Contest #627


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627

The winning captions

These captions are chosen by The New Yorker.

  1. “Ignore the screams, sir. I’ll get you a new fork.”
  2. “Would you care to hear about our tipping policy?”
  3. “If you feel a draft, I can close the window.”


Name Value
Submission deadline 2018-08-19T16:31:00.000Z
Voting started -
Voting ended 2018-09-02T16:32:00.000Z
Finalists announced 2018-08-27T16:32:00.000Z
Magazine(s) announcing finalists issued September 3, 2018
Number of captions 6509
Number of responses 1162999
Number of participants -


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In this table, the "mean" means the empirically measured average funniness score when the "unfunny", "somewhat funny" and "funny" receive a funniness score of 1, 2, 3 respectively. "Precison" is the standard error of the mean, the standard deviation of the mean estimate. With that, a caption with an empirical mean μ and precision σ has true mean in the range [μ - 2σ, μ + 2σ] with 95% probability by the 68-95-99.7 rule assuming the responses are indepedent and identically distributed.

Rank Caption Mean Precision Total votes "Unfunny" votes "Somewhat funny" votes "Funny" votes
0 I recommend the pigeon. It's locally sourced. 2.1391 0.00684 11918 2610 5040 4268
1 Weren't there three of you? 2.0549 0.00649 15117 4424 5439 5254
2 Table for two, by the window. Is there a problem? 2.0267 0.00647 13794 3806 5814 4174
3 Any dessert before you hit the road? 1.9996 0.00757 11565 3839 3892 3834
4 Ignore the screams, sir. I’ll get you a new fork. 1.9868 0.00714 12899 4323 4423 4153
5 Welcome back. The Chef enjoyed reading your pithy critique on Yelp. 1.9842 0.00726 12219 4029 4354 3836
6 Yes this is the smoking section. 1.9809 0.00754 10756 3389 4183 3184
7 I recommend starting with an order of wings. 1.9802 0.00756 11019 3584 4069 3366
8 If you find it too drafty, I can close the window. 1.9671 0.00737 11579 3841 4278 3460
9 Would you like to hear about our fall specials? 1.9620 0.00736 11699 3935 4273 3491
10 Is that far enough away from the kitchen to suit you, sir? 1.9529 0.00850 8191 2623 3331 2237
11 You must be the couple with the Groupon. 1.9507 0.00726 11840 4002 4420 3418
12 I'm terribly sorry, I'll send for another violinist right away. 1.9250 0.00783 10292 3665 3734 2893
13 Might I recommend the pigeon. It's locally sourced. 1.8796 0.01156 4834 1888 1640 1306
14 May I suggest a little something to take the edge off? 1.8358 0.00890 7698 3082 2798 1818
15 Would you care to hear about our tipping policy? 1.8340 0.01268 3746 1491 1386 869
16 Sorry, after last night, we no longer serve alcohol at this table. 1.8296 0.01010 5823 2310 2195 1318
17 The perch is excellent. 1.8052 0.00890 7853 3356 2671 1826
18 Well, the review did describe it as 'urban edgy.' 1.7796 0.01276 3403 1400 1353 650
19 You reserved a table--and I quote--'away from everyone, with an unobstructed view of the city'." 1.7720 0.00932 6666 2861 2464 1341
20 Is this far enough from the kitchen for sir's liking? 1.7678 0.00864 7792 3380 2841 1571
21 The maitre d’ thanks you for the two dollars and hopes you enjoy your meal. 1.7532 0.00885 7443 3314 2652 1477
22 What do I recommend? Don’t look down. 1.7446 0.01085 5035 2300 1721 1014
23 You can come back in, sir. Your wife just left. 1.7437 0.00988 6348 2988 1999 1361
24 Welcome to our Sarah Huckabee Sanders table 1.7265 0.01081 5525 2744 1548 1233
25 Yes, Madame, the pigeon is raised locally. 1.7224 0.00872 7385 3382 2671 1332
26 They're not menus—they're waivers. 1.7115 0.01169 4219 2000 1436 783
27 Hi, my name is Pierre. I'll be your second waiter this evening. 1.7081 0.01856 1665 791 569 305
28 LIMERICK : A couple named Albert and Flo...Went for pasta before catching a show...While seated on a ledge...He fell over the edge...And Al dente'd the taxi below. 1.7069 0.01282 3876 1968 1076 832
29 Rainwater or tap? 1.6831 0.01862 1565 751 559 255
30 The bird drop soup is excellent. 1.6818 0.00978 6302 3221 1865 1216
31 Since you were talking on your cell phones, we seated you where we have the best reception. 1.6780 0.01108 4636 2305 1519 812
32 On the plus side, feel free to smoke. 1.6585 0.01257 3227 1562 1205 460
33 It was this or 11:00 PM. 1.6560 0.01137 4075 2016 1445 614
34 I hope we don't get a pushy waiter." 1.6511 0.01272 3545 1850 1082 613
35 I'd avoid ordering the chicken -- it tends to attract hawks. 1.6347 0.01307 3318 1768 994 556
36 Vertigo's."..sounded Italian to me 1.6289 0.01550 2363 1272 696 395
37 Today' s Early Bird Special was captured on this ledge this morning. 1.6252 0.01724 1777 927 589 261
38 You did request a table with a view. 1.6249 0.02201 1061 546 367 148
39 Next time don’t show the coupon till later. 1.6149 0.01389 2750 1463 883 404
40 Never let it be said we don't serve Administration officials. 1.6138 0.01175 4102 2259 1168 675
41 Think twice about my tip. 1.6038 0.01226 3804 2140 1031 633
42 I’d order quickly. The window closes in 10 minutes. 1.6034 0.01540 2219 1198 703 318
43 Weren't you a party of three? 1.6003 0.01448 2492 1348 792 352
44 Next time don’t drop Trump’s name. 1.5805 0.02033 1366 792 355 219
45 Can I start you off with dessert, just in case? 1.5776 0.01734 1778 1009 511 258
46 We're the only restaurant in town with a smoking section. 1.5775 0.01346 2708 1478 896 334
47 I hope you won't mind if we ask you to pay your check in advance... 1.5770 0.01418 2487 1370 799 318
48 May I recommend an appetizer as a good jumping off point? 1.5726 0.01750 1645 916 516 213
49 It’s our take out menu. 1.5705 0.01742 1695 956 511 228
50 It's our special pre-fall menu. 1.5700 0.01645 1949 1113 561 275
51 Your pigeon should be arriving any moment now. 1.5696 0.01880 1401 778 448 175
52 My name is Henri and there is no way in God’s creation that I will be your server tonight. 1.5528 0.01835 1507 870 441 196
53 Before I take your order, I would like you to take a few minutes to familiarize yourselves with the safety features of this table and chairs. 1.5518 0.01703 1707 976 520 211
54 Tonight we have locally-sourced pigeon. 1.5476 0.01896 1355 775 418 162
55 Yes, the chef is very familiar with your review from last time. 1.5465 0.01779 1526 871 476 179
56 Sparkling, still, or rain? 1.5459 0.02744 621 350 203 68
57 The manager wants to let you know he appreciated the honesty of your online review. 1.5454 0.01713 1740 1019 493 228
58 We apologize for losing your reservation. Our manager has informed me that your dinner will be on the house. 1.5433 0.01601 1907 1100 578 229
59 I don't recommend anything heavy. 1.5424 0.01898 1309 745 418 146
60 ... yes, since we opened the new terrace, we have been losing customers. 1.5420 0.01681 1760 1025 516 219
61 But we did reserve you the table with the best view. 1.5400 0.01598 1798 1016 593 189
62 Welcome to New York's latest theme restaurant, 'Wall Street 1929.' 1.5395 0.01808 1568 929 432 207
63 There you have it. A table by the window. Enjoy. 1.5346 0.01936 1229 702 397 130
64 I recommend the pigeon, it's very fresh. 1.5341 0.01909 1320 768 399 153
65 Might I suggest an extremely well balanced meal? 1.5337 0.01740 1574 913 482 179
66 I say we go for the table side flambé and watch him sweat. 1.5322 0.02409 870 518 241 111
67 . . . and, of course our pigeon is ledge-to-table. 1.5289 0.01869 1503 915 381 207
68 I assure you, there is no better view in the city. 1.5280 0.01750 1534 893 472 169
69 I'll be right back with some sugar packets for that wobbly table leg. 1.5268 0.02255 1025 624 262 139
70 If you drop a fork, just leave it. 1.5263 0.02067 1064 613 342 109
71 May I suggest an order of wings? 1.5258 0.01858 1453 872 398 183
72 Sir, I would remind you, this a no tipping section. 1.5258 0.01793 1493 880 441 172
73 Is this far enough from the bathroom for you? 1.5255 0.01803 1471 866 437 168
74 Too much atmosphere? 1.5250 0.01846 1419 840 413 166
75 Perhaps a glass of the house wine to take off the edge. 1.5240 0.02014 1103 634 360 109
76 Do either of you have any food allergies or suicidal tendencies I should be aware of? 1.5215 0.02172 1045 627 291 127
77 You had to mock his French accent didn't you?" 1.5209 0.02057 1196 726 317 153
78 Sometimes I think you’re ashamed to be seen with me. 1.5209 0.02060 1175 709 320 146
79 It's haute cuisine, but edgy. 1.5205 0.01949 1341 817 350 174
80 Good evening sir, and yes, apparently the Maitre D' did remember your last visit. 1.5179 0.01886 1315 777 395 143
81 The reviews said the view was breathtaking... 1.5171 0.01943 1315 797 356 162
82 I and the rest of the waitstaff prefer all "Make America Great Again" discussions take place on the patio. 1.5167 0.02031 1258 777 312 169
83 All of our meals are prepaid. 1.5166 0.01958 1266 761 356 149
84 Can I start you off with some Xanax? 1.5121 0.02077 1113 671 314 128
85 The food is ok, but most of our patrons come for the atmosphere 1.5093 0.01983 1180 705 349 126
86 Bottled, tap or rain? 1.5062 0.02050 1122 678 320 124
87 Well, you ordered the perch. 1.5061 0.02131 1073 657 289 127
88 Our specials are listed on the billboard across the street. 1.5055 0.02085 1096 666 306 124
89 You're lucky we have a smokers table. 1.5049 0.02045 1123 679 321 123
90 So, you work for Sarah Huckabee Sanders? 1.5028 0.02248 1072 689 227 156
91 Our wings are very popular. 1.5012 0.03374 421 258 115 48
92 Are you enjoying our 'Sarah Huckabee Sanders' table? 1.4995 0.02243 1025 649 240 136
93 If you prefer, a table just opened in the elevator. 1.4973 0.02558 736 455 196 85
94 Until you get fired from your Press Secretary job, let's make the reservations in my name. 1.4957 0.02329 930 587 225 118
95 Would you like our fall menu? 1.4948 0.02231 968 601 255 112
96 I wouldn't order anything too heavy. 1.4922 0.02201 957 588 267 102
97 It says, "Please pay your check before you eat. Thank you." 1.4906 0.02234 905 552 262 91
98 Just so you know, there's a one-drink maximum. 1.4904 0.02229 889 538 266 85
99 A table just opened up near the gargoyle, if you prefer. 1.4900 0.02288 896 555 243 98
100 If you will take another look at your Groupon, you will see it clearly states that dinner for two is "on the house," not "free." 1.4882 0.02332 893 562 226 105
101 If you feel a draft, I can close the window 1.4855 0.02352 863 542 223 98
102 Don't tip. 1.4848 0.02402 858 547 206 105
103 You must have read the review incorrectly. We’re a five story restaurant, but got a one star review. 1.4837 0.02396 858 547 207 104
104 I bet that table by the kitchen is looking pretty good now. 1.4834 0.02369 811 502 226 83
105 This was the only outdoor seating available. 1.4829 0.02277 847 518 249 80
106 Funny! His late wife used to sit right there. 1.4823 0.02401 790 490 219 81
107 As you requested, the smoking section. 1.4811 0.02385 821 515 217 89
108 Is the table by the kitchen still available? 1.4811 0.02326 819 504 236 79
109 Appetizer? Everyone orders the wings. 1.4807 0.02389 828 522 214 92
110 Sparkling, Still, Tap or Rain? 1.4799 0.02408 819 518 209 92
111 Life is uncertain. May I suggest you eat dessert first? 1.4794 0.02383 801 499 220 82
112 The couple on the fire escape would like to join you. 1.4792 0.02454 745 462 209 74
113 There used to be a larger smoking section 1.4791 0.02550 766 494 177 95
114 Welcome back Mr. "One star on Yelp". 1.4784 0.02770 648 418 150 80
115 But of course, sir! Our roast pigeon is both locally-sourced and farm-to-table. 1.4782 0.02366 803 499 224 80
116 Do you think he knows we work in the White House? 1.4777 0.02522 783 506 180 97
117 ...and finally, for $34.95, a giant Andean condor will swoop in and drop a Wild-Caught Pacific Salmon directly onto your plate. 1.4769 0.02490 780 499 190 91
118 The restrooms are just off to your right. And left. 1.4764 0.02530 785 510 176 99
119 Here for the early bird specials, I take it? 1.4754 0.02500 753 478 192 83
120 I assume the other couple will not be rejoining you? 1.4728 0.02565 698 441 184 73
121 May I suggest a cocktail to take the edge off? 1.4711 0.02446 726 451 208 67
122 And for dessert we have a Pineapple Upside Don't Look Down Cake. 1.4708 0.02611 701 451 170 80
123 If we make it through dinner, let’s have the death by chocolate. 1.4696 0.02553 690 435 186 69
124 Would you like still, sparkling, or captured rain water? 1.4695 0.02486 722 454 197 71
125 This table opened up because the last couple had a falling out. 1.4692 0.02467 714 445 203 66
126 When you asked for a table by the window, did you specify "inside"? 1.4690 0.02436 710 438 211 61
127 I'd recommend the cornice hen. 1.4690 0.02602 710 459 169 82
128 So, do you understand "al fresco" now? 1.4689 0.02441 708 437 210 61
129 The chef says you may come in after you quit asking for gluten free options. 1.4688 0.02686 672 436 157 79
130 Sparkling, or rain? 1.4685 0.02605 683 436 174 73
131 I assure you Madame, they only look like ants. 1.4684 0.02537 696 439 188 69
132 I hear the squab here is to die for. 1.4682 0.02601 660 416 179 65
133 And for your final course? 1.4675 0.02649 676 436 164 76
134 We apologize for the screaming. I'll be right back with a new knife. 1.4659 0.02522 689 433 191 65
135 Can you hear the crying baby now, sir? 1.4658 0.02618 657 417 174 66
136 This was Karl Wallendas' favorite table. 1.4652 0.02705 660 430 153 77
137 It's a pleasure to honor your "free dinner coupon". 1.4651 0.02549 688 436 184 68
138 Folks, I wanted to let you know that we’ll be closing the window in about 15 minutes. 1.4648 0.02523 682 428 191 63
139 Yes, the Groupon said "rooftop" dining. 1.4639 0.02556 679 430 183 66
140 Is this your first time to a ledgetarian restaurant? 1.4625 0.02661 666 432 160 74
141 Oh, so NOW you want the table by the kitchen? 1.4617 0.02638 665 429 165 71
142 Will the other two guests be rejoining you? 1.4617 0.02681 665 434 155 76
143 I would suggest a well-balanced meal. 1.4613 0.02594 659 419 176 64
144 I don't want to push you, but have you folks decided on your order? 1.4602 0.02644 654 421 165 68
145 Yelp review: Edgy new restaurant brings city dining to new heights 1.4601 0.02614 652 416 172 64
146 "May I suggest the jumbo wings to start?" 1.4601 0.02605 652 415 174 63
147 This is the best view we have 1.4589 0.02629 621 392 173 56
148 I’d bring you more bread, but the pigeons will just keep taking it. 1.4572 0.02821 584 380 141 63
149 I should mention that our "No Tipping" advisory has nothing to do with gratuities. 1.4569 0.02584 626 393 180 53
150 Might I suggest the roast pigeon. It is quite fresh and locally sourced." 1.4557 0.02678 621 399 161 61
151 Your drinks will be right out, Sir. Also, an Officer Davis on the phone sends the message that "you have so much to live for." 1.4539 0.02758 608 397 146 65
152 May I suggest the wings? 1.4535 0.02659 591 373 168 50
153 He heard we voted for Trump. 1.4530 0.02768 596 388 146 62
154 This is our VIP table for the current administration's top staffers. 1.4523 0.02854 597 398 128 71
155 And if you're feeling more adventurous, we can start with a blind tasting. 1.4514 0.02860 587 390 129 68
156 You wanted our smoking section. 1.4510 0.02801 592 389 139 64
157 I am sorry Secretary DeVos. I've checked with the owner; this is our only available table this evening. 1.4492 0.02871 581 387 127 67
158 Ah, you must be the couple who talked politics with the Maitre D' . 1.4485 0.02749 573 369 151 53
159 Both the kitchen and window will be closing in fifteen minutes. Thank you 1.4476 0.02696 572 364 160 48
160 Don't feel bad, he loved playing the violin... 1.4474 0.02836 561 367 137 57
161 As requested, secluded, good view, not near the kitchen, no annoying music, away from the entrance. 1.4472 0.02788 568 369 144 55
162 It's not the height which scares most patrons, it's the width. 1.4462 0.02790 558 361 145 52
163 Best if you don't lean back like that... 1.4458 0.02769 554 356 149 49
164 Is this table close enough to the window for you? 1.4454 0.02797 559 363 143 53
165 The chef has designated this table for our vegan, gluten, dairy, sodium free patrons 1.4450 0.02903 555 369 125 61
166 No, honey I said " lets try some place edgy" not ledgy. 1.4446 0.02849 551 361 135 55
167 Is this your first high tea? 1.4444 0.02798 549 355 144 50
168 We recommend a heavy meal - winds are coming from the east and gusting to thirty miles per hour. 1.4422 0.02809 536 346 143 47
169 Welcome to our new patio dining experience. 1.4420 0.02855 543 356 134 53
170 Outdoor table with view, just as requested in your OpenTable reservation. 1.4403 0.02857 536 351 134 51
171 if it's too drafty, I can shut the window 1.4403 0.02906 536 355 126 55
172 Everyone asks for outside seating, and then they complain. 1.4402 0.02765 527 336 150 41
173 We shouldn't have told him we were Trump supporters 1.4398 0.03079 523 358 100 65
174 If it gets too breezy, I'll close the window." 1.4385 0.02919 520 343 126 51
175 Your profile said that you like to live on the edge. 1.4382 0.02850 518 336 137 45
176 Enjoy the unobstructed view, but watch your step when you go to the rest rooms. 1.4380 0.02791 516 330 146 40
177 For starters, can I interest you in some breadcrumbs? 1.4377 0.02969 514 342 119 53
178 I wish they would call this something other than the fall menu. 1.4375 0.02765 512 325 150 37
179 Our specialty is the fresh wild squab, locally sourced, roof-to-table in 15 minutes. 1.4375 0.02939 512 338 124 50
180 I recommend the wings. 1.4368 0.02742 522 332 152 38
181 Due to circumstances beyond our control, the strolling violinist is not available. 1.4357 0.02664 482 295 164 23
182 Sir, may I suggest the pigeon? 1.4356 0.02968 505 335 120 50
183 No chicken tonight...but we do have pigeon. 1.4351 0.02917 501 328 128 45
184 My apologies - your souffle fell. Actually, it's still falling. 1.4349 0.03026 476 314 117 45
185 ...and of course if you have any allergies please let me know, your safety is very important to us. 1.4343 0.02969 495 327 121 47
186 On today's menu, we have a recipe for disaster 1.4336 0.03111 482 326 103 53
187 I highly recommend the pigeon 1.4335 0.02795 496 316 145 35
188 Our waiter seems a little pushy; and that worries me. 1.4329 0.02926 492 322 127 43
189 Not only is the view great out here, Mr. and Mrs. DeVos, but we can assure you no protesters will interrupt your dinner. 1.4327 0.03087 490 332 104 54
190 Would you like some bread crumbs for the table? 1.4327 0.03087 490 332 104 54
191 Mind if we move you over a little to fit another party in? 1.4324 0.02971 488 322 121 45
192 May I suggest our term policy for $19.95. 1.4319 0.03067 470 313 111 46
193 I believe Monsieur and Madame have discovered that the, ahem, "wretched little table next to the men's room" has a newfound appeal, n'est ce pas? 1.4315 0.03011 482 320 116 46
194 My name is Adam and I'll be talking you down from the ledge this evening. 1.4313 0.03052 473 315 112 46
195 Will you be having the fall special, then? 1.4304 0.02883 481 311 133 37
196 May I startle you off with something? 1.4304 0.02928 481 314 127 40
197 A true gentleman would have pulled out my chair. 1.4295 0.03081 454 301 111 42
198 You must have missed the small print on the Groupon. 1.4295 0.02862 475 305 136 34
199 For you, I recommend the wings. 1.4286 0.03099 469 316 105 48
200 Your reservation specified that you were to be seated in a space, and I quote: "...where there will be absolutely no children." Bon appetit. 1.4286 0.02995 469 309 119 41
201 Have we decided, or are we still up in the air? 1.4283 0.02927 474 309 127 38
202 Maybe you shouldn't have joked that we were reviewers from the "failing New York Times." 1.4283 0.03034 467 310 114 43
203 Restrooms are located directly below you. 1.4270 0.03128 466 316 101 49
204 Any food allergies or phobias? 1.4270 0.03038 466 310 113 43
205 Might I suggest the roast pigeon? 1.4270 0.03038 466 310 113 43
206 No, I am the chef, a drone will deliver your meal. 1.4267 0.03063 464 310 110 44
207 The squab is quite fresh. It arrives daily. 1.4267 0.02809 464 294 142 28
208 Your farm-to-table dinners should land any minute now. 1.4261 0.03051 460 306 112 42
209 My name is Mario and I'll be throwing your food at you from here tonight. 1.4258 0.03242 458 317 87 54
210 The smoking section sure has changed over the years 1.4248 0.03088 452 302 108 42
211 If you think your table is unsafe, you should try our shrimp scampi. 1.4248 0.03104 452 303 106 43
212 You have to stop telling people you work for Trump. 1.4244 0.03223 450 309 91 50
213 We bring dining alfresco to a new height. 1.4238 0.02970 453 296 122 35
214 May I suggest something that's quick. There's a high-wind advisory. 1.4235 0.03028 451 298 115 38
215 This is the table farthest from the kitchen. Bon Appetit 1.4235 0.02929 451 292 127 32
216 I dont' want to push you, but the kitchen will be closing soon. 1.4228 0.02997 447 293 119 35
217 Next time, please let us know if you will be late. 1.4225 0.03023 445 293 116 36
218 For here? Or to go? 1.4223 0.03126 431 287 106 38
219 This is where we seat folks who still ask for Trump Wine. 1.4221 0.03337 443 311 77 55
220 Do you have the Groupon with you, sir? 1.4221 0.03116 443 297 105 41
221 Groupon voucher, I presume? 1.4218 0.02939 441 285 126 30
222 Would you prefer the window open or closed? 1.4214 0.03119 439 294 105 40
223 The pigeon is very, very fresh. 1.4214 0.03051 439 290 113 36
224 You did ask if we had a smoking section. 1.4203 0.03010 433 283 118 32
225 May I recommend the '66 Haut Brion. The scintillating bouquet of dark fruit, forest floor, and smokey cedar pair well with the dumpster fire in the alley. 1.4200 0.03171 419 280 102 37
226 What? Your profile said 'living on the edge' and 'drinks with a view.' 1.4197 0.03099 436 291 107 38
227 You may come inside when you finish your vegetables. 1.4197 0.03313 436 304 81 51
228 We find this is less passive aggressive than spitting in your food. 1.4195 0.03257 410 277 94 39
229 Tonight's special is free range pigeon. 1.4190 0.03050 432 285 113 34
230 Is this table more comfortable, Secretary DeVos? 1.4182 0.03342 428 299 79 50
231 Try the pigeon,it's locally sourced 1.4182 0.03157 428 288 101 39
232 Is this far enough from the kitchen to meet your request sir? 1.4180 0.02991 433 283 119 31
233 If you don't tip me, I tip you. 1.4178 0.03185 426 288 98 40
234 You just had to tell them I voted Republican didn't you! 1.4178 0.03287 426 294 86 46
235 I'll give you a few minutes to decide if you're willing to look down at the menu. 1.4175 0.03071 424 280 111 33
236 You ordered take-out, right? 1.4175 0.03142 424 284 103 37
237 My name’s George. I’ll be your next waiter for the evening. 1.4171 0.03188 422 285 98 39
238 I see that you have some table reservations. 1.4171 0.03206 422 286 96 40
239 You said you wanted a table with a killer view 1.4167 0.03199 420 284 97 39
240 At Vertigo, you tip us and we don't tip you." 1.4159 0.03220 416 282 95 39
241 Let me know if you want to send your food back again. 1.4150 0.03255 400 270 94 36
242 Can I start you off with a little something for the vertigo? 1.4145 0.03189 415 280 98 37
243 Next time...Make a reservation. 1.4142 0.03114 408 270 107 31
244 I heard the free-range pigeons are to die for. 1.4140 0.03144 413 276 103 34
245 You should start with the wings. 1.4140 0.03068 413 272 111 30
246 But you must admit, the view is breathtaking. 1.4136 0.03173 411 276 100 35
247 You just missed the early birds. 1.4132 0.03127 409 272 105 32
248 This table has a two drink maximum. 1.4132 0.03165 409 274 101 34
249 Pay no attention to the gathering crowd. 1.4132 0.03146 409 273 103 33
250 No complaints about the view this week, sir? 1.4132 0.03146 409 273 103 33
251 I suggest the wings. 1.4128 0.03157 407 272 102 33
252 Appetizer? Wings, perhaps? 1.4119 0.03217 403 272 96 35
253 Well, you did say “as far from the kitchen as possible”, didn’t you? 1.4119 0.03178 403 270 100 33
254 I'm guessing you booked through Open Table? 1.4119 0.03236 403 273 94 36
255 You’re the one that wanted to go to the edgiest restaurant in the city. 1.4119 0.03119 403 267 106 30
256 Let me guess, you slipped the maître d' a single. 1.4115 0.03169 401 268 101 32
257 My name is Marcel and I am here to talk you down. 1.4115 0.03228 401 271 95 35
258 As you requested, a quiet table in the corner, and a great view. 1.4113 0.03154 389 257 104 28
259 This time,tip! 1.4110 0.03258 399 271 92 36
260 It’s our early fall menu. 1.4110 0.03059 399 261 112 26
261 Well, I see you won't be needing the third menu after all. 1.4106 0.03231 397 268 95 34
262 If madame and monsieur will follow me, a table has opened up in the stairwell. 1.4101 0.03359 395 273 82 40
263 We actually coined the phrase "Good to the last drop". 1.4095 0.03165 398 266 101 31
264 We are known mostly for our atmosphere. 1.4092 0.03344 391 269 84 38
265 If you’d like, a table has just opened next to the urinal. 1.4092 0.03441 391 274 74 43
266 The lady in the room right across from you should be starting her show in five minutes. 1.4089 0.03223 384 257 97 30
267 So, is this far enough from the kitchen and restrooms? 1.4086 0.03227 394 266 95 33
268 Well, you did request "al fresco." 1.4086 0.03062 394 258 111 25
269 I would suggest skipping the bread unless you really, really like pigeons. 1.4082 0.03337 392 270 84 38
270 The reviews said edgy... 1.4082 0.03094 392 258 108 26
271 Did you really have to insist on a table with a better view. 1.4082 0.03136 392 260 104 28
272 Is this far enough away from the band 1.4077 0.03249 390 264 93 33
273 Chef says your salad will be tossed sweetheart. Your steak too. 1.4077 0.03388 390 271 79 40
274 Would you like to start with something to take the edge off? 1.4077 0.03329 390 268 85 37
275 We have a selection of canopies below. 1.4067 0.03189 386 258 99 29
276 Either you tip me or I tip you 1.4062 0.03386 384 266 80 38
277 I believe they are chanting at you to skip dessert and jump, sir. 1.4062 0.03386 384 266 80 38
278 Your first responder will be with you shortly 1.4058 0.02751 382 236 137 9
279 The perch special is an excellent choice. 1.4058 0.03337 382 262 85 35
280 I hope you now understand our smoking policy. 1.4053 0.03158 380 252 102 26
281 It's down the ledge and to your right. 1.4053 0.03179 380 253 100 27
282 May I remind you you did ask for the terrace. 1.4048 0.03191 378 252 99 27
283 So, I think you'll find kitchen noise a bit less irritating now. 1.4048 0.03299 378 257 89 32
284 The rest of your party is here. 1.4047 0.03431 383 268 75 40
285 When you've made up your mind, you can come back inside. 1.4043 0.03332 376 257 86 33
286 Tonight, payment in advance will be kindly required. 1.4043 0.03374 376 259 82 35
287 Yes sir, this definitely is the Upper East Side! 1.4043 0.03180 376 250 100 26
288 When they said this place was edgy, I thought they meant the food. 1.4040 0.03644 302 204 74 24
289 Please be patient. We've lost several waiters recently. 1.4037 0.03279 374 253 91 30
290 No, Mr. Bond. I expect you to dine. 1.4032 0.03400 372 257 80 35
291 As you can see , the pigeon we serve is locally sourced. 1.4032 0.03225 372 249 96 27
292 I did warn all three of you not to push your chairs back too far. 1.4027 0.03391 370 255 81 34
293 I’ll bring menus as soon as you sign the waivers. 1.4021 0.03306 373 254 88 31
294 Today's special is perch. 1.4021 0.03328 373 255 86 32
295 I said, I like living on the edge, not the ledge. 1.4016 0.03229 371 249 95 27
296 You said you'd take the last corner table we had available. 1.4016 0.03318 371 253 87 31
297 I don’t mean to rush you, but the window will be closing in five minutes. 1.4016 0.03384 371 256 81 34
298 Please accept our apology. The chef thought you were with the current Administration. 1.4011 0.03524 369 261 68 40
299 Sparkling, still, or rain gutter? 1.4011 0.03375 369 254 82 33
300 Sparkling, tap, or if you wait five minutes, rain? 1.4006 0.03092 362 236 107 19
301 Not what I had in mind when I said 'let's eat out.' 1.3994 0.03368 363 249 83 31
302 We noted your last Yelp review mentioned your table was too close to the kitchen. 1.3994 0.03391 363 250 81 32
303 Dinner is on the house. 1.3994 0.03435 363 252 77 34
304 If you put a matchbook under the leg, it'll be less tippy. 1.3994 0.03435 363 252 77 34
305 We're uploading the full menu to the cloud. 1.3994 0.03471 348 240 77 31
306 You're the one who wanted to be reseated as far away from the kitchen as possible! 1.3989 0.03265 361 243 92 26
307 I believe your reservation simply requested outdoor seating. 1.3989 0.03145 361 238 102 21
308 Our special of the day will be landing shortly. 1.3989 0.03358 361 247 84 30
309 May I suggest something not too heavy. 1.3989 0.03358 361 247 84 30
310 Just think, I had to call two months in advance for the corner table" 1.3989 0.03194 361 240 98 23
311 The special tonight is cornice hen. 1.3989 0.03515 361 254 70 37
312 These prices seem really high. 1.3989 0.03381 361 248 82 31
313 Yes Sir...this is where we put all the lawyers. 1.3983 0.03348 359 245 85 29
314 The restrooms are to the gentleman’s left. 1.3978 0.03476 357 249 74 34
315 When I said ‘Ideally, a table in a corner location with good views...’ 1.3977 0.03273 352 236 92 24
316 I recommend the perch special 1.3966 0.03386 353 242 82 29
317 Your complimentary free-range pigeon appetizers should arrive shortly. Just sit very still. 1.3966 0.03386 353 242 82 29
318 The chef says you can come in if you stop ordering well done. 1.3960 0.03327 351 238 87 26
319 Table by the window or nothing", you said 1.3960 0.03302 351 237 89 25
320 Sorry for the wait. The line is out the fire escape. 1.3960 0.03351 351 239 85 27
321 Is there table service or do we order at the window? 1.3960 0.03423 351 242 79 30
322 Sir, all of our cuisine is haute. 1.3960 0.03494 351 245 73 33
323 You insisted on a table by the window. 1.3960 0.03375 351 240 83 28
324 I'm sorry, there will be no wine pairing tonight. Our sommelier had a slight misstep. 1.3954 0.03214 349 232 96 21
325 The Yelp review was literally a yelp. 1.3954 0.03460 349 242 76 31
326 My sister is joining us. 1.3954 0.03600 349 248 64 37
327 They said al fresco 1.3948 0.03426 347 239 79 29
328 You really meant it when you said, “I’m Going to get us a table no matter what.” 1.3948 0.03277 347 233 91 23
329 I wouldn’t recommend anything heavy. 1.3948 0.03474 347 241 75 31
330 What kind of dive is this? 1.3942 0.03488 345 240 74 31
331 Try the pidgeon 1.3942 0.03415 345 237 80 28
332 It's our special Fall menu. 1.3942 0.03390 345 236 82 27
333 How many were you? 1.3942 0.03315 345 233 88 24
334 Yes, we are a 3-star restaurant, and you will see them all shortly after sunset. 1.3942 0.03211 345 229 96 20
335 Why can’t you just admit you forgot about our anniversary again? 1.3940 0.03537 335 233 72 30
336 Can I get you something to take the edge off? 1.3936 0.03453 343 237 77 29
337 We were curious if you finally found the temperature to your satisfaction 1.3936 0.03116 343 224 103 16
338 You HAD to ask for a table with a view. 1.3936 0.03403 343 235 81 27
339 We were only able to squeeze you in due to a last minute catastro... er cancellation. 1.3936 0.03276 343 230 91 22
340 Gratuities are mandatory, if you know what I mean. 1.3936 0.03378 343 234 83 26
341 The souffle is not available. It fell. 1.3936 0.03453 343 237 77 29
342 The pidgeon is excellent, and fresh. 1.3930 0.03660 341 244 60 37
343 And for dessert, I recommend our pie in the sky. 1.3930 0.03442 341 235 78 28
344 Yelp recommended it for its edgy vibe" 1.3930 0.03366 341 232 84 25
345 We've been over this a thousand times. This is not a restaurant, I am not a waiter, and there is no soup du jour. I'm wearing this for an audition. Now, please come back inside, mom and dad. 1.3918 0.03628 342 244 62 36
346 Everything is a little steep here, don’t you think? 1.3917 0.03643 337 240 62 35
347 You dropped the fork, you pick it up. 1.3912 0.03522 340 238 71 31
348 You wanted a table in the smoking section, right? 1.3912 0.03345 340 231 85 24
349 I would recommend the "Death by Chocolate" as a better choice. 1.3905 0.03410 338 232 80 26
350 I trust THIS table isn't "too close to the kitchen." 1.3905 0.03279 338 227 90 21
351 The wind is out of the south at 15 knots this evening, we recommend a heavy dressing on the salad,...Monsieur. 1.3904 0.03366 333 226 84 23
352 The chef recommends a balanced meal. 1.3899 0.03397 336 230 81 25
353 The reviews said it was edgy. 1.3899 0.03345 336 228 85 23
354 Welcome to 'You Catch It, We'll Cook It.' 1.3892 0.03540 334 234 70 30
355 Mr Robinson, your wife has gone now. Would you like to come back inside? 1.3892 0.03489 334 232 74 28
356 AND for dessert, we have a spectacular DEATH BY CHOCOLATE 1.3892 0.03616 334 237 64 33
357 Is this far enough from the kitchen? 1.3892 0.03331 334 226 86 22
358 Next time I would highly recommend making reservations, sir. 1.3892 0.03304 334 225 88 21
359 Roasted pigeon is our specialty for tonite..... 1.3886 0.03529 332 232 71 29
360 I was aware of your fear of heights, but you neglected to mention your fear of widths. 1.3886 0.03477 332 230 75 27
361 I’m Mario, I’ll be your negotiator today. 1.3884 0.03568 327 229 69 29
362 We will begin with the check, obviously 1.3882 0.03386 322 218 83 21
363 I see you dropped your napkin, sir. 1.3879 0.03570 330 232 68 30
364 Look down and you'll see our Fall Special is an Egg Drop Soup–it's to die for. 1.3879 0.03595 330 233 66 31
365 The usual, Mr. Cruise? 1.3877 0.03475 325 224 76 25
366 Reviews called this an “edgy new restaurant”. So far so good. 1.3865 0.03299 326 219 88 19
367 I recommend the Linguini Afraido or the Petrified Sole. 1.3863 0.03586 321 225 68 28
368 On the front of the menu you will see todays specials and if you turn to the back, our insurance policy. 1.3856 0.03462 319 219 77 23
369 Should I tell him I dropped my fork again? 1.3844 0.03619 320 226 65 29
370 "If you want to see and be seen, this is the table. 1.3844 0.03367 320 217 83 20
371 It says terror, not terroir. 1.3839 0.03374 323 220 82 21
372 Would that be close enough to a window, sir? 1.3829 0.03510 316 219 73 24
373 I'm afraid your only options are tossed salad and the catch of the day. I'll do the tossing and you can do the catching... 1.3829 0.03651 316 224 63 29
374 I recommend you start with dessert. 1.3829 0.03678 316 225 61 30
375 Sorry for the delay, my name is Herbert and I'll be your replacement waiter. 1.3829 0.03567 316 221 69 26
376 Dining out, are we? 1.3829 0.03304 316 212 87 17
377 Don't worry, you will have that sidewalk table before you know it. 1.3829 0.03482 316 218 75 23
378 We read your online review. Rest assured, you will never sit near the kitchen, again. 1.3829 0.03595 316 222 67 27
379 Tipping is not required but greatly encouraged. 1.3829 0.03424 316 216 79 21
380 We've brought dining alfresco to a whole new level. 1.3829 0.03364 316 214 83 19
381 Greetings. The Specials for this evening are perched on the board behind you." 1.3829 0.03424 316 216 79 21
382 Most restaurants don't even have a smoking section. 1.3829 0.03539 316 220 71 25
383 I assure you this is the best table in the whole restaurant, Mrs Clinton, compliments of our new owner, Donald Trump. 1.3826 0.03693 311 221 61 29
384 We only ask that you please don't tip. 1.3822 0.03554 314 219 70 25
385 Squab. See one you like? 1.3822 0.03496 314 217 74 23
386 My name is Roger and I'll be taking your orders and any last wishes. 1.3822 0.03525 314 218 72 24
387 I suggest the cornice hen. 1.3822 0.03611 314 221 66 27
388 No matter what happens, this time we leave a large tip. 1.3822 0.03438 314 215 78 21
389 I used a new website, "Open Window", to book our table! 1.3822 0.03467 314 216 76 22
390 Please enjoy our special seating area for Trump Administration officials. 1.3814 0.03683 312 222 61 29
391 Maybe next time Monsieur will think twice about trying to order in French. 1.3814 0.03598 312 219 67 26
392 Will others be joining you? 1.3814 0.03452 312 214 77 21
393 Remember folks, our windows close at 9:00 p.m.sharp. 1.3814 0.03540 312 217 71 24
394 Well you did ask for a table by the window. 1.3814 0.03511 312 216 73 23
395 We ask that you don't jump when you get your bill. 1.3814 0.03482 312 215 75 22
396 For a positive Yelp review I can seat you on our patio WITH railing. 1.3806 0.03555 310 216 70 24
397 I see you have selected our discounted Restaurant Week option. 1.3806 0.03496 310 214 74 22
398 I know you said this new place was 'edgy,' Gerald, but really!!! 1.3806 0.03466 310 213 76 21
399 Well now ... we trust the gentleman finds the table sufficiently private for the important discussion he mentioned the three times he phoned us to confirm his reservation? 1.3806 0.03405 310 211 80 19
400 Tip me or I tip you. 1.3806 0.03585 310 217 68 25
401 I suggest a balanced meal. 1.3799 0.03511 308 213 73 22
402 Asked for a secluded table without tipping the maitre d' , I see. 1.3799 0.03481 308 212 75 21
403 This place is for the birds. 1.3799 0.03600 308 216 67 25
404 Kitchen and window both close in 15 minutes. 1.3791 0.03733 306 219 58 29
405 Most of our guests go easy on alcohol. 1.3791 0.03434 306 209 78 19
406 I'm sorry Ms. Huckabee-Sanders, this is the best table we have for you. 1.3791 0.03846 306 223 50 33
407 Our rooftop specialty of the day is cage-free pigeon. 1.3791 0.03526 306 212 72 22
408 This IS our "Romantic, Outdoor Seating With a View To Die For" table. 1.3791 0.03675 306 217 62 27
409 Dining out. 1.3783 0.03479 304 209 75 20
410 First time at a pop-up restaurant? 1.3775 0.03494 302 208 74 20
411 Of course the pigeon is fresh 1.3775 0.03525 302 209 72 21
412 No little umbrellas in your drinks unless the winds die down. 1.3767 0.03509 300 207 73 20
413 Care to hear about our Fall specials? 1.3766 0.03936 239 165 58 16
414 The couple with the baby just left. 1.3758 0.03459 298 204 76 18
415 Is that far enough from the kitchen, Monsieur? 1.3758 0.03742 298 213 58 27
416 Sorry Congressman, but this is the only table left in Washington where we can assure you that you won't be secretly recorded. 1.3758 0.03681 298 211 62 25
417 For starters I recommend our safety railing. 1.3750 0.03789 296 213 55 28
418 They told me the patio wouldn't be crowded. 1.3746 0.03269 291 193 87 11
419 The catch of the day is pigeon. Let us know when you’ve caught one. 1.3741 0.03651 294 207 64 23
420 If you can "accidentally" drop your entire lasagne through the sunroof of my ex-girlfriend's Prius, I'll comp your whole meal. 1.3741 0.03788 286 204 57 25
421 So, how do you like dating my old girlfriend 1.3737 0.03625 297 209 65 23
422 Just don't order croutons for your salads 1.3733 0.03825 292 211 53 28
423 They say the food is to die for. 1.3729 0.03479 295 203 74 18
424 Why do I always get the wobbly table? 1.3728 0.03679 287 202 63 22
425 I’m sorry, folks, but the soufflé fell. 1.3724 0.03652 290 204 64 22
426 I recommend the locally sourced ledge-to-table squab 1.3724 0.03717 290 206 60 24
427 The pigeons should be here shortly with your bread. 1.3724 0.03717 290 206 60 24
428 This is the ‘Air’ part of my B&B. 1.3719 0.03696 285 201 62 22
429 We have found that fear of imminent death sharpens the senses. 1.3719 0.03629 285 199 66 20
430 No. I would recall if I've eaten here before. 1.3715 0.03734 288 205 59 24
431 Would you like me to tell you about our specials or talk you off the ledge? 1.3715 0.03734 288 205 59 24
432 The pigeon is locally sourced. It’s ledge-to-table. 1.3715 0.03701 288 204 61 23
433 All you said,dear,was to make reservations and to be sure to get a table by the window. 1.3715 0.03924 288 211 47 30
434 And our pigeon is ledge-to-table. 1.3715 0.03766 288 206 57 25
435 Mon dieu. You told me you wanted the table farthest from the kitchen. 1.3715 0.03323 288 193 83 12
436 The maitre d' said you used to beat the snot out of him in school. 1.3715 0.03534 288 199 71 18
437 You can bring your table in when you two start getting along. 1.3715 0.03830 288 208 53 27
438 You did say 'first available." 1.3715 0.03830 288 208 53 27
439 It's a one drink limit on the ledge. 1.3715 0.03500 288 198 73 17
440 Gratuity is included for obvious reasons. 1.3706 0.03618 286 200 66 20
441 Oh, yeah, that's a typo. It should say: fingerling potatoes roasted in the drippings of the pigeon. 1.3706 0.03784 286 205 56 25
442 If push comes to shove, I'll take mine to go. 1.3706 0.03784 286 205 56 25
443 I hope this is private enough for you? 1.3706 0.03480 286 196 74 16
444 For the safety of our customers and pedestrians below, we don't serve alcohol on the patio. 1.3706 0.03480 286 196 74 16
445 And what would you like for your last meal? 1.3706 0.03685 286 202 62 22
446 You could’ve at least pulled my chair out.” 1.3706 0.03550 286 198 70 18
447 Would you like to check your cellphone reception again now.? 1.3701 0.03696 281 198 62 21
448 The window closes at nine 1.3697 0.03566 284 197 69 18
449 The only risk is not tipping well. 1.3697 0.03769 284 203 57 24
450 Perhaps you’d like to see our Fall menu 1.3692 0.03572 279 193 69 17
451 Sir, our ledge seating must pay in advance. 1.3688 0.03754 282 201 58 23
452 Is this private enough? 1.3688 0.03401 282 191 78 13
453 So, you order at the window, yes? 1.3688 0.03686 282 199 62 21
454 Should I have slipped him a 20 instead of a 5? 1.3688 0.03474 282 193 74 15
455 Well, you said you wanted a corner table. 1.3688 0.03651 282 198 64 20
456 May I recommend the in-house special tonight? 1.3688 0.03754 282 201 58 23
457 I told you not to take the job at the white house! 1.3688 0.03918 282 206 48 28
458 Your total is $88.70, we'll see you at the next window. 1.3682 0.03731 277 196 60 21
459 People come here for the atmosphere. 1.3679 0.03562 280 194 69 17
460 Enough. Just admit you forgot our anniversary. 1.3679 0.03562 280 194 69 17
461 I guess this what they meant by "To-die-for views of the City." 1.3679 0.03703 280 198 61 21
462 The prices include the cost of this fantastic birds-eye view. 1.3679 0.03703 280 198 61 21
463 Honey, I need a drink to take the edge off. 1.3679 0.03737 280 199 59 22
464 May I describe our Early Bird Specials? 1.3679 0.03839 280 202 53 25
465 Did your guest leave? 1.3679 0.03737 280 199 59 22
466 Well you were the one who insisted on being seated immediately. 1.3678 0.04020 242 172 51 19
467 Death by Chocolate" is probably your best choice 1.3669 0.03823 278 200 54 24
468 The only safe place White House staffers can eat in peace. 1.3669 0.03789 278 199 56 23
469 l guess I’ll have the shit on a shingle. 1.3665 0.03926 281 206 47 28
470 Is this far enough from the kitchen for you? 1.3665 0.03692 281 199 61 21
471 They say the view here is ledge-endary. 1.3663 0.03584 273 189 68 16
472 May I start you both off with a Valium? 1.3659 0.03773 276 197 57 22
473 Unfortunately, this is our only available table away from the crying kid. 1.3653 0.03749 271 192 59 20
474 Are there any food allergies or phobias you'd like me to be aware of? 1.3650 0.03573 274 190 68 16
475 This IS our most romantic spot. Its known as "Lovers Leap" 1.3650 0.03861 274 198 52 24
476 Sorry about your guest. That happens sometimes. 1.3650 0.03791 274 196 56 22
477 You may want to try our specialty..."cornice hen". 1.3650 0.03756 274 195 58 21
478 Well, the rents in Manhattan are ridiculously high. 1.3650 0.03684 274 193 62 19
479 Tipping is highly discouraged here.” 1.3650 0.03756 274 195 58 21
480 The restroom is down one flight and through the first window. 1.3643 0.03911 269 195 50 24
481 After months of planning, he found the perfect spot to ask her to either 'take the leap' or 'make the plunge'. 1.3643 0.03617 269 187 66 16
482 'Forgive me, but the hostess, she inform me you are a party of THREE, no? - Ah, sacré bleu, not again!' 1.3640 0.03774 272 194 57 21
483 But you said, 'As far away from the kitchen as possible'. 1.3640 0.03664 272 191 63 18
484 Will anybody else be joining you? 1.3630 0.03755 270 192 58 20
485 This isn't what I meant when I said, 'Let's go someplace edgy.' 1.3630 0.03792 270 193 56 21
486 Yes madam, this seating is the furthest we have from the kitchen. 1.3630 0.03606 270 188 66 16
487 I assume you didn't tip the maitre d. 1.3630 0.03681 270 190 62 18
488 My name is Wallenda- I will be your server tonight. 1.3630 0.03644 270 189 64 17
489 You're right - the view does take your breath away. 1.3619 0.03622 268 187 65 16
490 You DID ask for a table next to the window. 1.3619 0.03465 268 183 73 12
491 This place is just a little too edgy ... don't you think?? 1.3619 0.03954 268 196 47 25
492 I told you to stop complaining about being so close to the kitchen, but no . . . 1.3619 0.03810 268 192 55 21
493 May I suggest the upside-down cake. 1.3619 0.03883 268 194 51 23
494 And should you need it, the bathroom is one ledge above. 1.3619 0.03847 268 193 53 22
495 If you're leaning toward the salad...Don't. 1.3614 0.03932 249 178 52 19
496 Go ahead and choose from the drop-down menu. 1.3588 0.03633 262 183 64 15
497 We are delighted to accommodate you tonight even without a reservation 1.3588 0.03752 262 186 58 18
498 Do you have any questions about the liability waiver? 1.3588 0.03791 262 187 56 19
499 I'm thinking a well balanced meal is in order here. 1.3588 0.03713 262 185 60 17
500 It's either the most exclusive table in New York or the maitre'd found out I made the reservation under D. Trump. 1.3588 0.03829 262 188 54 20
501 Well at least we're not right by the bathrooms. 1.3588 0.03791 262 187 56 19
502 Our specialty today is ‘supreme de pigeon,’a free-range bird that Monsieur and Madame may choose directly. 1.3580 0.03841 257 184 54 19
503 Ah yes, the perch, excellent choice. 1.3577 0.03770 260 185 57 18
504 ``Good evening. My name is Stanley, I'll be your server. And there's no way in hell I'm coming out there." 1.3577 0.03925 260 189 49 22
505 We found out the hard way a table for four doesn’t work in this space. 1.3577 0.03810 260 186 55 19
506 May I recommend starting with a drink with a little parachute? 1.3569 0.04093 255 189 41 25
507 I recommend the pigeon, it arrives fresh daily 1.3566 0.03584 258 179 66 13
508 Is the menu edgy enough for you now, sir? 1.3566 0.03945 258 188 48 22
509 At least we're not by the bathroom this time. 1.3566 0.03456 258 176 72 10
510 When I made the reservation I expected that 'edgy ambiance' would be something entirely different. 1.3566 0.03829 258 185 54 19
511 Our food is great, but we are mostly known for our atmosphere. 1.3566 0.03907 258 187 50 21
512 Care to try our wings? 1.3566 0.04021 258 190 44 24
513 Have you any food allergies or phobias for which the kitchen should be aware? 1.3566 0.04058 258 191 42 25
514 Would you care for a starter of breadcrumbs? 1.3566 0.03868 258 186 52 20
515 As requested, a table near a window. 1.3566 0.03749 258 183 58 17
516 Well, honestly, would you rather be here or in front of the men's room? 1.3557 0.03629 253 176 64 13
517 Darling, you win! You’ve found us the edgiest place in the city! 1.3555 0.03767 256 182 57 17
518 I'm afraid your meal may be delayed. The chef just stepped out. 1.3555 0.03726 256 181 59 16
519 This is not what I meant when I said I wanted to start living on the edge 1.3555 0.04004 256 188 45 23
520 You the couple who insisted on a table by the window? 1.3555 0.03726 256 181 59 16
521 We also have some tables by the dumpster, but it's a 20 minute wait. 1.3555 0.03887 256 185 51 20
522 This is our special seating area for yelpers 1.3555 0.03767 256 182 57 17
523 This is our special table for Groupon customers. 1.3548 0.03764 248 175 58 15
524 Boy, do they remember when you don't leave a tip. 1.3546 0.03775 251 178 57 16
525 We wanted our restaurant to be edgy. 1.3546 0.03817 251 179 55 17
526 But sir, you asked for something by the window. 1.3541 0.03795 257 184 55 18
527 Can I get started with cocktails, an appetizer or some Dramamine? 1.3537 0.03649 246 171 63 12
528 Have you had a chance to read the waiver? 1.3534 0.03664 249 174 62 13
529 Would you like me to recommend something to take the edge off, sir? 1.3532 0.03805 252 180 55 17
530 If it’s not too much of an imposition, would you mind paying before you order? 1.3532 0.03678 252 177 61 14
531 Welcome to Ledge and Airy, may I take your order? 1.3532 0.03927 252 183 49 20
532 Exclusive enough for you? 1.3532 0.03678 252 177 61 14
533 With this special seating your food will be delivered by Drone 1.3532 0.03763 252 179 57 16
534 Did that sugar packet help with the table? 1.3532 0.03846 252 181 53 18
535 So, is this table far enough "away from the riff-raff" for sir? 1.3532 0.03927 252 183 49 20
536 Tell me again: You scored the favorite table of which White House staffer? 1.3532 0.03968 252 184 47 21
537 Enjoy! Your dinner is on the house. 1.3522 0.03941 247 179 49 19
538 He said it was the last window table he had. 1.3522 0.03982 247 180 47 20
539 Hon, isn’t this carrying al fresco a little to far? 1.3522 0.03637 247 172 63 12
540 Bienvenue au restaurant “L’edge”. I am your waiter, Gaston. 1.3522 0.03941 247 179 49 19
541 The fresh air, elevation, and fear for your life will pair nicely with the filet. 1.3522 0.03813 247 176 55 16
542 Any interest in sharing a bottle of helium? 1.3522 0.03813 247 176 55 16
543 So exclusive, nobody gets in. 1.3522 0.03813 247 176 55 16
544 She’s not falling for him. 1.3520 0.04028 250 184 44 22
545 Hi, I'm Kyle. I'll be taking care of you this evening along with the fire department. 1.3510 0.03833 245 175 54 16
546 This takes al fresco dining to new heights! 1.3510 0.04086 245 181 42 22
547 Tonight's special is our chef's exciting take on street food. It comes with no sides. 1.3510 0.04045 245 180 44 21
548 Don't think we don't pay attention to your Yelp reviews. 1.3510 0.03833 245 175 54 16
549 May I suggest small plates this evening? 1.3498 0.03717 243 171 59 13
550 Please, no tipping. 1.3498 0.03940 243 176 49 18
551 I guess they recognize you as a Trump cabinet member from being on Meet the Press 1.3498 0.03982 243 177 47 19
552 What would you like to order from the early-bird menu? 1.3498 0.03896 243 175 51 17
553 For your safety we don't offer thin crust pizza on windy days. 1.3498 0.03896 243 175 51 17
554 You did request a table by the window, sir. 1.3498 0.03852 243 174 53 16
555 Sir, I believe It was your request to dine al fresco. 1.3498 0.03852 243 174 53 16
556 We're staying! It took me months to get this table... 1.3498 0.03852 243 174 53 16
557 May I suggest the bird’s nest soup? 1.3498 0.03808 243 173 55 15
558 You did say any table will do. 1.3498 0.03808 243 173 55 15
559 For your first course, we recommend the insurance policy. 1.3498 0.03940 243 176 49 18
560 Is this table far enough away from the kitchen for you? 1.3498 0.03852 243 174 53 16
561 Next time you ask for 'by the window' I suggest you say 'inside.' 1.3498 0.03940 243 176 49 18
562 Can I start you both off with some Xanax? 1.3498 0.04067 243 179 43 21
563 You brought me here so I wouldn’t make a scene, right? 1.3498 0.03808 243 173 55 15
564 As you requested, a private table with a view. Just don't look straight down. 1.3485 0.03736 241 170 58 13
565 And for my ex-wife? 1.3485 0.03960 241 175 48 18
566 Our food is just O.K., but the views are killer. 1.3485 0.03872 241 173 52 16
567 Tonight’s special is roof-to-table pigeon 1.3485 0.03827 241 172 54 15
568 Next time let’s forget about asking for a table with a view 1.3485 0.03736 241 170 58 13
569 I couldn't help but overhear about our "lack of atmosphere." 1.3485 0.03594 241 167 64 10
570 That's why I gave you the take out menu. 1.3485 0.03917 241 174 50 17
571 This is our safest table for members of the current administration. 1.3485 0.04004 241 176 46 19
572 Your privacy as requested sir! 1.3485 0.03782 241 171 56 14
573 Well, it is BY the window. 1.3485 0.03872 241 173 52 16
574 For the last time: I didn't mind your mother joining us tonight. I pulled out her chair to be chivalrous 1.3485 0.03917 241 174 50 17
575 I gather Monsieur that you are the critic from the "New Yorker". 1.3485 0.03960 241 175 48 18
576 For starters, I recommend not looking down. 1.3485 0.03736 241 170 58 13
577 Lately complaints about service have really fallen off. 1.3485 0.03872 241 173 52 16
578 Certainly sir, the pigeon is ledge to table. 1.3485 0.04004 241 176 46 19
579 You did ask for a quiet table for two. 1.3473 0.03847 239 171 53 15
580 Make a decision, or I lock the window. 1.3460 0.04047 237 174 44 19
581 Your garlic onion anchovy pizza and two large bowls of chili with extra beans will be right out. 1.3460 0.03958 237 172 48 17
582 Sorry we're running late, but we lost two more servers today. 1.3460 0.03913 237 171 50 16
583 Oui. The pigeon is fresh, madame. 1.3460 0.03820 237 169 54 14
584 Thank you for joining us tonight at L'Edge. 1.3460 0.04091 237 175 42 20
585 Since that regrettable incident with the dropped fork, the City only allows us to serve finger food out here. 1.3460 0.03725 237 167 58 12
586 I'd like to clarify our policy of "no tipping" 1.3458 0.04055 240 177 43 20
587 This place is very edgy. 1.3458 0.04011 240 176 45 19
588 One more try, sir? Or is this far enough from the kitchen? 1.3458 0.03968 240 175 47 18
589 I thought you like to eat out. 1.3458 0.03879 240 173 51 16
590 Far enough from the kitchen for you folks? 1.3458 0.04011 240 176 45 19
591 LIVES CLOSE TO THE EDGE. I love it when Tinder profiles are so accurate! 1.3448 0.04153 232 172 40 20
592 You'll find your parachute located in a pouch underneath your seat. 1.3448 0.04016 232 169 46 17
593 Again sir, dining alfresco is not an option here. Now kindly return the table and chairs to the dining room. 1.3448 0.03921 232 167 50 15
594 Sharon debated if it would be more painful to sit through dinner with her ex or fall to her death. 1.3448 0.03969 232 168 48 16
595 I'll happily bring you some wine, but glass bottles are prohibited in this section of the restaurant. 1.3448 0.03776 232 164 56 12
596 I suggest you stick with the perch. 1.3447 0.03840 235 168 53 14
597 Feel like pigeon. What about you? 1.3447 0.03744 235 166 57 12
598 The pigeon is ledge-to-fork." 1.3447 0.03979 235 171 47 17
599 When we say “al fresco” we mean it. 1.3447 0.03744 235 166 57 12
600 You had to insist on a corner table, didn’t you Barbara? 1.3447 0.03979 235 171 47 17
601 You have choice of two sides. 1.3447 0.04025 235 172 45 18
602 We are so glad to be able to seat you so quickly. This table just became available after the last gust of wind. 1.3447 0.03695 235 165 59 11
603 The maitre d' asked me to express his appreciation for the $2. 1.3447 0.04158 235 175 39 21
604 The pigeon is fresh, caught today. 1.3447 0.03933 235 170 49 16
605 Don't blame me. You asked for the non-cell phone section. 1.3447 0.04025 235 172 45 18
606 May I suggest the pigeon? It's a local specialty. 1.3447 0.04158 235 175 39 21
607 When you said you were going out on a ledge for me, I thought you were being metaphorical. 1.3447 0.03840 235 168 53 14
608 I trust this is sufficiently far from the bathroom door. 1.3447 0.03744 235 166 57 12
609 Our Egg Drop Soup is literally the most authentic you will find 1.3447 0.04025 235 172 45 18
610 Don't worry about the pigeons. They leave when the sun goes down before the bats arrive. 1.3447 0.03840 235 168 53 14
611 We reserve this special table for restaurant critics like yourselves. 1.3447 0.03887 235 169 51 15
612 This menu is for the birds. 1.3445 0.03989 238 174 46 18
613 We don't actually have any food, it's all about the ambiance. 1.3435 0.03942 230 166 49 15
614 I am sorry, but wine is only available by the glass in this section. 1.3433 0.03713 233 164 58 11
615 May I interest you in anything to drink? Perhaps a bottle of wine to take the edge off? 1.3433 0.04047 233 171 44 18
616 Merely a formality, but we do ask that you please pre-pay. 1.3433 0.03907 233 168 50 15
617 We ask that all 'ledge' customers pay in advance." 1.3433 0.03907 233 168 50 15
618 Our special should be flying in momentarily. 1.3433 0.04001 233 170 46 17
619 And yes, the squab is locally sourced. 1.3433 0.03954 233 169 48 16
620 Your pigeon will be with you shortly. 1.3433 0.03860 233 167 52 14
621 Tonight's special is pigeon, locally raised only 2 feet from where you're sitting. 1.3433 0.03907 233 168 50 15
622 Our special appetizer is bird drop soup. 1.3433 0.04092 233 172 42 19
623 Sidewalk dining is so out. 1.3433 0.03954 233 169 48 16
624 Our special tonight is Pigeon. Very fresh. 1.3421 0.04060 228 167 44 17
625 The Catch of the Day should be landing shorty. 1.3421 0.03915 228 164 50 14
626 The special tonight is free range pigeon. 1.3421 0.03815 228 162 54 12
627 I’m sorry, but all ledge patrons must pay for dinner upfront. 1.3421 0.04012 228 166 46 16
628 For what it's worth, monsieur, I thought your review was more than fair. 1.3420 0.03928 231 167 49 15
629 Let me guess...Groupon? 1.3420 0.04069 231 170 43 18
630 FYI there’s a two drink maximum for that table. 1.3420 0.03880 231 166 51 14
631 Is rainwater OK or would you prefer tap? 1.3420 0.04069 231 170 43 18
632 I am so pleased you made a stink about their lack of outdoor seating. 1.3420 0.03976 231 168 47 16
633 Edgy". "Ledgy". Yes, Myron, words do matter 1.3420 0.03976 231 168 47 16
634 Would you like to hear about our fall menu? 1.3420 0.04115 231 171 41 19
635 As you can see the pigeon is not only local but free range. 1.3420 0.03976 231 168 47 16
636 I thought there were 3 in your party. 1.3420 0.03681 231 162 59 10
637 Just sign the waiver agreement so we can order. 1.3420 0.03880 231 166 51 14
638 Our squab is sourced locally........ 1.3420 0.03976 231 168 47 16
639 Our hostess has a long memory for poor tippers. 1.3420 0.03928 231 167 49 15
640 May I recommend the pigeon. It's very fresh. 1.3420 0.04250 231 174 35 22
641 It used to be our smokers table. Now it’s for Trump fans. 1.3420 0.04069 231 170 43 18
642 You tip me and I won’t tip you. 1.3420 0.03831 231 165 53 13
643 I'd advise going easy on the wine. 1.3420 0.03976 231 168 47 16
644 Our souffle is said to be lighter than air--I don't recommend it at this table. 1.3420 0.03831 231 165 53 13
645 For locally sourced, go with the pigeon. 1.3420 0.04069 231 170 43 18
646 And our special tonight is fresh pigeon 1.3420 0.04161 231 172 39 20
647 Good news, you've just been upgraded to an inside closet. 1.3420 0.04206 231 173 37 21
648 Your order will be served by our drone. 1.3407 0.03885 226 162 51 13
649 Maybe next time, you'll think to tip the maître d'. 1.3407 0.03985 226 164 47 15
650 We offer cutting edge cuisine and seating 1.3407 0.04034 226 165 45 16
651 I will be your server. Our usual waiter, Alfonse, departed unexpectedly. 1.3407 0.03834 226 161 53 12
652 I'm sorry Secretary Nielsen, this is the only non-heckling table we can offer you. 1.3406 0.04275 229 173 34 22
653 I don't mean to rush you,but our ambiance may be changing from partly cloudy to high winds... 1.3406 0.03949 229 166 48 15
654 I feel like our relationship is really on the brink of something. 1.3406 0.03900 229 165 50 14
655 The crowd below seems to strongly recommend the "CHICKEN". 1.3406 0.04045 229 168 44 17
656 If you think the view is terrifying, wait until you get the bill. 1.3406 0.04092 229 169 42 18
657 Your Groupon includes this scenic table and choice of either a soup or salad 1.3406 0.04185 229 171 38 20
658 Dining out for a literalist. 1.3406 0.04139 229 170 40 19
659 I know you have reservations. 1.3392 0.04019 227 166 45 16
660 Ok, perhaps my 9% gratuity last week didn't go unnoticed afterall. 1.3392 0.03971 227 165 47 15
661 Tipping is optional but there are consequences. 1.3392 0.04019 227 166 45 16
662 You did specifically request a table by the window. 1.3392 0.03871 227 163 51 13
663 Dinner is on the house tonight 1.3392 0.03971 227 165 47 15
664 I hope it was not difficult finding a place which allowed smoking? 1.3378 0.03942 225 163 48 14
665 You did ask for an outside corner table 1.3378 0.04186 225 168 38 19
666 Did you say Alfredo or Alfresco? 1.3378 0.04090 225 166 42 17
667 25% or I close the window. 1.3378 0.03992 225 164 46 15
668 Next time, let’s confirm what “first available” means! 1.3378 0.04090 225 166 42 17
669 I told you we should have gotten reservations. 1.3378 0.03992 225 164 46 15
670 That's either the Hudson you're smelling or the soup de jour. 1.3378 0.04233 225 169 36 20
671 I recommend the perch. 1.3378 0.03892 225 162 50 13
672 Welcome to our "Smoking" section. 1.3378 0.03736 225 159 56 10
673 In addition to our regular menu, the catch of the day is pigeon. 1.3378 0.04042 225 165 44 16
674 You are still not allowed to smoke. 1.3378 0.04042 225 165 44 16
675 The wine list is for inside dining only. 1.3378 0.03992 225 164 46 15
676 I was sure he said "Wedge" salad 1.3378 0.03840 225 161 52 12
677 This is the last time I’ll insist on a quiet table 1.3378 0.03892 225 162 50 13
678 So this is the definition of haute cuisine? 1.3378 0.03892 225 162 50 13
679 I Would Recommend Something That Pigeons Don't Like. 1.3378 0.03892 225 162 50 13
680 May I suggest an aperitif to steady the nerves? 1.3378 0.03840 225 161 52 12
681 Welcome to the Witness Protection Bistro. 1.3378 0.04090 225 166 42 17
682 I told you we wouldn't need a reservation. 1.3378 0.03942 225 163 48 14
683 The salmon is delicately seasoned with a lemon dill sauce and the occasional updraft from Fifth Avenue. 1.3364 0.03895 220 158 50 12
684 Well, you're the ones who demanded an outside table with a view! 1.3363 0.03964 223 162 47 14
685 Your next waiter will be with you shortly. 1.3363 0.04014 223 163 45 15
686 You two seem a bit on edge. 1.3363 0.03808 223 159 53 11
687 I’m going to go out on a ledge here and order the squab. 1.3363 0.03964 223 162 47 14
688 'Hi, my name is Karl and I'll be talking you down this evening.' 1.3363 0.03912 223 161 49 13
689 Well there's no skipping out on this check. 1.3363 0.04114 223 165 41 17
690 This our, “Let’s hide our affair, but I still want to be seen with you,” section. 1.3363 0.04014 223 163 45 15
691 Had to ask for a table with the best view of the city! 1.3349 0.04075 218 160 43 15
692 The atmosphere is not the same since the garbage strike. 1.3349 0.04177 218 162 39 17
693 Well, you did ask for a window table. 1.3349 0.03807 218 155 53 10
694 I trust madame and monsieur are enjoying their private table for two? 1.3349 0.03807 218 155 53 10
695 When I told you that I wanted to live life on the edge, this isn't what I had in mind. 1.3349 0.04127 218 161 41 16
696 Your profile said your best first date would include rooftop dining. 1.3349 0.03807 218 155 53 10
697 You said you wanted someplace edgy. 1.3349 0.04177 218 162 39 17
698 You said you wanted a table overlooking the city. Perhaps Monsieur should have been more specific. 1.3349 0.03970 218 158 47 13
699 Do you mind paying in advance? 1.3349 0.04075 218 160 43 15
700 Yes, the pigeon is local. 1.3349 0.04023 218 159 45 14
701 Your friends have arrived, shall I pull up two more chairs? 1.3349 0.04177 218 162 39 17
702 If you catch a pigeon the meal is on the house. 1.3349 0.03862 218 156 51 11
703 Let me tell you about our specials. Tonight we have a live pigeon that lands on your plate. 1.3349 0.04375 218 166 31 21
704 Unfortunately, we are no longer allowed to serve alcohol to our ledge guests. 1.3349 0.04075 218 160 43 15
705 You said you wanted to dine out. 1.3349 0.04177 218 162 39 17
706 Sir, you asked for something 'on the house' 1.3349 0.04375 218 166 31 21
707 You said that you wanted a secluded corner table. 1.3349 0.03862 218 156 51 11
708 Are you ready for the first flight? 1.3349 0.04023 218 159 45 14
709 Rooftop dining takes on a whole new meaning. 1.3349 0.04023 218 159 45 14
710 If making America just 'OK' is acceptable, you can move back inside. 1.3349 0.04228 218 163 37 18
711 Do you need more time to make your final decision? 1.3349 0.04177 218 162 39 17
712 The Lady requests you switch seats. 1.3348 0.03985 221 161 46 14
713 At least the cell phone reception is outstanding. 1.3348 0.03827 221 158 52 11
714 It's the only window seat we had left. 1.3333 0.03937 216 156 48 12
715 It's so noisy. Could you ask the server to close the window? 1.3333 0.04150 216 160 40 16
716 Perhaps Monsieur et Madam can read their menus now? 1.3333 0.03882 216 155 50 11
717 And our signature dish is locally-sourced squab. 1.3333 0.04202 216 161 38 17
718 You did request a window table 1.3333 0.04045 216 158 44 14
719 I can hear you just fine from over here, Monsieur.” 1.3333 0.03882 216 155 50 11
720 The squab is very fresh: it just flew in. 1.3333 0.04098 216 159 42 15
721 Let me guess, you forgot to make a reservation? 1.3333 0.03770 216 153 54 9
722 I respectfully advise that if sir drops his fork again, he's on his own. 1.3333 0.04179 210 155 40 15
723 I know it's a bit steep, but... 1.3318 0.04227 214 160 37 17
724 I told you that we didn't need a reservation. 1.3318 0.04014 214 156 45 13
725 Some customers tip too much, some don’t. 1.3318 0.04068 214 157 43 14
726 The perfect table, sir, for our guests wishing to see and be seen ... 1.3318 0.03997 211 153 46 12
727 Your third party has arrived. 1.3302 0.03924 212 153 48 11
728 who are you and what are you doing outside my window 1.3302 0.03809 212 151 52 9
729 Maybe next time you'll make a reservation. 1.3301 0.04019 209 152 45 12
730 Would you care for some bread crumbs? The pigeons swear by them. 1.3301 0.03903 209 150 49 10
731 You're the ones who insisted on getting a table without a reservation 1.3301 0.03903 209 150 49 10
732 A table just opened up inside if you're still interested. 1.3301 0.04187 209 155 39 15
733 Our drone will be with you shortly. 1.3301 0.03903 209 150 49 10
734 Would you prefer one of our non-smoking tables? 1.3301 0.03722 209 147 55 7
735 You requested a table by the window,no? 1.3301 0.04296 209 157 35 17
736 You wanted something different - something outdoors and with a big view. Voilà!" 1.3301 0.03903 209 150 49 10
737 Is this table close enough to the window? 1.3301 0.04187 209 155 39 15
738 May I suggest the locally-sourced roasted pigeon? 1.3301 0.04242 209 156 37 16
739 May I recommend the pigeon? It is fresh. 1.3301 0.04242 209 156 37 16
740 My name is Al Fresco and I'll be your waiter." 1.3301 0.04296 209 157 35 17
741 I'm sorry, but this is also a non-smoking section. 1.3301 0.04242 209 156 37 16
742 Tonight's fish special is perch. 1.3301 0.04242 209 156 37 16
743 I always like my first date to be out in public, for safety sake. 1.3301 0.04019 209 152 45 12
744 We’re a dive bar. 1.3301 0.04296 209 157 35 17
745 I highly recommend our rooftop to table bird drop soup. 1.3301 0.04242 209 156 37 16
746 Not the alfresco you had in mind sir? 1.3301 0.04187 209 155 39 15
747 Are you ready to apologize and come inside, or shall I take your order? 1.3301 0.04132 209 154 41 14
748 We've read your Yelp reviews. 1.3301 0.04076 209 153 43 13
749 I hope my father likes you. He’s a little pushy. 1.3301 0.04019 209 152 45 12
750 May I recommend the locally sourced, free range fricasssee de pigeon? 1.3301 0.03903 209 150 49 10
751 Would you like to see our Fall Menu? 1.3301 0.04132 209 154 41 14
752 All of our other tables are non-smoking. 1.3301 0.04242 209 156 37 16
753 I suggest you tip more than 10% this time. 1.3301 0.04019 209 152 45 12
754 The fresh pigeon should be arriving any moment now. 1.3301 0.04187 209 155 39 15
755 You'll probably want to leave more than a 5 percent tip this time. 1.3301 0.04132 209 154 41 14
756 I thought it was a party of three. 1.3301 0.03961 209 151 47 11
757 One wonders who will be tipping whom this evening. 1.3301 0.03844 209 149 51 9
758 The pigeon is nice here. 1.3301 0.04187 209 155 39 15
759 The pigeon is locally sourced, madam. 1.3301 0.04242 209 156 37 16
760 It said "intimate space with panoramic views" 1.3301 0.04132 209 154 41 14
761 You asked for a window seat. 1.3301 0.03961 209 151 47 11
762 I recommend the Squab, it flies in fresh daily. 1.3301 0.04019 209 152 45 12
763 The food here is to die for. 1.3301 0.04242 209 156 37 16
764 Welcome to Ledgendary. We are introducing our fall menu! 1.3301 0.04076 209 153 43 13
765 Our special tonight is local free-range squab. 1.3301 0.04349 209 158 33 18
766 You wanted edgy. 1.3301 0.04076 209 153 43 13
767 Separate checks? 1.3301 0.04076 209 153 43 13
768 May I start you out with something cautionary? 1.3285 0.04099 207 152 42 13
769 The menus are also paper airplanes 1.3285 0.04322 207 156 34 17
770 Your profile on the dating site indicated that you were interested in an outdoorsy type. 1.3285 0.04042 207 151 44 12
771 Would you prefer sparkling, still, or rain? 1.3285 0.04156 207 153 40 14
772 Is this still too close to the kitchen? 1.3285 0.03803 207 147 52 8
773 You shouldn't have refused the table next to the kitchen. 1.3285 0.04099 207 152 42 13
774 Still, sparkling, or rainwater? 1.3285 0.03740 207 146 54 7
775 You go first. 1.3285 0.04099 207 152 42 13
776 Is this far enough away from the kitchen, sir? 1.3285 0.03803 207 147 52 8
777 It's an unbeatable view. The only downside is sometimes the soufflé falls. 1.3285 0.04042 207 151 44 12
778 Your seat cushion will serve as a flotation device in the event of a water landing. 1.3269 0.04083 208 153 42 13
779 Would you like to see our drop-down menu? 1.3269 0.04139 208 154 40 14
780 Trust me...you do not want the bread basket. 1.3269 0.04195 208 155 38 15
781 Do you want to eat in or take out? 1.3268 0.04349 205 155 33 17
782 So, this is what they mean by "Alfresco dining with a view." 1.3268 0.04181 205 152 39 14
783 Oh, so NOW you're having reservations. 1.3268 0.04123 205 151 41 13
784 I see why it's called L'edge 1.3268 0.04238 205 153 37 15
785 And as a local special we have" pigeon under glass". 1.3268 0.04065 205 150 43 12
786 Maybe next time you will tip better... 1.3268 0.04065 205 150 43 12
787 Welcome to La Tour, where we take haute cuisine very seriously. Cocktail, perhaps, to take the edge off? 1.3268 0.04181 205 152 39 14
788 this is dining al fresco taken to new heights 1.3268 0.04006 205 149 45 11
789 Our special today is a locally-sourced pigeon. 1.3268 0.04123 205 151 41 13
790 I hear the pigeon is good. 1.3268 0.03884 205 147 49 9
791 Welcome to Chez Acrophobia and our Fall Menu. 1.3268 0.04123 205 151 41 13
792 The roast pigeon is to die for! 1.3268 0.04349 205 155 33 17
793 For our al fresco diners, the special today is locally sourced Wild Pigeon with Black Truffles. 1.3268 0.03759 205 145 53 7
794 It's the no-drinking section... but smoke all you want. 1.3268 0.04065 205 150 43 12
795 Talk about living on the edge. 1.3268 0.04238 205 153 37 15
796 Welcome back to the Red Hen Mrs. Sanders. 1.3268 0.04349 205 155 33 17
797 I can close the window and give you even more privacy. 1.3268 0.04123 205 151 41 13
798 Would you prefer a table closer to the window? 1.3268 0.04181 205 152 39 14
799 We don’t encourage tipping. 1.3268 0.04238 205 153 37 15
800 Imagine where we would be seated without your connection. 1.3268 0.04006 205 149 45 11
801 This is NOT my idea of a patio! 1.3268 0.04294 205 154 35 16
802 What wine goes best at this altitude? 1.3268 0.04181 205 152 39 14
803 It was this or the table by the bathroom... 1.3268 0.04065 205 150 43 12
804 When your wife called to check the reservation, she was very specific concerning the location of your table for this evening. 1.3268 0.04238 205 153 37 15
805 Chef Ramsay would like to know if you have any other complaints? 1.3268 0.04065 205 150 43 12
806 I said “edgy” place, not “ledgy” place. 1.3268 0.04006 205 149 45 11
807 Don't worry, I'm not pushy. 1.3268 0.04123 205 151 41 13
808 Chef gets a bit petulant about 'on the side' requests. 1.3268 0.04006 205 149 45 11
809 Today's special is catch it yourself pigeon tartare. 1.3268 0.04238 205 153 37 15
810 Chef trusts this is far enough away from the kitchen to suit you. 1.3268 0.04123 205 151 41 13
811 Sparkling or sill? 1.3268 0.04294 205 154 35 16
812 Not sure I like the new fall menu. 1.3268 0.04349 205 155 33 17
813 Trump has left, would you like to come back in? 1.3268 0.04294 205 154 35 16
814 The restaurant critic said 'it was 'edgy,' but this isn't what I had in mind. 1.3268 0.04006 205 149 45 11
815 You asked for a seat by the window. 1.3268 0.04238 205 153 37 15
816 We haven’t seen the mother hawk in days. 1.3268 0.04065 205 150 43 12
817 Just to let you know, we have a no-tipping policy 1.3268 0.03695 205 144 55 6
818 Please don't tip. 1.3268 0.04181 205 152 39 14
819 I suppose the table near the restroom doesn't look that bad now, huh? 1.3251 0.04148 203 150 40 13
820 Are you two going to order anything ? Or are you just window shopping? 1.3251 0.04028 203 148 44 11
821 We should consider the tipping here real carefully 1.3235 0.04130 204 151 40 13
822 All I said was I wanted a table near the window. 1.3235 0.04012 204 149 44 11
823 Let’s just order something light 1.3235 0.04246 204 153 36 15
824 My name is James your server. The appetizers are on the house. 1.3235 0.03951 204 148 46 10
825 We hope you enjoy your table by the window. 1.3235 0.04302 204 154 34 16
826 Yours is the first seating we have had in this section since last fall. 1.3235 0.04188 204 152 38 14
827 Welcome to Chez Balcon, where tipping can go either way. 1.3235 0.04012 204 149 44 11
828 The menu looks good, but let's ask if there is anything they can do about the lighting. 1.3235 0.04071 204 150 42 12
829 Our 'early bird' special flew off about five minutes ago. 1.3235 0.04071 204 150 42 12
830 I told you to tip the Maitre d’ twenty dollars 1.3235 0.03951 204 148 46 10
831 Stop complaining! You wanted a table by the window. You got a table by the window. 1.3235 0.04302 204 154 34 16
832 I can recommend the free-range pigeon. 1.3235 0.03889 204 147 48 9
833 Perhaps you’d prefer something less haute? 1.3235 0.04071 204 150 42 12
834 This takes haut cuisine to a new level. 1.3235 0.04071 204 150 42 12
835 I'm told the pigeon pie is "to die for"! 1.3235 0.04071 204 150 42 12
836 Its too late for the early bird. 1.3235 0.04130 204 151 40 13
837 Tipping is not recommended. 1.3235 0.04413 204 156 30 18
838 This IS where the Trump Supporters eat! 1.3235 0.04521 204 158 26 20
839 Well it was described as ‘an edgy restaurant with a view’. 1.3235 0.04130 204 151 40 13
840 ‘The New Yorker review said the new menu was edgy.’ 1.3235 0.04071 204 150 42 12
841 Look, it took MONTHS to get a table here ... whatever you do, don't complain. 1.3235 0.04188 204 152 38 14
842 The squab is particularly nice and fresh this evening. 1.3235 0.04188 204 152 38 14
843 I'm sorry, but wasn't there a third person in your party? 1.3235 0.04188 204 152 38 14
844 And how is the lady finding the new smoking-seating area? 1.3235 0.03889 204 147 48 9
845 This table is to die for. 1.3235 0.03951 204 148 46 10
846 The rest room, sir? Just turn left and plummet. 1.3235 0.04302 204 154 34 16
847 Well, you asked for a corner table. 1.3235 0.03951 204 148 46 10
848 The chef would also like you to know that ceviche cannot BE under cooked 1.3234 0.04051 201 147 43 11
849 The chef recommends that you don't look down. 1.3234 0.03863 201 144 49 8
850 I'm sorry, sir. Tipping is not permitted here. 1.3234 0.04172 201 149 39 13
851 May I draw your attention to our "pre mortem" specials? 1.3234 0.04404 201 153 31 17
852 You said, "Let's try something new." Okay. You said, " Let's try something edgy." Here we are. 1.3234 0.03798 201 143 51 7
853 I'm not going to go out on a ledge here, but the guanciale is perfection. 1.3234 0.03526 201 139 59 3
854 Mais Monsieur, you did request a table near ze window! 1.3234 0.04172 201 149 39 13
855 Are you okay with a table next to the window? 1.3234 0.04231 201 150 37 14
856 I’m going to go out on the ledge and make a suggestion here... 1.3234 0.04112 201 148 41 12
857 Welcome to Height Cuisine 1.3234 0.04172 201 149 39 13
858 Hey, you asked for a corner table with a view 1.3234 0.04112 201 148 41 12
859 Our cuisine is considered edgy for a reason. 1.3234 0.04290 201 151 35 15
860 You said you didn't want to be next to the kitchen. 1.3220 0.03995 205 150 44 11
861 This is what five bucks to the Maitre d gets you... 1.3218 0.04034 202 148 43 11
862 Sorry, but we heard that New York always loves ‘edgy’ restaurants.. 1.3218 0.04155 202 150 39 13
863 You said that you enjoy eavesdropping. 1.3218 0.04329 202 153 33 16
864 We wanted our dining experience to be more edgy. 1.3218 0.04095 202 149 41 12
865 I'm afraid we're still in the non-smoking area, sir. 1.3218 0.04214 202 151 37 14
866 Please don't lean back when you see our prices. 1.3218 0.04034 202 148 43 11
867 Our special today is extremely local squab... 1.3218 0.03973 202 147 45 10
868 I recommend the al-fraido. 1.3218 0.04329 202 153 33 16
869 How did we go from dining on the edge to dining on a ledge. 1.3218 0.04214 202 151 37 14
870 I'd me more conformable discussing our divorce inside the restaurant. 1.3218 0.04272 202 152 35 15
871 I recommend that you place your order now. It will be dark in 20 minutes. 1.3216 0.04317 199 150 34 15
872 I hate that I keep hitting my head on this window. 1.3216 0.04136 199 147 40 12
873 Be careful, the table's a little wobbly. 1.3214 0.04179 196 145 39 12
874 In order for the Chef to trust you, you must trust the Chef. 1.3198 0.04035 197 144 43 10
875 I'm afraid I've been told that if we feed you you'll just keep coming back 1.3198 0.04284 197 148 35 14
876 Welcome to our Value Dining section! 1.3198 0.04161 197 146 39 12
877 ... and for dessert, I strongly recommend the pineapple don’t-look-down cake. 1.3198 0.04403 197 150 31 16
878 Let's not order wine, I don't want to get tipsy. 1.3198 0.04161 197 146 39 12
879 Is the Squab local? 1.3198 0.04161 197 146 39 12
880 Abstsaining from alcohol is highly recommended - 1.3198 0.04098 197 145 41 11
881 Annie, can you scoot back just a little? 1.3198 0.04223 197 147 37 13
882 We're the only restaurant with a true bird's eye view. 1.3198 0.04284 197 148 35 14
883 I hear the pigeon is locally sourced. 1.3198 0.04035 197 144 43 10
884 Your reservation did not specify which side of the window you prefer.. 1.3198 0.04223 197 147 37 13
885 I wanted to eat in, but you insisted on al fresco. 1.3198 0.04035 197 144 43 10
886 You tip me or I tip you... 1.3198 0.04098 197 145 41 11
887 It's been over a year since I've lost a customer. 1.3198 0.03970 197 143 45 9
888 ‘Squeeze us in anywhere’ and a ten-spot ?? I think we scored !! 1.3179 0.04249 195 146 36 13
889 May I recommend the special? It comes with a safety harness. 1.3179 0.04249 195 146 36 13
890 This restaurant is to die for 1.3179 0.04186 195 145 38 12
891 I hear the bird's nest soup is to die for. 1.3179 0.04058 195 143 42 10
892 The lavatory is just around the cornice. 1.3179 0.04058 195 143 42 10
893 We're on the leading edge of haute cuisine. 1.3179 0.04058 195 143 42 10
894 al fresco with altitude 1.3179 0.04058 195 143 42 10
895 Please enjoy our new "no tipping" experience. 1.3179 0.04310 195 147 34 14
896 Before I close this window, I'll ask you a third and final time, ARE YOU READY TO ORDER? 1.3179 0.03925 195 141 46 8
897 Sir, if I serve you from the left tonight, my tip should include hazard pay. 1.3179 0.04310 195 147 34 14
898 The fall off the bone ribs are to die for 1.3179 0.04249 195 146 36 13
899 Consider yourselves lucky...People die for this table. 1.3179 0.04310 195 147 34 14
900 May I suggest the giant watermelon to start, followed by balloons filled with red paint? 1.3179 0.04310 195 147 34 14
901 Everyone falls for the view. 1.3179 0.04122 195 144 40 11
902 So NOW you're ready to sit by the bathroom? 1.3179 0.04186 195 145 38 12
903 Your wife says she sees you. 1.3179 0.04310 195 147 34 14
904 Would you like to start with a cocktail to take the edge off? 1.3179 0.04058 195 143 42 10
905 There was no misinformation, sir, our terrace does have a view of the East River. 1.3179 0.03925 195 141 46 8
906 As you desired , sir, as far away from the kitchen as possible. The sommelier will be right over. 1.3179 0.04122 195 144 40 11
907 So sorry for the wait, the last table went over 1.3179 0.04310 195 147 34 14
908 Tonight's specials are to die for. 1.3179 0.04249 195 146 36 13
909 I don't suppose dessert or coffee could help save this Yelp review? 1.3177 0.04294 192 144 35 13
910 I recommend foregoing the five-second rule. 1.3177 0.04230 192 143 37 12
911 And our special dessert tonight is cobbler on the roof. 1.3177 0.04419 192 146 31 15
912 The special is pigeon. It'll show up eventually. 1.3177 0.04165 192 142 39 11
913 May I recommend the egg drop soup? 1.3177 0.04294 192 144 35 13
914 Oh...that's what the 'avec pigeons' menu means. 1.3177 0.04165 192 142 39 11
915 This outdoor seating is for the birds 1.3177 0.04165 192 142 39 11
916 the Hitchcock Hotel is proud to offer terrifying interactions with local birds on our newly renovated Vertigo Veranda. 1.3177 0.04357 192 145 33 14
917 You said you wanted a view, so...voila! 1.3177 0.04357 192 145 33 14
918 You folks should take the plunge--order the tasting menu 1.3177 0.04032 192 140 43 9
919 I would be happy to bring you more silverware, but you keep dropping it! 1.3177 0.04541 192 148 27 17
920 Wow, the prices here are steep! 1.3177 0.04419 192 146 31 15
921 First time here? I have a feeling you’re going to fall for this place. 1.3177 0.04032 192 140 43 9
922 May I bring something for you to drink while you contemplate your mortality? 1.3177 0.04165 192 142 39 11
923 May I assume youme you’re the gentleman who slipped the Maitre d’ a “one”? 1.3177 0.04357 192 145 33 14
924 I told you they would remember that you left a tip of $1.38 in pocket change. 1.3177 0.04294 192 144 35 13
925 The Specials tonight include a roof-to-table roast pigeon... 1.3177 0.03964 192 139 45 8
926 Tonight's specials include a very thick, long strand of linguini. 1.3177 0.04357 192 145 33 14
927 Tonight’s special is pigeon etoufée wrapped in newsprint and served with roof moss. 1.3177 0.04165 192 142 39 11
928 How's your "Table for two, by the window, with a view" 1.3177 0.04294 192 144 35 13
929 That’s our Fall menu! 1.3177 0.04032 192 140 43 9
930 Great idea to come early. It gets really crowded later on. 1.3177 0.04357 192 145 33 14
931 Edgy." 1.3177 0.04294 192 144 35 13
932 I hear the pigeon is supposed to be excellent. 1.3177 0.04230 192 143 37 12
933 It's the last smoking section table in the city. 1.3177 0.04419 192 146 31 15
934 Unfortunately, our sidewalk cafe license hasn't come in yet. 1.3177 0.04032 192 140 43 9
935 Without going out on a ledge, I hesitate to recommend the veal. The quality seems to have fallen off recently . . . 1.3177 0.04165 192 142 39 11
936 The prices are not listed for obvious reasons. 1.3177 0.04165 192 142 39 11
937 I'm sorry but our liquor license doesn't yet cover this table. 1.3177 0.04165 192 142 39 11
938 I had something else in mind when you invited me to an edgy restaurant dear. 1.3177 0.04165 192 142 39 11
939 Finally, let me discuss our tipping policy. 1.3177 0.04099 192 141 41 10
940 Maybe next to the kitchen wasn't so bad after all. 1.3177 0.04357 192 145 33 14
941 ...And our specials include whatever lands on your plate 1.3177 0.04032 192 140 43 9
942 Next time, maybe you should tip the maitre d'. 1.3158 0.03844 190 136 48 6
943 The pigeon is very local. 1.3158 0.04190 190 141 38 11
944 They said to start without them. 1.3158 0.03986 190 138 44 8
945 The table by the men's room is still available. 1.3158 0.04190 190 141 38 11
946 I know what you're thinking—"$24 for the crab cakes?" 1.3158 0.04256 190 142 36 12
947 Yes, the pigeon is fresh, it just flew in. 1.3158 0.04123 190 140 40 10
948 Honey, you always liked living on the edge. 1.3158 0.04190 190 141 38 11
949 I assure you this has nothing to do with your undertipping 1.3158 0.03986 190 138 44 8
950 Of course – I will get you a new fork and call an ambulance at once. 1.3158 0.04123 190 140 40 10
951 Which leg? I'll put a matchbook under it. 1.3158 0.04123 190 140 40 10
952 For the last time Susan, I am not gonna sit next to the little league soccer team so just drop it and order some fucking breadsticks! 1.3158 0.04055 190 139 42 9
953 Excuse me, monsieur, but I was concerned about the third member of your party.... 1.3158 0.04321 190 143 34 13
954 Peggy now realized online dating was much more dangerous than she initially thought. 1.3158 0.04321 190 143 34 13
955 Looks like your away-from-traffic table request worked perfectly. 1.3158 0.04123 190 140 40 10
956 For once I'd suggest against tipping too much.... 1.3158 0.04123 190 140 40 10
957 Perhaps this time you will consider leaving a tip. 1.3158 0.03986 190 138 44 8
958 We have a lovely halibut today or you can just decide life's not worth living. 1.3158 0.04448 190 145 30 15
959 I think I'll have the cornice hen. 1.3158 0.04190 190 141 38 11
960 Well, you asked for a table with a view. 1.3158 0.04190 190 141 38 11
961 Extreme dining 1.3158 0.04321 190 143 34 13
962 The Last Supper menu, as you requested. 1.3138 0.04148 188 139 39 10
963 Would you prefer a table in the non-smoking section? 1.3138 0.04414 188 143 31 14
964 Never say you’ll sit ANYWHERE again. 1.3138 0.04216 188 140 37 11
965 Rooftop dining is two floors up. 1.3138 0.03937 188 136 45 7
966 "Our best corner table, as requested. 1.3138 0.04148 188 139 39 10
967 Would you like to start with the liability waiver? 1.3138 0.03864 188 135 47 6
968 And what can I get for you, Ms. Sanders? 1.3138 0.04349 188 142 33 13
969 You are the one who wanted the outdoor table. 1.3138 0.04414 188 143 31 14
970 You always make dinner reservations at such edgy restaurants, honey. 1.3138 0.04148 188 139 39 10
971 Yes, we're known for our atmosphere. 1.3138 0.04148 188 139 39 10
972 Just how local is the squab? 1.3138 0.04283 188 141 35 12
973 As your replacement waiter, let me first apologize for our earlier mid-step. 1.3138 0.04283 188 141 35 12
974 This is the best seat not in the house. 1.3138 0.04079 188 138 41 9
975 Even without a reservation, he always a place for us. 1.3138 0.04148 188 139 39 10
976 I'm sorry, but this is the last table we had with a view. 1.3138 0.04079 188 138 41 9
977 I'm thinking about the locavore bird's nest soup with fresh caught roast pidgeon 1.3138 0.04148 188 139 39 10
978 Service is not included. Tipping is optional. If you know what I mean. 1.3138 0.04079 188 138 41 9
979 How come whenever we come here, I always have to sit on the side nearest the ledge? 1.3138 0.04283 188 141 35 12
980 Apparently our reputation for running out on the check has preceded us. 1.3138 0.04008 188 137 43 8
981 Welcome to Ledge. I’ll be your server this evening. Before I bring you menus, have you had a chance to review and sign the release forms? 1.3138 0.04216 188 140 37 11
982 Waiter, there are flies waiting for my soup. 1.3138 0.04414 188 143 31 14
983 We use only locally sourced Pigeon in our soup of the day. 1.3138 0.04283 188 141 35 12
984 Good evening. I am your server tonight. My name is Al Fresco. 1.3138 0.04148 188 139 39 10
985 You're the couple who made reservations through Open Table, yes? 1.3138 0.04216 188 140 37 11
986 We got tired of people skipping out on the cheque. 1.3138 0.04216 188 140 37 11
987 The safety net is a great choice, sir. 1.3138 0.04079 188 138 41 9
988 Tonights special is a select-your-own squab. 1.3138 0.04079 188 138 41 9
989 Would you prefer sparkling or sill water? 1.3138 0.04148 188 139 39 10
990 You are seated in the non alcoholic section. 1.3138 0.04148 188 139 39 10
991 Nothing makes me more uncomfortable than waiters that hover while you are deciding what to order. 1.3138 0.04478 188 144 29 15
992 When monsieur learns to pronounce "beignet," you may join the others. 1.3138 0.04283 188 141 35 12
993 Our food takes you to a whole new level. 1.3135 0.04192 185 137 38 10
994 This is not what I meant when I said let’s get high and have dinner 1.3122 0.04197 189 141 37 11
995 I'm Sacha Baron Cohen and I'll be your waiter for the night. 1.3122 0.04393 189 144 31 14
996 I told you the restaurant has no bar. 1.3118 0.04031 186 136 42 8
997 Tonight's special is pigeon catch-it-your-way. 1.3118 0.04031 186 136 42 8
998 After eight o'clock we have dancing. 1.3118 0.04173 186 138 38 10
999 Our special this evening is roast feral pigeon. 1.3118 0.03958 186 135 44 7
1000 We have three specials tonight Flying fish Roosted pigeon Ledge of Lamb 1.3118 0.04310 186 140 34 12
1001 Tonight's special is wild caught pigeon. 1.3118 0.04103 186 137 40 9
1002 Will you be expecting anyone else? 1.3118 0.04173 186 138 38 10
1003 Our special this evening is the Harold Lloyd. 1.3118 0.04377 186 141 32 13
1004 Most of our customers were blown away by today's specials. 1.3118 0.04031 186 136 42 8
1005 You requested the "No Tipping" section! 1.3118 0.04310 186 140 34 12
1006 Perhaps the lady would be more comfortable inside, Mr. Kent? 1.3118 0.04242 186 139 36 11
1007 The importance of making a reservation cannot be overstated. 1.3118 0.03958 186 135 44 7
1008 We told you up front that those who dine al fresco with us once never dine elsewhere. 1.3118 0.04310 186 140 34 12
1009 As we said earlier, outdoor seating is limited 1.3113 0.04325 151 109 37 5
1010 Our very best early bird table 1.3098 0.04268 184 138 35 11
1011 Would you like to try our Wedge on the Ledge salad? 1.3098 0.04127 184 136 39 9
1012 A very small menu? Yes, and there's quite a good reason for that. 1.3098 0.04268 184 138 35 11
1013 Yes, the pigeon is very local. 1.3098 0.04054 184 135 41 8
1014 Ever tried extreme dining before? 1.3098 0.04198 184 137 37 10
1015 Would you like to hear the specials, Mr. Kushner? 1.3098 0.04472 184 141 29 14
1016 The menu is pretty out there. 1.3098 0.04405 184 140 31 13
1017 I’m sorry Mr. Fresco, we misunderstood! 1.3098 0.04405 184 140 31 13
1018 I recommend the pan-sautéed scallops and avoiding direct eye contact with the alpha pigeon. 1.3098 0.04405 184 140 31 13
1019 It's usually not this crowded. 1.3098 0.04268 184 138 35 11
1020 Yes, the prices are exorbitant, but this establishment is really all about 'see and be seen' 1.3098 0.04198 184 137 37 10
1021 The pigeon is wild caught. 1.3098 0.04472 184 141 29 14
1022 Tonight the Chef's Special is free-range pigeon. 1.3098 0.04198 184 137 37 10
1023 For dessert we have Don't Jump cheesecake, You Have So Much To Live For brulee, and my favorite, the He Wasn't Good Enough For You Anyway lava cake. 1.3081 0.04179 185 138 37 10
1024 Mais oui, we accentuate the haute in haute cuisine. 1.3081 0.04179 185 138 37 10
1025 If you need any refills on your water, just wait for the AC units above you to drip into your glass 1.3077 0.04365 182 138 32 12
1026 Maybe we should have taken the table by the kitchen after all. 1.3077 0.04224 182 136 36 10
1027 This takes fine ding to new heights. 1.3077 0.04295 182 137 34 11
1028 I recommend the safety harness and creme brûlée 1.3077 0.04002 182 133 42 7
1029 I tried to tell you it wasn’t a good idea to insist on a table with a view of the Eieffel Tower in English 1.3077 0.04434 182 139 30 13
1030 How about a cocktail to take the edge off? 1.3077 0.04365 182 138 32 12
1031 We have to change your seating. That’s a table for 4.” 1.3077 0.04151 182 135 38 9
1032 Next time, order from the menu. 1.3077 0.04502 182 140 28 14
1033 We’re experimenting with a new concept: Farm-to-operating table. 1.3077 0.04569 182 141 26 15
1034 But you asked for a table by the window. 1.3077 0.04002 182 133 42 7
1035 They won’t let us order wine until we sign a release. 1.3077 0.04295 182 137 34 11
1036 If you stiff me, I have options. 1.3077 0.04502 182 140 28 14
1037 Well, you did say "by a window" 1.3077 0.04224 182 136 36 10
1038 I think I'll wait until tomorrow to tell her I want a divorc 1.3077 0.04434 182 139 30 13
1039 Wouldn’t you rather not be facing the sun? 1.3077 0.04365 182 138 32 12
1040 I hear the pigeon is fresh 1.3077 0.04502 182 140 28 14
1041 This restaurant really has atmosphere. 1.3077 0.04295 182 137 34 11
1042 Can I start you off with some complimentary Xanax? 1.3077 0.04295 182 137 34 11
1043 This evening’s special is extremely fresh squab… 1.3077 0.04365 182 138 32 12
1044 I told you asking for a table by the window would upset him. 1.3077 0.04434 182 139 30 13
1045 And today’s fish is a perch. 1.3077 0.04434 182 139 30 13
1046 If it starts to rain, we offer complimentary 20 dollar umbrellas underneath your seats 1.3077 0.04077 182 134 40 8
1047 Your squab appetizer should be landing any moment. 1.3073 0.04343 179 135 33 11
1048 The locally sourced pigeon is very fresh. 1.3073 0.04121 179 132 39 8
1049 Yes, wonderful view, but first I need your organ donor cards. 1.3073 0.04415 179 136 31 12
1050 Our special tonight is hickory-roasted pigeon. 1.3073 0.04196 179 133 37 9
1051 So the third member of your party won’t be joining us any longer? 1.3073 0.04270 179 134 35 10
1052 I hear the pigeon is delicious. 1.3073 0.03720 179 127 49 3
1053 Feel free to overtip if you enjoy the service 1.3073 0.04121 179 132 39 8
1054 It doesn't meet code, but the view is great. 1.3073 0.04485 179 137 29 13
1055 It helps distract from the food. 1.3073 0.04415 179 136 31 12
1056 When I made the reservation, I demanded outdoor seating. 1.3073 0.03965 179 130 43 6
1057 I bet that table near the bathroom is looking pretty nice now, don't you think? 1.3073 0.04121 179 132 39 8
1058 Sorry for the wait. My colleague has the shingles. 1.3073 0.04623 179 139 25 15
1059 So this is haute cuisine. 1.3073 0.04196 179 133 37 9
1060 Let's not have bird's nest soup 1.3073 0.04343 179 135 33 11
1061 Moderate chance of rain. I recommend the one-minute omelet. 1.3073 0.04343 179 135 33 11
1062 I would recommend the pidgeon, it's very fresh. 1.3073 0.04270 179 134 35 10
1063 We've gone 40 years without a dine and dash. 1.3073 0.04196 179 133 37 9
1064 People are dying to sit here. 1.3073 0.04196 179 133 37 9
1065 This is now legally the only place you're allowed to smoke. 1.3073 0.04415 179 136 31 12
1066 You asked for a table by the window, with a view... 1.3073 0.04044 179 131 41 7
1067 I recommend the egg drop soup, mountain goat steak with fall vegetables, and mile high apple pie for desert. 1.3073 0.04270 179 134 35 10
1068 You wanted al fresco. You got al fresco. 1.3073 0.04415 179 136 31 12
1069 Apparently they have a one Martini rule. 1.3073 0.04044 179 131 41 7
1070 Welcome to Fresco's. Do you have any last requests? 1.3073 0.04415 179 136 31 12
1071 Doris suspected being slipped a roofie. 1.3073 0.04415 179 136 31 12
1072 The sky’s the limit. 1.3073 0.04415 179 136 31 12
1073 Well, it did say 'panoramic al fresco dining' in the review. 1.3051 0.03987 177 129 42 6
1074 Tonight's special is mashed acorn squash with crushed garlic, in honor of the approaching fall. 1.3034 0.04276 178 134 34 10
1075 Perhaps you'd prefer a table in the alley? 1.3034 0.04276 178 134 34 10
1076 Wow! When you said you knew a little, out-of-the-way place where nobody goes, you weren’t just talking. 1.3034 0.04048 178 131 40 7
1077 I told you there was only room for two at that table. 1.3034 0.04202 178 133 36 9
1078 I don't think I made myself clear when I asked for a table next to the window. 1.3034 0.04422 178 136 30 12
1079 Everything OK? You two seem a little on edge. 1.3034 0.04202 178 133 36 9
1080 Most customers find the WiFi speed inside to be more than adequate. 1.3034 0.04048 178 131 40 7
1081 Your meal today will be on the house. 1.3034 0.04125 178 132 38 8
1082 Well, you insisted on a table with a skyline view. 1.3034 0.04202 178 133 36 9
1083 To be clear sir, the ad said 'al fresco dining outside the ordinary'. 1.3034 0.03968 178 130 42 6
1084 Welcome to our new white house administration section. 1.3034 0.04350 178 135 32 11
1085 We’re excited to have fresh squab on the menu tonight 1.3034 0.04202 178 133 36 9
1086 Also, we don't allow tipping. 1.3034 0.04276 178 134 34 10
1087 And our catch of the day is free range Pigeon 1.3034 0.04125 178 132 38 8
1088 I recommend the pigeon tonight... tres bien... tres fraiche. 1.3034 0.04276 178 134 34 10
1089 Your hook and ladder will be with you shortly. 1.3034 0.04125 178 132 38 8
1090 Hi folks, any allergies or conditions we should be aware of? Gluten? Acrophobia? Restless leg syndrome? Visual height intolerance? Vertigo? 1.3034 0.04350 178 135 32 11
1091 The reviews said there was patio seating. 1.3034 0.04276 178 134 34 10
1092 The fish of the day is perch 1.3034 0.04202 178 133 36 9
1093 This in our only table with a view of the city. 1.3034 0.04048 178 131 40 7
1094 May I suggest the squab? It is incredibly fresh today. 1.3034 0.04494 178 137 28 13
1095 May I recommended the roast pigeon? It’s locally sourced. 1.3034 0.04276 178 134 34 10
1096 Well sir, this is the furthest from the kitchen we could seat you. 1.3034 0.03888 178 129 44 5
1097 We prefer to call it squab 1.3034 0.04202 178 133 36 9
1098 Sorry, folks, but this is the only window seat left. 1.3034 0.03888 178 129 44 5
1099 Your profile was right, you are an adventurous eater. 1.3034 0.04276 178 134 34 10
1100 Our menu selections are, of course, quite good, but we are really known for the atmosphere. 1.3034 0.04125 178 132 38 8
1101 Didn’t realize this is what you meant by adventurous eater in your profile. 1.3034 0.04422 178 136 30 12
1102 I hope you understand that if either of you falls off, the other will still be responsible for the check. 1.3034 0.03888 178 129 44 5
1103 Although I told you that we are completely booked, YOU insisted on being seated ! 1.3034 0.04422 178 136 30 12
1104 Our apologies. There will be a short wait for the pigeon. 1.3034 0.04276 178 134 34 10
1105 You and your outside dining. 1.3034 0.04048 178 131 40 7
1106 Outside dining has reached new heights. 1.3034 0.04422 178 136 30 12
1107 Any allergies or fears I should know about? 1.3034 0.04350 178 135 32 11
1108 Coo-Coo-Coo. Your dinner should be arriving shortly. 1.3034 0.04350 178 135 32 11
1109 And our special, eat like a bird, is very popular. 1.3034 0.04125 178 132 38 8
1110 As nice as the view is, I would advise against playing footsies. The last couple kicked a bit too hard. 1.3034 0.04422 178 136 30 12
1111 You two are lucky, that was the last available table. 1.3034 0.04422 178 136 30 12
1112 Our veal is to live for. 1.3034 0.04350 178 135 32 11
1113 I spoke with the maitre d’ and he assured me you specifically requested a table by the window. 1.3034 0.04202 178 133 36 9
1114 Normally I recommend a drink before dinner, but... 1.3034 0.04350 178 135 32 11
1115 ‘I can assure you that our pigeon is 100% free range’ 1.3034 0.04350 178 135 32 11
1116 I get a big tip, or you get a big tip, your choice. 1.3034 0.04125 178 132 38 8
1117 Is this en plein air enough for you? 1.3034 0.04350 178 135 32 11
1118 Might I suggest starting with a tip for the maître d' next time? 1.3034 0.04350 178 135 32 11
1119 Well, you insisted on dining alfresco. 1.3034 0.04276 178 134 34 10
1120 Here’s the best view in the house. 1.3034 0.04125 178 132 38 8
1121 May I suggest a double martini, they come with a complimentary parachute. 1.3034 0.04422 178 136 30 12
1122 The pigeon is always fresh, Sir. 1.3034 0.04125 178 132 38 8
1123 Don't order the fish. The pigeons go crazy for it. 1.3034 0.04422 178 136 30 12
1124 Yes, Stefan Q., we remember you and your three-stars yelp review. 1.3034 0.04048 178 131 40 7
1125 It got really high reviews 1.3034 0.04276 178 134 34 10
1126 Will anyone be joining you? 1.3034 0.03805 178 128 46 4
1127 When they said a view to die for, they weren't kidding! 1.3034 0.04202 178 133 36 9
1128 A little edgy, wouldn't you say? 1.3034 0.04276 178 134 34 10
1129 Oh George, a view and atmosphere: it’s perfect. 1.3034 0.04276 178 134 34 10
1130 You’re right. This place is edgy. 1.3034 0.04494 178 137 28 13
1131 Might I suggest the pigeon? 1.3034 0.04494 178 137 28 13
1132 Don’t you think this might be taking alfresco to a whole other level? 1.3034 0.04422 178 136 30 12
1133 Again, there are no tables "inside"--I'm standing in the kitchen. 1.3034 0.04276 178 134 34 10
1134 Today's special is Trout Flambe Au Chablis, served with a side of existential dread. 1.3034 0.04350 178 135 32 11
1135 Is this your first time dining with us? 1.3034 0.04422 178 136 30 12
1136 Due to insurance regulations I can no longer bring out the "Specials Board" 1.3034 0.04048 178 131 40 7
1137 See Nancy, I told you they'd make room for us. 1.3034 0.04048 178 131 40 7
1138 I told you not to say we wanted a table as far as possible from the bar. 1.3034 0.04350 178 135 32 11
1139 I don't recommend the chicken. The falcons from the 18th floor keep stealing it. 1.3034 0.04422 178 136 30 12
1140 I told you if you can order in French we'll let you eat inside. 1.3034 0.04276 178 134 34 10
1141 Oh. It is no longer table for four? 1.3034 0.04494 178 137 28 13
1142 Technically, this is a table by the window. 1.3011 0.04071 176 130 39 7
1143 May I recommend the free range squab? 1.3011 0.03990 176 129 41 6
1144 And here are our fall...I mean autumn specials. 1.3006 0.03948 173 126 42 5
1145 Before I tell you the specials, please note that we now have a one-drink maximum for guests enjoying our patio space. 1.3006 0.04504 173 133 28 12
1146 This is not what I had in mind when I made reservations through Open Table 1.3006 0.04352 173 131 32 10
1147 The special of the day is free-range pigeon under glass. 1.3006 0.04352 173 131 32 10
1148 Menu du jour is a fine roasted pigeon bred on the floor below. 1.3006 0.04429 173 132 30 11
1149 Squab is a house favorite and is locally raised. 1.3006 0.04352 173 131 32 10
1150 The catch of the day sounds really good right now. 1.3006 0.04114 173 128 38 7
1151 Is it your first time dining with us at Pie in the Sky? 1.3006 0.04195 173 129 36 8
1152 Next time I'm in charge of the reservations. 1.3006 0.04114 173 128 38 7
1153 Perhaps sir and madam would be more comfortable in our nonsmoking area after all? 1.3006 0.04114 173 128 38 7
1154 Sorry, this is the "to go" window. 1.3000 0.04159 170 126 37 7
1155 If monsieur prefers, a table for two just opened up in the alley. 1.2982 0.04381 171 130 31 10
1156 Our outdoor dining area will leave you hanging on the edge of your seats! 1.2982 0.04381 171 130 31 10
1157 Your goose is cooked. 1.2982 0.04535 171 132 27 12
1158 If I forget you're out here, the tablecloth does reach to the top of the dumpster. 1.2982 0.04459 171 131 29 11
1159 Sir, the other patrons asked if you could please keep it down. 1.2982 0.04684 171 134 23 14
1160 May I suggest no wine with dinner. 1.2982 0.04381 171 130 31 10
1161 No, I’m sorry, this is the only table designated for smoking. 1.2982 0.03791 171 123 45 3
1162 It said killer terrace on the review. 1.2976 0.04512 168 129 28 11
1163 May I suggest the squab? It's locally sourced. 1.2976 0.04269 168 126 34 8
1164 Would you prefer our SECOND best view of the city? 1.2976 0.04512 168 129 28 11
1165 Balcony dining is 'Pay in Advance.' 1.2976 0.03920 168 122 42 4
1166 We do have open seats at the bar. 1.2976 0.04184 168 125 36 7
1167 I guess the Maitre D’ didn’t share your love of Canadian coins. 1.2976 0.04590 168 130 26 12
1168 Perhaps next time you'll make a reservation. 1.2976 0.04351 168 127 32 9
1169 It was this, or find a seat at the bar. 1.2976 0.04269 168 126 34 8
1170 They say the latkes here are ledge-ndary. 1.2976 0.04351 168 127 32 9
1171 Our stuffed pigeon is the freshest in the city 1.2976 0.04432 168 128 30 10
1172 We promised an 'authentic rooftop experience;' not safety. 1.2976 0.04432 168 128 30 10
1173 You're lucky to be seated without reservations. We even got you a window table like you wanted. 1.2976 0.04098 168 124 38 6
1174 It’s terrace seating — very European. 1.2976 0.04351 168 127 32 9
1175 Yes sir, I'll see if we can do anything about that draft. 1.2976 0.03920 168 122 42 4
1176 At least it's not revolving. 1.2976 0.04269 168 126 34 8
1177 I’d recommend something light. 1.2952 0.04295 166 125 33 8
1178 The pigeon is especially good today. 1.2952 0.04623 166 129 25 12
1179 You must be patient! These are free-range pigeons. 1.2952 0.04543 166 128 27 11
1180 Well, you did ask for a secluded table by the window. 1.2952 0.04462 166 127 29 10
1181 I'm sorry, this table is reserved for the President's press seceratary. 1.2952 0.04543 166 128 27 11
1182 Sorry, two's company, three's a crowd gathering. 1.2952 0.04380 166 126 31 9
1183 Terribly sorry about that. Second Sommelier we've lost this month. 1.2934 0.04101 167 124 37 6
1184 Its haute cuisine with an edge. 1.2934 0.04357 167 127 31 9
1185 And if you need to use the bathroom, don't. 1.2934 0.04599 167 130 25 12
1186 Ah, un liaison dangereuse? 1.2934 0.04273 167 126 33 8
1187 This IS the table with the best view. 1.2927 0.04408 164 125 30 9
1188 Please enjoy our new smoking section. 1.2927 0.04492 164 126 28 10
1189 Gratuity is included, just in case. 1.2927 0.04235 164 123 34 7
1190 As soon as we hire a server, he will be right out. 1.2927 0.04323 164 124 32 8
1191 Last supper? 1.2927 0.04146 164 122 36 6
1192 You said, "As far from the restroom as possible". 1.2927 0.04492 164 126 28 10
1193 The pigeon entree is sourced VERY locally. 1.2927 0.04492 164 126 28 10
1194 You might ask," Why is this restaurant ledgendary?" 1.2927 0.04492 164 126 28 10
1195 Remember to leave room for dessert. 1.2927 0.04575 164 127 26 11
1196 Too haute cuisine for my taste. 1.2927 0.04408 164 125 30 9
1197 If you want fresh pigeon, this place is the best. 1.2919 0.04374 161 122 31 8
1198 once you catch the pigeon, just knock on the window 1.2919 0.04462 161 123 29 9
1199 It's hard to find a restaurant where you can smoke! 1.2919 0.04374 161 122 31 8
1200 Feel free to openly support the President here. 1.2919 0.04374 161 122 31 8
1201 How are we doing in our plastic straw section? 1.2919 0.04632 161 125 25 11
1202 I recommend the pigeon soup. Its very fresh ! 1.2919 0.04462 161 123 29 9
1203 Our specialty is fresh squab. 1.2911 0.04241 158 118 34 6
1204 Here you are then- not by the front door, kitchen, bathroom, or noisy bar. 1.2909 0.04551 165 128 26 11
1205 I hear the squab is quite fresh. 1.2909 0.04631 165 129 24 12
1206 The special this evening is a dizzyingly delicious acrophobia squash drizzled with vertigo vinaigrette. 1.2901 0.04350 162 123 31 8
1207 On the plus side, the seating for Democrats at Trump Tower Restaurant does have a nice view. 1.2901 0.04690 162 127 23 12
1208 I’m sorry to hear that your security clearance was revoked 1.2901 0.04170 162 121 35 6
1209 I requested a table with a view. 1.2901 0.04170 162 121 35 6
1210 I think I will order the "Tasting Flight" just in case 1.2901 0.04350 162 123 31 8
1211 Well, we did ask for rooftop seating. 1.2901 0.04261 162 122 33 7
1212 The review did say “ An outdoor dining experience like no other with a breathe taking view that will keep you on the edge of your seat ! ” 1.2901 0.04261 162 122 33 7
1213 is everything ledgible on the menu? 1.2901 0.04523 162 125 27 10
1214 No, I do not think it has anything to do with the volume setting on my hearing aid.. 1.2901 0.04690 162 127 23 12
1215 Our special tonight is locally sourced Pigeon Picatta. 1.2901 0.04523 162 125 27 10
1216 Only in this instance is the gratuity required before the meal. 1.2901 0.04261 162 122 33 7
1217 The free range squab is locally sourced 1.2901 0.04261 162 122 33 7
1218 Sorry this is the only corner table we have. 1.2901 0.04607 162 126 25 11
1219 We retrieved the fork, but 5 years for involuntary manslaughter will be added to your bill. 1.2901 0.04438 162 124 29 9
1220 The food here is top shelf. 1.2901 0.04607 162 126 25 11
1221 You should know that your husband made the reservation. And he'll be joining you shortly. 1.2901 0.04523 162 125 27 10
1222 You know, a danger shared can sometimes bring two people together. 1.2901 0.04078 162 120 37 5
1223 Do you want to see our fall menu? 1.2901 0.04350 162 123 31 8
1224 We earned five stars on Yelp. But only one on Architectural Digest. 1.2901 0.04438 162 124 29 9
1225 The cocktails come with parachutes. 1.2901 0.04261 162 122 33 7
1226 Let's go somewhere else for dessert. 1.2901 0.03982 162 119 39 4
1227 Tonight we're featuring a Ledge Salad with a side of Teeter Tots. 1.2901 0.04607 162 126 25 11
1228 It's all about the view. 1.2901 0.04438 162 124 29 9
1229 I guess the mariachi band was a bad idea. 1.2901 0.04438 162 124 29 9
1230 I recommend our small plates menu. 1.2901 0.04350 162 123 31 8
1231 The pigeon is locally grown, organic, and cage free 1.2901 0.04350 162 123 31 8
1232 I hope you two understand the significance of your tip tonight 1.2901 0.04170 162 121 35 6
1233 Your usual waiter served from the left and picked up from the right. 1.2901 0.04690 162 127 23 12
1234 Madame, has anyone told you what tiny feet you have? 1.2901 0.04523 162 125 27 10
1235 I would advise you to skip the wine. 1.2901 0.04170 162 121 35 6
1236 We've had a dine and dashing problem. 1.2901 0.04523 162 125 27 10
1237 I'm afraid we're out of quail. The pigeon is superb, though. 1.2901 0.04261 162 122 33 7
1238 The service is gonna be shit here. 1.2901 0.04607 162 126 25 11
1239 We like to call this table “the meal of living dangerously” 1.2901 0.04523 162 125 27 10
1240 Our fall specials are listed on the chalkboard on the sidewalk. 1.2901 0.04607 162 126 25 11
1241 You should see where the valet parked the car! 1.2901 0.04261 162 122 33 7
1242 When you requested a quiet table in the corner, you really should have specified an indoor preference. 1.2901 0.04261 162 122 33 7
1243 Well, you asked for it on the side. 1.2901 0.04350 162 123 31 8
1244 Can't say I'm loving this whole feng shui thing. 1.2901 0.04607 162 126 25 11
1245 I find the pinot noir pairs quite well with the vertigo 1.2901 0.04607 162 126 25 11
1246 I'm sorry, but you'll have to pay in advance. 1.2901 0.04261 162 122 33 7
1247 Excuse me, I thought you said a table on the corner 1.2901 0.04261 162 122 33 7
1248 This is a locavore restaurant. Would like too see the fall menu? 1.2901 0.04170 162 121 35 6
1249 The tip is included. 1.2901 0.04523 162 125 27 10
1250 Our prices are sky-high, too. 1.2901 0.04170 162 121 35 6
1251 You said you wanted a corner table. 1.2901 0.04350 162 123 31 8
1252 Would you prefer the non-smoking section? 1.2901 0.04438 162 124 29 9
1253 Sorry sir, but slipping the maitre'd a hundred dollar bill for a seat with a view doesn't go as far as it used to. 1.2901 0.04350 162 123 31 8
1254 For fifty I bring you inside, and for a hundred I actually serve you. Welcome to Extreme dining. 1.2901 0.04350 162 123 31 8
1255 This is the first and the last time we go to a "high-end, cutting-edge" restaurant. 1.2901 0.04261 162 122 33 7
1256 Will a third be joining you? 1.2901 0.04078 162 120 37 5
1257 May I recommend the pigeon? It is free range, local, and very, very fresh. 1.2901 0.04350 162 123 31 8
1258 Any room for dessert? 1.2893 0.04492 159 122 28 9
1259 Your table for two away from the kitchen. 1.2893 0.04311 159 120 32 7
1260 Yes, everything is on the house. 1.2893 0.04403 159 121 30 8
1261 If you're afraid of falling,we can build a wall -- but you'll have to pay for it. 1.2893 0.04403 159 121 30 8
1262 Would you like the Last Supper special? 1.2893 0.04218 159 119 34 6
1263 Edgy...yet elegant. 1.2893 0.04403 159 121 30 8
1264 The squab should arrive shortly. 1.2893 0.04403 159 121 30 8
1265 Management hopes you enjoy the view. Do you want to pay your gratuity first to get a different table? 1.2893 0.04218 159 119 34 6
1266 The policy for this table is Prepay. 1.2893 0.04311 159 120 32 7
1267 We put the “Oh!” in al fresco. 1.2893 0.04311 159 120 32 7
1268 I recommend the duck, the house salad and not looking down. 1.2893 0.04311 159 120 32 7
1269 Eez ZEES far enough from ze restroom for monsieur? 1.2893 0.04311 159 120 32 7
1270 Good evening, my name is Raul, I will be your server tonight. I'm happy we were able to accommodate your request for a table near a window tonight. 1.2893 0.04580 159 123 26 10
1271 You insisted on outdoor seating. 1.2893 0.04666 159 124 24 11
1272 The buffet is just around the corner. 1.2893 0.04122 159 118 36 5
1273 Would you like to hear the Fall specials? 1.2893 0.04666 159 124 24 11
1274 When I said you’d be able to watch the game here, I meant the TV in the Katz’ apartment across the way. 1.2893 0.04311 159 120 32 7
1275 They weren’t kidding about the bird’s eye view. 1.2893 0.04403 159 121 30 8
1276 Tonight's special is the locally-raised, fresh-caught squab. 1.2893 0.04403 159 121 30 8
1277 I know you had reservations, but I have a few of my own. 1.2885 0.04068 156 115 37 4
1278 May I recommend the braised pigeon? It's very fresh. 1.2885 0.03639 156 111 45 0
1279 We can see the Russian Embassy from here. 1.2883 0.04499 163 126 27 10
1280 Unfortunately, we don't offer our Bottomless Mimosa Brunch on the terrace. 1.2883 0.04327 163 124 31 8
1281 I knew we should have made a reservation 1.2883 0.04327 163 124 31 8
1282 I never thought I would say this, just don’t tip over. 1.2875 0.04379 160 122 30 8
1283 Is this an adequate distance from that noisy kitchen door, Sir? 1.2875 0.04100 160 119 36 5
1284 I think this menu is a little edgy. 1.2875 0.04555 160 124 26 10
1285 Having second thoughts about the table haute? 1.2875 0.04379 160 122 30 8
1286 Yes, we take elevated dining to a whole new level. 1.2875 0.04195 160 120 34 6
1287 Are you sure this place was reviewed in the New Yorker? 1.2875 0.04195 160 120 34 6
1288 Let's see you dine and dash this time. 1.2875 0.04555 160 124 26 10
1289 Worst. Groupon. Ever. 1.2875 0.04468 160 123 28 9
1290 May I recommend the prix fixe menu, which starts with an amuse-bouche of Valium? 1.2875 0.04640 160 125 24 11
1291 You won't find a fresher squab anywhere. 1.2875 0.04468 160 123 28 9
1292 I hear the squab is local 1.2875 0.04555 160 124 26 10
1293 Ne vous inquiétez pas, Monsieur! In this preferred seating, you will not hit the ceiling at our prices. 1.2875 0.04468 160 123 28 9
1294 They said the view was to die for. 1.2875 0.04379 160 122 30 8
1295 The Pasta is to die for. 1.2875 0.04288 160 121 32 7
1296 Drinks are on the house but you still have to pay for them. 1.2875 0.04724 160 126 22 12
1297 Perhaps you'd prefer a table by the kitchen? 1.2875 0.04288 160 121 32 7
1298 Perhaps you know now that there are worse things than a table near the kitchen. 1.2875 0.04288 160 121 32 7
1299 Did one of you drop your fork? 1.2875 0.04379 160 122 30 8
1300 This restaurant is ledgendary. 1.2875 0.04468 160 123 28 9
1301 Will this be to go? 1.2875 0.04640 160 125 24 11
1302 I KNOW I KNOW., BUT WHAT ABOUT THE VIEW, 1.2875 0.04468 160 123 28 9
1303 We used to offer this same experience in complete darkness. It did not work very well though. 1.2875 0.04888 160 128 18 14
1304 We’re know for our pigeon, but our fallen chocolate cake is to die for. 1.2875 0.04379 160 122 30 8
1305 You requested "Near the window with a view". 1.2875 0.04288 160 121 32 7
1306 Would you care to see our tether menu? 1.2866 0.04700 157 123 23 11
1307 What? You said you wanted al fresco seating. 1.2866 0.04432 157 120 29 8
1308 Sorry, the roof garden is full. 1.2866 0.04432 157 120 29 8
1309 Yes, it is pigeon. But we refer to it as Ledge Steak. 1.2866 0.04700 157 123 23 11
1310 Did you want that to go? 1.2866 0.04339 157 119 31 7
1311 Of course the pigeon is local. 1.2866 0.04146 157 117 35 5
1312 I’m gonna go out on a ledge and try the fish. 1.2866 0.04523 157 121 27 9
1313 Pardon madame, did you not ask for "Haute Cuisine?" 1.2866 0.04243 157 118 33 6
1314 The review said, the food here is to die for . 1.2866 0.04523 157 121 27 9
1315 'To repeat your order - two house salads and you'll share the perch.' 1.2866 0.04523 157 121 27 9
1316 Bottled, tap, or rain water? 1.2866 0.04339 157 119 31 7
1317 I just asked for a table by the window! 1.2866 0.04700 157 123 23 11
1318 Tonight's special is roasted breast and confit leg of locally-sourced pigeon. 1.2866 0.04432 157 120 29 8
1319 First time for haute cuisine? 1.2866 0.04339 157 119 31 7
1320 I asked for a quiet table with a window view. 1.2866 0.04146 157 117 35 5
1321 Before we begin, are either of you on Yelp? 1.2866 0.04612 157 122 25 10
1322 Welcome back Mr. and Mrs. pigeon. 1.2866 0.04339 157 119 31 7
1323 Do we order at the window? 1.2866 0.04786 157 124 21 12
1324 Go with something light. That roof won’t support anything heavy. 1.2866 0.04339 157 119 31 7
1325 They go out on a ledge here to please patrons 1.2866 0.04432 157 120 29 8
1326 The atmosphere is a little thin, but it does have a nice view 1.2866 0.04146 157 117 35 5
1327 Maybe the table by the bar would have been better. 1.2866 0.04146 157 117 35 5
1328 Can I interest either of you in a draft? 1.2866 0.04339 157 119 31 7
1329 May I recommend one of our well-balanced meals? 1.2866 0.04243 157 118 33 6
1330 I thought Ledge Top Cafe was just a name! 1.2866 0.04339 157 119 31 7
1331 Are you enjoying the Chef's Surprise? 1.2866 0.04612 157 122 25 10
1332 I've heard this place is to die for. 1.2866 0.04432 157 120 29 8
1333 I hate it when they hover over. 1.2866 0.04432 157 120 29 8
1334 Evidently "plein aire dining" can have several different meanings. 1.2866 0.04339 157 119 31 7
1335 our special tonight is pigeon, which you can choose from a great selection on the ledge 1.2866 0.04523 157 121 27 9
1336 Tonight's special is chicken cordon bleu and Dramamine. 1.2866 0.04432 157 120 29 8
1337 May I offer either of you a drink and a rock-solid alibi? 1.2866 0.04612 157 122 25 10
1338 Didn't you say we never eat out? 1.2866 0.04243 157 118 33 6
1339 I hear the pigeon sashimi is very fresh 1.2866 0.04523 157 121 27 9
1340 Oh oui monsieur, the pigeon is very fresh! 1.2866 0.04339 157 119 31 7
1341 The pigeon is quite fresh today. 1.2866 0.04432 157 120 29 8
1342 Chef recommends the bird drop soup... 1.2866 0.04612 157 122 25 10
1343 It's off the beaten track... 1.2857 0.04091 154 114 36 4
1344 Bottle or rain? 1.2839 0.04068 155 115 36 4
1345 Seriously Monsieur,E Harmony is going to start noticing a pattern. 1.2839 0.04461 155 119 28 8
1346 Do you have any allergies or phobias we should be aware of? 1.2839 0.04645 155 121 24 10
1347 They didn't recognize you. Your impersonation of a nobody was masterful. 1.2839 0.04554 155 120 26 9
1348 I told you to tip the Maitre d' 1.2839 0.04269 155 117 32 6
1349 Tap or gutter? 1.2839 0.04554 155 120 26 9
1350 I really wish they wouldn't call it their fall menu. 1.2839 0.04269 155 117 32 6
1351 We push for more adventurous dining. 1.2839 0.04269 155 117 32 6
1352 I hear the roast pigeon is excellent 1.2839 0.04554 155 120 26 9
1353 We take the idea of an Open Table reservation quite literally... 1.2839 0.04269 155 117 32 6
1354 I guess I needed to ask for a window seat looking OUT 1.2839 0.04645 155 121 24 10
1355 the al fresco seating option looked a bit different online 1.2839 0.04366 155 118 30 7
1356 Of course this has nothing to do with your lousy tip last time. 1.2839 0.04269 155 117 32 6
1357 We have one addition tonight. A locally sourced roast pigeon... 1.2839 0.04366 155 118 30 7
1358 you said you wanted a table by the window 1.2839 0.04269 155 117 32 6
1359 The reviews said it was the edgiest restaurant in town... 1.2839 0.04461 155 119 28 8
1360 May I recommend the "Making Reservations Sooner." 1.2839 0.04554 155 120 26 9
1361 The gentleman's dissatisfaction with the table is noted." 1.2839 0.04170 155 116 34 5
1362 The special? That’s up in the air. 1.2839 0.04366 155 118 30 7
1363 I'd suggest the Pigeon Romanaise, but the pigeon's stuck in the 4th floor air conditioner... 1.2839 0.04645 155 121 24 10
1364 You googled small, cozy, en plein air, you got small, cozy en plein air. 1.2839 0.04366 155 118 30 7
1365 Madam,I apologize but I must take from your left. 1.2839 0.04068 155 115 36 4
1366 I thought you said we needed to get out more? 1.2839 0.04269 155 117 32 6
1367 Our restaurant will begin revolving in 10 minutes. 1.2839 0.04645 155 121 24 10
1368 This is why we recommend that you make reservations. 1.2839 0.04554 155 120 26 9
1369 You just had to get the table with a view! 1.2839 0.04068 155 115 36 4
1370 Welcome to L’Edge, where we take haute cuisine literally. 1.2839 0.04461 155 119 28 8
1371 At least this time we got seated above pigeon level. 1.2839 0.04554 155 120 26 9
1372 This is the best view in the house. 1.2839 0.04269 155 117 32 6
1373 Our special tonight is wings 1.2839 0.04735 155 122 22 11
1374 When you said “edgy cuisine” I took you seriously, not literally. 1.2839 0.04269 155 117 32 6
1375 Pardon monsieur,the restaurant policy is that ledge diners must pay at time of order. 1.2839 0.04554 155 120 26 9
1376 Now is it bright enough for you to read the menu? 1.2839 0.04366 155 118 30 7
1377 Fresh enough for you? 1.2839 0.04170 155 116 34 5
1378 The “restrooms” are one ledge up. 1.2839 0.04554 155 120 26 9
1379 By placing your order, you agree to be responsible in the event that you drop your fork, knife, or glass.” 1.2839 0.04645 155 121 24 10
1380 And finally our signature dessert, death by chocolate. The choice is yours. 1.2839 0.04554 155 120 26 9
1381 It’s a new concept in high cuisine 1.2839 0.04269 155 117 32 6
1382 We strongly recommend you don't order from the wine list. 1.2839 0.04554 155 120 26 9
1383 I wouldn’t recommend the falafel. Chef is feeling ironic today. 1.2839 0.04554 155 120 26 9
1384 If you’re looking for something even edgier, I’d recommend the pigeon au jus. 1.2839 0.04269 155 117 32 6
1385 Well, you did choose the non cannibis smoking area. 1.2839 0.04554 155 120 26 9
1386 Don't give me that look--you're the one who asked for first available! 1.2839 0.03964 155 114 38 3
1387 I promise you, our squab tonight is really fresh. 1.2839 0.04461 155 119 28 8
1388 How 'bout dis? Dis far enough from the kitchen for ya?! 1.2839 0.04822 155 123 20 12
1389 First I'll need to take an imprint of a credit card, to cover any incidentals. 1.2839 0.04366 155 118 30 7
1390 Hurry it up. There’s a draft inside 1.2839 0.04461 155 119 28 8
1391 In New York City, this is what we call a "table with a view" 1.2839 0.04461 155 119 28 8
1392 Don't overthink it. It's not as if it's your last meal. 1.2839 0.04366 155 118 30 7
1393 You specifically asked for a table for two with a view. 1.2839 0.04645 155 121 24 10
1394 Roof-top table for two With neighborhood view 1.2839 0.04170 155 116 34 5
1395 We are happy to accommodate those who still prefer to be seated in the smoking section 1.2839 0.04366 155 118 30 7
1396 No complaints about the food, yes? 1.2839 0.04269 155 117 32 6
1397 Yes there is a draft but you did ask for a table with a view 1.2839 0.04366 155 118 30 7
1398 Corner table with a view? 1.2839 0.04366 155 118 30 7
1399 They said it was a table to die for. 1.2839 0.04461 155 119 28 8
1400 And directly below us is where Tom Cruise broke his ankle filming Mission Impossible 6. 1.2839 0.04269 155 117 32 6
1401 Ironically, tonight’s special lived on the edge you’re sitting on. 1.2839 0.04645 155 121 24 10
1402 The last time, you didn't tip. 1.2839 0.04461 155 119 28 8
1403 I hope you don't mind if I ask you to please pay your tip first? 1.2839 0.04269 155 117 32 6
1404 I recommend the rock dove - it's very fresh. 1.2839 0.04554 155 120 26 9
1405 Try the free range chicken. 1.2839 0.04269 155 117 32 6
1406 We've had some issues with customers dining and dashing. 1.2839 0.04269 155 117 32 6
1407 'I told you not to wear that MAGA hat again... 1.2839 0.04645 155 121 24 10
1408 Well, you did request a table by the window. 1.2839 0.04461 155 119 28 8
1409 The last customer who complained about sky-high prices had a falling out with the waitstaff. 1.2839 0.04170 155 116 34 5
1410 A drink before a crowd gathers? 1.2839 0.04554 155 120 26 9
1411 Remember, bad tips can go both ways. 1.2839 0.04554 155 120 26 9
1412 You'll have to come in to get your order, I'm afraid of heights. 1.2839 0.04170 155 116 34 5
1413 My apologies sir, but next time you may want to try using "Open Table." 1.2839 0.04366 155 118 30 7
1414 May I recommend something light? 1.2839 0.04554 155 120 26 9
1415 Perhaps you may have wished to tip the maitre 1.2839 0.04554 155 120 26 9
1416 This takes haute cuisine to a whole new level. 1.2839 0.04068 155 115 36 4
1417 If you are done complaining about the gluten free and vegan options, chef said you can come out of time out... 1.2839 0.04269 155 117 32 6
1418 The only qualification to an otherwise outstanding al fresco experience is that our insurance company will only allow one glass of wine at this table. 1.2839 0.04170 155 116 34 5
1419 No one told me how dangerous dating in our 30s would be. 1.2839 0.04269 155 117 32 6
1420 I didn’t think it necessary to stipulated which side of the window I wanted a table. 1.2839 0.04269 155 117 32 6
1421 The squab is especially fresh here. 1.2839 0.04554 155 120 26 9
1422 We like to provide an authentic early bird experience. 1.2839 0.04269 155 117 32 6
1423 Glad we could fit you in, this is our last seating" 1.2839 0.04554 155 120 26 9
1424 may I suggest our mai-tais. They come with little parachutes. 1.2839 0.04170 155 116 34 5
1425 18 plus 6% for the fireman... 1.2839 0.04170 155 116 34 5
1426 May I ask, "Who are your next of kin?" 1.2839 0.04735 155 122 22 11
1427 Try not to drop your fork this time 1.2839 0.04170 155 116 34 5
1428 Look. All I said was that 15% seemed a lot for service. 1.2839 0.04170 155 116 34 5
1429 If you prefer, we can move you closer to the sidewalk. 1.2839 0.04366 155 118 30 7
1430 The pigeon is to die for ! 1.2839 0.04461 155 119 28 8
1431 A couple of things you should know about me. I handle rejection poorly and I like to plan ahead." 1.2839 0.04822 155 123 20 12
1432 NEXT TIME TIP THE WAITER 1.2839 0.04461 155 119 28 8
1433 Let's see, what's to die for? 1.2839 0.04461 155 119 28 8
1434 This is our most excluded table. 1.2839 0.04366 155 118 30 7
1435 Hope you're enjoying the smoking seating. 1.2839 0.04366 155 118 30 7
1436 Is this edgy enough for you? 1.2838 0.04184 148 110 34 4
1437 I suggest you tip this time. 1.2821 0.04529 156 121 26 9
1438 The Top of the 666s has sure gone downhill since you-know-who bought the building! 1.2821 0.04619 156 122 24 10
1439 A better table just opened up in the restroom. 1.2821 0.04342 156 119 30 7
1440 "I am going to go out a ledge here and suggest our soup of the day to start." 1.2821 0.04619 156 122 24 10
1441 This is not what I had in mind when you said we would be dining Al Fresco. 1.2821 0.04342 156 119 30 7
1442 you asked for a view of the skyline. 1.2819 0.04268 149 112 32 5
1443 Let's ask him for the inside menu 1.2819 0.04268 149 112 32 5
1444 Le maître d' would like to know if zee cheapskates find their table agréable. 1.2810 0.04296 153 116 31 6
1445 Of course, sir. I’ll bring you another fork once I’ve checked on the screaming from the downstairs table. 1.2810 0.04395 153 117 29 7
1446 We wanted to go out on a limb when ordering but that table was taken. 1.2810 0.04491 153 118 27 8
1447 I recommend our fresh wings. 1.2810 0.04194 153 115 33 5
1448 Your table is the only remaining smoking section in the city. 1.2810 0.04091 153 114 35 4
1449 You demanded a window seat, you got a window seat. 1.2810 0.04679 153 120 23 10
1450 Oui! Ze erroir is Trip Advisor. We are "Ledgy", not "Edgy" 1.2810 0.04491 153 118 27 8
1451 Please note, meals and gratuity are to be paid prior to the consuming of any cocktails. 1.2810 0.04395 153 117 29 7
1452 You two seem edgy... 1.2810 0.04395 153 117 29 7
1453 Living on the edge starts with dinner, Helen. 1.2810 0.04395 153 117 29 7
1454 You asked to be away from the kitchen. 1.2810 0.04395 153 117 29 7
1455 It seems you neglected to tip the maitre d' this evening. 1.2810 0.04395 153 117 29 7
1456 May I suggest that your martinis be stirred, not shaken. 1.2810 0.04491 153 118 27 8
1457 It was nice of them to honor our request for an outside table with a view. 1.2810 0.04491 153 118 27 8
1458 Well the food here isn’t so good but the view is nice 1.2810 0.04091 153 114 35 4
1459 We told you Al Fresco is the chef's name, but you kept insisting you wanted to sit outside. 1.2810 0.04586 153 119 25 9
1460 This is the "Yelp Elite" table; enabling guests to simultaneously review food and look down on people. 1.2810 0.04770 153 121 21 11
1461 Might I suggest the roast pigeon, with white wine and charlotte potatoes. 1.2810 0.04296 153 116 31 6
1462 For the last time. If you dont order anything, I'm going to have to ask you to leave 1.2810 0.04586 153 119 25 9
1463 You did say, 'Table by the window,' no? 1.2810 0.04395 153 117 29 7
1464 Well, you said you wanted edgy. 1.2810 0.04194 153 115 33 5
1465 The pigeon is locally grown. 1.2810 0.04491 153 118 27 8
1466 Really? I thought your review said inside was ‘too stuffy.’ 1.2810 0.04491 153 118 27 8
1467 His hands are so small, why do I keep choosing these guys. 1.2810 0.04296 153 116 31 6
1468 Chef Bourdain's mantra, dine on the edge. 1.2810 0.04296 153 116 31 6
1469 You still have to tip. 1.2810 0.04491 153 118 27 8
1470 You did request a corner table. 1.2810 0.04296 153 116 31 6
1471 I suggest tipping the maitre d' next time. 1.2810 0.04296 153 116 31 6
1472 I Think I'll have the Pigeon 1.2810 0.04491 153 118 27 8
1473 What? You specified outside and far from both the kitchen and the lavatory. 1.2810 0.04586 153 119 25 9
1474 The ultimate 'edgy' dining experience. 1.2810 0.03984 153 113 37 3
1475 We call it extreme al fresco dining 1.2810 0.04491 153 118 27 8
1476 We've run out of pigeon. 1.2808 0.04427 146 111 29 6
1477 We’ll take a rain check. 1.2800 0.04646 150 117 24 9
1478 The specials will 'blow you away' 1.2800 0.04741 150 118 22 10
1479 It's the edgiest dining experience in town. 1.2800 0.04243 150 113 32 5
1480 For your next visit, I suggest making a reservation. 1.2800 0.04347 150 114 30 6
1481 When I said,"Let's try some place a little more edgy..." 1.2800 0.04449 150 115 28 7
1482 It's our take on take out. 1.2800 0.04449 150 115 28 7
1483 Our special today is Pigeon Tatar. 1.2800 0.04646 150 117 24 9
1484 Something edgy this evening? 1.2800 0.04347 150 114 30 6
1485 I think he remembers your last tip. 1.2800 0.04549 150 116 26 8
1486 Everything here is carry out. 1.2800 0.04741 150 118 22 10
1487 We only accept cash, paid in advance. 1.2800 0.04347 150 114 30 6
1488 You may want to avoid choosing from the fall menu items. 1.2800 0.04136 150 112 34 4
1489 They did say they were at the leading edge of culinary delight. 1.2800 0.04549 150 116 26 8
1490 You're the king of reservations, Harry. 1.2800 0.04926 150 120 18 12
1491 Would you care for sparkling, tap, or rain water? 1.2800 0.04449 150 115 28 7
1492 Of course the prices are sky high! 1.2800 0.04243 150 113 32 5
1493 No wonder it was so easy to get a reservation! 1.2800 0.04347 150 114 30 6
1494 This place is ledgendery 1.2800 0.04449 150 115 28 7
1495 Next time I will make the reservations! 1.2800 0.04449 150 115 28 7
1496 We seat our guests based on their Yelp reviews. 1.2800 0.04549 150 116 26 8
1497 We do offer limited outdoor seating for those who don't have a fear of heights. 1.2800 0.04549 150 116 26 8
1498 Are you still sure you would not like to sit at the bar? 1.2800 0.04243 150 113 32 5
1499 No crumbs please. The pigeons will swarm. 1.2800 0.04449 150 115 28 7
1500 This certainly is a little out of the way place. 1.2800 0.04646 150 117 24 9
1501 Dine and dash at your peril. 1.2800 0.04549 150 116 26 8
1502 Oh, so you’re the couple who requested outside seating 1.2800 0.04243 150 113 32 5
1503 Your tipping history is pretty well known hereabouts. 1.2800 0.04243 150 113 32 5
1504 Your food is coming right up. 1.2800 0.04449 150 115 28 7
1505 My advice...look at the menu. Not down. 1.2800 0.04449 150 115 28 7
1506 Go ahead. Ask for ketchup again. 1.2792 0.04466 154 119 27 8
1507 I miss the days when we could just smoke inside 1.2789 0.04294 147 111 31 5
1508 Would you like water or just to wait for the rain? 1.2789 0.04608 147 114 25 8
1509 Today's specials are: Ledge of Lamb, Smogged Salmon and the Jump Fish. May I recommend the sauteed pigeon, which is very fresh, to start? 1.2789 0.04294 147 111 31 5
1510 No I found this place on “Air” B&B 1.2789 0.04071 147 109 35 3
1511 Oh, I guess the restaurant's okay, but don't you find it just a bit edgy, Rupert? 1.2789 0.03955 147 108 37 2
1512 The Perch is fantastic tonight! 1.2781 0.04619 151 118 24 9
1513 Next time read the fine print on the Groupon. 1.2781 0.04423 151 116 28 7
1514 Actually, at those prices, we prefer the term: Squab. 1.2781 0.04322 151 115 30 6
1515 Is there a problem with our ledgendary al fresco dining experience? 1.2781 0.04423 151 116 28 7
1516 Admittedly, our rooftop view isn't for everyone. 1.2781 0.04522 151 117 26 8
1517 Yes, this restaurant is on the cutting ledge of rooftop dining... 1.2770 0.04479 148 114 27 7
1518 I might advise against the squab, sir. Pigeons are actually quite a bit more perceptive than most people realize. 1.2770 0.04375 148 113 29 6
1519 The review says this bistro is wonderfully "edgy." 1.2770 0.04479 148 114 27 7
1520 you're fortunate we had a rather sudden availability on the table. I think the EMT's are finishing up down on the sidewalk now. 1.2770 0.04375 148 113 29 6
1521 The pigeon is very fresh this evening. 1.2770 0.04048 148 110 35 3
1522 I'm the dumbwaiter. 1.2770 0.04872 148 118 19 11
1523 I guess you can still get a table in the city. 1.2770 0.04479 148 114 27 7
1524 I hope you enjoy our new terrace dining. 1.2770 0.04479 148 114 27 7
1525 How much should we tip? 1.2770 0.04375 148 113 29 6
1526 Our special tonight is locally sourced free-range squab. 1.2770 0.04479 148 114 27 7
1527 We used to have a strolling violinist but he got carried away with Rondo Capriccioso 1.2770 0.04680 148 116 23 9
1528 I'm fine. I said agoraphobia, not acrophobia. 1.2770 0.04269 148 112 31 5
1529 The special today is locally sourced pigeon in a French sorrel sauce. 1.2770 0.04375 148 113 29 6
1530 Then you shouldn’t have said, ‘next available’.” 1.2770 0.04269 148 112 31 5
1531 You can fart all you want out here. 1.2770 0.04375 148 113 29 6
1532 This evening the chef recommends the pigeon, which, of course, is locally raised. 1.2770 0.04269 148 112 31 5
1533 Honey, this restaurant may be too edgy for me. 1.2770 0.04580 148 115 25 8
1534 And did I mention... we only take cash. 1.2770 0.04375 148 113 29 6
1535 Smile, the Johnsons can see us. 1.2770 0.04375 148 113 29 6
1536 Do you think the waiter's pushy? 1.2770 0.04872 148 118 19 11
1537 May I suggest chicken wings, sir? 1.2770 0.04375 148 113 29 6
1538 After all, you said it was an edgy new restaurant. 1.2770 0.04375 148 113 29 6
1539 The chef’s special tonight is pigeon. 1.2770 0.04269 148 112 31 5
1540 At least we didn’t have to wait long for the table. 1.2770 0.04375 148 113 29 6
1541 I think we'd be inviting trouble with the peanut appetizer. 1.2770 0.04680 148 116 23 9
1542 May I assume this is to go? 1.2770 0.04580 148 115 25 8
1543 The squab is local. 1.2770 0.04375 148 113 29 6
1544 The restroom? Walk along the ledge, up the drainpipe and over the eave. 1.2770 0.04580 148 115 25 8
1545 You asked for edgy. 1.2770 0.04479 148 114 27 7
1546 The special is pigeon. 1.2770 0.04375 148 113 29 6
1547 Allegedly, it’s the best place in town . 1.2770 0.04375 148 113 29 6
1548 What part of ' Make a reservation' sill confuses you? 1.2770 0.04479 148 114 27 7
1549 It's the best we can do when you're late but still insist on a table by the window. 1.2770 0.04375 148 113 29 6
1550 A-ledge-dly, THIS is the new al fresco dining craze,! 1.2770 0.04375 148 113 29 6
1551 That toupee isn't fooling anyone, Mr. Miller. 1.2770 0.04580 148 115 25 8
1552 Don't mind the pigeon in your crotch, he likes the warmth. 1.2770 0.04375 148 113 29 6
1553 But this table has a breathtaking view. Allegedly. 1.2770 0.04375 148 113 29 6
1554 We felt we had to respond to the demand for Dining on the Edge. 1.2770 0.04269 148 112 31 5
1555 Our chef is known for his edgy menu. 1.2770 0.04160 148 111 33 4
1556 May I recommend the Ledge Salad? 1.2770 0.04375 148 113 29 6
1557 You said you wanted a high end restaurant experience. 1.2770 0.04269 148 112 31 5
1558 Let me know if you'd like the bug spray. 1.2770 0.04375 148 113 29 6
1559 Maybe you should have tipped better last time. 1.2752 0.04349 149 114 29 6
1560 The pigeon-under-glass is superb! 1.2752 0.04652 149 117 23 9
1561 It's haute cuisine. 1.2740 0.04403 146 112 28 6
1562 Why did he give us the Last Supper menu ? 1.2740 0.04613 146 114 24 8
1563 Of course the prices are high... 1.2740 0.04294 146 111 30 5
1564 I thought you said we were going out on a limb. 1.2740 0.04403 146 112 28 6
1565 The braised pigeon is lovely, locally sourced from this ledge earlier today" 1.2740 0.04403 146 112 28 6
1566 This is where we seat journalists here at Trump International 1.2740 0.04509 146 113 26 7
1567 I’m in the mood for something edgy. 1.2740 0.04714 146 115 22 9
1568 You said first available table. 1.2740 0.04068 146 109 34 3
1569 I suggest the tenderloin. It pairs quite well with a fall to one's death. 1.2740 0.04613 146 114 24 8
1570 Your early bird dinners should be arriving soon. 1.2740 0.04294 146 111 30 5
1571 Everything just looks so good from here! 1.2740 0.04403 146 112 28 6
1572 We also have a fabulous rooftop bar. 1.2740 0.04294 146 111 30 5
1573 Yes, there is a glitch in the new reservation app. 1.2740 0.04403 146 112 28 6
1574 Head room we have. Leg room not so much. 1.2740 0.04509 146 113 26 7
1575 We’re especially well known for our pigeon-to-table. 1.2740 0.04509 146 113 26 7
1576 Private enough for you? 1.2740 0.04403 146 112 28 6
1577 The coupon technically only said 'rooftop seating'; it specified nothing else. 1.2740 0.04403 146 112 28 6
1578 Tonight's special is terror, glazed with a hint of west wind, and finished with a note of car horns. 1.2740 0.04714 146 115 22 9
1579 And today's catch is pigeon. 1.2740 0.04294 146 111 30 5
1580 Betty, Nice to finally meet your new husband. I'll be right back with your drinks and try to be careful this time! 1.2740 0.04403 146 112 28 6
1581 Our squab is the freshest in town. 1.2740 0.04403 146 112 28 6
1582 If you think this is the worst seating we have, then check out our back of the house 1.2740 0.04294 146 111 30 5
1583 The chicken tastes like pigeon. 1.2740 0.04613 146 114 24 8
1584 I'm gonna go out on a ledge and assume you won't be ordering dessert. 1.2740 0.04613 146 114 24 8
1585 The food here used to be good, but it really fell off 1.2740 0.04294 146 111 30 5
1586 Unfortunately I’ll have to answer any wine questions. Our sommelier is acrophobic. 1.2740 0.04509 146 113 26 7
1587 May I suggest the ledge-to-table oven-roasted squab pigeon? 1.2740 0.04613 146 114 24 8
1588 Yes, the pigeon is quite fresh--it's actually caught right on-site. 1.2740 0.04613 146 114 24 8
1589 Don't look now. Or ever, really. It's a terrifying view. 1.2740 0.04509 146 113 26 7
1590 Everything on the menus is simply to die for. 1.2740 0.04068 146 109 34 3
1591 May I recommend the roasted pigeon? It’s very fresh. 1.2740 0.04294 146 111 30 5
1592 They're known for a new level of al fresco dining." 1.2740 0.04509 146 113 26 7
1593 Kind of a narrow selection,but lots of atmosphere. 1.2740 0.04183 146 110 32 4
1594 I recommend the organic, ledge-to-table pigeon soup. 1.2740 0.04183 146 110 32 4
1595 Might I suggest our locally sourced seared pigeon? 1.2740 0.04403 146 112 28 6
1596 May I tell you about our fall specials? 1.2740 0.04613 146 114 24 8
1597 I thought The Ledge was an odd name for a restaurant. 1.2740 0.03951 146 108 36 2
1598 To be clear, Madam, it was the vote of the kitchen. 1.2740 0.04509 146 113 26 7
1599 May I suggest that Monsieur make a reservation next time? 1.2740 0.04403 146 112 28 6
1600 The chef is raising en plein air to the level of performance art. 1.2740 0.04403 146 112 28 6
1601 No sir, this isn't the 'first date' section, it's the 'this isn't going to work out' section. 1.2740 0.04068 146 109 34 3
1602 “Hey, it got great reviews for ‘Edgy Cuisine’.” 1.2740 0.04509 146 113 26 7
1603 Would you like to start with dessert? 1.2740 0.04613 146 114 24 8
1604 I told you the drinks are on the house. 1.2740 0.04509 146 113 26 7
1605 The steak is to die for, obviously. 1.2740 0.04403 146 112 28 6
1606 You said you wanted the table furthest away from the kitchen. 1.2740 0.04403 146 112 28 6
1607 This evening, Chef recommends the fish, wasabi potatoes and not looking down. 1.2740 0.04714 146 115 22 9
1608 Remember this, we are at the 'cutting edge' of gastronomy. 1.2740 0.04403 146 112 28 6
1609 I’m going out on a ledge here, but you should order the special. 1.2740 0.04509 146 113 26 7
1610 You said as far away from the kitchen as possible.. 1.2740 0.04183 146 110 32 4
1611 No duck...Just pigeon. Lots of pigeon. 1.2740 0.04294 146 111 30 5
1612 Our special today is ledge-to-table pigeon. 1.2740 0.04509 146 113 26 7
1613 Was it worth the wait for an outside table? 1.2740 0.04509 146 113 26 7
1614 Tonight we’re serving free-range fowl, not necessarily chicken. 1.2740 0.04183 146 110 32 4
1615 I'm sorry, we don't offer cocktails on the outer balcony 1.2740 0.04403 146 112 28 6
1616 See anything you like? 1.2740 0.04183 146 110 32 4
1617 Didn’t you ask for our most private table? 1.2740 0.04068 146 109 34 3
1618 Don't worry. If you fall off, there's no charge. 1.2740 0.04714 146 115 22 9
1619 Isn’t it nice to try out a more edgy restaurant for a change. 1.2740 0.04294 146 111 30 5
1620 The wine and appetizer will be delivered by drone in 3 minutes. 1.2740 0.04294 146 111 30 5
1621 I wonder what's with the all pigeon menu? 1.2740 0.04294 146 111 30 5
1622 The special today is parachute. 1.2740 0.05005 146 118 16 12
1623 I don't recommend ordering side dishes. 1.2740 0.04403 146 112 28 6
1624 Marion, darling, I am a little cramped. Could you just scoot your chair back a tad"? ....Norman Bate 1.2740 0.04509 146 113 26 7
1625 Yes, the squab is very fresh indeed---several of them were caught on that very table just a few minutes ago! 1.2740 0.04509 146 113 26 7
1626 The pigeon is fresh. 1.2740 0.04403 146 112 28 6
1627 Sir, this is as far from the kitchen as we can go. 1.2740 0.04294 146 111 30 5
1628 A special night out? 1.2740 0.04068 146 109 34 3
1629 They say the squab is locally sourced 1.2740 0.04294 146 111 30 5
1630 You did request the scenic view 1.2740 0.03951 146 108 36 2
1631 Let's cut to the chase: one of us is getting tipped tonight, and you'd better hope it's me. 1.2740 0.04509 146 113 26 7
1632 Your Mom wanted you two love birds to have a private dinner" 1.2740 0.04613 146 114 24 8
1633 I guess this is the "on the edge" culinary experience the guidebook talked baout! 1.2740 0.04509 146 113 26 7
1634 At the moment we are out of the Squab, but keep your eyes open. 1.2740 0.04509 146 113 26 7
1635 Oh Yes! Our roast pigeon is quite fresh! 1.2740 0.04183 146 110 32 4
1636 We only serve takeout. 1.2740 0.04509 146 113 26 7
1637 Of course, all flambé tableside service will be suspended. 1.2740 0.04509 146 113 26 7
1638 Squab? Yes sir. It's our specialty. 1.2740 0.04403 146 112 28 6
1639 Welcome to our ledge to table dining experience. 1.2740 0.04613 146 114 24 8
1640 We no longer serve alcohol to those dining at our outside tables. 1.2740 0.04403 146 112 28 6
1641 Do you need a little time to decide? 1.2740 0.04509 146 113 26 7
1642 The last time here, I forgot to leave a tip. 1.2740 0.04403 146 112 28 6
1643 To be honest, we don't know if l'Edge is even French. 1.2740 0.04509 146 113 26 7
1644 Our brave al fresco table placement reduces the number of unpaid tabs. 1.2740 0.04294 146 111 30 5
1645 It wasn't quite what I envisioned when you said dinner would dine al fresco. 1.2740 0.04183 146 110 32 4
1646 Would you like to hear about the Early Bird specials? 1.2740 0.04403 146 112 28 6
1647 Yes sir, I assure you this is how they do it in Paris. 1.2740 0.04183 146 110 32 4
1648 On second thought, I'd rather sit at the bar. 1.2740 0.04294 146 111 30 5
1649 Chef tells me we are sold out of the pigeon, unless you can catch one. 1.2740 0.04509 146 113 26 7
1650 I did tell you that this was a really edgy place. 1.2740 0.04403 146 112 28 6
1651 We're the only restaurant that still has a smoking section. 1.2740 0.04714 146 115 22 9
1652 I had no idea this place was so edgy 1.2740 0.04294 146 111 30 5
1653 Our specials include anything that lands on your table. 1.2740 0.04509 146 113 26 7
1654 I trust this is far enough away from the kitchen door. Can I interest either of you in a cocktail? 1.2740 0.04294 146 111 30 5
1655 The other guests found your conversation to be boring. 1.2740 0.04509 146 113 26 7
1656 For our special tonight we have pole caught pigeon, smoked lightly over the fire escape and finished with a pizza rat jus reduction. 1.2740 0.04509 146 113 26 7
1657 May I suggest the buffet? 1.2740 0.04183 146 110 32 4
1658 You did request a table with a panoramic view. 1.2740 0.04068 146 109 34 3
1659 I might suggest a larger tip to the Maitre D' on your next visit... 1.2740 0.04294 146 111 30 5
1660 Is monsieur far enough away from ze kitchen now? 1.2740 0.04294 146 111 30 5
1661 The mariachi band will be coming to your table as soon as we get their parachutes on. 1.2740 0.04403 146 112 28 6
1662 I told you not to put so much perfume on! 1.2740 0.04509 146 113 26 7
1663 This is our smoking section, sir. 1.2740 0.04294 146 111 30 5
1664 At least we are nowhere near the kitchen. 1.2740 0.04509 146 113 26 7
1665 You insisted on a window seat, you got a window seat! 1.2740 0.04183 146 110 32 4
1666 Well, I’m certainly not ordering the Chef’s Surprise. 1.2740 0.04613 146 114 24 8
1667 The chef recommends the squab, of course. 1.2740 0.04509 146 113 26 7
1668 Don't look up! Our pigeon soup has arrived! 1.2740 0.04294 146 111 30 5
1669 Might I recommend the Cornice Hen? 1.2721 0.04377 147 113 28 6
1670 This table sometimes gets a bit drafty. If you get cold, I'll be happy to close the window for you. 1.2721 0.04377 147 113 28 6
1671 John and Claire's final attempt to 'bring a little excitement' back to their marriage. 1.2721 0.04482 147 114 26 7
1672 We have nothing further away from the kitchen. 1.2721 0.04377 147 113 28 6
1673 - if you don´t tip me, i´ll tip you. 1.2714 0.04516 140 108 26 6
1674 And, tonight's chef's special is squab under glass 1.2708 0.04431 144 111 27 6
1675 I thought they meant the *food* pushed the dining experience to the edge. 1.2708 0.04431 144 111 27 6
1676 I would save your complaints for the entrees. 1.2708 0.04431 144 111 27 6
1677 If you like the ambiance, you'll love the presentation. 1.2708 0.04540 144 112 25 7
1678 Hmm....I think I'll take the free range pigeon, freshly caught and prepared tableside... 1.2708 0.04645 144 113 23 8
1679 The squab is perhaps a bit more local than you care to imagine. 1.2708 0.04540 144 112 25 7
1680 and, TripAdvisor gives it 5 stars for the view. 1.2708 0.04207 144 109 31 4
1681 At least it is not raining. 1.2708 0.04320 144 110 29 5
1682 They are very rude here, but the atmosphere is great and the food is OK. More important is that its a good break from my work cubicle." 1.2708 0.04540 144 112 25 7
1683 Most people seem to LIKE our "Dining under the stars" experience. 1.2708 0.04207 144 109 31 4
1684 Will that be one parachute or two? 1.2708 0.04320 144 110 29 5
1685 It's the latest rage in adventure eating 1.2708 0.04431 144 111 27 6
1686 The good news is that your above the awning. 1.2708 0.03716 144 105 39 0
1687 Perhaps something from the bar? You both seem to be on edge tonight. 1.2708 0.04540 144 112 25 7
1688 He's waiting for us to tip. 1.2708 0.04645 144 113 23 8
1689 Yes, but not as dangerous as ordering the steak tartare. 1.2708 0.04207 144 109 31 4
1690 I'm sorry, the previous guests ordered the last wings. 1.2708 0.04645 144 113 23 8
1691 Really, you don't think this place is too edgy? 1.2708 0.04207 144 109 31 4
1692 Chef believes, in order to fully taste the pigeon, first you must become the pigeon. 1.2708 0.04320 144 110 29 5
1693 We provide alfresco dining at the highest level!. 1.2708 0.04320 144 110 29 5
1694 I'm Ron, your police negotiator. Have you decided yet? 1.2708 0.04645 144 113 23 8
1695 The scallops go very well with fear. But if you are feeling more terrified this evening, the soul meuniere is less filling and more last-mealy." 1.2708 0.04850 144 115 19 10
1696 You ordered al fresco, well ya got al fresco! 1.2708 0.04431 144 111 27 6
1697 Who the hell are you people? How did you get up here? 1.2708 0.04949 144 116 17 11
1698 The restroom is just around the corner 1.2708 0.04645 144 113 23 8
1699 The old menu was done in French but somehow Pidgin English made more sense. 1.2708 0.04540 144 112 25 7
1700 So, how’s that new WhiteHouse job working out for you? 1.2708 0.04320 144 110 29 5
1701 Dining al fresco can be exhilarating. 1.2708 0.04540 144 112 25 7
1702 Would you like to hear our spatials? 1.2695 0.04599 141 110 24 7
1703 The fresh catch of the day is Squab 1.2695 0.04488 141 109 26 6
1704 What do you mean 'is the pigeon fresh'" 1.2695 0.04599 141 110 24 7
1705 Since you have taken their spot, might I suggest the squab. 1.2695 0.04708 141 111 22 8
1706 I recommend the wild caught squab, we get it fresh daily. 1.2695 0.04011 141 105 34 2
1707 May I suggest our house specialty, the Ledge of Lamb? 1.2695 0.04488 141 109 26 6
1708 The pigeon sounds good. 1.2695 0.04488 141 109 26 6
1709 S'il vous plait, the window closes in 15 minutes. 1.2695 0.04599 141 110 24 7
1710 Stick to vegetable dishes, Folks. This is condor country. 1.2695 0.04599 141 110 24 7
1711 No, sir, I'm afraid that the little umbrellas would be inadequate in the event of an unfortunate incident. 1.2695 0.04815 141 112 20 9
1712 Will you be wanting an entree after High Tea? 1.2695 0.04599 141 110 24 7
1713 Let's eat till we drop! 1.2695 0.04374 141 108 28 5
1714 Honey, I just dropped my knife. 1.2695 0.04256 141 107 30 4
1715 May I interest you in a beta blocker? 1.2695 0.04708 141 111 22 8
1716 May I suggest a well-balanced wine with your dinner? 1.2695 0.04256 141 107 30 4
1717 This evening we are introducing our Fall menu. 1.2695 0.04488 141 109 26 6
1718 Unfortunately, we are all out of sides tonight." 1.2695 0.04599 141 110 24 7
1719 The Precipice" High Concept Restaurant - Haute Cuisine, really 1.2695 0.04815 141 112 20 9
1720 The diver scallops are hit or miss. 1.2695 0.04256 141 107 30 4
1721 Their smoking section gets worse and worse! 1.2695 0.04708 141 111 22 8
1722 Bienvenue au cafe pigeon. Can I start you off with bread? 1.2695 0.04488 141 109 26 6
1723 Our special today is wild-caught local pigeon. 1.2695 0.04256 141 107 30 4
1724 would you like to see our take out menu? 1.2695 0.04374 141 108 28 5
1725 Is our smoking section not to your liking? 1.2695 0.04374 141 108 28 5
1726 I'll prepare your order to go. 1.2695 0.04708 141 111 22 8
1727 My apologies, folks, but we are no longer permitted to serve alcohol on the patio. 1.2695 0.04374 141 108 28 5
1728 I wouldn't recommend anything too heavy. 1.2695 0.04374 141 108 28 5
1729 The pigeon is especially fresh. 1.2695 0.04256 141 107 30 4
1730 The prices are pretty steep, here. 1.2695 0.03750 141 103 38 0
1731 AirBnb with an AirRestaurant. What will they think of next? 1.2695 0.04256 141 107 30 4
1732 Our special today is Free Range Pigeon. Locally sourced. 1.2695 0.04488 141 109 26 6
1733 You know, these hipster restaurants are getting to be a bit too much. 1.2695 0.04599 141 110 24 7
1734 Our wine flights are to die for. 1.2695 0.04488 141 109 26 6
1735 You are the one that said you liked high-end dining. 1.2695 0.04374 141 108 28 5
1736 Actually, not everything on the menu is to die for. 1.2695 0.04488 141 109 26 6
1737 At this table, we limit you to one glass of wine. 1.2695 0.04256 141 107 30 4
1738 You did ask for alfresco dining with a great view! 1.2695 0.04374 141 108 28 5
1739 I recommend the buffet. 1.2690 0.04512 145 113 25 7
1740 Is that alfresco enough? 1.2690 0.04512 145 113 25 7
1741 Word travels fast, don't even think of telling him your wallets in the car. 1.2681 0.04429 138 106 27 5
1742 and after dessert you can take a selfie with Dealey Plaza and the grassy knoll in the background 1.2681 0.04308 138 105 29 4
1743 Please be aware that if you should drop your knife or fork, you may see an extra charge on your bill - for manslaughter. 1.2676 0.04230 142 108 30 4
1744 The New Yorker review said we were 'edgy'." 1.2676 0.04460 142 110 26 6
1745 The pigeon tartar is very fresh. 1.2676 0.04571 142 111 24 7
1746 Would you prefer the non smoking area? 1.2676 0.04460 142 110 26 6
1747 Mmm. What goes with guano? 1.2676 0.04230 142 108 30 4
1748 I take it you didn’t tip the maitre’d 1.2676 0.04679 142 112 22 8
1749 When you said the restaurant was edgy, I thought you were referring to the food. 1.2676 0.04230 142 108 30 4
1750 'You OK? You Seem Edgy.' 1.2676 0.04679 142 112 22 8
1751 If you drop your utensil, we have to charge you $5. And the NYPD could charge you with involuntary manslaughter. 1.2676 0.04888 142 114 18 10
1752 The chef recommends the pigeon in tarragon jellly 1.2676 0.04888 142 114 18 10
1753 You did request a table with a view of the city 1.2676 0.04111 142 107 32 3
1754 I have to pee, what should I do? 1.2676 0.04679 142 112 22 8
1755 Would you care to hear about our locally caught squab? 1.2676 0.04230 142 108 30 4
1756 May I suggest a farm-to-drone-to-table appetizer to start? 1.2676 0.04679 142 112 22 8
1757 Sir, is this enough fresh air for you at last?? 1.2676 0.04347 142 109 28 5
1758 What did you expect when you came to The Ledge Restaurant? 1.2676 0.04679 142 112 22 8
1759 Unfortunately, we're all afraid of heights, but the owner's cat will be out with your order shortly. 1.2676 0.04111 142 107 32 3
1760 Be that as it may sir, we will be serving you from the right side 1.2676 0.04347 142 109 28 5
1761 I love your idea of a risky relationship honey 1.2676 0.04460 142 110 26 6
1762 How’s that “dining al fresco” working for you? 1.2676 0.04784 142 113 20 9
1763 I'm going out on a ledge here, but I think you'll really like the chefs special tonight. 1.2676 0.04230 142 108 30 4
1764 Really helps distract from the feeling of impending doom, don’t you think? 1.2676 0.03987 142 106 34 2
1765 Thanks for staying at our AirBnB. This is the rooftop dining event. Mom’s cooking the specials in the kitchen. 1.2676 0.04679 142 112 22 8
1766 So this is what they meant by "edgy". 1.2676 0.04347 142 109 28 5
1767 I'd recommend the fish, and not looking down. 1.2676 0.04347 142 109 28 5
1768 Here at Cafe Al Fresco, besides the pasta, we specialize in wills and estate planning. 1.2676 0.04571 142 111 24 7
1769 Leave a tip this time. 1.2676 0.04347 142 109 28 5
1770 The chef recommends that you sit still while I order the crane. 1.2676 0.04460 142 110 26 6
1771 Crap. I forgot the ring. 1.2676 0.04571 142 111 24 7
1772 I don’t care how crowded they are, I reserved a table by the window. 1.2676 0.04460 142 110 26 6
1773 And I'd like to draw especial attention to the liability waiver included with the drinks menu. 1.2676 0.04460 142 110 26 6
1774 Maybe we should not have asked for outdoor seating." 1.2676 0.04230 142 108 30 4
1775 Would you like a little umbrella in your drink? 1.2676 0.04460 142 110 26 6
1776 The Xanax is very popular tonight. 1.2676 0.04460 142 110 26 6
1777 Correct! All dishes revolve around locally sourced, free-range pigeon. 1.2676 0.04571 142 111 24 7
1778 You did ask for a private table. 1.2676 0.04460 142 110 26 6
1779 How do you feel about leaving me no tip now? 1.2676 0.04460 142 110 26 6
1780 As I recall , you specifically requested an out of the way table. 1.2676 0.04460 142 110 26 6
1781 The squab is free range. 1.2676 0.04460 142 110 26 6
1782 When we say, "it's on the house", we mean it! 1.2676 0.04347 142 109 28 5
1783 The souffle will blow you away. 1.2662 0.04632 139 109 23 7
1784 Gulp! What does "fall tasting menu" mean? 1.2662 0.04157 139 105 31 3
1785 I'm afraid the service only goes down from here. 1.2662 0.04281 139 106 29 4
1786 May I suggest the Bird drop soup appetizer 1.2662 0.04401 139 107 27 5
1787 Don't worry for now. The pigeons only fly this high for dessert. 1.2662 0.04632 139 109 23 7
1788 Welcome to Cafe Trump! You have the table with the best view and BTW most items on our menu are untrue. 1.2662 0.04743 139 110 21 8
1789 Your durian will be here shortly. 1.2662 0.04632 139 109 23 7
1790 Our dessert menu is 'ledge'ndary 1.2662 0.04401 139 107 27 5
1791 Sorry, I can't bring the menus until you've signed the waivers. 1.2662 0.04632 139 109 23 7
1792 le pigeon is complimentary and will arrive momentarily. 1.2662 0.04743 139 110 21 8
1793 Try not to drop any silverware. And oh by the way, the special today is pigeons. 1.2662 0.04401 139 107 27 5
1794 When Siri makes your reservation for a gable for two 1.2662 0.04958 139 112 17 10
1795 Our chicken is farm to table. Our table is indoors to ledge. 1.2662 0.04518 139 108 25 6
1796 In the event of rain, we ask that you use the fire escape so as not to drip on our hardwood floors 1.2662 0.04518 139 108 25 6
1797 Master Bruce, I'll say it again: If you come back inside, I PROMISE to keep an eye out for the signal. 1.2662 0.04852 139 111 19 9
1798 Harold, I know we are on a tight budget but we don't go out that often. You should have tipped the maitre d' and helped me with my chair. Can you see my purse? 1.2662 0.04518 139 108 25 6
1799 You're just in time for our early bird's-eye view special. 1.2662 0.04632 139 109 23 7
1800 Dinner to die for 1.2662 0.04518 139 108 25 6
1801 I asked for a table is by the window. Who knew? 1.2662 0.04281 139 106 29 4
1802 If you have a quick hand, there's also a fresh squab special. 1.2662 0.04518 139 108 25 6
1803 Tonight's special is squab. 1.2662 0.04518 139 108 25 6
1804 Would you like some peanuts to feed the pigeons while you look over the menu? 1.2662 0.04632 139 109 23 7
1805 The special tonight is “Ledge to Table “ squab. 1.2662 0.04518 139 108 25 6
1806 Look on the bright side: You can pass gas out here and nobody will notice except yourselves. 1.2662 0.04401 139 107 27 5
1807 If you find the wine list unsatisfactory, please feel free to jump to your deaths. 1.2662 0.04958 139 112 17 10
1808 Perhaps this evening is turning into a dangerous liaison...May I suggest, starting with dessert? 1.2662 0.04852 139 111 19 9
1809 Is there anything you'd like me to start to off you with? 1.2662 0.04632 139 109 23 7
1810 I recommend the strip steak. The pigeons hate it. 1.2662 0.04281 139 106 29 4
1811 Feel free to help yourselves to the buffet table just around the corner 1.2643 0.04373 140 108 27 5
1812 Yes, sir, the pigeon is quite fresh. 1.2643 0.04602 140 110 23 7
1813 I don't recommend the meatballs. 1.2643 0.04489 140 109 25 6
1814 Well, you're the one who insisted on a table by a window . . . 1.2643 0.04821 140 112 19 9
1815 I told you - your brother doesn’t like me. 1.2643 0.04254 140 107 29 4
1816 For your first course, might I recommend a soufflé that has not yet fallen? 1.2643 0.04373 140 108 27 5
1817 Our special tonight is the egg-drop soup. 1.2643 0.04373 140 108 27 5
1818 I can’t help but feel a little on edge. 1.2643 0.04489 140 109 25 6
1819 I'm ready to move to the suburbs. 1.2643 0.04602 140 110 23 7
1820 Yes, the squab is very local. 1.2643 0.04373 140 108 27 5
1821 I recommend the squab. 1.2643 0.04132 140 106 31 3
1822 Would you care to adjust your tip? 1.2643 0.04373 140 108 27 5
1823 I wonder why the menu doesn’t have a kids section 1.2643 0.04602 140 110 23 7
1824 The squab is free-range and locally sourced." -Stephen Raphaelson West, Laurel MD, markellorhighwater@gmail.com, 301 725 937 1.2643 0.04489 140 109 25 6
1825 You requested a table near the window. 1.2643 0.04132 140 106 31 3
1826 I simply asked for corner window table 1.2643 0.04254 140 107 29 4
1827 I recommend the pigeon. 1.2643 0.04373 140 108 27 5
1828 We take the idea of 'haute cuisine' very seriously. 1.2643 0.04254 140 107 29 4
1829 It was either this or the kitchen door. 1.2628 0.04778 137 109 20 8
1830 Frankly, I was expecting the other sort of haute cuisine. 1.2628 0.04306 137 105 28 4
1831 I think the twelfth floor had better ambiance 1.2628 0.04428 137 106 26 5
1832 In this case, I would support a Wall. 1.2628 0.04548 137 107 24 6
1833 Are you ready to make up, or do you still need a few minutes? 1.2628 0.04428 137 106 26 5
1834 You did request the no tipping area. 1.2628 0.04778 137 109 20 8
1835 Reservations are for wimps. 1.2628 0.04665 137 108 22 7
1836 The 'Ledge Special' dinner for two includes, Fricassee of Pigeon, wine flights, and a birds-eye view of the city ! 1.2628 0.04665 137 108 22 7
1837 Yeah. It's up to Code. Enforced by the Law of Gravity. 1.2628 0.04306 137 105 28 4
1838 I think having Pigeon on the menu is pushing it a little too far. 1.2628 0.04548 137 107 24 6
1839 The Cabernet would pair nicely with the pigeon pie. 1.2628 0.04306 137 105 28 4
1840 Perhaps next time you'll leave us a better review? 1.2628 0.04778 137 109 20 8
1841 You’d be best served to try to ignore those invitations to just jump already. 1.2628 0.04428 137 106 26 5
1842 This wasn’t what I had in mind when you said high-class dining. 1.2628 0.04548 137 107 24 6
1843 Well Harold, this is the last time I let you make the reservations! 1.2628 0.04665 137 108 22 7
1844 The Scream Brullet pairs well with the Stag's Leap. 1.2628 0.04778 137 109 20 8
1845 Drinks? Or shall I talk you off the ledge first? 1.2628 0.04306 137 105 28 4
1846 I'd recommend the parachute. I packed it myself. 1.2628 0.04179 137 104 30 3
1847 I recommend the pigeon a l'orange. 1.2628 0.04428 137 106 26 5
1848 I’d recommend the soufflé, it requires little movement to consume! 1.2628 0.04428 137 106 26 5
1849 Good luck dining and dashing this time ... 1.2628 0.04179 137 104 30 3
1850 Safety and comfort are so 2015 1.2628 0.04548 137 107 24 6
1851 The braciole is baked to perfection, bathed in a fine marinara and then lowered by crane. 1.2628 0.04428 137 106 26 5
1852 Due to government overreach, I am prohibited from standing on the ledge to take your dinner order. 1.2628 0.04548 137 107 24 6
1853 A lot of people feel that way on their first date. 1.2628 0.04306 137 105 28 4
1854 Our early bird special is straight ahead. 1.2628 0.04428 137 106 26 5
1855 I heard their chocolate cake is to die for. 1.2628 0.04548 137 107 24 6
1856 May I suggest Al's Fresco? 1.2628 0.04548 137 107 24 6
1857 No, no—generally there’s no tipping until after the meal. 1.2628 0.04179 137 104 30 3
1858 I trust this table is quiet and intimate enough for Madame et Monsieur. 1.2628 0.04428 137 106 26 5
1859 Look, we're just an air b and b. 1.2628 0.04179 137 104 30 3
1860 So, you would both like the pigeon? 1.2628 0.04428 137 106 26 5
1861 Oh, I thought you wanted a 'LEDGE Salad.' 1.2628 0.04306 137 105 28 4
1862 You want another highball? 1.2628 0.04548 137 107 24 6
1863 The view, I'm told, is breathtaking 1.2628 0.04179 137 104 30 3
1864 Happy hour is over. You'll need to come inside and pay full price. 1.2628 0.04778 137 109 20 8
1865 GIVES NEW MEANING TO LIVING ON THE EDGE” 1.2628 0.04665 137 108 22 7
1866 the house specialty is roast pigeon- ledge raised and very fresh 1.2628 0.04306 137 105 28 4
1867 When you reserved a table outside did they tell you they were on the 15th floor? 1.2628 0.04778 137 109 20 8
1868 You may find the food a little edgy here. 1.2628 0.04548 137 107 24 6
1869 You pick the pigeon, we do the cooking. 1.2628 0.04548 137 107 24 6
1870 You do realize, Sir, I will not be able to serve Madame. 1.2628 0.04778 137 109 20 8
1871 And as your experience comes to a close, feel free to drop any remaining morsels below to our faithful and ever-growing clowder of alley cats! 1.2628 0.04306 137 105 28 4
1872 I hope you don't mind that Linda, party of 20, will be joining you two on the deck this evening. 1.2628 0.04548 137 107 24 6
1873 Well you did ask for an outside view. 1.2628 0.04665 137 108 22 7
1874 They take ‘living on the edge’ way too literally. 1.2628 0.04428 137 106 26 5
1875 They said the restaurant was edgy. 1.2628 0.04548 137 107 24 6
1876 Oddly, no, pigeon is not on the menu. 1.2628 0.04548 137 107 24 6
1877 Did monsieur drop the wine list again? 1.2628 0.04306 137 105 28 4
1878 Maybe they don't like your last review. 1.2628 0.04179 137 104 30 3
1879 Tipping is entirely optional, of course. 1.2628 0.04428 137 106 26 5
1880 For once and all, is this edgy enough for you? 1.2628 0.04548 137 107 24 6
1881 Don’t look down. It’s bad for your digestion. 1.2628 0.04778 137 109 20 8
1882 The manager says you must pay in advance for your 3 minute egg! 1.2628 0.04778 137 109 20 8
1883 For your own safety, we water down the drinks. 1.2628 0.04548 137 107 24 6
1884 You pay for the view 1.2628 0.04778 137 109 20 8
1885 We are known for our edgy cuisine. 1.2628 0.04179 137 104 30 3
1886 We find that if patrons are afraid of falling, they won't be glued to their phones the whole meal. 1.2628 0.04548 137 107 24 6
1887 Let's order something edgy! 1.2628 0.04428 137 106 26 5
1888 And how is Mr. Big Tipper enjoying the view from our new al fresco section. 1.2628 0.04548 137 107 24 6
1889 The special tonight is fresh pigeon dusted with the soot of your choice. 1.2628 0.04548 137 107 24 6
1890 This time please tip at least 20% 1.2628 0.04428 137 106 26 5
1891 Sorry, we're out of wings. 1.2628 0.04778 137 109 20 8
1892 Would you like to look down at our wine list? 1.2628 0.04306 137 105 28 4
1893 That's the third busboy we've lost this week. 1.2628 0.04428 137 106 26 5
1894 May I make a suggestion that you not move an inch? 1.2628 0.04665 137 108 22 7
1895 Welcome to our Alfresco dining challenge"! "I'm Sergio, I'll be your paramedic this evening!" 1.2628 0.04665 137 108 22 7
1896 Why is everything downsizing now? 1.2628 0.04665 137 108 22 7
1897 Tonight's specials are Ratatouille and Squab. 1.2628 0.04665 137 108 22 7
1898 Our poultry is locally sourced from that ledge over there. 1.2628 0.04548 137 107 24 6
1899 NOWAY WE CAN BOLT ON THE BILL 1.2628 0.04548 137 107 24 6
1900 This evening's specials include locally sourced, popcorn fed pigeon... 1.2628 0.04889 137 110 18 9
1901 How are you enjoying the Gluten Free section? 1.2628 0.04665 137 108 22 7
1902 It's our last rooftop table. 1.2628 0.04428 137 106 26 5
1903 I guess we'll never take the overflow seating again. 1.2628 0.04665 137 108 22 7
1904 That's what living on the edge is all about 1.2628 0.04428 137 106 26 5
1905 The chef asked if you are still unhappy with your meal? 1.2628 0.04665 137 108 22 7
1906 Haute cuisine in New York...... 1.2628 0.04179 137 104 30 3
1907 Does anyone in your party have allergies or acrophobia? 1.2628 0.04548 137 107 24 6
1908 The specials tonight are fall, plunge or quick descent. 1.2628 0.04778 137 109 20 8
1909 I can't believe we got a table at Lin Manuel Miranda's new restaurant! 1.2628 0.04665 137 108 22 7
1910 Not near the kitchen, you said. I want a table near a window, you said. And the special today is fresh squab salad. 1.2628 0.04665 137 108 22 7
1911 Yelp search "Edgy restaurants with a view" 1.2628 0.04548 137 107 24 6
1912 You asked for a table away from the kitchen! 1.2628 0.04548 137 107 24 6
1913 Your appetizers this evening shall be Pigeon Tartare. They should be arriving shortly. 1.2628 0.04306 137 105 28 4
1914 Never worried so much about a tip in my life! 1.2628 0.04665 137 108 22 7
1915 Tips are not included in the bill. 1.2628 0.04428 137 106 26 5
1916 I am sorry but we don't allow outside food. 1.2628 0.04428 137 106 26 5
1917 Im afraid we no longer offer wine in light of a rather unfortunate insurance history." 1.2628 0.04428 137 106 26 5
1918 The expression is out on a LIMB, Harold. 1.2628 0.04306 137 105 28 4
1919 So exactly what part of 'al fresco' do you have a problem with? 1.2628 0.04428 137 106 26 5
1920 You said you wanted a taste of the high life... 1.2628 0.04665 137 108 22 7
1921 You did say 'somewhere cool and edgy'... 1.2628 0.04428 137 106 26 5
1922 I'm just surprised at how pedestrian the wine list is, that's all 1.2628 0.04665 137 108 22 7
1923 Are you ready to order, or do you want to wait for your cat? 1.2624 0.04228 141 108 29 4
1924 Next time - don't forget to slip the maitre d' a few bucks. 1.2615 0.04575 130 101 24 5
1925 Couldn’t you have written a better review 1.2612 0.04359 134 103 27 4
1926 Maybe we should have taken the table by the men's room. 1.2612 0.04486 134 104 25 5
1927 Any moment now, we'll be featuring our locally sourced pigeon. 1.2612 0.04486 134 104 25 5
1928 Did you say this was our last supper? 1.2612 0.04609 134 105 23 6
1929 If you like the view, you will love the loo. 1.2612 0.04846 134 107 19 8
1930 I told you we should have come early 1.2612 0.04486 134 104 25 5
1931 We were lucky to get the last table. 1.2612 0.04359 134 103 27 4
1932 Should I bring some bread for the pigeons? 1.2612 0.04609 134 105 23 6
1933 For that measly $20 tip, this is the best window seat in the house. 1.2612 0.04486 134 104 25 5
1934 Yes, I do remember your tip last week. 1.2612 0.04961 134 108 17 9
1935 Would you care for a cocktail while you wait for the other couple to join you? 1.2612 0.04961 134 108 17 9
1936 Yes, our pidgeon is very fresh today. 1.2612 0.04359 134 103 27 4
1937 Look, we can see Connecticut from here 1.2612 0.04486 134 104 25 5
1938 My little sister said the restaurant was edgy 1.2612 0.04486 134 104 25 5
1939 Sorry to interrupt, but this isn't what we meant we when said we're edgy. 1.2612 0.04846 134 107 19 8
1940 That waiter really has me on edge. 1.2612 0.04486 134 104 25 5
1941 Dear, you've never been so edgy! 1.2612 0.04359 134 103 27 4
1942 This section of the restaurant is alcohol-free. 1.2612 0.04359 134 103 27 4
1943 It's the best view in the city, though I do recommend you go easy on the wine. 1.2612 0.04486 134 104 25 5
1944 Your relationship is doomed. Would you like to hear our special for tonight? 1.2612 0.04729 134 106 21 7
1945 We hope your dining experience at Trump Tower is a horrifying, dread-laden and regretful experience. That will be $10,000, plus tip. 1.2612 0.04729 134 106 21 7
1946 I think these pop-up restaurants are taking themselves too literally 1.2612 0.04609 134 105 23 6
1947 The Yelp review said something about "the edgy menu" 1.2612 0.04359 134 103 27 4
1948 You seem on edge. 1.2612 0.04609 134 105 23 6
1949 May we recommend the free range pigeon? 1.2612 0.04359 134 103 27 4
1950 Would you like rain water with that? 1.2612 0.04609 134 105 23 6
1951 Sir, you specifically requested that you would prefer outside seating. 1.2595 0.04139 131 99 30 2
1952 Will you be jumping before or after dinner 1.2593 0.05039 135 110 15 10
1953 I believe you will find our cuisine to be the edgiest in the city. 1.2593 0.04456 135 105 25 5
1954 So, smoke then! 1.2593 0.04331 135 104 27 4
1955 Don't worry. There's no tipping. 1.2576 0.04515 132 103 24 5
1956 Our specials today are Caesar salad,steak Diane,baked Alaska,and bananas foster,all prepared ledge side, but before you order, please be aware I have a wife and young children. 1.2576 0.04515 132 103 24 5
1957 If you fall off, then your next meal is free. 1.2576 0.04764 132 105 20 7
1958 The view is great but I'm on edge about the prices. 1.2576 0.04385 132 102 26 4
1959 Will Sir be requiring a net ? 1.2576 0.04515 132 103 24 5
1960 Next time, don’t complain about smelling truffle oil until we’re already seated. 1.2576 0.04385 132 102 26 4
1961 What would you like to drink before taking the plunge? 1.2576 0.04515 132 103 24 5
1962 Just a reminder we need the ledge at 9:30 for pigeons. 1.2576 0.04764 132 105 20 7
1963 My ex-wife? We had a falling out. 1.2576 0.04641 132 104 22 6
1964 A dream of a summer dinner for the urban locavore, this exclusive farm table atop your building is among the most coveted in Manhattan, with a menu that changes daily and ingredients sourced from the organic ground-floor farm. 1.2576 0.04515 132 103 24 5
1965 Monsieur said he wanted a special table and his wife, and I quote, "Eats like a bird." 1.2576 0.04385 132 102 26 4
1966 The view is good but I've seen better! 1.2556 0.04485 133 104 24 5
1967 You think your table is high? Wait until you see the specials. 1.2556 0.04223 133 102 28 3
1968 You should have thought twice before giving that one star review. 1.2556 0.04485 133 104 24 5
1969 Someone named "Mueller" said he might be able to get you a better table... 1.2556 0.04610 133 105 22 6
1970 Does he dare bring us the wine list? 1.2556 0.04485 133 104 24 5
1971 This IS the private corner table with a view you requested. 1.2556 0.04223 133 102 28 3
1972 I am not going to go out on a ledge here but I would recommend the fresh salmon. 1.2556 0.04610 133 105 22 6
1973 This is gargoyle seating. 1.2556 0.04732 133 106 20 7
1974 After all these years darling why do you want to play footsie? 1.2556 0.04485 133 104 24 5
1975 When you said the maitre d knew you, I should have asked if he liked. 1.2556 0.04732 133 106 20 7
1976 The wild squab was caught locally this morning. 1.2556 0.04356 133 103 26 4
1977 Sir, by the third martini, the chair will feel entirely normal. 1.2556 0.04610 133 105 22 6
1978 Well - You said you wanted a table by the window. 1.2556 0.04485 133 104 24 5
1979 Let's start with The Sliders 1.2556 0.04732 133 106 20 7
1980 This table is usually reserved for Batman and Robin. 1.2556 0.04086 133 101 30 2
1981 Our special tonight is the Parasciutto Cotto. 1.2555 0.04017 137 104 31 2
1982 Next year we are planning to add a railing 1.2538 0.04411 130 101 25 4
1983 Why Yes.....pigeon is on the menu this evening 1.2538 0.04673 130 103 21 6
1984 I’m going to go out on a ledge and say you want to hear tonight’s specials. 1.2538 0.04544 130 102 23 5
1985 So... How's the view? 1.2538 0.04411 130 101 25 4
1986 There's still a corking fee, sir. 1.2538 0.04411 130 101 25 4
1987 You reserved a rooftop table. 1.2538 0.04544 130 102 23 5
1988 Indeed , there is no need for a large menu when senses are heightened 1.2538 0.04273 130 100 27 3
1989 One of you will leave here happy. I am 50 / 50 at talking people off this ledge. 1.2538 0.04273 130 100 27 3
1990 We're known for our atmosphere 1.2538 0.04673 130 103 21 6
1991 We recommend the breast of pigeon. Very fresh. And apropos, too - a return to its roost on the roof, as it were. 1.2538 0.04411 130 101 25 4
1992 I'll have the Perch 1.2538 0.04544 130 102 23 5
1993 Their reservation for Mr. and Mrs. Pigeon makes complete sense now. 1.2538 0.04673 130 103 21 6
1994 Indeed, we did see your last Yelp rating... 1.2538 0.04799 130 104 19 7
1995 Yes Mrs. Huckabee-Sanders I want you to feel at home, I mean at the White House, out on a ledge without a net. 1.2538 0.04673 130 103 21 6
1996 Are you enjoying dining al fresco extreme? 1.2538 0.04544 130 102 23 5
1997 I dare you to tip over 20%. 1.2538 0.04673 130 103 21 6
1998 If it's good enough for Tom Cruise, it's good enough for you. 1.2538 0.04273 130 100 27 3
1999 Yes, that's correct. 'Yelp' describes us an 'edgy restaurant.' 1.2538 0.04673 130 103 21 6
2000 Will this be your Last Supper? 1.2538 0.04673 130 103 21 6
2001 If you drink responsibly, I can recommend a nice Merlot. 1.2538 0.04544 130 102 23 5
2002 Sorry, at this table we only serve decaf. 1.2538 0.04544 130 102 23 5
2003 This isn't my idea of dining al fresco. 1.2538 0.04673 130 103 21 6
2004 It's your last meal--order anything you want. 1.2538 0.04273 130 100 27 3
2005 I'm on the edge about what to order. 1.2538 0.04799 130 104 19 7
2006 Perhaps we shouldn't have insisted on an outside table. 1.2538 0.04411 130 101 25 4
2007 This table is reserved for people who are passing gas 1.2538 0.04411 130 101 25 4
2008 My bad. I thought you said “living on the ledge.” 1.2538 0.04411 130 101 25 4
2009 How is your bird's nest soup? 1.2538 0.04673 130 103 21 6
2010 I'm afraid we'll have to turn the table over at 8:00. 1.2538 0.05158 130 107 13 10
2011 Welcome to Le Acro'phobia. For this evening I suggest starting with a deep breath, a hard focus on your menu and good weight distribution across your seat. 1.2538 0.04673 130 103 21 6
2012 Don't order the pigeon. 1.2538 0.04673 130 103 21 6
2013 Our pigeon pie is to die for. 1.2538 0.04673 130 103 21 6
2014 Yes, this IS our "smoking permitted" section. 1.2538 0.04673 130 103 21 6
2015 Might I suggest the freshly-caught pigeon? 1.2538 0.04411 130 101 25 4
2016 No worries, hun. The waiter will get you another napkin. 1.2538 0.04673 130 103 21 6
2017 Sir, the a party of pigeons has reserved this table. 1.2538 0.04799 130 104 19 7
2018 Would you prefer separate tables? 1.2538 0.04544 130 102 23 5
2019 May I suggest some aides? 1.2538 0.04673 130 103 21 6
2020 Should the market turn around before you complete your meal, you can always come back in through the window. 1.2538 0.04544 130 102 23 5
2021 Yes, the squab is fresh 1.2538 0.04131 130 99 29 2
2022 I do apologize for the draft, but the gentleman did ask for a table with a view. 1.2538 0.04411 130 101 25 4
2023 You did ask to be seated away from the kitchen. 1.2538 0.04799 130 104 19 7
2024 What do you mean you’re not hungry? I went out on a limb for you to get this table 1.2538 0.04273 130 100 27 3
2025 I thought you said the restaurant was cutting "edge". 1.2538 0.04273 130 100 27 3
2026 If you can't see your menu dear, push your chair back. I already know what I want. 1.2538 0.04544 130 102 23 5
2027 Welcome to the Ledge. As you can see our menu is cutting edge. May I suggest a high ball to begin? 1.2538 0.04544 130 102 23 5
2028 Perhaps I underestimated those reviews that warned about the eavesdropping 1.2538 0.04673 130 103 21 6
2029 It's the freshest pigeon in the city. 1.2538 0.04411 130 101 25 4
2030 Not exactly what I meant when I said I wanted an edgier dining experience. 1.2538 0.04544 130 102 23 5
2031 What would you like for your Last Supper? 1.2538 0.04799 130 104 19 7
2032 At least we're not by the kitchen. 1.2538 0.04411 130 101 25 4
2033 The reviews don't call us edgy for nothing... 1.2538 0.04411 130 101 25 4
2034 Don't sneeze. 1.2538 0.04673 130 103 21 6
2035 Our special for tonight is trampoline. 1.2538 0.04922 130 105 17 8
2036 This is what happens when you ask for free bread a third time. Ask a fourth time. Please. I'm begging you. 1.2538 0.04673 130 103 21 6
2037 A night out on the townhouse? 1.2538 0.04273 130 100 27 3
2038 It must have been a different Open Table that I reserved on 1.2538 0.04799 130 104 19 7
2039 The pidgeon is very fresh. 1.2538 0.04922 130 105 17 8
2040 OK, you made your point.... You are a good listener, and yes, I did say I wanted a guy who prefers living on the edge. 1.2538 0.04273 130 100 27 3
2041 Tonight's special is Roasted Pigeon 1.2538 0.04544 130 102 23 5
2042 Next time, don't insist on a table near the window! 1.2538 0.05041 130 106 15 9
2043 May I recommend the fire escape? 1.2538 0.04673 130 103 21 6
2044 And please make sure you send compliments to the Chef. 1.2538 0.04411 130 101 25 4
2045 They asked for straws. 1.2538 0.04544 130 102 23 5
2046 Just don’t argue with the wine steward. 1.2538 0.04411 130 101 25 4
2047 You ordered squab. You'll find the freshest ones land at your feet. We'll take it from there. 1.2538 0.04922 130 105 17 8
2048 You said you wanted a table with a great view. 1.2538 0.04411 130 101 25 4
2049 The best looking couple is always seated out front to encourage street traffic. 1.2538 0.04131 130 99 29 2
2050 This is the last time I trust a restaurant review from the Ledger. 1.2538 0.04799 130 104 19 7
2051 Our insurance requires that we give you paper plates and plastic utensils. 1.2538 0.04411 130 101 25 4
2052 Ah, I see you've ordered the Chef's "surprise." 1.2538 0.04411 130 101 25 4
2053 We've taken plein air dining to new heights. 1.2538 0.04131 130 99 29 2
2054 We were lucky they had a cancellation. 1.2538 0.04544 130 102 23 5
2055 I strongly recommend one the more well balanced meals 1.2538 0.04544 130 102 23 5
2056 We have a tip up-front policy for obvious reasons. 1.2538 0.04673 130 103 21 6
2057 I guess this is where they put "Fake News" people. 1.2538 0.04799 130 104 19 7
2058 Well, this is the ONLY table we have with wifi. 1.2538 0.04411 130 101 25 4
2059 Well Yelp did say it was kind of edgy. 1.2538 0.04131 130 99 29 2
2060 Enjoying your table by the window? 1.2538 0.04544 130 102 23 5
2061 I can't believe Bird's Nest Soup is not on the menu. 1.2538 0.04544 130 102 23 5
2062 We are out of the pigeons à la crapaudine; however, should one visit your table, the chef will consider your request. 1.2520 0.04739 127 101 20 6
2063 Ah...no kids to bother us now. 1.2520 0.04739 127 101 20 6
2064 Yes, we’re known for being edgy. 1.2520 0.04869 127 102 18 7
2065 Honey, I think he's waiting for us to sign the waiver before he'll take our order. 1.2520 0.04467 127 99 24 4
2066 We can’t decide. 1.2520 0.04605 127 100 22 5
2067 Will this be far enough from the kitchen 1.2520 0.04605 127 100 22 5
2068 Remember, only actors should land on Broadway. 1.2520 0.04996 127 103 16 8
2069 You may only have time for an appetizer 1.2520 0.04996 127 103 16 8
2070 For your information, we have implemented a new ‘non-tipping policy. 1.2500 0.04227 124 95 27 2
2071 I think I 'll have the perch. 1.2500 0.04526 124 97 23 4
2072 Yes, an oxygen mask to start would be great 1.2500 0.04669 124 98 21 5
2073 And as a special, we have just caught pidgeon... 1.2500 0.04150 128 98 28 2
2074 Have you decided whether to jump or do you need a few more minutes? 1.2500 0.05444 108 88 13 7
2075 Thunderstorms are approaching folks, maybe not safe out there much longer. 1.2500 0.04437 128 100 24 4
2076 Well, there's nothing cutting edge about the menu. 1.2480 0.04349 125 97 25 3
2077 And the martini stirred, not shaken, I presume? 1.2480 0.04349 125 97 25 3
2078 Momento mori, momento mori, momento mori... 1.2480 0.04349 125 97 25 3
2079 I can’t help but feel our marriage is on the ledge again. 1.2480 0.04636 125 99 21 5
2080 My personal recommendation is to eat light. 1.2480 0.04773 125 100 19 6
2081 Just don’t get too tipsy. 1.2480 0.04495 125 98 23 4
2082 We will be starting with the check, obviously. 1.2480 0.04636 125 99 21 5
2083 Your Limberger Sardine souffle is almost ready. 1.2480 0.04495 125 98 23 4
2084 Roasted pigeon! Pigeon cacciatore! Pigeon a la mode! Nothing but pigeon?! 1.2480 0.04773 125 100 19 6
2085 Think VERY carefully about how much you tip. 1.2480 0.04636 125 99 21 5
2086 I’m thinking the bird’s nest soup. 1.2480 0.04636 125 99 21 5
2087 Not quite what I had in mind about your taking me out for dinner, Fred. 1.2480 0.04636 125 99 21 5
2088 Our attorney requires that you pay your check before you get up to dance. 1.2480 0.04495 125 98 23 4
2089 Honey, do you want to start with an appetizer or should we just go ahead and jump? 1.2480 0.04773 125 100 19 6
2090 The buffet table is through the ninth window on your right...watch your step! 1.2480 0.04636 125 99 21 5
2091 I thought you would like the sunset dining section 1.2480 0.04773 125 100 19 6
2092 The free range pigeons are off the menu but I would recommend the cornice hen. 1.2480 0.04636 125 99 21 5
2093 Did you find us on Open Table? 1.2480 0.04495 125 98 23 4
2094 The squab is locally sourced--very locally, in fact." 1.2480 0.04773 125 100 19 6
2095 Next time let's make a reservation. 1.2480 0.04495 125 98 23 4
2096 Let’s order something a bit edgy. 1.2480 0.04773 125 100 19 6
2097 Yes, today's specials are edgy. 1.2480 0.04495 125 98 23 4
2098 We've run out of tonight's special--breast of pigeon--but should have more at any moment. 1.2480 0.04041 125 95 29 1
2099 Sir, did you or did you not request a corner table? 1.2480 0.04636 125 99 21 5
2100 We have found that our patrons no longer linger after they have finished dining. 1.2480 0.04636 125 99 21 5
2101 The finest breakup restaurant 1.2480 0.04773 125 100 19 6
2102 OK? Is THIS table far enough from the kitchen 1.2480 0.04495 125 98 23 4
2103 Best seat on the house. 1.2480 0.04349 125 97 25 3
2104 Please listen carefully, as our menu has changed... 1.2480 0.04349 125 97 25 3
2105 I hear the squab is quite good here... 1.2480 0.04349 125 97 25 3
2106 Now, if the food's as good as the ambiance. 1.2480 0.04636 125 99 21 5
2107 This is a very high end restaurant. They say from here there is no place to go but down. 1.2480 0.04495 125 98 23 4
2108 May I suggest our Skydiver Cocktail which comes with a complimentary parachute. 1.2480 0.04495 125 98 23 4
2109 May I suggest the Trompe L'oeil? 1.2480 0.04198 125 96 27 2
2110 They said it was an 'edgy' new restaurant 1.2480 0.04349 125 97 25 3
2111 I would order the pigeon, but I'm worried it's family may show up soon. 1.2480 0.04636 125 99 21 5
2112 What do you think? I asked for a table with a view. 1.2480 0.04636 125 99 21 5
2113 Tonight Vickie went out on a ledge and asked Adley to order for both of them. 1.2480 0.04636 125 99 21 5
2114 No, dear. There’s no such thing as a “Nose Bleed Anniversary. 1.2480 0.04906 125 101 17 7
2115 Trust me. They'll go away if you order the squab. 1.2480 0.04636 125 99 21 5
2116 I need to find the men's room . 1.2480 0.04198 125 96 27 2
2117 Let’s skip the moveable feast. 1.2479 0.04435 121 94 24 3
2118 Our pigeon is the freshest in the city. 1.2460 0.04739 126 101 19 6
2119 Don't you think this is a little over the top? 1.2460 0.04169 126 97 27 2
2120 You really think I’m a pushover, don’t you, Charley? 1.2460 0.04739 126 101 19 6
2121 Welcome to Window On The World. Have you dined with us before. 1.2460 0.04169 126 97 27 2
2122 Would you like two parachutes to start with? 1.2460 0.04463 126 99 23 4
2123 Welcome to our all adult, acoustically acceptable, non-smoking section.” 1.2460 0.04463 126 99 23 4
2124 Might I recommend the pigeon flambé. The chef sources it locally. 1.2460 0.04014 126 96 29 1
2125 I recommend the fresh pigeon. 1.2460 0.04739 126 101 19 6
2126 May I encourage you to order soon. Another couple has the table at 6:30 1.2460 0.04739 126 101 19 6
2127 You'd prefer to be seated somewhere else? But of course. 1.2460 0.04463 126 99 23 4
2128 I have to stop telling customers to sit anywhere. 1.2460 0.04603 126 100 21 5
2129 I regret to inform you we are out of the roast pigeon for two. 1.2460 0.04319 126 98 25 3
2130 I told you to slip the maitre d' a twenty. 1.2460 0.04603 126 100 21 5
2131 Pigeon is on the menu again. 1.2460 0.04169 126 97 27 2
2132 We provide a live Doppler weather forecast as a courtesy for patrons who dine al fresco in our unique Cityscape seating." 1.2460 0.04319 126 98 25 3
2133 And, yes, I've read your online reviews. 1.2459 0.04981 122 99 16 7
2134 Before we order, I must ask..._Have you separated any children from their parents this week? 1.2459 0.04843 122 98 18 6
2135 May I suggest our very fresh, local squab? 1.2439 0.04372 123 96 24 3
2136 How about a couple of highballs? 1.2439 0.04522 123 97 22 4
2137 Looking for an easy out to the relationship, John chose a convenient place to propose. 1.2439 0.04522 123 97 22 4
2138 I'm sorry that you aren't satisfied, but you should be happy that you didn't ask for a fireplace seat! 1.2439 0.04944 123 100 16 7
2139 I thought we seated three guests. 1.2439 0.04217 123 95 26 2
2140 The squabs are so fresh they were perched on those chairs this morning. 1.2439 0.04667 123 98 20 5
2141 Would you like some wine? You seem a little on edge. 1.2439 0.04372 123 96 24 3
2142 I did warn you the menu was edgy. 1.2439 0.04372 123 96 24 3
2143 Are you going to make me tell him the table’s wobbley? 1.2439 0.04808 123 99 18 6
2144 Not everyone comes for the view. 1.2439 0.04667 123 98 20 5
2145 No substitutions. If you don't like it, you know what you can do. 1.2439 0.04944 123 100 16 7
2146 and may I recommend the pigeon 1.2439 0.04808 123 99 18 6
2147 You and your insistence on booking a table with a view 1.2439 0.04217 123 95 26 2
2148 May I recommend the squab tonight? It's VERY fresh. 1.2439 0.04056 123 94 28 1
2149 I think you'll find the cuisine as edgy as the ambiance. 1.2439 0.04944 123 100 16 7
2150 Could I interest you, possibly, in the squab? 1.2439 0.04522 123 97 22 4
2151 I recommend the squab. It’s fresh. 1.2439 0.04522 123 97 22 4
2152 May I suggest the Tuscan Pigeon...plucked from this very ledge mere moments before you arrived! 1.2439 0.04667 123 98 20 5
2153 Now is the atmosphere of our restaurant more to your liking, folks. 1.2439 0.04667 123 98 20 5
2154 The Times said our chef has become a legend 1.2439 0.04522 123 97 22 4
2155 I will serve you from over here as I am afraid of heights. 1.2439 0.04522 123 97 22 4
2156 I hear pigeon is the house specialty" 1.2439 0.04522 123 97 22 4
2157 I think you'll find our wild-caught squab remarkably fresh. 1.2439 0.04667 123 98 20 5
2158 You strike me as an edgy couple. 1.2439 0.04944 123 100 16 7
2159 We're best known for our fresh squab. 1.2439 0.04522 123 97 22 4
2160 The Menu is also a bit on the edge. 1.2439 0.04522 123 97 22 4
2161 I'll bring you breadsticks; your free-range squab will be along shortly. 1.2439 0.04808 123 99 18 6
2162 It's for our customers who enjoy living on the edge. 1.2439 0.04522 123 97 22 4
2163 I want something to take the edge off. 1.2439 0.04522 123 97 22 4
2164 ...and replacing the Capon this evening is an apricot-glazed Squab, locally sourced. 1.2439 0.04667 123 98 20 5
2165 Ah yes, our specialty is squab. 1.2439 0.04372 123 96 24 3
2166 So is your pigeon local? 1.2439 0.04808 123 99 18 6
2167 Oh Herbert, who says a little game of footsies can't still send you over the edge? 1.2439 0.04667 123 98 20 5
2168 This is what happens when you insist on outdoor seating. 1.2439 0.04522 123 97 22 4
2169 The negotiator would like to know if the Mister and Missus will be having dessert this evening. 1.2439 0.04944 123 100 16 7
2170 A higher level of dining. 1.2439 0.04522 123 97 22 4
2171 I requested the best seat in the house, not on the house!!! 1.2439 0.04522 123 97 22 4
2172 I recommend the special, its to die for. 1.2439 0.04667 123 98 20 5
2173 Please refrain from falling. 1.2439 0.04522 123 97 22 4
2174 Two ledge salads, two safety harnesses, anything else? 1.2439 0.04217 123 95 26 2
2175 Can I start you off with some fresh Pigeon Soup perhaps? 1.2439 0.04808 123 99 18 6
2176 The roast pigeon is locally sourced. 1.2439 0.04522 123 97 22 4
2177 Should you find yourselves in need of any further assistance, please call 911 1.2439 0.04372 123 96 24 3
2178 You shouldn't have asked for carry out 1.2439 0.04944 123 100 16 7
2179 I just cannot sit with my back to the door. 1.2439 0.04522 123 97 22 4
2180 When we say haute cuisine, we mean it. 1.2439 0.04522 123 97 22 4
2181 There is a 20% surcharge for alfresco dining. 1.2439 0.04522 123 97 22 4
2182 Thank you for your order. Please pull up to the next window. 1.2439 0.04372 123 96 24 3
2183 Yes Madam. The squab is highly recommended. 1.2439 0.04372 123 96 24 3
2184 When I said I wished that we lived our lives a little more one the edge , this is not what I meant. 1.2439 0.04522 123 97 22 4
2185 We're out of the squab special. But we can fix that in a minute. 1.2439 0.04522 123 97 22 4
2186 This was not what I meant by reserving a table with a window view. 1.2439 0.04522 123 97 22 4
2187 You said you wanted to live life on the edge. 1.2439 0.04522 123 97 22 4
2188 Tonight’s journey begins with the dropped crushed clams or the dead fallen duck. 1.2439 0.04667 123 98 20 5
2189 Indeed sir, I remember you and the other lady and your tip from the last time you were here. 1.2439 0.04522 123 97 22 4
2190 And the tablecloth doubles as a parachute! 1.2439 0.04522 123 97 22 4
2191 Given the pigeon situation if you order the crouton salad we suggest you also order the flaming cheese appetizer. 1.2439 0.05077 123 101 14 8
2192 Might I recommend the suicide wings? 1.2439 0.04944 123 100 16 7
2193 And the special today is the truffled skylark." 1.2439 0.04522 123 97 22 4
2194 Well, they did promise a view of the high line. 1.2439 0.04667 123 98 20 5
2195 I don't care that it's edgier than Per Se. 1.2439 0.04522 123 97 22 4
2196 Perhaps Monsieur would consider a better Yelp review this visit. 1.2439 0.04667 123 98 20 5
2197 I think I recognize this from the "honeymooners". 1.2439 0.04667 123 98 20 5
2198 Tonight's special is pigeon a la king. 1.2439 0.04808 123 99 18 6
2199 Why did you tell him we wanted to be alone ? 1.2439 0.04372 123 96 24 3
2200 Well folks - you DID say as far away from the kitchen as possible. 1.2439 0.04372 123 96 24 3
2201 Le pigeon is outstanding and our most popular dish. 1.2439 0.04667 123 98 20 5
2202 My last date bailed out on me. 1.2439 0.04808 123 99 18 6
2203 It is apparent from the shape of the gentleman's head, he has fallen of this ledge before. 1.2439 0.04522 123 97 22 4
2204 As you can see by our menu, the cuisine here is really cutting edge. 1.2439 0.04522 123 97 22 4
2205 The reviewer did say it was an "edgy" new restaurant! 1.2439 0.04667 123 98 20 5
2206 Avoid the squab. The pigeons get testy. 1.2439 0.04667 123 98 20 5
2207 How’s the atmosphere?” 1.2439 0.04808 123 99 18 6
2208 I recommend the parachute. 1.2439 0.04808 123 99 18 6
2209 Actually, could you hand those cocktail menus back? 1.2439 0.04667 123 98 20 5
2210 No pigeon tonight. 1.2439 0.04667 123 98 20 5
2211 The pigeon stew is very fresh. 1.2439 0.04944 123 100 16 7
2212 I assume you'd like that To Go? 1.2439 0.04372 123 96 24 3
2213 The manager said I need to apologize for taking things too literally and that your meals are on the house. 1.2439 0.04522 123 97 22 4
2214 So you like living on the edge? 1.2439 0.04944 123 100 16 7
2215 Might I suggest the squab? It’s locally sourced. 1.2439 0.04808 123 99 18 6
2216 I told you we should have made reservations. 1.2439 0.04667 123 98 20 5
2217 My I suggest our specialite,Tarte a la pigeon. 1.2439 0.05077 123 101 14 8
2218 Don't worry: This dinner is on the house. 1.2439 0.04808 123 99 18 6
2219 Monsieur et Madame, the free-range squab tonight is magnifique! Just let the chef know when you have caught one. 1.2439 0.04944 123 100 16 7
2220 I hope you enjoy our edgy ambiance. 1.2439 0.04522 123 97 22 4
2221 Sorry the inside table is reserved 1.2439 0.04372 123 96 24 3
2222 The restroom is located right below. 1.2439 0.04522 123 97 22 4
2223 The pigeon pie might go well. 1.2439 0.04372 123 96 24 3
2224 Just don't make any abrupt moves when you're eating! 1.2439 0.05077 123 101 14 8
2225 Welcome to The Alfresco. I recommend the squab. It was locally sourced on this very balcony just this afternoon. 1.2439 0.04667 123 98 20 5
2226 On today's episode of kitchen nightmares... 1.2439 0.04667 123 98 20 5
2227 You'll be getting your free-range rock dove any moment now. 1.2439 0.04372 123 96 24 3
2228 We do ask that you pay in advance at this table. 1.2439 0.04667 123 98 20 5
2229 Alcohol is not served out on our ledge setting area. 1.2439 0.04808 123 99 18 6
2230 Would you care to choose your pigeon? 1.2439 0.04667 123 98 20 5
2231 Well Dear, these NYC prices could push me over the edge. 1.2439 0.04522 123 97 22 4
2232 The roast pigeon is part of our new roof-to-table menu. 1.2439 0.04667 123 98 20 5
2233 The special tonight is pigeon 1.2439 0.04372 123 96 24 3
2234 Our special tonight is Foie Grahhh! 1.2439 0.04667 123 98 20 5
2235 I told you that you should tip the maitre d'. 1.2439 0.04372 123 96 24 3
2236 The pigeon was locally perched. 1.2439 0.04522 123 97 22 4
2237 Should we have stayed at the table by the kitchen? 1.2439 0.04667 123 98 20 5
2238 If you order "carrier pigeon" I will push you. 1.2439 0.04808 123 99 18 6
2239 What can I drone you? 1.2419 0.04633 124 99 20 5
2240 Our new state of the art security prevents dine and dash 1.2419 0.04773 124 100 18 6
2241 Please note the tip recommendations. 1.2419 0.04633 124 99 20 5
2242 Skip the wine tonight? 1.2419 0.04341 124 97 24 3
2243 Two orders of coq au vin, s'il vous plait. And two parachutes. 1.2419 0.04908 124 101 16 7
2244 Relax, and enjoy your window of opportunity. 1.2419 0.04633 124 99 20 5
2245 Next time be more specific than secluded with a view. 1.2419 0.04187 124 96 26 2
2246 Our Special tonight includes a parachute. 1.2419 0.04341 124 97 24 3
2247 Are you willing to consider the chefs recommendation now? 1.2419 0.04633 124 99 20 5
2248 Will this be your last visit to Trump Tower? 1.2419 0.05168 124 103 12 9
2249 This is New York alfresco with an edge. 1.2419 0.04187 124 96 26 2
2250 May I interest you in a parachute? 1.2419 0.04341 124 97 24 3
2251 I thought “edgy” cuisine meant something else! 1.2419 0.04773 124 100 18 6
2252 How would you like your pigeons prepared? 1.2419 0.04187 124 96 26 2
2253 Actually, oysters in August aren't really risky at all. 1.2419 0.04490 124 98 22 4
2254 Our special tonight is bird nest soup. 1.2419 0.04490 124 98 22 4
2255 Sparkling, still, or airborne? 1.2419 0.04341 124 97 24 3
2256 If this doesn’t work for you, our gangplank table has suddenly become available. 1.2419 0.05040 124 102 14 8
2257 There are three pigeon specials... 1.2419 0.04341 124 97 24 3
2258 Unfortunately, I cannot suggest the pigeon. 1.2419 0.04187 124 96 26 2
2259 The pigeon is especially fresh this evening 1.2419 0.04341 124 97 24 3
2260 This rooftop nook is really a special favor but we would like to hold your credit card in advance." 1.2419 0.04490 124 98 22 4
2261 Big Al Fresco will be out in a minute to take your final order. 1.2419 0.04773 124 100 18 6
2262 Tonight's special is whatever lands on your table. 1.2419 0.04490 124 98 22 4
2263 May I not suggest "throwing back" a shot! 1.2419 0.04773 124 100 18 6
2264 From the wine list, might I suggest something non-alcoholic.” 1.2419 0.04773 124 100 18 6
2265 And the Pigeon Piccata is ledge-to-table. 1.2419 0.04341 124 97 24 3
2266 May I suggest the Ledge of Lettuce as your salad. 1.2419 0.04773 124 100 18 6
2267 The last couple to sit there said their meal was to die for. 1.2419 0.04633 124 99 20 5
2268 Au contraire monsieur, this is a corner table by a window, n'est- ce pas? 1.2419 0.04028 124 95 28 1
2269 You're already at our quietest table! 1.2419 0.04773 124 100 18 6
2270 When I read about their edgy cuisine I was expecting something a little different. 1.2419 0.04908 124 101 16 7
2271 Would you like more time to decide whether to jump? 1.2419 0.05040 124 102 14 8
2272 Don't fall for it - the 'exotic game' is pigeon. 1.2419 0.04187 124 96 26 2
2273 Sky high prices—but you can’t beat the view! 1.2419 0.04633 124 99 20 5
2274 If you are breaking up, I hope you let her down easy. 1.2419 0.04908 124 101 16 7
2275 Next time, tip the matter-d before he shows us to our table. 1.2419 0.04633 124 99 20 5
2276 Might I suggest the roasted pigeon? One should be along shortly. 1.2419 0.04490 124 98 22 4
2277 Finally, a table by the window 1.2419 0.04773 124 100 18 6
2278 The pigeon stew was sourced locally just this morning. 1.2419 0.04908 124 101 16 7
2279 I assure you, your bird-drop soups are on the way! 1.2419 0.04773 124 100 18 6
2280 Can we discuss my tip once you have choosen your entrees? 1.2419 0.04341 124 97 24 3
2281 Would you like to see our special 'Fight or Flight' menu? 1.2419 0.04490 124 98 22 4
2282 You can choose your own pigeon. 1.2419 0.04633 124 99 20 5
2283 Sorry no take out orders. 1.2417 0.04733 120 96 19 5
2284 Oh yes, and our Chef Special starts with Pigeon Foie Gras, moving onto the entreé, Pigeon l'Orange and finishing with the dessert, Pigeon Pavlova! 1.2417 0.04733 120 96 19 5
2285 Local pigeon? 1.2417 0.04583 120 95 21 4
2286 Please try to not drop your knives and forks again. 1.2417 0.04879 120 97 17 6
2287 For a starter, may I suggest a parachute? 1.2417 0.05020 120 98 15 7
2288 Well, you did demand a table as far removed from the kitchen as possible. 1.2417 0.04266 120 93 25 2
2289 First night without the kids. 1.2417 0.04427 120 94 23 3
2290 Sorry to move you—your “no phones” dinner was creeping out the other customers. 1.2417 0.04583 120 95 21 4
2291 You asked for outside seating 1.2417 0.04879 120 97 17 6
2292 I assure you, it is haute cuisine. 1.2417 0.04099 120 92 27 1
2293 The house special is squab, but the flying squirrel is also popular. 1.2417 0.04583 120 95 21 4
2294 The wild-caught pigeon is very fresh tonight. 1.2417 0.04583 120 95 21 4
2295 Don't you think it's suspicious that he won't come out here? 1.2417 0.04583 120 95 21 4
2296 That's usually where our sniper sits. 1.2417 0.04733 120 96 19 5
2297 Can I start you off with drinks and a review of your life insurance policies? 1.2417 0.04733 120 96 19 5
2298 When you said this restaurant was ‘4 stars,’ I didn’t think it meant you could actually see them! 1.2417 0.04427 120 94 23 3
2299 Two orders of birds nest soup, coming right up! 1.2417 0.04099 120 92 27 1
2300 Will you be needing another high chair? 1.2417 0.04879 120 97 17 6
2301 Well, you said you wanted a quiet spot in the corner. 1.2417 0.04266 120 93 25 2
2302 You wanted an outdoor table. 1.2417 0.04733 120 96 19 5
2303 Sorry about the wait... my other section is in the boiler room. 1.2417 0.04427 120 94 23 3
2304 May I recommend something with wings? 1.2417 0.04427 120 94 23 3
2305 The review said atmospheric. 1.2417 0.04733 120 96 19 5
2306 Well, the hotel brochure did mention rooftop dining. 1.2417 0.04427 120 94 23 3
2307 And what would the Plein Air diners care to drink this evening? 1.2417 0.04427 120 94 23 3
2308 I told you we had air conditioning. 1.2417 0.04427 120 94 23 3
2309 I don't think this is what is meant by haute cuisine. 1.2417 0.04427 120 94 23 3
2310 ... And tonight’s special is roast pigeon over a bed of steamed vertigo ... 1.2417 0.05020 120 98 15 7
2311 This is our roof-top dining on a budget as recommended on Trip Advisor. Obviously you didn’t read the comments. 1.2417 0.04583 120 95 21 4
2312 Is the pigeon fresh? 1.2417 0.04583 120 95 21 4
2313 Yes, the pan-fried pigeon is locally sourced. 1.2417 0.04583 120 95 21 4
2314 I'm sorry for the confusion, Mr. Fresco. 1.2417 0.04733 120 96 19 5
2315 We also have a suicide special but you have to move more to your left. 1.2417 0.05020 120 98 15 7
2316 And for the special, we have free range pidgeon. 1.2417 0.04583 120 95 21 4
2317 And the special today is pigeon, just caught this morning. 1.2417 0.04583 120 95 21 4
2318 Is this one far enough from the kitchen for you? 1.2417 0.04583 120 95 21 4
2319 When we say 'scenic view', we don't kid around. 1.2417 0.04427 120 94 23 3
2320 I would recommend avoiding the heavier menu items. 1.2417 0.04879 120 97 17 6
2321 Might I recommend the squab? 1.2417 0.05158 120 99 13 8
2322 Sorry, not my table. 1.2414 0.04682 116 92 20 4
2323 My horoscope said I should put myself out there. 1.2414 0.04682 116 92 20 4
2324 Madame and Monsieur,welcome to the Height of Al Fresco dining 1.2414 0.04682 116 92 20 4
2325 Do either of you have any food allergies or vertigo? 1.2397 0.04395 121 95 23 3
2326 Well, this IS as far away from the kitchen as possible... 1.2373 0.04611 118 94 20 4
2327 The rent is too damned high, indeed. Ready to order? 1.2373 0.04766 118 95 18 5
2328 Now what do think about tipping. 1.2373 0.04611 118 94 20 4
2329 I need to use the ladies. 1.2373 0.04766 118 95 18 5
2330 I hear the fall menu is to die for. 1.2373 0.04611 118 94 20 4
2331 Would you mind placing your order before the pigeons come home to roost? 1.2373 0.04766 118 95 18 5
2332 You asked, if you could be seated near a window, for the view... 1.2373 0.04286 118 92 24 2
2333 If monsieur would simply call ahead next time . . . 1.2373 0.04915 118 96 16 6
2334 You said you would take any open table. 1.2373 0.04611 118 94 20 4
2335 Your pidgeons will be out shortly. 1.2373 0.04915 118 96 16 6
2336 Would Sir or Madam care to partake of our fall menu? 1.2373 0.04915 118 96 16 6
2337 Staff appreciation night 1.2373 0.04915 118 96 16 6
2338 If you're in a hurry, may I suggest something on the heavier side? 1.2373 0.04611 118 94 20 4
2339 These menus are barely legible. 1.2373 0.05202 118 98 12 8
2340 I know I reserved a table with a view, but this is a little over the edge for me. 1.2373 0.04611 118 94 20 4
2341 I don't mean to be *pushy*, but I think you should consider getting dessert. 1.2373 0.04611 118 94 20 4
2342 Order...carefully. 1.2373 0.04611 118 94 20 4
2343 Hi. I'm Steve, but they call me 'The Pusher.'" 1.2373 0.04611 118 94 20 4
2344 The table by the bathroom doesn't sound so bad, now does it? 1.2373 0.04451 118 93 22 3
2345 You're lucky that Superman and his date had to run. 1.2373 0.04915 118 96 16 6
2346 The locally sourced pigeon is our special today. 1.2373 0.04611 118 94 20 4
2347 Sir, if you don't like this one, I can offer you a table in the bathroom 1.2373 0.04766 118 95 18 5
2348 Flies are the only amuse-bouche that we have 1.2373 0.04766 118 95 18 5
2349 Yes, the squab is very fresh. 1.2373 0.05061 118 97 14 7
2350 The tableside guacamole guy is scared to come out. 1.2373 0.04915 118 96 16 6
2351 Yes, my brother, you are rich and handsome and live on the edge. But I can wiggle my left ear. 1.2373 0.05202 118 98 12 8
2352 Never in my life did I tip more than 20%, but.... 1.2373 0.04766 118 95 18 5
2353 The Squirrel and Pigeon entrees are part of their new "Roof to Table" movement. 1.2373 0.04915 118 96 16 6
2354 For you. Mr. Miller, and you Mrs. Nielsen, the best seats in the house. Don't look down. 1.2373 0.04766 118 95 18 5
2355 And, how are you enjoying the “reservation for two at 7pm for 8pm on a Friday” section? 1.2373 0.05061 118 97 14 7
2356 But monsieur et madame, this is haute cuisine! 1.2373 0.04451 118 93 22 3
2357 So, the Lover's Leap Lasagna for two, and no dessert... 1.2373 0.04915 118 96 16 6
2358 Could be worse. You should see where he has the Attorney General. 1.2373 0.05061 118 97 14 7
2359 You know I have plenty of guests waiting who would happily kill for this table. 1.2373 0.05202 118 98 12 8
2360 Not quite what I had in mind when you said "outdoor seating". 1.2353 0.04418 119 94 22 3
2361 May I suggest the free-range all natural squab? 1.2353 0.04577 119 95 20 4
2362 This menu isn't legible. 1.2353 0.04878 119 97 16 6
2363 Mais oui! We take pride in our gastronomy with a side of astronomy. 1.2353 0.04878 119 97 16 6
2364 can we just skip the falling in love and go strait to the kid's 1.2353 0.04577 119 95 20 4
2365 Something a little edgy,perhaps? 1.2353 0.04254 119 93 24 2
2366 Sir, they're flying in the Newfoundland duck but you will need to retrieve it yourself. 1.2353 0.04418 119 94 22 3
2367 Isn’t a little fresh air romantic? 1.2353 0.04083 119 92 26 1
2368 So this is your private table? 1.2353 0.04418 119 94 22 3
2369 It was either this or no more free bread. 1.2353 0.04730 119 96 18 5
2370 I guess I'll have the free-range pigeon. 1.2353 0.04418 119 94 22 3
2371 The only other vacant table is near the kitchen. 1.2353 0.04577 119 95 20 4
2372 My name is Eric and I'll be your waiter and exposure therapist." 1.2353 0.04577 119 95 20 4
2373 If you don't tip, I will. 1.2353 0.04418 119 94 22 3
2374 We're out of everything. 1.2353 0.04730 119 96 18 5
2375 The house specialty is squab tartare prepared tableside. 1.2353 0.04577 119 95 20 4
2376 Ummmm . . . may I suggest a nice bottle of Perrier rather than wine this evening? 1.2353 0.04730 119 96 18 5
2377 At least it is bigger than our apartment. 1.2353 0.04730 119 96 18 5
2378 I do hope that alleviates your concerns about the noise. If not, I would be happy to place you just a couple steps further. 1.2353 0.04730 119 96 18 5
2379 May I recommend the hanger steak? 1.2353 0.04577 119 95 20 4
2380 Is the lovely couple ready to order the edgiest of edgy culinary experiences? 1.2353 0.04577 119 95 20 4
2381 You had to insist on outdoor seating. 1.2353 0.04730 119 96 18 5
2382 From my vantage point, it appears your relationship is on the edge. 1.2353 0.04418 119 94 22 3
2383 The chef’s special today is pigeon. 1.2353 0.04577 119 95 20 4
2384 Today's Special: a complimentary pigeon egg appetizer with any entree. 1.2353 0.03905 119 91 28 0
2385 May I recommend the locally sourced, free-range squab this evening? 1.2353 0.04577 119 95 20 4
2386 I recommend the smoked pigeon,the pan-fried pigeon,the pigeon pie,or the pigeon casserole. 1.2353 0.04878 119 97 16 6
2387 Non, I assure you, zees IZZ ze special American section. 1.2353 0.04577 119 95 20 4
2388 This is not what I imagined when you said "edgie". 1.2353 0.04577 119 95 20 4
2389 Your'e lucky, last year it rained during restaurant week 1.2353 0.04577 119 95 20 4
2390 Your waiter stepped out, so you'll need to pick up your orders at the window. 1.2353 0.04418 119 94 22 3
2391 Next time can you please not joke with the maitre d' about Haute Cuisine? 1.2353 0.04418 119 94 22 3
2392 The smoking area will be straight ahead, sir. 1.2353 0.04254 119 93 24 2
2393 Well, at least it's not near the bathroom. 1.2353 0.04577 119 95 20 4
2394 If I may suggest, the squab - locally sourced or course. 1.2353 0.04254 119 93 24 2
2395 Our specials tonight are to die for. 1.2353 0.04577 119 95 20 4
2396 Wow, these prices are right on the edge! 1.2353 0.04730 119 96 18 5
2397 First time in NY? I suggest the squab, a local favorite. 1.2353 0.04418 119 94 22 3
2398 You should jump for our special tonight. It's to die for. 1.2353 0.05162 119 99 12 8
2399 "If you had called ahead, we could have put you in the men's room." 1.2353 0.04577 119 95 20 4
2400 It certainly is haute cuisine! 1.2353 0.04083 119 92 26 1
2401 This IS our smoking section. 1.2353 0.04418 119 94 22 3
2402 I would have preferred the table near the kitchen! 1.2353 0.04418 119 94 22 3
2403 It’s Fresco. Al Fresco. 1.2353 0.04577 119 95 20 4
2404 We hope you like the haute cuisine. 1.2353 0.04730 119 96 18 5
2405 Thanks for reserving with the REALLY Open Table app 1.2353 0.04254 119 93 24 2
2406 Would you care for an umbrella? It's migratory season. 1.2353 0.04418 119 94 22 3
2407 Forget the fake call to ditch your date -- just push the table over a little. 1.2353 0.04730 119 96 18 5
2408 You asked for a table near a window. 1.2353 0.04418 119 94 22 3
2409 The pigeon is quite popular with the locals. 1.2353 0.04254 119 93 24 2
2410 If you fall off, your meal is free 1.2353 0.04577 119 95 20 4
2411 Pick your pigeon is the early bird special. 1.2353 0.04418 119 94 22 3
2412 If either of you are going to jump, may I suggest the house Merlot. 1.2353 0.04577 119 95 20 4
2413 The tourist guide said top restaurant with city view. 1.2353 0.04418 119 94 22 3
2414 The squab is delicious according to all the falcons. 1.2353 0.04878 119 97 16 6
2415 But the Maitre d' said you didn't want anybody eavesdropping. 1.2353 0.04577 119 95 20 4
2416 This is all we had for a marital discourse section. 1.2353 0.04878 119 97 16 6
2417 When you said it's an edgy new restaurant, I didn't think you meant literally. 1.2353 0.04577 119 95 20 4
2418 Not my idea of haute cuisine 1.2353 0.04577 119 95 20 4
2419 So you finally found a spot where you’re table doesn’t wobble. I’m still not coming any closer. 1.2353 0.04730 119 96 18 5
2420 Our “Chef’s Surprise” is on the house. 1.2353 0.04878 119 97 16 6
2421 Do we have any room for dessert? 1.2353 0.04577 119 95 20 4
2422 Let me know if it’s too breezy for you. 1.2353 0.04730 119 96 18 5
2423 You've been acting strange ever since I told you I'd include you in the will. 1.2353 0.04418 119 94 22 3
2424 We give a whole new meaning to "al fresco dining." 1.2353 0.04730 119 96 18 5
2425 If this place is so edgy, how come we're the only ones here? 1.2353 0.04577 119 95 20 4
2426 The chef recommends the fresh pigeon" 1.2353 0.04418 119 94 22 3
2427 We're thinking a well-balanced red, perhaps a tad edgy. 1.2353 0.04254 119 93 24 2
2428 When you said this place had atmosphere, you weren't kidding. 1.2348 0.04676 115 92 19 4
2429 My apologies. The hostess thought you asked for the table ON the corner. 1.2348 0.04991 115 94 15 6
2430 Ha - bet you thought we couldn't spell '"ledgendary." 1.2348 0.04676 115 92 19 4
2431 I'll give you a few minutes to examine the menu and reflect on the gravity of your situation. Sparkling or Still? 1.2348 0.04836 115 93 17 5
2432 This is not the time for me to be pushy 1.2348 0.04836 115 93 17 5
2433 Dine and Dash is no longer a problem... 1.2348 0.04836 115 93 17 5
2434 May I offer you some suggestions? 1.2348 0.04676 115 92 19 4
2435 We're giving our regulars a preview of our newly conceived sidewalk dining experience for when the city finally floods. 1.2348 0.04836 115 93 17 5
2436 Sir, your text stated you desired a table with our "ledgendary" view. 1.2348 0.04676 115 92 19 4
2437 You said you didn't want to be near the restrooms 1.2348 0.04510 115 91 21 3
2438 Hurry up and order, the window washers are due any minute! 1.2348 0.04676 115 92 19 4
2439 I'm not sure I gave you the correct menu, did you say "Acrophobic" or "Agoraphobic" 1.2348 0.04836 115 93 17 5
2440 Is it just me, or are the sky-high prices giving you vertigo? 1.2348 0.04510 115 91 21 3
2441 Should we ask him if they have something other than pigeon entrees? 1.2348 0.05142 115 95 13 7
2442 Our special this evening- 'pigeon' under glass 1.2348 0.04676 115 92 19 4
2443 They say the prices here will send you over the edge. 1.2348 0.04836 115 93 17 5
2444 I'll be piloting your drone this evening. 1.2348 0.04991 115 94 15 6
2445 Does this apron make me look fat? 1.2348 0.04510 115 91 21 3
2446 No - this is the last table near a window. 1.2348 0.04836 115 93 17 5
2447 This isn't a mustache. It's far-away birds. 1.2348 0.04836 115 93 17 5
2448 Bottled, tap, or rain for the table? 1.2348 0.04510 115 91 21 3
2449 Your idea of romantic, rooftop dining leaves much to be desired. 1.2348 0.04676 115 92 19 4
2450 It’s so annoying when they give you the Fall menu when its still Summer 1.2348 0.04991 115 94 15 6
2451 OK. Next time we'll get here earlier. 1.2348 0.04337 115 90 23 2
2452 ''Depending on your agility, we may have run out of the pigeon.'' 1.2348 0.04991 115 94 15 6
2453 Our special for the day is pigeon 1.2348 0.05142 115 95 13 7
2454 I’m trying to find out how desperate you are 1.2348 0.04836 115 93 17 5
2455 The reviews said it would be an edgy dining experience. 1.2348 0.04337 115 90 23 2
2456 Our higher prices,sir, are based on your location. 1.2348 0.04676 115 92 19 4
2457 WELL, you asked for a table by the window! 1.2348 0.04158 115 89 25 1
2458 I like a guy who is out front on first dates. 1.2348 0.04676 115 92 19 4
2459 As you can see, our terrace seating is to die for. 1.2348 0.04676 115 92 19 4
2460 If you think that drop is alarming, wait until you see our entrees. 1.2348 0.04676 115 92 19 4
2461 The service is great here the servers never miss a step. 1.2348 0.04991 115 94 15 6
2462 The chef says everything is vegan except for the bird droppings." 1.2348 0.04836 115 93 17 5
2463 I'm sorry, sir. We only offer the lunch menu up until the 3rd floor. 1.2348 0.04991 115 94 15 6
2464 Sir, you did reserve our Ledge ’n’ Dairy™ dinner package. Will that be skim or whole? 1.2348 0.05142 115 95 13 7
2465 Something about this place is making me feel a bit jumpy. 1.2348 0.04676 115 92 19 4
2466 If you couldn't tell when you sat down, our special today is squab. 1.2348 0.05142 115 95 13 7
2467 Well, this is special. 1.2348 0.04991 115 94 15 6
2468 Two buffets? Of course, and whom should we notify in case of emergency? 1.2348 0.04510 115 91 21 3
2469 I can return you to your seats by the bathroom. 1.2348 0.04676 115 92 19 4
2470 Tonight's special is Pigeon Sous Vide. 1.2348 0.04510 115 91 21 3
2471 We'll have what Trump had. 1.2348 0.04991 115 94 15 6
2472 Tonight's special is fresh squab caught and prepared table side. 1.2348 0.04158 115 89 25 1
2473 On Airbnb, it said "includes rooftop lounge" 1.2348 0.04510 115 91 21 3
2474 This is the "cutting edge" in dining 1.2348 0.04991 115 94 15 6
2475 Wow, when you said "an edgy restaurant" you really meant it! 1.2348 0.04337 115 90 23 2
2476 All these years, I had thought 'en plein air' applied only to painting. 1.2348 0.04836 115 93 17 5
2477 What may I get startled for you? 1.2348 0.04510 115 91 21 3
2478 The pigeon is fresh this evening. 1.2328 0.04798 116 94 17 5
2479 The squab is prepared tableside. 1.2301 0.04870 113 92 16 5
2480 You did ask for a window table. 1.2301 0.04534 113 90 20 3
2481 Most people would die for a view like this. 1.2301 0.04870 113 92 16 5
2482 No, we don't have Bird's Nest Soup. Why do you ask? 1.2301 0.04705 113 91 18 4
2483 Well, you DID ask to be seated by the window. 1.2301 0.04870 113 92 16 5
2484 Our catch of the day is sauteed squab. 1.2301 0.04356 113 89 22 2
2485 This is our quietest table. 1.2301 0.04705 113 91 18 4
2486 ...but, the view is incredible! 1.2301 0.05030 113 93 14 6
2487 We’ve raised fine dining to new heights. 1.2301 0.04705 113 91 18 4
2488 I’d avoid the pigeon. 1.2301 0.04356 113 89 22 2
2489 Let me know when ready to order from your menu, slash liability waivers. Enjoy now. 1.2301 0.04705 113 91 18 4
2490 Those are the fall specials. 1.2301 0.04705 113 91 18 4
2491 Yelp said the view was to die for. 1.2301 0.04705 113 91 18 4
2492 You get to pick your own pigeon. 1.2301 0.04870 113 92 16 5
2493 It used to be a 1950s style diner, but the waiters didn't want to wear the roller skates. 1.2301 0.04171 113 88 24 1
2494 Yep, this is the table you paid $1000 and waited 6 months for. On the bright side, it isn't raining out! 1.2301 0.04534 113 90 20 3
2495 That's the fourth busboy we lost this week. 1.2301 0.04534 113 90 20 3
2496 If you'll scoot a bit closer I'll tell you what's on the menu. 1.2301 0.04356 113 89 22 2
2497 I recommend the sill-to-table squab. 1.2301 0.04870 113 92 16 5
2498 The menu will blow you away. 1.2301 0.04534 113 90 20 3
2499 What a view! I hope the food is as good. 1.2301 0.04705 113 91 18 4
2500 For an appetizer may I suggest the deconstructed egg drop soup. You get to drop it yourself. 1.2301 0.04356 113 89 22 2
2501 Don’t order too much wine. It might make you tipsy. 1.2301 0.04534 113 90 20 3
2502 Can we interest you in our locally sourced squab? 1.2301 0.04705 113 91 18 4
2503 Dine 'n dash is not an option 1.2301 0.04705 113 91 18 4
2504 Fran warned me that the waiters are pushy here. 1.2301 0.04705 113 91 18 4
2505 The rest of your party would appear to have arrived sir" 1.2301 0.04870 113 92 16 5
2506 And for you Batm...er, Mr. Wayne? 1.2301 0.05184 113 94 12 7
2507 You have to stop insisting on the table with the best view every time we try a new restaurant. 1.2301 0.04870 113 92 16 5
2508 They did say intimate seating available. 1.2301 0.04356 113 89 22 2
2509 This is as far left as we have. 1.2301 0.04705 113 91 18 4
2510 I'll have my steak medium-rare and our divorce well-done 1.2301 0.04705 113 91 18 4
2511 Tonight’s special is locally sourced pigeon 1.2301 0.04705 113 91 18 4
2512 Welcome to edgy cuisine. 1.2301 0.04705 113 91 18 4
2513 Today's special is stuffed pigeon. 1.2301 0.04705 113 91 18 4
2514 ...and, as always, the squab is fresh tonight. 1.2301 0.05184 113 94 12 7
2515 Hi, I'm ER Dr. Sanchez and I'll be taking care of you tonight. 1.2301 0.04705 113 91 18 4
2516 I don't think fresh-air dining is all it is cracked up to be. 1.2301 0.04534 113 90 20 3
2517 Maybe we should go easy on the cocktails. 1.2301 0.04705 113 91 18 4
2518 Their Take-Out Is to Die For 1.2301 0.04870 113 92 16 5
2519 I promise. This is the last time I propose to you. 1.2301 0.04870 113 92 16 5
2520 This isn't quite what I had in mind when I said let's go 'out' for dinner. 1.2301 0.04705 113 91 18 4
2521 Of course, your dinner is on the house. 1.2301 0.04534 113 90 20 3
2522 We should've been more specific when we told him "a table by the window" 1.2301 0.04705 113 91 18 4
2523 Welcome back, Mr. & Mrs. Pidgeon. Might I start you off with some leftover bread? 1.2301 0.04356 113 89 22 2
2524 Chef Pierre is known for his edgy approach to cuisine 1.2301 0.05030 113 93 14 6
2525 You asked for a table by the window, didn't you? 1.2301 0.05030 113 93 14 6
2526 Our specials tonight are ledgendary. 1.2301 0.04870 113 92 16 5
2527 The patio special tonight is pigeon sous-vide with a very nice cream sauce. 1.2301 0.04534 113 90 20 3
2528 This restaurant is a ledge end. 1.2301 0.04534 113 90 20 3
2529 Yes, it is outdoors and private, but the waiter wants an extra trip for delivery service. 1.2301 0.04705 113 91 18 4
2530 Might I recommend the hanger-on steak? 1.2301 0.04534 113 90 20 3
2531 The pigeon is fresh today 1.2301 0.04870 113 92 16 5
2532 We demanded a window view, not to be the window view! 1.2301 0.05184 113 94 12 7
2533 Where'd your son go? 1.2301 0.04705 113 91 18 4
2534 Due to high winds there is no tableside service today. 1.2301 0.04870 113 92 16 5
2535 Aren’t window seats usually on the inside? 1.2301 0.04870 113 92 16 5
2536 Can I recommend the steak à la précipice? Perhaps well done? 1.2301 0.04356 113 89 22 2
2537 You may call it “Siberia”, but we call it a “table with a view. 1.2301 0.05184 113 94 12 7
2538 We advertise our restaurant as High End. 1.2301 0.04870 113 92 16 5
2539 The sunset view makes the wait for the reservation worth it. 1.2301 0.04705 113 91 18 4
2540 Yes, ICE just carted off several of our employees but the remaining staff still voted to seat you out here. Would you like to hear tonight's specials? 1.2301 0.05184 113 94 12 7
2541 Sarah Huckabee Sanders said nothing but good things about the atmosphere here 1.2301 0.04705 113 91 18 4
2542 The chef recommends the pigeon. 1.2301 0.04534 113 90 20 3
2543 The special tonight is locally sourced squab. 1.2301 0.04705 113 91 18 4
2544 May I recommend the squab? It will be quite fresh. 1.2301 0.04705 113 91 18 4
2545 I'm sorry. It has fallen so no souffle tonight. Perhaps shoo fly pie? 1.2301 0.04870 113 92 16 5
2546 This is our new "free range" dining area. 1.2301 0.04171 113 88 24 1
2547 Tonight's special... just flew by. 1.2301 0.04870 113 92 16 5
2548 Donald, I told you to make the reservations in a fake name. 1.2301 0.05184 113 94 12 7
2549 Tonight's special is really going to put you over the edge. 1.2301 0.04870 113 92 16 5
2550 Rooftop dining, huh? You think I don’t recognize your cousin Charlie AND his apartment? 1.2301 0.05481 113 96 8 9
2551 Ah, you must be the pathetic fucks paying with a Groupon. 1.2301 0.04870 113 92 16 5
2552 The special today is Wild Pidgeon 1.2301 0.04705 113 91 18 4
2553 One of us is getting tipped. 1.2301 0.04705 113 91 18 4
2554 Please try not to drop any of the dinnerware and I will be right back with your drinks. 1.2301 0.04870 113 92 16 5
2555 This is taking "bar menu" to another level. 1.2301 0.04870 113 92 16 5
2556 It's just a precaution---our molecular soufflet sometimes spontaneously combusts 1.2301 0.04534 113 90 20 3
2557 We only serve light meals, luckily​ for you 1.2301 0.04534 113 90 20 3
2558 Let's see. I think I'll have the ledge salad. 1.2301 0.04356 113 89 22 2
2559 Do you think I'll get a little umbrella in my Mai Tai? 1.2301 0.04534 113 90 20 3
2560 It’s not just the prices that are sky high 1.2301 0.04171 113 88 24 1
2561 As you requested, a table on the terrace. 1.2301 0.04870 113 92 16 5
2562 I am sorry, I didn't tip last time. 1.2301 0.04534 113 90 20 3
2563 "A view to die for" wasn't an exaggeration. 1.2301 0.04705 113 91 18 4
2564 You wanted to eat somewhere edgy... 1.2301 0.04171 113 88 24 1
2565 I've heard that this was quite an edge place. 1.2301 0.04534 113 90 20 3
2566 If the menu looks too edgy for you, let me know and I’ll throw you a rope. 1.2301 0.05184 113 94 12 7
2567 Please let me know if you have any questions about our new take out menu. 1.2301 0.04870 113 92 16 5
2568 Well, you insisted on a table near the window. 1.2301 0.04705 113 91 18 4
2569 Ma'am, might I suggest you start with the dessert? 1.2301 0.04534 113 90 20 3
2570 So is this table far enough away from the kitchen for you? 1.2301 0.05030 113 93 14 6
2571 Is this far enough away from the kitchen for you? 1.2301 0.04705 113 91 18 4
2572 It won’t seem high after you see the bill. 1.2301 0.04705 113 91 18 4
2573 The prices were left off the menu intentionally for your dining safety. 1.2301 0.05184 113 94 12 7
2574 You said you liked to live life on the edge. 1.2301 0.04705 113 91 18 4
2575 Ranch, blue cheese, or just hold your plate in the air and wait. 1.2301 0.04870 113 92 16 5
2576 Tonight's special is "pigeon farci" , which is locally sourced. Very locally. 1.2301 0.04356 113 89 22 2
2577 Ledge just agree to disagree. 1.2301 0.04870 113 92 16 5
2578 I particularly recommend our fresh pigeon this evening. 1.2301 0.04705 113 91 18 4
2579 If you have to barf, the pigeons will handle it. 1.2301 0.04870 113 92 16 5
2580 I think we'll skip the wine 1.2301 0.04705 113 91 18 4
2581 Be careful not to get tipsy. 1.2301 0.04356 113 89 22 2
2582 Might I suggest the fall vegetables? 1.2301 0.04870 113 92 16 5
2583 I love a menu that can take a risk. 1.2301 0.04705 113 91 18 4
2584 Might I push you in the direction of our special this evening? 1.2301 0.04870 113 92 16 5
2585 I don't think he understood when I said we wanted a window table. 1.2301 0.04534 113 90 20 3
2586 Bordeaux goes well with a fear of heights. 1.2301 0.04705 113 91 18 4
2587 Try the squab; it's very fresh. 1.2301 0.04870 113 92 16 5
2588 The Squab is extremely fresh 1.2301 0.04870 113 92 16 5
2589 Tonight' Special is Roast Pigeon Pour Deux 1.2301 0.04705 113 91 18 4
2590 May I suggest the fresh squab with essence of local fungi. 1.2301 0.04870 113 92 16 5
2591 I'd tell you the specials, but it's too much trouble. 1.2301 0.05030 113 93 14 6
2592 I’m thinking I’ll have the braised pigeon...that one, over there. And you? 1.2301 0.04705 113 91 18 4
2593 whatwver you do... don’t swipe right. 1.2301 0.04356 113 89 22 2
2594 You've come to the right place for edgy cuisine. 1.2301 0.04705 113 91 18 4
2595 En plain air 1.2301 0.04870 113 92 16 5
2596 I recommend the squab. It's local. 1.2301 0.04356 113 89 22 2
2597 You did request a corner outdoor table, did you not? 1.2301 0.04534 113 90 20 3
2598 We got you the corner table, as you requested. 1.2301 0.04705 113 91 18 4
2599 The pigeon is local, and the chef’s special. 1.2301 0.04705 113 91 18 4
2600 Pigeon pie's our special du jour: guaranteed ledge to table. 1.2301 0.04534 113 90 20 3
2601 This is not the new, edgy restaurant I thought it would be but let's try an appetizer. 1.2301 0.04705 113 91 18 4
2602 Gee Honey, that three-dollar tip sure worked wonders. 1.2301 0.04870 113 92 16 5
2603 In addition to the outside table, it's your lucky night. Today's special is pigeon. 1.2301 0.04534 113 90 20 3
2604 Our chef strives to provide a very literal version of 'haute cuisine.' 1.2294 0.04446 109 86 21 2
2605 Tonight's squab is incredibly fresh. 1.2294 0.04250 109 85 23 1
2606 On second thought, let's not dine al fresco. 1.2288 0.04569 118 95 19 4
2607 You asked for a private table. This is a private table. 1.2281 0.04990 114 94 14 6
2608 It’s part of our bottomless brunch deal. 1.2281 0.04499 114 91 20 3
2609 This table is for diners without reservations. 1.2281 0.04668 114 92 18 4
2610 Spiderman is particularly fond of this table and loves our pigeon pate. 1.2281 0.04990 114 94 14 6
2611 I trust you are fine with the open air private dinning you requested. 1.2281 0.04139 114 89 24 1
2612 The special tonight is wild pigeon. 1.2281 0.04668 114 92 18 4
2613 Honey, when I said 'haute cuisine' this isn't what I meant. 1.2281 0.04668 114 92 18 4
2614 Let’s order and then we play musical chairs! 1.2281 0.04831 114 93 16 5
2615 Dining out with you is one tall order! 1.2281 0.04990 114 94 14 6
2616 May I recommend the fresh pigeon? 1.2281 0.04668 114 92 18 4
2617 Sir, I can't keep lying. Your in-laws saw the open table for four. 1.2281 0.04831 114 93 16 5
2618 Probably not a good idea to order anything too heavy. 1.2281 0.04323 114 90 22 2
2619 You’ll be pleased to learn that our squab is very local. 1.2281 0.04323 114 90 22 2
2620 Under "Specials" today we have a sweet Rigatoni, and a Beef and Vegetable Medley. Under desserts we have our signature Chocolate Brownie Truffle. And under your ledge we have a pile of empty cardboard boxes and yoga mats. 1.2281 0.04831 114 93 16 5
2621 I thought you said Hedge Fund. 1.2281 0.05143 114 95 12 7
2622 I feel a chill. You? 1.2281 0.04668 114 92 18 4
2623 I'm Ian, and I'll be your server this evening at Ledge. 1.2281 0.04668 114 92 18 4
2624 Good evening and welcome to L'edge. 1.2281 0.04668 114 92 18 4
2625 Sorry, the patio was full. 1.2281 0.04668 114 92 18 4
2626 May I suggest the fresh pigeon. 1.2273 0.05111 110 91 13 6
2627 Tonight’s special entree ran and played in the very street below you! 1.2273 0.05271 110 92 11 7
2628 Tonight's defenestration special is... 1.2273 0.05271 110 92 11 7
2629 I recommend the pigeon, which was locally sourced. 1.2273 0.04773 110 89 17 4
2630 Water only on request. Perhaps not even then. 1.2273 0.04945 110 90 15 5
2631 It's generally wise to tip your maître d'. 1.2261 0.04631 115 93 18 4
2632 Any height allergies we should know about? 1.2252 0.04735 111 90 17 4
2633 The special of the day is squab. 1.2252 0.04375 111 88 21 2
2634 Good evening Madam and Sir...after you have read and signed the disclaimer I will let you know chef’s delicious specials for dinner service 1.2252 0.04375 111 88 21 2
2635 I'll serve you, but don't start anything. 1.2252 0.04735 111 90 17 4
2636 Honey, OSHA requires a frickin railing. 1.2252 0.04558 111 89 19 3
2637 Zagat was right. The menu is pretty ordinary, but it does have a view to die for. 1.2252 0.04735 111 90 17 4
2638 I guess this is better than our original table next to the bathroom. 1.2252 0.04558 111 89 19 3
2639 For your information I never said hip, I said edgy. Hurry up and order before the pigeons notice. 1.2252 0.04735 111 90 17 4
2640 For our special this evening we are serving a local roost pigeon. 1.2252 0.04558 111 89 19 3
2641 You might want to order something quick; if it starts raining, our alfresco dining area can get a little slippery. 1.2252 0.04558 111 89 19 3
2642 Sir, we never let our customers down. 1.2252 0.04558 111 89 19 3
2643 Would you like to hear your exit strategy? 1.2252 0.04735 111 90 17 4
2644 This is really an edgy place, isn't it? 1.2252 0.03983 111 86 25 0
2645 I told you we should have dressed better. 1.2252 0.05069 111 92 13 6
2646 The pigeon is very fresh tonight. 1.2252 0.04375 111 88 21 2
2647 Have you guys had enough yet of living on the edge? 1.2252 0.04904 111 91 15 5
2648 I'm on the verge of making my choice. 1.2252 0.04735 111 90 17 4
2649 This old town is getting me down, too, but you need to move the table back where it was. 1.2252 0.04735 111 90 17 4
2650 For a starter tonight, the chef is featuring a fabulous ledge salad. 1.2252 0.04558 111 89 19 3
2651 Can I offer you a complimentary guardrail? 1.2252 0.04735 111 90 17 4
2652 Welcome to Trump Tower. Today, our specials are Liar & Fatmouth Bang Bang Shrimp, as well as Friend or Foe Gratin and for dessert, Death...by chocolate. 1.2252 0.05069 111 92 13 6
2653 ...And if you drop your steak knife, we're not liable. 1.2252 0.04375 111 88 21 2
2654 See how I turned your death wish into a dining experience? 1.2252 0.05228 111 93 11 7
2655 The squab is extremely local. 1.2252 0.04375 111 88 21 2
2656 It's on the house. 1.2252 0.04735 111 90 17 4
2657 May I suggest a nice French wine that pairs nicely with the local rock dove? 1.2252 0.04183 111 87 23 1
2658 Um, I really should go check on the solitary diner eating all alone several ledges above you. 1.2252 0.04904 111 91 15 5
2659 If you don't want to go out on a ledge, I recommend the burger and fries. 1.2252 0.05069 111 92 13 6
2660 They take their early-bird-special literally. 1.2252 0.04375 111 88 21 2
2661 Yes, we do expect a dip in business when the L train shuts down. 1.2252 0.04735 111 90 17 4
2662 Some consider our offerings too edgy. 1.2252 0.04735 111 90 17 4
2663 We're out of Squab. 1.2252 0.04904 111 91 15 5
2664 Todays special is a green salad with grains, seeds and berries, with a choice of insects, snails and earthworms in the wild. 1.2252 0.04558 111 89 19 3
2665 I would recommend against the bread sticks due to pigeon risk. 1.2252 0.04735 111 90 17 4
2666 Sir, we don't serve the Cherries Jubilee table side anymore for obvious reasons 1.2252 0.05228 111 93 11 7
2667 Blame yourself. You insisted on outside dining. 1.2252 0.04558 111 89 19 3
2668 Welcome to “Living on the Ledge”. Can I take your order? 1.2252 0.04375 111 88 21 2
2669 And don't forget to tip your waiter! 1.2252 0.05069 111 92 13 6
2670 We require a "just-in-case" pre-payment. 1.2252 0.04735 111 90 17 4
2671 Studies show that people bond over near-death experiences: you're welcome. 1.2252 0.04558 111 89 19 3
2672 We would so appreciate it if you could skooch a tad closer to the edge. 1.2252 0.04735 111 90 17 4
2673 Yes, the Mariachi band you hear below does come with the meal. 1.2252 0.04904 111 91 15 5
2674 Just be mindful of the wind when you need to use the loo. 1.2252 0.04375 111 88 21 2
2675 For our suicidal couples we recommend our menu gastronomique with wine pairing. 1.2252 0.05069 111 92 13 6
2676 I don't want to go out on a ledge, but you seem like people who would be willing to try tonight's special. 1.2252 0.04735 111 90 17 4
2677 Two for the road, then... 1.2252 0.04735 111 90 17 4
2678 Your duck shall arrive shortly, along with the organic special sauce. 1.2252 0.04735 111 90 17 4
2679 How about starting with a cocktail, just to take the edge off. 1.2252 0.04558 111 89 19 3
2680 Can I bring you parachutes while you’re thinking? 1.2252 0.05069 111 92 13 6
2681 That's French for, "Please don't jump! 1.2252 0.04558 111 89 19 3
2682 I had more choice in the primaries. 1.2252 0.04558 111 89 19 3
2683 Just a friendly pice of advice. We think the chef is off his meds again, so best not annoy him with any special requests 1.2252 0.05069 111 92 13 6
2684 Would you like to order now or wait for the paramedics to arrive? 1.2252 0.04735 111 90 17 4
2685 We love to dine al fresco 1.2252 0.04904 111 91 15 5
2686 On behalf of the Mafia, please enjoy your final meal. 1.2252 0.05069 111 92 13 6
2687 I told you our food was ledgendary. 1.2243 0.05196 107 89 12 6
2688 I thought you said we were catching lunch "on the hoof". 1.2232 0.04696 112 91 17 4
2689 Don't make any sudden movements. 1.2222 0.04804 108 88 16 4
2690 We prefer payment in advance. 1.2222 0.04804 108 88 16 4
2691 This place is popular with stock brokers. When the market crashes they don't have to look for a window. 1.2222 0.04804 108 88 16 4
2692 From our freshly foraged menu may I recommend the whole roasted pigeon in a lichen infused cream sauce. 1.2222 0.05151 108 90 12 6
2693 May I suggest the cornice game hen. 1.2222 0.05633 108 93 6 9
2694 Well, madame, we thought 'Ledge to Ground' sounded more exciting than 'Farm to Table.' 1.2222 0.05151 108 90 12 6
2695 Does This place seem edgy? 1.2222 0.04804 108 88 16 4
2696 With no overhead, you would think the prices would be lower. 1.2222 0.04620 108 87 18 3
2697 How many times have I warned you about under tipping? 1.2222 0.04804 108 88 16 4
2698 Our al fresco dining isn't so popular since we moved upstairs. 1.2222 0.04620 108 87 18 3
2699 It’s lovely here, but we best keep our cocktails to a minimum 1.2222 0.04804 108 88 16 4
2700 Confirming your table reservationfor two for Mr. Al Fresco 1.2222 0.04804 108 88 16 4
2701 Is this far enough from the kitchen, asshole? 1.2222 0.04804 108 88 16 4
2702 It was this or the table by the kitchen. 1.2222 0.04981 108 89 14 5
2703 Would you mind paying the gratuity NOW? 1.2222 0.04804 108 88 16 4
2704 This our only table with a view for you and of you. 1.2222 0.04620 108 87 18 3
2705 Would you care for a canopy before dinner? 1.2222 0.05151 108 90 12 6
2706 I’m going to step out on a limb and try the squab. 1.2222 0.04620 108 87 18 3
2707 I highly recommend the ledge salad. 1.2222 0.04981 108 89 14 5
2708 It looks like we are out of the pigeon. 1.2222 0.04804 108 88 16 4
2709 You asked for the table nearest to the air conditioner. This is it. 1.2222 0.04620 108 87 18 3
2710 I don't know about you, but I'm teetering on the edge of ...risotto 1.2222 0.04229 108 85 22 1
2711 The ladies room is behind me? 1.2222 0.04804 108 88 16 4
2712 Would you like everything to drink? 1.2222 0.04804 108 88 16 4
2713 I'm sorry, we're all out of parachutes. 1.2222 0.04804 108 88 16 4
2714 May I recommend our catch-of-the-day: free-range pigeon stuff with Doritos and cigarette butts? 1.2222 0.04620 108 87 18 3
2715 I think you'll find that this non-smoking section has plenty of fresh air. 1.2222 0.04804 108 88 16 4
2716 You said you didn't want to sit close to the kitchen. 1.2222 0.04804 108 88 16 4
2717 Would you like to hear our inclement specials? 1.2222 0.04620 108 87 18 3
2718 I didn't realise what 'extreme' dining meant 1.2222 0.04620 108 87 18 3
2719 May I suggest the Wedge on the Ledge? 1.2222 0.04804 108 88 16 4
2720 We've found that this makes it much harder to Dine and Dash. 1.2222 0.04804 108 88 16 4
2721 Oh, and just a heads up, the kitchen is a little backed up tonight. 1.2222 0.04804 108 88 16 4
2722 Our special today, the Ledge Salad. 1.2222 0.04620 108 87 18 3
2723 Honestly, the sidewalk pigeons are tastier.. 1.2222 0.04429 108 86 20 2
2724 At Vertigo's we take ambiance seriously. 1.2222 0.04229 108 85 22 1
2725 I'm not really thrilled with this new non-smoking section, Jean-Pierre. 1.2222 0.04429 108 86 20 2
2726 I recommend the pigeon soup 1.2222 0.04620 108 87 18 3
2727 I want you to know that your exclusive seating is on the house. 1.2222 0.04804 108 88 16 4
2728 I'm sorry, this was the only table near a window 1.2222 0.04429 108 86 20 2
2729 We don't call it a check here, we call it a ledger." 1.2222 0.04429 108 86 20 2
2730 You asked for any seats we have let. 1.2222 0.04429 108 86 20 2
2731 Well, you asked for the edgiest spot in town. 1.2222 0.04981 108 89 14 5
2732 The squab is excellent. And locally sourced. 1.2222 0.04429 108 86 20 2
2733 I hear the pigeon is incredibly fresh. 1.2222 0.04620 108 87 18 3
2734 sorry, the table in the kitchen is already taken 1.2222 0.04981 108 89 14 5
2735 The house white is precarious with a hint of soot. 1.2222 0.04804 108 88 16 4
2736 You wanted a table with a view! 1.2222 0.04804 108 88 16 4
2737 I trust your corner table is suitable. 1.2222 0.04429 108 86 20 2
2738 No, I’m afraid we cannot prepare your Caesar’s salad at the table. 1.2222 0.04019 108 84 24 0
2739 May I suggest reading glasses? The menus are not very ledge-ible. 1.2222 0.04804 108 88 16 4
2740 You're simply going to fall out of your seat when you taste the scallops! 1.2222 0.04804 108 88 16 4
2741 May I suggest the Pigeon Surprise as a starter? 1.2222 0.04981 108 89 14 5
2742 the view from up here is gorgeous. but don’t look down 1.2222 0.04620 108 87 18 3
2743 The adrenaline pairs well with a dry red. 1.2222 0.04804 108 88 16 4
2744 This is NOT what I had in mind when you mentioned outdoor dining. 1.2222 0.04429 108 86 20 2
2745 The menu here is quite edgy. 1.2222 0.04620 108 87 18 3
2746 Still want ketchup? 1.2222 0.04804 108 88 16 4
2747 The pigeon special is exceptionally fresh. 1.2222 0.04804 108 88 16 4
2748 Well, you told me to get a table with a view of the city. 1.2222 0.04620 108 87 18 3
2749 ...and that comes with a side order of fall vegetables. 1.2222 0.04229 108 85 22 1
2750 Oh come on, It's stuffy inside and we get happy hour prices 1.2222 0.04620 108 87 18 3
2751 He made it sound pretty terrific -"en plein air"! 1.2222 0.04804 108 88 16 4
2752 She would like the sirloin and I would like a ladder, please. 1.2222 0.04804 108 88 16 4
2753 Will a second round of cocktails push you over? 1.2222 0.04804 108 88 16 4
2754 Let me recommend the chicken wings. 1.2222 0.04981 108 89 14 5
2755 May I suggest the Hanger steak 1.2222 0.04804 108 88 16 4
2756 Now, do you know why we call our menu "The Ledger"? 1.2222 0.04804 108 88 16 4
2757 I recommend the squab. It's grown right here 1.2222 0.04620 108 87 18 3
2758 I expected more from a rooftop restaurant. I think that waiter has shingles. 1.2222 0.04981 108 89 14 5
2759 I'm sorry to hear you've lost your appetite. 1.2222 0.04429 108 86 20 2
2760 Do you think he remembered that on our first date we ran out without paying the tab? 1.2222 0.04429 108 86 20 2
2761 Care to start with a roofie? 1.2222 0.04981 108 89 14 5
2762 Would either of you care for a complimentary bungee cord? 1.2222 0.04229 108 85 22 1
2763 This is the price you pay when you work at the White House. 1.2222 0.05317 108 91 10 7
2764 FYI, a few items fell off the menu 1.2222 0.04804 108 88 16 4
2765 Might I recommend an elixir for your vertigo? 1.2222 0.05151 108 90 12 6
2766 Sorry dear but I am feeling a little on edge tonight. 1.2222 0.04620 108 87 18 3
2767 Our 'Falcon Special' tonight includes squab, with pineapple upside-down cake for dessert. 1.2222 0.04804 108 88 16 4
2768 You request al fresco, and this is what you get. 1.2222 0.04620 108 87 18 3
2769 The pigeon pot pie should be fresh, 1.2222 0.04620 108 87 18 3
2770 Our management sincerely apologises for the reservation miscommunication... 1.2222 0.05151 108 90 12 6
2771 I'm sorry sir, roast pigeon is off the menu this evening because you scared them all away. 1.2222 0.04981 108 89 14 5
2772 The birdseed is gratis. And trust me, you're going to want it. 1.2222 0.04229 108 85 22 1
2773 I'm sorry, it was either here or next to the bathroom. 1.2222 0.04620 108 87 18 3
2774 You may want to be more specific sir, next time you reserve "a table near the window." 1.2222 0.04620 108 87 18 3
2775 Would you care for gutter or bottled water? 1.2222 0.04804 108 88 16 4
2776 May I recommend the ledge-to-table pigeon fricassee? 1.2222 0.04981 108 89 14 5
2777 You asked for our Fall menu. 1.2222 0.04620 108 87 18 3
2778 Our special tonight is an excellent roast pigeon—it's free-range, wild-caught, and extremely local. 1.2222 0.05151 108 90 12 6
2779 Will Ms Huckabee be joining you? 1.2222 0.04429 108 86 20 2
2780 Your pigeon server will be along shortly. 1.2222 0.04429 108 86 20 2
2781 You will find the restrooms just around the corner. 1.2222 0.04620 108 87 18 3
2782 It was inevitable that this was eventually going to be the non-smoking section. 1.2222 0.04019 108 84 24 0
2783 This is what happens when you order a steak very well done! 1.2222 0.04981 108 89 14 5
2784 Our special today is urban game bird. 1.2222 0.04429 108 86 20 2
2785 There is a tipping point, 1.2222 0.04804 108 88 16 4
2786 Your pigeon will be along any minute now. 1.2222 0.04981 108 89 14 5
2787 May I suggest a Dirty Martini to start... 1.2222 0.04620 108 87 18 3
2788 I do suggest skipping the wine. 1.2222 0.04620 108 87 18 3
2789 Would sir and madam care to stop farting now? 1.2222 0.05317 108 91 10 7
2790 You requested a window table. 1.2222 0.04620 108 87 18 3
2791 May I suggest editing your previous Yelp review before ordering? 1.2222 0.04981 108 89 14 5
2792 The patio seating offers a view to die for. 1.2222 0.04804 108 88 16 4
2793 If we had just waited 10 more minutes, we would've been seated at a better location. Thanks for your impatience, John. 1.2222 0.04620 108 87 18 3
2794 May I recommend the special tonight? It pairs quite well with crippling fear. 1.2222 0.05151 108 90 12 6
2795 Careful, the table is wobbly . 1.2222 0.04981 108 89 14 5
2796 We take Haute Cuisine very seriously here. 1.2222 0.04804 108 88 16 4
2797 And she said, ‘he should plan his own wedding, then.’ 1.2222 0.04981 108 89 14 5
2798 The review said it was edgy, but this is ridiculous. 1.2222 0.04804 108 88 16 4
2799 Please, sir, tipping back on two legs is not proper decorum and it is bad for the chair. 1.2222 0.04620 108 87 18 3
2800 And how is Madame and Monsieur enjoying our ledgendary service? 1.2222 0.04804 108 88 16 4
2801 All items are 'To Go' 1.2222 0.04981 108 89 14 5
2802 When I asked for an anniversary dinner "far from the madding crowd" in a place with a view, this wasn't quite what I had in mind. 1.2222 0.04804 108 88 16 4
2803 Don’t worry about the steep drop- Antonio’s on the ground floor just reinstalled their awning. 1.2222 0.04620 108 87 18 3
2804 I must warn Sir and Madam that there may be a fly in your soup. 1.2222 0.04229 108 85 22 1
2805 That's not his wife...that's my wife. 1.2222 0.04804 108 88 16 4
2806 Today's special is "pigeon volant" ; we recommend it "live" 1.2222 0.04804 108 88 16 4
2807 Tonight's specials include something we call Freefall Chicken, en brouchette. 1.2222 0.04981 108 89 14 5
2808 May I suggest the egg drop soup? 1.2222 0.04620 108 87 18 3
2809 That table by the kitchen doesn't look so bad now, does it. 1.2222 0.04429 108 86 20 2
2810 Is there a problem with your table, sir 1.2222 0.04429 108 86 20 2
2811 ...and the washrooms are just over, well, I'm sure you'll figure it out. 1.2222 0.04620 108 87 18 3
2812 Think of it as farm-to-elevator-to-table. 1.2222 0.04620 108 87 18 3
2813 Try our special Roast Squab - soup du jour is Bird's Nest. 1.2222 0.04804 108 88 16 4
2814 This way, no one can skip out on the check. 1.2222 0.04981 108 89 14 5
2815 Is that alfresco enough for you sir? 1.2222 0.04981 108 89 14 5
2816 Next time, let me make the reservation. 1.2202 0.04195 109 86 22 1
2817 If the cracking sounds concern you, may I suggest ordering one of our Lighter Fare entrees? 1.2202 0.04764 109 89 16 4
2818 Well, it’s better than the table in the broom closet 1.2202 0.04582 109 88 18 3
2819 The ledge wedge is a house speciality. 1.2202 0.04582 109 88 18 3
2820 Cash only! 1.2202 0.04764 109 89 16 4
2821 "The appetizers are on the drop-down list." 1.2202 0.04939 109 90 14 5
2822 Its an alleged menu. 1.2202 0.04582 109 88 18 3
2823 You will experience a heightened sense of taste. 1.2202 0.04764 109 89 16 4
2824 What? You asked for outdoor seating. 1.2202 0.04764 109 89 16 4
2825 I didn't think you were actually going out on a ledge when you asked me out. 1.2195 0.05494 82 67 12 3
2826 Dining here gives new meaning and excitement to the phrase, "Al Fresco." 1.2190 0.04684 105 85 17 3
2827 Seulement la plus haute cuisine pour vous, monsieur! 1.2190 0.04485 105 84 19 2
2828 It's New York. What else could "al fresco" mean? 1.2190 0.04485 105 84 19 2
2829 Good evening and welcome to The Ledge, New York’s edgiest new dining establishment. 1.2190 0.04684 105 85 17 3
2830 Our special dishes are always pigeon based. 1.2190 0.04684 105 85 17 3
2831 This place is a tad too edgy for my taste. 1.2190 0.05060 105 87 13 5
2832 There's no wine list or french accent out here either. 1.2170 0.04447 106 85 19 2
2833 My name is Michael, and I’ll be pushing you off tonight. 1.2170 0.05363 106 90 9 7
2834 I don't recommend the soufflé." 1.2170 0.04240 106 84 21 1
2835 Good evening, my name's Cliff and I'll be taking care of you tonight. 1.2170 0.05017 106 88 13 5
2836 I suggest you don't order the soup 1.2170 0.04834 106 87 15 4
2837 Good evening, my name is Anton. Our special today is free range pigeon a l'orange with a side of fresh greens. Air turbulance is reported to be at the tolerable level. 1.2170 0.05017 106 88 13 5
2838 If you don't like the food... Well, you get the idea. 1.2170 0.04645 106 86 17 3
2839 And don’t forget, there’s dancing after dinner. 1.2170 0.04834 106 87 15 4
2840 Please order from the "No Reservation" section of the menu. 1.2170 0.04834 106 87 15 4
2841 I guess 'dinner as a view' wasn't a typo. Who feels silly now? 1.2170 0.04023 106 83 23 0
2842 These “top” chef restaurants are getting to be a bit much. 1.2170 0.05193 106 89 11 6
2843 This is our Trump Policy Advisor special sir. The menu is paleo, from our 'catch your own sodding wildlife' selection, whilst drinks are available from the down-pipe. 1.2170 0.05193 106 89 11 6
2844 As you requested, the table furthest away from that couple with the obnoxious child. Would you and the lady care for something to drink? 1.2170 0.04834 106 87 15 4
2845 Today's special is pigeon breast with a light plum sauce and pea pellets. 1.2170 0.04645 106 86 17 3
2846 We're known for our New York Strip... 1.2170 0.04645 106 86 17 3
2847 Hows that for a view? 1.2170 0.04023 106 83 23 0
2848 Sir, Madam, We only serve HAUTE cuisine at this locale. 1.2170 0.04240 106 84 21 1
2849 Zee special eez slow squab an a nice ledge salad. 1.2170 0.04645 106 86 17 3
2850 Hold the menus at eye level so you don't have to look down at them. May I start you off with some boilermakers? 1.2170 0.04447 106 85 19 2
2851 The freshest entree is roast pigeon with droppings. 1.2170 0.04447 106 85 19 2
2852 There is normally an indoor seating option but my wife needs some alone time. 1.2170 0.04834 106 87 15 4
2853 They say the service is to die for here. 1.2170 0.05017 106 88 13 5
2854 I am so sorry my boss doesn't like republicans siting inside. 1.2170 0.05193 106 89 11 6
2855 Correct, there’s no tipping allowed. 1.2170 0.04834 106 87 15 4
2856 May I suggest the flowing hot fudge suicide cake? 1.2170 0.05017 106 88 13 5
2857 Excellent selection, Sir! And will madame be having Death by Chocolate as well? 1.2170 0.04023 106 83 23 0
2858 When you said they could arrange for dinner Al Fresco, I thought that was the chef's name! 1.2170 0.04645 106 86 17 3
2859 I might suggest avoiding the Squab. They have relatives up here. 1.2170 0.04447 106 85 19 2
2860 All we serve is liquid courage. 1.2170 0.04645 106 86 17 3
2861 Our specials tonight are locally raised Squab and Pigeonneau. 1.2170 0.05193 106 89 11 6
2862 Our squab is fresh today, locally sourced. 1.2170 0.04834 106 87 15 4
2863 Everything’s gone up since I was last here. 1.2170 0.05193 106 89 11 6
2864 Ze breadcrumb platter is very popular. 1.2170 0.05017 106 88 13 5
2865 Might I recommend tonight's special, "Poulet Vertigo"? 1.2170 0.04645 106 86 17 3
2866 You read correctly, except on Thursdays when the New York Fire Department trains, we have a two-drink limit. 1.2170 0.04645 106 86 17 3
2867 Our veal is worth living for. 1.2170 0.05017 106 88 13 5
2868 We have some new selections for the fall." 1.2170 0.04447 106 85 19 2
2869 Might I suggest starting with the Ledge Salad? 1.2170 0.04645 106 86 17 3
2870 May I suggest tonight's special, a pigeon reduction,infused with the aroma of en plein air a la New York City, with a side of chips?" 1.2170 0.05017 106 88 13 5
2871 Inexspensive and the view is unimpeded 1.2170 0.04447 106 85 19 2
2872 Welcome to Sur La Ledge... 1.2170 0.04447 106 85 19 2
2873 That'll teach them to ask for a better view. 1.2170 0.05017 106 88 13 5
2874 Today's special is roasted pigeon , yup we got lots of pigeons 1.2170 0.04834 106 87 15 4
2875 The pigeons good. 1.2170 0.04447 106 85 19 2
2876 ...And tip big or I shut the window. 1.2170 0.04834 106 87 15 4
2877 I heard this restaurant was edgy, but this is over the top! 1.2170 0.04447 106 85 19 2
2878 Let them sit there. They give us a better review if they believe they are on the ledge where we get our squab. 1.2170 0.05193 106 89 11 6
2879 Shall I alert the chef to any allergies, or acrophobia? 1.2170 0.04023 106 83 23 0
2880 I told you to mention that you were a doctor. 1.2170 0.04834 106 87 15 4
2881 I was referring to the fish when I said the perch was fantastic this evening. 1.2170 0.04645 106 86 17 3
2882 I know you made a reservation, but unfortunately our dining room was oversold. 1.2170 0.04645 106 86 17 3
2883 I would recommend the soufflé, but it tends to fall. 1.2170 0.04834 106 87 15 4
2884 The catch of the day is usually pigeon. 1.2170 0.04447 106 85 19 2
2885 A Chardonnay will pair well with pigeon. 1.2170 0.04447 106 85 19 2
2886 The chef says your time-out is finished. You can come back inside now. 1.2170 0.05017 106 88 13 5
2887 Our special tonight is Lemming with a side of #metoo 1.2157 0.04093 102 80 22 0
2888 When you said this place is top shelf, you weren't kidding! 1.2150 0.04793 107 88 15 4
2889 Counter service only! 1.2150 0.04793 107 88 15 4
2890 This is where we seat customers who ask for their steak 'well-done' 1.2150 0.04793 107 88 15 4
2891 Signore did specify al fresco, no? 1.2150 0.04410 107 86 19 2
2892 Our cuisine is to die for. 1.2150 0.04605 107 87 17 3
2893 The other guests said your chemistry was toxic. 1.2150 0.04793 107 88 15 4
2894 At least we weren’t given the table next to the restroom. 1.2150 0.04605 107 87 17 3
2895 And for dessert, we have a real cliff hanger. 1.2150 0.04605 107 87 17 3
2896 It was either here or right next to the kitchen. 1.2150 0.04793 107 88 15 4
2897 You did ask for a table al fresco 1.2150 0.04605 107 87 17 3
2898 James, I know I said I was tired of the same dinner plans, but this is taking it over the ledge. 1.2150 0.04974 107 89 13 5
2899 I respect your table selection but suggest you allow me to choose the wine. 1.2150 0.04793 107 88 15 4
2900 You'll be pleased to hear we've recently implemented a no-tipping policy. 1.2150 0.04793 107 88 15 4
2901 My date had me on edge all night. 1.2150 0.04605 107 87 17 3
2902 Pre-theatre is finished, but take-out is still available. 1.2150 0.04793 107 88 15 4
2903 Today's special is pigeonneau. 1.2150 0.04605 107 87 17 3
2904 The review did say this place would be sheik and edgy. 1.2150 0.04605 107 87 17 3
2905 But Monsieur, you asked for the best seat in the house! 1.2150 0.04793 107 88 15 4
2906 The ribeye comes with the railing. 1.2150 0.04793 107 88 15 4
2907 Our head chef has really taken this menu to new heights 1.2150 0.04793 107 88 15 4
2908 Haute cuisine is all we do! 1.2150 0.04410 107 86 19 2
2909 A la carte? Or, should we try the ‘table en haute’? 1.2150 0.05148 107 90 11 6
2910 Try the pigeon. It's served ledge-to-table. 1.2150 0.04205 107 85 21 1
2911 I checked. Turns out you aren't Facebook friends with the mayor. 1.2150 0.04605 107 87 17 3
2912 The romance is gone from a penthouse balcony dinner. 1.2150 0.04974 107 89 13 5
2913 You DID ask for a window seat! 1.2150 0.04793 107 88 15 4
2914 this gives new meaning to dining outside 1.2150 0.04410 107 86 19 2
2915 The maitre d' send his wishes that the $2 tip you proffered has resulted in satisfactory view for your dining experience. 1.2150 0.04605 107 87 17 3
2916 Welcome to our dining 'en plane air' experience 1.2150 0.04605 107 87 17 3
2917 We're new to Open Table. 1.2150 0.04605 107 87 17 3
2918 I thought it said cutting EDGE cuisine. 1.2150 0.04410 107 86 19 2
2919 You requested the table with the best view of the park. 1.2150 0.04793 107 88 15 4
2920 Excellent, that will pair nicely with the barramundi. I would also suggest not looking down or moving around too much. 1.2150 0.04605 107 87 17 3
2921 I'd rather you tell me than I have to read about it on Yelp. 1.2150 0.04793 107 88 15 4
2922 We have the lowest 'dine and dash' rate in town. 1.2150 0.04793 107 88 15 4
2923 Yes, this is edgy dining 1.2150 0.04605 107 87 17 3
2924 I would be a little less nervous if the waiter would leave us alone for a bit 1.2150 0.04205 107 85 21 1
2925 Our specials this evening are roof pigeon in a burgundy demi-glace...pairs well with tap water. 1.2150 0.04974 107 89 13 5
2926 The locally-sourced "Pheasant" Under Glass would definitely complete your rooftop dining experience. 1.2150 0.04974 107 89 13 5
2927 Would you like to hear our Fall specials. 1.2150 0.04410 107 86 19 2
2928 It says right on Yelp that we're edgy. 1.2150 0.04605 107 87 17 3
2929 Our restaurant is noted for its edgy food. 1.2150 0.04974 107 89 13 5
2930 Alfred, this isn't the alfresco that I had in mind. 1.2150 0.04793 107 88 15 4
2931 Well, it certainly won’t work in a New York winter, Peter, 1.2150 0.04410 107 86 19 2
2932 Perhaps madam finds your request for a 'discreet table' to be of questionable discretion. 1.2150 0.04605 107 87 17 3
2933 I’d recommend the pigeon with our house ledge salad 1.2136 0.05281 103 87 10 6
2934 I'm starting to rethink our plan to dine and dash... 1.2136 0.04709 103 84 16 3
2935 Do they think we can't pay the check? 1.2136 0.04907 103 85 14 4
2936 Yelp says it's edgy. 1.2136 0.04907 103 85 14 4
2937 Don't freak out if a bird lands in your food. 1.2136 0.04907 103 85 14 4
2938 The pigeon pie has completely won over our locavore patrons. 1.2136 0.04709 103 84 16 3
2939 Welcome to Le Edgy Cuisine, Marital Table 1.2136 0.04907 103 85 14 4
2940 Perhaps some bread to buttress your meal? 1.2136 0.04709 103 84 16 3
2941 Welcome to Pasta Precipio. My name is Luigi, and I'll be handing you your food." 1.2136 0.04709 103 84 16 3
2942 Leonard decided that this was the last time that he asks for "a table with a view". 1.2136 0.04709 103 84 16 3
2943 I believe you're the ones who asked what 'wedge on a ledge"'was. 1.2136 0.05281 103 87 10 6
2944 The cuisine here is edgy. 1.2136 0.04709 103 84 16 3
2945 What did you expect when you dine at an Airbnb apartment? 1.2136 0.04709 103 84 16 3
2946 We're known for our Perch, but I can recommend the Tuna special this evening. 1.2136 0.04907 103 85 14 4
2947 I suggest only ordering appetizers. 1.2136 0.04503 103 83 18 2
2948 We apologize, but all the sidewalk dining areas have been usurped by competing protest groups for the foreseeable future. 1.2136 0.04709 103 84 16 3
2949 You don't like the atmosphere? 1.2136 0.04286 103 82 20 1
2950 What did he mean- this food is to die for..?" "Next time, don't complain about the table being too close to the kitchen..! 1.2136 0.04709 103 84 16 3
2951 Of course, the smog is sustainable and locally sourced. 1.2136 0.04907 103 85 14 4
2952 She knew the date was a flop when he asked for, “the table on the ledge.” 1.2136 0.04907 103 85 14 4
2953 I highly recommend the Squab. 1.2136 0.04907 103 85 14 4
2954 I'm sorry; did you intend to dine with Albert Fresco? 1.2136 0.04907 103 85 14 4
2955 We still have no availability for you this evening, Mr. & Mrs. Jones. 1.2136 0.04503 103 83 18 2
2956 Whatever you do, don't look up! 1.2136 0.04709 103 84 16 3
2957 With al fresco dining at this height, don't look down. 1.2136 0.04709 103 84 16 3
2958 Well,Zagat's said this place was edgy. 1.2136 0.04503 103 83 18 2
2959 So, let's talk about how we're going to divide our assets 1.2136 0.04503 103 83 18 2
2960 Well, they did say it had a good view. 1.2136 0.04503 103 83 18 2
2961 Tonight's specials are fried pigeon, filet of rat, and miscellaneous piece of flying garbage. 1.2136 0.04907 103 85 14 4
2962 I trust you realize our elevated dining experience is also available inside, sir? 1.2136 0.04503 103 83 18 2
2963 Today's special is two eggs over easy. 1.2136 0.05098 103 86 12 5
2964 Yes,my name is Al Fresco. Is there a problem? 1.2136 0.05098 103 86 12 5
2965 Welcome to Pie in the Sky! 1.2136 0.04709 103 84 16 3
2966 Sharing is best for a balanced meal. 1.2136 0.04503 103 83 18 2
2967 I'm Michael, your server, and I will be handing out the drinks and the food to you from here. 1.2136 0.04907 103 85 14 4
2968 Sir, I seated you on the diner's flatulence wing because you asked about today's savory leeks, beans, and lentils plate! 1.2136 0.04709 103 84 16 3
2969 You said “not too close to the kitchen”. 1.2136 0.04709 103 84 16 3
2970 I hear the pigeon pie is good. 1.2136 0.04709 103 84 16 3
2971 You asked for a table with a view! 1.2136 0.04907 103 85 14 4
2972 May I recommend the pigeon? 1.2136 0.04907 103 85 14 4
2973 Trust me, this duck will be FRESH! 1.2136 0.04709 103 84 16 3
2974 I recommend the squab, it's very locally sourced. 1.2136 0.04907 103 85 14 4
2975 For your entree, I recommend the pigeon. 1.2136 0.04709 103 84 16 3
2976 They are just waiting to see if you order the squab 1.2136 0.05098 103 86 12 5
2977 As with the lobster at out seafood establishment, you may choose your own pigeon. 1.2136 0.04907 103 85 14 4
2978 May I suggest that you start with the Ledge Salad? 1.2136 0.04907 103 85 14 4
2979 After all, you did ask to be seated in the smoking section 1.2136 0.04907 103 85 14 4
2980 Blondes do not have the most fun!!! 1.2136 0.05098 103 86 12 5
2981 I'll give you folks some time to think about it. 1.2136 0.04709 103 84 16 3
2982 This is as haute as cuisine gets. 1.2136 0.04503 103 83 18 2
2983 I changed my mind, I would rather dine inside. 1.2136 0.04907 103 85 14 4
2984 Mr. Trump's assistant has exclusively reserved you this table ... 1.2136 0.04907 103 85 14 4
2985 Well, you said you felt we didn't live on the edge anymore. 1.2136 0.04907 103 85 14 4
2986 Next time you might want to make your reservation earlier. 1.2136 0.04907 103 85 14 4
2987 Could be worse...we could be on the 10th floor. 1.2136 0.04286 103 82 20 1
2988 I made a late reservation for a patio table 1.2136 0.04907 103 85 14 4
2989 This brings 'dining al fresco' to new heights. 1.2136 0.04907 103 85 14 4
2990 The flambé really is to die for. 1.2136 0.05098 103 86 12 5
2991 Foodies on the edge 1.2136 0.04907 103 85 14 4
2992 A complimentary squab appetizer should be along shortly. 1.2136 0.05281 103 87 10 6
2993 As you requested, this is the most private table near a window in the entire restaurant. 1.2136 0.04286 103 82 20 1
2994 Apologies, the Pigeon Scat Soufflé should be out any minute now - just watch your heads. 1.2136 0.04286 103 82 20 1
2995 Rest assured, this is the best seat in the house for Le Pigeon biset. 1.2136 0.04907 103 85 14 4
2996 Reviews did say it was an at-the-edge risk-taking restaurant. 1.2136 0.04503 103 83 18 2
2997 Our special today is pasta al fresco. 1.2136 0.05098 103 86 12 5
2998 Does either of you have any dietary restrictions or phobias I need to know about before I tell you about our specials? 1.2136 0.04503 103 83 18 2
2999 The upstairs air conditioner will be by to fill your drinks. 1.2136 0.04709 103 84 16 3
3000 Yes, everything is locally sourced. Particularly the squab. 1.2136 0.04709 103 84 16 3
3001 I think I’ll have the ledge...er,uh, the wedge salad. 1.2136 0.04907 103 85 14 4
3002 This place has a reputation for being a little edgy. 1.2115 0.04864 104 86 14 4
3003 I wonder what my spouse would order? 1.2115 0.04864 104 86 14 4
3004 Yes, business has fallen off since the last time you were here. 1.2115 0.04668 104 85 16 3
3005 This is open air dining at its finest! 1.2115 0.04864 104 86 14 4
3006 This was Sigmund Freud's favorite table. 1.2115 0.04464 104 84 18 2
3007 Why don't jump right into our Fall menu. 1.2100 0.04560 100 81 17 2
3008 Tonight, we have pigeon on the locavore menu. 1.2100 0.04984 100 83 13 4
3009 If you are not happy, please let me know. 1.2083 0.04663 96 78 16 2
3010 So, tell me more about your ex. 1.2083 0.04167 96 76 20 0
3011 The forecast for this evening is Atlantic Cirrus, prepared simply with a light dusting of rain. 1.2079 0.04734 101 83 15 3
3012 Tonight's poultry will be curb-to-table. 1.2079 0.04295 101 81 19 1
3013 Do you prefer hose or bucket? 1.2079 0.05135 101 85 11 5
3014 Chef recommends the squab. It is locally raised. 1.2079 0.04734 101 83 15 3
3015 Sorry Sir, This is the only smoking section in the restaurant. 1.2079 0.04939 101 84 13 4
3016 The house specialty is our locally sourced squab. 1.2079 0.05135 101 85 11 5
3017 Just one cocktail tonight, Harold 1.2079 0.04939 101 84 13 4
3018 Ugh, Millenials... 1.2079 0.04939 101 84 13 4
3019 Would you like to start off with a cocktail - you both seem a little edgy 1.2079 0.04734 101 83 15 3
3020 Nothing too far out tonight, OK? 1.2079 0.04295 101 81 19 1
3021 No, but we do offer a Ledge Salad 1.2079 0.04520 101 82 17 2
3022 The maître d' appreciated your $5 gesture. 1.2079 0.04520 101 82 17 2
3023 All ingredients are locally sourced between the 10th and 14th floors. 1.2079 0.04734 101 83 15 3
3024 You said you wanted to go to .an edgy restaurant 1.2079 0.04295 101 81 19 1
3025 Now I know why it's called Haute Cuisine. 1.2079 0.04520 101 82 17 2
3026 I won't have what he's having. 1.2079 0.04939 101 84 13 4
3027 Jump, you f**kers, jump. 1.2079 0.05324 101 86 9 6
3028 We're sorry the Roof Terrance was overbooked. This is our best table with a view this evening. Would you like a broom for the pigeons? 1.2079 0.04520 101 82 17 2
3029 The goat comes deeply angered and is served live, under the table. 1.2079 0.04295 101 81 19 1
3030 The goose should be here soon. 1.2079 0.04295 101 81 19 1
3031 Is it too late to cancel our reservation? 1.2079 0.04734 101 83 15 3
3032 I suppose I should mention our awning is at the cleaners. 1.2079 0.04939 101 84 13 4
3033 Whoops, dropped my spoon. 1.2079 0.04520 101 82 17 2
3034 The special of the day is poached Pigeon with a light Velouté 1.2079 0.04734 101 83 15 3
3035 Monsieur, I trust the table you requested near the window with a view of the city meets your approval? 1.2079 0.04734 101 83 15 3
3036 The pigeon is particularly fresh this evening. 1.2079 0.04734 101 83 15 3
3037 The special tonight is fresh locally-sourced pigeon fricassee. 1.2079 0.04295 101 81 19 1
3038 Maybe now you'll understand why I've asked you not to lean so far back in your chair. 1.2079 0.05135 101 85 11 5
3039 This restaurant has a reputation for being a little edgy. 1.2079 0.04520 101 82 17 2
3040 This just doesn't seem to be a safe space to discuss our problems. 1.2079 0.04520 101 82 17 2
3041 Yes sir. That’s the VIP table. Very impossible person. 1.2079 0.05135 101 85 11 5
3042 The pigeon is delicious, and locally sourced. 1.2079 0.04734 101 83 15 3
3043 We are delighted to see you again, and hope you enjoy the splendid view. As you know, tipping is discretionary. 1.2079 0.04058 101 80 21 0
3044 I hope "Mr. Vashington" is happy vis ze table. 1.2079 0.04939 101 84 13 4
3045 Our Lovers Leap Menu has no prices. Just leave it all on the table before you go." 1.2079 0.04295 101 81 19 1
3046 New: Terrace seating for Trump supporters.. 1.2079 0.04939 101 84 13 4
3047 It all started with just some breadcrumbs for the pigeons. 1.2079 0.05135 101 85 11 5
3048 The special tonight is fresh roast pidgeon with a squirrely sauce. 1.2079 0.04734 101 83 15 3
3049 I'd advise against the wine list. 1.2079 0.05135 101 85 11 5
3050 I know that you told me thst we would be dining "alfresco",but this is ridiculous! 1.2079 0.04295 101 81 19 1
3051 A special this evening, sir, is a delightful pigeon flambé prepared tableside. 1.2079 0.04939 101 84 13 4
3052 May I recommend our veal vertigo? 1.2079 0.04939 101 84 13 4
3053 Now take a good look down and we'll try again: would you like to hear the specials? 1.2079 0.04734 101 83 15 3
3054 He seems to think living on the edge means dining on the ledge. 1.2079 0.04939 101 84 13 4
3055 Our special martini this evening is a craft gin Sky Fall, our special cocktail is a high-desert tequila Vertigo, and our special micro-brew is a Belgian-style Grand Mal from Dyker Heights... 1.2079 0.04939 101 84 13 4
3056 It’s not quite what I had in mind when I asked for the window seat. 1.2079 0.04734 101 83 15 3
3057 You two may be ready, but I'm not. 1.2079 0.04295 101 81 19 1
3058 The squab, monsieur, is perhaps fresher than monsieur dares imagine. 1.2079 0.04734 101 83 15 3
3059 Pigeon's in today. 1.2079 0.04734 101 83 15 3
3060 If you're still not comfortable with your seats, we can make your order to-go 1.2079 0.04939 101 84 13 4
3061 The reviews said it was an edgy restaurant, but at least the views are good. 1.2079 0.04734 101 83 15 3
3062 It’s edgy cuisine. 1.2079 0.04520 101 82 17 2
3063 I take it this is your first time dining with us at Top of the Bronx. 1.2079 0.04520 101 82 17 2
3064 Since you dining “alfresco”, sir, may I recommend the squab? 1.2079 0.05135 101 85 11 5
3065 Yes, this is our most private table, but we only serve carry-out 1.2079 0.05135 101 85 11 5
3066 We would like to order something light. 1.2079 0.04058 101 80 21 0
3067 My apologies, but we're out of tonight's pigeon special. 1.2079 0.05135 101 85 11 5
3068 May I take your order? We're letting the flies in! 1.2079 0.04520 101 82 17 2
3069 ...finally...seating in the prestigious Terrace Room. 1.2079 0.04520 101 82 17 2
3070 May I suggest the pigeon drop soup? 1.2079 0.05324 101 86 9 6
3071 I wondered what the dining on the edge special was. 1.2079 0.04939 101 84 13 4
3072 Look Sally, at the bottom of the menu it says "Do not feed the pigeons." 1.2079 0.04520 101 82 17 2
3073 I knew an “open air dining experience” in the city was too good to be true. 1.2079 0.04520 101 82 17 2
3074 I knew their prices were high, but... 1.2079 0.04734 101 83 15 3
3075 Let’s skip the wine tonight. 1.2079 0.04520 101 82 17 2
3076 'I'll have the roast pigeon, medium well!' 1.2079 0.04520 101 82 17 2
3077 Based on that sound, perhaps we can now offer you fresh pigeon. 1.2079 0.04734 101 83 15 3
3078 May I suggest the squab, it is particularly fresh, and part of our ledge to table menu. 1.2079 0.04939 101 84 13 4
3079 May I recommend the healthy al fresco house special - a very well balanced meal! 1.2079 0.04734 101 83 15 3
3080 You don't tip,I tip. 1.2079 0.04520 101 82 17 2
3081 I suggest you pass on drinks. 1.2079 0.04734 101 83 15 3
3082 I don’t see the fuss over high end dining 1.2079 0.04939 101 84 13 4
3083 You need a little push to decide what to order? 1.2079 0.04520 101 82 17 2
3084 I asked for an outside table but this is ridiculous! 1.2079 0.04939 101 84 13 4
3085 Luxurious pigeon-style rooftop dining spot opens in Brooklyn's hip Park Slope neighborhood. 1.2079 0.04295 101 81 19 1
3086 Don't demand a table with a view ever again. 1.2079 0.04520 101 82 17 2
3087 I'd send the sommelier over but he's afraid of heights 1.2079 0.04295 101 81 19 1
3088 Would you like a side of free fall with that? 1.2079 0.04734 101 83 15 3
3089 Today’s special is locally-sourced pigeon au jus. 1.2079 0.04295 101 81 19 1
3090 Let’s live dangerously. Let’s order the blowfish. 1.2079 0.04734 101 83 15 3
3091 Rooftop dining, really 1.2079 0.04734 101 83 15 3
3092 I see we have decided to eat Al fresco this evening! 1.2079 0.04520 101 82 17 2
3093 Today's special is the squab. 1.2079 0.04520 101 82 17 2
3094 It helps the wine breathe. 1.2079 0.04939 101 84 13 4
3095 You did ask for the height in fine dining? 1.2079 0.04520 101 82 17 2
3096 This is the new “edgy” menu! 1.2079 0.04734 101 83 15 3
3097 He said it was an outstanding table‼️ 1.2079 0.04295 101 81 19 1
3098 Well you said 'Not next to the bathroom like last time' " 1.2079 0.05135 101 85 11 5
3099 Might I recommend the roast pigeon. 1.2079 0.04295 101 81 19 1
3100 I guess we should have called ahead for a better table 1.2079 0.04939 101 84 13 4
3101 Yes, we made our new menus easier to read and, hence, more ledgeable. 1.2079 0.04734 101 83 15 3
3102 Do you want the to go menu? 1.2079 0.04734 101 83 15 3
3103 Tonight's special is Egg Drop Soup, which I'm told goes down smooth. 1.2079 0.04058 101 80 21 0
3104 Think I'll go out on a ledge and order the puffer fish! 1.2079 0.04734 101 83 15 3
3105 Our menu is nothing if not edgy. 1.2079 0.04520 101 82 17 2
3106 Our new fall menu; it’s to die for. 1.2079 0.04520 101 82 17 2
3107 @Trip Advisor #1 Restaurant in Queens. 1.2079 0.04734 101 83 15 3
3108 Pigeon? Of course you can have pigeon! 1.2079 0.04734 101 83 15 3
3109 The squab is the freshest in the city. 1.2079 0.04520 101 82 17 2
3110 Hello, my name is Acrophobic Andy and I'll be taking care of you." 1.2079 0.04734 101 83 15 3
3111 It's the only table with a view. 1.2079 0.04734 101 83 15 3
3112 You're the one who wanted a table with the best view of the entire city! 1.2079 0.04939 101 84 13 4
3113 Next time, tip the maitre-d' more than a buck. 1.2079 0.04520 101 82 17 2
3114 I warned you this bistro is edgy! 1.2079 0.04939 101 84 13 4
3115 I'll start with the pidgeon soup. 1.2079 0.05135 101 85 11 5
3116 -Today's special is the Patron's Steak Tartare, made from locally sourced ingredients. Our butcher, right down the building, always provides the freshest meat. 1.2079 0.04734 101 83 15 3
3117 I 'll change it to dinner for two. 1.2079 0.04734 101 83 15 3
3118 Our vegetables are grown fresh, via fire escape. 1.2079 0.04734 101 83 15 3
3119 Our prices are intended to distract our patrons from the feeling of virtigo 1.2079 0.04939 101 84 13 4
3120 I’ll have the chicken, and the lady would like an Ativan. 1.2079 0.04939 101 84 13 4
3121 Sir.., this IS the only smoking table we have. Enjoy. 1.2079 0.05135 101 85 11 5
3122 I read there were breath taking views. 1.2079 0.04734 101 83 15 3
3123 This isn’t what I had in mind when I made the reservation for a table with a view. 1.2079 0.04520 101 82 17 2
3124 I don't think your joke about him being able to fly like Dumbo went down too well. 1.2079 0.04734 101 83 15 3
3125 These prices are sky-high. 1.2079 0.05135 101 85 11 5
3126 We accommodated your request for al fresco dining. Now you want table service, too? 1.2079 0.04734 101 83 15 3
3127 You said you wanted a table with a view. 1.2079 0.04520 101 82 17 2
3128 As you know, this is a very edgy restaurant. 1.2079 0.05135 101 85 11 5
3129 I slipped him an extra twenty for a table by the window. 1.2079 0.04734 101 83 15 3
3130 Do you need more time to decide? 1.2079 0.04520 101 82 17 2
3131 I do not recommend zee capon. Zee pigeons are free range and moody." 1.2079 0.04520 101 82 17 2
3132 Order whatever you want. It's on the house. 1.2079 0.04734 101 83 15 3
3133 The ultimate 'culinary captive audience'. 1.2079 0.04734 101 83 15 3
3134 I thought you said you knew the owner? 1.2079 0.04939 101 84 13 4
3135 Is this table private enough? 1.2079 0.04520 101 82 17 2
3136 But Sophie, what light through yonder window breaks? It is the eats, and Julio is the sommelier. 1.2079 0.04939 101 84 13 4
3137 I do think the word 'edgy' gets overused. 1.2079 0.04520 101 82 17 2
3138 I recommend the Bœuf bourguignon with a side of Dramamine... 1.2079 0.05135 101 85 11 5
3139 Yes, our “Eat Before You Leap” menu is rather limited. Our “On Second Thought” menu items are only available inside. 1.2079 0.04939 101 84 13 4
3140 The lobster was thrown in through the window this morning. 1.2079 0.04520 101 82 17 2
3141 May I suggest the free range squab. 1.2079 0.04734 101 83 15 3
3142 I'm sorry the souffle fell this evening. 1.2079 0.04520 101 82 17 2
3143 I think the waiter remembers the last time we stiffed him on his tip 1.2079 0.04734 101 83 15 3
3144 Careful who you vomit on 1.2079 0.05135 101 85 11 5
3145 Well, at least we are not next to the kitchen! 1.2079 0.04734 101 83 15 3
3146 I recommend the squab. It’s the freshest thing on the menu. 1.2079 0.04734 101 83 15 3
3147 The prices are non-negotiable. However, the risk-benefit ratio by which we determine the prices,is. 1.2079 0.04939 101 84 13 4
3148 At least the pigeon is probably fresh 1.2079 0.04734 101 83 15 3
3149 You won't find many establishments with separate seating for ledgetarians. 1.2079 0.05135 101 85 11 5
3150 You’re the one who wanted al fresco. 1.2079 0.04520 101 82 17 2
3151 And after surviving the main course here at The Ledge, you might like to celebrate with something we like to call "Death by Chocolate." 1.2079 0.04734 101 83 15 3
3152 Will it be the usual this evening? 1.2079 0.04734 101 83 15 3
3153 How’s the view now, asswipe? 1.2079 0.05135 101 85 11 5
3154 The house dressing is pigeon shit, and no, you can't get it on the side. 1.2079 0.04734 101 83 15 3
3155 Table for two by the window. 1.2079 0.04520 101 82 17 2
3156 I used to love being on the eating edge. 1.2079 0.05135 101 85 11 5
3157 OooO. The pigeon is locally sourced. 1.2079 0.04520 101 82 17 2
3158 Our special today is Catch Your Own Pigeon 1.2079 0.04520 101 82 17 2
3159 I don't want to rush you, but the kitchen will be closing in ten minutes. 1.2079 0.04939 101 84 13 4
3160 I need to tell Henri his concept is a downer. 1.2079 0.04939 101 84 13 4
3161 The chef highly recommends the pigeon...it’s flown in fresh daily! 1.2079 0.04939 101 84 13 4
3162 You requested al fresco. 1.2079 0.04939 101 84 13 4
3163 M'sieur and Madame said they were looking for edgy cuisine, yes? 1.2079 0.04295 101 81 19 1
3164 It's on me 1.2079 0.04734 101 83 15 3
3165 The pigeon special should arrive momentarily. 1.2079 0.04520 101 82 17 2
3166 I hear the pidgeon is very good. 1.2079 0.04734 101 83 15 3
3167 The special today is stuffed pigeon 1.2079 0.04520 101 82 17 2
3168 This takes Al fresco to new heights 1.2062 0.04129 97 77 20 0
3169 If you would prefer an inside table, we could seat you at a 3 year old's birthday party in the basement. 1.2059 0.04480 102 83 17 2
3170 Are you happy with your “table with a view?” 1.2059 0.04023 102 81 21 0
3171 I told you not to ask to be seated away from the kitchen 1.2059 0.04480 102 83 17 2
3172 I'm scared of heights, so please shout out your rooftop dining order. 1.2059 0.04894 102 85 13 4
3173 I'm sorry sir. Given your reputation...our dine-and-dash section is the best we can do. 1.2059 0.04258 102 82 19 1
3174 I'm sorry. This is the most adventure our budget can afford. 1.2059 0.04894 102 85 13 4
3175 Hello. My name is John and I will be serving you tonight while staying safely inside of this window. 1.2059 0.04692 102 84 15 3
3176 We're making "al fresco" great again. 1.2059 0.04692 102 84 15 3
3177 Not exactly the streets of Paris, is it, you cheapskate? 1.2059 0.04480 102 83 17 2
3178 You did request the best table for an unromantic dinner for two. 1.2059 0.04480 102 83 17 2
3179 You had to insist on Alfresco Dining!! 1.2059 0.04258 102 82 19 1
3180 It's a living! 1.2059 0.04692 102 84 15 3
3181 My menu is illedgible 1.2059 0.04692 102 84 15 3
3182 You did insist on a table by the window. 1.2059 0.04894 102 85 13 4
3183 Are we seated far enough from the restrooms? 1.2059 0.04258 102 82 19 1
3184 This isn’t what I thought they meant by “cutting edge cuisine.” 1.2059 0.04480 102 83 17 2
3185 The NYC alfresco dining experience 1.2059 0.04258 102 82 19 1
3186 Don't worry about tipping until you're safely away from the table. 1.2059 0.04692 102 84 15 3
3187 Are you ready to hear ze spatials? 1.2059 0.04894 102 85 13 4
3188 No tipping, please. Caroline Di Giovanni, Toronto, Ontario 1.2041 0.04802 98 81 14 3
3189 The chef recommends the locavore special. He only uses ingredients that landed or died on this roof. 1.2041 0.04802 98 81 14 3
3190 And may I recommend the sponge cake for desert? 1.2041 0.05016 98 82 12 4
3191 May I suggest the pigeon, uh , I mean the squab. 1.2041 0.04577 98 80 16 2
3192 Well, you said that you wanted a table with a view. 1.2041 0.04577 98 80 16 2
3193 I recommend the fugu. 1.2041 0.04577 98 80 16 2
3194 The maitre 'd asked me to give you special attention since it's your last dinner together before the divorce is final 1.2041 0.04802 98 81 14 3
3195 Might I suggest “Pigeon Under Glass”? 1.2041 0.04802 98 81 14 3
3196 We don’t serve wine to this table without a tether. 1.2041 0.05016 98 82 12 4
3197 Can I offer you our happy hour flight of fear?...I mean beer. 1.2041 0.04802 98 81 14 3
3198 The chicken is best eaten at 9.8 meters per second squared. 1.2041 0.05016 98 82 12 4
3199 It's the most quiet corner. 1.2041 0.04577 98 80 16 2
3200 Welcome to our 'legendary' restaurant. 1.2041 0.04577 98 80 16 2
3201 Normally you'd have to call six months ahead to get patio seating. 1.2041 0.05016 98 82 12 4
3202 We need a high chair for Jimmy 1.2041 0.05016 98 82 12 4
3203 You did ask for the chef's table? 1.2041 0.04802 98 81 14 3
3204 Our special tonight is Pigeon à L'Orange. 1.2041 0.04802 98 81 14 3
3205 Chef recommends the squab. 1.2041 0.04802 98 81 14 3
3206 And of course, there's no charge for the pigeon shit. 1.2041 0.05222 98 83 10 5
3207 The special tonight, as every night, is squab. 1.2041 0.04577 98 80 16 2
3208 This "Dinner With a View" is exclusive for our Groupon customers. 1.2041 0.05016 98 82 12 4
3209 The pigeon, sorry, the squab is a chef special, and a personal favorite. 1.2041 0.04577 98 80 16 2
3210 We're out of the upside down cake. 1.2041 0.05222 98 83 10 5
3211 You are aware service is not included? 1.2041 0.04577 98 80 16 2
3212 Is this far enough away from the kitchen? 1.2041 0.04802 98 81 14 3
3213 Jeff, this isn’t what I meant when I said we needed to take more risks in our dining choices. 1.2041 0.04802 98 81 14 3
3214 And, zee pigeon is very fresh." 1.2041 0.04802 98 81 14 3
3215 Well their website did say: urban decor... 1.2041 0.05016 98 82 12 4
3216 I'm gonna take a leap and get the sockeye salmon tonight. 1.2041 0.04802 98 81 14 3
3217 May I recommend the Egg Drop Soup, Smashed Potatoes and Pineapple Upside Down cake. 1.2041 0.04577 98 80 16 2
3218 We close in 5 mintues, but if you order now, we won't close the window when we lock up. 1.2041 0.04802 98 81 14 3
3219 Our daily special comes with salad and potatoes. It is a locally sourced, farm raised, free range, organically fed, sustainably produced and hormone free chicken breast which is lightly seared with herbs. 1.2041 0.04802 98 81 14 3
3220 Mais monsieur, did you not request a window seat? 1.2041 0.04577 98 80 16 2
3221 I recommend the Pigeon Vin Santo. It's locally sourced. 1.2041 0.04577 98 80 16 2
3222 The specials today are whatever fell into the Bodega below from yesterday's guests. 1.2041 0.04802 98 81 14 3
3223 At least order Martinis before you jump. 1.2025 0.05804 79 67 8 4
3224 The side orders are not available to protect the people below. 1.2021 0.04920 94 78 13 3
3225 First time dining with us? 1.2000 0.04126 95 76 19 0
3226 Yes, my reservation was for a table near a window. Why do you ask? 1.2000 0.04126 95 76 19 0
3227 They're serious about the no tipping policy. 1.2000 0.04872 95 79 13 3
3228 Nice breeze isn't it". (internal dialogue)... yes, i should be a solid contender now as the NY always picks dull caption 1.2000 0.05097 95 80 11 4
3229 It's not for nothing we are known as the edgiest restaurant in Manhattan. 1.2000 0.04872 95 79 13 3
3230 Order to go 1.2000 0.04389 95 77 17 1
3231 I’m sure glad we sprang for the dumbwaiter 1.2000 0.04872 95 79 13 3
3232 If he asks if we like the food, say that it's really good. 1.2000 0.04872 95 79 13 3
3233 May I suggest the vol-au-vent? 1.2000 0.04637 95 78 15 2
3234 There's only pigeon pie, but it's very locally sourced. 1.2000 0.05312 95 81 9 5
3235 You had to ask for the smoking section. 1.2000 0.04389 95 77 17 1
3236 You know about restaurants serving Dinner in the Dark, don't you? Well, our specialty is Dining Dangerously. 1.2000 0.04872 95 79 13 3
3237 And now do madame and monsieur think we serve haute cuisine? 1.2000 0.04637 95 78 15 2
3238 At least the prices haven't gone through the roof. 1.2000 0.04872 95 79 13 3
3239 Stepping out tonight, I see. May I start you off with our clams oreganata. They’re to die for. 1.2000 0.04872 95 79 13 3
3240 Like trying fugu only without the fugu. 1.2000 0.04872 95 79 13 3
3241 I suggest not asking for the vegetarian menu like the other table did. 1.2000 0.04637 95 78 15 2
3242 When I saw “Al Fresco” in the reservations, I thought that was the guy’s name, not how he was requesting to dine. 1.2000 0.04637 95 78 15 2
3243 Yes, this table has a special ambience. 1.2000 0.04637 95 78 15 2
3244 Fine. Your meal will be on the house. 1.2000 0.04637 95 78 15 2
3245 When you said patio restaurant, I was expecting something a little more chic. 1.2000 0.04872 95 79 13 3
3246 This is a cozy little table in the corner, kinda out of the way. 1.2000 0.04872 95 79 13 3
3247 I thought you said your Name was Al Fresco 1.2000 0.04637 95 78 15 2
3248 We saw your review on Yelp. We weren't expecting you to return. 1.2000 0.04637 95 78 15 2
3249 Your fortunate to get this table; the City only approved our new ledge service last week 1.2000 0.04389 95 77 17 1
3250 And how do we like our “remote little corner somwhere”, Sir? 1.2000 0.04872 95 79 13 3
3251 A waiter is now included with every Blue Apron order. 1.2000 0.05097 95 80 11 4
3252 Have you made up your minds yet? 1.2000 0.04389 95 77 17 1
3253 Our special this evening is local pigeon. 1.2000 0.04872 95 79 13 3
3254 Well, at least we're not next to the bathrooms!!! Janet Ellis jmsille63@aol.com 1.2000 0.04872 95 79 13 3
3255 I'm not sure why you two are sitting outside my window looking at blank menus again, but I've already told you, I DON'T HAVE ANY FOOD! 1.2000 0.04872 95 79 13 3
3256 If you’d like, I can start you off with the soup d’jour, adrenaline with a purée of terror. 1.2000 0.04389 95 77 17 1
3257 To tip or not to tip 1.2000 0.04637 95 78 15 2
3258 I made a reservation for the table with the best view 1.2000 0.04637 95 78 15 2
3259 Text Zagat….Food fine, service adequate, BUT Dubious Atmosphere 1.2000 0.04389 95 77 17 1
3260 Tonight's special is the Squab. 1.2000 0.04637 95 78 15 2
3261 I think I'll skip the pigeon ravioli 1.2000 0.04389 95 77 17 1
3262 Sir, you're therapist is on the line. She says that you have to follow all of her instructions 1.2000 0.04637 95 78 15 2
3263 The maître d' has informed me that the crowd below is live-streaming your dining experience. 1.2000 0.04872 95 79 13 3
3264 Madame, Sir?, may I suggest something a little less....adventurous? 1.2000 0.04872 95 79 13 3
3265 My recommendation is the "pigeon under glass," our freshest entrée this evening. 1.2000 0.04872 95 79 13 3
3266 Whatever you do, don't order anything too heavy. 1.2000 0.04872 95 79 13 3
3267 Oops, I dropped my fork. 1.2000 0.04389 95 77 17 1
3268 We're here because of their locally sourced squab, that's why. 1.2000 0.04389 95 77 17 1
3269 Perhaps, next time, the gentleman will consider at least a 20% tip. 1.2000 0.04872 95 79 13 3
3270 You came at a busy time. 1.2000 0.04637 95 78 15 2
3271 When they told us our meal was on the house I didn't take them literally did you? 1.2000 0.04389 95 77 17 1
3272 If you're too on edge to order I can come back. 1.2000 0.04637 95 78 15 2
3273 Chef says fear heightens yours sense of taste. 1.2000 0.04389 95 77 17 1
3274 Might I suggest the squab tartare - it’s the freshest in town. 1.2000 0.05312 95 81 9 5
3275 Are we taking a chance with the new chef? 1.2000 0.04872 95 79 13 3
3276 Please let me know if the flambé smoke continues to bother you. 1.2000 0.05097 95 80 11 4
3277 I understand you’ve just come from seeing the play ‘Hello Dali’. 1.2000 0.04872 95 79 13 3
3278 Madame et Monsieur, les Spécialités ce soir sont Bird Nest Soup Francais, Le Pigeonne Grillé, et L'Omelette des Pigeonnes. Bon appétit! 1.2000 0.05097 95 80 11 4
3279 He took her literally, not seriously, having learned nothing from the last election. 1.2000 0.05097 95 80 11 4
3280 Why did you say we were looking forward to dining out! 1.2000 0.04389 95 77 17 1
3281 If you see anything flying past that you fancy, let me know. 1.2000 0.04872 95 79 13 3
3282 Our diners usually want to avoid the rush. 1.2000 0.05097 95 80 11 4
3283 Best rooftop table, as you asked, sir. 1.2000 0.04389 95 77 17 1
3284 Welcome to our super-boutique al fresco dining experience. 1.2000 0.05312 95 81 9 5
3285 when you said you were going out on a ledge to impress me, I was expecting something different... 1.2000 0.04637 95 78 15 2
3286 It's very exclusive, allegedly. 1.2000 0.04872 95 79 13 3
3287 Tonight’s appetizer special is vol au vent. 1.2000 0.04872 95 79 13 3
3288 The chef has created a dish especially high in cholesterol to complement the heart-stopping view. 1.2000 0.04389 95 77 17 1
3289 Are there any gluten allergies I should be aware of? 1.2000 0.04637 95 78 15 2
3290 Help yourselves to our roof-top garden salad bar.... 1.2000 0.05097 95 80 11 4
3291 Who's Al Fresco? 1.2000 0.05312 95 81 9 5
3292 Our special this evening is a post-meal jump from the ledge. It pairs superbly with our seasonal existential dread- a selection of angst, ennui, and weltschmerz. 1.2000 0.05097 95 80 11 4
3293 Someone told me the chef's style is really edgy! 1.2000 0.04872 95 79 13 3
3294 Your window of opportunity will be closing soon. 1.2000 0.04389 95 77 17 1
3295 The smog makes this more romantic. 1.2000 0.04872 95 79 13 3
3296 Can I talk you off the wedge? 1.2000 0.04637 95 78 15 2
3297 You asked for edgy. What were you expecting? 1.2000 0.04637 95 78 15 2
3298 May I suggest our braised wings? 1.2000 0.05097 95 80 11 4
3299 I know what you’re asking yourself right now. “Am I dreaming?” 1.2000 0.04637 95 78 15 2
3300 Think they'll notice if we eat just the free bread and leave? 1.2000 0.04637 95 78 15 2
3301 The chef also recommends his special pantry menu for Cabinet members, which includes canned corn imported from Russia. 1.2000 0.04872 95 79 13 3
3302 As you said, "Not by the kitchen". 1.2000 0.04637 95 78 15 2
3303 Maybe we should have left him a bigger the last time we ate here. 1.2000 0.04872 95 79 13 3
3304 And now we're supposed order at the window. 1.2000 0.05097 95 80 11 4
3305 Yes, the Yelp review does mention 'al fresco dining' and 'excellent views' as part of our $19.99 special dinner for two. 1.2000 0.04637 95 78 15 2
3306 Your ex-girlfriend sure left in a hurry. 1.2000 0.04389 95 77 17 1
3307 On the weekends we have three more tables out here. 1.2000 0.05519 95 82 7 6
3308 Sorry, that is our last non-smoking table. 1.2000 0.04872 95 79 13 3
3309 Stop playing footsie and order already 1.2000 0.04637 95 78 15 2
3310 May I suggest our famous "Ledge Salad" 1.2000 0.04872 95 79 13 3
3311 hurry up; there is a long line waiting for your table 1.2000 0.04637 95 78 15 2
3312 The table-side Bananas Foster Flambé is off the menu today. 1.2000 0.04872 95 79 13 3
3313 Please don't be mad Mary. I asked for a private table for two that's not near the kitchen like you wanted. 1.2000 0.04389 95 77 17 1
3314 YOU REALLY THINK THIS MAKES UP FOR A CRUISE WITH A VERANDA? 1.2000 0.05312 95 81 9 5
3315 Al fresco above the ghetto. 1.2000 0.05097 95 80 11 4
3316 I did ask for a view of the city. 1.2000 0.04637 95 78 15 2
3317 Well, when we said it was an "edgy" new take on fine dining, we meant it. 1.2000 0.04389 95 77 17 1
3318 Will monsieur be giving her ze kiss-off before the aperitifs? 1.2000 0.05097 95 80 11 4
3319 How about a nice dive in my dear ? 1.2000 0.05097 95 80 11 4
3320 Would you like small chunks of wheat, rye, or sourdough thrown at you? 1.2000 0.05519 95 82 7 6
3321 May I tempt you with the blowfish? 1.2000 0.04872 95 79 13 3
3322 Let's skip the 'Suicide Chocolate Supreme' and just jump. 1.2000 0.05097 95 80 11 4
3323 You wanted the table with the best view, didn't you? 1.2000 0.04872 95 79 13 3
3324 You did ask for a table by the window. 1.2000 0.04637 95 78 15 2
3325 I think the wings would be a good choice. 1.2000 0.05312 95 81 9 5
3326 So this is your cheap version of a 5 star restaurant! 1.2000 0.04872 95 79 13 3
3327 I think I remember ordering from this waiter at McDonald's. 1.2000 0.05097 95 80 11 4
3328 We prefer that you do not just round up to the nearest dollar this time. 1.2000 0.05097 95 80 11 4
3329 My only request is that you don't drop your forks. 1.2000 0.04389 95 77 17 1
3330 I expected a more edgy menu. 1.2000 0.04872 95 79 13 3
3331 I can serve dinner once I have your signatures on the “pre-din”! 1.2000 0.04389 95 77 17 1
3332 Some folks do complain about the draft. 1.2000 0.04389 95 77 17 1
3333 Our special today is a bird drop soup... 1.2000 0.04637 95 78 15 2
3334 May I suggest the squab. 1.2000 0.04126 95 76 19 0
3335 Window service only until we replace our waiter. 1.2000 0.04389 95 77 17 1
3336 I will be sure to let you if another table opens up. 1.2000 0.04389 95 77 17 1
3337 Well, you asked for a table next to a window--that's why. 1.2000 0.04872 95 79 13 3
3338 We recommend something from the “Lighter Side” section for your table 1.2000 0.04126 95 76 19 0
3339 The free range squab is popular. 1.2000 0.04872 95 79 13 3
3340 Next time don't forget deodorant, Bill. 1.2000 0.04637 95 78 15 2
3341 I can make some recommendations if you're willing to take a flyer. 1.2000 0.04872 95 79 13 3
3342 whatever you do don't recline 1.2000 0.04389 95 77 17 1
3343 My name is John, and I'll be taking the air with you. 1.2000 0.04637 95 78 15 2
3344 So you said, you know the chef?” She asked. “I’m sorry, how are you not hyperventilating? We’re on on a ledge?!” He cooed, flirtatiously 1.2000 0.04872 95 79 13 3
3345 Your meals are on the house 1.2000 0.04872 95 79 13 3
3346 You just thrive on drama! Why did you have to ask for the ledge seating... again? 1.2000 0.04637 95 78 15 2
3347 May I suggest starting with our brie and prosciutto plank. 1.2000 0.04389 95 77 17 1
3348 OK, time's up. Give each other the valentines, and then you can see the menu. 1.2000 0.04637 95 78 15 2
3349 Harry, not to be over the top and without a parachute, but, are you sure you gave him a $20 and not a $5? 1.2000 0.04637 95 78 15 2
3350 Something light perhaps? Nothing too heavy. Was that a creak? 1.2000 0.04872 95 79 13 3
3351 No, you said this place was "edgy," not ledgy. 1.2000 0.04637 95 78 15 2
3352 No, all you said is not to give you a table by the Kitchen" 1.2000 0.04389 95 77 17 1
3353 I feel better now. 1.2000 0.04637 95 78 15 2
3354 Indeed, this is eating al fresco at it's very highest level! 1.2000 0.04637 95 78 15 2
3355 My apologies but the smoking area is full at the moment. 1.2000 0.05097 95 80 11 4
3356 Our special entrée tonight is pigeon pie. 1.2000 0.04389 95 77 17 1
3357 I said "wedge salad," not "ledge salad." 1.2000 0.04872 95 79 13 3
3358 This place is new. 1.2000 0.04872 95 79 13 3
3359 I know the table is 'tippy', but we've had 4 waiters try to fix it and they fell...uh, I mean 'FAILED'!! 1.2000 0.04872 95 79 13 3
3360 Yes, this is the best window seat, but I don't recommend leaning back in your chair. 1.2000 0.04872 95 79 13 3
3361 All dishes are arm to gable. 1.2000 0.04389 95 77 17 1
3362 Sorry for the delay but the busboy fell off the ledge. 1.2000 0.04872 95 79 13 3
3363 Well, you said you didn't want to sit near the restrooms. 1.2000 0.04872 95 79 13 3
3364 When they say “this place is to die for”, they weren’t’ kidding. 1.2000 0.04389 95 77 17 1
3365 I Give up. Why does fresh air make a dinner taste better? 1.2000 0.04637 95 78 15 2
3366 I recommend the quail, it’s quite fresh. 1.2000 0.04637 95 78 15 2
3367 Don’t piss off the Waiter dear. 1.2000 0.04389 95 77 17 1
3368 Welcome to "The Landing" . Tap on the window when your are ready to order. 1.2000 0.05097 95 80 11 4
3369 Since you're both having wine, may I suggest our Last Supper special. 1.2000 0.04872 95 79 13 3
3370 Shall I throw you your starters? 1.1979 0.05048 96 81 11 4
3371 For safety reasons, your al fresco table does not include silverware. 1.1979 0.04348 96 78 17 1
3372 Their lemon drop martini is to die for! 1.1979 0.04826 96 80 13 3
3373 The chef’s special tonight is pigeon under glass with buckshot overtones. 1.1979 0.04826 96 80 13 3
3374 I'm sorry, we're out of the parachutes. May I recommend the hang-glider? 1.1978 0.04199 91 73 18 0
3375 I'm so sorry about this, but there's a ten dollar up-charge for splitting a plate. Is that still okay?" 1.1978 0.04480 91 74 16 1
3376 Here at Café Vertigo, we excite the inner ear as well as the palate. 1.1935 0.04652 93 77 14 2
3377 Our chef's special today is pigeon pie. It's very fresh. 1.1935 0.04652 93 77 14 2
3378 Poulet un Verre?" "Nope, that's pigeon!" 1.1935 0.04652 93 77 14 2
3379 This relationship has been making me feel really on edge lately... 1.1935 0.04652 93 77 14 2
3380 Thank you for requesting seating in the Trump Suppoter Room here at The Effete Snob. One moment please and I’ll never be back to take your order. 1.1935 0.05353 93 80 8 5
3381 Is this table with a view to your liking, Madam? 1.1935 0.04652 93 77 14 2
3382 Tip is optional. 1.1935 0.05353 93 80 8 5
3383 The fresh catch of the day is locally-sourced Squab. In fact, they're on the ledge above you right now. 1.1935 0.04652 93 77 14 2
3384 ...well, you requested outdoor seating ...and didn’t want to wait. 1.1935 0.04394 93 76 16 1
3385 Your squab appetizer is en route. 1.1935 0.04652 93 77 14 2
3386 Edgy menu....don't you think? 1.1935 0.05130 93 79 10 4
3387 The prices are sky high here. 1.1935 0.04897 93 78 12 3
3388 Will the other guest be rejoining you, or should we serve them where they landed? 1.1935 0.04394 93 76 16 1
3389 The House of Squab is Committed to the ledge-to-table movement. 1.1935 0.05130 93 79 10 4
3390 Madam, Sir, scoot back and relax while I fetch your favorite wine. 1.1935 0.04652 93 77 14 2
3391 Specials tonight are tossed salad, beef tips, eggs over easy, and apple turnovers. However, I'm afraid the souffle has fallen. 1.1935 0.04394 93 76 16 1
3392 The Early Bird Special? .. You’re sitting on it.” Jim Hein, Pittsburgh, Pa. 1.1935 0.04652 93 77 14 2
3393 Just to let you know there’s a surcharge for random pigeon droppings. 1.1935 0.04652 93 77 14 2
3394 May I suggest the Fallen Angel Cocktail? Also, today's special - a delicately balanced seafood dish - is a bargain due to plunging lobster prices. 1.1935 0.05130 93 79 10 4
3395 Hope we won’t be charged for that table side Caeser Salad. 1.1935 0.05353 93 80 8 5
3396 Oui monsieur, the pigeon pie is very fresh. 1.1935 0.04652 93 77 14 2
3397 Do you have any questions about the restaurant week menu? 1.1935 0.04652 93 77 14 2
3398 Eclectic menu. I'd go as far as to say edgy. 1.1935 0.05130 93 79 10 4
3399 They have the view, but their local, organic, free trade, gluten-free, non-GMO, cruelty free, vegan selection is sparse. 1.1935 0.05130 93 79 10 4
3400 Chef’s special tonight is part of our street-to-table menu. Pigeon under glass. Enjoy. 1.1935 0.04652 93 77 14 2
3401 Rooftop. Private. You got what you asked for. Maybe be more careful with your food order. 1.1935 0.04897 93 78 12 3
3402 They say this place is very Out There 1.1935 0.04652 93 77 14 2
3403 I told you we shouldn’t have trusted Groupon. 1.1935 0.04897 93 78 12 3
3404 The special tonight is a rope ladder and the soup is lobster bisque. 1.1935 0.04652 93 77 14 2
3405 I thought you said this meal was on the HEDGE fund. 1.1935 0.04394 93 76 16 1
3406 You can look at the menu or look down to see that your dining experience here will be "ledge n dairy"! 1.1935 0.04652 93 77 14 2
3407 May I suggest the Fugu fish? 1.1935 0.05130 93 79 10 4
3408 No table service this evening. Just cafeteria style. ' 1.1935 0.04897 93 78 12 3
3409 Terrace dining is so yesterday. 1.1935 0.04897 93 78 12 3
3410 This table is for people who criticize Trump. 1.1935 0.05130 93 79 10 4
3411 We pride ourselves on being one of the edgiest restaurants in New York. 1.1935 0.04652 93 77 14 2
3412 Don't complain about anything! 1.1935 0.04119 93 75 18 0
3413 Let's get his recommendation for something that won't appeal to pigeons. 1.1935 0.04119 93 75 18 0
3414 Many find this to be a heightened dining experience. 1.1935 0.04394 93 76 16 1
3415 Do you want me take your photo to share on Facebook and then you can come eat inside? 1.1935 0.05130 93 79 10 4
3416 Everyone wants by a window. 1.1935 0.04652 93 77 14 2
3417 'REMEMBER, YOU ARE THE TOP OF THE FOOD CHAIN.' 1.1935 0.05130 93 79 10 4
3418 I suggest you make a reservation if you insist on a window seat. 1.1935 0.04652 93 77 14 2
3419 First cereal bars, now this? I'm close to the edge. 1.1935 0.04897 93 78 12 3
3420 It's part of the New Cruelty Movement... 1.1935 0.04897 93 78 12 3
3421 How about a drink to take the edge off? 1.1935 0.04652 93 77 14 2
3422 Why is that man watching us? 1.1935 0.04652 93 77 14 2
3423 Darling, this is not my idea of a legendary bistro. 1.1935 0.04897 93 78 12 3
3424 Would you like to start with drinks, or a safety call? 1.1935 0.04652 93 77 14 2
3425 When I asked for a table with an easy out in case the date went bad, this is NOT what I had in mind! 1.1935 0.04652 93 77 14 2
3426 This IS our best table! 1.1935 0.04897 93 78 12 3
3427 You're the one who insisted on a table by the window 1.1935 0.04394 93 76 16 1
3428 You may choose from our more traditional items on the left, or our edgy selections on the right. All cocktails are at-your-own risk. 1.1935 0.04897 93 78 12 3
3429 I recommend the veal Oh My God. 1.1935 0.04897 93 78 12 3
3430 What the hell is the bird dropping’s salad? 1.1935 0.05130 93 79 10 4
3431 I presume you want the fettuccini without the wide noodles. 1.1935 0.04897 93 78 12 3
3432 Today’s fresh selection is Grilled Pidgeon Crepinette 1.1935 0.04394 93 76 16 1
3433 You requested a corner table, sir 1.1935 0.04394 93 76 16 1
3434 We have a nice table in the alley 1.1935 0.04394 93 76 16 1
3435 It's always better to reserve a table in advance, but I hope you will enjoy your meal anyway. 1.1935 0.04652 93 77 14 2
3436 Could I start you off with a sedative this evening? 1.1935 0.05130 93 79 10 4
3437 Let's go light on the "be merry." 1.1935 0.04897 93 78 12 3
3438 It's allegedly the best table in town. 1.1935 0.04394 93 76 16 1
3439 Can I talk you down from any appetizers this evening? 1.1935 0.04652 93 77 14 2
3440 Today's specials include a laugh at your expense. 1.1935 0.04652 93 77 14 2
3441 Did you want to reconsider your request to have a table as far away from the kitchen as possible? 1.1915 0.04351 94 77 16 1
3442 I don't think this is the farm-to-table experience you were thinking of. 1.1895 0.05030 95 81 10 4
3443 The restroom is three floors down and it's a bit tricky. 1.1895 0.04310 95 78 16 1
3444 The surf and turf looks good. 1.1889 0.05216 90 77 9 4
3445 Dropped or over easy? 1.1889 0.04713 90 75 13 2
3446 Honey, we are no closer to the RestRooms out here! 1.1889 0.04713 90 75 13 2
3447 I had read that this places is almost over the top. 1.1889 0.04713 90 75 13 2
3448 I suggest the pigeon. 1.1889 0.04713 90 75 13 2
3449 Can I take your order you absolute fucking madmen 1.1889 0.04970 90 76 11 3
3450 Sir, you appear to be on edge. I recommend fine Pinot noir to take off some edge. 1.1889 0.04970 90 76 11 3
3451 I expected exotic dishes when the Yelp review said "Dining on the edge". 1.1889 0.04713 90 75 13 2
3452 it's a date with danger! 1.1889 0.04970 90 76 11 3
3453 Are you enjoying the view, now? 1.1889 0.04713 90 75 13 2
3454 Something to celebrate your new high? 1.1889 0.05216 90 77 9 4
3455 Would you mind sitting outside? everything inside is taken 1.1889 0.04440 90 74 15 1
3456 This isn't what I expected when they said 'table with a view'. 1.1889 0.04713 90 75 13 2
3457 Only boring people don't "get" our edgy vibe. 1.1889 0.04970 90 76 11 3
3458 Are you waiting for someone or should I call an ambulance? 1.1889 0.04440 90 74 15 1
3459 My apologies, sir, though you really should call a day in advance. 1.1889 0.04713 90 75 13 2
3460 Fancy words big fella. You just may push me into falling for you" 1.1889 0.05216 90 77 9 4
3461 Don’t order anything heavy. We’re too close to the edge. 1.1889 0.04440 90 74 15 1
3462 I've got a matchbook if you need... 1.1889 0.04970 90 76 11 3
3463 We offer a cutting-ledge culinary experience. 1.1889 0.04440 90 74 15 1
3464 You did request 'as far from the kitchen as possible.' 1.1889 0.04440 90 74 15 1
3465 May I suggest the pigeon stew? 1.1889 0.04970 90 76 11 3
3466 I know it is uncomfortable, but I am not sitting in the same room with David Remnick. 1.1889 0.04440 90 74 15 1
3467 Is this your first time dining with us at Rooftop to Table? Our special tonight is the squab. 1.1889 0.04713 90 75 13 2
3468 Can I offer you sparkling, tap, or storm? 1.1889 0.04713 90 75 13 2
3469 The Squab Tribecois was just flown in today. 1.1889 0.04970 90 76 11 3
3470 Sorry, the cake is not available. It fell today. 1.1889 0.04440 90 74 15 1
3471 Who let the dogs in? 1.1889 0.04713 90 75 13 2
3472 Might I suggest a parachute? 1.1889 0.04970 90 76 11 3
3473 Excuse me, I'm going to the bathroom. 1.1889 0.04713 90 75 13 2
3474 It was this or sitting next to the bathroom. 1.1889 0.04970 90 76 11 3
3475 I assure you, the risotto won't be THAT bad. 1.1889 0.05450 90 78 7 5
3476 Tonight's special comes with your choice of soup, salad, or parachute. 1.1889 0.04713 90 75 13 2
3477 Ze white tablecloth is ze parachute you ordered, Mr. Cruise. 1.1889 0.05450 90 78 7 5
3478 I might be out on a limb 1.1889 0.04440 90 74 15 1
3479 Finally, a fitting punishment if they stiff me on the tip. 1.1889 0.04970 90 76 11 3
3480 I’ll have a sautéed perch. 1.1889 0.05450 90 78 7 5
3481 Perhaps I could interest you in one of our fall specials, yes? 1.1889 0.04713 90 75 13 2
3482 Will they fall for today's special? 1.1889 0.04970 90 76 11 3
3483 Let me be clear.Trendy and edgy ARE mutually exclusive. 1.1889 0.04713 90 75 13 2
3484 maybe you shouldn't have asked for a smoking area 1.1889 0.04440 90 74 15 1
3485 As we told you, we have no terrace seating, but you persisted. 1.1889 0.04440 90 74 15 1
3486 Sir, if I bring you a before dinner cocktail you may not be around before dinner. 1.1889 0.04970 90 76 11 3
3487 I'm gonna go out on a ledge and order the calamari AND the octopus. 1.1889 0.04713 90 75 13 2
3488 Order something now or else I'm kicking you both off the ledge. 1.1889 0.04440 90 74 15 1
3489 This is a wonderful table with a great view . 1.1889 0.04149 90 73 17 0
3490 Maybe we shouldn't have insisted on a table by a window. 1.1889 0.04440 90 74 15 1
3491 Our customers have gone head over heels for our fall menu. 1.1889 0.04713 90 75 13 2
3492 Your reservation specified a table by the window. 1.1889 0.04713 90 75 13 2
3493 Honey, now this takes “first available” to a whole new level. 1.1889 0.04440 90 74 15 1
3494 Mom always said "on four legs". 1.1889 0.04713 90 75 13 2
3495 The special of the day is squabs en casserole 1.1889 0.05450 90 78 7 5
3496 You asked for no smoking, oui? 1.1889 0.04713 90 75 13 2
3497 The specials are on a board in the window just under you. 1.1889 0.04440 90 74 15 1
3498 Ah, you've come to the right place for fresh squab. 1.1889 0.04713 90 75 13 2
3499 It’s like he knew we were gonna dine and dash again. 1.1889 0.04970 90 76 11 3
3500 I'm sorry, sir, but this area is non-vaping as well. 1.1889 0.04713 90 75 13 2
3501 The last person to request out table by the window was a reporter named Clark Kent. 1.1889 0.04970 90 76 11 3
3502 Either jump or order! I have other customers! 1.1889 0.04713 90 75 13 2
3503 Hey Ms. Sanders, at least we're still feeding you 1.1889 0.04713 90 75 13 2
3504 Is it too late to order take-out? 1.1889 0.04970 90 76 11 3
3505 May I propose something light? 1.1889 0.04149 90 73 17 0
3506 This is what happens to those who make fun of the table by the kitchen." 1.1889 0.04440 90 74 15 1
3507 The menu is a little too edgy for me. 1.1889 0.04713 90 75 13 2
3508 I recommend the pigeon dropping soup. 1.1889 0.04713 90 75 13 2
3509 I think a bird just pooped on your menu. 1.1889 0.04970 90 76 11 3
3510 Let’s try the Squab! 1.1889 0.04713 90 75 13 2
3511 Well, you said you wanted a table in a quite corner. 1.1889 0.04440 90 74 15 1
3512 Frank, I know you’re frugal, but 2% tonight might now be wise. 1.1889 0.04713 90 75 13 2
3513 Your wife uses too much hairspray. 1.1889 0.04440 90 74 15 1
3514 No, I won't pull out your chair for you. 1.1889 0.04440 90 74 15 1
3515 Enjoy the al fresco menu. 1.1889 0.04440 90 74 15 1
3516 I heard this place was uppity. 1.1889 0.04440 90 74 15 1
3517 You DID request to be as far away from the kitchen as possible. 1.1889 0.04713 90 75 13 2
3518 The chef is prepared to meet your demand for substitutions. 1.1889 0.04440 90 74 15 1
3519 Perhaps you’d like to see something from our new Fall menu? 1.1889 0.04713 90 75 13 2
3520 Might I be able to upsell you on that? 1.1889 0.04970 90 76 11 3
3521 No house special tonight. 1.1889 0.04713 90 75 13 2
3522 Strangely, this was the only table that wasn't reserved. 1.1889 0.04970 90 76 11 3
3523 The special tonight is fresh local pigeon. 1.1889 0.04713 90 75 13 2
3524 You may want to call ahead next time. 1.1889 0.04713 90 75 13 2
3525 I hear they have a great free range quail. 1.1889 0.05216 90 77 9 4
3526 You did ask for a table with our best view. 1.1889 0.04440 90 74 15 1
3527 Your pigeon will be ready soon. Shall I bring more bread? 1.1889 0.04970 90 76 11 3
3528 Would you like that fledged, or un-fledged? 1.1889 0.04713 90 75 13 2
3529 Complimentary birdseed, of course. 1.1889 0.04440 90 74 15 1
3530 Blind dates really put me on edge 1.1889 0.04713 90 75 13 2
3531 The rarified air is extra! 1.1889 0.04440 90 74 15 1
3532 I'm going to live on the edge here and order the mussels. 1.1889 0.04970 90 76 11 3
3533 One who insists on a seat by the window gets a seat by the window. 1.1889 0.04440 90 74 15 1
3534 Oh, and my wife, Marie, sends you her kindest personal regards, Monsieur. 1.1889 0.04440 90 74 15 1
3535 The wine list is on the left. To the right is the waiver you will need to sign. 1.1889 0.04713 90 75 13 2
3536 You said you wanted a table with a view! Are you going to be one of those hard-to-please customers? Because if you are, they are barbequing rats on the E-train.... 1.1889 0.04970 90 76 11 3
3537 We're taking farm-to-table to a whole new level. 1.1889 0.04440 90 74 15 1
3538 Bernard, on a first date, tries to act nonchalant, thinking "their prices are through the roof"! 1.1889 0.04970 90 76 11 3
3539 Your date is not to blame, madame: five Michelin stars means that this is the best available table WITH a reservation. 1.1889 0.05216 90 77 9 4
3540 So, Mr. Big Shot, are you still happy with your decision to give him the quarter instead of the twenty? 1.1889 0.04440 90 74 15 1
3541 Don't look down when you're eating.. 1.1889 0.04713 90 75 13 2
3542 Well, you should just be happy they still have a smoking section. 1.1889 0.04713 90 75 13 2
3543 You look like you might prefer something safe, for starters. 1.1889 0.04970 90 76 11 3
3544 You'll find the cocktails in our drop down menu. 1.1889 0.04970 90 76 11 3
3545 Well, you said you didn't want a table near the kitchen. 1.1889 0.04713 90 75 13 2
3546 Is that your foot or are you just happy to see me? 1.1889 0.05450 90 78 7 5
3547 So, you asked for a table near the window? 1.1889 0.04713 90 75 13 2
3548 May I start you off with a draft? 1.1889 0.04440 90 74 15 1
3549 Ready to take the plunge on our appetizers? 1.1889 0.04970 90 76 11 3
3550 Pop up restaurants always scare me 1.1889 0.04970 90 76 11 3
3551 Might I recommend "another restaurant"? 1.1889 0.04713 90 75 13 2
3552 I'm not sure if you've heard about our new "No Tipping" policy? 1.1889 0.04713 90 75 13 2
3553 Today's special is roast pigeon. 1.1889 0.04970 90 76 11 3
3554 The view from the 90th floor is much better. 1.1889 0.04713 90 75 13 2
3555 Squab anyone? 1.1889 0.04970 90 76 11 3
3556 Thank you for coming to Pigeon's Roost. Your waiters will be up once they're done with the breadcrumbs that fell to the street. 1.1889 0.04713 90 75 13 2
3557 Drat, that's the third busboy we've lost this week. 1.1889 0.04970 90 76 11 3
3558 You decide what comes next. 1.1889 0.04713 90 75 13 2
3559 Is this “ al fresco “ enough for you? 1.1889 0.05216 90 77 9 4
3560 Your dining experience will be as balanced as the gratuity. 1.1889 0.04440 90 74 15 1
3561 Unfortunately, our best table isn't our safest, sir. 1.1889 0.04440 90 74 15 1
3562 Unfortunately, our table side Guacamole is no longer available. Sir. 1.1889 0.04713 90 75 13 2
3563 We no longer offer table-side guacamole." 1.1889 0.05450 90 78 7 5
3564 Excuse me, you can't be out there. 1.1889 0.05216 90 77 9 4
3565 You are limited to one alcoholic beverage, due to risks of injuries related to falls. 1.1889 0.04713 90 75 13 2
3566 Sorry, we are not allowed to use silverware anymore. 1.1889 0.04970 90 76 11 3
3567 And to avoid any interruption in your plans for the rest of the evening , we hope to see your five-star review before the dessert course. 1.1889 0.04440 90 74 15 1
3568 …and we have dessert to die for. 1.1889 0.04970 90 76 11 3
3569 Don’t even think about not leaving a good tip! 1.1889 0.04713 90 75 13 2
3570 I'd like to add you to my LinkedIn network 1.1889 0.04970 90 76 11 3
3571 The review didn't actually say "patio dining." It just said "al fresco." 1.1889 0.04440 90 74 15 1
3572 come on order all ready 1.1889 0.05216 90 77 9 4
3573 Great question. Yes, the squab is very locally sourced. 1.1889 0.04970 90 76 11 3
3574 No, Mr.Wells, we did not appreciate the Times' review of our establishment. 1.1889 0.04713 90 75 13 2
3575 I told you the smoking section would be lousy seats 1.1889 0.04149 90 73 17 0
3576 The Yelp review said allegedly. 1.1889 0.04970 90 76 11 3
3577 May I bring you a couple parachutes as a starter? 1.1889 0.04440 90 74 15 1
3578 And our seafood special this evening is "Scallops sur Scaffolding" 1.1889 0.04970 90 76 11 3
3579 Perhaps Madame will temper how aredently she insists on a “table with a view” next time. 1.1889 0.04440 90 74 15 1
3580 Some of our patrons just fell for the atmosphere. 1.1889 0.04713 90 75 13 2
3581 Tonight’s throwing menu features: meatballs, over ripe tomatoes, and a chocolate cream pie. 1.1889 0.04970 90 76 11 3
3582 I just didn't know an Open Table at HEIGHTS for BITES was going to be this. 1.1889 0.04713 90 75 13 2
3583 We are gonna need that table back for an 845 res so can I get you started with some apps? 1.1889 0.04713 90 75 13 2
3584 Maybe tip bigger next time? 1.1889 0.04440 90 74 15 1
3585 Let's hurry up and order. This limited seating must be in demand. 1.1889 0.05216 90 77 9 4
3586 This is the seating section for our "coupon" customers. This is why we require you to present it in advance. 1.1889 0.04713 90 75 13 2
3587 This place is a bit high-end for my taste. 1.1889 0.04970 90 76 11 3
3588 Frankly, I thought the chef's table would be closer to the kitchen. 1.1889 0.04440 90 74 15 1
3589 Pigeon tartare, pigeon crudite, pigeon antipasto misto, pigeon bolognese, pigeon gnocchi, pigeon biscotti and pigeon caffe vito. Any allergies? 1.1889 0.05216 90 77 9 4
3590 I recommend the non-alcoholic high ball. 1.1889 0.04970 90 76 11 3
3591 You always make me feel so on edge! 1.1889 0.04970 90 76 11 3
3592 They only THINK the stock market is going to crash? 1.1889 0.04713 90 75 13 2
3593 I only fear your souffle will fall. 1.1889 0.04713 90 75 13 2
3594 Before we order, I think we should talk about our finances dear. 1.1889 0.04713 90 75 13 2
3595 Haute cuisine 1.1889 0.04970 90 76 11 3
3596 Didn't you say you were looking for an edgy dining experience? 1.1889 0.05216 90 77 9 4
3597 And, do you prefer red or white with your diesel exhaust and pigeon poop? 1.1889 0.04440 90 74 15 1
3598 Technically it’s an outside table, but they still don’t allow dogs. 1.1889 0.04970 90 76 11 3
3599 What's the problem? You asked for al fresco, you got al fresco! 1.1889 0.04713 90 75 13 2
3600 Best to order before the pigeons arrive. 1.1889 0.04713 90 75 13 2
3601 Today our specials are....oh never mind, I'm not coming out there anyway. 1.1889 0.04440 90 74 15 1
3602 He looks like he's feeling as on-edge as I am. 1.1889 0.04970 90 76 11 3
3603 Beats being next to the bathroom. 1.1889 0.04970 90 76 11 3
3604 For those living on the edge, may I suggest starting with a gin and meclizine... 1.1889 0.04970 90 76 11 3
3605 Everyone's dying to get a table. 1.1889 0.04713 90 75 13 2
3606 We don't have outdoor service even if you bring your own furniture 1.1889 0.04713 90 75 13 2
3607 Don't let the absence of pigeons sway you in your choice of entrees. 1.1889 0.04149 90 73 17 0
3608 Before I take your order, please note that this is a 'prepay' window. 1.1889 0.04970 90 76 11 3
3609 How long ago did you make this reservation/ 1.1868 0.04665 91 76 13 2
3610 Your evening entrees will be flying by shortly. 1.1868 0.04396 91 75 15 1
3611 Yes, Pigeon is our only entrée. 1.1868 0.04665 91 76 13 2
3612 Yes...It's B.Y.O.C.-cutlery 1.1868 0.04920 91 77 11 3
3613 Might I recommend something on the heavy side. 1.1868 0.04396 91 75 15 1
3614 You're on the naughty step for your derisory tip last time 1.1848 0.04619 92 77 13 2
3615 Weren’t expecting an all-escargot menu, were you? 1.1848 0.04619 92 77 13 2
3616 Sorry, we only sell wine by the flight. 1.1818 0.04725 88 74 12 2
3617 I thought you said they served pigeon, not that we'd BE pigeons? 1.1818 0.04994 88 75 10 3
3618 This could be our last meal together. 1.1818 0.04440 88 73 14 1
3619 You know, Brad, when I told you I really like al fresco dining, this really wasn't quite what I had in mind! 1.1818 0.04725 88 74 12 2
3620 I advise you not to order anything too heavy. 1.1818 0.04725 88 74 12 2
3621 I'm sure glad, I don't have to go. 1.1818 0.04725 88 74 12 2
3622 Extreme dine and dashing 1.1818 0.04440 88 73 14 1
3623 Cuisine with a view seems to beg the issue. 1.1818 0.04725 88 74 12 2
3624 I recommend the squab; its fresh and locally raised. 1.1818 0.04725 88 74 12 2
3625 Order something light. I don’t trust this ledge. 1.1818 0.04440 88 73 14 1
3626 May I recommend our pigeon nuggets? 1.1818 0.04725 88 74 12 2
3627 Tonight's special is the pigeon. Very fresh. 1.1818 0.04725 88 74 12 2
3628 Hi! My name is Al Fresco and I'll be your server tonight. 1.1818 0.04725 88 74 12 2
3629 I don't like the sound of these cocktails. ""Vertigo", "Over The Edge", and "Sidewalk Splat!" 1.1818 0.04994 88 75 10 3
3630 Welcome to the Jump’n Cafe. We hope you enjoy our urban, edgy menu. 1.1818 0.04440 88 73 14 1
3631 Did this help you make a decision sir? 1.1818 0.04440 88 73 14 1
3632 Hmmmm....... The pigeon sounds good ! 1.1818 0.04440 88 73 14 1
3633 These prices are over the top!! 1.1818 0.04725 88 74 12 2
3634 Folks, you asked for the Early-Bird Special, did you not? 1.1818 0.04994 88 75 10 3
3635 We always have wild caught pigeon available. 1.1818 0.04725 88 74 12 2
3636 Harold, Is this what they mean by rooftop seating? 1.1818 0.04725 88 74 12 2
3637 So much for turning down that table by the loo. 1.1818 0.04725 88 74 12 2
3638 It encourages heightened dining sensations and exuberant relief afterwards. 1.1818 0.04725 88 74 12 2
3639 Is this your idea of living on the edge? 1.1818 0.04725 88 74 12 2
3640 "Edgy ambiance" can be taken several ways. 1.1818 0.04135 88 72 16 0
3641 Our speciality this evening is pigeon-drop soup. 1.1818 0.04994 88 75 10 3
3642 The special is about what you'd expect. 1.1818 0.04440 88 73 14 1
3643 That's how you know the squab is fresh. 1.1818 0.04725 88 74 12 2
3644 On the other hand, we did get the privacy and unobstructed view we requested. 1.1818 0.04135 88 72 16 0
3645 That's from a failed marriage proposal back in 2012. 1.1818 0.04994 88 75 10 3
3646 Could you please close the window? The breeze is chilling us. 1.1818 0.04440 88 73 14 1
3647 The "Pigeon Perch" our most popular table. 1.1818 0.04440 88 73 14 1
3648 After tonight when you dine elsewhere you’ll feel let down. 1.1818 0.04440 88 73 14 1
3649 I never really liked eating haute cuisine. 1.1818 0.04725 88 74 12 2
3650 Pigeon la ledge is our specialite' 1.1818 0.04725 88 74 12 2
3651 I explained that patio dining was limited, sir. 1.1818 0.04440 88 73 14 1
3652 I wonder what the pigeon consommé is. 1.1818 0.04440 88 73 14 1
3653 I should have been curious when you told me we were going to a new alfresco carryout place 1.1818 0.04725 88 74 12 2
3654 Not that. It attracts pigeons. 1.1818 0.04994 88 75 10 3
3655 We think it will be the new foodie fad by the weekend, so if you would put it on instagram, we will comp your meal. 1.1818 0.04440 88 73 14 1
3656 Are you sure we want a table with a view? 1.1818 0.04725 88 74 12 2
3657 I fear we've taken this relationship as far as it can go. 1.1818 0.05249 88 76 8 4
3658 Vell of COURSE the pigeon l'orange is fresh! - it flies in every day. 1.1818 0.04440 88 73 14 1
3659 Tonight’s special is our locally sourced pan-seared pigeon. 1.1818 0.04725 88 74 12 2
3660 You said you wanted a table with a view. You're not going to beat this one. Just look out for the pigeons - they like it oo, 1.1818 0.04440 88 73 14 1
3661 Welcome to Chez Squab. Let me talk you down from our specials. 1.1818 0.04440 88 73 14 1
3662 I should have been more specific in requesting a window table" 1.1818 0.04440 88 73 14 1
3663 knowledge in the air 1.1818 0.04994 88 75 10 3
3664 No, we will not baby-bird you the food. 1.1818 0.04994 88 75 10 3
3665 Do leave a generous Tip ; else could be a downward trip. 1.1818 0.04440 88 73 14 1
3666 For Monsieur, I would recommend the sauté, followed by the pavé. I trust Madame will thoroughly enjoy it. 1.1818 0.04994 88 75 10 3
3667 I can recommend the pigeon. 1.1818 0.04994 88 75 10 3
3668 It’s called “al — we still remember your last tip — fresco.” 1.1818 0.04725 88 74 12 2
3669 I hear the pigeon here is all locally sourced . 1.1818 0.04440 88 73 14 1
3670 Yes, the squab is very, very locally sourced. 1.1818 0.04440 88 73 14 1
3671 In addition to our regular menu entries, today’s special, should it choose to leave the ledge above you, is pigeon. 1.1818 0.04725 88 74 12 2
3672 May I suggest the pigeon tartar? 1.1818 0.04135 88 72 16 0
3673 Sir, I can assure you we take our ‘no room service’ policy very seriously. 1.1818 0.04994 88 75 10 3
3674 We call them squab. 1.1818 0.04725 88 74 12 2
3675 Let's forego the breadbasket, shall we? 1.1818 0.04135 88 72 16 0
3676 Can't tell if it's the adrenaline or the sumptuous menu, but I'm suddenly really attracted to you! 1.1818 0.04440 88 73 14 1
3677 ... nestled on a bed of fresh pigeon...... 1.1818 0.05249 88 76 8 4
3678 Tonite's Special is Pigeon al Fresco. 1.1818 0.04135 88 72 16 0
3679 Hey, do you really want that last meal or shall we jump right away? 1.1818 0.04994 88 75 10 3
3680 So, when WILL you be moving out of your parent's home? 1.1818 0.04994 88 75 10 3
3681 Although listed as a special for this evening, chef just reported that we are out of the free-range pigeon. 1.1818 0.04440 88 73 14 1
3682 Granted, but it's greatly reduced the number of customers who bolt on the check. 1.1818 0.04725 88 74 12 2
3683 Might I recommend the locally sourced, squab? 1.1818 0.05249 88 76 8 4
3684 Whaddya have? Ledge of lamb with mint or turkey ledge and gravy? 1.1818 0.04725 88 74 12 2
3685 May I recommend not jumping? 1.1818 0.04994 88 75 10 3
3686 Why do I feel on edge when we are talking about life insurance? 1.1818 0.04725 88 74 12 2
3687 I know. Those prices are through the roof! 1.1818 0.04440 88 73 14 1
3688 Our special today is rock dove sashimi with a dusting of fresh cinders. 1.1818 0.04725 88 74 12 2
3689 Isn't this what you meant by "adventurous eater" on your Hinge profile? 1.1818 0.04725 88 74 12 2
3690 You can come back in when you admit that the chicken wasn't dry. 1.1818 0.04440 88 73 14 1
3691 You won't find such a table d’hôte menu anyplace else! 1.1818 0.04725 88 74 12 2
3692 Our whole approach to the dining experience is edgy to say the least . 1.1818 0.04994 88 75 10 3
3693 Go ahead order something on line and get the hell out of my restaurant 1.1818 0.04994 88 75 10 3
3694 I’d recommend the light canapés. 1.1818 0.04725 88 74 12 2
3695 This meal is on the house 1.1818 0.04725 88 74 12 2
3696 Sorry. All the corner booths were taken. Hope this will work out. 1.1818 0.04440 88 73 14 1
3697 Yes, sir, this is a no-tipping restaurant. 1.1818 0.04440 88 73 14 1
3698 The pigeon is locally sourced and quite good. 1.1818 0.04440 88 73 14 1
3699 And I think after you hear our specials, you'll find you have even more to live for. 1.1818 0.04725 88 74 12 2
3700 Altitude and Al Fresco just don't mix. 1.1818 0.04135 88 72 16 0
3701 Today's special is eggs over eaves. 1.1818 0.04440 88 73 14 1
3702 But, monsieur, it is just what you asked for: intimate, secluded, away from the bathrooms. 1.1818 0.04440 88 73 14 1
3703 All we serve is pigeon, but we prepare it twenty-two ways. 1.1818 0.04725 88 74 12 2
3704 I hear the squab is excellent. 1.1818 0.04994 88 75 10 3
3705 It’s our new Skyscraper Taster menu: $10.00 a foot. 1.1818 0.04440 88 73 14 1
3706 It's not quite the Rainbow Room... 1.1818 0.04994 88 75 10 3
3707 Yes, the roasted pigeon is indeed local. 1.1818 0.04440 88 73 14 1
3708 When you said ‘cutting edge cuisine’, I had something else in mind. 1.1818 0.04725 88 74 12 2
3709 I'm sorry, this is as far as I can seat you from the guy Instagramming his meal 1.1818 0.04725 88 74 12 2
3710 Yes, the pigeon is locally sourced. 1.1818 0.04725 88 74 12 2
3711 You are still responsible for the service fee. 1.1818 0.04725 88 74 12 2
3712 I thought by the kitchen was Siberia... 1.1818 0.04440 88 73 14 1
3713 The special is what the pigeon left. 1.1818 0.04994 88 75 10 3
3714 You asked for the table with the spectacular view, right? 1.1818 0.04994 88 75 10 3
3715 You had to request the smoking section. 1.1818 0.04725 88 74 12 2
3716 Service here’s a bit flighty. 1.1818 0.04994 88 75 10 3
3717 Might I suggest starting with the Iceberg Ledge salad? 1.1818 0.04135 88 72 16 0
3718 Our restaurant has a new cutting edge design 1.1818 0.04725 88 74 12 2
3719 "This menu is rather edgy." 1.1818 0.04725 88 74 12 2
3720 Think of it like this -- if you have to ask, it's too high. 1.1818 0.05249 88 76 8 4
3721 Well, at least the rain tapered off. 1.1818 0.04994 88 75 10 3
3722 The special tonight is locally sourced pigeon. 1.1818 0.04725 88 74 12 2
3723 The fried pigeon is my favorite.... 1.1818 0.04725 88 74 12 2
3724 The non-economy section now has one table available. 1.1818 0.04994 88 75 10 3
3725 When you are ready to order, please step up to the counter. 1.1818 0.05249 88 76 8 4
3726 The freshest entree is the pigeon. 1.1818 0.04994 88 75 10 3
3727 It's a new dining area we have opened up for customers we know who are oh, so very demanding about everything. 1.1818 0.04440 88 73 14 1
3728 May I suggest a bottle of the Risky Business merlot. 1.1818 0.04440 88 73 14 1
3729 I thought we were meeting your friend Al. 1.1818 0.04994 88 75 10 3
3730 Chin up, darling. Inside, they're eating off communal tables, and the prices are no less vertiginous. 1.1818 0.04440 88 73 14 1
3731 My chef and attorney has recommended I plead the fifth 1.1818 0.04135 88 72 16 0
3732 Just don't look down the menu. 1.1818 0.05249 88 76 8 4
3733 I hope you enjoy our establishment's open air seating and amazing views. All I ask is that you please be careful and watch your step. Now, how would you like to see our wine list! 1.1818 0.04440 88 73 14 1
3734 Is that the dumb waiter or the real waiter? 1.1818 0.04994 88 75 10 3
3735 A pigeon will be arriving shortly with some bread. 1.1818 0.04440 88 73 14 1
3736 I hope the birds aren’t peckish. 1.1818 0.04135 88 72 16 0
3737 This isn't a pop-up. It's a pop-out. 1.1818 0.04725 88 74 12 2
3738 Get it? “Dumbwaiter” 1.1818 0.04994 88 75 10 3
3739 This is alleged to be a five star restaurant 1.1818 0.04994 88 75 10 3
3740 Our Catch of the Day just flew into the building next door. 1.1818 0.05249 88 76 8 4
3741 The chef recommends sous vide squab pigeon. 1.1818 0.04994 88 75 10 3
3742 May I suggest a blend with more balance? 1.1818 0.04725 88 74 12 2
3743 Squab House Menu Fresh squab “ en plein aire” 1.1818 0.04725 88 74 12 2
3744 They said the restaurant had an edgy vibe. 1.1818 0.04994 88 75 10 3
3745 We call it edgy with an L. 1.1818 0.04725 88 74 12 2
3746 When you said our service has fallen of the ledge I didn't think you meant literally. I hope George is alright. 1.1818 0.04725 88 74 12 2
3747 The roast squab is particularly fresh today 1.1818 0.04440 88 73 14 1
3748 Would you please shut that window? I feel a draft. 1.1818 0.04725 88 74 12 2
3749 Sir, it happens to be the best table on the building." 1.1818 0.04725 88 74 12 2
3750 This is on the house. 1.1818 0.04725 88 74 12 2
3751 So, exactly how fresh is the roasted squab? 1.1818 0.04994 88 75 10 3
3752 The gratuity is 18 percent, with an extra 10 percent hazardous pay. 1.1818 0.04725 88 74 12 2
3753 ...the 'Don't Look Down' pairs well with the Falling Duck 1.1818 0.04994 88 75 10 3
3754 The bird's nest soup is especially fresh." 1.1818 0.04994 88 75 10 3
3755 Now you know why this restaurant is "ledgendary.” 1.1818 0.04994 88 75 10 3
3756 This table is reserved for couples who order white sauce with their pasta. 1.1818 0.04994 88 75 10 3
3757 We have several torts. 1.1818 0.04725 88 74 12 2
3758 The prices here have been through the roof lately. 1.1818 0.04994 88 75 10 3
3759 For starters, I recommend our house nudge. 1.1818 0.04440 88 73 14 1
3760 That would be off menu. 1.1818 0.04994 88 75 10 3
3761 I’m not sure how I feel about this new rooftop seating 1.1818 0.04725 88 74 12 2
3762 Sir, the roof top bar is on the next floor 1.1818 0.04440 88 73 14 1
3763 But Monsieur, our other guests insist on exclusive seating for 'Edge Fund Managers. 1.1818 0.04725 88 74 12 2
3764 You really want a divorce! 1.1818 0.04725 88 74 12 2
3765 Have you been here before?" 1.1818 0.04725 88 74 12 2
3766 Dear, this is the best honeymoon ever. Just think we are between heaven and earth. 1.1818 0.04725 88 74 12 2
3767 Not the best table for people watching 1.1818 0.04725 88 74 12 2
3768 The pigeon à la glace is very fresh tonight. 1.1818 0.05249 88 76 8 4
3769 Ledge Fun! I thought you said you were into hedge fund. 1.1818 0.04725 88 74 12 2
3770 I said claustrophobic, not anti-social. 1.1818 0.05249 88 76 8 4
3771 We usually reserve that table for blind customers, but we're already at capacity. 1.1818 0.04725 88 74 12 2
3772 Our dessert specials tonight are either devil’s food and angel food cake. 1.1818 0.04994 88 75 10 3
3773 I can recommend the ledge mushrooms sprinkled with high altitude moss. 1.1818 0.04994 88 75 10 3
3774 You asked for rooftop seating. 1.1818 0.04994 88 75 10 3
3775 So you know, our al fresco dining policy is strictly cash only, up front. 1.1818 0.04440 88 73 14 1
3776 May I suggest a Valium-induced Fallen Angel to help take the edge off? 1.1818 0.04725 88 74 12 2
3777 May I recommend our locally sourced squab? 1.1818 0.04994 88 75 10 3
3778 Well, the prices are edgy too. 1.1818 0.04725 88 74 12 2
3779 I heard you don’t tip. 1.1818 0.04135 88 72 16 0
3780 So, are you ledgetarian? 1.1818 0.04725 88 74 12 2
3781 If it's not working out, order him the 'In-Flight Special!' 1.1818 0.04725 88 74 12 2
3782 Waiter! is this the only outdoor seating available? 1.1818 0.04440 88 73 14 1
3783 I understand that you booked your reservation using the openwindow app. 1.1818 0.04994 88 75 10 3
3784 This is the best view of the city. 1.1818 0.04135 88 72 16 0
3785 My name's Rene and I'll be serving you from here. 1.1818 0.04440 88 73 14 1
3786 Thanks for trying our new "on the Fresco" seating. We've been surprised by the lack of enthusiasm for this dining experience. 1.1818 0.04440 88 73 14 1
3787 They say the food here is to die for. 1.1818 0.04725 88 74 12 2
3788 When I read on your Tinder profile you like to live life on the edge, this isnt what I was picturing 1.1818 0.04725 88 74 12 2
3789 This takes dining out to a whole new level. 1.1818 0.04725 88 74 12 2
3790 May we offer you a libation 1.1818 0.04440 88 73 14 1
3791 Don't let the size of the menu reflect the size of the tip. 1.1818 0.04440 88 73 14 1
3792 Today’s toppings are pigeon poop or AC drip. 1.1818 0.04725 88 74 12 2
3793 Sir, this window closes in ten minutes. 1.1818 0.04994 88 75 10 3
3794 May I start you off with an acrophobic beverage? 1.1818 0.04994 88 75 10 3
3795 No, Madam. I’m sorry to say we no longer have a roasted squab special. 1.1818 0.04725 88 74 12 2
3796 Rooftop seating on a budget-- you may feel queasy, but you can't beat that price. 1.1818 0.04725 88 74 12 2
3797 May I suggest the *vin vertige*. 1.1818 0.04440 88 73 14 1
3798 The view is fine inside 1.1818 0.04994 88 75 10 3
3799 Might I recommend the Five-story Cake? It pairs well with the atmosphere. 1.1818 0.04725 88 74 12 2
3800 May I recommend the parachute tonight? 1.1818 0.04725 88 74 12 2
3801 I did reserve the table by the window. 1.1818 0.04994 88 75 10 3
3802 Regrettably, we're out of tri-tip. 1.1818 0.04440 88 73 14 1
3803 You're lucky you two beat out that other couple for our only table by the window. 1.1818 0.04440 88 73 14 1
3804 Here, we bring your stomachs to the food. 1.1818 0.04725 88 74 12 2
3805 I'm sorry, but we are out of the roast pigeon this evening. 1.1818 0.04994 88 75 10 3
3806 Tonight's farm-to-table special is squab. 1.1818 0.04725 88 74 12 2
3807 Membership has its priv-ledges” 1.1818 0.04994 88 75 10 3
3808 You wanted a table outside the traffic flow... 1.1818 0.04725 88 74 12 2
3809 How would you like your Vertigo cooked, madam? 1.1818 0.04440 88 73 14 1
3810 The Chef will be right out to explain his new cutting-ledge menu. 1.1818 0.04994 88 75 10 3
3811 the smoking section does offer an excellent view of the river 1.1818 0.04994 88 75 10 3
3812 I don't mean to be pushy, but.... 1.1818 0.04440 88 73 14 1
3813 Well I understand the squab is very fresh... 1.1818 0.04994 88 75 10 3
3814 Specialty of the House is soup a la pigeon poop. 1.1818 0.04440 88 73 14 1
3815 Our squab is excellent. 1.1818 0.04994 88 75 10 3
3816 Tonight’s special is roasted squab. 1.1818 0.04440 88 73 14 1
3817 We serve alcohol, but at your own risk 1.1818 0.04725 88 74 12 2
3818 Give him our drink order 1.1818 0.04440 88 73 14 1
3819 I highly suggest you don’t dine and dash, sir 1.1818 0.04994 88 75 10 3
3820 May I suggest the pigeon under glass? 1.1818 0.04725 88 74 12 2
3821 the chateaubriand is to die for 1.1818 0.04725 88 74 12 2
3822 I see you're still on edge about our relationship. 1.1818 0.04725 88 74 12 2
3823 I recommend the lovers' leap special. 1.1818 0.04725 88 74 12 2
3824 The waiter wants to know did you finally decide on the shrimp cocktail, or are you going to jump? 1.1818 0.04994 88 75 10 3
3825 We specialize in elevated cuisine 1.1818 0.04135 88 72 16 0
3826 Yes, the pigeon is quite fresh. 1.1818 0.04440 88 73 14 1
3827 They did request window seats for their final meal together. 1.1818 0.04440 88 73 14 1
3828 Chef special c'est soir is Supreme de Pigeon Messager, coop-free, locally sourced. 1.1818 0.05249 88 76 8 4
3829 For your entrée tonight, I am recommending the pigeon. 1.1818 0.04994 88 75 10 3
3830 Next time, I’ll wear less perfume. 1.1818 0.04994 88 75 10 3
3831 You've got to admit, darling, that this place is a step below our usual restaurants. 1.1818 0.04725 88 74 12 2
3832 Lean in! 1.1818 0.04725 88 74 12 2
3833 You say our menu is for the birds. 1.1818 0.04440 88 73 14 1
3834 Would. Wouldn’t 1.1818 0.04994 88 75 10 3
3835 This is the last time we try an 'edgy' new restaurant. 1.1818 0.04994 88 75 10 3
3836 I 'm sorry, I didn't think this is what they meant by "haute cuisine". 1.1818 0.04440 88 73 14 1
3837 One tip. Don't look down while you eat 1.1818 0.04440 88 73 14 1
3838 Is this a special occasion? 1.1818 0.04994 88 75 10 3
3839 Sir, Madame, we told you we don't have outdoor seating. You can't just sneak a table in through the bathroom window." "Tap is fine. 1.1818 0.04994 88 75 10 3
3840 Our first date was a bit on edge. 1.1818 0.04725 88 74 12 2
3841 It's a good thing we have a balanced diet. 1.1818 0.04725 88 74 12 2
3842 I recommend ordering before the pigeons return. 1.1818 0.04994 88 75 10 3
3843 The special today is pigeon pie. 1.1818 0.05249 88 76 8 4
3844 I hope you enjoy your "table with a view". 1.1818 0.04725 88 74 12 2
3845 I have vertigo so I'll be handing you your meal from here. 1.1818 0.04135 88 72 16 0
3846 You might enjoy our squab special, freshly harvested today. 1.1818 0.04994 88 75 10 3
3847 We find a tremulous palate enhances the experience. 1.1818 0.04994 88 75 10 3
3848 Would you like to not have wine with your dinner? 1.1818 0.04725 88 74 12 2
3849 Wit your help, we hope to corner the upscale hi-rise catering market. 1.1818 0.04135 88 72 16 0
3850 They did say this place was “edgy.” 1.1818 0.04440 88 73 14 1
3851 Al fresco it is! 1.1818 0.04440 88 73 14 1
3852 You might enjoy the locally-sourced squab. 1.1818 0.04994 88 75 10 3
3853 Nope, just squab. 1.1818 0.04725 88 74 12 2
3854 You ask for al fresco, we give you el loco. 1.1818 0.04994 88 75 10 3
3855 For the spicy dishes, payment must be made in advance. 1.1818 0.04440 88 73 14 1
3856 You didn't mention you were scared of heights. 1.1818 0.04725 88 74 12 2
3857 I thought you said this restaurant was "edgy" 1.1818 0.05249 88 76 8 4
3858 Careful what you order...the trip to the rest room is treacherous! 1.1818 0.05249 88 76 8 4
3859 We only have a few requests for terrace dining 1.1818 0.04725 88 74 12 2
3860 Pick anything you want, it's on the roof. 1.1818 0.04725 88 74 12 2
3861 May I suggest that you stick to our lighter fare selections. 1.1818 0.04994 88 75 10 3
3862 I recommend the squab. It's very fresh. 1.1818 0.04725 88 74 12 2
3863 OUR NEW FALL MENU IS A SCREAM 1.1818 0.04994 88 75 10 3
3864 I can't see the specials board from here. 1.1818 0.04440 88 73 14 1
3865 It's Crème fraîche 1.1818 0.04725 88 74 12 2
3866 If this is your idea of walking out on the check... 1.1818 0.04725 88 74 12 2
3867 When are you going to learn to stop demanding to be seated at a table with the best view? 1.1818 0.04440 88 73 14 1
3868 Alfresco Ionesco with pesto? 1.1818 0.04440 88 73 14 1
3869 Let's order the biggest and the oldest. Won't it be fun ripping your pockets? 1.1818 0.04725 88 74 12 2
3870 It’s a bit cold out there. 1.1818 0.04725 88 74 12 2
3871 I’d avoid the jello. 1.1818 0.04994 88 75 10 3
3872 I'd recommend the pigeon. It's remarkably fresh. 1.1818 0.04440 88 73 14 1
3873 Strange. The maitre d' said they have three rooftop tables. 1.1818 0.04725 88 74 12 2
3874 Miss, if you insist on a balcony table I recommend wearing better shoes. 1.1818 0.04725 88 74 12 2
3875 When he said 'Outdoor Seating,' I thought . . . 1.1818 0.04725 88 74 12 2
3876 May I recommend the Fall Special?" Evan Johnson, Edgewater , NJ 1.1818 0.04725 88 74 12 2
3877 I would like one Death by Chocolate 1.1818 0.04994 88 75 10 3
3878 I've heard the pigeon here is excellent. 1.1818 0.04725 88 74 12 2
3879 your choice, dine out, take in 1.1818 0.04994 88 75 10 3
3880 A unique ambiance that solves our ‘dine and dash’ problem. 1.1818 0.04725 88 74 12 2
3881 They seem on edge and display no interest in our fixed price menu. Ron Douglas Longmont,CO 1.1818 0.04440 88 73 14 1
3882 The special today is the view. 1.1818 0.04440 88 73 14 1
3883 The squab is hyperlocal. 1.1818 0.04440 88 73 14 1
3884 “That’s what you get ! You and your request for a good quiet table, far from the noisy crowd.” Suresh Mehta, Mississauga, Canada. 1.1818 0.04725 88 74 12 2
3885 Nest time I trust you will make a reservation. 1.1818 0.04440 88 73 14 1
3886 I wouldn’t recommend any of our heavier entrees. 1.1818 0.04725 88 74 12 2
3887 Yes, Sir. The pigeon is locally sourced 1.1818 0.04725 88 74 12 2
3888 You wanted a view but you didn't have a reservation. 1.1818 0.04440 88 73 14 1
3889 At least they moved us away from the restrooms. 1.1818 0.04725 88 74 12 2
3890 We are all out of chicken. May I suggest the pigeon? 1.1818 0.04440 88 73 14 1
3891 May I recommend the cheap seat special? 1.1818 0.04725 88 74 12 2
3892 May I suggest the coq au pigeon gently cooked under a brick, sprinkled with natural rain water and placed on a bed of freshly grown cannabis 1.1818 0.04725 88 74 12 2
3893 Perhaps you should consider the pigeon, er, I mean dove! 1.1818 0.04440 88 73 14 1
3894 I may be going out on a ledge here, but I would suggest the squab. It was freshly caught on the floor above you. 1.1818 0.04440 88 73 14 1
3895 Your gluten-free air, ma’am. 1.1818 0.04994 88 75 10 3
3896 Is this your first pop-up restaurant? 1.1818 0.04440 88 73 14 1
3897 I didn’t know it was a “no non-smoking” restaurant. 1.1818 0.04440 88 73 14 1
3898 I think this French waiter got lost in the translation 1.1818 0.04725 88 74 12 2
3899 I was hoping for a dance before dinner. 1.1818 0.04440 88 73 14 1
3900 Tonight's special is pigeon. 1.1818 0.04994 88 75 10 3
3901 I hope you enjoy our uber al fresco table 1.1818 0.04994 88 75 10 3
3902 Yes Sir! And the bathroom is to your left. 1.1818 0.04725 88 74 12 2
3903 Tonight’s special is off the wall. 1.1818 0.05249 88 76 8 4
3904 Watch that1st step,it's a doozy! 1.1818 0.04440 88 73 14 1
3905 I used to do Air B & B, but my Air Pop-Up Café gives me more freedom. 1.1818 0.04440 88 73 14 1
3906 The food is OK but the ambiance is on the edge. 1.1818 0.04994 88 75 10 3
3907 ...and our last special tonight is the squab. Very local. Very fresh. 1.1818 0.04725 88 74 12 2
3908 Two highballs for you sir, and what about the lady? 1.1818 0.04135 88 72 16 0
3909 Your squab orders should be arriving very shortly. 1.1818 0.04994 88 75 10 3
3910 Oh My, the waiter did not mention the tipping of the ledge fee. 1.1818 0.04994 88 75 10 3
3911 Waze says make u-turn and arrive at Ordering Department. 1.1818 0.04725 88 74 12 2
3912 The vultures can be brutal this time of year so I don't recommend ordering rare meat. 1.1818 0.04440 88 73 14 1
3913 Yes, the steak Diane is listed on tonight's specials, but we've been requested not to serve it at your table by the fire department. 1.1818 0.04994 88 75 10 3
3914 We spare no expense for elite Yelpers. 1.1818 0.05249 88 76 8 4
3915 And the special is bird drop soup. 1.1818 0.04440 88 73 14 1
3916 Ah, but Monsieur did request a table by the window. 1.1818 0.04440 88 73 14 1
3917 I’d avoid the ‘cornice hen’ — it’s just pigeon. 1.1818 0.04440 88 73 14 1
3918 Folks, the chef recommends not starting your LEAP diet tonight. 1.1818 0.04725 88 74 12 2
3919 You did ask for a private table, sir. 1.1818 0.04440 88 73 14 1
3920 You're the one who asked for a table with a view. 1.1818 0.04440 88 73 14 1
3921 Well, you did ask for a table next to a window. 1.1818 0.04440 88 73 14 1
3922 I see you chose to dine alto fresco. 1.1818 0.04994 88 75 10 3
3923 Regardless of what you might want. It will definitely not be me too! 1.1818 0.04725 88 74 12 2
3924 ''Remember honey, nothing too heavy after 6pm.'' 1.1818 0.04440 88 73 14 1
3925 The food’s delicious, but don’t look down. 1.1818 0.04135 88 72 16 0
3926 Remember to lean in. 1.1818 0.04440 88 73 14 1
3927 Sir, this is what happens when you show up late for your reservation. 1.1818 0.04994 88 75 10 3
3928 This is way better than the mom-and-pop shop that used to be here. 1.1818 0.04994 88 75 10 3
3929 Well you asked to be seated far from the madding crowd. 1.1818 0.04725 88 74 12 2
3930 Today's special is squab. It's very fresh. 1.1818 0.04994 88 75 10 3
3931 I hope you’re not like the last couple who fell before paying. 1.1818 0.04440 88 73 14 1
3932 I hope monsieur will be so kind to mention the stunning view in his next Yelp review. 1.1818 0.05492 88 77 6 5
3933 I told you this place was edgy 1.1818 0.04725 88 74 12 2
3934 Honey, I think our relationship is teetering on the edge. 1.1818 0.04994 88 75 10 3
3935 A White Russian will take the edge off. 1.1818 0.04725 88 74 12 2
3936 And now my tip to you....that table tips over. 1.1818 0.04994 88 75 10 3
3937 The super recommends the fresh pigeon. 1.1818 0.04725 88 74 12 2
3938 Yes, we do specialize in haute cuisine. 1.1818 0.04725 88 74 12 2
3939 The outdoor seating was not my worst mistake. 1.1818 0.04725 88 74 12 2
3940 Welcome to A Rise Above Bakery. Everything in the menu is literal. 1.1818 0.05249 88 76 8 4
3941 Don't worry honey, he's not only a sommelier but an OSHA inspector. 1.1818 0.04725 88 74 12 2
3942 I love this nouveau cuisine. It's so edgy. 1.1818 0.04440 88 73 14 1
3943 Well, you did request al fresco dining with a view. 1.1818 0.05249 88 76 8 4
3944 The special is squab. Again. 1.1818 0.04725 88 74 12 2
3945 Marlene and Dale peruse the menu at the city's edgiest new restaurant. 1.1818 0.04440 88 73 14 1
3946 Indeed it is. So you’ll be having dessert first then? 1.1818 0.04994 88 75 10 3
3947 I RECOMMEN THE PIGEON UNDER GLASS; HE JUST FLEW IN UNDER THIS GLASS 1.1818 0.04440 88 73 14 1
3948 I know what it says, but what about the subtext/ 1.1818 0.04725 88 74 12 2
3949 Our squab is especially fresh. 1.1818 0.04725 88 74 12 2
3950 I recommend the chicken feet, but only if you're feeling adventurous. 1.1818 0.04994 88 75 10 3
3951 May I recommend the pigeon pie? It's very, very fresh. 1.1818 0.04994 88 75 10 3
3952 The pigeon is fresh tonight. 1.1818 0.04725 88 74 12 2
3953 The last couple that played footsie is down below. 1.1818 0.04725 88 74 12 2
3954 I warned you last time about that ten percent tip. 1.1818 0.04135 88 72 16 0
3955 We have taken el fresco dining to a new level. 1.1818 0.04725 88 74 12 2
3956 Perhaps a bit too edgy for your palate? 1.1818 0.04725 88 74 12 2
3957 Our chef's table allows for a spectacular 270º view of the city. 1.1818 0.04725 88 74 12 2
3958 Which one of you ordered the ledge salad? 1.1818 0.04440 88 73 14 1
3959 And the risotto also comes with a pigeon shit glaze. Come to think of it, basically everything does. 1.1818 0.04725 88 74 12 2
3960 May I recommend the fish, and not looking down? 1.1818 0.04725 88 74 12 2
3961 Suicide Wings to go? 1.1818 0.04440 88 73 14 1
3962 Sir, not an ideal place for footsie. 1.1818 0.04725 88 74 12 2
3963 Our prices aren't the only thing that are edgy. 1.1818 0.04135 88 72 16 0
3964 And today's special is roasted squab. 1.1818 0.04994 88 75 10 3
3965 Tonight we're featuring our very popular Pigeon Condon Bleu! 1.1818 0.04440 88 73 14 1
3966 Sorry, we thought you asked for a table *in* the atmosphere. 1.1818 0.04994 88 75 10 3
3967 No breadbaskets in your seating area. Pigeons, you know." 1.1818 0.04994 88 75 10 3
3968 The special this evening is Pigeon Provencal. 1.1818 0.04725 88 74 12 2
3969 I’ll have the pigeon. 1.1818 0.04725 88 74 12 2
3970 At least your not in the attic. 1.1818 0.04994 88 75 10 3
3971 I guarantee you the squab is among the freshest in town 1.1818 0.04994 88 75 10 3
3972 We want our customers to experience the environment in which the contents of our menu come from. 1.1818 0.04994 88 75 10 3
3973 Just so you're aware, we have a mandatory 50% busboy gratuity. 1.1818 0.04725 88 74 12 2
3974 The dance band will start at eight. 1.1818 0.04725 88 74 12 2
3975 So this isnt the best table in the house. but outside it is! 1.1818 0.05249 88 76 8 4
3976 Happy 30th Anniversary. I hope this brings some thrill back into your lives. 1.1818 0.04994 88 75 10 3
3977 Two soups and two parachutes please waiter. 1.1818 0.04994 88 75 10 3
3978 "Everything comes with a side order of fear." 1.1818 0.04994 88 75 10 3
3979 do not worry about the height. It's completely safe, for me 1.1818 0.05249 88 76 8 4
3980 They say the catch of the day is Roast Pigeon. 1.1818 0.04725 88 74 12 2
3981 Beano! 1.1818 0.04725 88 74 12 2
3982 Excellent! Al fresco without noise and a crowd. 1.1818 0.04994 88 75 10 3
3983 When Zagat said the place was steep it didn’t only mean the prices. 1.1818 0.04994 88 75 10 3
3984 Our cuisine is elevated and edgy. 1.1818 0.04725 88 74 12 2
3985 No, I'm sorry. We don't have anything further away from the kitchen. 1.1818 0.04440 88 73 14 1
3986 Tonight’s special is local pigeon carpacccio. Are you enjoying the ambiance? 1.1818 0.04440 88 73 14 1
3987 Thank goodness. We got the last table! 1.1818 0.04725 88 74 12 2
3988 If you choose to drink with dinner, management plays "up on the roof " in an endless loop for your safety. 1.1818 0.04725 88 74 12 2
3989 That's a table for three, not two! 1.1818 0.04135 88 72 16 0
3990 unreliable relationship 1.1818 0.04994 88 75 10 3
3991 I’d recommend the pigeon en croute. 1.1818 0.04725 88 74 12 2
3992 They say it's the leading edge in metro cuisine. 1.1818 0.04725 88 74 12 2
3993 This is the last time I use Open Table. 1.1818 0.04440 88 73 14 1
3994 Thanks for signing the waiver. 1.1818 0.04994 88 75 10 3
3995 My apologies, I've just been informed by the kitchen that we are out of trampolines. 1.1818 0.04440 88 73 14 1
3996 Are you not enjoying the view? 1.1818 0.04440 88 73 14 1
3997 I am not so sure about this new cutting edge cuisine. 1.1818 0.04135 88 72 16 0
3998 The drone will be here shortly with your dinner-it’s all part of our ‘al fresco’ dining experience! 1.1818 0.04725 88 74 12 2
3999 The last couple gave a big tip. 1.1818 0.04440 88 73 14 1
4000 Sir, please don't order the escargot. You've got too much to live for. 1.1818 0.04994 88 75 10 3
4001 We serve our Fear Based Brunch menu until 1pm 1.1818 0.04440 88 73 14 1
4002 Jump” in New Yorkese means “welcome”. 1.1818 0.05249 88 76 8 4
4003 The endives can be a bit messy. 1.1818 0.04725 88 74 12 2
4004 If you fall over, your dinner is on the house. 1.1818 0.04440 88 73 14 1
4005 The Roast Squab is fresh and very local. 1.1818 0.05249 88 76 8 4
4006 I don't have to go out on a ledge to say today's specials are the best you will find anywhere. 1.1818 0.04994 88 75 10 3
4007 Is this worth having a smoking table? 1.1818 0.04440 88 73 14 1
4008 He won't take the drink order until you sign the "don't get drunk" waiver. 1.1818 0.04440 88 73 14 1
4009 This isn't what I meant by "upscale." 1.1818 0.04725 88 74 12 2
4010 That's the last time I take dinner recommendations from a pigeon. 1.1818 0.04994 88 75 10 3
4011 Do you have reservations? 1.1818 0.05249 88 76 8 4
4012 This is the best we can do for outside dining. 1.1818 0.04994 88 75 10 3
4013 No tipping allowed! 1.1818 0.04994 88 75 10 3
4014 May I suggest the roasted pigeon; it's very fresh tonight. 1.1818 0.05249 88 76 8 4
4015 I recommend the net. 1.1818 0.04440 88 73 14 1
4016 I’m sorry Jeff but I just don’t see any room in our future for a child. 1.1818 0.04994 88 75 10 3
4017 Life insurance costs extra with the prix fixe menu. 1.1818 0.04994 88 75 10 3
4018 Would sir or madam like me to pass on any other suggestions to the chef regarding seasoning? 1.1818 0.04725 88 74 12 2
4019 Had to have a table with a view? OR You said by a window 1.1818 0.04440 88 73 14 1
4020 Don't look but he hit his head on the window frame. 1.1818 0.04725 88 74 12 2
4021 .....think about the kids....wait at least until the midterms... 1.1818 0.04725 88 74 12 2
4022 I told you a good tip could get us last minute seating. 1.1818 0.04440 88 73 14 1
4023 The pigeon is sourced locally - ledge to table. 1.1818 0.04440 88 73 14 1
4024 Death by Chocolate. Complimentary. But please,sir. It is only served indoors. 1.1818 0.04994 88 75 10 3
4025 Hey, it was better than by the bathroom! 1.1818 0.04994 88 75 10 3
4026 This is almost too edgy 1.1818 0.04440 88 73 14 1
4027 The squab should be fresh. 1.1818 0.04725 88 74 12 2
4028 But the mandatory gratuity is only 15% 1.1818 0.05249 88 76 8 4
4029 Let me go out on a ledge: you aren’t ready to order yet? 1.1818 0.04725 88 74 12 2
4030 "Go ahead, try the escargot, it's to die for." 1.1818 0.04725 88 74 12 2
4031 True, but it does come with a killer view. 1.1818 0.04440 88 73 14 1
4032 I love the adrenaline rush of terrace dining. 1.1818 0.04440 88 73 14 1
4033 We'll cook the dish right in front of you -- just pick your pigeon. 1.1818 0.04440 88 73 14 1
4034 My suggestion is the pigeon Stew. 1.1818 0.04725 88 74 12 2
4035 Just focus on the menus and don’t look down. 1.1818 0.04440 88 73 14 1
4036 Privacy per your request 1.1818 0.04440 88 73 14 1
4037 Fresh catch is pigeon. 1.1818 0.04994 88 75 10 3
4038 Our pigeon is ledge to table. 1.1818 0.04725 88 74 12 2
4039 No phone app for menu. I feel like I'm living on the edge. 1.1818 0.04994 88 75 10 3
4040 Any tipping should be done inside. 1.1818 0.04994 88 75 10 3
4041 Your drone will be with you shortly. It does appreciate a generous tip. 1.1818 0.04440 88 73 14 1
4042 To go orders come with complementary parachutes. 1.1818 0.05249 88 76 8 4
4043 That's just two wine glasses, then? 1.1818 0.05249 88 76 8 4
4044 The chef is fully committed to well-balanced meals. 1.1818 0.04725 88 74 12 2
4045 Must you always be so edgy, dear. 1.1818 0.04725 88 74 12 2
4046 Well you did ask for a sidewalk view... 1.1818 0.04994 88 75 10 3
4047 Definitely not near the kitchen. 1.1818 0.04725 88 74 12 2
4048 The reservation said that you wanted to dine out. 1.1818 0.04440 88 73 14 1
4049 Might I suggest the squab tartare? 1.1818 0.04994 88 75 10 3
4050 You tip better next time, n'est-ce pas? 1.1818 0.04135 88 72 16 0
4051 Our soup du jour is Pidgeon Dropping Soup! 1.1818 0.04994 88 75 10 3
4052 Today's Squab is quite fresh. 1.1818 0.04725 88 74 12 2
4053 I was sure it said wedge table. 1.1818 0.04440 88 73 14 1
4054 I don't think they have gluten-free bread. 1.1818 0.04725 88 74 12 2
4055 Is this what you meant by saying you wanted a relationship that at the edge " 1.1818 0.04994 88 75 10 3
4056 I hope you like having the worst date ever where you die. 1.1818 0.05249 88 76 8 4
4057 Might I suggest a Miller High Life beer sir? 1.1818 0.04725 88 74 12 2
4058 If I may say, the pidgeon is very fresh. 1.1818 0.04725 88 74 12 2
4059 Our special tonight is the locally procured free-range squab. 1.1818 0.04135 88 72 16 0
4060 Unfortunately, we must ask that you pay in advance. 1.1818 0.04725 88 74 12 2
4061 Yum..tonight's special, roast pigeon ! 1.1818 0.04725 88 74 12 2
4062 Our special today is the Egg Drop Soup. 1.1818 0.05249 88 76 8 4
4063 Breezy, nice view, far from the toilets, fits all the requirements. 1.1818 0.05249 88 76 8 4
4064 May I suggest today's special, le pigeon. 1.1818 0.05249 88 76 8 4
4065 Could I start you off with any drinks? Looks like you could use a couple. 1.1818 0.04440 88 73 14 1
4066 Well, the squab is super locally sourced. 1.1818 0.04994 88 75 10 3
4067 I thought you meant the chef was edgy! 1.1818 0.04725 88 74 12 2
4068 It's suicide seating. You will understand when you meet the chef. 1.1818 0.04725 88 74 12 2
4069 Today's side dishes are to die for! 1.1818 0.04725 88 74 12 2
4070 You may want to familiarize yourself with the small print, its on the back 1.1818 0.04725 88 74 12 2
4071 What you say we skip the drink orders? 1.1818 0.04725 88 74 12 2
4072 Tonight's specials with have you on the ledge, I mean edge, of your seat. 1.1818 0.04440 88 73 14 1
4073 Today’s special is Pigeon Pie! Balcony railings are ala carte!” 1.1818 0.04440 88 73 14 1
4074 As our special guests, we would like you to fully experience our edgy cuisine 1.1818 0.04994 88 75 10 3
4075 Try something new you said. Go out on a ledge and take a chance you said. See were that got us? 1.1818 0.04725 88 74 12 2
4076 Wait, did he say the special was wedge salad or ledge salad? 1.1818 0.04994 88 75 10 3
4077 May I raycommend zee Peejohn. Eet ees fraish, and loca-lee sourced. 1.1818 0.04440 88 73 14 1
4078 Perhaps the bread for the table would be a mistake 1.1818 0.04725 88 74 12 2
4079 I might suggest the squab paired with a lovely Zinfandel. 1.1818 0.04440 88 73 14 1
4080 The special this evening is “squab” in a cherry reduction sauce. 1.1818 0.04994 88 75 10 3
4081 Tonight’s special is stuffed pigeon. 1.1818 0.04994 88 75 10 3
4082 The pinot grigio pairs well with fear. 1.1818 0.04440 88 73 14 1
4083 I don't know, maybe because you tipped the maître d' three paperclips and an autographed picture of yourself? 1.1818 0.04440 88 73 14 1
4084 And Zee special is...PEH JON......very fresh...of course 1.1818 0.04725 88 74 12 2
4085 Now I know why they call it a wettuce ledge, not a lettuce wedge! 1.1818 0.04440 88 73 14 1
4086 Is the temperature any better on the patio? 1.1818 0.04440 88 73 14 1
4087 Our squab flies in from South Jersey! 1.1818 0.04440 88 73 14 1
4088 The breast of squab is excellent, but it attracts the peregrines. 1.1818 0.04725 88 74 12 2
4089 May I recommend the pigeon, quite fresh and juicy? 1.1818 0.04994 88 75 10 3
4090 Would Monsieur care for a second napkin? 1.1818 0.04725 88 74 12 2
4091 You really went out on a limb for date night. 1.1818 0.04994 88 75 10 3
4092 I don't jiggle toilet handles. 1.1818 0.04725 88 74 12 2
4093 Hang on for our edgy specials. 1.1818 0.04994 88 75 10 3
4094 Tonight’s specials are Oysters, ‘don’t look down’, on the half shell. Salmon, ‘don’t look down’, with fall vegetables. And, don’t look down. 1.1818 0.04135 88 72 16 0
4095 This alfresco dining craze is getting ridiculous 1.1818 0.04725 88 74 12 2
4096 This is usually reserved for last meal death row prisoners, but there was a reprieve. 1.1818 0.05249 88 76 8 4
4097 Don't worry. It's just my husband again 1.1818 0.04725 88 74 12 2
4098 Our web site does say that reservations are recommended. 1.1818 0.04725 88 74 12 2
4099 Squab shmab. This is pigeon. 1.1818 0.05249 88 76 8 4
4100 You said you wanted a high concept restaurant... 1.1818 0.04994 88 75 10 3
4101 Special on squab. 1.1818 0.04725 88 74 12 2
4102 A selection of cheeses and dessert are included in the Jumpers' Menu. Wine is extra. 1.1818 0.04725 88 74 12 2
4103 Our alfresco dinner menu includes a magnum champagne toast with parachutes. 1.1818 0.05249 88 76 8 4
4104 Well you said you wanted a table with a view. 1.1818 0.04994 88 75 10 3
4105 Please wait to be unseated. 1.1818 0.04994 88 75 10 3
4106 And if you're feeling even more adventurous, try the special. 1.1818 0.04994 88 75 10 3
4107 Chef Marcel's soup du jour is to die for. 1.1818 0.04994 88 75 10 3
4108 I recommend the soup of the day, the chicken, and not looking down. 1.1818 0.05249 88 76 8 4
4109 The squab is locally sourced." 1.1818 0.04440 88 73 14 1
4110 There is a moderate surcharge for al fresco dining. 1.1818 0.04725 88 74 12 2
4111 You live life on the edge - why not try the puffer fish? The dishwasher is standing in for Chef Moriachi tonight! 1.1818 0.05249 88 76 8 4
4112 This is the height of fine dining 1.1818 0.04994 88 75 10 3
4113 allegedly, these are the best seats, at the best table, at the best restaurant in the city. 1.1818 0.04725 88 74 12 2
4114 I said limb and was speaking figuratively. 1.1818 0.04440 88 73 14 1
4115 Our special today is "Don't skimp on the tip this time". 1.1818 0.04440 88 73 14 1
4116 You are already high enough...I would suggest you skip cocktails before dinner. 1.1818 0.04725 88 74 12 2
4117 Mr. Twixit! I thought you said you were on the "cutting edge of hedge funds", not the "jutting ledge of alleged fun" 1.1818 0.04440 88 73 14 1
4118 My partner and I thought we were going out on a limb opening a restaurant in this neighborhood, but then we thought " What the heck." 1.1818 0.04135 88 72 16 0
4119 We've been having issues with dine-and-dash. 1.1818 0.04725 88 74 12 2
4120 Granted, this is a bit unusual, but you demanded alfresco dining. 1.1818 0.04440 88 73 14 1
4121 At Moe's we want you to let your imagination run wild. 1.1818 0.04725 88 74 12 2
4122 You won't find squab on this menu. 1.1818 0.04725 88 74 12 2
4123 In just a few moments, our complimentary pigeon poop will appear sur la table. 1.1818 0.05249 88 76 8 4
4124 Your guests have arrived. 1.1818 0.04725 88 74 12 2
4125 The specials this evening have been delayed due to air traffic control. 1.1818 0.04725 88 74 12 2
4126 I’m gonna go out on a ledge and say you should have slipped the maitre d’ more than a ‘fiver’. 1.1818 0.04725 88 74 12 2
4127 I told you to make a reservation sooner. 1.1818 0.04725 88 74 12 2
4128 I recommend the bird's nest soup. 1.1818 0.04725 88 74 12 2
4129 Our pigeon is the freshest thing on the menu. 1.1818 0.04725 88 74 12 2
4130 Well, technically, it's not squab. 1.1818 0.04725 88 74 12 2
4131 I am sure that M'sieur understands now why we so strongly recommend reservations on weekends. 1.1818 0.04725 88 74 12 2
4132 For a lighter meal, try our ground solid diet selections. 1.1818 0.04725 88 74 12 2
4133 Sorry, the chef does not permit a lot of leeway in your orders. 1.1818 0.04725 88 74 12 2
4134 It's a quite a heavy dish,but I recommend it. 1.1818 0.04725 88 74 12 2
4135 You said you wanted your squab fresh. 1.1818 0.04725 88 74 12 2
4136 My personal favorite is the broiled pigeon, caught daily on this very ledge. 1.1818 0.04135 88 72 16 0
4137 I knew getting a table the same day was too good to be true. 1.1818 0.04440 88 73 14 1
4138 That booth is looking pretty good huh? 1.1818 0.04440 88 73 14 1
4139 This isn't what I thought you meant when you said this place was edgy." 1.1818 0.04725 88 74 12 2
4140 Next time you might slip the maitre d more than a twenty! 1.1818 0.04994 88 75 10 3
4141 Sorry...you misunderstood. It's not edgy cuisine, it's ledgy cuisine. 1.1818 0.04440 88 73 14 1
4142 I would suggest a generous tip 1.1818 0.04725 88 74 12 2
4143 you asked for a table by the window 1.1818 0.04440 88 73 14 1
4144 There was another couple whose fantasy I made come true. They wanted a restaurant with a cozy fire, too, so I put some trash on the ledge and set it ablaze. Unfortunately, they also ignited. Your server will be right with you. 1.1807 0.04582 83 69 13 1
4145 Would you like that for here or to go?" 1.1798 0.04394 89 74 14 1
4146 Apparently Spider Man IS the owner, but just shows up in case of emergencies. 1.1798 0.04394 89 74 14 1
4147 Our special of the day are the Edgeless Brownies. 1.1798 0.04941 89 76 10 3
4148 This is the section for customers who say they don't have any reservations. 1.1798 0.04394 89 74 14 1
4149 May I suggest the roast pigeon paired with the Lovebird Cocktail? 1.1798 0.04394 89 74 14 1
4150 This is the seat you get with a discount coupon. 1.1798 0.04394 89 74 14 1
4151 First date nerves? 1.1795 0.05078 78 66 10 2
4152 It's 'The Last Supper' Meets 'On the Terrace'. 1.1795 0.05078 78 66 10 2
4153 Would you prefer to dine here or to have curb service? 1.1786 0.04838 84 71 11 2
4154 Remember, you insisted on the table with the best view 1.1772 0.05018 79 67 10 2
4155 Her hands are so small :-)"; "His hands are so small :-( 1.1765 0.04786 85 72 11 2
4156 Why Donald, just shake that turd out of your pants over the side there. 1.1765 0.04786 85 72 11 2
4157 I highly recommend the drop scones 1.1765 0.05070 85 73 9 3
4158 Lurking? Did I hear you ask if I was lurking? I will move your table if you think I am lurking. 1.1765 0.04159 85 70 15 0
4159 It's says the special is Tom the peeping waiter. 1.1765 0.04786 85 72 11 2
4160 This is not what I meant by going out in High Society. 1.1765 0.05070 85 73 9 3
4161 Tonight's Special is All-You-Can-Catch Fresh Squab. 1.1765 0.04786 85 72 11 2
4162 The pigeon has been locally raised 1.1765 0.05070 85 73 9 3
4163 For a steep price we crank out conspiracy theories in a fact reduction sauce and then torch everything past the edge of credulity. 1.1765 0.04484 85 71 13 1
4164 No substitutions, please. Or we'll substitute you. 1.1765 0.04786 85 72 11 2
4165 No, I'm not Virgo. I have Vertigo 1.1765 0.04484 85 71 13 1
4166 This evening, we have pigeon on the menu. 1.1765 0.04484 85 71 13 1
4167 You'll have to make up your minds because we close the window in 45 minutes. 1.1765 0.04484 85 71 13 1
4168 And I’ll have the local crouton fed squab 1.1765 0.04786 85 72 11 2
4169 Would you care to order? The pigeons are due back any moment. 1.1765 0.04786 85 72 11 2
4170 Free? Why would you think that? 1.1765 0.04484 85 71 13 1
4171 Sir, this is our highest priced table.... 1.1765 0.04786 85 72 11 2
4172 You the party requested alfresco?" 1.1765 0.04484 85 71 13 1
4173 Don't you just hate noisy restaurants? 1.1765 0.05070 85 73 9 3
4174 Next on..."Dine and fall off the terrace" This is why you don't pick the restaurants Tom. 1.1765 0.05070 85 73 9 3
4175 I trust ze good sir's new table is sufficiently far from ze bathrooms? 1.1765 0.04786 85 72 11 2
4176 Since this is our last date, you pay. 1.1765 0.04484 85 71 13 1
4177 Wear deodorant next time, dear! 1.1765 0.04786 85 72 11 2
4178 We only cook it well-done. Can’t be too careful! 1.1765 0.05070 85 73 9 3
4179 Our desert special this evening is a Baked Alaska Flambé. 1.1765 0.04786 85 72 11 2
4180 "For your security, the chef prefers to call them 'pigeonneaux' 1.1765 0.04484 85 71 13 1
4181 We've run out of steak but we still have the pigeon. 1.1765 0.05070 85 73 9 3
4182 It's the seasonal menu for fall. 1.1765 0.04159 85 70 15 0
4183 Our Special this evening is a Tripe and Spaetzle, topped with a runny oeuf and crackling. Enjoy with our Grasshopper cocktail, perfect for the Fall. 1.1765 0.04484 85 71 13 1
4184 I thought they said this place was "a little EDGY." 1.1765 0.05070 85 73 9 3
4185 I had to book it months in advance. 1.1765 0.04786 85 72 11 2
4186 So this is what they meant when they said that our meal was on the house! 1.1765 0.04786 85 72 11 2
4187 May I reommend the squab? 1.1765 0.05070 85 73 9 3
4188 Crazy Stupid Love is on the menu 1.1765 0.05070 85 73 9 3
4189 Welcome to Steve's, our fully-immersive, environmentally-themed, free-range, sensory-overloaded, never-before-seen food ingesting event as experienced by a common, but actually not-so-common, poetry-quoting, anthropomorphized pigeon named Steve. 1.1765 0.05339 85 74 7 4
4190 What we lack in ambience we make up with our handmade pasta. 1.1765 0.05339 85 74 7 4
4191 You're that upset we don't have the pork tenderloin tonight? 1.1765 0.04484 85 71 13 1
4192 Well, you did ask for a corner table. 1.1744 0.04116 86 71 15 0
4193 Did I say ledge salad? I meant wedge salad. It's our special this fall. 1.1744 0.04734 86 73 11 2
4194 Order anything you want under$20.00 1.1744 0.04734 86 73 11 2
4195 I told you we had to have a reservation! 1.1744 0.04734 86 73 11 2
4196 Hello Al Fresco here I'll be your server today 1.1744 0.04734 86 73 11 2
4197 Weren’t we joining the Johnsons? 1.1744 0.04436 86 72 13 1
4198 Yes, I would jump at the opportunity to eat here too. 1.1744 0.04436 86 72 13 1
4199 Oh no, I can assure you our reputation is legendary. 1.1744 0.04734 86 73 11 2
4200 Our special tonight is pigeon wings. 1.1744 0.04734 86 73 11 2
4201 Our special tonight is at the open window across the street 1.1744 0.04436 86 72 13 1
4202 The chef insists we take our Open Table reservations seriously Sir. 1.1744 0.04116 86 71 15 0
4203 And now, Corey will scream out today's specials for you from the 19th floor. 1.1744 0.04734 86 73 11 2
4204 Today's special is parachute-o. 1.1744 0.04436 86 72 13 1
4205 Chef's choice" tonight is for you to leave 1.1744 0.04116 86 71 15 0
4206 The chef's special pigeon is well worth the wait. 1.1744 0.04734 86 73 11 2
4207 Yes, our restaurant is hard to get in to. 1.1744 0.04734 86 73 11 2
4208 Wait 'till you see how the entree is delivered. 1.1744 0.04436 86 72 13 1
4209 Although I appreciate the gesture, I do not recommend tipping. 1.1733 0.05155 75 64 9 2
4210 May I recommend the pigeon l'orange? 1.1724 0.04073 87 72 15 0
4211 I'm trying to make this as uncomfortable as possible, so she will think twice before asking to go out to eat again. 1.1724 0.04389 87 73 13 1
4212 I said I wanted the non-falling section. 1.1724 0.04389 87 73 13 1
4213 The Upside-Down cake is to die for. 1.1724 0.04073 87 72 15 0
4214 WHEN I SUGGESTED WE DINE OUT I DID NOT MEAN ON THE BUILDINGS PARAPET WITH A CARDBOARD WAITER AND TAKE OUY. 1.1707 0.05149 82 71 8 3
4215 I hope you fall... in love with our dessert selection. 1.1707 0.04848 82 70 10 2
4216 Enough already, you got your outdoor seat, now please order. We have another patron waiting. 1.1707 0.05149 82 71 8 3
4217 If you want to go out on a limb, try our two-day old sushi. 1.1707 0.05149 82 71 8 3
4218 I told you this place was ledge-end-ary. 1.1707 0.04181 82 68 14 0
4219 My apologies, we are waiting for the second course to fly nearby. 1.1707 0.04848 82 70 10 2
4220 I get paid to tell you the specials, not talk you off the ledge 1.1707 0.04848 82 70 10 2
4221 LIVING LIFE ON THE LEDGE 1.1707 0.05434 82 72 6 4
4222 Take away the food allergies and he's actually not a bad roommate. 1.1707 0.04527 82 69 12 1
4223 It’s all about the experience . 1.1707 0.04527 82 69 12 1
4224 We’re taking al fresco to a new level. 1.1707 0.04848 82 70 10 2
4225 This way we have fewer instances of people who “dine & dash.” 1.1707 0.04848 82 70 10 2
4226 Tonight’s special is “stick to the roof of your mouth” Barbecue Ribs. 1.1707 0.05149 82 71 8 3
4227 All of our entrees are pigeon-free. 1.1687 0.04793 83 71 10 2
4228 I think its false advertising to say they have outdoor seating 1.1687 0.04793 83 71 10 2
4229 I suggest avoiding anything tossed or scrambled. 1.1687 0.04793 83 71 10 2
4230 And this is how I respond when people ask for a taste of the city." 1.1687 0.04135 83 69 14 0
4231 I know the review call the atmosphere ‘spare’, but it was FAKE! 1.1687 0.04476 83 70 12 1
4232 You only get one napkin! 1.1687 0.05091 83 72 8 3
4233 May I recommend les pigeons ala tar papier. 1.1687 0.04793 83 71 10 2
4234 Welcome to YouNab, tonight’s special forage is Pigeon 1.1687 0.05091 83 72 8 3
4235 Ma'am, try not to scoot back. 1.1687 0.04476 83 70 12 1
4236 I gave you an order . 1.1687 0.05091 83 72 8 3
4237 They messed up our reservation again. 1.1687 0.05091 83 72 8 3
4238 Well, it does have a downside. 1.1687 0.04476 83 70 12 1
4239 I'recommend the pidgin droppings. 1.1687 0.05091 83 72 8 3
4240 Honey, I appreciate this date to "get away from it all by rising above it" but the waiter is really looking down at us. I don't think he likes your hair. 1.1687 0.04793 83 71 10 2
4241 May I suggest avoiding the fowl? 1.1667 0.04623 78 66 11 1
4242 May I recommend the fresh pigeon breast? 1.1647 0.04047 85 71 14 0
4243 I heard this place likes to take you right to the edge. 1.1625 0.04151 80 67 13 0
4244 If they want free range duck, they'll get free range duck! 1.1625 0.04151 80 67 13 0
4245 You asked for a quiet table! 1.1625 0.04151 80 67 13 0
4246 And you wanted to stay home and watch Jeopardy! 1.1625 0.04516 80 68 11 1
4247 Beautiful view, but these prices are sky high! 1.1625 0.04853 80 69 9 2
4248 Well Sir, you did say on your reservation request that you heard our restaurant was edgy. 1.1625 0.04853 80 69 9 2
4249 The special tonight is Pigeon de la Ledge. 1.1625 0.04516 80 68 11 1
4250 Our special today is squab 1.1625 0.04516 80 68 11 1
4251 I'd come out to take your order but I'm not as desperate as you are to eat at this fine establishment." 1.1625 0.04516 80 68 11 1
4252 At least the wait was short! 1.1625 0.04151 80 67 13 0
4253 Well, hadn’t you heard that we’re the edgiest restaurant in the city? 1.1625 0.04516 80 68 11 1
4254 Off the menu tonight, life insurance, which I recommend. 1.1625 0.04516 80 68 11 1
4255 How much more does it cost to sit at the "Plein Air" table? 1.1625 0.04853 80 69 9 2
4256 You never listen. I didn't say I want a Ledge Salad. 1.1625 0.04853 80 69 9 2
4257 I wouldn't order the Roast Pigeon if I were you. 1.1625 0.04853 80 69 9 2
4258 Despite all of your dad's efforts, there is not going to be a second date. 1.1625 0.04853 80 69 9 2
4259 You seem a little edgy tonight. 1.1625 0.04853 80 69 9 2
4260 More squab? 1.1625 0.04516 80 68 11 1
4261 Don't worry. The pigeons don't come here ever since the fat one fell through the ledge. 1.1625 0.05169 80 70 7 3
4262 The squab is particularly fresh today. 1.1625 0.04516 80 68 11 1
4263 He said they were fully committed. 1.1625 0.04853 80 69 9 2
4264 Suffice it to say the table side guacamole is eighty-sixed tonight. 1.1625 0.04516 80 68 11 1
4265 Yeah, I hear this place is known for its edgy food, but that the service has fallen off. 1.1625 0.04516 80 68 11 1
4266 The soup du jour is shrimp bisque with a dollop of pigeon poop. 1.1625 0.04853 80 69 9 2
4267 Small menu, Big prices 1.1625 0.04853 80 69 9 2
4268 Well, we overheard you saying you wanted to get high after dinner 1.1625 0.04516 80 68 11 1
4269 Today’s Rooftop Special is Lemon Lemming 1.1625 0.04516 80 68 11 1
4270 Tipping is strongly discouraged. 1.1625 0.04853 80 69 9 2
4271 The service was so bad I demanded dessert on the house. 1.1625 0.04853 80 69 9 2
4272 Our special today is fresh pigeon stew 1.1625 0.04853 80 69 9 2
4273 You were adamant about a secluded table with an outside view. 1.1625 0.04151 80 67 13 0
4274 If you flip to the back we have our acrophobic entrées. 1.1625 0.04151 80 67 13 0
4275 Oui monsieur. This is our latest venture to take "haute cusine" to an whole other level. 1.1625 0.04151 80 67 13 0
4276 The Squab is very fresh today 1.1625 0.04853 80 69 9 2
4277 If death’s the only thing that can do us part, then so be it. 1.1625 0.04853 80 69 9 2
4278 Tonight's special is pigeon flambe. Catch one you like and we'll incinerate the sucker 1.1625 0.04516 80 68 11 1
4279 It was the Pigeon Sisters, from the "Odd Couple " favorite table 1.1625 0.05169 80 70 7 3
4280 I said we should try to live on the edge, not dine on the ledge. 1.1625 0.04853 80 69 9 2
4281 I'm sorry,but blow jobs are not on the menu. 1.1625 0.04853 80 69 9 2
4282 You guys are lucky getting the ledge. If you were Black characters you wouldn't even be in a caption competition. 1.1625 0.04853 80 69 9 2
4283 Well Sir, I wasn't sure if you meant "OUT" or "HAUT" so I compromised 1.1625 0.04151 80 67 13 0
4284 Next time you make an al fresco reservation at a top-floor restaurant, make sure it's on the roof! 1.1625 0.04853 80 69 9 2
4285 The pigeon is market price. There just aren’t many available. 1.1625 0.05169 80 70 7 3
4286 I thought you said a ledge edge tea. 1.1625 0.04853 80 69 9 2
4287 This place takes gourmet dining to new heights. 1.1625 0.04853 80 69 9 2
4288 Who said you had to be alone on the ledge? 1.1625 0.04151 80 67 13 0
4289 Drinks, anyone? 1.1625 0.04516 80 68 11 1
4290 Dining out in New York City 1.1625 0.04516 80 68 11 1
4291 This isn't quite what I expected when you said you liked al fresco dining ... 1.1625 0.04853 80 69 9 2
4292 It's as close as you can get to hospital food. 1.1625 0.05169 80 70 7 3
4293 Have you folks died here before? 1.1625 0.04516 80 68 11 1
4294 I wouldn't recommend the egg drop soup. 1.1625 0.04516 80 68 11 1
4295 The sunflower seed salad is included with the fresh squab. 1.1625 0.04853 80 69 9 2
4296 Let's order a pair of parachutes for appetizer. 1.1625 0.04853 80 69 9 2
4297 You should have told us you were afraid of heights. 1.1625 0.04151 80 67 13 0
4298 If there's anything we can do to make the plunge to your death more enjoyable, please let us know. 1.1625 0.04151 80 67 13 0
4299 This is the furthest I can put you from the kitchen. Geoff.Rytell 1.1625 0.04853 80 69 9 2
4300 The chef has let me know that drunk pigeon is contraindicated 1.1625 0.04853 80 69 9 2
4301 Talk me off of the wedge salad. 1.1625 0.04853 80 69 9 2
4302 I'm pretty sure it said "edgy" on Yelp. 1.1625 0.04853 80 69 9 2
4303 Would the lady care to see our parachute selection? 1.1625 0.04853 80 69 9 2
4304 I recommend the pigeon, Sir and Madam. 1.1625 0.04853 80 69 9 2
4305 Our special of the day is Roasted Pigeon... 1.1600 0.04665 75 64 10 1
4306 You thought ‘edgy’ meant something else? 1.1579 0.04211 76 64 12 0
4307 The menu doesn’t stray over the edge. 1.1579 0.04975 76 66 8 2
4308 Sorry,but the table in the smoking section is all that's available. 1.1558 0.05250 77 68 6 3
4309 At least it's not next to the bathroom. 1.1558 0.04553 77 66 10 1
4310 This is not the date night to get tipsy, dear. 1.1558 0.04553 77 66 10 1
4311 and to go with this spectacular view, tonight's featured entree is stuffed pigeon breast 1.1558 0.04914 77 67 8 2
4312 Drinks are on the house. 1.1558 0.05250 77 68 6 3
4313 I could have sworn that I said non-smoking when I made the reservation. 1.1558 0.04161 77 65 12 0
4314 Welcome to Ledgie's. 1.1558 0.04553 77 66 10 1
4315 We feel our "Living on the Edge" milieu adds a piquancy to our cuisine. 1.1558 0.04553 77 66 10 1
4316 Alexa, where were we? 1.1558 0.04914 77 67 8 2
4317 Wife: ''Ill have the rack of lamb please'' Waiter: ''and for the gentleman?'' Husband: I EAT ASS! 1.1558 0.05250 77 68 6 3
4318 It can't be that bad. You don't have to order yet, we can just talk for a while. You two have a lot to live for. 1.1558 0.04553 77 66 10 1
4319 Well now I finally get the Air part 1.1558 0.04914 77 67 8 2
4320 Would you like the pigeon to Poupon your salad? 1.1558 0.04914 77 67 8 2
4321 May I suggest the poulet a la parachute? 1.1558 0.04553 77 66 10 1
4322 Hey, Dancing With The Stars is on... just saying. 1.1558 0.05250 77 68 6 3
4323 The Pidgeon is local. 1.1558 0.04553 77 66 10 1
4324 The roast pigeon is very fresh. 1.1558 0.05250 77 68 6 3
4325 Interesting restaurant to discuss our divorce 1.1558 0.04914 77 67 8 2
4326 Seating for Trump Officials is getting out of hand! 1.1558 0.05566 77 69 4 4
4327 Is this your first time ledge dining? Then I need to tell you right off the bat where the restrooms are. 1.1558 0.04914 77 67 8 2
4328 For the desert special tonight, we have bungee jumping or chocolate mousse. 1.1558 0.04914 77 67 8 2
4329 Let the cabinet members know that the special today is the complicit chicken! 1.1558 0.04914 77 67 8 2
4330 After months of disappointment Stella and Dan finally scored a reservation in the coveted Pigeon Room. 1.1558 0.04553 77 66 10 1
4331 You will find dining with us to rather edgy. 1.1558 0.04914 77 67 8 2
4332 Your reservation requested to dine al fresco... 1.1558 0.04161 77 65 12 0
4333 I'm sorry we ran out of eau du ciel earlier today. 1.1558 0.04553 77 66 10 1
4334 ...and today’s special, Antivert, has been very popular at this table. 1.1558 0.04914 77 67 8 2
4335 Our specialty is pigeon tartare. 1.1558 0.04914 77 67 8 2
4336 Yes, you're right. This is the edgiest restaurant in town. 1.1558 0.04161 77 65 12 0
4337 After dinner, the "uber drone "will take you to your hotel! 1.1558 0.05250 77 68 6 3
4338 Contemplating soup as side 1.1558 0.04553 77 66 10 1
4339 Anything for starters? Cocktails? Crudités? Oxygen? 1.1558 0.04553 77 66 10 1
4340 I don’t recommend the pigeon drop soup. 1.1558 0.04553 77 66 10 1
4341 We keep losing customers after the rent increase. 1.1558 0.04914 77 67 8 2
4342 Would you like the Violinist to come by your table? 1.1558 0.04553 77 66 10 1
4343 The chef recommends The Bird Dropping’s nest soup 1.1558 0.04161 77 65 12 0
4344 For you, I recommend the squab. 1.1558 0.05250 77 68 6 3
4345 This is the smoking section. Please make room for another couple! 1.1558 0.04553 77 66 10 1
4346 I asked for the Wedge, not the ledge. 1.1558 0.04553 77 66 10 1
4347 Your idea of a cutting ledge menu?? 1.1558 0.05250 77 68 6 3
4348 Many of our guests like to start off with a railing. The life net is also quite popular. 1.1558 0.04914 77 67 8 2
4349 I hear this place is legendary. 1.1558 0.04553 77 66 10 1
4350 Not to sound corny, but our steaks ARE ledge-endary. 1.1558 0.04553 77 66 10 1
4351 When you said “I know a little place”, I just assumed..... 1.1558 0.04914 77 67 8 2
4352 Everything here is farm to ledge to table." 1.1558 0.04914 77 67 8 2
4353 These budget private rooms have great service and views. 1.1558 0.04914 77 67 8 2
4354 Alice: what’s that mean Harry? Harry: I don’t know, ask the dumb waiter. Dumb waiter: It means we won’t be responsible for the taste and appearance of Filet Mignon medium to well done, or for your safety should you order the roast Pigeon. 1.1558 0.04161 77 65 12 0
4355 It's all pigeon. 1.1558 0.04914 77 67 8 2
4356 I'm quite certain that our renovations will be finished next week. 1.1558 0.04553 77 66 10 1
4357 This is the best we have for that dollar tip. 1.1558 0.04553 77 66 10 1
4358 Dine & Dash here and dinner is on your next of kin. 1.1558 0.04914 77 67 8 2
4359 The squab is fresh. 1.1558 0.05250 77 68 6 3
4360 honestly i work for tips so i'm sort of going against my own self-interest here but i'd recommend splitting an app and maybe an entree salad? this brush with mortality's probably gonna get you super triggered and you don't wanna be too full to fuck 1.1558 0.04914 77 67 8 2
4361 We have absolutely killer bread rolls. 1.1558 0.05250 77 68 6 3
4362 Hey, how are you? 1.1558 0.04553 77 66 10 1
4363 Yes, the baked pigeon is fresh. 1.1558 0.04553 77 66 10 1
4364 Well, at least we are not near the kitchen. 1.1558 0.04553 77 66 10 1
4365 Welcome to Suicide Grill - my name is Bob and I'll be your server. May I recommend the 'Last Supper' for two, which includes appetizer, main course and desert. 1.1558 0.04914 77 67 8 2
4366 We now have a table inside, but you are welcome to eat out here. 1.1558 0.04553 77 66 10 1
4367 Our special today is the rooftop-to-table pan-roasted squab. 1.1558 0.04914 77 67 8 2
4368 Wow, look at that S car go! Ha, I love that one. 1.1558 0.04161 77 65 12 0
4369 If our waiter doesn't stop bumping his head on the window, it'll be curtains for him. Martha Eakes, Greensboro NC 1.1558 0.04914 77 67 8 2
4370 I suggest you skip the wine list. 1.1558 0.04553 77 66 10 1
4371 Just in case, let's order dessert first. 1.1558 0.04553 77 66 10 1
4372 As a starter I recommend the fresh local Pigeon soup. 1.1558 0.04553 77 66 10 1
4373 I hear the squab is the freshest in the city. 1.1558 0.04553 77 66 10 1
4374 We are all out of chicken, is pigeon alright? 1.1558 0.04553 77 66 10 1
4375 The police recommend the fresh squab but the fire department leans toward the farfalle. 1.1558 0.05250 77 68 6 3
4376 This may seem a bit unusual, sir, but would you mind leaving the tip before the meal? 1.1558 0.04161 77 65 12 0
4377 Eary Bird special is Pigeon. Choose one from the next flock that lands. 1.1558 0.04553 77 66 10 1
4378 You wanted to try something " edgier" 1.1558 0.04161 77 65 12 0
4379 The chef recommends the locally sourced pigeon pie. 1.1558 0.04914 77 67 8 2
4380 Don’t worry, the birds never come up this high 1.1558 0.04161 77 65 12 0
4381 Do you feel like we need to order dessert? 1.1558 0.04914 77 67 8 2
4382 We're on the edge. If we don't order what he cooked....! 1.1538 0.04855 78 68 8 2
4383 Says here the Lasagna doubles as a parachute. 1.1538 0.04855 78 68 8 2
4384 " "You said you wanted the best view.. 1.1538 0.04112 78 66 12 0
4385 The chef recommends the braised pigeon -- it's locally sourced. 1.1538 0.04498 78 67 10 1
4386 Harry, I told you that the last time you asked for a table near the window here, you forgot to leave a tip. 1.1538 0.04498 78 67 10 1
4387 The reviews said exotic, I say edgy." 1.1538 0.04498 78 67 10 1
4388 . .. so if you still think our prices are too steep . . . 1.1538 0.04498 78 67 10 1
4389 Check, please. 1.1538 0.04498 78 67 10 1
4390 A first date always puts me on edge. 1.1538 0.04112 78 66 12 0
4391 Zagat’s last review said we lost our edge. 1.1538 0.04498 78 67 10 1
4392 Psst...One bad tip deserves another,Monsieur 1.1538 0.04498 78 67 10 1
4393 Do you feel a draft? 1.1538 0.04498 78 67 10 1
4394 We take our dining here to the edge 1.1538 0.04498 78 67 10 1
4395 I think because you were so aggressive about getting a table he wants to know if you want the window open. 1.1538 0.04498 78 67 10 1
4396 Will you think I'm a wimp that, despite all these adventurous entrees, I always revert to meat and potatoes? 1.1538 0.04855 78 68 8 2
4397 So this is what you call living on the edge? 1.1538 0.04855 78 68 8 2
4398 Dining al fresco at The Edge 1.1486 0.04164 74 63 11 0
4399 The fenced deck is for families with kids--no alcohol! 1.1486 0.04164 74 63 11 0
4400 I’m thinking a 25% tip. 1.1486 0.04974 74 65 7 2
4401 Since you are members of the Trump administration, may I explain your options this evening? 1.1486 0.04587 74 64 9 1
4402 Our special tonight is roast pigeon, locally sourced. 1.1486 0.04587 74 64 9 1
4403 I'll take the squab. 1.1486 0.04587 74 64 9 1
4404 You ordered the "Death by Chocolate?" 1.1486 0.05333 74 66 5 3
4405 Our fresh pigeon is the house speciality. 1.1486 0.04974 74 65 7 2
4406 Can I tell you about the specials? They're to die for. 1.1486 0.04587 74 64 9 1
4407 That 's our new Late Summer Menu sir .... we had to replace the Fall Menu after an unfortunate accident..... 1.1486 0.04587 74 64 9 1
4408 Not Surprisingly They Have Cage-Free Eggs 1.1486 0.04164 74 63 11 0
4409 Today's three-course special is: Egg-Drop Soup, Fresh Roast Pigeon and Fallen Souffle. 1.1486 0.04974 74 65 7 2
4410 Tonight's special is marriage counseling. 1.1486 0.04974 74 65 7 2
4411 When I said I'd join you on the ledge, I expected a more dramatic finish than Crème Brûlée." 1.1486 0.04164 74 63 11 0
4412 I recommend the pigeon pie. 1.1486 0.04974 74 65 7 2
4413 Have you saved a roof for our desserts? 1.1486 0.04164 74 63 11 0
4414 Understandably, we don’t serve alcohol out here. 1.1486 0.04587 74 64 9 1
4415 No, the wine flight will not be returning 1.1486 0.04587 74 64 9 1
4416 Hmm. Well then. Luckily Frederico's accordion made a surprisingly effective parachute. 1.1486 0.04587 74 64 9 1
4417 Dessert will be served while bungee jumping. 1.1486 0.05333 74 66 5 3
4418 Edgy enough? 1.1486 0.04164 74 63 11 0
4419 Well. you did say you wanted a corner table with a view. 1.1486 0.04164 74 63 11 0
4420 86 roof and uuuuuuuh walls. Also we don't have a bathroom. 1.1486 0.04974 74 65 7 2
4421 The house special is pigeon under glass. 1.1486 0.04587 74 64 9 1
4422 This is the quietist area of the restaurant. Unfortunatey, it has poor access to the bathrooms. 1.1486 0.04164 74 63 11 0
4423 The stoop of the day is, the third floor. 1.1486 0.04974 74 65 7 2
4424 Are you sure the food actually comes from RAOs? 1.1486 0.04164 74 63 11 0
4425 First date? You look a little on edge. 1.1486 0.04587 74 64 9 1
4426 Well honey, this definitely adds a new edge to date night. 1.1486 0.04587 74 64 9 1
4427 You did ask for a quiet little table in the corner. 1.1486 0.04974 74 65 7 2
4428 Whatever you do, dont order the squab. 1.1486 0.04974 74 65 7 2
4429 The pigeon is grown locally. 1.1486 0.04587 74 64 9 1
4430 Now serving at the Tenement Museum. 1.1486 0.04587 74 64 9 1
4431 There are risks in any relationship. 1.1486 0.04974 74 65 7 2
4432 We have a two for one tonight on parachutes. 1.1486 0.05333 74 66 5 3
4433 May I recommend the pigeon paired with an Old World pinot noir? 1.1486 0.04587 74 64 9 1
4434 When you said that our dinners were putting you on edge, I didn't know this is what you meant. 1.1486 0.05333 74 66 5 3
4435 The pigeon will be right with you to carry your order. 1.1486 0.04587 74 64 9 1
4436 I'm sorry, we've just run out of the pigeon stew. 1.1486 0.04587 74 64 9 1
4437 The window closes at sunset... 1.1486 0.04587 74 64 9 1
4438 You asked for a high 1.1486 0.04974 74 65 7 2
4439 How do you slide the page down? 1.1486 0.04974 74 65 7 2
4440 May I suggest, sir, that you enhance the experience by trying something new? 1.1486 0.04974 74 65 7 2
4441 Listen I know you’re upset that we’re out of the salmon, but you should really try the veal. 1.1486 0.04587 74 64 9 1
4442 can you believe this menu? snails, why I never.. 1.1486 0.04587 74 64 9 1
4443 When they said dining all fresco this is NOT what I imagined! 1.1486 0.04587 74 64 9 1
4444 This will be my last three stars bill 1.1486 0.04587 74 64 9 1
4445 The special today is breast of wild Central Park pigeon. 1.1486 0.04974 74 65 7 2
4446 Is the pigeon pot pie fresh? 1.1486 0.04587 74 64 9 1
4447 The squab is exceedingly local. 1.1486 0.04164 74 63 11 0
4448 ...And your meals will be delivered by carrier pigeon. 1.1486 0.04587 74 64 9 1
4449 It's the most daring table that's insured. 1.1486 0.04974 74 65 7 2
4450 The ledge-to-table squab is to die for. 1.1486 0.04974 74 65 7 2
4451 Our specialty is squab. It is quite fresh. 1.1486 0.04974 74 65 7 2
4452 Just don't tell anyone we met online. 1.1486 0.04974 74 65 7 2
4453 I apologize but the inside is reserved for the guests who came prepared. 1.1486 0.04974 74 65 7 2
4454 Everything on the menu is free range from farm to table 1.1486 0.04974 74 65 7 2
4455 You have to catch the ortolans yourself. 1.1486 0.04164 74 63 11 0
4456 I heard the prices here are quite high, but not the tables. 1.1486 0.04164 74 63 11 0
4457 I've noticed there are many birds on the menu. 1.1486 0.04974 74 65 7 2
4458 I'd stay away from the Free-Range New York "Squab." 1.1486 0.04974 74 65 7 2
4459 This “rooftop garden to table” menu seems a bit grit-forward. 1.1486 0.04587 74 64 9 1
4460 Today's specials are Squab Au Vin and Rosemary Squab in a light cream sauce; as always locally sourced and free range. 1.1486 0.04164 74 63 11 0
4461 Well, you did ask for our autumn menu. 1.1486 0.04974 74 65 7 2
4462 Might I suggest an appetizer to take the ledge off? 1.1486 0.04974 74 65 7 2
4463 And how is the food tasting? 1.1486 0.04587 74 64 9 1
4464 The squab is very good. 1.1486 0.04974 74 65 7 2
4465 This section is reserved for hunter-gatherers. 1.1486 0.04587 74 64 9 1
4466 The happy hour prices only apply at the bar. 1.1486 0.04974 74 65 7 2
4467 Private, alfresco, what is not to love? 1.1486 0.04164 74 63 11 0
4468 Honey. I'm sorry I didn't push your chair in when you sat down . I love you and your small feet but I didn't want this special evening to be a downer 1.1486 0.04974 74 65 7 2
4469 At ten p.m. the pigeons roost. 1.1486 0.05333 74 66 5 3
4470 Would you like flat, sparkling or gutter water? 1.1486 0.04587 74 64 9 1
4471 As you wish, monsieur, hors d'oeuvres are on the house. 1.1486 0.04587 74 64 9 1
4472 Honey, it’s Restaurant Week, not Restaurant Weak. 1.1486 0.04587 74 64 9 1
4473 I think you'll find our chef to be cutting edge as well. 1.1486 0.04974 74 65 7 2
4474 They said the chef was super edgy, I did not know the seating was too, 1.1486 0.04974 74 65 7 2
4475 I would be more worried that this is a first Tinder date. 1.1486 0.04587 74 64 9 1
4476 I guess the ratings really are sky high... 1.1486 0.04164 74 63 11 0
4477 Unfortunately, you probably did something to aggravate our Maitre D. 1.1486 0.04974 74 65 7 2
4478 May I interest you in a plentiful platter of pigeon parts? 1.1486 0.04587 74 64 9 1
4479 Just shout if you want anything. 1.1486 0.04587 74 64 9 1
4480 You Americans are welcome to come back in when you finally learn to stop asking for ... le Substitutions!! 1.1486 0.04587 74 64 9 1
4481 Our dessert menu is off the edge 1.1486 0.04974 74 65 7 2
4482 We don't recommend either a cocktail or wine with dinner given your seating preference. 1.1486 0.04587 74 64 9 1
4483 The specialty of the house is a very fresh locally sourced squab. 1.1486 0.04587 74 64 9 1
4484 I recommend starting with the ledge salad and the pigeon tartar. 1.1486 0.04587 74 64 9 1
4485 Life on the edge 1.1486 0.04587 74 64 9 1
4486 I'm sorry, the only menu item we don't serve at this table is the squab." 1.1486 0.04587 74 64 9 1
4487 The pigeon is free-range. 1.1486 0.04587 74 64 9 1
4488 We find that your dining experience is optimized if you don’t look down. 1.1486 0.04164 74 63 11 0
4489 Perhaps you meant "al dente" not "al fresco". 1.1486 0.04974 74 65 7 2
4490 May I recommend the parachute for dessert? 1.1486 0.05333 74 66 5 3
4491 Sorry, we lost our liquor licence. 1.1486 0.04974 74 65 7 2
4492 Today's al frescvo special is a creamy risotto with taleggio cheese. 1.1486 0.04974 74 65 7 2
4493 My sincerest apologies for have seated you next to the restroom. 1.1486 0.04164 74 63 11 0
4494 Yes! The squab is local. 1.1486 0.04587 74 64 9 1
4495 He deconstructs: you pay for the narrative, food and setting are extra. 1.1486 0.04164 74 63 11 0
4496 This brings al Fresco dining to new heights! 1.1486 0.04974 74 65 7 2
4497 You said outside is fine. 1.1486 0.04587 74 64 9 1
4498 The daily special is pigeon stew. 1.1486 0.04164 74 63 11 0
4499 The squab is extremely fresh tonight. 1.1486 0.04587 74 64 9 1
4500 I'm afraid folks we're having difficulty with the chicken. That is, he's afraid to go out there. 1.1486 0.05333 74 66 5 3
4501 Would you like the parachute special? 1.1486 0.04974 74 65 7 2
4502 I don’t fancy that Dinner in the Sky restaurant. At least here, we can get to the bathroom if we need it. 1.1486 0.04587 74 64 9 1
4503 Can I interest you in some bananas, olive oil or ice cubes? 1.1486 0.04164 74 63 11 0
4504 Shall we have drink to take the edge off 1.1486 0.04587 74 64 9 1
4505 I'm concerned by the 'Prix Fixe--Or Else'. 1.1486 0.04587 74 64 9 1
4506 As you can see, our menu is a bit edgy, too. 1.1486 0.04587 74 64 9 1
4507 This isn't what we mean by 'haute cuisine'. 1.1486 0.04587 74 64 9 1
4508 Turning down the Special here could be very dangerous. 1.1486 0.04974 74 65 7 2
4509 No, we don't allow any substitutions. 1.1486 0.04587 74 64 9 1
4510 Our disclaimer in the corner makes you think, doesn’t it? 1.1486 0.04974 74 65 7 2
4511 The Village Voice described our cuisine as ledgey. 1.1486 0.04974 74 65 7 2
4512 All the pigeon you can catch. 1.1486 0.04164 74 63 11 0
4513 Moving to our new location has completely illuminated our problem with dining and dashing! 1.1486 0.04974 74 65 7 2
4514 It's the height of fashion in Europe. 1.1486 0.04587 74 64 9 1
4515 I'm sorry, Madam, entrées and appetizers are not available on this menu, only the side dishes. 1.1486 0.04164 74 63 11 0
4516 You did ask for the table with the best view. 1.1486 0.04587 74 64 9 1
4517 Before requesting the "chef's table", perhaps ask whether the chef is a psychopath. 1.1486 0.04587 74 64 9 1
4518 You think this is living dangerously? Wait 'til you taste my food. 1.1486 0.04587 74 64 9 1
4519 Its at the end of the ledge and to your right. Cant miss it. 1.1486 0.04164 74 63 11 0
4520 The ledge fish is good ... 1.1486 0.04587 74 64 9 1
4521 Best seat on top of the house. 1.1486 0.04587 74 64 9 1
4522 The menu is as edgy as the ambiance. 1.1486 0.04587 74 64 9 1
4523 Still, sparkling, or window washer? 1.1486 0.04974 74 65 7 2
4524 Let's live on the edge and go for the Coq au vin. 1.1486 0.04974 74 65 7 2
4525 Gratuity is not included, but it is expected. 1.1486 0.04164 74 63 11 0
4526 We don't call this our killer view for nothing. 1.1486 0.04974 74 65 7 2
4527 We've put the 'haute' back in 'haute cuisine'. 1.1486 0.04164 74 63 11 0
4528 Our dessert special today is French flourless chocolate cake, also known as fallen cake, delicately served edgewise, en plein-air. 1.1486 0.04587 74 64 9 1
4529 Our local and seasonal menu includes roasted pigeon. 1.1486 0.04587 74 64 9 1
4530 Don't look down, look at the menu. 1.1486 0.04587 74 64 9 1
4531 We have a lovely fresh pigeon appetizer that just landed on the ledge one floor down. 1.1486 0.04587 74 64 9 1
4532 I asked for a table by the window, not out the window! 1.1486 0.04164 74 63 11 0
4533 Today's special is a parachute. 1.1486 0.04164 74 63 11 0
4534 Unfortunately, this is our only free table. But we can provide you another set of clutery. 1.1486 0.04587 74 64 9 1
4535 Can I start you both off with some pigeon drop soup? 1.1486 0.04587 74 64 9 1
4536 Do you still need a little more time to die? 1.1486 0.05333 74 66 5 3
4537 This restaurant is for the birds 1.1486 0.04587 74 64 9 1
4538 As requested, your squirrel 'au balcon' is cooking now. 1.1486 0.04164 74 63 11 0
4539 Most of our dishes pair well with whatever the birds drop from above 1.1486 0.04587 74 64 9 1
4540 we decided on buffet tonite; the appetizers are on the right 1.1486 0.04587 74 64 9 1
4541 that table near the kitchen is still available 1.1486 0.04974 74 65 7 2
4542 This is what happens when you ask questions about Al Fresco. 1.1486 0.04974 74 65 7 2
4543 I'm teetering between the fish & chicken, what about you? 1.1486 0.04164 74 63 11 0
4544 Today's special is the roast pigeon. 1.1486 0.04164 74 63 11 0
4545 Yes, I know he's your friend ..but this is not what I meant by outdoor dining. 1.1486 0.04164 74 63 11 0
4546 They're really going to far when we request a "Table with a View." 1.1486 0.04164 74 63 11 0
4547 No, Sir. The Chef's Kitchen Table is full, as are The Maître D's Lobby Table and The Coatchecks's Cloakroom Table. The Attendant's Gentlemen's Room Table, however, is available. 1.1486 0.04587 74 64 9 1
4548 For your dining pleasure, Master Chef has come up with something a little on the edge. 1.1486 0.04587 74 64 9 1
4549 Are you guys totally shitting your pants because your table is up so high on a ledge? Because I, the waiter, would totally if I ever got to eat there but they never let me eat the food here. Sometimes they throw it away rather than let me eat it. 1.1486 0.04974 74 65 7 2
4550 The bird poop soup is very popular. 1.1486 0.04974 74 65 7 2
4551 Care for a final, I mean fino, martini? 1.1486 0.04587 74 64 9 1
4552 I'll be right back with your one good reason to not just end it all right now. 1.1486 0.05333 74 66 5 3
4553 Adding a railing will cost a bit extra. 1.1486 0.04587 74 64 9 1
4554 Well, you did request a window seat. 1.1486 0.04587 74 64 9 1
4555 Pardon me madame, you did indeed ask for the fresco perch. And no, we do not carry Fresca Peach. 1.1486 0.04974 74 65 7 2
4556 The salmon is to die for. 1.1486 0.04164 74 63 11 0
4557 We were booked for the night, except for the kids table. 1.1486 0.04974 74 65 7 2
4558 It's the end of the bull market, but THESE prices? 1.1486 0.04974 74 65 7 2
4559 The pigeon is really fresh out there 1.1486 0.04587 74 64 9 1
4560 The chef's choice tonight is very pungent. 1.1486 0.04587 74 64 9 1
4561 I can't decide between the pigeon tagine and the pigeon with foie gras. 1.1486 0.04974 74 65 7 2
4562 The fish is a bit risky today 1.1486 0.04587 74 64 9 1
4563 So that's why they call this place Sacré Bleu. 1.1486 0.04164 74 63 11 0
4564 I'm really sure tomorrow we will be in the paper and I'm not ready 1.1486 0.04164 74 63 11 0
4565 Our Chef’s signature dish, “Last Meal,” is always a big hit. 1.1486 0.04164 74 63 11 0
4566 Our crane is at the mechanic. 1.1486 0.04587 74 64 9 1
4567 These prices seem a little high. Shall we look for another spot? 1.1486 0.04587 74 64 9 1
4568 All our tables are window tables, but this has the best view. 1.1486 0.04587 74 64 9 1
4569 I would not order the squab if I were you. Some of them take it very personally. 1.1486 0.04587 74 64 9 1
4570 Our specialty sir is high steaks. 1.1486 0.04164 74 63 11 0
4571 Last time you were here you posted that you wanted 'edgier' choices 1.1486 0.04164 74 63 11 0
4572 We’ll share the very light salad with seeds and that side of wings. We’re rushed to catch a flight. Thank you. 1.1486 0.04974 74 65 7 2
4573 They say the ceviche is ledge-endary. 1.1486 0.04164 74 63 11 0
4574 I thought adventurous eating meant weird ingredients. 1.1486 0.04164 74 63 11 0
4575 You asked for the bickering section. 1.1486 0.04974 74 65 7 2
4576 Forget the menus. You are seated in self-serve. 1.1486 0.04974 74 65 7 2
4577 The squab is very good today. 1.1486 0.04587 74 64 9 1
4578 You asked for a room with a view, we didn't have one, I hope the roof suffices. 1.1486 0.04164 74 63 11 0
4579 The one item we have tonight that’s not on the menu are the pigeons. 1.1486 0.04587 74 64 9 1
4580 May I recommend the Pigeon Al Fresco? It is fresh caught. 1.1486 0.04974 74 65 7 2
4581 When we asked for a table a little farther from the kitchen, maybe we should have been more specific. 1.1486 0.04164 74 63 11 0
4582 You insisted on a table on the balcony 1.1486 0.04974 74 65 7 2
4583 The pigeon here is delicious. 1.1486 0.04974 74 65 7 2
4584 I said I wanted the "wedge" salad. 1.1486 0.04587 74 64 9 1
4585 So sorry , John. I meant to type "restaurants with a little adge". 1.1467 0.04530 75 65 9 1
4586 Ouuu...Ohhhhhh....Nooooo...the toe....the middle one....the middle one...... 1.1467 0.05265 75 67 5 3
4587 I don’t know what that is. You made me put away my phone. 1.1467 0.04113 75 64 11 0
4588 I think you'll find the Poitrine de Pigeon particularly fresh tonight. 1.1467 0.04911 75 66 7 2
4589 You did ask for a table with a view... 1.1467 0.04113 75 64 11 0
4590 The fallen chocolate cake is to die for. 1.1449 0.05172 69 61 6 2
4591 Sorry your table is so close to the edge Pigeons might try to eat your bread It's like a jungle sometimes It makes me wonder how we keep from goin' under 1.1449 0.05172 69 61 6 2
4592 ...and may I suggest a soufflé for the sidewalk? 1.1447 0.04474 76 66 9 1
4593 Can I get you folks something to drink to start off? 1.1447 0.04850 76 67 7 2
4594 Oh, I thought you said this restaurant had an edge. 1.1408 0.05033 71 63 6 2
4595 Why are all their dishes some form of squab? 1.1408 0.04158 71 61 10 0
4596 Plasticized salmon with Soilent Greens on special tonight. 1.1408 0.05033 71 63 6 2
4597 I demand a 40 percent tip! 1.1408 0.04158 71 61 10 0
4598 The special tonight is squab in peanut sauce. 1.1408 0.04158 71 61 10 0
4599 Sorry..no straws...far too risky 1.1408 0.05033 71 63 6 2
4600 Balcony tables without railings are the only ones left 1.1408 0.05033 71 63 6 2
4601 The Last Supper 1.1408 0.04158 71 61 10 0
4602 Might I suggest the squab, it's hyper-locally sourced. 1.1408 0.04616 71 62 8 1
4603 No, we don't serve happiness here. Look within. 1.1408 0.05033 71 63 6 2
4604 So how do you like our new al fresco terrace dining option? 1.1408 0.05418 71 64 4 3
4605 You can select your own squab. 1.1408 0.04616 71 62 8 1
4606 I see pigeon is still on the menu. 1.1408 0.05033 71 63 6 2
4607 Eating out at the corner always makes me uneasy. 1.1408 0.04158 71 61 10 0
4608 Sill or sparkling? 1.1408 0.05033 71 63 6 2
4609 I love the smell of roofing tar in the evening. 1.1408 0.04616 71 62 8 1
4610 We try to avoid being too edgy. 1.1408 0.04616 71 62 8 1
4611 Sir, madam, I do hope you enjoy being seated at the top table! 1.1408 0.04616 71 62 8 1
4612 Couldn’t you just “tell” me what it felt like when you asked me to marry you? 1.1408 0.04616 71 62 8 1
4613 The pigeons, Monsieur, have chosen this evening's second seating. 1.1408 0.05033 71 63 6 2
4614 I am sorry, sir, but we are out of the roast pigeon special. 1.1408 0.04158 71 61 10 0
4615 Did your couples therapist tell you to start living on the edge? 1.1408 0.04616 71 62 8 1
4616 Would you like to hear today's specials? They're cutting edge. 1.1408 0.04158 71 61 10 0
4617 Did he say the crime burlee was to die for? 1.1408 0.05033 71 63 6 2
4618 Well sir, you did ask for a table that wasn’t too close to the kitchen 1.1408 0.04616 71 62 8 1
4619 It's the urban "Farm to Table". We caught the pigeon, now they'll roast it for us." 1.1408 0.04616 71 62 8 1
4620 When rating your experience here online, management asks that you refer to your meal as “elevated cuisine” 1.1408 0.04616 71 62 8 1
4621 after the excellent review, we were fortunate to have gotten the last table. 1.1408 0.05033 71 63 6 2
4622 Madam, you ordered al dente not al fresco, and do not stand up! 1.1408 0.04616 71 62 8 1
4623 Don't move another damn inch. 1.1408 0.04616 71 62 8 1
4624 Pardon the interruption. I'll bring another waiter. 1.1408 0.04616 71 62 8 1
4625 This is what we mean by open air seating 1.1408 0.04158 71 61 10 0
4626 The squab is quite fresh. 1.1408 0.04158 71 61 10 0
4627 I'm thinking....choosing the buffet will be inconvenient 1.1408 0.04158 71 61 10 0
4628 You're right, this place is definitely edgy. 1.1408 0.04616 71 62 8 1
4629 Your husband insisted on a river-view table, madam. 1.1408 0.05033 71 63 6 2
4630 I've loved you for 50 years. If my wife finds out, she's kill me ! 1.1408 0.05033 71 63 6 2
4631 Please note the prepay options listed for our al fresco diners. 1.1408 0.05033 71 63 6 2
4632 " A pigeon will be with you shortly to take your order." 1.1408 0.04158 71 61 10 0
4633 Would it be stating the obvious to suggest a generous tip? 1.1408 0.04158 71 61 10 0
4634 Would you like those drinks before or after you ask for a divorce? 1.1408 0.05033 71 63 6 2
4635 I have a new restaurant opening on a knife edge. 1.1408 0.05033 71 63 6 2
4636 I might jump when I see the bill. 1.1408 0.04616 71 62 8 1
4637 Hurry up and make your decision, I need to go home for my dinner. 1.1408 0.04158 71 61 10 0
4638 Next time, I’m picking for date night. The draft up here is ridiculous. 1.1408 0.04158 71 61 10 0
4639 The squab is especially fresh this evening 1.1408 0.05033 71 63 6 2
4640 in the opinion of the entire staff, this is for your own good. 1.1408 0.04616 71 62 8 1
4641 May I recommend the free-roaming pigeon. 1.1408 0.05033 71 63 6 2
4642 Fix your face. 1.1408 0.04616 71 62 8 1
4643 You DID say "not by the kitchen". 1.1408 0.05033 71 63 6 2
4644 We take our no-tipping policy seriously. 1.1408 0.04158 71 61 10 0
4645 We do have a lovely list of Fall specials for you. 1.1408 0.04616 71 62 8 1
4646 Why do I get the feeling we're about to be dropped from the VIP list? 1.1408 0.04158 71 61 10 0
4647 The menu is entirely seafood, so it’s the only way we’ll get our security deposit back. 1.1408 0.04158 71 61 10 0
4648 It's reserved for under the weather customers. 1.1408 0.04616 71 62 8 1
4649 Would you rather go back near the kitchen? 1.1408 0.05033 71 63 6 2
4650 Welcome to Ledge Fun. My name is Bernie and our speciality tonight is veal scalponzini. 1.1408 0.04616 71 62 8 1
4651 I am sorry, smoking customers can only order from the limited choice menu. 1.1408 0.04616 71 62 8 1
4652 Service will match the seating...as I have no arms. 1.1408 0.05033 71 63 6 2
4653 You said you wanted a roofie. 1.1408 0.04616 71 62 8 1
4654 You asked for outdoor seating 1.1408 0.04616 71 62 8 1
4655 That's what you get for mentioning that you eat like a bird. 1.1408 0.04158 71 61 10 0
4656 Hey, you wanted a view . . food is extra. 1.1408 0.04158 71 61 10 0
4657 ``Our regular special is squab à la pigeon.`` 1.1408 0.04158 71 61 10 0
4658 You folks may want to consider our wonderful parachute specials on today's menu. 1.1408 0.04616 71 62 8 1
4659 And please, no tipping. 1.1408 0.04158 71 61 10 0
4660 I'm sorry, we don't serve pigeons here 1.1408 0.05033 71 63 6 2
4661 We've got to stop eating like this... 1.1408 0.05033 71 63 6 2
4662 Our unobstructed view seats are payable in advance. 1.1408 0.04616 71 62 8 1
4663 He's my real estate agent, Al Fresko 1.1408 0.04616 71 62 8 1
4664 Order a la carte and I'll find room for you inside 1.1408 0.05033 71 63 6 2
4665 Tonight's special is Pigeon Dangereux." Catherine Barron, Fredericksburg, V 1.1408 0.05033 71 63 6 2
4666 We are out of the squab tonight. 1.1408 0.04616 71 62 8 1
4667 I thought I told you last time; no dining outside on Thursdays! 1.1408 0.04616 71 62 8 1
4668 Yes, of course the Baked Pigeon Special is fresh. Why do you ask? 1.1408 0.05033 71 63 6 2
4669 Hey your a Mermaid so does that mean your a maid if so can y do my laundry Rob No why would y ever think that by the way do it yourself Mermaid My gosh I had no idea mermaids were rude. Rob Well y insulted me Mermaid 1.1408 0.05418 71 64 4 3
4670 I told you not to complain about sitting near the kitchen. 1.1408 0.04158 71 61 10 0
4671 Are you finding the prices high? 1.1408 0.04158 71 61 10 0
4672 Our specials include Ditali Al Amatriciana, Fresh Dover Sole Meunierie and there is a 75% chance of rain 1.1408 0.05033 71 63 6 2
4673 What? I thought you said you were an adventurous couple. 1.1408 0.04616 71 62 8 1
4674 Next time do not tip the concierge with Turkish lira when you ask for reservations at the finest rooftop restaurant in town. 1.1408 0.05418 71 64 4 3
4675 Just because a tip is not "required" does not mean it is not expected. 1.1408 0.04158 71 61 10 0
4676 The amuse bouche is pigeon excrement. 1.1408 0.04616 71 62 8 1
4677 Just don't look down. 1.1408 0.04616 71 62 8 1
4678 Just remember, the restroom is to my right. I repeat "TO MY RIGHT"!!! 1.1408 0.04616 71 62 8 1
4679 Remember, the table is attached to the ledge, the chairs aren't. 1.1408 0.04158 71 61 10 0
4680 Will you be having the "skirt-the-ledge" steak or the Bangers & Mash. 1.1408 0.04616 71 62 8 1
4681 Yes, we too happy to have a smoking section to offer you. 1.1408 0.05033 71 63 6 2
4682 Please sir and madam, hurry up and make your order, we have a line of people waiting for your table 1.1408 0.04616 71 62 8 1
4683 This is our best view table. 1.1408 0.05033 71 63 6 2
4684 A buck tip doesn't cut it anymore. 1.1408 0.05033 71 63 6 2
4685 Sir and Madam, we close in five minutes, so after that, you are going to have to climb down. 1.1408 0.05033 71 63 6 2
4686 Alice, did that guy say, "move down, move down, again?" 1.1408 0.04616 71 62 8 1
4687 Tonight is the "look before you leap" two for one special. 1.1408 0.05033 71 63 6 2
4688 Even though it is excellent, I wouldn't recommend the squab tonight. Pigeons are quite vindictive. 1.1408 0.04616 71 62 8 1
4689 Tipping back in chairs is discouraged. Otherwise, tipping in advance is encouraged. 1.1408 0.04616 71 62 8 1
4690 With our soft open, we wanted to make sure to have some outside seating. As you can tell, there is ample room to mingle. 1.1408 0.04158 71 61 10 0
4691 Notice, please, our extensive selection of wines available by the glass, rather than by the bottle. 1.1408 0.04616 71 62 8 1
4692 So THIS is what the maitre d meant when he said the outdoor dining terrace was ‘very scenic’??! 1.1408 0.04616 71 62 8 1
4693 So what can I get you for your last meal? 1.1408 0.05033 71 63 6 2
4694 Let's just split dessert; the butterflies filled me up 1.1408 0.04616 71 62 8 1
4695 Perhaps you remember sellecting 18% tip last time, rather than 20%? 1.1408 0.04158 71 61 10 0
4696 We've asked Open Table to be a little more specific about our outdoor dining options. 1.1408 0.04158 71 61 10 0
4697 Our special tonight is pigeon. I bring out breadcrumbs and a habachi and you do the rest... 1.1408 0.04158 71 61 10 0
4698 Oh this is very romantic Henry, but I wouldn’t order the grilled Pigeon. 1.1408 0.04616 71 62 8 1
4699 Last time it was the subway. You two have no creativity whatsoever. 1.1408 0.04158 71 61 10 0
4700 This is haute cuisine at its finest. We recommend the tasting menu to be accompanied by different flavoured Shirley Temples with each course. 1.1408 0.05033 71 63 6 2
4701 ... And tonight, our al fresco special is local free-range squab - right from our own window sills .... 1.1408 0.04158 71 61 10 0
4702 All our chef's specials for this evening are themed around Rock Dove. 1.1408 0.04158 71 61 10 0
4703 The guidebook gives it 3 stars for the view. 1.1408 0.04616 71 62 8 1
4704 My mistake dear...when they said the prices here were on the high edge, I DIDN' T TAKE IT LITERALLY! 1.1408 0.04616 71 62 8 1
4705 Tonight's special will probably alight shortly. 1.1408 0.04616 71 62 8 1
4706 Excellent choice sir. This entre truly pushed the last customer over the edge 1.1408 0.04616 71 62 8 1
4707 Mislead? Mais non! Well, how would you define "al fresco"? 1.1408 0.04616 71 62 8 1
4708 If you don't want to dine in we can show you our drop off menu. 1.1408 0.04158 71 61 10 0
4709 What did you expect from a restaurant named "L'Edge"? 1.1408 0.04616 71 62 8 1
4710 "Okay, but you have to pay before the appetizers get here. 1.1408 0.04616 71 62 8 1
4711 Too late for our early bird special, but there's still take-out 1.1408 0.05033 71 63 6 2
4712 Honey, when I said "let's try something edgier", this wasn't quite what I had in mind. 1.1408 0.04616 71 62 8 1
4713 Other than the window washer incident, we've not had any issues with dining and dashing. 1.1408 0.04616 71 62 8 1
4714 Our special this evening is a little edgy as well. 1.1408 0.04616 71 62 8 1
4715 At Le Bord Café we offer many life threatening experiences, I would not recommend the fish. 1.1408 0.05033 71 63 6 2
4716 Mr. Fresco, or "Al" if you prefer, we take our food, and our reservations, very seriously. 1.1408 0.04616 71 62 8 1
4717 The seats are known to make you digest faster. 1.1408 0.04616 71 62 8 1
4718 The cuisine is on the edgy side and obviously for the adventurous, but pigeon dropping soup? 1.1408 0.04616 71 62 8 1
4719 I think this new Danny Meyer pop up restaurant is a little too out there. 1.1408 0.04616 71 62 8 1
4720 Order and eat quickly. There's a guy hanging from a clock right above you! 1.1408 0.05418 71 64 4 3
4721 Well you Did ask for a table on the Terrace ... 1.1408 0.04616 71 62 8 1
4722 We have limited patio seating tonight. 1.1408 0.04158 71 61 10 0
4723 The locally raised poultry dishes don't appeal to me 1.1408 0.05033 71 63 6 2
4724 Gee - these prices are kind of high.. 1.1408 0.04616 71 62 8 1
4725 You said you wanted to try something on the cutting edge of culinary indulgence. 1.1408 0.04158 71 61 10 0
4726 Now is not the time to bring up your mother, dear. 1.1408 0.04616 71 62 8 1
4727 If you're willing to take a risk, I recommend the three-bean salad to start. 1.1408 0.05033 71 63 6 2
4728 There is no extra charge if your decide to jump. 1.1408 0.04616 71 62 8 1
4729 Your options this evening are James Taylor, Carole King, or the Drifters. 1.1408 0.05033 71 63 6 2
4730 Well, not everyone can get fresh air seats at this very busy restaurant! 1.1408 0.04158 71 61 10 0
4731 The chef says if you stop asking if he can make dishes with "an extry blast of tabasky," you can come back in. 1.1389 0.04556 72 63 8 1
4732 Chef remembered your last dinner here. . . you know, when you returned the halibut . . . . . 1.1389 0.04104 72 62 10 0
4733 The Squab is impeccably fresh. 1.1389 0.04556 72 63 8 1
4734 I think I’ll have the locally sourced squab. 1.1389 0.04556 72 63 8 1
4735 So, you both would like two suicidal New Yorks medium rare? 1.1389 0.04104 72 62 10 0
4736 Note Chef’s thoughtful pairings of entrees to intentions... for those who expect to jump, push, be pushed, or (ha! my favorite) ‘Chicken Out’! 1.1389 0.04967 72 64 6 2
4737 You asked not to be near the kitchen. 1.1389 0.04104 72 62 10 0
4738 Don't try that parachute getaway like you did last time. 1.1389 0.04104 72 62 10 0
4739 The people all stood aghast, and dared not move. 1.1389 0.04104 72 62 10 0
4740 As you probably know, we serve our edgier dishes out there. 1.1389 0.04967 72 64 6 2
4741 Welcome to the suicide chef's table. 1.1389 0.04556 72 63 8 1
4742 Can I start you off with some Klonopins? 1.1389 0.05346 72 65 4 3
4743 May I suggest the ballotine de pigeon, the pigeon pastilla, roast pigeon, or fried baby pigeon? 1.1389 0.04104 72 62 10 0
4744 You're right. the view is breathtaking." 1.1389 0.04104 72 62 10 0
4745 Our menu tonight celebrates the local with our freshly caught pigeon. 1.1389 0.04967 72 64 6 2
4746 No pidgeon? Surprising. 1.1389 0.04967 72 64 6 2
4747 Adrenaline is the best appetizer, would you like that served with a sprinkle of acrophobia as well? 1.1389 0.04104 72 62 10 0
4748 Do ignore the onlookers below. Some diners last night had too many drinks. 1.1389 0.04556 72 63 8 1
4749 Just FYI, the people next door ordered the coq au vin. 1.1389 0.04556 72 63 8 1
4750 Our Early Bird Special is Squab.... 1.1389 0.04967 72 64 6 2
4751 I'd suggest you stay away from the suicide wings. 1.1389 0.05346 72 65 4 3
4752 Might I recommend the parachute. 1.1389 0.04104 72 62 10 0
4753 Welcome to your new timeshare, with three equally-thrilling dining experiences. 1.1389 0.04967 72 64 6 2
4754 May I suggest tonight's special - locally sourced roast, stuffed pigeon - in our "city to table" tradition 1.1389 0.04556 72 63 8 1
4755 Thank you for the fresh pigeon, sir. The dinner will be right out. 1.1389 0.04967 72 64 6 2
4756 No, that wasn't a typo. It was supposed to be "ledge.: 1.1389 0.04556 72 63 8 1
4757 The "soup Nazi" on Seinfeld just kicked them out if he was angry! 1.1389 0.04556 72 63 8 1
4758 Well, what do you expect when you order the roasted squab? 1.1389 0.04967 72 64 6 2
4759 The squab comes free. 1.1389 0.04104 72 62 10 0
4760 When this old world stops getting you down, we do also offer an excellent dining room 1.1389 0.04556 72 63 8 1
4761 The special is tarte aux pigeons. 1.1389 0.04104 72 62 10 0
4762 We don't recommend any wine at this table. 1.1389 0.04556 72 63 8 1
4763 We are an edgy new restaurant. Maybe you aren't ready for us. 1.1389 0.04967 72 64 6 2
4764 Adieu la vie, adieu la vie, soon you will be where the wine is free. Now, can I take your order? 1.1389 0.04104 72 62 10 0
4765 Our chef recommends the pigeon breasts. They are served with a view. 1.1389 0.04104 72 62 10 0
4766 Don’t look now, Jerry, but that creepy neighbor is watching us again. Don’t look DON’T LOOK. Just try pretending to be engrossed in these pamphlets.” She raised her voice slightly, then. “So interesting what the Watchtower writes, isn’t it, Jerry? 1.1389 0.04967 72 64 6 2
4767 I’ve heard the squab is to die for. 1.1389 0.04104 72 62 10 0
4768 I said we'd be eating high on the HOG. 1.1389 0.05346 72 65 4 3
4769 Excuse me, folks. The bartender says the drinks are on him if you’ll come back inside. 1.1389 0.04556 72 63 8 1
4770 Do not order off the menu 1.1389 0.04556 72 63 8 1
4771 May I suggest an appetizer of the locally-sourced sauteed pigeon? 1.1389 0.04104 72 62 10 0
4772 This is the ultimate in haute cuisine. 1.1389 0.04967 72 64 6 2
4773 Are these real hamburgers or surrealist ones... 1.1389 0.04104 72 62 10 0
4774 Just to be clear, we have a no tipping policy at this restaurant. 1.1389 0.04556 72 63 8 1
4775 Is your squab local and gluten- free? 1.1389 0.04104 72 62 10 0
4776 Our specials are roasted pigeon, stuffed pigeon and pigeon pie. 1.1389 0.04104 72 62 10 0
4777 You did request smoking al fresco section in your reservation notes." 1.1389 0.04556 72 63 8 1
4778 My personal favorite is the air-dried urban pigeon. 1.1389 0.04967 72 64 6 2
4779 I assure you, there is no way he can unscrew the terrace from his bedroom window. 1.1389 0.04104 72 62 10 0
4780 I thought we were meeting your friend, Al Fresco. 1.1389 0.04556 72 63 8 1
4781 But Monsieur asked for a table by the window... 1.1389 0.04104 72 62 10 0
4782 Welcome to the Black Monday patio. 1.1389 0.04556 72 63 8 1
4783 I do not recommend the Pigeonneau tonight as there have been threats of reprisal. 1.1389 0.04556 72 63 8 1
4784 Is this your first visit to "Out on a Limb"? 1.1389 0.04556 72 63 8 1
4785 The two-top by the restrooms is still available. Just say the word. 1.1389 0.04556 72 63 8 1
4786 There's an outside chance you'll be charged more. 1.1389 0.04556 72 63 8 1
4787 And for an extra 75 dollars all entrees come with a net. 1.1389 0.04104 72 62 10 0
4788 Can I start you off this evening with a safety net? 1.1389 0.04104 72 62 10 0
4789 May I suggest the stuffed homing pigeon? They're very fresh, just arrived from Central Park. 1.1389 0.04556 72 63 8 1
4790 I've heard of rooftop dining but this is ridiculous. 1.1389 0.04967 72 64 6 2
4791 Huh, the open table didn’t mention this... 1.1389 0.04967 72 64 6 2
4792 Would you like the pigeon poop soup? 1.1389 0.04104 72 62 10 0
4793 I have to be honest. These are the most complicated suicide rescue measures I've ever taken. 1.1389 0.04967 72 64 6 2
4794 During your time-out, we gave your table to people more likely to order an appetizer, the special and our signature drink. 1.1389 0.04556 72 63 8 1
4795 Just jump, you pussy. 1.1389 0.04104 72 62 10 0
4796 This wouldn’t have happened if you used Yelp! 1.1389 0.04104 72 62 10 0
4797 Which one of you ordered the hitman dressed as a waiter? 1.1389 0.04556 72 63 8 1
4798 You said you didn't want to be anywhere 1.1389 0.04104 72 62 10 0
4799 We're known for our squab. 1.1389 0.04556 72 63 8 1
4800 No, that was the stuffed peppers. 1.1389 0.04556 72 63 8 1
4801 honey, are you sure this is the place Susan told you about? 1.1389 0.04104 72 62 10 0
4802 The upside down cake would be a little risky 1.1389 0.04556 72 63 8 1
4803 May I recommend the pigeon, madam? 1.1389 0.05346 72 65 4 3
4804 One star? You better yelp for help. 1.1389 0.04556 72 63 8 1
4805 Sparkling or flat? 1.1389 0.04556 72 63 8 1
4806 I'm afraid we're all out of squab. 1.1389 0.04104 72 62 10 0
4807 Maybe next time you'll wait till you're called. 1.1389 0.04556 72 63 8 1
4808 Honey, are you feeling a little on edge? 1.1389 0.04104 72 62 10 0
4809 I'm thinking three star rating. 1.1370 0.04497 73 64 8 1
4810 This takes alfresco dining to a new level. 1.1370 0.04497 73 64 8 1
4811 This is the only " Romantic Hideaway "table that we have. 1.1364 0.05239 66 59 5 2
4812 It's not called a tip for nothing. 1.1324 0.04640 68 60 7 1
4813 Waiter: We are sorry for the inconvenience, but this is the only Vape-Free zone in the building. 1.1324 0.04140 68 59 9 0
4814 Could I suggest a lighter wine. 1.1324 0.04140 68 59 9 0
4815 Sorry, Sir. That's the Aves' table, --- grains only. You'll have to come back inside if you want to order from the menu. 1.1324 0.04140 68 59 9 0
4816 Yes! The roasted pigeon is fresh from the roof 1.1324 0.04140 68 59 9 0
4817 Welcome to Al’s Haute Fresco Cuisine...my name is Fraido and I’ll be your server this evening 1.1324 0.04140 68 59 9 0
4818 I made sure to get you a table with a view 1.1324 0.04140 68 59 9 0
4819 Will madame and monsieur be dining and dashing again this evening? Go ahead, make my day! 1.1324 0.05091 68 61 5 2
4820 Is this your first time plummeting to your death with us? 1.1324 0.05505 68 62 3 3
4821 Darling, the ladies room is straight back & to the right 1.1324 0.04140 68 59 9 0
4822 - We're currently having trouble catching your selection, sir. Would you mind choosing a different pigeon from our fine ledge? 1.1324 0.05091 68 61 5 2
4823 This wasn't what I expected when I signed up for "Dinner with Cupid". 1.1324 0.05505 68 62 3 3
4824 Our special today is pigeon cassoulet. 1.1324 0.04640 68 60 7 1
4825 You having pigeon again? 1.1324 0.04140 68 59 9 0
4826 I hear the squab is VERY fresh! 1.1324 0.04140 68 59 9 0
4827 Our specialty is pigeon soup. 1.1324 0.04640 68 60 7 1
4828 When I suggested we dine al fresco, I had something else in mind! 1.1324 0.04140 68 59 9 0
4829 Many a tear has to fall, but it's all in the game. 1.1324 0.04640 68 60 7 1
4830 The "pigeon breast with capers, olives, and herb pan sauce" is our uber-locavore special for the evening. 1.1324 0.05091 68 61 5 2
4831 Your drone will be here shortly 1.1324 0.04640 68 60 7 1
4832 I said an enchanted 'evening'... eave-fling isn't even a word" 1.1324 0.05091 68 61 5 2
4833 The menu this evening is edgy. 1.1324 0.04640 68 60 7 1
4834 We do need to rethink date night. 1.1324 0.04140 68 59 9 0
4835 This is what happens when you are annoyingly insistent we are seated outside! 1.1324 0.04640 68 60 7 1
4836 Perhaps you would like to try the buffet? 1.1324 0.04140 68 59 9 0
4837 Rather high-priced, don’t you think? 1.1324 0.05091 68 61 5 2
4838 We were having a problem with dine and dashes. 1.1324 0.04140 68 59 9 0
4839 The pigeon is very popular tonight. 1.1324 0.04640 68 60 7 1
4840 Sorry but the chef said he can't substitute fries for a fear of heights. 1.1324 0.04140 68 59 9 0
4841 Hope you brought your own dinner, 'cause I don't do ledges! 1.1324 0.04140 68 59 9 0
4842 I recommend the viaticum. 1.1324 0.05505 68 62 3 3
4843 How about a rope ladder to go with your sidecars? 1.1324 0.04140 68 59 9 0
4844 Welcome to Chez Plummet. Here are today's specials... 1.1324 0.04640 68 60 7 1
4845 I'll miss your mom, but that's the third time she crashed Date Night. 1.1324 0.04140 68 59 9 0
4846 You have to admit, the view is spectacular. 1.1324 0.04140 68 59 9 0
4847 May I suggest the veal? It 1.1324 0.05091 68 61 5 2
4848 I don't see anything on this menu worth taking a picture of and sharing online, regardless of how it tastes. 1.1324 0.04640 68 60 7 1
4849 They say the squab here is to die for. 1.1324 0.05091 68 61 5 2
4850 Do you need a minute? 1.1324 0.05091 68 61 5 2
4851 The maitre d’ overheard you say they always treat people like a flock of hungry pigeons in this place. 1.1324 0.04140 68 59 9 0
4852 We’re known for our drafts. 1.1324 0.04140 68 59 9 0
4853 This evening’s special is pigeon al fresco, served buffet style here at the window. The chef recommends a very light aperitif. 1.1324 0.04140 68 59 9 0
4854 Our special tonight is, pigeon carpaccio! 1.1324 0.04140 68 59 9 0
4855 I swear their Yelp page said there was plenty of seating... 1.1324 0.05091 68 61 5 2
4856 This is how we keep our corkage fee so low. 1.1324 0.04640 68 60 7 1
4857 Deerhunter's set at LPR was totally different than the one at Glasslands. 1.1324 0.04640 68 60 7 1
4858 If the food is bad, do we jump before the check arrives? 1.1324 0.04140 68 59 9 0
4859 The only reason I didn’t jump is because I became so hungry...that’s how I got the idea” 1.1324 0.04640 68 60 7 1
4860 Am I going out on a ledge here? How about we go Dutch? 1.1324 0.04640 68 60 7 1
4861 The chef's special tonight is squab. 1.1324 0.04140 68 59 9 0
4862 Our specials tonight include linguini in pesto and a parachute. 1.1324 0.04140 68 59 9 0
4863 Waiter- 'The best thing about glasses is people can't tell if you are watching them." Man- "Dear, why does that waiter keep staring at us? His reading glasses make his eyes look huge!" 1.1324 0.05091 68 61 5 2
4864 How is everything here in the smoking section? 1.1324 0.04140 68 59 9 0
4865 This takes ‘your last meal’ to a whole other level. 1.1324 0.04640 68 60 7 1
4866 Didn't you read the review? It says "Chez Ledge is a little edgy." 1.1324 0.05091 68 61 5 2
4867 May I recommend the pidgeoni supremo? 1.1324 0.04640 68 60 7 1
4868 The pigeon is roasted with a side of potatoes Anna, garlic spinach and a caution not to move your chairs without supervision. 1.1324 0.05091 68 61 5 2
4869 We have trained pigeons that will garnish your meal - for the real farm to table experience. 1.1324 0.04640 68 60 7 1
4870 Not what she looked like on her Tinder page? 1.1324 0.04140 68 59 9 0
4871 Would you like them over easy or sunny side up? 1.1324 0.04640 68 60 7 1
4872 would you like this to go? 1.1324 0.05091 68 61 5 2
4873 This is the only table they had? 1.1324 0.05091 68 61 5 2
4874 Easy table to clean, eh? 1.1324 0.04640 68 60 7 1
4875 If you upgraded to 4G, the food would've been here by now. 1.1324 0.05091 68 61 5 2
4876 The menu may look plain, but I assure you the chef elevates every dish. 1.1324 0.04140 68 59 9 0
4877 You reserved a table for two with a view. 1.1324 0.04140 68 59 9 0
4878 I recommend Pigeon L'orange with the garden medley from our green roof. 1.1324 0.05091 68 61 5 2
4879 Despite what Washington might say, our "Seat Yourself" policy still has limits. 1.1324 0.04140 68 59 9 0
4880 You folks MUST try the risotto, it's to die for... 1.1324 0.04640 68 60 7 1
4881 Small plates only tonight. 1.1324 0.04140 68 59 9 0
4882 Well honey, you did want a table with a view. 1.1324 0.04140 68 59 9 0
4883 They say the ginger chicken can cure vertigo. 1.1324 0.04640 68 60 7 1
4884 It’s our scariest table, 1.1324 0.04640 68 60 7 1
4885 They say the food here is very edgy. 1.1324 0.04140 68 59 9 0
4886 The house specialty is egg drop soup, served al fresco 1.1324 0.04640 68 60 7 1
4887 Kvetch, kvetch! You asked for outdoor seating! 1.1324 0.04140 68 59 9 0
4888 I think I’d still prefer a falafel. 1.1324 0.05091 68 61 5 2
4889 My name is Otis – I will be piloting your delivery drone this evening. 1.1324 0.05505 68 62 3 3
4890 Until this place opened, I had to date exclusively within the administration 1.1324 0.05091 68 61 5 2
4891 When you folks phoned for reservations what exactly did the hotline say? 1.1324 0.04140 68 59 9 0
4892 If you insist on dining outside, when the cops come, invite them to dinner. 1.1324 0.04640 68 60 7 1
4893 Yes, the lobster is fresh. It jumped this afternoon. 1.1324 0.05091 68 61 5 2
4894 I usually eat vegan, but, today, I’ll try something edgier. 1.1324 0.04140 68 59 9 0
4895 ...and tonight's fresh catch is a delightful boiled pigeon. 1.1324 0.05091 68 61 5 2
4896 He was petrified of heights but the prospect of living an empty, lonely, childless life prompted an agreement to a date with a woman who lived life on the edge. 1.1324 0.04140 68 59 9 0
4897 This is not what I meant when I said I wanted to live life on the edge. 1.1324 0.04640 68 60 7 1
4898 Would you prefer the edgy menu? 1.1324 0.04140 68 59 9 0
4899 The poached pigeon sounds good. 1.1324 0.04140 68 59 9 0
4900 The special for today is squab." 1.1324 0.04140 68 59 9 0
4901 The bird's nest soup is a house specialty. 1.1324 0.05091 68 61 5 2
4902 You had to ask for the take out menu! 1.1324 0.04640 68 60 7 1
4903 Not recommending the one star review, it seems a bit off this evening. 1.1324 0.04140 68 59 9 0
4904 If you think this is bad, wait until you taste the food. 1.1324 0.04640 68 60 7 1
4905 Psst! Babe, this place has zero Yelp reviews... 1.1324 0.05091 68 61 5 2
4906 Would you like to hear about our "Spice Up Your Marriage Specials?" tonight? 1.1324 0.04640 68 60 7 1
4907 I think it’s a little too much just because we were late for your mother’s birthday dinner. 1.1324 0.04640 68 60 7 1
4908 No chicken, no eggs. The pigeons find them fowl. 1.1324 0.04140 68 59 9 0
4909 foodguro123 1.1324 0.05091 68 61 5 2
4910 For some reason I feel you’re trying to tell me our relation in on the edge. 1.1324 0.04140 68 59 9 0
4911 I guess we missed the 'outside seating only' on the Groupon coupon. 1.1324 0.04640 68 60 7 1
4912 I trust the elevated cuisine will make up for my airiness. 1.1324 0.04140 68 59 9 0
4913 There's an additional service charge for table service. 1.1324 0.04140 68 59 9 0
4914 Ze Chef's speciality of ze evening is ze do-it-yourself freshly caught Pigeon carpaccio! C'est tres merveilleux! 1.1324 0.04640 68 60 7 1
4915 Might I recommend the Pigeon de jour? 1.1324 0.04640 68 60 7 1
4916 Of course he's eavesdropping. 1.1324 0.04140 68 59 9 0
4917 This is our specially reserved section for those who like to live life on de ledge, bon apetite! 1.1324 0.04140 68 59 9 0
4918 They seat only their best tippers here.” 1.1324 0.04140 68 59 9 0
4919 The pidgeon is excellent. 1.1324 0.05091 68 61 5 2
4920 Tonight's Special: Freshly-Foraged Vertigo - & - Ethically-Sourced Smog paired with Small-Batch Regret on a Local Artisanal Recommendation. 1.1324 0.05091 68 61 5 2
4921 The soupe du jour? Pigeon poop soup, madame. 1.1324 0.04640 68 60 7 1
4922 It’s the best seat not in the house. 1.1324 0.04640 68 60 7 1
4923 The Special today is ledge-to-table grilled pigeons. 1.1324 0.04640 68 60 7 1
4924 Can I smoke out here?" "Lol, no 1.1324 0.04640 68 60 7 1
4925 May I recommend the parachute? 1.1324 0.04640 68 60 7 1
4926 See, if you have connections, you can always get a reservation. 1.1324 0.04140 68 59 9 0
4927 Might I suggest a grappling hook? 1.1324 0.04640 68 60 7 1
4928 Well what would you order if it was your last meal? 1.1324 0.04640 68 60 7 1
4929 Would you mind leaping by 7:45? Free dessert if you can swing it a little earlier. 1.1324 0.04640 68 60 7 1
4930 Well, you did ask for an outdoor table... 1.1324 0.04640 68 60 7 1
4931 The pigeon is excellent tonight! 1.1324 0.04640 68 60 7 1
4932 The chef recommends you should not order the squab 1.1324 0.04140 68 59 9 0
4933 You wanted a table with a waiter. Your got it, Mr. Youngman. 1.1324 0.04140 68 59 9 0
4934 Yes, the prices are obscene, but the presentations are amazing. Clay F. Semenkovich. St. Louis, Mo. 1.1324 0.04640 68 60 7 1
4935 Ironically, our special this evening is squab. 1.1324 0.04140 68 59 9 0
4936 Let's not go overboard on drinks tonight. 1.1324 0.04640 68 60 7 1
4937 "Our last al fresco diner was a Mr. Vey. He carved his name in the ledge there before plunging to his death. 1.1324 0.04640 68 60 7 1
4938 The atmosphere in this restaurant is to die for. 1.1324 0.05091 68 61 5 2
4939 May I recommend the vinegar and gargoyle dressing? 1.1324 0.04140 68 59 9 0
4940 I would recommend the heavier items since the wind is picking up a bit. 1.1324 0.04640 68 60 7 1
4941 Might I recommend the pigeon? It's locally raised. 1.1324 0.04140 68 59 9 0
4942 I would stay away from soup. It's too hard to catch. 1.1324 0.04640 68 60 7 1
4943 I just love the atmosphere in this place 1.1324 0.04140 68 59 9 0
4944 Nothing quite like patio season. 1.1324 0.04140 68 59 9 0
4945 May I suggest the coq au smog? 1.1324 0.04640 68 60 7 1
4946 If you need to get up, I will be happy to move the table. 1.1324 0.04140 68 59 9 0
4947 I see you're seated in the non-tipping section. But I am wearing deodorant. 1.1324 0.04640 68 60 7 1
4948 “Our Special of the Day is Pigeon Hit The Glass.” 1.1324 0.04640 68 60 7 1
4949 See, no banana split on the dessert menu. 1.1324 0.04640 68 60 7 1
4950 Could I move you back a bit? 1.1324 0.04140 68 59 9 0
4951 Your ashtray will be here as soon as we can find one. 1.1324 0.04140 68 59 9 0
4952 Yes, I’ll have the pidgeon, preferably the one right there. 1.1324 0.04140 68 59 9 0
4953 This date wouldn’t get worse. We already jumped out of the window. 1.1324 0.04140 68 59 9 0
4954 May I recommend the Boeuf en Parachute 1.1324 0.04640 68 60 7 1
4955 Next time you might wanna make advanced reservations. 1.1324 0.04640 68 60 7 1
4956 Our menu is also a bit edgy 1.1324 0.04640 68 60 7 1
4957 It's this or next to the kitchen door. 1.1324 0.04140 68 59 9 0
4958 ...and the special this evening is pigeon, locally caught. 1.1324 0.04640 68 60 7 1
4959 I hear the new chef’s menu is a real leap of faith 1.1324 0.04640 68 60 7 1
4960 Sir, this is why the Restaurant name is "Over the Abysm" 1.1324 0.04640 68 60 7 1
4961 Our specials tonight include very fresh pigeon. 1.1324 0.04140 68 59 9 0
4962 The special tonight is a pan-fried awkwardness drived from not looking at your cell phones. 1.1324 0.04140 68 59 9 0
4963 New York City finally found a solution to the pigeon problem. 1.1324 0.04640 68 60 7 1
4964 Ledge, not L'edge! 1.1324 0.04640 68 60 7 1
4965 Whoa, the prices are pretty steep here. 1.1324 0.04140 68 59 9 0
4966 No, Al Fresco's the owner - like the soft drink. 1.1324 0.05091 68 61 5 2
4967 Remember - if you drop your fork, let the waiter pick it up. 1.1324 0.04640 68 60 7 1
4968 DON'T MOVE !!! 1.1324 0.04140 68 59 9 0
4969 Our deodorant spritzer is very refreshing. 1.1324 0.04640 68 60 7 1
4970 I'm thinking the squab may not be the best idea 1.1324 0.04140 68 59 9 0
4971 You can't sue us if you fall. 1.1324 0.04640 68 60 7 1
4972 When you dine at 35,000 feet, you don't have your feet on the ground. 1.1324 0.04640 68 60 7 1
4973 Are we feeling daring tonight? Try the scampi, it's from back of a station wagon just off the Jersey Turnpike. 1.1324 0.04640 68 60 7 1
4974 I’m afraid we are out of the pigeon tonight, madame. 1.1324 0.04140 68 59 9 0
4975 I highly recommend the Lover's Leap Special 1.1324 0.04640 68 60 7 1
4976 They take the idea of Al Fresco dining to new heights. 1.1324 0.04640 68 60 7 1
4977 Can I start you off with a glass of wine and some vertigo? 1.1324 0.04640 68 60 7 1
4978 Can I get you anything? 1.1324 0.05091 68 61 5 2
4979 Would you like to order now or after you jump? 1.1324 0.04640 68 60 7 1
4980 Well sir, haute cuisine is not for the faint of heart. 1.1324 0.04640 68 60 7 1
4981 Well you did say a corner table. 1.1324 0.04640 68 60 7 1
4982 Welcome to La Balustrade. Selfies not recommended. 1.1324 0.04640 68 60 7 1
4983 Excuse me, this spot is reserved for P.C. Vey. 1.1324 0.04640 68 60 7 1
4984 Ze pigeon, she is quite fresh. 1.1324 0.05091 68 61 5 2
4985 Whatever you do, don't look down...the menu past our chef's delightful interpretation of beef pappardelle. 1.1324 0.04140 68 59 9 0
4986 Welcome to "The Pigeon", would you like some bread? 1.1324 0.05091 68 61 5 2
4987 Might I recommend starting with the roast pigeon. It's locally sourced. 1.1324 0.04640 68 60 7 1
4988 You are the ones who insisted on outside seating. 1.1324 0.04140 68 59 9 0
4989 How are you enjoying our new outdoor seating? 1.1324 0.04140 68 59 9 0
4990 And the featured appetizer this evening is 'pigeon on the wing' crooked-to-order. 1.1324 0.04140 68 59 9 0
4991 I wish P.C. Vey would stop tagging his name on every building in town. 1.1324 0.04640 68 60 7 1
4992 You don't have to do this 1.1324 0.04140 68 59 9 0
4993 These prices really enhance the sky high experience. 1.1324 0.05091 68 61 5 2
4994 Is that close enough for you, sir? 1.1324 0.04640 68 60 7 1
4995 Next time try calling earlier for a table on the patio downstairs. 1.1324 0.04140 68 59 9 0
4996 ANTIFA won't find us here. 1.1324 0.04640 68 60 7 1
4997 Fifty cents is not a tip for the maitre d’! 1.1324 0.04640 68 60 7 1
4998 Nice ambience, huh! 1.1324 0.04640 68 60 7 1
4999 Without a reservation, this is the best that we can do 1.1324 0.04640 68 60 7 1
5000 Look at it this way: Should you find our food not to your liking, you can leap to your death and owe us nothing. 1.1324 0.04140 68 59 9 0
5001 You said you wanted to eat out of the house more. 1.1324 0.04640 68 60 7 1
5002 May I suggest the pigeon, it's very fresh. 1.1324 0.04640 68 60 7 1
5003 I may be going out on a ledge but I think our server is in hurry for us to order. 1.1324 0.05091 68 61 5 2
5004 Yelp reviewers did say this place had a great view of the city. 1.1324 0.04640 68 60 7 1
5005 The house white is a Pino Vertigo. 1.1324 0.04640 68 60 7 1
5006 Welcome to Roofies. Can I start you with a Mickey Finn? 1.1324 0.04640 68 60 7 1
5007 Non-enclosure agreement they’ve made us sign comes with free gape order. 1.1324 0.04140 68 59 9 0
5008 Did the review say cutting-edge or cutting-ledge? 1.1324 0.04640 68 60 7 1
5009 I’ll have the Picasso pesto 1.1324 0.04140 68 59 9 0
5010 It's our new al fresco annex. 1.1324 0.04640 68 60 7 1
5011 May I recommend Pigeons? 1.1324 0.04140 68 59 9 0
5012 Did you save room for dessert? 1.1324 0.04640 68 60 7 1
5013 I love these free range tables. 1.1324 0.05091 68 61 5 2
5014 Tonight's special is non- GMO, urban squab 1.1324 0.04140 68 59 9 0
5015 This is absolutely the last time I request the table with the best view of the skyline. 1.1324 0.04140 68 59 9 0
5016 sorry we ran out of decency 1.1324 0.04640 68 60 7 1
5017 On the plus side, everything on the menu is homemade. 1.1324 0.04640 68 60 7 1
5018 At Floor 89 we believe in edgy cuisine 1.1324 0.04640 68 60 7 1
5019 In keeping with our farm to table aesthetic, you have been seated where we raise our very own Squab for the restaurant. 1.1324 0.04640 68 60 7 1
5020 So, tell me, have you chooses your meal for today? Or do you need some help trying to figure out what each item stands for. 1.1324 0.05091 68 61 5 2
5021 A little bird told me this place is real good! 1.1324 0.04640 68 60 7 1
5022 We like to call it sidewalk's topside. 1.1324 0.04640 68 60 7 1
5023 Are you sure you tipped the maitre' the last time we were here? 1.1324 0.04140 68 59 9 0
5024 Jeff just couldn't go there with some of his restaurant's edgier clientele. 1.1324 0.04640 68 60 7 1
5025 If you are uncomfortable out here, might I suggest a jumper? 1.1324 0.04640 68 60 7 1
5026 I believe you asked for a table with a view. 1.1324 0.05091 68 61 5 2
5027 Let me order first so you can order the same thing. 1.1324 0.04640 68 60 7 1
5028 Your credit cards were rejected. If you still want to take the leap together as planned, there is a $50 cleanup fee due now. 1.1324 0.04640 68 60 7 1
5029 The wife just called -- she's located some very fresh Dumpster fish, and, paired with our special 'sauce tartare,' you won't even know it's from the East River. Will you be having wine with that? 1.1324 0.05091 68 61 5 2
5030 The chipped beef on a shingle would go nicely with that Chateau Guttièrre. 1.1324 0.04640 68 60 7 1
5031 And if you really want to live on the edge, I recommend the lobster." 1.1324 0.04640 68 60 7 1
5032 Enjoy your territorial view, as we've honored per your last minute reservation." 1.1324 0.04640 68 60 7 1
5033 When you are ready to place your order, I must first ask you to sign a hold-harmless agreement. 1.1324 0.04640 68 60 7 1
5034 It's the latest in edgy dining experiences. 1.1324 0.05091 68 61 5 2
5035 May I suggest the Butterfly Shrimp? 1.1324 0.04640 68 60 7 1
5036 This is the only place we can eat out without blowing up the internet! 1.1324 0.04140 68 59 9 0
5037 I'm sorry but the Pigeon is off the menu this evening" 1.1324 0.04140 68 59 9 0
5038 I thought you said 'edgy'. 1.1324 0.04140 68 59 9 0
5039 You should have tipped the Maître d'. 1.1324 0.04640 68 60 7 1
5040 Chef advises that anything larger than a small plate could cost you your lives. 1.1324 0.04640 68 60 7 1
5041 The menu seems to have a lot of poultry items. 1.1324 0.04140 68 59 9 0
5042 Today's special is crapes splattered with strawberry syrup, served with a soft egg with the yolk running all over the plate. 1.1324 0.04640 68 60 7 1
5043 You have to try the pigeon. 1.1324 0.04140 68 59 9 0
5044 Today's special is pigeon under glass. 1.1324 0.04640 68 60 7 1
5045 A table by the kitchen has become available. 1.1324 0.04640 68 60 7 1
5046 May I recommend the squab. It's very fresh. 1.1324 0.04640 68 60 7 1
5047 Sorry for any inconvenience this may have caused. Your meals will be on the house. 1.1324 0.04140 68 59 9 0
5048 I suggest the 'Pigeons au Citron' 1.1324 0.04640 68 60 7 1
5049 Omnivores not welcome. 1.1324 0.04140 68 59 9 0
5050 This isn't the kind of atmosphere I was looking for. 1.1324 0.04640 68 60 7 1
5051 I don't mean to rush you, but the pigeons have this table reserved for 7 o'clock. 1.1324 0.05091 68 61 5 2
5052 Is it too late to walk out? 1.1324 0.04640 68 60 7 1
5053 Our specialty tonight is pigeon drop soup. 1.1324 0.04640 68 60 7 1
5054 You did say you wanted 'edgy,' sir. 1.1324 0.04140 68 59 9 0
5055 Something is telling me we should get the chef special. 1.1324 0.04640 68 60 7 1
5056 I trust there will be no further complaints about the location of your table. 1.1324 0.04140 68 59 9 0
5057 The print on the menu is small, hope the bill is too! 1.1324 0.05505 68 62 3 3
5058 If you don't like what you see on the menu, may I suggest you move your seats left and right respectively? 1.1324 0.04140 68 59 9 0
5059 Sir, you requested haute cuisine. 1.1324 0.04640 68 60 7 1
5060 You are going to want to order before the evening pigeons arrive. 1.1324 0.04140 68 59 9 0
5061 We feel our lasagne is the best in the world. On many levels. 1.1324 0.04140 68 59 9 0
5062 Next time, give him a tip before asking for a "table with a view". 1.1324 0.04640 68 60 7 1
5063 Our special this evening is squab. 1.1324 0.04640 68 60 7 1
5064 Satisfied? 1.1324 0.04640 68 60 7 1
5065 We had to close the Mosh pit. 1.1324 0.04140 68 59 9 0
5066 No, Monsieur,we don't serve pigeon. On a lighter note, several pigeons will soon be serving you. 1.1324 0.04140 68 59 9 0
5067 She'll have the pigeon a la fresco. 1.1324 0.04640 68 60 7 1
5068 Don't you think you are carrying the 'Man on a Ledge' thing a little too far ? 1.1324 0.04640 68 60 7 1
5069 Our specialty is free-range pigeon. 1.1324 0.04640 68 60 7 1
5070 But Sir, this is not our alfresco dining area. 1.1324 0.05091 68 61 5 2
5071 You're welcome to smoke 'em if you got 'em. 1.1324 0.04140 68 59 9 0
5072 Well you wanted a table by the window 1.1324 0.04140 68 59 9 0
5073 Tipping is optional. 1.1324 0.04140 68 59 9 0
5074 Even though it's locally sourced, I would recommend not ordering the squab tonight. 1.1324 0.04140 68 59 9 0
5075 I'm sorry about the table change, but the Maitre'd is very strict about baked bean orders. 1.1324 0.04640 68 60 7 1
5076 If you prefer, we have a pigeon friendly menu. 1.1324 0.04140 68 59 9 0
5077 This is our new ledge to table concept. 1.1324 0.04140 68 59 9 0
5078 We have upside down cake for dessert. 1.1324 0.04640 68 60 7 1
5079 Can I start you off with some drinks? We can transfer your tab to an inside table as soon as one opens up. 1.1324 0.04140 68 59 9 0
5080 Dessert is on the house 1.1324 0.04640 68 60 7 1
5081 Kissy, I invited you to dinner to give you a warm sendoff. 1.1324 0.04640 68 60 7 1
5082 May I remind you that you can save five percent by ordering online. 1.1324 0.05091 68 61 5 2
5083 May I suggest we partake in a light meal? I have this inkling, that a heavy meal might be a bit unsettling. And by the way, they expect you to tip. 1.1324 0.04140 68 59 9 0
5084 May I recommend the fugu? 1.1324 0.04640 68 60 7 1
5085 No tipping! 1.1324 0.04140 68 59 9 0
5086 DARLING YOUR CHOICE IS EXCELLENT PLEASE TELL 1.1324 0.04640 68 60 7 1
5087 Yes, I suppose some of us have become "more-alfresco-than-thou." 1.1324 0.05505 68 62 3 3
5088 I'm sorry the table is not to your liking ma'am. Perhaps you should have swiped left. 1.1324 0.05091 68 61 5 2
5089 It's the best we could do on such short notice. 1.1324 0.05091 68 61 5 2
5090 Either way, we’ll be parting on bad terms. 1.1324 0.04640 68 60 7 1
5091 The out on the ledge ragu is to die for. 1.1324 0.05091 68 61 5 2
5092 If you order drinks you must come in to the bar. The secluded al fresco table is restricted to tetotalers 1.1324 0.04640 68 60 7 1
5093 Next time tip the maitre d' 1.1324 0.04140 68 59 9 0
5094 Eating out here means take-out the space, take out the selection, take out the atmosphere—take out the pleasure of eating out ! 1.1324 0.04640 68 60 7 1
5095 Specials? Isn’t this special enough 1.1324 0.04640 68 60 7 1
5096 Yelp said that it's "edgy." 1.1324 0.04140 68 59 9 0
5097 Of course our food is locally sourced, you just have to catch it first. 1.1324 0.04140 68 59 9 0
5098 I always wanted to dine recklessly. 1.1324 0.04640 68 60 7 1
5099 Not to worry, sir. King Kong will never find you here. 1.1324 0.04640 68 60 7 1
5100 May I suggest cloud eggs to go with your hanger steak. 1.1324 0.04140 68 59 9 0
5101 May we suggest the pigeon? 1.1324 0.05505 68 62 3 3
5102 Are you ready to come down, or do you still need a few minutes to look over the menu? 1.1324 0.04140 68 59 9 0
5103 Special tonight Squab Known locally as pigeon Let me know when you catch one. 1.1324 0.04640 68 60 7 1
5104 I'm TELLING you, something seems DIFFERENT. Do you think it's the menu? I bet they upped the prices again! I notice these things. Do you remember last week at your mother's. That smell from the basement. I thought I'd puke in my rigatoni. Wine 1.1324 0.04140 68 59 9 0
5105 For your convenience, your final bill will include my gratuity but will not include the optional life insurance. 1.1324 0.04140 68 59 9 0
5106 Is that what your mother meant when she used to refer to a dumb waiter? 1.1324 0.05091 68 61 5 2
5107 The parachute option is "on the house!" 1.1324 0.04640 68 60 7 1
5108 The pidgeon? An excellent choice sir. 1.1324 0.04640 68 60 7 1
5109 Our gluten-free parachutes are a popular item. 1.1324 0.04640 68 60 7 1
5110 How very romatic, Cutbert, and you said you have something to ask me? 1.1324 0.05091 68 61 5 2
5111 Really George, I don’t care what the New Yorker said about the service being better on the terrace 1.1324 0.05091 68 61 5 2
5112 Awfully steep. 1.1324 0.04140 68 59 9 0
5113 Our specialty is nest of bird. 1.1324 0.04140 68 59 9 0
5114 They call this 'gastronomy on the edge', but I find the entrées and ambiance quite pedestrian. 1.1324 0.05091 68 61 5 2
5115 I'm sorry, entrées are not in "sides" 1.1324 0.04640 68 60 7 1
5116 If you had wanted a better table, you should have slipped me a larger bill at the reservation desk . 1.1324 0.04140 68 59 9 0
5117 I wouldn't recommend the magnum. 1.1324 0.04640 68 60 7 1
5118 86 the Mrs. 1.1324 0.04640 68 60 7 1
5119 Not to worry; the building only shakes if the wind picks up 1.1324 0.05091 68 61 5 2
5120 This is the last time we’re literally eating out 1.1324 0.04640 68 60 7 1
5121 Please forgive me, Alice. It was only a Freudian slip. I meant to say, “I love you,” but it came out, “I’d be a lot happier if you’d back up just a bit.” 1.1324 0.04640 68 60 7 1
5122 Maybe the next time you could leave a better tip 1.1324 0.04140 68 59 9 0
5123 I’m sorry sir, we do not have an amuse-bouche on the menu. That was just a pigeon. 1.1324 0.04640 68 60 7 1
5124 We think Anti-Pastor needs to be served on the brink... 1.1324 0.05091 68 61 5 2
5125 Don't look down. 1.1324 0.04140 68 59 9 0
5126 Are you enjoying your privacy ? 1.1324 0.04640 68 60 7 1
5127 Catch of the day? Flying fish 1.1324 0.04640 68 60 7 1
5128 We don't get many requests for al fresco. 1.1324 0.04640 68 60 7 1
5129 Today's special appetizer is vengeance. 1.1324 0.04640 68 60 7 1
5130 Oh but it is a very special table, sir. The real Banksy fell to his death on this same ledge two years ago. 1.1324 0.04640 68 60 7 1
5131 Next dumbwaiter crack I lock the bathroom for the duration. 1.1324 0.04640 68 60 7 1
5132 I knew your Groupon to dine atop the Empire State Building was too good to be true... 1.1324 0.05091 68 61 5 2
5133 I promised you a table in 5 minutes, and here it is! 1.1324 0.05091 68 61 5 2
5134 We have trampolines for dessert 1.1324 0.04640 68 60 7 1
5135 This is taking date night to new heights. 1.1324 0.04640 68 60 7 1
5136 Hi folks, my name's Gary and I'll be taking air of you this evening. 1.1324 0.04140 68 59 9 0
5137 He's known for his edgy cuisine. 1.1324 0.04640 68 60 7 1
5138 No dine and ditch tonight. 1.1324 0.04640 68 60 7 1
5139 I checked with the chef and he confirmed that both the DOW Industrials and your complimentary bread are rising. 1.1324 0.05091 68 61 5 2
5140 Al Fresco: Bronx gentrification style. 1.1324 0.04640 68 60 7 1
5141 At Maury's Kitchen we offer only free range, sustainably-sourced German cockroaches. 1.1324 0.05091 68 61 5 2
5142 May I suggest one of our edgier cocktails — either shaken or stirred? 1.1324 0.04140 68 59 9 0
5143 If you are thinking about dining and dashing it's a long way down. 1.1324 0.05091 68 61 5 2
5144 We're taking al fresco to new heights. 1.1324 0.05091 68 61 5 2
5145 Tonight's special is the Roasted Pigeon. The very one who lived his whole life on this ledge. 1.1324 0.04640 68 60 7 1
5146 Would you care for an aperitif to settle the stomach? 1.1324 0.04140 68 59 9 0
5147 Our drop dumplings are excellent, but I think you'll really fall for our endive salad. 1.1324 0.04640 68 60 7 1
5148 And the special tonight is... 'parachute pot pie." 1.1324 0.04640 68 60 7 1
5149 Beaulieu Vineyards 2011 cabernet sauvignon is right for dining al fresco. 1.1324 0.04640 68 60 7 1
5150 I'd prefer to tell you about our dessert specials after the main course. I think you both understand why I say that. 1.1324 0.04640 68 60 7 1
5151 Our prices are really not that steep. 1.1324 0.05091 68 61 5 2
5152 Do try our killer dessert. 1.1324 0.04640 68 60 7 1
5153 No,no. I said the menu is ledgy, not edgy." 1.1324 0.04140 68 59 9 0
5154 I think he resents our insistence on outdoor seating. 1.1324 0.04640 68 60 7 1
5155 Whoo..a far out menu! 1.1324 0.04640 68 60 7 1
5156 All our entrees come with a schmear.... 1.1324 0.04640 68 60 7 1
5157 This is what we call room service with a view. 1.1324 0.04640 68 60 7 1
5158 You wanted something edgy. 1.1324 0.04640 68 60 7 1
5159 Please order before the pigeons arrive for their reservation. 1.1324 0.04640 68 60 7 1
5160 We’re known for our edgy kale salads. 1.1324 0.04140 68 59 9 0
5161 These prices are through the roof. 1.1324 0.05091 68 61 5 2
5162 We get great reviews on Yelp. 1.1304 0.04576 69 61 7 1
5163 Sorry, no candle for you guys. 1.1304 0.04576 69 61 7 1
5164 Well, you asked for uber edgy dining! 1.1304 0.04576 69 61 7 1
5165 Perhaps next time you should tip, Mr. Wilson. 1.1304 0.04084 69 60 9 0
5166 Texting face to face is so much more personal than face time or actually talking 1.1304 0.04084 69 60 9 0
5167 It's so edge of your seat... 1.1304 0.04084 69 60 9 0
5168 I told you a dollar tip for the maitre d' is not enough for a table with a view 1.1304 0.04084 69 60 9 0
5169 The Chef's table is a real honor. 1.1304 0.04084 69 60 9 0
5170 We stand by our promise for an edgy dining experience. 1.1304 0.04576 69 61 7 1
5171 I've heard that everything here is high. 1.1304 0.05020 69 62 5 2
5172 As you can see, the squab looks particularly succulent this evening. 1.1304 0.04084 69 60 9 0
5173 It's the only corner ledge of the whole restaurant. 1.1304 0.04084 69 60 9 0
5174 This Restaurant is on the Cutting Edge 1.1304 0.04084 69 60 9 0
5175 Our clams casino are to die for. 1.1304 0.04576 69 61 7 1
5176 Hmm...no amuse-bouche. 1.1270 0.04796 63 56 6 1
5177 For starters, allow me to recommend our signature "Wedge on a Ledge" 1.1231 0.04107 65 57 8 0
5178 You have to look down to look at the menu. 1.1231 0.04655 65 58 6 1
5179 The waiter will not charge us for the pigeons we catch as long as we tip him well . 1.1231 0.04107 65 57 8 0
5180 I always recommend the clam chowder for those who like to live dangerously. 1.1212 0.04048 66 58 8 0
5181 Madame, Monsieur, you may come back inside if you agree to never disparage the chef again. Qui? 1.1212 0.04588 66 59 6 1
5182 This, of course, is our most visible table, at your request. 1.1212 0.04048 66 58 8 0
5183 Best seat in the house, the view is exceptional! 1.1212 0.04048 66 58 8 0
5184 The chef’s special tonight is Pigeon Deraciné 1.1212 0.04588 66 59 6 1
5185 My name is Al Fresco and I'll be your waiter tonight 1.1212 0.04048 66 58 8 0
5186 It may take a while to get our food. The waiter suffers from agoraphobia and won't come out. 1.1212 0.04588 66 59 6 1
5187 You did request seating for 'high tea,' right? 1.1212 0.04588 66 59 6 1
5188 Either the chef did not appreciate your last YELP review or he watched "Vertigo" last night. 1.1212 0.04048 66 58 8 0
5189 Scoot Scooty Woot Boop Woop. 1.1212 0.04048 66 58 8 0
5190 I would suggest that you could go out on a ledge and order the new chef's special, but you are already there. 1.1212 0.04588 66 59 6 1
5191 I guess "haute cuisine" does equal steep prices. 1.1212 0.04588 66 59 6 1
5192 Madam et Monsieur, the chef created for your delight acrophobia followed by general anxiety. 1.1212 0.04048 66 58 8 0
5193 ... and the special for the day, of course, is squab. This was their perch and they fed on a steady diet of New York’s finest detritus. 1.1212 0.05071 66 60 4 2
5194 Honey, Umm...how did we get here? Oh, who cares just enjoy it, Craig​g. 1.1212 0.04048 66 58 8 0
5195 Edgy dining in Soho" 1.1212 0.04048 66 58 8 0
5196 The newest dining experience: on a ledge 1.1212 0.05071 66 60 4 2
5197 It's dining safety reimagined. 1.1212 0.04048 66 58 8 0
5198 I'm sorry sir, but we 've had some problems with people dining and dashing. 1.1212 0.04588 66 59 6 1
5199 This is the best we could do for a "balcony seat" 1.1212 0.04048 66 58 8 0
5200 Your profile had roof top dining under "interests" 1.1212 0.04048 66 58 8 0
5201 ...I told you - I'm not into tapas, still less a man with facial hair serving hot sauce! Can we go to Nandos instead ? 1.1212 0.05511 66 61 2 3
5202 Sorry, we are out of parachutes. 1.1212 0.04048 66 58 8 0
5203 You're the one who suggested a more exceptional dining experience. 1.1212 0.04048 66 58 8 0
5204 They tell me there's dire circumstances if you complain about the food. 1.1212 0.04588 66 59 6 1
5205 I feel we'll need to leave a really good tip. 1.1212 0.04048 66 58 8 0
5206 Are we feeling adventurous tonight? 1.1212 0.04588 66 59 6 1
5207 Next time maybe you will listen to me when I said make sure you tip the Maître d' 1.1212 0.04048 66 58 8 0
5208 Care for an order of shaking beef? 1.1212 0.04588 66 59 6 1
5209 nks you should stick to water tonight. 1.1212 0.04048 66 58 8 0
5210 He said we will have the out-standing high-end view table. 1.1212 0.04588 66 59 6 1
5211 Honey, I hope the credit card doesn't get rejected 1.1212 0.04048 66 58 8 0
5212 Of course we offer narrow choices when you've requested Standard Outdoor Dining. 1.1212 0.05071 66 60 4 2
5213 you wont be able to see the rest room from there 1.1212 0.04588 66 59 6 1
5214 Hurry! The chef hates to be kept waiting! 1.1212 0.04048 66 58 8 0
5215 You wanted a table by the window. 1.1212 0.04048 66 58 8 0
5216 Oh it’s edgy all right. 1.1212 0.04588 66 59 6 1
5217 Is ZISS far enough from Zee kitchen monsieur? 1.1212 0.04588 66 59 6 1
5218 The squab is particularly fresh . . . 1.1212 0.04588 66 59 6 1
5219 Our restaurant has a cutting edge design 1.1212 0.04588 66 59 6 1
5220 The chicken is best at this altitude. 1.1212 0.04048 66 58 8 0
5221 Nice table but why all the flys 1.1212 0.04048 66 58 8 0
5222 Whatever you do, don't look down! 1.1212 0.04048 66 58 8 0
5223 The new owner is a former Hollywood stuntman. Why do you ask? 1.1212 0.04048 66 58 8 0
5224 Pigeon hors d'oeuvres will be up shortly. 1.1212 0.04048 66 58 8 0
5225 Cliff, you’re taking way too much space. 1.1212 0.05071 66 60 4 2
5226 Tonight's special is braised pigeon confit and is prepared table side. 1.1212 0.04588 66 59 6 1
5227 Tonight's special is pigeon. They will be here shortly. 1.1212 0.04588 66 59 6 1
5228 Your reservation said you wanted a view. 1.1212 0.04048 66 58 8 0
5229 Taking "Living on the Edge" to greater and newer heights. 1.1212 0.04048 66 58 8 0
5230 We have a wonderful fresh baked pigeon today. 1.1212 0.04588 66 59 6 1
5231 Too edgy? 1.1212 0.04588 66 59 6 1
5232 You like Pigeon that much, huh? 1.1212 0.04588 66 59 6 1
5233 May I suggest the Pigeon Au Jus? 1.1212 0.04048 66 58 8 0
5234 As dedicated locavores, I recommend the squab, fresh off the ledge. 1.1212 0.04048 66 58 8 0
5235 So What Do You HIGHLY RECOMMEND! A Look Down, After We Order? What's on the Up and Up Today? 1.1212 0.05071 66 60 4 2
5236 This is San Francisco. 1.1212 0.04588 66 59 6 1
5237 We're strictly farm-to-parapet. 1.1212 0.04048 66 58 8 0
5238 When you last visited, Mr. and Mrs. Jameson, you left no tip. A re-awakening of the senses is in order, no? 1.1212 0.04048 66 58 8 0
5239 You specifically asked for a private, quiet, outdoor, corner table with a spectacular view. So, what's the problem 1.1212 0.04588 66 59 6 1
5240 I'm not sure the Edgy Veggy tasting menu was a good idea. 1.1212 0.04588 66 59 6 1
5241 I hope the souffle I am about to order isn't indicative of our seating! 1.1212 0.04588 66 59 6 1
5242 I may be going out on a ledge here but the salmon is to die for! 1.1212 0.04588 66 59 6 1
5243 ...and would you like to hear the off-the-restaurant entrees? 1.1212 0.04588 66 59 6 1
5244 If I may suggest, Sir, mentioning the Chef's book when making a reservation might get you a better table. 1.1212 0.04048 66 58 8 0
5245 If that seems a little too predictable the Chef can provide an edgier menu. 1.1212 0.04588 66 59 6 1
5246 Might I suggest the Ledge Salad? 1.1212 0.04048 66 58 8 0
5247 Shall I cancel that third glass of wine? 1.1212 0.04048 66 58 8 0
5248 This week’s specials are bird’s nest soup and cloud cake. 1.1212 0.04588 66 59 6 1
5249 Perhaps if you moved to a less "drafty" table I would wait on you... 1.1212 0.04588 66 59 6 1
5250 What did you expect with a $5 tip to the Maitre D & instructions not to be next to the kitchen? 1.1212 0.04588 66 59 6 1
5251 The chef has confirmed that this was exactly what he meant by on the house. 1.1212 0.04588 66 59 6 1
5252 We call it ‘comfort food with an edge.’ 1.1212 0.05071 66 60 4 2
5253 Tonight's Special is Pigeon Pie. 1.1212 0.04048 66 58 8 0
5254 Welcome to the Living-On-The-Edge Bistro. 1.1212 0.04048 66 58 8 0
5255 the lightning will definitely affect the temperature of the vichyssoise! 1.1212 0.04588 66 59 6 1
5256 May I interest you tonight in our going-all-out special? 1.1212 0.04048 66 58 8 0
5257 I like a waiter with altitude. 1.1212 0.04048 66 58 8 0
5258 Yes, this IS the Chef's High Table special dinner. 1.1212 0.04588 66 59 6 1
5259 Ugh, these Americans take forever to order. 1.1212 0.04048 66 58 8 0
5260 Remember, it's not Happy Hour. Don't get tipsy! 1.1212 0.04048 66 58 8 0
5261 This is the edgiest restaurant in town! 1.1212 0.04588 66 59 6 1
5262 And we’re now offereing complimentary seat belts since that little problem that made headlines last week. 1.1212 0.04048 66 58 8 0
5263 I apologize for the draft but the view is spectacular. 1.1212 0.04048 66 58 8 0
5264 I'm sorry. We have a dress code and you have clearly exceeded it. 1.1212 0.04588 66 59 6 1
5265 The polyeurethane should be dry by dessert. 1.1212 0.05071 66 60 4 2
5266 No wine. Can’t afford to be tipsey. 1.1212 0.04048 66 58 8 0
5267 Welcome to Tony’s Bistro! Watch your step. 1.1212 0.04588 66 59 6 1
5268 At Veselka: “The cook just bit a piece of bacon...” “And put it back on the burner? I know, I know he does it all the time” 1.1212 0.04048 66 58 8 0
5269 Dear... Don't you think this pop-up dinner is a bit on the edgy side? 1.1212 0.04048 66 58 8 0
5270 Your hot girlfriend has arrived. 1.1212 0.04048 66 58 8 0
5271 And for our special tonight, we have locally-sourced pigeon stuffed with a savory melange of seeds, bugs, and moldy bread. 1.1212 0.04048 66 58 8 0
5272 Would you like to see our special jump menu? 1.1212 0.04588 66 59 6 1
5273 The specialty of the house is pidgeon 1.1212 0.04048 66 58 8 0
5274 If this table is too windy, we would be happy to move you to the new bathroom seating. 1.1212 0.04048 66 58 8 0
5275 YOU asked for a smoking table. 1.1212 0.05071 66 60 4 2
5276 We pride ourselves in serving the city's edgiest fare. 1.1212 0.04048 66 58 8 0
5277 Your 'eating on the edge' specials are donkey ears macaroon with a black crow confit paired with rocketfuel chasers for your trip down. 1.1212 0.04588 66 59 6 1
5278 The wind can be turbulent, please order now. 1.1212 0.04048 66 58 8 0
5279 NOW do you feel like no one can sneak up behind you? 1.1212 0.04048 66 58 8 0
5280 Nipples? 1.1212 0.04048 66 58 8 0
5281 Don't you dare tell him that I don't speak French 1.1212 0.04048 66 58 8 0
5282 I’ll take the puffer fish 1.1212 0.04588 66 59 6 1
5283 The Pigeon L'orange is especially fresh today. 1.1212 0.05071 66 60 4 2
5284 Yes we do off menu too. 1.1212 0.04588 66 59 6 1
5285 Complain, complain, you come here for the view and you want food also? 1.1212 0.04048 66 58 8 0
5286 All our dinners come with a paid up life insurance policy on the side. 1.1212 0.04588 66 59 6 1
5287 I heard that the food is daring but I like the ambience of the Columbia dorm room restaurant better 1.1212 0.04588 66 59 6 1
5288 You had me at "Pigeon's Rest", five plops rated. 1.1212 0.04588 66 59 6 1
5289 Might I suggest the locally-raised squab 1.1212 0.04048 66 58 8 0
5290 I'll try to find you a server who does aerial work 1.1212 0.05071 66 60 4 2
5291 We take high class dining quite seriously 1.1212 0.04048 66 58 8 0
5292 Today's special is fresh captured local pigeon a la urban. -caught on the 19th floor . 1.1212 0.04048 66 58 8 0
5293 Alledgely this is one of the best restaurants in town! 1.1212 0.04588 66 59 6 1
5294 We're all out of the poached pigeon. 1.1212 0.04048 66 58 8 0
5295 Good evening, I trust you're enjoying our table with the most spectacular view of the City. May I take your drink orders? 1.1212 0.05071 66 60 4 2
5296 I don't know. The steaks seem a bit high. 1.1212 0.04588 66 59 6 1
5297 May I suggest you avoid the vol-au-vent? 1.1212 0.04048 66 58 8 0
5298 Budget al fresco may not be such a good idea 1.1212 0.04048 66 58 8 0
5299 We find this to be the best seating for ultimatums. 1.1212 0.04048 66 58 8 0
5300 All bills include a 500% service charge. 1.1212 0.04588 66 59 6 1
5301 You always say we should try new things. 1.1212 0.04048 66 58 8 0
5302 "Boiled maitre d' is not one of our specials." 1.1212 0.05071 66 60 4 2
5303 Their tiramisu is to die for. You just have to make it through the main course alive. 1.1212 0.04048 66 58 8 0
5304 This isn’t what I meant when I said “open air” ambiance 1.1212 0.04588 66 59 6 1
5305 This evening's specials are Central Park Squab and West Side Highway Squirrel Flatbread 1.1212 0.04588 66 59 6 1
5306 For an extra $20 we'll put an umbrella up to guard you against any unsolicited pigeon accidents. 1.1212 0.04048 66 58 8 0
5307 If monsieur and madame are displeased with the menu then may I suggest we move your table a little closer to the edge of the ledge. 1.1212 0.04048 66 58 8 0
5308 Signor and signorina, it's closing time, and so, with a nod to my personal al dente, take your al fresco two inches further. 1.1212 0.04048 66 58 8 0
5309 Penne for your thoughts. 1.1212 0.04048 66 58 8 0
5310 May I suggest the "lovers' leap" salad, to go. 1.1212 0.04048 66 58 8 0
5311 They said this place was edgy. 1.1212 0.04588 66 59 6 1
5312 The "Leapers Special" is to die for 1.1212 0.04048 66 58 8 0
5313 Our dine and dash days are over! 1.1212 0.04588 66 59 6 1
5314 The last couple tried to run it out on the bill. May they Rest In Peace. 1.1212 0.04048 66 58 8 0
5315 Well, monsieur, if you're afraid of heights I suggest you do not order the vol au vent. 1.1212 0.04048 66 58 8 0
5316 Gotta get these space maneuvers right, Rudi boy! 1.1212 0.04588 66 59 6 1
5317 Is the menu legible, sir? 1.1212 0.04048 66 58 8 0
5318 Honey, I thought you loved high-end dining? 1.1212 0.04048 66 58 8 0
5319 All I said was, “We want to order take-out.” 1.1212 0.05071 66 60 4 2
5320 We do not have flightless birds on the menu 1.1212 0.04048 66 58 8 0
5321 I wouldn't recommend selections from the fowl menu. 1.1212 0.04048 66 58 8 0
5322 Good evening, have you had a chance to look at the menu? 1.1212 0.04588 66 59 6 1
5323 You're paying for the ambience. 1.1212 0.04048 66 58 8 0
5324 And don't try the "there's a fly in my soup" trick. 1.1212 0.04048 66 58 8 0
5325 Sir; May I suggest the "Firemens Rescue Platter "to start? 1.1212 0.04588 66 59 6 1
5326 The pigeon is locally sourced." 1.1212 0.04048 66 58 8 0
5327 The catch of the day is pigeon. 1.1212 0.04588 66 59 6 1
5328 Yes..... the pigeon is fresh" 1.1212 0.04588 66 59 6 1
5329 Tonight's dinner & a movie will conclude with King Kong. 1.1212 0.05071 66 60 4 2
5330 We need your table in half an hour. 1.1212 0.04588 66 59 6 1
5331 The wait for a table without a view will be about an hour and a half, sir. 1.1212 0.04588 66 59 6 1
5332 We call it alto fresco dining. 1.1212 0.04048 66 58 8 0
5333 And the special is locally sourced squab, caught earlier today on this very stoop. 1.1212 0.05071 66 60 4 2
5334 Welcome back. We’ve removed the pigeons from the terrace. This evening’s special is roasted squab. 1.1212 0.04048 66 58 8 0
5335 Haute Cuisine on a Budget 1.1212 0.04048 66 58 8 0
5336 We pride ourselves on cuisine with an edge. 1.1212 0.04588 66 59 6 1
5337 Our special today is pigeon. 1.1212 0.04048 66 58 8 0
5338 I hope you are not expecting table service out there. 1.1212 0.04048 66 58 8 0
5339 I'm afraid the balloon artist is afraid of heights and will not make it to your table. 1.1212 0.04048 66 58 8 0
5340 Rest assured that all items on our menu are exemplars of haute cuisine. 1.1212 0.04048 66 58 8 0
5341 I think we came to the wrong place. The only vegan option on the menu seems to be the menu itself. 1.1212 0.04048 66 58 8 0
5342 The house specialty is pigeon pie. 1.1212 0.04048 66 58 8 0
5343 Our special tonight is freshly caught squab. 1.1212 0.04588 66 59 6 1
5344 All the best stock traders come to this spot. 1.1212 0.05071 66 60 4 2
5345 Well, you wanted a table away from the restrooms.... 1.1212 0.04048 66 58 8 0
5346 The chef makes a great pigeon pie. 1.1212 0.04588 66 59 6 1
5347 Randy, on my count, edge your eyes...NOT YET YOU BUFFOON! Yes okay now! Slowly edge your eyes to the right. Yes, good. Now tell me, is that shady Ratatouille figure still staring at us? 1.1212 0.04048 66 58 8 0
5348 You wanted a table outside. 1.1212 0.04048 66 58 8 0
5349 Ah, to be young and living on the precipice of love. 1.1212 0.04048 66 58 8 0
5350 "Our specials today are brought to you by homing pigeons." 1.1212 0.04048 66 58 8 0
5351 I'm going to go out on a ledge here and recommend the scrod. 1.1212 0.04588 66 59 6 1
5352 Quite right. The owner of "Outre" doesn't speak French. 1.1212 0.05071 66 60 4 2
5353 I don't think he appreciated your asking if Trump dined here. 1.1212 0.04588 66 59 6 1
5354 Yes, I'm sure they said 'terror for two'. 1.1212 0.04588 66 59 6 1
5355 So this is your idea of taking plein-air dining to new heights? 1.1212 0.04588 66 59 6 1
5356 Le spécial today est Pigeon au vin 1.1212 0.04588 66 59 6 1
5357 If you do not wish to perform the functions described on the menu in the event of an emergency, please ask a waiter to put you in the waiting list. 1.1212 0.04588 66 59 6 1
5358 Now you see why our Yelp reviews are so high. 1.1212 0.04588 66 59 6 1
5359 I recommend the brisket with a side of safety harness. 1.1212 0.04048 66 58 8 0
5360 The chef gave you a 1 star rating. 1.1212 0.04588 66 59 6 1
5361 Yes, it is a lovely spot...but I do worry about the pigeons? 1.1212 0.04048 66 58 8 0
5362 But why the picture of the Last Supper? 1.1212 0.04048 66 58 8 0
5363 I hesitate to go out on a ledge with a recommendation. 1.1212 0.04588 66 59 6 1
5364 Honey, I'm excited by your boldness. 1.1212 0.04588 66 59 6 1
5365 Two footlong chili cheese coneys. Would you like fries? 1.1212 0.04048 66 58 8 0
5366 May I suggest a reservation next time, m'seiur? 1.1212 0.04048 66 58 8 0
5367 Our chef has found some excellent local vertigo 1.1212 0.04588 66 59 6 1
5368 May I suggest, the Ledge Salad? 1.1212 0.04588 66 59 6 1
5369 I'd better give them a good tip this time or they won't bring the ladder back. 1.1212 0.04588 66 59 6 1
5370 The special of the day is Roasted Stuffed Pigeon, very fresh. 1.1212 0.04588 66 59 6 1
5371 Yes, the window is open--but the kitchen is closed. 1.1212 0.04048 66 58 8 0
5372 Needless to say, the squab will be amazingly fresh. 1.1212 0.04588 66 59 6 1
5373 It’s part of a new reality show.... Extreme Dining Al Fresco. 1.1212 0.04048 66 58 8 0
5374 There are a lot of people down there rooting for you not to jump. Now, can I interest you in dessert while you think it over? 1.1212 0.04588 66 59 6 1
5375 If he does not take our order in the next 5 minutes, let's just jump out. 1.1212 0.04048 66 58 8 0
5376 Might I suggest the squab, it's very fresh. 1.1212 0.04048 66 58 8 0
5377 And the pigeon droppings are, of course, locally sourced. 1.1212 0.04048 66 58 8 0
5378 When the review said “Eating on the Ledge”, I thought it was a metaphor 1.1212 0.04588 66 59 6 1
5379 Is the pigeon is fresh today? 1.1212 0.05071 66 60 4 2
5380 It’s the only way to make them tip these days 1.1212 0.05071 66 60 4 2
5381 The special for tonight is fried pigeon 1.1212 0.04588 66 59 6 1
5382 Today's special is pick your own squab. 1.1194 0.03991 67 59 8 0
5383 You wrote in your review:"Corner table with a view never available." 1.1194 0.04998 67 61 4 2
5384 ...And our specialty— pigeon stew. 1.1194 0.04523 67 60 6 1
5385 Darling, I don’t see anything to eat. Where are all the vegan, gluten free, grain free, nut free, legume and dairy free selections? 1.1194 0.04523 67 60 6 1
5386 I understand it was a strong wind, but you are gonna need to come back to patio”. 1.1194 0.03991 67 59 8 0
5387 Can I start you off with a round of pigeons? 1.1194 0.04523 67 60 6 1
5388 Edgy-schmedgy, you know I don't like the pigeons. 1.1194 0.04523 67 60 6 1
5389 I'll have the high fructose corn syrup pate with the hydrogenated palm oil glaze. 1.1194 0.03991 67 59 8 0
5390 Is the pigeon cacciatore locally sourced? 1.1194 0.04523 67 60 6 1
5391 Our special tonight is squab. 1.1194 0.03991 67 59 8 0
5392 Just be thankful. At least the Jill Stein supporters get a seat. 1.1148 0.04115 61 54 7 0
5393 I’m going with ledge steak and edifice beans. You? 1.1111 0.03991 63 56 7 0
5394 The pigeon is so fresh they let you pick your own right from the roof ledge. 1.1111 0.03991 63 56 7 0
5395 Below you are the dessert selections. The elevator is broken, so I suggest you choose one now. 1.1111 0.03991 63 56 7 0
5396 At least we haven't started separating couples. Next time,however,you may want to pay the fee for reserved seats. 1.1094 0.03932 64 57 7 0
5397 “If you are unhappy with that table, we have an opening next to the tortilla grill in the window of the restaurant.” 1.1094 0.04519 64 58 5 1
5398 hurry up and order i need your tip before my shift ends 1.1094 0.03932 64 57 7 0
5399 Dr. Perlmutter, can you explain to me one more time what “exposure therapy” is? 1.1094 0.04519 64 58 5 1
5400 The mussels are to die for. 1.1094 0.03932 64 57 7 0
5401 Their locavore special is squab 1.1094 0.03932 64 57 7 0
5402 Others HAVE complained about finding pigeon poo in their dinners, so I suggest that you get the Alfredo sauce, sir. 1.1094 0.03932 64 57 7 0
5403 Jeez Margie, when you said you wanted to take date night to a new level, I didn't think you meant literally. 1.1094 0.03932 64 57 7 0
5404 Well honey, you did as for somewhere near the window... 1.1094 0.04519 64 58 5 1
5405 I think we better leave a big tip if we want the waiter to help us get up from our chairs. 1.1094 0.03932 64 57 7 0
5406 The city is breathtaking this time of year, isn't it? 1.1094 0.03932 64 57 7 0
5407 This is our best table with a view. 1.1094 0.03932 64 57 7 0
5408 I'm terribly sorry, but room service only offers services that's inside room. 1.1094 0.03932 64 57 7 0
5409 Can I get you a stiff cocktail before dinner? 1.1094 0.03932 64 57 7 0
5410 You said you wanted a window seat 1.1094 0.04519 64 58 5 1
5411 The free range chicken is to die for 1.1094 0.04519 64 58 5 1
5412 I think this menu is over the edge ! 1.1094 0.03932 64 57 7 0
5413 The wine you ordered is past its shelf life. 1.1094 0.03932 64 57 7 0
5414 I told you it was edgy. 1.1094 0.04519 64 58 5 1
5415 May I recommend our very fresh Pigeon a la Wall Street? 1.1094 0.03932 64 57 7 0
5416 Freshest squab in the city. 1.1094 0.03932 64 57 7 0
5417 This week's special is native pigeon. 1.1094 0.03932 64 57 7 0
5418 If I may take the edge off of making a decision.... 1.1094 0.03932 64 57 7 0
5419 The pigeons are extra 1.1094 0.04519 64 58 5 1
5420 WiFi password is WilliamColby. One word. No space. First letter of each word capitalized. 1.1094 0.03932 64 57 7 0
5421 Our al fresco special today is bird seed granola. 1.1094 0.03932 64 57 7 0
5422 Everyone does pick your own lobster. We thought selecting your own squab would help us stand out. 1.1094 0.03932 64 57 7 0
5423 Well, at least they did seat us by the bathroom again. 1.1094 0.03932 64 57 7 0
5424 Waiting for Joe Blow 1.1094 0.04519 64 58 5 1
5425 Sorry! You can live on the edge. Or die on the edge. But not dine on the edge! 1.1094 0.04519 64 58 5 1
5426 Our prices are falling. 1.1094 0.04519 64 58 5 1
5427 The special tonight is filet of mock pterosaur with vernaise sauce. 1.1094 0.04519 64 58 5 1
5428 I hear the Sole Meunière is to die for. 1.1094 0.03932 64 57 7 0
5429 If you're locavores, I suggest the squab. 1.1094 0.03932 64 57 7 0
5430 Welcome to Le Pigeon. 1.1094 0.04519 64 58 5 1
5431 Our special today is the Prime Rib; It comes with a packed chute and to pull the ripcord, just remove the bone. - Tyler King 1.1094 0.04519 64 58 5 1
5432 Sorry I can't come out to serve you. We already lost one server when he tried to push in a chair. 1.1094 0.04519 64 58 5 1
5433 May I suggest tonight's special, a parachute à la carte. 1.1094 0.04519 64 58 5 1
5434 . . . 50 % off if you catch the pigeon yourself. 1.1094 0.03932 64 57 7 0
5435 ...psst honey, YOU were the one who wanted to go to more edgy restaurants! 1.1094 0.03932 64 57 7 0
5436 Just keep calm and carnivore on. 1.1094 0.03932 64 57 7 0
5437 Atleast I could jump off if I don't like my date! 1.1094 0.03932 64 57 7 0
5438 The squab is fresh tonight. 1.1094 0.04519 64 58 5 1
5439 Excuse me sir, gratuity is not included in the bill. Perhaps you might like to reconsider your tip amount...quite windy this evening... 1.1094 0.03932 64 57 7 0
5440 I’m confused honey. No where on the menu does it say “men with big noses” 1.1094 0.03932 64 57 7 0
5441 This is the new "White House Staffers" section. 1.1094 0.03932 64 57 7 0
5442 The chocolate cake's to die for. 1.1094 0.03932 64 57 7 0
5443 They say this new Air F&B is refreshing... 1.1094 0.04519 64 58 5 1
5444 Well, best view _out_ of the house technically. 1.1094 0.03932 64 57 7 0
5445 Our entree special is fresh pigeon." 1.1094 0.03932 64 57 7 0
5446 May I tempt you with our specialty— ledge grown squab with wild rice and apricot glaze? 1.1094 0.05038 64 59 3 2
5447 I'd order something the pigeons don't like. 1.1094 0.03932 64 57 7 0
5448 Please don't make the server edgy today! 1.1094 0.03932 64 57 7 0
5449 try not to look intimidated darling ..just order desert ... 1.1094 0.04519 64 58 5 1
5450 Fresh and local? Try the squab. 1.1094 0.03932 64 57 7 0
5451 When I said potatoes on the side, I meant of the plate, not the building. 1.1094 0.03932 64 57 7 0
5452 Should we try something not on the regular menu? 1.1094 0.03932 64 57 7 0
5453 Anchovies, yes, anchovies. 1.1094 0.03932 64 57 7 0
5454 I hope our ledge dining is private enough for you on this, what appears to be, special occasion! My name is Jitters and I will be serving your meals by drone today. Would you like to start with drinks and/or appetizers? 1.1094 0.03932 64 57 7 0
5455 Beware the Alfredo 1.1094 0.03932 64 57 7 0
5456 Yes, you did say that the restaurant was edgy. 1.1094 0.03932 64 57 7 0
5457 Not exactly the breakfast at Tiffany’s I expected. 1.1094 0.03932 64 57 7 0
5458 You DID request a table with the best view. 1.1094 0.03932 64 57 7 0
5459 Tonight's special: squab al fresco. 1.1094 0.04519 64 58 5 1
5460 Pigeon protection is extra 1.1094 0.04519 64 58 5 1
5461 Honey, I heard the catfish is so spicy that it’ll knock you out of your seat. 1.1094 0.04519 64 58 5 1
5462 May I suggest the chef's special squab surprise? 1.1094 0.04519 64 58 5 1
5463 “Would you like to hear the specials for tonight or we do have a dine and drop option” 1.1094 0.04519 64 58 5 1
5464 You ask for al fresco your get al fresco 1.1094 0.03932 64 57 7 0
5465 This is not what I meant by “Something different” 1.1094 0.03932 64 57 7 0
5466 I’m going to have the Ledge Salad with bleu cheese. How about you? 1.1094 0.03932 64 57 7 0
5467 The food's p good you should have some wine too but like don't fall down haha! 1.1094 0.03932 64 57 7 0
5468 May I suggest still water? 1.1094 0.03932 64 57 7 0
5469 You said that you wanted to go somewhere edgy. 1.1094 0.03932 64 57 7 0
5470 How do you like our new al fresco area? 1.1094 0.04519 64 58 5 1
5471 what is dis, a freakin restaurant for birds?? only in new york! 1.1094 0.03932 64 57 7 0
5472 " Order what you want, it's on the house." 1.1094 0.03932 64 57 7 0
5473 You did ask for al fresco 1.1094 0.03932 64 57 7 0
5474 You don't think you're being a little too leisurely about talking him off the ledge? 1.1094 0.03932 64 57 7 0
5475 Requests for this table have skyrocketed this year 1.1094 0.03932 64 57 7 0
5476 I’ll order a risk-burger 1.1094 0.04519 64 58 5 1
5477 For some reason I feel a bit edgy tonight. 1.1094 0.03932 64 57 7 0
5478 Think of it as a Box Seat 1.1094 0.03932 64 57 7 0
5479 You had to insist on open air dining! 1.1094 0.04519 64 58 5 1
5480 Hope you enjoy your dinner - so your time with us won't be truncated. 1.1094 0.03932 64 57 7 0
5481 I highly recommend the stuffed pigeon, which, as you might guess, is local. 1.1094 0.03932 64 57 7 0
5482 They say the squab is " Drop Dead Fresh". 1.1094 0.03932 64 57 7 0
5483 Is the ambience to your satisfaction? 1.1094 0.03932 64 57 7 0
5484 Our off-the-menu special tonight is fresh pigeon" 1.1094 0.04519 64 58 5 1
5485 The suicide lunch special is a lobster dish to die for! 1.1094 0.04519 64 58 5 1
5486 Floyd & Karen thought “edgy” for her birthday dining experience 1.1094 0.03932 64 57 7 0
5487 I suggest the pidgeon, which is verrry locally-sourced. 1.1094 0.04519 64 58 5 1
5488 Maybe we should have given him a $20 1.1094 0.04519 64 58 5 1
5489 The chef tells me we are out of fresh pigeon tonight. 1.1094 0.04519 64 58 5 1
5490 Such ambiance... 1.1094 0.04519 64 58 5 1
5491 In keeping with our "Local Ingredient" emphasis, I recommend the pidgeon. 1.1094 0.04519 64 58 5 1
5492 How about something less dizzying than poultry? 1.1094 0.04519 64 58 5 1
5493 My name is Al. Fresco that is 1.1094 0.03932 64 57 7 0
5494 I’m sorry sir, but we do not have an amouse-bouche today. That was just a pigeon. 1.1094 0.03932 64 57 7 0
5495 This is what we mean by edgy cuisine. 1.1094 0.03932 64 57 7 0
5496 I'm sorry, that table is reserved. 1.1094 0.04519 64 58 5 1
5497 If you have a complaint about the meal, just throw it over . . . 1.1094 0.04519 64 58 5 1
5498 No souffle out here; it might fall. 1.1077 0.03875 65 58 7 0
5499 You are my masterpiece. This is way more fun than skin suits. 1.1077 0.03875 65 58 7 0
5500 Honey trust me. Hanna Goldfield wrote last week, “The edgy dishes of this restaurant will take you to new heights in haute cuisine.” 1.1077 0.03875 65 58 7 0
5501 Our Death By Chocolate is to die for. 1.1077 0.03875 65 58 7 0
5502 We don't have a lot of return cudtomers. 1.1077 0.04452 65 59 5 1
5503 I don't think I'll frequent the salad bar tonight honey. 1.1077 0.04452 65 59 5 1
5504 Thanks to you, our special tonight is grilled pigeon with a chili rosemary sauce. 1.1077 0.03875 65 58 7 0
5505 They call me, 'Acro'. I'll be your server. 1.1077 0.03875 65 58 7 0
5506 The special this evening is pidgeon. 1.1077 0.03875 65 58 7 0
5507 You requested corner table, al fresco, n'est-ce pas? 1.1077 0.04452 65 59 5 1
5508 As you can see, our squab is locally sourced 1.1077 0.03875 65 58 7 0
5509 Your personal chef, Guido, doesn't take kindly to substitutions, and might I suggest an appetizer before your 4th round? 1.1077 0.03875 65 58 7 0
5510 He's not sharing her with anyone! 1.1077 0.03875 65 58 7 0
5511 I may be going out on a ledge here but might I recommend the in house special. 1.1077 0.03875 65 58 7 0
5512 I'm sorry, but if you're going to sit in the smoking section, you must smoke. 1.1077 0.03875 65 58 7 0
5513 I recommend our Ledge'n Daring Daiquiri. 1.1077 0.03875 65 58 7 0
5514 Yes, our prices are high, but it's the best view in town. 1.1077 0.04452 65 59 5 1
5515 Might I recommend our Himalayan cocktail for starters, double shots of bourbon, gin, vodka, scotch and a twist of Himalayan lime? 1.1077 0.03875 65 58 7 0
5516 You said you wanted a place with a view. 1.1077 0.03875 65 58 7 0
5517 It's the only smoking table left in the city, 1.1077 0.03875 65 58 7 0
5518 You asked if the pigeon was fresh 1.1077 0.04452 65 59 5 1
5519 Remember, don't leave crumbs lying around and DON'T feed the pigeons. 1.1077 0.03875 65 58 7 0
5520 This is relationship control to the next level. 1.1061 0.03819 66 59 7 0
5521 I told you I’ve been out on a limb. 1.1000 0.03906 60 54 6 0
5522 I recommend the Bouillabaisse Jump. 1.1000 0.04572 60 55 4 1
5523 I'm sorry I ever mentioned shelf-life! 1.1000 0.03906 60 54 6 0
5524 It's troubling I don't see any pigeons here. 1.1000 0.04572 60 55 4 1
5525 It's alfresco without the crowds 1.1000 0.03906 60 54 6 0
5526 OK maybe don’t get the chili. 1.1000 0.03906 60 54 6 0
5527 I would have brought bread to your table already, but the pigeons have been quite gluttonous this week.. 1.1000 0.04572 60 55 4 1
5528 I've heard you're a big tipper. 1.1000 0.04572 60 55 4 1
5529 I warned him that table-side salads were a bad idea. 1.1000 0.04572 60 55 4 1
5530 I hear the pigeon is very fresh. 1.1000 0.03906 60 54 6 0
5531 Sorry folks, but we're fresh out of pigeon. 1.1000 0.03906 60 54 6 0
5532 Another alleged table for two. So, that about dine and dash. 1.1000 0.04572 60 55 4 1
5533 Yes the waiter! He looks like you but.....sexier. 1.1000 0.04572 60 55 4 1
5534 Our Pigeon Excrement pâté is exquisite. Do with that what you will. 1.1000 0.03906 60 54 6 0
5535 How do you like our new "out fresco" dinning? 1.1000 0.03906 60 54 6 0
5536 What should me get for an encore? 1.1000 0.03906 60 54 6 0
5537 Well, the squab is out for me. 1.1000 0.03906 60 54 6 0
5538 I am going to go out on a limb and order the filet. 1.1000 0.04572 60 55 4 1
5539 So this is New York's famous rooftop dining. 1.1000 0.03906 60 54 6 0
5540 You can always leave 1.1000 0.03906 60 54 6 0
5541 I'd recommend something other than the "Sesame Tuna" with the amount of pigeons out tonite also no bread at this table" I hope you enjoy your dining experience here at the " Ledge" 1.1000 0.04572 60 55 4 1
5542 The suicide special today is old clams." 1.1000 0.04572 60 55 4 1
5543 Last week some people fell off the ledge, so we recycled them on the menu as our in-house rooftop vegetables. 1.1000 0.04572 60 55 4 1
5544 Can I get you started on some pigeon foie gras? 1.1000 0.04572 60 55 4 1
5545 The chef's special comes with a parachute. 1.1000 0.04572 60 55 4 1
5546 You thought dining in the dark heightened your taste bud experience! 1.1000 0.03906 60 54 6 0
5547 The menu has a certain ledge majesty. 1.1000 0.03906 60 54 6 0
5548 My name is Christopher and I will definitely not be your server this evening. 1.1000 0.03906 60 54 6 0
5549 I'm assuming that you ran out of candles and are sitting outside to have a candlelight dinner? 1.1000 0.03906 60 54 6 0
5550 I hear the chicken a la soot is to die for. 1.1000 0.03906 60 54 6 0
5551 I can assure you this table has the best view of the city. 1.1000 0.03906 60 54 6 0
5552 Welcome to the Edge - My name is Pigeon and I will be your waiter. 1.1000 0.03906 60 54 6 0
5553 And this evening you will be dining on the very edge of haute cuisine... 1.1000 0.03906 60 54 6 0
5554 This is not what I thought you meant when you said we were dining "al fresco"... 1.1000 0.03906 60 54 6 0
5555 I told you not to ask for a plastic straw. 1.1000 0.03906 60 54 6 0
5556 I’d say the pigeon special tonight is to die for. 1.1000 0.04572 60 55 4 1
5557 To say ‘there is a lot riding on your entree selection, Purvis’ would be a gross understatement.” 1.1000 0.03906 60 54 6 0
5558 This doesn't compare to our last Paris trip. 1.1000 0.04572 60 55 4 1
5559 I want something to keep the edge on. 1.1000 0.03906 60 54 6 0
5560 So the terrace view we requested has certainly exceeded expectations. 1.1000 0.03906 60 54 6 0
5561 Welcome to our al fresco dining experience. 1.1000 0.04572 60 55 4 1
5562 Can I start you off with some carabiners? 1.1000 0.03906 60 54 6 0
5563 Tonight’s special is pigeon with a side of life insurance. 1.1000 0.03906 60 54 6 0
5564 I suddenly have a craving for a well balanced meal. 1.1000 0.03906 60 54 6 0
5565 Gone with the food. 1.1000 0.03906 60 54 6 0
5566 Look, if you wanted breakfast on a sunny terrace and a room to yourselves you should have gone with a hotel. 1.1000 0.03906 60 54 6 0
5567 Yelp did say it would be an experience... 1.1000 0.03906 60 54 6 0
5568 It's an edgy new menu. 1.1000 0.03906 60 54 6 0
5569 Our pidgeon is the freshest in town. 1.1000 0.03906 60 54 6 0
5570 May I recommend the pulled pork? 1.1000 0.03906 60 54 6 0
5571 I recommend the flying fish which we catch right off this ledge. 1.1000 0.03906 60 54 6 0
5572 You must try our Pigeon En Volant. 1.1000 0.04572 60 55 4 1
5573 The Sommelier is available by cell phone. 1.1000 0.04572 60 55 4 1
5574 your last meal is on the house Mam" 1.1000 0.04572 60 55 4 1
5575 The Heath Ledger gave us a star. 1.1000 0.04572 60 55 4 1
5576 What else would you like for your last meals? 1.1000 0.03906 60 54 6 0
5577 Don't look now, but the waiter is tethered to the building! 1.1000 0.03906 60 54 6 0
5578 The chef has declined to prepare the fugu you brought with you. 1.1000 0.03906 60 54 6 0
5579 What does the chef recommend? A quiet table in the corner. 1.1000 0.03906 60 54 6 0
5580 .... Trying our new drug free way to eat out while you feel high... 1.1000 0.03906 60 54 6 0
5581 I assure you, Monsieur and Madame, that this is what edginess we provide. 1.1000 0.03906 60 54 6 0
5582 Our ledge-to-table special is pigeon with escargots. 1.1000 0.03906 60 54 6 0
5583 You slipped the maitre d five dollars!? 1.1000 0.03906 60 54 6 0
5584 Would you like to hear our "Last Meal" special? 1.1000 0.03906 60 54 6 0
5585 No drinks ordered yet so why do I feel high? 1.1000 0.03906 60 54 6 0
5586 We purposelessly put the fly in the soup. 1.1000 0.03906 60 54 6 0
5587 Urban drollery or a strained pun? 1.1000 0.03906 60 54 6 0
5588 Looks like they are not happy with the prices. Watch for them to try to leave without paying. Let the ledge down quickly! 1.1000 0.04572 60 55 4 1
5589 I'm sorry. The cook says we've run out of steak tartare. May I recommend the raw pigeon? 1.1000 0.03906 60 54 6 0
5590 The langostini are especially revolting, if monsieur needs a bit of encouragement. 1.1000 0.03906 60 54 6 0
5591 Look at the bright side, you're not near the restroom and you can smoke." 1.1000 0.03906 60 54 6 0
5592 Well, next time don't make reservations for the city view seating! 1.1000 0.03906 60 54 6 0
5593 Our special du jour: All the squab you can catch. 1.1000 0.03906 60 54 6 0
5594 I highly recommend our pigeon cacciatore. 1.1000 0.03906 60 54 6 0
5595 I must ask you to hurry with your order--we have a pigeon convention coming in for the second seating. 1.1000 0.03906 60 54 6 0
5596 I would suggest that you skip the sliders. 1.1000 0.03906 60 54 6 0
5597 I'm sorry, we don't have a liquor license. 1.1000 0.03906 60 54 6 0
5598 Think of this as a 'five story, high quality' experience. 1.1000 0.03906 60 54 6 0
5599 Even *this* table was almost impossible to get. 1.1000 0.04572 60 55 4 1
5600 As you requested, "far away from the kitchen". 1.1000 0.03906 60 54 6 0
5601 ...Bumble or Tinder? 1.1000 0.03906 60 54 6 0
5602 The stuffed pigeon would be the freshest item. 1.1000 0.03906 60 54 6 0
5603 This is where they put you when you complain about Siberia. 1.1000 0.03906 60 54 6 0
5604 May I suggest the Rock Dove... 1.1000 0.04572 60 55 4 1
5605 now you two are going to sit there and pretend to eat a fancy italian meal for two hours while i sit here in my waiter costume and jerk off to it. i'm the weirdest pervert on earth 1.1000 0.04572 60 55 4 1
5606 I recommend the locally sourced squab special. 1.1000 0.03906 60 54 6 0
5607 Was that your phone or mine? 1.1000 0.04572 60 55 4 1
5608 Edgy are we? 1.1000 0.03906 60 54 6 0
5609 Just a reminder, folks: Only one glass of wine each can be served at our special outdoor-vista table. 1.1000 0.04572 60 55 4 1
5610 Sir insisted on al fresco dining. 1.1000 0.03906 60 54 6 0
5611 I think I will have the pigeon stew. 1.1000 0.03906 60 54 6 0
5612 Please inform your waiter of any phobias. 1.1000 0.04572 60 55 4 1
5613 Well, you should've made your reservation earlier. 1.1000 0.04572 60 55 4 1
5614 Welcome to Living on the Edge Cafe. 1.1000 0.04572 60 55 4 1
5615 The squab is locally sourced and very fresh! 1.1000 0.03906 60 54 6 0
5616 Yes, the lady will have the gluten-free bread crumbs with duck frites and I’ll have the rotisserie bird seed with curry fondue. 1.1000 0.04572 60 55 4 1
5617 Pidgeon is our specialty tonight, and every night. 1.1000 0.04572 60 55 4 1
5618 You get a nice view of the drive thru! 1.1000 0.03906 60 54 6 0
5619 Pigeon is the catch of the day. 1.1000 0.04572 60 55 4 1
5620 Street tacos — coming right up. 1.1000 0.03906 60 54 6 0
5621 A quiet table with a view! Would you like those waters with or without ice? 1.1000 0.03906 60 54 6 0
5622 There is no catch of the day. 1.1000 0.03906 60 54 6 0
5623 You know this is an edgy restaurant. 1.1000 0.03906 60 54 6 0
5624 Perhaps NOW you understand our special "cuisine with an edge?" 1.1000 0.03906 60 54 6 0
5625 We offer a cutting edge dining experience. 1.0984 0.03845 61 55 6 0
5626 When I asked for a table outside, they didn't mention they were on the sixth floor! 1.0984 0.04499 61 56 4 1
5627 We also have a roasted pigeon with droppings on the side. 1.0984 0.03845 61 55 6 0
5628 No darling. Let’s not order a gluten free, sugar free, fat free, cholesterol free, this free, that free burger. Instead let’s order a check free dish. 1.0984 0.04499 61 56 4 1
5629 I recommend the pigeon. It's the freshest in the city. 1.0984 0.03845 61 55 6 0
5630 We used to have a dine & dash problem. 1.0984 0.03845 61 55 6 0
5631 Ok Bob, No Screwing Around with the Tip this time ! 1.0984 0.03845 61 55 6 0
5632 I didn’t think “republic on the precipice” would be so literal. 1.0984 0.03845 61 55 6 0
5633 Yes, it was more romantic last summer in Paris, but now we're back in New York City. 1.0984 0.04499 61 56 4 1
5634 Would you like to get a jumpstart with some appetizers? 1.0984 0.03845 61 55 6 0
5635 Have I mentioned that I have a fear of heights?! 1.0984 0.04499 61 56 4 1
5636 You can associate the pork dumplings with free pigeon dumping. Service not guaranteed 1.0984 0.04499 61 56 4 1
5637 Our special today is wings 1.0984 0.04499 61 56 4 1
5638 The restroom is three floors down. 1.0984 0.04499 61 56 4 1
5639 I may be going out on a ledge here, but may I suggest the pigeon. 1.0984 0.03845 61 55 6 0
5640 Of course. First Mr. and Ms. Special wanted a view, now they want locally sourced. 1.0984 0.04499 61 56 4 1
5641 You did ask to order off-menu. 1.0984 0.03845 61 55 6 0
5642 The chef has prepared a special three course menu this evening featuring fresh pigeon. 1.0984 0.03845 61 55 6 0
5643 Not that corner table. 1.0984 0.04499 61 56 4 1
5644 I don't think the "pigeon experience" is for me. 1.0984 0.03845 61 55 6 0
5645 Maybe I should have slipped him a better tip when I asked for a private table. 1.0984 0.03845 61 55 6 0
5646 I am on the ledge about this big meal. 1.0984 0.04499 61 56 4 1
5647 They only had reservations outside for the next 18 months. 1.0984 0.03845 61 55 6 0
5648 The terrace closed, Mr. Kushner. 1.0984 0.04499 61 56 4 1
5649 We call it the "Pigeon Experience." 1.0984 0.03845 61 55 6 0
5650 The goose is to die for. 1.0984 0.03845 61 55 6 0
5651 When you made the reservation, I wish you had not told them we are Circus acrobats. 1.0984 0.03845 61 55 6 0
5652 We call it Xtreme al fresco. 1.0984 0.03845 61 55 6 0
5653 Sparkling, flat or whatever Mother Nature provides? 1.0984 0.04499 61 56 4 1
5654 Honey there are no prices on the menu Dear this is the new Four Seasons 2.0 Don’t ask and they don’t tell. 1.0984 0.04499 61 56 4 1
5655 Of course, the dove eggs are locally sourced. 1.0984 0.04499 61 56 4 1
5656 When you said you wanted to dine al fresco, I didn't know you wanted to eat here! 1.0984 0.03845 61 55 6 0
5657 Might I recommend the roast squab? It's locally-sourced. 1.0984 0.03845 61 55 6 0
5658 Today’s special is wild-caught salmon 1.0984 0.03845 61 55 6 0
5659 Would you please order? I have miles of rooftops to go before I sleep. 1.0984 0.04499 61 56 4 1
5660 We have a special on pigeons. 1.0984 0.04499 61 56 4 1
5661 Apparently, "Going through the roof" ad was not about seating ... 1.0984 0.03845 61 55 6 0
5662 So what's your problem? It does has a high-end edgy ambiance. 1.0984 0.04499 61 56 4 1
5663 Pigeon poop should be the least of your worries. 1.0984 0.04499 61 56 4 1
5664 All our menu items are safe, gluten-free and low on saturated fat. 1.0984 0.03845 61 55 6 0
5665 Dad, this is not taking mom out for dinner. 1.0984 0.05070 61 57 2 2
5666 Welcome to Mylo’s “ledge to table” Bistro, my name’s Tito and I’ll be your server this evening. May I recommend the the roast squab tonight? It’s exceptionally fresh today 1.0984 0.04499 61 56 4 1
5667 you seem a bit on edge lately... 1.0984 0.03845 61 55 6 0
5668 You must be the couple that gave us one star for our view. 1.0984 0.04499 61 56 4 1
5669 I'll have your meal ready just as soon as it lands. 1.0984 0.04499 61 56 4 1
5670 No snide remarks about the Specials or else! 1.0984 0.03845 61 55 6 0
5671 Did you bring my hemorrhoid cream? 1.0984 0.04499 61 56 4 1
5672 Not what I envisioned when the review raved "edgy". 1.0984 0.03845 61 55 6 0
5673 We would appreciate nothing less than a 5 star review for our ledge table. 1.0984 0.03845 61 55 6 0
5674 You asked for a table by the window, right? 1.0984 0.04499 61 56 4 1
5675 At dusk, the gulls will head for their next, so I hope you two are sufficiently gullible. 1.0984 0.03845 61 55 6 0
5676 I'm going to have to ask you to come down. I asked if you wanted the black eyed peas, not a balcony seat. 1.0984 0.04499 61 56 4 1
5677 Today’s special is rooftop trout 1.0984 0.03845 61 55 6 0
5678 Well, you see this is all I could manage last minute for outdoor seating. If not, the rooftop bar is open. 1.0984 0.03845 61 55 6 0
5679 This was not quite what I had in mind when I suggested we dine al fresco 1.0984 0.03845 61 55 6 0
5680 A little edgy tonight,are we? 1.0984 0.03845 61 55 6 0
5681 So, this is what you mean by edgy? Saun Ellis, New Milford CT 1.0984 0.03845 61 55 6 0
5682 I’m thinking you want to see our edgy menu selections . 1.0984 0.03845 61 55 6 0
5683 This radio contest prize package was announced as dinner with an unforgettable view, without the steep price. 1.0984 0.03845 61 55 6 0
5684 M'sieur, Madame, your six guests have arrived. They'll be joining you in a moment. 1.0984 0.03845 61 55 6 0
5685 We're trying a new concept by combining our exclusive dining on the terrace with Fear Factor. Sadly, we've had difficulties in getting positive Yelp comments. 1.0984 0.05070 61 57 2 2
5686 Our special tonight is Wild Pigeon al Fresco. 1.0984 0.03845 61 55 6 0
5687 Well, what did you want to tell me? 1.0984 0.04499 61 56 4 1
5688 Ah, Martha's" Savory Fall Stew " ! 1.0984 0.05070 61 57 2 2
5689 Well that’s a tall order! 1.0984 0.04499 61 56 4 1
5690 Here is the best view of the house...across the street sir. 1.0984 0.04499 61 56 4 1
5691 I don''t recommend the vol-au-vent. 1.0984 0.04499 61 56 4 1
5692 Our specialty is the One Starred Yelper Pancake. 1.0984 0.04499 61 56 4 1
5693 If you two insist upon living on the edge, may I advise against drinking any more Harvey Wallbangers? 1.0984 0.04499 61 56 4 1
5694 Elevated dining does have drawbacks. Dessert this evening will put you over the weight code requirement. 1.0984 0.04499 61 56 4 1
5695 Hurry. Your mother's waiting. 1.0984 0.04499 61 56 4 1
5696 If you need anything 1.0984 0.03845 61 55 6 0
5697 This isn’t what I meant when I said we should start living on the edge. 1.0984 0.03845 61 55 6 0
5698 We provide the most complete haute cuisine experience! 1.0984 0.03845 61 55 6 0
5699 May I suggest you go out on a ledge and try the calamari? 1.0984 0.03845 61 55 6 0
5700 You’re lucky we could accommodate you. The last party left very hastily. And they forgot to leave a tip. 1.0984 0.03845 61 55 6 0
5701 The last White House staffer that wanted to dine here sued us when we refused them a table. 1.0984 0.03845 61 55 6 0
5702 Can you back up just a little more Omarose. 1.0984 0.03845 61 55 6 0
5703 Yes,this is "al fresco". 1.0984 0.04499 61 56 4 1
5704 Just...just don’t fuck with the pigeons, okay, Senator? 1.0984 0.03845 61 55 6 0
5705 You know, Dave, one more cartoon like this one, and I'm going to be thoroughly convinced that nobody but white people eat out! 1.0984 0.03845 61 55 6 0
5706 What do you mean "We'll get our meal to go?" 1.0984 0.04499 61 56 4 1
5707 Sir, of course. Our pigeon is sourced locally. 1.0984 0.04499 61 56 4 1
5708 The guano is fresh every night. 1.0984 0.03845 61 55 6 0
5709 Why did you think the Times' reviewer called our bistro 'edgy'? 1.0984 0.03845 61 55 6 0
5710 ''One the edge experience? Not until I bring your food! 1.0984 0.04499 61 56 4 1
5711 Reginald dear, I'm going to have the blackened red fish. So will I Gwendolyn, yes tonight we'll live like there's no tomorrow. And Reginald if it isn't prepared correctly I'm going to really make a scene! 1.0984 0.03845 61 55 6 0
5712 There is a shortcut to the bathroom,if you're in a hurry. 1.0984 0.03845 61 55 6 0
5713 Tonight's specials include the Parachute Au Jus. 1.0984 0.03845 61 55 6 0
5714 I will bring your ashtray momentarily. 1.0984 0.03845 61 55 6 0
5715 summer 'eave' 1.0984 0.04499 61 56 4 1
5716 Sir, you did choose "al fresco a proprio rischio" over "al fresco". 1.0984 0.03845 61 55 6 0
5717 So, how's that smoking section working for you? 1.0984 0.04499 61 56 4 1
5718 Our menu also includes some edgier items. 1.0984 0.03845 61 55 6 0
5719 We hope you like our new, ledgier menu." 1.0984 0.03845 61 55 6 0
5720 Can I suggest something on the menu a little less edgy? 1.0984 0.04499 61 56 4 1
5721 The flying squid is quite marvelous!” 1.0984 0.03845 61 55 6 0
5722 We should have made a reservation! 1.0984 0.03845 61 55 6 0
5723 By definition, what we have is haute cuisine" 1.0984 0.03845 61 55 6 0
5724 You two are seated at a table on the ledge of a building. 1.0984 0.03845 61 55 6 0
5725 Well Marvin and Gail did tell us this cuisine was edgy. 1.0984 0.03845 61 55 6 0
5726 I apologize...I thought monsieur had ordered a Fresca 1.0984 0.03845 61 55 6 0
5727 We lost our sidewalk seating 1.0984 0.03845 61 55 6 0
5728 Welcome to "La Maison Pigeon". My name is Robin and I'll be your server this evening. 1.0984 0.04499 61 56 4 1
5729 So this is your idea of a quiet and cozy corner? 1.0984 0.03845 61 55 6 0
5730 Hmm, pork, fish, chicken or beef, whaddayathink? 1.0984 0.03845 61 55 6 0
5731 I'm thinking that that table by the kitchen doors isn't so bad after all.... 1.0984 0.03845 61 55 6 0
5732 Honey, I thought you said this place had atmosphere. 1.0984 0.03845 61 55 6 0
5733 Our special tonight is Baronnet de Pigeon Farci. 1.0984 0.04499 61 56 4 1
5734 Semi banned ‼️ Do you think we will get what we pay for ❓ 1.0984 0.04499 61 56 4 1
5735 What an enterprising idea this chef has. Craigslist Eats? Finally, we can find a safe, affordable place to dine close to home. 1.0984 0.04499 61 56 4 1
5736 We're wondering if you'll be much longer. There's a line forming for that table. 1.0984 0.03845 61 55 6 0
5737 The special tonight is roasted pigeon. 1.0984 0.03845 61 55 6 0
5738 The poultry is local. 1.0984 0.03845 61 55 6 0
5739 Next time, don't tell the hostess to seat you. Ask her. 1.0984 0.03845 61 55 6 0
5740 Did I mention the menu is free range? 1.0984 0.03845 61 55 6 0
5741 Have someone already told you about our edgy new menu? 1.0984 0.03845 61 55 6 0
5742 Yes, that's probably a safer bet. 1.0984 0.03845 61 55 6 0
5743 My advise? Don't order the pigeon pie. 1.0984 0.03845 61 55 6 0
5744 That Tinder profile was waaaay off 1.0984 0.03845 61 55 6 0
5745 So is this what they mean when they say “Lunch is on the House”? 1.0984 0.03845 61 55 6 0
5746 For our special this evening we are offering pigeonneau new-yorkais roti. 1.0984 0.03845 61 55 6 0
5747 The restaurateur said he wanted to take adventurous dining to a new level. 1.0984 0.03845 61 55 6 0
5748 Our specialty today is pigeon flyover 1.0984 0.03845 61 55 6 0
5749 Let's skip the tip. 1.0893 0.04613 56 52 3 1
5750 Well, Yelp did say we were edgy 1.0893 0.03845 56 51 5 0
5751 Watch out for the pigeon droppings! 1.0893 0.03845 56 51 5 0
5752 As you requested – no longer right next to the kitchen. 1.0893 0.03845 56 51 5 0
5753 ...and two-stepping is not permitted after dark. 1.0893 0.04613 56 52 3 1
5754 Oh yeah . . . you really have some pull. Al Fresco doesn’t even work here. 1.0893 0.03845 56 51 5 0
5755 honey, how "local" do you think that pigeon special is? 1.0893 0.04613 56 52 3 1
5756 Live it up, Bettyjean and Al Fresco. 1.0893 0.04613 56 52 3 1
5757 We have balcony bouillabaisse, scrod on a hot tin roof, and for dessert, fire escape flan. 1.0893 0.04613 56 52 3 1
5758 The Ledge Corner speciality is Pigeon Stuffed with Wild Rice 1.0893 0.03845 56 51 5 0
5759 Nothing by the kitchen you insisted 1.0893 0.03845 56 51 5 0
5760 Two whiskies on the ledge please! 1.0893 0.03845 56 51 5 0
5761 Didn't warn you: "the quality of the food is inversely proportional to the height of the restaurant." 1.0893 0.04613 56 52 3 1
5762 The bird drop soup is to die for. 1.0893 0.03845 56 51 5 0
5763 Well you did ask for something off-menu. 1.0893 0.03845 56 51 5 0
5764 Make sure you ask the metre d for a left handed steak knife. 1.0893 0.04613 56 52 3 1
5765 You did request a quiet table in the corner. 1.0893 0.03845 56 51 5 0
5766 Excuse me Sir, How is your rooftop Spegetti? 1.0893 0.04613 56 52 3 1
5767 When I 1.0893 0.03845 56 51 5 0
5768 You requested the best view. 1.0893 0.04613 56 52 3 1
5769 I’m glad we chose the seat with a view over the seat at the bar. 1.0893 0.04613 56 52 3 1
5770 Can you guys make a little room? We've got a four top reservation that's willing to pay extra for a view. 1.0893 0.03845 56 51 5 0
5771 This is not a rooftop restaurant!! 1.0893 0.03845 56 51 5 0
5772 Today's specials include egg drop and tomato soup. 1.0893 0.04613 56 52 3 1
5773 Fear not, I take rejection very well. 1.0893 0.04613 56 52 3 1
5774 As you may know,we are a premier Roof to Table restaurant 1.0893 0.04613 56 52 3 1
5775 When they said that our drinks were "on the house," I didn't realize that they meant it literally. 1.0893 0.04613 56 52 3 1
5776 Well, I DID ask for a table with the best view of the city... 1.0893 0.03845 56 51 5 0
5777 How do you like your pigeon? 1.0893 0.03845 56 51 5 0
5778 I'm very sorry, but our Maître d' is quite touchy tonight. 1.0893 0.03845 56 51 5 0
5779 This was the last window seating we had available. 1.0893 0.03845 56 51 5 0
5780 I hear the sirens. No time for dessert. 1.0893 0.05270 56 53 1 2
5781 We like to think our take out reaches new heights. 1.0893 0.03845 56 51 5 0
5782 You asked for a ledgey table. 1.0893 0.04613 56 52 3 1
5783 (How did the 'food with a view' joke not work?) 1.0893 0.03845 56 51 5 0
5784 Today we are short on our Roasted Pigeon Special due to your choice of seating arrangements 1.0893 0.03845 56 51 5 0
5785 This is not what I meant when I said I liked edgy guys. 1.0893 0.04613 56 52 3 1
5786 You did ask for a secluded corner table. 1.0893 0.03845 56 51 5 0
5787 Al fresco, indeed! 1.0893 0.04613 56 52 3 1
5788 The al fresco special is quite good tonight. 1.0893 0.03845 56 51 5 0
5789 I'm not a fan of restaurant week anymore. 1.0893 0.03845 56 51 5 0
5790 The kitchen is known for its creativity with squab. 1.0893 0.03845 56 51 5 0
5791 As a farm to table restaurant, might I recommend the fresh pigeon persillade? 1.0893 0.03845 56 51 5 0
5792 Today's special is "The Screaming Falling Couple." And it comes with an appetizer! 1.0893 0.03845 56 51 5 0
5793 The maitre d' said that your political opinions make no difference to him. Your drone will take your order shortly. 1.0893 0.03845 56 51 5 0
5794 Did you say Prosciutto? 1.0893 0.03845 56 51 5 0
5795 Now you understand why we only have wings on the menu. 1.0893 0.03845 56 51 5 0
5796 The beef sliders are available. 1.0893 0.03845 56 51 5 0
5797 Clearly the last time we use Yelp 1.0893 0.04613 56 52 3 1
5798 Al fresco-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o! 1.0893 0.03845 56 51 5 0
5799 Reservations are recommended. 1.0893 0.04613 56 52 3 1
5800 And here we have the drop dead gorgeous view you requested. 1.0893 0.03845 56 51 5 0
5801 Poor Lady, he ordered the 'Drew Petersen Burger', she'll be falling for him after her first bite!" 1.0893 0.03845 56 51 5 0
5802 Today's specialty is fresh pigeon. 1.0893 0.03845 56 51 5 0
5803 You had to demand a ‘table near the window! ‘ “ 1.0893 0.03845 56 51 5 0
5804 The reviews called it a groundbreaking culinary experience. 1.0893 0.04613 56 52 3 1
5805 Sir,I guarantee that our house cocktail will be the last cocktail you'll ever drink. 1.0893 0.04613 56 52 3 1
5806 The squab is exceptionally fresh. 1.0893 0.04613 56 52 3 1
5807 Yes, sir. We are a pigeon-free establishment. 1.0893 0.03845 56 51 5 0
5808 Why is he talking to us through a window? 1.0893 0.04613 56 52 3 1
5809 I don't care if you're outside or inside; I'm gonna crank it in your food. 1.0893 0.03845 56 51 5 0
5810 Christopher Sly...Therefore Paucas Pallabris Let the world slide: sessa ! 1.0893 0.04613 56 52 3 1
5811 Yes, the pan roasted squab al mattone with porcini mustard would be an excellent choice. 1.0893 0.03845 56 51 5 0
5812 They say the squab here is 'ledge to table'. 1.0893 0.04613 56 52 3 1
5813 Smoking is fine just no argument. 1.0893 0.03845 56 51 5 0
5814 ...and the chef’s special tonight is pigeon a l’orange. 1.0893 0.03845 56 51 5 0
5815 Have you dined with my parents before? 1.0893 0.03845 56 51 5 0
5816 Our specialty, fresh pigeon, is sourced from very close by. 1.0893 0.04613 56 52 3 1
5817 Ralph, is this your idea of legerdemain? 1.0893 0.04613 56 52 3 1
5818 Yes, sir, the ambiance here is a bit edgy. 1.0893 0.03845 56 51 5 0
5819 Dramamine is the Amuse-bouche. 1.0893 0.03845 56 51 5 0
5820 The squab is nice tonight. 1.0893 0.03845 56 51 5 0
5821 When I asked for a table by the window, this is not what I expected. 1.0893 0.03845 56 51 5 0
5822 Did you want to be roped in or would you prefer the free style eating experience? 1.0893 0.03845 56 51 5 0
5823 If I were you, I wouldn't order the eel. 1.0893 0.03845 56 51 5 0
5824 You requested a table by a window. 1.0893 0.03845 56 51 5 0
5825 Sir, this is our best seating for the freshest squab. 1.0893 0.03845 56 51 5 0
5826 The reviews did say it is edgy. 1.0893 0.03845 56 51 5 0
5827 I hear they have the best pigeon in town. 1.0893 0.03845 56 51 5 0
5828 This is what we call edgy plein air dining ... 1.0893 0.03845 56 51 5 0
5829 Might I recommend the squab? It's locally sourced and used to roost on the very spot where your table is sitting. 1.0893 0.03845 56 51 5 0
5830 You asked to be seated as far from the kitchen as possible. 1.0893 0.03845 56 51 5 0
5831 Sorry our restaurant was full, but as building tenants you will be getting a good discount. 1.0893 0.03845 56 51 5 0
5832 You did request a quiet corner table. 1.0893 0.03845 56 51 5 0
5833 Good evening, I would avoid any special orders 1.0893 0.03845 56 51 5 0
5834 I assure you, the squab is just as fresh in here. 1.0893 0.03845 56 51 5 0
5835 Do you need a little more time, or space? 1.0893 0.03845 56 51 5 0
5836 No more jokes about a mushroom omelette being the breakfast of champignons! 1.0893 0.04613 56 52 3 1
5837 We like to think that our menu is one of the edgiest. 1.0893 0.03845 56 51 5 0
5838 "I hope you enjoy our private terrace. Your server will be right with you." 1.0893 0.03845 56 51 5 0
5839 You want private room? I give you privi-ledge. I also see comment card you leave last time. 1.0893 0.03845 56 51 5 0
5840 And how would Madam like her pigeon cooked? 1.0893 0.03845 56 51 5 0
5841 Albert Fresco takes his name too literally. 1.0893 0.04613 56 52 3 1
5842 Do you have any questions about the men you see below? 1.0893 0.03845 56 51 5 0
5843 You ARE an adventurous eater. 1.0893 0.03845 56 51 5 0
5844 I bet you didn't know that this is what they meant by rooftop dining. 1.0893 0.03845 56 51 5 0
5845 Now maybe you won't share Pete Wells on Facebook. 1.0893 0.04613 56 52 3 1
5846 On the left page is the menu for daredevil prix fixe in which you are in attendance for. As you eat your courses though the night the plank you are seated on will start to break. The survivor gets a free desert! 1.0893 0.03845 56 51 5 0
5847 Is it truly necessary to go out on a ledge to enjoy your favorite food? 1.0893 0.03845 56 51 5 0
5848 The risotto is to die for 1.0893 0.03845 56 51 5 0
5849 Your tightrope will be ready shortly. 1.0893 0.03845 56 51 5 0
5850 The special is roast pidgeon. 1.0893 0.04613 56 52 3 1
5851 Order the heaviest thing on the menu. 1.0893 0.03845 56 51 5 0
5852 Tonight's special is VERY Locally Caught Roast Pigeon. 1.0893 0.04613 56 52 3 1
5853 The Maitre'D here has never let me down when the restaurant was full. 1.0893 0.03845 56 51 5 0
5854 My apologies; On the phone, you sounded like a pigeon. 1.0893 0.05270 56 53 1 2
5855 When I said "table with a view" this isn't exactly what I meant! 1.0893 0.04613 56 52 3 1
5856 Our special of the day is fresh-caught pigeon. 1.0893 0.03845 56 51 5 0
5857 May I suggest today's special--smash burgers and applesauce dump cake? 1.0893 0.04613 56 52 3 1
5858 The pigeon confit is locally sourced 1.0893 0.03845 56 51 5 0
5859 Today's special is quail, if one lands on your table. 1.0893 0.03845 56 51 5 0
5860 It's either this, or right next to the kitchen. 1.0893 0.03845 56 51 5 0
5861 Thank you for joining us at En Plein Air. We are proud of our panoramic views of the city. 1.0893 0.04613 56 52 3 1
5862 Today's special is our very locally sourced Squab al Fresco. 1.0893 0.03845 56 51 5 0
5863 And for the pigeons? 1.0893 0.04613 56 52 3 1
5864 our exclusive al fresco dining section. 1.0893 0.04613 56 52 3 1
5865 How’s that al fresco working out for you? 1.0893 0.03845 56 51 5 0
5866 The catch of the day is wild squab. 1.0893 0.03845 56 51 5 0
5867 Localvores just LOVE our Pigeon a l'Orange 1.0893 0.03845 56 51 5 0
5868 Sorry, we don’t offer takeout..... 1.0893 0.03845 56 51 5 0
5869 That server was always a little edgy. 1.0893 0.03845 56 51 5 0
5870 The special tonight is Pigeon pie...I'll just be in here until you've decided. 1.0893 0.03845 56 51 5 0
5871 The pigeons arrive at 8:30 sharp. 1.0893 0.03845 56 51 5 0
5872 Enjoy your meal and don’t look down. 1.0893 0.03845 56 51 5 0
5873 shall we finish with another round of edibles? 1.0893 0.03845 56 51 5 0
5874 For diners on the terrace, the waiter suggests the locally sourced free range squab. 1.0893 0.03845 56 51 5 0
5875 Honestly? The maitre d' figured you as the dine-and-dash type. 1.0893 0.03845 56 51 5 0
5876 Is there a problem with the table? Only you DID ask for the table with the best view. 1.0893 0.03845 56 51 5 0
5877 Glad they didn't misplace our 'Al fresco dinner reservations 1.0893 0.03845 56 51 5 0
5878 Would you like to hear about our specials this evening? 1.0893 0.04613 56 52 3 1
5879 I may be out on a ledge for suggesting this place, but the food is really edgy here. 1.0893 0.03845 56 51 5 0
5880 The Ledge’s Edge” — Tar Beach’s new exclusive fine dining establishment 1.0893 0.04613 56 52 3 1
5881 Playing footsie always heightens patrons' appetite. 1.0893 0.04613 56 52 3 1
5882 Tonight's special is pigeon l'orange 1.0893 0.03845 56 51 5 0
5883 Today's Special is a sauteed pigeon that we caught just today. 1.0893 0.03845 56 51 5 0
5884 Our special tonight is locally sourced free range dove. 1.0893 0.03845 56 51 5 0
5885 Well at least you got the view seats. 1.0893 0.03845 56 51 5 0
5886 You booked for our roost to table pigeon pie experience, no? 1.0893 0.03845 56 51 5 0
5887 Is this far enough away from the bathroom, ma'am? 1.0893 0.03845 56 51 5 0
5888 Your squab will be arriving shortly 1.0893 0.03845 56 51 5 0
5889 You did demand a table with a view. 1.0893 0.04613 56 52 3 1
5890 If you want dessert, you'll need to wait before you jump. 1.0893 0.03845 56 51 5 0
5891 Welcome to l’Edge, will you be starting with a red herring or shall we go straight to the pufferfish? 1.0893 0.03845 56 51 5 0
5892 I said, 'wigeon', not 'pigeon' 1.0893 0.03845 56 51 5 0
5893 Could I get you started with something to take the edge off? 1.0893 0.03845 56 51 5 0
5894 The special today is puffer fish with unpasteurized cheese 1.0893 0.04613 56 52 3 1
5895 I didn’t ask for a ledge-able menu! 1.0893 0.03845 56 51 5 0
5896 May I recommend the pigeon tonight. We grab it as It's flying by. 1.0893 0.04613 56 52 3 1
5897 Due to high winds, you'll have to debone your own fish tonight. 1.0893 0.03845 56 51 5 0
5898 The squab is locally sourced. VERY local." 1.0893 0.03845 56 51 5 0
5899 I said AirBNB, not AirBarBecue 1.0893 0.03845 56 51 5 0
5900 You had asked to dine on the terrace. 1.0893 0.03845 56 51 5 0
5901 When you said edgy, I was thinking vegan quail eggs, or at least flambéd sabayon. 1.0877 0.03780 57 52 5 0
5902 Monsieur, Madame, I believe you will find dinner here very edgy. 1.0877 0.03780 57 52 5 0
5903 Audebon did give us four pigeons. 1.0877 0.04534 57 53 3 1
5904 I said the drinks were on the house, not on the ledge. 1.0877 0.03780 57 52 5 0
5905 God these migrant doves are becoming every time more sophisticated 1.0877 0.03780 57 52 5 0
5906 This is the meat eater’s section. 1.0877 0.03780 57 52 5 0
5907 Now do you understand why this is named Cafe Edgy. 1.0877 0.03780 57 52 5 0
5908 It clearly says "Ledge Salad" ma'am. 1.0877 0.03780 57 52 5 0
5909 Are your ingredients locally sourced? 1.0877 0.03780 57 52 5 0
5910 I recommend the steaks, which are as enjoyable on-edge as they are high. 1.0877 0.03780 57 52 5 0
5911 Welcome to Chilis.” 1.0877 0.03780 57 52 5 0
5912 Where's Inarritu when you need him? 1.0877 0.03780 57 52 5 0
5913 We are having a special tonight Pigeon with sauce à l'orange 1.0877 0.03780 57 52 5 0
5914 Tardiness will not be tolerated, madam. 1.0877 0.03780 57 52 5 0
5915 I know how much you love to dine alfresco, but I don't think the waiter is eager to be accommodating. 1.0877 0.03780 57 52 5 0
5916 I see why you told me it was tip-top. 1.0877 0.03780 57 52 5 0
5917 The hostess assured me this was the best seat in the house. 1.0877 0.03780 57 52 5 0
5918 Micheal:Charlene I have AIDS. Charlene:Hit the Chug Jug,Hit the Chug Jug Hit it 1.0877 0.04534 57 53 3 1
5919 The Prices left out 1.0877 0.03780 57 52 5 0
5920 I hear the chef's tasting menu is really on the edge. 1.0877 0.03780 57 52 5 0
5921 Meh, a pigeons only menu. 1.0877 0.03780 57 52 5 0
5922 I understand that squab is on the menu. Pigeons should be here shortly. 1.0877 0.03780 57 52 5 0
5923 Well, you wanted seating with a view.... 1.0877 0.03780 57 52 5 0
5924 You did insist on our only al fresco seating. 1.0877 0.03780 57 52 5 0
5925 Edgiest new dining experience" was a bit of a misleading review 1.0877 0.03780 57 52 5 0
5926 I'll throw up if I get too close so just yell when yer ready 1.0877 0.03780 57 52 5 0
5927 Our dessert special is a chocolate soufflé; but let me check to see how it turned out. 1.0877 0.03780 57 52 5 0
5928 We aren't being figurative when we say we're the edgiest place in town. 1.0877 0.03780 57 52 5 0
5929 Don't complain. You did ask to dine so fresco 1.0877 0.03780 57 52 5 0
5930 Would you like parachutes with those wine flights? 1.0877 0.03780 57 52 5 0
5931 I asked for catering, not carrying...us out onto our roof. 1.0877 0.03780 57 52 5 0
5932 Since Roberto left, you must order from the window. 1.0877 0.04534 57 53 3 1
5933 And for starters I should tell you we're all out of the coq au vin. 1.0877 0.03780 57 52 5 0
5934 It is a good think that I am wearing my mountain goat shoes. 1.0877 0.04534 57 53 3 1
5935 You asked for a quiet corner. 1.0877 0.03780 57 52 5 0
5936 At least we have a great view 1.0877 0.03780 57 52 5 0
5937 Monsieur, our breadsticks are to die for. 1.0877 0.04534 57 53 3 1
5938 Our squab is the best in Manhattan, if you see any out there... 1.0877 0.03780 57 52 5 0
5939 Yes, the fresh pigeonneau en croute, with foie-gras sauce, would be an excellent choice. 1.0877 0.03780 57 52 5 0
5940 Usually we expect to see our guests smoking when they've asked for the balcony. 1.0877 0.03780 57 52 5 0
5941 Just a reminder, we'll need you to sign that release about the pigeons before you order. 1.0877 0.03780 57 52 5 0
5942 Hey Marcel, I dare you to recommend the salad bar. 1.0877 0.03780 57 52 5 0
5943 she ... Dare you to look down! he ... No, I dare you!! 1.0877 0.03780 57 52 5 0
5944 Sure, we have table service -- but it's not cheap. 1.0877 0.03780 57 52 5 0
5945 Occupancy by more than zero people is both unsafe and illegal. 1.0877 0.03780 57 52 5 0
5946 Sorry-- we're fresh out of pigeon. 1.0877 0.03780 57 52 5 0
5947 That's Pigeon week-days, and Dove Saturday-Sunday. 1.0877 0.03780 57 52 5 0
5948 The squab is fresh today. 1.0877 0.03780 57 52 5 0
5949 As you can see, we try to cater to a clientele that likes to eat on the edge. 1.0877 0.03780 57 52 5 0
5950 Not exactly what I meant by “rooftop bar season” 1.0877 0.03780 57 52 5 0
5951 Of course there is a surcharge for roof seating 1.0877 0.03780 57 52 5 0
5952 This way there is no waiting for waiting for a table, and gives our entrees a real edge. 1.0877 0.03780 57 52 5 0
5953 I'm afraid I misunderstood what he meant when he offered window service. 1.0877 0.03780 57 52 5 0
5954 At any time, you may begin to enjoy our pidgin droppings pate. 1.0877 0.04534 57 53 3 1
5955 Is this what you meant by an out of the way location? 1.0877 0.04534 57 53 3 1
5956 Ok with you to pass the food out there? 1.0877 0.03780 57 52 5 0
5957 Now I know why it is hard to get a table here! 1.0862 0.03718 58 53 5 0
5958 'Hurry, before the pigeons come back' 1.0862 0.04458 58 54 3 1
5959 I feel like a pigeon, perched out here precariously, hopefully it’s not a sorghun menu... 1.0862 0.03718 58 53 5 0
5960 Puts a new spin on balcony dining, don't you say? 1.0862 0.03718 58 53 5 0
5961 Would you care to try our 'lovers leap mint julip.' 1.0862 0.03718 58 53 5 0
5962 The food is edgy, too. 1.0862 0.03718 58 53 5 0
5963 Big Spender - dinner on the patio. 1.0862 0.04458 58 54 3 1
5964 When you said this would be an edgy date, this isn't what I thought you had in mind. 1.0862 0.03718 58 53 5 0
5965 Our locally sourced Pigeon Cornice was secured within ten feet of your table. 1.0862 0.03718 58 53 5 0
5966 Chef recommends the Baronnet de Pigeon Farci. 1.0862 0.03718 58 53 5 0
5967 When your husband says, "the food here is to die for", be sure you choose your seat carefully! 1.0862 0.03718 58 53 5 0
5968 All of our pigeon is sourced hyper-locally. 1.0862 0.03718 58 53 5 0
5969 I don’t recommend the squab. The neighbors out there get testy about it. 1.0862 0.03718 58 53 5 0
5970 I suggest you avoid the roasted squab this evening. 1.0862 0.03718 58 53 5 0
5971 Is the squab fresh? Take your pick 1.0862 0.03718 58 53 5 0
5972 'You heard "edgy" but I clearly said the chef was "ledgy".' 1.0862 0.03718 58 53 5 0
5973 You always go for these edgy menus 1.0862 0.04458 58 54 3 1
5974 And tonight's special, a locally sourced free-range pigeon... 1.0862 0.03718 58 53 5 0
5975 We’re known for edgey cuisine. 1.0862 0.03718 58 53 5 0
5976 I see that the pigeons have evolved. 1.0862 0.03718 58 53 5 0
5977 Today's special is the pigeon au vol. Catch it while it's hot! 1.0862 0.03718 58 53 5 0
5978 I'm guessing it's with the food as with the view - don't look down! 1.0862 0.03718 58 53 5 0
5979 May I suggest, you savor the moment, and put on your parachutes. 1.0862 0.03718 58 53 5 0
5980 Is the roast pigeon a l'orange local? 1.0862 0.03718 58 53 5 0
5981 Our special today: local pigeon, line-caught and smoked on premises. 1.0862 0.03718 58 53 5 0
5982 Enjoy your stay but make sure not to sell we don’t want to start buying gravestones 1.0862 0.03718 58 53 5 0
5983 I know we're noisy, but you'll have to come in to be served 1.0862 0.03718 58 53 5 0
5984 On the plus side, sir, it has a great window view. 1.0862 0.03718 58 53 5 0
5985 Specials today include parachute asparagus wrapped in a crisp chicken skin. 1.0862 0.03718 58 53 5 0
5986 They said we 'll be excited in new Happy Hour location. 1.0862 0.03718 58 53 5 0
5987 It' s part of the Daily Special. 1.0862 0.03718 58 53 5 0
5988 Only one way to skip out on this bill - enjoy! --- Let every chuckle, unbuckle, all the hated we know, to become all the happiness we can be. God Bless. 1.0862 0.03718 58 53 5 0
5989 Tonight's specials include local squab. 1.0862 0.03718 58 53 5 0
5990 The roast pigeon pie is our signature dish. 1.0862 0.03718 58 53 5 0
5991 86 the groundfish, Johnny! Chef wants us pushing that Fall menu. 1.0862 0.03718 58 53 5 0
5992 Our house red really helps to take the edge off. 1.0862 0.03718 58 53 5 0
5993 Wanna hear our specials? 1.0862 0.04458 58 54 3 1
5994 As requested, table with avenue. 1.0862 0.03718 58 53 5 0
5995 Special tonight is ledge-to-table, organic squab 1.0862 0.03718 58 53 5 0
5996 They are known for the squab 1.0862 0.03718 58 53 5 0
5997 This helps us get around our Christians only policy. 1.0862 0.03718 58 53 5 0
5998 May I recommend our locally outsourced squab? 1.0862 0.03718 58 53 5 0
5999 They look as happy as usual. 1.0862 0.03718 58 53 5 0
6000 The squab is very fresh. 1.0862 0.04458 58 54 3 1
6001 ...and our house special, blended with three kinds of rum, the Nauseous Viewpoint. 1.0862 0.04458 58 54 3 1
6002 Mom. Dad. You are welcome to come back in when you are done playing footsie at the table. 1.0862 0.03718 58 53 5 0
6003 I'd go with the Baked Scrod: it's non-threatening. 1.0862 0.03718 58 53 5 0
6004 Well, I guess it's either the roasted pigeon with garlic butter sauce or baked rats au gratin. 1.0862 0.03718 58 53 5 0
6005 Welcome to Cafe Al Fresco. 1.0862 0.03718 58 53 5 0
6006 Sure I live into the edge- makes every meal tastes like our last meal 1.0862 0.04458 58 54 3 1
6007 Don't you think Al Fresco is a little off kilter? 1.0862 0.03718 58 53 5 0
6008 This side-walk cafe game is for the birds. So why are we here? 1.0862 0.03718 58 53 5 0
6009 Sorry for the confusion , but our roof guests must use the "take-out" menu, since you're actually taking it outdoors . 1.0862 0.04458 58 54 3 1
6010 We don't get a lot of drop-in customers. 1.0755 0.03663 53 49 4 0
6011 So, this is al fresco? 1.0755 0.03663 53 49 4 0
6012 'Evening, folks! My name is Cliff and I'll be shoving ... excuse me, serving you tonight. Can I start you off with two cold ones? 1.0755 0.03663 53 49 4 0
6013 The special tonight is Pigeon. The soup tonight is Pigeon. The dessert tonight is ... 1.0755 0.03663 53 49 4 0
6014 This isn't quite what I pictured when you said al fresco dining. 1.0755 0.03663 53 49 4 0
6015 Our special this evening is fresh squab. 1.0755 0.03663 53 49 4 0
6016 This is why I don’t eat out in the city anymore... 1.0755 0.03663 53 49 4 0
6017 In the future I would suggest no more late reservations, sir. 1.0755 0.03663 53 49 4 0
6018 "We're sorry, but our downstairs open air bistro is completely booked." 1.0755 0.03663 53 49 4 0
6019 Our Wi-Fi isn't working; you'll have to order at the window. 1.0755 0.03663 53 49 4 0
6020 Sorry, we are out of High-Rise Cocktail. 1.0755 0.03663 53 49 4 0
6021 Would you like to start off with our ledge salad? 1.0755 0.03663 53 49 4 0
6022 Just being seated here is the thrill of a lifetime, no? 1.0755 0.03663 53 49 4 0
6023 I don’t want to go out on a ledge but I assume this is your first and last date. 1.0755 0.03663 53 49 4 0
6024 Are you ready to order the poison mushrooms, Murray, or shall I douse the ledge with olive oil? 1.0755 0.04547 53 50 2 1
6025 May I suggest you begin with the birds nest soup 1.0755 0.03663 53 49 4 0
6026 they say falling to you're death stew is god with a little bit of screaming 1.0755 0.03663 53 49 4 0
6027 May I recommend the squab? It's local. 1.0755 0.03663 53 49 4 0
6028 May I recommend the pigeon peas with mango? 1.0755 0.03663 53 49 4 0
6029 You can't help it, Livin' on the edge, But eatin' on the edge? 1.0755 0.03663 53 49 4 0
6030 You have selected our "drop dead" menu. 1.0755 0.03663 53 49 4 0
6031 I told you we should have tipped more last time. 1.0755 0.03663 53 49 4 0
6032 Everything we do here is cutting edge. 1.0755 0.03663 53 49 4 0
6033 Might I recommend the breadsticks paired with an unreasonable number of pigeons 1.0755 0.03663 53 49 4 0
6034 I can see your a little on edge about ordering. 1.0755 0.03663 53 49 4 0
6035 And every dish is finished with a drizzle of our signature pigeon poop remoulade. 1.0755 0.03663 53 49 4 0
6036 We're on the edge of a ledge. Why don't we get the wedge? tryon.ptc@gmail.com Patrick Calhoun 1.0755 0.03663 53 49 4 0
6037 I am sorry, but when you do not tip ze maitre d’, zees is where you get seated. 1.0755 0.03663 53 49 4 0
6038 Well, it is outdoor dining... 1.0755 0.03663 53 49 4 0
6039 I recommend the 'ledge' salad 1.0755 0.03663 53 49 4 0
6040 How are you enjoying our menu so far? 1.0755 0.03663 53 49 4 0
6041 For the last time, I know rooftop patios are trendy, but we do not have one! 1.0755 0.03663 53 49 4 0
6042 We do believe in tipping... 1.0755 0.04547 53 50 2 1
6043 I suggest the pigeon, it's very fresh. 1.0755 0.03663 53 49 4 0
6044 I agree this place is definitely edgy. 1.0755 0.03663 53 49 4 0
6045 My phone said this place is perfect if you like to live on the edge. 1.0755 0.03663 53 49 4 0
6046 You know our rule. ALWAYS check the reviews for Restaurant Air B&B. 1.0755 0.03663 53 49 4 0
6047 I thought you asked for a ledge table and not if our menu was ledgible 1.0755 0.03663 53 49 4 0
6048 The special tonight is Pigeon Wellington with glazed shallots. 1.0755 0.03663 53 49 4 0
6049 If I may recommend the squab. 1.0755 0.03663 53 49 4 0
6050 I wanted a table near a waiter, not a waiter near a window 1.0755 0.03663 53 49 4 0
6051 You said it was "high" but ALFRESCO TAKE OUT is pricey even with window service! 1.0755 0.03663 53 49 4 0
6052 Its high altitude cuisine, the chef is from Nepal. 1.0755 0.04547 53 50 2 1
6053 No, the table is al fresco, not my name. 1.0755 0.03663 53 49 4 0
6054 Tonight's Chef Choice is pigeon. 1.0755 0.03663 53 49 4 0
6055 Look! I told you this place has a thousand stars! 1.0755 0.03663 53 49 4 0
6056 I hear the food is awful but its worth it just for the view. 1.0755 0.03663 53 49 4 0
6057 I'm your new waiter. "Klutzy" Kensington is no longer with us. 1.0755 0.03663 53 49 4 0
6058 Might I recommend the escargots this evening, and next time . . . a reservation. 1.0755 0.03663 53 49 4 0
6059 The Bananas Foster is to die for. 1.0755 0.03663 53 49 4 0
6060 This is not exactly what I pictured when you said you like living on the edge. 1.0755 0.03663 53 49 4 0
6061 This is the city. What did you think I meant by the front porch? 1.0755 0.03663 53 49 4 0
6062 Is everything alright? You seem a little on edge tonight. 1.0755 0.03663 53 49 4 0
6063 I apologize, but this was the only high-top table we had left. 1.0755 0.03663 53 49 4 0
6064 Think drive through... 1.0755 0.03663 53 49 4 0
6065 The chocolate Grand Marnier souffle is to die for. 1.0755 0.03663 53 49 4 0
6066 Not exactly New Orleans but good effort for Starke. 1.0755 0.03663 53 49 4 0
6067 I should have taken your dating profile more seriously, you clearly do like living on the edge! 1.0755 0.03663 53 49 4 0
6068 We have squab, squab fois gras and squab pie - extremely fresh. 1.0755 0.04547 53 50 2 1
6069 Ordering the blowfish is a little edgy. 1.0755 0.03663 53 49 4 0
6070 You wished to dine out? 1.0755 0.03663 53 49 4 0
6071 Do you prefer your pigeon baked or grilled? 1.0755 0.03663 53 49 4 0
6072 Um, ‘edgy’ refers to the experience, not the menu. 1.0755 0.04547 53 50 2 1
6073 I was told he takes haute cuisine to a new level. 1.0755 0.03663 53 49 4 0
6074 The pigeon is locally raised. 1.0755 0.03663 53 49 4 0
6075 Apple pie now requires proof of citizenship! 1.0755 0.03663 53 49 4 0
6076 Carl, this is what happens when we don't make reservations 1.0755 0.03663 53 49 4 0
6077 Elevated al fresco dining 1.0755 0.03663 53 49 4 0
6078 Now, you did ask for a table by the window... 1.0755 0.03663 53 49 4 0
6079 Did you say tipping is optional here? 1.0755 0.03663 53 49 4 0
6080 Would you like to hear the specials from our al fresco menu?” 1.0755 0.03663 53 49 4 0
6081 Your bird droppings should be arriving shortly, monsieur. 1.0755 0.03663 53 49 4 0
6082 We've heard theme restaurants are big right now. 1.0755 0.03663 53 49 4 0
6083 I have your buffet 1.0755 0.03663 53 49 4 0
6084 Madame et Monsieur, our Chateau Briand for two eez sooooo zucculent zat eet will put you over zee edge. 1.0755 0.03663 53 49 4 0
6085 Talk about living on the edge, this brings dining al fresco to a new level! 1.0755 0.03663 53 49 4 0
6086 Your squab will be here shortly. 1.0755 0.03663 53 49 4 0
6087 Parallel play 1.0755 0.03663 53 49 4 0
6088 This is taking business cuts a little too far. 1.0755 0.03663 53 49 4 0
6089 Yes sir. Our menu does go out on a limb to match the ambiance. 1.0755 0.04547 53 50 2 1
6090 Our special this evening is pigeon. 1.0755 0.03663 53 49 4 0
6091 Welcome to our new seasonal rooftop dining section. 1.0755 0.03663 53 49 4 0
6092 'Exclusive" is not the only criterion. 1.0755 0.03663 53 49 4 0
6093 So...do you want to split an appetizer or should we just order our entrees now? 1.0755 0.03663 53 49 4 0
6094 I've heard they have the freshest squab in town, here! 1.0755 0.03663 53 49 4 0
6095 Yes, 'al fresco' has many shadings in the city." 1.0755 0.03663 53 49 4 0
6096 Not sky-high, sir, just pigeon-high. 1.0755 0.03663 53 49 4 0
6097 Surprise.. Surprise. Fresh Pigeon on the Menu. WOW 1.0755 0.03663 53 49 4 0
6098 Tonight's special is a ledge-to-table roast squab 1.0755 0.03663 53 49 4 0
6099 Would you like to hear the al fresco specials? 1.0755 0.03663 53 49 4 0
6100 Tonight's special is fresh pigeon. 1.0755 0.03663 53 49 4 0
6101 The fresh list includes pidgeon, wildfire smoke and an occasional aircraft. 1.0755 0.03663 53 49 4 0
6102 I recommend the Death by Chocolate cake if you really want to live life on the edge. 1.0755 0.03663 53 49 4 0
6103 The pasta del ledge is today's special. 1.0755 0.03663 53 49 4 0
6104 The pigeon is superb, Madame, but I don't recommend the gravy. 1.0755 0.03663 53 49 4 0
6105 Can we order the parachutes. 1.0755 0.03663 53 49 4 0
6106 May I recommend the squab for dinner tonight. 1.0755 0.03663 53 49 4 0
6107 table with a view. Patrick McGuire Waldorf MD 1.0755 0.03663 53 49 4 0
6108 May I recommend going straight to the dessert course? 1.0755 0.03663 53 49 4 0
6109 We're out of the taramasalata. 1.0755 0.03663 53 49 4 0
6110 Tonight our special is Elvis Parsley. 1.0755 0.03663 53 49 4 0
6111 We also have some specials that are just to die for. 1.0755 0.03663 53 49 4 0
6112 I really appreciate the lengths you plainclothes police go to but it's still going to be my last meal. 1.0755 0.03663 53 49 4 0
6113 I'd recommend the pigeon. They're very fresh. 1.0755 0.03663 53 49 4 0
6114 It seems right that the special is squab. 1.0755 0.03663 53 49 4 0
6115 May I Recommend The Escargoooooooo.......t 1.0755 0.03663 53 49 4 0
6116 You don't want to order the couscous. The pigeons love it. 1.0755 0.03663 53 49 4 0
6117 We are out of the pidgeon. 1.0755 0.03663 53 49 4 0
6118 ... and our daily special, roast pigeon. 1.0755 0.03663 53 49 4 0
6119 Is this table private enough for the both of you? 1.0755 0.03663 53 49 4 0
6120 “We here at Alfredo on the Edge take our name both literally and figuratively as exemplified by our unique location and haute cuisine menu.” 1.0755 0.03663 53 49 4 0
6121 That table is never available on February 29th. 1.0755 0.03663 53 49 4 0
6122 Split the law suit with me and the special includes a side of hepatitis. 1.0755 0.03663 53 49 4 0
6123 To you it's the Plunge, to us it's a cancellation. 1.0755 0.03663 53 49 4 0
6124 Maybe we should have taken the table next to the kitchen! 1.0755 0.04547 53 50 2 1
6125 With our new limburger based options the seating is best for everyone. 1.0755 0.03663 53 49 4 0
6126 These prices are thru the roof ! 1.0755 0.03663 53 49 4 0
6127 Mebbe the fall salad to start? 1.0755 0.03663 53 49 4 0
6128 Your waiter will be with you soon....I do hope you enjoy our wonderful new al fresco seating..... 1.0755 0.03663 53 49 4 0
6129 I don’t care how great the service is, i’m still jumping 1.0755 0.03663 53 49 4 0
6130 Somebody farted, and it wasn’t me. 1.0755 0.03663 53 49 4 0
6131 And for dessert, we have a deliciously playful Creme “At-Least-Your-Relationship-Isn’t-Fully-In-The-Gutter-Yet” Brulee . 1.0755 0.03663 53 49 4 0
6132 We've run out of pigeon pie 1.0755 0.03663 53 49 4 0
6133 Might I recommend the spicy charred octopus to start? It's very edgy. 1.0755 0.03663 53 49 4 0
6134 This explains the high prices. 1.0755 0.03663 53 49 4 0
6135 Have you tried the jumping beans? 1.0755 0.03663 53 49 4 0
6136 This is why I prefer the aisle. 1.0755 0.03663 53 49 4 0
6137 We've got a special on pigeon. 1.0741 0.03597 54 50 4 0
6138 The pigeon is off today. 1.0741 0.03597 54 50 4 0
6139 Mental note: stick to Hinge 1.0741 0.03597 54 50 4 0
6140 The smoking section is worse 1.0741 0.03597 54 50 4 0
6141 We 86'ed the cassoulet. And we need your table by 7:30 1.0741 0.03597 54 50 4 0
6142 Care to see the Jumpers Only menu??? 1.0741 0.03597 54 50 4 0
6143 Are you ready to order, Mrs. Conway? 1.0741 0.04464 54 51 2 1
6144 You said you wanted "edgy and outside" for your table. 1.0741 0.03597 54 50 4 0
6145 Well, you probably shouldn't have asked our new maitre d' for a small table in the corner. 1.0741 0.03597 54 50 4 0
6146 Just to remind you, I'll need that table back by nine for another booking. 1.0741 0.03597 54 50 4 0
6147 Privacy is our specialty...that and whopping big stiff drinks. 1.0741 0.03597 54 50 4 0
6148 I guess you really can’t go home again. 1.0741 0.03597 54 50 4 0
6149 So sorry. That’s the fifth waiter we lost thai week. I have another sent out immediately. 1.0625 0.03531 48 45 3 0
6150 why did you ask not to be seated next to the bathroom. 1.0600 0.03393 50 47 3 0
6151 did you request separate tables? 1.0600 0.03393 50 47 3 0
6152 May I recommend the pigeon-under-glass? 1.0600 0.03393 50 47 3 0
6153 When you said we were going out for dinner, this is not what I had in mind. 1.0600 0.03393 50 47 3 0
6154 The last time Marla would request a table with a view. 1.0600 0.03393 50 47 3 0
6155 Tonight we're featuring pigeon. 1.0600 0.03393 50 47 3 0
6156 Our special tonight is a roasted pigeon, caught locally right here on this ledge. 1.0600 0.03393 50 47 3 0
6157 The fresh catch of the day is rock dove. 1.0600 0.03393 50 47 3 0
6158 Our menu reaches new plateaus. 1.0600 0.03393 50 47 3 0
6159 That’s what you get for asking for a table away from the kitchen. I’ll have the scampi in garlic sauce. 1.0600 0.03393 50 47 3 0
6160 Honey, I know you’re trying to be a different person these days, but I just don’t think this is a great idea. 1.0600 0.03393 50 47 3 0
6161 Whoever leans back the farthest gets a free meal. 1.0600 0.03393 50 47 3 0
6162 Madame, Monsieur, tonight we have designed a very special evening for you. 1.0600 0.03393 50 47 3 0
6163 We're proud to serve a menu of classic dishes in an edgy urban atmosphere. 1.0600 0.03393 50 47 3 0
6164 The Chef will jump out of the window in a moment 1.0600 0.03393 50 47 3 0
6165 If there's a wind, the chicken wings are free. 1.0600 0.03393 50 47 3 0
6166 I think they're pushing towards the fish special. 1.0600 0.03393 50 47 3 0
6167 Sir, you did ask for something '"adventurous". 1.0600 0.03393 50 47 3 0
6168 I recommend our lighter fare. 1.0600 0.03393 50 47 3 0
6169 When you asked for a second chance, I didn’t think you meant you were literally a man on a ledge.” 1.0600 0.03393 50 47 3 0
6170 Excellent choice folks! Amazon now uses carrier pigeons to deliver your order. 1.0600 0.03393 50 47 3 0
6171 I strongly recommend the prix fixe. 1.0600 0.03393 50 47 3 0
6172 Try the pigeon. It's local. 1.0600 0.03393 50 47 3 0
6173 Big Man, Big Suite of Armor, Take That Off, Who Are You? 1.0600 0.03393 50 47 3 0
6174 Could you ask our waiter to hover on the other side 1.0600 0.03393 50 47 3 0
6175 so today's special is Frisson? 1.0600 0.03393 50 47 3 0
6176 The special is Ledge Salad with Skirt steak. 1.0600 0.03393 50 47 3 0
6177 I'll get the check - but you're going to have to sleep with me, Bill. 1.0600 0.04435 50 48 1 1
6178 And to finish, our special New York Air Soufle. 1.0600 0.03393 50 47 3 0
6179 We will start with the grilled pigeon droppings. 1.0600 0.03393 50 47 3 0
6180 Maybe we should just pay the import tax so we can sit inside? 1.0600 0.03393 50 47 3 0
6181 I hope you enjoy your meal living on the edge! 1.0600 0.03393 50 47 3 0
6182 08-20-18 “Well, now you can tell your uptown friends what happens to you when u ask if the ranch is home-made or not” 1.0600 0.03393 50 47 3 0
6183 Would you like to start with some drinks? We have grape Kool-Aid. 1.0600 0.03393 50 47 3 0
6184 May I recommend our specialty "pigeon under glass"? 1.0600 0.03393 50 47 3 0
6185 Yes, the chef has assured me that the squab is local and very fresh. 1.0600 0.03393 50 47 3 0
6186 Mr. Miller let me know when you're ready to order. 1.0600 0.03393 50 47 3 0
6187 Today's special is catch your own pigeon. 1.0600 0.03393 50 47 3 0
6188 Your Captured Pigeon Cooked to Perfection 1.0600 0.03393 50 47 3 0
6189 I'm going out on a ledge here - but may I suggest the in-side salad 1.0600 0.03393 50 47 3 0
6190 May I suggest the specialty of the house....pigeon pot pie? 1.0600 0.03393 50 47 3 0
6191 I hope our credit card doesn't get rejected. 1.0600 0.03393 50 47 3 0
6192 Please be aware, management assumes no risk and makes no assurances, should any member of your party choose to consume alcoholic beverages. 1.0600 0.03393 50 47 3 0
6193 This is our take on modern dining. The food is still undercooked but at least it’s served in a highly unconventional setting. Enjoy. 1.0600 0.03393 50 47 3 0
6194 Just before poor Charlie fell off his chair. 1.0600 0.03393 50 47 3 0
6195 Spike is your server; he'll be taking care of you. 1.0600 0.03393 50 47 3 0
6196 So, why have you brought me to this alleged Three Star Restaurant? 1.0600 0.03393 50 47 3 0
6197 Welcome to ‘The Roof’. We are currently the edgiest restaurant according to TripAdvisor. 1.0600 0.03393 50 47 3 0
6198 Tonight the pigeon is a safe choice." 1.0600 0.03393 50 47 3 0
6199 This restaurant claims to be the height of elegance. 1.0600 0.03393 50 47 3 0
6200 We are out of roasted pigeon right now, but, be patient, Mademoiselle, the night is young. 1.0600 0.03393 50 47 3 0
6201 It's called the 'head over heels' special for a reason 1.0600 0.03393 50 47 3 0
6202 The chef requires a dining room as edgy as the menu. 1.0600 0.03393 50 47 3 0
6203 The pigeon is not served on this terrace. 1.0600 0.03393 50 47 3 0
6204 I'm sure we can discuss 'table by the window' later, but would you care to start with some drinks 1.0600 0.03393 50 47 3 0
6205 Oh Marvin, I love your idea of living on the edge. 1.0600 0.03393 50 47 3 0
6206 Might I suggest grilled or scalloped railing, with a dollop of safety net? 1.0600 0.03393 50 47 3 0
6207 Hurry up - I hate getting the ledge duty-I'm afraid of heights. 1.0600 0.03393 50 47 3 0
6208 And this evening's special is Pigeon Under Glass 1.0600 0.03393 50 47 3 0
6209 ...and may I recommend the egg drop soup? 1.0600 0.03393 50 47 3 0
6210 Welcome to Roof Dive Cafe, I will be your server at a distance. 1.0600 0.03393 50 47 3 0
6211 You won’t be taking a risk if you order the duck. 1.0600 0.03393 50 47 3 0
6212 May I recommend the roast wild pigeon tonight? 1.0600 0.03393 50 47 3 0
6213 This is one of those "experience dining" places - they will let you choose a ledge seat as a solution to marital issues 1.0600 0.03393 50 47 3 0
6214 They said this restaurant was one of the top ones in the city with outdoor seating. 1.0600 0.03393 50 47 3 0
6215 We are Not Gluten-Free, Vegan or Paleo, so make your choices or jump! 1.0600 0.03393 50 47 3 0
6216 Our other patrons complained about having to witness your shameless footsie. 1.0600 0.03393 50 47 3 0
6217 May I suggest the roast pigeon. 1.0600 0.03393 50 47 3 0
6218 May I suggest the slow-cooked pigeon, it's our signature dish. 1.0600 0.03393 50 47 3 0
6219 Just so you know, both the pigeons and my mother will be back soon. 1.0600 0.03393 50 47 3 0
6220 I recommend the fettuccine al fresco. 1.0600 0.03393 50 47 3 0
6221 If I'm being honest, the ziti isn't worth it. 1.0600 0.03393 50 47 3 0
6222 Our specialty of the house is pigeon tar-tar.... 1.0600 0.03393 50 47 3 0
6223 you think we start with the railing ? 1.0600 0.04435 50 48 1 1
6224 Get what you can eat fast. There may be a fly-by-night. 1.0600 0.03393 50 47 3 0
6225 Would you like your water with or without gas? 1.0600 0.03393 50 47 3 0
6226 Would you like frites with that? 1.0600 0.03393 50 47 3 0
6227 Are you sure these are the best seats in this place? 1.0600 0.03393 50 47 3 0
6228 Is the pigeon sourced locally? 1.0600 0.03393 50 47 3 0
6229 Our special today is the roast pigeon. 1.0600 0.04435 50 48 1 1
6230 Hmmmm...I thought you said you wanted to try living on the edge. 1.0600 0.03393 50 47 3 0
6231 I hope you find this table far enough away from the bathroom.... 1.0600 0.03393 50 47 3 0
6232 Congratulations! You've made it to final step of Dropsy Rehab. 1.0600 0.03393 50 47 3 0
6233 Trust me sir, these scallops are to die for. 1.0600 0.03393 50 47 3 0
6234 We're very high on our new smoking section. 1.0600 0.03393 50 47 3 0
6235 This Viagra’s really strong... 1.0600 0.03393 50 47 3 0
6236 I said this place was ledgey, not edgey 1.0600 0.03393 50 47 3 0
6237 Can I interest his and her highness in tonight's specials for those who insist on dining al fresco. 1.0600 0.03393 50 47 3 0
6238 Welcome to The Ledge - The edgiest restaurant in town. 1.0600 0.03393 50 47 3 0
6239 Would you like your main course served al fresco too? 1.0600 0.03393 50 47 3 0
6240 Is the soup good here? 1.0600 0.03393 50 47 3 0
6241 By the way, tipping is completely voluntary. 1.0600 0.03393 50 47 3 0
6242 The bathrooms are down one flight. 1.0600 0.03393 50 47 3 0
6243 So this is why they call it Le Pigeon? 1.0600 0.03393 50 47 3 0
6244 And finally, tipping is included in the service. 1.0600 0.03393 50 47 3 0
6245 May I suggest a Highball? 1.0600 0.03393 50 47 3 0
6246 You'll certainly fall head over heels for today's special. 1.0600 0.03393 50 47 3 0
6247 Tonight's specialty is freshly caught pigeon poached in our own gutter water and served with yesterday's bread basket. 1.0600 0.03393 50 47 3 0
6248 Madam and Monsieur, welcome to La Rebord. Todays' special is, Pigeon. 1.0600 0.03393 50 47 3 0
6249 Welcome to Teetering Tavern where being high helps the food go down." Arthur Rowse, aerowse@gmail.com 301.656.963 1.0600 0.03393 50 47 3 0
6250 Services are listed at net cost. 1.0600 0.03393 50 47 3 0
6251 The fine print offers a view of sidewalk dining. 1.0600 0.03393 50 47 3 0
6252 Welcome to our table d'Haute. Are you familiar with our menu? 1.0600 0.03393 50 47 3 0
6253 If you complete all the courses and wine parings, you'll have had cooking on the edge of culinary experience." 1.0600 0.03393 50 47 3 0
6254 May I suggest the fresh-caught pigeon? 1.0600 0.04435 50 48 1 1
6255 This is our best al fresco table. The maître d' said missieur would also like to order in French. Will you be having des ordures first? 1.0600 0.03393 50 47 3 0
6256 Would you like to see the Chef's Specials or the Chef? 1.0600 0.04435 50 48 1 1
6257 Oui. All of the dishes are prepared with squab 'ere. 1.0600 0.03393 50 47 3 0
6258 This is more like Harry's restaurant; instead of the Ritz! 1.0600 0.03393 50 47 3 0
6259 The hanger steak is a la carte, but the Manhattan cut comes with a 36" railing. 1.0600 0.03393 50 47 3 0
6260 No, Sir, we don't have a side dish. It's called Dish on the Edge. If you're not gonna respect our perimeter why 'border' at all? 1.0600 0.03393 50 47 3 0
6261 The chef recommends the Ledge Salad followed by Pigeon Under Glass and an Old Crow bourbon. 1.0600 0.03393 50 47 3 0
6262 Our special tonight is Mincemeat Pie. 1.0600 0.03393 50 47 3 0
6263 I can recommend the Chicken Al Fresco. 1.0600 0.03393 50 47 3 0
6264 No pidgeon? 1.0600 0.03393 50 47 3 0
6265 The squab is especially fresh today. 1.0600 0.03393 50 47 3 0
6266 Would you like to see our Fall Specials menu? 1.0600 0.03393 50 47 3 0
6267 Oh sure, you can order that. 1.0600 0.03393 50 47 3 0
6268 I recommend the pigeon. It's very local. 1.0600 0.03393 50 47 3 0
6269 The crumbs are scattered professionally so shortly you can take your pick of our house specialty ....fresh , roof top pigeon. 1.0600 0.03393 50 47 3 0
6270 We would have a better table if you had just made the reservation ahead of time. 1.0600 0.03393 50 47 3 0
6271 We'll have to order 'the edge of reason souffle' in advance. 1.0600 0.03393 50 47 3 0
6272 those 2 bubble people, think they could use the menu; to text their preference. 1.0600 0.03393 50 47 3 0
6273 Don't you just love these edgy New York restaurants 1.0600 0.03393 50 47 3 0
6274 Time to your destination is 3 seconds 1.0600 0.03393 50 47 3 0
6275 Due to the bad seating we're offering free dessert. 1.0600 0.03393 50 47 3 0
6276 I can highly recommend the catch of the day 1.0600 0.03393 50 47 3 0
6277 Specialty of the House: Pigeon Droppings with every meal. 1.0600 0.03393 50 47 3 0
6278 Please pay close attention to our new Fall menu on the right side. 1.0600 0.03393 50 47 3 0
6279 Could you close the window? It's a bit breezy. 1.0600 0.03393 50 47 3 0
6280 We also have the Instagram inspired prix fixe, designed to elicit maximum jealousy from your followers. 1.0600 0.03393 50 47 3 0
6281 Recently flown in, may I recommend the Pigeon. 1.0600 0.03393 50 47 3 0
6282 Darling, I simply asked if the peas in the omelette were fresh!” 1.0600 0.04435 50 48 1 1
6283 A little on edge, folks? 1.0600 0.03393 50 47 3 0
6284 The special this evening is pigeon confit 1.0600 0.03393 50 47 3 0
6285 Chef sends his regards. 1.0600 0.04435 50 48 1 1
6286 Pigeon droppings are extra 1.0600 0.03393 50 47 3 0
6287 I could not get a reservation in the main dining room 1.0600 0.03393 50 47 3 0
6288 If authentic alfresco with view is not to your liking, we have open air atelier seating in the pigeon loft. 1.0600 0.03393 50 47 3 0
6289 Our special today is broiled pigeon. 1.0600 0.03393 50 47 3 0
6290 Split an appetizer. You won't be able to skip tonight. 1.0600 0.03393 50 47 3 0
6291 At least we don’t split up parties. Next time, however, you may want to pay the fee for your seat assignments. 1.0600 0.03393 50 47 3 0
6292 May I run your card now please? 1.0600 0.03393 50 47 3 0
6293 The pigeon under glass looks good to me 1.0600 0.03393 50 47 3 0
6294 We hope you enjoy your supper at da Vinci's. 1.0600 0.03393 50 47 3 0
6295 Our roasted pigeons are locally sourced 1.0600 0.03393 50 47 3 0
6296 Our special is a fresh pigeon stew. 1.0600 0.03393 50 47 3 0
6297 My name's Jay, and I'll be your waiter until you jump. 1.0600 0.04435 50 48 1 1
6298 Would the lovely couple prefer a restaurant where it is the menu prices that leave you feeling close to the edge. 1.0600 0.03393 50 47 3 0
6299 al fresco means al fresco 1.0600 0.03393 50 47 3 0
6300 I hear the pigeon pie is locally sourced. 1.0600 0.03393 50 47 3 0
6301 Today's special is, pigeon on a ledge. 1.0600 0.03393 50 47 3 0
6302 The heat is on 1.0600 0.03393 50 47 3 0
6303 Tonight's special is pidgeon. It's very fresh. 1.0600 0.03393 50 47 3 0
6304 This Al fresco dining isn't what it cut out to be 1.0600 0.04435 50 48 1 1
6305 Ahem. Being refused service in the restaurant is NOT an invitation to dine al fresco. 1.0600 0.03393 50 47 3 0
6306 It’s called Al Fresco’s—nice view, don’t you think? 1.0600 0.03393 50 47 3 0
6307 I don't want to go on a ledge here, but I am guessing you folks are having a quick lunch. 1.0600 0.03393 50 47 3 0
6308 The bull testicles caught his eye, but were they right on the first date? She seemed more sweetbreads and cream .... 1.0600 0.03393 50 47 3 0
6309 Did you think "On a Ledge" just referred to our Chef's adventurous menu? 1.0600 0.03393 50 47 3 0
6310 Disrespect me and you go flying. 1.0600 0.03393 50 47 3 0
6311 Let us first have a brief prayer and then stuff our faces. 1.0600 0.03393 50 47 3 0
6312 Our special today is 'Pigeon' . You should be happy tonight with our clean roof seating! 1.0600 0.04435 50 48 1 1
6313 Livin’ on the edge. 1.0600 0.03393 50 47 3 0
6314 the sky high pie is a specialty 1.0600 0.03393 50 47 3 0
6315 How can we get Superman to lower these prices? 1.0600 0.03393 50 47 3 0
6316 The drop-dead special tonight is parachute steak smothered in an amanita blood sauce. 1.0600 0.03393 50 47 3 0
6317 May I recommend the squab--just flown in. 1.0600 0.03393 50 47 3 0
6318 Pigeons: if you can't beat 'em, join 'em. 1.0600 0.03393 50 47 3 0
6319 The reviewer did say that the service was edgy. 1.0600 0.03393 50 47 3 0
6320 I think We should avoid ordering anything too heavy. 1.0600 0.03393 50 47 3 0
6321 I'm sorry, but a basic economy reservation doesn't allow you to choose the table. 1.0600 0.03393 50 47 3 0
6322 The alleged dinner took place outside Gaston's apartment 1.0600 0.03393 50 47 3 0
6323 I trust you will find our terrace seating quite romantic. 1.0600 0.03393 50 47 3 0
6324 Not quite Farm to Table is it? 1.0600 0.03393 50 47 3 0
6325 I thought you said out on the town not out on the roof! 1.0600 0.03393 50 47 3 0
6326 Le specialty du jour es Eastside pigeon. Tres bon! 1.0600 0.03393 50 47 3 0
6327 Tonight's special is locally raised squab. 1.0600 0.03393 50 47 3 0
6328 well you said you wanted privacy and didn't want the government listening in... 1.0600 0.03393 50 47 3 0
6329 What, your profile said danger and exclusivity are your biggest turn ons? 1.0600 0.04435 50 48 1 1
6330 I thought they said the MENU was on the edge,not the TABLE! 1.0600 0.03393 50 47 3 0
6331 Our special tonight is flying fish from farm to table. 1.0600 0.03393 50 47 3 0
6332 Just point to the pigeon you would like. 1.0600 0.03393 50 47 3 0
6333 Just a reminder, this is a no tipping restaurant. 1.0600 0.03393 50 47 3 0
6334 We just own the airspace so this is actually our only seating option. 1.0600 0.03393 50 47 3 0
6335 Dining al fresco ala NYC 1.0600 0.03393 50 47 3 0
6336 Your meal will be out as soon as possible, but first I have to go see if the neighbors have any sugar. 1.0600 0.03393 50 47 3 0
6337 Sorry for the delay. Our fresh supply of squab just arrived. 1.0600 0.03393 50 47 3 0
6338 You can judge by the traffic if coffee and dessert are likely. 1.0600 0.03393 50 47 3 0
6339 Today's special is squab. 1.0600 0.03393 50 47 3 0
6340 It had great reviews on Yelp. 1.0600 0.03393 50 47 3 0
6341 It's self-serve pigeon a la NYC tonight. 1.0600 0.03393 50 47 3 0
6342 The fresh pigeon breast is our most popular dish. 1.0600 0.03393 50 47 3 0
6343 The house specialty is pigeon. 1.0600 0.03393 50 47 3 0
6344 Two To Die For specials: Eat and Run or Eat and Jump." 1.0600 0.03393 50 47 3 0
6345 Oui, Madame. The pigeon is very fresh. 1.0600 0.03393 50 47 3 0
6346 Your table with a view, monsieur and madame. 1.0600 0.03393 50 47 3 0
6347 Which pills are on tap today? 1.0600 0.03393 50 47 3 0
6348 I'm giving this place a three on Yelp... the waiter was shaking. 1.0600 0.03393 50 47 3 0
6349 Well , the reviews did say this is an edgy restaurant 1.0600 0.04435 50 48 1 1
6350 I would like to recommend the soup of the day and tipping the hostess next time. 1.0600 0.03393 50 47 3 0
6351 We have other guests. You will have to move closer to the edge. 1.0600 0.03393 50 47 3 0
6352 What did we decide about becoming Vegans? 1.0600 0.03393 50 47 3 0
6353 Would you folks care to hear about our early pigeon special? 1.0600 0.03393 50 47 3 0
6354 Frankly, I'd avoid the wine flight. 1.0600 0.03393 50 47 3 0
6355 Our special today is pigeon soup, using only locally sourced birds 1.0600 0.03393 50 47 3 0
6356 May I recommend a non-alcoholic beverage? 1.0600 0.03393 50 47 3 0
6357 I can see that the two of you have taken "Up On the Roof" quite literally. 1.0600 0.03393 50 47 3 0
6358 Sure, the view is great, as long as you don't look down. 1.0600 0.03393 50 47 3 0
6359 Today's special is pigeon. 1.0600 0.03393 50 47 3 0
6360 The special tonight is pigeon orange... 1.0600 0.03393 50 47 3 0
6361 May I recommend the harness? 1.0600 0.03393 50 47 3 0
6362 So, how's this for "a nice quiet corner where we can be alone?" 1.0600 0.03393 50 47 3 0
6363 Our special tonight is Pigeon Stoop. Oops, I'm sorry... I meant Soup. 1.0600 0.03393 50 47 3 0
6364 I see you've chosen to order from our edgier menu. 1.0600 0.03393 50 47 3 0
6365 Honey, what's on the men's menu today? Women's options are quiet aged. 1.0600 0.04435 50 48 1 1
6366 Well, he did ask if we wanted indoors or a window seat. 1.0600 0.03393 50 47 3 0
6367 I highly recommend the pigeon al fresco 1.0600 0.03393 50 47 3 0
6368 If you reconsider your tip, I can find you a better table! 1.0600 0.03393 50 47 3 0
6369 Would you care to join the buffet? 1.0600 0.03393 50 47 3 0
6370 Our special tonight is roast pigeon.... 1.0600 0.03393 50 47 3 0
6371 Honey, you order. I'm too high to focus on the menu. 1.0600 0.03393 50 47 3 0
6372 Choose B, the waiter-less option and you don't have to tip. 1.0600 0.03393 50 47 3 0
6373 This time, let's just accept that some things don't flambé 1.0600 0.04435 50 48 1 1
6374 I'm afraid we're all out of pigeon tonight. 1.0600 0.03393 50 47 3 0
6375 I'm afraid we don't serve alcohol on the balcony. 1.0600 0.03393 50 47 3 0
6376 The soupe à l'oignon is utterly suicidal. 1.0600 0.03393 50 47 3 0
6377 And finally, you choose to exit by the left or the right, depending on how the dinner goes. 1.0600 0.03393 50 47 3 0
6378 It is the last table available. 1.0600 0.03393 50 47 3 0
6379 Today's special is fresh, locally sourced air. 1.0600 0.03393 50 47 3 0
6380 It was either here or in the kitchen. 1.0600 0.03393 50 47 3 0
6381 You can't get more high class dining than this. 1.0600 0.03393 50 47 3 0
6382 Come and get it! 1.0600 0.03393 50 47 3 0
6383 And Floating Island for desert? 1.0600 0.03393 50 47 3 0
6384 There's only a safety net if you order à la carte. 1.0600 0.03393 50 47 3 0
6385 The bathroom is two floors down. Would you like a rope, ladder, or parachute before or after dessert? 1.0600 0.03393 50 47 3 0
6386 Alledged restaurant killer 1.0600 0.03393 50 47 3 0
6387 Might I recommend the Limburger? 1.0600 0.03393 50 47 3 0
6388 we overheard your suicidal thoughts and we'd like to help 1.0600 0.04435 50 48 1 1
6389 You asked for outdoor patio? This is it! 1.0600 0.03393 50 47 3 0
6390 Big tippers. 1.0600 0.03393 50 47 3 0
6391 Could I start you off with our ledge salad? 1.0600 0.03393 50 47 3 0
6392 The squab is to die for. 1.0600 0.03393 50 47 3 0
6393 Might I recommend the Pidgeon, eer I mean Squab special. 1.0600 0.03393 50 47 3 0
6394 Owing to the surrounding skyscrapers tonight's specialty is steak au poor view. 1.0600 0.03393 50 47 3 0
6395 You’re very fortunate. The fish special this evening is Fugu! 1.0600 0.03393 50 47 3 0
6396 Pardon me, this section is closed. 1.0600 0.03393 50 47 3 0
6397 Isn’t dining al fresco exciting? 1.0600 0.03393 50 47 3 0
6398 Instead of jumping I would recommend the French noose marinated in lobster sauce? 1.0600 0.04435 50 48 1 1
6399 Absolutely no mosquitoes whatsoever. 1.0600 0.03393 50 47 3 0
6400 It’s no Trump Tower but concrete decor is so au courant. 1.0600 0.03393 50 47 3 0
6401 Our menu is very leading edge. 1.0600 0.03393 50 47 3 0
6402 Today's entree special is pigeon, served extremely rare. 1.0600 0.03393 50 47 3 0
6403 I'm very sorry Sir, no exceptions, here at the Blustery Ledges Bistro, we require payment in advance. You would be amazed, how many folks dont' stick around to pay their bill. 1.0600 0.03393 50 47 3 0
6404 At least it's not next to the kitchen. 1.0600 0.03393 50 47 3 0
6405 P 1.0600 0.03393 50 47 3 0
6406 You're a straight up ligma 1.0600 0.03393 50 47 3 0
6407 Sorry, but we’ve just run out of our last pidgeon! 1.0600 0.03393 50 47 3 0
6408 May I recommend the pigeon? It is very fresh today. 1.0600 0.03393 50 47 3 0
6409 I recommend the sirloin. Just don't drop your steak knife. 1.0600 0.03393 50 47 3 0
6410 Yes, Ledgumes are our specialty. 1.0600 0.03393 50 47 3 0
6411 Our squab special is sold out. 1.0600 0.04435 50 48 1 1
6412 The pigeon under glass is very fresh today. 1.0600 0.03393 50 47 3 0
6413 I love a restaurant that's not crowded. Infortunately, the food usually stinks. 1.0600 0.03393 50 47 3 0
6414 We are so lucky to experience true NYC Rooftop dinning, honey 1.0600 0.03393 50 47 3 0
6415 And our signature dish is fried. We call it The Jumper. 1.0600 0.03393 50 47 3 0
6416 Nice view and attentive service, but let's think a little more carefully about our votes for President next time. 1.0600 0.03393 50 47 3 0
6417 It is alleged we panned his restaurant and this is how he gets back at us. 1.0600 0.03393 50 47 3 0
6418 We like to call it squab. 1.0600 0.03393 50 47 3 0
6419 It's extra for the view... 1.0600 0.03393 50 47 3 0
6420 I don't know why, but all day I've felt a bit on edge. 1.0600 0.03393 50 47 3 0
6421 I do not recommend the squab. 1.0600 0.03393 50 47 3 0
6422 President Trump said, "I see you've got flamed filet of Omarosa Manigault Newman on the menu. Bring me some of that and set it on the edge behind my lovely wife." 1.0600 0.03393 50 47 3 0
6423 As you can see, our cuisine is also on the edge. 1.0600 0.03393 50 47 3 0
6424 The catch of the day is featured in our pigeon pie. 1.0600 0.03393 50 47 3 0
6425 Welcome to The Ledges Pop Up. As sundown approaches, the pigeons come in to roost for the evening and an O will be added to Pop. Plastic raincoats and antiseptic wipes are available on request. Enjoy your dinner! 1.0600 0.03393 50 47 3 0
6426 This place is nothing like the descriptions on Yelp! 1.0600 0.03393 50 47 3 0
6427 The special today is "fiente de pigeon" which will arrive any minute now. 1.0600 0.03393 50 47 3 0
6428 I recommend dishes from the light menu. 1.0600 0.03393 50 47 3 0
6429 We all it our ambiance table. 1.0600 0.03393 50 47 3 0
6430 Congrats on your engagement! 1.0600 0.03393 50 47 3 0
6431 Try the squab. Its locally grown. 1.0600 0.03393 50 47 3 0
6432 Help me with this,please. My eyes are on both sides of my face. 1.0600 0.03393 50 47 3 0
6433 ...and the catch of the day is pigeon. 1.0600 0.03393 50 47 3 0
6434 Waiter, this is the lunch weather forecast! 1.0588 0.03328 51 48 3 0
6435 Just don't order the fresh squab! 1.0588 0.03328 51 48 3 0
6436 Careful, several items are off the menu. 1.0588 0.03328 51 48 3 0
6437 Personally, I would avoid the suicide wings. 1.0588 0.03328 51 48 3 0
6438 I thought you requested to dine al fresco. 1.0588 0.03328 51 48 3 0
6439 I highly recommend tonight’s special: roast pige-…....er, squab. 1.0588 0.03328 51 48 3 0
6440 This menu is a little over the top. 1.0588 0.03328 51 48 3 0
6441 Should we just order the caption again? 1.0426 0.02976 47 45 2 0
6442 I would recommend the squab, but the family might pay you a visit during the meal. 1.0426 0.02976 47 45 2 0
6443 Sir, you did ask for our most secluded corner table. 1.0426 0.02976 47 45 2 0
6444 I know we promised a railing after your last date. It's just hard to find a good contractor. 1.0426 0.02976 47 45 2 0
6445 They say that the cuisine is very edgy. 1.0426 0.02976 47 45 2 0
6446 This is our 'people who didn't tip last time' seating area. I can start you out with our signature spit-wads? 1.0426 0.02976 47 45 2 0
6447 We only have the pigeons WITH feathers. 1.0426 0.02976 47 45 2 0
6448 Today, we are featuring the pigeon. 1.0426 0.02976 47 45 2 0
6449 Don't even think about jumping off to avoid the bill. 1.0426 0.02976 47 45 2 0
6450 Do you wish to table your decision until supper time? 1.0426 0.02976 47 45 2 0
6451 You’re too old for such an edgy haircut, Honey. 1.0426 0.02976 47 45 2 0
6452 WHY DO I GET THE FEELING THAT YOU ARE OFFERING MORE THAN DINNER? 1.0426 0.02976 47 45 2 0
6453 Oddly enough, she thought her dentist son's toothiness tattoo and his roofer husband's roofiness tattoo were living too close to the edge, and she hit the roof. 1.0426 0.02976 47 45 2 0
6454 No, I don’t recommend the pigeon flambé tonight. 1.0426 0.02976 47 45 2 0
6455 One false move Harry and it's all over. 1.0426 0.02976 47 45 2 0
6456 If you're thinking you'll stiff me on the tip, think again. 1.0426 0.02976 47 45 2 0
6457 I am ze Chef and ze Chef ezz never wrong. Or you’re outta here. 1.0426 0.02976 47 45 2 0
6458 Do we jump before or after the main course? Bryan Mattimore Stamford, CT Bmattimore@growth-Engine.com 1.0426 0.02976 47 45 2 0
6459 I’m so sorry sir, but the specialty of the house, squab in wine sauce has just a moment ago flown away 1.0426 0.02976 47 45 2 0
6460 "Would you like your parachutes well-done?" 1.0426 0.02976 47 45 2 0
6461 The specials for tonight are wind-with-surprising-force and local squab, raised here on this ledge. 1.0426 0.02976 47 45 2 0
6462 There is a ten dollar cover charge, regardless of the weather. 1.0426 0.02976 47 45 2 0
6463 These rooftop tables are HIGHLY desirable 1.0426 0.02976 47 45 2 0
6464 Why are we always on the edge? 1.0426 0.02976 47 45 2 0
6465 I'd be more comfortable out here if I didn't feel a distinct tremor coming from the vicinity of that window. 1.0426 0.02976 47 45 2 0
6466 Today's special is rock pigeon. Kill it with your menu, toss it over to me--the pigeon that is, not the menu--and I'll see you in a couple of hours or so. Sorry we're out of bread sticks. Enjoy. 1.0426 0.02976 47 45 2 0
6467 Tipping is entirely at your discretion 1.0426 0.02976 47 45 2 0
6468 May I suggest the escargot for $24 and the filet of sole almondine for $43. Meat dishes that require a cutting motion and also unfortunately alcohol consumption are restricted by our insurance carrier due to our precarious seating arrangements. 1.0426 0.02976 47 45 2 0
6469 I’m sorry to say we’re all out of the Elephant Steak tonight. 1.0426 0.02976 47 45 2 0
6470 The landlord raised the rent at their prior location. 1.0426 0.02976 47 45 2 0
6471 I thought you said G-astronomical heights! 1.0426 0.02976 47 45 2 0
6472 Our special tonight is fresh roasted pigeon. 1.0426 0.02976 47 45 2 0
6473 Le Plat du Jour is to die for. 1.0426 0.02976 47 45 2 0
6474 wwww 1.0426 0.02976 47 45 2 0
6475 I am feeling a bit on edge. How are the high balls 1.0426 0.02976 47 45 2 0
6476 Extra air, $50 1.0417 0.02915 48 46 2 0
6477 Now I see why he named his restaurant 'Competitive Edge' 1.0417 0.02915 48 46 2 0
6478 This isn’t exclusive, this is abhorrently absurd! 1.0233 0.02353 43 42 1 0
6479 But, sir, you did request dining al fresco at a top flight restaurant. 1.0233 0.02353 43 42 1 0
6480 Would you like pigeon droppings on your salad sir? 1.0233 0.02353 43 42 1 0
6481 They wanted free range duck, right? 1.0233 0.02353 43 42 1 0
6482 I recommend the rock dove confit. It's hyper-local. 1.0000 0.01482 68 68 0 0
6483 Good evening. I am William. Your server and potentially your executioner. 1.0000 0.02020 50 50 0 0
6484 We prepare the prix fixe on your choice of a square or rectangular dish, depending on social network preference. 1.0000 0.01681 60 60 0 0
6485 Perhaps requiring our waiters to wear roller skates was a bad idea... 1.0000 0.01575 64 64 0 0
6486 The review said this place was, "Edgy". 1.0000 0.01575 64 64 0 0
6487 The chef ALLEGED his food was wonderful. 1.0000 0.01600 63 63 0 0
6488 I hope this is the last time you ask to dine ‘al fresco’. 1.0000 0.00995 101 101 0 0
6489 Our special tonight is freshly caught pigeon 1.0000 0.00995 101 101 0 0
6490 you kept insisting on only the table with the best outside view. 1.0000 0.00976 103 103 0 0
6491 Zee motion lines are probably meant to signify zat I am talkeeng, but zey are zo oddly placed and sized eet looks like my ears are wiggling. Anyway, enjoy theez chairs, designed by a four-year-old. Great art need not serve a function. 1.0000 0.00939 107 107 0 0
6492 This table is a bit drafty, wouldn't you agree dear? 1.0000 0.00889 113 113 0 0
6493 The special today is, air looms tomatoes with ledge of lamb. 1.0000 0.00873 115 115 0 0
6494 They've taken al fresco to a whole new level. 1.0000 0.00627 160 160 0 0
6495 It’s the closest we have to dining alfresco. 1.0000 0.00533 188 188 0 0
6496 While you are deciding, folks, let me tell you about today’s rooftop dining special: soup of pige’on with our secret recipe cream sauce base. 1.0000 0.00491 204 204 0 0
6497 I'm sorry, sir, there's been a mistake. This table is reserved for Mr. Lloyd. 1.0000 0.01143 88 88 0 0
6498 Perhaps you should consider one of our rail drinks? 1.0000 0.01143 88 88 0 0
6499 Vertigo, anyone? 1.0000 0.01143 88 88 0 0
6500 It's a new theme restaurant, 'Siberia' 1.0000 0.01802 56 56 0 0
6501 Tonight's special is a perfectly flattened schnitzel, served with fall squash and crushed potato salad. 1.0000 0.01143 88 88 0 0
6502 Yes, the last customers. They drank too much champagne. 1.0000 0.01290 78 78 0 0
6503 Please call for the check before you join the other guests. 1.0000 0.01361 74 74 0 0
6504 Waiter, which wine would you suggest with the Pointrine Sautée de Pigeon Frais, please? 1.0000 0.01905 53 53 0 0
6505 On the ledge tonight, we offer you...nothing. 1.0000 0.01482 68 68 0 0
6506 Huh,I don't see anything on here that looks like a good Instagram shot. 1.0000 0.01482 68 68 0 0
6507 Perhaps Madame et Monsieur would care for the Moroccan-Malaccan souffle. It's cutting edge. 1.0000 0.01482 68 68 0 0
6508 To be frank, we've been having issues with dine-and-dash. 1.0000 0.00985 102 102 0 0