Contest #626


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626

The winning captions

These captions are chosen by The New Yorker.

  1. “I’m in the air right now—let me call you back after I land.”
  2. “Actually, this is my first rodeo.”
  3. “No, I can’t hold on.”


Name Value
Submission deadline 2018-08-12T23:19:00.000Z
Voting started -
Voting ended 2018-08-27T02:07:00.000Z
Finalists announced 2018-08-20T23:19:00.000Z
Magazine(s) announcing finalists issued August 27, 2018
Number of captions 5859
Number of responses 994702
Number of participants -


Dashboard

In this table, the "mean" means the empirically measured average funniness score when the "unfunny", "somewhat funny" and "funny" receive a funniness score of 1, 2, 3 respectively. "Precison" is the standard error of the mean, the standard deviation of the mean estimate. With that, a caption with an empirical mean μ and precision σ has true mean in the range [μ - 2σ, μ + 2σ] with 95% probability by the 68-95-99.7 rule assuming the responses are indepedent and identically distributed.

Rank Caption Mean Precision Total votes "Unfunny" votes "Somewhat funny" votes "Funny" votes
0 About to land now, call you when I'm on the ground. 1.8259 0.00674 12295 4692 5052 2551
1 No, I can’t hold on. 1.8236 0.00693 12125 4788 4688 2649
2 Test driving a new mustang, what are you up to? 1.8220 0.00696 11845 4636 4682 2527
3 Turns out this IS my first rodeo. 1.8189 0.00767 10496 4360 3677 2459
4 Hi Hon. Can you meet me at the hospital in about ten minutes? 1.8110 0.00863 8006 3287 2945 1774
5 No, I said I'm getting BUCKED, with a B. 1.8098 0.00697 12678 5338 4413 2927
6 I'm in the air right now; let me call you back after I land. 1.7946 0.00811 8326 3310 3416 1600
7 You’re absolutely right, dear – the rattlesnake ringer tone was not a good idea! 1.7809 0.00787 10301 4659 3240 2402
8 On second thought, let's add the accident coverage. 1.7711 0.00762 9457 3926 3770 1761
9 No, I said 'bucked', though on second thought you may be right. 1.7683 0.01559 2516 1128 843 545
10 Hang on, I think I'm being dropped by my carrier. 1.7586 0.01065 5237 2340 1821 1076
11 Hi, I’d like to add a rider to my insurance policy. 1.7518 0.00844 8042 3550 2938 1554
12 This is so relaxing after working in the White House. 1.7452 0.00907 7735 3699 2308 1728
13 Siri, what’s the safest way to fall from a horse? 1.7407 0.00908 7012 3173 2484 1355
14 Fire that idiot in purchasing. Get me a CHEVY Bronco and for Heaven's sake CANCEL MY WIFE'S JAGUAR!! 1.7315 0.00961 7150 3576 1918 1656
15 Yeah! Ironically this was the last item on my bucket list. 1.7266 0.00938 6497 2988 2297 1212
16 And how would you suggest I hold my horses? 1.7069 0.01287 3344 1559 1206 579
17 And you say my coverage is effective immediately?” ... “Excellent. 1.7069 0.00899 6615 3023 2508 1084
18 The Uber only said "Brown Bronco"!! 1.6806 0.00889 6922 3352 2429 1141
19 Pre-existing conditions? Not yet. 1.6740 0.01328 2969 1419 1099 451
20 Hold on!--it's just a dead zone. 1.6699 0.00905 8382 4718 1713 1951
21 I should be landing shortly 1.6686 0.01170 3624 1698 1429 497
22 You now have my unbridled attention. 1.6495 0.01223 3669 1875 1205 589
23 No, seriously, I really DO need to see a man about a horse. 1.6461 0.01304 3074 1540 1082 452
24 Well actually, it is my first rodeo! 1.6280 0.00998 5438 2859 1743 836
25 Sorry. Butt dial. 1.6254 0.01121 4471 2408 1330 733
26 Let me get back to you -- things are kind of up in the air right now. 1.6247 0.01013 4700 2347 1770 583
27 Hang on a sec. I have to take this fall. 1.5967 0.02776 662 356 217 89
28 Let me call you back. I’m about to land. 1.5943 0.01179 3461 1819 1227 415
29 Hey, I lasted longer than most of Trump’s appointees! 1.5905 0.01317 3155 1774 899 482
30 I dunno. He didn't seem to like it when I put the coins in. 1.5904 0.01380 2932 1665 803 464
31 no, no...i’m getting bucked... with a ‘b’ 1.5667 0.01323 2961 1686 872 403
32 Let me call you back. I'm just about to land. 1.5638 0.01190 3416 1896 1114 406
33 Whoa! The buck stops here! 1.5550 0.01288 3139 1827 882 430
34 I may lose you in a second. 1.5537 0.01908 1286 716 428 142
35 I’m just leaving filly but I’ll call you when I’m on the ground. 1.5519 0.01369 2613 1487 810 316
36 Whatever amount I can get without a physical. 1.5496 0.01356 2562 1440 836 286
37 This isn't even the horse I rode in on! 1.5494 0.02554 799 469 221 109
38 My hiccups are gone! 1.5416 0.01701 1730 1011 501 218
39 No, YOU get off your high horse! 1.5411 0.01473 2373 1405 652 316
40 Oh, just test-driving a new Bronco. 1.5315 0.01518 1983 1135 642 206
41 Hold on, I think I just heard a discouraging word." 1.5310 0.01545 2049 1207 596 246
42 I found where the buck stops! 1.5279 0.01547 2025 1194 593 238
43 You're kidding! You wanted me to get a scallion? 1.5277 0.01684 1785 1072 484 229
44 It's frickin' WYOMING dude, and I can't believe I'm getting a signal! 1.5216 0.01713 1641 975 476 190
45 oh up and down - how is it going with you? 1.5196 0.02815 587 345 179 63
46 I'm calling regarding directions to your emergency room. 1.5184 0.01669 1709 1016 500 193
47 Like an i-Phone cowboy.... 1.5181 0.01824 1550 953 391 206
48 Honey, I found the perfect horse for your mother. 1.5178 0.02779 701 440 159 102
49 I'm about to break up - I'll call you back 1.5165 0.01708 1665 1001 468 196
50 Landing soon — call you when I’m on the ground. 1.5151 0.01650 1652 966 521 165
51 Siri, closest orthopedist. 1.5125 0.01701 1563 920 485 158
52 I’ve fallen and I can’t giddyup 1.5052 0.02010 1247 775 314 158
53 I think he must have heard a discouraging word. 1.5012 0.01964 1219 742 343 134
54 No, I do not have a pre-existing condition. 1.4985 0.01889 1292 784 372 136
55 Hello... No, I CAN'T hold on! 1.4984 0.01925 1250 760 357 133
56 I think I'm about to lose my signal. 1.4964 0.01869 1249 745 388 116
57 LIMERICK: Once a fella named Hyden...While sittin on a horse that was glidin...He was thrown from the roan...While usin his phone...A classic case, distracted ridin. 1.4912 0.02137 1132 727 254 151
58 Oh, nothin' much. Makin' a fast buck. You? 1.4903 0.01896 1181 705 373 103
59 Got to go now ! I'll call when I land ! 1.4902 0.01908 1177 705 367 105
60 No, I can talk. How's my favorite client? 1.4897 0.02019 1160 721 310 129
61 Quick and importante question: is Obamacare still a thing? 1.4892 0.02046 1116 691 304 121
62 This is DEFINITELY not Buttercup !!! 1.4884 0.02138 1116 716 255 145
63 No, no, no, I said I was totally BUCKED! 1.4869 0.02081 1105 693 286 126
64 If you’re hurtling through the air having been bucked from your horse and haven’t yet hit the ground, press 1. 1.4863 0.02199 987 619 256 112
65 No, I'm pleased! I was just thrown off because I didn't expect your call. 1.4850 0.02055 1070 659 303 108
66 I might lose you here in a second. 1.4820 0.02069 1029 631 300 98
67 Guess what, Mom. I made pardner. 1.4815 0.02217 920 570 257 93
68 Who put the rattlesnake ring tone on my phone?! 1.4801 0.02204 981 621 249 111
69 Sorry, I'm about to hit the road. 1.4773 0.02188 970 611 255 104
70 I don’t know when I’ll be home, honey. My life coach told me to keep getting back on the horse until I have self-esteem or a spinal injury. 1.4768 0.02200 948 595 254 99
71 I should have asked Rudy. He knows how to stay close to a horse’s ass. 1.4765 0.02356 938 618 193 127
72 I love this cowboy life. The open skies, the wind in my hair, the ground rushing toward my face. 1.4756 0.02220 921 577 250 94
73 I'll get back to you as soon as I land. 1.4752 0.02089 949 576 295 78
74 I'm wondering if you have any appointments available this afternoon 1.4702 0.02204 889 552 256 81
75 Doing great! Finally getting the big bucks! 1.4678 0.02296 870 554 225 91
76 Hold on. I'm about to lose you. 1.4655 0.02223 855 531 250 74
77 I’m thinking this could be my big break.” 1.4642 0.02362 825 529 209 87
78 No, I can't just hang on. 1.4635 0.02330 822 522 219 81
79 Well,if it isn't one bucking thing after another! 1.4633 0.02267 818 509 239 70
80 I'll call you back as soon as I've landed. 1.4631 0.02236 827 512 247 68
81 You’ll be glad to hear I’m finally off my high horse. 1.4631 0.02268 786 483 242 61
82 Gotta go, sweetie. I'll call you from the ER. 1.4610 0.02295 807 506 230 71
83 Hey, it's me - can I still change my vote on Medicare? 1.4602 0.02457 767 496 189 82
84 How quickly can you sign me up for your most comprehensive health care plan? 1.4597 0.02368 794 507 209 78
85 Oh yes—sure we can do brunch! How does Monday at Mount Sinai work for you? 1.4589 0.02418 730 460 205 65
86 Larry?! I musta butt-dialed you! 1.4585 0.02426 783 507 193 83
87 I’ll have to call you back, my ride is dropping me off. 1.4581 0.02433 740 471 199 70
88 I'll soon find out where the buck stops. 1.4574 0.02349 774 489 216 69
89 I'm rethinking my bucket list. 1.4571 0.02379 770 490 208 72
90 OK, I tried the whispering thing but it's not working. 1.4547 0.02372 750 474 211 65
91 I'll call you from the hospital. 1.4521 0.02486 730 474 182 74
92 Yahoo! I lasted longer than Scaramucci! 1.4519 0.02587 697 458 163 76
93 Siri, break my fall. 1.4512 0.02560 707 464 167 76
94 “Sorry, I have to take this fall.” 1.4505 0.02415 717 455 201 61
95 The Mercedes is in the garage. I took the Bronco. 1.4497 0.02570 676 439 170 67
96 Uber sent me a Mustang. 1.4460 0.02532 657 421 179 57
97 Guess who just got off his high horse. 1.4439 0.02577 660 430 167 63
98 This IS in fact my first rodeo. 1.4431 0.02686 650 434 144 72
99 Yes honey, I did get back on the horse. 1.4425 0.02539 644 413 177 54
100 It’s OK. I’m not driving. 1.4424 0.02621 651 428 158 65
101 Whispering didn't work. Any more bright ideas? 1.4417 0.02786 532 341 147 44
102 Hey, guess what? I'm going to finally meet my health insurance deductible this year! 1.4417 0.02522 643 411 180 52
103 Gotta go. I'll call you when I land. 1.4403 0.02541 636 408 176 52
104 That's right, no pre-existing condition. 1.4397 0.02597 630 409 165 56
105 Of course I'm not texting while driving; I'm not an idiot! 1.4384 0.02736 625 420 136 69
106 Check Instagram in 5 seconds. 1.4383 0.02512 632 403 181 48
107 I'm at the office. Why do you ask? 1.4370 0.02581 611 393 169 49
108 Delete 'stable genius' from my profile! 1.4368 0.02709 609 404 144 61
109 Alexa, bring me a first aid kit. 1.4361 0.02903 477 306 134 37
110 Actually this IS my first rodeo. 1.4359 0.02684 601 395 150 56
111 I'd be happy to hold on. 1.4343 0.02555 594 378 174 42
112 He get's very upset when I take calls while riding. 1.4334 0.02688 593 390 149 54
113 I’d love to talk some more, but I’ve got 911 on hold. 1.4332 0.02674 584 381 153 50
114 Give me a sec. I’m just getting dropped off my Uber now. 1.4306 0.02654 576 374 156 46
115 I'll be landing shortly. 1.4306 0.02665 576 375 154 47
116 No, I really can't hold. 1.4303 0.02729 567 373 144 50
117 He found out I voted for Trump 1.4303 0.02948 567 393 104 70
118 To restart your jump press 1, for a lower hurdle press 2, to speak with an instructor press 3, and for an ambulance press 4. 1.4301 0.02666 579 378 153 48
119 It’s more dignifying, stable and safer than my last job at the White House. 1.4278 0.02862 561 381 120 60
120 Hang on, I'm about to break up. 1.4260 0.02761 547 361 139 47
121 Hold on - I may be going into a dead zone. 1.4260 0.02774 547 362 137 48
122 Look, I’ll have to call you back. I’m about to go into a dead zone. 1.4251 0.02721 541 353 146 42
123 I’ll have to call you back after I land. 1.4246 0.02759 544 359 139 46
124 This is WAY better than the branding seminar. 1.4240 0.02812 533 354 132 47
125 Can I call you back? I'm training for my new job with the Trump administration. 1.4234 0.02914 529 359 116 54
126 You know me. Still just horsing around. 1.4234 0.02723 529 344 146 39
127 Yeah, and then I told him, "the only way I'd vote Trump is if I had a head injury!" 1.4221 0.02913 526 357 116 53
128 Beam me up Scotty. Now! 1.4212 0.02847 520 347 127 46
129 Can you hold for a second, I’ve got to take an important fall. 1.4207 0.02809 523 347 132 44
130 So then I go and look this darn gift horse right in the mouth. 1.4193 0.02812 508 335 133 40
131 I should never have taken this gallup poll! 1.4190 0.02888 506 339 122 45
132 I'm kind of up in the air right now. I'll get back to you. 1.4188 0.02855 511 341 126 44
133 I'm going to need an ambulance in 0.8 seconds. 1.4188 0.02841 511 340 128 43
134 no, no, no, with a B! 1.4185 0.02916 509 344 117 48
135 Siri, where's the nearest hospital? 1.4183 0.02835 502 332 130 40
136 Can I get back to you? I’m sorta between a bronc and a hard place. 1.4163 0.03076 502 351 93 58
137 No, relax dear! I said I'm getting bucked. 1.4163 0.02998 502 345 105 52
138 Can’t talk now, I’m taking off. 1.4162 0.02760 495 322 140 33
139 No, NOT metaphorically speaking! 1.4144 0.02931 485 326 117 42
140 I'm flying at the moment. I'll call you back when I land. 1.4137 0.02889 481 320 123 38
141 No honey, I said he's bucking me. 1.4132 0.03007 484 331 106 47
142 Hi Honey! Just wanted to thank you for sending me to the Dude Ranch. Tell the kids I loved them. 1.4114 0.03007 474 323 107 44
143 Siri, what's another word for woa? 1.4110 0.02910 472 315 120 37
144 Hold on, I gotta go hands-free for a second... 1.4101 0.02874 473 314 124 35
145 It’s fine. I have a screen protector. 1.4083 0.03018 458 311 107 40
146 I may have bought the wrong kind of mustang for my midlife crisis. 1.4083 0.02889 458 303 123 32
147 Yes I'm riding! A lot of people tell me i'm the best rider ever. It's a great ride. 1.4079 0.03106 456 315 96 45
148 Everything's fine, Mom! 1.4067 0.03006 450 304 109 37
149 I just got up in the air, I call you when I land. 1.4066 0.02934 455 304 117 34
150 No,I said hang on a second I have to take this fall 1.4062 0.03024 453 308 106 39
151 I have a few balls in the air right now 1.4054 0.03034 444 301 106 37
152 Siri -- call 911 1.4044 0.03102 450 311 96 43
153 I'll call you back as soon I land. 1.4044 0.02887 450 298 122 30
154 I'm just horsing around. And you? 1.4032 0.03005 439 296 109 34
155 Even horses find Millenials annoying. 1.4029 0.03216 412 284 90 38
156 Yeah, and the skies have been cloudy all day! 1.4014 0.03174 426 295 91 40
157 Yup, hands free! 1.4009 0.03088 429 293 100 36
158 I've got to go; some clown is headed over here to talk to me. 1.4009 0.03157 429 297 92 40
159 No, I'm hands-free! 1.4009 0.02906 429 283 120 26
160 Glad you called, I'd actually love to talk about life insurance. 1.4009 0.03131 434 300 94 40
161 Gosh, I'm sorry - I must have butt-dialed you. 1.4000 0.03134 430 297 94 39
162 I think I'm changing carriers. 1.3995 0.03216 418 291 87 40
163 Babe, it's my first time to last eight seconds." 1.3981 0.03130 417 286 96 35
164 I DID get right back on again, you idiot! Tell the damn horse next time! 1.3981 0.03055 417 282 104 31
165 Hang on, I'm just about to land. 1.3976 0.02866 420 275 123 22
166 No YOU hang up first! 1.3976 0.03177 415 287 91 37
167 No, Mom, always have time to talk to you 1.3971 0.03075 413 280 102 31
168 I'll be fine. It's not my first rodeo,Bill. 1.3966 0.03161 411 283 93 35
169 After a stint at the White House, Sean opted for a less tumultuous occupation. 1.3961 0.03171 409 282 92 35
170 Hey, Bob! Glad I caught you! Can you swing by and pick me up in about two seconds? 1.3951 0.03036 405 272 106 27
171 Yes, Mr. President, I've just been preparing for my new cabinet position. 1.3951 0.03306 405 286 78 41
172 It was a spur of the moment decision. 1.3945 0.03005 403 269 109 25
173 That was the moment Doug realized he had to choose between bronco busting and telemarketing. 1.3940 0.03176 401 276 92 33
174 Don’t be silly, Mom. I would NEVER text while driving! 1.3940 0.03215 401 278 88 35
175 ' No, no; I said I'm getting BUCKED!" 1.3940 0.03272 401 281 82 38
176 Honey, we are about to meet our deductible! 1.3940 0.03055 401 270 104 27
177 I need to go, I'm about to land. 1.3940 0.03272 401 281 82 38
178 Hi, I would like to place an order for pick up. 1.3935 0.03206 399 276 89 34
179 Yeah I can hold but not for long. 1.3929 0.03117 397 270 98 29
180 I'll call you back. We're about to land. 1.3929 0.03075 397 268 102 27
181 No...This IS my first rodeo! 1.3924 0.03228 395 274 87 34
182 Of course I’m not driving! 1.3919 0.03117 393 267 98 28
183 Oh, nothing... You? 1.3919 0.03259 393 274 84 35
184 I'll have to get back to you, right now I'm up in the air. 1.3919 0.03158 393 269 94 30
185 Not much, just horsing around. You? 1.3913 0.03271 391 273 83 35
186 I have to hang up. I'm about to land. 1.3911 0.03095 381 256 101 24
187 Alexa- get me a FORD Mustang! 1.3907 0.03242 389 270 86 33
188 People are gonna love this: it completely takes your mind off the President! 1.3902 0.03191 387 266 91 30
189 Hilarious! She actually said technology’s making us oblivious to the world around us? Hey, hold on a sec, I got another call coming in... 1.3900 0.03293 359 246 86 27
190 Well, it's a lot like my divorce, but this time I'm getting bucked. 1.3897 0.03255 390 272 84 34
191 I've gotten six likes on my video already! 1.3890 0.03149 383 261 95 27
192 Hey Siri, call 911 1.3880 0.03331 384 271 77 36
193 No. No pre-existing conditions. 1.3861 0.03066 373 250 102 21
194 I said hell yeah I want the one named Widomak-- 1.3855 0.03412 358 252 74 32
195 Still beats Spirit Airlines. 1.3854 0.03370 371 262 75 34
196 Daddy can't talk, sweetie. He's still in the air. 1.3854 0.03192 371 254 91 26
197 No,no, I said I'm having a "bucking" good time. 1.3848 0.03339 369 259 78 32
198 Sure I've got a second to chat. Well, maybe less. 1.3848 0.03062 369 247 102 20
199 Can I call you back? I'm falling off a horse right now. 1.3842 0.03395 367 260 73 34
200 Wow Sal, I bet I get a million likes from this... 1.3842 0.03284 367 255 83 29
201 Imagine FaceTime meets Google Earth... 1.3842 0.03439 367 262 69 36
202 No Siri, not help with a divorce, horse. How do you ride a horse." 1.3836 0.03408 365 259 72 34
203 No, everything's great here. It's been a breeze since I left the White House. 1.3836 0.03408 365 259 72 34
204 No...I said I’m BUCKED! But now that you mentioned it.... 1.3836 0.03430 365 260 70 35
205 I said . . . I just got BUCKED, dear. 1.3836 0.03452 365 261 68 36
206 Hold on a sec, I gotta take this fall. 1.3836 0.03179 365 249 92 24
207 Hey, hon. Can you pick up some milk and a neck brace on the way home? 1.3836 0.03296 365 254 82 29
208 Well, I guess the buck stops here. 1.3836 0.03250 365 252 86 27
209 Let me call you back,I'm just landing. 1.3829 0.03285 363 252 83 28
210 So I sez “Why the long face?” 1.3829 0.03376 363 256 75 32
211 I’m on my way down right now. 1.3823 0.03320 361 252 80 29
212 The Bronco that's parked behind the house? That makes more sense. 1.3820 0.03329 356 248 80 28
213 I'd like to report rodeo rage. 1.3816 0.03140 359 243 95 21
214 Well, I tried to plug in the phone to charge it and he just went nuts! 1.3816 0.03536 359 260 61 38
215 I'm going to lose you, my carrier just dropped me. 1.3810 0.03392 357 252 74 31
216 Oops! I must have buck dialed you! 1.3810 0.03460 357 255 68 34
217 I’d like to return a horse 1.3803 0.03212 355 243 89 23
218 I'll call you back. I'm breaking up. 1.3796 0.03273 353 244 84 25
219 Hello, Emergency room? I'm calling to make a reservation . . . 1.3796 0.03346 353 247 78 28
220 My ride's just dropping me off now... I'll be right down. 1.3796 0.03273 353 244 84 25
221 Honey, remember that fortune cookie that promised a lucky break for me? 1.3789 0.03383 351 247 75 29
222 Quick, sign me up for the platinum health plan. 1.3789 0.03501 351 252 65 34
223 Are you kidding? Wild horses couldn’t keep me away?” 1.3789 0.03335 351 245 79 27
224 No; it's not THAT bad. I said I just got BUCKED. 1.3789 0.03431 351 249 71 31
225 Me? Training to be press secretary? You? 1.3782 0.03585 349 254 58 37
226 Hello, 911? I'm going to need an ambulance. 1.3782 0.03273 349 241 84 24
227 Siri, find orthopedic surgeons near me. 1.3782 0.03222 349 239 88 22
228 Hey, Siri. How do you ride a bucking bronco? 1.3775 0.03310 347 241 81 25
229 Hon, my phone is about to die. 1.3775 0.03409 347 245 73 29
230 I need to get off now. Bye! 1.3775 0.03385 347 244 75 28
231 Hi! I'm gonna need a wheel chair, back brace and a pair of Depends in about three seconds. 1.3768 0.03167 345 234 92 19
232 So you recommend two hands on the reins? 1.3768 0.03140 345 233 94 18
233 It's been a wild ride, but I find myself going in a different direction. 1.3768 0.03246 345 237 86 22
234 Hello, 9-1-1? I'm going to need an ambulance in about 3... 2... 1.3761 0.03386 343 241 75 27
235 It's the journey, not the destination! 1.3761 0.03178 343 233 91 19
236 He probably thought I said "Buck!" 1.3754 0.03424 341 241 72 28
237 No, I can't hold. 1.3754 0.03243 341 234 86 21
238 No! No! No! I said I just got bucked! 1.3754 0.03449 341 242 70 29
239 I should go. I'll be landing soon. 1.3754 0.03348 341 238 78 25
240 No, it's billed as actual reality. Whatever that is. 1.3746 0.03335 339 236 79 24
241 If you're looking for an experienced fall guy, I'm your man. 1.3746 0.03412 339 239 73 27
242 Hold on---I'm losing my connection . 1.3746 0.03308 339 235 81 23
243 I’ll call you back, I’m about to break up. 1.3746 0.03335 339 236 79 24
244 Gotta run now. I'll text you when I get to the ER. 1.3746 0.03438 339 240 71 28
245 Daddy can’t talk right now, sweetie. Can you call Mommy? 1.3746 0.03228 339 232 87 20
246 I guess the buck does stop here. 1.3746 0.03228 339 232 87 20
247 Falling off a horse is easy. It's the landing I'm worried about. 1.3743 0.03262 342 236 84 22
248 Hey, can I call you back when I regain consciousness? 1.3739 0.03240 337 231 86 20
249 I must've butt dialed! 1.3739 0.03426 337 238 72 27
250 Best selfie ever! 1.3724 0.03347 333 232 78 23
251 My therapist says it’s an unconscious desire to relive my days in the administration. 1.3724 0.03453 333 236 70 27
252 No, it's the other way around: I'm on the horse's bucket list. 1.3692 0.03400 325 228 74 23
253 You were right, he hates the name Horsey McHorseFace! 1.3677 0.03702 291 208 59 24
254 I finally get to work in a stable environment! 1.3676 0.03369 321 224 76 21
255 Well ,I am falling to my death. How are you doing ? 1.3671 0.03606 316 228 60 28
256 Gotta go. No more minutes left. 1.3668 0.03383 319 223 75 21
257 Hold on, I’m about to become a meme. 1.3666 0.03442 311 218 72 21
258 Can I call you back? I’m about to break up. 1.3662 0.03630 284 200 64 20
259 Thanks so much for booking this - super authentic! 1.3659 0.03396 317 222 74 21
260 Ok honey I'm finally getting off my high horse! 1.3656 0.03626 320 233 57 30
261 Well, it was only a MID-life crisis about five seconds ago. 1.3654 0.03608 312 225 60 27
262 Let me call you back. About to have some downtime. 1.3651 0.03410 315 221 73 21
263 Ok, I got back on the horse that threw me.” 1.3648 0.03329 318 221 78 19
264 Can you meet me at the hospital? I'm on my way there now. 1.3642 0.03483 313 222 68 23
265 Yay...I'm getting the handicapped spot at the office! 1.3639 0.03542 294 207 67 20
266 Let me call you back when I land. 1.3639 0.03311 316 219 79 18
267 I'd like that life insurance policy to be effective immediately, thanks. 1.3633 0.03468 311 220 69 22
268 Hang on. I'm just landing. 1.3633 0.03438 311 219 71 21
269 NO, I said I just got bucked! 1.3633 0.03438 311 219 71 21
270 Oh, just the same old same old. You? 1.3633 0.03438 311 219 71 21
271 It’s on my calendar, but wild horses may keep me away. 1.3633 0.03527 311 222 65 24
272 He says neigh to your offer. 1.3633 0.03671 311 227 55 29
273 Hi, can we make this brief?" 1.3633 0.03283 311 214 81 16
274 No no — BUCKING Bronco — with a B! 1.3633 0.03407 311 218 73 20
275 Hold on a minute -- I need to take a selfie. 1.3627 0.03476 306 216 69 21
276 Funny you should say I sound "hoarse. 1.3627 0.03413 306 214 73 19
277 No, honey, I said I'm getting 'Bucked.' 1.3625 0.03572 309 222 62 25
278 No, no, I said bucking, dear. 1.3625 0.03482 309 219 68 22
279 Can you speak up? I'm in a mid-life crisis. 1.3618 0.03459 304 214 70 20
280 Hello, Mattress King? How fast can you deliver? 1.3618 0.03582 304 218 62 24
281 I have to hang up, we're about to land. 1.3618 0.03363 304 211 76 17
282 Nothing throws me since I discovered Zoloft. 1.3609 0.03567 302 216 63 23
283 He's a stable genius. 1.3609 0.03628 302 218 59 25
284 My mom always said I should get a stable job. 1.3609 0.03244 302 206 83 13
285 This reminds me of the time I got on my wife and called her another woman's name. 1.3609 0.03718 302 221 53 28
286 My plans are a bit up in the air right now. 1.3600 0.03582 300 215 62 23
287 Gotta go, I'm about to land 1.3600 0.03644 300 217 58 25
288 I’ll call you when I land. 1.3600 0.03358 300 208 76 16
289 Oh, just breaking in my new mustang ... and you? 1.3597 0.03526 303 216 65 22
290 Honey, I'm still on the wagon, it's the horse I fell off, the horse . 1.3591 0.03470 298 210 69 19
291 Can I call you right back in a couple months? 1.3591 0.03567 298 213 63 22
292 One sec. I'm about to enter a dead zone. 1.3591 0.03470 298 210 69 19
293 I think I need to switch carriers. 1.3591 0.03598 298 214 61 23
294 I’ve changed my mind, I do believe in coverage for pre-existing conditions. 1.3591 0.03503 298 211 67 20
295 Yes. This is a good time to talk about my health provider. 1.3591 0.03629 298 215 59 24
296 Sorry, I can't talk right now. Why don't you call back when I'm home from the hospital? 1.3581 0.03582 296 212 62 22
297 No, I have no pre-existing conditions! 1.3581 0.03614 296 213 60 23
298 It'll hurt, but I'll finally meet my deductible. 1.3571 0.03725 294 215 53 26
299 Thanks for suggesting the gunshot ringtone. 1.3564 0.03706 289 210 55 24
300 And then I said...over my dead body" 1.3564 0.03640 289 208 59 22
301 Getting back on the saddle after falling off a horse sounded easier in my shrink’s office. 1.3562 0.03614 292 210 60 22
302 You know what they say - never a horse that couldn't be rode, never an actuary that couldn't be throwed. 1.3559 0.03555 295 211 63 21
303 Siri, where is the closest emergency room? 1.3552 0.03597 290 208 61 21
304 I'm talking big bucks, Jenkins, truly big bucks. 1.3552 0.03461 290 204 69 17
305 The new job sounds great. How are the medical benefits? 1.3552 0.03392 290 202 73 15
306 What? Nothing. Just horsing around. 1.3552 0.03530 290 206 65 19
307 Oh, you know...same old, same old. 1.3552 0.03563 290 207 63 20
308 Oh, you know, just getting the big bucks! 1.3537 0.03394 294 206 72 16
309 Technically, I also have a self-driving vehicle. 1.3537 0.03495 294 209 66 19
310 Got to go. I'll call you as soon as I land." 1.3537 0.03254 294 202 80 12
311 Yeah,well,things are up in the air right now. 1.3531 0.03526 286 203 65 18
312 My plans are currently up in the air. 1.3531 0.03526 286 203 65 18
313 Wait a second, I have to get a selfie. 1.3531 0.03456 286 201 69 16
314 I'm fucked, how are you? 1.3531 0.03794 286 211 49 26
315 Hold on, I have to take this fall. 1.3523 0.03673 281 203 57 21
316 No, I'm laughing because the cartoon artist drew me as if I was jumping from the fence over the horse -- clearly not familiar with the physics of getting thrown off a horse! 1.3523 0.03707 281 204 55 22
317 I've just been thrown from a horse and you want me to press One for more options?? 1.3523 0.03531 281 199 65 17
318 "Yippee ki...uh-oh!" 1.3521 0.03541 284 202 64 18
319 OK Google. Orthopedic ... 1.3521 0.03713 284 207 54 23
320 How about now? Can you hear me now? 1.3513 0.03473 279 196 68 15
321 Things are a little up in the air right now. 1.3513 0.03510 279 197 66 16
322 I’ll call you later. Things are kind of up in the air. 1.3511 0.03412 282 197 71 14
323 Hold on, I'm about to land 1.3511 0.03521 282 200 65 17
324 So then my therapist tells me I should really unplug and get back to nature, and I’m like... 1.3511 0.03662 282 204 57 21
325 I’m talkin’ BIG bucks, Harold! 1.3511 0.03521 282 200 65 17
326 I'll have to get back you on that, I'm kinda up in the air right now. 1.3511 0.03337 282 195 75 12
327 Sorry, I gotta hang up and hit the road. 1.3509 0.03531 285 203 64 18
328 I will be landing shortly, may I call you back 1.3509 0.03460 285 201 68 16
329 What do you mean they only commissioned you to draw the one panel? 1.3502 0.03707 277 201 55 21
330 I lasted longer than Scaramucci! 1.3502 0.03707 277 201 55 21
331 Finally, Reception! 1.3502 0.03635 277 199 59 19
332 Yes Doctor, I can feel a sort of Un-bridled happiness these days. 1.3502 0.03707 277 201 55 21
333 Either get off the damn phone or get off me! 1.3502 0.03845 277 205 47 25
334 And then the bartender says, "Why the long face?" 1.3496 0.03738 266 192 55 19
335 Yep Jim, I’m looking at the presentation right now. 1.3491 0.03578 275 196 62 17
336 Hold on, I've got to take this fall. 1.3491 0.03615 275 197 60 18
337 No... I am not calling from my car... I'm smarter than that! 1.3491 0.03615 275 197 60 18
338 He wouldn't start, so I put a quarter in his slot. 1.3491 0.03615 275 197 60 18
339 Same old, same old. How about you? 1.3491 0.03759 275 201 52 22
340 Yup, back in the sad... 1.3491 0.03688 275 199 56 20
341 Honey, I just finished my buck-it list! 1.3491 0.03578 275 196 62 17
342 It's great. I've really learned to let go out here. 1.3491 0.03427 275 192 70 13
343 No, I said ‘Buck Off!’ 1.3491 0.03541 275 195 64 16
344 Of course I can talk about our relationship Wild horses couldn’t drag me away 1.3491 0.03688 275 199 56 20
345 I'm working on my buck-it list. 1.3491 0.03541 275 195 64 16
346 Oh hi, Honey. Can I call you back after I land? 1.3491 0.03615 275 197 60 18
347 Honey, I am about to land - see you soon. 1.3480 0.03519 273 193 65 15
348 Let me get back to you. I'm up in the air right now. 1.3480 0.03741 273 199 53 21
349 Huh. Guess who's ticklish? 1.3480 0.03632 273 196 59 18
350 No, seriously! I'm multitasking right now! 1.3480 0.03632 273 196 59 18
351 Have you tried unplugging and plugging it back in? 1.3480 0.03594 273 195 61 17
352 Well, the joke’s on them. I didn’t sign the liability form! 1.3480 0.03705 273 198 55 20
353 Things are a little up in the air now 1.3469 0.03573 271 193 62 16
354 I'll call back, maybe. 1.3457 0.03777 269 197 51 21
355 Can you pick me up? 1.3457 0.03665 269 194 57 18
356 It’s no Uber, but it only costs a buck. 1.3457 0.03665 269 194 57 18
357 This will blow goat yoga out of the water! 1.3447 0.03788 264 193 51 20
358 ...don't get on what? 1.3444 0.03578 270 193 61 16
359 The Horse and the Ass. 1.3435 0.03650 262 188 58 16
360 Sounds like the coverage plan for me. Any wiggle room on the pre-existing conditions clause? 1.3434 0.03700 265 192 55 18
361 This isn't what you meant by, 'get off your high horse'? 1.3434 0.03814 265 195 49 21
362 I must’ve put the quarter in the wrong slot! 1.3434 0.03582 265 189 61 15
363 You'll never believe it: our energy drinks work on horses, too! 1.3434 0.03700 265 192 55 18
364 Of course I'm using "hands free"! 1.3434 0.03814 265 195 49 21
365 Are you sure I should get right back on? I was thinking more about an ambulance. 1.3434 0.03661 265 191 57 17
366 When you said that, it really threw me off. 1.3434 0.03700 265 192 55 18
367 Great! I'll call you as soon as I touch down. 1.3434 0.03582 265 189 61 15
368 Who says men can't multitask ? 1.3434 0.03851 265 196 47 22
369 OK, fine, got it. Now step two- Hold on to what?? 1.3423 0.03747 260 189 53 18
370 What’s up? Funny you should ask. 1.3422 0.03557 263 187 62 14
371 Why yes, this IS my first rodeo. 1.3422 0.03717 263 191 54 18
372 ... with pepperoni. 1.3422 0.03598 263 188 60 15
373 Sorry! I accidentally buck called you! 1.3422 0.03981 263 198 40 25
374 I think this strikes the right note of middle aged whimsy. 1.3422 0.03678 263 190 56 17
375 Hey, honey. I'm still in the air. I'll let you know when I on the ground 1.3422 0.03717 263 191 54 18
376 Help! I’m about to fall and almost certainly will be unable to get up. 1.3411 0.03684 258 186 56 16
377 Can you get this onto YouTube before I hit the ground? 1.3411 0.03684 258 186 56 16
378 Sorry, I can't hold. 1.3411 0.03559 258 183 62 13
379 I watched a "how to" video on YouTube, so I'm pretty sure I'm okay. 1.3411 0.03684 258 186 56 16
380 You know me, just horsing around! 1.3411 0.03516 258 182 64 12
381 I’ll call you back as soon as we land. 1.3411 0.03643 258 185 58 15
382 You mean I don't have cancer....that's great news! 1.3411 0.03765 258 188 52 18
383 Obviously, the buck does not stop here. 1.3410 0.03851 261 193 47 21
384 Yes, this is he. 1.3410 0.03655 261 188 57 16
385 Text and drive? What kind of bozo do you think I am? 1.3410 0.03813 261 192 49 20
386 I told him he's not going out to stud after all. 1.3410 0.03655 261 188 57 16
387 It looked a lot easier on Urban Cowboy... 1.3410 0.03695 261 189 55 17
388 I'll take this any day of the week over a cabinet post. 1.3410 0.03614 261 187 59 15
389 No, this is a good time. What's up? 1.3410 0.03735 261 190 53 18
390 So, I told the guy, who needs health insurance? 1.3403 0.03705 238 169 57 12
391 And I said, "How tough can it be? I've seen Urban Cowboy THREE times..!!" 1.3398 0.03660 256 184 57 15
392 Honey, I quit my job, dropped some acid, and went to the cowboy bar... Honey? 1.3398 0.04019 256 193 39 24
393 So I said to the Genie, "Turn my wife into a horse I can ride." 1.3398 0.03903 256 190 45 21
394 Actually, I can't hold. 1.3398 0.03863 256 189 47 20
395 Then after lunch we went horseba..... 1.3398 0.03701 256 185 55 16
396 Sorry, I was on mute. Can everyone hear me shriek in fear now? 1.3398 0.03823 256 188 49 19
397 Hold on, I might be entering a dead zone. 1.3398 0.03701 256 185 55 16
398 That had better not be a discouraging word I'm hearin'. 1.3398 0.03863 256 189 47 20
399 No, I said it was a BUCKING bronco! 1.3398 0.03701 256 185 55 16
400 Wow! I didn't think I could get a signal out here! 1.3398 0.03444 256 179 67 10
401 Jim's unique approach to 'work hard, play hard' was about to reach a hard conclusion. 1.3398 0.03660 256 184 57 15
402 This ain't my first ro.... Alright, you got me, it is my first rodeo. 1.3391 0.03947 233 170 47 16
403 I'm sorry. I must've buck dialed you. 1.3386 0.03843 254 187 48 19
404 Alright, I might lose you here in a second 1.3386 0.03548 254 180 62 12
405 Yep, we'll do anything to get into the New Yorker Magazine! 1.3386 0.03802 254 186 50 18
406 Hey, glad I got ya. Second thought I will take that major medical insurance upgrade. 1.3386 0.03677 254 183 56 15
407 Let's talk later. I'm about to hit the hay. 1.3386 0.03677 254 183 56 15
408 Yes, dear. I'm off to a flying start. 1.3373 0.03608 252 180 59 13
409 So you say get right back on? 1.3373 0.03651 252 181 57 14
410 I knew I shouldn’t text and ride. 1.3373 0.03519 252 178 63 11
411 Did I catch you at a bad time? 1.3373 0.03651 252 181 57 14
412 Apparently Dusty hates my ringtone. 1.3373 0.03862 252 186 47 19
413 It's WAY more exciting than the brochure. 1.3373 0.03737 252 183 53 16
414 Can you hear me now? 1.3373 0.03779 252 184 51 17
415 No, I said I'm seriously bucked. 1.3373 0.03902 252 187 45 20
416 Honey, I bought the farm! 1.3373 0.03694 252 182 55 15
417 No, go ahead, I can talk 1.3347 0.03686 248 179 55 14
418 I think I might be breaking up soon 1.3347 0.03868 251 186 46 19
419 It’s easier than working at the White House. 1.3347 0.03868 251 186 46 19
420 Hi! Sorry, i must have saddle dialed you! 1.3347 0.03742 251 183 52 16
421 I said I'd call you back in eight seconds! 1.3347 0.03523 251 178 62 11
422 Ha Ha! The joys of getting the big bucks. 1.3347 0.03700 251 182 54 15
423 How soon can you deliver that mattress? 1.3347 0.03700 251 182 54 15
424 Everything is up in the air right now. 1.3347 0.03700 251 182 54 15
425 No, YOU hold yer horses! 1.3347 0.03700 251 182 54 15
426 I'll text you when I land. 1.3347 0.03785 251 184 50 17
427 Actually no, I can't hold on for a second. 1.3347 0.03700 251 182 54 15
428 Same old rodeo. How about you? 1.3347 0.03785 251 184 50 17
429 OK, Make it quick. I only have eight seconds. 1.3347 0.03656 251 181 56 14
430 Can't talk now, Babe - call you as soon as I land. 1.3347 0.03523 251 178 62 11
431 I'll have to get back to you. My plans are a bit up in the air right now. 1.3347 0.03568 251 179 60 12
432 Nothing to it. Just like falling off a bike. 1.3347 0.03742 251 183 52 16
433 I'll have to call you back. I'm about to hit pay dirt. 1.3347 0.03478 251 177 64 10
434 Hello Monica, you're right. It is surprisingly easy to fall off a horse. 1.3333 0.03644 252 182 56 14
435 Jerry was quite pleased he lasted as long as he did on the bronc known simply as "the Donald". 1.3333 0.03963 246 184 42 20
436 Hey I’m about to land - can I call you back? 1.3333 0.03855 252 187 46 19
437 Not a problem. I am just landing. 1.3333 0.03420 252 177 66 9
438 Well, actually it's a lateral move. 1.3333 0.03824 243 178 49 16
439 Sorry, I only have a second. 1.3333 0.03772 252 185 50 17
440 I need to cancel on golf tomorrow... my back is about to go out. 1.3333 0.03687 252 183 54 15
441 I'll call you right back. We are about to land. 1.3333 0.03644 252 182 56 14
442 Hey man, I'll call you back when I land. 1.3333 0.03658 246 177 56 13
443 Gotta go...call you back when I land! 1.3333 0.03730 252 184 52 16
444 It's not like this is my first rodeo, Bob. 1.3333 0.03766 240 174 52 14
445 I'm kinda in the middle of something right now! 1.3333 0.03704 246 178 54 14
446 Hey Siri, what’s the best way to land from 15 hands high? 1.3320 0.03705 250 182 53 15
447 Well, I'm taking off now so I'll call you when I land, ok? 1.3320 0.03908 247 184 44 19
448 Ha ha, no! I said “buck” off! 1.3320 0.03735 247 180 52 15
449 You do? I'm head over heels too! 1.3320 0.03779 247 181 50 16
450 Hello, Uber? About this ride you sent me.... 1.3320 0.03865 247 183 46 18
451 Hello Aflac 1.3320 0.03766 244 178 51 15
452 If I get kicked off, I'll call you back 1.3320 0.03855 244 180 47 17
453 I am hands free 1.3320 0.03811 244 179 49 16
454 What are you driving these days? I've got a new Mustang. 1.3320 0.03721 244 177 53 14
455 Make it quick. I only have a second. 1.3320 0.03612 241 172 58 11
456 Actually, you called at a great time! 1.3320 0.03659 241 173 56 12
457 Who came up with this horse yoga idea? 1.3320 0.04062 241 182 38 21
458 Well, I guess I’d better get off now. 1.3320 0.03706 241 174 54 13
459 " Hold on a second until I land. 1.3320 0.03612 241 172 58 11
460 Siri, dial 911. 1.3320 0.03843 241 177 48 16
461 I'm falling and I can't hang up. 1.3320 0.03706 241 174 54 13
462 Brokeback Mountain. The Musical. 1.3320 0.03976 241 180 42 19
463 Wait a sec, I want to get a selfie of this. 1.3320 0.03706 241 174 54 13
464 I told him about a jackass I met at Mar el Lago. He misunderstood. 1.3320 0.03976 241 180 42 19
465 Guess what, doc? No more fear of falling! 1.3320 0.03515 241 170 62 9
466 . . . and they wanted me to wear one of those dorky riding helmets! 1.3320 0.03888 241 178 46 17
467 No, I can't hold on a minute. 1.3320 0.03843 241 177 48 16
468 Recalculating . . . 1.3320 0.03706 241 174 54 13
469 Call it a mid-life crisis if you like, but I love my mustang! 1.3320 0.03612 241 172 58 11
470 Look, I'm still up in the air on this. Can I call you back? 1.3320 0.03706 241 174 54 13
471 I’ll call you later from the hospital 1.3307 0.03902 251 188 43 20
472 Yes, the buck definitely stops here! 1.3306 0.03693 242 175 54 13
473 Just calling to make sure this is really a prerequisite for being a White House correspondent? 1.3305 0.03724 239 173 53 13
474 I've got to get off now. 1.3305 0.03677 239 172 55 12
475 This must be the Dude Ranch .I guess I should be next door at the Subdued Ranch . 1.3305 0.03953 239 178 43 18
476 Guess I should have called Uber 1.3305 0.03997 239 179 41 19
477 Got to go. I'm about to have Face Time with the ground.... 1.3305 0.03863 239 176 47 16
478 Sure, I'll hold. 1.3305 0.03771 239 174 51 14
479 Hello Ford? My new Mustang is riding a little rough. 1.3305 0.03724 239 173 53 13
480 Yes, I'd like to order a neck brace, crutches, and a hospital bed, please? 1.3305 0.03997 239 179 41 19
481 Can the doctor see me this afternoon? 1.3305 0.03863 239 176 47 16
482 Cremation! I’ve decided on cremation! 1.3305 0.03908 239 177 45 17
483 Is it posted on my Instagram yet?" 1.3305 0.03817 239 175 49 15
484 Up in the air for the moment. You? 1.3305 0.03677 239 172 55 12
485 Good news, honey, I just checked another one off my bucket list. 1.3305 0.03677 239 172 55 12
486 Siri Ambulance please! 1.3305 0.03863 239 176 47 16
487 You're breaking up and I think I may be too. 1.3305 0.03677 239 172 55 12
488 Gotta go honey, I’m about to hit the hay. 1.3305 0.03771 239 174 51 14
489 Sorry mister, but there is no such thing as a free ride. 1.3305 0.03771 239 174 51 14
490 Hold on. I think I' m going to be breaking up! 1.3291 0.03929 237 176 44 17
491 Nah, I'm good. The law only applies to distracted driving. 1.3291 0.03790 237 173 50 14
492 I'm down to my last buck. 1.3291 0.03837 237 174 48 15
493 Just called to say that I now agree. Whoever said "Get back on that horse" is an idiot. 1.3291 0.03742 237 172 52 13
494 I'm finally living life in the moment! Hold on. I have another call. 1.3291 0.03694 237 171 54 12
495 That's hilarious! Oh, hang on, I have to switch to hands-free. 1.3291 0.03742 237 172 52 13
496 Have to let you go; I'll soon be breaking up. 1.3291 0.03837 237 174 48 15
497 Guess I should have gotten the hands-free option. 1.3291 0.03596 237 169 58 10
498 I guess the buck stops here! 1.3291 0.03742 237 172 52 13
499 Yes ! This is my first rodeo ! 1.3291 0.03837 237 174 48 15
500 Yes, I want to complete my medical insurance application. 1.3291 0.03837 237 174 48 15
501 So she told ME that I was oblivious to my surroundings. Hilarious! 1.3269 0.04195 208 155 38 15
502 I’ll have to call you back. It’s been a wild ride. 1.3263 0.03699 236 171 53 12
503 You were right. This horse hates cell phone users. 1.3263 0.03795 236 173 49 14
504 I got the name for our new website...YAHOO.COM 1.3263 0.03935 236 176 43 17
505 Ha! Your phone message kinda threw me off! 1.3263 0.03650 236 170 55 11
506 Tell marketing I'm still up in the air about the rattlesnake ringtone. 1.3263 0.03935 236 176 43 17
507 Free up my calendar for the next ten months. 1.3263 0.03747 236 172 51 13
508 She doesn't like me to use the phone while I'm driving. 1.3263 0.03650 236 170 55 11
509 Seriously, this is the most in control I’ve felt in years 1.3263 0.03650 236 170 55 11
510 Honey, watch the video I am going to send you. And then call Dr. Shultz for me. 1.3263 0.03889 236 175 45 16
511 Yeah, the dude ranch is fun, honey. Yes, I'm being careful. 1.3262 0.03526 233 165 60 8
512 Hi, oh nothing much, how about you? 1.3248 0.03909 234 174 44 16
513 hi dear, i'm just about to hit the road....can i pick up something for dinner? 1.3248 0.03667 234 169 54 11
514 Nothing. Just horsin' around. 1.3248 0.03909 234 174 44 16
515 I have to hang up for landing. 1.3246 0.03781 228 166 50 12
516 It's not bad - almost the same as living under the current presidency. 1.3246 0.04028 228 171 40 17
517 Hi, Dad. Just calling to say you were right. If it ain't broke, don't try to fix it." 1.3246 0.03931 228 169 44 15
518 Hold on you say? 1.3246 0.04216 228 175 32 21
519 Great news honey! I think I'm almost over my mid-life crisis. 1.3246 0.03931 228 169 44 15
520 I said NEW factory! Not GLUE factory! 1.3246 0.03980 228 170 42 16
521 No darling, I've definitely learned my lesson; no more texting and driving! 1.3246 0.03729 228 165 52 11
522 Yeah, I'm free now. 1.3246 0.03832 228 167 48 13
523 Just horsing around. How about you? 1.3246 0.04028 228 171 40 17
524 Well, it is my first rodeo. 1.3246 0.03980 228 170 42 16
525 Honey! I finally got a signal! 1.3246 0.03980 228 170 42 16
526 No, this is not a good time!” 1.3233 0.03784 232 170 49 13
527 I may be late for dinner 1.3233 0.03529 232 165 59 8
528 Can you hang on a sec? I think I just took another picture of my ear. 1.3233 0.03735 232 169 51 12
529 No roaming charges? Really? 1.3233 0.03833 232 171 47 14
530 Hi Hon! The executive dude ranch is great. By the way, did you remember to pay health insurance premium this month 1.3233 0.03735 232 169 51 12
531 I'm really into buying experiences instead of stuff. 1.3233 0.03634 232 167 55 10
532 Technically it's my second, but it feels like my first. 1.3233 0.04160 232 178 33 21
533 Actually, now's a GREAT time to take your survey. 1.3233 0.03784 232 170 49 13
534 Woo hoo, lasted longer than Priebus! 1.3233 0.03833 232 171 47 14
535 Harvey? The results of the Galloping Poll just came in! 1.3233 0.03833 232 171 47 14
536 Can you hold on a sec? I have to take this fall. 1.3233 0.03735 232 169 51 12
537 I'll call you back from the emergency room! 1.3233 0.03784 232 170 49 13
538 How does your plan define a "pre-existing condition"? 1.3233 0.04023 232 175 39 18
539 Hello, 911? 1.3233 0.03977 232 174 41 17
540 Wait, what's the emoji for 'broken neck'? 1.3233 0.03833 232 171 47 14
541 Watch me nail the landing 1.3233 0.03735 232 169 51 12
542 Now’s a good time to talk, and maybe again in six months. 1.3233 0.03930 232 173 43 16
543 Honey, I got the selfie! 1.3233 0.03735 232 169 51 12
544 No, you hang up. No, you. 1.3233 0.03784 232 170 49 13
545 Well, I am in Colorado but I’m not that kind of high right now. 1.3233 0.03422 232 163 63 6
546 Ok, sweetheart, I'll call you when I land. 1.3233 0.03833 232 171 47 14
547 Sure, I’ll take the survey. 1.3233 0.03833 232 171 47 14
548 Can I call you back. I'm at work and things are a little up in the air. 1.3233 0.03784 232 170 49 13
549 It's OK. I'm hands-free. 1.3230 0.04050 226 170 39 17
550 I’ll be landing any moment. 1.3230 0.03748 226 164 51 11
551 Let me get back to you as soon as I've landed. 1.3216 0.03681 227 164 53 10
552 Nothing much, how about you? 1.3214 0.03819 224 164 48 12
553 Yeah buddy, I just got my off of my high horse too! 1.3214 0.04023 224 168 40 16
554 Why yes, Ann ... I do want to hear more about your accident insurance plans. 1.3214 0.03973 224 167 42 15
555 I’ll have to call you back, I’m about to land 1.3214 0.03973 224 167 42 15
556 You’re Pregnant? 1.3214 0.03923 224 166 44 14
557 I'll call you from the "ER" !! 1.3214 0.03871 224 165 46 13
558 So then I said, "Hold my beer and watch this...". 1.3214 0.03766 224 163 50 11
559 What was Step 3 again? 1.3214 0.03923 224 166 44 14
560 I'll send you the pics as soon as I land. 1.3214 0.03766 224 163 50 11
561 My will is in the upper left-hand drawer. 1.3214 0.03923 224 166 44 14
562 Hi mom. Mmm hmm. That's nice. Nope, nothing new with me. 1.3214 0.03923 224 166 44 14
563 I just test drove a Bronco. I think I’m gonna go with the Vette. 1.3200 0.04008 225 169 40 16
564 I’ll have to call you back, the buck stops here! 1.3198 0.03943 222 165 43 14
565 I'm hanging up now, im getting charged a buck per minute! 1.3198 0.04045 222 167 39 16
566 You know I can never pass up a deal and the coupon was for a Buck Off. 1.3198 0.03785 222 162 49 11
567 Riding a bronc is no different than working for Trump. One day you're fine and the next day you're calling a headhunter and eating dirt. 1.3198 0.03943 222 165 43 14
568 Wait, do you guys have me on speaker? 1.3198 0.03839 222 163 47 12
569 So, out-of-state ER visits ARE covered? SWEET!!! 1.3198 0.03943 222 165 43 14
570 It's the landing that concerns me. 1.3198 0.03839 222 163 47 12
571 Honey, I just called to tell you that I love Obamacare. 1.3198 0.03943 222 165 43 14
572 Hello, Uber? I wanted Rodeo DRIVE, not RIDE. 1.3198 0.03839 222 163 47 12
573 ...and then she said I was easily distracted--what a joke! 1.3198 0.03839 222 163 47 12
574 I'm flying by the seat of my pants today. How about you? 1.3198 0.03839 222 163 47 12
575 No, it's more like parenting a teenager. 1.3198 0.03839 222 163 47 12
576 I'll tell ya, this doesn't throw me as much as the daily news! 1.3198 0.04045 222 167 39 16
577 Hey Siri, schedule an appointment with my chiropractor 1.3198 0.03731 222 161 51 10
578 Your description 'A little frisky' really nailed it. 1.3198 0.03676 222 160 53 9
579 Honey, I'm on speaker. Tell your horse you were just kidding! 1.3182 0.03749 220 160 50 10
580 Got to hang up, my ride's over. 1.3182 0.03912 220 163 44 13
581 If this is your first rodeo press the ‘#’ key now 1.3182 0.03858 220 162 46 12
582 I'm going to have to put you on speaker. 1.3182 0.03694 220 159 52 9
583 You'll never guess what happened when I asked for a million bucks. 1.3178 0.04094 214 161 38 15
584 I found someone else who's not a fan of me driving while I'm on the phone. 1.3167 0.03735 221 161 50 10
585 I'm about to stick the dismount. 1.3165 0.03824 218 160 47 11
586 Yippee! I'm a stable genius! 1.3165 0.04091 218 165 37 16
587 This feels like a full 360...I thought you said you were a quarter horse. 1.3165 0.03986 218 163 41 14
588 Thunderbolt's unable to come to the phone right now - who shall I say called? 1.3163 0.03802 215 157 48 10
589 I'm about to stick the landing. 1.3163 0.03802 215 157 48 10
590 Collusion, confusion -- collision, contusion! 1.3163 0.03914 215 159 44 12
591 So then I whispered: " Let's see what you really got, you miserable excuse of a sway-backed loser. Go ahead .... Make My Day.!!" 1.3163 0.04077 215 162 38 15
592 Call you back as soon as I land! 1.3163 0.04077 215 162 38 15
593 Does my healthcare plan cover stupidity? 1.3163 0.04077 215 162 38 15
594 Yes, I'm calling to check on my disability policy. 1.3163 0.03969 215 160 42 13
595 Believe me, hindsight isn't all it's cracked up to be. 1.3151 0.04075 219 166 37 16
596 I keep getting kicked off during calls, I need to switch carriers. 1.3151 0.04075 219 166 37 16
597 You were right. I should stick with being a desk jockey. 1.3151 0.03809 219 161 47 11
598 I'm at the office. Where else would I be? 1.3151 0.04075 219 166 37 16
599 No - I said I'm bucking great! 1.3151 0.03917 219 163 43 13
600 You could say I'm about to complete my bucket list. 1.3151 0.03970 219 164 41 14
601 It turned out that Alberts' new polo pony from Argentina actually did know how to tango. 1.3151 0.03863 219 162 45 12
602 Yes, Janet, pencil me in with the chiropractor at around 4 seconds form now. 1.3151 0.03753 219 160 49 10
603 Are you sure I'm covered for pre-existing conditions? 1.3151 0.03970 219 164 41 14
604 And there, for one brief moment, Jack understood the plight of mankind. 1.3151 0.03970 219 164 41 14
605 Nothing, what are you up to? 1.3151 0.03917 219 163 43 13
606 You might say I’m up in the air at the moment. 1.3151 0.03917 219 163 43 13
607 It's got the rush of rock climbing and the punishment of CrossFit. 1.3151 0.03970 219 164 41 14
608 Doris is my life insurance paid up? 1.3151 0.03970 219 164 41 14
609 I'll call back when I land. 1.3151 0.03753 219 160 49 10
610 No worries, I'm getting off right now. 1.3151 0.03809 219 161 47 11
611 It threw me off when you didn't answer right away." 1.3151 0.03917 219 163 43 13
612 Are you kidding? A buck a minute?! 1.3151 0.04023 219 165 39 15
613 I might have to phone you back. 1.3151 0.03970 219 164 41 14
614 Alright hold on, I'm gonna face time. 1.3151 0.04176 219 168 33 18
615 I'll be landing any minute now. 1.3151 0.03523 219 156 57 6
616 9-1-1....What is your emergency? 1.3151 0.03970 219 164 41 14
617 . . . Then she starts to tell me I’m too easily distracted by my phone. 1.3151 0.04023 219 165 39 15
618 How about if I call you back as soon as I land. 1.3151 0.03809 219 161 47 11
619 No, I’m not driving my car, so it’s OK for me to be on the cell phone. 1.3151 0.03582 219 157 55 7
620 Totally nailed the experiences versus possessions thing. 1.3151 0.04023 219 165 39 15
621 You mean I'm the hundredth caller?! 1.3151 0.03863 219 162 45 12
622 Oh, I'm still out chasing the big bucks. 1.3146 0.03703 213 154 51 8
623 Yes, this is, actually, my first rodeo! 1.3146 0.03991 213 159 41 13
624 of course, I'm in the moment! 1.3146 0.04046 213 160 39 14
625 I DID say “YeHah!” 1.3146 0.03763 213 155 49 9
626 I am telling you! It's just like riding the New York subway except for the fresh air! 1.3146 0.03991 213 159 41 13
627 I know you're talking to another horse; who is she? 1.3146 0.03703 213 154 51 8
628 Pay the damned health insurance, NOW! 1.3146 0.03703 213 154 51 8
629 Yeah? Well, screw you and the horse you rode in on, too!! 1.3146 0.04046 213 160 39 14
630 You can't do this on a landline! 1.3146 0.04100 213 161 37 15
631 Then after all that, HE flips ME off! 1.3146 0.03935 213 158 43 12
632 I'll call you back when I land. 1.3146 0.03991 213 159 41 13
633 Nothing special really. What about you? 1.3146 0.03935 213 158 43 12
634 I really think we'll hit the ground running on this one. 1.3146 0.03935 213 158 43 12
635 Hello Aetna, Can you tell me what my deductible is? 1.3131 0.03919 214 159 43 12
636 Success!! The Tesla Horse will not let you ride using your iPhone. 1.3128 0.04069 211 159 38 14
637 No I said the BUCKING bronco i hired is out of control ... 1.3128 0.03956 211 157 42 12
638 Hold on a sec, that's my chiropractor on the other line. 1.3128 0.03841 211 155 46 10
639 I have a new phone plan -- just one buck per call! 1.3128 0.03956 211 157 42 12
640 Perfect timing! Yes, I would like to change to the earlier chiropractic appointment. 1.3128 0.03956 211 157 42 12
641 You’ll never believe where I am right now! 1.3128 0.03841 211 155 46 10
642 Hold a sec while I get a selfie. 1.3128 0.04069 211 159 38 14
643 Dude! Eight seconds! Perfect sport! Matches my attention span! 1.3128 0.03841 211 155 46 10
644 I’ll call you right back. I am just about to land! 1.3128 0.03721 211 153 50 8
645 It's Verizon's new plan. Unlimited for 60 bucks a month. 1.3128 0.03956 211 157 42 12
646 Honey....its Wilbur. Mr. Ed is responding well to the steroid treatments! 1.3128 0.03660 211 152 52 7
647 Dude ranch my ass! 1.3128 0.04013 211 158 40 13
648 Hold on; I think the call is about to drop 1.3128 0.03781 211 154 48 9
649 I might lose you. 1.3125 0.03936 208 154 43 11
650 Mom, of course I'm not driving! 1.3111 0.04040 180 131 42 7
651 What is it you don't understand about "get off my back?" 1.3110 0.04035 209 157 39 13
652 Then, this is hilarious, the bartender asks, 'Why the long face?' 1.3110 0.04092 209 158 37 14
653 Let me call you back as soon as I land. 1.3110 0.03978 209 156 41 12
654 Okay, now the reception's perfect. Hold it right there! 1.3110 0.03920 209 155 43 11
655 Yes, that's it. Now open the file and click the View pulldown menu... 1.3092 0.04000 207 155 40 12
656 My ringtone drives him wild. 1.3092 0.03695 207 150 50 7
657 I'm not stupid! I watched a few You-Tube videos first. 1.3092 0.03820 207 152 46 9
658 Whoa, Stock Market! 1.3092 0.04115 207 157 36 14
659 Not to worry Mom, stuntmen make great money and have amazing benefits. 1.3092 0.03820 207 152 46 9
660 I'm just horsin' around. You? 1.3092 0.04058 207 156 38 13
661 I think I'm entering a dead zone Honey. 1.3092 0.04058 207 156 38 13
662 I think I misread the dosage! 1.3092 0.03941 207 154 42 11
663 Pre-existing condition? No, but can you rush that policy through? 1.3092 0.04058 207 156 38 13
664 Trust me, I got this. This ain't my first cliché. 1.3088 0.04039 204 153 39 12
665 Actually, I was hoping that I had butt-dialed the Emergency Room! 1.3088 0.04098 204 154 37 13
666 ... and I get unlimited calls for a buck! 1.3088 0.03917 204 151 43 10
667 Text me the contact info on that chiropractor you've been bragging about. 1.3088 0.03917 204 151 43 10
668 George, something's come up. I'll text you from ER. 1.3088 0.04039 204 153 39 12
669 I might be late. I couldn't pass up a chance for a quick buck. 1.3088 0.03978 204 152 41 11
670 Tell the boss I won't be in today, I have a touch of bronchitis! 1.3088 0.03917 204 151 43 10
671 I'll call again after I land. 1.3088 0.03917 204 151 43 10
672 No, silly. I said I got bucked! 1.3088 0.04214 204 156 33 15
673 Oh sorry dude, I just buck dialed you. 1.3088 0.04327 204 158 29 17
674 I’m on my flip phone! 1.3088 0.04098 204 154 37 13
675 And then he told me to ‘Get off your high horse’, so I did! 1.3088 0.04039 204 153 39 12
676 I haven't had this much fun with a Bronco since the OJ Simpson chase! 1.3088 0.04098 204 154 37 13
677 Gotta go. Off to Urgent Care. 1.3088 0.03917 204 151 43 10
678 I just test drove the new mustang. It's bucking awesome! 1.3088 0.03917 204 151 43 10
679 Nope, no pre-existing condition at this time. 1.3088 0.04156 204 155 35 14
680 No...I said bucked. 1.3088 0.04214 204 156 33 15
681 Breaking news... 1.3088 0.04098 204 154 37 13
682 Lunch? Meet me in the ER in an hour. 1.3088 0.03917 204 151 43 10
683 Hello Amazon?I need a mattress delivered ...now. 1.3088 0.03917 204 151 43 10
684 I feel like a moderate democrat. 1.3088 0.04098 204 154 37 13
685 My medical insurance has been restored?"......Yeeeeeeha!! 1.3077 0.03865 208 154 44 10
686 No, sweetie. Bucking! I said bucking! 1.3077 0.04041 208 157 38 13
687 How about the ER? Does the ER work for you? 1.3077 0.03924 208 155 42 11
688 Wait'll you see THIS selfie! 1.3077 0.04154 208 159 34 15
689 This guy thinks he's going to take ME for a ride?? 1.3077 0.03924 208 155 42 11
690 No, no, no. I’m totally free right now. 1.3077 0.03865 208 154 44 10
691 Sorry, but I have to get off now. 1.3077 0.03924 208 155 42 11
692 I could be in a dead zone, soon.... 1.3077 0.04210 208 160 32 16
693 Hold on, let me get a pen... 1.3077 0.03865 208 154 44 10
694 Gotta switch to Airplane mode, I'll call you when I land." 1.3077 0.03280 208 145 62 1
695 I don't think I can hold any longer. 1.3077 0.03804 208 153 46 9
696 Dude, can you hear me now? 1.3077 0.03804 208 153 46 9
697 Everything's up in the air right now - can I let you know when I land? 1.3077 0.03924 208 155 42 11
698 Hit the ground running...totally in agreement. 1.3077 0.03924 208 155 42 11
699 Oh, just horsing around. What are you doing? 1.3077 0.03865 208 154 44 10
700 Riding a horse? Fake news 1.3077 0.03983 208 156 40 12
701 You were right. It's just like riding a bike. 1.3077 0.03983 208 156 40 12
702 ..and then he was like, "get off! 1.3077 0.03924 208 155 42 11
703 Dinner plans? Well, right now I'm up in the air. 1.3077 0.03924 208 155 42 11
704 But where are the clowns? Send in the clowns 1.3077 0.04041 208 157 38 13
705 Coincidentally, I 'm working on the Fall campaign as we speak. 1.3077 0.03743 208 152 48 8
706 They cancelled who's health insurance? 1.3077 0.04041 208 157 38 13
707 I'll call you back after I've landed. 1.3077 0.03924 208 155 42 11
708 How would you rate your trip with Kevin? 1.3077 0.04210 208 160 32 16
709 Send in the clowns ! 1.3077 0.04154 208 159 34 15
710 Yeah, I need an ambulance please. 1.3077 0.03865 208 154 44 10
711 My next horse will have Bluetooth. 1.3077 0.03865 208 154 44 10
712 I said I am out ON the range. I can hear you fine. 1.3077 0.04098 208 158 36 14
713 I've got to go now, I have a date with gravity. 1.3077 0.03865 208 154 44 10
714 There must have been a misunderstanding. I ordered a mustang. 1.3077 0.03983 208 156 40 12
715 Oh,nothing much, just horsing around. 1.3077 0.03865 208 154 44 10
716 Actually, I would like to switch carriers. 1.3077 0.03680 208 151 50 7
717 In retrospect, a hands-free device here would have been safer. 1.3077 0.03865 208 154 44 10
718 Gotta go, sweetie. I'm almost on the ground. 1.3077 0.04210 208 160 32 16
719 Yeehaw! That did it! I got a signal! 1.3077 0.03924 208 155 42 11
720 What a HOOT! I just tried 'rattlesnake' and he actually knows what it means! 1.3077 0.03804 208 153 46 9
721 Mom, I’m kinda busy. Can I call you back later? 1.3077 0.03804 208 153 46 9
722 Same old, same old. You? 1.3077 0.04154 208 159 34 15
723 Distracted Riding 1.3077 0.03983 208 156 40 12
724 I wanted to be Roy Rogers not Buck Rogers! 1.3077 0.03743 208 152 48 8
725 Things are kinda up in the airright now for me... 1.3069 0.03875 202 149 44 9
726 Yeah. I'm in the air…about to land. You can pick me up at baggage. 1.3069 0.04181 202 154 34 14
727 Everything's great! I'm finding common ground with rural voters! 1.3069 0.04181 202 154 34 14
728 Helmet schmelmet!! 1.3069 0.03938 202 150 42 10
729 Hold on, I gotta take a fall. 1.3069 0.04000 202 151 40 11
730 Get this: it's an app that lets you fall off a horse. 1.3069 0.04000 202 151 40 11
731 I've got to change that hissing snake ringtone. 1.3069 0.04239 202 155 32 15
732 Let me call you back after I've landed. 1.3050 0.04022 200 150 39 11
733 Best hiccup cure ever! 1.3050 0.03895 200 148 43 9
734 And it said: free riding lessons. So I said... 1.3050 0.03830 200 147 45 8
735 It's different, Harry, but it sure beats the A train! 1.3050 0.04022 200 150 39 11
736 Yes,clearly,this IS my first rodeo! 1.3050 0.03764 200 146 47 7
737 Honey, I’m gonna be a little late! 1.3035 0.04128 201 153 35 13
738 Hi Mom. You’ll never guess what I’m doing! 1.3035 0.04128 201 153 35 13
739 Can you deliver the food to the X-ray department at the hospital? 1.3030 0.03916 198 147 42 9
740 I should've looked him in the mouth. 1.3030 0.04045 198 149 38 11
741 Sorry, Mr. Ed, she can't talk right now. 1.3030 0.04170 198 151 34 13
742 Need to hang up; about to land. 1.3030 0.03850 198 146 44 8
743 I'm going to have to change carriers---I keep getting dropped. 1.3030 0.04170 198 151 34 13
744 Siri—help! 1.3030 0.04170 198 151 34 13
745 Ha! No, I can't hold on. 1.3030 0.03916 198 147 42 9
746 I might lose you for a second here. 1.3030 0.03850 198 146 44 8
747 Hi! I'd like to make an appointment to see the orthopedist please. 1.3030 0.04045 198 149 38 11
748 Is this a good time to talk? 1.3030 0.03783 198 145 46 7
749 Exhibit 45: American pretends everything's okay. 1.3030 0.04170 198 151 34 13
750 I merely mentioned the jackass in the White House 1.3026 0.04150 195 148 35 12
751 Gotta go. I'm about to touch down. 1.3026 0.03818 195 143 45 7
752 He told me, "The buck stops here," but I have evidence to the contrary. 1.3026 0.04150 195 148 35 12
753 Hello, OnStar... 1.3026 0.04020 195 146 39 10
754 I’m think I’m about to break up.” 1.3026 0.04086 195 147 37 11
755 It was at this moment Fred realised he forgot his helmet 1.3026 0.04086 195 147 37 11
756 Got to go dear, they seem serious about their “No Cell Phone Use While Riding” policy. 1.3026 0.04020 195 146 39 10
757 Hang on a sec, I think I'm entering a dead zone. 1.3026 0.04086 195 147 37 11
758 Wait, wait don’t tell me! 1.3026 0.04020 195 146 39 10
759 Yes honey, I took my jacket off this time. 1.3026 0.03677 195 141 49 5
760 ...because it said it was a few bucks less, that's why! 1.3026 0.03887 195 144 43 8
761 I never knew living in a failing, pseudo-Democracy could be this much fun! 1.3026 0.03954 195 145 41 9
762 I’m on 3% right now so call me at the hospital! 1.3026 0.04086 195 147 37 11
763 The theme of this year's retreat is insurance. 1.3026 0.04150 195 148 35 12
764 Siri, how do you say "stop" in cowboy? 1.3026 0.03818 195 143 45 7
765 Yeah, hang on. I think I'm about to get dropped by my carrier. 1.3026 0.03887 195 144 43 8
766 Hello, emergency room? Do you take reservations? 1.3026 0.04086 195 147 37 11
767 I'm still up in the air about that. 1.3026 0.03954 195 145 41 9
768 This is nothing. Wait until we flip the Congress in November! 1.3026 0.04213 195 149 33 13
769 Looks like I won’t ride into the sunset after all 1.3026 0.03887 195 144 43 8
770 Hold on, there’s something big and grassy rushing toward my face. 1.3026 0.04086 195 147 37 11
771 I am flipping, but I have immunity. 1.3026 0.04020 195 146 39 10
772 The interview process for a job at the White House is even crazier than I thought 1.3026 0.04275 195 150 31 14
773 After three hours on incessant babble, the horse had had enough. 1.3026 0.04150 195 148 35 12
774 Seriously, no worries. I'm in complete control of the situation. 1.3026 0.03887 195 144 43 8
775 Well, I can tell ya, it's the last time I make a Mr. Ed comparison! 1.3026 0.03954 195 145 41 9
776 Ride comes before the fall. 1.3026 0.04020 195 146 39 10
777 The next step of the interview process is WHAT?? 1.3026 0.04020 195 146 39 10
778 I can't tell you how head over heels crazy I am about this horse 1.3026 0.03887 195 144 43 8
779 Why yes, please tell me more about your products and services 1.3026 0.04213 195 149 33 13
780 I just wish the country would do to him what Snappy is doing to me right now. 1.3026 0.03748 195 142 47 6
781 Hey, Mom, guess what I'm doing? 1.3026 0.03748 195 142 47 6
782 Harness? I thought you said tug on his hard ass. Ha, ha, no wonder… 1.3026 0.04275 195 150 31 14
783 I can't give you a decision, I'm just up in the air right now. 1.3026 0.03818 195 143 45 7
784 Sell! Sell! Selllll! 1.3026 0.04086 195 147 37 11
785 I'm just leaving now. 1.3026 0.04337 195 151 29 15
786 Because I can't talk on the cellphone while driving a car. 1.3026 0.04213 195 149 33 13
787 Why yes, this is perfect time to talk about blood donation! 1.3015 0.04027 199 150 38 11
788 This is gonna look great on my profile page. 1.3015 0.03899 199 148 42 9
789 Yes, I am keeping one arm in the air. 1.3015 0.03899 199 148 42 9
790 Gotta go. My eight seconds are up. 1.3015 0.04212 199 153 32 14
791 Thank you for calling Customer Service, how may I assist you today? 1.3015 0.04152 199 152 34 13
792 Listen, not my first rodeo, pal -- but gonna have to call you back. 1.3015 0.04090 199 151 36 12
793 Oh. You meant STOP horsing around. 1.3010 0.04003 196 147 39 10
794 It's the roaming charges that really hurt. 1.3010 0.04003 196 147 39 10
795 I'm using my roll-over minutes right now! 1.3010 0.04068 196 148 37 11
796 Why yes, I am interested in a health insurance policy. 1.3005 0.04043 193 145 38 10
797 I’ll have to call you back. I need to jump off right now. 1.3005 0.03976 193 144 40 9
798 911? I'll need an ambulance in about 2 feet. 1.3005 0.04109 193 146 36 11
799 Hello? St. John's Hospital? I'd like a reservation please. 1.3005 0.04174 193 147 34 12
800 I'm about to find out whether a bad day out here really does beat a good day at the office! 1.3005 0.03907 193 143 42 8
801 Sorry, Dad, but this is one horse I'm not getting right back on. 1.3005 0.04043 193 145 38 10
802 I thought I bought a Mustang, but no, I got a Bronco instead 1.3005 0.04109 193 146 36 11
803 Can I call you back? I'm in the middle of a mid-life crisis. 1.3005 0.03907 193 143 42 8
804 Please hold... for eight seconds. 1.3005 0.03907 193 143 42 8
805 Hon, I'm still at the corporate retreat. We're learning about white male privilege. 1.3005 0.04364 193 150 28 15
806 I'll have to get back to you on that, things are still up in the air. 1.3005 0.03976 193 144 40 9
807 Hey I just getting back to you on the disability insurance....I think I will buy it. 1.3005 0.03976 193 144 40 9
808 Midlife crisis? What makes you think that? 1.3005 0.03837 193 142 44 7
809 I'm on my way down. 1.3005 0.04238 193 148 32 13
810 Lemme call you back from the hospital, Ok? 1.3005 0.04043 193 145 38 10
811 Yeah, I was wondering if my old job was still available. 1.3005 0.04109 193 146 36 11
812 Hi, I’ll be updating my status in 1.5 seconds. 1.3005 0.03767 193 141 46 6
813 Give me a second, I'm just about to land. 1.3005 0.03907 193 143 42 8
814 Hey Hun, the disability insurance kicked in today! 1.3005 0.04109 193 146 36 11
815 No, you hang up. 1.3005 0.03907 193 143 42 8
816 Can I call you back? We're going to land now. 1.3005 0.03767 193 141 46 6
817 I finished my bucket list! 1.3005 0.04109 193 146 36 11
818 I'll have to call you back 1.3005 0.03976 193 144 40 9
819 No, I’m sorry, I can’t hold on any longer 1.2984 0.03711 191 139 47 5
820 What a way to end a bucket list. 1.2984 0.04066 191 144 37 10
821 My news media job sent me here for training. 1.2984 0.03857 191 141 43 7
822 You misheard me! I'll be late because I'm on a bucking bronc, not in the "f...ing Bronx." 1.2984 0.04328 191 148 29 14
823 Get back on again my ass! 1.2984 0.04133 191 145 35 11
824 Haha...no! It's the truth! I did fall off my ass! 1.2984 0.04066 191 144 37 10
825 And get this -- I don't even know who's horse this is! 1.2984 0.04133 191 145 35 11
826 . . . and some new underwear." 1.2984 0.04392 191 149 27 15
827 The interview is going great! 1.2984 0.03857 191 141 43 7
828 I thought the job description said DESK jockey. 1.2984 0.04066 191 144 37 10
829 . . . but the Russian judge will probably only give it a six 1.2984 0.04133 191 145 35 11
830 I'm now for universal healthcare. 1.2984 0.04199 191 146 33 12
831 Yeah, I've got a second. 1.2984 0.04066 191 144 37 10
832 Betsy DeVos' Yacht crashed? That just made my day! 1.2984 0.04133 191 145 35 11
833 Hay hun, I was bumped earlier but I’m over filly now but should be landing soon. Love you! 1.2984 0.04066 191 144 37 10
834 I guess it’s “over and out” 1.2979 0.04038 188 141 38 9
835 Now I understand the phrase ... "Never text and ride!" 1.2973 0.03702 185 134 47 4
836 I'll phone you back when I land. 1.2969 0.03980 192 144 39 9
837 I'm leaving Wall Street. The real thing is better. 1.2963 0.04020 189 142 38 9
838 I got a Groupon 1.2963 0.04290 189 146 30 13
839 He hates this tie you got me! 1.2963 0.04157 189 144 34 11
840 Just wait for the photoshopped version! 1.2963 0.04089 189 143 36 10
841 As a hopeless optimist I'll say half my ribs won't be broken. 1.2959 0.03856 196 146 42 8
842 I'm a very stable genius! 1.2957 0.04404 186 145 27 14
843 Uber reveals its New York City driver cap workaround. Note, ride cancelling penalties apply. 1.2951 0.03637 183 132 48 3
844 I thought I was on hold 1.2941 0.04112 187 142 35 10
845 No, I'm having much more fun than when I was in finance. 1.2941 0.03590 187 135 49 3
846 Yes of course I am an optimist boss, but introducing our ride sharing service to this market is going to take some work. 1.2941 0.03823 187 138 43 6
847 I have exactly three seconds. 1.2941 0.04182 187 143 33 11
848 |I SAID, YEEEEE HAAAAA!!!!! 1.2941 0.04317 187 145 29 13
849 Then the bartender says, 'hey, buddy, why the long face?', and th— 1.2941 0.04042 187 141 37 9
850 According to the most recent Gallup Poll, Americans spend too much time on their cellphones. 1.2941 0.03970 187 140 39 8
851 You were right! The Mustang is safer than the Tesla! 1.2941 0.04250 187 144 31 12
852 Of course I’m calling hands free. 1.2935 0.04365 184 143 28 13
853 Sorry! I must have buck dialed you. 1.2935 0.04010 184 138 38 8
854 Hey, you'll never guess what I'm doing now! 1.2935 0.04156 184 140 34 10
855 Yes honey, I have water and I put on my sunscreen. 1.2935 0.04296 184 142 30 12
856 Hang on, I might lose you for a minute. 1.2935 0.04156 184 140 34 10
857 I'll be late. Having a little trouble with my ride. 1.2935 0.04010 184 138 38 8
858 I'll be down in a sec. 1.2935 0.04010 184 138 38 8
859 Not much. You? 1.2935 0.04227 184 141 32 11
860 Hello Blue Cross ? What's my deductible ? 1.2935 0.04010 184 138 38 8
861 Seems like you called at a really awkward time. 1.2935 0.04010 184 138 38 8
862 Not much. What are you up to? 1.2935 0.04010 184 138 38 8
863 Yeah, the White House staff training is going great! 1.2935 0.04156 184 140 34 10
864 I'll be landing in a few minutes. 1.2935 0.04010 184 138 38 8
865 That's why I am calling. I can't hold my horses. I need help now 1.2935 0.04296 184 142 30 12
866 Hold on a sec Murray, my horse gets pissed if I don't use the hands-free. 1.2935 0.04084 184 139 36 9
867 Ha! Ha! If I die, I'll stop having to hear the Trump updates. 1.2935 0.04499 184 145 24 15
868 You were right, Jeff, I did need a good kick to get off my high horse! 1.2935 0.04010 184 138 38 8
869 Call it, head's or tail's. 1.2935 0.04296 184 142 30 12
870 Siri, what’s the best way to land when thrown from a bucking bronco? 1.2935 0.04084 184 139 36 9
871 I'm coming right down. 1.2935 0.03859 184 136 42 6
872 Sorry, that was another butt call! 1.2935 0.04365 184 143 28 13
873 Can’t talk right now ... I’m test driving a Mustang. 1.2935 0.04156 184 140 34 10
874 Yes, please put me on hold! Please! 1.2935 0.04296 184 142 30 12
875 Hi honey - you were right! Meet me at the ER! 1.2935 0.04010 184 138 38 8
876 Say again, I’m breaking up 1.2935 0.04227 184 141 32 11
877 Honey, can you up the life insurance? This corporate retreat is no joke. 1.2935 0.04156 184 140 34 10
878 Hang on a sec, I’m being involuntarily bumped. 1.2935 0.04010 184 138 38 8
879 I'm about to lose service. Let me call you back from the hospital. 1.2935 0.04084 184 139 36 9
880 Guess where I'm calling from! 1.2935 0.04084 184 139 36 9
881 Hello, I’d like to enroll in your best health insurance plan. 1.2935 0.04227 184 141 32 11
882 Hey, want to catch a movie? I’m getting off early. 1.2935 0.04084 184 139 36 9
883 Siri - Google how to land from a bucking bronco. 1.2935 0.04010 184 138 38 8
884 After quitting his job, Peter quickly found a new way to make a buck 1.2935 0.04365 184 143 28 13
885 Hey, did you get my selfie? 1.2935 0.04010 184 138 38 8
886 I completed my bucket list! 1.2935 0.04156 184 140 34 10
887 Oops, I saddle dialed you. 1.2935 0.04156 184 140 34 10
888 Sure, I can hold. I've got about 8 seconds. 1.2935 0.04365 184 143 28 13
889 Go ahead and talk, I am off the horse now. 1.2935 0.04296 184 142 30 12
890 Sorry, I can't hang on any longer. 1.2935 0.04010 184 138 38 8
891 Ha, ha. You're right. Even my horse thinks I'm a dick. 1.2935 0.04365 184 143 28 13
892 I’m sorry, I’m sorry. You do not look like a mule. 1.2935 0.04227 184 141 32 11
893 Yes, boss, when I say I'm on top of it, trust me, I'm on top of it. 1.2935 0.03936 184 137 40 7
894 No dear, don't be silly. I'm not talking while I drive, that's dangerous. 1.2935 0.04227 184 141 32 11
895 No, It's ok, I'm not driving. 1.2935 0.04156 184 140 34 10
896 Comedians Riding Horses Eating Dirt 1.2935 0.04227 184 141 32 11
897 I'm just about ready to break my arm. Can I call you back? 1.2935 0.04499 184 145 24 15
898 It's all Uber had!!! 1.2935 0.04084 184 139 36 9
899 Smoother test drive on the Mustang. 1.2935 0.04156 184 140 34 10
900 Honey, I have great news : I think I'm finally getting off my high horse ! 1.2935 0.04296 184 142 30 12
901 No, ha ha, I said I was about to get Bucked! 1.2935 0.04365 184 143 28 13
902 Trust me, everything was consensual until the saddle was added 1.2935 0.04084 184 139 36 9
903 Yeah, sure. I'll hold. 1.2935 0.04227 184 141 32 11
904 ...and then I sez, 'does this tickle?' 1.2935 0.04156 184 140 34 10
905 No, that's just it--I can't hold on a sec. 1.2935 0.04010 184 138 38 8
906 I think that it may be too late to get back into the saddle. 1.2935 0.04084 184 139 36 9
907 I keep having this same dream of being rejected. 1.2935 0.04010 184 138 38 8
908 Siri, this is not the right Rodeo Drive... 1.2935 0.04084 184 139 36 9
909 No, I'd still rather do this instead of visiting your mother. 1.2935 0.04156 184 140 34 10
910 Let me call you back once I’m in traction! 1.2935 0.04365 184 143 28 13
911 I finally have reception, please be quick. 1.2935 0.04084 184 139 36 9
912 I would like to make an appointment with an orthopedic surgeon 1.2935 0.04296 184 142 30 12
913 Is this 911? 1.2935 0.04084 184 139 36 9
914 I won't need that flight after all. I got an earlier one. 1.2935 0.04227 184 141 32 11
915 Honey......do you think you can still find that old neck brace? 1.2935 0.03859 184 136 42 6
916 Yeah, it's a bull market but the ride's almost over. 1.2926 0.04162 188 144 33 11
917 I would like to file a claim 1.2926 0.04162 188 144 33 11
918 Great training for my next job in the White House 1.2926 0.04297 188 146 29 13
919 It's great, I feel like a million bucks already! 1.2926 0.04023 188 142 37 9
920 Okay, I'll keep my ear to the ground. 1.2926 0.04023 188 142 37 9
921 Oh, don't worry, honey. I am just horsing around! 1.2926 0.04162 188 144 33 11
922 Hello, Hertz? That Mustang you gave me just isn't working out. 1.2926 0.04093 188 143 35 10
923 Hey I'm going to let you go; I've got to get off. 1.2926 0.04023 188 142 37 9
924 Ha. No way would I consider coming back to work at Trump White House. This new job is easier. 1.2926 0.04162 188 144 33 11
925 I don’t think we are at the same Crazy Horse. 1.2926 0.04023 188 142 37 9
926 Hold on--I gotta take this fall. 1.2926 0.04162 188 144 33 11
927 Of course I would never drive while talking on the phone. 1.2926 0.04162 188 144 33 11
928 Thanks, Darrell. The dude ranch app is remarkably realistic! 1.2926 0.03952 188 141 39 8
929 Sorry. Butt call. 1.2926 0.04023 188 142 37 9
930 Mom! I've never felt so free! 1.2926 0.03805 188 139 43 6
931 This is so much better than project management! 1.2926 0.04363 188 147 27 14
932 Oh, you meant I should test drive the FORD Mustang... 1.2926 0.03805 188 139 43 6
933 Actually, I do mind holding. 1.2926 0.03879 188 140 41 7
934 Hey Donald, I flipped." 1.2926 0.03952 188 141 39 8
935 Whatta ya mean, "Hang on a minute" 1.2926 0.03879 188 140 41 7
936 I'm in the air about this. Can I call you back, tomorrow? 1.2926 0.03879 188 140 41 7
937 Hold on, Fred. Things are a bit up in the air right now. 1.2926 0.03879 188 140 41 7
938 Apparently, the horse had a "no cell phone" policy! 1.2926 0.03952 188 141 39 8
939 Technically, I’m not driving. 1.2926 0.03952 188 141 39 8
940 Heads or Tails? 1.2926 0.04230 188 145 31 12
941 It’s just as safe as calling you while driving! 1.2912 0.03879 182 135 41 6
942 He takes the gold if he can nail this landing! 1.2912 0.03956 182 136 39 7
943 Yes, I would like to trade in my mustang. 1.2912 0.04032 182 137 37 8
944 Yes, I can hold on, but just for a few seconds. 1.2912 0.04107 182 138 35 9
945 If we get cut off it’s probably because I’m dead! 1.2912 0.03956 182 136 39 7
946 I know, I know..., I love Groupon too! 1.2912 0.04107 182 138 35 9
947 Just give me 3.7 seconds of your time. 1.2912 0.04032 182 137 37 8
948 I’m still bucking for promotion. 1.2912 0.04107 182 138 35 9
949 I'll call you back - I'm about to go viral. 1.2912 0.04107 182 138 35 9
950 You'll never guess where I am. 1.2912 0.04032 182 137 37 8
951 Hold your horses is just an expression, Harvey. 1.2912 0.04032 182 137 37 8
952 Yes dear. I’ll DEFINITELY cross this off my bucket list. 1.2912 0.04180 182 139 33 10
953 I TOLD you twice - Get off my back!! 1.2912 0.04323 182 141 29 12
954 Yeah, I’m just on my way to the hospital. 1.2912 0.04107 182 138 35 9
955 No, I don't know how the reins got behind the horse or why they aren't attached to the bridle 1.2912 0.03377 182 129 53 0
956 I did it! I passed the buck! 1.2912 0.04032 182 137 37 8
957 Forget bulls and bears — I've got a new metaphor for this crazy market! 1.2912 0.03879 182 135 41 6
958 These flip-phones are great when you're mobile. 1.2912 0.03879 182 135 41 6
959 Did we catch you at a good time? 1.2912 0.04180 182 139 33 10
960 I’m falling and I won’t get up. 1.2896 0.04160 183 140 33 10
961 Yep! I still have a flip phone! 1.2896 0.04160 183 140 33 10
962 My therapist says I need to take risks and be more spontaneous! 1.2896 0.04088 183 139 35 9
963 Whoops, my bad! I thought you said "Go Buck Yourself"... 1.2896 0.04302 183 142 29 12
964 Don't worry, Mom, this isn't my first rodeo. 1.2889 0.04055 180 136 36 8
965 No, I'm not talking and driving. 1.2889 0.04205 180 138 32 10
966 That's better,now I can hear you. 1.2889 0.03978 180 135 38 7
967 Hi, I'd like to choose my primary physician. 1.2881 0.03771 177 130 43 4
968 These team-building outings just get better every year! 1.2881 0.04018 177 133 37 7
969 Getting bucked off, might lose you 1.2881 0.04326 177 137 29 11
970 Yo, dude, it's a dude ranch, what could happen? 1.2881 0.04251 177 136 31 10
971 I'm test driving a mustang! Not great for work but a lot of fun! 1.2881 0.04175 177 135 33 9
972 Wrong time to say, Whoa! 1.2881 0.04098 177 134 35 8
973 It’s a little late to tell me to hold my horses. 1.2881 0.03771 177 130 43 4
974 Bellevue? I'd like to reserve a room. 1.2881 0.04326 177 137 29 11
975 This really is great practice for being Chief of Staff! 1.2881 0.04175 177 135 33 9
976 It’s been rough, but I have a feeling I’ll land on my feet. 1.2881 0.04326 177 137 29 11
977 Why yes, its been a volatile ride. You might want to shift some of your assets to maintain a better balance. 1.2881 0.04098 177 134 35 8
978 You'll have to hold on - I have fall waiting! 1.2881 0.04251 177 136 31 10
979 And then she was like, WHOA! 1.2881 0.04326 177 137 29 11
980 Great news honey, I'm about to hit the worker's comp jackpot. 1.2881 0.04018 177 133 37 7
981 I'd like to close the deal on that insurance we talked about 1.2881 0.03855 177 131 41 5
982 I noticed hands-free gives me more air time 1.2881 0.04098 177 134 35 8
983 And I said, 'I don't need no stinkin' helmet' 1.2881 0.04018 177 133 37 7
984 Yea, I'd like to report one of your Uber drivers. First of all, he didn't even have a car... 1.2881 0.04326 177 137 29 11
985 Why yes, I am interested in learning more about my health insurance options! 1.2881 0.04175 177 135 33 9
986 You say I'm breaking up?? 1.2881 0.04018 177 133 37 7
987 Hello. I'd like to apply for Obamacare. 1.2881 0.04251 177 136 31 10
988 No! You're not interrupting me at all! I'm doing absolutely nothing! 1.2881 0.04098 177 134 35 8
989 Funny you should ask. I'm in the 5th stage just now. Acceptance. 1.2881 0.03938 177 132 39 6
990 All I said was, 'OK Dude, show me what you got.' 1.2881 0.04098 177 134 35 8
991 Hon....WHOA...my last spur of the moment! 1.2881 0.04326 177 137 29 11
992 I had switched to a standing desk, but then I thought I could do even better. 1.2880 0.03995 184 139 37 8
993 Siri.....activate Aflac equine option! 1.2874 0.04221 174 133 32 9
994 Manhattan? No, I’m not in Manhattan. Don’t you remember? I told you at breakfast that I was going to the broncs this afternoon. 1.2865 0.04305 178 138 29 11
995 Good Lord! Somehow I must have butt-dialed you! 1.2865 0.04078 178 135 35 8
996 Sure it's been a rough ride and I'm about to hit the ground hard, but heck for once that aint no metaphor and that's why I'm smiling. 1.2865 0.04155 178 136 33 9
997 No, Bob, I said I have a"bucking" problem. 1.2865 0.04305 178 138 29 11
998 Believe me I’m off my high horse and pretty well grounded! 1.2865 0.04155 178 136 33 9
999 Doc, that Bronco dilator you told me to use is really helping my asthma, but it’s playing hell with my arthritis. 1.2865 0.04155 178 136 33 9
1000 Obviously, this is my first rodeo. 1.2865 0.03999 178 134 37 7
1001 Gotta go, I'll text you when I land. 1.2865 0.04231 178 137 31 10
1002 Just tell him the buck stops here! 1.2865 0.04231 178 137 31 10
1003 You won't believe the new app I got for only a buck! 1.2857 0.04121 175 133 34 8
1004 Fine. Next time I'll take Uber! 1.2857 0.04354 175 136 28 11
1005 I'll be on the ground soon 1.2857 0.04041 175 132 36 7
1006 Oh, I'm absolutely hands free right now. 1.2857 0.04121 175 133 34 8
1007 Hi honey,can you call our insurance company and see if they cover stupid. 1.2857 0.03958 175 131 38 6
1008 You were right, honey! I did need to get out of my comfort zone. 1.2857 0.04121 175 133 34 8
1009 Funny you should ask. 1.2857 0.04277 175 135 30 10
1010 I’m up in the air on it right now. Let me get back to you. 1.2857 0.03958 175 131 38 6
1011 Ha! Let me know when you have a serious offer. This ain’t my first rodeo. 1.2857 0.04121 175 133 34 8
1012 I'm doing good, mom. Just a few ups and downs, you know 1.2857 0.04277 175 135 30 10
1013 I'm sorry if saying Id like to mount you caused offense. 1.2857 0.04428 175 137 26 12
1014 Yes, I can take your 15 minute survey! 1.2857 0.04428 175 137 26 12
1015 Finally! The first time I've gotten good reception this whole vacation. 1.2857 0.04041 175 132 36 7
1016 I’ll let you go. I have to take this fall. 1.2857 0.04121 175 133 34 8
1017 Now this is what you call horsing around! 1.2857 0.04041 175 132 36 7
1018 Very possible my reception might cut out in a sec here... 1.2857 0.04041 175 132 36 7
1019 But the horse I rode in on isn't in the mood right now. 1.2857 0.04041 175 132 36 7
1020 He's extremely ticklish! 1.2857 0.04121 175 133 34 8
1021 Bob, I'm going to have to call you back. It actually is my first rodeo. 1.2857 0.04502 175 138 24 13
1022 Nooo, not on hold 1.2857 0.04200 175 134 32 9
1023 Looks like the buck didn't stop here this time. 1.2857 0.04200 175 134 32 9
1024 No, no boss, I said bucked off! 1.2857 0.04502 175 138 24 13
1025 Hey Babe - remember last night when you said I couldn't last 10 seconds doing bucking bronco........... 1.2857 0.04502 175 138 24 13
1026 Yes, I'd like to change that pizza delivery address to the Urgent Care Clinic. 1.2857 0.04428 175 137 26 12
1027 Yes yes that's correct "The buck stops here" 1.2857 0.04277 175 135 30 10
1028 Yes, boss. I'm afraid this is my first rodeo. 1.2857 0.04277 175 135 30 10
1029 I promise you, I'm not driving my car right now. 1.2857 0.03958 175 131 38 6
1030 Can I call you back later, Mom? 1.2857 0.04277 175 135 30 10
1031 Hold on, I'll take a selfie. 1.2857 0.04121 175 133 34 8
1032 That was no USB port under his tail! 1.2857 0.04200 175 134 32 9
1033 No, I really do have to go. 1.2857 0.04200 175 134 32 9
1034 I assumed Uber meant the car is a Bronco, not the driver! 1.2857 0.04428 175 137 26 12
1035 DON'T WORRY HONEY, I'M HANDS FREE. 1.2857 0.03958 175 131 38 6
1036 I thought you said you don't buck on the first date ... 1.2857 0.04200 175 134 32 9
1037 Honey, we still on Obama Care? 1.2857 0.04277 175 135 30 10
1038 I've gotta sign off now. This call has already cost me a buck. 1.2857 0.04200 175 134 32 9
1039 Does this mean the ride is over? 1.2857 0.03958 175 131 38 6
1040 Just calling to say it's over, Ellen. But it's been a helluva ride! 1.2857 0.03958 175 131 38 6
1041 No, no, nothing serious, what are you up to? 1.2857 0.04121 175 133 34 8
1042 Honey, the signal is much better now. 1.2857 0.04121 175 133 34 8
1043 Hold on, I forgot to put you on rodeo mode. 1.2857 0.04354 175 136 28 11
1044 I'll call ya when I get a break! 1.2857 0.03875 175 130 40 5
1045 Such a relief to have some time off from my White House job! 1.2857 0.04502 175 138 24 13
1046 No, I can talk... 1.2857 0.04041 175 132 36 7
1047 Hang on, I'll call you from the E. R. 1.2857 0.04200 175 134 32 9
1048 Oh, I thought you said I should go buck myself. 1.2857 0.04200 175 134 32 9
1049 Concierge? Do you have any immediate massage openings? 1.2857 0.03875 175 130 40 5
1050 Sure, I can talk. 1.2857 0.04121 175 133 34 8
1051 But boss, I'm really going to the hospital this time. 1.2857 0.04200 175 134 32 9
1052 Hang on, I think I'm about to drop the call. 1.2857 0.04277 175 135 30 10
1053 No worries – my current long-distance plan is just a buck a call. 1.2857 0.04277 175 135 30 10
1054 Hold on, I’m losing my connection! 1.2857 0.04041 175 132 36 7
1055 It feels a lot like my last marriage 1.2857 0.03958 175 131 38 6
1056 Hold on, I better switch you to hands-free. 1.2857 0.04041 175 132 36 7
1057 And do you take Anthem Blue Cross? 1.2857 0.04041 175 132 36 7
1058 Oh, you know, same old same old, just horsing around. 1.2857 0.04200 175 134 32 9
1059 It's proving to be an over the top experience as promised in the brochure! 1.2857 0.04200 175 134 32 9
1060 Best. Lunch. Hour. Ever! 1.2857 0.04041 175 132 36 7
1061 Hold on I have to instagram something. 1.2857 0.04121 175 133 34 8
1062 This is still a better experience than my time with the Trump administration. 1.2857 0.04277 175 135 30 10
1063 I am so over goat yoga. 1.2857 0.04277 175 135 30 10
1064 Hold on, I'm about to enter a dead zone. 1.2857 0.04354 175 136 28 11
1065 This completes my bucket list 1.2857 0.04277 175 135 30 10
1066 In a moment we’re going to have a dropped call. I’ll call you back from the ambulance. 1.2857 0.04200 175 134 32 9
1067 Sounds good. Well, gotta bounce, bro. 1.2857 0.04277 175 135 30 10
1068 Hold on a sec. I’m gonna try and send you one epic selfie! 1.2857 0.03958 175 131 38 6
1069 Hold on, my service provider just kicked me off again. 1.2857 0.04277 175 135 30 10
1070 For horse-riding lessons, press 1... 1.2857 0.04121 175 133 34 8
1071 This is the fun part. Hitting the ground, not so much. 1.2857 0.03958 175 131 38 6
1072 I get it! I get it! “The buck stops here”! 1.2857 0.04121 175 133 34 8
1073 OK, I will be down in a minute 1.2840 0.03579 169 122 46 1
1074 Lunch? Well, at the moment it looks like I'll be in the hospital for a few days -- how about sometime next week? 1.2840 0.04212 169 129 32 8
1075 ‘Go ahead. I’m no longer on hold.’ 1.2832 0.04145 173 132 33 8
1076 Yeah, the results of the Gallop poll are very promising. 1.2832 0.04381 173 135 27 11
1077 Holy Mackerel, all I said was 'I like Trump'. 1.2832 0.04381 173 135 27 11
1078 Oh, just horsing around, how about you ? 1.2832 0.03979 173 130 37 6
1079 Hey, I may start to break up. 1.2832 0.04304 173 134 29 10
1080 I'm putting you on speaker. I've got to video this. 1.2832 0.03979 173 130 37 6
1081 Same old, same old, and you?? 1.2832 0.04145 173 132 33 8
1082 NO, NO, NO . I said I'm on a " Bucking" Bronco. 1.2832 0.04304 173 134 29 10
1083 Well it's not my first ro....Oh I guess it is. 1.2832 0.04225 173 133 31 9
1084 YES I love it! I'm quite literally head over heels. 1.2832 0.04225 173 133 31 9
1085 I am going to have to let you go, we are about to prepare for landing. 1.2832 0.04063 173 131 35 7
1086 No! I said I was "bucked off"! 1.2832 0.04532 173 137 23 13
1087 Well, at least I finally completed my bucket list. 1.2816 0.03788 174 129 41 4
1088 I'll call you back at the end of my break. 1.2814 0.04063 167 126 35 6
1089 The ride up here was rough, but now I’ve got a good signal 1.2807 0.04001 171 129 36 6
1090 Yeah, I just got the hands free option. 1.2807 0.04169 171 131 32 8
1091 Hold on. Let me get this selfie! 1.2807 0.04251 171 132 30 9
1092 I swear, Dave. It's even better than those juice cleanses Susan won't stop talking about! 1.2807 0.04487 171 135 24 12
1093 All this horse-trading gets a little exciting at times, Bob! 1.2807 0.04086 171 130 34 7
1094 Did you see that selfie? Me, masterfully astride a HUGE horse! 1.2807 0.04410 171 134 26 11
1095 No I didn’t sign the dude ranch disclaimer. You’ll take the case? 1.2807 0.04251 171 132 30 9
1096 My connection's unstable. 1.2807 0.04251 171 132 30 9
1097 It was this or spending the weekend with my mother-in-law. 1.2807 0.04563 171 136 22 13
1098 Is the Jake? From State Farm? 1.2807 0.04331 171 133 28 10
1099 Yes Elon. The self driving Mustang. Some emission, small footprint. 1.2807 0.04001 171 129 36 6
1100 We’re like the Flying Wallendas, except with a horse and a tax attorney. 1.2807 0.03825 171 127 40 4
1101 Can I call you back? 1.2807 0.04251 171 132 30 9
1102 Hello, Jackie Chan Horse Training Center, can you please hold for a moment? 1.2807 0.04251 171 132 30 9
1103 No, no, not a bad time at all! 1.2800 0.03940 175 132 37 6
1104 I said it RHYMES WITH buck me!!! 1.2798 0.04381 168 131 27 10
1105 No, no, 'Broncs' not 'Bronx' 1.2798 0.04130 168 128 33 7
1106 Bill these Tinder dates just keep getting weirder 1.2798 0.04462 168 132 25 11
1107 I can't hear you, I'm breaking up. 1.2798 0.04299 168 130 29 9
1108 Gotta go. I'll be landing soon. 1.2798 0.04299 168 130 29 9
1109 That's right, kids, I taught our horse how to dab. 1.2798 0.04043 168 127 35 6
1110 Well yes, I actually am interested in switching my cable service provider 1.2798 0.04215 168 129 31 8
1111 Well I WAS calling to say 'I'm back in the saddle'. 1.2798 0.04043 168 127 35 6
1112 Me, I'm in the air about to land. How about you? 1.2798 0.04215 168 129 31 8
1113 Well, it looks like my flight is about to land. 1.2798 0.04130 168 128 33 7
1114 Something just came up---let me get back to you. 1.2798 0.04299 168 130 29 9
1115 Not breaking up, just about to break my neck! 1.2798 0.04381 168 131 27 10
1116 My deductible is how much? 1.2798 0.04215 168 129 31 8
1117 And then the horse says, "I've fallen and I can't giddyup" 1.2798 0.04215 168 129 31 8
1118 Mom, remember that pony I wanted as a kid?" 1.2798 0.04299 168 130 29 9
1119 Hi Mom! Are you watching channel twelve? 1.2798 0.03673 168 123 43 2
1120 Sorry it's a little loud. I'm working on my work-life balance. 1.2798 0.04299 168 130 29 9
1121 yes--a flip phone 1.2798 0.04130 168 128 33 7
1122 Shaken, not stirred 1.2798 0.04462 168 132 25 11
1123 I head over heels about this ranch trip. 1.2798 0.03862 168 125 39 4
1124 I can’t talk now. I’m flying. 1.2798 0.03953 168 126 37 5
1125 Another day working in the White House 1.2798 0.04381 168 131 27 10
1126 I love this part... 1.2798 0.04215 168 129 31 8
1127 Yeah, the dude ranch is a total de-stressor. I haven't thought about Trump all morning. 1.2798 0.04130 168 128 33 7
1128 I’ll be down in a second! 1.2798 0.04462 168 132 25 11
1129 Hey...just a second...my Uber is dropping me off. 1.2798 0.04541 168 133 23 12
1130 Let me know when you can clearly see both of our faces together in the frame. 1.2798 0.04215 168 129 31 8
1131 The White House Director of Communications job is going great! 1.2798 0.04381 168 131 27 10
1132 That's what happens when you text and ride. 1.2798 0.04130 168 128 33 7
1133 Amazon, one bottle of aspirin, please 1.2798 0.04299 168 130 29 9
1134 This is ironic Sweety, but the buck actually does start here. 1.2791 0.04065 172 131 34 7
1135 Sorry, but that really threw me. 1.2781 0.04109 169 129 33 7
1136 Siri, real quick question about horseback riding. 1.2781 0.04438 169 133 25 11
1137 Quick Mom, turn on Sports Channel 1.2781 0.03933 169 127 37 5
1138 All right, all right,, I'll stop introducing you as "My Little Pony!" 1.2781 0.04277 169 131 29 9
1139 Yeah... the views out West are breathtaking! 1.2781 0.04109 169 129 33 7
1140 Not much. Just horsin' around. 1.2781 0.04022 169 128 35 6
1141 Oh - not much. How about you? 1.2781 0.03933 169 127 37 5
1142 Same ol, same ol. What's new with you? 1.2781 0.03933 169 127 37 5
1143 Hey, Ma. Yea, I'm fine. Could I call you back? 1.2781 0.04022 169 128 35 6
1144 Oh I just got thrown by a bronco and about to break my neck, but I can talk, sure! 1.2781 0.04358 169 132 27 10
1145 Great news honey! Remember that promotion I was bucking for... 1.2781 0.04358 169 132 27 10
1146 Can I call you back from the hospital? 1.2781 0.04277 169 131 29 9
1147 I'll text you as soon as I land 1.2781 0.04194 169 130 31 8
1148 I will be landing momentarily. You can pick me up at ground level. 1.2781 0.04022 169 128 35 6
1149 Honestly, I think I have found something just as exciting as the rough and tumble world of arbitrage! 1.2781 0.03933 169 127 37 5
1150 This WAS my first rodeo. 1.2781 0.04277 169 131 29 9
1151 Oh, and can you text me a good orthopedist? 1.2781 0.04277 169 131 29 9
1152 Of course I’m bucking the trend; I’ve just got to land on my feet! 1.2781 0.04194 169 130 31 8
1153 Call you back when I land. 1.2781 0.03933 169 127 37 5
1154 You know that idea I had about riding a horse... 1.2781 0.04022 169 128 35 6
1155 Just horsing around 1.2781 0.04438 169 133 25 11
1156 Political stunt? Not if it gets us the rodeo demographic, it isn't! 1.2781 0.04194 169 130 31 8
1157 Hold on, let me take a selfie first. 1.2781 0.04194 169 130 31 8
1158 It's for you. 1.2781 0.04358 169 132 27 10
1159 They call it 'the equine paso doble!' 1.2781 0.04194 169 130 31 8
1160 I can't give you a firm answer - things over here are really up in the air right now. 1.2778 0.04400 162 126 27 9
1161 I'll be on the ground in a second. 1.2771 0.04065 166 126 34 6
1162 OK, I gotta go! 1.2771 0.04326 166 129 28 9
1163 Yup. WAY harder than the bull at the pub. 1.2771 0.04326 166 129 28 9
1164 I stayed longer on the horse than I did at my last job! 1.2771 0.04065 166 126 34 6
1165 No honey, nobody else is here. Seriously, I'm just horsing around! 1.2771 0.04065 166 126 34 6
1166 I couldn't resist. It's only a buck a call! 1.2771 0.04241 166 128 30 8
1167 Actually, I’m just about to take a break ... 1.2771 0.04065 166 126 34 6
1168 I clearly misunderstood the buck-a-call concept. 1.2771 0.04241 166 128 30 8
1169 No, not gonna be really busy for another 2-3 seconds. Why? 1.2771 0.04065 166 126 34 6
1170 Well, I certainly feel thrown, to say the least. 1.2771 0.04409 166 130 26 10
1171 I think I may need to change my ringtone. 1.2771 0.04154 166 127 32 7
1172 Ohhh! Rodeo DRIVE! I thought you said - 1.2771 0.04154 166 127 32 7
1173 911, yes this is an emergency! 1.2771 0.04241 166 128 30 8
1174 Thank you for calling bronco customer service. Your projected hold time is less than 8 seconds 1.2771 0.04154 166 127 32 7
1175 Tell everyone - I’ve finally found a substitute for all that cocaine! 1.2771 0.03974 166 125 36 5
1176 Too much horsepower! 1.2771 0.04065 166 126 34 6
1177 Yippee-ki-yay yourself. You had me neutered. 1.2771 0.04572 166 132 22 12
1178 Call you back; my ride is leaving. 1.2771 0.04154 166 127 32 7
1179 I’m calling because it’s too hard to text at this time 1.2771 0.03786 166 123 40 3
1180 Did you say I'm breaking up? 1.2771 0.04326 166 129 28 9
1181 "Hello, Uber? I'd like to file a complaint about the driver you sent me. 1.2771 0.04241 166 128 30 8
1182 I haven't had this much fun since I worked in the White House! 1.2771 0.04326 166 129 28 9
1183 That's right — and the horse you rode in on! 1.2771 0.04572 166 132 22 12
1184 Hello? Uber customer service? 1.2754 0.04386 167 131 26 10
1185 Hello, you've reached my mane line. 1.2754 0.04468 167 132 24 11
1186 I can't believe he would laugh about beating a dead horse! 1.2745 0.04470 153 119 26 8
1187 We are SO going to win Dancing with the Horses. 1.2744 0.04087 164 125 33 6
1188 Can I change my answer to "truth"?! 1.2744 0.04178 164 126 31 7
1189 Cell service is good, but I may break up. 1.2744 0.04178 164 126 31 7
1190 Best Groupon ever! And I still have seven seconds left! 1.2744 0.04684 164 132 19 13
1191 I’m about to lose coverage. 1.2744 0.04604 164 131 21 12
1192 Hi honey, can you check to see if our accident policy covers wrangling while intoxicated? 1.2744 0.04353 164 128 27 9
1193 I said "ride to Philly," not "to ride a filly"! 1.2744 0.04178 164 126 31 7
1194 I'm just breaking in a new phone 1.2744 0.04266 164 127 29 8
1195 Ringtone Cowboy 1.2744 0.04266 164 127 29 8
1196 I’ll be landing shortly. Meet me at the hospital in about an hour. 1.2744 0.03994 164 124 35 5
1197 Hey, Bob! I just saved 10% on my horse insurance! 1.2744 0.04087 164 125 33 6
1198 I'm falling off my horse; what's up with you? 1.2744 0.04266 164 127 29 8
1199 I know, but it's the last day for my Groupon. 1.2744 0.03994 164 124 35 5
1200 So much for multitasking... 1.2744 0.04438 164 129 25 10
1201 It was then I realized the benefit of a hands free phone. 1.2744 0.03900 164 123 37 4
1202 Check out this video I'm about to post of me breaking my neck! 1.2744 0.04353 164 128 27 9
1203 Just a minute. I think I just left my comfort zone. 1.2744 0.04266 164 127 29 8
1204 It’s just a horse, how hard can it beeeee! 1.2744 0.04438 164 129 25 10
1205 He's the one making the big bucks around here. 1.2744 0.04087 164 125 33 6
1206 What do you mean I can't bring him on the plane? He's my Emotional Support Bronco. 1.2744 0.04438 164 129 25 10
1207 Hi, just checking if there's any way to lower my deductible and no I can't hold. 1.2744 0.04266 164 127 29 8
1208 Don’t worry, I never text while riding. 1.2744 0.04087 164 125 33 6
1209 911 whats your emergency 1.2744 0.03994 164 124 35 5
1210 No, silly, I am not sitting on the toilet. 1.2744 0.04266 164 127 29 8
1211 There are worse ways to make a buck. 1.2733 0.04492 161 127 24 10
1212 And so I go, ‘Hold your horses!’ 1.2733 0.04225 161 124 30 7
1213 No worries. It will be obsolete before I hit the ground. 1.2733 0.04577 161 128 22 11
1214 Sure, the commute is longer, but you can't beat the rents out here!" 1.2733 0.04132 161 123 32 6
1215 I'm going to Airplane Mode now. Love you! 1.2733 0.03939 161 121 36 4
1216 I can’t commit to anything - I’m up in the air at the moment. 1.2733 0.04225 161 124 30 7
1217 I've got the horse right here. . . 1.2733 0.04405 161 126 26 9
1218 Well it's definitely an improvement over the bull, Terry 1.2733 0.04132 161 123 32 6
1219 I've just been unfriended. 1.2733 0.04132 161 123 32 6
1220 Call you back. I’m about to lose my signal... 1.2733 0.04225 161 124 30 7
1221 Ha ha! No, I'm just horsin' around. 1.2733 0.04405 161 126 26 9
1222 I'll be off in a second 1.2733 0.04225 161 124 30 7
1223 Hold on, I'm Breaking up. 1.2733 0.04132 161 123 32 6
1224 Mom, I’m a little busy right now. 1.2733 0.03939 161 121 36 4
1225 Janet, I think you may have been right after all about the advantages of bluetooth earphone. 1.2733 0.04132 161 123 32 6
1226 So far, this feels EXACTLY like the virtual reality version! 1.2733 0.04405 161 126 26 9
1227 I was on hold... 1.2733 0.04316 161 125 28 8
1228 Well, NOW it's a flip phone. 1.2733 0.04492 161 127 24 10
1229 No, everything is good dear. Why do you ask? 1.2733 0.04132 161 123 32 6
1230 Not much. Just out for a ride. What are you up to? 1.2733 0.04492 161 127 24 10
1231 In fairness, the Craigslist ad did say I could have him for one buck. 1.2733 0.03840 161 120 38 3
1232 I knew he was a horse trader, but I thought I was getting a Ford Bronco. 1.2733 0.04492 161 127 24 10
1233 I’m using a flip phone, so service is a little shaky 1.2733 0.04316 161 125 28 8
1234 Hang on a second, I'm dismounting to take your call. 1.2733 0.04225 161 124 30 7
1235 Mind if I put you on speaker? 1.2733 0.04316 161 125 28 8
1236 Not doing much, just horsing around. 1.2733 0.04225 161 124 30 7
1237 Gambling with other people's savings just wasn't exposing me to enough personal risk. 1.2733 0.04132 161 123 32 6
1238 No, don't put me on hold! 1.2733 0.04492 161 127 24 10
1239 Please continue to hold. Your call will be answered in the order received. 1.2733 0.04405 161 126 26 9
1240 Hi! All good. Things just up in the air! 1.2733 0.04225 161 124 30 7
1241 And I got fired by the president all in the same​ day, what are the odds? 1.2733 0.04132 161 123 32 6
1242 Relax, will you? It’s only illegal to talk on your cell phone if you’re driving a CAR! 1.2733 0.04132 161 123 32 6
1243 Reins? 1.2733 0.04225 161 124 30 7
1244 I said, "Don't touch me there!" 1.2733 0.04037 161 122 34 5
1245 Yeah, I don't think I'm gonna get back on the horse. 1.2733 0.04037 161 122 34 5
1246 Just trying to buck the white collar worker stereotype 1.2733 0.04492 161 127 24 10
1247 I'm test driving a new mustang... it's just a mid-life crisis thing... Gotta hang up. 1.2733 0.04037 161 122 34 5
1248 It's not as smooth a ride as my old Mustang. 1.2733 0.04405 161 126 26 9
1249 I am being bucked off...I'm at a therapy dude ranch for cellphone addicts. 1.2733 0.04316 161 125 28 8
1250 This isn't quite what I meant by 'a fast buck'... 1.2733 0.04225 161 124 30 7
1251 Let me tell you, there is nothing like connecting with nature... 1.2733 0.04405 161 126 26 9
1252 Let me bounce this off you 1.2733 0.04405 161 126 26 9
1253 The President said what?! 1.2733 0.04577 161 128 22 11
1254 Don't worry, this isn't my first rodeo. 1.2733 0.04225 161 124 30 7
1255 Whoa, gotta go! My minutes are up! 1.2733 0.03840 161 120 38 3
1256 No, no! I said "Hold on, I'm getting BUCKED hard!" 1.2733 0.04405 161 126 26 9
1257 'Hallo, IT support? How do I exit this game?' 1.2733 0.04492 161 127 24 10
1258 Oooooh, I thought you said to go BUCK myself. 1.2733 0.04225 161 124 30 7
1259 Hold on, I'm getting kicked off the network. 1.2733 0.04577 161 128 22 11
1260 Nah, just your usual ups and downs... 1.2733 0.04037 161 122 34 5
1261 On my way, sir! I'm flying over Wyoming right now. 1.2733 0.04316 161 125 28 8
1262 The Oft-forgotten Modernist Dressage 1.2733 0.04132 161 123 32 6
1263 Of course I’m happy I left the White House. 1.2733 0.04492 161 127 24 10
1264 They said it would never work, but the epileptic stallion and the masochist cowboy lived happily ever after. 1.2733 0.04225 161 124 30 7
1265 No sweetheart, I don't think Santa is giving you a Pony this year... 1.2733 0.04405 161 126 26 9
1266 Hold on, you'll get a kick out of this. 1.2733 0.04037 161 122 34 5
1267 My new VR desk is legit. 1.2733 0.04492 161 127 24 10
1268 I get no kick from champagne... 1.2733 0.04132 161 123 32 6
1269 No,boss. I'm right here in the office,trying to stay on top of,uh ... things. 1.2733 0.04225 161 124 30 7
1270 Bucking the odds, I'd say I'll be late for dinner." 1.2733 0.04316 161 125 28 8
1271 Some kind of team building event. 1.2733 0.04316 161 125 28 8
1272 The commute is rough but I do love working outdoors. 1.2733 0.03939 161 121 36 4
1273 At the dude ranch, you totally forget all your other problems! 1.2733 0.04492 161 127 24 10
1274 Got it! If I live, this goes viral! 1.2722 0.03822 169 127 38 4
1275 Hold on while I take a selfie. 1.2716 0.04292 162 126 28 8
1276 Yes, he can talk. He just said, "Get on, I'll give you a ride to remember." 1.2716 0.04202 162 125 30 7
1277 He just bucked me off! This is so much more fun than virtual reality! Yes, I'll call you from the emergency room! 1.2716 0.04381 162 127 26 9
1278 I've decided on the Mustang — it has more kick. 1.2716 0.04015 162 123 34 5
1279 Darling, i'm having a lovely time, but if we' d get cut off would you mind calling an ambulance? 1.2716 0.04381 162 127 26 9
1280 I tend to ignore my problems until they hit me in the face. 1.2704 0.04609 159 127 21 11
1281 And…there will be no more talk about gelding. 1.2704 0.04342 159 124 27 8
1282 I need a horse whisper ASAP 1.2704 0.04342 159 124 27 8
1283 Absolutely, Marge. I'll be off in just a second. 1.2704 0.04155 159 122 31 6
1284 Guess what... I took your advice about moving to the broncs to get into freelance riding. 1.2704 0.04155 159 122 31 6
1285 Call me back. I am going to be out for awhile. 1.2704 0.04250 159 123 29 7
1286 Sorry, my call might get dropped! 1.2704 0.04155 159 122 31 6
1287 Herb, let me call you right back. I am just about to land. 1.2704 0.04058 159 121 33 5
1288 This isn't what I meant by 'add a contract rider'... 1.2704 0.04433 159 125 25 9
1289 Can you hold 1.2704 0.04058 159 121 33 5
1290 Ok, now one more time for my Snapchat! 1.2704 0.04250 159 123 29 7
1291 My wife also throws a fit when I talk on my cell when she is in the room. 1.2704 0.04250 159 123 29 7
1292 This is SO much better than the corporate life! 1.2704 0.04342 159 124 27 8
1293 Wait'll you see the selfie I took! 1.2704 0.04342 159 124 27 8
1294 I've never felt more alive! 1.2704 0.03959 159 120 35 4
1295 You didn't hear me correctly, I said I ve just been bucked! 1.2704 0.04433 159 125 25 9
1296 I'll call you back. We're losing our connection. 1.2704 0.03959 159 120 35 4
1297 Are you buckin' kiddin' me! 1.2704 0.04342 159 124 27 8
1298 Hold on, I’m getting another call. 1.2704 0.04250 159 123 29 7
1299 I cant text while I'm riding! 1.2704 0.04342 159 124 27 8
1300 Hold on, let me put on speakerphone. 1.2704 0.04433 159 125 25 9
1301 Just tryin’ to make a buck. How ‘bout you? 1.2704 0.04250 159 123 29 7
1302 Can I call you back? I took an inexpensive alternative to Uber and my driver and I just got into an argument. 1.2704 0.04433 159 125 25 9
1303 No, I never text and ride... 1.2704 0.04250 159 123 29 7
1304 Meet me at the gate. I'm about to land. 1.2704 0.04250 159 123 29 7
1305 I'm sorry, I'm going to have to take this! 1.2704 0.04155 159 122 31 6
1306 Hi honey. Buy some insurance. 1.2704 0.03959 159 120 35 4
1307 I'll betcha can't guess where I am right now 1.2704 0.04342 159 124 27 8
1308 Hold on, I'm about to hit a dead zone. 1.2704 0.04433 159 125 25 9
1309 Don't worry I am not driving. 1.2688 0.04409 160 126 25 9
1310 I should have just called an Uber. 1.2688 0.04318 160 125 27 8
1311 Hey, gotta go. Widow Maker, here, has got a bug up her you know what. 1.2675 0.04275 157 122 28 7
1312 I don’t think I’m going to be in work tomorrow. 1.2675 0.04462 157 124 24 9
1313 You've caught me at a bad time, Margaret. 1.2675 0.04080 157 120 32 5
1314 Hey, I may lose you in a bit" 1.2675 0.03978 157 119 34 4
1315 Hello, Manulife? I like to change my deductible please. 1.2675 0.04553 157 125 22 10
1316 Yeah, it's called the 'Cowboy Experience,' I found a coupon online! 1.2675 0.04462 157 124 24 9
1317 Hi honey. I’m on the hor.... Scratch that; I’m OFF the horse. 1.2671 0.04015 161 123 33 5
1318 Never text and ride 1.2662 0.04226 154 119 29 6
1319 It’s a dynamic work environment! 1.2662 0.04226 154 119 29 6
1320 Siri! Call an ambulance! 1.2662 0.04326 154 120 27 7
1321 Never a horse that couldn't be rode, never a suit that couldn't be throwed 1.2662 0.04125 154 118 31 5
1322 Howdy! My plans are a bit up in the air, but I have a few secs to chat... 1.2662 0.04226 154 119 29 6
1323 Siri, where is the nearest rodeo clown? 1.2662 0.04020 154 117 33 4
1324 Hold on...I have to take a selfie! 1.2662 0.04125 154 118 31 5
1325 And then I was, like, 'whoah!' 1.2662 0.04423 154 121 25 8
1326 On second thought, cancel the turkey on whole wheat with sprouts to-go and send an ambulance 1.2662 0.04326 154 120 27 7
1327 Dr. Doe? Yes, I'm calling to see if you have an opening for an appointment on Monday. You do? Great! 1.2662 0.04020 154 117 33 4
1328 Playful rascal, ain't ya? 1.2662 0.04517 154 122 23 9
1329 Hey, I'll call you back after I land. 1.2662 0.04020 154 117 33 4
1330 Sorry but I can't talk right now. I just took off. 1.2662 0.04020 154 117 33 4
1331 whoa, hold on. I've got to take this fall. 1.2662 0.04423 154 121 25 8
1332 I'm finally living my best life. 1.2662 0.04226 154 119 29 6
1333 Woo hoo, 5G! 1.2662 0.04423 154 121 25 8
1334 A buck a minute, no way! 1.2662 0.04125 154 118 31 5
1335 Can I call you back? Something's just thrown me. 1.2662 0.04423 154 121 25 8
1336 Honey, there's a good chance I won't be home for supper tonight or any night. 1.2662 0.04020 154 117 33 4
1337 And a few kickbacks never hurt, either!" 1.2662 0.04326 154 120 27 7
1338 Not much, just horsing around. How about you? 1.2662 0.04423 154 121 25 8
1339 Yeah! Unlimited data. And it only cost me a few bucks! 1.2662 0.04020 154 117 33 4
1340 I need a ride home. 1.2662 0.04125 154 118 31 5
1341 Ha ha. That's amazing. You always make my life seem so boring. 1.2662 0.04226 154 119 29 6
1342 Can you hold a second I've got to take this fall? 1.2662 0.04226 154 119 29 6
1343 Let me call you back, I've just been bumped from my trip home. 1.2662 0.04226 154 119 29 6
1344 Yeah, um...can I call you back in a couple of minutes? 1.2662 0.04226 154 119 29 6
1345 What comes after, "Yippee ki yay?" 1.2662 0.04423 154 121 25 8
1346 I'll show you how to make a buck! 1.2662 0.04226 154 119 29 6
1347 No, I’ve got time to talk. 1.2662 0.04517 154 122 23 9
1348 Honey this will be the perfect place to send your mother! 1.2662 0.04326 154 120 27 7
1349 No, goat yoga is so yesterday. Trust me. Horses! Horses! 1.2662 0.04226 154 119 29 6
1350 Five seconds better than last year. 1.2662 0.04423 154 121 25 8
1351 Oh, no honey, it’s just Jake, from State Farm 1.2662 0.04125 154 118 31 5
1352 I just took a great selfie riding with no hands 1.2662 0.04226 154 119 29 6
1353 I don't know. I can think of worse ways to make a buck. 1.2662 0.04226 154 119 29 6
1354 I’ll be there as soon as I can. Something came up. 1.2662 0.04326 154 120 27 7
1355 And this is my first dismount! 1.2662 0.04125 154 118 31 5
1356 Sorry! It must have been a butt call. 1.2662 0.04226 154 119 29 6
1357 Hey, cowboy, you do what you want, but I ain't jumping' that fence for a lousy bunch of hay. 1.2635 0.04732 148 119 19 10
1358 Honey, can I call you right back? I'm in the middle of something. 1.2632 0.04451 152 120 24 8
1359 Could I put you on hold? I have another fall coming..." 1.2632 0.04251 152 118 28 6
1360 I'll give you another update when I land. 1.2632 0.04041 152 116 32 4
1361 How did "City Slickers 2" end? 1.2632 0.04352 152 119 26 7
1362 'I shouldn't have Call to the Post as my ringtone.' 1.2632 0.04352 152 119 26 7
1363 Hi Mom, no, no, now’s a good time. 1.2632 0.04147 152 117 30 5
1364 Mrs. Jones, I understand you feel the market's been volatile, but volatility is all relative. 1.2632 0.04251 152 118 28 6
1365 Me? Nothing, just horsing around. 1.2632 0.04736 152 123 18 11
1366 As a matter of fact, this IS my first rodeo. 1.2632 0.04251 152 118 28 6
1367 I'm thinking about going into glue. 1.2632 0.04352 152 119 26 7
1368 It’s like virtual reality but there’s more of a kick. 1.2614 0.04226 153 119 28 6
1369 No, boss! I said bucked offffffff! 1.2614 0.04018 153 117 32 4
1370 I'm telling you, Lennie, the public is tired of Dancing with the Stars. Dancing with Horses is the next big thing. 1.2603 0.04353 146 114 26 6
1371 I'll call you back the moment I regain consciousness. 1.2600 0.04579 150 120 21 9
1372 I’m flying right now; I’ll call you back when we land. 1.2600 0.04276 150 117 27 6
1373 Good one, Thunder, but wait till I get my spurs on! 1.2600 0.04061 150 115 31 4
1374 Press record! Press record! 1.2600 0.04379 150 118 25 7
1375 Well, I got worse news a half a second ago 1.2600 0.04170 150 116 29 5
1376 So next Wednesday works for you? 1.2600 0.04170 150 116 29 5
1377 You can lead a horse to water but he really doesn’t like business talk. 1.2600 0.04480 150 119 23 8
1378 Yea, I'm having a rough day! 1.2600 0.04276 150 117 27 6
1379 I'm flying through the air with the greatest of ease! 1.2600 0.04276 150 117 27 6
1380 I'm running late and I'll need wheelchair access. 1.2600 0.04770 150 122 17 11
1381 Yeah, almost home, honey 1.2600 0.04480 150 119 23 8
1382 Busy?...No, just horsin around. Whatsup? 1.2600 0.04379 150 118 25 7
1383 There's a chance the call may be dropped. 1.2600 0.04061 150 115 31 4
1384 Gotta go - need to switch to Airplane Mode. 1.2600 0.04276 150 117 27 6
1385 Yeah, it’s this new cell phone plan—only a buck a day. 1.2600 0.04276 150 117 27 6
1386 including the hula hoop was my big mistake 1.2600 0.04676 150 121 19 10
1387 Can I open my eyes now? 1.2600 0.04579 150 120 21 9
1388 This is so much better than being a desk jockey. 1.2600 0.04579 150 120 21 9
1389 Hold on let me grab my pen 1.2600 0.04061 150 115 31 4
1390 It's still much safer than cars 1.2600 0.03949 150 114 33 3
1391 He said I could ride him for a buck. 1.2600 0.04379 150 118 25 7
1392 Yeah, honey, the team building day is going great. 1.2600 0.04170 150 116 29 5
1393 I love you too Babe! 1.2600 0.04170 150 116 29 5
1394 I'm not horsing around. Things are really up in the air right now. 1.2600 0.04170 150 116 29 5
1395 How fast can you deliver a riding helmet? 1.2600 0.04480 150 119 23 8
1396 Ok pal,here’s were you get off. Have a nice day. 1.2600 0.04276 150 117 27 6
1397 Still better than the office 1.2600 0.04276 150 117 27 6
1398 Huh, ...he must think I said, buck-off" 1.2600 0.04770 150 122 17 11
1399 Noooo, I'm not texting while riding! 1.2600 0.04579 150 120 21 9
1400 I thought you said there was an App for this. 1.2600 0.04276 150 117 27 6
1401 I may lose you in a moment. 1.2600 0.04276 150 117 27 6
1402 I might be late. 1.2600 0.04276 150 117 27 6
1403 Just a tad bumpier than a Manhattan cab ride. 1.2600 0.04276 150 117 27 6
1404 Of course I’m not texting! 1.2600 0.03949 150 114 33 3
1405 I'm using my rollover minutes. 1.2600 0.04170 150 116 29 5
1406 Feels like a million bucks! 1.2600 0.04379 150 118 25 7
1407 So then she said, 'you'll never last 8 seconds.' And I was like, "I'll show you!" 1.2600 0.03949 150 114 33 3
1408 Nothing that can't wait... 1.2600 0.04276 150 117 27 6
1409 Hello ? Dressage hotline ? 1.2600 0.04276 150 117 27 6
1410 Why am I in Wyoming? 1.2600 0.04379 150 118 25 7
1411 Anthony Scaramucci finds a career he can hold onto "long term" 1.2600 0.04480 150 119 23 8
1412 Nah, I'm not busy. 1.2600 0.04379 150 118 25 7
1413 Hang on, Jeff. This could be the horse people calling back now. 1.2600 0.04480 150 119 23 8
1414 Dad! My internship's going great! 1.2600 0.04579 150 120 21 9
1415 I'm switching to airplane mode for safety." 1.2600 0.04170 150 116 29 5
1416 Hang on, I'm getting another call. 1.2600 0.04379 150 118 25 7
1417 You get the same cathartic beat down without the unstable cult leader with multiple personalities! 1.2600 0.04276 150 117 27 6
1418 I'm sorry, honey, but Daddy's a little busy right now. 1.2600 0.03949 150 114 33 3
1419 Hi, I’d like to add “Horse Accident” to my insurance plan – effective immediately. 1.2600 0.04379 150 118 25 7
1420 I know, the caption contest hasn't been fun for years. 1.2600 0.04379 150 118 25 7
1421 It’s gonna hurt for a while, but I have a great selfie. 1.2600 0.04170 150 116 29 5
1422 About to land. I'll call you when we're at the gate. 1.2600 0.04276 150 117 27 6
1423 You know how you keep telling me not to drive and use my cell phone? I think I can add another place I shouldn't. 1.2585 0.03872 147 111 34 2
1424 That's great! Hey, my phone is about to die... 1.2585 0.04433 147 116 24 7
1425 Yes, I would like to take a brief survey. 1.2585 0.03991 147 112 32 3
1426 Believe it or not, Rachel, I’m having a bucking good time. 1.2585 0.04327 147 115 26 6
1427 Well there's being thrown and then there's being thrown for a loop and right now I'm in the latter. 1.2585 0.04638 147 118 20 9
1428 Ha! - You should see me when I'm off my meds. 1.2585 0.04327 147 115 26 6
1429 Did you say "stirrups?" 1.2585 0.04327 147 115 26 6
1430 I promise you honey, I’m not horsing around again! 1.2585 0.04537 147 117 22 8
1431 I have no clue why they call this dude ranch, "Broke Back Mountain." 1.2585 0.04106 147 113 30 4
1432 It looks like I won’t be getting back to you on that. 1.2585 0.04218 147 114 28 5
1433 I'll text you when I land at the gate. 1.2585 0.04433 147 116 24 7
1434 Tell corporate I'm not in the race anymore 1.2585 0.03991 147 112 32 3
1435 It may be my last Selfie, but it will be a great Selfie! 1.2585 0.04327 147 115 26 6
1436 Yep - that's the concussion kicking in. 1.2585 0.04433 147 116 24 7
1437 Wait . . . what sort of "hits" were you talking about? 1.2585 0.04327 147 115 26 6
1438 I'll call you back. I'm going through a pummel. 1.2585 0.04218 147 114 28 5
1439 It's okay, in Wyoming it's legal to use a cell phone while operating a vehicle. 1.2585 0.04433 147 116 24 7
1440 Ha ha, you said "you should take a bus to the Bronx" not "you should take to bustin' Broncs". 1.2585 0.04218 147 114 28 5
1441 Hands free, my ass! 1.2585 0.04218 147 114 28 5
1442 Just a quick Hi and Bye: I'm about to lose consciousness. 1.2585 0.04537 147 117 22 8
1443 Well, let me tell you, this is the last time I’m taking Uber. 1.2585 0.04218 147 114 28 5
1444 Hold for a second. I have to get this. 1.2585 0.04327 147 115 26 6
1445 ...So I said "Horses? They LOVE me." 1.2585 0.04327 147 115 26 6
1446 It’s okay. I’m hands free. 1.2585 0.04327 147 115 26 6
1447 Great news! My insurer says my rates won't go up after one accident. 1.2585 0.03991 147 112 32 3
1448 Do you think I would really tell you, even if this was my first rodeo 1.2585 0.04106 147 113 30 4
1449 No bucked...I'm getting bucked. The deals fine. 1.2585 0.04433 147 116 24 7
1450 Yeah, the reception here is not good either. 1.2585 0.04327 147 115 26 6
1451 I have to stop texting while droving! 1.2585 0.04327 147 115 26 6
1452 So much for this bucket list. 1.2585 0.04327 147 115 26 6
1453 And for a few extra bucks, I get ten free apps. 1.2585 0.04537 147 117 22 8
1454 One rodeo clown, please. 1.2585 0.04738 147 119 18 10
1455 Boy, am I getting a bang for my buck! 1.2585 0.04327 147 115 26 6
1456 This merger's been a damn rodeo." 1.2585 0.04433 147 116 24 7
1457 Please put me back on hold. 1.2585 0.04327 147 115 26 6
1458 Hahahahaha! I can't believe you're still on a flip phone! 1.2585 0.04433 147 116 24 7
1459 Hey, do you mind if I put you on hold for just a sec? 1.2585 0.04433 147 116 24 7
1460 I really thought a bucking bronco was some kind of SUV! 1.2585 0.04327 147 115 26 6
1461 Buck me? Ha-Ha-Ha! No! Ha-Ha-Ha! Buck you! Right! And the...Ha-Ha-Ha...the horse...Ha-Ha-Ha...you rode in on! 1.2585 0.04433 147 116 24 7
1462 On second thought, I will take that double indemnity package. 1.2585 0.04218 147 114 28 5
1463 Sure... I'm head over heels about you, baby! 1.2585 0.04218 147 114 28 5
1464 You'll never believe what I'm doing right now. 1.2585 0.04327 147 115 26 6
1465 Sure, I've got time to talk about better health insurance. 1.2585 0.04738 147 119 18 10
1466 I'm posting the picture on Facebook right now! 1.2585 0.04106 147 113 30 4
1467 Burt, you just gotta try this new trust-building exercise!" 1.2585 0.04537 147 117 22 8
1468 I'm trying out my new this-is-gonna-smartphone. 1.2585 0.04738 147 119 18 10
1469 I said the word IS instead of ISN'T. The sentence should have been, “This ISN'T my first rodeo." 1.2585 0.04327 147 115 26 6
1470 No, I said I'm "bucked" 1.2585 0.04433 147 116 24 7
1471 Can you hold? I've got to take another fall. 1.2585 0.04218 147 114 28 5
1472 Yeah, but the first 8 seconds are free. 1.2585 0.04433 147 116 24 7
1473 Todd unknowingly stepped out of the stock art photo and into some biting social commentary about the state of our democracy. 1.2585 0.04433 147 116 24 7
1474 Whoa!! Really? 1.2585 0.04433 147 116 24 7
1475 Hey Siri, Google 'affordable chiropractors.' 1.2585 0.04327 147 115 26 6
1476 Maybe you were right about distracted rodeo riding. 1.2585 0.04327 147 115 26 6
1477 Hey, this is my stop; I'll need to call you back. 1.2585 0.04327 147 115 26 6
1478 Help! I'm about to fall and won't be able to giddyup! 1.2585 0.04433 147 116 24 7
1479 Yes, I went back to the old flip phone! 1.2585 0.04738 147 119 18 10
1480 It’s like the Trump Whitehouse. 1.2585 0.04537 147 117 22 8
1481 Nothing much. What’s new with you? 1.2585 0.04537 147 117 22 8
1482 Oh, so THAT'S what you meant by hands-free! 1.2585 0.04327 147 115 26 6
1483 My new career as horse whisperer is off to a flying start. 1.2585 0.04433 147 116 24 7
1484 Hi--what is your return policy? 1.2583 0.04353 151 119 25 7
1485 Hi, honey. I've got a problem at work, so I'll be late for dinner. 1.2583 0.04353 151 119 25 7
1486 I won't need any extra minutes this month 1.2583 0.04251 151 118 27 6
1487 i got to find a better way to make a buck 1.2583 0.04454 151 120 23 8
1488 Gotta go! 1.2583 0.04251 151 118 27 6
1489 I have to say, I'm a little thrown off. 1.2583 0.04251 151 118 27 6
1490 I didn't say dump. I said jump ! 1.2583 0.04454 151 120 23 8
1491 It'll be great to see you! Just look for me at the ER. 1.2568 0.03967 148 113 32 3
1492 Back at ya! Gotta fly. 1.2566 0.04122 152 118 29 5
1493 You're bouncing me because I didn't follow the dress code?? 1.2552 0.04671 145 117 19 9
1494 hi, can you confirm my medical deductible in the next 2-3 seconds? 1.2552 0.04353 145 114 25 6
1495 Mom stop worrying...I'm fine. 1.2552 0.04241 145 113 27 5
1496 I think my agent sent me on the wrong cattle call ... 1.2552 0.04241 145 113 27 5
1497 Back up on the horse, just like you ordered, doc! 1.2552 0.04461 145 115 23 7
1498 Yeeee Haw...That was one fine Bar-mitzvah 1.2552 0.04127 145 112 29 4
1499 Can...you...hear...me...now? 1.2552 0.04241 145 113 27 5
1500 Hold on, I’m going into a tuck-and-roll. 1.2552 0.04241 145 113 27 5
1501 Great news! I'll be there right after the hospital stay. 1.2552 0.04671 145 117 19 9
1502 Gotta go. I only get eight seconds per call with my new plan. 1.2552 0.04461 145 115 23 7
1503 It's not how you get bucked off. It's how you land. 1.2552 0.04127 145 112 29 4
1504 Hi Sid. Please pay the premiums on all of my insurance policies, stat! 1.2552 0.03888 145 110 33 2
1505 Yep, you're a lot clearer now. 1.2552 0.04241 145 113 27 5
1506 Bustin a bronc, you? 1.2552 0.04127 145 112 29 4
1507 The things I'll do for a buck! 1.2552 0.04241 145 113 27 5
1508 Enjoying my last moments of full physical mobility. 1.2552 0.04461 145 115 23 7
1509 Is the enrollment period for Obamacare still open? 1.2552 0.04461 145 115 23 7
1510 Forget tech start ups. This is where the big bucks are. 1.2552 0.04353 145 114 25 6
1511 I'll do anything for a buck! 1.2552 0.04461 145 115 23 7
1512 My health insurance that doesn't cover pre-existing conditions starts when? 1.2552 0.04241 145 113 27 5
1513 Phil! I'm in Westworld and I still have no idea what's going on. 1.2552 0.04353 145 114 25 6
1514 Oh, nothing much. How about you? 1.2552 0.04671 145 117 19 9
1515 This actually is my first rodeo, are they dangerous? 1.2552 0.04353 145 114 25 6
1516 Hello Blue Cross? How quickly can you bind coverage? 1.2552 0.04127 145 112 29 4
1517 Whoa, boy, don't take it personal. 'And the horse you rode in on' is just a figure of speech. 1.2535 0.04518 142 113 22 7
1518 Whatever the readers pick, it will likely be stupid and unfunny. 1.2535 0.05041 142 118 12 12
1519 You caught me at a great time, Bill! No screaming kids in the background. 1.2534 0.04102 146 113 29 4
1520 I think it's time to trade in my mustang for a Mustang! 1.2534 0.03865 146 111 33 2
1521 Hands freeeeeeeeeeeee! 1.2534 0.04434 146 116 23 7
1522 It's lots better than VR, so far. 1.2534 0.04326 146 115 25 6
1523 It’s great here, no one’s on each other’s back. 1.2517 0.04148 143 111 28 4
1524 It's the only way I can get a signal! 1.2517 0.04490 143 114 22 7
1525 I think my “First Call” bugle horse race ringtone set him off. 1.2517 0.04490 143 114 22 7
1526 I'm right on it, Frau Blucher! 1.2517 0.04704 143 116 18 9
1527 My rider's I-phone conversation was insolent and he was not properly dressed for riding me. His tie is not a rider's tie. 1.2517 0.04265 143 112 26 5
1528 This has to be the 'Mother' of dropped calls! 1.2517 0.04148 143 111 28 4
1529 I may have overdressed, but so far so good! 1.2517 0.04490 143 114 22 7
1530 Love you too babe. But somebody is getting a little jealous. 1.2517 0.04265 143 112 26 5
1531 'We're about to be disconnected. 1.2517 0.04265 143 112 26 5
1532 Hang on Dan, my Uber driver is getting an attitude 1.2517 0.04490 143 114 22 7
1533 An unstable relationship 1.2517 0.04598 143 115 20 8
1534 You can't get kicked off with a 4G signal. 1.2517 0.04265 143 112 26 5
1535 Cowboy? Not furlong. 1.2517 0.04704 143 116 18 9
1536 Wait, I have an incoming close call 1.2517 0.04379 143 113 24 6
1537 Next time, I promise myself to take an Uber! 1.2517 0.04379 143 113 24 6
1538 He just threw me and I'm going to be in the hospital for some time but it still beats being press secretary for Trump 1.2517 0.04265 143 112 26 5
1539 I think it's time I got back in the saddle at the office. 1.2517 0.04490 143 114 22 7
1540 Hello Uber, I think there’s been a mistake. 1.2517 0.04265 143 112 26 5
1541 Honey, is our insurance paid up? 1.2517 0.04265 143 112 26 5
1542 I wasn't texting 1.2517 0.04379 143 113 24 6
1543 Great time to talk. I’ve almost landed. 1.2517 0.04027 143 110 30 3
1544 Yes--literally really big bucks! 1.2517 0.04379 143 113 24 6
1545 I got an Uber for a buck. 1.2517 0.04490 143 114 22 7
1546 Over and out! 1.2517 0.04598 143 115 20 8
1547 OK, let me call you back in six months. 1.2517 0.04704 143 116 18 9
1548 A hands free device would be an improvement. 1.2517 0.04265 143 112 26 5
1549 Quick! Cancel my Four O'clock 1.2517 0.04598 143 115 20 8
1550 I couldn't believe Groupon was still a thing, either! 1.2517 0.04379 143 113 24 6
1551 You're loud and clear -- I've finally got three bars. 1.2517 0.04379 143 113 24 6
1552 Wrong number. 1.2517 0.04379 143 113 24 6
1553 Sounds great, I’ll hit the ground running with that. 1.2517 0.04379 143 113 24 6
1554 Can I call you back in a couple surgeries? 1.2500 0.04316 140 110 25 5
1555 I lost the reins, Harold. This deal just threw me for a loop. 1.2500 0.04433 140 111 23 6
1556 Listen Harry, I’ve got to go. My flight’s already in the air. 1.2500 0.04316 140 110 25 5
1557 It was going fine until I tried for a selfie!" 1.2500 0.04195 140 109 27 4
1558 Ever hear the one about dropped calls? 1.2500 0.04570 144 116 20 8
1559 You were right: this Uber driver is a real ass. 1.2500 0.04352 144 114 24 6
1560 Giddy DOWN! 1.2500 0.04195 140 109 27 4
1561 Yes Geico I'll hold 1.2500 0.04316 140 110 25 5
1562 No, I’m not on my high horse, I’m just bucking around 1.2500 0.04660 140 113 19 8
1563 That'll have to wait til Monday, Peter. Our team is having an offsite. 1.2500 0.04660 140 113 19 8
1564 The commute's a little rough. 1.2500 0.04433 140 111 23 6
1565 I'd like a quote for Health Insurance, please. 1.2500 0.04433 140 111 23 6
1566 Great news, doctor! Glad to hear the test results show no lasting effect from that bowling mishap! 1.2500 0.04548 140 112 21 7
1567 I really have to hang up now. 1.2500 0.04316 140 110 25 5
1568 She's an absolute joy to ride! And only 800 bucks! 1.2500 0.04433 140 111 23 6
1569 What a great Press Secretary I am going to be. 1.2500 0.04462 144 115 22 7
1570 Hey, lemme take a quick break and get back to you? 1.2500 0.04548 140 112 21 7
1571 Hold on a sec, I'm in the throes of a great idea! 1.2500 0.04195 140 109 27 4
1572 Yeah, having a real kick-ass time here! 1.2500 0.04660 140 113 19 8
1573 Ed - I'm stress-free for the first time since 2008! 1.2500 0.04675 144 117 18 9
1574 I get such a kick from rodeo ballet! 1.2500 0.04433 140 111 23 6
1575 Don’t be ridiculous, Honey. Of course I am using the Blue Tooth! 1.2500 0.04071 140 108 29 3
1576 I've decided to change carriers. 1.2500 0.04071 140 108 29 3
1577 You try bucking the trend for once. 1.2500 0.04548 140 112 21 7
1578 "Yipeee ki yay mo..........." 1.2500 0.04462 144 115 22 7
1579 Let me call you right back - I'm almost done here. 1.2500 0.04433 140 111 23 6
1580 Can you hold on a sec? I need to take this other call. 1.2500 0.04433 140 111 23 6
1581 How long will the survey take? 1.2500 0.04548 140 112 21 7
1582 Hi Hon, I've just picked up a couple of great positions we can try tonight! 1.2500 0.04239 144 113 26 5
1583 And you’re positive I’ll receive the full insurance benefit? 1.2500 0.04433 140 111 23 6
1584 Gotta hang up now...we're about to descend. 1.2500 0.04071 140 108 29 3
1585 Don't worry dear, I'm not driving. 1.2500 0.04548 140 112 21 7
1586 This wasn’t the mustang I was wishing for! 1.2500 0.04316 140 110 25 5
1587 Can't talk now, honey. I am roaming. 1.2500 0.04316 140 110 25 5
1588 Found one that will keep our kids away from their gadgets! 1.2500 0.04433 140 111 23 6
1589 Gotta go. The horse wants attention. 1.2500 0.04433 140 111 23 6
1590 OK, OK, I'm sorry I called you an "old nag"! 1.2500 0.04660 140 113 19 8
1591 Sorry, I can't hang on right now. 1.2500 0.04195 140 109 27 4
1592 It's so great to disconnect and experience life! 1.2500 0.04548 140 112 21 7
1593 Aw hell! I didn't last this long in the Trump White House! 1.2500 0.04660 140 113 19 8
1594 Hey, I'll call you back in a minute. 1.2500 0.04660 140 113 19 8
1595 SIRI -- rent me a wheelchair! 1.2500 0.04548 140 112 21 7
1596 I haven't had this much fun since my last prostate exam! 1.2500 0.04195 140 109 27 4
1597 I'll be landing soon. 1.2500 0.04195 140 109 27 4
1598 i'm gettin thrown off this bronco and i'm high as fuck on weed food and, sure i'll hold 1.2500 0.04548 140 112 21 7
1599 Oh honey! What a trail ride! I'll send you a selfie just as soon as I finish my dismount. 1.2500 0.04433 140 111 23 6
1600 K, boss. Gotta go hit the ground running. 1.2500 0.04071 140 108 29 3
1601 What? No, I'm listening to you; I'm not doing anything else right now. 1.2500 0.04769 140 114 17 9
1602 Sorry, something urgent has come up and I will not be able to make our appointment. 1.2500 0.04352 144 114 24 6
1603 I've got to bounce. Talk later? 1.2500 0.04316 140 110 25 5
1604 Can you imagine? Me? Not present in the moment? 1.2500 0.04195 140 109 27 4
1605 Sorry I gotta go, we're taking off. 1.2500 0.04875 140 115 15 10
1606 ...Thanks for calling Billy's Bucking Broncos customer service, please hold on while we connect your call... 1.2500 0.04316 140 110 25 5
1607 Hey Siri, how long does it take for a compound fracture to heal? 1.2500 0.04195 140 109 27 4
1608 Sorry, I’m kinda I’m the middle of something here 1.2500 0.04003 144 111 30 3
1609 Hang up and dial 911 , "Animal Control" 1.2500 0.04195 140 109 27 4
1610 Hello - I'd like to know how to use my rollover minutes! 1.2500 0.04195 140 109 27 4
1611 The moment Bill clinched the 2018 Darwin Awards. 1.2500 0.04548 140 112 21 7
1612 Hi! Horse can’t come to the phone right now. 1.2500 0.04548 140 112 21 7
1613 Babe, I am so getting me that wild Mustang I've always wanted. 1.2500 0.04316 140 110 25 5
1614 I'll call you back on a ground line 1.2500 0.04239 144 113 26 5
1615 I'm still up in the air about this Dude Ranch thing. 1.2500 0.04433 140 111 23 6
1616 I'll have to call you back, I'm going into a coma. 1.2500 0.04660 140 113 19 8
1617 This is the only way I can get off! 1.2500 0.04352 144 114 24 6
1618 On no one's bucket list - free falling, head first while talking on cell phone 1.2500 0.04071 140 108 29 3
1619 Of course it's safe to call from a horse. It's not like I'm driving a caaaaaaar! 1.2500 0.03810 140 106 33 1
1620 Seriously, the buck stops with me, right here, right now!! 1.2500 0.04316 140 110 25 5
1621 Can you hold on for a second while I take another fall? 1.2500 0.04433 140 111 23 6
1622 Nothing much . Just,you know, horsing around. 1.2500 0.04071 140 108 29 3
1623 I think I've been disconnected. 1.2500 0.04316 140 110 25 5
1624 Quick honey! Buy the supplemental insurance. 1.2500 0.04195 140 109 27 4
1625 And that's how I got the name - Big Text. 1.2500 0.04548 140 112 21 7
1626 Sorry I can't hold any longer. 1.2500 0.04195 140 109 27 4
1627 Ooooo, I like this new flip phone! 1.2500 0.04352 144 114 24 6
1628 Okay, now I understand why cowboys dress as they do! 1.2500 0.04316 140 110 25 5
1629 I'll call you back after I land. 1.2500 0.04071 140 108 29 3
1630 You picked a bad time to call me Lucille. 1.2500 0.04316 140 110 25 5
1631 Another credit card offer? 1.2500 0.04316 140 110 25 5
1632 Livin' the life, lovin' the bucks. 1.2500 0.04433 140 111 23 6
1633 Break dance lessons with Scout, how about you? 1.2500 0.04195 140 109 27 4
1634 This is gonna hurt, but at least I'm in a cartoon that can't include a Trump reference! 1.2500 0.04316 140 110 25 5
1635 You'd better cancel our dinner reservation . 1.2500 0.04195 140 109 27 4
1636 Great dance moves...we’re sure to win! 1.2500 0.04316 140 110 25 5
1637 And then I said, " What do you mean I can't get rodeo clown insurance?" 1.2500 0.04433 140 111 23 6
1638 To be perfectly honest, I'm quite happy where I am. 1.2500 0.04433 140 111 23 6
1639 Who's phoning please ? 1.2482 0.04289 141 111 25 5
1640 Still ... this ain't my first rodeo! 1.2482 0.04630 141 114 19 8
1641 Oh, I’m just horsing around. 1.2482 0.04169 141 110 27 4
1642 You were right! This IS easy! 1.2482 0.04289 141 111 25 5
1643 You wouldn’t believe the kickbacks! 1.2482 0.04405 141 112 23 6
1644 Right now, I really don’t give a flying buck. 1.2482 0.03919 141 108 31 2
1645 I'm officially stepping down to spend more time with family. 1.2482 0.04169 141 110 27 4
1646 I’ll be right down! 1.2482 0.03787 141 107 33 1
1647 No, I said yippee ki-yay, not trade trade trade. 1.2482 0.04169 141 110 27 4
1648 It only said "No TEXTING while riding." 1.2482 0.04519 141 113 21 7
1649 Agreed — the buck stops here. 1.2482 0.04289 141 111 25 5
1650 Sure, I’ll hold on. 1.2482 0.04169 141 110 27 4
1651 [Not a quote:] Typical 2018 White House Chief of Staff rotation 1.2482 0.04169 141 110 27 4
1652 Can I put on hold for a minute? 1.2482 0.04046 141 109 29 3
1653 You'll never guess where I'm headed. 1.2482 0.04289 141 111 25 5
1654 Is it the tie? 1.2482 0.04844 141 116 15 10
1655 That's why I get the big bucks! 1.2482 0.04289 141 111 25 5
1656 Maybe I'll see you later. I'll know very soon. 1.2482 0.03919 141 108 31 2
1657 Frankly, I don't give a buck! 1.2482 0.04519 141 113 21 7
1658 Oh! , Hi... Not much... Just horsing around. 1.2482 0.04405 141 112 23 6
1659 Schedule me for an urgent physical therapy appointment. 1.2482 0.04519 141 113 21 7
1660 Yeah. I would do anything for a buck. 1.2482 0.04289 141 111 25 5
1661 I can't stand people who ride the fence 1.2482 0.04405 141 112 23 6
1662 No, you're not interrupting me... I'm just horsing around. 1.2482 0.04519 141 113 21 7
1663 I feel overdressed. 1.2482 0.04630 141 114 19 8
1664 You'll never guess where I am right now. 1.2482 0.04289 141 111 25 5
1665 I've just stepped away from my desk, but if you leave your name, number and a brief message... 1.2482 0.04405 141 112 23 6
1666 So you DO want a second date? 1.2464 0.04461 138 110 22 6
1667 So I met this girl last week who said she liked horses 1.2464 0.03958 138 106 30 2
1668 Oh yeah I’m gonna miss my 2 o’clock! 1.2464 0.04341 138 109 24 5
1669 Me? pffft Of course I ride 1.2464 0.03958 138 106 30 2
1670 To all my Hippy friends, I've found a new way to get high. 1.2464 0.04341 138 109 24 5
1671 Yes, now I can hear you. 1.2464 0.04090 138 107 28 3
1672 I'm kidding! It know it wasn't you in The Godfather. 1.2464 0.04804 138 113 16 9
1673 Okay, next time you go right and I'll go left. 1.2464 0.04341 138 109 24 5
1674 I'm afraid we're going to have to fire Cheryl... I've found a new secretariat. 1.2464 0.04217 138 108 26 4
1675 I'm almost ready for that job interview in Texas. 1.2464 0.04341 138 109 24 5
1676 It's a lovely horse, the best horse! 1.2444 0.04267 135 106 25 4
1677 Yes, I'm talking hands-free, of course. 1.2444 0.04639 135 109 19 7
1678 May I call you back? My significant other is feeling ignored. 1.2444 0.04757 135 110 17 8
1679 This market just doesn’t feel like a bull. 1.2444 0.04394 135 107 23 5
1680 I shouldn't have fed him all those beans. 1.2444 0.04518 135 108 21 6
1681 Yep, just learning why you don't text and ride. 1.2444 0.04518 135 108 21 6
1682 I think we just got disconnected, 1.2444 0.04267 135 106 25 4
1683 Oh Montana is great, but the whole whispering thing takes some real work. 1.2444 0.04757 135 110 17 8
1684 I can't talk right now,I'm teaching horse how to ballet. 1.2444 0.04135 135 105 27 3
1685 No no, all is good. So, what did she say then? 1.2444 0.04394 135 107 23 5
1686 No, I’m still at the office. That’s just Rush Limbaugh you’re hearing through my radio. 1.2444 0.04639 135 109 19 7
1687 Do you have 8 seconds to chat? 1.2444 0.04135 135 105 27 3
1688 I’ll like to apply for Obama care. 1.2444 0.04135 135 105 27 3
1689 So then she says "you're acting like an ass". 1.2444 0.04518 135 108 21 6
1690 Bucking,I said Bucking. 1.2444 0.04757 135 110 17 8
1691 Yes, I'm interested in opportunites as an Uber driver. 1.2444 0.04267 135 106 25 4
1692 One Trick Tony 1.2444 0.03859 135 103 31 1
1693 Hey, I’m gonna lose you here in a second. 1.2444 0.03999 135 104 29 2
1694 That's right! Hands free app. 1.2444 0.04135 135 105 27 3
1695 I'll call you back. There's something I need to get back on. 1.2444 0.04394 135 107 23 5
1696 Wait...what? I thought you told me to GET BUCKED? 1.2444 0.04518 135 108 21 6
1697 Hold on, can you hear me now? 1.2444 0.04394 135 107 23 5
1698 Pack your latex, honey, I bought the S&M Ranch. 1.2444 0.04639 135 109 19 7
1699 Sorry, I had to take that call. 1.2444 0.04639 135 109 19 7
1700 Gotta hang up now, gonna die. 1.2444 0.04518 135 108 21 6
1701 Can I call you back later? I'm in a toss up situation right now. 1.2444 0.04518 135 108 21 6
1702 He didn't like my tie! 1.2444 0.04872 135 111 15 9
1703 I'm breaking up? 1.2444 0.04639 135 109 19 7
1704 Rudy Guiliani speaking, how can I help you? 1.2444 0.03999 135 104 29 2
1705 It will probably end badly, but for the moment I’m feeling very Agnes de Mille. 1.2444 0.04639 135 109 19 7
1706 I'll call you back in a minute. I have to switch to a land line." 1.2444 0.04135 135 105 27 3
1707 I Just Hope I'm Dreaming! 1.2444 0.04394 135 107 23 5
1708 Well, my Uber just said "Bronco"!! 1.2444 0.04518 135 108 21 6
1709 Dammit, horse, we had a deal! 1.2444 0.04757 135 110 17 8
1710 Great idea, I'm head over heels about it! 1.2444 0.04518 135 108 21 6
1711 You're right - it's exactly like working at the White House! 1.2444 0.04135 135 105 27 3
1712 hold on. I've got another call. 1.2444 0.04267 135 106 25 4
1713 It’s this new flip-phone I got... 1.2444 0.04518 135 108 21 6
1714 Let me tell you how to make a quick buck. 1.2444 0.04518 135 108 21 6
1715 S'okay, I've met my deductible. 1.2441 0.04571 127 101 21 5
1716 Thank you for using our electronic signature option...your disability insurance is now active 1.2426 0.04608 136 110 19 7
1717 Wait, hold on. I think I'm too drunk. My UberStallion is bucking me off. 1.2426 0.04489 136 109 21 6
1718 Good news, Don. Getting thrown doesn't hurt ... I'll let you know about hitting the ground later. 1.2426 0.04489 136 109 21 6
1719 This really is EXACTLY like falling off a bicycle! 1.2426 0.04366 136 108 23 5
1720 No, she swiped right—I could feel it! 1.2426 0.04239 136 107 25 4
1721 Hang on, I just got disconnected 1.2426 0.04239 136 107 25 4
1722 And I didn't even try to make him drink! 1.2426 0.04366 136 108 23 5
1723 We're just not as good at multi-tasking as we think. 1.2426 0.04366 136 108 23 5
1724 I'm going to have to get back to you. I seem to be airborne. 1.2426 0.04489 136 109 21 6
1725 Hello,Customer Service? I'm having trouble with my connection. 1.2426 0.04489 136 109 21 6
1726 If I had a buck for every time I heard that! 1.2426 0.04725 136 111 17 8
1727 This deal is a nightmare; I'm just trying to stay in the saddle 1.2426 0.04489 136 109 21 6
1728 Heads up about to be a dropped call. 1.2426 0.04608 136 110 19 7
1729 Ground Control to Major Tom . 1.2426 0.04489 136 109 21 6
1730 Gotta call you back. I think this rodeo thing is about to start. 1.2426 0.04950 136 113 13 10
1731 Early on Todd still thought his decision to enroll in Cowboy Fantasy Camp had been a good one. 1.2426 0.04489 136 109 21 6
1732 Double indemnity for accidental death? Whoopee!!!! 1.2426 0.04489 136 109 21 6
1733 Better make it quick. I’m going to be be off the grid for a while 1.2426 0.04608 136 110 19 7
1734 Let's finish this later. I'm heading into a dead spot. 1.2426 0.04489 136 109 21 6
1735 I just said "justify" and he's jealous. 1.2426 0.04366 136 108 23 5
1736 No, the broken neck is not technically a pre-existing condition, assuming you can issue my policy in the next few milliseconds. 1.2426 0.04366 136 108 23 5
1737 Ha, turns out their balls are REALLY ticklish! 1.2426 0.04608 136 110 19 7
1738 My fortune cookie did say my life would be unexpectedly upside down. 1.2426 0.04608 136 110 19 7
1739 Some people will do anything for frequent flyer miles. 1.2426 0.04608 136 110 19 7
1740 I just passed the buck. 1.2426 0.04489 136 109 21 6
1741 I thought the Buck Stops Here! 1.2426 0.04366 136 108 23 5
1742 Hello, Uber? 1.2406 0.04547 133 107 20 6
1743 Honey, you were right! He has been working on his glutes! 1.2406 0.04671 133 108 18 7
1744 Post something that says I had a bad fall - I want to see how many people care about me. 1.2388 0.04639 134 109 18 7
1745 911,Send an ambulance to Happy Trails Dude Ranch 1.2388 0.04391 134 107 22 5
1746 Oh, I thought you said bucking list! 1.2388 0.04391 134 107 22 5
1747 Great, so can you help me NOW? 1.2388 0.04391 134 107 22 5
1748 Don’t worry, mom. I’m not driving! 1.2388 0.04127 134 105 26 3
1749 He ate too much of the laughing cow cheese 1.2388 0.04261 134 106 24 4
1750 I said I wanted a vintage Mustang! 1.2388 0.04127 134 105 26 3
1751 What kind of noise are you hearing? 1.2388 0.04391 134 107 22 5
1752 Lately I’ve been dropping a lot of calls. 1.2388 0.04127 134 105 26 3
1753 The flight is great but I’m expecting a rough landing. 1.2388 0.04391 134 107 22 5
1754 Hey Bill, you'll never guess what I'm doing! 1.2388 0.04127 134 105 26 3
1755 Don, you'll never believe what just happened. 1.2388 0.04261 134 106 24 4
1756 You wouldn’t believe what Im doing now! 1.2388 0.04261 134 106 24 4
1757 Very funny. No, I'm not texting. 1.2388 0.04517 134 108 20 6
1758 no, not calling while driving ,why do you ask? 1.2388 0.04639 134 109 18 7
1759 Yeah, you won't believe what I'm doing right now! 1.2388 0.04759 134 110 16 8
1760 OK, yeah, I have a better signal now. 1.2388 0.04261 134 106 24 4
1761 Just preparing for Trump's economic safety net repeals. 1.2388 0.04639 134 109 18 7
1762 Can you hear me OK? I'm using my old flip phone! 1.2388 0.04391 134 107 22 5
1763 Oh hun you just wouldn't believe this work retreat -- the boss has us doing all sorts of fun stuff. 1.2388 0.04639 134 109 18 7
1764 Tell the boss it's my first rodeo! 1.2388 0.04391 134 107 22 5
1765 should have used hands free 1.2388 0.04639 134 109 18 7
1766 Oh shit, gotta go. 1.2388 0.04261 134 106 24 4
1767 The mileage is great but it handles a little rough. 1.2388 0.04759 134 110 16 8
1768 Dr. Sparks? Would you have an opening in say...ten seconds? 1.2388 0.04391 134 107 22 5
1769 At the end of the day, it looks like I’ll have a head injury. 1.2388 0.04517 134 108 20 6
1770 It's how I keep all my calls under 8 1/2 seconds! 1.2388 0.04759 134 110 16 8
1771 Guess I can’t ride and talk at the same time 1.2388 0.04261 134 106 24 4
1772 Hello, GEICO? 1.2388 0.04261 134 106 24 4
1773 You're selling accident insurance? Funny, I was just thinking about that. 1.2388 0.04261 134 106 24 4
1774 I’ll have to call you back later, the call is about to drop. 1.2388 0.04759 134 110 16 8
1775 The secret is to relax and let go. 1.2388 0.04391 134 107 22 5
1776 What am I doing right now? Just fighting with the old nag. 1.2388 0.04517 134 108 20 6
1777 When you go low, I go high! 1.2388 0.04639 134 109 18 7
1778 Hold on, I'm going hands free. 1.2388 0.04391 134 107 22 5
1779 Hold on a sec, I'm taking another call. 1.2388 0.04517 134 108 20 6
1780 Gotta run! I'm about to shatter my clavicle. 1.2388 0.04639 134 109 18 7
1781 Why? Didn't I give you an apple? 1.2388 0.04391 134 107 22 5
1782 I'll call you back. It's bucking ridiculous here. 1.2388 0.04261 134 106 24 4
1783 Whoops, I probably should have let this one go through to voicemail. 1.2388 0.04391 134 107 22 5
1784 A bad day bronco riding is better than a good day at work. 1.2385 0.04608 130 105 19 6
1785 No, dear, its okay. I am not driving anymore. 1.2385 0.04477 130 104 21 5
1786 It takes more than a bucking bronco to get me off my cell phone! 1.2385 0.04608 130 105 19 6
1787 You go low, I go high. Same outcome. 1.2385 0.04341 130 103 23 4
1788 I'm tickled to death. They're sending in the clowns. 1.2385 0.04341 130 103 23 4
1789 Can we hire this horse to go to the White House? 1.2385 0.04860 130 107 15 8
1790 The middle manager's dream of becoming a horse whisperer ended as one might expect. 1.2385 0.04477 130 104 21 5
1791 Tell him the bucks stops here! 1.2385 0.04477 130 104 21 5
1792 I'm about to finish my first riding lesson, you? 1.2385 0.04057 130 101 27 2
1793 I'm going to have to let you go. 1.2385 0.04341 130 103 23 4
1794 I told you - I'm on it! 1.2385 0.04477 130 104 21 5
1795 Can I get back to you? Things are up in the air now. 1.2385 0.04860 130 107 15 8
1796 Hello, I would like to schedule an ambulance please. 1.2385 0.04477 130 104 21 5
1797 No, I’m happy with my current credit cards, but thanks for calling! 1.2385 0.04477 130 104 21 5
1798 I'm in the middle of something. Can I call you back? 1.2385 0.04341 130 103 23 4
1799 Yeah, I've had a pretty uneventful day, how about you? 1.2385 0.04341 130 103 23 4
1800 Just landing honey. 1.2385 0.04341 130 103 23 4
1801 Hello Allstate, I'd like to increase my policy immediately. 1.2385 0.04608 130 105 19 6
1802 I'll have to circle back to you on that one. 1.2385 0.04477 130 104 21 5
1803 Actually, the Russia investigation is going great! 1.2385 0.04860 130 107 15 8
1804 Yee haw! This horse can't jump worth a darn but she sure can throw. 1.2385 0.04477 130 104 21 5
1805 You were right, this hair gel is amazing! 1.2385 0.04341 130 103 23 4
1806 Wyoming’s been great so far! 1.2385 0.04202 130 102 25 3
1807 you really think this will get rid of my diarrhea? 1.2385 0.04736 130 106 17 7
1808 Yeah, we're good - they just said no texting. LMAO, literally. 1.2385 0.04736 130 106 17 7
1809 I'm upset.Call back later 1.2385 0.04477 130 104 21 5
1810 Sorry ,I must’ve bucked called you . 1.2385 0.04736 130 106 17 7
1811 When I switched cell providers they said they would save me a buck. 1.2385 0.04608 130 105 19 6
1812 I finally got the dismount down. 1.2385 0.04202 130 102 25 3
1813 It's either this or go home to my wife. 1.2385 0.04608 130 105 19 6
1814 And now can you hear me? 1.2385 0.04341 130 103 23 4
1815 Hold that thought! 1.2385 0.04202 130 102 25 3
1816 No, they said the selfie stick would be too dangerous. 1.2385 0.04477 130 104 21 5
1817 The "Horse Whisperer" was astonished, after whispering "No more bucking", but he's afraid the horse heard something else!! 1.2385 0.04736 130 106 17 7
1818 I called you a palomino because I thought we were friends. 1.2385 0.04608 130 105 19 6
1819 It's some kind of team-building thing. 1.2385 0.04341 130 103 23 4
1820 It's easy, instead of 144 characters, I get 8 seconds. 1.2385 0.04477 130 104 21 5
1821 Whooooooa - hold the phone! 1.2385 0.04477 130 104 21 5
1822 You know. This, that and the other... nothing unusual. 1.2385 0.04341 130 103 23 4
1823 Buck off ! 1.2385 0.04608 130 105 19 6
1824 Well, it's harder than riding a desk but easier than deciphering Trump's tweets. 1.2385 0.04477 130 104 21 5
1825 The extension for the head trauma ward please! 1.2385 0.04341 130 103 23 4
1826 Bluetooth wasn't an option with my new mustang. 1.2385 0.04736 130 106 17 7
1827 Phone's great; plans start at just 50 bucks a month! 1.2385 0.04608 130 105 19 6
1828 Lucy! I am having this Awesome Dream that I am taming a Wild Horse! 1.2385 0.04341 130 103 23 4
1829 No, no - I said, "BUCKED! 1.2385 0.04736 130 106 17 7
1830 Brokeback Mounting 1.2385 0.04341 130 103 23 4
1831 No, you're not interrupting anything. I'm always available to make a quick buck. 1.2385 0.04341 130 103 23 4
1832 Can ‘Yee Haw!’ me now? 1.2385 0.04736 130 106 17 7
1833 No, I'm just taking a short flight. 1.2385 0.04477 130 104 21 5
1834 I’m fine, I’m just trying to recreate a very elaborate white lie 1.2385 0.04608 130 105 19 6
1835 ...6 seconds is a long time, but 15 minutes could save me 15% or more on car insurance. 1.2385 0.04860 130 107 15 8
1836 Our relationship went from stable to detached. 1.2385 0.04608 130 105 19 6
1837 Amazing what a guy's gotta do these days to get a buck. 1.2385 0.04608 130 105 19 6
1838 I don't care how much you spent. Get off my back. 1.2385 0.04736 130 106 17 7
1839 I thought I told you to put the phone down! 1.2385 0.04202 130 102 25 3
1840 Please stop the Hokey Pokey music immediately. 1.2385 0.04608 130 105 19 6
1841 Something just came up. I'll call you back. 1.2385 0.04736 130 106 17 7
1842 OMG Brittany you'll never guess what just happened! 1.2385 0.04736 130 106 17 7
1843 Let me call you back, I've gotta take this selfie 1.2385 0.04202 130 102 25 3
1844 I'll hold 1.2385 0.04202 130 102 25 3
1845 When I said, "This ain't my first rodeo." I lied. 1.2385 0.04477 130 104 21 5
1846 I had no idea there were two types of dude ranch! 1.2385 0.04608 130 105 19 6
1847 Hon, are you sitting down?" 1.2385 0.04341 130 103 23 4
1848 Team building is out. Now it's all about individual thrill seeking. 1.2385 0.04736 130 106 17 7
1849 It's not a job, it's an adventure!! 1.2385 0.04341 130 103 23 4
1850 Tom learns the real meaning of 'Giddy-up!' 1.2385 0.04608 130 105 19 6
1851 Have to call you back, I'm about to break my neck. 1.2385 0.04202 130 102 25 3
1852 No, no, no, it's my fault. I shouldn't have answered. 1.2385 0.04057 130 101 27 2
1853 Customer Support! CUS-TO-MER SUP-PORT! 1.2385 0.04860 130 107 15 8
1854 Can you believe that Quack thought I had ADHD? 1.2385 0.04477 130 104 21 5
1855 Next time I'll check the mouth for Bluetooth. 1.2385 0.04736 130 106 17 7
1856 Turns out they are strict here about the no cell phone rule after all. 1.2381 0.04426 126 100 22 4
1857 Call me back on my landline! 1.2370 0.04233 135 107 24 4
1858 You told me, "buck you, and the horse you rode in on." So I did it!! 1.2370 0.04233 135 107 24 4
1859 And cancel all my appointments for tomorrow 1.2366 0.04174 131 103 25 3
1860 If I'm still conscious after I hit the ground, I'll live stream my death. 1.2366 0.04312 131 104 23 4
1861 I feel like the universe is just sending is me a message that this job isn't right for me. 1.2362 0.04251 127 100 24 3
1862 So far it's more fun than the mechanical one. 1.2348 0.04416 132 106 21 5
1863 Yes, I really think this place is doing wonders for my masculinity! 1.2348 0.04283 132 105 23 4
1864 As I told you, sell it all. The buck stops here! 1.2344 0.04221 128 101 24 3
1865 That’s not what I meant by “let’s kick up our heels “ 1.2344 0.04503 128 103 20 5
1866 You Win! 1.2344 0.04073 128 100 26 2
1867 So I said, "Dude, I'll trade jobs with you for a day." And here I am...whoa, gotta go... 1.2344 0.04638 128 104 18 6
1868 Hey Google: Please find nearest emergency room. 1.2344 0.04638 128 104 18 6
1869 No, now's fine- I'm just hanging out. 1.2344 0.04503 128 103 20 5
1870 Yeah, he doesn’t like it when I chat while riding. I’ll call you later. 1.2344 0.04365 128 102 22 4
1871 Addicted? No way! Not only does this smartphone analyze the bronco's moves down to the millisecond, it also reveals the contours of the topography into which I am being thrown! 1.2344 0.04769 128 105 16 7
1872 Aflac?! 1.2344 0.04769 128 105 16 7
1873 What if I throw in a set of Broncos season tickets for free? 1.2344 0.04365 128 102 22 4
1874 Hello, is this the glue factory? 1.2344 0.04503 128 103 20 5
1875 You know me: I always land on my feet" 1.2344 0.04221 128 101 24 3
1876 I answered because I thought it might be important. 1.2344 0.04503 128 103 20 5
1877 Honey, bring my GoPro! 1.2344 0.04769 128 105 16 7
1878 Whoa! I got off him just in time. 1.2344 0.04503 128 103 20 5
1879 This dude ranch is the cure. I'm flying high, babe! 1.2344 0.04365 128 102 22 4
1880 Me? I'm bucking the system! 1.2344 0.04221 128 101 24 3
1881 Sorry, but I'm just getting a real kick out of this. 1.2344 0.04503 128 103 20 5
1882 A horse of a different color would NOT take that statement as an affront! 1.2344 0.04503 128 103 20 5
1883 And then I said ---- 1.2344 0.04365 128 102 22 4
1884 Dude, this team building retreat bucks. 1.2344 0.04503 128 103 20 5
1885 The reception out here is so . . . Oh, that's better! 1.2344 0.04638 128 104 18 6
1886 GOOGLE SEARCH: Riding a Bucking Bronco in four easy steps. Step 4: kiss your ass goodbye!! 1.2339 0.03985 124 96 27 1
1887 With this choreography, we’re a shoe-in for “So You Think You Can Buck!” 1.2339 0.04301 124 98 23 3
1888 Wild horses couldn’t distract me away. 1.2320 0.04702 125 102 17 6
1889 I NEED MORE LIFE INSURANCE 1.2320 0.04271 125 99 23 3
1890 Hey Honey, do you meed me to pick anything up on the way home? 1.2320 0.04563 125 101 19 5
1891 911...what is the nature of your impending emergency? 1.2320 0.04563 125 101 19 5
1892 No problem--it has screen rotation. 1.2320 0.04563 125 101 19 5
1893 .... ... and the horse you rode in on. 1.2320 0.04969 125 104 13 8
1894 his base doesn't know it's a stunt and they forget about the tax cuts if there's an elite they can mock 1.2320 0.04563 125 101 19 5
1895 Yes, I can hold on. 1.2320 0.04419 125 100 21 4
1896 Sorry. No chance for a selfie. 1.2320 0.04563 125 101 19 5
1897 Screw you. Not the horse you rode in on! 1.2320 0.04702 125 102 17 6
1898 Hey! I'm about to go. Don't forget to water the Bonsai tree. 1.2320 0.04271 125 99 23 3
1899 Call you when I land! 1.2320 0.04563 125 101 19 5
1900 Ha! I couldn't even lead this one to water. 1.2320 0.04702 125 102 17 6
1901 Marty I am telling ya, this is better than the Bull Market high. 1.2320 0.04117 125 98 25 2
1902 This is the LAST time I play 'Truth or Dare' " ! 1.2320 0.04837 125 103 15 7
1903 Frank's job offered great flexibility, but unfortunately no health insurance. 1.2320 0.04702 125 102 17 6
1904 Oh, but I think I'll have a perfectly good reason to wear the neck brace in court tomorrow! 1.2320 0.04117 125 98 25 2
1905 My head's about to crack open, make sure you get the shot! 1.2320 0.04563 125 101 19 5
1906 How Bob learned the importance of selecting a situationally-appropriate idiom to describe the size of his appetite. 1.2320 0.04563 125 101 19 5
1907 I'm just checking in on the fly. 1.2320 0.04837 125 103 15 7
1908 Hey Siri, quickly search for ‘how to land safely on bucking horse’! 1.2320 0.04563 125 101 19 5
1909 Dearest, did you change the call tone on my cell phone? 1.2320 0.04563 125 101 19 5
1910 You do the Hokey Pokey, and you turn yourself around. That’s what it’s all about! 1.2320 0.04702 125 102 17 6
1911 So my whispers meant nothing to you !? 1.2320 0.04702 125 102 17 6
1912 Hi mom just calling to say goodbye 1.2320 0.04271 125 99 23 3
1913 After serving as White House press secretary for two years, Jim was enjoying his new job..... 1.2320 0.04837 125 103 15 7
1914 I'll call you back when I get out of the hospital. 1.2320 0.04563 125 101 19 5
1915 14 seconds! Beat you by 3 seconds! Hello?! 1.2320 0.04271 125 99 23 3
1916 I'm losing you. 1.2320 0.04563 125 101 19 5
1917 OK Google, call this selfie "Head over Heels" 1.2320 0.04563 125 101 19 5
1918 Yes I have been horsing around, I am sorry. 1.2320 0.04419 125 100 21 4
1919 I’m just trying to make a buck 1.2320 0.04702 125 102 17 6
1920 I took your advice and got off my high-What do you mean, metaphor? 1.2320 0.04419 125 100 21 4
1921 When I said "whoa", I didn't mean that fast. 1.2320 0.04702 125 102 17 6
1922 I’m spending the whole month at an Airbnbronc! 1.2320 0.04837 125 103 15 7
1923 Yes sir, I take full responsibility. The bucking stops here. 1.2320 0.04563 125 101 19 5
1924 Not only self-driving, but a lot more fun too! 1.2320 0.04419 125 100 21 4
1925 I wish the buck would stop here! 1.2320 0.04563 125 101 19 5
1926 Getting psyched up for the board meeting 1.2320 0.04419 125 100 21 4
1927 This Jackass is breaking up our call 1.2320 0.04271 125 99 23 3
1928 Tell them I’m now overqualified — I’ve just completed my first rodeo. 1.2320 0.04563 125 101 19 5
1929 Yes, you did catch me at my first rodeo. 1.2320 0.04702 125 102 17 6
1930 And after this, i'm taking him to a winter rodeo 1.2320 0.04271 125 99 23 3
1931 I’m having a lot of fun with these free roaming charges 1.2320 0.04563 125 101 19 5
1932 I told you I would call you back in 8 seconds 1.2320 0.04271 125 99 23 3
1933 Life insurance? Yeah, sign me up. 1.2320 0.04563 125 101 19 5
1934 Ok, I’ll try couples therapy 1.2320 0.04563 125 101 19 5
1935 Mama did not let me grow up to be a cowboy 1.2320 0.04563 125 101 19 5
1936 Honey, remember that City Slickers movie? 1.2320 0.04419 125 100 21 4
1937 And another one bites the dust... 1.2320 0.04563 125 101 19 5
1938 Honey,for God sake, what did you feed the horse! 1.2320 0.04563 125 101 19 5
1939 I'm sure glad cannabis is legal in this state. Yahoo! 1.2320 0.04563 125 101 19 5
1940 As matter of fact, I am loving the 8-second work week. 1.2320 0.04702 125 102 17 6
1941 Yahoo! Next time I'll give it a go holding a beer! 1.2320 0.04702 125 102 17 6
1942 I'm ready to day trade. 1.2320 0.04563 125 101 19 5
1943 Honey, I got the new job eight seconds ago. 1.2320 0.04702 125 102 17 6
1944 Siri; the number for Neurosurgery Inc. please. 1.2320 0.04271 125 99 23 3
1945 I'll call you when I'm back on the saddle! 1.2320 0.04117 125 98 25 2
1946 So I say to the guy, "New factory? More like GLUE factory haha!" 1.2320 0.04702 125 102 17 6
1947 One buck per roaming charge. 1.2320 0.04419 125 100 21 4
1948 Got some risky stock here Mac-how does the market look? 1.2320 0.04563 125 101 19 5
1949 What!? Hahaha! Nah, we're gonna ride this one out, don't worry. 1.2320 0.04563 125 101 19 5
1950 Hayday! Hayday! 1.2320 0.04563 125 101 19 5
1951 Of course i didn't forget her birthday. I'm bringing her present home right now! 1.2320 0.03791 125 96 29 0
1952 Look at me, hands free!! 1.2320 0.04702 125 102 17 6
1953 Buy that insurance ! 1.2320 0.04563 125 101 19 5
1954 Yeah, Tom Cruise. I do my own stunts. 1.2320 0.04419 125 100 21 4
1955 Hi driver, how close are you? 1.2320 0.04419 125 100 21 4
1956 At first I was gonna hoof it, but then I got thrown a couple bucks so now I’m a little up in the air. 1.2320 0.04702 125 102 17 6
1957 I know this all seems up in the air at the moment. But trust me sir, this isn't our first rodeo. 1.2320 0.04702 125 102 17 6
1958 I have good news. It doesn't bite! 1.2320 0.04419 125 100 21 4
1959 You're right, it is more exciting this way! 1.2320 0.04419 125 100 21 4
1960 YouTube it! 1.2320 0.04271 125 99 23 3
1961 Well I went and bucked myself like you suggested. 1.2320 0.04837 125 103 15 7
1962 I'm just passing the corral fence. 1.2320 0.04271 125 99 23 3
1963 Quick doctor! How do I avoid breaking my neck when thrown by a bucking bronco? 1.2320 0.04419 125 100 21 4
1964 Yee haw. This sure beats day trading! 1.2320 0.04419 125 100 21 4
1965 Sorry, I can’t hear you over my screams of terror. 1.2320 0.04702 125 102 17 6
1966 Google "severe head trauma," then get here fast. 1.2320 0.04563 125 101 19 5
1967 Man, it's a good thing I found my old flip-phone. 1.2320 0.04563 125 101 19 5
1968 The dealer told me the new Ford Bronco was self parking and hands free. 1.2320 0.04702 125 102 17 6
1969 No not busy, just horsing around. 1.2320 0.04563 125 101 19 5
1970 I love my anniversary present. Did you try the Russian perfume I sent? 1.2320 0.04837 125 103 15 7
1971 Like I said when you signed, I'm your insurance guy 24/7! 1.2320 0.04271 125 99 23 3
1972 I like buckin'. No dear, not fuckin'. Wait I do like fuckin'. Must be bad cell spot. 1.2320 0.04117 125 98 25 2
1973 They actually named you Daffodil? Seriously? 1.2320 0.04117 125 98 25 2
1974 I'm really working on being more grounded! 1.2320 0.04419 125 100 21 4
1975 So far it's going great! 1.2320 0.04837 125 103 15 7
1976 I'm going to have to put you on hold, this is my stop. 1.2320 0.04419 125 100 21 4
1977 We had agreed every which way but loose. 1.2320 0.04419 125 100 21 4
1978 Being bucked is the last thing on my bucket... 1.2320 0.04563 125 101 19 5
1979 Nothing. What are you doing? 1.2320 0.04563 125 101 19 5
1980 Yes, I can finally hear you...but make it fast! 1.2320 0.04563 125 101 19 5
1981 Nope, just horseing around 1.2320 0.04419 125 100 21 4
1982 Wow, this is almost like being back in Congress. 1.2320 0.04702 125 102 17 6
1983 SORRY! Gotta Fly! 1.2320 0.04563 125 101 19 5
1984 Apparently,Biscuit resents being kicked in his side. 1.2320 0.04563 125 101 19 5
1985 Hello Uber? What else if I don't want the Bronco. 1.2320 0.04969 125 104 13 8
1986 I'm just bucking around - and you? 1.2320 0.04419 125 100 21 4
1987 I would describe my leadership style as 'free rein.' 1.2320 0.04563 125 101 19 5
1988 Yeah, I'm up. 1.2320 0.04563 125 101 19 5
1989 Sure, I can talk now! 1.2320 0.04563 125 101 19 5
1990 Trump's indicted. 1.2320 0.04563 125 101 19 5
1991 I was just kidding about that old grey mare comment. 1.2320 0.04419 125 100 21 4
1992 Just another 9,999 hours until I'm an expert 1.2320 0.04419 125 100 21 4
1993 And I'd like to be buried with it as well! 1.2320 0.04702 125 102 17 6
1994 Try as he might, he could never take a fence. 1.2320 0.04702 125 102 17 6
1995 So, are we still on for next Tuesday? 1.2320 0.04563 125 101 19 5
1996 'Hold on, I think I'm about to enter a dead zone.' 1.2320 0.04563 125 101 19 5
1997 Watch me stick the landing. 1.2320 0.04563 125 101 19 5
1998 Sell! Sell ! Sell! 1.2320 0.04419 125 100 21 4
1999 Apparently even if I get dropped, the call does not! 1.2320 0.04563 125 101 19 5
2000 Neigh sayers don't understand the kind of potential this project has Bill, but I'm excited to finally get it off the ground. 1.2320 0.04563 125 101 19 5
2001 Okay Google, is it pronounced row-DAY-oh or ro-dee-oh? 1.2320 0.04563 125 101 19 5
2002 You won't believe the spread I got on the Broncos. 1.2320 0.04271 125 99 23 3
2003 Honey, you'll never guess what I got for just a few bucks! 1.2320 0.04563 125 101 19 5
2004 That's why they pay me the big bucks. 1.2320 0.04702 125 102 17 6
2005 Hi, honey. Yes, I’m loving Westworld! 1.2320 0.04563 125 101 19 5
2006 Well, you told me to buck off 1.2320 0.04702 125 102 17 6
2007 It was GREAT coffee. I had five cups. 1.2320 0.04702 125 102 17 6
2008 I just saved a bunch of money on my life insurance! 1.2320 0.04419 125 100 21 4
2009 Sorry, boss, but I'm assuming I won't be able to come in to work tomorrow. 1.2320 0.04969 125 104 13 8
2010 Dude, you are never going to believe what I'm doing! 1.2320 0.04419 125 100 21 4
2011 Yes, yes, don't worry. I'm on top of this. 1.2320 0.04563 125 101 19 5
2012 I’m losing my connection, Frank. I’ll have to call you back. 1.2320 0.04419 125 100 21 4
2013 But I got a great rate at GEICO! 1.2320 0.04702 125 102 17 6
2014 Oh that? Well, I just got thrown for a loop when you suggested I wasn’t in my office. 1.2320 0.04563 125 101 19 5
2015 Hang on a minute? Yeah, right! 1.2320 0.04702 125 102 17 6
2016 Waddaya mean I've had my 8 seconds? 1.2320 0.04702 125 102 17 6
2017 I didn't mean this kind of Horseplay 1.2320 0.04271 125 99 23 3
2018 This was great, now I can finally say, “This is not my first rodeo”. 1.2320 0.04837 125 103 15 7
2019 Now I know why it's called Uber-Basic. 1.2320 0.04837 125 103 15 7
2020 Actually pretty good for a Monday. 1.2320 0.04419 125 100 21 4
2021 Wanna hear a funny story? 1.2320 0.04563 125 101 19 5
2022 It's like a mechanical bull, only authentic! 1.2320 0.04117 125 98 25 2
2023 Hah! Is that all you got? 1.2320 0.04702 125 102 17 6
2024 I’ll tell ya, this horse just cracks me up! 1.2320 0.04563 125 101 19 5
2025 I reckon it beats working at the White House. 1.2320 0.04969 125 104 13 8
2026 Dear, this job will be much more stable than the last job at the White House 1.2320 0.04702 125 102 17 6
2027 Markets are bullish -- and I made a quick buck! 1.2320 0.04271 125 99 23 3
2028 I'm in a break; I'll call you back 1.2320 0.04419 125 100 21 4
2029 This video is going to go V...I...R...A...L! 1.2302 0.04241 126 100 23 3
2030 Incoming. Trigger. Mortis. 1.2295 0.04476 122 98 20 4
2031 My rates are about to soar. 1.2295 0.03996 122 95 26 1
2032 Bluetooth? I thought you weren’t supposed to look ‘em in the mouth! 1.2283 0.04211 127 101 23 3
2033 Yeah, and it's way cheaper than Rolfing! 1.2276 0.04291 123 98 22 3
2034 Hi, have I called at a good time 1.2276 0.04443 123 99 20 4
2035 Hey, Joe, I think I might be about to lose the connection. Will call you back when I land. 1.2276 0.04132 123 97 24 2
2036 Oh dear, could you pick me up on your way home? 1.2276 0.04443 123 99 20 4
2037 Dang . . . I shouldn't have told you I was a Conservative! 1.2276 0.04734 123 101 16 6
2038 It's required for tenure. 1.2276 0.04591 123 100 18 5
2039 Hold on. I'm gonna send you a great selfie. 1.2276 0.04443 123 99 20 4
2040 Yes, the service has been great out here, but I think I’m about to drop the call. 1.2276 0.04591 123 100 18 5
2041 you go your way- I go mine 1.2276 0.04132 123 97 24 2
2042 'OK, you need to go over the stirrup thing again.' 1.2276 0.04443 123 99 20 4
2043 Wow! I have no idea what just happened, but I’ll text you when I land. 1.2276 0.04132 123 97 24 2
2044 Hang on. I might have to put you on hold. 1.2258 0.04103 124 98 24 2
2045 I'm starting a new challenge, 'Go Buck Yourself'! 1.2258 0.04557 124 101 18 5
2046 My new cellular plan is only a buck! 1.2258 0.04837 124 103 14 7
2047 Hello, Mr. Trump? Yep, the horse is great! I'll set up an LLC and wire the money. 1.2258 0.04260 124 99 22 3
2048 No, seriously, I love being a PETA volunteer and proving that horses really don't want humans to ride them. 1.2258 0.04970 124 104 12 8
2049 I just got tossed like a real cowboy! I can’t wait to see the Indians. 1.2258 0.04103 124 98 24 2
2050 No - you get off my back! 1.2250 0.04802 120 99 15 6
2051 Just a quick call to let you know that I've just validated your theory that the "funny bone" is not located anywhere near the elbow at all. 1.2250 0.04654 120 98 17 5
2052 Honey,I have to call you back! 1.2250 0.04945 120 100 13 7
2053 Gotta hang up now. I'll see you at the hospital! 1.2250 0.04342 120 96 21 3
2054 Dave had finally seen a man about a horse and died doing what he loved. 1.2250 0.04654 120 98 17 5
2055 I'll call you back - I'm about to go into a tumble. 1.2250 0.04501 120 97 19 4
2056 Don't worry dear, this isn't my first rodeo! 1.2250 0.04501 120 97 19 4
2057 Bucket list completed -- perfect timing! 1.2250 0.04654 120 98 17 5
2058 I wonder how many hits I'll get on Facebook. Heck this should go viral. 1.2250 0.04178 120 95 23 2
2059 Seriously? Pence is investing in BROKEBACK MOUNTAIN 2! 1.2250 0.04342 120 96 21 3
2060 Oh, hi, Mom. No. Everything's fine at the moment. 1.2250 0.04178 120 95 23 2
2061 Horseback riding? No, first time! You?" 1.2250 0.04342 120 96 21 3
2062 No, no, your signal's OK. It's the bronco that's breaking. 1.2250 0.04501 120 97 19 4
2063 'So cool, running with the bulls next year. Ciao, baby!' 1.2250 0.04945 120 100 13 7
2064 Hello, 911—I'm experiencing some road rage. 1.2250 0.04501 120 97 19 4
2065 My constituents think I’m a horse’s ass! Ha! I’m ON a horse’s ass! 1.2250 0.04501 120 97 19 4
2066 You’re NOT Mr. Ed!!! 1.2250 0.04945 120 100 13 7
2067 Synchronized bronc riding! 1.2250 0.04654 120 98 17 5
2068 Please remain on equine while we redirect your call. 1.2250 0.04654 120 98 17 5
2069 Sorry, gotta hangup. Just took off. 1.2250 0.04342 120 96 21 3
2070 Wow! The GPS is going wild! 1.2250 0.04802 120 99 15 6
2071 Bill finds the penalty for cell phone use while riding a bit harsher than expected 1.2241 0.04257 116 92 22 2
2072 She swiped left! 1.2241 0.04756 116 95 16 5
2073 I'm head over heels for you honey. 1.2241 0.04077 116 91 24 1
2074 Hey...I think I'm being hacked. Can I call you right back? 1.2241 0.04257 116 92 22 2
2075 I'm about to regret leaving my Bluetooth in the car! 1.2241 0.04257 116 92 22 2
2076 I'm gonna be a little late for our 2pm. 1.2231 0.04147 121 96 23 2
2077 Hang on a minute, Ed. My Uber guy insists this is where I get off. 1.2231 0.04147 121 96 23 2
2078 Please, transfer me to the Obamacare application hotline. 1.2231 0.04310 121 97 21 3
2079 This is actually my second rodeo. 1.2231 0.05181 121 103 9 9
2080 Don't saddle me with your problems. 1.2231 0.04619 121 99 17 5
2081 Hello Mr. Whipple. Not even bucking broncos can keep me from thinking of squeezing the Charmin. 1.2231 0.04766 121 100 15 6
2082 Yes, every morning! It gives me a kick. 1.2231 0.04310 121 97 21 3
2083 Yeah...yeah...Hey, listen, babe: gotta bounce. 1.2231 0.04619 121 99 17 5
2084 This is awesome! I found a huge hole in their personal injury waiver. 1.2231 0.04619 121 99 17 5
2085 There’s more than one way to horse a deadbeat!” 1.2231 0.04147 121 96 23 2
2086 Hey, all you said was, 'Don't get the coat dirty.' 1.2231 0.04310 121 97 21 3
2087 Gotta hang up now...coming in for a landing 1.2231 0.04310 121 97 21 3
2088 Of course I miss Hawaiian shirt day but I'm so much happier now! 1.2231 0.04467 121 98 19 4
2089 So I need to tip better and raise my rating? 1.2231 0.04467 121 98 19 4
2090 Excuse me but I keep getting interrupted...this stupid horse thinks he's going to throw me off 1.2231 0.04619 121 99 17 5
2091 I was just horsing around! 1.2231 0.04147 121 96 23 2
2092 Get off my back you phone crazy idiot! 1.2231 0.04908 121 101 13 7
2093 Hold on, I'm in a New Yorker cartoon, and I can't think of a thing! 1.2231 0.04467 121 98 19 4
2094 I'm confident we're going to buck the trends this year 1.2231 0.04147 121 96 23 2
2095 You really threw me off by calling me today. 1.2231 0.04619 121 99 17 5
2096 Remember that thing we were talking about? The answer is 2 seconds. 1.2231 0.04147 121 96 23 2
2097 Ya, we'll be auditioning for Dancing with the Stars. 1.2231 0.04908 121 101 13 7
2098 Can you hold on a moment? 1.2231 0.04766 121 100 15 6
2099 Yep, just wrapping the shot for the “38-42.5 year old, liberal arts-but-nothing-beyond-that-educated, self-congratulatory family man who hasn’t travelled since his semester abroad, which was epic” voter. 1.2231 0.04619 121 99 17 5
2100 Hold your horses, I'm taking you off speakerphone ! 1.2231 0.04310 121 97 21 3
2101 Have to call you back, I'm about to break up. 1.2231 0.04619 121 99 17 5
2102 Hang on,I have a fall coming in .... 1.2231 0.04467 121 98 19 4
2103 Wait until you see the get up and go of the classic mustang I bought. 1.2231 0.04467 121 98 19 4
2104 It's o.k.! I'm at a red light! 1.2231 0.04467 121 98 19 4
2105 Margaret, please make an appointment with my chiropractor. 1.2231 0.04147 121 96 23 2
2106 I haven't had this much fun since Trump was elected president! 1.2231 0.04766 121 100 15 6
2107 Hey hon. Justified is not content with the triple crown. Now we’re practicing swing dancing. 1.2231 0.04766 121 100 15 6
2108 Sorry, I'm a bit up in the air and can't take your call right now. 1.2231 0.04467 121 98 19 4
2109 I’m bucking. What’s up with you? 1.2231 0.04619 121 99 17 5
2110 I gotta go Ma, my client is giving me grief. Also he is a horse 1.2231 0.04619 121 99 17 5
2111 I told you I was going to fall for you! 1.2231 0.04619 121 99 17 5
2112 I'll have a latte, a few bandages and a splint if you have one. 1.2231 0.04619 121 99 17 5
2113 I give you my word I'm not driving. What kind of idiot do you think I am? 1.2231 0.03978 121 95 25 1
2114 Then you will? You said you'll marry me? 1.2231 0.04310 121 97 21 3
2115 I gotta hang up! Bessie hates it when I talk on the cell and drive at the same time! 1.2231 0.04467 121 98 19 4
2116 In fact, we've already launched! 1.2231 0.04310 121 97 21 3
2117 Sorry, no, I can't hold on for a sec. 1.2231 0.04467 121 98 19 4
2118 You worry too much. It's all under control, Babe! 1.2231 0.04766 121 100 15 6
2119 I just discovered the bronc I’m riding is a mare and has a leg growing out of its neck. 1.2231 0.04766 121 100 15 6
2120 Back in the twaddle again. 1.2231 0.04467 121 98 19 4
2121 Hello Dar’lin. I know you know how I feel about Obamacare. BUT, can you please sign me up? NOW! 1.2231 0.04467 121 98 19 4
2122 Hey, it's me, Bill. I'm doing a bit of multitasking here. 1.2231 0.04467 121 98 19 4
2123 Last one down buys dinner! 1.2231 0.04467 121 98 19 4
2124 Oh nothing really--Buddy and I are just kickin' it for awhile before we head home. 1.2231 0.04310 121 97 21 3
2125 This is the quickest buck I've ever made! 1.2231 0.04467 121 98 19 4
2126 I'm losing your signal, can you speak a little louder ? 1.2231 0.04467 121 98 19 4
2127 You’re breaking up! 1.2231 0.04467 121 98 19 4
2128 So far, it's all upside! 1.2231 0.04619 121 99 17 5
2129 But her emaaaaiiiils! 1.2231 0.05046 121 102 11 8
2130 So that long thing I grabbed WAS the brake!" 1.2231 0.04619 121 99 17 5
2131 You won’t believe where I am right now! 1.2231 0.04908 121 101 13 7
2132 Shoot! What part of giddyap didn't you get? 1.2231 0.04766 121 100 15 6
2133 My office is trying out one of those alternate work spaces. 1.2231 0.04467 121 98 19 4
2134 Another day hurtling toward the ground. 1.2231 0.04766 121 100 15 6
2135 I’m just finishing up a corporate trust exercise. Call you back. 1.2231 0.04766 121 100 15 6
2136 New horse, who dis 1.2231 0.04467 121 98 19 4
2137 Let me put you on hold for just a sec...we are about to get cut off. 1.2231 0.04310 121 97 21 3
2138 Hey, I'll have to cal you back...I'm getting disconnected. 1.2231 0.04467 121 98 19 4
2139 I"m pretty confident that if we hold on to our horses, we can buck the trend and ride out that wild market. 1.2231 0.04908 121 101 13 7
2140 Yeah, great talking with ya but I gotta bounce. Bye! 1.2231 0.04619 121 99 17 5
2141 I just received a push notification, feels too real! 1.2231 0.04467 121 98 19 4
2142 Very funny Bob, no this isn’t my first rodeo! 1.2231 0.04619 121 99 17 5
2143 I'd text, but my other hand's a little tied up right now. 1.2231 0.04310 121 97 21 3
2144 GTG! TTYL! 1.2231 0.04467 121 98 19 4
2145 I got the job, really?!! 1.2231 0.04310 121 97 21 3
2146 It’s okay. This isn’t my first rodeo. 1.2231 0.04467 121 98 19 4
2147 Notching my Bucket List. How about you?" 1.2231 0.04619 121 99 17 5
2148 Hey, can I call you back? I’ve gotta fly! 1.2231 0.03978 121 95 25 1
2149 Still better than paying surge prices for an Uber. 1.2231 0.04467 121 98 19 4
2150 Sheriff found a way to stop texting while on the road. 1.2231 0.04467 121 98 19 4
2151 Whoa Nelly! I said turn left!!! 1.2231 0.04310 121 97 21 3
2152 Nothing much...same old, same old. 1.2231 0.04619 121 99 17 5
2153 I think we're about to lose our connection. 1.2213 0.04279 122 98 21 3
2154 I detect an anti-incumbency bias. 1.2213 0.04434 122 99 19 4
2155 I'm on my way... I just got thrown off a bit! 1.2213 0.04117 122 97 23 2
2156 I'll call you in 10. I'm in the middle of my resiliency training. 1.2213 0.04279 122 98 21 3
2157 Your joke has a real kick to it. 1.2213 0.04730 122 101 15 6
2158 I am trying to earn a buck the hard way. 1.2213 0.04584 122 100 17 5
2159 Like Times Square, but calmer. 1.2213 0.04730 122 101 15 6
2160 Jokes on you. I didn’t say Simon says. 1.2213 0.04584 122 100 17 5
2161 I just saved 15% on my car insurance so all good 1.2203 0.04525 118 96 18 4
2162 Hey Siri, Inflate rescue necktie." Okay, calling Roscoe Nesterov 1.2203 0.04683 118 97 16 5
2163 Ten bucks if I stick this landing? 1.2203 0.04835 118 98 14 6
2164 You'll never guess where I was just calling from. 1.2203 0.04016 118 93 24 1
2165 OMG! GMO! 1.2203 0.04835 118 98 14 6
2166 Yep, lots more fun than riding the donkey in DC! 1.2203 0.04683 118 97 16 5
2167 I’m at work. What do yo think I’m doing, horsing around? 1.2203 0.04683 118 97 16 5
2168 Woah big fella, I didn't mean it that way..... 1.2203 0.04683 118 97 16 5
2169 I wasn't texting. I swear it. 1.2203 0.04362 118 95 20 3
2170 Right, he bucked up and threw me. I'm falling right now! 1.2203 0.04835 118 98 14 6
2171 Great conference call … sorry if I sounded hoarse.” Jim Hein, Pittsburgh, Pa. 1.2203 0.04525 118 96 18 4
2172 No, I'm working outside the office today. 1.2203 0.03832 118 92 26 0
2173 What could be safer? It's the original self-driving car! 1.2203 0.04525 118 96 18 4
2174 Yes, I'm satisfied with my Boost Mobile plan. 1.2203 0.04362 118 95 20 3
2175 Hi! It’s me Text Ritter! 1.2203 0.04982 118 99 12 7
2176 Cancel the mechanical bull order for our bar. I'm bringing home something a heck of a lot better! 1.2203 0.04362 118 95 20 3
2177 I told you it would be an uplifting experience! 1.2203 0.04016 118 93 24 1
2178 Once upon a time, Paul Manafort knew how to carefully control a different kind of big bucks. 1.2203 0.04525 118 96 18 4
2179 And honey, they even offer dressage at this year's corporate retreat 1.2203 0.04193 118 94 22 2
2180 Well mom, you were right. I should have listened when you told me not to horse around... 1.2203 0.04683 118 97 16 5
2181 I was sure you said “horse right, not horse left.” 1.2203 0.04362 118 95 20 3
2182 Did I tell you that even the dirt tastes better out here? 1.2203 0.04525 118 96 18 4
2183 He's learned swipe-right! 1.2203 0.04193 118 94 22 2
2184 Yes, I can talk. I’m on of those new “self-driving” horses. 1.2203 0.04525 118 96 18 4
2185 Yeah, I know I said making money in this market is like breaking a wild horse, but really? Not so much 1.2203 0.04525 118 96 18 4
2186 O K ,you can have more oats! 1.2203 0.04683 118 97 16 5
2187 Yes, it’s been a wild ride recently, lots of ups and downs, but I think the worst is over now. We’re somewhat upside-down in our current position, but I’m hoping for a soft landing, Mr. Chairman. 1.2203 0.04362 118 95 20 3
2188 Meditation is for sissies. 1.2203 0.04362 118 95 20 3
2189 LOL honey, Thunderbolt just hates your ringtone! 1.2203 0.04193 118 94 22 2
2190 When you said 'I bought you a Bronco.', I thought you meant the car! 1.2203 0.04362 118 95 20 3
2191 Sorry, but you're going to have to speak up. 1.2203 0.03832 118 92 26 0
2192 If you must use your phone when riding a bucking bronco, please do so in a hands-free mode. 1.2203 0.04016 118 93 24 1
2193 5 o'clock sounds great. I really could use a drink. 1.2203 0.04362 118 95 20 3
2194 Western parkour. 1.2203 0.04525 118 96 18 4
2195 Yee-Haw Ma!! I ain't wearing a helmet this time either! 1.2203 0.04525 118 96 18 4
2196 Everything was fine until I looked in its mouth. 1.2203 0.04982 118 99 12 7
2197 Sorry, I have to take this. 1.2203 0.04362 118 95 20 3
2198 No, there is no collusion 1.2203 0.04193 118 94 22 2
2199 That was my boss. I had to answer. 1.2203 0.04193 118 94 22 2
2200 This is great, it's self-driving so I don't need to be hands free. 1.2203 0.04362 118 95 20 3
2201 Talk to you later - this is my stop - 1.2203 0.04362 118 95 20 3
2202 A Republican cowboy: Yeah, ain't it great that the president is trying to repeal Obamacare. 1.2203 0.04525 118 96 18 4
2203 Yippee Ki-Yay! I'm so happy, I could die! 1.2203 0.04525 118 96 18 4
2204 911, I have a problem! 1.2203 0.04193 118 94 22 2
2205 My options seem up in the air. 1.2203 0.04683 118 97 16 5
2206 Fred - I'm going to need to call you buck 1.2203 0.04525 118 96 18 4
2207 VR? No, I'm using the Actual Reality app! 1.2203 0.04683 118 97 16 5
2208 I thought you said Buck you" 1.2203 0.04683 118 97 16 5
2209 Hold a sec, let me get a selfie. 1.2203 0.04193 118 94 22 2
2210 Wow, you're feisty. But I like that in a mare. 1.2203 0.04525 118 96 18 4
2211 You'd love this - it's like lying on air! 1.2203 0.04683 118 97 16 5
2212 OK, OK, you can have 60% 1.2203 0.04362 118 95 20 3
2213 Wait a minute, I got another call. 1.2203 0.04835 118 98 14 6
2214 Good news, honey! I made a buck today just like you told me to." 1.2203 0.04016 118 93 24 1
2215 He says 'no cell phone calls while in the saddle!' 1.2185 0.05086 119 101 10 8
2216 Let's circle back when I land. 1.2185 0.04329 119 96 20 3
2217 Okay, cowboy. We horses call this dance move "Pas de Whoops!" 1.2185 0.04491 119 97 18 4
2218 I wish this thing had Bluetooth. I’m dying over here! 1.2185 0.04329 119 96 20 3
2219 It's a metaphor, literally. 1.2185 0.04162 119 95 22 2
2220 No, I did NOT give consent. 1.2185 0.04647 119 98 16 5
2221 You can lead a horse to water, but you can’t make him take your calls. 1.2185 0.04491 119 97 18 4
2222 The rideshare hardware needs some tweaking but otherwise it is ready to launch. 1.2174 0.04056 115 91 23 1
2223 Yeah, I'm livin' the dream, makin' the big bucks. 1.2174 0.04749 115 95 15 5
2224 You know me, always willing to buck tradition. 1.2174 0.04585 115 94 17 4
2225 At a dude ranch, man, it’s a kick! Where are you? 1.2174 0.04585 115 94 17 4
2226 Medically covered!?! Yeee Haw!!! 1.2174 0.04240 115 92 21 2
2227 I'm making America great again! Exciting! You? 1.2174 0.04749 115 95 15 5
2228 Busy? No, just working on my hip-hop dance routine with Jasper. I can talk. 1.2174 0.04749 115 95 15 5
2229 Tweet this! 1.2174 0.04416 115 93 19 3
2230 No, I said that this dude ranch was BUCKIN' awesome! 1.2174 0.04585 115 94 17 4
2231 I'm on my way to a conference to teach a class on distracted riders. 1.2174 0.04416 115 93 19 3
2232 It's my first rodeo! 1.2174 0.04240 115 92 21 2
2233 I couldn't find the bull to grab by it's horns but I pulled this bronco's ears pretty hard 1.2174 0.04585 115 94 17 4
2234 Why'd he throw me off?- He found out I'm a globalist. 1.2174 0.04907 115 96 13 6
2235 Yeah, I'm putting it on Facebook right now. 1.2174 0.04056 115 91 23 1
2236 I’m getting the big bucks now, Honey! 1.2174 0.04416 115 93 19 3
2237 Hey Dad! Guess what? I can now truthfully say, “This ain’t my first rodeo!” 1.2174 0.04749 115 95 15 5
2238 I'll have to call you on my back. 1.2174 0.04585 115 94 17 4
2239 I ‘m finally free to talk. 1.2174 0.04585 115 94 17 4
2240 Try to understand. I'm on another F-A-L-L. 1.2174 0.04416 115 93 19 3
2241 OKay Okay I'll increase your allowance to a dozen sugar cubes and two apples 1.2174 0.04749 115 95 15 5
2242 Yipee just got word ,my apple shares just tripled. 1.2174 0.04416 115 93 19 3
2243 Awesome, never better! And you? 1.2174 0.04585 115 94 17 4
2244 8 seconds up here is better than 2 days with a spreadsheet. 1.2174 0.04907 115 96 13 6
2245 I'll get back to you when I land. 1.2174 0.04585 115 94 17 4
2246 Horseback riding really does give you a high. 1.2174 0.04240 115 92 21 2
2247 Hey, this is really my first rodeo. 1.2174 0.04749 115 95 15 5
2248 I’ve got a great idea for this year’s office party! 1.2174 0.04416 115 93 19 3
2249 My other ride's a Jaguar. 1.2174 0.04416 115 93 19 3
2250 At the sadist rodeo... 1.2174 0.04749 115 95 15 5
2251 Would you visit me in the hospital? I hav a hunch I'll be there within the hour. 1.2174 0.04585 115 94 17 4
2252 That's the last time I ask you for ten bucks. 1.2174 0.04585 115 94 17 4
2253 Hey, can I call you back? I'm about to go through a dead zone. 1.2174 0.04749 115 95 15 5
2254 When you said you were putting me on the Bronco account, I thought you meant Ford! 1.2174 0.04907 115 96 13 6
2255 Let me put you on "whoa!" 1.2174 0.04240 115 92 21 2
2256 Stick with me here- it's like Uber, but with horses. 1.2174 0.04416 115 93 19 3
2257 Can I put you on mute for a second? 1.2174 0.04907 115 96 13 6
2258 Can I call you back in 8 seconds? 1.2174 0.04416 115 93 19 3
2259 This better be good! 1.2174 0.04749 115 95 15 5
2260 I know you've been seeing other horses, Brad! 1.2174 0.04585 115 94 17 4
2261 So then I said - "What could possibly be tougher than Wall Street! Give me your best horse!" 1.2174 0.04585 115 94 17 4
2262 SAM, SPORTS ILLUSTRATED WAS RIGHT, THE BRONCOS ARE TOUGH THIS YEAR! 1.2174 0.04585 115 94 17 4
2263 Oops! I'm breaking up! 1.2174 0.04585 115 94 17 4
2264 Wild horses couldn't keep me away! 1.2174 0.04056 115 91 23 1
2265 Hey, Great idea, AAron Copland ring tone! 1.2174 0.04749 115 95 15 5
2266 Sure, I'm on my break, so now's a great time. 1.2174 0.04585 115 94 17 4
2267 Found her on "Buck that.com" 1.2174 0.04585 115 94 17 4
2268 I'd like to buy 100 shares in Amalgamated Glue. 1.2174 0.04907 115 96 13 6
2269 Do you have one with a little spirit? 1.2174 0.04416 115 93 19 3
2270 I'm working overtime today ... need the extra bucks. 1.2174 0.04585 115 94 17 4
2271 Avenatti! 1.2174 0.04585 115 94 17 4
2272 Yup, they give you an Ultra Low Emissions Vehicle, and if you decline the insurance, it's half the price of an Uber! 1.2174 0.04585 115 94 17 4
2273 I MUST be covered! Its not like I got thrown off this horse intentionally. 1.2174 0.04585 115 94 17 4
2274 We're about to break up, dear. I'll call you back. 1.2174 0.04907 115 96 13 6
2275 Yes, the dude ranch is great. Posting some pics on my Instagram as we speak! 1.2174 0.04749 115 95 15 5
2276 Yep, third day on his legal team is going well. 1.2174 0.04749 115 95 15 5
2277 Honey, I'm a wall street guy. It's called horse-trading. 1.2174 0.04240 115 92 21 2
2278 Yes... double indemnity please. 1.2174 0.04416 115 93 19 3
2279 No, this is a good time. I'm just horsing around 1.2174 0.04416 115 93 19 3
2280 Yeah, she just did the entrechat quatre from 'Swan Lake'! Call the Bolshoi! 1.2174 0.04585 115 94 17 4
2281 He's perfect...my mother-in-law won't know what hit her! 1.2174 0.04416 115 93 19 3
2282 Funny you should ask. It is my first rodeo. 1.2174 0.05060 115 97 11 7
2283 I'm officially stepping down off this horse to spend more time with family 1.2174 0.04749 115 95 15 5
2284 Hold dinner while I complete my bucket list. 1.2174 0.04416 115 93 19 3
2285 Right ?" "No,left ! 1.2174 0.04240 115 92 21 2
2286 Hey, you know that meeting I scheduled? 1.2174 0.04585 115 94 17 4
2287 My ride doesn’t allow texting. 1.2174 0.04907 115 96 13 6
2288 I’ll take the ostrich jacket ! 1.2174 0.04907 115 96 13 6
2289 Trying out a Riding App, how about you.. 1.2174 0.04416 115 93 19 3
2290 I think you'd love it -- it beats even virtual reality. 1.2174 0.04585 115 94 17 4
2291 ...because this hurts less than watching network news! 1.2174 0.04907 115 96 13 6
2292 They specifically told me not to take the Pale Horse, so I told 'em, 'I'm on vacation... and this is America!' 1.2174 0.04416 115 93 19 3
2293 Actual reality sure beats virtual reality. 1.2174 0.04240 115 92 21 2
2294 Ha! I didn't want to go there anyway! 1.2174 0.04749 115 95 15 5
2295 Whoa, you're distracting me. 1.2174 0.04585 115 94 17 4
2296 Whoops 1.2174 0.04585 115 94 17 4
2297 Hey, I get service out here! 1.2174 0.04749 115 95 15 5
2298 Funny you should call this a phone pitch! 1.2174 0.04240 115 92 21 2
2299 Hold on, I'm got to have a concussion. 1.2174 0.04585 115 94 17 4
2300 No, I'm not too busy to talk. 1.2174 0.04416 115 93 19 3
2301 If I land upside down, maybe the world will make more sense. 1.2174 0.04240 115 92 21 2
2302 I may be about to lose my signal 1.2174 0.04749 115 95 15 5
2303 No, I'm not driving. Just horsing around. Glad you called. 1.2174 0.04585 115 94 17 4
2304 Next, we're gonna do the twist! 1.2174 0.04585 115 94 17 4
2305 Oops, got'a call ya back. 1.2174 0.04585 115 94 17 4
2306 I'll text you as 1.2174 0.04416 115 93 19 3
2307 Hey, yo-yo, the Mustang you're looking for is made by Ford. 1.2174 0.04749 115 95 15 5
2308 Bill never misses a call from his mother. 1.2174 0.04585 115 94 17 4
2309 No, I’m telling you—you’ll never take Uber again. 1.2174 0.04585 115 94 17 4
2310 Raindrop, I keep falling on my head. Now, that's what I call a song title! 1.2174 0.04749 115 95 15 5
2311 Whoaaaa! Tariffs! 1.2174 0.04585 115 94 17 4
2312 Me? I'm doing great Gil! I think I just won some sort of contest. 1.2174 0.04749 115 95 15 5
2313 Hello?....orthopedic surgery department please. 1.2174 0.04585 115 94 17 4
2314 No, Joe, put me in a low risk portfolio. 1.2174 0.04416 115 93 19 3
2315 How do you think I feel - I'm the one wearing a tie. 1.2174 0.04416 115 93 19 3
2316 Sprint? I'm switching carriers. 1.2174 0.04056 115 91 23 1
2317 My boss is trying a new 'wide open spaces' office plan... Sure, it's going about as well as you could expect... 1.2174 0.04749 115 95 15 5
2318 I'll be the one on the ground next to a horse. 1.2174 0.04416 115 93 19 3
2319 You’re sooooo frisky! 1.2174 0.04749 115 95 15 5
2320 "Don't ever tell me to buck-up again!" 1.2174 0.04240 115 92 21 2
2321 You cannot believe what my prostate feels like these days. 1.2174 0.04416 115 93 19 3
2322 I just dry-cleaned this shirt! 1.2174 0.04585 115 94 17 4
2323 Isn’t the horse in hands-free mode? 1.2174 0.04585 115 94 17 4
2324 Hey, Marge, can you believe they wanted me to wear a safety belt on a horse--what a joke. 1.2174 0.04585 115 94 17 4
2325 Hello, Mt. Sinai Hospital? I'd like to make an appointment. 1.2174 0.04416 115 93 19 3
2326 OK keep up that positive energy and I’ll see you in our next session 1.2174 0.04749 115 95 15 5
2327 lemme putcha on hold for a second. 1.2174 0.04749 115 95 15 5
2328 Bye bye. 1.2174 0.04907 115 96 13 6
2329 Hello operator, I'm about to have a medical emergency. 1.2174 0.04240 115 92 21 2
2330 They're saying its a bull market, but i'm inclined to disagree 1.2174 0.04585 115 94 17 4
2331 No, I can't hold on any longer! 1.2174 0.04585 115 94 17 4
2332 No, I broke up with you first. 1.2174 0.04749 115 95 15 5
2333 He just went berserk when he saw his selfie and found out he was a horse! 1.2174 0.04585 115 94 17 4
2334 I think I’m about to drop the call! 1.2174 0.04749 115 95 15 5
2335 I want you to investigate my horse's collusion with Vladimir Putin 1.2174 0.04585 115 94 17 4
2336 Me? Oh,I'm just multitasking. 1.2174 0.04416 115 93 19 3
2337 I'm so happy finally to have found someone who loves swing dancing as much as I do! 1.2174 0.04416 115 93 19 3
2338 Hold on. Let me switch to bronco mode. 1.2174 0.04416 115 93 19 3
2339 Honey, I don't think I'll make it home for dinner. 1.2174 0.04416 115 93 19 3
2340 Well shake the daylights out of me, you can talk and do a mean two-step too Mr. Ed! 1.2174 0.04585 115 94 17 4
2341 Hello! 911? It's too early to say, but I may need an ambulance. 1.2174 0.04585 115 94 17 4
2342 So I said to him ""Watch me whip...now watch me neigh neigh" and he freaked out! 1.2174 0.04416 115 93 19 3
2343 Hold on, I'm about to go through a dead zone. 1.2174 0.04416 115 93 19 3
2344 I knew I should have asked for 'The Old Grey Mare'! 1.2174 0.05060 115 97 11 7
2345 I said it’s a heel-clicking kind of day! 1.2174 0.04240 115 92 21 2
2346 Checked off my bucket list. Getting Trump to stop Tweeting next. 1.2174 0.04240 115 92 21 2
2347 Get off my achin’ back! 1.2174 0.04749 115 95 15 5
2348 YES, I did turn off the garden hose! 1.2174 0.04585 115 94 17 4
2349 Just do the brakes; the shock absorbers can wait. 1.2174 0.04585 115 94 17 4
2350 Hold on for a second ! 1.2174 0.04056 115 91 23 1
2351 I thought I had tickets to a football game! 1.2174 0.04749 115 95 15 5
2352 Hang on a sec... 1.2174 0.04585 115 94 17 4
2353 Not sure when I'll be in the office. Commute's a TOSS-UP this morning! 1.2174 0.04749 115 95 15 5
2354 Full-time disability benefits, here I come! 1.2174 0.04749 115 95 15 5
2355 For the last time, stop trying to lead me to water! 1.2174 0.04416 115 93 19 3
2356 Board meetings were never like this! 1.2174 0.04416 115 93 19 3
2357 Yes! I am starting to reevaluate my choices! 1.2174 0.04240 115 92 21 2
2358 Hey, baby, quit horsin' around! 1.2174 0.04416 115 93 19 3
2359 Hey honey, you'll never guess what happened again on the way home from work! Yup! 1.2174 0.04907 115 96 13 6
2360 My dreams are so real these days! 1.2174 0.04585 115 94 17 4
2361 Acme Stunt Doubles - could you hold a moment, please? 1.2174 0.04749 115 95 15 5
2362 Is this supposed to be some kind of metaphor? 1.2174 0.04240 115 92 21 2
2363 I'd like an order of fries and an ambulance . 1.2174 0.04749 115 95 15 5
2364 So I said, 'You think YOUR horse is stupid? Listen to this . . . ! 1.2174 0.04416 115 93 19 3
2365 The beta version of self-driving horses needs more tech support! 1.2174 0.04907 115 96 13 6
2366 You're not going to believe this! Let me take a selfie and send it. 1.2167 0.04611 120 99 16 5
2367 Your breaking up with me isn't the only thing throwing me for a loop now! 1.2167 0.04297 120 97 20 3
2368 I'm so present with this adventure right now. 1.2167 0.04611 120 99 16 5
2369 ...just discovering the perils of distracted riding." 1.2162 0.04322 111 89 20 2
2370 Look up "Rodeo Fail" - I'm gonna be famous! 1.2162 0.04322 111 89 20 2
2371 You have arrived at your destination on the left. 1.2162 0.04508 111 90 18 3
2372 Jerry, I’m telling you you have to come down. I haven’t been bucked this hard in years. 1.2155 0.04550 116 95 17 4
2373 Ha ha! Thanks for the rollover minutes!!! 1.2155 0.04382 116 94 19 3
2374 The next horse I get will have bluetooth 1.2155 0.04382 116 94 19 3
2375 Hey it’s John from the Filly office 1.2155 0.04711 116 96 15 5
2376 So I'm at this political rally right, and this politician is saying young healthy people don't need health care... 1.2155 0.04550 116 95 17 4
2377 You’ll love it. No traffic! 1.2155 0.04550 116 95 17 4
2378 Honey, I'm throne 1.2155 0.04550 116 95 17 4
2379 Thanks again for recommending this place for R & R after the Trump Whitehouse. 1.2155 0.04382 116 94 19 3
2380 Hey, I really should go--I going to break up soon anyway. 1.2155 0.04382 116 94 19 3
2381 You've reached horse-related-injuries law firm, how may I help you? 1.2155 0.04382 116 94 19 3
2382 Peterson? Is this a good time? Are you sure? Hate to be a bother. Oh, not too bad, Yourself? Glad to hear it; glad to hear it. Oh, nothing much just horsing around. Well, now that you mention it, I think I might like to reconsider that resignation. 1.2155 0.04868 116 97 13 6
2383 Days like this can be ball busters. 1.2155 0.04207 116 93 21 2
2384 This is a lot more fun than being tossed around in a New York cab! 1.2149 0.04424 121 99 18 4
2385 I'm feeling a bit hoarse today. 1.2149 0.04100 121 97 22 2
2386 Oh, you know....just another day at the office. 1.2137 0.04675 117 97 15 5
2387 We just adopted him! They were very specific about no refunds. I don't know why! 1.2137 0.04675 117 97 15 5
2388 That’s not what I meant by “more horsepower.” 1.2137 0.04175 117 94 21 2
2389 He saw I was on my cell phone and, well, I guess he needs more attention. 1.2137 0.05126 117 100 9 8
2390 Yes, honey, I told them to take the job and keep it, I’m finally going to chase my dream job of being a rodeo clown! 1.2124 0.04436 113 92 18 3
2391 He's through the loop! Just a sec--we've got to stick the landing. 1.2124 0.04611 113 93 16 4
2392 Return to work? Sorry boss, but I'm not ready to get back in the saddle 1.2124 0.04064 113 90 22 1
2393 You were absolutely right. E-rodeo is an amazing virtual reality application. By the way, does it hurt when you fall to the ground? 1.2124 0.04611 113 93 16 4
2394 You wouldn't dare do this to the Marlboro man. 1.2124 0.04436 113 92 18 3
2395 Great news, I just got my own internet meme! 1.2124 0.04779 113 94 14 5
2396 Collusions not a crime!?!?! That's a good one!! 1.2124 0.04436 113 92 18 3
2397 So then Karen shows up at the party, and Tiffany totally exploded. 1.2124 0.04611 113 93 16 4
2398 I think he likes me! 1.2124 0.04611 113 93 16 4
2399 Sorry. It must have been a butt dial. 1.2124 0.04611 113 93 16 4
2400 Yes! He broke stride. I win on points. 1.2124 0.04254 113 91 20 2
2401 I can totally see it's butt hole! 1.2124 0.04611 113 93 16 4
2402 This horse moves around more than the money I launder. 1.2105 0.04221 114 92 20 2
2403 Will do. I'm heading right over. 1.2091 0.04302 110 89 19 2
2404 I’m working from home, home on the range. 1.2091 0.04674 110 91 15 4
2405 Hold on - Just got in a WIFI Zone 1.2091 0.04674 110 91 15 4
2406 Hello, emergency medical services? Would you please send an ambulance to the double bar TKO ranch immediately. Thanks. 1.2091 0.04849 110 92 13 5
2407 This reminds me of my divorce, 1.2091 0.04492 110 90 17 3
2408 Horsing around is for the birds, that I can tell you. 1.2091 0.04674 110 91 15 4
2409 I just got the best selfie! 1.2091 0.04492 110 90 17 3
2410 So I had a few minutes to kill before our meeting, 1.2091 0.04492 110 90 17 3
2411 It looks like i'm getting roped in !! 1.2091 0.04849 110 92 13 5
2412 I have to do this in 8 seconds or less or I'm paying roaming fees. 1.2091 0.04849 110 92 13 5
2413 I’ve been thinking about switching to Bluetooth. 1.2091 0.04674 110 91 15 4
2414 911? Yeah, it’ll be an emergency in just about one second. 1.2091 0.04674 110 91 15 4
2415 Cancel my tee time. Golf has suddenly gotten old. 1.2091 0.04849 110 92 13 5
2416 I can't today, I'm at the Agnes de Mille dance retreat. 1.2091 0.04302 110 89 19 2
2417 I said this was a no call zone and I mean’t it! 1.2091 0.04674 110 91 15 4
2418 Hang on a sec..traffic got a little rough.. 1.2091 0.04104 110 88 21 1
2419 Oh! I finally got service! 1.2091 0.04104 110 88 21 1
2420 I think I’ll call him “trebuchet!” 1.2091 0.04849 110 92 13 5
2421 I’d rather be bucked off a bronco than take that deal 1.2091 0.04674 110 91 15 4
2422 Okay, thanks-- I guess I'll just have to get right back on the horse that threw me. 1.2091 0.04674 110 91 15 4
2423 Mister, two hands on the reins, I might have brown teeth but no blue tooth. 1.2091 0.04492 110 90 17 3
2424 I'll call you back. I am about to get workers comp! 1.2091 0.04674 110 91 15 4
2425 You always call me at the right time. 1.2091 0.04674 110 91 15 4
2426 Honey gotta go. First time I used the internet to get a ride with Uber, and now they want to drop me off. 1.2091 0.04674 110 91 15 4
2427 I thought you told me the word was giddy up! 1.2091 0.04674 110 91 15 4
2428 I called to catch up. But I'm leaping ahead. 1.2091 0.04674 110 91 15 4
2429 I've think I've really bucked it up this time. 1.2091 0.04674 110 91 15 4
2430 Hey don't worry about me, I hit the ground running 1.2091 0.04492 110 90 17 3
2431 The new job allows me to hit the hay earlier. 1.2091 0.04302 110 89 19 2
2432 Still a smoother ride than the economy 1.2091 0.04674 110 91 15 4
2433 Was it something I said ? 1.2091 0.04674 110 91 15 4
2434 Not much. I’m just horsing around. What’s new with you? 1.2091 0.04492 110 90 17 3
2435 This whole mid-life crisis thing is great! 1.2091 0.04492 110 90 17 3
2436 Gotta go, hon. I have another fall coming. 1.2091 0.04492 110 90 17 3
2437 Damn dude! I told you to tell me if you were going to zag before you zig.... 1.2091 0.04302 110 89 19 2
2438 Did you say Buck off? 1.2091 0.04674 110 91 15 4
2439 Don't worry honey, I've got life insurance riders. 1.2091 0.04674 110 91 15 4
2440 The new job sucks but the commute is a hoot. 1.2091 0.04674 110 91 15 4
2441 And I’m using a flip phone 1.2091 0.04492 110 90 17 3
2442 Hey, can you believe they make you sign release forms at this dude ranch now? 1.2091 0.04492 110 90 17 3
2443 I'm in training for my new job at the White House. It's gonna be a bumpy ride! 1.2091 0.04492 110 90 17 3
2444 Finally got cell reception. 1.2091 0.04492 110 90 17 3
2445 Silly humans! They’re so oblivious. He didn’t even see the ghost! 1.2091 0.05018 110 93 11 6
2446 Damn-it, Bob! This may be a bull market, but seriously ... no more horsing around here! 1.2091 0.04492 110 90 17 3
2447 I know you want me to commit to the relationship. The Good News is that I am no longer on the fence. 1.2091 0.04492 110 90 17 3
2448 I'm up in the air about what the cattle call is going to be like. 1.2091 0.04492 110 90 17 3
2449 We're definitely winning Dancing with the Stars! 1.2091 0.04492 110 90 17 3
2450 I know how to make a quick buck. 1.2091 0.04104 110 88 21 1
2451 I can’t help myself — anything for another buck. 1.2091 0.04849 110 92 13 5
2452 Ma! Ma! Remember how you said I need some down time? 1.2091 0.04104 110 88 21 1
2453 Roy and Trigger killin' it on DWTS. 1.2091 0.04302 110 89 19 2
2454 "Just a second, I'll show you on Insta" 1.2091 0.04849 110 92 13 5
2455 Sorry, dear - I thought you said 'get off your bucking high horse. 1.2091 0.04674 110 91 15 4
2456 I'm not calling because my monthly phone plan is too high, you should see the only way I get good reception 1.2091 0.04674 110 91 15 4
2457 And now what? 1.2091 0.04674 110 91 15 4
2458 Ok fine! I'll only get pineapple on HALF the pizza 1.2091 0.04674 110 91 15 4
2459 I'll call you back as soon as I am released from the emergency room! 1.2091 0.04849 110 92 13 5
2460 You'd be surprised - it's a bigger rush than cocaine. 1.2091 0.04302 110 89 19 2
2461 How about "The buck stops here" for our new logo? 1.2091 0.04849 110 92 13 5
2462 I know the call is breaking up, this horse doesn't have Bluetooth. 1.2091 0.04492 110 90 17 3
2463 Everything's going well so far! 1.2091 0.04302 110 89 19 2
2464 And then what did he say? 1.2091 0.04849 110 92 13 5
2465 Hi honey, I just crossed another one off the old bucket list! 1.2091 0.04302 110 89 19 2
2466 Hold on a minute, it's Fall Waiting." 1.2091 0.04302 110 89 19 2
2467 Can you hold on a sec? There's someone on my other line. 1.2091 0.04492 110 90 17 3
2468 Sure the market's volatile right now. I'm going to make a fortune! 1.2091 0.04104 110 88 21 1
2469 Looks like the Apocalypse will have to settle for four horsemen. 1.2091 0.04302 110 89 19 2
2470 Believe me, the buck stops here." 1.2091 0.03895 110 87 23 0
2471 I can't talk now; I'm out in the field. 1.2091 0.04302 110 89 19 2
2472 No! I'm not texting and riding. 1.2091 0.04849 110 92 13 5
2473 Yeeehaaaa!!!! Can you hear me now? 1.2091 0.04849 110 92 13 5
2474 Excel just booted me—I'll need a minute to find those figures. 1.2091 0.04674 110 91 15 4
2475 Yeeeeeeha! Can you hear me now? 1.2091 0.04492 110 90 17 3
2476 Customer service. Please hold 1.2091 0.04492 110 90 17 3
2477 Yeah, this new Bronco is a great ride! 1.2091 0.04492 110 90 17 3
2478 Hello, mortuary? 1.2091 0.04492 110 90 17 3
2479 Nothing much.. What are you up to? 1.2091 0.04674 110 91 15 4
2480 Dude ranch is great. I feel like a million bucks! 1.2091 0.04492 110 90 17 3
2481 Hi, I'd like to order a neck brace and 6 ice packs. 1.2091 0.04302 110 89 19 2
2482 No bolo tie, no ride. 1.2091 0.04492 110 90 17 3
2483 Let me phone you back; something just came up. 1.2091 0.04492 110 90 17 3
2484 Yup, my flip phone is still working perfectly! 1.2091 0.04492 110 90 17 3
2485 Why is he smiling? He didn't even make 1 second of his 8 second ride! 1.2091 0.04674 110 91 15 4
2486 And then they said, 'Get off your high horse, Jim!' 1.2091 0.04302 110 89 19 2
2487 This is how I like my Martini--Shaken, not Stirred! 1.2091 0.04302 110 89 19 2
2488 Calls are a buck per minute 1.2091 0.04302 110 89 19 2
2489 I'll give you a call from the hospital 1.2091 0.04849 110 92 13 5
2490 I don't think the buck stops here, Bob. 1.2091 0.04492 110 90 17 3
2491 Hey honey, this new car service app - ‘BUCKle UP’ - is awesome...they sent me a Bronco and it’s one hell of a ride! 1.2091 0.04674 110 91 15 4
2492 They're right. So much more fun than running for office. 1.2091 0.04849 110 92 13 5
2493 Wait, I dropped my selfie stick. 1.2091 0.04302 110 89 19 2
2494 Take it easy Bucko, this is my first rodeo! 1.2091 0.05182 110 94 9 7
2495 Hey Martha, I'm calling out sick today. I'm about to get a concussion in 3-2-1..... 1.2091 0.04674 110 91 15 4
2496 Things are a bit up in the air now. 1.2091 0.05018 110 93 11 6
2497 I'm immersed in an Airbnb experience, may I call you back? 1.2091 0.04674 110 91 15 4
2498 I can’t talk now. I’ll call back when I land 1.2091 0.04674 110 91 15 4
2499 Operator: 'Sir,can you hold on? I'll be with you in a minute. 1.2091 0.04302 110 89 19 2
2500 My second wish was for a flying f+#k and I must not have enunciated. 1.2091 0.04492 110 90 17 3
2501 Hang on-I’m going into a bad cell area 1.2091 0.04849 110 92 13 5
2502 Hello, Mt. Sinai. 1.2091 0.04302 110 89 19 2
2503 Oh no, I'm just finishing my morning routine. Now it's time to meditate. 1.2091 0.04302 110 89 19 2
2504 No, you giddyup... no, you giddyup... no, YOU giddyup... 1.2091 0.04492 110 90 17 3
2505 Tell him I was too bucking busy—or vice versa. 1.2091 0.04849 110 92 13 5
2506 Hold that while I take a selfie. 1.2091 0.04492 110 90 17 3
2507 I'll call you later. I'm about to land. 1.2091 0.04674 110 91 15 4
2508 Hold on a second - I think I'm about to hit a dead spot. 1.2091 0.05018 110 93 11 6
2509 I'll send you a selfie from the hospital. 1.2091 0.04674 110 91 15 4
2510 'That's what you get for calling me a jackass! 1.2091 0.04674 110 91 15 4
2511 Hey Dan, sorry I can't make the meeting. Working from homestead today. 1.2091 0.04849 110 92 13 5
2512 This horse is letting me fly freeeeeeee!!!! 1.2091 0.04674 110 91 15 4
2513 Can I call you back? I'm about to be out of range. 1.2091 0.04849 110 92 13 5
2514 I might break every bone in my body, but at least I'll be less arrogant. 1.2091 0.04674 110 91 15 4
2515 So I decided to go retro on this whole autonomous vehicle movement. 1.2091 0.04849 110 92 13 5
2516 Look! symmetry! 1.2091 0.05018 110 93 11 6
2517 It's OK. I'm talking hands-free! 1.2091 0.04302 110 89 19 2
2518 Her sashay is perfect! Book four weeks, seven days a week, twice on Sunday! 1.2091 0.04492 110 90 17 3
2519 911 What is your emergency? 1.2091 0.04849 110 92 13 5
2520 My total life has been one of rejection. 1.2091 0.05018 110 93 11 6
2521 No, I can't take a selfie. 1.2091 0.04492 110 90 17 3
2522 cowboy up, cowboy down. 1.2091 0.04674 110 91 15 4
2523 The buck stops here! 1.2091 0.04849 110 92 13 5
2524 No honey, I said I can’t talk now because I’m getting bucked 1.2091 0.04492 110 90 17 3
2525 Bucking the oddballs. 1.2091 0.04492 110 90 17 3
2526 Am I approved to ride the New York Subway yet? 1.2091 0.04849 110 92 13 5
2527 Vacationing at the Air Black and Blue Dude Ranch 1.2091 0.04674 110 91 15 4
2528 It’s been a wild ride, honey! 1.2091 0.04302 110 89 19 2
2529 This telecommuting thing is great! 1.2091 0.04492 110 90 17 3
2530 It's gonna hurt but it's nowhere near as bad as doing a performance review." 1.2091 0.04492 110 90 17 3
2531 Trust me, go with the dark horse. 1.2091 0.04674 110 91 15 4
2532 Yes, of course I can multi-task... 1.2091 0.04104 110 88 21 1
2533 Just horsing around. What are you up to? 1.2091 0.04492 110 90 17 3
2534 If this doesn’t impress the East German judge, nothing will. 1.2091 0.04492 110 90 17 3
2535 Damn these “combat Alzheimer’s” adventures! 1.2091 0.04104 110 88 21 1
2536 Are you getting all this?? 1.2091 0.04849 110 92 13 5
2537 Now's a great time to talk! In a second though, call an ambulance. 1.2091 0.04302 110 89 19 2
2538 Don't worry - I've been to this rodeo before. 1.2091 0.04849 110 92 13 5
2539 You wouldn’t believe it. I suggested a live stock buyback and he thought I said a livestock bareback. 1.2091 0.04492 110 90 17 3
2540 Hold on a sec while I break my neck. 1.2091 0.04849 110 92 13 5
2541 I won’t be able to meet you for lunch. 1.2091 0.04492 110 90 17 3
2542 Can you hang on a sec? I spilled my latte. 1.2091 0.04849 110 92 13 5
2543 less stressful...less dangerous, weekend R & R for White House staff. 1.2091 0.04849 110 92 13 5
2544 I said, get off you wanna be cowboy!! 1.2091 0.05018 110 93 11 6
2545 You heard it here first. More fake news 1.2091 0.04302 110 89 19 2
2546 No, my Bronco doesn't have handsfree. 1.2091 0.04492 110 90 17 3
2547 Before there was basketball the game of HORSE was a right more dangerous. 1.2091 0.04492 110 90 17 3
2548 Lucky Falls Dude Ranch...please hold 1.2091 0.04849 110 92 13 5
2549 I hope he's calling a good orthopedic surgeon. 1.2091 0.04492 110 90 17 3
2550 ....And now I’m being throw off the horse... 1.2091 0.04674 110 91 15 4
2551 Connection's breaking up ... call you later. 1.2091 0.05018 110 93 11 6
2552 Suffice it to say... I shouldn’t have taken that left turn at Albuquerque! 1.2091 0.05018 110 93 11 6
2553 No Text Rodeo 1.2091 0.04674 110 91 15 4
2554 Hey! I don't think this mare cares much for dudes. 1.2091 0.05018 110 93 11 6
2555 I gotta jump off. 1.2091 0.04674 110 91 15 4
2556 Just bucking around, you? 1.2091 0.04674 110 91 15 4
2557 I swear I wasn't looking at her! You're the only horse for me! 1.2091 0.04674 110 91 15 4
2558 What’s it mean when he lays his ears ba- AAAAHHH!! 1.2091 0.04492 110 90 17 3
2559 It'll be a gelding tomorrow 1.2091 0.04674 110 91 15 4
2560 No need to apologize. I know a thing or two about flying off the handle. 1.2091 0.04104 110 88 21 1
2561 Include it in benefits. 1.2091 0.04492 110 90 17 3
2562 We' re going to need an ambulance at the Dude Ranch. 1.2091 0.04302 110 89 19 2
2563 Gotta go. I'm getting ready to land 1.2091 0.04104 110 88 21 1
2564 As I was saying, once they’ve seen me on the horse, this deal is sealed. 1.2091 0.04492 110 90 17 3
2565 Relax! I said I got bucked bucked" 1.2091 0.04849 110 92 13 5
2566 Hold on a sec, I have another call coming in. 1.2091 0.04492 110 90 17 3
2567 I have an APPaloosa for that. 1.2091 0.04104 110 88 21 1
2568 Honey, I'm going to be Instagram Famous! 1.2091 0.04104 110 88 21 1
2569 Representative... 1.2091 0.04849 110 92 13 5
2570 No, I said, a Bucking horse! 1.2091 0.05018 110 93 11 6
2571 Hey Siri, overnight me one medium-sized neck brace 1.2091 0.04492 110 90 17 3
2572 Hi, I’d like to report a workplace injury 1.2091 0.04302 110 89 19 2
2573 We might get disconnected. 1.2091 0.04104 110 88 21 1
2574 Let me just get off my bucking high horse. 1.2091 0.04492 110 90 17 3
2575 But I WAS driving hands free! 1.2091 0.04302 110 89 19 2
2576 I said, the market is STABLE! 1.2091 0.05018 110 93 11 6
2577 I call this move ‘the Giuliani’.” 1.2091 0.04849 110 92 13 5
2578 Negotiations are in a transitional phase" 1.2091 0.05018 110 93 11 6
2579 Using your cell phone does not work on horses, either. 1.2091 0.05182 110 94 9 7
2580 Sorry, gotta hang. Old Dobin here is getting restless. 1.2091 0.04492 110 90 17 3
2581 You betcha! One selfie with a cracked spine comin' up! 1.2091 0.04492 110 90 17 3
2582 Ya gotta do the twist 1.2091 0.04849 110 92 13 5
2583 No Susan, I promise you, I'm not horsing around" After the Fall, I"ll call you 1.2091 0.04849 110 92 13 5
2584 It IS like deleting Facebook 1.2091 0.04492 110 90 17 3
2585 Oh, it's "bucking" bronco? 1.2091 0.04104 110 88 21 1
2586 Hi dear. Any mail? 1.2091 0.04492 110 90 17 3
2587 Don't be silly boss, I've always got a spare vacation minute to speak with you. 1.2091 0.04492 110 90 17 3
2588 I am passing the buck as we speak. 1.2091 0.04492 110 90 17 3
2589 Honey- Jack Palance didn't know the half of it." 1.2091 0.04302 110 89 19 2
2590 Wow! You never saw a cowboy with a necktie? 1.2091 0.04849 110 92 13 5
2591 YAHOO! 1.2091 0.04674 110 91 15 4
2592 Hello? Is this the taxidermist? 1.2091 0.04849 110 92 13 5
2593 Sorry my phone must have autocorrected. I said the the horse is bucking. 1.2091 0.04674 110 91 15 4
2594 No, no, 911, I didn't say I'm getting hoarse 1.2091 0.04849 110 92 13 5
2595 I think it's going pretty well. 1.2072 0.04071 111 89 21 1
2596 Wow, that does sound like a unique timeshare opportunity! 1.2072 0.04455 111 91 17 3
2597 Hello honey I finally got something to talk about on Facebook. 1.2072 0.04267 111 90 19 2
2598 And to dust we shall return 1.2072 0.04635 111 92 15 4
2599 It's only a buck a call 1.2072 0.04455 111 91 17 3
2600 Uber, can you pick me up? 1.2072 0.04809 111 93 13 5
2601 Another one bites the dust.... 1.2072 0.04635 111 92 15 4
2602 Then he tells me to 'go get bucked' and I say, 'Hey, whatever - you're the boss.' 1.2072 0.04635 111 92 15 4
2603 Let me call you back... 1.2072 0.04267 111 90 19 2
2604 He tried to take me for a ride, but now I will get the real dirt. 1.2072 0.04455 111 91 17 3
2605 Heck no I didn't waste all that money I spent on this dude ranch vacation. 1.2072 0.03864 111 88 23 0
2606 Thank God I'm only leasing this horse. 1.2072 0.04455 111 91 17 3
2607 Hello, is this 911 emergency? 1.2072 0.04071 111 89 21 1
2608 Ha! No, what I said was BUCKING Bronco... 1.2072 0.04071 111 89 21 1
2609 What's 'distracted riding'?" 1.2072 0.04267 111 90 19 2
2610 Tell the boss that this isn't my first rodeo. 1.2072 0.04071 111 89 21 1
2611 Listen, this call may drop in the next 8 seconds. 1.2072 0.04455 111 91 17 3
2612 I always knew I'd land in Texas 1.2072 0.04267 111 90 19 2
2613 My flight's about to land, call me later 1.2072 0.04455 111 91 17 3
2614 Number twenty on my bucket list is a piece of caaaaaaa... 1.2072 0.04267 111 90 19 2
2615 These dumb humans should've figured out by now that there's no cellphone use during take off or landing. 1.2072 0.04455 111 91 17 3
2616 Don't be condescending, Tiff. Of course, Texas has Uber. 1.2072 0.04267 111 90 19 2
2617 Hello, yes I am fine at the moment. On a whim I decided to try horseback riding but he does not seem to like my ring tone. 1.2072 0.04809 111 93 13 5
2618 He remembers me!!! 1.2072 0.04455 111 91 17 3
2619 Did you see the picture of me flying off of the horse? I hope it will get a lot of 'likes'. 1.2072 0.04809 111 93 13 5
2620 At least Im a good Democrat. I would have fallen off an elephant much sooner. 1.2072 0.04455 111 91 17 3
2621 This is my dream job", spoke Dave the horse 1.2054 0.04769 112 94 13 5
2622 Just the usual bucking around. How about you? 1.2037 0.04110 108 87 20 1
2623 My boss promised I'd get a raise. 1.2037 0.04315 108 88 18 2
2624 $3.80 a pound. But that offer is good only for seven or eight more seconds. 1.2037 0.04511 108 89 16 3
2625 This team-building exercise is awesome! 1.2037 0.04699 108 90 14 4
2626 I know we can win dancing with the mares together 1.2037 0.04315 108 88 18 2
2627 No! 911! 1.2037 0.04511 108 89 16 3
2628 My regular job? Federal employee. I'm smiling because this horse is more fun than working for Donald 1.2037 0.05054 108 92 10 6
2629 Listen, that Bronco you booked for me turns out to be a fun of a ride. 1.2037 0.04511 108 89 16 3
2630 Oh you know, just another day at the rodeo. When’s dinner? 1.2037 0.04699 108 90 14 4
2631 I finally got back on the horse...and the cell service is fantastic from up here! 1.2037 0.04699 108 90 14 4
2632 My plan has a great roll over policy 1.2037 0.04315 108 88 18 2
2633 Hi, is this dial-a-horse whisperer? 1.2037 0.04511 108 89 16 3
2634 Go, you city- slicker, go! 1.2037 0.04511 108 89 16 3
2635 great ! how about you . 1.2037 0.04699 108 90 14 4
2636 Hang on! Let me get a selfie. 1.2037 0.04699 108 90 14 4
2637 I Didn’t vote for him. 1.2037 0.04699 108 90 14 4
2638 I'll be home around 7, just finishing up with my parkour trainer 1.2037 0.04511 108 89 16 3
2639 Oh shit ! 1.2037 0.04511 108 89 16 3
2640 I just stopped to get a few bucks on the way home. 1.2037 0.04315 108 88 18 2
2641 These are Real Ups & Downs and not the ones in The Street 1.2037 0.04511 108 89 16 3
2642 You're a mean son-of-a-bitch of a horse, you know that? 1.2037 0.05054 108 92 10 6
2643 Our relationship changed as of about 30 seconds ago. I really believe that. 1.2037 0.04315 108 88 18 2
2644 The Luckiest Man in the World - shown here on Nov 8, 2016. 1.2037 0.04511 108 89 16 3
2645 Let me call you back. Apparently this is a quiet pasture. 1.2037 0.04880 108 91 12 5
2646 Say it, Forget it, Ride it, Regret it! 1.2037 0.04315 108 88 18 2
2647 Just like in the movies, hon, so fun! 1.2037 0.04315 108 88 18 2
2648 Buy Anthem! 1.2037 0.04511 108 89 16 3
2649 Ha ha, yes, right now! I'm dying right now! 1.2037 0.04511 108 89 16 3
2650 Peel an orange big and round ... 1.2037 0.04511 108 89 16 3
2651 Another city slicker bites the dust. 1.2037 0.04511 108 89 16 3
2652 Honey, we may not need a trampoline for the kids' party. 1.2037 0.04699 108 90 14 4
2653 How about never? Is never good for you? 1.2037 0.04880 108 91 12 5
2654 I told you that this horse could do Salsa! 1.2037 0.04511 108 89 16 3
2655 At this moment I am falling head over heels for you. 1.2037 0.04511 108 89 16 3
2656 You were right! Reception IS great!! 1.2037 0.04110 108 87 20 1
2657 He told me to hold my horses, and I said buck off! 1.2037 0.04699 108 90 14 4
2658 I told you never to play the Mr. Ed Theme song when we're on speaker phone. 1.2037 0.04511 108 89 16 3
2659 Becky listen, just ask anyone here how spontaneous I am! 1.2037 0.05054 108 92 10 6
2660 You said it would be all about me this time! 1.2037 0.04110 108 87 20 1
2661 Just a sec, I've got a great Instagram photo op. 1.2037 0.04880 108 91 12 5
2662 Hay, hay, hay! We're just horsing around! 1.2037 0.04511 108 89 16 3
2663 It's a hard way to make a buck. 1.2035 0.04383 113 93 17 3
2664 Whooa Yustify, So Sorry, But Just HAVE to take this Call 1.2018 0.04280 109 89 18 2
2665 No wonder the Pony Express went kaput! 1.2018 0.05011 109 93 10 6
2666 I need to stop drinking. 1.2018 0.04474 109 90 16 3
2667 Whoa! You've got some crrazzy dance moves there, lil' pony! 1.2018 0.04280 109 89 18 2
2668 Yes, I can hear you now. 1.2000 0.04364 105 86 17 2
2669 But... I am not driving. 1.2000 0.04766 105 88 13 4
2670 Could be a while before I get back to you. 1.2000 0.04569 105 87 15 3
2671 Well, we're almost there, but I think he's a bit confused about the ending . 1.2000 0.04569 105 87 15 3
2672 Honey,I finished my bucket list! 1.2000 0.04766 105 88 13 4
2673 Yeah, well, Roy Rodgers never had to deal with a cell phone. 1.2000 0.04364 105 86 17 2
2674 and I thought my Ford Bronco had a rough ride! 1.2000 0.04364 105 86 17 2
2675 Yeah! So I decided to jump the horse instead of the shark. 1.2000 0.04569 105 87 15 3
2676 What?!The proprioception is bad here. 1.2000 0.04766 105 88 13 4
2677 I'll try to take a Selfie. 1.2000 0.04954 105 89 11 5
2678 If you're open to some horse trading ..... 1.2000 0.04364 105 86 17 2
2679 He's mad that I upgraded the flip phone. 1.2000 0.04569 105 87 15 3
2680 I've ben trying to take this damn selfie but this stupid horse won't sit still! 1.2000 0.04364 105 86 17 2
2681 Hang on a sec. Incoming call. 1.2000 0.04954 105 89 11 5
2682 1991 called; it wants its cliché back. 1.2000 0.04569 105 87 15 3
2683 Talk about passing the buck. 1.2000 0.04569 105 87 15 3
2684 Horse: He may know about bulls and bears - but he sure knows nothing about broncos! 1.2000 0.04766 105 88 13 4
2685 Wait -- he lost me. 1.2000 0.04954 105 89 11 5
2686 Call Michael Cohen and tell him I can't do this job either 1.2000 0.04569 105 87 15 3
2687 This is what happens when you talk and ride. 1.2000 0.04954 105 89 11 5
2688 The Mustang's self-driving system is a bit less forgiving of driver inattention than the Tesla's. 1.2000 0.04149 105 85 19 1
2689 Alaman left and dosey doe, then I go left and you go right! 1.2000 0.04766 105 88 13 4
2690 Did this ever happen to the Lone Ranger? 1.2000 0.04954 105 89 11 5
2691 I’m fine. Just having my morning bucks. 1.2000 0.04954 105 89 11 5
2692 It’s a challenge getting votes from these ranchers. 1.2000 0.04569 105 87 15 3
2693 Mueller-time! 1.2000 0.04569 105 87 15 3
2694 So, can I see you again? 1.2000 0.05136 105 90 9 6
2695 Me? Nothin' much...just horsin' around. 1.2000 0.03922 105 84 21 0
2696 No, I'm still using one of those old flip phones. 1.2000 0.04364 105 86 17 2
2697 Yeah, I get thrown for a loop all the time too. 1.2000 0.04569 105 87 15 3
2698 I'm being dropped call ya back 1.2000 0.04569 105 87 15 3
2699 Just a step to the left and a jump to the right 1.2000 0.04766 105 88 13 4
2700 Are you sure it's yippee io kiyay? 1.2000 0.04766 105 88 13 4
2701 Hey Buddy! No, now's just as good a time as any. 1.2000 0.04149 105 85 19 1
2702 It’s for you, wiseguy! 1.2000 0.05136 105 90 9 6
2703 Bravo, Dusty, you did a perfect arabesque! 1.2000 0.04766 105 88 13 4
2704 No, I didn’t say it was Mr. Ed.... 1.2000 0.05136 105 90 9 6
2705 It's the latest Galaxy S15Plus! Yeah.. They are completely out of upgrade ideas so they give you horse riding lessons! 1.2000 0.04766 105 88 13 4
2706 You weren’t kidding—he hates Italian loafers! 1.2000 0.04569 105 87 15 3
2707 He felt like a million bucks. 1.2000 0.04766 105 88 13 4
2708 I just came up with a new show,it's called "Dancing with Horses". 1.2000 0.04569 105 87 15 3
2709 Actually ,Wyoming is the only state where it’s legal. 1.2000 0.04364 105 86 17 2
2710 Just a sec ... I need to put you on hold. 1.2000 0.04569 105 87 15 3
2711 OK if I call you back later? 1.2000 0.04364 105 86 17 2
2712 Yeah, my therapist just knows how to push me. 1.2000 0.04364 105 86 17 2
2713 No Siri, I said "Orthopedic", "not encyclopedic" 1.2000 0.04149 105 85 19 1
2714 No one was able to predict the distracted horse riding epidemic of the 2020's. 1.2000 0.04364 105 86 17 2
2715 No, no! I said BUCKING horse! 1.2000 0.05136 105 90 9 6
2716 Whee! Finally figured out how to use all my sick days! 1.2000 0.04954 105 89 11 5
2717 Sorry for the background noise- I'll go on mute. 1.2000 0.04766 105 88 13 4
2718 Ha, ha. Well, I gotta go now - I need to hit the ground running. 1.2000 0.04569 105 87 15 3
2719 Honey, I've got a better signal! 1.2000 0.04569 105 87 15 3
2720 Hold on a minute. I need to turn on my gyroscope app. 1.2000 0.05311 105 91 7 7
2721 Yes I do have a minute to take your survey, thanks for asking! 1.2000 0.04569 105 87 15 3
2722 I haven't had this much fun since I voted for Trump! 1.2000 0.04766 105 88 13 4
2723 I'm flying high on bitcoin. 1.2000 0.04954 105 89 11 5
2724 So this is what Eric Cantor was talking about!!! 1.2000 0.04569 105 87 15 3
2725 So glad I got you, I've only got a sec... 1.2000 0.04569 105 87 15 3
2726 Hold my calls. This is gonna hurt. 1.2000 0.04766 105 88 13 4
2727 I’m so happy you called. I could use a good pick me up. 1.2000 0.04364 105 86 17 2
2728 Too bad they don't come with bluetooth. 1.2000 0.04364 105 86 17 2
2729 Hello, Uber?! I don't think I meant a horse-ride when selecting an "environmentally conscious" option! 1.2000 0.04364 105 86 17 2
2730 Remember that career change I was thinking about? 1.2000 0.04569 105 87 15 3
2731 Not another dropped call. 1.2000 0.04364 105 86 17 2
2732 Let me call you back honey, I'm in a rough spot. 1.2000 0.04364 105 86 17 2
2733 I'll just ride it out, bye. 1.2000 0.04569 105 87 15 3
2734 Luped for a throw. 1.2000 0.04954 105 89 11 5
2735 Damn - I really underestimated those Republicans. 1.2000 0.04766 105 88 13 4
2736 Tell my doctor I'll be coming in tomorrow with a broken everything. 1.2000 0.04149 105 85 19 1
2737 No … great timing. I’m just now leaving a meeting. 1.2000 0.04766 105 88 13 4
2738 Ha - my insurance company will never figure out "suicide by mustang"! 1.2000 0.04364 105 86 17 2
2739 When you pick me up, bring me a clean shirt. 1.2000 0.04569 105 87 15 3
2740 Order the Attorney General to tell the horse to behave. 1.2000 0.04364 105 86 17 2
2741 Sorry, I’ll get back to you! Just been thrown for a loop! 1.2000 0.04954 105 89 11 5
2742 Hold on. I'll see if he's free to talk. 1.2000 0.04569 105 87 15 3
2743 At the White Collar Rodeo, the rider with the most selfies before falling wins! 1.2000 0.04954 105 89 11 5
2744 Not all horses like Abba.." 1.2000 0.04364 105 86 17 2
2745 Just horsing around the OK corale. What are you up to? 1.2000 0.04569 105 87 15 3
2746 Nice meeting you tooooooooooooooooooo 1.2000 0.04954 105 89 11 5
2747 Me? I'm just horsing around. 1.2000 0.04954 105 89 11 5
2748 Not the pas de deux I expected, but thrilling. 1.2000 0.04364 105 86 17 2
2749 He heard you call me a horse's ass, that's what! 1.2000 0.04766 105 88 13 4
2750 I can’t talk now. I’m on the quiet stallion. 1.2000 0.04954 105 89 11 5
2751 Sorry, I've gotta hang up! 1.2000 0.04569 105 87 15 3
2752 Yipee Ki Yay, my iphone still works out here. 1.2000 0.04149 105 85 19 1
2753 Bronco riding is the event after the bull market. 1.2000 0.04954 105 89 11 5
2754 Just out stress-testing our health insurance coverage, honey. 1.2000 0.03922 105 84 21 0
2755 But Siri I did'not say HE was a horse's ass! 1.2000 0.04766 105 88 13 4
2756 LMOA Laughing Myself Over an Ass 1.2000 0.04954 105 89 11 5
2757 Can you believe - I used to always worry about breaking something. 1.2000 0.04569 105 87 15 3
2758 Alexa. Call me an ambulance. Okay. You’re an ambulance. 1.2000 0.04621 110 92 14 4
2759 Just wanted to let you know: I expect I'll be late for dinner. 1.2000 0.03922 105 84 21 0