Contest #627


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627

The winning captions

These captions are chosen by The New Yorker.

  1. “Ignore the screams, sir. I’ll get you a new fork.”
  2. “Would you care to hear about our tipping policy?”
  3. “If you feel a draft, I can close the window.”


Name Value
Submission deadline 2018-08-19T16:31:00.000Z
Voting started -
Voting ended 2018-09-02T16:32:00.000Z
Finalists announced 2018-08-27T16:32:00.000Z
Magazine(s) announcing finalists issued September 3, 2018
Number of captions 6509
Number of responses 1162999
Number of participants -


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In this table, the "mean" means the empirically measured average funniness score when the "unfunny", "somewhat funny" and "funny" receive a funniness score of 1, 2, 3 respectively. "Precison" is the standard error of the mean, the standard deviation of the mean estimate. With that, a caption with an empirical mean μ and precision σ has true mean in the range [μ - 2σ, μ + 2σ] with 95% probability by the 68-95-99.7 rule assuming the responses are indepedent and identically distributed.

Rank Caption Mean Precision Total votes "Unfunny" votes "Somewhat funny" votes "Funny" votes
0 I recommend the pigeon. It's locally sourced. 2.1391 0.00684 11918 2610 5040 4268
1 Weren't there three of you? 2.0549 0.00649 15117 4424 5439 5254
2 Table for two, by the window. Is there a problem? 2.0267 0.00647 13794 3806 5814 4174
3 Any dessert before you hit the road? 1.9996 0.00757 11565 3839 3892 3834
4 Ignore the screams, sir. I’ll get you a new fork. 1.9868 0.00714 12899 4323 4423 4153
5 Welcome back. The Chef enjoyed reading your pithy critique on Yelp. 1.9842 0.00726 12219 4029 4354 3836
6 Yes this is the smoking section. 1.9809 0.00754 10756 3389 4183 3184
7 I recommend starting with an order of wings. 1.9802 0.00756 11019 3584 4069 3366
8 If you find it too drafty, I can close the window. 1.9671 0.00737 11579 3841 4278 3460
9 Would you like to hear about our fall specials? 1.9620 0.00736 11699 3935 4273 3491
10 Is that far enough away from the kitchen to suit you, sir? 1.9529 0.00850 8191 2623 3331 2237
11 You must be the couple with the Groupon. 1.9507 0.00726 11840 4002 4420 3418
12 I'm terribly sorry, I'll send for another violinist right away. 1.9250 0.00783 10292 3665 3734 2893
13 Might I recommend the pigeon. It's locally sourced. 1.8796 0.01156 4834 1888 1640 1306
14 May I suggest a little something to take the edge off? 1.8358 0.00890 7698 3082 2798 1818
15 Would you care to hear about our tipping policy? 1.8340 0.01268 3746 1491 1386 869
16 Sorry, after last night, we no longer serve alcohol at this table. 1.8296 0.01010 5823 2310 2195 1318
17 The perch is excellent. 1.8052 0.00890 7853 3356 2671 1826
18 Well, the review did describe it as 'urban edgy.' 1.7796 0.01276 3403 1400 1353 650
19 You reserved a table--and I quote--'away from everyone, with an unobstructed view of the city'." 1.7720 0.00932 6666 2861 2464 1341
20 Is this far enough from the kitchen for sir's liking? 1.7678 0.00864 7792 3380 2841 1571
21 The maitre d’ thanks you for the two dollars and hopes you enjoy your meal. 1.7532 0.00885 7443 3314 2652 1477
22 What do I recommend? Don’t look down. 1.7446 0.01085 5035 2300 1721 1014
23 You can come back in, sir. Your wife just left. 1.7437 0.00988 6348 2988 1999 1361
24 Welcome to our Sarah Huckabee Sanders table 1.7265 0.01081 5525 2744 1548 1233
25 Yes, Madame, the pigeon is raised locally. 1.7224 0.00872 7385 3382 2671 1332
26 They're not menus—they're waivers. 1.7115 0.01169 4219 2000 1436 783
27 Hi, my name is Pierre. I'll be your second waiter this evening. 1.7081 0.01856 1665 791 569 305
28 LIMERICK : A couple named Albert and Flo...Went for pasta before catching a show...While seated on a ledge...He fell over the edge...And Al dente'd the taxi below. 1.7069 0.01282 3876 1968 1076 832
29 Rainwater or tap? 1.6831 0.01862 1565 751 559 255
30 The bird drop soup is excellent. 1.6818 0.00978 6302 3221 1865 1216
31 Since you were talking on your cell phones, we seated you where we have the best reception. 1.6780 0.01108 4636 2305 1519 812
32 On the plus side, feel free to smoke. 1.6585 0.01257 3227 1562 1205 460
33 It was this or 11:00 PM. 1.6560 0.01137 4075 2016 1445 614
34 I hope we don't get a pushy waiter." 1.6511 0.01272 3545 1850 1082 613
35 I'd avoid ordering the chicken -- it tends to attract hawks. 1.6347 0.01307 3318 1768 994 556
36 Vertigo's."..sounded Italian to me 1.6289 0.01550 2363 1272 696 395
37 Today' s Early Bird Special was captured on this ledge this morning. 1.6252 0.01724 1777 927 589 261
38 You did request a table with a view. 1.6249 0.02201 1061 546 367 148
39 Next time don’t show the coupon till later. 1.6149 0.01389 2750 1463 883 404
40 Never let it be said we don't serve Administration officials. 1.6138 0.01175 4102 2259 1168 675
41 Think twice about my tip. 1.6038 0.01226 3804 2140 1031 633
42 I’d order quickly. The window closes in 10 minutes. 1.6034 0.01540 2219 1198 703 318
43 Weren't you a party of three? 1.6003 0.01448 2492 1348 792 352
44 Next time don’t drop Trump’s name. 1.5805 0.02033 1366 792 355 219
45 Can I start you off with dessert, just in case? 1.5776 0.01734 1778 1009 511 258
46 We're the only restaurant in town with a smoking section. 1.5775 0.01346 2708 1478 896 334
47 I hope you won't mind if we ask you to pay your check in advance... 1.5770 0.01418 2487 1370 799 318
48 May I recommend an appetizer as a good jumping off point? 1.5726 0.01750 1645 916 516 213
49 It’s our take out menu. 1.5705 0.01742 1695 956 511 228
50 It's our special pre-fall menu. 1.5700 0.01645 1949 1113 561 275
51 Your pigeon should be arriving any moment now. 1.5696 0.01880 1401 778 448 175
52 My name is Henri and there is no way in God’s creation that I will be your server tonight. 1.5528 0.01835 1507 870 441 196
53 Before I take your order, I would like you to take a few minutes to familiarize yourselves with the safety features of this table and chairs. 1.5518 0.01703 1707 976 520 211
54 Tonight we have locally-sourced pigeon. 1.5476 0.01896 1355 775 418 162
55 Yes, the chef is very familiar with your review from last time. 1.5465 0.01779 1526 871 476 179
56 Sparkling, still, or rain? 1.5459 0.02744 621 350 203 68
57 The manager wants to let you know he appreciated the honesty of your online review. 1.5454 0.01713 1740 1019 493 228
58 We apologize for losing your reservation. Our manager has informed me that your dinner will be on the house. 1.5433 0.01601 1907 1100 578 229
59 I don't recommend anything heavy. 1.5424 0.01898 1309 745 418 146
60 ... yes, since we opened the new terrace, we have been losing customers. 1.5420 0.01681 1760 1025 516 219
61 But we did reserve you the table with the best view. 1.5400 0.01598 1798 1016 593 189
62 Welcome to New York's latest theme restaurant, 'Wall Street 1929.' 1.5395 0.01808 1568 929 432 207
63 There you have it. A table by the window. Enjoy. 1.5346 0.01936 1229 702 397 130
64 I recommend the pigeon, it's very fresh. 1.5341 0.01909 1320 768 399 153
65 Might I suggest an extremely well balanced meal? 1.5337 0.01740 1574 913 482 179
66 I say we go for the table side flambé and watch him sweat. 1.5322 0.02409 870 518 241 111
67 . . . and, of course our pigeon is ledge-to-table. 1.5289 0.01869 1503 915 381 207
68 I assure you, there is no better view in the city. 1.5280 0.01750 1534 893 472 169
69 I'll be right back with some sugar packets for that wobbly table leg. 1.5268 0.02255 1025 624 262 139
70 If you drop a fork, just leave it. 1.5263 0.02067 1064 613 342 109
71 May I suggest an order of wings? 1.5258 0.01858 1453 872 398 183
72 Sir, I would remind you, this a no tipping section. 1.5258 0.01793 1493 880 441 172
73 Is this far enough from the bathroom for you? 1.5255 0.01803 1471 866 437 168
74 Too much atmosphere? 1.5250 0.01846 1419 840 413 166
75 Perhaps a glass of the house wine to take off the edge. 1.5240 0.02014 1103 634 360 109
76 Do either of you have any food allergies or suicidal tendencies I should be aware of? 1.5215 0.02172 1045 627 291 127
77 You had to mock his French accent didn't you?" 1.5209 0.02057 1196 726 317 153
78 Sometimes I think you’re ashamed to be seen with me. 1.5209 0.02060 1175 709 320 146
79 It's haute cuisine, but edgy. 1.5205 0.01949 1341 817 350 174
80 Good evening sir, and yes, apparently the Maitre D' did remember your last visit. 1.5179 0.01886 1315 777 395 143
81 The reviews said the view was breathtaking... 1.5171 0.01943 1315 797 356 162
82 I and the rest of the waitstaff prefer all "Make America Great Again" discussions take place on the patio. 1.5167 0.02031 1258 777 312 169
83 All of our meals are prepaid. 1.5166 0.01958 1266 761 356 149
84 Can I start you off with some Xanax? 1.5121 0.02077 1113 671 314 128
85 The food is ok, but most of our patrons come for the atmosphere 1.5093 0.01983 1180 705 349 126
86 Bottled, tap or rain? 1.5062 0.02050 1122 678 320 124
87 Well, you ordered the perch. 1.5061 0.02131 1073 657 289 127
88 Our specials are listed on the billboard across the street. 1.5055 0.02085 1096 666 306 124
89 You're lucky we have a smokers table. 1.5049 0.02045 1123 679 321 123
90 So, you work for Sarah Huckabee Sanders? 1.5028 0.02248 1072 689 227 156
91 Our wings are very popular. 1.5012 0.03374 421 258 115 48
92 Are you enjoying our 'Sarah Huckabee Sanders' table? 1.4995 0.02243 1025 649 240 136
93 If you prefer, a table just opened in the elevator. 1.4973 0.02558 736 455 196 85
94 Until you get fired from your Press Secretary job, let's make the reservations in my name. 1.4957 0.02329 930 587 225 118
95 Would you like our fall menu? 1.4948 0.02231 968 601 255 112
96 I wouldn't order anything too heavy. 1.4922 0.02201 957 588 267 102
97 It says, "Please pay your check before you eat. Thank you." 1.4906 0.02234 905 552 262 91
98 Just so you know, there's a one-drink maximum. 1.4904 0.02229 889 538 266 85
99 A table just opened up near the gargoyle, if you prefer. 1.4900 0.02288 896 555 243 98
100 If you will take another look at your Groupon, you will see it clearly states that dinner for two is "on the house," not "free." 1.4882 0.02332 893 562 226 105
101 If you feel a draft, I can close the window 1.4855 0.02352 863 542 223 98
102 Don't tip. 1.4848 0.02402 858 547 206 105
103 You must have read the review incorrectly. We’re a five story restaurant, but got a one star review. 1.4837 0.02396 858 547 207 104
104 I bet that table by the kitchen is looking pretty good now. 1.4834 0.02369 811 502 226 83
105 This was the only outdoor seating available. 1.4829 0.02277 847 518 249 80
106 Funny! His late wife used to sit right there. 1.4823 0.02401 790 490 219 81
107 As you requested, the smoking section. 1.4811 0.02385 821 515 217 89
108 Is the table by the kitchen still available? 1.4811 0.02326 819 504 236 79
109 Appetizer? Everyone orders the wings. 1.4807 0.02389 828 522 214 92
110 Sparkling, Still, Tap or Rain? 1.4799 0.02408 819 518 209 92
111 Life is uncertain. May I suggest you eat dessert first? 1.4794 0.02383 801 499 220 82
112 The couple on the fire escape would like to join you. 1.4792 0.02454 745 462 209 74
113 There used to be a larger smoking section 1.4791 0.02550 766 494 177 95
114 Welcome back Mr. "One star on Yelp". 1.4784 0.02770 648 418 150 80
115 But of course, sir! Our roast pigeon is both locally-sourced and farm-to-table. 1.4782 0.02366 803 499 224 80
116 Do you think he knows we work in the White House? 1.4777 0.02522 783 506 180 97
117 ...and finally, for $34.95, a giant Andean condor will swoop in and drop a Wild-Caught Pacific Salmon directly onto your plate. 1.4769 0.02490 780 499 190 91
118 The restrooms are just off to your right. And left. 1.4764 0.02530 785 510 176 99
119 Here for the early bird specials, I take it? 1.4754 0.02500 753 478 192 83
120 I assume the other couple will not be rejoining you? 1.4728 0.02565 698 441 184 73
121 May I suggest a cocktail to take the edge off? 1.4711 0.02446 726 451 208 67
122 And for dessert we have a Pineapple Upside Don't Look Down Cake. 1.4708 0.02611 701 451 170 80
123 If we make it through dinner, let’s have the death by chocolate. 1.4696 0.02553 690 435 186 69
124 Would you like still, sparkling, or captured rain water? 1.4695 0.02486 722 454 197 71
125 This table opened up because the last couple had a falling out. 1.4692 0.02467 714 445 203 66
126 When you asked for a table by the window, did you specify "inside"? 1.4690 0.02436 710 438 211 61
127 I'd recommend the cornice hen. 1.4690 0.02602 710 459 169 82
128 So, do you understand "al fresco" now? 1.4689 0.02441 708 437 210 61
129 The chef says you may come in after you quit asking for gluten free options. 1.4688 0.02686 672 436 157 79
130 Sparkling, or rain? 1.4685 0.02605 683 436 174 73
131 I assure you Madame, they only look like ants. 1.4684 0.02537 696 439 188 69
132 I hear the squab here is to die for. 1.4682 0.02601 660 416 179 65
133 And for your final course? 1.4675 0.02649 676 436 164 76
134 We apologize for the screaming. I'll be right back with a new knife. 1.4659 0.02522 689 433 191 65
135 Can you hear the crying baby now, sir? 1.4658 0.02618 657 417 174 66
136 This was Karl Wallendas' favorite table. 1.4652 0.02705 660 430 153 77
137 It's a pleasure to honor your "free dinner coupon". 1.4651 0.02549 688 436 184 68
138 Folks, I wanted to let you know that we’ll be closing the window in about 15 minutes. 1.4648 0.02523 682 428 191 63
139 Yes, the Groupon said "rooftop" dining. 1.4639 0.02556 679 430 183 66
140 Is this your first time to a ledgetarian restaurant? 1.4625 0.02661 666 432 160 74
141 Oh, so NOW you want the table by the kitchen? 1.4617 0.02638 665 429 165 71
142 Will the other two guests be rejoining you? 1.4617 0.02681 665 434 155 76
143 I would suggest a well-balanced meal. 1.4613 0.02594 659 419 176 64
144 I don't want to push you, but have you folks decided on your order? 1.4602 0.02644 654 421 165 68
145 Yelp review: Edgy new restaurant brings city dining to new heights 1.4601 0.02614 652 416 172 64
146 "May I suggest the jumbo wings to start?" 1.4601 0.02605 652 415 174 63
147 This is the best view we have 1.4589 0.02629 621 392 173 56
148 I’d bring you more bread, but the pigeons will just keep taking it. 1.4572 0.02821 584 380 141 63
149 I should mention that our "No Tipping" advisory has nothing to do with gratuities. 1.4569 0.02584 626 393 180 53
150 Might I suggest the roast pigeon. It is quite fresh and locally sourced." 1.4557 0.02678 621 399 161 61
151 Your drinks will be right out, Sir. Also, an Officer Davis on the phone sends the message that "you have so much to live for." 1.4539 0.02758 608 397 146 65
152 May I suggest the wings? 1.4535 0.02659 591 373 168 50
153 He heard we voted for Trump. 1.4530 0.02768 596 388 146 62
154 This is our VIP table for the current administration's top staffers. 1.4523 0.02854 597 398 128 71
155 And if you're feeling more adventurous, we can start with a blind tasting. 1.4514 0.02860 587 390 129 68
156 You wanted our smoking section. 1.4510 0.02801 592 389 139 64
157 I am sorry Secretary DeVos. I've checked with the owner; this is our only available table this evening. 1.4492 0.02871 581 387 127 67
158 Ah, you must be the couple who talked politics with the Maitre D' . 1.4485 0.02749 573 369 151 53
159 Both the kitchen and window will be closing in fifteen minutes. Thank you 1.4476 0.02696 572 364 160 48
160 Don't feel bad, he loved playing the violin... 1.4474 0.02836 561 367 137 57
161 As requested, secluded, good view, not near the kitchen, no annoying music, away from the entrance. 1.4472 0.02788 568 369 144 55
162 It's not the height which scares most patrons, it's the width. 1.4462 0.02790 558 361 145 52
163 Best if you don't lean back like that... 1.4458 0.02769 554 356 149 49
164 Is this table close enough to the window for you? 1.4454 0.02797 559 363 143 53
165 The chef has designated this table for our vegan, gluten, dairy, sodium free patrons 1.4450 0.02903 555 369 125 61
166 No, honey I said " lets try some place edgy" not ledgy. 1.4446 0.02849 551 361 135 55
167 Is this your first high tea? 1.4444 0.02798 549 355 144 50
168 We recommend a heavy meal - winds are coming from the east and gusting to thirty miles per hour. 1.4422 0.02809 536 346 143 47
169 Welcome to our new patio dining experience. 1.4420 0.02855 543 356 134 53
170 Outdoor table with view, just as requested in your OpenTable reservation. 1.4403 0.02857 536 351 134 51
171 if it's too drafty, I can shut the window 1.4403 0.02906 536 355 126 55
172 Everyone asks for outside seating, and then they complain. 1.4402 0.02765 527 336 150 41
173 We shouldn't have told him we were Trump supporters 1.4398 0.03079 523 358 100 65
174 If it gets too breezy, I'll close the window." 1.4385 0.02919 520 343 126 51
175 Your profile said that you like to live on the edge. 1.4382 0.02850 518 336 137 45
176 Enjoy the unobstructed view, but watch your step when you go to the rest rooms. 1.4380 0.02791 516 330 146 40
177 For starters, can I interest you in some breadcrumbs? 1.4377 0.02969 514 342 119 53
178 I wish they would call this something other than the fall menu. 1.4375 0.02765 512 325 150 37
179 Our specialty is the fresh wild squab, locally sourced, roof-to-table in 15 minutes. 1.4375 0.02939 512 338 124 50
180 I recommend the wings. 1.4368 0.02742 522 332 152 38
181 Due to circumstances beyond our control, the strolling violinist is not available. 1.4357 0.02664 482 295 164 23
182 Sir, may I suggest the pigeon? 1.4356 0.02968 505 335 120 50
183 No chicken tonight...but we do have pigeon. 1.4351 0.02917 501 328 128 45
184 My apologies - your souffle fell. Actually, it's still falling. 1.4349 0.03026 476 314 117 45
185 ...and of course if you have any allergies please let me know, your safety is very important to us. 1.4343 0.02969 495 327 121 47
186 On today's menu, we have a recipe for disaster 1.4336 0.03111 482 326 103 53
187 I highly recommend the pigeon 1.4335 0.02795 496 316 145 35
188 Our waiter seems a little pushy; and that worries me. 1.4329 0.02926 492 322 127 43
189 Not only is the view great out here, Mr. and Mrs. DeVos, but we can assure you no protesters will interrupt your dinner. 1.4327 0.03087 490 332 104 54
190 Would you like some bread crumbs for the table? 1.4327 0.03087 490 332 104 54
191 Mind if we move you over a little to fit another party in? 1.4324 0.02971 488 322 121 45
192 May I suggest our term policy for $19.95. 1.4319 0.03067 470 313 111 46
193 I believe Monsieur and Madame have discovered that the, ahem, "wretched little table next to the men's room" has a newfound appeal, n'est ce pas? 1.4315 0.03011 482 320 116 46
194 My name is Adam and I'll be talking you down from the ledge this evening. 1.4313 0.03052 473 315 112 46
195 Will you be having the fall special, then? 1.4304 0.02883 481 311 133 37
196 May I startle you off with something? 1.4304 0.02928 481 314 127 40
197 A true gentleman would have pulled out my chair. 1.4295 0.03081 454 301 111 42
198 You must have missed the small print on the Groupon. 1.4295 0.02862 475 305 136 34
199 For you, I recommend the wings. 1.4286 0.03099 469 316 105 48
200 Your reservation specified that you were to be seated in a space, and I quote: "...where there will be absolutely no children." Bon appetit. 1.4286 0.02995 469 309 119 41
201 Have we decided, or are we still up in the air? 1.4283 0.02927 474 309 127 38
202 Maybe you shouldn't have joked that we were reviewers from the "failing New York Times." 1.4283 0.03034 467 310 114 43
203 Restrooms are located directly below you. 1.4270 0.03128 466 316 101 49
204 Any food allergies or phobias? 1.4270 0.03038 466 310 113 43
205 Might I suggest the roast pigeon? 1.4270 0.03038 466 310 113 43
206 No, I am the chef, a drone will deliver your meal. 1.4267 0.03063 464 310 110 44
207 The squab is quite fresh. It arrives daily. 1.4267 0.02809 464 294 142 28
208 Your farm-to-table dinners should land any minute now. 1.4261 0.03051 460 306 112 42
209 My name is Mario and I'll be throwing your food at you from here tonight. 1.4258 0.03242 458 317 87 54
210 The smoking section sure has changed over the years 1.4248 0.03088 452 302 108 42
211 If you think your table is unsafe, you should try our shrimp scampi. 1.4248 0.03104 452 303 106 43
212 You have to stop telling people you work for Trump. 1.4244 0.03223 450 309 91 50
213 We bring dining alfresco to a new height. 1.4238 0.02970 453 296 122 35
214 May I suggest something that's quick. There's a high-wind advisory. 1.4235 0.03028 451 298 115 38
215 This is the table farthest from the kitchen. Bon Appetit 1.4235 0.02929 451 292 127 32
216 I dont' want to push you, but the kitchen will be closing soon. 1.4228 0.02997 447 293 119 35
217 Next time, please let us know if you will be late. 1.4225 0.03023 445 293 116 36
218 For here? Or to go? 1.4223 0.03126 431 287 106 38
219 This is where we seat folks who still ask for Trump Wine. 1.4221 0.03337 443 311 77 55
220 Do you have the Groupon with you, sir? 1.4221 0.03116 443 297 105 41
221 Groupon voucher, I presume? 1.4218 0.02939 441 285 126 30
222 Would you prefer the window open or closed? 1.4214 0.03119 439 294 105 40
223 The pigeon is very, very fresh. 1.4214 0.03051 439 290 113 36
224 You did ask if we had a smoking section. 1.4203 0.03010 433 283 118 32
225 May I recommend the '66 Haut Brion. The scintillating bouquet of dark fruit, forest floor, and smokey cedar pair well with the dumpster fire in the alley. 1.4200 0.03171 419 280 102 37
226 What? Your profile said 'living on the edge' and 'drinks with a view.' 1.4197 0.03099 436 291 107 38
227 You may come inside when you finish your vegetables. 1.4197 0.03313 436 304 81 51
228 We find this is less passive aggressive than spitting in your food. 1.4195 0.03257 410 277 94 39
229 Tonight's special is free range pigeon. 1.4190 0.03050 432 285 113 34
230 Is this table more comfortable, Secretary DeVos? 1.4182 0.03342 428 299 79 50
231 Try the pigeon,it's locally sourced 1.4182 0.03157 428 288 101 39
232 Is this far enough from the kitchen to meet your request sir? 1.4180 0.02991 433 283 119 31
233 If you don't tip me, I tip you. 1.4178 0.03185 426 288 98 40
234 You just had to tell them I voted Republican didn't you! 1.4178 0.03287 426 294 86 46
235 I'll give you a few minutes to decide if you're willing to look down at the menu. 1.4175 0.03071 424 280 111 33
236 You ordered take-out, right? 1.4175 0.03142 424 284 103 37
237 My name’s George. I’ll be your next waiter for the evening. 1.4171 0.03188 422 285 98 39
238 I see that you have some table reservations. 1.4171 0.03206 422 286 96 40
239 You said you wanted a table with a killer view 1.4167 0.03199 420 284 97 39
240 At Vertigo, you tip us and we don't tip you." 1.4159 0.03220 416 282 95 39
241 Let me know if you want to send your food back again. 1.4150 0.03255 400 270 94 36
242 Can I start you off with a little something for the vertigo? 1.4145 0.03189 415 280 98 37
243 Next time...Make a reservation. 1.4142 0.03114 408 270 107 31
244 I heard the free-range pigeons are to die for. 1.4140 0.03144 413 276 103 34
245 You should start with the wings. 1.4140 0.03068 413 272 111 30
246 But you must admit, the view is breathtaking. 1.4136 0.03173 411 276 100 35
247 You just missed the early birds. 1.4132 0.03127 409 272 105 32
248 This table has a two drink maximum. 1.4132 0.03165 409 274 101 34
249 Pay no attention to the gathering crowd. 1.4132 0.03146 409 273 103 33
250 No complaints about the view this week, sir? 1.4132 0.03146 409 273 103 33
251 I suggest the wings. 1.4128 0.03157 407 272 102 33
252 Appetizer? Wings, perhaps? 1.4119 0.03217 403 272 96 35
253 Well, you did say “as far from the kitchen as possible”, didn’t you? 1.4119 0.03178 403 270 100 33
254 I'm guessing you booked through Open Table? 1.4119 0.03236 403 273 94 36
255 You’re the one that wanted to go to the edgiest restaurant in the city. 1.4119 0.03119 403 267 106 30
256 Let me guess, you slipped the maître d' a single. 1.4115 0.03169 401 268 101 32
257 My name is Marcel and I am here to talk you down. 1.4115 0.03228 401 271 95 35
258 As you requested, a quiet table in the corner, and a great view. 1.4113 0.03154 389 257 104 28
259 This time,tip! 1.4110 0.03258 399 271 92 36
260 It’s our early fall menu. 1.4110 0.03059 399 261 112 26
261 Well, I see you won't be needing the third menu after all. 1.4106 0.03231 397 268 95 34
262 If madame and monsieur will follow me, a table has opened up in the stairwell. 1.4101 0.03359 395 273 82 40
263 We actually coined the phrase "Good to the last drop". 1.4095 0.03165 398 266 101 31
264 We are known mostly for our atmosphere. 1.4092 0.03344 391 269 84 38
265 If you’d like, a table has just opened next to the urinal. 1.4092 0.03441 391 274 74 43
266 The lady in the room right across from you should be starting her show in five minutes. 1.4089 0.03223 384 257 97 30
267 So, is this far enough from the kitchen and restrooms? 1.4086 0.03227 394 266 95 33
268 Well, you did request "al fresco." 1.4086 0.03062 394 258 111 25
269 I would suggest skipping the bread unless you really, really like pigeons. 1.4082 0.03337 392 270 84 38
270 The reviews said edgy... 1.4082 0.03094 392 258 108 26
271 Did you really have to insist on a table with a better view. 1.4082 0.03136 392 260 104 28
272 Is this far enough away from the band 1.4077 0.03249 390 264 93 33
273 Chef says your salad will be tossed sweetheart. Your steak too. 1.4077 0.03388 390 271 79 40
274 Would you like to start with something to take the edge off? 1.4077 0.03329 390 268 85 37
275 We have a selection of canopies below. 1.4067 0.03189 386 258 99 29
276 Either you tip me or I tip you 1.4062 0.03386 384 266 80 38
277 I believe they are chanting at you to skip dessert and jump, sir. 1.4062 0.03386 384 266 80 38
278 Your first responder will be with you shortly 1.4058 0.02751 382 236 137 9
279 The perch special is an excellent choice. 1.4058 0.03337 382 262 85 35
280 I hope you now understand our smoking policy. 1.4053 0.03158 380 252 102 26
281 It's down the ledge and to your right. 1.4053 0.03179 380 253 100 27
282 May I remind you you did ask for the terrace. 1.4048 0.03191 378 252 99 27
283 So, I think you'll find kitchen noise a bit less irritating now. 1.4048 0.03299 378 257 89 32
284 The rest of your party is here. 1.4047 0.03431 383 268 75 40
285 When you've made up your mind, you can come back inside. 1.4043 0.03332 376 257 86 33
286 Tonight, payment in advance will be kindly required. 1.4043 0.03374 376 259 82 35
287 Yes sir, this definitely is the Upper East Side! 1.4043 0.03180 376 250 100 26
288 When they said this place was edgy, I thought they meant the food. 1.4040 0.03644 302 204 74 24
289 Please be patient. We've lost several waiters recently. 1.4037 0.03279 374 253 91 30
290 No, Mr. Bond. I expect you to dine. 1.4032 0.03400 372 257 80 35
291 As you can see , the pigeon we serve is locally sourced. 1.4032 0.03225 372 249 96 27
292 I did warn all three of you not to push your chairs back too far. 1.4027 0.03391 370 255 81 34
293 I’ll bring menus as soon as you sign the waivers. 1.4021 0.03306 373 254 88 31
294 Today's special is perch. 1.4021 0.03328 373 255 86 32
295 I said, I like living on the edge, not the ledge. 1.4016 0.03229 371 249 95 27
296 You said you'd take the last corner table we had available. 1.4016 0.03318 371 253 87 31
297 I don’t mean to rush you, but the window will be closing in five minutes. 1.4016 0.03384 371 256 81 34
298 Please accept our apology. The chef thought you were with the current Administration. 1.4011 0.03524 369 261 68 40
299 Sparkling, still, or rain gutter? 1.4011 0.03375 369 254 82 33
300 Sparkling, tap, or if you wait five minutes, rain? 1.4006 0.03092 362 236 107 19
301 Not what I had in mind when I said 'let's eat out.' 1.3994 0.03368 363 249 83 31
302 We noted your last Yelp review mentioned your table was too close to the kitchen. 1.3994 0.03391 363 250 81 32
303 Dinner is on the house. 1.3994 0.03435 363 252 77 34
304 If you put a matchbook under the leg, it'll be less tippy. 1.3994 0.03435 363 252 77 34
305 We're uploading the full menu to the cloud. 1.3994 0.03471 348 240 77 31
306 You're the one who wanted to be reseated as far away from the kitchen as possible! 1.3989 0.03265 361 243 92 26
307 I believe your reservation simply requested outdoor seating. 1.3989 0.03145 361 238 102 21
308 Our special of the day will be landing shortly. 1.3989 0.03358 361 247 84 30
309 May I suggest something not too heavy. 1.3989 0.03358 361 247 84 30
310 Just think, I had to call two months in advance for the corner table" 1.3989 0.03194 361 240 98 23
311 The special tonight is cornice hen. 1.3989 0.03515 361 254 70 37
312 These prices seem really high. 1.3989 0.03381 361 248 82 31
313 Yes Sir...this is where we put all the lawyers. 1.3983 0.03348 359 245 85 29
314 The restrooms are to the gentleman’s left. 1.3978 0.03476 357 249 74 34
315 When I said ‘Ideally, a table in a corner location with good views...’ 1.3977 0.03273 352 236 92 24
316 I recommend the perch special 1.3966 0.03386 353 242 82 29
317 Your complimentary free-range pigeon appetizers should arrive shortly. Just sit very still. 1.3966 0.03386 353 242 82 29
318 The chef says you can come in if you stop ordering well done. 1.3960 0.03327 351 238 87 26
319 Table by the window or nothing", you said 1.3960 0.03302 351 237 89 25
320 Sorry for the wait. The line is out the fire escape. 1.3960 0.03351 351 239 85 27
321 Is there table service or do we order at the window? 1.3960 0.03423 351 242 79 30
322 Sir, all of our cuisine is haute. 1.3960 0.03494 351 245 73 33
323 You insisted on a table by the window. 1.3960 0.03375 351 240 83 28
324 I'm sorry, there will be no wine pairing tonight. Our sommelier had a slight misstep. 1.3954 0.03214 349 232 96 21
325 The Yelp review was literally a yelp. 1.3954 0.03460 349 242 76 31
326 My sister is joining us. 1.3954 0.03600 349 248 64 37
327 They said al fresco 1.3948 0.03426 347 239 79 29
328 You really meant it when you said, “I’m Going to get us a table no matter what.” 1.3948 0.03277 347 233 91 23
329 I wouldn’t recommend anything heavy. 1.3948 0.03474 347 241 75 31
330 What kind of dive is this? 1.3942 0.03488 345 240 74 31
331 Try the pidgeon 1.3942 0.03415 345 237 80 28
332 It's our special Fall menu. 1.3942 0.03390 345 236 82 27
333 How many were you? 1.3942 0.03315 345 233 88 24
334 Yes, we are a 3-star restaurant, and you will see them all shortly after sunset. 1.3942 0.03211 345 229 96 20
335 Why can’t you just admit you forgot about our anniversary again? 1.3940 0.03537 335 233 72 30
336 Can I get you something to take the edge off? 1.3936 0.03453 343 237 77 29
337 We were curious if you finally found the temperature to your satisfaction 1.3936 0.03116 343 224 103 16
338 You HAD to ask for a table with a view. 1.3936 0.03403 343 235 81 27
339 We were only able to squeeze you in due to a last minute catastro... er cancellation. 1.3936 0.03276 343 230 91 22
340 Gratuities are mandatory, if you know what I mean. 1.3936 0.03378 343 234 83 26
341 The souffle is not available. It fell. 1.3936 0.03453 343 237 77 29
342 The pidgeon is excellent, and fresh. 1.3930 0.03660 341 244 60 37
343 And for dessert, I recommend our pie in the sky. 1.3930 0.03442 341 235 78 28
344 Yelp recommended it for its edgy vibe" 1.3930 0.03366 341 232 84 25
345 We've been over this a thousand times. This is not a restaurant, I am not a waiter, and there is no soup du jour. I'm wearing this for an audition. Now, please come back inside, mom and dad. 1.3918 0.03628 342 244 62 36
346 Everything is a little steep here, don’t you think? 1.3917 0.03643 337 240 62 35
347 You dropped the fork, you pick it up. 1.3912 0.03522 340 238 71 31
348 You wanted a table in the smoking section, right? 1.3912 0.03345 340 231 85 24
349 I would recommend the "Death by Chocolate" as a better choice. 1.3905 0.03410 338 232 80 26
350 I trust THIS table isn't "too close to the kitchen." 1.3905 0.03279 338 227 90 21
351 The wind is out of the south at 15 knots this evening, we recommend a heavy dressing on the salad,...Monsieur. 1.3904 0.03366 333 226 84 23
352 The chef recommends a balanced meal. 1.3899 0.03397 336 230 81 25
353 The reviews said it was edgy. 1.3899 0.03345 336 228 85 23
354 Welcome to 'You Catch It, We'll Cook It.' 1.3892 0.03540 334 234 70 30
355 Mr Robinson, your wife has gone now. Would you like to come back inside? 1.3892 0.03489 334 232 74 28
356 AND for dessert, we have a spectacular DEATH BY CHOCOLATE 1.3892 0.03616 334 237 64 33
357 Is this far enough from the kitchen? 1.3892 0.03331 334 226 86 22
358 Next time I would highly recommend making reservations, sir. 1.3892 0.03304 334 225 88 21
359 Roasted pigeon is our specialty for tonite..... 1.3886 0.03529 332 232 71 29
360 I was aware of your fear of heights, but you neglected to mention your fear of widths. 1.3886 0.03477 332 230 75 27
361 I’m Mario, I’ll be your negotiator today. 1.3884 0.03568 327 229 69 29
362 We will begin with the check, obviously 1.3882 0.03386 322 218 83 21
363 I see you dropped your napkin, sir. 1.3879 0.03570 330 232 68 30
364 Look down and you'll see our Fall Special is an Egg Drop Soup–it's to die for. 1.3879 0.03595 330 233 66 31
365 The usual, Mr. Cruise? 1.3877 0.03475 325 224 76 25
366 Reviews called this an “edgy new restaurant”. So far so good. 1.3865 0.03299 326 219 88 19
367 I recommend the Linguini Afraido or the Petrified Sole. 1.3863 0.03586 321 225 68 28
368 On the front of the menu you will see todays specials and if you turn to the back, our insurance policy. 1.3856 0.03462 319 219 77 23
369 Should I tell him I dropped my fork again? 1.3844 0.03619 320 226 65 29
370 "If you want to see and be seen, this is the table. 1.3844 0.03367 320 217 83 20
371 It says terror, not terroir. 1.3839 0.03374 323 220 82 21
372 Would that be close enough to a window, sir? 1.3829 0.03510 316 219 73 24
373 I'm afraid your only options are tossed salad and the catch of the day. I'll do the tossing and you can do the catching... 1.3829 0.03651 316 224 63 29
374 I recommend you start with dessert. 1.3829 0.03678 316 225 61 30
375 Sorry for the delay, my name is Herbert and I'll be your replacement waiter. 1.3829 0.03567 316 221 69 26
376 Dining out, are we? 1.3829 0.03304 316 212 87 17
377 Don't worry, you will have that sidewalk table before you know it. 1.3829 0.03482 316 218 75 23
378 We read your online review. Rest assured, you will never sit near the kitchen, again. 1.3829 0.03595 316 222 67 27
379 Tipping is not required but greatly encouraged. 1.3829 0.03424 316 216 79 21
380 We've brought dining alfresco to a whole new level. 1.3829 0.03364 316 214 83 19
381 Greetings. The Specials for this evening are perched on the board behind you." 1.3829 0.03424 316 216 79 21
382 Most restaurants don't even have a smoking section. 1.3829 0.03539 316 220 71 25
383 I assure you this is the best table in the whole restaurant, Mrs Clinton, compliments of our new owner, Donald Trump. 1.3826 0.03693 311 221 61 29
384 We only ask that you please don't tip. 1.3822 0.03554 314 219 70 25
385 Squab. See one you like? 1.3822 0.03496 314 217 74 23
386 My name is Roger and I'll be taking your orders and any last wishes. 1.3822 0.03525 314 218 72 24
387 I suggest the cornice hen. 1.3822 0.03611 314 221 66 27
388 No matter what happens, this time we leave a large tip. 1.3822 0.03438 314 215 78 21
389 I used a new website, "Open Window", to book our table! 1.3822 0.03467 314 216 76 22
390 Please enjoy our special seating area for Trump Administration officials. 1.3814 0.03683 312 222 61 29
391 Maybe next time Monsieur will think twice about trying to order in French. 1.3814 0.03598 312 219 67 26
392 Will others be joining you? 1.3814 0.03452 312 214 77 21
393 Remember folks, our windows close at 9:00 p.m.sharp. 1.3814 0.03540 312 217 71 24
394 Well you did ask for a table by the window. 1.3814 0.03511 312 216 73 23
395 We ask that you don't jump when you get your bill. 1.3814 0.03482 312 215 75 22
396 For a positive Yelp review I can seat you on our patio WITH railing. 1.3806 0.03555 310 216 70 24
397 I see you have selected our discounted Restaurant Week option. 1.3806 0.03496 310 214 74 22
398 I know you said this new place was 'edgy,' Gerald, but really!!! 1.3806 0.03466 310 213 76 21
399 Well now ... we trust the gentleman finds the table sufficiently private for the important discussion he mentioned the three times he phoned us to confirm his reservation? 1.3806 0.03405 310 211 80 19
400 Tip me or I tip you. 1.3806 0.03585 310 217 68 25
401 I suggest a balanced meal. 1.3799 0.03511 308 213 73 22
402 Asked for a secluded table without tipping the maitre d' , I see. 1.3799 0.03481 308 212 75 21
403 This place is for the birds. 1.3799 0.03600 308 216 67 25
404 Kitchen and window both close in 15 minutes. 1.3791 0.03733 306 219 58 29
405 Most of our guests go easy on alcohol. 1.3791 0.03434 306 209 78 19
406 I'm sorry Ms. Huckabee-Sanders, this is the best table we have for you. 1.3791 0.03846 306 223 50 33
407 Our rooftop specialty of the day is cage-free pigeon. 1.3791 0.03526 306 212 72 22
408 This IS our "Romantic, Outdoor Seating With a View To Die For" table. 1.3791 0.03675 306 217 62 27
409 Dining out. 1.3783 0.03479 304 209 75 20
410 First time at a pop-up restaurant? 1.3775 0.03494 302 208 74 20
411 Of course the pigeon is fresh 1.3775 0.03525 302 209 72 21
412 No little umbrellas in your drinks unless the winds die down. 1.3767 0.03509 300 207 73 20
413 Care to hear about our Fall specials? 1.3766 0.03936 239 165 58 16
414 The couple with the baby just left. 1.3758 0.03459 298 204 76 18
415 Is that far enough from the kitchen, Monsieur? 1.3758 0.03742 298 213 58 27
416 Sorry Congressman, but this is the only table left in Washington where we can assure you that you won't be secretly recorded. 1.3758 0.03681 298 211 62 25
417 For starters I recommend our safety railing. 1.3750 0.03789 296 213 55 28
418 They told me the patio wouldn't be crowded. 1.3746 0.03269 291 193 87 11
419 The catch of the day is pigeon. Let us know when you’ve caught one. 1.3741 0.03651 294 207 64 23
420 If you can "accidentally" drop your entire lasagne through the sunroof of my ex-girlfriend's Prius, I'll comp your whole meal. 1.3741 0.03788 286 204 57 25
421 So, how do you like dating my old girlfriend 1.3737 0.03625 297 209 65 23
422 Just don't order croutons for your salads 1.3733 0.03825 292 211 53 28
423 They say the food is to die for. 1.3729 0.03479 295 203 74 18
424 Why do I always get the wobbly table? 1.3728 0.03679 287 202 63 22
425 I’m sorry, folks, but the soufflé fell. 1.3724 0.03652 290 204 64 22
426 I recommend the locally sourced ledge-to-table squab 1.3724 0.03717 290 206 60 24
427 The pigeons should be here shortly with your bread. 1.3724 0.03717 290 206 60 24
428 This is the ‘Air’ part of my B&B. 1.3719 0.03696 285 201 62 22
429 We have found that fear of imminent death sharpens the senses. 1.3719 0.03629 285 199 66 20
430 No. I would recall if I've eaten here before. 1.3715 0.03734 288 205 59 24
431 Would you like me to tell you about our specials or talk you off the ledge? 1.3715 0.03734 288 205 59 24
432 The pigeon is locally sourced. It’s ledge-to-table. 1.3715 0.03701 288 204 61 23
433 All you said,dear,was to make reservations and to be sure to get a table by the window. 1.3715 0.03924 288 211 47 30
434 And our pigeon is ledge-to-table. 1.3715 0.03766 288 206 57 25
435 Mon dieu. You told me you wanted the table farthest from the kitchen. 1.3715 0.03323 288 193 83 12
436 The maitre d' said you used to beat the snot out of him in school. 1.3715 0.03534 288 199 71 18
437 You can bring your table in when you two start getting along. 1.3715 0.03830 288 208 53 27
438 You did say 'first available." 1.3715 0.03830 288 208 53 27
439 It's a one drink limit on the ledge. 1.3715 0.03500 288 198 73 17
440 Gratuity is included for obvious reasons. 1.3706 0.03618 286 200 66 20
441 Oh, yeah, that's a typo. It should say: fingerling potatoes roasted in the drippings of the pigeon. 1.3706 0.03784 286 205 56 25
442 If push comes to shove, I'll take mine to go. 1.3706 0.03784 286 205 56 25
443 I hope this is private enough for you? 1.3706 0.03480 286 196 74 16
444 For the safety of our customers and pedestrians below, we don't serve alcohol on the patio. 1.3706 0.03480 286 196 74 16
445 And what would you like for your last meal? 1.3706 0.03685 286 202 62 22
446 You could’ve at least pulled my chair out.” 1.3706 0.03550 286 198 70 18
447 Would you like to check your cellphone reception again now.? 1.3701 0.03696 281 198 62 21
448 The window closes at nine 1.3697 0.03566 284 197 69 18
449 The only risk is not tipping well. 1.3697 0.03769 284 203 57 24
450 Perhaps you’d like to see our Fall menu 1.3692 0.03572 279 193 69 17
451 Sir, our ledge seating must pay in advance. 1.3688 0.03754 282 201 58 23
452 Is this private enough? 1.3688 0.03401 282 191 78 13
453 So, you order at the window, yes? 1.3688 0.03686 282 199 62 21
454 Should I have slipped him a 20 instead of a 5? 1.3688 0.03474 282 193 74 15
455 Well, you said you wanted a corner table. 1.3688 0.03651 282 198 64 20
456 May I recommend the in-house special tonight? 1.3688 0.03754 282 201 58 23
457 I told you not to take the job at the white house! 1.3688 0.03918 282 206 48 28
458 Your total is $88.70, we'll see you at the next window. 1.3682 0.03731 277 196 60 21
459 People come here for the atmosphere. 1.3679 0.03562 280 194 69 17
460 Enough. Just admit you forgot our anniversary. 1.3679 0.03562 280 194 69 17
461 I guess this what they meant by "To-die-for views of the City." 1.3679 0.03703 280 198 61 21
462 The prices include the cost of this fantastic birds-eye view. 1.3679 0.03703 280 198 61 21
463 Honey, I need a drink to take the edge off. 1.3679 0.03737 280 199 59 22
464 May I describe our Early Bird Specials? 1.3679 0.03839 280 202 53 25
465 Did your guest leave? 1.3679 0.03737 280 199 59 22
466 Well you were the one who insisted on being seated immediately. 1.3678 0.04020 242 172 51 19
467 Death by Chocolate" is probably your best choice 1.3669 0.03823 278 200 54 24
468 The only safe place White House staffers can eat in peace. 1.3669 0.03789 278 199 56 23
469 l guess I’ll have the shit on a shingle. 1.3665 0.03926 281 206 47 28
470 Is this far enough from the kitchen for you? 1.3665 0.03692 281 199 61 21
471 They say the view here is ledge-endary. 1.3663 0.03584 273 189 68 16
472 May I start you both off with a Valium? 1.3659 0.03773 276 197 57 22
473 Unfortunately, this is our only available table away from the crying kid. 1.3653 0.03749 271 192 59 20
474 Are there any food allergies or phobias you'd like me to be aware of? 1.3650 0.03573 274 190 68 16
475 This IS our most romantic spot. Its known as "Lovers Leap" 1.3650 0.03861 274 198 52 24
476 Sorry about your guest. That happens sometimes. 1.3650 0.03791 274 196 56 22
477 You may want to try our specialty..."cornice hen". 1.3650 0.03756 274 195 58 21
478 Well, the rents in Manhattan are ridiculously high. 1.3650 0.03684 274 193 62 19
479 Tipping is highly discouraged here.” 1.3650 0.03756 274 195 58 21
480 The restroom is down one flight and through the first window. 1.3643 0.03911 269 195 50 24
481 After months of planning, he found the perfect spot to ask her to either 'take the leap' or 'make the plunge'. 1.3643 0.03617 269 187 66 16
482 'Forgive me, but the hostess, she inform me you are a party of THREE, no? - Ah, sacré bleu, not again!' 1.3640 0.03774 272 194 57 21
483 But you said, 'As far away from the kitchen as possible'. 1.3640 0.03664 272 191 63 18
484 Will anybody else be joining you? 1.3630 0.03755 270 192 58 20
485 This isn't what I meant when I said, 'Let's go someplace edgy.' 1.3630 0.03792 270 193 56 21
486 Yes madam, this seating is the furthest we have from the kitchen. 1.3630 0.03606 270 188 66 16
487 I assume you didn't tip the maitre d. 1.3630 0.03681 270 190 62 18
488 My name is Wallenda- I will be your server tonight. 1.3630 0.03644 270 189 64 17
489 You're right - the view does take your breath away. 1.3619 0.03622 268 187 65 16
490 You DID ask for a table next to the window. 1.3619 0.03465 268 183 73 12
491 This place is just a little too edgy ... don't you think?? 1.3619 0.03954 268 196 47 25
492 I told you to stop complaining about being so close to the kitchen, but no . . . 1.3619 0.03810 268 192 55 21
493 May I suggest the upside-down cake. 1.3619 0.03883 268 194 51 23
494 And should you need it, the bathroom is one ledge above. 1.3619 0.03847 268 193 53 22
495 If you're leaning toward the salad...Don't. 1.3614 0.03932 249 178 52 19
496 Go ahead and choose from the drop-down menu. 1.3588 0.03633 262 183 64 15
497 We are delighted to accommodate you tonight even without a reservation 1.3588 0.03752 262 186 58 18
498 Do you have any questions about the liability waiver? 1.3588 0.03791 262 187 56 19
499 I'm thinking a well balanced meal is in order here. 1.3588 0.03713 262 185 60 17
500 It's either the most exclusive table in New York or the maitre'd found out I made the reservation under D. Trump. 1.3588 0.03829 262 188 54 20
501 Well at least we're not right by the bathrooms. 1.3588 0.03791 262 187 56 19
502 Our specialty today is ‘supreme de pigeon,’a free-range bird that Monsieur and Madame may choose directly. 1.3580 0.03841 257 184 54 19
503 Ah yes, the perch, excellent choice. 1.3577 0.03770 260 185 57 18
504 ``Good evening. My name is Stanley, I'll be your server. And there's no way in hell I'm coming out there." 1.3577 0.03925 260 189 49 22
505 We found out the hard way a table for four doesn’t work in this space. 1.3577 0.03810 260 186 55 19
506 May I recommend starting with a drink with a little parachute? 1.3569 0.04093 255 189 41 25
507 I recommend the pigeon, it arrives fresh daily 1.3566 0.03584 258 179 66 13
508 Is the menu edgy enough for you now, sir? 1.3566 0.03945 258 188 48 22
509 At least we're not by the bathroom this time. 1.3566 0.03456 258 176 72 10
510 When I made the reservation I expected that 'edgy ambiance' would be something entirely different. 1.3566 0.03829 258 185 54 19
511 Our food is great, but we are mostly known for our atmosphere. 1.3566 0.03907 258 187 50 21
512 Care to try our wings? 1.3566 0.04021 258 190 44 24
513 Have you any food allergies or phobias for which the kitchen should be aware? 1.3566 0.04058 258 191 42 25
514 Would you care for a starter of breadcrumbs? 1.3566 0.03868 258 186 52 20
515 As requested, a table near a window. 1.3566 0.03749 258 183 58 17
516 Well, honestly, would you rather be here or in front of the men's room? 1.3557 0.03629 253 176 64 13
517 Darling, you win! You’ve found us the edgiest place in the city! 1.3555 0.03767 256 182 57 17
518 I'm afraid your meal may be delayed. The chef just stepped out. 1.3555 0.03726 256 181 59 16
519 This is not what I meant when I said I wanted to start living on the edge 1.3555 0.04004 256 188 45 23
520 You the couple who insisted on a table by the window? 1.3555 0.03726 256 181 59 16
521 We also have some tables by the dumpster, but it's a 20 minute wait. 1.3555 0.03887 256 185 51 20
522 This is our special seating area for yelpers 1.3555 0.03767 256 182 57 17
523 This is our special table for Groupon customers. 1.3548 0.03764 248 175 58 15
524 Boy, do they remember when you don't leave a tip. 1.3546 0.03775 251 178 57 16
525 We wanted our restaurant to be edgy. 1.3546 0.03817 251 179 55 17
526 But sir, you asked for something by the window. 1.3541 0.03795 257 184 55 18
527 Can I get started with cocktails, an appetizer or some Dramamine? 1.3537 0.03649 246 171 63 12
528 Have you had a chance to read the waiver? 1.3534 0.03664 249 174 62 13
529 Would you like me to recommend something to take the edge off, sir? 1.3532 0.03805 252 180 55 17
530 If it’s not too much of an imposition, would you mind paying before you order? 1.3532 0.03678 252 177 61 14
531 Welcome to Ledge and Airy, may I take your order? 1.3532 0.03927 252 183 49 20
532 Exclusive enough for you? 1.3532 0.03678 252 177 61 14
533 With this special seating your food will be delivered by Drone 1.3532 0.03763 252 179 57 16
534 Did that sugar packet help with the table? 1.3532 0.03846 252 181 53 18
535 So, is this table far enough "away from the riff-raff" for sir? 1.3532 0.03927 252 183 49 20
536 Tell me again: You scored the favorite table of which White House staffer? 1.3532 0.03968 252 184 47 21
537 Enjoy! Your dinner is on the house. 1.3522 0.03941 247 179 49 19
538 He said it was the last window table he had. 1.3522 0.03982 247 180 47 20
539 Hon, isn’t this carrying al fresco a little to far? 1.3522 0.03637 247 172 63 12
540 Bienvenue au restaurant “L’edge”. I am your waiter, Gaston. 1.3522 0.03941 247 179 49 19
541 The fresh air, elevation, and fear for your life will pair nicely with the filet. 1.3522 0.03813 247 176 55 16
542 Any interest in sharing a bottle of helium? 1.3522 0.03813 247 176 55 16
543 So exclusive, nobody gets in. 1.3522 0.03813 247 176 55 16
544 She’s not falling for him. 1.3520 0.04028 250 184 44 22
545 Hi, I'm Kyle. I'll be taking care of you this evening along with the fire department. 1.3510 0.03833 245 175 54 16
546 This takes al fresco dining to new heights! 1.3510 0.04086 245 181 42 22
547 Tonight's special is our chef's exciting take on street food. It comes with no sides. 1.3510 0.04045 245 180 44 21
548 Don't think we don't pay attention to your Yelp reviews. 1.3510 0.03833 245 175 54 16
549 May I suggest small plates this evening? 1.3498 0.03717 243 171 59 13
550 Please, no tipping. 1.3498 0.03940 243 176 49 18
551 I guess they recognize you as a Trump cabinet member from being on Meet the Press 1.3498 0.03982 243 177 47 19
552 What would you like to order from the early-bird menu? 1.3498 0.03896 243 175 51 17
553 For your safety we don't offer thin crust pizza on windy days. 1.3498 0.03896 243 175 51 17
554 You did request a table by the window, sir. 1.3498 0.03852 243 174 53 16
555 Sir, I believe It was your request to dine al fresco. 1.3498 0.03852 243 174 53 16
556 We're staying! It took me months to get this table... 1.3498 0.03852 243 174 53 16
557 May I suggest the bird’s nest soup? 1.3498 0.03808 243 173 55 15
558 You did say any table will do. 1.3498 0.03808 243 173 55 15
559 For your first course, we recommend the insurance policy. 1.3498 0.03940 243 176 49 18
560 Is this table far enough away from the kitchen for you? 1.3498 0.03852 243 174 53 16
561 Next time you ask for 'by the window' I suggest you say 'inside.' 1.3498 0.03940 243 176 49 18
562 Can I start you both off with some Xanax? 1.3498 0.04067 243 179 43 21
563 You brought me here so I wouldn’t make a scene, right? 1.3498 0.03808 243 173 55 15
564 As you requested, a private table with a view. Just don't look straight down. 1.3485 0.03736 241 170 58 13
565 And for my ex-wife? 1.3485 0.03960 241 175 48 18
566 Our food is just O.K., but the views are killer. 1.3485 0.03872 241 173 52 16
567 Tonight’s special is roof-to-table pigeon 1.3485 0.03827 241 172 54 15
568 Next time let’s forget about asking for a table with a view 1.3485 0.03736 241 170 58 13
569 I couldn't help but overhear about our "lack of atmosphere." 1.3485 0.03594 241 167 64 10
570 That's why I gave you the take out menu. 1.3485 0.03917 241 174 50 17
571 This is our safest table for members of the current administration. 1.3485 0.04004 241 176 46 19
572 Your privacy as requested sir! 1.3485 0.03782 241 171 56 14
573 Well, it is BY the window. 1.3485 0.03872 241 173 52 16
574 For the last time: I didn't mind your mother joining us tonight. I pulled out her chair to be chivalrous 1.3485 0.03917 241 174 50 17
575 I gather Monsieur that you are the critic from the "New Yorker". 1.3485 0.03960 241 175 48 18
576 For starters, I recommend not looking down. 1.3485 0.03736 241 170 58 13
577 Lately complaints about service have really fallen off. 1.3485 0.03872 241 173 52 16
578 Certainly sir, the pigeon is ledge to table. 1.3485 0.04004 241 176 46 19
579 You did ask for a quiet table for two. 1.3473 0.03847 239 171 53 15
580 Make a decision, or I lock the window. 1.3460 0.04047 237 174 44 19
581 Your garlic onion anchovy pizza and two large bowls of chili with extra beans will be right out. 1.3460 0.03958 237 172 48 17
582 Sorry we're running late, but we lost two more servers today. 1.3460 0.03913 237 171 50 16
583 Oui. The pigeon is fresh, madame. 1.3460 0.03820 237 169 54 14
584 Thank you for joining us tonight at L'Edge. 1.3460 0.04091 237 175 42 20
585 Since that regrettable incident with the dropped fork, the City only allows us to serve finger food out here. 1.3460 0.03725 237 167 58 12
586 I'd like to clarify our policy of "no tipping" 1.3458 0.04055 240 177 43 20
587 This place is very edgy. 1.3458 0.04011 240 176 45 19
588 One more try, sir? Or is this far enough from the kitchen? 1.3458 0.03968 240 175 47 18
589 I thought you like to eat out. 1.3458 0.03879 240 173 51 16
590 Far enough from the kitchen for you folks? 1.3458 0.04011 240 176 45 19
591 LIVES CLOSE TO THE EDGE. I love it when Tinder profiles are so accurate! 1.3448 0.04153 232 172 40 20
592 You'll find your parachute located in a pouch underneath your seat. 1.3448 0.04016 232 169 46 17
593 Again sir, dining alfresco is not an option here. Now kindly return the table and chairs to the dining room. 1.3448 0.03921 232 167 50 15
594 Sharon debated if it would be more painful to sit through dinner with her ex or fall to her death. 1.3448 0.03969 232 168 48 16
595 I'll happily bring you some wine, but glass bottles are prohibited in this section of the restaurant. 1.3448 0.03776 232 164 56 12
596 I suggest you stick with the perch. 1.3447 0.03840 235 168 53 14
597 Feel like pigeon. What about you? 1.3447 0.03744 235 166 57 12
598 The pigeon is ledge-to-fork." 1.3447 0.03979 235 171 47 17
599 When we say “al fresco” we mean it. 1.3447 0.03744 235 166 57 12
600 You had to insist on a corner table, didn’t you Barbara? 1.3447 0.03979 235 171 47 17
601 You have choice of two sides. 1.3447 0.04025 235 172 45 18
602 We are so glad to be able to seat you so quickly. This table just became available after the last gust of wind. 1.3447 0.03695 235 165 59 11
603 The maitre d' asked me to express his appreciation for the $2. 1.3447 0.04158 235 175 39 21
604 The pigeon is fresh, caught today. 1.3447 0.03933 235 170 49 16
605 Don't blame me. You asked for the non-cell phone section. 1.3447 0.04025 235 172 45 18
606 May I suggest the pigeon? It's a local specialty. 1.3447 0.04158 235 175 39 21
607 When you said you were going out on a ledge for me, I thought you were being metaphorical. 1.3447 0.03840 235 168 53 14
608 I trust this is sufficiently far from the bathroom door. 1.3447 0.03744 235 166 57 12
609 Our Egg Drop Soup is literally the most authentic you will find 1.3447 0.04025 235 172 45 18
610 Don't worry about the pigeons. They leave when the sun goes down before the bats arrive. 1.3447 0.03840 235 168 53 14
611 We reserve this special table for restaurant critics like yourselves. 1.3447 0.03887 235 169 51 15
612 This menu is for the birds. 1.3445 0.03989 238 174 46 18
613 We don't actually have any food, it's all about the ambiance. 1.3435 0.03942 230 166 49 15
614 I am sorry, but wine is only available by the glass in this section. 1.3433 0.03713 233 164 58 11
615 May I interest you in anything to drink? Perhaps a bottle of wine to take the edge off? 1.3433 0.04047 233 171 44 18
616 Merely a formality, but we do ask that you please pre-pay. 1.3433 0.03907 233 168 50 15
617 We ask that all 'ledge' customers pay in advance." 1.3433 0.03907 233 168 50 15
618 Our special should be flying in momentarily. 1.3433 0.04001 233 170 46 17
619 And yes, the squab is locally sourced. 1.3433 0.03954 233 169 48 16
620 Your pigeon will be with you shortly. 1.3433 0.03860 233 167 52 14
621 Tonight's special is pigeon, locally raised only 2 feet from where you're sitting. 1.3433 0.03907 233 168 50 15
622 Our special appetizer is bird drop soup. 1.3433 0.04092 233 172 42 19
623 Sidewalk dining is so out. 1.3433 0.03954 233 169 48 16
624 Our special tonight is Pigeon. Very fresh. 1.3421 0.04060 228 167 44 17
625 The Catch of the Day should be landing shorty. 1.3421 0.03915 228 164 50 14
626 The special tonight is free range pigeon. 1.3421 0.03815 228 162 54 12
627 I’m sorry, but all ledge patrons must pay for dinner upfront. 1.3421 0.04012 228 166 46 16
628 For what it's worth, monsieur, I thought your review was more than fair. 1.3420 0.03928 231 167 49 15
629 Let me guess...Groupon? 1.3420 0.04069 231 170 43 18
630 FYI there’s a two drink maximum for that table. 1.3420 0.03880 231 166 51 14
631 Is rainwater OK or would you prefer tap? 1.3420 0.04069 231 170 43 18
632 I am so pleased you made a stink about their lack of outdoor seating. 1.3420 0.03976 231 168 47 16
633 Edgy". "Ledgy". Yes, Myron, words do matter 1.3420 0.03976 231 168 47 16
634 Would you like to hear about our fall menu? 1.3420 0.04115 231 171 41 19
635 As you can see the pigeon is not only local but free range. 1.3420 0.03976 231 168 47 16
636 I thought there were 3 in your party. 1.3420 0.03681 231 162 59 10
637 Just sign the waiver agreement so we can order. 1.3420 0.03880 231 166 51 14
638 Our squab is sourced locally........ 1.3420 0.03976 231 168 47 16
639 Our hostess has a long memory for poor tippers. 1.3420 0.03928 231 167 49 15
640 May I recommend the pigeon. It's very fresh. 1.3420 0.04250 231 174 35 22
641 It used to be our smokers table. Now it’s for Trump fans. 1.3420 0.04069 231 170 43 18
642 You tip me and I won’t tip you. 1.3420 0.03831 231 165 53 13
643 I'd advise going easy on the wine. 1.3420 0.03976 231 168 47 16
644 Our souffle is said to be lighter than air--I don't recommend it at this table. 1.3420 0.03831 231 165 53 13
645 For locally sourced, go with the pigeon. 1.3420 0.04069 231 170 43 18
646 And our special tonight is fresh pigeon 1.3420 0.04161 231 172 39 20
647 Good news, you've just been upgraded to an inside closet. 1.3420 0.04206 231 173 37 21
648 Your order will be served by our drone. 1.3407 0.03885 226 162 51 13
649 Maybe next time, you'll think to tip the maître d'. 1.3407 0.03985 226 164 47 15
650 We offer cutting edge cuisine and seating 1.3407 0.04034 226 165 45 16
651 I will be your server. Our usual waiter, Alfonse, departed unexpectedly. 1.3407 0.03834 226 161 53 12
652 I'm sorry Secretary Nielsen, this is the only non-heckling table we can offer you. 1.3406 0.04275 229 173 34 22
653 I don't mean to rush you,but our ambiance may be changing from partly cloudy to high winds... 1.3406 0.03949 229 166 48 15
654 I feel like our relationship is really on the brink of something. 1.3406 0.03900 229 165 50 14
655 The crowd below seems to strongly recommend the "CHICKEN". 1.3406 0.04045 229 168 44 17
656 If you think the view is terrifying, wait until you get the bill. 1.3406 0.04092 229 169 42 18
657 Your Groupon includes this scenic table and choice of either a soup or salad 1.3406 0.04185 229 171 38 20
658 Dining out for a literalist. 1.3406 0.04139 229 170 40 19
659 I know you have reservations. 1.3392 0.04019 227 166 45 16
660 Ok, perhaps my 9% gratuity last week didn't go unnoticed afterall. 1.3392 0.03971 227 165 47 15
661 Tipping is optional but there are consequences. 1.3392 0.04019 227 166 45 16
662 You did specifically request a table by the window. 1.3392 0.03871 227 163 51 13
663 Dinner is on the house tonight 1.3392 0.03971 227 165 47 15
664 I hope it was not difficult finding a place which allowed smoking? 1.3378 0.03942 225 163 48 14
665 You did ask for an outside corner table 1.3378 0.04186 225 168 38 19
666 Did you say Alfredo or Alfresco? 1.3378 0.04090 225 166 42 17
667 25% or I close the window. 1.3378 0.03992 225 164 46 15
668 Next time, let’s confirm what “first available” means! 1.3378 0.04090 225 166 42 17
669 I told you we should have gotten reservations. 1.3378 0.03992 225 164 46 15
670 That's either the Hudson you're smelling or the soup de jour. 1.3378 0.04233 225 169 36 20
671 I recommend the perch. 1.3378 0.03892 225 162 50 13
672 Welcome to our "Smoking" section. 1.3378 0.03736 225 159 56 10
673 In addition to our regular menu, the catch of the day is pigeon. 1.3378 0.04042 225 165 44 16
674 You are still not allowed to smoke. 1.3378 0.04042 225 165 44 16
675 The wine list is for inside dining only. 1.3378 0.03992 225 164 46 15
676 I was sure he said "Wedge" salad 1.3378 0.03840 225 161 52 12
677 This is the last time I’ll insist on a quiet table 1.3378 0.03892 225 162 50 13
678 So this is the definition of haute cuisine? 1.3378 0.03892 225 162 50 13
679 I Would Recommend Something That Pigeons Don't Like. 1.3378 0.03892 225 162 50 13
680 May I suggest an aperitif to steady the nerves? 1.3378 0.03840 225 161 52 12
681 Welcome to the Witness Protection Bistro. 1.3378 0.04090 225 166 42 17
682 I told you we wouldn't need a reservation. 1.3378 0.03942 225 163 48 14
683 The salmon is delicately seasoned with a lemon dill sauce and the occasional updraft from Fifth Avenue. 1.3364 0.03895 220 158 50 12
684 Well, you're the ones who demanded an outside table with a view! 1.3363 0.03964 223 162 47 14
685 Your next waiter will be with you shortly. 1.3363 0.04014 223 163 45 15
686 You two seem a bit on edge. 1.3363 0.03808 223 159 53 11
687 I’m going to go out on a ledge here and order the squab. 1.3363 0.03964 223 162 47 14
688 'Hi, my name is Karl and I'll be talking you down this evening.' 1.3363 0.03912 223 161 49 13
689 Well there's no skipping out on this check. 1.3363 0.04114 223 165 41 17
690 This our, “Let’s hide our affair, but I still want to be seen with you,” section. 1.3363 0.04014 223 163 45 15
691 Had to ask for a table with the best view of the city! 1.3349 0.04075 218 160 43 15
692 The atmosphere is not the same since the garbage strike. 1.3349 0.04177 218 162 39 17
693 Well, you did ask for a window table. 1.3349 0.03807 218 155 53 10
694 I trust madame and monsieur are enjoying their private table for two? 1.3349 0.03807 218 155 53 10
695 When I told you that I wanted to live life on the edge, this isn't what I had in mind. 1.3349 0.04127 218 161 41 16
696 Your profile said your best first date would include rooftop dining. 1.3349 0.03807 218 155 53 10
697 You said you wanted someplace edgy. 1.3349 0.04177 218 162 39 17
698 You said you wanted a table overlooking the city. Perhaps Monsieur should have been more specific. 1.3349 0.03970 218 158 47 13
699 Do you mind paying in advance? 1.3349 0.04075 218 160 43 15
700 Yes, the pigeon is local. 1.3349 0.04023 218 159 45 14
701 Your friends have arrived, shall I pull up two more chairs? 1.3349 0.04177 218 162 39 17
702 If you catch a pigeon the meal is on the house. 1.3349 0.03862 218 156 51 11
703 Let me tell you about our specials. Tonight we have a live pigeon that lands on your plate. 1.3349 0.04375 218 166 31 21
704 Unfortunately, we are no longer allowed to serve alcohol to our ledge guests. 1.3349 0.04075 218 160 43 15
705 You said you wanted to dine out. 1.3349 0.04177 218 162 39 17
706 Sir, you asked for something 'on the house' 1.3349 0.04375 218 166 31 21
707 You said that you wanted a secluded corner table. 1.3349 0.03862 218 156 51 11
708 Are you ready for the first flight? 1.3349 0.04023 218 159 45 14
709 Rooftop dining takes on a whole new meaning. 1.3349 0.04023 218 159 45 14
710 If making America just 'OK' is acceptable, you can move back inside. 1.3349 0.04228 218 163 37 18
711 Do you need more time to make your final decision? 1.3349 0.04177 218 162 39 17
712 The Lady requests you switch seats. 1.3348 0.03985 221 161 46 14
713 At least the cell phone reception is outstanding. 1.3348 0.03827 221 158 52 11
714 It's the only window seat we had left. 1.3333 0.03937 216 156 48 12
715 It's so noisy. Could you ask the server to close the window? 1.3333 0.04150 216 160 40 16
716 Perhaps Monsieur et Madam can read their menus now? 1.3333 0.03882 216 155 50 11
717 And our signature dish is locally-sourced squab. 1.3333 0.04202 216 161 38 17
718 You did request a window table 1.3333 0.04045 216 158 44 14
719 I can hear you just fine from over here, Monsieur.” 1.3333 0.03882 216 155 50 11
720 The squab is very fresh: it just flew in. 1.3333 0.04098 216 159 42 15
721 Let me guess, you forgot to make a reservation? 1.3333 0.03770 216 153 54 9
722 I respectfully advise that if sir drops his fork again, he's on his own. 1.3333 0.04179 210 155 40 15
723 I know it's a bit steep, but... 1.3318 0.04227 214 160 37 17
724 I told you that we didn't need a reservation. 1.3318 0.04014 214 156 45 13
725 Some customers tip too much, some don’t. 1.3318 0.04068 214 157 43 14
726 The perfect table, sir, for our guests wishing to see and be seen ... 1.3318 0.03997 211 153 46 12
727 Your third party has arrived. 1.3302 0.03924 212 153 48 11
728 who are you and what are you doing outside my window 1.3302 0.03809 212 151 52 9
729 Maybe next time you'll make a reservation. 1.3301 0.04019 209 152 45 12
730 Would you care for some bread crumbs? The pigeons swear by them. 1.3301 0.03903 209 150 49 10
731 You're the ones who insisted on getting a table without a reservation 1.3301 0.03903 209 150 49 10
732 A table just opened up inside if you're still interested. 1.3301 0.04187 209 155 39 15
733 Our drone will be with you shortly. 1.3301 0.03903 209 150 49 10
734 Would you prefer one of our non-smoking tables? 1.3301 0.03722 209 147 55 7
735 You requested a table by the window,no? 1.3301 0.04296 209 157 35 17
736 You wanted something different - something outdoors and with a big view. Voilà!" 1.3301 0.03903 209 150 49 10
737 Is this table close enough to the window? 1.3301 0.04187 209 155 39 15
738 May I suggest the locally-sourced roasted pigeon? 1.3301 0.04242 209 156 37 16
739 May I recommend the pigeon? It is fresh. 1.3301 0.04242 209 156 37 16
740 My name is Al Fresco and I'll be your waiter." 1.3301 0.04296 209 157 35 17
741 I'm sorry, but this is also a non-smoking section. 1.3301 0.04242 209 156 37 16
742 Tonight's fish special is perch. 1.3301 0.04242 209 156 37 16
743 I always like my first date to be out in public, for safety sake. 1.3301 0.04019 209 152 45 12
744 We’re a dive bar. 1.3301 0.04296 209 157 35 17
745 I highly recommend our rooftop to table bird drop soup. 1.3301 0.04242 209 156 37 16
746 Not the alfresco you had in mind sir? 1.3301 0.04187 209 155 39 15
747 Are you ready to apologize and come inside, or shall I take your order? 1.3301 0.04132 209 154 41 14
748 We've read your Yelp reviews. 1.3301 0.04076 209 153 43 13
749 I hope my father likes you. He’s a little pushy. 1.3301 0.04019 209 152 45 12
750 May I recommend the locally sourced, free range fricasssee de pigeon? 1.3301 0.03903 209 150 49 10
751 Would you like to see our Fall Menu? 1.3301 0.04132 209 154 41 14
752 All of our other tables are non-smoking. 1.3301 0.04242 209 156 37 16
753 I suggest you tip more than 10% this time. 1.3301 0.04019 209 152 45 12
754 The fresh pigeon should be arriving any moment now. 1.3301 0.04187 209 155 39 15
755 You'll probably want to leave more than a 5 percent tip this time. 1.3301 0.04132 209 154 41 14
756 I thought it was a party of three. 1.3301 0.03961 209 151 47 11
757 One wonders who will be tipping whom this evening. 1.3301 0.03844 209 149 51 9
758 The pigeon is nice here. 1.3301 0.04187 209 155 39 15
759 The pigeon is locally sourced, madam. 1.3301 0.04242 209 156 37 16
760 It said "intimate space with panoramic views" 1.3301 0.04132 209 154 41 14
761 You asked for a window seat. 1.3301 0.03961 209 151 47 11
762 I recommend the Squab, it flies in fresh daily. 1.3301 0.04019 209 152 45 12
763 The food here is to die for. 1.3301 0.04242 209 156 37 16
764 Welcome to Ledgendary. We are introducing our fall menu! 1.3301 0.04076 209 153 43 13
765 Our special tonight is local free-range squab. 1.3301 0.04349 209 158 33 18
766 You wanted edgy. 1.3301 0.04076 209 153 43 13
767 Separate checks? 1.3301 0.04076 209 153 43 13
768 May I start you out with something cautionary? 1.3285 0.04099 207 152 42 13
769 The menus are also paper airplanes 1.3285 0.04322 207 156 34 17
770 Your profile on the dating site indicated that you were interested in an outdoorsy type. 1.3285 0.04042 207 151 44 12
771 Would you prefer sparkling, still, or rain? 1.3285 0.04156 207 153 40 14
772 Is this still too close to the kitchen? 1.3285 0.03803 207 147 52 8
773 You shouldn't have refused the table next to the kitchen. 1.3285 0.04099 207 152 42 13
774 Still, sparkling, or rainwater? 1.3285 0.03740 207 146 54 7
775 You go first. 1.3285 0.04099 207 152 42 13
776 Is this far enough away from the kitchen, sir? 1.3285 0.03803 207 147 52 8
777 It's an unbeatable view. The only downside is sometimes the soufflé falls. 1.3285 0.04042 207 151 44 12
778 Your seat cushion will serve as a flotation device in the event of a water landing. 1.3269 0.04083 208 153 42 13
779 Would you like to see our drop-down menu? 1.3269 0.04139 208 154 40 14
780 Trust me...you do not want the bread basket. 1.3269 0.04195 208 155 38 15
781 Do you want to eat in or take out? 1.3268 0.04349 205 155 33 17
782 So, this is what they mean by "Alfresco dining with a view." 1.3268 0.04181 205 152 39 14
783 Oh, so NOW you're having reservations. 1.3268 0.04123 205 151 41 13
784 I see why it's called L'edge 1.3268 0.04238 205 153 37 15
785 And as a local special we have" pigeon under glass". 1.3268 0.04065 205 150 43 12
786 Maybe next time you will tip better... 1.3268 0.04065 205 150 43 12
787 Welcome to La Tour, where we take haute cuisine very seriously. Cocktail, perhaps, to take the edge off? 1.3268 0.04181 205 152 39 14
788 this is dining al fresco taken to new heights 1.3268 0.04006 205 149 45 11
789 Our special today is a locally-sourced pigeon. 1.3268 0.04123 205 151 41 13
790 I hear the pigeon is good. 1.3268 0.03884 205 147 49 9
791 Welcome to Chez Acrophobia and our Fall Menu. 1.3268 0.04123 205 151 41 13
792 The roast pigeon is to die for! 1.3268 0.04349 205 155 33 17
793 For our al fresco diners, the special today is locally sourced Wild Pigeon with Black Truffles. 1.3268 0.03759 205 145 53 7
794 It's the no-drinking section... but smoke all you want. 1.3268 0.04065 205 150 43 12
795 Talk about living on the edge. 1.3268 0.04238 205 153 37 15
796 Welcome back to the Red Hen Mrs. Sanders. 1.3268 0.04349 205 155 33 17
797 I can close the window and give you even more privacy. 1.3268 0.04123 205 151 41 13
798 Would you prefer a table closer to the window? 1.3268 0.04181 205 152 39 14
799 We don’t encourage tipping. 1.3268 0.04238 205 153 37 15
800 Imagine where we would be seated without your connection. 1.3268 0.04006 205 149 45 11
801 This is NOT my idea of a patio! 1.3268 0.04294 205 154 35 16
802 What wine goes best at this altitude? 1.3268 0.04181 205 152 39 14
803 It was this or the table by the bathroom... 1.3268 0.04065 205 150 43 12
804 When your wife called to check the reservation, she was very specific concerning the location of your table for this evening. 1.3268 0.04238 205 153 37 15
805 Chef Ramsay would like to know if you have any other complaints? 1.3268 0.04065 205 150 43 12
806 I said “edgy” place, not “ledgy” place. 1.3268 0.04006 205 149 45 11
807 Don't worry, I'm not pushy. 1.3268 0.04123 205 151 41 13
808 Chef gets a bit petulant about 'on the side' requests. 1.3268 0.04006 205 149 45 11
809 Today's special is catch it yourself pigeon tartare. 1.3268 0.04238 205 153 37 15
810 Chef trusts this is far enough away from the kitchen to suit you. 1.3268 0.04123 205 151 41 13
811 Sparkling or sill? 1.3268 0.04294 205 154 35 16
812 Not sure I like the new fall menu. 1.3268 0.04349 205 155 33 17
813 Trump has left, would you like to come back in? 1.3268 0.04294 205 154 35 16
814 The restaurant critic said 'it was 'edgy,' but this isn't what I had in mind. 1.3268 0.04006 205 149 45 11
815 You asked for a seat by the window. 1.3268 0.04238 205 153 37 15
816 We haven’t seen the mother hawk in days. 1.3268 0.04065 205 150 43 12
817 Just to let you know, we have a no-tipping policy 1.3268 0.03695 205 144 55 6
818 Please don't tip. 1.3268 0.04181 205 152 39 14
819 I suppose the table near the restroom doesn't look that bad now, huh? 1.3251 0.04148 203 150 40 13
820 Are you two going to order anything ? Or are you just window shopping? 1.3251 0.04028 203 148 44 11
821 We should consider the tipping here real carefully 1.3235 0.04130 204 151 40 13
822 All I said was I wanted a table near the window. 1.3235 0.04012 204 149 44 11
823 Let’s just order something light 1.3235 0.04246 204 153 36 15
824 My name is James your server. The appetizers are on the house. 1.3235 0.03951 204 148 46 10
825 We hope you enjoy your table by the window. 1.3235 0.04302 204 154 34 16
826 Yours is the first seating we have had in this section since last fall. 1.3235 0.04188 204 152 38 14
827 Welcome to Chez Balcon, where tipping can go either way. 1.3235 0.04012 204 149 44 11
828 The menu looks good, but let's ask if there is anything they can do about the lighting. 1.3235 0.04071 204 150 42 12
829 Our 'early bird' special flew off about five minutes ago. 1.3235 0.04071 204 150 42 12
830 I told you to tip the Maitre d’ twenty dollars 1.3235 0.03951 204 148 46 10
831 Stop complaining! You wanted a table by the window. You got a table by the window. 1.3235 0.04302 204 154 34 16
832 I can recommend the free-range pigeon. 1.3235 0.03889 204 147 48 9
833 Perhaps you’d prefer something less haute? 1.3235 0.04071 204 150 42 12
834 This takes haut cuisine to a new level. 1.3235 0.04071 204 150 42 12
835 I'm told the pigeon pie is "to die for"! 1.3235 0.04071 204 150 42 12
836 Its too late for the early bird. 1.3235 0.04130 204 151 40 13
837 Tipping is not recommended. 1.3235 0.04413 204 156 30 18
838 This IS where the Trump Supporters eat! 1.3235 0.04521 204 158 26 20
839 Well it was described as ‘an edgy restaurant with a view’. 1.3235 0.04130 204 151 40 13
840 ‘The New Yorker review said the new menu was edgy.’ 1.3235 0.04071 204 150 42 12
841 Look, it took MONTHS to get a table here ... whatever you do, don't complain. 1.3235 0.04188 204 152 38 14
842 The squab is particularly nice and fresh this evening. 1.3235 0.04188 204 152 38 14
843 I'm sorry, but wasn't there a third person in your party? 1.3235 0.04188 204 152 38 14
844 And how is the lady finding the new smoking-seating area? 1.3235 0.03889 204 147 48 9
845 This table is to die for. 1.3235 0.03951 204 148 46 10
846 The rest room, sir? Just turn left and plummet. 1.3235 0.04302 204 154 34 16
847 Well, you asked for a corner table. 1.3235 0.03951 204 148 46 10
848 The chef would also like you to know that ceviche cannot BE under cooked 1.3234 0.04051 201 147 43 11
849 The chef recommends that you don't look down. 1.3234 0.03863 201 144 49 8
850 I'm sorry, sir. Tipping is not permitted here. 1.3234 0.04172 201 149 39 13
851 May I draw your attention to our "pre mortem" specials? 1.3234 0.04404 201 153 31 17
852 You said, "Let's try something new." Okay. You said, " Let's try something edgy." Here we are. 1.3234 0.03798 201 143 51 7
853 I'm not going to go out on a ledge here, but the guanciale is perfection. 1.3234 0.03526 201 139 59 3
854 Mais Monsieur, you did request a table near ze window! 1.3234 0.04172 201 149 39 13
855 Are you okay with a table next to the window? 1.3234 0.04231 201 150 37 14
856 I’m going to go out on the ledge and make a suggestion here... 1.3234 0.04112 201 148 41 12
857 Welcome to Height Cuisine 1.3234 0.04172 201 149 39 13
858 Hey, you asked for a corner table with a view 1.3234 0.04112 201 148 41 12
859 Our cuisine is considered edgy for a reason. 1.3234 0.04290 201 151 35 15
860 You said you didn't want to be next to the kitchen. 1.3220 0.03995 205 150 44 11
861 This is what five bucks to the Maitre d gets you... 1.3218 0.04034 202 148 43 11
862 Sorry, but we heard that New York always loves ‘edgy’ restaurants.. 1.3218 0.04155 202 150 39 13
863 You said that you enjoy eavesdropping. 1.3218 0.04329 202 153 33 16
864 We wanted our dining experience to be more edgy. 1.3218 0.04095 202 149 41 12
865 I'm afraid we're still in the non-smoking area, sir. 1.3218 0.04214 202 151 37 14
866 Please don't lean back when you see our prices. 1.3218 0.04034 202 148 43 11
867 Our special today is extremely local squab... 1.3218 0.03973 202 147 45 10
868 I recommend the al-fraido. 1.3218 0.04329 202 153 33 16
869 How did we go from dining on the edge to dining on a ledge. 1.3218 0.04214 202 151 37 14
870 I'd me more conformable discussing our divorce inside the restaurant. 1.3218 0.04272 202 152 35 15
871 I recommend that you place your order now. It will be dark in 20 minutes. 1.3216 0.04317 199 150 34 15
872 I hate that I keep hitting my head on this window. 1.3216 0.04136 199 147 40 12
873 Be careful, the table's a little wobbly. 1.3214 0.04179 196 145 39 12
874 In order for the Chef to trust you, you must trust the Chef. 1.3198 0.04035 197 144 43 10
875 I'm afraid I've been told that if we feed you you'll just keep coming back 1.3198 0.04284 197 148 35 14
876 Welcome to our Value Dining section! 1.3198 0.04161 197 146 39 12
877 ... and for dessert, I strongly recommend the pineapple don’t-look-down cake. 1.3198 0.04403 197 150 31 16
878 Let's not order wine, I don't want to get tipsy. 1.3198 0.04161 197 146 39 12
879 Is the Squab local? 1.3198 0.04161 197 146 39 12
880 Abstsaining from alcohol is highly recommended - 1.3198 0.04098 197 145 41 11
881 Annie, can you scoot back just a little? 1.3198 0.04223 197 147 37 13
882 We're the only restaurant with a true bird's eye view. 1.3198 0.04284 197 148 35 14
883 I hear the pigeon is locally sourced. 1.3198 0.04035 197 144 43 10
884 Your reservation did not specify which side of the window you prefer.. 1.3198 0.04223 197 147 37 13
885 I wanted to eat in, but you insisted on al fresco. 1.3198 0.04035 197 144 43 10
886 You tip me or I tip you... 1.3198 0.04098 197 145 41 11
887 It's been over a year since I've lost a customer. 1.3198 0.03970 197 143 45 9
888 ‘Squeeze us in anywhere’ and a ten-spot ?? I think we scored !! 1.3179 0.04249 195 146 36 13
889 May I recommend the special? It comes with a safety harness. 1.3179 0.04249 195 146 36 13
890 This restaurant is to die for 1.3179 0.04186 195 145 38 12
891 I hear the bird's nest soup is to die for. 1.3179 0.04058 195 143 42 10
892 The lavatory is just around the cornice. 1.3179 0.04058 195 143 42 10
893 We're on the leading edge of haute cuisine. 1.3179 0.04058 195 143 42 10
894 al fresco with altitude 1.3179 0.04058 195 143 42 10
895 Please enjoy our new "no tipping" experience. 1.3179 0.04310 195 147 34 14
896 Before I close this window, I'll ask you a third and final time, ARE YOU READY TO ORDER? 1.3179 0.03925 195 141 46 8
897 Sir, if I serve you from the left tonight, my tip should include hazard pay. 1.3179 0.04310 195 147 34 14
898 The fall off the bone ribs are to die for 1.3179 0.04249 195 146 36 13
899 Consider yourselves lucky...People die for this table. 1.3179 0.04310 195 147 34 14
900 May I suggest the giant watermelon to start, followed by balloons filled with red paint? 1.3179 0.04310 195 147 34 14
901 Everyone falls for the view. 1.3179 0.04122 195 144 40 11
902 So NOW you're ready to sit by the bathroom? 1.3179 0.04186 195 145 38 12
903 Your wife says she sees you. 1.3179 0.04310 195 147 34 14
904 Would you like to start with a cocktail to take the edge off? 1.3179 0.04058 195 143 42 10
905 There was no misinformation, sir, our terrace does have a view of the East River. 1.3179 0.03925 195 141 46 8
906 As you desired , sir, as far away from the kitchen as possible. The sommelier will be right over. 1.3179 0.04122 195 144 40 11
907 So sorry for the wait, the last table went over 1.3179 0.04310 195 147 34 14
908 Tonight's specials are to die for. 1.3179 0.04249 195 146 36 13
909 I don't suppose dessert or coffee could help save this Yelp review? 1.3177 0.04294 192 144 35 13
910 I recommend foregoing the five-second rule. 1.3177 0.04230 192 143 37 12
911 And our special dessert tonight is cobbler on the roof. 1.3177 0.04419 192 146 31 15
912 The special is pigeon. It'll show up eventually. 1.3177 0.04165 192 142 39 11
913 May I recommend the egg drop soup? 1.3177 0.04294 192 144 35 13
914 Oh...that's what the 'avec pigeons' menu means. 1.3177 0.04165 192 142 39 11
915 This outdoor seating is for the birds 1.3177 0.04165 192 142 39 11
916 the Hitchcock Hotel is proud to offer terrifying interactions with local birds on our newly renovated Vertigo Veranda. 1.3177 0.04357 192 145 33 14
917 You said you wanted a view, so...voila! 1.3177 0.04357 192 145 33 14
918 You folks should take the plunge--order the tasting menu 1.3177 0.04032 192 140 43 9
919 I would be happy to bring you more silverware, but you keep dropping it! 1.3177 0.04541 192 148 27 17
920 Wow, the prices here are steep! 1.3177 0.04419 192 146 31 15
921 First time here? I have a feeling you’re going to fall for this place. 1.3177 0.04032 192 140 43 9
922 May I bring something for you to drink while you contemplate your mortality? 1.3177 0.04165 192 142 39 11
923 May I assume youme you’re the gentleman who slipped the Maitre d’ a “one”? 1.3177 0.04357 192 145 33 14
924 I told you they would remember that you left a tip of $1.38 in pocket change. 1.3177 0.04294 192 144 35 13
925 The Specials tonight include a roof-to-table roast pigeon... 1.3177 0.03964 192 139 45 8
926 Tonight's specials include a very thick, long strand of linguini. 1.3177 0.04357 192 145 33 14
927 Tonight’s special is pigeon etoufée wrapped in newsprint and served with roof moss. 1.3177 0.04165 192 142 39 11
928 How's your "Table for two, by the window, with a view" 1.3177 0.04294 192 144 35 13
929 That’s our Fall menu! 1.3177 0.04032 192 140 43 9
930 Great idea to come early. It gets really crowded later on. 1.3177 0.04357 192 145 33 14
931 Edgy." 1.3177 0.04294 192 144 35 13
932 I hear the pigeon is supposed to be excellent. 1.3177 0.04230 192 143 37 12
933 It's the last smoking section table in the city. 1.3177 0.04419 192 146 31 15
934 Unfortunately, our sidewalk cafe license hasn't come in yet. 1.3177 0.04032 192 140 43 9
935 Without going out on a ledge, I hesitate to recommend the veal. The quality seems to have fallen off recently . . . 1.3177 0.04165 192 142 39 11
936 The prices are not listed for obvious reasons. 1.3177 0.04165 192 142 39 11
937 I'm sorry but our liquor license doesn't yet cover this table. 1.3177 0.04165 192 142 39 11
938 I had something else in mind when you invited me to an edgy restaurant dear. 1.3177 0.04165 192 142 39 11
939 Finally, let me discuss our tipping policy. 1.3177 0.04099 192 141 41 10
940 Maybe next to the kitchen wasn't so bad after all. 1.3177 0.04357 192 145 33 14
941 ...And our specials include whatever lands on your plate 1.3177 0.04032 192 140 43 9
942 Next time, maybe you should tip the maitre d'. 1.3158 0.03844 190 136 48 6
943 The pigeon is very local. 1.3158 0.04190 190 141 38 11
944 They said to start without them. 1.3158 0.03986 190 138 44 8
945 The table by the men's room is still available. 1.3158 0.04190 190 141 38 11
946 I know what you're thinking—"$24 for the crab cakes?" 1.3158 0.04256 190 142 36 12
947 Yes, the pigeon is fresh, it just flew in. 1.3158 0.04123 190 140 40 10
948 Honey, you always liked living on the edge. 1.3158 0.04190 190 141 38 11
949 I assure you this has nothing to do with your undertipping 1.3158 0.03986 190 138 44 8
950 Of course – I will get you a new fork and call an ambulance at once. 1.3158 0.04123 190 140 40 10
951 Which leg? I'll put a matchbook under it. 1.3158 0.04123 190 140 40 10
952 For the last time Susan, I am not gonna sit next to the little league soccer team so just drop it and order some fucking breadsticks! 1.3158 0.04055 190 139 42 9
953 Excuse me, monsieur, but I was concerned about the third member of your party.... 1.3158 0.04321 190 143 34 13
954 Peggy now realized online dating was much more dangerous than she initially thought. 1.3158 0.04321 190 143 34 13
955 Looks like your away-from-traffic table request worked perfectly. 1.3158 0.04123 190 140 40 10
956 For once I'd suggest against tipping too much.... 1.3158 0.04123 190 140 40 10
957 Perhaps this time you will consider leaving a tip. 1.3158 0.03986 190 138 44 8
958 We have a lovely halibut today or you can just decide life's not worth living. 1.3158 0.04448 190 145 30 15
959 I think I'll have the cornice hen. 1.3158 0.04190 190 141 38 11
960 Well, you asked for a table with a view. 1.3158 0.04190 190 141 38 11
961 Extreme dining 1.3158 0.04321 190 143 34 13
962 The Last Supper menu, as you requested. 1.3138 0.04148 188 139 39 10
963 Would you prefer a table in the non-smoking section? 1.3138 0.04414 188 143 31 14
964 Never say you’ll sit ANYWHERE again. 1.3138 0.04216 188 140 37 11
965 Rooftop dining is two floors up. 1.3138 0.03937 188 136 45 7
966 "Our best corner table, as requested. 1.3138 0.04148 188 139 39 10
967 Would you like to start with the liability waiver? 1.3138 0.03864 188 135 47 6
968 And what can I get for you, Ms. Sanders? 1.3138 0.04349 188 142 33 13
969 You are the one who wanted the outdoor table. 1.3138 0.04414 188 143 31 14
970 You always make dinner reservations at such edgy restaurants, honey. 1.3138 0.04148 188 139 39 10
971 Yes, we're known for our atmosphere. 1.3138 0.04148 188 139 39 10
972 Just how local is the squab? 1.3138 0.04283 188 141 35 12
973 As your replacement waiter, let me first apologize for our earlier mid-step. 1.3138 0.04283 188 141 35 12
974 This is the best seat not in the house. 1.3138 0.04079 188 138 41 9
975 Even without a reservation, he always a place for us. 1.3138 0.04148 188 139 39 10
976 I'm sorry, but this is the last table we had with a view. 1.3138 0.04079 188 138 41 9
977 I'm thinking about the locavore bird's nest soup with fresh caught roast pidgeon 1.3138 0.04148 188 139 39 10
978 Service is not included. Tipping is optional. If you know what I mean. 1.3138 0.04079 188 138 41 9
979 How come whenever we come here, I always have to sit on the side nearest the ledge? 1.3138 0.04283 188 141 35 12
980 Apparently our reputation for running out on the check has preceded us. 1.3138 0.04008 188 137 43 8
981 Welcome to Ledge. I’ll be your server this evening. Before I bring you menus, have you had a chance to review and sign the release forms? 1.3138 0.04216 188 140 37 11
982 Waiter, there are flies waiting for my soup. 1.3138 0.04414 188 143 31 14
983 We use only locally sourced Pigeon in our soup of the day. 1.3138 0.04283 188 141 35 12
984 Good evening. I am your server tonight. My name is Al Fresco. 1.3138 0.04148 188 139 39 10
985 You're the couple who made reservations through Open Table, yes? 1.3138 0.04216 188 140 37 11
986 We got tired of people skipping out on the cheque. 1.3138 0.04216 188 140 37 11
987 The safety net is a great choice, sir. 1.3138 0.04079 188 138 41 9
988 Tonights special is a select-your-own squab. 1.3138 0.04079 188 138 41 9
989 Would you prefer sparkling or sill water? 1.3138 0.04148 188 139 39 10
990 You are seated in the non alcoholic section. 1.3138 0.04148 188 139 39 10
991 Nothing makes me more uncomfortable than waiters that hover while you are deciding what to order. 1.3138 0.04478 188 144 29 15
992 When monsieur learns to pronounce "beignet," you may join the others. 1.3138 0.04283 188 141 35 12
993 Our food takes you to a whole new level. 1.3135 0.04192 185 137 38 10
994 This is not what I meant when I said let’s get high and have dinner 1.3122 0.04197 189 141 37 11
995 I'm Sacha Baron Cohen and I'll be your waiter for the night. 1.3122 0.04393 189 144 31 14
996 I told you the restaurant has no bar. 1.3118 0.04031 186 136 42 8
997 Tonight's special is pigeon catch-it-your-way. 1.3118 0.04031 186 136 42 8
998 After eight o'clock we have dancing. 1.3118 0.04173 186 138 38 10
999 Our special this evening is roast feral pigeon. 1.3118 0.03958 186 135 44 7
1000 We have three specials tonight Flying fish Roosted pigeon Ledge of Lamb 1.3118 0.04310 186 140 34 12
1001 Tonight's special is wild caught pigeon. 1.3118 0.04103 186 137 40 9
1002 Will you be expecting anyone else? 1.3118 0.04173 186 138 38 10
1003 Our special this evening is the Harold Lloyd. 1.3118 0.04377 186 141 32 13
1004 Most of our customers were blown away by today's specials. 1.3118 0.04031 186 136 42 8
1005 You requested the "No Tipping" section! 1.3118 0.04310 186 140 34 12
1006 Perhaps the lady would be more comfortable inside, Mr. Kent? 1.3118 0.04242 186 139 36 11
1007 The importance of making a reservation cannot be overstated. 1.3118 0.03958 186 135 44 7
1008 We told you up front that those who dine al fresco with us once never dine elsewhere. 1.3118 0.04310 186 140 34 12
1009 As we said earlier, outdoor seating is limited 1.3113 0.04325 151 109 37 5
1010 Our very best early bird table 1.3098 0.04268 184 138 35 11
1011 Would you like to try our Wedge on the Ledge salad? 1.3098 0.04127 184 136 39 9
1012 A very small menu? Yes, and there's quite a good reason for that. 1.3098 0.04268 184 138 35 11
1013 Yes, the pigeon is very local. 1.3098 0.04054 184 135 41 8
1014 Ever tried extreme dining before? 1.3098 0.04198 184 137 37 10
1015 Would you like to hear the specials, Mr. Kushner? 1.3098 0.04472 184 141 29 14
1016 The menu is pretty out there. 1.3098 0.04405 184 140 31 13
1017 I’m sorry Mr. Fresco, we misunderstood! 1.3098 0.04405 184 140 31 13
1018 I recommend the pan-sautéed scallops and avoiding direct eye contact with the alpha pigeon. 1.3098 0.04405 184 140 31 13
1019 It's usually not this crowded. 1.3098 0.04268 184 138 35 11
1020 Yes, the prices are exorbitant, but this establishment is really all about 'see and be seen' 1.3098 0.04198 184 137 37 10
1021 The pigeon is wild caught. 1.3098 0.04472 184 141 29 14
1022 Tonight the Chef's Special is free-range pigeon. 1.3098 0.04198 184 137 37 10
1023 For dessert we have Don't Jump cheesecake, You Have So Much To Live For brulee, and my favorite, the He Wasn't Good Enough For You Anyway lava cake. 1.3081 0.04179 185 138 37 10
1024 Mais oui, we accentuate the haute in haute cuisine. 1.3081 0.04179 185 138 37 10
1025 If you need any refills on your water, just wait for the AC units above you to drip into your glass 1.3077 0.04365 182 138 32 12
1026 Maybe we should have taken the table by the kitchen after all. 1.3077 0.04224 182 136 36 10
1027 This takes fine ding to new heights. 1.3077 0.04295 182 137 34 11
1028 I recommend the safety harness and creme brûlée 1.3077 0.04002 182 133 42 7
1029 I tried to tell you it wasn’t a good idea to insist on a table with a view of the Eieffel Tower in English 1.3077 0.04434 182 139 30 13
1030 How about a cocktail to take the edge off? 1.3077 0.04365 182 138 32 12
1031 We have to change your seating. That’s a table for 4.” 1.3077 0.04151 182 135 38 9
1032 Next time, order from the menu. 1.3077 0.04502 182 140 28 14
1033 We’re experimenting with a new concept: Farm-to-operating table. 1.3077 0.04569 182 141 26 15
1034 But you asked for a table by the window. 1.3077 0.04002 182 133 42 7
1035 They won’t let us order wine until we sign a release. 1.3077 0.04295 182 137 34 11
1036 If you stiff me, I have options. 1.3077 0.04502 182 140 28 14
1037 Well, you did say "by a window" 1.3077 0.04224 182 136 36 10
1038 I think I'll wait until tomorrow to tell her I want a divorc 1.3077 0.04434 182 139 30 13
1039 Wouldn’t you rather not be facing the sun? 1.3077 0.04365 182 138 32 12
1040 I hear the pigeon is fresh 1.3077 0.04502 182 140 28 14
1041 This restaurant really has atmosphere. 1.3077 0.04295 182 137 34 11
1042 Can I start you off with some complimentary Xanax? 1.3077 0.04295 182 137 34 11
1043 This evening’s special is extremely fresh squab… 1.3077 0.04365 182 138 32 12
1044 I told you asking for a table by the window would upset him. 1.3077 0.04434 182 139 30 13
1045 And today’s fish is a perch. 1.3077 0.04434 182 139 30 13
1046 If it starts to rain, we offer complimentary 20 dollar umbrellas underneath your seats 1.3077 0.04077 182 134 40 8
1047 Your squab appetizer should be landing any moment. 1.3073 0.04343 179 135 33 11
1048 The locally sourced pigeon is very fresh. 1.3073 0.04121 179 132 39 8
1049 Yes, wonderful view, but first I need your organ donor cards. 1.3073 0.04415 179 136 31 12
1050 Our special tonight is hickory-roasted pigeon. 1.3073 0.04196 179 133 37 9
1051 So the third member of your party won’t be joining us any longer? 1.3073 0.04270 179 134 35 10
1052 I hear the pigeon is delicious. 1.3073 0.03720 179 127 49 3
1053 Feel free to overtip if you enjoy the service 1.3073 0.04121 179 132 39 8
1054 It doesn't meet code, but the view is great. 1.3073 0.04485 179 137 29 13
1055 It helps distract from the food. 1.3073 0.04415 179 136 31 12
1056 When I made the reservation, I demanded outdoor seating. 1.3073 0.03965 179 130 43 6
1057 I bet that table near the bathroom is looking pretty nice now, don't you think? 1.3073 0.04121 179 132 39 8
1058 Sorry for the wait. My colleague has the shingles. 1.3073 0.04623 179 139 25 15
1059 So this is haute cuisine. 1.3073 0.04196 179 133 37 9
1060 Let's not have bird's nest soup 1.3073 0.04343 179 135 33 11
1061 Moderate chance of rain. I recommend the one-minute omelet. 1.3073 0.04343 179 135 33 11
1062 I would recommend the pidgeon, it's very fresh. 1.3073 0.04270 179 134 35 10
1063 We've gone 40 years without a dine and dash. 1.3073 0.04196 179 133 37 9
1064 People are dying to sit here. 1.3073 0.04196 179 133 37 9
1065 This is now legally the only place you're allowed to smoke. 1.3073 0.04415 179 136 31 12
1066 You asked for a table by the window, with a view... 1.3073 0.04044 179 131 41 7
1067 I recommend the egg drop soup, mountain goat steak with fall vegetables, and mile high apple pie for desert. 1.3073 0.04270 179 134 35 10
1068 You wanted al fresco. You got al fresco. 1.3073 0.04415 179 136 31 12
1069 Apparently they have a one Martini rule. 1.3073 0.04044 179 131 41 7
1070 Welcome to Fresco's. Do you have any last requests? 1.3073 0.04415 179 136 31 12
1071 Doris suspected being slipped a roofie. 1.3073 0.04415 179 136 31 12
1072 The sky’s the limit. 1.3073 0.04415 179 136 31 12
1073 Well, it did say 'panoramic al fresco dining' in the review. 1.3051 0.03987 177 129 42 6
1074 Tonight's special is mashed acorn squash with crushed garlic, in honor of the approaching fall. 1.3034 0.04276 178 134 34 10
1075 Perhaps you'd prefer a table in the alley? 1.3034 0.04276 178 134 34 10
1076 Wow! When you said you knew a little, out-of-the-way place where nobody goes, you weren’t just talking. 1.3034 0.04048 178 131 40 7
1077 I told you there was only room for two at that table. 1.3034 0.04202 178 133 36 9
1078 I don't think I made myself clear when I asked for a table next to the window. 1.3034 0.04422 178 136 30 12
1079 Everything OK? You two seem a little on edge. 1.3034 0.04202 178 133 36 9
1080 Most customers find the WiFi speed inside to be more than adequate. 1.3034 0.04048 178 131 40 7
1081 Your meal today will be on the house. 1.3034 0.04125 178 132 38 8
1082 Well, you insisted on a table with a skyline view. 1.3034 0.04202 178 133 36 9
1083 To be clear sir, the ad said 'al fresco dining outside the ordinary'. 1.3034 0.03968 178 130 42 6
1084 Welcome to our new white house administration section. 1.3034 0.04350 178 135 32 11
1085 We’re excited to have fresh squab on the menu tonight 1.3034 0.04202 178 133 36 9
1086 Also, we don't allow tipping. 1.3034 0.04276 178 134 34 10
1087 And our catch of the day is free range Pigeon 1.3034 0.04125 178 132 38 8
1088 I recommend the pigeon tonight... tres bien... tres fraiche. 1.3034 0.04276 178 134 34 10
1089 Your hook and ladder will be with you shortly. 1.3034 0.04125 178 132 38 8
1090 Hi folks, any allergies or conditions we should be aware of? Gluten? Acrophobia? Restless leg syndrome? Visual height intolerance? Vertigo? 1.3034 0.04350 178 135 32 11
1091 The reviews said there was patio seating. 1.3034 0.04276 178 134 34 10
1092 The fish of the day is perch 1.3034 0.04202 178 133 36 9
1093 This in our only table with a view of the city. 1.3034 0.04048 178 131 40 7
1094 May I suggest the squab? It is incredibly fresh today. 1.3034 0.04494 178 137 28 13
1095 May I recommended the roast pigeon? It’s locally sourced. 1.3034 0.04276 178 134 34 10
1096 Well sir, this is the furthest from the kitchen we could seat you. 1.3034 0.03888 178 129 44 5
1097 We prefer to call it squab 1.3034 0.04202 178 133 36 9
1098 Sorry, folks, but this is the only window seat left. 1.3034 0.03888 178 129 44 5
1099 Your profile was right, you are an adventurous eater. 1.3034 0.04276 178 134 34 10
1100 Our menu selections are, of course, quite good, but we are really known for the atmosphere. 1.3034 0.04125 178 132 38 8
1101 Didn’t realize this is what you meant by adventurous eater in your profile. 1.3034 0.04422 178 136 30 12
1102 I hope you understand that if either of you falls off, the other will still be responsible for the check. 1.3034 0.03888 178 129 44 5
1103 Although I told you that we are completely booked, YOU insisted on being seated ! 1.3034 0.04422 178 136 30 12
1104 Our apologies. There will be a short wait for the pigeon. 1.3034 0.04276 178 134 34 10
1105 You and your outside dining. 1.3034 0.04048 178 131 40 7
1106 Outside dining has reached new heights. 1.3034 0.04422 178 136 30 12
1107 Any allergies or fears I should know about? 1.3034 0.04350 178 135 32 11
1108 Coo-Coo-Coo. Your dinner should be arriving shortly. 1.3034 0.04350 178 135 32 11
1109 And our special, eat like a bird, is very popular. 1.3034 0.04125 178 132 38 8
1110 As nice as the view is, I would advise against playing footsies. The last couple kicked a bit too hard. 1.3034 0.04422 178 136 30 12
1111 You two are lucky, that was the last available table. 1.3034 0.04422 178 136 30 12
1112 Our veal is to live for. 1.3034 0.04350 178 135 32 11
1113 I spoke with the maitre d’ and he assured me you specifically requested a table by the window. 1.3034 0.04202 178 133 36 9
1114 Normally I recommend a drink before dinner, but... 1.3034 0.04350 178 135 32 11
1115 ‘I can assure you that our pigeon is 100% free range’ 1.3034 0.04350 178 135 32 11
1116 I get a big tip, or you get a big tip, your choice. 1.3034 0.04125 178 132 38 8
1117 Is this en plein air enough for you? 1.3034 0.04350 178 135 32 11
1118 Might I suggest starting with a tip for the maître d' next time? 1.3034 0.04350 178 135 32 11
1119 Well, you insisted on dining alfresco. 1.3034 0.04276 178 134 34 10
1120 Here’s the best view in the house. 1.3034 0.04125 178 132 38 8
1121 May I suggest a double martini, they come with a complimentary parachute. 1.3034 0.04422 178 136 30 12
1122 The pigeon is always fresh, Sir. 1.3034 0.04125 178 132 38 8
1123 Don't order the fish. The pigeons go crazy for it. 1.3034 0.04422 178 136 30 12
1124 Yes, Stefan Q., we remember you and your three-stars yelp review. 1.3034 0.04048 178 131 40 7
1125 It got really high reviews 1.3034 0.04276 178 134 34 10
1126 Will anyone be joining you? 1.3034 0.03805 178 128 46 4
1127 When they said a view to die for, they weren't kidding! 1.3034 0.04202 178 133 36 9
1128 A little edgy, wouldn't you say? 1.3034 0.04276 178 134 34 10
1129 Oh George, a view and atmosphere: it’s perfect. 1.3034 0.04276 178 134 34 10
1130 You’re right. This place is edgy. 1.3034 0.04494 178 137 28 13
1131 Might I suggest the pigeon? 1.3034 0.04494 178 137 28 13
1132 Don’t you think this might be taking alfresco to a whole other level? 1.3034 0.04422 178 136 30 12
1133 Again, there are no tables "inside"--I'm standing in the kitchen. 1.3034 0.04276 178 134 34 10
1134 Today's special is Trout Flambe Au Chablis, served with a side of existential dread. 1.3034 0.04350 178 135 32 11
1135 Is this your first time dining with us? 1.3034 0.04422 178 136 30 12
1136 Due to insurance regulations I can no longer bring out the "Specials Board" 1.3034 0.04048 178 131 40 7
1137 See Nancy, I told you they'd make room for us. 1.3034 0.04048 178 131 40 7
1138 I told you not to say we wanted a table as far as possible from the bar. 1.3034 0.04350 178 135 32 11
1139 I don't recommend the chicken. The falcons from the 18th floor keep stealing it. 1.3034 0.04422 178 136 30 12
1140 I told you if you can order in French we'll let you eat inside. 1.3034 0.04276 178 134 34 10
1141 Oh. It is no longer table for four? 1.3034 0.04494 178 137 28 13
1142 Technically, this is a table by the window. 1.3011 0.04071 176 130 39 7
1143 May I recommend the free range squab? 1.3011 0.03990 176 129 41 6
1144 And here are our fall...I mean autumn specials. 1.3006 0.03948 173 126 42 5
1145 Before I tell you the specials, please note that we now have a one-drink maximum for guests enjoying our patio space. 1.3006 0.04504 173 133 28 12
1146 This is not what I had in mind when I made reservations through Open Table 1.3006 0.04352 173 131 32 10
1147 The special of the day is free-range pigeon under glass. 1.3006 0.04352 173 131 32 10
1148 Menu du jour is a fine roasted pigeon bred on the floor below. 1.3006 0.04429 173 132 30 11
1149 Squab is a house favorite and is locally raised. 1.3006 0.04352 173 131 32 10
1150 The catch of the day sounds really good right now. 1.3006 0.04114 173 128 38 7
1151 Is it your first time dining with us at Pie in the Sky? 1.3006 0.04195 173 129 36 8
1152 Next time I'm in charge of the reservations. 1.3006 0.04114 173 128 38 7
1153 Perhaps sir and madam would be more comfortable in our nonsmoking area after all? 1.3006 0.04114 173 128 38 7
1154 Sorry, this is the "to go" window. 1.3000 0.04159 170 126 37 7
1155 If monsieur prefers, a table for two just opened up in the alley. 1.2982 0.04381 171 130 31 10
1156 Our outdoor dining area will leave you hanging on the edge of your seats! 1.2982 0.04381 171 130 31 10
1157 Your goose is cooked. 1.2982 0.04535 171 132 27 12
1158 If I forget you're out here, the tablecloth does reach to the top of the dumpster. 1.2982 0.04459 171 131 29 11
1159 Sir, the other patrons asked if you could please keep it down. 1.2982 0.04684 171 134 23 14
1160 May I suggest no wine with dinner. 1.2982 0.04381 171 130 31 10
1161 No, I’m sorry, this is the only table designated for smoking. 1.2982 0.03791 171 123 45 3
1162 It said killer terrace on the review. 1.2976 0.04512 168 129 28 11
1163 May I suggest the squab? It's locally sourced. 1.2976 0.04269 168 126 34 8
1164 Would you prefer our SECOND best view of the city? 1.2976 0.04512 168 129 28 11
1165 Balcony dining is 'Pay in Advance.' 1.2976 0.03920 168 122 42 4
1166 We do have open seats at the bar. 1.2976 0.04184 168 125 36 7
1167 I guess the Maitre D’ didn’t share your love of Canadian coins. 1.2976 0.04590 168 130 26 12
1168 Perhaps next time you'll make a reservation. 1.2976 0.04351 168 127 32 9
1169 It was this, or find a seat at the bar. 1.2976 0.04269 168 126 34 8
1170 They say the latkes here are ledge-ndary. 1.2976 0.04351 168 127 32 9
1171 Our stuffed pigeon is the freshest in the city 1.2976 0.04432 168 128 30 10
1172 We promised an 'authentic rooftop experience;' not safety. 1.2976 0.04432 168 128 30 10
1173 You're lucky to be seated without reservations. We even got you a window table like you wanted. 1.2976 0.04098 168 124 38 6
1174 It’s terrace seating — very European. 1.2976 0.04351 168 127 32 9
1175 Yes sir, I'll see if we can do anything about that draft. 1.2976 0.03920 168 122 42 4
1176 At least it's not revolving. 1.2976 0.04269 168 126 34 8
1177 I’d recommend something light. 1.2952 0.04295 166 125 33 8
1178 The pigeon is especially good today. 1.2952 0.04623 166 129 25 12
1179 You must be patient! These are free-range pigeons. 1.2952 0.04543 166 128 27 11
1180 Well, you did ask for a secluded table by the window. 1.2952 0.04462 166 127 29 10
1181 I'm sorry, this table is reserved for the President's press seceratary. 1.2952 0.04543 166 128 27 11
1182 Sorry, two's company, three's a crowd gathering. 1.2952 0.04380 166 126 31 9
1183 Terribly sorry about that. Second Sommelier we've lost this month. 1.2934 0.04101 167 124 37 6
1184 Its haute cuisine with an edge. 1.2934 0.04357 167 127 31 9
1185 And if you need to use the bathroom, don't. 1.2934 0.04599 167 130 25 12
1186 Ah, un liaison dangereuse? 1.2934 0.04273 167 126 33 8
1187 This IS the table with the best view. 1.2927 0.04408 164 125 30 9
1188 Please enjoy our new smoking section. 1.2927 0.04492 164 126 28 10
1189 Gratuity is included, just in case. 1.2927 0.04235 164 123 34 7
1190 As soon as we hire a server, he will be right out. 1.2927 0.04323 164 124 32 8
1191 Last supper? 1.2927 0.04146 164 122 36 6
1192 You said, "As far from the restroom as possible". 1.2927 0.04492 164 126 28 10
1193 The pigeon entree is sourced VERY locally. 1.2927 0.04492 164 126 28 10
1194 You might ask," Why is this restaurant ledgendary?" 1.2927 0.04492 164 126 28 10
1195 Remember to leave room for dessert. 1.2927 0.04575 164 127 26 11
1196 Too haute cuisine for my taste. 1.2927 0.04408 164 125 30 9
1197 If you want fresh pigeon, this place is the best. 1.2919 0.04374 161 122 31 8
1198 once you catch the pigeon, just knock on the window 1.2919 0.04462 161 123 29 9
1199 It's hard to find a restaurant where you can smoke! 1.2919 0.04374 161 122 31 8
1200 Feel free to openly support the President here. 1.2919 0.04374 161 122 31 8
1201 How are we doing in our plastic straw section? 1.2919 0.04632 161 125 25 11
1202 I recommend the pigeon soup. Its very fresh ! 1.2919 0.04462 161 123 29 9
1203 Our specialty is fresh squab. 1.2911 0.04241 158 118 34 6
1204 Here you are then- not by the front door, kitchen, bathroom, or noisy bar. 1.2909 0.04551 165 128 26 11
1205 I hear the squab is quite fresh. 1.2909 0.04631 165 129 24 12
1206 The special this evening is a dizzyingly delicious acrophobia squash drizzled with vertigo vinaigrette. 1.2901 0.04350 162 123 31 8
1207 On the plus side, the seating for Democrats at Trump Tower Restaurant does have a nice view. 1.2901 0.04690 162 127 23 12
1208 I’m sorry to hear that your security clearance was revoked 1.2901 0.04170 162 121 35 6
1209 I requested a table with a view. 1.2901 0.04170 162 121 35 6
1210 I think I will order the "Tasting Flight" just in case 1.2901 0.04350 162 123 31 8
1211 Well, we did ask for rooftop seating. 1.2901 0.04261 162 122 33 7
1212 The review did say “ An outdoor dining experience like no other with a breathe taking view that will keep you on the edge of your seat ! ” 1.2901 0.04261 162 122 33 7
1213 is everything ledgible on the menu? 1.2901 0.04523 162 125 27 10
1214 No, I do not think it has anything to do with the volume setting on my hearing aid.. 1.2901 0.04690 162 127 23 12
1215 Our special tonight is locally sourced Pigeon Picatta. 1.2901 0.04523 162 125 27 10
1216 Only in this instance is the gratuity required before the meal. 1.2901 0.04261 162 122 33 7
1217 The free range squab is locally sourced 1.2901 0.04261 162 122 33 7
1218 Sorry this is the only corner table we have. 1.2901 0.04607 162 126 25 11
1219 We retrieved the fork, but 5 years for involuntary manslaughter will be added to your bill. 1.2901 0.04438 162 124 29 9
1220 The food here is top shelf. 1.2901 0.04607 162 126 25 11
1221 You should know that your husband made the reservation. And he'll be joining you shortly. 1.2901 0.04523 162 125 27 10
1222 You know, a danger shared can sometimes bring two people together. 1.2901 0.04078 162 120 37 5
1223 Do you want to see our fall menu? 1.2901 0.04350 162 123 31 8
1224 We earned five stars on Yelp. But only one on Architectural Digest. 1.2901 0.04438 162 124 29 9
1225 The cocktails come with parachutes. 1.2901 0.04261 162 122 33 7
1226 Let's go somewhere else for dessert. 1.2901 0.03982 162 119 39 4
1227 Tonight we're featuring a Ledge Salad with a side of Teeter Tots. 1.2901 0.04607 162 126 25 11
1228 It's all about the view. 1.2901 0.04438 162 124 29 9
1229 I guess the mariachi band was a bad idea. 1.2901 0.04438 162 124 29 9
1230 I recommend our small plates menu. 1.2901 0.04350 162 123 31 8
1231 The pigeon is locally grown, organic, and cage free 1.2901 0.04350 162 123 31 8
1232 I hope you two understand the significance of your tip tonight 1.2901 0.04170 162 121 35 6
1233 Your usual waiter served from the left and picked up from the right. 1.2901 0.04690 162 127 23 12
1234 Madame, has anyone told you what tiny feet you have? 1.2901 0.04523 162 125 27 10
1235 I would advise you to skip the wine. 1.2901 0.04170 162 121 35 6
1236 We've had a dine and dashing problem. 1.2901 0.04523 162 125 27 10
1237 I'm afraid we're out of quail. The pigeon is superb, though. 1.2901 0.04261 162 122 33 7
1238 The service is gonna be shit here. 1.2901 0.04607 162 126 25 11
1239 We like to call this table “the meal of living dangerously” 1.2901 0.04523 162 125 27 10
1240 Our fall specials are listed on the chalkboard on the sidewalk. 1.2901 0.04607 162 126 25 11
1241 You should see where the valet parked the car! 1.2901 0.04261 162 122 33 7
1242 When you requested a quiet table in the corner, you really should have specified an indoor preference. 1.2901 0.04261 162 122 33 7
1243 Well, you asked for it on the side. 1.2901 0.04350 162 123 31 8
1244 Can't say I'm loving this whole feng shui thing. 1.2901 0.04607 162 126 25 11
1245 I find the pinot noir pairs quite well with the vertigo 1.2901 0.04607 162 126 25 11
1246 I'm sorry, but you'll have to pay in advance. 1.2901 0.04261 162 122 33 7
1247 Excuse me, I thought you said a table on the corner 1.2901 0.04261 162 122 33 7
1248 This is a locavore restaurant. Would like too see the fall menu? 1.2901 0.04170 162 121 35 6
1249 The tip is included. 1.2901 0.04523 162 125 27 10
1250 Our prices are sky-high, too. 1.2901 0.04170 162 121 35 6
1251 You said you wanted a corner table. 1.2901 0.04350 162 123 31 8
1252 Would you prefer the non-smoking section? 1.2901 0.04438 162 124 29 9
1253 Sorry sir, but slipping the maitre'd a hundred dollar bill for a seat with a view doesn't go as far as it used to. 1.2901 0.04350 162 123 31 8
1254 For fifty I bring you inside, and for a hundred I actually serve you. Welcome to Extreme dining. 1.2901 0.04350 162 123 31 8
1255 This is the first and the last time we go to a "high-end, cutting-edge" restaurant. 1.2901 0.04261 162 122 33 7
1256 Will a third be joining you? 1.2901 0.04078 162 120 37 5
1257 May I recommend the pigeon? It is free range, local, and very, very fresh. 1.2901 0.04350 162 123 31 8
1258 Any room for dessert? 1.2893 0.04492 159 122 28 9
1259 Your table for two away from the kitchen. 1.2893 0.04311 159 120 32 7
1260 Yes, everything is on the house. 1.2893 0.04403 159 121 30 8
1261 If you're afraid of falling,we can build a wall -- but you'll have to pay for it. 1.2893 0.04403 159 121 30 8
1262 Would you like the Last Supper special? 1.2893 0.04218 159 119 34 6
1263 Edgy...yet elegant. 1.2893 0.04403 159 121 30 8
1264 The squab should arrive shortly. 1.2893 0.04403 159 121 30 8
1265 Management hopes you enjoy the view. Do you want to pay your gratuity first to get a different table? 1.2893 0.04218 159 119 34 6
1266 The policy for this table is Prepay. 1.2893 0.04311 159 120 32 7
1267 We put the “Oh!” in al fresco. 1.2893 0.04311 159 120 32 7
1268 I recommend the duck, the house salad and not looking down. 1.2893 0.04311 159 120 32 7
1269 Eez ZEES far enough from ze restroom for monsieur? 1.2893 0.04311 159 120 32 7
1270 Good evening, my name is Raul, I will be your server tonight. I'm happy we were able to accommodate your request for a table near a window tonight. 1.2893 0.04580 159 123 26 10
1271 You insisted on outdoor seating. 1.2893 0.04666 159 124 24 11
1272 The buffet is just around the corner. 1.2893 0.04122 159 118 36 5
1273 Would you like to hear the Fall specials? 1.2893 0.04666 159 124 24 11
1274 When I said you’d be able to watch the game here, I meant the TV in the Katz’ apartment across the way. 1.2893 0.04311 159 120 32 7
1275 They weren’t kidding about the bird’s eye view. 1.2893 0.04403 159 121 30 8
1276 Tonight's special is the locally-raised, fresh-caught squab. 1.2893 0.04403 159 121 30 8
1277 I know you had reservations, but I have a few of my own. 1.2885 0.04068 156 115 37 4
1278 May I recommend the braised pigeon? It's very fresh. 1.2885 0.03639 156 111 45 0
1279 We can see the Russian Embassy from here. 1.2883 0.04499 163 126 27 10
1280 Unfortunately, we don't offer our Bottomless Mimosa Brunch on the terrace. 1.2883 0.04327 163 124 31 8
1281 I knew we should have made a reservation 1.2883 0.04327 163 124 31 8
1282 I never thought I would say this, just don’t tip over. 1.2875 0.04379 160 122 30 8
1283 Is this an adequate distance from that noisy kitchen door, Sir? 1.2875 0.04100 160 119 36 5
1284 I think this menu is a little edgy. 1.2875 0.04555 160 124 26 10
1285 Having second thoughts about the table haute? 1.2875 0.04379 160 122 30 8
1286 Yes, we take elevated dining to a whole new level. 1.2875 0.04195 160 120 34 6
1287 Are you sure this place was reviewed in the New Yorker? 1.2875 0.04195 160 120 34 6
1288 Let's see you dine and dash this time. 1.2875 0.04555 160 124 26 10
1289 Worst. Groupon. Ever. 1.2875 0.04468 160 123 28 9
1290 May I recommend the prix fixe menu, which starts with an amuse-bouche of Valium? 1.2875 0.04640 160 125 24 11
1291 You won't find a fresher squab anywhere. 1.2875 0.04468 160 123 28 9
1292 I hear the squab is local 1.2875 0.04555 160 124 26 10
1293 Ne vous inquiétez pas, Monsieur! In this preferred seating, you will not hit the ceiling at our prices. 1.2875 0.04468 160 123 28 9
1294 They said the view was to die for. 1.2875 0.04379 160 122 30 8
1295 The Pasta is to die for. 1.2875 0.04288 160 121 32 7
1296 Drinks are on the house but you still have to pay for them. 1.2875 0.04724 160 126 22 12
1297 Perhaps you'd prefer a table by the kitchen? 1.2875 0.04288 160 121 32 7
1298 Perhaps you know now that there are worse things than a table near the kitchen. 1.2875 0.04288 160 121 32 7
1299 Did one of you drop your fork? 1.2875 0.04379 160 122 30 8
1300 This restaurant is ledgendary. 1.2875 0.04468 160 123 28 9
1301 Will this be to go? 1.2875 0.04640 160 125 24 11
1302 I KNOW I KNOW., BUT WHAT ABOUT THE VIEW, 1.2875 0.04468 160 123 28 9
1303 We used to offer this same experience in complete darkness. It did not work very well though. 1.2875 0.04888 160 128 18 14
1304 We’re know for our pigeon, but our fallen chocolate cake is to die for. 1.2875 0.04379 160 122 30 8
1305 You requested "Near the window with a view". 1.2875 0.04288 160 121 32 7
1306 Would you care to see our tether menu? 1.2866 0.04700 157 123 23 11
1307 What? You said you wanted al fresco seating. 1.2866 0.04432 157 120 29 8
1308 Sorry, the roof garden is full. 1.2866 0.04432 157 120 29 8
1309 Yes, it is pigeon. But we refer to it as Ledge Steak. 1.2866 0.04700 157 123 23 11
1310 Did you want that to go? 1.2866 0.04339 157 119 31 7
1311 Of course the pigeon is local. 1.2866 0.04146 157 117 35 5
1312 I’m gonna go out on a ledge and try the fish. 1.2866 0.04523 157 121 27 9
1313 Pardon madame, did you not ask for "Haute Cuisine?" 1.2866 0.04243 157 118 33 6
1314 The review said, the food here is to die for . 1.2866 0.04523 157 121 27 9
1315 'To repeat your order - two house salads and you'll share the perch.' 1.2866 0.04523 157 121 27 9
1316 Bottled, tap, or rain water? 1.2866 0.04339 157 119 31 7
1317 I just asked for a table by the window! 1.2866 0.04700 157 123 23 11
1318 Tonight's special is roasted breast and confit leg of locally-sourced pigeon. 1.2866 0.04432 157 120 29 8
1319 First time for haute cuisine? 1.2866 0.04339 157 119 31 7
1320 I asked for a quiet table with a window view. 1.2866 0.04146 157 117 35 5
1321 Before we begin, are either of you on Yelp? 1.2866 0.04612 157 122 25 10
1322 Welcome back Mr. and Mrs. pigeon. 1.2866 0.04339 157 119 31 7
1323 Do we order at the window? 1.2866 0.04786 157 124 21 12
1324 Go with something light. That roof won’t support anything heavy. 1.2866 0.04339 157 119 31 7
1325 They go out on a ledge here to please patrons 1.2866 0.04432 157 120 29 8
1326 The atmosphere is a little thin, but it does have a nice view 1.2866 0.04146 157 117 35 5
1327 Maybe the table by the bar would have been better. 1.2866 0.04146 157 117 35 5
1328 Can I interest either of you in a draft? 1.2866 0.04339 157 119 31 7
1329 May I recommend one of our well-balanced meals? 1.2866 0.04243 157 118 33 6
1330 I thought Ledge Top Cafe was just a name! 1.2866 0.04339 157 119 31 7
1331 Are you enjoying the Chef's Surprise? 1.2866 0.04612 157 122 25 10
1332 I've heard this place is to die for. 1.2866 0.04432 157 120 29 8
1333 I hate it when they hover over. 1.2866 0.04432 157 120 29 8
1334 Evidently "plein aire dining" can have several different meanings. 1.2866 0.04339 157 119 31 7
1335 our special tonight is pigeon, which you can choose from a great selection on the ledge 1.2866 0.04523 157 121 27 9
1336 Tonight's special is chicken cordon bleu and Dramamine. 1.2866 0.04432 157 120 29 8
1337 May I offer either of you a drink and a rock-solid alibi? 1.2866 0.04612 157 122 25 10
1338 Didn't you say we never eat out? 1.2866 0.04243 157 118 33 6
1339 I hear the pigeon sashimi is very fresh 1.2866 0.04523 157 121 27 9
1340 Oh oui monsieur, the pigeon is very fresh! 1.2866 0.04339 157 119 31 7
1341 The pigeon is quite fresh today. 1.2866 0.04432 157 120 29 8
1342 Chef recommends the bird drop soup... 1.2866 0.04612 157 122 25 10
1343 It's off the beaten track... 1.2857 0.04091 154 114 36 4
1344 Bottle or rain? 1.2839 0.04068 155 115 36 4
1345 Seriously Monsieur,E Harmony is going to start noticing a pattern. 1.2839 0.04461 155 119 28 8
1346 Do you have any allergies or phobias we should be aware of? 1.2839 0.04645 155 121 24 10
1347 They didn't recognize you. Your impersonation of a nobody was masterful. 1.2839 0.04554 155 120 26 9
1348 I told you to tip the Maitre d' 1.2839 0.04269 155 117 32 6
1349 Tap or gutter? 1.2839 0.04554 155 120 26 9
1350 I really wish they wouldn't call it their fall menu. 1.2839 0.04269 155 117 32 6
1351 We push for more adventurous dining. 1.2839 0.04269 155 117 32 6
1352 I hear the roast pigeon is excellent 1.2839 0.04554 155 120 26 9
1353 We take the idea of an Open Table reservation quite literally... 1.2839 0.04269 155 117 32 6
1354 I guess I needed to ask for a window seat looking OUT 1.2839 0.04645 155 121 24 10
1355 the al fresco seating option looked a bit different online 1.2839 0.04366 155 118 30 7
1356 Of course this has nothing to do with your lousy tip last time. 1.2839 0.04269 155 117 32 6
1357 We have one addition tonight. A locally sourced roast pigeon... 1.2839 0.04366 155 118 30 7
1358 you said you wanted a table by the window 1.2839 0.04269 155 117 32 6
1359 The reviews said it was the edgiest restaurant in town... 1.2839 0.04461 155 119 28 8
1360 May I recommend the "Making Reservations Sooner." 1.2839 0.04554 155 120 26 9
1361 The gentleman's dissatisfaction with the table is noted." 1.2839 0.04170 155 116 34 5
1362 The special? That’s up in the air. 1.2839 0.04366 155 118 30 7
1363 I'd suggest the Pigeon Romanaise, but the pigeon's stuck in the 4th floor air conditioner... 1.2839 0.04645 155 121 24 10
1364 You googled small, cozy, en plein air, you got small, cozy en plein air. 1.2839 0.04366 155 118 30 7
1365 Madam,I apologize but I must take from your left. 1.2839 0.04068 155 115 36 4
1366 I thought you said we needed to get out more? 1.2839 0.04269 155 117 32 6
1367 Our restaurant will begin revolving in 10 minutes. 1.2839 0.04645 155 121 24 10
1368 This is why we recommend that you make reservations. 1.2839 0.04554 155 120 26 9
1369 You just had to get the table with a view! 1.2839 0.04068 155 115 36 4
1370 Welcome to L’Edge, where we take haute cuisine literally. 1.2839 0.04461 155 119 28 8
1371 At least this time we got seated above pigeon level. 1.2839 0.04554 155 120 26 9
1372 This is the best view in the house. 1.2839 0.04269 155 117 32 6
1373 Our special tonight is wings 1.2839 0.04735 155 122 22 11
1374 When you said “edgy cuisine” I took you seriously, not literally. 1.2839 0.04269 155 117 32 6
1375 Pardon monsieur,the restaurant policy is that ledge diners must pay at time of order. 1.2839 0.04554 155 120 26 9
1376 Now is it bright enough for you to read the menu? 1.2839 0.04366 155 118 30 7
1377 Fresh enough for you? 1.2839 0.04170 155 116 34 5
1378 The “restrooms” are one ledge up. 1.2839 0.04554 155 120 26 9
1379 By placing your order, you agree to be responsible in the event that you drop your fork, knife, or glass.” 1.2839 0.04645 155 121 24 10
1380 And finally our signature dessert, death by chocolate. The choice is yours. 1.2839 0.04554 155 120 26 9
1381 It’s a new concept in high cuisine 1.2839 0.04269 155 117 32 6
1382 We strongly recommend you don't order from the wine list. 1.2839 0.04554 155 120 26 9
1383 I wouldn’t recommend the falafel. Chef is feeling ironic today. 1.2839 0.04554 155 120 26 9
1384 If you’re looking for something even edgier, I’d recommend the pigeon au jus. 1.2839 0.04269 155 117 32 6
1385 Well, you did choose the non cannibis smoking area. 1.2839 0.04554 155 120 26 9
1386 Don't give me that look--you're the one who asked for first available! 1.2839 0.03964 155 114 38 3
1387 I promise you, our squab tonight is really fresh. 1.2839 0.04461 155 119 28 8
1388 How 'bout dis? Dis far enough from the kitchen for ya?! 1.2839 0.04822 155 123 20 12
1389 First I'll need to take an imprint of a credit card, to cover any incidentals. 1.2839 0.04366 155 118 30 7
1390 Hurry it up. There’s a draft inside 1.2839 0.04461 155 119 28 8
1391 In New York City, this is what we call a "table with a view" 1.2839 0.04461 155 119 28 8
1392 Don't overthink it. It's not as if it's your last meal. 1.2839 0.04366 155 118 30 7
1393 You specifically asked for a table for two with a view. 1.2839 0.04645 155 121 24 10
1394 Roof-top table for two With neighborhood view 1.2839 0.04170 155 116 34 5
1395 We are happy to accommodate those who still prefer to be seated in the smoking section 1.2839 0.04366 155 118 30 7
1396 No complaints about the food, yes? 1.2839 0.04269 155 117 32 6
1397 Yes there is a draft but you did ask for a table with a view 1.2839 0.04366 155 118 30 7
1398 Corner table with a view? 1.2839 0.04366 155 118 30 7
1399 They said it was a table to die for. 1.2839 0.04461 155 119 28 8
1400 And directly below us is where Tom Cruise broke his ankle filming Mission Impossible 6. 1.2839 0.04269 155 117 32 6
1401 Ironically, tonight’s special lived on the edge you’re sitting on. 1.2839 0.04645 155 121 24 10
1402 The last time, you didn't tip. 1.2839 0.04461 155 119 28 8
1403 I hope you don't mind if I ask you to please pay your tip first? 1.2839 0.04269 155 117 32 6
1404 I recommend the rock dove - it's very fresh. 1.2839 0.04554 155 120 26 9
1405 Try the free range chicken. 1.2839 0.04269 155 117 32 6
1406 We've had some issues with customers dining and dashing. 1.2839 0.04269 155 117 32 6
1407 'I told you not to wear that MAGA hat again... 1.2839 0.04645 155 121 24 10
1408 Well, you did request a table by the window. 1.2839 0.04461 155 119 28 8
1409 The last customer who complained about sky-high prices had a falling out with the waitstaff. 1.2839 0.04170 155 116 34 5
1410 A drink before a crowd gathers? 1.2839 0.04554 155 120 26 9
1411 Remember, bad tips can go both ways. 1.2839 0.04554 155 120 26 9
1412 You'll have to come in to get your order, I'm afraid of heights. 1.2839 0.04170 155 116 34 5
1413 My apologies sir, but next time you may want to try using "Open Table." 1.2839 0.04366 155 118 30 7
1414 May I recommend something light? 1.2839 0.04554 155 120 26 9
1415 Perhaps you may have wished to tip the maitre 1.2839 0.04554 155 120 26 9
1416 This takes haute cuisine to a whole new level. 1.2839 0.04068 155 115 36 4
1417 If you are done complaining about the gluten free and vegan options, chef said you can come out of time out... 1.2839 0.04269 155 117 32 6
1418 The only qualification to an otherwise outstanding al fresco experience is that our insurance company will only allow one glass of wine at this table. 1.2839 0.04170 155 116 34 5
1419 No one told me how dangerous dating in our 30s would be. 1.2839 0.04269 155 117 32 6
1420 I didn’t think it necessary to stipulated which side of the window I wanted a table. 1.2839 0.04269 155 117 32 6
1421 The squab is especially fresh here. 1.2839 0.04554 155 120 26 9
1422 We like to provide an authentic early bird experience. 1.2839 0.04269 155 117 32 6
1423 Glad we could fit you in, this is our last seating" 1.2839 0.04554 155 120 26 9
1424 may I suggest our mai-tais. They come with little parachutes. 1.2839 0.04170 155 116 34 5
1425 18 plus 6% for the fireman... 1.2839 0.04170 155 116 34 5
1426 May I ask, "Who are your next of kin?" 1.2839 0.04735 155 122 22 11
1427 Try not to drop your fork this time 1.2839 0.04170 155 116 34 5
1428 Look. All I said was that 15% seemed a lot for service. 1.2839 0.04170 155 116 34 5
1429 If you prefer, we can move you closer to the sidewalk. 1.2839 0.04366 155 118 30 7
1430 The pigeon is to die for ! 1.2839 0.04461 155 119 28 8
1431 A couple of things you should know about me. I handle rejection poorly and I like to plan ahead." 1.2839 0.04822 155 123 20 12
1432 NEXT TIME TIP THE WAITER 1.2839 0.04461 155 119 28 8
1433 Let's see, what's to die for? 1.2839 0.04461 155 119 28 8
1434 This is our most excluded table. 1.2839 0.04366 155 118 30 7
1435 Hope you're enjoying the smoking seating. 1.2839 0.04366 155 118 30 7
1436 Is this edgy enough for you? 1.2838 0.04184 148 110 34 4
1437 I suggest you tip this time. 1.2821 0.04529 156 121 26 9
1438 The Top of the 666s has sure gone downhill since you-know-who bought the building! 1.2821 0.04619 156 122 24 10
1439 A better table just opened up in the restroom. 1.2821 0.04342 156 119 30 7
1440 "I am going to go out a ledge here and suggest our soup of the day to start." 1.2821 0.04619 156 122 24 10
1441 This is not what I had in mind when you said we would be dining Al Fresco. 1.2821 0.04342 156 119 30 7
1442 you asked for a view of the skyline. 1.2819 0.04268 149 112 32 5
1443 Let's ask him for the inside menu 1.2819 0.04268 149 112 32 5
1444 Le maître d' would like to know if zee cheapskates find their table agréable. 1.2810 0.04296 153 116 31 6
1445 Of course, sir. I’ll bring you another fork once I’ve checked on the screaming from the downstairs table. 1.2810 0.04395 153 117 29 7
1446 We wanted to go out on a limb when ordering but that table was taken. 1.2810 0.04491 153 118 27 8
1447 I recommend our fresh wings. 1.2810 0.04194 153 115 33 5
1448 Your table is the only remaining smoking section in the city. 1.2810 0.04091 153 114 35 4
1449 You demanded a window seat, you got a window seat. 1.2810 0.04679 153 120 23 10
1450 Oui! Ze erroir is Trip Advisor. We are "Ledgy", not "Edgy" 1.2810 0.04491 153 118 27 8
1451 Please note, meals and gratuity are to be paid prior to the consuming of any cocktails. 1.2810 0.04395 153 117 29 7
1452 You two seem edgy... 1.2810 0.04395 153 117 29 7
1453 Living on the edge starts with dinner, Helen. 1.2810 0.04395 153 117 29 7
1454 You asked to be away from the kitchen. 1.2810 0.04395 153 117 29 7
1455 It seems you neglected to tip the maitre d' this evening. 1.2810 0.04395 153 117 29 7
1456 May I suggest that your martinis be stirred, not shaken. 1.2810 0.04491 153 118 27 8
1457 It was nice of them to honor our request for an outside table with a view. 1.2810 0.04491 153 118 27 8
1458 Well the food here isn’t so good but the view is nice 1.2810 0.04091 153 114 35 4
1459 We told you Al Fresco is the chef's name, but you kept insisting you wanted to sit outside. 1.2810 0.04586 153 119 25 9
1460 This is the "Yelp Elite" table; enabling guests to simultaneously review food and look down on people. 1.2810 0.04770 153 121 21 11
1461 Might I suggest the roast pigeon, with white wine and charlotte potatoes. 1.2810 0.04296 153 116 31 6
1462 For the last time. If you dont order anything, I'm going to have to ask you to leave 1.2810 0.04586 153 119 25 9
1463 You did say, 'Table by the window,' no? 1.2810 0.04395 153 117 29 7
1464 Well, you said you wanted edgy. 1.2810 0.04194 153 115 33 5
1465 The pigeon is locally grown. 1.2810 0.04491 153 118 27 8
1466 Really? I thought your review said inside was ‘too stuffy.’ 1.2810 0.04491 153 118 27 8
1467 His hands are so small, why do I keep choosing these guys. 1.2810 0.04296 153 116 31 6
1468 Chef Bourdain's mantra, dine on the edge. 1.2810 0.04296 153 116 31 6
1469 You still have to tip. 1.2810 0.04491 153 118 27 8
1470 You did request a corner table. 1.2810 0.04296 153 116 31 6
1471 I suggest tipping the maitre d' next time. 1.2810 0.04296 153 116 31 6
1472 I Think I'll have the Pigeon 1.2810 0.04491 153 118 27 8
1473 What? You specified outside and far from both the kitchen and the lavatory. 1.2810 0.04586 153 119 25 9
1474 The ultimate 'edgy' dining experience. 1.2810 0.03984 153 113 37 3
1475 We call it extreme al fresco dining 1.2810 0.04491 153 118 27 8
1476 We've run out of pigeon. 1.2808 0.04427 146 111 29 6
1477 We’ll take a rain check. 1.2800 0.04646 150 117 24 9
1478 The specials will 'blow you away' 1.2800 0.04741 150 118 22 10
1479 It's the edgiest dining experience in town. 1.2800 0.04243 150 113 32 5
1480 For your next visit, I suggest making a reservation. 1.2800 0.04347 150 114 30 6
1481 When I said,"Let's try some place a little more edgy..." 1.2800 0.04449 150 115 28 7
1482 It's our take on take out. 1.2800 0.04449 150 115 28 7
1483 Our special today is Pigeon Tatar. 1.2800 0.04646 150 117 24 9
1484 Something edgy this evening? 1.2800 0.04347 150 114 30 6
1485 I think he remembers your last tip. 1.2800 0.04549 150 116 26 8
1486 Everything here is carry out. 1.2800 0.04741 150 118 22 10
1487 We only accept cash, paid in advance. 1.2800 0.04347 150 114 30 6
1488 You may want to avoid choosing from the fall menu items. 1.2800 0.04136 150 112 34 4
1489 They did say they were at the leading edge of culinary delight. 1.2800 0.04549 150 116 26 8
1490 You're the king of reservations, Harry. 1.2800 0.04926 150 120 18 12
1491 Would you care for sparkling, tap, or rain water? 1.2800 0.04449 150 115 28 7
1492 Of course the prices are sky high! 1.2800 0.04243 150 113 32 5
1493 No wonder it was so easy to get a reservation! 1.2800 0.04347 150 114 30 6
1494 This place is ledgendery 1.2800 0.04449 150 115 28 7
1495 Next time I will make the reservations! 1.2800 0.04449 150 115 28 7
1496 We seat our guests based on their Yelp reviews. 1.2800 0.04549 150 116 26 8
1497 We do offer limited outdoor seating for those who don't have a fear of heights. 1.2800 0.04549 150 116 26 8
1498 Are you still sure you would not like to sit at the bar? 1.2800 0.04243 150 113 32 5
1499 No crumbs please. The pigeons will swarm. 1.2800 0.04449 150 115 28 7
1500 This certainly is a little out of the way place. 1.2800 0.04646 150 117 24 9
1501 Dine and dash at your peril. 1.2800 0.04549 150 116 26 8
1502 Oh, so you’re the couple who requested outside seating 1.2800 0.04243 150 113 32 5
1503 Your tipping history is pretty well known hereabouts. 1.2800 0.04243 150 113 32 5
1504 Your food is coming right up. 1.2800 0.04449 150 115 28 7
1505 My advice...look at the menu. Not down. 1.2800 0.04449 150 115 28 7
1506 Go ahead. Ask for ketchup again. 1.2792 0.04466 154 119 27 8
1507 I miss the days when we could just smoke inside 1.2789 0.04294 147 111 31 5
1508 Would you like water or just to wait for the rain? 1.2789 0.04608 147 114 25 8
1509 Today's specials are: Ledge of Lamb, Smogged Salmon and the Jump Fish. May I recommend the sauteed pigeon, which is very fresh, to start? 1.2789 0.04294 147 111 31 5
1510 No I found this place on “Air” B&B 1.2789 0.04071 147 109 35 3
1511 Oh, I guess the restaurant's okay, but don't you find it just a bit edgy, Rupert? 1.2789 0.03955 147 108 37 2
1512 The Perch is fantastic tonight! 1.2781 0.04619 151 118 24 9
1513 Next time read the fine print on the Groupon. 1.2781 0.04423 151 116 28 7
1514 Actually, at those prices, we prefer the term: Squab. 1.2781 0.04322 151 115 30 6
1515 Is there a problem with our ledgendary al fresco dining experience? 1.2781 0.04423 151 116 28 7
1516 Admittedly, our rooftop view isn't for everyone. 1.2781 0.04522 151 117 26 8
1517 Yes, this restaurant is on the cutting ledge of rooftop dining... 1.2770 0.04479 148 114 27 7
1518 I might advise against the squab, sir. Pigeons are actually quite a bit more perceptive than most people realize. 1.2770 0.04375 148 113 29 6
1519 The review says this bistro is wonderfully "edgy." 1.2770 0.04479 148 114 27 7
1520 you're fortunate we had a rather sudden availability on the table. I think the EMT's are finishing up down on the sidewalk now. 1.2770 0.04375 148 113 29 6
1521 The pigeon is very fresh this evening. 1.2770 0.04048 148 110 35 3
1522 I'm the dumbwaiter. 1.2770 0.04872 148 118 19 11
1523 I guess you can still get a table in the city. 1.2770 0.04479 148 114 27 7
1524 I hope you enjoy our new terrace dining. 1.2770 0.04479 148 114 27 7
1525 How much should we tip? 1.2770 0.04375 148 113 29 6
1526 Our special tonight is locally sourced free-range squab. 1.2770 0.04479 148 114 27 7
1527 We used to have a strolling violinist but he got carried away with Rondo Capriccioso 1.2770 0.04680 148 116 23 9
1528 I'm fine. I said agoraphobia, not acrophobia. 1.2770 0.04269 148 112 31 5
1529 The special today is locally sourced pigeon in a French sorrel sauce. 1.2770 0.04375 148 113 29 6
1530 Then you shouldn’t have said, ‘next available’.” 1.2770 0.04269 148 112 31 5
1531 You can fart all you want out here. 1.2770 0.04375 148 113 29 6
1532 This evening the chef recommends the pigeon, which, of course, is locally raised. 1.2770 0.04269 148 112 31 5
1533 Honey, this restaurant may be too edgy for me. 1.2770 0.04580 148 115 25 8
1534 And did I mention... we only take cash. 1.2770 0.04375 148 113 29 6
1535 Smile, the Johnsons can see us. 1.2770 0.04375 148 113 29 6
1536 Do you think the waiter's pushy? 1.2770 0.04872 148 118 19 11
1537 May I suggest chicken wings, sir? 1.2770 0.04375 148 113 29 6
1538 After all, you said it was an edgy new restaurant. 1.2770 0.04375 148 113 29 6
1539 The chef’s special tonight is pigeon. 1.2770 0.04269 148 112 31 5
1540 At least we didn’t have to wait long for the table. 1.2770 0.04375 148 113 29 6
1541 I think we'd be inviting trouble with the peanut appetizer. 1.2770 0.04680 148 116 23 9
1542 May I assume this is to go? 1.2770 0.04580 148 115 25 8
1543 The squab is local. 1.2770 0.04375 148 113 29 6
1544 The restroom? Walk along the ledge, up the drainpipe and over the eave. 1.2770 0.04580 148 115 25 8
1545 You asked for edgy. 1.2770 0.04479 148 114 27 7
1546 The special is pigeon. 1.2770 0.04375 148 113 29 6
1547 Allegedly, it’s the best place in town . 1.2770 0.04375 148 113 29 6
1548 What part of ' Make a reservation' sill confuses you? 1.2770 0.04479 148 114 27 7
1549 It's the best we can do when you're late but still insist on a table by the window. 1.2770 0.04375 148 113 29 6
1550 A-ledge-dly, THIS is the new al fresco dining craze,! 1.2770 0.04375 148 113 29 6
1551 That toupee isn't fooling anyone, Mr. Miller. 1.2770 0.04580 148 115 25 8
1552 Don't mind the pigeon in your crotch, he likes the warmth. 1.2770 0.04375 148 113 29 6
1553 But this table has a breathtaking view. Allegedly. 1.2770 0.04375 148 113 29 6
1554 We felt we had to respond to the demand for Dining on the Edge. 1.2770 0.04269 148 112 31 5
1555 Our chef is known for his edgy menu. 1.2770 0.04160 148 111 33 4
1556 May I recommend the Ledge Salad? 1.2770 0.04375 148 113 29 6
1557 You said you wanted a high end restaurant experience. 1.2770 0.04269 148 112 31 5
1558 Let me know if you'd like the bug spray. 1.2770 0.04375 148 113 29 6
1559 Maybe you should have tipped better last time. 1.2752 0.04349 149 114 29 6
1560 The pigeon-under-glass is superb! 1.2752 0.04652 149 117 23 9
1561 It's haute cuisine. 1.2740 0.04403 146 112 28 6
1562 Why did he give us the Last Supper menu ? 1.2740 0.04613 146 114 24 8
1563 Of course the prices are high... 1.2740 0.04294 146 111 30 5
1564 I thought you said we were going out on a limb. 1.2740 0.04403 146 112 28 6
1565 The braised pigeon is lovely, locally sourced from this ledge earlier today" 1.2740 0.04403 146 112 28 6
1566 This is where we seat journalists here at Trump International 1.2740 0.04509 146 113 26 7
1567 I’m in the mood for something edgy. 1.2740 0.04714 146 115 22 9
1568 You said first available table. 1.2740 0.04068 146 109 34 3
1569 I suggest the tenderloin. It pairs quite well with a fall to one's death. 1.2740 0.04613 146 114 24 8
1570 Your early bird dinners should be arriving soon. 1.2740 0.04294 146 111 30 5
1571 Everything just looks so good from here! 1.2740 0.04403 146 112 28 6
1572 We also have a fabulous rooftop bar. 1.2740 0.04294 146 111 30 5
1573 Yes, there is a glitch in the new reservation app. 1.2740 0.04403 146 112 28 6
1574 Head room we have. Leg room not so much. 1.2740 0.04509 146 113 26 7
1575 We’re especially well known for our pigeon-to-table. 1.2740 0.04509 146 113 26 7
1576 Private enough for you? 1.2740 0.04403 146 112 28 6
1577 The coupon technically only said 'rooftop seating'; it specified nothing else. 1.2740 0.04403 146 112 28 6
1578 Tonight's special is terror, glazed with a hint of west wind, and finished with a note of car horns. 1.2740 0.04714 146 115 22 9
1579 And today's catch is pigeon. 1.2740 0.04294 146 111 30 5
1580 Betty, Nice to finally meet your new husband. I'll be right back with your drinks and try to be careful this time! 1.2740 0.04403 146 112 28 6
1581 Our squab is the freshest in town. 1.2740 0.04403 146 112 28 6
1582 If you think this is the worst seating we have, then check out our back of the house 1.2740 0.04294 146 111 30 5
1583 The chicken tastes like pigeon. 1.2740 0.04613 146 114 24 8
1584 I'm gonna go out on a ledge and assume you won't be ordering dessert. 1.2740 0.04613 146 114 24 8
1585 The food here used to be good, but it really fell off 1.2740 0.04294 146 111 30 5
1586 Unfortunately I’ll have to answer any wine questions. Our sommelier is acrophobic. 1.2740 0.04509 146 113 26 7
1587 May I suggest the ledge-to-table oven-roasted squab pigeon? 1.2740 0.04613 146 114 24 8
1588 Yes, the pigeon is quite fresh--it's actually caught right on-site. 1.2740 0.04613 146 114 24 8
1589 Don't look now. Or ever, really. It's a terrifying view. 1.2740 0.04509 146 113 26 7
1590 Everything on the menus is simply to die for. 1.2740 0.04068 146 109 34 3
1591 May I recommend the roasted pigeon? It’s very fresh. 1.2740 0.04294 146 111 30 5
1592 They're known for a new level of al fresco dining." 1.2740 0.04509 146 113 26 7
1593 Kind of a narrow selection,but lots of atmosphere. 1.2740 0.04183 146 110 32 4
1594 I recommend the organic, ledge-to-table pigeon soup. 1.2740 0.04183 146 110 32 4
1595 Might I suggest our locally sourced seared pigeon? 1.2740 0.04403 146 112 28 6
1596 May I tell you about our fall specials? 1.2740 0.04613 146 114 24 8
1597 I thought The Ledge was an odd name for a restaurant. 1.2740 0.03951 146 108 36 2
1598 To be clear, Madam, it was the vote of the kitchen. 1.2740 0.04509 146 113 26 7
1599 May I suggest that Monsieur make a reservation next time? 1.2740 0.04403 146 112 28 6
1600 The chef is raising en plein air to the level of performance art. 1.2740 0.04403 146 112 28 6
1601 No sir, this isn't the 'first date' section, it's the 'this isn't going to work out' section. 1.2740 0.04068 146 109 34 3
1602 “Hey, it got great reviews for ‘Edgy Cuisine’.” 1.2740 0.04509 146 113 26 7
1603 Would you like to start with dessert? 1.2740 0.04613 146 114 24 8
1604 I told you the drinks are on the house. 1.2740 0.04509 146 113 26 7
1605 The steak is to die for, obviously. 1.2740 0.04403 146 112 28 6
1606 You said you wanted the table furthest away from the kitchen. 1.2740 0.04403 146 112 28 6
1607 This evening, Chef recommends the fish, wasabi potatoes and not looking down. 1.2740 0.04714 146 115 22 9
1608 Remember this, we are at the 'cutting edge' of gastronomy. 1.2740 0.04403 146 112 28 6
1609 I’m going out on a ledge here, but you should order the special. 1.2740 0.04509 146 113 26 7
1610 You said as far away from the kitchen as possible.. 1.2740 0.04183 146 110 32 4
1611 No duck...Just pigeon. Lots of pigeon. 1.2740 0.04294 146 111 30 5
1612 Our special today is ledge-to-table pigeon. 1.2740 0.04509 146 113 26 7
1613 Was it worth the wait for an outside table? 1.2740 0.04509 146 113 26 7
1614 Tonight we’re serving free-range fowl, not necessarily chicken. 1.2740 0.04183 146 110 32 4
1615 I'm sorry, we don't offer cocktails on the outer balcony 1.2740 0.04403 146 112 28 6
1616 See anything you like? 1.2740 0.04183 146 110 32 4
1617 Didn’t you ask for our most private table? 1.2740 0.04068 146 109 34 3
1618 Don't worry. If you fall off, there's no charge. 1.2740 0.04714 146 115 22 9
1619 Isn’t it nice to try out a more edgy restaurant for a change. 1.2740 0.04294 146 111 30 5
1620 The wine and appetizer will be delivered by drone in 3 minutes. 1.2740 0.04294 146 111 30 5
1621 I wonder what's with the all pigeon menu? 1.2740 0.04294 146 111 30 5
1622 The special today is parachute. 1.2740 0.05005 146 118 16 12
1623 I don't recommend ordering side dishes. 1.2740 0.04403 146 112 28 6
1624 Marion, darling, I am a little cramped. Could you just scoot your chair back a tad"? ....Norman Bate 1.2740 0.04509 146 113 26 7
1625 Yes, the squab is very fresh indeed---several of them were caught on that very table just a few minutes ago! 1.2740 0.04509 146 113 26 7
1626 The pigeon is fresh. 1.2740 0.04403 146 112 28 6
1627 Sir, this is as far from the kitchen as we can go. 1.2740 0.04294 146 111 30 5
1628 A special night out? 1.2740 0.04068 146 109 34 3
1629 They say the squab is locally sourced 1.2740 0.04294 146 111 30 5
1630 You did request the scenic view 1.2740 0.03951 146 108 36 2
1631 Let's cut to the chase: one of us is getting tipped tonight, and you'd better hope it's me. 1.2740 0.04509 146 113 26 7
1632 Your Mom wanted you two love birds to have a private dinner" 1.2740 0.04613 146 114 24 8
1633 I guess this is the "on the edge" culinary experience the guidebook talked baout! 1.2740 0.04509 146 113 26 7
1634 At the moment we are out of the Squab, but keep your eyes open. 1.2740 0.04509 146 113 26 7
1635 Oh Yes! Our roast pigeon is quite fresh! 1.2740 0.04183 146 110 32 4
1636 We only serve takeout. 1.2740 0.04509 146 113 26 7
1637 Of course, all flambé tableside service will be suspended. 1.2740 0.04509 146 113 26 7
1638 Squab? Yes sir. It's our specialty. 1.2740 0.04403 146 112 28 6
1639 Welcome to our ledge to table dining experience. 1.2740 0.04613 146 114 24 8
1640 We no longer serve alcohol to those dining at our outside tables. 1.2740 0.04403 146 112 28 6
1641 Do you need a little time to decide? 1.2740 0.04509 146 113 26 7
1642 The last time here, I forgot to leave a tip. 1.2740 0.04403 146 112 28 6
1643 To be honest, we don't know if l'Edge is even French. 1.2740 0.04509 146 113 26 7
1644 Our brave al fresco table placement reduces the number of unpaid tabs. 1.2740 0.04294 146 111 30 5
1645 It wasn't quite what I envisioned when you said dinner would dine al fresco. 1.2740 0.04183 146 110 32 4
1646 Would you like to hear about the Early Bird specials? 1.2740 0.04403 146 112 28 6
1647 Yes sir, I assure you this is how they do it in Paris. 1.2740 0.04183 146 110 32 4
1648 On second thought, I'd rather sit at the bar. 1.2740 0.04294 146 111 30 5
1649 Chef tells me we are sold out of the pigeon, unless you can catch one. 1.2740 0.04509 146 113 26 7
1650 I did tell you that this was a really edgy place. 1.2740 0.04403 146 112 28 6
1651 We're the only restaurant that still has a smoking section. 1.2740 0.04714 146 115 22 9
1652 I had no idea this place was so edgy 1.2740 0.04294 146 111 30 5
1653 Our specials include anything that lands on your table. 1.2740 0.04509 146 113 26 7
1654 I trust this is far enough away from the kitchen door. Can I interest either of you in a cocktail? 1.2740 0.04294 146 111 30 5
1655 The other guests found your conversation to be boring. 1.2740 0.04509 146 113 26 7
1656 For our special tonight we have pole caught pigeon, smoked lightly over the fire escape and finished with a pizza rat jus reduction. 1.2740 0.04509 146 113 26 7
1657 May I suggest the buffet? 1.2740 0.04183 146 110 32 4
1658 You did request a table with a panoramic view. 1.2740 0.04068 146 109 34 3
1659 I might suggest a larger tip to the Maitre D' on your next visit... 1.2740 0.04294 146 111 30 5
1660 Is monsieur far enough away from ze kitchen now? 1.2740 0.04294 146 111 30 5
1661 The mariachi band will be coming to your table as soon as we get their parachutes on. 1.2740 0.04403 146 112 28 6
1662 I told you not to put so much perfume on! 1.2740 0.04509 146 113 26 7
1663 This is our smoking section, sir. 1.2740 0.04294 146 111 30 5
1664 At least we are nowhere near the kitchen. 1.2740 0.04509 146 113 26 7
1665 You insisted on a window seat, you got a window seat! 1.2740 0.04183 146 110 32 4
1666 Well, I’m certainly not ordering the Chef’s Surprise. 1.2740 0.04613 146 114 24 8
1667 The chef recommends the squab, of course. 1.2740 0.04509 146 113 26 7
1668 Don't look up! Our pigeon soup has arrived! 1.2740 0.04294 146 111 30 5
1669 Might I recommend the Cornice Hen? 1.2721 0.04377 147 113 28 6
1670 This table sometimes gets a bit drafty. If you get cold, I'll be happy to close the window for you. 1.2721 0.04377 147 113 28 6
1671 John and Claire's final attempt to 'bring a little excitement' back to their marriage. 1.2721 0.04482 147 114 26 7
1672 We have nothing further away from the kitchen. 1.2721 0.04377 147 113 28 6
1673 - if you don´t tip me, i´ll tip you. 1.2714 0.04516 140 108 26 6
1674 And, tonight's chef's special is squab under glass 1.2708 0.04431 144 111 27 6
1675 I thought they meant the *food* pushed the dining experience to the edge. 1.2708 0.04431 144 111 27 6
1676 I would save your complaints for the entrees. 1.2708 0.04431 144 111 27 6
1677 If you like the ambiance, you'll love the presentation. 1.2708 0.04540 144 112 25 7
1678 Hmm....I think I'll take the free range pigeon, freshly caught and prepared tableside... 1.2708 0.04645 144 113 23 8
1679 The squab is perhaps a bit more local than you care to imagine. 1.2708 0.04540 144 112 25 7
1680 and, TripAdvisor gives it 5 stars for the view. 1.2708 0.04207 144 109 31 4
1681 At least it is not raining. 1.2708 0.04320 144 110 29 5
1682 They are very rude here, but the atmosphere is great and the food is OK. More important is that its a good break from my work cubicle." 1.2708 0.04540 144 112 25 7
1683 Most people seem to LIKE our "Dining under the stars" experience. 1.2708 0.04207 144 109 31 4
1684 Will that be one parachute or two? 1.2708 0.04320 144 110 29 5
1685 It's the latest rage in adventure eating 1.2708 0.04431 144 111 27 6
1686 The good news is that your above the awning. 1.2708 0.03716 144 105 39 0
1687 Perhaps something from the bar? You both seem to be on edge tonight. 1.2708 0.04540 144 112 25 7
1688 He's waiting for us to tip. 1.2708 0.04645 144 113 23 8
1689 Yes, but not as dangerous as ordering the steak tartare. 1.2708 0.04207 144 109 31 4
1690 I'm sorry, the previous guests ordered the last wings. 1.2708 0.04645 144 113 23 8
1691 Really, you don't think this place is too edgy? 1.2708 0.04207 144 109 31 4
1692 Chef believes, in order to fully taste the pigeon, first you must become the pigeon. 1.2708 0.04320 144 110 29 5
1693 We provide alfresco dining at the highest level!. 1.2708 0.04320 144 110 29 5
1694 I'm Ron, your police negotiator. Have you decided yet? 1.2708 0.04645 144 113 23 8
1695 The scallops go very well with fear. But if you are feeling more terrified this evening, the soul meuniere is less filling and more last-mealy." 1.2708 0.04850 144 115 19 10
1696 You ordered al fresco, well ya got al fresco! 1.2708 0.04431 144 111 27 6
1697 Who the hell are you people? How did you get up here? 1.2708 0.04949 144 116 17 11
1698 The restroom is just around the corner 1.2708 0.04645 144 113 23 8
1699 The old menu was done in French but somehow Pidgin English made more sense. 1.2708 0.04540 144 112 25 7
1700 So, how’s that new WhiteHouse job working out for you? 1.2708 0.04320 144 110 29 5
1701 Dining al fresco can be exhilarating. 1.2708 0.04540 144 112 25 7
1702 Would you like to hear our spatials? 1.2695 0.04599 141 110 24 7
1703 The fresh catch of the day is Squab 1.2695 0.04488 141 109 26 6
1704 What do you mean 'is the pigeon fresh'" 1.2695 0.04599 141 110 24 7
1705 Since you have taken their spot, might I suggest the squab. 1.2695 0.04708 141 111 22 8
1706 I recommend the wild caught squab, we get it fresh daily. 1.2695 0.04011 141 105 34 2
1707 May I suggest our house specialty, the Ledge of Lamb? 1.2695 0.04488 141 109 26 6
1708 The pigeon sounds good. 1.2695 0.04488 141 109 26 6
1709 S'il vous plait, the window closes in 15 minutes. 1.2695 0.04599 141 110 24 7
1710 Stick to vegetable dishes, Folks. This is condor country. 1.2695 0.04599 141 110 24 7
1711 No, sir, I'm afraid that the little umbrellas would be inadequate in the event of an unfortunate incident. 1.2695 0.04815 141 112 20 9
1712 Will you be wanting an entree after High Tea? 1.2695 0.04599 141 110 24 7
1713 Let's eat till we drop! 1.2695 0.04374 141 108 28 5
1714 Honey, I just dropped my knife. 1.2695 0.04256 141 107 30 4
1715 May I interest you in a beta blocker? 1.2695 0.04708 141 111 22 8
1716 May I suggest a well-balanced wine with your dinner? 1.2695 0.04256 141 107 30 4
1717 This evening we are introducing our Fall menu. 1.2695 0.04488 141 109 26 6
1718 Unfortunately, we are all out of sides tonight." 1.2695 0.04599 141 110 24 7
1719 The Precipice" High Concept Restaurant - Haute Cuisine, really 1.2695 0.04815 141 112 20 9
1720 The diver scallops are hit or miss. 1.2695 0.04256 141 107 30 4
1721 Their smoking section gets worse and worse! 1.2695 0.04708 141 111 22 8
1722 Bienvenue au cafe pigeon. Can I start you off with bread? 1.2695 0.04488 141 109 26 6
1723 Our special today is wild-caught local pigeon. 1.2695 0.04256 141 107 30 4
1724 would you like to see our take out menu? 1.2695 0.04374 141 108 28 5
1725 Is our smoking section not to your liking? 1.2695 0.04374 141 108 28 5
1726 I'll prepare your order to go. 1.2695 0.04708 141 111 22 8
1727 My apologies, folks, but we are no longer permitted to serve alcohol on the patio. 1.2695 0.04374 141 108 28 5
1728 I wouldn't recommend anything too heavy. 1.2695 0.04374 141 108 28 5
1729 The pigeon is especially fresh. 1.2695 0.04256 141 107 30 4
1730 The prices are pretty steep, here. 1.2695 0.03750 141 103 38 0
1731 AirBnb with an AirRestaurant. What will they think of next? 1.2695 0.04256 141 107 30 4
1732 Our special today is Free Range Pigeon. Locally sourced. 1.2695 0.04488 141 109 26 6
1733 You know, these hipster restaurants are getting to be a bit too much. 1.2695 0.04599 141 110 24 7
1734 Our wine flights are to die for. 1.2695 0.04488 141 109 26 6
1735 You are the one that said you liked high-end dining. 1.2695 0.04374 141 108 28 5
1736 Actually, not everything on the menu is to die for. 1.2695 0.04488 141 109 26 6
1737 At this table, we limit you to one glass of wine. 1.2695 0.04256 141 107 30 4
1738 You did ask for alfresco dining with a great view! 1.2695 0.04374 141 108 28 5
1739 I recommend the buffet. 1.2690 0.04512 145 113 25 7
1740 Is that alfresco enough? 1.2690 0.04512 145 113 25 7
1741 Word travels fast, don't even think of telling him your wallets in the car. 1.2681 0.04429 138 106 27 5
1742 and after dessert you can take a selfie with Dealey Plaza and the grassy knoll in the background 1.2681 0.04308 138 105 29 4
1743 Please be aware that if you should drop your knife or fork, you may see an extra charge on your bill - for manslaughter. 1.2676 0.04230 142 108 30 4
1744 The New Yorker review said we were 'edgy'." 1.2676 0.04460 142 110 26 6
1745 The pigeon tartar is very fresh. 1.2676 0.04571 142 111 24 7
1746 Would you prefer the non smoking area? 1.2676 0.04460 142 110 26 6
1747 Mmm. What goes with guano? 1.2676 0.04230 142 108 30 4
1748 I take it you didn’t tip the maitre’d 1.2676 0.04679 142 112 22 8
1749 When you said the restaurant was edgy, I thought you were referring to the food. 1.2676 0.04230 142 108 30 4
1750 'You OK? You Seem Edgy.' 1.2676 0.04679 142 112 22 8
1751 If you drop your utensil, we have to charge you $5. And the NYPD could charge you with involuntary manslaughter. 1.2676 0.04888 142 114 18 10
1752 The chef recommends the pigeon in tarragon jellly 1.2676 0.04888 142 114 18 10
1753 You did request a table with a view of the city 1.2676 0.04111 142 107 32 3
1754 I have to pee, what should I do? 1.2676 0.04679 142 112 22 8
1755 Would you care to hear about our locally caught squab? 1.2676 0.04230 142 108 30 4
1756 May I suggest a farm-to-drone-to-table appetizer to start? 1.2676 0.04679 142 112 22 8
1757 Sir, is this enough fresh air for you at last?? 1.2676 0.04347 142 109 28 5
1758 What did you expect when you came to The Ledge Restaurant? 1.2676 0.04679 142 112 22 8
1759 Unfortunately, we're all afraid of heights, but the owner's cat will be out with your order shortly. 1.2676 0.04111 142 107 32 3
1760 Be that as it may sir, we will be serving you from the right side 1.2676 0.04347 142 109 28 5
1761 I love your idea of a risky relationship honey 1.2676 0.04460 142 110 26 6
1762 How’s that “dining al fresco” working for you? 1.2676 0.04784 142 113 20 9
1763 I'm going out on a ledge here, but I think you'll really like the chefs special tonight. 1.2676 0.04230 142 108 30 4
1764 Really helps distract from the feeling of impending doom, don’t you think? 1.2676 0.03987 142 106 34 2
1765 Thanks for staying at our AirBnB. This is the rooftop dining event. Mom’s cooking the specials in the kitchen. 1.2676 0.04679 142 112 22 8
1766 So this is what they meant by "edgy". 1.2676 0.04347 142 109 28 5
1767 I'd recommend the fish, and not looking down. 1.2676 0.04347 142 109 28 5
1768 Here at Cafe Al Fresco, besides the pasta, we specialize in wills and estate planning. 1.2676 0.04571 142 111 24 7
1769 Leave a tip this time. 1.2676 0.04347 142 109 28 5
1770 The chef recommends that you sit still while I order the crane. 1.2676 0.04460 142 110 26 6
1771 Crap. I forgot the ring. 1.2676 0.04571 142 111 24 7
1772 I don’t care how crowded they are, I reserved a table by the window. 1.2676 0.04460 142 110 26 6
1773 And I'd like to draw especial attention to the liability waiver included with the drinks menu. 1.2676 0.04460 142 110 26 6
1774 Maybe we should not have asked for outdoor seating." 1.2676 0.04230 142 108 30 4
1775 Would you like a little umbrella in your drink? 1.2676 0.04460 142 110 26 6
1776 The Xanax is very popular tonight. 1.2676 0.04460 142 110 26 6
1777 Correct! All dishes revolve around locally sourced, free-range pigeon. 1.2676 0.04571 142 111 24 7
1778 You did ask for a private table. 1.2676 0.04460 142 110 26 6
1779 How do you feel about leaving me no tip now? 1.2676 0.04460 142 110 26 6
1780 As I recall , you specifically requested an out of the way table. 1.2676 0.04460 142 110 26 6
1781 The squab is free range. 1.2676 0.04460 142 110 26 6
1782 When we say, "it's on the house", we mean it! 1.2676 0.04347 142 109 28 5
1783 The souffle will blow you away. 1.2662 0.04632 139 109 23 7
1784 Gulp! What does "fall tasting menu" mean? 1.2662 0.04157 139 105 31 3
1785 I'm afraid the service only goes down from here. 1.2662 0.04281 139 106 29 4
1786 May I suggest the Bird drop soup appetizer 1.2662 0.04401 139 107 27 5
1787 Don't worry for now. The pigeons only fly this high for dessert. 1.2662 0.04632 139 109 23 7
1788 Welcome to Cafe Trump! You have the table with the best view and BTW most items on our menu are untrue. 1.2662 0.04743 139 110 21 8
1789 Your durian will be here shortly. 1.2662 0.04632 139 109 23 7
1790 Our dessert menu is 'ledge'ndary 1.2662 0.04401 139 107 27 5
1791 Sorry, I can't bring the menus until you've signed the waivers. 1.2662 0.04632 139 109 23 7
1792 le pigeon is complimentary and will arrive momentarily. 1.2662 0.04743 139 110 21 8
1793 Try not to drop any silverware. And oh by the way, the special today is pigeons. 1.2662 0.04401 139 107 27 5
1794 When Siri makes your reservation for a gable for two 1.2662 0.04958 139 112 17 10
1795 Our chicken is farm to table. Our table is indoors to ledge. 1.2662 0.04518 139 108 25 6
1796 In the event of rain, we ask that you use the fire escape so as not to drip on our hardwood floors 1.2662 0.04518 139 108 25 6
1797 Master Bruce, I'll say it again: If you come back inside, I PROMISE to keep an eye out for the signal. 1.2662 0.04852 139 111 19 9
1798 Harold, I know we are on a tight budget but we don't go out that often. You should have tipped the maitre d' and helped me with my chair. Can you see my purse? 1.2662 0.04518 139 108 25 6
1799 You're just in time for our early bird's-eye view special. 1.2662 0.04632 139 109 23 7
1800 Dinner to die for 1.2662 0.04518 139 108 25 6
1801 I asked for a table is by the window. Who knew? 1.2662 0.04281 139 106 29 4
1802 If you have a quick hand, there's also a fresh squab special. 1.2662 0.04518 139 108 25 6
1803 Tonight's special is squab. 1.2662 0.04518 139 108 25 6
1804 Would you like some peanuts to feed the pigeons while you look over the menu? 1.2662 0.04632 139 109 23 7
1805 The special tonight is “Ledge to Table “ squab. 1.2662 0.04518 139 108 25 6
1806 Look on the bright side: You can pass gas out here and nobody will notice except yourselves. 1.2662 0.04401 139 107 27 5
1807 If you find the wine list unsatisfactory, please feel free to jump to your deaths. 1.2662 0.04958 139 112 17 10
1808 Perhaps this evening is turning into a dangerous liaison...May I suggest, starting with dessert? 1.2662 0.04852 139 111 19 9
1809 Is there anything you'd like me to start to off you with? 1.2662 0.04632 139 109 23 7
1810 I recommend the strip steak. The pigeons hate it. 1.2662 0.04281 139 106 29 4
1811 Feel free to help yourselves to the buffet table just around the corner 1.2643 0.04373 140 108 27 5
1812 Yes, sir, the pigeon is quite fresh. 1.2643 0.04602 140 110 23 7
1813 I don't recommend the meatballs. 1.2643 0.04489 140 109 25 6
1814 Well, you're the one who insisted on a table by a window . . . 1.2643 0.04821 140 112 19 9
1815 I told you - your brother doesn’t like me. 1.2643 0.04254 140 107 29 4
1816 For your first course, might I recommend a soufflé that has not yet fallen? 1.2643 0.04373 140 108 27 5
1817 Our special tonight is the egg-drop soup. 1.2643 0.04373 140 108 27 5
1818 I can’t help but feel a little on edge. 1.2643 0.04489 140 109 25 6
1819 I'm ready to move to the suburbs. 1.2643 0.04602 140 110 23 7
1820 Yes, the squab is very local. 1.2643 0.04373 140 108 27 5
1821 I recommend the squab. 1.2643 0.04132 140 106 31 3
1822 Would you care to adjust your tip? 1.2643 0.04373 140 108 27 5
1823 I wonder why the menu doesn’t have a kids section 1.2643 0.04602 140 110 23 7
1824 The squab is free-range and locally sourced." -Stephen Raphaelson West, Laurel MD, markellorhighwater@gmail.com, 301 725 937 1.2643 0.04489 140 109 25 6
1825 You requested a table near the window. 1.2643 0.04132 140 106 31 3
1826 I simply asked for corner window table 1.2643 0.04254 140 107 29 4
1827 I recommend the pigeon. 1.2643 0.04373 140 108 27 5
1828 We take the idea of 'haute cuisine' very seriously. 1.2643 0.04254 140 107 29 4
1829 It was either this or the kitchen door. 1.2628 0.04778 137 109 20 8
1830 Frankly, I was expecting the other sort of haute cuisine. 1.2628 0.04306 137 105 28 4
1831 I think the twelfth floor had better ambiance 1.2628 0.04428 137 106 26 5
1832 In this case, I would support a Wall. 1.2628 0.04548 137 107 24 6
1833 Are you ready to make up, or do you still need a few minutes? 1.2628 0.04428 137 106 26 5
1834 You did request the no tipping area. 1.2628 0.04778 137 109 20 8
1835 Reservations are for wimps. 1.2628 0.04665 137 108 22 7
1836 The 'Ledge Special' dinner for two includes, Fricassee of Pigeon, wine flights, and a birds-eye view of the city ! 1.2628 0.04665 137 108 22 7
1837 Yeah. It's up to Code. Enforced by the Law of Gravity. 1.2628 0.04306 137 105 28 4
1838 I think having Pigeon on the menu is pushing it a little too far. 1.2628 0.04548 137 107 24 6
1839 The Cabernet would pair nicely with the pigeon pie. 1.2628 0.04306 137 105 28 4
1840 Perhaps next time you'll leave us a better review? 1.2628 0.04778 137 109 20 8
1841 You’d be best served to try to ignore those invitations to just jump already. 1.2628 0.04428 137 106 26 5
1842 This wasn’t what I had in mind when you said high-class dining. 1.2628 0.04548 137 107 24 6
1843 Well Harold, this is the last time I let you make the reservations! 1.2628 0.04665 137 108 22 7
1844 The Scream Brullet pairs well with the Stag's Leap. 1.2628 0.04778 137 109 20 8
1845 Drinks? Or shall I talk you off the ledge first? 1.2628 0.04306 137 105 28 4
1846 I'd recommend the parachute. I packed it myself. 1.2628 0.04179 137 104 30 3
1847 I recommend the pigeon a l'orange. 1.2628 0.04428 137 106 26 5
1848 I’d recommend the soufflé, it requires little movement to consume! 1.2628 0.04428 137 106 26 5
1849 Good luck dining and dashing this time ... 1.2628 0.04179 137 104 30 3
1850 Safety and comfort are so 2015 1.2628 0.04548 137 107 24 6
1851 The braciole is baked to perfection, bathed in a fine marinara and then lowered by crane. 1.2628 0.04428 137 106 26 5
1852 Due to government overreach, I am prohibited from standing on the ledge to take your dinner order. 1.2628 0.04548 137 107 24 6
1853 A lot of people feel that way on their first date. 1.2628 0.04306 137 105 28 4
1854 Our early bird special is straight ahead. 1.2628 0.04428 137 106 26 5
1855 I heard their chocolate cake is to die for. 1.2628 0.04548 137 107 24 6
1856 May I suggest Al's Fresco? 1.2628 0.04548 137 107 24 6
1857 No, no—generally there’s no tipping until after the meal. 1.2628 0.04179 137 104 30 3
1858 I trust this table is quiet and intimate enough for Madame et Monsieur. 1.2628 0.04428 137 106 26 5
1859 Look, we're just an air b and b. 1.2628 0.04179 137 104 30 3
1860 So, you would both like the pigeon? 1.2628 0.04428 137 106 26 5
1861 Oh, I thought you wanted a 'LEDGE Salad.' 1.2628 0.04306 137 105 28 4
1862 You want another highball? 1.2628 0.04548 137 107 24 6
1863 The view, I'm told, is breathtaking 1.2628 0.04179 137 104 30 3
1864 Happy hour is over. You'll need to come inside and pay full price. 1.2628 0.04778 137 109 20 8
1865 GIVES NEW MEANING TO LIVING ON THE EDGE” 1.2628 0.04665 137 108 22 7
1866 the house specialty is roast pigeon- ledge raised and very fresh 1.2628 0.04306 137 105 28 4
1867 When you reserved a table outside did they tell you they were on the 15th floor? 1.2628 0.04778 137 109 20 8
1868 You may find the food a little edgy here. 1.2628 0.04548 137 107 24 6
1869 You pick the pigeon, we do the cooking. 1.2628 0.04548 137 107 24 6
1870 You do realize, Sir, I will not be able to serve Madame. 1.2628 0.04778 137 109 20 8
1871 And as your experience comes to a close, feel free to drop any remaining morsels below to our faithful and ever-growing clowder of alley cats! 1.2628 0.04306 137 105 28 4
1872 I hope you don't mind that Linda, party of 20, will be joining you two on the deck this evening. 1.2628 0.04548 137 107 24 6
1873 Well you did ask for an outside view. 1.2628 0.04665 137 108 22 7
1874 They take ‘living on the edge’ way too literally. 1.2628 0.04428 137 106 26 5
1875 They said the restaurant was edgy. 1.2628 0.04548 137 107 24 6
1876 Oddly, no, pigeon is not on the menu. 1.2628 0.04548 137 107 24 6
1877 Did monsieur drop the wine list again? 1.2628 0.04306 137 105 28 4
1878 Maybe they don't like your last review. 1.2628 0.04179 137 104 30 3
1879 Tipping is entirely optional, of course. 1.2628 0.04428 137 106 26 5
1880 For once and all, is this edgy enough for you? 1.2628 0.04548 137 107 24 6
1881 Don’t look down. It’s bad for your digestion. 1.2628 0.04778 137 109 20 8
1882 The manager says you must pay in advance for your 3 minute egg! 1.2628 0.04778 137 109 20 8
1883 For your own safety, we water down the drinks. 1.2628 0.04548 137 107 24 6
1884 You pay for the view 1.2628 0.04778 137 109 20 8
1885 We are known for our edgy cuisine. 1.2628 0.04179 137 104 30 3
1886 We find that if patrons are afraid of falling, they won't be glued to their phones the whole meal. 1.2628 0.04548 137 107 24 6
1887 Let's order something edgy! 1.2628 0.04428 137 106 26 5
1888 And how is Mr. Big Tipper enjoying the view from our new al fresco section. 1.2628 0.04548 137 107 24 6
1889 The special tonight is fresh pigeon dusted with the soot of your choice. 1.2628 0.04548 137 107 24 6
1890 This time please tip at least 20% 1.2628 0.04428 137 106 26 5
1891 Sorry, we're out of wings. 1.2628 0.04778 137 109 20 8
1892 Would you like to look down at our wine list? 1.2628 0.04306 137 105 28 4
1893 That's the third busboy we've lost this week. 1.2628 0.04428 137 106 26 5
1894 May I make a suggestion that you not move an inch? 1.2628 0.04665 137 108 22 7
1895 Welcome to our Alfresco dining challenge"! "I'm Sergio, I'll be your paramedic this evening!" 1.2628 0.04665 137 108 22 7
1896 Why is everything downsizing now? 1.2628 0.04665 137 108 22 7
1897 Tonight's specials are Ratatouille and Squab. 1.2628 0.04665 137 108 22 7
1898 Our poultry is locally sourced from that ledge over there. 1.2628 0.04548 137 107 24 6
1899 NOWAY WE CAN BOLT ON THE BILL 1.2628 0.04548 137 107 24 6
1900 This evening's specials include locally sourced, popcorn fed pigeon... 1.2628 0.04889 137 110 18 9
1901 How are you enjoying the Gluten Free section? 1.2628 0.04665 137 108 22 7
1902 It's our last rooftop table. 1.2628 0.04428 137 106 26 5
1903 I guess we'll never take the overflow seating again. 1.2628 0.04665 137 108 22 7
1904 That's what living on the edge is all about 1.2628 0.04428 137 106 26 5
1905 The chef asked if you are still unhappy with your meal? 1.2628 0.04665 137 108 22 7
1906 Haute cuisine in New York...... 1.2628 0.04179 137 104 30 3
1907 Does anyone in your party have allergies or acrophobia? 1.2628 0.04548 137 107 24 6
1908 The specials tonight are fall, plunge or quick descent. 1.2628 0.04778 137 109 20 8
1909 I can't believe we got a table at Lin Manuel Miranda's new restaurant! 1.2628 0.04665 137 108 22 7
1910 Not near the kitchen, you said. I want a table near a window, you said. And the special today is fresh squab salad. 1.2628 0.04665 137 108 22 7
1911 Yelp search "Edgy restaurants with a view" 1.2628 0.04548 137 107 24 6
1912 You asked for a table away from the kitchen! 1.2628 0.04548 137 107 24 6
1913 Your appetizers this evening shall be Pigeon Tartare. They should be arriving shortly. 1.2628 0.04306 137 105 28 4
1914 Never worried so much about a tip in my life! 1.2628 0.04665 137 108 22 7
1915 Tips are not included in the bill. 1.2628 0.04428 137 106 26 5
1916 I am sorry but we don't allow outside food. 1.2628 0.04428 137 106 26 5
1917 Im afraid we no longer offer wine in light of a rather unfortunate insurance history." 1.2628 0.04428 137 106 26 5
1918 The expression is out on a LIMB, Harold. 1.2628 0.04306 137 105 28 4
1919 So exactly what part of 'al fresco' do you have a problem with? 1.2628 0.04428 137 106 26 5
1920 You said you wanted a taste of the high life... 1.2628 0.04665 137 108 22 7
1921 You did say 'somewhere cool and edgy'... 1.2628 0.04428 137 106 26 5
1922 I'm just surprised at how pedestrian the wine list is, that's all 1.2628 0.04665 137 108 22 7
1923 Are you ready to order, or do you want to wait for your cat? 1.2624 0.04228 141 108 29 4
1924 Next time - don't forget to slip the maitre d' a few bucks. 1.2615 0.04575 130 101 24 5
1925 Couldn’t you have written a better review 1.2612 0.04359 134 103 27 4
1926 Maybe we should have taken the table by the men's room. 1.2612 0.04486 134 104 25 5
1927 Any moment now, we'll be featuring our locally sourced pigeon. 1.2612 0.04486 134 104 25 5
1928 Did you say this was our last supper? 1.2612 0.04609 134 105 23 6
1929 If you like the view, you will love the loo. 1.2612 0.04846 134 107 19 8
1930 I told you we should have come early 1.2612 0.04486 134 104 25 5
1931 We were lucky to get the last table. 1.2612 0.04359 134 103 27 4
1932 Should I bring some bread for the pigeons? 1.2612 0.04609 134 105 23 6
1933 For that measly $20 tip, this is the best window seat in the house. 1.2612 0.04486 134 104 25 5
1934 Yes, I do remember your tip last week. 1.2612 0.04961 134 108 17 9
1935 Would you care for a cocktail while you wait for the other couple to join you? 1.2612 0.04961 134 108 17 9
1936 Yes, our pidgeon is very fresh today. 1.2612 0.04359 134 103 27 4
1937 Look, we can see Connecticut from here 1.2612 0.04486 134 104 25 5
1938 My little sister said the restaurant was edgy 1.2612 0.04486 134 104 25 5
1939 Sorry to interrupt, but this isn't what we meant we when said we're edgy. 1.2612 0.04846 134 107 19 8
1940 That waiter really has me on edge. 1.2612 0.04486 134 104 25 5
1941 Dear, you've never been so edgy! 1.2612 0.04359 134 103 27 4
1942 This section of the restaurant is alcohol-free. 1.2612 0.04359 134 103 27 4
1943 It's the best view in the city, though I do recommend you go easy on the wine. 1.2612 0.04486 134 104 25 5
1944 Your relationship is doomed. Would you like to hear our special for tonight? 1.2612 0.04729 134 106 21 7
1945 We hope your dining experience at Trump Tower is a horrifying, dread-laden and regretful experience. That will be $10,000, plus tip. 1.2612 0.04729 134 106 21 7
1946 I think these pop-up restaurants are taking themselves too literally 1.2612 0.04609 134 105 23 6
1947 The Yelp review said something about "the edgy menu" 1.2612 0.04359 134 103 27 4
1948 You seem on edge. 1.2612 0.04609 134 105 23 6
1949 May we recommend the free range pigeon? 1.2612 0.04359 134 103 27 4
1950 Would you like rain water with that? 1.2612 0.04609 134 105 23 6
1951 Sir, you specifically requested that you would prefer outside seating. 1.2595 0.04139 131 99 30 2
1952 Will you be jumping before or after dinner 1.2593 0.05039 135 110 15 10
1953 I believe you will find our cuisine to be the edgiest in the city. 1.2593 0.04456 135 105 25 5
1954 So, smoke then! 1.2593 0.04331 135 104 27 4
1955 Don't worry. There's no tipping. 1.2576 0.04515 132 103 24 5
1956 Our specials today are Caesar salad,steak Diane,baked Alaska,and bananas foster,all prepared ledge side, but before you order, please be aware I have a wife and young children. 1.2576 0.04515 132 103 24 5
1957 If you fall off, then your next meal is free. 1.2576 0.04764 132 105 20 7
1958 The view is great but I'm on edge about the prices. 1.2576 0.04385 132 102 26 4
1959 Will Sir be requiring a net ? 1.2576 0.04515 132 103 24 5
1960 Next time, don’t complain about smelling truffle oil until we’re already seated. 1.2576 0.04385 132 102 26 4
1961 What would you like to drink before taking the plunge? 1.2576 0.04515 132 103 24 5
1962 Just a reminder we need the ledge at 9:30 for pigeons. 1.2576 0.04764 132 105 20 7
1963 My ex-wife? We had a falling out. 1.2576 0.04641 132 104 22 6
1964 A dream of a summer dinner for the urban locavore, this exclusive farm table atop your building is among the most coveted in Manhattan, with a menu that changes daily and ingredients sourced from the organic ground-floor farm. 1.2576 0.04515 132 103 24 5
1965 Monsieur said he wanted a special table and his wife, and I quote, "Eats like a bird." 1.2576 0.04385 132 102 26 4
1966 The view is good but I've seen better! 1.2556 0.04485 133 104 24 5
1967 You think your table is high? Wait until you see the specials. 1.2556 0.04223 133 102 28 3
1968 You should have thought twice before giving that one star review. 1.2556 0.04485 133 104 24 5
1969 Someone named "Mueller" said he might be able to get you a better table... 1.2556 0.04610 133 105 22 6
1970 Does he dare bring us the wine list? 1.2556 0.04485 133 104 24 5
1971 This IS the private corner table with a view you requested. 1.2556 0.04223 133 102 28 3
1972 I am not going to go out on a ledge here but I would recommend the fresh salmon. 1.2556 0.04610 133 105 22 6
1973 This is gargoyle seating. 1.2556 0.04732 133 106 20 7
1974 After all these years darling why do you want to play footsie? 1.2556 0.04485 133 104 24 5
1975 When you said the maitre d knew you, I should have asked if he liked. 1.2556 0.04732 133 106 20 7
1976 The wild squab was caught locally this morning. 1.2556 0.04356 133 103 26 4
1977 Sir, by the third martini, the chair will feel entirely normal. 1.2556 0.04610 133 105 22 6
1978 Well - You said you wanted a table by the window. 1.2556 0.04485 133 104 24 5
1979 Let's start with The Sliders 1.2556 0.04732 133 106 20 7
1980 This table is usually reserved for Batman and Robin. 1.2556 0.04086 133 101 30 2
1981 Our special tonight is the Parasciutto Cotto. 1.2555 0.04017 137 104 31 2
1982 Next year we are planning to add a railing 1.2538 0.04411 130 101 25 4
1983 Why Yes.....pigeon is on the menu this evening 1.2538 0.04673 130 103 21 6
1984 I’m going to go out on a ledge and say you want to hear tonight’s specials. 1.2538 0.04544 130 102 23 5
1985 So... How's the view? 1.2538 0.04411 130 101 25 4
1986 There's still a corking fee, sir. 1.2538 0.04411 130 101 25 4
1987 You reserved a rooftop table. 1.2538 0.04544 130 102 23 5
1988 Indeed , there is no need for a large menu when senses are heightened 1.2538 0.04273 130 100 27 3
1989 One of you will leave here happy. I am 50 / 50 at talking people off this ledge. 1.2538 0.04273 130 100 27 3
1990 We're known for our atmosphere 1.2538 0.04673 130 103 21 6
1991 We recommend the breast of pigeon. Very fresh. And apropos, too - a return to its roost on the roof, as it were. 1.2538 0.04411 130 101 25 4
1992 I'll have the Perch 1.2538 0.04544 130 102 23 5
1993 Their reservation for Mr. and Mrs. Pigeon makes complete sense now. 1.2538 0.04673 130 103 21 6
1994 Indeed, we did see your last Yelp rating... 1.2538 0.04799 130 104 19 7
1995 Yes Mrs. Huckabee-Sanders I want you to feel at home, I mean at the White House, out on a ledge without a net. 1.2538 0.04673 130 103 21 6
1996 Are you enjoying dining al fresco extreme? 1.2538 0.04544 130 102 23 5
1997 I dare you to tip over 20%. 1.2538 0.04673 130 103 21 6
1998 If it's good enough for Tom Cruise, it's good enough for you. 1.2538 0.04273 130 100 27 3
1999 Yes, that's correct. 'Yelp' describes us an 'edgy restaurant.' 1.2538 0.04673 130 103 21 6
2000 Will this be your Last Supper? 1.2538 0.04673 130 103 21 6
2001 If you drink responsibly, I can recommend a nice Merlot. 1.2538 0.04544 130 102 23 5
2002 Sorry, at this table we only serve decaf. 1.2538 0.04544 130 102 23 5
2003 This isn't my idea of dining al fresco. 1.2538 0.04673 130 103 21 6
2004 It's your last meal--order anything you want. 1.2538 0.04273 130 100 27 3
2005 I'm on the edge about what to order. 1.2538 0.04799 130 104 19 7
2006 Perhaps we shouldn't have insisted on an outside table. 1.2538 0.04411 130 101 25 4
2007 This table is reserved for people who are passing gas 1.2538 0.04411 130 101 25 4
2008 My bad. I thought you said “living on the ledge.” 1.2538 0.04411 130 101 25 4
2009 How is your bird's nest soup? 1.2538 0.04673 130 103 21 6
2010 I'm afraid we'll have to turn the table over at 8:00. 1.2538 0.05158 130 107 13 10
2011 Welcome to Le Acro'phobia. For this evening I suggest starting with a deep breath, a hard focus on your menu and good weight distribution across your seat. 1.2538 0.04673 130 103 21 6
2012 Don't order the pigeon. 1.2538 0.04673 130 103 21 6
2013 Our pigeon pie is to die for. 1.2538 0.04673 130 103 21 6
2014 Yes, this IS our "smoking permitted" section. 1.2538 0.04673 130 103 21 6
2015 Might I suggest the freshly-caught pigeon? 1.2538 0.04411 130 101 25 4
2016 No worries, hun. The waiter will get you another napkin. 1.2538 0.04673 130 103 21 6
2017 Sir, the a party of pigeons has reserved this table. 1.2538 0.04799 130 104 19 7
2018 Would you prefer separate tables? 1.2538 0.04544 130 102 23 5
2019 May I suggest some aides? 1.2538 0.04673 130 103 21 6
2020 Should the market turn around before you complete your meal, you can always come back in through the window. 1.2538 0.04544 130 102 23 5
2021 Yes, the squab is fresh 1.2538 0.04131 130 99 29 2
2022 I do apologize for the draft, but the gentleman did ask for a table with a view. 1.2538 0.04411 130 101 25 4
2023 You did ask to be seated away from the kitchen. 1.2538 0.04799 130 104 19 7
2024 What do you mean you’re not hungry? I went out on a limb for you to get this table 1.2538 0.04273 130 100 27 3
2025 I thought you said the restaurant was cutting "edge". 1.2538 0.04273 130 100 27 3
2026 If you can't see your menu dear, push your chair back. I already know what I want. 1.2538 0.04544 130 102 23 5
2027 Welcome to the Ledge. As you can see our menu is cutting edge. May I suggest a high ball to begin? 1.2538 0.04544 130 102 23 5
2028 Perhaps I underestimated those reviews that warned about the eavesdropping 1.2538 0.04673 130 103 21 6
2029 It's the freshest pigeon in the city. 1.2538 0.04411 130 101 25 4
2030 Not exactly what I meant when I said I wanted an edgier dining experience. 1.2538 0.04544 130 102 23 5
2031 What would you like for your Last Supper? 1.2538 0.04799 130 104 19 7
2032 At least we're not by the kitchen. 1.2538 0.04411 130 101 25 4
2033 The reviews don't call us edgy for nothing... 1.2538 0.04411 130 101 25 4
2034 Don't sneeze. 1.2538 0.04673 130 103 21 6
2035 Our special for tonight is trampoline. 1.2538 0.04922 130 105 17 8
2036 This is what happens when you ask for free bread a third time. Ask a fourth time. Please. I'm begging you. 1.2538 0.04673 130 103 21 6
2037 A night out on the townhouse? 1.2538 0.04273 130 100 27 3
2038 It must have been a different Open Table that I reserved on 1.2538 0.04799 130 104 19 7
2039 The pidgeon is very fresh. 1.2538 0.04922 130 105 17 8
2040 OK, you made your point.... You are a good listener, and yes, I did say I wanted a guy who prefers living on the edge. 1.2538 0.04273 130 100 27 3
2041 Tonight's special is Roasted Pigeon 1.2538 0.04544 130 102 23 5
2042 Next time, don't insist on a table near the window! 1.2538 0.05041 130 106 15 9
2043 May I recommend the fire escape? 1.2538 0.04673 130 103 21 6
2044 And please make sure you send compliments to the Chef. 1.2538 0.04411 130 101 25 4
2045 They asked for straws. 1.2538 0.04544 130 102 23 5
2046 Just don’t argue with the wine steward. 1.2538 0.04411 130 101 25 4
2047 You ordered squab. You'll find the freshest ones land at your feet. We'll take it from there. 1.2538 0.04922 130 105 17 8
2048 You said you wanted a table with a great view. 1.2538 0.04411 130 101 25 4
2049 The best looking couple is always seated out front to encourage street traffic. 1.2538 0.04131 130 99 29 2
2050 This is the last time I trust a restaurant review from the Ledger. 1.2538 0.04799 130 104 19 7
2051 Our insurance requires that we give you paper plates and plastic utensils. 1.2538 0.04411 130 101 25 4
2052 Ah, I see you've ordered the Chef's "surprise." 1.2538 0.04411 130 101 25 4
2053 We've taken plein air dining to new heights. 1.2538 0.04131 130 99 29 2
2054 We were lucky they had a cancellation. 1.2538 0.04544 130 102 23 5
2055 I strongly recommend one the more well balanced meals 1.2538 0.04544 130 102 23 5
2056 We have a tip up-front policy for obvious reasons. 1.2538 0.04673 130 103 21 6
2057 I guess this is where they put "Fake News" people. 1.2538 0.04799 130 104 19 7
2058 Well, this is the ONLY table we have with wifi. 1.2538 0.04411 130 101 25 4
2059 Well Yelp did say it was kind of edgy. 1.2538 0.04131 130 99 29 2
2060 Enjoying your table by the window? 1.2538 0.04544 130 102 23 5
2061 I can't believe Bird's Nest Soup is not on the menu. 1.2538 0.04544 130 102 23 5
2062 We are out of the pigeons à la crapaudine; however, should one visit your table, the chef will consider your request. 1.2520 0.04739 127 101 20 6
2063 Ah...no kids to bother us now. 1.2520 0.04739 127 101 20 6
2064 Yes, we’re known for being edgy. 1.2520 0.04869 127 102 18 7
2065 Honey, I think he's waiting for us to sign the waiver before he'll take our order. 1.2520 0.04467 127 99 24 4
2066 We can’t decide. 1.2520 0.04605 127 100 22 5
2067 Will this be far enough from the kitchen 1.2520 0.04605 127 100 22 5
2068 Remember, only actors should land on Broadway. 1.2520 0.04996 127 103 16 8
2069 You may only have time for an appetizer 1.2520 0.04996 127 103 16 8
2070 For your information, we have implemented a new ‘non-tipping policy. 1.2500 0.04227 124 95 27 2
2071 I think I 'll have the perch. 1.2500 0.04526 124 97 23 4
2072 Yes, an oxygen mask to start would be great 1.2500 0.04669 124 98 21 5
2073 And as a special, we have just caught pidgeon... 1.2500 0.04150 128 98 28 2
2074 Have you decided whether to jump or do you need a few more minutes? 1.2500 0.05444 108 88 13 7
2075 Thunderstorms are approaching folks, maybe not safe out there much longer. 1.2500 0.04437 128 100 24 4
2076 Well, there's nothing cutting edge about the menu. 1.2480 0.04349 125 97 25 3
2077 And the martini stirred, not shaken, I presume? 1.2480 0.04349 125 97 25 3
2078 Momento mori, momento mori, momento mori... 1.2480 0.04349 125 97 25 3
2079 I can’t help but feel our marriage is on the ledge again. 1.2480 0.04636 125 99 21 5
2080 My personal recommendation is to eat light. 1.2480 0.04773 125 100 19 6
2081 Just don’t get too tipsy. 1.2480 0.04495 125 98 23 4
2082 We will be starting with the check, obviously. 1.2480 0.04636 125 99 21 5
2083 Your Limberger Sardine souffle is almost ready. 1.2480 0.04495 125 98 23 4
2084 Roasted pigeon! Pigeon cacciatore! Pigeon a la mode! Nothing but pigeon?! 1.2480 0.04773 125 100 19 6
2085 Think VERY carefully about how much you tip. 1.2480 0.04636 125 99 21 5
2086 I’m thinking the bird’s nest soup. 1.2480 0.04636 125 99 21 5
2087 Not quite what I had in mind about your taking me out for dinner, Fred. 1.2480 0.04636 125 99 21 5
2088 Our attorney requires that you pay your check before you get up to dance. 1.2480 0.04495 125 98 23 4
2089 Honey, do you want to start with an appetizer or should we just go ahead and jump? 1.2480 0.04773 125 100 19 6
2090 The buffet table is through the ninth window on your right...watch your step! 1.2480 0.04636 125 99 21 5
2091 I thought you would like the sunset dining section 1.2480 0.04773 125 100 19 6
2092 The free range pigeons are off the menu but I would recommend the cornice hen. 1.2480 0.04636 125 99 21 5
2093 Did you find us on Open Table? 1.2480 0.04495 125 98 23 4
2094 The squab is locally sourced--very locally, in fact." 1.2480 0.04773 125 100 19 6
2095 Next time let's make a reservation. 1.2480 0.04495 125 98 23 4
2096 Let’s order something a bit edgy. 1.2480 0.04773 125 100 19 6
2097 Yes, today's specials are edgy. 1.2480 0.04495 125 98 23 4
2098 We've run out of tonight's special--breast of pigeon--but should have more at any moment. 1.2480 0.04041 125 95 29 1
2099 Sir, did you or did you not request a corner table? 1.2480 0.04636 125 99 21 5
2100 We have found that our patrons no longer linger after they have finished dining. 1.2480 0.04636 125 99 21 5
2101 The finest breakup restaurant 1.2480 0.04773 125 100 19 6
2102 OK? Is THIS table far enough from the kitchen 1.2480 0.04495 125 98 23 4
2103 Best seat on the house. 1.2480 0.04349 125 97 25 3
2104 Please listen carefully, as our menu has changed... 1.2480 0.04349 125 97 25 3
2105 I hear the squab is quite good here... 1.2480 0.04349 125 97 25 3
2106 Now, if the food's as good as the ambiance. 1.2480 0.04636 125 99 21 5
2107 This is a very high end restaurant. They say from here there is no place to go but down. 1.2480 0.04495 125 98 23 4
2108 May I suggest our Skydiver Cocktail which comes with a complimentary parachute. 1.2480 0.04495 125 98 23 4
2109 May I suggest the Trompe L'oeil? 1.2480 0.04198 125 96 27 2
2110 They said it was an 'edgy' new restaurant 1.2480 0.04349 125 97 25 3
2111 I would order the pigeon, but I'm worried it's family may show up soon. 1.2480 0.04636 125 99 21 5
2112 What do you think? I asked for a table with a view. 1.2480 0.04636 125 99 21 5
2113 Tonight Vickie went out on a ledge and asked Adley to order for both of them. 1.2480 0.04636 125 99 21 5
2114 No, dear. There’s no such thing as a “Nose Bleed Anniversary. 1.2480 0.04906 125 101 17 7
2115 Trust me. They'll go away if you order the squab. 1.2480 0.04636 125 99 21 5
2116 I need to find the men's room . 1.2480 0.04198 125 96 27 2
2117 Let’s skip the moveable feast. 1.2479 0.04435 121 94 24 3
2118 Our pigeon is the freshest in the city. 1.2460 0.04739 126 101 19 6
2119 Don't you think this is a little over the top? 1.2460 0.04169 126 97 27 2
2120 You really think I’m a pushover, don’t you, Charley? 1.2460 0.04739 126 101 19 6
2121 Welcome to Window On The World. Have you dined with us before. 1.2460 0.04169 126 97 27 2
2122 Would you like two parachutes to start with? 1.2460 0.04463 126 99 23 4
2123 Welcome to our all adult, acoustically acceptable, non-smoking section.” 1.2460 0.04463 126 99 23 4
2124 Might I recommend the pigeon flambé. The chef sources it locally. 1.2460 0.04014 126 96 29 1
2125 I recommend the fresh pigeon. 1.2460 0.04739 126 101 19 6
2126 May I encourage you to order soon. Another couple has the table at 6:30 1.2460 0.04739 126 101 19 6
2127 You'd prefer to be seated somewhere else? But of course. 1.2460 0.04463 126 99 23 4
2128 I have to stop telling customers to sit anywhere. 1.2460 0.04603 126 100 21 5
2129 I regret to inform you we are out of the roast pigeon for two. 1.2460 0.04319 126 98 25 3
2130 I told you to slip the maitre d' a twenty. 1.2460 0.04603 126 100 21 5
2131 Pigeon is on the menu again. 1.2460 0.04169 126 97 27 2
2132 We provide a live Doppler weather forecast as a courtesy for patrons who dine al fresco in our unique Cityscape seating." 1.2460 0.04319 126 98 25 3
2133 And, yes, I've read your online reviews. 1.2459 0.04981 122 99 16 7
2134 Before we order, I must ask..._Have you separated any children from their parents this week? 1.2459 0.04843 122 98 18 6
2135 May I suggest our very fresh, local squab? 1.2439 0.04372 123 96 24 3
2136 How about a couple of highballs? 1.2439 0.04522 123 97 22 4
2137 Looking for an easy out to the relationship, John chose a convenient place to propose. 1.2439 0.04522 123 97 22 4
2138 I'm sorry that you aren't satisfied, but you should be happy that you didn't ask for a fireplace seat! 1.2439 0.04944 123 100 16 7
2139 I thought we seated three guests. 1.2439 0.04217 123 95 26 2
2140 The squabs are so fresh they were perched on those chairs this morning. 1.2439 0.04667 123 98 20 5
2141 Would you like some wine? You seem a little on edge. 1.2439 0.04372 123 96 24 3
2142 I did warn you the menu was edgy. 1.2439 0.04372 123 96 24 3
2143 Are you going to make me tell him the table’s wobbley? 1.2439 0.04808 123 99 18 6
2144 Not everyone comes for the view. 1.2439 0.04667 123 98 20 5
2145 No substitutions. If you don't like it, you know what you can do. 1.2439 0.04944 123 100 16 7
2146 and may I recommend the pigeon 1.2439 0.04808 123 99 18 6
2147 You and your insistence on booking a table with a view 1.2439 0.04217 123 95 26 2
2148 May I recommend the squab tonight? It's VERY fresh. 1.2439 0.04056 123 94 28 1
2149 I think you'll find the cuisine as edgy as the ambiance. 1.2439 0.04944 123 100 16 7
2150 Could I interest you, possibly, in the squab? 1.2439 0.04522 123 97 22 4
2151 I recommend the squab. It’s fresh. 1.2439 0.04522 123 97 22 4
2152 May I suggest the Tuscan Pigeon...plucked from this very ledge mere moments before you arrived! 1.2439 0.04667 123 98 20 5
2153 Now is the atmosphere of our restaurant more to your liking, folks. 1.2439 0.04667 123 98 20 5
2154 The Times said our chef has become a legend 1.2439 0.04522 123 97 22 4
2155 I will serve you from over here as I am afraid of heights. 1.2439 0.04522 123 97 22 4
2156 I hear pigeon is the house specialty" 1.2439 0.04522 123 97 22 4
2157 I think you'll find our wild-caught squab remarkably fresh. 1.2439 0.04667 123 98 20 5
2158 You strike me as an edgy couple. 1.2439 0.04944 123 100 16 7
2159 We're best known for our fresh squab. 1.2439 0.04522 123 97 22 4
2160 The Menu is also a bit on the edge. 1.2439 0.04522 123 97 22 4
2161 I'll bring you breadsticks; your free-range squab will be along shortly. 1.2439 0.04808 123 99 18 6
2162 It's for our customers who enjoy living on the edge. 1.2439 0.04522 123 97 22 4
2163 I want something to take the edge off. 1.2439 0.04522 123 97 22 4
2164 ...and replacing the Capon this evening is an apricot-glazed Squab, locally sourced. 1.2439 0.04667 123 98 20 5
2165 Ah yes, our specialty is squab. 1.2439 0.04372 123 96 24 3
2166 So is your pigeon local? 1.2439 0.04808 123 99 18 6
2167 Oh Herbert, who says a little game of footsies can't still send you over the edge? 1.2439 0.04667 123 98 20 5
2168 This is what happens when you insist on outdoor seating. 1.2439 0.04522 123 97 22 4
2169 The negotiator would like to know if the Mister and Missus will be having dessert this evening. 1.2439 0.04944 123 100 16 7
2170 A higher level of dining. 1.2439 0.04522 123 97 22 4
2171 I requested the best seat in the house, not on the house!!! 1.2439 0.04522 123 97 22 4
2172 I recommend the special, its to die for. 1.2439 0.04667 123 98 20 5
2173 Please refrain from falling. 1.2439 0.04522 123 97 22 4
2174 Two ledge salads, two safety harnesses, anything else? 1.2439 0.04217 123 95 26 2
2175 Can I start you off with some fresh Pigeon Soup perhaps? 1.2439 0.04808 123 99 18 6
2176 The roast pigeon is locally sourced. 1.2439 0.04522 123 97 22 4
2177 Should you find yourselves in need of any further assistance, please call 911 1.2439 0.04372 123 96 24 3
2178 You shouldn't have asked for carry out 1.2439 0.04944 123 100 16 7
2179 I just cannot sit with my back to the door. 1.2439 0.04522 123 97 22 4
2180 When we say haute cuisine, we mean it. 1.2439 0.04522 123 97 22 4
2181 There is a 20% surcharge for alfresco dining. 1.2439 0.04522 123 97 22 4
2182 Thank you for your order. Please pull up to the next window. 1.2439 0.04372 123 96 24 3
2183 Yes Madam. The squab is highly recommended. 1.2439 0.04372 123 96 24 3
2184 When I said I wished that we lived our lives a little more one the edge , this is not what I meant. 1.2439 0.04522 123 97 22 4
2185 We're out of the squab special. But we can fix that in a minute. 1.2439 0.04522 123 97 22 4
2186 This was not what I meant by reserving a table with a window view. 1.2439 0.04522 123 97 22 4
2187 You said you wanted to live life on the edge. 1.2439 0.04522 123 97 22 4
2188 Tonight’s journey begins with the dropped crushed clams or the dead fallen duck. 1.2439 0.04667 123 98 20 5
2189 Indeed sir, I remember you and the other lady and your tip from the last time you were here. 1.2439 0.04522 123 97 22 4
2190 And the tablecloth doubles as a parachute! 1.2439 0.04522 123 97 22 4
2191 Given the pigeon situation if you order the crouton salad we suggest you also order the flaming cheese appetizer. 1.2439 0.05077 123 101 14 8
2192 Might I recommend the suicide wings? 1.2439 0.04944 123 100 16 7
2193 And the special today is the truffled skylark." 1.2439 0.04522 123 97 22 4
2194 Well, they did promise a view of the high line. 1.2439 0.04667 123 98 20 5
2195 I don't care that it's edgier than Per Se. 1.2439 0.04522 123 97 22 4
2196 Perhaps Monsieur would consider a better Yelp review this visit. 1.2439 0.04667 123 98 20 5
2197 I think I recognize this from the "honeymooners". 1.2439 0.04667 123 98 20 5
2198 Tonight's special is pigeon a la king. 1.2439 0.04808 123 99 18 6
2199 Why did you tell him we wanted to be alone ? 1.2439 0.04372 123 96 24 3
2200 Well folks - you DID say as far away from the kitchen as possible. 1.2439 0.04372 123 96 24 3
2201 Le pigeon is outstanding and our most popular dish. 1.2439 0.04667 123 98 20 5
2202 My last date bailed out on me. 1.2439 0.04808 123 99 18 6
2203 It is apparent from the shape of the gentleman's head, he has fallen of this ledge before. 1.2439 0.04522 123 97 22 4
2204 As you can see by our menu, the cuisine here is really cutting edge. 1.2439 0.04522 123 97 22 4
2205 The reviewer did say it was an "edgy" new restaurant! 1.2439 0.04667 123 98 20 5
2206 Avoid the squab. The pigeons get testy. 1.2439 0.04667 123 98 20 5
2207 How’s the atmosphere?” 1.2439 0.04808 123 99 18 6
2208 I recommend the parachute. 1.2439 0.04808 123 99 18 6
2209 Actually, could you hand those cocktail menus back? 1.2439 0.04667 123 98 20 5
2210 No pigeon tonight. 1.2439 0.04667 123 98 20 5
2211 The pigeon stew is very fresh. 1.2439 0.04944 123 100 16 7
2212 I assume you'd like that To Go? 1.2439 0.04372 123 96 24 3
2213 The manager said I need to apologize for taking things too literally and that your meals are on the house. 1.2439 0.04522 123 97 22 4
2214 So you like living on the edge? 1.2439 0.04944 123 100 16 7
2215 Might I suggest the squab? It’s locally sourced. 1.2439 0.04808 123 99 18 6
2216 I told you we should have made reservations. 1.2439 0.04667 123 98 20 5
2217 My I suggest our specialite,Tarte a la pigeon. 1.2439 0.05077 123 101 14 8
2218 Don't worry: This dinner is on the house. 1.2439 0.04808 123 99 18 6
2219 Monsieur et Madame, the free-range squab tonight is magnifique! Just let the chef know when you have caught one. 1.2439 0.04944 123 100 16 7
2220 I hope you enjoy our edgy ambiance. 1.2439 0.04522 123 97 22 4
2221 Sorry the inside table is reserved 1.2439 0.04372 123 96 24 3
2222 The restroom is located right below. 1.2439 0.04522 123 97 22 4
2223 The pigeon pie might go well. 1.2439 0.04372 123 96 24 3
2224 Just don't make any abrupt moves when you're eating! 1.2439 0.05077 123 101 14 8
2225 Welcome to The Alfresco. I recommend the squab. It was locally sourced on this very balcony just this afternoon. 1.2439 0.04667 123 98 20 5
2226 On today's episode of kitchen nightmares... 1.2439 0.04667 123 98 20 5
2227 You'll be getting your free-range rock dove any moment now. 1.2439 0.04372 123 96 24 3
2228 We do ask that you pay in advance at this table. 1.2439 0.04667 123 98 20 5
2229 Alcohol is not served out on our ledge setting area. 1.2439 0.04808 123 99 18 6
2230 Would you care to choose your pigeon? 1.2439 0.04667 123 98 20 5
2231 Well Dear, these NYC prices could push me over the edge. 1.2439 0.04522 123 97 22 4
2232 The roast pigeon is part of our new roof-to-table menu. 1.2439 0.04667 123 98 20 5
2233 The special tonight is pigeon 1.2439 0.04372 123 96 24 3
2234 Our special tonight is Foie Grahhh! 1.2439 0.04667 123 98 20 5
2235 I told you that you should tip the maitre d'. 1.2439 0.04372 123 96 24 3
2236 The pigeon was locally perched. 1.2439 0.04522 123 97 22 4
2237 Should we have stayed at the table by the kitchen? 1.2439 0.04667 123 98 20 5
2238 If you order "carrier pigeon" I will push you. 1.2439 0.04808 123 99 18 6
2239 What can I drone you? 1.2419 0.04633 124 99 20 5
2240 Our new state of the art security prevents dine and dash 1.2419 0.04773 124 100 18 6
2241 Please note the tip recommendations. 1.2419 0.04633 124 99 20 5
2242 Skip the wine tonight? 1.2419 0.04341 124 97 24 3
2243 Two orders of coq au vin, s'il vous plait. And two parachutes. 1.2419 0.04908 124 101 16 7
2244 Relax, and enjoy your window of opportunity. 1.2419 0.04633 124 99 20 5
2245 Next time be more specific than secluded with a view. 1.2419 0.04187 124 96 26 2
2246 Our Special tonight includes a parachute. 1.2419 0.04341 124 97 24 3
2247 Are you willing to consider the chefs recommendation now? 1.2419 0.04633 124 99 20 5
2248 Will this be your last visit to Trump Tower? 1.2419 0.05168 124 103 12 9
2249 This is New York alfresco with an edge. 1.2419 0.04187 124 96 26 2
2250 May I interest you in a parachute? 1.2419 0.04341 124 97 24 3
2251 I thought “edgy” cuisine meant something else! 1.2419 0.04773 124 100 18 6
2252 How would you like your pigeons prepared? 1.2419 0.04187 124 96 26 2
2253 Actually, oysters in August aren't really risky at all. 1.2419 0.04490 124 98 22 4
2254 Our special tonight is bird nest soup. 1.2419 0.04490 124 98 22 4
2255 Sparkling, still, or airborne? 1.2419 0.04341 124 97 24 3
2256 If this doesn’t work for you, our gangplank table has suddenly become available. 1.2419 0.05040 124 102 14 8
2257 There are three pigeon specials... 1.2419 0.04341 124 97 24 3
2258 Unfortunately, I cannot suggest the pigeon. 1.2419 0.04187 124 96 26 2
2259 The pigeon is especially fresh this evening 1.2419 0.04341 124 97 24 3
2260 This rooftop nook is really a special favor but we would like to hold your credit card in advance." 1.2419 0.04490 124 98 22 4
2261 Big Al Fresco will be out in a minute to take your final order. 1.2419 0.04773 124 100 18 6
2262 Tonight's special is whatever lands on your table. 1.2419 0.04490 124 98 22 4
2263 May I not suggest "throwing back" a shot! 1.2419 0.04773 124 100 18 6
2264 From the wine list, might I suggest something non-alcoholic.” 1.2419 0.04773 124 100 18 6
2265 And the Pigeon Piccata is ledge-to-table. 1.2419 0.04341 124 97 24 3
2266 May I suggest the Ledge of Lettuce as your salad. 1.2419 0.04773 124 100 18 6
2267 The last couple to sit there said their meal was to die for. 1.2419 0.04633 124 99 20 5
2268 Au contraire monsieur, this is a corner table by a window, n'est- ce pas? 1.2419 0.04028 124 95 28 1
2269 You're already at our quietest table! 1.2419 0.04773 124 100 18 6
2270 When I read about their edgy cuisine I was expecting something a little different. 1.2419 0.04908 124 101 16 7
2271 Would you like more time to decide whether to jump? 1.2419 0.05040 124 102 14 8
2272 Don't fall for it - the 'exotic game' is pigeon. 1.2419 0.04187 124 96 26 2
2273 Sky high prices—but you can’t beat the view! 1.2419 0.04633 124 99 20 5
2274 If you are breaking up, I hope you let her down easy. 1.2419 0.04908 124 101 16 7
2275 Next time, tip the matter-d before he shows us to our table. 1.2419 0.04633 124 99 20 5
2276 Might I suggest the roasted pigeon? One should be along shortly. 1.2419 0.04490 124 98 22 4
2277 Finally, a table by the window 1.2419 0.04773 124 100 18 6
2278 The pigeon stew was sourced locally just this morning. 1.2419 0.04908 124 101 16 7
2279 I assure you, your bird-drop soups are on the way! 1.2419 0.04773 124 100 18 6
2280 Can we discuss my tip once you have choosen your entrees? 1.2419 0.04341 124 97 24 3
2281 Would you like to see our special 'Fight or Flight' menu? 1.2419 0.04490 124 98 22 4
2282 You can choose your own pigeon. 1.2419 0.04633 124 99 20 5
2283 Sorry no take out orders. 1.2417 0.04733 120 96 19 5
2284 Oh yes, and our Chef Special starts with Pigeon Foie Gras, moving onto the entreé, Pigeon l'Orange and finishing with the dessert, Pigeon Pavlova! 1.2417 0.04733 120 96 19 5
2285 Local pigeon? 1.2417 0.04583 120 95 21 4
2286 Please try to not drop your knives and forks again. 1.2417 0.04879 120 97 17 6
2287 For a starter, may I suggest a parachute? 1.2417 0.05020 120 98 15 7
2288 Well, you did demand a table as far removed from the kitchen as possible. 1.2417 0.04266 120 93 25 2
2289 First night without the kids. 1.2417 0.04427 120 94 23 3
2290 Sorry to move you—your “no phones” dinner was creeping out the other customers. 1.2417 0.04583 120 95 21 4
2291 You asked for outside seating 1.2417 0.04879 120 97 17 6
2292 I assure you, it is haute cuisine. 1.2417 0.04099 120 92 27 1
2293 The house special is squab, but the flying squirrel is also popular. 1.2417 0.04583 120 95 21 4
2294 The wild-caught pigeon is very fresh tonight. 1.2417 0.04583 120 95 21 4
2295 Don't you think it's suspicious that he won't come out here? 1.2417 0.04583 120 95 21 4
2296 That's usually where our sniper sits. 1.2417 0.04733 120 96 19 5
2297 Can I start you off with drinks and a review of your life insurance policies? 1.2417 0.04733 120 96 19 5
2298 When you said this restaurant was ‘4 stars,’ I didn’t think it meant you could actually see them! 1.2417 0.04427 120 94 23 3
2299 Two orders of birds nest soup, coming right up! 1.2417 0.04099 120 92 27 1
2300 Will you be needing another high chair? 1.2417 0.04879 120 97 17 6
2301 Well, you said you wanted a quiet spot in the corner. 1.2417 0.04266 120 93 25 2
2302 You wanted an outdoor table. 1.2417 0.04733 120 96 19 5
2303 Sorry about the wait... my other section is in the boiler room. 1.2417 0.04427 120 94 23 3
2304 May I recommend something with wings? 1.2417 0.04427 120 94 23 3
2305 The review said atmospheric. 1.2417 0.04733 120 96 19 5
2306 Well, the hotel brochure did mention rooftop dining. 1.2417 0.04427 120 94 23 3
2307 And what would the Plein Air diners care to drink this evening? 1.2417 0.04427 120 94 23 3
2308 I told you we had air conditioning. 1.2417 0.04427 120 94 23 3
2309 I don't think this is what is meant by haute cuisine. 1.2417 0.04427 120 94 23 3
2310 ... And tonight’s special is roast pigeon over a bed of steamed vertigo ... 1.2417 0.05020 120 98 15 7
2311 This is our roof-top dining on a budget as recommended on Trip Advisor. Obviously you didn’t read the comments. 1.2417 0.04583 120 95 21 4
2312 Is the pigeon fresh? 1.2417 0.04583 120 95 21 4
2313 Yes, the pan-fried pigeon is locally sourced. 1.2417 0.04583 120 95 21 4
2314 I'm sorry for the confusion, Mr. Fresco. 1.2417 0.04733 120 96 19 5
2315 We also have a suicide special but you have to move more to your left. 1.2417 0.05020 120 98 15 7
2316 And for the special, we have free range pidgeon. 1.2417 0.04583 120 95 21 4
2317 And the special today is pigeon, just caught this morning. 1.2417 0.04583 120 95 21 4
2318 Is this one far enough from the kitchen for you? 1.2417 0.04583 120 95 21 4
2319 When we say 'scenic view', we don't kid around. 1.2417 0.04427 120 94 23 3
2320 I would recommend avoiding the heavier menu items. 1.2417 0.04879 120 97 17 6
2321 Might I recommend the squab? 1.2417 0.05158 120 99 13 8
2322 Sorry, not my table. 1.2414 0.04682 116 92 20 4
2323 My horoscope said I should put myself out there. 1.2414 0.04682 116 92 20 4
2324 Madame and Monsieur,welcome to the Height of Al Fresco dining 1.2414 0.04682 116 92 20 4
2325 Do either of you have any food allergies or vertigo? 1.2397 0.04395 121 95 23 3
2326 Well, this IS as far away from the kitchen as possible... 1.2373 0.04611 118 94 20 4
2327 The rent is too damned high, indeed. Ready to order? 1.2373 0.04766 118 95 18 5
2328 Now what do think about tipping. 1.2373 0.04611 118 94 20 4
2329 I need to use the ladies. 1.2373 0.04766 118 95 18 5
2330 I hear the fall menu is to die for. 1.2373 0.04611 118 94 20 4
2331 Would you mind placing your order before the pigeons come home to roost? 1.2373 0.04766 118 95 18 5
2332 You asked, if you could be seated near a window, for the view... 1.2373 0.04286 118 92 24 2
2333 If monsieur would simply call ahead next time . . . 1.2373 0.04915 118 96 16 6
2334 You said you would take any open table. 1.2373 0.04611 118 94 20 4
2335 Your pidgeons will be out shortly. 1.2373 0.04915 118 96 16 6
2336 Would Sir or Madam care to partake of our fall menu? 1.2373 0.04915 118 96 16 6
2337 Staff appreciation night 1.2373 0.04915 118 96 16 6
2338 If you're in a hurry, may I suggest something on the heavier side? 1.2373 0.04611 118 94 20 4
2339 These menus are barely legible. 1.2373 0.05202 118 98 12 8
2340 I know I reserved a table with a view, but this is a little over the edge for me. 1.2373 0.04611 118 94 20 4
2341 I don't mean to be *pushy*, but I think you should consider getting dessert. 1.2373 0.04611 118 94 20 4
2342 Order...carefully. 1.2373 0.04611 118 94 20 4
2343 Hi. I'm Steve, but they call me 'The Pusher.'" 1.2373 0.04611 118 94 20 4
2344 The table by the bathroom doesn't sound so bad, now does it? 1.2373 0.04451 118 93 22 3
2345 You're lucky that Superman and his date had to run. 1.2373 0.04915 118 96 16 6
2346 The locally sourced pigeon is our special today. 1.2373 0.04611 118 94 20 4
2347 Sir, if you don't like this one, I can offer you a table in the bathroom 1.2373 0.04766 118 95 18 5
2348 Flies are the only amuse-bouche that we have 1.2373 0.04766 118 95 18 5
2349 Yes, the squab is very fresh. 1.2373 0.05061 118 97 14 7
2350 The tableside guacamole guy is scared to come out. 1.2373 0.04915 118 96 16 6
2351 Yes, my brother, you are rich and handsome and live on the edge. But I can wiggle my left ear. 1.2373 0.05202 118 98 12 8
2352 Never in my life did I tip more than 20%, but.... 1.2373 0.04766 118 95 18 5
2353 The Squirrel and Pigeon entrees are part of their new "Roof to Table" movement. 1.2373 0.04915 118 96 16 6
2354 For you. Mr. Miller, and you Mrs. Nielsen, the best seats in the house. Don't look down. 1.2373 0.04766 118 95 18 5
2355 And, how are you enjoying the “reservation for two at 7pm for 8pm on a Friday” section? 1.2373 0.05061 118 97 14 7
2356 But monsieur et madame, this is haute cuisine! 1.2373 0.04451 118 93 22 3
2357 So, the Lover's Leap Lasagna for two, and no dessert... 1.2373 0.04915 118 96 16 6
2358 Could be worse. You should see where he has the Attorney General. 1.2373 0.05061 118 97 14 7
2359 You know I have plenty of guests waiting who would happily kill for this table. 1.2373 0.05202 118 98 12 8
2360 Not quite what I had in mind when you said "outdoor seating". 1.2353 0.04418 119 94 22 3
2361 May I suggest the free-range all natural squab? 1.2353 0.04577 119 95 20 4
2362 This menu isn't legible. 1.2353 0.04878 119 97 16 6
2363 Mais oui! We take pride in our gastronomy with a side of astronomy. 1.2353 0.04878 119 97 16 6
2364 can we just skip the falling in love and go strait to the kid's 1.2353 0.04577 119 95 20 4
2365 Something a little edgy,perhaps? 1.2353 0.04254 119 93 24 2
2366 Sir, they're flying in the Newfoundland duck but you will need to retrieve it yourself. 1.2353 0.04418 119 94 22 3
2367 Isn’t a little fresh air romantic? 1.2353 0.04083 119 92 26 1
2368 So this is your private table? 1.2353 0.04418 119 94 22 3
2369 It was either this or no more free bread. 1.2353 0.04730 119 96 18 5
2370 I guess I'll have the free-range pigeon. 1.2353 0.04418 119 94 22 3
2371 The only other vacant table is near the kitchen. 1.2353 0.04577 119 95 20 4
2372 My name is Eric and I'll be your waiter and exposure therapist." 1.2353 0.04577 119 95 20 4
2373 If you don't tip, I will. 1.2353 0.04418 119 94 22 3
2374 We're out of everything. 1.2353 0.04730 119 96 18 5
2375 The house specialty is squab tartare prepared tableside. 1.2353 0.04577 119 95 20 4
2376 Ummmm . . . may I suggest a nice bottle of Perrier rather than wine this evening? 1.2353 0.04730 119 96 18 5
2377 At least it is bigger than our apartment. 1.2353 0.04730 119 96 18 5
2378 I do hope that alleviates your concerns about the noise. If not, I would be happy to place you just a couple steps further. 1.2353 0.04730 119 96 18 5
2379 May I recommend the hanger steak? 1.2353 0.04577 119 95 20 4
2380 Is the lovely couple ready to order the edgiest of edgy culinary experiences? 1.2353 0.04577 119 95 20 4
2381 You had to insist on outdoor seating. 1.2353 0.04730 119 96 18 5
2382 From my vantage point, it appears your relationship is on the edge. 1.2353 0.04418 119 94 22 3
2383 The chef’s special today is pigeon. 1.2353 0.04577 119 95 20 4
2384 Today's Special: a complimentary pigeon egg appetizer with any entree. 1.2353 0.03905 119 91 28 0
2385 May I recommend the locally sourced, free-range squab this evening? 1.2353 0.04577 119 95 20 4
2386 I recommend the smoked pigeon,the pan-fried pigeon,the pigeon pie,or the pigeon casserole. 1.2353 0.04878 119 97 16 6
2387 Non, I assure you, zees IZZ ze special American section. 1.2353 0.04577 119 95 20 4
2388 This is not what I imagined when you said "edgie". 1.2353 0.04577 119 95 20 4
2389 Your'e lucky, last year it rained during restaurant week 1.2353 0.04577 119 95 20 4
2390 Your waiter stepped out, so you'll need to pick up your orders at the window. 1.2353 0.04418 119 94 22 3
2391 Next time can you please not joke with the maitre d' about Haute Cuisine? 1.2353 0.04418 119 94 22 3
2392 The smoking area will be straight ahead, sir. 1.2353 0.04254 119 93 24 2
2393 Well, at least it's not near the bathroom. 1.2353 0.04577 119 95 20 4
2394 If I may suggest, the squab - locally sourced or course. 1.2353 0.04254 119 93 24 2
2395 Our specials tonight are to die for. 1.2353 0.04577 119 95 20 4
2396 Wow, these prices are right on the edge! 1.2353 0.04730 119 96 18 5
2397 First time in NY? I suggest the squab, a local favorite. 1.2353 0.04418 119 94 22 3
2398 You should jump for our special tonight. It's to die for. 1.2353 0.05162 119 99 12 8
2399 "If you had called ahead, we could have put you in the men's room." 1.2353 0.04577 119 95 20 4
2400 It certainly is haute cuisine! 1.2353 0.04083 119 92 26 1
2401 This IS our smoking section. 1.2353 0.04418 119 94 22 3
2402 I would have preferred the table near the kitchen! 1.2353 0.04418 119 94 22 3
2403 It’s Fresco. Al Fresco. 1.2353 0.04577 119 95 20 4
2404 We hope you like the haute cuisine. 1.2353 0.04730 119 96 18 5
2405 Thanks for reserving with the REALLY Open Table app 1.2353 0.04254 119 93 24 2
2406 Would you care for an umbrella? It's migratory season. 1.2353 0.04418 119 94 22 3
2407 Forget the fake call to ditch your date -- just push the table over a little. 1.2353 0.04730 119 96 18 5
2408 You asked for a table near a window. 1.2353 0.04418 119 94 22 3
2409 The pigeon is quite popular with the locals. 1.2353 0.04254 119 93 24 2
2410 If you fall off, your meal is free 1.2353 0.04577 119 95 20 4
2411 Pick your pigeon is the early bird special. 1.2353 0.04418 119 94 22 3
2412 If either of you are going to jump, may I suggest the house Merlot. 1.2353 0.04577 119 95 20 4
2413 The tourist guide said top restaurant with city view. 1.2353 0.04418 119 94 22 3
2414 The squab is delicious according to all the falcons. 1.2353 0.04878 119 97 16 6
2415 But the Maitre d' said you didn't want anybody eavesdropping. 1.2353 0.04577 119 95 20 4
2416 This is all we had for a marital discourse section. 1.2353 0.04878 119 97 16 6
2417 When you said it's an edgy new restaurant, I didn't think you meant literally. 1.2353 0.04577 119 95 20 4
2418 Not my idea of haute cuisine 1.2353 0.04577 119 95 20 4
2419 So you finally found a spot where you’re table doesn’t wobble. I’m still not coming any closer. 1.2353 0.04730 119 96 18 5
2420 Our “Chef’s Surprise” is on the house. 1.2353 0.04878 119 97 16 6
2421 Do we have any room for dessert? 1.2353 0.04577 119 95 20 4
2422 Let me know if it’s too breezy for you. 1.2353 0.04730 119 96 18 5
2423 You've been acting strange ever since I told you I'd include you in the will. 1.2353 0.04418 119 94 22 3
2424 We give a whole new meaning to "al fresco dining." 1.2353 0.04730 119 96 18 5
2425 If this place is so edgy, how come we're the only ones here? 1.2353 0.04577 119 95 20 4
2426 The chef recommends the fresh pigeon" 1.2353 0.04418 119 94 22 3
2427 We're thinking a well-balanced red, perhaps a tad edgy. 1.2353 0.04254 119 93 24 2
2428 When you said this place had atmosphere, you weren't kidding. 1.2348 0.04676 115 92 19 4
2429 My apologies. The hostess thought you asked for the table ON the corner. 1.2348 0.04991 115 94 15 6
2430 Ha - bet you thought we couldn't spell '"ledgendary." 1.2348 0.04676 115 92 19 4
2431 I'll give you a few minutes to examine the menu and reflect on the gravity of your situation. Sparkling or Still? 1.2348 0.04836 115 93 17 5
2432 This is not the time for me to be pushy 1.2348 0.04836 115 93 17 5
2433 Dine and Dash is no longer a problem... 1.2348 0.04836 115 93 17 5
2434 May I offer you some suggestions? 1.2348 0.04676 115 92 19 4
2435 We're giving our regulars a preview of our newly conceived sidewalk dining experience for when the city finally floods. 1.2348 0.04836 115 93 17 5
2436 Sir, your text stated you desired a table with our "ledgendary" view. 1.2348 0.04676 115 92 19 4
2437 You said you didn't want to be near the restrooms 1.2348 0.04510 115 91 21 3
2438 Hurry up and order, the window washers are due any minute! 1.2348 0.04676 115 92 19 4
2439 I'm not sure I gave you the correct menu, did you say "Acrophobic" or "Agoraphobic" 1.2348 0.04836 115 93 17 5
2440 Is it just me, or are the sky-high prices giving you vertigo? 1.2348 0.04510 115 91 21 3
2441 Should we ask him if they have something other than pigeon entrees? 1.2348 0.05142 115 95 13 7
2442 Our special this evening- 'pigeon' under glass 1.2348 0.04676 115 92 19 4
2443 They say the prices here will send you over the edge. 1.2348 0.04836 115 93 17 5
2444 I'll be piloting your drone this evening. 1.2348 0.04991 115 94 15 6
2445 Does this apron make me look fat? 1.2348 0.04510 115 91 21 3
2446 No - this is the last table near a window. 1.2348 0.04836 115 93 17 5
2447 This isn't a mustache. It's far-away birds. 1.2348 0.04836 115 93 17 5
2448 Bottled, tap, or rain for the table? 1.2348 0.04510 115 91 21 3
2449 Your idea of romantic, rooftop dining leaves much to be desired. 1.2348 0.04676 115 92 19 4
2450 It’s so annoying when they give you the Fall menu when its still Summer 1.2348 0.04991 115 94 15 6
2451 OK. Next time we'll get here earlier. 1.2348 0.04337 115 90 23 2
2452 ''Depending on your agility, we may have run out of the pigeon.'' 1.2348 0.04991 115 94 15 6
2453 Our special for the day is pigeon 1.2348 0.05142 115 95 13 7
2454 I’m trying to find out how desperate you are 1.2348 0.04836 115 93 17 5
2455 The reviews said it would be an edgy dining experience. 1.2348 0.04337 115 90 23 2
2456 Our higher prices,sir, are based on your location. 1.2348 0.04676 115 92 19 4
2457 WELL, you asked for a table by the window! 1.2348 0.04158 115 89 25 1
2458 I like a guy who is out front on first dates. 1.2348 0.04676 115 92 19 4
2459 As you can see, our terrace seating is to die for. 1.2348 0.04676 115 92 19 4
2460 If you think that drop is alarming, wait until you see our entrees. 1.2348 0.04676 115 92 19 4
2461 The service is great here the servers never miss a step. 1.2348 0.04991 115 94 15 6
2462 The chef says everything is vegan except for the bird droppings." 1.2348 0.04836 115 93 17 5
2463 I'm sorry, sir. We only offer the lunch menu up until the 3rd floor. 1.2348 0.04991 115 94 15 6
2464 Sir, you did reserve our Ledge ’n’ Dairy™ dinner package. Will that be skim or whole? 1.2348 0.05142 115 95 13 7
2465 Something about this place is making me feel a bit jumpy. 1.2348 0.04676 115 92 19 4
2466 If you couldn't tell when you sat down, our special today is squab. 1.2348 0.05142 115 95 13 7
2467 Well, this is special. 1.2348 0.04991 115 94 15 6
2468 Two buffets? Of course, and whom should we notify in case of emergency? 1.2348 0.04510 115 91 21 3
2469 I can return you to your seats by the bathroom. 1.2348 0.04676 115 92 19 4
2470 Tonight's special is Pigeon Sous Vide. 1.2348 0.04510 115 91 21 3
2471 We'll have what Trump had. 1.2348 0.04991 115 94 15 6
2472 Tonight's special is fresh squab caught and prepared table side. 1.2348 0.04158 115 89 25 1
2473 On Airbnb, it said "includes rooftop lounge" 1.2348 0.04510 115 91 21 3
2474 This is the "cutting edge" in dining 1.2348 0.04991 115 94 15 6
2475 Wow, when you said "an edgy restaurant" you really meant it! 1.2348 0.04337 115 90 23 2
2476 All these years, I had thought 'en plein air' applied only to painting. 1.2348 0.04836 115 93 17 5
2477 What may I get startled for you? 1.2348 0.04510 115 91 21 3
2478 The pigeon is fresh this evening. 1.2328 0.04798 116 94 17 5
2479 The squab is prepared tableside. 1.2301 0.04870 113 92 16 5
2480 You did ask for a window table. 1.2301 0.04534 113 90 20 3
2481 Most people would die for a view like this. 1.2301 0.04870 113 92 16 5
2482 No, we don't have Bird's Nest Soup. Why do you ask? 1.2301 0.04705 113 91 18 4
2483 Well, you DID ask to be seated by the window. 1.2301 0.04870 113 92 16 5
2484 Our catch of the day is sauteed squab. 1.2301 0.04356 113 89 22 2
2485 This is our quietest table. 1.2301 0.04705 113 91 18 4
2486 ...but, the view is incredible! 1.2301 0.05030 113 93 14 6
2487 We’ve raised fine dining to new heights. 1.2301 0.04705 113 91 18 4
2488 I’d avoid the pigeon. 1.2301 0.04356 113 89 22 2
2489 Let me know when ready to order from your menu, slash liability waivers. Enjoy now. 1.2301 0.04705 113 91 18 4
2490 Those are the fall specials. 1.2301 0.04705 113 91 18 4
2491 Yelp said the view was to die for. 1.2301 0.04705 113 91 18 4
2492 You get to pick your own pigeon. 1.2301 0.04870 113 92 16 5
2493 It used to be a 1950s style diner, but the waiters didn't want to wear the roller skates. 1.2301 0.04171 113 88 24 1
2494 Yep, this is the table you paid $1000 and waited 6 months for. On the bright side, it isn't raining out! 1.2301 0.04534 113 90 20 3
2495 That's the fourth busboy we lost this week. 1.2301 0.04534 113 90 20 3
2496 If you'll scoot a bit closer I'll tell you what's on the menu. 1.2301 0.04356 113 89 22 2
2497 I recommend the sill-to-table squab. 1.2301 0.04870 113 92 16 5
2498 The menu will blow you away. 1.2301 0.04534 113 90 20 3
2499 What a view! I hope the food is as good. 1.2301 0.04705 113 91 18 4
2500 For an appetizer may I suggest the deconstructed egg drop soup. You get to drop it yourself. 1.2301 0.04356 113 89 22 2
2501 Don’t order too much wine. It might make you tipsy. 1.2301 0.04534 113 90 20 3
2502 Can we interest you in our locally sourced squab? 1.2301 0.04705 113 91 18 4
2503 Dine 'n dash is not an option 1.2301 0.04705 113 91 18 4
2504 Fran warned me that the waiters are pushy here. 1.2301 0.04705 113 91 18 4
2505 The rest of your party would appear to have arrived sir" 1.2301 0.04870 113 92 16 5
2506 And for you Batm...er, Mr. Wayne? 1.2301 0.05184 113 94 12 7
2507 You have to stop insisting on the table with the best view every time we try a new restaurant. 1.2301 0.04870 113 92 16 5
2508 They did say intimate seating available. 1.2301 0.04356 113 89 22 2
2509 This is as far left as we have. 1.2301 0.04705 113 91 18 4
2510 I'll have my steak medium-rare and our divorce well-done 1.2301 0.04705 113 91 18 4
2511 Tonight’s special is locally sourced pigeon 1.2301 0.04705 113 91 18 4
2512 Welcome to edgy cuisine. 1.2301 0.04705 113 91 18 4
2513 Today's special is stuffed pigeon. 1.2301 0.04705 113 91 18 4
2514 ...and, as always, the squab is fresh tonight. 1.2301 0.05184 113 94 12 7
2515 Hi, I'm ER Dr. Sanchez and I'll be taking care of you tonight. 1.2301 0.04705 113 91 18 4
2516 I don't think fresh-air dining is all it is cracked up to be. 1.2301 0.04534 113 90 20 3
2517 Maybe we should go easy on the cocktails. 1.2301 0.04705 113 91 18 4
2518 Their Take-Out Is to Die For 1.2301 0.04870 113 92 16 5
2519 I promise. This is the last time I propose to you. 1.2301 0.04870 113 92 16 5
2520 This isn't quite what I had in mind when I said let's go 'out' for dinner. 1.2301 0.04705 113 91 18 4
2521 Of course, your dinner is on the house. 1.2301 0.04534 113 90 20 3
2522 We should've been more specific when we told him "a table by the window" 1.2301 0.04705 113 91 18 4
2523 Welcome back, Mr. & Mrs. Pidgeon. Might I start you off with some leftover bread? 1.2301 0.04356 113 89 22 2
2524 Chef Pierre is known for his edgy approach to cuisine 1.2301 0.05030 113 93 14 6
2525 You asked for a table by the window, didn't you? 1.2301 0.05030 113 93 14 6
2526 Our specials tonight are ledgendary. 1.2301 0.04870 113 92 16 5
2527 The patio special tonight is pigeon sous-vide with a very nice cream sauce. 1.2301 0.04534 113 90 20 3
2528 This restaurant is a ledge end. 1.2301 0.04534 113 90 20 3
2529 Yes, it is outdoors and private, but the waiter wants an extra trip for delivery service. 1.2301 0.04705 113 91 18 4
2530 Might I recommend the hanger-on steak? 1.2301 0.04534 113 90 20 3
2531 The pigeon is fresh today 1.2301 0.04870 113 92 16 5
2532 We demanded a window view, not to be the window view! 1.2301 0.05184 113 94 12 7
2533 Where'd your son go? 1.2301 0.04705 113 91 18 4
2534 Due to high winds there is no tableside service today. 1.2301 0.04870 113 92 16 5
2535 Aren’t window seats usually on the inside? 1.2301 0.04870 113 92 16 5
2536 Can I recommend the steak à la précipice? Perhaps well done? 1.2301 0.04356 113 89 22 2
2537 You may call it “Siberia”, but we call it a “table with a view. 1.2301 0.05184 113 94 12 7
2538 We advertise our restaurant as High End. 1.2301 0.04870 113 92 16 5
2539 The sunset view makes the wait for the reservation worth it. 1.2301 0.04705 113 91 18 4
2540 Yes, ICE just carted off several of our employees but the remaining staff still voted to seat you out here. Would you like to hear tonight's specials? 1.2301 0.05184 113 94 12 7
2541 Sarah Huckabee Sanders said nothing but good things about the atmosphere here 1.2301 0.04705 113 91 18 4
2542 The chef recommends the pigeon. 1.2301 0.04534 113 90 20 3
2543 The special tonight is locally sourced squab. 1.2301 0.04705 113 91 18 4
2544 May I recommend the squab? It will be quite fresh. 1.2301 0.04705 113 91 18 4
2545 I'm sorry. It has fallen so no souffle tonight. Perhaps shoo fly pie? 1.2301 0.04870 113 92 16 5
2546 This is our new "free range" dining area. 1.2301 0.04171 113 88 24 1
2547 Tonight's special... just flew by. 1.2301 0.04870 113 92 16 5
2548 Donald, I told you to make the reservations in a fake name. 1.2301 0.05184 113 94 12 7
2549 Tonight's special is really going to put you over the edge. 1.2301 0.04870 113 92 16 5
2550 Rooftop dining, huh? You think I don’t recognize your cousin Charlie AND his apartment? 1.2301 0.05481 113 96 8 9
2551 Ah, you must be the pathetic fucks paying with a Groupon. 1.2301 0.04870 113 92 16 5
2552 The special today is Wild Pidgeon 1.2301 0.04705 113 91 18 4
2553 One of us is getting tipped. 1.2301 0.04705 113 91 18 4
2554 Please try not to drop any of the dinnerware and I will be right back with your drinks. 1.2301 0.04870 113 92 16 5
2555 This is taking "bar menu" to another level. 1.2301 0.04870 113 92 16 5
2556 It's just a precaution---our molecular soufflet sometimes spontaneously combusts 1.2301 0.04534 113 90 20 3
2557 We only serve light meals, luckily​ for you 1.2301 0.04534 113 90 20 3
2558 Let's see. I think I'll have the ledge salad. 1.2301 0.04356 113 89 22 2
2559 Do you think I'll get a little umbrella in my Mai Tai? 1.2301 0.04534 113 90 20 3
2560 It’s not just the prices that are sky high 1.2301 0.04171 113 88 24 1
2561 As you requested, a table on the terrace. 1.2301 0.04870 113 92 16 5
2562 I am sorry, I didn't tip last time. 1.2301 0.04534 113 90 20 3
2563 "A view to die for" wasn't an exaggeration. 1.2301 0.04705 113 91 18 4
2564 You wanted to eat somewhere edgy... 1.2301 0.04171 113 88 24 1
2565 I've heard that this was quite an edge place. 1.2301 0.04534 113 90 20 3
2566 If the menu looks too edgy for you, let me know and I’ll throw you a rope. 1.2301 0.05184 113 94 12 7
2567 Please let me know if you have any questions about our new take out menu. 1.2301 0.04870 113 92 16 5
2568 Well, you insisted on a table near the window. 1.2301 0.04705 113 91 18 4
2569 Ma'am, might I suggest you start with the dessert? 1.2301 0.04534 113 90 20 3
2570 So is this table far enough away from the kitchen for you? 1.2301 0.05030 113 93 14 6
2571 Is this far enough away from the kitchen for you? 1.2301 0.04705 113 91 18 4
2572 It won’t seem high after you see the bill. 1.2301 0.04705 113 91 18 4
2573 The prices were left off the menu intentionally for your dining safety. 1.2301 0.05184 113 94 12 7
2574 You said you liked to live life on the edge. 1.2301 0.04705 113 91 18 4
2575 Ranch, blue cheese, or just hold your plate in the air and wait. 1.2301 0.04870 113 92 16 5
2576 Tonight's special is "pigeon farci" , which is locally sourced. Very locally. 1.2301 0.04356 113 89 22 2
2577 Ledge just agree to disagree. 1.2301 0.04870 113 92 16 5
2578 I particularly recommend our fresh pigeon this evening. 1.2301 0.04705 113 91 18 4
2579 If you have to barf, the pigeons will handle it. 1.2301 0.04870 113 92 16 5
2580 I think we'll skip the wine 1.2301 0.04705 113 91 18 4
2581 Be careful not to get tipsy. 1.2301 0.04356 113 89 22 2
2582 Might I suggest the fall vegetables? 1.2301 0.04870 113 92 16 5
2583 I love a menu that can take a risk. 1.2301 0.04705 113 91 18 4
2584 Might I push you in the direction of our special this evening? 1.2301 0.04870 113 92 16 5
2585 I don't think he understood when I said we wanted a window table. 1.2301 0.04534 113 90 20 3
2586 Bordeaux goes well with a fear of heights. 1.2301 0.04705 113 91 18 4
2587 Try the squab; it's very fresh. 1.2301 0.04870 113 92 16 5
2588 The Squab is extremely fresh 1.2301 0.04870 113 92 16 5
2589 Tonight' Special is Roast Pigeon Pour Deux 1.2301 0.04705 113 91 18 4
2590 May I suggest the fresh squab with essence of local fungi. 1.2301 0.04870 113 92 16 5
2591 I'd tell you the specials, but it's too much trouble. 1.2301 0.05030 113 93 14 6
2592 I’m thinking I’ll have the braised pigeon...that one, over there. And you? 1.2301 0.04705 113 91 18 4
2593 whatwver you do... don’t swipe right. 1.2301 0.04356 113 89 22 2
2594 You've come to the right place for edgy cuisine. 1.2301 0.04705 113 91 18 4
2595 En plain air 1.2301 0.04870 113 92 16 5
2596 I recommend the squab. It's local. 1.2301 0.04356 113 89 22 2
2597 You did request a corner outdoor table, did you not? 1.2301 0.04534 113 90 20 3
2598 We got you the corner table, as you requested. 1.2301 0.04705 113 91 18 4
2599 The pigeon is local, and the chef’s special. 1.2301 0.04705 113 91 18 4
2600 Pigeon pie's our special du jour: guaranteed ledge to table. 1.2301 0.04534 113 90 20 3
2601 This is not the new, edgy restaurant I thought it would be but let's try an appetizer. 1.2301 0.04705 113 91 18 4
2602 Gee Honey, that three-dollar tip sure worked wonders. 1.2301 0.04870 113 92 16 5
2603 In addition to the outside table, it's your lucky night. Today's special is pigeon. 1.2301 0.04534 113 90 20 3
2604 Our chef strives to provide a very literal version of 'haute cuisine.' 1.2294 0.04446 109 86 21 2
2605 Tonight's squab is incredibly fresh. 1.2294 0.04250 109 85 23 1
2606 On second thought, let's not dine al fresco. 1.2288 0.04569 118 95 19 4
2607 You asked for a private table. This is a private table. 1.2281 0.04990 114 94 14 6
2608 It’s part of our bottomless brunch deal. 1.2281 0.04499 114 91 20 3
2609 This table is for diners without reservations. 1.2281 0.04668 114 92 18 4
2610 Spiderman is particularly fond of this table and loves our pigeon pate. 1.2281 0.04990 114 94 14 6
2611 I trust you are fine with the open air private dinning you requested. 1.2281 0.04139 114 89 24 1
2612 The special tonight is wild pigeon. 1.2281 0.04668 114 92 18 4
2613 Honey, when I said 'haute cuisine' this isn't what I meant. 1.2281 0.04668 114 92 18 4
2614 Let’s order and then we play musical chairs! 1.2281 0.04831 114 93 16 5
2615 Dining out with you is one tall order! 1.2281 0.04990 114 94 14 6
2616 May I recommend the fresh pigeon? 1.2281 0.04668 114 92 18 4
2617 Sir, I can't keep lying. Your in-laws saw the open table for four. 1.2281 0.04831 114 93 16 5
2618 Probably not a good idea to order anything too heavy. 1.2281 0.04323 114 90 22 2
2619 You’ll be pleased to learn that our squab is very local. 1.2281 0.04323 114 90 22 2
2620 Under "Specials" today we have a sweet Rigatoni, and a Beef and Vegetable Medley. Under desserts we have our signature Chocolate Brownie Truffle. And under your ledge we have a pile of empty cardboard boxes and yoga mats. 1.2281 0.04831 114 93 16 5
2621 I thought you said Hedge Fund. 1.2281 0.05143 114 95 12 7
2622 I feel a chill. You? 1.2281 0.04668 114 92 18 4
2623 I'm Ian, and I'll be your server this evening at Ledge. 1.2281 0.04668 114 92 18 4
2624 Good evening and welcome to L'edge. 1.2281 0.04668 114 92 18 4
2625 Sorry, the patio was full. 1.2281 0.04668 114 92 18 4
2626 May I suggest the fresh pigeon. 1.2273 0.05111 110 91 13 6
2627 Tonight’s special entree ran and played in the very street below you! 1.2273 0.05271 110 92 11 7
2628 Tonight's defenestration special is... 1.2273 0.05271 110 92 11 7
2629 I recommend the pigeon, which was locally sourced. 1.2273 0.04773 110 89 17 4
2630 Water only on request. Perhaps not even then. 1.2273 0.04945 110 90 15 5
2631 It's generally wise to tip your maître d'. 1.2261 0.04631 115 93 18 4
2632 Any height allergies we should know about? 1.2252 0.04735 111 90 17 4
2633 The special of the day is squab. 1.2252 0.04375 111 88 21 2
2634 Good evening Madam and Sir...after you have read and signed the disclaimer I will let you know chef’s delicious specials for dinner service 1.2252 0.04375 111 88 21 2
2635 I'll serve you, but don't start anything. 1.2252 0.04735 111 90 17 4
2636 Honey, OSHA requires a frickin railing. 1.2252 0.04558 111 89 19 3
2637 Zagat was right. The menu is pretty ordinary, but it does have a view to die for. 1.2252 0.04735 111 90 17 4
2638 I guess this is better than our original table next to the bathroom. 1.2252 0.04558 111 89 19 3
2639 For your information I never said hip, I said edgy. Hurry up and order before the pigeons notice. 1.2252 0.04735 111 90 17 4
2640 For our special this evening we are serving a local roost pigeon. 1.2252 0.04558 111 89 19 3
2641 You might want to order something quick; if it starts raining, our alfresco dining area can get a little slippery. 1.2252 0.04558 111 89 19 3
2642 Sir, we never let our customers down. 1.2252 0.04558 111 89 19 3
2643 Would you like to hear your exit strategy? 1.2252 0.04735 111 90 17 4
2644 This is really an edgy place, isn't it? 1.2252 0.03983 111 86 25 0
2645 I told you we should have dressed better. 1.2252 0.05069 111 92 13 6
2646 The pigeon is very fresh tonight. 1.2252 0.04375 111 88 21 2
2647 Have you guys had enough yet of living on the edge? 1.2252 0.04904 111 91 15 5
2648 I'm on the verge of making my choice. 1.2252 0.04735 111 90 17 4
2649 This old town is getting me down, too, but you need to move the table back where it was. 1.2252 0.04735 111 90 17 4
2650 For a starter tonight, the chef is featuring a fabulous ledge salad. 1.2252 0.04558 111 89 19 3
2651 Can I offer you a complimentary guardrail? 1.2252 0.04735 111 90 17 4
2652 Welcome to Trump Tower. Today, our specials are Liar & Fatmouth Bang Bang Shrimp, as well as Friend or Foe Gratin and for dessert, Death...by chocolate. 1.2252 0.05069 111 92 13 6
2653 ...And if you drop your steak knife, we're not liable. 1.2252 0.04375 111 88 21 2
2654 See how I turned your death wish into a dining experience? 1.2252 0.05228 111 93 11 7
2655 The squab is extremely local. 1.2252 0.04375 111 88 21 2
2656 It's on the house. 1.2252 0.04735 111 90 17 4
2657 May I suggest a nice French wine that pairs nicely with the local rock dove? 1.2252 0.04183 111 87 23 1
2658 Um, I really should go check on the solitary diner eating all alone several ledges above you. 1.2252 0.04904 111 91 15 5
2659 If you don't want to go out on a ledge, I recommend the burger and fries. 1.2252 0.05069 111 92 13 6
2660 They take their early-bird-special literally. 1.2252 0.04375 111 88 21 2
2661 Yes, we do expect a dip in business when the L train shuts down. 1.2252 0.04735 111 90 17 4
2662 Some consider our offerings too edgy. 1.2252 0.04735 111 90 17 4
2663 We're out of Squab. 1.2252 0.04904 111 91 15 5
2664 Todays special is a green salad with grains, seeds and berries, with a choice of insects, snails and earthworms in the wild. 1.2252 0.04558 111 89 19 3
2665 I would recommend against the bread sticks due to pigeon risk. 1.2252 0.04735 111 90 17 4
2666 Sir, we don't serve the Cherries Jubilee table side anymore for obvious reasons 1.2252 0.05228 111 93 11 7
2667 Blame yourself. You insisted on outside dining. 1.2252 0.04558 111 89 19 3
2668 Welcome to “Living on the Ledge”. Can I take your order? 1.2252 0.04375 111 88 21 2
2669 And don't forget to tip your waiter! 1.2252 0.05069 111 92 13 6
2670 We require a "just-in-case" pre-payment. 1.2252 0.04735 111 90 17 4
2671 Studies show that people bond over near-death experiences: you're welcome. 1.2252 0.04558 111 89 19 3
2672 We would so appreciate it if you could skooch a tad closer to the edge. 1.2252 0.04735 111 90 17 4
2673 Yes, the Mariachi band you hear below does come with the meal. 1.2252 0.04904 111 91 15 5
2674 Just be mindful of the wind when you need to use the loo. 1.2252 0.04375 111 88 21 2
2675 For our suicidal couples we recommend our menu gastronomique with wine pairing. 1.2252 0.05069 111 92 13 6
2676 I don't want to go out on a ledge, but you seem like people who would be willing to try tonight's special. 1.2252 0.04735 111 90 17 4
2677 Two for the road, then... 1.2252 0.04735 111 90 17 4
2678 Your duck shall arrive shortly, along with the organic special sauce. 1.2252 0.04735 111 90 17 4
2679 How about starting with a cocktail, just to take the edge off. 1.2252 0.04558 111 89 19 3
2680 Can I bring you parachutes while you’re thinking? 1.2252 0.05069 111 92 13 6
2681 That's French for, "Please don't jump! 1.2252 0.04558 111 89 19 3
2682 I had more choice in the primaries. 1.2252 0.04558 111 89 19 3
2683 Just a friendly pice of advice. We think the chef is off his meds again, so best not annoy him with any special requests 1.2252 0.05069 111 92 13 6
2684 Would you like to order now or wait for the paramedics to arrive? 1.2252 0.04735 111 90 17 4
2685 We love to dine al fresco 1.2252 0.04904 111 91 15 5
2686 On behalf of the Mafia, please enjoy your final meal. 1.2252 0.05069 111 92 13 6
2687 I told you our food was ledgendary. 1.2243 0.05196 107 89 12 6
2688 I thought you said we were catching lunch "on the hoof". 1.2232 0.04696 112 91 17 4
2689 Don't make any sudden movements. 1.2222 0.04804 108 88 16 4
2690 We prefer payment in advance. 1.2222 0.04804 108 88 16 4
2691 This place is popular with stock brokers. When the market crashes they don't have to look for a window. 1.2222 0.04804 108 88 16 4
2692 From our freshly foraged menu may I recommend the whole roasted pigeon in a lichen infused cream sauce. 1.2222 0.05151 108 90 12 6
2693 May I suggest the cornice game hen. 1.2222 0.05633 108 93 6 9
2694 Well, madame, we thought 'Ledge to Ground' sounded more exciting than 'Farm to Table.' 1.2222 0.05151 108 90 12 6
2695 Does This place seem edgy? 1.2222 0.04804 108 88 16 4
2696 With no overhead, you would think the prices would be lower. 1.2222 0.04620 108 87 18 3
2697 How many times have I warned you about under tipping? 1.2222 0.04804 108 88 16 4
2698 Our al fresco dining isn't so popular since we moved upstairs. 1.2222 0.04620 108 87 18 3
2699 It’s lovely here, but we best keep our cocktails to a minimum 1.2222 0.04804 108 88 16 4
2700 Confirming your table reservationfor two for Mr. Al Fresco 1.2222 0.04804 108 88 16 4
2701 Is this far enough from the kitchen, asshole? 1.2222 0.04804 108 88 16 4
2702 It was this or the table by the kitchen. 1.2222 0.04981 108 89 14 5
2703 Would you mind paying the gratuity NOW? 1.2222 0.04804 108 88 16 4
2704 This our only table with a view for you and of you. 1.2222 0.04620 108 87 18 3
2705 Would you care for a canopy before dinner? 1.2222 0.05151 108 90 12 6
2706 I’m going to step out on a limb and try the squab. 1.2222 0.04620 108 87 18 3
2707 I highly recommend the ledge salad. 1.2222 0.04981 108 89 14 5
2708 It looks like we are out of the pigeon. 1.2222 0.04804 108 88 16 4
2709 You asked for the table nearest to the air conditioner. This is it. 1.2222 0.04620 108 87 18 3
2710 I don't know about you, but I'm teetering on the edge of ...risotto 1.2222 0.04229 108 85 22 1
2711 The ladies room is behind me? 1.2222 0.04804 108 88 16 4
2712 Would you like everything to drink? 1.2222 0.04804 108 88 16 4
2713 I'm sorry, we're all out of parachutes. 1.2222 0.04804 108 88 16 4
2714 May I recommend our catch-of-the-day: free-range pigeon stuff with Doritos and cigarette butts? 1.2222 0.04620 108 87 18 3
2715 I think you'll find that this non-smoking section has plenty of fresh air. 1.2222 0.04804 108 88 16 4
2716 You said you didn't want to sit close to the kitchen. 1.2222 0.04804 108 88 16 4
2717 Would you like to hear our inclement specials? 1.2222 0.04620 108 87 18 3
2718 I didn't realise what 'extreme' dining meant 1.2222 0.04620 108 87 18 3
2719 May I suggest the Wedge on the Ledge? 1.2222 0.04804 108 88 16 4
2720 We've found that this makes it much harder to Dine and Dash. 1.2222 0.04804 108 88 16 4
2721 Oh, and just a heads up, the kitchen is a little backed up tonight. 1.2222 0.04804 108 88 16