Contest #628


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628

The winning captions

These captions are chosen by The New Yorker.

  1. “Yeah? Well, I’m also a fish out of Scotch.”
  2. “Then one day you wake up and you have ten thousand children and a mortgage that’s underwater.”
  3. “I’ve been told I should go with the white wine.”


Name Value
Submission deadline 2018-08-26T23:53:00.000Z
Voting started -
Voting ended 2018-09-09T23:54:00.000Z
Finalists announced 2018-09-03T23:53:00.000Z
Magazine(s) announcing finalists issued September 10, 2018
Number of captions 8066
Number of responses 1302098
Number of participants -


Dashboard

In this table, the "mean" means the empirically measured average funniness score when the "unfunny", "somewhat funny" and "funny" receive a funniness score of 1, 2, 3 respectively. "Precison" is the standard error of the mean, the standard deviation of the mean estimate. With that, a caption with an empirical mean μ and precision σ has true mean in the range [μ - 2σ, μ + 2σ] with 95% probability by the 68-95-99.7 rule assuming the responses are indepedent and identically distributed.

Rank Caption Mean Precision Total votes "Unfunny" votes "Somewhat funny" votes "Funny" votes
0 I heard today I'm getting canned. 2.2717 0.00613 14093 2337 5590 6166
1 Whaddya mean you only serve fish on Friday 2.1638 0.00755 10773 2572 3864 4337
2 What the hell else would I drink like? 2.0946 0.00884 8170 2256 2885 3029
3 Just the worm, hold the Tequila. 2.0842 0.01210 4040 1038 1624 1378
4 Yeah? Well I'm also a fish out of Scotch. 2.0726 0.00798 10805 3352 3317 4136
5 Maybe one day she’ll realize I’m the one that got away. 2.0595 0.00683 12548 3325 5151 4072
6 It’s just so hard not to get wrapped up in the news. 2.0483 0.00794 10234 3062 3616 3556
7 I KNOW when something is watered down, pal. 2.0339 0.01006 5663 1530 2411 1722
8 'She says she needs room to breathe...what does that even mean?' 2.0100 0.00778 10329 3175 3876 3278
9 Then one day you wake up and you have ten thousand children and a mortgage that's under water. 2.0077 0.00808 9572 2954 3590 3028
10 They sent me to rehab to dry out - damn near killed me 1.9720 0.01247 3896 1235 1535 1126
11 Every single school rejected me. 1.9513 0.01015 5526 1715 2365 1446
12 And that fisherman had to be 7 or 8 feet tall 1.9419 0.00816 9485 3288 3460 2737
13 I hope this isn't a place where people come to hook up. 1.9319 0.00911 6992 2283 2902 1807
14 She's sleeping with the fishes. Just not this one. 1.9176 0.00953 7051 2570 2492 1989
15 Stop calling me chum! 1.9163 0.00957 6819 2439 2512 1868
16 Make it a double. I just got out of the tank. 1.9119 0.00813 9135 3198 3544 2393
17 I had a castle and treasure chest before my life went down the toilet. 1.9054 0.00938 7145 2616 2589 1940
18 Leave the tequila, I'll just take the worm. 1.9038 0.00841 8604 3073 3286 2245
19 So then I tell her, ‘Well after two days your mother stinks too.’ 1.8979 0.00901 7648 2805 2819 2024
20 Well, what else did you expect me to drink like? 1.8916 0.01484 2648 931 1073 644
21 Your sign clearly says We serve fish! 1.8892 0.00848 8501 3119 3205 2177
22 Well, I bet you drink like a bald guy 1.8609 0.01058 5449 2094 2019 1336
23 I came here to get a job on Wall Street, but it turns out they only hire sharks and piranhas. 1.8597 0.01064 5317 2024 2015 1278
24 You have no idea how hard it is to get a dry martini where I come from. 1.8487 0.01713 2036 785 774 477
25 Sure, but a horse walks into a bar and nobody bats an eye 1.8390 0.00899 7218 2779 2822 1617
26 At this point, I'm more of a fish out of bourbon. 1.8231 0.01009 5687 2238 2217 1232
27 I don't know why I can't meet anyone. I'm quite the catch. 1.8100 0.00923 7114 2960 2546 1608
28 Pisces... what’s yours. 1.8083 0.01142 4527 1853 1689 985
29 ...And then she gave me this koi smile. 1.8068 0.01091 4928 2014 1852 1062
30 I'm not making this up, she wants us to get a cat. 1.8063 0.01153 4666 1986 1598 1082
31 I still like to think of myself as a good catch. 1.8011 0.00827 8073 3190 3299 1584
32 ... but TEACH a fish to drink, and he can drink for a lifetime. 1.8005 0.01016 5930 2523 2067 1340
33 If the aquarium calls, I ain't here. 1.7661 0.01397 2890 1232 1102 556
34 Scotch, neat. And don't tap on the glass. 1.7587 0.01263 3801 1722 1274 805
35 Yes, but interestingly, I don’t drink like one. 1.7525 0.00938 6423 2806 2401 1216
36 ...and before I knew it,I'd fallen for her - hook,line,and sinker. 1.7492 0.01006 5666 2512 2063 1091
37 Large water. Salted. And keep'em coming. 1.7488 0.01069 5083 2276 1808 999
38 I was swimming upstream like everyone else, leaping up falls and stuff, and then I asked myself—why? 1.7436 0.01419 2812 1249 1035 528
39 The mustache is fine for you, Bart. On me it screams "CATFISH!" 1.7391 0.01442 2710 1209 999 502
40 And then, would you believe it, she tells me, ‘There’s plenty of fish in the sea!’ 1.7381 0.02132 1222 541 460 221
41 If I had wanted water I would have stayed where I was. 1.7284 0.01400 2739 1208 1067 464
42 I just got out of the can. 1.7250 0.01273 3414 1543 1267 604
43 give me a double, I'm getting canned tomorrow 1.7247 0.01126 4475 2055 1597 823
44 Can you sprinkle some food in the next one? 1.7203 0.01552 2342 1079 839 424
45 She's freshwater, I'm saltwater. It just wasn't gonna work. 1.7168 0.01556 2249 1021 844 384
46 Can I get some chips? 1.7054 0.01129 4491 2141 1532 818
47 This is what happens when you drain the swamp. 1.7018 0.01366 3152 1537 1018 597
48 I can’t believe she left me for that shrimp. 1.6957 0.01613 2182 1052 742 388
49 First off, I didn't WALK into this bar... 1.6949 0.01831 1678 806 578 294
50 So what did one Jewish Mama-fish say to another Jewish Mama-fish? She said, 'I'm so proud of my son, the sturgeon!' 1.6892 0.01607 2304 1154 712 438
51 Drowning my sorrows? Is that a joke? 1.6863 0.01487 2381 1117 894 370
52 Any bar snacks other than Goldfish? 1.6857 0.01216 3532 1652 1338 542
53 I’m waiting for the priest and the rabbi. 1.6838 0.01260 3681 1842 1161 678
54 Since The Shape of Water, I've been beating women off with a stick! 1.6724 0.01583 2228 1106 746 376
55 Yes, I DO drink like a fish. What a fresh, amusing observation. 1.6706 0.01432 2684 1326 916 442
56 I was let go today. 1.6700 0.01315 3073 1490 1107 476
57 So I said to her, "Kiss me." and wouldn't you know it, I'm no longer a frog. 1.6616 0.01706 1983 1021 612 350
58 You try and run a school all day. 1.6545 0.01711 1722 834 649 239
59 Yes, but I have a dry sense of humor. 1.6510 0.01466 2513 1270 850 393
60 It's OK, man - I'll take the Hudson home. 1.6478 0.01927 1448 734 490 224
61 . . . And don’t get me started on Roe v. Wade 1.6477 0.02100 1334 710 384 240
62 I've had too much?! You're the one who thinks I'm a giant fish! 1.6429 0.02055 1333 698 413 222
63 No, but I swear like a sailor 1.6414 0.01984 1330 672 463 195
64 Really, my name is Wanda. 1.6409 0.03293 479 241 169 69
65 I'll tell you the rest of the story when the Priest and the Rabbi get here. 1.6406 0.02875 665 345 214 106
66 I took the 5 from Fulton and transferred to the Q. How did YOU get here? 1.6351 0.01427 2532 1283 890 359
67 I tell all the girls that I'm rich in Omega-3. 1.6317 0.01740 1762 914 583 265
68 What’s the matter? You never seen a pickled herring? 1.6262 0.01589 2231 1201 663 367
69 I ain't drinking any water. Me and my friends pee in it all the time. 1.6243 0.01570 2284 1233 676 375
70 ... so I sez to the Genie, “Thanks for the billion dollars and eternal youth. I wanna drink like fish tonight to celebrate.“ 1.6241 0.01742 1881 1023 542 316
71 I got taken in by a hooker 1.6194 0.01546 2228 1178 720 330
72 I've been dry for a year now. 1.6179 0.01314 2986 1558 1011 417
73 Glad I made it through another Friday. 1.6146 0.02260 1038 552 334 152
74 Catch and release.” “Catch and release.” How about “DON’T CATCH! 1.6143 0.01706 1916 1046 563 307
75 You drink like a fish” she says. Well, of COURSE I drink like a fish 1.6121 0.01341 3037 1647 921 469
76 Don’t look at me like that! I was told this was a dive bar. 1.6062 0.02606 772 414 248 110
77 Why isn't there another sole in here? 1.6058 0.02473 832 440 280 112
78 So, do you believe in climate change now? 1.6025 0.01923 1507 838 430 239
79 And furthermore, don’t call me ‘Chum’! 1.6015 0.01511 2389 1317 707 365
80 Is it true you have to go to a special place to pee? 1.6004 0.01590 2112 1154 648 310
81 Carp diem. 1.5959 0.01801 1663 920 495 248
82 Of course, you know who kept the castle when we moved into separate bowls. 1.5956 0.01764 1679 915 528 236
83 Drinks like a fish? Cold as a fish? How do I stop the profiling, Al? 1.5951 0.03508 452 254 127 71
84 That's actually a simile, not a metaphor. 1.5903 0.01867 1489 816 467 206
85 I've been told I should go with the white wine. 1.5888 0.01672 1904 1059 569 276
86 Yeah, well, you pour like a turtle. 1.5842 0.02496 861 484 251 126
87 No, I drink like a guy who watches the news. 1.5838 0.01891 1461 812 445 204
88 Buddy, I just fertilized a thousand eggs today. Another round. 1.5829 0.01700 1767 973 558 236
89 Down there, we call it drinking like a writer. 1.5828 0.02113 1177 657 354 166
90 "They called it a funeral, but all they did was flush Jimmy down the toilet." 1.5814 0.01730 1696 934 538 224
91 Well, how else WOULD I drink? 1.5812 0.02225 1053 587 320 146
92 Skip the tequila and just give me the worm 1.5794 0.02487 775 417 267 91
93 And the fisherman I pulled into the water was 7' feet 7 inches and weighed 375 pounds. 1.5691 0.02520 803 452 245 106
94 "Sign outside says you serve fish. 1.5683 0.02475 776 424 263 89
95 Yes, I *do* drink like a fish! 1.5638 0.01900 1458 840 414 204
96 Being a big fish in a small pond is over-rated. 1.5596 0.03549 386 216 124 46
97 Don't get me going on Roe v. Wade! 1.5595 0.02176 1185 708 291 186
98 and I drink like one too; so keep my tab open 1.5584 0.01943 1318 747 406 165
99 I don't care what white wine goes with, bring me a scotch! 1.5568 0.01977 1374 808 367 199
100 I may be farm raised, but I couldn’t resist the lure of city life. 1.5555 0.02131 1082 613 337 132
101 I want top shelf stuff this time. No more bait and switch. 1.5516 0.02000 1193 672 384 137
102 You’re out of water? So am I. 1.5500 0.01975 1200 672 396 132
103 I'm meeting a rabbi and a priest. 1.5493 0.02086 1176 685 336 155
104 A double scotch neat and if the aquarium calls you haven't seem me. 1.5462 0.02033 1157 658 366 133
105 I’m not kidding you. The guy was THIS BIG! 1.5456 0.02062 1107 626 358 123
106 No, pal, I don't drink like a fish. I drink "as" a fish! 1.5447 0.02138 1129 665 313 151
107 Remember me? 2006, Bear Lake? You don't look so tough without that fishin' pole in your hand, mister... 1.5442 0.02256 1007 592 282 133
108 One tequila with two worms. 1.5437 0.02086 1087 618 347 122
109 I knew Flipper before he was an asshole 1.5417 0.02242 1054 631 275 148
110 Well, how do think they make pickled herring? 1.5379 0.02217 1002 585 295 122
111 Y'know when people say "he drinks like a fish"... I'm that fish. 1.5379 0.02223 1017 599 289 129
112 ...and then she says to me, 'Go spawn yourself'. 1.5367 0.03943 313 182 94 37
113 So she said "what on earth are you going to do with a bicycle'?" 1.5350 0.02343 944 566 251 127
114 Yes, and you drink like a human. What’s your point? 1.5342 0.02344 949 571 249 129
115 I'm sorry, but we only serve fish on Fridays. 1.5332 0.02447 844 502 234 108
116 Really? I bet you'd serve me if I was filleted in a lemon butter sauce. 1.5318 0.02338 929 555 254 120
117 I'm just tired of all the carping. 1.5310 0.02355 902 536 253 113
118 Reached my limit? I'm a fish, you idiot! 1.5281 0.02335 907 539 257 111
119 She was called Wanda. 1.5267 0.02426 862 519 232 111
120 I don't think I can walk out of here. 1.5257 0.02483 799 476 226 97
121 But not TOO dry, right?" 1.5244 0.02338 881 521 258 102
122 Can you put on the Marlins' game 1.5226 0.02441 775 452 241 82
123 Look, I don't blame you. You were just a kid then, how could you have known? But the toilet, Roger... the toilet. 1.5220 0.02519 818 501 207 110
124 Tequila shot...with the worm. 1.5212 0.02481 827 503 217 107
125 Yeah, but I tip like a whale 1.5188 0.02453 796 474 231 91
126 I don't care if it's bad for me, I want a plastic straw. 1.5188 0.02604 771 476 190 105
127 I'll have the chips 1.5168 0.02452 805 483 228 94
128 When climate change floods this dump, you'll be the one gasping for breath, amigo. 1.5167 0.02472 747 438 232 77
129 Listen Cueball, I'm up to my gills in work, I'm swimming in debt, and my love life's in the tank, so maybe it's you who should switch to water! 1.5161 0.02635 715 434 193 88
130 He said I was too koi. 1.5154 0.02570 745 451 204 90
131 I've had enough? I'm not the one hallucinating a giant, talking fish. 1.5149 0.02597 740 451 197 92
132 Gimme a shot of the East River. 1.5132 0.02521 756 455 214 87
133 Next thing I know, Jimmy Hoffa floats by. 1.5114 0.02753 659 404 173 82
134 Water. Salty. 1.5113 0.02524 755 456 212 87
135 What do you mean you don't serve fish except on Friday? 1.5105 0.02535 713 423 216 74
136 And then she left me, high and dry. 1.5100 0.02668 698 428 184 86
137 We met on HOOKED.COM 1.5092 0.02511 707 416 222 69
138 And just where am I supposed to get a shirt and shoes? 1.5089 0.02822 619 379 165 75
139 I know, I should be in a school right now... 1.5059 0.02475 682 394 231 57
140 YEAH,YEAH, I KNOW. I DRINK LIKE A FISH. 1.5052 0.02696 675 415 179 81
141 Understand something, I drink BECAUSE I’m a fish. 1.5050 0.02574 701 422 204 75
142 A trout, a haddock, and a squid walk into a bar...….. 1.5050 0.02652 701 432 184 85
143 You know, now that you mention it, I actually AM a big fish in a small pond. 1.5050 0.02535 701 417 214 70
144 She caught me and then released me - story of my life. 1.5045 0.02496 674 391 226 57
145 ...so then he says, "There's something fishy here," and they all turn to look at ME! 1.5043 0.02436 694 400 238 56
146 I'm sorry, I was told this was a dive bar. 1.5038 0.02686 659 401 184 74
147 I get that a lot, but Capote wore glasses. 1.5037 0.02771 669 420 161 88
148 I fell in love with a hooker. 1.5030 0.02731 658 406 173 79
149 I feel so used: She let me fertilize her eggs and I never saw her again! 1.5023 0.02774 639 395 167 77
150 Who are you callin' chum? 1.5008 0.02745 637 391 173 73
151 And you drink like a person. Your point? 1.5000 0.02736 662 412 169 81
152 A soon as you go belly up in this town, they flush you down the toilet. 1.4992 0.02660 659 401 187 71
153 Another tequila with worm. Hold the tequila. 1.4984 0.02569 640 376 209 55
154 So the guy who nearly hooked me was huge - at least ten feet, 400 pounds. 1.4984 0.02762 626 385 170 71
155 Not one of my seven thousand kids call me. 1.4969 0.02817 642 406 153 83
156 I just know I’m going to get canned. 1.4958 0.02710 597 357 184 56
157 We met on line, but after the first date, I was hooked. 1.4956 0.02852 565 344 162 59
158 Hey, I'm out of water again. 1.4953 0.02734 632 389 173 70
159 Can you please put the Marlin’s game on? 1.4941 0.02740 591 356 178 57
160 I'm not out of water, I'm out of whiskey! 1.4927 0.02699 613 371 182 60
161 Yeah? At least I don't smoke like a chimney. 1.4924 0.02761 591 359 173 59
162 Saying I drink like a fish isn't helping matters. 1.4906 0.02912 583 368 144 71
163 Yes, I do drink like a fish. So what? 1.4905 0.02878 581 363 151 67
164 What else would I drink like??!!! 1.4899 0.02903 596 379 142 75
165 I was supposed to meet a rabbi and a priest here. 1.4899 0.02815 596 370 160 66
166 Lately Bob I feel like I'm floundering 1.4893 0.02885 562 348 153 61
167 I AM the one who got away. 1.4885 0.02899 567 354 149 64
168 We were smooching and going to make babies...and then she left me for a guy with a fishing pole and a yacht. 1.4880 0.02918 584 371 141 72
169 A bar fly, please. 1.4850 0.02841 565 349 158 58
170 Do I tell you you've had too much to breathe? 1.4821 0.03050 504 316 133 55
171 ...and then she called me a cold fish. 1.4816 0.02943 517 319 147 51
172 Of course I drink like one. What did you expect? 1.4816 0.03140 517 335 115 67
173 If I wanted water in my scotch I'd drink at home. 1.4806 0.03001 541 345 132 64
174 There ain't another sole in this place. 1.4797 0.03010 492 304 140 48
175 ...And then she said it would never work because I was raised on a farm. 1.4788 0.02887 518 317 154 47
176 ... and then I told Mrs. Paul where she can stick it. 1.4784 0.03099 510 327 122 61
177 Yes, I am out of water, but I'm out of bourbon too. 1.4779 0.03086 521 336 121 64
178 You heard me, 10 gallons of water and a large bowl. 1.4779 0.03026 521 331 131 59
179 So, one day I thought what if I do need a bicycle. 1.4777 0.03911 314 200 78 36
180 Why yes. I am transitioning. 1.4771 0.03041 503 317 132 54
181 I can't drown my sorrows about my 1174 children who never call me. 1.4770 0.03188 499 325 110 64
182 So, the waitress says ‘Do you want anchovies on that?’ ...and I just looked at her. 1.4769 0.02987 497 308 141 48
183 So I told her, "Yeah? Well you eat like a pig." 1.4757 0.03051 515 329 127 59
184 You wouldn't happen to know where I could find a bicycle, would you? 1.4754 0.03103 509 328 120 61
185 You think you got a dysfunctional family? Listen, Tony, all my brothers are bottom feeders, and my sister married a loan shark. 1.4753 0.03315 425 269 110 46
186 Hold the tequila. Keep the worm. 1.4741 0.02925 502 309 148 45
187 Got change for a fin? 1.4741 0.02925 502 309 148 45
188 I'm trying to scale back. 1.4736 0.03074 435 264 136 35
189 Still think climate change is fake news? 1.4734 0.03081 488 309 127 52
190 Trust me, I'll be a mermaid nearer to closing time. 1.4733 0.02939 505 313 145 47
191 I was told this was a WET bar 1.4729 0.02947 480 293 147 40
192 Yes, you can call me Wanda if you like. 1.4719 0.03044 481 301 133 47
193 And then the president drained the swamp.... 1.4713 0.03012 488 305 136 47
194 I eat like a fish too, ok? 1.4712 0.03114 469 296 125 48
195 Before the divorce, I lived in a castle. 1.4702 0.03058 487 308 129 50
196 One more for the road. I have a designated diver. 1.4685 0.03037 476 298 133 45
197 Looks like you and I have the same barber. 1.4682 0.03280 425 270 111 44
198 I'm not leaving here until I get tanked! 1.4677 0.03167 464 297 117 50
199 You’re kidding! A horse walked into a bar? 1.4677 0.03197 464 299 113 52
200 For the last time, it's "large" mouth, not "big." 1.4675 0.03041 462 287 134 41
201 They always say, "A fish walked into a bar..." but they never stop to think how. 1.4675 0.03087 462 290 128 44
202 I coulda been Catch Of the Day. I coulda been a contender. 1.4670 0.03054 469 294 131 44
203 Where are all the barflys? 1.4668 0.03167 452 287 119 46
204 I'm not driving. 1.4654 0.03072 462 290 129 43
205 Seriously, I'm a good catch. 1.4654 0.03102 462 292 125 45
206 Yea, I'll tell you what's sick, "Catch of the Day", that's...sick. 1.4654 0.03132 462 294 121 47
207 You're goddamn right I drink like a fish! 1.4652 0.03327 445 292 99 54
208 Not a problem. I know a guy who can get you off the hook. 1.4638 0.03121 442 277 125 40
209 So, the fella at the helm was 8 feet tall and 600 pounds, easy. 1.4633 0.03169 436 275 120 41
210 So little Ms. Mermaid runs off with the handsome prince, and I'm stuck with the 1,237 kids. 1.4629 0.03136 458 292 120 46
211 Let me tell you man. There are NOT plenty of fish in the sea. 1.4621 0.03009 448 276 137 35
212 Can you believe it? I win a damn Oscar and now I can't get cast. 1.4619 0.03165 446 284 118 44
213 Then she said," You're not the only fish in the sea." 1.4619 0.03290 446 292 102 52
214 When I was younger, I was the catch of the day. 1.4612 0.03172 412 256 122 34
215 It's hard to find a neighborhood bar that serves fish. 1.4607 0.03006 445 274 137 34
216 So apparently asking if she'd like to sleep with the fishes isn't the stellar pick up line I'd imagined. 1.4607 0.03170 445 284 117 44
217 Water?! No way. Do you know what I do in water? 1.4601 0.03375 439 292 92 55
218 It was at this moment that Steve began to regret the mushrooms he'd taken before work. 1.4597 0.03371 409 265 100 44
219 Two parts hydrogen, one part oxygen, and keep 'em coming. 1.4589 0.03271 438 285 105 48
220 Ten thousand little mouths to feed. I just couldn't take the pressure 1.4580 0.03258 393 246 114 33
221 And, his policies are ruining our schools. 1.4576 0.03275 413 264 109 40
222 Mezcal with TWO worms, please. 1.4574 0.03232 411 260 114 37
223 Well, if you’re cutting ME off, then it’s time I get to the point. ‘Member the goldfish you flushed when you was six? Yep, that’s right, Billy, it’s me. Mr. Mothaflipping Gulp Gulp. 1.4572 0.03352 409 265 101 43
224 I prefer being a big fish in a small bar. 1.4565 0.03191 425 270 116 39
225 I’m just killing time until the tide comes in. 1.4550 0.03331 367 229 109 29
226 I'd like something dry. 1.4543 0.03239 416 266 111 39
227 You just called me "Donald." I'm a grouper. Not a groper. 1.4543 0.03368 394 254 101 39
228 Yeah...I'll have another. I'm off the hook tonight. 1.4541 0.03214 414 263 114 37
229 Actually, most of us prefer red wine. 1.4541 0.03232 414 264 112 38
230 If you tell me, "there are plenty of fish in the sea," one more time... 1.4536 0.03021 399 241 135 23
231 I got free lip piercing today. 1.4534 0.03678 322 206 86 30
232 It’s okay—I’m an Emotional Support Fish. 1.4533 0.03649 353 232 82 39
233 And a little something for the seahorse I rode in on. 1.4529 0.03296 393 250 108 35
234 I'm just saying that a guy without gills selling Bass Ale is culturally appropriative. 1.4526 0.03392 411 271 94 46
235 Don't worry about it, I came here on my bike. 1.4523 0.03332 409 266 101 42
236 I used to drink like a sailor. 1.4521 0.03326 407 264 102 41
237 Which raises an interesting question - Is it worse to be a fish out of water, or a bartender out of scotch? 1.4521 0.03326 407 264 102 41
238 Yeah? And you bartend like a bald guy! 1.4505 0.03566 384 257 81 46
239 So I told her it was me or her cat. 1.4502 0.03243 402 256 111 35
240 You are talking to a fish on a barstool and you say I'm drunk? 1.4500 0.03486 360 232 94 34
241 You think I'm trying to be koi? 1.4489 0.03416 401 265 92 44
242 Yes, I said extra dry. 1.4485 0.03423 388 254 94 40
243 Yes, I saw "The Shape of Water." No, I don't know him. 1.4484 0.03386 397 260 96 41
244 She had this way of making me feel like I was the only fish in the sea. 1.4484 0.03232 397 252 112 33
245 I tried going dry, but it didn't work for me. 1.4481 0.03302 395 254 105 36
246 and I smoke like a chimney. 1.4478 0.03448 393 260 90 43
247 What! Never seen a fish out of water? 1.4478 0.03333 393 254 102 37
248 Hey, Mister--my eyes are up here! 1.4474 0.03831 304 198 76 30
249 I just know I'm getting canned tomorrow. 1.4473 0.03385 351 221 103 27
250 Worm--and hold the tequila." 1.4459 0.03344 388 251 101 36
251 Yeah well YOU drink like a bald guy with a stupid mustache. 1.4459 0.03518 388 260 83 45
252 ... so I say "Well of course I drink like one - what did you expect?" 1.4456 0.03435 386 254 92 40
253 When I said fill it to the gills, whose gills do you think I meant?! 1.4456 0.03275 386 246 108 32
254 The guy I got away from was over 8 feet tall and must have weighed more than 400 pounds! 1.4456 0.03570 386 261 78 47
255 I've been caught and released so many times, I've lost my self-esteem. 1.4454 0.03524 348 225 91 32
256 Make it one for my baby, and one more for the roe. 1.4450 0.03542 373 248 84 41
257 And make it a double...I'm on shore leave. 1.4448 0.03558 362 239 85 38
258 This time make sure there’s a worm in my tequila! 1.4436 0.03345 381 246 101 34
259 All I remember is that we met online. 1.4430 0.03412 377 246 95 36
260 Listen, pal, I don't mind being a fish out of water. I do mind being a fish out of Scotch. 1.4429 0.03490 359 234 91 34
261 Teach a man to buy me a drink. 1.4427 0.03528 375 250 84 41
262 You promised me barflies, Steve...Where are the barflies?? 1.4421 0.03453 380 251 90 39
263 Don’t judge, Mac, it was a rough day. My buddies are covered in wasabi right now. 1.4419 0.03479 344 221 94 29
264 Flush yourself, I told her. 1.4414 0.03457 367 240 92 35
265 I was the one that got away. 1.4410 0.03665 356 240 75 41
266 I'm supposed to find fault with every little thing. I'm a carp. 1.4409 0.03548 372 249 82 41
267 Yeah? Well you pour like a girl. 1.4407 0.03525 354 232 88 34
268 And just like that, she flushed me down the toilet. 1.4403 0.03516 352 230 89 33
269 No, I don’t want to see the sushi menu. 1.4403 0.03493 352 229 91 32
270 Not true. I drink like a human. 1.4402 0.03406 368 239 96 33
271 What does that even mean.... drink like a fish? 1.4402 0.03534 368 245 84 39
272 I just wasn’t gonna be someone’s trophy, you know? 1.4399 0.03441 366 239 93 34
273 I SAID one more! You got a herring problem? 1.4396 0.03366 364 234 100 30
274 Well, I'm tired of your carping too. 1.4396 0.03388 364 235 98 31
275 Does Tom Hanks still come in here? He used to date my sister. 1.4394 0.03386 371 241 97 33
276 I can't believe someone would steal my bicycle. I really needed it. 1.4385 0.03335 358 228 103 27
277 She said she didn't need me. Then she took my bicycle. 1.4377 0.03583 361 242 80 39
278 Water. Neat. And keep it coming. 1.4371 0.03459 350 227 93 30
279 I was dating this mermaid, But she left me for an octopus. I mean how can you compete with that? 1.4370 0.03411 357 231 96 30
280 Well, your sign said, ‘We serve fish.’ 1.4368 0.03520 348 228 88 32
281 I got a feeling they're going to can me at work tomorrow. 1.4367 0.03591 332 217 85 30
282 Water, and make it snappy. I'm dying here. 1.4365 0.03510 362 240 86 36
283 Really? My brother was in here last night? Total fluke. 1.4363 0.03461 353 230 92 31
284 At twenty bucks a martini it's no wonder you don't get many fish in here! 1.4350 0.03476 354 232 90 32
285 I really shouldn't. I have a tendency to get hooked. 1.4343 0.03385 350 225 98 27
286 I am scaling back" 1.4341 0.03599 334 220 83 31
287 ...And put it in a dirty glass, I intend to get polluted. 1.4339 0.03542 348 230 85 33
288 You think that's something? Well I had to swim upstream the entire length of the Columbia River over rapids and past marauding bears just for a one night stand! 1.4339 0.03399 348 224 97 27
289 'Listen, bub, if you knew sushi like I knew sushi...' 1.4339 0.03471 348 227 91 30
290 What do you mean “stop being Koi”? 1.4339 0.03611 348 233 79 36
291 Don't give me that 'no shoes, no shirt, no service' line ... 1.4335 0.03485 346 226 90 30
292 And don't think I won't know if you water it down. 1.4331 0.03475 344 224 91 29
293 Where I come from, every bar's a dive. 1.4331 0.03523 344 226 87 31
294 Got any of those little people crackers ? 1.4327 0.03496 312 198 93 21
295 LIMMERICK: A big mouthed bass name of Nick...was feeling a bit ichthyonic...He drank like a fish...And had only one wish..."Just give me one more gin and tonic." 1.4315 0.03648 343 231 76 36
296 It’s an unfortunate stereotype. I’m here for the pretzels. 1.4311 0.03470 341 222 91 28
297 I'll need more than just a splash. 1.4308 0.03427 325 207 96 22
298 I’m salmon on my mother’s side but I don’t look it. 1.4307 0.03534 339 223 86 30
299 And how exactly did you think Herring got pickled? 1.4303 0.03710 323 216 75 32
300 I bet you always thought it was just a saying. 1.4303 0.03632 323 213 81 29
301 Yeah, it was never going to work. Her mother never approved of the school I was in. 1.4303 0.03524 323 209 89 25
302 Hey, I know what we do in the water. I'll take it neat. 1.4302 0.03522 344 227 86 31
303 Yeah, I'm supposed to meet a friend here...he wears an antique diving suit and pops out of a treasure chest 1.4299 0.03814 314 212 69 33
304 One more for the river. 1.4299 0.03638 335 224 78 33
305 Of all the gin joints and aquariums in all the world and I meet G. Gordon Liddy. 1.4273 0.03601 330 219 81 30
306 I told her, 'those eggs look nothing like me.'" 1.4272 0.03577 316 206 85 25
307 ...sure, I know how to drink like one, but learning English was harder 1.4268 0.03564 328 216 84 28
308 Of course I'm not driving home. You think I want to end up in the tank? 1.4268 0.03642 328 219 78 31
309 Biggest damn fisherman you ever saw, twelve feet tall if he was an inch. Would've had him, but the line broke. 1.4268 0.03538 328 215 86 27
310 What wine would you recommend for trout? 1.4268 0.03538 328 215 86 27
311 I want the one with the worm. 1.4268 0.03564 328 216 84 28
312 I'm a good catch right ? 1.4268 0.03458 328 212 92 24
313 Woman trouble? Are you kidding? Since the Godfather movies, nobody wants to sleep with the fishes! 1.4268 0.03485 328 213 90 25
314 Are you trying to bait me? 1.4268 0.03590 328 217 82 29
315 Bourbon and water. Hold the bourbon. 1.4268 0.03564 328 216 84 28
316 Last I heard, she was headed upstream. 1.4264 0.03422 333 215 94 24
317 When do the mermaids usually show up? 1.4264 0.03499 326 212 89 25
318 I just told her to fish or cut bait, and she took me literally... 1.4263 0.03775 312 210 71 31
319 Do I look like I drove here ? 1.4259 0.03811 317 216 67 34
320 Who you calling a hooker? 1.4257 0.03952 296 202 62 32
321 This town will eat you alive. 1.4256 0.03870 289 193 69 27
322 And NO plastic straws, thank you! 1.4255 0.03583 322 212 83 27
323 Not only am I a, 'fish out of water' I'm a fish out of money. 1.4255 0.03556 322 211 85 26
324 I could use a bowl of water... if it’s not too much trouble. 1.4255 0.03767 322 219 69 34
325 You don't know how tired I am of hearing "Holy Mackerel " every time I come in this watering hole. 1.4253 0.03669 308 203 79 26
326 It’s going swimmingly, but suddenly on day three she tells me I stink. 1.4253 0.03782 308 207 71 30
327 He said he had bigger fish to fry! 1.4248 0.03597 306 199 84 23
328 Back in my day, we had to swim upstream, both ways! 1.4241 0.03654 323 216 77 30
329 My first wife thought I was quite a catch. 1.4237 0.03535 321 210 86 25
330 I assure you, I'm not being koi. 1.4235 0.03850 281 186 71 24
331 The guy who hooked me had to be at least 6'7" and 275 pounds... He was huge. 1.4232 0.03633 319 212 79 28
332 All he ever wants to do is play catch and release. 1.4232 0.03633 319 212 79 28
333 How many more shots ‘til I get to the worm? 1.4232 0.03578 319 210 83 26
334 When the rabbi and the priest get here,tell them the fish is waiting for them.. 1.4230 0.03663 305 201 79 25
335 So I says to her: "Baby, there are plenty of other fish in the sea." 1.4230 0.03513 305 196 89 20
336 Bass. Sea Bass. 1.4230 0.03634 305 200 81 24
337 Maybe YOU'VE had too much to BREATHE! 1.4227 0.03649 317 211 78 28
338 I love this watering hole 1.4227 0.03538 317 207 86 24
339 Do you have any idea how much it takes to drown my sorrows? 1.4227 0.03621 317 210 80 27
340 Yeah? Well there’s something “mannish” about you! 1.4222 0.03524 315 205 87 23
341 You're cutting me off? You're the one talking to a fish. 1.4222 0.03665 315 210 77 28
342 I’m telling you he was at least 10 feet tall. 1.4219 0.03786 301 202 71 28
343 Hey pal! If I wanted water in my drinks, I'd just stay at home. 1.4212 0.03641 311 206 79 26
344 Sorry, no sauce for you. We only serve Fish on Fridays. 1.4209 0.03881 297 202 65 30
345 Yeah, I was in a private school. It was just sink or swim. 1.4203 0.03688 276 178 80 18
346 Grow some legs she said. Yeah, that will just take about 400 million years. 1.4194 0.03561 310 203 84 23
347 And don't even get started with that "drink like a..." 1.4194 0.03761 310 210 70 30
348 There are NOT plenty of fish in the sea once you turn 40, Carl! 1.4194 0.03619 310 205 80 25
349 The only thing worse than a fish out of water is a bar out of gin. 1.4194 0.03532 310 202 86 22
350 I thought that it would be more enjoyable getting polluted here than in the river. 1.4188 0.03577 308 202 83 23
351 Oh yeah? Well,I drink like one too! 1.4188 0.03806 308 210 67 31
352 After you flushed me down the toilet, I thought I would never see you again. 1.4188 0.03834 308 211 65 32
353 So what the Hell did you expect me to drink like? 1.4188 0.03693 308 206 75 27
354 So I said, where is the nearest lagoon, and he thought I said saloon. 1.4188 0.03750 308 208 71 29
355 Did you think it was just an expression? 1.4188 0.03750 308 208 71 29
356 ...and the worst part is, I fell for it too. Hook, line, and sinker. 1.4188 0.03806 308 210 67 31
357 Well, if I'm a bottom-feeder, what does that make this place? 1.4188 0.03693 308 206 75 27
358 Would you say I'm a good catch? 1.4178 0.03698 304 203 75 26
359 I need to get tanked and make it quick. 1.4175 0.03655 309 206 77 26
360 Well, of course I drink like a fish. What else am I going to drink like?? 1.4175 0.03851 309 213 63 33
361 If I wanted water, I would’ ve stayed home. 1.4172 0.03594 302 198 82 22
362 Nothing right now. I'm trying to scale back. 1.4167 0.03672 300 199 77 24
363 You'll see more of us with this global warming! 1.4164 0.03569 305 200 83 22
364 Do I look like I want it dry? 1.4161 0.03861 286 193 67 26
365 I found Nemo, but now I’m really trying to find myself.” 1.4158 0.03686 291 192 77 22
366 How much am I on the hook for? 1.4154 0.03757 272 178 75 19
367 I’m trying to get filleted tonight,if you catch my drift. 1.4150 0.03784 294 198 70 26
368 She left me for a goldfish. EVERYONE wants a goldfish. Just you wait, in a ​few weeks that relationship will be down the drain. 1.4149 0.03931 282 192 63 27
369 Yeah but I swim like a man 1.4149 0.03899 282 191 65 26
370 Food pellets, koi pond, and 500,000 kids...she got it all in the divorce. 1.4148 0.03848 270 179 70 21
371 Out of water? What kind of a bar runs out of water? 1.4147 0.03828 299 204 66 29
372 Do you ever feel like your whole existence is just a setup for a bad joke? 1.4146 0.03850 287 194 67 26
373 I'm looking for a fish called Wanda 1.4141 0.03846 297 203 65 29
374 This is a dive, right? 1.4141 0.03757 297 200 71 26
375 You think it's easy to drown my sorrows? 1.4141 0.03787 297 201 69 27
376 Line'em up, I have a reputation to uphold. 1.4141 0.03757 297 200 71 26
377 Something bracing. I've been swimming with the sharks all day. 1.4141 0.03665 297 197 77 23
378 Buddy, I’ve been in ponds that are less watered down.” 1.4137 0.04068 278 193 55 30
379 I'm not as fish as you drunk I am. 1.4134 0.04077 283 198 53 32
380 So? You breath like a human! 1.4133 0.03608 300 198 80 22
381 I'd rather hang around the bar than over the mantel. 1.4130 0.03667 293 194 77 22
382 I don't want you to give me a drink; I want you to teach me how to drink. 1.4130 0.03913 293 202 61 30
383 Keep 'em coming, I have a reputation to uphold. 1.4130 0.03698 293 195 75 23
384 Turns out there aren’t plenty of fish in the sea, after all. 1.4130 0.03761 293 197 71 25
385 And let me tell you, they got a lot wrong in The Shape of Water. 1.4118 0.03765 289 194 71 24
386 Why does everyone assume I'm a Pisces? 1.4116 0.03812 277 185 70 22
387 If I wanted water with my scotch would I be in here? 1.4113 0.03731 282 187 74 21
388 Another martini, Joe. I'm gonna get tanked tonight. 1.4111 0.03751 287 192 72 23
389 I drink to deal with the trolling. 1.4104 0.03828 268 178 70 20
390 Oh yeah? What am I supposed to drink like? 1.4103 0.03850 273 183 68 22
391 I’m going to smack that New Yorker intern who selects a lame “drink like a fish” caption for the top 3. 1.4103 0.03987 273 187 60 26
392 And you know what, it would be nice if- just once- these mobsters would ask if I wanted to sleep with any of these people. 1.4101 0.03835 278 187 68 23
393 If it looks like a fish, and drinks like a fish, it's probably a fish 1.4096 0.03904 271 183 65 23
394 Everyone in my school had a drinking problem. 1.4096 0.03834 271 181 69 21
395 Hey, Bub, I'm out of water. 1.4094 0.03853 254 167 70 17
396 Scotch, and 100 gallons of water. 1.4091 0.03887 286 196 63 27
397 That part was perfect for me, but Tom Hanks wanted Darryl Hannah. 1.4091 0.03855 286 195 65 26
398 Just so you know, I am offended equally by "stewed to the gills" and "drinks like a fish". 1.4091 0.03758 286 192 71 23
399 Sometimes I feel like a fish out of water. 1.4091 0.03823 286 194 67 25
400 They keep saying Gill, 'there's plenty of fish in the sea', but you look around I swear it's all plastic. 1.4091 0.03855 286 195 65 26
401 If you knew what we do in the water, you would stick to scotch too! 1.4091 0.03855 286 195 65 26
402 Evolution is for quitters! 1.4091 0.03625 286 188 79 19
403 Another double water on the rocks, please. And hold the clichés. 1.4091 0.03591 286 187 81 18
404 Yes, I'm out of water, but not out of money. Keep it flowing." 1.4091 0.05818 110 72 31 7
405 I'm here to get tanked! 1.4085 0.03776 284 191 70 23
406 Let me have a tequila with a worm and hold the tequila. 1.4085 0.03906 284 195 62 27
407 Don't judge. I got hooked. 1.4084 0.03811 262 173 71 18
408 And then she took my bicycle and left. 1.4078 0.04038 255 173 60 22
409 I'll have a pure Sea Water. Neat. No plastic. 1.4078 0.03989 282 196 57 29
410 Scotch and salt water. 1.4078 0.03795 282 190 69 23
411 Water.....neat. 1.4078 0.03625 282 185 79 18
412 Yes, I drink like like a fish, so what? 1.4078 0.03989 282 196 57 29
413 School was just not my thing. 1.4078 0.03795 282 190 69 23
414 But all she cares about is what school I went to. 1.4071 0.03745 280 187 72 21
415 My life’s headed straight down the toilet. 1.4071 0.03745 280 187 72 21
416 Well, YOU drink like a bartender. 1.4071 0.04009 280 195 56 29
417 No, I am not tanked! 1.4071 0.03711 280 186 74 20
418 It’s just a midstream crisis. 1.4070 0.03927 258 173 65 20
419 Last time I date a witch. 1.4065 0.03798 278 187 69 22
420 Hey, I got one for ya. What did the fish say when he swam into a concrete wall? Damn! 1.4065 0.03623 278 182 79 17
421 I'm drowning in debt, I can't float a loan, and my business is under water. Martini - very dry. 1.4065 0.03763 278 186 71 21
422 If you're seeing a fish, you're the one that's had enough. 1.4058 0.03782 276 185 70 21
423 Carp diem," that's what I always say. 1.4058 0.03851 276 187 66 23
424 What do you mean, "Be wary of Russian hookers?" 1.4058 0.03782 276 185 70 21
425 They want to arm our schools?! 1.4058 0.03782 276 185 70 21
426 I’ll know if you’re watering the drinks. 1.4058 0.03885 276 188 64 24
427 Ever think maybe you smell a little "Humany?" 1.4053 0.03788 264 175 71 18
428 That will do. I don’t want to have to crawl out of here. 1.4051 0.03657 274 180 77 17
429 I’ve been dealing with sharks at work all day. Make it a double! 1.4051 0.04006 274 190 57 27
430 Is your scotch wild or farm raised? 1.4046 0.04067 262 181 56 25
431 Certainly I want that with water 1.4044 0.03747 272 181 72 19
432 She fed me a line and here I am. 1.4044 0.03854 272 184 66 22
433 So then she says “I don’t think we should spawn anymore, but we can still be friends...” 1.4032 0.03649 253 163 78 12
434 My God, how hard can this be? Just put the water in a plastic bag. 1.4031 0.04037 258 177 58 23
435 As soon as I saw her, I was hooked. 1.4022 0.03791 271 182 69 20
436 Tell em, Mackie's back in town. 1.4022 0.04035 271 189 55 27
437 I miss the dive bar. 1.4022 0.03967 271 187 59 25
438 Scotch and water ... and hold the scotch. 1.4015 0.03661 269 177 76 16
439 But don't you think I'd make a great catch?" 1.4015 0.03699 269 178 74 17
440 Thirty years on the job and they replace me with some big fish just out of school... 1.4015 0.04022 269 187 56 26
441 I'm telling you, pal, he was so big I couldn't get him outta the boat!! 1.4015 0.03810 269 181 68 20
442 I can’t believe she was using me for bait. 1.4015 0.03846 269 182 66 21
443 Rejected? She flushed me down the toilet! 1.4015 0.03773 269 180 70 19
444 It all started when they flushed me down the toilet! 1.4007 0.03886 272 186 63 23
445 Line 'em up. I've got a reputation to defend. 1.4000 0.03811 265 178 68 19
446 Water, straight. And keep 'em coming 1.4000 0.03968 250 169 62 19
447 It turned out to be just another line. 1.4000 0.03773 265 177 70 18
448 Set 'em up Joe_I've got a little tail you ought to know. 1.3992 0.04015 263 182 57 24
449 I am out celebrating my promotion. Tomorrow I am being featured as the ‘catch of the day’! 1.3992 0.03675 263 173 75 15
450 The problem is, I can’t drown my sorrows. 1.3992 0.03942 263 180 61 22
451 Call me Fishmael. 1.3992 0.04122 263 185 51 27
452 Okay one more shot, but this time I want a worm in it! 1.3992 0.03868 263 178 65 20
453 What do you mean, stewed to the gills? 1.3992 0.03942 263 180 61 22
454 I’m sick and tired of living my life in a fishbowl. 1.3992 0.04030 248 169 59 20
455 All men want these days is a nice piece of bass. 1.3992 0.03948 248 167 63 18
456 I’m beginning to feel somewhat out of my depth here... 1.3992 0.03875 243 161 67 15
457 Oh yeah? Well, you pour like a bald guy! 1.3985 0.04180 261 185 48 28
458 Just water, thanks. 1.3985 0.03963 261 179 60 22
459 Not too dry 1.3984 0.03955 251 170 62 19
460 Mezcal staight up, extra worm, hold the hook. 1.3984 0.03995 251 171 60 20
461 I'll admit it-I got hooked on one of your bar flies. 1.3977 0.03869 259 175 65 19
462 She was looking to hook up. I just wanted to troll. 1.3977 0.03908 259 176 63 20
463 No, I didn't WALK into a bar. 1.3977 0.03869 259 175 65 19
464 I've been told this is an upscale establishment. 1.3977 0.03984 259 178 59 22
465 How many times have YOU been caught and released? 1.3977 0.03869 259 175 65 19
466 They drained the swamp. 1.3977 0.04167 259 183 49 27
467 You know, we have a saying too: "You breathe like a human." It ain't a compliment. 1.3977 0.03946 259 177 61 21
468 And then she tells me she’s a pescatarian.” 1.3977 0.03869 259 175 65 19
469 Gimme a grasshopper. 1.3977 0.04021 259 179 57 23
470 If I could drown my sorrows underwater, I wouldn't be here. 1.3977 0.03869 259 175 65 19
471 Sorry. We only serve fish on Good Friday. 1.3977 0.03869 259 175 65 19
472 So glad you threw out the “no shirt, no shoes..” policy, Carl. 1.3975 0.04116 244 168 55 21
473 Personally, I happen to think sea level rise is a good thing. 1.3975 0.04033 244 166 59 19
474 Just the chips, no fish. 1.3969 0.03928 257 175 62 20
475 And then, BAM! It hits me...I DO drink like a fish!! So why fight it 1.3969 0.04043 257 178 56 23
476 At least I’m not drunk as a skunk 1.3968 0.03943 252 171 62 19
477 I'm getting out of the upstream-to-spawn grind; I found a nice quiet aquarium, complete with a little castle. 1.3968 0.03743 247 162 72 13
478 So this is what you call a dive bar? 1.3966 0.04071 237 161 58 18
479 So now I'm a fish out of bourbon too? 1.3961 0.03988 255 175 59 21
480 I want a martini ... and it BETTER NOT BE DRY! 1.3961 0.03910 255 173 63 19
481 Ten thousand gallons of water, neat, in your largest plastic bag. And don’t forget the twist. 1.3961 0.03988 255 175 59 21
482 You ever felt like a fish outta' water? 1.3961 0.03536 255 164 81 10
483 No salt on the rim, I'm fresh water. 1.3959 0.03850 245 163 67 15
484 Sorry, we only serve fish on Fridays 1.3959 0.03978 245 166 61 18
485 Humans would drink this much, too, if you spawned 6 thousand kids a year and any piece of food you bit into might be a hook. 1.3951 0.04084 243 167 56 20
486 A metaphor often feels like a fish out of water. But a simile sits quietly, drinking like a fish. 1.3942 0.04149 241 167 53 21
487 What's your poisson? 1.3942 0.04149 241 167 53 21
488 If a halibut calls, I’m not here. 1.3942 0.04064 241 165 57 19
489 This is really hard to explain, but I'm also going to need a bicycle. 1.3939 0.04363 231 163 45 23
490 I should've stayed in school. 1.3937 0.03878 254 172 64 18
491 .... tell me about it. I have more than 10,000 kids, and I don't have a good relationship with any of them! 1.3937 0.03996 254 175 58 21
492 And then I was up for the lead in 'Flipper," but no, they had to have a guy with a blowhole and a goofy accent. 1.3937 0.04149 254 179 50 25
493 And quit calling me 'Chum"! 1.3937 0.03878 254 172 64 18
494 And that's why I'm never going back to my old school. 1.3933 0.04214 239 167 50 22
495 Have I told you the one about how I got away? 1.3933 0.04172 239 166 52 21
496 Tab please, I think I'll head home, spawn and die now. 1.3930 0.04257 229 159 50 20
497 One fish, two fish, red fish, blue fish — doesn’t matter, I’ve slept with ‘em all. 1.3929 0.03647 252 165 75 12
498 I think I'll go with a white wine. 1.3929 0.04057 252 175 55 22
499 I just can't seem to keep my head above water. 1.3922 0.03943 232 155 63 14
500 I'm looking for a long-term relationship. I'm tired of being the one that got away. 1.3920 0.03836 250 168 66 16
501 Back in the day I was a beautiful mermaid. And then along came Ariel...that bitch. 1.3919 0.04257 222 153 51 18
502 Don’t say it! I can stop any time I want. 1.3911 0.04062 248 172 55 21
503 Yes I’m emotional, I flushed my wife today. Now pour me another. 1.3911 0.04021 248 171 57 20
504 She asked me to swim upstream with her. But I'm not that kind of a fish. 1.3911 0.03981 248 170 59 19
505 I just feel like life has no porpoise. 1.3902 0.04244 246 175 46 25
506 If they call from Fulton's, don't tell them I'm here. 1.3902 0.04165 246 173 50 23
507 Have you tried fish oil for that hair loss? 1.3902 0.04084 246 171 54 21
508 If it's Dory, I ain't here! 1.3902 0.04084 246 171 54 21
509 How do you know there are plenty of fish in the sea? 1.3902 0.03876 246 166 64 16
510 First of all, a fish can't walk into a bar. 1.3902 0.03833 246 165 66 15
511 Beefeaters please. 1.3902 0.04165 246 173 50 23
512 I'm waiting for my solemate." 1.3902 0.04002 246 169 58 19
513 Not too drunk to ride my bicycle. 1.3902 0.04165 246 173 50 23
514 Anything, as long as it's not on the rocks. 1.3898 0.03941 236 159 62 15
515 YOU wait an hour before swimming. 1.3896 0.04227 231 161 50 20
516 Do you have change for a fin? 1.3896 0.03951 231 155 62 14
517 Go Fish my ass, we're playing poker this time! 1.3893 0.03939 244 166 61 17
518 I started drinking after I dropped out of school 1.3884 0.04088 242 168 54 20
519 Don’t even get me started on pescatarians 1.3884 0.04088 242 168 54 20
520 Go easy - I'm already tanked. 1.3884 0.04088 242 168 54 20
521 I need a drink. I feel like a fish out of water. 1.3884 0.04253 242 172 46 24
522 Hence, the simile. 1.3884 0.04088 242 168 54 20
523 So she lays 50,000 eggs into a little pit in the gravel. Is that supposed to turn my crank? 1.3884 0.03873 242 163 64 15
524 Water and a large bowl. 1.3884 0.03961 242 165 60 17
525 Not everyone supports draining the swamp. 1.3884 0.04004 242 166 58 18
526 I’ll take a water with a splash of salt 1.3884 0.04088 242 168 54 20
527 I'm looking for Wanda. 1.3884 0.04212 242 171 48 23
528 Water. Keep it coming. 1.3884 0.04004 242 166 58 18
529 I'm telling you that guy was huge, at least eight feet tall and all muscle, but I pulled him right into the lake! 1.3884 0.03829 242 162 66 14
530 ....out of water. Good one. 1.3884 0.04004 242 166 58 18
531 Then I dropped out of school... 1.3884 0.04171 242 170 50 22
532 My wife made me shave mine off. 1.3877 0.03896 227 151 64 12
533 Donald Trump doesn't know the first thing about 'catch and release', believe me. 1.3877 0.04323 227 160 46 21
534 Drink like a fish? No, never heard that one before 1.3875 0.03894 240 162 63 15
535 That's enough for me. I have to swim home. 1.3875 0.03894 240 162 63 15
536 That's large mouth not big mouth. 1.3875 0.03663 240 157 73 10
537 What happened? You used to pack 'em in like sardines here. 1.3875 0.03757 240 159 69 12
538 I was sent to tell you one more missed payment and you’ll be swimming with me! 1.3874 0.04371 191 129 50 12
539 I bet you'd serve me if I were a mermaid. 1.3874 0.04299 222 155 48 19
540 It's an upstream battle. 1.3874 0.04252 222 154 50 18
541 Pretty soon I'll be tanked. 1.3874 0.03953 222 148 62 12
542 No, I'm not a fish out of water. I'm a fish out of bourbon. Another double, bartender. And pronto. 1.3868 0.03990 243 167 58 18
543 He left me high and dry. 1.3866 0.03960 238 162 60 16
544 Look he knew I was a GOLDFISH before he married me! 1.3866 0.04092 238 165 54 19
545 I came here for compliments 1.3866 0.04344 238 171 42 25
546 NO SALT! 1.3864 0.04421 220 156 43 21
547 Seen any hookers in here?" 1.3859 0.04098 241 168 53 20
548 What I'm saying is there's gotta be more to life than just "spawn and die". 1.3859 0.03698 241 159 71 11
549 Good to be here Joe, I almost didn't get away this time. 1.3859 0.03836 241 162 65 14
550 ...and that’s how I got hooked. 1.3859 0.03925 241 164 61 16
551 I don't mean to be Koi, Roy. Just listen to me. 1.3857 0.04188 223 154 52 17
552 I don't drive. Would you take my school I.D.? 1.3857 0.04423 223 159 42 22
553 If I'm home late again, she'll batter me. 1.3853 0.04154 218 149 54 15
554 She left when she saw I was farm raised. 1.3850 0.03949 213 141 62 10
555 I'm benthic. She's pelagic. It just didn't work out. 1.3846 0.04180 208 141 54 13
556 I'm telling you, it's not easy being the one who got away. 1.3846 0.04003 234 160 58 16
557 I’m in the neighborhood house hunting. In a few years this is going to be prime off-shore real estate. 1.3846 0.04049 234 161 56 17
558 Light on the tequila, heavy on the worm. 1.3846 0.03816 234 156 66 12
559 Put. Those. Straws. Away. 1.3846 0.04854 143 95 41 7
560 Hey we have the same haircut 1.3846 0.04183 234 164 50 20
561 Can’t take the thought of getting back to school 1.3839 0.04026 224 152 58 14
562 And it was after I swallowed two plastic straws in one day when I just said enough with the ocean, I'm out! 1.3836 0.04337 219 154 46 19
563 H2O up straight please! 1.3833 0.04273 227 160 47 20
564 "Do you serve fish on Fridays? Yes or no? 1.3825 0.04364 217 153 45 19
565 Long time no sea. 1.3824 0.04345 204 141 48 15
566 Just in here looking for a piece of bass 1.3824 0.04455 204 143 44 17
567 Damn right, I drink like a fish. 1.3820 0.04192 233 164 49 20
568 What do you mean no shoes no service? 1.3820 0.03871 233 157 63 13
569 I'm a fish out of alcohol. 1.3820 0.04148 233 163 51 19
570 I am looking for a worm. He is probably hiding in one of your tequila bottles. 1.3820 0.04012 233 160 57 16
571 The next guy who says "I bet you drink like a fish" gets a fin in the face! 1.3820 0.04148 233 163 51 19
572 Did I tell you about the time I dropped out of school? 1.3820 0.03966 233 159 59 15
573 I told you I could drink like a fish. 1.3818 0.04223 220 153 50 17
574 No way. I piss in the water. 1.3813 0.05146 139 95 35 9
575 No, I really mean it -- I'm not being koi! 1.3812 0.04484 202 142 43 17
576 Carp, carp, carp. That's all she does. 1.3812 0.04316 202 139 49 14
577 So, long story short, I kissed the mermaid. 1.3810 0.03843 231 155 64 12
578 Yeah? Well, we say "drunk as a bald bartender", so back atcha. 1.3810 0.04261 231 164 46 21
579 She said there were plenty of other fish in the sea 1.3810 0.03744 231 153 68 10
580 What was I two drinks ago? 1.3810 0.04217 231 163 48 20
581 Level with me - I'm washed up, aren't I? 1.3810 0.03843 231 155 64 12
582 What do you mean you don't serve fish? 1.3810 0.04081 231 160 54 17
583 There aren't. There aren't plenty of fish! 1.3810 0.04034 231 159 56 16
584 I also plan to smoke like a chimney. Wanna make something of it? 1.3810 0.04217 231 163 48 20
585 ... and don't go telling me there are other fish in the sea. 1.3810 0.04217 231 163 48 20
586 Yes, wise-guy, I'm the one that got away. 1.3810 0.03940 231 157 60 14
587 Trust me, there are not plenty of fish in the sea. 1.3807 0.04045 218 148 57 13
588 What do you mean my ID looks fishy? 1.3805 0.03847 226 151 64 11
589 I'm just tired of dating betas. 1.3802 0.05282 121 81 34 6
590 Are you trying to kill me? I said no salt on the rim! 1.3802 0.05537 121 83 30 8
591 Of course I want salt on that margarita. Do I look like a fresh water fish? 1.3801 0.04109 221 152 54 15
592 I'm not out of water, idiot, I'm out of whiskey! 1.3801 0.04304 221 156 46 19
593 Koi, not coy. 1.3799 0.04242 229 162 47 20
594 You got anything to nibble on? 1.3799 0.04196 229 161 49 19
595 You know I don't have to come HERE to get polluted. 1.3799 0.04151 229 160 51 18
596 I guess you don't recognize me. I used to be small and orange. 1.3790 0.04183 219 152 51 16
597 He scribbled down his number and said, "Call me, Ishmael," but I knew he was just feeding me a line. 1.3789 0.04500 190 132 44 14
598 Your window says you serve fish. 1.3789 0.03885 227 153 62 12
599 I've learned to live with it -- a few drinks, and I get all Koi 1.3789 0.04080 227 157 54 16
600 I'm fixing to get stewed to the gills. 1.3789 0.04267 227 161 46 20
601 That last martini was too dry. 1.3789 0.03984 227 155 58 14
602 No shit, Sherlock. 1.3789 0.04175 227 159 50 18
603 I'm telling you, it's sink or swim out there. 1.3789 0.04128 227 158 52 17
604 It's not against the law to drink and swim, so don't start telling me when you think I've had enough! 1.3789 0.04032 227 156 56 15
605 Evolution is fake news 1.3781 0.04210 201 137 52 12
606 A fish out of water ALWAYS drinks like a fish. 1.3779 0.04407 217 155 42 20
607 Skip the drink. I'll have just a grasshopper. 1.3778 0.04200 225 158 49 18
608 Ha, ha. ‘Drink like a fish’, never heard that one before. 1.3778 0.04104 225 156 53 16
609 Louie, you now know how pickled herring become pickled herring. 1.3778 0.04055 225 155 55 15
610 Things are great! No hard feelings about flushing me down the toilet. 1.3778 0.04152 225 157 51 17
611 These shots are good, but I really want more of those barflies. 1.3778 0.04055 225 155 55 15
612 I’m a fish out of water, and I’m out of water. 1.3778 0.04055 225 155 55 15
613 Ariel changed, man. She really changed. 1.3776 0.04842 143 96 40 7
614 I'm perched. 1.3776 0.04220 196 133 52 11
615 Don’t worry, I have a designated swimmer. 1.3773 0.03748 220 145 67 8
616 I can't believe she left me for that cod. 1.3769 0.04115 199 134 55 10
617 But, man, she was one alluring hooker. 1.3767 0.04234 215 150 49 16
618 Polar ice caps are melting, oceans are warming and food supply is dwindling - so don't tell me to calm down! 1.3767 0.04336 215 152 45 18
619 Dropped out of my school, and never looked back! 1.3767 0.04177 223 156 50 17
620 I'll have a scotch and water. Lots of water. 1.3767 0.04177 223 156 50 17
621 Dropping out of my school to pursue soccer was my first mistake! I'm too afraid of the net. 1.3767 0.04177 223 156 50 17
622 It's me, Harry. I'm the victim of a phishing scam. 1.3767 0.04319 223 159 44 20
623 So that’s when she said she had it up the gills with me. 1.3767 0.04177 223 156 50 17
624 Just for fun - sparkling water 1.3767 0.04029 223 153 56 14
625 You hear the one about the shark, the dolphin and the manta ray swim into a sand bar? 1.3767 0.04225 223 157 48 18
626 Can you switch the TV to the Marlins game? 1.3762 0.04310 202 140 48 14
627 I don't understand. Her dating profile said she liked swimmers bodies. 1.3762 0.04532 202 144 40 18
628 I'd like a barfly. 1.3762 0.04194 202 138 52 12
629 Do you have paper straws? 1.3756 0.04614 197 141 38 18
630 Of all the gin joints in the world,I have to walk into the only one that sells sushi. 1.3756 0.04298 221 157 45 19
631 ...and right in the middle of it all, she calls me NEMO! 1.3756 0.04001 221 151 57 13
632 I'm gonna need a designated swimmer. 1.3756 0.03949 221 150 59 12
633 Come on... just one more for the river. 1.3756 0.04152 221 154 51 16
634 Last time I saw her, she said she’d drop me a line. I should have known then it was over. 1.3756 0.03790 221 147 65 9
635 Oh yeah, wiseguy? And what, pray tell, SHOULD I be drinking like? 1.3756 0.04202 221 155 49 17
636 And then I says to the guy, I says - Joe, they got you hook, line and sinker. 1.3756 0.04102 221 153 53 15
637 You don't serve fish huh? Then give me a hamburger. 1.3756 0.04250 221 156 47 18
638 She had me hook, line and sinker. 1.3756 0.04001 221 151 57 13
639 I'm celebrating my anniversary. I'm the one that got away. 1.3756 0.03844 221 148 63 10
640 A tuna, a grouper, and a shark walk into a bar .... 1.3756 0.04393 221 159 41 21
641 I only seem koi. 1.3756 0.04250 221 156 47 18
642 ...My old man just got sent up the river. 1.3756 0.03949 221 150 59 12
643 Yes, I'm new here - fresh off the boat as a matter of fact. 1.3756 0.04001 221 151 57 13
644 Yes, I'm carping. What did you expect? 1.3756 0.04001 221 151 57 13
645 I'm not driving, thank you. I rode my bicycle. 1.3756 0.04052 221 152 55 14
646 Set me up with a double water and keep em coming. 1.3756 0.04102 221 153 53 15
647 keep them coming -- if I pass out, you can hang me out to dry. 1.3756 0.04250 221 156 47 18
648 I don’t care if you believe it or not. Ancestry.com says that you’re my father! 1.3756 0.04393 221 159 41 21
649 One more, then flush me home. 1.3756 0.04346 221 158 43 20
650 Tonight I’m getting tanked. 1.3756 0.04152 221 154 51 16
651 On the rocks? What am I, a starfish? 1.3750 0.04277 208 145 48 15
652 I was told this is a dive bar. 1.3744 0.04024 219 150 56 13
653 Listen, we're all fish out of water now. 1.3744 0.04127 219 152 52 15
654 Scaling back just rubs me the wrong way. 1.3744 0.04227 219 154 48 17
655 I tried that line, but she still wouldn’t bite. 1.3744 0.04024 219 150 56 13
656 If I pass out, call a taxi instead of flushing me down the toilet. 1.3744 0.04075 219 151 54 14
657 No, I REALLY need to get tanked. 1.3744 0.04127 219 152 52 15
658 Yeah, well you’re bald. 1.3744 0.04373 219 157 42 20
659 One disadvantage is we cannot drown our sorrows 1.3744 0.04276 219 155 46 18
660 Seriously, I’m think about going back to school. 1.3744 0.03998 203 136 58 9
661 Please, don’t start with the “there are other fish in the sea” speech... 1.3741 0.05234 139 97 32 10
662 You don't have a fishbowl? How about a fish platter, then?" (By Beatriz Whitford, age 7, Chicago IL 1.3736 0.04637 174 121 41 12
663 I invited Sandra out - but she’s a little koi 1.3733 0.03994 217 148 57 12
664 It was her fishnet stockings that hooked me... 1.3731 0.05471 134 95 28 11
665 One more for the stream 1.3731 0.04489 201 143 41 17
666 I'm waiting for my friend, Gefilte. The Putz is always late! 1.3727 0.04111 220 153 52 15
667 No sir, I'll know I've hit bottom when I see the flounder. 1.3721 0.04176 215 150 50 15
668 I'm a fish out of bourbon. 1.3721 0.04279 215 152 46 17
669 Water! Make it a double! And keep 'em coming! 1.3721 0.04124 215 149 52 14
670 My mortgage is underwater. 1.3719 0.04229 199 137 50 12
671 I'll have one more for the river. 1.3719 0.04229 199 137 50 12
672 I hate facing the parents at "back to school" night. 1.3719 0.04685 199 145 34 20
673 No! My name’s not Wanda. 1.3711 0.04239 194 133 50 11
674 Thank you, I'm flattered. But you need to know that my husband is a plastic sturgeon. 1.3711 0.04239 194 133 50 11
675 Yeah, and I smoke like a chimney, too. 1.3711 0.04484 194 137 42 15
676 I always feel safer in a vegan bar. 1.3709 0.04201 213 149 49 15
677 Got any 12 year old Hudson River back there? 1.3709 0.04201 213 149 49 15
678 Think about it - why call it Earth and not Planet Ocean? 1.3706 0.04435 197 139 43 15
679 Of course I drink like a fish! What else would I drink like?! 1.3706 0.04493 197 140 41 16
680 To the gills, Manny. To the gills. 1.3706 0.04376 197 138 45 14
681 Hey Bartender, I'm outta water here. 1.3706 0.04435 197 139 43 15
682 I drink like a fish? Oh, that's hilarious. I've never heard that one before. 1.3706 0.04493 197 140 41 16
683 You don't happen to have some of those cute little Goldfish Crackers do you? 1.3706 0.04376 197 138 45 14
684 Well, I am a fish so yes I drink like one. 1.3706 0.04493 197 140 41 16
685 So, a fish walks into a bar and says to the barkeep: 'Have I got a tale for you'. 1.3702 0.04046 208 142 55 11
686 ... so then that she called me a bottom feeder and spawned with some bass player! 1.3700 0.04388 200 141 44 15
687 This is who I am. I don't play koi. 1.3700 0.04445 200 142 42 16
688 You know, where I'm from, the drinks are free. 1.3700 0.04388 200 141 44 15
689 Fish? We prefer "Underwater Americans". 1.3696 0.04523 184 129 42 13
690 We only serve fish of Fridays 1.3695 0.04397 203 144 43 16
691 Is this my dream or is it yours, Phil. If it's mine, give me another gin and tonic. 1.3688 0.05074 141 98 34 9
692 Betas can be alphas too, chum! 1.3682 0.04312 201 141 46 14
693 My first choice was “screw like a rabbit,” next was “eat like a pig,” but they gave me this simile. 1.3682 0.04370 201 142 44 15
694 Do you know a fish called Wanda? 1.3682 0.04254 201 140 48 13
695 I'll have one for the roe. 1.3682 0.04195 201 139 50 12
696 No, I'm not a fish out of water, I'm a fish out of Scotch - fill em all up please! 1.3679 0.04315 212 151 44 17
697 It's not easy being orange these days! 1.3673 0.04266 196 136 48 12
698 I'm here to feed the stereotype. 1.3671 0.04169 207 144 50 13
699 Who invites a fish to a dry wedding? 1.3671 0.04280 207 146 46 15
700 And I'm sick of those "Roe vs. Wade" jokes! 1.3671 0.04334 207 147 44 16
701 I'll have a Grasshopper, please. 1.3671 0.04169 207 144 50 13
702 Funny, where I come from, they say I drink like an Wall Street trader. 1.3671 0.04224 207 145 48 14
703 “Turns out I do need a bicycle after all.” 1.3671 0.04441 207 149 40 18
704 Thanks for letting me off the hook tonight. 1.3671 0.04334 207 147 44 16
705 The key, Bill, is everything in moderation. Don't get hooked. 1.3671 0.03996 207 141 56 10
706 Water. With a splash of scotch. 1.3671 0.04224 207 145 48 14
707 I'm meeting a mermaid for drinks. 1.3671 0.04388 207 148 42 17
708 What? You said a fin would cover it! 1.3671 0.04224 207 145 48 14
709 Which part of "wet Martini" do you not understand? 1.3669 0.05221 139 98 31 10
710 You’re from Martha’s Vineyard, Louie? Me too, I went to school there. 1.3668 0.04281 199 139 47 13
711 And I fell for her lies, hook, line, and sinker" 1.3668 0.04398 199 141 43 15
712 There’s plenty of fish to in the sea, she says. And that’s when it hits me: Hey, this ain’t just a saying. 1.3668 0.04398 199 141 43 15
713 Look, I’ve heard every “drinks like a fish joke”, OK 1.3668 0.04398 199 141 43 15
714 Did I ever tell you about the one I got away from? 1.3665 0.04587 191 137 38 16
715 OK, I'll take the bait, who DO I remind you of? 1.3665 0.04465 191 135 42 14
716 Lou, would I lie to you? I'm fine to dive home tonight. 1.3662 0.03977 213 146 56 11
717 Do I judge you? I do not. 1.3662 0.05239 142 101 30 11
718 Don’t gimme “there’s plenty of fish in the sea” nonsense. 1.3659 0.04416 205 147 41 17
719 Oh yeah? Well you serve like a bartender! 1.3659 0.04307 205 145 45 15
720 They're always asking,"where's Nemo",never "how's Nemo." 1.3659 0.04523 205 149 37 19
721 And another thing...don't call me "chum" anymore. 1.3659 0.04307 205 145 45 15
722 What’s the drink that comes with a worm? 1.3659 0.04194 205 143 49 13
723 My doctor said to stay hydrated. 1.3659 0.04251 205 144 47 14
724 You're baiting me. 1.3659 0.04194 205 143 49 13
725 Yes, I know I'm a cliché. 1.3659 0.04251 205 144 47 14
726 I don't drink like a fish; but my father, there was a fish who could drink. 1.3659 0.04362 205 146 43 16
727 Yeah? Well there's a good reason why I carp about everything! 1.3659 0.04194 205 143 49 13
728 Oh, YOU don't like it when people knock on the table to get your attention?!? 1.3659 0.04416 205 147 41 17
729 So I'm talking out of school - so what? 1.3659 0.04307 205 145 45 15
730 Listen, Larry, you try growing up a giant, anthropomorphized carp and see if you don’t toss back a few too many from time to time. 1.3659 0.04362 205 146 43 16
731 I used to be a small fish in a big pond, but now. . . 1.3659 0.04251 205 144 47 14
732 Yeah and you breathe like a mammal! 1.3659 0.04137 205 142 51 12
733 A rabbi and a priest suggested I come in here. 1.3659 0.04194 205 143 49 13
734 So a perch, a minnow, and a rabbitfish go into a bar... 1.3659 0.04307 205 145 45 15
735 Let me tell ya about being a big fish in a small pond. 1.3659 0.04019 205 140 55 10
736 Tell the ladies I'm the catch of the day. 1.3655 0.04309 197 138 46 13
737 I got here on my bicycle." 1.3654 0.04527 208 152 36 20
738 Actually, learning to sit on a bar stool was harder than learning to drink from a glass. 1.3652 0.05430 115 79 30 6
739 And then I'm going to need you to pour it over my gills. 1.3651 0.04496 189 134 41 14
740 How many more shots is it going to take to get to that worm? 1.3651 0.04432 189 133 43 13
741 Drowning my sorrows just isn't working for me 1.3650 0.04846 137 93 38 6
742 If it's got a worm, I'll drink it! 1.3649 0.04220 211 149 47 15
743 Give Me one for my baby and one more for the roe 1.3649 0.04529 211 155 35 21
744 Do you have any of those gold fish crackers? 1.3649 0.04056 211 146 53 12
745 ...and you drink like a bald guy with a moustache! 1.3649 0.04056 211 146 53 12
746 Pick my poisson. 1.3649 0.04166 211 148 49 14
747 I’m telling you- she was the one that got away. 1.3649 0.04273 211 150 45 16
748 Hook me up. 1.3646 0.04384 192 135 44 13
749 I am not making this up. He was the biggest guy I ever caught. At least 14 feet tall. 1.3645 0.04220 203 142 48 13
750 People tell me I'm quite a catch. 1.3645 0.04220 203 142 48 13
751 Ain't no bigger fish to fry than me, pal. 1.3645 0.04220 203 142 48 13
752 Fish out of water? No, I’m a fish out of bourbon. Now pour me another! 1.3645 0.03920 203 137 58 8
753 If my wife calls, I’m not here. She doesn’t like my getting tanked. 1.3645 0.04220 203 142 48 13
754 Sometimes I really do feel that I need a bicycle. 1.3645 0.04445 203 146 40 17
755 So, first off, how am I supposed to ‘walk’ into a bar? 1.3645 0.04162 203 141 50 12
756 Ten billion years of evolution and I still can’t frickin’ walk! 1.3641 0.04579 184 131 39 14
757 I'm very old school. 1.3641 0.04447 184 129 43 12
758 Say it and you Die. 1.3641 0.04707 184 133 35 16
759 It was the worm that caught my attention at first, but now I'm hooked on tequila. 1.3641 0.04337 195 137 45 13
760 ...and make it dry this time 1.3636 0.04170 198 137 50 11
761 Sheesh, not all mackerels are holy. 1.3632 0.04246 201 141 47 13
762 This stuff goes right through me. 1.3632 0.04305 201 142 45 14
763 I'm not eating tonight, afraid of getting caught. 1.3632 0.04128 201 139 51 11
764 I'm outta water. 1.3632 0.04246 201 141 47 13
765 I’m telling you, the hook was this big. 1.3632 0.04475 201 145 39 17
766 I’d like one for my baby, and one more for the roe. 1.3632 0.04246 201 141 47 13
767 She got the castle in the divorce 1.3632 0.04305 201 142 45 14
768 I just wanna get tanked. 1.3632 0.04128 201 139 51 11
769 Yeah, I’m the one that got away! 1.3632 0.04285 190 132 47 11
770 I'm going to need a bigger glass. 1.3626 0.04198 182 124 50 8
771 Is it red or white that goes with fish? 1.3622 0.04559 185 132 39 14
772 So Aquaman gets top billing and a cut of the gross. Me? Union minimum. 1.3622 0.04559 185 132 39 14
773 You do realize it’s physically impossible to drown my sorrows. 1.3618 0.04153 199 138 50 11
774 Actually Mario, I feel like carp. 1.3618 0.04332 199 141 44 14
775 So I told the genie I'd make one more wish just for the "hell of it", but he heard "halibut". 1.3618 0.04448 199 143 40 16
776 I thought this was a wet bar! 1.3618 0.04091 199 137 52 10
777 I am the story 1.3618 0.04091 199 137 52 10
778 Hey, I would be home now if I wanted to drown my sorrows! 1.3618 0.04153 199 138 50 11
779 Well what did you expect? Of course I drink like a fish. 1.3617 0.04379 188 132 44 12
780 I'm telling you, the fisherman was only this tall. Maybe seven inches, tops. Craziest thing I've ever seen. 1.3604 0.04419 197 141 41 15
781 What?! This isn't a wet bar? 1.3604 0.04240 197 138 47 12
782 I'll just have my usual, sex on the beach. 1.3604 0.04478 197 142 39 16
783 That's drink AS a fish. 1.3604 0.04535 197 143 37 17
784 Where did you think the expression "Drinks like a fish" came from? 1.3604 0.04240 197 138 47 12
785 That’s highly offensive. How would you like it if I said you drink like a human? 1.3604 0.04478 197 142 39 16
786 Back in the day, a fish could get a drink in this place without the third degree. 1.3604 0.04360 197 140 43 14
787 And no, I did not sleep with Luca Brasi. 1.3604 0.04592 197 144 35 18
788 ...so she says, You never take me anywhere...we just swim around in circles and I'm like, Circles? - it's a square glass pool....and she's like.... 1.3600 0.04196 200 140 48 12
789 You try watching all your friends get flushed and see how you cope. 1.3600 0.04314 200 142 44 14
790 So he trolled me for a week thinking I was a grouper! 1.3590 0.04267 195 137 46 12
791 So then Kafka said to me ... 1.3590 0.04328 195 138 44 13
792 No. Sagittarius. 1.3590 0.04449 195 140 40 15
793 Would you happen to have a spare bathtub I could crash in? 1.3590 0.04508 195 141 38 16
794 Tequila summer cocktail, please. Leave the worm. 1.3590 0.04389 195 139 42 14
795 Just one. I'm drying out. 1.3587 0.04438 184 130 42 12
796 Yeah I know.And I look like one too! 1.3587 0.04570 184 132 38 14
797 I”ll have a tequila and put the worm on a hook” 1.3587 0.04505 184 131 40 13
798 Looks like a fish, swims like a fish, drinks like a fish....buddy I must be a fish! 1.3587 0.04570 184 132 38 14
799 Say, you wouldn't know where I could find someone to hook up with? 1.3587 0.04505 184 131 40 13
800 Just give me anything with a couple of sardines in it. 1.3587 0.04505 184 131 40 13
801 Salt the rim. 1.3587 0.04505 184 131 40 13
802 Hey, mouth breather, how 'bout another round? 1.3587 0.04371 184 129 44 11
803 No, we met IN the net, and it was NOT a hook-up. 1.3587 0.04233 184 127 48 9
804 Don't tell me I've had enough. You're the guy talking to a fish! 1.3587 0.04438 184 130 42 12
805 Well, I like coming here because you DO water down the drinks. 1.3587 0.04371 184 129 44 11
806 No plastic straws 1.3586 0.04516 198 144 37 17
807 You try paying for a private school. 1.3586 0.04342 198 141 43 14
808 I only drink for the oxygen. 1.3586 0.04342 198 141 43 14
809 There were too many fish in the sea... 1.3586 0.04459 198 143 39 16
810 No, I won't stop carping about the environment. It's who I am. 1.3575 0.04231 193 135 47 11
811 Two more shots, then I'll tell you about the time I met Moby Dick. 1.3575 0.04357 193 137 43 13
812 Listen, pal, I can always tell when someone's watering down my drinks! 1.3571 0.04668 182 132 35 15
813 The hook-up culture really doesn’t work for me. 1.3571 0.04469 182 129 41 12
814 Aquarius. You? 1.3571 0.04331 182 127 45 10
815 Listen pal, if you're not at the bar you're on the menu. 1.3571 0.04536 182 130 39 13
816 Yeah? Well you bartend like a human! 1.3571 0.04733 182 133 33 16
817 Being out of water is nothing. Why are YOU out of scotch?! 1.3571 0.04668 182 132 35 15
818 Float like a butterfly, drink like a fish. 1.3571 0.04469 182 129 41 12
819 Don't worry, pal, I'll just swim home. 1.3560 0.04193 191 133 48 10
820 Me? Just another koi meets girl, koi loses girl story. 1.3560 0.04630 191 140 34 17
821 And leave the bottle. I just got out of the tank. 1.3560 0.04322 191 135 44 12
822 I need water, lots of it, and a taxi to the river. 1.3560 0.04059 191 131 52 8
823 Give me one for my baby, and one for the roe. 1.3560 0.04747 191 142 30 19
824 I need a bicycle. 1.3557 0.04578 194 142 35 17
825 Are you serving the little goldfish snacks? 1.3556 0.04288 180 125 46 9
826 A Jesus fish, Gefilte fish, and Angelfish walk into a sand bar... 1.3556 0.04636 180 130 36 14
827 The truth is, I'm kind of afraid of drying out. 1.3556 0.04500 180 128 40 12
828 Make it a double. I've been totally underwater at work. 1.3553 0.04411 197 142 40 15
829 Do I want a straw!? Are you trying to kill me!? 1.3552 0.04582 183 132 37 14
830 Shark Week, Shark Week, Shark Week - what about Goldfish Week? 1.3552 0.04516 183 131 39 13
831 You shoulda seen the size of that fisherman! 1.3552 0.04516 183 131 39 13
832 I know what you're thinking and I already resent it. 1.3552 0.04582 183 132 37 14
833 I don’t know, sometimes I just feel like a fish out of water. 1.3552 0.04449 183 130 41 12
834 Sometimes I just feel like a fish out of water. 1.3552 0.04516 183 131 39 13
835 When my wife told me there were a lot more fish in the pond I knew it was over. 1.3552 0.04516 183 131 39 13
836 Of course I drink like a fish. 1.3552 0.04774 183 135 31 17
837 Look, sir, I've been way more tanked than this! 1.3552 0.04381 183 129 43 11
838 If I drank like a fish, do you think I'd be hanging out in this dive? 1.3551 0.04802 138 95 37 6
839 What do you mean you don't get it? The lobster was a ventriloquist. 1.3545 0.04219 189 132 47 10
840 My wife just left me and my business is underwater. 1.3543 0.05065 127 88 33 6
841 Yeah? Well, you drink like a little bald man. 1.3536 0.04547 181 130 38 13
842 No, I don't drink water! Fish have sex in it. 1.3526 0.04066 190 131 51 8
843 And I'll know if it's watered down. 1.3526 0.04267 190 134 45 11
844 In retrospect, I should NOT have taken the kids to see the sharks. 1.3526 0.03927 190 129 55 6
845 I'm a fish, what kind of handshake did you expect. 1.3523 0.04285 193 137 44 12
846 So my problem is, I can hold my liquor, I just can't hold my water. 1.3523 0.04530 193 141 36 16
847 …..no, I didn’t get the job. The guy said I had a weak handshake.” 1.3520 0.04369 179 126 43 10
848 I, too, was once peed on by a Russian. 1.3511 0.04489 188 136 38 14
849 Your sign lured me in. 1.3511 0.04227 188 132 46 10
850 ...and don’t water it down.... 1.3500 0.04624 160 113 38 9
851 They sent me a dead mobster wrapped in newspaper, like that's gonna scare me or somethin'. 1.3497 0.04572 183 133 36 14
852 Do you have something that goes well with fish? 1.3497 0.04572 183 133 36 14
853 If you see him, tell him the one that got away is looking for him. 1.3497 0.04301 183 129 44 10
854 So a catfish, a bass and a shark walk into a bar... 1.3497 0.04572 183 133 36 14
855 What’s your best water? 1.3497 0.04506 183 132 38 13
856 I can’t believe it, Jimmy. She left me for a Betta male. 1.3497 0.04506 183 132 38 13
857 I am not fishing for a compliment. I just want a drink. 1.3497 0.04439 183 131 40 12
858 "Let 'em try to drain the swamp! 1.3497 0.04572 183 133 36 14
859 It's sink or swim out there. 1.3497 0.04439 183 131 40 12
860 Bartender, call me a crab. 1.3497 0.04637 183 134 34 15
861 I just dare you to say it! I dare you! 1.3497 0.04572 183 133 36 14
862 Gills just wanna have fun 1.3497 0.04439 183 131 40 12
863 I also throw like a girl 1.3497 0.04159 183 127 48 8
864 What? You thought it was just an expression? 1.3497 0.04370 183 130 42 11
865 I’ll tell YOU when I’m loaded to the gills, friend. 1.3497 0.04370 183 130 42 11
866 So, what if I am sloshed to the gills? 1.3497 0.04231 183 128 46 9
867 I'm a cliché? That's rich coming from the mustached dive bartender doling out life advice to his lone customer. 1.3497 0.04506 183 132 38 13
868 The funny thing about drinking like a fish is that you can't ever drown your sorrows. 1.3495 0.04186 186 130 47 9
869 Luca Brasi says hello. 1.3495 0.04322 186 132 43 11
870 Sigh. All my life, I have been a fish out of water. 1.3495 0.04890 186 141 25 20
871 You’re gonna love this one...A swordfish, a catfish, and a jellyfish walk into a bar... 1.3495 0.04646 186 137 33 16
872 ANOTHER ONE because 'carp diem!,' and all that. 1.3495 0.04322 186 132 43 11
873 Cut off?! I've been drinking like a fish since before you could swim. 1.3495 0.04389 186 133 41 12
874 People say I drink like a fish but they never consider that I identify as a horse! 1.3495 0.04455 186 134 39 13
875 Heavy on the water. 1.3495 0.04255 186 131 45 10
876 She said she just couldn’t see herself with someone who tested positive for PCBs. 1.3488 0.04405 172 121 42 9
877 How else do you think a herring gets pickled? 1.3481 0.04330 181 128 43 10
878 Are you telling me I can't drown my sorrows here? 1.3481 0.04671 181 133 33 15
879 Six more bourbon and waters, hold the bourbon. 1.3481 0.04469 181 130 39 12
880 No my name is not Wanda. I guess all fish look alike to you guys. 1.3481 0.04185 181 126 47 8
881 I don't care that his name is Amirror, he's been staring at me all night and I'm just drunk enough to say something. 1.3481 0.04736 181 134 31 16
882 I'm just looking for a hook up tonight 1.3481 0.04258 181 127 45 9
883 What do you mean it's time for me to 'dry out'? 1.3481 0.04604 181 132 35 14
884 I can do anything. Sometimes I just grab em by the gills. 1.3481 0.04671 181 133 33 15
885 I smoke like a chimney too! 1.3481 0.04671 181 133 33 15
886 I know I'm a good catch but lately a lot of creepy looking men keep trying to reel me in. 1.3481 0.04800 181 135 29 17
887 You should have seen the action I was getting when 'The Shape of Water' was out. 1.3481 0.04604 181 132 35 14
888 So I drink like a fish. You got a problem with that? 1.3481 0.04400 181 129 41 11
889 Do you have Absolute Worm? 1.3481 0.04330 181 128 43 10
890 Nobody is cutting me off until I get to that worm! 1.3481 0.04469 181 130 39 12
891 OK, just one more quick one before they start missing me at the bowl. 1.3481 0.04258 181 127 45 9
892 I'm not out of water. I'm out of gin! 1.3481 0.04604 181 132 35 14
893 I took one nap and my whole life was flushed down the toilet. 1.3481 0.04185 181 126 47 8
894 Don't mess with me. I just got out of the tank. 1.3481 0.04111 181 125 49 7
895 You'd drink like me too if you had 1,000 kids. 1.3481 0.04258 181 127 45 9
896 Look, pal, are you going to help me drown my troubles or not? 1.3481 0.04258 181 127 45 9
897 Another mescal and don't forget the worm this time! 1.3464 0.04137 179 124 48 7
898 Listen buddy, I had the orange complexion down a long time ago - but you don’t see me up at the crack of dawn to tweet about it. 1.3464 0.04430 179 128 40 11
899 Ever since he drained the swamp, I've felt like a fish out of water." 1.3464 0.04430 179 128 40 11
900 Actually, I drink like an alcoholic. Now keep 'em comin'. 1.3464 0.04430 179 128 40 11
901 Call me a cab, I shouldn't dive," 1.3464 0.04638 179 131 34 14
902 I drink like a fish therefore I am a fish! 1.3464 0.04638 179 131 34 14
903 You should have seen the guy I caught today. 1.3464 0.04358 179 127 42 10
904 Look, I'm a herring, dammit...and if I want to get pickled, I'm going to get pickled! 1.3464 0.04212 179 125 46 8
905 I'm hoping to meet someone who likes to throw 'em back 1.3464 0.04638 179 131 34 14
906 So you're a Pisces too! 1.3464 0.04569 179 130 36 13
907 They say I slept with Luca Brasi. 1.3464 0.04569 179 130 36 13
908 Oh, yeah? I bet you smoke like a chimney, baldy. 1.3464 0.04638 179 131 34 14
909 And at these prices, you won't get many more. 1.3464 0.04771 179 133 30 16
910 Go ahead, say it. I drink like a what? Go on, say it to my gills. 1.3464 0.04500 179 129 38 12
911 Then she tells me - there's plenty of you in the sea. 1.3464 0.04430 179 128 40 11
912 Yes, I drink like a fish, but I'm not getting hooked! 1.3464 0.04569 179 130 36 13
913 I'll have another water on the rocks, please, extra salt. 1.3464 0.04638 179 131 34 14
914 So then she goes, you look nothing like your profile and calls me a catfish. 1.3464 0.04569 179 130 36 13
915 So I said to the cop, "How could I possibly be texting and driving? I got no thumbs." 1.3464 0.04430 179 128 40 11
916 And don't water it down this time! 1.3464 0.04286 179 126 44 9
917 Listen buddy, I'm not hooked on anything 1.3464 0.04286 179 126 44 9
918 But if you teach a man how to be a fish, he can drink all day long every day. 1.3464 0.04638 179 131 34 14
919 If you won't let me drive home can I at least borrow your bicycle? 1.3464 0.04705 179 132 32 15
920 Look bud, I'd say my problem right now is I'm a fish outta whiskey 1.3464 0.04286 179 126 44 9
921 In fifty years, this whole city will be under water — and I'll be where you are, refusing YOU your seventh tequila! 1.3457 0.04350 188 135 41 12
922 Yeah, I swam with sharks once. It started me drinking" 1.3446 0.04163 177 123 47 7
923 ...and boom, the next day the sunken treasure is missing, Lulu’s floating upside-down over the bubbler, and I’ve got 500 babies to support and a case of ick like the world’s never seen. So don’t tell me I’ve had enough. 1.3446 0.04807 177 132 29 16
924 No, I don't like the Dolphins on Sunday. I think they're too smart for their own good. 1.3446 0.04239 177 124 45 8
925 I'm funny how, I mean funny like I'm a clown fish? 1.3446 0.04388 177 126 41 10
926 I’m between ponds right now. 1.3446 0.04239 177 124 45 8
927 You know what really pisses me off? When I hear someone say that he feels like a ‘fish out of water’. Like he could have even the tiniest clue what that feels like! 1.3446 0.04460 177 127 39 11
928 We're gonna need a bigger glass. 1.3446 0.04532 177 128 37 12
929 . . . my wife's sleeping with Jimmy Hoffa. 1.3446 0.04602 177 129 35 13
930 The priest and the rabbi couldn't make it. 1.3446 0.04388 177 126 41 10
931 Forget the tequila, just bring me the worm! 1.3446 0.04602 177 129 35 13
932 No, really...I’m the one that got away. 1.3446 0.04239 177 124 45 8
933 Make it quick, I don't have a lot of time. 1.3446 0.04314 177 125 43 9
934 I've only been out of school a week and already I'm hooked! 1.3446 0.04239 177 124 45 8
935 Fin and tonic, please. 1.3446 0.04314 177 125 43 9
936 Yes, I am a fish out of water! 1.3446 0.04460 177 127 39 11
937 Please. Not another Daryl Hannah story. 1.3446 0.04460 177 127 39 11
938 '...because I'm THIRSTY! Why the hell do YOU drink so much? 1.3446 0.04314 177 125 43 9
939 My problems started when I dropped out of school. 1.3446 0.04163 177 123 47 7
940 I'm hooked on this place. Your live streaming lured me in. 1.3446 0.04807 177 132 29 16
941 Why do I drink? Do you know what it's like to feel like a fish out of water? 1.3446 0.04460 177 127 39 11
942 Fish like a drink! 1.3446 0.04671 177 130 33 14
943 I used to be like a fish out of the water and now I just drink like a fish 1.3446 0.04532 177 128 37 12
944 Are you trying to tell me I'm washed up? 1.3444 0.04042 180 124 50 6
945 Keep ‘em coming. I’m getting stewed to the gills tonight. 1.3429 0.04418 175 125 40 10
946 I just wish they'd be more specific. I drink like a carp. 1.3429 0.04492 175 126 38 11
947 I'm telling you, it was a think tank. 1.3429 0.04564 175 127 36 12
948 Don’t judge me unti you’ve swam in the East River. 1.3429 0.04635 175 128 34 13
949 They're my gills and if I want to get stewed to them I will! 1.3429 0.04635 175 128 34 13
950 Oh cry me a river! 1.3429 0.04564 175 127 36 12
951 You really don't need to tell me what I drink like. 1.3429 0.04492 175 126 38 11
952 So I says to the fishmonger- hey buddy, you want a piece of me? 1.3429 0.04418 175 125 40 10
953 We were all line caught in my day, none of this farming nonsense. 1.3429 0.04564 175 127 36 12
954 Whadd'ya mean, you're outa water? I'm the one that's outa water. 1.3429 0.04492 175 126 38 11
955 I am aware of the irony, but I would like a dry martini. 1.3429 0.04267 175 123 44 8
956 So I drink like a fish. What's your point? 1.3429 0.04492 175 126 38 11
957 I know. A fish swims into a concrete wall. Dam. 1.3429 0.04635 175 128 34 13
958 Don't sweat it. I have a designated swimmer outside. 1.3429 0.04492 175 126 38 11
959 It's Piscean, not "pissing." 1.3429 0.04418 175 125 40 10
960 It’s the only way to keep my mercury levels down. 1.3429 0.04706 175 129 32 14
961 Maybe I drink like an alcoholic, Karl? Has it every crossed your mind to say that, Karl? Has it?! 1.3429 0.04706 175 129 32 14
962 Yes, and I eat like a bird. Got a problem with that? 1.3429 0.04189 175 122 46 7
963 This has always been my favorite watering hole. 1.3429 0.04492 175 126 38 11
964 Then he said "Gail, you drink like a fish!" So I ate the bastard. 1.3422 0.04489 187 137 36 14
965 I may be a fish out of water, but I know my scotch! 1.3422 0.04489 187 137 36 14
966 AS a fish. Drinking AS a fish, not LIKE one. 1.3422 0.04359 187 135 40 12
967 I'm the only one who graduated. 1.3416 0.04587 161 115 37 9
968 You better hope these drinks are watered down. 1.3410 0.04741 173 128 31 14
969 ... then she got pregnant and I had to drop out of school... 1.3410 0.04295 173 122 43 8
970 There's nothing worse than feeling like a fish out of vodka. 1.3409 0.04470 176 127 38 11
971 A dive bar’s a dive bar, Fred. Just pour the shots. 1.3392 0.04704 171 126 32 13
972 So then she says to me, 'A real man would have made it upstream.' 1.3392 0.04402 171 122 40 9
973 Correction: There WERE a lot of fish in the Sea. 1.3392 0.04243 171 120 44 7
974 So I told her "I date only wild caught." 1.3392 0.04402 171 122 40 9
975 I'm home sick. Do you have anything that has the faint taste of Oil, with a slight background of Pesticides and Plastic on the rocks? 1.3392 0.04777 171 127 30 14
976 You know, 'Thank God it's Friday' is a saying I never use. 1.3392 0.04479 171 123 38 10
977 I don’t live to drink, I drink to live. 1.3392 0.04704 171 126 32 13
978 Don’t tell me when I need to scale back. 1.3392 0.04323 171 121 42 8
979 Yeah, she’s at her mother’s place in the East River. I told her I’d be home by fall. 1.3392 0.04704 171 126 32 13
980 Why yes, that's exactly how I drink! What did you expect? 1.3391 0.04501 174 126 37 11
981 I'm trying to cut back. I drink like a fish. 1.3391 0.04787 174 130 29 15
982 And another thing, I'm sick of people calling things fishy... 1.3391 0.04351 174 124 41 9
983 She left me for a flounder. Can you believe it? A flounder! 1.3386 0.05270 127 92 27 8
984 So, I said to him, "No, you go jump in the lake." 1.3373 0.04352 169 120 41 8
985 I'll decide when I'm tanked. 1.3373 0.04352 169 120 41 8
986 Shot of tequila, please. Extra worm. 1.3372 0.04302 172 122 42 8
987 Hey! I’m outta water! 1.3372 0.04753 172 128 30 14
988 Ya. Ya. "Drink like a fish". I get it. Do I make fun of your nose? 1.3363 0.05707 113 83 22 8
989 I fell for her hook, line, and sinker...and then I caught her spawning with someone else. 1.3354 0.04718 158 115 33 10
990 ...believe you me- having that guy in the White House doesn't work for me either. 1.3354 0.04401 161 114 40 7
991 Scotch and water, Laddie! I just swum in from Loch Ness. 1.3354 0.04262 164 115 43 6
992 Ever since I moved to this city I feel just like a fish out of water. 1.3353 0.04622 167 122 34 11
993 No! really, so a fish walks into a bar... 1.3353 0.04997 167 127 24 16
994 Listen, pal - I know every dive around. 1.3353 0.04543 167 121 36 10
995 Of course I want another, I’ve got a reputation to keep. 1.3353 0.04622 167 122 34 11
996 It really should be 'drink AS a fish' 1.3353 0.04699 167 123 32 12
997 One more and I'm calling my designated diver. 1.3353 0.04543 167 121 36 10
998 Gimme four more: I want to get tanked tonight. 1.3353 0.04543 167 121 36 10
999 Tonight I want to drink like a man. 1.3353 0.04543 167 121 36 10
1000 So, how'd a guy like you end up working in an underwater bar? 1.3353 0.04622 167 122 34 11
1001 There's a reason it's a cliche. 1.3353 0.04511 173 126 36 11
1002 Just water, please. and make it a double. 1.3353 0.04436 173 125 38 10
1003 Don't tell me what I drink like. 1.3353 0.04938 173 132 24 17
1004 As you can see, I do. 1.3353 0.04585 173 127 34 12
1005 Of course I'm thirsty. I'm a fish out of water. 1.3353 0.04511 173 126 36 11
1006 Let me guess - one of those koi meets girl, koi loses girl stories? 1.3353 0.04800 173 130 28 15
1007 Another one for the halibut. 1.3353 0.04585 173 127 34 12
1008 Make it a double, my wife left me and hooked up with a fisherman. 1.3333 0.04521 168 122 36 10
1009 I get that all the time, but I really drink more like a lobster. 1.3333 0.04393 156 110 40 6
1010 If I have a drinking problem, then you have a breathing problem. 1.3333 0.04495 165 119 37 9
1011 Nothing for me, I am drying out. 1.3333 0.04441 168 121 38 9
1012 Sure, he threw me back in the water but it was still traumatic. 1.3333 0.03930 168 115 50 3
1013 For the record, I drink because I’m Catholic 1.3333 0.04576 165 120 35 10
1014 No, I am not too drunk to swim. 1.3333 0.04193 168 118 44 6
1015 I know, I’m a stereotype 1.3333 0.04735 165 122 31 12
1016 Listen, pal, I hear enough carping at home. 1.3333 0.04576 165 120 35 10
1017 So: a salmon, a herring and a cod swim into a bar. 1.3333 0.04360 168 120 40 8
1018 Some people live to drink, but I got to drink too live, know what I'm saying? 1.3333 0.04735 165 122 31 12
1019 You don't see many fish in this bar? At these prices, I'm not surprised. 1.3333 0.04360 168 120 40 8
1020 I drink AS a fish. 1.3333 0.04656 165 121 33 11
1021 I was sent here to discuss this plastic straw situation. 1.3333 0.04663 147 105 35 7
1022 No, I don't have to worry about drinking and driving, I have a bicycle. 1.3333 0.04889 165 124 27 14
1023 I was a red fish, she was a blue fish. At any other time, we could’ve made it work. 1.3333 0.04360 168 120 40 8
1024 I'll have another water. 1.3333 0.04107 162 112 46 4
1025 One tequila, leave the worm. 1.3333 0.04339 174 125 40 9
1026 ...and she had the nerve to say, ‘There are plenty of fish in the sea!’ 1.3333 0.04889 165 124 27 14
1027 I never used to feel like a fish out of water. 1.3333 0.04576 165 120 35 10
1028 Listen! I don't care who you think I am, the name is Wanda! 1.3333 0.04360 168 120 40 8
1029 If you pour me another, I’ll slip you a fin. 1.3333 0.04415 174 126 38 10
1030 My old lady's been crabby all day. 1.3333 0.03616 171 114 57 0
1031 That's because I AM a fish. 1.3333 0.04412 165 118 39 8
1032 Yeah, well, you tend bar like a bartender. 1.3333 0.04576 165 120 35 10
1033 Aw, c'mon - just one more for the river.... 1.3333 0.04735 165 122 31 12
1034 Of course I want the worm in my tequila! 1.3333 0.04599 168 123 34 11
1035 I'm starting to think my sorrows can't be drowned. 1.3333 0.04812 165 123 29 13
1036 Another Tequila ...and this time don't forget the worm! 1.3333 0.04656 165 121 33 11
1037 Long story short, turns out she was a catfish. 1.3333 0.04599 168 123 34 11
1038 so you're telling me that these so called "chefs", cut up my friends and place them on top of sticky rice? 1.3333 0.04412 165 118 39 8
1039 What do you mean I don't have a leg to stand on! 1.3333 0.04521 168 122 36 10
1040 I'll have have 50 galllons of water with a twist of lemon. 1.3333 0.04932 135 97 31 7
1041 That's right, I'm the one that got away. 1.3333 0.04441 168 121 38 9
1042 Well, at these prices,you won't get many more. 1.3333 0.04676 168 124 32 12
1043 You got any of those little crackers...oh...what are they called? 1.3333 0.05164 126 91 28 7
1044 I've been hooked on worse things. 1.3333 0.04576 165 120 35 10
1045 Give me my keys back! I swear I'm not driving! 1.3333 0.04486 156 111 38 7
1046 Do I want a splash of water in my drink? What's water? 1.3333 0.04521 168 122 36 10
1047 And then she said,"You're not the only fish in the sea." 1.3333 0.04751 168 125 30 13
1048 "He was about six feet tall. Weighed maybe two hundred pounds. It took three of us to reel him in. We were all too busy to get a photo. He managed to slip away. Got into his car and drove off. That’s the absolute truth. I swear it." 1.3314 0.04521 172 126 35 11
1049 There ARE a lot of fish in the sea, but that hasn’t really worked in my favor. 1.3314 0.04445 172 125 37 10
1050 If the fishwife calls, I’m not here. 1.3313 0.04787 166 124 29 13
1051 ...and she said she was pescatarian 1.3313 0.04390 166 119 39 8
1052 The date was going great,until she said she was pescatarian 1.3313 0.04390 166 119 39 8
1053 I’ve a scaled back, alright. Just not on my drinking. 1.3313 0.04632 166 122 33 11
1054 Water. Make it a double 1.3313 0.04711 166 123 31 12
1055 Yeah,yeah, and if I had thumbs I’d smoke like a chimney too! Just clam up and keep ‘em coming! 1.3313 0.04553 166 121 35 10
1056 Well it's still better for me than that crap you pour in the ocean! 1.3313 0.04938 166 126 25 15
1057 How many more shots until I reach that worm? 1.3313 0.04472 166 120 37 9
1058 Scotch and hold the water. 1.3313 0.04390 166 119 39 8
1059 I’m meeting someone who caught me on line. 1.3313 0.04527 163 118 36 9
1060 No, you should go jump in the lake! 1.3313 0.04442 163 117 38 8
1061 Of course I'm a fish out of water That's why I need a drink 1.3313 0.04442 163 117 38 8
1062 Just a little Cherry Heering. I'm scaling back. 1.3313 0.04610 163 119 34 10
1063 And the cop said... okay, okay, get this... it was because I looked "fishy" 1.3313 0.04356 163 116 40 7
1064 Me, I've always seen myself as a small-pond type of guy. 1.3313 0.04087 163 113 46 4
1065 You ever heard about the "one who got away"? Well, you're lookin' at him, pal! 1.3313 0.04527 163 118 36 9
1066 The worst part wasn't that she was a Fisherman it was that she was a Republican.. 1.3313 0.04850 163 122 28 13
1067 It’s this or school 1.3313 0.04356 163 116 40 7
1068 Vodka martini, not too dry. Side of anchovies. 1.3313 0.04610 163 119 34 10
1069 Oil my gills, pal. 1.3313 0.04442 163 117 38 8
1070 Wait, how big did the guy say I was? 1.3313 0.04356 163 116 40 7
1071 I swam here from Flint...Give me your dirtiest martini. 1.3313 0.04610 163 119 34 10
1072 I’m making progress. I used to smoke like a chimney. 1.3313 0.04268 163 115 42 6
1073 No, I should not be in school. And yes, I drink like a fish. 1.3313 0.03799 163 110 52 1
1074 I thought this was a hook up bar! 1.3312 0.04612 154 111 35 8
1075 Salt water, neat. And keep 'em coming. 1.3308 0.05198 133 98 26 9
1076 My wife said I should go back to school, but I was out of my depth. 1.3301 0.05412 103 73 26 4
1077 Sand dollars are a legitimate currency! 1.3295 0.04026 173 121 47 5
1078 Oh sure, there are PLENTY of other fish in the sea if you're into sharks and suckers." 1.3293 0.04334 164 117 40 7
1079 Not too dry, please. 1.3293 0.04247 164 116 42 6
1080 What'd ya mean--your don't validate bicycle parking? 1.3293 0.04824 164 123 28 13
1081 I drink like a fish? Is that a bad thing?? 1.3293 0.04247 164 116 42 6
1082 Water on the rocks, please. 1.3293 0.04667 164 121 32 11
1083 Technically we don't drink, we inhale. 1.3293 0.04504 164 119 36 9
1084 Just say it. I drink like a fish. 1.3293 0.04504 164 119 36 9
1085 I was born in Chernobyl. Why? 1.3293 0.05125 164 127 20 17
1086 That's racist. 1.3293 0.04504 164 119 36 9
1087 No, you stop giving ME the fish-eye. 1.3293 0.04667 164 121 32 11
1088 No matter how hard I try, I can't drown my sorrows. 1.3293 0.04667 164 121 32 11
1089 I've been feeling out of my element. 1.3293 0.04420 164 118 38 8
1090 Another tequila, extra worm. 1.3293 0.04586 164 120 34 10
1091 And, no, I am not supposed to be in school! 1.3293 0.04667 164 121 32 11
1092 Look buddy, I don't tell you how to breath! 1.3293 0.04586 164 120 34 10
1093 I admit that I drink like a fish, but I'm trying to scale back. 1.3293 0.04504 164 119 36 9
1094 And there I was again, waking up in some random fishbowl." 1.3293 0.04420 164 118 38 8
1095 Take that back! You have no idea what it means to be tanked! 1.3293 0.04334 164 117 40 7
1096 Mark Rothko and I used to close this bar when you were in knee waders. 1.3292 0.04644 161 118 33 10
1097 Carl, "playing hooky" has two meanings for me. 1.3292 0.04808 161 120 29 12
1098 And you bartend like a human. Two can play that game, pal. 1.3292 0.04560 161 117 35 9
1099 Hook me up with my usual 1.3292 0.04474 161 116 37 8
1100 No thank you. I have enough straws in my stomach already. 1.3292 0.04727 161 119 31 11
1101 Give me one for the river. 1.3292 0.04808 161 120 29 12
1102 Oh yeah? Well, you make drinks like a bartender. 1.3292 0.04808 161 120 29 12
1103 I told you I don’t know Wanda. 1.3292 0.04727 161 119 31 11
1104 No, I didn't bring photo ID. 1.3292 0.04560 161 117 35 9
1105 I’ll go with a white wine. 1.3292 0.04644 161 118 33 10
1106 I'm the bass player? 1.3292 0.04727 161 119 31 11
1107 No, I'm not still in school 1.3292 0.04474 161 116 37 8
1108 Oh yeah, I have a real fish tail for you. 1.3292 0.04727 161 119 31 11
1109 Sashimi with shumbody elsh. 1.3292 0.04727 161 119 31 11
1110 I never fit in with the clientele in this place...sometimes I feel like a...oh, never mind. 1.3291 0.04439 158 113 38 7
1111 I'm warning you upfront; any cracks about 'drinking like a fish' will be included in the Yelp review. 1.3291 0.04617 158 115 34 9
1112 I get it, I'm a vegetarian too. 1.3290 0.04001 155 106 47 2
1113 Lemme get this straight...You don't serve Bass Ale or you don't serve basses? 1.3289 0.04920 152 113 28 11
1114 Well yeah, I do. And I eat like one too. 1.3289 0.04920 152 113 28 11
1115 Water please! No ice! 1.3289 0.05008 152 114 26 12
1116 What I really need is a bicycle. 1.3289 0.04830 152 112 30 10
1117 I can't say no. I'm hooked. 1.3289 0.04646 152 110 34 8
1118 So much for drowning my sorrows. 1.3289 0.04552 152 109 36 7
1119 That's because I AM a fish, nimrod. 1.3289 0.05094 152 115 24 13
1120 Bicycle? No, I took an Uber. 1.3289 0.04611 149 107 35 7
1121 I’ve been trying to scale back. 1.3289 0.04512 149 106 37 6
1122 Vodka, yes! Caviar, NO! 1.3289 0.04708 149 108 33 8
1123 Well, drunken fish happen to be extremely popular at Japanese establishments. 1.3289 0.04611 149 107 35 7
1124 What do you mean that you don’t serve fish? 1.3281 0.04974 128 92 30 6
1125 Can you call me a crab? 1.3280 0.05051 125 90 29 6
1126 What makes you think I'm a Pisces? 1.3272 0.04364 162 116 39 7
1127 He said I'm a cold fish? That dude is a total octopus! 1.3272 0.04275 162 115 41 6
1128 Did you hear the one about the fisherman who got away? 1.3272 0.04620 162 119 33 10
1129 If you lived in a glass house with nothing but a plastic castle you' d be drunk too. 1.3272 0.04451 162 117 37 8
1130 What do you mean, “you don’t serve fish?” This is a seafood restaurant! 1.3272 0.04940 162 123 25 14
1131 Stop me if you've heard this one...A salmon, a tuna, and a rabbi walk into a bar... 1.3272 0.04862 162 122 27 13
1132 Sorry about carping all night! 1.3272 0.04940 162 123 25 14
1133 Yes, and I smell like a fish too. 1.3272 0.04536 162 118 35 9
1134 I know that look, everyone in your world drinks like a fish! 1.3272 0.04364 162 116 39 7
1135 well, how else did you expect me to drink? 1.3272 0.04451 162 117 37 8
1136 Cut me off? I already told you I’m not driving home. 1.3272 0.04620 162 119 33 10
1137 Whisky, hold the water. 1.3272 0.04364 162 116 39 7
1138 If I hear one more say I drink like a fish, they're going to be swimming with the fishes. 1.3272 0.04783 162 121 29 12
1139 Pray, what makes you think I'm a hooker? 1.3272 0.04364 162 116 39 7
1140 It says you serve goldfish....and you're saying those are just little crackers? 1.3270 0.04232 159 112 42 5
1141 'What's a fish doing in my bar?' I think a better question is, why is G Gordon Liddy my bartender? 1.3270 0.04593 159 116 34 9
1142 I used to be quite the catch before I lost all my hair, you know. 1.3270 0.04593 159 116 34 9
1143 I escaped only to get tanked again. 1.3270 0.04593 159 116 34 9
1144 Please, no 'fish out of water', jokes, okay?" 1.3270 0.04679 159 117 32 10
1145 I've had a lot of dates but seldom any long-term relationships since 'catch and release' . 1.3270 0.04593 159 116 34 9
1146 Yes, I'm drinking like a fish but I have a designated diver. 1.3270 0.04846 159 119 28 12
1147 Bad day. They caught Charlie and sent him to the canner. 1.3270 0.04505 159 115 36 8
1148 Less Scotch, more water. 1.3270 0.04763 159 118 30 11
1149 And why, exactly, shouldn't I drink like a fish? 1.3270 0.04593 159 116 34 9
1150 Yo Mr. Clean, whose youse callin' chicken of the sea? 1.3270 0.04325 159 113 40 6
1151 Sometimes I feel like I just don’t belong. 1.3270 0.04505 159 115 36 8
1152 Shot of tequila with a worm in it, hold the tequila." 1.3270 0.04679 159 117 32 10
1153 Never mind how I got here, just get me a wet martini 1.3270 0.04679 159 117 32 10
1154 Don't freakin' ask me if I drink like a fish, OK. 1.3270 0.04679 159 117 32 10
1155 Wrong. I drink AS a fish. 1.3270 0.04763 159 118 30 11
1156 Yeah, well I might drink like a fish, but you pour like a nun! 1.3270 0.04763 159 118 30 11
1157 OK, wise guy; if these drinks aren't watered down, then how am I still breathing? 1.3270 0.04232 159 112 42 5
1158 A mermaid on the rocks, please. 1.3270 0.04763 159 118 30 11
1159 Give it to me wet with a little plastic castle. 1.3270 0.04505 159 115 36 8
1160 What did he mean by ‘like a fish’? 1.3270 0.04763 159 118 30 11
1161 Set 'em up Joe. I feel like a fish out of water. 1.3270 0.04593 159 116 34 9
1162 What've you got to wet my whistle? 1.3270 0.05008 159 121 24 14
1163 When do the hot mermaids show up around here? 1.3270 0.04593 159 116 34 9
1164 They told me this is where the groupers hang out. 1.3270 0.04416 159 114 38 7
1165 I felt so out of place. Like a...what's the saying? Trump out of Mar-a-Lago? 1.3270 0.04505 159 115 36 8
1166 You say that like it’s a bad thing. 1.3267 0.04777 150 110 31 9
1167 I heard this is the best watering hole in town 1.3264 0.04389 144 101 39 4
1168 Do you ever feel like a fish out of water? 1.3256 0.05063 129 94 28 7
1169 Everybody says “I drink like a fish”. Now watch how it’s done. 1.3252 0.04596 163 120 33 10
1170 ...And YOU drink like a white Russian! 1.3248 0.04538 157 114 35 8
1171 And it better be dry. 1.3248 0.04714 157 116 31 10
1172 So a guppy, a mako, and a halibut walk into a bar." 1.3248 0.04627 157 115 33 9
1173 I'm dying to get back into my office pool. 1.3248 0.04627 157 115 33 9
1174 And then he had the audacity to tell me 'there's plenty of fish in the sea.' 1.3248 0.04714 157 116 31 10
1175 I'll start out with some water, no ice. 1.3248 0.04259 157 111 41 5
1176 Yes, I AM trying to get tanked. 1.3248 0.04538 157 114 35 8
1177 She kept the bowl, the guppies...even the treasure chest with the bubbles. I’ve got nothing left! 1.3248 0.04538 157 114 35 8
1178 It was too small--I felt like I couldn't breathe there. 1.3248 0.04259 157 111 41 5
1179 Tanked? Hello no, I'm not tanked. 1.3248 0.04627 157 115 33 9
1180 So, are you a Pisces? 1.3248 0.04538 157 114 35 8
1181 Can you call me a water taxi? 1.3248 0.04354 157 112 39 6
1182 And then I realized it wasn't really me he wanted. It was sushi. 1.3248 0.04447 157 113 37 7
1183 It was the worm in my first tequila that hooked me. 1.3248 0.04538 157 114 35 8
1184 What do you mean "no shoes, no shirt, no service?" 1.3248 0.04627 157 115 33 9
1185 Quit saying the answer to all my problems is to “go back to school.” 1.3248 0.04447 157 113 37 7
1186 And you drink like a human. So what's your point? 1.3248 0.04627 157 115 33 9
1187 I'm not out of water. I'm out of scotch. 1.3248 0.04538 157 114 35 8
1188 You know, the bottle with the worm inside it. 1.3248 0.04714 157 116 31 10
1189 You’re the one that got me hooked 1.3248 0.04714 157 116 31 10
1190 I ‘drink like a fish,’ huh? Well, pal, I’m giving you a very poor Kelp review. 1.3248 0.04627 157 115 33 9
1191 Salt water—straight up. Make it a double. 1.3248 0.04714 157 116 31 10
1192 WATER !!! 1.3248 0.04714 157 116 31 10
1193 I don’t know, I guess I just feel like a fish out of water. 1.3248 0.04967 157 119 25 13
1194 Make it a double. I caught my wife sleeping with Luca Brasi. 1.3248 0.04884 157 118 27 12
1195 oxygenated water on the rocks, please 1.3248 0.04714 157 116 31 10
1196 Gimme that drink with the little worm in it. 1.3248 0.04447 157 113 37 7
1197 Yeah, six glasses of water, you've got a problem with that? 1.3248 0.04714 157 116 31 10
1198 Then for my third and final wish I said: "I'd like to swim like a fish..." 1.3248 0.04627 157 115 33 9
1199 I have a date tonight with a beautiful trout. What wine would you recommend? Red or white? 1.3248 0.04884 157 118 27 12
1200 I'm gonna get tanked tonight. 1.3248 0.04627 157 115 33 9
1201 Three days. You don't smell so good yourself. Now gimmie that drink! 1.3248 0.04714 157 116 31 10
1202 Carp, I can‘t find my wallet. 1.3248 0.04538 157 114 35 8
1203 Whatda ya mean, you don't serve fish? 1.3248 0.04714 157 116 31 10
1204 What do you mean... you have to Cod me? 1.3248 0.04714 157 116 31 10
1205 I do not! 1.3248 0.04538 157 114 35 8
1206 Do I LOOK I’m the designated driver?! 1.3248 0.04884 157 118 27 12
1207 You'd drink like a fish too if you were me. 1.3245 0.04750 151 111 31 9
1208 Really? ‘Sorry, Charlie?’ 1.3241 0.04979 145 108 27 10
1209 D’ya have ice, up where I’m from, it’s all melted 1.3230 0.04794 161 121 28 12
1210 I’m on a blind date. Hope I’ll recognize her when she arrives. 1.3230 0.04629 161 119 32 10
1211 Just a little something to tide me over. 1.3230 0.04458 161 117 36 8
1212 I feel like I'm always swimming upstream 1.3228 0.05109 127 93 27 7
1213 For a thousand years we've been moving from the ocean onto land. I just like the retro look. 1.3228 0.05109 127 93 27 7
1214 I see “fresh poached salmon” is on tonight’s menu. Tell the chef that no amount of booze is going to get me into his little “jacuzzi”. 1.3228 0.04858 158 119 27 12
1215 Waddya expect? I AM a fish. 1.3228 0.05021 158 121 23 14
1216 I just wanted a taste but, before I knew it, I was hooked. 1.3226 0.04478 155 112 36 7
1217 Sure, I come here to meet women, but it’s always the same: ‘I like you, but you’re too coy.’ 1.3226 0.04478 155 112 36 7
1218 ...and worse,she fell for his act hook,line and sinker! 1.3226 0.04384 155 111 38 6
1219 You want a sawbuck for each shot? All I got is a fin. 1.3226 0.04287 155 110 40 5
1220 Say that again....I dare you! I drink like a WHAT...? 1.3226 0.04924 155 117 26 12
1221 Yes, as a matter of fact, I did come here on my bicycle. You're starting to sound a lot like my ex. 1.3226 0.04751 155 115 30 10
1222 Well why would I drink any other way? 1.3226 0.04751 155 115 30 10
1223 Plastics, they said. Go into plastics. 1.3226 0.04838 155 116 28 11
1224 Who cares if I'm outta water, as long as you're not outta beer! 1.3226 0.04838 155 116 28 11
1225 Nearly got myself killed over a hook-up 1.3226 0.04478 155 112 36 7
1226 Enough already with the pickled herring jokes! 1.3226 0.04924 155 117 26 12
1227 All the free scotch I can drink, and I'll take you to the sunken treasure. 1.3226 0.04662 155 114 32 9
1228 Just water, I’m the designated diver. 1.3226 0.04478 155 112 36 7
1229 I don't need a leg to stand on. 1.3226 0.04751 155 115 30 10
1230 I’ve got 100 clams on the Marlins. 1.3226 0.04478 155 112 36 7
1231 Not too dry, if you please. 1.3226 0.04571 155 113 34 8
1232 Whadya mean, you're surprised to see a fish? Where do you think the one who got away goes after he gets away? 1.3226 0.04751 155 115 30 10
1233 ... and then he promised to drain the swamp ... don't get me started on what happened next. 1.3226 0.04478 155 112 36 7
1234 So you're telling me I could've gotten water from that tap the whole time?! 1.3226 0.04571 155 113 34 8
1235 Never mind what I drink like. 1.3226 0.04087 155 108 44 3
1236 I want to drink till I'm fish-faced. 1.3226 0.04924 155 117 26 12
1237 If you want to be precise, it’s a simile that has become an idiom. 1.3226 0.04571 155 113 34 8
1238 Oh, I know when a drink's been watered all right. 1.3226 0.04662 155 114 32 9
1239 So, this fisherman goes into a bar ... 1.3226 0.04571 155 113 34 8
1240 If I wanted water I’d have stayed in the ocean 1.3226 0.04384 155 111 38 6
1241 Water, on the rocks ... with salt 1.3226 0.04478 155 112 36 7
1242 And you know what? There actually aren't that many other fish in the sea. 1.3226 0.04478 155 112 36 7
1243 After six drinks, you humans nearly look spawnable. 1.3226 0.04571 155 113 34 8
1244 No, buddy. I haven't hit my limit! 1.3226 0.04384 155 111 38 6
1245 No more. I’m the designated diver. 1.3226 0.04478 155 112 36 7
1246 Why would I want to DRY martini ? 1.3226 0.03877 155 106 48 1
1247 I’m tanked. 1.3226 0.04571 155 113 34 8
1248 Can you imagine what it's like to hear about "sleeping with the fishes" and then find out that it's not what you thought it was? 1.3226 0.04662 155 114 32 9
1249 I’m a Bar-a-cuda. Why else would I be here? 1.3217 0.04613 143 103 34 6
1250 I'm telling you--since the movie won, women won't leave me alone! 1.3217 0.04821 143 105 30 8
1251 Don't cut me off, man, I have to stay hydrated. 1.3208 0.04490 159 116 35 8
1252 On the rocks? Are you trying to kill me?! 1.3208 0.04309 159 114 39 6
1253 Have I ever told you about the 6ft. 8inch fisherman that I knocked out of his boat? 1.3208 0.04120 159 112 43 4
1254 ..and no salt on the rim. I've had enough for a lifetime. 1.3208 0.04215 159 113 41 5
1255 Just keep the drinks coming...I'll let you know when I need to come up for air. 1.3208 0.04664 159 118 31 10
1256 I'll take Sex on the Beach with the Catch of the Day. 1.3208 0.04664 159 118 31 10
1257 Got any of those crackers that look like my cousin Wanda? 1.3208 0.04309 159 114 39 6
1258 I didn't say I am an alcoholic. I said I'm an aquaholic. 1.3208 0.04748 159 119 29 11
1259 I'll keep the mob out. They never want to drink with the fishes. 1.3208 0.04400 159 115 37 7
1260 Forget Moby Dick! It was Ahab’s obsession destroyed the ship. 1.3208 0.04215 159 113 41 5
1261 Bass Ale, please. 1.3208 0.04913 159 121 25 13
1262 All she ever does is carp carp carp at me. 1.3208 0.04664 159 118 31 10
1263 ... and that's when I found her spawning with another guy! 1.3208 0.04022 159 111 45 3
1264 A little less dry this time, ok? 1.3208 0.04913 159 121 25 13
1265 Ok. I'm out of my depth here, but... 1.3208 0.04490 159 116 35 8
1266 I’ll have a scotch and water and hold the scotch. 1.3208 0.04400 159 115 37 7
1267 What makes you think I wanted a DRY martini? 1.3208 0.04664 159 118 31 10
1268 I am a fish out of water but I still have needs you know... 1.3208 0.04664 159 118 31 10
1269 Scotch rocks, and save the "drinks like a fish" crap. 1.3208 0.04400 159 115 37 7
1270 What kind of water do you have? 1.3208 0.04400 159 115 37 7
1271 I'm supposed to meet a rabbi and a priest here. 1.3205 0.04636 156 115 32 9
1272 I get that a lot.... 1.3204 0.05382 103 74 25 4
1273 shot of water.....make that a double . 1.3203 0.04964 153 116 25 12
1274 I'll just have one for the roe. 1.3203 0.04605 153 112 33 8
1275 At this point I should warn you that I also pay like a fish. 1.3193 0.04605 166 124 31 11
1276 Yeah, I've heard the expression. Why do you ask ? 1.3191 0.04648 141 102 33 6
1277 No. If I drank like a fish, I wouldn't be using these glasses then, would I? 1.3191 0.04964 141 105 27 9
1278 So she has the nerve to say to me 'There are plenty of fish in the sea.'!' 1.3191 0.04648 141 102 33 6
1279 Gilly! Gilly! 1.3190 0.04497 163 120 34 9
1280 Water's for swimming, pal -- now hit me again. 1.3190 0.04326 163 118 38 7
1281 No, I did not walk in with the priest and the rabbi. 1.3179 0.04733 151 112 30 9
1282 And just why would I want one for the road? 1.3179 0.04344 151 108 38 5
1283 And just for your information, I do NOT drink like a fish. 1.3179 0.04916 151 114 26 11
1284 Just be thankful I don't "smoke like a chimney" too. 1.3179 0.05005 151 115 24 12
1285 I do play Koi, but only Off-Broadway" 1.3179 0.04444 151 109 36 6
1286 I suppose you expect me to drink like a fish? 1.3179 0.04639 151 111 32 8
1287 Another round of chumtinis, my good man. 1.3179 0.04241 151 107 40 4
1288 I'll take the one with the worm in it. The whole bottle. 1.3179 0.04826 151 113 28 10
1289 I drink like MYSELF,ok!?! 1.3179 0.05005 151 115 24 12
1290 People think we're born with a two second memory, but I drink to forget. 1.3179 0.04639 151 111 32 8
1291 and while we're at it, how the hell do people know how we drink in the first place? 1.3179 0.04826 151 113 28 10
1292 Skip the Mezcal. Just give me the worm. 1.3179 0.04639 151 111 32 8
1293 They were wrong when they said I couldn't get bigger than the bowl. 1.3179 0.04733 151 112 30 9
1294 Do you take sand dollars? 1.3179 0.04826 151 113 28 10
1295 I'm telling you Stan its just "fish", that is the plural, and what's more, none of us are sleeping down there. 1.3179 0.04733 151 112 30 9
1296 I knew it! You're a Virgo - I'm a Double Pisces! 1.3179 0.04543 151 110 34 7
1297 No, I get it. You were hoping I'd be a horse. 1.3179 0.04733 151 112 30 9
1298 For a fish out of water, hydration is the key! 1.3179 0.04733 151 112 30 9
1299 And then she packed her bags and left with our 10,000 kids. 1.3179 0.04826 151 113 28 10
1300 Oh yeah? Well, I think YOU pour like a human! 1.3179 0.04639 151 111 32 8
1301 Thank god, I thought this whole town was dry. 1.3179 0.04344 151 108 38 5
1302 Another water--and keep 'em coming! 1.3179 0.05005 151 115 24 12
1303 Actually, I drink like an overworked, unhappily married human. 1.3179 0.04136 151 106 42 3
1304 Just sparkling water for me. I have to swim home. 1.3179 0.04916 151 114 26 11
1305 All I've got left is a fin 1.3179 0.04344 151 108 38 5
1306 No,not like a fish. AS a fish. 1.3179 0.04639 151 111 32 8
1307 So I looked right at her and said, ' don't be koi with me.' 1.3179 0.04639 151 111 32 8
1308 Do you think I don’t know the difference between club soda, tonic water, seltzer, sparkling and tap water? I know my water, sir, and this is no Pellegrino! 1.3179 0.04444 151 109 36 6
1309 Hey, you know? I had to get out of Florida with all that toxic Red Tide. It changes you. Besides my friends are being washed up. 1.3179 0.04916 151 114 26 11
1310 Make mine a water and keep it coming! 1.3179 0.04916 151 114 26 11
1311 Don’t even go there. I’ve heard it a million times before. 1.3179 0.04733 151 112 30 9
1312 I'm just waiting for the rabbi and the priest to walk in" 1.3179 0.05093 151 116 22 13
1313 Swim a thousand miles and then die on the rocks? No siree... I'd rather die of scotch on the rocks! 1.3179 0.04444 151 109 36 6
1314 Fish-out-of-water jokes are not appreciated. 1.3179 0.04543 151 110 34 7
1315 Actually, make it a bubble. 1.3179 0.04543 151 110 34 7
1316 I know, I know ... like a fish... 1.3179 0.04543 151 110 34 7
1317 If my wife calls, tell her I'm in the tank. 1.3179 0.04733 151 112 30 9
1318 Can you call the cops? Someone stole my bicycle! 1.3179 0.04826 151 113 28 10
1319 Shot of Mescal - leave the worm. 1.3179 0.04543 151 110 34 7
1320 No really tell me. How'd you know I drank so much? 1.3179 0.04639 151 111 32 8
1321 Don't worry, you'll find someone. There's plenty of humans on the land. 1.3176 0.04398 148 106 37 5
1322 No Bloody Marys, no sharks, capiche? 1.3176 0.04183 148 104 41 3
1323 I may drink like a fish, but you pour like a human. 1.3176 0.04292 148 105 39 4
1324 I promised her I'd drain the swamp, and she said, "Let me guess... you're just another bottom dwelling scum sucker out to seduce me". 1.3175 0.04867 126 91 30 5
1325 Just get me something wet 1.3171 0.04390 164 120 36 8
1326 I don't know why, but I just feel like a fish out of water. 1.3169 0.04832 142 105 29 8
1327 ...and THEN she said, “Well you know that there are other fish in the sea!”. 1.3169 0.04832 142 105 29 8
1328 Oh, I do? Well, you..you..pour like a bartender. 1.3165 0.04336 139 98 38 3
1329 You wouldn't believe the kind of kelp I put up with. 1.3165 0.05109 139 105 24 10
1330 GIVE ME ONE MORE FOR THE RIVER 1.3165 0.04407 158 115 36 7
1331 And that Paul Manatee . . . a good family guy . . . a decent manatee . . . total railroad job. #sad. 1.3158 0.04697 133 96 32 5
1332 Leave the bottle. I drink like a fish. 1.3154 0.04674 149 110 31 8
1333 No more on line dating for me, Barkeep! It's all about bait and switch! 1.3154 0.04956 149 113 25 11
1334 One large bowl of water, and make it snappy. I’m dyin’ here. 1.3154 0.04674 149 110 31 8
1335 I drink like a fish. Like I never heard that one before. 1.3154 0.04476 149 108 35 6
1336 My wife left me...Says I drink like a fish. 1.3154 0.04674 149 110 31 8
1337 Invasive species? Invasive species? I’ll have you know I was spawned just upstream from here! 1.3154 0.04476 149 108 35 6
1338 I'll take that as a compliment 1.3154 0.04864 149 112 27 10
1339 Oh yeah? Well you sweat like a pig! 1.3154 0.04770 149 111 29 9
1340 Make it a double. I drink like a fish . 1.3154 0.04770 149 111 29 9
1341 ...and she laid all of these 100’s of eggs and I said “No Way! Those don’t even look like me.”, so next week we are doing the Povich show. 1.3154 0.04674 149 110 31 8
1342 How upscale is this place? 1.3154 0.04476 149 108 35 6
1343 Both 75% water. We're not so different, you and I ;)" 1.3154 0.04576 149 109 33 7
1344 And then he has the nerve to throw me back! 1.3154 0.04268 149 106 39 4
1345 Sex in the Shoal please...with a sprig of seaweed. 1.3154 0.04770 149 111 29 9
1346 Could you put tops on them, I'm heading to a bash upstream 1.3154 0.04674 149 110 31 8
1347 One more, then I have to get back to the school. 1.3154 0.04476 149 108 35 6
1348 If you were me, you'd drink like a fish too. 1.3154 0.04956 149 113 25 11
1349 You're welcome to your opinion but I'm sure that I drink like a lawyer. 1.3154 0.04770 149 111 29 9
1350 I drink like a fish? How else am I supposed to drink, you specist bastard! 1.3154 0.05047 149 114 23 12
1351 Pay up by tomorrow or you’ll be swimming with me. 1.3154 0.04674 149 110 31 8
1352 One more Cutty Shark, neat. 1.3154 0.04770 149 111 29 9
1353 Since I joined the school I've been drinking like... well, you know. 1.3154 0.04576 149 109 33 7
1354 Mescal, please. With the worm. 1.3154 0.04373 149 107 37 5
1355 Don't let evolution come between us,Adam! 1.3154 0.04770 149 111 29 9
1356 The name's Gilbert, not Gill. 1.3154 0.04956 149 113 25 11
1357 Water on the side, please 1.3154 0.04956 149 113 25 11
1358 I'll take a fin and tonic, please. 1.3154 0.04476 149 108 35 6
1359 A fish goes into a bar. Have you heard that one? 1.3154 0.04956 149 113 25 11
1360 I feel like a fish out of water. 1.3154 0.04864 149 112 27 10
1361 How about you don’t tell me ‘I drink like a fish” and I’ll lay off the Irish jokes!” 1.3154 0.04864 149 112 27 10
1362 Hey, I'm all about carpe diem. 1.3154 0.04674 149 110 31 8
1363 Hey man; is the snapper sittin’ in the booth with anyone? 1.3154 0.04864 149 112 27 10
1364 And if anyone asks for Mike Trout tell them you haven’t seen me. 1.3154 0.04674 149 110 31 8
1365 Something briny. 1.3154 0.04674 149 110 31 8
1366 Anyway I caught this child about three feet long, using just a candy cane bait, 1.3154 0.04864 149 112 27 10
1367 Water... No ice. 1.3154 0.04956 149 113 25 11
1368 Don’t you be Koi with me! 1.3154 0.04770 149 111 29 9
1369 We are divorcing due to irreconcilable differences, he is just too shallow and shellfish. 1.3154 0.04770 149 111 29 9
1370 My wife thinks I'm at the Sunken Ship... 1.3154 0.04674 149 110 31 8
1371 Nobody cared about us when they decided to drain the swamp! 1.3154 0.04674 149 110 31 8
1372 How many more tequilas 'til I get to the worm? 1.3154 0.04576 149 109 33 7
1373 Is this the sand bar? 1.3154 0.04576 149 109 33 7
1374 Trust me, I know just how you feel Mac, school isn't for everyone. 1.3154 0.04576 149 109 33 7
1375 Don't tell PETA I'm here. 1.3154 0.04161 149 105 41 3
1376 Say, did you hear the one about the Boston dame who wanted to get scrod. 1.3154 0.04770 149 111 29 9
1377 So what was that all about - no shirt, no shoes , no service? 1.3154 0.04476 149 108 35 6
1378 I used to be hooked, but I can control myself now. 1.3154 0.04476 149 108 35 6
1379 Don't tell me you are out of water! 1.3154 0.04770 149 111 29 9
1380 The ironic thing is, fish don’t drink. 1.3154 0.04476 149 108 35 6
1381 Out of water I can handle. Out of scotch, no. 1.3154 0.04576 149 109 33 7
1382 I’ll take 12,000 more water cocktails. Hold the cocktail. 1.3154 0.04674 149 110 31 8
1383 So a carp, a mollusk and an octopus walked into a bar ... 1.3154 0.04888 130 95 29 6
1384 Drink, drink, drink...And I'm underwater on my home. 1.3151 0.04209 146 103 40 3
1385 I won't let you off the hook if you call me chum again. 1.3151 0.04209 146 103 40 3
1386 Of course I do! That's what I am! 1.3151 0.04428 146 105 36 5
1387 And none of your "like a fish" jokes. 1.3151 0.04095 146 102 42 2
1388 And when I proposed she carped at the idea. 1.3145 0.04004 159 112 44 3
1389 Joe, are you watering down my drink? 1.3145 0.03903 159 111 46 2
1390 So, I’ve heard you have bar flies... 1.3143 0.04975 140 105 26 9
1391 I'd set you up with a friend but there's a catch. 1.3143 0.04655 140 102 32 6
1392 ... and try not to drown it this time. 1.3129 0.04998 147 112 24 11
1393 Now you know exactly what they mean. 1.3129 0.04904 147 111 26 10
1394 Hey, can you recommend a white that goes with fish? 1.3129 0.04808 147 110 28 9
1395 Of course I drink like a fish. What's your point, buddy? 1.3129 0.04507 147 107 34 6
1396 A Bass Ale, please, barman ! 1.3129 0.04296 147 105 38 4
1397 You are what you eat. 1.3129 0.04710 147 109 30 8
1398 ... and then she said, ‘Don’t worry. There are lots of other fish in the sea.’ Like, how does that help me? I live in friggin’ Cleveland!! 1.3129 0.04296 147 105 38 4
1399 So I swam and I swam right over that dam. 1.3129 0.04710 147 109 30 8
1400 That's very funny, "a fish out of water", like I haven't heard that before"... 1.3129 0.04998 147 112 24 11
1401 I'm not like a fish out of water. I am a fish out of water. 1.3129 0.04403 147 106 36 5
1402 Who are you to tell me that I should scale back 1.3129 0.04904 147 111 26 10
1403 If anyone tells you there are plenty of fish in the sea, they’re lying. 1.3129 0.04186 147 104 40 3
1404 I'm ok to dive home. 1.3129 0.04507 147 107 34 6
1405 No, Bill, do you know what there are "plenty" of? Straws! 1.3129 0.04808 147 110 28 9
1406 You think you got it tough Buddy? I can't even drown my sorrows! 1.3129 0.04610 147 108 32 7
1407 What's that's supposed mean, anyway? Drink like a fish? What exactly does a fish drink like? Do all fish drink alike? Huh buddy? 1.3129 0.04710 147 109 30 8
1408 Water’s probably a good idea. 1.3129 0.04403 147 106 36 5
1409 Yup, I'm the one that got away. 1.3129 0.05090 147 113 22 12
1410 My doctor advised more fluids... 1.3129 0.04808 147 110 28 9
1411 Big fish, small pond...you know the story. 1.3129 0.04507 147 107 34 6
1412 Did you just ask me if I am 18 or over? 1.3129 0.04904 147 111 26 10
1413 She told me there are other fish in the sea... 1.3129 0.04610 147 108 32 7
1414 Well, at least I don't smoke like a chimney! 1.3129 0.04808 147 110 28 9
1415 Your staring is weirding me out! 1.3129 0.04808 147 110 28 9
1416 I was flushed as a child. So yeah, I drink. 1.3129 0.04610 147 108 32 7
1417 Give me a few more, buddy. I have a reputation to protect 1.3129 0.04808 147 110 28 9
1418 Mind if I run a tab, I’m expecting a priest and a rabbi any minute. 1.3129 0.04808 147 110 28 9
1419 And now I wonder, what was so bad about the small pond? 1.3129 0.04610 147 108 32 7
1420 Just found out my wife is sleeping with the fishes. 1.3129 0.04808 147 110 28 9
1421 I want a dry dirty water. An ounce of PCB, garnish of plastic, shaken not stirred. 1.3129 0.04808 147 110 28 9
1422 Bartender: We don't get many carp in here. Carp: At these prices, I can see why. 1.3129 0.04403 147 106 36 5
1423 You’re lucky, we only serve fish on Fridays. 1.3129 0.04808 147 110 28 9
1424 I down 1000 of gallons a day and you’re cutting me off after 8 ounces of bourbon? 1.3129 0.04610 147 108 32 7
1425 Open tab please; I drink like a fish. 1.3129 0.04710 147 109 30 8
1426 A fish never walks into a bar 1.3129 0.04610 147 108 32 7
1427 On the positive side, after the plastic surgery, I don't need clothes no more 1.3129 0.04808 147 110 28 9
1428 Well, how else am I supposed to drink?" 1.3129 0.04808 147 110 28 9
1429 Fifteen bucks? All I got is two fins. 1.3129 0.04610 147 108 32 7
1430 So what if I want some goldfish crackers? 1.3129 0.04403 147 106 36 5
1431 What do you mean she drinks like a fish? 1.3129 0.04808 147 110 28 9
1432 ...and sprinkle some flakes on the top of that. 1.3129 0.04186 147 104 40 3
1433 No, I don’t need a straw! 1.3129 0.04710 147 109 30 8
1434 Yeah? Well you sit wrapped in newspaper for three days and see how good you smell buddy! 1.3129 0.04507 147 107 34 6
1435 ....and don't even get me started about the plastic. 1.3129 0.04507 147 107 34 6
1436 My 23,000 kids never write. 1.3129 0.04507 147 107 34 6
1437 I said dry gin, dammit. I don't care if it kills me. 1.3129 0.04507 147 107 34 6
1438 You’re right, it’s her loss: I’M the one that got away! 1.3129 0.04403 147 106 36 5
1439 Just a glass of water without my own crap in it, please. 1.3129 0.04998 147 112 24 11
1440 I’ve found Plenty of Fish to be the best dating site for me. 1.3129 0.04808 147 110 28 9
1441 Someone told me this is a watering hole? 1.3129 0.04808 147 110 28 9
1442 Brilliant - who else would I "drink like"? 1.3129 0.04904 147 111 26 10
1443 This is OK, but I do prefer the sand bar. 1.3129 0.04507 147 107 34 6
1444 Ok. So John the Baptist, Jacques Cousteau and Scott Pruitt walk into a bar... 1.3129 0.04610 147 108 32 7
1445 Where is this "sea" that you speak of? 1.3129 0.04710 147 109 30 8
1446 I heard this is a good place to hook up. 1.3129 0.04808 147 110 28 9
1447 Gin martini, brackish. 1.3129 0.04610 147 108 32 7
1448 A martini with an anchovy. 1.3129 0.04610 147 108 32 7
1449 And, no cracks about drowning my sorrows. 1.3129 0.04610 147 108 32 7
1450 No I wouldn't rather have a Bass Ale, thank you. 1.3129 0.04710 147 109 30 8
1451 You think fish vagina smells like people? 1.3129 0.05090 147 113 22 12
1452 Anything but water. 1.3129 0.04904 147 111 26 10
1453 So...then I says to this Geni... "you can't do that..just go ahead and try" 1.3129 0.04904 147 111 26 10
1454 I may be a fish out of water but I'll be damned if I'm out of alcohol too. Keep 'em coming." 1.3129 0.04610 147 108 32 7
1455 Everyone just assumed I drink like a fish. So I decided, what the heck, I'll start drinking like a fish. 1.3129 0.04904 147 111 26 10
1456 I dare you. I double dare you, Jonah. Tell me I drink like a fish one more time, and let's see what happens... 1.3129 0.04610 147 108 32 7
1457 Just a glass of salt water, please - I'm swimming. 1.3129 0.04998 147 112 24 11
1458 I drink like a fish. That's the best you got? 1.3129 0.04710 147 109 30 8
1459 And then at every meeting, they serve those damn Pepperidge Farm crackers. 1.3129 0.04507 147 107 34 6
1460 I think you've had enough. You're looking a little green around the gills. 1.3129 0.04904 147 111 26 10
1461 Have you read “Being Russian” by D.J. Trump”? 1.3125 0.04235 144 102 39 3
1462 Show me the collusion. 1.3125 0.04803 128 93 30 5
1463 And then I said, I'm just trying to be koi. 1.3121 0.04627 141 103 32 6
1464 Quit giving me that walleyed look... 1.3120 0.05257 125 94 23 8
1465 I stumble around the room when I DON’T drink. 1.3111 0.04757 135 99 30 6
1466 Then I sez, "No! I don't drink LIKE a fish!!! 1.3111 0.04639 135 98 32 5
1467 The thing is, I just don't feel quite in my element anywhere anymore. 1.3111 0.05201 135 103 22 10
1468 I’m always attracted to the wrong guys. They lure me in with shiney bling then just keep tossing me back. 1.3111 0.04757 135 99 30 6
1469 She fell for me the moment she saw me - hook, line and sinker 1.3103 0.04846 145 109 27 9
1470 Since she left I feel like a fish out of water 1.3103 0.04540 145 106 33 6
1471 Just a splash, please. 1.3103 0.04540 145 106 33 6
1472 I’ll have another. I feel dehydrated. 1.3103 0.04746 145 108 29 8
1473 Why don't you put up the GONE FISHIN' sign, and we'll takle it from there? 1.3103 0.04746 145 108 29 8
1474 She hooks every boyfriend by fixing him a Grasshopper to drink, but I didn't take the bait. Most guys fall for it hook, line, and sinker. 1.3103 0.04644 145 107 31 7
1475 And for my third wish I said I wanted to be able drink like a fish without falling on my butt. So presto, no butt. 1.3103 0.05134 145 112 21 12
1476 Actually, I drink in moderation. 1.3103 0.04746 145 108 29 8
1477 I find your use of the phrase "drinks like a fish" to be both specist and demeaning. 1.3103 0.04540 145 106 33 6
1478 I thought I would take a gap year and see the world before I spawn. 1.3103 0.04644 145 107 31 7
1479 Haven't you heard of pickled Herring? 1.3103 0.04746 145 108 29 8
1480 I'm not like the other fishes 1.3103 0.04846 145 109 27 9
1481 Whaddya' mean, "you don't serve fish here"? 1.3103 0.04746 145 108 29 8
1482 Have I got a story for you... 1.3103 0.04644 145 107 31 7
1483 I tell you that man I caught was this short if he wasn't even shorter! 1.3103 0.04944 145 110 25 10
1484 No alcohol, I don't want to get pickled. 1.3103 0.04540 145 106 33 6
1485 Tap water is fine, but can you put it in a really big glass? 1.3103 0.04324 145 104 37 4
1486 I'M looking for Mr. Chips. 1.3103 0.04944 145 110 25 10
1487 . . . and why isn't it a moose-out-of-water story? 1.3103 0.04540 145 106 33 6
1488 You can't take my keys! I biked here. 1.3103 0.04746 145 108 29 8
1489 You're kidding? Out of water? 1.3103 0.04944 145 110 25 10
1490 The rabbi and priest are right behind me. 1.3103 0.04846 145 109 27 9
1491 It’s a bit too dry for my taste 1.3103 0.04944 145 110 25 10
1492 Back in my day, all we had to worry about was BP oil spills 1.3103 0.04746 145 108 29 8
1493 Who wouldn't drink like a fish these days? 1.3103 0.05040 145 111 23 11
1494 What're you looking at? Where do you think the term DRINK LIKE A FISH came from?? 1.3103 0.04746 145 108 29 8
1495 You guessed it -- I'm the one that got away. 1.3103 0.04944 145 110 25 10
1496 You look like you've never seen a fish out of water. 1.3103 0.04433 145 105 35 5
1497 I’ll have a Tuna Surprise, and no wise cracks. 1.3103 0.05040 145 111 23 11
1498 My bicycle left me and life’s just not the same. 1.3103 0.04746 145 108 29 8
1499 I'm a Pisces. What are you, a Leo? 1.3103 0.04846 145 109 27 9
1500 We’ve adapted. 1.3103 0.04644 145 107 31 7
1501 Apparently, I drink like a human. 1.3103 0.04433 145 105 35 5
1502 I'll have what the fish in the back aquarium are having. 1.3103 0.04644 145 107 31 7
1503 Thanks for drink. Will a fin take care of it? 1.3103 0.04644 145 107 31 7
1504 I’m not getting green around the gills- that’s just algae. 1.3103 0.04846 145 109 27 9
1505 Give me a river on the rocks. 1.3103 0.04846 145 109 27 9
1506 The swim-up bar was too crowded. 1.3103 0.04324 145 104 37 4
1507 I first got hooked when I was a minnow. 1.3103 0.04746 145 108 29 8
1508 At least I won’t drown in my sorrows 1.3103 0.04644 145 107 31 7
1509 I'm meeting a guy here; he said that he can hook me up. 1.3103 0.04433 145 105 35 5
1510 Hey, I'll drink the way nature intended, ok? 1.3103 0.04944 145 110 25 10
1511 A little dry for my taste. 1.3103 0.04540 145 106 33 6
1512 OK - I'll try an Evian. 1.3103 0.04540 145 106 33 6
1513 I'm meeting Michael Avenatti to discuss my deposition. 1.3103 0.04540 145 106 33 6
1514 You’re out of water? No, I’m out of water. 1.3103 0.04846 145 109 27 9
1515 May I have a glass of water please? - a very large glass of water. 1.3103 0.04433 145 105 35 5
1516 She said she needed me like she needed a bicycle. 1.3103 0.04644 145 107 31 7
1517 No, I swear- this is not a Fish Story. 1.3103 0.04540 145 106 33 6
1518 I'm just trolling for a hook-up. 1.3103 0.04433 145 105 35 5
1519 Just one more-I had a bad day in school. 1.3103 0.04433 145 105 35 5
1520 Actually, it’s an idiom. The word “like” doesn’t automatically make it a simile. 1.3103 0.04846 145 109 27 9
1521 You got anything back there that'll wash down this fishy taste? 1.3103 0.04540 145 106 33 6
1522 Of course I’m cold-blooded,” I tell her 1.3103 0.04644 145 107 31 7
1523 CWater, straight up, room temperature, in a five gallon tank, as soon as possible 1.3103 0.04944 145 110 25 10
1524 Keep the Perrier coming. I feel like a real fish out of water tonight! 1.3103 0.04540 145 106 33 6
1525 Well, you pour like a human. 1.3103 0.04944 145 110 25 10
1526 Hey pal, I said my wife was a “nice bass.” 1.3103 0.04846 145 109 27 9
1527 Just something wet. 1.3103 0.04644 145 107 31 7
1528 I know what you're thinking, another fish-out-of-water story, right? 1.3103 0.04644 145 107 31 7
1529 Right now what I need is a lot of water. 1.3103 0.04846 145 109 27 9
1530 Well, maybe if the service around here wasn't so slow, I wouldn't be out of water. 1.3103 0.05040 145 111 23 11
1531 ...and then he says the scales of justice are tilted for the rich. What does he know about scales? 1.3103 0.04644 145 107 31 7
1532 Yes, another one. I am a fish out of water. 1.3103 0.04746 145 108 29 8
1533 What type of wine is best with salmon? 1.3103 0.04846 145 109 27 9
1534 I'm going through a deep blue period. 1.3103 0.04433 145 105 35 5
1535 Of course I drink like a fish. Duh! 1.3103 0.04644 145 107 31 7
1536 I don't care if I do look blue around the gills. Keep those drinks coming ! 1.3103 0.04540 145 106 33 6
1537 She wants me to swim upstream with her for a week. Can you believe that? 1.3103 0.04746 145 108 29 8
1538 They said this was the nearest watering hole. 1.3103 0.04746 145 108 29 8
1539 I’m a Pisces 1.3103 0.04846 145 109 27 9
1540 You seen Vinny lately? I'm supposed to be sleeping with him. 1.3103 0.05040 145 111 23 11
1541 You drink like a fish. Oh how original. Right up there with a rabbi, a priest and a nun........ 1.3103 0.04644 145 107 31 7
1542 Well, I had to get out of there. I was in hot water. 1.3103 0.04746 145 108 29 8
1543 A martini, but not too dry. 1.3103 0.04644 145 107 31 7
1544 I asked for a wet martini, not dry. 1.3103 0.04644 145 107 31 7
1545 He was this big. 1.3103 0.04644 145 107 31 7
1546 Say Mac, send a drink over to the little Angel at table 3 and set me up again. 1.3103 0.04644 145 107 31 7
1547 I'm supposed to meet a priest and a rabbi here. 1.3103 0.04644 145 107 31 7
1548 Forget the peanuts. I want that worm even if I have to drink the whole bottle of tequila 1.3103 0.04540 145 106 33 6
1549 I got you there, I didn’t WALK into this bar. 1.3103 0.04644 145 107 31 7
1550 I'm_not_driving. Bike's out front. 1.3103 0.04644 145 107 31 7
1551 Your job is to pour the drinks, not to comment on what I drink like. 1.3103 0.04644 145 107 31 7
1552 Oh yea, well you probably eat like a pig. So, shut up! 1.3103 0.04644 145 107 31 7
1553 It'll be the Great American Novel, Mac. I call it, "The Scales of Justice." Now pour me another -- you're looking at a fish out of gin. 1.3103 0.04746 145 108 29 8
1554 Just throw a glass of water on my face. 1.3103 0.04324 145 104 37 4
1555 I don’t drink LIKE a fish. I AM a fish. 1.3103 0.04746 145 108 29 8
1556 It's ok, Im not driving tonight 1.3103 0.05040 145 111 23 11
1557 I used to be a simile, look at me now. 1.3103 0.04746 145 108 29 8
1558 So, a rabbi, a priest and Herman Melville walk into a bar..... 1.3103 0.04644 145 107 31 7
1559 Me? A drinking problem?! 1.3103 0.04324 145 104 37 4
1560 ...and YOU tend bar like a human. 1.3103 0.04746 145 108 29 8
1561 Goldie! What's yours? 1.3103 0.04324 145 104 37 4
1562 I'm having such an out of water type day. 1.3103 0.04746 145 108 29 8
1563 She sued me. Me sushi! 1.3103 0.04746 145 108 29 8
1564 That's a red herring. 1.3103 0.04644 145 107 31 7
1565 Of course I need a drink. I'm a fish out of water. 1.3103 0.04540 145 106 33 6
1566 Salt water, neat.........keep 'em coming! 1.3103 0.04746 145 108 29 8
1567 I don’t care what the recipe says, put some salt in it. 1.3103 0.04644 145 107 31 7
1568 Have you got something with a little water in it? 1.3103 0.04746 145 108 29 8
1569 Hey, the Sturgeon General says there’s nothing wrong with a couple of drinks a day. 1.3103 0.04644 145 107 31 7
1570 It's tough for a guy like me to drown his sorrows. 1.3103 0.04846 145 109 27 9
1571 Yes, the rumors are true, I DO drink like a fish. 1.3103 0.04644 145 107 31 7
1572 A wet martini, please 1.3103 0.04944 145 110 25 10
1573 They`re in bed, see, and the lobster says to the clam, “did you remember the butter”? 1.3103 0.04746 145 108 29 8
1574 I'm not carping because I'm drunk – it's just who I am. 1.3103 0.04746 145 108 29 8
1575 I'm trying to not get hooked on this stuff! 1.3103 0.04746 145 108 29 8
1576 I trying to kick it, but I would kill for a glass of water about now. 1.3103 0.04746 145 108 29 8
1577 I don't care what 23 and Me says, we aren't related! 1.3103 0.04540 145 106 33 6
1578 Who does your hair? 1.3103 0.04746 145 108 29 8
1579 Waddya mean, you ain't got a shrimp cocktail? Isn't this a bar? 1.3103 0.04746 145 108 29 8
1580 Did you catch the Marlins game? 1.3103 0.04746 145 108 29 8
1581 She says’ Quit your carping’”and I’m like “ that’s the best version of me” 1.3103 0.04540 145 106 33 6
1582 Drink like a fish...no, I've never heard that one before! 1.3103 0.04846 145 109 27 9
1583 I can’t even drown my sorrows! 1.3103 0.04746 145 108 29 8
1584 Screw you! You wouldn't be saying I drink a lot if I weren't Irish." 1.3101 0.04897 129 95 28 6
1585 Hear anything more about this spawn and die thing? 1.3099 0.04707 142 105 30 7
1586 Don't be Koi with me. 1.3099 0.04377 142 102 36 4
1587 I’m having a bit of trouble breathing. May I have a glass of water? 1.3099 0.04915 142 107 26 9
1588 She left me for a carp. Can you believe it? A CARP! 1.3099 0.04915 142 107 26 9
1589 ...sigh, I used to be a GREAT catch! 1.3099 0.04812 142 106 28 8
1590 I'm fine to swim home." 1.3095 0.04972 126 93 27 6
1591 My shrink says it's because I can't commit. 1.3094 0.04314 139 99 37 3
1592 Can you call me an Uber Pool? 1.3089 0.04637 123 88 32 3
1593 I look like a hooker?” 1.3087 0.04752 149 112 28 9
1594 Do you think I look fat in this dress? 1.3083 0.04912 133 99 27 7
1595 spare the sarcasm and keep the tab going 1.3083 0.04551 133 96 33 4
1596 I don't like the atmosphere. 1.3083 0.05027 133 100 25 8
1597 No, I don't want it dry. 1.3077 0.04783 143 107 28 8
1598 OK. Can I have one for the ocean? 1.3077 0.04679 143 106 30 7
1599 Stop me if you've heard this one. A horse walks into a bar... 1.3077 0.04865 130 96 28 6
1600 On the rocks, like my eggs. 1.3077 0.04679 143 106 30 7
1601 I'm a saltwater fish in a freshwater world. 1.3077 0.04783 143 107 28 8
1602 Yeah, well you probably drink like a human. 1.3077 0.04885 143 108 26 9
1603 A vodka martini, dry. But, you know, not too dry. 1.3077 0.04679 143 106 30 7
1604 No, tell me, what DOES a fish drink like? 1.3077 0.04573 143 105 32 6
1605 I've been swimmin' upstream all my life. 1.3077 0.04352 143 103 36 4
1606 No, this isn’t just another fish story. 1.3077 0.04985 143 109 24 10
1607 You're fired he says. You've become too big for this pond. 1.3077 0.04573 143 105 32 6
1608 What do you mean you served me three seconds ago? 1.3077 0.04885 143 108 26 9
1609 Never underestimate the power of a simile. 1.3077 0.04885 143 108 26 9
1610 Drink like a fish? 6 shots is nothing! 1.3077 0.04679 143 106 30 7
1611 Not meeting anyone. Just here for the halibut. 1.3077 0.04679 143 106 30 7
1612 Has anyone ever said you look just like the dude in "Gandhi" 1.3077 0.04885 143 108 26 9
1613 I thought she was playing coy, but turned out she was just koi. 1.3077 0.04783 143 107 28 8
1614 Anything but water--I'm so sick of it. 1.3077 0.04573 143 105 32 6
1615 Turns out she was a catfish. 1.3077 0.04985 143 109 24 10
1616 CAN YOU MAKE AN EXTRA WET MARTINI 1.3077 0.04783 143 107 28 8
1617 No salt this time, Johnny. Makes me too homesick. 1.3077 0.04679 143 106 30 7
1618 Make that with extra salt, please. 1.3077 0.04679 143 106 30 7
1619 Every time a bell rings, an angelfish gets its wings. 1.3077 0.05083 143 110 22 11
1620 A tequilla, straight up, double worms. 1.3077 0.04352 143 103 36 4
1621 If you want to swim with the fishes, you have to drink like a fish. 1.3077 0.04679 143 106 30 7
1622 And before you ask, no, I don't want it watered down 1.3077 0.04679 143 106 30 7
1623 Ask “on the rocks?” one more time, buddy—one more time! 1.3077 0.03873 143 99 44 0
1624 You're looking at me like no one's ordered a Shirley Temple before. 1.3077 0.04783 143 107 28 8
1625 I swear to God, if you say the words "belly up"... 1.3077 0.04679 143 106 30 7
1626 Yes, thanks, I HAVE heard I drink like a fish. 1.3077 0.04679 143 106 30 7
1627 You have no idea what it's like to be a fish out of water. 1.3077 0.04783 143 107 28 8
1628 Forget the tequila just give me the worm. 1.3077 0.04783 143 107 28 8
1629 One day you're a protected species, the next day they're blaming wildfires on you. 1.3077 0.04885 143 108 26 9
1630 I carp about everything. 1.3077 0.04573 143 105 32 6
1631 Some guys just think they're into mermaids...because they have never had a whole fish. 1.3077 0.04783 143 107 28 8
1632 Stop watering down my drinks. 1.3077 0.04679 143 106 30 7
1633 spare me the "to the gills" jokes and pour me another shot... 1.3077 0.04352 143 103 36 4
1634 Give me one good reason why I shouldn't drink like a fish. 1.3077 0.04679 143 106 30 7
1635 Listen, a fish out of water sometimes needs a drink, OK? 1.3077 0.04985 143 109 24 10
1636 Some days I feel like a fish out of water. 1.3077 0.04783 143 107 28 8
1637 I'd like a bowl of water 1.3077 0.04464 143 104 34 5
1638 Water, no ice and make it salty 1.3077 0.04352 143 103 36 4
1639 Let's just get this out of the way. No, I don't work for scale. Yes, I drink like a fish. No, I don't have a "fin" I can lend you. I want a gill of the scotch and some caviar with oyster crackers... and keep 'em coming. 1.3077 0.04783 143 107 28 8
1640 Listen Clyde, I don't need a man or a bicycle. 1.3077 0.04985 143 109 24 10
1641 But enough about me. Whats your story? 1.3077 0.04679 143 106 30 7
1642 You ever seen the "Shape of Water"? 1.3077 0.04985 143 109 24 10
1643 Tequila, with extra worms... and hold the tequila. 1.3077 0.05179 143 111 20 12
1644 So then I says ‘you better watch out or you’ll be swimmin’ with the people’ 1.3077 0.04985 143 109 24 10
1645 You know something? You really are the best bartender in this bowl. 1.3077 0.04573 143 105 32 6
1646 So we're flirting and I tell her 'Don't be coy!', but she kinda took it the wrong way. 1.3077 0.04679 143 106 30 7
1647 Every time someone says 'You drink like a fish' I take a shot. 1.3077 0.04679 143 106 30 7
1648 Oh yeah?! And you steal like a bartender! 1.3077 0.04679 143 106 30 7
1649 Aqua, vîte 1.3077 0.04573 143 105 32 6
1650 Scotch and salt water, please. 1.3077 0.04573 143 105 32 6
1651 OK, I drink like a fish. What about it?" 1.3077 0.04783 143 107 28 8
1652 ‘Plenty of Fish’ my foot! Maybe I’ll try Tinder. 1.3077 0.04885 143 108 26 9
1653 I used to drink like a man. 1.3077 0.05083 143 110 22 11
1654 I don’t think I can drive, can you point me to nearest toilet? 1.3077 0.04783 143 107 28 8
1655 When they flushed me down the bowl I knew I had to strike out on my own! 1.3077 0.04679 143 106 30 7
1656 You do realize this is not a costume? 1.3077 0.04885 143 108 26 9
1657 Unfortunately, I'm only attracted to barracudas. 1.3071 0.04744 140 104 29 7
1658 Hey… just because I am drunk, doesn’t mean I am gonna take the bait, pal” 1.3071 0.04851 140 105 27 8
1659 I met her on line, but recently she keeps asking me for a picture. 1.3071 0.05058 140 107 23 10
1660 Yes, I'm doing swimmingly. And, no, I don't drink like a fish. So quit carping and give me a Cutty with a splash. 1.3071 0.05159 140 108 21 11
1661 I remember when this place used to be an ocean. 1.3071 0.04634 140 103 31 6
1662 Can you recommend a marine biologist in this neighborhood? 1.3071 0.04634 140 103 31 6
1663 It's like I always say, give a fish a drink and he'll be drunk for a day. But, teach a fish to drink. . . 1.3071 0.04744 140 104 29 7
1664 Hey buddy I swam upstream all day and can have as many drinks as I want! 1.3071 0.04289 140 100 37 3
1665 Oh ya? Well you eat like a horse. 1.3071 0.04851 140 105 27 8
1666 This is six, I ordered Seven Seas. 1.3071 0.04851 140 105 27 8
1667 The last bartender who alluded to my drinking like a fish is currently "swimming with the fishes". 1.3071 0.04851 140 105 27 8
1668 I've swallowed toxic radiation. What's a beer gonna do to me? 1.3071 0.04851 140 105 27 8
1669 And the next guy I got away from was even bigger! 1.3071 0.04851 140 105 27 8
1670 What are you saying...How’s a fish SUPPOSED to drink? 1.3071 0.04522 140 102 33 5
1671 Do you have any of those little cheesy goldfish to munch on? 1.3071 0.04956 140 106 25 9
1672 They don’t tell you how hard it is outside of the tank. 1.3071 0.04522 140 102 33 5
1673 Do you have any idea how hard it is living up to an idiom? 1.3071 0.04634 140 103 31 6
1674 Hey, you're Tony Levin! I love your work with King Crimson! You're the reason I learned to play "bass!" . . . Get it?? "Bass," like the fish, and like the instrument? . . . Yeah, I know they're pronounced differently . . . Oh, just gimme a damn beer. 1.3071 0.04956 140 106 25 9
1675 One mezcal, neat....Don’t forget the worm. 1.3071 0.04851 140 105 27 8
1676 Let me tell you one more thing. I’m tired of swimming upstream. 1.3071 0.04634 140 103 31 6
1677 You should have seen the guy that almost caught me! 1.3071 0.04634 140 103 31 6
1678 Trust me when I tell you that the last shot tasted ‘watered’.” 1.3071 0.04744 140 104 29 7
1679 What did you *think* I was gonna drink like? 1.3071 0.04851 140 105 27 8
1680 Why does everyone think I'm a Pisces? 1.3071 0.04634 140 103 31 6
1681 I don't like my drinks on the rocks for obvious reasons. 1.3071 0.04744 140 104 29 7
1682 Saltwater. Make it a double. 1.3071 0.04522 140 102 33 5
1683 Only the President spells FISH with a P! 1.3071 0.05058 140 107 23 10
1684 Got any human crackers? 1.3071 0.04851 140 105 27 8
1685 There ain't nothin' more powerful than the odor of mendacity. 1.3071 0.04634 140 103 31 6
1686 They say I drink like a you-know-what" 1.3071 0.04522 140 102 33 5
1687 Personally, I find the saying more aspirational. 1.3071 0.04956 140 106 25 9
1688 No I am not admiral ackbar 1.3071 0.04851 140 105 27 8
1689 Saltwater, neat. 1.3071 0.04744 140 104 29 7
1690 I'd be considered a good catch in most fishing holes. 1.3071 0.04634 140 103 31 6
1691 Glad to see you're a cool guy. In most bars I get the fisheye. 1.3071 0.04956 140 106 25 9
1692 I'll take it straight. I'm trying to cut back on water. 1.3071 0.04851 140 105 27 8
1693 So a shark, a minnow and a clown fish walk into a bar... 1.3071 0.04744 140 104 29 7
1694 ...not everybody who comes in here can drown their sorrows, capiche? 1.3071 0.04744 140 104 29 7
1695 I can’t keep myself afloat ever since the stock market crashed. 1.3071 0.04634 140 103 31 6
1696 I feel so cheap becoming a Field & Stream centerfold. 1.3071 0.04634 140 103 31 6
1697 You, sir, have no idea how much a fish can drink. 1.3071 0.04744 140 104 29 7
1698 Yeah, I am that fish... 1.3071 0.04634 140 103 31 6
1699 Turns out all those other fish in the sea were also sleeping with Karen. 1.3071 0.04956 140 106 25 9
1700 I just can't have another drink. I'm stuffed to the gills. 1.3071 0.04634 140 103 31 6
1701 I'm a human, what have YOU been drinking? 1.3071 0.04522 140 102 33 5
1702 I don't tell you how to breathe, you don't tell me how to drink. 1.3071 0.04744 140 104 29 7
1703 Yeah,​ I drink like a Fish, you got a problem with that? 1.3071 0.04851 140 105 27 8
1704 Listen, pal. “It’ll cost you a fin” really gets old after a while. 1.3071 0.05058 140 107 23 10
1705 Luca Brasi? Yeah, maybe I’ ve seen him. Who wants to know? 1.3071 0.05159 140 108 21 11
1706 No, you can't have a fin! 1.3071 0.04522 140 102 33 5
1707 Another splash please. 1.3071 0.04634 140 103 31 6
1708 Listen, I constantly drink my own filth. Don't tell me what I can and can't handle. 1.3071 0.04744 140 104 29 7
1709 And then I tell her, "A bigger pond gots nothing that we don't have right here!" 1.3071 0.04851 140 105 27 8
1710 Why, yes, I do drink a little too much....why do you ask? 1.3071 0.04042 140 98 41 1
1711 I drink because I look like a penis with fins 1.3071 0.04956 140 106 25 9
1712 You’re out of water? 1.3071 0.04744 140 104 29 7
1713 Give me a shot of pond water, and leave the bowl. 1.3071 0.04634 140 103 31 6
1714 And there I was, like a fish out of vodka. 1.3071 0.04956 140 106 25 9
1715 Has Jonah been here lately? 1.3071 0.04634 140 103 31 6
1716 Got anything with more oxygen? 1.3071 0.04744 140 104 29 7
1717 Whaddaya mean there's something fishy about my story? 1.3071 0.04851 140 105 27 8
1718 She was just a little carp! I turned her into a koi! I found us a perfect pond! It had lily pads! Lots of them! It had a porcelain castle fountain, for pity's sake! It had beautiful algae. We were happy! ..until she ran off with a guppy!! A GUPPY!! 1.3071 0.04744 140 104 29 7
1719 Not thanks. I'm tanked. 1.3071 0.04407 140 101 35 4
1720 I know I'm on the hook for this, but it's his ass that's on the line! 1.3071 0.04522 140 102 33 5
1721 So there’s no Flappy Hour? 1.3071 0.04956 140 106 25 9
1722 Yeah, I'm a Siamese fighting fish. You wanna make something of it? 1.3071 0.04634 140 103 31 6
1723 Never tell a Genie that “you feel like a fish out of water!” 1.3071 0.04851 140 105 27 8
1724 Of all the fin joints in town, she has to swim into this one. 1.3071 0.04744 140 104 29 7
1725 Yeah? Your mother breaths like a human! 1.3071 0.04851 140 105 27 8
1726 I don't need you to tell me to scale back! 1.3071 0.04956 140 106 25 9
1727 Hey! You don't know the things I've seen. I was on that basement wall for 20 years. Pour Billy another! 1.3071 0.04744 140 104 29 7
1728 A pint please and one for the river 1.3071 0.04522 140 102 33 5
1729 What's the matter...never seen anyone drink like a fish? 1.3071 0.04956 140 106 25 9
1730 Listen pal, I decide when I need water. 1.3071 0.04634 140 103 31 6
1731 Not one word! 1.3071 0.04744 140 104 29 7
1732 When I say a splash, I mean a big splash. 1.3071 0.04744 140 104 29 7
1733 I know, I know. You don't get many big fish in here. 1.3071 0.04522 140 102 33 5
1734 Bartender, I'll have a tequila with extra worms. 1.3071 0.04851 140 105 27 8
1735 This is the only place where I'm not made to feel like a fish out of water. 1.3071 0.05058 140 107 23 10
1736 What do you have that goes with Tilapia? 1.3071 0.04851 140 105 27 8
1737 And one more for the stream... 1.3071 0.04956 140 106 25 9
1738 Thank Cod -- you are such a good listener!!! 1.3071 0.04851 140 105 27 8
1739 Water. Hold the scotch. 1.3071 0.04522 140 102 33 5
1740 Well, I once had a drink that was THIS big. 1.3071 0.04851 140 105 27 8
1741 The evolution train left without me 1.3071 0.04744 140 104 29 7
1742 I'm toasting the day I swam out of the Flint River. 1.3071 0.04744 140 104 29 7
1743 No, no, I'll BE the pickled herring! 1.3071 0.04956 140 106 25 9
1744 Sand bars are totally overrated 1.3071 0.04744 140 104 29 7
1745 No, I don't want that martini dry. 1.3071 0.04851 140 105 27 8
1746 I dried out at rehab 1.3071 0.04634 140 103 31 6
1747 Scotch and water, bourbon and water, water and water, whatever. Just make it quick! 1.3071 0.04938 127 94 27 6
1748 Let me have another Jim Bream, please. 1.3066 0.04087 137 96 40 1
1749 So I told her, I've had it with your constant mocking of my mouth movements! 1.3061 0.04691 147 110 29 8
1750 I got tired of the meat market. 1.3050 0.04381 141 102 35 4
1751 You can't cut me off just because I drink like a fish. 1.3050 0.04606 141 104 31 6
1752 Yeah, well you serve like a mammal! 1.3050 0.04925 141 107 25 9
1753 Yes! I want the one with the worm! 1.3047 0.05150 128 97 23 8
1754 -----SO THIS FISH SWIMS INTO A BAR------- 1.3047 0.05268 128 98 21 9
1755 You'll never believe it, I got this great man story.. 1.3043 0.04890 138 104 26 8
1756 I’ll have a Catch and Release with a twist of kelp. 1.3043 0.04669 138 102 30 6
1757 So, is this the only watehole in town? 1.3043 0.04781 138 103 28 7
1758 No more fake castles and caves. This, _this_ is an aquarium ornament. 1.3043 0.04781 138 103 28 7
1759 I’ve been told I drink like a fish, so I’m trying to scale it back. 1.3043 0.04997 138 105 24 9
1760 Of course I know it's your well scotch... I'm a bottom feeder. 1.3043 0.04997 138 105 24 9
1761 Now, you know where the expression, "drink like a fish", comes from, my friend. 1.3043 0.05205 138 107 20 11
1762 Another freshwater! Can’t get it back home. 1.3043 0.04669 138 102 30 6
1763 Martini, please. Extremely wet." 1.3043 0.04554 138 101 32 5
1764 What do you mean, 'I must be looking to get tanked?' 1.3043 0.04781 138 103 28 7
1765 A priest, a lawyer, and a doctor walk into a bar.... 1.3043 0.04669 138 102 30 6
1766 Don't get me started on the pescatarians. 1.3043 0.04669 138 102 30 6
1767 Yes, and I'm going to drink like one too. 1.3043 0.04997 138 105 24 9
1768 So, a horse walks into a bar and says, "Do you serve fish here?" 1.3043 0.04669 138 102 30 6
1769 Doesn’t matter. As long as no fish ever peed in it. 1.3043 0.04669 138 102 30 6
1770 So I said, "listen buddy, nobody calls ME a Haddock." 1.3043 0.04669 138 102 30 6
1771 Eighteen bucks for a martini?! ... and they call me cold-blooded." 1.3043 0.04669 138 102 30 6
1772 Yeah, I drink and I'm a fish, got a problem? 1.3043 0.04669 138 102 30 6
1773 So I say to her,"Don't get coy with me." 1.3043 0.04781 138 103 28 7
1774 I don’t like to drink out of school... 1.3043 0.04997 138 105 24 9
1775 Yeah- the divorce is almost final. She caught me and released me. 1.3043 0.05102 138 106 22 10
1776 With a twist of kelp, please 1.3043 0.04890 138 104 26 8
1777 And when I outgrew the tank, I moved here to the city. 1.3043 0.04316 138 99 36 3
1778 Well, you pour like a sloth. 1.3043 0.05205 138 107 20 11
1779 ...Hold the mescal, just give me the worm. 1.3043 0.04781 138 103 28 7
1780 You know what Kyle? Thanks to BP there actually aren't 'plenty of fish in the sea' okay? 1.3043 0.04554 138 101 32 5
1781 how about one more for the Roe? 1.3043 0.05102 138 106 22 10
1782 Well, at $35 for a beer I expect you won’t see many fish at the bar. 1.3043 0.04781 138 103 28 7
1783 C'mon -- just one more for the stream. 1.3043 0.04669 138 102 30 6
1784 Actually, it didn't take me too long to get hooked. 1.3043 0.04781 138 103 28 7
1785 And that's when I realized that all the ponds in all the towns were going to be small and the problems of one oversized carp don't amount to a pile of roe in this crazy world. 1.3043 0.04669 138 102 30 6
1786 Just water for now, please. 1.3043 0.04437 138 100 34 4
1787 As a matter of fact, there is an Uber for fish...it's called Scuber. 1.3043 0.04781 138 103 28 7
1788 I could use a wet one.... 1.3043 0.04997 138 105 24 9
1789 Did I tell you about the one that got away? I fell for her hook, line, and sinker. 1.3043 0.04781 138 103 28 7
1790 I drink like one too. 1.3043 0.04890 138 104 26 8
1791 Drinks like a fish, that's all I ever hear. I know it's a metaphor but let me tell you, metaphors can hurt. 1.3043 0.04669 138 102 30 6
1792 what wine goes well with fish? 1.3043 0.04554 138 101 32 5
1793 Just seltzer. I'm drying out. 1.3043 0.04890 138 104 26 8
1794 A piranha, a rabbitfish and a mackerel walk in to a bar . . . 1.3043 0.04554 138 101 32 5
1795 So, I'm reeling in this average sized child,when out of nowhere this huge Samoan—at least 6'6", 280 pushing 290—comes out of nowhere and just rips him off the line! 1.3043 0.04890 138 104 26 8
1796 No, I'm not a fish out of water. I'm a fish out of Scotch and soda. Pour me another. 1.3043 0.04997 138 105 24 9
1797 So, when you say I smell like your first wife, that's not a compliment, is it. 1.3043 0.04890 138 104 26 8
1798 Yes, salt water is good. But so is dark rum. 1.3043 0.04669 138 102 30 6
1799 Okay buddy, you wanna take this downstream? 1.3043 0.04997 138 105 24 9
1800 Don't give me that carp." 1.3043 0.05102 138 106 22 10
1801 I'm gonna need a bigger glass. 1.3043 0.04437 138 100 34 4
1802 I’ll have 80 gallons of water in a very large glass. 1.3043 0.04437 138 100 34 4
1803 A shot of tequila, and please include the worm 1.3043 0.04781 138 103 28 7
1804 Well, you stare like a human. 1.3043 0.05102 138 106 22 10
1805 Take my advice, don't ever fall in love with a mackerel. 1.3043 0.04669 138 102 30 6
1806 With more rapid sea level rise, I wanted to be sure to get a good seat. 1.3043 0.04781 138 103 28 7
1807 So I told him we are done for good. I need that guy like I need a bicycle. 1.3043 0.04781 138 103 28 7
1808 So a tuna, a marlin, and a sailfish walk into this bar, see. 1.3043 0.04890 138 104 26 8
1809 A glass of your purest, plastic-free deep-sea water. Make it double. 1.3043 0.04554 138 101 32 5
1810 I'd like a very,very wet martini. 1.3043 0.04890 138 104 26 8
1811 Of Course I drink like a fish, always have. 1.3043 0.04890 138 104 26 8
1812 Stewed to the gills? 1.3043 0.04890 138 104 26 8
1813 Sorry, I know you told me 3 seconds ago but what was your name again? 1.3043 0.04997 138 105 24 9
1814 I want to get drunk to the gills. 1.3040 0.05108 125 94 24 7
1815 I'm telling ya'....the scales of justice weren't in my favor! 1.3040 0.04980 125 93 26 6
1816 I said, ‘no more!’ - and jumped right out of the bowl. 1.3040 0.04980 125 93 26 6
1817 Yours is Ben Kingsley? Mine is a toss-up between Wanda and Flipper. 1.3040 0.04714 125 91 30 4
1818 You're out of well vodka? That seems...what's the word... 1.3040 0.04849 125 92 28 5
1819 I don't care how many I've had...Keep pouring that Tequila until I get the worm!! 1.3030 0.04802 132 98 28 6
1820 A fish came into a bar............... 1.3030 0.04680 132 97 30 5
1821 Sorry, these scales don't tip. 1.3030 0.05037 132 100 24 8
1822 You'd think winning an Academy Award would help make things easier. 1.3030 0.04921 132 99 26 7
1823 How much to just pour it in my gills? 1.3030 0.04680 132 97 30 5
1824 Luca Brasi sent me. 1.3030 0.04680 132 97 30 5
1825 I shoulda known, she was only in it for the sushi 1.3030 0.04802 132 98 28 6
1826 School? You're kidding. What do you call a bunch of eels? 1.3030 0.04802 132 98 28 6
1827 Any other ideas? Drowning my sorrows never seems to work for me. 1.3028 0.04468 142 104 33 5
1828 Give me one for the tributary. 1.3028 0.04996 142 109 23 10
1829 A big glass please!! 1.3028 0.04468 142 104 33 5
1830 Make it a double-- I 'm skipping school today' 1.3028 0.04579 142 105 31 6
1831 ...but do I LOOK like a fish out of water? 1.3028 0.04687 142 106 29 7
1832 Water with a splash of salt. 1.3028 0.04468 142 104 33 5
1833 Not so, sir! I say, "One man's carp is another man's poisson." 1.3028 0.04468 142 104 33 5
1834 I hear you water down your drinks. 1.3028 0.04792 142 107 27 8
1835 Make it double. I’m feeling like a fish out of water. 1.3028 0.04792 142 107 27 8
1836 I give up, I'm done—Nemo can find his own way home. 1.3023 0.04618 129 94 31 4
1837 Make the next one with a splash. 1.3022 0.04752 139 104 28 7
1838 Wait, you’re out of water? 1.3022 0.04641 139 103 30 6
1839 I'll have a seaweed martini with anchovie olives and don't overcharge me like you tried with the gorilla. 1.3022 0.04641 139 103 30 6
1840 And she took the eggs. 1.3022 0.04966 139 106 24 9
1841 Hey, I can tell you about the one who almost caught me. 1.3022 0.04527 139 102 32 5
1842 YOU'RE out of water? I'M out of water! 1.3022 0.04860 139 105 26 8
1843 No, I don't want water. I pee in there! 1.3022 0.04752 139 104 28 7
1844 ......so I told Mr Attenborough straight up: "Look Richard, if you expect me to agree to being filmed swallowing a plastic bag in the name of saving the planet, I don't fall for that trick and I don't want a part in your lousy show..... 1.3022 0.04752 139 104 28 7
1845 No. On the rocks is where I came from; it ain't where I'm goin'... 1.3022 0.04641 139 103 30 6
1846 Just water, please. They say I drink like a fish. 1.3022 0.04410 139 101 34 4
1847 How can you be surprised that I drink like a fish? 1.3022 0.04752 139 104 28 7
1848 Let me worry about whether I have had enough. Where do you think the saying "he can drink like a fish" came from? 1.3022 0.04860 139 105 26 8
1849 Did you get a load of her attitude? So what, I switched out my eHarmony photo. Everyone’s doing that! 1.3022 0.05070 139 107 22 10
1850 Stop me if this sounds like a fish tale. 1.3016 0.05073 126 95 24 7
1851 ...And if I didn't have Jesus in my life i might still be a loaf. 1.3016 0.05436 126 98 18 10
1852 I know you been watering down those high balls. I KNOW WATER when I taste it... 1.3016 0.04683 126 92 30 4
1853 One margarita, extra salt. 1.3016 0.04947 126 94 26 6
1854 Goldschlager? Fine. Goldfish? Not so much. 1.3016 0.05073 126 95 24 7
1855 I know how I drink. just keep 'em coming. 1.3016 0.04947 126 94 26 6
1856 Do you have any idea how difficult a 12-step program is for me? 1.3016 0.04947 126 94 26 6
1857 She hooked up with a fisherman and left me with the guppies. 1.3016 0.05073 126 95 24 7
1858 So to get back at the bastard, I peed in his pool. 1.3015 0.05040 136 104 23 9
1859 I'll have a shot of scotch and 10,000 gallon glass of water. 1.3015 0.04588 136 100 31 5
1860 Yea, so I drink like a fish. What's your point? 1.3015 0.04819 136 102 27 7
1861 What do you mean my story sounds a little fishy? 1.3015 0.04705 136 101 29 6
1862 Since the election I've been drinking like a fish. 1.3015 0.04819 136 102 27 7
1863 I'M SORRY, but gold is a color. We prefer the term Koi as a group, but specifically, I prefer Kohaku. 1.3015 0.05147 136 105 21 10
1864 C'mon, none of your other customers drink like me. 1.3015 0.04819 136 102 27 7
1865 I'm not being coy with you. 1.3015 0.04819 136 102 27 7
1866 On second thought, just gimme a glass of water. Make it a double. 1.3015 0.04819 136 102 27 7
1867 Fish tank, drunk tank--what's the difference? Hit me again. 1.3015 0.04467 136 99 33 4
1868 Keep the tequila coming - I want that worm!!! 1.3015 0.04705 136 101 29 6
1869 Very funny. And you drink like a human. 1.3015 0.04819 136 102 27 7
1870 I don’t wanna go home to my fishwife. 1.3015 0.04819 136 102 27 7
1871 Make me one with no plastic 1.3015 0.04931 136 103 25 8
1872 And now that guy is on hanging on my aquarium wall. 1.3015 0.04705 136 101 29 6
1873 Well, perhaps just a small one. I don't want to tip the scales 1.3015 0.05040 136 104 23 9
1874 Not on the rocks. Reminds to much of how Aunt Bettie passed. 1.3015 0.04931 136 103 25 8
1875 Who are you calling a fish out of water? This fish is out of whiskey. 1.3015 0.04705 136 101 29 6
1876 If one more guy tries to pick me up with the line "You have a nice bass" I'll sucker punch him! 1.3015 0.04931 136 103 25 8
1877 Look, buddy, when I said I wanted to swim in cognac, I MEANT it. 1.3015 0.04467 136 99 33 4
1878 Who are you calling a fish out of water? 1.3015 0.04705 136 101 29 6
1879 ...so she started saying things like 'suspicious', 'dubious', 'odd', but I knew what she was really getting at, she just didn't want to say it to my face... 1.3015 0.05147 136 105 21 10
1880 It's real simple. Just some tap water and 6-8 drops of dechlorinator. 1.3015 0.04819 136 102 27 7
1881 ‘You’re drinkin’ like a fish.’ Seriously, Dude, that’s the best you got? 1.3015 0.04819 136 102 27 7
1882 One more just to keep my head above water. 1.3015 0.04705 136 101 29 6
1883 Listen, we’ve got to stop this Catch and Release program! 1.3015 0.04819 136 102 27 7
1884 Well yes, I suppose I do drink like a fish. What’s your point? 1.3015 0.04931 136 103 25 8
1885 My life is going down the toilet. 1.3015 0.04344 136 98 35 3
1886 I drink like a fish. What'd you expect? 1.3015 0.04819 136 102 27 7
1887 I'm not hooked, I can quit anytime I want to. 1.3015 0.04705 136 101 29 6
1888 I'll have a bottle of tequila, hold the tequila. 1.3015 0.04467 136 99 33 4
1889 Don't worry, I'm taking Uber pool back to the pond. 1.3015 0.04931 136 103 25 8
1890 Scotch and lots of water. 1.3015 0.04819 136 102 27 7
1891 Yes, dogfish beer but sushi doesn't agree with me. 1.3015 0.04931 136 103 25 8
1892 I know you want to say it, but I know my limits. 1.3015 0.04588 136 100 31 5
1893 One more jibe about me drinking like a fish and you'll be swimming with 'em! 1.3015 0.04705 136 101 29 6
1894 Yeah...They all say that, but I think of myself as someone who eats like a bird. 1.3015 0.04705 136 101 29 6
1895 I think I might know better than anyone if there were something fishy going on here! 1.3015 0.04819 136 102 27 7
1896 I'm just here to prove a point. 1.3015 0.04819 136 102 27 7
1897 .....and then she said I drink like a fish. 1.3015 0.04819 136 102 27 7
1898 Don't judge me. Have you *seen* the new EPA regulations?" 1.3015 0.04819 136 102 27 7
1899 Hold it right there Mister, I am not stewed to the gills 1.3015 0.04588 136 100 31 5
1900 If my next tequila doesn't have a worm, I 'll never drink here again! 1.3015 0.04705 136 101 29 6
1901 I am sorry Mr.Herring. I can’t serve you another, you are already pickled. 1.3015 0.05147 136 105 21 10
1902 The swamp isn't what it used to be. 1.3015 0.04819 136 102 27 7
1903 If there was plenty more, I wouldn't be here. 1.3015 0.04819 136 102 27 7
1904 Yeah, more water--filtered water. There's no going back to that natural stuff. 1.3015 0.04588 136 100 31 5
1905 So thats how I was the one who got away. 1.3015 0.04931 136 103 25 8
1906 Make it wet. 1.3015 0.04705 136 101 29 6
1907 ...I know, I know, but get this! The guy actually fell for it--hook, line, and sinker! 1.3015 0.04705 136 101 29 6
1908 When I drink like a fish, I feel like I am a mermaid 1.3015 0.05040 136 104 23 9
1909 Buddy, I AM dried out. 1.3015 0.04216 136 97 37 2
1910 Water, and lots of it 1.3015 0.04588 136 100 31 5
1911 ...so I said to him ‘do your worst, Kafka!’ 1.3008 0.05155 123 93 23 7
1912 Make sure you get your story straight - I didn't "walk" in here 1.3008 0.04889 123 91 27 5
1913 Buddy, for me she IS the only fish in the sea. 1.3008 0.04751 123 90 29 4
1914 ...but then she got away ! 1.3008 0.05407 123 95 19 9
1915 You're probably sick of my carping about draining the swamp- but pour another- 1.3008 0.05155 123 93 23 7
1916 Do you know how hard it is to come up with names for 1000 kids? 1.3000 0.04716 130 96 29 5
1917 You got any of dem brightly-colored pebbles? 1.3000 0.04716 130 96 29 5
1918 How was I to know she's still in school. 1.3000 0.04612 140 104 30 6
1919 You don't understand what it is like down there, with the sharks! 1.2993 0.04789 137 103 27 7
1920 I'll have a gimlet, a Manhattan, a grasshopper, a blue lagoon, a sidecar, three drafts of Bud Lite, a Bartles and Jaymes Fuzzy Navel, a Cutty Sark, neat, and no similes. 1.2993 0.05008 137 105 23 9
1921 It's a common misconception. We don't actually drink water. 1.2993 0.04559 137 101 31 5
1922 ....and then she swam into my life.... 1.2993 0.04559 137 101 31 5
1923 Then she dumped me, said I had no sole. 1.2993 0.04789 137 103 27 7
1924 I'm looking for the Rabbi and the Priest. 1.2993 0.04789 137 103 27 7
1925 Yeah, so what if this is my sixth? In case you haven't noticed I'm a fish. 1.2993 0.05008 137 105 23 9
1926 So a guy swims into a bar, see... 1.2993 0.04900 137 104 25 8
1927 You bartenders are all the same. Don't give me that plenty of fish in the sea crap. 1.2993 0.04317 137 99 35 3
1928 It all started when I dropped out of the school... 1.2993 0.04559 137 101 31 5
1929 Oh I think I CAN hold my water... give me another... 1.2985 0.04858 134 101 26 7
1930 Not many people know this, but it was I who bit Ahab’s leg 1.2985 0.04858 134 101 26 7
1931 You're gonna charge me for water? 1.2985 0.04498 134 98 32 4
1932 That joke is old and patronizing. This fish walked into a bar because he just lost his job and has to go home to tell the wife and spawn 1.2985 0.05084 134 103 22 9
1933 That is amazing, how did you know my name was Wanda? 1.2985 0.04858 134 101 26 7
1934 What do you mean, ‘out of water’. 1.2985 0.04741 134 100 28 6
1935 You're piscine in the wind buddy 1.2985 0.04621 134 99 30 5
1936 Dry martini 1.2985 0.04972 134 102 24 8
1937 I guess my biggest problem is that I always play too koi. 1.2985 0.04741 134 100 28 6
1938 And you would not believe the amount of plastic I have to put up with! 1.2985 0.04621 134 99 30 5
1939 It got personal when he said he had bigger fish to fry. 1.2985 0.04858 134 101 26 7
1940 Every role I audition for goes to a human or a robot. 1.2985 0.04972 134 102 24 8
1941 Pickled herring, yeah, yeah, very funny 1.2985 0.05193 134 104 20 10
1942 Stop telling me: "There are plenty of fish in the sea." Sharon was one of a kind. 1.2985 0.04858 134 101 26 7
1943 Can you believe that my wife said I drank like a fish and threw me out? 1.2984 0.04989 124 93 25 6
1944 What do you mean you served me five seconds ago—I need a drink! 1.2977 0.04809 131 98 27 6
1945 Stewed? Perhaps, but not to the gills. So keep pouring, pal. 1.2971 0.04647 138 103 29 6
1946 Stop Carping about Trump ! 1.2966 0.05008 118 88 25 5
1947 My school ID is too valid. 1.2966 0.05289 118 90 21 7
1948 That’s enough for me—I’m swimming tonight. 1.2966 0.05008 118 88 25 5
1949 I don't usually drink like this, but the atmosphere is suffocating. 1.2966 0.05289 118 90 21 7
1950 And that’s how I joined the Yakuza 1.2963 0.04940 135 103 24 8
1951 My lady kicked me out, she said, “you drink like a fish.” I mean, I AM A FISH! 1.2963 0.05465 108 82 20 6
1952 This one definitely has the fine bouquet of Lake Michigan. 1.2963 0.04711 135 101 28 6
1953 Why the fish-face? 1.2963 0.05465 108 82 20 6
1954 Don't bother offering. The last time I tried to "swallow the worm," I wound up with a hook in my mouth. 1.2963 0.04940 135 103 24 8
1955 You calling me a chicken?! 1.2963 0.05622 108 83 18 7
1956 Duh. And you suck air like a mammal, pal. 1.2963 0.04940 135 103 24 8
1957 No, I want it very DRY. And by the way, that's racist. 1.2963 0.04940 135 103 24 8
1958 Yeah? Well, you swim like a person. 1.2963 0.04592 135 100 30 5
1959 Never fall in love with a hooker, she'll leave you high and dry. 1.2963 0.04827 135 102 26 7
1960 Hey enough of the Mr. Lipid jokes! Pour me a stiff one. 1.2963 0.04711 135 101 28 6
1961 Here’s another one. A fish walks into a bar... 1.2960 0.05208 125 96 21 8
1962 Nobody knows...the bubbles I've seen. 1.2960 0.04955 125 94 25 6
1963 OK, let's knock off the fish-walks-into-a-bar nonsense. Just get me a triple Stoli and a tub of salt water, quick. 1.2960 0.05083 125 95 23 7
1964 Whaddaya mean you don't serve fish? Can't you see I'm a whitefish 1.2960 0.05208 125 96 21 8
1965 Why am I a fluke? 1.2960 0.04823 125 93 27 5
1966 I’m not playing koi with you. 1.2957 0.05089 115 86 24 5
1967 It's just like I imagined. 1.2957 0.05089 115 86 24 5
1968 Yeah, buddy, so maybe I do. But it's "as", not "like". 1.2955 0.04898 132 100 25 7
1969 Look buddy, I’m a fish so I can’t drown my sorrows. Now fill’er up again. 1.2955 0.04898 132 100 25 7
1970 ...and THEN she says, 'Time to fish or cut BAIT....' So cold, man. I loves her, but I lose either way. 1.2955 0.05014 132 101 23 8
1971 I’m lookin’ to get sauced, not canned, pal! 1.2951 0.05032 122 92 24 6
1972 In fact, “Drunk to the gills,” is an offensive stereotype. 1.2951 0.05294 122 94 20 8
1973 I think I’d know what a dry drink would taste like. Those were definitely wet.” 1.2941 0.04563 136 101 30 5
1974 Well, you drink like a camel, pal. 1.2941 0.04796 136 103 26 7
1975 They made a movie about my parents' life. Ya, it even got an Academy Award as 'Best Picture' in 2018. 1.2941 0.05018 136 105 22 9
1976 I got kicked out of my school because I drank like a fish. 1.2937 0.05172 126 97 21 8
1977 Barkeep! Another round. That worm is MINE! 1.2932 0.05094 133 103 21 9
1978 No, seriously, I've never heard the one about the perch perched on a barstool. 1.2927 0.05128 123 94 22 7
1979 Who knew rising sea levels had an up side, I'll have another! 1.2923 0.04561 130 96 30 4
1980 Don't for one minute think I'm just being koi. 1.2923 0.05057 130 100 22 8
1981 But how sure are you that I won't turn into a gorgeous Princess if you kiss me? 1.2923 0.04690 130 97 28 5
1982 What do you mean I have to wear shoes? 1.2923 0.05174 130 101 20 9
1983 Yeah, you'd hit the booze too if your finances were in the toilet. I'm barely keeping my head below water. 1.2923 0.04561 130 96 30 4
1984 Listen, Buster, if your girlfriend had just swum off with a lobster, you'd be slammin' shots too. 1.2923 0.04816 130 98 26 6
1985 I know I drink like a fish, but even a fish out of water gets thirsty. 1.2923 0.04690 130 97 28 5
1986 I'm just looking for a good lounge where you don't have to dance. 1.2923 0.04561 130 96 30 4
1987 Ok,now I will try that mexican drink with the worm in it. I am ready to be hooked 1.2923 0.04816 130 98 26 6
1988 What do you mean it's not your policy to serve fish with scales?... 1.2923 0.04561 130 96 30 4
1989 Fish aren't supposed to feel pain, she tells me. 1.2923 0.04816 130 98 26 6
1990 For the last time, the name is Gil ... one L, no S. 1.2923 0.04690 130 97 28 5
1991 ...Every guy with a shiny lure thinks I’ll go for it. Do they really think it’s that simple? 1.2923 0.04938 130 99 24 7
1992 She left me for a Yellowfin Tuna. 1.2923 0.04816 130 98 26 6
1993 Yeah? And you breathe like a bartender. 1.2923 0.05057 130 100 22 8
1994 What's a plaice like me doing in a bar like this? 1.2923 0.05174 130 101 20 9
1995 I'll have what the rabbi is having. 1.2923 0.04938 130 99 24 7
1996 Go ahead. Go ahead! Say it? Drinks like a what, Larry? DRINKS LIK A WHAT? 1.2923 0.04816 130 98 26 6
1997 I knew she was cold-blooded, but I didn't think she'd spawn with my best friend. 1.2923 0.04561 130 96 30 4
1998 She left me for an invertebrate. 1.2923 0.05057 130 100 22 8
1999 No, I don’t “want the worm.” Why do you ask? 1.2923 0.04816 130 98 26 6
2000 They say that I drink like a human! 1.2923 0.04938 130 99 24 7
2001 What do you recommend? I'm a little wet behind the ears. 1.2923 0.04561 130 96 30 4
2002 ...that may very well be, sir, but right now I’m a fish out of vodka. 1.2923 0.04816 130 98 26 6
2003 For your information: I've never been tanked. 1.2917 0.04936 120 90 25 5
2004 I used to drink like a fish. Now I come to the bar like everyone else. 1.2917 0.04792 120 89 27 4
2005 This place is shallow. 1.2917 0.04936 120 90 25 5
2006 So I sez to her, "Ok since when was drinking like a fish a crime?" 1.2917 0.05076 120 91 23 6
2007 I’ve been accused of drinking like a man 1.2917 0.05076 120 91 23 6
2008 How about a not so dry martini? 1.2917 0.05076 120 91 23 6
2009 Yes I'm huge but you should have seen the one that got away! 1.2917 0.05345 120 93 19 8
2010 So a fish walked into a bar and ... 1.2917 0.05345 120 93 19 8
2011 Oh I don't know, lately I've just been feeling like such a fish out of water. 1.2917 0.04936 120 90 25 5
2012 No - you're the one who drinks like a fish! 1.2917 0.05212 120 92 21 7
2013 I'd rather die of alcohol poisoning than be strangled by plastic six packs floating in the Pacific ocean. 1.2917 0.05212 120 92 21 7
2014 Since she left, I’ve been like a fish out of water! 1.2917 0.05076 120 91 23 6
2015 So,what's the me of the day? 1.2917 0.04936 120 90 25 5
2016 Don't give me that tartar sauce look. 1.2917 0.04792 120 89 27 4
2017 Yeah, I've got dobie gills, plus, I've got a couple of mickey fins. 1.2917 0.04936 120 90 25 5
2018 What, you’ve never served tuna before? 1.2917 0.05345 120 93 19 8
2019 Can you believe she said I drank like a fish?!? 1.2917 0.04936 120 90 25 5
2020 And then I says to her "Yeah, well at least I don't smoke like a chimney" 1.2917 0.04644 120 88 29 3
2021 fillet up 1.2917 0.04490 120 87 31 2
2022 I'm parched. I'll have a wet martini. 1.2917 0.05076 120 91 23 6
2023 I fell in love with a mermaid but you know what they say about mixed marriages 1.2917 0.05076 120 91 23 6
2024 Can you make a wet martini? 1.2917 0.05076 120 91 23 6
2025 Im the one that got away..... 1.2917 0.04792 120 89 27 4
2026 I fell for it hook line and sinker. 1.2917 0.04792 120 89 27 4
2027 One Tequila with the worm in it 1.2917 0.05076 120 91 23 6
2028 I’ll have my usual, a Cape Cod." 1.2917 0.04936 120 90 25 5
2029 I don’t know, it just seemed like there was something fishy about this place. 1.2901 0.04784 131 99 26 6
2030 First I was hunted as "brain food", now for my heart-friendly Omega-3s. Gimme another. 1.2899 0.07182 69 54 10 5
2031 I know that I drink like a fish, but what did you expect? 1.2891 0.04726 128 96 27 5
2032 I'm meeting Mr. Limpet 1.2891 0.04594 128 95 29 4
2033 Don’t call me Wanda! 1.2891 0.04854 128 97 25 6
2034 I was supposed to be a mermaid, but gene splicing was still in development. 1.2891 0.04979 128 98 23 7
2035 on a scale of 1 to 10 1.2891 0.04726 128 96 27 5
2036 Its those stupid clownfish, they think they're so funny 1.2891 0.04594 128 95 29 4
2037 You have no idea how we drink. 1.2891 0.04726 128 96 27 5
2038 I won't accept hush money, and I'd never sign an NDA. 1.2891 0.04979 128 98 23 7
2039 Hey! I'm out of water! 1.2891 0.04854 128 97 25 6
2040 My head is NOT swimming! 1.2891 0.04854 128 97 25 6
2041 I’ll have an EPA one the rocks—river water with a dash of pesticides, PCBs and growth hormone. 1.2891 0.04979 128 98 23 7
2042 What? You’ve never seen a simile drink before? 1.2891 0.04979 128 98 23 7
2043 Scaled, not stirred. 1.2891 0.04854 128 97 25 6
2044 And then she said, ‘Face it, Gary, I’ve just got bigger fish to fry.’ 1.2891 0.04726 128 96 27 5
2045 No need to be coy, Roy! 1.2891 0.04854 128 97 25 6
2046 Water? Water? People pee in it ...! 1.2891 0.04726 128 96 27 5
2047 I got hooked young 1.2891 0.04726 128 96 27 5
2048 My friend say I drink like a fish. 1.2891 0.04854 128 97 25 6
2049 You say it’s not that kind of bar? Well, I’m not that kind of fish. 1.2891 0.04854 128 97 25 6
2050 It’s just not right, I mean you never hear us saying, “I think I smell something humany going on around here”. 1.2891 0.04854 128 97 25 6
2051 'I wouldn't be caught dead at one of those seafood bars." 1.2891 0.04854 128 97 25 6
2052 I am just waiting for my three friends, the minister, the priest and the rabbi to walk into this bar. 1.2891 0.04458 128 94 31 3
2053 A quick one while my bicycle's being serviced. 1.2891 0.04458 128 94 31 3
2054 Not dry! Wet! I want a wet martini! 1.2891 0.05221 128 100 19 9
2055 Charlie Tuna? Sure I knew Charlie. What a jerk. Met him in rehab...always acting like a big shot...'cause of the commercials. Went around saying Flounder would be nothing without him. Sure, like she'd give him the time of day. 1.2891 0.04594 128 95 29 4
2056 Aw - Come on - One for the .... river 1.2891 0.04726 128 96 27 5
2057 So you're saying I drink like a fish? It's not like I have any choice bub. 1.2891 0.04979 128 98 23 7
2058 Would you please tell Mr. Collins that Wanda would like a word with him 1.2891 0.04854 128 97 25 6
2059 if anyone asks...you haven't seen me 1.2891 0.05101 128 99 21 8
2060 Water just doesn't quite take the edge off. 1.2891 0.04854 128 97 25 6
2061 One more please...still waiting for the guy I met on Fin-der. 1.2891 0.04726 128 96 27 5
2062 And you have any idea how much school costs these days? 1.2891 0.04726 128 96 27 5
2063 Does Fish called Wanda ever come in here? 1.2891 0.04726 128 96 27 5
2064 What time is the bowl game? 1.2891 0.04979 128 98 23 7
2065 No lemon in the water, please. Just salt. 1.2891 0.04594 128 95 29 4
2066 So the rabbi says "What is this, a joke?" 1.2891 0.05221 128 100 19 9
2067 Yeah? Well so what that I drink like a fish? 1.2891 0.04979 128 98 23 7
2068 Don’t water it down this time! 1.2891 0.05101 128 99 21 8
2069 Times are tough when you are a school drop out. 1.2891 0.04979 128 98 23 7
2070 It was then I realized I was like a fish out of water trying trying to fully understand mans' inhumanity to man 1.2891 0.04979 128 98 23 7
2071 Fortunately for you, I prefer my drinks watered down 1.2891 0.04594 128 95 29 4
2072 How dry I am. 1.2891 0.04318 128 93 33 2
2073 Hit me again. I'm drying out. 1.2891 0.04726 128 96 27 5
2074 And then she said, "there's still plenty of fish in the sea"... 1.2891 0.04979 128 98 23 7
2075 I'll show you a pickled herring. 1.2891 0.05451 128 102 15 11
2076 Turns out there are NOT plenty of fish in the sea. 1.2891 0.04458 128 94 31 3
2077 I'm an alcoholic - hook, line and sinker. 1.2891 0.05101 128 99 21 8
2078 Well of course I drink like a fish! 1.2891 0.04854 128 97 25 6
2079 Sometimes I feel like a fish out of water---why is that? 1.2891 0.04726 128 96 27 5
2080 Just water . 1.2891 0.04854 128 97 25 6
2081 Another Tequila Gusano but make it two worms please this time 1.2891 0.04979 128 98 23 7
2082 Sorry Sir, but I do not think a fish can drown his sorrows. 1.2891 0.04458 128 94 31 3
2083 I was flushed! Flushed! 1.2891 0.04854 128 97 25 6
2084 And don't tell me I drink like a fish. 1.2891 0.04854 128 97 25 6
2085 She left me for an Albacore. He had a high net worth. 1.2891 0.04979 128 98 23 7
2086 Make it one for my baby and one more for the stream. 1.2891 0.05101 128 99 21 8
2087 I suppose you're going to tell me I can't smoke in here, either. 1.2891 0.04854 128 97 25 6
2088 My wife kicked me out because she thinks I drink like a fish. 1.2891 0.04594 128 95 29 4
2089 ...and then I said,'Don't play Koi,I know you wanted me to buy you that drink.' 1.2891 0.04458 128 94 31 3
2090 And you can wipe that smirk off your face. 1.2891 0.04854 128 97 25 6
2091 Sorry, sir, it’s Friday. We don’t serve fish. 1.2891 0.05337 128 101 17 10
2092 No more tequila. Just the worm. 1.2891 0.04594 128 95 29 4
2093 Out of water? That makes two of us... 1.2891 0.04594 128 95 29 4
2094 Whaddaya mean you don't serve my kind? What makes your phylogeny better than my ontogeny? 1.2891 0.05221 128 100 19 9
2095 It's physiologically impossible for me to drown my sorrows. 1.2891 0.04726 128 96 27 5
2096 But I want a straw! 1.2891 0.04854 128 97 25 6
2097 What pairs well with seafood? 1.2891 0.05451 128 102 15 11
2098 And then she said “At my age, I’d rather have a talking fish. “ 1.2891 0.04979 128 98 23 7
2099 What is water? 1.2889 0.05028 135 105 21 9
2100 Saying Go Fish every time I ask for another Mezcal isn't funny anymore! 1.2889 0.04687 135 102 27 6
2101 I'm having a Kafkaesque drinking experience. 1.2889 0.04318 135 99 33 3
2102 Can I get a glass of salt water on the rocks? 1.2881 0.04677 118 87 28 3
2103 Listen pal, it's "hairless," not "bald." 1.2881 0.05396 118 92 18 8
2104 That's Ms. Goldie to you! Now, pour me another tequila. 1.2881 0.05260 118 91 20 7
2105 When I start saying you look like a mermaid, cut me off. 1.2881 0.04977 118 89 24 5
2106 Wow, no way, I just got a chill up my spine, yes I am a 'Pisces', how did you know! 1.2881 0.04830 118 88 26 4
2107 Did I ever to you about the time I hooked a 250 pound fisherman? 1.2881 0.05121 118 90 22 6
2108 I’m hooked on this! 1.2881 0.05396 118 92 18 8
2109 I ain't a catch 1.2881 0.05121 118 90 22 6
2110 Listen buddy, if anyone asks, I drink like a horse. Got it? 1.2881 0.05121 118 90 22 6
2111 They told me this was an upscale WET BAR! 1.2881 0.04977 118 89 24 5
2112 So, I was just sitting there, minding my own business.... 1.2881 0.05529 118 93 16 9
2113 Then this guy in concrete shoes shows up and you won’t believe what he wanted. 1.2881 0.04977 118 89 24 5
2114 My whole school is planning to stage a swim-in until our demands are met. 1.2881 0.05260 118 91 20 7
2115 I realized I preferred being a big fish in a small pond. 1.2881 0.04977 118 89 24 5
2116 Pond water, no rocks. 1.2881 0.05260 118 91 20 7
2117 I prefer a wine that's not too dry! 1.2881 0.05121 118 90 22 6
2118 Gimme a glass of water. 1.2881 0.05260 118 91 20 7
2119 You mean “endangered” not “over-served”. 1.2881 0.05121 118 90 22 6
2120 I am a cliche come to life, but I would like a Manhattan. 1.2881 0.05121 118 90 22 6
2121 And then she told me I'm no Prize! Can you believe that? 1.2881 0.04977 118 89 24 5
2122 Man, I was taken hook line and sinker. 1.2881 0.05121 118 90 22 6
2123 Of all the gin joints in all the towns in all the world, she swims into mine. 1.2881 0.04830 118 88 26 4
2124 Who said I drink like a fish? I want names! 1.2881 0.05260 118 91 20 7
2125 I'm waiting for a priest and a rabbi. 1.2881 0.05121 118 90 22 6
2126 Do I look like someone who has sex on the beach to you? 1.2881 0.05260 118 91 20 7
2127 You see, I can't exactly "drown" my sorrows. 1.2881 0.05121 118 90 22 6
2128 Look, I'm up to my gills in bad advice. 1.2881 0.05121 118 90 22 6
2129 I've been told I drink like a fish. 1.2881 0.05260 118 91 20 7
2130 So did you hear the one about a lawyer who walked into a bar? 1.2881 0.04830 118 88 26 4
2131 Somebody told me this joint was under water 1.2881 0.04977 118 89 24 5
2132 To be honest , I find the expression offensive. 1.2881 0.04830 118 88 26 4
2133 I remind you of a simile? Pour my a double and I’ll guess which one. 1.2881 0.04977 118 89 24 5
2134 Finally, a bar without the trite "So shoes, no shirt, no service" sign. I'll have a Margarita on the rocks with no salt. 1.2881 0.04977 118 89 24 5
2135 I'm just a fish out of gin. 1.2880 0.04795 125 94 26 5
2136 Don't even think it. 1.2880 0.04927 125 95 24 6
2137 Do I look like I want a dry Martini 1.2880 0.04927 125 95 24 6
2138 Give me a tub of cold water, And a whiskey chaser! 1.2880 0.04927 125 95 24 6
2139 Excuse me, barkeep, I'm outta water. 1.2880 0.04795 125 94 26 5
2140 Cut the carp and get me a drink 1.2880 0.05183 125 97 20 8
2141 Half salt the rim- I'm brackish. 1.2880 0.04517 125 92 30 3
2142 Believe me, I've always drank like a fish. 1.2880 0.05057 125 96 22 7
2143 This sort of behavior was frowned upon in my old school. 1.2880 0.04927 125 95 24 6
2144 But I'm handling things swimmingly! 1.2880 0.04795 125 94 26 5
2145 Suggestions for a fish out of water? 1.2880 0.05057 125 96 22 7
2146 Yeah, ever since the divorce I’ve been drinking like a man. 1.2880 0.04795 125 94 26 5
2147 I have never understood that simile. Could you explain it to me? 1.2880 0.04658 125 93 28 4
2148 Yeah, yeah, I know. 1.2880 0.05057 125 96 22 7
2149 Just because I'm a bottom feeder doesn't me you have the right to refuse service. 1.2880 0.04927 125 95 24 6
2150 I am going to need a speech bubble 1.2880 0.04927 125 95 24 6
2151 I said reincarnate me as something sleek and sexy, and well, someone has a real sense of humour. 1.2880 0.04658 125 93 28 4
2152 I got kicked out of school for drinking like a bird. 1.2880 0.04927 125 95 24 6
2153 What?! You’ve never seen a fish out of water? 1.2880 0.04927 125 95 24 6
2154 Hey handsome, ever sleep with the fishes? 1.2880 0.04927 125 95 24 6
2155 I mustache you for a drink. 1.2880 0.05057 125 96 22 7
2156 Water & Scotch, please. 1.2880 0.04795 125 94 26 5
2157 Make it a double, just for the halibut 1.2880 0.04927 125 95 24 6
2158 I think I'll always feel like a fish out of water 1.2880 0.05057 125 96 22 7
2159 My husband found out that I sleep with Luca Brasi. 1.2880 0.05057 125 96 22 7
2160 Yes, but I don’t want to be out of beer too. 1.2880 0.05183 125 97 20 8
2161 I already told you, I need it to breathe! 1.2880 0.04658 125 93 28 4
2162 So this horse walks into a bar.... 1.2880 0.05183 125 97 20 8
2163 Falling off the wagon isn't so bad when it's heading to the fish market. 1.2880 0.05057 125 96 22 7
2164 I wanna see the piano player who is making the "tune-a-fish jokes! 1.2880 0.05057 125 96 22 7
2165 But I AM a fish. 1.2880 0.05057 125 96 22 7
2166 I'll tell you when I've had enough! 1.2880 0.05057 125 96 22 7
2167 Can I convince you to come run our new Sand Bar? 1.2880 0.04795 125 94 26 5
2168 Yeah, I am a Southeast Asian fighting fish. Wanna make something of it? 1.2880 0.04927 125 95 24 6
2169 If Mike of Mid-Atlantic Charter Fleet happens to call, tell him Big Bubba Bass was never here. 1.2880 0.04927 125 95 24 6
2170 Another shot of salt water, mister? I’m dying over here! 1.2880 0.04927 125 95 24 6
2171 So set “um” up Joe. I got a fish story you oughtta know. 1.2880 0.05057 125 96 22 7
2172 I know I have a problem. I drink like a...uh... I don't know; some kind of animal that drinks a lot! 1.2880 0.05057 125 96 22 7
2173 Well, what did you expect? 1.2880 0.05057 125 96 22 7
2174 This time, leave the worm in. 1.2880 0.04372 125 91 32 2
2175 Better not shut me off, I've got a mercurial temper! 1.2880 0.04795 125 94 26 5
2176 Give me six martinis, I want to go down to the sea in sips. 1.2880 0.05426 125 99 16 10
2177 I am not drunk as a fish, I am just a fish out of water or in this case out of vodka. 1.2880 0.05057 125 96 22 7
2178 I know I drink like a fish. I AM a fish. 1.2880 0.04927 125 95 24 6
2179 She says I drink like a fish. What did she expect? 1.2880 0.04795 125 94 26 5
2180 What's the matter - Never seen someone drink like a fish before! 1.2880 0.04927 125 95 24 6
2181 Another Scotch and water. And this time don't hold back on the water, for Crissakes. 1.2880 0.04927 125 95 24 6
2182 What kind of water do you have on tap? 1.2880 0.04927 125 95 24 6
2183 I just can't help the way I feel. She's got me hook, line and sinker! 1.2880 0.04658 125 93 28 4
2184 What does a gill have to do to get a drink around here. 1.2870 0.05350 115 89 19 7
2185 Keep the rounds coming- I can drink like a fish 1.2870 0.05206 115 88 21 6
2186 I swear, if you tell me to 'carpe diem', I'm going to flop over this bar and slap that mustache off your face. 1.2870 0.05350 115 89 19 7
2187 Well, how else would you expect me to drink? 1.2870 0.05057 115 87 23 5
2188 Whadya mean where's the whale? Am I my blubber's kipper? 1.2870 0.05206 115 88 21 6
2189 There's something fishy about this bar and I'm going to get to the bottom if it! 1.2870 0.05206 115 88 21 6
2190 What I object to is your assuming I have a drinking problem because I'm a fish. 1.2870 0.05206 115 88 21 6
2191 Why is it that every bartender thinks I want a glass of mezcal? 1.2868 0.04822 129 98 25 6
2192 Yeah, well, fish don't drink Manhattans. 1.2868 0.05067 129 100 21 8
2193 You can increase your business by simply advertising on the net 1.2857 0.04627 126 94 28 4
2194 Light on the Scotch and heavy on the water 1.2857 0.05021 126 97 22 7
2195 Hook me up with a worm and a Mezcal chaser. 1.2857 0.04487 126 93 30 3
2196 We’re in a nasty custody suit for the 456 kids after his affair with that mute custodian home wrecker. 1.2857 0.04893 126 96 24 6
2197 Well, Mack, that's pretty cliche, but, yeah, I can hold my own. 1.2857 0.04762 126 95 26 5
2198 Line up another six shots. I'm drinking for the whole school tonight. 1.2857 0.04762 126 95 26 5
2199 Problems? I'm swimming in 'em. 1.2857 0.04893 126 96 24 6
2200 ''I'm a bit concerned about Roe v. Wade'' 1.2857 0.04487 126 93 30 3
2201 Listen, I know watered-down. 1.2857 0.04487 126 93 30 3
2202 I'm worried they're going to flip on me. 1.2857 0.05146 126 98 20 8
2203 You are the first man who "gets me" when I say I need a drink... 1.2857 0.04762 126 95 26 5
2204 One for the road, joe. My baby' left me for a whale of a good time. 1.2857 0.05021 126 97 22 7
2205 Say I drink like a fish, one more time. 1.2857 0.04762 126 95 26 5
2206 'Yeah Louie, she must've thought I was some kind of sucker." 1.2857 0.04487 126 93 30 3
2207 Don't tell me the deal smells fishy! 1.2857 0.05021 126 97 22 7
2208 No, I want a Diet Coke. I drink like a fish that's in recovery. 1.2857 0.05146 126 98 20 8
2209 I'd better quit at six, Jack, I'm over legal weight already 1.2857 0.04762 126 95 26 5
2210 It's none of your business but, yes, I DO drink like a fish. 1.2857 0.05021 126 97 22 7
2211 What’s that smell? 1.2857 0.04762 126 95 26 5
2212 Another, please. I'm trying to drink like a man. 1.2857 0.05021 126 97 22 7
2213 Excuse me sir, I'm out of water. 1.2857 0.04762 126 95 26 5
2214 so I kissed him and here I am 1.2857 0.04893 126 96 24 6
2215 You look like you've never seen a fish before? I could use some water over here! 1.2857 0.04893 126 96 24 6
2216 Stop me before I get fried. 1.2857 0.04893 126 96 24 6
2217 Can I have a little bit more water please? 1.2857 0.04893 126 96 24 6
2218 I drink to all six of them: They all thought I was a great catch, but I took the bait and got way. 1.2857 0.05146 126 98 20 8
2219 THIS'LL ALL SHOW ON THE SCALES TOMORROW 1.2857 0.04762 126 95 26 5
2220 Not surprising, but I drink like a fish! 1.2857 0.05268 126 99 18 9
2221 . . .and no straw! 1.2857 0.04762 126 95 26 5
2222 I tried AA, but it was just so old school. 1.2857 0.04893 126 96 24 6
2223 The irony is not lost on me. Just keep pourin'! 1.2857 0.04627 126 94 28 4
2224 I am supposed to have a blind date with a mermaid named Wanda, have you seen her? 1.2857 0.04627 126 94 28 4
2225 Get me another. I'm not up to the gills, yet. 1.2857 0.04627 126 94 28 4
2226 Scotch and aquarium water, please. 1.2857 0.05146 126 98 20 8
2227 And it should be "as a fish" anyway. 1.2857 0.05021 126 97 22 7
2228 We fish actually drink the least of all sea creatures. 1.2857 0.04344 126 92 32 2
2229 I look unsteady? You try walking in these fins. 1.2857 0.04893 126 96 24 6
2230 She said she'd like to see roe overturned. I thought she meant sex! 1.2857 0.04762 126 95 26 5
2231 Keep 'em comin' son. I drink like a fish. 1.2857 0.05146 126 98 20 8
2232 I just don't know if a 12-step program is right for me. 1.2857 0.04627 126 94 28 4
2233 What kind of a dive bar doesn't have fish flakes? 1.2857 0.04762 126 95 26 5
2234 Rum and Coke, please. Though, to be honest, I pair best with a Pinot Noir. 1.2857 0.05021 126 97 22 7
2235 And then he just left, muttering about how I'd catfished him. I'm not even in the same genus as catfish! 1.2857 0.04627 126 94 28 4
2236 I'll have a bourbon and water, please. In a REALLY, REALLY big glass ... And, hold the bourbon. 1.2857 0.05021 126 97 22 7
2237 There's something fishy about this place. 1.2857 0.05146 126 98 20 8
2238 Just set the bottle on the bar...and spare me the simile. 1.2857 0.04893 126 96 24 6
2239 ..and I told that old barfly that I wasn't falling for THAT line again. 1.2857 0.04762 126 95 26 5
2240 I am one and I drink like one. 1.2857 0.05021 126 97 22 7
2241 Of course, I drink like a fish. It's in my genes. 1.2857 0.04893 126 96 24 6
2242 Make it a strong one, there's a bunch of real sharks in that Go Fish Tournament. 1.2857 0.04893 126 96 24 6
2243 And your bottom line will improve if you can get at least 10% to drink like a fish. 1.2857 0.04762 126 95 26 5
2244 I come from a long line of pickled herrings who end up on squid roe. 1.2857 0.05268 126 99 18 9
2245 I think I have a breathing problem. 1.2857 0.04893 126 96 24 6
2246 There's something fishy about this drink! 1.2857 0.04893 126 96 24 6
2247 I’ll take that extra dry. 1.2857 0.04487 126 93 30 3
2248 DRY Vermouth, Please. 1.2857 0.04762 126 95 26 5
2249 One martini. Two martini. Three martini. Flounder. 1.2857 0.05146 126 98 20 8
2250 I hate bait and switch advertising. 1.2857 0.04627 126 94 28 4
2251 I'm cold blooded you moron. I said Chivas "neat". 1.2857 0.05268 126 99 18 9
2252 What's the name of that drink with the worm in the bottle? 1.2857 0.05021 126 97 22 7
2253 Hey man, I don't need to scale back. 1.2857 0.04762 126 95 26 5
2254 ...and holds my head in the toilet yelling "Don't play Koi me!" 1.2857 0.05146 126 98 20 8
2255 Stereotypes don’t come out of thin air! 1.2857 0.04762 126 95 26 5
2256 Tell me if you've heard this one. 1.2857 0.04893 126 96 24 6
2257 And tomorrow I gotta wake up early and jump to the top of that waterfall again. 1.2857 0.04893 126 96 24 6
2258 A fish glides into a Bar and says, 'I'm looking to hook up.' 1.2857 0.04893 126 96 24 6
2259 I’m catfishing a guy here tonight. 1.2857 0.05021 126 97 22 7
2260 ...so THEN she ups and dumps me for Marlin. 1.2857 0.04627 126 94 28 4
2261 ... so she said, ‘A woman needs a man like a fish needs a bicycle.’ But honestly, I just wanted a drink. 1.2857 0.05021 126 97 22 7
2262 I heard someone say ‘He drinks like a fish,’ and that’s when it started. 1.2857 0.05268 126 99 18 9
2263 Okay, smart guy, if you think you know so much, what's my astrological sign? 1.2857 0.04627 126 94 28 4
2264 What do you mean, you don't serve fish here? 1.2857 0.04627 126 94 28 4
2265 No! I look like a fish outta VODKA, so shut up 'n' pour! 1.2857 0.04627 126 94 28 4
2266 Are you out of water? 1.2857 0.04762 126 95 26 5
2267 5000 brothers and sisters and none showed up for my birthday party. 1.2857 0.04487 126 93 30 3
2268 How do you know what a fish drinks like? 1.2857 0.05021 126 97 22 7
2269 Something seem fishy in here or it’s just me? 1.2857 0.04762 126 95 26 5
2270 What did I think of Jaws? We saw it in school and laughed our fins off. They needed a bigger boat? Well duh! 1.2857 0.04893 126 96 24 6
2271 Oh yeah? Well -- you tend bar like an ox. 1.2857 0.05146 126 98 20 8
2272 If you must know, hooking up with my catch of the day. 1.2857 0.04762 126 95 26 5
2273 Martini. Not too dry. 1.2857 0.04627 126 94 28 4
2274 Tequila- with the worm 1.2857 0.04893 126 96 24 6
2275 No, you're the problem! You wouldn't say that about the Irish, would you?!? 1.2857 0.05021 126 97 22 7
2276 now listen buddy. . . i'm telling you the truth. . . I got away from a 6" 7"" 345lb fisherman, believe it or not! 1.2857 0.05021 126 97 22 7
2277 If they were scales of justice, I would have arms. 1.2857 0.04893 126 96 24 6
2278 Put it on my gill. 1.2857 0.04893 126 96 24 6
2279 I'm not a hooker...I'm a hookee 1.2857 0.05146 126 98 20 8
2280 Whiskey and water, hold the whiskey. 1.2857 0.04627 126 94 28 4
2281 Well buddy, then what am I supposed to drink like? 1.2857 0.04893 126 96 24 6
2282 Needs more plastic. 1.2857 0.04893 126 96 24 6
2283 You probably don't get many carp in here with $18.00 martinis ! 1.2857 0.04893 126 96 24 6
2284 No straw? 1.2857 0.05146 126 98 20 8
2285 No wisecracks about drinking like a fish. 1.2857 0.05021 126 97 22 7
2286 Which liquor has the worm at the bottom? 1.2857 0.04893 126 96 24 6
2287 I know I said dry but this is ridiculous. 1.2857 0.05021 126 97 22 7
2288 Tub of water,please. 1.2857 0.05268 126 99 18 9
2289 Friends tell me I drink like a fish. 1.2857 0.04487 126 93 30 3
2290 Maybe you know my cousin, Gil. He was flushed about 10 days ago. 1.2857 0.04627 126 94 28 4
2291 I don’t know, it didn’t work out. Maybe I was a little too coy 1.2857 0.04627 126 94 28 4
2292 Why do they always throw me back?! 1.2857 0.04487 126 93 30 3
2293 Salt water on the rocks my good sir. 1.2857 0.04487 126 93 30 3
2294 Yes I can feel pain. My mermaid just dumped me. 1.2857 0.05021 126 97 22 7
2295 I really like the atmosphere in here 1.2857 0.05021 126 97 22 7
2296 And then I ran into this island of plastics... 1.2857 0.05021 126 97 22 7
2297 Actually, I'm an ASIAN Fighting Fish, and I'm going to have to ask you to step outside. 1.2857 0.05365 105 80 20 5
2298 I would like a very dry martuna 1.2857 0.04893 126 96 24 6
2299 All i asked for was the directions to the nearest watering hole 1.2857 0.05021 126 97 22 7
2300 What do you expect? I'm a fish. 1.2857 0.04762 126 95 26 5
2301 I specifically asked for NO SALT. 1.2857 0.04762 126 95 26 5
2302 So I said to myself, 'When are the chances I'll ever be in Lake Tahoe again?' 1.2857 0.04762 126 95 26 5
2303 This is not my usual watering hole. 1.2857 0.04627 126 94 28 4
2304 Oh, yeah? Well, I smoke like a chimney, too, so knock it off with the racial stereotypes and gimme another Dewar's! 1.2857 0.05021 126 97 22 7
2305 When do you get off the hook? 1.2857 0.05021 126 97 22 7
2306 Bring in that guy who claimed he could out-drink a fish. 1.2857 0.04893 126 96 24 6
2307 I'm tell'en you, the guy at the end of the bar told me " I was a great catch". 1.2857 0.05021 126 97 22 7
2308 I got this gimp fin during the battle of Salmon Run. 1.2857 0.05191 105 79 22 4
2309 I once was quit a catch. 1.2857 0.05021 126 97 22 7
2310 I have seventeen kids at home, just give me the bottle 1.2857 0.04893 126 96 24 6
2311 Another tequila. And hold the worm, wise guy! 1.2857 0.04762 126 95 26 5
2312 A Manhattan with worms, please 1.2857 0.04893 126 96 24 6
2313 Hey, I'm bald too. 1.2857 0.04627 126 94 28 4
2314 Keep 'em coming-I plan to drink like a fish tonight. 1.2857 0.05021 126 97 22 7
2315 Give me another shot. Someone stole my bicycle. 1.2857 0.05021 126 97 22 7
2316 No, you're out of YOUR element! 1.2857 0.04893 126 96 24 6
2317 You wanna know why I don't drink water? Cuz I fuck in it. Not spawn. Fuck. 1.2857 0.05021 126 97 22 7
2318 Yes, I admit it. I drink like a fish. 1.2857 0.04627 126 94 28 4
2319 Blame it on global warming and evolution. 1.2857 0.04627 126 94 28 4
2320 Sex on the beach. 1.2857 0.04893 126 96 24 6
2321 Forget what they say, I'll take a Shirley Temple. 1.2857 0.04893 126 96 24 6
2322 Mikey,you flushed me down the toilet... So,keep 'em comin'. 1.2857 0.05021 126 97 22 7
2323 I’m out f water? You’re out of water! This whole bar’s out of water! 1.2857 0.04893 126 96 24 6
2324 Fishman's with a Bass Ale back! 1.2857 0.04627 126 94 28 4
2325 And then she said it's because you drink like a fish!, so I say "baby you knew who I was when you met me". 1.2846 0.04663 130 98 27 5
2326 No, I don’t want to see today’s seafood specials! 1.2846 0.04968 123 94 23 6
2327 No, I'll tell you when I'm sloshed! 1.2846 0.04832 123 93 25 5
2328 I'm the one that got away, and it's just damned lonely. 1.2846 0.04968 123 94 23 6
2329 Do I look like a pickled herring to you, Mac? 1.2846 0.04692 123 92 27 4
2330 Bartender says, "We don't get many fish in here." Fish says, "No, and with these prices, ya won't get many more!" 1.2846 0.04692 123 92 27 4
2331 Stop angling for a tip. 1.2846 0.04968 123 94 23 6
2332 Schools are completely overrated. Dropping out was the best decision I ever made. 1.2846 0.05101 123 95 21 7
2333 Yeah, I know what I drink like. Now how about you give me my bourbon on the rocks? 1.2845 0.05167 116 89 21 6
2334 If you cut me off I’ll die. 1.2845 0.05310 116 90 19 7
2335 Skip the fish. Just chips and a beer. 1.2845 0.04868 116 87 25 4
2336 La Croix's target demographic 1.2845 0.05167 116 89 21 6
2337 A margarita on the rocks.....with sea salt, please. 1.2845 0.04711 116 86 27 3
2338 Yes, I know I drink like a fish...one more for the road please. 1.2845 0.05310 116 90 19 7
2339 Hey pal, I'm the one who's out of water, capisce? 1.2845 0.04868 116 87 25 4
2340 My wife says I drink like a person. 1.2845 0.05167 116 89 21 6
2341 So I drink like a fish, so what? 1.2845 0.05167 116 89 21 6
2342 I'm trying to scale back but it's tough being an endangered species! 1.2845 0.05310 116 90 19 7
2343 Look, there are certain expectations of me here, and I'm trying to live up to them. 1.2845 0.05020 116 88 23 5
2344 Let me guess: you were gonna tell me I drink like a fish. 1.2845 0.05167 116 89 21 6
2345 I'll take the mixed snacks, but please, please promise me there are no Pepperidge Farm Goldfish in there. 1.2845 0.05310 116 90 19 7
2346 Hello sailor!!!! 1.2836 0.04570 134 101 28 5
2347 Do you serve fish here? 1.2835 0.04730 127 96 26 5
2348 Never met a bottom feeder, eh? 1.2835 0.04596 127 95 28 4
2349 Saltwater - rocks. 1.2835 0.04987 127 98 22 7
2350 I used to work for scale-- now I'm floundering. That's why I drink like a fish. 1.2835 0.04596 127 95 28 4
2351 ...and don't get me started about the other fish in the sea. 1.2835 0.04596 127 95 28 4
2352 I should tell you- I drink like a fish. 1.2835 0.04730 127 96 26 5
2353 Look, man, I'm a fish out of vodka. 1.2835 0.04730 127 96 26 5
2354 My human costume is at the cleaners. 1.2835 0.04596 127 95 28 4
2355 You heard me. Extra dry! 1.2835 0.04730 127 96 26 5
2356 . . . frat party . . . wanted to be a big drinker . . . anyway, I thought she said her NAME was genie . . . . 1.2835 0.04730 127 96 26 5
2357 Let me show you how a fish REALLY drinks! 1.2835 0.04860 127 97 24 6
2358 Yes, actually I AM a fish out of water. 1.2835 0.04730 127 96 26 5
2359 Well, did you expect me to drink like a camel? 1.2835 0.05111 127 99 20 8
2360 Long story short, he was a total bass-hole. 1.2835 0.04730 127 96 26 5
2361 Ever since my divorce I’ve become a stereotype. 1.2835 0.04860 127 97 24 6
2362 Enough with those creepy goldfish crackers. How about some olives? 1.2835 0.04730 127 96 26 5
2363 You prayed for more customers who drink like a fish and here I am! 1.2835 0.04987 127 98 22 7
2364 Got any worms? 1.2835 0.04987 127 98 22 7
2365 Oh yeah? Well, YOU pour like a bartender! 1.2835 0.04458 127 94 30 3
2366 Yeah, well, let me tell you something about raisin' kids...I've got 8,000 of them. 1.2835 0.04987 127 98 22 7
2367 All right, screw it- I'll try the sushi. 1.2835 0.04987 127 98 22 7
2368 Sure I drink like a fish. But so would you if you had to swim upstream the same time every year whether you want to or not. 1.2835 0.04458 127 94 30 3
2369 Don't say it. 1.2835 0.05111 127 99 20 8
2370 Just some water. 1.2835 0.04730 127 96 26 5
2371 You don't understand! I can do this all day 1.2835 0.04860 127 97 24 6
2372 I have 30 seconds to live 1.2835 0.04596 127 95 28 4
2373 O.K. I think I've had enough. I don't wanna be drunk as a skunk. 1.2835 0.04987 127 98 22 7
2374 What do you mean there’s no worm in the bottle? 1.2835 0.04596 127 95 28 4
2375 I drink therefore I am. 1.2835 0.04730 127 96 26 5
2376 Hey, you taste just like a bartender I once ate. 1.2824 0.04880 131 101 23 7
2377 Oh yeah? And how exactly does a fish drink buddy? 1.2823 0.05192 124 97 19 8
2378 Yeah, so I drink like a fish. That's how I know your drinks are watered down. 1.2823 0.04933 124 95 23 6
2379 Double scotch neat, and hold the similes. 1.2823 0.04799 124 94 25 5
2380 Maggie says I drink like a tuna. You know me - - - I'm more like a trout, right? 1.2823 0.04933 124 95 23 6
2381 Never you mind what I drink like - just keep pouring! 1.2823 0.05065 124 96 21 7
2382 I swear, that fisherman was as big as a house, and I dragged him down with my tail. 1.2823 0.04660 124 93 27 4
2383 Martini, please. Extra Dry. 1.2823 0.04660 124 93 27 4
2384 I rode my bike. How else would I get here? 1.2823 0.05192 124 97 19 8
2385 I'm tellin' ya, it was THIS big 1.2823 0.04799 124 94 25 5
2386 So I said “fish or cut bait!” 1.2823 0.04660 124 93 27 4
2387 A fish goes into a bar . . . 1.2823 0.04517 124 92 29 3
2388 Who you calling a GMO! 1.2823 0.04799 124 94 25 5
2389 You'd look better without the mustache... 1.2812 0.04953 128 99 22 7
2390 Something wet and slippery. 1.2810 0.05010 121 93 22 6
2391 So a horse walks into a bar and the bartender says why the long face"...... 1.2810 0.05146 121 94 20 7
2392 Barkeep - give me a bottle of that tequila with the worm in it; hold the tequila. 1.2810 0.05146 121 94 20 7
2393 How about this time you serve the water back without cracking up! 1.2810 0.05146 121 94 20 7
2394 I don't care if you did mean it idiomatically, it's racist! 1.2810 0.05146 121 94 20 7
2395 In case you haven't noticed, I am a fish! Ergo - I drink like a fish - so keep 'em coming! 1.2810 0.04727 121 91 26 4
2396 Yes, a martini, again, please. But don't make it dry. 1.2810 0.05278 121 95 18 8
2397 Another "Drinks like a fish" wisecrack, and I'll filet you in a New York minnow. 1.2810 0.05010 121 93 22 6
2398 How would you like it if I made a joke about you 'drinking like a human'? 1.2807 0.04746 114 85 26 3
2399 And No! I am not hard of Herring 1.2807 0.05503 114 90 16 8
2400 It's been said "I drink like a fish." 1.2807 0.05063 114 87 22 5
2401 No more school for me. 1.2807 0.04907 114 86 24 4
2402 Got anything strong? I'm sick of salt water 1.2807 0.04907 114 86 24 4
2403 Fish walks into a bar. Barman mulls the many, many alternatives to cracking fish-related drink jokes. 1.2807 0.04580 114 84 28 2
2404 Ok, say it! I drink like a fish 1.2807 0.05214 114 88 20 6
2405 Carp! Carp! Carp! 1.2797 0.04149 118 85 33 0
2406 Perhaps I've been drinking too much. We were getting along swimmingly until just a moment ago. 1.2787 0.04547 122 91 28 3
2407 What did you say I drink like? 1.2787 0.04974 122 94 22 6
2408 Seriously Carl, please remove that mirror. I just want to forget for a while. 1.2787 0.04974 122 94 22 6
2409 Can you believe it? So I said: “how else am I supposed to drink?”. 1.2787 0.04974 122 94 22 6
2410 Could I have a beer? Wait; I forgot what I ordered... Could I have a beer? Wait; I forgot what I ordered...Could I have a beer? Wait; I forgot what I ordered... 1.2787 0.05109 122 95 20 7
2411 I could drink twice this much and still walk toe to heel. 1.2773 0.05053 119 92 21 6
2412 Don't even try, I've heard them all ... "Fish out of water" ..." Drinks like a fish" ... "Call me Ishmael" and, no, I don't know Luca Brasi ... just hold the jokes and give me another double scotch! 1.2773 0.04611 119 89 27 3
2413 You can lead a fish to water, but I prefer scotch. Neat. 1.2773 0.05053 119 92 21 6
2414 Then she has the nerve to tell me I drink like a fish. 1.2773 0.05053 119 92 21 6
2415 Bring me a water. And keep ‘em comin’, honey. 1.2773 0.04910 119 91 23 5
2416 - and water on the side 1.2773 0.05053 119 92 21 6
2417 $50 for a beer? No wonder you don't see any fish in here. 1.2773 0.05053 119 92 21 6
2418 I'd like 100 gallons of Tanqueray---to go. 1.2773 0.05192 119 93 19 7
2419 What did ya expect? I drink like a fish. 1.2773 0.05327 119 94 17 8
2420 Cut off? You try walking straight with fins for feet! 1.2773 0.04910 119 91 23 5
2421 No sir, this is not a joke! It’s more like an analogy. 1.2773 0.04910 119 91 23 5
2422 No, this is not a joke! You think I walked in here? 1.2773 0.05327 119 94 17 8
2423 I'll have a Bass Ale please. 1.2773 0.04611 119 89 27 3
2424 If you dare make a comment about "drinking like a fish" I will end you. 1.2773 0.04762 119 90 25 4
2425 Yes, I can drink like a fish. Can you drink like a bartender? 1.2773 0.05192 119 93 19 7
2426 No offense, but these drinks taste a little watered down. 1.2773 0.05053 119 92 21 6
2427 I'd love a glass of salt water 1.2773 0.04762 119 90 25 4
2428 ...In contrast, if *you* were drinking like this, now that would be a simile. See? 1.2773 0.05192 119 93 19 7
2429 Don’t forget the splash of water. 1.2773 0.04910 119 91 23 5
2430 Yeah, I get that comment a lot. Never met the guy. The name is Bob Fish, not Alex Fish, no relation. 1.2773 0.04453 119 88 29 2
2431 It's still not dry enough. 1.2773 0.04611 119 89 27 3
2432 Yes, I have told I drink like a human. 1.2773 0.04910 119 91 23 5
2433 A priest, a rabbi, and a minister are swimming in the ocean.... 1.2773 0.05588 119 96 13 10
2434 My friend is locking up my bicycle. Would you like to meet her?. 1.2773 0.05053 119 92 21 6
2435 You know I can’t drink. 1.2773 0.04910 119 91 23 5
2436 If that's what you see, give me some of what you're drinking because what I see is nothing to get excited about. 1.2773 0.05327 119 94 17 8
2437 I thought he loved me. But all he wanted was to eat my children. 1.2773 0.05192 119 93 19 7
2438 No, I don't also smoke like a chimney 1.2773 0.04910 119 91 23 5
2439 don't get koi with me, young man! 1.2773 0.05053 119 92 21 6
2440 It's a sand bar buddy. We're dry. 1.2773 0.05192 119 93 19 7
2441 To be precise, I drink like a carp. 1.2773 0.04910 119 91 23 5
2442 Yeah, I may be out of water but how can you be out of tequila? 1.2773 0.05327 119 94 17 8
2443 A barrel of brine,shaken not stirred. 1.2773 0.05459 119 95 15 9
2444 Okay, a cod, a priest, and a rabbi walk into a bar... 1.2773 0.05192 119 93 19 7
2445 It's not easy to drown my sorrows. 1.2773 0.04611 119 89 27 3
2446 Has someone accused me of drinking like a fish? 1.2773 0.04762 119 90 25 4
2447 Don't believe a thing that big mouth bass tells you. 1.2773 0.04910 119 91 23 5
2448 Yeah?! And you pour like a human! 1.2773 0.04910 119 91 23 5
2449 So I was elected Jury foreman..something about the scales of justice! 1.2773 0.04910 119 91 23 5
2450 Actually, I don’t drink at all. Do you have any worms? 1.2773 0.04762 119 90 25 4
2451 It was a rough day and I just need a couple to take the edge off. Don't let me get pickled. 1.2773 0.04611 119 89 27 3
2452 Do you have any tequila with a worm in it? 1.2773 0.04453 119 88 29 2
2453 So I said to her, "Oh yeah? Well, don't be koi with ME..." 1.2773 0.04910 119 91 23 5
2454 Quit carping at me! You'd drink like a fish too if you had to spend your whole life in school. 1.2773 0.04910 119 91 23 5
2455 That remark might be considered witty except for the fact that I AM A FISH. 1.2773 0.04762 119 90 25 4
2456 Listen buddy, if I could only remember the last three seconds of my life I wouldn't be ordering a seventh gin and tonic 1.2773 0.05327 119 94 17 8
2457 I drink like a fish buddy, so don't even think of cutting me off! 1.2773 0.04611 119 89 27 3
2458 Give me your wettest martini. 1.2773 0.05192 119 93 19 7
2459 No, I'm not a cliche! 1.2773 0.05327 119 94 17 8
2460 You'd drink too if you were married to a fishwife. 1.2773 0.05327 119 94 17 8
2461 On second thought, I'll pass. I've been drinking all day. 1.2773 0.04910 119 91 23 5
2462 You drink like a fish” “That’s racist. 1.2773 0.05053 119 92 21 6
2463 Don’t tell me I drink like a fish! 1.2773 0.04762 119 90 25 4
2464 I’ll have a water with a splash. 1.2773 0.04910 119 91 23 5
2465 Make it a dry martini! 1.2773 0.04762 119 90 25 4
2466 You, Sir, are a fishist. 1.2773 0.04910 119 91 23 5
2467 for the last time...its NOT like "Shape of Water!" 1.2773 0.04910 119 91 23 5
2468 I'll have a glass of water,please 1.2773 0.04762 119 90 25 4
2469 I used to drink like a fish, but I've scaled it back cuz people were starting to notice. 1.2773 0.04762 119 90 25 4
2470 Admit it--you're trying to get me hooked. 1.2773 0.04611 119 89 27 3
2471 One more of these, and I'll be tanked 1.2773 0.05053 119 92 21 6
2472 Just don't tell me there are bigger fish in the sea. 1.2773 0.04762 119 90 25 4
2473 Of course I drink like a fish. What else would I do? 1.2773 0.04910 119 91 23 5
2474 Now my ex... that one drinks like a fish. 1.2773 0.05053 119 92 21 6
2475 Water? What's that? 1.2773 0.04910 119 91 23 5
2476 I can't decide if I waant salt or fresh water... 1.2766 0.05741 94 73 16 5
2477 You'd drink like a fish too if you were Donald Trump's lawyer. 1.2764 0.04802 123 94 24 5
2478 Well, they say beluga and vodka go well together. 1.2764 0.05072 123 96 20 7
2479 One more snide comment about ‘pickled herring’ and you’ll be ‘sleeping with the fishes’...Capisce? 1.2764 0.04939 123 95 22 6
2480 I'll tell ya, this burg was better before they drained the Swamp. 1.2764 0.05202 123 97 18 8
2481 Skip the water. I know what happens in the water. 1.2764 0.04802 123 94 24 5
2482 No shoes, no shirt, no service! 1.2764 0.04516 123 92 28 3
2483 When I’m not in school, I drink like a fish. 1.2764 0.04802 123 94 24 5
2484 No more net worth jokes, OK? 1.2764 0.04939 123 95 22 6
2485 I plan to go out with a splash 1.2764 0.04516 123 92 28 3
2486 I told you I'm not swimming home, I got an Uber coming. 1.2764 0.04661 123 93 26 4
2487 A double Tequila, straight up, with three worms. 1.2764 0.04661 123 93 26 4
2488 No more, Joe-- if I have another I'll be sleeping with the fishes. 1.2764 0.05202 123 97 18 8
2489 Of course I drink like a fish! What were you expecting? 1.2764 0.04939 123 95 22 6
2490 On a scale of one to ten, how do I look. 1.2764 0.04802 123 94 24 5
2491 Yes I drink like a fish but I don’t want to hear any carping about it. 1.2764 0.04661 123 93 26 4
2492 Another double Cuervo straight up - hold the worm. 1.2764 0.04939 123 95 22 6
2493 Neat schmeet! More water this time. 1.2764 0.04366 123 91 30 2
2494 Wait, don't I get to do the worm? 1.2764 0.04516 123 92 28 3
2495 So I drink like a fish...you gonna carp about it, you gill-less wankmaggot? 1.2764 0.04516 123 92 28 3
2496 No sushi? What kind of bar is this? 1.2764 0.04661 123 93 26 4
2497 Across the Pond they don’t skip the vermouth... 1.2764 0.04802 123 94 24 5
2498 So what's wrong with drinking like a fish, huh? 1.2764 0.04802 123 94 24 5
2499 I'm here to confirm the stereotype. 1.2764 0.04802 123 94 24 5
2500 Water on the side. 1.2764 0.04802 123 94 24 5
2501 guilty as charged 1.2764 0.04802 123 94 24 5
2502 I just dropped off my daughter for her first year at school. 1.2764 0.04516 123 92 28 3
2503 Have you heard the joke about two metaphors sitting on one bar stool? 1.2764 0.04802 123 94 24 5
2504 And the worm thiiiis big! 1.2764 0.04939 123 95 22 6
2505 Well...what SHOULD I drink like? 1.2764 0.04802 123 94 24 5
2506 Yes! You heard it right, I want some fish sticks! 1.2764 0.05072 123 96 20 7
2507 I would not be here if I took the bait. 1.2764 0.04802 123 94 24 5
2508 Of course I do. Problem? 1.2764 0.05202 123 97 18 8
2509 I tell you, ...She had me by the gilles 1.2764 0.05072 123 96 20 7
2510 'Upstream' doesn't begin to describe it. 1.2764 0.04661 123 93 26 4
2511 I'll have my usual Joe; double-martini - not too dry. 1.2764 0.05202 123 97 18 8
2512 I need 20 more drinks, please. My whole school is here. 1.2764 0.04802 123 94 24 5
2513 Like I said, I drink like a fish. 1.2764 0.05072 123 96 20 7
2514 Listen. I'm not drinking "like" anything. Okay? 1.2764 0.04939 123 95 22 6
2515 Whiskey and water—lots and lots of water 1.2764 0.05072 123 96 20 7
2516 The bar scene makes me feel like a fish out of water 1.2764 0.04939 123 95 22 6
2517 I don't have an ID! Are you blind? I'm a fish. 1.2764 0.04939 123 95 22 6
2518 I’m not supposed to be at the bar. My wife says I drink like a fish. 1.2764 0.04802 123 94 24 5
2519 What do I want? What do you think I want?? WATER!!! 1.2764 0.04802 123 94 24 5
2520 ... But on MY scales of one to ten, I’m fine. 1.2764 0.04802 123 94 24 5
2521 It’s just not right, I mean you never us saying, “I think I smell something humany going on around here.” 1.2764 0.04516 123 92 28 3
2522 Well, duh, I do drink like a fish. 1.2764 0.04802 123 94 24 5
2523 Scotch and water -- and make sure you change the water every week. 1.2764 0.05072 123 96 20 7
2524 I know exactly what I drink like. 1.2764 0.04939 123 95 22 6
2525 You try drinking like a fish, fins and a martini is a real challenge. 1.2764 0.04939 123 95 22 6
2526 So a red herring walks into a bar... 1.2764 0.04802 123 94 24 5
2527 „Life was a lot easier in that little glass bowl...!“ 1.2764 0.04939 123 95 22 6
2528 If it looks like a fish, swims like a fish, and drinks like a fish, then it probably is a fish. 1.2764 0.05328 123 98 16 9
2529 Stood up... after falling for him hook, line and sinker. 1.2764 0.05072 123 96 20 7
2530 Hook me up with another one Sam. 1.2764 0.04939 123 95 22 6
2531 no one lives there anymore...., the water is too polluted. 1.2764 0.04939 123 95 22 6
2532 Not only do I drink like a fish, I swim like one too 1.2764 0.04661 123 93 26 4
2533 How about that Sally Hawkins in Shape of Water? What a catch. 1.2764 0.04802 123 94 24 5
2534 I could get hooked on this Single Malt Scotch. 1.2764 0.04802 123 94 24 5
2535 You pick, just mix it with water. 1.2764 0.04939 123 95 22 6
2536 I'll have another, I'm not diving. 1.2764 0.04939 123 95 22 6
2537 For the last time...stop calling me Wanda! 1.2764 0.04802 123 94 24 5
2538 Salt water, please, with a dash of algae! No lemon or lime! 1.2764 0.04366 123 91 30 2
2539 Listen up. I'm a fish and I intend to drink like one. 1.2764 0.04939 123 95 22 6
2540 I can tell they're watered down. 1.2764 0.04802 123 94 24 5
2541 I can’t get that bar fly out of my mind. 1.2764 0.04939 123 95 22 6
2542 Wait, Wait, I Have One. . A Dolphin, A Flounder, and A Squid Walk Into A Bar... 1.2764 0.04516 123 92 28 3
2543 Keep ‘em coming, Bartender...I’m nowhere near up to the gills yet 1.2764 0.04939 123 95 22 6
2544 I am so glad this is not a dry state. 1.2764 0.04802 123 94 24 5
2545 What time do the barflies come in? 1.2764 0.04802 123 94 24 5
2546 I’m a fish out of water and three-sheets to the wind. Give me a break, pal 1.2764 0.04802 123 94 24 5
2547 I'll have a Bass Ale with a shot of Cutty Sark on the starboard side. 1.2764 0.04802 123 94 24 5
2548 Despite the stereotype, I'm actually one of the few who really drinks like a fish. 1.2764 0.04802 123 94 24 5
2549 This game is a lie - this submission is pointless. You’ll get a hundred just like it. Winning isn’t about talent. Talent is dead. 1.2764 0.05072 123 96 20 7
2550 How the hell else SHOULD I drink like? 1.2764 0.04366 123 91 30 2
2551 Lucky for you I drink like one too. 1.2764 0.04939 123 95 22 6
2552 Well you bartend like a human! 1.2764 0.05328 123 98 16 9
2553 Don’t get koi with me, fella! 1.2764 0.04661 123 93 26 4
2554 You caution that I am "drinking like a fish" as if it is a bad thing. 1.2764 0.04939 123 95 22 6
2555 Something to drown myself Please 1.2764 0.04802 123 94 24 5
2556 So this fisherman walks into a bar..... 1.2764 0.04802 123 94 24 5
2557 Just a splash. 1.2764 0.04661 123 93 26 4
2558 Maybe I was the one that got away? 1.2764 0.04802 123 94 24 5
2559 I was lured here by a drunken sailor. 1.2764 0.04939 123 95 22 6
2560 Another round to get that 'plastic' taste out of my gills. 1.2764 0.04939 123 95 22 6
2561 Yes, as a matter of fact, I can drink like a fish! 1.2764 0.04939 123 95 22 6
2562 Drinks are great, but your bicycle rack leaves something to be desired. 1.2764 0.04802 123 94 24 5
2563 Yes, I drink like a fish! I AM a fish!! 1.2764 0.04802 123 94 24 5
2564 I get my share...after three drinks I look like a mermaid 1.2764 0.04939 123 95 22 6
2565 I AM a fish! 1.2764 0.05328 123 98 16 9
2566 How do you expect me to drink if it’s not like a fish? 1.2764 0.04939 123 95 22 6
2567 Yes, after 6 glasses, I AM out of water, why do you ask? 1.2764 0.05202 123 97 18 8
2568 You would too, if you had to swim in what I do. 1.2764 0.04802 123 94 24 5
2569 Oh yeah? Your mortgage underwater too? 1.2764 0.05328 123 98 16 9
2570 I've been accused of a lot, but I'm no stool pigeon. 1.2764 0.04939 123 95 22 6
2571 Hey bartender, I’m out of water. 1.2764 0.05328 123 98 16 9
2572 Don't say it. I hate cliches 1.2764 0.04939 123 95 22 6
2573 And my house is underwater. 1.2764 0.05072 123 96 20 7
2574 I'll show you who drinks like a fish!!! 1.2764 0.04661 123 93 26 4
2575 So when is drinking like a fish a crime? 1.2764 0.04516 123 92 28 3
2576 Sir, The waters of this world are so polluted that now I ONLY drink on the rocks 1.2764 0.04661 123 93 26 4
2577 Of course there are plenty of fish in the sea. You're not listening! I'm done with fish! 1.2764 0.04939 123 95 22 6
2578 Not a school day, I’d guess 1.2764 0.04802 123 94 24 5
2579 Okay, hit me with another “Oil Spill” but hold the plastic straw! 1.2764 0.04802 123 94 24 5
2580 I know, I’m all washed up in this town 1.2764 0.04939 123 95 22 6
2581 Thus the idiom, my good man. Now, serve up! 1.2764 0.04939 123 95 22 6
2582 I said "neat". 1.2764 0.04661 123 93 26 4
2583 Do I look like I drink like a fish? 1.2764 0.04802 123 94 24 5
2584 It's time to live up to my reputation. 1.2764 0.04802 123 94 24 5
2585 Hit me again, Ahab! 1.2764 0.04661 123 93 26 4
2586 On the rocks never goes well. 1.2764 0.04939 123 95 22 6
2587 I just love these new oxygen bars! 1.2764 0.04939 123 95 22 6
2588 And, no, I'm not here to drown my sorrows. 1.2764 0.05072 123 96 20 7
2589 You’d show more compassion if your woman were a cold-blooded, indiscriminate spawner. 1.2764 0.04939 123 95 22 6
2590 Yeah, well you eat like a human. 1.2764 0.04661 123 93 26 4
2591 I saw it myself Ron, your sign said “Gone Fishing”! 1.2752 0.05662 109 87 14 8
2592 Waiter, I’m out of water! 1.2750 0.04728 120 91 25 4
2593 I know I do. What did you expect. 1.2750 0.04874 120 92 23 5
2594 If ONE more person gives me the 'plenty more fish in the sea' line... 1.2750 0.04578 120 90 27 3
2595 And I looked him in the eye and I said “Carpe Diem, my friend” 1.2750 0.04874 120 92 23 5
2596 Leonard never took LSD at the aquarium again. 1.2750 0.05288 120 95 17 8
2597 So, you’re a Sagittarius. I’m an aquarium myself. 1.2750 0.04874 120 92 23 5
2598 No stupid,nothing "dry" 1.2750 0.04422 120 89 29 2
2599 Mezcal with worm please. 1.2750 0.04874 120 92 23 5
2600 And She was the One that got away 1.2750 0.05288 120 95 17 8
2601 I just feel like I'm floundering through life. 1.2750 0.04422 120 89 29 2
2602 I don't care if you're a vegetarian restaurant, you need to serve fish 1.2750 0.05016 120 93 21 6
2603 And then she accused me of seeing a newt. Can you believe that? Me and a newt? 1.2750 0.04261 120 88 31 1
2604 I don't want any tequila; just the worm in the bottle! 1.2750 0.04728 120 91 25 4
2605 No ice, no water!!! You don't want to know what fish and sea creatures do in the water! 1.2750 0.04874 120 92 23 5
2606 Plankton on the rock please. Make it a double. 1.2750 0.04728 120 91 25 4
2607 Well now you know where the expression comes from. 1.2735 0.04798 117 89 24 4
2608 I knew something seemed fishy about the guy, we spawned together a couple weeks back. 1.2735 0.04642 117 88 26 3
2609 Who drinks like a fish? 1.2735 0.05645 117 95 12 10
2610 Keep in mind sea levels are rising. 1.2735 0.05096 117 91 20 6
2611 Yes, I'm drunk, and spare me the pickled herring jokes. 1.2735 0.05239 117 92 18 7
2612 If you had to swim in the Hudson, you'd drink like a fish too. 1.2735 0.05096 117 91 20 6
2613 Leave the toilet seat down! 1.2735 0.05096 117 91 20 6
2614 And another thing, Cuomo doesn't even like fish. 1.2735 0.05096 117 91 20 6
2615 Bring on the drinks. I need to get tanked! 1.2735 0.04481 117 87 28 2
2616 Another scotch and water, please, and hold the scotch. 1.2735 0.04949 117 90 22 5
2617 Gimme a water, and make it a double! 1.2735 0.05096 117 91 20 6
2618 I'll just have some water, thank you. 1.2735 0.04949 117 90 22 5
2619 Hit me again. I'm out of water. 1.2735 0.04798 117 89 24 4
2620 I'll have a martini - wet. 1.2735 0.04798 117 89 24 4
2621 I didn’t create the rising sea levels. You did. 1.2735 0.04798 117 89 24 4
2622 It's not easy being the one that got away! 1.2735 0.04798 117 89 24 4
2623 ...like a fish. I never heard that one before. 1.2735 0.04949 117 90 22 5
2624 And then she said I wasn’t a catch. 1.2735 0.05096 117 91 20 6
2625 I'll give you three reasons why we are in a dream: I'm a giant fish. We're both able to breath, and you're G. Gordon Liddy. 1.2735 0.05096 117 91 20 6
2626 I didn’t always drink like a fish. 1.2735 0.05096 117 91 20 6
2627 Don't even say it. 1.2735 0.04949 117 90 22 5
2628 And now you know where the saying comes from. You're welcome. 1.2735 0.04642 117 88 26 3
2629 I don't really like tequila. But I'm hooked on those damn worms. 1.2735 0.05096 117 91 20 6
2630 A dry martini on the rocks with two fresh anchovies, please" 1.2735 0.04798 117 89 24 4
2631 I always feel like a fish out of water. 1.2735 0.04798 117 89 24 4
2632 I got at least a dozen fish stories that beat that one. 1.2735 0.04798 117 89 24 4
2633 My wife thinks I drink like a fish. 1.2735 0.05239 117 92 18 7
2634 Say I'm over the legal limit one more time, pal. 1.2735 0.04642 117 88 26 3
2635 Can I get a shot of sardine juice? 1.2735 0.04949 117 90 22 5
2636 Yeah yeah I drink like a fish, like I haven't heard That one a million times. 1.2735 0.04642 117 88 26 3
2637 She looked nothing like her profile -- second catfish this week. 1.2735 0.04798 117 89 24 4
2638 So just what the hell am I supposed to drink like"? ["supposed" should be underlined 1.2735 0.04642 117 88 26 3
2639 I'll have a martini straight up two worms 1.2735 0.05239 117 92 18 7
2640 Thanks, I’m just happy to be off the hook! 1.2735 0.04313 117 86 30 1
2641 Nothing too strong, I'm slippery when wet. 1.2735 0.04798 117 89 24 4
2642 Yeah, so. I am a fish. 1.2735 0.05239 117 92 18 7
2643 I come home as a prize in a ping-pong ball carnival game, and thirty years later they throw me out for getting too big for my tank. 1.2735 0.05239 117 92 18 7
2644 I gotta get tanked 1.2735 0.04642 117 88 26 3
2645 Whatever Wanda wants . . . 1.2735 0.05096 117 91 20 6
2646 Do I look like a freshwater fish to you? Just bring me the bottle. 1.2735 0.04313 117 86 30 1
2647 The Rabbi and the Priest will be here shortly. 1.2735 0.04949 117 90 22 5
2648 Watch it, buddy—you don’t hear me saying you pollute waterways like a human. 1.2735 0.04949 117 90 22 5
2649 And that was the last time I played Marco Polo. 1.2735 0.04949 117 90 22 5
2650 Man, I just want something to take my mind off my troubles . . . all I hear in the swamp is immunity this and subpoena that, and it's getting so crowded in there I can't breathe. 1.2735 0.05378 117 93 16 8
2651 I'll get polluted in my own way, thanks! 1.2735 0.05378 117 93 16 8
2652 One body of water, please. 1.2735 0.04642 117 88 26 3
2653 Well, I'm sipping your top-shelf Scotch. Not bad for a fish out of water. 1.2735 0.05239 117 92 18 7
2654 No, I am not out of water. Why do you keep asking me that? 1.2735 0.04798 117 89 24 4
2655 So you're telling me should scale back? 1.2735 0.04798 117 89 24 4
2656 I bet you think I drink like a fish. 1.2735 0.05378 117 93 16 8
2657 Don't worry Larry, there's plenty fish in the sea 1.2735 0.04949 117 90 22 5
2658 Listen, Joe, I don't care how long this bull market run is - my house is still under water. 1.2735 0.04642 117 88 26 3
2659 ...so then he tells me they have to let me go because I'm spending too much time in the water cooler... 1.2735 0.04949 117 90 22 5
2660 Everyone treats me like a fish out of water. 1.2735 0.04481 117 87 28 2
2661 There was water water everywhere but not a drop to drink. 1.2735 0.05239 117 92 18 7
2662 I'll have a double water, with a splash of brine." M. Hirsh Goldberg Baltimore, Marylan 1.2735 0.05239 117 92 18 7
2663 Have I told you about the one that got away? 1.2735 0.04949 117 90 22 5
2664 Sorry, Charlie. I have to cut you off. You’re clearly filled to the gills. 1.2735 0.05239 117 92 18 7
2665 Who are YOU sleeping with these days? 1.2735 0.05096 117 91 20 6
2666 I can handle the mezcal. It's the damned worm thats got me hooked. 1.2735 0.05096 117 91 20 6
2667 Look, I can tell when it's been cut with water! 1.2735 0.05239 117 92 18 7
2668 Well what do you expect me to drink like? 1.2735 0.04949 117 90 22 5
2669 Water please, the whole bottle. I dropped out of school. 1.2735 0.05096 117 91 20 6
2670 Like a fish out of water, that's how I feel! 1.2735 0.04798 117 89 24 4
2671 Bourbon... on the lake. 1.2735 0.05096 117 91 20 6
2672 So I say to her, "Oh yeah? Well, you're coldblooded too". 1.2735 0.04949 117 90 22 5
2673 Listen Einstein...I'm supposed to drink like a fish! 1.2735 0.05096 117 91 20 6
2674 Well, how do you think you would feel if YOU were expelled from your school? 1.2735 0.04949 117 90 22 5
2675 I can't go home. I got kicked outta school. 1.2735 0.04949 117 90 22 5
2676 I picked the devil over the deep blue sea. 1.2735 0.05096 117 91 20 6
2677 these should take the sting out of being a threatened species. 1.2735 0.04949 117 90 22 5
2678 I'm dying for a glass of water. 1.2735 0.04949 117 90 22 5
2679 That's right pal, I drink like a frish because I AM a firsh. 1.2735 0.05096 117 91 20 6
2680 Listen, I'm telling you: there are NOT plenty of fish on the land. 1.2735 0.05096 117 91 20 6
2681 I always could drink like a fish. 1.2735 0.05239 117 92 18 7
2682 Because I AM a fish. 1.2735 0.04798 117 89 24 4
2683 Make it a double. I’m dying of thirst. 1.2735 0.05096 117 91 20 6
2684 Just serve like a man. 1.2735 0.04481 117 87 28 2
2685 I'll have an anything-and-water. 1.2735 0.04139 117 85 32 0
2686 Another whiskey. That Captain Morgan killed my brother. 1.2735 0.04642 117 88 26 3
2687 Is it dry in here? 1.2735 0.04642 117 88 26 3
2688 Yes, of course white.... 1.2735 0.04798 117 89 24 4
2689 I drink like a fish? Hey, pal, that's a microaggression. 1.2735 0.04949 117 90 22 5
2690 My friends are hanging out at a sushi bar. 1.2735 0.05096 117 91 20 6
2691 In this case, I am drinking as a fish. 1.2735 0.05096 117 91 20 6
2692 Touché. 1.2735 0.05096 117 91 20 6
2693 And you eat like a pig. 1.2735 0.04798 117 89 24 4
2694 Aren't you stating the obvious? 1.2735 0.05096 117 91 20 6
2695 So I said to her, “What, am I supposed to drink like a horse?” 1.2735 0.04949 117 90 22 5
2696 Leave the worm. 1.2735 0.05239 117 92 18 7
2697 Surprise me . . . but nothing dry! 1.2735 0.04949 117 90 22 5
2698 What are you looking at? Never seen a 300lb talking trout walk into your bar, hop up onto a stool and pound six shots of tequila before? 1.2735 0.04949 117 90 22 5
2699 Ahh, the worm in the tequila. Carp diem hombre. 1.2735 0.04949 117 90 22 5
2700 How did you know I'm from a small pond? 1.2735 0.05096 117 91 20 6
2701 Don't ever mention that movie again -- my ex-wife's name is Wanda! 1.2735 0.05096 117 91 20 6
2702 Well don’t you want to see how a REAL fish drinks? 1.2735 0.05239 117 92 18 7
2703 You know what Gerald, fuck you. No, fuck you. I'm sober. Fuck you. 1.2735 0.05378 117 93 16 8
2704 Out of water again? 1.2735 0.04949 117 90 22 5
2705 Go ahead...say that again. I drink like a what? 1.2735 0.05239 117 92 18 7
2706 It’s true. I drink like a human. 1.2735 0.04798 117 89 24 4
2707 Yeah, I drink like a fish. A goldfish, buster. 1.2735 0.05239 117 92 18 7
2708 If you're going to tell me I drink like a fish...... 1.2735 0.04949 117 90 22 5
2709 Yeah, yeah, I've heard them all before. Just keep'em coming. 1.2735 0.05378 117 93 16 8
2710 Do you work for scale? 1.2735 0.04642 117 88 26 3
2711 '"And so I said 'get your bass out of my house.'" 1.2735 0.04642 117 88 26 3
2712 This drink tastes fishy. 1.2735 0.04949 117 90 22 5
2713 You can lead a horse to water, but you cannot make him fish. 1.2735 0.04949 117 90 22 5
2714 My river dried up so I came here to drown my sorrows. 1.2735 0.05378 117 93 16 8
2715 Six shots of air, neat. 1.2735 0.04642 117 88 26 3
2716 They say there’s a lot of fish in the ocean, but I have more success with the women I meet in bars. 1.2735 0.05096 117 91 20 6
2717 So I drink like a fish, what's it to you! 1.2735 0.04642 117 88 26 3
2718 Hey buddy, who are you calling tanked?! 1.2735 0.05378 117 93 16 8
2719 Make it one for my herring, and one more for the road. 1.2735 0.04949 117 90 22 5
2720 As a matter of fact, yes I do drink like a fish. 1.2735 0.05239 117 92 18 7
2721 Drinking like a fish is your problem, not mine. 1.2735 0.05378 117 93 16 8
2722 I’m sorry, we don’t serve fresh fish here. 1.2735 0.05239 117 92 18 7
2723 So I says to the principal, 'Hire me as a substitute, and I can feed their minds for a day. Give me a contract and I can teach the little bastards for a lifetime.' 1.2735 0.04949 117 90 22 5
2724 I’m out of water. 1.2735 0.05513 117 94 14 9
2725 I can't get a date. They all seem to be playing koi. 1.2735 0.04642 117 88 26 3
2726 Well, yes, I am a fish out of water but that's no reason to cut me off. 1.2735 0.05378 117 93 16 8
2727 Excuse me, I’m out of water. 1.2735 0.04949 117 90 22 5
2728 Yeah, I need a bicycle too 1.2735 0.04798 117 89 24 4
2729 You can never add too much water. 1.2735 0.05096 117 91 20 6
2730 Can you call me a crab? I mean a cab? 1.2735 0.04798 117 89 24 4
2731 Just what kind of watering hole are you running here? 1.2735 0.04798 117 89 24 4
2732 just some water please. 1.2735 0.04949 117 90 22 5
2733 I don't need a taxi. Just throw me in the drink. 1.2735 0.05096 117 91 20 6
2734 Then this guppy right out of school says they're scaling back and releasing me. 1.2735 0.05096 117 91 20 6
2735 It's insensitive. I'm not playing coy; I am koi! 1.2735 0.04798 117 89 24 4
2736 I’ll have another shot of mezcal. This time don’t forget the worm. 1.2735 0.05239 117 92 18 7
2737 Hooked? I'm not hooked. 1.2735 0.04481 117 87 28 2
2738 No, you stink! 1.2735 0.05239 117 92 18 7
2739 I don't know any other way to drink, except like a fish. 1.2735 0.04798 117 89 24 4
2740 No, I'm not skipping school! 1.2735 0.05096 117 91 20 6
2741 Look, buddy, I don't need a cab. I'm a fish! 1.2735 0.04481 117 87 28 2
2742 Salt water, on the rocks. 1.2735 0.04949 117 90 22 5
2743 What’s your problem, first time you’ve just seen an ugly mermaid? 1.2735 0.05096 117 91 20 6
2744 Water please 1.2735 0.05239 117 92 18 7
2745 And I told her, fish can’t get fat. Not the answer she wanted to hear. 1.2735 0.04949 117 90 22 5
2746 Scotch – and a very large glass of water. 1.2735 0.05096 117 91 20 6
2747 The gills on that guy! 1.2735 0.04481 117 87 28 2
2748 I've been in a lot of bars, no one has ever called me coy." 1.2735 0.05239 117 92 18 7
2749 Yes, Bartender, I'm O.K. to swim. 1.2735 0.04798 117 89 24 4
2750 I understand you're a mom of five hundred, but I still have to card you. 1.2735 0.04798 117 89 24 4
2751 And now I'm going to tip like one too, wise guy. 1.2735 0.04949 117 90 22 5
2752 Well, whaddya want me to drink like? 1.2735 0.05378 117 93 16 8
2753 If your wife called you a cold fish, you'd drink like one too. 1.2735 0.05239 117 92 18 7
2754 Like a fish, huh? Nice one Mr. Clean. 1.2735 0.04949 117 90 22 5
2755 Less water, please. I'm transitioning. 1.2735 0.05096 117 91 20 6
2756 Your drinks are weak, but it sure beats red tide. 1.2735 0.04798 117 89 24 4
2757 Your suggestion for a fish out of water 1.2735 0.05239 117 92 18 7
2758 I get that a lot, but I'm actually a living simile. 1.2735 0.04949 117 90 22 5
2759 I drink like a what, Tom!? Just say it! 1.2735 0.04949 117 90 22 5
2760 Hey, some steretypes are based on truth. Gimme another. 1.2735 0.04798 117 89 24 4
2761 So then I says to her, I says you should have stopped after the first wish. 1.2735 0.05239 117 92 18 7
2762 Let me know if you get tired of my carping. 1.2735 0.04798 117 89 24 4
2763 She left and took the fishbowl. 1.2735 0.05239 117 92 18 7
2764 Martini -- but not too dry! 1.2735 0.05239 117 92 18 7
2765 A fish walks into a bar AND sits down. Tell me you've heard that one! 1.2735 0.05096 117 91 20 6
2766 How did you know I wanted to open a tab? 1.2735 0.05096 117 91 20 6
2767 Since I left the pond, I’ve been searching for a metaphor to express my sense of isolation. 1.2735 0.04949 117 90 22 5
2768 You're hallucinating. 1.2735 0.05239 117 92 18 7
2769 I can't shake this feeling I've been baited into something 1.2735 0.05096 117 91 20 6
2770 I’ll take it on the neon pebbles. 1.2735 0.05096 117 91 20 6
2771 I have a date tonight with a mermaid. 1.2735 0.04642 117 88 26 3
2772 Trust me pal, there ain't that many fish in the sea. She had me hook, line and sinker. 1.2735 0.04313 117 86 30 1
2773 Do you know how to make a Functioning Lung? 1.2735 0.04798 117 89 24 4
2774 Better hit me again...I just can't unsee that hideous sushi bar. 1.2735 0.04949 117 90 22 5
2775 I’m not really coy 1.2735 0.05239 117 92 18 7
2776 As we say in AA, ‘just because you’re a fish doesn’t mean you have to drink like one.’ 1.2735 0.04949 117 90 22 5
2777 You know, I've always felt like a fish out of water!!! 1.2735 0.04949 117 90 22 5
2778 Don't go there. 1.2735 0.05096 117 91 20 6
2779 Sure. They say they want a fish-man. But then they go and cast a man-fish! 1.2735 0.05513 117 94 14 9
2780 Water please. Make it a double. 1.2735 0.05096 117 91 20 6
2781 Haven’t you ever seen a fish out of water? I’ll have a scotch, neat. 1.2735 0.05096 117 91 20 6
2782 What do you mean you're going to stop serving fish?? 1.2735 0.04949 117 90 22 5
2783 So what do you THINK I should drink like? 1.2735 0.04949 117 90 22 5
2784 Despite your claims, I bet nobody drinks like me. I’ll have a bloodworm spritzer. 1.2735 0.05096 117 91 20 6
2785 Now watch how a real fish drinks 1.2735 0.05096 117 91 20 6
2786 The biggest threat facing this country right now is ich. How come you never hear about that, huh? 1.2727 0.05527 99 77 17 5
2787 Hydrate me! 1.2727 0.05140 99 75 21 3
2788 One Sex on the Beach, Please. 1.2727 0.04979 121 94 21 6
2789 One more shot of that omega-3 stuff and I’ll be on my way. 1.2727 0.04695 121 92 25 4
2790 Drink like a fish? That is an offensive stereotype, man. 1.2727 0.04391 121 90 29 2
2791 No, I'm not happy with the election, but I'm not going to sit around and carp about it. 1.2719 0.04709 114 86 25 3
2792 Didn’t you hear that sea level is rising? We are the new immigrants. Another Harvey Wallbanger, please. 1.2719 0.04871 114 87 23 4
2793 Eh, this is nothing. You ever been around a depressed octopus? 1.2719 0.05028 114 88 21 5
2794 ...and then I knew that guppy had me- hook, line and sinker. 1.2719 0.04871 114 87 23 4
2795 I'm no longer "catch and release" eligible and I swim in fear. 1.2719 0.05028 114 88 21 5
2796 Hey, man, don't pollute my whisky with water! If you knew what fish do in water, you'd never touch the stuff. 1.2719 0.04871 114 87 23 4
2797 Don't bate me 1.2719 0.05180 114 89 19 6
2798 And my mom said, "You'll never go anywhere if you don't finish school." 1.2719 0.05028 114 88 21 5
2799 ...and we swam and we swam all over the dam. 1.2719 0.05028 114 88 21 5
2800 Better make it a double, I need to get tanked. 1.2719 0.04542 114 85 27 2
2801 Gimme a scotch 'n' water. Hold the scotch! 1.2719 0.04871 114 87 23 4
2802 Who are you to tell me to stop carping about the current state of politics?! 1.2719 0.04542 114 85 27 2
2803 Well WE call it drinking like a human. 1.2719 0.05180 114 89 19 6
2804 No thanks. "Sex on the Beach" is what got me here in the first place. Tim Lane, Los Angeles CA 1.2719 0.04871 114 87 23 4
2805 I wouldn't be here if I could get a decent drink at the sand bar. 1.2719 0.04871 114 87 23 4
2806 I know, I know. But some days, I really do need a bike. 1.2719 0.05028 114 88 21 5
2807 Don’t play koi with me, Finn. After that swim-up bar in Belize, you just let me slip through your fingertips, literally. It’s time to fish or cut bait. 1.2719 0.05028 114 88 21 5
2808 So I told her, "You want to go upstream AGAIN? And with the WHOLE FAMILY?" 1.2719 0.04871 114 87 23 4
2809 I used to be a mermaid. 1.2719 0.05612 114 92 13 9
2810 You wanna know why I drink like a fish? 1.2719 0.05180 114 89 19 6
2811 I was hooked from the very beginning. 1.2719 0.04871 114 87 23 4
2812 I'd like a small pond on the rocks, please. 1.2719 0.04709 114 86 25 3
2813 Can I have an extra large bowl of wine? 1.2719 0.05028 114 88 21 5
2814 So stop me if you’ve heard this: a Scotsman, an Italian and an amphibian walk into a bar... 1.2719 0.05180 114 89 19 6
2815 I left that sleazy shark-he was swimming around behind my tail with a damsel fish. 1.2719 0.05180 114 89 19 6
2816 Oh yeah? Well, you pour like a human! 1.2719 0.04871 114 87 23 4
2817 I'll show you what it means to drink like a fish! 1.2719 0.04871 114 87 23 4
2818 Jingzhou, China. 1983. I guess you thought I'd forget, hey? 1.2719 0.05028 114 88 21 5
2819 Don't worry about it. My designated diver will be here any minute now. 1.2719 0.05472 114 91 15 8
2820 I'll have another scotch and sea water. 1.2719 0.05180 114 89 19 6
2821 I am looking for that worm David Remnick. 1.2719 0.05028 114 88 21 5
2822 I'm dying for some water. 1.2719 0.04709 114 86 25 3
2823 Ironically, I prefer my martini dry. 1.2719 0.04871 114 87 23 4
2824 I'm still out of water... 1.2719 0.04871 114 87 23 4
2825 Grasshopper, hold the hook. 1.2719 0.04542 114 85 27 2
2826 You may think you how to aerate a cocktail, but half of these bubbles aren’t even oxygen! 1.2719 0.04871 114 87 23 4
2827 I'm waiting for Wanda. Have you seen her? 1.2719 0.04542 114 85 27 2
2828 No, I don't need to slow down, and I don't need a bicycle either. 1.2719 0.05028 114 88 21 5
2829 Stop me if you've heard this one. 1.2719 0.05180 114 89 19 6
2830 Try again - I said a very wet martini. 1.2719 0.05328 114 90 17 7
2831 I want a drink like a fish! 1.2719 0.05028 114 88 21 5
2832 I’ll have a water flowing quickly over the rocks, please 1.2719 0.04709 114 86 25 3
2833 Yeah, I do. You got a problem with that? 1.2719 0.04871 114 87 23 4
2834 Frankly, that's an insensitive stereotype. 1.2719 0.04709 114 86 25 3
2835 And I fell for her hook, line, and sinker. 1.2719 0.05028 114 88 21 5
2836 So, a tuna, a marlin, and a guppy swim into a bar. Stop me if you've heard this before. 1.2719 0.05180 114 89 19 6
2837 So how'd you end up in the fish tank? 1.2719 0.05028 114 88 21 5
2838 Excuse me? I drink like a what? 1.2719 0.05028 114 88 21 5
2839 A dirty Martini is simply water pollution with a fancy name. 1.2719 0.05472 114 91 15 8
2840 This is nothing, pal. You should see the octopus! 1.2719 0.04871 114 87 23 4
2841 I said, I'll have a Sex NEAR the Beach. 1.2719 0.05180 114 89 19 6
2842 With what's floating in the ocean these days, I'll take water where I can get it! 1.2719 0.04709 114 86 25 3
2843 So you think I'm a slippery customer? 1.2712 0.04763 118 90 24 4
2844 Wadda ya mean you're all out of shrimp cocktail?! 1.2712 0.04763 118 90 24 4
2845 When they figured out it was me eating their koi they threw me into the Hudson. So here I am. 1.2710 0.05069 107 82 21 4
2846 White, of course! 1.2700 0.05478 100 78 17 5
2847 That right I’m never coming back—and your Goldfish bar snacks are totally offensive. 1.2696 0.04674 115 87 25 3
2848 Hey, some service here, I'm a fish out of water!! 1.2696 0.04990 115 89 21 5
2849 Nemo? Lemme tell YOU who the real hero is. First, gimme another shrimp cocktail. 1.2696 0.05141 115 90 19 6
2850 Pour me another Tom, she’s still swimming in my head 1.2696 0.05141 115 90 19 6
2851 so, after that, she says to me, “George, I’m leaving you,” and I said, “You can’t—we’re a species that mates for life,” and she said, “You’ve been dead for years,” and then we really got into it. Pour me another, Max.” 1.2689 0.04877 119 92 22 5
2852 THAT! Sir, is a stereotype. 1.2689 0.04728 119 91 24 4
2853 "Y "Yeah, you're right. I do drink like a fish." 1.2689 0.05297 119 95 16 8
2854 I'm new in town. Where does a guy go to meet other fish? 1.2679 0.05071 112 87 20 5
2855 Do you take the American Express Carp? 1.2679 0.04743 112 85 24 3
2856 I took her out to dinner to celebrate our 20th anniversary. One bite and suddenly she was gone. 1.2679 0.05379 112 89 16 7
2857 My name is not Wanda, and I want saline with nothing else, got that, mixologist!? 1.2679 0.05227 112 88 18 6
2858 So what's wrong with drinking like a fish? 1.2679 0.04390 112 83 28 1
2859 Who do I have to blow to get a drink here? 1.2679 0.05071 112 87 20 5
2860 She threw me overboard for some Wall Street whale. 1.2679 0.05071 112 87 20 5
2861 So she says, "I'm too coy"; I says, "That's just who I am." 1.2679 0.04909 112 86 22 4
2862 No one understands that I need to drink like a fish. It’s not “a choice.” 1.2679 0.05227 112 88 18 6
2863 You can't 86 me without an environmental review. This is my "habitat". 1.2679 0.05071 112 87 20 5
2864 Another whiskey and water Tony. Heavy on the water. 1.2679 0.04743 112 85 24 3
2865 Stop staring at me like that - I'm tired of livin' in a fishbowl. 1.2679 0.05071 112 87 20 5
2866 Liquor makes me feel like an Alpha, not a Beta. 1.2679 0.04909 112 86 22 4
2867 Just because I'm orange doesn't mean I'm not a goldfish! 1.2679 0.04909 112 86 22 4
2868 You watered the drinks,didn't you. You thought I wouldn't notice. 1.2679 0.04743 112 85 24 3
2869 A large bowl of water -- no ice. 1.2679 0.05379 112 89 16 7
2870 He was looking for a catfish. 1.2679 0.04743 112 85 24 3
2871 Lemme have another! It's only after six shots that I feel like a fish out of water. 1.2679 0.05227 112 88 18 6
2872 I can't help being koi with you. 1.2679 0.04909 112 86 22 4
2873 Oh yeah, well you fish like a drunk! 1.2679 0.05379 112 89 16 7
2874 Told you that I could count to six! 1.2679 0.04743 112 85 24 3
2875 What do you mean? I am the Big Tuna! 1.2679 0.05071 112 87 20 5
2876 Why no, I've never had a dry martini. 1.2679 0.05071 112 87 20 5
2877 So I said, 'Oh, yeah. Well, you drink like a camel.' 1.2679 0.05379 112 89 16 7
2878 So there I was, hooked on the biggest fishing pole you've ever seen... 1.2679 0.04570 112 84 26 2
2879 Can I get another salt water? 1.2679 0.04570 112 84 26 2
2880 You and me, we’re not that different. 1.2679 0.04909 112 86 22 4
2881 Tell him I don't accept free drinks. There's always a catch! 1.2679 0.04909 112 86 22 4
2882 Why do I need another martini, Carl? Because gravlax doesn't just happen, that's why. 1.2679 0.05071 112 87 20 5
2883 You have anything polluted on tap? 1.2679 0.04743 112 85 24 3
2884 'Guess you better cut me off friend. I feel like I'm swimming and I don't wanna get hooked.' 1.2679 0.04909 112 86 22 4
2885 I've been out of work ever since the fish-bicycle thing went south. 1.2679 0.04909 112 86 22 4
2886 Yes, I'm the one that got away. How did you guess? 1.2679 0.05071 112 87 20 5
2887 Listen, Tony, I can get you all the sashimi you need—cheaper, faster, fresher than anybody else. 1.2679 0.05227 112 88 18 6
2888 Yes, I drink like a fish out of water. You got a problem with that?! 1.2679 0.05379 112 89 16 7
2889 Quit carping," she said - God, do you know how aggravating that is 1.2679 0.04743 112 85 24 3
2890 I like my martinis very, very wet. 1.2679 0.04909 112 86 22 4
2891 Don't worry, my designated dolphin will take me home. 1.2679 0.04743 112 85 24 3
2892 Ok, what about this one? A crab, a sponge and a dolphin... 1.2679 0.04909 112 86 22 4
2893 It all went south the day my wife ran off with a lobster... 1.2679 0.04909 112 86 22 4
2894 I'd like a very wet martini 1.2679 0.04743 112 85 24 3
2895 So, then the bartenders sez, " Hey! I didn't order yaks. These are fake gnus." 1.2679 0.05379 112 89 16 7
2896 No, I didn't say, "I'm a fish outa water." I said, "I'm a fish out of water. 1.2679 0.04743 112 85 24 3
2897 Gimme another Cutty Sark on the rocks. 1.2679 0.04909 112 86 22 4
2898 So that’s when I told her, “Don’t you be coy with me!” 1.2679 0.05071 112 87 20 5
2899 Have you seen any barflies lately? 1.2679 0.05227 112 88 18 6
2900 I'm telling you, man, I will be in tomorrows newspaper! 1.2679 0.05071 112 87 20 5
2901 What does she know about bicycles? 1.2679 0.04909 112 86 22 4
2902 Gotta go. Have to meet Michael Cohen. 1.2679 0.05071 112 87 20 5
2903 I'm back. Going dry did NOT agree with me. 1.2679 0.05227 112 88 18 6
2904 ...like a fish? Now, that's racist!" 1.2679 0.05071 112 87 20 5
2905 Cut me off if I tip the scales 1.2679 0.04909 112 86 22 4
2906 Boy, I drank like a human tonight! Better call me a cab. 1.2679 0.05071 112 87 20 5
2907 Easy pal, I’ve got the clams to cover it. 1.2679 0.04909 112 86 22 4
2908 Make it a double. I'm feelin' all washed up. 1.2679 0.04909 112 86 22 4
2909 Me? You know who are sloppy drunks? Flounder! 1.2679 0.04909 112 86 22 4
2910 Fresh aired people are so colorful. 1.2679 0.05227 112 88 18 6
2911 She threw me out - said I drank like a fish. So what else should I drink like? 1.2679 0.04909 112 86 22 4
2912 A grasshopper and a bowl of bio-pure freeze dried blood worms, please. 1.2679 0.05227 112 88 18 6
2913 Now that I think about it, the deal DID seem kinda fishy.... 1.2679 0.05071 112 87 20 5
2914 Thanks for listening to me carp. 1.2679 0.05071 112 87 20 5
2915 Water, Straight Up 1.2679 0.04909 112 86 22 4
2916 You don't look koi 1.2679 0.05227 112 88 18 6
2917 Do not tell me a fish out of water story! 1.2679 0.04909 112 86 22 4
2918 Gimme two fins of whisky. 1.2679 0.05227 112 88 18 6
2919 And one for the buoys in the back room 1.2679 0.04743 112 85 24 3
2920 I'd like a large glass of water for starters. 1.2679 0.05227 112 88 18 6
2921 Of course I'm drinking like a fish! 1.2679 0.04909 112 86 22 4
2922 We're getting a divorce. My wife says that I drink like a person. 1.2679 0.04909 112 86 22 4
2923 And you pour like a human... 1.2679 0.04909 112 86 22 4
2924 What are you, my sponsor? 1.2679 0.04909 112 86 22 4
2925 Yes, tonight I'm gonna drink like a human. Wanna hear about the fisherman who got away? 1.2679 0.04909 112 86 22 4
2926 And let's keep the 'you drink like a fish' comments to yourself! 1.2679 0.05071 112 87 20 5
2927 First you separate me from my family. Now you tell me I can't find my way home. 1.2679 0.05227 112 88 18 6
2928 Fin, the Irish bartender. You’re teasing me, right? 1.2679 0.05227 112 88 18 6
2929 Then she says I drink like a fish. 1.2679 0.05071 112 87 20 5
2930 Smile at me one more time and you'll have a mess of roe to clean up. 1.2679 0.05227 112 88 18 6
2931 Didn't I see you, hic! in Gandhi? 1.2679 0.04909 112 86 22 4
2932 I'm waiting for a hooker. 1.2679 0.04909 112 86 22 4
2933 I'm going to tell my sad story of the big fisherman who got away. 1.2679 0.05227 112 88 18 6
2934 No, I don’t want water. Why does everyone ask that? 1.2679 0.04390 112 83 28 1
2935 I do drink water. It's my second favorite thing about it. 1.2679 0.04909 112 86 22 4
2936 Hey man, the water here could use a little splash of something....salt, maybe. 1.2679 0.04743 112 85 24 3
2937 They couldn't teach evolution in my school. 1.2679 0.05227 112 88 18 6
2938 I sez to him, I sez, 'Now you're jush shterrotyping...' 1.2679 0.05227 112 88 18 6
2939 Cut me off? My good man, this is what I do! 1.2679 0.05379 112 89 16 7
2940 I can explain it to you, but I can't understand it for you. 1.2679 0.04909 112 86 22 4
2941 Do I look like I take my martinis dry 1.2679 0.04909 112 86 22 4
2942 And then she says, 'you're so lifeless I oughta just flush you down the toilet.' 1.2679 0.04909 112 86 22 4
2943 Obviously, but now I gotta piss like a racehorse. 1.2679 0.04909 112 86 22 4
2944 Sorry, you have to be deboned before I can serve you 1.2679 0.05227 112 88 18 6
2945 Give me two fins of Tequila and add an extra worm. 1.2679 0.04909 112 86 22 4
2946 Fin and Tonic. On the rocks 1.2679 0.05379 112 89 16 7
2947 She said she was going to "spinning," turns out it was "spawning!" 1.2679 0.04909 112 86 22 4
2948 I'll take your finest bottle of H2O with a hint of peppermint. I really want to feel the burn. 1.2679 0.04390 112 83 28 1
2949 I also fight like a fish, so how about you back off and pour me another one 1.2679 0.04909 112 86 22 4
2950 With prices like these, I'm not surprised. 1.2679 0.05379 112 89 16 7
2951 No, I actually drink like a human. But I do smoke like a fish. 1.2679 0.04909 112 86 22 4
2952 No, I got hooked on the 18 year old single malt. 1.2679 0.04743 112 85 24 3
2953 Well, I was a big kid, kicked out of the bowl and left high and dry, but one day... 1.2679 0.05227 112 88 18 6
2954 Sure beats soaking it up by osmosis. 1.2679 0.04909 112 86 22 4
2955 Sorry, we don't serve fish here. 1.2679 0.05071 112 87 20 5
2956 Yes, I feel like a fish out of water 1.2679 0.05379 112 89 16 7
2957 Well I am a fish, how am I supposed to drink? 1.2679 0.04909 112 86 22 4
2958 With a water back. And not from that branch by the nuclear plant, either- this time. 1.2679 0.04909 112 86 22 4
2959 Drinks like a fish" is hate speech, buddy 1.2679 0.05379 112 89 16 7
2960 I’ve come all the way from Flint, please tell me you have drinkable tap?! 1.2679 0.05071 112 87 20 5
2961 Yes, a gin and tonic. And, no, I'm not being koi. 1.2679 0.04743 112 85 24 3
2962 I started getting hooked on this place when I was in school with all my friends. 1.2679 0.04570 112 84 26 2
2963 So I sez to him to him, “Well, maybe you’re just a LITTLE fish in a BIG pond!” 1.2673 0.05245 101 78 19 4
2964 The reason I drink like a fish is because I am a fish. 1.2673 0.05430 101 79 17 5
2965 No, I said skip the water. 1.2672 0.04475 116 87 27 2
2966 Tequilla with a worm, please. 1.2672 0.04304 116 86 29 1
2967 No, Smarty Pants, I DON'T drink like a fish!!! 1.2667 0.05288 105 82 18 5
2968 I finally got revenge on the six-pack holder that killed my uncle. 1.2667 0.04929 105 80 22 3
2969 Never call a trout a bar perch! 1.2667 0.05288 105 82 18 5
2970 It’s quarter to three. Between you and me, can you get this fish out of water back in the sea. 1.2667 0.04929 105 80 22 3
2971 I know that it's time for me to go home Joe, but it's water, water, everywhere there, and not a drop to drink. 1.2667 0.05288 105 82 18 5
2972 Sure I drink like a fish! You would too if you lived in a glass bowl. 1.2655 0.05186 113 89 18 6
2973 Only a New Yorker caption writer would say that I drink like a fish. 1.2655 0.04872 113 87 22 4
2974 Whaddaya mean you're outta chips. 1.2655 0.05186 113 89 18 6
2975 Just keep the water coming until Mr. Chips arrives. 1.2655 0.05031 113 88 20 5
2976 What sort of bar is out of bourbon? 1.2655 0.05031 113 88 20 5
2977 It's like I said last year. Spawning ain't what it used to be. 1.2653 0.05533 98 77 16 5
2978 A fish out of water is a fish that needs vodka. 1.2650 0.04763 117 90 23 4
2979 Give me my drink or you'll be sleeping with the fishes. 1.2650 0.04605 117 89 25 3
2980 I'm out of my depth when it comes to booze, but I know I want a lot of water. 1.2650 0.04915 117 91 21 5
2981 You drink like a metrosexual. 1.2647 0.04812 102 77 23 2
2982 No, I was one of Donald's lawyers. 1.2647 0.05009 102 78 21 3
2983 Have we really lost all capacity for civil dialogue? I make one suggestion and you go straight to "Quit your 'carping' !" 1.2636 0.04599 110 83 25 2
2984 Nah, the sonofabitch just got lucky, musta been using a net. 1.2636 0.04776 110 84 23 3
2985 Excuse me, sir, but 'drink like a fish' is not politically correct. 1.2636 0.04599 110 83 25 2
2986 Don't you dare say it. 1.2636 0.04776 110 84 23 3
2987 You know, drinking like a human could be pretty bad, too. 1.2636 0.04948 110 85 21 4
2988 No no no, tell me—what exactly do you put in a Fish Eye cocktail? 1.2636 0.04948 110 85 21 4
2989 '...and, no, I don't drink like a fish.' 1.2636 0.04948 110 85 21 4
2990 You know which cheese flavored snacks I’m talking about 1.2636 0.04413 110 82 27 1
2991 I'll take 6000 gallons of sea water, hold the plastic. 1.2636 0.04948 110 85 21 4
2992 I feel like a fish out of scotch and water.' 1.2636 0.05274 110 87 17 6
2993 So then I said, ‘I think I really DO need a bicycle’. 1.2636 0.05274 110 87 17 6
2994 I’m a paying customer, and I find your allusions *hiccup* offensive! 1.2636 0.05114 110 86 19 5
2995 I wish there was some way to describe how I feel. 1.2636 0.05430 110 88 15 7
2996 Just a sip of fresh water ... and Hold the plastic straws or cups. 1.2636 0.04948 110 85 21 4
2997 Yeah, I'm like a fish out of water. Which is why I need a stuff drink. 1.2636 0.05274 110 87 17 6
2998 so this pollock walks into a bar 1.2636 0.04948 110 85 21 4
2999 Look, it’s not okay for you to say ‘drink like a fish’ even though I say it. 1.2636 0.04948 110 85 21 4
3000 Happy Hour's only one hour? I'm not falling for that bait and switch. 1.2636 0.05114 110 86 19 5
3001 " One thing I learned the hard way...never dive home drunk." 1.2636 0.04948 110 85 21 4
3002 Why yes, in fact I can drink like a fish... so quit your carping and full up these six glasses! 1.2636 0.04948 110 85 21 4
3003 I don't care who I drink like. Line up another round. 1.2636 0.04599 110 83 25 2
3004 Scotch and soda, please. And hold the Scotch." 1.2636 0.05114 110 86 19 5
3005 Go ahead, just say that 'drinks like a fish ' line one more time... 1.2636 0.05274 110 87 17 6
3006 You pour like a landlubber. 1.2636 0.04776 110 84 23 3
3007 Yes, I know, if I keep drinking like a fish, eventually I'll turn into a fish. 1.2636 0.04776 110 84 23 3
3008 I'll have another Sex On The Beach. 1.2636 0.04776 110 84 23 3
3009 You will keep serving me until I have drowned my sorrows. 1.2636 0.05114 110 86 19 5
3010 My old watering hole was getting crowded 1.2636 0.05114 110 86 19 5
3011 Oh yeah? Do you want to sleep with the fishes? 1.2636 0.05114 110 86 19 5
3012 Got any high oxygen drinks? 1.2636 0.04599 110 83 25 2
3013 You know who else I hate? Those damn dirty trout. 1.2636 0.04413 110 82 27 1
3014 I don't normally drink this much. 1.2636 0.04776 110 84 23 3
3015 My wife says I drink like one. 1.2636 0.05274 110 87 17 6
3016 Give me another round, I have a repetation to keep! 1.2636 0.04776 110 84 23 3
3017 No, I wasn't fishing for a complement! 1.2636 0.04413 110 82 27 1
3018 Yes, I am drinking like a fish. Is that a problem? 1.2636 0.05114 110 86 19 5
3019 I'd like to drink like a human for a change. 1.2636 0.04948 110 85 21 4
3020 He called me a cold fish! 1.2632 0.04834 114 88 22 4
3021 Why do I drink alone? Well, ever since I dropped out of school,I feel like a fish out of water. 1.2627 0.05025 118 93 19 6
3022 I will need that drink in 20 gallons instead of ounces. Fish out of water and all that. Ya get me? 1.2627 0.04728 118 91 23 4
3023 So in the end, they was right. I never should'a fell for that bird. 1.2626 0.05094 99 76 20 3
3024 Ok, but any way that I drink is necessarily 'like a fish'. 1.2626 0.04887 99 75 22 2
3025 The Mermaid Show here was a total bust. 1.2626 0.05292 99 77 18 4
3026 A tall glass of water, please. And keep 'em coming. 1.2626 0.05483 99 78 16 5
3027 Of course I do - I am a fish after all. 1.2626 0.05292 99 77 18 4
3028 Scotch and water please. On second thought, you'd better make that a water and water. 1.2626 0.05483 99 78 16 5
3029 Pour me another drink and I'll tell you about the one that got away 1.2626 0.05483 99 78 16 5
3030 Believe it or not, the turtles drink way more than we do. 1.2626 0.05292 99 77 18 4
3031 I still say there's something fishy in here. 1.2626 0.05094 99 76 20 3
3032 I was a frat boy at McGill University 1.2626 0.05094 99 76 20 3
3033 Even on our third date he kept telling me I behaved like a cold fish... 1.2626 0.05094 99 76 20 3
3034 DON'T YOU DARE tell me how I drink! 1.2626 0.05483 99 78 16 5
3035 Well, did you expect me to drink like a bird? 1.2626 0.04887 99 75 22 2
3036 A gill of whiskey, please. 1.2626 0.04887 99 75 22 2
3037 If I could only drown my sorrows. 1.2626 0.05483 99 78 16 5
3038 I am that proverbial fish out of water; time to hydrate. 1.2626 0.05483 99 78 16 5
3039 I really am 21 otherwise my parents wouldn't have let me be out of the water 1.2626 0.05292 99 77 18 4
3040 Your story is so damn fishey! 1.2626 0.04887 99 75 22 2
3041 After that wave of trouble, I am going to drink like a fish until I tip the scales. 1.2626 0.05292 99 77 18 4
3042 I'll have that on the rocks please. 1.2626 0.05292 99 77 18 4
3043 Don't you DARE make any joke about "a fish walks into a bar"! 1.2626 0.05668 99 79 14 6
3044 It’s tough living in a fish bowl.... 1.2626 0.05094 99 76 20 3
3045 SUI? Now you're just making s*%# up. 1.2626 0.05483 99 78 16 5
3046 If you are Ben Kingsley, then I am a fish out of water. 1.2626 0.05483 99 78 16 5
3047 Have you got saltwater on tap? 1.2626 0.04887 99 75 22 2
3048 Yeah, maybe I inspired some movies, but that's not why I do it. I'm just trying to be my most authentic self. 1.2617 0.04471 107 80 26 1
3049 I've been drinking like a fish since the day I was born. 1.2613 0.04563 111 84 25 2
3050 Make it a double. I've been dumped. But - hey - there's plenty more fish in the sea. 1.2613 0.04909 111 86 21 4
3051 What do you mean, you are out of water? I am out of water. 1.2613 0.04909 111 86 21 4
3052 Always more water Chip, always. 1.2613 0.04909 111 86 21 4
3053 I tell ya, he had to be 6' 2'' , and a 225 pounds. That is a real keeper! 1.2613 0.04909 111 86 21 4
3054 The guy from across the bar tried to lure me to his table but I’m not taking the bait. 1.2609 0.05106 115 91 18 6
3055 Set em up bartender, at times I've been known to drink like a fish. 1.2609 0.04113 115 85 30 0
3056 Oh, and a water too please. 1.2609 0.06414 69 54 12 3
3057 And stop saying, "Go, fish." 1.2605 0.04539 119 91 25 3
3058 Forget you are what you eat; more like you are like you drink. 1.2600 0.05245 100 78 18 4
3059 And she had the nerve to say she left me because she says I drink like a fish. 1.2600 0.05245 100 78 18 4
3060 I said I felt like a fish out of water, not a fish out of beers 1.2600 0.05245 100 78 18 4
3061 Even my therapist made me feel like a fish out of water. 1.2600 0.05245 100 78 18 4
3062 The name is Mickey Fin. 1.2600 0.05049 100 77 20 3
3063 .......with a salt water chaser. 1.2596 0.04926 104 80 21 3
3064 You’d drink like a fish too if you had 1,000 siblings with the same birthday. 1.2593 0.04627 108 82 24 2
3065 So she said, “I hate how you perch on my furniture” and I said, “ Stop carping at me.” 1.2593 0.04987 108 84 20 4
3066 One of us is about to die in this scenario so I'll take another round. 1.2593 0.05158 108 85 18 5
3067 A bowl of Goldwasser, bitte. 1.2593 0.05323 108 86 16 6
3068 I shouldn't. My wife says I've been drinking like a human. 1.2593 0.05323 108 86 16 6
3069 I just swam in from Montauk and boy are my fins tired! 1.2593 0.04987 108 84 20 4
3070 Why wouldn't a priest and a rabbi swim into a bar? 1.2593 0.05323 108 86 16 6
3071 Do you ask all the fish who come in here for their ID's, or only only the carp? 1.2593 0.05158 108 85 18 5
3072 And then he locked me in his bedroom fish tank while he had his way with me! 1.2593 0.04810 108 83 22 3
3073 So, if you know the story of a mortgage more underwater than mine, I'm all ears. 1.2593 0.04987 108 84 20 4
3074 Can I just get a bowl of water? 1.2593 0.04810 108 83 22 3
3075 And there I was at thirty fathoms... 1.2593 0.04987 108 84 20 4
3076 This stuff helps me breathe. 1.2593 0.04810 108 83 22 3
3077 Feels like I'm outta scotch AND water 1.2593 0.04810 108 83 22 3
3078 I drink like a fish. There! I said it for you! 1.2593 0.04627 108 82 24 2
3079 No, refusing to serve fish is not covered by that Supreme Court decision. 1.2593 0.05158 108 85 18 5
3080 Gimme a water, Joe. Straight. No salt. 1.2593 0.05323 108 86 16 6
3081 So I drink like a fish. C'mon, you can't cut me off. 1.2593 0.04987 108 84 20 4
3082 Can you believe it? She left me for a freaking sunfish! 1.2593 0.04810 108 83 22 3
3083 You don't tell me how to drink and I won't tell you how to bartend. 1.2593 0.04987 108 84 20 4
3084 Yeah, I drink like a fish... So, whudabout it?? 1.2593 0.04987 108 84 20 4
3085 Sorry, I was supposed to be a mermaid! 1.2593 0.05483 108 87 14 7
3086 Look, I am supposed to drink like a fish! 1.2593 0.05483 108 87 14 7
3087 Make one to scale, please. 1.2593 0.04810 108 83 22 3
3088 So the Sockeye leans over to the farmed salmon and says, "gotta pen?" 1.2593 0.04987 108 84 20 4
3089 yeahh.. nothing like sex on the beach! 1.2593 0.04987 108 84 20 4
3090 So I said, No way honey, even witches aren’t that ugly. 1.2593 0.05483 108 87 14 7
3091 Just keep pouring. 1.2593 0.05158 108 85 18 5
3092 I got catfished by a catfish. 1.2593 0.04987 108 84 20 4
3093 Last week I caught a 6' Great-White American Male who put up a helluva fight. 1.2593 0.05158 108 85 18 5
3094 I can drink like a fish better than anyone. 1.2593 0.04627 108 82 24 2
3095 I have been to the best schools and my family is kosher, yet a woman on East 64th Street screamed at me and called me a shark. Oy, the indignities I must endure in this city! 1.2593 0.04987 108 84 20 4
3096 I'm thinking outside the bowl. 1.2593 0.04436 108 81 26 1
3097 Yep - heard it... 1.2593 0.05158 108 85 18 5
3098 A fish out of order" 1.2593 0.04987 108 84 20 4
3099 You know what really grinds my gills? 1.2593 0.04810 108 83 22 3
3100 Everybody knows Big Bird. Big Bird this Big Bird that. 1.2593 0.05483 108 87 14 7
3101 ‘On the rocks’? Is that some kind of joke? 1.2593 0.05158 108 85 18 5
3102 I said gin and SALT water! 1.2593 0.04810 108 83 22 3
3103 'Whiskey. Two fins.' 1.2593 0.04987 108 84 20 4
3104 I thought after that movie came out I might have some luck. 1.2593 0.05639 108 88 12 8
3105 So my wife says, I act like a fish out of water and she’s divorcing me. 1.2593 0.04987 108 84 20 4
3106 A tall Scotch and water please. Hold the scotch! 1.2593 0.04987 108 84 20 4
3107 I SAID, keep 'em comin'. I breathe this stuff. 1.2593 0.05323 108 86 16 6
3108 The net of of it is, I’m hooked... 1.2593 0.04627 108 82 24 2
3109 Cold River Vodka with plenty of rocks. 1.2593 0.04987 108 84 20 4
3110 You heard me, a Wet Martini! 1.2593 0.04810 108 83 22 3
3111 It's sa-mon not sal-mon. 1.2593 0.05158 108 85 18 5
3112 I'll tell you this: If you see a worm floating in the water, do NOT eat it. 1.2593 0.05158 108 85 18 5
3113 I'm telling you, Johnny, the foreigners are taking over. Do you know why Great White Sharks look so angry? Because nobody will hire them. 1.2593 0.04810 108 83 22 3
3114 100 gallons of Scotch and water...hold the Scotch. 1.2593 0.04810 108 83 22 3
3115 Don't be koi. 1.2593 0.04810 108 83 22 3
3116 He said I was playing koi, but this is just who I am. 1.2593 0.04810 108 83 22 3
3117 Got one for ya, pal . . .A fish walks into a bar and DOESN'T end up on a plate! 1.2593 0.05158 108 85 18 5
3118 What do you mean "I look fishy"? 1.2593 0.04810 108 83 22 3
3119 I'll have a Tequila with the worm. 1.2593 0.05158 108 85 18 5
3120 I'll have a bowl of water, and make it a large 1.2593 0.04987 108 84 20 4
3121 Could you call me a fish bowl? 1.2593 0.04987 108 84 20 4
3122 Set up Joe, have I got a fish tale for you! 1.2593 0.04987 108 84 20 4
3123 Of course I drink like a fish. I am a goddam fish! Now get me another double! 1.2593 0.04810 108 83 22 3
3124 Hey ya tall drink of water, why don't ya come up and see me some time? 1.2593 0.05158 108 85 18 5
3125 Yeah, the usual again. Water, pinch of salt. 1.2593 0.04810 108 83 22 3
3126 She was the cutest little guppie, fishnet stockings, fins that went on forever; then one day she joined a school 1.2593 0.05158 108 85 18 5
3127 I hope this "new Watergate" thing actually has water. 1.2593 0.04987 108 84 20 4
3128 You can't cut me off. I told you, I'm not driving. 1.2593 0.04987 108 84 20 4
3129 How much for a martini; I've only got a fin. 1.2593 0.05158 108 85 18 5
3130 Double scotch, bucket o’ water back. 1.2593 0.04810 108 83 22 3
3131 You can’t cut me off. I have to drink like a fish. 1.2593 0.05158 108 85 18 5
3132 Yes, another tonic and water please. And side of hookless worms if you have em. 1.2593 0.04436 108 81 26 1
3133 Was my husband in here drinking like a man again? 1.2593 0.04987 108 84 20 4
3134 We drink a lot in our school 1.2593 0.04810 108 83 22 3
3135 If you talk the talk, you gotta walk the walk. 1.2593 0.04810 108 83 22 3
3136 I can swim myself home don't you worry about it 1.2593 0.04810 108 83 22 3
3137 I''ll have a grasshopper--just for the halibut. 1.2593 0.04987 108 84 20 4
3138 My wife's a crab, Sam. Doesn't understand me. Says I flounder around like a fish out of water. 1.2593 0.05323 108 86 16 6
3139 Put this on my tab. I'm a little underwater this week 1.2593 0.04810 108 83 22 3
3140 No, i’m an Aries — why does everyone automatically assume i’m a Pisces! 1.2593 0.04436 108 81 26 1
3141 Quit carping around. Make me a 'Dirty Martini,' with real dirt. 1.2593 0.05158 108 85 18 5
3142 I'll drink like a fish whether you like it or not! 1.2593 0.05323 108 86 16 6
3143 You need to scale back on the fish jokes, pal. My patience is wearing fin. 1.2593 0.05483 108 87 14 7
3144 I wanna get tanked! 1.2593 0.04810 108 83 22 3
3145 I'm a getting and I'm self pickling 1.2593 0.05158 108 85 18 5
3146 You should've met my father, he could really drink like a fish. 1.2593 0.04987 108 84 20 4
3147 Make it water on the rocks. 1.2593 0.04810 108 83 22 3
3148 Oh crap !! Iam drinking like a fish 1.2593 0.04810 108 83 22 3
3149 I’ll have a margarita with no salt 1.2593 0.04987 108 84 20 4
3150 Fin and Sonic, No Rocks 1.2593 0.05158 108 85 18 5
3151 Well if you just swam upstream to spawn you would want a cocktail too 1.2593 0.04810 108 83 22 3
3152 I've got a whale of a tale, make it a triple. 1.2593 0.04987 108 84 20 4
3153 I'm looking for a gig as a sole singer 1.2593 0.04987 108 84 20 4
3154 You're pouring it and I'm swimming in it, hit me again. 1.2593 0.05158 108 85 18 5
3155 I'd like a shrimp cocktail and a rum chaser, sir. 1.2593 0.04810 108 83 22 3
3156 Been microdosing about a year. Why? 1.2593 0.04810 108 83 22 3
3157 Virgin, please. I don't want to be a pickled herring. 1.2593 0.04810 108 83 22 3
3158 I'll have a glass of water and two barflies. 1.2593 0.05323 108 86 16 6
3159 So what if I drink like a fish? 1.2593 0.04987 108 84 20 4
3160 I decided not to go dry out but to scale back instead. 1.2593 0.04810 108 83 22 3
3161 I know what a watered down drink tastes like ! 1.2593 0.04810 108 83 22 3
3162 Scotch, but no water! 1.2593 0.04987 108 84 20 4
3163 Can I get some more water over here? 1.2593 0.05158 108 85 18 5
3164 What you looking at? You’ve never seen a fish out of water before? 1.2593 0.05323 108 86 16 6
3165 You always said I drank like a fish. 1.2593 0.05158 108 85 18 5
3166 I came in here last week with a talking peanut and a Chinese monk. Now if you got somethin' funny to say about it, why don't you say it to my face. 1.2593 0.04810 108 83 22 3
3167 Another glass of water bar keep. No, no, the hard stuff! 1.2593 0.05158 108 85 18 5
3168 Yeah, yeah, 'rink like a fish, drink like a fish. Can't you come up with something better? 1.2593 0.05158 108 85 18 5
3169 Don’t even go there... 1.2589 0.05033 112 88 19 5
3170 If someone tells me one more time to 'get over him--there are plenty of people on the planet!'' 1.2583 0.04659 120 93 23 4
3171 To fake news!!!!Flippers,red tides,idioms! 1.2581 0.05048 93 71 20 2
3172 It may be how I drink but it's not who I am! 1.2571 0.05418 105 84 15 6
3173 I'm looking for a fella, goes by the name Triton. Have you seen him? 1.2571 0.05069 105 82 19 4
3174 Yes, I drink like a fish. How insightful! 1.2571 0.04694 105 80 23 2
3175 You wouldn’t believe the line that guy just used on me. 1.2571 0.05418 105 84 15 6
3176 I can hold my liquor, I'm not a blowfish." 1.2571 0.05069 105 82 19 4
3177 What do you mean, don't try to be coy??? 1.2571 0.05069 105 82 19 4
3178 The only way you're getting me out of here is flushing me down the toilet. 1.2571 0.04694 105 80 23 2
3179 Got any threes? 1.2571 0.05246 105 83 17 5
3180 Hey Al, I asked for a napkin you gave me newspaper, what are you trying to tell me? 1.2571 0.05246 105 83 17 5
3181 OK, last one. I'm seeing a talking fish right behind you. 1.2571 0.05069 105 82 19 4
3182 Oh yeah? - Well, you're beginning to look like a talking peanut! 1.2571 0.04885 105 81 21 3
3183 For some reason, Americans burst into laughter when I tell them my name is Sue Chi. 1.2571 0.05418 105 84 15 6
3184 Oh, Buddy, I’m all washed up. 1.2571 0.04694 105 80 23 2
3185 Does it really surprise you that I drink like a fish? 1.2571 0.05418 105 84 15 6
3186 Listen- if I did drink like a fish, I’d seek help! 1.2571 0.05069 105 82 19 4
3187 Another. And make it snapper. 1.2571 0.04494 105 79 25 1
3188 And then she threw a few glasses of water at my face and said, “I hope you live”! 1.2571 0.04885 105 81 21 3
3189 I need one more for the Sea." Skip Parker, Reno, Nv 775-762761 1.2571 0.05418 105 84 15 6
3190 A fish needs a woman like a man needs a bicycle. 1.2571 0.05746 105 86 11 8
3191 So how does a fish drink? 1.2571 0.05069 105 82 19 4
3192 I don't usually tell tales out of school, but... 1.2571 0.04694 105 80 23 2
3193 If you say "there are other fish in the sea" I swear I will throw this in your face 1.2571 0.04885 105 81 21 3
3194 Weird? Let me tell you about weird, my friend: Can you even imagine coming from a place where not even drinking makes sense? 1.2571 0.05069 105 82 19 4
3195 yup, I should have listened to my friends and not shaved my mustache. Now everybody says I look like a fish. 1.2571 0.04885 105 81 21 3
3196 Don't give me that underage business. I'm 45 in fish years. 1.2571 0.04885 105 81 21 3
3197 One tequila, please, and keep the worms coming. 1.2571 0.04694 105 80 23 2
3198 ....so I figured, might as well - everyone believes I do anyway! 1.2571 0.04694 105 80 23 2
3199 It’s a simile, not a metaphor. 1.2571 0.04694 105 80 23 2
3200 Stop giving me the walleye. 1.2571 0.04885 105 81 21 3
3201 ..and you pour like a leaky faucet. 1.2571 0.05069 105 82 19 4
3202 I may dring like a fish but at least I went to school. 1.2571 0.05069 105 82 19 4
3203 Line "em up, Harry, the Squid's back in town. 1.2571 0.05246 105 83 17 5
3204 I could whip Jaws with one fin tied behind my back. 1.2571 0.05069 105 82 19 4
3205 Damn you, I said flakes not pellets! 1.2571 0.05069 105 82 19 4
3206 No straw. I already have two dozen in my nose. 1.2571 0.05418 105 84 15 6
3207 And don't try liquor-ing it down! 1.2571 0.05246 105 83 17 5
3208 A legend he was. Fortitudious Freddy the fish fought fishermen for fame, family, and freedom. 1.2571 0.05069 105 82 19 4
3209 And here’s the hook, he was a total worm. 1.2571 0.04694 105 80 23 2
3210 Hey, don't you play koi with me! 1.2571 0.04885 105 81 21 3
3211 So I asked the wife, what’s wrong with drinking like a fish? 1.2571 0.05418 105 84 15 6
3212 Of course I do! What else would you expect me to "drink like"? 1.2571 0.04885 105 81 21 3
3213 No, I'm a fish outta booze. Pour up! 1.2569 0.05116 109 86 18 5
3214 I'm tellin' ya barkeep - I've seen a lot of weird things. 1.2569 0.04947 109 85 20 4
3215 Look, I know water; this is watered down. 1.2569 0.04947 109 85 20 4
3216 They say presidents rot from the head. 1.2569 0.04772 109 84 22 3
3217 I want a huge bowl of water, please. 1.2569 0.05279 109 87 16 6
3218 I’m up to my gills with your “ drink like a fish” remarks! 1.2569 0.05438 109 88 14 7
3219 If you won't say "fish out of water" or "drink like a fish" I'll tip you a fin. 1.2569 0.05279 109 87 16 6
3220 No way! Dont tell me you're out of water too! 1.2569 0.05116 109 86 18 5
3221 If I hear one more guy say “this looks like the start of a joke...” 1.2569 0.04591 109 83 24 2
3222 You ready for a fish story? 1.2569 0.04947 109 85 20 4
3223 Man sandwich, no tuna. 1.2569 0.04772 109 84 22 3
3224 How did you expect me to drink? 1.2569 0.05116 109 86 18 5
3225 I'll have a Grasshopper. 1.2569 0.05116 109 86 18 5
3226 A priest, a minister and a mackerel walk into a bar. 1.2569 0.04947 109 85 20 4
3227 Give me the 75 proof. If I hiccup, it could be deadly... 1.2569 0.04947 109 85 20 4
3228 And you stereotype like a human! 1.2569 0.04772 109 84 22 3
3229 Wasn't sure if you noticed you've got a piece of broccoli in your moustache? 1.2569 0.05438 109 88 14 7
3230 Stop me if you've heard this one, 'A squid, a crab, and a dolphin walk into a bar...' 1.2569 0.04591 109 83 24 2
3231 And you stink like a man. 1.2569 0.04947 109 85 20 4
3232 So this haddock and an octopus walk into a bar... 1.2569 0.05116 109 86 18 5
3233 Sure I drink like a fish, but I eat like a bird 1.2551 0.05089 98 76 19 3
3234 I've just been drinking far too much...got any of those goldfish crackers? 1.2551 0.05089 98 76 19 3
3235 Gimme another-- I'm drinkin' like a fish tonight. 1.2551 0.05487 98 78 15 5
3236 Yeah yeah, tell me a fish story I haven't heard before! 1.2551 0.05676 98 79 13 6
3237 I feel like a fish out of water in here. 1.2547 0.05372 106 85 15 6
3238 Don't give me that carp, I've been drinking since before your kind gentrified Atlantis and will continue to do so after this place becomes a Montessori school. 1.2547 0.05027 106 83 19 4
3239 Something ocld and wet on the rocks. 1.2547 0.05202 106 84 17 5
3240 Hey Buddy, I'm feeling like a fish out of water!! 1.2547 0.05202 106 84 17 5
3241 Make mine a scotch with lots of water. 1.2547 0.05697 106 87 11 8
3242 I'm waiting for Wanda. Ever hear of her? 1.2547 0.04845 106 82 21 3
3243 I just had to get out of my small pond. 1.2547 0.04845 106 82 21 3
3244 Reel it in? What the hell is that supposed to mean? 1.2547 0.05027 106 83 19 4
3245 Sure, I'm a blowfish, but it still takes 6 drinks to get rid of the taste in my mouth. 1.2547 0.05372 106 85 15 6
3246 Okay, pal... exactly what kind of dive bar IS this? 1.2547 0.05027 106 83 19 4
3247 I know, I drink like a fish. Hit me another double. 1.2547 0.05202 106 84 17 5
3248 Don't "shark bait" me, Mr. Clean, or I'll flop back there and teach you a lesson about evolution. 1.2547 0.05027 106 83 19 4
3249 No I’m not drunk like a fish 1.2547 0.05202 106 84 17 5
3250 I’ll have a water, neat, with a water back. 1.2547 0.05202 106 84 17 5
3251 Not the one with worm in it. 1.2547 0.05202 106 84 17 5
3252 I don't drink like a fish, trust me. 1.2547 0.05372 106 85 15 6
3253 Give me a Gulf Stream on the rocks with a splash of plastic refuse. 1.2547 0.05027 106 83 19 4
3254 So let me tell you about the fisherman who got away 1.2547 0.04845 106 82 21 3
3255 So I said I'd rather be a big fish in a little pond but it was too little. 1.2547 0.05027 106 83 19 4
3256 What do you mean you don’t serve water? 1.2547 0.05853 106 88 9 9
3257 I'm going to get sauced tonight. 1.2547 0.05027 106 83 19 4
3258 I better stop. I don't want to get hooked. 1.2547 0.04655 106 81 23 2
3259 Yeah, that's right. Tap water with just a pinch of salt. 1.2547 0.05202 106 84 17 5
3260 What kind of watering hole is this? 1.2547 0.05202 106 84 17 5
3261 I’ll have a fresh water margarita, please. 1.2547 0.05027 106 83 19 4
3262 Life in the small pond was never this good. 1.2547 0.05202 106 84 17 5
3263 Please don't make it too dry. 1.2547 0.05202 106 84 17 5
3264 I'll have the Old Fashioned Fish Tale, hold the hook, line, and sinker. 1.2547 0.05372 106 85 15 6
3265 And no, it's not just another one of my fish out of water stories. 1.2547 0.05027 106 83 19 4
3266 We're just two old souls swimming in a fish bowl, year after year... that's not poetry ok pal. 1.2547 0.05202 106 84 17 5
3267 I have a reputation to keep; so keep 'em comin' buddy! 1.2547 0.05202 106 84 17 5
3268 And then she ran off with Nemo and left me out on the street. 1.2547 0.05537 106 86 13 7
3269 I hated school 1.2547 0.05372 106 85 15 6
3270 The first time I came here,I was hooked! 1.2547 0.04252 106 79 27 0
3271 Two fins of Jack Daniels please! 1.2547 0.04845 106 82 21 3
3272 At first today seemed like a stay-in-your-bowl kind of a day, but then I got a second wind. 1.2547 0.04845 106 82 21 3
3273 Card me?! I'm 34! And a Pisces! 1.2547 0.05202 106 84 17 5
3274 Water, no ice - and keep it coming. 1.2547 0.05202 106 84 17 5
3275 I could tell you a story ... 1.2547 0.04655 106 81 23 2
3276 This time no plastic cups please. 1.2547 0.05372 106 85 15 6
3277 A shrimp, a clam and a crab walk into a bar... 1.2547 0.05202 106 84 17 5
3278 Gimme something dry. 1.2547 0.05372 106 85 15 6
3279 Know any other cliches? 1.2547 0.05027 106 83 19 4
3280 So what if I’m here every night; I’m a fish! But the way she told me to “scale back”... just uncalled for. 1.2547 0.05202 106 84 17 5
3281 I’m here to drown my sorrows 1.2547 0.05372 106 85 15 6
3282 So a skeleton went into a bar and the bartender said, "Well, hello skeleton, how can I help you?" And the skeleton replied, "I'll take a beer.....and a mop." 1.2547 0.05202 106 84 17 5
3283 Gimme another shot of that shark tooth vodka. 1.2547 0.04458 106 80 25 1
3284 Don't try and tell ME you aren't watering down these drinks! 1.2547 0.05027 106 83 19 4
3285 I get it. I drink like a human. Ironic! 1.2547 0.05027 106 83 19 4
3286 Why does everyone assume I drink like a fish? 1.2547 0.05027 106 83 19 4
3287 You say I drink like a fish like it's a bad thing? 1.2547 0.05027 106 83 19 4
3288 I'm depressed I cannot win the New Yorker caption contest" 1.2547 0.05027 106 83 19 4
3289 A lawyer, a priest & a rabbi walk into a bar.... 1.2547 0.05202 106 84 17 5
3290 That's right. I drink like a fish. You want to make something of it?. 1.2547 0.04655 106 81 23 2
3291 Listen, buddy, I know when I'm drunk to the gills, and this ain't it! 1.2547 0.05202 106 84 17 5
3292 A martini, but don't make it too dry. 1.2547 0.04845 106 82 21 3
3293 You know how to whistle, don’t you, Steve? You just put your lips together and… blow. 1.2547 0.05027 106 83 19 4
3294 I’ll have a fin and tonic. 1.2547 0.04845 106 82 21 3
3295 As Zhuangzi said, "From whence can you know the happiness of fish?...Just make me a Manhattan neat pronto!" 1.2547 0.04845 106 82 21 3
3296 More water. And don't skimp on the salt! 1.2547 0.04845 106 82 21 3
3297 Why shouldn't I drink like a fish? 1.2547 0.04655 106 81 23 2
3298 You try reversing your total route, over your entire lifetime, sober. 1.2547 0.05202 106 84 17 5
3299 Shut up and pour! I'm the whole reason there's even a saying. 1.2547 0.05372 106 85 15 6
3300 Just a water, no ice! 1.2547 0.05027 106 83 19 4
3301 You're right! Bald is beautiful. 1.2547 0.05202 106 84 17 5
3302 Add an extra worm in the Tequila 1.2547 0.05027 106 83 19 4
3303 You say I drink like a fish as if it's a bad thing! 1.2547 0.05202 106 84 17 5
3304 Listen here Joe, I can drive just fine. 1.2547 0.05202 106 84 17 5
3305 Look, man, you do what you like. But believe me, Propecia DOES have some freaky side effects... 1.2547 0.05027 106 83 19 4
3306 You drink like a camel. 1.2547 0.05202 106 84 17 5
3307 Come on, doesn't that sound fishy to you. 1.2547 0.05202 106 84 17 5
3308 How then, exactly, were you expecting me to drink? 1.2547 0.04845 106 82 21 3
3309 I don't like Horse Walks Into Bar jokes! 1.2547 0.05027 106 83 19 4
3310 Make me something that captures the right note of middle aged whimsy. 1.2547 0.05202 106 84 17 5
3311 I'll have a mezcal...worm on the side. 1.2545 0.04734 110 85 22 3
3312 And then she says "whose scales are these? They don't look like your scales." 1.2527 0.04840 91 69 21 1
3313 I may be part of your imagination but these are not. 1.2526 0.05177 95 74 18 3
3314 That's a flight and a half, Mac, but it's no school. Like I said, set up a couple hundred at least. 1.2526 0.05389 95 75 16 4
3315 I'll say it one more time, Gin & Tonic. 1.2526 0.04956 95 73 20 2
3316 Hit me! I feel like a fish out of water. 1.2526 0.04956 95 73 20 2
3317 Believe it or not, I don't drink. Have any herring? 1.2526 0.05177 95 74 18 3
3318 How many times do I have to hear that “like a fish out of water” bit? 1.2526 0.05177 95 74 18 3
3319 Well what did you expect? Just keep 'em coming, buddy. 1.2526 0.05593 95 76 14 5
3320 Things were going along fine till he asked me if I wanted to go for fish and chips. 1.2526 0.05389 95 75 16 4
3321 There's something fishy about this bar... 1.2526 0.05389 95 75 16 4
3322 1. "Yeah, I drink like a fish. So what?" 2. "I'm here because the bar is named Small Pond." 3. "Hey, I'm a fish out of water. Gimme another Scotch." 1.2526 0.05177 95 74 18 3
3323 Don't even think of going for the obvious simile._Yes, I would like another drink. 1.2526 0.05389 95 75 16 4
3324 Saying that I drink like a fish is racist. 1.2526 0.05177 95 74 18 3
3325 This place was great before you stopped watering down the drinks. 1.2526 0.05389 95 75 16 4
3326 No, I’m not going to order something other than water. 1.2526 0.05177 95 74 18 3
3327 I order a glass of water and you got the gall to say you're out of it? 1.2526 0.04956 95 73 20 2
3328 You're OUT of single malt? Something smells fishy! 1.2526 0.05389 95 75 16 4
3329 Make it just water. 1.2526 0.05593 95 76 14 5
3330 Mezcal please, with a twist ! 1.2526 0.05389 95 75 16 4
3331 No, but I'm an evolved pisces. 1.2526 0.04956 95 73 20 2
3332 What's the big deal? I drink like a fish. 1.2526 0.05790 95 77 12 6
3333 I don't see why it's any concern of yours what I drink like! 1.2526 0.05593 95 76 14 5
3334 And, honestly, you really thought, 'Something's fishy,' was funny? 1.2526 0.06165 95 79 8 8
3335 Okay, Ivan. I’ll take the bait. Show me her emails. 1.2526 0.05593 95 76 14 5
3336 I don't seem to have my wallet with me, but could you just give me fifty gallons of water? 1.2526 0.05790 95 77 12 6
3337 What's your name again? 1.2526 0.05177 95 74 18 3
3338 Can I get a glass of H2O on the rocks? 1.2526 0.04956 95 73 20 2
3339 I drink like a fish so keep them coming. 1.2526 0.05177 95 74 18 3
3340 I used to be the best mermaid cocktail maker 1.2526 0.05593 95 76 14 5
3341 Look, Buddy, I am a fish. 1.2526 0.04956 95 73 20 2
3342 You should have seen the one that got away. 1.2526 0.05389 95 75 16 4
3343 One bowl of fresh water 1.2524 0.04517 103 78 24 1
3344 Actually I am a mermaid. Evolution screwed up. 1.2524 0.05293 103 82 16 5
3345 A fish tale. 1.2524 0.05293 103 82 16 5
3346 So this fish walks into a bald ... I mean bar! 1.2524 0.05641 103 84 12 7
3347 If my wife asks, remember you didn’t see me here! 1.2524 0.05293 103 82 16 5
3348 So, that's the difference between a simile and a metaphor. 1.2524 0.05293 103 82 16 5
3349 Another oxygen and water, on the rocks, please. 1.2524 0.05110 103 81 18 4
3350 I could krill a man for a beer right about now 1.2524 0.04723 103 79 22 2
3351 Just water for me, thanks. 1.2524 0.05293 103 82 16 5
3352 Oh really? So what’s your idea of a more constructive response to the mess we’re in? 1.2524 0.05293 103 82 16 5
3353 Is that so? Well, how else would you expect me to drink?! 1.2524 0.04723 103 79 22 2
3354 Yes, I do drink like a fish. Why do you ask? 1.2524 0.05110 103 81 18 4
3355 Believe me, I know a watered down drink. 1.2524 0.05110 103 81 18 4
3356 If I'd wanted rot-gut I'd have stayed in the river. 1.2524 0.05110 103 81 18 4
3357 So I drink like a fish you got a problem air-breather? 1.2524 0.04921 103 80 20 3
3358 I’ll take that bottle of tequila with the worm in it 1.2524 0.05293 103 82 16 5
3359 You can’t cut me off! I drink like a fish for a reason. 1.2524 0.05110 103 81 18 4
3360 I’ll have another ... 1.2524 0.05293 103 82 16 5
3361 Fini! 1.2524 0.04921 103 80 20 3
3362 Look here, Mac, that's only the fourth-funniest thing going on here. 1.2524 0.05110 103 81 18 4
3363 Back in 45,when I was in the South Pacific... 1.2524 0.05110 103 81 18 4
3364 Forget it, it wasnt funny anyway. Just give me some salt water. 1.2524 0.05110 103 81 18 4
3365 Sir, I really resent you assume I drink the way I look 1.2524 0.05293 103 82 16 5
3366 Just bring me another - I swear I'm not driving 1.2524 0.05110 103 81 18 4
3367 What's it take for a guy to get a dry martini in this joint? 1.2524 0.05110 103 81 18 4
3368 Scotch, water. A LOT of water! 1.2524 0.04921 103 80 20 3
3369 Turns out she wasn't a vegetarian... 1.2524 0.04723 103 79 22 2
3370 This is not the small pond I was hoping for. 1.2524 0.05293 103 82 16 5
3371 What has happened to me can only happen in America. 1.2524 0.04921 103 80 20 3
3372 Listen buddy, I won't fall for hook, line OR sinker!!!! 1.2524 0.05293 103 82 16 5
3373 She says I drink like a fish... 1.2524 0.04921 103 80 20 3
3374 A bartender walks into a fish tank and ....... 1.2524 0.05110 103 81 18 4
3375 You got a problem with reproductive rights?!? Let's talk about Roe v Wave and hard it is to get a fair shake. 1.2524 0.05293 103 82 16 5
3376 I know! It all started in school. 1.2524 0.05110 103 81 18 4
3377 Make it bourbon with the splash of water on me 1.2524 0.04723 103 79 22 2
3378 So I says to her: 'So what if I drink like a fish?' 1.2524 0.04517 103 78 24 1
3379 You're right—I don't drink like a bird. 1.2524 0.05293 103 82 16 5
3380 Sometimes I get this feeling that my wife just doesn’t understand me 1.2524 0.05293 103 82 16 5
3381 You know, the two of us are a lot a like. Life just flushed us down the bowl. 1.2524 0.04921 103 80 20 3
3382 So, long story short, that's how I got hooked on tequila. 1.2524 0.05110 103 81 18 4
3383 Nuh-uh. You know what we do in water. 1.2524 0.04723 103 79 22 2
3384 A fish out of water? Shattering yet another urban myth 1.2524 0.04921 103 80 20 3
3385 So I say, "Listen, Ma! I'm a big boy now. You don't get to choose my school anymore." 1.2524 0.04921 103 80 20 3
3386 Line ‘em up. I’m hooked! 1.2524 0.05293 103 82 16 5
3387 Hey now! This may be clear but it's definitely not water! 1.2524 0.05110 103 81 18 4
3388 How could I plossibly be drinker than a fish? 1.2524 0.05293 103 82 16 5
3389 Hey barkeep, I'm outta water. 1.2524 0.05470 103 83 14 6
3390 Sho I shez to the guy, "Howzh aboutcha maksh 'em shleep wif yer own kind fer a change?" 1.2524 0.05110 103 81 18 4
3391 What's a nice koi like me doing in a place like this? 1.2524 0.05110 103 81 18 4
3392 If I want a dry martini with 3 crickets, you’ll make me a dry martini with three crickets. 1.2524 0.05293 103 82 16 5
3393 I bet you wish I got away. 1.2524 0.05293 103 82 16 5
3394 I'm definitely not tanked. 1.2524 0.05110 103 81 18 4
3395 Then she cleaned out the tank and swam out of my life forever. 1.2524 0.05110 103 81 18 4
3396 I left my wife and kids in the kitchen 1.2524 0.04921 103 80 20 3
3397 Of all the places to be out of water! 1.2524 0.04723 103 79 22 2
3398 i just can’t seem to get over this constant feeling like i’m a fish out of water. 1.2524 0.04921 103 80 20 3
3399 Listen pal, I don't need anybody tellin' me how it is I drink. 1.2524 0.05293 103 82 16 5
3400 This isn’t even the first time I’ve been catfished. 1.2524 0.05110 103 81 18 4
3401 Hit me with another bubbly. 1.2524 0.05110 103 81 18 4
3402 What do you mean no pets allowed? I am a paying customer? 1.2524 0.04921 103 80 20 3
3403 C'mon! Like I've never heard that one before? 1.2524 0.05293 103 82 16 5
3404 I'll be back on my feet in no time. 1.2524 0.04723 103 79 22 2
3405 Is this the sea section? 1.2524 0.05110 103 81 18 4
3406 Instead of a plastic straw, can I have one of those little umbrellas please. 1.2524 0.05110 103 81 18 4
3407 You've had a rough day??!! Today, I got expelled from The School of Fish!! 1.2524 0.04921 103 80 20 3
3408 Let me know if Bruno Tattaglia and Sollozzo creep up behind me with a garrote. 1.2524 0.05293 103 82 16 5
3409 That's just a stereotype ... not all of us drink when we're out of water. 1.2524 0.04301 103 77 26 0
3410 Forget about Sushi! Now all kinds of people will be sleeping with us. 1.2524 0.04921 103 80 20 3
3411 Give me a little bit of bubbly. 1.2524 0.04921 103 80 20 3
3412 I know that last one was just freshwater. 1.2524 0.04723 103 79 22 2
3413 ....and no more "a fish swam in to a bar" jokes 1.2524 0.05293 103 82 16 5
3414 So I took the bait hook line and sinker 1.2524 0.04921 103 80 20 3
3415 Something dry, on the rocks with two worms. 1.2524 0.04517 103 78 24 1
3416 This isn't a "hook-up" joint, is it? 1.2524 0.05110 103 81 18 4
3417 I heard this is a pick-up bar. Good. I don't have any feet. 1.2524 0.04517 103 78 24 1
3418 I'd like an extra wet martini. 1.2524 0.04921 103 80 20 3
3419 ...and then she said,"get out Finny, you're tanked". 1.2524 0.05293 103 82 16 5
3420 Do you think I’ll look like a good catch at 2 in the morning? 1.2524 0.04517 103 78 24 1
3421 If I hear that joke one more time... 1.2524 0.05110 103 81 18 4
3422 She's suing for child support. 1.2524 0.05293 103 82 16 5
3423 My wife complains I drink like a fish. 1.2524 0.04723 103 79 22 2
3424 Told him I'm 21 and my shoes are in my purse... 1.2524 0.05293 103 82 16 5
3425 Would you happen to have any Goldfish crackers? 1.2524 0.05293 103 82 16 5
3426 Who do you think I am? Of course I want it extra wet! 1.2524 0.05293 103 82 16 5
3427 ya, ya, I get it. I drink like a fish. Just shut up and pour. 1.2524 0.04921 103 80 20 3
3428 I’d like another dry martini. 1.2524 0.05293 103 82 16 5
3429 And don't give me that "drinks like a fish' BS. 1.2524 0.05293 103 82 16 5
3430 You watered these drinks! 1.2524 0.04723 103 79 22 2
3431 Drink like a fish. Pretty original, Ahab, did your barber tell you that one? 1.2524 0.05293 103 82 16 5
3432 And then she tells me, "you know, there are a lot of other fish in the sea." 1.2524 0.05110 103 81 18 4
3433 Look, I get plenty of water at home pal. 1.2524 0.05110 103 81 18 4
3434 Want to hear a tall tale? 1.2524 0.05110 103 81 18 4
3435 No! You don't get it -- I was IN the boat! 1.2524 0.05293 103 82 16 5
3436 When you live in a pond, it doesn't matter how many more fish are in the sea. 1.2524 0.04723 103 79 22 2
3437 Three fish walk into a bar, and one of says, “boy, this guy never changes the filter.” 1.2524 0.04723 103 79 22 2
3438 Ya! Ya! Ya! I know, I drink like a fish. 1.2524 0.04921 103 80 20 3
3439 Have you heard this one? A fish swims into a bar... 1.2524 0.04517 103 78 24 1
3440 I'm the Great Exception. I don't drink like a fish." 1.2524 0.04921 103 80 20 3
3441 No, that was my cousin at the Oscars. 1.2524 0.05293 103 82 16 5
3442 Don’t you dare tell me there are other fish in the sea! 1.2524 0.04921 103 80 20 3
3443 Keep them coming, I feel a bit dehydrated today. 1.2524 0.05110 103 81 18 4
3444 I thought "fishy soir" was on the menu. 1.2524 0.05293 103 82 16 5
3445 I suppose there's plenty of other (hic!) birds in the trees... 1.2524 0.05110 103 81 18 4
3446 I'll define what it means to "drink like a fish". Gimme another Appletini. 1.2524 0.04921 103 80 20 3
3447 Just a regular beer, no fish bowl. 1.2524 0.05293 103 82 16 5
3448 Jack quickly grew tired of Bill's fish-out-of-water stories. 1.2524 0.04921 103 80 20 3
3449 Just one more, I am trying to dry out. 1.2524 0.05110 103 81 18 4
3450 Don't play koi with me. 1.2524 0.04921 103 80 20 3
3451 I gotta tell you, there ain't plenty of fish in the sea. 1.2524 0.05293 103 82 16 5
3452 On this subject, all I have to say is a fish rots from the head down. 1.2524 0.05110 103 81 18 4
3453 Don't be finishing for trouble pal, just pure me another one! 1.2524 0.04921 103 80 20 3
3454 I know there's a lot of fish in the sea, but she was the one, man 1.2524 0.04723 103 79 22 2
3455 I'll have a shrimp cocktail. 1.2524 0.05293 103 82 16 5
3456 You would think so, but no. However I do throw like a girl. 1.2524 0.04723 103 79 22 2
3457 You know damn well I don't want a water. 1.2524 0.05470 103 83 14 6
3458 No! I don't want a straw! 1.2524 0.05641 103 84 12 7
3459 I was the best minnow in our little shul of gefilte fish. It's where I met my first wife. I could go on but I need another shot of water. 1.2524 0.04723 103 79 22 2
3460 Did I leave my credit card here last night? 1.2524 0.05293 103 82 16 5
3461 Whaddya mean the worm in a Tequila bottle is a myth? 1.2524 0.04723 103 79 22 2
3462 Actually, my friends say I drink like a lobster. 1.2524 0.04517 103 78 24 1
3463 A slow night at the Tired Cliches Bar. 1.2524 0.04921 103 80 20 3
3464 Where I come from, there is no limit! 1.2524 0.04723 103 79 22 2
3465 ...and with these prices, you probably won't get too many more. 1.2524 0.05470 103 83 14 6
3466 And do not even get me started on the so-called scales of justice. 1.2524 0.05293 103 82 16 5
3467 They used to mock me in school for not being able to drink like them 1.2524 0.05470 103 83 14 6
3468 I tried AA, but I was just a joke to them. 1.2524 0.04921 103 80 20 3
3469 I need something to blot out my 7-second memory 1.2524 0.04723 103 79 22 2
3470 Keep 'em coming, I want to get tanked. 1.2524 0.04921 103 80 20 3
3471 I can tell when my drink's been watered down, mister. 1.2524 0.05110 103 81 18 4
3472 A Madagascar, for your information, is salt water on the rocks with a sprinkling of fresh seaweed. Go light on the rocks. 1.2524 0.05641 103 84 12 7
3473 I need a drink. I feel like I’m living in a fish bowl. 1.2524 0.04921 103 80 20 3
3474 Just a splash of water. 1.2524 0.04921 103 80 20 3
3475 yes, I’d like some non sparkling water. 1.2524 0.05470 103 83 14 6
3476 Oh, I’ll show you “drinks like a fish.” 1.2524 0.04723 103 79 22 2
3477 And... hick... what would YOU know about drinking like a fish, huh, pal? 1.2524 0.05110 103 81 18 4
3478 One more for the shoal." 1.2524 0.05110 103 81 18 4
3479 Fish pee in it? 1.2524 0.04921 103 80 20 3
3480 They said they would drain the swamp, and I'm the only big fish left. Pour me another, Joe. 1.2524 0.05110 103 81 18 4
3481 Nemo? Yeah, I found him – at the bottom of a glass. 1.2524 0.05110 103 81 18 4
3482 So a tuna, a mermaid, and a fisherman go into a bar... 1.2524 0.05293 103 82 16 5
3483 I'm neither a bull nor a bear. 1.2524 0.04921 103 80 20 3
3484 Hey pal I don't judge you on your day off. 1.2524 0.05293 103 82 16 5
3485 Every time he tells that story the fish gets bigger. 1.2524 0.04921 103 80 20 3
3486 Why is it always a dry martini? 1.2524 0.05110 103 81 18 4
3487 Give me a martini extra wet. Keep the fin. 1.2524 0.04921 103 80 20 3
3488 Yeah... Nemo was his name. Woulda been his birthday today. 1.2524 0.04723 103 79 22 2
3489 I'm just taking a little break before I get back on my fins again. 1.2524 0.05110 103 81 18 4
3490 What did you expect? 1.2524 0.04723 103 79 22 2
3491 Just a beer please. I’m trying to scale back. 1.2524 0.05110 103 81 18 4
3492 Make it a wet one. 1.2524 0.04723 103 79 22 2
3493 Looking for someone who wants to sleep with the fishes... 1.2524 0.05110 103 81 18 4
3494 No, thank you. I'll wait for Mr. Chips. 1.2524 0.05293 103 82 16 5
3495 Whaddya mean you're out of water? 1.2524 0.04921 103 80 20 3
3496 I bet you've never heard the one about the fish who walks into a bar. 1.2524 0.05293 103 82 16 5
3497 As you know , I like mine with plenty of water . 1.2524 0.04921 103 80 20 3
3498 Yeah, I said six shots. You have no idea how long it took me to get here. 1.2524 0.05293 103 82 16 5
3499 Swims. Waddles even. A fish cannot walk into a bar. The entire premise is wrong! 1.2523 0.04985 107 84 19 4
3500 So I told him, ‘Luca Branzino sleeps with the humans.’ 1.2523 0.04985 107 84 19 4
3501 You gotta be kidding! Know what I do in water all day? Gimme a Scotch straight up. 1.2523 0.04618 107 82 23 2
3502 Keep'em coming. I just need to forget the last three seconds. 1.2523 0.04985 107 84 19 4
3503 It's ok, I'm on my bicycle 1.2523 0.04985 107 84 19 4
3504 You don't take baitcoin! 1.2523 0.05159 107 85 17 5
3505 And then she ran off with that damn bicycle... 1.2523 0.04697 111 86 22 3
3506 Martini, extra dry, hold the straw. 1.2500 0.04352 100 75 25 0
3507 And none of those "a whale of a thirst" jokes. 1.2500 0.04879 104 81 20 3
3508 Don’t be koi?! DON’T BE KOI! Listen Mack, that’s Dr Koi to you 1.2500 0.04794 100 77 21 2
3509 Can you order me a scUber? 1.2500 0.05322 84 65 17 2
3510 You should call this place The Barrel, because Daddy needs some more shots. 1.2500 0.05067 104 82 18 4
3511 Look, I don't know what game you're playing. I said, "Scotch and *salt* water." 1.2500 0.05116 108 86 17 5
3512 I'm not asking for a bicycle! I'm asking for one more drink! 1.2477 0.04904 109 86 19 4
3513 I’m drying my sorrows away. It’s worse. 1.2476 0.04645 105 81 22 2
3514 Now do you understand what's meant by drinking like a fish? 1.2476 0.05203 105 84 16 5
3515 Was her name Wilma?... Wendy?... Wuanita?... I can't remember 1.2476 0.05203 105 84 16 5
3516 Another, please. Environmentally, this is now my safest place to be. 1.2476 0.04444 105 80 24 1
3517 My stand-up routine was a flop 1.2475 0.05152 101 80 17 4
3518 Your "No shirt. No shoes. No service." rule is speciesist! 1.2475 0.05341 101 81 15 5
3519 I'm a fish. It's what we do. 1.2475 0.04539 101 77 23 1
3520 Velveeta, with a live worm. 1.2475 0.05152 101 80 17 4
3521 You know why I'm here? I'll tell you why. Because no one's ever said "so this fish walk into a bar. . ." 1.2475 0.04752 101 78 21 2
3522 Make it a double -- my wife left me for a shark. 1.2475 0.04956 101 79 19 3
3523 Of course that's what I drink like. 1.2475 0.05152 101 80 17 4
3524 Well, maybe you should have thought of that before you opened an underwater themed bar 1.2475 0.05341 101 81 15 5
3525 This Martini is WAY too dry. 1.2475 0.04956 101 79 19 3
3526 No, you're cut off! 1.2475 0.05341 101 81 15 5
3527 Ironic, my problems are from spending too much time in schools. 1.2475 0.04752 101 78 21 2
3528 Shutting me off for drinking like a fish is identity discrimination. 1.2475 0.05341 101 81 15 5
3529 Did I ever tell you about the one that got away? 1.2473 0.05439 93 74 15 4
3530 In case you're wondering, no I don't drink like a fish. 1.2473 0.05650 93 75 13 5
3531 So he comes up to me and hands me this line. "Carpe diem" he says. But I knew what he really meant. If I had a foot I would have kicked that bass turd in his dorsal! 1.2473 0.05439 93 74 15 4
3532 Don't judge! I never drank like this until I joined White House Public Relations office and put in charge of Tweeter clean up! 1.2455 0.05196 110 89 15 6
3533 I even drink like one. 1.2451 0.05294 102 82 15 5
3534 Don't reduce me to my physical appearance, I drink like a Carl. 1.2451 0.05818 102 85 9 8
3535 We're out of water. I can get you a beer. 1.2449 0.04824 98 76 20 2
3536 So then she says, "That sounds pretty fishy to me!" 1.2449 0.05242 98 78 16 4
3537 Listen! I gotta great story! 1.2447 0.05796 94 77 11 6
3538 I prefer lake water. 1.2427 0.05063 103 82 17 4
3539 Gimme another; these are crazy busy times for a red herring! 1.2427 0.05426 103 84 13 6
3540 Oh, yeah?! Drink like ya' mutha! 1.2427 0.04672 103 80 21 2
3541 I know what you're thinking, that I drink like a fish. 1.2424 0.05195 99 79 16 4
3542 I’ve been drinking like a fish because I am a fish. 1.2424 0.05578 99 81 12 6
3543 I’d just like something wet. 1.2424 0.04992 99 78 18 3
3544 If I'm going to drink like a fish, I might as well look like one too. 1.2424 0.04992 99 78 18 3
3545 I need a stiff drink, I feel like a fish out of water. 1.2424 0.05195 99 79 16 4
3546 I'm out of water, honey; can I have another glass. 1.2424 0.04992 99 78 18 3
3547 I could do Broadway listen, “under da sea, under da sea”. 1.2424 0.04992 99 78 18 3
3548 —that’s our word, it’s Atlantic Goliath Grouper to you, buddy. 1.2424 0.04992 99 78 18 3
3549 Yeah, well, you talk like a bartender, so we're even. 1.2424 0.05195 99 79 16 4
3550 Watch your step, Bud, if you don’t wanna sleep with me. 1.2424 0.04992 99 78 18 3
3551 Do you have any water? 1.2424 0.05195 99 79 16 4
3552 Yes, and at at these prices you're not too likely to see many more. 1.2424 0.04561 99 76 22 1
3553 Don't look at me like that. I'm supposed to drink like this. 1.2424 0.05195 99 79 16 4
3554 I drink to remember. 1.2424 0.04992 99 78 18 3
3555 Aye, I'm gasping over here, where's my water? 1.2424 0.05195 99 79 16 4
3556 Just a glass of salt water, please. 1.2424 0.04992 99 78 18 3
3557 Now you're going to see why there is the expression, "he can drink like a fish". 1.2424 0.04992 99 78 18 3
3558 What does a fish out-of-water do around here anyway? 1.2424 0.05195 99 79 16 4
3559 I just want to forget the last seven seconds. 1.2424 0.04992 99 78 18 3
3560 How else can I drink? 1.2424 0.04992 99 78 18 3
3561 I'm not an alcoholic, I just come from a party school. 1.2424 0.04992 99 78 18 3
3562 What do you mean you don't serve Cape Cods?! 1.2424 0.05390 99 80 14 5
3563 The next person who tells me I drink like a fish is going to get a left hook right in the mouth! 1.2424 0.04782 99 77 20 2
3564 Shouldn’t you be in school?” 1.2424 0.04992 99 78 18 3
3565 So I’ve been told. 1.2424 0.04992 99 78 18 3
3566 At home, as soon as I swim in the door, it's carp, carp, carp! 1.2424 0.04992 99 78 18 3
3567 I don't care if he is anti-environment, my taxes went down $200.oo 1.2424 0.04782 99 77 20 2
3568 Yes, I'm a flying fish. No, I did not ask for a flight. 1.2424 0.05195 99 79 16 4
3569 So a horse walks into a bar ... 1.2424 0.05195 99 79 16 4
3570 Actually, I prefer bubbles. 1.2424 0.04992 99 78 18 3
3571 And now she says she’s gonna file a paternity suit for the two hundred kids. 1.2424 0.04992 99 78 18 3
3572 and you better not seawater it down this time 1.2424 0.05578 99 81 12 6
3573 Do you serve halibut? 1.2424 0.04992 99 78 18 3
3574 Hey buddy, you have no idea how much a fish drinks. 1.2424 0.05390 99 80 14 5
3575 And don’t you dare make any smart comments about me drinking like a fish! 1.2424 0.04992 99 78 18 3
3576 I said 'dirty', not 'dry' ! 1.2424 0.05195 99 79 16 4
3577 You’d get tired of drinking water all day too. 1.2424 0.05195 99 79 16 4
3578 I came with my girlfriend, but she hooked up. 1.2424 0.04561 99 76 22 1
3579 Oh, you're a fish out of water 1.2424 0.04782 99 77 20 2
3580 Yeah, well you bartend like a bald guy. 1.2424 0.05390 99 80 14 5
3581 There's a fin in it, if you DON'T make a crack about how I drink... 1.2424 0.04782 99 77 20 2
3582 Ive been accused of drinking like a fish. 1.2424 0.04782 99 77 20 2
3583 I learned how to walk for this joke, you better come through. 1.2424 0.05195 99 79 16 4
3584 Yeah, yeah, so I drink like a fish. Well, at least I don't spout tired clichés. Now give me another bourbon. 1.2424 0.05390 99 80 14 5
3585 Even though that's just a saying, in my case it also happens to be true. 1.2424 0.05195 99 79 16 4
3586 A Priest, a Rabbie and a Fish walk into a bar 1.2424 0.05390 99 80 14 5
3587 Stop me if you've heard this one--A man walks into a bar... 1.2424 0.05578 99 81 12 6
3588 What have you got for somebody who drinks like a fish? 1.2424 0.05195 99 79 16 4
3589 Do you have people liver oil in capsule form? 1.2424 0.05578 99 81 12 6
3590 I feel like you've been watering down these drinks. 1.2424 0.04992 99 78 18 3
3591 What, do you think this is a joke? 1.2424 0.05195 99 79 16 4
3592 I went on line to research a cannery ,it was gut renching." 1.2424 0.05195 99 79 16 4
3593 Can you change the TV to something other than the fishing channel? 1.2424 0.04992 99 78 18 3
3594 Oh,and a splash of lime 1.2424 0.05578 99 81 12 6
3595 I'm waiting for my date. She's a piranha on Wall Street. 1.2424 0.05578 99 81 12 6
3596 Is it me or are there just not plenty of fish in the sea anymore? 1.2424 0.04782 99 77 20 2
3597 Make mine with a splash! 1.2424 0.04782 99 77 20 2
3598 you make it sound like drinking like a fish is a bad thing 1.2424 0.05390 99 80 14 5
3599 I used to drink like a sponge. 1.2424 0.04782 99 77 20 2
3600 I’m a fish out of water, but I’ll have a beer. 1.2424 0.04782 99 77 20 2
3601 Kettl Gray Goose straight up and a large bucket of water. 1.2424 0.05390 99 80 14 5
3602 And then I says to him, “You’ll never know what it’s really like to be up to the gills!” 1.2424 0.04992 99 78 18 3
3603 How typical of a male. I've only had six drinks, but you say that I'm in no condition to ride my bicycle home. 1.2424 0.05578 99 81 12 6
3604 What makes you think I want a worm in my tequila? Specie-ist! 1.2424 0.04782 99 77 20 2
3605 Scotch, neat! With a water chaser! Keep the water coming! And make it snappy! 1.2424 0.04782 99 77 20 2
3606 Don't call me CHUM, buddy. 1.2424 0.05390 99 80 14 5
3607 Yea I drink like a fish. You got problems with that? 1.2424 0.05390 99 80 14 5
3608 I'm a fish. I drink. Do you have a problem with that? 1.2424 0.04992 99 78 18 3
3609 Keep your stereotypical assumptions to yourself, and keep pouring 1.2424 0.05195 99 79 16 4
3610 I'm here to beach my sorrows. 1.2424 0.04782 99 77 20 2
3611 ...I told them I was hooked... 1.2424 0.05195 99 79 16 4
3612 No. Have you had too much air? 1.2424 0.05195 99 79 16 4
3613 I knew Luca Brasi. Luca Brasi was a friend of mine. Bartender, you're no Luca Brasi. 1.2424 0.04992 99 78 18 3
3614 "Next you're going to tell me I 'drink like a fish' and expect me to pay for your advice!" 1.2424 0.04561 99 76 22 1
3615 I drink like a fish? Really? 1.2424 0.05195 99 79 16 4
3616 ...then I got hooked up with the wrong guy. 1.2424 0.04782 99 77 20 2
3617 Did I ever tell you about the guy who got away? 1.2424 0.04782 99 77 20 2
3618 Give me a shot of your best tartar sauce. 1.2424 0.04992 99 78 18 3
3619 After they have a few, I turn into a mermaid... 1.2424 0.05195 99 79 16 4
3620 There are days reality just makes a mockery of cliches. 1.2424 0.04992 99 78 18 3
3621 ...so I says to the guy 'Get your car off my lawn or I'm calling the carps.' 1.2424 0.05195 99 79 16 4
3622 I have to tell you - the tall tale is true. I'm the one that got away. 1.2424 0.04782 99 77 20 2
3623 I’ll have a barfly on ice, please. 1.2424 0.05195 99 79 16 4
3624 So, THIS is where they get all those bottles from! 1.2424 0.05578 99 81 12 6
3625 I understand... I’m out of water myself. 1.2424 0.04992 99 78 18 3
3626 We're playing cards and out of nowhere, she says, 'Go fish.' And I thought everything was going great. 1.2424 0.04992 99 78 18 3
3627 It's the only way I know! 1.2424 0.05578 99 81 12 6
3628 Who you callin' "out of water," pal? 1.2424 0.04992 99 78 18 3
3629 How can you be out of water? 1.2424 0.05195 99 79 16 4
3630 I'm not being Koi! 1.2424 0.05195 99 79 16 4
3631 Ok what’s your angle? 1.2424 0.05390 99 80 14 5
3632 Quit sneaking water into my whiskey. 1.2424 0.04782 99 77 20 2
3633 I've had it with all the "Fish" comments. They're enough to make my scales crawl. 1.2424 0.05195 99 79 16 4
3634 I said "Koi Pond", but he heard "Groupon", and so that's why I'm here. 1.2424 0.05390 99 80 14 5
3635 Pour me a double. After swimming upstream all day, I could drink like a fish. 1.2424 0.05195 99 79 16 4
3636 It all started when I swam down stream. 1.2424 0.04992 99 78 18 3
3637 Great pours. Those watered-down drinks were killing me. 1.2424 0.05195 99 79 16 4
3638 You’ve watered the whiskey. Ask me how I know. 1.2424 0.05195 99 79 16 4
3639 I hate to carp, but where’s the water? 1.2424 0.04992 99 78 18 3
3640 Like a fish??? I AM a fish buddy! 1.2424 0.05195 99 79 16 4
3641 i dont want a drink just bring me a large bowl of water 1.2424 0.05195 99 79 16 4
3642 Hey,where are all the gills around here. 1.2424 0.05390 99 80 14 5
3643 I promise you, it will be my last. Can I have one more glass of water? 1.2424 0.04782 99 77 20 2
3644 "On second thought, forget another glass. I need an entire bowl. 1.2424 0.04561 99 76 22 1
3645 Freshwater. No glass. 1.2424 0.05390 99 80 14 5
3646 If you tell me I drink like a fish one more time, I’m outa here! 1.2424 0.05195 99 79 16 4
3647 Just one more tall drink of water... 1.2424 0.04992 99 78 18 3
3648 Of course it’s a fish story. What other kind of story would I tell? 1.2424 0.04561 99 76 22 1
3649 Just keep them coming, I drink like a fish. 1.2424 0.04992 99 78 18 3
3650 Drunk? I'm pissed to the gills. 1.2424 0.04561 99 76 22 1
3651 You must be the new guy, I'm an old bar fly fish. 1.2424 0.05195 99 79 16 4
3652 I need a little something to lift my sole!" 1.2424 0.04992 99 78 18 3
3653 Go easy on the water this time, okay? 1.2424 0.04992 99 78 18 3
3654 No, I don't drink like that! 1.2424 0.05195 99 79 16 4
3655 And on top of that, he said I drink like a fish. 1.2424 0.04561 99 76 22 1
3656 A fish walks into a bar. The bartender says, " Quit your carping." 1.2424 0.05195 99 79 16 4
3657 Give me another water, and this time, make it a double. 1.2424 0.04992 99 78 18 3
3658 ... and I said to her, "When you think about it, darling, we nearly all do. But how many of us drink like Sir Winston Churchill?" 1.2424 0.05195 99 79 16 4
3659 Don't let me catch you alcholing down the water again. 1.2424 0.05195 99 79 16 4
3660 Oh yeah?? and you drink like a, a, a, stoopid human! 1.2424 0.05390 99 80 14 5
3661 I swore to myself that I would never set fin in another school again! 1.2424 0.05390 99 80 14 5
3662 If you finish that simile, bub, no tip for you. 1.2424 0.05390 99 80 14 5
3663 Remember: it’s peanuts for snacks. Never goldfish. 1.2424 0.04782 99 77 20 2
3664 Listen pal, if I wanted a watery gin and tonic, I would have stayed home. 1.2424 0.04992 99 78 18 3
3665 Scotch and water. Lots of water. 1.2424 0.04782 99 77 20 2
3666 Something that goes with Sushi. 1.2424 0.04992 99 78 18 3
3667 Well you *smell* like a fish, so we're even, baldie. 1.2424 0.04782 99 77 20 2
3668 I pass out on the toilet ONE time... and what do they do!? 1.2424 0.05390 99 80 14 5
3669 Here's the catch... 1.2424 0.04561 99 76 22 1
3670 Don’t say it. Just don’t. 1.2424 0.05390 99 80 14 5
3671 I have a bone to pick with you... 1.2424 0.04561 99 76 22 1
3672 'You know, your moustache looks ridiculous.' 1.2424 0.05195 99 79 16 4
3673 His name is Nemo. Let me know when he comes in. 1.2424 0.04992 99 78 18 3
3674 Don't play koi with me, I'm not in the mood. 1.2424 0.05390 99 80 14 5
3675 Listen, Buddy: If you don't give me back my keys I'm sleeping in the sewer. Is that what you want? 1.2424 0.04992 99 78 18 3
3676 Whatever you think will drown my sorrows. 1.2424 0.04782 99 77 20 2
3677 He hooked me with that line about keeping my big mouth shut. 1.2424 0.04782 99 77 20 2
3678 My spawning partner doesn't understand me." 1.2424 0.04992 99 78 18 3
3679 Seriously,it is in my best interest to get tanked sooner rather than later. 1.2424 0.05390 99 80 14 5
3680 So ... what? We're both out of water?! 1.2424 0.05195 99 79 16 4
3681 I'll have a scotch and water; hold the scotch. 1.2424 0.04782 99 77 20 2
3682 ID? Do you really think I need to show you ID? 1.2424 0.05390 99 80 14 5
3683 I'll have one more. And don't say I drink like a fish." 1.2424 0.05390 99 80 14 5
3684 A Blue Lagoon; make it a Grande! 1.2424 0.05390 99 80 14 5
3685 Once I was large enough to swallow her yapping mutt, she tossed me. 1.2424 0.04561 99 76 22 1
3686 I can't explain it, but when the Moon is full, I feel the inexorable tug of the dive bar. 1.2424 0.05195 99 79 16 4
3687 No i need another. One shot for every sea my wife slept her way through. 1.2424 0.05195 99 79 16 4
3688 One more, or I'll stink up the joint... 1.2424 0.05195 99 79 16 4
3689 No anchovies! 1.2424 0.05390 99 80 14 5
3690 I’ll have a Cosmosis with extra slime. 1.2424 0.04992 99 78 18 3
3691 She said I drink too much, so I flipped her off. 1.2424 0.05195 99 79 16 4
3692 Another round and keep them coming. I'm telling you when you've had pickled herring, you never go back. 1.2424 0.04992 99 78 18 3
3693 Can you run a tub? 1.2424 0.05195 99 79 16 4
3694 I tell ya, ever since I moved here I feel like a fish outta water. 1.2424 0.05578 99 81 12 6
3695 Yes, I'd like pretzels but not the other snack you were about to put out. 1.2424 0.05195 99 79 16 4
3696 Do I look like a fish out of water to you? 1.2424 0.05195 99 79 16 4
3697 The usual, you know. On ice. 1.2424 0.05195 99 79 16 4
3698 Oh really? Now YOU’RE out of water? 1.2424 0.05195 99 79 16 4
3699 And hold the Scotch. 1.2424 0.05195 99 79 16 4
3700 Do you serve Seafood?!! 1.2424 0.04782 99 77 20 2
3701 What do you suggest for someone who drinks like a fish? 1.2424 0.04782 99 77 20 2
3702 Set up another! I don't need a sad story to drink like a fish! 1.2424 0.04561 99 76 22 1
3703 This is about me drinking like a fish isn't it? 1.2424 0.04992 99 78 18 3
3704 I can drink a lightweight like you, under the table. 1.2424 0.05390 99 80 14 5
3705 Come closer, big boy. No need to be koi. 1.2424 0.04561 99 76 22 1
3706 Well what do you expect me to drink like? A dog? 1.2424 0.04561 99 76 22 1
3707 O.K. So I drink like a fish. There comes a point where you have to own it. 1.2424 0.05195 99 79 16 4
3708 Do you have caviar on your Happy Hour menu? 1.2424 0.04992 99 78 18 3
3709 Best stop. I'm beginning to feel a bit green around the gills. 1.2418 0.05025 91 71 18 2
3710 So of course after a few minutes they ask me if I'm the one who they're talking about drinking like a fish. 1.2418 0.05490 91 73 14 4
3711 Has anyone seen my cousin Charley?? 1.2418 0.05490 91 73 14 4
3712 If I find out that this place really is a Sushi Bar, the whole school and I are coming back and we will eat you raw... 1.2404 0.04830 104 82 19 3
3713 No, I do not want any goldfish. My cousin died in a bowl of those. 1.2400 0.05341 100 81 14 5
3714 And no funny stuff... _Last time I was in here I got barnacles. 1.2400 0.05148 100 80 16 4
3715 Yeah? So what do you drink like? 1.2400 0.04948 100 79 18 3
3716 Repeat one word of what I just told you and guess where you'll be sleeping. 1.2400 0.05341 100 81 14 5
3717 What do you mean I have a drinking problem? I have to stay hydrated to survive. 1.2400 0.04740 100 78 20 2
3718 Give me another whiskey and water. Easy on the whiskey. 1.2400 0.04948 100 79 18 3
3719 No, seriously, thanks for letting me carp. 1.2396 0.05075 96 76 17 3
3720 Do you think the artist's have a caption in mind when they draw these, or do you think they are just fishing for some great idea? 1.2396 0.04854 96 75 19 2
3721 YOU don't think I can handle another one? They don't say "drinks like a fish" for nothin'. 1.2396 0.05490 96 78 13 5
3722 Yes, I said "Cats"...non-traditional casting is in vogue, now... 1.2396 0.05075 96 76 17 3
3723 And to top it all off, she said I was like a fish out of water. 1.2396 0.05287 96 77 15 4
3724 Do you know that plastic surgeon that Ariel goes to? 1.2396 0.05490 96 78 13 5
3725 Of COURSE I'm offended. It's the equivalent of being told you eat like a pig. 1.2396 0.05490 96 78 13 5
3726 She flipped me off. 1.2396 0.05075 96 76 17 3
3727 Martini please, very dry. 1.2396 0.04854 96 75 19 2
3728 She says she left me 'cause I drink like a fish. 1.2396 0.05287 96 77 15 4
3729 You put a straw in that, and I'll slap your bald head. 1.2396 0.05075 96 76 17 3
3730 You’re cutting me off? I can drink like a fish! 1.2396 0.05075 96 76 17 3
3731 I'll have a Climate Change on the Rocks, please," 1.2396 0.04854 96 75 19 2
3732 Easy on the water, pal. 1.2396 0.05490 96 78 13 5
3733 Pal, they say "like a fish" for a reason! 1.2396 0.05490 96 78 13 5
3734 A priest,a rabi and a carp swim into a bar..... 1.2396 0.04854 96 75 19 2
3735 You pour like a man. 1.2396 0.05287 96 77 15 4
3736 I will have a dogfish martini, hold the lure. 1.2396 0.05075 96 76 17 3
3737 So set em up Joe. It's one for my minnow and one more for the road. 1.2396 0.05075 96 76 17 3
3738 Of course I do... you're really stating the obvious. 1.2396 0.04854 96 75 19 2
3739 Yeah, yeah I do drink like one...keep 'em coming! 1.2396 0.05287 96 77 15 4
3740 for a couple of your best shots, i can be your shape of water 1.2396 0.05075 96 76 17 3
3741 Don't look at me like that! Of course I drink like a fish! 1.2396 0.05287 96 77 15 4
3742 I hear that your drinks are watered down. 1.2396 0.05686 96 79 11 6
3743 You know Jerry sommeliers say a Dry Rosé pairs well with fish, I prefer whiskey. 1.2396 0.04623 96 74 21 1
3744 I drink because my mortgage is underwater. 1.2396 0.05490 96 78 13 5
3745 Do you allow smoking in here? 1.2396 0.04854 96 75 19 2
3746 So, this priest walks into a bar... 1.2396 0.04854 96 75 19 2
3747 The minute I brought up school vouchers, I was out on my tail. 1.2396 0.04854 96 75 19 2
3748 You can’t be out if water, too. 1.2396 0.05490 96 78 13 5
3749 You call this a water bar? I can get better water at home! 1.2396 0.04623 96 74 21 1
3750 Beach drinks just remind me of home.” 1.2396 0.05075 96 76 17 3
3751 You can have only 1 wish 1.2396 0.04854 96 75 19 2
3752 The usual, quickly, as always, so I can get back in the water. 1.2396 0.05075 96 76 17 3
3753 Do you serve Goldfish? 1.2396 0.05287 96 77 15 4
3754 Club soda, please. I’m trying to stop drinking like a fish. 1.2396 0.05075 96 76 17 3
3755 So I says to the guy, do I look like I listen to jam bands? 1.2396 0.05075 96 76 17 3
3756 The only hope of you getting a decent tip is keeping your lousy canards to yourself. 1.2396 0.05287 96 77 15 4
3757 I was in the boat - ok, pal? In. The. Boat. 1.2396 0.05287 96 77 15 4
3758 How DID you grow that thing on your upper lip? 1.2396 0.05075 96 76 17 3
3759 Whaadya mean I don't look like my photo ID? 1.2396 0.05287 96 77 15 4
3760 Your sign says: 'We serve nuts, not Goldfish'. How dare you! 1.2396 0.05075 96 76 17 3
3761 What do you mean this isn't a sushi bar? 1.2396 0.05075 96 76 17 3
3762 Being a celebrity in this town is like living in a goldfish bowl. 1.2396 0.05075 96 76 17 3
3763 You call those drinks watered down? 1.2396 0.04854 96 75 19 2
3764 my brain... my fucking fish brain.... ohh my god oh my god 1.2396 0.05287 96 77 15 4
3765 Listen, if I say “dry” I mean “dry”. 1.2396 0.05287 96 77 15 4
3766 I heard you could hook up here. 1.2396 0.05075 96 76 17 3
3767 yes - i've been a fish out of water all my life. a harvey walbanger please 1.2396 0.05075 96 76 17 3
3768 Of course I’m depressed. All bottom feeders are.... Have you seen what we eat every day? It’s disgusting! 1.2396 0.05075 96 76 17 3
3769 A bourbon on the rocks, water back. About a thousand gallons of water. 1.2396 0.05686 96 79 11 6
3770 Okay, wise guy. You drink six of those and let's see what you turn into. 1.2396 0.05075 96 76 17 3
3771 Yeah, there ARE plenty more fish. In THE SEA. 1.2396 0.05075 96 76 17 3
3772 Fish and chips, please. 1.2396 0.04854 96 75 19 2
3773 5 more shots, Harry, reputation to uphold, you know. 1.2396 0.05075 96 76 17 3
3774 So then she says, 'don't give me that carp' 1.2396 0.05075 96 76 17 3
3775 No, I don't need a taxi, just a little water. 1.2396 0.05490 96 78 13 5
3776 I'm a fish out of beer. Hook me up with another round barkeep. 1.2396 0.05287 96 77 15 4
3777 Stop your carping and give me one more for the river and i'll be on my wave. 1.2396 0.05075 96 76 17 3
3778 No, I'm NOT stoked to the gills - I'll have another! 1.2396 0.04623 96 74 21 1
3779 ...and so THAT'S why my people drink like this. 1.2396 0.05075 96 76 17 3
3780 You don’t hear me going around accusing people of drinking like a human! 1.2396 0.05075 96 76 17 3
3781 Just because I'm a fish doesn't mean I drink like one. 1.2396 0.05075 96 76 17 3
3782 Turns out, there isn't always another fish in the sea. 1.2396 0.05075 96 76 17 3
3783 I saw your shiny sign and I was hooked. 1.2396 0.04623 96 74 21 1
3784 You know, there are plen-" "Stop! You're the tenth bartender to make that joke today. 1.2396 0.05686 96 79 11 6
3785 I never believed what they say about you. Finally will see how much you really can drink 1.2396 0.05075 96 76 17 3
3786 I'm sorry but there is just something about your face that makes me feel like I got catfished. 1.2396 0.05287 96 77 15 4
3787 That's a likely tale. 1.2396 0.04854 96 75 19 2
3788 Outta the drink, into the drink - that's what I say. 1.2396 0.04854 96 75 19 2
3789 And then I say to them, you tell me why I drink so much. 1.2396 0.05075 96 76 17 3
3790 ' A fish out of water'- it's all I keep hearing. 1.2396 0.05075 96 76 17 3
3791 Gills-schmills--give me another. 1.2396 0.04623 96 74 21 1
3792 Fish out of water. Fish out of water. Just once, I wish you humans would come up with something original! 1.2396 0.05287 96 77 15 4
3793 Tell me, pal. Was I in here three seconds ago? 1.2396 0.05287 96 77 15 4
3794 ''Under water? I'll tell you about under water!'' 1.2396 0.04854 96 75 19 2
3795 Give me a Salty Dog and make it quick! I've got a school to catch! 1.2396 0.05287 96 77 15 4
3796 Are you herring me? I said you make a fin-tastic daiquiri. 1.2396 0.05287 96 77 15 4
3797 You would drink too if you were a fish out of water. 1.2396 0.05075 96 76 17 3
3798 What do you mean no shirt,no shoes? 1.2396 0.05287 96 77 15 4
3799 Come on give me another. I don’t want to hear this crap I’m drinking like a fish! 1.2396 0.04854 96 75 19 2
3800 Can I have a big bowl of water, please? 1.2396 0.05490 96 78 13 5
3801 I've never before heard of a bartender out of water. 1.2396 0.05287 96 77 15 4
3802 You can’t cut me off, you know I need to drink to survive! 1.2396 0.05075 96 76 17 3
3803 That rumor that I work phishing for the Russians is Fake News. But I do drink like a fish. 1.2396 0.05490 96 78 13 5
3804 So barkeep, what do you expect me to drink like? 1.2396 0.05287 96 77 15 4
3805 Yeah, seen a sea of troubles in my time. 1.2396 0.05075 96 76 17 3
3806 Yeah, I drink like a fish buddy, and you talk like an ape. What of it? 1.2396 0.05075 96 76 17 3
3807 Another whiskey and water, and don't skimp on the water. 1.2396 0.04854 96 75 19 2
3808 Just give me a Mickey Finn. 1.2396 0.05490 96 78 13 5
3809 I left school when I turned 16. Now look at me. 1.2396 0.05075 96 76 17 3
3810 Do you have any of those little gold fish? 1.2396 0.05287 96 77 15 4
3811 My wife is constantly carping about my drinking. 1.2396 0.05287 96 77 15 4
3812 A WET MARTINI, SHAKEN NOT STIRRED 1.2396 0.04623 96 74 21 1
3813 Hey Bud 1.2396 0.05075 96 76 17 3
3814 I'm just a fish out of water trying to drown my sorrows. 1.2396 0.05075 96 76 17 3
3815 ...so a Koi, Trout and Grouper enter this bar... 1.2396 0.04854 96 75 19 2
3816 I may be a fish out of water, but I’m also fresh out of vodka. 1.2396 0.05075 96 76 17 3
3817 do you serve hook free bait 1.2396 0.05075 96 76 17 3
3818 Seems I’m a little fishy for you. 1.2396 0.05075 96 76 17 3
3819 Most of the time I feel like I'm living life in a fishbowl. 1.2396 0.05075 96 76 17 3
3820 These guys that keep claiming they sleep with me, it's all just a tale. 1.2396 0.05490 96 78 13 5
3821 A salmon, a worm, and a bear walk into a bar, and the 1.2396 0.05490 96 78 13 5
3822 If my wife calls I went swimming! 1.2396 0.05075 96 76 17 3
3823 Your liquor is how I will be breathing tonight. 1.2396 0.04854 96 75 19 2
3824 I'm usually paired with Resonance Pinot Noir, Sonoma Valley, 1962 1.2396 0.04854 96 75 19 2
3825 Yeah? And you're 'talking like a human.' Just pour me another, and save your cliches. 1.2396 0.04623 96 74 21 1
3826 He drinks like a fish? You have no idea what you are talking about. 1.2396 0.04854 96 75 19 2
3827 No...the horse and the duck aren’t coming... 1.2396 0.05075 96 76 17 3
3828 ....and then she ran off with a whole school of mackerel !! 1.2396 0.05287 96 77 15 4
3829 You know what I hate the most? I just want to say one word to you. One word...Plastics. 1.2396 0.05075 96 76 17 3
3830 You watered down my drink again. 1.2396 0.05075 96 76 17 3
3831 Pour me another one. Like a fish out of water in here..." 1.2396 0.05075 96 76 17 3
3832 You think us fish are bad? You don't wanna see a dolphin at an open bar. 1.2396 0.04854 96 75 19 2
3833 You drink the way you want, I'll drink they way I want! 1.2396 0.05287 96 77 15 4
3834 Whatever comes in a fishbowl. 1.2396 0.05490 96 78 13 5
3835 Hit me again, Joe, I still feel like a fish outta water 1.2396 0.04854 96 75 19 2
3836 You'd drink like one too if you were in my fins 1.2396 0.05287 96 77 15 4
3837 They say I drink like a human. 1.2396 0.05075 96 76 17 3
3838 Look buddy - I don't need you to tell me what I'm drinking like. 1.2396 0.05075 96 76 17 3
3839 ...Well, here's where it gets fishy. 1.2396 0.04854 96 75 19 2
3840 I'll stop drinking when you stop taking hallucinogens. 1.2396 0.05287 96 77 15 4
3841 I'll bite, Bartender, Bait-tender, make your move. 1.2396 0.05490 96 78 13 5
3842 How I like to drink is none of your business." 1.2396 0.04854 96 75 19 2
3843 And make it neat, please. I'm trying to cut back. 1.2396 0.05490 96 78 13 5
3844 Martini, dry, and hold the jokes. 1.2396 0.04854 96 75 19 2
3845 The usual. On the rocks. 1.2396 0.04854 96 75 19 2
3846 And then she said, 'Your story sounds a little fishy to me.' Can you believe that? 1.2396 0.05287 96 77 15 4
3847 A large Pellegrino, please. I'm drying out. 1.2396 0.05075 96 76 17 3
3848 Yes, I drink like a fish. Stop carping! 1.2396 0.05287 96 77 15 4
3849 Drink like a fish, they say. Oh, what I would give to be a horse! 1.2396 0.04379 96 73 23 0
3850 And I'm hung like a horse. 1.2396 0.05075 96 76 17 3
3851 That’s right. I drink like a fish. 1.2396 0.05075 96 76 17 3
3852 Keep ‘em comin’. I drink like a fish. 1.2396 0.05287 96 77 15 4
3853 So this fish does this skinny finny into the bar... 1.2396 0.04623 96 74 21 1
3854 No, no... it’s ok. I’m good to dive. 1.2396 0.05287 96 77 15 4
3855 So this rabbi and a priest walk into a bar... 1.2396 0.05075 96 76 17 3
3856 So. Set’m up, Joe, I have a little story I want you to know. 1.2396 0.05075 96 76 17 3
3857 One more--I just need to catch my breath. 1.2396 0.04854 96 75 19 2
3858 Then Johnny Law sez 'Pop the trunk 'cause something smells fishy!' Now if that ain't 'profiling,' Mac, the Hudson's in Chicago. Hear what I'm sayin'? 1.2396 0.05287 96 77 15 4
3859 So here's my story--there was a hook, a worm... 1.2396 0.04854 96 75 19 2
3860 Do you have a bigger glass? 1.2396 0.05075 96 76 17 3
3861 You made me get this way because you keep dumping drinks down the sink. 1.2396 0.04623 96 74 21 1
3862 Don't lump us all in--I drink like a CARP. 1.2396 0.05075 96 76 17 3
3863 What I really need is a very big glass of water. 1.2396 0.05490 96 78 13 5
3864 I'm looking for the deep blue yonder. 1.2396 0.05075 96 76 17 3
3865 With salt. 1.2396 0.05075 96 76 17 3
3866 So then she says, “You don’t have to be coy, Roy.” 1.2396 0.05075 96 76 17 3
3867 ...then, saying “plus you drink like a human,” she left, taking the fry with her... 1.2396 0.05686 96 79 11 6
3868 Tequila. On second thought, just the worm. 1.2396 0.05075 96 76 17 3
3869 I feel like a mammal trapped in a fish's body. 1.2396 0.05075 96 76 17 3
3870 So when I told my son to stay in school, he told me to go kelp myself. 1.2396 0.05075 96 76 17 3
3871 n Absolute Bloody London, but HOLD THE ANCHOVY 1.2396 0.05075 96 76 17 3
3872 Just stopped in to wet my whistle – I'm on a cross-country bike trip! 1.2396 0.05075 96 76 17 3
3873 Two fins neat, please. 1.2396 0.04623 96 74 21 1
3874 Yeah, like I never heard that before. Gimme another. 1.2396 0.05490 96 78 13 5
3875 She didn’t throw me back. Yet, here I sit. 1.2396 0.05287 96 77 15 4
3876 So, this ISN'T the bar for the next Star Wars filming? 1.2396 0.05287 96 77 15 4
3877 And she fell for it-hook, line, and sinker 1.2396 0.05876 96 80 9 7
3878 Let me tell you, your regulars don't know the meaning of the term "drink like a fish" 1.2396 0.05287 96 77 15 4
3879 Whaddya mean, you don't serve pickled herring? 1.2396 0.05287 96 77 15 4
3880 You think I'm too sauced up? You should see how they served my brother before they ATE HIM!!!" 1.2396 0.05287 96 77 15 4
3881 Is this how you treat a fish out of water? 1.2396 0.04854 96 75 19 2
3882 I have no card. I'm a fish. 1.2396 0.05075 96 76 17 3
3883 Of course I want another. I drink like a fish. 1.2396 0.05075 96 76 17 3
3884 I told her, "No, you're washed up." 1.2371 0.05633 97 80 11 6
3885 It's not easy being a fish-out-of-water story. The audience knows where it's going from the opening scene. 1.2371 0.04810 97 76 19 2
3886 Don’t be coy with me. I said I’d like another! 1.2371 0.05029 97 77 17 3
3887 Stop me if you've heard it. Three carp go into a bar... 1.2371 0.05029 97 77 17 3
3888 You sick son of a bitch! That only works with dolphins! 1.2371 0.05633 97 80 11 6
3889 Then she says, I swear to God, 'Don't be coy with me!' 1.2371 0.04810 97 76 19 2
3890 Safer? Maybe. But I think gentrification took away too much of the neighborhood's character. 1.2371 0.05029 97 77 17 3
3891 Bottom feeder. Top Shelf. You gotta problem with that? Haven't been impeached yet, so line it up! 1.2371 0.05029 97 77 17 3
3892 Yes, yes, of course i’ve heard that one. 1.2371 0.05238 97 78 15 4
3893 Just a quick one so I can get back to the school 1.2371 0.05238 97 78 15 4
3894 No "walk into the bar" jokes - it's a micro-aggression. 1.2371 0.05238 97 78 15 4
3895 I know it's closing time, but just one more for the river? 1.2371 0.05029 97 77 17 3
3896 'She was the one that got away, man.' 1.2371 0.05029 97 77 17 3
3897 All “real” mixologists work for scale 1.2371 0.05238 97 78 15 4
3898 A red, please. Not too dry. 1.2371 0.05029 97 77 17 3
3899 You have no idea what it is like to be called a fish out of water! 1.2371 0.05029 97 77 17 3
3900 How’s the divorce going, Billy? 1.2371 0.05439 97 79 13 5
3901 Big deal. What I want is to be able to fly like a bird. 1.2371 0.04810 97 76 19 2
3902 And let me tell you, I can’t stand worms! 1.2371 0.04810 97 76 19 2
3903 Hey, Barkeep, one more for the sea! 1.2371 0.05238 97 78 15 4
3904 It’s times like this when I feel like a fish out of water. 1.2371 0.04810 97 76 19 2
3905 And then I said to myself, 'Enough with all the water!' 1.2371 0.05238 97 78 15 4
3906 These three fishermen went into a bar..... 1.2371 0.05029 97 77 17 3
3907 Another round! I came here to dry out. 1.2371 0.05029 97 77 17 3
3908 I can't put my finger on it but there's something fishy with this bar. 1.2371 0.05238 97 78 15 4
3909 The wife says I drink like a fish, but it’s not like I’m hooked 1.2371 0.04810 97 76 19 2
3910 Please, I’m a lesbian. All the other fish in the sea means four fish in a small pond whom I’ve already dated. 1.2371 0.05633 97 80 11 6
3911 You say that drink will cost me a fin? 1.2371 0.04810 97 76 19 2
3912 I get it - my reputation precedes me 1.2371 0.04810 97 76 19 2
3913 Stop reducing me to a stereotype. 1.2371 0.05238 97 78 15 4
3914 Just a REALLY large glass of water,please. 1.2371 0.04810 97 76 19 2
3915 This helps me forget I'm a fish out of water. 1.2371 0.04810 97 76 19 2
3916 Just one more for the Flipper. 1.2371 0.05238 97 78 15 4
3917 Finish what you were gonna say Joe, I drink like a what? 1.2371 0.05238 97 78 15 4
3918 I used to live in Denmark but now I’ve got a suite at the White House. 1.2371 0.05238 97 78 15 4
3919 Do you have saltwater? 1.2371 0.05439 97 79 13 5
3920 Keep pouring, I'm almost to the worm. 1.2371 0.05029 97 77 17 3
3921 I feel like a fish out of whiskey in here. 1.2371 0.05238 97 78 15 4
3922 When you're small they come after you with worms. When you're big they mount you in their den. Fill it up again. 1.2371 0.05029 97 77 17 3
3923 Sometimes when I drink too much I start to smell funny. 1.2371 0.05439 97 79 13 5
3924 Two for one cocktails is a hell of a lure. 1.2371 0.04810 97 76 19 2
3925 on the rocks 1.2371 0.05029 97 77 17 3
3926 What do you mean cut off? I'm NOT drunk to the gills" 1.2371 0.05029 97 77 17 3
3927 OK then, yeah, one for sea I guess. 1.2371 0.04810 97 76 19 2
3928 Den da guy asks if I want wata. Can ya believe dat? Imagine me, drinkin' wata! 1.2371 0.05633 97 80 11 6
3929 Oh and by the way, I do drink like they say. 1.2371 0.05029 97 77 17 3
3930 What can I get if I slap a fin on the bar? 1.2371 0.05029 97 77 17 3
3931 My friend said "Let's go bowling." Please. 1.2371 0.05439 97 79 13 5
3932 It is healthy. Alcohol dilutes the mercury. 1.2371 0.04582 97 75 21 1
3933 You could use more customers who drink like a fish. Consider redecorating with some coral. 1.2371 0.04810 97 76 19 2
3934 I should really call my sponsor. 1.2371 0.04582 97 75 21 1
3935 Hope you don't think me Koi, but some consider me a real catch. 1.2371 0.05029 97 77 17 3
3936 So tell me. Can I eat the worm? 1.2371 0.05439 97 79 13 5
3937 ...And if I hear you say there are plenty of us in the sea, I'm outta here. 1.2371 0.05439 97 79 13 5
3938 It's a myth. 1.2371 0.04810 97 76 19 2
3939 Tall scotch and water,hold the scotch. 1.2371 0.05439 97 79 13 5
3940 Why does it always have to be pretzels and chips for bar snacks? Why can’t it be minnows or worms once in a while? 1.2371 0.04582 97 75 21 1
3941 Don't tell me you're out of La Croix... 1.2371 0.05238 97 78 15 4
3942 Yes, I know, and I drink like one too. 1.2371 0.05439 97 79 13 5
3943 So you think sex on the beach is a drink? 1.2371 0.04582 97 75 21 1
3944 Not a taxi! Get me a bithycle. 1.2371 0.05029 97 77 17 3
3945 So, you were wondering about the punch line for the joke about a fish that walks into a bar, asks for an ale and the bartender asks 'is Bass ok?' and the fish 1.2371 0.05029 97 77 17 3
3946 Hey, this is just how I breathe, buddy. 1.2371 0.05029 97 77 17 3
3947 Hey, I need more than a splash. 1.2371 0.05439 97 79 13 5
3948 I'm telling you for the last time-- it's a breathing problem. 1.2371 0.04582 97 75 21 1
3949 As a matter of fact, I do drink like a fish. 1.2371 0.04341 97 74 23 0
3950 Hey, pal, I’ll tell you when I’m drinking like a fish! 1.2371 0.05238 97 78 15 4
3951 What? You don't serve a drink named Wanda? 1.2371 0.05238 97 78 15 4
3952 I hope you serve bass. 1.2371 0.05439 97 79 13 5
3953 So I drink like a fish. You gonna sue me? 1.2371 0.05820 97 81 9 7
3954 How many fish frys can a guy go to! 1.2371 0.05238 97 78 15 4
3955 Your Betta stuff... branch water back. 1.2371 0.04582 97 75 21 1
3956 OK, I fish like a drink, so what? 1.2371 0.05029 97 77 17 3
3957 I'd like a bottle of Tequila, with the worm. 1.2371 0.04582 97 75 21 1
3958 No! I don't want a Trout Slayer Ale 1.2371 0.05029 97 77 17 3
3959 She said I stink from the head. 1.2371 0.04582 97 75 21 1
3960 Where I come from, every meal is a liquid lunch. 1.2371 0.04810 97 76 19 2
3961 I need a pick-me-up. I am so tired of feeling I'm in over my head. 1.2371 0.05238 97 78 15 4
3962 Yeh, well once I go back in the tank, I won’t be eating peanuts for a LONG time. 1.2371 0.05029 97 77 17 3
3963 No, I will not have a Red Hook. 1.2371 0.04810 97 76 19 2
3964 You think she was pretty !? You should have seen the one that got away 1.2371 0.05029 97 77 17 3
3965 And I don’t want my drink watered down! Understand? 1.2371 0.04810 97 76 19 2
3966 Whatsuh matter?! You wanna Sea ID?! 1.2371 0.05439 97 79 13 5
3967 Can you pour me a pond with water lilies? 1.2371 0.05238 97 78 15 4
3968 It was great for a while. Then, well, she threw back in. 1.2371 0.05238 97 78 15 4
3969 A Bass Ale for the "one that got away" 1.2371 0.04582 97 75 21 1
3970 I'm going to need more water than this! 1.2371 0.04810 97 76 19 2
3971 Stack'em up again Joe, but a little less dry if you please 1.2371 0.05238 97 78 15 4
3972 Just the martini, pal. If I wanted chips I would have ordered them. 1.2371 0.05439 97 79 13 5
3973 So did you hear the one about the crab, the octopus and shark walk into a bar 1.2371 0.04810 97 76 19 2
3974 Keep the small ponds coming. 1.2371 0.05029 97 77 17 3
3975 Umm...how about a lemon-water? Hold the lemon. With a dash of salt. 1.2371 0.04810 97 76 19 2
3976 Of course I drink like a fish , you idiot , I am a fish . That’s why I gave you my AmEx Black Card . 1.2371 0.05439 97 79 13 5
3977 A Fish out of Water, please. Make it a double. 1.2371 0.05238 97 78 15 4
3978 I love you, man. 1.2371 0.05820 97 81 9 7
3979 I know what you are thinking but I would like a Shirley Temple 1.2371 0.05439 97 79 13 5
3980 I didn't think I liked rhubarb, but now I do. 1.2371 0.04810 97 76 19 2
3981 There's always a grain of truth behind every cliche, let me tell ya... 1.2371 0.04582 97 75 21 1
3982 You're telling me I shouldn't drink like a fish? 1.2371 0.05439 97 79 13 5
3983 This sounds like another big fish story. 1.2371 0.05029 97 77 17 3
3984 I'll have mine sea side. 1.2371 0.05029 97 77 17 3
3985 I'm looking to drown my sorrows. 1.2371 0.04582 97 75 21 1
3986 I said I was Presbyterian, not pescatarian. 1.2371 0.05029 97 77 17 3
3987 I probably shouldn’t be saying this, but all that “reefs are dying” stuff was our PR firm’s idea. 1.2371 0.04810 97 76 19 2
3988 You see...that's what I mean! You automatically assume fish bowl!" 1.2371 0.05238 97 78 15 4
3989 You know, when I was in the Pacific, I never went to bars. 1.2371 0.05439 97 79 13 5
3990 Enough with the cliches-- I'll drink like a hamster if I want. 1.2371 0.05029 97 77 17 3
3991 Please, it’s “as a fish.” 1.2371 0.05029 97 77 17 3
3992 Yes, I drink like one. You're as bald as an Eagle, but I AM a Fish! 1.2371 0.05029 97 77 17 3
3993 Have you heard this one: "a fish walks into a bar ..."? 1.2371 0.04810 97 76 19 2
3994 So what if I've been in the drunk tank? 1.2371 0.05238 97 78 15 4
3995 White wine, please 1.2371 0.04810 97 76 19 2
3996 Yes, we serve fish. In the dining room, not at the bar. 1.2371 0.05029 97 77 17 3
3997 Fish gotta swim, Birds gotta fly, I gotta have one 'Manhattan' before I die 1.2371 0.04810 97 76 19 2
3998 Some of us do need a bicycle. 1.2371 0.05238 97 78 15 4
3999 No I don’t need another damn straw! 1.2371 0.05029 97 77 17 3
4000 How can a bar be out of water? 1.2371 0.05029 97 77 17 3
4001 Friend, I did it my way. 1.2371 0.05633 97 80 11 6
4002 Now if you'll excuse me, I have to go to school. 1.2371 0.04810 97 76 19 2
4003 So, a fish — stop me if you've heard this before — a fish walks into a bar.... 1.2371 0.05238 97 78 15 4
4004 You know what buddy?? For once, I just want someone to tell ME a story! 1.2371 0.05029 97 77 17 3
4005 Yeah? Well, you're breathing like a human. 1.2371 0.04341 97 74 23 0
4006 The magic fish promised the bartender anything his heart desired for a shot of whiskey, but he had no more memory of the last shot, than he had of laps around his fishbowl. And on it went, unhappily ever after. 1.2371 0.04810 97 76 19 2
4007 Do you serve Bass? 1.2371 0.05439 97 79 13 5
4008 ...so I just turned it on its head didn't I - fish on the sauce 1.2371 0.05238 97 78 15 4
4009 I'll tell you when I'm fin. 1.2371 0.04582 97 75 21 1
4010 I'll just have water. 1.2371 0.04810 97 76 19 2
4011 That drink was watered down! 1.2371 0.05238 97 78 15 4
4012 I spent a fin for this? Where did you learn bar tending; shad roe? 1.2371 0.04810 97 76 19 2
4013 I'll have a margarita. No salt. I'm a freshwater fish. 1.2371 0.05029 97 77 17 3
4014 Keep your chin up, theres plenty of flesh in the city. 1.2371 0.05029 97 77 17 3
4015 Don't look surprised, everyone saw the Shape of Water! 1.2371 0.05029 97 77 17 3
4016 Cutting me off? I drink like a... never mind 1.2371 0.04810 97 76 19 2
4017 Who you calling fin skinned? 1.2371 0.05439 97 79 13 5
4018 So I drink like a fish? Your problem? 1.2371 0.05439 97 79 13 5
4019 Look! I know what you’re thinking. 1.2371 0.05238 97 78 15 4
4020 We don't serve fish. That's OK, I eat them only on Fridays. 1.2371 0.05439 97 79 13 5
4021 Can I borrow your phone? My shell phone doesn't get wifi around here." Lauren Duffy, Seattle, W 1.2371 0.04810 97 76 19 2
4022 What do you mean "something smells fishy in here"? 1.2371 0.05238 97 78 15 4
4023 Don't think that these pickling drinks will spoil my fresh taste. 1.2371 0.05029 97 77 17 3
4024 You can't cut me off, I do this for a living! 1.2371 0.05238 97 78 15 4
4025 I want a very wet martini. 1.2371 0.04810 97 76 19 2
4026 Back in the day, I drank like a fish. 1.2371 0.05238 97 78 15 4
4027 Where would I carry my I.D.? 1.2371 0.04810 97 76 19 2
4028 Set 'em up, Jonas. 1.2371 0.05238 97 78 15 4
4029 Trouble!? Like a fish out of water. 1.2371 0.04810 97 76 19 2
4030 I've played piano in a lot of bars. I specialize in running up and down the scales. 1.2371 0.04810 97 76 19 2
4031 Drink like a fish? I'll show her how fish drink. 1.2371 0.05029 97 77 17 3
4032 I'll have another but this time hold the bourbon. 1.2371 0.04810 97 76 19 2
4033 I’d been at sea seven months. This mermaid said she’d love me if I could change. Stupid me, I jumped at the chance. 1.2371 0.05029 97 77 17 3
4034 So, a monkfish, a pike, and a red devil walk into a bar... 1.2371 0.05238 97 78 15 4
4035 Yes, I did ride in on my bicycle, so would you please just serve me that Manatee Mule I ordered? 1.2371 0.05633 97 80 11 6
4036 Never seen a patron fish before?! Guess what, at these prices? you will NEVER see one again! 1.2371 0.05238 97 78 15 4
4037 I assume you know what I'll be having. 1.2371 0.05238 97 78 15 4
4038 Give me seven "C's" with a whisky back! 1.2371 0.05439 97 79 13 5
4039 Don’t worry! I don’t drink like a fish! 1.2371 0.05238 97 78 15 4
4040 A glass of white wine please. 1.2371 0.05238 97 78 15 4
4041 You wanna tell me what's so funny about having an underwater mortgage? 1.2371 0.05238 97 78 15 4
4042 You don't fool me. A couple of drinks and next thing you know I'm hooked. 1.2371 0.04810 97 76 19 2
4043 Do I look like I have I.D.? 1.2371 0.04810 97 76 19 2
4044 Hold the straw. I’ve got plenty of those at home. 1.2371 0.04582 97 75 21 1
4045 Maybe YOU should scale back the drinking. 1.2371 0.05238 97 78 15 4
4046 Yeah, I drink "like" a fish. So what? 1.2371 0.05238 97 78 15 4
4047 I miss the days when this town was just a small pond. 1.2371 0.05238 97 78 15 4
4048 I'm waiting for Luca Brasi. 1.2371 0.04810 97 76 19 2
4049 Scale it up , Dude 1.2371 0.04582 97 75 21 1
4050 Then I told him that I didn't give a carp about what they wanted................ 1.2371 0.05238 97 78 15 4
4051 Straight up, no water..and no stupid jokes! 1.2371 0.05029 97 77 17 3
4052 I am not carping ... I'm just trying to have a discussion. 1.2371 0.05029 97 77 17 3
4053 I know that's six already, but keep 'em coming. I'm telling you, I can drink like a fish. 1.2371 0.05029 97 77 17 3
4054 I'll give you a fin not to make comparisons. 1.2371 0.05238 97 78 15 4
4055 My wife says I drink like a fish. 1.2371 0.04582 97 75 21 1
4056 I’ll take a Goldfish on tap, scale the foam 1.2371 0.04582 97 75 21 1
4057 I graduated from my school today, that’s what I’m celebrating. 1.2371 0.05439 97 79 13 5
4058 To hell with the Shape of Water, I’m talking the shape of bourbon. 1.2371 0.05029 97 77 17 3
4059 I told her I loved her, and she didn’t say a thing. 1.2366 0.04687 93 72 20 1
4060 I would like scotch and fresh water please 1.2366 0.04687 93 72 20 1
4061 OK, I drink like a fish. Wanna make something of it? 1.2360 0.05305 89 71 15 3
4062 One more tequila but hold the worm this time. 1.2360 0.05541 89 72 13 4
4063 Whatta ya mean I drink like a fish? 1.2360 0.05305 89 71 15 3
4064 Yeah, I “drink like a fish,” - Ha. Ha. Ha. 1.2360 0.05541 89 72 13 4
4065 Drink like a Fish ? What makes you think that ? 1.2360 0.05305 89 71 15 3
4066 Hey Joe: I'll have the usual; a Mickey Finn!! 1.2353 0.05461 85 68 14 3
4067 Got any more water? 1.2353 0.04658 102 80 20 2
4068 Actually, nobody drinks like me. 1.2353 0.05198 85 67 16 2
4069 They don't call me The Pickled Herring for nothin', pal. 1.2347 0.05190 98 79 15 4
4070 Weren't the '60s great? 1.2347 0.04983 98 78 17 3
4071 Carpe Diem, my fin! 1.2347 0.04983 98 78 17 3
4072 Seagram's, no rocks. 1.2347 0.05190 98 79 15 4
4073 I need a large glass of water -- I'm hoping to hook up, 1.2347 0.05389 98 80 13 5
4074 If you drink like a fish, what do you do about the bathroom? 1.2347 0.05190 98 79 15 4
4075 I would like a kelp martini. 1.2347 0.05190 98 79 15 4
4076 Don’t cut me off, I’m a fish out of water. 1.2347 0.04541 98 76 21 1
4077 Stew me to the gills. 1.2347 0.05190 98 79 15 4
4078 You can't card me. I'm a fish, for Chrissakes! 1.2347 0.05190 98 79 15 4
4079 Not to carp on this too much, but I am sure someone told me you used to serve people goldfish from a little bowl. 1.2347 0.05190 98 79 15 4
4080 What bothers me most is that she left me for a lowly pool shark. 1.2347 0.05580 98 81 11 6
4081 Is the rabbi here yet? 1.2347 0.05190 98 79 15 4
4082 Stereotypes are hurtful and cruel! 1.2340 0.05332 94 76 14 4
4083 Yeah, I drink like a fish! What about it? 1.2340 0.05113 94 75 16 3
4084 Six drinks for a fish tail isn't enough. 1.2340 0.05113 94 75 16 3
4085 A fish walks into a bar? Is this some kinda joke? 1.2340 0.04884 94 74 18 2
4086 6 shots of tequila, and no worm? 1.2340 0.05332 94 76 14 4
4087 I'll tell you a real fish story 1.2340 0.04644 94 73 20 1
4088 You ever thought about a nautical theme in here? 1.2340 0.05542 94 77 12 5
4089 Bartender, I'm a fish out of water. 1.2340 0.05113 94 75 16 3
4090 You think that quip was witty? Really? 1.2340 0.04884 94 74 18 2
4091 Stop me if you’ve heard this one...a fish walks into a bar.... 1.2340 0.04644 94 73 20 1
4092 Hey! You can't say "Drink like a fish"! That's our term you bigot! 1.2340 0.05332 94 76 14 4
4093 Water doesn’t cut it any longer..... 1.2340 0.05113 94 75 16 3
4094 At least I don’t drink like a bartender... 1.2340 0.05332 94 76 14 4
4095 So she says, "you drink like a fish" and I have to tell her "newsflash lady, I am a fish." 1.2340 0.05113 94 75 16 3
4096 Did you hear the one about, “a fish walks into a bar...?” 1.2340 0.05332 94 76 14 4
4097 Heard this one? A fish walks into a bar... 1.2340 0.05542 94 77 12 5
4098 I used to be a sturgeon, but now I just drink like a fish. 1.2326 0.05652 86 70 12 4
4099 Yes and I drink like one also. 1.2326 0.05652 86 70 12 4
4100 Sorry, we do not serve fish out of water. 1.2326 0.05652 86 70 12 4
4101 Open up your gills, I said that is a piece of CRAP you're eating. Not CARP. 1.2323 0.04938 99 79 17 3
4102 Gimme a scotch and water,hold the scotch. 1.2323 0.04725 99 78 19 2
4103 According to legend I turn into a mermaid after the seventh shot. 1.2316 0.04838 95 75 18 2
4104 Look, I'm about to tell you an amazing story. Don't tell me it sounds--er--absurd. 1.2316 0.04838 95 75 18 2
4105 I used to be Trump's "sleep with the fishes" but I flipped so I'm out of a job. 1.2316 0.05065 95 76 16 3
4106 We fish out of water are not only very thirsty but we like it straight up with a hint of salt and kelp. 1.2316 0.04838 95 75 18 2
4107 Of course I drink like a fish. Hello, I am fish. 1.2316 0.05281 95 77 14 4
4108 I don’t understand why he let me go...I’m a good catch! 1.2316 0.04838 95 75 18 2
4109 This better be a good one. 1.2316 0.05065 95 76 16 3
4110 "My school's busy. So one for me, five to go." 1.2316 0.05065 95 76 16 3
4111 Tequila. On the rocks. Easy on the salt, but extra worms, please. 1.2316 0.05281 95 77 14 4
4112 Hello Jimmy, I'm feeling so dry. I'll have my usual, a high tide beer barrel with a double live gold-fish chaser on the rocks. 1.2316 0.04601 95 74 20 1
4113 My Doctor said,"If you don't start drinking, you'll die." 1.2316 0.05065 95 76 16 3
4114 Ishmael, huh? Don't act coy. You don't know what it's like living in a fish bowl. I've been far too dry for far too too long! 1.2300 0.05096 100 81 15 4
4115 One more Landshark, and I'm back to the well. 1.2299 0.05827 87 72 10 5
4116 Well let me tell you, I am a fish out off water. 1.2292 0.05017 96 77 16 3
4117 Who the hell you calling fishy!? 1.2292 0.04559 96 75 20 1
4118 I've had enough when my gills say I have had enough. 1.2292 0.05231 96 78 14 4
4119 Better make mine a double. I feel crappie. 1.2292 0.04794 96 76 18 2
4120 I can drink anyone under the water table. 1.2292 0.05231 96 78 14 4
4121 She got me spawning one too many times. 1.2292 0.05017 96 77 16 3
4122 What do you mean you don't accept doubloons? 1.2292 0.04794 96 76 18 2
4123 I’m not going to hide it anymore, I drink like a fish. 1.2292 0.05635 96 80 10 6
4124 It's not a story, Jake. I'm the one that got away. 1.2292 0.05017 96 77 16 3
4125 You're out of water, too? 1.2292 0.05017 96 77 16 3
4126 Don't worry. I drink like a Human. 1.2292 0.05437 96 79 12 5
4127 Give me a fin and tonic 1.2283 0.04913 92 73 17 2
4128 We koi like a dry white, so surprise me. When you uncork it, don't worry about letting it breathe." 1.2283 0.05377 92 75 13 4
4129 Can I have another scotch, this time with a splash of water. 1.2283 0.05377 92 75 13 4
4130 Barkeep, I'm out of water. 1.2283 0.05377 92 75 13 4
4131 Wow, I could really get hooked on this stuff 1.2283 0.05595 92 76 11 5
4132 I just had to get away! 1.2283 0.04663 92 72 19 1
4133 Don’t play koi with me, of course I handle another. 1.2283 0.04913 92 73 17 2
4134 If the fisherman or his wife calls, I’m not here. 1.2283 0.05150 92 74 15 3
4135 Look fella, ' No Shirt - No Shoes - No Service' is discrimination. 1.2283 0.05595 92 76 11 5
4136 What do you mean, it’s after Last Call? It’s only Water! 1.2283 0.04913 92 73 17 2
4137 We hooked up one year ago on the same bait. I struggled free. She was gutted. 1.2283 0.05150 92 74 15 3
4138 What do you mean you won’t serve me? I can’t help it if I drink like a fish! 1.2283 0.05595 92 76 11 5
4139 My real problem isn't being out water. 1.2283 0.05150 92 74 15 3
4140 Raised in the Orient, schooled in the mediterranean and landed in New York. Why do you ask? 1.2283 0.04913 92 73 17 2
4141 Are you seriously offering me a straw? 1.2283 0.04913 92 73 17 2
4142 I wont put up with this kind of carping from you. 1.2283 0.05595 92 76 11 5
4143 I need one straw. Wouldn’t want to pollute the ocean more than necessary. 1.2283 0.05377 92 75 13 4
4144 Of course, ‘with water.’ Whaddya think? 1.2283 0.04913 92 73 17 2
4145 I think I would know if these drinks are watered-down. 1.2283 0.04913 92 73 17 2
4146 No, YOU can't handle vermouth. 1.2283 0.04913 92 73 17 2
4147 Trust me - no one will believe you I was this tall. 1.2283 0.05150 92 74 15 3
4148 Are you kidding me? A dry martini! 1.2283 0.04913 92 73 17 2
4149 Hey! my next tequila shot better have a worm in it. 1.2283 0.04663 92 72 19 1
4150 Techila, with the worm please. 1.2283 0.05150 92 74 15 3
4151 Hey, don't forget, I drink like a fish! 1.2283 0.04913 92 73 17 2
4152 Forget about "drinking like a fish" but then again I am also sick of bartenders saying "white wine always goes well with fish" . So think carefully, your tip hangs in the balance ... 1.2283 0.05377 92 75 13 4
4153 Where’s the priest and the rabbi? 1.2283 0.05377 92 75 13 4
4154 Give a man a fish, and you feed him for a day. Teach a man to fish, and you feed him for a lifetime. 1.2283 0.05595 92 76 11 5
4155 Luca Brasi was unfaithful 1.2283 0.04913 92 73 17 2
4156 I find it a sign of great sophistication that you haven't asked me my name. 1.2283 0.05150 92 74 15 3
4157 Look buddy, you can’t just cut me off because I can’t walk 1.2283 0.05150 92 74 15 3
4158 I'll need to have access to your glass sink every few minutes. 1.2283 0.05377 92 75 13 4
4159 I don't need YOU to tell me I'm a fish out of water in this town. 1.2283 0.05150 92 74 15 3
4160 My wife says I drink like a fish, so I’m scaling back. 1.2283 0.05150 92 74 15 3
4161 You may find this hard to believe but she said, ' I'm leaving, you drink like a fish! 1.2283 0.05150 92 74 15 3
4162 Do I want a water?" Of course I want a water 1.2283 0.05150 92 74 15 3
4163 No I Don't have Birth Certificate No I don't have Licence No I don't have a Passport but I do know Jimmy Buffett 1.2283 0.05150 92 74 15 3
4164 I know perfectly well what I drink like" 1.2283 0.05595 92 76 11 5
4165 Make that two worms in my martini. 1.2283 0.05150 92 74 15 3
4166 As a matter of fact, I could use a bicycle right now to get home. 1.2283 0.05595 92 76 11 5
4167 You’re right, I do drink like a fish. Can you guess why? 1.2283 0.05377 92 75 13 4
4168 I KNOW when a drink's been watered down! 1.2283 0.05150 92 74 15 3
4169 Just coffee for me. I’m the designated diver. 1.2283 0.05377 92 75 13 4
4170 Whadda ya mean, 'No saltwater'? 1.2283 0.05595 92 76 11 5
4171 Wait a minute! This sounds like a bait and switch! 1.2283 0.05150 92 74 15 3
4172 NOBODY can drink like me. 1.2283 0.05377 92 75 13 4
4173 So they kicked me out on my tail, something about “too many fish in the sea.” 1.2283 0.04400 92 71 21 0
4174 What do you mean ‘I can drink like a fish.’? 1.2283 0.05377 92 75 13 4
4175 One more and I’ll swim home. 1.2283 0.04913 92 73 17 2
4176 “I’m Popeye the Fishyman. I’ll grab a drink wherever I can.” 1.2283 0.05377 92 75 13 4
4177 Not to be telling tales out of school but. . . 1.2283 0.05150 92 74 15 3
4178 I'll just have water -- lots of it! 1.2283 0.05150 92 74 15 3
4179 I want salt around the rim. 1.2283 0.04913 92 73 17 2
4180 Whoever said there are more fish in the sea is full of shit! 1.2283 0.05150 92 74 15 3
4181 Look buddy. I've had it about up to here with watered down drinks. 1.2283 0.05150 92 74 15 3
4182 I know it was a dream, but I just can't forget her. She was the most beautiful female fish and had a human lower body. 1.2283 0.05377 92 75 13 4
4183 You didn't water down my drink. 1.2283 0.04913 92 73 17 2
4184 So I just watched ‘The Shape of Water”’ on Netflix, and I was wondering if this is a good place to pick up human chicks? 1.2283 0.05377 92 75 13 4
4185 I mean c’mon, don’t they have bigger fish to fry? 1.2283 0.05150 92 74 15 3
4186 I know, I know, I am a cliche 1.2283 0.05377 92 75 13 4
4187 How insulting! They took me aside and whispered, "You simply don't meet the profile of a Navy Seal." 1.2283 0.04913 92 73 17 2
4188 I'll have the Sea Salt, with a Margarita on the side...... 1.2283 0.05150 92 74 15 3
4189 Martinis next. Hold the olives and add sardines. 1.2283 0.05150 92 74 15 3
4190 What's the Catch?" 1.2283 0.05150 92 74 15 3
4191 Oh, did I tell you? I drink like a fish. 1.2283 0.05150 92 74 15 3
4192 I may be a fish out of water but right now you're a bartender out of gin. 1.2283 0.04663 92 72 19 1
4193 I'll have an alewife. 1.2283 0.05150 92 74 15 3
4194 I’m telling you, I caught this one hook that was at least 2 feet long. 1.2283 0.04913 92 73 17 2
4195 What did you expect? Keep 'em coming! 1.2283 0.05150 92 74 15 3
4196 So, I says, ‘no, you drink like a fish!’ 1.2283 0.05377 92 75 13 4
4197 And another thing - I haven’t had a ribeye since that meat truck fell off the pier. 1.2283 0.05377 92 75 13 4
4198 Quick! Another one! I'm a fish out of water! 1.2283 0.05150 92 74 15 3
4199 Did you hear the one about the whale, shark and tuna that walked into the bar? 1.2283 0.04913 92 73 17 2
4200 Swim the fishes? Is that supposed to be a threat?” 1.2283 0.05150 92 74 15 3
4201 What da ya mean you're cutting me off, this is how I get oxygen. 1.2283 0.04913 92 73 17 2
4202 I'm sorry,but your argument just doesn't hold water. 1.2283 0.05377 92 75 13 4
4203 I know, I know...I drink like myself. 1.2283 0.04400 92 71 21 0
4204 I can't take the atmosphere in this watering hole. 1.2283 0.05595 92 76 11 5
4205 Yeah, I drink like a fish. No reason to be speciesist about it. 1.2283 0.05377 92 75 13 4
4206 I am a fish out of water in this place! 1.2283 0.05377 92 75 13 4
4207 I drink like a fish? You look like a bald eagle! 1.2283 0.05595 92 76 11 5
4208 Just one more and I'll have the confidence to spawn. 1.2283 0.05150 92 74 15 3
4209 I'll have a Whiskey with a splash of water. Better yet hold the Whiskey. 1.2283 0.04913 92 73 17 2
4210 Red wine? Are you crazy? 1.2283 0.05377 92 75 13 4
4211 Please pity a poor mermaid who misunderstood when that cute cod said he wanted head 1.2283 0.05377 92 75 13 4
4212 Yeah I drink like a fish - waddya expect ? 1.2283 0.05150 92 74 15 3
4213 ...and you drink like your bald. 1.2283 0.05377 92 75 13 4
4214 ... she looks like me --- mostly 1.2283 0.04913 92 73 17 2
4215 Hey, what did you say I drink like?! 1.2283 0.04913 92 73 17 2
4216 I’ll have a saltwater on the rocks 1.2283 0.05377 92 75 13 4
4217 I hope I’m not on the hook for these? 1.2283 0.05377 92 75 13 4
4218 Keep ‘em coming. What part of “drinks like a fish” don’t you understand? 1.2283 0.05150 92 74 15 3
4219 Sure I'll have another, Carp-A-Diem, righ? 1.2283 0.04913 92 73 17 2
4220 I'm Mr. Limpet. I'm back and I need a drink. 1.2283 0.05150 92 74 15 3
4221 Go ahead. Say it. I do drink like a fish. 1.2283 0.05150 92 74 15 3
4222 Fisherman walks into a bar . . . . 1.2283 0.05377 92 75 13 4
4223 Don't tell me we're out of water. 1.2283 0.04663 92 72 19 1
4224 It's not my fault if I drink like a fish 1.2283 0.05377 92 75 13 4
4225 Better keep 'em coming. I drink like a fish. 1.2283 0.05377 92 75 13 4
4226 Just water please. 1.2283 0.05595 92 76 11 5
4227 Everyone tells me I drink like a human. 1.2283 0.05150 92 74 15 3
4228 It's just one troubled water after another. 1.2283 0.05150 92 74 15 3
4229 I predict 60% references to drinking like a fish, the rest puns about fins, gills & scales. None of them funny. 1.2283 0.04913 92 73 17 2
4230 I eat barflies for breakfast! 1.2283 0.05150 92 74 15 3
4231 No one will ever believe you, so why the long face? 1.2283 0.05150 92 74 15 3
4232 Don't cut me off! It's only proper that I drink like a fish 1.2283 0.04400 92 71 21 0
4233 You're lucky I like 'em watered-down. 1.2283 0.04913 92 73 17 2
4234 I drink to keep the earth from feeling so solid under my fins. I'm drowning up here, man. 1.2283 0.05377 92 75 13 4
4235 Dont get on my case, Bobby, my wife left me for a prong, so pour me another before I start flopping. 1.2283 0.05377 92 75 13 4
4236 Drink like a "what"? That's what I thought. 1.2283 0.05150 92 74 15 3
4237 Don't start with me, Bobby, my wife just left me for a prawn. Now pour me another before I start flopping. 1.2283 0.05377 92 75 13 4
4238 I don't care what your bar rules are regarding animals. I identify as an overworked, middle-aged man with deep-seated marriage issues. Now where's my Old Fashioned? 1.2283 0.05150 92 74 15 3
4239 i never thought that the kangaroo would sell the place. 1.2283 0.05150 92 74 15 3
4240 I may drink like a fish but stop watering everything down. 1.2283 0.04913 92 73 17 2
4241 Another bubbly fizz please". 1.2283 0.05595 92 76 11 5
4242 Very true—but technically…. ' 1.2283 0.05377 92 75 13 4
4243 Of course I do. What do you expect me to drink like? 1.2283 0.05150 92 74 15 3
4244 Look buddy, I'm out of water here! 1.2283 0.04663 92 72 19 1
4245 Yeah? Well, YOU smoke like a chimney. 1.2283 0.05377 92 75 13 4
4246 I'd like a Rusty Snail, hold the grunion 1.2283 0.04663 92 72 19 1
4247 Drink like a fish"? Very funny, Porn-stache 1.2283 0.05377 92 75 13 4
4248 So please tell your regulars that they never came close to catching me. 1.2283 0.04913 92 73 17 2
4249 You rustle me up a 'Siren's Call', dude, and remember no water coz in bars, I'm one earthy dame 1.2283 0.04663 92 72 19 1
4250 I'm never going to confuse voodoo and vodka again. 1.2283 0.04663 92 72 19 1
4251 I'll have a dry martini and 30 gallons of salt water. 1.2283 0.04913 92 73 17 2
4252 I’m sittin’ on a bar stool here! You think you can tell ME how to drink? 1.2283 0.05150 92 74 15 3
4253 Well, we say “Drink like a Republican” 1.2283 0.05150 92 74 15 3
4254 Three fish came into a bar ..... 1.2283 0.05377 92 75 13 4
4255 I don't care what the sommelier recommends I want the house red. 1.2283 0.04913 92 73 17 2
4256 If you say I "drink like a fish" you're not getting a tip! 1.2283 0.05377 92 75 13 4
4257 One more hit of tartar sauce and this time, hold the hook you sneaky bastard. 1.2283 0.04913 92 73 17 2
4258 ...and we were packed like sardines. And that Flipper was a real asshole. 1.2283 0.05150 92 74 15 3
4259 An’ annudder t’ing, fish don’t drink, we inhale. 1.2283 0.05377 92 75 13 4
4260 A glass of water. Shaken, not stirred. 1.2283 0.05595 92 76 11 5
4261 Some Catfish told me you serve "chum" here, but I think he was just baiting me. 1.2283 0.05150 92 74 15 3
4262 The worst of it? People stare at me more when I'm NOT in the fish bowl. 1.2283 0.05150 92 74 15 3
4263 Call me Wanda one more time and you lose your tip. 1.2283 0.05150 92 74 15 3
4264 I’m waiting for someone, just need global warming to catch up. 1.2283 0.04913 92 73 17 2
4265 I’ll have one tequila worm... hold the hook! 1.2283 0.05150 92 74 15 3
4266 Don’t judge me, sir, I need it to breathe! 1.2283 0.05377 92 75 13 4
4267 I drink like a fish. . . and you’re bald. well duh! 1.2283 0.05377 92 75 13 4
4268 I fell for that worm - hook, line and sinker. 1.2283 0.04913 92 73 17 2
4269 Make it a bubble. 1.2283 0.04913 92 73 17 2
4270 I'll have water, with a splash of bourbon. 1.2283 0.05377 92 75 13 4
4271 What did you expect me to drink like? 1.2283 0.05150 92 74 15 3
4272 Hey! Think theses shots will burn out the amount of plastic i've consumed? 1.2283 0.04913 92 73 17 2
4273 And don't water the drinks 1.2283 0.05150 92 74 15 3
4274 Drink like a person?? How many kids do you have in school, buddy? 1.2268 0.04750 97 77 18 2
4275 Yeah, there's plenty of us, but we're all jerks. 1.2268 0.05386 97 80 12 5
4276 I'm like a fish out of water in this place. 1.2268 0.04750 97 77 18 2
4277 Your girlfriend looks like a fish, too! 1.2268 0.04750 97 77 18 2
4278 She told me I drank like a fash 1.2262 0.05449 84 68 13 3
4279 So you think my story sounds like a fish out of water eh? 1.2258 0.04619 93 73 19 1
4280 I may be drunk, but I can see that hook. 1.2258 0.05100 93 75 15 3
4281 ...and make sure it’s NOT dry 1.2258 0.05100 93 75 15 3
4282 You better be watering down these drinks pal. 1.2258 0.05100 93 75 15 3
4283 Do you have any of those dried shrimp bar snacks? 1.2258 0.04619 93 73 19 1
4284 I hate it when they say, "Don't be coy." 1.2258 0.05100 93 75 15 3
4285 Listen, drinking like one doesn't make me one. 1.2258 0.04866 93 74 17 2
4286 Scotch and Water please... A LOT of water! 1.2258 0.04866 93 74 17 2
4287 Go light on the water. 1.2258 0.05100 93 75 15 3
4288 Yeah, I know there's plenty of people on the land ...but she was special 1.2258 0.04866 93 74 17 2
4289 Well, just trying to get a count on how much does a fish drink. 1.2258 0.05325 93 76 13 4
4290 Are these watered down, because I've had enough of that. 1.2258 0.05325 93 76 13 4
4291 I drink 24 hours a day--don't worry. 1.2258 0.04359 93 72 21 0
4292 Gimme something I can throw back. 1.2247 0.05240 89 72 14 3
4293 And dammit, Spencer Tracy got all the credit. 1.2247 0.05707 89 74 10 5
4294 Just give me the bottle, I drink like a fish. 1.2247 0.05240 89 72 14 3
4295 I know it’s weird since I don’t even drink, but the sushi bar is just not an option for me right now. 1.2247 0.04990 89 71 16 2
4296 My favorite Charles Darwin joke? OK, a fish walks into a bar... 1.2247 0.04449 89 69 20 0
4297 'Vodka martini, not too dry." 1.2247 0.04990 89 71 16 2
4298 No Mickey Finns 1.2247 0.04990 89 71 16 2
4299 With these beer goggles, even you can sleep with the fishes. 1.2247 0.05240 89 72 14 3
4300 What? I paid my tab 3 seconds ago! 1.2247 0.04990 89 71 16 2
4301 And then she said we had to go all the way up river 1.2247 0.05240 89 72 14 3
4302 Oh, I thought you said Crappie Hour. 1.2247 0.05240 89 72 14 3
4303 I'll have a martini, please. Wet. 1.2247 0.04990 89 71 16 2
4304 Telling-tails out of school 1.2247 0.05240 89 72 14 3
4305 Listen, I'll tell you I want water when I want water! 1.2247 0.04990 89 71 16 2
4306 Yes, I was once a goldfish but as a result of a lotta hard work and cosmetic surgery... 1.2247 0.04449 89 69 20 0
4307 Isn’t it obvious I would order 6 doubles? 1.2247 0.05707 89 74 10 5
4308 He said our love was forbidden because I was half fish. But I went to the witch and she made me into a whole fish. What? Why are you looking at me like that? 1.2247 0.05478 89 73 12 4
4309 I'm not complaining just for the Halibut! 1.2247 0.05240 89 72 14 3
4310 I won't take carp from no-one. 1.2247 0.04449 89 69 20 0
4311 She always says "There's something fishy going on".... 1.2247 0.05240 89 72 14 3
4312 One for my bay, B, and one more for the rowed. 1.2247 0.04728 89 70 18 1
4313 Did I say I wanted tonic water? Did I say I wanted club soda? No, mac, I did not. I said I wanted branch water. Branch water on the rocks. That's it. 1.2247 0.04990 89 71 16 2
4314 A martini with two guppies! 1.2247 0.05478 89 73 12 4
4315 It' s a quarter to 3, there's no one in the place except you and me, so set em up Joe, I got a little story you oughta know...of course it might sound a lttle fishy... 1.2247 0.04990 89 71 16 2
4316 So. A shark, an octopus, and a starfish walk into a bar ... 1.2247 0.05240 89 72 14 3
4317 Stop judging me with your eyes! 1.2247 0.05240 89 72 14 3
4318 Things were going great until she left me just for the halibut. 1.2247 0.04990 89 71 16 2
4319 You say I drink like a fish. . . And that seems odd to you why? 1.2247 0.05240 89 72 14 3
4320 So I said to him, 'What do you mean I drink like a fish?' 1.2247 0.04990 89 71 16 2
4321 A rabbi, a priest and a goldfish walk into a bar ... 1.2247 0.05240 89 72 14 3
4322 I said One More For The Flow! 1.2247 0.04990 89 71 16 2
4323 Did you hear the one about the guy who walks into a bar? 1.2247 0.04990 89 71 16 2
4324 Oh yeah ? Well you swim like a human, so there ! 1.2247 0.05478 89 73 12 4
4325 And another thing...how was I ever going to be able to compete with Tom Hanks. 1.2247 0.05240 89 72 14 3
4326 Please, I don't need to be told I'm 'off the hook'. 1.2247 0.04990 89 71 16 2
4327 No, you listen, pal. I know there’s other fish in the sea. 1.2247 0.05240 89 72 14 3
4328 Actually, most of us can't hold our liquor. 1.2247 0.05240 89 72 14 3
4329 The whole goldfish memory thing is a myth. We drink to forget. 1.2247 0.05240 89 72 14 3
4330 Frankly, I feel like a fish out of water. 1.2247 0.05240 89 72 14 3
4331 What do you mean you're out of water too? 1.2247 0.05240 89 72 14 3
4332 If you change me back, I promise never to drink like a fish again! 1.2247 0.05478 89 73 12 4
4333 Stop me if you heard this. 1.2247 0.05707 89 74 10 5
4334 LARGE scotch and water, please. And hold the scotch. 1.2247 0.04728 89 70 18 1
4335 So I'm coming up from a deep dive, and I see this whole yellowtail rigged onto a squid with a double J-hook--I swear, it's the biggest piece of bait.... 1.2247 0.05478 89 73 12 4
4336 It turns out I was not not such a big fish after all! 1.2247 0.04728 89 70 18 1
4337 ...and you serve like a bald guy. 1.2247 0.05240 89 72 14 3
4338 You idiot! I'm supposed to drink like a fish! 1.2247 0.05240 89 72 14 3
4339 Water. Keep it comin'. And you got any peanuts back there? 1.2247 0.04990 89 71 16 2
4340 I'd like it sparkling please. 1.2247 0.05240 89 72 14 3
4341 Don't take this the wrong way... but you have a uniquely oblique-shaped head. 1.2247 0.04990 89 71 16 2
4342 Well how did you expect me to drink? 1.2247 0.04990 89 71 16 2
4343 Just seltzer for me—I’m the designated diver. 1.2247 0.05478 89 73 12 4
4344 Then right before she walked out on me, she told me I definitely did not need a bicycle. 1.2247 0.05478 89 73 12 4
4345 In fact, I do drink like one. 1.2247 0.05240 89 72 14 3
4346 For the last time, I ordered the fish bowl. 1.2247 0.05240 89 72 14 3
4347 You know, at home I really feel like a fish outta water 1.2247 0.05240 89 72 14 3
4348 Next round, make it a Harvey Walleyebanger. 1.2247 0.05240 89 72 14 3
4349 Hope you're ready for a long night. I'm going to drink like *me*. 1.2247 0.05240 89 72 14 3
4350 If I wanted a sea breeze, I would have stayed home.” 1.2247 0.05478 89 73 12 4
4351 Hey buddy, you don't have to tell me I look a little green around the gills! 1.2247 0.04990 89 71 16 2
4352 I wasn't the only fish in the sea. 1.2247 0.04990 89 71 16 2
4353 Gimme a Salt-Water on the Rocks. 1.2247 0.04449 89 69 20 0
4354 C'MON, just one more for the ocean. 1.2247 0.05240 89 72 14 3
4355 Yeah, I know I drink like a fish, that’s why I’m the only one left. 1.2247 0.05478 89 73 12 4
4356 Look, one day I was Charlie Tuna. Now I'm just a fish out of water. 1.2247 0.05240 89 72 14 3
4357 Don’t forget the salt on the rim. 1.2247 0.05478 89 73 12 4
4358 Just add a splash of water 1.2247 0.05240 89 72 14 3
4359 So are you saying I eat, think and vote like one? 1.2247 0.04990 89 71 16 2
4360 So the next time you think about telling someone they’re stewed to the gills, think again. 1.2247 0.04990 89 71 16 2
4361 How many surrealists does it take to change a lightbulb? 1.2247 0.05240 89 72 14 3
4362 Well, if wishes were fishes… I think you know where this is going. 1.2247 0.05240 89 72 14 3
4363 Neil Shubin owes me 1.2247 0.05240 89 72 14 3
4364 Let me guess, and you drink like a human? 1.2247 0.05240 89 72 14 3
4365 Scotch and soda, no wisecracks, and we'll get along swimmingly. 1.2247 0.04990 89 71 16 2
4366 I will not be driving tonight. 1.2247 0.04990 89 71 16 2
4367 Don't give me that look; what were you expecting? 1.2247 0.04990 89 71 16 2
4368 Nah, I'm quitting running with the school, gonna settle down and spawn" 1.2247 0.04990 89 71 16 2
4369 I wouldn't trust a fish out of water who doesn't drink, would you? 1.2247 0.04990 89 71 16 2
4370 Sex on the Beach makes being a fish out of water more tolerable. 1.2247 0.04990 89 71 16 2
4371 ... and "drink like a fish" doesn't sound odd?! 1.2247 0.04728 89 70 18 1
4372 What should I drink like? A giraffe? 1.2247 0.05240 89 72 14 3
4373 I don't want white wine. Just a very, very large glass of water 1.2247 0.04449 89 69 20 0
4374 You’re out of your element, Donny! 1.2247 0.05240 89 72 14 3
4375 You were recommended by a guy I know who is known to "drink like a fish", but I don't see what the fuss was all about. 1.2247 0.05707 89 74 10 5
4376 Maybe YOU drink like a fish. 1.2247 0.05240 89 72 14 3
4377 Do you mind if I just have water? 1.2247 0.04990 89 71 16 2
4378 Have you ever been swimming with the fishes, pal? 1.2247 0.04728 89 70 18 1
4379 Your stools are slippery. 1.2247 0.04990 89 71 16 2
4380 I've heard my reputation precedes me. 1.2247 0.05240 89 72 14 3
4381 I need another—I’m out of water. 1.2247 0.05240 89 72 14 3
4382 Actually, the genie in your bathroom got it right. 1.2247 0.04990 89 71 16 2
4383 I drink like a what? Come over here and say that! 1.2247 0.05240 89 72 14 3
4384 What, you've never seen anyone drink like a fish? 1.2247 0.04990 89 71 16 2
4385 The one thing I don't have to worry about is "drunk-dialing". 1.2247 0.05478 89 73 12 4
4386 Do you believe me now? Fish do not drink water! 1.2247 0.05478 89 73 12 4
4387 I need a shot of evolution on the rocks. 1.2247 0.04990 89 71 16 2
4388 I'll have whiskey and salt water on the side. 1.2247 0.04728 89 70 18 1
4389 By which she meant, I’m guessing, a million other romantic partners to pick from. But it was how she said it… 1.2247 0.05478 89 73 12 4
4390 Ever feel like a fish out of water? 1.2247 0.05240 89 72 14 3
4391 One extra dry vodka martini, shaken, not stirred. 1.2247 0.04728 89 70 18 1
4392 Something salty 1.2247 0.05478 89 73 12 4
4393 No! Truth isn’t truth. You’re the one who drinks like a fish. 1.2247 0.05240 89 72 14 3
4394 You can keep the booze...I just need some water. 1.2247 0.04990 89 71 16 2
4395 YOU look a fish out of water! 1.2247 0.04728 89 70 18 1
4396 Hey, you think this is my first time getting tanked? 1.2247 0.04990 89 71 16 2
4397 Got one for you..Two men walk into a bar... 1.2247 0.04990 89 71 16 2
4398 Whatever,with a splash of sea water. 1.2247 0.05240 89 72 14 3
4399 I know what you're thinking... 1.2247 0.04728 89 70 18 1
4400 I'd like a Vodka martini, but please make it dry! 1.2247 0.05478 89 73 12 4
4401 Let’s run a tab. I drink like a fish. 1.2247 0.05478 89 73 12 4
4402 |Please, not another 'drink like a fish' crack. 1.2247 0.05478 89 73 12 4
4403 Not me; I swim in it. 1.2247 0.04990 89 71 16 2
4404 They keep telling me to get back in my lane if I want to be accepted. 1.2247 0.05240 89 72 14 3
4405 I feel like a fish out of water. Gimme a drink. 1.2247 0.04990 89 71 16 2
4406 YOU drink like ME. You savvy? 1.2247 0.05478 89 73 12 4
4407 You serve drinks like a human. 1.2247 0.05240 89 72 14 3
4408 Then she said, “There’s plenty of fish in the ocean!” And left. 1.2247 0.04728 89 70 18 1
4409 Like my mother always said, "there's plenty of humans in the city". 1.2247 0.04990 89 71 16 2
4410 I'm done. Can you call me a water taxi? 1.2247 0.04728 89 70 18 1
4411 man, you know the real problem? political correctness 1.2247 0.04990 89 71 16 2
4412 How else could I drink? 1.2247 0.05707 89 74 10 5
4413 Start pouring. This is how I drink......Don't be koi about it. 1.2247 0.04728 89 70 18 1
4414 I heard you got Morty got tanked last night. 1.2247 0.05240 89 72 14 3
4415 And don’t throw out the bottle until I get my worm. 1.2247 0.04728 89 70 18 1
4416 Whadaya mean you’re cutting me off? I am far from tanked! 1.2247 0.05240 89 72 14 3
4417 I never used to have a drinking problem. 1.2247 0.04990 89 71 16 2
4418 One more crack about drinking like a fish and I'll shut this place down. 1.2247 0.05478 89 73 12 4
4419 I know a good plastic surgeon. 1.2247 0.05240 89 72 14 3
4420 Believe me, I really don't need to hear another "A fish comes into a bar....." joke. 1.2247 0.05240 89 72 14 3
4421 Everyone gets a girl but me. Even my cousin got that mute woman. 1.2247 0.05240 89 72 14 3
4422 yeah, yeah, I'm sick of hearing it. Everyone tells me I drink like a human. 1.2247 0.04990 89 71 16 2
4423 I used to be a frog, then a princess kissed me turning me into this! 1.2247 0.04728 89 70 18 1
4424 ....and now let me tell you about the one that got away! 1.2247 0.05478 89 73 12 4
4425 A shot of worms, please. Hold the mezcal. 1.2247 0.04728 89 70 18 1
4426 So get this. I threw this gal a line, but she said I was too dry... 1.2247 0.05707 89 74 10 5
4427 Did I tell you the one about the lobster. the clam and the butter? 1.2247 0.05478 89 73 12 4
4428 I feel like I'm out of water. 1.2247 0.04728 89 70 18 1
4429 Doncha dare say it! 1.2247 0.04728 89 70 18 1
4430 I'm not lying. I'll pay my tab as soon as I get the treasure chest that scuba man is guarding. 1.2247 0.05707 89 74 10 5
4431 Hit me again. My home and body are already polluted, so there should be no issue with my becoming intoxicated." 1.2247 0.05478 89 73 12 4
4432 Oh well, plenty more humans on the land, right? 1.2247 0.04990 89 71 16 2
4433 Take it from me--don't get in a hurry to upscale. 1.2247 0.04728 89 70 18 1
4434 I KNOW IT SOUNDS LIKE I'M TALKING OUT OF SCHOOL. 1.2247 0.04728 89 70 18 1
4435 I NEED this. Litterally. I'll die if I stop drinking. 1.2247 0.05240 89 72 14 3
4436 What do you mean you’re cutting me off? I only remember having the one drink! 1.2247 0.05240 89 72 14 3
4437 Just say something nice 1.2247 0.05240 89 72 14 3
4438 Scotch on the rocks. I’ve been feeling a bit under the water, lately. 1.2247 0.04990 89 71 16 2
4439 Laid. Not filleted. 1.2247 0.05240 89 72 14 3
4440 Better not be any vermouth in these! 1.2247 0.05240 89 72 14 3
4441 No, I'm not out of water. Scotch neat, please. 1.2247 0.05240 89 72 14 3
4442 Have you heard the one about the rabbi and the frog? 1.2247 0.04990 89 71 16 2
4443 The one with the worm in the bottle. 1.2247 0.04990 89 71 16 2
4444 I'm out of water, so give me a tall one, please. 1.2247 0.04990 89 71 16 2
4445 Carpe Drink'em Buddy, another round. 1.2247 0.05240 89 72 14 3
4446 Annnnd I’ll tell ya another thing, :hiccup: , Aquaman is verrrrry unrealistic. 1.2247 0.04990 89 71 16 2
4447 I'll never fin in here, will I ? 1.2247 0.04990 89 71 16 2
4448 I'll go back to my lake once Fish Fry Friday is over, buddy. 1.2247 0.05240 89 72 14 3
4449 So...there I was flip-flopping from one career to another, and I just thought to myself, "What am I thinking?" 1.2247 0.05240 89 72 14 3
4450 How about this one? A rabbi, a priest, and a halibut walk into a bar. . . . 1.2247 0.05478 89 73 12 4
4451 Drink like a fish? Wow, I've never heard that before 1.2247 0.05707 89 74 10 5
4452 I'm not a Wahoo, but I still drink like a fish! 1.2247 0.04728 89 70 18 1
4453 Something with bubbles 1.2247 0.05478 89 73 12 4
4454 Look, I can't help it that I'm not a gorilla. 1.2247 0.04990 89 71 16 2
4455 Luca Brazzi slept with a lot of fishes. 1.2245 0.04925 98 79 16 3
4456 JD and water, and not that water from the ocean!!! 1.2245 0.05335 98 81 12 5
4457 These shots taste fishy. Are you sure this is organic tequila? 1.2245 0.04925 98 79 16 3
4458 Don't act so surprised, cutie. My reputation precedes me. 1.2245 0.05335 98 81 12 5
4459 Scotch and water, Joe. A large tank of water. 1.2235 0.04844 85 67 17 1
4460 I can tell when its been watered down. 1.2234 0.05273 94 77 13 4
4461 What do you mean I'm tanked to the gills? 1.2234 0.05052 94 76 15 3
4462 So, I sez to her, I sez, 'Yeah, well you go find that other fish in the sea!' 1.2234 0.04820 94 75 17 2
4463 You could say I'm hooked on Amaro. 1.2234 0.04820 94 75 17 2
4464 Glenlivet 12, no ice 1.2234 0.05273 94 77 13 4
4465 I'll have another. And keep your similes to yourself. 1.2234 0.05273 94 77 13 4
4466 You need more regulars who drink like I do 1.2234 0.05052 94 76 15 3
4467 Her name was Dora, she was the b- ah forget it, leggy. You wouldn't understand 1.2234 0.05486 94 78 11 5
4468 Say it again, Barkeep, and see what happens. 1.2234 0.05052 94 76 15 3
4469 This stuff is weak compared to what’s in my tank. (Buuuuurrrrppppp). 1.2234 0.05486 94 78 11 5
4470 How should I drink!? 1.2234 0.05052 94 76 15 3
4471 Of course I drink like a fish. Whad'ya explect.? 1.2234 0.05273 94 77 13 4
4472 Trust me pal, I’ve had a lifetime of water! 1.2234 0.04820 94 75 17 2
4473 I'll take 3,000 waters. 1.2234 0.05273 94 77 13 4
4474 Just for the halibut,don't you scale back me on. I've brought us what like seems like fishy business,but people have bought it hook line and sinker! 1.2222 0.05188 90 73 14 3
4475 They lured me in with a big, fat nightcrawler. Turns out it was just a bait 'n switch. 1.2222 0.05188 90 73 14 3
4476 No jokes about drinking like a fish... 1.2222 0.05188 90 73 14 3
4477 Now that’s a whale of a tale! 1.2222 0.05423 90 74 12 4
4478 Nobody drinks like me. 1.2222 0.05188 90 73 14 3
4479 That's what I keep telling you people, I don't "drink like a fish", I am a fish! 1.2222 0.04941 90 72 16 2
4480 Yes, that's right -- I don't want my drink watered down. 1.2222 0.05188 90 73 14 3
4481 I'll have a large tank of vodka, light on the bubbles, with a twist of seaweed and a tiny diver. 1.2222 0.05188 90 73 14 3
4482 How about one more for the seven seas. 1.2222 0.05188 90 73 14 3
4483 Thie guy was THIS BIG. 1.2222 0.05188 90 73 14 3
4484 Well, he tried to swallow me first. 1.2222 0.05188 90 73 14 3
4485 Well, of course I drink like a fish! What else did you expect?" 1.2222 0.05087 99 81 14 4
4486 No, nothing for me, thanks. 1.2222 0.04682 90 71 18 1
4487 They’re for hydration 1.2222 0.05423 90 74 12 4
4488 So I told her, "I drink like a fish because I am a fish!" 1.2222 0.05188 90 73 14 3
4489 Keep bringing me fetid aquarium water 'til I'm belly up on the floor! 1.2222 0.05423 90 74 12 4
4490 I suppose you think I drink like a fish. 1.2222 0.05648 90 75 10 5
4491 Make it a double. My business is under water. 1.2222 0.04941 90 72 16 2
4492 This bar is a real dive 1.2222 0.05188 90 73 14 3
4493 My audition was 10 times as good as that clown fish prick's, but he had that little fin and they gave him the part on sympathy. 1.2222 0.05188 90 73 14 3
4494 My friends say I drink like a human! 1.2222 0.05188 90 73 14 3
4495 You can’t be out of water. 1.2222 0.05423 90 74 12 4
4496 I swam upstream, I drink like a fish...but...I'm not swimming with the fish! Not yet! 1.2222 0.05188 90 73 14 3
4497 Do I look like a metaphor? 1.2222 0.04682 90 71 18 1
4498 Aww come on Joe, just one more for up the river. 1.2222 0.04407 90 70 20 0
4499 Bartender, I am feeling a little green around the gills. How about a Shark Tank and keep tapping on the glass. 1.2222 0.04941 90 72 16 2
4500 This is the third time this week I've been stewed to the gills. 1.2222 0.04682 90 71 18 1
4501 On a day like yesterday, one drink would have been enough. 1.2222 0.04941 90 72 16 2
4502 Suddenly bartender Ralph realized where the term came from.... 1.2222 0.05188 90 73 14 3
4503 Get used to it, Sam.....you may be the only source of potable water available to us now that Trump's EPA is in charge! 1.2222 0.05648 90 75 10 5
4504 It’s not true, but now there is no truth. 1.2222 0.04682 90 71 18 1
4505 We have the same hair style. Who's your barber? 1.2222 0.04941 90 72 16 2
4506 -Any orcas phone numbers? 1.2222 0.05648 90 75 10 5
4507 I demand a straw for my drink! 1.2222 0.05286 99 82 12 5
4508 Don't tell me you're not watering down the booze, I''m breathing and drinking at the same time, dumb ass ! 1.2222 0.05648 90 75 10 5
4509 No .. I never use a bathroom. 1.2222 0.05188 90 73 14 3
4510 Drink like a fish? You're damn right buddy, so keep em coming. 1.2222 0.05316 72 57 14 1
4511 Give me a tequila with the worm. 1.2222 0.04941 90 72 16 2
4512 4 more of these and I become a mermaid. 1.2222 0.05423 90 74 12 4
4513 Hair of the walrus. 1.2222 0.05188 90 73 14 3
4514 I'll have tequila with the worm, please. 1.2222 0.04682 90 71 18 1
4515 I'm a fish out of water,and I'm as dry as the sands of Timbuktu. 1.2222 0.05423 90 74 12 4
4516 One Mickey Finn and I can sleep with the fishes any time I want. 1.2222 0.05188 90 73 14 3
4517 Damnedest thing, I say. There I was, all comfy in the swamp and then, poof, some knucklehead drained it. 1.2222 0.04682 90 71 18 1
4518 So we're agreed...No more goldfish, just pretzels and peanuts from now on! 1.2222 0.05423 90 74 12 4
4519 The fresh water fish have it all wrong! SALT fixes everything! 1.2222 0.04682 90 71 18 1
4520 So you'll give a man a fish, but you wont't give a fish another drink? 1.2222 0.04941 90 72 16 2
4521 Bartender, could you hook me up with another glass of bubbly? 1.2222 0.05188 90 73 14 3
4522 My idiot boss is making me take time off. Said I need to dry out. 1.2222 0.04682 90 71 18 1
4523 Hit me again, Joe. It's the first day of school. 1.2222 0.05188 90 73 14 3
4524 A glass of your finest water. 1.2222 0.05423 90 74 12 4
4525 A monkfish, an angel shark and a jewfish walk into a bar... 1.2222 0.05648 90 75 10 5
4526 Can you believe my ex-wife got Sole custody because she told the judge that I drink like a fish? 1.2222 0.04407 90 70 20 0
4527 There are no red fish; there ares no blue fish; there's only the United Fi . . . Ahhh, whatever! 1.2222 0.05423 90 74 12 4
4528 Tonight I'm going to drink like a human. 1.2222 0.05188 90 73 14 3
4529 Hey, I'm not 'drowning in' anything, buddy. 1.2222 0.05188 90 73 14 3
4530 'Though I'm sometimes called "full-figured", I do prefer the word svelte. 1.2222 0.05423 90 74 12 4
4531 Yes, Bob - in case you’re wondering, it IS offensive. 1.2222 0.04682 90 71 18 1
4532 Gimme a fish out of water - on the rocks 1.2222 0.04941 90 72 16 2
4533 My wife’s an old trout. 1.2222 0.05188 90 73 14 3
4534 DOUBLE GRASSHOPPER 1.2222 0.05423 90 74 12 4
4535 Well, if you spot me, we can see if the old adage is true! 1.2222 0.04941 90 72 16 2
4536 How the hell else?! 1.2222 0.04941 90 72 16 2
4537 Wait’ll you meet my sister! 1.2222 0.05188 90 73 14 3
4538 Remember that joke about a fish walking into bar" said the fish. Bartender stares in amazement "I guess we're about to find out 1.2222 0.05188 90 73 14 3
4539 This is how a fish drinks. 1.2222 0.05188 90 73 14 3
4540 "Yeah, no way I get a dry martini back home. 1.2222 0.04941 90 72 16 2
4541 Drinking Like a Fish 1.2222 0.05188 90 73 14 3
4542 Happy day my eye. She ate every one that looked like me. 1.2222 0.04941 90 72 16 2
4543 Scotch and water. Light on the water. 1.2222 0.05423 90 74 12 4
4544 Don't say a word. 1.2222 0.05188 90 73 14 3
4545 I was suppose to star in SPLASH 1.2222 0.05423 90 74 12 4
4546 Is that a land urchin on your face? 1.2222 0.05188 90 73 14 3
4547 NO-I don't drink water--people swim in it. 1.2222 0.05188 90 73 14 3
4548 How come my drinks are always watered down? 1.2222 0.05188 90 73 14 3
4549 (sigh) "Ichthyologists keep denying I exist." 1.2222 0.04941 90 72 16 2
4550 Barkeep where is my shot? I asked for it 3 seconds ago. 1.2222 0.05423 90 74 12 4
4551 You're in for a long night. I drink like a fish. 1.2222 0.05188 90 73 14 3
4552 How would you like to always be the 'One that Got Away?' 1.2222 0.04682 90 71 18 1
4553 Carpe Diem, of course, I want water with it 1.2222 0.05188 90 73 14 3
4554 no scotch just water. 1.2222 0.05188 90 73 14 3
4555 Actually, I like my martinis dry. 1.2222 0.05423 90 74 12 4
4556 well DUH,i am a fish 1.2222 0.04941 90 72 16 2
4557 If my mate calls, tell her I'm not here. 1.2222 0.04682 90 71 18 1
4558 They call me Tondelayo.... 1.2222 0.04941 90 72 16 2
4559 I am not tanked to the gills! 1.2222 0.04941 90 72 16 2
4560 Un ceviche con tequila. Por favor 1.2222 0.05423 90 74 12 4
4561 What kind of joke is that? No, I don’t want a straw. 1.2222 0.05188 90 73 14 3
4562 ...and then she has the gall to say I drink like a fish... 1.2222 0.05188 90 73 14 3
4563 I said ...Water with a drop of Scotch 1.2222 0.04682 90 71 18 1
4564 Did you expect me to drink like a kitten? 1.2222 0.05423 90 74 12 4
4565 I’ll drink the way I want to drink! 1.2222 0.05188 90 73 14 3
4566 Boy do I need a drink, I feel like a fish out of water. 1.2222 0.04682 90 71 18 1
4567 What?! She was fishing for a compliment, so I told her she drinks like one! Oh well, more for me! 1.2222 0.05423 90 74 12 4
4568 You'd drink too, if you knew you were all washed up! 1.2222 0.04682 90 71 18 1
4569 I swear, she looked just like a mermaid! 1.2222 0.05188 90 73 14 3
4570 Give me a Global Warming on the rocks with a twist. 1.2222 0.04941 90 72 16 2
4571 You're G. Gordon Liddy? Yeah, right, and I'm Nemo the Clownfish. 1.2222 0.05423 90 74 12 4
4572 I'm dying for an ice cold glass of plastic 1.2222 0.05865 90 76 8 6
4573 Say 'I bet you drink like a fish' one more time! 1.2222 0.05188 90 73 14 3
4574 I planned to be a lawyer, but I couldn't pass the bar 1.2222 0.05188 90 73 14 3
4575 One more for the pond 1.2222 0.04941 90 72 16 2
4576 So, I said to the guy, 'Listen pal, I know you think you can drink like a fish, but look who you're talking to!' 1.2222 0.05188 90 73 14 3
4577 So I swiped right 1.2222 0.05188 90 73 14 3
4578 A bottle of tequila and don't be stingy with the worm, pal. 1.2222 0.05423 90 74 12 4
4579 Oh yeah!? Well you've had enough air!" 1.2222 0.05188 90 73 14 3
4580 After the ocean and the spawning grounds, this is my third place. 1.2222 0.05865 90 76 8 6
4581 For the last time. He pronounces it "sal-MARN" not "sam-uh n"! 1.2222 0.04941 90 72 16 2
4582 I'll take a large vat of distilled water...and make it neat. 1.2222 0.04941 90 72 16 2
4583 What do you mean I can't hold my liquor? 1.2222 0.05423 90 74 12 4
4584 Listen, Gil, the size of your drinks aren't up to scale. 1.2222 0.05423 90 74 12 4
4585 I came from a small pond. 1.2222 0.04941 90 72 16 2
4586 Ever since I got out of water, drinking has become a necessity for me! 1.2222 0.05188 90 73 14 3
4587 When the Acid Kicks In... 1.2222 0.04941 90 72 16 2
4588 Could I get a really big glass of water? 1.2222 0.04941 90 72 16 2
4589 You think you can drink like a fish? Buddy, I am a fish!” 1.2222 0.04941 90 72 16 2
4590 "You can't shut me off, I've got a right to drink like a fish! 1.2222 0.05423 90 74 12 4
4591 You get a little too tipsy, then one flush later you're wandering the sewers. 1.2222 0.04941 90 72 16 2
4592 Drink like a fish" IS a microagression, pal 1.2222 0.04941 90 72 16 2
4593 Then she says: You drink like a fish! Then pooof! 1.2222 0.05423 90 74 12 4
4594 She was such a cold fish, man, she wouldn't even talk to me when I said hello. 1.2222 0.05423 90 74 12 4
4595 It was a rough first day back at school. I feel like a fish out of water. 1.2222 0.05188 90 73 14 3
4596 You just keep the drinks coming!! I'm pretty sure I know what being 'Sloshed' feels like and I AIN'T THERE!!! 1.2222 0.05188 90 73 14 3
4597 Donn't shay it... (hic)... Don't you shay it! 1.2222 0.05188 90 73 14 3
4598 What gives? I heard this was a wet bar. 1.2222 0.05423 90 74 12 4
4599 Do not say one word about how I drink like a fish . 1.2222 0.05188 90 73 14 3
4600 There was something fishy about that last drink. 1.2222 0.05423 90 74 12 4
4601 A martini, wet. 1.2222 0.05423 90 74 12 4
4602 Whatever will get me tanked the fastest. 1.2222 0.05423 90 74 12 4
4603 NO. I said just like the last one.... 1.2222 0.04682 90 71 18 1
4604 Drinking like a fish makes me your best customer 1.2222 0.04941 90 72 16 2
4605 So a carp, trout and salmon walk into a bar” 1.2222 0.04941 90 72 16 2
4606 I only drink Mezcal for the worm okay! 1.2222 0.04682 90 71 18 1
4607 So these 2 priests walk into a sushi bar.... 1.2222 0.04682 90 71 18 1
4608 On a scale of 1 to 10 that mustache is definitely a 10. 1.2222 0.04407 90 70 20 0
4609 Gimme a Fish Bowl ASAP, hold the ice 1.2222 0.05423 90 74 12 4
4610 The all-liquid diet just wasn't for me. 1.2222 0.04682 90 71 18 1
4611 The just let me out of the drunk tank. 1.2222 0.05423 90 74 12 4
4612 I just want to taste something besides my own pee. 1.2222 0.05648 90 75 10 5
4613 I had better quit know. I'm drinking like a fish. 1.2222 0.05188 90 73 14 3
4614 And so I says to the guy, don't come cryin' to me when they scrap the DCEU. 1.2222 0.04941 90 72 16 2
4615 A double martini, and 3 pitchers of water! 1.2222 0.05188 90 73 14 3
4616 Sweet veins dude. You're lookin' fucken vascular bro. Anyway I cant pay for these cause I'm a fish 1.2222 0.05423 90 74 12 4
4617 You know, asking me about my drivers license is edging into pescaphobia 1.2222 0.05648 90 75 10 5
4618 We don’t all have drinking problems, sir. 1.2222 0.05648 90 75 10 5
4619 Please don't worry. We're just a steakhouse. 1.2222 0.05188 90 73 14 3
4620 I am gonna drink like myself. 1.2211 0.05004 95 77 15 3
4621 Listen fella, only one of us is allowed to be out of water. 1.2211 0.05223 95 78 13 4
4622 You wanna see 'drink like a fish?' I'LL show you 'drink like a fish!' 1.2211 0.05635 95 80 9 6
4623 I’m here to show you how. 1.2211 0.05004 95 77 15 3
4624 Make it another natural selection. 1.2211 0.04775 95 76 17 2
4625 DO YOU HAVE VEGAN VODKA ? 1.2211 0.05004 95 77 15 3
4626 An extra wet martini, bartender. 1.2211 0.04775 95 76 17 2
4627 Ya, and you bartend like a bald-headed guy with a mustache 1.2211 0.05004 95 77 15 3
4628 Can't you see, I'm a fish out of water? 1.2211 0.05223 95 78 13 4
4629 Did you hear the one about a fish out of water who walked into a bar? 1.2211 0.04775 95 76 17 2
4630 Lots of good fish in the sea, you say? 1.2211 0.05223 95 78 13 4
4631 Hey, Bub, you're a little skimpy with those Tequila worms! 1.2211 0.04534 95 75 19 1
4632 Call me an odd fish if you like but I don't drink that often. 1.2211 0.05004 95 77 15 3
4633 Yeah, I spent my whole damn life working the docks. 1.2211 0.04534 95 75 19 1
4634 I heard you serve goldfish at the bar. 1.2211 0.05004 95 77 15 3
4635 Please not another fish tale. 1.2209 0.04794 86 68 17 1
4636 I'm looking "a little green behind the gills"?! You don't get to say that! That's OUR word." 1.2200 0.05238 100 83 12 5
4637 Hey! Only I can say that. 1.2198 0.04893 91 73 16 2
4638 ...so then, guess what my brother-in-law tells me... 'go fish'...I mean, you can't make this stuff up! 1.2198 0.04893 91 73 16 2
4639 Yeah, yeah, yeah. I know. I drink like a fish. 1.2198 0.04893 91 73 16 2
4640 Sweetheart, I’ll tell you when I’m like a fish! 1.2198 0.05136 91 74 14 3
4641 How would you like to be constantly body shamed?" 1.2198 0.04893 91 73 16 2
4642 Hey, fish have got to drink too. 1.2198 0.05591 91 76 10 5
4643 You better keep 'em coming, because I'm getting drunk as a skunk tonight. 1.2198 0.04893 91 73 16 2
4644 I'm here to drink like a fish out of water. 1.2198 0.05369 91 75 12 4
4645 'barcade is a big pond' 1.2198 0.05369 91 75 12 4
4646 Yes I do. And I always will. 1.2198 0.05369 91 75 12 4
4647 Why the fat face? 1.2198 0.05369 91 75 12 4
4648 What if I do drink like a fish 1.2198 0.05136 91 74 14 3
4649 Just pass the bottle of Old Pond Water 1.2198 0.04636 91 72 18 1
4650 So, a man swims into an aquarium, and the shark says "...…. 1.2198 0.04893 91 73 16 2
4651 Tinder sucks. 1.2198 0.04893 91 73 16 2
4652 A Rabbi, a Priest, and Cod walk into a bar. 1.2198 0.05136 91 74 14 3
4653 .....keep them coming. I’v Been feeling like a fish out of water all day! 1.2198 0.04893 91 73 16 2
4654 And a salt water back. 1.2198 0.04893 91 73 16 2
4655 I’m drinking AS a fish. 1.2198 0.05136 91 74 14 3
4656 I’ll have a beer and an order of human and chips, please 1.2198 0.05136 91 74 14 3
4657 Listen, buddy, I've got reasons for drinking like a fish. 1.2198 0.05136 91 74 14 3
4658 Yeah, I walked in here with a lobster and a dolphin. What of it 1.2198 0.05369 91 75 12 4
4659 I figure if I'm going to drink like one ... 1.2198 0.04636 91 72 18 1
4660 My wife says I drink like a fish. Like, I AM a fish. 1.2198 0.05369 91 75 12 4
4661 Whaddaya mean, don't be koi with me? 1.2198 0.05136 91 74 14 3
4662 So I drink like a fish. What's your problem?! 1.2198 0.05369 91 75 12 4
4663 You can skip the whiskey, just water back. 1.2198 0.05136 91 74 14 3
4664 When you're the big fish you can never stop worrying about somebody flipping. 1.2188 0.05381 96 80 11 5
4665 Yeah, yeah, I drink like a fish. 1.2188 0.04730 96 77 17 2
4666 Listen Mac, I'll carp at you if I want to. 1.2188 0.04957 96 78 15 3
4667 And then she told me there are plenty of other fish in the sea 1.2188 0.05774 96 82 7 7
4668 Listen buddy, I don't have to drink. I can stop whenever I want. Now get me a water! 1.2188 0.04730 96 77 17 2
4669 A visual depiction of “washed up at the bar.” 1.2184 0.05019 87 70 15 2
4670 Is the worm free if you finish the bottle? 1.2184 0.05279 87 71 13 3
4671 If I hear one more person say I drink like a fish... 1.2184 0.04746 87 69 17 1
4672 No, I do NOT want another water! 1.2184 0.05279 87 71 13 3
4673 Any trout er stout on tap? 1.2184 0.05019 87 70 15 2
4674 Water, neat. Leave the bowl. 1.2184 0.05763 87 73 9 5
4675 Yeah I drink like a fish and swim like an alcoholic 1.2184 0.05019 87 70 15 2
4676 You should've seen the size of the minnow I caught last week... 1.2184 0.05019 87 70 15 2
4677 Listen buddy, I'd like nothing more than to crawl inside that bottle. 1.2184 0.05019 87 70 15 2
4678 ...shaken, not stirred—with Leech stuffed Olives. 1.2184 0.05526 87 72 11 4
4679 And one for the creek. 1.2184 0.05019 87 70 15 2
4680 You call that a dry martini? 1.2184 0.04455 87 68 19 0
4681 I know it sounds fishy but... 1.2184 0.05019 87 70 15 2
4682 Sir, why do you always insist on adding water to my beverage? 1.2184 0.05279 87 71 13 3
4683 Did you hear the one about the invertebrate who walks into a bar? 1.2184 0.05019 87 70 15 2
4684 I'll show you exactly what it means to drink like a fish. 1.2184 0.04746 87 69 17 1
4685 I'm starting to think that you are trying to get me hooked. 1.2184 0.05019 87 70 15 2
4686 Quick. Give me another one. I'm drowning over here. 1.2184 0.05019 87 70 15 2
4687 A pike,a carp and a haddock drift into a bar... 1.2184 0.05279 87 71 13 3
4688 You try drinking that plastic filled, acidified, warm putrid water. Then tell me when I've had enough. 1.2184 0.05019 87 70 15 2
4689 Now that’s my kind of deep six. 1.2184 0.04746 87 69 17 1
4690 'Drinks like a fish' has it all over 'Sleeps with the fishes' 1.2184 0.05019 87 70 15 2
4691 Hey, whaddaya mean you're outta water? I'M outta water. 1.2184 0.05763 87 73 9 5
4692 Hey,is this a bait and switch? 1.2184 0.05279 87 71 13 3
4693 My wife ran off with a Shark. 1.2184 0.05019 87 70 15 2
4694 A It takes a few drinks for the idea of swimming upstream to spawn to be enticing. 1.2184 0.05019 87 70 15 2
4695 No - I don't remember giving you my keys! 1.2184 0.05526 87 72 11 4
4696 And don't skimp on the water! 1.2184 0.05279 87 71 13 3
4697 Hey, you drink your way, and I'll drink my way. 1.2184 0.04746 87 69 17 1
4698 And a another water-back. 1.2184 0.05279 87 71 13 3
4699 Don't judge me! I'm suppose to drink like a fish. 1.2184 0.04746 87 69 17 1
4700 There's not as many of us as you might think, hotshot. 1.2184 0.05019 87 70 15 2
4701 Gimme one more. I wanna be so drunk I could drown. 1.2184 0.05279 87 71 13 3
4702 ...then for the punchline, I pointed to my pint and said "fillet," but the place was full of Yanks and they didn't get it. 1.2184 0.05526 87 72 11 4
4703 Well if you’d refill my glass, I wouldn’t be a fish out of water. 1.2184 0.05526 87 72 11 4
4704 There ain't a simile good enough for how I drink, pal. 1.2184 0.05019 87 70 15 2
4705 Hey Bud, you're the one who smells fishy. 1.2184 0.04746 87 69 17 1
4706 What the hell is water? 1.2184 0.05279 87 71 13 3
4707 I’m drinking like a what? 1.2184 0.04746 87 69 17 1
4708 You're already had three margaritas. I'm not going to let you drink like a fish. 1.2184 0.05526 87 72 11 4
4709 Keep them coming, I intend to get full to the gills tonight! 1.2184 0.05019 87 70 15 2
4710 No, I don't drink like a fish. I drink like a carp. Now hit me. 1.2184 0.05279 87 71 13 3
4711 I’m a Salmon if I say I am, ok? 1.2174 0.05315 92 76 12 4
4712 When do the lizards start showing up? 1.2174 0.04592 92 73 18 1
4713 Again barkeep. That barely wet my whistle. 1.2174 0.04845 92 74 16 2
4714 I've never been more hydrated in my life. 1.2174 0.04845 92 74 16 2
4715 I'll have a tequila and a water, extra worm...hold the tequila. 1.2174 0.04592 92 73 18 1
4716 If I ate people, you’d look at me different too! 1.2174 0.05315 92 76 12 4
4717 For some it's the smell of tequila, for me, rocks. 1.2174 0.04845 92 74 16 2
4718 Your barstools are for the birds! 1.2174 0.05086 92 75 14 3
4719 Large fishing schooner. On the rocks. 1.2169 0.04551 83 65 18 0
4720 I had to get out of there... it was a dry county. 1.2159 0.04968 88 71 15 2
4721 What do you mean no service? I thought this was a seafood bar! 1.2159 0.05469 88 73 11 4
4722 Tell you what: you let me drink like a fish and I won't ask you to whether you have papers. 1.2159 0.05225 88 72 13 3
4723 Sorry, I was having some flashbacks. 1.2159 0.05225 88 72 13 3
4724 Guess if it's not the booze, it's the toxic algae that'll kill me. Give me another, good Sir. 1.2159 0.04968 88 71 15 2
4725 I’ll have a bowl of water and the sushi menu 1.2159 0.05469 88 73 11 4
4726 Yeah, yeah, yeah. I drink like a fish! 1.2159 0.05225 88 72 13 3
4727 So? What do you expect me to drink like? 1.2159 0.05469 88 73 11 4
4728 Ok handsome, I'll take the bait. 1.2159 0.04698 88 70 17 1
4729 Have you heard the one about a shark, a dolphin, and a tuna who go into a bar?" 1.2159 0.05225 88 72 13 3
4730 And I resent the influence that being a female has anything to do with me not needing a bicycle! 1.2159 0.04968 88 71 15 2
4731 Water...............to go. 1.2159 0.04968 88 71 15 2
4732 Keep 'em coming, and you won't hear me singing "How dry I am." 1.2159 0.05225 88 72 13 3
4733 Like I've never heard THAT one before. 1.2159 0.05225 88 72 13 3
4734 You lured me in - hook, line, and sinker. Now that I am drinking like a fish, you do a bait and switch and serve me watered-down drinks! 1.2159 0.05469 88 73 11 4
4735 Don't tell me, you're the one that got away" 1.2159 0.04968 88 71 15 2
4736 Long time no sea, Joe. 1.2159 0.05225 88 72 13 3
4737 Hey, you weren't there. You didn't see the one that got away. 1.2159 0.04968 88 71 15 2
4738 Of course fish drink. Why do you think I'm here? 1.2159 0.05225 88 72 13 3
4739 Is it true that some humans drink like a fish? 1.2159 0.04411 88 69 19 0
4740 Now I want a Nantucket Bourbon with your Old Cape Cod ale. 1.2159 0.05225 88 72 13 3
4741 You think that you're a man just because you can grow that mustache? 1.2159 0.04968 88 71 15 2
4742 I’ll have a “Fish Bowl” straight up. 1.2159 0.04968 88 71 15 2
4743 You're damned right I drink like a fish - a Siamese FIGHTING fish. Now, pour me another! 1.2159 0.05225 88 72 13 3
4744 What pisses me off the most is this constant objectification - like I'm an item on a menue. 1.2159 0.04968 88 71 15 2
4745 Can you believe she had the audacity to ask for more water? 1.2159 0.05927 88 75 7 6
4746 I'll drink however I damn well please! 1.2159 0.04968 88 71 15 2
4747 and I'd like that with an anchovy twist 1.2159 0.04968 88 71 15 2
4748 The wife and I recently went to Japan, she didn't make it. 1.2159 0.05469 88 73 11 4
4749 Anything with a worm at the bottom of the bottle. 1.2159 0.04968 88 71 15 2
4750 I want whiskey with water on the side...a lot of water! 1.2159 0.04698 88 70 17 1
4751 I'll have a dry martini. 1.2159 0.04698 88 70 17 1
4752 Well, I [u]am[/u] one. May I ask your point? 1.2159 0.04968 88 71 15 2
4753 So she says, "Honey I'm moving in with the boss 'cause his aquarium is much bigger." 1.2159 0.05225 88 72 13 3
4754 Something cool and refreshing. And hold the microplastics. 1.2159 0.04968 88 71 15 2
4755 Bartenders are a lot less nosy where I come from. 1.2159 0.04968 88 71 15 2
4756 You think I carp too much. I'm a bottom-feeder .. and I drink like a what?! 1.2159 0.04698 88 70 17 1
4757 I could have been a codtender... 1.2159 0.05225 88 72 13 3
4758 Don't you dare call me a walking stereotype. 1.2159 0.05225 88 72 13 3
4759 I drink like fish?!! That's Speciesist!! 1.2159 0.04411 88 69 19 0
4760 My life is soooooo cliche. 1.2159 0.05225 88 72 13 3
4761 It's not offensive when WE say it. 1.2159 0.04698 88 70 17 1
4762 I'll have a gin and seawater, and make it a double! 1.2159 0.05469 88 73 11 4
4763 Let me tell you about the one that got away... 1.2159 0.05469 88 73 11 4
4764 Skip the tequila, just give me the worm. 1.2159 0.05225 88 72 13 3
4765 Six more glasses of water, please. 1.2159 0.04968 88 71 15 2
4766 "I guess part of me wanted to believe the saying, 'There are other bros in the bar." 1.2151 0.04798 93 75 16 2
4767 I'm going to need to see an I.D. 1.2151 0.05036 93 76 14 3
4768 How many times do I have to remind you not to salt the rim?! 1.2151 0.04548 93 74 18 1
4769 I’m flattered, but I let my ID in school. 1.2151 0.04798 93 75 16 2
4770 Another Brackish. Make it a double. 1.2151 0.04798 93 75 16 2
4771 How would you like it if I called you a 'Man out of Land,' huh 1.2143 0.05375 84 69 12 3
4772 You say 'dehydrated' one more time and I'll dehydrate this whole bar, I will. 1.2143 0.05636 84 70 10 4
4773 My Angelfish will be along to pick up the tab. 1.2143 0.04812 84 67 16 1
4774 Unbelieveable, they put me on the street coz I outgrew the tank. 1.2143 0.05101 84 68 14 2
4775 Do I LOOK like I'm new in town? 1.2143 0.05375 84 69 12 3
4776 He's a lobster, and yet he had the nerve to call me a "piece of tail"! 1.2143 0.04812 84 67 16 1
4777 Listen buddy, you'll keep serving me until my designated swimmer gets here. 1.2143 0.04812 84 67 16 1
4778 No matter how hard I try, I just can't seem to drown my sorrows. 1.2143 0.05101 84 68 14 2
4779 You want crackers? I'll cracka your head. 1.2143 0.05375 84 69 12 3
4780 Don't you dare give me that "hooker" look... 1.2143 0.04812 84 67 16 1
4781 Real original buddy. Like I've never heard that one before. 1.2143 0.04812 84 67 16 1
4782 Tonight I fin for myself. 1.2143 0.05101 84 68 14 2
4783 I want the best drink for when you feel like a fish out of water. 1.2143 0.05101 84 68 14 2
4784 Trust me. Nothing tastes better on the rocks. 1.2143 0.05885 84 71 8 5
4785 No, I'm a fish out of gin! Now pour! 1.2143 0.04504 84 66 18 0
4786 I’m as drunk as a fish! 1.2143 0.05101 84 68 14 2
4787 Keep pouring until I'm swimming in it! 1.2143 0.05101 84 68 14 2
4788 Sometimes I just feel like a New Yorker in Kansas, ya know? 1.2143 0.05636 84 70 10 4
4789 I've made it onto land, now let's try that dry martini. 1.2143 0.05375 84 69 12 3
4790 Haters be hating and carps be carping, that's what I know. 1.2143 0.05101 84 68 14 2
4791 Well how do you WANT me to drink? 1.2143 0.05101 84 68 14 2
4792 A Woman Needs a Man like a Fish Needs a Bicycle 1.2143 0.05636 84 70 10 4
4793 It's not for nothing I drink like a fish. 1.2143 0.05101 84 68 14 2
4794 Just leave out the gin and give me straight vermouth. 1.2143 0.04812 84 67 16 1
4795 Its's hurtful to say I drink like a fish! 1.2143 0.04812 84 67 16 1
4796 Something about this place makes me feel like a fish out of water 1.2143 0.04812 84 67 16 1
4797 What do you have for someone who drinks like a fish? 1.2143 0.04812 84 67 16 1
4798 My county has gone dry. 1.2143 0.05375 84 69 12 3
4799 I've Served horses and dogs. Why wouldn't I serve a fish? 1.2143 0.04812 84 67 16 1
4800 And please, no stupid comments about my drinking like a fish. In 2 seconds a loan shark's gonna walk through that door and the next time you see me I'll be wrapped in newspaper. 1.2143 0.05636 84 70 10 4
4801 Yep, another bad day with trash in the sea. 1.2143 0.04812 84 67 16 1
4802 I’ll have a Grey Goose and Jameson hold the pollution this time will ya. 1.2143 0.04812 84 67 16 1
4803 You don’t have it? I heard this was an upscale place. 1.2143 0.04504 84 66 18 0
4804 Honestly I feel a little awkward here. 1.2143 0.04812 84 67 16 1
4805 No, Baldy -- I don't want a "seafood cocktail"! 1.2143 0.05375 84 69 12 3
4806 Well you bartend like a bald guy. 1.2143 0.05101 84 68 14 2
4807 You misunderstood me when I said: "I'm piscine!" 1.2143 0.05636 84 70 10 4
4808 Hold the water — I piss in it. 1.2143 0.05885 84 71 8 5
4809 A wet martini with a dash of salt please. 1.2143 0.05375 84 69 12 3
4810 Are you kidding me? You think you're serving a fish at the bar, but I'm the one who's too drunk to drive? 1.2143 0.05375 84 69 12 3
4811 I'll tell YOU when I' m full to the gills! 1.2143 0.04812 84 67 16 1
4812 Give me a strong one to red tide me over. 1.2143 0.05375 84 69 12 3
4813 No, not neat. I want it with water. 1.2143 0.05101 84 68 14 2
4814 This is my last one . I don’t want to get hooked. 1.2143 0.04504 84 66 18 0
4815 ...and now YOU’RE out of whiskey!? 1.2143 0.05375 84 69 12 3
4816 Well, funny you should ask, I actually do drink like a fish 1.2143 0.05101 84 68 14 2
4817 Ten thousand waters, please. 1.2143 0.05101 84 68 14 2
4818 I just can't drink like a fish anymore. 1.2143 0.05636 84 70 10 4
4819 If it looks like a fish and drinks like a fish, it's a fish. 1.2143 0.05636 84 70 10 4
4820 Do you really think I don’t see your angle here? 1.2143 0.05101 84 68 14 2
4821 Why does everyone assume I want water? 1.2143 0.04504 84 66 18 0
4822 Buddy, if you try to offer me a glass of water, I'm shoving it down your pie hole. 1.2143 0.05101 84 68 14 2
4823 I was dating a flapper but she left me out to dry. 1.2143 0.05636 84 70 10 4
4824 It should’a been me up on that stage getting the Oscar, ya hear me?! 1.2143 0.05101 84 68 14 2
4825 Not funny, not funny at all. A fish can't walk into a bar. 1.2143 0.04812 84 67 16 1
4826 Since when has 'Ladies Night' been restricted to humans? 1.2143 0.05101 84 68 14 2
4827 Where do I go to find a mermaid around here? 1.2143 0.05101 84 68 14 2
4828 And no water. 1.2143 0.04812 84 67 16 1
4829 Everywhere I go, "It's no problem, I'm a pescetarian." Not cool! 1.2143 0.05101 84 68 14 2
4830 Hey, ya think these qualify as water? 1.2143 0.05375 84 69 12 3
4831 I’ll have another- hold the plastic straw please. 1.2143 0.04812 84 67 16 1
4832 Don't give me that one too many crap. You don't sleep with the fishes. 1.2143 0.05636 84 70 10 4
4833 So all of a sudden all she can talk about is eggs, and how we better hurry upstream, and that I'm afraid of commitment. Finally I tell her, spawning is for suckers. 1.2143 0.05375 84 69 12 3
4834 And this time keep the worms in the tequila. 1.2143 0.05101 84 68 14 2
4835 Open up a tab, 'cuz I'm gonna drink like a me tonight! 1.2143 0.05101 84 68 14 2
4836 My sorrows already know how to swim—I’m just trying to get drunk. 1.2143 0.05636 84 70 10 4
4837 Ha. Ha. "Fin & Tonic?" I've never heard that one before. 1.2143 0.05101 84 68 14 2
4838 Make sure it's not extra dry... 1.2143 0.04812 84 67 16 1
4839 Make it a scotch and a fish bowl of water. 1.2143 0.05375 84 69 12 3
4840 Pathetic—my whole life’s just been one big fish story. 1.2143 0.05375 84 69 12 3
4841 So I was sayin to the shark... 1.2143 0.05101 84 68 14 2
4842 Whiskey. Dry. Two fins. 1.2143 0.05101 84 68 14 2
4843 I'll have the Mezcal, make it a double...... 1.2143 0.05375 84 69 12 3
4844 ‘ ’ “ ‘But fish don’t drink,’ they said. Hah! 1.2143 0.05375 84 69 12 3
4845 Actually, I drink like a bird. 1.2143 0.05101 84 68 14 2
4846 Luca Brasi was my grandfather. 1.2143 0.05636 84 70 10 4
4847 Drink like a fish? No. But I DO wish I could smoke like a fiend. 1.2143 0.05101 84 68 14 2
4848 What? You want me to scale back! 1.2143 0.04504 84 66 18 0
4849 ...and then the guy says " you're off the hook" , so I came here for a drink! 1.2143 0.05375 84 69 12 3
4850 I got caught in a perjury trap. 1.2143 0.05636 84 70 10 4
4851 PLEASE, no straw! 1.2143 0.05101 84 68 14 2
4852 Bartender, I seem to be out of water 1.2143 0.05375 84 69 12 3
4853 ...and then she said "You know, there's a lot of you in the sea... goodbye, Charlie." 1.2143 0.05101 84 68 14 2
4854 I've had enough. I am giving up on fighting against stereotypes. 1.2143 0.05101 84 68 14 2
4855 Actually, fish CAN drown themselves in alcohol, so joke's on her! 1.2143 0.05375 84 69 12 3
4856 Sorry, but I drink like a fish. 1.2143 0.04812 84 67 16 1
4857 One very large glass bowl of water, no ice! 1.2143 0.05375 84 69 12 3
4858 Then she says, "Honey I still love you, but you're starting to drink like a human." 1.2143 0.05375 84 69 12 3
4859 You've already had five dry martinis, how about I call you a car pool instead? 1.2143 0.05375 84 69 12 3
4860 Don't give me any of that watered down stuff! 1.2143 0.05101 84 68 14 2
4861 ...And you can tell them that tonight, nobody is sleepin' with no fishes! 1.2143 0.05101 84 68 14 2
4862 People’s pollution drive me to drink. 1.2143 0.05375 84 69 12 3
4863 Bourbon and salt water, please. 1.2143 0.05375 84 69 12 3
4864 I drink like a fish because I AM a fish, so cut the cute stuff and give me the beer! 1.2143 0.05375 84 69 12 3
4865 I don't mean to carp, but . . . 1.2143 0.05375 84 69 12 3
4866 Scotch, please - and make it a bubble. 1.2143 0.05375 84 69 12 3
4867 I always wanted to know what my wife means when she says I drink like a man... 1.2143 0.04812 84 67 16 1
4868 If a couple of gills is too difficult, just make it half pint. I'll pay for the extra .000000001 oz. Here's a fin. 1.2143 0.05101 84 68 14 2
4869 ... I”ll show you “drinking like a fish”! 1.2143 0.05636 84 70 10 4
4870 If my wife calls, tell her I just had a couple waters. 1.2143 0.04504 84 66 18 0
4871 So then the rabbi says... 1.2143 0.05636 84 70 10 4
4872 Oh yeah? And you know what your problem is? You’re just like everyone else. 1.2143 0.05101 84 68 14 2
4873 If you think I'm something, you should see the one that got away. 1.2143 0.05101 84 68 14 2
4874 And one more for the toad 1.2143 0.05375 84 69 12 3
4875 No... but I've been told I drink like one. 1.2143 0.05101 84 68 14 2
4876 A bucket of water, and make it quick! 1.2143 0.05101 84 68 14 2
4877 Another bourbon with a splash. 1.2143 0.04812 84 67 16 1
4878 Light on the ice, I’m retaining water. 1.2143 0.05375 84 69 12 3
4879 A tall water- with a dash of salt 1.2143 0.05101 84 68 14 2
4880 Water? Of course I don't want goddamn water! 1.2143 0.04812 84 67 16 1
4881 Please, not another fish out of water story 1.2143 0.05636 84 70 10 4
4882 Hold the rocks on that drink, please; these days, my schedule's got me swimming upstream. 1.2143 0.05101 84 68 14 2
4883 What do you mean I can't handle a DRY Martini? 1.2143 0.05636 84 70 10 4
4884 You're right, there are plenty of them out there, and they can't all be as cold as she was. 1.2143 0.05375 84 69 12 3
4885 Actually, Hank, drinking like a fish is a good thing. 1.2143 0.05101 84 68 14 2
4886 I know, but, I wanted a beer and it’s dry down there on Sunday. 1.2143 0.05636 84 70 10 4
4887 Then she said to me: "On a scale of 1 to 10 you are a 10" 1.2143 0.05101 84 68 14 2
4888 That's just lazy stereotyping, man. 1.2143 0.05375 84 69 12 3
4889 No, you need some water! 1.2143 0.05636 84 70 10 4
4890 I'd better stop. I'm feeling a little flushed. 1.2143 0.04812 84 67 16 1
4891 ...and then I was able to deny Obama his SCOTUS hearings! They call me a turtle, they have no idea who they are dealing with. 1.2118 0.05047 85 69 14 2
4892 Trust me, buddy, I've heard 'em all. 1.2118 0.05047 85 69 14 2
4893 A lot of people drink like me, but I'm the original. 1.2118 0.05317 85 70 12 3
4894 Not that it's any of your business, but what else WOULD I drink like? 1.2118 0.05317 85 70 12 3
4895 I need someone to talk to. Why do I always feel like a fish out of water? 1.2118 0.05317 85 70 12 3
4896 If YOU were ME and YOU lost out on a role in an Oscar-Winning Best Picture how would YOU expect ME to drink? 1.2118 0.05820 85 72 8 5
4897 Oh yeah? Well, you serve whiskey like a turtle. 1.2118 0.05575 85 71 10 4
4898 I don't have a drinking problem. I just drink like a fish. 1.2118 0.05047 85 69 14 2
4899 Whattaya mean, stinking drunk? 1.2118 0.05047 85 69 14 2
4900 I've always seen myself as a herring. 1.2118 0.05317 85 70 12 3
4901 Lookit, I'm not going to tell you again: single malt scotch and SALTwater, you uncultured buffoon. 1.2105 0.05374 95 80 10 5
4902 Yes sir, I am the one who got away. Now where is he? I've a score to settle 1.2093 0.04994 86 70 14 2
4903 A little something to "wet my whistle " please 1.2093 0.05515 86 72 10 4
4904 I'm telling everyone you don't water down your drinks. 1.2088 0.04284 91 72 19 0
4905 Hey, this ain't no joke, buster. 1.2088 0.05068 91 75 13 3
4906 Ill have a salt water, straight up, please. 1.2073 0.05129 82 67 13 2
4907 We call it a "cock-fin" 1.2073 0.04827 82 66 15 1
4908 It's none of your business how I drink. 1.2073 0.05129 82 67 13 2
4909 Are you calling me a liar? 1.2073 0.05129 82 67 13 2
4910 I'll have 150 gallons of water please...no ice. 1.2073 0.05129 82 67 13 2
4911 I'll have one more and make it a bubble. 1.2073 0.05129 82 67 13 2
4912 So I asked her, ‘ Can I help it that I drink like a fish?’ “ 1.2073 0.05129 82 67 13 2
4913 Salt water with a twist of lime, please. 1.2073 0.04827 82 66 15 1
4914 No, not water, Sex On The Beach, please. 1.2073 0.04827 82 66 15 1
4915 Something Swishy - To Go 1.2073 0.05415 82 68 11 3
4916 I'm starting to wonder if I needed the bicycle. 1.2073 0.04827 82 66 15 1
4917 Gin martini up with a float of dried flies. 1.2073 0.05129 82 67 13 2
4918 And then she said, “No, YOU’RE a fish.” 1.2073 0.05129 82 67 13 2
4919 There's something fishy going on around here! 1.2073 0.05686 82 69 9 4
4920 People tell me I drink like a human 1.2073 0.05945 82 70 7 5
4921 Anything without a touch of sea salt. 1.2073 0.05415 82 68 11 3
4922 ...And save the "drinks like a fish" jokes. 1.2073 0.05415 82 68 11 3
4923 Wow ... this is my first walk-up bar. 1.2073 0.05129 82 67 13 2
4924 Another round of tonic water, straight up! 1.2073 0.05129 82 67 13 2
4925 I can't decide between a floater or a sinker. 1.2073 0.05415 82 68 11 3
4926 I'll have an aquafina, straight up, no chaser. 1.2073 0.05129 82 67 13 2
4927 If I have one more I'll be floating out of here. 1.2073 0.05415 82 68 11 3
4928 I may drink like a Fish, but I eat like a Bird. 1.2073 0.04827 82 66 15 1
4929 What's the matter, never seen anyone drink like a fish before? 1.2073 0.04827 82 66 15 1
4930 I'll have a tequila, light on the tequila, heavy on the worms. 1.2073 0.05129 82 67 13 2
4931 Bottled water? Really? 1.2073 0.05415 82 68 11 3
4932 I don't know man, sometimes I just feel like a fish out of water. 1.2073 0.05129 82 67 13 2
4933 I'll have a club soda. I don't drink like the others. 1.2073 0.05129 82 67 13 2
4934 set 'em up, Joe, I got a little story I think you should know 1.2073 0.05415 82 68 11 3
4935 So I told her, “Fine, keep the bowl and pebbles and bubbly water. But there’s no way you’re getting the man-cave aquarium ornament I won at bowling.” 1.2073 0.04827 82 66 15 1
4936 So, which animal should my drinking resemble?!? 1.2073 0.05129 82 67 13 2
4937 I have to drown my sorrows.. my business partner just went on Shark Tank, and it didn't go well. 1.2073 0.05129 82 67 13 2
4938 These days, the White House isn't big enough for all of us carping stoolies. 1.2073 0.05129 82 67 13 2
4939 Please tell me I'm not the only fish out of water you've seen. 1.2073 0.04827 82 66 15 1
4940 Oh yeah? Well, you try swimming a hundred miles upstream. 1.2073 0.05415 82 68 11 3
4941 Drunk as a fish is a stereotype 1.2073 0.05686 82 69 9 4
4942 Are you kiddin' me? I don't even know Albert Finney. 1.2073 0.05129 82 67 13 2
4943 No I don’t! 1.2073 0.04827 82 66 15 1
4944 it is called a fish martini! 1.2073 0.05415 82 68 11 3
4945 Got anything on besides that Sarah Huckabee? 1.2073 0.05415 82 68 11 3
4946 No, no. I tried the alternative. Back on the bicycle. 1.2073 0.05415 82 68 11 3
4947 You’re going to have to keep them coming. 1.2073 0.04827 82 66 15 1
4948 Are you saying I drink like a fish? 1.2073 0.05129 82 67 13 2
4949 I'll tell you when I've haddock nuff! 1.2073 0.05415 82 68 11 3
4950 So, tell me, just what does 'like a fish out of water' mean?" 1.2073 0.05129 82 67 13 2
4951 So I says to him, I says, no YOU drink like a fish. 1.2073 0.05129 82 67 13 2
4952 Don’t try it, no one has ever hooked me!! 1.2073 0.04827 82 66 15 1
4953 I drink like a fish. So what" 1.2073 0.05129 82 67 13 2
4954 Roe, roe, roe your boat, gently down the stream! I'll have another. 1.2073 0.05129 82 67 13 2
4955 I never found Prince Eric. 1.2073 0.05129 82 67 13 2
4956 Yeah, I'm a fish out of water. Can I get a refill, please? 1.2073 0.05686 82 69 9 4
4957 I'll have one for Charlie the Tuna....I'm sure he tasted good. 1.2073 0.04827 82 66 15 1
4958 I drink like any other fish. 1.2073 0.05415 82 68 11 3
4959 A smart-bass walks into a bar; says,"Spare me the fish-out-of-water quip. I've heard that one before." 1.2073 0.05129 82 67 13 2
4960 I've got a little story. 1.2073 0.04827 82 66 15 1
4961 Stop me if you heard this one before. A cod, a herring and a shark walk into a bar... 1.2073 0.04504 82 65 17 0
4962 A Bass Ale, quickly, please. And then the biggest glass of water you've got. 1.2073 0.04827 82 66 15 1
4963 Did you say "fin-ish" or "finished"? 1.2073 0.05415 82 68 11 3
4964 .... and you drink like a human! 1.2073 0.05415 82 68 11 3
4965 So I said, "Call me a Beta again and see what happens." 1.2073 0.05129 82 67 13 2
4966 So I said, I'll show you who can drink like a fish 1.2073 0.04827 82 66 15 1
4967 Of course—how else could I possibly drink? 1.2073 0.05415 82 68 11 3
4968 Two double Sardinis 1.2073 0.05129 82 67 13 2
4969 How many more before I get to the worm? 1.2073 0.04827 82 66 15 1
4970 Then she said, ‘Carpe Diem’, and that’s when I left. 1.2073 0.05129 82 67 13 2
4971 Nope, I'm not going to a costume party. I'm a fish and I drink like a fish." 1.2073 0.04827 82 66 15 1
4972 Then it descended into identity politics , and she told me I drink like a Gulf of Mexico grouper. 1.2073 0.05415 82 68 11 3
4973 Yea...I was a C student...quit my school -- knew I could never pass the bar. 1.2073 0.05129 82 67 13 2
4974 This time, don't make it too dry. 1.2073 0.05415 82 68 11 3
4975 Take it back, bud! I do NOT drink like a human! 1.2073 0.05415 82 68 11 3
4976 Bartender, I'll take a fishbowl. 1.2073 0.05129 82 67 13 2
4977 Yeah, everybody says that - but I’m mostly just out of tequila. 1.2073 0.04504 82 65 17 0
4978 Define "Drink like a fish." 1.2073 0.05129 82 67 13 2
4979 I'm only stewed to the dorsal, so give me another. 1.2073 0.04504 82 65 17 0
4980 Can I please get some water, I'm dying. 1.2073 0.05415 82 68 11 3
4981 Do you have that Tequila with the worm in it? 1.2073 0.04827 82 66 15 1
4982 A Mescal Tequila neat. Just want the worm, you can swig down the "neat". 1.2073 0.05129 82 67 13 2
4983 As a matter-of-fact, I am out of water. 1.2073 0.05129 82 67 13 2
4984 Make the next one a double and with a plastic straw this time. 1.2073 0.04827 82 66 15 1
4985 But if I weren’t a fish, you’d pour me another? 1.2073 0.05415 82 68 11 3
4986 Fresh krill not that canned stuff 1.2073 0.04827 82 66 15 1
4987 The only stories I know are fish stories. 1.2073 0.05129 82 67 13 2
4988 Ever since I left school I feel like I have been floundering... 1.2073 0.05129 82 67 13 2
4989 No, I don’t want to snack on goldfish! It’ll totally throw off my ketosis! 1.2073 0.05415 82 68 11 3
4990 Don't give me that line about "the one that got away" 1.2073 0.04827 82 66 15 1
4991 I'm a big fish looking for a pond. 1.2073 0.05129 82 67 13 2
4992 Have I got a fish story for you.... 1.2073 0.05129 82 67 13 2
4993 And now I would like one 50,000 gallon glass of water 1.2073 0.05415 82 68 11 3
4994 Give me an Evian with a twist of lemon. I don't want to be a fish out of water. 1.2073 0.04827 82 66 15 1
4995 Then she tells me that I ‘drink like a fish’. I don’t get it. 1.2073 0.05129 82 67 13 2
4996 Our stream is upscale too, buster, but we don’t charge for water on the rocks! 1.2073 0.04827 82 66 15 1
4997 It's all watered-down out here one has to drink like a fish to get drunk 1.2073 0.05415 82 68 11 3
4998 She said I forgot our anniversary again; I think, I can't remember. 1.2073 0.05129 82 67 13 2
4999 I didn't belly-up to the bar to be baited with small talk. I need a couple pitchers of water NOW! 1.2073 0.05129 82 67 13 2
5000 So, a fish walks into a bar, tells you he's the one that got away, and then proceeds to drink like.....a fish. Stop with the pairings suggestions! 1.2073 0.05415 82 68 11 3
5001 So the director said, “You’re just not man enough for the part.” 1.2073 0.05415 82 68 11 3
5002 Excuse me? I drink like a fish? 1.2073 0.05129 82 67 13 2
5003 I don't appreciate the stereotype. 1.2073 0.05129 82 67 13 2
5004 Barkeep! Look alive back there. Can't you see I'm a fish out of water? 1.2073 0.04827 82 66 15 1
5005 Jaws in the bay, man. 1.2073 0.05129 82 67 13 2
5006 Thank you for resisting the urge to make the all-too-obvious comment on my drinking ability. 1.2073 0.05415 82 68 11 3
5007 I'm surprised you would think I'm a wahoo. 1.2073 0.05129 82 67 13 2
5008 There’s no association between my looks and my coming for happy hour. 1.2073 0.05415 82 68 11 3
5009 Gimme waddever you got Chief as long as it's wet. 1.2073 0.04827 82 66 15 1
5010 I can say I can drink like fish, but you can't... that's our word. 1.2073 0.05129 82 67 13 2
5011 'So this catfish walks into a bar and says, "Bartender, I am in need of a strong Stinger." ' 1.2073 0.05415 82 68 11 3
5012 You're telling me the rabbi and priest have been and gone? 1.2073 0.04827 82 66 15 1
5013 I am NOT 'stewed to the gills!' 1.2073 0.04504 82 65 17 0
5014 Scotch with plenty of water 1.2073 0.04827 82 66 15 1
5015 set em up Joe, I've got a little story...... 1.2073 0.05129 82 67 13 2
5016 ... make this my last, we're dangerously close to a cliche here" 1.2073 0.05686 82 69 9 4
5017 Don't be koi with me; you don't think I can handle my liquor! 1.2073 0.05129 82 67 13 2
5018 OK, I'm slimy and I stink. But I'm no crook, Mr. Liddy! 1.2073 0.05686 82 69 9 4
5019 Drink like a fish? Don’t get it. 1.2073 0.05129 82 67 13 2
5020 Back home, I never pay for drinks. 1.2073 0.05129 82 67 13 2
5021 Another tequila--and hold the worm jokes. 1.2073 0.04504 82 65 17 0
5022 What do you mean by “small pond”? 1.2073 0.05129 82 67 13 2
5023 ...and hold the ice. 1.2073 0.05415 82 68 11 3
5024 So What if I drink like a fish? I'm not driving. 1.2073 0.05415 82 68 11 3
5025 Yeh I did know a guy called Vinney 1.2073 0.05129 82 67 13 2
5026 I’ve been oversurfed. 1.2073 0.05129 82 67 13 2
5027 I totally get that there are plenty of fish in the sea! 1.2073 0.05686 82 69 9 4
5028 Yo, I may look like a water loving fishie, but I take my martinis dry. 1.2073 0.05415 82 68 11 3
5029 Just a glass of water, please. Salted, if possible. 1.2073 0.04827 82 66 15 1
5030 Tommy-stop me if you've heard this one. A shark and a hooker walk into a bar.... 1.2073 0.04827 82 66 15 1
5031 Correction Mister! I drink like a Carassius auratus! 1.2073 0.04827 82 66 15 1
5032 What do you mean I drink like a fish? I AM one. 1.2073 0.05686 82 69 9 4
5033 Water. Salt. Hold the ice. 1.2073 0.05415 82 68 11 3
5034 Of course I've heard the expression. Now line 'em up again, I'm trying to maintain a standard! 1.2073 0.04827 82 66 15 1
5035 How about one more for the ocean? 1.2073 0.04827 82 66 15 1
5036 I've decided to change from simile to metaphor. 1.2073 0.05415 82 68 11 3
5037 But it takes ten tickles to make an octopus laugh. 1.2073 0.05129 82 67 13 2
5038 Of course I drink like a fish,what were you thinking? 1.2073 0.04827 82 66 15 1
5039 Actually-- true fact-- most fish are NOT heavy drinkers. 1.2073 0.04827 82 66 15 1
5040 I’ll have a ‘Sex on the Beach’ hold the Beach. 1.2073 0.05129 82 67 13 2
5041 I bring home the wrong can of worms and suddenly she’s like “Glub, glub, glub, glub, glub, glub, glub...I want a divorce” 1.2073 0.05129 82 67 13 2
5042 What really hurt is when she said “and you drink like a fish, Herbie.” 1.2073 0.04827 82 66 15 1
5043 You're asking me why the long tail? Really? Again? 1.2073 0.05129 82 67 13 2
5044 My wife says I drink like a fish. She could be right , you know. 1.2073 0.04504 82 65 17 0
5045 A fish walked into a bar and tipped with scales. 1.2073 0.06193 82 71 5 6
5046 I'll just have some water. 1.2073 0.05129 82 67 13 2
5047 Don't even. I've heard it all before. 1.2073 0.04827 82 66 15 1
5048 After my last DWI I got my license suspended so I've been using my bicycle since then. 1.2073 0.05415 82 68 11 3
5049 As a sea totaler, all I really want is a glass of water 1.2073 0.05686 82 69 9 4
5050 Yeah, well a fish out of water isn't as bad as a bar out of beer! 1.2073 0.05129 82 67 13 2
5051 She keeps complaining that I am too evolved for my age! 1.2073 0.05129 82 67 13 2
5052 Don't be coy with me, you know how to make a Sea Breeze. 1.2073 0.05129 82 67 13 2
5053 Just pour me one, and I'll show you how I drink. 1.2073 0.05415 82 68 11 3
5054 You can't be out of water, that's my line! 1.2073 0.05415 82 68 11 3
5055 I know what you're thinking - don't water it down. 1.2073 0.04827 82 66 15 1
5056 One extra-large fishbowl punch, please. 1.2073 0.05686 82 69 9 4
5057 Seize the day, bub. Seize the day. 1.2073 0.04827 82 66 15 1
5058 Henry, he said , he said his name was Henry. That's all I know of my father. 1.2073 0.05945 82 70 7 5
5059 I think it's time you scale it back! 1.2073 0.05415 82 68 11 3
5060 I swear if you say it one more time I'll leap over this bar like a salmon in heat 1.2073 0.05415 82 68 11 3
5061 Do I ask you if you want air in your scotch? 1.2073 0.05129 82 67 13 2
5062 And another thing – this whole “drinks like a fish” thing is just an offensive stereotype! 1.2073 0.05129 82 67 13 2
5063 Drink like a fish? I am a fish. 1.2073 0.05686 82 69 9 4
5064 Tequila, heavy on the salt. 1.2073 0.05129 82 67 13 2
5065 My life’s in the toilets! 1.2073 0.05129 82 67 13 2
5066 I know, I drink like a... the saying escapes me. 1.2073 0.05415 82 68 11 3
5067 Keep tryin'- still too dry. 1.2073 0.05415 82 68 11 3
5068 OK, so that's the way I drink- pour me another. 1.2073 0.04827 82 66 15 1
5069 Who are you to say I drink like a fish?! 1.2073 0.05415 82 68 11 3
5070 I was a guppy but lies have consequences . 1.2073 0.05129 82 67 13 2
5071 You know what Marty ? I'm just sick of holding my breath in the city ! 1.2073 0.05129 82 67 13 2
5072 You keep pouring or I’ll grow an eyebrow on my right eye, too, and then you’ll never be able to sleep again. 1.2073 0.05129 82 67 13 2
5073 I’m not salty. You’re salty! 1.2073 0.05415 82 68 11 3
5074 Nothing on tap. Give me your best filtered, non-chlorine drink. 1.2073 0.04504 82 65 17 0
5075 So this fish comes into a bar... 1.2073 0.05129 82 67 13 2
5076 How would you feel if your mother just left you when you were born? And don't even get me started about my father! 1.2073 0.05129 82 67 13 2
5077 What do you mean I drink like a fish? 1.2073 0.05129 82 67 13 2
5078 Nobody's going to roll ME up in a newspaper! 1.2073 0.04504 82 65 17 0
5079 Stereotype, schmereotype! I do what I want! 1.2073 0.05129 82 67 13 2
5080 What other kind of animal am I supposed to drink like, Tony? 1.2073 0.05129 82 67 13 2
5081 I'm sick and tired of the tilapia. I was once King Cod ! 1.2073 0.04827 82 66 15 1
5082 Drink like a fish? What the hell is that supposed to mean? 1.2073 0.05129 82 67 13 2
5083 No cracks about how I drink like a fish. 1.2073 0.04827 82 66 15 1
5084 Don’t tell me YOU’RE out of water, too 1.2073 0.04827 82 66 15 1
5085 Just water please, and leave the bowl. 1.2073 0.05129 82 67 13 2
5086 Look pal, if you stop serving me, my death is on you! 1.2073 0.05129 82 67 13 2
5087 So I drink like a fish. What of it? 1.2073 0.05686 82 69 9 4
5088 Water, with a water chaser. And keep 'em coming. 1.2073 0.05686 82 69 9 4
5089 So, this fish sits down at the bar...wait, you heard this one? 1.2073 0.05129 82 67 13 2
5090 You’re from out of town, aren’t you? 1.2073 0.04827 82 66 15 1
5091 I said the group name should be Kois to Men and the guys kick me out of the band. 1.2073 0.05415 82 68 11 3
5092 Maker's on rocks — aquarium if you have them. 1.2073 0.04827 82 66 15 1
5093 What kind of wet bar is this, anyway? 1.2073 0.04827 82 66 15 1
5094 No one wants to sleep with this fish. 1.2073 0.04504 82 65 17 0
5095 This isn’t just another fish tale. 1.2073 0.05129 82 67 13 2
5096 Yeah? Well there aren't 'plenty' like Jessica! 1.2073 0.05415 82 68 11 3
5097 "What'll ya have?" "Just water." 1.2073 0.05129 82 67 13 2
5098 Don't say it! I KNOW what I drink like! 1.2073 0.05415 82 68 11 3
5099 Like a fish out of Walker. 1.2073 0.05415 82 68 11 3
5100 That's Carassius auratus to you , pal! 1.2073 0.04504 82 65 17 0
5101 This fish is outah watah 1.2073 0.05129 82 67 13 2
5102 Then she said: "Sorry, I only kiss princes." Story of my life. 1.2073 0.04827 82 66 15 1
5103 You'd drink like me too if you lived in my neck of the woods ! 1.2073 0.05415 82 68 11 3
5104 I don't know, maybe it's the six shots, but I feel like a fish out of water. 1.2073 0.05129 82 67 13 2
5105 Admit it. The only reason you say that is because you have a nose. 1.2073 0.04827 82 66 15 1
5106 And then this goon says "Luca Brasi sleeps with the fishes" and I took off. 1.2073 0.05415 82 68 11 3
5107 No, "water" isn't "water". 1.2073 0.05415 82 68 11 3
5108 Just one more Cape Cod and I'll get out of your hair. 1.2073 0.05415 82 68 11 3
5109 Just pour me another drink. I'll worry about how I'm getting home 1.2073 0.05129 82 67 13 2
5110 I don't care what school of bartenders you're from... somethings fishy about these drinks! 1.2073 0.05415 82 68 11 3
5111 As I sit here perch-ed on this stool, I feel gill-ty that I cheated on her. 1.2073 0.04827 82 66 15 1
5112 Can I please have some water? I'm parched. 1.2073 0.04827 82 66 15 1
5113 You know, sometimes it's hard being a big fish. 1.2073 0.05129 82 67 13 2
5114 I'll have a worm and grub martini wet, please. 1.2073 0.05415 82 68 11 3
5115 Water, and keep it coming. 1.2073 0.04827 82 66 15 1
5116 I never understood the expression 'He drinks like a fish" until I tried drinking. Now I'm hooked! 1.2073 0.04504 82 65 17 0
5117 'A fish walks into a bar and the bartender says'...the premise isn't really that funny if you think about it. 1.2073 0.05129 82 67 13 2
5118 I may be a fish out of water, but I want a drink. 1.2073 0.05129 82 67 13 2
5119 I'm relieved this isn't a dry county. 1.2073 0.05129 82 67 13 2
5120 Large water, please." 1.2073 0.05129 82 67 13 2
5121 Don't tell me you are out of water, that's what everyone tells me. 1.2073 0.05129 82 67 13 2
5122 Don’t be coy, just give me my beer! 1.2073 0.05415 82 68 11 3
5123 All I got is as fin 1.2073 0.05945 82 70 7 5
5124 There are a lot of fish in the sea, but you can't even begin to fathom the number. 1.2073 0.05415 82 68 11 3
5125 So, I'm feeling like a fish out of water. 1.2073 0.05129 82 67 13 2
5126 ...and you know what? She's not the only fish in the sea!" 1.2073 0.05129 82 67 13 2
5127 There's gotta be a worm at the bottom of one of these. 1.2073 0.05686 82 69 9 4
5128 Give me a Red Tide. I have had it with you People. 1.2073 0.04827 82 66 15 1
5129 And at these prices, I'm not surprised. 1.2073 0.04504 82 65 17 0
5130 I'm out of water here! 1.2073 0.04827 82 66 15 1
5131 I drink like a fish, so make it a double 1.2073 0.05129 82 67 13 2
5132 If you're through with the cliches I'll have a Blue Lagoon 1.2073 0.05129 82 67 13 2
5133 I'll have a Mickey Fin. 1.2073 0.04827 82 66 15 1
5134 Hey buddy, how I drink is none of your business 1.2073 0.05129 82 67 13 2
5135 Because I AM a fish dummy. 1.2073 0.05686 82 69 9 4
5136 Yes, a very dry martini. 1.2073 0.04827 82 66 15 1
5137 Just for You, Tonight’s Special Cocktail is Tuna Colada. 1.2073 0.05415 82 68 11 3
5138 Do you want to hear a fishy story—not very finny? 1.2073 0.05415 82 68 11 3
5139 Don't be judgmental. 1.2073 0.04827 82 66 15 1
5140 You should see the other guy. 1.2073 0.05129 82 67 13 2
5141 I like the new 'do. 1.2073 0.04504 82 65 17 0
5142 Yes, I'm "that" fish out of water, and I know how to drink. 1.2073 0.05129 82 67 13 2
5143 Barkeep, you certainly have a tankless job. 1.2073 0.05686 82 69 9 4
5144 My wife said, “That’s what happens when you drink like a fish.” For once, she had to be right! 1.2073 0.05415 82 68 11 3
5145 Let me fin-ish! 1.2069 0.05206 87 72 12 3
5146 Without salt on the rim please. 1.2069 0.04942 87 71 14 2
5147 The usual, water on the side. 1.2069 0.05456 87 73 10 4
5148 You're my Ahab 1.2069 0.05206 87 72 12 3
5149 Yes I drink like a fish! 1.2069 0.05206 87 72 12 3
5150 put an oyster in that martini 1.2069 0.05206 87 72 12 3
5151 Dude, if you'd had to put on the whole overjoyed frenzy thing that some shmuck from Cleveland was tearing apart a loaf of stale, white bread again ... 1.2069 0.04368 87 69 18 0
5152 Well you eat like a human! 1.2069 0.04368 87 69 18 0
5153 My wife says I should stay off the Rye. 1.2069 0.05456 87 73 10 4
5154 Look, it's been a long day! Just get me another tequila worm! 1.2069 0.04664 87 70 16 1
5155 Whiskey helps 1.2069 0.04942 87 71 14 2
5156 Enough with the water. Give me a shot of tequila with a worm! 1.2069 0.04942 87 71 14 2
5157 Scotch and water, please. Hold the Scotch. 1.2069 0.04942 87 71 14 2
5158 You watered down my drinks! 1.2069 0.05206 87 72 12 3
5159 So I said ‘Fine! Leave! There are plenty more people on land!’ 1.2069 0.05456 87 73 10 4
5160 Good this is not a sushi bar. 1.2069 0.05206 87 72 12 3
5161 I think it all began after I dropped out of school. 1.2065 0.05017 92 76 13 3
5162 Stop me if you heard this one…An aquatic craniate and a tetrapod walk into a bar… 1.2065 0.04516 92 74 17 1
5163 Sometimes they say I drink like a player 1.2065 0.04516 92 74 17 1
5164 .....and his big mistake was thinking he would swallow the goldfish. 1.2065 0.05017 92 76 13 3
5165 I've gone solo from the priest and the rabbi. 1.2065 0.05687 92 79 7 6
5166 Hey! Correct me if I'm wrong, but only one of us pulls down enough to live in a faux-coral orange plastic castle, so put a sock in it and keep 'em coming! 1.2065 0.04516 92 74 17 1
5167 Tequila. But, please, I've not had a good experience with worms. 1.2048 0.05073 83 68 13 2
5168 I'm not a stereotype; I don't drink much as a rule 1.2048 0.04775 83 67 15 1
5169 This is nothing compared to what we drink in the ocean. 1.2048 0.05355 83 69 11 3
5170 My wife's always telling me I drink like a human. 1.2048 0.05073 83 68 13 2
5171 Margarita, please with a double pinch of salt. 1.2048 0.04775 83 67 15 1
5172 They said this is the place to go if you want to drink like a fish... 1.2048 0.05073 83 68 13 2
5173 There was no wet bar in the room. 1.2048 0.05355 83 69 11 3
5174 Bartender: “nice catch” Fish: “nice hook... but, it didn’t reel me in.” 1.2048 0.05623 83 70 9 4
5175 And you pour like a human being. What of it? 1.2048 0.05073 83 68 13 2
5176 No, I won’t hand over my car keys! 1.2048 0.05355 83 69 11 3
5177 Another shot won't hurt. I've drunk way more every day since I was born. 1.2048 0.05073 83 68 13 2
5178 Plenty of Fish? 1.2048 0.05878 83 71 7 5
5179 Don't even think it, buddy. And yes, I'll have another. 1.2048 0.05073 83 68 13 2
5180 I'd like a finn and tonic, please. 1.2048 0.05073 83 68 13 2
5181 Yes, six bourbons are easing my rejection for The Shape of Water, The Sequel. 1.2048 0.05073 83 68 13 2
5182 I'll have you know, before I started drinking like this, I used to be a depressed horse. 1.2048 0.05073 83 68 13 2
5183 Do I look like I need a water chaser? 1.2048 0.04775 83 67 15 1
5184 Bourbon, no water. I know what I do in it. 1.2048 0.05355 83 69 11 3
5185 Where the hell do you think they got it in the first place,buster. 1.2048 0.05355 83 69 11 3
5186 It's quarter to 3. There's no one in the place except you and me. So set 'em up Joe. I've got a fish story you outa know. 1.2048 0.05355 83 69 11 3
5187 This the only place I can drown my sorrows, OK? 1.2048 0.04775 83 67 15 1
5188 Of course I want it straight. The last thing I need is water in my Scotch, too. 1.2048 0.05355 83 69 11 3
5189 You better NOT give me another dry martini. 1.2048 0.04775 83 67 15 1
5190 Who you calling "Guppy"? 1.2045 0.05399 88 74 10 4
5191 Now I remember! Sheepshead Bay, 2014, you in that stupid little rowboat! Well, you didn’t get me then, and you ain’t gettin’ me now, unnnerstand?! 1.2045 0.04617 88 71 16 1
5192 So I told her, "Go ahead and leave; there're plenty of other fish in the sea." 1.2045 0.04891 88 72 14 2
5193 I said side of tonic, NO ICE! 1.2045 0.05152 88 73 12 3
5194 Make it a strong double please. I drink like a fish. 1.2027 0.05435 74 61 11 2
5195 Who's the big fish around here? 1.2025 0.05215 79 65 12 2
5196 I would not last an hour if I went dry. 1.2025 0.05518 79 66 10 3
5197 Of course I don't want it "dry!" 1.2025 0.04550 79 63 16 0
5198 No more. You're swimming in alcohol! 1.2025 0.04894 79 64 14 1
5199 Don't worry. I can drink like a fish. 1.2025 0.04894 79 64 14 1
5200 I'm a fish. I drink. Don't make a big thing out of it. 1.2025 0.04894 79 64 14 1
5201 It's not like I'm counting the gulps of air you take! 1.2025 0.04550 79 63 16 0
5202 A vat of water, please. Still, not fizzy. 1.2025 0.05215 79 65 12 2
5203 I am a relapsed AA member not AAA 1.2025 0.05804 79 67 8 4
5204 Another one to drown the sarrows... but I can't drowm 1.2025 0.04894 79 64 14 1
5205 Last chance! Where’s my worm? 1.2025 0.05518 79 66 10 3
5206 What, you never saw a fish out of water? 1.2025 0.05215 79 65 12 2
5207 Make it a double. Carp diem. 1.2025 0.05215 79 65 12 2
5208 “Its called a “Swordfish” and it is made with Irish Whiskey, Cointreau and soda.” 1.2025 0.05215 79 65 12 2
5209 Barkeep, I'll have a water. And keep 'em coming. 1.2025 0.04894 79 64 14 1
5210 I don't appreciate being profiled like I'm some bottom feeder. 1.2025 0.04550 79 63 16 0
5211 So I said ‘sure, there are plenty more fish in the sea, but there’s only one sexy cod in this bar, kid!’ 1.2025 0.04894 79 64 14 1
5212 Do you still have those "floaty" bar snacks? 1.2025 0.04550 79 63 16 0
5213 With a deluge, si'l vous plait. 1.2025 0.05215 79 65 12 2
5214 We were out to dinner , sharing a delicious worm and then, she was gone. 1.2025 0.04894 79 64 14 1
5215 Is there something wrong with drinking like a fish? 1.2025 0.05215 79 65 12 2
5216 So now you know. Don’t ever say someone looks ‘fishy’ again! 1.2025 0.04894 79 64 14 1
5217 Of course you're a winner! All I need is your social security number, age and address. 1.2025 0.05518 79 66 10 3
5218 One more tequila, and hold the worm. 1.2025 0.05518 79 66 10 3
5219 So where do YOU think the expression "drinks like a fish" came from? 1.2025 0.05518 79 66 10 3
5220 Anything that's not seawater. 1.2025 0.05215 79 65 12 2
5221 So the next time you tell somebody they drink like a fish. you'll actually know what you're talking about! 1.2025 0.05215 79 65 12 2
5222 After my third drink throw me back in the pond. 1.2025 0.05518 79 66 10 3
5223 Listen ... I'm not trying to be Koi. I've had a bad day at school and I plan on drinking like a human. 1.2025 0.04550 79 63 16 0
5224 I’d like an Ocean Breeze with Captain Morgan's Spiced Rum served in a Conch shell please. 1.2025 0.04550 79 63 16 0
5225 Can you make me a koi mistress, straight up, rocks on the side? 1.2025 0.05215 79 65 12 2
5226 I may be a fish outta water but why are you a bartender outta gin? 1.2025 0.05215 79 65 12 2
5227 No, Wise Guy, you heard me - neat, no water, no rocks. 1.2025 0.04894 79 64 14 1
5228 A cod, a shark and a white whale walk into a bar... 1.2025 0.04894 79 64 14 1
5229 A Fish out of Vodka 1.2025 0.04550 79 63 16 0
5230 Of course, I'll take my martini WET. 1.2025 0.05215 79 65 12 2
5231 Most of these don't pass the smell test. 1.2025 0.05215 79 65 12 2
5232 I feel so out of place. If only there was a metaphor for that... 1.2025 0.04894 79 64 14 1
5233 Ok for $300 we'll go to your place, and I'll lay my eggs in your mouth. I'll need cab fare back to the aquarium. 1.2025 0.05518 79 66 10 3
5234 I dare you to ask if I drink like a fish. 1.2025 0.04894 79 64 14 1
5235 Filet them up! 1.2025 0.05518 79 66 10 3
5236 Too big for the koi pond he says. And I say maybe too big for YOUR pond. Yeah. 1.2025 0.05215 79 65 12 2
5237 No, I don't want the goldfish. Give me the pretzels. 1.2025 0.05215 79 65 12 2
5238 Yes, I am out of water. Now, are you out of bourbon? 1.2025 0.05518 79 66 10 3
5239 Ralph, a couple of quickies, I'm headding up stream today. 1.2025 0.04894 79 64 14 1
5240 I’m developing capacity to drink like a fish. 1.2025 0.05518 79 66 10 3
5241 This is my first visit to New York. I feel like a fish out of water. 1.2025 0.04894 79 64 14 1
5242 I come from a long line of fish who drink like fish. 1.2025 0.05215 79 65 12 2
5243 Scotch and water, please. And hold the scotch. 1.2025 0.04894 79 64 14 1
5244 I feel a little out of my element. 1.2025 0.04894 79 64 14 1
5245 Hey, I'm okay with watered-down drinks. 1.2025 0.05518 79 66 10 3
5246 I am tired of these waterdowned drinks 1.2025 0.05215 79 65 12 2
5247 So yeah, that's how I wound up here. Fell for her, hook, line, and sinker. 1.2025 0.04894 79 64 14 1
5248 Why do you look so surprised? 1.2025 0.05518 79 66 10 3
5249 Don't YOU tell me I drink like a fish! Than's profiling! Leslie Hardin, Summit NJ 1.2025 0.05518 79 66 10 3
5250 Look, pal- Unless you want to be neighbors, you'll keep 'em comin'. 1.2025 0.05518 79 66 10 3
5251 Can I get some fin and tonic? 1.2025 0.05518 79 66 10 3
5252 Have I got a tale for you! 1.2025 0.05518 79 66 10 3
5253 Tequila. No worm. 1.2025 0.05215 79 65 12 2
5254 You ever hear the one about a tuna, a guppy and a carp? 1.2025 0.05518 79 66 10 3
5255 If it weren't for me, you wouldn't be in business. 1.2025 0.04894 79 64 14 1
5256 Six shots and keep ‘EM coming. You know how I drink. 1.2025 0.05804 79 67 8 4
5257 Whisky straight up with a large bowl of water on the side. 1.2025 0.05215 79 65 12 2
5258 Plain water please. 1.2025 0.05215 79 65 12 2
5259 Keep those waters coming, please. 1.2025 0.05215 79 65 12 2
5260 What's your problem, man. I am a fish, therefore I drink like one. 1.2025 0.04894 79 64 14 1
5261 My wife complains that I drink like a fish. 1.2025 0.05215 79 65 12 2
5262 Before Luca Brasi sleeps with the fishes, he likes to take them out for a few drinks first. 1.2025 0.05518 79 66 10 3
5263 Whaddaya mean you’re outta water? 1.2025 0.04894 79 64 14 1
5264 No water in my bourbon 1.2025 0.05215 79 65 12 2
5265 I guess its time to stop pretending to be a dry drunk. 1.2025 0.05518 79 66 10 3
5266 So, this fish walks into a bar... . 1.2025 0.04894 79 64 14 1
5267 I'm not a sea bass and I'm not from from Chile, there I said it. 1.2025 0.05215 79 65 12 2
5268 Keep them coming, Larry. I'll just take a sub home. 1.2025 0.04894 79 64 14 1
5269 No, maybe it's you that drinks like a fish! 1.2025 0.05804 79 67 8 4
5270 Well, you drink like a mustachioed bartender! 1.2025 0.04550 79 63 16 0
5271 No thanks, only fools eat the worm. 1.2025 0.05518 79 66 10 3
5272 What's my poison? PCBs, mostly. 1.2025 0.04894 79 64 14 1
5273 Call me Nemo again!... 1.2025 0.05215 79 65 12 2
5274 I'll have a bourbon and branch water, and hold the bourbon. 1.2025 0.05518 79 66 10 3
5275 So, yeah, I kissed the guppy and took her home with me. Next morning she was gone but there was this green thing splashing around in the bathtub 1.2025 0.05518 79 66 10 3
5276 Actually, I’m kinda parched,could l have a double Don Julio with a side of salty water. 1.2025 0.05215 79 65 12 2
5277 What do you call a male mermaid? A barmaid. 1.2025 0.05215 79 65 12 2
5278 I've had enough. How far is the gulfstream? 1.2025 0.05215 79 65 12 2
5279 Grog me to the gills. 1.2025 0.04894 79 64 14 1
5280 So my father says to my mom, "I know a way we can make a few fast bucks smuggling tropical fish back home with us." 1.2025 0.05518 79 66 10 3
5281 Look you. I'm sick and tired of being told I drink like a fish. Just keep 'em coming. 1.2025 0.05804 79 67 8 4
5282 I want to get tanked! 1.2025 0.05215 79 65 12 2
5283 Tell me if this sounds fishy. 1.2025 0.05215 79 65 12 2
5284 I think that comment is fishist! 1.2025 0.04894 79 64 14 1
5285 ID!!!! You gotta be kidding! Don't I look a LOT older than 21??? 1.2025 0.04550 79 63 16 0
5286 So that's the real story behind gold fish crackers. 1.2025 0.04894 79 64 14 1
5287 What do you mean 'another'? How many have I had? 1.2025 0.04550 79 63 16 0
5288 You know, sometimes I just feel like a fish our of water. 1.2025 0.04894 79 64 14 1
5289 What? Would you rather I drink like an elephant? 1.2025 0.04894 79 64 14 1
5290 My unusually beautiful body needs a cold one. 1.2025 0.05215 79 65 12 2
5291 So I sez to 'er I sez, 'Look, I can't handle livin' in this fish bowl no more!' 1.2025 0.05518 79 66 10 3
5292 You’re thinking I drink like a fish, am I right? 1.2025 0.04894 79 64 14 1
5293 Another worm with a tequila back. 1.2025 0.04894 79 64 14 1
5294 Believe me, it's not easy being a fish out of water. 1.2025 0.05215 79 65 12 2
5295 Well, you drink like a man! 1.2025 0.04894 79 64 14 1
5296 For the last time, NO. I would NOT like a straw! 1.2025 0.05215 79 65 12 2
5297 You're the guy who hooked my wife! 1.2025 0.05215 79 65 12 2
5298 I know I'm out of the water, but I can hold a lot more liquid than you'd think. 1.2025 0.05215 79 65 12 2
5299 Something fishy in this drink 1.2024 0.05297 84 70 11 3
5300 You can cut me off if I get wall-eyed. 1.2024 0.05297 84 70 11 3
5301 My DNA is evolving ... how about yours? 1.2024 0.05297 84 70 11 3
5302 I’ll take a dirty martini, and can you put it in a bowl? 1.2024 0.05019 84 69 13 2
5303 They say I drink like a person. 1.2024 0.05019 84 69 13 2
5304 What time do the hot trout girls show? 1.2024 0.05297 84 70 11 3
5305 Fred will probably offer excuses but remind him that I'm the one that got away 1.2000 0.05454 80 67 10 3
5306 I'll have a plankton on the rocks. 1.2000 0.04839 80 65 14 1
5307 "Make it a double--with lots of water on the side." 1.2000 0.05454 80 67 10 3
5308 Don't ask—I've got bigger fish to fry. 1.2000 0.05454 80 67 10 3
5309 Just save the jokes about how I drink. 1.2000 0.05156 80 66 12 2
5310 I'll have water with a water chaser. 1.2000 0.04839 80 65 14 1
5311 I’m tellin’ you, when I was in school getting hooked, not bullets, was the concern of the fry! 1.2000 0.05454 80 67 10 3
5312 Hello sir, may I get a glass of bubbly? 1.2000 0.05156 80 66 12 2
5313 No. I don't want a DRY martini. 1.2000 0.04674 85 69 15 1
5314 “I may look like an idiot and talk like an idiot but don't let that fool you. I really am Groucho Marx.” 1.2000 0.05454 80 67 10 3
5315 If I'm a fish-out-of-water, you're a pathetic excuse for a sympathetic bartender. 1.2000 0.04500 80 64 16 0
5316 Can I have a bottle of water. I’m really dried out. 1.2000 0.04839 80 65 14 1
5317 If you think I’m hooked, you shoulda seen my cousin last weekend, obliterated at the sand bar. 1.2000 0.05737 80 68 8 4
5318 No 'drinks like a fish' jokes, please. 1.2000 0.05156 80 66 12 2
5319 You heard me: a bone-dry martini with a twist of lemon! 1.2000 0.04839 80 65 14 1
5320 I know my limits with drinking. Food? That's a different subject. 1.2000 0.05156 80 66 12 2
5321 Listen, bud. One more joke about a fish walking into a bar, and this scotch goes up your nose. 1.2000 0.05454 80 67 10 3
5322 Enough with the drinks like a fish stuff! 1.2000 0.04500 80 64 16 0
5323 Wadda you mean I drink like a fish? 1.2000 0.04500 80 64 16 0
5324 I'm tired of the canard that I drink like a fish! 1.2000 0.05156 80 66 12 2
5325 And YOU breathe like a human! 1.2000 0.04500 80 64 16 0
5326 So. I drink like a fish. Well duh! 1.2000 0.04500 80 64 16 0
5327 No! It begins "You can lead a horse to water" 1.2000 0.04839 80 65 14 1
5328 Don't worry about my drinking. I called a cod. 1.2000 0.05454 80 67 10 3
5329 I settled the tab. Don't tell me you want another fin! 1.2000 0.05156 80 66 12 2
5330 Line 'em up and keep 'em coming. I'm here to get totally pickled! 1.2000 0.05737 80 68 8 4
5331 Hit me again...and don't be koi with me, 1.2000 0.04839 80 65 14 1
5332 What do you mean, you're cutting me off? I know it's my seventh one, but I've got to keep drinking to survive. 1.2000 0.04839 80 65 14 1
5333 Water, water everywhere," I told that bastard, "and not a drop to drink. 1.2000 0.05156 80 66 12 2
5334 Um...excuse me, bartender....can't you see I'm a fish outta water! 1.2000 0.05156 80 66 12 2
5335 I brought my bicycle or I’d ask for a Screaming Orgasm. 1.2000 0.05156 80 66 12 2
5336 I tell ya, it’s like living in a fishbowl. 1.2000 0.05156 80 66 12 2
5337 If I got a dime every time one of you told me I look like a fish out of water... 1.2000 0.04839 80 65 14 1
5338 set em up and don’t ask if it’s a “school reunion” 1.2000 0.05454 80 67 10 3
5339 Just water. Make it a double. 1.2000 0.04839 80 65 14 1
5340 Well, of course I do! That's what I am! 1.2000 0.05454 80 67 10 3
5341 So a sailor, a fisherman, and a deep sea diver walk into a bar... 1.2000 0.05454 80 67 10 3
5342 Just keeping up my reputation . . . 1.2000 0.04500 80 64 16 0
5343 This an interesting twist on a sand bar. 1.2000 0.04839 80 65 14 1
5344 Catch of the day, on the rocks. 1.2000 0.05156 80 66 12 2
5345 #1 I’ll have an extra dry martini #2 A fish walked into a bar..,, 1.2000 0.05454 80 67 10 3
5346 I'm a herring and my wife left me, so I intend on drinking till I'm a pickled herring 1.2000 0.05454 80 67 10 3
5347 I know when someone waters my drinks. 1.2000 0.05156 80 66 12 2
5348 I feel like I could use more ice. 1.2000 0.05156 80 66 12 2
5349 That's funny- my ex said I drank like a human. 1.2000 0.04839 80 65 14 1
5350 Hey barkeep, you got any sea salt back there? 1.2000 0.05156 80 66 12 2
5351 I'm here to refute the "A Big Old Fat Fish came into a bar" joke. Fake News! 1.2000 0.04839 80 65 14 1
5352 Thanks for the drink bartender”. “No problem, catch ya later 1.2000 0.04500 80 64 16 0
5353 Call me a cab. I don't drink and spawn. 1.2000 0.04839 80 65 14 1
5354 Don't be tryin' to cut me off pal, or you'll be sleepin' with the capos. 1.2000 0.04500 80 64 16 0
5355 I think you misheard, you belong in a BARRELL 1.2000 0.04839 80 65 14 1
5356 Now that you mention it, I do feel a little out of place. 1.2000 0.05454 80 67 10 3
5357 Yeah, so, I drink like a fish. Give me another Harvey-Wave-Banger! 1.2000 0.05156 80 66 12 2
5358 No, I’m not interested in the fish bowl special. 1.2000 0.05156 80 66 12 2
5359 The plastic straws? I ate them. Is that bad? 1.2000 0.05156 80 66 12 2
5360 Even though I'm a fish out of water, I can still drink like a fish. 1.2000 0.05156 80 66 12 2
5361 Listen, I didn’t comment on your shiny bald head, so I don’t appreciate you saying I drink like a fish. 1.2000 0.05454 80 67 10 3
5362 Margarita on the rocks,with salt 1.2000 0.05156 80 66 12 2
5363 And then, sadly, I threw him back. 1.2000 0.05156 80 66 12 2
5364 I drink like a living creature. Why do you have to point out that I'm a fish? 1.2000 0.04839 80 65 14 1
5365 Well if you ask me, we'd be much better off if Halibut Clinton was president. 1.2000 0.04839 80 65 14 1
5366 Screw this dry month challenge! Give me a glass of water! 1.2000 0.04839 80 65 14 1
5367 It’s none of your business if I drink like a fish! 1.2000 0.05454 80 67 10 3
5368 Another Ocean Mist, and keep em coming. You don't get a tip if I die. 1.2000 0.04839 80 65 14 1
5369 I’ll have you know Sir- I don’t drink thaaat much. 1.2000 0.04839 80 65 14 1
5370 Bartender: That will be $16.50 for the Gin and Tonic... you know we don't get many goldfish in here. Goldfish: For these prices I can see why not. 1.2000 0.05047 90 75 12 3
5371 Clean this place up! Then I'll rescue your bar! 1.2000 0.04839 80 65 14 1
5372 Gil, its fish or cut bait. 1.2000 0.04839 80 65 14 1
5373 Sure, I drink like a fish... YOU swim like a human. 1.2000 0.05156 80 66 12 2
5374 Don't be coy, give me the hard stuff. 1.2000 0.04839 80 65 14 1
5375 I'll be fine - I drink plenty of water. 1.2000 0.05454 80 67 10 3
5376 Let's try some of your hard water. 1.2000 0.04500 80 64 16 0
5377 Another round! Don’t be coy with me! 1.2000 0.05156 80 66 12 2
5378 So she said we're just swimming in different directions. Anyway, I don't mean to be carping on. 1.2000 0.05156 80 66 12 2
5379 Luca Brasi? Fuggeddaboudit. 1.2000 0.05156 80 66 12 2
5380 Scotch. Hold the water. 1.2000 0.05454 80 67 10 3
5381 I dumped my girlfriend. She drinks like a horse. 1.2000 0.04839 80 65 14 1
5382 No, not a mermaid and you're not a sushi bar, right? 1.2000 0.05156 80 66 12 2
5383 Just give me something that pairs with fish. 1.2000 0.04839 80 65 14 1
5384 Whenever I'm in a bar I feel like a fish out of water. 1.2000 0.04674 85 69 15 1
5385 Whatcha you lookin' at 1.2000 0.04839 80 65 14 1
5386 I don’t want to hear any snarky comments about how I drink like a fish. 1.2000 0.05454 80 67 10 3
5387 I may be a fish, but I drink like a man! 1.2000 0.05156 80 66 12 2
5388 A priest, rabbi, and an imam walk into a bar... 1.2000 0.04839 80 65 14 1
5389 Do my scales look tipsy? 1.2000 0.04674 85 69 15 1
5390 Give me another fresh water on the rocks 1.2000 0.05737 80 68 8 4
5391 Keep 'em coming. My buddy Chimney just went out for a smoke. 1.2000 0.05156 80 66 12 2
5392 Just becuse I look like one doesn't mean I drink like one. 1.2000 0.05156 80 66 12 2
5393 About time you learned how to drink like a fish. 1.2000 0.05454 80 67 10 3
5394 You know when they say bad people may end up swimming with the fishes? Well, I'm the fishes! 1.2000 0.05454 80 67 10 3
5395 Something just doesn't add up. Smells pretty human to me. 1.2000 0.05454 80 67 10 3
5396 It may sound flippant; but I'm not acting coy , I am koi. 1.2000 0.05156 80 66 12 2
5397 I may be drunk, sir, but fish don't get a hangover. 1.2000 0.04839 80 65 14 1
5398 I’m told you, I’m fine. Quit watering me down. 1.2000 0.04839 80 65 14 1
5399 Whatever -- just make it dry. 1.2000 0.04839 80 65 14 1
5400 “Of course I drink like a fish. I AM a fish!” 1.2000 0.05454 80 67 10 3
5401 Gimme a Virgin Margaretta with salt-I just got out of the tank. 1.2000 0.05454 80 67 10 3
5402 Of course I drink like a fish! What’s your point? 1.2000 0.04500 80 64 16 0
5403 Something dry, for a change." 1.2000 0.04839 80 65 14 1
5404 Surprise me 1.2000 0.05156 80 66 12 2
5405 Clams, mussels, soft-shell crabs, and a Sex on the Beach. 1.2000 0.05454 80 67 10 3
5406 I don’t know, it’s just that I don’t fit in there. I just don’t know what I’m doing in the office. Square peg in a round hole, you know?? 1.2000 0.04793 90 74 14 2
5407 Don’t scale me back. I’ve only had six. 1.2000 0.04839 80 65 14 1
5408 Anarchists? In DSA? 1.2000 0.05156 80 66 12 2
5409 Straight up, please. I've had my fill of water today! 1.2000 0.05454 80 67 10 3
5410 Does something smell fishy in here?? 1.2000 0.04839 80 65 14 1
5411 Hey Bub, I’ll have a martini on the rocks, extra dry—also would you happen to know anyone looking to hook up with a very fresh catch?!? 1.2000 0.05454 80 67 10 3
5412 I’d like a gill of seawater on the rocks. 1.2000 0.04839 80 65 14 1
5413 I swear, if just one more guy offers to buy me a Sea Breeze... 1.2000 0.04839 80 65 14 1
5414 Who said I drink like a fish 1.2000 0.04839 80 65 14 1
5415 Fish don’t actually drink the water. So that’s a misnomer. 1.2000 0.05156 80 66 12 2
5416 As W.C. Fields once said, 'I don't drink water ...' 1.2000 0.05156 80 66 12 2
5417 She wouldn’t believe me when I told her there were other fish in the sea 1.2000 0.05454 80 67 10 3
5418 You told everybody I drink like a fish! 1.2000 0.04839 80 65 14 1
5419 Margarita, and easy on the salt. 1.2000 0.04839 80 65 14 1
5420 I'm a teetotalitarian, but I still drink wine. 1.2000 0.04839 80 65 14 1
5421 Six tequilas and still no worm, dammit! 1.2000 0.05454 80 67 10 3
5422 Don't mean to carp, but these shots seem watered down. 1.2000 0.05156 80 66 12 2
5423 You would drink like a fish too if you were in my fins. 1.2000 0.05156 80 66 12 2
5424 Hey Mike... water's not everything you know... 1.2000 0.05454 80 67 10 3
5425 It is illegal to discriminate against Groupers! 1.2000 0.05454 80 67 10 3
5426 Your Sea Breeze is nice, but your Maritime Martini lacks authenticity. 1.2000 0.04965 85 70 13 2
5427 Hey, what kinds of water do you serve here? 1.2000 0.05156 80 66 12 2
5428 Yea I know the Incredible Mr. Limpet. Let me tell you, he's not so credible. 1.2000 0.05454 80 67 10 3
5429 I am not accusing you of collusion, but you did replace my Fishbook with vodka. 1.2000 0.05454 80 67 10 3
5430 Don’t look surprised. Didn’t you see my movie? 1.2000 0.05454 80 67 10 3
5431 You call this a marinated fish gills mojito? 1.1975 0.05098 81 67 12 2
5432 I see you are hallucinating again. I do drink like a fish, but I am not a fish. 1.1975 0.05098 81 67 12 2
5433 If you didn’t look so much like my nephew, I’d let you trill my gills. 1.1975 0.04785 81 66 14 1
5434 Are we related? 1.1975 0.05098 81 67 12 2
5435 You're the fish out of water here, bub! 1.1975 0.05392 81 68 10 3
5436 No, why don't don't you tell me what I drink like. 1.1975 0.04785 81 66 14 1
5437 And I don't appreciate the accusation that I drink like a fish. 1.1975 0.05098 81 67 12 2
5438 I'll take some water. 1.1975 0.05392 81 68 10 3
5439 C'mon! I'm a fish out of seltzer! 1.1975 0.05098 81 67 12 2
5440 Pour out the tequila, just give me the worm, and a huge glass of water! 1.1975 0.05098 81 67 12 2
5441 I’m dying - give me another shot of water. 1.1975 0.04785 81 66 14 1
5442 The worst thing about my father was that he drank like a fish. 1.1975 0.05098 81 67 12 2
5443 I’ll have a mezcal with three worms. 1.1975 0.05098 81 67 12 2
5444 out of water, yes, but I have dreams... 1.1975 0.05098 81 67 12 2
5445 Water back, please 1.1975 0.04785 81 66 14 1
5446 « Plenty of other fish in the sea »? Right.. Let me tell you something: this is just not true! 1.1975 0.05098 81 67 12 2
5447 And top it off with the biggest worm you got. 1.1975 0.04785 81 66 14 1
5448 I really resent your saying I drink like a fish. 1.1975 0.04785 81 66 14 1
5449 Tom Collins and please drown it! 1.1975 0.04785 81 66 14 1
5450 I changed the sign on the window to TGIFishday. 1.1975 0.05098 81 67 12 2
5451 Nooo, I drink like a sophisticated, New Yorker reading Manhattanite. Now gimme a beer. 1.1975 0.05098 81 67 12 2
5452 I don't care what they say, my fish stories are better than Trump's. 1.1975 0.05098 81 67 12 2
5453 I drink like a fish! 1.1975 0.05098 81 67 12 2
5454 Gimme the largest glass of water you can manage. 1.1975 0.05392 81 68 10 3
5455 I'm waiting for Blue Fish to show, then I'll order... 1.1951 0.04733 82 67 14 1
5456 I'm doing the sequel called "The Shape OUT of Water. 1.1951 0.05331 82 69 10 3
5457 I can decide for myself when I've had too much air! 1.1951 0.05331 82 69 10 3
5458 So I drink like a fish, eh? Have you ever swam a mile with my fins? Have you? Have you? 1.1951 0.05331 82 69 10 3
5459 I told her: "same time, same plaice." 1.1951 0.05041 82 68 12 2
5460 So I tell this Great White, 'Shark Week, Shmark Week. I'm Chicken-of-the-Sea, pal!' 1.1951 0.05041 82 68 12 2
5461 You don’t know how hard it is to get a drink where I’m from 1.1951 0.04733 82 67 14 1
5462 I told you that I drink like a fish! 1.1951 0.04733 82 67 14 1
5463 Okay, who is the wise guy that told my wife I was sleeping with Luca Brasi? 1.1951 0.04733 82 67 14 1
5464 Do I look like someone who's ready to settle down? 1.1951 0.04733 82 67 14 1
5465 Can't deny that, but it's probably more accurate to say I curse like a sailor. 1.1951 0.05041 82 68 12 2
5466 I’ll have a fishtail. 1.1951 0.05331 82 69 10 3
5467 Who are you to tell me I’m out of water? 1.1951 0.05041 82 68 12 2
5468 Frank, the usual. 1.1951 0.05331 82 69 10 3
5469 I'd like to add you to my LinkedIn network 1.1948 0.05242 77 64 11 2
5470 I heard them say I was going be "swimming with the fishes," so I figured I'd be ready. 1.1948 0.04905 77 63 13 1
5471 Don't you get fresh with me! I'm a salty one! 1.1948 0.04543 77 62 15 0
5472 I get the feeling there's something humany about this joint! 1.1948 0.05242 77 64 11 2
5473 I’m so upset, Jimmy. This time my husband really insulted me. He said I drink like a fish. 1.1948 0.05558 77 65 9 3
5474 I'm only here for a few weeks; my school has an excellent student exchange program. 1.1948 0.04543 77 62 15 0
5475 I guess you could say that. What's your point? 1.1948 0.04905 77 63 13 1
5476 Do you have something a little more slimy? 1.1948 0.04905 77 63 13 1
5477 Scotch and water. Lots. Hold the Scotch. 1.1948 0.05558 77 65 9 3
5478 Poseidon says, give him another, or else. 1.1948 0.04905 77 63 13 1
5479 Swim not flight. 1.1948 0.04543 77 62 15 0
5480 How would you feel if they fired you because after looking at the accounting books, something "smelled human"? 1.1948 0.04905 77 63 13 1
5481 Quit watering down my drinks. I can't stand the stuff. 1.1948 0.04905 77 63 13 1
5482 I’ll have a land shark on the rocks, please 1.1928 0.04681 83 68 14 1
5483 What's your well water? 1.1928 0.04985 83 69 12 2
5484 A tub of water-neat. 1.1928 0.04356 83 67 16 0
5485 Alright, one more, and then I’m finally gonna go fight that bear. 1.1928 0.04681 83 68 14 1
5486 I'm like a fish out of water until I get my first drink. 1.1928 0.05272 83 70 10 3
5487 I made a date on Match.com with "Charlie" - seems like a real character. 1.1928 0.04681 83 68 14 1
5488 Of course I drink one, I AM one! 1.1928 0.04681 83 68 14 1
5489 Yeah,I drink like a fish. What's it to ya? 1.1928 0.05272 83 70 10 3
5490 Gimme a nightcap--and make it a double Luca Brazzi. 1.1923 0.05180 78 65 11 2
5491 Yes, being a fish out of water does make me drink like a fish. 1.1923 0.05492 78 66 9 3
5492 What do you mean 7? This is my first drink. 1.1923 0.04848 78 64 13 1
5493 No salt tonight deep diving tomorrow 1.1923 0.05180 78 65 11 2
5494 Where's the salt in this water!?! I'm going to give you a terrible rating and report you for almost killing me! I'm a SALTWATER fish! 1.1923 0.05180 78 65 11 2
5495 What do you mean 'you fish?' 1.1923 0.04491 78 63 15 0
5496 Yum, this is pretty good. Thank you. 1.1923 0.04848 78 64 13 1
5497 Judging by the garbage . . .your economy is in great shape. 1.1923 0.05180 78 65 11 2
5498 Just orange juice please. I'm a fish out of water! 1.1899 0.04792 79 65 13 1
5499 'Any drink without water!' 1.1899 0.05120 79 66 11 2
5500 I said ‘No water’, dammit! 1.1899 0.05120 79 66 11 2
5501 I know what I drink like. Don't say it. 1.1899 0.04441 79 64 15 0
5502 Can I get one more clean water before I head home? 1.1899 0.04441 79 64 15 0
5503 I’m cutting you off since you’ve been drinking like a fish. 1.1899 0.05120 79 66 11 2
5504 A martini with DRY vermouth 1.1899 0.04792 79 65 13 1
5505 I'll bet you think I'm dying of thirst. 1.1899 0.05120 79 66 11 2
5506 Drink like a fish, eh? I drink like a damn whale! 1.1899 0.04792 79 65 13 1
5507 Just one Martini. I don't drink like a fish. 1.1899 0.04792 79 65 13 1
5508 You can’t cut me off, my job is on the line. 1.1899 0.05428 79 67 9 3
5509 Hey asshole, last time I was here you slipped me a Micky Finn. 1.1899 0.05120 79 66 11 2
5510 Finally I can make you give me new water. 1.1899 0.05120 79 66 11 2
5511 I get it Roger, I know what I drink like. 1.1899 0.05120 79 66 11 2
5512 You get the worm out of the Tequila bottle on my next shot and we've got a deal. 1.1899 0.04792 79 65 13 1
5513 Can I drink? 1.1899 0.04441 79 64 15 0
5514 No, you're out of YOUR element, buddy. 1.1899 0.05428 79 67 9 3
5515 So I said, "Yeah? Well you drink like an aquatic mammal!" 1.1899 0.04792 79 65 13 1
5516 I'll have an Aquatini with a water back. 1.1899 0.05120 79 66 11 2
5517 Yeah, sure, but I -AM- a fish, and a human would pass out first. 1.1899 0.04792 79 65 13 1
5518 Who you calling' a fish out of water! 1.1899 0.04792 79 65 13 1
5519 I don't care if it's just an expression 1.1899 0.05120 79 66 11 2
5520 I’m also out of water. 1.1899 0.05120 79 66 11 2
5521 I’ve been trying to scale back my drinking. 1.1899 0.05120 79 66 11 2
5522 ...maybe if you weren't so chintzy with the gin, I wouldn't have to. 1.1899 0.05428 79 67 9 3
5523 Bottled, Sparkling or Tap? 1.1899 0.05120 79 66 11 2
5524 Another double...and don't tell me I drink like a fish...! 1.1899 0.05120 79 66 11 2
5525 Excuse me, Dimitri, could I have a billion more glasses of water please? 1.1899 0.05120 79 66 11 2
5526 I get that a lot. Pour me another sea breeze. 1.1899 0.04792 79 65 13 1
5527 What joke? 1.1899 0.05120 79 66 11 2
5528 I'm Rudy Guiliani, not a fish out of water. 1.1899 0.05428 79 67 9 3
5529 Something seems fishy 1.1899 0.04792 79 65 13 1
5530 Drinking like a fish is not a problem, mac. 1.1899 0.05120 79 66 11 2
5531 Hold it - I didn't get to the punch line yet. 1.1899 0.05120 79 66 11 2
5532 So Bill from accounting said he drinks like a fish. Drinks like a fish? I’ll show’em. Another sshhott, hiccup! 1.1892 0.05667 74 63 8 3
5533 Don’t get coy with me? 1.1892 0.05667 74 63 8 3
5534 In fact, I am out of water. 1.1892 0.05331 74 62 10 2
5535 Of course I drink like a fish. What of it??? 1.1892 0.05331 74 62 10 2
5536 On the rocks? Is that funny to you?! 1.1892 0.04584 74 60 14 0
5537 You should be honored. We don't go to just any watering hole! 1.1892 0.04971 74 61 12 1
5538 I'm just waiting for my designated diver. 1.1892 0.05331 74 62 10 2
5539 68 glasses of water please and a beer back. 1.1892 0.05331 74 62 10 2
5540 People who say they drink like a fish should swim with the fish. 1.1892 0.04971 74 61 12 1
5541 How dare you say I drink like a fish! 1.1892 0.04971 74 61 12 1
5542 Pour a gallon of this one in the lake where you catch me. 1.1892 0.04971 74 61 12 1
5543 anything wet and cool 1.1892 0.04971 74 61 12 1
5544 Hit me with another and hold the plastic! 1.1892 0.04971 74 61 12 1
5545 What do you recommend? I’m like a fish out of water here. 1.1892 0.05331 74 62 10 2
5546 I most certainly do not drink like a fish! 1.1892 0.05331 74 62 10 2
5547 Never tell a fish he's had too much to drink! 1.1892 0.04971 74 61 12 1
5548 Seems as though a single day does not go by without someone carping about something. 1.1892 0.04971 74 61 12 1
5549 Closing? I'm not sloshed yet. Holy mackerel! 1.1892 0.04971 74 61 12 1
5550 Of course I drink like a fish...what else would you expect?! 1.1892 0.05331 74 62 10 2
5551 So then I said, "Well at least I don't run up the power bill like an electric eel!" 1.1892 0.04971 74 61 12 1
5552 There may be plenty of fish in the sea, but none of them are loyal. 1.1892 0.05331 74 62 10 2
5553 These drinks appear to be watered down. 1.1892 0.05667 74 63 8 3
5554 Plenty my ass! 1.1892 0.05667 74 63 8 3
5555 Do you have any salty snacks? 1.1892 0.04971 74 61 12 1
5556 Make it a martini, but not too dry, please. 1.1892 0.04971 74 61 12 1
5557 I'm out of water? You're out of water! You're out of water! The whole bar is out of water! 1.1892 0.05331 74 62 10 2
5558 I don’t care how drunk you get me—I still won’t bite your hook. 1.1892 0.04971 74 61 12 1
5559 You trying to be funny? Of course I don't want it 'dry' " 1.1892 0.04971 74 61 12 1
5560 Listen. What part of water it down don't you understand? 1.1892 0.05667 74 63 8 3
5561 Whadda ya mean, “ID”? 1.1892 0.05667 74 63 8 3
5562 I’ll take a Hendricks Martini straight up with a twist Halibut that 1.1892 0.04971 74 61 12 1
5563 So I always stink at my job. Big deal! 1.1892 0.05331 74 62 10 2
5564 ...And that goes for your damn cat too! 1.1892 0.04971 74 61 12 1
5565 I know I drink like a fish--for god's sake I AM a fish. 1.1892 0.04971 74 61 12 1
5566 They say I simile like a human. 1.1892 0.05331 74 62 10 2
5567 Hey buddy, who are you saying drinks like a fish? 1.1892 0.05331 74 62 10 2
5568 I can’t decide between the Sea Breeze, Salty Dog or Cape Cod. But I can’t help celebrating because I jumped ship! 1.1892 0.04971 74 61 12 1
5569 Have you heard the one about the horse at the bar? 1.1892 0.05667 74 63 8 3
5570 A Jack on the rocks, and a bucket of salt water, and I need that bucket right away. 1.1892 0.05331 74 62 10 2
5571 What do ya mean do I drink like a human? 1.1892 0.04971 74 61 12 1
5572 Don't even think about cracking that joke! 1.1892 0.05331 74 62 10 2
5573 Whoever said "fish know nothing about water" was all wet. 1.1892 0.05331 74 62 10 2
5574 You realize that's just a cliche, right? 1.1892 0.05331 74 62 10 2
5575 Give me an ocean on the rocks. 1.1892 0.05667 74 63 8 3
5576 Water, please, and hold the bourbon. 1.1892 0.05331 74 62 10 2
5577 Listen here, just because I have scales doesnt mean your words dont hurt. 1.1892 0.05667 74 63 8 3
5578 After drinking five of these I feel like a fish out of water. 1.1892 0.04971 74 61 12 1
5579 No, you're a tiny human! 1.1892 0.05331 74 62 10 2
5580 Thanks for the free advice, pal, but I can quit any time I want. 1.1892 0.04971 74 61 12 1
5581 Even if I stop at two they tell me I drink like a fish." 1.1892 0.04971 74 61 12 1
5582 And a twist of algae, no, make it seagrass. 1.1892 0.04584 74 60 14 0
5583 When I saw your sign I just haddockome in here. 1.1892 0.05331 74 62 10 2
5584 I ‘ll have a little pond water but light on the Lilly and sweetheart you can call me Koi. 1.1892 0.04971 74 61 12 1
5585 Another water--leave the bottle. 1.1892 0.05667 74 63 8 3
5586 I just assumed the fin was your tip. 1.1892 0.05331 74 62 10 2
5587 And could I trouble you for a large bowl of water on the side, please? 1.1892 0.05667 74 63 8 3
5588 You think I can’t tell when they’re watered down?!! 1.1892 0.04971 74 61 12 1
5589 I’ll have a palindrome. 1.1892 0.04971 74 61 12 1
5590 Sea Breeze, ultra-wet and dirty. Worms on the side. 1.1892 0.04971 74 61 12 1
5591 I'm not sure I'll be walking out of here. 1.1892 0.04971 74 61 12 1
5592 I don't want to brag, but I'm an expert on hook up lines. 1.1892 0.04584 74 60 14 0
5593 She's got some nerve telling me that I drink like a fish! 1.1892 0.04971 74 61 12 1
5594 I just won the contest, "drinking like a fish." 1.1892 0.05331 74 62 10 2
5595 This is not my idea of a watering hole. 1.1892 0.04971 74 61 12 1
5596 Very well, I'll stop making water puns now. 1.1892 0.04971 74 61 12 1
5597 I'd like something not too dry. 1.1892 0.05985 74 64 6 4
5598 I'll tell you what smells fishy - a bartender tell me I've had plenty. I know plenty pal and this ain't it! 1.1892 0.04971 74 61 12 1
5599 I don't yell at you when you drink like a human 1.1892 0.05667 74 63 8 3
5600 Yeah ... I drink like a fish ... I think it’s genetic. 1.1892 0.05331 74 62 10 2
5601 No--I drink like a mermaid turned INTO a fish. 1.1892 0.04971 74 61 12 1
5602 I'm in the mood for a strong Barracuda tonight. 1.1892 0.04971 74 61 12 1
5603 Who says I'm drink as a fush? 1.1892 0.04971 74 61 12 1
5604 My friends say I drink like a whale. 1.1892 0.04971 74 61 12 1
5605 I just feel like a fish out of water. 1.1892 0.05985 74 64 6 4
5606 Sex on the Beach, and no wisecracks." 1.1892 0.04971 74 61 12 1
5607 Don't tell me about "Salt Life" buddy 1.1892 0.04971 74 61 12 1
5608 The glass here has this fishy smell 1.1892 0.05667 74 63 8 3
5609 A bottom of water, please. 1.1892 0.05331 74 62 10 2
5610 A margarita. Hold the tequila. I just want the worm. 1.1892 0.04971 74 61 12 1
5611 Can I have some water? 1.1892 0.04971 74 61 12 1
5612 Studies show no amount of alcohol is safe for humans.... You're lucky you'll aways have me. 1.1892 0.05331 74 62 10 2
5613 Keep those triple oxygenated sea waters coming 1.1892 0.05667 74 63 8 3
5614 Give me an H2O on the the rocks, and make it a double! Had a tough day at the aquarium. 1.1892 0.05331 74 62 10 2
5615 As a matter of fact, that's not the way I drink. 1.1892 0.04971 74 61 12 1
5616 Vodka can marinate you, you know. 1.1892 0.04971 74 61 12 1
5617 Do you have a whiskey that’s a bit more… salty? 1.1892 0.04971 74 61 12 1
5618 Does that hot number come here often -- the one with the cute little mouth, wide-set eyes and come-hither gills 1.1892 0.04971 74 61 12 1
5619 Well, duh! And no, my quartet will NOT play Purple Haze! 1.1892 0.05667 74 63 8 3
5620 I don't need you to tell me what I drink like! 1.1892 0.04971 74 61 12 1
5621 Scotch straight, NO damn water! 1.1892 0.04584 74 60 14 0
5622 Do I want my scotch with water? Of course not, why do you think I schlepped here in the first place! 1.1892 0.04584 74 60 14 0
5623 Under the circumstances, drinking like a fish is not neccessarily a negative 1.1892 0.04971 74 61 12 1
5624 Really? You think I want the martini dry? 1.1892 0.04971 74 61 12 1
5625 I'm the one that got away Joe. Give me a double! 1.1892 0.04584 74 60 14 0
5626 You can’t shut me off, I drink like a fish. 1.1892 0.04971 74 61 12 1
5627 It’s that kind of species stereotype that drove me to drink. 1.1892 0.04971 74 61 12 1
5628 Most aspiring actors hoping to pay the rent by mixing drinks don't pass this part of the test. Congrats. You got the job. And yes, we pay scale. 1.1892 0.05331 74 62 10 2
5629 What a tired joke! "...fish out of water". Just give me a beer. 1.1892 0.05667 74 63 8 3
5630 Yea, I drink like one, so set'em Joe! 1.1892 0.05667 74 63 8 3
5631 Whatever it is you serve has got to be better for me than the deep blue sea! Make it a double!! 1.1892 0.05331 74 62 10 2
5632 Sylvia? How could I forget? The one that got away. 1.1892 0.04584 74 60 14 0
5633 I,m bald? 1.1892 0.05667 74 63 8 3
5634 What do you mean that you're Out Of Water!?? 1.1892 0.05331 74 62 10 2
5635 C’mon pal, just pour one more. Now is not the time to be koy. 1.1892 0.04971 74 61 12 1
5636 Another. And yes, I know I drink like a fish. 1.1892 0.05331 74 62 10 2
5637 A martini very wet. With two goldfish, please. 1.1892 0.05331 74 62 10 2
5638 Can I have 2 more glasses of salt water? 1.1892 0.04971 74 61 12 1
5639 I don't care what you say! There's never more fish in the sea! 1.1892 0.05331 74 62 10 2
5640 Yeah, I don't even know how that came to be a phrase. We don't even drink the water! 1.1892 0.04971 74 61 12 1
5641 Don’t you dare try to sneak some water into that glass, chief. I came here to defy its restraints on my species. 1.1892 0.05985 74 64 6 4
5642 What? Where I’m from it only costs a fin!!! 1.1892 0.04584 74 60 14 0
5643 That’s quite the mustache! 1.1892 0.05667 74 63 8 3
5644 who said I was drunk as a fish ? 1.1892 0.05331 74 62 10 2
5645 So a rabbi walks into a bar with a parrot on his shoulder... 1.1892 0.04584 74 60 14 0
5646 That's a cheap stereotype. 1.1892 0.05331 74 62 10 2
5647 What do you mean “Fishy”? 1.1892 0.04971 74 61 12 1
5648 I'll have a margarita but no salt on the rim please. 1.1892 0.04971 74 61 12 1
5649 Hey big boy, want to have a drink later? I'm wild-caught. 1.1892 0.05331 74 62 10 2
5650 Please, no drink like a fish jokes! 1.1892 0.04584 74 60 14 0
5651 Not me - Luca Brasi never slept with this fish! 1.1892 0.04971 74 61 12 1
5652 When I was younger, I was part of the top party school in the country! 1.1892 0.05331 74 62 10 2
5653 If you ask me one more time if I drink like a fish, I'll down you. 1.1892 0.05667 74 63 8 3
5654 Hey buddy, that was salmonchanted drink! 1.1892 0.04584 74 60 14 0
5655 Let me tell you a whopper of a fish tale. 1.1892 0.05331 74 62 10 2
5656 I hear this is a great Sushi bar. 1.1892 0.04584 74 60 14 0
5657 I always feel like a fish out of water here. 1.1892 0.04971 74 61 12 1
5658 Did you hear the one about the horse with the straight face? 1.1892 0.04971 74 61 12 1
5659 One fish, Two fish, Grey goose, Drunk fish 1.1892 0.05331 74 62 10 2
5660 Dry martini, hold the towel. 1.1892 0.04971 74 61 12 1
5661 I'll have a tequila, and don't forget the worm. 1.1892 0.05331 74 62 10 2
5662 Well, cosplay is thirsty work! 1.1892 0.04584 74 60 14 0
5663 No, I will not stick around for the fish fry. 1.1892 0.05331 74 62 10 2
5664 And where did You think "drinks like a fish" came from? 1.1892 0.04971 74 61 12 1
5665 Ahh...come on...one more won’t hurt....I’m supposed to drink like a fish! 1.1892 0.05331 74 62 10 2
5666 Where I come from, the food is always included 1.1892 0.05331 74 62 10 2
5667 And then she says to me, “Why don’t we try that new seafood place tonight.” 1.1892 0.04971 74 61 12 1
5668 Whaddya got for a haddock? 1.1892 0.05331 74 62 10 2
5669 I'd like a blue lagoon with no ice 1.1892 0.04971 74 61 12 1
5670 One more water 1.1892 0.04584 74 60 14 0
5671 More water! 1.1892 0.05667 74 63 8 3
5672 It's your lucky day. Yes, I am the one who drinks like a fish. 1.1892 0.04971 74 61 12 1
5673 Yes, yes I do. 1.1892 0.05331 74 62 10 2
5674 Hold the vermouth. I like it extra dry. Weird, huh? 1.1892 0.04584 74 60 14 0
5675 Don’t tell me to dry out! 1.1892 0.04971 74 61 12 1
5676 I hard this was the best carpe diem bar in town. 1.1892 0.05331 74 62 10 2
5677 No, actually, I DON'T drink like a me! 1.1892 0.05331 74 62 10 2
5678 ”You wouldn’t have a couple of worms to throw into that real dry martini? 1.1892 0.04971 74 61 12 1
5679 Already tried drowning my sorrow, but my body won't let me. 1.1892 0.04971 74 61 12 1
5680 After she demanded I turn her into the Ruler of the sea, I knew I had enough. 1.1892 0.04971 74 61 12 1
5681 I can't drown, but I can drown my sorrows. 1.1892 0.04971 74 61 12 1
5682 Wait, closing time? I don't sleep! Now fill me up again! 1.1892 0.05667 74 63 8 3
5683 ...and another thing, the term "drinks like a fish" is offensive...hold on, can I get another shot? 1.1892 0.04971 74 61 12 1
5684 Did you know I’m with the Met? I sing bass. 1.1892 0.04971 74 61 12 1
5685 I am convinced there is something fishy going on. Believe me, I know. 1.1892 0.04971 74 61 12 1
5686 It's hard to find an honest line. 1.1892 0.05331 74 62 10 2
5687 Yeah, I drink like a fish, but I do not have a hollow leg. 1.1892 0.05331 74 62 10 2
5688 Tell me if you've heard this one before..." 1.1892 0.05331 74 62 10 2
5689 If you tell me I drink like a fish, I'll hit you with my tail. 1.1892 0.05985 74 64 6 4
5690 Of course I drink like a fish! What did you expect." 1.1892 0.05331 74 62 10 2
5691 Don't Ever say I drink like a Fish again.. 1.1892 0.05331 74 62 10 2
5692 Seabreeze. 1.1892 0.05667 74 63 8 3
5693 You thought the frog was hard to believe, wait’ll you hear my tale! 1.1892 0.05331 74 62 10 2
5694 And then she says, 'Don't get koi with me.' That's when I knew it was over. 1.1892 0.04971 74 61 12 1
5695 Ebbing tensions 1.1892 0.05331 74 62 10 2
5696 Don't tell me you're out of water, look at me! 1.1892 0.04971 74 61 12 1
5697 Tragically, "Pissed to the gills" is a euphemism I am all too familiar with. 1.1892 0.04971 74 61 12 1
5698 Straight salt water. None of that pink stuff. 1.1892 0.04971 74 61 12 1
5699 Do you think this is enough water? this is life and death here 1.1892 0.04971 74 61 12 1
5700 Can I get the worm without the tequila? 1.1892 0.04584 74 60 14 0
5701 ...but if I gut one of you, it’s the end of the world. 1.1892 0.04584 74 60 14 0
5702 Let me tell you anout the man who caught me. He was this big... 1.1892 0.05331 74 62 10 2
5703 It's not like I've never heard that metaphor before. 1.1892 0.05331 74 62 10 2
5704 It's nine o'clock on a Saturday, the Salmoninae crowd rushes in. 1.1892 0.05667 74 63 8 3
5705 Another water on the rocks, and keep them coming. 1.1892 0.04971 74 61 12 1
5706 Green in the gills? Just keep setting 'em up, pal. I drink like, well, you know. 1.1892 0.04971 74 61 12 1
5707 Please.....no 'a carp walks into a bar' jokes.. 1.1892 0.05667 74 63 8 3
5708 I'm trying to break my water addiction. 1.1892 0.05331 74 62 10 2
5709 I said ‘scotch with a splash of saltwater’. 1.1892 0.04971 74 61 12 1
5710 I know this may sound fishy, but let me finish. 1.1892 0.04971 74 61 12 1
5711 Sea Breeze with a splash please 1.1892 0.04584 74 60 14 0
5712 I’m looking at six empty glasses here, pal. I get cranky when I’m a outta water. 1.1892 0.05331 74 62 10 2
5713 This stuff goes straight through my head 1.1892 0.05331 74 62 10 2
5714 Did you hear the one about the grasshopper who goes into a bar and...? 1.1892 0.04971 74 61 12 1
5715 Did I tell you about the one that got away? 1.1892 0.05667 74 63 8 3
5716 No, I don't drink like a fish. 1.1892 0.04971 74 61 12 1
5717 Of course I drink like that. What do you think I am? 1.1892 0.04971 74 61 12 1
5718 One more, please. After all, I AM a fish out of water! 1.1892 0.05331 74 62 10 2
5719 And I suppose you drink like a man? 1.1892 0.04971 74 61 12 1
5720 Another Margarita, but hold the salt. 1.1892 0.05331 74 62 10 2
5721 But my doctor says it's OK if I drink like a fish. 1.1892 0.04971 74 61 12 1
5722 Do I have a tail for you... 1.1892 0.05667 74 63 8 3
5723 Fish: You know why they call it drink like a fish ? Bar keep: Go home Bill. You’re drunk. 1.1892 0.04971 74 61 12 1
5724 Any suggestions for finding a good 'little pond' ? 1.1892 0.04971 74 61 12 1
5725 Fish says to the bartender... "I don't know what it is but, I never feel comfortable here". 1.1892 0.04971 74 61 12 1
5726 I see we're sporting the same style today, but I actually used to rock a mullet! 1.1892 0.05331 74 62 10 2
5727 That’s right ...keep them coming I’m going to drink like a fish! 1.1892 0.04584 74 60 14 0
5728 Well, at least I look like a fish! 1.1892 0.04971 74 61 12 1
5729 Water, please. Lots and lots of water." 1.1892 0.05331 74 62 10 2
5730 I should have scaled back and stuck with the Bass. 1.1892 0.04971 74 61 12 1
5731 I'll have a fish out of water cocktail with an anchovy. 1.1892 0.05331 74 62 10 2
5732 Don't tell me what I drink like again or you'll be sleeping with us. 1.1892 0.04584 74 60 14 0
5733 Do you know that this business is under water? 1.1892 0.05667 74 63 8 3
5734 Anything except Kingfisher, please. 1.1892 0.05331 74 62 10 2
5735 We were compatible for years until he started drinking like a man. 1.1892 0.04584 74 60 14 0
5736 A water back with a little salt, please. 1.1892 0.04971 74 61 12 1
5737 Spawn it, I'll have another one. 1.1892 0.04971 74 61 12 1
5738 Did you hear the one about the clam, the crab, and the squid who came into a bar? 1.1892 0.04584 74 60 14 0
5739 I'll have as many as it takes, because I saw the worm. 1.1892 0.05667 74 63 8 3
5740 Honestly, it was this big! 1.1892 0.05331 74 62 10 2
5741 OK, one more time...Now listen closely...A doctor, a lawyer and a Rabbi are playing golf... 1.1892 0.05331 74 62 10 2
5742 . . . and that’s when I started drinking like a fish. 1.1892 0.04971 74 61 12 1
5743 If you tell my wife I was here, you'll be swimmin' with the me's. 1.1892 0.05331 74 62 10 2
5744 Make it a wet Martini, Al. Very wet. 1.1892 0.05331 74 62 10 2
5745 My ex wife told me I drink like a fish! 1.1892 0.04971 74 61 12 1
5746 As a matter of fact I am on the wagon. 1.1892 0.05331 74 62 10 2
5747 I'll have another; my fishpool is outside 1.1892 0.05331 74 62 10 2
5748 Don't tell me that there are plenty of other fish in the sea. 1.1892 0.05331 74 62 10 2
5749 No I don't want to discuss my drinking prowess I just want to find the nearest water. 1.1892 0.05331 74 62 10 2
5750 Contrary to popular belief, this is how the Red Snapper was invented 1.1892 0.04971 74 61 12 1
5751 Then he said "something smells fishy. .." 1.1892 0.05331 74 62 10 2
5752 Can you believe she left me for a sandshark? 1.1892 0.04971 74 61 12 1
5753 Gimme a virgin scotch and water. 1.1889 0.04149 90 73 17 0
5754 You're lucky I'm not a mean drunk shark. 1.1875 0.04738 80 66 13 1
5755 No, thanks. Just water. Hold the lemon. 1.1875 0.04738 80 66 13 1
5756 there are so many gold ones on that site I had to go platinum. 1.1875 0.05061 80 67 11 2
5757 Just stop--I KNOW this is watered down. 1.1875 0.04391 80 65 15 0
5758 No, unlike that bartender from ‘The Shining’ I am real. 1.1875 0.05061 80 67 11 2
5759 My pond is of a respectable size, you worthless piece of trash. 1.1875 0.04738 80 66 13 1
5760 But I'm trying to drink like a HUMAN! 1.1875 0.04738 80 66 13 1
5761 I don't appreciate that metaphor, and yes I will have another. 1.1875 0.04738 80 66 13 1
5762 I had one helluva time getting past your bouncer Tim Lachman 408 Arthurs Round Table Wynnewood, PA 19096 1.1875 0.05061 80 67 11 2
5763 I drink like a fish, so what is the problem. 1.1867 0.04911 75 62 12 1
5764 Hurry up -- I'm out of water! 1.1867 0.04911 75 62 12 1
5765 Something is fishy here! 1.1867 0.04911 75 62 12 1
5766 So a trout and a catfish walk into a bar....... 1.1867 0.04911 75 62 12 1
5767 Whadda ya mean I should “Flush my worries and cares away”? 1.1867 0.04911 75 62 12 1
5768 Scotch with a tank full of water, please. 1.1867 0.04911 75 62 12 1
5769 Just a light beer thanks bar tender, I’m hoping to hook up with a couple of my buddies on the ebb tide... 1.1867 0.05597 75 64 8 3
5770 Did did did I ever tell you about this one time this one time in school? 1.1867 0.05265 75 63 10 2
5771 A gimlet and two sardines, please! 1.1867 0.05597 75 64 8 3
5772 It’s not as easy as you’d think to get a good “dry” martini 1.1867 0.05597 75 64 8 3
5773 I'm telling you, that fish spa gig is not for everyone 1.1867 0.04911 75 62 12 1
5774 So, do you have any sevens? 1.1867 0.05597 75 64 8 3
5775 She left me for Ray… 1.1867 0.05265 75 63 10 2
5776 ok, but give the fucking water back 1.1867 0.05265 75 63 10 2
5777 Shot of saltwater please. Double. Neat. 1.1867 0.04911 75 62 12 1
5778 ... and I still out-sloshed him - even though my gills are lower. 1.1867 0.05597 75 64 8 3
5779 He said, "I'll meet you over at the bar at sundown.If he turns up, tell him I'm in the pool room." 1.1867 0.05265 75 63 10 2
5780 So parched -- Let me have a pint -- Hold the glass 1.1867 0.05265 75 63 10 2
5781 I’m not an addict! It’s just that this “sex on the beach” drink is like potato chips—-you can’t have just one! 1.1867 0.05265 75 63 10 2
5782 You can't cut me off; I drink like a fish! 1.1867 0.05597 75 64 8 3
5783 I know, I know; I’m such a stereotype... 1.1867 0.04911 75 62 12 1
5784 Did you hear the one about the fish who wouldn't take the bait? 1.1867 0.04911 75 62 12 1
5785 She said I was being too Koi. 1.1867 0.05910 75 65 6 4
5786 Who you callin' a dolphin? 1.1867 0.05265 75 63 10 2
5787 You sound just like those bastards at the Furries Convention. 1.1867 0.05265 75 63 10 2
5788 Yeah, well, you're my enabler. 1.1867 0.05265 75 63 10 2
5789 Three punchlines walk into a bar......... 1.1867 0.04530 75 61 14 0
5790 She said she need some breathing room. 1.1867 0.04530 75 61 14 0
5791 I drink to forget... So get me a whiskey in under 3 seconds. 1.1867 0.04911 75 62 12 1
5792 One for my fingerling and one more for the road. 1.1867 0.05265 75 63 10 2
5793 Give it to me straight. No water 1.1867 0.04911 75 62 12 1
5794 Another round over here, it's not just water that I'm out of. 1.1867 0.04530 75 61 14 0
5795 Where else would I go to Carp? 1.1867 0.05265 75 63 10 2
5796 I've had enough water. Now I want Scotch. 1.1867 0.05265 75 63 10 2
5797 So this chinicuil walks into a bar . . . 1.1867 0.04911 75 62 12 1
5798 I'll have a margarita. Leave off the salt. 1.1867 0.04911 75 62 12 1
5799 Aren't you the guy I've seen enter that sushi restaurant across the street? 1.1867 0.05910 75 65 6 4
5800 Getting back in the bowl is my problem. 1.1867 0.04911 75 62 12 1
5801 I shaved the mustache 'cause everyone said I looked like you. 1.1867 0.04911 75 62 12 1
5802 Yeah, yeah, a fish walks into a bar....blah, blah, blah. Now get me a Cape Coder and don't ask any questions. 1.1867 0.04911 75 62 12 1
5803 Does your liquor contain plastic particles? 1.1867 0.04911 75 62 12 1
5804 Sorry! I can't serve you. You're stewed to the gills! 1.1867 0.04911 75 62 12 1
5805 We were getting along swimmingly until she told me I drank like a fish. 1.1867 0.04911 75 62 12 1
5806 What's wrong, never seen a koi walk into a bar before? 1.1867 0.04530 75 61 14 0
5807 So what if I’m two years old? Most fish in the average American household don’t live past two weeks! 1.1867 0.05265 75 63 10 2
5808 So what else would I drink like! 1.1867 0.05265 75 63 10 2
5809 Bartender: "Rough day?" Fish: "I just got evicted, so yeah, you could say that." 1.1867 0.05265 75 63 10 2
5810 I'll have the worm from your finest bottle of tequila 1.1867 0.05265 75 63 10 2
5811 Thank you but do you have a bowl of water? 1.1867 0.05265 75 63 10 2
5812 You're outa water-this whole bar is outa water! 1.1867 0.05265 75 63 10 2
5813 I quit my job but, as I tried explaining to my wife, “only dead fish swim with the stream.” 1.1867 0.05265 75 63 10 2
5814 Well, my story's true. You call it fishy because like most humans, you're a speciest! 1.1867 0.05265 75 63 10 2
5815 ...I drink like fish?! Hey what’s that supposed to mean?! 1.1867 0.04911 75 62 12 1
5816 A heavy glug, my body cures alcohol nicely. 1.1867 0.04911 75 62 12 1
5817 I just posted bail for the halibut....I'm off the hook" 1.1867 0.05265 75 63 10 2
5818 Do I look schoowledhed? 1.1867 0.05265 75 63 10 2
5819 And then he said, we don't need any more cycle lanes! 1.1867 0.05265 75 63 10 2
5820 Don't you worry about me, I can never get sloshed! 1.1867 0.05265 75 63 10 2
5821 Pass The Sea -Weed! I said No Salt with my tequila! Listen! That sounds Fishy! 1.1867 0.04530 75 61 14 0
5822 Ha ha, "Carpe diem". Yes, because I'm a carp. Veeery original! I tell you what, buddy, keep them coming because tonight, I'm going to drink like a fish. 1.1867 0.05265 75 63 10 2
5823 And I tell 'm, "You know what, Charlie? You ARE the chicken of the sea!" 1.1867 0.05597 75 64 8 3
5824 Keep those H2O's coming 1.1867 0.04911 75 62 12 1
5825 I'll have a very dry martini. 1.1867 0.04911 75 62 12 1
5826 No! You! You're out of water! 1.1867 0.05265 75 63 10 2
5827 Whaddya mean I drink like a fish? 1.1867 0.04530 75 61 14 0
5828 What I’m really needing now is a fishbowl punch. 1.1867 0.05265 75 63 10 2
5829 No, I drink like your mom, Vardaman! 1.1867 0.05265 75 63 10 2
5830 Remind me how this goes...a fish walks into a bar... 1.1867 0.04911 75 62 12 1
5831 I’ll have a grasshopper please, and make it a double! 1.1867 0.05265 75 63 10 2
5832 I would like a very large glass of water, please. 1.1867 0.04911 75 62 12 1
5833 I’ve never had a dry martini ... 1.1867 0.05265 75 63 10 2
5834 Next time you pay on time or you'll be sleeping with the fishes. 1.1867 0.04911 75 62 12 1
5835 You’ e got some nerve cutting me off for “drinking like a fish.” 1.1867 0.04911 75 62 12 1
5836 If you suggest playing Marco Polo one more time, I'll ride my bicycle home. 1.1867 0.05265 75 63 10 2
5837 I don't tell you what you pour like, do I? 1.1867 0.05597 75 64 8 3
5838 yeah, I do, what of it? 1.1867 0.05265 75 63 10 2
5839 Do you have some plastic solvent wine? 1.1867 0.04530 75 61 14 0
5840 Don't get chummy with me, pal--just keep the dam water comin'. 1.1867 0.04911 75 62 12 1
5841 I’ll tell YOU what I drink like. 1.1867 0.05597 75 64 8 3
5842 I am in fact NOT all about that bass. 1.1867 0.05597 75 64 8 3
5843 Water, neat. And keep them coming. 1.1867 0.04911 75 62 12 1
5844 Look, before you even say it - I KNOW I have bushy eyebrows, okay? 1.1867 0.05265 75 63 10 2
5845 Hey, that’s a stereotype. We don’t all drink like this. 1.1867 0.04911 75 62 12 1
5846 Got any Seagram's Sevens? Go fish! 1.1867 0.04911 75 62 12 1
5847 And don't call me Ethel 1.1867 0.04530 75 61 14 0
5848 Pay or you sleep with the fishes.” 1.1867 0.04911 75 62 12 1
5849 Something to forget sharks. 1.1867 0.04911 75 62 12 1
5850 Theres something very fishy about this bar! 1.1867 0.04530 75 61 14 0
5851 Oh, so now we want to enforce a limit? 1.1867 0.04911 75 62 12 1
5852 Stop floundering and get me a double. 1.1867 0.04911 75 62 12 1
5853 You want to know where I was kissed? 1.1867 0.04911 75 62 12 1
5854 I'm a fish out of water. 1.1867 0.05597 75 64 8 3
5855 That’s very funny, wise guy. If you don’t keep pouring I’ll show you a real fish out of water. 1.1867 0.05265 75 63 10 2
5856 Oh Yeah!.......Well, your mixology taste like stool samples! 1.1867 0.05597 75 64 8 3
5857 You go after the wrong barfly, and they've caught ya. Hook, line, and drinker. 1.1867 0.04530 75 61 14 0
5858 Just drop the cliches and give me another! 1.1867 0.04911 75 62 12 1
5859 Man, do I have a fish out of water story for you. 1.1867 0.04911 75 62 12 1
5860 Anymore whiskey and I’ll drown 1.1867 0.05265 75 63 10 2
5861 I only look like I could. 1.1867 0.04911 75 62 12 1
5862 Do I look like I want a flight? 1.1867 0.04911 75 62 12 1
5863 Put a little more water in it. 1.1867 0.05265 75 63 10 2
5864 Please fill these glasses with tap water. And don't give me that cheap stuff again or i swear on my mother's grave i'll rip off that kinky mustache and slap it across your forhead until you look like a normal human being. 1.1867 0.05597 75 64 8 3
5865 There's something not fishy about this drink. 1.1867 0.05265 75 63 10 2
5866 Something smells fishy about this drink. But I can't seem to put a finger on it. 1.1867 0.04530 75 61 14 0
5867 So why wouldn’t I drink like a fish ? Doesn’t everybody ? 1.1867 0.05597 75 64 8 3
5868 And everyone keeps saying, there're plenty of fish in the sea-hasn't been my experience. 1.1867 0.05597 75 64 8 3
5869 Ironically, I had to come here to drown my sorrows. 1.1867 0.04911 75 62 12 1
5870 You don't have to remind me that I drink like a fish! 1.1867 0.04911 75 62 12 1
5871 Let minnow when you think I've had enough. 1.1867 0.05265 75 63 10 2
5872 All the water you have, please! 1.1867 0.04911 75 62 12 1
5873 Yeah, yeah, I drink like a fish. Never heard that before. 1.1867 0.05597 75 64 8 3
5874 Hey! Shut up! At least you have that mustache! 1.1860 0.04533 86 71 14 1
5875 I feel out of my element tonight. Perhaps it's the tequila. 1.1852 0.05955 54 45 8 1
5876 You’re right, there are plenty of chicks in the pen! 1.1852 0.05303 81 69 9 3
5877 I will have a gill martini up with a straw. 1.1852 0.05003 81 68 11 2
5878 Are you out of anything? 1.1852 0.05003 81 68 11 2
5879 Don't worry, I do not have a driver's license. 1.1842 0.04852 76 63 12 1
5880 I didn't stop when they told me not to leave the water and I'm not going to stop now! 1.1842 0.05201 76 64 10 2
5881 This isn't 'Finding Dory,' man - I will remember these watered-down drinks. 1.1842 0.05528 76 65 8 3
5882 A splash of your finest bourbon. 1.1842 0.04852 76 63 12 1
5883 Make it a shot of Tequila; and leave the worm. 1.1842 0.05201 76 64 10 2
5884 Line em up, that Hudson is something else in the Summer ! 1.1842 0.04476 76 62 14 0
5885 I find your fishbowl cocktail problematic 1.1842 0.05528 76 65 8 3
5886 I'll have a glass of absinthe, and be sure to put the worm in it 1.1842 0.04852 76 63 12 1
5887 Nature, nurture. Who cares? Just give me a drink, pal. And don’t stint on the water. 1.1842 0.05528 76 65 8 3
5888 I swear, if I have to hear that old canard one more time, I'll drink everything in this place. 1.1842 0.05201 76 64 10 2
5889 Why is it that every time I come in for a drink you make me feel like a fish out of water” 1.1842 0.04852 76 63 12 1
5890 I told you NO ice cubes only a lot of water. 1.1842 0.04852 76 63 12 1
5891 Do some really drink like a fish...?! 1.1842 0.05528 76 65 8 3
5892 I'll have a Sea Breeze with a splash of brine. 1.1842 0.05528 76 65 8 3
5893 I am going to sue POF ... this is a bait and switch conjob ... there are no fish! 1.1842 0.05528 76 65 8 3
5894 I ‘ve never have taken the bait. 1.1842 0.05201 76 64 10 2
5895 The next one determines if you sink or swim 1.1842 0.05528 76 65 8 3
5896 The hook was huge, but I got away. 1.1842 0.04852 76 63 12 1
5897 They call me MISTER KOI! 1.1842 0.04852 76 63 12 1
5898 My wife doesn't understand me. I mean, get reel, what's wrong with a little filet on the side? 1.1842 0.05201 76 64 10 2
5899 of course I drink like a fish." Joyce C. Grimm, Pittsburgh,P 1.1842 0.05528 76 65 8 3
5900 Not tequila. Mescal. You know, the one with the worm 1.1842 0.04852 76 63 12 1
5901 You remind me of a guy behind the counter at Zabar's. 1.1842 0.04852 76 63 12 1
5902 Don't get coy with me. Keep them coming. 1.1842 0.05528 76 65 8 3
5903 U,Hem. That's still not enough water. 1.1842 0.04476 76 62 14 0
5904 I am trying to scale back, so let me have a soda with a twist. 1.1842 0.05201 76 64 10 2
5905 No, I am not drunk, I can drink like a fish. 1.1842 0.04852 76 63 12 1
5906 Either agree to serve me, or tomorrow I bring the whole school. 1.1842 0.04852 76 63 12 1
5907 You are giving us a bad name by making us beer battered. 1.1842 0.05837 76 66 6 4
5908 "Yeah, I know. I drink like a fish. 1.1842 0.05201 76 64 10 2
5909 A gorilla walks into a bar... 1.1842 0.05528 76 65 8 3
5910 If I keep drinking you won't be able to tell that I smell like a fish. 1.1842 0.04476 76 62 14 0
5911 Hey, gill-less wonder, you got a problem? 1.1842 0.05201 76 64 10 2
5912 Make that one for my baby and one more for the rill. 1.1842 0.05837 76 66 6 4
5913 I'll have a mullet with anchovies and a squeeze of pig fish. 1.1842 0.05201 76 64 10 2
5914 I need two more glasses of water for my eight glass quota. 1.1842 0.05528 76 65 8 3
5915 I'll tell you when I've had enough water! 1.1842 0.04852 76 63 12 1
5916 Salt water on the rocks, please..... 1.1842 0.04852 76 63 12 1
5917 Swish, swish.. I was a goner. I fell for little Goldie , hook, line , and sinker 1.1842 0.05528 76 65 8 3
5918 Martini, dry, shaken not stirred, with a straw. 1.1842 0.04852 76 63 12 1
5919 If I hear "drinks like a fish" one more time, someone's gonna get fin-slapped. 1.1842 0.04852 76 63 12 1
5920 With what's going on at the White House, I need a double! 1.1842 0.05201 76 64 10 2
5921 Yes, I want it dry! 1.1842 0.04852 76 63 12 1
5922 So a tuna, a bass and a minnow named Sal swim into a bar...heard it already? 1.1842 0.05201 76 64 10 2
5923 I’m going to need a bigger splash with this. 1.1842 0.04476 76 62 14 0
5924 I work hard. I can spend my carper diem however I want... 1.1842 0.05201 76 64 10 2
5925 Hey buddy, I asked for FRESH lake water with my scotch. 1.1842 0.05528 76 65 8 3
5926 Ya gotta be a mammal to get a drink around here? 1.1818 0.04795 77 64 12 1
5927 I'll have a Lime Margaritas and a Shrimp Cocktail. 1.1818 0.05249 66 55 10 1
5928 I drank like a fish last night, now I need the hair of the dog. 1.1818 0.04795 77 64 12 1
5929 Yeah, i don't know what i expected, I fell for a salt water fish. 1.1818 0.05675 66 56 8 2
5930 Said the goldfish ....”I’m depressed ! The donald stole my only color choice “. 1.1818 0.05675 66 56 8 2
5931 I'll have a double shot of water with two worms 1.1806 0.05354 72 61 9 2
5932 It is not a 'girl drink'. Do I look like a girl? 1.1806 0.04565 72 59 13 0
5933 Okay, sure. But I eat like a bird. 1.1806 0.04565 72 59 13 0
5934 You're still not getting enough salt in it. 1.1806 0.04565 72 59 13 0
5935 'You drink like a fish.' That's funny. Yeah, I've never heard that one before. So original! 1.1806 0.04565 72 59 13 0
5936 I'm not drunk to the gills. I'm always this way. 1.1806 0.05708 72 62 7 3
5937 How can I help you? Have you seen my brother? I don't know, what does he look like? 1.1806 0.05354 72 61 9 2
5938 No, I don’t drink like a human! 1.1806 0.04975 72 60 11 1
5939 Listen here,*glub* buddy. It's not like I'm going to *glub* drive home. 1.1806 0.04975 72 60 11 1
5940 Drinks like a fish means no straw. 1.1806 0.04975 72 60 11 1
5941 Now I'll show you how to drink like a fish! 1.1806 0.04565 72 59 13 0
5942 You're cutting me off? I've had like two shrimp cocktails. 1.1806 0.04975 72 60 11 1
5943 Only my friends call me 'Chum,' barkeep. 1.1806 0.04565 72 59 13 0
5944 Our first date? A total catfish. 1.1806 0.05354 72 61 9 2
5945 Right now my disparate liquidity cannot be finessed. 1.1806 0.05354 72 61 9 2
5946 'Quickly, give me something to drink! I cannot breathe...' 1.1806 0.04975 72 60 11 1
5947 It all began when you taught a man how to fish. 1.1806 0.05354 72 61 9 2
5948 « Tequila neat, with a twist of worm » 1.1806 0.04975 72 60 11 1
5949 One more, please. I drink like a fish. 1.1806 0.04565 72 59 13 0
5950 That's a stupid joke. A fish can't walk. 1.1806 0.04975 72 60 11 1
5951 I know you don't get many fish in this place and at these prices, you're not likely to get many more. 1.1806 0.05354 72 61 9 2
5952 Over-served? Take a good look buddy. 1.1806 0.05708 72 62 7 3
5953 It's pronounced TALL-AP-E-A. and don't you forget it. 1.1806 0.05708 72 62 7 3
5954 We'll, you warned me. I was drinking like a fish. Now look at me. 1.1806 0.04565 72 59 13 0
5955 Cut me off! Seriously? You've never heard of a fish out of scotch and water? 1.1806 0.05354 72 61 9 2
5956 If I hear one joke about drinking like a fish, I will have to kill you. 1.1806 0.05354 72 61 9 2
5957 Wow... like I've never heard THAT one before.... 'jus keep them coming pal! 1.1806 0.04975 72 60 11 1
5958 Come on, why don't you just say it already? What do I drink like? 1.1806 0.04975 72 60 11 1
5959 Bill knew the fellas would never believe this "Big Fish" story. 1.1806 0.05354 72 61 9 2
5960 You're thinking of the skunk. Tomorrow, I'll be like the judge. 1.1806 0.05708 72 62 7 3
5961 Keep 'em coming. Booze goes right through me. 1.1806 0.04975 72 60 11 1
5962 I'm getting sick and tired of people calling me an invasive species. 1.1806 0.04975 72 60 11 1
5963 That's just speciest. 1.1806 0.04975 72 60 11 1
5964 Fine! I drink like a fish! Set 'em up again! 1.1806 0.04975 72 60 11 1
5965 On a scale of 1 to 10 this has been a wreck of a week 1.1806 0.04975 72 60 11 1
5966 Yea, I drink like one, too. 1.1806 0.05354 72 61 9 2
5967 Because it’s my first hookup, and I feel like a fish out of water. 1.1806 0.05354 72 61 9 2
5968 You’re telling me I drink like a fish?! Hey, buddy! I AM a fish! 1.1806 0.04975 72 60 11 1
5969 Life just feels so dry lately.. 1.1806 0.05708 72 62 7 3
5970 Something to wet my whistle. 1.1806 0.05354 72 61 9 2
5971 Dirty martini, but it tastes more like the Atlantic! 1.1806 0.05354 72 61 9 2
5972 Times were tough when this was a dry county. 1.1806 0.05354 72 61 9 2
5973 So Gil honey, you want my East River address? 1.1806 0.04565 72 59 13 0
5974 I can’t remember the last time I got carded. 1.1795 0.04373 78 64 14 0
5975 Your reputation precedes you. 1.1795 0.04739 78 65 12 1
5976 Actually, my DNA ancestry is from Finland. 1.1791 0.05177 67 56 10 1
5977 What a dive! 1.1781 0.04509 73 60 13 0
5978 My wifes a slut 1.1781 0.04913 73 61 11 1
5979 I know what you’re thinking, but I’m actually a mammal. 1.1781 0.05286 73 62 9 2
5980 I’ll have a very, very large water.... And stop calling me shrimp. 1.1781 0.05286 73 62 9 2
5981 I like my martinis dry 1.1781 0.04913 73 61 11 1
5982 Oh, you think a show about a bar could be funnier than me, out of water? Ha! 1.1781 0.04913 73 61 11 1
5983 I'll have you know, I'm a teetotaler! 1.1781 0.05286 73 62 9 2
5984 I said keep 'em coming! 1.1772 0.04684 79 66 12 1
5985 Yeah, well you pour like a cueball with a snotmop. 1.1772 0.04684 79 66 12 1
5986 Depends--how big a bowl of punch? 1.1765 0.05070 85 73 9 3
5987 If I wanted a watered-down whiskey, I'd have stayed in the sea! 1.1757 0.04454 74 61 13 0
5988 Yeah, and at these prices you're not likely to get many more koi in here! 1.1757 0.04852 74 62 11 1
5989 It’s all disgusting hake news. 1.1750 0.05270 80 69 8 3
5990 Sure, I've had six drinks - but what do you think I am "a fish out of water"? 1.1739 0.05445 69 59 8 2
5991 you're sure no cats drink here, right? 1.1739 0.05039 69 58 10 1
5992 So a salmon, a herring and guppy walk into this bar..... 1.1739 0.05039 69 58 10 1
5993 Gimme a double without the damn stereotyping! 1.1739 0.05039 69 58 10 1
5994 NO COLLUSION! 1.1739 0.04596 69 57 12 0
5995 Listen, pal, I’ll tell *you* when I’m done breathing. 1.1739 0.05039 69 58 10 1
5996 You know- everyone says I’m Alpha too but I’m just a really big Betta! 1.1739 0.05445 69 59 8 2
5997 Sometimes I feel like I'm the only fish in the sea. 1.1739 0.05039 69 58 10 1
5998 In a nutshell, that small pond ain’t all it’s cracked up to be. 1.1739 0.04596 69 57 12 0
5999 You can't 86 me because I drink like a fish. 1.1739 0.05039 69 58 10 1
6000 So I told my boyfriend,'listen,I'm not just being coy.' 1.1739 0.05039 69 58 10 1
6001 Don't give me that fish eye look! 1.1739 0.05445 69 59 8 2
6002 You have no idea what it's like being a big fish in that little bowl. 1.1739 0.05039 69 58 10 1
6003 I've always said you gotta be a fish to drink like a fish. 1.1739 0.05039 69 58 10 1
6004 I don't know Charlie, sometimes I feel like a fish out of water. 1.1739 0.04596 69 57 12 0
6005 oh Come on, give me another shot of Fishkill Creek I won't drown in it 1.1739 0.04596 69 57 12 0
6006 You think I’m bad? You should meet my brother, he drinks like a fish. 1.1739 0.05039 69 58 10 1
6007 I never drink on a school day! 1.1739 0.04596 69 57 12 0
6008 Yep—back in the day I could drink like a fish! 1.1739 0.05824 69 60 6 3
6009 You think they really know how a fish drinks? 1.1739 0.05445 69 59 8 2
6010 So a priest, a rabbi, and a fisherman walk into this bar... 1.1739 0.05039 69 58 10 1
6011 At least I don’t drink like an elephant. 1.1739 0.05445 69 59 8 2
6012 You wouldn’t believe how big he was. I swallowed him hook, line and sinker. 1.1739 0.05039 69 58 10 1
6013 I'm a fish out of water, so hit me again. 1.1739 0.05445 69 59 8 2
6014 Now any wild line caught women I can hook up with? 1.1739 0.05039 69 58 10 1
6015 I’d like a round of “Sex on the Beach” 1.1739 0.05445 69 59 8 2
6016 Who else should I drink like? 1.1739 0.04596 69 57 12 0
6017 Freshwater, please 1.1739 0.05445 69 59 8 2
6018 For the last time: scotch -- and water! 1.1739 0.04596 69 57 12 0
6019 Perrier. And no wisecracks about being out of water. 1.1739 0.05039 69 58 10 1
6020 Hear the one about the striped bass? 1.1739 0.04596 69 57 12 0
6021 Stop me if you've heard this one: A fish out of water goes into a bar... 1.1739 0.04596 69 57 12 0
6022 What I want is a drink that can remind me of something. I don’t know what. 1.1739 0.05039 69 58 10 1
6023 Double water neat. 1.1739 0.04596 69 57 12 0
6024 Make sure I'm never out of water! 1.1739 0.05039 69 58 10 1
6025 This is some bespoke bullshit. 1.1739 0.04596 69 57 12 0
6026 Yeah, I drink like a fish, what's your point ? 1.1739 0.05039 69 58 10 1
6027 One more shot of tequila and the worm is yours. 1.1739 0.04596 69 57 12 0
6028 I’d actually prefer it watered-down. 1.1739 0.05445 69 59 8 2
6029 Yeah, Yeah, Yeah! Okay, so I drink like a fish! 1.1739 0.05039 69 58 10 1
6030 I want the salt in the drink! 1.1739 0.05445 69 59 8 2
6031 Scotch...neat...no hooks... 1.1739 0.05039 69 58 10 1
6032 I drink like a fish out of water. 1.1739 0.05039 69 58 10 1
6033 A splash of sea water with algae—hold the glass. 1.1739 0.05039 69 58 10 1
6034 Actually, it’s not a joke. I just don’t know HOW I walked into this bar. 1.1739 0.05445 69 59 8 2
6035 Dry ? 1.1739 0.04596 69 57 12 0
6036 I can't believe you're out of water too. 1.1739 0.05824 69 60 6 3
6037 To hell with convention, give me your best Bordeaux. 1.1739 0.05445 69 59 8 2
6038 Yeah, Yeah, I'm the big one that got away but I'm a thirsty as a fish out of water! Keep 'em coming! 1.1739 0.05039 69 58 10 1
6039 A "Flight"? Are you making fun of me? 1.1739 0.05445 69 59 8 2
6040 Sometimes I feel just like a worm out of soil. 1.1739 0.05039 69 58 10 1
6041 Bloody Mary please, hold the Worcestershire for obvious reasons. 1.1739 0.05039 69 58 10 1
6042 My wife keeps telling me I act like a fish out of water. 1.1739 0.05039 69 58 10 1
6043 You know, you're right ! It does seem like there's something that's fishy. I just can't put my finger on it. 1.1739 0.04596 69 57 12 0
6044 Barkeep- a fish story, and none of that Carpe Diem stuff. 1.1739 0.05824 69 60 6 3
6045 You're cut off sir, no more water 1.1739 0.04596 69 57 12 0
6046 And another good thing about fins........no carpal tunnel. 1.1739 0.05039 69 58 10 1
6047 Yes, I'm sure I want another. I told you I drink like a fish. 1.1739 0.05445 69 59 8 2
6048 Back in my day,fish had to be accompanied by chips to be served at a bar. 1.1739 0.05039 69 58 10 1
6049 If you don't give me another drink I will be gutted 1.1739 0.05445 69 59 8 2
6050 Gotta warn you , I drink like a fish 1.1739 0.05039 69 58 10 1
6051 Ain't you heard the expression "filled to the gills"? 1.1739 0.05039 69 58 10 1
6052 I may be an invasive species but I still drink like a fish. 1.1739 0.04596 69 57 12 0
6053 They're dropping like flies, easy pickins . . 1.1739 0.05039 69 58 10 1
6054 My fishy lawyer recommended Glenlivet 12 to wash it down 1.1739 0.05445 69 59 8 2
6055 Give me something the other fish don't drink. 1.1739 0.05039 69 58 10 1
6056 Keep pouring until I'm drunk up to my gills. 1.1739 0.04596 69 57 12 0
6057 Nobody sleeps with the fishes like a made guy. 1.1739 0.05039 69 58 10 1
6058 Say what? A priest, a rabbi, and a minister walk into a bar? 1.1739 0.04596 69 57 12 0
6059 Yes, well Jack, as you can see I am, as they say, a fish out of water, so I don’t care that “plenty of them” are still in the sea. 1.1739 0.05445 69 59 8 2
6060 Well, she dumped me cause apparently 'I drink like a fish.' 1.1739 0.05039 69 58 10 1
6061 I'll have a margarita with extra saltwater. 1.1739 0.05039 69 58 10 1
6062 Rumour has it you'll serve a fish. 1.1739 0.05039 69 58 10 1
6063 So what is so good about studying the theology of the icky? 1.1739 0.05445 69 59 8 2
6064 Of course, "water back." Duh.... 1.1739 0.05445 69 59 8 2
6065 One whiskey, and really water it down. 1.1739 0.05039 69 58 10 1
6066 That's a stereotype. I just happen to have a serious alcohol problem. 1.1739 0.05039 69 58 10 1
6067 The work, the responsibility, her demands, you know sometimes I just feel like I'm not drowning. 1.1739 0.05039 69 58 10 1
6068 Well, once I caught one that was THIS big. 1.1739 0.05039 69 58 10 1
6069 Yeah, well YOU drink like a BARTENDER! 1.1739 0.05039 69 58 10 1
6070 'People are the fish the City is the Barrel' 1.1739 0.05039 69 58 10 1
6071 Hey Tony, didn't you play bass with Bowie?" 1.1739 0.05039 69 58 10 1
6072 Mix up something that'll put a little hair on my scales. 1.1739 0.04596 69 57 12 0
6073 Don't let them fool you, white wine is only for catch of the day.. 1.1739 0.04596 69 57 12 0
6074 What do you mean I reached my limit? I can drink like a fish. 1.1739 0.05039 69 58 10 1
6075 After drinking, please notify the local aquarium that I will be floating home soon. 1.1739 0.05039 69 58 10 1
6076 And don't make it so dry this time. 1.1739 0.05039 69 58 10 1
6077 Some days, I just feel like like a fish out of water. 1.1739 0.05039 69 58 10 1
6078 A couple more and you'll look like a fish, too! 1.1739 0.04596 69 57 12 0
6079 I used to look like you. But you are how you drink. 1.1739 0.04596 69 57 12 0
6080 Just trying to keep up with my reputation. 1.1739 0.05445 69 59 8 2
6081 No, your mom drinks like a fish, Vardaman! 1.1739 0.05445 69 59 8 2
6082 Like fish in the water? No, no ... I prefer like a fish on the rocks. 1.1739 0.05039 69 58 10 1
6083 Don't forget the water chaser this time. 1.1739 0.05039 69 58 10 1
6084 I've had rough day. Make mine off the rocks. 1.1739 0.05445 69 59 8 2
6085 Yeah, I'm a fish out of water. So give me a drink! 1.1739 0.04596 69 57 12 0
6086 Keep the shots coming until you learn to make a really wet Martini 1.1739 0.05039 69 58 10 1
6087 My political opponent is always trying to bait me. 1.1739 0.05039 69 58 10 1
6088 I don't know what you're fishing for, but now is not the time. 1.1739 0.05039 69 58 10 1
6089 You know, you’re the first barkeep who ever managed to give me a stoned-faced look when I say, “Yeah, I drink like a fish.” 1.1739 0.05039 69 58 10 1
6090 Quick! I'm completely out of water. 1.1739 0.05824 69 60 6 3
6091 Wadda ya mean there ain’t no Sculpin? 1.1739 0.05039 69 58 10 1
6092 So I told him he could kiss my ass. 1.1739 0.04596 69 57 12 0
6093 I was told you sell fishbowls. 1.1739 0.05039 69 58 10 1
6094 Just because I'm in a school, doesn't mean I can't drink! 1.1739 0.05039 69 58 10 1
6095 That old saying, “there are lots more fish in the sea”...it’s highly overrated. 1.1739 0.05039 69 58 10 1
6096 I'm afraid Ocean Breezes don't suit me well. 1.1739 0.05039 69 58 10 1
6097 Make that 2 splashes of water. 1.1739 0.05445 69 59 8 2
6098 Ok it goes like this. "A pirate walls into a bar with a parrot on his shoulder •••" 1.1739 0.05445 69 59 8 2
6099 I know damn well you whisky'd up my water. 1.1739 0.05039 69 58 10 1
6100 Hey ever hear this one: a fish comes up to the bar.... 1.1739 0.04596 69 57 12 0
6101 Damn Liberals... We didn't even have the EPA back in my day. 1.1739 0.05445 69 59 8 2
6102 It's becuase I'm a fish out of water that I drink like a fish. 1.1739 0.04596 69 57 12 0
6103 Another bad day at the aquarium! 1.1739 0.05445 69 59 8 2
6104 One more ...next week summer vacation's over and it's back to school.. 1.1739 0.05039 69 58 10 1
6105 Turns out, her profile was fake. 1.1733 0.04792 75 63 11 1
6106 I'll have the special acqua drink 1.1733 0.04792 75 63 11 1
6107 And don't start with me about "looking like a fish out of water" jokes. 1.1733 0.05493 75 65 7 3
6108 Whiskey and water. 1.1728 0.04578 81 68 12 1
6109 Our seating is like our cuisine, always edgy" This is for the cartoon in the August 20 issue by P. C. Vey, which I received by mail today, August 20 (today!) even though the deadline was yesterday 1.1728 0.04578 81 68 12 1
6110 Anything, as long as it doesn't taste fishy. 1.1719 0.05249 64 54 9 1
6111 Gosh I was so drunk 3 seconds ago - did I embarrass myself? 1.1719 0.05249 64 54 9 1
6112 I'll have bourbon and water--lots of water! 1.1714 0.04537 70 58 12 0
6113 Hey! I'm a fish out of water! 1.1714 0.05745 70 61 6 3
6114 Hey bartender, how 'bout a seabreeze? 1.1714 0.04973 70 59 10 1
6115 That’s 5 shots you’ve had, you drink like a fish! 1.1714 0.04537 70 58 12 0
6116 A fin for a highball? Sounds fishy to me! 1.1714 0.04973 70 59 10 1
6117 I’ll have the fishbowl 1.1714 0.05373 70 60 8 2
6118 So a halibut, a tuna, and a rabbi walk into a bar . . . 1.1714 0.04537 70 58 12 0
6119 Gimme a shot of Mezcal and make sure I get the worm. 1.1714 0.04973 70 59 10 1
6120 ..and some water, please. 1.1714 0.05373 70 60 8 2
6121 I understand this place makes a fabulous cioppino 1.1714 0.05373 70 60 8 2
6122 "There's something fishy about your mustache. 1.1714 0.04973 70 59 10 1
6123 No, I swear. He was THIS big. 300 pounds easy. And orange hair. 1.1714 0.04973 70 59 10 1
6124 I'd be lying if I didn't admit feeling a bit catfished... 1.1714 0.04973 70 59 10 1
6125 Whiskey. Water back. And don't be stingy. 1.1714 0.04537 70 58 12 0
6126 I know what you 1.1714 0.04973 70 59 10 1
6127 Look pal, when I say scotch and water I mean SALT WATER! 1.1714 0.05373 70 60 8 2
6128 To the one who didn't get away 1.1714 0.04537 70 58 12 0
6129 Moses did it! 1.1714 0.04537 70 58 12 0
6130 a gin fish, please 1.1714 0.04973 70 59 10 1
6131 Double water. And don't Scotch it down this time. 1.1714 0.04973 70 59 10 1
6132 Scotch. Neat. I am on a dry run. 1.1714 0.04973 70 59 10 1
6133 Let me guess, Everyone is at the Fish Fry but me, Charlie. 1.1714 0.04973 70 59 10 1
6134 She left me for a fisherman, but I know he's just stringing her along. 1.1714 0.04537 70 58 12 0
6135 One more wisecrack about my ‘drinking like a fish’ or ‘being loaded to the gills’and I’ll be fantailing it out of this watering hole! 1.1714 0.05373 70 60 8 2
6136 Yes", With a Splash of Salt Water please 1.1714 0.04973 70 59 10 1
6137 A Gin Martini with a worm, please ! 1.1714 0.05373 70 60 8 2
6138 I'll have a coke. I'm sick of water. 1.1714 0.04973 70 59 10 1
6139 A blush wine please... just cuz I'm koi. 1.1714 0.05373 70 60 8 2
6140 Hey barkeep, can you make me a Gillty Pleasure? 1.1714 0.05373 70 60 8 2
6141 Shape of Water got me thinking - how many of these makes you look that good to me? 1.1714 0.04537 70 58 12 0
6142 Got any cocktail sauce? 1.1714 0.04537 70 58 12 0
6143 It's a long story,how I turned into a fish 1.1714 0.04973 70 59 10 1
6144 Yes, Bar Keep, I want another round. And NO, you don't have to remind me that I drink like a fish! 1.1714 0.05373 70 60 8 2
6145 And what is this nonsense "drinks like a fish?" We're always told "take plenty of fluids..." 1.1714 0.04973 70 59 10 1
6146 Don't you tell me about betta's. I was the greatest fighter of them all. 1.1714 0.04973 70 59 10 1
6147 Keep ‘em coming. It’s the freshwater ones that don’t drink.” 1.1714 0.05373 70 60 8 2
6148 Can’t you come up with a better insult than, “you drink like a fish’? 1.1714 0.05373 70 60 8 2
6149 Margarita. extra salt, please. 1.1714 0.04537 70 58 12 0
6150 I'm getting sloshed tonight 1.1714 0.04973 70 59 10 1
6151 ...And trying to wave down a cab in this town? Fuggedaboudit! 1.1714 0.04973 70 59 10 1
6152 I outgrew the ridiculously tiny tank they put me in. So they just dumped me down a storm drain. But then I guess you've heard it all, buddy. 1.1714 0.04973 70 59 10 1
6153 Which way to the minnows room? 1.1714 0.04973 70 59 10 1
6154 ..............furthermore, not even a composer credit for 'Old Man River'.......... 1.1714 0.05373 70 60 8 2
6155 No, I'm not a priest, a rabbi or a minister, and I don't drink like one! 1.1714 0.05373 70 60 8 2
6156 I've never seen a bar out of water. 1.1714 0.04973 70 59 10 1
6157 Clearly I'm a fish out of water. Just give me a martini. 1.1714 0.04973 70 59 10 1
6158 Another bug and algae, straight up. 1.1714 0.05373 70 60 8 2
6159 They only want is sushi. 1.1714 0.04537 70 58 12 0
6160 People say I drink like a fish. What do you think? 1.1714 0.04973 70 59 10 1
6161 A doctorate in Marine Biology . . . and everybody says I'm overqualified! Geez! 1.1714 0.04973 70 59 10 1
6162 Water with a pinch of salt! No ice please 1.1714 0.04973 70 59 10 1
6163 Have you heard the one about the mermaid that visited the White House? 1.1714 0.04537 70 58 12 0
6164 I should grow a mustache. 1.1714 0.04973 70 59 10 1
6165 Believe me, pal. This is not just any old fish tale. 1.1714 0.05373 70 60 8 2
6166 'Nother round, my good man. Stew's not quite up the gills yet. 1.1714 0.04973 70 59 10 1
6167 Drinking like a fish? That’s insulting. 1.1714 0.05373 70 60 8 2
6168 1)"I'm not going to be a part of some bar joke." 2) "No, you've gone overboard!" 3) "So, you're telling me you call yourself a Phishhead?" 1.1714 0.04973 70 59 10 1
6169 My wife tells me I'm like that too. 1.1714 0.04973 70 59 10 1
6170 I prefer to swim UPTOWN, Martini Please. 1.1714 0.04537 70 58 12 0
6171 Stop me if you've heard this one before... 1.1714 0.05373 70 60 8 2
6172 A martini,very dry 1.1714 0.05373 70 60 8 2
6173 Evolution?? Now,whatever I want on the rocks. 1.1714 0.04973 70 59 10 1
6174 Tequila on ice, with the worm, and a splash of dirty water. 1.1714 0.04973 70 59 10 1
6175 I just love feeling like a fish out of water. 1.1714 0.04973 70 59 10 1
6176 Yeah. Other fish in the sea. But I'm on land. 1.1714 0.04973 70 59 10 1
6177 You heard me; two-cents plain, leave the bottle. I'm not swimming tonight. 1.1714 0.05373 70 60 8 2
6178 It’s really hard for a fish to drown his sorrows. 1.1714 0.05373 70 60 8 2
6179 Make it one more for my Beluga, and one more for the river. That long, long river. 1.1714 0.04973 70 59 10 1
6180 Don't just assume I want a wet martini. 1.1714 0.04973 70 59 10 1
6181 A few more of these and I might float away. 1.1714 0.05373 70 60 8 2
6182 The trick is not minding. 1.1714 0.04973 70 59 10 1
6183 Yes I know it's a fishy story, but then again, what did you expect? 1.1714 0.04973 70 59 10 1
6184 The problem with your business model is you're afraid to scale-up. 1.1714 0.04537 70 58 12 0
6185 It's tough out there-I got a loan shark on my tail. 1.1714 0.04973 70 59 10 1
6186 Oscar Shmoscar. I haven't landed a part in a year! 1.1714 0.04973 70 59 10 1
6187 You're always carping on me, wanting me to scale down. 1.1714 0.04973 70 59 10 1
6188 I've been told my drinking is inherent to my species. 1.1714 0.04537 70 58 12 0
6189 Gee, no, I've never heard that insipid simile before. 1.1714 0.04973 70 59 10 1
6190 So then I say -- That dog is not so shaggy... 1.1714 0.04973 70 59 10 1
6191 Just what do you mean by ‘crocked to the gills’? 1.1714 0.04537 70 58 12 0
6192 Please! Your clients can't drink like me. They fish. 1.1714 0.04537 70 58 12 0
6193 I started to get suspicious when our second kid came out a merman. 1.1714 0.05745 70 61 6 3
6194 Well, you pour like a fish! 1.1714 0.05373 70 60 8 2
6195 Plain water, please. Lots of it. 1.1714 0.04973 70 59 10 1
6196 And to top it off, she said there was just something fishy about me. 1.1714 0.04973 70 59 10 1
6197 Bartender, I'm dying for a deep glass of water. 1.1714 0.05373 70 60 8 2
6198 Something humany is going on around here. 1.1714 0.04973 70 59 10 1
6199 A dry Martini...please! 1.1714 0.04973 70 59 10 1
6200 Glug, glug, glug. 1.1714 0.04537 70 58 12 0
6201 Do I drink like a fish? Nice one, original... 1.1714 0.04973 70 59 10 1
6202 H2O on the rocks please. 1.1714 0.05373 70 60 8 2
6203 I'm not playing koi! 1.1714 0.05373 70 60 8 2
6204 "Don't tell me what sounds fishy? 1.1714 0.05373 70 60 8 2
6205 Chips. From now on, JUST chips, okay? You know how much money I spend in here? 1.1714 0.04973 70 59 10 1
6206 I hear it all the time, Joe. ‘Sam!’ they say. ‘Sam, you drink like a fish!’ But I’m not buying it. 1.1714 0.04537 70 58 12 0
6207 As a matter of fact... I am a fish. 1.1714 0.04537 70 58 12 0
6208 Give me another drink, then I'll be fin-ished. 1.1714 0.04973 70 59 10 1
6209 Have you heard the one about the fish”? 1.1714 0.04973 70 59 10 1
6210 And then she said, "There are many other fish in the sea..." 1.1714 0.04973 70 59 10 1
6211 I’ll show you a fish out of water. Give me another shot! 1.1714 0.04973 70 59 10 1
6212 Then I told her, 'Fine, there's plenty more humans on the land' 1.1714 0.05373 70 60 8 2
6213 If I wanted a slash of water I would have asked for a splash of water 1.1714 0.05373 70 60 8 2
6214 I was drinking like one - so thought I might as well become one. 1.1714 0.04973 70 59 10 1
6215 It’s water water everywhere out there, I tell ya. 1.1714 0.04537 70 58 12 0
6216 I may be a fish out of water here, Otto . . . but have you ever considered getting a toupee? 1.1714 0.05745 70 61 6 3
6217 I am so tired that everyone calls me slimy and a gold-digger. 1.1714 0.04973 70 59 10 1
6218 So then she says," there's plenty of other fish in the sea". 1.1714 0.04973 70 59 10 1
6219 I'll say when it's enough! Don't treat me like a live in a bowl! 1.1714 0.05373 70 60 8 2
6220 When I said I wanted a Sea Breeze, I wasn't talkin' balmy winds and sandy beaches. 1.1714 0.04973 70 59 10 1
6221 Frankly, I think you should hear it from the fish's mouth. 1.1714 0.05745 70 61 6 3
6222 Scotch with a splash of water to celebrate escaping the Fox net! 1.1714 0.05373 70 60 8 2
6223 No, you're a cold fish, Barry. 1.1714 0.04973 70 59 10 1
6224 Scotch and water. Heavy on the water please. 1.1714 0.04537 70 58 12 0
6225 I'll have another Cape Cod. 1.1714 0.04973 70 59 10 1
6226 Cut me off and your Bartender Sushi, Bud. 1.1714 0.04537 70 58 12 0
6227 I'd like a margarita on the rocks with salt, but hold the lime juice and the tequila. 1.1714 0.04973 70 59 10 1
6228 I'll have a martini. Very wet. 1.1714 0.04973 70 59 10 1
6229 I know it sounds fishy, but it is true. 1.1714 0.04973 70 59 10 1
6230 No more shots—just give me a big ol' margarita glass that I can swim in. 1.1714 0.04973 70 59 10 1
6231 I'll have a bass. 1.1714 0.04973 70 59 10 1
6232 I didn't get the job. They wanted a shark. 1.1714 0.04973 70 59 10 1
6233 I don't usually do the barn scene....I always feel like a fish out of water 1.1714 0.05373 70 60 8 2
6234 I’ve never performed for this type of a crowd. I feel like a fish out of water. 1.1714 0.04537 70 58 12 0
6235 I told you. I need to swim in it. 1.1714 0.05373 70 60 8 2
6236 Hold the salt. 1.1714 0.05373 70 60 8 2
6237 If you think I drink like a fish, wait till my buddy washes up here. 1.1714 0.05373 70 60 8 2
6238 Hey, pal, I may drink like a fish, but at lease I don't wake up eveyrday, look in the mirror, and come face-to-ace with G. Gordon Liddy. 1.1714 0.04973 70 59 10 1
6239 No more I don’t want to get too sloshed. 1.1714 0.05745 70 61 6 3
6240 I don’t LIKE 1.1714 0.04973 70 59 10 1
6241 You know... there was a day when a man was proud to be told he drinks like a fish 1.1714 0.04973 70 59 10 1
6242 I’m not a goldfish, I would have remembered ordering all these drinks 1.1714 0.05373 70 60 8 2
6243 Would I like a dry martini? What are you,a comedian? 1.1714 0.04537 70 58 12 0
6244 I’ll have a martini — extra wet! 1.1714 0.04973 70 59 10 1
6245 So what if I'm thinking like a Drish, 1.1714 0.05373 70 60 8 2
6246 Just fishing for info on the guy who just left the bar 1.1714 0.04537 70 58 12 0
6247 Don't give me those fishy eyes. 1.1714 0.05745 70 61 6 3
6248 If I walked into this bar, it would possibly be funnier. 1.1714 0.04537 70 58 12 0
6249 Please don't water it down. 1.1714 0.04973 70 59 10 1
6250 ...at these prices, I wouldn't plan on spawning grounds. 1.1714 0.04973 70 59 10 1
6251 ...and this is not a fish story. 1.1714 0.05373 70 60 8 2
6252 Ha . . . ha . . . I get it. "I'm already juiced to the gills." 1.1714 0.05373 70 60 8 2
6253 Listen buddy. I'm trying to drown my sorrows in liquor so I can survive! 1.1714 0.05373 70 60 8 2
6254 Double Scotch and water, and hold the Scotch. 1.1714 0.04973 70 59 10 1
6255 Don't get me started on Daryl Hannah. Splash beats Wall Street any day of the week! 1.1714 0.05373 70 60 8 2
6256 Look John, stop using me as a warning to the drunks that come here. I'm fine. 1.1714 0.04973 70 59 10 1
6257 Stop telling me to come up for air! 1.1714 0.04973 70 59 10 1
6258 I need a dunk. 1.1714 0.05373 70 60 8 2
6259 Water. On the rocks. No salt. 1.1714 0.04537 70 58 12 0
6260 Keep pouring the tequilas until we get down to the worm. 1.1714 0.05745 70 61 6 3
6261 I told you the strong stuff … not filtered water. 1.1714 0.04537 70 58 12 0
6262 It's time you learned how a fish REALLY drinks! 1.1714 0.04537 70 58 12 0
6263 We met on Plenty of...nevermind 1.1714 0.04973 70 59 10 1
6264 These 3 fish swam into a bar... 1.1714 0.04973 70 59 10 1
6265 Listen A-hole, did you just say , "Water you have?" 1.1714 0.04973 70 59 10 1
6266 Its a living! 1.1714 0.05373 70 60 8 2
6267 There’s nothing fishy about ordering a drink. 1.1714 0.04973 70 59 10 1
6268 You can take the fish out of water, but not the water out of ...water!!! Now please, I’m drowning in air!!! 1.1714 0.04973 70 59 10 1
6269 man, fuck, everybody's gotta stop being so sensitive it's just a word it's not like one of em's in here 1.1714 0.04973 70 59 10 1
6270 Look pal, Don’t judge me. If you found yourself swimming in an ocean of debt you’d drink like a fish too. 1.1714 0.04973 70 59 10 1
6271 A glass of Sharkdonnay, please' 1.1714 0.04973 70 59 10 1
6272 What else am I supposed to drink like? 1.1714 0.04973 70 59 10 1
6273 Watch your mouth! I eat like a fish too. 1.1714 0.04973 70 59 10 1
6274 Been knocked off my perch... starting to flounder... so one more for the halibut... 1.1714 0.04973 70 59 10 1
6275 Don't tell me I drink like a fish; just make sure the next worm in my vodka doesn't have a hook in it. 1.1714 0.05745 70 61 6 3
6276 No, neat. I get enough water already. 1.1714 0.04973 70 59 10 1
6277 Margarita with lots of salt. I'm going to a dinner tonight. 1.1714 0.04537 70 58 12 0
6278 ...and no cracks about how much I drink, awright?! 1.1714 0.04973 70 59 10 1
6279 Water, water everywhere, Nor a drop to drink. 1.1714 0.05745 70 61 6 3
6280 You heard me right; Extra dry martini, anchovies on the side. 1.1714 0.04537 70 58 12 0
6281 Make mine a mackerel brew. 1.1714 0.04973 70 59 10 1
6282 Yeah, anybody ever tell you you look like a worm. 1.1714 0.04973 70 59 10 1
6283 Make it straight up. I need a break from all the water and ice. 1.1714 0.04973 70 59 10 1
6284 Sir, that phrase is derogatory and frankly I find it offensive. 1.1714 0.04973 70 59 10 1
6285 You've been Catfished! 1.1714 0.04973 70 59 10 1
6286 How many times do I have to tell you to water it down? 1.1714 0.04973 70 59 10 1
6287 You don’t serve my kind in here? Fine, I’ll get my sushi down at the docks. 1.1714 0.04973 70 59 10 1
6288 “She left me for a guy back at school.” 1.1714 0.04973 70 59 10 1
6289 That's right, I'm a fish out of water who's drinking like a fish. You gotta problem with that? 1.1714 0.04973 70 59 10 1
6290 Don't be koi with me -- are you watering these down? 1.1714 0.04973 70 59 10 1
6291 This is not another 'a fish walked into a bar' joke. 1.1714 0.04973 70 59 10 1
6292 I'll tell you what. It ain't the same around here since all the Koi jobs got shipped down to Mexico. 1.1714 0.04973 70 59 10 1
6293 My home pond's dry; so I swim over here to get a drink. 1.1714 0.04537 70 58 12 0
6294 My source is (hic) reliable... ...Lucca sleeps wi' duh fishes! 1.1714 0.04537 70 58 12 0
6295 Six is my limit funny guy like I need a bicycle maybe? 1.1714 0.04537 70 58 12 0
6296 Yeah, and you pour drinks like a human. 1.1714 0.05373 70 60 8 2
6297 One more for the River, Swimming Under the Influence is not a criminal offense in this state. 1.1714 0.04973 70 59 10 1
6298 While your customers don't like it, your upside is I drink like a fish. 1.1714 0.04537 70 58 12 0
6299 I don't drink like a fish, I drink AS a fish. 1.1714 0.04973 70 59 10 1
6300 So what I drink like a fish. 1.1714 0.05373 70 60 8 2
6301 No kidding? You're out of water, too? 1.1714 0.04973 70 59 10 1
6302 Whaddaya mean "too small"? That's not what your wife said! 1.1714 0.04973 70 59 10 1
6303 She says I drink like a fish.......Hello? 1.1714 0.04973 70 59 10 1
6304 Gimme a shot of Metaxa, I've been swimming in salt water all day and wanna get the taste of it out of my mouth. 1.1714 0.04537 70 58 12 0
6305 My wife said that I drink like a fish. 1.1714 0.05745 70 61 6 3
6306 Oh yeah? Well you smoke like a bald guy. 1.1714 0.04973 70 59 10 1
6307 This is my first time at a bar. I'm a little wet behind the ears when it comes to drinking. 1.1714 0.04973 70 59 10 1
6308 Be honest with me Joe. Am I drinking like a fish? 1.1714 0.04537 70 58 12 0
6309 They say that I drink like a fish. 1.1714 0.04973 70 59 10 1
6310 So then I used my third wish to "be efficient." 1.1714 0.05373 70 60 8 2
6311 What's that supposed to mean? 1.1714 0.04973 70 59 10 1
6312 How long has it been, my love. 1.1714 0.04973 70 59 10 1
6313 And just to be clear - your restroom is NOT trans-friendly. 1.1714 0.04973 70 59 10 1
6314 Let me tell ya, you don't want to be sleeping with any fishes. 1.1714 0.04973 70 59 10 1
6315 Don't tell me I drink like a fish. I've heard that too much. Not funny. 1.1714 0.04537 70 58 12 0
6316 Don't get smart with me! I did not ask for a Ramos Fish! 1.1714 0.04973 70 59 10 1
6317 Big fish, small pond, so give me a decent pour this time. 1.1714 0.04973 70 59 10 1
6318 Yep, I drink like a fish -- and you landed here after flunking comedy school. 1.1714 0.05373 70 60 8 2
6319 Let's just let it breath for a second... 1.1714 0.04973 70 59 10 1
6320 Did anyone ever tell you you drink like a fish? 1.1714 0.05373 70 60 8 2
6321 There are plenty of other fish in the sea. 1.1714 0.05373 70 60 8 2
6322 I was just dumped! I'll have a double Seabreeze, no ice! 1.1711 0.04734 76 64 11 1
6323 Enough with the sushi bar jokes! 1.1690 0.05302 71 61 8 2
6324 ......and next thing you know, he' swallows it, hook, line and sinker.... 1.1690 0.05302 71 61 8 2
6325 I'm just warming up. You know what they call me?! Wander 1.1690 0.04908 71 60 10 1
6326 I used to be a goldfish-these stories are making me fat! 1.1690 0.04908 71 60 10 1
6327 What time do the foxes and cougars show up? 1.1690 0.04479 71 59 12 0
6328 You're a nice change from the fly. 1.1690 0.04908 71 60 10 1
6329 Six is NOT a lot for someone my weight, and I'm sick of that offensive expression! 1.1690 0.04908 71 60 10 1
6330 No...I only drink like one . 1.1690 0.04479 71 59 12 0
6331 . . . with a water back. 1.1690 0.04908 71 60 10 1
6332 You know I only visit hotel bars because of the swimming pools, which make things so much easier. 1.1690 0.04908 71 60 10 1
6333 Yeah,it does seem fishy,even though I'm orange too. 1.1690 0.05669 71 62 6 3
6334 One large water, and make it snappy 1.1690 0.05669 71 62 6 3
6335 I'll have a scotch and water. Make that lots of water. 1.1690 0.04479 71 59 12 0
6336 So I'll say it again pal...have you heard,'a JUMBO shrimp walks into the bar'? 1.1690 0.05302 71 61 8 2
6337 So I said "Carpe diem" and that's when she threw me back! 1.1690 0.04908 71 60 10 1
6338 Of course! I need a beer! Fish can’t peddle a bike. 1.1690 0.04908 71 60 10 1
6339 I'd like that with a slice of lemon, a sprinkle of dill and some melted butter please. 1.1690 0.04479 71 59 12 0
6340 Of course I’ve heard it before. Everybody is a comedian. 1.1690 0.04908 71 60 10 1
6341 She left me. Said I was too Koi with her 1.1690 0.04479 71 59 12 0
6342 Straight up and no water, you know what I do in it. 1.1690 0.04908 71 60 10 1
6343 That’s the best insult you could come up with? Wow. 1.1688 0.04678 77 65 11 1
6344 It's insulting, my whole life dismissed as just another fish tale. 1.1667 0.05403 60 51 8 1
6345 My friends kept warning me about drinking like a fish but I would 1.1667 0.04845 72 61 10 1
6346 What do you mean, "I look fishy to you!" 1.1667 0.04845 72 61 10 1
6347 He said he was going to the restroom, but he left me high and dry. 1.1667 0.04845 72 61 10 1
6348 Don't let anybody tell you they drink like this fish 1.1667 0.05403 60 51 8 1
6349 Yeah, Hollywood could only find ONE role for me... 1.1667 0.05403 60 51 8 1
6350 ...so then he says .... 'like a fish out of water'? 1.1667 0.05403 60 51 8 1
6351 Please stop saying I drink like a fish and give me another shot. 1.1667 0.05403 60 51 8 1
6352 A Glas of Seawater from the Western Caribbean, Please! 1.1644 0.04784 73 62 10 1
6353 Make it a frozen "Fishbowl Cocktail" and no wisecracks. 1.1644 0.05166 73 63 8 2
6354 Double scotch neat and leave the bottle. I drink like a fish. 1.1642 0.04560 67 56 11 0
6355 I know you don't get many fish in here, and at these prices you're not going to, either 1.1642 0.05031 67 57 9 1
6356 I'm being weighed in at the dock. See. I'm a sure winner for the championship. See. But no. I vomit launched a pound and a half of lead shot. The judges threw me back into the water and tar and feathered the guy who caught me. 1.1642 0.04560 67 56 11 0
6357 One more crack about how and how much I’m drinking and you’ll be eating a knuckle sandwich... er, ah wait a minute. I mean a flipper sandwich. 1.1642 0.04560 67 56 11 0
6358 So a seahorse walks into a bar, and the bartender says... 1.1642 0.05462 67 58 7 2
6359 Maybe you’d have more patrons if your drinks had more oxygen. 1.1642 0.05031 67 57 9 1
6360 And none of those fish.... you know what jokes 1.1642 0.05462 67 58 7 2
6361 So this shaggy dog walked into a bar. 1.1642 0.05862 67 59 5 3
6362 Yes, I'm a Koi; I drink like a fish, so fill 'er up and don't be coy with me! 1.1642 0.04560 67 56 11 0
6363 What’s the point of being a fish if you can’t drink like one. 1.1642 0.05031 67 57 9 1
6364 Drink like a fish!?! That's specist! 1.1642 0.04560 67 56 11 0
6365 I think YOU may be the one who's drunk. 1.1642 0.05031 67 57 9 1
6366 Wait, am I still dreaming? 1.1642 0.05031 67 57 9 1
6367 And what's so wrong with drinking like a fish? 1.1642 0.05462 67 58 7 2
6368 Joe, I do believe I'm drunk, as a fish. 1.1642 0.05031 67 57 9 1
6369 My school thinks I need an alcoholics intervention. Why should I? I am a fish, after all. 1.1642 0.04560 67 56 11 0
6370 Cured, but the side effects are worse than the disease! 1.1642 0.04560 67 56 11 0
6371 Jush one more versh, barkeep ... ‘How dry I am ...’ 1.1642 0.05462 67 58 7 2
6372 And then she called me a “pickled herring”… 1.1642 0.05031 67 57 9 1
6373 Scotch, please, with lots of water on the side. 1.1642 0.04560 67 56 11 0
6374 Don't you tell me I can't drive after a few of these! 1.1642 0.05462 67 58 7 2
6375 I do what I do so you just get busy with what you do and we'll get along. 1.1642 0.05031 67 57 9 1
6376 Well, I got here by playing the scales. 1.1642 0.04560 67 56 11 0
6377 Hold the straw. 1.1642 0.05031 67 57 9 1
6378 A clamato and vodka, neat. Do you have any oyster crackers? I'm allergic to peanuts. 1.1642 0.05031 67 57 9 1
6379 What do you mean you don’t have Salt water on tap!? 1.1642 0.05031 67 57 9 1
6380 Have you heard the one about the three humans who dived too far and got the bends? 1.1642 0.05031 67 57 9 1
6381 Listen, I didn't came in here for the Dry Vermouth. 1.1642 0.05031 67 57 9 1
6382 Not only can I handle another drink but I can also hold my breadth for at least 10 minutes! 1.1642 0.04560 67 56 11 0
6383 A shot of the driest sherry you have I am just sick of wet stuff. 1.1642 0.04560 67 56 11 0
6384 So my father was eaten by sharks, I turned to drink, and this guy Hemingway got the Pulitzer and Nobel Prizes. 1.1642 0.05462 67 58 7 2
6385 No, you have to take the tequila with it. 1.1642 0.05031 67 57 9 1
6386 Plenty Fish awaits Mega Shark 1.1642 0.05031 67 57 9 1
6387 On the next round, more water and less booze. 1.1642 0.05031 67 57 9 1
6388 I'm out of water? You're out of water! This whole bar is out of water!!! 1.1642 0.05031 67 57 9 1
6389 Get a grip, man, no such thing as a fish out of water. What does that even mean? I'm outta water? I'm out of the water? What about outta wodka? Truth isn't truth, man, get a grip. 1.1642 0.05462 67 58 7 2
6390 I arrived by designated driver. 1.1642 0.05031 67 57 9 1
6391 Of course I drink like a fish. Hit me again! 1.1642 0.05462 67 58 7 2
6392 I want a fish tale on the rocks 1.1642 0.05462 67 58 7 2
6393 I resent the comparison between sots and me. 1.1642 0.04560 67 56 11 0
6394 Make it a double, John. I feel like a fish out of water today. 1.1642 0.04560 67 56 11 0
6395 Make me a 'tequila sunrise,"'but make sure you include the worm 1.1642 0.05031 67 57 9 1
6396 Don't give me any of that carp!" 1.1639 0.05321 61 52 8 1
6397 You've heard the phrase "He drinks like a fish?" Well, let's get started! 1.1639 0.05811 61 53 6 2
6398 They've got it all wrong. I never touch a drop 1.1639 0.05811 61 53 6 2
6399 Now that you mention it, I AM out of water! 1.1639 0.05321 61 52 8 1
6400 So I drink like a fish. I AM as fish!! 1.1639 0.05321 61 52 8 1
6401 I'm a very sophisticated fish, so what's the problem with my drinking like one? 1.1639 0.04779 61 51 10 0
6402 I may drink like one but at least I use Dial, doesn't everyone? 1.1639 0.04779 61 51 10 0
6403 There are plenty of fish in the sea," he said, and he left me 1.1639 0.05321 61 52 8 1
6404 Maybe one more, but I really can't stay. 1.1639 0.05321 61 52 8 1
6405 No, just chips. 1.1622 0.04724 74 63 10 1
6406 Yes as a matter of fact i have heard that I drink like a fish 1.1618 0.04963 68 58 9 1
6407 Yes, I drink like a fish. So? 1.1618 0.04963 68 58 9 1
6408 Do I look familiar? 1.1618 0.04499 68 57 11 0
6409 (RAPID GASPING) 1.1618 0.05780 68 60 5 3
6410 I drink like a person. 1.1618 0.04963 68 58 9 1
6411 I don't drink as much as I used to 1.1618 0.04963 68 58 9 1
6412 I would never have ended up like this if I had just stayed in school. 1.1618 0.04499 68 57 11 0
6413 Tequila #6, down the hatchery. 1.1618 0.04963 68 58 9 1
6414 Who says I can't drown my sorrows this way? 1.1618 0.05387 68 59 7 2
6415 A man, a bull and a Rabbi walk into this bar see... 1.1594 0.04439 69 58 11 0
6416 I can't have one last one for the road? I don't use the road! 1.1594 0.04896 69 59 9 1
6417 You call this a wet martini? 1.1594 0.04896 69 59 9 1
6418 And a water back. 1.1594 0.04439 69 58 11 0
6419 Did you hear the one about the Priest, the Rabbi, and a Horse entering a bar? 1.1594 0.04439 69 58 11 0
6420 No. I am not pickled! 1.1594 0.05313 69 60 7 2
6421 Some guy keeps putting his thumb on my scales. 1.1594 0.04439 69 58 11 0
6422 Make it one more for my baby and one more for the Mariana Trench. 1.1594 0.04896 69 59 9 1
6423 Is there really blood, in Bloody Mary? 1.1594 0.04896 69 59 9 1
6424 Help me get soaked! I wanna get as plastered as a drunken human! 1.1594 0.05313 69 60 7 2
6425 I can't breathe! 1.1579 0.04211 76 64 12 0
6426 Look guppy, I don't tell you how to live your life. 1.1562 0.05088 64 55 8 1
6427 You're never gonna believe this one. 1.1562 0.05088 64 55 8 1
6428 How come all your customers who boasted "I can drink like a fish" have disappeared? 1.1562 0.05088 64 55 8 1
6429 Yeah, yeah. I look like a fish out of water! Like I haven't heard that before! Now give me 120 scotch and waters and hold the scotch. 1.1562 0.04575 64 54 10 0
6430 Yeah, she was the one that got away. 1.1562 0.04575 64 54 10 0
6431 You got any fake treasure chests nearby? I need a nap. 1.1562 0.05088 64 55 8 1
6432 I've asked you twice to water these drinks down! 1.1562 0.05088 64 55 8 1
6433 You just had one 3 seconds ago." "Listen pal, what? 1.1549 0.05172 71 62 7 2
6434 Keep em coming, I can drink like a fish 1.1538 0.05015 65 56 8 1
6435 Single malt, straight up, no water 1.1538 0.05896 65 58 4 3
6436 Social Paranha 1.1538 0.04510 65 55 10 0
6437 The wife says I drink like a man. 1.1538 0.04510 65 55 10 0
6438 I'm trying to scale down the amount I drink. 1.1538 0.05473 65 57 6 2
6439 It should have been obvious that I couldn’t pay. I have no pockets for one thing. But I can leave you with a pretty good joke. ‘This fish walks into a bar ...’ 1.1538 0.04510 65 55 10 0
6440 Water. And, just sayin,' I drink like a fish. 1.1538 0.05015 65 56 8 1
6441 Listen Bub! I'm a fish, so do not attempt to cut me off. 1.1538 0.05015 65 56 8 1
6442 Then the bum disappeared with some nymph... 1.1538 0.04510 65 55 10 0
6443 Well, you're a man out of water. Now give me a gin and tonic. 1.1538 0.05015 65 56 8 1
6444 Scotch, neat. And keep 'em comin'. 1.1538 0.05015 65 56 8 1
6445 I'll show you how to drink like a fish! 1.1538 0.05015 65 56 8 1
6446 Pour me another... man, what a day in the barrel! 1.1538 0.05015 65 56 8 1
6447 No more thanks, I'm soused to the gills 1.1538 0.05015 65 56 8 1
6448 All those eons of evolution and all you can come up with is that I drink like a fish? 1.1538 0.05473 65 57 6 2
6449 I'm a drinker, not a fighter. 1.1538 0.05015 65 56 8 1
6450 Nobody know how dry I am....... 1.1538 0.05473 65 57 6 2
6451 Fill me up barkeep, I’m a fish out of water 1.1538 0.05015 65 56 8 1
6452 Have I had enough? Buddy, this stuff is like air to me. 1.1538 0.05473 65 57 6 2
6453 blup BLUP blup blup Buddy 1.1538 0.05015 65 56 8 1
6454 Don't tell me this story sounds fishy 1.1538 0.05015 65 56 8 1
6455 Fill it up! Fish out of water! 1.1538 0.05015 65 56 8 1
6456 Martini. Extra dry. 1.1538 0.05015 65 56 8 1
6457 I will work for scale. 1.1538 0.05015 65 56 8 1
6458 What do you recommend for someone who drinks like a fish? 1.1538 0.05015 65 56 8 1
6459 You wanna hear about the one that got away? 1.1538 0.05473 65 57 6 2
6460 I'm not the one playing koi here, mister! 1.1538 0.04510 65 55 10 0
6461 Would fifty clams for another drink tip the scales? 1.1538 0.04510 65 55 10 0
6462 I should have been a pair of ragged claws scuttling across the floors of ragged seas" from T.S. Eliot's THE LOVE SONG OF J. ALFRED PRUFROCK (which is in the public domain! 1.1538 0.05473 65 57 6 2
6463 Another to dry my sorrow. 1.1538 0.05015 65 56 8 1
6464 Tank of water, please. No ice. 1.1538 0.05473 65 57 6 2
6465 What makes you think I don't have a spine? 1.1538 0.05015 65 56 8 1
6466 What do you mean, I am now out of water. 1.1538 0.05473 65 57 6 2
6467 I only drink like this because my house dried out and left me to go flood somewhere else. 1.1538 0.04510 65 55 10 0
6468 I've done 12-step, Frank, but I still drink like a fish. 1.1538 0.04510 65 55 10 0
6469 He told me "If I wanted to become a big fish in the bowl,I'd have to touch his fin." 1.1538 0.05473 65 57 6 2
6470 Set me up..I need to get in the tank. 1.1538 0.05015 65 56 8 1
6471 I'm sorry; we don't serve fish here. 1.1538 0.05473 65 57 6 2
6472 Water is boredom 1.1538 0.05015 65 56 8 1
6473 In fish school, I was taught to 'Carpe Diem. 1.1538 0.05473 65 57 6 2
6474 No, I don't want you to fillet! 1.1538 0.05473 65 57 6 2
6475 I ordered a cherry herring, and the next thing I knew .... 1.1538 0.05015 65 56 8 1
6476 My wife fucking left me. 1.1538 0.05473 65 57 6 2
6477 Make it heavy. Put more salt. 1.1538 0.05473 65 57 6 2
6478 You're the fish out of water. Don't even know how to make a gd rum and coke. 1.1538 0.05015 65 56 8 1
6479 ' "Marlinti, on the rocks". 1.1538 0.05015 65 56 8 1
6480 Hit me again...hydration is everything. 1.1538 0.05015 65 56 8 1
6481 You got a problem with me throwing one back?" 1.1538 0.05015 65 56 8 1
6482 I know it sounds fishy but I would like a really dry martini. 1.1538 0.05015 65 56 8 1
6483 I just need a tall glass of salt water, and fast! 1.1538 0.04510 65 55 10 0
6484 I used to be a goldfish before the price of gold got so high. 1.1538 0.05015 65 56 8 1
6485 I'd like a dry martini. 1.1538 0.04510 65 55 10 0
6486 It's only cannibalism if you swallow. 1.1538 0.05473 65 57 6 2
6487 ...so I dropped out of school. 1.1538 0.04510 65 55 10 0
6488 then she tells me I have to cut out the worms... 1.1538 0.05473 65 57 6 2
6489 I don't drink like a fish, I'm freshwater. 1.1538 0.04510 65 55 10 0
6490 Whiskey and water. Lots of water. 1.1538 0.05015 65 56 8 1
6491 Give me something not fishy, will ya? 1.1538 0.05015 65 56 8 1
6492 Of course I drink like a... 1.1538 0.05015 65 56 8 1
6493 No, I was NOT looking Koi-ly at you! 1.1538 0.05473 65 57 6 2
6494 Now THIS is how you drink like a fish. 1.1538 0.05015 65 56 8 1
6495 ...it's the same old story, I fell for his bait, I didn't measure up, so he threw me back into the sea. 1.1538 0.04510 65 55 10 0
6496 Give me a limpid. 1.1538 0.05015 65 56 8 1
6497 You cut me off, and you'll never catch a fish in this town again. 1.1538 0.05473 65 57 6 2
6498 The last thing I remember is telling the genie is , "No, you drink like a fish." 1.1538 0.05473 65 57 6 2
6499 My ID? I left it in the boat 1.1538 0.05015 65 56 8 1
6500 Yes, I said another water, please. 1.1538 0.04510 65 55 10 0
6501 What if I said you drink like a bald man? 1.1538 0.05015 65 56 8 1
6502 So I says to him, I says, ‘When you’re famous, they don’t care. You can just grab ‘em by the octopus.’ What’s so offensive about that? 1.1538 0.05015 65 56 8 1
6503 Glub glub. Glub glub glub. Glub glub. 1.1538 0.04510 65 55 10 0
6504 Finally -- someone who knows how to make a dry martini 1.1538 0.04510 65 55 10 0
6505 I’ll have one of everything. 1.1538 0.05015 65 56 8 1
6506 I’m going to scale back my drinking —tomorrow. 1.1538 0.05015 65 56 8 1
6507 A shot of whiskey and 7 bottles of water. 1.1538 0.05473 65 57 6 2
6508 This is how to drink like a fish 1.1538 0.05015 65 56 8 1
6509 I drink like a WHAT? 1.1538 0.05015 65 56 8 1
6510 It’s true what they say... 1.1538 0.04510 65 55 10 0
6511 The sign said the 7th sinker was free. 1.1538 0.05473 65 57 6 2
6512 There's no way the dress is white and gold. 1.1538 0.05473 65 57 6 2
6513 Listen buddy. I need this! My school just got shot up! 1.1538 0.05015 65 56 8 1
6514 It's all about the gills my friend. 1.1538 0.05473 65 57 6 2
6515 They told me I can drink as much as a fish, as long as I drink what a fish drinks. 1.1538 0.05473 65 57 6 2
6516 It’s usually me, a skunk, a lord and a judge. He’s the designated driver. 1.1538 0.05015 65 56 8 1
6517 I've got an incredible fish story to tell you. Who am I? Call me Fishmael 1.1538 0.05473 65 57 6 2
6518 I can't decide between a Funky Monkey and a Flaming Giraffe. 1.1538 0.04510 65 55 10 0
6519 The only way I’ll leave is if you get a deck of cards and beat me at Go FISH 1.1538 0.05015 65 56 8 1
6520 Please don't say that I drink like a fish. 1.1538 0.04510 65 55 10 0
6521 I've been informed that you're serving crackers n our likeness without a license from the bowl committee. 1.1538 0.05473 65 57 6 2
6522 I love when those cops try to give me the breathalyzer 1.1525 0.05304 59 51 7 1
6523 Stop you constant carping ! 1.1525 0.05304 59 51 7 1
6524 Margarita. Hold the salt. 1.1525 0.05304 59 51 7 1
6525 Last warning—no more jokes. 1.1525 0.05304 59 51 7 1
6526 Make it a double! My mermaid swam off with Nemo. 1.1525 0.05304 59 51 7 1
6527 I didn't know this was a gay bar. I fell like a fish out of water. 1.1525 0.04721 59 50 9 0
6528 Hey, no one knows what a fish drinks like. 1.1525 0.04721 59 50 9 0
6529 And then I said to her, “I’m like a fish out of water in this relationship.” 1.1525 0.05304 59 51 7 1
6530 I caught him in a lie thiisss BIG! 1.1525 0.05304 59 51 7 1
6531 I'm allergic to water 1.1515 0.05395 66 58 6 2
6532 What do you mean "Water, water everywhere and not another drop to drink?" 1.1515 0.05395 66 58 6 2
6533 What really happened is no fish tale. 1.1507 0.04645 73 63 9 1
6534 You should see the last bartender who told me to stop carping. 1.1493 0.04386 67 57 10 0
6535 Yeah I'm wet under the gill, you want to do something about it 1.1493 0.04875 67 58 8 1
6536 And another thing buddy, I'm a goldfish! Not a carp! 1.1475 0.04578 61 52 9 0
6537 I may look and drink like a fish but I feel like a mermaid! 1.1475 0.04578 61 52 9 0
6538 Can’t you see I’m way over 21 in fish years! 1.1475 0.05647 61 54 5 2
6539 Come on bartender, gimme just one more shot. I gotta get that tuna taste out of my mouth. 1.1475 0.05141 61 53 7 1
6540 Then I said, ‘Damn right my father was a goldfish. So what are you going, uh, so what, um...” Hey, what were we talking about? 1.1475 0.05141 61 53 7 1
6541 Let me drown my sorrows or I’ll drown you in the pond. 1.1475 0.05141 61 53 7 1
6542 I'm a fish out of Aqua Vitae. 1.1475 0.05647 61 54 5 2
6543 Yeah ? Well this Koi-Maloy knows a thing or two ! 1.1475 0.05141 61 53 7 1
6544 Something smells fishy here 1.1475 0.05141 61 53 7 1
6545 Water, neat, please! 1.1475 0.04578 61 52 9 0
6546 Water, with a splash. 1.1475 0.04578 61 52 9 0
6547 Why this seat, you ask? Because I'm a lefty. 1.1475 0.05647 61 54 5 2
6548 I'll take a shot of saltwater- my wife got flushed today. 1.1475 0.05647 61 54 5 2
6549 Yeah? Well that's because I AM a fish. 1.1475 0.05647 61 54 5 2
6550 Sure, I've heard the one: 'fish walks into a bar with thirsty gills and asks to be hooked up to some water.' 1.1475 0.05141 61 53 7 1
6551 Hey, I'm a fish... I drink like a fish... 1.1475 0.04578 61 52 9 0
6552 Another one of those tequilas with a worm, please. 1.1475 0.05647 61 54 5 2
6553 I bet Rod had his hooks in you too! 1.1475 0.05141 61 53 7 1
6554 I,ll have four gills of beer. 1.1475 0.06112 61 55 3 3
6555 Did you hear about the big one that got away? 1.1475 0.05141 61 53 7 1
6556 I'll just take a glass of water. 1.1475 0.04578 61 52 9 0
6557 I'll have cat's milk. 1.1475 0.05141 61 53 7 1
6558 If my alewife calls, I’m not here. 1.1475 0.05141 61 53 7 1
6559 You're a great catch," she said. Then she dumped me 1.1475 0.04578 61 52 9 0
6560 Can't you see I'm out of water?! 1.1475 0.04578 61 52 9 0
6561 So, do you think I'm being too selfish? 1.1475 0.04578 61 52 9 0
6562 I asked the cabbie to take me to the nearest sand bar... 1.1475 0.05141 61 53 7 1
6563 Make it a double, and hold the straw this time. 1.1475 0.05141 61 53 7 1
6564 No, I don’t want a water. To quote W.C. Fields.... 1.1475 0.04578 61 52 9 0
6565 Line ‘EM up! I just got paid off to keep silent. 1.1475 0.05141 61 53 7 1
6566 I don't care what W. C. Fields said, I want a glass of drinking water. 1.1475 0.04578 61 52 9 0
6567 What do you mean, “On the rocks?” 1.1475 0.04578 61 52 9 0
6568 People behind my back say I drink like a fish 1.1475 0.05647 61 54 5 2
6569 Hey pal, I want my Martini dry! 1.1475 0.05141 61 53 7 1
6570 Well...my mortgage debt is now more than my house is worth; but I'm trying hard to adapt! 1.1475 0.05141 61 53 7 1
6571 No water, thanks, fish #?*! in that stuff. 1.1475 0.04578 61 52 9 0
6572 You can't imagine what its like climbing that fish ladder day in, day out ..... 1.1475 0.05141 61 53 7 1
6573 This tastes terrible, but soaking my body on the inside was good too 1.1475 0.05141 61 53 7 1
6574 Of course i’m over 21 1.1475 0.05141 61 53 7 1
6575 Just bring me another one...you know I I can handle it and you know why 1.1475 0.04578 61 52 9 0
6576 Hit me again. I'm not driving. 1.1475 0.04578 61 52 9 0
6577 No, no. Listen! It’s attachment that’s suffering—not desire! 1.1475 0.06112 61 55 3 3
6578 So, my wife says I drink like a fish, can you imagine? 1.1475 0.04578 61 52 9 0
6579 You do your job, and I'll do mine. 1.1475 0.05141 61 53 7 1
6580 Easy on the clam juice. I've had enough for a lifetime. 1.1475 0.05141 61 53 7 1
6581 dry drunk 1.1475 0.04578 61 52 9 0
6582 Swimming in water bores me! Can I have a Martini dry 1.1475 0.05141 61 53 7 1
6583 I’m a land koi outta shots! 1.1475 0.04578 61 52 9 0
6584 No, I don't have a Designated Swimmer, mind your own business and pour! 1.1475 0.04578 61 52 9 0
6585 Did you vodka down my water? 1.1475 0.05141 61 53 7 1
6586 I don't know, maybe a hook wouldn't be the worst thing at this point. 1.1475 0.04578 61 52 9 0
6587 Do fish drink? Google it. 1.1475 0.05141 61 53 7 1
6588 I'm tropical. Neat. No Ice. 1.1475 0.04578 61 52 9 0
6589 I don't want the peanuts inna bowl, ya got goldfish? 1.1475 0.05647 61 54 5 2
6590 Hey, what you said is a minnow-aggression! 1.1475 0.05141 61 53 7 1
6591 I may be a fish out of water, but I can take anything your serving. 1.1475 0.05647 61 54 5 2
6592 Look at this beautiful face! Hemingway never even landed the hook. 1.1475 0.05141 61 53 7 1
6593 ...and don't you dare tell me there's plenty of fish in the sea! 1.1475 0.05647 61 54 5 2
6594 This is how you drink like a fish, both factually and metaphorically—but not literally.” 1.1475 0.05141 61 53 7 1
6595 So, how would you rate your specialty drink on a scale of 1 to 10? 1.1475 0.06112 61 55 3 3
6596 Water. Hold the rest. 1.1475 0.04578 61 52 9 0
6597 I live up to the idiom. 1.1475 0.04578 61 52 9 0
6598 Yes, with salt. 1.1475 0.05141 61 53 7 1
6599 They used to call me Fish Head in college. 1.1475 0.05647 61 54 5 2
6600 What makes you think you can get away with serving me watered-down drinks? 1.1475 0.05141 61 53 7 1
6601 Listen pal, my alcoholism doesn't confirm the stereotype. 1.1475 0.05141 61 53 7 1
6602 You promised fish bowls, not shots! 1.1475 0.05141 61 53 7 1
6603 You know what happens when you assume, right? 1.1475 0.05141 61 53 7 1
6604 'And I drink like one!' 1.1475 0.05141 61 53 7 1
6605 Water, no ice. More. I'm outta! 1.1475 0.05141 61 53 7 1
6606 People who heard Yanni are crazy. Absoluely crazy! 1.1475 0.05141 61 53 7 1
6607 I'll have water on the rocks...hold the rocks. 1.1475 0.05141 61 53 7 1
6608 I'll tell you when I'm finished 1.1475 0.05141 61 53 7 1
6609 Hey buddy, let me tell you where you can shove those plastic straws you’re serving 1.1475 0.05141 61 53 7 1
6610 I know what you’re thinking—just give me another one. 1.1475 0.05141 61 53 7 1
6611 Tell me you did NOT just say that! 1.1475 0.05141 61 53 7 1
6612 So what?" I'm a fish! 1.1475 0.04578 61 52 9 0
6613 Just one more. I'm hooked! 1.1475 0.05141 61 53 7 1
6614 I drink like a fish because I am a fish. Carolyn Phinney Rankin, Rochester, NY 1.1475 0.04578 61 52 9 0
6615 So, as I was saying, the ex has me drowning in child support bills. 1.1475 0.04578 61 52 9 0
6616 Bourbon with just a splash of water 1.1475 0.05141 61 53 7 1
6617 What do you mean you thought I would WANT them watered down? 1.1475 0.04578 61 52 9 0
6618 Why do they say I drink like a fish? 1.1475 0.05647 61 54 5 2
6619 Maritime is not martini. 1.1475 0.05141 61 53 7 1
6620 You do realize I'm a Siamese Fighting Fish - so pour another NOW! 1.1475 0.05141 61 53 7 1
6621 Don't tell me fishbowls are only for Happy Hour ! 1.1475 0.04578 61 52 9 0
6622 Another Scotch & Water, and this time don't skimp on the water. 1.1475 0.05647 61 54 5 2
6623 Let me have one more for the stream. 1.1475 0.05141 61 53 7 1
6624 Just keep 'em coming, hairball. 1.1475 0.04578 61 52 9 0
6625 Mac, do you think there's something fishy in this barroom?" "Yes, there is something fishy as the barroom smells! 1.1475 0.05141 61 53 7 1
6626 The water I shall never thirst again 1.1475 0.04578 61 52 9 0
6627 They told me there'd be other fish in the sea... 1.1475 0.05141 61 53 7 1
6628 I'll have one more for the road. I'm about to head into some choppy waters." 1.1475 0.04578 61 52 9 0
6629 A.) May I have another glass of water? I'm very thirsty. B.) I'm allergic to the bar nuts. Do you have any krill? 1.1475 0.05141 61 53 7 1
6630 Hey, bartender! Hurry up with those tequila shots, I'm starting to feel like a fish out of water around here. 1.1475 0.04578 61 52 9 0
6631 And don't let me catch you watering it down this time. 1.1475 0.05141 61 53 7 1
6632 I'll have a Tequila Tide. 1.1475 0.05141 61 53 7 1
6633 You're picking the Mariners as a longshot in the series, and you're saying I'M out of my depth? 1.1475 0.05141 61 53 7 1
6634 Yeah, I DO drink like a fish...what of it? 1.1475 0.05141 61 53 7 1
6635 Not one more compent from you about how I drink! 1.1475 0.05647 61 54 5 2
6636 I'm the Big One that got away. Gonna celebrate with several rounds of 'Sex on the Beach" 1.1475 0.04578 61 52 9 0
6637 No Sir, we don't have clamato juice. 1.1475 0.04578 61 52 9 0
6638 I’ve had it up to my gills with you people telling me that I drink like a fish! 1.1475 0.04578 61 52 9 0
6639 Where's that plate of Tibetan gold you promised? 1.1475 0.04578 61 52 9 0
6640 I'd like a dry martini,but not too dry. 1.1475 0.04578 61 52 9 0
6641 And, then, he said I was a wet fish! 1.1475 0.05141 61 53 7 1
6642 Obviously it's a fish tale. 1.1475 0.05141 61 53 7 1
6643 I'll have another one- make it a double-and stop already with the damn "so this fish walks into this bar" jokes. 1.1475 0.05141 61 53 7 1
6644 Don't mess with me, Mac. I'm the Temperance Society's "ace in the hole," and that means I don't stop until this place is dry. 1.1475 0.04578 61 52 9 0
6645 I used to drink like a fish. 1.1475 0.04578 61 52 9 0
6646 We're both bald. But you drink like a wus. 1.1475 0.05141 61 53 7 1
6647 Keep 'em comin'...I'm gettin' sauced to the gills! 1.1475 0.04578 61 52 9 0
6648 clean water please with no ice. 1.1475 0.04578 61 52 9 0
6649 I feel like a fish out of water in this place. 1.1475 0.04578 61 52 9 0
6650 No, I don’t want it on the rocks. 1.1475 0.04578 61 52 9 0
6651 This is not an old joke. It’s a new joke. Got it? 1.1475 0.04578 61 52 9 0
6652 Another martini. And this time, no hook in the olive! 1.1475 0.04578 61 52 9 0
6653 Another round, Frank. I can still taste that worm. 1.1475 0.04578 61 52 9 0
6654 As a matter of fact I am. So get me some water, will you? 1.1475 0.05141 61 53 7 1
6655 Be honest, Phil, do I look like a fish out of water to you?" 1.1475 0.05141 61 53 7 1
6656 Hey....G. Gordon Liddy, enough with the "Chicken of the Sea" jokes! 1.1475 0.04578 61 52 9 0
6657 Whaddya mean 1.1475 0.05141 61 53 7 1
6658 A Rabbi,a priest,and a minister walk into a bar... 1.1475 0.05141 61 53 7 1
6659 A bottle of tequila please. 1.1475 0.04578 61 52 9 0
6660 I’ll have a Sea Breeze. 1.1475 0.04578 61 52 9 0
6661 Hey...I'm the one out of water! 1.1475 0.05141 61 53 7 1
6662 Do I qualify for 'Ladies Night Out' ? 1.1475 0.04578 61 52 9 0
6663 My last modeling job was for Magritte's The Collective Invention back in '34. Been drinking like a fish ever since. 1.1475 0.05647 61 54 5 2
6664 You would too if you had the day I had...and you were a fish. 1.1475 0.05141 61 53 7 1
6665 You ain't never seen anybody drink like THIS fish. 1.1475 0.04578 61 52 9 0
6666 Gimme another scotch, no air! I'll swim home. 1.1475 0.04578 61 52 9 0
6667 A Cape Cod, Fishhouse Punch, Plankton Punch, and Salty Dogfish.... 1.1475 0.05141 61 53 7 1
6668 I fell so at home here! 1.1475 0.05141 61 53 7 1
6669 And what should I drink like? 1.1475 0.04578 61 52 9 0
6670 Well, your bald! “ 1.1475 0.05141 61 53 7 1
6671 ...just a glass of water, please 1.1475 0.05647 61 54 5 2
6672 I may be a fish out of water, but I still need a drink. 1.1475 0.05141 61 53 7 1
6673 Six drinks in and still I can’t drown my sorrows. I can NEVER drown ‘em... 1.1475 0.04578 61 52 9 0
6674 You can't cut me off...I am drinking like a fish! 1.1475 0.05141 61 53 7 1
6675 I walk into a bar, any bar, and inevitably, that's the first question I get asked. So okay, I'll tell you. I slept with Luca Brasi. Ya happy? 1.1475 0.04578 61 52 9 0
6676 So, a fish walks into a bar....... 1.1475 0.05141 61 53 7 1
6677 No I don’t think it’s time for a glass of water. Do you know what I do in water? 1.1475 0.05141 61 53 7 1
6678 Believe me, I'm still trying to make sense of all this thousand year flood... 1.1475 0.05141 61 53 7 1
6679 So . . . I'm kind of a fish out of water here. What do you have that's dry? 1.1475 0.04578 61 52 9 0
6680 Something fishy about the cocktail eh? 1.1475 0.05141 61 53 7 1
6681 You don't know what your talking about! Just because I drink so much doesn't mean I'm a fish out of water! 1.1475 0.05141 61 53 7 1
6682 My kids tell me I drink like a fish. 1.1475 0.05141 61 53 7 1
6683 It was here at this very bar where I first met my beloved husband Luca Brasi 1.1475 0.05647 61 54 5 2
6684 You may think I drink like a fish, but it's not true. 1.1475 0.04578 61 52 9 0
6685 I’ll have a margarita on the rocks with extra salt. 1.1475 0.04578 61 52 9 0
6686 I find your drink limit policy discriminatory. The cultural norm for my species is Carpe Diem. 1.1475 0.05141 61 53 7 1
6687 Water on the rocks, make it a double. 1.1475 0.04578 61 52 9 0
6688 No, YOU’RE out of water 1.1475 0.05141 61 53 7 1
6689 You think I don't know when I've had enough? C'mon, mother fucker, line it up. Gimme another pinch of that delicious, flaky-ass fish food. 1.1475 0.05141 61 53 7 1
6690 I'll have a tank filled with your best vodka. 1.1475 0.05141 61 53 7 1
6691 She thinks after all she put me through she can just throw me back in?! 1.1475 0.04578 61 52 9 0
6692 Luca Brasi made me an offer I couldn't refuse 1.1475 0.05141 61 53 7 1
6693 Well, at least I don't breathe like a human. 1.1475 0.05141 61 53 7 1
6694 And make sure the martinis is wet--very wet! 1.1475 0.04578 61 52 9 0
6695 Okay, how about this one. Three fish walk into a bar... 1.1475 0.05141 61 53 7 1
6696 Ok, I'm ready; remember your stint at Eddystone Light? 1.1475 0.05141 61 53 7 1
6697 I'm like... out of water. 1.1475 0.04578 61 52 9 0
6698 I’ve been drinking water all day, and now you’re telling me that I can’t get a beer because it’s 12:01! 1.1475 0.05141 61 53 7 1
6699 I drink like myself, if that's what you're getting at. 1.1475 0.04578 61 52 9 0
6700 I know, I drink like a fish... 1.1475 0.05647 61 54 5 2
6701 If I ever meet that SOB... Long John Silvers?! 1.1475 0.05141 61 53 7 1
6702 Trust me, the more I drink the better I feel!! 1.1475 0.05141 61 53 7 1
6703 Don't you think I can't recognize a watered-down drink ! 1.1475 0.05141 61 53 7 1
6704 That last one was a little too dry. 1.1475 0.04578 61 52 9 0
6705 No ice with that drink, buddy, they all tell me it's contaminated." 1.1475 0.05141 61 53 7 1
6706 How about some fish and chips? 1.1475 0.05647 61 54 5 2
6707 Can I get a water? 1.1475 0.05141 61 53 7 1
6708 All I said was the App wouldn’t scale. 1.1475 0.05141 61 53 7 1
6709 p0-./0☺☻?♦♣♠M•◘○ (Thats fish language that we can't uderstand :) ) 1.1475 0.04578 61 52 9 0
6710 Don’t give me that old line about fish getting hooked on alcohol. 1.1475 0.05141 61 53 7 1
6711 What'll I have? I'm a fish out of water. 1.1475 0.04578 61 52 9 0
6712 Sea Breeze please, hold the fruit" 1.1475 0.05141 61 53 7 1
6713 Having someone to carp to about my ocean of problems is great. 1.1475 0.04578 61 52 9 0
6714 I'm going to need a double for this punchline. 1.1475 0.05647 61 54 5 2
6715 You’re just trying to bait me with those pleasantries..... 1.1475 0.04578 61 52 9 0
6716 So if I din't walk into the bar, how do you think I got here? 1.1475 0.05141 61 53 7 1
6717 Water? Are you trying to poison me? 1.1475 0.05647 61 54 5 2
6718 Yeah, but it does't mean I like my drinks watered down!" 1.1475 0.04578 61 52 9 0
6719 Gin and tonic--hold the gin. 1.1475 0.05647 61 54 5 2
6720 If a fish walks into a bar its no joke. Serve me a drink 1.1475 0.05141 61 53 7 1
6721 A fish walked into a bar..... 1.1475 0.04578 61 52 9 0
6722 I’m warning you now, any “drink like a fish” or “dry martini” jokes and I’m taking my business elsewhere. 1.1475 0.04578 61 52 9 0
6723 I need to get tanked. 1.1475 0.05141 61 53 7 1
6724 Listen, pal, I don’t appreciate the stereotypes. 1.1475 0.04578 61 52 9 0
6725 I'm not drunk; you three are drunk! 1.1475 0.04578 61 52 9 0
6726 When my partner shows up --- put a viagra pill in her drink. 1.1475 0.04578 61 52 9 0
6727 I’m so tired of that cliche. 1.1475 0.05141 61 53 7 1
6728 I know I'm a freaking fish so seriously Dude, don't say it. 1.1475 0.05647 61 54 5 2
6729 Let me have something that will put hair on my scales. 1.1475 0.04578 61 52 9 0
6730 Last time I was here you threw me back in. 1.1475 0.04578 61 52 9 0
6731 You've got me hooked on those Cape Codders 1.1475 0.04578 61 52 9 0
6732 Have any of those drinks that come in a fish bowl? 1.1475 0.05141 61 53 7 1
6733 One shot of tequila...extra salt. 1.1475 0.04578 61 52 9 0
6734 I'm just a fish out of water. 1.1475 0.05141 61 53 7 1
6735 So, this bartender lands in a fish tank... 1.1475 0.04578 61 52 9 0
6736 So this human walks into a bar...... 1.1475 0.04578 61 52 9 0
6737 Neat, no water. Fish fornicate in water 1.1475 0.04578 61 52 9 0
6738 And another thing. Where do they come off telling me he drinks like a fish?! 1.1475 0.05141 61 53 7 1
6739 Hey bub, that’s “Mr” Fluke to you! 1.1475 0.04578 61 52 9 0
6740 I’ll have another Sex on the beach, put it in Trump’s tab 1.1475 0.05647 61 54 5 2
6741 When I ask for Scotch with a splash of water, I mean sea water! 1.1475 0.05141 61 53 7 1
6742 One more and I may have to swim home and school starts tomorrow! 1.1475 0.04578 61 52 9 0
6743 One more before I go back to school 1.1475 0.05141 61 53 7 1
6744 A fisherman walks into a bar.... 1.1475 0.04578 61 52 9 0
6745 One crack about how I drink and I'm outta here! 1.1475 0.04578 61 52 9 0
6746 I have to disagree sir, you're the one who smells fishy. 1.1475 0.05141 61 53 7 1
6747 Don’t deny it. I saw you casting off the pier. 1.1475 0.05141 61 53 7 1
6748 No, Sex on the Beach is so last year. 1.1475 0.04578 61 52 9 0
6749 Sure, I drink like a fish! 1.1475 0.04578 61 52 9 0
6750 I’ll have another. Make it a bubble. 1.1475 0.04578 61 52 9 0
6751 And, no: I DON'T wanna hear another goddam "drinks-like-a-fish" remark from another Bolshevik bastard. 1.1475 0.05141 61 53 7 1
6752 Set me up again. I'm out of water. 1.1475 0.04578 61 52 9 0
6753 So I said, apparently a fish doesn’t ONLY stink from the head, and that’s when she threw me out. 1.1475 0.05141 61 53 7 1
6754 Fighting fish? Yeah. I could've been a contender, but I tanked once too often. 1.1475 0.04578 61 52 9 0
6755 This "Dry-month"-thing is overrated. 1.1475 0.05647 61 54 5 2
6756 Just give me another one, and don't tell me I drink like a fish. 1.1475 0.05141 61 53 7 1
6757 This is how you know I’m drunk to the gills. 1.1475 0.04578 61 52 9 0
6758 A gin and saltwater martini with a starfish garnish. 1.1475 0.05141 61 53 7 1
6759 Could I get a refill? I'm out of water. 1.1475 0.05141 61 53 7 1
6760 No. No problem, Sir and I’ll take your order. Please don’t fault a fella for missing the carp and perch that I could relate to before this neighborhood gentrified. 1.1475 0.05647 61 54 5 2
6761 Didn’t Daddy warn you about the ONE who got away? 1.1475 0.05647 61 54 5 2
6762 You’re right, I do drink like a fish. 1.1475 0.05647 61 54 5 2
6763 If I had a dollar from every bartender that said that 'I was stewed to the gills,' I'd be a millionaire. 1.1475 0.04578 61 52 9 0
6764 I drink like I drink. Don’t judge. 1.1475 0.05141 61 53 7 1
6765 That guy called me a wet fish !!! 1.1475 0.05141 61 53 7 1
6766 ... and serve it with a straw -- I miss them. 1.1475 0.05141 61 53 7 1
6767 I need to get out of this dry air and into a wet martini 1.1475 0.05141 61 53 7 1
6768 Yeah, I drink like a fish. And you’re bald. 1.1475 0.04578 61 52 9 0
6769 There's plenty of fish in the bar. 1.1475 0.05647 61 54 5 2
6770 Did you hear the one about two fish who walked into a bar? 1.1475 0.04578 61 52 9 0
6771 A fish walked into a bar looking for a horse 1.1475 0.04578 61 52 9 0
6772 Marguerita, no salt please. 1.1475 0.05647 61 54 5 2
6773 "The Rabbi and the Priest are on their way 1.1475 0.05141 61 53 7 1
6774 I"ve waited a long time for this. Whiskey. Neat. 1.1475 0.05647 61 54 5 2
6775 Keep on pouring. I’m fed up to the gills. 1.1452 0.05560 62 55 5 2
6776 Where are all the chicks? 1.1452 0.05063 62 54 7 1
6777 So a Priest, a Rabbi, and a politician walk into a sandbar... 1.1452 0.05063 62 54 7 1
6778 A fisherman walks into a hatchery.... 1.1452 0.04510 62 53 9 0
6779 I do not appreciate constant deadpan delivery, not funny at all. 1.1452 0.05063 62 54 7 1
6780 You have anything besides beer? 1.1452 0.05063 62 54 7 1
6781 Of course I do. 1.1452 0.04510 62 53 9 0
6782 Make it one for my babies and one more for the current. 1.1452 0.04510 62 53 9 0
6783 Another, please. I have a saying to live up to. 1.1452 0.04510 62 53 9 0
6784 Mere maid, pal, not mermaid, okay? 1.1452 0.05063 62 54 7 1
6785 I was the Mayor of this city and you’re shutting me off..!? 1.1452 0.05063 62 54 7 1
6786 Hey, don't cut me off...I'll die...seriously. 1.1452 0.04510 62 53 9 0
6787 You know what, make it two ocean mists 1.1452 0.04510 62 53 9 0
6788 OK then, who was your favorite character on Barney Miller? 1.1452 0.05063 62 54 7 1
6789 That's my problem: Looking for love in all the wrong places. 1.1452 0.05063 62 54 7 1
6790 I love these swim up bars. 1.1452 0.04510 62 53 9 0
6791 Actually, my original intention was to go dry. 1.1452 0.05063 62 54 7 1
6792 So what if my wife says I drink like a fish? 1.1452 0.05063 62 54 7 1
6793 Fish says... this is the last time I'm going to tell you to stop drinking on the job. I'm not a fish. I'm your boss. 1.1452 0.05063 62 54 7 1
6794 I’m ready for a whitecap. 1.1452 0.04510 62 53 9 0
6795 This is my favorite Fry-day hideout.” 1.1452 0.04510 62 53 9 0
6796 Yes, I do! So what? 1.1452 0.05063 62 54 7 1
6797 Do I eat you, or do you eat me? 1.1452 0.05063 62 54 7 1
6798 I know I need to scale back on my drinking. 1.1452 0.05063 62 54 7 1
6799 Give a fish a drink... but TEACH a fish to drink... 1.1452 0.04510 62 53 9 0
6800 Swimmin', can't live with it, can't live without it. 1.1452 0.05063 62 54 7 1
6801 No Thanks. I'm drying out. 1.1452 0.04510 62 53 9 0
6802 Margarita with extra salt please! 1.1452 0.05063 62 54 7 1
6803 I just bought six shots of tequila- are you serious? You're charging me for water? 1.1452 0.05063 62 54 7 1
6804 Never gets old does it Max. Could you please pour these in my bowl. 1.1452 0.05063 62 54 7 1
6805 On a scale from one to ten, how good do I look now? 1.1452 0.04510 62 53 9 0
6806 I'll have a Gin and Tonic with salt around the rim. 1.1452 0.05063 62 54 7 1
6807 Water? Water? What are you trying to say? 1.1452 0.05063 62 54 7 1
6808 Fish: Before you ask, no I have not seen The Shape of Water 1.1452 0.04510 62 53 9 0
6809 When I say on Rocks, I mean Rocks. 1.1452 0.05560 62 55 5 2
6810 I knew I would get caught without my I.D. 1.1452 0.04510 62 53 9 0
6811 My fish friend said this wet bar has the best wet martini's. 1.1452 0.04510 62 53 9 0
6812 Bars generally make me feel like a fish out of water. 1.1452 0.06017 62 56 3 3
6813 Nothing like a shot before spawning! 1.1452 0.05063 62 54 7 1
6814 I wish I could stop. 1.1452 0.05063 62 54 7 1
6815 Why are people staring? I feel like a fish out of water. 1.1452 0.05063 62 54 7 1
6816 Six of one, half dozen of the other... 1.1452 0.05560 62 55 5 2
6817 It’s impossible to stay “dry” where I come from. 1.1452 0.05560 62 55 5 2
6818 You're the last person to tell me I drink like a fish! 1.1452 0.05063 62 54 7 1
6819 Yeah,,,it's just that there are plenty of wrong fish in the sea. 1.1452 0.05063 62 54 7 1
6820 What do you mean can't hold it? I drink like a Perciforme. 1.1452 0.04510 62 53 9 0
6821 And you're bald as a cue ball. So what? 1.1452 0.05063 62 54 7 1
6822 Keep your day job. 1.1452 0.04510 62 53 9 0
6823 No, I didn’t slur... Truth isn’t Truth ! 1.1452 0.05063 62 54 7 1
6824 Hit me again! I have my reputation to protect. 1.1452 0.05063 62 54 7 1
6825 Did you really just tell me that I drink like a fish? 1.1452 0.05063 62 54 7 1
6826 I told him,"you have to commit to the whole fish" 1.1452 0.04510 62 53 9 0
6827 He was caught in the net with the rest of ‘em. Now he sleeps with the humans. 1.1452 0.04510 62 53 9 0
6828 They told me, 'If you don't like swimming all the time, just get out!' So I did. 1.1452 0.04510 62 53 9 0
6829 I’m telling you one last time, stop watering down my drinks. 1.1452 0.04510 62 53 9 0
6830 Yeah, Yeah, I heard that comparison many times, not funny. 1.1452 0.05063 62 54 7 1
6831 Extra dry martini 1.1452 0.05063 62 54 7 1
6832 Yea, and I smoke like a house-a-fire too. 1.1452 0.04510 62 53 9 0
6833 Yeah well you're exactly Prince Charming either, are you? 1.1452 0.05063 62 54 7 1
6834 I was told that there are lots of good men on the land. 1.1452 0.05063 62 54 7 1
6835 Can you serve peanuts instead? 1.1452 0.04510 62 53 9 0
6836 What do you mean, I 'smell fishy?' 1.1452 0.05063 62 54 7 1
6837 Water is not the only thing I need to drink. 1.1452 0.04510 62 53 9 0
6838 WATER, make it an octuple. 1.1452 0.05560 62 55 5 2
6839 If you must know, I prefer to drink like a pig and act like a fish. 1.1429 0.04444 63 54 9 0
6840 There isn't that much profit in being a goldfish. 1.1429 0.04718 56 48 8 0
6841 I do drink like a fish. So what of it? 1.1429 0.04987 63 55 7 1
6842 Are you sure these aren't under the legal limit? 1.1429 0.04987 63 55 7 1
6843 And also -I don't appreciate the expression " you drink like a fish" whats that supposed to mean? 1.1429 0.04718 56 48 8 0
6844 I drew the line at "sleeping with" former Trump associates 1.1429 0.04987 63 55 7 1
6845 Look, I’m out of water, ok? Don’t give me a hard time. Set me up again. 1.1429 0.05363 56 49 6 1
6846 A shot of water, please 1.1429 0.04718 56 48 8 0
6847 Yeah, yeah, I know...I drink like a fish! Just pour me another one, buddy! 1.1429 0.04987 63 55 7 1
6848 I appreciate how you didn't tell me that there are other fish in the sea." 1.1429 0.05363 56 49 6 1
6849 No, I'm not planning on hooking up another flakey type tonight. 1.1429 0.04987 63 55 7 1
6850 Are you the one who makes fun of Drinking Like a Fish?!? 1.1429 0.04718 56 48 8 0
6851 And no ice 1.1429 0.04419 77 67 9 1
6852 Here’s one for you: a fish walks into a bar... 1.1429 0.05363 56 49 6 1
6853 I want my martini dry. 1.1429 0.04718 56 48 8 0
6854 Would you like fish? That is fisherabalism! 1.1429 0.04444 63 54 9 0
6855 Sparkling water... please. j'ai soif 1.1429 0.04718 56 48 8 0
6856 ...and YOU, sir, drink like a bartender. 1.1429 0.05363 56 49 6 1
6857 So, these two guys are out fishin' and one of them says, "let's move, there's nothin' here." 1.1406 0.04914 64 56 7 1
6858 Fish out of water?! No my friend, I’m making something of myself! 1.1406 0.04914 64 56 7 1
6859 So he said, 'Oh yeah? Let's see you prove it'. 1.1356 0.04495 59 51 8 0
6860 Do I LOOK like a fresh water fish? 1.1356 0.04495 59 51 8 0
6861 I'm cut off? You wouldn't treat Aquaman this way! 1.1356 0.05104 59 52 6 1
6862 They told me there was a poker game here. 1.1356 0.04495 59 51 8 0
6863 No more for me, I feel like a fish out of water 1.1356 0.04495 59 51 8 0
6864 Yea... I'm Sal-Mon and on the rocks is what I do almost every day ... How about something different for a change! 1.1356 0.05104 59 52 6 1
6865 A stinger please, straight up. 1.1356 0.05104 59 52 6 1
6866 You drink like a fish, they said. Well, I'll show them... 1.1356 0.04495 59 51 8 0
6867 So a bartender, an invisible guy and a fish walk into a bar... 1.1356 0.04495 59 51 8 0
6868 I hear you have a reputation for serving fishy characters! 1.1356 0.05104 59 52 6 1
6869 You're right, I do. 1.1356 0.05648 59 53 4 2
6870 Ya gotta problem with cliches? 1.1356 0.05104 59 52 6 1
6871 You must be new here. I always come in when the school lets out. 1.1356 0.05104 59 52 6 1
6872 So I sez to him, I sez, 'Blub-blub, blub-blub....' 1.1356 0.05104 59 52 6 1
6873 Another. And don't water it down this time. 1.1356 0.05104 59 52 6 1
6874 And a cup of water please. 1.1356 0.05104 59 52 6 1
6875 Wait a minute. What exactly do you mean by saying that I drink like a fish? 1.1356 0.05104 59 52 6 1
6876 Make mine a double ! 1.1356 0.05104 59 52 6 1
6877 I am more than willing to live elsewhere if they would finally drain that swamp. 1.1356 0.04495 59 51 8 0
6878 Hit me again - I'm drowning over here! 1.1356 0.04495 59 51 8 0
6879 Well, what else am I supposed to drink like? 1.1356 0.04495 59 51 8 0
6880 Just water, please. In a very large glass. 1.1356 0.05104 59 52 6 1
6881 Then she tells me I've got no gills, can you believe that? 1.1356 0.04495 59 51 8 0
6882 And then she told me I drink like a fish! 1.1356 0.04495 59 51 8 0
6883 I’m still thirsty. 1.1356 0.05104 59 52 6 1
6884 Oh, sure, it sounds nice, but I got real tired of livin' in that little pond. 1.1356 0.04495 59 51 8 0
6885 It could be un-PC, but could I get straws with my drinks? 1.1356 0.05104 59 52 6 1
6886 One fish, two fish, I'm a blue fish. 1.1356 0.04495 59 51 8 0
6887 I drink like a fish. It's a constant problem. 1.1356 0.04495 59 51 8 0
6888 So, I says to the guy, “Take your straws and get outta here!” 1.1356 0.04495 59 51 8 0
6889 I’ll just have a club soda. My wife says I drink like a fish.” 1.1356 0.04495 59 51 8 0
6890 At those prices it's no wonder you don't get many fish in here. 1.1356 0.04495 59 51 8 0
6891 Yes, I do drink like a fish. Get over it! 1.1356 0.04495 59 51 8 0
6892 Set em up Joe, I got a little story I think you oughtta know. 1.1356 0.04495 59 51 8 0
6893 What do you mean YOU'RE out of water?" 1.1356 0.05648 59 53 4 2
6894 I hate being single again. I'm like a fish out of water. 1.1356 0.05104 59 52 6 1
6895 I'm not being "coy", I really want another Sea Breeze! 1.1356 0.04495 59 51 8 0
6896 Hit me again. I can't seem to drown my sorrows. 1.1356 0.04495 59 51 8 0
6897 Thanks for letting me carp on this aggressive species thing! It really eats at my sole! 1.1356 0.04495 59 51 8 0
6898 I'll have the Midas cocktail. 1.1356 0.04495 59 51 8 0
6899 No, I don’t drink one and I resent you cutting me off. 1.1343 0.04705 67 59 7 1
6900 Turns out there aren’t. 1.1343 0.04705 67 59 7 1
6901 Somebody ratted me out they’d ‘sleep with politicians’ 1.1333 0.05023 60 53 6 1
6902 Trying to drown your sorrows? 1.1333 0.04426 60 52 8 0
6903 I am not sue I appreciate being profiled. 1.1333 0.05023 60 53 6 1
6904 You can't cut me off. I'm supposed to drink like a fish. 1.1333 0.05023 60 53 6 1
6905 Trust me, by the end of the night someone will be taking me home. 1.1333 0.05023 60 53 6 1
6906 Scotch. Buckets of water. 1.1333 0.04426 60 52 8 0
6907 Okay Mr. Perfect, why don't you tell me what I should drink like? 1.1333 0.04426 60 52 8 0
6908 I'll have a wet martini with a worm. 1.1333 0.04426 60 52 8 0
6909 And I told him! There's no way that I am going glug-glug-glug for you!! 1.1333 0.04426 60 52 8 0
6910 Don't carp drink here anymore, or am I just a fluke? 1.1333 0.04426 60 52 8 0
6911 EPA-repeals or not, Frank, I can’t keep taking all the crap Trump’s crew toss into the Hudson. I need a Salty Dog, better make it a double. 1.1333 0.05023 60 53 6 1
6912 So I says to the guy, “and I ain’t telling you for the halibut” 1.1333 0.05023 60 53 6 1
6913 Martini and no stuffed anchovy olives. 1.1333 0.05557 60 54 4 2
6914 I'm telling ya, if this continues, no-one can stop a new Cod War! 1.1333 0.04426 60 52 8 0
6915 Mezcal 1.1333 0.05023 60 53 6 1
6916 Listen buddy, I can't dry up. 1.1333 0.05023 60 53 6 1
6917 Stop asking if I want water. Just bring me my Tequila and worms. 1.1333 0.05023 60 53 6 1
6918 A fish walks into a bar. Stop me if you've heard this one. 1.1333 0.05023 60 53 6 1
6919 Come on! I'm a little dry here! 1.1333 0.05023 60 53 6 1
6920 Yeah, a Moscow mule. Too trendy for you, cueball? 1.1333 0.04426 60 52 8 0
6921 Another carp pun and I’m gonna kick your bass. 1.1333 0.05023 60 53 6 1
6922 The guys in my school are afraid I’ll get hooked on this place. 1.1333 0.05023 60 53 6 1
6923 Who you calling a ‘weakfish,’ blowhole?—and bring me another cordial. 1.1333 0.04426 60 52 8 0
6924 Like a fish? Yeah, sure, but I'd rather get tanked here 1.1333 0.04426 60 52 8 0
6925 You're cutting ME off?!! I see this schmuck on the other side of the bar. What do YOU see?!! 1.1333 0.05557 60 54 4 2
6926 How about something dry this time. 1.1333 0.05023 60 53 6 1
6927 Don't be koi with me. I know when a drink is stirred, not shaken. 1.1333 0.05023 60 53 6 1
6928 Listen, mate. They're vulnerable women and there aren't really that many of me in the sea! 1.1333 0.05023 60 53 6 1
6929 You know what woud be a terrible yelp-review? "Bartender makes his guests feel like a fish out of water!". 1.1333 0.04426 60 52 8 0
6930 Please tell me we're almost down to the worm. 1.1333 0.04426 60 52 8 0
6931 The usual,with a beer chaser. 1.1333 0.06044 60 55 2 3
6932 I'm off the hook, but I'm drowning in debt. 1.1333 0.05023 60 53 6 1
6933 Yeah, maybe I'll switch to water now. 1.1333 0.04426 60 52 8 0
6934 I might drink like a fish but I'm no sitting duck 1.1333 0.05023 60 53 6 1
6935 Everyone says I drink like one, so I decided to be one. 1.1333 0.04426 60 52 8 0
6936 I'll have another glass of water, please. 1.1333 0.05023 60 53 6 1
6937 I know what you are thinking and for the umpteenth time, I don't want to hear it. 1.1333 0.04426 60 52 8 0
6938 Don't worry chickens are not fish 1.1333 0.05023 60 53 6 1
6939 Really, did you just say that, very original , I know how I drink. 1.1333 0.05557 60 54 4 2
6940 And then I caught this human, I swear, he must've been 10 feet tall! 1.1333 0.04426 60 52 8 0
6941 Landshark lager on the rocks with a splash of salmon pale ale. 1.1333 0.05023 60 53 6 1
6942 Make that an extra dry martini! 1.1333 0.05023 60 53 6 1
6943 I'll have a dry minnowtini, up. 1.1333 0.05023 60 53 6 1
6944 Tell me, now that there's no one around, why do you believe that the girls don't come near? 1.1333 0.04426 60 52 8 0
6945 OK, we like to drink. Shut up and pour. 1.1333 0.04426 60 52 8 0
6946 Yeah, I drink like a fish. What of it. 1.1333 0.05023 60 53 6 1
6947 You don’t just drink like a Fish , you look like one too. 1.1333 0.05023 60 53 6 1
6948 It's been hard to find good company ever since Catfishing became cool" - Goldfis 1.1333 0.04426 60 52 8 0
6949 I will become a gefilte fish 1.1333 0.05023 60 53 6 1
6950 No, YOU are drinking like a fish! 1.1333 0.05023 60 53 6 1
6951 So I says, "I'll show you drink like a fish..." 1.1333 0.05557 60 54 4 2
6952 A Blue Hawaiian, please. I’m feeling homesick. 1.1333 0.04426 60 52 8 0
6953 On the rocks, twist, very wet. 1.1333 0.04426 60 52 8 0
6954 Yeah? Well you pour like a human. 1.1333 0.05023 60 53 6 1
6955 You know who drank like a fish was that Freddy Trump. 1.1333 0.05023 60 53 6 1
6956 I was fed-up of only water 1.1333 0.04426 60 52 8 0
6957 She said there were other fish in the sea,but I'm the only one in sight 1.1333 0.05023 60 53 6 1
6958 Don't even think about watering my drinks, pal. 1.1333 0.05023 60 53 6 1
6959 That last one was tap water Joe! I ordered spring!! 1.1333 0.04426 60 52 8 0
6960 I think we both know whether I want another. 1.1333 0.04426 60 52 8 0
6961 You know, I'm getting tired of all those analogies! 1.1333 0.05023 60 53 6 1
6962 Single malt bowl of hot olive oil garnished with anchovies. Hold the Calabrian chili peppers. 1.1333 0.05023 60 53 6 1
6963 Well of course I drink like a fish, just keep 'em coming. 1.1333 0.04426 60 52 8 0
6964 And make that off the rocks! 1.1333 0.04426 60 52 8 0
6965 I'll have another "Fish-ou-of-water", this time make it a double. 1.1311 0.04358 61 53 8 0
6966 I don't care what you heard. I have never been swimming with Luca Brasi. 1.1311 0.04945 61 54 6 1
6967 Just give me a water for fucks sake 1.1311 0.04945 61 54 6 1
6968 I'm trying to drown my sorrows, but they have gills. 1.1311 0.05470 61 55 4 2
6969 He said “You drink like a fish,” can you believe that? 1.1311 0.04945 61 54 6 1
6970 Oy. It’s always the same in that house: she guilts us with “Eat, eat, eat” until we’re all just a bunch of Gefilte fish. 1.1311 0.04945 61 54 6 1
6971 I'll have another... but this time don't gin the water. 1.1311 0.04358 61 53 8 0
6972 I’ll have a bowl of water no ice 1.1311 0.04945 61 54 6 1
6973 O.K., so I drink like a fish. What did you expect? 1.1311 0.04358 61 53 8 0
6974 What did you think I'd drink like?! Just bring me another double!! 1.1311 0.04945 61 54 6 1
6975 I need another drink like I need a bicycle! 1.1311 0.04358 61 53 8 0
6976 Stop me if I've told this one before! 1.1311 0.04358 61 53 8 0
6977 Water, please. Neat. 1.1311 0.04945 61 54 6 1
6978 This is not the swim-up bar I'm used to in the Caribbean but I like it. 1.1311 0.04358 61 53 8 0
6979 Give me a scotch on the rocks...And no cracks about drinking like a fish! 1.1311 0.04945 61 54 6 1
6980 A large water - and make it quick! 1.1311 0.04945 61 54 6 1
6981 Make it a double. Double water!! 1.1311 0.04945 61 54 6 1
6982 I’d like a fishbowl cocktail, please. 1.1311 0.04945 61 54 6 1
6983 Would you believe that my wife says I drink like a fish? Judith Schneider NYC 1.1311 0.04945 61 54 6 1
6984 Fish out of water? Drink like a fish? What's next,you dangle the worm in the tequila bottle in my face? 1.1311 0.04945 61 54 6 1
6985 Bet you haven't heard this fish-out-of-water story. 1.1311 0.04358 61 53 8 0
6986 No more fish out of water comments! 1.1311 0.04358 61 53 8 0
6987 I need one more to make it back to the lake. 1.1311 0.04945 61 54 6 1
6988 This tap water doesn’t taste like home! 1.1311 0.04358 61 53 8 0
6989 That's not true. I just happen to drink like one. 1.1311 0.04945 61 54 6 1
6990 Margarita, no ice, lots of salt 1.1311 0.04358 61 53 8 0
6991 No fish tale, I saw it with my own eyes. Three men pulled overboard by a giant octopus. 1.1311 0.04358 61 53 8 0
6992 I'd like a very, very, very wet martini. 1.1311 0.04945 61 54 6 1
6993 Yeah, she left me for good last night. Said she was "tired of me drinking like a fish." 1.1311 0.04358 61 53 8 0
6994 And I don't want to hear another of your jokes that begins, "A fish walked into a bar" . . . . 1.1311 0.04945 61 54 6 1
6995 Finlandia martini - wet. 1.1311 0.04358 61 53 8 0
6996 I may drink like a fish, but your establishment needs more customers like me! 1.1311 0.04358 61 53 8 0
6997 No sir, I drink like a sinking ship. 1.1311 0.04945 61 54 6 1
6998 My wife tells me that all the time...I don't need to hear it from my bartender. 1.1311 0.04945 61 54 6 1
6999 Of course I drink like a fish! You got a problem with that, buddy? 1.1311 0.04945 61 54 6 1
7000 What do you mean you don’t have and tequila with a worm in the bottle ? 1.1311 0.04945 61 54 6 1
7001 It’s been that kind of day. I need to drink like a fish! 1.1311 0.04358 61 53 8 0
7002 Exactly why is there a six drink limit for my kind? 1.1311 0.04945 61 54 6 1
7003 I know, I drink like a fish, right? 1.1311 0.04358 61 53 8 0
7004 I still haven't gotten a full breath in yet. 1.1311 0.04945 61 54 6 1
7005 But I drink like a human. 1.1311 0.04358 61 53 8 0
7006 Yeah, and I drink like one too. 1.1311 0.04945 61 54 6 1
7007 ‘I know I have a problem. I was hooked on my first drink.” 1.1311 0.04358 61 53 8 0
7008 Water....and keep them coming. 1.1311 0.04358 61 53 8 0
7009 One more crack about how I drink and I'll show you how I swim. 1.1311 0.04358 61 53 8 0
7010 A fish out of whiskey. 1.1311 0.04358 61 53 8 0
7011 I know what you’re thinking: “please, not another fish tale.” 1.1290 0.04292 62 54 8 0
7012 My dear sir, I do NOT drink like a fish! 1.1290 0.04869 62 55 6 1
7013 No , it’s not the start of a joke. I simply said “so, a fish walks into a bar.” 1.1290 0.04292 62 54 8 0
7014 Another seltzer water! 1.1290 0.04869 62 55 6 1
7015 It is starting to fill up. I’d better get back to the aquarium. 1.1290 0.04292 62 54 8 0
7016 I'll take a cabernet with some real legs. 1.1290 0.04292 62 54 8 0
7017 With that head I do not knead tonic. 1.1290 0.04869 62 55 6 1
7018 No, you're the hallucination! 1.1290 0.04292 62 54 8 0
7019 Have you seen my husband? He says when he goes to a bar, he’s no longer a fish out of water. 1.1290 0.04869 62 55 6 1
7020 Don’t say it. I know. I drink like a fish. 1.1290 0.04869 62 55 6 1
7021 So a sturgeon walked into a bar.... 1.1290 0.04292 62 54 8 0
7022 The priest, the rabbi and the nun all came down with the same thing 1.1290 0.04292 62 54 8 0
7023 Biggest glass of water you've got, please. 1.1290 0.04869 62 55 6 1
7024 I'll have a bourbon and water...lots of water! ...and make it snappy! 1.1290 0.04292 62 54 8 0
7025 ya ya I know...I drink like a fish 1.1290 0.04869 62 55 6 1
7026 White wine, of course, please" 1.1290 0.04292 62 54 8 0
7027 Oh,like I haven't heard that one before. 1.1290 0.05385 62 56 4 2
7028 I never drink water. Fish (bleep) in it! 1.1290 0.05385 62 56 4 2
7029 Who's your barber? How many mackerals for a smooth cut? 1.1290 0.04869 62 55 6 1
7030 I'll have a whiskey and water, lots of water. 1.1290 0.04292 62 54 8 0
7031 You just keep pouring like a faucet, pal. 1.1290 0.04869 62 55 6 1
7032 Don't stereotype me! 1.1290 0.05385 62 56 4 2
7033 I could tell you a lot, but it's not in a gentleman's code. 1.1290 0.04292 62 54 8 0
7034 Being out of vodka is way more serious than water. 1.1290 0.04292 62 54 8 0
7035 So, who gave the third wish? 1.1290 0.04869 62 55 6 1
7036 And furthermore, don't tell me I drink like a fish! 1.1290 0.04292 62 54 8 0
7037 Bourbon, neat. 1.1290 0.04869 62 55 6 1
7038 No more, pal. My lips are sealed. But, yes, I signed a non-disclosure agreement with you know who. 1.1290 0.04869 62 55 6 1
7039 I am out of water. Give my some gin. 1.1290 0.04292 62 54 8 0
7040 Enough? Why did you pour the first one? 1.1290 0.04292 62 54 8 0
7041 did i tell you the joke about the fish who walks in to a bar? 1.1290 0.04292 62 54 8 0
7042 And let me tell ya another thing: I'm tired of being a big fish in a little pond. 1.1290 0.04292 62 54 8 0
7043 That last drink had a fishy taste to it! 1.1290 0.04869 62 55 6 1
7044 Skip the cliche and give me another frothy one 1.1270 0.04229 63 55 8 0
7045 :They said I drank like a fish 1.1270 0.04229 63 55 8 0
7046 Ocean on the rocks please. 1.1270 0.05303 63 57 4 2
7047 I'll have a bourbon since I am a fish out of water. 1.1270 0.04229 63 55 8 0
7048 I didn't take the fall for nobody! It was a clean fight, okay? 1.1270 0.04229 63 55 8 0
7049 It’ almost feels like I’m living in a glass tank, where I’m completely exposed to everyone! 1.1270 0.04796 63 56 6 1
7050 You think I've had too much? I basically breathe this stuff, pal! 1.1270 0.04229 63 55 8 0
7051 I'll have a tall glass of salt water and some those delicious bar pellets you've got there. 1.1270 0.04796 63 56 6 1
7052 I was a household name, they made millions off of my rainbow scales, and what do I have to show for it? Absolutely nothin. 1.1270 0.04229 63 55 8 0
7053 Hey pal, you’d better take back that drunk as a fish remark! 1.1270 0.04229 63 55 8 0
7054 a pint of room temperature salt water please 1.1270 0.04229 63 55 8 0
7055 It's not what i am, it's what i do 1.1270 0.05303 63 57 4 2
7056 When the going gets tough, the tough fish come here. Gimme a margarita. 1.1270 0.04796 63 56 6 1
7057 I'll have water on the rocks. 1.1270 0.04229 63 55 8 0
7058 Dory's lucky. I'm trying to forget. 1.1270 0.04796 63 56 6 1
7059 And I'd like it watered down, please. 1.1270 0.04229 63 55 8 0
7060 And that's the day I said to myself "Gilbert, it's the fish in the mirror you have to worry about!" 1.1250 0.04459 56 49 7 0
7061 I was told specifically this wasn't a dry county. 1.1250 0.04459 56 49 7 0
7062 So, tell me, do plenty of fish from the sea come here? 1.1250 0.05136 56 50 5 1
7063 “So,,,I drink like a fish. Big deal !” 1.1250 0.04459 56 49 7 0
7064 If you tell me that I drink like a fish, you can kiss your tip good-bye. 1.1250 0.04459 56 49 7 0
7065 OK,but you've gotta make it with salt water. 1.1250 0.05136 56 50 5 1
7066 You’ve been watering down my drinks all night, and I’d like to know why. 1.1250 0.04459 56 49 7 0
7067 I just wanted to confirm to you, the old saying about fish and drinking is true. 1.1250 0.04459 56 49 7 0
7068 Yeah, I know: A fish walked into a bar ... 1.1250 0.05136 56 50 5 1
7069 That's 35 in fish years. 1.1250 0.04459 56 49 7 0
7070 No I do NOT drink like a.... 1.1250 0.04459 56 49 7 0
7071 So it seems she was not too excited about sleeping with the fish 1.1250 0.05734 56 51 3 2
7072 One of us should be Boswell 1.1250 0.04459 56 49 7 0
7073 Listen Bud, mermaids are offensive. Having a fish head is beautiful. 1.1250 0.04459 56 49 7 0
7074 You know the fake news would probably say I drink like a fish!”What a joke! 1.1250 0.04459 56 49 7 0
7075 You know, in the ocean, we call these spears. 1.1250 0.04459 56 49 7 0
7076 Call me Ishmael, and I will call you by mine! 1.1250 0.04459 56 49 7 0
7077 Water and water, straight up. 1.1250 0.04459 56 49 7 0
7078 Did you ever feel like a fish out of water? Pour me another on the rocks with water on the side. 1.1250 0.04459 56 49 7 0
7079 I just pee anywhere. 1.1250 0.05734 56 51 3 2
7080 Hey pal! I’m not just some Big Fish in a small bar, you know!! 1.1250 0.04459 56 49 7 0
7081 A Singapore Sling barkeep, without the roar 1.1250 0.04459 56 49 7 0
7082 I hatched around midnight on Feb 18th, so am I an Aquarius or a Pisces? I compromise by saying I’m a fish just coming out of water. 1.1250 0.04459 56 49 7 0
7083 I would ask for water, but I'm addicted. Can I get a beer?​ 1.1250 0.05136 56 50 5 1
7084 What do you recommend for a fish out of water? 1.1250 0.05136 56 50 5 1
7085 I still can't believe she left me for a small fish in a big pond. 1.1250 0.04459 56 49 7 0
7086 Drink like a fish" is insensitive - we're not all alcoholics. But yes, I'll have that seventh shot now 1.1250 0.05136 56 50 5 1
7087 Tell me something I don 1.1250 0.05136 56 50 5 1
7088 Barkeep, you just don't look fishy enough to me... 1.1250 0.04459 56 49 7 0
7089 Barkeep, I'd like a really tall glass of water. No ice. 1.1250 0.05136 56 50 5 1
7090 I've had enough when I say I've had enough! I bet you didn't treat Flipper this way. 1.1250 0.04459 56 49 7 0
7091 True, ego bibere sicut pisces. And yet! I'm also a classicist. 1.1250 0.04459 56 49 7 0
7092 ...a duck walks into a bar "Got 'ny grapes?" 1.1250 0.05136 56 50 5 1
7093 I'll have a fresh shrimp cocktail with a martini straight up! 1.1250 0.05136 56 50 5 1
7094 Out of Bass …? 1.1250 0.05734 56 51 3 2
7095 I know what you’re thinking “a fish out of water” - just give me a drink so that I can hurry back to the water! 1.1250 0.05136 56 50 5 1
7096 If my alewife calls looking for me, tell her I'm not here. 1.1250 0.04459 56 49 7 0
7097 Carding me is racist. 1.1250 0.05136 56 50 5 1
7098 Keep them coming this is a matter of life of death! 1.1250 0.04459 56 49 7 0
7099 My buddies wanted Tequila Searise for an ice melting party. 1.1250 0.05136 56 50 5 1
7100 I don't usually drink during the day. 1.1250 0.04459 56 49 7 0
7101 Hey, that’s an offensive stereotype!” 1.1250 0.05136 56 50 5 1
7102 Whadd'ya mean I'm not evolved enough to serve? 1.1250 0.04459 56 49 7 0
7103 Yeah, I drink like a fish. Now, hold the snark, gimme a Fuzzy Shark and shut up. 1.1250 0.05136 56 50 5 1
7104 Save it! I know what yer gonna say! 1.1250 0.04459 56 49 7 0
7105 So what else can I do but drink like a fish? 1.1250 0.05734 56 51 3 2
7106 I'm just trying to get tanked. 1.1250 0.04459 56 49 7 0
7107 Whiskey, neat. I drink to forget, and you would not believe the eight seconds I've had. 1.1250 0.04459 56 49 7 0
7108 No, I don't work in the White House. Why do you ask? 1.1250 0.05136 56 50 5 1
7109 Okay you don't serve fish, cats, dogs, frogs, or mermaids, but you should know that I drink like a fish. Think about it. 1.1250 0.04459 56 49 7 0
7110 My wife cannot claim I have a drinking issue 1.1250 0.05136 56 50 5 1
7111 Next, I'll go blind. 1.1250 0.05136 56 50 5 1
7112 Word on the street is you got those fishbowls here. 1.1250 0.04459 56 49 7 0
7113 I almost choked on that dry martini - make the next one wetter. 1.1250 0.04459 56 49 7 0
7114 I MAYBE A FISH OUT OF WATER BUT I KNOW GOOD SCOTCH WHEN I TASTE IT. 1.1250 0.04459 56 49 7 0
7115 Look, everyone knows freshwater fish don't drink water. 1.1250 0.04459 56 49 7 0
7116 Make that a Sea Breeze on the rocks! 1.1250 0.05136 56 50 5 1
7117 Catch you next time bro-all I got left is a fin. 1.1250 0.05136 56 50 5 1
7118 I understand that a lot of Fishermen stop in here 1.1250 0.04459 56 49 7 0
7119 This 'drinks like a fish"'cliche is fishism. 1.1250 0.05136 56 50 5 1
7120 Yeah, we blame it on the environment. 1.1250 0.05136 56 50 5 1
7121 Up, very dry and with a hint of stresscoat 1.1250 0.05136 56 50 5 1
7122 Your libations are the silver lining to global warming. 1.1250 0.04459 56 49 7 0
7123 So....I was swimming in the pond and yes, I saw the husband with some trashy gold fish. 1.1250 0.05136 56 50 5 1
7124 Drowning in my tears sure beats drowning in algae! 1.1250 0.04459 56 49 7 0
7125 Yeah, well, because it's the only place I can get a decent drink of water. 1.1250 0.05136 56 50 5 1
7126 large bowl of water,please 1.1250 0.04459 56 49 7 0
7127 I wouldn't say it's good for me, either, but it's clean. 1.1250 0.05136 56 50 5 1
7128 After Fish-Thing, it all dried up. 1.1250 0.04459 56 49 7 0
7129 I'm literally covered in gold, that's how." 1.1250 0.04459 56 49 7 0
7130 Yeah, I’m a fish outta water, so hit me with another. 1.1250 0.04459 56 49 7 0
7131 So this is what they mean by drowning your sorrows. 1.1250 0.04459 56 49 7 0
7132 One tequila. And don't forget the worm. 1.1250 0.04459 56 49 7 0
7133 I can hold my drink metaophorically Linus. 1.1250 0.05734 56 51 3 2
7134 If I wanna come in here and carp, I'm gonna come in here and carp...and you call this a watering hole? 1.1250 0.05136 56 50 5 1
7135 Can you recommend a good swim'in hole? 1.1250 0.04459 56 49 7 0
7136 Hi partner, my name is Gil - I’ve been looking for a nice pub near the school 1.1250 0.04459 56 49 7 0
7137 Got any of that Tequila...? The one with the worm in the bottom? 1.1250 0.05136 56 50 5 1
7138 Yeah, well why don't I tell you half-a-dozen dirty jokes about big-nosed bald guys, and then I'll listen to your theory about the underlying truth of stereotypes!" 1.1250 0.04459 56 49 7 0
7139 And you serve like a human 1.1250 0.05136 56 50 5 1
7140 Save some for the fishes! 1.1250 0.05136 56 50 5 1
7141 Sure, I’ve heard it- but they’re really three of us in here. So how about another round? 1.1250 0.05734 56 51 3 2
7142 So, after being in that bowl, I thought, why be "coy?" 1.1250 0.05136 56 50 5 1
7143 You mutter InScale one more time and you'll be seeing like a flounder. 1.1250 0.04459 56 49 7 0
7144 A beer and a shot of cod-liver oil. 1.1250 0.05136 56 50 5 1
7145 Dude, keep 'em coming. I am a fish. 1.1250 0.04459 56 49 7 0
7146 Look I am going to drink all night buster— By god I am a Fish! 1.1250 0.04459 56 49 7 0
7147 “I’ve spent too much time on the inside of the bottle looking out”. 1.1250 0.05136 56 50 5 1
7148 You can’t cut me off. I’m a fish - I drink what I want when I want. 1.1250 0.05136 56 50 5 1
7149 Now gimme another and I'll tell you the true whereabouts about of Salinger's DB's Goldfish's treasure chest. 1.1250 0.05136 56 50 5 1
7150 Another round for me and my fins. 1.1250 0.04459 56 49 7 0
7151 I do not drink like a muskrat. 1.1250 0.05136 56 50 5 1
7152 I look like carp? Look at you, man, you look like crap. I said 'one more'. I'm too drunk? I'm not durnk enough, man, now I feel a curious urge to forget about the miserable condition of fishes in this wolrd too. 1.1250 0.04459 56 49 7 0
7153 I drink like a what? What did you say? 1.1250 0.05136 56 50 5 1
7154 Yeah, I said 'Vigoda'. What's so funny about that? 1.1250 0.05136 56 50 5 1
7155 I'll have white with my fish. 1.1250 0.05136 56 50 5 1
7156 I want to put an end to this rumor that I slept with Luca Brasi. 1.1250 0.04459 56 49 7 0
7157 I know I need to scale back but I've got to maintain my reputation of drinking like my family members. 1.1250 0.04459 56 49 7 0
7158 Why does everyone always assume I’d like a glass of water? 1.1250 0.04459 56 49 7 0
7159 How did you get here? You don’t have fucking legs. 1.1250 0.04459 56 49 7 0
7160 I'll have water. Just put it on my gill. 1.1250 0.05136 56 50 5 1
7161 A glass of your best aqua vitae, please. 1.1250 0.04459 56 49 7 0
7162 Give me another drink, or I’m fishtailing right out of here! 1.1250 0.04459 56 49 7 0
7163 There's nothing funny about a Mickey Finn. 1.1250 0.04459 56 49 7 0
7164 I don't want to talk about it. 1.1250 0.04459 56 49 7 0
7165 I'm half fish, half eagle, so don't make me fly across this bar and flap you silly. 1.1250 0.05734 56 51 3 2
7166 I bet customers carp at you all day long 1.1250 0.05136 56 50 5 1
7167 Hey wise guy, give me another drink or you're gonna end up sleeping with me. 1.1250 0.04459 56 49 7 0
7168 Bourbon and SeaBranch, ​please. 1.1250 0.04459 56 49 7 0
7169 No need to cut me off,I've been told that I can drink like a fish 1.1250 0.04459 56 49 7 0
7170 When you say I drink like a fish, you sound just like Dad. 1.1250 0.04459 56 49 7 0
7171 Right, and you tend bar like a sloth. 1.1250 0.04459 56 49 7 0
7172 I'll have a mezcal, the kind with the worm. And make it a double, I'm thirsty. 1.1250 0.04459 56 49 7 0
7173 You look like Kevin Kline. Have you seen A Fish Called Wanda? 1.1250 0.05136 56 50 5 1
7174 What’s got you so breathless this time? 1.1250 0.05136 56 50 5 1
7175 On a scale of 1-10, how drunk do I look right now? 1.1250 0.04459 56 49 7 0
7176 I’m here because this is where I was born. 1.1250 0.05136 56 50 5 1
7177 Another FINlandia with a water chaser. 1.1250 0.05136 56 50 5 1
7178 Oh Crap, I dont serve Fish Eye Wine here! 1.1250 0.04459 56 49 7 0
7179 And let me tell you about the one that got away! 1.1250 0.04459 56 49 7 0
7180 No - you're drinking like a bartender! 1.1250 0.05136 56 50 5 1
7181 Good afternoon, John. I’m Martha from the pharmacy. Just wanted to drop in and apologize for the mixup this morning. 1.1250 0.06274 56 52 1 3
7182 Sorry, we’re fresh outta water 1.1250 0.04459 56 49 7 0
7183 I can drink like a fish. Now, pour me another! 1.1250 0.05136 56 50 5 1
7184 Have you been liquoring down these drinks? 1.1250 0.05136 56 50 5 1
7185 Do I need water? Water is my house. I can have water whenever I want. I don’t ask if you want air when you come into the Subway I manage. 1.1250 0.04459 56 49 7 0
7186 I resent that you say that I drink like a Fish 1.1250 0.04459 56 49 7 0
7187 I’ll have water - no straw 1.1250 0.04459 56 49 7 0
7188 Do you guys have something made of human being? 1.1250 0.04459 56 49 7 0
7189 Hey, Gill, my favorite is between scale 1 and 10. 1.1250 0.04459 56 49 7 0
7190 I'll have a gin and cod liver oil. 1.1250 0.05136 56 50 5 1
7191 Would I ever say to you that you drink like a bald man? 1.1250 0.04459 56 49 7 0
7192 I WANTED a Dogfish! And if you must know, I am a birdfish. 1.1250 0.04459 56 49 7 0
7193 Could I have some goldfish with my drink? 1.1250 0.04459 56 49 7 0
7194 So your saying the rise in ocean water levels is a myth? 1.1250 0.04459 56 49 7 0
7195 I'm telling you Joe, I feel like a fish out of water! 1.1250 0.04459 56 49 7 0
7196 Well, no one ever says the fish walks out of the bar. 1.1250 0.05136 56 50 5 1
7197 This an't the old watering hole it once was. 1.1250 0.04459 56 49 7 0
7198 Chin up, Phil. There are plenty of humans on the land. 1.1250 0.05136 56 50 5 1
7199 Hey! I am not "tanked to the gills" and I consider that remark offensive! 1.1250 0.05136 56 50 5 1
7200 I'll have a shot of whiskey with a pool of water chaser. 1.1250 0.05136 56 50 5 1
7201 I've just never felt comfortable since I left home. 1.1250 0.04459 56 49 7 0
7202 Set me up with another flight of these tequila shots honey , and you could be starring in the sequel to Stranger than Water 1.1250 0.05136 56 50 5 1
7203 They never make a movie about bon vivant fish like me 1.1250 0.04459 56 49 7 0
7204 . . . and Himalayan Salt on the rim. 1.1250 0.04459 56 49 7 0
7205 My story? I ran a roaring seafood business...until it went all underwater. 1.1250 0.05136 56 50 5 1
7206 Couldn't you think of another simile? That one is a little personal. 1.1250 0.04459 56 49 7 0
7207 Bar Keep...pour me something that will put a little hair on my fin! 1.1250 0.04459 56 49 7 0
7208 I don’t care what they say; nobody drinks like a fish. 1.1250 0.04459 56 49 7 0
7209 Mezcal again. But it has to be the last shot in the bottle. 1.1250 0.04459 56 49 7 0
7210 Tequila with the worm on the side. 1.1250 0.05734 56 51 3 2
7211 ' AnotherMartini, very dry." 1.1250 0.04459 56 49 7 0
7212 I swim like a drunk 1.1250 0.04459 56 49 7 0
7213 I’ll tell you when I’ve had enough to breathe! 1.1250 0.04459 56 49 7 0
7214 Joe,did I tell you the one,a man walks into a bar... 1.1250 0.04459 56 49 7 0
7215 Give me a dry martini 1.1250 0.05136 56 50 5 1
7216 You smell to! 1.1250 0.04459 56 49 7 0
7217 Margarita up, no salt. 1.1250 0.04459 56 49 7 0
7218 Let me have a large water with scotch as a chaser. 1.1250 0.04459 56 49 7 0
7219 This climate change business is driving me to drink. 1.1250 0.04459 56 49 7 0
7220 Drinking LIKE a fish is not the same as drinking AS a fish, my friend. 1.1250 0.05136 56 50 5 1
7221 I drink like a what now? 1.1250 0.05136 56 50 5 1
7222 Give me a ditch. Make it a double. 1.1250 0.05136 56 50 5 1
7223 Bloody Cesear, please. 1.1250 0.04459 56 49 7 0
7224 Thanks man, but can you also get me some fresh water? 1.1250 0.05136 56 50 5 1
7225 I drink like a fish, but it works for me. 1.1250 0.04459 56 49 7 0
7226 How dare you lecture me about drinking like a fish! 1.1250 0.05136 56 50 5 1
7227 I'll have a mermaid on the rocks 1.1250 0.04459 56 49 7 0
7228 A fishy tale indeed 1.1250 0.04459 56 49 7 0
7229 They say I dink like a fish. 1.1250 0.05136 56 50 5 1
7230 Give me your best rum drink! And no fishy stuff! 1.1250 0.04459 56 49 7 0
7231 Who do you think you are fooling? You're watering down these drinks! 1.1250 0.04459 56 49 7 0
7232 I find it insulting. You never hear anyone say “he drinks like a human.” 1.1250 0.05136 56 50 5 1
7233 Can you tell me what was in that potion that catfish had you make for me last night? 1.1250 0.05136 56 50 5 1
7234 Set 'em up, Joe...I got a little story you ought to know. 1.1250 0.05136 56 50 5 1
7235 Robert, let me try that ice-worm cocktail I've heard about. 1.1250 0.05136 56 50 5 1
7236 What exactly do you mean by "You drink like a fish"? 1.1250 0.04459 56 49 7 0
7237 Another. I drink like a fish. 1.1250 0.05136 56 50 5 1
7238 Carp diem" as I always say 1.1250 0.05136 56 50 5 1
7239 Yeah, I heard it. Just pour. 1.1250 0.05136 56 50 5 1
7240 No! I don't think you know better than I what it means to drink like a fish. Now get me another gimlet and make it snappy 1.1250 0.04459 56 49 7 0
7241 Don't call me a fish out of water, and stop telling me about your regulars who "drink like fishes!" 1.1250 0.04459 56 49 7 0
7242 I feel like I should branch out from the sea breeze... 1.1250 0.04459 56 49 7 0
7243 You think because I'm a fish you can water down my martini? I said dry and I meant dry. 1.1250 0.04459 56 49 7 0
7244 Campari’s bitter,and so am I. 1.1250 0.05734 56 51 3 2
7245 Let me tell you! if the "drink like an elephant" had caught on, the world could have look very different now.. 1.1250 0.04459 56 49 7 0
7246 Hey, I don't need any judgement from you! I'm just here to drown my sorrows. 1.1250 0.05136 56 50 5 1
7247 Whether it sounds fishy or not, it's the truth... 1.1250 0.05734 56 51 3 2
7248 No watered down drinks! 1.1250 0.05136 56 50 5 1
7249 Did you just say I drink like a fish? 1.1250 0.04459 56 49 7 0
7250 You wanna hear a stranded-on-a-desert-island story that'll knock your socks off? 1.1250 0.04459 56 49 7 0
7251 A scotch with lots of water barman. 1.1250 0.04459 56 49 7 0
7252 If I wanted water, I'd ask for it. Now give me the good stuff, and pronto! 1.1250 0.04459 56 49 7 0
7253 It's been a long day. Don't water it down. 1.1250 0.05136 56 50 5 1
7254 And no snide remark about how much I drink! 1.1250 0.04459 56 49 7 0
7255 I was hoping for sex on the beach. 1.1250 0.05136 56 50 5 1
7256 Is it too late to get the fin de sie'cle special? 1.1250 0.04459 56 49 7 0
7257 I am an enormous fish and I am at a bar. 1.1250 0.04459 56 49 7 0
7258 You're a bit stingy with the water, Bub! 1.1250 0.04459 56 49 7 0
7259 What do you mean, fish don’t drink! 1.1250 0.04459 56 49 7 0
7260 It helps me feel at home. 1.1250 0.05136 56 50 5 1
7261 Just plain water up. 1.1250 0.04459 56 49 7 0
7262 your generation ruined everything 1.1250 0.04459 56 49 7 0
7263 You are, by far, the best ornament we've ever had in this backwater fish tank! 1.1250 0.05136 56 50 5 1
7264 Are you familiar with the expression, "Drinking like a fish?" 1.1250 0.04459 56 49 7 0
7265 A horse walks into a bar..bartender says "why the long face"? 1.1250 0.04459 56 49 7 0
7266 ... And that's another thing - there's a helluva lot less plastic than they keep saying! 1.1250 0.05136 56 50 5 1
7267 Look, I'm off the wagon. A large water, on the rocks, please. And keep 'em coming. 1.1250 0.04459 56 49 7 0
7268 No-I'm not a little wet behind the gills! Give me another shot! 1.1250 0.04459 56 49 7 0
7269 And I say you DID take the bait. 1.1250 0.05136 56 50 5 1
7270 So make it one for my fingerling, and one more for the road. 1.1250 0.05734 56 51 3 2
7271 I'll have another shot of the 2010 Fukushima. 1.1250 0.05136 56 50 5 1
7272 You hear the one about a catfish a carp and a trout walk into a bar? 1.1250 0.04459 56 49 7 0
7273 C'mon, don't lie to me. A bar out of whiskey? That's more preposterous than a fish out of water. 1.1250 0.05136 56 50 5 1
7274 I own this bar, and I own you. That's what happens when you can't pay up for sleepin' with my fishes. 1.1250 0.04459 56 49 7 0
7275 Just a splash of your top shelf stuff. 1.1250 0.04459 56 49 7 0
7276 They say I got away, but I still have all my sorrows to drown. 1.1250 0.04459 56 49 7 0
7277 Anything but a seafood cocktail please. 1.1250 0.05136 56 50 5 1
7278 Is this some kind of a joke? 1.1250 0.04459 56 49 7 0
7279 make it a double, they're refilling my tank as we speak 1.1250 0.05734 56 51 3 2
7280 Drinks like a fish - ha! You people can't even keep up. 1.1250 0.05136 56 50 5 1
7281 I’m ready to tell you what I think of your president. 1.1250 0.04459 56 49 7 0
7282 I hear the pours are heavy 1.1250 0.05136 56 50 5 1
7283 I’m a fish out of water—one glass of just that please! 1.1250 0.04459 56 49 7 0
7284 Living single, seeing double and sleeping triple. 1.1250 0.04459 56 49 7 0
7285 I ‘drink like a fish,’ huh? That’s pretty offensive, buddy. 1.1250 0.04459 56 49 7 0
7286 You don't tell me when I've had enough—I can drink like a fish. 1.1250 0.04459 56 49 7 0
7287 Do I look like a brook trout? I'm a Wahoo pal, keep 'em coming. 1.1250 0.05136 56 50 5 1
7288 I know you've heard the simile; now you've seen it 1.1250 0.04459 56 49 7 0
7289 Make that a double, I drink like a fish. 1.1250 0.04459 56 49 7 0
7290 I want to be where I can see, Our troubles are all the same. 1.1250 0.04459 56 49 7 0
7291 What do you mean I'm pickled. 1.1250 0.04459 56 49 7 0
7292 One large water, please. Hold the salt! 1.1250 0.05734 56 51 3 2
7293 Do I look like I'm Phishing? 1.1250 0.05136 56 50 5 1
7294 No I don't want a white wine 1.1250 0.04459 56 49 7 0
7295 I have no choice, but to drink like a fish. 1.1250 0.04459 56 49 7 0
7296 I've had it up to my gills with people telling me I drink too much! 1.1250 0.04459 56 49 7 0
7297 I have no friends, they claim I drink like fish! 1.1250 0.04459 56 49 7 0
7298 Not EVERYONE drinks like a fish ! 1.1250 0.05136 56 50 5 1
7299 They're called "Jills" not "Gills"! Now get me a Jin! 1.1250 0.04459 56 49 7 0
7300 What’s since fish like you doing in a place like this? 1.1250 0.04459 56 49 7 0
7301 Don't tell me . . . I DRINK like one! 1.1250 0.04459 56 49 7 0
7302 Gimme another! I brought my bicycle. 1.1250 0.04459 56 49 7 0
7303 Wretched day, actually. No offense, but let's skip the 'fill ya to the gills' line this time. 1.1250 0.05734 56 51 3 2
7304 Very thirsty ... just a fish out of water. 1.1250 0.04459 56 49 7 0
7305 Chris Parnell. Chris-fucking-Parnell. 1.1250 0.05734 56 51 3 2
7306 His pro wrestling name is The Thanksgiving Nightmare! 1.1250 0.04459 56 49 7 0
7307 Come up and sea me sometime. 1.1250 0.05136 56 50 5 1
7308 Now that's a fish story I can believe. 1.1250 0.05136 56 50 5 1
7309 ‘Well hardy har har. Drink like a fish, indeed!’ 1.1250 0.04459 56 49 7 0
7310 Dry martini, why would I want a dry martini? Make it wet, very wet! 1.1250 0.04459 56 49 7 0
7311 That was a whale of a story Joe! 1.1250 0.04459 56 49 7 0
7312 Whenever he said Marco, I said Polo. 1.1250 0.05136 56 50 5 1
7313 Thank you, I can sea clearly now. 1.1250 0.04459 56 49 7 0
7314 I drink to forget. 1.1250 0.04459 56 49 7 0
7315 What does it take to get a drink around here? 1.1250 0.04459 56 49 7 0
7316 You do know that it is not PC to equate how I drink with what I am? 1.1250 0.04459 56 49 7 0
7317 And then it pulled her out of the water, pulled her straight out man... 1.1250 0.05136 56 50 5 1
7318 You don't know me. I could have been a starfish! 1.1250 0.05136 56 50 5 1
7319 Isn't it about time you get a bike rack? 1.1250 0.05136 56 50 5 1
7320 I'll concede that, but I don't suppose you can swim like a drunk! 1.1250 0.05136 56 50 5 1
7321 Did she really just tell me to not be so koi? 1.1250 0.05136 56 50 5 1
7322 One martini, and it better be extra wet 1.1250 0.04459 56 49 7 0
7323 I'm telling you Sam. You had to shave your head, and I had to dress up as a big fish, but I think we finally fooled that idiot mailman. 1.1250 0.04459 56 49 7 0
7324 Yeah - apparently I'm their 'base-line' in some sort of post-Trump study. 1.1250 0.05136 56 50 5 1
7325 Another Sex on the Beach, please? 1.1250 0.05136 56 50 5 1
7326 A priest, rabbi, and minister were in a bar sharing fishing stories... 1.1250 0.04459 56 49 7 0
7327 Did you hear the joke about three fish come into a bar? 1.1250 0.04459 56 49 7 0
7328 Who doesn't carry desiccated shrimp!!?? " 1.1250 0.04459 56 49 7 0
7329 Are there no guys here in this bar? 1.1250 0.04459 56 49 7 0
7330 Call security all you want! You know I'll only give them the slip again. 1.1250 0.05136 56 50 5 1
7331 I bet you think you a drink like a fish! 1.1250 0.04459 56 49 7 0
7332 It's insulting, that's why. Are you honestly saying if all you did was scrape algae all day you wouldn't want a drink or two yourself? 1.1250 0.05136 56 50 5 1
7333 Give me six more and I'll show you how to really drink like a fish. 1.1250 0.04459 56 49 7 0
7334 Who are you calling a joke? 1.1250 0.04459 56 49 7 0
7335 Actually, the phrase 'drink like a fish' is quite asinine. I am not drinking, so much as surviving. Now pour me another. 1.1250 0.04459 56 49 7 0
7336 So he gets this weird Jon McNaughton to paint a picture of him teaching a college student to fish.The closest he has been to fishing is going to McDonald's to get a fish delight sandwicch. 1.1250 0.04459 56 49 7 0
7337 I'll have another pint of oil. Try not to spill please; I'm sensitive. 1.1250 0.04459 56 49 7 0
7338 Listen, this isn't just any old fish story. 1.1250 0.05136 56 50 5 1
7339 Yeah, there are other fish in the sea, just not in my area code! 1.1250 0.05136 56 50 5 1
7340 Watery Margarita with salt on the rim. 1.1250 0.05136 56 50 5 1
7341 Yeah, so what? You, my friend, happen to serve drinks like a bartender! 1.1250 0.04459 56 49 7 0
7342 Gefilte on the rocks. 1.1250 0.04459 56 49 7 0
7343 No. you smell funny. Sorry... I didn't mean that. I love you man. 1.1250 0.05136 56 50 5 1
7344 Wet martini, extra ice 1.1250 0.04459 56 49 7 0
7345 Yeah, another one, I'm trying to drown my sorrows! 1.1250 0.04459 56 49 7 0
7346 I identify as an antithesis. 1.1250 0.05136 56 50 5 1
7347 How dare you insinuating I drink like a fish! 1.1250 0.04459 56 49 7 0
7348 Do you have an extra dry wine? 1.1250 0.04459 56 49 7 0
7349 I told her to lay off the bling but she just wouldn't listen. 1.1228 0.04386 57 50 7 0
7350 Don’t tell me I drink like a fish again 1.1228 0.04386 57 50 7 0
7351 My wife left me and my mortgage is underwater. 1.1228 0.04386 57 50 7 0
7352 A handsome guy like you ever sleep with the fishes? 1.1228 0.05050 57 51 5 1
7353 Last week with those Siamese guys was not my fault. 1.1228 0.05050 57 51 5 1
7354 The big one got away last minute. I almost pulled her out of the boat. I'm telling you she was the biggest---EVER! 1.1228 0.05050 57 51 5 1
7355 One octopus straight up with a squid chaser 1.1228 0.05050 57 51 5 1
7356 Koi pond, my ass; there's nothing coy about it. Have YOU ever tried to swim through a tangled mess of lily pads? I didn't think so. I hate to think of what they'd make me do if they knew I could talk! 1.1228 0.04386 57 50 7 0
7357 A Margarita on the rocks,heavy on the salt. 1.1228 0.04386 57 50 7 0
7358 No, I’m not drunk and “carping on my problems” is actually quite offensive. 1.1228 0.05050 57 51 5 1
7359 Say do you have a breathalyzer? I gotta swim home. 1.1228 0.04386 57 50 7 0
7360 I know I drink like a fish. What's your point? 1.1228 0.04386 57 50 7 0
7361 Who are you to tell me I drink like a fish? 1.1228 0.04386 57 50 7 0
7362 So she says: "C'mon big boy, swim up-stream and spawn with me" and I says: "Are you nuts?" 1.1228 0.05050 57 51 5 1
7363 Why the long face? 1.1228 0.04386 57 50 7 0
7364 I'll have one more for the road. 1.1228 0.05050 57 51 5 1
7365 Water isn't water he says? Breathes a unique liquid, Trump-two-oh. Hah, we'll see about that. 1.1228 0.04386 57 50 7 0
7366 They told me this place was packed to the gills! 1.1228 0.04386 57 50 7 0
7367 Do not tell me I am as drunk as a fish 1.1228 0.04386 57 50 7 0
7368 Then shes says, "On scales from 1 to 10, you're a 10!" I thought I was good! But then she kicked me out. Gimme another. 1.1228 0.05050 57 51 5 1
7369 What does a worm have that I don't? 1.1228 0.04386 57 50 7 0
7370 If you're what pescatarians call a bartender, I'll have another. 1.1228 0.04386 57 50 7 0
7371 Oh, yeah? Well YOU drink like a human! 1.1228 0.04386 57 50 7 0
7372 Thanks for your interest,but I happen to be a male fish 1.1228 0.04386 57 50 7 0
7373 Whiskey, neat! 1.1228 0.04386 57 50 7 0
7374 So then I said to her, 'you have the "gill" to call ME a bottom feeder.' "Gill" get it? 1.1228 0.04386 57 50 7 0
7375 All I want is some water. And a giant bowl. 1.1228 0.04386 57 50 7 0
7376 What!? You haven't seen a talking fish drink beer before? 1.1228 0.04386 57 50 7 0
7377 Let me guess Mr Grunion, you want Sex on the Beach 1.1228 0.04386 57 50 7 0
7378 I’m not taking another sip until you take drunken fish off the menu.! 1.1228 0.05050 57 51 5 1
7379 You wouldn't believe the sunburned idiot I was just toying with. 1.1228 0.05050 57 51 5 1
7380 Yeah, I do know what fish do in it. Just give me a pint of water, okay? 1.1228 0.05050 57 51 5 1
7381 As I see it, it's my nature combined with your nurture." Note: the words "my" and "your" should be underlined or otherwise highlighted 1.1228 0.05636 57 52 3 2
7382 They lied when they said I'd be a big fish in a little sea. 1.1228 0.04386 57 50 7 0
7383 So you’re telling me the bar is out of water? 1.1228 0.04386 57 50 7 0
7384 Pour me a wet one! 1.1228 0.05050 57 51 5 1
7385 Yeah? Well you drink like a ... human. 1.1228 0.05050 57 51 5 1
7386 If I wanted water neat I could've stayed home. 1.1228 0.04386 57 50 7 0
7387 So...let me know if youve heard this one. 1.1228 0.04386 57 50 7 0
7388 What's with the 6 glasses ... I drink like a fish and need a schooner. 1.1228 0.04386 57 50 7 0
7389 So I says to the ball and chain "Ain't no kid of mine going to some fancy, shmancy school. They can learn all they need from their ol' man." 1.1228 0.04386 57 50 7 0
7390 Obviously I drink....I'm a fish! 1.1228 0.05050 57 51 5 1
7391 What do you mean there's a water shortage here? There's plenty of it back home! 1.1228 0.04386 57 50 7 0
7392 You can't cut me off. I have a hollow fin. 1.1228 0.05050 57 51 5 1
7393 Gimme another bourbon and water - and hold the bourbon. 1.1228 0.05050 57 51 5 1
7394 This is not the best bar ever...blasted clickbait. 1.1228 0.04386 57 50 7 0
7395 I'm not outta water! You're outta water! 1.1228 0.05636 57 52 3 2
7396 Shaken, not stirred please. 1.1228 0.04386 57 50 7 0
7397 Hey- that's a stereotype. 1.1228 0.04386 57 50 7 0
7398 What they did to me is fishy. 1.1228 0.05636 57 52 3 2
7399 What are you trying to say about fish?... 1.1228 0.04386 57 50 7 0
7400 I'll have a bottle of Mezcal...extra worms please. 1.1228 0.04386 57 50 7 0
7401 I understand you fired your aquarium band because they played off key. Hire me. I know how to Tune A Fish. 1.1228 0.05050 57 51 5 1
7402 Look, Buster, if I have to hear one more "drinking like a fish" gag... 1.1228 0.04386 57 50 7 0
7403 My friends tell me I drink like a human. 1.1228 0.05050 57 51 5 1
7404 Something dry please, I've been wet all day. 1.1228 0.04386 57 50 7 0
7405 HI I AM HAVING UPSET STOMACH . PL GIVE ME A SHOT 1.1228 0.04386 57 50 7 0
7406 I’ll have it neat. 1.1228 0.05050 57 51 5 1
7407 I’ll have an oxygenated seltzer with slime, please. 1.1228 0.05636 57 52 3 2
7408 I haven’t even ordered, brother. Seems a bit premature to assume I “drink like a fish”. 1.1228 0.05636 57 52 3 2
7409 Bottle of Mezcal, drained. 1.1228 0.04386 57 50 7 0
7410 I'm just trying to play it coy. 1.1228 0.04386 57 50 7 0
7411 I know I'll disappoint but how 'bout seltzer with a twist? 1.1228 0.04386 57 50 7 0
7412 These were good, but do you have anything that has more oxygen? 1.1228 0.05050 57 51 5 1
7413 Just a BIG glass of water! 1.1228 0.04386 57 50 7 0
7414 Tall water with salt and keep 'em coming! 1.1228 0.05050 57 51 5 1
7415 Just the usual: a well with a couple rocks. 1.1228 0.04386 57 50 7 0
7416 I can't serve you another, you drink like a fish. 1.1228 0.05050 57 51 5 1
7417 Oh yeah? Well, you serve drinks like a bartender! 1.1207 0.04315 58 51 7 0
7418 I keep telling you. It’s “Fish like a drink!” 1.1207 0.04967 58 52 5 1
7419 Make mine a double shrimp cocktail with a twist of anchovy. I've had a rough day evading hooks and nets. 1.1207 0.04315 58 51 7 0
7420 I don't understand why it has to be Sex on the beach. 1.1207 0.04315 58 51 7 0
7421 Then he says to me, Don’t be coi!? 1.1207 0.04967 58 52 5 1
7422 What do you mean you don't have fish sauce? 1.1207 0.04967 58 52 5 1
7423 You don't say "Belly up to the bar" to a fish, my friend. 1.1167 0.04808 60 54 5 1
7424 It's protection against all of your whiskey suddenly being nine-tenths water. 1.1167 0.04179 60 53 7 0
7425 Make mine a Bloody Mare! 1.1167 0.04808 60 54 5 1
7426 Mezcal, please...oh, and some really long tweezers 1.1148 0.04732 61 55 5 1
7427 Yes, I feel like a fish out of water. Make it a double. 1.1132 0.04394 53 47 6 0
7428 Sorry I know this late. This part is not my caption but it is from the August 20, 2018 issue, not the fish cartoon, as follows: I thought you said Don knew the Maitre d' here. Funny, huh? 1.1132 0.05154 53 48 4 1
7429 Upstate New York is beautiful this time of year... 1.1132 0.04394 53 47 6 0
7430 If we're talkin' salt water-only cocktails, I'll drink anyone here under the table. 1.1132 0.04394 53 47 6 0
7431 One more to take the edge off. It's not easy being a coy koi. 1.1132 0.04394 53 47 6 0
7432 And then he said,"what you're seeing is not what's happening." 1.1132 0.05154 53 48 4 1
7433 Where I'm from, carp vodka is not having a moment. 1.1132 0.04394 53 47 6 0
7434 I thought he said he was an elk! 1.1132 0.05154 53 48 4 1
7435 I'll have another shot of seltzer water please. 1.1132 0.04394 53 47 6 0
7436 Some people say I drink like a fish. 1.1132 0.04394 53 47 6 0
7437 On the rocks? Are you serious? Smart ass. 1.1132 0.04394 53 47 6 0
7438 Hey, Chrome-dome! I don’t need you to tell me what I drink like! 1.1132 0.04394 53 47 6 0
7439 So I told him I'm LITERALLY out of water, not figuratively dude. 1.1132 0.04394 53 47 6 0
7440 I’m allergic to fish. 1.1132 0.05154 53 48 4 1
7441 Don’t tell me you never heard above the one that got away. 1.1132 0.04394 53 47 6 0
7442 Don’t look at me as if I drink like a fish. 1.1132 0.04394 53 47 6 0
7443 Gas Gaslighting 101 - No, I'm not a fish, I've never slept with a fish, I don't drink like a fish. However, there is something fishy about you! 1.1132 0.05154 53 48 4 1
7444 Yes, I know it’s ironic. But I still want the martini bone dry! 1.1132 0.05154 53 48 4 1
7445 No worries. I drink like a fish. 1.1132 0.05154 53 48 4 1
7446 Frankly, I am not amused by those "A priest, a Rabbi, and a Fish" jokes. 1.1132 0.05154 53 48 4 1
7447 Oh yeah? Well, YOU judge like a human! 1.1132 0.04394 53 47 6 0
7448 I can SEA your butt. 1.1132 0.04394 53 47 6 0
7449 My wife tells me I drink like a fish. 1.1132 0.04394 53 47 6 0
7450 If I'm old enough to make it this far, then I'm old enough to have a drink. 1.1132 0.04394 53 47 6 0
7451 I don't want to go jump in the lake! I'm sick of nothing but water. You got something sweet and fruity? 1.1132 0.04394 53 47 6 0
7452 No, I drink my share of red too! 1.1132 0.04394 53 47 6 0
7453 My boss is such a pain in the bass! 1.1132 0.04394 53 47 6 0
7454 Cocktail Hour? This is Fishtail Hour, so make it extra dry. 1.1132 0.04394 53 47 6 0
7455 I know it's not PC but I need a straw. 1.1132 0.04394 53 47 6 0
7456 Sushi's my name and sashimi's my game. How's about a box of hot sake, dude. 1.1132 0.04394 53 47 6 0
7457 Barkeep, I know I said one but number seven may do it. I lost my Job because of the CURRENT economy. 1.1132 0.04394 53 47 6 0
7458 One that got away? The ONE that got away?? Let ME tell YOU about the one that got away, man. 1.1132 0.04394 53 47 6 0
7459 This time make it a wet martini. 1.1132 0.04394 53 47 6 0
7460 Are you telling me that I drink like a fish? 1.1132 0.04394 53 47 6 0
7461 I'm outa water? No, you're out of white lightning! 1.1132 0.05154 53 48 4 1
7462 So a seahorse walks into a bar... 1.1132 0.04394 53 47 6 0
7463 What's the big surprise? 1.1132 0.04394 53 47 6 0
7464 Has anyone ever told you that you drink like a fish? 1.1132 0.04394 53 47 6 0
7465 You either fight the simile or you embrace it. 1.1132 0.04394 53 47 6 0
7466 And give it an extra splash of sea water. 1.1132 0.04394 53 47 6 0
7467 I broke it off when she kept ordering 'Sex on the Beach' cocktails." 1.1132 0.04394 53 47 6 0
7468 Thanks for listening. I just moved and I feel like a fish out of water. 1.1132 0.05154 53 48 4 1
7469 You think you're a fish out of water in this country? 1.1132 0.05154 53 48 4 1
7470 I know the difference between seafood sauce and a bloody mary. 1.1132 0.05154 53 48 4 1
7471 Yeah, I wanna drink like a... 1.1132 0.04394 53 47 6 0
7472 Give me an Iron Fish... on the rocks. 1.1132 0.04394 53 47 6 0
7473 This crazy news cycle has me drinking like a human! 1.1132 0.04394 53 47 6 0
7474 How dry I am! Nobody knows how dry I am. 1.1132 0.05815 53 49 2 2
7475 You take back that remark about my drinking! 1.1132 0.04394 53 47 6 0
7476 So I says to her ... being a fish out of water ain't what it's cracked up to be. 1.1132 0.04394 53 47 6 0
7477 And then she says, “You’re like a fish out of water.” 1.1132 0.04394 53 47 6 0
7478 Yes, as a matter of fact, I HAVE heard that expression. 1.1132 0.04394 53 47 6 0
7479 I am one, what do you expect!? Now give me another!! 1.1132 0.05154 53 48 4 1
7480 I can’t tell you what a fish out of water I feel like in this town. Pour me another. 1.1132 0.04394 53 47 6 0
7481 Let’s make it a Death in the Afternoon ... it’s almost time 1.1132 0.04394 53 47 6 0
7482 I'll have a clam juice vodka tonic. 1.1132 0.04394 53 47 6 0
7483 Do you have either Perrier or Evian? I'm cel ebrating my birthday today! It's my birthday! Do you have a Perrier or an evian evian 1.1132 0.04394 53 47 6 0
7484 I'll take three shots of salty water and keep em coming. 1.1132 0.04394 53 47 6 0
7485 A very dry martini please,I'm sick of being wet. 1.1132 0.04394 53 47 6 0
7486 Customer : The dry humor is killing me . Bartender : No liquidity , no liquids. 1.1132 0.04394 53 47 6 0
7487 Give me a tank & gin 1.1132 0.04394 53 47 6 0
7488 Of course it IS a fish story ............ 1.1132 0.04394 53 47 6 0
7489 Fillet please 1.1132 0.04394 53 47 6 0
7490 If you say one more time that I "drink like a fish", I will never come back here! 1.1132 0.04394 53 47 6 0
7491 Keep pouring me shots of tequila until I get the worm. 1.1132 0.04394 53 47 6 0
7492 What do you mean, you’re outta water? 1.1132 0.05154 53 48 4 1
7493 You do realize cutting me off could put an end a beautiful fish-out-of-water story. 1.1132 0.05154 53 48 4 1
7494 I'll have a Margarita, hold the salt. 1.1132 0.04394 53 47 6 0
7495 Yeah, well, YOU drink like a land mammal! 1.1132 0.04394 53 47 6 0
7496 What do you mean by "drinking like a fish"? 1.1132 0.04394 53 47 6 0
7497 She says she won’t come back until I stop blaming Red Tide for our toxic relationship.” 1.1132 0.05154 53 48 4 1
7498 I guess I am just ha I got a hard time getting into the swim of things 1.1132 0.04394 53 47 6 0
7499 It’s been a rough week. I’ll have a Yellow Bicycle straight up. And make that a double. 1.1132 0.04394 53 47 6 0
7500 Yes, and I eat like one, too. 1.1132 0.04394 53 47 6 0
7501 Yeah, that’s right, I swim with the fishes. 1.1132 0.05154 53 48 4 1
7502 You call that a drink? 1.1132 0.04394 53 47 6 0
7503 ok, a cardinal fish, a monkfish, and a gefilite fish swim into a watering hole... stop me if you’ve sensed these vibrations before. 1.1132 0.04394 53 47 6 0
7504 Hiya, Joe. I'll have a vat of La Croix, straight up. 1.1132 0.05154 53 48 4 1
7505 Pitcher of beer and keep it coming. Tonight I want to drink like a Human. 1.1132 0.04394 53 47 6 0
7506 Shrimp cocktail. On the rocks. 1.1132 0.04394 53 47 6 0
7507 I'm supposed to drink like a fish - I am a fish! 1.1132 0.05154 53 48 4 1
7508 Actually, notwithstanding the genetic factor I'm a relative light-weight. 1.1132 0.05154 53 48 4 1
7509 Give me three fins of tequila with the worm. 1.1132 0.05154 53 48 4 1
7510 Self-fulfilling prophecy? Just keep 'em coming. 1.1132 0.05154 53 48 4 1
7511 Is draught 1/2 price on school nights? 1.1132 0.05154 53 48 4 1
7512 I just finished a long swim and I need a Chablis to go with my meal. 1.1132 0.04394 53 47 6 0
7513 So how do you suggest I drink then? 1.1132 0.04394 53 47 6 0
7514 I’ll have a margarita, light on the salt. 1.1132 0.05154 53 48 4 1
7515 Give me a big tank of water, please. 1.1132 0.05154 53 48 4 1
7516 I'll show you "out of water"! 1.1132 0.04394 53 47 6 0
7517 You would be drowning your sorrows too if you were half of an unemployed zodiac sign! 1.1132 0.04394 53 47 6 0
7518 Why do all you guys think you know how I drink? 1.1132 0.05154 53 48 4 1
7519 No, I do NOT want my whiskey with a splash!" 1.1132 0.05154 53 48 4 1
7520 How about fishing for a compliment on your Moscow Fish? 1.1132 0.04394 53 47 6 0
7521 Two dozen oysters and a gin martini, please. 1.1132 0.04394 53 47 6 0
7522 Nobody's going to keep ME in the small pond! 1.1132 0.04394 53 47 6 0
7523 This fish goes into a bar.... 1.1132 0.04394 53 47 6 0
7524 Gimme two more shots of pure oxygen; I need to drown my sorrows. 1.1132 0.04394 53 47 6 0
7525 You know, sometimes I just feel like a human in the water 1.1132 0.05154 53 48 4 1
7526 Keep the shots of water, coming. 1.1132 0.05154 53 48 4 1
7527 I may look like one but I don’t drink like one 1.1132 0.04394 53 47 6 0
7528 Listen! Just give me another mermaid-on-the-rocks, $#!#$ ! 1.1132 0.04394 53 47 6 0
7529 A large tub of water with a side of three whiskeys. On the rocks. 1.1132 0.04394 53 47 6 0
7530 If one more person tells me that I drink like a fish... 1.1132 0.04394 53 47 6 0
7531 I should have known there was something fishy going on. 1.1132 0.04394 53 47 6 0
7532 Ok, then tell me the craziest thing you’ve ever seen at last caul. 1.1132 0.05154 53 48 4 1
7533 You're fresh out of salt water...funny man. 1.1132 0.04394 53 47 6 0
7534 A large glass of milk please! 1.1132 0.04394 53 47 6 0
7535 I'm a fish out of water . . . fill me up. 1.1132 0.05154 53 48 4 1
7536 I will grant your wish Moh, just as soon as I become your lawful, wedded wife #1, not #3, you agree? 1.1132 0.04394 53 47 6 0
7537 I'm the blacksheephead of the family. 1.1132 0.04394 53 47 6 0
7538 I'm tired of that old "You drink like a fish" gag. 1.1132 0.04394 53 47 6 0
7539 And THAT'S when she had the nerve to say, "But don't worry, there are plenty more fish in the sea". 1.1132 0.04394 53 47 6 0
7540 with more water, please 1.1132 0.04394 53 47 6 0
7541 Maybe I do drink like fish--you gotta problem widdat? 1.1132 0.04394 53 47 6 0
7542 I’d like some water please 1.1132 0.05154 53 48 4 1
7543 I hope my team will win the fish bowl 1.1132 0.05815 53 49 2 2
7544 And therent_report [644.1 157.240.2.38:443 in_progress socket-flow (satisfied)] reported event flo 1.1132 0.04394 53 47 6 0
7545 And now you know what it looks like to drink like a fish. 1.1132 0.04394 53 47 6 0
7546 Stop your carping! Can't you see I'm not like that! 1.1132 0.04394 53 47 6 0
7547 Are you trying to hook me with that old line what's a nice fish like you doing in a joint like this? 1.1132 0.04394 53 47 6 0
7548 Don’t be koi - give me another drink! 1.1132 0.04394 53 47 6 0
7549 One more of these and I’ll be belly up 1.1132 0.04394 53 47 6 0
7550 So I says to her; 'Of course I drink like a fish--what else would I drink like a mammal.' 1.1132 0.04394 53 47 6 0
7551 I can’t believe you’ve never met anyone who could ‘drink like a fish’! 1.1132 0.04394 53 47 6 0
7552 I’ll have a Darwintini, please, kelp on the side. 1.1132 0.04394 53 47 6 0
7553 Have you been cutting the water in my drinks?!" 1.1132 0.04394 53 47 6 0
7554 'How long is happy hour'? 1.1132 0.04394 53 47 6 0
7555 Of course I do. I am a fish. 1.1132 0.04394 53 47 6 0
7556 Gimme a dry martini. I don't want to sound redundant, but I feel like a fish out of . . . I swore I wouldn't say it again. 1.1132 0.04394 53 47 6 0
7557 Another Salt water...and keep em coming. 1.1132 0.04394 53 47 6 0
7558 A Gillder worth of Carpe Deum please. 1.1132 0.04394 53 47 6 0
7559 How's the sushi bar next door? 1.1132 0.04394 53 47 6 0
7560 Ith wash all downhill when they shtarted ushing my bvowl to make "Fisth Bvowl Punsch". 1.1132 0.04394 53 47 6 0
7561 Of course I am not looking for a perch. I am a perch! 1.1132 0.04394 53 47 6 0
7562 5 Gallons of Salt Water Please! 1.1132 0.04394 53 47 6 0
7563 So this Carp walks into a bar...... 1.1132 0.05815 53 49 2 2
7564 What's wrong with how I drink? 1.1132 0.04394 53 47 6 0
7565 I’m a light drinker. 1.1132 0.04394 53 47 6 0
7566 A 1.1132 0.05154 53 48 4 1
7567 ...and make that extra dry. 1.1132 0.05154 53 48 4 1
7568 You know what people are saying about your drinking, now I am starting to believe them 1.1132 0.05154 53 48 4 1
7569 Keep 'em coming, barkeep. My buddy just bought it hook, line and sinker. 1.1132 0.04394 53 47 6 0
7570 Do you mind? I'm a fish out of water. 1.1132 0.04394 53 47 6 0
7571 Navy Strength, please. 1.1132 0.05154 53 48 4 1
7572 I can´t understand you, Mr Fish. We don´t all look like Aquaman. 1.1132 0.04394 53 47 6 0
7573 Don't give me that cliche that Pisceans drink too much. 1.1132 0.04394 53 47 6 0
7574 Somebody told me I drink like a fish. What else am I supposed to drink like? 1.1132 0.04394 53 47 6 0
7575 Did you hear the one where a rabbi, a priest and a fish walk into a bar? 1.1132 0.04394 53 47 6 0
7576 So great to find you! I am not drinking that Red Tide poison. Let me tell you... 1.1132 0.04394 53 47 6 0
7577 Bartender, it's a myth that goldfish have a memory span of only three seconds. Now pour me a shot. 1.1132 0.05154 53 48 4 1
7578 If you say that I drink like a fish one more time, I will take my business elsewhere! 1.1132 0.04394 53 47 6 0
7579 Give me whatever you’ve got and keep it coming! 1.1132 0.04394 53 47 6 0
7580 .... and then he has the nerve to say that I drink like a fish. 1.1132 0.05154 53 48 4 1
7581 Yeah, that's me. I'm the one that got away. 1.1132 0.05154 53 48 4 1
7582 No, I'm not being coy–give me another shot. 1.1132 0.04394 53 47 6 0
7583 Even though I learned to breathe air, I still drink like a fish. 1.1132 0.04394 53 47 6 0
7584 It's not easy being a school teacher these days - pour me another 1.1132 0.04394 53 47 6 0
7585 I may look red, but at least I'm not flushed. 1.1132 0.05154 53 48 4 1
7586 Did you hear the one about the bartender who 'almost' told a fish joke? 1.1132 0.04394 53 47 6 0
7587 As Kevin stared into the giant fish's all too human eyes, he wondered again. Was this a dream? It all seemed too solid. He knew the old bar's scent too well. It smelled like his father, or his father had smelled like it. The two were inseparable. 1.1132 0.05154 53 48 4 1
7588 I only drink like one out of water 1.1132 0.04394 53 47 6 0
7589 I am a very large fish. How am I even sitting here?! 1.1132 0.04394 53 47 6 0
7590 So much for my dry January. 1.1132 0.04394 53 47 6 0
7591 Yes, but I don't drink like one." 1.1132 0.05154 53 48 4 1
7592 I'll have that with melted ice, please. 1.1132 0.04394 53 47 6 0
7593 If I hear that expression "Drink like a fish" one more time, I'll take my business elsewhere. 1.1132 0.04394 53 47 6 0
7594 I'm just trying to remember my problems. 1.1132 0.04394 53 47 6 0
7595 ...and so I says to him "Just why the hell do you think I need a bicycle?!" 1.1132 0.04394 53 47 6 0
7596 I wish I was scaled like your scalp buddy! - This is kindly bald sir. 1.1132 0.05154 53 48 4 1
7597 Cab driver said you mix the best margarita on the West Coast. 1.1132 0.04394 53 47 6 0
7598 Yeah, gimme a whiskey and 400 cubic yards of water, pronto. Otherwise I'm going to croak bring this sorry shithole up to code. 1.1132 0.04394 53 47 6 0
7599 Sometimes I take this whole Evolution thing too literally 1.1132 0.04394 53 47 6 0
7600 Where the hell can a fish get a decent gimlet around here? 1.1132 0.04394 53 47 6 0
7601 Suppose I do drink like a fish. What of it? Brad Hume, Louisville, KY 1.1132 0.04394 53 47 6 0
7602 Keep 'em coming, Mac - If I hear one more time I'm a 'fish outta water... 1.1132 0.04394 53 47 6 0
7603 There is no-one, and I mean no-one, who can drink like a fish. 1.1132 0.05154 53 48 4 1
7604 Thanks for listening, buddy. I swear sometimes I just feel like a fish out of water! 1.1132 0.05154 53 48 4 1
7605 Trust me. I’m not going to drown after a few shots. 1.1132 0.04394 53 47 6 0
7606 ... and I'm on the neighborhood committee, always give to the Salvation Army, ump for Little League games ... 1.1132 0.04394 53 47 6 0
7607 Would I have a whale of a time if I could drink like a fish? 1.1132 0.04394 53 47 6 0
7608 ... so I said, "There are plenty more fish in my sea, too!'" 1.1132 0.05154 53 48 4 1
7609 You still like chump? 1.1132 0.04394 53 47 6 0
7610 Scotch and water, hold the scotch 1.1132 0.04394 53 47 6 0
7611 I said single malt with water. 1.1132 0.04394 53 47 6 0
7612 But I'm NOT in the tank, and I want another shot! 1.1132 0.04394 53 47 6 0
7613 Personally, I prefer red wine. 1.1132 0.04394 53 47 6 0
7614 My usual, thanks. ...My usual, thanks... My usual, thanks.... 1.1132 0.04394 53 47 6 0
7615 Last place said I needed to "dry out" 1.1132 0.04394 53 47 6 0
7616 My name's finbar and I'm out of water! 1.1132 0.05154 53 48 4 1
7617 Those stories you heard... it was me. 1.1132 0.05815 53 49 2 2
7618 Hold the Water! 1.1132 0.04394 53 47 6 0
7619 I’m calling my memoir ‘Bottoms Up.’ 1.1132 0.04394 53 47 6 0
7620 Who you say’n drinks like a fish? 1.1132 0.04394 53 47 6 0
7621 I am tired of seawater! 1.1132 0.05154 53 48 4 1
7622 You are not here to judge. Now give me 3 more martinis. 1.1132 0.05815 53 49 2 2
7623 And I'll an ocean on the rocks . 1.1132 0.05815 53 49 2 2
7624 There’s no ballroom... 1.1132 0.05154 53 48 4 1
7625 You call me "AquaMan" one more time and we're gonna have a problem, Pal. 1.1132 0.04394 53 47 6 0
7626 Dark beer. It marinates me well. 1.1132 0.04394 53 47 6 0
7627 I'll bet you hear a lot of these fish stories. 1.1132 0.05154 53 48 4 1
7628 I'll just have water, but in a bowl please. 1.1132 0.04394 53 47 6 0
7629 I refuse to have a "cocktail", but I will have a drink.... 1.1132 0.04394 53 47 6 0
7630 So, I was saying some old cat was trying to school me... 1.1132 0.04394 53 47 6 0
7631 Yes i am a fish out of water so give me another Scotch 1.1132 0.05154 53 48 4 1
7632 Just another shot of water, please! 1.1132 0.05154 53 48 4 1
7633 Ah, quit your carping. I NEVER had hair! 1.1132 0.04394 53 47 6 0
7634 Nothing is wrong with my memory! I had one drink! One! 1.1132 0.04394 53 47 6 0
7635 A horse walks into a bar... 1.1132 0.04394 53 47 6 0
7636 There's other places to get a drink! 1.1132 0.04394 53 47 6 0
7637 Scotch with a double water. 1.1132 0.04394 53 47 6 0
7638 I'm also outta alcohol! 1.1132 0.04394 53 47 6 0
7639 Leave that harpoon away and serve me another whisky shot, babe 1.1132 0.04394 53 47 6 0
7640 You know, we fish have a bad rap about our drinking. 1.1132 0.04394 53 47 6 0
7641 Have you ever felt like a fish out of water? 1.1132 0.04394 53 47 6 0
7642 I just got so tired of hearing 'you're not the only fish in the sea.' 1.1132 0.04394 53 47 6 0
7643 I'll have a gill of scotch. 1.1132 0.04394 53 47 6 0
7644 So I says to the boss, that no good snitch will be walking with the peoples before sunrise. 1.1132 0.05154 53 48 4 1
7645 Offer me water one more time.... 1.1132 0.04394 53 47 6 0
7646 Seriously! No, I don't have ID. 1.1132 0.04394 53 47 6 0
7647 I do "drink like fish," so just keep 'em coming! 1.1132 0.04394 53 47 6 0
7648 Whaddyou starin' at; ain't you got eyebrows? 1.1132 0.04394 53 47 6 0
7649 Fresk water or salt? 1.1132 0.04394 53 47 6 0
7650 I said hit me again! And no I’m not driving. 1.1132 0.04394 53 47 6 0
7651 Don't judge.. It's hereditary 1.1132 0.04394 53 47 6 0
7652 Gimme the saltiest water you have, Jimmy. 1.1132 0.04394 53 47 6 0
7653 I must stay hidrated 1.1132 0.05154 53 48 4 1
7654 Just one more handsome, and you can have me hook, line and sink her!" 1.1132 0.04394 53 47 6 0
7655 I've really been feeling like a fish out of the water, lately. 1.1132 0.05154 53 48 4 1
7656 , ..., and ' splash ' me with water please! 1.1132 0.05154 53 48 4 1
7657 I heard you guys have the best fin & tonic in town. 1.1132 0.05154 53 48 4 1
7658 Hey Boss, the customers surf finally arrived.. 1.1129 0.04659 62 56 5 1
7659 I'd like a glass of filtered water, no ice. 1.1111 0.05062 54 49 4 1
7660 Shot of milk Frank, new job-school bus driver. 1.1111 0.03991 63 56 7 0
7661 Do I look like I’ve already had that much to drink? 1.1111 0.04317 54 48 6 0
7662 She kicked me out of our plastic castle. 1.1111 0.04317 54 48 6 0
7663 those are nice little drinks, but let's go with the full gallon martini, straight up 1.1111 0.04317 54 48 6 0
7664 Ever hear this one: 'God marks on the curve'? 1.1111 0.04317 54 48 6 0
7665 I heard you served worm martinis ! 1.1111 0.04317 54 48 6 0
7666 The SWI did ruin my reputation, but not my character. 1.1111 0.04317 54 48 6 0
7667 No, I DON'T think I've had enough. 1.1111 0.04317 54 48 6 0
7668 What'll you have? Water. 1.1111 0.04317 54 48 6 0
7669 I know you are a star and you are a fish, but you definitely are not a starfish. 1.1111 0.04317 54 48 6 0
7670 I thought the first round was free 1.1111 0.04317 54 48 6 0
7671 Yeah but what about teh emails? 1.1111 0.05062 54 49 4 1
7672 It's descrimination. They complain more than we do, but no one calls it 'trouting'. 1.1111 0.04317 54 48 6 0
7673 Vodka & water, please. 1.1111 0.04317 54 48 6 0
7674 I know I'm a fish but stop watering down my drinks! 1.1111 0.04317 54 48 6 0
7675 You said "I drink like a fish out of water" 1.1111 0.04317 54 48 6 0
7676 Damn, I hate going home cause I know my wife will say: 'See, I told you this would happen'. 1.1091 0.04242 55 49 6 0
7677 Stop me if you've heard this one: a neon tetra,a guppy,and a turtle dive into a tank... 1.1091 0.04242 55 49 6 0
7678 Just put it in a fish ball 1.1091 0.04973 55 50 4 1
7679 And exactly what makes you think I give loans? 1.1091 0.04242 55 49 6 0
7680 I came here to drink. 1.1091 0.04242 55 49 6 0
7681 The gold fish was no better at keep track of how much he had drunk than he was counting laps around his fishbowl. 1.1091 0.04242 55 49 6 0
7682 Can I get some water? 1.1091 0.04242 55 49 6 0
7683 I'm no catfish. I just... embellished. 1.1091 0.04242 55 49 6 0
7684 A vodka martini, very wet. 1.1071 0.04171 56 50 6 0
7685 Something is very fishy around here. 1.1071 0.04171 56 50 6 0
7686 I know you've heard lots of stories about the big one that got away, but you haven't heard this one. 1.1071 0.04171 56 50 6 0
7687 I'll take a codmopolitan,straight up. 1.1071 0.04171 56 50 6 0
7688 No! YOU drink like a fish. 1.1071 0.04171 56 50 6 0
7689 YOU'RE looking a little fishy! 1.1071 0.04171 56 50 6 0
7690 No more for me, thanks. I'm spawning. 1.1071 0.04171 56 50 6 0
7691 She tells me she can't be with me anymore because I drink like a fish. I tell her, 'I am a fish.' Let's just say she was a rough catch and release, you know what I mean? 1.1064 0.05470 47 43 3 1
7692 Now it's clear to me. Don't even go near Annette. 1.1053 0.04101 57 51 6 0
7693 How fresh is the fush of the day? 1.1034 0.04034 58 52 6 0
7694 Yes, I know what I drink like. 1.1034 0.04034 58 52 6 0
7695 Yes, you heard me right. I need a scotch on the aquarium rocks. 1.1000 0.04286 50 45 5 0
7696 Whatever, as long as it's extra dry 1.1000 0.04286 50 45 5 0
7697 Hey, I'm done when *I* say I'm done. 'Nother lemon juice, up. 1.1000 0.04286 50 45 5 0
7698 If you thought a fish couldn't drown his sorrows here, then boy, buddy, weren't you mistaken. 1.1000 0.05151 50 46 3 1
7699 Another night in the drunk tank 1.1000 0.05151 50 46 3 1
7700 There WERE plenty of fish in the sea! 1.1000 0.05890 50 47 1 2
7701 This time make it a bubble. 1.1000 0.05151 50 46 3 1
7702 Bourbon and water.....lot's of water. 1.1000 0.04286 50 45 5 0
7703 Sure, maybe I drink like a fish, but I'm actually a cow. 1.1000 0.04286 50 45 5 0
7704 Are you accusing me of drinking like a fish? Hit me again! 1.1000 0.04286 50 45 5 0
7705 I drink like a fish, what did you expect? 1.1000 0.04286 50 45 5 0
7706 I can have one more. A wet floor ain’t gonna stop me! 1.1000 0.04286 50 45 5 0
7707 Playing it Koi doesn't always work, but it's not really an option! 1.1000 0.04286 50 45 5 0
7708 Look, "The Shape of Water" won Best Picture". Serve me, or face trending on "Worst Bar for Sea Creatures in the Universe". 1.1000 0.04286 50 45 5 0
7709 Keep 'em coming. I'm choking. 1.1000 0.04286 50 45 5 0
7710 If you say I drink like a fish one more time, I'm gonna fish slap you! 1.1000 0.04286 50 45 5 0
7711 What can Imget for a fin? 1.1000 0.05890 50 47 1 2
7712 I usually drink whisky. Which gin would you recommend to a fish out of water? 1.1000 0.04286 50 45 5 0
7713 Don’t tell me you don’t like “flippers” 1.1000 0.05151 50 46 3 1
7714 Water?!? Why the heck would I come here for water? 1.1000 0.04286 50 45 5 0
7715 This is a great place to carp...I'll have another 1.1000 0.04286 50 45 5 0
7716 I’m HOOKED on your Dirty Martinis ! 1.1000 0.04286 50 45 5 0
7717 No, I'm not joining any poker game in the back room. 1.1000 0.04286 50 45 5 0
7718 Make sure it is very watered down, 1.1000 0.05890 50 47 1 2
7719 Are you closing? I just jumped in! 1.1000 0.04286 50 45 5 0
7720 Hey, could I get the fish bowl punch and the smoked salmon. Aren’t you a fish? 1.1000 0.05151 50 46 3 1
7721 I'll have some worm. 1.1000 0.04286 50 45 5 0
7722 ...so I said, "Listen up, small Fry, don't play Koi with me!" 1.1000 0.04286 50 45 5 0
7723 You know, granddad would never be served at a place like this. 1.1000 0.04286 50 45 5 0
7724 Another one, please! I am out of water. 1.1000 0.04286 50 45 5 0
7725 You're not fooling me--if anyone can tell if the whiskey's watered down, I can. 1.1000 0.05151 50 46 3 1
7726 ‘...and then she hooked up with that little shrimp, and poof!...she was gone.” 1.1000 0.04286 50 45 5 0
7727 ... and then there was the wardrobe malfunction, you can't believe the hot water that got me into! 1.0980 0.04205 51 46 5 0
7728 Hey! You look like the merman my girlfriend dumped me for. 1.0980 0.04205 51 46 5 0
7729 Don’t play koi with me Octopus Head... GIN Fizz? I asked for FIN fizz! 1.0980 0.04205 51 46 5 0
7730 I gotta fish out of water tail for you! 1.0980 0.04205 51 46 5 0
7731 I do, do I? Never heard THAT one before! Shpeaking of clishees, I mean cliches, ya wanna know what they shay about bald guys? Huh? Do ya? Yeah, didn't think so. Gimme another while you're up. 1.0980 0.04205 51 46 5 0
7732 OK, I’ll bite: The WET martini this time. 1.0980 0.05777 51 48 1 2
7733 Just trying to get the lead out- if you know what I mean! 1.0980 0.04205 51 46 5 0
7734 Scotch no water! 1.0980 0.04205 51 46 5 0
7735 One more for my baby and one more for going upstream. 1.0980 0.04205 51 46 5 0
7736 buddy i'll tell you what, you know what's killing this country? political correctness 1.0980 0.04205 51 46 5 0
7737 So a turtle and a crocodile walk into a bar... 1.0980 0.04205 51 46 5 0
7738 Yeah? Sez who? 1.0980 0.05053 51 47 3 1
7739 Bottle of tequila, with the work! 1.0980 0.05053 51 47 3 1
7740 Remember the weekend when you were all hungover on the boss's yacht? I want some of the hair of that dog that bit you. 1.0980 0.04205 51 46 5 0
7741 "Yeah? Well, you comb your hair like a baldy." 1.0980 0.04205 51 46 5 0
7742 You know, Milton, some people say I drink like a fish. 1.0980 0.04205 51 46 5 0
7743 I'm not easy. I'll take mine wet. 1.0980 0.04205 51 46 5 0
7744 Bartender: "Why the long face?" Disturbed Fish: "Excuse me?" 1.0980 0.04205 51 46 5 0
7745 Make it a Scotch--wiith plenty of water. 1.0980 0.04205 51 46 5 0
7746 Oh, this bar IS dry. 1.0980 0.04205 51 46 5 0
7747 I'm dying for a drink. 1.0980 0.05053 51 47 3 1
7748 More waters, please. Make 'em doubles this time, I want to get totally dunked! 1.0980 0.04205 51 46 5 0
7749 You know Joe, I'm just a fish outa water in this town. . . . Give me another drink. 1.0980 0.04205 51 46 5 0
7750 Water on the rocks, please. Gin makes my gills break out. 1.0980 0.04205 51 46 5 0
7751 I've been bottom-fishing for the Mueller investigation in the hope I can come up with some new dirt on Trump, anything, to cause him to either resign or be impeached so Hillary can be installed as POTUS. Whaddya think? Workable? 1.0980 0.04205 51 46 5 0
7752 If I was a duck you’d sure put it on my bill. 1.0980 0.04205 51 46 5 0
7753 Charley said :"There's more fish in the ocean" 1.0980 0.04205 51 46 5 0
7754 Another round of waters please! 1.0980 0.04205 51 46 5 0
7755 What do you mean,I'm sloshed? 1.0980 0.04205 51 46 5 0
7756 When I am dry, you fill my cup with Bloody Mary. 1.0980 0.05053 51 47 3 1
7757 I'm tired of my wife saying I smoke like a fish and drink like a chimney. 1.0962 0.04128 52 47 5 0
7758 I’m TIRED of hearing:”You drink like a FISH” 1.0962 0.04128 52 47 5 0
7759 I drink like a fish? What's that supposed to mean? 1.0962 0.04128 52 47 5 0
7760 I'm the Joey Chestnut of the sea. 1.0962 0.04128 52 47 5 0
7761 I still think PRIMA PRIMO should open for SLAVES. 1.0962 0.04128 52 47 5 0
7762 There's a barkeep in Zanzibar -or was it Mombasa?- who makes a spiced gin fizz I'd kill for.. Any idea what his secret is? 1.0962 0.04128 52 47 5 0
7763 So why do you think I have had too many? 1.0962 0.04128 52 47 5 0
7764 I hear you have the most watered-down drinks in town. 1.0962 0.04128 52 47 5 0
7765 Big, I tell ya; I dropped that huge Lou Ferrigno-type bartender like a bad halibut. 1.0962 0.04128 52 47 5 0
7766 I'm tired of being coy. So give me a double scotch, neat. 1.0962 0.04128 52 47 5 0
7767 I'll try the flite. 1.0962 0.04958 52 48 3 1
7768 Unionize and you will be pay scale. 1.0962 0.04128 52 47 5 0
7769 Shows what my wife knows - she said I should turn to cod to curb my drinking 1.0962 0.04128 52 47 5 0
7770 Sure, I drink like a fish, but that doesn't make you Kojak. 1.0962 0.04128 52 47 5 0
7771 She left me. Said I drink like a fish. 1.0962 0.04958 52 48 3 1
7772 No, it absolutely is NOT a metaphor! Its a simile 1.0962 0.04128 52 47 5 0
7773 One more and i`ll turn gold into clown. 1.0962 0.04128 52 47 5 0
7774 Tequila, still with the worm in the bottle. 1.0962 0.04128 52 47 5 0
7775 She said “We spawn, I gone” and that was it. 1.0962 0.04128 52 47 5 0
7776 Straight Scotch- no water! 1.0962 0.04128 52 47 5 0
7777 I got swallowed by a whale." 1.0962 0.04128 52 47 5 0
7778 Of course I "drink like a fish", now shut up and pour me another 1.0962 0.04128 52 47 5 0
7779 Just water, a whole lot of water. 1.0962 0.04958 52 48 3 1
7780 The sign said, "Don't swim in the lake". So I came in here to drown my sorrows. 1.0962 0.04128 52 47 5 0
7781 I knew about the fish bladder in the beers before I ordered them and yes, I’ll have another! 1.0962 0.04128 52 47 5 0
7782 Of course they dropped like flies 1.0962 0.04128 52 47 5 0
7783 You are not the first one to say, I drink like a fish. 1.0962 0.04128 52 47 5 0
7784 Actually, we don't drink, but a rum pour-over would be refreshing. 1.0962 0.04128 52 47 5 0
7785 I'll have another clear water straight up. It's hard to find these days. 1.0962 0.04128 52 47 5 0
7786 Of course, I drink like a fish. Mother named me W.C. Fields! 1.0962 0.04128 52 47 5 0
7787 Can you believe she threw me out because I put on some extra weight! 1.0962 0.04128 52 47 5 0
7788 Look man, I'm just trying to live up to my name. Now hit me. 1.0962 0.04128 52 47 5 0
7789 And another thing… I resent your species’ constant negative associations with the word “carping”! 1.0962 0.04128 52 47 5 0
7790 Fishbowl of water straight up 1.0962 0.04128 52 47 5 0
7791 A tall glass of water and keep 'em coming. 1.0962 0.04128 52 47 5 0
7792 I said make that with water ... no soda. What kind of a fish do you think I am? 1.0943 0.04867 53 49 3 1
7793 I'll bet you a complete family fish fry dinner that I can drink any man here under the table. 1.0943 0.04053 53 48 5 0
7794 Sorry pal, but as they say: "You can lead a fish to land, but you can't make him drink." 1.0943 0.04053 53 48 5 0
7795 So she said, 'you drink like yourself' ." 1.0943 0.04053 53 48 5 0
7796 I've heard all the fishy jokes, but I bet you didn' t know the Mickey Finn was named after me. 1.0943 0.04053 53 48 5 0
7797 My wife thinks I drink like a fish, but don't you believe it. 1.0943 0.04053 53 48 5 0
7798 Another please, I may be out of water but I can drink like one. 1.0943 0.04053 53 48 5 0
7799 I can’t put my finger on it, but there’s something fishy going on in here. 1.0943 0.04053 53 48 5 0
7800 What’s eatin’ ya? 1.0943 0.04867 53 49 3 1
7801 This drink is a little fishy! 1.0943 0.04053 53 48 5 0
7802 Do give me a seventh, I handle drinks easy. 1.0943 0.04053 53 48 5 0
7803 Chef makes a 'drunken fish' to die for. 1.0943 0.04053 53 48 5 0
7804 Do you take insurance? 1.0943 0.04867 53 49 3 1
7805 You know, my ex-wife you to tell me that too. 1.0926 0.03982 54 49 5 0
7806 I'll have a scotch and water, and leave the hose. 1.0926 0.03982 54 49 5 0
7807 Yes, I drink like a fish, but I have a designated driver! 1.0926 0.04779 54 50 3 1
7808 ... dry,with a dash of sea salt 1.0926 0.03982 54 49 5 0
7809 Don’t tell me you have to know my age. 1.0926 0.03982 54 49 5 0
7810 Global warming. Lost my wallet in the waves. Can I open a tab 1.0926 0.03982 54 49 5 0
7811 Pardon me bartender, do you make a drink with a salt water chaser?" Joe Pitts - Washington, D 1.0926 0.03982 54 49 5 0
7812 Ghhuyv 1.0926 0.03982 54 49 5 0
7813 Two fingers...I mean, 2 fins. 1.0926 0.03982 54 49 5 0
7814 Just serve me something that doesn't taste fishy 1.0926 0.03982 54 49 5 0
7815 I need a drink before I die of thirst & boredom! 1.0926 0.03982 54 49 5 0
7816 The tab...go fish! 1.0926 0.03982 54 49 5 0
7817 Who on earth designed these bar stools? 1.0926 0.03982 54 49 5 0
7818 Do I look like a Mickey Finn? 1.0909 0.03912 55 50 5 0
7819 I heard you don't water down your shots. Drowning in my sorrows. 1.0909 0.04695 55 51 3 1
7820 Hey, it's devolving to you! 1.0909 0.03912 55 50 5 0
7821 I'll show you I don't drink like a fish. 1.0909 0.04384 44 40 4 0
7822 Please don’t tell the Old Mam at sea I’m drink’n here 1.0909 0.03912 55 50 5 0
7823 And no watering it down this time! 1.0909 0.04384 44 40 4 0
7824 A gin with a tank of water on the side, please. 1.0909 0.04384 44 40 4 0
7825 I'd love a Sea Breeze. 1.0909 0.03912 55 50 5 0
7826 deme otro trago..., pero, por favor, que esté menos húmedo. Give me another drink ... but, please, let it be less humid. 1.0909 0.03912 55 50 5 0
7827 I’ll have one more...hold the salt. 1.0909 0.03912 55 50 5 0
7828 Refund, sir! I was promised a decent Sex on the Beach. 1.0909 0.03912 55 50 5 0
7829 Just give me the bottle! 1.0909 0.03912 55 50 5 0
7830 I want to get so hammered that I won't remember how I got home. 1.0909 0.04384 44 40 4 0
7831 So how about a “Red Tide” drink that is non toxic? 1.0909 0.03912 55 50 5 0
7832 I always don't prefer normalcy. One Redbreast neat, please! 1.0893 0.03845 56 51 5 0
7833 Yea, I've heard it about a thousand times. 1.0893 0.03845 56 51 5 0
7834 So then he says, “why not, I’m a fungi!” 1.0893 0.03845 56 51 5 0
7835 ..and then they said your just a big fish in a very small pond. 1.0893 0.03845 56 51 5 0
7836 Gill and tonic 1.0877 0.04534 57 53 3 1
7837 Please, do not make the martini too dry. 1.0851 0.05116 47 44 2 1
7838 More bubbles in this one, please. 1.0851 0.05116 47 44 2 1
7839 Hmm, it appears there aren't lots of humans in the bar. 1.0851 0.04114 47 43 4 0
7840 Well, of course I drink like one 1.0851 0.05116 47 44 2 1
7841 I tell ya, bald man, if she hooks up with someone else, she’s dead. 1.0851 0.04114 47 43 4 0
7842 I'll have a shot and a bucket. 1.0851 0.04114 47 43 4 0
7843 Hooked on booze? I guess it was swimming down that polluted river. 1.0851 0.05116 47 44 2 1
7844 I know, I know, but at least I don’t smoke like a chimney. 1.0851 0.04114 47 43 4 0
7845 Okay, if you don't have pure fresh water, I'll take the gin. 1.0851 0.04114 47 43 4 0
7846 What did ya think I'd drink like?! 1.0851 0.04114 47 43 4 0
7847 Stop calling me Goldie! And one more crack about "drinking like a fish" and I'll come acrosss this bar and Bitch-Fin the crap outta you! 1.0851 0.05116 47 44 2 1
7848 I know full well what I drink like, thank you very much. 1.0851 0.04114 47 43 4 0
7849 Where do the think the expression "Drinks like a fish" came from? 1.0851 0.04114 47 43 4 0
7850 Wadda mean, you don't serve food here? 1.0851 0.04114 47 43 4 0
7851 He said your the best bartender ... burp. 1.0851 0.04114 47 43 4 0
7852 Anyone ever tell you you drink like a.....Oh never mind! 1.0851 0.05116 47 44 2 1
7853 I'll have a beer with a saltwater chaser 1.0851 0.04114 47 43 4 0
7854 One look at him and I was hooked but as you say there are other fish in the sea. 1.0851 0.05116 47 44 2 1
7855 No! You're wrong. I don't "drink like a fish". 1.0851 0.04114 47 43 4 0
7856 another saltwater, sir, and keep 'em comin. 1.0851 0.04114 47 43 4 0
7857 I can also drunk text my ex girlfriend like a fish. 1.0851 0.04114 47 43 4 0
7858 I’d like a wet Ish martini with anchovy olives. 1.0851 0.04114 47 43 4 0
7859 I'm through with dating. They're all gold diggers. 1.0851 0.04114 47 43 4 0
7860 Give me a dozen more glasses of water. And keep 'em coming. 1.0851 0.04114 47 43 4 0
7861 You're drinking like a fish 1.0851 0.05116 47 44 2 1
7862 a "twist". 1.0833 0.04031 48 44 4 0
7863 Listen bub, I resemble that remark! 1.0833 0.04031 48 44 4 0
7864 Listen Mack, if I can’t carp here, six drinks to the good and down a couple of fins, there’s always the Sand Bar. 1.0833 0.05012 48 45 2 1
7865 I've had enough water, dammit! 1.0833 0.04031 48 44 4 0
7866 We're all overphished! 1.0833 0.04031 48 44 4 0
7867 And since when do you accuse me of drinking like a fish! 1.0833 0.05012 48 45 2 1
7868 After what he said about me, he’ll be a therapist out of water when I don’t go back. 1.0833 0.04031 48 44 4 0
7869 I said Water Back 1.0833 0.04031 48 44 4 0
7870 And she said, "Finn, you're a fish out of water around the ladies." 1.0833 0.04031 48 44 4 0
7871 And don't even think about putting your thumb on the scale this time, buddy! #Sea Too! 1.0833 0.05012 48 45 2 1
7872 Another six glasses of water but this time no olives. 1.0833 0.04031 48 44 4 0
7873 Hey pal, I can drink like a fish if I want to.” 1.0833 0.04031 48 44 4 0
7874 I may be speaking out of school but... 1.0833 0.04031 48 44 4 0
7875 I'm feeling a little parched. 1.0833 0.04031 48 44 4 0
7876 It's an Aquarium message. You're gonna be sleeping with the humans! 1.0833 0.04031 48 44 4 0
7877 Well if you've got to know, when I was a smolt I swam by as my parents were spawning. That's when I swore I'd always drink my bourbon neat. 1.0833 0.04031 48 44 4 0
7878 Please don't say, "I drink like a fish" again Joe. 1.0833 0.04031 48 44 4 0
7879 So "I drink like a human" do I? 1.0833 0.05012 48 45 2 1
7880 There aren't plenty of Sheila, I'll tell you that. 1.0833 0.04031 48 44 4 0
7881 You know how it is—some days you just feel like a birdbrained fish out of water. 1.0833 0.04031 48 44 4 0
7882 So, I drink like a fish, you're no great 'catch' yourself". 1.0833 0.04031 48 44 4 0
7883 Look pal, I am not stewed to the gills! Gimme a seventh shot! 1.0833 0.04031 48 44 4 0
7884 Dvink like a feesh? Hah!!! Comey. Hah!!! Eeze not Russia theeng. You vahnt caviar, I vahnt vodka. Vaht's the problem? 1.0833 0.04031 48 44 4 0
7885 How'll have a fish outta water 1.0833 0.04031 48 44 4 0
7886 I'm not another ordinary Joe sitting at you bar" 1.0833 0.04031 48 44 4 0
7887 I hope this ends "A man walks into..." 1.0833 0.05012 48 45 2 1
7888 We would have stayed if he drained the swamp. But he kept adding what we thought he was going to drain. 1.0833 0.04031 48 44 4 0
7889 Yeah, I might be a fish out of water but sometimes I need a good stiff drink. 1.0833 0.04031 48 44 4 0
7890 Yeah buddy? Well, I don't care much for your mustache. 1.0833 0.04031 48 44 4 0
7891 I'll have another water on draft with a twist of salt. 1.0833 0.05012 48 45 2 1
7892 listen here bitch, i own your ass 1.0833 0.04031 48 44 4 0
7893 I respectfully turn down your offer for the bar back-up because I require union scale wages. 1.0833 0.04031 48 44 4 0
7894 What a load of carp my old school was! 1.0833 0.05012 48 45 2 1
7895 Do you know how offensive it is to say I'm legless? 1.0833 0.05012 48 45 2 1
7896 The ladies are all tweeting about horoscopes again. Guess it’s time for this dude to use LOGIC and REASON to prove to them that the zodiac is fake, and that they look better without makeup also 1.0833 0.04031 48 44 4 0
7897 I don't like my drinks on the rocks. 1.0833 0.04031 48 44 4 0
7898 That's *MISTER* Goldie McSparklefins to you, bub. 1.0833 0.04031 48 44 4 0
7899 My shrink says to be in the moment but he doesn't know how I feel everyday 1.0816 0.03952 49 45 4 0
7900 Could I have that in a large glass bowl with a treasure trunk in the bottom? 1.0816 0.03952 49 45 4 0
7901 So I was like, are you sure about an onshore date?" Andreas W. Daum, Washington, D.C 1.0816 0.03952 49 45 4 0
7902 You should really think about scaling your business. 1.0800 0.03876 50 46 4 0
7903 I wanted to be sure that when people say "that looks fishy,' they pay attention 'cause we're sincere. 1.0800 0.03876 50 46 4 0
7904 I would like some shrimp cocktail. 1.0800 0.03876 50 46 4 0
7905 What do YOU know about how I feel? 1.0800 0.03876 50 46 4 0
7906 " Do You Know : Big Fish Eat Small Fish . " 1.0800 0.03876 50 46 4 0
7907 Yeah, that's a common misconception, buddy. I'm trying my luck with the fish in the Sea-Tac area. 1.0800 0.03876 50 46 4 0
7908 I’ll have a large tap water, please... 1.0800 0.03876 50 46 4 0
7909 Double salt,twist of lime. Don't tell me it will dry me out. I know. 1.0800 0.03876 50 46 4 0
7910 Yeah, it ain't like the old days when we was just sprats. Gotta tell ya, Mac, it's gotten so bad down around the river that this is the only place a fella can get a decent drink anymore. 1.0784 0.03802 51 47 4 0
7911 Have you heard the joke about a fish ordering a drink? 1.0784 0.03802 51 47 4 0
7912 Ya, I'm a little slimey but I still want a beer. 1.0741 0.03597 54 50 4 0
7913 I’m feeling swimmingly. What do you suggest? 1.0741 0.03597 54 50 4 0
7914 A dry martini, and, please — I'm begging you — hold the jokes. 1.0682 0.03844 44 41 3 0
7915 I may not be an alpha fish, but I am a fishy fish! 1.0682 0.03844 44 41 3 0
7916 I AM NOT BEING COY! 1.0682 0.03844 44 41 3 0
7917 I’ll have a Perrier with lime. My days of drinking like a fish are over. 1.0682 0.03844 44 41 3 0
7918 You can drink like a fish - now gimme a double bourbon. 1.0682 0.03844 44 41 3 0
7919 I drink like a fish 'cause I am a fish 1.0682 0.03844 44 41 3 0
7920 Well thank you, but Im too old to be a young of the year. 1.0682 0.03844 44 41 3 0
7921 I'm just a fish out of water but a Vodka Martini with a twist will do 1.0682 0.03844 44 41 3 0
7922 I drink like a fish because I am a fish, why else? 1.0682 0.03844 44 41 3 0
7923 My next stop is the Bonefish Grille... 1.0682 0.03844 44 41 3 0
7924 I know what this must look like. 1.0682 0.03844 44 41 3 0
7925 So, I'm like, (hic) fish lives matter too. 1.0682 0.03844 44 41 3 0
7926 What you lookin at? 1.0682 0.03844 44 41 3 0
7927 Hey Buddy, among my people 'drinks like a fish' is considered a complement. 1.0682 0.03844 44 41 3 0
7928 A bowl of water on rocks. 1.0682 0.03844 44 41 3 0
7929 Martini wet with a plastic twist. 1.0682 0.03844 44 41 3 0
7930 How about I throw you into water and judge how you cope with it?! 1.0682 0.03844 44 41 3 0
7931 I know I drink like a fish. But I tip above scale so keep them coming. 1.0682 0.03844 44 41 3 0
7932 Play it again, Sam, I’m dying of thirst. 1.0682 0.03844 44 41 3 0
7933 Whiskey goes good with salmon. 1.0682 0.03844 44 41 3 0
7934 Look bub, I need a drink, not your advice! 1.0682 0.03844 44 41 3 0
7935 Always imagined I'd be living in a big pond by now. 1.0682 0.03844 44 41 3 0
7936 set em' up, I drink like a fish, even though Ive been trying to scale back, I'm floundering. Spawning the new me! 1.0682 0.03844 44 41 3 0
7937 What do WE say? 'You're drinking like a human'. That's what WE say. Now get me another beer. 1.0682 0.03844 44 41 3 0
7938 Yeah, booze like a bass, guzzle like a guppie... I’ve heard ‘em all, Chum! 1.0667 0.03761 45 42 3 0
7939 Everyone invites me, and I think I’m good at it, yet always lose at poker. 1.0667 0.03761 45 42 3 0
7940 I'm a fish--and I'm out of water. 1.0652 0.03681 46 43 3 0
7941 Hey! If I can sit on a bar stool, I can drink another Amaretto. 1.0652 0.03681 46 43 3 0
7942 Give me a glass of Fish House Punch and I'll give you some good fish tales to go with it! 1.0638 0.03604 47 44 3 0
7943 I do NOT drink like a fish. 1.0638 0.03604 47 44 3 0
7944 I tell you....the guy was a real sponge! 1.0625 0.03531 48 45 3 0
7945 I was feeling a little parched. 1.0488 0.03406 41 39 2 0
7946 What else? A drink! 1.0488 0.03406 41 39 2 0
7947 And the little guy in the green suit says "Now who's drinkin' like a fish?" 1.0488 0.03406 41 39 2 0
7948 One more sex on the beach, please. 1.0488 0.03406 41 39 2 0
7949 Name's Britannia. I'm underage, but I do rule the waves. How about waiving the rule? 1.0488 0.03406 41 39 2 0
7950 I’m not picky - just nothing with red tide in it. It’s bad for the gills. 1.0488 0.03406 41 39 2 0
7951 Let me Fin-ish my story 1.0488 0.03406 41 39 2 0
7952 I've been told that I drink like a fish. 1.0488 0.03406 41 39 2 0
7953 Anyone asks, I walked into this bar.... 1.0488 0.03406 41 39 2 0
7954 Get it straight, I SWAM into this bar, buddy. 1.0488 0.03406 41 39 2 0
7955 Years from now I will be famous. People will remember the day I drank up your entire bar...and I will be the set the example for any future pretenders. 1.0488 0.03406 41 39 2 0
7956 ...and NOT on the rocks! 1.0488 0.03406 41 39 2 0
7957 Bartender, another glass of water, please. I must stay hydrated - doctor's orders. 1.0488 0.03406 41 39 2 0
7958 Hey, you don't know what I've been through. 1.0488 0.03406 41 39 2 0
7959 I’m not in the wrong bar...stop making assumptions! 1.0488 0.03406 41 39 2 0
7960 yeah, i drink too much, but for cryin' out loud, i'm a fish! 1.0488 0.03406 41 39 2 0
7961 Just coffee today: I'm Finnish and have to start scaling back on the hard stuff. 1.0488 0.03406 41 39 2 0
7962 It's you who is being coy, not me! 1.0488 0.03406 41 39 2 0
7963 Holy Mackerel! Salmon Rushdie is headed for the Whiting Institute. Well, I'll be a codded scrod! 1.0476 0.03326 42 40 2 0
7964 I know, I know; I'm usually not this dry. 1.0476 0.03326 42 40 2 0
7965 I need to close out. I can’t breath in here. 1.0476 0.03326 42 40 2 0
7966 Drink like a fish my anal fin! You take that back right now! 1.0476 0.03326 42 40 2 0
7967 I'll take my mantini..dry and an order of escargot to go. 1.0476 0.03326 42 40 2 0
7968 Do I look tanked? 1.0476 0.03326 42 40 2 0
7969 Next time you say 2d79bf906-027b-4d44-b9ca-e593e0fe1412%22%2C%22session_count%22:1%2C%22last_session_ts%22:1534978452623} 1.0476 0.03326 42 40 2 0
7970 How many have I had? 1.0476 0.03326 42 40 2 0
7971 What's the matter? You won't serve me a drink because I'm a fish. 1.0476 0.03326 42 40 2 0
7972 Now let me tell you . . . I know some real sober fish out there. 1.0476 0.03326 42 40 2 0
7973 If I threw these drinks away do you think it would create a nautical scene? 1.0476 0.03326 42 40 2 0
7974 On the rocks and hold the water. 1.0476 0.03326 42 40 2 0
7975 Hey Barkeep, I am out of water.... 1.0476 0.03326 42 40 2 0
7976 So I figured if I was going to drink like... 1.0476 0.03326 42 40 2 0
7977 So a man, a cat, and a donkey dive into the ocean... 1.0476 0.03326 42 40 2 0
7978 As a fish out of water, it's imperative that I get tanked! 1.0476 0.03326 42 40 2 0
7979 I see you don't drink like me. 1.0476 0.03326 42 40 2 0
7980 I still don’t find this funny 1.0476 0.03326 42 40 2 0
7981 Yes, my drinking is cliche. Now pour me another. 1.0476 0.03326 42 40 2 0
7982 Just checked in to OK Corral Guest Ranch and introduced to my 1.0476 0.03326 42 40 2 0
7983 There is something fishing going on here. 1.0476 0.03326 42 40 2 0
7984 So I gave him a hard stare and said, 'You don't know how I drink!' 1.0476 0.03326 42 40 2 0
7985 Sorry, I'm just reluctant to give details, especially about something regarded so personal, or of a sensitive nature. 1.0476 0.03326 42 40 2 0
7986 Did I tell you the one about the fisherman walking into the bar already? 1.0476 0.03326 42 40 2 0
7987 One more for road 1.0476 0.03326 42 40 2 0
7988 This is how we fish drown out our sorrows. 1.0476 0.03326 42 40 2 0
7989 I may not drink like a fish, but I people say I kind of look like one. 1.0476 0.03326 42 40 2 0
7990 Just a hunch, feeling no like a fish outa water? 1.0476 0.03326 42 40 2 0
7991 ...and don't try to water down my drinks Buddy, I can taste it! 1.0476 0.03326 42 40 2 0
7992 What? You serve everyone else who drinks like a fish. 1.0476 0.03326 42 40 2 0
7993 Yes, both find and scales. Why do you ask? 1.0476 0.03326 42 40 2 0
7994 I can’t drink like a fish. 1.0476 0.03326 42 40 2 0
7995 Keep pouring those Laying Eggs on the Beach every 5 minutes until I pass out, and then keep them coming every 15 minutes . . . 1.0476 0.03326 42 40 2 0
7996 Make this one an Amber Jack. 1.0476 0.03326 42 40 2 0
7997 So I said to him, "Oh yeah? Well YOU drink like a MAN!" 1.0476 0.03326 42 40 2 0
7998 I won't endorse you unless you throw out the fish knives 1.0476 0.03326 42 40 2 0
7999 Yes! Someone most certainly slipped something in to your drink, because you're definitely not a bartender" 1.0476 0.03326 42 40 2 0
8000 I'd like a Willamette River, on the rocks 1.0476 0.03326 42 40 2 0
8001 I’ll have a bloody ceasar, heavy on the clam juice 1.0476 0.03326 42 40 2 0
8002 Leave the Bottlenose. 1.0476 0.03326 42 40 2 0
8003 And yes, I drink like an Irish so don't water down that whiskey". 1.0476 0.03326 42 40 2 0
8004 Give me the bottle, I can drink like a fish now. 1.0465 0.03249 43 41 2 0
8005 Everyone was in formal dress but me. Talk about being a fish out of water. 1.0465 0.03249 43 41 2 0
8006 If you say ONE THING about me drinking like a fish. . . . 1.0465 0.03249 43 41 2 0
8007 There’s something fishy about that customer. 1.0455 0.03177 44 42 2 0
8008 Dreadful goings-on not 100 miles from a certain fashionable bathing-place. 1.0455 0.03177 44 42 2 0
8009 .....and then i said to the kids, i cant find finding nemo so i guess we'll read my autobiography. 1.0444 0.03107 45 43 2 0
8010 Give me a Mickey Finn. 1.0435 0.03040 46 44 2 0
8011 ... in a tall glass with no ice. 1.0263 0.02667 38 37 1 0
8012 She was The One I tell ya, so knock it off with that ‘plenty of fish in the sea’ business. 1.0263 0.02667 38 37 1 0
8013 Make the next one a double... or let me swim in it... your choice! 1.0263 0.02667 38 37 1 0
8014 I'd have another, but I think I am getting soused! 1.0263 0.02667 38 37 1 0
8015 Be honest – do I look crappie to you? 1.0263 0.02667 38 37 1 0
8016 I,am tired of chum, do you have so, something I could get hooked on? 1.0263 0.02667 38 37 1 0
8017 My flesh is Scottish salmon, my blood 20 yr. old, single malt scotch, & you’re telling me that dumb, blonde mermaid shot ME down? 1.0263 0.02667 38 37 1 0
8018 What did you expect? That I would drink like a walrus? 1.0263 0.02667 38 37 1 0
8019 I am a drunk out of whisky 1.0263 0.02667 38 37 1 0
8020 I’m here for the drink like a fish special. 1.0263 0.02667 38 37 1 0
8021 Stop me if you heard this one. So a trout, a salmon, and a largemouth bass swim into this bar... 1.0263 0.02667 38 37 1 0
8022 No I don't need water, pour me another bourbon. 1.0263 0.02667 38 37 1 0
8023 Oddly enough I'm pacing myself today. 1.0263 0.02667 38 37 1 0
8024 ...and when I got to the restaurant, it turns out, she was a TURTLE?! “Plenty of fish” my foot. 1.0263 0.02667 38 37 1 0
8025 'I'll have a fin and tonic but not Beefeaters please' 1.0263 0.02667 38 37 1 0
8026 I'm serious man, I'm being totally serious! I was just at an AA meeting and they said; "u done look like an alcoholic". They should know, right? 1.0263 0.02667 38 37 1 0
8027 No water please. I just drank some. 1.0263 0.02667 38 37 1 0
8028 1 tub of water, 1 gallon of gin, 1 gallon of tonic. 1.0263 0.02667 38 37 1 0
8029 Gill me another one please. 1.0263 0.02667 38 37 1 0
8030 Another Bass? Gil, you drink like a fish. 1.0263 0.02667 38 37 1 0
8031 Listen up Bartender, if one more person tell me to Carp Diem I am need to find a new watering hole, even fish need to drown their sorrows! 1.0263 0.02667 38 37 1 0
8032 I appreciate that you have a Fish Night, half price drinks and all, but, no, I've never felt especially welcome here and a quick scan down the bar leads me to believe that I'm not the only water-winger who feels this way. 1.0263 0.02667 38 37 1 0
8033 My river has been stolen to water almond trees, so I thought maybe you could help me out. 1.0263 0.02667 38 37 1 0
8034 No Marty, I'll tell YOU what's fishy 1.0263 0.02667 38 37 1 0
8035 Would a glass of Metlot constitute a faux pas? 1.0263 0.02667 38 37 1 0
8036 Just some water....a really large bowl 1.0263 0.02667 38 37 1 0
8037 Seriously, I didn’t come here for water 1.0263 0.02667 38 37 1 0
8038 And keep this between us, okay? I don't want to end up like that horse. 1.0263 0.02667 38 37 1 0
8039 Resistance is so tiresome, darling. Besides, devolving is all the rage. 1.0263 0.02667 38 37 1 0
8040 Make this one a "Shark Bite." Remember: rum, orange juice, sour mix and a bit of grenadine. 1.0263 0.02667 38 37 1 0
8041 I’ll have something with fly. Hold the ice. 1.0250 0.02532 40 39 1 0
8042 I’ll have another scotch and water 1.0000 0.01026 98 98 0 0
8043 Got any Te-COD-te? 1.0000 0.02899 35 35 0 0
8044 I’d like a daiquiri with sea salt. 1.0000 0.01093 92 92 0 0
8045 And an extra large water back, please. 1.0000 0.01227 82 82 0 0
8046 Incertainly do not! ‘Drink like a fish’ is just an old saying. 1.0000 0.01058 95 95 0 0
8047 I don’t usually carp about service here, but this drink is really watered down! 1.0000 0.01183 85 85 0 0
8048 All I'm saying is when a dog walks into a bar 1.0000 0.01117 90 90 0 0
8049 Hey Pal, can the similes and keep pouring! 1.0000 0.01117 90 90 0 0
8050 Hey,enough of the wisecracks,mister! I've scaled back on my drinking. Okay? 1.0000 0.01130 89 89 0 0
8051 I'll have a martini with a minnow stick. 1.0000 0.00995 101 101 0 0
8052 I'll say when I'm sloshed. 1.0000 0.00573 175 175 0 0
8053 Play it again, Sam? 1.0000 0.01227 82 82 0 0
8054 You make a stiff drink. I'm pretty Phished up. 1.0000 0.01005 100 100 0 0
8055 That’s what I said, buddy, another round of water. 1.0000 0.00673 149 149 0 0
8056 Of course fish get thirsty and I want the next one with a splash of saltwater. 1.0000 0.00743 135 135 0 0
8057 Go Fish!! 1.0000 0.00784 128 128 0 0
8058 On a scale of 1 to 10 she was 37,482 1.0000 0.00881 114 114 0 0
8059 How many times do I have to say, FLAT no bubbles! 1.0000 0.00913 110 110 0 0
8060 What are you carping on about? 1.0000 0.00957 105 105 0 0
8061 And hurry! The weather report says the humidity will be less than 100% today. 1.0000 0.00957 105 105 0 0
8062 There's something fishy about the drinks you serve. 1.0000 0.00957 105 105 0 0
8063 I'll have another double,buddy. But don't judge me, I was actually IN the boat! 1.0000 0.01047 96 96 0 0
8064 Because I don't want to drink like a fish... 1.0000 0.01026 98 98 0 0
8065 A big fish on a small stool shooting tequila in a Greenwich Village bar: It's catchy line, right? 1.0000 0.02899 35 35 0 0