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Name | Value |
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Submission deadline | 2018-09-02T21:17:00.000Z |
Voting started | - |
Voting ended | 2018-09-16T22:28:00.000Z |
Finalists announced | 2018-09-10T21:18:00.000Z |
Magazine(s) announcing finalists issued | September 17, 2018 |
Number of captions | 4986 |
Number of responses | 865017 |
Number of participants | - |
In this table, the "mean" means the empirically measured average funniness score when the "unfunny", "somewhat funny" and "funny" receive a funniness score of 1, 2, 3 respectively. "Precison" is the standard error of the mean, the standard deviation of the mean estimate. With that, a caption with an empirical mean μ and precision σ has true mean in the range [μ - 2σ, μ + 2σ] with 95% probability by the 68-95-99.7 rule assuming the responses are indepedent and identically distributed.
Rank | Caption | Mean | Precision | Total votes | "Unfunny" votes | "Somewhat funny" votes | "Funny" votes |
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0 | In retrospect, I should have been more specific when I told the genie I wanted to be in a rock group and have women climbing all over me. | 2.0123 | 0.00690 | 14525 | 4940 | 4467 | 5118 |
1 | My therapist said I should try to be a little boulder. | 1.8546 | 0.01412 | 2916 | 1090 | 1160 | 666 |
2 | What makes this worse is that there is a racket ball court on the other side | 1.8530 | 0.00758 | 11511 | 4779 | 3645 | 3087 |
3 | No matter what I say I end up with a foot in my mouth. | 1.8311 | 0.00991 | 5677 | 2144 | 2348 | 1185 |
4 | Be sure to tell your friends you climbed the face of Everett. | 1.8124 | 0.00793 | 9434 | 3851 | 3502 | 2081 |
5 | Go ahead. Use me to get to the top. | 1.7907 | 0.01296 | 3307 | 1337 | 1325 | 645 |
6 | ...and then for my third wish I said, 'I want women climbing all over me!' | 1.7836 | 0.00875 | 7325 | 3018 | 2874 | 1433 |
7 | I'm lucky! Most geologists don't find a job in their field right out of college. | 1.7592 | 0.01000 | 5888 | 2612 | 2082 | 1194 |
8 | It's not a career. It's just a stepping stone. | 1.7564 | 0.01061 | 4935 | 2118 | 1901 | 916 |
9 | I was desperate. It was this, or White House press secretary. | 1.7561 | 0.01014 | 6387 | 3067 | 1811 | 1509 |
10 | For the record, I was opposed to the wall. | 1.7520 | 0.00935 | 7047 | 3262 | 2271 | 1514 |
11 | So it’s more than a flesh wound, but I’m still a head. | 1.7449 | 0.00737 | 13309 | 6940 | 2824 | 3545 |
12 | It's not so bad, my brother's a speed bump. | 1.7267 | 0.01076 | 4983 | 2305 | 1735 | 943 |
13 | Sorry I’ve been so hard to get a hold of | 1.7199 | 0.01003 | 5526 | 2527 | 2020 | 979 |
14 | I wouldn't. It's a toupee. | 1.7128 | 0.01121 | 4516 | 2116 | 1581 | 819 |
15 | You'd be even more surprised if you were climbing in the room behind me. | 1.7120 | 0.01749 | 1875 | 885 | 645 | 345 |
16 | They said they needed someone to fill an opening ..... | 1.7081 | 0.01123 | 4268 | 1954 | 1606 | 708 |
17 | The ad said "meet challenging women in a relaxed environment..." | 1.6938 | 0.02121 | 1202 | 565 | 440 | 197 |
18 | Is it just me or does anyone else dread these corporate team building activities? | 1.6689 | 0.01200 | 3920 | 1970 | 1278 | 672 |
19 | Remember, be nice to the people you pass on the way up, we'll be here on your way down. | 1.6647 | 0.01072 | 4306 | 2029 | 1692 | 585 |
20 | We can't all make Mt. Rushmore. | 1.6523 | 0.01231 | 3520 | 1764 | 1216 | 540 |
21 | Cliff? | 1.6493 | 0.01127 | 4753 | 2559 | 1302 | 892 |
22 | You might get past me, but good luck with the glass ceiling. | 1.6440 | 0.01283 | 3497 | 1851 | 1040 | 606 |
23 | The headhunter promised the position was a mid-level stepping stone. | 1.6422 | 0.00957 | 5685 | 2862 | 1995 | 828 |
24 | In order to master the wall, you must become the wall. | 1.6358 | 0.01700 | 1892 | 987 | 607 | 298 |
25 | I tried to cancel my gym membership. | 1.6348 | 0.01387 | 2993 | 1608 | 870 | 515 |
26 | Please scratch my nose | 1.6260 | 0.01226 | 3652 | 1941 | 1136 | 575 |
27 | So yeah, I guess you could say I'm between a rock and a hard place right now. | 1.6235 | 0.01454 | 2438 | 1260 | 836 | 342 |
28 | Would you be willing to answer a few questions about your customer experience? | 1.6214 | 0.01129 | 4263 | 2270 | 1337 | 656 |
29 | Please tell the manager I've had an accident on the trapeze in the next room. | 1.6128 | 0.01239 | 3771 | 2103 | 1025 | 643 |
30 | I'm being supportive. Isn't that what you want? | 1.6126 | 0.01910 | 1376 | 715 | 479 | 182 |
31 | Whatsamatter, never climb a rock face before? | 1.6081 | 0.01188 | 3743 | 2010 | 1190 | 543 |
32 | When they said I'd be the new head of the company, I probably should have asked a few questions. | 1.6018 | 0.01786 | 1547 | 812 | 539 | 196 |
33 | That is not a rock your foot is on. | 1.5901 | 0.01301 | 3323 | 1894 | 897 | 532 |
34 | Stay in school. | 1.5763 | 0.01371 | 2797 | 1579 | 824 | 394 |
35 | The ad read 'Support Staff.' Go figure | 1.5746 | 0.01454 | 2205 | 1182 | 779 | 244 |
36 | I have a degree from Trump University | 1.5722 | 0.01580 | 2370 | 1425 | 534 | 411 |
37 | It's still better than trying to meet people online. | 1.5699 | 0.01122 | 3799 | 2076 | 1281 | 442 |
38 | I'm more of a social climber. | 1.5574 | 0.01309 | 2892 | 1640 | 892 | 360 |
39 | I used to be a doormat, now I'm a stepping stone. | 1.5440 | 0.01243 | 3020 | 1707 | 983 | 330 |
40 | You look familiar. Six narrow, right? | 1.5415 | 0.01083 | 4604 | 2783 | 1149 | 672 |
41 | Psst, some advice... don't try to cancel your membership early. | 1.5345 | 0.01201 | 3362 | 1962 | 1003 | 397 |
42 | You won’t believe the rent I’m paying for this hole in the wall | 1.5331 | 0.01443 | 2414 | 1433 | 675 | 306 |
43 | The head hunters got me | 1.5294 | 0.03451 | 442 | 269 | 112 | 61 |
44 | They said I was dumb as a rock, so I interviewed for the job and walah! | 1.5148 | 0.01391 | 2461 | 1472 | 711 | 278 |
45 | Really Howard, you've taken stalking to a new level. | 1.5137 | 0.01435 | 2408 | 1467 | 645 | 296 |
46 | Am I stoned? Or am I high? | 1.5079 | 0.02472 | 762 | 457 | 223 | 82 |
47 | I've been taken for granite all my life. | 1.5059 | 0.02013 | 1265 | 791 | 308 | 166 |
48 | Could you scratch my nose first? | 1.5024 | 0.01214 | 3167 | 1919 | 905 | 343 |
49 | Well, yes, one of us is probably hallucinating. | 1.5018 | 0.01533 | 1953 | 1177 | 572 | 204 |
50 | A geology degree doesn't get you much these days. | 1.4997 | 0.01682 | 1531 | 906 | 485 | 140 |
51 | Cliff. What's yours? | 1.4896 | 0.01380 | 2455 | 1520 | 668 | 267 |
52 | Most people find me rappelling. | 1.4877 | 0.01492 | 2149 | 1346 | 558 | 245 |
53 | i should have said something... i just wish i'd been a little boulder | 1.4843 | 0.01410 | 2352 | 1469 | 627 | 256 |
54 | I know, but at least I get dental. | 1.4788 | 0.01971 | 1111 | 680 | 330 | 101 |
55 | Dad- I can handle this! | 1.4787 | 0.01681 | 1692 | 1075 | 424 | 193 |
56 | I worked in the White House before this. I’m used to getting stepped on. | 1.4781 | 0.02083 | 1029 | 638 | 290 | 101 |
57 | When they said I'd be the face of the company, this isn't what I had in mind. | 1.4765 | 0.01488 | 1975 | 1219 | 571 | 185 |
58 | It’s required training for all White House staffers now. | 1.4734 | 0.01583 | 1933 | 1245 | 461 | 227 |
59 | Underarm deodorant, just saying. | 1.4719 | 0.01611 | 1710 | 1069 | 475 | 166 |
60 | Worst unpaid internship EVER! | 1.4708 | 0.03042 | 514 | 330 | 126 | 58 |
61 | It's not great, but it's a step up from my last job. | 1.4666 | 0.02219 | 793 | 479 | 258 | 56 |
62 | Looks like you're between a rock and a hard face | 1.4664 | 0.01673 | 1724 | 1121 | 402 | 201 |
63 | Go ahead, everybody else does. | 1.4659 | 0.01573 | 1730 | 1079 | 496 | 155 |
64 | If you owe these people, pay them, no matter what. | 1.4625 | 0.01681 | 1598 | 1021 | 415 | 162 |
65 | Dad, go home. I’m o.k. | 1.4615 | 0.01807 | 1456 | 949 | 342 | 165 |
66 | Just when I started to think my life couldn't get any more rocky, I hit a wall. | 1.4563 | 0.03119 | 458 | 294 | 119 | 45 |
67 | Would you mind giving me a hand? I'm kind of stuck between a rock and a hard place. | 1.4547 | 0.01756 | 1456 | 940 | 370 | 146 |
68 | I'll warn you, it's a toupee. | 1.4532 | 0.01770 | 1399 | 898 | 368 | 133 |
69 | I shouda known, when I applied for a job at The North Face. | 1.4476 | 0.01808 | 1316 | 847 | 349 | 120 |
70 | The last thing I remember is wearing a "Build the Wall!" t-shirt to the gym... | 1.4475 | 0.01900 | 1314 | 875 | 290 | 149 |
71 | Will you remember me when you get to the top? | 1.4472 | 0.01802 | 1308 | 839 | 353 | 116 |
72 | You don't want to know what the climbers on the other side are doing to me. | 1.4472 | 0.01893 | 1306 | 866 | 296 | 144 |
73 | It hurts when people say I'm not supportive enough. | 1.4462 | 0.01827 | 1293 | 835 | 339 | 119 |
74 | It's OK, Carolyn. Sometimes you have to step on your friends to get to the top. | 1.4443 | 0.01749 | 1256 | 784 | 386 | 86 |
75 | My counselor tried to warn me about double majoring in geology and performance art | 1.4418 | 0.02313 | 799 | 518 | 209 | 72 |
76 | Actually, this is a step up. My last job was as a speed bump, before that I was White House Press Secretary. | 1.4417 | 0.01955 | 1209 | 805 | 274 | 130 |
77 | Some jerk wondered what would happen ‘if these walls could talk’ | 1.4411 | 0.03389 | 399 | 265 | 92 | 42 |
78 | I thought I’d be on a movie set when I answered the want ad for a grip. | 1.4403 | 0.02415 | 695 | 444 | 196 | 55 |
79 | Be thankful you can't see what's happening to me on the other side. | 1.4400 | 0.02040 | 966 | 616 | 275 | 75 |
80 | You still can't get over me, can you? | 1.4372 | 0.02005 | 1107 | 733 | 264 | 110 |
81 | Will you even remember me when you get to the top? | 1.4365 | 0.01930 | 1118 | 725 | 298 | 95 |
82 | Excuse me mam, do you have a moment to talk about our lord and savior? | 1.4361 | 0.02302 | 915 | 625 | 181 | 109 |
83 | Beware of the people you step on in your climb to the top. | 1.4352 | 0.01943 | 1103 | 717 | 292 | 94 |
84 | It’s not my ideal job. More of a stepping stone. | 1.4321 | 0.01962 | 1060 | 688 | 286 | 86 |
85 | This is what I get for having a foot fetish. | 1.4276 | 0.02206 | 1001 | 694 | 186 | 121 |
86 | Worst...summer...job...ever. | 1.4247 | 0.02133 | 963 | 647 | 223 | 93 |
87 | Are you high or am I stoned? | 1.4226 | 0.02154 | 930 | 624 | 219 | 87 |
88 | My psychiatrist said this would cure my foot fetish." | 1.4226 | 0.03334 | 381 | 254 | 93 | 34 |
89 | I'm Stoned | 1.4223 | 0.02269 | 933 | 649 | 174 | 110 |
90 | Don't ever ask about canceling your membership! | 1.4209 | 0.02137 | 917 | 611 | 226 | 80 |
91 | I appreciate you asking, but there's really no nice way of doing it. | 1.4199 | 0.02134 | 905 | 601 | 228 | 76 |
92 | It's OK, this is actually the best part of my job. The worst part is what's happening on the other side of the wall. | 1.4195 | 0.02111 | 901 | 594 | 236 | 71 |
93 | They said my job would be helping young people get a leg up. | 1.4184 | 0.02095 | 889 | 582 | 242 | 65 |
94 | When he said he was a headhunter from REI, I thought he meant figuratively. | 1.4177 | 0.02223 | 857 | 576 | 204 | 77 |
95 | Yeah, just climb right over me. Everyone else does. | 1.4164 | 0.02291 | 730 | 477 | 202 | 51 |
96 | Whatever they say, don't agree to be on the donor wall. | 1.4144 | 0.02228 | 847 | 571 | 201 | 75 |
97 | Well, it’s better than my job at the whack-a-mole booth. | 1.4142 | 0.02187 | 845 | 563 | 214 | 68 |
98 | Have you ever felt that people just use you to get ahead? | 1.4109 | 0.02214 | 808 | 538 | 208 | 62 |
99 | Do I rappel you that much? | 1.4102 | 0.02301 | 802 | 546 | 183 | 73 |
100 | I could really use a hand. | 1.4100 | 0.02291 | 800 | 543 | 186 | 71 |
101 | This is my weekend job. I’m a garden gnome Monday through Friday. | 1.4088 | 0.02459 | 702 | 479 | 159 | 64 |
102 | My therapist told me to be a little boulder. | 1.4077 | 0.02299 | 775 | 524 | 186 | 65 |
103 | This is not what I meant when I told you to get a grip. | 1.4067 | 0.02193 | 772 | 508 | 214 | 50 |
104 | It was a Groupon. | 1.4020 | 0.02434 | 714 | 492 | 157 | 65 |
105 | I had a birthday party here a week ago. That's the last thing I remember. | 1.4014 | 0.02407 | 715 | 490 | 163 | 62 |
106 | Shhh. Witness protection program | 1.3997 | 0.02373 | 708 | 481 | 171 | 56 |
107 | Karma’s a bitch: one second I was chanting ‘build that wall’, and the next I was here. | 1.3988 | 0.02986 | 499 | 351 | 97 | 51 |
108 | Thank God; the last guy wore cleats. | 1.3983 | 0.02338 | 693 | 465 | 180 | 48 |
109 | Well, the pay's not great. But my coworkers are solid. | 1.3979 | 0.02339 | 656 | 434 | 183 | 39 |
110 | When I said I’d support the wall, I really didn’t understand what I was getting into. | 1.3962 | 0.02415 | 679 | 463 | 163 | 53 |
111 | Just once, I'd like someone to hold me and not let go. | 1.3956 | 0.02394 | 680 | 462 | 167 | 51 |
112 | It's really OK to take me for granite. | 1.3946 | 0.02466 | 669 | 461 | 152 | 56 |
113 | It was the best I could do with a liberal arts degree. | 1.3907 | 0.02471 | 645 | 443 | 152 | 50 |
114 | We always keep one step a head. | 1.3906 | 0.02618 | 640 | 454 | 122 | 64 |
115 | Face it. You'll never get over me. | 1.3895 | 0.02442 | 629 | 427 | 159 | 43 |
116 | I'm a CIA undercover, ma'am | 1.3867 | 0.02713 | 618 | 446 | 105 | 67 |
117 | My advice--read *all* those drug side-effect warnings. | 1.3859 | 0.02526 | 609 | 420 | 143 | 46 |
118 | Be nice. You'll meet me again on your way down. | 1.3859 | 0.02361 | 609 | 405 | 173 | 31 |
119 | Open mouth; insert foot. | 1.3854 | 0.02611 | 602 | 422 | 128 | 52 |
120 | I detest being stepped on but love being held onto for dear life. | 1.3842 | 0.02541 | 596 | 411 | 141 | 44 |
121 | Yeah, I'm stoned. | 1.3831 | 0.02614 | 590 | 413 | 128 | 49 |
122 | This is not what I meant when I said that I wanted to be supportive! | 1.3823 | 0.02512 | 586 | 401 | 146 | 39 |
123 | I'm a metaphor. | 1.3817 | 0.02568 | 579 | 400 | 137 | 42 |
124 | Don't worry - a rock feels no pain and an island never cries. | 1.3792 | 0.02627 | 567 | 396 | 127 | 44 |
125 | I know I told you I'd be your rock, but this is ridiculous. | 1.3789 | 0.02593 | 570 | 396 | 132 | 42 |
126 | No one thinks I'm worth hanging on to. | 1.3789 | 0.02629 | 570 | 399 | 126 | 45 |
127 | I just feel stuck. | 1.3786 | 0.02588 | 560 | 387 | 134 | 39 |
128 | I'm your moral dilemma. | 1.3781 | 0.02570 | 558 | 384 | 137 | 37 |
129 | It gets worse. On the other side of this wall some kids are playing Pin The Tail On The Donkey. | 1.3770 | 0.02848 | 512 | 365 | 101 | 46 |
130 | While you’re here, can I tell you about our timeshare opportunities? | 1.3761 | 0.02671 | 553 | 389 | 120 | 44 |
131 | My shrink says I've got to stop letting people step all over me! | 1.3761 | 0.02659 | 553 | 388 | 122 | 43 |
132 | Surprise! Honey, will you marry me? | 1.3759 | 0.02574 | 548 | 377 | 136 | 35 |
133 | It’s part of my MeToo atonement plan | 1.3759 | 0.02625 | 548 | 381 | 128 | 39 |
134 | Go ahead, step on me. It won't be the first time. | 1.3738 | 0.02614 | 535 | 370 | 130 | 35 |
135 | It's still better than my old Whitehouse gig. | 1.3738 | 0.02808 | 535 | 385 | 100 | 50 |
136 | It was either this or move back in with my parents. | 1.3719 | 0.02626 | 527 | 365 | 128 | 34 |
137 | LIMERICK: A shy little handhold named Bauer...Sometimes came across rather sour...Though covered in chalk...He really wanted to talk...But alas, he was just a wallflower. | 1.3712 | 0.02851 | 520 | 376 | 95 | 49 |
138 | The wall of shame policy of this gym is quite strict. | 1.3707 | 0.02655 | 518 | 360 | 124 | 34 |
139 | All I did was tell him that his plan to build a WALL was an incredibly stupid idea. | 1.3686 | 0.02916 | 510 | 373 | 86 | 51 |
140 | It was the only job I could get after leaving the White House. | 1.3683 | 0.02729 | 505 | 355 | 114 | 36 |
141 | I'm sick and tired of being taken for granite. | 1.3683 | 0.02896 | 505 | 367 | 90 | 48 |
142 | Could I be so bold as to suggest an alternative route? | 1.3662 | 0.02786 | 497 | 353 | 106 | 38 |
143 | Do I rappel you? | 1.3662 | 0.02829 | 497 | 356 | 100 | 41 |
144 | Tell Vinnie I'll have the money by Friday. | 1.3658 | 0.02917 | 462 | 330 | 95 | 37 |
145 | My last climber said I wasn’t supportive enough. | 1.3653 | 0.02707 | 490 | 342 | 117 | 31 |
146 | Lisa rethinks her climbing aspirations as she finds herself caught between a rock and a hard face. | 1.3640 | 0.02889 | 489 | 354 | 92 | 43 |
147 | You can climb all you want. I still make 17% more than you do. | 1.3627 | 0.02879 | 477 | 343 | 95 | 39 |
148 | Sid, ya GOTTA stop stalking me.... | 1.3597 | 0.02888 | 467 | 336 | 94 | 37 |
149 | And my third wish was that women would climb all over me. | 1.3597 | 0.02742 | 467 | 327 | 112 | 28 |
150 | I’m a stopping stone. | 1.3596 | 0.02953 | 470 | 343 | 85 | 42 |
151 | I told you I was a rockstar, but I never mentioned music. | 1.3587 | 0.02785 | 460 | 324 | 107 | 29 |
152 | They call me North Face. | 1.3587 | 0.02836 | 460 | 327 | 101 | 32 |
153 | Please, don't take me for granite. | 1.3581 | 0.02991 | 458 | 335 | 82 | 41 |
154 | Have you heard the word of our lord and savior Jesus Christ? | 1.3581 | 0.02910 | 458 | 330 | 92 | 36 |
155 | ...but the schedule’s flexible so I can still go out on auditions. | 1.3562 | 0.02763 | 452 | 317 | 109 | 26 |
156 | I just want to give you the support you deserve. | 1.3544 | 0.02853 | 443 | 315 | 99 | 29 |
157 | Lady, this is the MOMA, not an amusement park. | 1.3539 | 0.02982 | 438 | 318 | 85 | 35 |
158 | I didn't know what they meant by "job as a rock star." | 1.3534 | 0.03146 | 348 | 245 | 83 | 20 |
159 | Would you do me a favor and scratch my nose? | 1.3525 | 0.02797 | 434 | 305 | 105 | 24 |
160 | I really can't complain, the job was advertised as a stepping stone position | 1.3525 | 0.02720 | 434 | 301 | 113 | 20 |
161 | They said that I’m dumb as a rock, not that I AM a rock. Don’t they know the difference between simile and metaphor? | 1.3517 | 0.03195 | 344 | 244 | 79 | 21 |
162 | My mother thinks you're just a social climber. | 1.3505 | 0.02840 | 428 | 303 | 100 | 25 |
163 | Hi, I'm the north face. | 1.3503 | 0.02884 | 431 | 308 | 95 | 28 |
164 | I can't shake the feeling that people are only using me to get themselves to the top. | 1.3492 | 0.02831 | 421 | 297 | 101 | 23 |
165 | For the love of god, scratch my nose. | 1.3478 | 0.03000 | 414 | 300 | 84 | 30 |
166 | You're not supposed to be wearing cleats. | 1.3463 | 0.02999 | 410 | 297 | 84 | 29 |
167 | No, YOU need to get a grip! | 1.3456 | 0.02865 | 408 | 289 | 97 | 22 |
168 | One of the rocks called in sick. | 1.3441 | 0.03002 | 401 | 290 | 84 | 27 |
169 | Careful. I used hair gel this morning. | 1.3441 | 0.02939 | 401 | 287 | 90 | 24 |
170 | '"I know this is off the wall, but..." | 1.3441 | 0.02986 | 404 | 292 | 85 | 27 |
171 | Hey, it's better than my job in the White House... | 1.3441 | 0.03107 | 404 | 298 | 73 | 33 |
172 | If you could just scratch my nose on your way up... | 1.3441 | 0.02903 | 404 | 288 | 93 | 23 |
173 | Women tend to walk all over me. | 1.3441 | 0.02986 | 404 | 292 | 85 | 27 |
174 | I hate to ask, but would you mind going around? | 1.3434 | 0.02926 | 399 | 285 | 91 | 23 |
175 | You know how you fantasize about something for a long time and then when it happens, it's not that great? | 1.3434 | 0.03052 | 399 | 291 | 79 | 29 |
176 | Yes, you've been super supportive, but I'm moving on. | 1.3434 | 0.02947 | 399 | 286 | 89 | 24 |
177 | If you think this is weird, you should go next door. | 1.3418 | 0.03051 | 395 | 288 | 79 | 28 |
178 | I'm just here for support. | 1.3417 | 0.02972 | 398 | 287 | 86 | 25 |
179 | A liberal arts degree. Why? | 1.3416 | 0.02920 | 404 | 290 | 90 | 24 |
180 | Something far worse is happening behind the wall. | 1.3410 | 0.02968 | 390 | 280 | 87 | 23 |
181 | My wife said to use my head and find a job. | 1.3410 | 0.03098 | 390 | 286 | 75 | 29 |
182 | My father was a rolling stone. | 1.3410 | 0.03077 | 390 | 285 | 77 | 28 |
183 | Oh this isn't so bad compared to the cornhole game on the other side. | 1.3410 | 0.03224 | 390 | 292 | 63 | 35 |
184 | Lots have noticed, but you're the first to care. | 1.3402 | 0.02977 | 388 | 279 | 86 | 23 |
185 | Hi. We do Employee of the Month differently here. | 1.3385 | 0.03025 | 387 | 281 | 81 | 25 |
186 | I told you I'd be with you every step of the way. | 1.3385 | 0.02935 | 387 | 277 | 89 | 21 |
187 | Go ahead -- you know you want to. | 1.3385 | 0.03090 | 387 | 284 | 75 | 28 |
188 | The judge had a broad definition of "community service" | 1.3377 | 0.02975 | 379 | 272 | 86 | 21 |
189 | Let he who is without an in be cast as the first stone. | 1.3360 | 0.03269 | 378 | 285 | 59 | 34 |
190 | Good job! You made it to the first metaphor. | 1.3360 | 0.03001 | 378 | 273 | 83 | 22 |
191 | Hey, it was totally not mentioned in the restraining order. | 1.3351 | 0.03019 | 370 | 267 | 82 | 21 |
192 | Your shoe's untied. | 1.3351 | 0.03237 | 376 | 282 | 62 | 32 |
193 | Be careful. It's a toupee. | 1.3351 | 0.03080 | 376 | 275 | 76 | 25 |
194 | My therapist thinks I need to stick my neck out more. | 1.3342 | 0.03004 | 368 | 265 | 83 | 20 |
195 | Yelp said it was a great hole in the wall spot. | 1.3342 | 0.03077 | 368 | 268 | 77 | 23 |
196 | Yeah... You don’t look like your Tinder photos either... | 1.3342 | 0.03077 | 368 | 268 | 77 | 23 |
197 | Next thing I knew I was high and stoned! | 1.3333 | 0.03087 | 366 | 267 | 76 | 23 |
198 | That’s not exactly a rock you just stepped on! | 1.3333 | 0.03336 | 327 | 241 | 63 | 23 |
199 | English major,...you? | 1.3333 | 0.03098 | 360 | 262 | 76 | 22 |
200 | Here’s a life tip: never tell a genie you wish you were a rock star. | 1.3324 | 0.03090 | 361 | 263 | 76 | 22 |
201 | And that's why it's important to carefully consider how you phrase your wish. | 1.3315 | 0.03101 | 359 | 262 | 75 | 22 |
202 | Go ahead - step all over me like ever other woman I've known. | 1.3315 | 0.02811 | 359 | 251 | 97 | 11 |
203 | Go ahead... my wife does it all the time. | 1.3315 | 0.03075 | 359 | 261 | 77 | 21 |
204 | Wait till you climb the other side. | 1.3315 | 0.03199 | 359 | 266 | 67 | 26 |
205 | Really, Janet, I’m NOT stalking you! | 1.3305 | 0.03136 | 357 | 262 | 72 | 23 |
206 | Go ahead, walk all over me. Everyone else does. | 1.3305 | 0.03060 | 357 | 259 | 78 | 20 |
207 | Hoffa? | 1.3296 | 0.03346 | 358 | 272 | 54 | 32 |
208 | My therapist says I’m a combination of a social climber and wallflower. | 1.3296 | 0.03129 | 358 | 263 | 72 | 23 |
209 | Yes, you are standing on what you think you are standing on. | 1.3296 | 0.03178 | 358 | 265 | 68 | 25 |
210 | You know, when I said that I wanted my face on a rock wall, I was thinking more Mt Rushmore.” | 1.3296 | 0.03018 | 355 | 256 | 81 | 18 |
211 | I lost a bet after I got stoned. | 1.3295 | 0.02981 | 352 | 252 | 84 | 16 |
212 | I thought you loved me, but now I realize I'm just a stepping stone. | 1.3295 | 0.03087 | 352 | 256 | 76 | 20 |
213 | Oh, no. Foot in mouth again | 1.3295 | 0.03216 | 352 | 261 | 66 | 25 |
214 | Estados Unidos? | 1.3285 | 0.03318 | 344 | 258 | 59 | 27 |
215 | 'Did you wipe your feet?' | 1.3273 | 0.03285 | 333 | 247 | 63 | 23 |
216 | My therapist says I'm an enabler, but I just don't see it. | 1.3266 | 0.02953 | 346 | 247 | 85 | 14 |
217 | You get this far and now you decide to quit while you’re a head? | 1.3266 | 0.03250 | 346 | 258 | 63 | 25 |
218 | This is my geology internship. | 1.3266 | 0.03198 | 346 | 256 | 67 | 23 |
219 | That's right... just step on me to get ahead. They all do. | 1.3266 | 0.03327 | 346 | 261 | 57 | 28 |
220 | In today’s economy, this was the best job for a Geology major. | 1.3266 | 0.03224 | 346 | 257 | 65 | 24 |
221 | Rocky? | 1.3255 | 0.03255 | 341 | 254 | 63 | 24 |
222 | The fortune read that I would be the new face of indoor rock climbing. | 1.3255 | 0.03092 | 341 | 248 | 75 | 18 |
223 | It's weird, but it's still better than online dating. | 1.3255 | 0.03120 | 341 | 249 | 73 | 19 |
224 | You seem clingy. | 1.3255 | 0.03175 | 341 | 251 | 69 | 21 |
225 | I seem to attract clingy women. | 1.3245 | 0.03186 | 339 | 250 | 68 | 21 |
226 | I just feel like I'm caught between a rock and hard place. | 1.3234 | 0.03113 | 337 | 246 | 73 | 18 |
227 | All in all, I'm just another face on the wall. | 1.3223 | 0.03228 | 332 | 246 | 65 | 21 |
228 | I’d give you a hand, but you passed it a while ago. | 1.3222 | 0.03982 | 239 | 181 | 39 | 19 |
229 | If you need a helping hand, it’s 6ft higher. | 1.3212 | 0.03240 | 330 | 245 | 64 | 21 |
230 | Oh, this isn't so bad; I started out working in the call center. | 1.3201 | 0.03044 | 328 | 237 | 77 | 14 |
231 | Please just don't take me at face value... | 1.3200 | 0.03272 | 325 | 242 | 62 | 21 |
232 | I am literally between a rock and a hard place. | 1.3200 | 0.03301 | 325 | 243 | 60 | 22 |
233 | She found herself between a rock and a hard face. | 1.3200 | 0.03414 | 325 | 247 | 52 | 26 |
234 | Sure, I stepped on many people on my rise to the top — I never imagined karma would be so literal. | 1.3200 | 0.03358 | 325 | 245 | 56 | 24 |
235 | I think this relationship is starting off on the wrong foot. | 1.3189 | 0.03225 | 323 | 239 | 65 | 19 |
236 | If you think this is bad you should see what's happening on the other side of this wall." | 1.3189 | 0.03254 | 323 | 240 | 63 | 20 |
237 | Well, you weren't answering my calls.. | 1.3189 | 0.03103 | 323 | 235 | 73 | 15 |
238 | I’m just here to tell women what they’re doing wrong. | 1.3189 | 0.03284 | 323 | 241 | 61 | 21 |
239 | What did you think I meant by a rock group? | 1.3178 | 0.03082 | 321 | 233 | 74 | 14 |
240 | You really need to move on Greg... | 1.3168 | 0.03198 | 322 | 238 | 66 | 18 |
241 | But you said you wanted someone who could be your rock! | 1.3165 | 0.03175 | 316 | 232 | 68 | 16 |
242 | For the last time, Barney, I'm not interested. | 1.3165 | 0.03269 | 316 | 235 | 62 | 19 |
243 | I liked you better when you were just a social climber. | 1.3165 | 0.03330 | 316 | 237 | 58 | 21 |
244 | They told me I'd be the face of the company. | 1.3165 | 0.03143 | 316 | 231 | 70 | 15 |
245 | They said it was because of my chiseled jawline | 1.3141 | 0.03100 | 312 | 227 | 72 | 13 |
246 | It's the only job the headhunter could find for me. | 1.3129 | 0.03399 | 310 | 235 | 53 | 22 |
247 | That's my dick. | 1.3129 | 0.03490 | 310 | 238 | 47 | 25 |
248 | The inspirational ad said, "Wanted, a man to help others to new heights" | 1.3127 | 0.03196 | 307 | 226 | 66 | 15 |
249 | Never fall behind on your membership fees in this place. | 1.3127 | 0.03163 | 307 | 225 | 68 | 14 |
250 | So, is shaving legs like optional now? | 1.3127 | 0.03295 | 307 | 229 | 60 | 18 |
251 | Be nice on the way up: you never know whom you will meet on the way down. | 1.3127 | 0.03327 | 307 | 230 | 58 | 19 |
252 | I didn't realize this is what Trump meant when he said he'd create more jobs | 1.3115 | 0.03372 | 305 | 230 | 55 | 20 |
253 | You think it's lonely at the top? It's WAY more lonely half way up! | 1.3105 | 0.03265 | 306 | 228 | 61 | 17 |
254 | Apparently , you should tip the guys holding your harness rope. | 1.3105 | 0.03165 | 306 | 225 | 67 | 14 |
255 | Free membership isn't all it's cracked up to be. | 1.3105 | 0.03394 | 306 | 232 | 53 | 21 |
256 | They told me the only way to get to the top was to use my head. | 1.3100 | 0.03408 | 300 | 227 | 53 | 20 |
257 | Because of my chiseled good looks, of course | 1.3100 | 0.03171 | 300 | 220 | 67 | 13 |
258 | You're making good time but I'm still a head. | 1.3100 | 0.03240 | 300 | 222 | 63 | 15 |
259 | Well, I told him where he could stick his damn Wall. Next thing I knew...." | 1.3100 | 0.03473 | 300 | 229 | 49 | 22 |
260 | No, I’m the South Face. You need to go to the opposite wall. | 1.3100 | 0.03206 | 300 | 221 | 65 | 14 |
261 | Sometimes you've got to step on a few heads if you want to make it to the top. | 1.3100 | 0.03308 | 300 | 224 | 59 | 17 |
262 | When you said you were up to your neck in work, I had no idea. | 1.3100 | 0.03240 | 300 | 222 | 63 | 15 |
263 | It beats working in the White House | 1.3100 | 0.03342 | 300 | 225 | 57 | 18 |
264 | It was between this and a hard place. | 1.3100 | 0.03342 | 300 | 225 | 57 | 18 |
265 | You wouldn't be the first women to step all over me. | 1.3100 | 0.03240 | 300 | 222 | 63 | 15 |
266 | Normally, I put my own foot in my mouth. | 1.3087 | 0.03252 | 298 | 221 | 62 | 15 |
267 | Oh, go ahead; everyone else does. | 1.3087 | 0.03146 | 298 | 218 | 68 | 12 |
268 | This job is just a stepping stone. | 1.3087 | 0.03252 | 298 | 221 | 62 | 15 |
269 | It could be worse. I could be the White House Press Secretary. | 1.3087 | 0.03487 | 298 | 228 | 48 | 22 |
270 | I know a shortcut... | 1.3085 | 0.03238 | 295 | 218 | 63 | 14 |
271 | Be honest, do you find me rappelling? | 1.3077 | 0.03444 | 299 | 228 | 50 | 21 |
272 | This is the worst dating website I’ve ever used. | 1.3077 | 0.03477 | 299 | 229 | 48 | 22 |
273 | Can you believe this job requires a master's? | 1.3074 | 0.03468 | 296 | 226 | 49 | 21 |
274 | You've never seen a rock face before. | 1.3072 | 0.03065 | 293 | 212 | 72 | 9 |
275 | They told me that it would be a step up | 1.3072 | 0.03356 | 293 | 220 | 56 | 17 |
276 | Take my advice, kid: Pay your membership fees on time. | 1.3058 | 0.03334 | 291 | 218 | 57 | 16 |
277 | Having earlier discounted seeing his likeness burned into her breakfast toast Millie again encounters the face of ... Dwight. | 1.3058 | 0.03439 | 291 | 221 | 51 | 19 |
278 | Be careful. That's my penis. | 1.3058 | 0.03607 | 291 | 226 | 41 | 24 |
279 | Oh geez, you think this is awkward! There's a pin-the-tail-on-the-donkey game behind me! | 1.3058 | 0.03439 | 291 | 221 | 51 | 19 |
280 | Yes, it’s painful, but it beats working for Amazon. | 1.3045 | 0.03237 | 289 | 214 | 62 | 13 |
281 | I can't really recommend the discounted membership program. | 1.3045 | 0.03346 | 289 | 217 | 56 | 16 |
282 | Do NOT try to default on your membership contract, trust me. | 1.3042 | 0.03406 | 286 | 216 | 53 | 17 |
283 | My wife says I deserve it because I voted for Trump. | 1.3042 | 0.03649 | 286 | 223 | 39 | 24 |
284 | It's all I could find with my liberal arts degree. | 1.3042 | 0.03220 | 286 | 211 | 63 | 12 |
285 | Would it kill you to call your mother? | 1.3042 | 0.03333 | 286 | 214 | 57 | 15 |
286 | Don't mind me. I'm just filling in." | 1.3018 | 0.03261 | 285 | 212 | 60 | 13 |
287 | In that moment Jerry realized he didn't think through his proposal idea. | 1.3018 | 0.03551 | 285 | 220 | 44 | 21 |
288 | My punishment was this or the whole boulder-up-the-hill thing. | 1.3018 | 0.03372 | 285 | 215 | 54 | 16 |
289 | I was much higher up before the reorganization. | 1.3018 | 0.03551 | 285 | 220 | 44 | 21 |
290 | I’m the head manager. | 1.3018 | 0.03261 | 285 | 212 | 60 | 13 |
291 | Just letting you know ... There's a glass ceiling up there | 1.3014 | 0.03541 | 282 | 217 | 45 | 20 |
292 | This is just temporary until the crash dummy job opens up. | 1.3014 | 0.03282 | 282 | 210 | 59 | 13 |
293 | I'm actually a poker player by profession. I just come here to work on my stone face. | 1.3014 | 0.03282 | 282 | 210 | 59 | 13 |
294 | Hey, it could be worse--just ask your harness. | 1.3014 | 0.03396 | 282 | 213 | 53 | 16 |
295 | They said this job would be a stepping stone. | 1.3014 | 0.03205 | 282 | 208 | 63 | 11 |
296 | Jenny, you've got to admit--I've taken stalking to a new height. | 1.3014 | 0.03125 | 282 | 206 | 67 | 9 |
297 | This can't go on, my husband is beginning to suspect. | 1.3014 | 0.03282 | 282 | 210 | 59 | 13 |
298 | My wife said I should be more supportive of women. | 1.3014 | 0.03244 | 282 | 209 | 61 | 12 |
299 | I knew you were a social climber. | 1.3014 | 0.03433 | 282 | 214 | 51 | 17 |
300 | This is the last time I use a headhunter to find a job! | 1.3014 | 0.03469 | 282 | 215 | 49 | 18 |
301 | I dunno, it's still better than my old job in the White House... | 1.3011 | 0.03531 | 279 | 214 | 46 | 19 |
302 | Dante forgot to mention what happens to stoners. | 1.3011 | 0.03226 | 279 | 206 | 62 | 11 |
303 | I am a rock. I am an island. | 1.3011 | 0.03531 | 279 | 214 | 46 | 19 |
304 | If they try to get you to join the co-op, say no. | 1.3011 | 0.03266 | 279 | 207 | 60 | 12 |
305 | The ad said "Rock Star" | 1.3011 | 0.03382 | 279 | 210 | 54 | 15 |
306 | I thought our date went well. Why haven’t you been answering my texts? | 1.3011 | 0.03382 | 279 | 210 | 54 | 15 |
307 | Things haven't been great lately, Karen. | 1.2986 | 0.03346 | 278 | 209 | 55 | 14 |
308 | Do the math. If this is my face, guess what your right foot is standing on? | 1.2982 | 0.03447 | 275 | 209 | 50 | 16 |
309 | Wait until you climb down the other side. | 1.2982 | 0.03447 | 275 | 209 | 50 | 16 |
310 | ...so he says 'Go on I dare you to stick your head through the hole' and well you know the rest | 1.2982 | 0.03081 | 275 | 200 | 68 | 7 |
311 | Well, I can't really complain. In my last incarnation I was a speed bump. | 1.2982 | 0.03561 | 275 | 212 | 44 | 19 |
312 | Face it, you don't have many options. | 1.2982 | 0.03208 | 275 | 203 | 62 | 10 |
313 | When I said I’d support the Wall, I had no idea what I was getting myself into. | 1.2978 | 0.03472 | 272 | 207 | 49 | 16 |
314 | Anyhoo, moral of the story is don't get stoned at work. | 1.2978 | 0.03472 | 272 | 207 | 49 | 16 |
315 | Just be glad you’re not wearing a skirt. | 1.2978 | 0.03625 | 272 | 211 | 41 | 20 |
316 | Well, you weren't returning my texts, so.... | 1.2978 | 0.03511 | 272 | 208 | 47 | 17 |
317 | The other side is much worse. | 1.2978 | 0.03393 | 272 | 205 | 53 | 14 |
318 | I regret majoring in philosophy. | 1.2978 | 0.03433 | 272 | 206 | 51 | 15 |
319 | It's the only job I can get with an art history degree. | 1.2970 | 0.03564 | 266 | 204 | 45 | 17 |
320 | That’s OK. In my dream you’re the tennis ball. | 1.2959 | 0.03472 | 267 | 203 | 49 | 15 |
321 | John, how many times have I told you to stop putting yourself between me and my goals? | 1.2948 | 0.03296 | 268 | 200 | 57 | 11 |
322 | Oh, It's not so bad. I have no body to go home to anyway. | 1.2943 | 0.03404 | 265 | 200 | 52 | 13 |
323 | Don't...I'll only let you down. | 1.2943 | 0.03487 | 265 | 202 | 48 | 15 |
324 | You know what they say . . be careful who you step on on the way up because you may meet them on the way down. | 1.2943 | 0.03318 | 265 | 198 | 56 | 11 |
325 | Key Grip sounded like such an important job... | 1.2943 | 0.03361 | 265 | 199 | 54 | 12 |
326 | Help,I’m stuck between a rock and a hard place. | 1.2943 | 0.03724 | 265 | 208 | 36 | 21 |
327 | Moisture cream, please! Or soon I will look like the others. | 1.2928 | 0.03542 | 263 | 202 | 45 | 16 |
328 | I also drive for Uber Eats. | 1.2924 | 0.03722 | 236 | 181 | 41 | 14 |
329 | Your mom and I talked it over and decided that we’re going to let you do more things on your own.” | 1.2923 | 0.03569 | 260 | 200 | 44 | 16 |
330 | I always said you’d drive me up a wall. | 1.2923 | 0.03355 | 260 | 195 | 54 | 11 |
331 | I strongly recommend not making direct eye contact with the witch at the top. | 1.2923 | 0.03485 | 260 | 198 | 48 | 14 |
332 | Did they warn you that I have a screw loose? | 1.2923 | 0.03399 | 260 | 196 | 52 | 12 |
333 | No matter how high you climb, I'll always be a head. | 1.2923 | 0.03527 | 260 | 199 | 46 | 15 |
334 | The people you climb over to get to the top will be the same people you pass on the way down. | 1.2923 | 0.03265 | 260 | 193 | 58 | 9 |
335 | Please be gentle. I have a 5th grade birthday party behind me. | 1.2923 | 0.03569 | 260 | 200 | 44 | 16 |
336 | It's the only job I could find with a geology major. | 1.2923 | 0.03442 | 260 | 197 | 50 | 13 |
337 | My side gig is being a gargoyle on the Chrylser Building. | 1.2917 | 0.03448 | 264 | 201 | 49 | 14 |
338 | Would you mind just skipping a head. | 1.2917 | 0.03489 | 264 | 202 | 47 | 15 |
339 | It's only temporary, I've auditioned for Mount Rushmore. | 1.2917 | 0.03406 | 264 | 200 | 51 | 13 |
340 | The job listing said it would be a foothold position into the industry. | 1.2917 | 0.03232 | 264 | 196 | 59 | 9 |
341 | I just want someone to support me for once. | 1.2907 | 0.03412 | 258 | 195 | 51 | 12 |
342 | Yeah, you probably recognize me from Fox News. I’m one of their talking heads. | 1.2907 | 0.03323 | 258 | 193 | 55 | 10 |
343 | Finally! Can you please itch my nose? | 1.2907 | 0.03542 | 258 | 198 | 45 | 15 |
344 | Originally I was a temp - but they liked me. | 1.2907 | 0.03368 | 258 | 194 | 53 | 11 |
345 | Men are never ready for the next step. | 1.2907 | 0.03456 | 258 | 196 | 49 | 13 |
346 | Whatever...get a grip and move on! | 1.2907 | 0.03368 | 258 | 194 | 53 | 11 |
347 | Just do it..... | 1.2907 | 0.03585 | 258 | 199 | 43 | 16 |
348 | Be good to the people you meet on the way up; you’ll meet them again on the way down. | 1.2907 | 0.03230 | 258 | 191 | 59 | 8 |
349 | Let's just chalk it up to being in the wrong place at the wrong time. | 1.2907 | 0.03368 | 258 | 194 | 53 | 11 |
350 | I'm not mansplaining, I just know more about rock climbing than you. | 1.2891 | 0.03426 | 256 | 194 | 50 | 12 |
351 | You're the one who told me told me to use my head and get a job. | 1.2891 | 0.03426 | 256 | 194 | 50 | 12 |
352 | For the bay area, it's actually quite reasonable. | 1.2879 | 0.03545 | 257 | 198 | 44 | 15 |
353 | Excuse me,Miss. Would you mind scratching my nose? | 1.2879 | 0.03369 | 257 | 194 | 52 | 11 |
354 | Don’t ever wish to be a fly on the wall. | 1.2879 | 0.03369 | 257 | 194 | 52 | 11 |
355 | It pays for law school, but I’m starting to feel crushed. | 1.2879 | 0.03414 | 257 | 195 | 50 | 12 |
356 | One small step for a woman... | 1.2879 | 0.03414 | 257 | 195 | 50 | 12 |
357 | I think we need a break. You're just too clingy. | 1.2879 | 0.03458 | 257 | 196 | 48 | 13 |
358 | My parents met at work. Dad was a bricklayer and mom was a brick. | 1.2874 | 0.03701 | 254 | 199 | 37 | 18 |
359 | I bet you walked all over your last boyfriend, too. | 1.2874 | 0.03659 | 254 | 198 | 39 | 17 |
360 | Jason, I'm impressed but I told you it's over between us. | 1.2874 | 0.03484 | 254 | 194 | 47 | 13 |
361 | Facetime | 1.2874 | 0.03439 | 254 | 193 | 49 | 12 |
362 | Get in on the ground floor, they said.... This job is a real deal stepping stone to the top they said.... | 1.2869 | 0.03372 | 251 | 189 | 52 | 10 |
363 | Yeah, my profile picture is a little misleading... | 1.2869 | 0.03644 | 251 | 195 | 40 | 16 |
364 | I think of it more as a job than a metaphor. | 1.2869 | 0.03419 | 251 | 190 | 50 | 11 |
365 | Don't forget to be nice to the people you meet on the way up... | 1.2869 | 0.03419 | 251 | 190 | 50 | 11 |
366 | I was petrified. | 1.2869 | 0.03601 | 251 | 194 | 42 | 15 |
367 | Welcome to the final phase of corporate training | 1.2869 | 0.03601 | 251 | 194 | 42 | 15 |
368 | All I wanted to do was reset my Facebook settings." | 1.2869 | 0.03556 | 251 | 193 | 44 | 14 |
369 | You always said I was a rock. | 1.2869 | 0.03601 | 251 | 194 | 42 | 15 |
370 | No matter where she went Ellie couldn't escape her ex-lover's face. | 1.2869 | 0.03465 | 251 | 191 | 48 | 12 |
371 | ...has to be metaphor for something," Lizzy thought to herself | 1.2869 | 0.03324 | 251 | 188 | 54 | 9 |
372 | Why Mr. Hoffa!! | 1.2869 | 0.03815 | 251 | 199 | 32 | 20 |
373 | One last time. Will you marry me? | 1.2869 | 0.03511 | 251 | 192 | 46 | 13 |
374 | You're afraid of heights? I'm petrified. | 1.2863 | 0.03491 | 248 | 189 | 47 | 12 |
375 | John, I’d suggest you move on. It’s over. | 1.2851 | 0.03571 | 249 | 192 | 43 | 14 |
376 | C’mon Liz, just give me a chance to explain everything! | 1.2851 | 0.03479 | 249 | 190 | 47 | 12 |
377 | At first, I was really excited about this internship. | 1.2851 | 0.03616 | 249 | 193 | 41 | 15 |
378 | This is the company policy for employees caught using FaceTime at work. | 1.2851 | 0.03432 | 249 | 189 | 49 | 11 |
379 | I think Pink Floyd said it best, really. | 1.2840 | 0.03533 | 243 | 186 | 45 | 12 |
380 | You said you wanted me to be more invested in your hobbies. | 1.2828 | 0.03272 | 244 | 182 | 55 | 7 |
381 | The pay isn't great, but I do have dental. | 1.2828 | 0.03220 | 244 | 181 | 57 | 6 |
382 | I took this internship because they said that I'd be using my head. | 1.2827 | 0.03539 | 237 | 181 | 45 | 11 |
383 | I’d lend you a hand if I could. | 1.2822 | 0.03189 | 241 | 178 | 58 | 5 |
384 | Stay in school, kid. | 1.2822 | 0.03548 | 241 | 185 | 44 | 12 |
385 | Jake, you old stoner! I was wondering what became of you! | 1.2822 | 0.03644 | 241 | 187 | 40 | 14 |
386 | This is great. My last boyfriend didn't support my hobbies at all. | 1.2822 | 0.03596 | 241 | 186 | 42 | 13 |
387 | Why do you keep avoiding me? | 1.2822 | 0.03644 | 241 | 187 | 40 | 14 |
388 | Dad, you can't watch me all the time. | 1.2822 | 0.03738 | 241 | 189 | 36 | 16 |
389 | Stacy, will you marry me? | 1.2822 | 0.03784 | 241 | 190 | 34 | 17 |
390 | You haven't returned my calls... | 1.2816 | 0.03411 | 245 | 186 | 49 | 10 |
391 | Stalking you? No, supporting. | 1.2816 | 0.03209 | 245 | 182 | 57 | 6 |
392 | Not what I had in mind when they said they'd pay me to let women climb on my face... | 1.2816 | 0.03694 | 245 | 192 | 37 | 16 |
393 | They told me this job would be a stepping-stone to higher positions. | 1.2816 | 0.03261 | 245 | 183 | 55 | 7 |
394 | Is it too late for me to apologize? | 1.2816 | 0.03411 | 245 | 186 | 49 | 10 |
395 | Just another chiseled faced actor with rent to make. | 1.2816 | 0.03411 | 245 | 186 | 49 | 10 |
396 | Do you ever get the feeling that people are stepping all over you? | 1.2803 | 0.03563 | 239 | 184 | 43 | 12 |
397 | Pretend you don't see anything. I'm in the Witness Protection Program. | 1.2803 | 0.03463 | 239 | 182 | 47 | 10 |
398 | The ad said "Gain a foothold in the industry..." | 1.2803 | 0.03563 | 239 | 184 | 43 | 12 |
399 | I want you to know I could be your rock. | 1.2803 | 0.03612 | 239 | 185 | 41 | 13 |
400 | Can we not go bowling after this? | 1.2803 | 0.03563 | 239 | 184 | 43 | 12 |
401 | It's better than being at rock bottom. | 1.2803 | 0.03412 | 239 | 181 | 49 | 9 |
402 | I know, but it's still a step up from working at the White House. | 1.2803 | 0.03708 | 239 | 187 | 37 | 15 |
403 | Had one too many..... got plastered ! | 1.2803 | 0.03708 | 239 | 187 | 37 | 15 |
404 | It was either this or a hunting lodge. | 1.2785 | 0.03820 | 237 | 188 | 32 | 17 |
405 | I have no body to talk to | 1.2785 | 0.03265 | 237 | 177 | 54 | 6 |
406 | If the benefits weren’t so great, I’d look for another position. | 1.2785 | 0.03319 | 237 | 178 | 52 | 7 |
407 | Could you scratch my nose, please. | 1.2785 | 0.03528 | 237 | 182 | 44 | 11 |
408 | Dad!! All this time you said you worked in geology! | 1.2785 | 0.03373 | 237 | 179 | 50 | 8 |
409 | You've never heard of a rock face? | 1.2785 | 0.03677 | 237 | 185 | 38 | 14 |
410 | You mind opening your mouth a tiny bit more? | 1.2785 | 0.03628 | 237 | 184 | 40 | 13 |
411 | Be careful who you step on on your way to the top. | 1.2785 | 0.03628 | 237 | 184 | 40 | 13 |
412 | Damn! I thought female climbers wore skirts. | 1.2771 | 0.03688 | 231 | 180 | 38 | 13 |
413 | I know it’s a little off the wall, but you want to hang out later? | 1.2766 | 0.03491 | 235 | 180 | 45 | 10 |
414 | Have you any Grey Poupon? | 1.2759 | 0.03623 | 232 | 180 | 40 | 12 |
415 | I’m gneiss so don’t take me for granite. | 1.2759 | 0.03725 | 232 | 182 | 36 | 14 |
416 | Face it honey, I rock. | 1.2759 | 0.03674 | 232 | 181 | 38 | 13 |
417 | You promised me some face time. | 1.2759 | 0.03242 | 232 | 173 | 54 | 5 |
418 | I angered a very athletic wizard. | 1.2759 | 0.03518 | 232 | 178 | 44 | 10 |
419 | Head this way | 1.2759 | 0.03623 | 232 | 180 | 40 | 12 |
420 | Mommy and I just want to make sure you don't make any of the mistakes we made. | 1.2759 | 0.03623 | 232 | 180 | 40 | 12 |
421 | I know, I know. You never forget a face... | 1.2759 | 0.03300 | 232 | 174 | 52 | 6 |
422 | I can't keep supporting you like this. | 1.2759 | 0.03571 | 232 | 179 | 42 | 11 |
423 | I am a GUY on the wall. NOT a fly on the wall damn it! | 1.2759 | 0.03518 | 232 | 178 | 44 | 10 |
424 | Do me a big favor and scratch my nose. | 1.2759 | 0.03465 | 232 | 177 | 46 | 9 |
425 | I’m sick and tired of being taken for granite, Cindy! | 1.2759 | 0.03623 | 232 | 180 | 40 | 12 |
426 | I'd prefer you give me a hand. | 1.2759 | 0.03518 | 232 | 178 | 44 | 10 |
427 | Yeah, I got waitlisted at Mount Rushmore | 1.2759 | 0.03571 | 232 | 179 | 42 | 11 |
428 | It's worse for the guys on the other side. | 1.2751 | 0.03437 | 229 | 174 | 47 | 8 |
429 | I think they misunderstood when I said I liked elevating those around me. | 1.2751 | 0.03492 | 229 | 175 | 45 | 9 |
430 | I guess the Buddhists were right about that whole karma gig. | 1.2751 | 0.03705 | 229 | 179 | 37 | 13 |
431 | I was the head trainer until I called our new GM "Sweetie" and told her how good she looked in her yoga pants. | 1.2751 | 0.03600 | 229 | 177 | 41 | 11 |
432 | Actually, we met when you were on your way up. | 1.2747 | 0.03609 | 233 | 181 | 40 | 12 |
433 | Selfie? | 1.2747 | 0.03558 | 233 | 180 | 42 | 11 |
434 | What makes you think I'm stalking you? | 1.2747 | 0.03505 | 233 | 179 | 44 | 10 |
435 | The last thing she said before she left me was, "Talking to you is like talking to a wall." | 1.2747 | 0.03558 | 233 | 180 | 42 | 11 |
436 | just get it over with | 1.2731 | 0.03669 | 227 | 177 | 38 | 12 |
437 | I didn’t think I would have to literally step on someone to get to the top. | 1.2731 | 0.03669 | 227 | 177 | 38 | 12 |
438 | Then they asked if anyone had a geology degree, and I was stupid enough to raise my hand. | 1.2731 | 0.03450 | 227 | 173 | 46 | 8 |
439 | You rock! | 1.2731 | 0.03722 | 227 | 178 | 36 | 13 |
440 | You’ve been ignoring my texts! | 1.2723 | 0.03534 | 224 | 172 | 43 | 9 |
441 | So the judge said, "Jail or volunteer at the Y." | 1.2723 | 0.03419 | 224 | 170 | 47 | 7 |
442 | So! You finally got a job your qualified for. | 1.2723 | 0.03590 | 224 | 173 | 41 | 10 |
443 | Now you see why I haven't answered your texts. | 1.2723 | 0.03700 | 224 | 175 | 37 | 12 |
444 | I got tired of being a doormat. | 1.2703 | 0.03491 | 222 | 170 | 44 | 8 |
445 | Karma's a bitch | 1.2703 | 0.03662 | 222 | 173 | 38 | 11 |
446 | I think my husband suspects us. | 1.2703 | 0.03662 | 222 | 173 | 38 | 11 |
447 | Yea, the network paid more, but I was just another talking head. | 1.2703 | 0.03491 | 222 | 170 | 44 | 8 |
448 | Go ahead, I put my foot in there all the time. | 1.2703 | 0.03662 | 222 | 173 | 38 | 11 |
449 | Listen Tina, this is just until I can get back on my feet | 1.2703 | 0.03491 | 222 | 170 | 44 | 8 |
450 | No I hate climbing but it's one of the only places you can meet people who aren't always looking at their phone. | 1.2687 | 0.04515 | 134 | 103 | 26 | 5 |
451 | Hi, I'm Cliff, the face of the mountain. | 1.2682 | 0.03621 | 220 | 171 | 39 | 10 |
452 | I got tired of being called a doormat. | 1.2682 | 0.03678 | 220 | 172 | 37 | 11 |
453 | Stalking! What gives you that idea Ivy?” | 1.2682 | 0.03734 | 220 | 173 | 35 | 12 |
454 | Well, you don’t answer your texts. | 1.2682 | 0.03621 | 220 | 171 | 39 | 10 |
455 | I never thought hiring a head hunter would lead to this. | 1.2682 | 0.03789 | 220 | 174 | 33 | 13 |
456 | You're a hard man to reach | 1.2682 | 0.03789 | 220 | 174 | 33 | 13 |
457 | If you don't mind scratching my nose. | 1.2682 | 0.03563 | 220 | 170 | 41 | 9 |
458 | Oh, hi. I've been trying to get a hold of you. | 1.2682 | 0.03621 | 220 | 171 | 39 | 10 |
459 | I'm here to give you a heads-up. | 1.2682 | 0.03505 | 220 | 169 | 43 | 8 |
460 | Do you ever feel like you're stuck between a rock and a hard place? | 1.2682 | 0.03505 | 220 | 169 | 43 | 8 |
461 | You're so hard to get hold of. | 1.2682 | 0.03563 | 220 | 170 | 41 | 9 |
462 | Well it all started with a rocky childhood... | 1.2682 | 0.03621 | 220 | 171 | 39 | 10 |
463 | I'm more concerned about the archery range next door. | 1.2682 | 0.03505 | 220 | 169 | 43 | 8 |
464 | Could you scratch my nose for me? | 1.2682 | 0.03505 | 220 | 169 | 43 | 8 |
465 | I have oily skin, just so you know. | 1.2682 | 0.03678 | 220 | 172 | 37 | 11 |
466 | The worst thing about it is, I'm just a metaphor. | 1.2682 | 0.03734 | 220 | 173 | 35 | 12 |
467 | You'll leave me eventually. Everyone always does. | 1.2682 | 0.03621 | 220 | 171 | 39 | 10 |
468 | Go ahead! I’ll try NOT to sneeze this time. | 1.2682 | 0.03563 | 220 | 170 | 41 | 9 |
469 | Sometimes your only choice is to step on somebody to get a head. | 1.2682 | 0.03789 | 220 | 174 | 33 | 13 |
470 | They call me Cliff. | 1.2682 | 0.03445 | 220 | 168 | 45 | 7 |
471 | I am NOT stalking you! | 1.2682 | 0.03621 | 220 | 171 | 39 | 10 |
472 | You don't want to know what the rope's attached to. | 1.2673 | 0.03767 | 217 | 171 | 34 | 12 |
473 | My genie granted my wish of having women climb on top of me. | 1.2661 | 0.03519 | 218 | 168 | 42 | 8 |
474 | I was hoping for Mt Rushmore... | 1.2661 | 0.03458 | 218 | 167 | 44 | 7 |
475 | I tried social climbing, but it petrified me. | 1.2661 | 0.03519 | 218 | 168 | 42 | 8 |
476 | At least it's no longer MY foot in my mouth. | 1.2661 | 0.03458 | 218 | 167 | 44 | 7 |
477 | I'm really between a rock and a hard place here. | 1.2661 | 0.03807 | 218 | 173 | 32 | 13 |
478 | Those shorts are not doing you any favors." | 1.2661 | 0.03578 | 218 | 169 | 40 | 9 |
479 | You promised me you wouldn't get stoned anymore. | 1.2661 | 0.03862 | 218 | 174 | 30 | 14 |
480 | Now will you marry me? | 1.2661 | 0.03578 | 218 | 169 | 40 | 9 |
481 | You should see what climbers on the other side--OUCH!--are grabbing. | 1.2661 | 0.03637 | 218 | 170 | 38 | 10 |
482 | If you have a minute, let me tell you about a really great timeshare. | 1.2661 | 0.03694 | 218 | 171 | 36 | 11 |
483 | She was caught between a rock and a hard face. | 1.2661 | 0.03751 | 218 | 172 | 34 | 12 |
484 | Like Trump, I'm looking for another foot to stick in my mouth. | 1.2661 | 0.03917 | 218 | 175 | 28 | 15 |
485 | Our problem is you're staying stationary and I'm moving up | 1.2661 | 0.03917 | 218 | 175 | 28 | 15 |
486 | Please tell me you're a social climber. | 1.2661 | 0.03807 | 218 | 173 | 32 | 13 |
487 | My wife signed me up for this support group. | 1.2651 | 0.03726 | 215 | 169 | 35 | 11 |
488 | Ok, I’m sorry. Can I come home? | 1.2651 | 0.03547 | 215 | 166 | 41 | 8 |
489 | Fly on the wall. I said I wanted to be a fly on the wall. | 1.2651 | 0.03547 | 215 | 166 | 41 | 8 |
490 | Someday I'll find a job where people don't walk all over me. | 1.2651 | 0.03784 | 215 | 170 | 33 | 12 |
491 | I'm afraid I got in over my head. | 1.2651 | 0.03726 | 215 | 169 | 35 | 11 |
492 | Just once, I’d like to try putting my own foot in my mouth. | 1.2651 | 0.03668 | 215 | 168 | 37 | 10 |
493 | Dad, you look stoned! | 1.2651 | 0.03784 | 215 | 170 | 33 | 12 |
494 | Man, if these walls could talk... | 1.2651 | 0.03547 | 215 | 166 | 41 | 8 |
495 | Just remember... the people you meet on the way up are the same people you meet on the way down | 1.2642 | 0.03638 | 212 | 165 | 38 | 9 |
496 | I’m not just your stepping stone | 1.2642 | 0.03638 | 212 | 165 | 38 | 9 |
497 | I thought you could use a head start. | 1.2642 | 0.03699 | 212 | 166 | 36 | 10 |
498 | I know our relationship is kind of one-sided, but if you move your foot a little to the right I might be able to perform cunnilingus. | 1.2642 | 0.04045 | 212 | 172 | 24 | 16 |
499 | Go on, the glass ceiling is just a step ahead! | 1.2639 | 0.03711 | 216 | 170 | 35 | 11 |
500 | Remember me when you're at the top. | 1.2639 | 0.03533 | 216 | 167 | 41 | 8 |
501 | I wouldn't. It's solid glass up there. | 1.2639 | 0.03881 | 216 | 173 | 29 | 14 |
502 | I misinterpreted "stepping stone" when I took this job. | 1.2639 | 0.03769 | 216 | 171 | 33 | 12 |
503 | Pappa was a rolling stone...mom a stalactite. | 1.2639 | 0.03471 | 216 | 166 | 43 | 7 |
504 | Like the others,I too was once a rolling stone. | 1.2639 | 0.03593 | 216 | 168 | 39 | 9 |
505 | I find you repelling, not repulsive. | 1.2634 | 0.03738 | 186 | 143 | 37 | 6 |
506 | Guess who's holding the other end of the rope | 1.2629 | 0.03743 | 213 | 168 | 34 | 11 |
507 | Jane's anxiety had finally come to a head | 1.2629 | 0.03802 | 213 | 169 | 32 | 12 |
508 | I have attachment issues. | 1.2624 | 0.03750 | 202 | 158 | 35 | 9 |
509 | The ad said, "Help women get to the top." | 1.2619 | 0.03591 | 210 | 163 | 39 | 8 |
510 | You call this "face time". | 1.2619 | 0.03527 | 210 | 162 | 41 | 7 |
511 | Once a stoner, always a stoner. | 1.2619 | 0.03776 | 210 | 166 | 33 | 11 |
512 | The pie-throwing contest got old | 1.2619 | 0.03654 | 210 | 164 | 37 | 9 |
513 | I am stuck between a rock and a hard place. | 1.2619 | 0.03895 | 210 | 168 | 29 | 13 |
514 | Well, I did tell you that you drive me up the wall! | 1.2619 | 0.03591 | 210 | 163 | 39 | 8 |
515 | I know I promised I'd be your rock,but this just isn't what I had in mind. | 1.2619 | 0.03895 | 210 | 168 | 29 | 13 |
516 | This is the last step of my #MeToo penance | 1.2619 | 0.03654 | 210 | 164 | 37 | 9 |
517 | Just tell me it's really over and you'll never see me again. | 1.2619 | 0.03527 | 210 | 162 | 41 | 7 |
518 | I gotta get out of customer support! | 1.2619 | 0.03836 | 210 | 167 | 31 | 12 |
519 | "It's just that you haven't been answering my texts." | 1.2619 | 0.03527 | 210 | 162 | 41 | 7 |
520 | Be careful on the rock face. | 1.2619 | 0.03527 | 210 | 162 | 41 | 7 |
521 | Your next step is just ahead. | 1.2619 | 0.03716 | 210 | 165 | 35 | 10 |
522 | I'm training to become White House Press Secretary. | 1.2619 | 0.03654 | 210 | 164 | 37 | 9 |
523 | This room is face climbing. The room behind me is crack climbing. | 1.2619 | 0.03895 | 210 | 168 | 29 | 13 |
524 | How stoned did I get last week? | 1.2619 | 0.03836 | 210 | 167 | 31 | 12 |
525 | I feel like you're just using me to get where you want to be. | 1.2619 | 0.03654 | 210 | 164 | 37 | 9 |
526 | I am just a stepping stone on the wall of life. | 1.2619 | 0.03776 | 210 | 166 | 33 | 11 |
527 | As if walking all over me wasn't enough. | 1.2619 | 0.03591 | 210 | 163 | 39 | 8 |
528 | WOW! You really are between a rock and a hard place! | 1.2619 | 0.03654 | 210 | 164 | 37 | 9 |
529 | If you tell me "You rock!" I will make you fall. | 1.2619 | 0.03591 | 210 | 163 | 39 | 8 |
530 | Would you scratch my nose? | 1.2619 | 0.03716 | 210 | 165 | 35 | 10 |
531 | Either I'm stoned, or you're lost. | 1.2619 | 0.03395 | 210 | 160 | 45 | 5 |
532 | Don't ask. | 1.2619 | 0.03591 | 210 | 163 | 39 | 8 |
533 | Why are you stonewalling me? | 1.2619 | 0.03591 | 210 | 163 | 39 | 8 |
534 | Of course I need you Karen. Without you, I've got no body. | 1.2619 | 0.03716 | 210 | 165 | 35 | 10 |
535 | Thanks for the support, step dad. | 1.2609 | 0.03621 | 207 | 161 | 38 | 8 |
536 | My name is Wallace, but most people just call me Wally. | 1.2609 | 0.03871 | 207 | 165 | 30 | 12 |
537 | Just what gave you the impression I'm following you around? | 1.2609 | 0.03685 | 207 | 162 | 36 | 9 |
538 | I know it's a trust exercise Sheila, but maybe we should consider a new relationship counselor. | 1.2607 | 0.03639 | 211 | 165 | 37 | 9 |
539 | It could be worse. The racquetball court is on the other side of this wall. | 1.2607 | 0.03576 | 211 | 164 | 39 | 8 |
540 | Never trust a discount magician. | 1.2596 | 0.03670 | 208 | 163 | 36 | 9 |
541 | Sorry... I'm the south face. | 1.2585 | 0.03829 | 205 | 163 | 31 | 11 |
542 | Mount Rushmore was full. | 1.2585 | 0.03502 | 205 | 158 | 41 | 6 |
543 | I'm stuck in a holding pattern. | 1.2585 | 0.03636 | 205 | 160 | 37 | 8 |
544 | Seriously Lucy, get a grip. | 1.2585 | 0.03829 | 205 | 163 | 31 | 11 |
545 | Wasn't quite what you expected when you were told you'd get a head by climbing to the top, eh? | 1.2574 | 0.03668 | 202 | 158 | 36 | 8 |
546 | Don't mind me, I'm just on border patrol training. | 1.2574 | 0.03927 | 202 | 162 | 28 | 12 |
547 | Nice legs. | 1.2574 | 0.03600 | 202 | 157 | 38 | 7 |
548 | Remember the little people on your way up. | 1.2574 | 0.03531 | 202 | 156 | 40 | 6 |
549 | There's not much to do, so a read a lot of palms. | 1.2574 | 0.03668 | 202 | 158 | 36 | 8 |
550 | Is this what you mean by face time? | 1.2574 | 0.03600 | 202 | 157 | 38 | 7 |
551 | I try to be assertive, but people just step all over me. | 1.2574 | 0.03531 | 202 | 156 | 40 | 6 |
552 | It’s hard for me to get over you too. | 1.2574 | 0.03600 | 202 | 157 | 38 | 7 |
553 | Good jobs are hard to find for us humanities majors. | 1.2574 | 0.03800 | 202 | 160 | 32 | 10 |
554 | I can’t speak for you, but I see this job as strictly a stepping stone. | 1.2574 | 0.03600 | 202 | 157 | 38 | 7 |
555 | No big story, just underemployed. | 1.2574 | 0.03668 | 202 | 158 | 36 | 8 |
556 | A face for radio," they told me. "Well I showed them! | 1.2574 | 0.03388 | 202 | 154 | 44 | 4 |
557 | But you said I need to be more supportive. | 1.2574 | 0.03800 | 202 | 160 | 32 | 10 |
558 | Your assistant said this was the only time available. | 1.2574 | 0.03460 | 202 | 155 | 42 | 5 |
559 | Just precisely how was my last comment 'off the wall'? | 1.2574 | 0.03734 | 202 | 159 | 34 | 9 |
560 | I noticed you haven’t responded to my tweet. | 1.2574 | 0.03734 | 202 | 159 | 34 | 9 |
561 | Julie I lied, I'm not a personal trainer. | 1.2574 | 0.03734 | 202 | 159 | 34 | 9 |
562 | As it turns out, not so different from the job I left at the White House. | 1.2573 | 0.03621 | 206 | 161 | 37 | 8 |
563 | Just try not to mess up my hair. | 1.2573 | 0.03621 | 206 | 161 | 37 | 8 |
564 | Getting stoned isn't what it used to be. | 1.2573 | 0.03555 | 206 | 160 | 39 | 7 |
565 | It's not so bad. Thank God for my foot fetish. | 1.2573 | 0.03686 | 206 | 162 | 35 | 9 |
566 | My father wants me to learn all facets of the business before I take over. Next week I'm a bowling ball. | 1.2573 | 0.03749 | 206 | 163 | 33 | 10 |
567 | Well, it's much safer than my last job at the bowling alley. | 1.2573 | 0.03419 | 206 | 158 | 43 | 5 |
568 | Oh, I've been stepped on all my life... | 1.2550 | 0.03751 | 200 | 158 | 33 | 9 |
569 | it seemed the only way for me to get face time with you | 1.2550 | 0.03614 | 200 | 156 | 37 | 7 |
570 | I’ve hit a wall in my career. | 1.2550 | 0.03683 | 200 | 157 | 35 | 8 |
571 | Would you have a Kleenex? | 1.2550 | 0.03614 | 200 | 156 | 37 | 7 |
572 | Remember me when you get to the top. | 1.2550 | 0.03883 | 200 | 160 | 29 | 11 |
573 | Why haven't you been returning my calls? | 1.2550 | 0.03614 | 200 | 156 | 37 | 7 |
574 | Could you give my nose a little scratch on the way up, please? | 1.2550 | 0.03544 | 200 | 155 | 39 | 6 |
575 | The worst part is squeezing your head through the hole. | 1.2538 | 0.03645 | 197 | 154 | 36 | 7 |
576 | Babe, I don’t see why your therapist recommended this activity for us.” | 1.2538 | 0.03574 | 197 | 153 | 38 | 6 |
577 | I see you're still trying to get over me. | 1.2538 | 0.03853 | 197 | 157 | 30 | 10 |
578 | I am doing my best to squeeze in a little face time! | 1.2538 | 0.03645 | 197 | 154 | 36 | 7 |
579 | I started as a social climber, too, but before I knew it I got sucked in. | 1.2538 | 0.03853 | 197 | 157 | 30 | 10 |
580 | This side's not as bad as dart range next door. | 1.2538 | 0.03785 | 197 | 156 | 32 | 9 |
581 | Remember how your membership included a free face lift? | 1.2538 | 0.03716 | 197 | 155 | 34 | 8 |
582 | It’s OK - everyone steps on me on their way up. | 1.2538 | 0.03919 | 197 | 158 | 28 | 11 |
583 | If I let you step on my head, will you have coffee with me? | 1.2538 | 0.03785 | 197 | 156 | 32 | 9 |
584 | You think THIS is bad? Talk to the guy at the bottom who's in the Head Start program! | 1.2538 | 0.03785 | 197 | 156 | 32 | 9 |
585 | My last job was a speed bump in the parking lot. | 1.2538 | 0.03716 | 197 | 155 | 34 | 8 |
586 | I answered an ad for “career with climbing potential.” | 1.2538 | 0.03574 | 197 | 153 | 38 | 6 |
587 | Oh, hi Mark | 1.2525 | 0.03835 | 198 | 158 | 30 | 10 |
588 | Congratulations, you're between a rock and hard face. | 1.2513 | 0.03732 | 195 | 154 | 33 | 8 |
589 | Daaady! You are so overprotective! | 1.2513 | 0.03871 | 195 | 156 | 29 | 10 |
590 | Sure. Since your generation grew up on Ayn Rand you think it's ok to step on anyone to get to the top. | 1.2513 | 0.03513 | 195 | 151 | 39 | 5 |
591 | I really wish I could lend you a hand. | 1.2513 | 0.03939 | 195 | 157 | 27 | 11 |
592 | Yes, it hurt coming down as well. | 1.2513 | 0.03660 | 195 | 153 | 35 | 7 |
593 | Truthfully, sometimes I feel stuck, like life is passing me by. | 1.2513 | 0.03660 | 195 | 153 | 35 | 7 |
594 | This is nothing. I think my ass is in a bowling alley. | 1.2513 | 0.03939 | 195 | 157 | 27 | 11 |
595 | It pays well and women seem to love it. | 1.2513 | 0.03513 | 195 | 151 | 39 | 5 |
596 | Marry me, Beth! | 1.2513 | 0.03802 | 195 | 155 | 31 | 9 |
597 | They promised me there would be room at the top... | 1.2513 | 0.03732 | 195 | 154 | 33 | 8 |
598 | Don't worry, it's my atonement for #metoo infractions. | 1.2513 | 0.03732 | 195 | 154 | 33 | 8 |
599 | It was either this or a position in Trump's cabinet. | 1.2513 | 0.04071 | 195 | 159 | 23 | 13 |
600 | Watch out for the glass ceiling. | 1.2513 | 0.03660 | 195 | 153 | 35 | 7 |
601 | I'm supposed to help you face your fears. | 1.2513 | 0.03587 | 195 | 152 | 37 | 6 |
602 | Welcome to the gig economy. | 1.2513 | 0.03802 | 195 | 155 | 31 | 9 |
603 | You can call me Norman... Norman Rockwall. | 1.2513 | 0.03732 | 195 | 154 | 33 | 8 |
604 | Your mom said we might need some face time. | 1.2513 | 0.03732 | 195 | 154 | 33 | 8 |
605 | My therapist says at least I’m not rock bottom | 1.2513 | 0.03587 | 195 | 152 | 37 | 6 |
606 | Yeah , but I get dental ! | 1.2513 | 0.03871 | 195 | 156 | 29 | 10 |
607 | This was a bad day for me to get stoned... | 1.2513 | 0.03939 | 195 | 157 | 27 | 11 |
608 | I thought they meant face time | 1.2513 | 0.03470 | 199 | 154 | 40 | 5 |
609 | This isn't the kind of memorial I had in mind | 1.2500 | 0.03837 | 192 | 153 | 30 | 9 |
610 | I used to work on Wall Street. | 1.2500 | 0.03692 | 192 | 151 | 34 | 7 |
611 | Hi, I'ld like to tell you about our special offer for gym memberships. | 1.2500 | 0.03618 | 192 | 150 | 36 | 6 |
612 | You wanted a heads-up? I'm giving you a heads-up. | 1.2500 | 0.03618 | 192 | 150 | 36 | 6 |
613 | Here I am, yet again, letting you climb all over me! | 1.2500 | 0.03837 | 192 | 153 | 30 | 9 |
614 | My boss said he could really use a head like mine in the busienss. | 1.2500 | 0.03692 | 192 | 151 | 34 | 7 |
615 | Step here if you want to get a head. | 1.2500 | 0.03908 | 192 | 154 | 28 | 10 |
616 | They said if I get my hours in, pretty soon I'll be at the top | 1.2500 | 0.03542 | 192 | 149 | 38 | 5 |
617 | It’s better than being the harness. | 1.2500 | 0.03837 | 192 | 153 | 30 | 9 |
618 | Well, you said you wanted to climb a rock face. | 1.2500 | 0.03837 | 192 | 153 | 30 | 9 |
619 | I couldn't climb all the way up the corporate ladder -- so I quit while I was a head. | 1.2500 | 0.04397 | 136 | 107 | 24 | 5 |
620 | Dad, this checking on me as gone to far. | 1.2500 | 0.03618 | 192 | 150 | 36 | 6 |
621 | When I asked for a head start this is NOT what I meant. | 1.2500 | 0.03618 | 192 | 150 | 36 | 6 |
622 | It’s true, I’ve been seeing other people. | 1.2500 | 0.03766 | 192 | 152 | 32 | 8 |
623 | But what I really want to do is direct. | 1.2500 | 0.03837 | 192 | 153 | 30 | 9 |
624 | Be kind. You'll meet me again on the way down. | 1.2474 | 0.03632 | 190 | 149 | 35 | 6 |
625 | Don't worry. I put my foot in my mouth all the time. | 1.2474 | 0.03708 | 190 | 150 | 33 | 7 |
626 | Stephanie, your shoe is untied. | 1.2474 | 0.03555 | 190 | 148 | 37 | 5 |
627 | When “build the wall” turns into Facebook. | 1.2474 | 0.03997 | 190 | 154 | 25 | 11 |
628 | Watch out! I'm going to sneeze. | 1.2474 | 0.03632 | 190 | 149 | 35 | 6 |
629 | I should never have talked to that headhunter. | 1.2474 | 0.03782 | 190 | 151 | 31 | 8 |
630 | I just want to be part of your journey. | 1.2474 | 0.03855 | 190 | 152 | 29 | 9 |
631 | They told me I'd be in a high-level position. | 1.2474 | 0.03782 | 190 | 151 | 31 | 8 |
632 | I like this better than having baseballs thrown at my head. | 1.2474 | 0.03555 | 190 | 148 | 37 | 5 |
633 | I know you've moved on, but step on me for old time's sake. | 1.2474 | 0.03782 | 190 | 151 | 31 | 8 |
634 | Do you have a Kleenex? | 1.2474 | 0.03708 | 190 | 150 | 33 | 7 |
635 | There’ve been cutbacks in my witness protection program. | 1.2474 | 0.03555 | 190 | 148 | 37 | 5 |
636 | On the other side of this wall is a batting cage.” | 1.2474 | 0.03708 | 190 | 150 | 33 | 7 |
637 | Like, could you open your mouth a LITTLE wider, puhleese? | 1.2474 | 0.03997 | 190 | 154 | 25 | 11 |
638 | Trump promised to make me head of his wall commission | 1.2474 | 0.03782 | 190 | 151 | 31 | 8 |
639 | I'm trying to be supportive. | 1.2474 | 0.03555 | 190 | 148 | 37 | 5 |
640 | Careful. The walls have ears. And faces. | 1.2474 | 0.03782 | 190 | 151 | 31 | 8 |
641 | It's better than working in the White House. | 1.2474 | 0.03997 | 190 | 154 | 25 | 11 |
642 | Look - we can't all be on Mount Rushmore. | 1.2474 | 0.03632 | 190 | 149 | 35 | 6 |
643 | Beats driving Uber. | 1.2474 | 0.03782 | 190 | 151 | 31 | 8 |
644 | Dad...? | 1.2474 | 0.03708 | 190 | 150 | 33 | 7 |
645 | What can I say? It's a gig economy. | 1.2461 | 0.03765 | 191 | 152 | 31 | 8 |
646 | I forgot to tell you that I am a wallflower, too--of sorts. | 1.2461 | 0.03765 | 191 | 152 | 31 | 8 |
647 | Help me. Please...help me. | 1.2461 | 0.04114 | 191 | 157 | 21 | 13 |
648 | My boss said I had the most chiseled features. | 1.2461 | 0.03615 | 191 | 150 | 35 | 6 |
649 | Wow! This must be the North Face I hear about. | 1.2461 | 0.03837 | 191 | 153 | 29 | 9 |
650 | This is not what I had in mind when I wished for women to climb all over me. | 1.2461 | 0.03460 | 191 | 148 | 39 | 4 |
651 | Someday I hope to make it to Mt Rushmore. | 1.2461 | 0.03978 | 191 | 155 | 25 | 11 |
652 | 'A couple of pounds,' my ass. | 1.2461 | 0.03908 | 191 | 154 | 27 | 10 |
653 | It's not controlling - I just worry about you, that's all." | 1.2460 | 0.03817 | 187 | 149 | 30 | 8 |
654 | Look, before you make your next move, we really ought to know each other better.... | 1.2460 | 0.03817 | 187 | 149 | 30 | 8 |
655 | You think this is bad, you should see what they're using me for on the other side of this wall! | 1.2460 | 0.03664 | 187 | 147 | 34 | 6 |
656 | I used to be a rung on the corporate ladder until I propositioned the boss's daughter at the company picnic. | 1.2460 | 0.03817 | 187 | 149 | 30 | 8 |
657 | I have a rock tile dysfunction. | 1.2460 | 0.03892 | 187 | 150 | 28 | 9 |
658 | Jimmy,Jimmy Hoffa! | 1.2447 | 0.03946 | 188 | 152 | 26 | 10 |
659 | Please tell me you washed your hands? | 1.2447 | 0.03724 | 188 | 149 | 32 | 7 |
660 | ...When all of the sudden, a mountain goat shot me with a hunting rifle and mounted my head to the wall. | 1.2432 | 0.04130 | 185 | 152 | 21 | 12 |
661 | Go ahead, I'm used to it. | 1.2432 | 0.03835 | 185 | 148 | 29 | 8 |
662 | I used to be a face in a crowd... | 1.2432 | 0.03597 | 185 | 145 | 35 | 5 |
663 | They wanted a less imposing rock face. | 1.2432 | 0.03757 | 185 | 147 | 31 | 7 |
664 | Funny. I always saw myself as more of a doormat when it came to relationships. | 1.2432 | 0.03597 | 185 | 145 | 35 | 5 |
665 | Remember who helped you get to the top. | 1.2432 | 0.03597 | 185 | 145 | 35 | 5 |
666 | Stepping stone position, they said. | 1.2432 | 0.03597 | 185 | 145 | 35 | 5 |
667 | Is this your dream or my dream? | 1.2432 | 0.03911 | 185 | 149 | 27 | 9 |
668 | I want to be your rock but it's hard when I feel stepped on all the time. | 1.2432 | 0.03597 | 185 | 145 | 35 | 5 |
669 | Would you like to renew your gym membership, Karen? | 1.2432 | 0.03911 | 185 | 149 | 27 | 9 |
670 | Trust me, being stuck between two rocks is just as bad. | 1.2432 | 0.03911 | 185 | 149 | 27 | 9 |
671 | John, it's over, let go. | 1.2432 | 0.03835 | 185 | 148 | 29 | 8 |
672 | You said you were having trouble getting a hold of me! | 1.2432 | 0.03757 | 185 | 147 | 31 | 7 |
673 | Pardon me, you’re not wearing crampons are you? | 1.2432 | 0.03757 | 185 | 147 | 31 | 7 |
674 | Would you please, please scratch my nose? | 1.2432 | 0.03597 | 185 | 145 | 35 | 5 |
675 | I used to wonder what it felt like being stuck between a rock and a hard place... | 1.2432 | 0.03597 | 185 | 145 | 35 | 5 |
676 | I preferred the therapy where you metaphorically walked all over me. | 1.2432 | 0.03678 | 185 | 146 | 33 | 6 |
677 | I thought it would be a stepping stone FOR my career, not AS. | 1.2419 | 0.03498 | 186 | 145 | 37 | 4 |
678 | I should have told the genie I wanted to look like “Dwayne Johnson” | 1.2419 | 0.03739 | 186 | 148 | 31 | 7 |
679 | I'm here as a reminder that you can get to the top without stepping on people. | 1.2419 | 0.03739 | 186 | 148 | 31 | 7 |
680 | Watch out I used the slick hair jell this morning | 1.2419 | 0.03739 | 186 | 148 | 31 | 7 |
681 | Oh, you're a social climber too? | 1.2419 | 0.03739 | 186 | 148 | 31 | 7 |
682 | You know what term I really hate these days? Step on it. | 1.2419 | 0.03739 | 186 | 148 | 31 | 7 |
683 | My therapist says this will be good way to meet new people while also confronting my extreme fear of heights | 1.2419 | 0.03661 | 186 | 147 | 33 | 6 |
684 | And the worst thing is, I'm afraid of heights | 1.2419 | 0.03414 | 186 | 144 | 39 | 3 |
685 | Uh, please be extra careful. That's not a rock you're standing on. | 1.2419 | 0.04038 | 186 | 152 | 23 | 11 |
686 | That's the last time I get stoned. | 1.2418 | 0.03792 | 182 | 145 | 30 | 7 |
687 | I knew it! To you, I've always been just a stepping stone! | 1.2418 | 0.03871 | 182 | 146 | 28 | 8 |
688 | Hooking up with a sculptor was a bad idea. | 1.2418 | 0.03792 | 182 | 145 | 30 | 7 |
689 | This chapter in my life is going to have many footnotes. | 1.2418 | 0.03711 | 182 | 144 | 32 | 6 |
690 | This gym is great, just make sure you're current on your membership dues. | 1.2418 | 0.03949 | 182 | 147 | 26 | 9 |
691 | I’m feeling a little rocky. | 1.2418 | 0.03949 | 182 | 147 | 26 | 9 |
692 | This is one internship I would recommend avoiding. | 1.2418 | 0.03628 | 182 | 143 | 34 | 5 |
693 | ...they told me they were looking for someone with a good head for climbing! | 1.2418 | 0.03871 | 182 | 146 | 28 | 8 |
694 | May I suggest you skip the "Extreme Trampoline" course in the next room? | 1.2418 | 0.03871 | 182 | 146 | 28 | 8 |
695 | I have a face that repels people ! | 1.2418 | 0.03628 | 182 | 143 | 34 | 5 |
696 | No Joe. I told you a hundred times NO! | 1.2418 | 0.03871 | 182 | 146 | 28 | 8 |
697 | Pro tip: If the judge asks you if you want to take advantage of the court's 'alternative sentencing' program, just say no. | 1.2418 | 0.03871 | 182 | 146 | 28 | 8 |
698 | I'm sorry but I can't even offer you emotional support. | 1.2418 | 0.03871 | 182 | 146 | 28 | 8 |
699 | Why aren't you returning my calls? I miss you | 1.2418 | 0.03949 | 182 | 147 | 26 | 9 |
700 | It's a painful but rather simple story. The rest of me is in the handball court. | 1.2418 | 0.03792 | 182 | 145 | 30 | 7 |
701 | Leave Escher's Gym while you can. | 1.2418 | 0.03628 | 182 | 143 | 34 | 5 |
702 | While I'd rather you didn't step on my head, where you are stepping now is even worse | 1.2418 | 0.03949 | 182 | 147 | 26 | 9 |
703 | I'm sorry I haven't called.... | 1.2418 | 0.03949 | 182 | 147 | 26 | 9 |
704 | Sorry about the hair gel, it's my first day. | 1.2418 | 0.03628 | 182 | 143 | 34 | 5 |
705 | I hate having to work for scale. | 1.2418 | 0.03871 | 182 | 146 | 28 | 8 |
706 | My therapist says I need to stop letting people step all over me. | 1.2418 | 0.04025 | 182 | 148 | 24 | 10 |
707 | Alice, please take me back. I'll do anything... | 1.2418 | 0.03792 | 182 | 145 | 30 | 7 |
708 | This could be tricky, there's gel in my hair. | 1.2418 | 0.03711 | 182 | 144 | 32 | 6 |
709 | Well this embarrassing, I guess you aren't cheating. | 1.2418 | 0.03711 | 182 | 144 | 32 | 6 |
710 | It was this or we had to close for the day. | 1.2418 | 0.03871 | 182 | 146 | 28 | 8 |
711 | I'm a big Pink Floyd fan | 1.2418 | 0.03949 | 182 | 147 | 26 | 9 |
712 | Kevin, this isn’t what I meant when I said you should be bolder. | 1.2418 | 0.03871 | 182 | 146 | 28 | 8 |
713 | If you think this is strange - do not use the toilets. | 1.2418 | 0.04025 | 182 | 148 | 24 | 10 |
714 | Why the stone face? We both know I was just a social climber! | 1.2418 | 0.04025 | 182 | 148 | 24 | 10 |
715 | This is a first: Your foot in my mouth. | 1.2418 | 0.03628 | 182 | 143 | 34 | 5 |
716 | I don't stick my neck out for just anyone. | 1.2418 | 0.03711 | 182 | 144 | 32 | 6 |
717 | It still beats working at Walmart | 1.2418 | 0.03871 | 182 | 146 | 28 | 8 |
718 | I meant I would EMOTIONALLY support you | 1.2418 | 0.03949 | 182 | 147 | 26 | 9 |
719 | I was warned about you. You use a greasy hair balm. Luckily I am using climbing spikes. | 1.2418 | 0.04100 | 182 | 149 | 22 | 11 |
720 | I'm starting to wish I'd interned at the pool this summer. | 1.2418 | 0.03871 | 182 | 146 | 28 | 8 |
721 | It’s fine, women are rappelled by my face all the time. | 1.2418 | 0.04025 | 182 | 148 | 24 | 10 |
722 | I hope you'll remember me when you make it to the top. | 1.2418 | 0.03792 | 182 | 145 | 30 | 7 |
723 | My psychiatrist says I rappel anyone who gets close to me. | 1.2418 | 0.03792 | 182 | 145 | 30 | 7 |
724 | Hi, I'm Timmy. They made ME replace the stone I broke! | 1.2418 | 0.03871 | 182 | 146 | 28 | 8 |
725 | You never explained why you find me rappelling... | 1.2418 | 0.03792 | 182 | 145 | 30 | 7 |
726 | You may regret that step - I know I did. | 1.2418 | 0.03792 | 182 | 145 | 30 | 7 |
727 | I just got one of those faces, you know? | 1.2418 | 0.03949 | 182 | 147 | 26 | 9 |
728 | Turn around and go back down now. Trust me. | 1.2418 | 0.03949 | 182 | 147 | 26 | 9 |
729 | Your shoelace is untied. | 1.2418 | 0.03792 | 182 | 145 | 30 | 7 |
730 | Please, don't…my last girlfriend walked all over me. | 1.2418 | 0.03871 | 182 | 146 | 28 | 8 |
731 | As first dates go, I've had worse. | 1.2389 | 0.03642 | 180 | 142 | 33 | 5 |
732 | I always knew you'd step on me to get ahead. | 1.2389 | 0.03642 | 180 | 142 | 33 | 5 |
733 | They need to come up with a better punishment for not wiping down the equipment after you're done. | 1.2389 | 0.03808 | 180 | 144 | 29 | 7 |
734 | Who's the jerk who wrote his name on the wall? | 1.2389 | 0.03889 | 180 | 145 | 27 | 8 |
735 | My mother always told me this would happen if I took too many selfies. | 1.2389 | 0.04045 | 180 | 147 | 23 | 10 |
736 | Or, we could just hang out. | 1.2389 | 0.03726 | 180 | 143 | 31 | 6 |
737 | Men with stone faces shouldn't be taken for granite | 1.2389 | 0.03968 | 180 | 146 | 25 | 9 |
738 | I'm starting to suspect that five extra points on the psych midterm aren't really worth it. | 1.2389 | 0.03726 | 180 | 143 | 31 | 6 |
739 | Pay your gym membership! Pay your gym membership! | 1.2389 | 0.03808 | 180 | 144 | 29 | 7 |
740 | This isn't what I meant when I said we should do more things together. | 1.2389 | 0.03642 | 180 | 142 | 33 | 5 |
741 | I’m glad you’re enjoying the rock climbing sweetie, but the zip line room on the other side didn’t really work out for me. Can we go home now? | 1.2389 | 0.03889 | 180 | 145 | 27 | 8 |
742 | Yeah, you're right, it's me--Prometheus. Zeus felt the whole eagle eating my liver for eternity needed an update. | 1.2389 | 0.03726 | 180 | 143 | 31 | 6 |
743 | “My best quality? I'm very headstrong.” | 1.2373 | 0.03927 | 177 | 143 | 26 | 8 |
744 | I still haven’t figured out what to do with my hands. | 1.2373 | 0.03844 | 177 | 142 | 28 | 7 |
745 | Mount Rushmore was all filled up. | 1.2373 | 0.04008 | 177 | 144 | 24 | 9 |
746 | I've always wanted to be a rock star, but this is not what I had in mind. | 1.2373 | 0.03927 | 177 | 143 | 26 | 8 |
747 | I figured this was the only way to get face time with you, Marcia. | 1.2373 | 0.03673 | 177 | 140 | 32 | 5 |
748 | Look, I know what you're thinking but the pay's amazing | 1.2373 | 0.03844 | 177 | 142 | 28 | 7 |
749 | I'm sorry, I should've warned you I'm a social climber. | 1.2373 | 0.03760 | 177 | 141 | 30 | 6 |
750 | Sometimes, it's best to take the road less traveled... | 1.2373 | 0.03760 | 177 | 141 | 30 | 6 |
751 | The ad promised uplifting work. | 1.2373 | 0.03844 | 177 | 142 | 28 | 7 |
752 | They said it would be a stepping stone to corporate. | 1.2373 | 0.03401 | 177 | 137 | 38 | 2 |
753 | Holly. Go lightly! | 1.2373 | 0.03844 | 177 | 142 | 28 | 7 |
754 | I'll always be your rock, Susan. | 1.2373 | 0.03585 | 177 | 139 | 34 | 4 |
755 | Hi, we've been trying to reach you- our gym is making some updates to our privacy policy. | 1.2373 | 0.03760 | 177 | 141 | 30 | 6 |
756 | Best advice? Never try to see what’s on the other side of the wall.. | 1.2373 | 0.03673 | 177 | 140 | 32 | 5 |
757 | Please, don’t put your foot in my mouth! | 1.2373 | 0.04165 | 177 | 146 | 20 | 11 |
758 | The benefits aren't great but the position is rock solid. | 1.2373 | 0.03927 | 177 | 143 | 26 | 8 |
759 | It's O.K., I'm used to being stepped on." | 1.2373 | 0.04008 | 177 | 144 | 24 | 9 |
760 | Sadly, people are always stepping all over me on their climb to the top. | 1.2373 | 0.04008 | 177 | 144 | 24 | 9 |
761 | Well, here I actually get paid for letting people climb over me to reach the top. | 1.2373 | 0.03494 | 177 | 138 | 36 | 3 |
762 | It's so much more humiliating when it's someone else putting a foot in my mouth. | 1.2373 | 0.03927 | 177 | 143 | 26 | 8 |
763 | Don't ask. Just keep climbing. | 1.2373 | 0.03673 | 177 | 140 | 32 | 5 |
764 | My advice is never try to get in here with a guest pass. | 1.2373 | 0.03760 | 177 | 141 | 30 | 6 |
765 | So, do you come here often? | 1.2373 | 0.03844 | 177 | 142 | 28 | 7 |
766 | I’m unattached. How about you? | 1.2373 | 0.03760 | 177 | 141 | 30 | 6 |
767 | I get medical and dental benefits so I guess I can't complain. | 1.2373 | 0.03927 | 177 | 143 | 26 | 8 |
768 | Yeah, a lot of people see a face in the rock. | 1.2373 | 0.03673 | 177 | 140 | 32 | 5 |
769 | Nothing from outside on the bottom of those indoor shoes right?! | 1.2373 | 0.03673 | 177 | 140 | 32 | 5 |
770 | I thought this was the pie-in-the-face booth. | 1.2373 | 0.03760 | 177 | 141 | 30 | 6 |
771 | Its a twelve step programme. Looks like you only made it to eight, huh? | 1.2373 | 0.04008 | 177 | 144 | 24 | 9 |
772 | The alternate universe wasn't really working out for me. | 1.2373 | 0.03844 | 177 | 142 | 28 | 7 |
773 | A little head" - that was my third wish | 1.2356 | 0.03966 | 174 | 141 | 25 | 8 |
774 | Be careful who you step on on your way up... | 1.2356 | 0.03706 | 174 | 138 | 31 | 5 |
775 | It's good to see a fresh face again. As you can see, I'm surrounded by nothing but bellybuttons. | 1.2356 | 0.03881 | 174 | 140 | 27 | 7 |
776 | This is the deal to get out of the membership contract. | 1.2356 | 0.04049 | 174 | 142 | 23 | 9 |
777 | I'm finding out that this is not the best way for me to meet other climbers. | 1.2356 | 0.03794 | 174 | 139 | 29 | 6 |
778 | George, please open your mouth. I need a step. | 1.2356 | 0.03881 | 174 | 140 | 27 | 7 |
779 | I've already been promoted twice. | 1.2356 | 0.03615 | 174 | 137 | 33 | 4 |
780 | They told me this job would be a step up. | 1.2356 | 0.03706 | 174 | 138 | 31 | 5 |
781 | It’s a gig economy. | 1.2356 | 0.03881 | 174 | 140 | 27 | 7 |
782 | I was chanting along with the crowd at a Trump rally and ... beware what you ask for. | 1.2356 | 0.03881 | 174 | 140 | 27 | 7 |
783 | When you asked if I wanted to hang out, I didn't know you meant literally. | 1.2356 | 0.03881 | 174 | 140 | 27 | 7 |
784 | The recruiter said this would be a stepping stone to a higher position. | 1.2356 | 0.03881 | 174 | 140 | 27 | 7 |
785 | I don't mean to sound forward... but did you wash your hands? | 1.2356 | 0.03881 | 174 | 140 | 27 | 7 |
786 | Never trust a genie | 1.2356 | 0.04130 | 174 | 143 | 21 | 10 |
787 | Why the hell aren't you screaming? I'm a living head impaled on a wall! | 1.2356 | 0.03881 | 174 | 140 | 27 | 7 |
788 | I'll be your rock | 1.2356 | 0.04130 | 174 | 143 | 21 | 10 |
789 | When I wished to become a real boy, I should've been more specific. | 1.2326 | 0.03985 | 172 | 140 | 24 | 8 |
790 | So this is what you meant by rock and a hard place. | 1.2326 | 0.03898 | 172 | 139 | 26 | 7 |
791 | This must be The North Face. | 1.2326 | 0.04069 | 172 | 141 | 22 | 9 |
792 | I don't mind. I have a foot fetish. | 1.2326 | 0.03985 | 172 | 140 | 24 | 8 |
793 | So this isn’t the main entrance? | 1.2326 | 0.03627 | 172 | 136 | 32 | 4 |
794 | Talk about facing my fears | 1.2326 | 0.04069 | 172 | 141 | 22 | 9 |
795 | I’m just stuck between a rock and a hard place | 1.2326 | 0.03810 | 172 | 138 | 28 | 6 |
796 | I would suggest more of an all-around climbing shoe. | 1.2326 | 0.03810 | 172 | 138 | 28 | 6 |
797 | Remember? As your life coach I promised to help you scale the heights.... | 1.2326 | 0.03810 | 172 | 138 | 28 | 6 |
798 | You said you wanted me to be more supportive. | 1.2326 | 0.03720 | 172 | 137 | 30 | 5 |
799 | You're going places, but I'm looking for someone who isn't clingy | 1.2326 | 0.03898 | 172 | 139 | 26 | 7 |
800 | Aw it's not as bad as what's on the other side. | 1.2326 | 0.03810 | 172 | 138 | 28 | 6 |
801 | Steve, I am not having an affair. | 1.2326 | 0.03898 | 172 | 139 | 26 | 7 |
802 | I needed to get your attention. | 1.2326 | 0.03810 | 172 | 138 | 28 | 6 |
803 | My parents wanted me to be a doctor. | 1.2326 | 0.04069 | 172 | 141 | 22 | 9 |
804 | Go ahead, step on me, everyone else does. | 1.2326 | 0.03898 | 172 | 139 | 26 | 7 |
805 | Don't you find these couple's therapy sessions humiliating? | 1.2326 | 0.03810 | 172 | 138 | 28 | 6 |
806 | Will you remember me when you are at the top?! | 1.2326 | 0.03720 | 172 | 137 | 30 | 5 |
807 | Sharon finally understood why they called it a climbing Jim | 1.2326 | 0.03720 | 172 | 137 | 30 | 5 |
808 | I thought you could use some mansplaining about climbing. | 1.2326 | 0.04069 | 172 | 141 | 22 | 9 |
809 | I don't have another facelift in me today. | 1.2326 | 0.03810 | 172 | 138 | 28 | 6 |
810 | They're playing whack-a-mole on the other side. | 1.2326 | 0.03810 | 172 | 138 | 28 | 6 |
811 | I'll definitely say 'no' the next time someone asks me if I want to get stoned. | 1.2326 | 0.03720 | 172 | 137 | 30 | 5 |
812 | Hey, I'm not your stepping stone. | 1.2326 | 0.03720 | 172 | 137 | 30 | 5 |
813 | I sure miss the old dunk tank. | 1.2308 | 0.03846 | 169 | 136 | 27 | 6 |
814 | I’ve been drawn to scale. | 1.2308 | 0.04112 | 169 | 139 | 21 | 9 |
815 | It was this or just keep texting you. | 1.2308 | 0.03658 | 169 | 134 | 31 | 4 |
816 | This is the stupidest crap I've ever seen. What am I, in a stupid New Yorker Cartoon contest? | 1.2308 | 0.04025 | 169 | 138 | 23 | 8 |
817 | But her emails! | 1.2294 | 0.03916 | 170 | 138 | 25 | 7 |
818 | So...you hang out here often? | 1.2275 | 0.03671 | 167 | 133 | 30 | 4 |
819 | My therapist says I have to stop letting people treat me like a doormat. I can't wait to report my progress. | 1.2275 | 0.03768 | 167 | 134 | 28 | 5 |
820 | I'm tired of people stepping all over me. | 1.2262 | 0.04023 | 168 | 138 | 22 | 8 |
821 | Emily was always trying to get a leg up on Jason | 1.2262 | 0.04023 | 168 | 138 | 22 | 8 |
822 | Could you do me a favor on your way up--scratch my nose? | 1.2262 | 0.03748 | 168 | 135 | 28 | 5 |
823 | You’re about to remind me of my wife. | 1.2262 | 0.03748 | 168 | 135 | 28 | 5 |
824 | I made a new year's resolution to be a little bolder | 1.2262 | 0.03842 | 168 | 136 | 26 | 6 |
825 | You’re the one clinging. I’m just trying to be involved. | 1.2262 | 0.03842 | 168 | 136 | 26 | 6 |
826 | Even after repurposing, the Confederate monuments remained occasionally hard to handle. | 1.2262 | 0.04023 | 168 | 138 | 22 | 8 |
827 | Actually, you don’t need to step on me to get ahead. | 1.2262 | 0.03748 | 168 | 135 | 28 | 5 |
828 | I just got promoted from door mat. | 1.2262 | 0.03748 | 168 | 135 | 28 | 5 |
829 | Yes, I agree. It’s a pretty obvious metaphor. | 1.2262 | 0.03748 | 168 | 135 | 28 | 5 |
830 | I didn't meet my sales target last month. | 1.2262 | 0.03748 | 168 | 135 | 28 | 5 |
831 | I hate to tell you what you stepped on. | 1.2262 | 0.04023 | 168 | 138 | 22 | 8 |
832 | The third rock from the top is a trap. | 1.2262 | 0.03842 | 168 | 136 | 26 | 6 |
833 | So he asked me, now that you’re a big success, how would you like to support others in their climb to the top? | 1.2262 | 0.03651 | 168 | 134 | 30 | 4 |
834 | And for my last wish, and this is where I really messed up,... | 1.2262 | 0.03451 | 168 | 132 | 34 | 2 |
835 | As a small business owner,I have to fill in whenever necessary. | 1.2262 | 0.03451 | 168 | 132 | 34 | 2 |
836 | Honestly, this side is the less painful one. | 1.2262 | 0.03933 | 168 | 137 | 24 | 7 |
837 | To you I'm just a stepping stone. | 1.2262 | 0.04023 | 168 | 138 | 22 | 8 |
838 | Let me show you how supportive, I can be! | 1.2262 | 0.04023 | 168 | 138 | 22 | 8 |
839 | Looking for someone who thinks outside the box? | 1.2262 | 0.03748 | 168 | 135 | 28 | 5 |
840 | *sigh* ...Go on, Karen. I support you. | 1.2262 | 0.03346 | 168 | 131 | 36 | 1 |
841 | The ad said,”hang out with athletic women”. | 1.2262 | 0.03748 | 168 | 135 | 28 | 5 |
842 | Gimme a break! I'm up against a wall! | 1.2262 | 0.03842 | 168 | 136 | 26 | 6 |
843 | You could've broken up with me over the phone, you know. | 1.2262 | 0.03842 | 168 | 136 | 26 | 6 |
844 | For next year's fair, I will insist on the kissing booth. | 1.2262 | 0.03933 | 168 | 137 | 24 | 7 |
845 | I am the lesser known, yet equally damned, brother to Sisyphus... | 1.2262 | 0.03748 | 168 | 135 | 28 | 5 |
846 | Careful! Those aren't rocks! | 1.2262 | 0.03842 | 168 | 136 | 26 | 6 |
847 | There was this hole in the wall and - could you call 911? | 1.2262 | 0.03552 | 168 | 133 | 32 | 3 |
848 | It's better than being chained to a rock and having eagles eat your liver every day, I guess. | 1.2262 | 0.04023 | 168 | 138 | 22 | 8 |
849 | I'd love a hand. | 1.2262 | 0.03552 | 168 | 133 | 32 | 3 |
850 | It's OK to step on my face. The other side is an archery range. | 1.2262 | 0.03933 | 168 | 137 | 24 | 7 |
851 | Why won't you return my calls? | 1.2262 | 0.03933 | 168 | 137 | 24 | 7 |
852 | Last day on the job, I've been headhunted. | 1.2262 | 0.03842 | 168 | 136 | 26 | 6 |
853 | Can you scratch my nose? | 1.2262 | 0.03933 | 168 | 137 | 24 | 7 |
854 | My mother’s dying wish was that I put my hard headedness to good use. | 1.2262 | 0.04111 | 168 | 139 | 20 | 9 |
855 | Arne Duncan? It’s me! Betsy! Betsy De Vos! | 1.2262 | 0.04023 | 168 | 138 | 22 | 8 |
856 | Yes, I hit the wall and I have been stuck ever since. | 1.2262 | 0.03842 | 168 | 136 | 26 | 6 |
857 | Ay-ay-ay-ay-ay-I’m not your (sing it with me!) steppin’ stone. | 1.2262 | 0.03748 | 168 | 135 | 28 | 5 |
858 | So, you ended up on Facewall instead of Facebook. | 1.2262 | 0.03842 | 168 | 136 | 26 | 6 |
859 | And your foot's on my liver. | 1.2262 | 0.03933 | 168 | 137 | 24 | 7 |
860 | Two-for-one special today ma’am: Rock Climbing and Creep Show. | 1.2262 | 0.03933 | 168 | 137 | 24 | 7 |
861 | You’re driving me up a wall! | 1.2262 | 0.03842 | 168 | 136 | 26 | 6 |
862 | OMG! Stepping on my Ex’s face is an unexpected bonus! | 1.2262 | 0.03933 | 168 | 137 | 24 | 7 |
863 | And you think you're between a rock and a hard place.... | 1.2262 | 0.03933 | 168 | 137 | 24 | 7 |
864 | As close to Mt Rushmore as Trump will get. | 1.2262 | 0.04023 | 168 | 138 | 22 | 8 |
865 | Try the South Face for a better view | 1.2262 | 0.03552 | 168 | 133 | 32 | 3 |
866 | Jenny — I’m tired of being used as a stepping stone on your way to the top! | 1.2262 | 0.04023 | 168 | 138 | 22 | 8 |
867 | This is my punishment for telling a climber she had gneiss gams. | 1.2262 | 0.04023 | 168 | 138 | 22 | 8 |
868 | I hope you read the fine print on the waiver. | 1.2262 | 0.03933 | 168 | 137 | 24 | 7 |
869 | Next time, try the north face. | 1.2262 | 0.04196 | 168 | 140 | 18 | 10 |
870 | Hay, its my step dad! | 1.2256 | 0.03803 | 164 | 132 | 27 | 5 |
871 | So I told this Genie, "For my last wish, I want to become the face of modern rock climbing." | 1.2256 | 0.03703 | 164 | 131 | 29 | 4 |
872 | Can't you ever give me any "me" time? | 1.2256 | 0.03900 | 164 | 133 | 25 | 6 |
873 | I'm with support staff... | 1.2256 | 0.03900 | 164 | 133 | 25 | 6 |
874 | If you FAIL the wall, you ARE the wall. | 1.2256 | 0.04087 | 164 | 135 | 21 | 8 |
875 | Yeah, I'm Rock. So what? | 1.2256 | 0.03900 | 164 | 133 | 25 | 6 |
876 | I just don't feel like I can give you the support you need. | 1.2256 | 0.03703 | 164 | 131 | 29 | 4 |
877 | I didn't pay my membership fee on time. | 1.2256 | 0.03803 | 164 | 132 | 27 | 5 |
878 | Who told you my head wasn’t screwed on right? | 1.2256 | 0.03803 | 164 | 132 | 27 | 5 |
879 | Go ahead. All the interns have to do this. | 1.2256 | 0.03803 | 164 | 132 | 27 | 5 |
880 | We could all use a face lift. | 1.2256 | 0.03994 | 164 | 134 | 23 | 7 |
881 | .....so...who paid for the wall? | 1.2256 | 0.03803 | 164 | 132 | 27 | 5 |
882 | They'll never believe it when we tell them how we met. | 1.2256 | 0.03994 | 164 | 134 | 23 | 7 |
883 | Watch out for the bald guy,he bites. | 1.2256 | 0.03803 | 164 | 132 | 27 | 5 |
884 | Oh, there you are. I wondered why you never called. | 1.2256 | 0.03900 | 164 | 133 | 25 | 6 |
885 | At the risk of seeming desperate,are you sure you won’t marry me? | 1.2256 | 0.03703 | 164 | 131 | 29 | 4 |
886 | Please step lightly. | 1.2256 | 0.03900 | 164 | 133 | 25 | 6 |
887 | Debi would regret her decision to climb the Comey Wall at Trump Towers. | 1.2256 | 0.03803 | 164 | 132 | 27 | 5 |
888 | Yes, I know, but I get paid thirty dollars an hour until they find the missing rock. | 1.2256 | 0.03900 | 164 | 133 | 25 | 6 |
889 | You said you’d support me. | 1.2256 | 0.03803 | 164 | 132 | 27 | 5 |
890 | Read the fine print of your membership. | 1.2256 | 0.03803 | 164 | 132 | 27 | 5 |
891 | My office is on the other side of this wall. Do you think you could keep the noise down? | 1.2256 | 0.03600 | 164 | 130 | 31 | 3 |
892 | This rock face is challenging. | 1.2256 | 0.03994 | 164 | 134 | 23 | 7 |
893 | I'm living proof that if you want to get a head and go up in the world, let no body hold you back. | 1.2256 | 0.04087 | 164 | 135 | 21 | 8 |
894 | Am I crazy for feeling like you're just using me to get to the top? | 1.2256 | 0.03703 | 164 | 131 | 29 | 4 |
895 | Careful, lady—around here, a slip of the tongue can be fatal. | 1.2256 | 0.03803 | 164 | 132 | 27 | 5 |
896 | People have been climbing over me to get to the top for so long, I just decided to formalize it... | 1.2256 | 0.04087 | 164 | 135 | 21 | 8 |
897 | This is my resting rock face. | 1.2256 | 0.03600 | 164 | 130 | 31 | 3 |
898 | Well, you wouldn't answer my texts or phone calls . | 1.2256 | 0.03900 | 164 | 133 | 25 | 6 |
899 | Susan! For the last time, will you marry me? | 1.2256 | 0.04178 | 164 | 136 | 19 | 9 |
900 | I'm head under heels in love. | 1.2256 | 0.03900 | 164 | 133 | 25 | 6 |
901 | They're now offering social climbing, too. | 1.2256 | 0.03803 | 164 | 132 | 27 | 5 |
902 | Just do it. But please don't yell 'in your face!' | 1.2256 | 0.03900 | 164 | 133 | 25 | 6 |
903 | I told you I have a good head for business. | 1.2256 | 0.03803 | 164 | 132 | 27 | 5 |
904 | No pulling the hair, grabbing the nose, and sticking a foot in my mouth. | 1.2256 | 0.03803 | 164 | 132 | 27 | 5 |
905 | Can you come down on the back side? My arm itches. | 1.2256 | 0.03803 | 164 | 132 | 27 | 5 |
906 | I first tried texting you, then I tried calling you, and I even tried emailing you. | 1.2256 | 0.03703 | 164 | 131 | 29 | 4 |
907 | You're probably wondering why I asked you here | 1.2256 | 0.03600 | 164 | 130 | 31 | 3 |
908 | Don't you think my "me too" punishment is a bit severe? | 1.2242 | 0.03476 | 165 | 130 | 33 | 2 |
909 | Linda usually preferred face climbing alone | 1.2242 | 0.04064 | 165 | 136 | 21 | 8 |
910 | I hope you aren't wearing cleats. | 1.2242 | 0.03878 | 165 | 134 | 25 | 6 |
911 | You know there are other ways for women to get ahead, don't you? | 1.2242 | 0.03782 | 165 | 133 | 27 | 5 |
912 | It's a fifth floor climb-up, but the views are lovely. | 1.2242 | 0.03878 | 165 | 134 | 25 | 6 |
913 | The boss promised me this would be a step up.... | 1.2236 | 0.03736 | 161 | 129 | 28 | 4 |
914 | Don't worry, I'm not falling for you. | 1.2236 | 0.03938 | 161 | 131 | 24 | 6 |
915 | Not the chalk. NOT the chalk! | 1.2236 | 0.03938 | 161 | 131 | 24 | 6 |
916 | Hey! You must be the North Face everyone talks about. | 1.2236 | 0.03838 | 161 | 130 | 26 | 5 |
917 | Why is our love always on the rocks ? | 1.2236 | 0.04035 | 161 | 132 | 22 | 7 |
918 | Go ahead and use me. I've always been a stepping stone for social climbers. | 1.2236 | 0.04131 | 161 | 133 | 20 | 8 |
919 | No matter where I go, there you are, looking at my boobs | 1.2236 | 0.04035 | 161 | 132 | 22 | 7 |
920 | Face it...everyone walks all over me! | 1.2236 | 0.03938 | 161 | 131 | 24 | 6 |
921 | Only the kiss of a beautiful virgin can break the spell--it's been more than ten years now. | 1.2236 | 0.03938 | 161 | 131 | 24 | 6 |
922 | I asked for a temp gig with upward mobility | 1.2236 | 0.03838 | 161 | 130 | 26 | 5 |
923 | Just remember to be nice to those you meet on your way up. | 1.2236 | 0.03522 | 161 | 127 | 32 | 2 |
924 | So, I guess you just see me as a stepping stone... | 1.2236 | 0.03522 | 161 | 127 | 32 | 2 |
925 | No, North Face is on the other wall, I’m Pat Egonia. | 1.2236 | 0.03938 | 161 | 131 | 24 | 6 |
926 | I'm stuck between a rock and a hard face. | 1.2236 | 0.03736 | 161 | 129 | 28 | 4 |
927 | You've reached the widow's peak. | 1.2236 | 0.04223 | 161 | 134 | 18 | 9 |
928 | Please tell your boyfriend to put some pants on before he starts climbing. | 1.2236 | 0.03938 | 161 | 131 | 24 | 6 |
929 | Daddy? What're you doing here? | 1.2236 | 0.04223 | 161 | 134 | 18 | 9 |
930 | Let me give you a tip. Don't say anything bad about Trump on Twitter. | 1.2236 | 0.04314 | 161 | 135 | 16 | 10 |
931 | I dont understand when you say I don't give you any space | 1.2236 | 0.03736 | 161 | 129 | 28 | 4 |
932 | And you thought you could hide from me! | 1.2236 | 0.03838 | 161 | 130 | 26 | 5 |
933 | The wall of mansplainers | 1.2236 | 0.03838 | 161 | 130 | 26 | 5 |
934 | I'm no longer worried about putting my foot in my mouth. | 1.2236 | 0.03938 | 161 | 131 | 24 | 6 |
935 | When I said I wanted to be part of the building of the wall, this wasn't my personal vision. | 1.2236 | 0.03938 | 161 | 131 | 24 | 6 |
936 | I find this rock face rappelling! | 1.2236 | 0.04131 | 161 | 133 | 20 | 8 |
937 | An internship at the climbing gym, they said. Spend a lot of time on the wall, they said... | 1.2236 | 0.03838 | 161 | 130 | 26 | 5 |
938 | Can you itch my nose please? | 1.2236 | 0.03522 | 161 | 127 | 32 | 2 |
939 | I hate to admit this but you should avoid me at all costs. | 1.2236 | 0.04223 | 161 | 134 | 18 | 9 |
940 | I can't help but feel like this relationship is a stepping-stone for you. | 1.2236 | 0.03838 | 161 | 130 | 26 | 5 |
941 | Stuck as a rock in a hard place | 1.2236 | 0.04035 | 161 | 132 | 22 | 7 |
942 | Thanks for dropping into the Rockwall exhibit. I’m Norman... | 1.2236 | 0.04131 | 161 | 133 | 20 | 8 |
943 | Not to worry. I'm used to having people walk all over me. | 1.2236 | 0.03938 | 161 | 131 | 24 | 6 |
944 | As long as your shoes are soft go ahead, it happens all the time. | 1.2236 | 0.04035 | 161 | 132 | 22 | 7 |
945 | I was told they had an opening that would be easy to fill. | 1.2236 | 0.03838 | 161 | 130 | 26 | 5 |
946 | I'm not sure I'm ready to take this relationship to the next step. | 1.2236 | 0.03838 | 161 | 130 | 26 | 5 |
947 | Well Mary, it looks like you have been searching the internet for new lipstick and makeup. Would you like to look at our offers while you're up here? | 1.2236 | 0.04223 | 161 | 134 | 18 | 9 |
948 | Well, I guess this is a step up from being walked all over. | 1.2236 | 0.03838 | 161 | 130 | 26 | 5 |
949 | My friends always warned me that you were a social climber! | 1.2236 | 0.03838 | 161 | 130 | 26 | 5 |
950 | Dad, you always said you'd be there when I needed you. | 1.2236 | 0.03410 | 161 | 126 | 34 | 1 |
951 | I just wanna let you know, I'm going to enjoy this. | 1.2236 | 0.03838 | 161 | 130 | 26 | 5 |
952 | Until now I've never stepped on anyone on the way to the top. | 1.2236 | 0.04035 | 161 | 132 | 22 | 7 |
953 | I think of this as just a stepping stone to something bigger. | 1.2236 | 0.04035 | 161 | 132 | 22 | 7 |
954 | Lady, take it from me: if you have to choose between a rock and hard place, definitely go with the latter. | 1.2236 | 0.03938 | 161 | 131 | 24 | 6 |
955 | I'm the face of obstacles to women reaching the top | 1.2236 | 0.04035 | 161 | 132 | 22 | 7 |
956 | So that’s what they meant by a partial membership. | 1.2236 | 0.03938 | 161 | 131 | 24 | 6 |
957 | Jennifer was naive to think that climbing would help her get over Rocco. | 1.2236 | 0.03630 | 161 | 128 | 30 | 3 |
958 | It was the only way my Dad could get Mexico to pay for a wall. | 1.2236 | 0.04035 | 161 | 132 | 22 | 7 |
959 | The sign on the other side said, ‘Look here to inspire women climb to great heights.’ | 1.2236 | 0.03838 | 161 | 130 | 26 | 5 |
960 | This job has its ups and downs. | 1.2236 | 0.03938 | 161 | 131 | 24 | 6 |
961 | This isn't what I had in mind when I asked for a job where I could help support people | 1.2236 | 0.03838 | 161 | 130 | 26 | 5 |
962 | I'm Rocky. Nice to meet you. | 1.2236 | 0.03938 | 161 | 131 | 24 | 6 |
963 | Believe me, you do NOT want to go up the the other side of this wall... | 1.2236 | 0.04131 | 161 | 133 | 20 | 8 |
964 | Tread softly please. I was President Trump’s secretary and tried to delay the building of the wall at our southern border. He found out, so he sent me here. | 1.2236 | 0.04223 | 161 | 134 | 18 | 9 |
965 | This wasn't quite what I had in mind when I agreed to volunteer at the rock gym | 1.2236 | 0.04035 | 161 | 132 | 22 | 7 |
966 | I just feel used. | 1.2236 | 0.04035 | 161 | 132 | 22 | 7 |
967 | Finally some who didn’t say “Heads up!”, | 1.2236 | 0.03736 | 161 | 129 | 28 | 4 |
968 | This is a requirement of the new embedded journalism degree. | 1.2236 | 0.04131 | 161 | 133 | 20 | 8 |
969 | You should see what the rest of me is being used for. | 1.2236 | 0.04223 | 161 | 134 | 18 | 9 |
970 | Don't worry. Women have used me as a stepping stone my entire life. | 1.2236 | 0.03522 | 161 | 127 | 32 | 2 |
971 | I told you I can be supportive. | 1.2236 | 0.03630 | 161 | 128 | 30 | 3 |
972 | Don't feel bad. I'm used to being a stepping stone for women on the way up. | 1.2236 | 0.03522 | 161 | 127 | 32 | 2 |
973 | Anyway, then the genii said "do you really want your wish to be 'Give me a promotion to just a few steps from the top?' " | 1.2236 | 0.03838 | 161 | 130 | 26 | 5 |
974 | This is actually a step up from my last position | 1.2236 | 0.03736 | 161 | 129 | 28 | 4 |
975 | It's not easy hanging onto this job. | 1.2236 | 0.03838 | 161 | 130 | 26 | 5 |
976 | If you think this is scary, wail ‘til you see the north face. | 1.2236 | 0.03736 | 161 | 129 | 28 | 4 |
977 | Pardon me, but do you have any Grey Poupon? | 1.2236 | 0.03938 | 161 | 131 | 24 | 6 |
978 | Please just hold me | 1.2236 | 0.04223 | 161 | 134 | 18 | 9 |
979 | You think this is bad, you should see the other side of the wall. | 1.2236 | 0.03736 | 161 | 129 | 28 | 4 |
980 | You should see the other guy | 1.2236 | 0.03838 | 161 | 130 | 26 | 5 |
981 | The ad said, "Get paid for hanging around." | 1.2236 | 0.04223 | 161 | 134 | 18 | 9 |
982 | be Mindful of the performance clause within the lifetime membership option. | 1.2236 | 0.03736 | 161 | 129 | 28 | 4 |
983 | Give me a hand? | 1.2236 | 0.03938 | 161 | 131 | 24 | 6 |
984 | I suppose you had to get over me sooner or later. | 1.2236 | 0.03630 | 161 | 128 | 30 | 3 |
985 | With aspirations of Mount Rushmore Bill settled for the climbing wall | 1.2236 | 0.03938 | 161 | 131 | 24 | 6 |
986 | Please don't tell me to 'get a grip'.... | 1.2236 | 0.03938 | 161 | 131 | 24 | 6 |
987 | You’re just going to use me like all the others, aren’t you? | 1.2236 | 0.03736 | 161 | 129 | 28 | 4 |
988 | Last time I buy a Groupon. | 1.2236 | 0.03938 | 161 | 131 | 24 | 6 |
989 | You’re between a rock and a hard face. | 1.2236 | 0.03938 | 161 | 131 | 24 | 6 |
990 | I hope you don’t think I’m stalking you... | 1.2236 | 0.03838 | 161 | 130 | 26 | 5 |
991 | You're being paranoid! I'm not stalking you! | 1.2236 | 0.03838 | 161 | 130 | 26 | 5 |
992 | You wouldn't happen to have a tissue on you? | 1.2236 | 0.03736 | 161 | 129 | 28 | 4 |
993 | I always try to be kind to people on my way up! | 1.2236 | 0.03838 | 161 | 130 | 26 | 5 |
994 | Don’t say anything - I don’t like social climbers. | 1.2236 | 0.03938 | 161 | 131 | 24 | 6 |
995 | Welcome to the North Face. | 1.2236 | 0.03838 | 161 | 130 | 26 | 5 |
996 | It’s all fun and games until somebody loses an eye | 1.2236 | 0.04131 | 161 | 133 | 20 | 8 |
997 | I can see you're upwardly mobile. | 1.2236 | 0.03838 | 161 | 130 | 26 | 5 |
998 | My wife said I need to learn how to support others. | 1.2236 | 0.04035 | 161 | 132 | 22 | 7 |
999 | Now you know what happens if you fail | 1.2236 | 0.03736 | 161 | 129 | 28 | 4 |
1000 | At least you get my face. The people on the other side are staring at my ass. | 1.2236 | 0.03838 | 161 | 130 | 26 | 5 |
1001 | I was just thinking that it's been a while since I've gotten a little head. | 1.2236 | 0.04223 | 161 | 134 | 18 | 9 |
1002 | I always told you that I'd be your stepping stone to success! | 1.2236 | 0.04223 | 161 | 134 | 18 | 9 |
1003 | Well you have to step over people to get to the top. | 1.2236 | 0.04035 | 161 | 132 | 22 | 7 |
1004 | I don't work here but you're really not supposed to wear heels. | 1.2236 | 0.04035 | 161 | 132 | 22 | 7 |
1005 | There's got to be an easier way to meet women. | 1.2236 | 0.03736 | 161 | 129 | 28 | 4 |
1006 | Keep hanging in there and you too will be a head. | 1.2236 | 0.04131 | 161 | 133 | 20 | 8 |
1007 | Yeah, it's an initiation for the Mount Rushmore fraternity. | 1.2236 | 0.04035 | 161 | 132 | 22 | 7 |
1008 | Let's face it, it's lonely at the top | 1.2236 | 0.03838 | 161 | 130 | 26 | 5 |
1009 | If this rock is a face, what are all these other rocks with the hole in them | 1.2236 | 0.04314 | 161 | 135 | 16 | 10 |
1010 | I'm stuck at here at work again tomorrow, how's Tuesday night?" | 1.2229 | 0.03569 | 157 | 124 | 31 | 2 |
1011 | No! I told my headhunter that I wanted to be a “talking head”! | 1.2201 | 0.04054 | 159 | 131 | 21 | 7 |
1012 | Lisa, you've put me between a rock and a hard place. | 1.2201 | 0.04054 | 159 | 131 | 21 | 7 |
1013 | I told you I got a part-time job just to save face. | 1.2201 | 0.03955 | 159 | 130 | 23 | 6 |
1014 | If you think this is bad, on the other end I’ve got mini-golf.” | 1.2201 | 0.03955 | 159 | 130 | 23 | 6 |
1015 | If it makes you feel better, the insurance covers facials. | 1.2201 | 0.03853 | 159 | 129 | 25 | 5 |
1016 | We're understaffed. | 1.2201 | 0.03748 | 159 | 128 | 27 | 4 |
1017 | Back Off !! .. I feel a sneeze coming on. | 1.2201 | 0.03641 | 159 | 127 | 29 | 3 |
1018 | Yorick? | 1.2201 | 0.03853 | 159 | 129 | 25 | 5 |
1019 | Sir, close your eyes. | 1.2201 | 0.03955 | 159 | 130 | 23 | 6 |
1020 | They always said I was stone faced. | 1.2201 | 0.03748 | 159 | 128 | 27 | 4 |
1021 | Trophy husband. Hoping to be the stepping stone to your award. | 1.2201 | 0.03748 | 159 | 128 | 27 | 4 |
1022 | It's disrespectful to step on headstones. | 1.2201 | 0.04054 | 159 | 131 | 21 | 7 |
1023 | Next time let's do dinner and a movie. | 1.2201 | 0.04054 | 159 | 131 | 21 | 7 |
1024 | Let me give a heads up. | 1.2201 | 0.04151 | 159 | 132 | 19 | 8 |
1025 | You’re just using me to get ahead. | 1.2201 | 0.03641 | 159 | 127 | 29 | 3 |
1026 | Martin's lastest attempt to meet new women at the gym | 1.2201 | 0.03955 | 159 | 130 | 23 | 6 |
1027 | Be nice to me. You'll meet me on the way down. | 1.2201 | 0.04054 | 159 | 131 | 21 | 7 |
1028 | Oh my God! It's Rock Hudson! | 1.2201 | 0.04054 | 159 | 131 | 21 | 7 |
1029 | At least I don’t let everyone walk ALL over me. | 1.2201 | 0.03641 | 159 | 127 | 29 | 3 |
1030 | Josie realized that she was going to have to step on faces as well as toes on the way up. | 1.2201 | 0.03955 | 159 | 130 | 23 | 6 |
1031 | You said I should be your rock, Stacy. | 1.2201 | 0.03853 | 159 | 129 | 25 | 5 |
1032 | I majored in creative writing. | 1.2201 | 0.03530 | 159 | 126 | 31 | 2 |
1033 | I'm here to pick up women. | 1.2201 | 0.03853 | 159 | 129 | 25 | 5 |
1034 | I don't think I can face coming into work another day! | 1.2201 | 0.03641 | 159 | 127 | 29 | 3 |
1035 | Then I see my ex is reading "Magick for Dummies," so I laugh at her and say, "You need to get a grip . . ." | 1.2201 | 0.03853 | 159 | 129 | 25 | 5 |
1036 | Be kind to people on your way up, you'll see the same people on the way down | 1.2201 | 0.03748 | 159 | 128 | 27 | 4 |
1037 | Don't just climb the rock, be the rock. | 1.2201 | 0.03641 | 159 | 127 | 29 | 3 |
1038 | Are you sure you wouldn't just prefer long walks on the beach? | 1.2188 | 0.03727 | 160 | 129 | 27 | 4 |
1039 | Oh, Bob, there you are! | 1.2188 | 0.04031 | 160 | 132 | 21 | 7 |
1040 | Were you looking for a hand? | 1.2188 | 0.03933 | 160 | 131 | 23 | 6 |
1041 | I asked to be cremated | 1.2188 | 0.03727 | 160 | 129 | 27 | 4 |
1042 | This is why my profile says I am 5.11 | 1.2188 | 0.03933 | 160 | 131 | 23 | 6 |
1043 | Was a restraining order really necessary? | 1.2188 | 0.03727 | 160 | 129 | 27 | 4 |
1044 | I wanted to break up face to face. | 1.2188 | 0.04031 | 160 | 132 | 21 | 7 |
1045 | I reached my peter principle. | 1.2188 | 0.03727 | 160 | 129 | 27 | 4 |
1046 | I never guessed our marriage was on the rocks. | 1.2188 | 0.04031 | 160 | 132 | 21 | 7 |
1047 | I'm the cliff face. | 1.2188 | 0.04128 | 160 | 133 | 19 | 8 |
1048 | I've made a career out of rappelling women. | 1.2188 | 0.04128 | 160 | 133 | 19 | 8 |
1049 | Lady, your crystal deodorant isn’t working as well as you think it is. | 1.2188 | 0.04222 | 160 | 134 | 17 | 9 |
1050 | The Wall was expensive, so they started using Mexicans. | 1.2188 | 0.03933 | 160 | 131 | 23 | 6 |
1051 | This is awkward. | 1.2188 | 0.03620 | 160 | 128 | 29 | 3 |
1052 | I was wrong. I definitely AM your steppin' stone. | 1.2188 | 0.04031 | 160 | 132 | 21 | 7 |
1053 | It was the only way I could get to see you again. | 1.2188 | 0.03727 | 160 | 129 | 27 | 4 |
1054 | Please excuse our mess. These tariffs are making it difficult to get replacement parts. In the meantime, enjoy your climb. | 1.2188 | 0.03933 | 160 | 131 | 23 | 6 |
1055 | Reach for new heights, just not today. | 1.2188 | 0.04031 | 160 | 132 | 21 | 7 |
1056 | Don't use the Groupon deal. | 1.2188 | 0.03831 | 160 | 130 | 25 | 5 |
1057 | Love me like a rock. | 1.2188 | 0.03933 | 160 | 131 | 23 | 6 |
1058 | Lassie gave me this note - she said you were in trouble! | 1.2188 | 0.03831 | 160 | 130 | 25 | 5 |
1059 | No, I'm not another stepping stone on your way to the top. | 1.2188 | 0.03831 | 160 | 130 | 25 | 5 |
1060 | You really do drive me up the wall! | 1.2188 | 0.03727 | 160 | 129 | 27 | 4 |
1061 | Help...I'm petrified! | 1.2188 | 0.03831 | 160 | 130 | 25 | 5 |
1062 | It looks bad I know, but I started at the rock bottom. | 1.2188 | 0.04031 | 160 | 132 | 21 | 7 |
1063 | Can you take it easy? I just got dentures. | 1.2188 | 0.03831 | 160 | 130 | 25 | 5 |
1064 | Try scaling the south face next time... I need a break. | 1.2188 | 0.03620 | 160 | 128 | 29 | 3 |
1065 | So you said repelling,I heard rapelling,let's call the whole thing off. | 1.2179 | 0.03890 | 156 | 127 | 24 | 5 |
1066 | Ever feel haunted by your ex-boyfriend in everything you do? | 1.2179 | 0.03890 | 156 | 127 | 24 | 5 |
1067 | Remember. Be careful who you step on when you are on the way up. | 1.2179 | 0.03995 | 156 | 128 | 22 | 6 |
1068 | Excuse me for startling you, but I'm the only one holding back the dike. | 1.2179 | 0.03995 | 156 | 128 | 22 | 6 |
1069 | "I know these are rocky times, but I love you!" | 1.2179 | 0.04097 | 156 | 129 | 20 | 7 |
1070 | And this side doesn't have any rocks to stand on! | 1.2179 | 0.03995 | 156 | 128 | 22 | 6 |
1071 | Be nice to the people you meet on the way up, for they are the same people you meet on the way down. | 1.2179 | 0.03782 | 156 | 126 | 26 | 4 |
1072 | I could not be more sincere when I say, be careful who you step on, on the way up. | 1.2179 | 0.03671 | 156 | 125 | 28 | 3 |
1073 | Yes, I used to wonder about the utility of nose rings myself. | 1.2179 | 0.03890 | 156 | 127 | 24 | 5 |
1074 | Mind the gap. | 1.2179 | 0.03995 | 156 | 128 | 22 | 6 |
1075 | I really had something else in mind when I said I wanted to be a trophy husband. | 1.2166 | 0.03761 | 157 | 127 | 26 | 4 |
1076 | So here's where you are ! I thought you were just avoiding me. | 1.2157 | 0.03928 | 153 | 125 | 23 | 5 |
1077 | Pardon me, can you help me find the manager? | 1.2157 | 0.04036 | 153 | 126 | 21 | 6 |
1078 | Always a foothold, never a handhold. | 1.2157 | 0.03928 | 153 | 125 | 23 | 5 |
1079 | I decided to put my stiff upper lip to work. | 1.2157 | 0.03817 | 153 | 124 | 25 | 4 |
1080 | I wish you'd give me a chance. I'm not like the others. | 1.2157 | 0.04036 | 153 | 126 | 21 | 6 |
1081 | You wouldn't believe what's happening to my butt on the other side of the wall. | 1.2157 | 0.04141 | 153 | 127 | 19 | 7 |
1082 | No, I don't know the name Rock Hudson, why do you ask? | 1.2157 | 0.03928 | 153 | 125 | 23 | 5 |
1083 | The current administration has brought new meaning to the phrase “no holds barred.” | 1.2157 | 0.03703 | 153 | 123 | 27 | 3 |
1084 | After some hesitation Liz was able to overcome her aversion to climbing on others as a way to get to the top. | 1.2157 | 0.03928 | 153 | 125 | 23 | 5 |
1085 | I always thought “stone-face” was a compliment. | 1.2157 | 0.04244 | 153 | 128 | 17 | 8 |
1086 | I'd feel better if you stepped on me! | 1.2157 | 0.03928 | 153 | 125 | 23 | 5 |
1087 | It seemed the only way I could spend time with you. | 1.2157 | 0.03928 | 153 | 125 | 23 | 5 |
1088 | Help | 1.2157 | 0.04036 | 153 | 126 | 21 | 6 |
1089 | I need you to get my rocks off. | 1.2157 | 0.04036 | 153 | 126 | 21 | 6 |
1090 | It's a 15% discount plus I get to meet people. | 1.2157 | 0.03928 | 153 | 125 | 23 | 5 |
1091 | Why would you buy shoes online when you can have the personal touch of a salesman? | 1.2157 | 0.04244 | 153 | 128 | 17 | 8 |
1092 | You’ve always been mother’s favorite. | 1.2143 | 0.04318 | 154 | 130 | 15 | 9 |
1093 | Just remember, when we go dancing, I don't step on your FEET. | 1.2143 | 0.04117 | 154 | 128 | 19 | 7 |
1094 | Yeah, this whole "facing your fears" thing hasn't really been working out for me. | 1.2143 | 0.03795 | 154 | 125 | 25 | 4 |
1095 | The friend zone is worse than I remember | 1.2143 | 0.03905 | 154 | 126 | 23 | 5 |
1096 | Wait til you get to step on kittens on the advanced climb next week. | 1.2143 | 0.04012 | 154 | 127 | 21 | 6 |
1097 | Just when we thought we got rid of the mansplainers. | 1.2143 | 0.03905 | 154 | 126 | 23 | 5 |
1098 | They told me I could get a foothold in the industry. | 1.2143 | 0.03905 | 154 | 126 | 23 | 5 |
1099 | Trust me - don't get behind on your dues... | 1.2143 | 0.03905 | 154 | 126 | 23 | 5 |
1100 | Are you 100% sure it’s over? | 1.2143 | 0.03905 | 154 | 126 | 23 | 5 |
1101 | I’ve dated guys into weird stuff before but you take the cake. | 1.2143 | 0.03905 | 154 | 126 | 23 | 5 |
1102 | It's okay. I've already had foot and mouth disease. | 1.2143 | 0.04218 | 154 | 129 | 17 | 8 |
1103 | It's actually a very competitive graduate job. | 1.2143 | 0.04012 | 154 | 127 | 21 | 6 |
1104 | This gym has a strict anti-harassment policy. Violators will be mounted on the wall. | 1.2143 | 0.04218 | 154 | 129 | 17 | 8 |
1105 | OK, Norma, next time I'm using YOUR divorce lawyer! | 1.2143 | 0.03905 | 154 | 126 | 23 | 5 |
1106 | I thought this would be a more romantic proposal. | 1.2129 | 0.03882 | 155 | 127 | 23 | 5 |
1107 | My agent did say I'd be a headliner. | 1.2119 | 0.03830 | 151 | 123 | 24 | 4 |
1108 | I'm not sure I'm getting anything out of this team building exercise. | 1.2119 | 0.04054 | 151 | 125 | 20 | 6 |
1109 | Whatever you do, don't piss off the ceiling troll. | 1.2119 | 0.04054 | 151 | 125 | 20 | 6 |
1110 | Go ahead. I paid for this. | 1.2119 | 0.03943 | 151 | 124 | 22 | 5 |
1111 | This is the only job I can find, after my run-in with with Medusa. | 1.2119 | 0.04054 | 151 | 125 | 20 | 6 |
1112 | Trust me - this job is not all its chalked up to be. | 1.2119 | 0.03830 | 151 | 123 | 24 | 4 |
1113 | Go ahead, I'm used to women walking all over me. | 1.2119 | 0.04054 | 151 | 125 | 20 | 6 |
1114 | They're calling it the Weinstein Wall. | 1.2119 | 0.04368 | 151 | 128 | 14 | 9 |
1115 | We're really through George. Don't ever show your face around here again. | 1.2119 | 0.04161 | 151 | 126 | 18 | 7 |
1116 | Hey Rock Star, now that I have your attention, can I interest you in some bible verses about our Lord ? | 1.2119 | 0.04266 | 151 | 127 | 16 | 8 |
1117 | It’s hard to work your way up in this company. | 1.2119 | 0.04054 | 151 | 125 | 20 | 6 |
1118 | Run away! For here lie the souls and faces of all the gym members who tried to quit their membership. | 1.2119 | 0.04054 | 151 | 125 | 20 | 6 |
1119 | I know you say that you are always busy, so I just wanted to tell you not to forget your mother's birthday! | 1.2119 | 0.04161 | 151 | 126 | 18 | 7 |
1120 | It pays $10 an hour. | 1.2119 | 0.04054 | 151 | 125 | 20 | 6 |
1121 | go ahead and step on me, everyone else does | 1.2119 | 0.03943 | 151 | 124 | 22 | 5 |
1122 | It’s not as painful as Tinder. | 1.2119 | 0.03713 | 151 | 122 | 26 | 3 |
1123 | Please tread carefully. | 1.2119 | 0.04054 | 151 | 125 | 20 | 6 |
1124 | I-I-I-I-I’m not your steppin’ stone. | 1.2119 | 0.03830 | 151 | 123 | 24 | 4 |
1125 | Witness protection program's changed. | 1.2119 | 0.03943 | 151 | 124 | 22 | 5 |
1126 | I guess I am a bit head strong" | 1.2119 | 0.03943 | 151 | 124 | 22 | 5 |
1127 | I'm head over heels for you! | 1.2119 | 0.04054 | 151 | 125 | 20 | 6 |
1128 | You told me to give you a heads up when I could see you. | 1.2119 | 0.04054 | 151 | 125 | 20 | 6 |
1129 | Well to be honest, sometimes I feel I'm in over my head. | 1.2119 | 0.03943 | 151 | 124 | 22 | 5 |
1130 | Please tell me you’re not a social climber. | 1.2119 | 0.04161 | 151 | 126 | 18 | 7 |
1131 | Well, it was a step up from my press corps job. | 1.2119 | 0.03943 | 151 | 124 | 22 | 5 |
1132 | It's an entry level position. | 1.2119 | 0.03830 | 151 | 123 | 24 | 4 |
1133 | Could you give me a hand? | 1.2119 | 0.03830 | 151 | 123 | 24 | 4 |
1134 | I feel like I'm just being used by people trying to get to the top. | 1.2119 | 0.03830 | 151 | 123 | 24 | 4 |
1135 | Don't forget I'm here when you rappel. | 1.2119 | 0.04266 | 151 | 127 | 16 | 8 |
1136 | Breaking News: Jimmy Hoffa, missing for decades, is discovered buried in a climbing wall. | 1.2119 | 0.04054 | 151 | 125 | 20 | 6 |
1137 | It seemed like a good plea deal at the time. | 1.2105 | 0.03691 | 152 | 123 | 26 | 3 |
1138 | Geez, Paul Manafort is desperate these days. | 1.2095 | 0.03983 | 148 | 122 | 21 | 5 |
1139 | John I told you it's over! Now stop popping up wherever I go! | 1.2095 | 0.03491 | 148 | 118 | 29 | 1 |
1140 | I had no idea this was part of climbing the corporate ladder. | 1.2095 | 0.03865 | 148 | 121 | 23 | 4 |
1141 | Shhhh! I'm hiding. | 1.2095 | 0.03620 | 148 | 119 | 27 | 2 |
1142 | Please don't tell anyone which rock I've been hiding under. | 1.2095 | 0.03745 | 148 | 120 | 25 | 3 |
1143 | (sigh) This isn't the 'glory hole' I was promised. | 1.2095 | 0.03983 | 148 | 122 | 21 | 5 |
1144 | You must be the North Face | 1.2095 | 0.03865 | 148 | 121 | 23 | 4 |
1145 | Oh, hey Rocky. | 1.2095 | 0.04096 | 148 | 123 | 19 | 6 |
1146 | Robert Frost would take the road less traveled. | 1.2095 | 0.03745 | 148 | 120 | 25 | 3 |
1147 | I'm a wallflower. | 1.2095 | 0.03745 | 148 | 120 | 25 | 3 |
1148 | Honestly, again Eugene? You've really got to stop letting people walk all over you. | 1.2095 | 0.03865 | 148 | 121 | 23 | 4 |
1149 | My therapist says I need to stop letting people walk all over me, but I need the job. | 1.2095 | 0.03865 | 148 | 121 | 23 | 4 |
1150 | You could say I hit rock bottom. | 1.2095 | 0.04096 | 148 | 123 | 19 | 6 |
1151 | Won’t you give me a hand? | 1.2095 | 0.03865 | 148 | 121 | 23 | 4 |
1152 | This is only a stepping stone in my career path. | 1.2095 | 0.03983 | 148 | 122 | 21 | 5 |
1153 | Just go ahead. Step on me, like all the others. | 1.2095 | 0.03865 | 148 | 121 | 23 | 4 |
1154 | I volunteered for Beta testing | 1.2095 | 0.03983 | 148 | 122 | 21 | 5 |
1155 | I find you rappelling as well. | 1.2095 | 0.04315 | 148 | 125 | 15 | 8 |
1156 | They said it was a glory-less hole. I’m regretting my curiosity. | 1.2095 | 0.04207 | 148 | 124 | 17 | 7 |
1157 | Yea, there's no good hand holds this way. You're gonna wanna go way left... Or way right. | 1.2095 | 0.03983 | 148 | 122 | 21 | 5 |
1158 | Why not scale the face of Mount Everest instead? | 1.2095 | 0.04096 | 148 | 123 | 19 | 6 |
1159 | Hey I know it's an entry level gig but someday...Mt Rushmore. | 1.2095 | 0.03745 | 148 | 120 | 25 | 3 |
1160 | Don't grab me by the hair - my toupee will slide off! | 1.2095 | 0.03745 | 148 | 120 | 25 | 3 |
1161 | I never thought I'd be so high when I hit rock bottom. | 1.2095 | 0.04096 | 148 | 123 | 19 | 6 |
1162 | Myrna, lately I've been feeling that you're only using me to step up in the world. | 1.2095 | 0.03865 | 148 | 121 | 23 | 4 |
1163 | It's fine, Mary. Just pick my nose. | 1.2095 | 0.03865 | 148 | 121 | 23 | 4 |
1164 | Wipe your feet first! | 1.2095 | 0.03983 | 148 | 122 | 21 | 5 |
1165 | Careful! I erode easily. | 1.2095 | 0.03745 | 148 | 120 | 25 | 3 |
1166 | left foot yellow. Left foot yellow!!! | 1.2095 | 0.03983 | 148 | 122 | 21 | 5 |
1167 | I know this is tough, and I want to support you any way I can. | 1.2095 | 0.03865 | 148 | 121 | 23 | 4 |
1168 | If you give me one more chance, I won't let you down. | 1.2095 | 0.03865 | 148 | 121 | 23 | 4 |
1169 | Can’t get” I am a rock” out of my head . | 1.2095 | 0.04096 | 148 | 123 | 19 | 6 |
1170 | Let me know when I should open my mouth so you can put your foot in. | 1.2095 | 0.04096 | 148 | 123 | 19 | 6 |
1171 | I'm training to be the North Face. | 1.2095 | 0.04096 | 148 | 123 | 19 | 6 |
1172 | Deirdre, will you marry me? | 1.2095 | 0.03983 | 148 | 122 | 21 | 5 |
1173 | You should know that I'm wearing a toupee. | 1.2095 | 0.03983 | 148 | 122 | 21 | 5 |
1174 | Just a heads up...it's a toupee. | 1.2095 | 0.03983 | 148 | 122 | 21 | 5 |
1175 | Now this is an interesting construction site peep hole. | 1.2095 | 0.03865 | 148 | 121 | 23 | 4 |
1176 | I never cared about anything but making it to the top | 1.2095 | 0.04096 | 148 | 123 | 19 | 6 |
1177 | A stepping stone today- a welcome mat tomorrow. | 1.2095 | 0.03983 | 148 | 122 | 21 | 5 |
1178 | I am the south face. You wanted the north face. | 1.2095 | 0.03865 | 148 | 121 | 23 | 4 |
1179 | Go Ahead. Step on me on your way up. Everybody else does. | 1.2095 | 0.03983 | 148 | 122 | 21 | 5 |
1180 | I'm not just a stepping stone, Janet. I want to help you get ahead, give you a leg up. | 1.2095 | 0.03745 | 148 | 120 | 25 | 3 |
1181 | Caught between a rock and a hard face... | 1.2095 | 0.04096 | 148 | 123 | 19 | 6 |
1182 | The instructor asked me if I wanted to rock that wall, and like an idiot, I said yes | 1.2095 | 0.04096 | 148 | 123 | 19 | 6 |
1183 | Sometimes I just have a need to show up in a really bad cartoon. | 1.2095 | 0.04096 | 148 | 123 | 19 | 6 |
1184 | I always knew you were only using me to get ahead. | 1.2095 | 0.03745 | 148 | 120 | 25 | 3 |
1185 | No, it's not Mount Rushmore, but it's a start. | 1.2095 | 0.03745 | 148 | 120 | 25 | 3 |
1186 | I said I'd never step on people to get ahead, but... | 1.2095 | 0.04096 | 148 | 123 | 19 | 6 |
1187 | You should read the fine print before signing up for a lifetime membership. | 1.2095 | 0.03865 | 148 | 121 | 23 | 4 |
1188 | If my face surprizes you, I want to see your reaction when you find out what other part of me your foot is on. | 1.2095 | 0.04096 | 148 | 123 | 19 | 6 |
1189 | I guess I could sing something about not being your stepping-stone, but really, what's the point? | 1.2095 | 0.03865 | 148 | 121 | 23 | 4 |
1190 | You said you wanted more face time. | 1.2095 | 0.03745 | 148 | 120 | 25 | 3 |
1191 | The girls I date usually end up falling pretty hard. | 1.2095 | 0.03865 | 148 | 121 | 23 | 4 |
1192 | Hey, you're stepping on my toe. | 1.2095 | 0.03865 | 148 | 121 | 23 | 4 |
1193 | Yes it's crazy! But you can't believe how crazy low my membership rate is! | 1.2095 | 0.03620 | 148 | 119 | 27 | 2 |
1194 | Not the foot, not the foot, not the foot. | 1.2095 | 0.03865 | 148 | 121 | 23 | 4 |
1195 | If you make it to the top, stay there. | 1.2095 | 0.03983 | 148 | 122 | 21 | 5 |
1196 | Three words: Republican teambuilding exercise. | 1.2095 | 0.03865 | 148 | 121 | 23 | 4 |
1197 | Now I regret saying I'd fill in where needed. | 1.2095 | 0.03983 | 148 | 122 | 21 | 5 |
1198 | Sorry I can't be of more help. I'm kinda between a rock and a hard place right now. | 1.2095 | 0.04096 | 148 | 123 | 19 | 6 |
1199 | My friends say I wouldn't recognize true love if it kicked me in the face. | 1.2095 | 0.03983 | 148 | 122 | 21 | 5 |
1200 | I never aspired to literally become the face of rock climbing, Judy. | 1.2095 | 0.03865 | 148 | 121 | 23 | 4 |
1201 | Things have been rough since we broke up, Sarah... | 1.2095 | 0.03983 | 148 | 122 | 21 | 5 |
1202 | i promise never to leaving you hanging again. | 1.2095 | 0.03983 | 148 | 122 | 21 | 5 |
1203 | You're just using me to get to the top. | 1.2095 | 0.03983 | 148 | 122 | 21 | 5 |
1204 | I'm trying to be self-effacing, but may have gotten it wrong. | 1.2095 | 0.03865 | 148 | 121 | 23 | 4 |
1205 | Last name's Hudson what about you? | 1.2095 | 0.03865 | 148 | 121 | 23 | 4 |
1206 | So it's true Lenny, you do have a foot fetish, | 1.2095 | 0.03983 | 148 | 122 | 21 | 5 |
1207 | Well, it ain't Mount Rushmore, but I'll take it. | 1.2095 | 0.03620 | 148 | 119 | 27 | 2 |
1208 | Don't sign up for the Human Cannonball class. | 1.2095 | 0.04207 | 148 | 124 | 17 | 7 |
1209 | Try to remember us little people when you make it to the top. | 1.2095 | 0.03983 | 148 | 122 | 21 | 5 |
1210 | I needed two internships so it seemed like a great idea, with the podiatry school right next door and all. | 1.2095 | 0.03983 | 148 | 122 | 21 | 5 |
1211 | Rotate your device | 1.2095 | 0.03865 | 148 | 121 | 23 | 4 |
1212 | I suppose I'm the lucky one -- my brother is just another brick. | 1.2095 | 0.03983 | 148 | 122 | 21 | 5 |
1213 | Sorry Jim, but I really need this promotion | 1.2069 | 0.03777 | 145 | 118 | 24 | 3 |
1214 | Roger Stone! I thought you were in jail ! | 1.2069 | 0.04254 | 145 | 122 | 16 | 7 |
1215 | I can be your stepping stone if you let me. | 1.2069 | 0.03515 | 145 | 116 | 28 | 1 |
1216 | People will step all over you to get to the top | 1.2069 | 0.03777 | 145 | 118 | 24 | 3 |
1217 | This gig is a stepping stone towards a position in a relief sculpture. | 1.2069 | 0.04023 | 145 | 120 | 20 | 5 |
1218 | Yes, I know we went on a really fun date, both felt a connection, and then I never texted you again. I didn't ghost you; I got sucked into another dimension. | 1.2069 | 0.03648 | 145 | 117 | 26 | 2 |
1219 | You never know who you will have to step on, on the way to the top. | 1.2069 | 0.03648 | 145 | 117 | 26 | 2 |
1220 | Will you marry me? | 1.2069 | 0.03902 | 145 | 119 | 22 | 4 |
1221 | Sure, you could place your foot on my face, but I think my real value lies in my role in this rare face-to-face encounter in an increasingly impersonal world of tweets, texts, and other virtual excuses for connection and intimacy. | 1.2055 | 0.04114 | 146 | 122 | 18 | 6 |
1222 | I'm sorry for having second thoughts, but I didn't anticipate you taking "to have and to hold" quite so literally. | 1.2055 | 0.03626 | 146 | 118 | 26 | 2 |
1223 | The North Face is Harder. | 1.2042 | 0.03940 | 142 | 117 | 21 | 4 |
1224 | I refuse to be your stepping stone. | 1.2028 | 0.03517 | 143 | 115 | 27 | 1 |
1225 | Please climb around me, ma’am. | 1.2028 | 0.03787 | 143 | 117 | 23 | 3 |
1226 | A nice girl would step around me. | 1.2028 | 0.03915 | 143 | 118 | 21 | 4 |
1227 | Climbers requested a natural rock face. | 1.2028 | 0.03915 | 143 | 118 | 21 | 4 |
1228 | Scratch my nose | 1.2028 | 0.04039 | 143 | 119 | 19 | 5 |
1229 | You found me! | 1.2028 | 0.04039 | 143 | 119 | 19 | 5 |
1230 | I don't suppose you use flavored chalk? | 1.2028 | 0.04039 | 143 | 119 | 19 | 5 |
1231 | Be careful who you step on as you try to make it to the top, young lady. Believe me, I found out the hard way. | 1.2028 | 0.04039 | 143 | 119 | 19 | 5 |
1232 | Hey, next time you come up bring me a Coke. | 1.2028 | 0.03915 | 143 | 118 | 21 | 4 |
1233 | I should've said 'I wish I was Dwayne Johnson'. | 1.2028 | 0.04159 | 143 | 120 | 17 | 6 |
1234 | I’m no longer your doormat. | 1.2028 | 0.03915 | 143 | 118 | 21 | 4 |
1235 | You think this is hard? Wait till you face the glass ceiling. | 1.2028 | 0.04159 | 143 | 120 | 17 | 6 |
1236 | Did you just drool on my Comme des Garçons Converse? | 1.2028 | 0.04275 | 143 | 121 | 15 | 7 |
1237 | I think I need to try a new headhunter... | 1.2028 | 0.04159 | 143 | 120 | 17 | 6 |
1238 | Oh...You said GET a grip... | 1.2028 | 0.03654 | 143 | 116 | 25 | 2 |
1239 | Actually yes, I do bite. | 1.2028 | 0.04039 | 143 | 119 | 19 | 5 |
1240 | Don’t mind me, I’m just feeling stuck between a rock and a hard place. | 1.2028 | 0.03787 | 143 | 117 | 23 | 3 |
1241 | Social climbing put me ahead, but never to the top. | 1.2028 | 0.04275 | 143 | 121 | 15 | 7 |
1242 | At least you're not summiting my south face. | 1.2028 | 0.04039 | 143 | 119 | 19 | 5 |
1243 | I used to be an Uber driver. | 1.2028 | 0.04039 | 143 | 119 | 19 | 5 |
1244 | I'm practicing my repelling today. | 1.2028 | 0.04159 | 143 | 120 | 17 | 6 |
1245 | Still, climbing this far does allow you to save face... | 1.2028 | 0.04039 | 143 | 119 | 19 | 5 |
1246 | If you can step on my head, it technically isn't stalking. | 1.2028 | 0.03915 | 143 | 118 | 21 | 4 |
1247 | Sorry to step on you, but I'm just trying to get ahead.. | 1.2028 | 0.04159 | 143 | 120 | 17 | 6 |
1248 | You wouldn't believe where my arm ended up. | 1.2028 | 0.04039 | 143 | 119 | 19 | 5 |
1249 | I had something else in mind when I accepted the job as a climber's assistant. | 1.2028 | 0.03654 | 143 | 116 | 25 | 2 |
1250 | Everybody wants to hang out, but no one wants to commit. | 1.2028 | 0.03787 | 143 | 117 | 23 | 3 |
1251 | And you thought I'd be a nobody. | 1.2028 | 0.04275 | 143 | 121 | 15 | 7 |
1252 | IS THIS HOW I GET TO THE GLASS CEILING? | 1.2028 | 0.04159 | 143 | 120 | 17 | 6 |
1253 | "This time, it looks like I'm not the one putting a foot in my mouth | 1.2028 | 0.04039 | 143 | 119 | 19 | 5 |
1254 | I have a good head for heights | 1.2028 | 0.03915 | 143 | 118 | 21 | 4 |
1255 | Where are you heading? | 1.2028 | 0.04159 | 143 | 120 | 17 | 6 |
1256 | I hope you have hand sanitizer... | 1.2028 | 0.03787 | 143 | 117 | 23 | 3 |
1257 | It's more of a hands-on internship." | 1.2028 | 0.03787 | 143 | 117 | 23 | 3 |
1258 | I just wish someone would fall for me. | 1.2028 | 0.03787 | 143 | 117 | 23 | 3 |
1259 | All I ask is that you not muss my hair. | 1.2028 | 0.03787 | 143 | 117 | 23 | 3 |
1260 | I'm sorry Baron, but I need to step on your head, mommy can't stand another day here! | 1.2028 | 0.04275 | 143 | 121 | 15 | 7 |
1261 | Be the face of the club" they said | 1.2028 | 0.03787 | 143 | 117 | 23 | 3 |
1262 | Good luck breaking the glass ceiling! | 1.2028 | 0.04039 | 143 | 119 | 19 | 5 |
1263 | I forgot my wallet, but they say in another hour I'll have paid for my climb. | 1.2028 | 0.03915 | 143 | 118 | 21 | 4 |
1264 | Please, don't tread on me. | 1.2028 | 0.03915 | 143 | 118 | 21 | 4 |
1265 | Mom says the alimony’s late. | 1.2028 | 0.03915 | 143 | 118 | 21 | 4 |
1266 | One step a head. | 1.2028 | 0.04039 | 143 | 119 | 19 | 5 |
1267 | You wouldn't have happen to see a penis on the way up, would you? | 1.2028 | 0.03787 | 143 | 117 | 23 | 3 |
1268 | Save me, I'm a climbing wall hostage. | 1.2028 | 0.04039 | 143 | 119 | 19 | 5 |
1269 | Watch out for the slippery orange hair! | 1.2028 | 0.04159 | 143 | 120 | 17 | 6 |
1270 | They told me the job would be a stepping stone. | 1.2028 | 0.03915 | 143 | 118 | 21 | 4 |
1271 | It seems like everyone who holds onto me always lets go at some point. | 1.2028 | 0.03517 | 143 | 115 | 27 | 1 |
1272 | I should have just wished for more wishes. | 1.2028 | 0.03787 | 143 | 117 | 23 | 3 |
1273 | Excuse me, your feet are crushing my stones. | 1.2028 | 0.04275 | 143 | 121 | 15 | 7 |
1274 | I always knew you were using me as a stepping stone. | 1.2028 | 0.03787 | 143 | 117 | 23 | 3 |
1275 | The job is okay, but it did include the gym membership. | 1.2028 | 0.04039 | 143 | 119 | 19 | 5 |
1276 | I was getting ahead until I hit the wall. | 1.2028 | 0.04039 | 143 | 119 | 19 | 5 |
1277 | Let me be your rock. | 1.2028 | 0.03654 | 143 | 116 | 25 | 2 |
1278 | I tried for Old Man of the Mountain but got Knob Face On the Wall! | 1.2028 | 0.04039 | 143 | 119 | 19 | 5 |
1279 | one foot closer to heaven I keep telling myself... | 1.2028 | 0.04039 | 143 | 119 | 19 | 5 |
1280 | They told me there was a beautiful young woman passionately climbing the walls for me. | 1.2028 | 0.04159 | 143 | 120 | 17 | 6 |
1281 | HR sent me here after I made a glass ceiling joke | 1.2028 | 0.04039 | 143 | 119 | 19 | 5 |
1282 | You can't ignore me forever! | 1.2028 | 0.04159 | 143 | 120 | 17 | 6 |
1283 | Why do people always walk all over me? | 1.2028 | 0.04039 | 143 | 119 | 19 | 5 |
1284 | Did you not read the waiver? | 1.2028 | 0.04159 | 143 | 120 | 17 | 6 |
1285 | They promised it would be just like Rushmore. | 1.2028 | 0.03915 | 143 | 118 | 21 | 4 |
1286 | Please just spare me the jokes about “the way down.” | 1.2028 | 0.04275 | 143 | 121 | 15 | 7 |
1287 | Be careful— I’ve got a few screws loose. | 1.2028 | 0.04159 | 143 | 120 | 17 | 6 |
1288 | Avoid eyes and mouth, please. | 1.2028 | 0.03915 | 143 | 118 | 21 | 4 |
1289 | So I'm a stalker. But you can't deny I'm damned good at it! | 1.2028 | 0.03787 | 143 | 117 | 23 | 3 |
1290 | Beats changing the numbers at Fenway. | 1.2028 | 0.03787 | 143 | 117 | 23 | 3 |
1291 | Oh sure, now you want to support me ... | 1.2028 | 0.03915 | 143 | 118 | 21 | 4 |
1292 | Why do I always let women walk all over me? | 1.2028 | 0.04275 | 143 | 121 | 15 | 7 |
1293 | Get a grip! Just not under my chin. | 1.2028 | 0.04159 | 143 | 120 | 17 | 6 |
1294 | Do not become one with the wall. | 1.2028 | 0.03915 | 143 | 118 | 21 | 4 |
1295 | How often do you get up this way? | 1.2028 | 0.03915 | 143 | 118 | 21 | 4 |
1296 | Are those steel toed? | 1.2028 | 0.03787 | 143 | 117 | 23 | 3 |
1297 | Never let the face of a challenge distract you | 1.2028 | 0.04159 | 143 | 120 | 17 | 6 |
1298 | Remember; there's a glass ceiling! | 1.2000 | 0.03820 | 140 | 115 | 22 | 3 |
1299 | Why would you get a restraining order on me? | 1.2000 | 0.04204 | 140 | 118 | 16 | 6 |
1300 | So my agent said I'd have the lead in Rocky IX | 1.2000 | 0.03952 | 140 | 116 | 20 | 4 |
1301 | Would you mind scratching behind my left ear? | 1.2000 | 0.04080 | 140 | 117 | 18 | 5 |
1302 | Two holes diverged in the bathroom stall, and I - I took the one less traveled by ... | 1.2000 | 0.04080 | 140 | 117 | 18 | 5 |
1303 | Careful. I bite. | 1.2000 | 0.03952 | 140 | 116 | 20 | 4 |
1304 | I don’t think this is what the therapist meant about doing things together. | 1.2000 | 0.04080 | 140 | 117 | 18 | 5 |
1305 | The last person had gum on their shoe. | 1.2000 | 0.04204 | 140 | 118 | 16 | 6 |
1306 | I hate being a stepping stone for other people | 1.1986 | 0.03796 | 141 | 116 | 22 | 3 |
1307 | Penance for my 2016 decision. | 1.1986 | 0.03927 | 141 | 117 | 20 | 4 |
1308 | They told me it was one of those holes to stick your head into and they take your picture. | 1.1972 | 0.03637 | 142 | 116 | 24 | 2 |
1309 | Incel Speed Dating | 1.1972 | 0.03902 | 142 | 118 | 20 | 4 |
1310 | My Dream Or Yours | 1.1972 | 0.04268 | 142 | 121 | 14 | 7 |
1311 | I'm hoping this is just a stepping stone to a better position. | 1.1971 | 0.03991 | 137 | 114 | 19 | 4 |
1312 | Every move you make, I'll be watching you. | 1.1971 | 0.03854 | 137 | 113 | 21 | 3 |
1313 | Don't feel bad. You dont't know what's happening on the other side. | 1.1971 | 0.03991 | 137 | 114 | 19 | 4 |
1314 | I guess this isn't the way out of the escape room | 1.1971 | 0.03991 | 137 | 114 | 19 | 4 |
1315 | I have heard of climbing a rock face but this is ridiculous. | 1.1971 | 0.03991 | 137 | 114 | 19 | 4 |
1316 | My therapist said I need a new way to meet people. | 1.1971 | 0.03712 | 137 | 112 | 23 | 2 |
1317 | Hell is other people, using your face as an indoor climbing hold. | 1.1971 | 0.04123 | 137 | 115 | 17 | 5 |
1318 | Keep going. I'm one of those people you meet on your way down. | 1.1971 | 0.03991 | 137 | 114 | 19 | 4 |
1319 | Sorry, but I do insist on hand sanitizer. | 1.1971 | 0.03991 | 137 | 114 | 19 | 4 |
1320 | OK, I get it. I drive you up a wall, but can you reconsider breaking up? | 1.1971 | 0.03854 | 137 | 113 | 21 | 3 |
1321 | I’m rock hard. You won’t be disappointed | 1.1971 | 0.03712 | 137 | 112 | 23 | 2 |
1322 | While you're here, could you scratch my cheek? | 1.1971 | 0.03854 | 137 | 113 | 21 | 3 |
1323 | I know our relationship has been a bit rocky lately, but... | 1.1971 | 0.03991 | 137 | 114 | 19 | 4 |
1324 | They said this job would be a stepping-stone to a better position..... | 1.1971 | 0.04123 | 137 | 115 | 17 | 5 |
1325 | It's a living! | 1.1971 | 0.03991 | 137 | 114 | 19 | 4 |
1326 | The job's not too bad. I already advanced to three levels from the top. | 1.1971 | 0.03991 | 137 | 114 | 19 | 4 |
1327 | I feel like I am caught between a rock and hard place'. | 1.1971 | 0.03991 | 137 | 114 | 19 | 4 |
1328 | I'm last week's winner | 1.1971 | 0.03854 | 137 | 113 | 21 | 3 |
1329 | Gosh, don't apologize, lots of people confuse me with Jeff Sessions. | 1.1971 | 0.04252 | 137 | 116 | 15 | 6 |
1330 | That's right, walk all over me. See if I care. | 1.1971 | 0.03854 | 137 | 113 | 21 | 3 |
1331 | Bond. James Bond. | 1.1971 | 0.04376 | 137 | 117 | 13 | 7 |
1332 | I thought that whole "needing space" thing ended when you broke up with me. | 1.1971 | 0.04252 | 137 | 116 | 15 | 6 |
1333 | Are you sure you want to continue? It's lonely at the top. | 1.1971 | 0.03712 | 137 | 112 | 23 | 2 |
1334 | Be nice on the way up because you’re going to meet me on the way down. | 1.1957 | 0.03965 | 138 | 115 | 19 | 4 |
1335 | Why is every guy I meet here so clingy? | 1.1942 | 0.03939 | 139 | 116 | 19 | 4 |
1336 | Be part of the experience," they said. | 1.1940 | 0.03742 | 134 | 110 | 22 | 2 |
1337 | Apparently, we have not nailed the cannon man trick | 1.1940 | 0.03889 | 134 | 111 | 20 | 3 |
1338 | It's called "face climbing" for a reason. | 1.1940 | 0.03889 | 134 | 111 | 20 | 3 |
1339 | Name is Kent. Rockwall Kent | 1.1940 | 0.04168 | 134 | 113 | 16 | 5 |
1340 | I wish they'd just fired me! | 1.1940 | 0.03889 | 134 | 111 | 20 | 3 |
1341 | I was trying to lose some extra weight. | 1.1940 | 0.04675 | 134 | 117 | 8 | 9 |
1342 | It's a good way to meet women. | 1.1940 | 0.04031 | 134 | 112 | 18 | 4 |
1343 | I always wanted to meet you.i guess I’m a social climber. | 1.1940 | 0.04429 | 134 | 115 | 12 | 7 |
1344 | I don't know what made you think I was really a prince. The awareness of my pointless existence is an unspeakable hell. | 1.1940 | 0.04300 | 134 | 114 | 14 | 6 |
1345 | This isn’t what I meant when I said I wanted you on top. | 1.1940 | 0.04031 | 134 | 112 | 18 | 4 |
1346 | I feel like I'm being used. | 1.1940 | 0.03429 | 134 | 108 | 26 | 0 |
1347 | You wouldn’t return my calls, so... | 1.1940 | 0.03889 | 134 | 111 | 20 | 3 |
1348 | I need to stop watching Game of Thrones | 1.1940 | 0.03742 | 134 | 110 | 22 | 2 |
1349 | I meet a lot of people on their way up. | 1.1940 | 0.03889 | 134 | 111 | 20 | 3 |
1350 | Our promotion says you'll climb a real face. | 1.1940 | 0.03889 | 134 | 111 | 20 | 3 |
1351 | Cliff, is that you? | 1.1940 | 0.03742 | 134 | 110 | 22 | 2 |
1352 | Corporate told me to pull out all stops to help you break the glass ceiling. | 1.1940 | 0.04031 | 134 | 112 | 18 | 4 |
1353 | You were serious that I would be your stepping stone. | 1.1940 | 0.03589 | 134 | 109 | 24 | 1 |
1354 | You gotta watch out for the glass ceiling. Me, I hit the wall...and hard. | 1.1940 | 0.04168 | 134 | 113 | 16 | 5 |
1355 | Wel, as they say, Two heads are better than one | 1.1940 | 0.04429 | 134 | 115 | 12 | 7 |
1356 | The only time I regret the career choice is when they wear spiked climbing shoes. | 1.1940 | 0.03889 | 134 | 111 | 20 | 3 |
1357 | Tonight you’ll be visited by three spirits . . . | 1.1940 | 0.03742 | 134 | 110 | 22 | 2 |
1358 | It's not stalking Stephanie if I can't move. | 1.1940 | 0.03742 | 134 | 110 | 22 | 2 |
1359 | Finally! You've found a way to be helpful. | 1.1940 | 0.04429 | 134 | 115 | 12 | 7 |
1360 | Hi honey, this time I will put my foot in your mouth. | 1.1940 | 0.04031 | 134 | 112 | 18 | 4 |
1361 | Face time in the Twilight Zone. | 1.1940 | 0.03889 | 134 | 111 | 20 | 3 |
1362 | This is not what I imagined when they said 'face your fears.' | 1.1940 | 0.04168 | 134 | 113 | 16 | 5 |
1363 | It just feels like you're using me to get where you want to go right now. | 1.1940 | 0.04031 | 134 | 112 | 18 | 4 |
1364 | This is what I get for having a craggy face. | 1.1940 | 0.04300 | 134 | 114 | 14 | 6 |
1365 | Worst. Hideout. Ever. | 1.1940 | 0.04031 | 134 | 112 | 18 | 4 |
1366 | Don’t stare at me . . I’ll turn to stone like them! | 1.1940 | 0.03589 | 134 | 109 | 24 | 1 |
1367 | One of us needs to get a grip. | 1.1940 | 0.03889 | 134 | 111 | 20 | 3 |
1368 | I know it's pathetic but it's the only way I've found to get girls to talk to me. | 1.1940 | 0.03742 | 134 | 110 | 22 | 2 |
1369 | Careful, or you might fall for me. | 1.1940 | 0.03742 | 134 | 110 | 22 | 2 |
1370 | This is the worst cartoon ever. | 1.1940 | 0.04300 | 134 | 114 | 14 | 6 |
1371 | They figure my hair gel makes it more challenging. | 1.1940 | 0.03742 | 134 | 110 | 22 | 2 |
1372 | I just want to support you. | 1.1940 | 0.03742 | 134 | 110 | 22 | 2 |
1373 | Is this the girl's locker room? | 1.1940 | 0.04168 | 134 | 113 | 16 | 5 |
1374 | Not the nose! I just had that fixed! | 1.1940 | 0.03742 | 134 | 110 | 22 | 2 |
1375 | So that is a no for coffee? | 1.1940 | 0.04168 | 134 | 113 | 16 | 5 |
1376 | Foot, hand, like it really makes a difference. | 1.1894 | 0.04184 | 132 | 112 | 15 | 5 |
1377 | 'Everybody says I should just get a grip...' | 1.1894 | 0.04184 | 132 | 112 | 15 | 5 |
1378 | I was hoping for a kiss but I'll settle for a kick in the teeth. | 1.1894 | 0.03746 | 132 | 109 | 21 | 2 |
1379 | Hashtag "Me, too." | 1.1894 | 0.04451 | 132 | 114 | 11 | 7 |
1380 | Going up? Watch your step, please. | 1.1894 | 0.03897 | 132 | 110 | 19 | 3 |
1381 | Thank heavens. Would you mind scratching that mosquito bite on my forehead? I can't reach it. | 1.1894 | 0.03897 | 132 | 110 | 19 | 3 |
1382 | I'm not your usual trophy but a wall is a wall | 1.1894 | 0.04043 | 132 | 111 | 17 | 4 |
1383 | Yes dear, for the last time, you are my rock. | 1.1894 | 0.03897 | 132 | 110 | 19 | 3 |
1384 | Up against the wall! | 1.1894 | 0.04043 | 132 | 111 | 17 | 4 |
1385 | I knew you would step right over me on your way to the top. | 1.1894 | 0.03897 | 132 | 110 | 19 | 3 |
1386 | Your next move is left foot in my mouth. Be gentle | 1.1894 | 0.03897 | 132 | 110 | 19 | 3 |
1387 | Have you tried using butter? | 1.1894 | 0.03897 | 132 | 110 | 19 | 3 |
1388 | Worst internship ever. | 1.1894 | 0.03588 | 132 | 108 | 23 | 1 |
1389 | It's just like Nancy sang in that song, "One 'a these days..." | 1.1894 | 0.04184 | 132 | 112 | 15 | 5 |
1390 | If you're going to scale mt. Rushmore you have to start somewhere! | 1.1894 | 0.04043 | 132 | 111 | 17 | 4 |
1391 | I didn't mean I wanted that kind of rock! | 1.1894 | 0.04043 | 132 | 111 | 17 | 4 |
1392 | Don’t worry. A lot of my friends are social climbers. | 1.1894 | 0.03746 | 132 | 109 | 21 | 2 |
1393 | It was either this or marketing | 1.1894 | 0.04320 | 132 | 113 | 13 | 6 |
1394 | I've heard about social climbers, but this is something else. | 1.1894 | 0.03897 | 132 | 110 | 19 | 3 |
1395 | Is that you Yorick? | 1.1894 | 0.03897 | 132 | 110 | 19 | 3 |
1396 | I feel like people are just stepping all over me to get to the top. | 1.1894 | 0.03897 | 132 | 110 | 19 | 3 |
1397 | Fancy running into you here! Say, you haven't responded to any of my texts. | 1.1894 | 0.03897 | 132 | 110 | 19 | 3 |
1398 | The is not how I envisioned moving up the corporate ladder. | 1.1894 | 0.03897 | 132 | 110 | 19 | 3 |
1399 | You REALLY are between a rock and a hard place! | 1.1894 | 0.03897 | 132 | 110 | 19 | 3 |
1400 | Sorry Sir,but I'm going to have to climb over you, on my way to the top! | 1.1894 | 0.04184 | 132 | 112 | 15 | 5 |
1401 | It’s okay I’m always being used to get a leg up | 1.1894 | 0.03897 | 132 | 110 | 19 | 3 |
1402 | We aren’t really compatible. I’m more of a social climber. | 1.1894 | 0.04043 | 132 | 111 | 17 | 4 |
1403 | I suppose it’s my fault; I said I wanted to work in Boulder. | 1.1894 | 0.03746 | 132 | 109 | 21 | 2 |
1404 | I'm auditioning for Notre-Dame. | 1.1894 | 0.03897 | 132 | 110 | 19 | 3 |
1405 | I swiped you to the left, leave me alone. | 1.1894 | 0.03897 | 132 | 110 | 19 | 3 |
1406 | NO NO NO, don't step on that one. Let's just say it's very sore. | 1.1894 | 0.04184 | 132 | 112 | 15 | 5 |
1407 | Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez | 1.1894 | 0.04043 | 132 | 111 | 17 | 4 |
1408 | I should have told you that I was a social climber. | 1.1894 | 0.03897 | 132 | 110 | 19 | 3 |
1409 | This dating app site is not what I envisioned | 1.1894 | 0.03746 | 132 | 109 | 21 | 2 |
1410 | It's great practice for all the people youll have to step on while you succeed. | 1.1880 | 0.03720 | 133 | 110 | 21 | 2 |
1411 | You should see what people do to me on the other side. | 1.1880 | 0.04154 | 133 | 113 | 15 | 5 |
1412 | You can do this, c'mon ! | 1.1880 | 0.04289 | 133 | 114 | 13 | 6 |
1413 | Get a grip! | 1.1880 | 0.03720 | 133 | 110 | 21 | 2 |
1414 | So this is what they mean by The Wall of Shame. | 1.1880 | 0.04154 | 133 | 113 | 15 | 5 |
1415 | Actually, I just got promoted - I used to be the coat hook. | 1.1880 | 0.04015 | 133 | 112 | 17 | 4 |
1416 | There aren't as many job opportunities for disembodied heads as you'd think. | 1.1880 | 0.04154 | 133 | 113 | 15 | 5 |
1417 | I’d be eternally grateful if you’d scratch my nose on your way up. | 1.1880 | 0.03720 | 133 | 110 | 21 | 2 |
1418 | If you see my older brother, tell him El Crap-itan says hello. | 1.1880 | 0.04671 | 133 | 117 | 7 | 9 |
1419 | Face it, I'm stuck | 1.1880 | 0.03871 | 133 | 111 | 19 | 3 |
1420 | Always said I would get over you! | 1.1880 | 0.04015 | 133 | 112 | 17 | 4 |
1421 | Welcome to the Justice for Sexual Harassment climbing wall. | 1.1880 | 0.04289 | 133 | 114 | 13 | 6 |
1422 | Could you scratch my nose? I'm dying up here! | 1.1880 | 0.03720 | 133 | 110 | 21 | 2 |
1423 | ... and then I wished to have a body 'like a rock, but not literally a rock,' and the genie was all like 'boom, done, no problem'... | 1.1880 | 0.03871 | 133 | 111 | 19 | 3 |
1424 | Where are all the Smiley Faces that I wanted... | 1.1880 | 0.04289 | 133 | 114 | 13 | 6 |
1425 | I’m tired of always sticking my neck out for you. | 1.1880 | 0.03720 | 133 | 110 | 21 | 2 |
1426 | I don't know... I just don't want you to get hung up on me. | 1.1880 | 0.03871 | 133 | 111 | 19 | 3 |
1427 | Yeah, the face climb is the most distracting | 1.1880 | 0.03871 | 133 | 111 | 19 | 3 |
1428 | Don't look at the glass ceiling . . . Don't look at the glass ceiling . . . Don't look at the glass ceiling . . . | 1.1880 | 0.03871 | 133 | 111 | 19 | 3 |
1429 | I was a punching bag in my last relationship. | 1.1880 | 0.03720 | 133 | 110 | 21 | 2 |
1430 | I had hoped to get a spot on Mount Rushmore. | 1.1880 | 0.03871 | 133 | 111 | 19 | 3 |
1431 | Gig economy, eh? | 1.1880 | 0.03720 | 133 | 110 | 21 | 2 |
1432 | Help me! Help me! I'm Jimmy Hoffa! | 1.1880 | 0.04015 | 133 | 112 | 17 | 4 |
1433 | I was raised to a more 'hands on' position. | 1.1880 | 0.03401 | 133 | 108 | 25 | 0 |
1434 | No, I'm with the Truman Show. | 1.1880 | 0.03871 | 133 | 111 | 19 | 3 |
1435 | While you are up here, would you mind scratching my nose? | 1.1880 | 0.04015 | 133 | 112 | 17 | 4 |
1436 | Do you want to hang out sometime? | 1.1880 | 0.03720 | 133 | 110 | 21 | 2 |
1437 | So that’s what you meant when you said “I’ll see you on the other side.” | 1.1880 | 0.04154 | 133 | 113 | 15 | 5 |
1438 | This is the price I pay for stepping on others on my way to the top. | 1.1880 | 0.03720 | 133 | 110 | 21 | 2 |
1439 | Who else are you going to step on to get to the top? | 1.1880 | 0.04015 | 133 | 112 | 17 | 4 |
1440 | Sorry, but at least I wont be stepping on your toes! | 1.1880 | 0.04015 | 133 | 112 | 17 | 4 |
1441 | Remember, you’ll have to see me on the way down. | 1.1880 | 0.03564 | 133 | 109 | 23 | 1 |
1442 | Hi, I'm the counter weight on your rope. Please don't step on my head. | 1.1880 | 0.04154 | 133 | 113 | 15 | 5 |
1443 | Well, Stacy, my mother was right -- I am, literally, just a stepping stone for you. | 1.1880 | 0.03871 | 133 | 111 | 19 | 3 |
1444 | I could use a hand | 1.1880 | 0.04154 | 133 | 113 | 15 | 5 |
1445 | . . . and then I hit the wall and, well, it really isn't all that bad! | 1.1880 | 0.03720 | 133 | 110 | 21 | 2 |
1446 | I set out to climb, but I got stuck watching. | 1.1880 | 0.04289 | 133 | 114 | 13 | 6 |
1447 | Use that one instead, please. | 1.1880 | 0.03720 | 133 | 110 | 21 | 2 |
1448 | It's just until the new piece comes in. | 1.1880 | 0.03720 | 133 | 110 | 21 | 2 |
1449 | Uh, not there, please. | 1.1880 | 0.03564 | 133 | 109 | 23 | 1 |
1450 | It's a takeoff on Twister. We call it "Finding Your Niche." | 1.1880 | 0.03871 | 133 | 111 | 19 | 3 |
1451 | I'm not as unhinged as I look. | 1.1880 | 0.03871 | 133 | 111 | 19 | 3 |
1452 | They did say it was a "hands-on" position when I applied. | 1.1880 | 0.04289 | 133 | 114 | 13 | 6 |
1453 | Hi! This is what happens when you get to the top. | 1.1880 | 0.04289 | 133 | 114 | 13 | 6 |
1454 | Watch your step! | 1.1880 | 0.03564 | 133 | 109 | 23 | 1 |
1455 | It's a lawyer aptitude test. | 1.1880 | 0.03720 | 133 | 110 | 21 | 2 |
1456 | I'm trying to be more supportive. | 1.1880 | 0.03871 | 133 | 111 | 19 | 3 |
1457 | I'm just trying to get a head in this world. | 1.1880 | 0.04015 | 133 | 112 | 17 | 4 |
1458 | Edelweiss” and “High Hopes” are the only two options included with the package you purchased | 1.1880 | 0.03871 | 133 | 111 | 19 | 3 |
1459 | I'm caught between a rock and a hard place! | 1.1880 | 0.04154 | 133 | 113 | 15 | 5 |
1460 | Craig? | 1.1866 | 0.04260 | 134 | 115 | 13 | 6 |
1461 | you said you wanted the man in your life to be like a rock for you | 1.1860 | 0.03775 | 129 | 107 | 20 | 2 |
1462 | Lend me an ear? | 1.1860 | 0.04084 | 129 | 109 | 16 | 4 |
1463 | Can you itch my nose? | 1.1860 | 0.03611 | 129 | 106 | 22 | 1 |
1464 | Please hold. | 1.1860 | 0.03775 | 129 | 107 | 20 | 2 |
1465 | I've been told I have a strong jaw. | 1.1846 | 0.03749 | 130 | 108 | 20 | 2 |
1466 | We can't go on meeting this way! | 1.1846 | 0.03905 | 130 | 109 | 18 | 3 |
1467 | Between a rock a head place | 1.1846 | 0.04339 | 130 | 112 | 12 | 6 |
1468 | Stay strong, brothers. They will perish, but we shall live forever! | 1.1846 | 0.03749 | 130 | 108 | 20 | 2 |
1469 | So anyway, that's the story of how I met your mohter | 1.1846 | 0.04339 | 130 | 112 | 12 | 6 |
1470 | Go ahead, I won't peak. | 1.1846 | 0.03749 | 130 | 108 | 20 | 2 |
1471 | All my girlfriends said that my head was as hard as rock. But did I listen? | 1.1846 | 0.03749 | 130 | 108 | 20 | 2 |
1472 | These Facetime requests are getting out of hand. | 1.1846 | 0.03905 | 130 | 109 | 18 | 3 |
1473 | Don't let your membership check bounce. | 1.1846 | 0.03905 | 130 | 109 | 18 | 3 |
1474 | I had to build it, pay for it and become a part of it! | 1.1846 | 0.04199 | 130 | 111 | 14 | 5 |
1475 | Heads up! The rest of my body can be found above. | 1.1846 | 0.04055 | 130 | 110 | 16 | 4 |
1476 | Where is Trump's face, now that I can use it? | 1.1846 | 0.04199 | 130 | 111 | 14 | 5 |
1477 | Mr. Hoffa, I presume? | 1.1846 | 0.04055 | 130 | 110 | 16 | 4 |
1478 | I'd avoid the trapeze gym next door. | 1.1846 | 0.03749 | 130 | 108 | 20 | 2 |
1479 | Well, actually... | 1.1846 | 0.04199 | 130 | 111 | 14 | 5 |
1480 | ...but the view is great! | 1.1846 | 0.03905 | 130 | 109 | 18 | 3 |
1481 | Jenny looks uneasy as she attempts to reach the Glass Ceiling via the Raging Feminist Rock Wall. Let's watch... | 1.1846 | 0.04199 | 130 | 111 | 14 | 5 |
1482 | Climber, climber on the wall, who is the fairest of them all? | 1.1846 | 0.04605 | 130 | 114 | 8 | 8 |
1483 | It's ok, I'm used to people climbing all over me | 1.1846 | 0.03749 | 130 | 108 | 20 | 2 |
1484 | Lately, I've felt there's been a wall between us. | 1.1846 | 0.04199 | 130 | 111 | 14 | 5 |
1485 | Sure it's been a rocky road, but honey, one more chance? | 1.1846 | 0.04055 | 130 | 110 | 16 | 4 |
1486 | I've started to wonder if my foot fetish has gotten out of hand ... | 1.1846 | 0.03905 | 130 | 109 | 18 | 3 |
1487 | Please be careful. Your stepping on my foot. | 1.1846 | 0.04055 | 130 | 110 | 16 | 4 |
1488 | The name's Holden. | 1.1846 | 0.04055 | 130 | 110 | 16 | 4 |
1489 | Do you think you can scratch my nose? | 1.1846 | 0.03749 | 130 | 108 | 20 | 2 |
1490 | Sorry, Miss, I'm pledging a fraternity and this is... Oh, never mind it's beyond belief anyway. | 1.1846 | 0.03905 | 130 | 109 | 18 | 3 |
1491 | I didn't know this is what they meant by 'climbing the face'. | 1.1846 | 0.03905 | 130 | 109 | 18 | 3 |
1492 | Whatever you do, don't ring the bell at the top. | 1.1846 | 0.04605 | 130 | 114 | 8 | 8 |
1493 | Don't piss off the wall. | 1.1846 | 0.03905 | 130 | 109 | 18 | 3 |
1494 | I was like you once. Then one slip of the tongue... | 1.1846 | 0.04055 | 130 | 110 | 16 | 4 |
1495 | ''Cause there ain't no mountain high enough. Buh-bum-bum, yeah! To keep me from getting to you, babe. Too much? | 1.1846 | 0.03749 | 130 | 108 | 20 | 2 |
1496 | This is not what I meant when I said we should build a wall... | 1.1846 | 0.04199 | 130 | 111 | 14 | 5 |
1497 | Remember, the people you climb over on the way up are the same ones you'll...what am I saying, I'm a head stuck to a wall. | 1.1846 | 0.03905 | 130 | 109 | 18 | 3 |
1498 | I don’t recommend the work-to-climb membership. | 1.1846 | 0.03905 | 130 | 109 | 18 | 3 |
1499 | Oh boy ! Not only do I have a fear of heights but I'm also a germaphobe. | 1.1846 | 0.04055 | 130 | 110 | 16 | 4 |
1500 | I suggest you stay away from the crack climbing wall. | 1.1832 | 0.04308 | 131 | 113 | 12 | 6 |
1501 | It's better than the dunk tank. | 1.1832 | 0.03562 | 131 | 108 | 22 | 1 |
1502 | Hey, at least you're not wearing cleats. | 1.1825 | 0.03968 | 126 | 106 | 17 | 3 |
1503 | At least I haven't hit rock bottom... | 1.1825 | 0.04125 | 126 | 107 | 15 | 4 |
1504 | Tell me I’m not just a stepping stone. | 1.1825 | 0.03968 | 126 | 106 | 17 | 3 |
1505 | I was a pommel horse in my last life. | 1.1825 | 0.03968 | 126 | 106 | 17 | 3 |
1506 | I'm over 55 and it's the only job I could get. | 1.1825 | 0.04276 | 126 | 108 | 13 | 5 |
1507 | I simply asked if I could be apart of the wall design... | 1.1825 | 0.03968 | 126 | 106 | 17 | 3 |
1508 | Hmm, it looks like they found a new use for Medusa's victims. | 1.1825 | 0.03968 | 126 | 106 | 17 | 3 |
1509 | Harold, I told you we should stop seeing each other. | 1.1825 | 0.03968 | 126 | 106 | 17 | 3 |
1510 | I am tired of being everyone's stepping stone | 1.1825 | 0.03805 | 126 | 105 | 19 | 2 |
1511 | Sometimes in life there are people you can’t avoid. | 1.1825 | 0.03968 | 126 | 106 | 17 | 3 |
1512 | This is a suggestion for your daily cartoon on Trump. ,`caption is “Recently discovered, John McCain’s enemies list.” The cartoon would show a paper titled “Enemies List” with one entry. Donald J. Trump. | 1.1825 | 0.04422 | 126 | 109 | 11 | 6 |
1513 | Go ahead and use me. Everyone else does. | 1.1825 | 0.03968 | 126 | 106 | 17 | 3 |
1514 | Please trim your nails next time. | 1.1825 | 0.04125 | 126 | 107 | 15 | 4 |
1515 | When I said I would support your ninja warrior training, I meant moral support. | 1.1825 | 0.03805 | 126 | 105 | 19 | 2 |
1516 | Yes, Dwayne Johnson IS my hero. | 1.1825 | 0.04276 | 126 | 108 | 13 | 5 |
1517 | It's better than my last job as a manhole cover. | 1.1825 | 0.04276 | 126 | 108 | 13 | 5 |
1518 | Is this your first time face climbing? | 1.1825 | 0.04276 | 126 | 108 | 13 | 5 |
1519 | I'm between these rocks on a hard face, but it's just a temp job. | 1.1825 | 0.03805 | 126 | 105 | 19 | 2 |
1520 | Go ahead! I'm used to getting stepped on. | 1.1825 | 0.03968 | 126 | 106 | 17 | 3 |
1521 | You're a good climber, Mary. I knew you'd get ahead of me. | 1.1825 | 0.04125 | 126 | 107 | 15 | 4 |
1522 | Get ahold of yourself! | 1.1825 | 0.03968 | 126 | 106 | 17 | 3 |
1523 | My brother's on the real North Face." | 1.1825 | 0.04422 | 126 | 109 | 11 | 6 |
1524 | I hope to God those are gum-soled shoes. | 1.1825 | 0.03805 | 126 | 105 | 19 | 2 |
1525 | This wall is for Social Climbers only! | 1.1825 | 0.03805 | 126 | 105 | 19 | 2 |
1526 | Ralph, is that you? I thought you were on Everest! | 1.1825 | 0.03968 | 126 | 106 | 17 | 3 |
1527 | Do you need more alone time? | 1.1811 | 0.03778 | 127 | 106 | 19 | 2 |
1528 | If you free me, I'll find a place in my Cabinet for you. | 1.1811 | 0.03940 | 127 | 107 | 17 | 3 |
1529 | No Miguel we are not gonna pay for the wall, si? | 1.1811 | 0.04095 | 127 | 108 | 15 | 4 |
1530 | The ring is in my pocket | 1.1811 | 0.04245 | 127 | 109 | 13 | 5 |
1531 | Yeah, the hours are bad, but they offer competitive dental and chiropractic plans." | 1.1811 | 0.03778 | 127 | 106 | 19 | 2 |
1532 | You'll enjoy the climbing wall!" they said | 1.1789 | 0.03835 | 123 | 103 | 18 | 2 |
1533 | Veronica, there ain't no climbing wall high enough to keep me from you. | 1.1789 | 0.04325 | 123 | 106 | 12 | 5 |
1534 | Not tonight, dear, I have a headache. | 1.1789 | 0.03657 | 123 | 102 | 20 | 1 |
1535 | I,I,I,I,I'm not your stepping stone. | 1.1789 | 0.03835 | 123 | 103 | 18 | 2 |
1536 | I'm tired of being the rock in this relationship. | 1.1789 | 0.03657 | 123 | 102 | 20 | 1 |
1537 | Face it - you rappel me. | 1.1789 | 0.04325 | 123 | 106 | 12 | 5 |
1538 | I didn't expect immersion therapy to hurt so much | 1.1789 | 0.04476 | 123 | 107 | 10 | 6 |
1539 | HR said this job would be a stepping stone to senior management. | 1.1789 | 0.04005 | 123 | 104 | 16 | 3 |
1540 | To free me you must buy 10 cold press juices in the lobby! | 1.1789 | 0.03835 | 123 | 103 | 18 | 2 |
1541 | When people ask how we met, this will be a great story, won't it? | 1.1789 | 0.03835 | 123 | 103 | 18 | 2 |
1542 | I'm not sure I'm ready to take the next step in our relationship after all. | 1.1789 | 0.03835 | 123 | 103 | 18 | 2 |
1543 | So I asked him; "what happens if you keep clicking your carabiner?" | 1.1789 | 0.03835 | 123 | 103 | 18 | 2 |
1544 | So that's what you meant by climbing getting you a head. | 1.1789 | 0.04005 | 123 | 104 | 16 | 3 |
1545 | When they said they wanted a man to help support the rise of women in the workplace, I didn't picture this. | 1.1789 | 0.03470 | 123 | 101 | 22 | 0 |
1546 | I’ve been told I’m hard-headed, but maybe for once I should have listened when they told me to reconsider this particular career path. | 1.1789 | 0.04168 | 123 | 105 | 14 | 4 |
1547 | I dig rock stars but this is ridiculous. | 1.1789 | 0.04005 | 123 | 104 | 16 | 3 |
1548 | What you can't see is the novel I'm writing. | 1.1789 | 0.04168 | 123 | 105 | 14 | 4 |
1549 | I think you should quit while you're ahead! | 1.1789 | 0.03835 | 123 | 103 | 18 | 2 |
1550 | Why does everyone keep avoiding me? | 1.1789 | 0.03835 | 123 | 103 | 18 | 2 |
1551 | Moving on? Was it something i said? | 1.1789 | 0.04168 | 123 | 105 | 14 | 4 |
1552 | I feel like people step all over me. | 1.1789 | 0.03835 | 123 | 103 | 18 | 2 |
1553 | Make your move, I’ll still be ahead. | 1.1789 | 0.04168 | 123 | 105 | 14 | 4 |
1554 | Fine. Just try not to mess up my hair on your way up. | 1.1789 | 0.03835 | 123 | 103 | 18 | 2 |
1555 | Now that you see we do have interests in common, I hope you'll consider going out with me. | 1.1789 | 0.04005 | 123 | 104 | 16 | 3 |
1556 | Think of the little people who helped you on the way up. | 1.1789 | 0.03835 | 123 | 103 | 18 | 2 |
1557 | I like to party. The rest is kind of a blur. | 1.1789 | 0.04168 | 123 | 105 | 14 | 4 |
1558 | Just don’t mess up the hair. | 1.1789 | 0.03835 | 123 | 103 | 18 | 2 |
1559 | Be nice to people on your way up. You’ll meet them on your way down. | 1.1789 | 0.04005 | 123 | 104 | 16 | 3 |
1560 | I know I said I wanted to hang out, but this isn’t what I meant! | 1.1789 | 0.03835 | 123 | 103 | 18 | 2 |
1561 | Heads, you lose. | 1.1789 | 0.04005 | 123 | 104 | 16 | 3 |
1562 | I'm proud that we're a co-op, but the work share can be a handful. | 1.1789 | 0.04005 | 123 | 104 | 16 | 3 |
1563 | I gotta reduce my dosage. | 1.1789 | 0.04168 | 123 | 105 | 14 | 4 |
1564 | And you tell me to "Get a grip"? | 1.1789 | 0.03835 | 123 | 103 | 18 | 2 |
1565 | My dad said I have to work my way up. | 1.1789 | 0.04168 | 123 | 105 | 14 | 4 |
1566 | I thought this was a gloryhole! | 1.1789 | 0.04325 | 123 | 106 | 12 | 5 |
1567 | How'd I end up here? That is THE existential question isn't it? Hey, any chance you have an extra cigar on you? | 1.1789 | 0.04005 | 123 | 104 | 16 | 3 |
1568 | They warned me when I took the job that people would walk all over me. | 1.1789 | 0.03657 | 123 | 102 | 20 | 1 |
1569 | Taking "get a grip" to a whole new level | 1.1789 | 0.04168 | 123 | 105 | 14 | 4 |
1570 | I know the flier said "Scale the North Face" but this is not at all what I expected ." | 1.1789 | 0.04005 | 123 | 104 | 16 | 3 |
1571 | I always wanted my face on the wall of fame. | 1.1789 | 0.04005 | 123 | 104 | 16 | 3 |
1572 | Sure it's better than a dating up. At least up here you can't swipe left. | 1.1789 | 0.03835 | 123 | 103 | 18 | 2 |
1573 | All I'll say is, don't stop. | 1.1789 | 0.04005 | 123 | 104 | 16 | 3 |
1574 | Mr. Potato Head ? | 1.1789 | 0.04005 | 123 | 104 | 16 | 3 |
1575 | ... and then it hit me. I picked the WRONG fraternity to pledge to! | 1.1789 | 0.04005 | 123 | 104 | 16 | 3 |
1576 | Yes it’s a lousy job, but they promised me it was a stepping stone to the top. | 1.1789 | 0.04005 | 123 | 104 | 16 | 3 |
1577 | The guy who interviewed me said it's a good stepping stone job. | 1.1789 | 0.04005 | 123 | 104 | 16 | 3 |
1578 | I used to be the head of the health club down the street. | 1.1789 | 0.03835 | 123 | 103 | 18 | 2 |
1579 | I feel like I'm becoming a stepping stone to your next relationship. | 1.1789 | 0.04168 | 123 | 105 | 14 | 4 |
1580 | This is not ideal for a first date. | 1.1789 | 0.03835 | 123 | 103 | 18 | 2 |
1581 | But she feared that Jimmy would follow her no matter where and how far she went. | 1.1789 | 0.04168 | 123 | 105 | 14 | 4 |
1582 | I lost my scholarship. I had to switch to Work-Study. | 1.1789 | 0.04325 | 123 | 106 | 12 | 5 |
1583 | Oh my God, I’m between a rock and a hard face! | 1.1789 | 0.04168 | 123 | 105 | 14 | 4 |
1584 | I didn't think through my reincarnation request. | 1.1789 | 0.03835 | 123 | 103 | 18 | 2 |
1585 | Sorry, i'm not feeling very supportive today. | 1.1789 | 0.03470 | 123 | 101 | 22 | 0 |
1586 | It looks like you've gone to new heights to get some face time with me. | 1.1789 | 0.03657 | 123 | 102 | 20 | 1 |
1587 | I just sometimes feel like you walk all over me. | 1.1789 | 0.03657 | 123 | 102 | 20 | 1 |
1588 | I replaced a moose. | 1.1789 | 0.04005 | 123 | 104 | 16 | 3 |
1589 | You don't take my calls. You don't open my e-mails. I only wanted to say, "I'm sorry". | 1.1789 | 0.04005 | 123 | 104 | 16 | 3 |
1590 | I'm actually a direct descendent of Easter Island. | 1.1789 | 0.04325 | 123 | 106 | 12 | 5 |
1591 | You're standing on my grandfather. | 1.1789 | 0.04168 | 123 | 105 | 14 | 4 |
1592 | This is the closest I've been to being a rock star.... | 1.1789 | 0.03835 | 123 | 103 | 18 | 2 |
1593 | I can’t believe you’ve gone this far to get my attention. | 1.1774 | 0.03975 | 124 | 105 | 16 | 3 |
1594 | You’re right- I guess it has helped my complexion. | 1.1774 | 0.04292 | 124 | 107 | 12 | 5 |
1595 | My rock climbing Meetup last week did not go as planned. | 1.1774 | 0.03975 | 124 | 105 | 16 | 3 |
1596 | It began with a mere “dare.’” | 1.1774 | 0.04136 | 124 | 106 | 14 | 4 |
1597 | Great, Farley Katz graffiti'd the wall again. | 1.1774 | 0.03975 | 124 | 105 | 16 | 3 |
1598 | Yeah, my therapist said I should work on being more supportive. | 1.1774 | 0.03806 | 124 | 104 | 18 | 2 |
1599 | Only the most experienced climbers should attempt the Ex-Boyfriend rockface. | 1.1774 | 0.03975 | 124 | 105 | 16 | 3 |
1600 | I've always said you don't care who you step on getting to the top. | 1.1774 | 0.03445 | 124 | 102 | 22 | 0 |
1601 | I am literally your rock. | 1.1774 | 0.03806 | 124 | 104 | 18 | 2 |
1602 | They retrained me after I lost my body in a workplace accident. | 1.1774 | 0.03806 | 124 | 104 | 18 | 2 |
1603 | Stiff upper lip. | 1.1774 | 0.03806 | 124 | 104 | 18 | 2 |
1604 | I'm the obstacle of recurring disappointments. | 1.1774 | 0.04136 | 124 | 106 | 14 | 4 |
1605 | I would be deeply honored if you used my face for leverage. | 1.1774 | 0.03975 | 124 | 105 | 16 | 3 |
1606 | So I said to the genie, "I'd like to be a rock star!" | 1.1774 | 0.04136 | 124 | 106 | 14 | 4 |
1607 | No actually the people you step on as you go up, you also step on them on the way down. | 1.1774 | 0.03975 | 124 | 105 | 16 | 3 |
1608 | Just putting in a little face time. | 1.1760 | 0.03945 | 125 | 106 | 16 | 3 |
1609 | The doctor said I should face my fear of heights head on. | 1.1760 | 0.03420 | 125 | 103 | 22 | 0 |
1610 | Alas, poor Yorick! | 1.1760 | 0.04260 | 125 | 108 | 12 | 5 |
1611 | Surprise, I disappear along with the white rocks in two seconds. | 1.1760 | 0.04106 | 125 | 107 | 14 | 4 |
1612 | I was trying to get my head in the game | 1.1760 | 0.03604 | 125 | 104 | 20 | 1 |
1613 | Hi! I friended you on Facebook. | 1.1760 | 0.03945 | 125 | 106 | 16 | 3 |
1614 | You don't answer my calls or texts!" | 1.1760 | 0.03945 | 125 | 106 | 16 | 3 |
1615 | I was on the other wall. So it was reallu more of a lateral move. | 1.1760 | 0.03945 | 125 | 106 | 16 | 3 |
1616 | Watch the nose. I just had work done. | 1.1760 | 0.03945 | 125 | 106 | 16 | 3 |
1617 | Really, George, get a grip. | 1.1760 | 0.03945 | 125 | 106 | 16 | 3 |
1618 | Fair warning: I use hair gel. | 1.1760 | 0.03945 | 125 | 106 | 16 | 3 |
1619 | I'm a Scorpio. You? | 1.1760 | 0.04260 | 125 | 108 | 12 | 5 |
1620 | Thanks for the ‘heads-up’ about the ‘leg-up,’ Cliff. | 1.1760 | 0.03945 | 125 | 106 | 16 | 3 |
1621 | Go ahead and step on me. I’m used to it! | 1.1760 | 0.03604 | 125 | 104 | 20 | 1 |
1622 | You said you wanted Face Time. So talk! | 1.1750 | 0.04042 | 120 | 102 | 15 | 3 |
1623 | It's called extreme stalking. | 1.1750 | 0.04042 | 120 | 102 | 15 | 3 |
1624 | You think THIS is bad? When the boss climbs here, he makes me suck his dick! He calls it the cock-sucking rock! | 1.1750 | 0.04211 | 120 | 103 | 13 | 4 |
1625 | There's handholds on your side? | 1.1750 | 0.04211 | 120 | 103 | 13 | 4 |
1626 | Just not in the eyes. | 1.1750 | 0.04042 | 120 | 102 | 15 | 3 |
1627 | You're only using me on your way up> | 1.1750 | 0.03864 | 120 | 101 | 17 | 2 |
1628 | No Im not the North face for the 100th time! | 1.1750 | 0.04374 | 120 | 104 | 11 | 5 |
1629 | Trump will do anything to touch my p---y" | 1.1750 | 0.04211 | 120 | 103 | 13 | 4 |
1630 | Could you lend me a hand? | 1.1750 | 0.03864 | 120 | 101 | 17 | 2 |
1631 | You promised me a leg up | 1.1750 | 0.03864 | 120 | 101 | 17 | 2 |
1632 | It's Ok. People have been stepping all over me on their way up my whole life. | 1.1750 | 0.03679 | 120 | 100 | 19 | 1 |
1633 | Please, no crampons! | 1.1750 | 0.03864 | 120 | 101 | 17 | 2 |
1634 | I’m look sad, not down. I don’t look down. DON’T LOOK DOWN! | 1.1750 | 0.04532 | 120 | 105 | 9 | 6 |
1635 | I sure appreciate your visits, Julie. See you next week. | 1.1750 | 0.03679 | 120 | 100 | 19 | 1 |
1636 | I'm a rock face! Get it? Ha... please help me, it's been 10 years and this isn't funny anymore. | 1.1750 | 0.04042 | 120 | 102 | 15 | 3 |
1637 | You're on a journey to nowhere. | 1.1750 | 0.04211 | 120 | 103 | 13 | 4 |
1638 | This type of dating service sucks! | 1.1750 | 0.03864 | 120 | 101 | 17 | 2 |
1639 | Sorry, but at least you have a job in the entertainment industry that pays. | 1.1750 | 0.03679 | 120 | 100 | 19 | 1 |
1640 | The job posting said it would be a good stepping stone. | 1.1750 | 0.03679 | 120 | 100 | 19 | 1 |
1641 | Oh, it's not so bad. I'm the highest paid Ph.D. in Sociology in my class. And I get to look into a lot of girls' shirts. | 1.1750 | 0.03864 | 120 | 101 | 17 | 2 |
1642 | I knew she'd be mad that I cheated,, but I never expected her to go Game of Thrones on me! | 1.1750 | 0.04042 | 120 | 102 | 15 | 3 |
1643 | Excuse me, but I could use a hand here. | 1.1750 | 0.03864 | 120 | 101 | 17 | 2 |
1644 | I've been feeling so detached lately. | 1.1750 | 0.04042 | 120 | 102 | 15 | 3 |
1645 | You're avoiding me like I have climbmydia or something. | 1.1750 | 0.04042 | 120 | 102 | 15 | 3 |
1646 | ...so I told Fat Frankie our defense was between a rock and a hard place. | 1.1750 | 0.04374 | 120 | 104 | 11 | 5 |
1647 | Don’t mess my hair! | 1.1750 | 0.04532 | 120 | 105 | 9 | 6 |
1648 | sorry, i'm climbing the corporate ladder at any cost. | 1.1750 | 0.04042 | 120 | 102 | 15 | 3 |
1649 | Ugh, I have a boyfriend. | 1.1750 | 0.04042 | 120 | 102 | 15 | 3 |
1650 | I’m trying to get a head | 1.1750 | 0.04042 | 120 | 102 | 15 | 3 |
1651 | All the interns have to do this. | 1.1750 | 0.04211 | 120 | 103 | 13 | 4 |
1652 | Nope, I'm the Talking Head who's still stoned | 1.1750 | 0.04211 | 120 | 103 | 13 | 4 |
1653 | Be the wall. | 1.1750 | 0.03864 | 120 | 101 | 17 | 2 |
1654 | You don't care who you have to step on to get ahead! | 1.1750 | 0.04374 | 120 | 104 | 11 | 5 |
1655 | Go ahead - walk all over me. It's never stopped the other girls. | 1.1750 | 0.04374 | 120 | 104 | 11 | 5 |
1656 | I dropped my glasses. | 1.1750 | 0.04211 | 120 | 103 | 13 | 4 |
1657 | Go ahead - you already stepped on my heart. | 1.1750 | 0.03864 | 120 | 101 | 17 | 2 |
1658 | Inside a Harvey Weinstein Nightmare. | 1.1750 | 0.04042 | 120 | 102 | 15 | 3 |
1659 | Dwayne? Dwayne "The Rock" Johnson? | 1.1750 | 0.04042 | 120 | 102 | 15 | 3 |
1660 | When you answer an executive headhunter ad, be careful. | 1.1750 | 0.04532 | 120 | 105 | 9 | 6 |
1661 | Hi, Rocky! - Didn't know you worked here. | 1.1750 | 0.04042 | 120 | 102 | 15 | 3 |
1662 | This was my boss' idea of a raise. | 1.1750 | 0.04211 | 120 | 103 | 13 | 4 |
1663 | The pay is terrible, but the view isn't bad. | 1.1750 | 0.03864 | 120 | 101 | 17 | 2 |
1664 | Frank was relegated to the most remedial positions at the Acme Rock Climbing Wall Building Company after the whole #metoo scandal at last year's Christmas party. | 1.1750 | 0.04211 | 120 | 103 | 13 | 4 |
1665 | I said I needed to grab some space, not your face! | 1.1750 | 0.04374 | 120 | 104 | 11 | 5 |
1666 | I'm so tired of being treated like a doormat. | 1.1750 | 0.04042 | 120 | 102 | 15 | 3 |
1667 | All in all I'm just another brick in the wall. | 1.1750 | 0.04211 | 120 | 103 | 13 | 4 |
1668 | So you did think of me.... the last time we talked you said just the thought of me made you want to climb up a wall. | 1.1750 | 0.04042 | 120 | 102 | 15 | 3 |
1669 | baby you got a hold on me... | 1.1750 | 0.03864 | 120 | 101 | 17 | 2 |
1670 | Hey, watch the hair! | 1.1750 | 0.04042 | 120 | 102 | 15 | 3 |
1671 | Oww! My crotch! | 1.1750 | 0.03864 | 120 | 101 | 17 | 2 |
1672 | Are You A Social Climber? | 1.1750 | 0.04042 | 120 | 102 | 15 | 3 |
1673 | I'm working my way through medical school. It's a living. | 1.1750 | 0.04211 | 120 | 103 | 13 | 4 |
1674 | "I'd love to step on that one. It looks just like my ex." ' | 1.1750 | 0.04211 | 120 | 103 | 13 | 4 |
1675 | Gosh, you really are my rock! | 1.1750 | 0.04042 | 120 | 102 | 15 | 3 |
1676 | May I show you something in a size 6 moccasin? | 1.1750 | 0.03679 | 120 | 100 | 19 | 1 |
1677 | In my former life, my friends never thought the nickname stonewall would stick. | 1.1750 | 0.03864 | 120 | 101 | 17 | 2 |
1678 | Garrett, I said “Let’s FaceTime later, not face climb!” | 1.1750 | 0.04211 | 120 | 103 | 13 | 4 |
1679 | I expect to be moving up in the coming months. | 1.1750 | 0.03679 | 120 | 100 | 19 | 1 |
1680 | Jim’s attempts at speed dating at new heights kept failing. | 1.1750 | 0.04374 | 120 | 104 | 11 | 5 |
1681 | I'm actually a foreign born relative of Donald Trump. | 1.1750 | 0.03864 | 120 | 101 | 17 | 2 |
1682 | ''Penance?'' | 1.1750 | 0.04042 | 120 | 102 | 15 | 3 |
1683 | I’ve always been more of a Beta male | 1.1736 | 0.03651 | 121 | 101 | 19 | 1 |
1684 | And I don't like heights. | 1.1736 | 0.03835 | 121 | 102 | 17 | 2 |
1685 | I threw a pebble at Donald Trump in third grade. | 1.1736 | 0.04179 | 121 | 104 | 13 | 4 |
1686 | I asked them to waive the student activities fee. | 1.1721 | 0.03980 | 122 | 104 | 15 | 3 |
1687 | Um...Look, I know I said I'd support you in this relationship in any way I could, but I think I'm going to have to draw the line here. | 1.1695 | 0.04047 | 118 | 101 | 14 | 3 |
1688 | I feel like I could be so much more than a stepbrother to you. | 1.1695 | 0.03864 | 118 | 100 | 16 | 2 |
1689 | Oh, just go ahead and do it! You know you want to. | 1.1695 | 0.04047 | 118 | 101 | 14 | 3 |
1690 | Yes, I KNOW I'm between a rock and a hard place! | 1.1695 | 0.04222 | 118 | 102 | 12 | 4 |
1691 | You mean this isn't Mt. Rushmore? | 1.1695 | 0.04390 | 118 | 103 | 10 | 5 |
1692 | I thought it was for taking pictures. | 1.1695 | 0.03864 | 118 | 100 | 16 | 2 |
1693 | You misheard--I said "get off my rocks." | 1.1695 | 0.04390 | 118 | 103 | 10 | 5 |
1694 | Watch out for the pomade | 1.1695 | 0.03671 | 118 | 99 | 18 | 1 |
1695 | You came this far to get a head | 1.1695 | 0.04047 | 118 | 101 | 14 | 3 |
1696 | This is me supporting you through life’s hurdles. | 1.1695 | 0.03864 | 118 | 100 | 16 | 2 |
1697 | Please don’t mess up my hair | 1.1695 | 0.03671 | 118 | 99 | 18 | 1 |
1698 | That's the last time I insult the "Me Too" movement in a house full of women. | 1.1695 | 0.03864 | 118 | 100 | 16 | 2 |
1699 | Did you try to cancel your membership, Sir? | 1.1695 | 0.04390 | 118 | 103 | 10 | 5 |
1700 | You need to find another way to meet woman! | 1.1695 | 0.04047 | 118 | 101 | 14 | 3 |
1701 | Remember who helped on your way down! | 1.1695 | 0.04047 | 118 | 101 | 14 | 3 |
1702 | I forgot to return the rental shoes. | 1.1695 | 0.04047 | 118 | 101 | 14 | 3 |
1703 | I ain't your stepping stone. | 1.1695 | 0.04222 | 118 | 102 | 12 | 4 |
1704 | Yeah, I knew the Rock before he became Dwayne Johnson... | 1.1695 | 0.03864 | 118 | 100 | 16 | 2 |
1705 | Go, ahead. | 1.1695 | 0.04552 | 118 | 104 | 8 | 6 |
1706 | The genie granted me one wish. I said, “I’d like to be someone important.” | 1.1695 | 0.03671 | 118 | 99 | 18 | 1 |
1707 | After years in the corporate world letting people climb up my back, this seemed a logical "next step." | 1.1695 | 0.03469 | 118 | 98 | 20 | 0 |
1708 | You get me. | 1.1695 | 0.04047 | 118 | 101 | 14 | 3 |
1709 | Could you hand me a tissue? I need to blow my nose. | 1.1695 | 0.04047 | 118 | 101 | 14 | 3 |
1710 | Hi, my name is Brock. Welcome to Brock climbing. | 1.1695 | 0.04222 | 118 | 102 | 12 | 4 |
1711 | Whoa...it's a real rock face! | 1.1695 | 0.04390 | 118 | 103 | 10 | 5 |
1712 | It's my real hair just be careful I use Gel? | 1.1695 | 0.03671 | 118 | 99 | 18 | 1 |
1713 | I chose door number 2. | 1.1695 | 0.03469 | 118 | 98 | 20 | 0 |
1714 | Jerry was going to be an unfortunate casualty in her climb to the top. | 1.1695 | 0.04222 | 118 | 102 | 12 | 4 |
1715 | I think we need to talk. | 1.1695 | 0.04047 | 118 | 101 | 14 | 3 |
1716 | Put your foot in your own mouth. | 1.1695 | 0.04047 | 118 | 101 | 14 | 3 |
1717 | Before I step on you, I must ask, "Will you still be here when I come back down?" | 1.1695 | 0.03864 | 118 | 100 | 16 | 2 |
1718 | You wouldn't happen to know a men's rights lawyer, do you? | 1.1695 | 0.03864 | 118 | 100 | 16 | 2 |
1719 | I'm just another stepping stone on your way to the top. | 1.1695 | 0.03864 | 118 | 100 | 16 | 2 |
1720 | Would you like a head's up when I make my next move? | 1.1695 | 0.04047 | 118 | 101 | 14 | 3 |
1721 | My therapist says I need some physical human contact. | 1.1695 | 0.03864 | 118 | 100 | 16 | 2 |
1722 | You weren't kidding. People really are walking all over you at work. | 1.1695 | 0.04047 | 118 | 101 | 14 | 3 |
1723 | Cliff and his Tinder date meet for the first time. | 1.1695 | 0.04047 | 118 | 101 | 14 | 3 |
1724 | Surprise! | 1.1695 | 0.03864 | 118 | 100 | 16 | 2 |
1725 | Skip me. I bite ! | 1.1695 | 0.03671 | 118 | 99 | 18 | 1 |
1726 | I was like you, once. | 1.1695 | 0.04552 | 118 | 104 | 8 | 6 |
1727 | All of them started out just like me! | 1.1695 | 0.04047 | 118 | 101 | 14 | 3 |
1728 | Just watch the hair please. | 1.1695 | 0.03864 | 118 | 100 | 16 | 2 |
1729 | I was working outdoors, but the pitons were killing me. | 1.1695 | 0.03864 | 118 | 100 | 16 | 2 |
1730 | Come here often? | 1.1695 | 0.04390 | 118 | 103 | 10 | 5 |
1731 | Who knew playing air guitar would lead to a permanent rock face? | 1.1695 | 0.03864 | 118 | 100 | 16 | 2 |
1732 | Be careful what you wish for. | 1.1695 | 0.03671 | 118 | 99 | 18 | 1 |
1733 | I only made it this far. | 1.1695 | 0.03864 | 118 | 100 | 16 | 2 |
1734 | Whatever you do, don't forget to tip the belayer. | 1.1695 | 0.04047 | 118 | 101 | 14 | 3 |
1735 | You should be fine, I'm getting a stiff neck. | 1.1695 | 0.04222 | 118 | 102 | 12 | 4 |
1736 | I misunderstood my agent. I thought I was auditioning to play The Rock. | 1.1695 | 0.04047 | 118 | 101 | 14 | 3 |
1737 | OK. Let's talk. | 1.1695 | 0.04222 | 118 | 102 | 12 | 4 |
1738 | Facing the challenge doesn’t always make you a winner | 1.1695 | 0.03864 | 118 | 100 | 16 | 2 |
1739 | I feel like we are stuck between a rock and a hard place. | 1.1695 | 0.03469 | 118 | 98 | 20 | 0 |
1740 | Trump’s busy buying the last spot on Mount Rushmore, so I’ll settle for this. | 1.1695 | 0.04222 | 118 | 102 | 12 | 4 |
1741 | Well, fancy meeting you here. I thought you had a headache. | 1.1695 | 0.04222 | 118 | 102 | 12 | 4 |
1742 | You were right; I am a blockhead. | 1.1695 | 0.03864 | 118 | 100 | 16 | 2 |
1743 | Imagine seeing you here! What are the chances? | 1.1652 | 0.03478 | 115 | 96 | 19 | 0 |
1744 | You find me repelling, don’t you? | 1.1652 | 0.04266 | 115 | 100 | 11 | 4 |
1745 | If you put your right big to against my eyelid and push the ball of your foot against my nose you can just reach that dark grey undercling on the overhang. | 1.1652 | 0.03691 | 115 | 97 | 17 | 1 |
1746 | I wanted Mt Rushmore, but I guess this is ok.. | 1.1652 | 0.03691 | 115 | 97 | 17 | 1 |
1747 | It’s just nice to feel needed. | 1.1652 | 0.03691 | 115 | 97 | 17 | 1 |
1748 | I've been called a block head, rock head, you name it. | 1.1652 | 0.04266 | 115 | 100 | 11 | 4 |
1749 | Congratulations. Your next level is climbing the face of a cliff. | 1.1652 | 0.03691 | 115 | 97 | 17 | 1 |
1750 | Don't try to go down the back side..... | 1.1652 | 0.04083 | 115 | 99 | 13 | 3 |
1751 | Let me guess.....the sperm bank was closed? | 1.1652 | 0.03892 | 115 | 98 | 15 | 2 |
1752 | I get climbers comfortable with scaling the face of a mountain. | 1.1652 | 0.03691 | 115 | 97 | 17 | 1 |
1753 | Your right foot is already on my groin. | 1.1652 | 0.04083 | 115 | 99 | 13 | 3 |
1754 | This is brutal but it's still a lot better than my last job at the William Tell Archery Club. | 1.1652 | 0.03892 | 115 | 98 | 15 | 2 |
1755 | They caught me rock climbing after hours. | 1.1652 | 0.03478 | 115 | 96 | 19 | 0 |
1756 | You're probably just like all the others--kind words and a tender touch now, but soon you'll be walking all over me. | 1.1652 | 0.03892 | 115 | 98 | 15 | 2 |
1757 | When I said I didn't want to step on any toes, this is not what I meant.. | 1.1652 | 0.04083 | 115 | 99 | 13 | 3 |
1758 | Easy there. That's Lisa you're standing on. | 1.1652 | 0.03892 | 115 | 98 | 15 | 2 |
1759 | How come I'm always the one to give support? | 1.1652 | 0.03892 | 115 | 98 | 15 | 2 |
1760 | Face it fella ... women are moving up in the world! | 1.1652 | 0.03892 | 115 | 98 | 15 | 2 |
1761 | Paul Simon was an island. Why am I THIS kind of rock? | 1.1652 | 0.04083 | 115 | 99 | 13 | 3 |
1762 | I think you’re falling for me. | 1.1652 | 0.03691 | 115 | 97 | 17 | 1 |
1763 | Well. you told me you wouldn't be seeing me again. | 1.1652 | 0.04083 | 115 | 99 | 13 | 3 |
1764 | The dating service said this would be a good way to meet people. | 1.1652 | 0.04083 | 115 | 99 | 13 | 3 |
1765 | Remember to tip your Instructor. | 1.1652 | 0.04266 | 115 | 100 | 11 | 4 |
1766 | I wanted to offer you support | 1.1652 | 0.03478 | 115 | 96 | 19 | 0 |
1767 | Can you give me hand - and preferably not a foot? | 1.1652 | 0.03892 | 115 | 98 | 15 | 2 |
1768 | Worst carnival gig ever!! | 1.1652 | 0.03691 | 115 | 97 | 17 | 1 |
1769 | Sometimes it's not the "shoulders of giants" that let you get to new heights.... | 1.1652 | 0.03892 | 115 | 98 | 15 | 2 |
1770 | I stuck my face in here so you could walk all over it again on the advice of my divorce attorney. | 1.1652 | 0.03691 | 115 | 97 | 17 | 1 |
1771 | I asked the genie to make me THE Rock not a rock. | 1.1652 | 0.03691 | 115 | 97 | 17 | 1 |
1772 | So you hold on to those for support, but not me?! | 1.1652 | 0.03892 | 115 | 98 | 15 | 2 |
1773 | Don't step on me, please. | 1.1652 | 0.04083 | 115 | 99 | 13 | 3 |
1774 | Me Too gave me a choice: either this or a pillar of salt. | 1.1652 | 0.03892 | 115 | 98 | 15 | 2 |
1775 | Oil can! | 1.1652 | 0.04266 | 115 | 100 | 11 | 4 |
1776 | Why do you keep walking all over me? | 1.1652 | 0.03691 | 115 | 97 | 17 | 1 |
1777 | No rock, but definitely a hard place. | 1.1652 | 0.03892 | 115 | 98 | 15 | 2 |
1778 | It's time for you to get a new life coach | 1.1652 | 0.04083 | 115 | 99 | 13 | 3 |
1779 | What's wrong with aiming a little lower? | 1.1652 | 0.04266 | 115 | 100 | 11 | 4 |
1780 | Welcome to Facerock! The new social network where former classmates randomly appear on an actual wall! | 1.1652 | 0.03892 | 115 | 98 | 15 | 2 |
1781 | Watch out dude... she’s a social climber | 1.1652 | 0.04441 | 115 | 101 | 9 | 5 |
1782 | I lost a bet. Please step on my head so I can get out of here. | 1.1652 | 0.04266 | 115 | 100 | 11 | 4 |
1783 | Walk all over me, I’m interning. | 1.1652 | 0.03892 | 115 | 98 | 15 | 2 |
1784 | Paul then realized that the date had gone horribly wrong. | 1.1607 | 0.04120 | 112 | 97 | 12 | 3 |
1785 | Go back, its a trap! | 1.1607 | 0.04120 | 112 | 97 | 12 | 3 |
1786 | I forgot that this is what government interns have to go through. | 1.1607 | 0.03920 | 112 | 96 | 14 | 2 |
1787 | I don’t think this one will support me. He looks like my ex. | 1.1607 | 0.03920 | 112 | 96 | 14 | 2 |
1788 | It's okay honey, daddy is just saving for your college education. | 1.1607 | 0.03920 | 112 | 96 | 14 | 2 |
1789 | I was just another brick in the wall at my last job. | 1.1607 | 0.03920 | 112 | 96 | 14 | 2 |
1790 | They hate me for my freedoms. | 1.1607 | 0.03710 | 112 | 95 | 16 | 1 |
1791 | This is nothing — there’s paintball in the next room. | 1.1607 | 0.03710 | 112 | 95 | 16 | 1 |
1792 | Did you forget to put on deoderant, again? | 1.1607 | 0.03710 | 112 | 95 | 16 | 1 |
1793 | No matter how hard she tried, Darcy simply could not find a diversion to take her mind off her old boyfriend. | 1.1607 | 0.04120 | 112 | 97 | 12 | 3 |
1794 | Marketing thought it would be hilarious...Get it? "North FACE?" | 1.1607 | 0.03486 | 112 | 94 | 18 | 0 |
1795 | I realize that this is the exact training I'll need to get into politics successfully. | 1.1607 | 0.03920 | 112 | 96 | 14 | 2 |
1796 | I really think that we should start seeing other people. | 1.1607 | 0.03710 | 112 | 95 | 16 | 1 |
1797 | I couldn't make it to the top | 1.1607 | 0.04311 | 112 | 98 | 10 | 4 |
1798 | I thought they would never fill the position. | 1.1593 | 0.03888 | 113 | 97 | 14 | 2 |
1799 | I know what you're thinking: Will I hold or will I crumble? Being that it's a 44-foot drop, you gotta ask yourself: 'Do I feel lucky?' Well, punky, do ya? | 1.1593 | 0.03679 | 113 | 96 | 16 | 1 |
1800 | Face it. No way I’d fall for you. | 1.1562 | 0.04274 | 96 | 83 | 11 | 2 |
1801 | The last climber took my nose ring for a carabiner. | 1.1560 | 0.03948 | 109 | 94 | 13 | 2 |
1802 | I had something else in mind when I said I'll support you. | 1.1560 | 0.03948 | 109 | 94 | 13 | 2 |
1803 | It was either this or an unpaid internship at my father-in-law's firm. | 1.1560 | 0.04158 | 109 | 95 | 11 | 3 |
1804 | I don't suppose you could give me a hand? | 1.1560 | 0.03491 | 109 | 92 | 17 | 0 |
1805 | I answered an ad to help give kids a leg-up. | 1.1560 | 0.03491 | 109 | 92 | 17 | 0 |
1806 | I've been wondering how to reach you. | 1.1560 | 0.03948 | 109 | 94 | 13 | 2 |
1807 | Just remember you're going to meet me again on your way down. | 1.1560 | 0.03948 | 109 | 94 | 13 | 2 |
1808 | It is so depressing when everybody climbs over me to get to the top. | 1.1560 | 0.03727 | 109 | 93 | 15 | 1 |
1809 | Be nice to the people you meet along the way; you'll meet them again on the way down | 1.1560 | 0.03491 | 109 | 92 | 17 | 0 |
1810 | I see you're wearing those new Patagonia® crotchless rock pants." | 1.1560 | 0.04357 | 109 | 96 | 9 | 4 |
1811 | 'The internship would lead to higher things,' they said. | 1.1560 | 0.03727 | 109 | 93 | 15 | 1 |
1812 | I know this looks unpleasant, but the other side of the wall is magical. | 1.1560 | 0.03491 | 109 | 92 | 17 | 0 |
1813 | Is this really the new Tinder? | 1.1560 | 0.03948 | 109 | 94 | 13 | 2 |
1814 | Sure I can give you a heads up, but it won't be pleasant for either of us. | 1.1560 | 0.03727 | 109 | 93 | 15 | 1 |
1815 | Trust me. My nose is very slippery. | 1.1560 | 0.04158 | 109 | 95 | 11 | 3 |
1816 | heading my way?| | 1.1560 | 0.03491 | 109 | 92 | 17 | 0 |
1817 | This new detention policy should be declared cruel and unusual. | 1.1560 | 0.03948 | 109 | 94 | 13 | 2 |
1818 | They told me it would be a job in a high level position | 1.1560 | 0.04158 | 109 | 95 | 11 | 3 |
1819 | At least at this point you're not talking to the wall. | 1.1560 | 0.03727 | 109 | 93 | 15 | 1 |
1820 | I'm tired of everyone stepping on me to reach the top. | 1.1560 | 0.03727 | 109 | 93 | 15 | 1 |
1821 | And so the #hetoo movement began. | 1.1560 | 0.03948 | 109 | 94 | 13 | 2 |
1822 | Im fine actually, people tell me I have resting cliff face. | 1.1560 | 0.03948 | 109 | 94 | 13 | 2 |
1823 | Tell Laura I am hanging in there. | 1.1560 | 0.03948 | 109 | 94 | 13 | 2 |
1824 | Onrope dating | 1.1560 | 0.03948 | 109 | 94 | 13 | 2 |
1825 | Sarah didn't care who she had to step on to get to where she was going... | 1.1560 | 0.03948 | 109 | 94 | 13 | 2 |
1826 | If you hadn’t had that nose job this would be much easier | 1.1560 | 0.03948 | 109 | 94 | 13 | 2 |
1827 | Oh wow my ex finally got a job! | 1.1560 | 0.03948 | 109 | 94 | 13 | 2 |
1828 | Just don't muss my hair. | 1.1560 | 0.04158 | 109 | 95 | 11 | 3 |
1829 | I told you and I meant it...I will always be there for you kiddo | 1.1560 | 0.03727 | 109 | 93 | 15 | 1 |
1830 | That's the last time I don't wear my seat belt. | 1.1560 | 0.03948 | 109 | 94 | 13 | 2 |
1831 | I swear the hole was bigger on the other side ... | 1.1560 | 0.03948 | 109 | 94 | 13 | 2 |
1832 | Is that you Dad? | 1.1560 | 0.03727 | 109 | 93 | 15 | 1 |
1833 | What don’t you get about it being over?! | 1.1560 | 0.04158 | 109 | 95 | 11 | 3 |
1834 | Be careful, you could fall for me. | 1.1560 | 0.03948 | 109 | 94 | 13 | 2 |
1835 | Grab on. I'm rock hard. | 1.1560 | 0.04357 | 109 | 96 | 9 | 4 |
1836 | is this what you meant by "climb on to my face and sit?" | 1.1560 | 0.03948 | 109 | 94 | 13 | 2 |
1837 | I had something else in mind when we talked about more FaceTime together! | 1.1560 | 0.03727 | 109 | 93 | 15 | 1 |
1838 | Yes, I am head over heels. | 1.1560 | 0.04357 | 109 | 96 | 9 | 4 |
1839 | Go ahead, step on my head, its just a cartoon. | 1.1560 | 0.03948 | 109 | 94 | 13 | 2 |
1840 | And this is going to help me understand your “I feel like I’m talking to a wall” rants? | 1.1560 | 0.03948 | 109 | 94 | 13 | 2 |
1841 | I really thought we had a solid foundation. | 1.1560 | 0.03727 | 109 | 93 | 15 | 1 |
1842 | I guess they really were serious about having your head if your membership goes into arrears. | 1.1560 | 0.03948 | 109 | 94 | 13 | 2 |
1843 | Need a hand? | 1.1560 | 0.03727 | 109 | 93 | 15 | 1 |
1844 | Why the long face, kid? You rock! | 1.1560 | 0.04548 | 109 | 97 | 7 | 5 |
1845 | I always told you I'd be your rock. | 1.1560 | 0.03491 | 109 | 92 | 17 | 0 |
1846 | I'm filling in for the rock resting on the roof. | 1.1560 | 0.03491 | 109 | 92 | 17 | 0 |
1847 | My friends said I should be boulder | 1.1560 | 0.03948 | 109 | 94 | 13 | 2 |
1848 | When they said this job was 'people facing', I didn't think this is what they meant | 1.1560 | 0.04158 | 109 | 95 | 11 | 3 |
1849 | Trust me. When you fall, you fall hard. | 1.1560 | 0.03948 | 109 | 94 | 13 | 2 |
1850 | Stone faced? you betcha! | 1.1560 | 0.03727 | 109 | 93 | 15 | 1 |
1851 | I just saw this hole in the wall and decided to put my face in it... | 1.1560 | 0.04158 | 109 | 95 | 11 | 3 |
1852 | Do you have any aspirin? | 1.1560 | 0.03727 | 109 | 93 | 15 | 1 |
1853 | You're not the first who's stepped on me to get to the top. | 1.1560 | 0.03727 | 109 | 93 | 15 | 1 |
1854 | We believe in the ethical treatment of rocks and today this one has the day off. | 1.1560 | 0.03948 | 109 | 94 | 13 | 2 |
1855 | I promise our second date will be better | 1.1560 | 0.04158 | 109 | 95 | 11 | 3 |
1856 | Fred! Not again! | 1.1560 | 0.03948 | 109 | 94 | 13 | 2 |
1857 | As a child I dreamt of being on Mount Rushmore. | 1.1560 | 0.03948 | 109 | 94 | 13 | 2 |
1858 | Give us a kiss. | 1.1560 | 0.03727 | 109 | 93 | 15 | 1 |
1859 | A rock face climbing wall. | 1.1560 | 0.03948 | 109 | 94 | 13 | 2 |
1860 | Going up? | 1.1560 | 0.04158 | 109 | 95 | 11 | 3 |
1861 | It’s okay, I’m used to it. | 1.1560 | 0.03727 | 109 | 93 | 15 | 1 |
1862 | Just hold me and never let go. | 1.1560 | 0.03727 | 109 | 93 | 15 | 1 |
1863 | I prefer to be a handhold | 1.1560 | 0.03491 | 109 | 92 | 17 | 0 |
1864 | Hi, Dad. Are you checking on me? | 1.1560 | 0.04158 | 109 | 95 | 11 | 3 |
1865 | I'm not going to be ignored, Danielle. | 1.1560 | 0.03727 | 109 | 93 | 15 | 1 |
1866 | Apparently it's hard to find work as a grip outside of Hollywood. | 1.1560 | 0.03491 | 109 | 92 | 17 | 0 |
1867 | This wasn't my idea for a first date. | 1.1560 | 0.04357 | 109 | 96 | 9 | 4 |
1868 | Jeff, when I said sports were good for you, this wasn't what I meant! | 1.1560 | 0.04158 | 109 | 95 | 11 | 3 |
1869 | This is coming to a head. | 1.1560 | 0.03948 | 109 | 94 | 13 | 2 |
1870 | I don't understand why you keep stonewalling me. | 1.1560 | 0.03948 | 109 | 94 | 13 | 2 |
1871 | You are a step ahead of all the other social climbers. | 1.1560 | 0.03491 | 109 | 92 | 17 | 0 |
1872 | If you think this is bad, you don't even want to know what's happening on the other side of the wall. | 1.1560 | 0.03491 | 109 | 92 | 17 | 0 |
1873 | Well, this is a unique rock face. | 1.1560 | 0.03727 | 109 | 93 | 15 | 1 |
1874 | For once, I've become the stepping stone | 1.1560 | 0.03727 | 109 | 93 | 15 | 1 |
1875 | It's hard to meet people when you don't do social media | 1.1560 | 0.03491 | 109 | 92 | 17 | 0 |
1876 | Well, my last name IS Jackson... | 1.1560 | 0.04158 | 109 | 95 | 11 | 3 |
1877 | Don't worry, its just a part time job. | 1.1560 | 0.03948 | 109 | 94 | 13 | 2 |
1878 | "Not sure I want to be your rock any more!" | 1.1560 | 0.03948 | 109 | 94 | 13 | 2 |
1879 | I prefer the social climbers. | 1.1560 | 0.03491 | 109 | 92 | 17 | 0 |
1880 | It's depressing. Sometimes I feel like I am just another brick in the wall. | 1.1560 | 0.03727 | 109 | 93 | 15 | 1 |
1881 | Match, eharmony, tinder now this crap... | 1.1560 | 0.03948 | 109 | 94 | 13 | 2 |
1882 | I started out in the mail room. | 1.1560 | 0.03948 | 109 | 94 | 13 | 2 |
1883 | My last job was being the mat. | 1.1560 | 0.03948 | 109 | 94 | 13 | 2 |
1884 | Act normal and just call the police. Quick! | 1.1560 | 0.03727 | 109 | 93 | 15 | 1 |
1885 | What happened to the shower room? | 1.1560 | 0.04158 | 109 | 95 | 11 | 3 |
1886 | Would you mind taking your shoe off? I'm kind of into that. | 1.1560 | 0.04357 | 109 | 96 | 9 | 4 |
1887 | Go ahead, continue to step all over me. | 1.1560 | 0.03727 | 109 | 93 | 15 | 1 |
1888 | I’m with ICE, show me your documents please | 1.1560 | 0.03948 | 109 | 94 | 13 | 2 |
1889 | Dad! For Christ sake I've been looking all over for you! | 1.1560 | 0.03727 | 109 | 93 | 15 | 1 |
1890 | But I'm not a therapist. I'm only a social climber. | 1.1560 | 0.04158 | 109 | 95 | 11 | 3 |
1891 | I had aspirations to be on Mount Rushmore. | 1.1560 | 0.03948 | 109 | 94 | 13 | 2 |
1892 | Just avoid the obligatory 'Stonewall Jackson" pun and we'll call it even. | 1.1560 | 0.03727 | 109 | 93 | 15 | 1 |
1893 | I'll always be your rock! | 1.1560 | 0.03948 | 109 | 94 | 13 | 2 |
1894 | You've got a head start. | 1.1560 | 0.03948 | 109 | 94 | 13 | 2 |
1895 | Mountaineers are cruel, they say my face is too hard to climb | 1.1560 | 0.03727 | 109 | 93 | 15 | 1 |
1896 | Yes, you are my rock. Now prove it. | 1.1560 | 0.03948 | 109 | 94 | 13 | 2 |
1897 | "You're about to climb a real rock face. | 1.1560 | 0.04357 | 109 | 96 | 9 | 4 |
1898 | We've got to stop meeting like this. | 1.1560 | 0.04158 | 109 | 95 | 11 | 3 |
1899 | Help, I’ve fallen in and can’t get out. | 1.1560 | 0.03727 | 109 | 93 | 15 | 1 |
1900 | It’s not Mount Rushmore but... | 1.1560 | 0.03948 | 109 | 94 | 13 | 2 |
1901 | This is what happens when you lose 'American Ninja Warrior.' | 1.1560 | 0.04357 | 109 | 96 | 9 | 4 |
1902 | Let’s face it, it’s a hard climb to the top! | 1.1560 | 0.03948 | 109 | 94 | 13 | 2 |
1903 | It's not as comfortable as I imagined, but being promoted to head of surveillance is a good career move for me. | 1.1560 | 0.03727 | 109 | 93 | 15 | 1 |
1904 | Don't act like this is the first time you've face palmed me. | 1.1560 | 0.04158 | 109 | 95 | 11 | 3 |
1905 | eh student loans | 1.1560 | 0.03948 | 109 | 94 | 13 | 2 |
1906 | That’s one way to get a head | 1.1560 | 0.03948 | 109 | 94 | 13 | 2 |
1907 | The boss said I could get ahead in the amusement business; didn’t realize he meant my head. | 1.1560 | 0.03948 | 109 | 94 | 13 | 2 |
1908 | I've always been between a rock and a hard place | 1.1560 | 0.04158 | 109 | 95 | 11 | 3 |
1909 | You're stepping on my wife. | 1.1560 | 0.04158 | 109 | 95 | 11 | 3 |
1910 | They didn't tell you this was the new corporate ladder? | 1.1560 | 0.04158 | 109 | 95 | 11 | 3 |
1911 | Why can’t I get belayed? | 1.1560 | 0.03727 | 109 | 93 | 15 | 1 |
1912 | Congratulations for finding Waldo on the climbing wall. | 1.1560 | 0.04158 | 109 | 95 | 11 | 3 |
1913 | Well, actually, I yi yi yi yi am your stepping stone. | 1.1560 | 0.04158 | 109 | 95 | 11 | 3 |
1914 | Just remember, the ones you step on on the way up, you may meet up on the way down. | 1.1560 | 0.03948 | 109 | 94 | 13 | 2 |
1915 | If I see a hole, I stick my head through it. It's a compulsion. | 1.1560 | 0.04158 | 109 | 95 | 11 | 3 |
1916 | You have to face your demons head on, if your are ever going to move past them. | 1.1560 | 0.03727 | 109 | 93 | 15 | 1 |
1917 | I just don’t understand how you can get over me so easily. | 1.1560 | 0.04357 | 109 | 96 | 9 | 4 |
1918 | Maybe if you read Jordan Peterson you'd understand how I'm being oppressed. | 1.1560 | 0.04548 | 109 | 97 | 7 | 5 |
1919 | It still beats my old job on the corporate ladder. | 1.1560 | 0.03727 | 109 | 93 | 15 | 1 |
1920 | Go ahead. I'm used to being stepped on. | 1.1560 | 0.03727 | 109 | 93 | 15 | 1 |
1921 | Don’t let go! | 1.1560 | 0.03727 | 109 | 93 | 15 | 1 |
1922 | For the 10th time my answer is still no. | 1.1560 | 0.03948 | 109 | 94 | 13 | 2 |
1923 | At least the birds don’t bother me like when I have to work outside. | 1.1560 | 0.03727 | 109 | 93 | 15 | 1 |
1924 | All in all you're just another face in the wall. | 1.1560 | 0.03948 | 109 | 94 | 13 | 2 |
1925 | The TaskRabbit description said "Replace missing wall-climbing rock." | 1.1560 | 0.04158 | 109 | 95 | 11 | 3 |
1926 | Pick me! | 1.1560 | 0.04158 | 109 | 95 | 11 | 3 |
1927 | I'm tired of being just another step on your climb to greater heights. | 1.1560 | 0.03727 | 109 | 93 | 15 | 1 |
1928 | Hi there, my names Bob, wanna hang out? | 1.1560 | 0.03491 | 109 | 92 | 17 | 0 |
1929 | Hi John, but we have to stop meeting like this! | 1.1560 | 0.03491 | 109 | 92 | 17 | 0 |
1930 | I always knew I was just a stepping stone to you. | 1.1560 | 0.03948 | 109 | 94 | 13 | 2 |
1931 | I used to be the face on the barroom floor. But my doctor told me to get some exercise. | 1.1560 | 0.03727 | 109 | 93 | 15 | 1 |
1932 | You’ll never guess who I stepped on on my way to the top! | 1.1560 | 0.03948 | 109 | 94 | 13 | 2 |
1933 | Yes, you're hallucinating. I moved away after we broke up. | 1.1560 | 0.03948 | 109 | 94 | 13 | 2 |
1934 | We never hang out anymore | 1.1560 | 0.04158 | 109 | 95 | 11 | 3 |
1935 | You need to spread your legs and trust the rubber. | 1.1560 | 0.04357 | 109 | 96 | 9 | 4 |
1936 | Please be careful; I just had a nose job. | 1.1560 | 0.03948 | 109 | 94 | 13 | 2 |
1937 | This is what they call rock-bottomless | 1.1560 | 0.04158 | 109 | 95 | 11 | 3 |
1938 | Don’t worry, I promise to be gentle. | 1.1560 | 0.04357 | 109 | 96 | 9 | 4 |
1939 | Babe, why won't you return my Facebook messages?" | 1.1560 | 0.03727 | 109 | 93 | 15 | 1 |
1940 | Rock Hudson." Fine! I get it! I just don't think it's funny | 1.1560 | 0.04158 | 109 | 95 | 11 | 3 |
1941 | I just want someone to hold on to me. | 1.1560 | 0.03727 | 109 | 93 | 15 | 1 |
1942 | Just treat me like you would any other rock face. | 1.1560 | 0.03948 | 109 | 94 | 13 | 2 |
1943 | I know this isn't what you would expect on a first date. | 1.1560 | 0.03948 | 109 | 94 | 13 | 2 |
1944 | I'm falling head over heels over you! | 1.1560 | 0.03948 | 109 | 94 | 13 | 2 |
1945 | Let's talk on my way down._ | 1.1560 | 0.03727 | 109 | 93 | 15 | 1 |
1946 | I really think you need to get a grip! | 1.1560 | 0.03948 | 109 | 94 | 13 | 2 |
1947 | You're probably wondering why I don't have a beard ... | 1.1560 | 0.03948 | 109 | 94 | 13 | 2 |
1948 | You seem to have a foothold on my problem. | 1.1560 | 0.03727 | 109 | 93 | 15 | 1 |
1949 | So much for a chiseled jawline | 1.1560 | 0.03948 | 109 | 94 | 13 | 2 |
1950 | Don’t mind me I’m the Geology Intern. | 1.1560 | 0.03727 | 109 | 93 | 15 | 1 |
1951 | They wanted to go interactive." | 1.1560 | 0.03727 | 109 | 93 | 15 | 1 |
1952 | Just not the hair, please. | 1.1560 | 0.03948 | 109 | 94 | 13 | 2 |
1953 | Do you mind not putting to much pressure on your right foot? That rock is in a sensitive spot there. | 1.1560 | 0.04158 | 109 | 95 | 11 | 3 |
1954 | Please tell me you're not wearing spiked shoes. | 1.1560 | 0.03948 | 109 | 94 | 13 | 2 |
1955 | Bob, I've told you not to drive that fast in the parking lot" | 1.1560 | 0.03491 | 109 | 92 | 17 | 0 |
1956 | Still, this is better than my job in the ice-climbing center. | 1.1545 | 0.04122 | 110 | 96 | 11 | 3 |
1957 | Do I have anything stuck in my teeth? | 1.1545 | 0.03915 | 110 | 95 | 13 | 2 |
1958 | The last thing I can remember is asking the boss for a foot hold on the next higher job opening. | 1.1545 | 0.03695 | 110 | 94 | 15 | 1 |
1959 | I said I wanted to come back as a rock star. | 1.1545 | 0.03695 | 110 | 94 | 15 | 1 |
1960 | Hey, what's this hole here for? Oh. | 1.1545 | 0.03915 | 110 | 95 | 13 | 2 |
1961 | I didn'twant you to find out this way | 1.1545 | 0.03695 | 110 | 94 | 15 | 1 |
1962 | This proffered #MeToo moment will cost you an additional twenty-five bucks should you avail yourself of the opportunity. | 1.1545 | 0.03695 | 110 | 94 | 15 | 1 |
1963 | I love teaching. I really do. | 1.1545 | 0.04122 | 110 | 96 | 11 | 3 |
1964 | Tabitha, please just hear me out | 1.1545 | 0.03462 | 110 | 93 | 17 | 0 |
1965 | Okay, I admit it. I'm looking for a little intimacy. | 1.1545 | 0.03462 | 110 | 93 | 17 | 0 |
1966 | I had fun on our date and wanted to leave a post on your wall. | 1.1545 | 0.03695 | 110 | 94 | 15 | 1 |
1967 | I'm sorry to inform you your card was declined. | 1.1545 | 0.04122 | 110 | 96 | 11 | 3 |
1968 | You really are as dumb as a rock! | 1.1545 | 0.03915 | 110 | 95 | 13 | 2 |
1969 | The genie asked how I liked it and all I said was "On the rocks." | 1.1538 | 0.03809 | 104 | 89 | 14 | 1 |
1970 | Please hurry,there's another climber on my side of the wall! | 1.1532 | 0.03882 | 111 | 96 | 13 | 2 |
1971 | One more step and one of us is going to get a call from H.R. | 1.1524 | 0.04010 | 105 | 91 | 12 | 2 |
1972 | Well, when it’s a really pretty climber like you, the karma doesn’t seem all that bad. | 1.1524 | 0.04010 | 105 | 91 | 12 | 2 |
1973 | I know I lost the bet, but you said nothing about crampons. | 1.1509 | 0.03975 | 106 | 92 | 12 | 2 |
1974 | Will you please get your foot off my groin? | 1.1509 | 0.04195 | 106 | 93 | 10 | 3 |
1975 | I only took this job because its a stepping stone. | 1.1509 | 0.03494 | 106 | 90 | 16 | 0 |
1976 | Whatever you do, just don't muss the hair! | 1.1509 | 0.03975 | 106 | 92 | 12 | 2 |
1977 | ...but they chose another rock face to be the face of The North Face. | 1.1509 | 0.03975 | 106 | 92 | 12 | 2 |
1978 | Please don't put any more chalk on my hair! | 1.1509 | 0.03494 | 106 | 90 | 16 | 0 |
1979 | You’ve got your foot on my crotch. | 1.1509 | 0.04195 | 106 | 93 | 10 | 3 |
1980 | Sure, go here. I've always been someone's stepping stone. | 1.1509 | 0.03742 | 106 | 91 | 14 | 1 |
1981 | There was an orientation? I thought I could just jump in headfirst." | 1.1509 | 0.04195 | 106 | 93 | 10 | 3 |
1982 | Yo, Adrian! I gotta pee. | 1.1509 | 0.03975 | 106 | 92 | 12 | 2 |
1983 | Can you just tell the kids I went out for cigarettes? | 1.1509 | 0.03975 | 106 | 92 | 12 | 2 |
1984 | Mom said I had a hard head, so I'm employing my best asset. | 1.1509 | 0.03975 | 106 | 92 | 12 | 2 |
1985 | You can pretend it's Mount Rushmore. The bald guy gets here at 3 if you want to climb Half Dome. And please, no pitons. | 1.1509 | 0.03742 | 106 | 91 | 14 | 1 |
1986 | I’d exchange your glass ceiling for this rock wall in a heartbeat. | 1.1509 | 0.03742 | 106 | 91 | 14 | 1 |
1987 | The corporate climbing wall | 1.1509 | 0.03742 | 106 | 91 | 14 | 1 |
1988 | Let me guess, you didn't read the fine print in the waiver? | 1.1509 | 0.03742 | 106 | 91 | 14 | 1 |
1989 | You don’t want to know what’s happening on the other side of this wall | 1.1509 | 0.03975 | 106 | 92 | 12 | 2 |
1990 | Bobby Riggs in hell. | 1.1509 | 0.04195 | 106 | 93 | 10 | 3 |
1991 | First they called me a blockhead... | 1.1509 | 0.03742 | 106 | 91 | 14 | 1 |
1992 | Everyone climbs over me on their way to the top. | 1.1509 | 0.03494 | 106 | 90 | 16 | 0 |
1993 | Yea I know, $12 per hour and I just got a raise. | 1.1509 | 0.03975 | 106 | 92 | 12 | 2 |
1994 | We’ve got to quit meeting this way. | 1.1509 | 0.04195 | 106 | 93 | 10 | 3 |
1995 | About the divorce.....was it because I cared too much? | 1.1509 | 0.04195 | 106 | 93 | 10 | 3 |
1996 | First Pompeii and now this? | 1.1509 | 0.03975 | 106 | 92 | 12 | 2 |
1997 | I guess I'm just another stepping stone to you. | 1.1509 | 0.03975 | 106 | 92 | 12 | 2 |
1998 | Excuse me, would you mind taking care of the itch on my nose, please? | 1.1509 | 0.03975 | 106 | 92 | 12 | 2 |
1999 | Am I just a stepping stone to you? | 1.1509 | 0.03742 | 106 | 91 | 14 | 1 |
2000 | I know you had a second job, Eric, but this is crazy. | 1.1509 | 0.04195 | 106 | 93 | 10 | 3 |
2001 | When you get to the top get me a beer. | 1.1509 | 0.03742 | 106 | 91 | 14 | 1 |
2002 | Sorry... CCTV not working today. | 1.1509 | 0.03742 | 106 | 91 | 14 | 1 |
2003 | Well, this is quite the relief. | 1.1509 | 0.03742 | 106 | 91 | 14 | 1 |
2004 | Very funny but the answer is still NO | 1.1509 | 0.03975 | 106 | 92 | 12 | 2 |
2005 | No, I'm not stalking you. It's just a part time job. | 1.1509 | 0.03494 | 106 | 90 | 16 | 0 |
2006 | And then he asked me if I wanted to get stoned. | 1.1509 | 0.04404 | 106 | 94 | 8 | 4 |
2007 | Aren't those the socks you wore yesterday? | 1.1509 | 0.03494 | 106 | 90 | 16 | 0 |
2008 | Beware, I bite. | 1.1509 | 0.04404 | 106 | 94 | 8 | 4 |
2009 | I won the stone-face contest | 1.1509 | 0.04195 | 106 | 93 | 10 | 3 |
2010 | It's OK, really, I'm used to people stepping on me on their way to the top. | 1.1509 | 0.03494 | 106 | 90 | 16 | 0 |
2011 | Don't grab the hair. It's a toupee. | 1.1509 | 0.03975 | 106 | 92 | 12 | 2 |
2012 | Can’t we just kiss and make up? | 1.1509 | 0.03975 | 106 | 92 | 12 | 2 |
2013 | I know it's not the best job, but I do get great exposure. | 1.1509 | 0.03975 | 106 | 92 | 12 | 2 |
2014 | It was quick-dry cement. | 1.1509 | 0.03742 | 106 | 91 | 14 | 1 |
2015 | I thought his Dead Head days were over!” | 1.1509 | 0.04195 | 106 | 93 | 10 | 3 |
2016 | At least you're a useful stalker, now open wide for my sneaker. | 1.1509 | 0.03975 | 106 | 92 | 12 | 2 |
2017 | So they can call this a genuine rock face. | 1.1509 | 0.04195 | 106 | 93 | 10 | 3 |
2018 | Sometimes I wish I weren't so hard-headed. | 1.1509 | 0.03742 | 106 | 91 | 14 | 1 |
2019 | Fred? I never expected to see you here! | 1.1509 | 0.03742 | 106 | 91 | 14 | 1 |
2020 | No. I've never been on Facebook, but I wish I were there now. | 1.1509 | 0.04195 | 106 | 93 | 10 | 3 |
2021 | If you want to REALLY challenge yourself, try the MMA class next door. | 1.1509 | 0.03742 | 106 | 91 | 14 | 1 |
2022 | It was either this or polishing glass at the Brass Monkey. | 1.1509 | 0.03742 | 106 | 91 | 14 | 1 |
2023 | Yep, I'm new here. It's that obvious? | 1.1509 | 0.03975 | 106 | 92 | 12 | 2 |
2024 | It was so hard getting up here I decided just to stick around for awhile. | 1.1509 | 0.03742 | 106 | 91 | 14 | 1 |
2025 | The climb for success wasn't what I expected. | 1.1509 | 0.03742 | 106 | 91 | 14 | 1 |
2026 | I'm the face of the mountain. | 1.1509 | 0.03975 | 106 | 92 | 12 | 2 |
2027 | Marley was dead. This must be distinctly understood,or nothing wonderful can come of the story I am going to relate. | 1.1509 | 0.03742 | 106 | 91 | 14 | 1 |
2028 | Your hand, please. Not your foot. | 1.1509 | 0.03742 | 106 | 91 | 14 | 1 |
2029 | I told the genie that I wanted to be as hard as a rock. | 1.1509 | 0.03742 | 106 | 91 | 14 | 1 |
2030 | All I wished for was a Caribbean vacation and all I get are a bunch of vacationers sporting carabiners | 1.1509 | 0.03975 | 106 | 92 | 12 | 2 |
2031 | Be careful where you step on your way up, because you may see the same ones on your way down!" | 1.1509 | 0.04195 | 106 | 93 | 10 | 3 |
2032 | I wanted to break out of my comfort zone. | 1.1509 | 0.03975 | 106 | 92 | 12 | 2 |
2033 | This sober-dating rocks! | 1.1509 | 0.04195 | 106 | 93 | 10 | 3 |
2034 | Nobody ever comes back for their third wish. | 1.1509 | 0.03975 | 106 | 92 | 12 | 2 |
2035 | Between a rock and a hard face | 1.1509 | 0.04195 | 106 | 93 | 10 | 3 |
2036 | The director wanted Dwayne Johnson for this role, but he was too smooth. | 1.1509 | 0.03494 | 106 | 90 | 16 | 0 |
2037 | By the time I realized he was saying "hard ROCKS", it was too late. | 1.1509 | 0.03494 | 106 | 90 | 16 | 0 |
2038 | I hate traditional Chinese medicine. | 1.1509 | 0.03975 | 106 | 92 | 12 | 2 |
2039 | I wanna be a rock star! | 1.1509 | 0.03975 | 106 | 92 | 12 | 2 |
2040 | When I told them that I was a rock, I didn't think they'd take it literally. | 1.1509 | 0.03494 | 106 | 90 | 16 | 0 |
2041 | Don't listen to the experts, the gig economy isn't quite what it is cracked up to be... | 1.1509 | 0.03742 | 106 | 91 | 14 | 1 |
2042 | Just don't grab the nose, OK? | 1.1509 | 0.04195 | 106 | 93 | 10 | 3 |
2043 | The next time I paint I'll use a ladder. | 1.1509 | 0.04404 | 106 | 94 | 8 | 4 |
2044 | Who would climb the Wall of Death must answer me these questions three, 'ere the top of it she see. | 1.1509 | 0.03975 | 106 | 92 | 12 | 2 |
2045 | Yeah I know, the restraining order said not to get this close. | 1.1509 | 0.03742 | 106 | 91 | 14 | 1 |
2046 | All I wanted was to be just another brick in the wall, but it seems I can't even do that right. | 1.1509 | 0.03742 | 106 | 91 | 14 | 1 |
2047 | Lets face it, at least I'm not wearing stilettos! | 1.1509 | 0.03742 | 106 | 91 | 14 | 1 |
2048 | So I got that job where I didn't have to use my hands. | 1.1509 | 0.03742 | 106 | 91 | 14 | 1 |
2049 | Stephanie, I feel used. | 1.1509 | 0.03975 | 106 | 92 | 12 | 2 |
2050 | Don't just sit there all stone faced. Answer me. | 1.1509 | 0.03742 | 106 | 91 | 14 | 1 |
2051 | What do I have to do to get him off my mind? | 1.1509 | 0.03742 | 106 | 91 | 14 | 1 |
2052 | Haven't I stepped on you enough? | 1.1509 | 0.03742 | 106 | 91 | 14 | 1 |
2053 | And you thought you hated your job. | 1.1509 | 0.03975 | 106 | 92 | 12 | 2 |
2054 | Can you help me get out of here? | 1.1509 | 0.04404 | 106 | 94 | 8 | 4 |
2055 | Baby...Just try to get over me! | 1.1509 | 0.04404 | 106 | 94 | 8 | 4 |
2056 | Um, yeah. That's my spleen. | 1.1509 | 0.03494 | 106 | 90 | 16 | 0 |
2057 | Not the nose....Please! | 1.1509 | 0.03494 | 106 | 90 | 16 | 0 |
2058 | ABOUT FACE | 1.1509 | 0.03742 | 106 | 91 | 14 | 1 |
2059 | I'm sick of being someone else's stepping stone. | 1.1509 | 0.04195 | 106 | 93 | 10 | 3 |
2060 | I was always putting my foot in my mouth. Now everyone else does. | 1.1509 | 0.04195 | 106 | 93 | 10 | 3 |
2061 | Maybe my divorce lawyer was a bit too harsh. | 1.1509 | 0.04195 | 106 | 93 | 10 | 3 |
2062 | I dunno why women keep climbing all over me. | 1.1509 | 0.04195 | 106 | 93 | 10 | 3 |
2063 | Our relationship isn't scalable. | 1.1509 | 0.03742 | 106 | 91 | 14 | 1 |
2064 | Face your fears--don't fear my face. | 1.1509 | 0.03742 | 106 | 91 | 14 | 1 |
2065 | I told you, you're my rock. | 1.1509 | 0.03494 | 106 | 90 | 16 | 0 |
2066 | No, go ahead. Climb all over me. | 1.1509 | 0.03975 | 106 | 92 | 12 | 2 |
2067 | When they told me I couldn't worry about who I stepped on to make it to the top I didn't take them literally. | 1.1456 | 0.04001 | 103 | 90 | 11 | 2 |
2068 | Ow! Don't step there! | 1.1456 | 0.03755 | 103 | 89 | 13 | 1 |
2069 | What, you said we don’t do enough activities together. | 1.1456 | 0.03755 | 103 | 89 | 13 | 1 |
2070 | People grip me but nobody *holds* me... | 1.1456 | 0.04451 | 103 | 92 | 7 | 4 |
2071 | I’m so tired of getting stepped on at work, you know? | 1.1456 | 0.03493 | 103 | 88 | 15 | 0 |
2072 | I ranked last on "Employee of the month" selection. | 1.1456 | 0.03493 | 103 | 88 | 15 | 0 |
2073 | I know I look like brad pitt | 1.1456 | 0.04001 | 103 | 90 | 11 | 2 |
2074 | If you would be so kind...I seem to have misplaced my comb. | 1.1456 | 0.03755 | 103 | 89 | 13 | 1 |
2075 | Do you mind giving me a hand? | 1.1456 | 0.03755 | 103 | 89 | 13 | 1 |
2076 | Oh, just go ahead and do it. I've been stepped on before. | 1.1456 | 0.04232 | 103 | 91 | 9 | 3 |
2077 | I am just another step on your climb to the top. | 1.1456 | 0.03755 | 103 | 89 | 13 | 1 |
2078 | Looks like I’ve hit the mansplaining section. | 1.1456 | 0.04001 | 103 | 90 | 11 | 2 |
2079 | Hey lady, please don't put your foot in my mouth! | 1.1456 | 0.03755 | 103 | 89 | 13 | 1 |
2080 | I guess I 'm a knee man. | 1.1456 | 0.03755 | 103 | 89 | 13 | 1 |
2081 | Tell mom I'm sorry. | 1.1456 | 0.04451 | 103 | 92 | 7 | 4 |
2082 | Careful how you treat those on the way up because you’ll meet them again on tge way down | 1.1456 | 0.03755 | 103 | 89 | 13 | 1 |
2083 | Why is it so hard to reach you? | 1.1456 | 0.03755 | 103 | 89 | 13 | 1 |
2084 | Join the faceless they said. It would be easy they said. | 1.1456 | 0.03493 | 103 | 88 | 15 | 0 |
2085 | On our second date, let's just sit around. | 1.1456 | 0.04001 | 103 | 90 | 11 | 2 |
2086 | Wanna hand? | 1.1456 | 0.03755 | 103 | 89 | 13 | 1 |
2087 | Ya, the pay is awful, but it's full dental. | 1.1456 | 0.04232 | 103 | 91 | 9 | 3 |
2088 | Hey, speed dating plus a good fitness workout, what's not to like ? | 1.1456 | 0.03755 | 103 | 89 | 13 | 1 |
2089 | Namaste, I'm your sherpa, Jack. | 1.1456 | 0.04001 | 103 | 90 | 11 | 2 |
2090 | The judge in my case believes in imaginative sentencing. | 1.1456 | 0.04001 | 103 | 90 | 11 | 2 |
2091 | I'll be careful who I step on on the way up next time too | 1.1456 | 0.04001 | 103 | 90 | 11 | 2 |
2092 | What did you think I meant by 'craggy' good looks? | 1.1456 | 0.04001 | 103 | 90 | 11 | 2 |
2093 | Mr. Comey? | 1.1456 | 0.04001 | 103 | 90 | 11 | 2 |
2094 | Please rate your climbing experience on a scale of one to ten with one being 'Ah! the wall is talking to me' and ten being 'He's actually kind of hot!' | 1.1456 | 0.03493 | 103 | 88 | 15 | 0 |
2095 | Wow, this is literally a headwall. | 1.1456 | 0.03755 | 103 | 89 | 13 | 1 |
2096 | Trump Rushmore. Congress decided not to allocate much funding. | 1.1456 | 0.04451 | 103 | 92 | 7 | 4 |
2097 | No , I an not a pro ; I am a social climber . | 1.1456 | 0.04001 | 103 | 90 | 11 | 2 |
2098 | See, I can be your rock. | 1.1456 | 0.03755 | 103 | 89 | 13 | 1 |
2099 | I don't think this dating app is all that great. | 1.1456 | 0.03493 | 103 | 88 | 15 | 0 |
2100 | I have been waiting for someone like you | 1.1456 | 0.03755 | 103 | 89 | 13 | 1 |
2101 | Corporate said they were interested in somebody to use their head. | 1.1456 | 0.04451 | 103 | 92 | 7 | 4 |
2102 | Can you please step to the right? | 1.1456 | 0.04001 | 103 | 90 | 11 | 2 |
2103 | Mount Rushmore was my first choice. | 1.1456 | 0.03755 | 103 | 89 | 13 | 1 |
2104 | His name's Nemo. | 1.1456 | 0.04232 | 103 | 91 | 9 | 3 |
2105 | Please go horizontal. | 1.1456 | 0.03755 | 103 | 89 | 13 | 1 |
2106 | We've got to stop meeting this way! | 1.1456 | 0.04001 | 103 | 90 | 11 | 2 |
2107 | I resent being part of the metaphor for your ascent through life. | 1.1456 | 0.04232 | 103 | 91 | 9 | 3 |
2108 | And, so I said "Build the wall; it will be SO easy!" | 1.1456 | 0.04451 | 103 | 92 | 7 | 4 |
2109 | Please don’t. I have attachment issues. | 1.1456 | 0.03755 | 103 | 89 | 13 | 1 |
2110 | I said that most women are too dumb to climb out of bed. | 1.1456 | 0.03755 | 103 | 89 | 13 | 1 |
2111 | I Ain't Got Nobody And Nobody's Got Me | 1.1456 | 0.04001 | 103 | 90 | 11 | 2 |
2112 | You walk all over me at home. You gotta do it at work, too? | 1.1456 | 0.04232 | 103 | 91 | 9 | 3 |
2113 | I'm always stuck with the clingy customers... | 1.1456 | 0.03755 | 103 | 89 | 13 | 1 |
2114 | Talking to you is like talking to a wall! | 1.1456 | 0.04001 | 103 | 90 | 11 | 2 |
2115 | Thank goodness you're here! Will you please scratch my nose? | 1.1456 | 0.04001 | 103 | 90 | 11 | 2 |
2116 | I answered an ad, then things happened rather quickly. | 1.1456 | 0.03755 | 103 | 89 | 13 | 1 |
2117 | Maybe I'm getting ahead of myself, but can I get your email? | 1.1456 | 0.03493 | 103 | 88 | 15 | 0 |
2118 | Yeah, you stick your neck out too far and the people climb all over you. . . | 1.1456 | 0.03755 | 103 | 89 | 13 | 1 |
2119 | You know, I've heard great things about outdoor climbing. | 1.1456 | 0.04001 | 103 | 90 | 11 | 2 |
2120 | Wanna take a selfie? | 1.1456 | 0.04001 | 103 | 90 | 11 | 2 |
2121 | The bell at the top - it’s a trap! | 1.1456 | 0.04232 | 103 | 91 | 9 | 3 |
2122 | I work full-time at Amazon. This is my side gig. | 1.1456 | 0.04001 | 103 | 90 | 11 | 2 |
2123 | The north face is even scarier. | 1.1456 | 0.03755 | 103 | 89 | 13 | 1 |
2124 | Don’t worry, I use a high hold pomade. | 1.1456 | 0.03493 | 103 | 88 | 15 | 0 |
2125 | Be careful what you wish for, eh Mr. Foot Fetisher? | 1.1456 | 0.04232 | 103 | 91 | 9 | 3 |
2126 | Yeah, I know, but it has great benefits. | 1.1456 | 0.03755 | 103 | 89 | 13 | 1 |
2127 | My stone-face expression got me this position. | 1.1456 | 0.03755 | 103 | 89 | 13 | 1 |
2128 | I'll give you a real lift. | 1.1456 | 0.04001 | 103 | 90 | 11 | 2 |
2129 | What are you doing? Are you unioinized? The name’s Hoffa, Jimmy Hoffa and have I got a deal for you. | 1.1456 | 0.04001 | 103 | 90 | 11 | 2 |
2130 | I'm not sure this is the way I want to get ahead. | 1.1456 | 0.03755 | 103 | 89 | 13 | 1 |
2131 | I have an itch | 1.1456 | 0.04001 | 103 | 90 | 11 | 2 |
2132 | you are not gonna step on me,aren't you? | 1.1456 | 0.04001 | 103 | 90 | 11 | 2 |
2133 | Please! I can’t be your stepping stone any more.” | 1.1456 | 0.04001 | 103 | 90 | 11 | 2 |
2134 | Those you step on going up are the ones who hold you going down. | 1.1456 | 0.03755 | 103 | 89 | 13 | 1 |
2135 | Yeah, everyone mentions the Boyce & Hart 1966 hit. But, did you know it was first recorded by Paul Revere & the Raiders? | 1.1456 | 0.04001 | 103 | 90 | 11 | 2 |
2136 | I know this is about facing up to your fears --but Dad! What are you doing here? | 1.1456 | 0.04001 | 103 | 90 | 11 | 2 |
2137 | Don't ignore the 'Put all used towels in a hamper' rule. | 1.1456 | 0.03493 | 103 | 88 | 15 | 0 |
2138 | Be kind on the way up because I am going to be right here on the way down. | 1.1456 | 0.03755 | 103 | 89 | 13 | 1 |
2139 | Donald Trump is making a trophy wall of all the people he thinks have betrayed him. I do his hair. I told him orange was the new black. | 1.1456 | 0.04001 | 103 | 90 | 11 | 2 |
2140 | Don't leave me hanging. | 1.1456 | 0.03755 | 103 | 89 | 13 | 1 |
2141 | I had no idea this is what you meant when you said you were between a rock and a hard place. | 1.1456 | 0.04451 | 103 | 92 | 7 | 4 |
2142 | After, Game Of Thrones, I've had a really hard time finding work. | 1.1456 | 0.04232 | 103 | 91 | 9 | 3 |
2143 | They weren't kidding when they said 'rockface.'" | 1.1456 | 0.03755 | 103 | 89 | 13 | 1 |
2144 | My mother says I let you walk all over me. | 1.1456 | 0.04001 | 103 | 90 | 11 | 2 |
2145 | You didn’t respond to my text. | 1.1456 | 0.04001 | 103 | 90 | 11 | 2 |
2146 | Promise not to muss my hair. | 1.1456 | 0.04001 | 103 | 90 | 11 | 2 |
2147 | I hate to bother you, but could you get that Grand Jury file out this afternoon. And, please keep your cell phone with you | 1.1456 | 0.03755 | 103 | 89 | 13 | 1 |
2148 | Here I come , still upper lip | 1.1456 | 0.03755 | 103 | 89 | 13 | 1 |
2149 | There he was, meditating on the peak, and I said "Guru, reincarnation is a lie!" | 1.1456 | 0.03755 | 103 | 89 | 13 | 1 |
2150 | It pays pretty well for a part-time gig and I get step increases . | 1.1456 | 0.04001 | 103 | 90 | 11 | 2 |
2151 | It’s over - I can’t just be another one of your conquests | 1.1456 | 0.04232 | 103 | 91 | 9 | 3 |
2152 | When you said "climbing partner" this wasn't what I had in mind. | 1.1456 | 0.03755 | 103 | 89 | 13 | 1 |
2153 | All in all, I'm just another stone in the wall | 1.1456 | 0.04232 | 103 | 91 | 9 | 3 |
2154 | You weren't answering your phone, so I thought I'd find you here. | 1.1456 | 0.04232 | 103 | 91 | 9 | 3 |
2155 | I applied for "freelance stock man," but this isn't the position I was hoping for. | 1.1456 | 0.04001 | 103 | 90 | 11 | 2 |
2156 | I was a lot like you...once. | 1.1456 | 0.03493 | 103 | 88 | 15 | 0 |
2157 | Where'd you get those shoes? | 1.1456 | 0.04232 | 103 | 91 | 9 | 3 |
2158 | It pays less than my Whac-a-mole gig, but my face hurts less. | 1.1456 | 0.04001 | 103 | 90 | 11 | 2 |
2159 | Be sure yo grab my nose instead of my hair piece. | 1.1456 | 0.03493 | 103 | 88 | 15 | 0 |
2160 | There used to be a safety warning sign here, but no one ever read it. | 1.1456 | 0.04232 | 103 | 91 | 9 | 3 |
2161 | I told you I’d meet you on the way down. | 1.1456 | 0.04001 | 103 | 90 | 11 | 2 |
2162 | Sweetheart, you just pop up anywhere! | 1.1456 | 0.03493 | 103 | 88 | 15 | 0 |
2163 | Are you really willing to step on people to get to the top? | 1.1456 | 0.03755 | 103 | 89 | 13 | 1 |
2164 | Welcome to the evolution of speed dating. | 1.1456 | 0.04001 | 103 | 90 | 11 | 2 |
2165 | When I said you were my rock, I didn't mean it literally... | 1.1456 | 0.03755 | 103 | 89 | 13 | 1 |
2166 | I see you're stuck between a rock and a hard place. | 1.1456 | 0.04232 | 103 | 91 | 9 | 3 |
2167 | So this is how it ends ,I am just a step on your way up the corporate ladder!! | 1.1456 | 0.03493 | 103 | 88 | 15 | 0 |
2168 | Everyone I love ends up stepping on me. | 1.1456 | 0.03493 | 103 | 88 | 15 | 0 |
2169 | Jimmy Hoffa I presume ? | 1.1456 | 0.04001 | 103 | 90 | 11 | 2 |
2170 | I'll bite ! | 1.1456 | 0.04232 | 103 | 91 | 9 | 3 |
2171 | Oh really George. This is carrying jealousy way too far. | 1.1456 | 0.04232 | 103 | 91 | 9 | 3 |
2172 | Are you sure this will help you climb the real rockface? | 1.1456 | 0.04232 | 103 | 91 | 9 | 3 |
2173 | Why do I always feel like I'm under foot? | 1.1456 | 0.03755 | 103 | 89 | 13 | 1 |
2174 | It turns out I am your stepping stone. | 1.1456 | 0.03755 | 103 | 89 | 13 | 1 |
2175 | I’m not falling for you again! | 1.1456 | 0.04232 | 103 | 91 | 9 | 3 |
2176 | Rock climbing gloryhole | 1.1456 | 0.04232 | 103 | 91 | 9 | 3 |
2177 | I feel like you are just using me to get ahead. | 1.1456 | 0.03755 | 103 | 89 | 13 | 1 |
2178 | Be careful what you say to the fitness trainer. | 1.1456 | 0.04001 | 103 | 90 | 11 | 2 |
2179 | Jennifer was surprised to see what was about the glass ceiling. | 1.1456 | 0.04660 | 103 | 93 | 5 | 5 |
2180 | And this isn't even the worst of it...I haven't been belayed in like forever. | 1.1456 | 0.04001 | 103 | 90 | 11 | 2 |
2181 | My name is Timmy. I broke this one and they made ME replace it! | 1.1456 | 0.04451 | 103 | 92 | 7 | 4 |
2182 | If the rock face is slippery today, blame my conditioning gel. | 1.1456 | 0.04001 | 103 | 90 | 11 | 2 |
2183 | I felt like a doormat in my old job. | 1.1456 | 0.04001 | 103 | 90 | 11 | 2 |
2184 | I could still really use a hand. | 1.1456 | 0.03755 | 103 | 89 | 13 | 1 |
2185 | My ex-wife has a lively sense of humor. | 1.1456 | 0.03755 | 103 | 89 | 13 | 1 |
2186 | Can't we just talk? | 1.1456 | 0.04001 | 103 | 90 | 11 | 2 |
2187 | They said to dream high but then I hit a rock wall. | 1.1456 | 0.04232 | 103 | 91 | 9 | 3 |
2188 | Just so that we're clear, I'm not your stepmom! | 1.1456 | 0.04451 | 103 | 92 | 7 | 4 |
2189 | Mt. Rushmore rejected me. | 1.1456 | 0.04001 | 103 | 90 | 11 | 2 |
2190 | When Sarah chose to face her fear of climbing, she never thought this is what she'd face. | 1.1456 | 0.04001 | 103 | 90 | 11 | 2 |
2191 | I’m just filling in for a friend until his broken nose heals. | 1.1456 | 0.04001 | 103 | 90 | 11 | 2 |
2192 | Even the guys on Mount Rushmore had to start somewhere, right? | 1.1456 | 0.03755 | 103 | 89 | 13 | 1 |
2193 | Before you step on my face, let me just remind you that THE PERSON WHO CHOOSES THE CARTOON CAPTION FINALISTS AT THE NEWYORKER SUCKS BALLS | 1.1456 | 0.04232 | 103 | 91 | 9 | 3 |
2194 | No, if you saw your own face then that would really be scary. | 1.1456 | 0.03755 | 103 | 89 | 13 | 1 |
2195 | Beats the corporate ladder, any day. | 1.1456 | 0.04001 | 103 | 90 | 11 | 2 |
2196 | Is there any way you could fall for me again? | 1.1456 | 0.04001 | 103 | 90 | 11 | 2 |
2197 | I see you're climbing your way to the top, could you step on something else? | 1.1456 | 0.03755 | 103 | 89 | 13 | 1 |
2198 | You'll have no traction if you step on me. I have oily hair. | 1.1456 | 0.04232 | 103 | 91 | 9 | 3 |
2199 | I always knew you would climb over me to get to the top! | 1.1456 | 0.04001 | 103 | 90 | 11 | 2 |
2200 | Valerie, will you marry me? | 1.1456 | 0.04232 | 103 | 91 | 9 | 3 |
2201 | This is the worst hang out spot ever. | 1.1456 | 0.04232 | 103 | 91 | 9 | 3 |
2202 | Need a facelift? | 1.1456 | 0.04001 | 103 | 90 | 11 | 2 |
2203 | I'm not your stepping stone. | 1.1456 | 0.03755 | 103 | 89 | 13 | 1 |
2204 | It's ok, stick your foot in my mouth. | 1.1456 | 0.04001 | 103 | 90 | 11 | 2 |
2205 | If you don't mind my asking, how good of a foothold are you? | 1.1456 | 0.04232 | 103 | 91 | 9 | 3 |
2206 | They wanted a realistic rock face. | 1.1456 | 0.03493 | 103 | 88 | 15 | 0 |
2207 | I'll be watching you. | 1.1456 | 0.04001 | 103 | 90 | 11 | 2 |
2208 | At least it’s better than your treating me like a doormat. | 1.1456 | 0.03755 | 103 | 89 | 13 | 1 |
2209 | My wife always told me I was putting up a wall. | 1.1456 | 0.04001 | 103 | 90 | 11 | 2 |
2210 | It's a new marketing campaign. Face your challenge! | 1.1456 | 0.04001 | 103 | 90 | 11 | 2 |
2211 | Next summer, I will be working at El Capitan | 1.1456 | 0.04232 | 103 | 91 | 9 | 3 |
2212 | I was hoping you would get a hold of me. | 1.1456 | 0.04001 | 103 | 90 | 11 | 2 |
2213 | I lost a bet | 1.1456 | 0.04001 | 103 | 90 | 11 | 2 |
2214 | You may not find me handsome, but I make a great handhold. | 1.1456 | 0.04001 | 103 | 90 | 11 | 2 |
2215 | Digital marketing is saturated. I believe in face-to-face. | 1.1456 | 0.04001 | 103 | 90 | 11 | 2 |
2216 | I never thought you were stone-faced before. | 1.1456 | 0.04232 | 103 | 91 | 9 | 3 |
2217 | It's called pareidolia" | 1.1456 | 0.04001 | 103 | 90 | 11 | 2 |
2218 | This is not what I had in mind when I said I wanted to be "ahead" in the climb to the top. | 1.1456 | 0.03755 | 103 | 89 | 13 | 1 |
2219 | I I I I I'm not your stepping stone. | 1.1456 | 0.04232 | 103 | 91 | 9 | 3 |
2220 | It wouldn't be so bad if I wasn't afraid of heights! | 1.1456 | 0.03755 | 103 | 89 | 13 | 1 |
2221 | Think of me as a stepping stone to your heart. | 1.1456 | 0.03493 | 103 | 88 | 15 | 0 |
2222 | I enjoy it more than my old job at the EPA. | 1.1456 | 0.04451 | 103 | 92 | 7 | 4 |
2223 | Please. No jokes about having a head for heights, okay? | 1.1456 | 0.04001 | 103 | 90 | 11 | 2 |
2224 | I’m escaping the Mueller probe | 1.1456 | 0.03755 | 103 | 89 | 13 | 1 |
2225 | The Art of the Deal”: illustrated version. | 1.1456 | 0.04232 | 103 | 91 | 9 | 3 |
2226 | Oh HELL YEAH! That feels good | 1.1456 | 0.04001 | 103 | 90 | 11 | 2 |
2227 | According to Robert Frost, there’s something that doesn't love a wall. | 1.1456 | 0.04001 | 103 | 90 | 11 | 2 |
2228 | Go girl, GO! You are so close to stepping on the Trump disaster. | 1.1456 | 0.04232 | 103 | 91 | 9 | 3 |
2229 | This "Let's do things together" is going a little too far. | 1.1456 | 0.04001 | 103 | 90 | 11 | 2 |
2230 | I'll give you $20 to descend...... | 1.1456 | 0.03755 | 103 | 89 | 13 | 1 |
2231 | Now will you respond to my texts? | 1.1456 | 0.04001 | 103 | 90 | 11 | 2 |
2232 | I'm exclusively a handhold; no feet. | 1.1456 | 0.04232 | 103 | 91 | 9 | 3 |
2233 | Step on my face and you'll have to marry me. | 1.1456 | 0.03755 | 103 | 89 | 13 | 1 |
2234 | YOU HAVE TO STEP ON A HEAD TO GET AHEAD! | 1.1456 | 0.03755 | 103 | 89 | 13 | 1 |
2235 | This internship is nothing like I imagined. | 1.1456 | 0.04001 | 103 | 90 | 11 | 2 |
2236 | About to pull ahead in the race to the top. | 1.1456 | 0.04001 | 103 | 90 | 11 | 2 |
2237 | I didn't know what else to do after you unmatched us on Tinder. | 1.1456 | 0.04232 | 103 | 91 | 9 | 3 |
2238 | I had a bad feeling about pressing FaceTime on my iPhone. | 1.1456 | 0.04001 | 103 | 90 | 11 | 2 |
2239 | ... so good they named it twice. Right? So hard to find a nice place to stay though. How'd you like to come back every year. If you'll sit through a 2 hour presentation I can get you an extra 3 nights. Free breakfast... | 1.1456 | 0.03755 | 103 | 89 | 13 | 1 |
2240 | ...and then he said, “First prize is a brand new Cadillac. Second prize is a set of steak knives...”. Trust me, you don’t want to know what fourth was. | 1.1456 | 0.03755 | 103 | 89 | 13 | 1 |
2241 | Experience really hardened me, but you're clearly a beginner—your stomach is still in knots. | 1.1456 | 0.04232 | 103 | 91 | 9 | 3 |
2242 | "Ninja Warrior is not a career path Karen." | 1.1456 | 0.03755 | 103 | 89 | 13 | 1 |
2243 | If you see any evidence of ICE up there,please let me know | 1.1456 | 0.03755 | 103 | 89 | 13 | 1 |
2244 | Not so good....I 'm between a rock and a hard place. | 1.1456 | 0.04001 | 103 | 90 | 11 | 2 |
2245 | Well, at least it’s my head I put in the hole. | 1.1456 | 0.04232 | 103 | 91 | 9 | 3 |
2246 | So she says, "Your face will freeze like that." | 1.1456 | 0.03755 | 103 | 89 | 13 | 1 |
2247 | Don’t trust the auto belay. | 1.1456 | 0.04232 | 103 | 91 | 9 | 3 |
2248 | No! I will not marry you! Stop following me around! | 1.1456 | 0.04001 | 103 | 90 | 11 | 2 |
2249 | I’m so stuck it’s not even funny. | 1.1456 | 0.04001 | 103 | 90 | 11 | 2 |
2250 | This isn't what I meant by "you need me on that wall." | 1.1456 | 0.04232 | 103 | 91 | 9 | 3 |
2251 | They told me what would happen if I fell ... I thought they meant it as a metaphor. | 1.1442 | 0.04193 | 104 | 92 | 9 | 3 |
2252 | Harry, you always did things head first. | 1.1442 | 0.04193 | 104 | 92 | 9 | 3 |
2253 | I'd recognize that face anywhere! | 1.1442 | 0.03722 | 104 | 90 | 13 | 1 |
2254 | There's better traction today - I didn't shave this morning. | 1.1442 | 0.03965 | 104 | 91 | 11 | 2 |
2255 | What do you mean I look chalk white? | 1.1442 | 0.03722 | 104 | 90 | 13 | 1 |
2256 | No Mt. Rushmore jokes please, I’m just the repairman. | 1.1442 | 0.03965 | 104 | 91 | 11 | 2 |
2257 | Turns out I'm too pretty for the Rocky Horror Show. | 1.1442 | 0.03462 | 104 | 89 | 15 | 0 |
2258 | You've always treated me as nothing more than a steppingstone. | 1.1442 | 0.03722 | 104 | 90 | 13 | 1 |
2259 | I just wanted you to friend me on Facebook. | 1.1442 | 0.03722 | 104 | 90 | 13 | 1 |
2260 | I’m just another brick in the wall. | 1.1442 | 0.03965 | 104 | 91 | 11 | 2 |
2261 | So why do people keep calling me "the fresh-faced newbie?" | 1.1442 | 0.03722 | 104 | 90 | 13 | 1 |
2262 | We meet again... | 1.1442 | 0.03462 | 104 | 89 | 15 | 0 |
2263 | Gives climbing the face of the wall a new meaning, huh? | 1.1442 | 0.04193 | 104 | 92 | 9 | 3 |
2264 | In my last life I was an A-type. | 1.1442 | 0.03722 | 104 | 90 | 13 | 1 |
2265 | Well, there goes the glass ceiling | 1.1442 | 0.03722 | 104 | 90 | 13 | 1 |
2266 | Since we never see eye to eye, I thought I would try this. | 1.1442 | 0.03722 | 104 | 90 | 13 | 1 |
2267 | If you think I"m scary you should see the North face | 1.1442 | 0.03965 | 104 | 91 | 11 | 2 |
2268 | Am I next? -Who cares! | 1.1442 | 0.04193 | 104 | 92 | 9 | 3 |
2269 | I thought we could share something that you like to do. | 1.1442 | 0.03965 | 104 | 91 | 11 | 2 |
2270 | I wouldn't put my foot there | 1.1442 | 0.03722 | 104 | 90 | 13 | 1 |
2271 | Damn...I'm stuck...Please find someone to get me outta here... | 1.1442 | 0.03462 | 104 | 89 | 15 | 0 |
2272 | Well, at least you're not wearing high heels. | 1.1442 | 0.03722 | 104 | 90 | 13 | 1 |
2273 | Really wish I could give you a hand…” | 1.1442 | 0.03965 | 104 | 91 | 11 | 2 |
2274 | I figured this would be the least awkward introduction. | 1.1442 | 0.03965 | 104 | 91 | 11 | 2 |
2275 | .... that's when I decided I was done being a wallflower, it was time for a career change | 1.1442 | 0.03965 | 104 | 91 | 11 | 2 |
2276 | Honey, I feel like I’m between a rock and a hard place. Maybe we should see other climbers? | 1.1442 | 0.03722 | 104 | 90 | 13 | 1 |
2277 | Can you give me some beta? I'm a little stuck. | 1.1442 | 0.03722 | 104 | 90 | 13 | 1 |
2278 | This requires a different kind of focus than the Face of Half Dome. | 1.1442 | 0.04617 | 104 | 94 | 5 | 5 |
2279 | I have to work two jobs since my federal pay got frozen. | 1.1442 | 0.03965 | 104 | 91 | 11 | 2 |
2280 | I told you not to butt your head against a stone wall. | 1.1442 | 0.03965 | 104 | 91 | 11 | 2 |
2281 | Face it!! I am going to walk all over you. | 1.1442 | 0.03722 | 104 | 90 | 13 | 1 |
2282 | Why haven't you called? | 1.1442 | 0.03722 | 104 | 90 | 13 | 1 |
2283 | Lisa, I think we really hit a wall this time. | 1.1442 | 0.03722 | 104 | 90 | 13 | 1 |
2284 | I feel like there's a wall between us. | 1.1442 | 0.04193 | 104 | 92 | 9 | 3 |
2285 | Hang on, I’ll switch to FaceClimb you. | 1.1442 | 0.04410 | 104 | 93 | 7 | 4 |
2286 | Why does everyone attempt the north face" | 1.1442 | 0.03965 | 104 | 91 | 11 | 2 |
2287 | Rocky Horror! | 1.1442 | 0.03722 | 104 | 90 | 13 | 1 |
2288 | This breakup has been hard for the both of us, Craig. | 1.1442 | 0.03722 | 104 | 90 | 13 | 1 |
2289 | Oh wow, that’s Rock Hudson! | 1.1442 | 0.03965 | 104 | 91 | 11 | 2 |
2290 | So Sorry! I was told that this was Trump's favorite glory hole. | 1.1442 | 0.04193 | 104 | 92 | 9 | 3 |
2291 | Watch the hair. | 1.1442 | 0.03965 | 104 | 91 | 11 | 2 |
2292 | This will be harder on me than on you. | 1.1442 | 0.03965 | 104 | 91 | 11 | 2 |
2293 | She always gravitated towards chiseled features. | 1.1442 | 0.03722 | 104 | 90 | 13 | 1 |
2294 | Careful, I just blew dry my hair. | 1.1442 | 0.03965 | 104 | 91 | 11 | 2 |
2295 | Picking the right emoji. | 1.1442 | 0.03965 | 104 | 91 | 11 | 2 |
2296 | Your final prep to climb the face. | 1.1442 | 0.03965 | 104 | 91 | 11 | 2 |
2297 | I thought you wanted to get ahead | 1.1442 | 0.04193 | 104 | 92 | 9 | 3 |
2298 | This is not what I had in mind when I signed up for "online" dating. | 1.1442 | 0.03965 | 104 | 91 | 11 | 2 |
2299 | Enough with the head games, already!" | 1.1442 | 0.04193 | 104 | 92 | 9 | 3 |
2300 | Just make sure you pay before you leave. They're pretty strict. | 1.1442 | 0.03722 | 104 | 90 | 13 | 1 |
2301 | Boy, do I have your foot in my mouth! | 1.1442 | 0.04410 | 104 | 93 | 7 | 4 |
2302 | Cheryl! Let me be your tether! | 1.1442 | 0.03965 | 104 | 91 | 11 | 2 |
2303 | More secure than I feel, I hope. | 1.1442 | 0.04193 | 104 | 92 | 9 | 3 |
2304 | No, you had bodie issues, I paid for brunch. | 1.1442 | 0.03965 | 104 | 91 | 11 | 2 |
2305 | No, John. Asking me out on a date during a team building exercise is an HR violation. | 1.1442 | 0.03965 | 104 | 91 | 11 | 2 |
2306 | I was desperate to get out of Accounting. | 1.1442 | 0.03965 | 104 | 91 | 11 | 2 |
2307 | This doesn’t pay much but the health insurance coverage is incredible. | 1.1442 | 0.03722 | 104 | 90 | 13 | 1 |
2308 | Next life, “ rock star” won’t be wish number three. | 1.1442 | 0.03462 | 104 | 89 | 15 | 0 |
2309 | Watch out for the Venus Rock Climber Trap! | 1.1442 | 0.03722 | 104 | 90 | 13 | 1 |
2310 | Grab me, I'm rock solid | 1.1442 | 0.04193 | 104 | 92 | 9 | 3 |
2311 | Please don't step on that. | 1.1442 | 0.03722 | 104 | 90 | 13 | 1 |
2312 | I'm looking for a partner who's a little more off the wall. | 1.1442 | 0.03722 | 104 | 90 | 13 | 1 |
2313 | You might want to talk dirty to me before that next step. | 1.1442 | 0.04193 | 104 | 92 | 9 | 3 |
2314 | Sorry, but our relationship is between a rock and hard place. | 1.1442 | 0.04193 | 104 | 92 | 9 | 3 |
2315 | Just trying to help people face their fears. | 1.1442 | 0.03722 | 104 | 90 | 13 | 1 |
2316 | When we promised to have and to hold, this isn't what I had in mind. | 1.1442 | 0.03722 | 104 | 90 | 13 | 1 |
2317 | I was told that if I want to climb Mount Everest, I have to become one with the mountain. | 1.1442 | 0.03722 | 104 | 90 | 13 | 1 |
2318 | Time to climb your face off! | 1.1442 | 0.03722 | 104 | 90 | 13 | 1 |
2319 | I always though I’d end up putting my foot in MY mouth. | 1.1442 | 0.03462 | 104 | 89 | 15 | 0 |
2320 | I am hungry. Filet of sole would be fine. | 1.1442 | 0.04410 | 104 | 93 | 7 | 4 |
2321 | Don't worry, I am used to everyone stepping on me. | 1.1442 | 0.03722 | 104 | 90 | 13 | 1 |
2322 | I see you are stalking me again | 1.1442 | 0.03965 | 104 | 91 | 11 | 2 |
2323 | I tried calling you! | 1.1442 | 0.04193 | 104 | 92 | 9 | 3 |
2324 | I don’t know what is about him, but when we hang out, I feel like he really listens.” | 1.1442 | 0.04410 | 104 | 93 | 7 | 4 |
2325 | The studio apartment with an elevator was $10,000 a month, so I thought I’d get this for half the rent. | 1.1442 | 0.04193 | 104 | 92 | 9 | 3 |
2326 | Easy on the head, new toupee. | 1.1429 | 0.03838 | 98 | 85 | 12 | 1 |
2327 | Be nice to people on the way up. | 1.1429 | 0.03553 | 98 | 84 | 14 | 0 |
2328 | Republican or Democrat? | 1.1400 | 0.04269 | 100 | 89 | 8 | 3 |
2329 | at least this is a "step-up" from people walking all over me | 1.1400 | 0.03487 | 100 | 86 | 14 | 0 |
2330 | Would you ming taking off your shoes? | 1.1400 | 0.03766 | 100 | 87 | 12 | 1 |
2331 | Don't be alarmed. I'm the resident psychiatrist specializing in Acrophobia. | 1.1400 | 0.03766 | 100 | 87 | 12 | 1 |
2332 | Ohbhb, so that's what a glory hole is for. | 1.1400 | 0.04269 | 100 | 89 | 8 | 3 |
2333 | Are you sad? If you are,try some rock climbing! | 1.1400 | 0.04269 | 100 | 89 | 8 | 3 |
2334 | Be careful, I’m just a temp. | 1.1400 | 0.04499 | 100 | 90 | 6 | 4 |
2335 | Honestly, I haven't been doing great since we broke up. | 1.1400 | 0.03487 | 100 | 86 | 14 | 0 |
2336 | My college advisor sugarcoated the job market. | 1.1400 | 0.03766 | 100 | 87 | 12 | 1 |
2337 | What a blockhead. | 1.1400 | 0.03766 | 100 | 87 | 12 | 1 |
2338 | Please don't mess up my part. | 1.1400 | 0.04025 | 100 | 88 | 10 | 2 |
2339 | Go on, step on me. Everyone else does. | 1.1400 | 0.04025 | 100 | 88 | 10 | 2 |
2340 | I knew you were stepping out on me! | 1.1400 | 0.03766 | 100 | 87 | 12 | 1 |
2341 | I didn't pass the belay test. | 1.1400 | 0.03766 | 100 | 87 | 12 | 1 |
2342 | I Am so sorry the last three who stepped on my face fell. | 1.1400 | 0.04025 | 100 | 88 | 10 | 2 |
2343 | Yes, I do like to think of myself as a modern-day Sisyphus, SHARON. | 1.1400 | 0.04269 | 100 | 89 | 8 | 3 |
2344 | I scored "hard-headed" on the aptitude test – so here I am... | 1.1400 | 0.03766 | 100 | 87 | 12 | 1 |
2345 | I hope you have those soft rubbery climbing shoes. The last guy had cleats. | 1.1400 | 0.03487 | 100 | 86 | 14 | 0 |
2346 | Close your eyes and your mouth , or I will tell your mother. | 1.1400 | 0.04269 | 100 | 89 | 8 | 3 |
2347 | Papa was a rolling stone, but I'm just gonna hang around here for a while." | 1.1400 | 0.03487 | 100 | 86 | 14 | 0 |
2348 | I am the Pebax. I speak for the rocks. | 1.1400 | 0.04025 | 100 | 88 | 10 | 2 |
2349 | Watch out for the teeth! I'm still paying off my orthodontist for them. | 1.1400 | 0.03487 | 100 | 86 | 14 | 0 |
2350 | Not to worry....I’ve already reached the level of my incompetence | 1.1400 | 0.03766 | 100 | 87 | 12 | 1 |
2351 | Did you run out of underarm deodorant? | 1.1400 | 0.04025 | 100 | 88 | 10 | 2 |
2352 | The path to right looks a little easier...to me. | 1.1400 | 0.03487 | 100 | 86 | 14 | 0 |
2353 | How did we go from igneous to sedimentary so quickly? | 1.1400 | 0.04025 | 100 | 88 | 10 | 2 |
2354 | My shrink says I'm paranoid, because I always think people are walking all over me. | 1.1400 | 0.03766 | 100 | 87 | 12 | 1 |
2355 | I thought when he told me he was a headhunter, it would be good for my career. | 1.1400 | 0.03487 | 100 | 86 | 14 | 0 |
2356 | Get "a-head" of the fear of height. | 1.1400 | 0.04718 | 100 | 91 | 4 | 5 |
2357 | You wouldn't happen to have a hankie, would you? | 1.1400 | 0.03766 | 100 | 87 | 12 | 1 |
2358 | Go ahead. I'm used to putting my own foot in my mouth. | 1.1400 | 0.03766 | 100 | 87 | 12 | 1 |
2359 | OK, so you've been stepped on. But what do you expect me to do? | 1.1400 | 0.04025 | 100 | 88 | 10 | 2 |
2360 | Let me guess, your name is Peter and you're a Bible scholar. | 1.1400 | 0.03766 | 100 | 87 | 12 | 1 |
2361 | We could have a great relationship if you were only a little more off the wall. | 1.1400 | 0.04025 | 100 | 88 | 10 | 2 |
2362 | I always thought my degree in geology would lead to more than this. | 1.1400 | 0.03766 | 100 | 87 | 12 | 1 |
2363 | I just need to be held. | 1.1400 | 0.03487 | 100 | 86 | 14 | 0 |
2364 | Before I step on your head I want to tell you that this is the type of wall you should build. | 1.1400 | 0.04025 | 100 | 88 | 10 | 2 |
2365 | Help! Kiss me and I'll turn into a frog. Then I can escape. | 1.1400 | 0.04025 | 100 | 88 | 10 | 2 |
2366 | Wow, once I get past you I’ll be able to face anything! | 1.1400 | 0.04025 | 100 | 88 | 10 | 2 |
2367 | Sorry, this wall is reserved for social climbers. | 1.1400 | 0.04499 | 100 | 90 | 6 | 4 |
2368 | It's a step up from my old position. | 1.1400 | 0.04025 | 100 | 88 | 10 | 2 |
2369 | Maybe you do have to step on other people to get to the top. | 1.1400 | 0.03766 | 100 | 87 | 12 | 1 |
2370 | Mr. Trump told me I wouldn't get caught. | 1.1400 | 0.04025 | 100 | 88 | 10 | 2 |
2371 | Be the wall" does keep you from falling; but it has other down sides. | 1.1400 | 0.04025 | 100 | 88 | 10 | 2 |
2372 | You gotta admit it. I’m always a step ahead of you. | 1.1400 | 0.04025 | 100 | 88 | 10 | 2 |
2373 | No thanks. I don't need a little head now | 1.1400 | 0.03766 | 100 | 87 | 12 | 1 |
2374 | Thanks for not kink shaming | 1.1400 | 0.04499 | 100 | 90 | 6 | 4 |
2375 | You WANT me on that wall, you NEED me on that wall! | 1.1400 | 0.04269 | 100 | 89 | 8 | 3 |
2376 | Modern art has gone too far | 1.1400 | 0.03766 | 100 | 87 | 12 | 1 |
2377 | Excuse me, do you mind scratching the left side of my nose? | 1.1400 | 0.03766 | 100 | 87 | 12 | 1 |
2378 | Nice boobs, but you’d be prettier if you smiled.” | 1.1400 | 0.04025 | 100 | 88 | 10 | 2 |
2379 | A former one time social climber. | 1.1400 | 0.03487 | 100 | 86 | 14 | 0 |
2380 | I'm just trying to be a helpful stepping stone" | 1.1400 | 0.03487 | 100 | 86 | 14 | 0 |
2381 | Be careful. I use hair gel. | 1.1400 | 0.03766 | 100 | 87 | 12 | 1 |
2382 | “I hacked your wall.” | 1.1400 | 0.04269 | 100 | 89 | 8 | 3 |
2383 | It's not as bad as waterboarding. | 1.1400 | 0.03766 | 100 | 87 | 12 | 1 |
2384 | I REALLY needed a job, so I told them I would be willing to do anything. I may have made a mistake! | 1.1400 | 0.04025 | 100 | 88 | 10 | 2 |
2385 | Oh no! Are you my belaying partner? | 1.1400 | 0.03487 | 100 | 86 | 14 | 0 |
2386 | I didn’t make the cut for Mt. Rushmore so they stuck me here. | 1.1400 | 0.04025 | 100 | 88 | 10 | 2 |
2387 | I said that I was repelling. Not you. | 1.1400 | 0.04025 | 100 | 88 | 10 | 2 |
2388 | I'n trying to experience it from the rock's perspective. | 1.1400 | 0.04025 | 100 | 88 | 10 | 2 |
2389 | My boss promoted me to Head Supervisor of this facility. | 1.1400 | 0.04025 | 100 | 88 | 10 | 2 |
2390 | Lat night I was practicing for the 100 yard dash when I hit the wall... | 1.1400 | 0.03487 | 100 | 86 | 14 | 0 |
2391 | You warned me about sticking my neck out at work. | 1.1400 | 0.04025 | 100 | 88 | 10 | 2 |
2392 | Aye, aye, aye, aye, aye'm not your steppin' stone. | 1.1400 | 0.03766 | 100 | 87 | 12 | 1 |
2393 | You always say I don't support you enough. Is this what you had in mind | 1.1400 | 0.04025 | 100 | 88 | 10 | 2 |
2394 | ...and then they said I probably couldn't be s superstar, but they were pretty sure I could still be a rock star. | 1.1400 | 0.03766 | 100 | 87 | 12 | 1 |
2395 | Unfortunately, this was the only job I could find with good health benefits. | 1.1400 | 0.03487 | 100 | 86 | 14 | 0 |
2396 | Didn't we meet at the pub last night? | 1.1400 | 0.04025 | 100 | 88 | 10 | 2 |
2397 | I've been calling you for days! Is this what we've come to? | 1.1400 | 0.03487 | 100 | 86 | 14 | 0 |
2398 | I promise to close my eyes when you climb over my head. | 1.1400 | 0.03487 | 100 | 86 | 14 | 0 |
2399 | Some joker told me "The Place in France" was over here, but when I went to look, my head got stuck. | 1.1400 | 0.04269 | 100 | 89 | 8 | 3 |
2400 | Hold me. Please? | 1.1400 | 0.04269 | 100 | 89 | 8 | 3 |
2401 | Go ahead, walk on me, all climbers do. | 1.1400 | 0.04025 | 100 | 88 | 10 | 2 |
2402 | I though they said I’d be hanging out with rock STARS, not stairs. | 1.1400 | 0.03766 | 100 | 87 | 12 | 1 |
2403 | then I said, 'I'm NOT starting at the bottom and working my way up' | 1.1400 | 0.04269 | 100 | 89 | 8 | 3 |
2404 | No, you’re rappelling. | 1.1400 | 0.04025 | 100 | 88 | 10 | 2 |
2405 | Of course- you're leaving me for The Rock. | 1.1400 | 0.03766 | 100 | 87 | 12 | 1 |
2406 | ...on the other hand his mouth would make the perfect foothole | 1.1400 | 0.03487 | 100 | 86 | 14 | 0 |
2407 | That Dwayne guy really doesn't have it as good as I thought | 1.1400 | 0.03487 | 100 | 86 | 14 | 0 |
2408 | I’ve got a real foot fetish. | 1.1400 | 0.04025 | 100 | 88 | 10 | 2 |
2409 | So THAT'S why they call it a "rock face"! | 1.1400 | 0.04269 | 100 | 89 | 8 | 3 |
2410 | Farley, you wanted your picture on the wall. | 1.1400 | 0.03766 | 100 | 87 | 12 | 1 |
2411 | Is this about my fear of heights or your fear of your ex? | 1.1400 | 0.03766 | 100 | 87 | 12 | 1 |
2412 | Darling, your mother and I would like you to come home. | 1.1400 | 0.04025 | 100 | 88 | 10 | 2 |
2413 | Don’t just use me like you did your last boyfriend Kate | 1.1400 | 0.04269 | 100 | 89 | 8 | 3 |
2414 | Ever since we broke up you've been climbing the walls. | 1.1400 | 0.04025 | 100 | 88 | 10 | 2 |
2415 | I feel like a stepping stone in our relationship! | 1.1400 | 0.03766 | 100 | 87 | 12 | 1 |
2416 | Is "no" your final answer? | 1.1400 | 0.03766 | 100 | 87 | 12 | 1 |
2417 | OK, yes, I am stalking you! | 1.1400 | 0.03766 | 100 | 87 | 12 | 1 |
2418 | Believe me, it wasn't easy. | 1.1400 | 0.04025 | 100 | 88 | 10 | 2 |
2419 | My ex always said I was just a stepping stone boyfriend. | 1.1400 | 0.03487 | 100 | 86 | 14 | 0 |
2420 | Dante could not have imagined this punishment for body shaming. | 1.1400 | 0.04025 | 100 | 88 | 10 | 2 |
2421 | Uh oh, there goes another marriage on the rocks. | 1.1400 | 0.03487 | 100 | 86 | 14 | 0 |
2422 | I wanted to hold your hand, Janet, not be a hand-hold. | 1.1400 | 0.04269 | 100 | 89 | 8 | 3 |
2423 | I was going to call, but... | 1.1400 | 0.03766 | 100 | 87 | 12 | 1 |
2424 | So I found myself between a rock and a hard face. | 1.1400 | 0.03766 | 100 | 87 | 12 | 1 |
2425 | It's OK, I get hazard pay on ladies' night. | 1.1400 | 0.04025 | 100 | 88 | 10 | 2 |
2426 | What did you think a face ascent meant? | 1.1400 | 0.04025 | 100 | 88 | 10 | 2 |
2427 | I can see your house from here! | 1.1400 | 0.03766 | 100 | 87 | 12 | 1 |
2428 | They said I'd have "hands on experience". | 1.1400 | 0.04025 | 100 | 88 | 10 | 2 |
2429 | I realised I don't like heights. | 1.1400 | 0.03487 | 100 | 86 | 14 | 0 |
2430 | This is not leaning in. | 1.1400 | 0.04025 | 100 | 88 | 10 | 2 |
2431 | You can step on my head. It's the other side of the wall I'm worried about. | 1.1400 | 0.03766 | 100 | 87 | 12 | 1 |
2432 | Go ahead, I'm just your stepping stone. | 1.1400 | 0.03766 | 100 | 87 | 12 | 1 |
2433 | now i know why they call it "the face" of the mountain! | 1.1400 | 0.04025 | 100 | 88 | 10 | 2 |
2434 | Don't use eyes! | 1.1400 | 0.04025 | 100 | 88 | 10 | 2 |
2435 | Why so alarmed? It's called 'Rockface Climbing Wall'" | 1.1400 | 0.03766 | 100 | 87 | 12 | 1 |
2436 | Might I suggest you re-read the liability release form very carefully! | 1.1400 | 0.04025 | 100 | 88 | 10 | 2 |
2437 | They tell you 'This job: rocks,' but they don't say it that way. | 1.1400 | 0.03766 | 100 | 87 | 12 | 1 |
2438 | It's better than minimum wage. | 1.1400 | 0.04025 | 100 | 88 | 10 | 2 |
2439 | This neighborhood has really gentrified quickly. | 1.1400 | 0.04269 | 100 | 89 | 8 | 3 |
2440 | ”Remember how you told me you you were breaking up with me because my hair was ‘too greasy?’ Well whose laughing now? | 1.1400 | 0.03487 | 100 | 86 | 14 | 0 |
2441 | I call it the 'metaphor wall.' | 1.1400 | 0.03487 | 100 | 86 | 14 | 0 |
2442 | I'm here to serve. How can I help you? It's just this economy, these are the only kind jobs available. It's OK, I'm very sturdy. I won't let you down, I'm not like those other guys. Don't worry, this is what I get for a life of objectifying women. | 1.1400 | 0.04025 | 100 | 88 | 10 | 2 |
2443 | l have always been other people's stepping stone on the way to the top. | 1.1400 | 0.03766 | 100 | 87 | 12 | 1 |
2444 | Failure is optional, probable, inevitable... | 1.1400 | 0.04499 | 100 | 90 | 6 | 4 |
2445 | Have you seen my car keys? | 1.1400 | 0.03766 | 100 | 87 | 12 | 1 |
2446 | I''m 'head over heels' in love with you. | 1.1400 | 0.03766 | 100 | 87 | 12 | 1 |
2447 | Nancy, restraining order aside, I am your one true love. | 1.1400 | 0.03766 | 100 | 87 | 12 | 1 |
2448 | This is the most human contact I've had in a long time. | 1.1400 | 0.03487 | 100 | 86 | 14 | 0 |
2449 | This hole isn't glorious at all. | 1.1400 | 0.04025 | 100 | 88 | 10 | 2 |
2450 | Yes, I am really into it, too. | 1.1400 | 0.04499 | 100 | 90 | 6 | 4 |
2451 | She said she'd put me on a pedestal | 1.1400 | 0.03766 | 100 | 87 | 12 | 1 |
2452 | No you misunderstood, I am the North Face. | 1.1400 | 0.04025 | 100 | 88 | 10 | 2 |
2453 | Okay, fine, I wasn't listening when the instructor was talking. | 1.1400 | 0.03766 | 100 | 87 | 12 | 1 |
2454 | I would have preferred waking up a giant insect. | 1.1400 | 0.04025 | 100 | 88 | 10 | 2 |
2455 | I thought you really wanted to hold me but you’re just another social climber | 1.1400 | 0.04269 | 100 | 89 | 8 | 3 |
2456 | I’m the metaphor for ‘face it, the wall ain’t being built!’ | 1.1400 | 0.04269 | 100 | 89 | 8 | 3 |
2457 | i'm just a fill in because of my stone face | 1.1400 | 0.04025 | 100 | 88 | 10 | 2 |
2458 | I said you'd always have my support | 1.1400 | 0.03766 | 100 | 87 | 12 | 1 |
2459 | It's a temp job until I find something a little less rocky. | 1.1400 | 0.03766 | 100 | 87 | 12 | 1 |
2460 | I've fallen and I can't get out. | 1.1400 | 0.04269 | 100 | 89 | 8 | 3 |
2461 | I thought you preferred Face Time. | 1.1400 | 0.03766 | 100 | 87 | 12 | 1 |
2462 | Brian really took his trainer's advice when he told him to 'leave it all on the wall.' | 1.1400 | 0.04269 | 100 | 89 | 8 | 3 |
2463 | T | 1.1400 | 0.03766 | 100 | 87 | 12 | 1 |
2464 | It's my fault really. I asked for an office with a view. | 1.1400 | 0.03766 | 100 | 87 | 12 | 1 |
2465 | I heard someone say there's a dart bar next door. | 1.1400 | 0.04025 | 100 | 88 | 10 | 2 |
2466 | Definite presidential material---and he's branded this wall! | 1.1400 | 0.04499 | 100 | 90 | 6 | 4 |
2467 | Guess this is what I get for asking that genie to help me face my fear of heights | 1.1400 | 0.03487 | 100 | 86 | 14 | 0 |
2468 | Well, at least I can tell people I Rock! | 1.1400 | 0.04269 | 100 | 89 | 8 | 3 |
2469 | I suppose you're wondering why I asked you here today. | 1.1400 | 0.03766 | 100 | 87 | 12 | 1 |
2470 | This is where I fell from grace. | 1.1400 | 0.04025 | 100 | 88 | 10 | 2 |
2471 | ...then the Genie asked me what my last wish was and I told her I just wanted to be closer to you... | 1.1400 | 0.03766 | 100 | 87 | 12 | 1 |
2472 | Hey, it’s a job. The tips are good but the pitons are problematic. | 1.1400 | 0.03487 | 100 | 86 | 14 | 0 |
2473 | . . . and "What is your third wish?" he says. | 1.1400 | 0.03766 | 100 | 87 | 12 | 1 |
2474 | I'm heels over head for you! | 1.1400 | 0.03766 | 100 | 87 | 12 | 1 |
2475 | I’m just trying to get over you. | 1.1400 | 0.04025 | 100 | 88 | 10 | 2 |
2476 | Giselle, couldn't you at least ruffle my hair as you pass by? | 1.1400 | 0.03487 | 100 | 86 | 14 | 0 |
2477 | They told me it was a re-make of Laugh-In. | 1.1400 | 0.04269 | 100 | 89 | 8 | 3 |
2478 | It’s probably spinach | 1.1400 | 0.04025 | 100 | 88 | 10 | 2 |
2479 | I thought I could. | 1.1400 | 0.04025 | 100 | 88 | 10 | 2 |
2480 | Next time we’re getting the conference room. | 1.1400 | 0.04025 | 100 | 88 | 10 | 2 |
2481 | Like I said, I 'll always support you. | 1.1400 | 0.03487 | 100 | 86 | 14 | 0 |
2482 | You're much boulder than I am. | 1.1400 | 0.04269 | 100 | 89 | 8 | 3 |
2483 | It’s a job. | 1.1400 | 0.03766 | 100 | 87 | 12 | 1 |
2484 | Peek-a-boo | 1.1400 | 0.04269 | 100 | 89 | 8 | 3 |
2485 | FOR ONCE A HEAD'S UP THAT IS REALLY USEFUL! | 1.1400 | 0.04025 | 100 | 88 | 10 | 2 |
2486 | I got lucky; they ran out of cement. I hear this is where they stashed Jimmy Hoffa. | 1.1400 | 0.03766 | 100 | 87 | 12 | 1 |
2487 | Go on. Step on my face. I'm a feminist. | 1.1400 | 0.03487 | 100 | 86 | 14 | 0 |
2488 | Yikes! So do all walls like include Trump’s wax image or what? | 1.1400 | 0.04269 | 100 | 89 | 8 | 3 |
2489 | OK, now kiss me so I would turn into a frog. | 1.1400 | 0.04025 | 100 | 88 | 10 | 2 |
2490 | Can you hang for a minute with a stoner who has no body? | 1.1400 | 0.03487 | 100 | 86 | 14 | 0 |
2491 | Sorry, wasn't sure if you were checking DMs or not. | 1.1400 | 0.03487 | 100 | 86 | 14 | 0 |
2492 | I'm just sticking to my marriage vows to be there for you! | 1.1400 | 0.04025 | 100 | 88 | 10 | 2 |
2493 | It's part of my job as a grad assistant in Music Theory. | 1.1400 | 0.04025 | 100 | 88 | 10 | 2 |
2494 | Again, I find myself between a rock and a.... | 1.1400 | 0.03766 | 100 | 87 | 12 | 1 |
2495 | . . . C l i m b e v'r y m-o-u-n-t-a-i-n . . . | 1.1400 | 0.04269 | 100 | 89 | 8 | 3 |
2496 | Don't go behind the wall. | 1.1400 | 0.04269 | 100 | 89 | 8 | 3 |
2497 | It's sad to be ahead. | 1.1400 | 0.03487 | 100 | 86 | 14 | 0 |
2498 | That’s my last Duke hanging on the wall. | 1.1400 | 0.04269 | 100 | 89 | 8 | 3 |
2499 | Steep Cliff Face | 1.1400 | 0.03766 | 100 | 87 | 12 | 1 |
2500 | The boss wanted me to ask if you could work a double tonight; John called in sick again. | 1.1400 | 0.03487 | 100 | 86 | 14 | 0 |
2501 | I do, however, have a severe chalk allergy. | 1.1400 | 0.03487 | 100 | 86 | 14 | 0 |
2502 | It's a smirky cult show, she is too daring and cool. | 1.1400 | 0.04025 | 100 | 88 | 10 | 2 |
2503 | Ma nayme is Bill Clinton and I wanna be your steppin stone. | 1.1400 | 0.04025 | 100 | 88 | 10 | 2 |
2504 | So, today's life lesson is that stepping on your friends is the fastest way to the top? | 1.1400 | 0.03487 | 100 | 86 | 14 | 0 |
2505 | ... but because I was a mountain climber, instead of pushing a boulder uphill whilst raptors tear at my liver for eternity... | 1.1400 | 0.03766 | 100 | 87 | 12 | 1 |
2506 | I understand that you're between a rock and a hard face, but please use the rock for your next step. | 1.1400 | 0.03766 | 100 | 87 | 12 | 1 |
2507 | Thought the climbing gym would be a good place to get away from the boss from hell. | 1.1400 | 0.03766 | 100 | 87 | 12 | 1 |
2508 | Go ahead, everyone steps on me on their way to the top around here. | 1.1400 | 0.03766 | 100 | 87 | 12 | 1 |
2509 | Careful, this hold is a bit hairy. | 1.1400 | 0.03487 | 100 | 86 | 14 | 0 |
2510 | These shoes were made for walking and, yes, I'm going to walk all over you, tra la. | 1.1400 | 0.04025 | 100 | 88 | 10 | 2 |
2511 | True, I was a hard nose, but could you step around me? | 1.1400 | 0.04499 | 100 | 90 | 6 | 4 |
2512 | It's been a rocky year. | 1.1400 | 0.03766 | 100 | 87 | 12 | 1 |
2513 | No worries! After being married a few decades, we'll look back on this little stalking incident with fond memories! | 1.1400 | 0.04025 | 100 | 88 | 10 | 2 |
2514 | Listen, Donald, this really has to stop! | 1.1400 | 0.04025 | 100 | 88 | 10 | 2 |
2515 | Don't tell Mom I'm moonlighting. | 1.1400 | 0.03766 | 100 | 87 | 12 | 1 |
2516 | I said Rock-n-Roll Hall of Fame but I guess the genie was hard of hearing. | 1.1400 | 0.04025 | 100 | 88 | 10 | 2 |
2517 | You really think I let people walk all over me? | 1.1400 | 0.04269 | 100 | 89 | 8 | 3 |
2518 | Twixt a rock and a hard face There lies no safe place | 1.1400 | 0.03766 | 100 | 87 | 12 | 1 |
2519 | I spit, so don't even think about it. | 1.1400 | 0.03766 | 100 | 87 | 12 | 1 |
2520 | Andrea, I promise this is just a temporary job until something more permanent comes along. | 1.1400 | 0.03766 | 100 | 87 | 12 | 1 |
2521 | Lately I'm feeling like there's a wall between us. | 1.1400 | 0.04025 | 100 | 88 | 10 | 2 |
2522 | I want to be more than just another stepping stone on your way to the top. | 1.1400 | 0.03487 | 100 | 86 | 14 | 0 |
2523 | Is my body buried or cremated? | 1.1400 | 0.03766 | 100 | 87 | 12 | 1 |
2524 | I can see your butt. | 1.1400 | 0.04025 | 100 | 88 | 10 | 2 |
2525 | You’ve got a lot of gall showing your face around here like this, Kevin. | 1.1400 | 0.04025 | 100 | 88 | 10 | 2 |
2526 | Can I buy you a drink? | 1.1400 | 0.04269 | 100 | 89 | 8 | 3 |
2527 | Why do you look so shocked? You told me I should face my fear of heights. | 1.1400 | 0.03487 | 100 | 86 | 14 | 0 |
2528 | It's not ideal, but at least I can work from home. | 1.1386 | 0.03731 | 101 | 88 | 12 | 1 |
2529 | Well... I did try to find a better job | 1.1340 | 0.03773 | 97 | 85 | 11 | 1 |
2530 | There has to be an easier way to get a chalk facemask | 1.1340 | 0.04548 | 97 | 88 | 5 | 4 |
2531 | Can you move a couple inches down and to the left? | 1.1340 | 0.04048 | 97 | 86 | 9 | 2 |
2532 | „Well, Mount Rushmore was already taken ...“ | 1.1340 | 0.03773 | 97 | 85 | 11 | 1 |
2533 | What are you doing on my wall? This is a clear violation of my privacy! | 1.1340 | 0.03773 | 97 | 85 | 11 | 1 |
2534 | Wait, I meant to call tails | 1.1340 | 0.04048 | 97 | 86 | 9 | 2 |
2535 | Your dream is my nightmare | 1.1340 | 0.04048 | 97 | 86 | 9 | 2 |
2536 | You still want a date? | 1.1340 | 0.03477 | 97 | 84 | 13 | 0 |
2537 | Hey, that’s not a rock you are standing on! | 1.1340 | 0.04048 | 97 | 86 | 9 | 2 |
2538 | They have medieval punishment here for forgetting to say "on belay" | 1.1340 | 0.04048 | 97 | 86 | 9 | 2 |
2539 | Mirror, mirror, on the wall, who's the fairest of them all? | 1.1340 | 0.04048 | 97 | 86 | 9 | 2 |
2540 | This face is nicer to climb. It has hair. | 1.1340 | 0.04048 | 97 | 86 | 9 | 2 |
2541 | I don't think this is what they meant, when they said you'd be climbing up the face | 1.1340 | 0.04048 | 97 | 86 | 9 | 2 |
2542 | Well,it was this or the dunk tank at the fair. No brainer. | 1.1340 | 0.04048 | 97 | 86 | 9 | 2 |
2543 | Just be careful with the nose; it's my only redeeming feature. | 1.1340 | 0.04048 | 97 | 86 | 9 | 2 |
2544 | Yes...story of my life... | 1.1340 | 0.03477 | 97 | 84 | 13 | 0 |
2545 | I told the genie I wanted to RAWK, not be a rock. | 1.1340 | 0.04305 | 97 | 87 | 7 | 3 |
2546 | No rock climbing at face value, please. | 1.1340 | 0.03773 | 97 | 85 | 11 | 1 |
2547 | Yeah, I missed it a lot after the divorce. | 1.1340 | 0.03477 | 97 | 84 | 13 | 0 |
2548 | This takes stalking to a whole new level. | 1.1340 | 0.04048 | 97 | 86 | 9 | 2 |
2549 | We prefer the term Dwayne Johnson climbing | 1.1340 | 0.04048 | 97 | 86 | 9 | 2 |
2550 | I'm working my way up to belaying | 1.1340 | 0.04305 | 97 | 87 | 7 | 3 |
2551 | I said I didn’t want to be your doormat anymore. | 1.1340 | 0.03773 | 97 | 85 | 11 | 1 |
2552 | I just want to feel wanted. | 1.1340 | 0.03477 | 97 | 84 | 13 | 0 |
2553 | I warned you it would be a request that makes your head turn. Will you marry me? | 1.1340 | 0.03477 | 97 | 84 | 13 | 0 |
2554 | The screws were the worst part. | 1.1340 | 0.04548 | 97 | 88 | 5 | 4 |
2555 | "But darling, couldn't we just stick with a nice, leisurely jog after work | 1.1340 | 0.03773 | 97 | 85 | 11 | 1 |
2556 | Please mind the hair. | 1.1340 | 0.03477 | 97 | 84 | 13 | 0 |
2557 | Did you remember to bring up my kaiser roll? | 1.1340 | 0.04048 | 97 | 86 | 9 | 2 |
2558 | I'm not the rock I'd said I'd be. | 1.1340 | 0.04048 | 97 | 86 | 9 | 2 |
2559 | It must have been the tweet I posted-message me if you are climbing the walls and need to be talked down'. | 1.1340 | 0.03773 | 97 | 85 | 11 | 1 |
2560 | Would you take my gum, please? | 1.1340 | 0.03477 | 97 | 84 | 13 | 0 |
2561 | Sorry, I need to jam ahead to win this speed climb. | 1.1340 | 0.04305 | 97 | 87 | 7 | 3 |
2562 | Don't act surprised, punkin. Daddy's here to be a support for you. | 1.1340 | 0.04048 | 97 | 86 | 9 | 2 |
2563 | You can use me, it's ok. | 1.1340 | 0.03477 | 97 | 84 | 13 | 0 |
2564 | Does it ever feel like to you that our relationship is stagnating? | 1.1340 | 0.04305 | 97 | 87 | 7 | 3 |
2565 | This is no way to head for the top. | 1.1340 | 0.03773 | 97 | 85 | 11 | 1 |
2566 | I thought I was your rock. | 1.1340 | 0.03477 | 97 | 84 | 13 | 0 |
2567 | They did say the job would be hands-on... | 1.1340 | 0.03773 | 97 | 85 | 11 | 1 |
2568 | Hi, I'm Cliff Face. | 1.1340 | 0.04048 | 97 | 86 | 9 | 2 |
2569 | Hey, do you mind bringing me some fries. | 1.1340 | 0.03773 | 97 | 85 | 11 | 1 |
2570 | That's about when our instructor said one of us would have to go on ahead. | 1.1340 | 0.03477 | 97 | 84 | 13 | 0 |
2571 | I'm enduring worse on the other side. | 1.1340 | 0.03773 | 97 | 85 | 11 | 1 |
2572 | Wow, I usually just step over Dicks. | 1.1340 | 0.03773 | 97 | 85 | 11 | 1 |
2573 | Wow, jails sure have become creative with placing their prisoners. | 1.1340 | 0.04305 | 97 | 87 | 7 | 3 |
2574 | Step on me and I’ll bite your toe off! | 1.1340 | 0.04305 | 97 | 87 | 7 | 3 |
2575 | I said, I’m not your steppin’ stone, no girl not me. I’m not your steppin’ stone. | 1.1340 | 0.03477 | 97 | 84 | 13 | 0 |
2576 | Some of us feel they took the Mount Etna brief too seriously. | 1.1340 | 0.04048 | 97 | 86 | 9 | 2 |
2577 | You told me to blend-in. | 1.1340 | 0.04305 | 97 | 87 | 7 | 3 |
2578 | They call it immersion therapy... | 1.1340 | 0.03773 | 97 | 85 | 11 | 1 |
2579 | No, it’s not like that, I just needed a few more volunteer hours for my college application. | 1.1340 | 0.04048 | 97 | 86 | 9 | 2 |
2580 | I see you've made some headway since your last climb. | 1.1340 | 0.03773 | 97 | 85 | 11 | 1 |
2581 | How far are you willing to go to get ahead? | 1.1340 | 0.03773 | 97 | 85 | 11 | 1 |
2582 | I'm getting tired of being stepped on. | 1.1340 | 0.03477 | 97 | 84 | 13 | 0 |
2583 | A head in need is a head indeed... | 1.1340 | 0.03773 | 97 | 85 | 11 | 1 |
2584 | Not what you expected above the glass ceiling, huh? | 1.1340 | 0.03477 | 97 | 84 | 13 | 0 |
2585 | I was hoping for a little Face Time. | 1.1340 | 0.03477 | 97 | 84 | 13 | 0 |
2586 | Open your mouth, please. | 1.1340 | 0.03477 | 97 | 84 | 13 | 0 |
2587 | Couldn’t you just give me one more chance? | 1.1340 | 0.03477 | 97 | 84 | 13 | 0 |
2588 | Super cool to see you Kevin, wanna hang out some time? | 1.1340 | 0.03773 | 97 | 85 | 11 | 1 |
2589 | Smother you? Give me one example. | 1.1340 | 0.03477 | 97 | 84 | 13 | 0 |
2590 | This isn’t what I meant when I said “I want to be The Rock.” | 1.1340 | 0.03477 | 97 | 84 | 13 | 0 |
2591 | I won't bite if you stick your foot in my mouth. | 1.1340 | 0.04048 | 97 | 86 | 9 | 2 |
2592 | There must be a better way to get ahead in life. | 1.1340 | 0.04305 | 97 | 87 | 7 | 3 |
2593 | I know we both swiped right on one another, but I'd appreciate if you could steer left this time around. | 1.1340 | 0.04048 | 97 | 86 | 9 | 2 |
2594 | Treat me with respect on your way up; I'll see you again on your way down. | 1.1340 | 0.03773 | 97 | 85 | 11 | 1 |
2595 | You're like everyone else—you just want to use me. | 1.1340 | 0.03773 | 97 | 85 | 11 | 1 |
2596 | Are you responsible for the'No Spikes' rule | 1.1340 | 0.03773 | 97 | 85 | 11 | 1 |
2597 | That sound is golf balls - it's a driving range on the other side! | 1.1340 | 0.04048 | 97 | 86 | 9 | 2 |
2598 | He tries to support me every way he can | 1.1340 | 0.04305 | 97 | 87 | 7 | 3 |
2599 | I'm supposed to represent the face of this make-believe mountain side. | 1.1340 | 0.03773 | 97 | 85 | 11 | 1 |
2600 | Well, it may be Steve’s Rock Adventureland for now. But tomorrow - El Capitan! | 1.1340 | 0.03773 | 97 | 85 | 11 | 1 |
2601 | Those aren't cleated shoes, are they? I just hate cleats! | 1.1340 | 0.04048 | 97 | 86 | 9 | 2 |
2602 | Please don't step all over me again. It reminds me of our marriage. | 1.1340 | 0.03477 | 97 | 84 | 13 | 0 |
2603 | I spent years climbing the corporate ladder, only to get stepped on time and time again. | 1.1340 | 0.03477 | 97 | 84 | 13 | 0 |
2604 | The comic strip “Where’s Waldo Jr.?” sadly never caught on. | 1.1340 | 0.03773 | 97 | 85 | 11 | 1 |
2605 | Stepping and friends to get to the top0 | 1.1340 | 0.04048 | 97 | 86 | 9 | 2 |
2606 | Zeus and Hades got bored with the rolling boulder thing, so they're trying something new. | 1.1340 | 0.03773 | 97 | 85 | 11 | 1 |
2607 | Mind the hair, please. | 1.1340 | 0.03477 | 97 | 84 | 13 | 0 |
2608 | Sorry to startle you; I'm just pledging Alpha Beta Chu. | 1.1340 | 0.03773 | 97 | 85 | 11 | 1 |
2609 | I know! Right? | 1.1340 | 0.03773 | 97 | 85 | 11 | 1 |
2610 | I'm a method actor in an upcoming rockumentary. | 1.1340 | 0.03773 | 97 | 85 | 11 | 1 |
2611 | So NOW you want to make a rock solid commitment.” | 1.1340 | 0.04048 | 97 | 86 | 9 | 2 |
2612 | This rock face is so lifelike! | 1.1340 | 0.03773 | 97 | 85 | 11 | 1 |
2613 | I'm the obstacle you can't ignore. | 1.1340 | 0.04048 | 97 | 86 | 9 | 2 |
2614 | Trump headstone repels climber. | 1.1340 | 0.03773 | 97 | 85 | 11 | 1 |
2615 | Go ahead -- step on me on your way to the top...! | 1.1340 | 0.04048 | 97 | 86 | 9 | 2 |
2616 | I'm here because my ex-girlfriend used to say that I was her 'rock.' | 1.1340 | 0.03773 | 97 | 85 | 11 | 1 |
2617 | Where are my new climbing shoes! | 1.1340 | 0.03773 | 97 | 85 | 11 | 1 |
2618 | Scratch my nose! Please! | 1.1340 | 0.03477 | 97 | 84 | 13 | 0 |
2619 | Watch it! I feel a sneeze coming on. | 1.1340 | 0.03477 | 97 | 84 | 13 | 0 |
2620 | I'm just feeling , you know, walled in. | 1.1340 | 0.03773 | 97 | 85 | 11 | 1 |
2621 | Let me suck that foot you crazy bitch I have a rock hard boner lol | 1.1340 | 0.04548 | 97 | 88 | 5 | 4 |
2622 | If you meet a mysterious man from Braavos, do me a favor-just run the other way. | 1.1340 | 0.03477 | 97 | 84 | 13 | 0 |
2623 | Anywhere but the eyes. | 1.1340 | 0.04048 | 97 | 86 | 9 | 2 |
2624 | In this one-hour class, you will learn the basic skills needed to start rope climbing: how to secure your harness, tie a figure 8 follow through knot and complete your safety checks. | 1.1340 | 0.03773 | 97 | 85 | 11 | 1 |
2625 | Training Center somewhere along the Mexican border. | 1.1340 | 0.04548 | 97 | 88 | 5 | 4 |
2626 | I rocked when I should have rolled. | 1.1340 | 0.04048 | 97 | 86 | 9 | 2 |
2627 | I agree that we can't go on meeting like this, but please don't tell me you've brought another cream pie. | 1.1340 | 0.04048 | 97 | 86 | 9 | 2 |
2628 | I just wanted to let you walk all over me for a change. | 1.1340 | 0.04048 | 97 | 86 | 9 | 2 |
2629 | You swiped right on Tinder. Hi there! | 1.1340 | 0.04305 | 97 | 87 | 7 | 3 |
2630 | Face climbing is just temporary until I can get something on Rushmore. | 1.1340 | 0.04048 | 97 | 86 | 9 | 2 |
2631 | Facing her fear of heights | 1.1340 | 0.03773 | 97 | 85 | 11 | 1 |
2632 | This isn't the kind of glory I was looking for | 1.1340 | 0.04048 | 97 | 86 | 9 | 2 |
2633 | Step on a crack, break your mother's back. Hmm... | 1.1340 | 0.03773 | 97 | 85 | 11 | 1 |
2634 | Kathy will you marry me? | 1.1340 | 0.03773 | 97 | 85 | 11 | 1 |
2635 | I'm downtrodden | 1.1340 | 0.03477 | 97 | 84 | 13 | 0 |
2636 | It's the commute that kills me. | 1.1340 | 0.03773 | 97 | 85 | 11 | 1 |
2637 | Will you please tell the salesperson in the trophy shop next door I'm stuck. | 1.1340 | 0.04048 | 97 | 86 | 9 | 2 |
2638 | A tough climb yes, but it's the only way to get a head in this game. | 1.1340 | 0.04048 | 97 | 86 | 9 | 2 |
2639 | With every step I take! | 1.1340 | 0.04048 | 97 | 86 | 9 | 2 |
2640 | Ramona, stop stone walling me! | 1.1340 | 0.04048 | 97 | 86 | 9 | 2 |
2641 | Great, another social climber ready to walk all over me. | 1.1340 | 0.04305 | 97 | 87 | 7 | 3 |
2642 | Ugh! Another person standing on me to get to the top | 1.1340 | 0.04048 | 97 | 86 | 9 | 2 |
2643 | Up or down, please go around is my advice. | 1.1340 | 0.04048 | 97 | 86 | 9 | 2 |
2644 | Could you skip me? | 1.1340 | 0.04048 | 97 | 86 | 9 | 2 |
2645 | I thought they said I'd be part of a living Rockwell. | 1.1340 | 0.03773 | 97 | 85 | 11 | 1 |
2646 | They accused me of witchcraft. | 1.1340 | 0.04548 | 97 | 88 | 5 | 4 |
2647 | Uncle Ralph?? Wait one minute!! | 1.1327 | 0.04009 | 98 | 87 | 9 | 2 |
2648 | Let this be a lesson...never stone-wall. | 1.1304 | 0.03530 | 92 | 80 | 12 | 0 |
2649 | At least they put my toe in the door. | 1.1277 | 0.04068 | 94 | 84 | 8 | 2 |
2650 | Sorry. I pegged you for something else. | 1.1277 | 0.03777 | 94 | 83 | 10 | 1 |
2651 | I'm for getting you down, not for lifting you up | 1.1277 | 0.03777 | 94 | 83 | 10 | 1 |
2652 | I guess it's my fault for asking you to fit me into your routine | 1.1277 | 0.04068 | 94 | 84 | 8 | 2 |
2653 | I've hurt so many lives try to reach the top! Is it worth it in the end? | 1.1277 | 0.03777 | 94 | 83 | 10 | 1 |
2654 | Your next move makes me regret being the face of the mountain! | 1.1277 | 0.03777 | 94 | 83 | 10 | 1 |
2655 | Don't feel bad. I'm used to being walked all over. | 1.1277 | 0.03777 | 94 | 83 | 10 | 1 |
2656 | We have to stop meeting like this, all the other rocks will begin to talk. | 1.1277 | 0.04068 | 94 | 84 | 8 | 2 |
2657 | Don't hurt me, Ethel! | 1.1277 | 0.03777 | 94 | 83 | 10 | 1 |
2658 | It's some Fred Flinstone bullshit . . . don't question it | 1.1277 | 0.03777 | 94 | 83 | 10 | 1 |
2659 | What do you think happens when you get to the top? | 1.1277 | 0.04068 | 94 | 84 | 8 | 2 |
2660 | It was either this or replace Jeff Sessions; same job expectations, but we get free dental. | 1.1277 | 0.03777 | 94 | 83 | 10 | 1 |
2661 | Don't say anything! It's a visual gag! | 1.1277 | 0.03777 | 94 | 83 | 10 | 1 |
2662 | There's no glass ceiling, but watch who you step on going up, cause going back down is a bitch. | 1.1277 | 0.03777 | 94 | 83 | 10 | 1 |
2663 | Dad, not the smooth side - the wall with the ricks! | 1.1277 | 0.04068 | 94 | 84 | 8 | 2 |
2664 | I hate this dating site! | 1.1277 | 0.03777 | 94 | 83 | 10 | 1 |
2665 | We cant't go on meeting like that | 1.1277 | 0.04340 | 94 | 85 | 6 | 3 |
2666 | You know what they say about stepping on people on your way up... | 1.1277 | 0.03777 | 94 | 83 | 10 | 1 |
2667 | I meant to appear in your doorknob, but I got stuck in traffic. | 1.1277 | 0.03460 | 94 | 82 | 12 | 0 |
2668 | I promise never to laugh again when you come up with one of your ridiculous ideas. | 1.1277 | 0.04068 | 94 | 84 | 8 | 2 |
2669 | Have you gone completely nuts? | 1.1277 | 0.04068 | 94 | 84 | 8 | 2 |
2670 | I'm appealing the judge's sentence. | 1.1277 | 0.03777 | 94 | 83 | 10 | 1 |
2671 | This is a right to work state. | 1.1277 | 0.04068 | 94 | 84 | 8 | 2 |
2672 | you are going to do just like anybody else: step upon me with rough anti-slip shoes and then look out for next grip on rocks tougher than my broken heart | 1.1277 | 0.03777 | 94 | 83 | 10 | 1 |
2673 | Some of us can never get down. | 1.1277 | 0.04596 | 94 | 86 | 4 | 4 |
2674 | Oh, no. The Old Man of the Mountain is my father. How is he by the way? | 1.1277 | 0.04068 | 94 | 84 | 8 | 2 |
2675 | I should have taken it literally when people called me a blockhead.” | 1.1277 | 0.04068 | 94 | 84 | 8 | 2 |
2676 | Just practicing for marriage. | 1.1277 | 0.03777 | 94 | 83 | 10 | 1 |
2677 | Challenges are ahead.sometimes disguised in an innocent face and a weary heart.Move on .Because life is too short and happiness is momentary. | 1.1277 | 0.03777 | 94 | 83 | 10 | 1 |
2678 | I’ve got to stop vaping that stuff! | 1.1277 | 0.03777 | 94 | 83 | 10 | 1 |
2679 | Hold me. | 1.1277 | 0.03777 | 94 | 83 | 10 | 1 |
2680 | Could you open a little wider please? | 1.1277 | 0.04068 | 94 | 84 | 8 | 2 |
2681 | This is not what I had in mind when they hired me. | 1.1277 | 0.03460 | 94 | 82 | 12 | 0 |
2682 | I was a liberal opposed to single-payer. | 1.1277 | 0.03777 | 94 | 83 | 10 | 1 |
2683 | Jeez,Bob,what did our breakup do to you...? | 1.1277 | 0.03777 | 94 | 83 | 10 | 1 |
2684 | I’m trying to be bolder. | 1.1277 | 0.04068 | 94 | 84 | 8 | 2 |
2685 | Glass ceiling my ass! | 1.1277 | 0.03460 | 94 | 82 | 12 | 0 |
2686 | I'm just hanging out trying to get my big break on American Ninja Warrior. | 1.1277 | 0.03777 | 94 | 83 | 10 | 1 |
2687 | The job isn't very satisfying, but I've learned to be stone faced about it. | 1.1277 | 0.03777 | 94 | 83 | 10 | 1 |
2688 | It's fine if you skip me. I can't seem to get a grip today. | 1.1277 | 0.04068 | 94 | 84 | 8 | 2 |
2689 | Could you not muss my hair? I'm hanging with Art later. | 1.1277 | 0.03460 | 94 | 82 | 12 | 0 |
2690 | And this exercise is supposed to enhance our relationship how???? | 1.1277 | 0.03777 | 94 | 83 | 10 | 1 |
2691 | Help!! I'm stuck here! | 1.1277 | 0.03460 | 94 | 82 | 12 | 0 |
2692 | I just cane%3Dsv%3BCN%3D750744%3Bcn%3D8322503%3Bcn%3D9484972%3Bcn%3D9484969 | 1.1277 | 0.04340 | 94 | 85 | 6 | 3 |
2693 | I thought you meant the X Games. | 1.1277 | 0.03460 | 94 | 82 | 12 | 0 |
2694 | HEADS UP, YOU'RE NEARLY THERE. | 1.1277 | 0.03777 | 94 | 83 | 10 | 1 |
2695 | I know our marriage counselor said this doesn't usually work but I think it's gonna work for us. | 1.1277 | 0.03460 | 94 | 82 | 12 | 0 |
2696 | Could’ve sworn this was the local gloryhole | 1.1277 | 0.03777 | 94 | 83 | 10 | 1 |
2697 | Fake Shoes! | 1.1277 | 0.04068 | 94 | 84 | 8 | 2 |
2698 | This is not what I meant when I said "wall-climbing is my therapy," Greg. | 1.1277 | 0.04340 | 94 | 85 | 6 | 3 |
2699 | This wall uses cookies. By continuing to climb you are agreeing to our use of cookies. | 1.1277 | 0.03460 | 94 | 82 | 12 | 0 |
2700 | The pay stinks, but it's the ideal job for a foot fetishist. | 1.1277 | 0.04068 | 94 | 84 | 8 | 2 |
2701 | You told me to keep my head up. | 1.1277 | 0.04068 | 94 | 84 | 8 | 2 |
2702 | I graduated from the journalism program at Colombia University. | 1.1277 | 0.03777 | 94 | 83 | 10 | 1 |
2703 | Let's face it, I don't think you have many options. | 1.1277 | 0.03460 | 94 | 82 | 12 | 0 |
2704 | Dad?! Is that you?! Mom said you died in a car accident in 2004!" | 1.1277 | 0.03777 | 94 | 83 | 10 | 1 |
2705 | So anyways, don't make fun of a witch learning to climb. | 1.1277 | 0.03777 | 94 | 83 | 10 | 1 |
2706 | Well if you need someone to step on, baby, you can step on me. | 1.1277 | 0.04068 | 94 | 84 | 8 | 2 |
2707 | You're going to once again use me to leverage our relationship?! | 1.1277 | 0.04068 | 94 | 84 | 8 | 2 |
2708 | It should be illegal to be this high! | 1.1277 | 0.04068 | 94 | 84 | 8 | 2 |
2709 | Didn't your mother tell you true love is often found where you least expect it? | 1.1277 | 0.03777 | 94 | 83 | 10 | 1 |
2710 | It's all about my foot fetish | 1.1277 | 0.04068 | 94 | 84 | 8 | 2 |
2711 | He says if I kiss him, he'll carry me to great heights. | 1.1277 | 0.03777 | 94 | 83 | 10 | 1 |
2712 | Like the last time we saw each other and I told you “ I can’t marry you . It’s chilsled in stone, I can’t marry you . | 1.1277 | 0.03777 | 94 | 83 | 10 | 1 |
2713 | It's been terribly boring since Medusa came through. | 1.1277 | 0.04068 | 94 | 84 | 8 | 2 |
2714 | Sorry, I didn't mean to step on your toes. | 1.1277 | 0.03777 | 94 | 83 | 10 | 1 |
2715 | Sorry to disturb you Mam! | 1.1277 | 0.04068 | 94 | 84 | 8 | 2 |
2716 | Excuse me fashion victim, those are repelling rappelling shoes!" | 1.1277 | 0.04068 | 94 | 84 | 8 | 2 |
2717 | My face hurts. | 1.1277 | 0.04068 | 94 | 84 | 8 | 2 |
2718 | They said it would a kind of Mt. Rushmore experience. | 1.1277 | 0.04068 | 94 | 84 | 8 | 2 |
2719 | Sorry, I just couldn't find any flavored chalk. | 1.1277 | 0.04068 | 94 | 84 | 8 | 2 |
2720 | Having a foot fetish is part of the job. | 1.1277 | 0.03460 | 94 | 82 | 12 | 0 |
2721 | I know, I know. I shouldn't look down. | 1.1277 | 0.03777 | 94 | 83 | 10 | 1 |
2722 | I prefer climbing cracks to face climbing | 1.1277 | 0.04068 | 94 | 84 | 8 | 2 |
2723 | Climbing walls had become metaphorical missions | 1.1277 | 0.03777 | 94 | 83 | 10 | 1 |
2724 | I'm not ready to get physical yet. | 1.1277 | 0.03777 | 94 | 83 | 10 | 1 |
2725 | i used to call it method acting, now i just call it work. | 1.1277 | 0.03460 | 94 | 82 | 12 | 0 |
2726 | Listen. You do not want to end up a social climbee. | 1.1277 | 0.03460 | 94 | 82 | 12 | 0 |
2727 | The rest of me is monkey bars. | 1.1277 | 0.04068 | 94 | 84 | 8 | 2 |
2728 | No, you don’t get another chance! | 1.1277 | 0.03777 | 94 | 83 | 10 | 1 |
2729 | Will you take my place for a few minutes? I really need to pee. | 1.1277 | 0.04068 | 94 | 84 | 8 | 2 |
2730 | My shrink says I let women walk all over me... | 1.1277 | 0.03777 | 94 | 83 | 10 | 1 |
2731 | Watch the nose..it's been broken more than once... | 1.1277 | 0.03460 | 94 | 82 | 12 | 0 |
2732 | I see why you don't like indoor rock climbing any more. | 1.1277 | 0.04068 | 94 | 84 | 8 | 2 |
2733 | Don't look surprised I am the face of the company. | 1.1277 | 0.03777 | 94 | 83 | 10 | 1 |
2734 | Climb and get ahead! | 1.1277 | 0.04068 | 94 | 84 | 8 | 2 |
2735 | I should told the genie that I wished to look like Dwayne Johnson. | 1.1277 | 0.04596 | 94 | 86 | 4 | 4 |
2736 | Come up and seem me sometime. | 1.1277 | 0.04068 | 94 | 84 | 8 | 2 |
2737 | I just had to see you, Barbra. Away from the others. | 1.1277 | 0.03460 | 94 | 82 | 12 | 0 |
2738 | Let's face it, an RBF has its consecquences. | 1.1277 | 0.03777 | 94 | 83 | 10 | 1 |
2739 | When "Half Dumb" realized "rock face" didn't mean him. | 1.1277 | 0.03777 | 94 | 83 | 10 | 1 |
2740 | I'm a huge David Byrne fan." | 1.1277 | 0.04068 | 94 | 84 | 8 | 2 |
2741 | THE MONKEYS WERE WRONG, I AM YOUR STEPPIN' STONE | 1.1277 | 0.04068 | 94 | 84 | 8 | 2 |
2742 | Women use me. | 1.1277 | 0.03777 | 94 | 83 | 10 | 1 |
2743 | You can break the glass ceiling, you just can't get through it. | 1.1277 | 0.03460 | 94 | 82 | 12 | 0 |
2744 | This is not what "moving up in the world" is supposed to mean. | 1.1277 | 0.03777 | 94 | 83 | 10 | 1 |
2745 |