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Name | Value |
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Submission deadline | 2018-08-26T23:53:00.000Z |
Voting started | - |
Voting ended | 2018-09-09T23:54:00.000Z |
Finalists announced | 2018-09-03T23:53:00.000Z |
Magazine(s) announcing finalists issued | September 10, 2018 |
Number of captions | 8066 |
Number of responses | 1302098 |
Number of participants | - |
In this table, the "mean" means the empirically measured average funniness score when the "unfunny", "somewhat funny" and "funny" receive a funniness score of 1, 2, 3 respectively. "Precison" is the standard error of the mean, the standard deviation of the mean estimate. With that, a caption with an empirical mean μ and precision σ has true mean in the range [μ - 2σ, μ + 2σ] with 95% probability by the 68-95-99.7 rule assuming the responses are indepedent and identically distributed.
Rank | Caption | Mean | Precision | Total votes | "Unfunny" votes | "Somewhat funny" votes | "Funny" votes |
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0 | I heard today I'm getting canned. | 2.2717 | 0.00613 | 14093 | 2337 | 5590 | 6166 |
1 | Whaddya mean you only serve fish on Friday | 2.1638 | 0.00755 | 10773 | 2572 | 3864 | 4337 |
2 | What the hell else would I drink like? | 2.0946 | 0.00884 | 8170 | 2256 | 2885 | 3029 |
3 | Just the worm, hold the Tequila. | 2.0842 | 0.01210 | 4040 | 1038 | 1624 | 1378 |
4 | Yeah? Well I'm also a fish out of Scotch. | 2.0726 | 0.00798 | 10805 | 3352 | 3317 | 4136 |
5 | Maybe one day she’ll realize I’m the one that got away. | 2.0595 | 0.00683 | 12548 | 3325 | 5151 | 4072 |
6 | It’s just so hard not to get wrapped up in the news. | 2.0483 | 0.00794 | 10234 | 3062 | 3616 | 3556 |
7 | I KNOW when something is watered down, pal. | 2.0339 | 0.01006 | 5663 | 1530 | 2411 | 1722 |
8 | 'She says she needs room to breathe...what does that even mean?' | 2.0100 | 0.00778 | 10329 | 3175 | 3876 | 3278 |
9 | Then one day you wake up and you have ten thousand children and a mortgage that's under water. | 2.0077 | 0.00808 | 9572 | 2954 | 3590 | 3028 |
10 | They sent me to rehab to dry out - damn near killed me | 1.9720 | 0.01247 | 3896 | 1235 | 1535 | 1126 |
11 | Every single school rejected me. | 1.9513 | 0.01015 | 5526 | 1715 | 2365 | 1446 |
12 | And that fisherman had to be 7 or 8 feet tall | 1.9419 | 0.00816 | 9485 | 3288 | 3460 | 2737 |
13 | I hope this isn't a place where people come to hook up. | 1.9319 | 0.00911 | 6992 | 2283 | 2902 | 1807 |
14 | She's sleeping with the fishes. Just not this one. | 1.9176 | 0.00953 | 7051 | 2570 | 2492 | 1989 |
15 | Stop calling me chum! | 1.9163 | 0.00957 | 6819 | 2439 | 2512 | 1868 |
16 | Make it a double. I just got out of the tank. | 1.9119 | 0.00813 | 9135 | 3198 | 3544 | 2393 |
17 | I had a castle and treasure chest before my life went down the toilet. | 1.9054 | 0.00938 | 7145 | 2616 | 2589 | 1940 |
18 | Leave the tequila, I'll just take the worm. | 1.9038 | 0.00841 | 8604 | 3073 | 3286 | 2245 |
19 | So then I tell her, ‘Well after two days your mother stinks too.’ | 1.8979 | 0.00901 | 7648 | 2805 | 2819 | 2024 |
20 | Well, what else did you expect me to drink like? | 1.8916 | 0.01484 | 2648 | 931 | 1073 | 644 |
21 | Your sign clearly says We serve fish! | 1.8892 | 0.00848 | 8501 | 3119 | 3205 | 2177 |
22 | Well, I bet you drink like a bald guy | 1.8609 | 0.01058 | 5449 | 2094 | 2019 | 1336 |
23 | I came here to get a job on Wall Street, but it turns out they only hire sharks and piranhas. | 1.8597 | 0.01064 | 5317 | 2024 | 2015 | 1278 |
24 | You have no idea how hard it is to get a dry martini where I come from. | 1.8487 | 0.01713 | 2036 | 785 | 774 | 477 |
25 | Sure, but a horse walks into a bar and nobody bats an eye | 1.8390 | 0.00899 | 7218 | 2779 | 2822 | 1617 |
26 | At this point, I'm more of a fish out of bourbon. | 1.8231 | 0.01009 | 5687 | 2238 | 2217 | 1232 |
27 | I don't know why I can't meet anyone. I'm quite the catch. | 1.8100 | 0.00923 | 7114 | 2960 | 2546 | 1608 |
28 | Pisces... what’s yours. | 1.8083 | 0.01142 | 4527 | 1853 | 1689 | 985 |
29 | ...And then she gave me this koi smile. | 1.8068 | 0.01091 | 4928 | 2014 | 1852 | 1062 |
30 | I'm not making this up, she wants us to get a cat. | 1.8063 | 0.01153 | 4666 | 1986 | 1598 | 1082 |
31 | I still like to think of myself as a good catch. | 1.8011 | 0.00827 | 8073 | 3190 | 3299 | 1584 |
32 | ... but TEACH a fish to drink, and he can drink for a lifetime. | 1.8005 | 0.01016 | 5930 | 2523 | 2067 | 1340 |
33 | If the aquarium calls, I ain't here. | 1.7661 | 0.01397 | 2890 | 1232 | 1102 | 556 |
34 | Scotch, neat. And don't tap on the glass. | 1.7587 | 0.01263 | 3801 | 1722 | 1274 | 805 |
35 | Yes, but interestingly, I don’t drink like one. | 1.7525 | 0.00938 | 6423 | 2806 | 2401 | 1216 |
36 | ...and before I knew it,I'd fallen for her - hook,line,and sinker. | 1.7492 | 0.01006 | 5666 | 2512 | 2063 | 1091 |
37 | Large water. Salted. And keep'em coming. | 1.7488 | 0.01069 | 5083 | 2276 | 1808 | 999 |
38 | I was swimming upstream like everyone else, leaping up falls and stuff, and then I asked myself—why? | 1.7436 | 0.01419 | 2812 | 1249 | 1035 | 528 |
39 | The mustache is fine for you, Bart. On me it screams "CATFISH!" | 1.7391 | 0.01442 | 2710 | 1209 | 999 | 502 |
40 | And then, would you believe it, she tells me, ‘There’s plenty of fish in the sea!’ | 1.7381 | 0.02132 | 1222 | 541 | 460 | 221 |
41 | If I had wanted water I would have stayed where I was. | 1.7284 | 0.01400 | 2739 | 1208 | 1067 | 464 |
42 | I just got out of the can. | 1.7250 | 0.01273 | 3414 | 1543 | 1267 | 604 |
43 | give me a double, I'm getting canned tomorrow | 1.7247 | 0.01126 | 4475 | 2055 | 1597 | 823 |
44 | Can you sprinkle some food in the next one? | 1.7203 | 0.01552 | 2342 | 1079 | 839 | 424 |
45 | She's freshwater, I'm saltwater. It just wasn't gonna work. | 1.7168 | 0.01556 | 2249 | 1021 | 844 | 384 |
46 | Can I get some chips? | 1.7054 | 0.01129 | 4491 | 2141 | 1532 | 818 |
47 | This is what happens when you drain the swamp. | 1.7018 | 0.01366 | 3152 | 1537 | 1018 | 597 |
48 | I can’t believe she left me for that shrimp. | 1.6957 | 0.01613 | 2182 | 1052 | 742 | 388 |
49 | First off, I didn't WALK into this bar... | 1.6949 | 0.01831 | 1678 | 806 | 578 | 294 |
50 | So what did one Jewish Mama-fish say to another Jewish Mama-fish? She said, 'I'm so proud of my son, the sturgeon!' | 1.6892 | 0.01607 | 2304 | 1154 | 712 | 438 |
51 | Drowning my sorrows? Is that a joke? | 1.6863 | 0.01487 | 2381 | 1117 | 894 | 370 |
52 | Any bar snacks other than Goldfish? | 1.6857 | 0.01216 | 3532 | 1652 | 1338 | 542 |
53 | I’m waiting for the priest and the rabbi. | 1.6838 | 0.01260 | 3681 | 1842 | 1161 | 678 |
54 | Since The Shape of Water, I've been beating women off with a stick! | 1.6724 | 0.01583 | 2228 | 1106 | 746 | 376 |
55 | Yes, I DO drink like a fish. What a fresh, amusing observation. | 1.6706 | 0.01432 | 2684 | 1326 | 916 | 442 |
56 | I was let go today. | 1.6700 | 0.01315 | 3073 | 1490 | 1107 | 476 |
57 | So I said to her, "Kiss me." and wouldn't you know it, I'm no longer a frog. | 1.6616 | 0.01706 | 1983 | 1021 | 612 | 350 |
58 | You try and run a school all day. | 1.6545 | 0.01711 | 1722 | 834 | 649 | 239 |
59 | Yes, but I have a dry sense of humor. | 1.6510 | 0.01466 | 2513 | 1270 | 850 | 393 |
60 | It's OK, man - I'll take the Hudson home. | 1.6478 | 0.01927 | 1448 | 734 | 490 | 224 |
61 | . . . And don’t get me started on Roe v. Wade | 1.6477 | 0.02100 | 1334 | 710 | 384 | 240 |
62 | I've had too much?! You're the one who thinks I'm a giant fish! | 1.6429 | 0.02055 | 1333 | 698 | 413 | 222 |
63 | No, but I swear like a sailor | 1.6414 | 0.01984 | 1330 | 672 | 463 | 195 |
64 | Really, my name is Wanda. | 1.6409 | 0.03293 | 479 | 241 | 169 | 69 |
65 | I'll tell you the rest of the story when the Priest and the Rabbi get here. | 1.6406 | 0.02875 | 665 | 345 | 214 | 106 |
66 | I took the 5 from Fulton and transferred to the Q. How did YOU get here? | 1.6351 | 0.01427 | 2532 | 1283 | 890 | 359 |
67 | I tell all the girls that I'm rich in Omega-3. | 1.6317 | 0.01740 | 1762 | 914 | 583 | 265 |
68 | What’s the matter? You never seen a pickled herring? | 1.6262 | 0.01589 | 2231 | 1201 | 663 | 367 |
69 | I ain't drinking any water. Me and my friends pee in it all the time. | 1.6243 | 0.01570 | 2284 | 1233 | 676 | 375 |
70 | ... so I sez to the Genie, “Thanks for the billion dollars and eternal youth. I wanna drink like fish tonight to celebrate.“ | 1.6241 | 0.01742 | 1881 | 1023 | 542 | 316 |
71 | I got taken in by a hooker | 1.6194 | 0.01546 | 2228 | 1178 | 720 | 330 |
72 | I've been dry for a year now. | 1.6179 | 0.01314 | 2986 | 1558 | 1011 | 417 |
73 | Glad I made it through another Friday. | 1.6146 | 0.02260 | 1038 | 552 | 334 | 152 |
74 | Catch and release.” “Catch and release.” How about “DON’T CATCH! | 1.6143 | 0.01706 | 1916 | 1046 | 563 | 307 |
75 | You drink like a fish” she says. Well, of COURSE I drink like a fish | 1.6121 | 0.01341 | 3037 | 1647 | 921 | 469 |
76 | Don’t look at me like that! I was told this was a dive bar. | 1.6062 | 0.02606 | 772 | 414 | 248 | 110 |
77 | Why isn't there another sole in here? | 1.6058 | 0.02473 | 832 | 440 | 280 | 112 |
78 | So, do you believe in climate change now? | 1.6025 | 0.01923 | 1507 | 838 | 430 | 239 |
79 | And furthermore, don’t call me ‘Chum’! | 1.6015 | 0.01511 | 2389 | 1317 | 707 | 365 |
80 | Is it true you have to go to a special place to pee? | 1.6004 | 0.01590 | 2112 | 1154 | 648 | 310 |
81 | Carp diem. | 1.5959 | 0.01801 | 1663 | 920 | 495 | 248 |
82 | Of course, you know who kept the castle when we moved into separate bowls. | 1.5956 | 0.01764 | 1679 | 915 | 528 | 236 |
83 | Drinks like a fish? Cold as a fish? How do I stop the profiling, Al? | 1.5951 | 0.03508 | 452 | 254 | 127 | 71 |
84 | That's actually a simile, not a metaphor. | 1.5903 | 0.01867 | 1489 | 816 | 467 | 206 |
85 | I've been told I should go with the white wine. | 1.5888 | 0.01672 | 1904 | 1059 | 569 | 276 |
86 | Yeah, well, you pour like a turtle. | 1.5842 | 0.02496 | 861 | 484 | 251 | 126 |
87 | No, I drink like a guy who watches the news. | 1.5838 | 0.01891 | 1461 | 812 | 445 | 204 |
88 | Buddy, I just fertilized a thousand eggs today. Another round. | 1.5829 | 0.01700 | 1767 | 973 | 558 | 236 |
89 | Down there, we call it drinking like a writer. | 1.5828 | 0.02113 | 1177 | 657 | 354 | 166 |
90 | "They called it a funeral, but all they did was flush Jimmy down the toilet." | 1.5814 | 0.01730 | 1696 | 934 | 538 | 224 |
91 | Well, how else WOULD I drink? | 1.5812 | 0.02225 | 1053 | 587 | 320 | 146 |
92 | Skip the tequila and just give me the worm | 1.5794 | 0.02487 | 775 | 417 | 267 | 91 |
93 | And the fisherman I pulled into the water was 7' feet 7 inches and weighed 375 pounds. | 1.5691 | 0.02520 | 803 | 452 | 245 | 106 |
94 | "Sign outside says you serve fish. | 1.5683 | 0.02475 | 776 | 424 | 263 | 89 |
95 | Yes, I *do* drink like a fish! | 1.5638 | 0.01900 | 1458 | 840 | 414 | 204 |
96 | Being a big fish in a small pond is over-rated. | 1.5596 | 0.03549 | 386 | 216 | 124 | 46 |
97 | Don't get me going on Roe v. Wade! | 1.5595 | 0.02176 | 1185 | 708 | 291 | 186 |
98 | and I drink like one too; so keep my tab open | 1.5584 | 0.01943 | 1318 | 747 | 406 | 165 |
99 | I don't care what white wine goes with, bring me a scotch! | 1.5568 | 0.01977 | 1374 | 808 | 367 | 199 |
100 | I may be farm raised, but I couldn’t resist the lure of city life. | 1.5555 | 0.02131 | 1082 | 613 | 337 | 132 |
101 | I want top shelf stuff this time. No more bait and switch. | 1.5516 | 0.02000 | 1193 | 672 | 384 | 137 |
102 | You’re out of water? So am I. | 1.5500 | 0.01975 | 1200 | 672 | 396 | 132 |
103 | I'm meeting a rabbi and a priest. | 1.5493 | 0.02086 | 1176 | 685 | 336 | 155 |
104 | A double scotch neat and if the aquarium calls you haven't seem me. | 1.5462 | 0.02033 | 1157 | 658 | 366 | 133 |
105 | I’m not kidding you. The guy was THIS BIG! | 1.5456 | 0.02062 | 1107 | 626 | 358 | 123 |
106 | No, pal, I don't drink like a fish. I drink "as" a fish! | 1.5447 | 0.02138 | 1129 | 665 | 313 | 151 |
107 | Remember me? 2006, Bear Lake? You don't look so tough without that fishin' pole in your hand, mister... | 1.5442 | 0.02256 | 1007 | 592 | 282 | 133 |
108 | One tequila with two worms. | 1.5437 | 0.02086 | 1087 | 618 | 347 | 122 |
109 | I knew Flipper before he was an asshole | 1.5417 | 0.02242 | 1054 | 631 | 275 | 148 |
110 | Well, how do think they make pickled herring? | 1.5379 | 0.02217 | 1002 | 585 | 295 | 122 |
111 | Y'know when people say "he drinks like a fish"... I'm that fish. | 1.5379 | 0.02223 | 1017 | 599 | 289 | 129 |
112 | ...and then she says to me, 'Go spawn yourself'. | 1.5367 | 0.03943 | 313 | 182 | 94 | 37 |
113 | So she said "what on earth are you going to do with a bicycle'?" | 1.5350 | 0.02343 | 944 | 566 | 251 | 127 |
114 | Yes, and you drink like a human. What’s your point? | 1.5342 | 0.02344 | 949 | 571 | 249 | 129 |
115 | I'm sorry, but we only serve fish on Fridays. | 1.5332 | 0.02447 | 844 | 502 | 234 | 108 |
116 | Really? I bet you'd serve me if I was filleted in a lemon butter sauce. | 1.5318 | 0.02338 | 929 | 555 | 254 | 120 |
117 | I'm just tired of all the carping. | 1.5310 | 0.02355 | 902 | 536 | 253 | 113 |
118 | Reached my limit? I'm a fish, you idiot! | 1.5281 | 0.02335 | 907 | 539 | 257 | 111 |
119 | She was called Wanda. | 1.5267 | 0.02426 | 862 | 519 | 232 | 111 |
120 | I don't think I can walk out of here. | 1.5257 | 0.02483 | 799 | 476 | 226 | 97 |
121 | But not TOO dry, right?" | 1.5244 | 0.02338 | 881 | 521 | 258 | 102 |
122 | Can you put on the Marlins' game | 1.5226 | 0.02441 | 775 | 452 | 241 | 82 |
123 | Look, I don't blame you. You were just a kid then, how could you have known? But the toilet, Roger... the toilet. | 1.5220 | 0.02519 | 818 | 501 | 207 | 110 |
124 | Tequila shot...with the worm. | 1.5212 | 0.02481 | 827 | 503 | 217 | 107 |
125 | Yeah, but I tip like a whale | 1.5188 | 0.02453 | 796 | 474 | 231 | 91 |
126 | I don't care if it's bad for me, I want a plastic straw. | 1.5188 | 0.02604 | 771 | 476 | 190 | 105 |
127 | I'll have the chips | 1.5168 | 0.02452 | 805 | 483 | 228 | 94 |
128 | When climate change floods this dump, you'll be the one gasping for breath, amigo. | 1.5167 | 0.02472 | 747 | 438 | 232 | 77 |
129 | Listen Cueball, I'm up to my gills in work, I'm swimming in debt, and my love life's in the tank, so maybe it's you who should switch to water! | 1.5161 | 0.02635 | 715 | 434 | 193 | 88 |
130 | He said I was too koi. | 1.5154 | 0.02570 | 745 | 451 | 204 | 90 |
131 | I've had enough? I'm not the one hallucinating a giant, talking fish. | 1.5149 | 0.02597 | 740 | 451 | 197 | 92 |
132 | Gimme a shot of the East River. | 1.5132 | 0.02521 | 756 | 455 | 214 | 87 |
133 | Next thing I know, Jimmy Hoffa floats by. | 1.5114 | 0.02753 | 659 | 404 | 173 | 82 |
134 | Water. Salty. | 1.5113 | 0.02524 | 755 | 456 | 212 | 87 |
135 | What do you mean you don't serve fish except on Friday? | 1.5105 | 0.02535 | 713 | 423 | 216 | 74 |
136 | And then she left me, high and dry. | 1.5100 | 0.02668 | 698 | 428 | 184 | 86 |
137 | We met on HOOKED.COM | 1.5092 | 0.02511 | 707 | 416 | 222 | 69 |
138 | And just where am I supposed to get a shirt and shoes? | 1.5089 | 0.02822 | 619 | 379 | 165 | 75 |
139 | I know, I should be in a school right now... | 1.5059 | 0.02475 | 682 | 394 | 231 | 57 |
140 | YEAH,YEAH, I KNOW. I DRINK LIKE A FISH. | 1.5052 | 0.02696 | 675 | 415 | 179 | 81 |
141 | Understand something, I drink BECAUSE I’m a fish. | 1.5050 | 0.02574 | 701 | 422 | 204 | 75 |
142 | A trout, a haddock, and a squid walk into a bar...….. | 1.5050 | 0.02652 | 701 | 432 | 184 | 85 |
143 | You know, now that you mention it, I actually AM a big fish in a small pond. | 1.5050 | 0.02535 | 701 | 417 | 214 | 70 |
144 | She caught me and then released me - story of my life. | 1.5045 | 0.02496 | 674 | 391 | 226 | 57 |
145 | ...so then he says, "There's something fishy here," and they all turn to look at ME! | 1.5043 | 0.02436 | 694 | 400 | 238 | 56 |
146 | I'm sorry, I was told this was a dive bar. | 1.5038 | 0.02686 | 659 | 401 | 184 | 74 |
147 | I get that a lot, but Capote wore glasses. | 1.5037 | 0.02771 | 669 | 420 | 161 | 88 |
148 | I fell in love with a hooker. | 1.5030 | 0.02731 | 658 | 406 | 173 | 79 |
149 | I feel so used: She let me fertilize her eggs and I never saw her again! | 1.5023 | 0.02774 | 639 | 395 | 167 | 77 |
150 | Who are you callin' chum? | 1.5008 | 0.02745 | 637 | 391 | 173 | 73 |
151 | And you drink like a person. Your point? | 1.5000 | 0.02736 | 662 | 412 | 169 | 81 |
152 | A soon as you go belly up in this town, they flush you down the toilet. | 1.4992 | 0.02660 | 659 | 401 | 187 | 71 |
153 | Another tequila with worm. Hold the tequila. | 1.4984 | 0.02569 | 640 | 376 | 209 | 55 |
154 | So the guy who nearly hooked me was huge - at least ten feet, 400 pounds. | 1.4984 | 0.02762 | 626 | 385 | 170 | 71 |
155 | Not one of my seven thousand kids call me. | 1.4969 | 0.02817 | 642 | 406 | 153 | 83 |
156 | I just know I’m going to get canned. | 1.4958 | 0.02710 | 597 | 357 | 184 | 56 |
157 | We met on line, but after the first date, I was hooked. | 1.4956 | 0.02852 | 565 | 344 | 162 | 59 |
158 | Hey, I'm out of water again. | 1.4953 | 0.02734 | 632 | 389 | 173 | 70 |
159 | Can you please put the Marlin’s game on? | 1.4941 | 0.02740 | 591 | 356 | 178 | 57 |
160 | I'm not out of water, I'm out of whiskey! | 1.4927 | 0.02699 | 613 | 371 | 182 | 60 |
161 | Yeah? At least I don't smoke like a chimney. | 1.4924 | 0.02761 | 591 | 359 | 173 | 59 |
162 | Saying I drink like a fish isn't helping matters. | 1.4906 | 0.02912 | 583 | 368 | 144 | 71 |
163 | Yes, I do drink like a fish. So what? | 1.4905 | 0.02878 | 581 | 363 | 151 | 67 |
164 | What else would I drink like??!!! | 1.4899 | 0.02903 | 596 | 379 | 142 | 75 |
165 | I was supposed to meet a rabbi and a priest here. | 1.4899 | 0.02815 | 596 | 370 | 160 | 66 |
166 | Lately Bob I feel like I'm floundering | 1.4893 | 0.02885 | 562 | 348 | 153 | 61 |
167 | I AM the one who got away. | 1.4885 | 0.02899 | 567 | 354 | 149 | 64 |
168 | We were smooching and going to make babies...and then she left me for a guy with a fishing pole and a yacht. | 1.4880 | 0.02918 | 584 | 371 | 141 | 72 |
169 | A bar fly, please. | 1.4850 | 0.02841 | 565 | 349 | 158 | 58 |
170 | Do I tell you you've had too much to breathe? | 1.4821 | 0.03050 | 504 | 316 | 133 | 55 |
171 | ...and then she called me a cold fish. | 1.4816 | 0.02943 | 517 | 319 | 147 | 51 |
172 | Of course I drink like one. What did you expect? | 1.4816 | 0.03140 | 517 | 335 | 115 | 67 |
173 | If I wanted water in my scotch I'd drink at home. | 1.4806 | 0.03001 | 541 | 345 | 132 | 64 |
174 | There ain't another sole in this place. | 1.4797 | 0.03010 | 492 | 304 | 140 | 48 |
175 | ...And then she said it would never work because I was raised on a farm. | 1.4788 | 0.02887 | 518 | 317 | 154 | 47 |
176 | ... and then I told Mrs. Paul where she can stick it. | 1.4784 | 0.03099 | 510 | 327 | 122 | 61 |
177 | Yes, I am out of water, but I'm out of bourbon too. | 1.4779 | 0.03086 | 521 | 336 | 121 | 64 |
178 | You heard me, 10 gallons of water and a large bowl. | 1.4779 | 0.03026 | 521 | 331 | 131 | 59 |
179 | So, one day I thought what if I do need a bicycle. | 1.4777 | 0.03911 | 314 | 200 | 78 | 36 |
180 | Why yes. I am transitioning. | 1.4771 | 0.03041 | 503 | 317 | 132 | 54 |
181 | I can't drown my sorrows about my 1174 children who never call me. | 1.4770 | 0.03188 | 499 | 325 | 110 | 64 |
182 | So, the waitress says ‘Do you want anchovies on that?’ ...and I just looked at her. | 1.4769 | 0.02987 | 497 | 308 | 141 | 48 |
183 | So I told her, "Yeah? Well you eat like a pig." | 1.4757 | 0.03051 | 515 | 329 | 127 | 59 |
184 | You wouldn't happen to know where I could find a bicycle, would you? | 1.4754 | 0.03103 | 509 | 328 | 120 | 61 |
185 | You think you got a dysfunctional family? Listen, Tony, all my brothers are bottom feeders, and my sister married a loan shark. | 1.4753 | 0.03315 | 425 | 269 | 110 | 46 |
186 | Hold the tequila. Keep the worm. | 1.4741 | 0.02925 | 502 | 309 | 148 | 45 |
187 | Got change for a fin? | 1.4741 | 0.02925 | 502 | 309 | 148 | 45 |
188 | I'm trying to scale back. | 1.4736 | 0.03074 | 435 | 264 | 136 | 35 |
189 | Still think climate change is fake news? | 1.4734 | 0.03081 | 488 | 309 | 127 | 52 |
190 | Trust me, I'll be a mermaid nearer to closing time. | 1.4733 | 0.02939 | 505 | 313 | 145 | 47 |
191 | I was told this was a WET bar | 1.4729 | 0.02947 | 480 | 293 | 147 | 40 |
192 | Yes, you can call me Wanda if you like. | 1.4719 | 0.03044 | 481 | 301 | 133 | 47 |
193 | And then the president drained the swamp.... | 1.4713 | 0.03012 | 488 | 305 | 136 | 47 |
194 | I eat like a fish too, ok? | 1.4712 | 0.03114 | 469 | 296 | 125 | 48 |
195 | Before the divorce, I lived in a castle. | 1.4702 | 0.03058 | 487 | 308 | 129 | 50 |
196 | One more for the road. I have a designated diver. | 1.4685 | 0.03037 | 476 | 298 | 133 | 45 |
197 | Looks like you and I have the same barber. | 1.4682 | 0.03280 | 425 | 270 | 111 | 44 |
198 | I'm not leaving here until I get tanked! | 1.4677 | 0.03167 | 464 | 297 | 117 | 50 |
199 | You’re kidding! A horse walked into a bar? | 1.4677 | 0.03197 | 464 | 299 | 113 | 52 |
200 | For the last time, it's "large" mouth, not "big." | 1.4675 | 0.03041 | 462 | 287 | 134 | 41 |
201 | They always say, "A fish walked into a bar..." but they never stop to think how. | 1.4675 | 0.03087 | 462 | 290 | 128 | 44 |
202 | I coulda been Catch Of the Day. I coulda been a contender. | 1.4670 | 0.03054 | 469 | 294 | 131 | 44 |
203 | Where are all the barflys? | 1.4668 | 0.03167 | 452 | 287 | 119 | 46 |
204 | I'm not driving. | 1.4654 | 0.03072 | 462 | 290 | 129 | 43 |
205 | Seriously, I'm a good catch. | 1.4654 | 0.03102 | 462 | 292 | 125 | 45 |
206 | Yea, I'll tell you what's sick, "Catch of the Day", that's...sick. | 1.4654 | 0.03132 | 462 | 294 | 121 | 47 |
207 | You're goddamn right I drink like a fish! | 1.4652 | 0.03327 | 445 | 292 | 99 | 54 |
208 | Not a problem. I know a guy who can get you off the hook. | 1.4638 | 0.03121 | 442 | 277 | 125 | 40 |
209 | So, the fella at the helm was 8 feet tall and 600 pounds, easy. | 1.4633 | 0.03169 | 436 | 275 | 120 | 41 |
210 | So little Ms. Mermaid runs off with the handsome prince, and I'm stuck with the 1,237 kids. | 1.4629 | 0.03136 | 458 | 292 | 120 | 46 |
211 | Let me tell you man. There are NOT plenty of fish in the sea. | 1.4621 | 0.03009 | 448 | 276 | 137 | 35 |
212 | Can you believe it? I win a damn Oscar and now I can't get cast. | 1.4619 | 0.03165 | 446 | 284 | 118 | 44 |
213 | Then she said," You're not the only fish in the sea." | 1.4619 | 0.03290 | 446 | 292 | 102 | 52 |
214 | When I was younger, I was the catch of the day. | 1.4612 | 0.03172 | 412 | 256 | 122 | 34 |
215 | It's hard to find a neighborhood bar that serves fish. | 1.4607 | 0.03006 | 445 | 274 | 137 | 34 |
216 | So apparently asking if she'd like to sleep with the fishes isn't the stellar pick up line I'd imagined. | 1.4607 | 0.03170 | 445 | 284 | 117 | 44 |
217 | Water?! No way. Do you know what I do in water? | 1.4601 | 0.03375 | 439 | 292 | 92 | 55 |
218 | It was at this moment that Steve began to regret the mushrooms he'd taken before work. | 1.4597 | 0.03371 | 409 | 265 | 100 | 44 |
219 | Two parts hydrogen, one part oxygen, and keep 'em coming. | 1.4589 | 0.03271 | 438 | 285 | 105 | 48 |
220 | Ten thousand little mouths to feed. I just couldn't take the pressure | 1.4580 | 0.03258 | 393 | 246 | 114 | 33 |
221 | And, his policies are ruining our schools. | 1.4576 | 0.03275 | 413 | 264 | 109 | 40 |
222 | Mezcal with TWO worms, please. | 1.4574 | 0.03232 | 411 | 260 | 114 | 37 |
223 | Well, if you’re cutting ME off, then it’s time I get to the point. ‘Member the goldfish you flushed when you was six? Yep, that’s right, Billy, it’s me. Mr. Mothaflipping Gulp Gulp. | 1.4572 | 0.03352 | 409 | 265 | 101 | 43 |
224 | I prefer being a big fish in a small bar. | 1.4565 | 0.03191 | 425 | 270 | 116 | 39 |
225 | I’m just killing time until the tide comes in. | 1.4550 | 0.03331 | 367 | 229 | 109 | 29 |
226 | I'd like something dry. | 1.4543 | 0.03239 | 416 | 266 | 111 | 39 |
227 | You just called me "Donald." I'm a grouper. Not a groper. | 1.4543 | 0.03368 | 394 | 254 | 101 | 39 |
228 | Yeah...I'll have another. I'm off the hook tonight. | 1.4541 | 0.03214 | 414 | 263 | 114 | 37 |
229 | Actually, most of us prefer red wine. | 1.4541 | 0.03232 | 414 | 264 | 112 | 38 |
230 | If you tell me, "there are plenty of fish in the sea," one more time... | 1.4536 | 0.03021 | 399 | 241 | 135 | 23 |
231 | I got free lip piercing today. | 1.4534 | 0.03678 | 322 | 206 | 86 | 30 |
232 | It’s okay—I’m an Emotional Support Fish. | 1.4533 | 0.03649 | 353 | 232 | 82 | 39 |
233 | And a little something for the seahorse I rode in on. | 1.4529 | 0.03296 | 393 | 250 | 108 | 35 |
234 | I'm just saying that a guy without gills selling Bass Ale is culturally appropriative. | 1.4526 | 0.03392 | 411 | 271 | 94 | 46 |
235 | Don't worry about it, I came here on my bike. | 1.4523 | 0.03332 | 409 | 266 | 101 | 42 |
236 | I used to drink like a sailor. | 1.4521 | 0.03326 | 407 | 264 | 102 | 41 |
237 | Which raises an interesting question - Is it worse to be a fish out of water, or a bartender out of scotch? | 1.4521 | 0.03326 | 407 | 264 | 102 | 41 |
238 | Yeah? And you bartend like a bald guy! | 1.4505 | 0.03566 | 384 | 257 | 81 | 46 |
239 | So I told her it was me or her cat. | 1.4502 | 0.03243 | 402 | 256 | 111 | 35 |
240 | You are talking to a fish on a barstool and you say I'm drunk? | 1.4500 | 0.03486 | 360 | 232 | 94 | 34 |
241 | You think I'm trying to be koi? | 1.4489 | 0.03416 | 401 | 265 | 92 | 44 |
242 | Yes, I said extra dry. | 1.4485 | 0.03423 | 388 | 254 | 94 | 40 |
243 | Yes, I saw "The Shape of Water." No, I don't know him. | 1.4484 | 0.03386 | 397 | 260 | 96 | 41 |
244 | She had this way of making me feel like I was the only fish in the sea. | 1.4484 | 0.03232 | 397 | 252 | 112 | 33 |
245 | I tried going dry, but it didn't work for me. | 1.4481 | 0.03302 | 395 | 254 | 105 | 36 |
246 | and I smoke like a chimney. | 1.4478 | 0.03448 | 393 | 260 | 90 | 43 |
247 | What! Never seen a fish out of water? | 1.4478 | 0.03333 | 393 | 254 | 102 | 37 |
248 | Hey, Mister--my eyes are up here! | 1.4474 | 0.03831 | 304 | 198 | 76 | 30 |
249 | I just know I'm getting canned tomorrow. | 1.4473 | 0.03385 | 351 | 221 | 103 | 27 |
250 | Worm--and hold the tequila." | 1.4459 | 0.03344 | 388 | 251 | 101 | 36 |
251 | Yeah well YOU drink like a bald guy with a stupid mustache. | 1.4459 | 0.03518 | 388 | 260 | 83 | 45 |
252 | ... so I say "Well of course I drink like one - what did you expect?" | 1.4456 | 0.03435 | 386 | 254 | 92 | 40 |
253 | When I said fill it to the gills, whose gills do you think I meant?! | 1.4456 | 0.03275 | 386 | 246 | 108 | 32 |
254 | The guy I got away from was over 8 feet tall and must have weighed more than 400 pounds! | 1.4456 | 0.03570 | 386 | 261 | 78 | 47 |
255 | I've been caught and released so many times, I've lost my self-esteem. | 1.4454 | 0.03524 | 348 | 225 | 91 | 32 |
256 | Make it one for my baby, and one more for the roe. | 1.4450 | 0.03542 | 373 | 248 | 84 | 41 |
257 | And make it a double...I'm on shore leave. | 1.4448 | 0.03558 | 362 | 239 | 85 | 38 |
258 | This time make sure there’s a worm in my tequila! | 1.4436 | 0.03345 | 381 | 246 | 101 | 34 |
259 | All I remember is that we met online. | 1.4430 | 0.03412 | 377 | 246 | 95 | 36 |
260 | Listen, pal, I don't mind being a fish out of water. I do mind being a fish out of Scotch. | 1.4429 | 0.03490 | 359 | 234 | 91 | 34 |
261 | Teach a man to buy me a drink. | 1.4427 | 0.03528 | 375 | 250 | 84 | 41 |
262 | You promised me barflies, Steve...Where are the barflies?? | 1.4421 | 0.03453 | 380 | 251 | 90 | 39 |
263 | Don’t judge, Mac, it was a rough day. My buddies are covered in wasabi right now. | 1.4419 | 0.03479 | 344 | 221 | 94 | 29 |
264 | Flush yourself, I told her. | 1.4414 | 0.03457 | 367 | 240 | 92 | 35 |
265 | I was the one that got away. | 1.4410 | 0.03665 | 356 | 240 | 75 | 41 |
266 | I'm supposed to find fault with every little thing. I'm a carp. | 1.4409 | 0.03548 | 372 | 249 | 82 | 41 |
267 | Yeah? Well you pour like a girl. | 1.4407 | 0.03525 | 354 | 232 | 88 | 34 |
268 | And just like that, she flushed me down the toilet. | 1.4403 | 0.03516 | 352 | 230 | 89 | 33 |
269 | No, I don’t want to see the sushi menu. | 1.4403 | 0.03493 | 352 | 229 | 91 | 32 |
270 | Not true. I drink like a human. | 1.4402 | 0.03406 | 368 | 239 | 96 | 33 |
271 | What does that even mean.... drink like a fish? | 1.4402 | 0.03534 | 368 | 245 | 84 | 39 |
272 | I just wasn’t gonna be someone’s trophy, you know? | 1.4399 | 0.03441 | 366 | 239 | 93 | 34 |
273 | I SAID one more! You got a herring problem? | 1.4396 | 0.03366 | 364 | 234 | 100 | 30 |
274 | Well, I'm tired of your carping too. | 1.4396 | 0.03388 | 364 | 235 | 98 | 31 |
275 | Does Tom Hanks still come in here? He used to date my sister. | 1.4394 | 0.03386 | 371 | 241 | 97 | 33 |
276 | I can't believe someone would steal my bicycle. I really needed it. | 1.4385 | 0.03335 | 358 | 228 | 103 | 27 |
277 | She said she didn't need me. Then she took my bicycle. | 1.4377 | 0.03583 | 361 | 242 | 80 | 39 |
278 | Water. Neat. And keep it coming. | 1.4371 | 0.03459 | 350 | 227 | 93 | 30 |
279 | I was dating this mermaid, But she left me for an octopus. I mean how can you compete with that? | 1.4370 | 0.03411 | 357 | 231 | 96 | 30 |
280 | Well, your sign said, ‘We serve fish.’ | 1.4368 | 0.03520 | 348 | 228 | 88 | 32 |
281 | I got a feeling they're going to can me at work tomorrow. | 1.4367 | 0.03591 | 332 | 217 | 85 | 30 |
282 | Water, and make it snappy. I'm dying here. | 1.4365 | 0.03510 | 362 | 240 | 86 | 36 |
283 | Really? My brother was in here last night? Total fluke. | 1.4363 | 0.03461 | 353 | 230 | 92 | 31 |
284 | At twenty bucks a martini it's no wonder you don't get many fish in here! | 1.4350 | 0.03476 | 354 | 232 | 90 | 32 |
285 | I really shouldn't. I have a tendency to get hooked. | 1.4343 | 0.03385 | 350 | 225 | 98 | 27 |
286 | I am scaling back" | 1.4341 | 0.03599 | 334 | 220 | 83 | 31 |
287 | ...And put it in a dirty glass, I intend to get polluted. | 1.4339 | 0.03542 | 348 | 230 | 85 | 33 |
288 | You think that's something? Well I had to swim upstream the entire length of the Columbia River over rapids and past marauding bears just for a one night stand! | 1.4339 | 0.03399 | 348 | 224 | 97 | 27 |
289 | 'Listen, bub, if you knew sushi like I knew sushi...' | 1.4339 | 0.03471 | 348 | 227 | 91 | 30 |
290 | What do you mean “stop being Koi”? | 1.4339 | 0.03611 | 348 | 233 | 79 | 36 |
291 | Don't give me that 'no shoes, no shirt, no service' line ... | 1.4335 | 0.03485 | 346 | 226 | 90 | 30 |
292 | And don't think I won't know if you water it down. | 1.4331 | 0.03475 | 344 | 224 | 91 | 29 |
293 | Where I come from, every bar's a dive. | 1.4331 | 0.03523 | 344 | 226 | 87 | 31 |
294 | Got any of those little people crackers ? | 1.4327 | 0.03496 | 312 | 198 | 93 | 21 |
295 | LIMMERICK: A big mouthed bass name of Nick...was feeling a bit ichthyonic...He drank like a fish...And had only one wish..."Just give me one more gin and tonic." | 1.4315 | 0.03648 | 343 | 231 | 76 | 36 |
296 | It’s an unfortunate stereotype. I’m here for the pretzels. | 1.4311 | 0.03470 | 341 | 222 | 91 | 28 |
297 | I'll need more than just a splash. | 1.4308 | 0.03427 | 325 | 207 | 96 | 22 |
298 | I’m salmon on my mother’s side but I don’t look it. | 1.4307 | 0.03534 | 339 | 223 | 86 | 30 |
299 | And how exactly did you think Herring got pickled? | 1.4303 | 0.03710 | 323 | 216 | 75 | 32 |
300 | I bet you always thought it was just a saying. | 1.4303 | 0.03632 | 323 | 213 | 81 | 29 |
301 | Yeah, it was never going to work. Her mother never approved of the school I was in. | 1.4303 | 0.03524 | 323 | 209 | 89 | 25 |
302 | Hey, I know what we do in the water. I'll take it neat. | 1.4302 | 0.03522 | 344 | 227 | 86 | 31 |
303 | Yeah, I'm supposed to meet a friend here...he wears an antique diving suit and pops out of a treasure chest | 1.4299 | 0.03814 | 314 | 212 | 69 | 33 |
304 | One more for the river. | 1.4299 | 0.03638 | 335 | 224 | 78 | 33 |
305 | Of all the gin joints and aquariums in all the world and I meet G. Gordon Liddy. | 1.4273 | 0.03601 | 330 | 219 | 81 | 30 |
306 | I told her, 'those eggs look nothing like me.'" | 1.4272 | 0.03577 | 316 | 206 | 85 | 25 |
307 | ...sure, I know how to drink like one, but learning English was harder | 1.4268 | 0.03564 | 328 | 216 | 84 | 28 |
308 | Of course I'm not driving home. You think I want to end up in the tank? | 1.4268 | 0.03642 | 328 | 219 | 78 | 31 |
309 | Biggest damn fisherman you ever saw, twelve feet tall if he was an inch. Would've had him, but the line broke. | 1.4268 | 0.03538 | 328 | 215 | 86 | 27 |
310 | What wine would you recommend for trout? | 1.4268 | 0.03538 | 328 | 215 | 86 | 27 |
311 | I want the one with the worm. | 1.4268 | 0.03564 | 328 | 216 | 84 | 28 |
312 | I'm a good catch right ? | 1.4268 | 0.03458 | 328 | 212 | 92 | 24 |
313 | Woman trouble? Are you kidding? Since the Godfather movies, nobody wants to sleep with the fishes! | 1.4268 | 0.03485 | 328 | 213 | 90 | 25 |
314 | Are you trying to bait me? | 1.4268 | 0.03590 | 328 | 217 | 82 | 29 |
315 | Bourbon and water. Hold the bourbon. | 1.4268 | 0.03564 | 328 | 216 | 84 | 28 |
316 | Last I heard, she was headed upstream. | 1.4264 | 0.03422 | 333 | 215 | 94 | 24 |
317 | When do the mermaids usually show up? | 1.4264 | 0.03499 | 326 | 212 | 89 | 25 |
318 | I just told her to fish or cut bait, and she took me literally... | 1.4263 | 0.03775 | 312 | 210 | 71 | 31 |
319 | Do I look like I drove here ? | 1.4259 | 0.03811 | 317 | 216 | 67 | 34 |
320 | Who you calling a hooker? | 1.4257 | 0.03952 | 296 | 202 | 62 | 32 |
321 | This town will eat you alive. | 1.4256 | 0.03870 | 289 | 193 | 69 | 27 |
322 | And NO plastic straws, thank you! | 1.4255 | 0.03583 | 322 | 212 | 83 | 27 |
323 | Not only am I a, 'fish out of water' I'm a fish out of money. | 1.4255 | 0.03556 | 322 | 211 | 85 | 26 |
324 | I could use a bowl of water... if it’s not too much trouble. | 1.4255 | 0.03767 | 322 | 219 | 69 | 34 |
325 | You don't know how tired I am of hearing "Holy Mackerel " every time I come in this watering hole. | 1.4253 | 0.03669 | 308 | 203 | 79 | 26 |
326 | It’s going swimmingly, but suddenly on day three she tells me I stink. | 1.4253 | 0.03782 | 308 | 207 | 71 | 30 |
327 | He said he had bigger fish to fry! | 1.4248 | 0.03597 | 306 | 199 | 84 | 23 |
328 | Back in my day, we had to swim upstream, both ways! | 1.4241 | 0.03654 | 323 | 216 | 77 | 30 |
329 | My first wife thought I was quite a catch. | 1.4237 | 0.03535 | 321 | 210 | 86 | 25 |
330 | I assure you, I'm not being koi. | 1.4235 | 0.03850 | 281 | 186 | 71 | 24 |
331 | The guy who hooked me had to be at least 6'7" and 275 pounds... He was huge. | 1.4232 | 0.03633 | 319 | 212 | 79 | 28 |
332 | All he ever wants to do is play catch and release. | 1.4232 | 0.03633 | 319 | 212 | 79 | 28 |
333 | How many more shots ‘til I get to the worm? | 1.4232 | 0.03578 | 319 | 210 | 83 | 26 |
334 | When the rabbi and the priest get here,tell them the fish is waiting for them.. | 1.4230 | 0.03663 | 305 | 201 | 79 | 25 |
335 | So I says to her: "Baby, there are plenty of other fish in the sea." | 1.4230 | 0.03513 | 305 | 196 | 89 | 20 |
336 | Bass. Sea Bass. | 1.4230 | 0.03634 | 305 | 200 | 81 | 24 |
337 | Maybe YOU'VE had too much to BREATHE! | 1.4227 | 0.03649 | 317 | 211 | 78 | 28 |
338 | I love this watering hole | 1.4227 | 0.03538 | 317 | 207 | 86 | 24 |
339 | Do you have any idea how much it takes to drown my sorrows? | 1.4227 | 0.03621 | 317 | 210 | 80 | 27 |
340 | Yeah? Well there’s something “mannish” about you! | 1.4222 | 0.03524 | 315 | 205 | 87 | 23 |
341 | You're cutting me off? You're the one talking to a fish. | 1.4222 | 0.03665 | 315 | 210 | 77 | 28 |
342 | I’m telling you he was at least 10 feet tall. | 1.4219 | 0.03786 | 301 | 202 | 71 | 28 |
343 | Hey pal! If I wanted water in my drinks, I'd just stay at home. | 1.4212 | 0.03641 | 311 | 206 | 79 | 26 |
344 | Sorry, no sauce for you. We only serve Fish on Fridays. | 1.4209 | 0.03881 | 297 | 202 | 65 | 30 |
345 | Yeah, I was in a private school. It was just sink or swim. | 1.4203 | 0.03688 | 276 | 178 | 80 | 18 |
346 | Grow some legs she said. Yeah, that will just take about 400 million years. | 1.4194 | 0.03561 | 310 | 203 | 84 | 23 |
347 | And don't even get started with that "drink like a..." | 1.4194 | 0.03761 | 310 | 210 | 70 | 30 |
348 | There are NOT plenty of fish in the sea once you turn 40, Carl! | 1.4194 | 0.03619 | 310 | 205 | 80 | 25 |
349 | The only thing worse than a fish out of water is a bar out of gin. | 1.4194 | 0.03532 | 310 | 202 | 86 | 22 |
350 | I thought that it would be more enjoyable getting polluted here than in the river. | 1.4188 | 0.03577 | 308 | 202 | 83 | 23 |
351 | Oh yeah? Well,I drink like one too! | 1.4188 | 0.03806 | 308 | 210 | 67 | 31 |
352 | After you flushed me down the toilet, I thought I would never see you again. | 1.4188 | 0.03834 | 308 | 211 | 65 | 32 |
353 | So what the Hell did you expect me to drink like? | 1.4188 | 0.03693 | 308 | 206 | 75 | 27 |
354 | So I said, where is the nearest lagoon, and he thought I said saloon. | 1.4188 | 0.03750 | 308 | 208 | 71 | 29 |
355 | Did you think it was just an expression? | 1.4188 | 0.03750 | 308 | 208 | 71 | 29 |
356 | ...and the worst part is, I fell for it too. Hook, line, and sinker. | 1.4188 | 0.03806 | 308 | 210 | 67 | 31 |
357 | Well, if I'm a bottom-feeder, what does that make this place? | 1.4188 | 0.03693 | 308 | 206 | 75 | 27 |
358 | Would you say I'm a good catch? | 1.4178 | 0.03698 | 304 | 203 | 75 | 26 |
359 | I need to get tanked and make it quick. | 1.4175 | 0.03655 | 309 | 206 | 77 | 26 |
360 | Well, of course I drink like a fish. What else am I going to drink like?? | 1.4175 | 0.03851 | 309 | 213 | 63 | 33 |
361 | If I wanted water, I would’ ve stayed home. | 1.4172 | 0.03594 | 302 | 198 | 82 | 22 |
362 | Nothing right now. I'm trying to scale back. | 1.4167 | 0.03672 | 300 | 199 | 77 | 24 |
363 | You'll see more of us with this global warming! | 1.4164 | 0.03569 | 305 | 200 | 83 | 22 |
364 | Do I look like I want it dry? | 1.4161 | 0.03861 | 286 | 193 | 67 | 26 |
365 | I found Nemo, but now I’m really trying to find myself.” | 1.4158 | 0.03686 | 291 | 192 | 77 | 22 |
366 | How much am I on the hook for? | 1.4154 | 0.03757 | 272 | 178 | 75 | 19 |
367 | I’m trying to get filleted tonight,if you catch my drift. | 1.4150 | 0.03784 | 294 | 198 | 70 | 26 |
368 | She left me for a goldfish. EVERYONE wants a goldfish. Just you wait, in a few weeks that relationship will be down the drain. | 1.4149 | 0.03931 | 282 | 192 | 63 | 27 |
369 | Yeah but I swim like a man | 1.4149 | 0.03899 | 282 | 191 | 65 | 26 |
370 | Food pellets, koi pond, and 500,000 kids...she got it all in the divorce. | 1.4148 | 0.03848 | 270 | 179 | 70 | 21 |
371 | Out of water? What kind of a bar runs out of water? | 1.4147 | 0.03828 | 299 | 204 | 66 | 29 |
372 | Do you ever feel like your whole existence is just a setup for a bad joke? | 1.4146 | 0.03850 | 287 | 194 | 67 | 26 |
373 | I'm looking for a fish called Wanda | 1.4141 | 0.03846 | 297 | 203 | 65 | 29 |
374 | This is a dive, right? | 1.4141 | 0.03757 | 297 | 200 | 71 | 26 |
375 | You think it's easy to drown my sorrows? | 1.4141 | 0.03787 | 297 | 201 | 69 | 27 |
376 | Line'em up, I have a reputation to uphold. | 1.4141 | 0.03757 | 297 | 200 | 71 | 26 |
377 | Something bracing. I've been swimming with the sharks all day. | 1.4141 | 0.03665 | 297 | 197 | 77 | 23 |
378 | Buddy, I’ve been in ponds that are less watered down.” | 1.4137 | 0.04068 | 278 | 193 | 55 | 30 |
379 | I'm not as fish as you drunk I am. | 1.4134 | 0.04077 | 283 | 198 | 53 | 32 |
380 | So? You breath like a human! | 1.4133 | 0.03608 | 300 | 198 | 80 | 22 |
381 | I'd rather hang around the bar than over the mantel. | 1.4130 | 0.03667 | 293 | 194 | 77 | 22 |
382 | I don't want you to give me a drink; I want you to teach me how to drink. | 1.4130 | 0.03913 | 293 | 202 | 61 | 30 |
383 | Keep 'em coming, I have a reputation to uphold. | 1.4130 | 0.03698 | 293 | 195 | 75 | 23 |
384 | Turns out there aren’t plenty of fish in the sea, after all. | 1.4130 | 0.03761 | 293 | 197 | 71 | 25 |
385 | And let me tell you, they got a lot wrong in The Shape of Water. | 1.4118 | 0.03765 | 289 | 194 | 71 | 24 |
386 | Why does everyone assume I'm a Pisces? | 1.4116 | 0.03812 | 277 | 185 | 70 | 22 |
387 | If I wanted water with my scotch would I be in here? | 1.4113 | 0.03731 | 282 | 187 | 74 | 21 |
388 | Another martini, Joe. I'm gonna get tanked tonight. | 1.4111 | 0.03751 | 287 | 192 | 72 | 23 |
389 | I drink to deal with the trolling. | 1.4104 | 0.03828 | 268 | 178 | 70 | 20 |
390 | Oh yeah? What am I supposed to drink like? | 1.4103 | 0.03850 | 273 | 183 | 68 | 22 |
391 | I’m going to smack that New Yorker intern who selects a lame “drink like a fish” caption for the top 3. | 1.4103 | 0.03987 | 273 | 187 | 60 | 26 |
392 | And you know what, it would be nice if- just once- these mobsters would ask if I wanted to sleep with any of these people. | 1.4101 | 0.03835 | 278 | 187 | 68 | 23 |
393 | If it looks like a fish, and drinks like a fish, it's probably a fish | 1.4096 | 0.03904 | 271 | 183 | 65 | 23 |
394 | Everyone in my school had a drinking problem. | 1.4096 | 0.03834 | 271 | 181 | 69 | 21 |
395 | Hey, Bub, I'm out of water. | 1.4094 | 0.03853 | 254 | 167 | 70 | 17 |
396 | Scotch, and 100 gallons of water. | 1.4091 | 0.03887 | 286 | 196 | 63 | 27 |
397 | That part was perfect for me, but Tom Hanks wanted Darryl Hannah. | 1.4091 | 0.03855 | 286 | 195 | 65 | 26 |
398 | Just so you know, I am offended equally by "stewed to the gills" and "drinks like a fish". | 1.4091 | 0.03758 | 286 | 192 | 71 | 23 |
399 | Sometimes I feel like a fish out of water. | 1.4091 | 0.03823 | 286 | 194 | 67 | 25 |
400 | They keep saying Gill, 'there's plenty of fish in the sea', but you look around I swear it's all plastic. | 1.4091 | 0.03855 | 286 | 195 | 65 | 26 |
401 | If you knew what we do in the water, you would stick to scotch too! | 1.4091 | 0.03855 | 286 | 195 | 65 | 26 |
402 | Evolution is for quitters! | 1.4091 | 0.03625 | 286 | 188 | 79 | 19 |
403 | Another double water on the rocks, please. And hold the clichés. | 1.4091 | 0.03591 | 286 | 187 | 81 | 18 |
404 | Yes, I'm out of water, but not out of money. Keep it flowing." | 1.4091 | 0.05818 | 110 | 72 | 31 | 7 |
405 | I'm here to get tanked! | 1.4085 | 0.03776 | 284 | 191 | 70 | 23 |
406 | Let me have a tequila with a worm and hold the tequila. | 1.4085 | 0.03906 | 284 | 195 | 62 | 27 |
407 | Don't judge. I got hooked. | 1.4084 | 0.03811 | 262 | 173 | 71 | 18 |
408 | And then she took my bicycle and left. | 1.4078 | 0.04038 | 255 | 173 | 60 | 22 |
409 | I'll have a pure Sea Water. Neat. No plastic. | 1.4078 | 0.03989 | 282 | 196 | 57 | 29 |
410 | Scotch and salt water. | 1.4078 | 0.03795 | 282 | 190 | 69 | 23 |
411 | Water.....neat. | 1.4078 | 0.03625 | 282 | 185 | 79 | 18 |
412 | Yes, I drink like like a fish, so what? | 1.4078 | 0.03989 | 282 | 196 | 57 | 29 |
413 | School was just not my thing. | 1.4078 | 0.03795 | 282 | 190 | 69 | 23 |
414 | But all she cares about is what school I went to. | 1.4071 | 0.03745 | 280 | 187 | 72 | 21 |
415 | My life’s headed straight down the toilet. | 1.4071 | 0.03745 | 280 | 187 | 72 | 21 |
416 | Well, YOU drink like a bartender. | 1.4071 | 0.04009 | 280 | 195 | 56 | 29 |
417 | No, I am not tanked! | 1.4071 | 0.03711 | 280 | 186 | 74 | 20 |
418 | It’s just a midstream crisis. | 1.4070 | 0.03927 | 258 | 173 | 65 | 20 |
419 | Last time I date a witch. | 1.4065 | 0.03798 | 278 | 187 | 69 | 22 |
420 | Hey, I got one for ya. What did the fish say when he swam into a concrete wall? Damn! | 1.4065 | 0.03623 | 278 | 182 | 79 | 17 |
421 | I'm drowning in debt, I can't float a loan, and my business is under water. Martini - very dry. | 1.4065 | 0.03763 | 278 | 186 | 71 | 21 |
422 | If you're seeing a fish, you're the one that's had enough. | 1.4058 | 0.03782 | 276 | 185 | 70 | 21 |
423 | Carp diem," that's what I always say. | 1.4058 | 0.03851 | 276 | 187 | 66 | 23 |
424 | What do you mean, "Be wary of Russian hookers?" | 1.4058 | 0.03782 | 276 | 185 | 70 | 21 |
425 | They want to arm our schools?! | 1.4058 | 0.03782 | 276 | 185 | 70 | 21 |
426 | I’ll know if you’re watering the drinks. | 1.4058 | 0.03885 | 276 | 188 | 64 | 24 |
427 | Ever think maybe you smell a little "Humany?" | 1.4053 | 0.03788 | 264 | 175 | 71 | 18 |
428 | That will do. I don’t want to have to crawl out of here. | 1.4051 | 0.03657 | 274 | 180 | 77 | 17 |
429 | I’ve been dealing with sharks at work all day. Make it a double! | 1.4051 | 0.04006 | 274 | 190 | 57 | 27 |
430 | Is your scotch wild or farm raised? | 1.4046 | 0.04067 | 262 | 181 | 56 | 25 |
431 | Certainly I want that with water | 1.4044 | 0.03747 | 272 | 181 | 72 | 19 |
432 | She fed me a line and here I am. | 1.4044 | 0.03854 | 272 | 184 | 66 | 22 |
433 | So then she says “I don’t think we should spawn anymore, but we can still be friends...” | 1.4032 | 0.03649 | 253 | 163 | 78 | 12 |
434 | My God, how hard can this be? Just put the water in a plastic bag. | 1.4031 | 0.04037 | 258 | 177 | 58 | 23 |
435 | As soon as I saw her, I was hooked. | 1.4022 | 0.03791 | 271 | 182 | 69 | 20 |
436 | Tell em, Mackie's back in town. | 1.4022 | 0.04035 | 271 | 189 | 55 | 27 |
437 | I miss the dive bar. | 1.4022 | 0.03967 | 271 | 187 | 59 | 25 |
438 | Scotch and water ... and hold the scotch. | 1.4015 | 0.03661 | 269 | 177 | 76 | 16 |
439 | But don't you think I'd make a great catch?" | 1.4015 | 0.03699 | 269 | 178 | 74 | 17 |
440 | Thirty years on the job and they replace me with some big fish just out of school... | 1.4015 | 0.04022 | 269 | 187 | 56 | 26 |
441 | I'm telling you, pal, he was so big I couldn't get him outta the boat!! | 1.4015 | 0.03810 | 269 | 181 | 68 | 20 |
442 | I can’t believe she was using me for bait. | 1.4015 | 0.03846 | 269 | 182 | 66 | 21 |
443 | Rejected? She flushed me down the toilet! | 1.4015 | 0.03773 | 269 | 180 | 70 | 19 |
444 | It all started when they flushed me down the toilet! | 1.4007 | 0.03886 | 272 | 186 | 63 | 23 |
445 | Line 'em up. I've got a reputation to defend. | 1.4000 | 0.03811 | 265 | 178 | 68 | 19 |
446 | Water, straight. And keep 'em coming | 1.4000 | 0.03968 | 250 | 169 | 62 | 19 |
447 | It turned out to be just another line. | 1.4000 | 0.03773 | 265 | 177 | 70 | 18 |
448 | Set 'em up Joe_I've got a little tail you ought to know. | 1.3992 | 0.04015 | 263 | 182 | 57 | 24 |
449 | I am out celebrating my promotion. Tomorrow I am being featured as the ‘catch of the day’! | 1.3992 | 0.03675 | 263 | 173 | 75 | 15 |
450 | The problem is, I can’t drown my sorrows. | 1.3992 | 0.03942 | 263 | 180 | 61 | 22 |
451 | Call me Fishmael. | 1.3992 | 0.04122 | 263 | 185 | 51 | 27 |
452 | Okay one more shot, but this time I want a worm in it! | 1.3992 | 0.03868 | 263 | 178 | 65 | 20 |
453 | What do you mean, stewed to the gills? | 1.3992 | 0.03942 | 263 | 180 | 61 | 22 |
454 | I’m sick and tired of living my life in a fishbowl. | 1.3992 | 0.04030 | 248 | 169 | 59 | 20 |
455 | All men want these days is a nice piece of bass. | 1.3992 | 0.03948 | 248 | 167 | 63 | 18 |
456 | I’m beginning to feel somewhat out of my depth here... | 1.3992 | 0.03875 | 243 | 161 | 67 | 15 |
457 | Oh yeah? Well, you pour like a bald guy! | 1.3985 | 0.04180 | 261 | 185 | 48 | 28 |
458 | Just water, thanks. | 1.3985 | 0.03963 | 261 | 179 | 60 | 22 |
459 | Not too dry | 1.3984 | 0.03955 | 251 | 170 | 62 | 19 |
460 | Mezcal staight up, extra worm, hold the hook. | 1.3984 | 0.03995 | 251 | 171 | 60 | 20 |
461 | I'll admit it-I got hooked on one of your bar flies. | 1.3977 | 0.03869 | 259 | 175 | 65 | 19 |
462 | She was looking to hook up. I just wanted to troll. | 1.3977 | 0.03908 | 259 | 176 | 63 | 20 |
463 | No, I didn't WALK into a bar. | 1.3977 | 0.03869 | 259 | 175 | 65 | 19 |
464 | I've been told this is an upscale establishment. | 1.3977 | 0.03984 | 259 | 178 | 59 | 22 |
465 | How many times have YOU been caught and released? | 1.3977 | 0.03869 | 259 | 175 | 65 | 19 |
466 | They drained the swamp. | 1.3977 | 0.04167 | 259 | 183 | 49 | 27 |
467 | You know, we have a saying too: "You breathe like a human." It ain't a compliment. | 1.3977 | 0.03946 | 259 | 177 | 61 | 21 |
468 | And then she tells me she’s a pescatarian.” | 1.3977 | 0.03869 | 259 | 175 | 65 | 19 |
469 | Gimme a grasshopper. | 1.3977 | 0.04021 | 259 | 179 | 57 | 23 |
470 | If I could drown my sorrows underwater, I wouldn't be here. | 1.3977 | 0.03869 | 259 | 175 | 65 | 19 |
471 | Sorry. We only serve fish on Good Friday. | 1.3977 | 0.03869 | 259 | 175 | 65 | 19 |
472 | So glad you threw out the “no shirt, no shoes..” policy, Carl. | 1.3975 | 0.04116 | 244 | 168 | 55 | 21 |
473 | Personally, I happen to think sea level rise is a good thing. | 1.3975 | 0.04033 | 244 | 166 | 59 | 19 |
474 | Just the chips, no fish. | 1.3969 | 0.03928 | 257 | 175 | 62 | 20 |
475 | And then, BAM! It hits me...I DO drink like a fish!! So why fight it | 1.3969 | 0.04043 | 257 | 178 | 56 | 23 |
476 | At least I’m not drunk as a skunk | 1.3968 | 0.03943 | 252 | 171 | 62 | 19 |
477 | I'm getting out of the upstream-to-spawn grind; I found a nice quiet aquarium, complete with a little castle. | 1.3968 | 0.03743 | 247 | 162 | 72 | 13 |
478 | So this is what you call a dive bar? | 1.3966 | 0.04071 | 237 | 161 | 58 | 18 |
479 | So now I'm a fish out of bourbon too? | 1.3961 | 0.03988 | 255 | 175 | 59 | 21 |
480 | I want a martini ... and it BETTER NOT BE DRY! | 1.3961 | 0.03910 | 255 | 173 | 63 | 19 |
481 | Ten thousand gallons of water, neat, in your largest plastic bag. And don’t forget the twist. | 1.3961 | 0.03988 | 255 | 175 | 59 | 21 |
482 | You ever felt like a fish outta' water? | 1.3961 | 0.03536 | 255 | 164 | 81 | 10 |
483 | No salt on the rim, I'm fresh water. | 1.3959 | 0.03850 | 245 | 163 | 67 | 15 |
484 | Sorry, we only serve fish on Fridays | 1.3959 | 0.03978 | 245 | 166 | 61 | 18 |
485 | Humans would drink this much, too, if you spawned 6 thousand kids a year and any piece of food you bit into might be a hook. | 1.3951 | 0.04084 | 243 | 167 | 56 | 20 |
486 | A metaphor often feels like a fish out of water. But a simile sits quietly, drinking like a fish. | 1.3942 | 0.04149 | 241 | 167 | 53 | 21 |
487 | What's your poisson? | 1.3942 | 0.04149 | 241 | 167 | 53 | 21 |
488 | If a halibut calls, I’m not here. | 1.3942 | 0.04064 | 241 | 165 | 57 | 19 |
489 | This is really hard to explain, but I'm also going to need a bicycle. | 1.3939 | 0.04363 | 231 | 163 | 45 | 23 |
490 | I should've stayed in school. | 1.3937 | 0.03878 | 254 | 172 | 64 | 18 |
491 | .... tell me about it. I have more than 10,000 kids, and I don't have a good relationship with any of them! | 1.3937 | 0.03996 | 254 | 175 | 58 | 21 |
492 | And then I was up for the lead in 'Flipper," but no, they had to have a guy with a blowhole and a goofy accent. | 1.3937 | 0.04149 | 254 | 179 | 50 | 25 |
493 | And quit calling me 'Chum"! | 1.3937 | 0.03878 | 254 | 172 | 64 | 18 |
494 | And that's why I'm never going back to my old school. | 1.3933 | 0.04214 | 239 | 167 | 50 | 22 |
495 | Have I told you the one about how I got away? | 1.3933 | 0.04172 | 239 | 166 | 52 | 21 |
496 | Tab please, I think I'll head home, spawn and die now. | 1.3930 | 0.04257 | 229 | 159 | 50 | 20 |
497 | One fish, two fish, red fish, blue fish — doesn’t matter, I’ve slept with ‘em all. | 1.3929 | 0.03647 | 252 | 165 | 75 | 12 |
498 | I think I'll go with a white wine. | 1.3929 | 0.04057 | 252 | 175 | 55 | 22 |
499 | I just can't seem to keep my head above water. | 1.3922 | 0.03943 | 232 | 155 | 63 | 14 |
500 | I'm looking for a long-term relationship. I'm tired of being the one that got away. | 1.3920 | 0.03836 | 250 | 168 | 66 | 16 |
501 | Back in the day I was a beautiful mermaid. And then along came Ariel...that bitch. | 1.3919 | 0.04257 | 222 | 153 | 51 | 18 |
502 | Don’t say it! I can stop any time I want. | 1.3911 | 0.04062 | 248 | 172 | 55 | 21 |
503 | Yes I’m emotional, I flushed my wife today. Now pour me another. | 1.3911 | 0.04021 | 248 | 171 | 57 | 20 |
504 | She asked me to swim upstream with her. But I'm not that kind of a fish. | 1.3911 | 0.03981 | 248 | 170 | 59 | 19 |
505 | I just feel like life has no porpoise. | 1.3902 | 0.04244 | 246 | 175 | 46 | 25 |
506 | If they call from Fulton's, don't tell them I'm here. | 1.3902 | 0.04165 | 246 | 173 | 50 | 23 |
507 | Have you tried fish oil for that hair loss? | 1.3902 | 0.04084 | 246 | 171 | 54 | 21 |
508 | If it's Dory, I ain't here! | 1.3902 | 0.04084 | 246 | 171 | 54 | 21 |
509 | How do you know there are plenty of fish in the sea? | 1.3902 | 0.03876 | 246 | 166 | 64 | 16 |
510 | First of all, a fish can't walk into a bar. | 1.3902 | 0.03833 | 246 | 165 | 66 | 15 |
511 | Beefeaters please. | 1.3902 | 0.04165 | 246 | 173 | 50 | 23 |
512 | I'm waiting for my solemate." | 1.3902 | 0.04002 | 246 | 169 | 58 | 19 |
513 | Not too drunk to ride my bicycle. | 1.3902 | 0.04165 | 246 | 173 | 50 | 23 |
514 | Anything, as long as it's not on the rocks. | 1.3898 | 0.03941 | 236 | 159 | 62 | 15 |
515 | YOU wait an hour before swimming. | 1.3896 | 0.04227 | 231 | 161 | 50 | 20 |
516 | Do you have change for a fin? | 1.3896 | 0.03951 | 231 | 155 | 62 | 14 |
517 | Go Fish my ass, we're playing poker this time! | 1.3893 | 0.03939 | 244 | 166 | 61 | 17 |
518 | I started drinking after I dropped out of school | 1.3884 | 0.04088 | 242 | 168 | 54 | 20 |
519 | Don’t even get me started on pescatarians | 1.3884 | 0.04088 | 242 | 168 | 54 | 20 |
520 | Go easy - I'm already tanked. | 1.3884 | 0.04088 | 242 | 168 | 54 | 20 |
521 | I need a drink. I feel like a fish out of water. | 1.3884 | 0.04253 | 242 | 172 | 46 | 24 |
522 | Hence, the simile. | 1.3884 | 0.04088 | 242 | 168 | 54 | 20 |
523 | So she lays 50,000 eggs into a little pit in the gravel. Is that supposed to turn my crank? | 1.3884 | 0.03873 | 242 | 163 | 64 | 15 |
524 | Water and a large bowl. | 1.3884 | 0.03961 | 242 | 165 | 60 | 17 |
525 | Not everyone supports draining the swamp. | 1.3884 | 0.04004 | 242 | 166 | 58 | 18 |
526 | I’ll take a water with a splash of salt | 1.3884 | 0.04088 | 242 | 168 | 54 | 20 |
527 | I'm looking for Wanda. | 1.3884 | 0.04212 | 242 | 171 | 48 | 23 |
528 | Water. Keep it coming. | 1.3884 | 0.04004 | 242 | 166 | 58 | 18 |
529 | I'm telling you that guy was huge, at least eight feet tall and all muscle, but I pulled him right into the lake! | 1.3884 | 0.03829 | 242 | 162 | 66 | 14 |
530 | ....out of water. Good one. | 1.3884 | 0.04004 | 242 | 166 | 58 | 18 |
531 | Then I dropped out of school... | 1.3884 | 0.04171 | 242 | 170 | 50 | 22 |
532 | My wife made me shave mine off. | 1.3877 | 0.03896 | 227 | 151 | 64 | 12 |
533 | Donald Trump doesn't know the first thing about 'catch and release', believe me. | 1.3877 | 0.04323 | 227 | 160 | 46 | 21 |
534 | Drink like a fish? No, never heard that one before | 1.3875 | 0.03894 | 240 | 162 | 63 | 15 |
535 | That's enough for me. I have to swim home. | 1.3875 | 0.03894 | 240 | 162 | 63 | 15 |
536 | That's large mouth not big mouth. | 1.3875 | 0.03663 | 240 | 157 | 73 | 10 |
537 | What happened? You used to pack 'em in like sardines here. | 1.3875 | 0.03757 | 240 | 159 | 69 | 12 |
538 | I was sent to tell you one more missed payment and you’ll be swimming with me! | 1.3874 | 0.04371 | 191 | 129 | 50 | 12 |
539 | I bet you'd serve me if I were a mermaid. | 1.3874 | 0.04299 | 222 | 155 | 48 | 19 |
540 | It's an upstream battle. | 1.3874 | 0.04252 | 222 | 154 | 50 | 18 |
541 | Pretty soon I'll be tanked. | 1.3874 | 0.03953 | 222 | 148 | 62 | 12 |
542 | No, I'm not a fish out of water. I'm a fish out of bourbon. Another double, bartender. And pronto. | 1.3868 | 0.03990 | 243 | 167 | 58 | 18 |
543 | He left me high and dry. | 1.3866 | 0.03960 | 238 | 162 | 60 | 16 |
544 | Look he knew I was a GOLDFISH before he married me! | 1.3866 | 0.04092 | 238 | 165 | 54 | 19 |
545 | I came here for compliments | 1.3866 | 0.04344 | 238 | 171 | 42 | 25 |
546 | NO SALT! | 1.3864 | 0.04421 | 220 | 156 | 43 | 21 |
547 | Seen any hookers in here?" | 1.3859 | 0.04098 | 241 | 168 | 53 | 20 |
548 | What I'm saying is there's gotta be more to life than just "spawn and die". | 1.3859 | 0.03698 | 241 | 159 | 71 | 11 |
549 | Good to be here Joe, I almost didn't get away this time. | 1.3859 | 0.03836 | 241 | 162 | 65 | 14 |
550 | ...and that’s how I got hooked. | 1.3859 | 0.03925 | 241 | 164 | 61 | 16 |
551 | I don't mean to be Koi, Roy. Just listen to me. | 1.3857 | 0.04188 | 223 | 154 | 52 | 17 |
552 | I don't drive. Would you take my school I.D.? | 1.3857 | 0.04423 | 223 | 159 | 42 | 22 |
553 | If I'm home late again, she'll batter me. | 1.3853 | 0.04154 | 218 | 149 | 54 | 15 |
554 | She left when she saw I was farm raised. | 1.3850 | 0.03949 | 213 | 141 | 62 | 10 |
555 | I'm benthic. She's pelagic. It just didn't work out. | 1.3846 | 0.04180 | 208 | 141 | 54 | 13 |
556 | I'm telling you, it's not easy being the one who got away. | 1.3846 | 0.04003 | 234 | 160 | 58 | 16 |
557 | I’m in the neighborhood house hunting. In a few years this is going to be prime off-shore real estate. | 1.3846 | 0.04049 | 234 | 161 | 56 | 17 |
558 | Light on the tequila, heavy on the worm. | 1.3846 | 0.03816 | 234 | 156 | 66 | 12 |
559 | Put. Those. Straws. Away. | 1.3846 | 0.04854 | 143 | 95 | 41 | 7 |
560 | Hey we have the same haircut | 1.3846 | 0.04183 | 234 | 164 | 50 | 20 |
561 | Can’t take the thought of getting back to school | 1.3839 | 0.04026 | 224 | 152 | 58 | 14 |
562 | And it was after I swallowed two plastic straws in one day when I just said enough with the ocean, I'm out! | 1.3836 | 0.04337 | 219 | 154 | 46 | 19 |
563 | H2O up straight please! | 1.3833 | 0.04273 | 227 | 160 | 47 | 20 |
564 | "Do you serve fish on Fridays? Yes or no? | 1.3825 | 0.04364 | 217 | 153 | 45 | 19 |
565 | Long time no sea. | 1.3824 | 0.04345 | 204 | 141 | 48 | 15 |
566 | Just in here looking for a piece of bass | 1.3824 | 0.04455 | 204 | 143 | 44 | 17 |
567 | Damn right, I drink like a fish. | 1.3820 | 0.04192 | 233 | 164 | 49 | 20 |
568 | What do you mean no shoes no service? | 1.3820 | 0.03871 | 233 | 157 | 63 | 13 |
569 | I'm a fish out of alcohol. | 1.3820 | 0.04148 | 233 | 163 | 51 | 19 |
570 | I am looking for a worm. He is probably hiding in one of your tequila bottles. | 1.3820 | 0.04012 | 233 | 160 | 57 | 16 |
571 | The next guy who says "I bet you drink like a fish" gets a fin in the face! | 1.3820 | 0.04148 | 233 | 163 | 51 | 19 |
572 | Did I tell you about the time I dropped out of school? | 1.3820 | 0.03966 | 233 | 159 | 59 | 15 |
573 | I told you I could drink like a fish. | 1.3818 | 0.04223 | 220 | 153 | 50 | 17 |
574 | No way. I piss in the water. | 1.3813 | 0.05146 | 139 | 95 | 35 | 9 |
575 | No, I really mean it -- I'm not being koi! | 1.3812 | 0.04484 | 202 | 142 | 43 | 17 |
576 | Carp, carp, carp. That's all she does. | 1.3812 | 0.04316 | 202 | 139 | 49 | 14 |
577 | So, long story short, I kissed the mermaid. | 1.3810 | 0.03843 | 231 | 155 | 64 | 12 |
578 | Yeah? Well, we say "drunk as a bald bartender", so back atcha. | 1.3810 | 0.04261 | 231 | 164 | 46 | 21 |
579 | She said there were plenty of other fish in the sea | 1.3810 | 0.03744 | 231 | 153 | 68 | 10 |
580 | What was I two drinks ago? | 1.3810 | 0.04217 | 231 | 163 | 48 | 20 |
581 | Level with me - I'm washed up, aren't I? | 1.3810 | 0.03843 | 231 | 155 | 64 | 12 |
582 | What do you mean you don't serve fish? | 1.3810 | 0.04081 | 231 | 160 | 54 | 17 |
583 | There aren't. There aren't plenty of fish! | 1.3810 | 0.04034 | 231 | 159 | 56 | 16 |
584 | I also plan to smoke like a chimney. Wanna make something of it? | 1.3810 | 0.04217 | 231 | 163 | 48 | 20 |
585 | ... and don't go telling me there are other fish in the sea. | 1.3810 | 0.04217 | 231 | 163 | 48 | 20 |
586 | Yes, wise-guy, I'm the one that got away. | 1.3810 | 0.03940 | 231 | 157 | 60 | 14 |
587 | Trust me, there are not plenty of fish in the sea. | 1.3807 | 0.04045 | 218 | 148 | 57 | 13 |
588 | What do you mean my ID looks fishy? | 1.3805 | 0.03847 | 226 | 151 | 64 | 11 |
589 | I'm just tired of dating betas. | 1.3802 | 0.05282 | 121 | 81 | 34 | 6 |
590 | Are you trying to kill me? I said no salt on the rim! | 1.3802 | 0.05537 | 121 | 83 | 30 | 8 |
591 | Of course I want salt on that margarita. Do I look like a fresh water fish? | 1.3801 | 0.04109 | 221 | 152 | 54 | 15 |
592 | I'm not out of water, idiot, I'm out of whiskey! | 1.3801 | 0.04304 | 221 | 156 | 46 | 19 |
593 | Koi, not coy. | 1.3799 | 0.04242 | 229 | 162 | 47 | 20 |
594 | You got anything to nibble on? | 1.3799 | 0.04196 | 229 | 161 | 49 | 19 |
595 | You know I don't have to come HERE to get polluted. | 1.3799 | 0.04151 | 229 | 160 | 51 | 18 |
596 | I guess you don't recognize me. I used to be small and orange. | 1.3790 | 0.04183 | 219 | 152 | 51 | 16 |
597 | He scribbled down his number and said, "Call me, Ishmael," but I knew he was just feeding me a line. | 1.3789 | 0.04500 | 190 | 132 | 44 | 14 |
598 | Your window says you serve fish. | 1.3789 | 0.03885 | 227 | 153 | 62 | 12 |
599 | I've learned to live with it -- a few drinks, and I get all Koi | 1.3789 | 0.04080 | 227 | 157 | 54 | 16 |
600 | I'm fixing to get stewed to the gills. | 1.3789 | 0.04267 | 227 | 161 | 46 | 20 |
601 | That last martini was too dry. | 1.3789 | 0.03984 | 227 | 155 | 58 | 14 |
602 | No shit, Sherlock. | 1.3789 | 0.04175 | 227 | 159 | 50 | 18 |
603 | I'm telling you, it's sink or swim out there. | 1.3789 | 0.04128 | 227 | 158 | 52 | 17 |
604 | It's not against the law to drink and swim, so don't start telling me when you think I've had enough! | 1.3789 | 0.04032 | 227 | 156 | 56 | 15 |
605 | Evolution is fake news | 1.3781 | 0.04210 | 201 | 137 | 52 | 12 |
606 | A fish out of water ALWAYS drinks like a fish. | 1.3779 | 0.04407 | 217 | 155 | 42 | 20 |
607 | Skip the drink. I'll have just a grasshopper. | 1.3778 | 0.04200 | 225 | 158 | 49 | 18 |
608 | Ha, ha. ‘Drink like a fish’, never heard that one before. | 1.3778 | 0.04104 | 225 | 156 | 53 | 16 |
609 | Louie, you now know how pickled herring become pickled herring. | 1.3778 | 0.04055 | 225 | 155 | 55 | 15 |
610 | Things are great! No hard feelings about flushing me down the toilet. | 1.3778 | 0.04152 | 225 | 157 | 51 | 17 |
611 | These shots are good, but I really want more of those barflies. | 1.3778 | 0.04055 | 225 | 155 | 55 | 15 |
612 | I’m a fish out of water, and I’m out of water. | 1.3778 | 0.04055 | 225 | 155 | 55 | 15 |
613 | Ariel changed, man. She really changed. | 1.3776 | 0.04842 | 143 | 96 | 40 | 7 |
614 | I'm perched. | 1.3776 | 0.04220 | 196 | 133 | 52 | 11 |
615 | Don’t worry, I have a designated swimmer. | 1.3773 | 0.03748 | 220 | 145 | 67 | 8 |
616 | I can't believe she left me for that cod. | 1.3769 | 0.04115 | 199 | 134 | 55 | 10 |
617 | But, man, she was one alluring hooker. | 1.3767 | 0.04234 | 215 | 150 | 49 | 16 |
618 | Polar ice caps are melting, oceans are warming and food supply is dwindling - so don't tell me to calm down! | 1.3767 | 0.04336 | 215 | 152 | 45 | 18 |
619 | Dropped out of my school, and never looked back! | 1.3767 | 0.04177 | 223 | 156 | 50 | 17 |
620 | I'll have a scotch and water. Lots of water. | 1.3767 | 0.04177 | 223 | 156 | 50 | 17 |
621 | Dropping out of my school to pursue soccer was my first mistake! I'm too afraid of the net. | 1.3767 | 0.04177 | 223 | 156 | 50 | 17 |
622 | It's me, Harry. I'm the victim of a phishing scam. | 1.3767 | 0.04319 | 223 | 159 | 44 | 20 |
623 | So that’s when she said she had it up the gills with me. | 1.3767 | 0.04177 | 223 | 156 | 50 | 17 |
624 | Just for fun - sparkling water | 1.3767 | 0.04029 | 223 | 153 | 56 | 14 |
625 | You hear the one about the shark, the dolphin and the manta ray swim into a sand bar? | 1.3767 | 0.04225 | 223 | 157 | 48 | 18 |
626 | Can you switch the TV to the Marlins game? | 1.3762 | 0.04310 | 202 | 140 | 48 | 14 |
627 | I don't understand. Her dating profile said she liked swimmers bodies. | 1.3762 | 0.04532 | 202 | 144 | 40 | 18 |
628 | I'd like a barfly. | 1.3762 | 0.04194 | 202 | 138 | 52 | 12 |
629 | Do you have paper straws? | 1.3756 | 0.04614 | 197 | 141 | 38 | 18 |
630 | Of all the gin joints in the world,I have to walk into the only one that sells sushi. | 1.3756 | 0.04298 | 221 | 157 | 45 | 19 |
631 | ...and right in the middle of it all, she calls me NEMO! | 1.3756 | 0.04001 | 221 | 151 | 57 | 13 |
632 | I'm gonna need a designated swimmer. | 1.3756 | 0.03949 | 221 | 150 | 59 | 12 |
633 | Come on... just one more for the river. | 1.3756 | 0.04152 | 221 | 154 | 51 | 16 |
634 | Last time I saw her, she said she’d drop me a line. I should have known then it was over. | 1.3756 | 0.03790 | 221 | 147 | 65 | 9 |
635 | Oh yeah, wiseguy? And what, pray tell, SHOULD I be drinking like? | 1.3756 | 0.04202 | 221 | 155 | 49 | 17 |
636 | And then I says to the guy, I says - Joe, they got you hook, line and sinker. | 1.3756 | 0.04102 | 221 | 153 | 53 | 15 |
637 | You don't serve fish huh? Then give me a hamburger. | 1.3756 | 0.04250 | 221 | 156 | 47 | 18 |
638 | She had me hook, line and sinker. | 1.3756 | 0.04001 | 221 | 151 | 57 | 13 |
639 | I'm celebrating my anniversary. I'm the one that got away. | 1.3756 | 0.03844 | 221 | 148 | 63 | 10 |
640 | A tuna, a grouper, and a shark walk into a bar .... | 1.3756 | 0.04393 | 221 | 159 | 41 | 21 |
641 | I only seem koi. | 1.3756 | 0.04250 | 221 | 156 | 47 | 18 |
642 | ...My old man just got sent up the river. | 1.3756 | 0.03949 | 221 | 150 | 59 | 12 |
643 | Yes, I'm new here - fresh off the boat as a matter of fact. | 1.3756 | 0.04001 | 221 | 151 | 57 | 13 |
644 | Yes, I'm carping. What did you expect? | 1.3756 | 0.04001 | 221 | 151 | 57 | 13 |
645 | I'm not driving, thank you. I rode my bicycle. | 1.3756 | 0.04052 | 221 | 152 | 55 | 14 |
646 | Set me up with a double water and keep em coming. | 1.3756 | 0.04102 | 221 | 153 | 53 | 15 |
647 | keep them coming -- if I pass out, you can hang me out to dry. | 1.3756 | 0.04250 | 221 | 156 | 47 | 18 |
648 | I don’t care if you believe it or not. Ancestry.com says that you’re my father! | 1.3756 | 0.04393 | 221 | 159 | 41 | 21 |
649 | One more, then flush me home. | 1.3756 | 0.04346 | 221 | 158 | 43 | 20 |
650 | Tonight I’m getting tanked. | 1.3756 | 0.04152 | 221 | 154 | 51 | 16 |
651 | On the rocks? What am I, a starfish? | 1.3750 | 0.04277 | 208 | 145 | 48 | 15 |
652 | I was told this is a dive bar. | 1.3744 | 0.04024 | 219 | 150 | 56 | 13 |
653 | Listen, we're all fish out of water now. | 1.3744 | 0.04127 | 219 | 152 | 52 | 15 |
654 | Scaling back just rubs me the wrong way. | 1.3744 | 0.04227 | 219 | 154 | 48 | 17 |
655 | I tried that line, but she still wouldn’t bite. | 1.3744 | 0.04024 | 219 | 150 | 56 | 13 |
656 | If I pass out, call a taxi instead of flushing me down the toilet. | 1.3744 | 0.04075 | 219 | 151 | 54 | 14 |
657 | No, I REALLY need to get tanked. | 1.3744 | 0.04127 | 219 | 152 | 52 | 15 |
658 | Yeah, well you’re bald. | 1.3744 | 0.04373 | 219 | 157 | 42 | 20 |
659 | One disadvantage is we cannot drown our sorrows | 1.3744 | 0.04276 | 219 | 155 | 46 | 18 |
660 | Seriously, I’m think about going back to school. | 1.3744 | 0.03998 | 203 | 136 | 58 | 9 |
661 | Please, don’t start with the “there are other fish in the sea” speech... | 1.3741 | 0.05234 | 139 | 97 | 32 | 10 |
662 | You don't have a fishbowl? How about a fish platter, then?" (By Beatriz Whitford, age 7, Chicago IL | 1.3736 | 0.04637 | 174 | 121 | 41 | 12 |
663 | I invited Sandra out - but she’s a little koi | 1.3733 | 0.03994 | 217 | 148 | 57 | 12 |
664 | It was her fishnet stockings that hooked me... | 1.3731 | 0.05471 | 134 | 95 | 28 | 11 |
665 | One more for the stream | 1.3731 | 0.04489 | 201 | 143 | 41 | 17 |
666 | I'm waiting for my friend, Gefilte. The Putz is always late! | 1.3727 | 0.04111 | 220 | 153 | 52 | 15 |
667 | No sir, I'll know I've hit bottom when I see the flounder. | 1.3721 | 0.04176 | 215 | 150 | 50 | 15 |
668 | I'm a fish out of bourbon. | 1.3721 | 0.04279 | 215 | 152 | 46 | 17 |
669 | Water! Make it a double! And keep 'em coming! | 1.3721 | 0.04124 | 215 | 149 | 52 | 14 |
670 | My mortgage is underwater. | 1.3719 | 0.04229 | 199 | 137 | 50 | 12 |
671 | I'll have one more for the river. | 1.3719 | 0.04229 | 199 | 137 | 50 | 12 |
672 | I hate facing the parents at "back to school" night. | 1.3719 | 0.04685 | 199 | 145 | 34 | 20 |
673 | No! My name’s not Wanda. | 1.3711 | 0.04239 | 194 | 133 | 50 | 11 |
674 | Thank you, I'm flattered. But you need to know that my husband is a plastic sturgeon. | 1.3711 | 0.04239 | 194 | 133 | 50 | 11 |
675 | Yeah, and I smoke like a chimney, too. | 1.3711 | 0.04484 | 194 | 137 | 42 | 15 |
676 | I always feel safer in a vegan bar. | 1.3709 | 0.04201 | 213 | 149 | 49 | 15 |
677 | Got any 12 year old Hudson River back there? | 1.3709 | 0.04201 | 213 | 149 | 49 | 15 |
678 | Think about it - why call it Earth and not Planet Ocean? | 1.3706 | 0.04435 | 197 | 139 | 43 | 15 |
679 | Of course I drink like a fish! What else would I drink like?! | 1.3706 | 0.04493 | 197 | 140 | 41 | 16 |
680 | To the gills, Manny. To the gills. | 1.3706 | 0.04376 | 197 | 138 | 45 | 14 |
681 | Hey Bartender, I'm outta water here. | 1.3706 | 0.04435 | 197 | 139 | 43 | 15 |
682 | I drink like a fish? Oh, that's hilarious. I've never heard that one before. | 1.3706 | 0.04493 | 197 | 140 | 41 | 16 |
683 | You don't happen to have some of those cute little Goldfish Crackers do you? | 1.3706 | 0.04376 | 197 | 138 | 45 | 14 |
684 | Well, I am a fish so yes I drink like one. | 1.3706 | 0.04493 | 197 | 140 | 41 | 16 |
685 | So, a fish walks into a bar and says to the barkeep: 'Have I got a tale for you'. | 1.3702 | 0.04046 | 208 | 142 | 55 | 11 |
686 | ... so then that she called me a bottom feeder and spawned with some bass player! | 1.3700 | 0.04388 | 200 | 141 | 44 | 15 |
687 | This is who I am. I don't play koi. | 1.3700 | 0.04445 | 200 | 142 | 42 | 16 |
688 | You know, where I'm from, the drinks are free. | 1.3700 | 0.04388 | 200 | 141 | 44 | 15 |
689 | Fish? We prefer "Underwater Americans". | 1.3696 | 0.04523 | 184 | 129 | 42 | 13 |
690 | We only serve fish of Fridays | 1.3695 | 0.04397 | 203 | 144 | 43 | 16 |
691 | Is this my dream or is it yours, Phil. If it's mine, give me another gin and tonic. | 1.3688 | 0.05074 | 141 | 98 | 34 | 9 |
692 | Betas can be alphas too, chum! | 1.3682 | 0.04312 | 201 | 141 | 46 | 14 |
693 | My first choice was “screw like a rabbit,” next was “eat like a pig,” but they gave me this simile. | 1.3682 | 0.04370 | 201 | 142 | 44 | 15 |
694 | Do you know a fish called Wanda? | 1.3682 | 0.04254 | 201 | 140 | 48 | 13 |
695 | I'll have one for the roe. | 1.3682 | 0.04195 | 201 | 139 | 50 | 12 |
696 | No, I'm not a fish out of water, I'm a fish out of Scotch - fill em all up please! | 1.3679 | 0.04315 | 212 | 151 | 44 | 17 |
697 | It's not easy being orange these days! | 1.3673 | 0.04266 | 196 | 136 | 48 | 12 |
698 | I'm here to feed the stereotype. | 1.3671 | 0.04169 | 207 | 144 | 50 | 13 |
699 | Who invites a fish to a dry wedding? | 1.3671 | 0.04280 | 207 | 146 | 46 | 15 |
700 | And I'm sick of those "Roe vs. Wade" jokes! | 1.3671 | 0.04334 | 207 | 147 | 44 | 16 |
701 | I'll have a Grasshopper, please. | 1.3671 | 0.04169 | 207 | 144 | 50 | 13 |
702 | Funny, where I come from, they say I drink like an Wall Street trader. | 1.3671 | 0.04224 | 207 | 145 | 48 | 14 |
703 | “Turns out I do need a bicycle after all.” | 1.3671 | 0.04441 | 207 | 149 | 40 | 18 |
704 | Thanks for letting me off the hook tonight. | 1.3671 | 0.04334 | 207 | 147 | 44 | 16 |
705 | The key, Bill, is everything in moderation. Don't get hooked. | 1.3671 | 0.03996 | 207 | 141 | 56 | 10 |
706 | Water. With a splash of scotch. | 1.3671 | 0.04224 | 207 | 145 | 48 | 14 |
707 | I'm meeting a mermaid for drinks. | 1.3671 | 0.04388 | 207 | 148 | 42 | 17 |
708 | What? You said a fin would cover it! | 1.3671 | 0.04224 | 207 | 145 | 48 | 14 |
709 | Which part of "wet Martini" do you not understand? | 1.3669 | 0.05221 | 139 | 98 | 31 | 10 |
710 | You’re from Martha’s Vineyard, Louie? Me too, I went to school there. | 1.3668 | 0.04281 | 199 | 139 | 47 | 13 |
711 | And I fell for her lies, hook, line, and sinker" | 1.3668 | 0.04398 | 199 | 141 | 43 | 15 |
712 | There’s plenty of fish to in the sea, she says. And that’s when it hits me: Hey, this ain’t just a saying. | 1.3668 | 0.04398 | 199 | 141 | 43 | 15 |
713 | Look, I’ve heard every “drinks like a fish joke”, OK | 1.3668 | 0.04398 | 199 | 141 | 43 | 15 |
714 | Did I ever tell you about the one I got away from? | 1.3665 | 0.04587 | 191 | 137 | 38 | 16 |
715 | OK, I'll take the bait, who DO I remind you of? | 1.3665 | 0.04465 | 191 | 135 | 42 | 14 |
716 | Lou, would I lie to you? I'm fine to dive home tonight. | 1.3662 | 0.03977 | 213 | 146 | 56 | 11 |
717 | Do I judge you? I do not. | 1.3662 | 0.05239 | 142 | 101 | 30 | 11 |
718 | Don’t gimme “there’s plenty of fish in the sea” nonsense. | 1.3659 | 0.04416 | 205 | 147 | 41 | 17 |
719 | Oh yeah? Well you serve like a bartender! | 1.3659 | 0.04307 | 205 | 145 | 45 | 15 |
720 | They're always asking,"where's Nemo",never "how's Nemo." | 1.3659 | 0.04523 | 205 | 149 | 37 | 19 |
721 | And another thing...don't call me "chum" anymore. | 1.3659 | 0.04307 | 205 | 145 | 45 | 15 |
722 | What’s the drink that comes with a worm? | 1.3659 | 0.04194 | 205 | 143 | 49 | 13 |
723 | My doctor said to stay hydrated. | 1.3659 | 0.04251 | 205 | 144 | 47 | 14 |
724 | You're baiting me. | 1.3659 | 0.04194 | 205 | 143 | 49 | 13 |
725 | Yes, I know I'm a cliché. | 1.3659 | 0.04251 | 205 | 144 | 47 | 14 |
726 | I don't drink like a fish; but my father, there was a fish who could drink. | 1.3659 | 0.04362 | 205 | 146 | 43 | 16 |
727 | Yeah? Well there's a good reason why I carp about everything! | 1.3659 | 0.04194 | 205 | 143 | 49 | 13 |
728 | Oh, YOU don't like it when people knock on the table to get your attention?!? | 1.3659 | 0.04416 | 205 | 147 | 41 | 17 |
729 | So I'm talking out of school - so what? | 1.3659 | 0.04307 | 205 | 145 | 45 | 15 |
730 | Listen, Larry, you try growing up a giant, anthropomorphized carp and see if you don’t toss back a few too many from time to time. | 1.3659 | 0.04362 | 205 | 146 | 43 | 16 |
731 | I used to be a small fish in a big pond, but now. . . | 1.3659 | 0.04251 | 205 | 144 | 47 | 14 |
732 | Yeah and you breathe like a mammal! | 1.3659 | 0.04137 | 205 | 142 | 51 | 12 |
733 | A rabbi and a priest suggested I come in here. | 1.3659 | 0.04194 | 205 | 143 | 49 | 13 |
734 | So a perch, a minnow, and a rabbitfish go into a bar... | 1.3659 | 0.04307 | 205 | 145 | 45 | 15 |
735 | Let me tell ya about being a big fish in a small pond. | 1.3659 | 0.04019 | 205 | 140 | 55 | 10 |
736 | Tell the ladies I'm the catch of the day. | 1.3655 | 0.04309 | 197 | 138 | 46 | 13 |
737 | I got here on my bicycle." | 1.3654 | 0.04527 | 208 | 152 | 36 | 20 |
738 | Actually, learning to sit on a bar stool was harder than learning to drink from a glass. | 1.3652 | 0.05430 | 115 | 79 | 30 | 6 |
739 | And then I'm going to need you to pour it over my gills. | 1.3651 | 0.04496 | 189 | 134 | 41 | 14 |
740 | How many more shots is it going to take to get to that worm? | 1.3651 | 0.04432 | 189 | 133 | 43 | 13 |
741 | Drowning my sorrows just isn't working for me | 1.3650 | 0.04846 | 137 | 93 | 38 | 6 |
742 | If it's got a worm, I'll drink it! | 1.3649 | 0.04220 | 211 | 149 | 47 | 15 |
743 | Give Me one for my baby and one more for the roe | 1.3649 | 0.04529 | 211 | 155 | 35 | 21 |
744 | Do you have any of those gold fish crackers? | 1.3649 | 0.04056 | 211 | 146 | 53 | 12 |
745 | ...and you drink like a bald guy with a moustache! | 1.3649 | 0.04056 | 211 | 146 | 53 | 12 |
746 | Pick my poisson. | 1.3649 | 0.04166 | 211 | 148 | 49 | 14 |
747 | I’m telling you- she was the one that got away. | 1.3649 | 0.04273 | 211 | 150 | 45 | 16 |
748 | Hook me up. | 1.3646 | 0.04384 | 192 | 135 | 44 | 13 |
749 | I am not making this up. He was the biggest guy I ever caught. At least 14 feet tall. | 1.3645 | 0.04220 | 203 | 142 | 48 | 13 |
750 | People tell me I'm quite a catch. | 1.3645 | 0.04220 | 203 | 142 | 48 | 13 |
751 | Ain't no bigger fish to fry than me, pal. | 1.3645 | 0.04220 | 203 | 142 | 48 | 13 |
752 | Fish out of water? No, I’m a fish out of bourbon. Now pour me another! | 1.3645 | 0.03920 | 203 | 137 | 58 | 8 |
753 | If my wife calls, I’m not here. She doesn’t like my getting tanked. | 1.3645 | 0.04220 | 203 | 142 | 48 | 13 |
754 | Sometimes I really do feel that I need a bicycle. | 1.3645 | 0.04445 | 203 | 146 | 40 | 17 |
755 | So, first off, how am I supposed to ‘walk’ into a bar? | 1.3645 | 0.04162 | 203 | 141 | 50 | 12 |
756 | Ten billion years of evolution and I still can’t frickin’ walk! | 1.3641 | 0.04579 | 184 | 131 | 39 | 14 |
757 | I'm very old school. | 1.3641 | 0.04447 | 184 | 129 | 43 | 12 |
758 | Say it and you Die. | 1.3641 | 0.04707 | 184 | 133 | 35 | 16 |
759 | It was the worm that caught my attention at first, but now I'm hooked on tequila. | 1.3641 | 0.04337 | 195 | 137 | 45 | 13 |
760 | ...and make it dry this time | 1.3636 | 0.04170 | 198 | 137 | 50 | 11 |
761 | Sheesh, not all mackerels are holy. | 1.3632 | 0.04246 | 201 | 141 | 47 | 13 |
762 | This stuff goes right through me. | 1.3632 | 0.04305 | 201 | 142 | 45 | 14 |
763 | I'm not eating tonight, afraid of getting caught. | 1.3632 | 0.04128 | 201 | 139 | 51 | 11 |
764 | I'm outta water. | 1.3632 | 0.04246 | 201 | 141 | 47 | 13 |
765 | I’m telling you, the hook was this big. | 1.3632 | 0.04475 | 201 | 145 | 39 | 17 |
766 | I’d like one for my baby, and one more for the roe. | 1.3632 | 0.04246 | 201 | 141 | 47 | 13 |
767 | She got the castle in the divorce | 1.3632 | 0.04305 | 201 | 142 | 45 | 14 |
768 | I just wanna get tanked. | 1.3632 | 0.04128 | 201 | 139 | 51 | 11 |
769 | Yeah, I’m the one that got away! | 1.3632 | 0.04285 | 190 | 132 | 47 | 11 |
770 | I'm going to need a bigger glass. | 1.3626 | 0.04198 | 182 | 124 | 50 | 8 |
771 | Is it red or white that goes with fish? | 1.3622 | 0.04559 | 185 | 132 | 39 | 14 |
772 | So Aquaman gets top billing and a cut of the gross. Me? Union minimum. | 1.3622 | 0.04559 | 185 | 132 | 39 | 14 |
773 | You do realize it’s physically impossible to drown my sorrows. | 1.3618 | 0.04153 | 199 | 138 | 50 | 11 |
774 | Actually Mario, I feel like carp. | 1.3618 | 0.04332 | 199 | 141 | 44 | 14 |
775 | So I told the genie I'd make one more wish just for the "hell of it", but he heard "halibut". | 1.3618 | 0.04448 | 199 | 143 | 40 | 16 |
776 | I thought this was a wet bar! | 1.3618 | 0.04091 | 199 | 137 | 52 | 10 |
777 | I am the story | 1.3618 | 0.04091 | 199 | 137 | 52 | 10 |
778 | Hey, I would be home now if I wanted to drown my sorrows! | 1.3618 | 0.04153 | 199 | 138 | 50 | 11 |
779 | Well what did you expect? Of course I drink like a fish. | 1.3617 | 0.04379 | 188 | 132 | 44 | 12 |
780 | I'm telling you, the fisherman was only this tall. Maybe seven inches, tops. Craziest thing I've ever seen. | 1.3604 | 0.04419 | 197 | 141 | 41 | 15 |
781 | What?! This isn't a wet bar? | 1.3604 | 0.04240 | 197 | 138 | 47 | 12 |
782 | I'll just have my usual, sex on the beach. | 1.3604 | 0.04478 | 197 | 142 | 39 | 16 |
783 | That's drink AS a fish. | 1.3604 | 0.04535 | 197 | 143 | 37 | 17 |
784 | Where did you think the expression "Drinks like a fish" came from? | 1.3604 | 0.04240 | 197 | 138 | 47 | 12 |
785 | That’s highly offensive. How would you like it if I said you drink like a human? | 1.3604 | 0.04478 | 197 | 142 | 39 | 16 |
786 | Back in the day, a fish could get a drink in this place without the third degree. | 1.3604 | 0.04360 | 197 | 140 | 43 | 14 |
787 | And no, I did not sleep with Luca Brasi. | 1.3604 | 0.04592 | 197 | 144 | 35 | 18 |
788 | ...so she says, You never take me anywhere...we just swim around in circles and I'm like, Circles? - it's a square glass pool....and she's like.... | 1.3600 | 0.04196 | 200 | 140 | 48 | 12 |
789 | You try watching all your friends get flushed and see how you cope. | 1.3600 | 0.04314 | 200 | 142 | 44 | 14 |
790 | So he trolled me for a week thinking I was a grouper! | 1.3590 | 0.04267 | 195 | 137 | 46 | 12 |
791 | So then Kafka said to me ... | 1.3590 | 0.04328 | 195 | 138 | 44 | 13 |
792 | No. Sagittarius. | 1.3590 | 0.04449 | 195 | 140 | 40 | 15 |
793 | Would you happen to have a spare bathtub I could crash in? | 1.3590 | 0.04508 | 195 | 141 | 38 | 16 |
794 | Tequila summer cocktail, please. Leave the worm. | 1.3590 | 0.04389 | 195 | 139 | 42 | 14 |
795 | Just one. I'm drying out. | 1.3587 | 0.04438 | 184 | 130 | 42 | 12 |
796 | Yeah I know.And I look like one too! | 1.3587 | 0.04570 | 184 | 132 | 38 | 14 |
797 | I”ll have a tequila and put the worm on a hook” | 1.3587 | 0.04505 | 184 | 131 | 40 | 13 |
798 | Looks like a fish, swims like a fish, drinks like a fish....buddy I must be a fish! | 1.3587 | 0.04570 | 184 | 132 | 38 | 14 |
799 | Say, you wouldn't know where I could find someone to hook up with? | 1.3587 | 0.04505 | 184 | 131 | 40 | 13 |
800 | Just give me anything with a couple of sardines in it. | 1.3587 | 0.04505 | 184 | 131 | 40 | 13 |
801 | Salt the rim. | 1.3587 | 0.04505 | 184 | 131 | 40 | 13 |
802 | Hey, mouth breather, how 'bout another round? | 1.3587 | 0.04371 | 184 | 129 | 44 | 11 |
803 | No, we met IN the net, and it was NOT a hook-up. | 1.3587 | 0.04233 | 184 | 127 | 48 | 9 |
804 | Don't tell me I've had enough. You're the guy talking to a fish! | 1.3587 | 0.04438 | 184 | 130 | 42 | 12 |
805 | Well, I like coming here because you DO water down the drinks. | 1.3587 | 0.04371 | 184 | 129 | 44 | 11 |
806 | No plastic straws | 1.3586 | 0.04516 | 198 | 144 | 37 | 17 |
807 | You try paying for a private school. | 1.3586 | 0.04342 | 198 | 141 | 43 | 14 |
808 | I only drink for the oxygen. | 1.3586 | 0.04342 | 198 | 141 | 43 | 14 |
809 | There were too many fish in the sea... | 1.3586 | 0.04459 | 198 | 143 | 39 | 16 |
810 | No, I won't stop carping about the environment. It's who I am. | 1.3575 | 0.04231 | 193 | 135 | 47 | 11 |
811 | Two more shots, then I'll tell you about the time I met Moby Dick. | 1.3575 | 0.04357 | 193 | 137 | 43 | 13 |
812 | Listen, pal, I can always tell when someone's watering down my drinks! | 1.3571 | 0.04668 | 182 | 132 | 35 | 15 |
813 | The hook-up culture really doesn’t work for me. | 1.3571 | 0.04469 | 182 | 129 | 41 | 12 |
814 | Aquarius. You? | 1.3571 | 0.04331 | 182 | 127 | 45 | 10 |
815 | Listen pal, if you're not at the bar you're on the menu. | 1.3571 | 0.04536 | 182 | 130 | 39 | 13 |
816 | Yeah? Well you bartend like a human! | 1.3571 | 0.04733 | 182 | 133 | 33 | 16 |
817 | Being out of water is nothing. Why are YOU out of scotch?! | 1.3571 | 0.04668 | 182 | 132 | 35 | 15 |
818 | Float like a butterfly, drink like a fish. | 1.3571 | 0.04469 | 182 | 129 | 41 | 12 |
819 | Don't worry, pal, I'll just swim home. | 1.3560 | 0.04193 | 191 | 133 | 48 | 10 |
820 | Me? Just another koi meets girl, koi loses girl story. | 1.3560 | 0.04630 | 191 | 140 | 34 | 17 |
821 | And leave the bottle. I just got out of the tank. | 1.3560 | 0.04322 | 191 | 135 | 44 | 12 |
822 | I need water, lots of it, and a taxi to the river. | 1.3560 | 0.04059 | 191 | 131 | 52 | 8 |
823 | Give me one for my baby, and one for the roe. | 1.3560 | 0.04747 | 191 | 142 | 30 | 19 |
824 | I need a bicycle. | 1.3557 | 0.04578 | 194 | 142 | 35 | 17 |
825 | Are you serving the little goldfish snacks? | 1.3556 | 0.04288 | 180 | 125 | 46 | 9 |
826 | A Jesus fish, Gefilte fish, and Angelfish walk into a sand bar... | 1.3556 | 0.04636 | 180 | 130 | 36 | 14 |
827 | The truth is, I'm kind of afraid of drying out. | 1.3556 | 0.04500 | 180 | 128 | 40 | 12 |
828 | Make it a double. I've been totally underwater at work. | 1.3553 | 0.04411 | 197 | 142 | 40 | 15 |
829 | Do I want a straw!? Are you trying to kill me!? | 1.3552 | 0.04582 | 183 | 132 | 37 | 14 |
830 | Shark Week, Shark Week, Shark Week - what about Goldfish Week? | 1.3552 | 0.04516 | 183 | 131 | 39 | 13 |
831 | You shoulda seen the size of that fisherman! | 1.3552 | 0.04516 | 183 | 131 | 39 | 13 |
832 | I know what you're thinking and I already resent it. | 1.3552 | 0.04582 | 183 | 132 | 37 | 14 |
833 | I don’t know, sometimes I just feel like a fish out of water. | 1.3552 | 0.04449 | 183 | 130 | 41 | 12 |
834 | Sometimes I just feel like a fish out of water. | 1.3552 | 0.04516 | 183 | 131 | 39 | 13 |
835 | When my wife told me there were a lot more fish in the pond I knew it was over. | 1.3552 | 0.04516 | 183 | 131 | 39 | 13 |
836 | Of course I drink like a fish. | 1.3552 | 0.04774 | 183 | 135 | 31 | 17 |
837 | Look, sir, I've been way more tanked than this! | 1.3552 | 0.04381 | 183 | 129 | 43 | 11 |
838 | If I drank like a fish, do you think I'd be hanging out in this dive? | 1.3551 | 0.04802 | 138 | 95 | 37 | 6 |
839 | What do you mean you don't get it? The lobster was a ventriloquist. | 1.3545 | 0.04219 | 189 | 132 | 47 | 10 |
840 | My wife just left me and my business is underwater. | 1.3543 | 0.05065 | 127 | 88 | 33 | 6 |
841 | Yeah? Well, you drink like a little bald man. | 1.3536 | 0.04547 | 181 | 130 | 38 | 13 |
842 | No, I don't drink water! Fish have sex in it. | 1.3526 | 0.04066 | 190 | 131 | 51 | 8 |
843 | And I'll know if it's watered down. | 1.3526 | 0.04267 | 190 | 134 | 45 | 11 |
844 | In retrospect, I should NOT have taken the kids to see the sharks. | 1.3526 | 0.03927 | 190 | 129 | 55 | 6 |
845 | I'm a fish, what kind of handshake did you expect. | 1.3523 | 0.04285 | 193 | 137 | 44 | 12 |
846 | So my problem is, I can hold my liquor, I just can't hold my water. | 1.3523 | 0.04530 | 193 | 141 | 36 | 16 |
847 | …..no, I didn’t get the job. The guy said I had a weak handshake.” | 1.3520 | 0.04369 | 179 | 126 | 43 | 10 |
848 | I, too, was once peed on by a Russian. | 1.3511 | 0.04489 | 188 | 136 | 38 | 14 |
849 | Your sign lured me in. | 1.3511 | 0.04227 | 188 | 132 | 46 | 10 |
850 | ...and don’t water it down.... | 1.3500 | 0.04624 | 160 | 113 | 38 | 9 |
851 | They sent me a dead mobster wrapped in newspaper, like that's gonna scare me or somethin'. | 1.3497 | 0.04572 | 183 | 133 | 36 | 14 |
852 | Do you have something that goes well with fish? | 1.3497 | 0.04572 | 183 | 133 | 36 | 14 |
853 | If you see him, tell him the one that got away is looking for him. | 1.3497 | 0.04301 | 183 | 129 | 44 | 10 |
854 | So a catfish, a bass and a shark walk into a bar... | 1.3497 | 0.04572 | 183 | 133 | 36 | 14 |
855 | What’s your best water? | 1.3497 | 0.04506 | 183 | 132 | 38 | 13 |
856 | I can’t believe it, Jimmy. She left me for a Betta male. | 1.3497 | 0.04506 | 183 | 132 | 38 | 13 |
857 | I am not fishing for a compliment. I just want a drink. | 1.3497 | 0.04439 | 183 | 131 | 40 | 12 |
858 | "Let 'em try to drain the swamp! | 1.3497 | 0.04572 | 183 | 133 | 36 | 14 |
859 | It's sink or swim out there. | 1.3497 | 0.04439 | 183 | 131 | 40 | 12 |
860 | Bartender, call me a crab. | 1.3497 | 0.04637 | 183 | 134 | 34 | 15 |
861 | I just dare you to say it! I dare you! | 1.3497 | 0.04572 | 183 | 133 | 36 | 14 |
862 | Gills just wanna have fun | 1.3497 | 0.04439 | 183 | 131 | 40 | 12 |
863 | I also throw like a girl | 1.3497 | 0.04159 | 183 | 127 | 48 | 8 |
864 | What? You thought it was just an expression? | 1.3497 | 0.04370 | 183 | 130 | 42 | 11 |
865 | I’ll tell YOU when I’m loaded to the gills, friend. | 1.3497 | 0.04370 | 183 | 130 | 42 | 11 |
866 | So, what if I am sloshed to the gills? | 1.3497 | 0.04231 | 183 | 128 | 46 | 9 |
867 | I'm a cliché? That's rich coming from the mustached dive bartender doling out life advice to his lone customer. | 1.3497 | 0.04506 | 183 | 132 | 38 | 13 |
868 | The funny thing about drinking like a fish is that you can't ever drown your sorrows. | 1.3495 | 0.04186 | 186 | 130 | 47 | 9 |
869 | Luca Brasi says hello. | 1.3495 | 0.04322 | 186 | 132 | 43 | 11 |
870 | Sigh. All my life, I have been a fish out of water. | 1.3495 | 0.04890 | 186 | 141 | 25 | 20 |
871 | You’re gonna love this one...A swordfish, a catfish, and a jellyfish walk into a bar... | 1.3495 | 0.04646 | 186 | 137 | 33 | 16 |
872 | ANOTHER ONE because 'carp diem!,' and all that. | 1.3495 | 0.04322 | 186 | 132 | 43 | 11 |
873 | Cut off?! I've been drinking like a fish since before you could swim. | 1.3495 | 0.04389 | 186 | 133 | 41 | 12 |
874 | People say I drink like a fish but they never consider that I identify as a horse! | 1.3495 | 0.04455 | 186 | 134 | 39 | 13 |
875 | Heavy on the water. | 1.3495 | 0.04255 | 186 | 131 | 45 | 10 |
876 | She said she just couldn’t see herself with someone who tested positive for PCBs. | 1.3488 | 0.04405 | 172 | 121 | 42 | 9 |
877 | How else do you think a herring gets pickled? | 1.3481 | 0.04330 | 181 | 128 | 43 | 10 |
878 | Are you telling me I can't drown my sorrows here? | 1.3481 | 0.04671 | 181 | 133 | 33 | 15 |
879 | Six more bourbon and waters, hold the bourbon. | 1.3481 | 0.04469 | 181 | 130 | 39 | 12 |
880 | No my name is not Wanda. I guess all fish look alike to you guys. | 1.3481 | 0.04185 | 181 | 126 | 47 | 8 |
881 | I don't care that his name is Amirror, he's been staring at me all night and I'm just drunk enough to say something. | 1.3481 | 0.04736 | 181 | 134 | 31 | 16 |
882 | I'm just looking for a hook up tonight | 1.3481 | 0.04258 | 181 | 127 | 45 | 9 |
883 | What do you mean it's time for me to 'dry out'? | 1.3481 | 0.04604 | 181 | 132 | 35 | 14 |
884 | I can do anything. Sometimes I just grab em by the gills. | 1.3481 | 0.04671 | 181 | 133 | 33 | 15 |
885 | I smoke like a chimney too! | 1.3481 | 0.04671 | 181 | 133 | 33 | 15 |
886 | I know I'm a good catch but lately a lot of creepy looking men keep trying to reel me in. | 1.3481 | 0.04800 | 181 | 135 | 29 | 17 |
887 | You should have seen the action I was getting when 'The Shape of Water' was out. | 1.3481 | 0.04604 | 181 | 132 | 35 | 14 |
888 | So I drink like a fish. You got a problem with that? | 1.3481 | 0.04400 | 181 | 129 | 41 | 11 |
889 | Do you have Absolute Worm? | 1.3481 | 0.04330 | 181 | 128 | 43 | 10 |
890 | Nobody is cutting me off until I get to that worm! | 1.3481 | 0.04469 | 181 | 130 | 39 | 12 |
891 | OK, just one more quick one before they start missing me at the bowl. | 1.3481 | 0.04258 | 181 | 127 | 45 | 9 |
892 | I'm not out of water. I'm out of gin! | 1.3481 | 0.04604 | 181 | 132 | 35 | 14 |
893 | I took one nap and my whole life was flushed down the toilet. | 1.3481 | 0.04185 | 181 | 126 | 47 | 8 |
894 | Don't mess with me. I just got out of the tank. | 1.3481 | 0.04111 | 181 | 125 | 49 | 7 |
895 | You'd drink like me too if you had 1,000 kids. | 1.3481 | 0.04258 | 181 | 127 | 45 | 9 |
896 | Look, pal, are you going to help me drown my troubles or not? | 1.3481 | 0.04258 | 181 | 127 | 45 | 9 |
897 | Another mescal and don't forget the worm this time! | 1.3464 | 0.04137 | 179 | 124 | 48 | 7 |
898 | Listen buddy, I had the orange complexion down a long time ago - but you don’t see me up at the crack of dawn to tweet about it. | 1.3464 | 0.04430 | 179 | 128 | 40 | 11 |
899 | Ever since he drained the swamp, I've felt like a fish out of water." | 1.3464 | 0.04430 | 179 | 128 | 40 | 11 |
900 | Actually, I drink like an alcoholic. Now keep 'em comin'. | 1.3464 | 0.04430 | 179 | 128 | 40 | 11 |
901 | Call me a cab, I shouldn't dive," | 1.3464 | 0.04638 | 179 | 131 | 34 | 14 |
902 | I drink like a fish therefore I am a fish! | 1.3464 | 0.04638 | 179 | 131 | 34 | 14 |
903 | You should have seen the guy I caught today. | 1.3464 | 0.04358 | 179 | 127 | 42 | 10 |
904 | Look, I'm a herring, dammit...and if I want to get pickled, I'm going to get pickled! | 1.3464 | 0.04212 | 179 | 125 | 46 | 8 |
905 | I'm hoping to meet someone who likes to throw 'em back | 1.3464 | 0.04638 | 179 | 131 | 34 | 14 |
906 | So you're a Pisces too! | 1.3464 | 0.04569 | 179 | 130 | 36 | 13 |
907 | They say I slept with Luca Brasi. | 1.3464 | 0.04569 | 179 | 130 | 36 | 13 |
908 | Oh, yeah? I bet you smoke like a chimney, baldy. | 1.3464 | 0.04638 | 179 | 131 | 34 | 14 |
909 | And at these prices, you won't get many more. | 1.3464 | 0.04771 | 179 | 133 | 30 | 16 |
910 | Go ahead, say it. I drink like a what? Go on, say it to my gills. | 1.3464 | 0.04500 | 179 | 129 | 38 | 12 |
911 | Then she tells me - there's plenty of you in the sea. | 1.3464 | 0.04430 | 179 | 128 | 40 | 11 |
912 | Yes, I drink like a fish, but I'm not getting hooked! | 1.3464 | 0.04569 | 179 | 130 | 36 | 13 |
913 | I'll have another water on the rocks, please, extra salt. | 1.3464 | 0.04638 | 179 | 131 | 34 | 14 |
914 | So then she goes, you look nothing like your profile and calls me a catfish. | 1.3464 | 0.04569 | 179 | 130 | 36 | 13 |
915 | So I said to the cop, "How could I possibly be texting and driving? I got no thumbs." | 1.3464 | 0.04430 | 179 | 128 | 40 | 11 |
916 | And don't water it down this time! | 1.3464 | 0.04286 | 179 | 126 | 44 | 9 |
917 | Listen buddy, I'm not hooked on anything | 1.3464 | 0.04286 | 179 | 126 | 44 | 9 |
918 | But if you teach a man how to be a fish, he can drink all day long every day. | 1.3464 | 0.04638 | 179 | 131 | 34 | 14 |
919 | If you won't let me drive home can I at least borrow your bicycle? | 1.3464 | 0.04705 | 179 | 132 | 32 | 15 |
920 | Look bud, I'd say my problem right now is I'm a fish outta whiskey | 1.3464 | 0.04286 | 179 | 126 | 44 | 9 |
921 | In fifty years, this whole city will be under water — and I'll be where you are, refusing YOU your seventh tequila! | 1.3457 | 0.04350 | 188 | 135 | 41 | 12 |
922 | Yeah, I swam with sharks once. It started me drinking" | 1.3446 | 0.04163 | 177 | 123 | 47 | 7 |
923 | ...and boom, the next day the sunken treasure is missing, Lulu’s floating upside-down over the bubbler, and I’ve got 500 babies to support and a case of ick like the world’s never seen. So don’t tell me I’ve had enough. | 1.3446 | 0.04807 | 177 | 132 | 29 | 16 |
924 | No, I don't like the Dolphins on Sunday. I think they're too smart for their own good. | 1.3446 | 0.04239 | 177 | 124 | 45 | 8 |
925 | I'm funny how, I mean funny like I'm a clown fish? | 1.3446 | 0.04388 | 177 | 126 | 41 | 10 |
926 | I’m between ponds right now. | 1.3446 | 0.04239 | 177 | 124 | 45 | 8 |
927 | You know what really pisses me off? When I hear someone say that he feels like a ‘fish out of water’. Like he could have even the tiniest clue what that feels like! | 1.3446 | 0.04460 | 177 | 127 | 39 | 11 |
928 | We're gonna need a bigger glass. | 1.3446 | 0.04532 | 177 | 128 | 37 | 12 |
929 | . . . my wife's sleeping with Jimmy Hoffa. | 1.3446 | 0.04602 | 177 | 129 | 35 | 13 |
930 | The priest and the rabbi couldn't make it. | 1.3446 | 0.04388 | 177 | 126 | 41 | 10 |
931 | Forget the tequila, just bring me the worm! | 1.3446 | 0.04602 | 177 | 129 | 35 | 13 |
932 | No, really...I’m the one that got away. | 1.3446 | 0.04239 | 177 | 124 | 45 | 8 |
933 | Make it quick, I don't have a lot of time. | 1.3446 | 0.04314 | 177 | 125 | 43 | 9 |
934 | I've only been out of school a week and already I'm hooked! | 1.3446 | 0.04239 | 177 | 124 | 45 | 8 |
935 | Fin and tonic, please. | 1.3446 | 0.04314 | 177 | 125 | 43 | 9 |
936 | Yes, I am a fish out of water! | 1.3446 | 0.04460 | 177 | 127 | 39 | 11 |
937 | Please. Not another Daryl Hannah story. | 1.3446 | 0.04460 | 177 | 127 | 39 | 11 |
938 | '...because I'm THIRSTY! Why the hell do YOU drink so much? | 1.3446 | 0.04314 | 177 | 125 | 43 | 9 |
939 | My problems started when I dropped out of school. | 1.3446 | 0.04163 | 177 | 123 | 47 | 7 |
940 | I'm hooked on this place. Your live streaming lured me in. | 1.3446 | 0.04807 | 177 | 132 | 29 | 16 |
941 | Why do I drink? Do you know what it's like to feel like a fish out of water? | 1.3446 | 0.04460 | 177 | 127 | 39 | 11 |
942 | Fish like a drink! | 1.3446 | 0.04671 | 177 | 130 | 33 | 14 |
943 | I used to be like a fish out of the water and now I just drink like a fish | 1.3446 | 0.04532 | 177 | 128 | 37 | 12 |
944 | Are you trying to tell me I'm washed up? | 1.3444 | 0.04042 | 180 | 124 | 50 | 6 |
945 | Keep ‘em coming. I’m getting stewed to the gills tonight. | 1.3429 | 0.04418 | 175 | 125 | 40 | 10 |
946 | I just wish they'd be more specific. I drink like a carp. | 1.3429 | 0.04492 | 175 | 126 | 38 | 11 |
947 | I'm telling you, it was a think tank. | 1.3429 | 0.04564 | 175 | 127 | 36 | 12 |
948 | Don’t judge me unti you’ve swam in the East River. | 1.3429 | 0.04635 | 175 | 128 | 34 | 13 |
949 | They're my gills and if I want to get stewed to them I will! | 1.3429 | 0.04635 | 175 | 128 | 34 | 13 |
950 | Oh cry me a river! | 1.3429 | 0.04564 | 175 | 127 | 36 | 12 |
951 | You really don't need to tell me what I drink like. | 1.3429 | 0.04492 | 175 | 126 | 38 | 11 |
952 | So I says to the fishmonger- hey buddy, you want a piece of me? | 1.3429 | 0.04418 | 175 | 125 | 40 | 10 |
953 | We were all line caught in my day, none of this farming nonsense. | 1.3429 | 0.04564 | 175 | 127 | 36 | 12 |
954 | Whadd'ya mean, you're outa water? I'm the one that's outa water. | 1.3429 | 0.04492 | 175 | 126 | 38 | 11 |
955 | I am aware of the irony, but I would like a dry martini. | 1.3429 | 0.04267 | 175 | 123 | 44 | 8 |
956 | So I drink like a fish. What's your point? | 1.3429 | 0.04492 | 175 | 126 | 38 | 11 |
957 | I know. A fish swims into a concrete wall. Dam. | 1.3429 | 0.04635 | 175 | 128 | 34 | 13 |
958 | Don't sweat it. I have a designated swimmer outside. | 1.3429 | 0.04492 | 175 | 126 | 38 | 11 |
959 | It's Piscean, not "pissing." | 1.3429 | 0.04418 | 175 | 125 | 40 | 10 |
960 | It’s the only way to keep my mercury levels down. | 1.3429 | 0.04706 | 175 | 129 | 32 | 14 |
961 | Maybe I drink like an alcoholic, Karl? Has it every crossed your mind to say that, Karl? Has it?! | 1.3429 | 0.04706 | 175 | 129 | 32 | 14 |
962 | Yes, and I eat like a bird. Got a problem with that? | 1.3429 | 0.04189 | 175 | 122 | 46 | 7 |
963 | This has always been my favorite watering hole. | 1.3429 | 0.04492 | 175 | 126 | 38 | 11 |
964 | Then he said "Gail, you drink like a fish!" So I ate the bastard. | 1.3422 | 0.04489 | 187 | 137 | 36 | 14 |
965 | I may be a fish out of water, but I know my scotch! | 1.3422 | 0.04489 | 187 | 137 | 36 | 14 |
966 | AS a fish. Drinking AS a fish, not LIKE one. | 1.3422 | 0.04359 | 187 | 135 | 40 | 12 |
967 | I'm the only one who graduated. | 1.3416 | 0.04587 | 161 | 115 | 37 | 9 |
968 | You better hope these drinks are watered down. | 1.3410 | 0.04741 | 173 | 128 | 31 | 14 |
969 | ... then she got pregnant and I had to drop out of school... | 1.3410 | 0.04295 | 173 | 122 | 43 | 8 |
970 | There's nothing worse than feeling like a fish out of vodka. | 1.3409 | 0.04470 | 176 | 127 | 38 | 11 |
971 | A dive bar’s a dive bar, Fred. Just pour the shots. | 1.3392 | 0.04704 | 171 | 126 | 32 | 13 |
972 | So then she says to me, 'A real man would have made it upstream.' | 1.3392 | 0.04402 | 171 | 122 | 40 | 9 |
973 | Correction: There WERE a lot of fish in the Sea. | 1.3392 | 0.04243 | 171 | 120 | 44 | 7 |
974 | So I told her "I date only wild caught." | 1.3392 | 0.04402 | 171 | 122 | 40 | 9 |
975 | I'm home sick. Do you have anything that has the faint taste of Oil, with a slight background of Pesticides and Plastic on the rocks? | 1.3392 | 0.04777 | 171 | 127 | 30 | 14 |
976 | You know, 'Thank God it's Friday' is a saying I never use. | 1.3392 | 0.04479 | 171 | 123 | 38 | 10 |
977 | I don’t live to drink, I drink to live. | 1.3392 | 0.04704 | 171 | 126 | 32 | 13 |
978 | Don’t tell me when I need to scale back. | 1.3392 | 0.04323 | 171 | 121 | 42 | 8 |
979 | Yeah, she’s at her mother’s place in the East River. I told her I’d be home by fall. | 1.3392 | 0.04704 | 171 | 126 | 32 | 13 |
980 | Why yes, that's exactly how I drink! What did you expect? | 1.3391 | 0.04501 | 174 | 126 | 37 | 11 |
981 | I'm trying to cut back. I drink like a fish. | 1.3391 | 0.04787 | 174 | 130 | 29 | 15 |
982 | And another thing, I'm sick of people calling things fishy... | 1.3391 | 0.04351 | 174 | 124 | 41 | 9 |
983 | She left me for a flounder. Can you believe it? A flounder! | 1.3386 | 0.05270 | 127 | 92 | 27 | 8 |
984 | So, I said to him, "No, you go jump in the lake." | 1.3373 | 0.04352 | 169 | 120 | 41 | 8 |
985 | I'll decide when I'm tanked. | 1.3373 | 0.04352 | 169 | 120 | 41 | 8 |
986 | Shot of tequila, please. Extra worm. | 1.3372 | 0.04302 | 172 | 122 | 42 | 8 |
987 | Hey! I’m outta water! | 1.3372 | 0.04753 | 172 | 128 | 30 | 14 |
988 | Ya. Ya. "Drink like a fish". I get it. Do I make fun of your nose? | 1.3363 | 0.05707 | 113 | 83 | 22 | 8 |
989 | I fell for her hook, line, and sinker...and then I caught her spawning with someone else. | 1.3354 | 0.04718 | 158 | 115 | 33 | 10 |
990 | ...believe you me- having that guy in the White House doesn't work for me either. | 1.3354 | 0.04401 | 161 | 114 | 40 | 7 |
991 | Scotch and water, Laddie! I just swum in from Loch Ness. | 1.3354 | 0.04262 | 164 | 115 | 43 | 6 |
992 | Ever since I moved to this city I feel just like a fish out of water. | 1.3353 | 0.04622 | 167 | 122 | 34 | 11 |
993 | No! really, so a fish walks into a bar... | 1.3353 | 0.04997 | 167 | 127 | 24 | 16 |
994 | Listen, pal - I know every dive around. | 1.3353 | 0.04543 | 167 | 121 | 36 | 10 |
995 | Of course I want another, I’ve got a reputation to keep. | 1.3353 | 0.04622 | 167 | 122 | 34 | 11 |
996 | It really should be 'drink AS a fish' | 1.3353 | 0.04699 | 167 | 123 | 32 | 12 |
997 | One more and I'm calling my designated diver. | 1.3353 | 0.04543 | 167 | 121 | 36 | 10 |
998 | Gimme four more: I want to get tanked tonight. | 1.3353 | 0.04543 | 167 | 121 | 36 | 10 |
999 | Tonight I want to drink like a man. | 1.3353 | 0.04543 | 167 | 121 | 36 | 10 |
1000 | So, how'd a guy like you end up working in an underwater bar? | 1.3353 | 0.04622 | 167 | 122 | 34 | 11 |
1001 | There's a reason it's a cliche. | 1.3353 | 0.04511 | 173 | 126 | 36 | 11 |
1002 | Just water, please. and make it a double. | 1.3353 | 0.04436 | 173 | 125 | 38 | 10 |
1003 | Don't tell me what I drink like. | 1.3353 | 0.04938 | 173 | 132 | 24 | 17 |
1004 | As you can see, I do. | 1.3353 | 0.04585 | 173 | 127 | 34 | 12 |
1005 | Of course I'm thirsty. I'm a fish out of water. | 1.3353 | 0.04511 | 173 | 126 | 36 | 11 |
1006 | Let me guess - one of those koi meets girl, koi loses girl stories? | 1.3353 | 0.04800 | 173 | 130 | 28 | 15 |
1007 | Another one for the halibut. | 1.3353 | 0.04585 | 173 | 127 | 34 | 12 |
1008 | Make it a double, my wife left me and hooked up with a fisherman. | 1.3333 | 0.04521 | 168 | 122 | 36 | 10 |
1009 | I get that all the time, but I really drink more like a lobster. | 1.3333 | 0.04393 | 156 | 110 | 40 | 6 |
1010 | If I have a drinking problem, then you have a breathing problem. | 1.3333 | 0.04495 | 165 | 119 | 37 | 9 |
1011 | Nothing for me, I am drying out. | 1.3333 | 0.04441 | 168 | 121 | 38 | 9 |
1012 | Sure, he threw me back in the water but it was still traumatic. | 1.3333 | 0.03930 | 168 | 115 | 50 | 3 |
1013 | For the record, I drink because I’m Catholic | 1.3333 | 0.04576 | 165 | 120 | 35 | 10 |
1014 | No, I am not too drunk to swim. | 1.3333 | 0.04193 | 168 | 118 | 44 | 6 |
1015 | I know, I’m a stereotype | 1.3333 | 0.04735 | 165 | 122 | 31 | 12 |
1016 | Listen, pal, I hear enough carping at home. | 1.3333 | 0.04576 | 165 | 120 | 35 | 10 |
1017 | So: a salmon, a herring and a cod swim into a bar. | 1.3333 | 0.04360 | 168 | 120 | 40 | 8 |
1018 | Some people live to drink, but I got to drink too live, know what I'm saying? | 1.3333 | 0.04735 | 165 | 122 | 31 | 12 |
1019 | You don't see many fish in this bar? At these prices, I'm not surprised. | 1.3333 | 0.04360 | 168 | 120 | 40 | 8 |
1020 | I drink AS a fish. | 1.3333 | 0.04656 | 165 | 121 | 33 | 11 |
1021 | I was sent here to discuss this plastic straw situation. | 1.3333 | 0.04663 | 147 | 105 | 35 | 7 |
1022 | No, I don't have to worry about drinking and driving, I have a bicycle. | 1.3333 | 0.04889 | 165 | 124 | 27 | 14 |
1023 | I was a red fish, she was a blue fish. At any other time, we could’ve made it work. | 1.3333 | 0.04360 | 168 | 120 | 40 | 8 |
1024 | I'll have another water. | 1.3333 | 0.04107 | 162 | 112 | 46 | 4 |
1025 | One tequila, leave the worm. | 1.3333 | 0.04339 | 174 | 125 | 40 | 9 |
1026 | ...and she had the nerve to say, ‘There are plenty of fish in the sea!’ | 1.3333 | 0.04889 | 165 | 124 | 27 | 14 |
1027 | I never used to feel like a fish out of water. | 1.3333 | 0.04576 | 165 | 120 | 35 | 10 |
1028 | Listen! I don't care who you think I am, the name is Wanda! | 1.3333 | 0.04360 | 168 | 120 | 40 | 8 |
1029 | If you pour me another, I’ll slip you a fin. | 1.3333 | 0.04415 | 174 | 126 | 38 | 10 |
1030 | My old lady's been crabby all day. | 1.3333 | 0.03616 | 171 | 114 | 57 | 0 |
1031 | That's because I AM a fish. | 1.3333 | 0.04412 | 165 | 118 | 39 | 8 |
1032 | Yeah, well, you tend bar like a bartender. | 1.3333 | 0.04576 | 165 | 120 | 35 | 10 |
1033 | Aw, c'mon - just one more for the river.... | 1.3333 | 0.04735 | 165 | 122 | 31 | 12 |
1034 | Of course I want the worm in my tequila! | 1.3333 | 0.04599 | 168 | 123 | 34 | 11 |
1035 | I'm starting to think my sorrows can't be drowned. | 1.3333 | 0.04812 | 165 | 123 | 29 | 13 |
1036 | Another Tequila ...and this time don't forget the worm! | 1.3333 | 0.04656 | 165 | 121 | 33 | 11 |
1037 | Long story short, turns out she was a catfish. | 1.3333 | 0.04599 | 168 | 123 | 34 | 11 |
1038 | so you're telling me that these so called "chefs", cut up my friends and place them on top of sticky rice? | 1.3333 | 0.04412 | 165 | 118 | 39 | 8 |
1039 | What do you mean I don't have a leg to stand on! | 1.3333 | 0.04521 | 168 | 122 | 36 | 10 |
1040 | I'll have have 50 galllons of water with a twist of lemon. | 1.3333 | 0.04932 | 135 | 97 | 31 | 7 |
1041 | That's right, I'm the one that got away. | 1.3333 | 0.04441 | 168 | 121 | 38 | 9 |
1042 | Well, at these prices,you won't get many more. | 1.3333 | 0.04676 | 168 | 124 | 32 | 12 |
1043 | You got any of those little crackers...oh...what are they called? | 1.3333 | 0.05164 | 126 | 91 | 28 | 7 |
1044 | I've been hooked on worse things. | 1.3333 | 0.04576 | 165 | 120 | 35 | 10 |
1045 | Give me my keys back! I swear I'm not driving! | 1.3333 | 0.04486 | 156 | 111 | 38 | 7 |
1046 | Do I want a splash of water in my drink? What's water? | 1.3333 | 0.04521 | 168 | 122 | 36 | 10 |
1047 | And then she said,"You're not the only fish in the sea." | 1.3333 | 0.04751 | 168 | 125 | 30 | 13 |
1048 | "He was about six feet tall. Weighed maybe two hundred pounds. It took three of us to reel him in. We were all too busy to get a photo. He managed to slip away. Got into his car and drove off. That’s the absolute truth. I swear it." | 1.3314 | 0.04521 | 172 | 126 | 35 | 11 |
1049 | There ARE a lot of fish in the sea, but that hasn’t really worked in my favor. | 1.3314 | 0.04445 | 172 | 125 | 37 | 10 |
1050 | If the fishwife calls, I’m not here. | 1.3313 | 0.04787 | 166 | 124 | 29 | 13 |
1051 | ...and she said she was pescatarian | 1.3313 | 0.04390 | 166 | 119 | 39 | 8 |
1052 | The date was going great,until she said she was pescatarian | 1.3313 | 0.04390 | 166 | 119 | 39 | 8 |
1053 | I’ve a scaled back, alright. Just not on my drinking. | 1.3313 | 0.04632 | 166 | 122 | 33 | 11 |
1054 | Water. Make it a double | 1.3313 | 0.04711 | 166 | 123 | 31 | 12 |
1055 | Yeah,yeah, and if I had thumbs I’d smoke like a chimney too! Just clam up and keep ‘em coming! | 1.3313 | 0.04553 | 166 | 121 | 35 | 10 |
1056 | Well it's still better for me than that crap you pour in the ocean! | 1.3313 | 0.04938 | 166 | 126 | 25 | 15 |
1057 | How many more shots until I reach that worm? | 1.3313 | 0.04472 | 166 | 120 | 37 | 9 |
1058 | Scotch and hold the water. | 1.3313 | 0.04390 | 166 | 119 | 39 | 8 |
1059 | I’m meeting someone who caught me on line. | 1.3313 | 0.04527 | 163 | 118 | 36 | 9 |
1060 | No, you should go jump in the lake! | 1.3313 | 0.04442 | 163 | 117 | 38 | 8 |
1061 | Of course I'm a fish out of water That's why I need a drink | 1.3313 | 0.04442 | 163 | 117 | 38 | 8 |
1062 | Just a little Cherry Heering. I'm scaling back. | 1.3313 | 0.04610 | 163 | 119 | 34 | 10 |
1063 | And the cop said... okay, okay, get this... it was because I looked "fishy" | 1.3313 | 0.04356 | 163 | 116 | 40 | 7 |
1064 | Me, I've always seen myself as a small-pond type of guy. | 1.3313 | 0.04087 | 163 | 113 | 46 | 4 |
1065 | You ever heard about the "one who got away"? Well, you're lookin' at him, pal! | 1.3313 | 0.04527 | 163 | 118 | 36 | 9 |
1066 | The worst part wasn't that she was a Fisherman it was that she was a Republican.. | 1.3313 | 0.04850 | 163 | 122 | 28 | 13 |
1067 | It’s this or school | 1.3313 | 0.04356 | 163 | 116 | 40 | 7 |
1068 | Vodka martini, not too dry. Side of anchovies. | 1.3313 | 0.04610 | 163 | 119 | 34 | 10 |
1069 | Oil my gills, pal. | 1.3313 | 0.04442 | 163 | 117 | 38 | 8 |
1070 | Wait, how big did the guy say I was? | 1.3313 | 0.04356 | 163 | 116 | 40 | 7 |
1071 | I swam here from Flint...Give me your dirtiest martini. | 1.3313 | 0.04610 | 163 | 119 | 34 | 10 |
1072 | I’m making progress. I used to smoke like a chimney. | 1.3313 | 0.04268 | 163 | 115 | 42 | 6 |
1073 | No, I should not be in school. And yes, I drink like a fish. | 1.3313 | 0.03799 | 163 | 110 | 52 | 1 |
1074 | I thought this was a hook up bar! | 1.3312 | 0.04612 | 154 | 111 | 35 | 8 |
1075 | Salt water, neat. And keep 'em coming. | 1.3308 | 0.05198 | 133 | 98 | 26 | 9 |
1076 | My wife said I should go back to school, but I was out of my depth. | 1.3301 | 0.05412 | 103 | 73 | 26 | 4 |
1077 | Sand dollars are a legitimate currency! | 1.3295 | 0.04026 | 173 | 121 | 47 | 5 |
1078 | Oh sure, there are PLENTY of other fish in the sea if you're into sharks and suckers." | 1.3293 | 0.04334 | 164 | 117 | 40 | 7 |
1079 | Not too dry, please. | 1.3293 | 0.04247 | 164 | 116 | 42 | 6 |
1080 | What'd ya mean--your don't validate bicycle parking? | 1.3293 | 0.04824 | 164 | 123 | 28 | 13 |
1081 | I drink like a fish? Is that a bad thing?? | 1.3293 | 0.04247 | 164 | 116 | 42 | 6 |
1082 | Water on the rocks, please. | 1.3293 | 0.04667 | 164 | 121 | 32 | 11 |
1083 | Technically we don't drink, we inhale. | 1.3293 | 0.04504 | 164 | 119 | 36 | 9 |
1084 | Just say it. I drink like a fish. | 1.3293 | 0.04504 | 164 | 119 | 36 | 9 |
1085 | I was born in Chernobyl. Why? | 1.3293 | 0.05125 | 164 | 127 | 20 | 17 |
1086 | That's racist. | 1.3293 | 0.04504 | 164 | 119 | 36 | 9 |
1087 | No, you stop giving ME the fish-eye. | 1.3293 | 0.04667 | 164 | 121 | 32 | 11 |
1088 | No matter how hard I try, I can't drown my sorrows. | 1.3293 | 0.04667 | 164 | 121 | 32 | 11 |
1089 | I've been feeling out of my element. | 1.3293 | 0.04420 | 164 | 118 | 38 | 8 |
1090 | Another tequila, extra worm. | 1.3293 | 0.04586 | 164 | 120 | 34 | 10 |
1091 | And, no, I am not supposed to be in school! | 1.3293 | 0.04667 | 164 | 121 | 32 | 11 |
1092 | Look buddy, I don't tell you how to breath! | 1.3293 | 0.04586 | 164 | 120 | 34 | 10 |
1093 | I admit that I drink like a fish, but I'm trying to scale back. | 1.3293 | 0.04504 | 164 | 119 | 36 | 9 |
1094 | And there I was again, waking up in some random fishbowl." | 1.3293 | 0.04420 | 164 | 118 | 38 | 8 |
1095 | Take that back! You have no idea what it means to be tanked! | 1.3293 | 0.04334 | 164 | 117 | 40 | 7 |
1096 | Mark Rothko and I used to close this bar when you were in knee waders. | 1.3292 | 0.04644 | 161 | 118 | 33 | 10 |
1097 | Carl, "playing hooky" has two meanings for me. | 1.3292 | 0.04808 | 161 | 120 | 29 | 12 |
1098 | And you bartend like a human. Two can play that game, pal. | 1.3292 | 0.04560 | 161 | 117 | 35 | 9 |
1099 | Hook me up with my usual | 1.3292 | 0.04474 | 161 | 116 | 37 | 8 |
1100 | No thank you. I have enough straws in my stomach already. | 1.3292 | 0.04727 | 161 | 119 | 31 | 11 |
1101 | Give me one for the river. | 1.3292 | 0.04808 | 161 | 120 | 29 | 12 |
1102 | Oh yeah? Well, you make drinks like a bartender. | 1.3292 | 0.04808 | 161 | 120 | 29 | 12 |
1103 | I told you I don’t know Wanda. | 1.3292 | 0.04727 | 161 | 119 | 31 | 11 |
1104 | No, I didn't bring photo ID. | 1.3292 | 0.04560 | 161 | 117 | 35 | 9 |
1105 | I’ll go with a white wine. | 1.3292 | 0.04644 | 161 | 118 | 33 | 10 |
1106 | I'm the bass player? | 1.3292 | 0.04727 | 161 | 119 | 31 | 11 |
1107 | No, I'm not still in school | 1.3292 | 0.04474 | 161 | 116 | 37 | 8 |
1108 | Oh yeah, I have a real fish tail for you. | 1.3292 | 0.04727 | 161 | 119 | 31 | 11 |
1109 | Sashimi with shumbody elsh. | 1.3292 | 0.04727 | 161 | 119 | 31 | 11 |
1110 | I never fit in with the clientele in this place...sometimes I feel like a...oh, never mind. | 1.3291 | 0.04439 | 158 | 113 | 38 | 7 |
1111 | I'm warning you upfront; any cracks about 'drinking like a fish' will be included in the Yelp review. | 1.3291 | 0.04617 | 158 | 115 | 34 | 9 |
1112 | I get it, I'm a vegetarian too. | 1.3290 | 0.04001 | 155 | 106 | 47 | 2 |
1113 | Lemme get this straight...You don't serve Bass Ale or you don't serve basses? | 1.3289 | 0.04920 | 152 | 113 | 28 | 11 |
1114 | Well yeah, I do. And I eat like one too. | 1.3289 | 0.04920 | 152 | 113 | 28 | 11 |
1115 | Water please! No ice! | 1.3289 | 0.05008 | 152 | 114 | 26 | 12 |
1116 | What I really need is a bicycle. | 1.3289 | 0.04830 | 152 | 112 | 30 | 10 |
1117 | I can't say no. I'm hooked. | 1.3289 | 0.04646 | 152 | 110 | 34 | 8 |
1118 | So much for drowning my sorrows. | 1.3289 | 0.04552 | 152 | 109 | 36 | 7 |
1119 | That's because I AM a fish, nimrod. | 1.3289 | 0.05094 | 152 | 115 | 24 | 13 |
1120 | Bicycle? No, I took an Uber. | 1.3289 | 0.04611 | 149 | 107 | 35 | 7 |
1121 | I’ve been trying to scale back. | 1.3289 | 0.04512 | 149 | 106 | 37 | 6 |
1122 | Vodka, yes! Caviar, NO! | 1.3289 | 0.04708 | 149 | 108 | 33 | 8 |
1123 | Well, drunken fish happen to be extremely popular at Japanese establishments. | 1.3289 | 0.04611 | 149 | 107 | 35 | 7 |
1124 | What do you mean that you don’t serve fish? | 1.3281 | 0.04974 | 128 | 92 | 30 | 6 |
1125 | Can you call me a crab? | 1.3280 | 0.05051 | 125 | 90 | 29 | 6 |
1126 | What makes you think I'm a Pisces? | 1.3272 | 0.04364 | 162 | 116 | 39 | 7 |
1127 | He said I'm a cold fish? That dude is a total octopus! | 1.3272 | 0.04275 | 162 | 115 | 41 | 6 |
1128 | Did you hear the one about the fisherman who got away? | 1.3272 | 0.04620 | 162 | 119 | 33 | 10 |
1129 | If you lived in a glass house with nothing but a plastic castle you' d be drunk too. | 1.3272 | 0.04451 | 162 | 117 | 37 | 8 |
1130 | What do you mean, “you don’t serve fish?” This is a seafood restaurant! | 1.3272 | 0.04940 | 162 | 123 | 25 | 14 |
1131 | Stop me if you've heard this one...A salmon, a tuna, and a rabbi walk into a bar... | 1.3272 | 0.04862 | 162 | 122 | 27 | 13 |
1132 | Sorry about carping all night! | 1.3272 | 0.04940 | 162 | 123 | 25 | 14 |
1133 | Yes, and I smell like a fish too. | 1.3272 | 0.04536 | 162 | 118 | 35 | 9 |
1134 | I know that look, everyone in your world drinks like a fish! | 1.3272 | 0.04364 | 162 | 116 | 39 | 7 |
1135 | well, how else did you expect me to drink? | 1.3272 | 0.04451 | 162 | 117 | 37 | 8 |
1136 | Cut me off? I already told you I’m not driving home. | 1.3272 | 0.04620 | 162 | 119 | 33 | 10 |
1137 | Whisky, hold the water. | 1.3272 | 0.04364 | 162 | 116 | 39 | 7 |
1138 | If I hear one more say I drink like a fish, they're going to be swimming with the fishes. | 1.3272 | 0.04783 | 162 | 121 | 29 | 12 |
1139 | Pray, what makes you think I'm a hooker? | 1.3272 | 0.04364 | 162 | 116 | 39 | 7 |
1140 | It says you serve goldfish....and you're saying those are just little crackers? | 1.3270 | 0.04232 | 159 | 112 | 42 | 5 |
1141 | 'What's a fish doing in my bar?' I think a better question is, why is G Gordon Liddy my bartender? | 1.3270 | 0.04593 | 159 | 116 | 34 | 9 |
1142 | I used to be quite the catch before I lost all my hair, you know. | 1.3270 | 0.04593 | 159 | 116 | 34 | 9 |
1143 | I escaped only to get tanked again. | 1.3270 | 0.04593 | 159 | 116 | 34 | 9 |
1144 | Please, no 'fish out of water', jokes, okay?" | 1.3270 | 0.04679 | 159 | 117 | 32 | 10 |
1145 | I've had a lot of dates but seldom any long-term relationships since 'catch and release' . | 1.3270 | 0.04593 | 159 | 116 | 34 | 9 |
1146 | Yes, I'm drinking like a fish but I have a designated diver. | 1.3270 | 0.04846 | 159 | 119 | 28 | 12 |
1147 | Bad day. They caught Charlie and sent him to the canner. | 1.3270 | 0.04505 | 159 | 115 | 36 | 8 |
1148 | Less Scotch, more water. | 1.3270 | 0.04763 | 159 | 118 | 30 | 11 |
1149 | And why, exactly, shouldn't I drink like a fish? | 1.3270 | 0.04593 | 159 | 116 | 34 | 9 |
1150 | Yo Mr. Clean, whose youse callin' chicken of the sea? | 1.3270 | 0.04325 | 159 | 113 | 40 | 6 |
1151 | Sometimes I feel like I just don’t belong. | 1.3270 | 0.04505 | 159 | 115 | 36 | 8 |
1152 | Shot of tequila with a worm in it, hold the tequila." | 1.3270 | 0.04679 | 159 | 117 | 32 | 10 |
1153 | Never mind how I got here, just get me a wet martini | 1.3270 | 0.04679 | 159 | 117 | 32 | 10 |
1154 | Don't freakin' ask me if I drink like a fish, OK. | 1.3270 | 0.04679 | 159 | 117 | 32 | 10 |
1155 | Wrong. I drink AS a fish. | 1.3270 | 0.04763 | 159 | 118 | 30 | 11 |
1156 | Yeah, well I might drink like a fish, but you pour like a nun! | 1.3270 | 0.04763 | 159 | 118 | 30 | 11 |
1157 | OK, wise guy; if these drinks aren't watered down, then how am I still breathing? | 1.3270 | 0.04232 | 159 | 112 | 42 | 5 |
1158 | A mermaid on the rocks, please. | 1.3270 | 0.04763 | 159 | 118 | 30 | 11 |
1159 | Give it to me wet with a little plastic castle. | 1.3270 | 0.04505 | 159 | 115 | 36 | 8 |
1160 | What did he mean by ‘like a fish’? | 1.3270 | 0.04763 | 159 | 118 | 30 | 11 |
1161 | Set 'em up Joe. I feel like a fish out of water. | 1.3270 | 0.04593 | 159 | 116 | 34 | 9 |
1162 | What've you got to wet my whistle? | 1.3270 | 0.05008 | 159 | 121 | 24 | 14 |
1163 | When do the hot mermaids show up around here? | 1.3270 | 0.04593 | 159 | 116 | 34 | 9 |
1164 | They told me this is where the groupers hang out. | 1.3270 | 0.04416 | 159 | 114 | 38 | 7 |
1165 | I felt so out of place. Like a...what's the saying? Trump out of Mar-a-Lago? | 1.3270 | 0.04505 | 159 | 115 | 36 | 8 |
1166 | You say that like it’s a bad thing. | 1.3267 | 0.04777 | 150 | 110 | 31 | 9 |
1167 | I heard this is the best watering hole in town | 1.3264 | 0.04389 | 144 | 101 | 39 | 4 |
1168 | Do you ever feel like a fish out of water? | 1.3256 | 0.05063 | 129 | 94 | 28 | 7 |
1169 | Everybody says “I drink like a fish”. Now watch how it’s done. | 1.3252 | 0.04596 | 163 | 120 | 33 | 10 |
1170 | ...And YOU drink like a white Russian! | 1.3248 | 0.04538 | 157 | 114 | 35 | 8 |
1171 | And it better be dry. | 1.3248 | 0.04714 | 157 | 116 | 31 | 10 |
1172 | So a guppy, a mako, and a halibut walk into a bar." | 1.3248 | 0.04627 | 157 | 115 | 33 | 9 |
1173 | I'm dying to get back into my office pool. | 1.3248 | 0.04627 | 157 | 115 | 33 | 9 |
1174 | And then he had the audacity to tell me 'there's plenty of fish in the sea.' | 1.3248 | 0.04714 | 157 | 116 | 31 | 10 |
1175 | I'll start out with some water, no ice. | 1.3248 | 0.04259 | 157 | 111 | 41 | 5 |
1176 | Yes, I AM trying to get tanked. | 1.3248 | 0.04538 | 157 | 114 | 35 | 8 |
1177 | She kept the bowl, the guppies...even the treasure chest with the bubbles. I’ve got nothing left! | 1.3248 | 0.04538 | 157 | 114 | 35 | 8 |
1178 | It was too small--I felt like I couldn't breathe there. | 1.3248 | 0.04259 | 157 | 111 | 41 | 5 |
1179 | Tanked? Hello no, I'm not tanked. | 1.3248 | 0.04627 | 157 | 115 | 33 | 9 |
1180 | So, are you a Pisces? | 1.3248 | 0.04538 | 157 | 114 | 35 | 8 |
1181 | Can you call me a water taxi? | 1.3248 | 0.04354 | 157 | 112 | 39 | 6 |
1182 | And then I realized it wasn't really me he wanted. It was sushi. | 1.3248 | 0.04447 | 157 | 113 | 37 | 7 |
1183 | It was the worm in my first tequila that hooked me. | 1.3248 | 0.04538 | 157 | 114 | 35 | 8 |
1184 | What do you mean "no shoes, no shirt, no service?" | 1.3248 | 0.04627 | 157 | 115 | 33 | 9 |
1185 | Quit saying the answer to all my problems is to “go back to school.” | 1.3248 | 0.04447 | 157 | 113 | 37 | 7 |
1186 | And you drink like a human. So what's your point? | 1.3248 | 0.04627 | 157 | 115 | 33 | 9 |
1187 | I'm not out of water. I'm out of scotch. | 1.3248 | 0.04538 | 157 | 114 | 35 | 8 |
1188 | You know, the bottle with the worm inside it. | 1.3248 | 0.04714 | 157 | 116 | 31 | 10 |
1189 | You’re the one that got me hooked | 1.3248 | 0.04714 | 157 | 116 | 31 | 10 |
1190 | I ‘drink like a fish,’ huh? Well, pal, I’m giving you a very poor Kelp review. | 1.3248 | 0.04627 | 157 | 115 | 33 | 9 |
1191 | Salt water—straight up. Make it a double. | 1.3248 | 0.04714 | 157 | 116 | 31 | 10 |
1192 | WATER !!! | 1.3248 | 0.04714 | 157 | 116 | 31 | 10 |
1193 | I don’t know, I guess I just feel like a fish out of water. | 1.3248 | 0.04967 | 157 | 119 | 25 | 13 |
1194 | Make it a double. I caught my wife sleeping with Luca Brasi. | 1.3248 | 0.04884 | 157 | 118 | 27 | 12 |
1195 | oxygenated water on the rocks, please | 1.3248 | 0.04714 | 157 | 116 | 31 | 10 |
1196 | Gimme that drink with the little worm in it. | 1.3248 | 0.04447 | 157 | 113 | 37 | 7 |
1197 | Yeah, six glasses of water, you've got a problem with that? | 1.3248 | 0.04714 | 157 | 116 | 31 | 10 |
1198 | Then for my third and final wish I said: "I'd like to swim like a fish..." | 1.3248 | 0.04627 | 157 | 115 | 33 | 9 |
1199 | I have a date tonight with a beautiful trout. What wine would you recommend? Red or white? | 1.3248 | 0.04884 | 157 | 118 | 27 | 12 |
1200 | I'm gonna get tanked tonight. | 1.3248 | 0.04627 | 157 | 115 | 33 | 9 |
1201 | Three days. You don't smell so good yourself. Now gimmie that drink! | 1.3248 | 0.04714 | 157 | 116 | 31 | 10 |
1202 | Carp, I can‘t find my wallet. | 1.3248 | 0.04538 | 157 | 114 | 35 | 8 |
1203 | Whatda ya mean, you don't serve fish? | 1.3248 | 0.04714 | 157 | 116 | 31 | 10 |
1204 | What do you mean... you have to Cod me? | 1.3248 | 0.04714 | 157 | 116 | 31 | 10 |
1205 | I do not! | 1.3248 | 0.04538 | 157 | 114 | 35 | 8 |
1206 | Do I LOOK I’m the designated driver?! | 1.3248 | 0.04884 | 157 | 118 | 27 | 12 |
1207 | You'd drink like a fish too if you were me. | 1.3245 | 0.04750 | 151 | 111 | 31 | 9 |
1208 | Really? ‘Sorry, Charlie?’ | 1.3241 | 0.04979 | 145 | 108 | 27 | 10 |
1209 | D’ya have ice, up where I’m from, it’s all melted | 1.3230 | 0.04794 | 161 | 121 | 28 | 12 |
1210 | I’m on a blind date. Hope I’ll recognize her when she arrives. | 1.3230 | 0.04629 | 161 | 119 | 32 | 10 |
1211 | Just a little something to tide me over. | 1.3230 | 0.04458 | 161 | 117 | 36 | 8 |
1212 | I feel like I'm always swimming upstream | 1.3228 | 0.05109 | 127 | 93 | 27 | 7 |
1213 | For a thousand years we've been moving from the ocean onto land. I just like the retro look. | 1.3228 | 0.05109 | 127 | 93 | 27 | 7 |
1214 | I see “fresh poached salmon” is on tonight’s menu. Tell the chef that no amount of booze is going to get me into his little “jacuzzi”. | 1.3228 | 0.04858 | 158 | 119 | 27 | 12 |
1215 | Waddya expect? I AM a fish. | 1.3228 | 0.05021 | 158 | 121 | 23 | 14 |
1216 | I just wanted a taste but, before I knew it, I was hooked. | 1.3226 | 0.04478 | 155 | 112 | 36 | 7 |
1217 | Sure, I come here to meet women, but it’s always the same: ‘I like you, but you’re too coy.’ | 1.3226 | 0.04478 | 155 | 112 | 36 | 7 |
1218 | ...and worse,she fell for his act hook,line and sinker! | 1.3226 | 0.04384 | 155 | 111 | 38 | 6 |
1219 | You want a sawbuck for each shot? All I got is a fin. | 1.3226 | 0.04287 | 155 | 110 | 40 | 5 |
1220 | Say that again....I dare you! I drink like a WHAT...? | 1.3226 | 0.04924 | 155 | 117 | 26 | 12 |
1221 | Yes, as a matter of fact, I did come here on my bicycle. You're starting to sound a lot like my ex. | 1.3226 | 0.04751 | 155 | 115 | 30 | 10 |
1222 | Well why would I drink any other way? | 1.3226 | 0.04751 | 155 | 115 | 30 | 10 |
1223 | Plastics, they said. Go into plastics. | 1.3226 | 0.04838 | 155 | 116 | 28 | 11 |
1224 | Who cares if I'm outta water, as long as you're not outta beer! | 1.3226 | 0.04838 | 155 | 116 | 28 | 11 |
1225 | Nearly got myself killed over a hook-up | 1.3226 | 0.04478 | 155 | 112 | 36 | 7 |
1226 | Enough already with the pickled herring jokes! | 1.3226 | 0.04924 | 155 | 117 | 26 | 12 |
1227 | All the free scotch I can drink, and I'll take you to the sunken treasure. | 1.3226 | 0.04662 | 155 | 114 | 32 | 9 |
1228 | Just water, I’m the designated diver. | 1.3226 | 0.04478 | 155 | 112 | 36 | 7 |
1229 | I don't need a leg to stand on. | 1.3226 | 0.04751 | 155 | 115 | 30 | 10 |
1230 | I’ve got 100 clams on the Marlins. | 1.3226 | 0.04478 | 155 | 112 | 36 | 7 |
1231 | Not too dry, if you please. | 1.3226 | 0.04571 | 155 | 113 | 34 | 8 |
1232 | Whadya mean, you're surprised to see a fish? Where do you think the one who got away goes after he gets away? | 1.3226 | 0.04751 | 155 | 115 | 30 | 10 |
1233 | ... and then he promised to drain the swamp ... don't get me started on what happened next. | 1.3226 | 0.04478 | 155 | 112 | 36 | 7 |
1234 | So you're telling me I could've gotten water from that tap the whole time?! | 1.3226 | 0.04571 | 155 | 113 | 34 | 8 |
1235 | Never mind what I drink like. | 1.3226 | 0.04087 | 155 | 108 | 44 | 3 |
1236 | I want to drink till I'm fish-faced. | 1.3226 | 0.04924 | 155 | 117 | 26 | 12 |
1237 | If you want to be precise, it’s a simile that has become an idiom. | 1.3226 | 0.04571 | 155 | 113 | 34 | 8 |
1238 | Oh, I know when a drink's been watered all right. | 1.3226 | 0.04662 | 155 | 114 | 32 | 9 |
1239 | So, this fisherman goes into a bar ... | 1.3226 | 0.04571 | 155 | 113 | 34 | 8 |
1240 | If I wanted water I’d have stayed in the ocean | 1.3226 | 0.04384 | 155 | 111 | 38 | 6 |
1241 | Water, on the rocks ... with salt | 1.3226 | 0.04478 | 155 | 112 | 36 | 7 |
1242 | And you know what? There actually aren't that many other fish in the sea. | 1.3226 | 0.04478 | 155 | 112 | 36 | 7 |
1243 | After six drinks, you humans nearly look spawnable. | 1.3226 | 0.04571 | 155 | 113 | 34 | 8 |
1244 | No, buddy. I haven't hit my limit! | 1.3226 | 0.04384 | 155 | 111 | 38 | 6 |
1245 | No more. I’m the designated diver. | 1.3226 | 0.04478 | 155 | 112 | 36 | 7 |
1246 | Why would I want to DRY martini ? | 1.3226 | 0.03877 | 155 | 106 | 48 | 1 |
1247 | I’m tanked. | 1.3226 | 0.04571 | 155 | 113 | 34 | 8 |
1248 | Can you imagine what it's like to hear about "sleeping with the fishes" and then find out that it's not what you thought it was? | 1.3226 | 0.04662 | 155 | 114 | 32 | 9 |
1249 | I’m a Bar-a-cuda. Why else would I be here? | 1.3217 | 0.04613 | 143 | 103 | 34 | 6 |
1250 | I'm telling you--since the movie won, women won't leave me alone! | 1.3217 | 0.04821 | 143 | 105 | 30 | 8 |
1251 | Don't cut me off, man, I have to stay hydrated. | 1.3208 | 0.04490 | 159 | 116 | 35 | 8 |
1252 | On the rocks? Are you trying to kill me?! | 1.3208 | 0.04309 | 159 | 114 | 39 | 6 |
1253 | Have I ever told you about the 6ft. 8inch fisherman that I knocked out of his boat? | 1.3208 | 0.04120 | 159 | 112 | 43 | 4 |
1254 | ..and no salt on the rim. I've had enough for a lifetime. | 1.3208 | 0.04215 | 159 | 113 | 41 | 5 |
1255 | Just keep the drinks coming...I'll let you know when I need to come up for air. | 1.3208 | 0.04664 | 159 | 118 | 31 | 10 |
1256 | I'll take Sex on the Beach with the Catch of the Day. | 1.3208 | 0.04664 | 159 | 118 | 31 | 10 |
1257 | Got any of those crackers that look like my cousin Wanda? | 1.3208 | 0.04309 | 159 | 114 | 39 | 6 |
1258 | I didn't say I am an alcoholic. I said I'm an aquaholic. | 1.3208 | 0.04748 | 159 | 119 | 29 | 11 |
1259 | I'll keep the mob out. They never want to drink with the fishes. | 1.3208 | 0.04400 | 159 | 115 | 37 | 7 |
1260 | Forget Moby Dick! It was Ahab’s obsession destroyed the ship. | 1.3208 | 0.04215 | 159 | 113 | 41 | 5 |
1261 | Bass Ale, please. | 1.3208 | 0.04913 | 159 | 121 | 25 | 13 |
1262 | All she ever does is carp carp carp at me. | 1.3208 | 0.04664 | 159 | 118 | 31 | 10 |
1263 | ... and that's when I found her spawning with another guy! | 1.3208 | 0.04022 | 159 | 111 | 45 | 3 |
1264 | A little less dry this time, ok? | 1.3208 | 0.04913 | 159 | 121 | 25 | 13 |
1265 | Ok. I'm out of my depth here, but... | 1.3208 | 0.04490 | 159 | 116 | 35 | 8 |
1266 | I’ll have a scotch and water and hold the scotch. | 1.3208 | 0.04400 | 159 | 115 | 37 | 7 |
1267 | What makes you think I wanted a DRY martini? | 1.3208 | 0.04664 | 159 | 118 | 31 | 10 |
1268 | I am a fish out of water but I still have needs you know... | 1.3208 | 0.04664 | 159 | 118 | 31 | 10 |
1269 | Scotch rocks, and save the "drinks like a fish" crap. | 1.3208 | 0.04400 | 159 | 115 | 37 | 7 |
1270 | What kind of water do you have? | 1.3208 | 0.04400 | 159 | 115 | 37 | 7 |
1271 | I'm supposed to meet a rabbi and a priest here. | 1.3205 | 0.04636 | 156 | 115 | 32 | 9 |
1272 | I get that a lot.... | 1.3204 | 0.05382 | 103 | 74 | 25 | 4 |
1273 | shot of water.....make that a double . | 1.3203 | 0.04964 | 153 | 116 | 25 | 12 |
1274 | I'll just have one for the roe. | 1.3203 | 0.04605 | 153 | 112 | 33 | 8 |
1275 | At this point I should warn you that I also pay like a fish. | 1.3193 | 0.04605 | 166 | 124 | 31 | 11 |
1276 | Yeah, I've heard the expression. Why do you ask ? | 1.3191 | 0.04648 | 141 | 102 | 33 | 6 |
1277 | No. If I drank like a fish, I wouldn't be using these glasses then, would I? | 1.3191 | 0.04964 | 141 | 105 | 27 | 9 |
1278 | So she has the nerve to say to me 'There are plenty of fish in the sea.'!' | 1.3191 | 0.04648 | 141 | 102 | 33 | 6 |
1279 | Gilly! Gilly! | 1.3190 | 0.04497 | 163 | 120 | 34 | 9 |
1280 | Water's for swimming, pal -- now hit me again. | 1.3190 | 0.04326 | 163 | 118 | 38 | 7 |
1281 | No, I did not walk in with the priest and the rabbi. | 1.3179 | 0.04733 | 151 | 112 | 30 | 9 |
1282 | And just why would I want one for the road? | 1.3179 | 0.04344 | 151 | 108 | 38 | 5 |
1283 | And just for your information, I do NOT drink like a fish. | 1.3179 | 0.04916 | 151 | 114 | 26 | 11 |
1284 | Just be thankful I don't "smoke like a chimney" too. | 1.3179 | 0.05005 | 151 | 115 | 24 | 12 |
1285 | I do play Koi, but only Off-Broadway" | 1.3179 | 0.04444 | 151 | 109 | 36 | 6 |
1286 | I suppose you expect me to drink like a fish? | 1.3179 | 0.04639 | 151 | 111 | 32 | 8 |
1287 | Another round of chumtinis, my good man. | 1.3179 | 0.04241 | 151 | 107 | 40 | 4 |
1288 | I'll take the one with the worm in it. The whole bottle. | 1.3179 | 0.04826 | 151 | 113 | 28 | 10 |
1289 | I drink like MYSELF,ok!?! | 1.3179 | 0.05005 | 151 | 115 | 24 | 12 |
1290 | People think we're born with a two second memory, but I drink to forget. | 1.3179 | 0.04639 | 151 | 111 | 32 | 8 |
1291 | and while we're at it, how the hell do people know how we drink in the first place? | 1.3179 | 0.04826 | 151 | 113 | 28 | 10 |
1292 | Skip the Mezcal. Just give me the worm. | 1.3179 | 0.04639 | 151 | 111 | 32 | 8 |
1293 | They were wrong when they said I couldn't get bigger than the bowl. | 1.3179 | 0.04733 | 151 | 112 | 30 | 9 |
1294 | Do you take sand dollars? | 1.3179 | 0.04826 | 151 | 113 | 28 | 10 |
1295 | I'm telling you Stan its just "fish", that is the plural, and what's more, none of us are sleeping down there. | 1.3179 | 0.04733 | 151 | 112 | 30 | 9 |
1296 | I knew it! You're a Virgo - I'm a Double Pisces! | 1.3179 | 0.04543 | 151 | 110 | 34 | 7 |
1297 | No, I get it. You were hoping I'd be a horse. | 1.3179 | 0.04733 | 151 | 112 | 30 | 9 |
1298 | For a fish out of water, hydration is the key! | 1.3179 | 0.04733 | 151 | 112 | 30 | 9 |
1299 | And then she packed her bags and left with our 10,000 kids. | 1.3179 | 0.04826 | 151 | 113 | 28 | 10 |
1300 | Oh yeah? Well, I think YOU pour like a human! | 1.3179 | 0.04639 | 151 | 111 | 32 | 8 |
1301 | Thank god, I thought this whole town was dry. | 1.3179 | 0.04344 | 151 | 108 | 38 | 5 |
1302 | Another water--and keep 'em coming! | 1.3179 | 0.05005 | 151 | 115 | 24 | 12 |
1303 | Actually, I drink like an overworked, unhappily married human. | 1.3179 | 0.04136 | 151 | 106 | 42 | 3 |
1304 | Just sparkling water for me. I have to swim home. | 1.3179 | 0.04916 | 151 | 114 | 26 | 11 |
1305 | All I've got left is a fin | 1.3179 | 0.04344 | 151 | 108 | 38 | 5 |
1306 | No,not like a fish. AS a fish. | 1.3179 | 0.04639 | 151 | 111 | 32 | 8 |
1307 | So I looked right at her and said, ' don't be koi with me.' | 1.3179 | 0.04639 | 151 | 111 | 32 | 8 |
1308 | Do you think I don’t know the difference between club soda, tonic water, seltzer, sparkling and tap water? I know my water, sir, and this is no Pellegrino! | 1.3179 | 0.04444 | 151 | 109 | 36 | 6 |
1309 | Hey, you know? I had to get out of Florida with all that toxic Red Tide. It changes you. Besides my friends are being washed up. | 1.3179 | 0.04916 | 151 | 114 | 26 | 11 |
1310 | Make mine a water and keep it coming! | 1.3179 | 0.04916 | 151 | 114 | 26 | 11 |
1311 | Don’t even go there. I’ve heard it a million times before. | 1.3179 | 0.04733 | 151 | 112 | 30 | 9 |
1312 | I'm just waiting for the rabbi and the priest to walk in" | 1.3179 | 0.05093 | 151 | 116 | 22 | 13 |
1313 | Swim a thousand miles and then die on the rocks? No siree... I'd rather die of scotch on the rocks! | 1.3179 | 0.04444 | 151 | 109 | 36 | 6 |
1314 | Fish-out-of-water jokes are not appreciated. | 1.3179 | 0.04543 | 151 | 110 | 34 | 7 |
1315 | Actually, make it a bubble. | 1.3179 | 0.04543 | 151 | 110 | 34 | 7 |
1316 | I know, I know ... like a fish... | 1.3179 | 0.04543 | 151 | 110 | 34 | 7 |
1317 | If my wife calls, tell her I'm in the tank. | 1.3179 | 0.04733 | 151 | 112 | 30 | 9 |
1318 | Can you call the cops? Someone stole my bicycle! | 1.3179 | 0.04826 | 151 | 113 | 28 | 10 |
1319 | Shot of Mescal - leave the worm. | 1.3179 | 0.04543 | 151 | 110 | 34 | 7 |
1320 | No really tell me. How'd you know I drank so much? | 1.3179 | 0.04639 | 151 | 111 | 32 | 8 |
1321 | Don't worry, you'll find someone. There's plenty of humans on the land. | 1.3176 | 0.04398 | 148 | 106 | 37 | 5 |
1322 | No Bloody Marys, no sharks, capiche? | 1.3176 | 0.04183 | 148 | 104 | 41 | 3 |
1323 | I may drink like a fish, but you pour like a human. | 1.3176 | 0.04292 | 148 | 105 | 39 | 4 |
1324 | I promised her I'd drain the swamp, and she said, "Let me guess... you're just another bottom dwelling scum sucker out to seduce me". | 1.3175 | 0.04867 | 126 | 91 | 30 | 5 |
1325 | Just get me something wet | 1.3171 | 0.04390 | 164 | 120 | 36 | 8 |
1326 | I don't know why, but I just feel like a fish out of water. | 1.3169 | 0.04832 | 142 | 105 | 29 | 8 |
1327 | ...and THEN she said, “Well you know that there are other fish in the sea!”. | 1.3169 | 0.04832 | 142 | 105 | 29 | 8 |
1328 | Oh, I do? Well, you..you..pour like a bartender. | 1.3165 | 0.04336 | 139 | 98 | 38 | 3 |
1329 | You wouldn't believe the kind of kelp I put up with. | 1.3165 | 0.05109 | 139 | 105 | 24 | 10 |
1330 | GIVE ME ONE MORE FOR THE RIVER | 1.3165 | 0.04407 | 158 | 115 | 36 | 7 |
1331 | And that Paul Manatee . . . a good family guy . . . a decent manatee . . . total railroad job. #sad. | 1.3158 | 0.04697 | 133 | 96 | 32 | 5 |
1332 | Leave the bottle. I drink like a fish. | 1.3154 | 0.04674 | 149 | 110 | 31 | 8 |
1333 | No more on line dating for me, Barkeep! It's all about bait and switch! | 1.3154 | 0.04956 | 149 | 113 | 25 | 11 |
1334 | One large bowl of water, and make it snappy. I’m dyin’ here. | 1.3154 | 0.04674 | 149 | 110 | 31 | 8 |
1335 | I drink like a fish. Like I never heard that one before. | 1.3154 | 0.04476 | 149 | 108 | 35 | 6 |
1336 | My wife left me...Says I drink like a fish. | 1.3154 | 0.04674 | 149 | 110 | 31 | 8 |
1337 | Invasive species? Invasive species? I’ll have you know I was spawned just upstream from here! | 1.3154 | 0.04476 | 149 | 108 | 35 | 6 |
1338 | I'll take that as a compliment | 1.3154 | 0.04864 | 149 | 112 | 27 | 10 |
1339 | Oh yeah? Well you sweat like a pig! | 1.3154 | 0.04770 | 149 | 111 | 29 | 9 |
1340 | Make it a double. I drink like a fish . | 1.3154 | 0.04770 | 149 | 111 | 29 | 9 |
1341 | ...and she laid all of these 100’s of eggs and I said “No Way! Those don’t even look like me.”, so next week we are doing the Povich show. | 1.3154 | 0.04674 | 149 | 110 | 31 | 8 |
1342 | How upscale is this place? | 1.3154 | 0.04476 | 149 | 108 | 35 | 6 |
1343 | Both 75% water. We're not so different, you and I ;)" | 1.3154 | 0.04576 | 149 | 109 | 33 | 7 |
1344 | And then he has the nerve to throw me back! | 1.3154 | 0.04268 | 149 | 106 | 39 | 4 |
1345 | Sex in the Shoal please...with a sprig of seaweed. | 1.3154 | 0.04770 | 149 | 111 | 29 | 9 |
1346 | Could you put tops on them, I'm heading to a bash upstream | 1.3154 | 0.04674 | 149 | 110 | 31 | 8 |
1347 | One more, then I have to get back to the school. | 1.3154 | 0.04476 | 149 | 108 | 35 | 6 |
1348 | If you were me, you'd drink like a fish too. | 1.3154 | 0.04956 | 149 | 113 | 25 | 11 |
1349 | You're welcome to your opinion but I'm sure that I drink like a lawyer. | 1.3154 | 0.04770 | 149 | 111 | 29 | 9 |
1350 | I drink like a fish? How else am I supposed to drink, you specist bastard! | 1.3154 | 0.05047 | 149 | 114 | 23 | 12 |
1351 | Pay up by tomorrow or you’ll be swimming with me. | 1.3154 | 0.04674 | 149 | 110 | 31 | 8 |
1352 | One more Cutty Shark, neat. | 1.3154 | 0.04770 | 149 | 111 | 29 | 9 |
1353 | Since I joined the school I've been drinking like... well, you know. | 1.3154 | 0.04576 | 149 | 109 | 33 | 7 |
1354 | Mescal, please. With the worm. | 1.3154 | 0.04373 | 149 | 107 | 37 | 5 |
1355 | Don't let evolution come between us,Adam! | 1.3154 | 0.04770 | 149 | 111 | 29 | 9 |
1356 | The name's Gilbert, not Gill. | 1.3154 | 0.04956 | 149 | 113 | 25 | 11 |
1357 | Water on the side, please | 1.3154 | 0.04956 | 149 | 113 | 25 | 11 |
1358 | I'll take a fin and tonic, please. | 1.3154 | 0.04476 | 149 | 108 | 35 | 6 |
1359 | A fish goes into a bar. Have you heard that one? | 1.3154 | 0.04956 | 149 | 113 | 25 | 11 |
1360 | I feel like a fish out of water. | 1.3154 | 0.04864 | 149 | 112 | 27 | 10 |
1361 | How about you don’t tell me ‘I drink like a fish” and I’ll lay off the Irish jokes!” | 1.3154 | 0.04864 | 149 | 112 | 27 | 10 |
1362 | Hey, I'm all about carpe diem. | 1.3154 | 0.04674 | 149 | 110 | 31 | 8 |
1363 | Hey man; is the snapper sittin’ in the booth with anyone? | 1.3154 | 0.04864 | 149 | 112 | 27 | 10 |
1364 | And if anyone asks for Mike Trout tell them you haven’t seen me. | 1.3154 | 0.04674 | 149 | 110 | 31 | 8 |
1365 | Something briny. | 1.3154 | 0.04674 | 149 | 110 | 31 | 8 |
1366 | Anyway I caught this child about three feet long, using just a candy cane bait, | 1.3154 | 0.04864 | 149 | 112 | 27 | 10 |
1367 | Water... No ice. | 1.3154 | 0.04956 | 149 | 113 | 25 | 11 |
1368 | Don’t you be Koi with me! | 1.3154 | 0.04770 | 149 | 111 | 29 | 9 |
1369 | We are divorcing due to irreconcilable differences, he is just too shallow and shellfish. | 1.3154 | 0.04770 | 149 | 111 | 29 | 9 |
1370 | My wife thinks I'm at the Sunken Ship... | 1.3154 | 0.04674 | 149 | 110 | 31 | 8 |
1371 | Nobody cared about us when they decided to drain the swamp! | 1.3154 | 0.04674 | 149 | 110 | 31 | 8 |
1372 | How many more tequilas 'til I get to the worm? | 1.3154 | 0.04576 | 149 | 109 | 33 | 7 |
1373 | Is this the sand bar? | 1.3154 | 0.04576 | 149 | 109 | 33 | 7 |
1374 | Trust me, I know just how you feel Mac, school isn't for everyone. | 1.3154 | 0.04576 | 149 | 109 | 33 | 7 |
1375 | Don't tell PETA I'm here. | 1.3154 | 0.04161 | 149 | 105 | 41 | 3 |
1376 | Say, did you hear the one about the Boston dame who wanted to get scrod. | 1.3154 | 0.04770 | 149 | 111 | 29 | 9 |
1377 | So what was that all about - no shirt, no shoes , no service? | 1.3154 | 0.04476 | 149 | 108 | 35 | 6 |
1378 | I used to be hooked, but I can control myself now. | 1.3154 | 0.04476 | 149 | 108 | 35 | 6 |
1379 | Don't tell me you are out of water! | 1.3154 | 0.04770 | 149 | 111 | 29 | 9 |
1380 | The ironic thing is, fish don’t drink. | 1.3154 | 0.04476 | 149 | 108 | 35 | 6 |
1381 | Out of water I can handle. Out of scotch, no. | 1.3154 | 0.04576 | 149 | 109 | 33 | 7 |
1382 | I’ll take 12,000 more water cocktails. Hold the cocktail. | 1.3154 | 0.04674 | 149 | 110 | 31 | 8 |
1383 | So a carp, a mollusk and an octopus walked into a bar ... | 1.3154 | 0.04888 | 130 | 95 | 29 | 6 |
1384 | Drink, drink, drink...And I'm underwater on my home. | 1.3151 | 0.04209 | 146 | 103 | 40 | 3 |
1385 | I won't let you off the hook if you call me chum again. | 1.3151 | 0.04209 | 146 | 103 | 40 | 3 |
1386 | Of course I do! That's what I am! | 1.3151 | 0.04428 | 146 | 105 | 36 | 5 |
1387 | And none of your "like a fish" jokes. | 1.3151 | 0.04095 | 146 | 102 | 42 | 2 |
1388 | And when I proposed she carped at the idea. | 1.3145 | 0.04004 | 159 | 112 | 44 | 3 |
1389 | Joe, are you watering down my drink? | 1.3145 | 0.03903 | 159 | 111 | 46 | 2 |
1390 | So, I’ve heard you have bar flies... | 1.3143 | 0.04975 | 140 | 105 | 26 | 9 |
1391 | I'd set you up with a friend but there's a catch. | 1.3143 | 0.04655 | 140 | 102 | 32 | 6 |
1392 | ... and try not to drown it this time. | 1.3129 | 0.04998 | 147 | 112 | 24 | 11 |
1393 | Now you know exactly what they mean. | 1.3129 | 0.04904 | 147 | 111 | 26 | 10 |
1394 | Hey, can you recommend a white that goes with fish? | 1.3129 | 0.04808 | 147 | 110 | 28 | 9 |
1395 | Of course I drink like a fish. What's your point, buddy? | 1.3129 | 0.04507 | 147 | 107 | 34 | 6 |
1396 | A Bass Ale, please, barman ! | 1.3129 | 0.04296 | 147 | 105 | 38 | 4 |
1397 | You are what you eat. | 1.3129 | 0.04710 | 147 | 109 | 30 | 8 |
1398 | ... and then she said, ‘Don’t worry. There are lots of other fish in the sea.’ Like, how does that help me? I live in friggin’ Cleveland!! | 1.3129 | 0.04296 | 147 | 105 | 38 | 4 |
1399 | So I swam and I swam right over that dam. | 1.3129 | 0.04710 | 147 | 109 | 30 | 8 |
1400 | That's very funny, "a fish out of water", like I haven't heard that before"... | 1.3129 | 0.04998 | 147 | 112 | 24 | 11 |
1401 | I'm not like a fish out of water. I am a fish out of water. | 1.3129 | 0.04403 | 147 | 106 | 36 | 5 |
1402 | Who are you to tell me that I should scale back | 1.3129 | 0.04904 | 147 | 111 | 26 | 10 |
1403 | If anyone tells you there are plenty of fish in the sea, they’re lying. | 1.3129 | 0.04186 | 147 | 104 | 40 | 3 |
1404 | I'm ok to dive home. | 1.3129 | 0.04507 | 147 | 107 | 34 | 6 |
1405 | No, Bill, do you know what there are "plenty" of? Straws! | 1.3129 | 0.04808 | 147 | 110 | 28 | 9 |
1406 | You think you got it tough Buddy? I can't even drown my sorrows! | 1.3129 | 0.04610 | 147 | 108 | 32 | 7 |
1407 | What's that's supposed mean, anyway? Drink like a fish? What exactly does a fish drink like? Do all fish drink alike? Huh buddy? | 1.3129 | 0.04710 | 147 | 109 | 30 | 8 |
1408 | Water’s probably a good idea. | 1.3129 | 0.04403 | 147 | 106 | 36 | 5 |
1409 | Yup, I'm the one that got away. | 1.3129 | 0.05090 | 147 | 113 | 22 | 12 |
1410 | My doctor advised more fluids... | 1.3129 | 0.04808 | 147 | 110 | 28 | 9 |
1411 | Big fish, small pond...you know the story. | 1.3129 | 0.04507 | 147 | 107 | 34 | 6 |
1412 | Did you just ask me if I am 18 or over? | 1.3129 | 0.04904 | 147 | 111 | 26 | 10 |
1413 | She told me there are other fish in the sea... | 1.3129 | 0.04610 | 147 | 108 | 32 | 7 |
1414 | Well, at least I don't smoke like a chimney! | 1.3129 | 0.04808 | 147 | 110 | 28 | 9 |
1415 | Your staring is weirding me out! | 1.3129 | 0.04808 | 147 | 110 | 28 | 9 |
1416 | I was flushed as a child. So yeah, I drink. | 1.3129 | 0.04610 | 147 | 108 | 32 | 7 |
1417 | Give me a few more, buddy. I have a reputation to protect | 1.3129 | 0.04808 | 147 | 110 | 28 | 9 |
1418 | Mind if I run a tab, I’m expecting a priest and a rabbi any minute. | 1.3129 | 0.04808 | 147 | 110 | 28 | 9 |
1419 | And now I wonder, what was so bad about the small pond? | 1.3129 | 0.04610 | 147 | 108 | 32 | 7 |
1420 | Just found out my wife is sleeping with the fishes. | 1.3129 | 0.04808 | 147 | 110 | 28 | 9 |
1421 | I want a dry dirty water. An ounce of PCB, garnish of plastic, shaken not stirred. | 1.3129 | 0.04808 | 147 | 110 | 28 | 9 |
1422 | Bartender: We don't get many carp in here. Carp: At these prices, I can see why. | 1.3129 | 0.04403 | 147 | 106 | 36 | 5 |
1423 | You’re lucky, we only serve fish on Fridays. | 1.3129 | 0.04808 | 147 | 110 | 28 | 9 |
1424 | I down 1000 of gallons a day and you’re cutting me off after 8 ounces of bourbon? | 1.3129 | 0.04610 | 147 | 108 | 32 | 7 |
1425 | Open tab please; I drink like a fish. | 1.3129 | 0.04710 | 147 | 109 | 30 | 8 |
1426 | A fish never walks into a bar | 1.3129 | 0.04610 | 147 | 108 | 32 | 7 |
1427 | On the positive side, after the plastic surgery, I don't need clothes no more | 1.3129 | 0.04808 | 147 | 110 | 28 | 9 |
1428 | Well, how else am I supposed to drink?" | 1.3129 | 0.04808 | 147 | 110 | 28 | 9 |
1429 | Fifteen bucks? All I got is two fins. | 1.3129 | 0.04610 | 147 | 108 | 32 | 7 |
1430 | So what if I want some goldfish crackers? | 1.3129 | 0.04403 | 147 | 106 | 36 | 5 |
1431 | What do you mean she drinks like a fish? | 1.3129 | 0.04808 | 147 | 110 | 28 | 9 |
1432 | ...and sprinkle some flakes on the top of that. | 1.3129 | 0.04186 | 147 | 104 | 40 | 3 |
1433 | No, I don’t need a straw! | 1.3129 | 0.04710 | 147 | 109 | 30 | 8 |
1434 | Yeah? Well you sit wrapped in newspaper for three days and see how good you smell buddy! | 1.3129 | 0.04507 | 147 | 107 | 34 | 6 |
1435 | ....and don't even get me started about the plastic. | 1.3129 | 0.04507 | 147 | 107 | 34 | 6 |
1436 | My 23,000 kids never write. | 1.3129 | 0.04507 | 147 | 107 | 34 | 6 |
1437 | I said dry gin, dammit. I don't care if it kills me. | 1.3129 | 0.04507 | 147 | 107 | 34 | 6 |
1438 | You’re right, it’s her loss: I’M the one that got away! | 1.3129 | 0.04403 | 147 | 106 | 36 | 5 |
1439 | Just a glass of water without my own crap in it, please. | 1.3129 | 0.04998 | 147 | 112 | 24 | 11 |
1440 | I’ve found Plenty of Fish to be the best dating site for me. | 1.3129 | 0.04808 | 147 | 110 | 28 | 9 |
1441 | Someone told me this is a watering hole? | 1.3129 | 0.04808 | 147 | 110 | 28 | 9 |
1442 | Brilliant - who else would I "drink like"? | 1.3129 | 0.04904 | 147 | 111 | 26 | 10 |
1443 | This is OK, but I do prefer the sand bar. | 1.3129 | 0.04507 | 147 | 107 | 34 | 6 |
1444 | Ok. So John the Baptist, Jacques Cousteau and Scott Pruitt walk into a bar... | 1.3129 | 0.04610 | 147 | 108 | 32 | 7 |
1445 | Where is this "sea" that you speak of? | 1.3129 | 0.04710 | 147 | 109 | 30 | 8 |
1446 | I heard this is a good place to hook up. | 1.3129 | 0.04808 | 147 | 110 | 28 | 9 |
1447 | Gin martini, brackish. | 1.3129 | 0.04610 | 147 | 108 | 32 | 7 |
1448 | A martini with an anchovy. | 1.3129 | 0.04610 | 147 | 108 | 32 | 7 |
1449 | And, no cracks about drowning my sorrows. | 1.3129 | 0.04610 | 147 | 108 | 32 | 7 |
1450 | No I wouldn't rather have a Bass Ale, thank you. | 1.3129 | 0.04710 | 147 | 109 | 30 | 8 |
1451 | You think fish vagina smells like people? | 1.3129 | 0.05090 | 147 | 113 | 22 | 12 |
1452 | Anything but water. | 1.3129 | 0.04904 | 147 | 111 | 26 | 10 |
1453 | So...then I says to this Geni... "you can't do that..just go ahead and try" | 1.3129 | 0.04904 | 147 | 111 | 26 | 10 |
1454 | I may be a fish out of water but I'll be damned if I'm out of alcohol too. Keep 'em coming." | 1.3129 | 0.04610 | 147 | 108 | 32 | 7 |
1455 | Everyone just assumed I drink like a fish. So I decided, what the heck, I'll start drinking like a fish. | 1.3129 | 0.04904 | 147 | 111 | 26 | 10 |
1456 | I dare you. I double dare you, Jonah. Tell me I drink like a fish one more time, and let's see what happens... | 1.3129 | 0.04610 | 147 | 108 | 32 | 7 |
1457 | Just a glass of salt water, please - I'm swimming. | 1.3129 | 0.04998 | 147 | 112 | 24 | 11 |
1458 | I drink like a fish. That's the best you got? | 1.3129 | 0.04710 | 147 | 109 | 30 | 8 |
1459 | And then at every meeting, they serve those damn Pepperidge Farm crackers. | 1.3129 | 0.04507 | 147 | 107 | 34 | 6 |
1460 | I think you've had enough. You're looking a little green around the gills. | 1.3129 | 0.04904 | 147 | 111 | 26 | 10 |
1461 | Have you read “Being Russian” by D.J. Trump”? | 1.3125 | 0.04235 | 144 | 102 | 39 | 3 |
1462 | Show me the collusion. | 1.3125 | 0.04803 | 128 | 93 | 30 | 5 |
1463 | And then I said, I'm just trying to be koi. | 1.3121 | 0.04627 | 141 | 103 | 32 | 6 |
1464 | Quit giving me that walleyed look... | 1.3120 | 0.05257 | 125 | 94 | 23 | 8 |
1465 | I stumble around the room when I DON’T drink. | 1.3111 | 0.04757 | 135 | 99 | 30 | 6 |
1466 | Then I sez, "No! I don't drink LIKE a fish!!! | 1.3111 | 0.04639 | 135 | 98 | 32 | 5 |
1467 | The thing is, I just don't feel quite in my element anywhere anymore. | 1.3111 | 0.05201 | 135 | 103 | 22 | 10 |
1468 | I’m always attracted to the wrong guys. They lure me in with shiney bling then just keep tossing me back. | 1.3111 | 0.04757 | 135 | 99 | 30 | 6 |
1469 | She fell for me the moment she saw me - hook, line and sinker | 1.3103 | 0.04846 | 145 | 109 | 27 | 9 |
1470 | Since she left I feel like a fish out of water | 1.3103 | 0.04540 | 145 | 106 | 33 | 6 |
1471 | Just a splash, please. | 1.3103 | 0.04540 | 145 | 106 | 33 | 6 |
1472 | I’ll have another. I feel dehydrated. | 1.3103 | 0.04746 | 145 | 108 | 29 | 8 |
1473 | Why don't you put up the GONE FISHIN' sign, and we'll takle it from there? | 1.3103 | 0.04746 | 145 | 108 | 29 | 8 |
1474 | She hooks every boyfriend by fixing him a Grasshopper to drink, but I didn't take the bait. Most guys fall for it hook, line, and sinker. | 1.3103 | 0.04644 | 145 | 107 | 31 | 7 |
1475 | And for my third wish I said I wanted to be able drink like a fish without falling on my butt. So presto, no butt. | 1.3103 | 0.05134 | 145 | 112 | 21 | 12 |
1476 | Actually, I drink in moderation. | 1.3103 | 0.04746 | 145 | 108 | 29 | 8 |
1477 | I find your use of the phrase "drinks like a fish" to be both specist and demeaning. | 1.3103 | 0.04540 | 145 | 106 | 33 | 6 |
1478 | I thought I would take a gap year and see the world before I spawn. | 1.3103 | 0.04644 | 145 | 107 | 31 | 7 |
1479 | Haven't you heard of pickled Herring? | 1.3103 | 0.04746 | 145 | 108 | 29 | 8 |
1480 | I'm not like the other fishes | 1.3103 | 0.04846 | 145 | 109 | 27 | 9 |
1481 | Whaddya' mean, "you don't serve fish here"? | 1.3103 | 0.04746 | 145 | 108 | 29 | 8 |
1482 | Have I got a story for you... | 1.3103 | 0.04644 | 145 | 107 | 31 | 7 |
1483 | I tell you that man I caught was this short if he wasn't even shorter! | 1.3103 | 0.04944 | 145 | 110 | 25 | 10 |
1484 | No alcohol, I don't want to get pickled. | 1.3103 | 0.04540 | 145 | 106 | 33 | 6 |
1485 | Tap water is fine, but can you put it in a really big glass? | 1.3103 | 0.04324 | 145 | 104 | 37 | 4 |
1486 | I'M looking for Mr. Chips. | 1.3103 | 0.04944 | 145 | 110 | 25 | 10 |
1487 | . . . and why isn't it a moose-out-of-water story? | 1.3103 | 0.04540 | 145 | 106 | 33 | 6 |
1488 | You can't take my keys! I biked here. | 1.3103 | 0.04746 | 145 | 108 | 29 | 8 |
1489 | You're kidding? Out of water? | 1.3103 | 0.04944 | 145 | 110 | 25 | 10 |
1490 | The rabbi and priest are right behind me. | 1.3103 | 0.04846 | 145 | 109 | 27 | 9 |
1491 | It’s a bit too dry for my taste | 1.3103 | 0.04944 | 145 | 110 | 25 | 10 |
1492 | Back in my day, all we had to worry about was BP oil spills | 1.3103 | 0.04746 | 145 | 108 | 29 | 8 |
1493 | Who wouldn't drink like a fish these days? | 1.3103 | 0.05040 | 145 | 111 | 23 | 11 |
1494 | What're you looking at? Where do you think the term DRINK LIKE A FISH came from?? | 1.3103 | 0.04746 | 145 | 108 | 29 | 8 |
1495 | You guessed it -- I'm the one that got away. | 1.3103 | 0.04944 | 145 | 110 | 25 | 10 |
1496 | You look like you've never seen a fish out of water. | 1.3103 | 0.04433 | 145 | 105 | 35 | 5 |
1497 | I’ll have a Tuna Surprise, and no wise cracks. | 1.3103 | 0.05040 | 145 | 111 | 23 | 11 |
1498 | My bicycle left me and life’s just not the same. | 1.3103 | 0.04746 | 145 | 108 | 29 | 8 |
1499 | I'm a Pisces. What are you, a Leo? | 1.3103 | 0.04846 | 145 | 109 | 27 | 9 |
1500 | We’ve adapted. | 1.3103 | 0.04644 | 145 | 107 | 31 | 7 |
1501 | Apparently, I drink like a human. | 1.3103 | 0.04433 | 145 | 105 | 35 | 5 |
1502 | I'll have what the fish in the back aquarium are having. | 1.3103 | 0.04644 | 145 | 107 | 31 | 7 |
1503 | Thanks for drink. Will a fin take care of it? | 1.3103 | 0.04644 | 145 | 107 | 31 | 7 |
1504 | I’m not getting green around the gills- that’s just algae. | 1.3103 | 0.04846 | 145 | 109 | 27 | 9 |
1505 | Give me a river on the rocks. | 1.3103 | 0.04846 | 145 | 109 | 27 | 9 |
1506 | The swim-up bar was too crowded. | 1.3103 | 0.04324 | 145 | 104 | 37 | 4 |
1507 | I first got hooked when I was a minnow. | 1.3103 | 0.04746 | 145 | 108 | 29 | 8 |
1508 | At least I won’t drown in my sorrows | 1.3103 | 0.04644 | 145 | 107 | 31 | 7 |
1509 | I'm meeting a guy here; he said that he can hook me up. | 1.3103 | 0.04433 | 145 | 105 | 35 | 5 |
1510 | Hey, I'll drink the way nature intended, ok? | 1.3103 | 0.04944 | 145 | 110 | 25 | 10 |
1511 | A little dry for my taste. | 1.3103 | 0.04540 | 145 | 106 | 33 | 6 |
1512 | OK - I'll try an Evian. | 1.3103 | 0.04540 | 145 | 106 | 33 | 6 |
1513 | I'm meeting Michael Avenatti to discuss my deposition. | 1.3103 | 0.04540 | 145 | 106 | 33 | 6 |
1514 | You’re out of water? No, I’m out of water. | 1.3103 | 0.04846 | 145 | 109 | 27 | 9 |
1515 | May I have a glass of water please? - a very large glass of water. | 1.3103 | 0.04433 | 145 | 105 | 35 | 5 |
1516 | She said she needed me like she needed a bicycle. | 1.3103 | 0.04644 | 145 | 107 | 31 | 7 |
1517 | No, I swear- this is not a Fish Story. | 1.3103 | 0.04540 | 145 | 106 | 33 | 6 |
1518 | I'm just trolling for a hook-up. | 1.3103 | 0.04433 | 145 | 105 | 35 | 5 |
1519 | Just one more-I had a bad day in school. | 1.3103 | 0.04433 | 145 | 105 | 35 | 5 |
1520 | Actually, it’s an idiom. The word “like” doesn’t automatically make it a simile. | 1.3103 | 0.04846 | 145 | 109 | 27 | 9 |
1521 | You got anything back there that'll wash down this fishy taste? | 1.3103 | 0.04540 | 145 | 106 | 33 | 6 |
1522 | Of course I’m cold-blooded,” I tell her | 1.3103 | 0.04644 | 145 | 107 | 31 | 7 |
1523 | CWater, straight up, room temperature, in a five gallon tank, as soon as possible | 1.3103 | 0.04944 | 145 | 110 | 25 | 10 |
1524 | Keep the Perrier coming. I feel like a real fish out of water tonight! | 1.3103 | 0.04540 | 145 | 106 | 33 | 6 |
1525 | Well, you pour like a human. | 1.3103 | 0.04944 | 145 | 110 | 25 | 10 |
1526 | Hey pal, I said my wife was a “nice bass.” | 1.3103 | 0.04846 | 145 | 109 | 27 | 9 |
1527 | Just something wet. | 1.3103 | 0.04644 | 145 | 107 | 31 | 7 |
1528 | I know what you're thinking, another fish-out-of-water story, right? | 1.3103 | 0.04644 | 145 | 107 | 31 | 7 |
1529 | Right now what I need is a lot of water. | 1.3103 | 0.04846 | 145 | 109 | 27 | 9 |
1530 | Well, maybe if the service around here wasn't so slow, I wouldn't be out of water. | 1.3103 | 0.05040 | 145 | 111 | 23 | 11 |
1531 | ...and then he says the scales of justice are tilted for the rich. What does he know about scales? | 1.3103 | 0.04644 | 145 | 107 | 31 | 7 |
1532 | Yes, another one. I am a fish out of water. | 1.3103 | 0.04746 | 145 | 108 | 29 | 8 |
1533 | What type of wine is best with salmon? | 1.3103 | 0.04846 | 145 | 109 | 27 | 9 |
1534 | I'm going through a deep blue period. | 1.3103 | 0.04433 | 145 | 105 | 35 | 5 |
1535 | Of course I drink like a fish. Duh! | 1.3103 | 0.04644 | 145 | 107 | 31 | 7 |
1536 | I don't care if I do look blue around the gills. Keep those drinks coming ! | 1.3103 | 0.04540 | 145 | 106 | 33 | 6 |
1537 | She wants me to swim upstream with her for a week. Can you believe that? | 1.3103 | 0.04746 | 145 | 108 | 29 | 8 |
1538 | They said this was the nearest watering hole. | 1.3103 | 0.04746 | 145 | 108 | 29 | 8 |
1539 | I’m a Pisces | 1.3103 | 0.04846 | 145 | 109 | 27 | 9 |
1540 | You seen Vinny lately? I'm supposed to be sleeping with him. | 1.3103 | 0.05040 | 145 | 111 | 23 | 11 |
1541 | You drink like a fish. Oh how original. Right up there with a rabbi, a priest and a nun........ | 1.3103 | 0.04644 | 145 | 107 | 31 | 7 |
1542 | Well, I had to get out of there. I was in hot water. | 1.3103 | 0.04746 | 145 | 108 | 29 | 8 |
1543 | A martini, but not too dry. | 1.3103 | 0.04644 | 145 | 107 | 31 | 7 |
1544 | I asked for a wet martini, not dry. | 1.3103 | 0.04644 | 145 | 107 | 31 | 7 |
1545 | He was this big. | 1.3103 | 0.04644 | 145 | 107 | 31 | 7 |
1546 | Say Mac, send a drink over to the little Angel at table 3 and set me up again. | 1.3103 | 0.04644 | 145 | 107 | 31 | 7 |
1547 | I'm supposed to meet a priest and a rabbi here. | 1.3103 | 0.04644 | 145 | 107 | 31 | 7 |
1548 | Forget the peanuts. I want that worm even if I have to drink the whole bottle of tequila | 1.3103 | 0.04540 | 145 | 106 | 33 | 6 |
1549 | I got you there, I didn’t WALK into this bar. | 1.3103 | 0.04644 | 145 | 107 | 31 | 7 |
1550 | I'm_not_driving. Bike's out front. | 1.3103 | 0.04644 | 145 | 107 | 31 | 7 |
1551 | Your job is to pour the drinks, not to comment on what I drink like. | 1.3103 | 0.04644 | 145 | 107 | 31 | 7 |
1552 | Oh yea, well you probably eat like a pig. So, shut up! | 1.3103 | 0.04644 | 145 | 107 | 31 | 7 |
1553 | It'll be the Great American Novel, Mac. I call it, "The Scales of Justice." Now pour me another -- you're looking at a fish out of gin. | 1.3103 | 0.04746 | 145 | 108 | 29 | 8 |
1554 | Just throw a glass of water on my face. | 1.3103 | 0.04324 | 145 | 104 | 37 | 4 |
1555 | I don’t drink LIKE a fish. I AM a fish. | 1.3103 | 0.04746 | 145 | 108 | 29 | 8 |
1556 | It's ok, Im not driving tonight | 1.3103 | 0.05040 | 145 | 111 | 23 | 11 |
1557 | I used to be a simile, look at me now. | 1.3103 | 0.04746 | 145 | 108 | 29 | 8 |
1558 | So, a rabbi, a priest and Herman Melville walk into a bar..... | 1.3103 | 0.04644 | 145 | 107 | 31 | 7 |
1559 | Me? A drinking problem?! | 1.3103 | 0.04324 | 145 | 104 | 37 | 4 |
1560 | ...and YOU tend bar like a human. | 1.3103 | 0.04746 | 145 | 108 | 29 | 8 |
1561 | Goldie! What's yours? | 1.3103 | 0.04324 | 145 | 104 | 37 | 4 |
1562 | I'm having such an out of water type day. | 1.3103 | 0.04746 | 145 | 108 | 29 | 8 |
1563 | She sued me. Me sushi! | 1.3103 | 0.04746 | 145 | 108 | 29 | 8 |
1564 | That's a red herring. | 1.3103 | 0.04644 | 145 | 107 | 31 | 7 |
1565 | Of course I need a drink. I'm a fish out of water. | 1.3103 | 0.04540 | 145 | 106 | 33 | 6 |
1566 | Salt water, neat.........keep 'em coming! | 1.3103 | 0.04746 | 145 | 108 | 29 | 8 |
1567 | I don’t care what the recipe says, put some salt in it. | 1.3103 | 0.04644 | 145 | 107 | 31 | 7 |
1568 | Have you got something with a little water in it? | 1.3103 | 0.04746 | 145 | 108 | 29 | 8 |
1569 | Hey, the Sturgeon General says there’s nothing wrong with a couple of drinks a day. | 1.3103 | 0.04644 | 145 | 107 | 31 | 7 |
1570 | It's tough for a guy like me to drown his sorrows. | 1.3103 | 0.04846 | 145 | 109 | 27 | 9 |
1571 | Yes, the rumors are true, I DO drink like a fish. | 1.3103 | 0.04644 | 145 | 107 | 31 | 7 |
1572 | A wet martini, please | 1.3103 | 0.04944 | 145 | 110 | 25 | 10 |
1573 | They`re in bed, see, and the lobster says to the clam, “did you remember the butter”? | 1.3103 | 0.04746 | 145 | 108 | 29 | 8 |
1574 | I'm not carping because I'm drunk – it's just who I am. | 1.3103 | 0.04746 | 145 | 108 | 29 | 8 |
1575 | I'm trying to not get hooked on this stuff! | 1.3103 | 0.04746 | 145 | 108 | 29 | 8 |
1576 | I trying to kick it, but I would kill for a glass of water about now. | 1.3103 | 0.04746 | 145 | 108 | 29 | 8 |
1577 | I don't care what 23 and Me says, we aren't related! | 1.3103 | 0.04540 | 145 | 106 | 33 | 6 |
1578 | Who does your hair? | 1.3103 | 0.04746 | 145 | 108 | 29 | 8 |
1579 | Waddya mean, you ain't got a shrimp cocktail? Isn't this a bar? | 1.3103 | 0.04746 | 145 | 108 | 29 | 8 |
1580 | Did you catch the Marlins game? | 1.3103 | 0.04746 | 145 | 108 | 29 | 8 |
1581 | She says’ Quit your carping’”and I’m like “ that’s the best version of me” | 1.3103 | 0.04540 | 145 | 106 | 33 | 6 |
1582 | Drink like a fish...no, I've never heard that one before! | 1.3103 | 0.04846 | 145 | 109 | 27 | 9 |
1583 | I can’t even drown my sorrows! | 1.3103 | 0.04746 | 145 | 108 | 29 | 8 |
1584 | Screw you! You wouldn't be saying I drink a lot if I weren't Irish." | 1.3101 | 0.04897 | 129 | 95 | 28 | 6 |
1585 | Hear anything more about this spawn and die thing? | 1.3099 | 0.04707 | 142 | 105 | 30 | 7 |
1586 | Don't be Koi with me. | 1.3099 | 0.04377 | 142 | 102 | 36 | 4 |
1587 | I’m having a bit of trouble breathing. May I have a glass of water? | 1.3099 | 0.04915 | 142 | 107 | 26 | 9 |
1588 | She left me for a carp. Can you believe it? A CARP! | 1.3099 | 0.04915 | 142 | 107 | 26 | 9 |
1589 | ...sigh, I used to be a GREAT catch! | 1.3099 | 0.04812 | 142 | 106 | 28 | 8 |
1590 | I'm fine to swim home." | 1.3095 | 0.04972 | 126 | 93 | 27 | 6 |
1591 | My shrink says it's because I can't commit. | 1.3094 | 0.04314 | 139 | 99 | 37 | 3 |
1592 | Can you call me an Uber Pool? | 1.3089 | 0.04637 | 123 | 88 | 32 | 3 |
1593 | I look like a hooker?” | 1.3087 | 0.04752 | 149 | 112 | 28 | 9 |
1594 | Do you think I look fat in this dress? | 1.3083 | 0.04912 | 133 | 99 | 27 | 7 |
1595 | spare the sarcasm and keep the tab going | 1.3083 | 0.04551 | 133 | 96 | 33 | 4 |
1596 | I don't like the atmosphere. | 1.3083 | 0.05027 | 133 | 100 | 25 | 8 |
1597 | No, I don't want it dry. | 1.3077 | 0.04783 | 143 | 107 | 28 | 8 |
1598 | OK. Can I have one for the ocean? | 1.3077 | 0.04679 | 143 | 106 | 30 | 7 |
1599 | Stop me if you've heard this one. A horse walks into a bar... | 1.3077 | 0.04865 | 130 | 96 | 28 | 6 |
1600 | On the rocks, like my eggs. | 1.3077 | 0.04679 | 143 | 106 | 30 | 7 |
1601 | I'm a saltwater fish in a freshwater world. | 1.3077 | 0.04783 | 143 | 107 | 28 | 8 |
1602 | Yeah, well you probably drink like a human. | 1.3077 | 0.04885 | 143 | 108 | 26 | 9 |
1603 | A vodka martini, dry. But, you know, not too dry. | 1.3077 | 0.04679 | 143 | 106 | 30 | 7 |
1604 | No, tell me, what DOES a fish drink like? | 1.3077 | 0.04573 | 143 | 105 | 32 | 6 |
1605 | I've been swimmin' upstream all my life. | 1.3077 | 0.04352 | 143 | 103 | 36 | 4 |
1606 | No, this isn’t just another fish story. | 1.3077 | 0.04985 | 143 | 109 | 24 | 10 |
1607 | You're fired he says. You've become too big for this pond. | 1.3077 | 0.04573 | 143 | 105 | 32 | 6 |
1608 | What do you mean you served me three seconds ago? | 1.3077 | 0.04885 | 143 | 108 | 26 | 9 |
1609 | Never underestimate the power of a simile. | 1.3077 | 0.04885 | 143 | 108 | 26 | 9 |
1610 | Drink like a fish? 6 shots is nothing! | 1.3077 | 0.04679 | 143 | 106 | 30 | 7 |
1611 | Not meeting anyone. Just here for the halibut. | 1.3077 | 0.04679 | 143 | 106 | 30 | 7 |
1612 | Has anyone ever said you look just like the dude in "Gandhi" | 1.3077 | 0.04885 | 143 | 108 | 26 | 9 |
1613 | I thought she was playing coy, but turned out she was just koi. | 1.3077 | 0.04783 | 143 | 107 | 28 | 8 |
1614 | Anything but water--I'm so sick of it. | 1.3077 | 0.04573 | 143 | 105 | 32 | 6 |
1615 | Turns out she was a catfish. | 1.3077 | 0.04985 | 143 | 109 | 24 | 10 |
1616 | CAN YOU MAKE AN EXTRA WET MARTINI | 1.3077 | 0.04783 | 143 | 107 | 28 | 8 |
1617 | No salt this time, Johnny. Makes me too homesick. | 1.3077 | 0.04679 | 143 | 106 | 30 | 7 |
1618 | Make that with extra salt, please. | 1.3077 | 0.04679 | 143 | 106 | 30 | 7 |
1619 | Every time a bell rings, an angelfish gets its wings. | 1.3077 | 0.05083 | 143 | 110 | 22 | 11 |
1620 | A tequilla, straight up, double worms. | 1.3077 | 0.04352 | 143 | 103 | 36 | 4 |
1621 | If you want to swim with the fishes, you have to drink like a fish. | 1.3077 | 0.04679 | 143 | 106 | 30 | 7 |
1622 | And before you ask, no, I don't want it watered down | 1.3077 | 0.04679 | 143 | 106 | 30 | 7 |
1623 | Ask “on the rocks?” one more time, buddy—one more time! | 1.3077 | 0.03873 | 143 | 99 | 44 | 0 |
1624 | You're looking at me like no one's ordered a Shirley Temple before. | 1.3077 | 0.04783 | 143 | 107 | 28 | 8 |
1625 | I swear to God, if you say the words "belly up"... | 1.3077 | 0.04679 | 143 | 106 | 30 | 7 |
1626 | Yes, thanks, I HAVE heard I drink like a fish. | 1.3077 | 0.04679 | 143 | 106 | 30 | 7 |
1627 | You have no idea what it's like to be a fish out of water. | 1.3077 | 0.04783 | 143 | 107 | 28 | 8 |
1628 | Forget the tequila just give me the worm. | 1.3077 | 0.04783 | 143 | 107 | 28 | 8 |
1629 | One day you're a protected species, the next day they're blaming wildfires on you. | 1.3077 | 0.04885 | 143 | 108 | 26 | 9 |
1630 | I carp about everything. | 1.3077 | 0.04573 | 143 | 105 | 32 | 6 |
1631 | Some guys just think they're into mermaids...because they have never had a whole fish. | 1.3077 | 0.04783 | 143 | 107 | 28 | 8 |
1632 | Stop watering down my drinks. | 1.3077 | 0.04679 | 143 | 106 | 30 | 7 |
1633 | spare me the "to the gills" jokes and pour me another shot... | 1.3077 | 0.04352 | 143 | 103 | 36 | 4 |
1634 | Give me one good reason why I shouldn't drink like a fish. | 1.3077 | 0.04679 | 143 | 106 | 30 | 7 |
1635 | Listen, a fish out of water sometimes needs a drink, OK? | 1.3077 | 0.04985 | 143 | 109 | 24 | 10 |
1636 | Some days I feel like a fish out of water. | 1.3077 | 0.04783 | 143 | 107 | 28 | 8 |
1637 | I'd like a bowl of water | 1.3077 | 0.04464 | 143 | 104 | 34 | 5 |
1638 | Water, no ice and make it salty | 1.3077 | 0.04352 | 143 | 103 | 36 | 4 |
1639 | Let's just get this out of the way. No, I don't work for scale. Yes, I drink like a fish. No, I don't have a "fin" I can lend you. I want a gill of the scotch and some caviar with oyster crackers... and keep 'em coming. | 1.3077 | 0.04783 | 143 | 107 | 28 | 8 |
1640 | Listen Clyde, I don't need a man or a bicycle. | 1.3077 | 0.04985 | 143 | 109 | 24 | 10 |
1641 | But enough about me. Whats your story? | 1.3077 | 0.04679 | 143 | 106 | 30 | 7 |
1642 | You ever seen the "Shape of Water"? | 1.3077 | 0.04985 | 143 | 109 | 24 | 10 |
1643 | Tequila, with extra worms... and hold the tequila. | 1.3077 | 0.05179 | 143 | 111 | 20 | 12 |
1644 | So then I says ‘you better watch out or you’ll be swimmin’ with the people’ | 1.3077 | 0.04985 | 143 | 109 | 24 | 10 |
1645 | You know something? You really are the best bartender in this bowl. | 1.3077 | 0.04573 | 143 | 105 | 32 | 6 |
1646 | So we're flirting and I tell her 'Don't be coy!', but she kinda took it the wrong way. | 1.3077 | 0.04679 | 143 | 106 | 30 | 7 |
1647 | Every time someone says 'You drink like a fish' I take a shot. | 1.3077 | 0.04679 | 143 | 106 | 30 | 7 |
1648 | Oh yeah?! And you steal like a bartender! | 1.3077 | 0.04679 | 143 | 106 | 30 | 7 |
1649 | Aqua, vîte | 1.3077 | 0.04573 | 143 | 105 | 32 | 6 |
1650 | Scotch and salt water, please. | 1.3077 | 0.04573 | 143 | 105 | 32 | 6 |
1651 | OK, I drink like a fish. What about it?" | 1.3077 | 0.04783 | 143 | 107 | 28 | 8 |
1652 | ‘Plenty of Fish’ my foot! Maybe I’ll try Tinder. | 1.3077 | 0.04885 | 143 | 108 | 26 | 9 |
1653 | I used to drink like a man. | 1.3077 | 0.05083 | 143 | 110 | 22 | 11 |
1654 | I don’t think I can drive, can you point me to nearest toilet? | 1.3077 | 0.04783 | 143 | 107 | 28 | 8 |
1655 | When they flushed me down the bowl I knew I had to strike out on my own! | 1.3077 | 0.04679 | 143 | 106 | 30 | 7 |
1656 | You do realize this is not a costume? | 1.3077 | 0.04885 | 143 | 108 | 26 | 9 |
1657 | Unfortunately, I'm only attracted to barracudas. | 1.3071 | 0.04744 | 140 | 104 | 29 | 7 |
1658 | Hey… just because I am drunk, doesn’t mean I am gonna take the bait, pal” | 1.3071 | 0.04851 | 140 | 105 | 27 | 8 |
1659 | I met her on line, but recently she keeps asking me for a picture. | 1.3071 | 0.05058 | 140 | 107 | 23 | 10 |
1660 | Yes, I'm doing swimmingly. And, no, I don't drink like a fish. So quit carping and give me a Cutty with a splash. | 1.3071 | 0.05159 | 140 | 108 | 21 | 11 |
1661 | I remember when this place used to be an ocean. | 1.3071 | 0.04634 | 140 | 103 | 31 | 6 |
1662 | Can you recommend a marine biologist in this neighborhood? | 1.3071 | 0.04634 | 140 | 103 | 31 | 6 |
1663 | It's like I always say, give a fish a drink and he'll be drunk for a day. But, teach a fish to drink. . . | 1.3071 | 0.04744 | 140 | 104 | 29 | 7 |
1664 | Hey buddy I swam upstream all day and can have as many drinks as I want! | 1.3071 | 0.04289 | 140 | 100 | 37 | 3 |
1665 | Oh ya? Well you eat like a horse. | 1.3071 | 0.04851 | 140 | 105 | 27 | 8 |
1666 | This is six, I ordered Seven Seas. | 1.3071 | 0.04851 | 140 | 105 | 27 | 8 |
1667 | The last bartender who alluded to my drinking like a fish is currently "swimming with the fishes". | 1.3071 | 0.04851 | 140 | 105 | 27 | 8 |
1668 | I've swallowed toxic radiation. What's a beer gonna do to me? | 1.3071 | 0.04851 | 140 | 105 | 27 | 8 |
1669 | And the next guy I got away from was even bigger! | 1.3071 | 0.04851 | 140 | 105 | 27 | 8 |
1670 | What are you saying...How’s a fish SUPPOSED to drink? | 1.3071 | 0.04522 | 140 | 102 | 33 | 5 |
1671 | Do you have any of those little cheesy goldfish to munch on? | 1.3071 | 0.04956 | 140 | 106 | 25 | 9 |
1672 | They don’t tell you how hard it is outside of the tank. | 1.3071 | 0.04522 | 140 | 102 | 33 | 5 |
1673 | Do you have any idea how hard it is living up to an idiom? | 1.3071 | 0.04634 | 140 | 103 | 31 | 6 |
1674 | Hey, you're Tony Levin! I love your work with King Crimson! You're the reason I learned to play "bass!" . . . Get it?? "Bass," like the fish, and like the instrument? . . . Yeah, I know they're pronounced differently . . . Oh, just gimme a damn beer. | 1.3071 | 0.04956 | 140 | 106 | 25 | 9 |
1675 | One mezcal, neat....Don’t forget the worm. | 1.3071 | 0.04851 | 140 | 105 | 27 | 8 |
1676 | Let me tell you one more thing. I’m tired of swimming upstream. | 1.3071 | 0.04634 | 140 | 103 | 31 | 6 |
1677 | You should have seen the guy that almost caught me! | 1.3071 | 0.04634 | 140 | 103 | 31 | 6 |
1678 | Trust me when I tell you that the last shot tasted ‘watered’.” | 1.3071 | 0.04744 | 140 | 104 | 29 | 7 |
1679 | What did you *think* I was gonna drink like? | 1.3071 | 0.04851 | 140 | 105 | 27 | 8 |
1680 | Why does everyone think I'm a Pisces? | 1.3071 | 0.04634 | 140 | 103 | 31 | 6 |
1681 | I don't like my drinks on the rocks for obvious reasons. | 1.3071 | 0.04744 | 140 | 104 | 29 | 7 |
1682 | Saltwater. Make it a double. | 1.3071 | 0.04522 | 140 | 102 | 33 | 5 |
1683 | Only the President spells FISH with a P! | 1.3071 | 0.05058 | 140 | 107 | 23 | 10 |
1684 | Got any human crackers? | 1.3071 | 0.04851 | 140 | 105 | 27 | 8 |
1685 | There ain't nothin' more powerful than the odor of mendacity. | 1.3071 | 0.04634 | 140 | 103 | 31 | 6 |
1686 | They say I drink like a you-know-what" | 1.3071 | 0.04522 | 140 | 102 | 33 | 5 |
1687 | Personally, I find the saying more aspirational. | 1.3071 | 0.04956 | 140 | 106 | 25 | 9 |
1688 | No I am not admiral ackbar | 1.3071 | 0.04851 | 140 | 105 | 27 | 8 |
1689 | Saltwater, neat. | 1.3071 | 0.04744 | 140 | 104 | 29 | 7 |
1690 | I'd be considered a good catch in most fishing holes. | 1.3071 | 0.04634 | 140 | 103 | 31 | 6 |
1691 | Glad to see you're a cool guy. In most bars I get the fisheye. | 1.3071 | 0.04956 | 140 | 106 | 25 | 9 |
1692 | I'll take it straight. I'm trying to cut back on water. | 1.3071 | 0.04851 | 140 | 105 | 27 | 8 |
1693 | So a shark, a minnow and a clown fish walk into a bar... | 1.3071 | 0.04744 | 140 | 104 | 29 | 7 |
1694 | ...not everybody who comes in here can drown their sorrows, capiche? | 1.3071 | 0.04744 | 140 | 104 | 29 | 7 |
1695 | I can’t keep myself afloat ever since the stock market crashed. | 1.3071 | 0.04634 | 140 | 103 | 31 | 6 |
1696 | I feel so cheap becoming a Field & Stream centerfold. | 1.3071 | 0.04634 | 140 | 103 | 31 | 6 |
1697 | You, sir, have no idea how much a fish can drink. | 1.3071 | 0.04744 | 140 | 104 | 29 | 7 |
1698 | Yeah, I am that fish... | 1.3071 | 0.04634 | 140 | 103 | 31 | 6 |
1699 | Turns out all those other fish in the sea were also sleeping with Karen. | 1.3071 | 0.04956 | 140 | 106 | 25 | 9 |
1700 | I just can't have another drink. I'm stuffed to the gills. | 1.3071 | 0.04634 | 140 | 103 | 31 | 6 |
1701 | I'm a human, what have YOU been drinking? | 1.3071 | 0.04522 | 140 | 102 | 33 | 5 |
1702 | I don't tell you how to breathe, you don't tell me how to drink. | 1.3071 | 0.04744 | 140 | 104 | 29 | 7 |
1703 | Yeah, I drink like a Fish, you got a problem with that? | 1.3071 | 0.04851 | 140 | 105 | 27 | 8 |
1704 | Listen, pal. “It’ll cost you a fin” really gets old after a while. | 1.3071 | 0.05058 | 140 | 107 | 23 | 10 |
1705 | Luca Brasi? Yeah, maybe I’ ve seen him. Who wants to know? | 1.3071 | 0.05159 | 140 | 108 | 21 | 11 |
1706 | No, you can't have a fin! | 1.3071 | 0.04522 | 140 | 102 | 33 | 5 |
1707 | Another splash please. | 1.3071 | 0.04634 | 140 | 103 | 31 | 6 |
1708 | Listen, I constantly drink my own filth. Don't tell me what I can and can't handle. | 1.3071 | 0.04744 | 140 | 104 | 29 | 7 |
1709 | And then I tell her, "A bigger pond gots nothing that we don't have right here!" | 1.3071 | 0.04851 | 140 | 105 | 27 | 8 |
1710 | Why, yes, I do drink a little too much....why do you ask? | 1.3071 | 0.04042 | 140 | 98 | 41 | 1 |
1711 | I drink because I look like a penis with fins | 1.3071 | 0.04956 | 140 | 106 | 25 | 9 |
1712 | You’re out of water? | 1.3071 | 0.04744 | 140 | 104 | 29 | 7 |
1713 | Give me a shot of pond water, and leave the bowl. | 1.3071 | 0.04634 | 140 | 103 | 31 | 6 |
1714 | And there I was, like a fish out of vodka. | 1.3071 | 0.04956 | 140 | 106 | 25 | 9 |
1715 | Has Jonah been here lately? | 1.3071 | 0.04634 | 140 | 103 | 31 | 6 |
1716 | Got anything with more oxygen? | 1.3071 | 0.04744 | 140 | 104 | 29 | 7 |
1717 | Whaddaya mean there's something fishy about my story? | 1.3071 | 0.04851 | 140 | 105 | 27 | 8 |
1718 | She was just a little carp! I turned her into a koi! I found us a perfect pond! It had lily pads! Lots of them! It had a porcelain castle fountain, for pity's sake! It had beautiful algae. We were happy! ..until she ran off with a guppy!! A GUPPY!! | 1.3071 | 0.04744 | 140 | 104 | 29 | 7 |
1719 | Not thanks. I'm tanked. | 1.3071 | 0.04407 | 140 | 101 | 35 | 4 |
1720 | I know I'm on the hook for this, but it's his ass that's on the line! | 1.3071 | 0.04522 | 140 | 102 | 33 | 5 |
1721 | So there’s no Flappy Hour? | 1.3071 | 0.04956 | 140 | 106 | 25 | 9 |
1722 | Yeah, I'm a Siamese fighting fish. You wanna make something of it? | 1.3071 | 0.04634 | 140 | 103 | 31 | 6 |
1723 | Never tell a Genie that “you feel like a fish out of water!” | 1.3071 | 0.04851 | 140 | 105 | 27 | 8 |
1724 | Of all the fin joints in town, she has to swim into this one. | 1.3071 | 0.04744 | 140 | 104 | 29 | 7 |
1725 | Yeah? Your mother breaths like a human! | 1.3071 | 0.04851 | 140 | 105 | 27 | 8 |
1726 | I don't need you to tell me to scale back! | 1.3071 | 0.04956 | 140 | 106 | 25 | 9 |
1727 | Hey! You don't know the things I've seen. I was on that basement wall for 20 years. Pour Billy another! | 1.3071 | 0.04744 | 140 | 104 | 29 | 7 |
1728 | A pint please and one for the river | 1.3071 | 0.04522 | 140 | 102 | 33 | 5 |
1729 | What's the matter...never seen anyone drink like a fish? | 1.3071 | 0.04956 | 140 | 106 | 25 | 9 |
1730 | Listen pal, I decide when I need water. | 1.3071 | 0.04634 | 140 | 103 | 31 | 6 |
1731 | Not one word! | 1.3071 | 0.04744 | 140 | 104 | 29 | 7 |
1732 | When I say a splash, I mean a big splash. | 1.3071 | 0.04744 | 140 | 104 | 29 | 7 |
1733 | I know, I know. You don't get many big fish in here. | 1.3071 | 0.04522 | 140 | 102 | 33 | 5 |
1734 | Bartender, I'll have a tequila with extra worms. | 1.3071 | 0.04851 | 140 | 105 | 27 | 8 |
1735 | This is the only place where I'm not made to feel like a fish out of water. | 1.3071 | 0.05058 | 140 | 107 | 23 | 10 |
1736 | What do you have that goes with Tilapia? | 1.3071 | 0.04851 | 140 | 105 | 27 | 8 |
1737 | And one more for the stream... | 1.3071 | 0.04956 | 140 | 106 | 25 | 9 |
1738 | Thank Cod -- you are such a good listener!!! | 1.3071 | 0.04851 | 140 | 105 | 27 | 8 |
1739 | Water. Hold the scotch. | 1.3071 | 0.04522 | 140 | 102 | 33 | 5 |
1740 | Well, I once had a drink that was THIS big. | 1.3071 | 0.04851 | 140 | 105 | 27 | 8 |
1741 | The evolution train left without me | 1.3071 | 0.04744 | 140 | 104 | 29 | 7 |
1742 | I'm toasting the day I swam out of the Flint River. | 1.3071 | 0.04744 | 140 | 104 | 29 | 7 |
1743 | No, no, I'll BE the pickled herring! | 1.3071 | 0.04956 | 140 | 106 | 25 | 9 |
1744 | Sand bars are totally overrated | 1.3071 | 0.04744 | 140 | 104 | 29 | 7 |
1745 | No, I don't want that martini dry. | 1.3071 | 0.04851 | 140 | 105 | 27 | 8 |
1746 | I dried out at rehab | 1.3071 | 0.04634 | 140 | 103 | 31 | 6 |
1747 | Scotch and water, bourbon and water, water and water, whatever. Just make it quick! | 1.3071 | 0.04938 | 127 | 94 | 27 | 6 |
1748 | Let me have another Jim Bream, please. | 1.3066 | 0.04087 | 137 | 96 | 40 | 1 |
1749 | So I told her, I've had it with your constant mocking of my mouth movements! | 1.3061 | 0.04691 | 147 | 110 | 29 | 8 |
1750 | I got tired of the meat market. | 1.3050 | 0.04381 | 141 | 102 | 35 | 4 |
1751 | You can't cut me off just because I drink like a fish. | 1.3050 | 0.04606 | 141 | 104 | 31 | 6 |
1752 | Yeah, well you serve like a mammal! | 1.3050 | 0.04925 | 141 | 107 | 25 | 9 |
1753 | Yes! I want the one with the worm! | 1.3047 | 0.05150 | 128 | 97 | 23 | 8 |
1754 | -----SO THIS FISH SWIMS INTO A BAR------- | 1.3047 | 0.05268 | 128 | 98 | 21 | 9 |
1755 | You'll never believe it, I got this great man story.. | 1.3043 | 0.04890 | 138 | 104 | 26 | 8 |
1756 | I’ll have a Catch and Release with a twist of kelp. | 1.3043 | 0.04669 | 138 | 102 | 30 | 6 |
1757 | So, is this the only watehole in town? | 1.3043 | 0.04781 | 138 | 103 | 28 | 7 |
1758 | No more fake castles and caves. This, _this_ is an aquarium ornament. | 1.3043 | 0.04781 | 138 | 103 | 28 | 7 |
1759 | I’ve been told I drink like a fish, so I’m trying to scale it back. | 1.3043 | 0.04997 | 138 | 105 | 24 | 9 |
1760 | Of course I know it's your well scotch... I'm a bottom feeder. | 1.3043 | 0.04997 | 138 | 105 | 24 | 9 |
1761 | Now, you know where the expression, "drink like a fish", comes from, my friend. | 1.3043 | 0.05205 | 138 | 107 | 20 | 11 |
1762 | Another freshwater! Can’t get it back home. | 1.3043 | 0.04669 | 138 | 102 | 30 | 6 |
1763 | Martini, please. Extremely wet." | 1.3043 | 0.04554 | 138 | 101 | 32 | 5 |
1764 | What do you mean, 'I must be looking to get tanked?' | 1.3043 | 0.04781 | 138 | 103 | 28 | 7 |
1765 | A priest, a lawyer, and a doctor walk into a bar.... | 1.3043 | 0.04669 | 138 | 102 | 30 | 6 |
1766 | Don't get me started on the pescatarians. | 1.3043 | 0.04669 | 138 | 102 | 30 | 6 |
1767 | Yes, and I'm going to drink like one too. | 1.3043 | 0.04997 | 138 | 105 | 24 | 9 |
1768 | So, a horse walks into a bar and says, "Do you serve fish here?" | 1.3043 | 0.04669 | 138 | 102 | 30 | 6 |
1769 | Doesn’t matter. As long as no fish ever peed in it. | 1.3043 | 0.04669 | 138 | 102 | 30 | 6 |
1770 | So I said, "listen buddy, nobody calls ME a Haddock." | 1.3043 | 0.04669 | 138 | 102 | 30 | 6 |
1771 | Eighteen bucks for a martini?! ... and they call me cold-blooded." | 1.3043 | 0.04669 | 138 | 102 | 30 | 6 |
1772 | Yeah, I drink and I'm a fish, got a problem? | 1.3043 | 0.04669 | 138 | 102 | 30 | 6 |
1773 | So I say to her,"Don't get coy with me." | 1.3043 | 0.04781 | 138 | 103 | 28 | 7 |
1774 | I don’t like to drink out of school... | 1.3043 | 0.04997 | 138 | 105 | 24 | 9 |
1775 | Yeah- the divorce is almost final. She caught me and released me. | 1.3043 | 0.05102 | 138 | 106 | 22 | 10 |
1776 | With a twist of kelp, please | 1.3043 | 0.04890 | 138 | 104 | 26 | 8 |
1777 | And when I outgrew the tank, I moved here to the city. | 1.3043 | 0.04316 | 138 | 99 | 36 | 3 |
1778 | Well, you pour like a sloth. | 1.3043 | 0.05205 | 138 | 107 | 20 | 11 |
1779 | ...Hold the mescal, just give me the worm. | 1.3043 | 0.04781 | 138 | 103 | 28 | 7 |
1780 | You know what Kyle? Thanks to BP there actually aren't 'plenty of fish in the sea' okay? | 1.3043 | 0.04554 | 138 | 101 | 32 | 5 |
1781 | how about one more for the Roe? | 1.3043 | 0.05102 | 138 | 106 | 22 | 10 |
1782 | Well, at $35 for a beer I expect you won’t see many fish at the bar. | 1.3043 | 0.04781 | 138 | 103 | 28 | 7 |
1783 | C'mon -- just one more for the stream. | 1.3043 | 0.04669 | 138 | 102 | 30 | 6 |
1784 | Actually, it didn't take me too long to get hooked. | 1.3043 | 0.04781 | 138 | 103 | 28 | 7 |
1785 | And that's when I realized that all the ponds in all the towns were going to be small and the problems of one oversized carp don't amount to a pile of roe in this crazy world. | 1.3043 | 0.04669 | 138 | 102 | 30 | 6 |
1786 | Just water for now, please. | 1.3043 | 0.04437 | 138 | 100 | 34 | 4 |
1787 | As a matter of fact, there is an Uber for fish...it's called Scuber. | 1.3043 | 0.04781 | 138 | 103 | 28 | 7 |
1788 | I could use a wet one.... | 1.3043 | 0.04997 | 138 | 105 | 24 | 9 |
1789 | Did I tell you about the one that got away? I fell for her hook, line, and sinker. | 1.3043 | 0.04781 | 138 | 103 | 28 | 7 |
1790 | I drink like one too. | 1.3043 | 0.04890 | 138 | 104 | 26 | 8 |
1791 | Drinks like a fish, that's all I ever hear. I know it's a metaphor but let me tell you, metaphors can hurt. | 1.3043 | 0.04669 | 138 | 102 | 30 | 6 |
1792 | what wine goes well with fish? | 1.3043 | 0.04554 | 138 | 101 | 32 | 5 |
1793 | Just seltzer. I'm drying out. | 1.3043 | 0.04890 | 138 | 104 | 26 | 8 |
1794 | A piranha, a rabbitfish and a mackerel walk in to a bar . . . | 1.3043 | 0.04554 | 138 | 101 | 32 | 5 |
1795 | So, I'm reeling in this average sized child,when out of nowhere this huge Samoan—at least 6'6", 280 pushing 290—comes out of nowhere and just rips him off the line! | 1.3043 | 0.04890 | 138 | 104 | 26 | 8 |
1796 | No, I'm not a fish out of water. I'm a fish out of Scotch and soda. Pour me another. | 1.3043 | 0.04997 | 138 | 105 | 24 | 9 |
1797 | So, when you say I smell like your first wife, that's not a compliment, is it. | 1.3043 | 0.04890 | 138 | 104 | 26 | 8 |
1798 | Yes, salt water is good. But so is dark rum. | 1.3043 | 0.04669 | 138 | 102 | 30 | 6 |
1799 | Okay buddy, you wanna take this downstream? | 1.3043 | 0.04997 | 138 | 105 | 24 | 9 |
1800 | Don't give me that carp." | 1.3043 | 0.05102 | 138 | 106 | 22 | 10 |
1801 | I'm gonna need a bigger glass. | 1.3043 | 0.04437 | 138 | 100 | 34 | 4 |
1802 | I’ll have 80 gallons of water in a very large glass. | 1.3043 | 0.04437 | 138 | 100 | 34 | 4 |
1803 | A shot of tequila, and please include the worm | 1.3043 | 0.04781 | 138 | 103 | 28 | 7 |
1804 | Well, you stare like a human. | 1.3043 | 0.05102 | 138 | 106 | 22 | 10 |
1805 | Take my advice, don't ever fall in love with a mackerel. | 1.3043 | 0.04669 | 138 | 102 | 30 | 6 |
1806 | With more rapid sea level rise, I wanted to be sure to get a good seat. | 1.3043 | 0.04781 | 138 | 103 | 28 | 7 |
1807 | So I told him we are done for good. I need that guy like I need a bicycle. | 1.3043 | 0.04781 | 138 | 103 | 28 | 7 |
1808 | So a tuna, a marlin, and a sailfish walk into this bar, see. | 1.3043 | 0.04890 | 138 | 104 | 26 | 8 |
1809 | A glass of your purest, plastic-free deep-sea water. Make it double. | 1.3043 | 0.04554 | 138 | 101 | 32 | 5 |
1810 | I'd like a very,very wet martini. | 1.3043 | 0.04890 | 138 | 104 | 26 | 8 |
1811 | Of Course I drink like a fish, always have. | 1.3043 | 0.04890 | 138 | 104 | 26 | 8 |
1812 | Stewed to the gills? | 1.3043 | 0.04890 | 138 | 104 | 26 | 8 |
1813 | Sorry, I know you told me 3 seconds ago but what was your name again? | 1.3043 | 0.04997 | 138 | 105 | 24 | 9 |
1814 | I want to get drunk to the gills. | 1.3040 | 0.05108 | 125 | 94 | 24 | 7 |
1815 | I'm telling ya'....the scales of justice weren't in my favor! | 1.3040 | 0.04980 | 125 | 93 | 26 | 6 |
1816 | I said, ‘no more!’ - and jumped right out of the bowl. | 1.3040 | 0.04980 | 125 | 93 | 26 | 6 |
1817 | Yours is Ben Kingsley? Mine is a toss-up between Wanda and Flipper. | 1.3040 | 0.04714 | 125 | 91 | 30 | 4 |
1818 | You're out of well vodka? That seems...what's the word... | 1.3040 | 0.04849 | 125 | 92 | 28 | 5 |
1819 | I don't care how many I've had...Keep pouring that Tequila until I get the worm!! | 1.3030 | 0.04802 | 132 | 98 | 28 | 6 |
1820 | A fish came into a bar............... | 1.3030 | 0.04680 | 132 | 97 | 30 | 5 |
1821 | Sorry, these scales don't tip. | 1.3030 | 0.05037 | 132 | 100 | 24 | 8 |
1822 | You'd think winning an Academy Award would help make things easier. | 1.3030 | 0.04921 | 132 | 99 | 26 | 7 |
1823 | How much to just pour it in my gills? | 1.3030 | 0.04680 | 132 | 97 | 30 | 5 |
1824 | Luca Brasi sent me. | 1.3030 | 0.04680 | 132 | 97 | 30 | 5 |
1825 | I shoulda known, she was only in it for the sushi | 1.3030 | 0.04802 | 132 | 98 | 28 | 6 |
1826 | School? You're kidding. What do you call a bunch of eels? | 1.3030 | 0.04802 | 132 | 98 | 28 | 6 |
1827 | Any other ideas? Drowning my sorrows never seems to work for me. | 1.3028 | 0.04468 | 142 | 104 | 33 | 5 |
1828 | Give me one for the tributary. | 1.3028 | 0.04996 | 142 | 109 | 23 | 10 |
1829 | A big glass please!! | 1.3028 | 0.04468 | 142 | 104 | 33 | 5 |
1830 | Make it a double-- I 'm skipping school today' | 1.3028 | 0.04579 | 142 | 105 | 31 | 6 |
1831 | ...but do I LOOK like a fish out of water? | 1.3028 | 0.04687 | 142 | 106 | 29 | 7 |
1832 | Water with a splash of salt. | 1.3028 | 0.04468 | 142 | 104 | 33 | 5 |
1833 | Not so, sir! I say, "One man's carp is another man's poisson." | 1.3028 | 0.04468 | 142 | 104 | 33 | 5 |
1834 | I hear you water down your drinks. | 1.3028 | 0.04792 | 142 | 107 | 27 | 8 |
1835 | Make it double. I’m feeling like a fish out of water. | 1.3028 | 0.04792 | 142 | 107 | 27 | 8 |
1836 | I give up, I'm done—Nemo can find his own way home. | 1.3023 | 0.04618 | 129 | 94 | 31 | 4 |
1837 | Make the next one with a splash. | 1.3022 | 0.04752 | 139 | 104 | 28 | 7 |
1838 | Wait, you’re out of water? | 1.3022 | 0.04641 | 139 | 103 | 30 | 6 |
1839 | I'll have a seaweed martini with anchovie olives and don't overcharge me like you tried with the gorilla. | 1.3022 | 0.04641 | 139 | 103 | 30 | 6 |
1840 | And she took the eggs. | 1.3022 | 0.04966 | 139 | 106 | 24 | 9 |
1841 | Hey, I can tell you about the one who almost caught me. | 1.3022 | 0.04527 | 139 | 102 | 32 | 5 |
1842 | YOU'RE out of water? I'M out of water! | 1.3022 | 0.04860 | 139 | 105 | 26 | 8 |
1843 | No, I don't want water. I pee in there! | 1.3022 | 0.04752 | 139 | 104 | 28 | 7 |
1844 | ......so I told Mr Attenborough straight up: "Look Richard, if you expect me to agree to being filmed swallowing a plastic bag in the name of saving the planet, I don't fall for that trick and I don't want a part in your lousy show..... | 1.3022 | 0.04752 | 139 | 104 | 28 | 7 |
1845 | No. On the rocks is where I came from; it ain't where I'm goin'... | 1.3022 | 0.04641 | 139 | 103 | 30 | 6 |
1846 | Just water, please. They say I drink like a fish. | 1.3022 | 0.04410 | 139 | 101 | 34 | 4 |
1847 | How can you be surprised that I drink like a fish? | 1.3022 | 0.04752 | 139 | 104 | 28 | 7 |
1848 | Let me worry about whether I have had enough. Where do you think the saying "he can drink like a fish" came from? | 1.3022 | 0.04860 | 139 | 105 | 26 | 8 |
1849 | Did you get a load of her attitude? So what, I switched out my eHarmony photo. Everyone’s doing that! | 1.3022 | 0.05070 | 139 | 107 | 22 | 10 |
1850 | Stop me if this sounds like a fish tale. | 1.3016 | 0.05073 | 126 | 95 | 24 | 7 |
1851 | ...And if I didn't have Jesus in my life i might still be a loaf. | 1.3016 | 0.05436 | 126 | 98 | 18 | 10 |
1852 | I know you been watering down those high balls. I KNOW WATER when I taste it... | 1.3016 | 0.04683 | 126 | 92 | 30 | 4 |
1853 | One margarita, extra salt. | 1.3016 | 0.04947 | 126 | 94 | 26 | 6 |
1854 | Goldschlager? Fine. Goldfish? Not so much. | 1.3016 | 0.05073 | 126 | 95 | 24 | 7 |
1855 | I know how I drink. just keep 'em coming. | 1.3016 | 0.04947 | 126 | 94 | 26 | 6 |
1856 | Do you have any idea how difficult a 12-step program is for me? | 1.3016 | 0.04947 | 126 | 94 | 26 | 6 |
1857 | She hooked up with a fisherman and left me with the guppies. | 1.3016 | 0.05073 | 126 | 95 | 24 | 7 |
1858 | So to get back at the bastard, I peed in his pool. | 1.3015 | 0.05040 | 136 | 104 | 23 | 9 |
1859 | I'll have a shot of scotch and 10,000 gallon glass of water. | 1.3015 | 0.04588 | 136 | 100 | 31 | 5 |
1860 | Yea, so I drink like a fish. What's your point? | 1.3015 | 0.04819 | 136 | 102 | 27 | 7 |
1861 | What do you mean my story sounds a little fishy? | 1.3015 | 0.04705 | 136 | 101 | 29 | 6 |
1862 | Since the election I've been drinking like a fish. | 1.3015 | 0.04819 | 136 | 102 | 27 | 7 |
1863 | I'M SORRY, but gold is a color. We prefer the term Koi as a group, but specifically, I prefer Kohaku. | 1.3015 | 0.05147 | 136 | 105 | 21 | 10 |
1864 | C'mon, none of your other customers drink like me. | 1.3015 | 0.04819 | 136 | 102 | 27 | 7 |
1865 | I'm not being coy with you. | 1.3015 | 0.04819 | 136 | 102 | 27 | 7 |
1866 | On second thought, just gimme a glass of water. Make it a double. | 1.3015 | 0.04819 | 136 | 102 | 27 | 7 |
1867 | Fish tank, drunk tank--what's the difference? Hit me again. | 1.3015 | 0.04467 | 136 | 99 | 33 | 4 |
1868 | Keep the tequila coming - I want that worm!!! | 1.3015 | 0.04705 | 136 | 101 | 29 | 6 |
1869 | Very funny. And you drink like a human. | 1.3015 | 0.04819 | 136 | 102 | 27 | 7 |
1870 | I don’t wanna go home to my fishwife. | 1.3015 | 0.04819 | 136 | 102 | 27 | 7 |
1871 | Make me one with no plastic | 1.3015 | 0.04931 | 136 | 103 | 25 | 8 |
1872 | And now that guy is on hanging on my aquarium wall. | 1.3015 | 0.04705 | 136 | 101 | 29 | 6 |
1873 | Well, perhaps just a small one. I don't want to tip the scales | 1.3015 | 0.05040 | 136 | 104 | 23 | 9 |
1874 | Not on the rocks. Reminds to much of how Aunt Bettie passed. | 1.3015 | 0.04931 | 136 | 103 | 25 | 8 |
1875 | Who are you calling a fish out of water? This fish is out of whiskey. | 1.3015 | 0.04705 | 136 | 101 | 29 | 6 |
1876 | If one more guy tries to pick me up with the line "You have a nice bass" I'll sucker punch him! | 1.3015 | 0.04931 | 136 | 103 | 25 | 8 |
1877 | Look, buddy, when I said I wanted to swim in cognac, I MEANT it. | 1.3015 | 0.04467 | 136 | 99 | 33 | 4 |
1878 | Who are you calling a fish out of water? | 1.3015 | 0.04705 | 136 | 101 | 29 | 6 |
1879 | ...so she started saying things like 'suspicious', 'dubious', 'odd', but I knew what she was really getting at, she just didn't want to say it to my face... | 1.3015 | 0.05147 | 136 | 105 | 21 | 10 |
1880 | It's real simple. Just some tap water and 6-8 drops of dechlorinator. | 1.3015 | 0.04819 | 136 | 102 | 27 | 7 |
1881 | ‘You’re drinkin’ like a fish.’ Seriously, Dude, that’s the best you got? | 1.3015 | 0.04819 | 136 | 102 | 27 | 7 |
1882 | One more just to keep my head above water. | 1.3015 | 0.04705 | 136 | 101 | 29 | 6 |
1883 | Listen, we’ve got to stop this Catch and Release program! | 1.3015 | 0.04819 | 136 | 102 | 27 | 7 |
1884 | Well yes, I suppose I do drink like a fish. What’s your point? | 1.3015 | 0.04931 | 136 | 103 | 25 | 8 |
1885 | My life is going down the toilet. | 1.3015 | 0.04344 | 136 | 98 | 35 | 3 |
1886 | I drink like a fish. What'd you expect? | 1.3015 | 0.04819 | 136 | 102 | 27 | 7 |
1887 | I'm not hooked, I can quit anytime I want to. | 1.3015 | 0.04705 | 136 | 101 | 29 | 6 |
1888 | I'll have a bottle of tequila, hold the tequila. | 1.3015 | 0.04467 | 136 | 99 | 33 | 4 |
1889 | Don't worry, I'm taking Uber pool back to the pond. | 1.3015 | 0.04931 | 136 | 103 | 25 | 8 |
1890 | Scotch and lots of water. | 1.3015 | 0.04819 | 136 | 102 | 27 | 7 |
1891 | Yes, dogfish beer but sushi doesn't agree with me. | 1.3015 | 0.04931 | 136 | 103 | 25 | 8 |
1892 | I know you want to say it, but I know my limits. | 1.3015 | 0.04588 | 136 | 100 | 31 | 5 |
1893 | One more jibe about me drinking like a fish and you'll be swimming with 'em! | 1.3015 | 0.04705 | 136 | 101 | 29 | 6 |
1894 | Yeah...They all say that, but I think of myself as someone who eats like a bird. | 1.3015 | 0.04705 | 136 | 101 | 29 | 6 |
1895 | I think I might know better than anyone if there were something fishy going on here! | 1.3015 | 0.04819 | 136 | 102 | 27 | 7 |
1896 | I'm just here to prove a point. | 1.3015 | 0.04819 | 136 | 102 | 27 | 7 |
1897 | .....and then she said I drink like a fish. | 1.3015 | 0.04819 | 136 | 102 | 27 | 7 |
1898 | Don't judge me. Have you *seen* the new EPA regulations?" | 1.3015 | 0.04819 | 136 | 102 | 27 | 7 |
1899 | Hold it right there Mister, I am not stewed to the gills | 1.3015 | 0.04588 | 136 | 100 | 31 | 5 |
1900 | If my next tequila doesn't have a worm, I 'll never drink here again! | 1.3015 | 0.04705 | 136 | 101 | 29 | 6 |
1901 | I am sorry Mr.Herring. I can’t serve you another, you are already pickled. | 1.3015 | 0.05147 | 136 | 105 | 21 | 10 |
1902 | The swamp isn't what it used to be. | 1.3015 | 0.04819 | 136 | 102 | 27 | 7 |
1903 | If there was plenty more, I wouldn't be here. | 1.3015 | 0.04819 | 136 | 102 | 27 | 7 |
1904 | Yeah, more water--filtered water. There's no going back to that natural stuff. | 1.3015 | 0.04588 | 136 | 100 | 31 | 5 |
1905 | So thats how I was the one who got away. | 1.3015 | 0.04931 | 136 | 103 | 25 | 8 |
1906 | Make it wet. | 1.3015 | 0.04705 | 136 | 101 | 29 | 6 |
1907 | ...I know, I know, but get this! The guy actually fell for it--hook, line, and sinker! | 1.3015 | 0.04705 | 136 | 101 | 29 | 6 |
1908 | When I drink like a fish, I feel like I am a mermaid | 1.3015 | 0.05040 | 136 | 104 | 23 | 9 |
1909 | Buddy, I AM dried out. | 1.3015 | 0.04216 | 136 | 97 | 37 | 2 |
1910 | Water, and lots of it | 1.3015 | 0.04588 | 136 | 100 | 31 | 5 |
1911 | ...so I said to him ‘do your worst, Kafka!’ | 1.3008 | 0.05155 | 123 | 93 | 23 | 7 |
1912 | Make sure you get your story straight - I didn't "walk" in here | 1.3008 | 0.04889 | 123 | 91 | 27 | 5 |
1913 | Buddy, for me she IS the only fish in the sea. | 1.3008 | 0.04751 | 123 | 90 | 29 | 4 |
1914 | ...but then she got away ! | 1.3008 | 0.05407 | 123 | 95 | 19 | 9 |
1915 | You're probably sick of my carping about draining the swamp- but pour another- | 1.3008 | 0.05155 | 123 | 93 | 23 | 7 |
1916 | Do you know how hard it is to come up with names for 1000 kids? | 1.3000 | 0.04716 | 130 | 96 | 29 | 5 |
1917 | You got any of dem brightly-colored pebbles? | 1.3000 | 0.04716 | 130 | 96 | 29 | 5 |
1918 | How was I to know she's still in school. | 1.3000 | 0.04612 | 140 | 104 | 30 | 6 |
1919 | You don't understand what it is like down there, with the sharks! | 1.2993 | 0.04789 | 137 | 103 | 27 | 7 |
1920 | I'll have a gimlet, a Manhattan, a grasshopper, a blue lagoon, a sidecar, three drafts of Bud Lite, a Bartles and Jaymes Fuzzy Navel, a Cutty Sark, neat, and no similes. | 1.2993 | 0.05008 | 137 | 105 | 23 | 9 |
1921 | It's a common misconception. We don't actually drink water. | 1.2993 | 0.04559 | 137 | 101 | 31 | 5 |
1922 | ....and then she swam into my life.... | 1.2993 | 0.04559 | 137 | 101 | 31 | 5 |
1923 | Then she dumped me, said I had no sole. | 1.2993 | 0.04789 | 137 | 103 | 27 | 7 |
1924 | I'm looking for the Rabbi and the Priest. | 1.2993 | 0.04789 | 137 | 103 | 27 | 7 |
1925 | Yeah, so what if this is my sixth? In case you haven't noticed I'm a fish. | 1.2993 | 0.05008 | 137 | 105 | 23 | 9 |
1926 | So a guy swims into a bar, see... | 1.2993 | 0.04900 | 137 | 104 | 25 | 8 |
1927 | You bartenders are all the same. Don't give me that plenty of fish in the sea crap. | 1.2993 | 0.04317 | 137 | 99 | 35 | 3 |
1928 | It all started when I dropped out of the school... | 1.2993 | 0.04559 | 137 | 101 | 31 | 5 |
1929 | Oh I think I CAN hold my water... give me another... | 1.2985 | 0.04858 | 134 | 101 | 26 | 7 |
1930 | Not many people know this, but it was I who bit Ahab’s leg | 1.2985 | 0.04858 | 134 | 101 | 26 | 7 |
1931 | You're gonna charge me for water? | 1.2985 | 0.04498 | 134 | 98 | 32 | 4 |
1932 | That joke is old and patronizing. This fish walked into a bar because he just lost his job and has to go home to tell the wife and spawn | 1.2985 | 0.05084 | 134 | 103 | 22 | 9 |
1933 | That is amazing, how did you know my name was Wanda? | 1.2985 | 0.04858 | 134 | 101 | 26 | 7 |
1934 | What do you mean, ‘out of water’. | 1.2985 | 0.04741 | 134 | 100 | 28 | 6 |
1935 | You're piscine in the wind buddy | 1.2985 | 0.04621 | 134 | 99 | 30 | 5 |
1936 | Dry martini | 1.2985 | 0.04972 | 134 | 102 | 24 | 8 |
1937 | I guess my biggest problem is that I always play too koi. | 1.2985 | 0.04741 | 134 | 100 | 28 | 6 |
1938 | And you would not believe the amount of plastic I have to put up with! | 1.2985 | 0.04621 | 134 | 99 | 30 | 5 |
1939 | It got personal when he said he had bigger fish to fry. | 1.2985 | 0.04858 | 134 | 101 | 26 | 7 |
1940 | Every role I audition for goes to a human or a robot. | 1.2985 | 0.04972 | 134 | 102 | 24 | 8 |
1941 | Pickled herring, yeah, yeah, very funny | 1.2985 | 0.05193 | 134 | 104 | 20 | 10 |
1942 | Stop telling me: "There are plenty of fish in the sea." Sharon was one of a kind. | 1.2985 | 0.04858 | 134 | 101 | 26 | 7 |
1943 | Can you believe that my wife said I drank like a fish and threw me out? | 1.2984 | 0.04989 | 124 | 93 | 25 | 6 |
1944 | What do you mean you served me five seconds ago—I need a drink! | 1.2977 | 0.04809 | 131 | 98 | 27 | 6 |
1945 | Stewed? Perhaps, but not to the gills. So keep pouring, pal. | 1.2971 | 0.04647 | 138 | 103 | 29 | 6 |
1946 | Stop Carping about Trump ! | 1.2966 | 0.05008 | 118 | 88 | 25 | 5 |
1947 | My school ID is too valid. | 1.2966 | 0.05289 | 118 | 90 | 21 | 7 |
1948 | That’s enough for me—I’m swimming tonight. | 1.2966 | 0.05008 | 118 | 88 | 25 | 5 |
1949 | I don't usually drink like this, but the atmosphere is suffocating. | 1.2966 | 0.05289 | 118 | 90 | 21 | 7 |
1950 | And that’s how I joined the Yakuza | 1.2963 | 0.04940 | 135 | 103 | 24 | 8 |
1951 | My lady kicked me out, she said, “you drink like a fish.” I mean, I AM A FISH! | 1.2963 | 0.05465 | 108 | 82 | 20 | 6 |
1952 | This one definitely has the fine bouquet of Lake Michigan. | 1.2963 | 0.04711 | 135 | 101 | 28 | 6 |
1953 | Why the fish-face? | 1.2963 | 0.05465 | 108 | 82 | 20 | 6 |
1954 | Don't bother offering. The last time I tried to "swallow the worm," I wound up with a hook in my mouth. | 1.2963 | 0.04940 | 135 | 103 | 24 | 8 |
1955 | You calling me a chicken?! | 1.2963 | 0.05622 | 108 | 83 | 18 | 7 |
1956 | Duh. And you suck air like a mammal, pal. | 1.2963 | 0.04940 | 135 | 103 | 24 | 8 |
1957 | No, I want it very DRY. And by the way, that's racist. | 1.2963 | 0.04940 | 135 | 103 | 24 | 8 |
1958 | Yeah? Well, you swim like a person. | 1.2963 | 0.04592 | 135 | 100 | 30 | 5 |
1959 | Never fall in love with a hooker, she'll leave you high and dry. | 1.2963 | 0.04827 | 135 | 102 | 26 | 7 |
1960 | Hey enough of the Mr. Lipid jokes! Pour me a stiff one. | 1.2963 | 0.04711 | 135 | 101 | 28 | 6 |
1961 | Here’s another one. A fish walks into a bar... | 1.2960 | 0.05208 | 125 | 96 | 21 | 8 |
1962 | Nobody knows...the bubbles I've seen. | 1.2960 | 0.04955 | 125 | 94 | 25 | 6 |
1963 | OK, let's knock off the fish-walks-into-a-bar nonsense. Just get me a triple Stoli and a tub of salt water, quick. | 1.2960 | 0.05083 | 125 | 95 | 23 | 7 |
1964 | Whaddaya mean you don't serve fish? Can't you see I'm a whitefish | 1.2960 | 0.05208 | 125 | 96 | 21 | 8 |
1965 | Why am I a fluke? | 1.2960 | 0.04823 | 125 | 93 | 27 | 5 |
1966 | I’m not playing koi with you. | 1.2957 | 0.05089 | 115 | 86 | 24 | 5 |
1967 | It's just like I imagined. | 1.2957 | 0.05089 | 115 | 86 | 24 | 5 |
1968 | Yeah, buddy, so maybe I do. But it's "as", not "like". | 1.2955 | 0.04898 | 132 | 100 | 25 | 7 |
1969 | Look buddy, I’m a fish so I can’t drown my sorrows. Now fill’er up again. | 1.2955 | 0.04898 | 132 | 100 | 25 | 7 |
1970 | ...and THEN she says, 'Time to fish or cut BAIT....' So cold, man. I loves her, but I lose either way. | 1.2955 | 0.05014 | 132 | 101 | 23 | 8 |
1971 | I’m lookin’ to get sauced, not canned, pal! | 1.2951 | 0.05032 | 122 | 92 | 24 | 6 |
1972 | In fact, “Drunk to the gills,” is an offensive stereotype. | 1.2951 | 0.05294 | 122 | 94 | 20 | 8 |
1973 | I think I’d know what a dry drink would taste like. Those were definitely wet.” | 1.2941 | 0.04563 | 136 | 101 | 30 | 5 |
1974 | Well, you drink like a camel, pal. | 1.2941 | 0.04796 | 136 | 103 | 26 | 7 |
1975 | They made a movie about my parents' life. Ya, it even got an Academy Award as 'Best Picture' in 2018. | 1.2941 | 0.05018 | 136 | 105 | 22 | 9 |
1976 | I got kicked out of my school because I drank like a fish. | 1.2937 | 0.05172 | 126 | 97 | 21 | 8 |
1977 | Barkeep! Another round. That worm is MINE! | 1.2932 | 0.05094 | 133 | 103 | 21 | 9 |
1978 | No, seriously, I've never heard the one about the perch perched on a barstool. | 1.2927 | 0.05128 | 123 | 94 | 22 | 7 |
1979 | Who knew rising sea levels had an up side, I'll have another! | 1.2923 | 0.04561 | 130 | 96 | 30 | 4 |
1980 | Don't for one minute think I'm just being koi. | 1.2923 | 0.05057 | 130 | 100 | 22 | 8 |
1981 | But how sure are you that I won't turn into a gorgeous Princess if you kiss me? | 1.2923 | 0.04690 | 130 | 97 | 28 | 5 |
1982 | What do you mean I have to wear shoes? | 1.2923 | 0.05174 | 130 | 101 | 20 | 9 |
1983 | Yeah, you'd hit the booze too if your finances were in the toilet. I'm barely keeping my head below water. | 1.2923 | 0.04561 | 130 | 96 | 30 | 4 |
1984 | Listen, Buster, if your girlfriend had just swum off with a lobster, you'd be slammin' shots too. | 1.2923 | 0.04816 | 130 | 98 | 26 | 6 |
1985 | I know I drink like a fish, but even a fish out of water gets thirsty. | 1.2923 | 0.04690 | 130 | 97 | 28 | 5 |
1986 | I'm just looking for a good lounge where you don't have to dance. | 1.2923 | 0.04561 | 130 | 96 | 30 | 4 |
1987 | Ok,now I will try that mexican drink with the worm in it. I am ready to be hooked | 1.2923 | 0.04816 | 130 | 98 | 26 | 6 |
1988 | What do you mean it's not your policy to serve fish with scales?... | 1.2923 | 0.04561 | 130 | 96 | 30 | 4 |
1989 | Fish aren't supposed to feel pain, she tells me. | 1.2923 | 0.04816 | 130 | 98 | 26 | 6 |
1990 | For the last time, the name is Gil ... one L, no S. | 1.2923 | 0.04690 | 130 | 97 | 28 | 5 |
1991 | ...Every guy with a shiny lure thinks I’ll go for it. Do they really think it’s that simple? | 1.2923 | 0.04938 | 130 | 99 | 24 | 7 |
1992 | She left me for a Yellowfin Tuna. | 1.2923 | 0.04816 | 130 | 98 | 26 | 6 |
1993 | Yeah? And you breathe like a bartender. | 1.2923 | 0.05057 | 130 | 100 | 22 | 8 |
1994 | What's a plaice like me doing in a bar like this? | 1.2923 | 0.05174 | 130 | 101 | 20 | 9 |
1995 | I'll have what the rabbi is having. | 1.2923 | 0.04938 | 130 | 99 | 24 | 7 |
1996 | Go ahead. Go ahead! Say it? Drinks like a what, Larry? DRINKS LIK A WHAT? | 1.2923 | 0.04816 | 130 | 98 | 26 | 6 |
1997 | I knew she was cold-blooded, but I didn't think she'd spawn with my best friend. | 1.2923 | 0.04561 | 130 | 96 | 30 | 4 |
1998 | She left me for an invertebrate. | 1.2923 | 0.05057 | 130 | 100 | 22 | 8 |
1999 | No, I don’t “want the worm.” Why do you ask? | 1.2923 | 0.04816 | 130 | 98 | 26 | 6 |
2000 | They say that I drink like a human! | 1.2923 | 0.04938 | 130 | 99 | 24 | 7 |
2001 | What do you recommend? I'm a little wet behind the ears. | 1.2923 | 0.04561 | 130 | 96 | 30 | 4 |
2002 | ...that may very well be, sir, but right now I’m a fish out of vodka. | 1.2923 | 0.04816 | 130 | 98 | 26 | 6 |
2003 | For your information: I've never been tanked. | 1.2917 | 0.04936 | 120 | 90 | 25 | 5 |
2004 | I used to drink like a fish. Now I come to the bar like everyone else. | 1.2917 | 0.04792 | 120 | 89 | 27 | 4 |
2005 | This place is shallow. | 1.2917 | 0.04936 | 120 | 90 | 25 | 5 |
2006 | So I sez to her, "Ok since when was drinking like a fish a crime?" | 1.2917 | 0.05076 | 120 | 91 | 23 | 6 |
2007 | I’ve been accused of drinking like a man | 1.2917 | 0.05076 | 120 | 91 | 23 | 6 |
2008 | How about a not so dry martini? | 1.2917 | 0.05076 | 120 | 91 | 23 | 6 |
2009 | Yes I'm huge but you should have seen the one that got away! | 1.2917 | 0.05345 | 120 | 93 | 19 | 8 |
2010 | So a fish walked into a bar and ... | 1.2917 | 0.05345 | 120 | 93 | 19 | 8 |
2011 | Oh I don't know, lately I've just been feeling like such a fish out of water. | 1.2917 | 0.04936 | 120 | 90 | 25 | 5 |
2012 | No - you're the one who drinks like a fish! | 1.2917 | 0.05212 | 120 | 92 | 21 | 7 |
2013 | I'd rather die of alcohol poisoning than be strangled by plastic six packs floating in the Pacific ocean. | 1.2917 | 0.05212 | 120 | 92 | 21 | 7 |
2014 | Since she left, I’ve been like a fish out of water! | 1.2917 | 0.05076 | 120 | 91 | 23 | 6 |
2015 | So,what's the me of the day? | 1.2917 | 0.04936 | 120 | 90 | 25 | 5 |
2016 | Don't give me that tartar sauce look. | 1.2917 | 0.04792 | 120 | 89 | 27 | 4 |
2017 | Yeah, I've got dobie gills, plus, I've got a couple of mickey fins. | 1.2917 | 0.04936 | 120 | 90 | 25 | 5 |
2018 | What, you’ve never served tuna before? | 1.2917 | 0.05345 | 120 | 93 | 19 | 8 |
2019 | Can you believe she said I drank like a fish?!? | 1.2917 | 0.04936 | 120 | 90 | 25 | 5 |
2020 | And then I says to her "Yeah, well at least I don't smoke like a chimney" | 1.2917 | 0.04644 | 120 | 88 | 29 | 3 |
2021 | fillet up | 1.2917 | 0.04490 | 120 | 87 | 31 | 2 |
2022 | I'm parched. I'll have a wet martini. | 1.2917 | 0.05076 | 120 | 91 | 23 | 6 |
2023 | I fell in love with a mermaid but you know what they say about mixed marriages | 1.2917 | 0.05076 | 120 | 91 | 23 | 6 |
2024 | Can you make a wet martini? | 1.2917 | 0.05076 | 120 | 91 | 23 | 6 |
2025 | Im the one that got away..... | 1.2917 | 0.04792 | 120 | 89 | 27 | 4 |
2026 | I fell for it hook line and sinker. | 1.2917 | 0.04792 | 120 | 89 | 27 | 4 |
2027 | One Tequila with the worm in it | 1.2917 | 0.05076 | 120 | 91 | 23 | 6 |
2028 | I’ll have my usual, a Cape Cod." | 1.2917 | 0.04936 | 120 | 90 | 25 | 5 |
2029 | I don’t know, it just seemed like there was something fishy about this place. | 1.2901 | 0.04784 | 131 | 99 | 26 | 6 |
2030 | First I was hunted as "brain food", now for my heart-friendly Omega-3s. Gimme another. | 1.2899 | 0.07182 | 69 | 54 | 10 | 5 |
2031 | I know that I drink like a fish, but what did you expect? | 1.2891 | 0.04726 | 128 | 96 | 27 | 5 |
2032 | I'm meeting Mr. Limpet | 1.2891 | 0.04594 | 128 | 95 | 29 | 4 |
2033 | Don’t call me Wanda! | 1.2891 | 0.04854 | 128 | 97 | 25 | 6 |
2034 | I was supposed to be a mermaid, but gene splicing was still in development. | 1.2891 | 0.04979 | 128 | 98 | 23 | 7 |
2035 | on a scale of 1 to 10 | 1.2891 | 0.04726 | 128 | 96 | 27 | 5 |
2036 | Its those stupid clownfish, they think they're so funny | 1.2891 | 0.04594 | 128 | 95 | 29 | 4 |
2037 | You have no idea how we drink. | 1.2891 | 0.04726 | 128 | 96 | 27 | 5 |
2038 | I won't accept hush money, and I'd never sign an NDA. | 1.2891 | 0.04979 | 128 | 98 | 23 | 7 |
2039 | Hey! I'm out of water! | 1.2891 | 0.04854 | 128 | 97 | 25 | 6 |
2040 | My head is NOT swimming! | 1.2891 | 0.04854 | 128 | 97 | 25 | 6 |
2041 | I’ll have an EPA one the rocks—river water with a dash of pesticides, PCBs and growth hormone. | 1.2891 | 0.04979 | 128 | 98 | 23 | 7 |
2042 | What? You’ve never seen a simile drink before? | 1.2891 | 0.04979 | 128 | 98 | 23 | 7 |
2043 | Scaled, not stirred. | 1.2891 | 0.04854 | 128 | 97 | 25 | 6 |
2044 | And then she said, ‘Face it, Gary, I’ve just got bigger fish to fry.’ | 1.2891 | 0.04726 | 128 | 96 | 27 | 5 |
2045 | No need to be coy, Roy! | 1.2891 | 0.04854 | 128 | 97 | 25 | 6 |
2046 | Water? Water? People pee in it ...! | 1.2891 | 0.04726 | 128 | 96 | 27 | 5 |
2047 | I got hooked young | 1.2891 | 0.04726 | 128 | 96 | 27 | 5 |
2048 | My friend say I drink like a fish. | 1.2891 | 0.04854 | 128 | 97 | 25 | 6 |
2049 | You say it’s not that kind of bar? Well, I’m not that kind of fish. | 1.2891 | 0.04854 | 128 | 97 | 25 | 6 |
2050 | It’s just not right, I mean you never hear us saying, “I think I smell something humany going on around here”. | 1.2891 | 0.04854 | 128 | 97 | 25 | 6 |
2051 | 'I wouldn't be caught dead at one of those seafood bars." | 1.2891 | 0.04854 | 128 | 97 | 25 | 6 |
2052 | I am just waiting for my three friends, the minister, the priest and the rabbi to walk into this bar. | 1.2891 | 0.04458 | 128 | 94 | 31 | 3 |
2053 | A quick one while my bicycle's being serviced. | 1.2891 | 0.04458 | 128 | 94 | 31 | 3 |
2054 | Not dry! Wet! I want a wet martini! | 1.2891 | 0.05221 | 128 | 100 | 19 | 9 |
2055 | Charlie Tuna? Sure I knew Charlie. What a jerk. Met him in rehab...always acting like a big shot...'cause of the commercials. Went around saying Flounder would be nothing without him. Sure, like she'd give him the time of day. | 1.2891 | 0.04594 | 128 | 95 | 29 | 4 |
2056 | Aw - Come on - One for the .... river | 1.2891 | 0.04726 | 128 | 96 | 27 | 5 |
2057 | So you're saying I drink like a fish? It's not like I have any choice bub. | 1.2891 | 0.04979 | 128 | 98 | 23 | 7 |
2058 | Would you please tell Mr. Collins that Wanda would like a word with him | 1.2891 | 0.04854 | 128 | 97 | 25 | 6 |
2059 | if anyone asks...you haven't seen me | 1.2891 | 0.05101 | 128 | 99 | 21 | 8 |
2060 | Water just doesn't quite take the edge off. | 1.2891 | 0.04854 | 128 | 97 | 25 | 6 |
2061 | One more please...still waiting for the guy I met on Fin-der. | 1.2891 | 0.04726 | 128 | 96 | 27 | 5 |
2062 | And you have any idea how much school costs these days? | 1.2891 | 0.04726 | 128 | 96 | 27 | 5 |
2063 | Does Fish called Wanda ever come in here? | 1.2891 | 0.04726 | 128 | 96 | 27 | 5 |
2064 | What time is the bowl game? | 1.2891 | 0.04979 | 128 | 98 | 23 | 7 |
2065 | No lemon in the water, please. Just salt. | 1.2891 | 0.04594 | 128 | 95 | 29 | 4 |
2066 | So the rabbi says "What is this, a joke?" | 1.2891 | 0.05221 | 128 | 100 | 19 | 9 |
2067 | Yeah? Well so what that I drink like a fish? | 1.2891 | 0.04979 | 128 | 98 | 23 | 7 |
2068 | Don’t water it down this time! | 1.2891 | 0.05101 | 128 | 99 | 21 | 8 |
2069 | Times are tough when you are a school drop out. | 1.2891 | 0.04979 | 128 | 98 | 23 | 7 |
2070 | It was then I realized I was like a fish out of water trying trying to fully understand mans' inhumanity to man | 1.2891 | 0.04979 | 128 | 98 | 23 | 7 |
2071 | Fortunately for you, I prefer my drinks watered down | 1.2891 | 0.04594 | 128 | 95 | 29 | 4 |
2072 | How dry I am. | 1.2891 | 0.04318 | 128 | 93 | 33 | 2 |
2073 | Hit me again. I'm drying out. | 1.2891 | 0.04726 | 128 | 96 | 27 | 5 |
2074 | And then she said, "there's still plenty of fish in the sea"... | 1.2891 | 0.04979 | 128 | 98 | 23 | 7 |
2075 | I'll show you a pickled herring. | 1.2891 | 0.05451 | 128 | 102 | 15 | 11 |
2076 | Turns out there are NOT plenty of fish in the sea. | 1.2891 | 0.04458 | 128 | 94 | 31 | 3 |
2077 | I'm an alcoholic - hook, line and sinker. | 1.2891 | 0.05101 | 128 | 99 | 21 | 8 |
2078 | Well of course I drink like a fish! | 1.2891 | 0.04854 | 128 | 97 | 25 | 6 |
2079 | Sometimes I feel like a fish out of water---why is that? | 1.2891 | 0.04726 | 128 | 96 | 27 | 5 |
2080 | Just water . | 1.2891 | 0.04854 | 128 | 97 | 25 | 6 |
2081 | Another Tequila Gusano but make it two worms please this time | 1.2891 | 0.04979 | 128 | 98 | 23 | 7 |
2082 | Sorry Sir, but I do not think a fish can drown his sorrows. | 1.2891 | 0.04458 | 128 | 94 | 31 | 3 |
2083 | I was flushed! Flushed! | 1.2891 | 0.04854 | 128 | 97 | 25 | 6 |
2084 | And don't tell me I drink like a fish. | 1.2891 | 0.04854 | 128 | 97 | 25 | 6 |
2085 | She left me for an Albacore. He had a high net worth. | 1.2891 | 0.04979 | 128 | 98 | 23 | 7 |
2086 | Make it one for my baby and one more for the stream. | 1.2891 | 0.05101 | 128 | 99 | 21 | 8 |
2087 | I suppose you're going to tell me I can't smoke in here, either. | 1.2891 | 0.04854 | 128 | 97 | 25 | 6 |
2088 | My wife kicked me out because she thinks I drink like a fish. | 1.2891 | 0.04594 | 128 | 95 | 29 | 4 |
2089 | ...and then I said,'Don't play Koi,I know you wanted me to buy you that drink.' | 1.2891 | 0.04458 | 128 | 94 | 31 | 3 |
2090 | And you can wipe that smirk off your face. | 1.2891 | 0.04854 | 128 | 97 | 25 | 6 |
2091 | Sorry, sir, it’s Friday. We don’t serve fish. | 1.2891 | 0.05337 | 128 | 101 | 17 | 10 |
2092 | No more tequila. Just the worm. | 1.2891 | 0.04594 | 128 | 95 | 29 | 4 |
2093 | Out of water? That makes two of us... | 1.2891 | 0.04594 | 128 | 95 | 29 | 4 |
2094 | Whaddaya mean you don't serve my kind? What makes your phylogeny better than my ontogeny? | 1.2891 | 0.05221 | 128 | 100 | 19 | 9 |
2095 | It's physiologically impossible for me to drown my sorrows. | 1.2891 | 0.04726 | 128 | 96 | 27 | 5 |
2096 | But I want a straw! | 1.2891 | 0.04854 | 128 | 97 | 25 | 6 |
2097 | What pairs well with seafood? | 1.2891 | 0.05451 | 128 | 102 | 15 | 11 |
2098 | And then she said “At my age, I’d rather have a talking fish. “ | 1.2891 | 0.04979 | 128 | 98 | 23 | 7 |
2099 | What is water? | 1.2889 | 0.05028 | 135 | 105 | 21 | 9 |
2100 | Saying Go Fish every time I ask for another Mezcal isn't funny anymore! | 1.2889 | 0.04687 | 135 | 102 | 27 | 6 |
2101 | I'm having a Kafkaesque drinking experience. | 1.2889 | 0.04318 | 135 | 99 | 33 | 3 |
2102 | Can I get a glass of salt water on the rocks? | 1.2881 | 0.04677 | 118 | 87 | 28 | 3 |
2103 | Listen pal, it's "hairless," not "bald." | 1.2881 | 0.05396 | 118 | 92 | 18 | 8 |
2104 | That's Ms. Goldie to you! Now, pour me another tequila. | 1.2881 | 0.05260 | 118 | 91 | 20 | 7 |
2105 | When I start saying you look like a mermaid, cut me off. | 1.2881 | 0.04977 | 118 | 89 | 24 | 5 |
2106 | Wow, no way, I just got a chill up my spine, yes I am a 'Pisces', how did you know! | 1.2881 | 0.04830 | 118 | 88 | 26 | 4 |
2107 | Did I ever to you about the time I hooked a 250 pound fisherman? | 1.2881 | 0.05121 | 118 | 90 | 22 | 6 |
2108 | I’m hooked on this! | 1.2881 | 0.05396 | 118 | 92 | 18 | 8 |
2109 | I ain't a catch | 1.2881 | 0.05121 | 118 | 90 | 22 | 6 |
2110 | Listen buddy, if anyone asks, I drink like a horse. Got it? | 1.2881 | 0.05121 | 118 | 90 | 22 | 6 |
2111 | They told me this was an upscale WET BAR! | 1.2881 | 0.04977 | 118 | 89 | 24 | 5 |
2112 | So, I was just sitting there, minding my own business.... | 1.2881 | 0.05529 | 118 | 93 | 16 | 9 |
2113 | Then this guy in concrete shoes shows up and you won’t believe what he wanted. | 1.2881 | 0.04977 | 118 | 89 | 24 | 5 |
2114 | My whole school is planning to stage a swim-in until our demands are met. | 1.2881 | 0.05260 | 118 | 91 | 20 | 7 |
2115 | I realized I preferred being a big fish in a small pond. | 1.2881 | 0.04977 | 118 | 89 | 24 | 5 |
2116 | Pond water, no rocks. | 1.2881 | 0.05260 | 118 | 91 | 20 | 7 |
2117 | I prefer a wine that's not too dry! | 1.2881 | 0.05121 | 118 | 90 | 22 | 6 |
2118 | Gimme a glass of water. | 1.2881 | 0.05260 | 118 | 91 | 20 | 7 |
2119 | You mean “endangered” not “over-served”. | 1.2881 | 0.05121 | 118 | 90 | 22 | 6 |
2120 | I am a cliche come to life, but I would like a Manhattan. | 1.2881 | 0.05121 | 118 | 90 | 22 | 6 |
2121 | And then she told me I'm no Prize! Can you believe that? | 1.2881 | 0.04977 | 118 | 89 | 24 | 5 |
2122 | Man, I was taken hook line and sinker. | 1.2881 | 0.05121 | 118 | 90 | 22 | 6 |
2123 | Of all the gin joints in all the towns in all the world, she swims into mine. | 1.2881 | 0.04830 | 118 | 88 | 26 | 4 |
2124 | Who said I drink like a fish? I want names! | 1.2881 | 0.05260 | 118 | 91 | 20 | 7 |
2125 | I'm waiting for a priest and a rabbi. | 1.2881 | 0.05121 | 118 | 90 | 22 | 6 |
2126 | Do I look like someone who has sex on the beach to you? | 1.2881 | 0.05260 | 118 | 91 | 20 | 7 |
2127 | You see, I can't exactly "drown" my sorrows. | 1.2881 | 0.05121 | 118 | 90 | 22 | 6 |
2128 | Look, I'm up to my gills in bad advice. | 1.2881 | 0.05121 | 118 | 90 | 22 | 6 |
2129 | I've been told I drink like a fish. | 1.2881 | 0.05260 | 118 | 91 | 20 | 7 |
2130 | So did you hear the one about a lawyer who walked into a bar? | 1.2881 | 0.04830 | 118 | 88 | 26 | 4 |
2131 | Somebody told me this joint was under water | 1.2881 | 0.04977 | 118 | 89 | 24 | 5 |
2132 | To be honest , I find the expression offensive. | 1.2881 | 0.04830 | 118 | 88 | 26 | 4 |
2133 | I remind you of a simile? Pour my a double and I’ll guess which one. | 1.2881 | 0.04977 | 118 | 89 | 24 | 5 |
2134 | Finally, a bar without the trite "So shoes, no shirt, no service" sign. I'll have a Margarita on the rocks with no salt. | 1.2881 | 0.04977 | 118 | 89 | 24 | 5 |
2135 | I'm just a fish out of gin. | 1.2880 | 0.04795 | 125 | 94 | 26 | 5 |
2136 | Don't even think it. | 1.2880 | 0.04927 | 125 | 95 | 24 | 6 |
2137 | Do I look like I want a dry Martini | 1.2880 | 0.04927 | 125 | 95 | 24 | 6 |
2138 | Give me a tub of cold water, And a whiskey chaser! | 1.2880 | 0.04927 | 125 | 95 | 24 | 6 |
2139 | Excuse me, barkeep, I'm outta water. | 1.2880 | 0.04795 | 125 | 94 | 26 | 5 |
2140 | Cut the carp and get me a drink | 1.2880 | 0.05183 | 125 | 97 | 20 | 8 |
2141 | Half salt the rim- I'm brackish. | 1.2880 | 0.04517 | 125 | 92 | 30 | 3 |
2142 | Believe me, I've always drank like a fish. | 1.2880 | 0.05057 | 125 | 96 | 22 | 7 |
2143 | This sort of behavior was frowned upon in my old school. | 1.2880 | 0.04927 | 125 | 95 | 24 | 6 |
2144 | But I'm handling things swimmingly! | 1.2880 | 0.04795 | 125 | 94 | 26 | 5 |
2145 | Suggestions for a fish out of water? | 1.2880 | 0.05057 | 125 | 96 | 22 | 7 |
2146 | Yeah, ever since the divorce I’ve been drinking like a man. | 1.2880 | 0.04795 | 125 | 94 | 26 | 5 |
2147 | I have never understood that simile. Could you explain it to me? | 1.2880 | 0.04658 | 125 | 93 | 28 | 4 |
2148 | Yeah, yeah, I know. | 1.2880 | 0.05057 | 125 | 96 | 22 | 7 |
2149 | Just because I'm a bottom feeder doesn't me you have the right to refuse service. | 1.2880 | 0.04927 | 125 | 95 | 24 | 6 |
2150 | I am going to need a speech bubble | 1.2880 | 0.04927 | 125 | 95 | 24 | 6 |
2151 | I said reincarnate me as something sleek and sexy, and well, someone has a real sense of humour. | 1.2880 | 0.04658 | 125 | 93 | 28 | 4 |
2152 | I got kicked out of school for drinking like a bird. | 1.2880 | 0.04927 | 125 | 95 | 24 | 6 |
2153 | What?! You’ve never seen a fish out of water? | 1.2880 | 0.04927 | 125 | 95 | 24 | 6 |
2154 | Hey handsome, ever sleep with the fishes? | 1.2880 | 0.04927 | 125 | 95 | 24 | 6 |
2155 | I mustache you for a drink. | 1.2880 | 0.05057 | 125 | 96 | 22 | 7 |
2156 | Water & Scotch, please. | 1.2880 | 0.04795 | 125 | 94 | 26 | 5 |
2157 | Make it a double, just for the halibut | 1.2880 | 0.04927 | 125 | 95 | 24 | 6 |
2158 | I think I'll always feel like a fish out of water | 1.2880 | 0.05057 | 125 | 96 | 22 | 7 |
2159 | My husband found out that I sleep with Luca Brasi. | 1.2880 | 0.05057 | 125 | 96 | 22 | 7 |
2160 | Yes, but I don’t want to be out of beer too. | 1.2880 | 0.05183 | 125 | 97 | 20 | 8 |
2161 | I already told you, I need it to breathe! | 1.2880 | 0.04658 | 125 | 93 | 28 | 4 |
2162 | So this horse walks into a bar.... | 1.2880 | 0.05183 | 125 | 97 | 20 | 8 |
2163 | Falling off the wagon isn't so bad when it's heading to the fish market. | 1.2880 | 0.05057 | 125 | 96 | 22 | 7 |
2164 | I wanna see the piano player who is making the "tune-a-fish jokes! | 1.2880 | 0.05057 | 125 | 96 | 22 | 7 |
2165 | But I AM a fish. | 1.2880 | 0.05057 | 125 | 96 | 22 | 7 |
2166 | I'll tell you when I've had enough! | 1.2880 | 0.05057 | 125 | 96 | 22 | 7 |
2167 | Can I convince you to come run our new Sand Bar? | 1.2880 | 0.04795 | 125 | 94 | 26 | 5 |
2168 | Yeah, I am a Southeast Asian fighting fish. Wanna make something of it? | 1.2880 | 0.04927 | 125 | 95 | 24 | 6 |
2169 | If Mike of Mid-Atlantic Charter Fleet happens to call, tell him Big Bubba Bass was never here. | 1.2880 | 0.04927 | 125 | 95 | 24 | 6 |
2170 | Another shot of salt water, mister? I’m dying over here! | 1.2880 | 0.04927 | 125 | 95 | 24 | 6 |
2171 | So set “um” up Joe. I got a fish story you oughtta know. | 1.2880 | 0.05057 | 125 | 96 | 22 | 7 |
2172 | I know I have a problem. I drink like a...uh... I don't know; some kind of animal that drinks a lot! | 1.2880 | 0.05057 | 125 | 96 | 22 | 7 |
2173 | Well, what did you expect? | 1.2880 | 0.05057 | 125 | 96 | 22 | 7 |
2174 | This time, leave the worm in. | 1.2880 | 0.04372 | 125 | 91 | 32 | 2 |
2175 | Better not shut me off, I've got a mercurial temper! | 1.2880 | 0.04795 | 125 | 94 | 26 | 5 |
2176 | Give me six martinis, I want to go down to the sea in sips. | 1.2880 | 0.05426 | 125 | 99 | 16 | 10 |
2177 | I am not drunk as a fish, I am just a fish out of water or in this case out of vodka. | 1.2880 | 0.05057 | 125 | 96 | 22 | 7 |
2178 | I know I drink like a fish. I AM a fish. | 1.2880 | 0.04927 | 125 | 95 | 24 | 6 |
2179 | She says I drink like a fish. What did she expect? | 1.2880 | 0.04795 | 125 | 94 | 26 | 5 |
2180 | What's the matter - Never seen someone drink like a fish before! | 1.2880 | 0.04927 | 125 | 95 | 24 | 6 |
2181 | Another Scotch and water. And this time don't hold back on the water, for Crissakes. | 1.2880 | 0.04927 | 125 | 95 | 24 | 6 |
2182 | What kind of water do you have on tap? | 1.2880 | 0.04927 | 125 | 95 | 24 | 6 |
2183 | I just can't help the way I feel. She's got me hook, line and sinker! | 1.2880 | 0.04658 | 125 | 93 | 28 | 4 |
2184 | What does a gill have to do to get a drink around here. | 1.2870 | 0.05350 | 115 | 89 | 19 | 7 |
2185 | Keep the rounds coming- I can drink like a fish | 1.2870 | 0.05206 | 115 | 88 | 21 | 6 |
2186 | I swear, if you tell me to 'carpe diem', I'm going to flop over this bar and slap that mustache off your face. | 1.2870 | 0.05350 | 115 | 89 | 19 | 7 |
2187 | Well, how else would you expect me to drink? | 1.2870 | 0.05057 | 115 | 87 | 23 | 5 |
2188 | Whadya mean where's the whale? Am I my blubber's kipper? | 1.2870 | 0.05206 | 115 | 88 | 21 | 6 |
2189 | There's something fishy about this bar and I'm going to get to the bottom if it! | 1.2870 | 0.05206 | 115 | 88 | 21 | 6 |
2190 | What I object to is your assuming I have a drinking problem because I'm a fish. | 1.2870 | 0.05206 | 115 | 88 | 21 | 6 |
2191 | Why is it that every bartender thinks I want a glass of mezcal? | 1.2868 | 0.04822 | 129 | 98 | 25 | 6 |
2192 | Yeah, well, fish don't drink Manhattans. | 1.2868 | 0.05067 | 129 | 100 | 21 | 8 |
2193 | You can increase your business by simply advertising on the net | 1.2857 | 0.04627 | 126 | 94 | 28 | 4 |
2194 | Light on the Scotch and heavy on the water | 1.2857 | 0.05021 | 126 | 97 | 22 | 7 |
2195 | Hook me up with a worm and a Mezcal chaser. | 1.2857 | 0.04487 | 126 | 93 | 30 | 3 |
2196 | We’re in a nasty custody suit for the 456 kids after his affair with that mute custodian home wrecker. | 1.2857 | 0.04893 | 126 | 96 | 24 | 6 |
2197 | Well, Mack, that's pretty cliche, but, yeah, I can hold my own. | 1.2857 | 0.04762 | 126 | 95 | 26 | 5 |
2198 | Line up another six shots. I'm drinking for the whole school tonight. | 1.2857 | 0.04762 | 126 | 95 | 26 | 5 |
2199 | Problems? I'm swimming in 'em. | 1.2857 | 0.04893 | 126 | 96 | 24 | 6 |
2200 | ''I'm a bit concerned about Roe v. Wade'' | 1.2857 | 0.04487 | 126 | 93 | 30 | 3 |
2201 | Listen, I know watered-down. | 1.2857 | 0.04487 | 126 | 93 | 30 | 3 |
2202 | I'm worried they're going to flip on me. | 1.2857 | 0.05146 | 126 | 98 | 20 | 8 |
2203 | You are the first man who "gets me" when I say I need a drink... | 1.2857 | 0.04762 | 126 | 95 | 26 | 5 |
2204 | One for the road, joe. My baby' left me for a whale of a good time. | 1.2857 | 0.05021 | 126 | 97 | 22 | 7 |
2205 | Say I drink like a fish, one more time. | 1.2857 | 0.04762 | 126 | 95 | 26 | 5 |
2206 | 'Yeah Louie, she must've thought I was some kind of sucker." | 1.2857 | 0.04487 | 126 | 93 | 30 | 3 |
2207 | Don't tell me the deal smells fishy! | 1.2857 | 0.05021 | 126 | 97 | 22 | 7 |
2208 | No, I want a Diet Coke. I drink like a fish that's in recovery. | 1.2857 | 0.05146 | 126 | 98 | 20 | 8 |
2209 | I'd better quit at six, Jack, I'm over legal weight already | 1.2857 | 0.04762 | 126 | 95 | 26 | 5 |
2210 | It's none of your business but, yes, I DO drink like a fish. | 1.2857 | 0.05021 | 126 | 97 | 22 | 7 |
2211 | What’s that smell? | 1.2857 | 0.04762 | 126 | 95 | 26 | 5 |
2212 | Another, please. I'm trying to drink like a man. | 1.2857 | 0.05021 | 126 | 97 | 22 | 7 |
2213 | Excuse me sir, I'm out of water. | 1.2857 | 0.04762 | 126 | 95 | 26 | 5 |
2214 | so I kissed him and here I am | 1.2857 | 0.04893 | 126 | 96 | 24 | 6 |
2215 | You look like you've never seen a fish before? I could use some water over here! | 1.2857 | 0.04893 | 126 | 96 | 24 | 6 |
2216 | Stop me before I get fried. | 1.2857 | 0.04893 | 126 | 96 | 24 | 6 |
2217 | Can I have a little bit more water please? | 1.2857 | 0.04893 | 126 | 96 | 24 | 6 |
2218 | I drink to all six of them: They all thought I was a great catch, but I took the bait and got way. | 1.2857 | 0.05146 | 126 | 98 | 20 | 8 |
2219 | THIS'LL ALL SHOW ON THE SCALES TOMORROW | 1.2857 | 0.04762 | 126 | 95 | 26 | 5 |
2220 | Not surprising, but I drink like a fish! | 1.2857 | 0.05268 | 126 | 99 | 18 | 9 |
2221 | . . .and no straw! | 1.2857 | 0.04762 | 126 | 95 | 26 | 5 |
2222 | I tried AA, but it was just so old school. | 1.2857 | 0.04893 | 126 | 96 | 24 | 6 |
2223 | The irony is not lost on me. Just keep pourin'! | 1.2857 | 0.04627 | 126 | 94 | 28 | 4 |
2224 | I am supposed to have a blind date with a mermaid named Wanda, have you seen her? | 1.2857 | 0.04627 | 126 | 94 | 28 | 4 |
2225 | Get me another. I'm not up to the gills, yet. | 1.2857 | 0.04627 | 126 | 94 | 28 | 4 |
2226 | Scotch and aquarium water, please. | 1.2857 | 0.05146 | 126 | 98 | 20 | 8 |
2227 | And it should be "as a fish" anyway. | 1.2857 | 0.05021 | 126 | 97 | 22 | 7 |
2228 | We fish actually drink the least of all sea creatures. | 1.2857 | 0.04344 | 126 | 92 | 32 | 2 |
2229 | I look unsteady? You try walking in these fins. | 1.2857 | 0.04893 | 126 | 96 | 24 | 6 |
2230 | She said she'd like to see roe overturned. I thought she meant sex! | 1.2857 | 0.04762 | 126 | 95 | 26 | 5 |
2231 | Keep 'em comin' son. I drink like a fish. | 1.2857 | 0.05146 | 126 | 98 | 20 | 8 |
2232 | I just don't know if a 12-step program is right for me. | 1.2857 | 0.04627 | 126 | 94 | 28 | 4 |
2233 | What kind of a dive bar doesn't have fish flakes? | 1.2857 | 0.04762 | 126 | 95 | 26 | 5 |
2234 | Rum and Coke, please. Though, to be honest, I pair best with a Pinot Noir. | 1.2857 | 0.05021 | 126 | 97 | 22 | 7 |
2235 | And then he just left, muttering about how I'd catfished him. I'm not even in the same genus as catfish! | 1.2857 | 0.04627 | 126 | 94 | 28 | 4 |
2236 | I'll have a bourbon and water, please. In a REALLY, REALLY big glass ... And, hold the bourbon. | 1.2857 | 0.05021 | 126 | 97 | 22 | 7 |
2237 | There's something fishy about this place. | 1.2857 | 0.05146 | 126 | 98 | 20 | 8 |
2238 | Just set the bottle on the bar...and spare me the simile. | 1.2857 | 0.04893 | 126 | 96 | 24 | 6 |
2239 | ..and I told that old barfly that I wasn't falling for THAT line again. | 1.2857 | 0.04762 | 126 | 95 | 26 | 5 |
2240 | I am one and I drink like one. | 1.2857 | 0.05021 | 126 | 97 | 22 | 7 |
2241 | Of course, I drink like a fish. It's in my genes. | 1.2857 | 0.04893 | 126 | 96 | 24 | 6 |
2242 | Make it a strong one, there's a bunch of real sharks in that Go Fish Tournament. | 1.2857 | 0.04893 | 126 | 96 | 24 | 6 |
2243 | And your bottom line will improve if you can get at least 10% to drink like a fish. | 1.2857 | 0.04762 | 126 | 95 | 26 | 5 |
2244 | I come from a long line of pickled herrings who end up on squid roe. | 1.2857 | 0.05268 | 126 | 99 | 18 | 9 |
2245 | I think I have a breathing problem. | 1.2857 | 0.04893 | 126 | 96 | 24 | 6 |
2246 | There's something fishy about this drink! | 1.2857 | 0.04893 | 126 | 96 | 24 | 6 |
2247 | I’ll take that extra dry. | 1.2857 | 0.04487 | 126 | 93 | 30 | 3 |
2248 | DRY Vermouth, Please. | 1.2857 | 0.04762 | 126 | 95 | 26 | 5 |
2249 | One martini. Two martini. Three martini. Flounder. | 1.2857 | 0.05146 | 126 | 98 | 20 | 8 |
2250 | I hate bait and switch advertising. | 1.2857 | 0.04627 | 126 | 94 | 28 | 4 |
2251 | I'm cold blooded you moron. I said Chivas "neat". | 1.2857 | 0.05268 | 126 | 99 | 18 | 9 |
2252 | What's the name of that drink with the worm in the bottle? | 1.2857 | 0.05021 | 126 | 97 | 22 | 7 |
2253 | Hey man, I don't need to scale back. | 1.2857 | 0.04762 | 126 | 95 | 26 | 5 |
2254 | ...and holds my head in the toilet yelling "Don't play Koi me!" | 1.2857 | 0.05146 | 126 | 98 | 20 | 8 |
2255 | Stereotypes don’t come out of thin air! | 1.2857 | 0.04762 | 126 | 95 | 26 | 5 |
2256 | Tell me if you've heard this one. | 1.2857 | 0.04893 | 126 | 96 | 24 | 6 |
2257 | And tomorrow I gotta wake up early and jump to the top of that waterfall again. | 1.2857 | 0.04893 | 126 | 96 | 24 | 6 |
2258 | A fish glides into a Bar and says, 'I'm looking to hook up.' | 1.2857 | 0.04893 | 126 | 96 | 24 | 6 |
2259 | I’m catfishing a guy here tonight. | 1.2857 | 0.05021 | 126 | 97 | 22 | 7 |
2260 | ...so THEN she ups and dumps me for Marlin. | 1.2857 | 0.04627 | 126 | 94 | 28 | 4 |
2261 | ... so she said, ‘A woman needs a man like a fish needs a bicycle.’ But honestly, I just wanted a drink. | 1.2857 | 0.05021 | 126 | 97 | 22 | 7 |
2262 | I heard someone say ‘He drinks like a fish,’ and that’s when it started. | 1.2857 | 0.05268 | 126 | 99 | 18 | 9 |
2263 | Okay, smart guy, if you think you know so much, what's my astrological sign? | 1.2857 | 0.04627 | 126 | 94 | 28 | 4 |
2264 | What do you mean, you don't serve fish here? | 1.2857 | 0.04627 | 126 | 94 | 28 | 4 |
2265 | No! I look like a fish outta VODKA, so shut up 'n' pour! | 1.2857 | 0.04627 | 126 | 94 | 28 | 4 |
2266 | Are you out of water? | 1.2857 | 0.04762 | 126 | 95 | 26 | 5 |
2267 | 5000 brothers and sisters and none showed up for my birthday party. | 1.2857 | 0.04487 | 126 | 93 | 30 | 3 |
2268 | How do you know what a fish drinks like? | 1.2857 | 0.05021 | 126 | 97 | 22 | 7 |
2269 | Something seem fishy in here or it’s just me? | 1.2857 | 0.04762 | 126 | 95 | 26 | 5 |
2270 | What did I think of Jaws? We saw it in school and laughed our fins off. They needed a bigger boat? Well duh! | 1.2857 | 0.04893 | 126 | 96 | 24 | 6 |
2271 | Oh yeah? Well -- you tend bar like an ox. | 1.2857 | 0.05146 | 126 | 98 | 20 | 8 |
2272 | If you must know, hooking up with my catch of the day. | 1.2857 | 0.04762 | 126 | 95 | 26 | 5 |
2273 | Martini. Not too dry. | 1.2857 | 0.04627 | 126 | 94 | 28 | 4 |
2274 | Tequila- with the worm | 1.2857 | 0.04893 | 126 | 96 | 24 | 6 |
2275 | No, you're the problem! You wouldn't say that about the Irish, would you?!? | 1.2857 | 0.05021 | 126 | 97 | 22 | 7 |
2276 | now listen buddy. . . i'm telling you the truth. . . I got away from a 6" 7"" 345lb fisherman, believe it or not! | 1.2857 | 0.05021 | 126 | 97 | 22 | 7 |
2277 | If they were scales of justice, I would have arms. | 1.2857 | 0.04893 | 126 | 96 | 24 | 6 |
2278 | Put it on my gill. | 1.2857 | 0.04893 | 126 | 96 | 24 | 6 |
2279 | I'm not a hooker...I'm a hookee | 1.2857 | 0.05146 | 126 | 98 | 20 | 8 |
2280 | Whiskey and water, hold the whiskey. | 1.2857 | 0.04627 | 126 | 94 | 28 | 4 |
2281 | Well buddy, then what am I supposed to drink like? | 1.2857 | 0.04893 | 126 | 96 | 24 | 6 |
2282 | Needs more plastic. | 1.2857 | 0.04893 | 126 | 96 | 24 | 6 |
2283 | You probably don't get many carp in here with $18.00 martinis ! | 1.2857 | 0.04893 | 126 | 96 | 24 | 6 |
2284 | No straw? | 1.2857 | 0.05146 | 126 | 98 | 20 | 8 |
2285 | No wisecracks about drinking like a fish. | 1.2857 | 0.05021 | 126 | 97 | 22 | 7 |
2286 | Which liquor has the worm at the bottom? | 1.2857 | 0.04893 | 126 | 96 | 24 | 6 |
2287 | I know I said dry but this is ridiculous. | 1.2857 | 0.05021 | 126 | 97 | 22 | 7 |
2288 | Tub of water,please. | 1.2857 | 0.05268 | 126 | 99 | 18 | 9 |
2289 | Friends tell me I drink like a fish. | 1.2857 | 0.04487 | 126 | 93 | 30 | 3 |
2290 | Maybe you know my cousin, Gil. He was flushed about 10 days ago. | 1.2857 | 0.04627 | 126 | 94 | 28 | 4 |
2291 | I don’t know, it didn’t work out. Maybe I was a little too coy | 1.2857 | 0.04627 | 126 | 94 | 28 | 4 |
2292 | Why do they always throw me back?! | 1.2857 | 0.04487 | 126 | 93 | 30 | 3 |
2293 | Salt water on the rocks my good sir. | 1.2857 | 0.04487 | 126 | 93 | 30 | 3 |
2294 | Yes I can feel pain. My mermaid just dumped me. | 1.2857 | 0.05021 | 126 | 97 | 22 | 7 |
2295 | I really like the atmosphere in here | 1.2857 | 0.05021 | 126 | 97 | 22 | 7 |
2296 | And then I ran into this island of plastics... | 1.2857 | 0.05021 | 126 | 97 | 22 | 7 |
2297 | Actually, I'm an ASIAN Fighting Fish, and I'm going to have to ask you to step outside. | 1.2857 | 0.05365 | 105 | 80 | 20 | 5 |
2298 | I would like a very dry martuna | 1.2857 | 0.04893 | 126 | 96 | 24 | 6 |
2299 | All i asked for was the directions to the nearest watering hole | 1.2857 | 0.05021 | 126 | 97 | 22 | 7 |
2300 | What do you expect? I'm a fish. | 1.2857 | 0.04762 | 126 | 95 | 26 | 5 |
2301 | I specifically asked for NO SALT. | 1.2857 | 0.04762 | 126 | 95 | 26 | 5 |
2302 | So I said to myself, 'When are the chances I'll ever be in Lake Tahoe again?' | 1.2857 | 0.04762 | 126 | 95 | 26 | 5 |
2303 | This is not my usual watering hole. | 1.2857 | 0.04627 | 126 | 94 | 28 | 4 |
2304 | Oh, yeah? Well, I smoke like a chimney, too, so knock it off with the racial stereotypes and gimme another Dewar's! | 1.2857 | 0.05021 | 126 | 97 | 22 | 7 |
2305 | When do you get off the hook? | 1.2857 | 0.05021 | 126 | 97 | 22 | 7 |
2306 | Bring in that guy who claimed he could out-drink a fish. | 1.2857 | 0.04893 | 126 | 96 | 24 | 6 |
2307 | I'm tell'en you, the guy at the end of the bar told me " I was a great catch". | 1.2857 | 0.05021 | 126 | 97 | 22 | 7 |
2308 | I got this gimp fin during the battle of Salmon Run. | 1.2857 | 0.05191 | 105 | 79 | 22 | 4 |
2309 | I once was quit a catch. | 1.2857 | 0.05021 | 126 | 97 | 22 | 7 |
2310 | I have seventeen kids at home, just give me the bottle | 1.2857 | 0.04893 | 126 | 96 | 24 | 6 |
2311 | Another tequila. And hold the worm, wise guy! | 1.2857 | 0.04762 | 126 | 95 | 26 | 5 |
2312 | A Manhattan with worms, please | 1.2857 | 0.04893 | 126 | 96 | 24 | 6 |
2313 | Hey, I'm bald too. | 1.2857 | 0.04627 | 126 | 94 | 28 | 4 |
2314 | Keep 'em coming-I plan to drink like a fish tonight. | 1.2857 | 0.05021 | 126 | 97 | 22 | 7 |
2315 | Give me another shot. Someone stole my bicycle. | 1.2857 | 0.05021 | 126 | 97 | 22 | 7 |
2316 | No, you're out of YOUR element! | 1.2857 | 0.04893 | 126 | 96 | 24 | 6 |
2317 | You wanna know why I don't drink water? Cuz I fuck in it. Not spawn. Fuck. | 1.2857 | 0.05021 | 126 | 97 | 22 | 7 |
2318 | Yes, I admit it. I drink like a fish. | 1.2857 | 0.04627 | 126 | 94 | 28 | 4 |
2319 | Blame it on global warming and evolution. | 1.2857 | 0.04627 | 126 | 94 | 28 | 4 |
2320 | Sex on the beach. | 1.2857 | 0.04893 | 126 | 96 | 24 | 6 |
2321 | Forget what they say, I'll take a Shirley Temple. | 1.2857 | 0.04893 | 126 | 96 | 24 | 6 |
2322 | Mikey,you flushed me down the toilet... So,keep 'em comin'. | 1.2857 | 0.05021 | 126 | 97 | 22 | 7 |
2323 | I’m out f water? You’re out of water! This whole bar’s out of water! | 1.2857 | 0.04893 | 126 | 96 | 24 | 6 |
2324 | Fishman's with a Bass Ale back! | 1.2857 | 0.04627 | 126 | 94 | 28 | 4 |
2325 | And then she said it's because you drink like a fish!, so I say "baby you knew who I was when you met me". | 1.2846 | 0.04663 | 130 | 98 | 27 | 5 |
2326 | No, I don’t want to see today’s seafood specials! | 1.2846 | 0.04968 | 123 | 94 | 23 | 6 |
2327 | No, I'll tell you when I'm sloshed! | 1.2846 | 0.04832 | 123 | 93 | 25 | 5 |
2328 | I'm the one that got away, and it's just damned lonely. | 1.2846 | 0.04968 | 123 | 94 | 23 | 6 |
2329 | Do I look like a pickled herring to you, Mac? | 1.2846 | 0.04692 | 123 | 92 | 27 | 4 |
2330 | Bartender says, "We don't get many fish in here." Fish says, "No, and with these prices, ya won't get many more!" | 1.2846 | 0.04692 | 123 | 92 | 27 | 4 |
2331 | Stop angling for a tip. | 1.2846 | 0.04968 | 123 | 94 | 23 | 6 |
2332 | Schools are completely overrated. Dropping out was the best decision I ever made. | 1.2846 | 0.05101 | 123 | 95 | 21 | 7 |
2333 | Yeah, I know what I drink like. Now how about you give me my bourbon on the rocks? | 1.2845 | 0.05167 | 116 | 89 | 21 | 6 |
2334 | If you cut me off I’ll die. | 1.2845 | 0.05310 | 116 | 90 | 19 | 7 |
2335 | Skip the fish. Just chips and a beer. | 1.2845 | 0.04868 | 116 | 87 | 25 | 4 |
2336 | La Croix's target demographic | 1.2845 | 0.05167 | 116 | 89 | 21 | 6 |
2337 | A margarita on the rocks.....with sea salt, please. | 1.2845 | 0.04711 | 116 | 86 | 27 | 3 |
2338 | Yes, I know I drink like a fish...one more for the road please. | 1.2845 | 0.05310 | 116 | 90 | 19 | 7 |
2339 | Hey pal, I'm the one who's out of water, capisce? | 1.2845 | 0.04868 | 116 | 87 | 25 | 4 |
2340 | My wife says I drink like a person. | 1.2845 | 0.05167 | 116 | 89 | 21 | 6 |
2341 | So I drink like a fish, so what? | 1.2845 | 0.05167 | 116 | 89 | 21 | 6 |
2342 | I'm trying to scale back but it's tough being an endangered species! | 1.2845 | 0.05310 | 116 | 90 | 19 | 7 |
2343 | Look, there are certain expectations of me here, and I'm trying to live up to them. | 1.2845 | 0.05020 | 116 | 88 | 23 | 5 |
2344 | Let me guess: you were gonna tell me I drink like a fish. | 1.2845 | 0.05167 | 116 | 89 | 21 | 6 |
2345 | I'll take the mixed snacks, but please, please promise me there are no Pepperidge Farm Goldfish in there. | 1.2845 | 0.05310 | 116 | 90 | 19 | 7 |
2346 | Hello sailor!!!! | 1.2836 | 0.04570 | 134 | 101 | 28 | 5 |
2347 | Do you serve fish here? | 1.2835 | 0.04730 | 127 | 96 | 26 | 5 |
2348 | Never met a bottom feeder, eh? | 1.2835 | 0.04596 | 127 | 95 | 28 | 4 |
2349 | Saltwater - rocks. | 1.2835 | 0.04987 | 127 | 98 | 22 | 7 |
2350 | I used to work for scale-- now I'm floundering. That's why I drink like a fish. | 1.2835 | 0.04596 | 127 | 95 | 28 | 4 |
2351 | ...and don't get me started about the other fish in the sea. | 1.2835 | 0.04596 | 127 | 95 | 28 | 4 |
2352 | I should tell you- I drink like a fish. | 1.2835 | 0.04730 | 127 | 96 | 26 | 5 |
2353 | Look, man, I'm a fish out of vodka. | 1.2835 | 0.04730 | 127 | 96 | 26 | 5 |
2354 | My human costume is at the cleaners. | 1.2835 | 0.04596 | 127 | 95 | 28 | 4 |
2355 | You heard me. Extra dry! | 1.2835 | 0.04730 | 127 | 96 | 26 | 5 |
2356 | . . . frat party . . . wanted to be a big drinker . . . anyway, I thought she said her NAME was genie . . . . | 1.2835 | 0.04730 | 127 | 96 | 26 | 5 |
2357 | Let me show you how a fish REALLY drinks! | 1.2835 | 0.04860 | 127 | 97 | 24 | 6 |
2358 | Yes, actually I AM a fish out of water. | 1.2835 | 0.04730 | 127 | 96 | 26 | 5 |
2359 | Well, did you expect me to drink like a camel? | 1.2835 | 0.05111 | 127 | 99 | 20 | 8 |
2360 | Long story short, he was a total bass-hole. | 1.2835 | 0.04730 | 127 | 96 | 26 | 5 |
2361 | Ever since my divorce I’ve become a stereotype. | 1.2835 | 0.04860 | 127 | 97 | 24 | 6 |
2362 | Enough with those creepy goldfish crackers. How about some olives? | 1.2835 | 0.04730 | 127 | 96 | 26 | 5 |
2363 | You prayed for more customers who drink like a fish and here I am! | 1.2835 | 0.04987 | 127 | 98 | 22 | 7 |
2364 | Got any worms? | 1.2835 | 0.04987 | 127 | 98 | 22 | 7 |
2365 | Oh yeah? Well, YOU pour like a bartender! | 1.2835 | 0.04458 | 127 | 94 | 30 | 3 |
2366 | Yeah, well, let me tell you something about raisin' kids...I've got 8,000 of them. | 1.2835 | 0.04987 | 127 | 98 | 22 | 7 |
2367 | All right, screw it- I'll try the sushi. | 1.2835 | 0.04987 | 127 | 98 | 22 | 7 |
2368 | Sure I drink like a fish. But so would you if you had to swim upstream the same time every year whether you want to or not. | 1.2835 | 0.04458 | 127 | 94 | 30 | 3 |
2369 | Don't say it. | 1.2835 | 0.05111 | 127 | 99 | 20 | 8 |
2370 | Just some water. | 1.2835 | 0.04730 | 127 | 96 | 26 | 5 |
2371 | You don't understand! I can do this all day | 1.2835 | 0.04860 | 127 | 97 | 24 | 6 |
2372 | I have 30 seconds to live | 1.2835 | 0.04596 | 127 | 95 | 28 | 4 |
2373 | O.K. I think I've had enough. I don't wanna be drunk as a skunk. | 1.2835 | 0.04987 | 127 | 98 | 22 | 7 |
2374 | What do you mean there’s no worm in the bottle? | 1.2835 | 0.04596 | 127 | 95 | 28 | 4 |
2375 | I drink therefore I am. | 1.2835 | 0.04730 | 127 | 96 | 26 | 5 |
2376 | Hey, you taste just like a bartender I once ate. | 1.2824 | 0.04880 | 131 | 101 | 23 | 7 |
2377 | Oh yeah? And how exactly does a fish drink buddy? | 1.2823 | 0.05192 | 124 | 97 | 19 | 8 |
2378 | Yeah, so I drink like a fish. That's how I know your drinks are watered down. | 1.2823 | 0.04933 | 124 | 95 | 23 | 6 |
2379 | Double scotch neat, and hold the similes. | 1.2823 | 0.04799 | 124 | 94 | 25 | 5 |
2380 | Maggie says I drink like a tuna. You know me - - - I'm more like a trout, right? | 1.2823 | 0.04933 | 124 | 95 | 23 | 6 |
2381 | Never you mind what I drink like - just keep pouring! | 1.2823 | 0.05065 | 124 | 96 | 21 | 7 |
2382 | I swear, that fisherman was as big as a house, and I dragged him down with my tail. | 1.2823 | 0.04660 | 124 | 93 | 27 | 4 |
2383 | Martini, please. Extra Dry. | 1.2823 | 0.04660 | 124 | 93 | 27 | 4 |
2384 | I rode my bike. How else would I get here? | 1.2823 | 0.05192 | 124 | 97 | 19 | 8 |
2385 | I'm tellin' ya, it was THIS big | 1.2823 | 0.04799 | 124 | 94 | 25 | 5 |
2386 | So I said “fish or cut bait!” | 1.2823 | 0.04660 | 124 | 93 | 27 | 4 |
2387 | A fish goes into a bar . . . | 1.2823 | 0.04517 | 124 | 92 | 29 | 3 |
2388 | Who you calling a GMO! | 1.2823 | 0.04799 | 124 | 94 | 25 | 5 |
2389 | You'd look better without the mustache... | 1.2812 | 0.04953 | 128 | 99 | 22 | 7 |
2390 | Something wet and slippery. | 1.2810 | 0.05010 | 121 | 93 | 22 | 6 |
2391 | So a horse walks into a bar and the bartender says why the long face"...... | 1.2810 | 0.05146 | 121 | 94 | 20 | 7 |
2392 | Barkeep - give me a bottle of that tequila with the worm in it; hold the tequila. | 1.2810 | 0.05146 | 121 | 94 | 20 | 7 |
2393 | How about this time you serve the water back without cracking up! | 1.2810 | 0.05146 | 121 | 94 | 20 | 7 |
2394 | I don't care if you did mean it idiomatically, it's racist! | 1.2810 | 0.05146 | 121 | 94 | 20 | 7 |
2395 | In case you haven't noticed, I am a fish! Ergo - I drink like a fish - so keep 'em coming! | 1.2810 | 0.04727 | 121 | 91 | 26 | 4 |
2396 | Yes, a martini, again, please. But don't make it dry. | 1.2810 | 0.05278 | 121 | 95 | 18 | 8 |
2397 | Another "Drinks like a fish" wisecrack, and I'll filet you in a New York minnow. | 1.2810 | 0.05010 | 121 | 93 | 22 | 6 |
2398 | How would you like it if I made a joke about you 'drinking like a human'? | 1.2807 | 0.04746 | 114 | 85 | 26 | 3 |
2399 | And No! I am not hard of Herring | 1.2807 | 0.05503 | 114 | 90 | 16 | 8 |
2400 | It's been said "I drink like a fish." | 1.2807 | 0.05063 | 114 | 87 | 22 | 5 |
2401 | No more school for me. | 1.2807 | 0.04907 | 114 | 86 | 24 | 4 |
2402 | Got anything strong? I'm sick of salt water | 1.2807 | 0.04907 | 114 | 86 | 24 | 4 |
2403 | Fish walks into a bar. Barman mulls the many, many alternatives to cracking fish-related drink jokes. | 1.2807 | 0.04580 | 114 | 84 | 28 | 2 |
2404 | Ok, say it! I drink like a fish | 1.2807 | 0.05214 | 114 | 88 | 20 | 6 |
2405 | Carp! Carp! Carp! | 1.2797 | 0.04149 | 118 | 85 | 33 | 0 |
2406 | Perhaps I've been drinking too much. We were getting along swimmingly until just a moment ago. | 1.2787 | 0.04547 | 122 | 91 | 28 | 3 |
2407 | What did you say I drink like? | 1.2787 | 0.04974 | 122 | 94 | 22 | 6 |
2408 | Seriously Carl, please remove that mirror. I just want to forget for a while. | 1.2787 | 0.04974 | 122 | 94 | 22 | 6 |
2409 | Can you believe it? So I said: “how else am I supposed to drink?”. | 1.2787 | 0.04974 | 122 | 94 | 22 | 6 |
2410 | Could I have a beer? Wait; I forgot what I ordered... Could I have a beer? Wait; I forgot what I ordered...Could I have a beer? Wait; I forgot what I ordered... | 1.2787 | 0.05109 | 122 | 95 | 20 | 7 |
2411 | I could drink twice this much and still walk toe to heel. | 1.2773 | 0.05053 | 119 | 92 | 21 | 6 |
2412 | Don't even try, I've heard them all ... "Fish out of water" ..." Drinks like a fish" ... "Call me Ishmael" and, no, I don't know Luca Brasi ... just hold the jokes and give me another double scotch! | 1.2773 | 0.04611 | 119 | 89 | 27 | 3 |
2413 | You can lead a fish to water, but I prefer scotch. Neat. | 1.2773 | 0.05053 | 119 | 92 | 21 | 6 |
2414 | Then she has the nerve to tell me I drink like a fish. | 1.2773 | 0.05053 | 119 | 92 | 21 | 6 |
2415 | Bring me a water. And keep ‘em comin’, honey. | 1.2773 | 0.04910 | 119 | 91 | 23 | 5 |
2416 | - and water on the side | 1.2773 | 0.05053 | 119 | 92 | 21 | 6 |
2417 | $50 for a beer? No wonder you don't see any fish in here. | 1.2773 | 0.05053 | 119 | 92 | 21 | 6 |
2418 | I'd like 100 gallons of Tanqueray---to go. | 1.2773 | 0.05192 | 119 | 93 | 19 | 7 |
2419 | What did ya expect? I drink like a fish. | 1.2773 | 0.05327 | 119 | 94 | 17 | 8 |
2420 | Cut off? You try walking straight with fins for feet! | 1.2773 | 0.04910 | 119 | 91 | 23 | 5 |
2421 | No sir, this is not a joke! It’s more like an analogy. | 1.2773 | 0.04910 | 119 | 91 | 23 | 5 |
2422 | No, this is not a joke! You think I walked in here? | 1.2773 | 0.05327 | 119 | 94 | 17 | 8 |
2423 | I'll have a Bass Ale please. | 1.2773 | 0.04611 | 119 | 89 | 27 | 3 |
2424 | If you dare make a comment about "drinking like a fish" I will end you. | 1.2773 | 0.04762 | 119 | 90 | 25 | 4 |
2425 | Yes, I can drink like a fish. Can you drink like a bartender? | 1.2773 | 0.05192 | 119 | 93 | 19 | 7 |
2426 | No offense, but these drinks taste a little watered down. | 1.2773 | 0.05053 | 119 | 92 | 21 | 6 |
2427 | I'd love a glass of salt water | 1.2773 | 0.04762 | 119 | 90 | 25 | 4 |
2428 | ...In contrast, if *you* were drinking like this, now that would be a simile. See? | 1.2773 | 0.05192 | 119 | 93 | 19 | 7 |
2429 | Don’t forget the splash of water. | 1.2773 | 0.04910 | 119 | 91 | 23 | 5 |
2430 | Yeah, I get that comment a lot. Never met the guy. The name is Bob Fish, not Alex Fish, no relation. | 1.2773 | 0.04453 | 119 | 88 | 29 | 2 |
2431 | It's still not dry enough. | 1.2773 | 0.04611 | 119 | 89 | 27 | 3 |
2432 | Yes, I have told I drink like a human. | 1.2773 | 0.04910 | 119 | 91 | 23 | 5 |
2433 | A priest, a rabbi, and a minister are swimming in the ocean.... | 1.2773 | 0.05588 | 119 | 96 | 13 | 10 |
2434 | My friend is locking up my bicycle. Would you like to meet her?. | 1.2773 | 0.05053 | 119 | 92 | 21 | 6 |
2435 | You know I can’t drink. | 1.2773 | 0.04910 | 119 | 91 | 23 | 5 |
2436 | If that's what you see, give me some of what you're drinking because what I see is nothing to get excited about. | 1.2773 | 0.05327 | 119 | 94 | 17 | 8 |
2437 | I thought he loved me. But all he wanted was to eat my children. | 1.2773 | 0.05192 | 119 | 93 | 19 | 7 |
2438 | No, I don't also smoke like a chimney | 1.2773 | 0.04910 | 119 | 91 | 23 | 5 |
2439 | don't get koi with me, young man! | 1.2773 | 0.05053 | 119 | 92 | 21 | 6 |
2440 | It's a sand bar buddy. We're dry. | 1.2773 | 0.05192 | 119 | 93 | 19 | 7 |
2441 | To be precise, I drink like a carp. | 1.2773 | 0.04910 | 119 | 91 | 23 | 5 |
2442 | Yeah, I may be out of water but how can you be out of tequila? | 1.2773 | 0.05327 | 119 | 94 | 17 | 8 |
2443 | A barrel of brine,shaken not stirred. | 1.2773 | 0.05459 | 119 | 95 | 15 | 9 |
2444 | Okay, a cod, a priest, and a rabbi walk into a bar... | 1.2773 | 0.05192 | 119 | 93 | 19 | 7 |
2445 | It's not easy to drown my sorrows. | 1.2773 | 0.04611 | 119 | 89 | 27 | 3 |
2446 | Has someone accused me of drinking like a fish? | 1.2773 | 0.04762 | 119 | 90 | 25 | 4 |
2447 | Don't believe a thing that big mouth bass tells you. | 1.2773 | 0.04910 | 119 | 91 | 23 | 5 |
2448 | Yeah?! And you pour like a human! | 1.2773 | 0.04910 | 119 | 91 | 23 | 5 |
2449 | So I was elected Jury foreman..something about the scales of justice! | 1.2773 | 0.04910 | 119 | 91 | 23 | 5 |
2450 | Actually, I don’t drink at all. Do you have any worms? | 1.2773 | 0.04762 | 119 | 90 | 25 | 4 |
2451 | It was a rough day and I just need a couple to take the edge off. Don't let me get pickled. | 1.2773 | 0.04611 | 119 | 89 | 27 | 3 |
2452 | Do you have any tequila with a worm in it? | 1.2773 | 0.04453 | 119 | 88 | 29 | 2 |
2453 | So I said to her, "Oh yeah? Well, don't be koi with ME..." | 1.2773 | 0.04910 | 119 | 91 | 23 | 5 |
2454 | Quit carping at me! You'd drink like a fish too if you had to spend your whole life in school. | 1.2773 | 0.04910 | 119 | 91 | 23 | 5 |
2455 | That remark might be considered witty except for the fact that I AM A FISH. | 1.2773 | 0.04762 | 119 | 90 | 25 | 4 |
2456 | Listen buddy, if I could only remember the last three seconds of my life I wouldn't be ordering a seventh gin and tonic | 1.2773 | 0.05327 | 119 | 94 | 17 | 8 |
2457 | I drink like a fish buddy, so don't even think of cutting me off! | 1.2773 | 0.04611 | 119 | 89 | 27 | 3 |
2458 | Give me your wettest martini. | 1.2773 | 0.05192 | 119 | 93 | 19 | 7 |
2459 | No, I'm not a cliche! | 1.2773 | 0.05327 | 119 | 94 | 17 | 8 |
2460 | You'd drink too if you were married to a fishwife. | 1.2773 | 0.05327 | 119 | 94 | 17 | 8 |
2461 | On second thought, I'll pass. I've been drinking all day. | 1.2773 | 0.04910 | 119 | 91 | 23 | 5 |
2462 | You drink like a fish” “That’s racist. | 1.2773 | 0.05053 | 119 | 92 | 21 | 6 |
2463 | Don’t tell me I drink like a fish! | 1.2773 | 0.04762 | 119 | 90 | 25 | 4 |
2464 | I’ll have a water with a splash. | 1.2773 | 0.04910 | 119 | 91 | 23 | 5 |
2465 | Make it a dry martini! | 1.2773 | 0.04762 | 119 | 90 | 25 | 4 |
2466 | You, Sir, are a fishist. | 1.2773 | 0.04910 | 119 | 91 | 23 | 5 |
2467 | for the last time...its NOT like "Shape of Water!" | 1.2773 | 0.04910 | 119 | 91 | 23 | 5 |
2468 | I'll have a glass of water,please | 1.2773 | 0.04762 | 119 | 90 | 25 | 4 |
2469 | I used to drink like a fish, but I've scaled it back cuz people were starting to notice. | 1.2773 | 0.04762 | 119 | 90 | 25 | 4 |
2470 | Admit it--you're trying to get me hooked. | 1.2773 | 0.04611 | 119 | 89 | 27 | 3 |
2471 | One more of these, and I'll be tanked | 1.2773 | 0.05053 | 119 | 92 | 21 | 6 |
2472 | Just don't tell me there are bigger fish in the sea. | 1.2773 | 0.04762 | 119 | 90 | 25 | 4 |
2473 | Of course I drink like a fish. What else would I do? | 1.2773 | 0.04910 | 119 | 91 | 23 | 5 |
2474 | Now my ex... that one drinks like a fish. | 1.2773 | 0.05053 | 119 | 92 | 21 | 6 |
2475 | Water? What's that? | 1.2773 | 0.04910 | 119 | 91 | 23 | 5 |
2476 | I can't decide if I waant salt or fresh water... | 1.2766 | 0.05741 | 94 | 73 | 16 | 5 |
2477 | You'd drink like a fish too if you were Donald Trump's lawyer. | 1.2764 | 0.04802 | 123 | 94 | 24 | 5 |
2478 | Well, they say beluga and vodka go well together. | 1.2764 | 0.05072 | 123 | 96 | 20 | 7 |
2479 | One more snide comment about ‘pickled herring’ and you’ll be ‘sleeping with the fishes’...Capisce? | 1.2764 | 0.04939 | 123 | 95 | 22 | 6 |
2480 | I'll tell ya, this burg was better before they drained the Swamp. | 1.2764 | 0.05202 | 123 | 97 | 18 | 8 |
2481 | Skip the water. I know what happens in the water. | 1.2764 | 0.04802 | 123 | 94 | 24 | 5 |
2482 | No shoes, no shirt, no service! | 1.2764 | 0.04516 | 123 | 92 | 28 | 3 |
2483 | When I’m not in school, I drink like a fish. | 1.2764 | 0.04802 | 123 | 94 | 24 | 5 |
2484 | No more net worth jokes, OK? | 1.2764 | 0.04939 | 123 | 95 | 22 | 6 |
2485 | I plan to go out with a splash | 1.2764 | 0.04516 | 123 | 92 | 28 | 3 |
2486 | I told you I'm not swimming home, I got an Uber coming. | 1.2764 | 0.04661 | 123 | 93 | 26 | 4 |
2487 | A double Tequila, straight up, with three worms. | 1.2764 | 0.04661 | 123 | 93 | 26 | 4 |
2488 | No more, Joe-- if I have another I'll be sleeping with the fishes. | 1.2764 | 0.05202 | 123 | 97 | 18 | 8 |
2489 | Of course I drink like a fish! What were you expecting? | 1.2764 | 0.04939 | 123 | 95 | 22 | 6 |
2490 | On a scale of one to ten, how do I look. | 1.2764 | 0.04802 | 123 | 94 | 24 | 5 |
2491 | Yes I drink like a fish but I don’t want to hear any carping about it. | 1.2764 | 0.04661 | 123 | 93 | 26 | 4 |
2492 | Another double Cuervo straight up - hold the worm. | 1.2764 | 0.04939 | 123 | 95 | 22 | 6 |
2493 | Neat schmeet! More water this time. | 1.2764 | 0.04366 | 123 | 91 | 30 | 2 |
2494 | Wait, don't I get to do the worm? | 1.2764 | 0.04516 | 123 | 92 | 28 | 3 |
2495 | So I drink like a fish...you gonna carp about it, you gill-less wankmaggot? | 1.2764 | 0.04516 | 123 | 92 | 28 | 3 |
2496 | No sushi? What kind of bar is this? | 1.2764 | 0.04661 | 123 | 93 | 26 | 4 |
2497 | Across the Pond they don’t skip the vermouth... | 1.2764 | 0.04802 | 123 | 94 | 24 | 5 |
2498 | So what's wrong with drinking like a fish, huh? | 1.2764 | 0.04802 | 123 | 94 | 24 | 5 |
2499 | I'm here to confirm the stereotype. | 1.2764 | 0.04802 | 123 | 94 | 24 | 5 |
2500 | Water on the side. | 1.2764 | 0.04802 | 123 | 94 | 24 | 5 |
2501 | guilty as charged | 1.2764 | 0.04802 | 123 | 94 | 24 | 5 |
2502 | I just dropped off my daughter for her first year at school. | 1.2764 | 0.04516 | 123 | 92 | 28 | 3 |
2503 | Have you heard the joke about two metaphors sitting on one bar stool? | 1.2764 | 0.04802 | 123 | 94 | 24 | 5 |
2504 | And the worm thiiiis big! | 1.2764 | 0.04939 | 123 | 95 | 22 | 6 |
2505 | Well...what SHOULD I drink like? | 1.2764 | 0.04802 | 123 | 94 | 24 | 5 |
2506 | Yes! You heard it right, I want some fish sticks! | 1.2764 | 0.05072 | 123 | 96 | 20 | 7 |
2507 | I would not be here if I took the bait. | 1.2764 | 0.04802 | 123 | 94 | 24 | 5 |
2508 | Of course I do. Problem? | 1.2764 | 0.05202 | 123 | 97 | 18 | 8 |
2509 | I tell you, ...She had me by the gilles | 1.2764 | 0.05072 | 123 | 96 | 20 | 7 |
2510 | 'Upstream' doesn't begin to describe it. | 1.2764 | 0.04661 | 123 | 93 | 26 | 4 |
2511 | I'll have my usual Joe; double-martini - not too dry. | 1.2764 | 0.05202 | 123 | 97 | 18 | 8 |
2512 | I need 20 more drinks, please. My whole school is here. | 1.2764 | 0.04802 | 123 | 94 | 24 | 5 |
2513 | Like I said, I drink like a fish. | 1.2764 | 0.05072 | 123 | 96 | 20 | 7 |
2514 | Listen. I'm not drinking "like" anything. Okay? | 1.2764 | 0.04939 | 123 | 95 | 22 | 6 |
2515 | Whiskey and water—lots and lots of water | 1.2764 | 0.05072 | 123 | 96 | 20 | 7 |
2516 | The bar scene makes me feel like a fish out of water | 1.2764 | 0.04939 | 123 | 95 | 22 | 6 |
2517 | I don't have an ID! Are you blind? I'm a fish. | 1.2764 | 0.04939 | 123 | 95 | 22 | 6 |
2518 | I’m not supposed to be at the bar. My wife says I drink like a fish. | 1.2764 | 0.04802 | 123 | 94 | 24 | 5 |
2519 | What do I want? What do you think I want?? WATER!!! | 1.2764 | 0.04802 | 123 | 94 | 24 | 5 |
2520 | ... But on MY scales of one to ten, I’m fine. | 1.2764 | 0.04802 | 123 | 94 | 24 | 5 |
2521 | It’s just not right, I mean you never us saying, “I think I smell something humany going on around here.” | 1.2764 | 0.04516 | 123 | 92 | 28 | 3 |
2522 | Well, duh, I do drink like a fish. | 1.2764 | 0.04802 | 123 | 94 | 24 | 5 |
2523 | Scotch and water -- and make sure you change the water every week. | 1.2764 | 0.05072 | 123 | 96 | 20 | 7 |
2524 | I know exactly what I drink like. | 1.2764 | 0.04939 | 123 | 95 | 22 | 6 |
2525 | You try drinking like a fish, fins and a martini is a real challenge. | 1.2764 | 0.04939 | 123 | 95 | 22 | 6 |
2526 | So a red herring walks into a bar... | 1.2764 | 0.04802 | 123 | 94 | 24 | 5 |
2527 | „Life was a lot easier in that little glass bowl...!“ | 1.2764 | 0.04939 | 123 | 95 | 22 | 6 |
2528 | If it looks like a fish, swims like a fish, and drinks like a fish, then it probably is a fish. | 1.2764 | 0.05328 | 123 | 98 | 16 | 9 |
2529 | Stood up... after falling for him hook, line and sinker. | 1.2764 | 0.05072 | 123 | 96 | 20 | 7 |
2530 | Hook me up with another one Sam. | 1.2764 | 0.04939 | 123 | 95 | 22 | 6 |
2531 | no one lives there anymore...., the water is too polluted. | 1.2764 | 0.04939 | 123 | 95 | 22 | 6 |
2532 | Not only do I drink like a fish, I swim like one too | 1.2764 | 0.04661 | 123 | 93 | 26 | 4 |
2533 | How about that Sally Hawkins in Shape of Water? What a catch. | 1.2764 | 0.04802 | 123 | 94 | 24 | 5 |
2534 | I could get hooked on this Single Malt Scotch. | 1.2764 | 0.04802 | 123 | 94 | 24 | 5 |
2535 | You pick, just mix it with water. | 1.2764 | 0.04939 | 123 | 95 | 22 | 6 |
2536 | I'll have another, I'm not diving. | 1.2764 | 0.04939 | 123 | 95 | 22 | 6 |
2537 | For the last time...stop calling me Wanda! | 1.2764 | 0.04802 | 123 | 94 | 24 | 5 |
2538 | Salt water, please, with a dash of algae! No lemon or lime! | 1.2764 | 0.04366 | 123 | 91 | 30 | 2 |
2539 | Listen up. I'm a fish and I intend to drink like one. | 1.2764 | 0.04939 | 123 | 95 | 22 | 6 |
2540 | I can tell they're watered down. | 1.2764 | 0.04802 | 123 | 94 | 24 | 5 |
2541 | I can’t get that bar fly out of my mind. | 1.2764 | 0.04939 | 123 | 95 | 22 | 6 |
2542 | Wait, Wait, I Have One. . A Dolphin, A Flounder, and A Squid Walk Into A Bar... | 1.2764 | 0.04516 | 123 | 92 | 28 | 3 |
2543 | Keep ‘em coming, Bartender...I’m nowhere near up to the gills yet | 1.2764 | 0.04939 | 123 | 95 | 22 | 6 |
2544 | I am so glad this is not a dry state. | 1.2764 | 0.04802 | 123 | 94 | 24 | 5 |
2545 | What time do the barflies come in? | 1.2764 | 0.04802 | 123 | 94 | 24 | 5 |
2546 | I’m a fish out of water and three-sheets to the wind. Give me a break, pal | 1.2764 | 0.04802 | 123 | 94 | 24 | 5 |
2547 | I'll have a Bass Ale with a shot of Cutty Sark on the starboard side. | 1.2764 | 0.04802 | 123 | 94 | 24 | 5 |
2548 | Despite the stereotype, I'm actually one of the few who really drinks like a fish. | 1.2764 | 0.04802 | 123 | 94 | 24 | 5 |
2549 | This game is a lie - this submission is pointless. You’ll get a hundred just like it. Winning isn’t about talent. Talent is dead. | 1.2764 | 0.05072 | 123 | 96 | 20 | 7 |
2550 | How the hell else SHOULD I drink like? | 1.2764 | 0.04366 | 123 | 91 | 30 | 2 |
2551 | Lucky for you I drink like one too. | 1.2764 | 0.04939 | 123 | 95 | 22 | 6 |
2552 | Well you bartend like a human! | 1.2764 | 0.05328 | 123 | 98 | 16 | 9 |
2553 | Don’t get koi with me, fella! | 1.2764 | 0.04661 | 123 | 93 | 26 | 4 |
2554 | You caution that I am "drinking like a fish" as if it is a bad thing. | 1.2764 | 0.04939 | 123 | 95 | 22 | 6 |
2555 | Something to drown myself Please | 1.2764 | 0.04802 | 123 | 94 | 24 | 5 |
2556 | So this fisherman walks into a bar..... | 1.2764 | 0.04802 | 123 | 94 | 24 | 5 |
2557 | Just a splash. | 1.2764 | 0.04661 | 123 | 93 | 26 | 4 |
2558 | Maybe I was the one that got away? | 1.2764 | 0.04802 | 123 | 94 | 24 | 5 |
2559 | I was lured here by a drunken sailor. | 1.2764 | 0.04939 | 123 | 95 | 22 | 6 |
2560 | Another round to get that 'plastic' taste out of my gills. | 1.2764 | 0.04939 | 123 | 95 | 22 | 6 |
2561 | Yes, as a matter of fact, I can drink like a fish! | 1.2764 | 0.04939 | 123 | 95 | 22 | 6 |
2562 | Drinks are great, but your bicycle rack leaves something to be desired. | 1.2764 | 0.04802 | 123 | 94 | 24 | 5 |
2563 | Yes, I drink like a fish! I AM a fish!! | 1.2764 | 0.04802 | 123 | 94 | 24 | 5 |
2564 | I get my share...after three drinks I look like a mermaid | 1.2764 | 0.04939 | 123 | 95 | 22 | 6 |
2565 | I AM a fish! | 1.2764 | 0.05328 | 123 | 98 | 16 | 9 |
2566 | How do you expect me to drink if it’s not like a fish? | 1.2764 | 0.04939 | 123 | 95 | 22 | 6 |
2567 | Yes, after 6 glasses, I AM out of water, why do you ask? | 1.2764 | 0.05202 | 123 | 97 | 18 | 8 |
2568 | You would too, if you had to swim in what I do. | 1.2764 | 0.04802 | 123 | 94 | 24 | 5 |
2569 | Oh yeah? Your mortgage underwater too? | 1.2764 | 0.05328 | 123 | 98 | 16 | 9 |
2570 | I've been accused of a lot, but I'm no stool pigeon. | 1.2764 | 0.04939 | 123 | 95 | 22 | 6 |
2571 | Hey bartender, I’m out of water. | 1.2764 | 0.05328 | 123 | 98 | 16 | 9 |
2572 | Don't say it. I hate cliches | 1.2764 | 0.04939 | 123 | 95 | 22 | 6 |
2573 | And my house is underwater. | 1.2764 | 0.05072 | 123 | 96 | 20 | 7 |
2574 | I'll show you who drinks like a fish!!! | 1.2764 | 0.04661 | 123 | 93 | 26 | 4 |
2575 | So when is drinking like a fish a crime? | 1.2764 | 0.04516 | 123 | 92 | 28 | 3 |
2576 | Sir, The waters of this world are so polluted that now I ONLY drink on the rocks | 1.2764 | 0.04661 | 123 | 93 | 26 | 4 |
2577 | Of course there are plenty of fish in the sea. You're not listening! I'm done with fish! | 1.2764 | 0.04939 | 123 | 95 | 22 | 6 |
2578 | Not a school day, I’d guess | 1.2764 | 0.04802 | 123 | 94 | 24 | 5 |
2579 | Okay, hit me with another “Oil Spill” but hold the plastic straw! | 1.2764 | 0.04802 | 123 | 94 | 24 | 5 |
2580 | I know, I’m all washed up in this town | 1.2764 | 0.04939 | 123 | 95 | 22 | 6 |
2581 | Thus the idiom, my good man. Now, serve up! | 1.2764 | 0.04939 | 123 | 95 | 22 | 6 |
2582 | I said "neat". | 1.2764 | 0.04661 | 123 | 93 | 26 | 4 |
2583 | Do I look like I drink like a fish? | 1.2764 | 0.04802 | 123 | 94 | 24 | 5 |
2584 | It's time to live up to my reputation. | 1.2764 | 0.04802 | 123 | 94 | 24 | 5 |
2585 | Hit me again, Ahab! | 1.2764 | 0.04661 | 123 | 93 | 26 | 4 |
2586 | On the rocks never goes well. | 1.2764 | 0.04939 | 123 | 95 | 22 | 6 |
2587 | I just love these new oxygen bars! | 1.2764 | 0.04939 | 123 | 95 | 22 | 6 |
2588 | And, no, I'm not here to drown my sorrows. | 1.2764 | 0.05072 | 123 | 96 | 20 | 7 |
2589 | You’d show more compassion if your woman were a cold-blooded, indiscriminate spawner. | 1.2764 | 0.04939 | 123 | 95 | 22 | 6 |
2590 | Yeah, well you eat like a human. | 1.2764 | 0.04661 | 123 | 93 | 26 | 4 |
2591 | I saw it myself Ron, your sign said “Gone Fishing”! | 1.2752 | 0.05662 | 109 | 87 | 14 | 8 |
2592 | Waiter, I’m out of water! | 1.2750 | 0.04728 | 120 | 91 | 25 | 4 |
2593 | I know I do. What did you expect. | 1.2750 | 0.04874 | 120 | 92 | 23 | 5 |
2594 | If ONE more person gives me the 'plenty more fish in the sea' line... | 1.2750 | 0.04578 | 120 | 90 | 27 | 3 |
2595 | And I looked him in the eye and I said “Carpe Diem, my friend” | 1.2750 | 0.04874 | 120 | 92 | 23 | 5 |
2596 | Leonard never took LSD at the aquarium again. | 1.2750 | 0.05288 | 120 | 95 | 17 | 8 |
2597 | So, you’re a Sagittarius. I’m an aquarium myself. | 1.2750 | 0.04874 | 120 | 92 | 23 | 5 |
2598 | No stupid,nothing "dry" | 1.2750 | 0.04422 | 120 | 89 | 29 | 2 |
2599 | Mezcal with worm please. | 1.2750 | 0.04874 | 120 | 92 | 23 | 5 |
2600 | And She was the One that got away | 1.2750 | 0.05288 | 120 | 95 | 17 | 8 |
2601 | I just feel like I'm floundering through life. | 1.2750 | 0.04422 | 120 | 89 | 29 | 2 |
2602 | I don't care if you're a vegetarian restaurant, you need to serve fish | 1.2750 | 0.05016 | 120 | 93 | 21 | 6 |
2603 | And then she accused me of seeing a newt. Can you believe that? Me and a newt? | 1.2750 | 0.04261 | 120 | 88 | 31 | 1 |
2604 | I don't want any tequila; just the worm in the bottle! | 1.2750 | 0.04728 | 120 | 91 | 25 | 4 |
2605 | No ice, no water!!! You don't want to know what fish and sea creatures do in the water! | 1.2750 | 0.04874 | 120 | 92 | 23 | 5 |
2606 | Plankton on the rock please. Make it a double. | 1.2750 | 0.04728 | 120 | 91 | 25 | 4 |
2607 | Well now you know where the expression comes from. | 1.2735 | 0.04798 | 117 | 89 | 24 | 4 |
2608 | I knew something seemed fishy about the guy, we spawned together a couple weeks back. | 1.2735 | 0.04642 | 117 | 88 | 26 | 3 |
2609 | Who drinks like a fish? | 1.2735 | 0.05645 | 117 | 95 | 12 | 10 |
2610 | Keep in mind sea levels are rising. | 1.2735 | 0.05096 | 117 | 91 | 20 | 6 |
2611 | Yes, I'm drunk, and spare me the pickled herring jokes. | 1.2735 | 0.05239 | 117 | 92 | 18 | 7 |
2612 | If you had to swim in the Hudson, you'd drink like a fish too. | 1.2735 | 0.05096 | 117 | 91 | 20 | 6 |
2613 | Leave the toilet seat down! | 1.2735 | 0.05096 | 117 | 91 | 20 | 6 |
2614 | And another thing, Cuomo doesn't even like fish. | 1.2735 | 0.05096 | 117 | 91 | 20 | 6 |
2615 | Bring on the drinks. I need to get tanked! | 1.2735 | 0.04481 | 117 | 87 | 28 | 2 |
2616 | Another scotch and water, please, and hold the scotch. | 1.2735 | 0.04949 | 117 | 90 | 22 | 5 |
2617 | Gimme a water, and make it a double! | 1.2735 | 0.05096 | 117 | 91 | 20 | 6 |
2618 | I'll just have some water, thank you. | 1.2735 | 0.04949 | 117 | 90 | 22 | 5 |
2619 | Hit me again. I'm out of water. | 1.2735 | 0.04798 | 117 | 89 | 24 | 4 |
2620 | I'll have a martini - wet. | 1.2735 | 0.04798 | 117 | 89 | 24 | 4 |
2621 | I didn’t create the rising sea levels. You did. | 1.2735 | 0.04798 | 117 | 89 | 24 | 4 |
2622 | It's not easy being the one that got away! | 1.2735 | 0.04798 | 117 | 89 | 24 | 4 |
2623 | ...like a fish. I never heard that one before. | 1.2735 | 0.04949 | 117 | 90 | 22 | 5 |
2624 | And then she said I wasn’t a catch. | 1.2735 | 0.05096 | 117 | 91 | 20 | 6 |
2625 | I'll give you three reasons why we are in a dream: I'm a giant fish. We're both able to breath, and you're G. Gordon Liddy. | 1.2735 | 0.05096 | 117 | 91 | 20 | 6 |
2626 | I didn’t always drink like a fish. | 1.2735 | 0.05096 | 117 | 91 | 20 | 6 |
2627 | Don't even say it. | 1.2735 | 0.04949 | 117 | 90 | 22 | 5 |
2628 | And now you know where the saying comes from. You're welcome. | 1.2735 | 0.04642 | 117 | 88 | 26 | 3 |
2629 | I don't really like tequila. But I'm hooked on those damn worms. | 1.2735 | 0.05096 | 117 | 91 | 20 | 6 |
2630 | A dry martini on the rocks with two fresh anchovies, please" | 1.2735 | 0.04798 | 117 | 89 | 24 | 4 |
2631 | I always feel like a fish out of water. | 1.2735 | 0.04798 | 117 | 89 | 24 | 4 |
2632 | I got at least a dozen fish stories that beat that one. | 1.2735 | 0.04798 | 117 | 89 | 24 | 4 |
2633 | My wife thinks I drink like a fish. | 1.2735 | 0.05239 | 117 | 92 | 18 | 7 |
2634 | Say I'm over the legal limit one more time, pal. | 1.2735 | 0.04642 | 117 | 88 | 26 | 3 |
2635 | Can I get a shot of sardine juice? | 1.2735 | 0.04949 | 117 | 90 | 22 | 5 |
2636 | Yeah yeah I drink like a fish, like I haven't heard That one a million times. | 1.2735 | 0.04642 | 117 | 88 | 26 | 3 |
2637 | She looked nothing like her profile -- second catfish this week. | 1.2735 | 0.04798 | 117 | 89 | 24 | 4 |
2638 | So just what the hell am I supposed to drink like"? ["supposed" should be underlined | 1.2735 | 0.04642 | 117 | 88 | 26 | 3 |
2639 | I'll have a martini straight up two worms | 1.2735 | 0.05239 | 117 | 92 | 18 | 7 |
2640 | Thanks, I’m just happy to be off the hook! | 1.2735 | 0.04313 | 117 | 86 | 30 | 1 |
2641 | Nothing too strong, I'm slippery when wet. | 1.2735 | 0.04798 | 117 | 89 | 24 | 4 |
2642 | Yeah, so. I am a fish. | 1.2735 | 0.05239 | 117 | 92 | 18 | 7 |
2643 | I come home as a prize in a ping-pong ball carnival game, and thirty years later they throw me out for getting too big for my tank. | 1.2735 | 0.05239 | 117 | 92 | 18 | 7 |
2644 | I gotta get tanked | 1.2735 | 0.04642 | 117 | 88 | 26 | 3 |
2645 | Whatever Wanda wants . . . | 1.2735 | 0.05096 | 117 | 91 | 20 | 6 |
2646 | Do I look like a freshwater fish to you? Just bring me the bottle. | 1.2735 | 0.04313 | 117 | 86 | 30 | 1 |
2647 | The Rabbi and the Priest will be here shortly. | 1.2735 | 0.04949 | 117 | 90 | 22 | 5 |
2648 | Watch it, buddy—you don’t hear me saying you pollute waterways like a human. | 1.2735 | 0.04949 | 117 | 90 | 22 | 5 |
2649 | And that was the last time I played Marco Polo. | 1.2735 | 0.04949 | 117 | 90 | 22 | 5 |
2650 | Man, I just want something to take my mind off my troubles . . . all I hear in the swamp is immunity this and subpoena that, and it's getting so crowded in there I can't breathe. | 1.2735 | 0.05378 | 117 | 93 | 16 | 8 |
2651 | I'll get polluted in my own way, thanks! | 1.2735 | 0.05378 | 117 | 93 | 16 | 8 |
2652 | One body of water, please. | 1.2735 | 0.04642 | 117 | 88 | 26 | 3 |
2653 | Well, I'm sipping your top-shelf Scotch. Not bad for a fish out of water. | 1.2735 | 0.05239 | 117 | 92 | 18 | 7 |
2654 | No, I am not out of water. Why do you keep asking me that? | 1.2735 | 0.04798 | 117 | 89 | 24 | 4 |
2655 | So you're telling me should scale back? | 1.2735 | 0.04798 | 117 | 89 | 24 | 4 |
2656 | I bet you think I drink like a fish. | 1.2735 | 0.05378 | 117 | 93 | 16 | 8 |
2657 | Don't worry Larry, there's plenty fish in the sea | 1.2735 | 0.04949 | 117 | 90 | 22 | 5 |
2658 | Listen, Joe, I don't care how long this bull market run is - my house is still under water. | 1.2735 | 0.04642 | 117 | 88 | 26 | 3 |
2659 | ...so then he tells me they have to let me go because I'm spending too much time in the water cooler... | 1.2735 | 0.04949 | 117 | 90 | 22 | 5 |
2660 | Everyone treats me like a fish out of water. | 1.2735 | 0.04481 | 117 | 87 | 28 | 2 |
2661 | There was water water everywhere but not a drop to drink. | 1.2735 | 0.05239 | 117 | 92 | 18 | 7 |
2662 | I'll have a double water, with a splash of brine." M. Hirsh Goldberg Baltimore, Marylan | 1.2735 | 0.05239 | 117 | 92 | 18 | 7 |
2663 | Have I told you about the one that got away? | 1.2735 | 0.04949 | 117 | 90 | 22 | 5 |
2664 | Sorry, Charlie. I have to cut you off. You’re clearly filled to the gills. | 1.2735 | 0.05239 | 117 | 92 | 18 | 7 |
2665 | Who are YOU sleeping with these days? | 1.2735 | 0.05096 | 117 | 91 | 20 | 6 |
2666 | I can handle the mezcal. It's the damned worm thats got me hooked. | 1.2735 | 0.05096 | 117 | 91 | 20 | 6 |
2667 | Look, I can tell when it's been cut with water! | 1.2735 | 0.05239 | 117 | 92 | 18 | 7 |
2668 | Well what do you expect me to drink like? | 1.2735 | 0.04949 | 117 | 90 | 22 | 5 |
2669 | Water please, the whole bottle. I dropped out of school. | 1.2735 | 0.05096 | 117 | 91 | 20 | 6 |
2670 | Like a fish out of water, that's how I feel! | 1.2735 | 0.04798 | 117 | 89 | 24 | 4 |
2671 | Bourbon... on the lake. | 1.2735 | 0.05096 | 117 | 91 | 20 | 6 |
2672 | So I say to her, "Oh yeah? Well, you're coldblooded too". | 1.2735 | 0.04949 | 117 | 90 | 22 | 5 |
2673 | Listen Einstein...I'm supposed to drink like a fish! | 1.2735 | 0.05096 | 117 | 91 | 20 | 6 |
2674 | Well, how do you think you would feel if YOU were expelled from your school? | 1.2735 | 0.04949 | 117 | 90 | 22 | 5 |
2675 | I can't go home. I got kicked outta school. | 1.2735 | 0.04949 | 117 | 90 | 22 | 5 |
2676 | I picked the devil over the deep blue sea. | 1.2735 | 0.05096 | 117 | 91 | 20 | 6 |
2677 | these should take the sting out of being a threatened species. | 1.2735 | 0.04949 | 117 | 90 | 22 | 5 |
2678 | I'm dying for a glass of water. | 1.2735 | 0.04949 | 117 | 90 | 22 | 5 |
2679 | That's right pal, I drink like a frish because I AM a firsh. | 1.2735 | 0.05096 | 117 | 91 | 20 | 6 |
2680 | Listen, I'm telling you: there are NOT plenty of fish on the land. | 1.2735 | 0.05096 | 117 | 91 | 20 | 6 |
2681 | I always could drink like a fish. | 1.2735 | 0.05239 | 117 | 92 | 18 | 7 |
2682 | Because I AM a fish. | 1.2735 | 0.04798 | 117 | 89 | 24 | 4 |
2683 | Make it a double. I’m dying of thirst. | 1.2735 | 0.05096 | 117 | 91 | 20 | 6 |
2684 | Just serve like a man. | 1.2735 | 0.04481 | 117 | 87 | 28 | 2 |
2685 | I'll have an anything-and-water. | 1.2735 | 0.04139 | 117 | 85 | 32 | 0 |
2686 | Another whiskey. That Captain Morgan killed my brother. | 1.2735 | 0.04642 | 117 | 88 | 26 | 3 |
2687 | Is it dry in here? | 1.2735 | 0.04642 | 117 | 88 | 26 | 3 |
2688 | Yes, of course white.... | 1.2735 | 0.04798 | 117 | 89 | 24 | 4 |
2689 | I drink like a fish? Hey, pal, that's a microaggression. | 1.2735 | 0.04949 | 117 | 90 | 22 | 5 |
2690 | My friends are hanging out at a sushi bar. | 1.2735 | 0.05096 | 117 | 91 | 20 | 6 |
2691 | In this case, I am drinking as a fish. | 1.2735 | 0.05096 | 117 | 91 | 20 | 6 |
2692 | Touché. | 1.2735 | 0.05096 | 117 | 91 | 20 | 6 |
2693 | And you eat like a pig. | 1.2735 | 0.04798 | 117 | 89 | 24 | 4 |
2694 | Aren't you stating the obvious? | 1.2735 | 0.05096 | 117 | 91 | 20 | 6 |
2695 | So I said to her, “What, am I supposed to drink like a horse?” | 1.2735 | 0.04949 | 117 | 90 | 22 | 5 |
2696 | Leave the worm. | 1.2735 | 0.05239 | 117 | 92 | 18 | 7 |
2697 | Surprise me . . . but nothing dry! | 1.2735 | 0.04949 | 117 | 90 | 22 | 5 |
2698 | What are you looking at? Never seen a 300lb talking trout walk into your bar, hop up onto a stool and pound six shots of tequila before? | 1.2735 | 0.04949 | 117 | 90 | 22 | 5 |
2699 | Ahh, the worm in the tequila. Carp diem hombre. | 1.2735 | 0.04949 | 117 | 90 | 22 | 5 |
2700 | How did you know I'm from a small pond? | 1.2735 | 0.05096 | 117 | 91 | 20 | 6 |
2701 | Don't ever mention that movie again -- my ex-wife's name is Wanda! | 1.2735 | 0.05096 | 117 | 91 | 20 | 6 |
2702 | Well don’t you want to see how a REAL fish drinks? | 1.2735 | 0.05239 | 117 | 92 | 18 | 7 |
2703 | You know what Gerald, fuck you. No, fuck you. I'm sober. Fuck you. | 1.2735 | 0.05378 | 117 | 93 | 16 | 8 |
2704 | Out of water again? | 1.2735 | 0.04949 | 117 | 90 | 22 | 5 |
2705 | Go ahead...say that again. I drink like a what? | 1.2735 | 0.05239 | 117 | 92 | 18 | 7 |
2706 | It’s true. I drink like a human. | 1.2735 | 0.04798 | 117 | 89 | 24 | 4 |
2707 | Yeah, I drink like a fish. A goldfish, buster. | 1.2735 | 0.05239 | 117 | 92 | 18 | 7 |
2708 | If you're going to tell me I drink like a fish...... | 1.2735 | 0.04949 | 117 | 90 | 22 | 5 |
2709 | Yeah, yeah, I've heard them all before. Just keep'em coming. | 1.2735 | 0.05378 | 117 | 93 | 16 | 8 |
2710 | Do you work for scale? | 1.2735 | 0.04642 | 117 | 88 | 26 | 3 |
2711 | '"And so I said 'get your bass out of my house.'" | 1.2735 | 0.04642 | 117 | 88 | 26 | 3 |
2712 | This drink tastes fishy. | 1.2735 | 0.04949 | 117 | 90 | 22 | 5 |
2713 | You can lead a horse to water, but you cannot make him fish. | 1.2735 | 0.04949 | 117 | 90 | 22 | 5 |
2714 | My river dried up so I came here to drown my sorrows. | 1.2735 | 0.05378 | 117 | 93 | 16 | 8 |
2715 | Six shots of air, neat. | 1.2735 | 0.04642 | 117 | 88 | 26 | 3 |
2716 | They say there’s a lot of fish in the ocean, but I have more success with the women I meet in bars. | 1.2735 | 0.05096 | 117 | 91 | 20 | 6 |
2717 | So I drink like a fish, what's it to you! | 1.2735 | 0.04642 | 117 | 88 | 26 | 3 |
2718 | Hey buddy, who are you calling tanked?! | 1.2735 | 0.05378 | 117 | 93 | 16 | 8 |
2719 | Make it one for my herring, and one more for the road. | 1.2735 | 0.04949 | 117 | 90 | 22 | 5 |
2720 | As a matter of fact, yes I do drink like a fish. | 1.2735 | 0.05239 | 117 | 92 | 18 | 7 |
2721 | Drinking like a fish is your problem, not mine. | 1.2735 | 0.05378 | 117 | 93 | 16 | 8 |
2722 | I’m sorry, we don’t serve fresh fish here. | 1.2735 | 0.05239 | 117 | 92 | 18 | 7 |
2723 | So I says to the principal, 'Hire me as a substitute, and I can feed their minds for a day. Give me a contract and I can teach the little bastards for a lifetime.' | 1.2735 | 0.04949 | 117 | 90 | 22 | 5 |
2724 | I’m out of water. | 1.2735 | 0.05513 | 117 | 94 | 14 | 9 |
2725 | I can't get a date. They all seem to be playing koi. | 1.2735 | 0.04642 | 117 | 88 | 26 | 3 |
2726 | Well, yes, I am a fish out of water but that's no reason to cut me off. | 1.2735 | 0.05378 | 117 | 93 | 16 | 8 |
2727 | Excuse me, I’m out of water. | 1.2735 | 0.04949 | 117 | 90 | 22 | 5 |
2728 | Yeah, I need a bicycle too | 1.2735 | 0.04798 | 117 | 89 | 24 | 4 |
2729 | You can never add too much water. | 1.2735 | 0.05096 | 117 | 91 | 20 | 6 |
2730 | Can you call me a crab? I mean a cab? | 1.2735 | 0.04798 | 117 | 89 | 24 | 4 |
2731 | Just what kind of watering hole are you running here? | 1.2735 | 0.04798 | 117 | 89 | 24 | 4 |
2732 | just some water please. | 1.2735 | 0 |