 This is huge. Or is it? 1.1222 0.04421 90 82 5 3
2949 The hair has some product on it, so don't rely on it too much. 1.1222 0.04421 90 82 5 3
2950 No, not the image of Jesus; guess again. 1.1222 0.03472 90 79 11 0
2951 Sorry, my interface connectivity is weak. 1.1209 0.03775 91 81 9 1
2952 I have told you already that I don't want you to be my stepping stone. 1.1209 0.03436 91 80 11 0
2953 Last time I get rock climbing tickets on Groupon. 1.1209 0.03775 91 81 9 1
2954 Climbing the corporate ladder just wasn't for me. 1.1209 0.03775 91 81 9 1
2955 Sorry, didn’t mean to startle you. 1.1209 0.03775 91 81 9 1
2956 For Sarah working out at the rock gym was about facing her fears.... 1.1209 0.04086 91 82 7 2
2957 Ma'am, you're standing on my rock. 1.1209 0.03775 91 81 9 1
2958 i knew that for you i was just a stepping stone 1.1209 0.04086 91 82 7 2
2959 Is this the United States? 1.1209 0.03775 91 81 9 1
2960 It was a choice between a rock and a hard spot, so... 1.1209 0.03436 91 80 11 0
2961 You're worried about falling, I'm worried about my face. 1.1209 0.03775 91 81 9 1
2962 Haven't stepped on me enough already? 1.1209 0.03436 91 80 11 0
2963 If you think this is bad, you should see where they put the rest of my body. 1.1209 0.03775 91 81 9 1
2964 For once, could you take the road less traveled? 1.1209 0.03775 91 81 9 1
2965 at last, i found you....be happy 1.1209 0.03775 91 81 9 1
2966 Climb That Wall! Climb That Wall! Climb That Wall! 1.1209 0.03775 91 81 9 1
2967 I’ll never let go. 1.1209 0.03775 91 81 9 1
2968 We provide customer service for every step in our climbing walls. Be sure both your feet are even on each stone. 1.1209 0.03436 91 80 11 0
2969 You were always a social climber. 1.1209 0.03775 91 81 9 1
2970 The ad said, "ROCK STARS ONLY! Join the team that scales the heights." 1.1209 0.03436 91 80 11 0
2971 Don't get me wrong. I love your sneakers. I just don't need an up-close inspection... 1.1209 0.03775 91 81 9 1
2972 I thought this was the North Face 1.1209 0.03775 91 81 9 1
2973 You are so lucky I didn't wear my stilettos! 1.1209 0.04086 91 82 7 2
2974 A man drew this picture. 1.1209 0.04374 91 83 5 3
2975 Hey babe, haven't I seen you hanging round here before? 1.1209 0.03436 91 80 11 0
2976 Social climbing is a great work out 1.1209 0.03436 91 80 11 0
2977 I am about to stomp on your head. But don't take it personally. 1.1209 0.03775 91 81 9 1
2978 How can you be over me so soon? 1.1209 0.03436 91 80 11 0
2979 I’ll pay you $200 if you kick me in the face as hard you can. 1.1209 0.03436 91 80 11 0
2980 I told u I’d leave u alone unless u reached out for me. 1.1209 0.04086 91 82 7 2
2981 How would you feel if told this is the highest you'll get? 1.1209 0.04086 91 82 7 2
2982 Head over heels 1.1209 0.03775 91 81 9 1
2983 Please stop following me. I do not want to go out with you. 1.1209 0.04374 91 83 5 3
2984 My therapist says I need to face my fears to get ahead in life. 1.1209 0.03436 91 80 11 0
2985 Will you marry me now... 1.1209 0.03436 91 80 11 0
2986 Hey! Weren't you in my fifth grade class? 1.1209 0.03436 91 80 11 0
2987 Please be kind with the carabiner. 1.1209 0.03775 91 81 9 1
2988 I am your halfway point. 1.1209 0.04086 91 82 7 2
2989 Well this takes social climbing to a whole new level. 1.1209 0.03775 91 81 9 1
2990 I knew you could be helpful if you just put your mind to it? 1.1209 0.04086 91 82 7 2
2991 Let's face it....you can't go any higher.... 1.1209 0.03436 91 80 11 0
2992 Believe me, this is better than the hockey rink. 1.1209 0.03775 91 81 9 1
2993 Pinocchio couldn't make it. 1.1209 0.03436 91 80 11 0
2994 Be careful. It’s easy to get stuck climbing your way to the top. 1.1209 0.03775 91 81 9 1
2995 Must you constantly accuse me of overdramatizing my victim status? 1.1209 0.03775 91 81 9 1
2996 I told you Bruce, this isn’t going to work 1.1209 0.04086 91 82 7 2
2997 I did warn him not to touch the hair... 1.1209 0.03775 91 81 9 1
2998 Eye on the prize. 1.1209 0.03436 91 80 11 0
2999 Thanks, but...it could have been worse. 1.1209 0.03436 91 80 11 0
3000 I need somebody to talk to. Can I tell you everything that is wrong with my job? 1.1209 0.03436 91 80 11 0
3001 People just use me to get ahead. 1.1209 0.03775 91 81 9 1
3002 Cliff's face? Where? 1.1209 0.03775 91 81 9 1
3003 I know I said I'd always be a rock for you. 1.1209 0.03436 91 80 11 0
3004 Am I nothing more to you than another stepping stone on your way to the top? 1.1209 0.03436 91 80 11 0
3005 My mother warned me against poking my head into other peoples' business. 1.1209 0.03775 91 81 9 1
3006 Tell me about your dreams. 1.1209 0.04086 91 82 7 2
3007 It's a niche position but there's room for advancement. 1.1209 0.03775 91 81 9 1
3008 I think I'm falling for you, Emma. 1.1209 0.03775 91 81 9 1
3009 My name is Rocky Balboa and there's been a terrible mistake. 1.1209 0.03436 91 80 11 0
3010 It's the feeling of getting stepped on that I can't handle. 1.1209 0.04086 91 82 7 2
3011 If you want to make it to the top, you’ve got to steps on heads. 1.1209 0.03436 91 80 11 0
3012 What's for dinner, honey? 1.1209 0.03775 91 81 9 1
3013 You look pretty stable. Would you be interested in being President? 1.1209 0.03775 91 81 9 1
3014 Just don't ask me to marry you. 1.1209 0.04374 91 83 5 3
3015 Me? First good job since I did the opening credits for Bell, Book and Candle. 1.1209 0.03436 91 80 11 0
3016 Aren’t those the shoes you said you returned? 1.1209 0.03775 91 81 9 1
3017 She is heads up on the competition 1.1209 0.04086 91 82 7 2
3018 NO--Hoffa's not here. 1.1209 0.03775 91 81 9 1
3019 I had my own office until Title IX. 1.1209 0.04086 91 82 7 2
3020 ...ok Mary, but I’m concerned we’re developing codependency problems. After this, no more hand-holding. 1.1209 0.03436 91 80 11 0
3021 ”When my therapist first said you were using me as a stepping stone to something better, I didn’t believe her, but now I have some concerns... 1.1209 0.03775 91 81 9 1
3022 Please be careful I just got new contacts. 1.1209 0.03436 91 80 11 0
3023 Rocco, it's you on the wall! 1.1209 0.03775 91 81 9 1
3024 All the way up here, and I'm still getting stepped on. 1.1209 0.03775 91 81 9 1
3025 This beats internet dating in a couple of ways. And it's quicker. 1.1209 0.03775 91 81 9 1
3026 Climbing to the top on the heads of others. 1.1209 0.04086 91 82 7 2
3027 I didn't expect this wall's features to remind me of my ex-boyfriend 1.1209 0.04086 91 82 7 2
3028 you can run but you can't hide ! 1.1209 0.03436 91 80 11 0
3029 You have always been more than a stepping stone for me. 1.1209 0.03436 91 80 11 0
3030 I thought you would never let me go. 1.1209 0.04086 91 82 7 2
3031 Be careful--I got stuck getting around a glass ceiling. 1.1209 0.03775 91 81 9 1
3032 I recommend wearing a helmet. 1.1209 0.03436 91 80 11 0
3033 those shoes with that harness? 1.1209 0.04374 91 83 5 3
3034 Hey, that’s my foot you’re stepping on! 1.1209 0.03775 91 81 9 1
3035 I've had worse jobs 1.1209 0.03436 91 80 11 0
3036 How about another hold? I just got it coifed. 1.1209 0.03775 91 81 9 1
3037 Please! I promise I'll never end a sentence in a preposition when we're married. 1.1209 0.04374 91 83 5 3
3038 Please give me a second chance. 1.1209 0.03775 91 81 9 1
3039 Nothing's impossible. If you train hard enough you too could make it onto the wall one day. 1.1209 0.03775 91 81 9 1
3040 I know you're just using me as a stepping stone to the top. 1.1209 0.03775 91 81 9 1
3041 No pressure, but this place is tough if you don't make it to the top. 1.1209 0.03775 91 81 9 1
3042 I had a rocky career, but never thought it would come to this! 1.1209 0.03436 91 80 11 0
3043 I over did the daily recommended amount of iron" 1.1209 0.03436 91 80 11 0
3044 It is a Rorschach climbing wall. 1.1209 0.03775 91 81 9 1
3045 Hey, that's my daddy! 1.1209 0.03775 91 81 9 1
3046 Hi Holly, take a leg up -- my devotion knows no bounds. 1.1209 0.03775 91 81 9 1
3047 Ouch, please watch where you're putting that foot. 1.1209 0.03775 91 81 9 1
3048 Hey!! You wanna hang together? 1.1209 0.04374 91 83 5 3
3049 I used to star in House of Cards. 1.1209 0.04086 91 82 7 2
3050 You all keep ignoring me - all I want is a slice of pizza, is that too much to ask? I’d get it myself but I’m stuck here. 1.1209 0.04374 91 83 5 3
3051 Face your fears. 1.1209 0.03436 91 80 11 0
3052 I finally get to step all over you after all these years. 1.1209 0.04086 91 82 7 2
3053 Step right up! I don't bite! 1.1209 0.04374 91 83 5 3
3054 Here you are, darling! I was starting to get worried. 1.1209 0.03436 91 80 11 0
3055 sorry, a Trekkie cannot trek 1.1209 0.04086 91 82 7 2
3056 The social climbers are what hurt the most. 1.1209 0.04086 91 82 7 2
3057 Be gentle. 1.1209 0.03775 91 81 9 1
3058 You're my rock", she said... 1.1209 0.04086 91 82 7 2
3059 My foot fetish drove my ex-girlfriend up the wall too. 1.1209 0.03775 91 81 9 1
3060 These indoor rock walls are so realistic! 1.1209 0.03436 91 80 11 0
3061 Honey, I’m stone. 1.1209 0.03775 91 81 9 1
3062 I enjoy climbing all over other people's faces to get to the top. 1.1209 0.04374 91 83 5 3
3063 I decided to confront my fears face-to-face. 1.1209 0.03436 91 80 11 0
3064 I’m really, really sorry! 1.1209 0.03436 91 80 11 0
3065 If their receptionist asks if you can hold, say no. 1.1209 0.03775 91 81 9 1
3066 Brittany, I've changed. I swear it. 1.1209 0.03436 91 80 11 0
3067 You're startled and yet I'm the one about to get my eyes gouged out. 1.1209 0.03775 91 81 9 1
3068 Yeah I don’t like the taste of chalk either. 1.1209 0.04086 91 82 7 2
3069 The corporate ladder and this climbing wall have a lot in common! 1.1209 0.03775 91 81 9 1
3070 Look, I'm not stalking you. I just think we would be great together. 1.1209 0.03775 91 81 9 1
3071 Help me, I am only a child. 1.1209 0.03775 91 81 9 1
3072 Go ahead, honey. Everyone else does. 1.1209 0.03775 91 81 9 1
3073 This is a step up for me - I used to sell shoes. 1.1209 0.03775 91 81 9 1
3074 This isn't the roof! Oh crap, my boss is going to kill me. 1.1209 0.03775 91 81 9 1
3075 So I'm just a stepping stone to you, Carol? 1.1209 0.04086 91 82 7 2
3076 Not the face, not the face! 1.1209 0.03436 91 80 11 0
3077 They told me the job was a steppingstone to the next level. 1.1209 0.03775 91 81 9 1
3078 Peter, we have to stop meeting like this 1.1209 0.03436 91 80 11 0
3079 This is my reward for being your rock? 1.1209 0.04086 91 82 7 2
3080 Would you mind pushing my head back? 1.1209 0.04374 91 83 5 3
3081 Don't be fooled by the rock on the ceiling. 1.1209 0.03775 91 81 9 1
3082 God, but of course - the Denisovan-Neanderthal asymmetric brows. My missing link! 1.1209 0.04086 91 82 7 2
3083 I'm just thankful you're not trying to do this in stilettos. 1.1209 0.04086 91 82 7 2
3084 They're trying to up the difficulty with more... moral challenges. It hasn't been working. 1.1209 0.04086 91 82 7 2
3085 Might a refreshing sip of Amontillado be possible? I've been digging for a very long time. 1.1209 0.03436 91 80 11 0
3086 Cliff face it, you left me hanging. 1.1209 0.03775 91 81 9 1
3087 Scaling the wailing wall. 1.1209 0.03775 91 81 9 1
3088 I told them I was a rock star 1.1209 0.03436 91 80 11 0
3089 I’m giving you some time away to climb alone. 1.1209 0.04086 91 82 7 2
3090 Please watch your step! 1.1209 0.03775 91 81 9 1
3091 I figured this was the only way to get a face to face meeting with you. 1.1209 0.03775 91 81 9 1
3092 I cut a deal with #metoo. I stick my head through this hole every day for a year. 1.1209 0.04086 91 82 7 2
3093 I'll be careful! I'll be careful! 1.1209 0.03775 91 81 9 1
3094 It's all fake mountain. 1.1209 0.04086 91 82 7 2
3095 It's a little like the face of a mountain. 1.1209 0.03436 91 80 11 0
3096 #MeToo put me here because I like to look up girl's skirts. 1.1209 0.04086 91 82 7 2
3097 See, I broke through your emotional wall. Will you date me now? 1.1209 0.03775 91 81 9 1
3098 .. and then I told the genie I wanted to be a social climber. 1.1209 0.03775 91 81 9 1
3099 Hi. I was tired of being shoved into lockers so, here I am. 1.1209 0.03436 91 80 11 0
3100 Ken Wahl!?! So this is where you've been! 1.1209 0.04086 91 82 7 2
3101 You really didn’t think I was going to get so far, did you? 1.1183 0.04001 93 84 7 2
3102 Honey, while you're up, would you bring me an aspirin? I've got a headache. 1.1149 0.03808 87 78 8 1
3103 Sorry to keep you hanging 1.1149 0.04144 87 79 6 2
3104 you see the predicament I am facing? 1.1149 0.03439 87 77 10 0
3105 Step lightly please. 1.1149 0.03808 87 78 8 1
3106 My wife told me I needed a second job. 1.1149 0.03439 87 77 10 0
3107 Is that you Farley Katz? 1.1149 0.04144 87 79 6 2
3108 You have no idea, I would REALLY rather hold your hand! 1.1149 0.04144 87 79 6 2
3109 I'm Conan. No! I'm No One. 1.1149 0.03808 87 78 8 1
3110 Are you the North Face? 1.1149 0.03439 87 77 10 0
3111 Chin up, please! I am trying to complete my first 5.10. 1.1149 0.03808 87 78 8 1
3112 Sometimes that's what it takes 1.1149 0.03439 87 77 10 0
3113 I TOLD YOU I DID NOT WANT TO SEE YOU AGAIN ! 1.1149 0.03808 87 78 8 1
3114 Balboa? Marciano? Squirrel? 1.1149 0.04144 87 79 6 2
3115 It was part of the guarentee 1.1149 0.03808 87 78 8 1
3116 Is that your own hair or a wig? 1.1149 0.03439 87 77 10 0
3117 You don't have to understand modern art, but you do have to stop stepping on my head. 1.1149 0.03808 87 78 8 1
3118 Please don't muss the hair. It took forever to get it just right. 1.1149 0.03439 87 77 10 0
3119 I'm looking for someone who really makes me reach for my best self 1.1149 0.03808 87 78 8 1
3120 Be careful when you step. I've had a runny nose. 1.1149 0.03808 87 78 8 1
3121 Please, please, don't step on my head. 1.1149 0.03439 87 77 10 0
3122 I wanted to own the wall, not the other way around. 1.1149 0.03439 87 77 10 0
3123 Sorry, only I can put my foot in my mouth. 1.1149 0.04144 87 79 6 2
3124 No! It was the Monkees! Not the Beatles! 1.1149 0.03439 87 77 10 0
3125 Hi There! 1.1149 0.04455 87 80 4 3
3126 Ms. Economy you are back. Keep climbing! Yeih.... 1.1149 0.03808 87 78 8 1
3127 This is what I am really good at... I just didn't want another corporate job. 1.1149 0.03808 87 78 8 1
3128 The latest trend in facials..pain is beauty they say. 1.1149 0.03439 87 77 10 0
3129 I scare a lot of people but then they get a grip. 1.1149 0.03439 87 77 10 0
3130 I took this job since the ad said: "Use your head to help people reach their goal." 1.1149 0.03439 87 77 10 0
3131 what's with the stone face? 1.1149 0.03808 87 78 8 1
3132 I think I dropped my monocle. Do you mind checking? 1.1149 0.03439 87 77 10 0
3133 Thanks, but I really don’t need a hand. 1.1149 0.03439 87 77 10 0
3134 "Just three more years and I'll buy that condo in Malibu." 1.1149 0.03808 87 78 8 1
3135 In my nightmares is enough, MonkeyBoy! 1.1149 0.03808 87 78 8 1
3136 If you think I'm just a stepping stone, get a grip! 1.1149 0.04144 87 79 6 2
3137 Elvis. Is that really you? 1.1149 0.03439 87 77 10 0
3138 I promise not to scream if you scratch my hair first. 1.1149 0.04144 87 79 6 2
3139 Have you ever tried talking to a stone? 1.1149 0.03808 87 78 8 1
3140 Onward and upward. Don’t get stuck in the swamp. 1.1149 0.03439 87 77 10 0
3141 How about a cappucino after you get down? 1.1149 0.03808 87 78 8 1
3142 Don’t you know they call it a rock face for a reason? 1.1149 0.03808 87 78 8 1
3143 Mouth, not eyes! And don't worry, everyone walks all over me. 1.1149 0.03439 87 77 10 0
3144 My colleagues always called me a rock head. 1.1149 0.03808 87 78 8 1
3145 No, I said rock MUSICIANS are hot. 1.1149 0.03808 87 78 8 1
3146 Times are tough and I get good tips 1.1149 0.04144 87 79 6 2
3147 Haven't I seen you before on a potato? 1.1149 0.03439 87 77 10 0
3148 You said you wanted a rock to make it official. 1.1149 0.04144 87 79 6 2
3149 Watch out below...I’m heading toward the glass ceiling.” Janet Hillel, New York City 1.1149 0.03439 87 77 10 0
3150 Wanna rock? 1.1149 0.03808 87 78 8 1
3151 Put your best foot forward! 1.1149 0.04144 87 79 6 2
3152 You thought rock face meant something else ? 1.1149 0.03808 87 78 8 1
3153 The latest punishment for gropers 1.1149 0.04144 87 79 6 2
3154 You are taking ‘walking all over me’ to new heights. 1.1149 0.03808 87 78 8 1
3155 Don't be alarmed, I am just here to watch. 1.1149 0.04144 87 79 6 2
3156 Swipe left. 1.1149 0.03808 87 78 8 1
3157 Oh my! How has the mighty rock fallen! 1.1149 0.03439 87 77 10 0
3158 Sorry... I think the Hall of Faces is one room over. 1.1149 0.04144 87 79 6 2
3159 I think my wife is suspicious, I found a carabiner in her purse. 1.1149 0.03808 87 78 8 1
3160 What happened to the bank? 1.1149 0.03439 87 77 10 0
3161 Love, between a rock and a hard place 1.1149 0.04144 87 79 6 2
3162 When you said we should FaceTime, I had something else in mind. 1.1149 0.03439 87 77 10 0
3163 The climber was making headway until a head got in her way. 1.1149 0.03439 87 77 10 0
3164 I guess it’s time to face my fears” 1.1149 0.03808 87 78 8 1
3165 Pink Floyd's first rendition - "All in all you're just another rock in the wall." 1.1149 0.03808 87 78 8 1
3166 This is my reincarnation fate for always being stone-faced. 1.1149 0.03808 87 78 8 1
3167 Hi, I hope you won't consider this harassment. 1.1149 0.04144 87 79 6 2
3168 I am sorry, they didn't have shallots. Do you think we could replace them with onions? 1.1149 0.03808 87 78 8 1
3169 What do you mean you want a divorce?! 1.1149 0.03808 87 78 8 1
3170 Get a college degree! 1.1149 0.03808 87 78 8 1
3171 It's okay. Everybody steps on me on their way to the top. 1.1149 0.03439 87 77 10 0
3172 I thought this was just a hole in the wall. 1.1149 0.03808 87 78 8 1
3173 I guess this is what they mean when you feel like your between a rock and a hard place. 1.1149 0.03439 87 77 10 0
3174 I was looking for a job where I would have contact with the customers. 1.1149 0.03439 87 77 10 0
3175 Be careful! I just had my hair styled. 1.1149 0.03808 87 78 8 1
3176 Do it! I’m trying to rid myself of my foot-fetish! 1.1149 0.04144 87 79 6 2
3177 You shouldn’t let people just walk all over you 1.1149 0.03808 87 78 8 1
3178 Just step on me, like always. 1.1149 0.04144 87 79 6 2
3179 From June to October, I'm on Kilimanjaro. 1.1149 0.04144 87 79 6 2
3180 Yeah, it's hard to get your kink on in today's economy 1.1149 0.03808 87 78 8 1
3181 Good luck on that promotion. 1.1149 0.03808 87 78 8 1
3182 Sorry, I'll be heading out soon 1.1149 0.04144 87 79 6 2
3183 Never default on your credit cards. 1.1149 0.03439 87 77 10 0
3184 Karma!! I used to step all over people. 1.1149 0.03808 87 78 8 1
3185 It's part of my rehabilitation. Foolishly, I laughed when the judge said I shouldn't step on people to get ahead. 1.1149 0.03808 87 78 8 1
3186 Ted, this coulda been a lot easier if you had kept your goatee. 1.1149 0.03439 87 77 10 0
3187 I have a few creative life insurance programs you may find attractive. 1.1149 0.03808 87 78 8 1
3188 It's like talking to a wall... 1.1149 0.03808 87 78 8 1
3189 Go for it. I have a stiff upper lip. 1.1149 0.03808 87 78 8 1
3190 Careful, you have a booboo on your knee. 1.1149 0.03808 87 78 8 1
3191 I prayed to God to make me more helpful to others. 1.1149 0.04144 87 79 6 2
3192 Male fragility is inescapable. 1.1149 0.03808 87 78 8 1
3193 I applied for the Manager's job but my face didn't fit. 1.1149 0.03808 87 78 8 1
3194 I've promised to support the gym in my full capacity 1.1149 0.03439 87 77 10 0
3195 Step on me all you want, but please! Scratch my nose! 1.1149 0.04144 87 79 6 2
3196 Come on, be a sport ... 1.1149 0.03808 87 78 8 1
3197 Don’t worry: I’m rock solid cliff face.” 1.1149 0.04144 87 79 6 2
3198 I went out last night and i got a mean hangover, so please avoid my head.....it's throbbing so bad 1.1149 0.03808 87 78 8 1
3199 Stop following me!! 1.1149 0.03808 87 78 8 1
3200 shoot! They built the wall underground too. 1.1149 0.04144 87 79 6 2
3201 You still have a long way to go. Just a heads-up. 1.1149 0.04144 87 79 6 2
3202 Don't worry. Everyone steps on people to get to the top. 1.1149 0.03808 87 78 8 1
3203 I didn't realize this was written into my work contract. 1.1149 0.03808 87 78 8 1
3204 I won't let you walk all over me again. 1.1149 0.03808 87 78 8 1
3205 Study the wall. Be the wall. Climb the wall. 1.1149 0.03808 87 78 8 1
3206 Face Climbing is a lot better than Facebook! 1.1149 0.03808 87 78 8 1
3207 Be careful - I'm wearing a toupee. 1.1149 0.04144 87 79 6 2
3208 Just look at me as your stepping stone. 1.1149 0.03808 87 78 8 1
3209 Six months into the relationship, Jane realized Steve was more useful as a foothold than a climber... or a husband. 1.1149 0.03808 87 78 8 1
3210 I've never had my foot in my mouth. 1.1149 0.04144 87 79 6 2
3211 Would you mind scratching my nose on your way up? 1.1149 0.04144 87 79 6 2
3212 My nostrils have never been so raw. 1.1149 0.03808 87 78 8 1
3213 I really don't mind. We're expecting a delivery of new rocks any day now. 1.1149 0.03808 87 78 8 1
3214 Conquer the wall. Become the wall. 1.1149 0.03439 87 77 10 0
3215 This is how I get practice putting my foot in my mouth. 1.1149 0.03808 87 78 8 1
3216 It's only temporary until they bring the actual rockface. 1.1149 0.03808 87 78 8 1
3217 I like to think I'd make a very supportive boyfriend. 1.1149 0.03439 87 77 10 0
3218 It’s part time! 1.1149 0.03439 87 77 10 0
3219 Just Hang in there !!!! 1.1149 0.03808 87 78 8 1
3220 well,please keep me in mind on your way down! 1.1149 0.04144 87 79 6 2
3221 “Just when I thought I had a leg up, you get ahead of me.” 1.1149 0.03439 87 77 10 0
3222 I defaced my fears.” 1.1149 0.04144 87 79 6 2
3223 I'm so sick of everyone climbing all over me." 1.1149 0.04144 87 79 6 2
3224 Careful on the next step ahead. 1.1149 0.03808 87 78 8 1
3225 Don't worry - I'm not real, just a meme my crazy ex-girlfriend put here. 1.1149 0.03808 87 78 8 1
3226 Get ahead, make my day! 1.1149 0.03808 87 78 8 1
3227 I’ve met someone else. 1.1149 0.03808 87 78 8 1
3228 All I ask is one more chance! 1.1149 0.03808 87 78 8 1
3229 Sorry, can’t risk giving a woman a leg up these days... 1.1149 0.03808 87 78 8 1
3230 No wonder they run through employees like toothbrushes... 1.1149 0.03439 87 77 10 0
3231 i really i hope i turned the stove off... 1.1149 0.03439 87 77 10 0
3232 In recreation I only have to touch his face to go up you should what I have to do at the office 1.1149 0.03808 87 78 8 1
3233 How does it feel to be stepping stone to the top for a change? 1.1149 0.03439 87 77 10 0
3234 You walked all over me. Now I'm walking all over you, horseman. 1.1149 0.04144 87 79 6 2
3235 I guess this isn't what you imagined when the ad said "looking for a rock star." 1.1149 0.03439 87 77 10 0
3236 Keep in mind that we switch places this afternoon. 1.1149 0.03439 87 77 10 0
3237 I'd tell you,but you wouldn't belay-ve me! 1.1149 0.03808 87 78 8 1
3238 Just another pretty face. 1.1149 0.03808 87 78 8 1
3239 Lean on me babe, lean on me. 1.1149 0.04144 87 79 6 2
3240 I heard they promote from within- at least I'll see you at the top. 1.1149 0.04144 87 79 6 2
3241 I think I’m doing it wrong. 1.1149 0.04144 87 79 6 2
3242 I'm sorry Rick, but you know you could never keep up with me. 1.1149 0.03808 87 78 8 1
3243 You always wanted me to sit on your face. 1.1149 0.04144 87 79 6 2
3244 Grant me immunity, and I'll tell you how to get to the top. 1.1149 0.03808 87 78 8 1
3245 Eventually you'll have to turn around. 1.1149 0.04144 87 79 6 2
3246 They said I’d be a head in my field, but I didn’t know they meant it so literally. 1.1149 0.03439 87 77 10 0
3247 I won’t be able to get to the top unless I use this disgusting blockhead 1.1149 0.04144 87 79 6 2
3248 Marry you? Well, that puts me between a rock and a hard place at the moment. 1.1149 0.04144 87 79 6 2
3249 I feel so used. 1.1149 0.03808 87 78 8 1
3250 Just don't pull too hard on the hair, it's a toupee 1.1149 0.03808 87 78 8 1
3251 OK, I'm sorry! I did'nt know you were David Blaine's neighbor! 1.1149 0.04144 87 79 6 2
3252 I’ve got an itch right here. 1.1149 0.04455 87 80 4 3
3253 You’ve never seen a rock face? What kind of climber are you? 1.1149 0.03439 87 77 10 0
3254 My therapist insists I let people walk all over me. 1.1149 0.04144 87 79 6 2
3255 Hi .my name is Rocco. 1.1149 0.03808 87 78 8 1
3256 Missed the midnight train to Cleveland 1.1149 0.03439 87 77 10 0
3257 Poor hand hold...weak chin. 1.1149 0.03808 87 78 8 1
3258 Looks like I'm going to have to use your head....If I'm going to get ahead. 1.1149 0.03439 87 77 10 0
3259 Five years of college and this is the best gig I could get. 1.1149 0.03439 87 77 10 0
3260 This is kind of kinky. 1.1149 0.03808 87 78 8 1
3261 You have to play to win. 1.1149 0.04144 87 79 6 2
3262 You should see the one at the border. 1.1149 0.04144 87 79 6 2
3263 Adrienne, get outta my face! 1.1149 0.03808 87 78 8 1
3264 I should have swiped left. 1.1149 0.04144 87 79 6 2
3265 Fallen climbers are memorialized in this way. 1.1149 0.03808 87 78 8 1
3266 My peers are so hard-headed. 1.1149 0.04144 87 79 6 2
3267 This isn't the kind of rock I wanted to be for you. 1.1149 0.03808 87 78 8 1
3268 Hi, my name is Beta but I'm really an Omega. 1.1149 0.03808 87 78 8 1
3269 Don't do anything I wouldn't do. 1.1149 0.03439 87 77 10 0
3270 Use your head Jack, Use your head...how was I to know it was a trap? 1.1149 0.03808 87 78 8 1
3271 But if I made it to the top, I would have got a fruit smoothie. 1.1149 0.03439 87 77 10 0
3272 I never stopped to think what I was climbing towards... 1.1149 0.03808 87 78 8 1
3273 Thanks for hanging around with me. 1.1149 0.03439 87 77 10 0
3274 Well I wouldn't have to hover if you'd just plant that right foot like you meant it! 1.1149 0.03808 87 78 8 1
3275 it's all downhill from here. 1.1149 0.03808 87 78 8 1
3276 I now know why I got the job on the spot! 1.1149 0.03808 87 78 8 1
3277 You repel me!!ha ha! 1.1149 0.03808 87 78 8 1
3278 Your wedding started an hour ago. 1.1149 0.04144 87 79 6 2
3279 Wow. These mushrooms are really strong. 1.1149 0.03808 87 78 8 1
3280 fancy meeting you here 1.1149 0.04144 87 79 6 2
3281 Yeah, it's me. Will you marry me? 1.1149 0.03808 87 78 8 1
3282 I am sorry that lied. I am not a rock star. 1.1149 0.03808 87 78 8 1
3283 Water ... water ... 1.1149 0.03808 87 78 8 1
3284 Take my advice; Don't go for the "all-inclusive" gym membership 1.1149 0.03439 87 77 10 0
3285 Rock Hudson right? 1.1149 0.03808 87 78 8 1
3286 I always wanted to use my head to help others 1.1149 0.03808 87 78 8 1
3287 You have to step on a lot of people to get to the top! 1.1149 0.03808 87 78 8 1
3288 Getting a degree in rock climbing probably wasn't a good idea. 1.1149 0.04144 87 79 6 2
3289 They told me my career was on the rocks. 1.1149 0.03808 87 78 8 1
3290 Excuse me. Would you mind lowering your arm for a minute? 1.1149 0.04455 87 80 4 3
3291 Stop starring at my zipper! 1.1149 0.03808 87 78 8 1
3292 I haven't seen you since the prom. 1.1149 0.03808 87 78 8 1
3293 I said I'm sorry! 1.1149 0.03439 87 77 10 0
3294 I think you should head the other way... 1.1149 0.03439 87 77 10 0
3295 father where's your collar? 1.1149 0.04144 87 79 6 2
3296 I don't want him to throw me under the bus. 1.1149 0.03808 87 78 8 1
3297 Why the long face 1.1149 0.03808 87 78 8 1
3298 This is my mama's punishment for me stepping on a crack 1.1149 0.03808 87 78 8 1
3299 Please don't step on me! 1.1149 0.04144 87 79 6 2
3300 oh no im about to get a beadache 1.1149 0.03808 87 78 8 1
3301 Don't try the mind meld. 1.1149 0.03808 87 78 8 1
3302 This wasn't exactly what I meant when I told you to crawl under a rock, Mr. O'Reilly. 1.1149 0.03808 87 78 8 1
3303 Oh my gosh, maybe I'm using him as a stepping stone. S 1.1149 0.03439 87 77 10 0
3304 Please, anything but a pocket hold 1.1149 0.03439 87 77 10 0
3305 People just seem to walk to all over me... 1.1149 0.03808 87 78 8 1
3306 Oh my God. My ex-husband. Do I step on him or smash him? 1.1149 0.04144 87 79 6 2
3307 Go ahead use me, just like everyone else. 1.1149 0.04144 87 79 6 2
3308 Hi,don't mind me, I just like people climbing all over me! 1.1149 0.03808 87 78 8 1
3309 Social climbing is my favorite sport. 1.1149 0.04144 87 79 6 2
3310 Go on. Step on ahead to the top. 1.1149 0.04144 87 79 6 2
3311 You can put your foot on my head so long as you don't take me for granite. 1.1149 0.03808 87 78 8 1
3312 My mother wears shoes like yours. 1.1149 0.04144 87 79 6 2
3313 Go ahead, just use me like everyone does. 1.1149 0.03439 87 77 10 0
3314 My chief aim is to be a stepping stone for you. 1.1149 0.03439 87 77 10 0
3315 You have to aim high if you want to get a head. 1.1149 0.03439 87 77 10 0
3316 The social climbing was killing me. 1.1149 0.04144 87 79 6 2
3317 Are you getting close? 1.1149 0.04144 87 79 6 2
3318 Why does everyone always climb the north face? 1.1149 0.03808 87 78 8 1
3319 Everyone has to settle in life, Jenny. My Rushmore dream is dead. 1.1149 0.04144 87 79 6 2
3320 Don't be ridiculous. How would you ever get the idea that I was stalking you? 1.1149 0.04144 87 79 6 2
3321 Rock-climbing means others might receive a heads-up on you. 1.1149 0.03439 87 77 10 0
3322 Yeah, the spring training hazing around here is a little absurd! 1.1149 0.03439 87 77 10 0
3323 Social climbing wall 1.1149 0.03808 87 78 8 1
3324 I was too scared to climb down, so now I'm stuck here. 1.1149 0.03808 87 78 8 1
3325 "I had a goal, once." 1.1149 0.03439 87 77 10 0
3326 Sorry to bother you, but could you help me out? 1.1149 0.04144 87 79 6 2
3327 That’s rappelling! 1.1149 0.04144 87 79 6 2
3328 So, this is how people climb ahead 1.1149 0.03439 87 77 10 0
3329 I always wanted to be an anchor. 1.1149 0.03439 87 77 10 0
3330 i don't know man. i came here for a good time, saw a rock, replaced it with my face, now the rock won't give my body back. life's one shitty ass rock climb after another. i bet that rock's eating some fucking dirt right now. asshole 1.1149 0.04144 87 79 6 2
3331 I got tired of being a rung on the corporate ladder." 1.1149 0.03439 87 77 10 0
3332 And you thought climbing the corporate ladder was hard! 1.1149 0.03808 87 78 8 1
3333 So one thing led to another. Do you have a cigarette? 1.1149 0.03808 87 78 8 1
3334 Don't tread on me. 1.1149 0.03439 87 77 10 0
3335 It's the repellers that I don't like. 1.1149 0.04144 87 79 6 2
3336 I'm finishing up my internship...please mention my name on the way down 1.1149 0.03439 87 77 10 0
3337 This isn't what I meant when I said "let's meet face-to-face." 1.1149 0.03808 87 78 8 1
3338 Whatever you do, don’t look into the space with the missing rock! 1.1149 0.03439 87 77 10 0
3339 If you think the climbers on THIS side of the wall are annoying... 1.1149 0.04144 87 79 6 2
3340 Please don’t swipe right 1.1149 0.03439 87 77 10 0
3341 I'm facing my fears. 1.1149 0.03808 87 78 8 1
3342 I know our appointment isn't until 2:30, Doc, but I'm barely hanging on as it is. 1.1149 0.03439 87 77 10 0
3343 My fault. Making a wish to GET a toehold, I mumbled and it came out BE a toehold. 1.1149 0.03439 87 77 10 0
3344 Your drinks are watered down! You can’t fool me. I’m an expert on this! 1.1149 0.03808 87 78 8 1
3345 Shut up and Climb! 1.1149 0.03808 87 78 8 1
3346 I know it’s a little weird, but just be grateful your not climbing the other side of the wall. 1.1149 0.04144 87 79 6 2
3347 My therapist wants me to find out how it feels when I'm being too clingy. 1.1149 0.03808 87 78 8 1
3348 Please don't mess up my hair; I'm supposed to meet my Tinder hook-up here in 10 minutes. 1.1149 0.03808 87 78 8 1
3349 I requested Talking Car or Magic Mirror, but this is all they had available at the time. 1.1149 0.04144 87 79 6 2
3350 Facing uncertainty is inevitable. Keep climbing. 1.1149 0.03808 87 78 8 1
3351 Let's face it. 1.1149 0.03439 87 77 10 0
3352 I didn't know she was a witch. 1.1149 0.03808 87 78 8 1
3353 Quit stalking me 1.1149 0.04144 87 79 6 2
3354 Please! Enough with the advice. 1.1149 0.04144 87 79 6 2
3355 Rocky, is that you? 1.1149 0.03808 87 78 8 1
3356 What! This isn't a giant block of Swiss cheese! 1.1149 0.04144 87 79 6 2
3357 I didn't sign up for this! 1.1149 0.04455 87 80 4 3
3358 Just keep climbing and no one will get hurt. 1.1149 0.03808 87 78 8 1
3359 It's not exactly Rushmore but it's our way of honoring Morty, the building Super. 1.1149 0.03439 87 77 10 0
3360 It was the only opening they had for today. 1.1149 0.03808 87 78 8 1
3361 Rocky! Where have you been? 1.1149 0.04144 87 79 6 2
3362 People don't usually make it up this high...I'm lonely. 1.1149 0.03439 87 77 10 0
3363 Tell the guy behind you to wash his shoes. 1.1149 0.03439 87 77 10 0
3364 Don't look so surprised Joanne - you asked for the full emotional release version. 1.1149 0.03808 87 78 8 1
3365 Madge easily stepped over the competition to get a leg up 1.1149 0.04144 87 79 6 2
3366 So this is why it's called the face of a cliff. 1.1149 0.03439 87 77 10 0
3367 This may be an inopportune time to ask, but could you 'Friend' me on my Facebook page? 1.1149 0.03808 87 78 8 1
3368 Rock-head? I was expecting you to be rock-bottom. 1.1149 0.04144 87 79 6 2
3369 Remember me on your way up? Of course not. Bye. 1.1149 0.03439 87 77 10 0
3370 For God's sake, tip the rope guy! 1.1149 0.03808 87 78 8 1
3371 this isn't worth $12 an hour 1.1149 0.03439 87 77 10 0
3372 I promise this is the last time I will ask you to fall for me. 1.1149 0.04144 87 79 6 2
3373 Please don't step there. 1.1149 0.03808 87 78 8 1
3374 Climb away. Just turn down that K-Pop! 1.1149 0.03808 87 78 8 1
3375 Dear, on your way to the top, sticking your foot in a face is just good training for life. 1.1149 0.03808 87 78 8 1
3376 I know I wanted to face my fears, but this is ridiculous! 1.1149 0.04144 87 79 6 2
3377 I liked it better when it was lonely at the top. 1.1149 0.03439 87 77 10 0
3378 Chin up . . . Now! 1.1149 0.03439 87 77 10 0
3379 This is not that kind of wall." 1.1149 0.03439 87 77 10 0
3380 I've always been something of a wallflower. 1.1149 0.03808 87 78 8 1
3381 Step to the side please - I have a splitting headache! 1.1149 0.03808 87 78 8 1
3382 They said this job would be a step up. 1.1149 0.04144 87 79 6 2
3383 You’ll never get to the top unless you step on a few faces 1.1149 0.03439 87 77 10 0
3384 You know, it’s the people who step on you on their way up that hurts the most. 1.1149 0.04144 87 79 6 2
3385 I lost the face off in a high stakes climb 1.1149 0.03808 87 78 8 1
3386 I must be higher than I thought... 1.1149 0.03808 87 78 8 1
3387 R-E-S-P-E-C-T 1.1149 0.03439 87 77 10 0
3388 Please! Don't step on the cliff face! 1.1149 0.03808 87 78 8 1
3389 I don't know how I'll get down either. 1.1149 0.03439 87 77 10 0
3390 Looks bad huh? But on my resume it is personal assistant experience. 1.1149 0.03808 87 78 8 1
3391 You look familiar! However, and be that as it may, NOW may NOT be the best time to tell me it was HERE, yesterday! 1.1149 0.03439 87 77 10 0
3392 Ow, Move your right foot. 1.1149 0.04144 87 79 6 2
3393 Step on a crack, you'll break your mother's back. 1.1149 0.03439 87 77 10 0
3394 Take rocks for jocks they said. It'll be easy they said. It's not. Drives me up the wall. 1.1149 0.03439 87 77 10 0
3395 Go ahead. Step on me. You wouldn’t be the first. 1.1149 0.03808 87 78 8 1
3396 Sorry, Mark. This won’t work. We have very different definitions for the word “clingy” 1.1149 0.03808 87 78 8 1
3397 I said I’m sorry, give me one more chance please! 1.1149 0.03808 87 78 8 1
3398 was this necessary to put this in the living room? and we need an intercom 1.1149 0.04144 87 79 6 2
3399 The things you gotta do for Pledge Week! 1.1149 0.03808 87 78 8 1
3400 This is a step up from my last job as a door mat. 1.1149 0.04144 87 79 6 2
3401 Please step ahead carefully. 1.1149 0.03808 87 78 8 1
3402 I'm tired of you stepping all over me. 1.1149 0.03808 87 78 8 1
3403 Ouch! Part of me is holding up that fake rock. 1.1149 0.03808 87 78 8 1
3404 I broke up with him cause he was dumb as a rock 1.1149 0.03439 87 77 10 0
3405 I may be new here, but I can tell you don't trust that gray hand hold on the right. He'll always let you down. 1.1149 0.04455 87 80 4 3
3406 I can be your rock. 1.1149 0.04455 87 80 4 3
3407 Trust me. Don't look down. 1.1149 0.03439 87 77 10 0
3408 So much for the tolerant left 1.1149 0.03808 87 78 8 1
3409 It’s the only place where making people climb the wall is a strength. 1.1149 0.03439 87 77 10 0
3410 Abandon rope all ye who enter here. 1.1149 0.03439 87 77 10 0
3411 The hours are rough, but there's plenty of room for upward mobility 1.1149 0.03439 87 77 10 0
3412 Leo, what in heavens name are you doing there? 1.1149 0.03808 87 78 8 1
3413 Maybe we can find a different hobby to share 1.1149 0.03808 87 78 8 1
3414 You are really into it, Buddy 1.1149 0.04144 87 79 6 2
3415 Sorry. High bar dismount problem next room over. 1.1149 0.03439 87 77 10 0
3416 I didn’t wear the proper footwear either 1.1149 0.03439 87 77 10 0
3417 Always find a good handhold. 1.1149 0.03439 87 77 10 0
3418 'Careful with that right foot!' 1.1149 0.03808 87 78 8 1
3419 You HAVE to stop following me! 1.1149 0.03808 87 78 8 1
3420 Don't tell me: You'll remember me when you get to the top. 1.1149 0.03808 87 78 8 1
3421 Currently I go to the Mt. Rushmore rookie camp! 1.1149 0.03808 87 78 8 1
3422 I can give you a "heads up!" 1.1149 0.04144 87 79 6 2
3423 You finally made it to the top, or at least near the top. 1.1149 0.03808 87 78 8 1
3424 Need any help? 1.1149 0.03439 87 77 10 0
3425 I STEP on these holds, but I STOMP on the likeness of you, former friendo. 1.1149 0.04144 87 79 6 2
3426 The benefits are great, but for some reason they don't cover eye injuries. 1.1149 0.03808 87 78 8 1
3427 I don't support this. 1.1149 0.04144 87 79 6 2
3428 He said I should see all the thrills of outdoor activity with none of the risks… but he was wrong. 1.1149 0.03439 87 77 10 0
3429 Watch out for the quicksand. 1.1149 0.03439 87 77 10 0
3430 Happy Anniversary? 1.1149 0.04144 87 79 6 2
3431 On this side, it's a sauna. 1.1149 0.04144 87 79 6 2
3432 Sorry. I'm about to head your way. 1.1149 0.04144 87 79 6 2
3433 Mom said that if I volunteered, it would help my Ivy League chances. 1.1149 0.03808 87 78 8 1
3434 It was either work here or at Jenny Crag. 1.1149 0.04144 87 79 6 2
3435 Free gym passes aren't what they're cranked up to be. 1.1149 0.03808 87 78 8 1
3436 Psh, men these days! Can’t get a grip! 1.1136 0.04099 88 80 6 2
3437 'That's right, I'm the mountain face." 1.1136 0.04099 88 80 6 2
3438 People say I'm supportive, but when is it my time to climb? 1.1136 0.03403 88 78 10 0
3439 Okay. I know the lack of a hand-holed doomed our relationship. But let's try to harness some of my other qualities. 1.1136 0.03767 88 79 8 1
3440 Our love is hanging by a string. 1.1136 0.03403 88 78 10 0
3441 Climb on me; you’ll be one step ahead. 1.1136 0.03403 88 78 10 0
3442 I wasn't told that I'd BE the trophy! 1.1124 0.03367 89 79 10 0
3443 It was either this or 3rd base at Wrigley. 1.1124 0.03367 89 79 10 0
3444 Be careful who you step on on the way up. 1.1124 0.03367 89 79 10 0
3445 the ex promised me my face up on Rushmore beside Lincoln? I was thrilled .. the judge agreed, didn't know she co-owns the 'Rush-More Climbing Wall' and .. sigh, she got to keep the Lincoln too 1.1124 0.04055 89 81 6 2
3446 This is the most unusual face climb I have experienced. 1.1111 0.03687 90 81 8 1
3447 I got tired of talking to just social climbers. 1.1111 0.03687 90 81 8 1
3448 I'm an unpaid intern at a Mount Rushmore firm. 1.1111 0.03331 90 80 10 0
3449 Help! My name is Rock--and Google Maps has sent me way off course 1.1071 0.03794 84 76 7 1
3450 Rudy warned me the walls were closing in. 1.1071 0.03794 84 76 7 1
3451 Help, I am one of the EPA people that believes in global warming. 1.1071 0.03395 84 75 9 0
3452 Is this really what your shrink meant by a stepping stone to your happiness? 1.1071 0.03395 84 75 9 0
3453 I guess they take rock climbing really seriously here. 1.1071 0.03395 84 75 9 0
3454 I like it better when female climbers wear short skirts. 1.1071 0.03794 84 76 7 1
3455 Let’s see how I feel in the way down. 1.1071 0.03395 84 75 9 0
3456 I really wanted to be lower so people could get a head start. 1.1071 0.03395 84 75 9 0
3457 Why do I climb? I climb because the roof is there. 1.1071 0.03395 84 75 9 0
3458 Sorry. I’m doimg penance for my #METOO sins. 1.1071 0.03794 84 76 7 1
3459 Yes, you're ready to move up to El Capitan. But my place is right here. 1.1071 0.03395 84 75 9 0
3460 I thought that promotion was in the bag 1.1071 0.03395 84 75 9 0
3461 First the crockpot, then the sink, now this? How I wish I had a pie! 1.1071 0.03794 84 76 7 1
3462 They never tell you what happens when you get to the top. 1.1071 0.03794 84 76 7 1
3463 These shoes were made for climbing, and that's just what they'll do. One of these days these shoes are gonna climb all over you. 1.1071 0.03395 84 75 9 0
3464 Excelling at the one sport your parents don't know a thing about. 1.1071 0.03794 84 76 7 1
3465 Let me give you a heads up. 1.1071 0.04155 84 77 5 2
3466 Just one more step on my way to the top! 1.1071 0.03794 84 76 7 1
3467 Hey! It beats prison! 1.1071 0.03395 84 75 9 0
3468 Obviously, Tinder wasn't working for me. 1.1071 0.04155 84 77 5 2
3469 That's an unusual cliff face! 1.1071 0.03395 84 75 9 0
3470 So that’s what they mean by face climbing. 1.1071 0.04155 84 77 5 2
3471 you should see what they did to my cousin! 1.1071 0.03794 84 76 7 1
3472 Frankly my dear, I'd rather you took the North Face. 1.1071 0.03395 84 75 9 0
3473 There’s a place in Pompeii where the clothed ladies belay... 1.1071 0.04155 84 77 5 2
3474 Carl, I told you I wasn't ready for face climbing yet! 1.1071 0.04155 84 77 5 2
3475 Go ahead. I won’t bite. 1.1071 0.03794 84 76 7 1
3476 Good move skipping the human cannonball attraction. 1.1071 0.03395 84 75 9 0
3477 This isn't where I parked my car... 1.1071 0.03794 84 76 7 1
3478 My career has been a series of stepping stones. 1.1071 0.03794 84 76 7 1
3479 I just feel like you're using me as a stepping stone to your next position. 1.1071 0.03395 84 75 9 0
3480 Please, take me back. 1.1071 0.03794 84 76 7 1
3481 Well, thanks for climbing by... 1.1071 0.03395 84 75 9 0
3482 Geology is my passion. 1.1071 0.03395 84 75 9 0
3483 oh boy! Now I know they just never give up. 1.1071 0.04155 84 77 5 2
3484 I feel like our relationship has been a little rocky as of late. 1.1071 0.03794 84 76 7 1
3485 Thgfgh 1.1071 0.03794 84 76 7 1
3486 Urgh, another social climber 1.1071 0.03395 84 75 9 0
3487 If you don’t eat yer meat you can’t have any pudding... 1.1071 0.03794 84 76 7 1
3488 For the love of God, please don't start singing " I'm Just Your Stepping Stone!" 1.1071 0.04155 84 77 5 2
3489 I always knew you would use me as a stepping stone to success. 1.1071 0.03794 84 76 7 1
3490 Hand grip only, please! 1.1071 0.03395 84 75 9 0
3491 They told me it would be a stepping stone in my career. 1.1071 0.03395 84 75 9 0
3492 I told you our relationship was on the rocks. 1.1071 0.03794 84 76 7 1
3493 I upset my manager. 1.1071 0.03794 84 76 7 1
3494 So my third wish was to rockFacebook! 1.1071 0.03395 84 75 9 0
3495 When I took this job working at the rock climbing wall, I somehow thought it would be different. 1.1071 0.03395 84 75 9 0
3496 Close your eyes! 1.1071 0.03395 84 75 9 0
3497 Your mom is welcome to stay with us 1.1071 0.03794 84 76 7 1
3498 Got any trail mix? 1.1071 0.03794 84 76 7 1
3499 Watch out, there's a glass ceiling up there. 1.1071 0.03794 84 76 7 1
3500 I always feel like I am just a hanger on, socially 1.1071 0.03395 84 75 9 0
3501 One small step for woman, one giant leap for womankind. 1.1071 0.03794 84 76 7 1
3502 You know sometimes it i really would like my body back. 1.1071 0.03395 84 75 9 0
3503 Are you convinced I'm a step up now? 1.1071 0.03395 84 75 9 0
3504 I'm part of a new type of 12-step program 1.1071 0.03395 84 75 9 0
3505 Don't know where I'm headed - but I think I'm going up.... 1.1071 0.03395 84 75 9 0
3506 Let's face it, everybody steps on me. 1.1071 0.03395 84 75 9 0
3507 Arthur! 1.1071 0.03395 84 75 9 0
3508 I guess this proves that you do have to step on people to get to the top. 1.1071 0.03395 84 75 9 0
3509 Taking the Metoo# movement to new heights. 1.1071 0.03794 84 76 7 1
3510 Right turn, please. 1.1071 0.03395 84 75 9 0
3511 Global warming turns up fossils in the oddest places. 1.1071 0.03794 84 76 7 1
3512 I’m always between a rock and a hard place 1.1071 0.03794 84 76 7 1
3513 Please don't use me as a steppingstone. 1.1071 0.03794 84 76 7 1
3514 My job counselor suggested working here or at the bowling alley. 1.1071 0.03395 84 75 9 0
3515 Just so you know - I got this far by stepping on MY boss's head. 1.1071 0.04487 84 78 3 3
3516 You're stepping on my heart. 1.1071 0.03395 84 75 9 0
3517 (Sigh) I'm just a stepping stone to your success... 1.1071 0.03794 84 76 7 1
3518 Yes, I said I would help you advance to the top, but I didn't mean like this. 1.1071 0.03395 84 75 9 0
3519 Melinda, pleeeze! We can work this out. Please don't step all over me anymore. 1.1071 0.03794 84 76 7 1
3520 I'm supposed to remind you to keep your body close to the wall. 1.1071 0.03794 84 76 7 1
3521 Katie Winter you’re not. 1.1071 0.04155 84 77 5 2
3522 Go easy on my nose job, please! 1.1071 0.03794 84 76 7 1
3523 full send. 1.1071 0.03395 84 75 9 0
3524 Surely there is a better way of resolving our relationship issues . . ." 1.1071 0.03794 84 76 7 1
3525 On your way up, would you mind removing the rhinolith from my right nostril? 1.1071 0.04155 84 77 5 2
3526 I always thought you had a stone face. 1.1071 0.03395 84 75 9 0
3527 I told the genie I need to get a grip. 1.1071 0.04155 84 77 5 2
3528 At least I get the weekends off. 1.1071 0.03395 84 75 9 0
3529 I’m somewhere between a rock and a hard face. 1.1071 0.03794 84 76 7 1
3530 They say this face is more challenging. 1.1071 0.03395 84 75 9 0
3531 I'm done being a doormat. 1.1071 0.03395 84 75 9 0
3532 ...and then, when I was ten, my nightmares of being stepped on started... 1.1071 0.03794 84 76 7 1
3533 Could I have a kiss I just broke up. 1.1071 0.03794 84 76 7 1
3534 I am the soft spot in the wall. Please, go easy on me. 1.1071 0.04487 84 78 3 3
3535 It’s the “Renew-And-Work-It-Off” option. 1.1071 0.03395 84 75 9 0
3536 My wife said I never support her. 1.1071 0.03395 84 75 9 0
3537 I paid extra for this spot,how about you? 1.1071 0.04155 84 77 5 2
3538 Sorry about all the suspension. I have real attachment issues. Can we can keep hanging out and see where things go? 1.1071 0.03794 84 76 7 1
3539 I'm just wanting to give you a little head's up. 1.1071 0.03395 84 75 9 0
3540 Tell you what.... For you, I'll take my shoe off! 1.1071 0.03794 84 76 7 1
3541 You're Stella. He's Stanley. You're Stella. He's Stanley. Stellaaaaaa! 1.1071 0.03395 84 75 9 0
3542 Always wash your hands after using the head. 1.1071 0.03395 84 75 9 0
3543 I know we pride ourselves with having good customer service, but this is getting out of hand. 1.1071 0.03395 84 75 9 0
3544 Needless to say, the promotion wasn’t worth it. 1.1071 0.03395 84 75 9 0
3545 I was always fascinated by those walls, but climbing is just not my thing. 1.1071 0.03794 84 76 7 1
3546 What's up ahead? 1.1071 0.03395 84 75 9 0
3547 Do you really think our relationship is on the rocks? 1.1071 0.03395 84 75 9 0
3548 Make sure to not make any comments on the manager. Talk about a foot in my mouth. 1.1071 0.03395 84 75 9 0
3549 At least this way I'm getting paid minimum wage for it. 1.1071 0.03395 84 75 9 0
3550 I know I'm just a stepping stone on your journey to rock stardom. 1.1071 0.03794 84 76 7 1
3551 You're a Rockette? I'm a rock head! 1.1071 0.03794 84 76 7 1
3552 Mr. Ted Williams!? Is that you? I did not realize how far cryonics has advanced." 1.1071 0.03395 84 75 9 0
3553 I left my wallet at home." 1.1071 0.03794 84 76 7 1
3554 Try not to mess up my hair. 1.1071 0.03794 84 76 7 1
3555 Isn't it enough that you 'walk' all over me? 1.1071 0.03794 84 76 7 1
3556 Yes, you've reached the rock face. 1.1071 0.03794 84 76 7 1
3557 There’s more to me than meets the eye! 1.1071 0.03794 84 76 7 1
3558 Solitude? Big disappointment. I am a rock, I am an island, but that's why everyone touches me. 1.1071 0.03395 84 75 9 0
3559 This may seem off the wall, but is this the North Face or el Capitan? 1.1071 0.03794 84 76 7 1
3560 Whatever you do, don't go over your time limit. 1.1071 0.03395 84 75 9 0
3561 I guess I am your stepping stone. 1.1071 0.03395 84 75 9 0
3562 Really, so sorry. I’m just trying to stay a few steps ahead. 1.1071 0.04155 84 77 5 2
3563 So this is where Jimmy Hoffa ended up.... 1.1071 0.03794 84 76 7 1
3564 Step on it gal. Step on it! 1.1071 0.04155 84 77 5 2
3565 We have got to stop meting like this. 1.1071 0.04487 84 78 3 3
3566 Sorrry, didn't mean to bite the hand climbs me. 1.1071 0.03395 84 75 9 0
3567 This isn't the DMV... 1.1071 0.03794 84 76 7 1
3568 But all your talk about supporting you is what drove me up here! 1.1071 0.03794 84 76 7 1
3569 Now kick that mindfulness training into high gear! 1.1071 0.03395 84 75 9 0
3570 All I wanted was to be just like Dwayne Johnson. 1.1071 0.04155 84 77 5 2
3571 Please climb to your right. 1.1071 0.04155 84 77 5 2
3572 My name is Bond, James Bond 1.1071 0.04155 84 77 5 2
3573 This is not my beautiful house. 1.1071 0.03395 84 75 9 0
3574 It's okay. Each tine someone steps on my face, it's one day off my 25-year sentence for working as a telemarketer. 1.1071 0.04155 84 77 5 2
3575 This relationship is so touch and go, with no strings attached. 1.1071 0.03794 84 76 7 1
3576 Haphephobia? It’s a fear of being touched. I must have really pissed someone off in my previous life. 1.1071 0.03395 84 75 9 0
3577 Be honest... Are you repelled by me? 1.1071 0.03794 84 76 7 1
3578 Underemployed? .... Yeah! 1.1071 0.03395 84 75 9 0
3579 Dont even think about it 1.1071 0.03794 84 76 7 1
3580 I prefer to think of this job as a stepping stone to better opportunities 1.1071 0.03395 84 75 9 0
3581 I always knew you’d be a rock star one day 1.1071 0.04155 84 77 5 2
3582 Oh! I thought you said "the smartest way to get higher" 1.1071 0.03395 84 75 9 0
3583 Honey, I told you we were climbing on my side today 1.1071 0.03794 84 76 7 1
3584 Who is Richard III ? 1.1071 0.03794 84 76 7 1
3585 We are going to have to stop meeting like this. My wife is getting suspicious. 1.1071 0.03395 84 75 9 0
3586 Carah, I don't think I can handle any more edging 1.1071 0.04155 84 77 5 2
3587 Excuse me, but I have to finish my climb. 1.1071 0.03794 84 76 7 1
3588 It’s fine. I let everyone else walk all over me. 1.1071 0.03794 84 76 7 1
3589 It's ok. I promise not to bite. 1.1071 0.04155 84 77 5 2
3590 I always knew you were just going to use me as a stepping stone... 1.1071 0.03395 84 75 9 0
3591 Yes, rock wall share is a thing. 1.1071 0.03395 84 75 9 0
3592 Is that the head of Robert Goulet??? I thought it was supposed to be Dean Martin week? 1.1071 0.03794 84 76 7 1
3593 Please don't step all over me. 1.1071 0.03395 84 75 9 0
3594 Don't ever go big game hunting." 1.1071 0.03395 84 75 9 0
3595 Help! I'm between a rock and a hard place! 1.1071 0.03395 84 75 9 0
3596 GOOD LUCK! Hope you make it to the top. 1.1071 0.03395 84 75 9 0
3597 Hey uh, sorry to interrupt, but the rock wall closes at 9. 1.1071 0.03395 84 75 9 0
3598 Sorry, our side of the building is a human cannonball school 1.1071 0.04155 84 77 5 2
3599 I flunked Facebook 101! 1.1071 0.03395 84 75 9 0
3600 It's okay. I'm used to being stepped on daily to be honest. 1.1071 0.03395 84 75 9 0
3601 You've got to learn to trust me ! 1.1071 0.03395 84 75 9 0
3602 Whatever you do, don't put your crotch in my face or the Me Too Party will demote me to urinal cake. 1.1071 0.03794 84 76 7 1
3603 Iyi-yi-yi-yi'm not your stepping stone! 1.1071 0.03395 84 75 9 0
3604 I’m trying to be supportive, but I’m just not sure about couples therapy. 1.1071 0.03395 84 75 9 0
3605 I always wanted to climb ahead 1.1071 0.04155 84 77 5 2
3606 I can't help but feel like everyone is using me. 1.1071 0.04155 84 77 5 2
3607 You will be visited by three ghosts: of climbs past, present, and future. 1.1071 0.03794 84 76 7 1
3608 Finally, someone made it this high. 1.1071 0.04155 84 77 5 2
3609 Sal? Sal Mineo? 1.1071 0.03794 84 76 7 1
3610 I told them RUSHMORE!!! Not SMUSHMORE!!!! 1.1071 0.04155 84 77 5 2
3611 Try not to slobber, i need a good handhold. 1.1071 0.03794 84 76 7 1
3612 Enough already. I admire my own persistence, but not yours. 1.1071 0.03395 84 75 9 0
3613 I am looking for the glass ceiling. 1.1071 0.04155 84 77 5 2
3614 Go to the climbing gym they said. It'll be fun they said. 1.1071 0.03794 84 76 7 1
3615 Just remember I am very ticklish 1.1071 0.03395 84 75 9 0
3616 Rock here. You must be Doris Day. 1.1071 0.03395 84 75 9 0
3617 Answer your three questions to climb higher? OK: 1) My name is Angel. 2) This ain't no disco, this is a rock wall. 3)David Byrne? 1.1071 0.03794 84 76 7 1
3618 Honey, call mom. The nice man who owns this place didn’t appreciate my snarky comments. 1.1071 0.03395 84 75 9 0
3619 Look, you're just getting way too ahead of yourself. 1.1071 0.03395 84 75 9 0
3620 Did you forget your deodorant again ? 1.1071 0.03794 84 76 7 1
3621 Use cash. If your check bounces, they have ways of making you pay for the climb. 1.1071 0.03794 84 76 7 1
3622 It was my third choice. The Universe wouldn't take my other two reincarnation choices seriously. 1.1071 0.03794 84 76 7 1
3623 I told you I'd do anything to be near you! 1.1071 0.03395 84 75 9 0
3624 OPEN YOUR MOUTH I NEED A FOOT HOLD. 1.1071 0.03794 84 76 7 1
3625 I'm his stepchild. 1.1071 0.03395 84 75 9 0
3626 You're sure you can't skip a step? 1.1071 0.03794 84 76 7 1
3627 Take care. I'm the face that launched a thousand slips. 1.1071 0.03794 84 76 7 1
3628 I said fine if you walk out on me, not... 1.1071 0.04487 84 78 3 3
3629 I wanted to face my fear of heights, not fear my face at heights! 1.1071 0.04487 84 78 3 3
3630 All I've ever wanted is for someone to hold me. 1.1071 0.03395 84 75 9 0
3631 This isn't exactly what I had in mind when you said you needed me to help with scaling up operations. 1.1071 0.04155 84 77 5 2
3632 So THIS is where he ended up when he disappeared! 1.1071 0.04155 84 77 5 2
3633 Climbing the Wall of Worry 1.1071 0.03794 84 76 7 1
3634 This isn’t the kissing booth? 1.1071 0.03395 84 75 9 0
3635 Well,I know my hands are in a labyrinth and my feet are under a chest... As for the rest, your guess is as good as mine. 1.1071 0.03395 84 75 9 0
3636 Its true-you must step on people to get to the top. 1.1071 0.04155 84 77 5 2
3637 It's only a fetish in that I'm rock hard right now. 1.1071 0.04155 84 77 5 2
3638 I told them to challenge themselves as to where to place my headstone..... 1.1071 0.03794 84 76 7 1
3639 I heard Everest has a north face so I thought this might help you practice. 1.1071 0.03395 84 75 9 0
3640 Could this really be love at first sight? 1.1071 0.03395 84 75 9 0
3641 I thought "helping others get a leg up" was a good job for a social worker. 1.1071 0.03794 84 76 7 1
3642 They said I could get high but didn’t mention hallucinations. 1.1071 0.03395 84 75 9 0
3643 While I hate people stepping on me to get to the top, I do like meeting new people, and great benefits like health, vision, and dental. Oh, especially the dental! 1.1071 0.03794 84 76 7 1
3644 Mira, Mira, on the wall.. are you covered by accidental death, disability, and a good whole life policy? Call me. 1.1071 0.03395 84 75 9 0
3645 I thought this was a rock concert. 1.1071 0.03794 84 76 7 1
3646 Don't fall, kid. There's a penalty if you fall! 1.1071 0.04155 84 77 5 2
3647 Will you go with me to the prom? 1.1071 0.03395 84 75 9 0
3648 You should ALWAYS wear a safety helmet! 1.1071 0.04155 84 77 5 2
3649 I thought "hats off" to your recent climbing win was'nt enough 1.1071 0.03794 84 76 7 1
3650 They promised me this job would be a stepping stone to something higher. 1.1071 0.03794 84 76 7 1
3651 Who knew indoor climing had such an intense rock face! 1.1071 0.04487 84 78 3 3
3652 At least take off your cleats... 1.1071 0.03395 84 75 9 0
3653 I just realized something Beth: If I was a duck, I'd be a quack in the wall. 1.1071 0.04155 84 77 5 2
3654 It'll only hurt for a minute. 1.1071 0.03794 84 76 7 1
3655 I've always told you that I'm head over heels in love with you. 1.1071 0.03395 84 75 9 0
3656 Hold your mouth open -- you know how to do that.... 1.1071 0.04155 84 77 5 2
3657 Last hired, first stepped on. 1.1071 0.03794 84 76 7 1
3658 For physically active millennials, rock climbing and speed dating go hand over hand 1.1071 0.04155 84 77 5 2
3659 Go ahead and us me as a stepping stone--everyone else does. 1.1071 0.03395 84 75 9 0
3660 I don't mind any more than the next guy. 1.1071 0.03395 84 75 9 0
3661 My ex-wife said I needed to stop letting people walk all over me, so I thought I'd try climbing instead. 1.1071 0.03794 84 76 7 1
3662 Your political contribution before the end of your climb will send a clear message to the Koch Brothers. 1.1071 0.03395 84 75 9 0
3663 What, you never heard of a cliff face before? 1.1071 0.04155 84 77 5 2
3664 I'd be careful who you step on on your way up the corporate ladder... 1.1071 0.03395 84 75 9 0
3665 You did say that you were going to be more supportive. 1.1071 0.03395 84 75 9 0
3666 These rock emojis are getting more realistic every day. 1.1071 0.03395 84 75 9 0
3667 Just a heads up but women fall for me everyday. 1.1071 0.03395 84 75 9 0
3668 Testing showed I’m dumb as a rock. 1.1071 0.03395 84 75 9 0
3669 My manager told me to keep my mouth shut to get the difficulty up to a 5-9. 1.1071 0.03395 84 75 9 0
3670 Try not to step on my pet rocks; they don’t like to be touched. 1.1071 0.03395 84 75 9 0
3671 Did you ever feel like all people do is walk all over you? 1.1071 0.03395 84 75 9 0
3672 I dunno...it was either this or a hard place... 1.1071 0.03395 84 75 9 0
3673 woah… first, think of it more like a gloryhole for facial trauma kink. second, don’t kinkshame 1.1071 0.03395 84 75 9 0
3674 Suddenly, the cheerful “Help Wanted” greeting sign took a dark turn... 1.1071 0.04155 84 77 5 2
3675 If you think this is bad, talk to the guy in the tractor tire. 1.1071 0.03794 84 76 7 1
3676 Hi Jenny!" "Mind the hair gel. 1.1071 0.03395 84 75 9 0
3677 Don't worry; I have a lot of experience putting my own foot in my mouth. 1.1071 0.03395 84 75 9 0
3678 The truth is, Jimmy, you were just a stepping stone for me. 1.1071 0.03794 84 76 7 1
3679 I'd like to do more than just hand hold. 1.1071 0.04155 84 77 5 2
3680 I've decide to come face to face with my acrophobia. 1.1071 0.03794 84 76 7 1
3681 Honey, this is not what I meant by getting in shape together. 1.1071 0.03395 84 75 9 0
3682 I'm the latest Democratic Socialists darling and I'm having real problems with the 'up is down' and 'down is up' narrative. 1.1071 0.03794 84 76 7 1
3683 Look . . . I'm tired of being your stepping stone. 1.1071 0.04155 84 77 5 2
3684 Yeah I get booted a lot. 1.1071 0.03395 84 75 9 0
3685 It was part of my divorce settlement. 1.1071 0.04155 84 77 5 2
3686 Feel free to give me a hand 1.1071 0.03794 84 76 7 1
3687 'It's fine, I'm used to putting my foot in my mouth' 1.1071 0.03395 84 75 9 0
3688 Don't ask ,what happens if...? 1.1071 0.03395 84 75 9 0
3689 They said this was the only way I could get ahead here. 1.1071 0.04155 84 77 5 2
3690 I'm torn between the expressions "quite while your ahead" and "stuck between a rock and a hard place" 1.1071 0.04487 84 78 3 3
3691 Talk about being the rock in a relationship. 1.1071 0.03794 84 76 7 1
3692 You missed the glass ceiling. 1.1071 0.03395 84 75 9 0
3693 Too bad your not on top! 1.1071 0.03395 84 75 9 0
3694 I just love the Rock so much 1.1071 0.04155 84 77 5 2
3695 Why don't you like me? I'm such a nice guy. 1.1071 0.03794 84 76 7 1
3696 Plenty of fish in the sea 1.1071 0.03395 84 75 9 0
3697 I'm living it off the wall. 1.1071 0.03794 84 76 7 1
3698 Could you please belay off? 1.1071 0.03794 84 76 7 1
3699 Oh, Rock, we hardly knew you. 1.1071 0.03794 84 76 7 1
3700 I'm the hired temp. 1.1071 0.03395 84 75 9 0
3701 Marry me! What's your hang up? 1.1071 0.03395 84 75 9 0
3702 I just feel like I'm always being stepped on in life. 1.1071 0.03395 84 75 9 0
3703 I'm from QAnon - is this the deep state? 1.1071 0.03794 84 76 7 1
3704 Don't touch me! 1.1071 0.03395 84 75 9 0
3705 A facelift is maybe the best for a journalist these days. 1.1071 0.03395 84 75 9 0
3706 Hold it sir ... The men's room is to your right 1.1071 0.03794 84 76 7 1
3707 It’ll never work; I’ll only repel you. 1.1071 0.03794 84 76 7 1
3708 Heads we both lose.... 1.1071 0.04155 84 77 5 2
3709 It's okay, I'm used to getting stepped on. 1.1071 0.03395 84 75 9 0
3710 My mother always said I was hard-headed. 1.1071 0.03395 84 75 9 0
3711 I'm climbing the career ladder. 1.1071 0.04155 84 77 5 2
3712 ...on the left side of my nose. 1.1071 0.03794 84 76 7 1
3713 I was more of a social climber 1.1071 0.03395 84 75 9 0
3714 Your nest step on this cliff-face is crucial! 1.1071 0.03794 84 76 7 1
3715 Sure, you can keep going, but the glass ceiling is just above my head. 1.1071 0.03794 84 76 7 1
3716 Careful! You don't want to face plant. 1.1071 0.03794 84 76 7 1
3717 All my life I've been stepped on 1.1071 0.03395 84 75 9 0
3718 Thats when Wendy realized that the only way to breach the glass ceiling was to step on every Brad,Zach and Kyle in her way. 1.1071 0.03794 84 76 7 1
3719 You really should’nt eat ANY brownies before climbing... 1.1071 0.03395 84 75 9 0
3720 I checked, there's nobody here 1.1071 0.03794 84 76 7 1
3721 The name's "Pink"; just another brick in the wall. 1.1071 0.04155 84 77 5 2
3722 Just another man getting in the way of a woman climbing her way up 1.1071 0.03395 84 75 9 0
3723 Romeo Wherefore Art Thou Romeo? 1.1071 0.03395 84 75 9 0
3724 It's like climbing the face of Half Dome... 1.1071 0.03395 84 75 9 0
3725 Hmm! That looks like my exboyfriend's face. I think I 'll step on it next 1.1071 0.03794 84 76 7 1
3726 I'm taking my lifeline to ask Sheryl whether to Lean In now. 1.1071 0.03794 84 76 7 1
3727 It's time you and I have a face-to-face with surreality 1.1071 0.03395 84 75 9 0
3728 In my last life, I was a social climber. 1.1071 0.04155 84 77 5 2
3729 All the good Geology internships were taken. 1.1071 0.03794 84 76 7 1
3730 Oh, enough of that! 'Hilary Step', indeed 1.1071 0.03794 84 76 7 1
3731 Can I offer you my head and buy you lunch? 1.1071 0.03794 84 76 7 1
3732 *Sniffs* They said I wasn’t ‘historic enough’ for Mount Rushmore 1.1071 0.03395 84 75 9 0
3733 At first, I just wanted to be a bug on the wall. 1.1071 0.03794 84 76 7 1
3734 THIS IS MY HOLE. IT WAS MADE FOR ME. 1.1071 0.03395 84 75 9 0
3735 I never did have a head for heights! 1.1071 0.04155 84 77 5 2
3736 Samantha, please catch my falling head." 1.1071 0.03794 84 76 7 1
3737 O no their my boyfriend." Patrick McGuire Waldorf ,M 1.1071 0.03395 84 75 9 0
3738 Go easy. I just got a hair transplant. 1.1071 0.03395 84 75 9 0
3739 The struggle was worth it. 1.1071 0.04155 84 77 5 2
3740 I'm not your stepping stone, so be careful. 1.1071 0.03794 84 76 7 1
3741 127 Hours Part II: Between a Rock and a Hard Face 1.1071 0.03794 84 76 7 1
3742 Yeah, it's not that great, but I'm doing better than the guy on the Elliptical. 1.1071 0.03794 84 76 7 1
3743 No, it said, 'Rocky Climbing'. 1.1071 0.03794 84 76 7 1
3744 Any words of encouragement? 1.1071 0.03395 84 75 9 0
3745 Modern cave art. 1.1071 0.03395 84 75 9 0
3746 I thought this was a safer place than your fathers trophy room 1.1071 0.03794 84 76 7 1
3747 Put it in my mouth. 1.1071 0.03794 84 76 7 1
3748 I knew this gloryhole wasn't following tradition. 1.1071 0.03395 84 75 9 0
3749 I figured, I get stepped all over anyway. 1.1071 0.03395 84 75 9 0
3750 There are many ways to reach the top 1.1071 0.03395 84 75 9 0
3751 Yes, I took life for granite. 1.1071 0.03794 84 76 7 1
3752 95% rock wall. 5% Brock wall. 1.1071 0.03794 84 76 7 1
3753 I heard this was the way to the glass ceiling 1.1071 0.03794 84 76 7 1
3754 I used to work as an analyst. It's more similar than you might think. 1.1071 0.03794 84 76 7 1
3755 Mam, do you have the time? 1.1071 0.03794 84 76 7 1
3756 Take another route, please. 1.1071 0.03395 84 75 9 0
3757 I voted against the President. 1.1071 0.03794 84 76 7 1
3758 Just hanging around. You? 1.1071 0.03395 84 75 9 0
3759 Actually, I was a social climber. 1.1071 0.03395 84 75 9 0
3760 Yes, that tug was me holding the other end of the rope. 1.1071 0.03395 84 75 9 0
3761 I'm kinda caught between a rock and a hard place. 1.1071 0.03395 84 75 9 0
3762 Next time please let's meet on the Farris Wheel! 1.1071 0.03794 84 76 7 1
3763 Are you here to deliver the Amontillado? 1.1071 0.03794 84 76 7 1
3764 I was sick of everyone walking all over me. 1.1071 0.03794 84 76 7 1
3765 Oh good, now you can assess my skill from three inches away. 1.1071 0.03794 84 76 7 1
3766 You got your wish...like a fly on the wall! 1.1071 0.03794 84 76 7 1
3767 You've really stuck your neck out this time" 1.1071 0.03794 84 76 7 1
3768 I was trying to reach the clouds, but didn't quite make it. 1.1071 0.04155 84 77 5 2
3769 So that's what happened to Stone Phillips! 1.1071 0.03794 84 76 7 1
3770 Don't have a think of other, just climb. 1.1059 0.03751 85 77 7 1
3771 Using the faces of society. 1.1059 0.03751 85 77 7 1
3772 Focus. You're almost there. Focus. 1.1059 0.03751 85 77 7 1
3773 Sure, Dad, I've stepped on a few toes to get here . . . but this? 1.1059 0.03751 85 77 7 1
3774 Your mom insisted on my watching over you... Please, GET ANOTHER HOBBY! 1.1059 0.03357 85 76 9 0
3775 Hey, have you seen my pet rock? Try not to step on him, okay? He's fragile. 1.1059 0.04108 85 78 5 2
3776 IT'S A HARD ROCK LIFE 1.1059 0.03751 85 77 7 1
3777 Climbing the North Face 1.1059 0.03751 85 77 7 1
3778 When I said I work with precious stones, I meant rocks. Precious rocks. 1.1059 0.03751 85 77 7 1
3779 I'm falling for someone else. 1.1059 0.03357 85 76 9 0
3780 Please, this time, could you be careful not to put your foot in my mouth. 1.1059 0.03751 85 77 7 1
3781 I just felt compared to my last job , this was a major step up. 1.1059 0.03751 85 77 7 1
3782 My day isn’t going so well but stepping on your face would make things much better 1.1059 0.04108 85 78 5 2
3783 Please pick my nose...Please!!! 1.1047 0.03709 86 78 7 1
3784 Did you bring the condoms and alcohol? 1.0988 0.03770 81 74 6 1
3785 You know I can have you arrested..Stalking is not a fun thing 1.0988 0.03770 81 74 6 1
3786 So this is the rock face. 1.0988 0.03770 81 74 6 1
3787 Your belay partner would like to connect on LinkedIn. 1.0976 0.03297 82 74 8 0
3788 Gosh - clearly he didn't have a head for heights ! 1.0976 0.03297 82 74 8 0
3789 You know, man, it's tough being a talking rock... I hate it when hands cover my face. Please... Spare me that moment of agony! 1.0976 0.03726 82 75 6 1
3790 Looks like my boss, good thing it is his face and not his ***** that I have to grab on too...... 1.0976 0.03726 82 75 6 1
3791 I have an itch on my nose! Scratch please. 1.0976 0.03726 82 75 6 1
3792 Ouch Ouch!. Your right foot. 1.0976 0.03726 82 75 6 1
3793 The Monkees were wrong, I am just your stepping stone. 1.0976 0.03297 82 74 8 0
3794 Ain't no mountain high enough! 1.0976 0.03297 82 74 8 0
3795 Best job I could find after you fired me. 1.0976 0.03297 82 74 8 0
3796 And they told me this job would be a step in the right direction. 1.0976 0.03297 82 74 8 0
3797 I hope you are a social climber. 1.0976 0.03726 82 75 6 1
3798 And this is what a middle management career will give you these days 1.0976 0.03297 82 74 8 0
3799 My psychiatrist said I should cultivate my foot fetish. 1.0976 0.03297 82 74 8 0
3800 I may have checked the wrong 'Rock Face' box on the sign-up form? 1.0976 0.03297 82 74 8 0
3801 I really wish they would select their rocks better and not use worry stones. 1.0976 0.04110 82 76 4 2
3802 can you please get me a beer 1.0976 0.03297 82 74 8 0
3803 I think you're ready for the north face. 1.0976 0.03726 82 75 6 1
3804 I'm a former Trump staffer hiding from the Mueller investigation. Please don't 'dyno' off my face. 1.0976 0.03297 82 74 8 0
3805 Trump era jobs. You too could get paid to have people step on your head. 1.0976 0.03297 82 74 8 0
3806 I told you I was ahead in my day job. 1.0976 0.03726 82 75 6 1
3807 Just touch my cheek 1.0976 0.03726 82 75 6 1
3808 Could you send my MAGA hat up with the next person 1.0976 0.03726 82 75 6 1
3809 Aren’t I rocking that new plastic surgery? 1.0976 0.03726 82 75 6 1
3810 hnngghn stick your sweaty feet on my rock face queen 1.0976 0.03297 82 74 8 0
3811 Sharon dear, would you marry me and take me to the nearest emergency room? 1.0976 0.03726 82 75 6 1
3812 how did it get here 1.0976 0.03726 82 75 6 1
3813 My goddamned parents named me Rock. 1.0976 0.03726 82 75 6 1
3814 It's a condition of my plea deal with the Special Counsel. 1.0976 0.03297 82 74 8 0
3815 I'll build a stairway to paradise! 1.0976 0.03726 82 75 6 1
3816 Side effects may include: fainting, dizziness and headache. 1.0976 0.03726 82 75 6 1
3817 fund raising carnivals are getting tougher on us principles 1.0976 0.03726 82 75 6 1
3818 I fear our relationship is getting rocky. 1.0976 0.04110 82 76 4 2
3819 I think you’re looking for a different club... 1.0976 0.03297 82 74 8 0
3820 Well, hello there. 1.0952 0.03222 84 76 8 0
3821 When you get to the top, could you tell me if my legs are up there? 1.0941 0.03186 85 77 8 0
3822 What a hell are doing here Bill? 1.0909 0.03780 77 71 5 1
3823 I don't want to step on your face, but I will do what it takes to get to the top. 1.0909 0.03298 77 70 7 0
3824 I'll have an pumpkin spice latte no whipped cream 1.0909 0.04208 77 72 3 2
3825 They were right all along. I AM your stepping stone. 1.0909 0.03298 77 70 7 0
3826 I'm totally out of T paper over here ,could you please pass a roll through! 1.0909 0.03780 77 71 5 1
3827 Don't pity me. I'm shortlisted for ambassador to South Africa. 1.0909 0.04596 77 73 1 3
3828 We both know “yikes” isn’t the safe word. 1.0909 0.03298 77 70 7 0
3829 Let's face it if you are not on social media, this is the only way, I figure, that we can connect in person. 1.0909 0.03298 77 70 7 0
3830 So it seems you are stuck in middle management and passed over for promotions. 1.0909 0.03298 77 70 7 0
3831 The corporate ladder at the Ethical Culture School was not fit for girls so it was replaced with a social climbing wall. 1.0909 0.03780 77 71 5 1
3832 Not used to seeing me up so high, huh? I got promoted. 1.0909 0.03298 77 70 7 0
3833 Damn, another male trying to touch me inappropriately! 1.0909 0.03780 77 71 5 1
3834 I'm not part of the corporate ladder 1.0909 0.03298 77 70 7 0
3835 Faced with a decision... 1.0909 0.04208 77 72 3 2
3836 I always was a step ahead of you. Or something. 1.0909 0.03298 77 70 7 0
3837 After I recused myself, there was an opening for steppingstone. 1.0909 0.03298 77 70 7 0
3838 This isn't what I had in mind when I wished I were a 'rock star'. 1.0909 0.03298 77 70 7 0
3839 Don’t step on me on your way up. You never know who you will need, on your way down. 1.0909 0.03780 77 71 5 1
3840 You want to get a drink after. 1.0909 0.03298 77 70 7 0
3841 As your boss, I didn't think you'd literally use our relationship as a 'stepping stone'... 1.0909 0.03298 77 70 7 0
3842 Yo Emma, how about a little kiss? 1.0909 0.04596 77 73 1 3
3843 I know, but it's the only way women will touch me. 1.0909 0.03298 77 70 7 0
3844 You really do want to spend more time together! 1.0909 0.03298 77 70 7 0
3845 So this is what they mean by stepping over somebody to get to the top! 1.0909 0.03780 77 71 5 1
3846 Charles E. Rushmore's latest attempt to make history ended in a fall from .... Grace. 1.0909 0.03298 77 70 7 0
3847 I-I-I-I-I am your steppin' stone. 1.0909 0.03298 77 70 7 0
3848 I can't face another step... 1.0909 0.03298 77 70 7 0
3849 He’s used to it 1.0909 0.03298 77 70 7 0
3850 I didn’t mean you were literally a stepping stone. 1.0909 0.03298 77 70 7 0
3851 Jessica,it's over...you just can't come to grips with my affliction. 1.0909 0.03780 77 71 5 1
3852 I have a Ph.D. in geology. 1.0909 0.03298 77 70 7 0
3853 Looks can be deceiving. I'm really not your stepping stone! 1.0909 0.03780 77 71 5 1
3854 So I'm no longer a fall mat, but a stepping stone - is that a promotion? 1.0909 0.03298 77 70 7 0
3855 As she visualized moving on from her boyfriend of 3 years, Jane couldn't wait to take that next step in her life. 1.0909 0.03780 77 71 5 1
3856 As promised in our ad, you faced your fear of heights. Please tell a friend. 1.0909 0.03298 77 70 7 0
3857 Creation myth revisited. 1.0909 0.03298 77 70 7 0
3858 Honestly, this isn't the stable relationship I was expecting. 1.0909 0.03780 77 71 5 1
3859 (This caption intentionally left blank) 1.0909 0.04208 77 72 3 2
3860 It's the only way I can get face time with my kids. 1.0909 0.03780 77 71 5 1
3861 Hi. I see you got here ahead of me. 1.0909 0.03780 77 71 5 1
3862 Try not to muss my doo 1.0909 0.03298 77 70 7 0
3863 Don't worry about it. You won't be the first. 1.0909 0.03780 77 71 5 1
3864 Imagine Annie's surprise when she discovered the Maquette de Cragsman Mantel! 1.0909 0.03780 77 71 5 1
3865 Thanks for forgetting your ice axe. 1.0909 0.03780 77 71 5 1
3866 You're just going to use me and move on? 1.0897 0.03257 78 71 7 0
3867 This how I get out and meet people. 1.0897 0.03257 78 71 7 0
3868 Don't YOU tell me I drink like a fish! Than's profiling! 1.0897 0.04156 78 73 3 2
3869 Help, I fell through the back of the wall. 1.0897 0.03257 78 71 7 0
3870 Go ahead. Step on my face. You would do anything to get to the top. 1.0897 0.04156 78 73 3 2
3871 This is exactly why I left corporate America. 1.0897 0.03257 78 71 7 0
3872 The newest version of Match.com 1.0897 0.03734 78 72 5 1
3873 I arrived late to gym class yesterday... jeez, this new teacher's harsh 1.0897 0.03734 78 72 5 1
3874 I think we should see other people. 1.0897 0.03257 78 71 7 0
3875 You know, just hanging out... 1.0897 0.03734 78 72 5 1
3876 I got me-too'd and now this is the only job I can get. Now are you gonna spit in my mouth or what? 1.0897 0.03734 78 72 5 1
3877 Remember you'll see the same people on the way down that you saw on the way Up! 1.0897 0.03257 78 71 7 0
3878 It’s a Face-Off! 1.0897 0.03734 78 72 5 1
3879 Hi there - come here often? 1.0897 0.03257 78 71 7 0
3880 I guess he didn't make it to the top. 1.0897 0.03257 78 71 7 0
3881 Can I give you a hand? 1.0897 0.03257 78 71 7 0
3882 I thought you wanted me to be more uplifting... 1.0897 0.03734 78 72 5 1
3883 I really think that you should go out with me again. 1.0897 0.03257 78 71 7 0
3884 Careful of my nose, I spent a fortune on plastic surgery to build this wall, all with my own money. 1.0897 0.03257 78 71 7 0
3885 There's something in my eye. Could you take a look? 1.0897 0.03734 78 72 5 1
3886 Hey Wally, how long you gonna hang out? 1.0897 0.03257 78 71 7 0
3887 Do you think we can talk face to face? 1.0897 0.03734 78 72 5 1
3888 This rock wall does feel like scaling the face of a Cliff. 1.0897 0.03734 78 72 5 1
3889 I'm a sexual harasser. 1.0897 0.03734 78 72 5 1
3890 Oh Hi Bob. So glad management finally found a spot for you on our Climbing Wall of Shame. 1.0897 0.03734 78 72 5 1
3891 Some days you just gotta look down." 1.0897 0.03257 78 71 7 0
3892 Yeah, let’s see you take on a real cliff face for once. 1.0897 0.03257 78 71 7 0
3893 Go ahead - I've been used by men already 1.0897 0.03257 78 71 7 0
3894 Vstep in me with thos Yo, there lady-O, do what you want, just don't step on me with those blue suede shoes. 1.0897 0.03734 78 72 5 1
3895 Let's face it, sometimes you have to step on top of someone on you're way to the top. 1.0886 0.03688 79 73 5 1
3896 Look how you massacred your boyfriend. 1.0864 0.03141 81 74 7 0
3897 Please don't! I already put my foot in my mouth. 1.0811 0.03195 74 68 6 0
3898 Some people don't care who they step on on their way to the top. 1.0811 0.03195 74 68 6 0
3899 They told me this job would be a step up for my career. 1.0811 0.03729 74 69 4 1
3900 I know it's been a rocky year, but just hang in there. 1.0811 0.03195 74 68 6 0
3901 It was Kathy Griffin... 1.0811 0.03195 74 68 6 0
3902 Be careful where you stray. Don't put your foot in my mouth. 1.0811 0.03729 74 69 4 1
3903 I'm here for your empowerment 1.0811 0.03195 74 68 6 0
3904 It's mainly women that put a foot in my mouth. 1.0811 0.03729 74 69 4 1
3905 I know there's no body attached. So is it really securely fastened to the wall? 1.0811 0.03195 74 68 6 0
3906 All I’m saying is never finish last in your fantasy football league. 1.0811 0.03195 74 68 6 0
3907 no, I've been here since the time of Mo the Drill guy 1.0811 0.03195 74 68 6 0
3908 I would appreciate some aspirin. I usually have a wicked headache this time of the day. 1.0811 0.03729 74 69 4 1
3909 What are you doing here climbing up past my face. Am I trash to you? I thought we meant something for each other. Now you’re going to trample on my face? 1.0811 0.03729 74 69 4 1
3910 Trump said he had a new position for me, and then I heard I was on the enemies list! 1.0811 0.04197 74 70 2 2
3911 My Ex keeps showing up everywhere! 1.0811 0.03195 74 68 6 0
3912 I’m lying down and you’re crawling...right? 1.0811 0.03729 74 69 4 1
3913 Mary always thought it was just a metaphor for getting to the top. 1.0811 0.03729 74 69 4 1
3914 I should have been more specific when I asked for a face lift. 1.0811 0.03195 74 68 6 0
3915 Here we go again with the stone-faced response... 1.0811 0.03195 74 68 6 0
3916 When you hold me like that I just can't keep pretending I'm made of stone. 1.0811 0.03729 74 69 4 1
3917 Did you bring a climbing axe? 1.0811 0.03195 74 68 6 0
3918 That was just a real slap in the face. 1.0811 0.03729 74 69 4 1
3919 Ummm...the Hall of Faces is next door. 1.0811 0.03195 74 68 6 0
3920 Don't leave me; I'll be your stepping stone! 1.0811 0.03729 74 69 4 1
3921 Rock hard bod -- guaranteed 1.0811 0.03195 74 68 6 0
3922 You're my first visitor all day! 1.0811 0.03729 74 69 4 1
3923 I faced my fears and you can too 1.0811 0.03195 74 68 6 0
3924 You COULD have reached out to me! 1.0811 0.03729 74 69 4 1
3925 Sorry, the tips haven't been enough for me to take you out tonight. 1.0811 0.03195 74 68 6 0
3926 You're just another social climber. 1.0811 0.03195 74 68 6 0
3927 Wait, so plankimg is not cool anymore? 1.0811 0.03195 74 68 6 0
3928 Hmmm! Fake News. You DO know this is Fake Mount Rushmore! 1.0811 0.03195 74 68 6 0
3929 "'{ hope that isn't Farley" 1.0811 0.03729 74 69 4 1
3930 I know you were counting on Mt. Rushmore. I'm sorry you had to settle for this. 1.0811 0.03195 74 68 6 0
3931 The pay is better than teaching, and there's less risk of getting shot. 1.0811 0.03729 74 69 4 1
3932 For the last time,will you marry me? 1.0811 0.03195 74 68 6 0
3933 If you're of Mexican descent you're not allowed to climb any higher per order of President Trump. 1.0811 0.03729 74 69 4 1
3934 I'm afraid of heights." - Wall fac 1.0811 0.03729 74 69 4 1
3935 Hey kid, you want some special rocks? 1.0811 0.03195 74 68 6 0
3936 No, my last name is not Hudson! 1.0811 0.03729 74 69 4 1
3937 Stalker? I was just tryin' to give you a headsup! 1.0811 0.03195 74 68 6 0
3938 I'm Nobody. Who are you? 1.0811 0.03729 74 69 4 1
3939 Well, my headhunter said it’s a great position to get a foothold established... 1.0811 0.03729 74 69 4 1
3940 OMG! Is that you, Jesus? 1.0811 0.03195 74 68 6 0
3941 I am a Fox news talking head reject on loan to CNN News 1.0811 0.03195 74 68 6 0
3942 I'll be looking for companion Kilimanjaro climbers on Facebook. 1.0811 0.03195 74 68 6 0
3943 You think you love me, Rachel, but I know I’m just a stepping stone as you go up in the world. 1.0811 0.03195 74 68 6 0
3944 Believe me, this is just a stepping stone in my career. 1.0811 0.03195 74 68 6 0
3945 They told me not to quit my day job 1.0811 0.03195 74 68 6 0
3946 I hope those are rubber sneakers. 1.0811 0.03195 74 68 6 0
3947 Game of Thrones comes to a place near you. 1.0811 0.03195 74 68 6 0
3948 Be nice to me on the way up.... 1.0811 0.03195 74 68 6 0
3949 My friend told me rock climbing was like work. 1.0811 0.03195 74 68 6 0
3950 Facebook is taking over everything. 1.0811 0.03195 74 68 6 0
3951 I can’t possibly step on your face. You look too much like my boyfriend! 1.0811 0.03195 74 68 6 0
3952 Harry, that’s a great Han Solo impression! 1.0811 0.03195 74 68 6 0
3953 Yeah, yeah. yeah. "Assuming makes an ass..." Guess that Mephistopheles guy wasn't referring to Mount Rushmore. 1.0811 0.03195 74 68 6 0
3954 I'm tied up. Make it brief! 1.0811 0.03729 74 69 4 1
3955 Let's face it! I'm between a rock and a hard place! 1.0811 0.03729 74 69 4 1
3956 Oh my God, Rock, Is that you? 1.0811 0.04197 74 70 2 2
3957 Can you please push me in, so I can get off Face-Rock. 1.0811 0.03729 74 69 4 1
3958 Are you sure I can't call you sometime? 1.0811 0.03195 74 68 6 0
3959 Can I go back to the Game of Throne's set? 1.0811 0.03195 74 68 6 0
3960 Please kill me 1.0811 0.03729 74 69 4 1
3961 Don't get petrified, look at what happened to me. 1.0811 0.03195 74 68 6 0
3962 Just go ahead, crush me underfoot in your relentless ambition to break through the glass ceiling! 1.0811 0.03195 74 68 6 0
3963 Faceblock user agreement. 1.0811 0.03195 74 68 6 0
3964 Bill, what are you doing here? Betty, it seems this is the only way I can talk to you. I’m starting to feel like a stepping stone in your career path. 1.0811 0.03195 74 68 6 0
3965 You are definitely more than a stepping stone to me! 1.0811 0.03195 74 68 6 0
3966 I warned by ex that if he ever cheated on me his head would hang on my wall. 1.0811 0.03195 74 68 6 0
3967 I'm begging you, please step to the right, my hair plugs are still healing. 1.0811 0.03195 74 68 6 0
3968 Careful, you may need me on your way down.... 1.0811 0.03195 74 68 6 0
3969 They don’t call me stone-face for nothing. 1.0811 0.03195 74 68 6 0
3970 I’m nervous that I’ll lose face in this encounter. 1.0811 0.03729 74 69 4 1
3971 This isn’t what I expected when I signed up for a head-to-head climbing competition. 1.0811 0.03195 74 68 6 0
3972 Sinking feeling: After the Fall. 1.0811 0.03729 74 69 4 1
3973 Yoko just painted "Yes" on the ceiling... 1.0811 0.03195 74 68 6 0
3974 Sorry to scare you. I am coming out of a break up and I just needed to feel any kind of human touch. 1.0811 0.03195 74 68 6 0
3975 I am at a dude ranch for dudes who open dot-coms. The horses buck you off so you can learn how to get back on. I promise to be your rock. 1.0811 0.03195 74 68 6 0
3976 Rocco seemed like a natural fit for this job" 1.0811 0.03195 74 68 6 0
3977 Say yes, and all this will be yours. 1.0811 0.03195 74 68 6 0
3978 It's penance for not hitting my customer service mark. 1.0811 0.03195 74 68 6 0
3979 Looking good, just keep your head 1.0811 0.03195 74 68 6 0
3980 Please take me back. I no longer care if you're just using me for advancement. 1.0811 0.03195 74 68 6 0
3981 One grows when he becomes a stepping stone for others. 1.0811 0.03195 74 68 6 0
3982 Did you read the fine print on your waiver??? 1.0811 0.03195 74 68 6 0
3983 What happens when I get to the top again? 1.0811 0.03729 74 69 4 1
3984 Order me a sandwich if you go out to lunch, and stop by Rite Aid, they have a sale on condoms. 1.0811 0.03195 74 68 6 0
3985 John? when did you decide to take up climbing? 1.0811 0.03195 74 68 6 0
3986 Never assume the executive washroom is unisex. 1.0811 0.03729 74 69 4 1
3987 Hi Rocky! I decided to take your advice and ‘get a grip.’ 1.0811 0.03195 74 68 6 0
3988 Figures I'd see you here, Cindy, on Walk All Over Bill Day. 1.0811 0.03729 74 69 4 1
3989 Go ahead, step on me to get to the top, everybody else does. 1.0811 0.03195 74 68 6 0
3990 Be careful not to step on me --- you'll meet me on the way down! 1.0811 0.03195 74 68 6 0
3991 Sure, it's big and beautiful, but I still can't find my parents! 1.0811 0.03729 74 69 4 1
3992 Well, I made a bet, I now regret it! Please watch your step! 1.0811 0.03729 74 69 4 1
3993 Something there is that doesn't love this creepy wall. 1.0811 0.03729 74 69 4 1
3994 Am I just going to be a stepping stone to you? 1.0811 0.03195 74 68 6 0
3995 I guess I’ll have to face it - I’m just too old to adjust to an open floor plan. 1.0811 0.03195 74 68 6 0
3996 I made a wrong turn at the pass" 1.0811 0.03729 74 69 4 1
3997 I tried to stay a step ahead, but I ran into a wall. 1.0811 0.03195 74 68 6 0
3998 My life has been hard, people always backstabbing me- oh wait, never mind... 1.0811 0.03729 74 69 4 1
3999 On the way down would pause to rub my nose a little. 1.0811 0.03729 74 69 4 1
4000 Please, not me. I just had a face lift. 1.0811 0.03729 74 69 4 1
4001 Keep going! 1.0811 0.03195 74 68 6 0
4002 You really meant something to me once- so don't say I was just using you to get to the top. 1.0811 0.03729 74 69 4 1
4003 Oh Daddy. You'd do anything to get my attention! 1.0811 0.03195 74 68 6 0
4004 This is what happens when you have resting rock face.” 1.0811 0.03195 74 68 6 0
4005 I was barely ahead. 1.0811 0.03195 74 68 6 0
4006 My trainer recommended not to take life at face value. 1.0811 0.03195 74 68 6 0
4007 Honey, don't step on my face when scaling these walls! 1.0811 0.03195 74 68 6 0
4008 Is it something I said? It must be something I said. 1.0811 0.03195 74 68 6 0
4009 « Let’s face it - detention has become way too punitive. « 1.0811 0.03195 74 68 6 0
4010 My therapist said I needed to get a grip. 1.0811 0.03729 74 69 4 1
4011 I can deal with the pulling, pressing, grasping, and stepping. But all the chalk in my mouth...! 1.0811 0.03195 74 68 6 0
4012 Do you hang around here often? 1.0811 0.03195 74 68 6 0
4013 I just want the ladies to climb all over me. 1.0811 0.03195 74 68 6 0
4014 That moment you realize your boyfriend isn’t going places. 1.0811 0.03195 74 68 6 0
4015 My parents told me I wouldn’t get anywhere being hardheaded as I am. Boy, did I prove them wrong! 1.0811 0.03729 74 69 4 1
4016 Help me! I'm between a rock and a hard face. 1.0811 0.03729 74 69 4 1
4017 Sorry I can’t be your rock. 1.0811 0.03195 74 68 6 0
4018 Remember I said I would not be your stepping stone? Well, I’ve had a change of heart. 1.0811 0.03195 74 68 6 0
4019 Wait, you’re not Adam West. 1.0811 0.03729 74 69 4 1
4020 Where's the rest of me? 1.0811 0.03729 74 69 4 1
4021 Please don't mind my stepping on your head 1.0811 0.03195 74 68 6 0
4022 That's $6.17. Climb around to the second window. 1.0811 0.03195 74 68 6 0
4023 Careful! You just stepped on my girl friend 1.0811 0.03195 74 68 6 0
4024 You have me between a rock and a hard place. 1.0811 0.03195 74 68 6 0
4025 I just wanted to put a post on your wall that you can’t ignore. 1.0811 0.03729 74 69 4 1
4026 Just be steady, my Polygrip is failing. 1.0811 0.03195 74 68 6 0
4027 Careful Sally, my hair gel is slippery. 1.0811 0.03195 74 68 6 0
4028 You're still coming home to make dinner right? 1.0811 0.03195 74 68 6 0
4029 When you are ready to climb but when you get to that one rock face you just become lost with how to even have a hold on it. 1.0811 0.03195 74 68 6 0
4030 When I said I'd support you in any way I can, this isn't exactly what I had in mind. 1.0811 0.03195 74 68 6 0
4031 I'm used to people stepping all over me! 1.0811 0.03195 74 68 6 0
4032 On line dating sucks...._...so here I am. _Nick Davis_Wenatchee, Washington 1.0811 0.03195 74 68 6 0
4033 Preparing for role reversal for Romeo and Juliet is taking this woman's lib thing pretty far. 1.0811 0.03195 74 68 6 0
4034 Not "Me Too"? 1.0811 0.03195 74 68 6 0
4035 Hey! I'm from Missouri! 1.0811 0.03195 74 68 6 0
4036 This isn’t what I had in mind when I said I was interested in social climbing. 1.0811 0.03195 74 68 6 0
4037 One extra hot, half strength almond milk latte please 1.0811 0.03195 74 68 6 0
4038 I got stuck on this part of the route too. 1.0811 0.03195 74 68 6 0
4039 Hi! Maybe you’ve heard of me—Blarney Stone? 1.0811 0.04197 74 70 2 2
4040 I called it the "Cuck Route" on my blog. Apparently, they were not amused. 1.0811 0.03729 74 69 4 1
4041 Your face is familiar, but I forgot your name Dan Sannit,Phoenix, Az. 1.0811 0.03195 74 68 6 0
4042 Name's "Charlie", nickname "Checkpoint". 1.0811 0.03195 74 68 6 0
4043 I'm looking for someone who is a step up from my ex. 1.0811 0.03195 74 68 6 0
4044 Mooch? 1.0811 0.03195 74 68 6 0
4045 On the count of three I'll jut my chin out 1.0811 0.03195 74 68 6 0
4046 Can I interest you in a product that rocks? 1.0811 0.03195 74 68 6 0
4047 Well ma'am, I'm a new experiment for Border Patrol. Please step in my mouth on your way up. 1.0811 0.03195 74 68 6 0
4048 …don’t ever say again I don’t support you. 1.0811 0.03195 74 68 6 0
4049 yeah, a lot of politicians have came up here and put a price on my head. 1.0811 0.03195 74 68 6 0
4050 Though the climbing holds are changed daily, there is something about this face that looks familiar. 1.0811 0.03195 74 68 6 0
4051 Yes...I am against the wall...why don't you just step on me. 1.0811 0.03195 74 68 6 0
4052 Please, Sarah, another chance. The ad for the app was right--alone? Alone is a stone. 1.0811 0.03195 74 68 6 0
4053 Don't you prefer our normal, roughhouse play instead of this free climb? 1.0811 0.03195 74 68 6 0
4054 Don’t cover the vacuum holes! 1.0811 0.03729 74 69 4 1
4055 Jimmy I told you I was rock climbing! 1.0811 0.03195 74 68 6 0
4056 And to think at one time I wanted to be a rock star. 1.0811 0.03729 74 69 4 1
4057 Believe it or not, this is what a mojored in. 1.0811 0.03195 74 68 6 0
4058 I'm here to lick the wounds from those of us who bite. 1.0811 0.03729 74 69 4 1
4059 Mama always said that a self-motivated woman would step all over me someday. 1.0811 0.03729 74 69 4 1
4060 Be careful, Sylvia - this is the punishment for not making it to the top! 1.0811 0.03195 74 68 6 0
4061 I know, I know. After me, there's nowhere to go but up. 1.0811 0.03195 74 68 6 0
4062 I'm starting to feel like just a stepping stone. 1.0811 0.03729 74 69 4 1
4063 Go easy on the pitons! 1.0811 0.03195 74 68 6 0
4064 Rocky 9: Let me be your Rock 1.0811 0.03195 74 68 6 0
4065 Oh god! Please go back & try another deodorant! It’s driving me up a wall! 1.0811 0.03195 74 68 6 0
4066 I didn’t know this was a ‘woman only’ meet-up group. 1.0811 0.03729 74 69 4 1
4067 It's my job, Ms. Wilson....are those shoes working for you? 1.0811 0.03195 74 68 6 0
4068 I just worry you're going to use me like all the rest and then go on without me. 1.0811 0.03195 74 68 6 0
4069 Everyone has their own peccadillos, I'm into social climbers! 1.0811 0.03195 74 68 6 0
4070 In light of everything, I needed advice on keeping a grip. 1.0811 0.03195 74 68 6 0
4071 Are there caves on the other side? 1.0811 0.03195 74 68 6 0
4072 Swipe left, if I were you. I might keep you hanging. 1.0811 0.03729 74 69 4 1
4073 Hey, Do you want me to give you a heads-up? 1.0811 0.03729 74 69 4 1
4074 Now it's my turn, Robert. 1.0811 0.03195 74 68 6 0
4075 C'mon this visualization worked in tee-ball! 1.0811 0.03195 74 68 6 0
4076 "On the other side of this wall I'm being spanked." 1.0811 0.03729 74 69 4 1
4077 Will you marry me please? -Fred I told you, you are not my rock. 1.0811 0.03195 74 68 6 0
4078 Worst part is my fear of heights. 1.0811 0.03729 74 69 4 1
4079 There are not a lot of job openings when you have a head as small as mine.... 1.0811 0.03195 74 68 6 0
4080 It's only a homophone, but it still hurts! 1.0811 0.03195 74 68 6 0
4081 Don't judge. 1.0811 0.03195 74 68 6 0
4082 Once you rise above, you are on your own. 1.0811 0.03195 74 68 6 0
4083 Don’t worry. It’s part of the university’s new work study program. Helps pay for new amenities. 1.0811 0.03195 74 68 6 0
4084 I'm here as a reminder to be careful where you place your legs. 1.0811 0.03729 74 69 4 1
4085 I could really use a Sabrett's. 1.0811 0.03195 74 68 6 0
4086 This vertical massage table thing? Not so great. 1.0811 0.03195 74 68 6 0
4087 I ghosted her and she walked me off. 1.0811 0.03195 74 68 6 0
4088 I was just a "social" climber too, but I got addicted. 1.0811 0.03729 74 69 4 1
4089 Please, not the hair. 1.0811 0.03195 74 68 6 0
4090 I climbed every mountain to find you. 1.0811 0.03195 74 68 6 0
4091 Just a Head's Up. Watch that next step. 1.0811 0.03195 74 68 6 0
4092 Yo, Adrian! 1.0811 0.03729 74 69 4 1
4093 Shhhhhhh. Just hold me. 1.0811 0.03195 74 68 6 0
4094 Honey, don't remember me like this... 1.0811 0.03195 74 68 6 0
4095 You've been my rock. 1.0811 0.03729 74 69 4 1
4096 Sorry I won't join you at Everest. I'm now one with my favorite wall. 1.0811 0.03195 74 68 6 0
4097 I decided to quit while I was ahead. 1.0811 0.03195 74 68 6 0
4098 Gigs for "The Rock" impersonators have really dried up since Dwayne Johnson left pro-wrestling. 1.0811 0.03195 74 68 6 0
4099 Just try not to mess up my hair so much this time, please. 1.0811 0.03195 74 68 6 0
4100 I'm affectionately yours, so please don't step all over me. 1.0811 0.03195 74 68 6 0
4101 There’s just no jobs as an oracle these days. 1.0811 0.03195 74 68 6 0
4102 He was just a stepping stone in her ascent to the top. 1.0811 0.03195 74 68 6 0
4103 Oh Dear, the Human Cannonball that missed the Net? 1.0811 0.03729 74 69 4 1
4104 I used to own shoes like that 1.0811 0.03729 74 69 4 1
4105 Actually, the thing I miss most is boba. 1.0811 0.03729 74 69 4 1
4106 I've got a splitting headache. 1.0811 0.03729 74 69 4 1
4107 Go on, keep going, you can be a winner like me! 1.0811 0.04197 74 70 2 2
4108 I know: I look a little different in my Tinder profile. This is why I asked you to meet me here. 1.0811 0.03729 74 69 4 1
4109 Im a victim - locked in a boy cave by some button-pushing losers! 1.0811 0.03195 74 68 6 0
4110 It's what they're doing on the other side that worries me. 1.0811 0.03195 74 68 6 0
4111 It was this job or drive for Uber. 1.0811 0.03195 74 68 6 0
4112 I'm stuck in my career. 1.0811 0.03195 74 68 6 0
4113 Mind the soul 1.0811 0.03195 74 68 6 0
4114 I told you I was into rock climbing. 1.0811 0.03195 74 68 6 0
4115 Don't try to follow that white rabbit. 1.0811 0.03195 74 68 6 0
4116 I am the poster child for the underemployed. 1.0811 0.03195 74 68 6 0
4117 Go Ahead, Put Your Foot in My Mouth, I Deserve It! 1.0811 0.03729 74 69 4 1
4118 Are those at least new tennis shoes?! 1.0811 0.03195 74 68 6 0
4119 I'm sorry that I upset you so. Computer dates don't always gel. 1.0811 0.03195 74 68 6 0
4120 I just don't fit in" 1.0811 0.03195 74 68 6 0
4121 I’ve heard of rocks that look like heads but this is ridiculous. 1.0811 0.03195 74 68 6 0
4122 Sorry, this is too much like back in the office, where I have to step on others to get to the top. 1.0811 0.03195 74 68 6 0
4123 It beats trying to climb the corporate ladder. 1.0811 0.03195 74 68 6 0
4124 Please move to your right! 1.0811 0.03195 74 68 6 0
4125 Conan O'Brien, you rock! 1.0811 0.03195 74 68 6 0
4126 Hi. I'm just a substitute. You can walk on me. Wow! Are those cleats? 1.0811 0.03195 74 68 6 0
4127 Rock Hudson! 1.0811 0.03729 74 69 4 1
4128 I"ve joined the Tea Party 1.0811 0.03195 74 68 6 0
4129 This headwall is steeper than I thought it would be. 1.0811 0.03195 74 68 6 0
4130 Sometimes you have to step on a few faces to get to the top. 1.0811 0.03729 74 69 4 1
4131 I knew people wouldn't buy this as the face of a cliff. 1.0811 0.03729 74 69 4 1
4132 Hang on now. You’ve still got other options, but at some point you will have to face your challenges head on! 1.0811 0.03195 74 68 6 0
4133 I still love you, Noreen — but I have needs too. 1.0811 0.03195 74 68 6 0
4134 I have no idea how I got here. 1.0811 0.03195 74 68 6 0
4135 I’m told there’s room to move up, but let’s face it I’m stuck here. 1.0811 0.03729 74 69 4 1
4136 Ok, Mom, I’ll call more often! 1.0811 0.03195 74 68 6 0
4137 Go ahead...step on me on your way tot he top. 1.0811 0.03729 74 69 4 1
4138 It might not feel like it at this moment, but you are more than a stepping stone to me. 1.0811 0.04197 74 70 2 2
4139 I feel like I'm between a rock and a hard place. 1.0811 0.03195 74 68 6 0
4140 Oh, how I long for the good ol’ days when I was someone’s pet rock. 1.0811 0.03195 74 68 6 0
4141 Well I don't know why I came here tonight, I got the feeling that something ain't right, Here I am, stuck in the middle with you. 1.0811 0.03195 74 68 6 0
4142 Yes, few people know that at the highest elevations the description "sheer rock face" is literal; other schools won't teach you this 1.0811 0.03729 74 69 4 1
4143 Please chalk - before you grab my hair. 1.0811 0.03729 74 69 4 1
4144 Yes, you stepped all over me in this dimension, too. 1.0811 0.03729 74 69 4 1
4145 I must have scaled the wrong side 1.0811 0.03195 74 68 6 0
4146 How to introduce yourself in 2018: Just say "hello" 1.0811 0.03195 74 68 6 0
4147 Hello beautiful climb here often? 1.0811 0.03729 74 69 4 1
4148 This is better than the Louvre. 1.0811 0.03195 74 68 6 0
4149 Sorry. To me you're just another face on the my way to the top. 1.0811 0.03195 74 68 6 0
4150 Can I give you a Tylenol first? 1.0811 0.03729 74 69 4 1
4151 I did it so much that I became part of it! 1.0811 0.03729 74 69 4 1
4152 Go ahead. I have always wanted to give you a step up. 1.0811 0.03195 74 68 6 0
4153 Tell me those aren’t cleats. 1.0811 0.03729 74 69 4 1
4154 Don't let me down! 1.0811 0.03195 74 68 6 0
4155 Someday I hope to have a face for radio. 1.0811 0.03195 74 68 6 0
4156 Please don't report me for stalking. I just thought this was my best option to meet you. 1.0811 0.03195 74 68 6 0
4157 But you asked for a heads-up if I felt we were through. 1.0811 0.03729 74 69 4 1
4158 The Rock Hudson tribute wall 1.0811 0.03195 74 68 6 0
4159 His zen of “be the rock” isn’ working well for me. 1.0811 0.03195 74 68 6 0
4160 I'm afraid our relationship is on the rocks. 1.0811 0.03195 74 68 6 0
4161 How about you let your fingers do the walking. 1.0811 0.03195 74 68 6 0
4162 You said you needed me to be your rock. 1.0811 0.03195 74 68 6 0
4163 You asked to climb the face of the rock wall and I'm it. 1.0811 0.03729 74 69 4 1
4164 Move right is probably her best bet. 1.0811 0.03195 74 68 6 0
4165 Rock face. 1.0811 0.03195 74 68 6 0
4166 When you're tired of hanging around, just go ahead. 1.0811 0.03195 74 68 6 0
4167 You never returned my call. 1.0811 0.03195 74 68 6 0
4168 Be careful. My hair is a slippery slope. 1.0811 0.03195 74 68 6 0
4169 I can't help feeling my career's hit a wall" 1.0811 0.03195 74 68 6 0
4170 Heads up down there! 1.0811 0.03729 74 69 4 1
4171 You're supposed to be stone-faced! 1.0811 0.03195 74 68 6 0
4172 I'm using my head to pay off my student loans. 1.0811 0.03195 74 68 6 0
4173 These days people would rather just step on your face 1.0811 0.03195 74 68 6 0
4174 Mr. Weinstein finds employment and oddly enjoys it. 1.0811 0.03195 74 68 6 0
4175 Go ahead. Go up a head 1.0811 0.03195 74 68 6 0
4176 Hi! My name's Dwayne Johnson. Nice to meet you! 1.0811 0.03195 74 68 6 0
4177 Lydia felt terror and pity at the thought that John had made the ultimate sacrifice to join her at the climbing wall. 1.0811 0.03729 74 69 4 1
4178 Perhaps you could tell him this isn't what I meant by a 'heads-up'? 1.0811 0.03195 74 68 6 0
4179 I'm between a rock and a hard place! 1.0811 0.03195 74 68 6 0
4180 I'm caught between myself and a hard place. 1.0811 0.03729 74 69 4 1
4181 Chip - what are YOU doing here? 1.0811 0.03195 74 68 6 0
4182 Hi. Davey Jones of the Monkees. I, I, I, I, I'm not your Stepping Stone! 1.0811 0.03729 74 69 4 1
4183 Don’t worry I’m just between a rock and a hard place” 1.0811 0.03195 74 68 6 0
4184 Harold, you will find someone who won't step on you. 1.0811 0.03195 74 68 6 0
4185 You can't follow me everywhere! 1.0811 0.03195 74 68 6 0
4186 Would you wipe my nose, I've got a really bad cold? 1.0811 0.03729 74 69 4 1
4187 I've always felt like just another rung in someone else's ladder. 1.0811 0.03195 74 68 6 0
4188 I shouldn't have quit my day job. 1.0811 0.03195 74 68 6 0
4189 Ok, left foot on green and right hand on me. 1.0811 0.03729 74 69 4 1
4190 I should have quit while I was ahead. 1.0811 0.03729 74 69 4 1
4191 That's chalk dust, not star dust, in my eyes. 1.0811 0.03195 74 68 6 0
4192 I was listening to 'Help, I'm A Rock'! from the first album by the Mothers of Invention - I really identified with the lyrics. 1.0811 0.03195 74 68 6 0
4193 Yes, you can step on my nose but please don't put that chalk in my eyes again. 1.0811 0.03195 74 68 6 0
4194 At least this is a no ice cleats facility. 1.0811 0.03195 74 68 6 0
4195 I always said you were just using me as a stepping stone for your own ambition. 1.0811 0.03195 74 68 6 0
4196 You put your left foot in, You take foot out.......... 1.0800 0.03154 75 69 6 0
4197 Can rocks have souls too? 1.0800 0.03154 75 69 6 0
4198 Face it, you're stuck. 1.0759 0.03000 79 73 6 0
4199 Good Luck, Rachel; they put you to work bre if you don't make it to the top. 1.0704 0.03058 71 66 5 0
4200 If you think this is challenging, try the south face. 1.0704 0.03058 71 66 5 0
4201 Our co-branded learning space includes access to the House of Stark fitness wall. Our lawyers shut down the House of Lannister Bad Boundaries Conversation Pit. 1.0704 0.03058 71 66 5 0
4202 I can't face any more social climbers. They've turned all my friends to stone. 1.0704 0.04171 71 68 1 2
4203 Excuse me, but, that’s not a rock... 1.0704 0.03657 71 67 3 1
4204 Contrary to what you might have heard, actually I am your stepping stone. 1.0704 0.03058 71 66 5 0
4205 Tomorrow I’m filling in for the first foothold. Then I’ll really have hit rock bottom. 1.0704 0.03058 71 66 5 0
4206 I just try not to look down. 1.0704 0.03058 71 66 5 0
4207 I can’t help myself. I can’t seem to shake this foot fetish 1.0704 0.03058 71 66 5 0
4208 Tread lightly. 1.0704 0.03657 71 67 3 1
4209 This always happens to me. 1.0704 0.03657 71 67 3 1
4210 Yes, I will do anything to get your attention... 1.0704 0.03058 71 66 5 0
4211 How about helping a girl get ahead? 1.0704 0.03657 71 67 3 1
4212 We call this wall Mt. Rushless. 1.0704 0.03657 71 67 3 1
4213 Sisyphus? That's a nice name. I'm Bob. I hope you're not expecting to get all the way to the top... 1.0704 0.03058 71 66 5 0
4214 Rock face surprise 1.0704 0.03058 71 66 5 0
4215 This is a strange foreground comic board 1.0704 0.03657 71 67 3 1
4216 I should have listened to my parents and not major in Fine Arts. 1.0704 0.03058 71 66 5 0
4217 It was this or "Sleepin' wid da fishes." 1.0704 0.03058 71 66 5 0
4218 Never realized the phrase actually read " between a rock and a man's face"... 1.0704 0.03058 71 66 5 0
4219 Im right in the middle of my lunch and excercise program 1.0704 0.03058 71 66 5 0
4220 Mount Crushmore? 1.0704 0.03058 71 66 5 0
4221 I won’t 1.0704 0.03657 71 67 3 1
4222 So, I said no, Mr. Trump, I expect to be paid the whole amount and he said o.k. hole it will be. 1.0704 0.03058 71 66 5 0
4223 They asked for a minimum 2-year work experience for their entry level job. Either that or this. 1.0704 0.03058 71 66 5 0
4224 I wanted us to be more than 'stand by me', but 'stand on me'." 1.0704 0.03058 71 66 5 0
4225 Hey, I found the rest of Coach Gottenbottom! 1.0704 0.03058 71 66 5 0
4226 Don't worry, Sven; I'll always see you as the man who first belayed me. 1.0704 0.03058 71 66 5 0
4227 Hey! Not so rough down there! 1.0704 0.03058 71 66 5 0
4228 The back way is a lot harder 1.0704 0.03657 71 67 3 1
4229 Face your challenges, head on. 1.0704 0.03058 71 66 5 0
4230 you would not have a granola bar? 1.0704 0.03058 71 66 5 0
4231 Do you do this for all siblings? 1.0704 0.03657 71 67 3 1
4232 I don’t want you to step in my face, but if you have to to achieve your best self, I’m okay with it. 1.0704 0.04171 71 68 1 2
4233 I guess I am your stepping stone after all 1.0704 0.03058 71 66 5 0
4234 I'll do anything to kiss you 1.0704 0.03058 71 66 5 0
4235 Just don't look down. 1.0704 0.03058 71 66 5 0
4236 Just don't slip your rope through my nose ring. 1.0704 0.03657 71 67 3 1
4237 Any lost items become the property of Indoor Climbing Adventurz, LLC., so if you came here in an attempt to "find yourself," well... 1.0704 0.03058 71 66 5 0
4238 Omg! It’s my ex-husband. 1.0704 0.03058 71 66 5 0
4239 ‘And you thought I was off the Wall!’ 1.0704 0.03657 71 67 3 1
4240 I feel like women are always stepping on me. 1.0704 0.03058 71 66 5 0
4241 I was the opposite of "Employee of the month". 1.0704 0.03058 71 66 5 0
4242 No guts, no glory. 1.0704 0.03058 71 66 5 0
4243 Jessica finally realizes she is using Jeff as a stepping stone. 1.0704 0.03058 71 66 5 0
4244 You can rob my house step on my face slander my name all over the place 1.0704 0.03058 71 66 5 0
4245 Yup, I’ve been stalking your wall. No more face-palms, please? 1.0704 0.03058 71 66 5 0
4246 I want to just grab you because I'm famous, and I'll get away with it.Oh wait, I'll get fired for giving you head. 1.0704 0.03058 71 66 5 0
4247 Oh no, not another ice climber... 1.0704 0.03058 71 66 5 0
4248 Uh, this is not really what I had in mind by facing my fears. 1.0704 0.03058 71 66 5 0
4249 Ted from Accounting didn't enjoy the retreat quite as much. 1.0704 0.03058 71 66 5 0
4250 Yeah, there’s another gym on this side of the wall, but all it has is a trampoline. 1.0704 0.03058 71 66 5 0
4251 Hello, is it esprit you're looking for? 1.0704 0.03058 71 66 5 0
4252 Dwayne? 1.0704 0.03058 71 66 5 0
4253 I was right. You have the EQ of a rock! 1.0704 0.03058 71 66 5 0
4254 Looks like you’re between a rock and a hard guy. 1.0704 0.03058 71 66 5 0
4255 His sadness is haunting me. 1.0704 0.03058 71 66 5 0
4256 I won't mind your stepping on me if you give me a first kiss 1.0704 0.03058 71 66 5 0
4257 Jenny, I'm tired of you walking all over me. 1.0704 0.03058 71 66 5 0
4258 Today's lunch special - tuna on rye 1.0704 0.03058 71 66 5 0
4259 Really cool . . . it's a marker for the guy who fell yesterday. 1.0704 0.03657 71 67 3 1
4260 C’mon Cliff! Get a hold of yourself! 1.0704 0.03058 71 66 5 0
4261 How high are you? I’d say you’re pretty high, dude. 1.0704 0.03058 71 66 5 0
4262 Hang here often? 1.0704 0.03058 71 66 5 0
4263 Now that’s watching your step! 1.0704 0.03058 71 66 5 0
4264 Wait, didn't you tell me you worked at a bank? 1.0704 0.03058 71 66 5 0
4265 Sorry I startled you. I know I look like I just crawled out from under a rock.” 1.0704 0.03058 71 66 5 0
4266 Help! There's been an avalanche. 1.0704 0.03058 71 66 5 0
4267 I'd say your next move is a head-scratcher 1.0704 0.03058 71 66 5 0
4268 I stepped in what" 1.0704 0.03657 71 67 3 1
4269 I'll be careful on my way up next time too. 1.0704 0.03058 71 66 5 0
4270 Yeah I'm just another Rick in the wall. Are there other Ricks here? No? Well just pretend so the joke works. Don't be such a Rick in the mud. 1.0704 0.03058 71 66 5 0
4271 It helps my upper lip strength. 1.0704 0.03058 71 66 5 0
4272 Mr. Sessions? 1.0704 0.03058 71 66 5 0
4273 So, then my life coach says “Do what you love..” 1.0704 0.03058 71 66 5 0
4274 It’s a climb to get a head. 1.0704 0.03657 71 67 3 1
4275 Rock Hudson Climbing 1.0704 0.03058 71 66 5 0
4276 My chiropractor retired. 1.0704 0.03657 71 67 3 1
4277 Just hold my nose before I sneeze. 1.0704 0.03058 71 66 5 0
4278 In my dimension, we climb downwards. 1.0704 0.03058 71 66 5 0
4279 I promise to no longer be stone-faced in our relationship 1.0704 0.03058 71 66 5 0
4280 Heads up---a surprise tumble at the top. 1.0704 0.03058 71 66 5 0
4281 It's decent pay but retail hours. 1.0704 0.03657 71 67 3 1
4282 This hole is not glorious! 1.0704 0.03657 71 67 3 1
4283 What kinda hole in the wall is this? 1.0704 0.03058 71 66 5 0
4284 Heads up! 1.0704 0.03657 71 67 3 1
4285 I knew I should not have taken those opioids for pain...... I’m seeing faces in this fake rock face. 1.0704 0.03058 71 66 5 0
4286 I just feel like I've hit a wall in our relationship. 1.0704 0.03058 71 66 5 0
4287 Help I'm a Rock! 1.0704 0.03058 71 66 5 0
4288 Help, I’ve fallen and I can’t get up 1.0704 0.03058 71 66 5 0
4289 I don’t think your head’s in the game. 1.0704 0.03058 71 66 5 0
4290 Oh, hey Wall-ter! 1.0704 0.03058 71 66 5 0
4291 Just another rock face. 1.0704 0.03058 71 66 5 0
4292 I’m not falling for your ‘silent Steve’ act anymore 1.0704 0.03058 71 66 5 0
4293 No dark sarcasm or thought control. Let's just leave them kids alone. 1.0704 0.03058 71 66 5 0
4294 Dad! Stone Face! Okay, I apologize. 1.0704 0.03058 71 66 5 0
4295 Make sure you don't take more time than you paid for! 1.0704 0.03058 71 66 5 0
4296 I think I've climbed here before. This rockface is familiar. 1.0704 0.04171 71 68 1 2
4297 I’m tired of just being a boulder to lean on. 1.0704 0.03657 71 67 3 1
4298 Face climbing. 1.0704 0.03058 71 66 5 0
4299 Why haven't you replied to my text? 1.0704 0.03058 71 66 5 0
4300 You might as well--me too. 1.0704 0.03058 71 66 5 0
4301 You're next, pervert. 1.0704 0.03058 71 66 5 0
4302 Climbing for Facetime. 1.0704 0.03058 71 66 5 0
4303 finally we can talk, eye to eye. 1.0704 0.03058 71 66 5 0
4304 Sometimes a freshman will see what was left behind in the oddest places. 1.0704 0.03058 71 66 5 0
4305 Let's skip the mini golf. 1.0704 0.03657 71 67 3 1
4306 I was sentenced to 30 days of community service 1.0704 0.03058 71 66 5 0
4307 Relax. I'm just the north face. 1.0704 0.03657 71 67 3 1
4308 Please don't muss my hair. 1.0704 0.03657 71 67 3 1
4309 It's a surefire way to meet people. 1.0704 0.03058 71 66 5 0
4310 I like low-impact work-outs 1.0704 0.03657 71 67 3 1
4311 Just be thankful you're not climbing the other side of this wall. 1.0704 0.03058 71 66 5 0
4312 I guess he took revoking my Security Clearance to the next level! 1.0704 0.03058 71 66 5 0
4313 I'm telling you, if these rocks could talk, they would really let their walls down. 1.0704 0.03058 71 66 5 0
4314 I am but a humble metaphor for your social climbing. 1.0704 0.03058 71 66 5 0
4315 He loves me, he loves me not! 1.0704 0.03058 71 66 5 0
4316 Seriously Rock?!!! 1.0704 0.03657 71 67 3 1
4317 I just wanted to be a part of something in your life... 1.0704 0.03657 71 67 3 1
4318 I'm afraid of heights, so I'm facing my fears. 1.0704 0.03058 71 66 5 0
4319 I know I'm your dad but I have to practice being inconspicuous. 1.0704 0.03657 71 67 3 1
4320 It's my new job, got it because I have a stone face." 1.0694 0.03607 72 68 3 1
4321 I told you this is an inconvenien time to face time!” 1.0694 0.03017 72 67 5 0
4322 It's lonely at the top" 1.0694 0.03017 72 67 5 0
4323 It's OK. Everybody steps on me. 1.0694 0.03607 72 68 3 1
4324 This is not the best way to make new friends. 1.0694 0.03017 72 67 5 0
4325 My rideshare driver! I didn’t know you worked here too! 1.0694 0.03017 72 67 5 0
4326 The judge ordered it for sexual harassment. 1.0694 0.03017 72 67 5 0
4327 Thought I was rock steady, but it seems I got ahead of myself. (with apologies to the X Ambassadors) 1.0694 0.03017 72 67 5 0
4328 rock steady! 1.0694 0.03017 72 67 5 0
4329 Judge thought this would be good community service as I mentioned 'getting places' to one of our female employees.. 1.0694 0.03017 72 67 5 0
4330 I came last in last week's REI's sales competition this week. 1.0694 0.03017 72 67 5 0
4331 Please change your route. I'm tough to hold. 1.0694 0.03607 72 68 3 1
4332 Heads up! My hair is oily. 1.0694 0.03017 72 67 5 0
4333 Okay Helen, I can see you want to be on top. 1.0694 0.03607 72 68 3 1
4334 As hard as I try, I can't seem to get you out of my life. 1.0694 0.03017 72 67 5 0
4335 Please don't demand a refund; that'll only extend my sentence a week 1.0694 0.03017 72 67 5 0
4336 George, you've got to stop this stalking. 1.0694 0.03017 72 67 5 0
4337 They call me Rock Face 1.0694 0.03017 72 67 5 0
4338 So I figured it would be fun to see the other side of the hill. 1.0694 0.03017 72 67 5 0
4339 I'm a moral support. 1.0685 0.02977 73 68 5 0
4340 I just wanted to be like John Cena 1.0685 0.02977 73 68 5 0
4341 The moment i've been waiting for 1.0597 0.02916 67 63 4 0
4342 Let's face it. Climbing a wall is hard. 1.0597 0.02916 67 63 4 0
4343 PLEASE HONEY, I'D CLIMB EVERY MOUNTAIN--------- 1.0597 0.02916 67 63 4 0
4344 I’ve had a lousy day. Please don’t step on me when I’m down. 1.0597 0.02916 67 63 4 0
4345 You always have to hang on to someone, to get to the top. 1.0597 0.02916 67 63 4 0
4346 O find myself between a rock and a hard place. 1.0597 0.02916 67 63 4 0
4347 It's the pollen 1.0597 0.03609 67 64 2 1
4348 You thought waiting was rock bottom? 1.0597 0.02916 67 63 4 0
4349 Well, you said you wanted to master face climbing. 1.0597 0.02916 67 63 4 0
4350 I know I said I'd help you climb the corporate ladder, but this is going too far! 1.0597 0.02916 67 63 4 0
4351 They used SUPER quick-setting plaster. 1.0597 0.02916 67 63 4 0
4352 My daughter told me I need to be a better ally. 1.0597 0.03609 67 64 2 1
4353 I've been looking for you high and low! 1.0597 0.02916 67 63 4 0
4354 Don't worry, I'm just another stepping stone on your way to the top. 1.0597 0.02916 67 63 4 0
4355 You're doing a Triathlon tomorrow!? 1.0597 0.02916 67 63 4 0
4356 I want to be your wonderwall... 1.0597 0.02916 67 63 4 0
4357 Let's just say I'm doing research on racks. 1.0597 0.03609 67 64 2 1
4358 I thought I would rock this new high, but actually, I find a I exhibit a flat affect. 1.0597 0.02916 67 63 4 0
4359 And I thought water balloons were bad! 1.0597 0.02916 67 63 4 0
4360 Did you never consider they might have preferred your cash instead? 1.0597 0.02916 67 63 4 0
4361 Bad hangover? 1.0597 0.02916 67 63 4 0
4362 The Not Employee of the Month 1.0597 0.02916 67 63 4 0
4363 There is no in-between. 1.0597 0.02916 67 63 4 0
4364 I didn't even know it was possible for a climbing hold to be born with acrophobia. 1.0597 0.02916 67 63 4 0
4365 But where's the Donald? 1.0597 0.03609 67 64 2 1
4366 You wanted to face climb. 1.0597 0.02916 67 63 4 0
4367 Love really is like a rock. 1.0597 0.02916 67 63 4 0
4368 Now if I can only step on his head without mouth to midsection contact, I just might get that promotion” 1.0597 0.02916 67 63 4 0
4369 Ok, Elizabeth,go easy, I just paid off this wait weave.” [steve markuson,oneonta,new york 1.0597 0.02916 67 63 4 0
4370 I realize that there’re easier ways to get ahead in life... 1.0597 0.02916 67 63 4 0
4371 Hi There! This what happens if you don’t make it to the top! 1.0597 0.02916 67 63 4 0
4372 My "Nobody" Game of Thrones role playing did not work out so well. 1.0597 0.02916 67 63 4 0
4373 Why don't you return my calls, Jimmie? 1.0597 0.02916 67 63 4 0
4374 I'm not sure how I got roped in to doing this. 1.0597 0.02916 67 63 4 0
4375 Do you have to crush me on your way to the top? 1.0597 0.02916 67 63 4 0
4376 This is one of the only ways I've found to meet girls. And it only really works if she actually steps on my face! 1.0597 0.02916 67 63 4 0
4377 Please stop climbing. This 'wall of worry' has nothing to do with the stock market. 1.0597 0.02916 67 63 4 0
4378 Psychological Research Project: "Cause Pain" but "Only Way He Gets Paid" 1.0597 0.02916 67 63 4 0
4379 It pays my rent 1.0597 0.02916 67 63 4 0
4380 Who knew a body could return as a modular climbing hold? 1.0597 0.02916 67 63 4 0
4381 I got nothing babe. 1.0597 0.02916 67 63 4 0
4382 Now I'm not so sure that American Ninja Warrior Couples Counseling was the way to go! 1.0597 0.02916 67 63 4 0
4383 Please don't fishhook me. 1.0597 0.02916 67 63 4 0
4384 A wall has no name 1.0597 0.03609 67 64 2 1
4385 I asked about “climate change” not climb it change!!!! 1.0597 0.02916 67 63 4 0
4386 Why am I always part of your solution? 1.0597 0.03609 67 64 2 1
4387 Is it really OK for me to put my hand on a man's face? 1.0597 0.02916 67 63 4 0
4388 Scale the rock face,” he said.. 1.0597 0.02916 67 63 4 0
4389 I just got out of a rocky relationship. She was at the end of her rope because I wouldn’t go anywhere with her. 1.0597 0.02916 67 63 4 0
4390 Please, anywhere above the eyes 1.0597 0.02916 67 63 4 0
4391 No worries, I'm a puppet. 1.0597 0.02916 67 63 4 0
4392 It's a rappelling story. 1.0597 0.02916 67 63 4 0
4393 That right foot is off-route. 1.0597 0.02916 67 63 4 0
4394 Hey, would you mind only touching the right side of my face? I have a really bad toothache on the left side. 1.0597 0.02916 67 63 4 0
4395 Slow down. When you get to the top, your head becomes a stepping stone. 1.0597 0.02916 67 63 4 0
4396 Good for you, dad! You're facing your fears. 1.0597 0.02916 67 63 4 0
4397 I can't believe you're going to leave me behind! 1.0597 0.03609 67 64 2 1
4398 Your hand please! Not the foot! 1.0597 0.02916 67 63 4 0
4399 You said it was "high" but ALFRESCO TAKE OUT 1.0597 0.03609 67 64 2 1
4400 We can change that pompadour to a flat top in one easy step. 1.0597 0.02916 67 63 4 0
4401 My friends always told me that I'm just your stepping-stone. 1.0597 0.02916 67 63 4 0
4402 Wrong plumbing hole, sorry." Peter Contreras, Houston TX. September 3 birthday 1.0597 0.02916 67 63 4 0
4403 I can offer you a three picture deal if you get me down from here and come to my condo for a screen test. 1.0597 0.02916 67 63 4 0
4404 When they said I'd be starting at rock bottom, and working my way to the top of the heap, I didn't know they'd be so literal... 1.0597 0.02916 67 63 4 0
4405 Honey, I'm really between a rock and a hard place here. 1.0597 0.02916 67 63 4 0
4406 Upon realizing that Rocco's lips were frozen shut, Linda began having second thoughts about Everest. 1.0597 0.02916 67 63 4 0
4407 I really regret that I changed my name to 'Rocky.' 1.0597 0.02916 67 63 4 0
4408 What? You’re my rock. 1.0597 0.02916 67 63 4 0
4409 As soon as my shift's over, I'll go brush my teeth 1.0597 0.02916 67 63 4 0
4410 You should try exposure therapy" they said.. 1.0597 0.02916 67 63 4 0
4411 No, I wish I were Marley. 1.0597 0.03609 67 64 2 1
4412 Looks like you're stuck between a rock and a hard face 1.0597 0.02916 67 63 4 0
4413 It's just hard getting passed over for a promotion. 1.0597 0.03609 67 64 2 1
4414 Yeah.....Climb and Facetime doesn't really work..... 1.0597 0.02916 67 63 4 0
4415 I'm guessing this isn't what you meant by be more approachable... 1.0597 0.02916 67 63 4 0
4416 Did you remember to file our taxes? 1.0597 0.02916 67 63 4 0
4417 Looks like you're gonna have to "head" up to the top of the climbing wall... hey... just a little head joke... y'know.... cos im a head.... normal people don't get it Xd 1.0597 0.02916 67 63 4 0
4418 Where is Aria Stark when you need her 1.0597 0.02916 67 63 4 0
4419 I changed my mind. I will be your stepping stone. 1.0597 0.02916 67 63 4 0
4420 My wife really had her heart set on the leather interior. 1.0597 0.02916 67 63 4 0
4421 Trust me, I am slippery! 1.0597 0.02916 67 63 4 0
4422 Don't worry, I'm solid as a rock. 1.0597 0.02916 67 63 4 0
4423 A paycheck is a paycheck. 1.0597 0.02916 67 63 4 0
4424 You told me to be bolder. 1.0597 0.02916 67 63 4 0
4425 Is 'foot in mouth' plain as the nose on my face? 1.0597 0.02916 67 63 4 0
4426 Danger!!! Head thinking. 1.0597 0.02916 67 63 4 0
4427 What's so foul down there? 1.0597 0.02916 67 63 4 0
4428 No facelift jokes, please. 1.0597 0.03609 67 64 2 1
4429 I know I’m just a beginner, but when do I get to climb? 1.0597 0.02916 67 63 4 0
4430 For the gazillionth time - I'm sorry! 1.0597 0.03609 67 64 2 1
4431 Just wanted to give you a heads up! 1.0597 0.02916 67 63 4 0
4432 This isn’t what I thought they meant by rock-solid resume. 1.0597 0.02916 67 63 4 0
4433 When you reach the top. Please come down the other side 1.0597 0.02916 67 63 4 0
4434 Any chance that's a comb instead of chalk? 1.0597 0.02916 67 63 4 0
4435 Hi, my name is Rocky. Please watch the hairdo. 1.0597 0.03609 67 64 2 1
4436 As the old flag said, Don't Tread On Me. 1.0597 0.02916 67 63 4 0
4437 Dwayne Johnson, you are everywhere! 1.0597 0.02916 67 63 4 0
4438 This is not what I meant by a face lift. 1.0597 0.02916 67 63 4 0
4439 My girlfriend told me I always had to support her. I was her rock. 1.0597 0.02916 67 63 4 0
4440 I am begging you, please hold me. 1.0597 0.02916 67 63 4 0
4441 He is my rock! 1.0597 0.02916 67 63 4 0
4442 This is the only to rock I can afford 1.0597 0.02916 67 63 4 0
4443 The pay stinks, but the job does offer a step up. 1.0597 0.02916 67 63 4 0
4444 Your mansplaining is on my last nerve. 1.0597 0.02916 67 63 4 0
4445 John, how nice of you to show up! 1.0597 0.02916 67 63 4 0
4446 My therapist said I needed to be more structured. 1.0597 0.02916 67 63 4 0
4447 Get a grip on yourself! 1.0597 0.03609 67 64 2 1
4448 Sure, go ahead and use me as a handhold, but that reduces your difficulty to a 5.8. 1.0597 0.02916 67 63 4 0
4449 Just say it, I’m a rock face. 1.0597 0.02916 67 63 4 0
4450 All I ask is that you not mess up my hair as you go by me. 1.0597 0.02916 67 63 4 0
4451 I'm was only trying to help 1.0597 0.02916 67 63 4 0
4452 You're not the first to use me to climb ahead. 1.0597 0.02916 67 63 4 0
4453 I, Love! your wall Mr. President... 1.0597 0.02916 67 63 4 0
4454 Mount Justin welcomes you....................Mount Justin welcomes you.................Mount Justin welcomes you..... 1.0597 0.02916 67 63 4 0
4455 I'm so tired of that theme song from Rocky. 1.0597 0.02916 67 63 4 0
4456 Millennial social climber. 1.0597 0.02916 67 63 4 0
4457 I am here on advice of my marriage counselor. 1.0597 0.02916 67 63 4 0
4458 So you're going to want to put your foot in my mouth. Don't worry... I've done it many times; which may explain how I got this job. 1.0597 0.02916 67 63 4 0
4459 Being hard headed, I needed the part time work. 1.0597 0.02916 67 63 4 0
4460 The office said you needed to get a hold of me? 1.0597 0.02916 67 63 4 0
4461 Call Manuel Lin Miranda - I’m caught in rap hell! 1.0597 0.02916 67 63 4 0
4462 Go ahead, treat me like just another hold in the wall 1.0597 0.02916 67 63 4 0
4463 Pop my head backwards and keep yours away from the hole. 1.0597 0.02916 67 63 4 0
4464 The corporate ladder is more challenging. 1.0597 0.02916 67 63 4 0
4465 I’m trying to cure a foot fetish 1.0597 0.02916 67 63 4 0
4466 It's true what they say about getting to the top... 1.0597 0.02916 67 63 4 0
4467 I am a rock! 1.0597 0.02916 67 63 4 0
4468 Now I'm gonna step on You!!! 1.0597 0.02916 67 63 4 0
4469 Said I loved you but I lied." 1.0597 0.02916 67 63 4 0
4470 Stop stalking me! 1.0597 0.03609 67 64 2 1
4471 This is not what I envisioned when I signed up for work-study. 1.0597 0.02916 67 63 4 0
4472 Everywhere I go, you’re the ghost in the room...” From- One Direction -“Everywgere I go 1.0597 0.03609 67 64 2 1
4473 Just happened to be in the neighborhood. 1.0597 0.02916 67 63 4 0
4474 This is the only way I could get in the 40 hours. 1.0597 0.02916 67 63 4 0
4475 The secret to life is to keep your head above your shoulders 1.0597 0.02916 67 63 4 0
4476 It's not called "The Getting Even Wall" for nothing . . . 1.0597 0.02916 67 63 4 0
4477 I have to do that one twice? 1.0597 0.02916 67 63 4 0
4478 Just dropped by to tell you I made some rabbit stew. 1.0597 0.02916 67 63 4 0
4479 Pleeease won’t you take me back? 1.0597 0.03609 67 64 2 1
4480 Not all stones! 1.0597 0.02916 67 63 4 0
4481 Since you’re going up, can you give me a lift? 1.0597 0.02916 67 63 4 0
4482 How else do you think you get to the top? 1.0597 0.02916 67 63 4 0
4483 Its ok. I used you to get to the top - but I lost my way. 1.0597 0.02916 67 63 4 0
4484 This really does feel like a dream come true 1.0597 0.02916 67 63 4 0
4485 Don’t grab the hair, don’t pull the nose, no fingers in the mouth, don’t yank the ears. 1.0597 0.02916 67 63 4 0
4486 I really thought I was getting ahead in this sport." 1.0597 0.02916 67 63 4 0
4487 Those shoes are all wrong. You can’t use me. 1.0597 0.02916 67 63 4 0
4488 I asked for Everest but, let's face it, that's the karmic shuffle. 1.0597 0.03609 67 64 2 1
4489 I’m not the rock you thought I was. 1.0597 0.02916 67 63 4 0
4490 It's like this is all you think I'm good for. 1.0597 0.02916 67 63 4 0
4491 I know I can never replace your real dad... 1.0597 0.02916 67 63 4 0
4492 Show me you still care. Step on me. 1.0597 0.02916 67 63 4 0
4493 I AM SO LIGHT WEIGHT YOU SEE 1.0597 0.02916 67 63 4 0
4494 This will be something new 1.0597 0.02916 67 63 4 0
4495 Mark, I hate seeing you like this. 1.0597 0.02916 67 63 4 0
4496 Please, not the moneymaker! 1.0597 0.02916 67 63 4 0
4497 I'm making progress, you're standing on my last 'stepping stone'. 1.0597 0.02916 67 63 4 0
4498 I climbed this far without a rope. 1.0597 0.03609 67 64 2 1
4499 ADRIAN!! ADRIAAAN!! 1.0597 0.03609 67 64 2 1
4500 Not the eyes--anywhere but the eyes. 1.0597 0.02916 67 63 4 0
4501 I loved you in Fargo! 1.0597 0.02916 67 63 4 0
4502 Nice to finally meet you, Kilroy! 1.0597 0.02916 67 63 4 0
4503 Maybe her ex was telling the truth what he did with his nights.... 1.0597 0.02916 67 63 4 0
4504 It was either this or the lazy river. 1.0597 0.02916 67 63 4 0
4505 This is for handicap climbing only, please use the other climbing wall 1.0597 0.02916 67 63 4 0
4506 I'm just here to remind you there's no challenge you can't face. 1.0597 0.02916 67 63 4 0
4507 I used to sell rare Funko Pops on eBay but wanted a job with more dignity. 1.0597 0.02916 67 63 4 0
4508 Circle eight. 1.0597 0.03609 67 64 2 1
4509 Remember when you told the Mirians I have a weak chin? 1.0597 0.02916 67 63 4 0
4510 You can step on me as you rise, but you'll soon hit a glass ceiling. 1.0597 0.02916 67 63 4 0
4511 I've always been a stepping stone 1.0597 0.02916 67 63 4 0
4512 Yikes, it was either the vodka last night or the mimosa at breakfast. 1.0597 0.02916 67 63 4 0
4513 I seem to have had an accident in the room next door. Please don't step on me. 1.0597 0.02916 67 63 4 0
4514 All in all, I'm just another coach in the wall. 1.0597 0.02916 67 63 4 0
4515 I thought the posting was for the jaws of "defeat" 1.0597 0.02916 67 63 4 0
4516 I’m put here in case you need a face lift. 1.0597 0.02916 67 63 4 0
4517 My wife won't touch me anymore. 1.0597 0.02916 67 63 4 0
4518 I knew I would have to step over people to get to the top. 1.0597 0.02916 67 63 4 0
4519 You used to look up to me. 1.0597 0.02916 67 63 4 0
4520 Do your best rock face," they said.. 1.0597 0.02916 67 63 4 0
4521 That is supposed to be a hand hold. 1.0597 0.02916 67 63 4 0
4522 All my life I've been rejected, taken advantage of, stepped on.... 1.0597 0.02916 67 63 4 0
4523 Come around back, its facial massage week. 1.0597 0.02916 67 63 4 0
4524 I'm just obsessed with Whack-A Mole! 1.0597 0.02916 67 63 4 0
4525 If I make it to the top I get to step on Trump's head! 1.0597 0.02916 67 63 4 0
4526 They put me for using crampons. 1.0597 0.02916 67 63 4 0
4527 Stoning back in the day was much quicker! 1.0597 0.03609 67 64 2 1
4528 You would do anything for a date. 1.0597 0.02916 67 63 4 0
4529 Will I get paid off if I do not tell anyone about he and I? 1.0597 0.03609 67 64 2 1
4530 My goal is to become a human climbing hold in every state in the Union but I think I'm losing my grip." 1.0597 0.02916 67 63 4 0
4531 Whoa! My chance to step on that jerk Remnick's head! 1.0597 0.02916 67 63 4 0
4532 Well, what did you think happened to losers of American Ninja Warrior? 1.0597 0.03609 67 64 2 1
4533 Ever heard of the North Face? 1.0597 0.02916 67 63 4 0
4534 Go ahead. My experience in the corporate world prepared me for this. 1.0597 0.02916 67 63 4 0
4535 This was the only way I could get you to notice me. 1.0597 0.02916 67 63 4 0
4536 Hi, I'm Han, and yes this is a Galaxy Cruise, and yes that ugly guy who greeted you is Captain Jabba! 1.0597 0.02916 67 63 4 0
4537 Ok, but I won't be your inspiration. 1.0597 0.02916 67 63 4 0
4538 I know you have a restraining order against me, so why do you have to climb at my place of work? 1.0597 0.02916 67 63 4 0
4539 When you said I was nothing if not a stepping stone, I just kinda' went with it 1.0597 0.02916 67 63 4 0
4540 Honestly,I didn't mean it. 1.0597 0.02916 67 63 4 0
4541 Heads up - it gets harder. 1.0597 0.02916 67 63 4 0
4542 See, I said I'd always be your rock. 1.0597 0.02916 67 63 4 0
4543 I promise I'll never again say you liked to step on me." 1.0597 0.02916 67 63 4 0
4544 I am trying to face my fear of heights.... 1.0597 0.02916 67 63 4 0
4545 This is what happens when you complain that the foot-holds are too easy 1.0597 0.02916 67 63 4 0
4546 John be at peace. We'll climb the rocks for you now. 1.0597 0.02916 67 63 4 0
4547 When they said “Rock climbing is 99% mental”, I didn’t know this is what they meant. 1.0597 0.02916 67 63 4 0
4548 It'll never work out. I'm just another hick in this wall. 1.0597 0.02916 67 63 4 0
4549 We're one step away from foot-and-mouth disease. 1.0597 0.03609 67 64 2 1
4550 She left me for an advanced route. 1.0597 0.03609 67 64 2 1
4551 If you grab on to my nose one more time, I’ll bite your legs off! 1.0597 0.02916 67 63 4 0
4552 ... I'm not sure. One minute I was in the trampoline park next door, the next minute people were stepping on my head. 1.0597 0.02916 67 63 4 0
4553 Is this a bad time to bring up my vertigo? 1.0597 0.02916 67 63 4 0
4554 Next time, I’ll read the job description more closely. 1.0597 0.02916 67 63 4 0
4555 I'm so over you, Liz. 1.0597 0.02916 67 63 4 0
4556 But Mummy, that one looks like it wouldn't be a good rock to get a toehold on: it says we better watch out. 1.0597 0.02916 67 63 4 0
4557 Go ahead. Step on me. It’s my punishment for social climbing. 1.0597 0.02916 67 63 4 0
4558 Now you can tell everyone that you climbed the face of the mountain 1.0597 0.03609 67 64 2 1
4559 Oh, c’mon. Me, Too! 1.0597 0.02916 67 63 4 0
4560 It's just chilly in here, I swear! 1.0597 0.02916 67 63 4 0
4561 Just to say . . I am rock headed . . Can this qualify as meeting again cute? . . . 1.0597 0.02916 67 63 4 0
4562 Francis had unfortunately become just another rung on the corporate ladder. 1.0597 0.03609 67 64 2 1
4563 I just feel like people are always using me to get higher up in the world 1.0597 0.02916 67 63 4 0
4564 Here is where you wound up, surprised but delighted!! 1.0597 0.02916 67 63 4 0
4565 Honey, do you mind if I step on your head? 1.0597 0.02916 67 63 4 0
4566 The worst part is, "no tipping." 1.0597 0.02916 67 63 4 0
4567 Marry me before I lose my mind! 1.0597 0.02916 67 63 4 0
4568 Those millennials were really into the idea of bringing back stocks 1.0597 0.02916 67 63 4 0
4569 Miss, I think there's been some kind of mistake. This doesn't look like Mount Rushmore. 1.0597 0.03609 67 64 2 1
4570 I bought the line that climbing was the way to get ahead. 1.0597 0.02916 67 63 4 0
4571 who will you step over trying to get to the top? 1.0597 0.02916 67 63 4 0
4572 Yeah... that's me, too. 1.0597 0.02916 67 63 4 0
4573 How's that Timmy? Have I conquered my fears now? 1.0597 0.02916 67 63 4 0
4574 Ex Number One. Ex Number Two. Ex Known As Number Two. Ex Number .. 1.0597 0.02916 67 63 4 0
4575 Just another victim of someone's climb to the top. 1.0597 0.02916 67 63 4 0
4576 They wanted it to look like a Cliff’s face. 1.0597 0.02916 67 63 4 0
4577 If you need to reach out, this is the best way to get ahold of me. 1.0597 0.03609 67 64 2 1
4578 It pays the bills. 1.0597 0.02916 67 63 4 0
4579 Sorry honey, but we're having left-overs again for dinner. 1.0597 0.02916 67 63 4 0
4580 Be careful who you stand on,on your way up... 1.0597 0.02916 67 63 4 0
4581 Go ahead . . . use me, I'm just another face in the crowd. Joe Wolozyn, Garner, NC 1.0597 0.02916 67 63 4 0
4582 Hey, can you spare me some aspirin? 1.0597 0.02916 67 63 4 0
4583 So that’s what they mean by “being stuck between a rock & a hard place”. 1.0597 0.02916 67 63 4 0
4584 Don't do x before you exercise, me rocker Mum always says. 1.0597 0.02916 67 63 4 0
4585 It's been tough to get a foothold in this job market. Now I am rethinking the origins of Mt. Rushmore 1.0588 0.02875 68 64 4 0
4586 So now I don't know whether I'm climbing the corporate ladder, or if my career has hit a wall. 1.0588 0.02875 68 64 4 0
4587 This is no place for a discussion 1.0588 0.02875 68 64 4 0
4588 I'm willing to meet you halfway 1.0588 0.02875 68 64 4 0
4589 A Face on the Wall 1.0588 0.02875 68 64 4 0
4590 My hand modeling skills were too good, and after that, it all went downhill. 1.0588 0.03557 68 65 2 1
4591 Brad, I thought you were ghosting me when you dais your new job was curtailing your private life. 1.0588 0.02875 68 64 4 0
4592 Just face it you’ll never reach the top 1.0588 0.02875 68 64 4 0
4593 Lady, I can see that you are tackling the "face" of this climbing wall. 1.0588 0.02875 68 64 4 0
4594 Just kick on the subscribe button to continue 1.0588 0.02875 68 64 4 0
4595 I said I would always be your rock. 1.0588 0.02875 68 64 4 0
4596 When they said it was okay to not make it to the top, they were lying 1.0588 0.02875 68 64 4 0
4597 I'm just a trophy rock hanging on your wall. 1.0588 0.02875 68 64 4 0
4598 Go ahead I am used to being stepped on so others can make it to the top. 1.0588 0.02875 68 64 4 0
4599 You must have taken a detour. 1.0588 0.02875 68 64 4 0
4600 Yeah, I wanted to be reincarnated into a shark, but this is what I'm stuck with. 1.0588 0.02875 68 64 4 0
4601 Help? Well, if you could just take off that boot. I'm a foot-freak, y'know? 1.0588 0.02875 68 64 4 0
4602 Yeah, this is the stockade du jour. 1.0588 0.02875 68 64 4 0
4603 I Think I’m caught between a rock and a head place!” 1.0588 0.02875 68 64 4 0
4604 I never accused you of being a social climber. 1.0588 0.02875 68 64 4 0
4605 This rock wall VR game is less fun than I imagined. 1.0588 0.02875 68 64 4 0
4606 Are you aware of the fact you are caught between a rock and a hard place? 1.0588 0.03557 68 65 2 1
4607 I know, the wall of shame. Better make it to the top. 1.0588 0.02875 68 64 4 0
4608 Honestly I think I only got into this life because it's what my dad always wanted 1.0588 0.03557 68 65 2 1
4609 Don't you know about Slippery Rock? 1.0588 0.02875 68 64 4 0
4610 Nobody seems to need my support! 1.0476 0.02705 63 60 3 0
4611 Buy me a pastrami on rye and I’ll let you step all over me. 1.0476 0.02705 63 60 3 0
4612 Damn. This isn't Mount Rushmore, is it? 1.0476 0.02705 63 60 3 0
4613 Do you really have to step all over me to climb to the top? 1.0476 0.02705 63 60 3 0
4614 Wow...so uhh...he introduced you to rock climbing? 1.0476 0.02705 63 60 3 0
4615 Don't step-on me like all the other women have! 1.0476 0.02705 63 60 3 0
4616 You got a head of me. 1.0476 0.02705 63 60 3 0
4617 Didn't they explain you'd be scaling a rockface when you signed up? 1.0476 0.02705 63 60 3 0
4618 just...one...more...step 1.0476 0.02705 63 60 3 0
4619 Be careful; there's trouble ahead. 1.0476 0.02705 63 60 3 0
4620 The gig at the bowling alley fell throug, I need this job! 1.0476 0.02705 63 60 3 0
4621 OK ALREADY! I`M SORRY FOR LEAVING YOU HANGING.. 1.0476 0.02705 63 60 3 0
4622 Who could be FaceTiming me up here? 1.0476 0.02705 63 60 3 0
4623 My nose is six inches long. 1.0476 0.02705 63 60 3 0
4624 I don't think we can see each other anymore. Because of you, my buddies are giving me the silent treatment. 1.0476 0.02705 63 60 3 0
4625 Heads up! This place is addicting. 1.0476 0.02705 63 60 3 0
4626 You can call me Farley or Katz...and yep this is what I do... 1.0476 0.02705 63 60 3 0
4627 It's not you, Betty, it's the wall. 1.0476 0.02705 63 60 3 0
4628 It’s my Wall of Worry. 1.0476 0.02705 63 60 3 0
4629 Are your shoes clean? 1.0476 0.02705 63 60 3 0
4630 5 more missteps and the rest of my body gets to join. 1.0476 0.02705 63 60 3 0
4631 I am kind of like the frog and you are the Princess. 1.0476 0.02705 63 60 3 0
4632 Go for the trophy isn2#thisweek%22%2C%22x%22:20%2C%22y%22:1346%2C%22xpath%22:%22//*[@id 1.0476 0.03526 63 61 1 1
4633 Beware as you are entering forbidden territory. 1.0476 0.02705 63 60 3 0
4634 You gotta face many challenges on the climb up! 1.0476 0.03526 63 61 1 1
4635 I was caught using the wrong color. 1.0476 0.02705 63 60 3 0
4636 Do we have a date? 1.0476 0.03526 63 61 1 1
4637 Don't stick your neck out. I'm ok. 1.0476 0.03526 63 61 1 1
4638 I should have known that craigslist job ad was too good to be true. 1.0476 0.02705 63 60 3 0
4639 Ha! Aren't you the jerk that blocked my promotion a decade ago? 1.0476 0.02705 63 60 3 0
4640 Not a good place to show your support. 1.0476 0.02705 63 60 3 0
4641 No, I’m not. The Monkees made a song about that. 1.0476 0.02705 63 60 3 0
4642 Now children, the next step exemplifies how each step talks to you and is your very own therapist. Isn’t that right Mr. Freud? 1.0476 0.02705 63 60 3 0
4643 Timmy don't climb up any further!" The local pederast is out of jail again with some new tricks. 1.0476 0.02705 63 60 3 0
4644 Kiss me and I'll be your solid rock forever more. 1.0476 0.02705 63 60 3 0
4645 I was rocking this course. Now, you throw this wretch into the course. 1.0476 0.02705 63 60 3 0
4646 Oh Arlo! Is that you? I wondered what happened to you after I dumped you! 1.0476 0.02705 63 60 3 0
4647 Would you mind avoiding my nose? 1.0476 0.02705 63 60 3 0
4648 I had hoped you wouldn't find out this way. 1.0476 0.02705 63 60 3 0
4649 Go ahead, he’s just another pretty face. 1.0476 0.02705 63 60 3 0
4650 They tell me it'll improve my hand-eye coordination. 1.0476 0.02705 63 60 3 0
4651 I guess I didn't know that wanting to be the center of attention would lead me to a place so literally opposite to "off the wall"... 1.0476 0.02705 63 60 3 0
4652 No need to ask which part of workout you didn't get 1.0476 0.02705 63 60 3 0
4653 Your colors are better on FaceTime. 1.0476 0.02705 63 60 3 0
4654 What can I say? Social-climbing began as a heady exercise, but things quickly became rocky when I started suffering from the foot-in-mouth disease... 1.0476 0.03526 63 61 1 1
4655 I'm being punished for being a social climber. 1.0476 0.02705 63 60 3 0
4656 Not the face! No, PLEASE, not the face!!! 1.0476 0.02705 63 60 3 0
4657 Did you have to wear cleats? 1.0476 0.02705 63 60 3 0
4658 As you face a choice about your next upward move, I kindly ask that you display a self-effacing thought process, as opposed to the obvious defacing option, that will still ensure a successful ascent up the steep face of the wall." 1.0476 0.02705 63 60 3 0
4659 Rocking my way to the top!!!! 1.0476 0.02705 63 60 3 0
4660 When they say it’s a ‘climb to heaven’ I thought they were joking. I guess this is my punishment for not doing PE. Should’ve just fell. 1.0476 0.02705 63 60 3 0
4661 You look like you are between a rock and a hard place. 1.0476 0.02705 63 60 3 0
4662 If you step on my head, can you please straighten my hair. Show me some dignity. 1.0476 0.02705 63 60 3 0
4663 Go for it. I need a face transplant anyway. 1.0476 0.02705 63 60 3 0
4664 Go on, step on me. But good luck with that glass ceiling. 1.0476 0.02705 63 60 3 0
4665 Yes, Virginia, there really is a rock face. 1.0476 0.02705 63 60 3 0
4666 It's a Democrat wall -- even the stones are weeping. 1.0476 0.02705 63 60 3 0
4667 I'm sorry, but I don't bite 1.0476 0.02705 63 60 3 0
4668 I am sick of being used just to lift others up. 1.0476 0.02705 63 60 3 0
4669 I feel like all you ever do is use me to get ahead in our relationship. 1.0476 0.02705 63 60 3 0
4670 Gotta snack? 1.0476 0.02705 63 60 3 0
4671 Your relationship really is on the rocks and you wish you were wearing crampons 1.0476 0.02705 63 60 3 0
4672 You really are desperate. 1.0476 0.02705 63 60 3 0
4673 Is that you best rock face? 1.0476 0.02705 63 60 3 0
4674 It took this moment for me to finally understand the lyrics to the Monkey's, 'I'm Not Your Stepping Stone'." 1.0476 0.02705 63 60 3 0
4675 I feel like you're just using me for my good shape. 1.0476 0.02705 63 60 3 0
4676 I am a face on a climbing rock wall. 1.0476 0.02705 63 60 3 0
4677 Go ahead. I've settled for stepping stone. 1.0476 0.02705 63 60 3 0
4678 "Ever since we broke up you're climbing the walls -- Get a grip! 1.0476 0.02705 63 60 3 0
4679 Between a rock and Kevin’s face. 1.0476 0.03526 63 61 1 1
4680 Mr. Wonka is a hoot isn't he? 1.0476 0.03526 63 61 1 1
4681 Don't worry I have rocks in my head 1.0476 0.02705 63 60 3 0
4682 John? John the Baptist? Isn’t the New Testament historical? 1.0476 0.02705 63 60 3 0
4683 Now I know why they call it the East Face. 1.0476 0.02705 63 60 3 0
4684 I guess I’ll see you on the down 1.0476 0.02705 63 60 3 0
4685 When your Tinder message said you'd meet me at the rock wall I didn't really expect this. 1.0476 0.02705 63 60 3 0
4686 Please, don't use my mouth! Aim for the top of my head. 1.0476 0.02705 63 60 3 0
4687 I’m always there for you … here for you. 1.0476 0.02705 63 60 3 0
4688 I was told this job would be a stepping stone. 1.0476 0.02705 63 60 3 0
4689 My yoga teacher hates me. 1.0476 0.02705 63 60 3 0
4690 You put a spell on me. 1.0476 0.02705 63 60 3 0
4691 Oh Hey Billy, remember when I told you not to step all over me. 1.0476 0.02705 63 60 3 0
4692 Some heads you tread upon might be bald. 1.0476 0.02705 63 60 3 0
4693 Hey girl, I don't see a lot of babes like you around here. I don't have a phone or hands, but uhh, me you Saturday​? 1.0476 0.02705 63 60 3 0
4694 I guess shortcuts aren't always what they're cracked up to be. 1.0476 0.02705 63 60 3 0
4695 Sometimes jobs after retirement cause you to lose some dignity, and body parts. 1.0476 0.02705 63 60 3 0
4696 I had the ring on the tip of my tongue, but don't worry, I will get it to you in a couple days. 1.0476 0.02705 63 60 3 0
4697 If you grab me instead of step on me, I'll know you love me. 1.0476 0.02705 63 60 3 0
4698 Trust me, I’m a podiatrist. 1.0476 0.02705 63 60 3 0
4699 I take it back, I don’t want to be a rock star in my next life. 1.0476 0.02705 63 60 3 0
4700 This is the closest thing to the face of a mountain we could afford 1.0476 0.02705 63 60 3 0
4701 Be careful who you step on as you climb your way up, cuz you'll also see me on your way down. Profound, huh? 1.0469 0.03472 64 62 1 1
4702 I just can't make myself step on people on my way up. 1.0469 0.02663 64 61 3 0
4703 My therapist recommended I wear someone's shoe as a hat. 1.0469 0.02663 64 61 3 0
4704 Hey baby, I heard you hit the wall--gotta lay off the booze. 1.0469 0.02663 64 61 3 0
4705 You should have treated us girls better. The #metoo backlash was never going to last long, ever. I told you the women you treated badly were bound to win. 1.0469 0.02663 64 61 3 0
4706 Before Me Too I was a social climber 1.0469 0.02663 64 61 3 0
4707 But I thought you were my rock. 1.0469 0.02663 64 61 3 0
4708 pee pee 1.0469 0.02663 64 61 3 0
4709 Every day, my boss drives me up a wall. 1.0469 0.02663 64 61 3 0
4710 No this is not the border wall climbing trainer, that's at 725 5th Ave. Watch out for ICE. 1.0469 0.02663 64 61 3 0
4711 Sure, step on men to get to the top 1.0469 0.03472 64 62 1 1
4712 They always said I was a rock head, but I didn’t think I’d end up like this! 1.0469 0.02663 64 61 3 0
4713 Hang on Sloopy; Sloopy hang on 1.0469 0.02663 64 61 3 0
4714 Again, a social climber using me as a stepping stone" 1.0469 0.02663 64 61 3 0
4715 Well, you did drop me like a rock 1.0469 0.02663 64 61 3 0
4716 Rock face, head wall - she was suddenly overcome by the surprisingly cerebral nature of it all. 1.0469 0.02663 64 61 3 0
4717 If you're not Ebenezer Scrooge then I'm in the wrong fever dream. 1.0469 0.02663 64 61 3 0
4718 He said my face would bring business; I agreed; don't step on my nose. 1.0469 0.02663 64 61 3 0
4719 Hi. I'm Deepak, your Sherpa, 1.0469 0.02663 64 61 3 0
4720 Harold's carving his face on the wall again! 1.0469 0.02663 64 61 3 0
4721 My mother always told me I had a head like a rock 1.0469 0.02663 64 61 3 0
4722 Im never dating a masochist again 1.0469 0.02663 64 61 3 0
4723 I should've bought Guitar for Dummies, not Rock Star for Dummies 1.0469 0.02663 64 61 3 0
4724 I'll try not to step on your face. 1.0339 0.02376 59 57 2 0
4725 Wall Success Spoils Rock Hunter? 1.0339 0.02376 59 57 2 0
4726 My last girlfriend dumped me because I didn't support her. 1.0339 0.02376 59 57 2 0
4727 I see Medusa's finally found a market 1.0339 0.02376 59 57 2 0
4728 I think I'm between a rock and a hard place! 1.0339 0.02376 59 57 2 0
4729 Mini Mount Rushmore 1.0339 0.02376 59 57 2 0
4730 It’s just like Tinder, you get better with practice 1.0339 0.02376 59 57 2 0
4731 I'm working my way up by your bootstraps. 1.0339 0.02376 59 57 2 0
4732 Haven't you hurt me enough already? 1.0339 0.02376 59 57 2 0
4733 ... and I'm scared of heights. 1.0339 0.02376 59 57 2 0
4734 You should stop hanging out so much, if you don’t want to end up just a face in the crowd. 1.0339 0.02376 59 57 2 0
4735 So this is your idea of a stairway to heaven? Ouch! 1.0339 0.02376 59 57 2 0
4736 Hmm...the routesetter must've really gotten into his job this week. 1.0339 0.02376 59 57 2 0
4737 Hitting rock bottom at new heights. 1.0339 0.02376 59 57 2 0
4738 Get a grip, man! 1.0333 0.02337 60 58 2 0
4739 I used to be a translator. 1.0333 0.02337 60 58 2 0
4740 Oh, Freddie, it’s nice to see you, too, but you seem to have become a stepping stone to the top. 1.0333 0.02337 60 58 2 0
4741 Yes, I did say I need you to be my rock but.... 1.0333 0.02337 60 58 2 0
4742 When he sucks at supporting you emotionally so you switch it up to physically. 1.0333 0.02337 60 58 2 0
4743 Cliff, we have got to stop meeting like this. 1.0333 0.02337 60 58 2 0
4744 Jenna, please don't use my face as a stepping stone for your ascent. I promise never to make another dick joke at your expense. 1.0333 0.02337 60 58 2 0
4745 Do what you must, but I'll see you on the way down. 1.0333 0.02337 60 58 2 0
4746 There are only so many cleats a man can take. 1.0333 0.02337 60 58 2 0
4747 A friend in need! 1.0333 0.02337 60 58 2 0
4748 I represent the bodies you mindlessly step on while climbing Mount Everest. 1.0333 0.02337 60 58 2 0
4749 I thought it was easy also. 1.0333 0.02337 60 58 2 0
4750 Hard o scale the trumpface if they are all wearing masks 1.0333 0.02337 60 58 2 0
4751 Please, don’t use me as a stepping stone to something better. 1.0333 0.02337 60 58 2 0
4752 Careful, I’m having a good hair day... 1.0333 0.02337 60 58 2 0
4753 If anyone offers you a head routsetter position, it’s not what you think. 1.0333 0.02337 60 58 2 0
4754 Turning men to stone until he has no name and I climb to the top. It works in theory. 1.0333 0.02337 60 58 2 0
4755 It's just the talcum powder I want 1.0333 0.02337 60 58 2 0
4756 It is over Brett. Stop stalking. 1.0333 0.02337 60 58 2 0
4757 I'm more than just a stepping stone. 1.0333 0.02337 60 58 2 0
4758 Be careful who you step on going up... 1.0333 0.02337 60 58 2 0
4759 Before you step on me, we should formally introduce ourselves. I'm Stonewall Jackson. 1.0333 0.02337 60 58 2 0
4760 Ok, ok, I noticed your new shoes, can we get down now? 1.0333 0.02337 60 58 2 0
4761 It’s okay. I’m used to it. I was stepped on all my life. 1.0333 0.02337 60 58 2 0
4762 Donnie “ ‘I seek not to know the answers, but to understand the questions’” 1.0333 0.02337 60 58 2 0
4763 Mr. Trump? Is this Mexico's Mount Rushmore? 1.0333 0.02337 60 58 2 0
4764 Okay, I promise to take rock if you'll marry me." 1.0333 0.02337 60 58 2 0
4765 Did you say “Hudson”? 1.0333 0.02337 60 58 2 0
4766 My name's Rocky. What's yours? 1.0333 0.02337 60 58 2 0
4767 Looks like once again, I'm gonna be a step a head of you. 1.0333 0.02337 60 58 2 0
4768 Come to think of it, I do recall your mentioning something about a facelift 1.0333 0.02337 60 58 2 0
4769 Cursed are the faces that follow us. 1.0333 0.02337 60 58 2 0
4770 Kiss me and I will turn into a grateful prince. 1.0333 0.02337 60 58 2 0
4771 But you were bored as a pet rock. 1.0333 0.02337 60 58 2 0
4772 Sorry. I'm new to this whole rock climbing thing. 1.0333 0.02337 60 58 2 0
4773 Now, a question of etiquette – as I pass, do I give you the ass or the crotch? 1.0333 0.02337 60 58 2 0
4774 Get your head in the game 1.0333 0.02337 60 58 2 0
4775 Finally I know why it's called "Face climbing " ! 1.0333 0.02337 60 58 2 0
4776 Careful. This is a zero-sum activity. 1.0333 0.02337 60 58 2 0
4777 Could that be Jesus? 1.0333 0.02337 60 58 2 0
4778 It’s a case of ‘foot in mouth’. 1.0333 0.02337 60 58 2 0
4779 Don’t worry you won’t step on your toes. 1.0333 0.02337 60 58 2 0
4780 Yes, it’s just like a rock face. 1.0333 0.02337 60 58 2 0
4781 I guess you really will climb to any heights to avoid me! 1.0333 0.02337 60 58 2 0
4782 I wanted the Barbie doll wall. 1.0333 0.02337 60 58 2 0
4783 Chalk dust makes me sneeze. 1.0333 0.02337 60 58 2 0
4784 That moment when your faced with the consequences of your social climbing 1.0333 0.02337 60 58 2 0
4785 'I did say I didn't believe anyone could be head over heels in love, but.. but..' 1.0333 0.02337 60 58 2 0
4786 I'm proud to be part of the new gig economy. 1.0333 0.02337 60 58 2 0
4787 Pretend I’m your boss. Step on my face! 1.0333 0.03333 60 59 0 1
4788 Would you really step over your own father to get to the top? 1.0333 0.02337 60 58 2 0
4789 i scaled up here not to be bored 1.0333 0.02337 60 58 2 0
4790 Please be gentle. 1.0333 0.02337 60 58 2 0
4791 The advanced metrics won't let me go around. 1.0333 0.02337 60 58 2 0
4792 To some this may be rappelling, but to most people this is repelling. 1.0333 0.02337 60 58 2 0
4793 And then he said, “So...you want to be a rock star, huh?” 1.0333 0.02337 60 58 2 0
4794 Sting? Is that you? 1.0333 0.02337 60 58 2 0
4795 Know that you're leaving me with a lasting impression. 1.0333 0.02337 60 58 2 0
4796 Me too! 1.0333 0.02337 60 58 2 0
4797 The call me Mr. Jug - Hold me tight! 1.0333 0.02337 60 58 2 0
4798 Did you here? Omarosa is a dog!" 1.0333 0.02337 60 58 2 0
4799 Billy, when I said I liked Simon and Garfunkel... 1.0333 0.02337 60 58 2 0
4800 This is not the ladies' room... 1.0333 0.02337 60 58 2 0
4801 I'm a sexual abuser and need to be stepped on. 1.0333 0.02337 60 58 2 0
4802 This is exactly what I mean. It's like I'm just a stepping stone until you find something better. 1.0333 0.02337 60 58 2 0
4803 My nose. It itches. 1.0333 0.02337 60 58 2 0
4804 I've not seen you in here before, can I buy you a wall? 1.0333 0.02337 60 58 2 0
4805 You get used to it after three climbs. 1.0333 0.02337 60 58 2 0
4806 dsdsFFD 1.0333 0.02337 60 58 2 0
4807 Go ahead, I deserve it. 1.0333 0.02337 60 58 2 0
4808 I thought they said “Narnia,” not “hernia” 1.0333 0.02337 60 58 2 0
4809 Hey! That’s my stump you’re standing on! 1.0333 0.03333 60 59 0 1
4810 We can't play this game anymore, but can we still be friends?" "No, Todd, we can't. 1.0333 0.02337 60 58 2 0
4811 I hoped it would be a step up from being walked over. 1.0333 0.02337 60 58 2 0
4812 Put your foot in your own mouth, Lady! 1.0333 0.02337 60 58 2 0
4813 Hey, that sculptured face of yours finally got you on the wall of fame. 1.0333 0.02337 60 58 2 0
4814 Oh, Jules, finally I have found you! 1.0333 0.02337 60 58 2 0
4815 Please stop following me around! 1.0333 0.02337 60 58 2 0
4816 Ah uhha hava hongue. 1.0333 0.02337 60 58 2 0
4817 Watch your step. I have a terrific headache. 1.0333 0.02337 60 58 2 0
4818 Putting my foot in my mouth isn't an option. 1.0333 0.02337 60 58 2 0
4819 Yea, its me Connie, I got this climbing wall job just to be near you. Crazy, huh? 1.0333 0.03333 60 59 0 1
4820 Your face as a climbing hold helps me let go. 1.0333 0.02337 60 58 2 0
4821 Looks like Trump pic on the wall . Next step is down wall! 1.0333 0.02337 60 58 2 0
4822 I thought this would make you happy, you said you wanted me to get into your interests. 1.0328 0.02299 61 59 2 0
4823 If you think this is bad, the rest of me is in a shooting gallery! 1.0328 0.02299 61 59 2 0
4824 I’ve tried to be a good father, but you step all over me 1.0328 0.02299 61 59 2 0
4825 I said 'hold hands,' not "hand hold.' 1.0328 0.02299 61 59 2 0
4826 I took a wrong turn and wound up here somehow. 1.0328 0.02299 61 59 2 0
4827 I licked your fingers, but I'll bite your toes. 1.0328 0.02299 61 59 2 0
4828 If the boss calls you a rock star, run!" 1.0328 0.02299 61 59 2 0
4829 The guys I work with told me the climbing holds had a rich, creamy filling. 1.0328 0.02299 61 59 2 0
4830 Yeah, baby, this it it baby, the real [italics] rock face! 1.0328 0.02299 61 59 2 0
4831 The name is Cliff... Cliff Face 1.0328 0.02299 61 59 2 0
4832 Another day, another facepalm. 1.0328 0.02299 61 59 2 0
4833 Ha, I always told him to keep his head up! 1.0328 0.03279 61 60 0 1
4834 I guess it ‘s less gruesome than on a stake. 1.0328 0.02299 61 59 2 0
4835 Hmmm. The instructor did say "heads up when climbing" 1.0328 0.02299 61 59 2 0
4836 Just trying to be more supportive. 1.0328 0.02299 61 59 2 0
4837 Just be careful of the nose. Paid a lot for that nose job. 1.0328 0.02299 61 59 2 0
4838 Go ahead, put your best foot forward... 1.0328 0.02299 61 59 2 0
4839 Everyday, I try to save face. 1.0328 0.02299 61 59 2 0
4840 Has anyone seen my pinky toe? 1.0328 0.02299 61 59 2 0
4841 Don't apologize, Maggie. I am used to people walking on me. 1.0328 0.02299 61 59 2 0
4842 They forgot to take me down after someone decided to do a music video of "I'm Not Your Stepping Stone." 1.0328 0.02299 61 59 2 0
4843 No, that's OK. Just the barber and some seltzer." 1.0328 0.02299 61 59 2 0
4844 My brother always get there ahead of me! 1.0328 0.02299 61 59 2 0
4845 My ex-wife always says that I rappel women. 1.0328 0.02299 61 59 2 0
4846 What do you mean you swiped left! 1.0328 0.02299 61 59 2 0
4847 My life coach said I should look for a social climber. 1.0328 0.02299 61 59 2 0
4848 I don’t need told I’m the rock face 1.0328 0.02299 61 59 2 0
4849 Allow me to demonstrate the proper technique for avoiding future obstacles 1.0328 0.02299 61 59 2 0
4850 What, you've never heard of a mountain face? 1.0328 0.03279 61 60 0 1
4851 Why Jerry, I didn't know you hung around this place! 1.0179 0.01802 56 55 1 0
4852 Bobby Stoneface is that really you? 1.0179 0.01802 56 55 1 0
4853 i feel like we're between a rock and a hard place 1.0179 0.01802 56 55 1 0
4854 Wow, there's the guy who wanted to build the wall. I found out there's ICE on the other side and all the children have been taken away. 1.0179 0.01802 56 55 1 0
4855 Ok try to get your left foot into my mouth and push yourself up onto that guy right there 1.0179 0.01802 56 55 1 0
4856 Lean on me, when you're not strong. I'll be your friend. I'll help you caaaary on..... 1.0179 0.01802 56 55 1 0
4857 I'm sorry - I almost took you for granite. 1.0179 0.01802 56 55 1 0
4858 I always thought I'd be climbing the corporate ladder, not a part of it. 1.0179 0.01802 56 55 1 0
4859 Is that you Rushmore? 1.0179 0.01802 56 55 1 0
4860 Those boots aren't made for walkin' and I'm not your steppin' stone! 1.0179 0.01802 56 55 1 0
4861 Great, I need another foothold. 1.0179 0.01802 56 55 1 0
4862 I’m here for you. 1.0179 0.01802 56 55 1 0
4863 Sometimes I feel as if people step all over me 1.0179 0.01802 56 55 1 0
4864 The exact moment when dating breakup obsessions take on psychotic overtones. 1.0179 0.01802 56 55 1 0
4865 I WANTED TO IMPRESS YOU, BUT I LOST MY HEAD. 1.0179 0.01802 56 55 1 0
4866 Marry me, Angela! 1.0179 0.01802 56 55 1 0
4867 This is where you practice climbing a cliff face. 1.0179 0.01802 56 55 1 0
4868 Come back? 'll never underestimate you again. 1.0179 0.01802 56 55 1 0
4869 Please say sorry 2 me. 1.0179 0.01802 56 55 1 0
4870 I lost the head-stand challenge. 1.0179 0.01802 56 55 1 0
4871 I'd still like to know why you wouldn't go with me to the eighth grade dance. 1.0179 0.01802 56 55 1 0
4872 Are you the granite face I hear about? 1.0179 0.01802 56 55 1 0
4873 Think twice before doing Early Decision. 1.0179 0.01802 56 55 1 0
4874 Climbing over rock heads." Talieah Ram, Honolulu, Hawai 1.0179 0.01802 56 55 1 0
4875 The urban income gap training route is this way... 1.0179 0.01802 56 55 1 0
4876 Grandma what are you doing here? 1.0179 0.01802 56 55 1 0
4877 Don't worry, the backside of the wall is easier. 1.0179 0.01802 56 55 1 0
4878 I slipped and fell in. 1.0179 0.01802 56 55 1 0
4879 Gosh, I can’t believe I’ve already reached the north face. 1.0179 0.01802 56 55 1 0
4880 To be fair, I told you I was alergic to climbing chalk. 1.0179 0.01802 56 55 1 0
4881 If you could just stick your foot right in my mouth, I would be internally obliged. 1.0179 0.01802 56 55 1 0
4882 Pardon me. I hate to step on people to get ahead! 1.0179 0.01802 56 55 1 0
4883 Heads I win, tails you lose... 1.0179 0.01802 56 55 1 0
4884 "I should have tried harder not to get so hung up on the sport." 1.0179 0.01802 56 55 1 0
4885 Be careful with my hair. I just got plugs. 1.0179 0.01802 56 55 1 0
4886 I am headstrong, and I'm sorry 1.0179 0.01802 56 55 1 0
4887 I'm just another step on your way to the top, aren't I? 1.0179 0.01802 56 55 1 0
4888 I hope this wall erodes faster than the Great Wall of China. 1.0179 0.01802 56 55 1 0
4889 The ad online read '$15/hour to stand as still as a rock' it said nothing about the face grabbing 1.0179 0.01802 56 55 1 0
4890 I see someone’s coming up in the world. 1.0179 0.01802 56 55 1 0
4891 They say bouldering is a cry for help. 1.0179 0.01802 56 55 1 0
4892 It was this or being reincarnated as a fly. 1.0179 0.01802 56 55 1 0
4893 Please don't be tempted by the nostrils 1.0179 0.01802 56 55 1 0
4894 I don't care if you're using me just to get ahead. 1.0179 0.01802 56 55 1 0
4895 OH YEAH! Now kick it hard. 1.0179 0.01802 56 55 1 0
4896 I knew I shouldn't have stuck my head in that gloryhole 1.0179 0.01802 56 55 1 0
4897 We can't keep meeting like this, I'm afraid of heights. 1.0179 0.01802 56 55 1 0
4898 I hope you'll remember us at the lower rungs when you reach the top. 1.0179 0.01802 56 55 1 0
4899 The escape room still has a few kinks. 1.0179 0.01802 56 55 1 0
4900 Introducing Facelook Live - an entirely new way to stalk your ex. 1.0179 0.01802 56 55 1 0
4901 I told you I’d be a rock star someday, baby. 1.0179 0.01802 56 55 1 0
4902 What's so surprising? Haven't I always told you that I would be here to give you a head start with anything you wanted to try? 1.0179 0.01802 56 55 1 0
4903 You can step all over me, whatever you want, just please come back. 1.0179 0.01802 56 55 1 0
4904 Betty, I didn't mean to take Ralph away from you! I'll give him back. 1.0179 0.01802 56 55 1 0
4905 Because now I get paid for letting people step all over me... 1.0179 0.01802 56 55 1 0
4906 So, this is just 'Social'? 1.0179 0.01802 56 55 1 0
4907 Catcalling has reached new low... err... high... 1.0179 0.01802 56 55 1 0
4908 I had ambitions of being 1.0179 0.01802 56 55 1 0
4909 I'm afraid of Heights. 1.0179 0.01802 56 55 1 0
4910 Be my guest. But you should know that's a glass ceiling. 1.0179 0.01802 56 55 1 0
4911 I'm your personal sherpa on this cruise. 1.0179 0.01802 56 55 1 0
4912 Just another brick in the wall! 1.0179 0.01802 56 55 1 0
4913 Do yourself a favor, don't ask them to add more rocks. 1.0179 0.01802 56 55 1 0
4914 No, go ahead. Zeus says I deserve it. 1.0179 0.01802 56 55 1 0
4915 Remember, you'll meet me on the way down. 1.0179 0.01802 56 55 1 0
4916 After the yellow brick road, this was my next goal 1.0179 0.01802 56 55 1 0
4917 I feel like you just see me as a stepping stone 1.0179 0.01802 56 55 1 0
4918 You gotta climb to get a head. 1.0179 0.01802 56 55 1 0
4919 I thought I might Find you here. 1.0179 0.01802 56 55 1 0
4920 Is this the pie-throwing contest? 1.0179 0.01802 56 55 1 0
4921 Heads up below! 1.0179 0.01802 56 55 1 0
4922 I'm one of the little people you step on during your climb to the top. 1.0179 0.01802 56 55 1 0
4923 I know your just using me to get to the top. 1.0179 0.01802 56 55 1 0
4924 Don't be a blockhead, stay in college. 1.0179 0.01802 56 55 1 0
4925 Gig life is crushing. 1.0179 0.01802 56 55 1 0
4926 Please, anywhere but the face! 1.0179 0.01802 56 55 1 0
4927 ...but are the children provided for if you're out of the picture? 1.0179 0.01802 56 55 1 0
4928 I could've been somebody... 1.0179 0.01802 56 55 1 0
4929 The new PG-rated Saw is really watered down. 1.0179 0.01802 56 55 1 0
4930 It's tough, face it! 1.0179 0.01802 56 55 1 0
4931 would you mind chalking my forehead? 1.0179 0.01802 56 55 1 0
4932 You don't HAVE to step on me to get to the top... 1.0179 0.01802 56 55 1 0
4933 Why did I ever cut that Rope 1.0179 0.01802 56 55 1 0
4934 Go ahead, step on me like everyone else has.. 1.0179 0.01802 56 55 1 0
4935 Social climber 1.0179 0.01802 56 55 1 0
4936 At least I get a little exercise here, my last job was as a door knocker at 10 Downing Street! 1.0175 0.01770 57 56 1 0
4937 OMG, where do I put my foot? 1.0175 0.01770 57 56 1 0
4938 It's a head cold, gimme a week and I'll be fine, you may want to wash your hand though, I thought it was a booger but it's snot ! 1.0175 0.01770 57 56 1 0
4939 I always knew you'd step on me on your way up. 1.0175 0.01770 57 56 1 0
4940 Roger, you were always my rock 1.0175 0.01770 57 56 1 0
4941 I just was too old for bouldering so this was my best alternative. 1.0175 0.01770 57 56 1 0
4942 Rats! Opportunity missed! I could have worn my cleats. 1.0175 0.01770 57 56 1 0
4943 I promise you, Anna, this time I'm not going to bolt. 1.0175 0.01770 57 56 1 0
4944 If it weren't for my foot-in-mouth tendency, I'd have had a raise years ago. 1.0175 0.01770 57 56 1 0
4945 It’s not so bad, my sister’s face launched a thousand ships. 1.0175 0.01770 57 56 1 0
4946 I was in the middle of making a DIY bouldering facility when this happened. 1.0175 0.01770 57 56 1 0
4947 Welcome. I bet you didn't know this is what they meant by 'sharing a cube.' 1.0175 0.01770 57 56 1 0
4948 #youtoo? 1.0175 0.01770 57 56 1 0
4949 Let’s not get ahead of ourselves. 1.0175 0.01770 57 56 1 0
4950 Whatever you don't sneeze! 1.0175 0.01770 57 56 1 0
4951 Mon, this is ridiculous! 1.0175 0.01770 57 56 1 0
4952 I've heard of sticking my own foot in my mouth -- but who knew talking politics would have gotten me this!?! 1.0175 0.01770 57 56 1 0
4953 Relax, how else will I practice climbing the north face? 1.0175 0.01770 57 56 1 0
4954 Go ahead, step on me. All the other girls do. 1.0175 0.01770 57 56 1 0
4955 Will you Marry me! and don't step on my hea 1.0175 0.01770 57 56 1 0
4956 Step softly, I am working my way to the top just like you 1.0175 0.01770 57 56 1 0
4957 No one seems to appreciate my rock-hard body 1.0175 0.01770 57 56 1 0
4958 I knew I shouldn’t have taken advice from Dwayne. 1.0175 0.01770 57 56 1 0
4959 Oh, how I love you to step on me - always, marry me. 1.0175 0.01770 57 56 1 0
4960 Your passport, please. 1.0000 0.01600 63 63 0 0
4961 You have no idea how much chalk I've accidentally snorted. 1.0000 0.01198 84 84 0 0
4962 Ah, the mountain face, indoors? 1.0000 0.01198 84 84 0 0
4963 If you can’t climb with the big dogs stay off the wall. 1.0000 0.01198 84 84 0 0
4964 I'm afraid this isn't going to help your ego. 1.0000 0.01198 84 84 0 0
4965 Go ahead. It's my job. 1.0000 0.01143 88 88 0 0
4966 I thought I was signing up for the dunk tank. 1.0000 0.01156 87 87 0 0
4967 Debbie was told she’d meet “The Rock” but this was clearly a different Dwayne Johnson. 1.0000 0.01058 95 95 0 0
4968 Come on, Debbie. Just one date? 1.0000 0.01070 94 94 0 0
4969 I'm begging you! You're my rock! Don't leave me! 1.0000 0.01482 68 68 0 0
4970 Go ahead. Step on me. I'm used to it. 1.0000 0.00873 115 115 0 0
4971 Just then Cindy remembered the club's warning: using an ex's face for holds is considered cheating. 1.0000 0.00922 109 109 0 0
4972 Don't mind me, just try to avoid poking the eyes. 1.0000 0.00976 103 103 0 0
4973 This may sound judgy but...are those Keds? Keds are NOT the best shoe for this. Now Converse? They're really good for climbing. But again, whatever you feel most comfortable in. REI makes a nice show as well... 1.0000 0.00976 103 103 0 0
4974 Since my demotion, my job has been on the rocks. 1.0000 0.00966 104 104 0 0
4975 I accidentally joined The Walling Stones. 1.0000 0.01005 100 100 0 0
4976 Watch the hair. My stylist applied gel. 1.0000 0.01005 100 100 0 0
4977 You’re tired of being stepped on?That’s fine because I’m not hanging around. 1.0000 0.01198 84 84 0 0
4978 Turns out I'm allergic to chalk. 1.0000 0.01170 86 86 0 0
4979 Tommy's internship was full of life lessons. 1.0000 0.01212 83 83 0 0
4980 Hi, my name's Dave. And I'm a foot fetishist. 1.0000 0.01117 90 90 0 0
4981 Excuse me, my eyes are also up here!! 1.0000 0.01361 74 74 0 0
4982 So this is the price you paid for stepping on people!” 1.0000 0.01361 74 74 0 0
4983 Don't step on me. I just got a haircut. 1.0000 0.01418 71 71 0 0
4984 In my past life I loved it that I was really really a cat person. 1.0000 0.01504 67 67 0 0
4985 May as well try me. They'll never let you climb Rushmore. 1.0000 0.01504 67 67 0 0