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Name | Value |
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Submission deadline | 2018-08-12T23:19:00.000Z |
Voting started | - |
Voting ended | 2018-08-27T02:07:00.000Z |
Finalists announced | 2018-08-20T23:19:00.000Z |
Magazine(s) announcing finalists issued | August 27, 2018 |
Number of captions | 5859 |
Number of responses | 994702 |
Number of participants | - |
In this table, the "mean" means the empirically measured average funniness score when the "unfunny", "somewhat funny" and "funny" receive a funniness score of 1, 2, 3 respectively. "Precison" is the standard error of the mean, the standard deviation of the mean estimate. With that, a caption with an empirical mean μ and precision σ has true mean in the range [μ - 2σ, μ + 2σ] with 95% probability by the 68-95-99.7 rule assuming the responses are indepedent and identically distributed.
Rank | Caption | Mean | Precision | Total votes | "Unfunny" votes | "Somewhat funny" votes | "Funny" votes |
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0 | About to land now, call you when I'm on the ground. | 1.8259 | 0.00674 | 12295 | 4692 | 5052 | 2551 |
1 | No, I can’t hold on. | 1.8236 | 0.00693 | 12125 | 4788 | 4688 | 2649 |
2 | Test driving a new mustang, what are you up to? | 1.8220 | 0.00696 | 11845 | 4636 | 4682 | 2527 |
3 | Turns out this IS my first rodeo. | 1.8189 | 0.00767 | 10496 | 4360 | 3677 | 2459 |
4 | Hi Hon. Can you meet me at the hospital in about ten minutes? | 1.8110 | 0.00863 | 8006 | 3287 | 2945 | 1774 |
5 | No, I said I'm getting BUCKED, with a B. | 1.8098 | 0.00697 | 12678 | 5338 | 4413 | 2927 |
6 | I'm in the air right now; let me call you back after I land. | 1.7946 | 0.00811 | 8326 | 3310 | 3416 | 1600 |
7 | You’re absolutely right, dear – the rattlesnake ringer tone was not a good idea! | 1.7809 | 0.00787 | 10301 | 4659 | 3240 | 2402 |
8 | On second thought, let's add the accident coverage. | 1.7711 | 0.00762 | 9457 | 3926 | 3770 | 1761 |
9 | No, I said 'bucked', though on second thought you may be right. | 1.7683 | 0.01559 | 2516 | 1128 | 843 | 545 |
10 | Hang on, I think I'm being dropped by my carrier. | 1.7586 | 0.01065 | 5237 | 2340 | 1821 | 1076 |
11 | Hi, I’d like to add a rider to my insurance policy. | 1.7518 | 0.00844 | 8042 | 3550 | 2938 | 1554 |
12 | This is so relaxing after working in the White House. | 1.7452 | 0.00907 | 7735 | 3699 | 2308 | 1728 |
13 | Siri, what’s the safest way to fall from a horse? | 1.7407 | 0.00908 | 7012 | 3173 | 2484 | 1355 |
14 | Fire that idiot in purchasing. Get me a CHEVY Bronco and for Heaven's sake CANCEL MY WIFE'S JAGUAR!! | 1.7315 | 0.00961 | 7150 | 3576 | 1918 | 1656 |
15 | Yeah! Ironically this was the last item on my bucket list. | 1.7266 | 0.00938 | 6497 | 2988 | 2297 | 1212 |
16 | And how would you suggest I hold my horses? | 1.7069 | 0.01287 | 3344 | 1559 | 1206 | 579 |
17 | And you say my coverage is effective immediately?” ... “Excellent. | 1.7069 | 0.00899 | 6615 | 3023 | 2508 | 1084 |
18 | The Uber only said "Brown Bronco"!! | 1.6806 | 0.00889 | 6922 | 3352 | 2429 | 1141 |
19 | Pre-existing conditions? Not yet. | 1.6740 | 0.01328 | 2969 | 1419 | 1099 | 451 |
20 | Hold on!--it's just a dead zone. | 1.6699 | 0.00905 | 8382 | 4718 | 1713 | 1951 |
21 | I should be landing shortly | 1.6686 | 0.01170 | 3624 | 1698 | 1429 | 497 |
22 | You now have my unbridled attention. | 1.6495 | 0.01223 | 3669 | 1875 | 1205 | 589 |
23 | No, seriously, I really DO need to see a man about a horse. | 1.6461 | 0.01304 | 3074 | 1540 | 1082 | 452 |
24 | Well actually, it is my first rodeo! | 1.6280 | 0.00998 | 5438 | 2859 | 1743 | 836 |
25 | Sorry. Butt dial. | 1.6254 | 0.01121 | 4471 | 2408 | 1330 | 733 |
26 | Let me get back to you -- things are kind of up in the air right now. | 1.6247 | 0.01013 | 4700 | 2347 | 1770 | 583 |
27 | Hang on a sec. I have to take this fall. | 1.5967 | 0.02776 | 662 | 356 | 217 | 89 |
28 | Let me call you back. I’m about to land. | 1.5943 | 0.01179 | 3461 | 1819 | 1227 | 415 |
29 | Hey, I lasted longer than most of Trump’s appointees! | 1.5905 | 0.01317 | 3155 | 1774 | 899 | 482 |
30 | I dunno. He didn't seem to like it when I put the coins in. | 1.5904 | 0.01380 | 2932 | 1665 | 803 | 464 |
31 | no, no...i’m getting bucked... with a ‘b’ | 1.5667 | 0.01323 | 2961 | 1686 | 872 | 403 |
32 | Let me call you back. I'm just about to land. | 1.5638 | 0.01190 | 3416 | 1896 | 1114 | 406 |
33 | Whoa! The buck stops here! | 1.5550 | 0.01288 | 3139 | 1827 | 882 | 430 |
34 | I may lose you in a second. | 1.5537 | 0.01908 | 1286 | 716 | 428 | 142 |
35 | I’m just leaving filly but I’ll call you when I’m on the ground. | 1.5519 | 0.01369 | 2613 | 1487 | 810 | 316 |
36 | Whatever amount I can get without a physical. | 1.5496 | 0.01356 | 2562 | 1440 | 836 | 286 |
37 | This isn't even the horse I rode in on! | 1.5494 | 0.02554 | 799 | 469 | 221 | 109 |
38 | My hiccups are gone! | 1.5416 | 0.01701 | 1730 | 1011 | 501 | 218 |
39 | No, YOU get off your high horse! | 1.5411 | 0.01473 | 2373 | 1405 | 652 | 316 |
40 | Oh, just test-driving a new Bronco. | 1.5315 | 0.01518 | 1983 | 1135 | 642 | 206 |
41 | Hold on, I think I just heard a discouraging word." | 1.5310 | 0.01545 | 2049 | 1207 | 596 | 246 |
42 | I found where the buck stops! | 1.5279 | 0.01547 | 2025 | 1194 | 593 | 238 |
43 | You're kidding! You wanted me to get a scallion? | 1.5277 | 0.01684 | 1785 | 1072 | 484 | 229 |
44 | It's frickin' WYOMING dude, and I can't believe I'm getting a signal! | 1.5216 | 0.01713 | 1641 | 975 | 476 | 190 |
45 | oh up and down - how is it going with you? | 1.5196 | 0.02815 | 587 | 345 | 179 | 63 |
46 | I'm calling regarding directions to your emergency room. | 1.5184 | 0.01669 | 1709 | 1016 | 500 | 193 |
47 | Like an i-Phone cowboy.... | 1.5181 | 0.01824 | 1550 | 953 | 391 | 206 |
48 | Honey, I found the perfect horse for your mother. | 1.5178 | 0.02779 | 701 | 440 | 159 | 102 |
49 | I'm about to break up - I'll call you back | 1.5165 | 0.01708 | 1665 | 1001 | 468 | 196 |
50 | Landing soon — call you when I’m on the ground. | 1.5151 | 0.01650 | 1652 | 966 | 521 | 165 |
51 | Siri, closest orthopedist. | 1.5125 | 0.01701 | 1563 | 920 | 485 | 158 |
52 | I’ve fallen and I can’t giddyup | 1.5052 | 0.02010 | 1247 | 775 | 314 | 158 |
53 | I think he must have heard a discouraging word. | 1.5012 | 0.01964 | 1219 | 742 | 343 | 134 |
54 | No, I do not have a pre-existing condition. | 1.4985 | 0.01889 | 1292 | 784 | 372 | 136 |
55 | Hello... No, I CAN'T hold on! | 1.4984 | 0.01925 | 1250 | 760 | 357 | 133 |
56 | I think I'm about to lose my signal. | 1.4964 | 0.01869 | 1249 | 745 | 388 | 116 |
57 | LIMERICK: Once a fella named Hyden...While sittin on a horse that was glidin...He was thrown from the roan...While usin his phone...A classic case, distracted ridin. | 1.4912 | 0.02137 | 1132 | 727 | 254 | 151 |
58 | Oh, nothin' much. Makin' a fast buck. You? | 1.4903 | 0.01896 | 1181 | 705 | 373 | 103 |
59 | Got to go now ! I'll call when I land ! | 1.4902 | 0.01908 | 1177 | 705 | 367 | 105 |
60 | No, I can talk. How's my favorite client? | 1.4897 | 0.02019 | 1160 | 721 | 310 | 129 |
61 | Quick and importante question: is Obamacare still a thing? | 1.4892 | 0.02046 | 1116 | 691 | 304 | 121 |
62 | This is DEFINITELY not Buttercup !!! | 1.4884 | 0.02138 | 1116 | 716 | 255 | 145 |
63 | No, no, no, I said I was totally BUCKED! | 1.4869 | 0.02081 | 1105 | 693 | 286 | 126 |
64 | If you’re hurtling through the air having been bucked from your horse and haven’t yet hit the ground, press 1. | 1.4863 | 0.02199 | 987 | 619 | 256 | 112 |
65 | No, I'm pleased! I was just thrown off because I didn't expect your call. | 1.4850 | 0.02055 | 1070 | 659 | 303 | 108 |
66 | I might lose you here in a second. | 1.4820 | 0.02069 | 1029 | 631 | 300 | 98 |
67 | Guess what, Mom. I made pardner. | 1.4815 | 0.02217 | 920 | 570 | 257 | 93 |
68 | Who put the rattlesnake ring tone on my phone?! | 1.4801 | 0.02204 | 981 | 621 | 249 | 111 |
69 | Sorry, I'm about to hit the road. | 1.4773 | 0.02188 | 970 | 611 | 255 | 104 |
70 | I don’t know when I’ll be home, honey. My life coach told me to keep getting back on the horse until I have self-esteem or a spinal injury. | 1.4768 | 0.02200 | 948 | 595 | 254 | 99 |
71 | I should have asked Rudy. He knows how to stay close to a horse’s ass. | 1.4765 | 0.02356 | 938 | 618 | 193 | 127 |
72 | I love this cowboy life. The open skies, the wind in my hair, the ground rushing toward my face. | 1.4756 | 0.02220 | 921 | 577 | 250 | 94 |
73 | I'll get back to you as soon as I land. | 1.4752 | 0.02089 | 949 | 576 | 295 | 78 |
74 | I'm wondering if you have any appointments available this afternoon | 1.4702 | 0.02204 | 889 | 552 | 256 | 81 |
75 | Doing great! Finally getting the big bucks! | 1.4678 | 0.02296 | 870 | 554 | 225 | 91 |
76 | Hold on. I'm about to lose you. | 1.4655 | 0.02223 | 855 | 531 | 250 | 74 |
77 | I’m thinking this could be my big break.” | 1.4642 | 0.02362 | 825 | 529 | 209 | 87 |
78 | No, I can't just hang on. | 1.4635 | 0.02330 | 822 | 522 | 219 | 81 |
79 | Well,if it isn't one bucking thing after another! | 1.4633 | 0.02267 | 818 | 509 | 239 | 70 |
80 | I'll call you back as soon as I've landed. | 1.4631 | 0.02236 | 827 | 512 | 247 | 68 |
81 | You’ll be glad to hear I’m finally off my high horse. | 1.4631 | 0.02268 | 786 | 483 | 242 | 61 |
82 | Gotta go, sweetie. I'll call you from the ER. | 1.4610 | 0.02295 | 807 | 506 | 230 | 71 |
83 | Hey, it's me - can I still change my vote on Medicare? | 1.4602 | 0.02457 | 767 | 496 | 189 | 82 |
84 | How quickly can you sign me up for your most comprehensive health care plan? | 1.4597 | 0.02368 | 794 | 507 | 209 | 78 |
85 | Oh yes—sure we can do brunch! How does Monday at Mount Sinai work for you? | 1.4589 | 0.02418 | 730 | 460 | 205 | 65 |
86 | Larry?! I musta butt-dialed you! | 1.4585 | 0.02426 | 783 | 507 | 193 | 83 |
87 | I’ll have to call you back, my ride is dropping me off. | 1.4581 | 0.02433 | 740 | 471 | 199 | 70 |
88 | I'll soon find out where the buck stops. | 1.4574 | 0.02349 | 774 | 489 | 216 | 69 |
89 | I'm rethinking my bucket list. | 1.4571 | 0.02379 | 770 | 490 | 208 | 72 |
90 | OK, I tried the whispering thing but it's not working. | 1.4547 | 0.02372 | 750 | 474 | 211 | 65 |
91 | I'll call you from the hospital. | 1.4521 | 0.02486 | 730 | 474 | 182 | 74 |
92 | Yahoo! I lasted longer than Scaramucci! | 1.4519 | 0.02587 | 697 | 458 | 163 | 76 |
93 | Siri, break my fall. | 1.4512 | 0.02560 | 707 | 464 | 167 | 76 |
94 | “Sorry, I have to take this fall.” | 1.4505 | 0.02415 | 717 | 455 | 201 | 61 |
95 | The Mercedes is in the garage. I took the Bronco. | 1.4497 | 0.02570 | 676 | 439 | 170 | 67 |
96 | Uber sent me a Mustang. | 1.4460 | 0.02532 | 657 | 421 | 179 | 57 |
97 | Guess who just got off his high horse. | 1.4439 | 0.02577 | 660 | 430 | 167 | 63 |
98 | This IS in fact my first rodeo. | 1.4431 | 0.02686 | 650 | 434 | 144 | 72 |
99 | Yes honey, I did get back on the horse. | 1.4425 | 0.02539 | 644 | 413 | 177 | 54 |
100 | It’s OK. I’m not driving. | 1.4424 | 0.02621 | 651 | 428 | 158 | 65 |
101 | Whispering didn't work. Any more bright ideas? | 1.4417 | 0.02786 | 532 | 341 | 147 | 44 |
102 | Hey, guess what? I'm going to finally meet my health insurance deductible this year! | 1.4417 | 0.02522 | 643 | 411 | 180 | 52 |
103 | Gotta go. I'll call you when I land. | 1.4403 | 0.02541 | 636 | 408 | 176 | 52 |
104 | That's right, no pre-existing condition. | 1.4397 | 0.02597 | 630 | 409 | 165 | 56 |
105 | Of course I'm not texting while driving; I'm not an idiot! | 1.4384 | 0.02736 | 625 | 420 | 136 | 69 |
106 | Check Instagram in 5 seconds. | 1.4383 | 0.02512 | 632 | 403 | 181 | 48 |
107 | I'm at the office. Why do you ask? | 1.4370 | 0.02581 | 611 | 393 | 169 | 49 |
108 | Delete 'stable genius' from my profile! | 1.4368 | 0.02709 | 609 | 404 | 144 | 61 |
109 | Alexa, bring me a first aid kit. | 1.4361 | 0.02903 | 477 | 306 | 134 | 37 |
110 | Actually this IS my first rodeo. | 1.4359 | 0.02684 | 601 | 395 | 150 | 56 |
111 | I'd be happy to hold on. | 1.4343 | 0.02555 | 594 | 378 | 174 | 42 |
112 | He get's very upset when I take calls while riding. | 1.4334 | 0.02688 | 593 | 390 | 149 | 54 |
113 | I’d love to talk some more, but I’ve got 911 on hold. | 1.4332 | 0.02674 | 584 | 381 | 153 | 50 |
114 | Give me a sec. I’m just getting dropped off my Uber now. | 1.4306 | 0.02654 | 576 | 374 | 156 | 46 |
115 | I'll be landing shortly. | 1.4306 | 0.02665 | 576 | 375 | 154 | 47 |
116 | No, I really can't hold. | 1.4303 | 0.02729 | 567 | 373 | 144 | 50 |
117 | He found out I voted for Trump | 1.4303 | 0.02948 | 567 | 393 | 104 | 70 |
118 | To restart your jump press 1, for a lower hurdle press 2, to speak with an instructor press 3, and for an ambulance press 4. | 1.4301 | 0.02666 | 579 | 378 | 153 | 48 |
119 | It’s more dignifying, stable and safer than my last job at the White House. | 1.4278 | 0.02862 | 561 | 381 | 120 | 60 |
120 | Hang on, I'm about to break up. | 1.4260 | 0.02761 | 547 | 361 | 139 | 47 |
121 | Hold on - I may be going into a dead zone. | 1.4260 | 0.02774 | 547 | 362 | 137 | 48 |
122 | Look, I’ll have to call you back. I’m about to go into a dead zone. | 1.4251 | 0.02721 | 541 | 353 | 146 | 42 |
123 | I’ll have to call you back after I land. | 1.4246 | 0.02759 | 544 | 359 | 139 | 46 |
124 | This is WAY better than the branding seminar. | 1.4240 | 0.02812 | 533 | 354 | 132 | 47 |
125 | Can I call you back? I'm training for my new job with the Trump administration. | 1.4234 | 0.02914 | 529 | 359 | 116 | 54 |
126 | You know me. Still just horsing around. | 1.4234 | 0.02723 | 529 | 344 | 146 | 39 |
127 | Yeah, and then I told him, "the only way I'd vote Trump is if I had a head injury!" | 1.4221 | 0.02913 | 526 | 357 | 116 | 53 |
128 | Beam me up Scotty. Now! | 1.4212 | 0.02847 | 520 | 347 | 127 | 46 |
129 | Can you hold for a second, I’ve got to take an important fall. | 1.4207 | 0.02809 | 523 | 347 | 132 | 44 |
130 | So then I go and look this darn gift horse right in the mouth. | 1.4193 | 0.02812 | 508 | 335 | 133 | 40 |
131 | I should never have taken this gallup poll! | 1.4190 | 0.02888 | 506 | 339 | 122 | 45 |
132 | I'm kind of up in the air right now. I'll get back to you. | 1.4188 | 0.02855 | 511 | 341 | 126 | 44 |
133 | I'm going to need an ambulance in 0.8 seconds. | 1.4188 | 0.02841 | 511 | 340 | 128 | 43 |
134 | no, no, no, with a B! | 1.4185 | 0.02916 | 509 | 344 | 117 | 48 |
135 | Siri, where's the nearest hospital? | 1.4183 | 0.02835 | 502 | 332 | 130 | 40 |
136 | Can I get back to you? I’m sorta between a bronc and a hard place. | 1.4163 | 0.03076 | 502 | 351 | 93 | 58 |
137 | No, relax dear! I said I'm getting bucked. | 1.4163 | 0.02998 | 502 | 345 | 105 | 52 |
138 | Can’t talk now, I’m taking off. | 1.4162 | 0.02760 | 495 | 322 | 140 | 33 |
139 | No, NOT metaphorically speaking! | 1.4144 | 0.02931 | 485 | 326 | 117 | 42 |
140 | I'm flying at the moment. I'll call you back when I land. | 1.4137 | 0.02889 | 481 | 320 | 123 | 38 |
141 | No honey, I said he's bucking me. | 1.4132 | 0.03007 | 484 | 331 | 106 | 47 |
142 | Hi Honey! Just wanted to thank you for sending me to the Dude Ranch. Tell the kids I loved them. | 1.4114 | 0.03007 | 474 | 323 | 107 | 44 |
143 | Siri, what's another word for woa? | 1.4110 | 0.02910 | 472 | 315 | 120 | 37 |
144 | Hold on, I gotta go hands-free for a second... | 1.4101 | 0.02874 | 473 | 314 | 124 | 35 |
145 | It’s fine. I have a screen protector. | 1.4083 | 0.03018 | 458 | 311 | 107 | 40 |
146 | I may have bought the wrong kind of mustang for my midlife crisis. | 1.4083 | 0.02889 | 458 | 303 | 123 | 32 |
147 | Yes I'm riding! A lot of people tell me i'm the best rider ever. It's a great ride. | 1.4079 | 0.03106 | 456 | 315 | 96 | 45 |
148 | Everything's fine, Mom! | 1.4067 | 0.03006 | 450 | 304 | 109 | 37 |
149 | I just got up in the air, I call you when I land. | 1.4066 | 0.02934 | 455 | 304 | 117 | 34 |
150 | No,I said hang on a second I have to take this fall | 1.4062 | 0.03024 | 453 | 308 | 106 | 39 |
151 | I have a few balls in the air right now | 1.4054 | 0.03034 | 444 | 301 | 106 | 37 |
152 | Siri -- call 911 | 1.4044 | 0.03102 | 450 | 311 | 96 | 43 |
153 | I'll call you back as soon I land. | 1.4044 | 0.02887 | 450 | 298 | 122 | 30 |
154 | I'm just horsing around. And you? | 1.4032 | 0.03005 | 439 | 296 | 109 | 34 |
155 | Even horses find Millenials annoying. | 1.4029 | 0.03216 | 412 | 284 | 90 | 38 |
156 | Yeah, and the skies have been cloudy all day! | 1.4014 | 0.03174 | 426 | 295 | 91 | 40 |
157 | Yup, hands free! | 1.4009 | 0.03088 | 429 | 293 | 100 | 36 |
158 | I've got to go; some clown is headed over here to talk to me. | 1.4009 | 0.03157 | 429 | 297 | 92 | 40 |
159 | No, I'm hands-free! | 1.4009 | 0.02906 | 429 | 283 | 120 | 26 |
160 | Glad you called, I'd actually love to talk about life insurance. | 1.4009 | 0.03131 | 434 | 300 | 94 | 40 |
161 | Gosh, I'm sorry - I must have butt-dialed you. | 1.4000 | 0.03134 | 430 | 297 | 94 | 39 |
162 | I think I'm changing carriers. | 1.3995 | 0.03216 | 418 | 291 | 87 | 40 |
163 | Babe, it's my first time to last eight seconds." | 1.3981 | 0.03130 | 417 | 286 | 96 | 35 |
164 | I DID get right back on again, you idiot! Tell the damn horse next time! | 1.3981 | 0.03055 | 417 | 282 | 104 | 31 |
165 | Hang on, I'm just about to land. | 1.3976 | 0.02866 | 420 | 275 | 123 | 22 |
166 | No YOU hang up first! | 1.3976 | 0.03177 | 415 | 287 | 91 | 37 |
167 | No, Mom, always have time to talk to you | 1.3971 | 0.03075 | 413 | 280 | 102 | 31 |
168 | I'll be fine. It's not my first rodeo,Bill. | 1.3966 | 0.03161 | 411 | 283 | 93 | 35 |
169 | After a stint at the White House, Sean opted for a less tumultuous occupation. | 1.3961 | 0.03171 | 409 | 282 | 92 | 35 |
170 | Hey, Bob! Glad I caught you! Can you swing by and pick me up in about two seconds? | 1.3951 | 0.03036 | 405 | 272 | 106 | 27 |
171 | Yes, Mr. President, I've just been preparing for my new cabinet position. | 1.3951 | 0.03306 | 405 | 286 | 78 | 41 |
172 | It was a spur of the moment decision. | 1.3945 | 0.03005 | 403 | 269 | 109 | 25 |
173 | That was the moment Doug realized he had to choose between bronco busting and telemarketing. | 1.3940 | 0.03176 | 401 | 276 | 92 | 33 |
174 | Don’t be silly, Mom. I would NEVER text while driving! | 1.3940 | 0.03215 | 401 | 278 | 88 | 35 |
175 | ' No, no; I said I'm getting BUCKED!" | 1.3940 | 0.03272 | 401 | 281 | 82 | 38 |
176 | Honey, we are about to meet our deductible! | 1.3940 | 0.03055 | 401 | 270 | 104 | 27 |
177 | I need to go, I'm about to land. | 1.3940 | 0.03272 | 401 | 281 | 82 | 38 |
178 | Hi, I would like to place an order for pick up. | 1.3935 | 0.03206 | 399 | 276 | 89 | 34 |
179 | Yeah I can hold but not for long. | 1.3929 | 0.03117 | 397 | 270 | 98 | 29 |
180 | I'll call you back. We're about to land. | 1.3929 | 0.03075 | 397 | 268 | 102 | 27 |
181 | No...This IS my first rodeo! | 1.3924 | 0.03228 | 395 | 274 | 87 | 34 |
182 | Of course I’m not driving! | 1.3919 | 0.03117 | 393 | 267 | 98 | 28 |
183 | Oh, nothing... You? | 1.3919 | 0.03259 | 393 | 274 | 84 | 35 |
184 | I'll have to get back to you, right now I'm up in the air. | 1.3919 | 0.03158 | 393 | 269 | 94 | 30 |
185 | Not much, just horsing around. You? | 1.3913 | 0.03271 | 391 | 273 | 83 | 35 |
186 | I have to hang up. I'm about to land. | 1.3911 | 0.03095 | 381 | 256 | 101 | 24 |
187 | Alexa- get me a FORD Mustang! | 1.3907 | 0.03242 | 389 | 270 | 86 | 33 |
188 | People are gonna love this: it completely takes your mind off the President! | 1.3902 | 0.03191 | 387 | 266 | 91 | 30 |
189 | Hilarious! She actually said technology’s making us oblivious to the world around us? Hey, hold on a sec, I got another call coming in... | 1.3900 | 0.03293 | 359 | 246 | 86 | 27 |
190 | Well, it's a lot like my divorce, but this time I'm getting bucked. | 1.3897 | 0.03255 | 390 | 272 | 84 | 34 |
191 | I've gotten six likes on my video already! | 1.3890 | 0.03149 | 383 | 261 | 95 | 27 |
192 | Hey Siri, call 911 | 1.3880 | 0.03331 | 384 | 271 | 77 | 36 |
193 | No. No pre-existing conditions. | 1.3861 | 0.03066 | 373 | 250 | 102 | 21 |
194 | I said hell yeah I want the one named Widomak-- | 1.3855 | 0.03412 | 358 | 252 | 74 | 32 |
195 | Still beats Spirit Airlines. | 1.3854 | 0.03370 | 371 | 262 | 75 | 34 |
196 | Daddy can't talk, sweetie. He's still in the air. | 1.3854 | 0.03192 | 371 | 254 | 91 | 26 |
197 | No,no, I said I'm having a "bucking" good time. | 1.3848 | 0.03339 | 369 | 259 | 78 | 32 |
198 | Sure I've got a second to chat. Well, maybe less. | 1.3848 | 0.03062 | 369 | 247 | 102 | 20 |
199 | Can I call you back? I'm falling off a horse right now. | 1.3842 | 0.03395 | 367 | 260 | 73 | 34 |
200 | Wow Sal, I bet I get a million likes from this... | 1.3842 | 0.03284 | 367 | 255 | 83 | 29 |
201 | Imagine FaceTime meets Google Earth... | 1.3842 | 0.03439 | 367 | 262 | 69 | 36 |
202 | No Siri, not help with a divorce, horse. How do you ride a horse." | 1.3836 | 0.03408 | 365 | 259 | 72 | 34 |
203 | No, everything's great here. It's been a breeze since I left the White House. | 1.3836 | 0.03408 | 365 | 259 | 72 | 34 |
204 | No...I said I’m BUCKED! But now that you mentioned it.... | 1.3836 | 0.03430 | 365 | 260 | 70 | 35 |
205 | I said . . . I just got BUCKED, dear. | 1.3836 | 0.03452 | 365 | 261 | 68 | 36 |
206 | Hold on a sec, I gotta take this fall. | 1.3836 | 0.03179 | 365 | 249 | 92 | 24 |
207 | Hey, hon. Can you pick up some milk and a neck brace on the way home? | 1.3836 | 0.03296 | 365 | 254 | 82 | 29 |
208 | Well, I guess the buck stops here. | 1.3836 | 0.03250 | 365 | 252 | 86 | 27 |
209 | Let me call you back,I'm just landing. | 1.3829 | 0.03285 | 363 | 252 | 83 | 28 |
210 | So I sez “Why the long face?” | 1.3829 | 0.03376 | 363 | 256 | 75 | 32 |
211 | I’m on my way down right now. | 1.3823 | 0.03320 | 361 | 252 | 80 | 29 |
212 | The Bronco that's parked behind the house? That makes more sense. | 1.3820 | 0.03329 | 356 | 248 | 80 | 28 |
213 | I'd like to report rodeo rage. | 1.3816 | 0.03140 | 359 | 243 | 95 | 21 |
214 | Well, I tried to plug in the phone to charge it and he just went nuts! | 1.3816 | 0.03536 | 359 | 260 | 61 | 38 |
215 | I'm going to lose you, my carrier just dropped me. | 1.3810 | 0.03392 | 357 | 252 | 74 | 31 |
216 | Oops! I must have buck dialed you! | 1.3810 | 0.03460 | 357 | 255 | 68 | 34 |
217 | I’d like to return a horse | 1.3803 | 0.03212 | 355 | 243 | 89 | 23 |
218 | I'll call you back. I'm breaking up. | 1.3796 | 0.03273 | 353 | 244 | 84 | 25 |
219 | Hello, Emergency room? I'm calling to make a reservation . . . | 1.3796 | 0.03346 | 353 | 247 | 78 | 28 |
220 | My ride's just dropping me off now... I'll be right down. | 1.3796 | 0.03273 | 353 | 244 | 84 | 25 |
221 | Honey, remember that fortune cookie that promised a lucky break for me? | 1.3789 | 0.03383 | 351 | 247 | 75 | 29 |
222 | Quick, sign me up for the platinum health plan. | 1.3789 | 0.03501 | 351 | 252 | 65 | 34 |
223 | Are you kidding? Wild horses couldn’t keep me away?” | 1.3789 | 0.03335 | 351 | 245 | 79 | 27 |
224 | No; it's not THAT bad. I said I just got BUCKED. | 1.3789 | 0.03431 | 351 | 249 | 71 | 31 |
225 | Me? Training to be press secretary? You? | 1.3782 | 0.03585 | 349 | 254 | 58 | 37 |
226 | Hello, 911? I'm going to need an ambulance. | 1.3782 | 0.03273 | 349 | 241 | 84 | 24 |
227 | Siri, find orthopedic surgeons near me. | 1.3782 | 0.03222 | 349 | 239 | 88 | 22 |
228 | Hey, Siri. How do you ride a bucking bronco? | 1.3775 | 0.03310 | 347 | 241 | 81 | 25 |
229 | Hon, my phone is about to die. | 1.3775 | 0.03409 | 347 | 245 | 73 | 29 |
230 | I need to get off now. Bye! | 1.3775 | 0.03385 | 347 | 244 | 75 | 28 |
231 | Hi! I'm gonna need a wheel chair, back brace and a pair of Depends in about three seconds. | 1.3768 | 0.03167 | 345 | 234 | 92 | 19 |
232 | So you recommend two hands on the reins? | 1.3768 | 0.03140 | 345 | 233 | 94 | 18 |
233 | It's been a wild ride, but I find myself going in a different direction. | 1.3768 | 0.03246 | 345 | 237 | 86 | 22 |
234 | Hello, 9-1-1? I'm going to need an ambulance in about 3... 2... | 1.3761 | 0.03386 | 343 | 241 | 75 | 27 |
235 | It's the journey, not the destination! | 1.3761 | 0.03178 | 343 | 233 | 91 | 19 |
236 | He probably thought I said "Buck!" | 1.3754 | 0.03424 | 341 | 241 | 72 | 28 |
237 | No, I can't hold. | 1.3754 | 0.03243 | 341 | 234 | 86 | 21 |
238 | No! No! No! I said I just got bucked! | 1.3754 | 0.03449 | 341 | 242 | 70 | 29 |
239 | I should go. I'll be landing soon. | 1.3754 | 0.03348 | 341 | 238 | 78 | 25 |
240 | No, it's billed as actual reality. Whatever that is. | 1.3746 | 0.03335 | 339 | 236 | 79 | 24 |
241 | If you're looking for an experienced fall guy, I'm your man. | 1.3746 | 0.03412 | 339 | 239 | 73 | 27 |
242 | Hold on---I'm losing my connection . | 1.3746 | 0.03308 | 339 | 235 | 81 | 23 |
243 | I’ll call you back, I’m about to break up. | 1.3746 | 0.03335 | 339 | 236 | 79 | 24 |
244 | Gotta run now. I'll text you when I get to the ER. | 1.3746 | 0.03438 | 339 | 240 | 71 | 28 |
245 | Daddy can’t talk right now, sweetie. Can you call Mommy? | 1.3746 | 0.03228 | 339 | 232 | 87 | 20 |
246 | I guess the buck does stop here. | 1.3746 | 0.03228 | 339 | 232 | 87 | 20 |
247 | Falling off a horse is easy. It's the landing I'm worried about. | 1.3743 | 0.03262 | 342 | 236 | 84 | 22 |
248 | Hey, can I call you back when I regain consciousness? | 1.3739 | 0.03240 | 337 | 231 | 86 | 20 |
249 | I must've butt dialed! | 1.3739 | 0.03426 | 337 | 238 | 72 | 27 |
250 | Best selfie ever! | 1.3724 | 0.03347 | 333 | 232 | 78 | 23 |
251 | My therapist says it’s an unconscious desire to relive my days in the administration. | 1.3724 | 0.03453 | 333 | 236 | 70 | 27 |
252 | No, it's the other way around: I'm on the horse's bucket list. | 1.3692 | 0.03400 | 325 | 228 | 74 | 23 |
253 | You were right, he hates the name Horsey McHorseFace! | 1.3677 | 0.03702 | 291 | 208 | 59 | 24 |
254 | I finally get to work in a stable environment! | 1.3676 | 0.03369 | 321 | 224 | 76 | 21 |
255 | Well ,I am falling to my death. How are you doing ? | 1.3671 | 0.03606 | 316 | 228 | 60 | 28 |
256 | Gotta go. No more minutes left. | 1.3668 | 0.03383 | 319 | 223 | 75 | 21 |
257 | Hold on, I’m about to become a meme. | 1.3666 | 0.03442 | 311 | 218 | 72 | 21 |
258 | Can I call you back? I’m about to break up. | 1.3662 | 0.03630 | 284 | 200 | 64 | 20 |
259 | Thanks so much for booking this - super authentic! | 1.3659 | 0.03396 | 317 | 222 | 74 | 21 |
260 | Ok honey I'm finally getting off my high horse! | 1.3656 | 0.03626 | 320 | 233 | 57 | 30 |
261 | Well, it was only a MID-life crisis about five seconds ago. | 1.3654 | 0.03608 | 312 | 225 | 60 | 27 |
262 | Let me call you back. About to have some downtime. | 1.3651 | 0.03410 | 315 | 221 | 73 | 21 |
263 | Ok, I got back on the horse that threw me.” | 1.3648 | 0.03329 | 318 | 221 | 78 | 19 |
264 | Can you meet me at the hospital? I'm on my way there now. | 1.3642 | 0.03483 | 313 | 222 | 68 | 23 |
265 | Yay...I'm getting the handicapped spot at the office! | 1.3639 | 0.03542 | 294 | 207 | 67 | 20 |
266 | Let me call you back when I land. | 1.3639 | 0.03311 | 316 | 219 | 79 | 18 |
267 | I'd like that life insurance policy to be effective immediately, thanks. | 1.3633 | 0.03468 | 311 | 220 | 69 | 22 |
268 | Hang on. I'm just landing. | 1.3633 | 0.03438 | 311 | 219 | 71 | 21 |
269 | NO, I said I just got bucked! | 1.3633 | 0.03438 | 311 | 219 | 71 | 21 |
270 | Oh, just the same old same old. You? | 1.3633 | 0.03438 | 311 | 219 | 71 | 21 |
271 | It’s on my calendar, but wild horses may keep me away. | 1.3633 | 0.03527 | 311 | 222 | 65 | 24 |
272 | He says neigh to your offer. | 1.3633 | 0.03671 | 311 | 227 | 55 | 29 |
273 | Hi, can we make this brief?" | 1.3633 | 0.03283 | 311 | 214 | 81 | 16 |
274 | No no — BUCKING Bronco — with a B! | 1.3633 | 0.03407 | 311 | 218 | 73 | 20 |
275 | Hold on a minute -- I need to take a selfie. | 1.3627 | 0.03476 | 306 | 216 | 69 | 21 |
276 | Funny you should say I sound "hoarse. | 1.3627 | 0.03413 | 306 | 214 | 73 | 19 |
277 | No, honey, I said I'm getting 'Bucked.' | 1.3625 | 0.03572 | 309 | 222 | 62 | 25 |
278 | No, no, I said bucking, dear. | 1.3625 | 0.03482 | 309 | 219 | 68 | 22 |
279 | Can you speak up? I'm in a mid-life crisis. | 1.3618 | 0.03459 | 304 | 214 | 70 | 20 |
280 | Hello, Mattress King? How fast can you deliver? | 1.3618 | 0.03582 | 304 | 218 | 62 | 24 |
281 | I have to hang up, we're about to land. | 1.3618 | 0.03363 | 304 | 211 | 76 | 17 |
282 | Nothing throws me since I discovered Zoloft. | 1.3609 | 0.03567 | 302 | 216 | 63 | 23 |
283 | He's a stable genius. | 1.3609 | 0.03628 | 302 | 218 | 59 | 25 |
284 | My mom always said I should get a stable job. | 1.3609 | 0.03244 | 302 | 206 | 83 | 13 |
285 | This reminds me of the time I got on my wife and called her another woman's name. | 1.3609 | 0.03718 | 302 | 221 | 53 | 28 |
286 | My plans are a bit up in the air right now. | 1.3600 | 0.03582 | 300 | 215 | 62 | 23 |
287 | Gotta go, I'm about to land | 1.3600 | 0.03644 | 300 | 217 | 58 | 25 |
288 | I’ll call you when I land. | 1.3600 | 0.03358 | 300 | 208 | 76 | 16 |
289 | Oh, just breaking in my new mustang ... and you? | 1.3597 | 0.03526 | 303 | 216 | 65 | 22 |
290 | Honey, I'm still on the wagon, it's the horse I fell off, the horse . | 1.3591 | 0.03470 | 298 | 210 | 69 | 19 |
291 | Can I call you right back in a couple months? | 1.3591 | 0.03567 | 298 | 213 | 63 | 22 |
292 | One sec. I'm about to enter a dead zone. | 1.3591 | 0.03470 | 298 | 210 | 69 | 19 |
293 | I think I need to switch carriers. | 1.3591 | 0.03598 | 298 | 214 | 61 | 23 |
294 | I’ve changed my mind, I do believe in coverage for pre-existing conditions. | 1.3591 | 0.03503 | 298 | 211 | 67 | 20 |
295 | Yes. This is a good time to talk about my health provider. | 1.3591 | 0.03629 | 298 | 215 | 59 | 24 |
296 | Sorry, I can't talk right now. Why don't you call back when I'm home from the hospital? | 1.3581 | 0.03582 | 296 | 212 | 62 | 22 |
297 | No, I have no pre-existing conditions! | 1.3581 | 0.03614 | 296 | 213 | 60 | 23 |
298 | It'll hurt, but I'll finally meet my deductible. | 1.3571 | 0.03725 | 294 | 215 | 53 | 26 |
299 | Thanks for suggesting the gunshot ringtone. | 1.3564 | 0.03706 | 289 | 210 | 55 | 24 |
300 | And then I said...over my dead body" | 1.3564 | 0.03640 | 289 | 208 | 59 | 22 |
301 | Getting back on the saddle after falling off a horse sounded easier in my shrink’s office. | 1.3562 | 0.03614 | 292 | 210 | 60 | 22 |
302 | You know what they say - never a horse that couldn't be rode, never an actuary that couldn't be throwed. | 1.3559 | 0.03555 | 295 | 211 | 63 | 21 |
303 | Siri, where is the closest emergency room? | 1.3552 | 0.03597 | 290 | 208 | 61 | 21 |
304 | I'm talking big bucks, Jenkins, truly big bucks. | 1.3552 | 0.03461 | 290 | 204 | 69 | 17 |
305 | The new job sounds great. How are the medical benefits? | 1.3552 | 0.03392 | 290 | 202 | 73 | 15 |
306 | What? Nothing. Just horsing around. | 1.3552 | 0.03530 | 290 | 206 | 65 | 19 |
307 | Oh, you know...same old, same old. | 1.3552 | 0.03563 | 290 | 207 | 63 | 20 |
308 | Oh, you know, just getting the big bucks! | 1.3537 | 0.03394 | 294 | 206 | 72 | 16 |
309 | Technically, I also have a self-driving vehicle. | 1.3537 | 0.03495 | 294 | 209 | 66 | 19 |
310 | Got to go. I'll call you as soon as I land." | 1.3537 | 0.03254 | 294 | 202 | 80 | 12 |
311 | Yeah,well,things are up in the air right now. | 1.3531 | 0.03526 | 286 | 203 | 65 | 18 |
312 | My plans are currently up in the air. | 1.3531 | 0.03526 | 286 | 203 | 65 | 18 |
313 | Wait a second, I have to get a selfie. | 1.3531 | 0.03456 | 286 | 201 | 69 | 16 |
314 | I'm fucked, how are you? | 1.3531 | 0.03794 | 286 | 211 | 49 | 26 |
315 | Hold on, I have to take this fall. | 1.3523 | 0.03673 | 281 | 203 | 57 | 21 |
316 | No, I'm laughing because the cartoon artist drew me as if I was jumping from the fence over the horse -- clearly not familiar with the physics of getting thrown off a horse! | 1.3523 | 0.03707 | 281 | 204 | 55 | 22 |
317 | I've just been thrown from a horse and you want me to press One for more options?? | 1.3523 | 0.03531 | 281 | 199 | 65 | 17 |
318 | "Yippee ki...uh-oh!" | 1.3521 | 0.03541 | 284 | 202 | 64 | 18 |
319 | OK Google. Orthopedic ... | 1.3521 | 0.03713 | 284 | 207 | 54 | 23 |
320 | How about now? Can you hear me now? | 1.3513 | 0.03473 | 279 | 196 | 68 | 15 |
321 | Things are a little up in the air right now. | 1.3513 | 0.03510 | 279 | 197 | 66 | 16 |
322 | I’ll call you later. Things are kind of up in the air. | 1.3511 | 0.03412 | 282 | 197 | 71 | 14 |
323 | Hold on, I'm about to land | 1.3511 | 0.03521 | 282 | 200 | 65 | 17 |
324 | So then my therapist tells me I should really unplug and get back to nature, and I’m like... | 1.3511 | 0.03662 | 282 | 204 | 57 | 21 |
325 | I’m talkin’ BIG bucks, Harold! | 1.3511 | 0.03521 | 282 | 200 | 65 | 17 |
326 | I'll have to get back you on that, I'm kinda up in the air right now. | 1.3511 | 0.03337 | 282 | 195 | 75 | 12 |
327 | Sorry, I gotta hang up and hit the road. | 1.3509 | 0.03531 | 285 | 203 | 64 | 18 |
328 | I will be landing shortly, may I call you back | 1.3509 | 0.03460 | 285 | 201 | 68 | 16 |
329 | What do you mean they only commissioned you to draw the one panel? | 1.3502 | 0.03707 | 277 | 201 | 55 | 21 |
330 | I lasted longer than Scaramucci! | 1.3502 | 0.03707 | 277 | 201 | 55 | 21 |
331 | Finally, Reception! | 1.3502 | 0.03635 | 277 | 199 | 59 | 19 |
332 | Yes Doctor, I can feel a sort of Un-bridled happiness these days. | 1.3502 | 0.03707 | 277 | 201 | 55 | 21 |
333 | Either get off the damn phone or get off me! | 1.3502 | 0.03845 | 277 | 205 | 47 | 25 |
334 | And then the bartender says, "Why the long face?" | 1.3496 | 0.03738 | 266 | 192 | 55 | 19 |
335 | Yep Jim, I’m looking at the presentation right now. | 1.3491 | 0.03578 | 275 | 196 | 62 | 17 |
336 | Hold on, I've got to take this fall. | 1.3491 | 0.03615 | 275 | 197 | 60 | 18 |
337 | No... I am not calling from my car... I'm smarter than that! | 1.3491 | 0.03615 | 275 | 197 | 60 | 18 |
338 | He wouldn't start, so I put a quarter in his slot. | 1.3491 | 0.03615 | 275 | 197 | 60 | 18 |
339 | Same old, same old. How about you? | 1.3491 | 0.03759 | 275 | 201 | 52 | 22 |
340 | Yup, back in the sad... | 1.3491 | 0.03688 | 275 | 199 | 56 | 20 |
341 | Honey, I just finished my buck-it list! | 1.3491 | 0.03578 | 275 | 196 | 62 | 17 |
342 | It's great. I've really learned to let go out here. | 1.3491 | 0.03427 | 275 | 192 | 70 | 13 |
343 | No, I said ‘Buck Off!’ | 1.3491 | 0.03541 | 275 | 195 | 64 | 16 |
344 | Of course I can talk about our relationship Wild horses couldn’t drag me away | 1.3491 | 0.03688 | 275 | 199 | 56 | 20 |
345 | I'm working on my buck-it list. | 1.3491 | 0.03541 | 275 | 195 | 64 | 16 |
346 | Oh hi, Honey. Can I call you back after I land? | 1.3491 | 0.03615 | 275 | 197 | 60 | 18 |
347 | Honey, I am about to land - see you soon. | 1.3480 | 0.03519 | 273 | 193 | 65 | 15 |
348 | Let me get back to you. I'm up in the air right now. | 1.3480 | 0.03741 | 273 | 199 | 53 | 21 |
349 | Huh. Guess who's ticklish? | 1.3480 | 0.03632 | 273 | 196 | 59 | 18 |
350 | No, seriously! I'm multitasking right now! | 1.3480 | 0.03632 | 273 | 196 | 59 | 18 |
351 | Have you tried unplugging and plugging it back in? | 1.3480 | 0.03594 | 273 | 195 | 61 | 17 |
352 | Well, the joke’s on them. I didn’t sign the liability form! | 1.3480 | 0.03705 | 273 | 198 | 55 | 20 |
353 | Things are a little up in the air now | 1.3469 | 0.03573 | 271 | 193 | 62 | 16 |
354 | I'll call back, maybe. | 1.3457 | 0.03777 | 269 | 197 | 51 | 21 |
355 | Can you pick me up? | 1.3457 | 0.03665 | 269 | 194 | 57 | 18 |
356 | It’s no Uber, but it only costs a buck. | 1.3457 | 0.03665 | 269 | 194 | 57 | 18 |
357 | This will blow goat yoga out of the water! | 1.3447 | 0.03788 | 264 | 193 | 51 | 20 |
358 | ...don't get on what? | 1.3444 | 0.03578 | 270 | 193 | 61 | 16 |
359 | The Horse and the Ass. | 1.3435 | 0.03650 | 262 | 188 | 58 | 16 |
360 | Sounds like the coverage plan for me. Any wiggle room on the pre-existing conditions clause? | 1.3434 | 0.03700 | 265 | 192 | 55 | 18 |
361 | This isn't what you meant by, 'get off your high horse'? | 1.3434 | 0.03814 | 265 | 195 | 49 | 21 |
362 | I must’ve put the quarter in the wrong slot! | 1.3434 | 0.03582 | 265 | 189 | 61 | 15 |
363 | You'll never believe it: our energy drinks work on horses, too! | 1.3434 | 0.03700 | 265 | 192 | 55 | 18 |
364 | Of course I'm using "hands free"! | 1.3434 | 0.03814 | 265 | 195 | 49 | 21 |
365 | Are you sure I should get right back on? I was thinking more about an ambulance. | 1.3434 | 0.03661 | 265 | 191 | 57 | 17 |
366 | When you said that, it really threw me off. | 1.3434 | 0.03700 | 265 | 192 | 55 | 18 |
367 | Great! I'll call you as soon as I touch down. | 1.3434 | 0.03582 | 265 | 189 | 61 | 15 |
368 | Who says men can't multitask ? | 1.3434 | 0.03851 | 265 | 196 | 47 | 22 |
369 | OK, fine, got it. Now step two- Hold on to what?? | 1.3423 | 0.03747 | 260 | 189 | 53 | 18 |
370 | What’s up? Funny you should ask. | 1.3422 | 0.03557 | 263 | 187 | 62 | 14 |
371 | Why yes, this IS my first rodeo. | 1.3422 | 0.03717 | 263 | 191 | 54 | 18 |
372 | ... with pepperoni. | 1.3422 | 0.03598 | 263 | 188 | 60 | 15 |
373 | Sorry! I accidentally buck called you! | 1.3422 | 0.03981 | 263 | 198 | 40 | 25 |
374 | I think this strikes the right note of middle aged whimsy. | 1.3422 | 0.03678 | 263 | 190 | 56 | 17 |
375 | Hey, honey. I'm still in the air. I'll let you know when I on the ground | 1.3422 | 0.03717 | 263 | 191 | 54 | 18 |
376 | Help! I’m about to fall and almost certainly will be unable to get up. | 1.3411 | 0.03684 | 258 | 186 | 56 | 16 |
377 | Can you get this onto YouTube before I hit the ground? | 1.3411 | 0.03684 | 258 | 186 | 56 | 16 |
378 | Sorry, I can't hold. | 1.3411 | 0.03559 | 258 | 183 | 62 | 13 |
379 | I watched a "how to" video on YouTube, so I'm pretty sure I'm okay. | 1.3411 | 0.03684 | 258 | 186 | 56 | 16 |
380 | You know me, just horsing around! | 1.3411 | 0.03516 | 258 | 182 | 64 | 12 |
381 | I’ll call you back as soon as we land. | 1.3411 | 0.03643 | 258 | 185 | 58 | 15 |
382 | You mean I don't have cancer....that's great news! | 1.3411 | 0.03765 | 258 | 188 | 52 | 18 |
383 | Obviously, the buck does not stop here. | 1.3410 | 0.03851 | 261 | 193 | 47 | 21 |
384 | Yes, this is he. | 1.3410 | 0.03655 | 261 | 188 | 57 | 16 |
385 | Text and drive? What kind of bozo do you think I am? | 1.3410 | 0.03813 | 261 | 192 | 49 | 20 |
386 | I told him he's not going out to stud after all. | 1.3410 | 0.03655 | 261 | 188 | 57 | 16 |
387 | It looked a lot easier on Urban Cowboy... | 1.3410 | 0.03695 | 261 | 189 | 55 | 17 |
388 | I'll take this any day of the week over a cabinet post. | 1.3410 | 0.03614 | 261 | 187 | 59 | 15 |
389 | No, this is a good time. What's up? | 1.3410 | 0.03735 | 261 | 190 | 53 | 18 |
390 | So, I told the guy, who needs health insurance? | 1.3403 | 0.03705 | 238 | 169 | 57 | 12 |
391 | And I said, "How tough can it be? I've seen Urban Cowboy THREE times..!!" | 1.3398 | 0.03660 | 256 | 184 | 57 | 15 |
392 | Honey, I quit my job, dropped some acid, and went to the cowboy bar... Honey? | 1.3398 | 0.04019 | 256 | 193 | 39 | 24 |
393 | So I said to the Genie, "Turn my wife into a horse I can ride." | 1.3398 | 0.03903 | 256 | 190 | 45 | 21 |
394 | Actually, I can't hold. | 1.3398 | 0.03863 | 256 | 189 | 47 | 20 |
395 | Then after lunch we went horseba..... | 1.3398 | 0.03701 | 256 | 185 | 55 | 16 |
396 | Sorry, I was on mute. Can everyone hear me shriek in fear now? | 1.3398 | 0.03823 | 256 | 188 | 49 | 19 |
397 | Hold on, I might be entering a dead zone. | 1.3398 | 0.03701 | 256 | 185 | 55 | 16 |
398 | That had better not be a discouraging word I'm hearin'. | 1.3398 | 0.03863 | 256 | 189 | 47 | 20 |
399 | No, I said it was a BUCKING bronco! | 1.3398 | 0.03701 | 256 | 185 | 55 | 16 |
400 | Wow! I didn't think I could get a signal out here! | 1.3398 | 0.03444 | 256 | 179 | 67 | 10 |
401 | Jim's unique approach to 'work hard, play hard' was about to reach a hard conclusion. | 1.3398 | 0.03660 | 256 | 184 | 57 | 15 |
402 | This ain't my first ro.... Alright, you got me, it is my first rodeo. | 1.3391 | 0.03947 | 233 | 170 | 47 | 16 |
403 | I'm sorry. I must've buck dialed you. | 1.3386 | 0.03843 | 254 | 187 | 48 | 19 |
404 | Alright, I might lose you here in a second | 1.3386 | 0.03548 | 254 | 180 | 62 | 12 |
405 | Yep, we'll do anything to get into the New Yorker Magazine! | 1.3386 | 0.03802 | 254 | 186 | 50 | 18 |
406 | Hey, glad I got ya. Second thought I will take that major medical insurance upgrade. | 1.3386 | 0.03677 | 254 | 183 | 56 | 15 |
407 | Let's talk later. I'm about to hit the hay. | 1.3386 | 0.03677 | 254 | 183 | 56 | 15 |
408 | Yes, dear. I'm off to a flying start. | 1.3373 | 0.03608 | 252 | 180 | 59 | 13 |
409 | So you say get right back on? | 1.3373 | 0.03651 | 252 | 181 | 57 | 14 |
410 | I knew I shouldn’t text and ride. | 1.3373 | 0.03519 | 252 | 178 | 63 | 11 |
411 | Did I catch you at a bad time? | 1.3373 | 0.03651 | 252 | 181 | 57 | 14 |
412 | Apparently Dusty hates my ringtone. | 1.3373 | 0.03862 | 252 | 186 | 47 | 19 |
413 | It's WAY more exciting than the brochure. | 1.3373 | 0.03737 | 252 | 183 | 53 | 16 |
414 | Can you hear me now? | 1.3373 | 0.03779 | 252 | 184 | 51 | 17 |
415 | No, I said I'm seriously bucked. | 1.3373 | 0.03902 | 252 | 187 | 45 | 20 |
416 | Honey, I bought the farm! | 1.3373 | 0.03694 | 252 | 182 | 55 | 15 |
417 | No, go ahead, I can talk | 1.3347 | 0.03686 | 248 | 179 | 55 | 14 |
418 | I think I might be breaking up soon | 1.3347 | 0.03868 | 251 | 186 | 46 | 19 |
419 | It’s easier than working at the White House. | 1.3347 | 0.03868 | 251 | 186 | 46 | 19 |
420 | Hi! Sorry, i must have saddle dialed you! | 1.3347 | 0.03742 | 251 | 183 | 52 | 16 |
421 | I said I'd call you back in eight seconds! | 1.3347 | 0.03523 | 251 | 178 | 62 | 11 |
422 | Ha Ha! The joys of getting the big bucks. | 1.3347 | 0.03700 | 251 | 182 | 54 | 15 |
423 | How soon can you deliver that mattress? | 1.3347 | 0.03700 | 251 | 182 | 54 | 15 |
424 | Everything is up in the air right now. | 1.3347 | 0.03700 | 251 | 182 | 54 | 15 |
425 | No, YOU hold yer horses! | 1.3347 | 0.03700 | 251 | 182 | 54 | 15 |
426 | I'll text you when I land. | 1.3347 | 0.03785 | 251 | 184 | 50 | 17 |
427 | Actually no, I can't hold on for a second. | 1.3347 | 0.03700 | 251 | 182 | 54 | 15 |
428 | Same old rodeo. How about you? | 1.3347 | 0.03785 | 251 | 184 | 50 | 17 |
429 | OK, Make it quick. I only have eight seconds. | 1.3347 | 0.03656 | 251 | 181 | 56 | 14 |
430 | Can't talk now, Babe - call you as soon as I land. | 1.3347 | 0.03523 | 251 | 178 | 62 | 11 |
431 | I'll have to get back to you. My plans are a bit up in the air right now. | 1.3347 | 0.03568 | 251 | 179 | 60 | 12 |
432 | Nothing to it. Just like falling off a bike. | 1.3347 | 0.03742 | 251 | 183 | 52 | 16 |
433 | I'll have to call you back. I'm about to hit pay dirt. | 1.3347 | 0.03478 | 251 | 177 | 64 | 10 |
434 | Hello Monica, you're right. It is surprisingly easy to fall off a horse. | 1.3333 | 0.03644 | 252 | 182 | 56 | 14 |
435 | Jerry was quite pleased he lasted as long as he did on the bronc known simply as "the Donald". | 1.3333 | 0.03963 | 246 | 184 | 42 | 20 |
436 | Hey I’m about to land - can I call you back? | 1.3333 | 0.03855 | 252 | 187 | 46 | 19 |
437 | Not a problem. I am just landing. | 1.3333 | 0.03420 | 252 | 177 | 66 | 9 |
438 | Well, actually it's a lateral move. | 1.3333 | 0.03824 | 243 | 178 | 49 | 16 |
439 | Sorry, I only have a second. | 1.3333 | 0.03772 | 252 | 185 | 50 | 17 |
440 | I need to cancel on golf tomorrow... my back is about to go out. | 1.3333 | 0.03687 | 252 | 183 | 54 | 15 |
441 | I'll call you right back. We are about to land. | 1.3333 | 0.03644 | 252 | 182 | 56 | 14 |
442 | Hey man, I'll call you back when I land. | 1.3333 | 0.03658 | 246 | 177 | 56 | 13 |
443 | Gotta go...call you back when I land! | 1.3333 | 0.03730 | 252 | 184 | 52 | 16 |
444 | It's not like this is my first rodeo, Bob. | 1.3333 | 0.03766 | 240 | 174 | 52 | 14 |
445 | I'm kinda in the middle of something right now! | 1.3333 | 0.03704 | 246 | 178 | 54 | 14 |
446 | Hey Siri, what’s the best way to land from 15 hands high? | 1.3320 | 0.03705 | 250 | 182 | 53 | 15 |
447 | Well, I'm taking off now so I'll call you when I land, ok? | 1.3320 | 0.03908 | 247 | 184 | 44 | 19 |
448 | Ha ha, no! I said “buck” off! | 1.3320 | 0.03735 | 247 | 180 | 52 | 15 |
449 | You do? I'm head over heels too! | 1.3320 | 0.03779 | 247 | 181 | 50 | 16 |
450 | Hello, Uber? About this ride you sent me.... | 1.3320 | 0.03865 | 247 | 183 | 46 | 18 |
451 | Hello Aflac | 1.3320 | 0.03766 | 244 | 178 | 51 | 15 |
452 | If I get kicked off, I'll call you back | 1.3320 | 0.03855 | 244 | 180 | 47 | 17 |
453 | I am hands free | 1.3320 | 0.03811 | 244 | 179 | 49 | 16 |
454 | What are you driving these days? I've got a new Mustang. | 1.3320 | 0.03721 | 244 | 177 | 53 | 14 |
455 | Make it quick. I only have a second. | 1.3320 | 0.03612 | 241 | 172 | 58 | 11 |
456 | Actually, you called at a great time! | 1.3320 | 0.03659 | 241 | 173 | 56 | 12 |
457 | Who came up with this horse yoga idea? | 1.3320 | 0.04062 | 241 | 182 | 38 | 21 |
458 | Well, I guess I’d better get off now. | 1.3320 | 0.03706 | 241 | 174 | 54 | 13 |
459 | " Hold on a second until I land. | 1.3320 | 0.03612 | 241 | 172 | 58 | 11 |
460 | Siri, dial 911. | 1.3320 | 0.03843 | 241 | 177 | 48 | 16 |
461 | I'm falling and I can't hang up. | 1.3320 | 0.03706 | 241 | 174 | 54 | 13 |
462 | Brokeback Mountain. The Musical. | 1.3320 | 0.03976 | 241 | 180 | 42 | 19 |
463 | Wait a sec, I want to get a selfie of this. | 1.3320 | 0.03706 | 241 | 174 | 54 | 13 |
464 | I told him about a jackass I met at Mar el Lago. He misunderstood. | 1.3320 | 0.03976 | 241 | 180 | 42 | 19 |
465 | Guess what, doc? No more fear of falling! | 1.3320 | 0.03515 | 241 | 170 | 62 | 9 |
466 | . . . and they wanted me to wear one of those dorky riding helmets! | 1.3320 | 0.03888 | 241 | 178 | 46 | 17 |
467 | No, I can't hold on a minute. | 1.3320 | 0.03843 | 241 | 177 | 48 | 16 |
468 | Recalculating . . . | 1.3320 | 0.03706 | 241 | 174 | 54 | 13 |
469 | Call it a mid-life crisis if you like, but I love my mustang! | 1.3320 | 0.03612 | 241 | 172 | 58 | 11 |
470 | Look, I'm still up in the air on this. Can I call you back? | 1.3320 | 0.03706 | 241 | 174 | 54 | 13 |
471 | I’ll call you later from the hospital | 1.3307 | 0.03902 | 251 | 188 | 43 | 20 |
472 | Yes, the buck definitely stops here! | 1.3306 | 0.03693 | 242 | 175 | 54 | 13 |
473 | Just calling to make sure this is really a prerequisite for being a White House correspondent? | 1.3305 | 0.03724 | 239 | 173 | 53 | 13 |
474 | I've got to get off now. | 1.3305 | 0.03677 | 239 | 172 | 55 | 12 |
475 | This must be the Dude Ranch .I guess I should be next door at the Subdued Ranch . | 1.3305 | 0.03953 | 239 | 178 | 43 | 18 |
476 | Guess I should have called Uber | 1.3305 | 0.03997 | 239 | 179 | 41 | 19 |
477 | Got to go. I'm about to have Face Time with the ground.... | 1.3305 | 0.03863 | 239 | 176 | 47 | 16 |
478 | Sure, I'll hold. | 1.3305 | 0.03771 | 239 | 174 | 51 | 14 |
479 | Hello Ford? My new Mustang is riding a little rough. | 1.3305 | 0.03724 | 239 | 173 | 53 | 13 |
480 | Yes, I'd like to order a neck brace, crutches, and a hospital bed, please? | 1.3305 | 0.03997 | 239 | 179 | 41 | 19 |
481 | Can the doctor see me this afternoon? | 1.3305 | 0.03863 | 239 | 176 | 47 | 16 |
482 | Cremation! I’ve decided on cremation! | 1.3305 | 0.03908 | 239 | 177 | 45 | 17 |
483 | Is it posted on my Instagram yet?" | 1.3305 | 0.03817 | 239 | 175 | 49 | 15 |
484 | Up in the air for the moment. You? | 1.3305 | 0.03677 | 239 | 172 | 55 | 12 |
485 | Good news, honey, I just checked another one off my bucket list. | 1.3305 | 0.03677 | 239 | 172 | 55 | 12 |
486 | Siri Ambulance please! | 1.3305 | 0.03863 | 239 | 176 | 47 | 16 |
487 | You're breaking up and I think I may be too. | 1.3305 | 0.03677 | 239 | 172 | 55 | 12 |
488 | Gotta go honey, I’m about to hit the hay. | 1.3305 | 0.03771 | 239 | 174 | 51 | 14 |
489 | Sorry mister, but there is no such thing as a free ride. | 1.3305 | 0.03771 | 239 | 174 | 51 | 14 |
490 | Hold on. I think I' m going to be breaking up! | 1.3291 | 0.03929 | 237 | 176 | 44 | 17 |
491 | Nah, I'm good. The law only applies to distracted driving. | 1.3291 | 0.03790 | 237 | 173 | 50 | 14 |
492 | I'm down to my last buck. | 1.3291 | 0.03837 | 237 | 174 | 48 | 15 |
493 | Just called to say that I now agree. Whoever said "Get back on that horse" is an idiot. | 1.3291 | 0.03742 | 237 | 172 | 52 | 13 |
494 | I'm finally living life in the moment! Hold on. I have another call. | 1.3291 | 0.03694 | 237 | 171 | 54 | 12 |
495 | That's hilarious! Oh, hang on, I have to switch to hands-free. | 1.3291 | 0.03742 | 237 | 172 | 52 | 13 |
496 | Have to let you go; I'll soon be breaking up. | 1.3291 | 0.03837 | 237 | 174 | 48 | 15 |
497 | Guess I should have gotten the hands-free option. | 1.3291 | 0.03596 | 237 | 169 | 58 | 10 |
498 | I guess the buck stops here! | 1.3291 | 0.03742 | 237 | 172 | 52 | 13 |
499 | Yes ! This is my first rodeo ! | 1.3291 | 0.03837 | 237 | 174 | 48 | 15 |
500 | Yes, I want to complete my medical insurance application. | 1.3291 | 0.03837 | 237 | 174 | 48 | 15 |
501 | So she told ME that I was oblivious to my surroundings. Hilarious! | 1.3269 | 0.04195 | 208 | 155 | 38 | 15 |
502 | I’ll have to call you back. It’s been a wild ride. | 1.3263 | 0.03699 | 236 | 171 | 53 | 12 |
503 | You were right. This horse hates cell phone users. | 1.3263 | 0.03795 | 236 | 173 | 49 | 14 |
504 | I got the name for our new website...YAHOO.COM | 1.3263 | 0.03935 | 236 | 176 | 43 | 17 |
505 | Ha! Your phone message kinda threw me off! | 1.3263 | 0.03650 | 236 | 170 | 55 | 11 |
506 | Tell marketing I'm still up in the air about the rattlesnake ringtone. | 1.3263 | 0.03935 | 236 | 176 | 43 | 17 |
507 | Free up my calendar for the next ten months. | 1.3263 | 0.03747 | 236 | 172 | 51 | 13 |
508 | She doesn't like me to use the phone while I'm driving. | 1.3263 | 0.03650 | 236 | 170 | 55 | 11 |
509 | Seriously, this is the most in control I’ve felt in years | 1.3263 | 0.03650 | 236 | 170 | 55 | 11 |
510 | Honey, watch the video I am going to send you. And then call Dr. Shultz for me. | 1.3263 | 0.03889 | 236 | 175 | 45 | 16 |
511 | Yeah, the dude ranch is fun, honey. Yes, I'm being careful. | 1.3262 | 0.03526 | 233 | 165 | 60 | 8 |
512 | Hi, oh nothing much, how about you? | 1.3248 | 0.03909 | 234 | 174 | 44 | 16 |
513 | hi dear, i'm just about to hit the road....can i pick up something for dinner? | 1.3248 | 0.03667 | 234 | 169 | 54 | 11 |
514 | Nothing. Just horsin' around. | 1.3248 | 0.03909 | 234 | 174 | 44 | 16 |
515 | I have to hang up for landing. | 1.3246 | 0.03781 | 228 | 166 | 50 | 12 |
516 | It's not bad - almost the same as living under the current presidency. | 1.3246 | 0.04028 | 228 | 171 | 40 | 17 |
517 | Hi, Dad. Just calling to say you were right. If it ain't broke, don't try to fix it." | 1.3246 | 0.03931 | 228 | 169 | 44 | 15 |
518 | Hold on you say? | 1.3246 | 0.04216 | 228 | 175 | 32 | 21 |
519 | Great news honey! I think I'm almost over my mid-life crisis. | 1.3246 | 0.03931 | 228 | 169 | 44 | 15 |
520 | I said NEW factory! Not GLUE factory! | 1.3246 | 0.03980 | 228 | 170 | 42 | 16 |
521 | No darling, I've definitely learned my lesson; no more texting and driving! | 1.3246 | 0.03729 | 228 | 165 | 52 | 11 |
522 | Yeah, I'm free now. | 1.3246 | 0.03832 | 228 | 167 | 48 | 13 |
523 | Just horsing around. How about you? | 1.3246 | 0.04028 | 228 | 171 | 40 | 17 |
524 | Well, it is my first rodeo. | 1.3246 | 0.03980 | 228 | 170 | 42 | 16 |
525 | Honey! I finally got a signal! | 1.3246 | 0.03980 | 228 | 170 | 42 | 16 |
526 | No, this is not a good time!” | 1.3233 | 0.03784 | 232 | 170 | 49 | 13 |
527 | I may be late for dinner | 1.3233 | 0.03529 | 232 | 165 | 59 | 8 |
528 | Can you hang on a sec? I think I just took another picture of my ear. | 1.3233 | 0.03735 | 232 | 169 | 51 | 12 |
529 | No roaming charges? Really? | 1.3233 | 0.03833 | 232 | 171 | 47 | 14 |
530 | Hi Hon! The executive dude ranch is great. By the way, did you remember to pay health insurance premium this month | 1.3233 | 0.03735 | 232 | 169 | 51 | 12 |
531 | I'm really into buying experiences instead of stuff. | 1.3233 | 0.03634 | 232 | 167 | 55 | 10 |
532 | Technically it's my second, but it feels like my first. | 1.3233 | 0.04160 | 232 | 178 | 33 | 21 |
533 | Actually, now's a GREAT time to take your survey. | 1.3233 | 0.03784 | 232 | 170 | 49 | 13 |
534 | Woo hoo, lasted longer than Priebus! | 1.3233 | 0.03833 | 232 | 171 | 47 | 14 |
535 | Harvey? The results of the Galloping Poll just came in! | 1.3233 | 0.03833 | 232 | 171 | 47 | 14 |
536 | Can you hold on a sec? I have to take this fall. | 1.3233 | 0.03735 | 232 | 169 | 51 | 12 |
537 | I'll call you back from the emergency room! | 1.3233 | 0.03784 | 232 | 170 | 49 | 13 |
538 | How does your plan define a "pre-existing condition"? | 1.3233 | 0.04023 | 232 | 175 | 39 | 18 |
539 | Hello, 911? | 1.3233 | 0.03977 | 232 | 174 | 41 | 17 |
540 | Wait, what's the emoji for 'broken neck'? | 1.3233 | 0.03833 | 232 | 171 | 47 | 14 |
541 | Watch me nail the landing | 1.3233 | 0.03735 | 232 | 169 | 51 | 12 |
542 | Now’s a good time to talk, and maybe again in six months. | 1.3233 | 0.03930 | 232 | 173 | 43 | 16 |
543 | Honey, I got the selfie! | 1.3233 | 0.03735 | 232 | 169 | 51 | 12 |
544 | No, you hang up. No, you. | 1.3233 | 0.03784 | 232 | 170 | 49 | 13 |
545 | Well, I am in Colorado but I’m not that kind of high right now. | 1.3233 | 0.03422 | 232 | 163 | 63 | 6 |
546 | Ok, sweetheart, I'll call you when I land. | 1.3233 | 0.03833 | 232 | 171 | 47 | 14 |
547 | Sure, I’ll take the survey. | 1.3233 | 0.03833 | 232 | 171 | 47 | 14 |
548 | Can I call you back. I'm at work and things are a little up in the air. | 1.3233 | 0.03784 | 232 | 170 | 49 | 13 |
549 | It's OK. I'm hands-free. | 1.3230 | 0.04050 | 226 | 170 | 39 | 17 |
550 | I’ll be landing any moment. | 1.3230 | 0.03748 | 226 | 164 | 51 | 11 |
551 | Let me get back to you as soon as I've landed. | 1.3216 | 0.03681 | 227 | 164 | 53 | 10 |
552 | Nothing much, how about you? | 1.3214 | 0.03819 | 224 | 164 | 48 | 12 |
553 | Yeah buddy, I just got my off of my high horse too! | 1.3214 | 0.04023 | 224 | 168 | 40 | 16 |
554 | Why yes, Ann ... I do want to hear more about your accident insurance plans. | 1.3214 | 0.03973 | 224 | 167 | 42 | 15 |
555 | I’ll have to call you back, I’m about to land | 1.3214 | 0.03973 | 224 | 167 | 42 | 15 |
556 | You’re Pregnant? | 1.3214 | 0.03923 | 224 | 166 | 44 | 14 |
557 | I'll call you from the "ER" !! | 1.3214 | 0.03871 | 224 | 165 | 46 | 13 |
558 | So then I said, "Hold my beer and watch this...". | 1.3214 | 0.03766 | 224 | 163 | 50 | 11 |
559 | What was Step 3 again? | 1.3214 | 0.03923 | 224 | 166 | 44 | 14 |
560 | I'll send you the pics as soon as I land. | 1.3214 | 0.03766 | 224 | 163 | 50 | 11 |
561 | My will is in the upper left-hand drawer. | 1.3214 | 0.03923 | 224 | 166 | 44 | 14 |
562 | Hi mom. Mmm hmm. That's nice. Nope, nothing new with me. | 1.3214 | 0.03923 | 224 | 166 | 44 | 14 |
563 | I just test drove a Bronco. I think I’m gonna go with the Vette. | 1.3200 | 0.04008 | 225 | 169 | 40 | 16 |
564 | I’ll have to call you back, the buck stops here! | 1.3198 | 0.03943 | 222 | 165 | 43 | 14 |
565 | I'm hanging up now, im getting charged a buck per minute! | 1.3198 | 0.04045 | 222 | 167 | 39 | 16 |
566 | You know I can never pass up a deal and the coupon was for a Buck Off. | 1.3198 | 0.03785 | 222 | 162 | 49 | 11 |
567 | Riding a bronc is no different than working for Trump. One day you're fine and the next day you're calling a headhunter and eating dirt. | 1.3198 | 0.03943 | 222 | 165 | 43 | 14 |
568 | Wait, do you guys have me on speaker? | 1.3198 | 0.03839 | 222 | 163 | 47 | 12 |
569 | So, out-of-state ER visits ARE covered? SWEET!!! | 1.3198 | 0.03943 | 222 | 165 | 43 | 14 |
570 | It's the landing that concerns me. | 1.3198 | 0.03839 | 222 | 163 | 47 | 12 |
571 | Honey, I just called to tell you that I love Obamacare. | 1.3198 | 0.03943 | 222 | 165 | 43 | 14 |
572 | Hello, Uber? I wanted Rodeo DRIVE, not RIDE. | 1.3198 | 0.03839 | 222 | 163 | 47 | 12 |
573 | ...and then she said I was easily distracted--what a joke! | 1.3198 | 0.03839 | 222 | 163 | 47 | 12 |
574 | I'm flying by the seat of my pants today. How about you? | 1.3198 | 0.03839 | 222 | 163 | 47 | 12 |
575 | No, it's more like parenting a teenager. | 1.3198 | 0.03839 | 222 | 163 | 47 | 12 |
576 | I'll tell ya, this doesn't throw me as much as the daily news! | 1.3198 | 0.04045 | 222 | 167 | 39 | 16 |
577 | Hey Siri, schedule an appointment with my chiropractor | 1.3198 | 0.03731 | 222 | 161 | 51 | 10 |
578 | Your description 'A little frisky' really nailed it. | 1.3198 | 0.03676 | 222 | 160 | 53 | 9 |
579 | Honey, I'm on speaker. Tell your horse you were just kidding! | 1.3182 | 0.03749 | 220 | 160 | 50 | 10 |
580 | Got to hang up, my ride's over. | 1.3182 | 0.03912 | 220 | 163 | 44 | 13 |
581 | If this is your first rodeo press the ‘#’ key now | 1.3182 | 0.03858 | 220 | 162 | 46 | 12 |
582 | I'm going to have to put you on speaker. | 1.3182 | 0.03694 | 220 | 159 | 52 | 9 |
583 | You'll never guess what happened when I asked for a million bucks. | 1.3178 | 0.04094 | 214 | 161 | 38 | 15 |
584 | I found someone else who's not a fan of me driving while I'm on the phone. | 1.3167 | 0.03735 | 221 | 161 | 50 | 10 |
585 | I'm about to stick the dismount. | 1.3165 | 0.03824 | 218 | 160 | 47 | 11 |
586 | Yippee! I'm a stable genius! | 1.3165 | 0.04091 | 218 | 165 | 37 | 16 |
587 | This feels like a full 360...I thought you said you were a quarter horse. | 1.3165 | 0.03986 | 218 | 163 | 41 | 14 |
588 | Thunderbolt's unable to come to the phone right now - who shall I say called? | 1.3163 | 0.03802 | 215 | 157 | 48 | 10 |
589 | I'm about to stick the landing. | 1.3163 | 0.03802 | 215 | 157 | 48 | 10 |
590 | Collusion, confusion -- collision, contusion! | 1.3163 | 0.03914 | 215 | 159 | 44 | 12 |
591 | So then I whispered: " Let's see what you really got, you miserable excuse of a sway-backed loser. Go ahead .... Make My Day.!!" | 1.3163 | 0.04077 | 215 | 162 | 38 | 15 |
592 | Call you back as soon as I land! | 1.3163 | 0.04077 | 215 | 162 | 38 | 15 |
593 | Does my healthcare plan cover stupidity? | 1.3163 | 0.04077 | 215 | 162 | 38 | 15 |
594 | Yes, I'm calling to check on my disability policy. | 1.3163 | 0.03969 | 215 | 160 | 42 | 13 |
595 | Believe me, hindsight isn't all it's cracked up to be. | 1.3151 | 0.04075 | 219 | 166 | 37 | 16 |
596 | I keep getting kicked off during calls, I need to switch carriers. | 1.3151 | 0.04075 | 219 | 166 | 37 | 16 |
597 | You were right. I should stick with being a desk jockey. | 1.3151 | 0.03809 | 219 | 161 | 47 | 11 |
598 | I'm at the office. Where else would I be? | 1.3151 | 0.04075 | 219 | 166 | 37 | 16 |
599 | No - I said I'm bucking great! | 1.3151 | 0.03917 | 219 | 163 | 43 | 13 |
600 | You could say I'm about to complete my bucket list. | 1.3151 | 0.03970 | 219 | 164 | 41 | 14 |
601 | It turned out that Alberts' new polo pony from Argentina actually did know how to tango. | 1.3151 | 0.03863 | 219 | 162 | 45 | 12 |
602 | Yes, Janet, pencil me in with the chiropractor at around 4 seconds form now. | 1.3151 | 0.03753 | 219 | 160 | 49 | 10 |
603 | Are you sure I'm covered for pre-existing conditions? | 1.3151 | 0.03970 | 219 | 164 | 41 | 14 |
604 | And there, for one brief moment, Jack understood the plight of mankind. | 1.3151 | 0.03970 | 219 | 164 | 41 | 14 |
605 | Nothing, what are you up to? | 1.3151 | 0.03917 | 219 | 163 | 43 | 13 |
606 | You might say I’m up in the air at the moment. | 1.3151 | 0.03917 | 219 | 163 | 43 | 13 |
607 | It's got the rush of rock climbing and the punishment of CrossFit. | 1.3151 | 0.03970 | 219 | 164 | 41 | 14 |
608 | Doris is my life insurance paid up? | 1.3151 | 0.03970 | 219 | 164 | 41 | 14 |
609 | I'll call back when I land. | 1.3151 | 0.03753 | 219 | 160 | 49 | 10 |
610 | No worries, I'm getting off right now. | 1.3151 | 0.03809 | 219 | 161 | 47 | 11 |
611 | It threw me off when you didn't answer right away." | 1.3151 | 0.03917 | 219 | 163 | 43 | 13 |
612 | Are you kidding? A buck a minute?! | 1.3151 | 0.04023 | 219 | 165 | 39 | 15 |
613 | I might have to phone you back. | 1.3151 | 0.03970 | 219 | 164 | 41 | 14 |
614 | Alright hold on, I'm gonna face time. | 1.3151 | 0.04176 | 219 | 168 | 33 | 18 |
615 | I'll be landing any minute now. | 1.3151 | 0.03523 | 219 | 156 | 57 | 6 |
616 | 9-1-1....What is your emergency? | 1.3151 | 0.03970 | 219 | 164 | 41 | 14 |
617 | . . . Then she starts to tell me I’m too easily distracted by my phone. | 1.3151 | 0.04023 | 219 | 165 | 39 | 15 |
618 | How about if I call you back as soon as I land. | 1.3151 | 0.03809 | 219 | 161 | 47 | 11 |
619 | No, I’m not driving my car, so it’s OK for me to be on the cell phone. | 1.3151 | 0.03582 | 219 | 157 | 55 | 7 |
620 | Totally nailed the experiences versus possessions thing. | 1.3151 | 0.04023 | 219 | 165 | 39 | 15 |
621 | You mean I'm the hundredth caller?! | 1.3151 | 0.03863 | 219 | 162 | 45 | 12 |
622 | Oh, I'm still out chasing the big bucks. | 1.3146 | 0.03703 | 213 | 154 | 51 | 8 |
623 | Yes, this is, actually, my first rodeo! | 1.3146 | 0.03991 | 213 | 159 | 41 | 13 |
624 | of course, I'm in the moment! | 1.3146 | 0.04046 | 213 | 160 | 39 | 14 |
625 | I DID say “YeHah!” | 1.3146 | 0.03763 | 213 | 155 | 49 | 9 |
626 | I am telling you! It's just like riding the New York subway except for the fresh air! | 1.3146 | 0.03991 | 213 | 159 | 41 | 13 |
627 | I know you're talking to another horse; who is she? | 1.3146 | 0.03703 | 213 | 154 | 51 | 8 |
628 | Pay the damned health insurance, NOW! | 1.3146 | 0.03703 | 213 | 154 | 51 | 8 |
629 | Yeah? Well, screw you and the horse you rode in on, too!! | 1.3146 | 0.04046 | 213 | 160 | 39 | 14 |
630 | You can't do this on a landline! | 1.3146 | 0.04100 | 213 | 161 | 37 | 15 |
631 | Then after all that, HE flips ME off! | 1.3146 | 0.03935 | 213 | 158 | 43 | 12 |
632 | I'll call you back when I land. | 1.3146 | 0.03991 | 213 | 159 | 41 | 13 |
633 | Nothing special really. What about you? | 1.3146 | 0.03935 | 213 | 158 | 43 | 12 |
634 | I really think we'll hit the ground running on this one. | 1.3146 | 0.03935 | 213 | 158 | 43 | 12 |
635 | Hello Aetna, Can you tell me what my deductible is? | 1.3131 | 0.03919 | 214 | 159 | 43 | 12 |
636 | Success!! The Tesla Horse will not let you ride using your iPhone. | 1.3128 | 0.04069 | 211 | 159 | 38 | 14 |
637 | No I said the BUCKING bronco i hired is out of control ... | 1.3128 | 0.03956 | 211 | 157 | 42 | 12 |
638 | Hold on a sec, that's my chiropractor on the other line. | 1.3128 | 0.03841 | 211 | 155 | 46 | 10 |
639 | I have a new phone plan -- just one buck per call! | 1.3128 | 0.03956 | 211 | 157 | 42 | 12 |
640 | Perfect timing! Yes, I would like to change to the earlier chiropractic appointment. | 1.3128 | 0.03956 | 211 | 157 | 42 | 12 |
641 | You’ll never believe where I am right now! | 1.3128 | 0.03841 | 211 | 155 | 46 | 10 |
642 | Hold a sec while I get a selfie. | 1.3128 | 0.04069 | 211 | 159 | 38 | 14 |
643 | Dude! Eight seconds! Perfect sport! Matches my attention span! | 1.3128 | 0.03841 | 211 | 155 | 46 | 10 |
644 | I’ll call you right back. I am just about to land! | 1.3128 | 0.03721 | 211 | 153 | 50 | 8 |
645 | It's Verizon's new plan. Unlimited for 60 bucks a month. | 1.3128 | 0.03956 | 211 | 157 | 42 | 12 |
646 | Honey....its Wilbur. Mr. Ed is responding well to the steroid treatments! | 1.3128 | 0.03660 | 211 | 152 | 52 | 7 |
647 | Dude ranch my ass! | 1.3128 | 0.04013 | 211 | 158 | 40 | 13 |
648 | Hold on; I think the call is about to drop | 1.3128 | 0.03781 | 211 | 154 | 48 | 9 |
649 | I might lose you. | 1.3125 | 0.03936 | 208 | 154 | 43 | 11 |
650 | Mom, of course I'm not driving! | 1.3111 | 0.04040 | 180 | 131 | 42 | 7 |
651 | What is it you don't understand about "get off my back?" | 1.3110 | 0.04035 | 209 | 157 | 39 | 13 |
652 | Then, this is hilarious, the bartender asks, 'Why the long face?' | 1.3110 | 0.04092 | 209 | 158 | 37 | 14 |
653 | Let me call you back as soon as I land. | 1.3110 | 0.03978 | 209 | 156 | 41 | 12 |
654 | Okay, now the reception's perfect. Hold it right there! | 1.3110 | 0.03920 | 209 | 155 | 43 | 11 |
655 | Yes, that's it. Now open the file and click the View pulldown menu... | 1.3092 | 0.04000 | 207 | 155 | 40 | 12 |
656 | My ringtone drives him wild. | 1.3092 | 0.03695 | 207 | 150 | 50 | 7 |
657 | I'm not stupid! I watched a few You-Tube videos first. | 1.3092 | 0.03820 | 207 | 152 | 46 | 9 |
658 | Whoa, Stock Market! | 1.3092 | 0.04115 | 207 | 157 | 36 | 14 |
659 | Not to worry Mom, stuntmen make great money and have amazing benefits. | 1.3092 | 0.03820 | 207 | 152 | 46 | 9 |
660 | I'm just horsin' around. You? | 1.3092 | 0.04058 | 207 | 156 | 38 | 13 |
661 | I think I'm entering a dead zone Honey. | 1.3092 | 0.04058 | 207 | 156 | 38 | 13 |
662 | I think I misread the dosage! | 1.3092 | 0.03941 | 207 | 154 | 42 | 11 |
663 | Pre-existing condition? No, but can you rush that policy through? | 1.3092 | 0.04058 | 207 | 156 | 38 | 13 |
664 | Trust me, I got this. This ain't my first cliché. | 1.3088 | 0.04039 | 204 | 153 | 39 | 12 |
665 | Actually, I was hoping that I had butt-dialed the Emergency Room! | 1.3088 | 0.04098 | 204 | 154 | 37 | 13 |
666 | ... and I get unlimited calls for a buck! | 1.3088 | 0.03917 | 204 | 151 | 43 | 10 |
667 | Text me the contact info on that chiropractor you've been bragging about. | 1.3088 | 0.03917 | 204 | 151 | 43 | 10 |
668 | George, something's come up. I'll text you from ER. | 1.3088 | 0.04039 | 204 | 153 | 39 | 12 |
669 | I might be late. I couldn't pass up a chance for a quick buck. | 1.3088 | 0.03978 | 204 | 152 | 41 | 11 |
670 | Tell the boss I won't be in today, I have a touch of bronchitis! | 1.3088 | 0.03917 | 204 | 151 | 43 | 10 |
671 | I'll call again after I land. | 1.3088 | 0.03917 | 204 | 151 | 43 | 10 |
672 | No, silly. I said I got bucked! | 1.3088 | 0.04214 | 204 | 156 | 33 | 15 |
673 | Oh sorry dude, I just buck dialed you. | 1.3088 | 0.04327 | 204 | 158 | 29 | 17 |
674 | I’m on my flip phone! | 1.3088 | 0.04098 | 204 | 154 | 37 | 13 |
675 | And then he told me to ‘Get off your high horse’, so I did! | 1.3088 | 0.04039 | 204 | 153 | 39 | 12 |
676 | I haven't had this much fun with a Bronco since the OJ Simpson chase! | 1.3088 | 0.04098 | 204 | 154 | 37 | 13 |
677 | Gotta go. Off to Urgent Care. | 1.3088 | 0.03917 | 204 | 151 | 43 | 10 |
678 | I just test drove the new mustang. It's bucking awesome! | 1.3088 | 0.03917 | 204 | 151 | 43 | 10 |
679 | Nope, no pre-existing condition at this time. | 1.3088 | 0.04156 | 204 | 155 | 35 | 14 |
680 | No...I said bucked. | 1.3088 | 0.04214 | 204 | 156 | 33 | 15 |
681 | Breaking news... | 1.3088 | 0.04098 | 204 | 154 | 37 | 13 |
682 | Lunch? Meet me in the ER in an hour. | 1.3088 | 0.03917 | 204 | 151 | 43 | 10 |
683 | Hello Amazon?I need a mattress delivered ...now. | 1.3088 | 0.03917 | 204 | 151 | 43 | 10 |
684 | I feel like a moderate democrat. | 1.3088 | 0.04098 | 204 | 154 | 37 | 13 |
685 | My medical insurance has been restored?"......Yeeeeeeha!! | 1.3077 | 0.03865 | 208 | 154 | 44 | 10 |
686 | No, sweetie. Bucking! I said bucking! | 1.3077 | 0.04041 | 208 | 157 | 38 | 13 |
687 | How about the ER? Does the ER work for you? | 1.3077 | 0.03924 | 208 | 155 | 42 | 11 |
688 | Wait'll you see THIS selfie! | 1.3077 | 0.04154 | 208 | 159 | 34 | 15 |
689 | This guy thinks he's going to take ME for a ride?? | 1.3077 | 0.03924 | 208 | 155 | 42 | 11 |
690 | No, no, no. I’m totally free right now. | 1.3077 | 0.03865 | 208 | 154 | 44 | 10 |
691 | Sorry, but I have to get off now. | 1.3077 | 0.03924 | 208 | 155 | 42 | 11 |
692 | I could be in a dead zone, soon.... | 1.3077 | 0.04210 | 208 | 160 | 32 | 16 |
693 | Hold on, let me get a pen... | 1.3077 | 0.03865 | 208 | 154 | 44 | 10 |
694 | Gotta switch to Airplane mode, I'll call you when I land." | 1.3077 | 0.03280 | 208 | 145 | 62 | 1 |
695 | I don't think I can hold any longer. | 1.3077 | 0.03804 | 208 | 153 | 46 | 9 |
696 | Dude, can you hear me now? | 1.3077 | 0.03804 | 208 | 153 | 46 | 9 |
697 | Everything's up in the air right now - can I let you know when I land? | 1.3077 | 0.03924 | 208 | 155 | 42 | 11 |
698 | Hit the ground running...totally in agreement. | 1.3077 | 0.03924 | 208 | 155 | 42 | 11 |
699 | Oh, just horsing around. What are you doing? | 1.3077 | 0.03865 | 208 | 154 | 44 | 10 |
700 | Riding a horse? Fake news | 1.3077 | 0.03983 | 208 | 156 | 40 | 12 |
701 | You were right. It's just like riding a bike. | 1.3077 | 0.03983 | 208 | 156 | 40 | 12 |
702 | ..and then he was like, "get off! | 1.3077 | 0.03924 | 208 | 155 | 42 | 11 |
703 | Dinner plans? Well, right now I'm up in the air. | 1.3077 | 0.03924 | 208 | 155 | 42 | 11 |
704 | But where are the clowns? Send in the clowns | 1.3077 | 0.04041 | 208 | 157 | 38 | 13 |
705 | Coincidentally, I 'm working on the Fall campaign as we speak. | 1.3077 | 0.03743 | 208 | 152 | 48 | 8 |
706 | They cancelled who's health insurance? | 1.3077 | 0.04041 | 208 | 157 | 38 | 13 |
707 | I'll call you back after I've landed. | 1.3077 | 0.03924 | 208 | 155 | 42 | 11 |
708 | How would you rate your trip with Kevin? | 1.3077 | 0.04210 | 208 | 160 | 32 | 16 |
709 | Send in the clowns ! | 1.3077 | 0.04154 | 208 | 159 | 34 | 15 |
710 | Yeah, I need an ambulance please. | 1.3077 | 0.03865 | 208 | 154 | 44 | 10 |
711 | My next horse will have Bluetooth. | 1.3077 | 0.03865 | 208 | 154 | 44 | 10 |
712 | I said I am out ON the range. I can hear you fine. | 1.3077 | 0.04098 | 208 | 158 | 36 | 14 |
713 | I've got to go now, I have a date with gravity. | 1.3077 | 0.03865 | 208 | 154 | 44 | 10 |
714 | There must have been a misunderstanding. I ordered a mustang. | 1.3077 | 0.03983 | 208 | 156 | 40 | 12 |
715 | Oh,nothing much, just horsing around. | 1.3077 | 0.03865 | 208 | 154 | 44 | 10 |
716 | Actually, I would like to switch carriers. | 1.3077 | 0.03680 | 208 | 151 | 50 | 7 |
717 | In retrospect, a hands-free device here would have been safer. | 1.3077 | 0.03865 | 208 | 154 | 44 | 10 |
718 | Gotta go, sweetie. I'm almost on the ground. | 1.3077 | 0.04210 | 208 | 160 | 32 | 16 |
719 | Yeehaw! That did it! I got a signal! | 1.3077 | 0.03924 | 208 | 155 | 42 | 11 |
720 | What a HOOT! I just tried 'rattlesnake' and he actually knows what it means! | 1.3077 | 0.03804 | 208 | 153 | 46 | 9 |
721 | Mom, I’m kinda busy. Can I call you back later? | 1.3077 | 0.03804 | 208 | 153 | 46 | 9 |
722 | Same old, same old. You? | 1.3077 | 0.04154 | 208 | 159 | 34 | 15 |
723 | Distracted Riding | 1.3077 | 0.03983 | 208 | 156 | 40 | 12 |
724 | I wanted to be Roy Rogers not Buck Rogers! | 1.3077 | 0.03743 | 208 | 152 | 48 | 8 |
725 | Things are kinda up in the airright now for me... | 1.3069 | 0.03875 | 202 | 149 | 44 | 9 |
726 | Yeah. I'm in the air…about to land. You can pick me up at baggage. | 1.3069 | 0.04181 | 202 | 154 | 34 | 14 |
727 | Everything's great! I'm finding common ground with rural voters! | 1.3069 | 0.04181 | 202 | 154 | 34 | 14 |
728 | Helmet schmelmet!! | 1.3069 | 0.03938 | 202 | 150 | 42 | 10 |
729 | Hold on, I gotta take a fall. | 1.3069 | 0.04000 | 202 | 151 | 40 | 11 |
730 | Get this: it's an app that lets you fall off a horse. | 1.3069 | 0.04000 | 202 | 151 | 40 | 11 |
731 | I've got to change that hissing snake ringtone. | 1.3069 | 0.04239 | 202 | 155 | 32 | 15 |
732 | Let me call you back after I've landed. | 1.3050 | 0.04022 | 200 | 150 | 39 | 11 |
733 | Best hiccup cure ever! | 1.3050 | 0.03895 | 200 | 148 | 43 | 9 |
734 | And it said: free riding lessons. So I said... | 1.3050 | 0.03830 | 200 | 147 | 45 | 8 |
735 | It's different, Harry, but it sure beats the A train! | 1.3050 | 0.04022 | 200 | 150 | 39 | 11 |
736 | Yes,clearly,this IS my first rodeo! | 1.3050 | 0.03764 | 200 | 146 | 47 | 7 |
737 | Honey, I’m gonna be a little late! | 1.3035 | 0.04128 | 201 | 153 | 35 | 13 |
738 | Hi Mom. You’ll never guess what I’m doing! | 1.3035 | 0.04128 | 201 | 153 | 35 | 13 |
739 | Can you deliver the food to the X-ray department at the hospital? | 1.3030 | 0.03916 | 198 | 147 | 42 | 9 |
740 | I should've looked him in the mouth. | 1.3030 | 0.04045 | 198 | 149 | 38 | 11 |
741 | Sorry, Mr. Ed, she can't talk right now. | 1.3030 | 0.04170 | 198 | 151 | 34 | 13 |
742 | Need to hang up; about to land. | 1.3030 | 0.03850 | 198 | 146 | 44 | 8 |
743 | I'm going to have to change carriers---I keep getting dropped. | 1.3030 | 0.04170 | 198 | 151 | 34 | 13 |
744 | Siri—help! | 1.3030 | 0.04170 | 198 | 151 | 34 | 13 |
745 | Ha! No, I can't hold on. | 1.3030 | 0.03916 | 198 | 147 | 42 | 9 |
746 | I might lose you for a second here. | 1.3030 | 0.03850 | 198 | 146 | 44 | 8 |
747 | Hi! I'd like to make an appointment to see the orthopedist please. | 1.3030 | 0.04045 | 198 | 149 | 38 | 11 |
748 | Is this a good time to talk? | 1.3030 | 0.03783 | 198 | 145 | 46 | 7 |
749 | Exhibit 45: American pretends everything's okay. | 1.3030 | 0.04170 | 198 | 151 | 34 | 13 |
750 | I merely mentioned the jackass in the White House | 1.3026 | 0.04150 | 195 | 148 | 35 | 12 |
751 | Gotta go. I'm about to touch down. | 1.3026 | 0.03818 | 195 | 143 | 45 | 7 |
752 | He told me, "The buck stops here," but I have evidence to the contrary. | 1.3026 | 0.04150 | 195 | 148 | 35 | 12 |
753 | Hello, OnStar... | 1.3026 | 0.04020 | 195 | 146 | 39 | 10 |
754 | I’m think I’m about to break up.” | 1.3026 | 0.04086 | 195 | 147 | 37 | 11 |
755 | It was at this moment Fred realised he forgot his helmet | 1.3026 | 0.04086 | 195 | 147 | 37 | 11 |
756 | Got to go dear, they seem serious about their “No Cell Phone Use While Riding” policy. | 1.3026 | 0.04020 | 195 | 146 | 39 | 10 |
757 | Hang on a sec, I think I'm entering a dead zone. | 1.3026 | 0.04086 | 195 | 147 | 37 | 11 |
758 | Wait, wait don’t tell me! | 1.3026 | 0.04020 | 195 | 146 | 39 | 10 |
759 | Yes honey, I took my jacket off this time. | 1.3026 | 0.03677 | 195 | 141 | 49 | 5 |
760 | ...because it said it was a few bucks less, that's why! | 1.3026 | 0.03887 | 195 | 144 | 43 | 8 |
761 | I never knew living in a failing, pseudo-Democracy could be this much fun! | 1.3026 | 0.03954 | 195 | 145 | 41 | 9 |
762 | I’m on 3% right now so call me at the hospital! | 1.3026 | 0.04086 | 195 | 147 | 37 | 11 |
763 | The theme of this year's retreat is insurance. | 1.3026 | 0.04150 | 195 | 148 | 35 | 12 |
764 | Siri, how do you say "stop" in cowboy? | 1.3026 | 0.03818 | 195 | 143 | 45 | 7 |
765 | Yeah, hang on. I think I'm about to get dropped by my carrier. | 1.3026 | 0.03887 | 195 | 144 | 43 | 8 |
766 | Hello, emergency room? Do you take reservations? | 1.3026 | 0.04086 | 195 | 147 | 37 | 11 |
767 | I'm still up in the air about that. | 1.3026 | 0.03954 | 195 | 145 | 41 | 9 |
768 | This is nothing. Wait until we flip the Congress in November! | 1.3026 | 0.04213 | 195 | 149 | 33 | 13 |
769 | Looks like I won’t ride into the sunset after all | 1.3026 | 0.03887 | 195 | 144 | 43 | 8 |
770 | Hold on, there’s something big and grassy rushing toward my face. | 1.3026 | 0.04086 | 195 | 147 | 37 | 11 |
771 | I am flipping, but I have immunity. | 1.3026 | 0.04020 | 195 | 146 | 39 | 10 |
772 | The interview process for a job at the White House is even crazier than I thought | 1.3026 | 0.04275 | 195 | 150 | 31 | 14 |
773 | After three hours on incessant babble, the horse had had enough. | 1.3026 | 0.04150 | 195 | 148 | 35 | 12 |
774 | Seriously, no worries. I'm in complete control of the situation. | 1.3026 | 0.03887 | 195 | 144 | 43 | 8 |
775 | Well, I can tell ya, it's the last time I make a Mr. Ed comparison! | 1.3026 | 0.03954 | 195 | 145 | 41 | 9 |
776 | Ride comes before the fall. | 1.3026 | 0.04020 | 195 | 146 | 39 | 10 |
777 | The next step of the interview process is WHAT?? | 1.3026 | 0.04020 | 195 | 146 | 39 | 10 |
778 | I can't tell you how head over heels crazy I am about this horse | 1.3026 | 0.03887 | 195 | 144 | 43 | 8 |
779 | Why yes, please tell me more about your products and services | 1.3026 | 0.04213 | 195 | 149 | 33 | 13 |
780 | I just wish the country would do to him what Snappy is doing to me right now. | 1.3026 | 0.03748 | 195 | 142 | 47 | 6 |
781 | Hey, Mom, guess what I'm doing? | 1.3026 | 0.03748 | 195 | 142 | 47 | 6 |
782 | Harness? I thought you said tug on his hard ass. Ha, ha, no wonder… | 1.3026 | 0.04275 | 195 | 150 | 31 | 14 |
783 | I can't give you a decision, I'm just up in the air right now. | 1.3026 | 0.03818 | 195 | 143 | 45 | 7 |
784 | Sell! Sell! Selllll! | 1.3026 | 0.04086 | 195 | 147 | 37 | 11 |
785 | I'm just leaving now. | 1.3026 | 0.04337 | 195 | 151 | 29 | 15 |
786 | Because I can't talk on the cellphone while driving a car. | 1.3026 | 0.04213 | 195 | 149 | 33 | 13 |
787 | Why yes, this is perfect time to talk about blood donation! | 1.3015 | 0.04027 | 199 | 150 | 38 | 11 |
788 | This is gonna look great on my profile page. | 1.3015 | 0.03899 | 199 | 148 | 42 | 9 |
789 | Yes, I am keeping one arm in the air. | 1.3015 | 0.03899 | 199 | 148 | 42 | 9 |
790 | Gotta go. My eight seconds are up. | 1.3015 | 0.04212 | 199 | 153 | 32 | 14 |
791 | Thank you for calling Customer Service, how may I assist you today? | 1.3015 | 0.04152 | 199 | 152 | 34 | 13 |
792 | Listen, not my first rodeo, pal -- but gonna have to call you back. | 1.3015 | 0.04090 | 199 | 151 | 36 | 12 |
793 | Oh. You meant STOP horsing around. | 1.3010 | 0.04003 | 196 | 147 | 39 | 10 |
794 | It's the roaming charges that really hurt. | 1.3010 | 0.04003 | 196 | 147 | 39 | 10 |
795 | I'm using my roll-over minutes right now! | 1.3010 | 0.04068 | 196 | 148 | 37 | 11 |
796 | Why yes, I am interested in a health insurance policy. | 1.3005 | 0.04043 | 193 | 145 | 38 | 10 |
797 | I’ll have to call you back. I need to jump off right now. | 1.3005 | 0.03976 | 193 | 144 | 40 | 9 |
798 | 911? I'll need an ambulance in about 2 feet. | 1.3005 | 0.04109 | 193 | 146 | 36 | 11 |
799 | Hello? St. John's Hospital? I'd like a reservation please. | 1.3005 | 0.04174 | 193 | 147 | 34 | 12 |
800 | I'm about to find out whether a bad day out here really does beat a good day at the office! | 1.3005 | 0.03907 | 193 | 143 | 42 | 8 |
801 | Sorry, Dad, but this is one horse I'm not getting right back on. | 1.3005 | 0.04043 | 193 | 145 | 38 | 10 |
802 | I thought I bought a Mustang, but no, I got a Bronco instead | 1.3005 | 0.04109 | 193 | 146 | 36 | 11 |
803 | Can I call you back? I'm in the middle of a mid-life crisis. | 1.3005 | 0.03907 | 193 | 143 | 42 | 8 |
804 | Please hold... for eight seconds. | 1.3005 | 0.03907 | 193 | 143 | 42 | 8 |
805 | Hon, I'm still at the corporate retreat. We're learning about white male privilege. | 1.3005 | 0.04364 | 193 | 150 | 28 | 15 |
806 | I'll have to get back to you on that, things are still up in the air. | 1.3005 | 0.03976 | 193 | 144 | 40 | 9 |
807 | Hey I just getting back to you on the disability insurance....I think I will buy it. | 1.3005 | 0.03976 | 193 | 144 | 40 | 9 |
808 | Midlife crisis? What makes you think that? | 1.3005 | 0.03837 | 193 | 142 | 44 | 7 |
809 | I'm on my way down. | 1.3005 | 0.04238 | 193 | 148 | 32 | 13 |
810 | Lemme call you back from the hospital, Ok? | 1.3005 | 0.04043 | 193 | 145 | 38 | 10 |
811 | Yeah, I was wondering if my old job was still available. | 1.3005 | 0.04109 | 193 | 146 | 36 | 11 |
812 | Hi, I’ll be updating my status in 1.5 seconds. | 1.3005 | 0.03767 | 193 | 141 | 46 | 6 |
813 | Give me a second, I'm just about to land. | 1.3005 | 0.03907 | 193 | 143 | 42 | 8 |
814 | Hey Hun, the disability insurance kicked in today! | 1.3005 | 0.04109 | 193 | 146 | 36 | 11 |
815 | No, you hang up. | 1.3005 | 0.03907 | 193 | 143 | 42 | 8 |
816 | Can I call you back? We're going to land now. | 1.3005 | 0.03767 | 193 | 141 | 46 | 6 |
817 | I finished my bucket list! | 1.3005 | 0.04109 | 193 | 146 | 36 | 11 |
818 | I'll have to call you back | 1.3005 | 0.03976 | 193 | 144 | 40 | 9 |
819 | No, I’m sorry, I can’t hold on any longer | 1.2984 | 0.03711 | 191 | 139 | 47 | 5 |
820 | What a way to end a bucket list. | 1.2984 | 0.04066 | 191 | 144 | 37 | 10 |
821 | My news media job sent me here for training. | 1.2984 | 0.03857 | 191 | 141 | 43 | 7 |
822 | You misheard me! I'll be late because I'm on a bucking bronc, not in the "f...ing Bronx." | 1.2984 | 0.04328 | 191 | 148 | 29 | 14 |
823 | Get back on again my ass! | 1.2984 | 0.04133 | 191 | 145 | 35 | 11 |
824 | Haha...no! It's the truth! I did fall off my ass! | 1.2984 | 0.04066 | 191 | 144 | 37 | 10 |
825 | And get this -- I don't even know who's horse this is! | 1.2984 | 0.04133 | 191 | 145 | 35 | 11 |
826 | . . . and some new underwear." | 1.2984 | 0.04392 | 191 | 149 | 27 | 15 |
827 | The interview is going great! | 1.2984 | 0.03857 | 191 | 141 | 43 | 7 |
828 | I thought the job description said DESK jockey. | 1.2984 | 0.04066 | 191 | 144 | 37 | 10 |
829 | . . . but the Russian judge will probably only give it a six | 1.2984 | 0.04133 | 191 | 145 | 35 | 11 |
830 | I'm now for universal healthcare. | 1.2984 | 0.04199 | 191 | 146 | 33 | 12 |
831 | Yeah, I've got a second. | 1.2984 | 0.04066 | 191 | 144 | 37 | 10 |
832 | Betsy DeVos' Yacht crashed? That just made my day! | 1.2984 | 0.04133 | 191 | 145 | 35 | 11 |
833 | Hay hun, I was bumped earlier but I’m over filly now but should be landing soon. Love you! | 1.2984 | 0.04066 | 191 | 144 | 37 | 10 |
834 | I guess it’s “over and out” | 1.2979 | 0.04038 | 188 | 141 | 38 | 9 |
835 | Now I understand the phrase ... "Never text and ride!" | 1.2973 | 0.03702 | 185 | 134 | 47 | 4 |
836 | I'll phone you back when I land. | 1.2969 | 0.03980 | 192 | 144 | 39 | 9 |
837 | I'm leaving Wall Street. The real thing is better. | 1.2963 | 0.04020 | 189 | 142 | 38 | 9 |
838 | I got a Groupon | 1.2963 | 0.04290 | 189 | 146 | 30 | 13 |
839 | He hates this tie you got me! | 1.2963 | 0.04157 | 189 | 144 | 34 | 11 |
840 | Just wait for the photoshopped version! | 1.2963 | 0.04089 | 189 | 143 | 36 | 10 |
841 | As a hopeless optimist I'll say half my ribs won't be broken. | 1.2959 | 0.03856 | 196 | 146 | 42 | 8 |
842 | I'm a very stable genius! | 1.2957 | 0.04404 | 186 | 145 | 27 | 14 |
843 | Uber reveals its New York City driver cap workaround. Note, ride cancelling penalties apply. | 1.2951 | 0.03637 | 183 | 132 | 48 | 3 |
844 | I thought I was on hold | 1.2941 | 0.04112 | 187 | 142 | 35 | 10 |
845 | No, I'm having much more fun than when I was in finance. | 1.2941 | 0.03590 | 187 | 135 | 49 | 3 |
846 | Yes of course I am an optimist boss, but introducing our ride sharing service to this market is going to take some work. | 1.2941 | 0.03823 | 187 | 138 | 43 | 6 |
847 | I have exactly three seconds. | 1.2941 | 0.04182 | 187 | 143 | 33 | 11 |
848 | |I SAID, YEEEEE HAAAAA!!!!! | 1.2941 | 0.04317 | 187 | 145 | 29 | 13 |
849 | Then the bartender says, 'hey, buddy, why the long face?', and th— | 1.2941 | 0.04042 | 187 | 141 | 37 | 9 |
850 | According to the most recent Gallup Poll, Americans spend too much time on their cellphones. | 1.2941 | 0.03970 | 187 | 140 | 39 | 8 |
851 | You were right! The Mustang is safer than the Tesla! | 1.2941 | 0.04250 | 187 | 144 | 31 | 12 |
852 | Of course I’m calling hands free. | 1.2935 | 0.04365 | 184 | 143 | 28 | 13 |
853 | Sorry! I must have buck dialed you. | 1.2935 | 0.04010 | 184 | 138 | 38 | 8 |
854 | Hey, you'll never guess what I'm doing now! | 1.2935 | 0.04156 | 184 | 140 | 34 | 10 |
855 | Yes honey, I have water and I put on my sunscreen. | 1.2935 | 0.04296 | 184 | 142 | 30 | 12 |
856 | Hang on, I might lose you for a minute. | 1.2935 | 0.04156 | 184 | 140 | 34 | 10 |
857 | I'll be late. Having a little trouble with my ride. | 1.2935 | 0.04010 | 184 | 138 | 38 | 8 |
858 | I'll be down in a sec. | 1.2935 | 0.04010 | 184 | 138 | 38 | 8 |
859 | Not much. You? | 1.2935 | 0.04227 | 184 | 141 | 32 | 11 |
860 | Hello Blue Cross ? What's my deductible ? | 1.2935 | 0.04010 | 184 | 138 | 38 | 8 |
861 | Seems like you called at a really awkward time. | 1.2935 | 0.04010 | 184 | 138 | 38 | 8 |
862 | Not much. What are you up to? | 1.2935 | 0.04010 | 184 | 138 | 38 | 8 |
863 | Yeah, the White House staff training is going great! | 1.2935 | 0.04156 | 184 | 140 | 34 | 10 |
864 | I'll be landing in a few minutes. | 1.2935 | 0.04010 | 184 | 138 | 38 | 8 |
865 | That's why I am calling. I can't hold my horses. I need help now | 1.2935 | 0.04296 | 184 | 142 | 30 | 12 |
866 | Hold on a sec Murray, my horse gets pissed if I don't use the hands-free. | 1.2935 | 0.04084 | 184 | 139 | 36 | 9 |
867 | Ha! Ha! If I die, I'll stop having to hear the Trump updates. | 1.2935 | 0.04499 | 184 | 145 | 24 | 15 |
868 | You were right, Jeff, I did need a good kick to get off my high horse! | 1.2935 | 0.04010 | 184 | 138 | 38 | 8 |
869 | Call it, head's or tail's. | 1.2935 | 0.04296 | 184 | 142 | 30 | 12 |
870 | Siri, what’s the best way to land when thrown from a bucking bronco? | 1.2935 | 0.04084 | 184 | 139 | 36 | 9 |
871 | I'm coming right down. | 1.2935 | 0.03859 | 184 | 136 | 42 | 6 |
872 | Sorry, that was another butt call! | 1.2935 | 0.04365 | 184 | 143 | 28 | 13 |
873 | Can’t talk right now ... I’m test driving a Mustang. | 1.2935 | 0.04156 | 184 | 140 | 34 | 10 |
874 | Yes, please put me on hold! Please! | 1.2935 | 0.04296 | 184 | 142 | 30 | 12 |
875 | Hi honey - you were right! Meet me at the ER! | 1.2935 | 0.04010 | 184 | 138 | 38 | 8 |
876 | Say again, I’m breaking up | 1.2935 | 0.04227 | 184 | 141 | 32 | 11 |
877 | Honey, can you up the life insurance? This corporate retreat is no joke. | 1.2935 | 0.04156 | 184 | 140 | 34 | 10 |
878 | Hang on a sec, I’m being involuntarily bumped. | 1.2935 | 0.04010 | 184 | 138 | 38 | 8 |
879 | I'm about to lose service. Let me call you back from the hospital. | 1.2935 | 0.04084 | 184 | 139 | 36 | 9 |
880 | Guess where I'm calling from! | 1.2935 | 0.04084 | 184 | 139 | 36 | 9 |
881 | Hello, I’d like to enroll in your best health insurance plan. | 1.2935 | 0.04227 | 184 | 141 | 32 | 11 |
882 | Hey, want to catch a movie? I’m getting off early. | 1.2935 | 0.04084 | 184 | 139 | 36 | 9 |
883 | Siri - Google how to land from a bucking bronco. | 1.2935 | 0.04010 | 184 | 138 | 38 | 8 |
884 | After quitting his job, Peter quickly found a new way to make a buck | 1.2935 | 0.04365 | 184 | 143 | 28 | 13 |
885 | Hey, did you get my selfie? | 1.2935 | 0.04010 | 184 | 138 | 38 | 8 |
886 | I completed my bucket list! | 1.2935 | 0.04156 | 184 | 140 | 34 | 10 |
887 | Oops, I saddle dialed you. | 1.2935 | 0.04156 | 184 | 140 | 34 | 10 |
888 | Sure, I can hold. I've got about 8 seconds. | 1.2935 | 0.04365 | 184 | 143 | 28 | 13 |
889 | Go ahead and talk, I am off the horse now. | 1.2935 | 0.04296 | 184 | 142 | 30 | 12 |
890 | Sorry, I can't hang on any longer. | 1.2935 | 0.04010 | 184 | 138 | 38 | 8 |
891 | Ha, ha. You're right. Even my horse thinks I'm a dick. | 1.2935 | 0.04365 | 184 | 143 | 28 | 13 |
892 | I’m sorry, I’m sorry. You do not look like a mule. | 1.2935 | 0.04227 | 184 | 141 | 32 | 11 |
893 | Yes, boss, when I say I'm on top of it, trust me, I'm on top of it. | 1.2935 | 0.03936 | 184 | 137 | 40 | 7 |
894 | No dear, don't be silly. I'm not talking while I drive, that's dangerous. | 1.2935 | 0.04227 | 184 | 141 | 32 | 11 |
895 | No, It's ok, I'm not driving. | 1.2935 | 0.04156 | 184 | 140 | 34 | 10 |
896 | Comedians Riding Horses Eating Dirt | 1.2935 | 0.04227 | 184 | 141 | 32 | 11 |
897 | I'm just about ready to break my arm. Can I call you back? | 1.2935 | 0.04499 | 184 | 145 | 24 | 15 |
898 | It's all Uber had!!! | 1.2935 | 0.04084 | 184 | 139 | 36 | 9 |
899 | Smoother test drive on the Mustang. | 1.2935 | 0.04156 | 184 | 140 | 34 | 10 |
900 | Honey, I have great news : I think I'm finally getting off my high horse ! | 1.2935 | 0.04296 | 184 | 142 | 30 | 12 |
901 | No, ha ha, I said I was about to get Bucked! | 1.2935 | 0.04365 | 184 | 143 | 28 | 13 |
902 | Trust me, everything was consensual until the saddle was added | 1.2935 | 0.04084 | 184 | 139 | 36 | 9 |
903 | Yeah, sure. I'll hold. | 1.2935 | 0.04227 | 184 | 141 | 32 | 11 |
904 | ...and then I sez, 'does this tickle?' | 1.2935 | 0.04156 | 184 | 140 | 34 | 10 |
905 | No, that's just it--I can't hold on a sec. | 1.2935 | 0.04010 | 184 | 138 | 38 | 8 |
906 | I think that it may be too late to get back into the saddle. | 1.2935 | 0.04084 | 184 | 139 | 36 | 9 |
907 | I keep having this same dream of being rejected. | 1.2935 | 0.04010 | 184 | 138 | 38 | 8 |
908 | Siri, this is not the right Rodeo Drive... | 1.2935 | 0.04084 | 184 | 139 | 36 | 9 |
909 | No, I'd still rather do this instead of visiting your mother. | 1.2935 | 0.04156 | 184 | 140 | 34 | 10 |
910 | Let me call you back once I’m in traction! | 1.2935 | 0.04365 | 184 | 143 | 28 | 13 |
911 | I finally have reception, please be quick. | 1.2935 | 0.04084 | 184 | 139 | 36 | 9 |
912 | I would like to make an appointment with an orthopedic surgeon | 1.2935 | 0.04296 | 184 | 142 | 30 | 12 |
913 | Is this 911? | 1.2935 | 0.04084 | 184 | 139 | 36 | 9 |
914 | I won't need that flight after all. I got an earlier one. | 1.2935 | 0.04227 | 184 | 141 | 32 | 11 |
915 | Honey......do you think you can still find that old neck brace? | 1.2935 | 0.03859 | 184 | 136 | 42 | 6 |
916 | Yeah, it's a bull market but the ride's almost over. | 1.2926 | 0.04162 | 188 | 144 | 33 | 11 |
917 | I would like to file a claim | 1.2926 | 0.04162 | 188 | 144 | 33 | 11 |
918 | Great training for my next job in the White House | 1.2926 | 0.04297 | 188 | 146 | 29 | 13 |
919 | It's great, I feel like a million bucks already! | 1.2926 | 0.04023 | 188 | 142 | 37 | 9 |
920 | Okay, I'll keep my ear to the ground. | 1.2926 | 0.04023 | 188 | 142 | 37 | 9 |
921 | Oh, don't worry, honey. I am just horsing around! | 1.2926 | 0.04162 | 188 | 144 | 33 | 11 |
922 | Hello, Hertz? That Mustang you gave me just isn't working out. | 1.2926 | 0.04093 | 188 | 143 | 35 | 10 |
923 | Hey I'm going to let you go; I've got to get off. | 1.2926 | 0.04023 | 188 | 142 | 37 | 9 |
924 | Ha. No way would I consider coming back to work at Trump White House. This new job is easier. | 1.2926 | 0.04162 | 188 | 144 | 33 | 11 |
925 | I don’t think we are at the same Crazy Horse. | 1.2926 | 0.04023 | 188 | 142 | 37 | 9 |
926 | Hold on--I gotta take this fall. | 1.2926 | 0.04162 | 188 | 144 | 33 | 11 |
927 | Of course I would never drive while talking on the phone. | 1.2926 | 0.04162 | 188 | 144 | 33 | 11 |
928 | Thanks, Darrell. The dude ranch app is remarkably realistic! | 1.2926 | 0.03952 | 188 | 141 | 39 | 8 |
929 | Sorry. Butt call. | 1.2926 | 0.04023 | 188 | 142 | 37 | 9 |
930 | Mom! I've never felt so free! | 1.2926 | 0.03805 | 188 | 139 | 43 | 6 |
931 | This is so much better than project management! | 1.2926 | 0.04363 | 188 | 147 | 27 | 14 |
932 | Oh, you meant I should test drive the FORD Mustang... | 1.2926 | 0.03805 | 188 | 139 | 43 | 6 |
933 | Actually, I do mind holding. | 1.2926 | 0.03879 | 188 | 140 | 41 | 7 |
934 | Hey Donald, I flipped." | 1.2926 | 0.03952 | 188 | 141 | 39 | 8 |
935 | Whatta ya mean, "Hang on a minute" | 1.2926 | 0.03879 | 188 | 140 | 41 | 7 |
936 | I'm in the air about this. Can I call you back, tomorrow? | 1.2926 | 0.03879 | 188 | 140 | 41 | 7 |
937 | Hold on, Fred. Things are a bit up in the air right now. | 1.2926 | 0.03879 | 188 | 140 | 41 | 7 |
938 | Apparently, the horse had a "no cell phone" policy! | 1.2926 | 0.03952 | 188 | 141 | 39 | 8 |
939 | Technically, I’m not driving. | 1.2926 | 0.03952 | 188 | 141 | 39 | 8 |
940 | Heads or Tails? | 1.2926 | 0.04230 | 188 | 145 | 31 | 12 |
941 | It’s just as safe as calling you while driving! | 1.2912 | 0.03879 | 182 | 135 | 41 | 6 |
942 | He takes the gold if he can nail this landing! | 1.2912 | 0.03956 | 182 | 136 | 39 | 7 |
943 | Yes, I would like to trade in my mustang. | 1.2912 | 0.04032 | 182 | 137 | 37 | 8 |
944 | Yes, I can hold on, but just for a few seconds. | 1.2912 | 0.04107 | 182 | 138 | 35 | 9 |
945 | If we get cut off it’s probably because I’m dead! | 1.2912 | 0.03956 | 182 | 136 | 39 | 7 |
946 | I know, I know..., I love Groupon too! | 1.2912 | 0.04107 | 182 | 138 | 35 | 9 |
947 | Just give me 3.7 seconds of your time. | 1.2912 | 0.04032 | 182 | 137 | 37 | 8 |
948 | I’m still bucking for promotion. | 1.2912 | 0.04107 | 182 | 138 | 35 | 9 |
949 | I'll call you back - I'm about to go viral. | 1.2912 | 0.04107 | 182 | 138 | 35 | 9 |
950 | You'll never guess where I am. | 1.2912 | 0.04032 | 182 | 137 | 37 | 8 |
951 | Hold your horses is just an expression, Harvey. | 1.2912 | 0.04032 | 182 | 137 | 37 | 8 |
952 | Yes dear. I’ll DEFINITELY cross this off my bucket list. | 1.2912 | 0.04180 | 182 | 139 | 33 | 10 |
953 | I TOLD you twice - Get off my back!! | 1.2912 | 0.04323 | 182 | 141 | 29 | 12 |
954 | Yeah, I’m just on my way to the hospital. | 1.2912 | 0.04107 | 182 | 138 | 35 | 9 |
955 | No, I don't know how the reins got behind the horse or why they aren't attached to the bridle | 1.2912 | 0.03377 | 182 | 129 | 53 | 0 |
956 | I did it! I passed the buck! | 1.2912 | 0.04032 | 182 | 137 | 37 | 8 |
957 | Forget bulls and bears — I've got a new metaphor for this crazy market! | 1.2912 | 0.03879 | 182 | 135 | 41 | 6 |
958 | These flip-phones are great when you're mobile. | 1.2912 | 0.03879 | 182 | 135 | 41 | 6 |
959 | Did we catch you at a good time? | 1.2912 | 0.04180 | 182 | 139 | 33 | 10 |
960 | I’m falling and I won’t get up. | 1.2896 | 0.04160 | 183 | 140 | 33 | 10 |
961 | Yep! I still have a flip phone! | 1.2896 | 0.04160 | 183 | 140 | 33 | 10 |
962 | My therapist says I need to take risks and be more spontaneous! | 1.2896 | 0.04088 | 183 | 139 | 35 | 9 |
963 | Whoops, my bad! I thought you said "Go Buck Yourself"... | 1.2896 | 0.04302 | 183 | 142 | 29 | 12 |
964 | Don't worry, Mom, this isn't my first rodeo. | 1.2889 | 0.04055 | 180 | 136 | 36 | 8 |
965 | No, I'm not talking and driving. | 1.2889 | 0.04205 | 180 | 138 | 32 | 10 |
966 | That's better,now I can hear you. | 1.2889 | 0.03978 | 180 | 135 | 38 | 7 |
967 | Hi, I'd like to choose my primary physician. | 1.2881 | 0.03771 | 177 | 130 | 43 | 4 |
968 | These team-building outings just get better every year! | 1.2881 | 0.04018 | 177 | 133 | 37 | 7 |
969 | Getting bucked off, might lose you | 1.2881 | 0.04326 | 177 | 137 | 29 | 11 |
970 | Yo, dude, it's a dude ranch, what could happen? | 1.2881 | 0.04251 | 177 | 136 | 31 | 10 |
971 | I'm test driving a mustang! Not great for work but a lot of fun! | 1.2881 | 0.04175 | 177 | 135 | 33 | 9 |
972 | Wrong time to say, Whoa! | 1.2881 | 0.04098 | 177 | 134 | 35 | 8 |
973 | It’s a little late to tell me to hold my horses. | 1.2881 | 0.03771 | 177 | 130 | 43 | 4 |
974 | Bellevue? I'd like to reserve a room. | 1.2881 | 0.04326 | 177 | 137 | 29 | 11 |
975 | This really is great practice for being Chief of Staff! | 1.2881 | 0.04175 | 177 | 135 | 33 | 9 |
976 | It’s been rough, but I have a feeling I’ll land on my feet. | 1.2881 | 0.04326 | 177 | 137 | 29 | 11 |
977 | Why yes, its been a volatile ride. You might want to shift some of your assets to maintain a better balance. | 1.2881 | 0.04098 | 177 | 134 | 35 | 8 |
978 | You'll have to hold on - I have fall waiting! | 1.2881 | 0.04251 | 177 | 136 | 31 | 10 |
979 | And then she was like, WHOA! | 1.2881 | 0.04326 | 177 | 137 | 29 | 11 |
980 | Great news honey, I'm about to hit the worker's comp jackpot. | 1.2881 | 0.04018 | 177 | 133 | 37 | 7 |
981 | I'd like to close the deal on that insurance we talked about | 1.2881 | 0.03855 | 177 | 131 | 41 | 5 |
982 | I noticed hands-free gives me more air time | 1.2881 | 0.04098 | 177 | 134 | 35 | 8 |
983 | And I said, 'I don't need no stinkin' helmet' | 1.2881 | 0.04018 | 177 | 133 | 37 | 7 |
984 | Yea, I'd like to report one of your Uber drivers. First of all, he didn't even have a car... | 1.2881 | 0.04326 | 177 | 137 | 29 | 11 |
985 | Why yes, I am interested in learning more about my health insurance options! | 1.2881 | 0.04175 | 177 | 135 | 33 | 9 |
986 | You say I'm breaking up?? | 1.2881 | 0.04018 | 177 | 133 | 37 | 7 |
987 | Hello. I'd like to apply for Obamacare. | 1.2881 | 0.04251 | 177 | 136 | 31 | 10 |
988 | No! You're not interrupting me at all! I'm doing absolutely nothing! | 1.2881 | 0.04098 | 177 | 134 | 35 | 8 |
989 | Funny you should ask. I'm in the 5th stage just now. Acceptance. | 1.2881 | 0.03938 | 177 | 132 | 39 | 6 |
990 | All I said was, 'OK Dude, show me what you got.' | 1.2881 | 0.04098 | 177 | 134 | 35 | 8 |
991 | Hon....WHOA...my last spur of the moment! | 1.2881 | 0.04326 | 177 | 137 | 29 | 11 |
992 | I had switched to a standing desk, but then I thought I could do even better. | 1.2880 | 0.03995 | 184 | 139 | 37 | 8 |
993 | Siri.....activate Aflac equine option! | 1.2874 | 0.04221 | 174 | 133 | 32 | 9 |
994 | Manhattan? No, I’m not in Manhattan. Don’t you remember? I told you at breakfast that I was going to the broncs this afternoon. | 1.2865 | 0.04305 | 178 | 138 | 29 | 11 |
995 | Good Lord! Somehow I must have butt-dialed you! | 1.2865 | 0.04078 | 178 | 135 | 35 | 8 |
996 | Sure it's been a rough ride and I'm about to hit the ground hard, but heck for once that aint no metaphor and that's why I'm smiling. | 1.2865 | 0.04155 | 178 | 136 | 33 | 9 |
997 | No, Bob, I said I have a"bucking" problem. | 1.2865 | 0.04305 | 178 | 138 | 29 | 11 |
998 | Believe me I’m off my high horse and pretty well grounded! | 1.2865 | 0.04155 | 178 | 136 | 33 | 9 |
999 | Doc, that Bronco dilator you told me to use is really helping my asthma, but it’s playing hell with my arthritis. | 1.2865 | 0.04155 | 178 | 136 | 33 | 9 |
1000 | Obviously, this is my first rodeo. | 1.2865 | 0.03999 | 178 | 134 | 37 | 7 |
1001 | Gotta go, I'll text you when I land. | 1.2865 | 0.04231 | 178 | 137 | 31 | 10 |
1002 | Just tell him the buck stops here! | 1.2865 | 0.04231 | 178 | 137 | 31 | 10 |
1003 | You won't believe the new app I got for only a buck! | 1.2857 | 0.04121 | 175 | 133 | 34 | 8 |
1004 | Fine. Next time I'll take Uber! | 1.2857 | 0.04354 | 175 | 136 | 28 | 11 |
1005 | I'll be on the ground soon | 1.2857 | 0.04041 | 175 | 132 | 36 | 7 |
1006 | Oh, I'm absolutely hands free right now. | 1.2857 | 0.04121 | 175 | 133 | 34 | 8 |
1007 | Hi honey,can you call our insurance company and see if they cover stupid. | 1.2857 | 0.03958 | 175 | 131 | 38 | 6 |
1008 | You were right, honey! I did need to get out of my comfort zone. | 1.2857 | 0.04121 | 175 | 133 | 34 | 8 |
1009 | Funny you should ask. | 1.2857 | 0.04277 | 175 | 135 | 30 | 10 |
1010 | I’m up in the air on it right now. Let me get back to you. | 1.2857 | 0.03958 | 175 | 131 | 38 | 6 |
1011 | Ha! Let me know when you have a serious offer. This ain’t my first rodeo. | 1.2857 | 0.04121 | 175 | 133 | 34 | 8 |
1012 | I'm doing good, mom. Just a few ups and downs, you know | 1.2857 | 0.04277 | 175 | 135 | 30 | 10 |
1013 | I'm sorry if saying Id like to mount you caused offense. | 1.2857 | 0.04428 | 175 | 137 | 26 | 12 |
1014 | Yes, I can take your 15 minute survey! | 1.2857 | 0.04428 | 175 | 137 | 26 | 12 |
1015 | Finally! The first time I've gotten good reception this whole vacation. | 1.2857 | 0.04041 | 175 | 132 | 36 | 7 |
1016 | I’ll let you go. I have to take this fall. | 1.2857 | 0.04121 | 175 | 133 | 34 | 8 |
1017 | Now this is what you call horsing around! | 1.2857 | 0.04041 | 175 | 132 | 36 | 7 |
1018 | Very possible my reception might cut out in a sec here... | 1.2857 | 0.04041 | 175 | 132 | 36 | 7 |
1019 | But the horse I rode in on isn't in the mood right now. | 1.2857 | 0.04041 | 175 | 132 | 36 | 7 |
1020 | He's extremely ticklish! | 1.2857 | 0.04121 | 175 | 133 | 34 | 8 |
1021 | Bob, I'm going to have to call you back. It actually is my first rodeo. | 1.2857 | 0.04502 | 175 | 138 | 24 | 13 |
1022 | Nooo, not on hold | 1.2857 | 0.04200 | 175 | 134 | 32 | 9 |
1023 | Looks like the buck didn't stop here this time. | 1.2857 | 0.04200 | 175 | 134 | 32 | 9 |
1024 | No, no boss, I said bucked off! | 1.2857 | 0.04502 | 175 | 138 | 24 | 13 |
1025 | Hey Babe - remember last night when you said I couldn't last 10 seconds doing bucking bronco........... | 1.2857 | 0.04502 | 175 | 138 | 24 | 13 |
1026 | Yes, I'd like to change that pizza delivery address to the Urgent Care Clinic. | 1.2857 | 0.04428 | 175 | 137 | 26 | 12 |
1027 | Yes yes that's correct "The buck stops here" | 1.2857 | 0.04277 | 175 | 135 | 30 | 10 |
1028 | Yes, boss. I'm afraid this is my first rodeo. | 1.2857 | 0.04277 | 175 | 135 | 30 | 10 |
1029 | I promise you, I'm not driving my car right now. | 1.2857 | 0.03958 | 175 | 131 | 38 | 6 |
1030 | Can I call you back later, Mom? | 1.2857 | 0.04277 | 175 | 135 | 30 | 10 |
1031 | Hold on, I'll take a selfie. | 1.2857 | 0.04121 | 175 | 133 | 34 | 8 |
1032 | That was no USB port under his tail! | 1.2857 | 0.04200 | 175 | 134 | 32 | 9 |
1033 | No, I really do have to go. | 1.2857 | 0.04200 | 175 | 134 | 32 | 9 |
1034 | I assumed Uber meant the car is a Bronco, not the driver! | 1.2857 | 0.04428 | 175 | 137 | 26 | 12 |
1035 | DON'T WORRY HONEY, I'M HANDS FREE. | 1.2857 | 0.03958 | 175 | 131 | 38 | 6 |
1036 | I thought you said you don't buck on the first date ... | 1.2857 | 0.04200 | 175 | 134 | 32 | 9 |
1037 | Honey, we still on Obama Care? | 1.2857 | 0.04277 | 175 | 135 | 30 | 10 |
1038 | I've gotta sign off now. This call has already cost me a buck. | 1.2857 | 0.04200 | 175 | 134 | 32 | 9 |
1039 | Does this mean the ride is over? | 1.2857 | 0.03958 | 175 | 131 | 38 | 6 |
1040 | Just calling to say it's over, Ellen. But it's been a helluva ride! | 1.2857 | 0.03958 | 175 | 131 | 38 | 6 |
1041 | No, no, nothing serious, what are you up to? | 1.2857 | 0.04121 | 175 | 133 | 34 | 8 |
1042 | Honey, the signal is much better now. | 1.2857 | 0.04121 | 175 | 133 | 34 | 8 |
1043 | Hold on, I forgot to put you on rodeo mode. | 1.2857 | 0.04354 | 175 | 136 | 28 | 11 |
1044 | I'll call ya when I get a break! | 1.2857 | 0.03875 | 175 | 130 | 40 | 5 |
1045 | Such a relief to have some time off from my White House job! | 1.2857 | 0.04502 | 175 | 138 | 24 | 13 |
1046 | No, I can talk... | 1.2857 | 0.04041 | 175 | 132 | 36 | 7 |
1047 | Hang on, I'll call you from the E. R. | 1.2857 | 0.04200 | 175 | 134 | 32 | 9 |
1048 | Oh, I thought you said I should go buck myself. | 1.2857 | 0.04200 | 175 | 134 | 32 | 9 |
1049 | Concierge? Do you have any immediate massage openings? | 1.2857 | 0.03875 | 175 | 130 | 40 | 5 |
1050 | Sure, I can talk. | 1.2857 | 0.04121 | 175 | 133 | 34 | 8 |
1051 | But boss, I'm really going to the hospital this time. | 1.2857 | 0.04200 | 175 | 134 | 32 | 9 |
1052 | Hang on, I think I'm about to drop the call. | 1.2857 | 0.04277 | 175 | 135 | 30 | 10 |
1053 | No worries – my current long-distance plan is just a buck a call. | 1.2857 | 0.04277 | 175 | 135 | 30 | 10 |
1054 | Hold on, I’m losing my connection! | 1.2857 | 0.04041 | 175 | 132 | 36 | 7 |
1055 | It feels a lot like my last marriage | 1.2857 | 0.03958 | 175 | 131 | 38 | 6 |
1056 | Hold on, I better switch you to hands-free. | 1.2857 | 0.04041 | 175 | 132 | 36 | 7 |
1057 | And do you take Anthem Blue Cross? | 1.2857 | 0.04041 | 175 | 132 | 36 | 7 |
1058 | Oh, you know, same old same old, just horsing around. | 1.2857 | 0.04200 | 175 | 134 | 32 | 9 |
1059 | It's proving to be an over the top experience as promised in the brochure! | 1.2857 | 0.04200 | 175 | 134 | 32 | 9 |
1060 | Best. Lunch. Hour. Ever! | 1.2857 | 0.04041 | 175 | 132 | 36 | 7 |
1061 | Hold on I have to instagram something. | 1.2857 | 0.04121 | 175 | 133 | 34 | 8 |
1062 | This is still a better experience than my time with the Trump administration. | 1.2857 | 0.04277 | 175 | 135 | 30 | 10 |
1063 | I am so over goat yoga. | 1.2857 | 0.04277 | 175 | 135 | 30 | 10 |
1064 | Hold on, I'm about to enter a dead zone. | 1.2857 | 0.04354 | 175 | 136 | 28 | 11 |
1065 | This completes my bucket list | 1.2857 | 0.04277 | 175 | 135 | 30 | 10 |
1066 | In a moment we’re going to have a dropped call. I’ll call you back from the ambulance. | 1.2857 | 0.04200 | 175 | 134 | 32 | 9 |
1067 | Sounds good. Well, gotta bounce, bro. | 1.2857 | 0.04277 | 175 | 135 | 30 | 10 |
1068 | Hold on a sec. I’m gonna try and send you one epic selfie! | 1.2857 | 0.03958 | 175 | 131 | 38 | 6 |
1069 | Hold on, my service provider just kicked me off again. | 1.2857 | 0.04277 | 175 | 135 | 30 | 10 |
1070 | For horse-riding lessons, press 1... | 1.2857 | 0.04121 | 175 | 133 | 34 | 8 |
1071 | This is the fun part. Hitting the ground, not so much. | 1.2857 | 0.03958 | 175 | 131 | 38 | 6 |
1072 | I get it! I get it! “The buck stops here”! | 1.2857 | 0.04121 | 175 | 133 | 34 | 8 |
1073 | OK, I will be down in a minute | 1.2840 | 0.03579 | 169 | 122 | 46 | 1 |
1074 | Lunch? Well, at the moment it looks like I'll be in the hospital for a few days -- how about sometime next week? | 1.2840 | 0.04212 | 169 | 129 | 32 | 8 |
1075 | ‘Go ahead. I’m no longer on hold.’ | 1.2832 | 0.04145 | 173 | 132 | 33 | 8 |
1076 | Yeah, the results of the Gallop poll are very promising. | 1.2832 | 0.04381 | 173 | 135 | 27 | 11 |
1077 | Holy Mackerel, all I said was 'I like Trump'. | 1.2832 | 0.04381 | 173 | 135 | 27 | 11 |
1078 | Oh, just horsing around, how about you ? | 1.2832 | 0.03979 | 173 | 130 | 37 | 6 |
1079 | Hey, I may start to break up. | 1.2832 | 0.04304 | 173 | 134 | 29 | 10 |
1080 | I'm putting you on speaker. I've got to video this. | 1.2832 | 0.03979 | 173 | 130 | 37 | 6 |
1081 | Same old, same old, and you?? | 1.2832 | 0.04145 | 173 | 132 | 33 | 8 |
1082 | NO, NO, NO . I said I'm on a " Bucking" Bronco. | 1.2832 | 0.04304 | 173 | 134 | 29 | 10 |
1083 | Well it's not my first ro....Oh I guess it is. | 1.2832 | 0.04225 | 173 | 133 | 31 | 9 |
1084 | YES I love it! I'm quite literally head over heels. | 1.2832 | 0.04225 | 173 | 133 | 31 | 9 |
1085 | I am going to have to let you go, we are about to prepare for landing. | 1.2832 | 0.04063 | 173 | 131 | 35 | 7 |
1086 | No! I said I was "bucked off"! | 1.2832 | 0.04532 | 173 | 137 | 23 | 13 |
1087 | Well, at least I finally completed my bucket list. | 1.2816 | 0.03788 | 174 | 129 | 41 | 4 |
1088 | I'll call you back at the end of my break. | 1.2814 | 0.04063 | 167 | 126 | 35 | 6 |
1089 | The ride up here was rough, but now I’ve got a good signal | 1.2807 | 0.04001 | 171 | 129 | 36 | 6 |
1090 | Yeah, I just got the hands free option. | 1.2807 | 0.04169 | 171 | 131 | 32 | 8 |
1091 | Hold on. Let me get this selfie! | 1.2807 | 0.04251 | 171 | 132 | 30 | 9 |
1092 | I swear, Dave. It's even better than those juice cleanses Susan won't stop talking about! | 1.2807 | 0.04487 | 171 | 135 | 24 | 12 |
1093 | All this horse-trading gets a little exciting at times, Bob! | 1.2807 | 0.04086 | 171 | 130 | 34 | 7 |
1094 | Did you see that selfie? Me, masterfully astride a HUGE horse! | 1.2807 | 0.04410 | 171 | 134 | 26 | 11 |
1095 | No I didn’t sign the dude ranch disclaimer. You’ll take the case? | 1.2807 | 0.04251 | 171 | 132 | 30 | 9 |
1096 | My connection's unstable. | 1.2807 | 0.04251 | 171 | 132 | 30 | 9 |
1097 | It was this or spending the weekend with my mother-in-law. | 1.2807 | 0.04563 | 171 | 136 | 22 | 13 |
1098 | Is the Jake? From State Farm? | 1.2807 | 0.04331 | 171 | 133 | 28 | 10 |
1099 | Yes Elon. The self driving Mustang. Some emission, small footprint. | 1.2807 | 0.04001 | 171 | 129 | 36 | 6 |
1100 | We’re like the Flying Wallendas, except with a horse and a tax attorney. | 1.2807 | 0.03825 | 171 | 127 | 40 | 4 |
1101 | Can I call you back? | 1.2807 | 0.04251 | 171 | 132 | 30 | 9 |
1102 | Hello, Jackie Chan Horse Training Center, can you please hold for a moment? | 1.2807 | 0.04251 | 171 | 132 | 30 | 9 |
1103 | No, no, not a bad time at all! | 1.2800 | 0.03940 | 175 | 132 | 37 | 6 |
1104 | I said it RHYMES WITH buck me!!! | 1.2798 | 0.04381 | 168 | 131 | 27 | 10 |
1105 | No, no, 'Broncs' not 'Bronx' | 1.2798 | 0.04130 | 168 | 128 | 33 | 7 |
1106 | Bill these Tinder dates just keep getting weirder | 1.2798 | 0.04462 | 168 | 132 | 25 | 11 |
1107 | I can't hear you, I'm breaking up. | 1.2798 | 0.04299 | 168 | 130 | 29 | 9 |
1108 | Gotta go. I'll be landing soon. | 1.2798 | 0.04299 | 168 | 130 | 29 | 9 |
1109 | That's right, kids, I taught our horse how to dab. | 1.2798 | 0.04043 | 168 | 127 | 35 | 6 |
1110 | Well yes, I actually am interested in switching my cable service provider | 1.2798 | 0.04215 | 168 | 129 | 31 | 8 |
1111 | Well I WAS calling to say 'I'm back in the saddle'. | 1.2798 | 0.04043 | 168 | 127 | 35 | 6 |
1112 | Me, I'm in the air about to land. How about you? | 1.2798 | 0.04215 | 168 | 129 | 31 | 8 |
1113 | Well, it looks like my flight is about to land. | 1.2798 | 0.04130 | 168 | 128 | 33 | 7 |
1114 | Something just came up---let me get back to you. | 1.2798 | 0.04299 | 168 | 130 | 29 | 9 |
1115 | Not breaking up, just about to break my neck! | 1.2798 | 0.04381 | 168 | 131 | 27 | 10 |
1116 | My deductible is how much? | 1.2798 | 0.04215 | 168 | 129 | 31 | 8 |
1117 | And then the horse says, "I've fallen and I can't giddyup" | 1.2798 | 0.04215 | 168 | 129 | 31 | 8 |
1118 | Mom, remember that pony I wanted as a kid?" | 1.2798 | 0.04299 | 168 | 130 | 29 | 9 |
1119 | Hi Mom! Are you watching channel twelve? | 1.2798 | 0.03673 | 168 | 123 | 43 | 2 |
1120 | Sorry it's a little loud. I'm working on my work-life balance. | 1.2798 | 0.04299 | 168 | 130 | 29 | 9 |
1121 | yes--a flip phone | 1.2798 | 0.04130 | 168 | 128 | 33 | 7 |
1122 | Shaken, not stirred | 1.2798 | 0.04462 | 168 | 132 | 25 | 11 |
1123 | I head over heels about this ranch trip. | 1.2798 | 0.03862 | 168 | 125 | 39 | 4 |
1124 | I can’t talk now. I’m flying. | 1.2798 | 0.03953 | 168 | 126 | 37 | 5 |
1125 | Another day working in the White House | 1.2798 | 0.04381 | 168 | 131 | 27 | 10 |
1126 | I love this part... | 1.2798 | 0.04215 | 168 | 129 | 31 | 8 |
1127 | Yeah, the dude ranch is a total de-stressor. I haven't thought about Trump all morning. | 1.2798 | 0.04130 | 168 | 128 | 33 | 7 |
1128 | I’ll be down in a second! | 1.2798 | 0.04462 | 168 | 132 | 25 | 11 |
1129 | Hey...just a second...my Uber is dropping me off. | 1.2798 | 0.04541 | 168 | 133 | 23 | 12 |
1130 | Let me know when you can clearly see both of our faces together in the frame. | 1.2798 | 0.04215 | 168 | 129 | 31 | 8 |
1131 | The White House Director of Communications job is going great! | 1.2798 | 0.04381 | 168 | 131 | 27 | 10 |
1132 | That's what happens when you text and ride. | 1.2798 | 0.04130 | 168 | 128 | 33 | 7 |
1133 | Amazon, one bottle of aspirin, please | 1.2798 | 0.04299 | 168 | 130 | 29 | 9 |
1134 | This is ironic Sweety, but the buck actually does start here. | 1.2791 | 0.04065 | 172 | 131 | 34 | 7 |
1135 | Sorry, but that really threw me. | 1.2781 | 0.04109 | 169 | 129 | 33 | 7 |
1136 | Siri, real quick question about horseback riding. | 1.2781 | 0.04438 | 169 | 133 | 25 | 11 |
1137 | Quick Mom, turn on Sports Channel | 1.2781 | 0.03933 | 169 | 127 | 37 | 5 |
1138 | All right, all right,, I'll stop introducing you as "My Little Pony!" | 1.2781 | 0.04277 | 169 | 131 | 29 | 9 |
1139 | Yeah... the views out West are breathtaking! | 1.2781 | 0.04109 | 169 | 129 | 33 | 7 |
1140 | Not much. Just horsin' around. | 1.2781 | 0.04022 | 169 | 128 | 35 | 6 |
1141 | Oh - not much. How about you? | 1.2781 | 0.03933 | 169 | 127 | 37 | 5 |
1142 | Same ol, same ol. What's new with you? | 1.2781 | 0.03933 | 169 | 127 | 37 | 5 |
1143 | Hey, Ma. Yea, I'm fine. Could I call you back? | 1.2781 | 0.04022 | 169 | 128 | 35 | 6 |
1144 | Oh I just got thrown by a bronco and about to break my neck, but I can talk, sure! | 1.2781 | 0.04358 | 169 | 132 | 27 | 10 |
1145 | Great news honey! Remember that promotion I was bucking for... | 1.2781 | 0.04358 | 169 | 132 | 27 | 10 |
1146 | Can I call you back from the hospital? | 1.2781 | 0.04277 | 169 | 131 | 29 | 9 |
1147 | I'll text you as soon as I land | 1.2781 | 0.04194 | 169 | 130 | 31 | 8 |
1148 | I will be landing momentarily. You can pick me up at ground level. | 1.2781 | 0.04022 | 169 | 128 | 35 | 6 |
1149 | Honestly, I think I have found something just as exciting as the rough and tumble world of arbitrage! | 1.2781 | 0.03933 | 169 | 127 | 37 | 5 |
1150 | This WAS my first rodeo. | 1.2781 | 0.04277 | 169 | 131 | 29 | 9 |
1151 | Oh, and can you text me a good orthopedist? | 1.2781 | 0.04277 | 169 | 131 | 29 | 9 |
1152 | Of course I’m bucking the trend; I’ve just got to land on my feet! | 1.2781 | 0.04194 | 169 | 130 | 31 | 8 |
1153 | Call you back when I land. | 1.2781 | 0.03933 | 169 | 127 | 37 | 5 |
1154 | You know that idea I had about riding a horse... | 1.2781 | 0.04022 | 169 | 128 | 35 | 6 |
1155 | Just horsing around | 1.2781 | 0.04438 | 169 | 133 | 25 | 11 |
1156 | Political stunt? Not if it gets us the rodeo demographic, it isn't! | 1.2781 | 0.04194 | 169 | 130 | 31 | 8 |
1157 | Hold on, let me take a selfie first. | 1.2781 | 0.04194 | 169 | 130 | 31 | 8 |
1158 | It's for you. | 1.2781 | 0.04358 | 169 | 132 | 27 | 10 |
1159 | They call it 'the equine paso doble!' | 1.2781 | 0.04194 | 169 | 130 | 31 | 8 |
1160 | I can't give you a firm answer - things over here are really up in the air right now. | 1.2778 | 0.04400 | 162 | 126 | 27 | 9 |
1161 | I'll be on the ground in a second. | 1.2771 | 0.04065 | 166 | 126 | 34 | 6 |
1162 | OK, I gotta go! | 1.2771 | 0.04326 | 166 | 129 | 28 | 9 |
1163 | Yup. WAY harder than the bull at the pub. | 1.2771 | 0.04326 | 166 | 129 | 28 | 9 |
1164 | I stayed longer on the horse than I did at my last job! | 1.2771 | 0.04065 | 166 | 126 | 34 | 6 |
1165 | No honey, nobody else is here. Seriously, I'm just horsing around! | 1.2771 | 0.04065 | 166 | 126 | 34 | 6 |
1166 | I couldn't resist. It's only a buck a call! | 1.2771 | 0.04241 | 166 | 128 | 30 | 8 |
1167 | Actually, I’m just about to take a break ... | 1.2771 | 0.04065 | 166 | 126 | 34 | 6 |
1168 | I clearly misunderstood the buck-a-call concept. | 1.2771 | 0.04241 | 166 | 128 | 30 | 8 |
1169 | No, not gonna be really busy for another 2-3 seconds. Why? | 1.2771 | 0.04065 | 166 | 126 | 34 | 6 |
1170 | Well, I certainly feel thrown, to say the least. | 1.2771 | 0.04409 | 166 | 130 | 26 | 10 |
1171 | I think I may need to change my ringtone. | 1.2771 | 0.04154 | 166 | 127 | 32 | 7 |
1172 | Ohhh! Rodeo DRIVE! I thought you said - | 1.2771 | 0.04154 | 166 | 127 | 32 | 7 |
1173 | 911, yes this is an emergency! | 1.2771 | 0.04241 | 166 | 128 | 30 | 8 |
1174 | Thank you for calling bronco customer service. Your projected hold time is less than 8 seconds | 1.2771 | 0.04154 | 166 | 127 | 32 | 7 |
1175 | Tell everyone - I’ve finally found a substitute for all that cocaine! | 1.2771 | 0.03974 | 166 | 125 | 36 | 5 |
1176 | Too much horsepower! | 1.2771 | 0.04065 | 166 | 126 | 34 | 6 |
1177 | Yippee-ki-yay yourself. You had me neutered. | 1.2771 | 0.04572 | 166 | 132 | 22 | 12 |
1178 | Call you back; my ride is leaving. | 1.2771 | 0.04154 | 166 | 127 | 32 | 7 |
1179 | I’m calling because it’s too hard to text at this time | 1.2771 | 0.03786 | 166 | 123 | 40 | 3 |
1180 | Did you say I'm breaking up? | 1.2771 | 0.04326 | 166 | 129 | 28 | 9 |
1181 | "Hello, Uber? I'd like to file a complaint about the driver you sent me. | 1.2771 | 0.04241 | 166 | 128 | 30 | 8 |
1182 | I haven't had this much fun since I worked in the White House! | 1.2771 | 0.04326 | 166 | 129 | 28 | 9 |
1183 | That's right — and the horse you rode in on! | 1.2771 | 0.04572 | 166 | 132 | 22 | 12 |
1184 | Hello? Uber customer service? | 1.2754 | 0.04386 | 167 | 131 | 26 | 10 |
1185 | Hello, you've reached my mane line. | 1.2754 | 0.04468 | 167 | 132 | 24 | 11 |
1186 | I can't believe he would laugh about beating a dead horse! | 1.2745 | 0.04470 | 153 | 119 | 26 | 8 |
1187 | We are SO going to win Dancing with the Horses. | 1.2744 | 0.04087 | 164 | 125 | 33 | 6 |
1188 | Can I change my answer to "truth"?! | 1.2744 | 0.04178 | 164 | 126 | 31 | 7 |
1189 | Cell service is good, but I may break up. | 1.2744 | 0.04178 | 164 | 126 | 31 | 7 |
1190 | Best Groupon ever! And I still have seven seconds left! | 1.2744 | 0.04684 | 164 | 132 | 19 | 13 |
1191 | I’m about to lose coverage. | 1.2744 | 0.04604 | 164 | 131 | 21 | 12 |
1192 | Hi honey, can you check to see if our accident policy covers wrangling while intoxicated? | 1.2744 | 0.04353 | 164 | 128 | 27 | 9 |
1193 | I said "ride to Philly," not "to ride a filly"! | 1.2744 | 0.04178 | 164 | 126 | 31 | 7 |
1194 | I'm just breaking in a new phone | 1.2744 | 0.04266 | 164 | 127 | 29 | 8 |
1195 | Ringtone Cowboy | 1.2744 | 0.04266 | 164 | 127 | 29 | 8 |
1196 | I’ll be landing shortly. Meet me at the hospital in about an hour. | 1.2744 | 0.03994 | 164 | 124 | 35 | 5 |
1197 | Hey, Bob! I just saved 10% on my horse insurance! | 1.2744 | 0.04087 | 164 | 125 | 33 | 6 |
1198 | I'm falling off my horse; what's up with you? | 1.2744 | 0.04266 | 164 | 127 | 29 | 8 |
1199 | I know, but it's the last day for my Groupon. | 1.2744 | 0.03994 | 164 | 124 | 35 | 5 |
1200 | So much for multitasking... | 1.2744 | 0.04438 | 164 | 129 | 25 | 10 |
1201 | It was then I realized the benefit of a hands free phone. | 1.2744 | 0.03900 | 164 | 123 | 37 | 4 |
1202 | Check out this video I'm about to post of me breaking my neck! | 1.2744 | 0.04353 | 164 | 128 | 27 | 9 |
1203 | Just a minute. I think I just left my comfort zone. | 1.2744 | 0.04266 | 164 | 127 | 29 | 8 |
1204 | It’s just a horse, how hard can it beeeee! | 1.2744 | 0.04438 | 164 | 129 | 25 | 10 |
1205 | He's the one making the big bucks around here. | 1.2744 | 0.04087 | 164 | 125 | 33 | 6 |
1206 | What do you mean I can't bring him on the plane? He's my Emotional Support Bronco. | 1.2744 | 0.04438 | 164 | 129 | 25 | 10 |
1207 | Hi, just checking if there's any way to lower my deductible and no I can't hold. | 1.2744 | 0.04266 | 164 | 127 | 29 | 8 |
1208 | Don’t worry, I never text while riding. | 1.2744 | 0.04087 | 164 | 125 | 33 | 6 |
1209 | 911 whats your emergency | 1.2744 | 0.03994 | 164 | 124 | 35 | 5 |
1210 | No, silly, I am not sitting on the toilet. | 1.2744 | 0.04266 | 164 | 127 | 29 | 8 |
1211 | There are worse ways to make a buck. | 1.2733 | 0.04492 | 161 | 127 | 24 | 10 |
1212 | And so I go, ‘Hold your horses!’ | 1.2733 | 0.04225 | 161 | 124 | 30 | 7 |
1213 | No worries. It will be obsolete before I hit the ground. | 1.2733 | 0.04577 | 161 | 128 | 22 | 11 |
1214 | Sure, the commute is longer, but you can't beat the rents out here!" | 1.2733 | 0.04132 | 161 | 123 | 32 | 6 |
1215 | I'm going to Airplane Mode now. Love you! | 1.2733 | 0.03939 | 161 | 121 | 36 | 4 |
1216 | I can’t commit to anything - I’m up in the air at the moment. | 1.2733 | 0.04225 | 161 | 124 | 30 | 7 |
1217 | I've got the horse right here. . . | 1.2733 | 0.04405 | 161 | 126 | 26 | 9 |
1218 | Well it's definitely an improvement over the bull, Terry | 1.2733 | 0.04132 | 161 | 123 | 32 | 6 |
1219 | I've just been unfriended. | 1.2733 | 0.04132 | 161 | 123 | 32 | 6 |
1220 | Call you back. I’m about to lose my signal... | 1.2733 | 0.04225 | 161 | 124 | 30 | 7 |
1221 | Ha ha! No, I'm just horsin' around. | 1.2733 | 0.04405 | 161 | 126 | 26 | 9 |
1222 | I'll be off in a second | 1.2733 | 0.04225 | 161 | 124 | 30 | 7 |
1223 | Hold on, I'm Breaking up. | 1.2733 | 0.04132 | 161 | 123 | 32 | 6 |
1224 | Mom, I’m a little busy right now. | 1.2733 | 0.03939 | 161 | 121 | 36 | 4 |
1225 | Janet, I think you may have been right after all about the advantages of bluetooth earphone. | 1.2733 | 0.04132 | 161 | 123 | 32 | 6 |
1226 | So far, this feels EXACTLY like the virtual reality version! | 1.2733 | 0.04405 | 161 | 126 | 26 | 9 |
1227 | I was on hold... | 1.2733 | 0.04316 | 161 | 125 | 28 | 8 |
1228 | Well, NOW it's a flip phone. | 1.2733 | 0.04492 | 161 | 127 | 24 | 10 |
1229 | No, everything is good dear. Why do you ask? | 1.2733 | 0.04132 | 161 | 123 | 32 | 6 |
1230 | Not much. Just out for a ride. What are you up to? | 1.2733 | 0.04492 | 161 | 127 | 24 | 10 |
1231 | In fairness, the Craigslist ad did say I could have him for one buck. | 1.2733 | 0.03840 | 161 | 120 | 38 | 3 |
1232 | I knew he was a horse trader, but I thought I was getting a Ford Bronco. | 1.2733 | 0.04492 | 161 | 127 | 24 | 10 |
1233 | I’m using a flip phone, so service is a little shaky | 1.2733 | 0.04316 | 161 | 125 | 28 | 8 |
1234 | Hang on a second, I'm dismounting to take your call. | 1.2733 | 0.04225 | 161 | 124 | 30 | 7 |
1235 | Mind if I put you on speaker? | 1.2733 | 0.04316 | 161 | 125 | 28 | 8 |
1236 | Not doing much, just horsing around. | 1.2733 | 0.04225 | 161 | 124 | 30 | 7 |
1237 | Gambling with other people's savings just wasn't exposing me to enough personal risk. | 1.2733 | 0.04132 | 161 | 123 | 32 | 6 |
1238 | No, don't put me on hold! | 1.2733 | 0.04492 | 161 | 127 | 24 | 10 |
1239 | Please continue to hold. Your call will be answered in the order received. | 1.2733 | 0.04405 | 161 | 126 | 26 | 9 |
1240 | Hi! All good. Things just up in the air! | 1.2733 | 0.04225 | 161 | 124 | 30 | 7 |
1241 | And I got fired by the president all in the same day, what are the odds? | 1.2733 | 0.04132 | 161 | 123 | 32 | 6 |
1242 | Relax, will you? It’s only illegal to talk on your cell phone if you’re driving a CAR! | 1.2733 | 0.04132 | 161 | 123 | 32 | 6 |
1243 | Reins? | 1.2733 | 0.04225 | 161 | 124 | 30 | 7 |
1244 | I said, "Don't touch me there!" | 1.2733 | 0.04037 | 161 | 122 | 34 | 5 |
1245 | Yeah, I don't think I'm gonna get back on the horse. | 1.2733 | 0.04037 | 161 | 122 | 34 | 5 |
1246 | Just trying to buck the white collar worker stereotype | 1.2733 | 0.04492 | 161 | 127 | 24 | 10 |
1247 | I'm test driving a new mustang... it's just a mid-life crisis thing... Gotta hang up. | 1.2733 | 0.04037 | 161 | 122 | 34 | 5 |
1248 | It's not as smooth a ride as my old Mustang. | 1.2733 | 0.04405 | 161 | 126 | 26 | 9 |
1249 | I am being bucked off...I'm at a therapy dude ranch for cellphone addicts. | 1.2733 | 0.04316 | 161 | 125 | 28 | 8 |
1250 | This isn't quite what I meant by 'a fast buck'... | 1.2733 | 0.04225 | 161 | 124 | 30 | 7 |
1251 | Let me tell you, there is nothing like connecting with nature... | 1.2733 | 0.04405 | 161 | 126 | 26 | 9 |
1252 | Let me bounce this off you | 1.2733 | 0.04405 | 161 | 126 | 26 | 9 |
1253 | The President said what?! | 1.2733 | 0.04577 | 161 | 128 | 22 | 11 |
1254 | Don't worry, this isn't my first rodeo. | 1.2733 | 0.04225 | 161 | 124 | 30 | 7 |
1255 | Whoa, gotta go! My minutes are up! | 1.2733 | 0.03840 | 161 | 120 | 38 | 3 |
1256 | No, no! I said "Hold on, I'm getting BUCKED hard!" | 1.2733 | 0.04405 | 161 | 126 | 26 | 9 |
1257 | 'Hallo, IT support? How do I exit this game?' | 1.2733 | 0.04492 | 161 | 127 | 24 | 10 |
1258 | Oooooh, I thought you said to go BUCK myself. | 1.2733 | 0.04225 | 161 | 124 | 30 | 7 |
1259 | Hold on, I'm getting kicked off the network. | 1.2733 | 0.04577 | 161 | 128 | 22 | 11 |
1260 | Nah, just your usual ups and downs... | 1.2733 | 0.04037 | 161 | 122 | 34 | 5 |
1261 | On my way, sir! I'm flying over Wyoming right now. | 1.2733 | 0.04316 | 161 | 125 | 28 | 8 |
1262 | The Oft-forgotten Modernist Dressage | 1.2733 | 0.04132 | 161 | 123 | 32 | 6 |
1263 | Of course I’m happy I left the White House. | 1.2733 | 0.04492 | 161 | 127 | 24 | 10 |
1264 | They said it would never work, but the epileptic stallion and the masochist cowboy lived happily ever after. | 1.2733 | 0.04225 | 161 | 124 | 30 | 7 |
1265 | No sweetheart, I don't think Santa is giving you a Pony this year... | 1.2733 | 0.04405 | 161 | 126 | 26 | 9 |
1266 | Hold on, you'll get a kick out of this. | 1.2733 | 0.04037 | 161 | 122 | 34 | 5 |
1267 | My new VR desk is legit. | 1.2733 | 0.04492 | 161 | 127 | 24 | 10 |
1268 | I get no kick from champagne... | 1.2733 | 0.04132 | 161 | 123 | 32 | 6 |
1269 | No,boss. I'm right here in the office,trying to stay on top of,uh ... things. | 1.2733 | 0.04225 | 161 | 124 | 30 | 7 |
1270 | Bucking the odds, I'd say I'll be late for dinner." | 1.2733 | 0.04316 | 161 | 125 | 28 | 8 |
1271 | Some kind of team building event. | 1.2733 | 0.04316 | 161 | 125 | 28 | 8 |
1272 | The commute is rough but I do love working outdoors. | 1.2733 | 0.03939 | 161 | 121 | 36 | 4 |
1273 | At the dude ranch, you totally forget all your other problems! | 1.2733 | 0.04492 | 161 | 127 | 24 | 10 |
1274 | Got it! If I live, this goes viral! | 1.2722 | 0.03822 | 169 | 127 | 38 | 4 |
1275 | Hold on while I take a selfie. | 1.2716 | 0.04292 | 162 | 126 | 28 | 8 |
1276 | Yes, he can talk. He just said, "Get on, I'll give you a ride to remember." | 1.2716 | 0.04202 | 162 | 125 | 30 | 7 |
1277 | He just bucked me off! This is so much more fun than virtual reality! Yes, I'll call you from the emergency room! | 1.2716 | 0.04381 | 162 | 127 | 26 | 9 |
1278 | I've decided on the Mustang — it has more kick. | 1.2716 | 0.04015 | 162 | 123 | 34 | 5 |
1279 | Darling, i'm having a lovely time, but if we' d get cut off would you mind calling an ambulance? | 1.2716 | 0.04381 | 162 | 127 | 26 | 9 |
1280 | I tend to ignore my problems until they hit me in the face. | 1.2704 | 0.04609 | 159 | 127 | 21 | 11 |
1281 | And…there will be no more talk about gelding. | 1.2704 | 0.04342 | 159 | 124 | 27 | 8 |
1282 | I need a horse whisper ASAP | 1.2704 | 0.04342 | 159 | 124 | 27 | 8 |
1283 | Absolutely, Marge. I'll be off in just a second. | 1.2704 | 0.04155 | 159 | 122 | 31 | 6 |
1284 | Guess what... I took your advice about moving to the broncs to get into freelance riding. | 1.2704 | 0.04155 | 159 | 122 | 31 | 6 |
1285 | Call me back. I am going to be out for awhile. | 1.2704 | 0.04250 | 159 | 123 | 29 | 7 |
1286 | Sorry, my call might get dropped! | 1.2704 | 0.04155 | 159 | 122 | 31 | 6 |
1287 | Herb, let me call you right back. I am just about to land. | 1.2704 | 0.04058 | 159 | 121 | 33 | 5 |
1288 | This isn't what I meant by 'add a contract rider'... | 1.2704 | 0.04433 | 159 | 125 | 25 | 9 |
1289 | Can you hold | 1.2704 | 0.04058 | 159 | 121 | 33 | 5 |
1290 | Ok, now one more time for my Snapchat! | 1.2704 | 0.04250 | 159 | 123 | 29 | 7 |
1291 | My wife also throws a fit when I talk on my cell when she is in the room. | 1.2704 | 0.04250 | 159 | 123 | 29 | 7 |
1292 | This is SO much better than the corporate life! | 1.2704 | 0.04342 | 159 | 124 | 27 | 8 |
1293 | Wait'll you see the selfie I took! | 1.2704 | 0.04342 | 159 | 124 | 27 | 8 |
1294 | I've never felt more alive! | 1.2704 | 0.03959 | 159 | 120 | 35 | 4 |
1295 | You didn't hear me correctly, I said I ve just been bucked! | 1.2704 | 0.04433 | 159 | 125 | 25 | 9 |
1296 | I'll call you back. We're losing our connection. | 1.2704 | 0.03959 | 159 | 120 | 35 | 4 |
1297 | Are you buckin' kiddin' me! | 1.2704 | 0.04342 | 159 | 124 | 27 | 8 |
1298 | Hold on, I’m getting another call. | 1.2704 | 0.04250 | 159 | 123 | 29 | 7 |
1299 | I cant text while I'm riding! | 1.2704 | 0.04342 | 159 | 124 | 27 | 8 |
1300 | Hold on, let me put on speakerphone. | 1.2704 | 0.04433 | 159 | 125 | 25 | 9 |
1301 | Just tryin’ to make a buck. How ‘bout you? | 1.2704 | 0.04250 | 159 | 123 | 29 | 7 |
1302 | Can I call you back? I took an inexpensive alternative to Uber and my driver and I just got into an argument. | 1.2704 | 0.04433 | 159 | 125 | 25 | 9 |
1303 | No, I never text and ride... | 1.2704 | 0.04250 | 159 | 123 | 29 | 7 |
1304 | Meet me at the gate. I'm about to land. | 1.2704 | 0.04250 | 159 | 123 | 29 | 7 |
1305 | I'm sorry, I'm going to have to take this! | 1.2704 | 0.04155 | 159 | 122 | 31 | 6 |
1306 | Hi honey. Buy some insurance. | 1.2704 | 0.03959 | 159 | 120 | 35 | 4 |
1307 | I'll betcha can't guess where I am right now | 1.2704 | 0.04342 | 159 | 124 | 27 | 8 |
1308 | Hold on, I'm about to hit a dead zone. | 1.2704 | 0.04433 | 159 | 125 | 25 | 9 |
1309 | Don't worry I am not driving. | 1.2688 | 0.04409 | 160 | 126 | 25 | 9 |
1310 | I should have just called an Uber. | 1.2688 | 0.04318 | 160 | 125 | 27 | 8 |
1311 | Hey, gotta go. Widow Maker, here, has got a bug up her you know what. | 1.2675 | 0.04275 | 157 | 122 | 28 | 7 |
1312 | I don’t think I’m going to be in work tomorrow. | 1.2675 | 0.04462 | 157 | 124 | 24 | 9 |
1313 | You've caught me at a bad time, Margaret. | 1.2675 | 0.04080 | 157 | 120 | 32 | 5 |
1314 | Hey, I may lose you in a bit" | 1.2675 | 0.03978 | 157 | 119 | 34 | 4 |
1315 | Hello, Manulife? I like to change my deductible please. | 1.2675 | 0.04553 | 157 | 125 | 22 | 10 |
1316 | Yeah, it's called the 'Cowboy Experience,' I found a coupon online! | 1.2675 | 0.04462 | 157 | 124 | 24 | 9 |
1317 | Hi honey. I’m on the hor.... Scratch that; I’m OFF the horse. | 1.2671 | 0.04015 | 161 | 123 | 33 | 5 |
1318 | Never text and ride | 1.2662 | 0.04226 | 154 | 119 | 29 | 6 |
1319 | It’s a dynamic work environment! | 1.2662 | 0.04226 | 154 | 119 | 29 | 6 |
1320 | Siri! Call an ambulance! | 1.2662 | 0.04326 | 154 | 120 | 27 | 7 |
1321 | Never a horse that couldn't be rode, never a suit that couldn't be throwed | 1.2662 | 0.04125 | 154 | 118 | 31 | 5 |
1322 | Howdy! My plans are a bit up in the air, but I have a few secs to chat... | 1.2662 | 0.04226 | 154 | 119 | 29 | 6 |
1323 | Siri, where is the nearest rodeo clown? | 1.2662 | 0.04020 | 154 | 117 | 33 | 4 |
1324 | Hold on...I have to take a selfie! | 1.2662 | 0.04125 | 154 | 118 | 31 | 5 |
1325 | And then I was, like, 'whoah!' | 1.2662 | 0.04423 | 154 | 121 | 25 | 8 |
1326 | On second thought, cancel the turkey on whole wheat with sprouts to-go and send an ambulance | 1.2662 | 0.04326 | 154 | 120 | 27 | 7 |
1327 | Dr. Doe? Yes, I'm calling to see if you have an opening for an appointment on Monday. You do? Great! | 1.2662 | 0.04020 | 154 | 117 | 33 | 4 |
1328 | Playful rascal, ain't ya? | 1.2662 | 0.04517 | 154 | 122 | 23 | 9 |
1329 | Hey, I'll call you back after I land. | 1.2662 | 0.04020 | 154 | 117 | 33 | 4 |
1330 | Sorry but I can't talk right now. I just took off. | 1.2662 | 0.04020 | 154 | 117 | 33 | 4 |
1331 | whoa, hold on. I've got to take this fall. | 1.2662 | 0.04423 | 154 | 121 | 25 | 8 |
1332 | I'm finally living my best life. | 1.2662 | 0.04226 | 154 | 119 | 29 | 6 |
1333 | Woo hoo, 5G! | 1.2662 | 0.04423 | 154 | 121 | 25 | 8 |
1334 | A buck a minute, no way! | 1.2662 | 0.04125 | 154 | 118 | 31 | 5 |
1335 | Can I call you back? Something's just thrown me. | 1.2662 | 0.04423 | 154 | 121 | 25 | 8 |
1336 | Honey, there's a good chance I won't be home for supper tonight or any night. | 1.2662 | 0.04020 | 154 | 117 | 33 | 4 |
1337 | And a few kickbacks never hurt, either!" | 1.2662 | 0.04326 | 154 | 120 | 27 | 7 |
1338 | Not much, just horsing around. How about you? | 1.2662 | 0.04423 | 154 | 121 | 25 | 8 |
1339 | Yeah! Unlimited data. And it only cost me a few bucks! | 1.2662 | 0.04020 | 154 | 117 | 33 | 4 |
1340 | I need a ride home. | 1.2662 | 0.04125 | 154 | 118 | 31 | 5 |
1341 | Ha ha. That's amazing. You always make my life seem so boring. | 1.2662 | 0.04226 | 154 | 119 | 29 | 6 |
1342 | Can you hold a second I've got to take this fall? | 1.2662 | 0.04226 | 154 | 119 | 29 | 6 |
1343 | Let me call you back, I've just been bumped from my trip home. | 1.2662 | 0.04226 | 154 | 119 | 29 | 6 |
1344 | Yeah, um...can I call you back in a couple of minutes? | 1.2662 | 0.04226 | 154 | 119 | 29 | 6 |
1345 | What comes after, "Yippee ki yay?" | 1.2662 | 0.04423 | 154 | 121 | 25 | 8 |
1346 | I'll show you how to make a buck! | 1.2662 | 0.04226 | 154 | 119 | 29 | 6 |
1347 | No, I’ve got time to talk. | 1.2662 | 0.04517 | 154 | 122 | 23 | 9 |
1348 | Honey this will be the perfect place to send your mother! | 1.2662 | 0.04326 | 154 | 120 | 27 | 7 |
1349 | No, goat yoga is so yesterday. Trust me. Horses! Horses! | 1.2662 | 0.04226 | 154 | 119 | 29 | 6 |
1350 | Five seconds better than last year. | 1.2662 | 0.04423 | 154 | 121 | 25 | 8 |
1351 | Oh, no honey, it’s just Jake, from State Farm | 1.2662 | 0.04125 | 154 | 118 | 31 | 5 |
1352 | I just took a great selfie riding with no hands | 1.2662 | 0.04226 | 154 | 119 | 29 | 6 |
1353 | I don't know. I can think of worse ways to make a buck. | 1.2662 | 0.04226 | 154 | 119 | 29 | 6 |
1354 | I’ll be there as soon as I can. Something came up. | 1.2662 | 0.04326 | 154 | 120 | 27 | 7 |
1355 | And this is my first dismount! | 1.2662 | 0.04125 | 154 | 118 | 31 | 5 |
1356 | Sorry! It must have been a butt call. | 1.2662 | 0.04226 | 154 | 119 | 29 | 6 |
1357 | Hey, cowboy, you do what you want, but I ain't jumping' that fence for a lousy bunch of hay. | 1.2635 | 0.04732 | 148 | 119 | 19 | 10 |
1358 | Honey, can I call you right back? I'm in the middle of something. | 1.2632 | 0.04451 | 152 | 120 | 24 | 8 |
1359 | Could I put you on hold? I have another fall coming..." | 1.2632 | 0.04251 | 152 | 118 | 28 | 6 |
1360 | I'll give you another update when I land. | 1.2632 | 0.04041 | 152 | 116 | 32 | 4 |
1361 | How did "City Slickers 2" end? | 1.2632 | 0.04352 | 152 | 119 | 26 | 7 |
1362 | 'I shouldn't have Call to the Post as my ringtone.' | 1.2632 | 0.04352 | 152 | 119 | 26 | 7 |
1363 | Hi Mom, no, no, now’s a good time. | 1.2632 | 0.04147 | 152 | 117 | 30 | 5 |
1364 | Mrs. Jones, I understand you feel the market's been volatile, but volatility is all relative. | 1.2632 | 0.04251 | 152 | 118 | 28 | 6 |
1365 | Me? Nothing, just horsing around. | 1.2632 | 0.04736 | 152 | 123 | 18 | 11 |
1366 | As a matter of fact, this IS my first rodeo. | 1.2632 | 0.04251 | 152 | 118 | 28 | 6 |
1367 | I'm thinking about going into glue. | 1.2632 | 0.04352 | 152 | 119 | 26 | 7 |
1368 | It’s like virtual reality but there’s more of a kick. | 1.2614 | 0.04226 | 153 | 119 | 28 | 6 |
1369 | No, boss! I said bucked offffffff! | 1.2614 | 0.04018 | 153 | 117 | 32 | 4 |
1370 | I'm telling you, Lennie, the public is tired of Dancing with the Stars. Dancing with Horses is the next big thing. | 1.2603 | 0.04353 | 146 | 114 | 26 | 6 |
1371 | I'll call you back the moment I regain consciousness. | 1.2600 | 0.04579 | 150 | 120 | 21 | 9 |
1372 | I’m flying right now; I’ll call you back when we land. | 1.2600 | 0.04276 | 150 | 117 | 27 | 6 |
1373 | Good one, Thunder, but wait till I get my spurs on! | 1.2600 | 0.04061 | 150 | 115 | 31 | 4 |
1374 | Press record! Press record! | 1.2600 | 0.04379 | 150 | 118 | 25 | 7 |
1375 | Well, I got worse news a half a second ago | 1.2600 | 0.04170 | 150 | 116 | 29 | 5 |
1376 | So next Wednesday works for you? | 1.2600 | 0.04170 | 150 | 116 | 29 | 5 |
1377 | You can lead a horse to water but he really doesn’t like business talk. | 1.2600 | 0.04480 | 150 | 119 | 23 | 8 |
1378 | Yea, I'm having a rough day! | 1.2600 | 0.04276 | 150 | 117 | 27 | 6 |
1379 | I'm flying through the air with the greatest of ease! | 1.2600 | 0.04276 | 150 | 117 | 27 | 6 |
1380 | I'm running late and I'll need wheelchair access. | 1.2600 | 0.04770 | 150 | 122 | 17 | 11 |
1381 | Yeah, almost home, honey | 1.2600 | 0.04480 | 150 | 119 | 23 | 8 |
1382 | Busy?...No, just horsin around. Whatsup? | 1.2600 | 0.04379 | 150 | 118 | 25 | 7 |
1383 | There's a chance the call may be dropped. | 1.2600 | 0.04061 | 150 | 115 | 31 | 4 |
1384 | Gotta go - need to switch to Airplane Mode. | 1.2600 | 0.04276 | 150 | 117 | 27 | 6 |
1385 | Yeah, it’s this new cell phone plan—only a buck a day. | 1.2600 | 0.04276 | 150 | 117 | 27 | 6 |
1386 | including the hula hoop was my big mistake | 1.2600 | 0.04676 | 150 | 121 | 19 | 10 |
1387 | Can I open my eyes now? | 1.2600 | 0.04579 | 150 | 120 | 21 | 9 |
1388 | This is so much better than being a desk jockey. | 1.2600 | 0.04579 | 150 | 120 | 21 | 9 |
1389 | Hold on let me grab my pen | 1.2600 | 0.04061 | 150 | 115 | 31 | 4 |
1390 | It's still much safer than cars | 1.2600 | 0.03949 | 150 | 114 | 33 | 3 |
1391 | He said I could ride him for a buck. | 1.2600 | 0.04379 | 150 | 118 | 25 | 7 |
1392 | Yeah, honey, the team building day is going great. | 1.2600 | 0.04170 | 150 | 116 | 29 | 5 |
1393 | I love you too Babe! | 1.2600 | 0.04170 | 150 | 116 | 29 | 5 |
1394 | I'm not horsing around. Things are really up in the air right now. | 1.2600 | 0.04170 | 150 | 116 | 29 | 5 |
1395 | How fast can you deliver a riding helmet? | 1.2600 | 0.04480 | 150 | 119 | 23 | 8 |
1396 | Ok pal,here’s were you get off. Have a nice day. | 1.2600 | 0.04276 | 150 | 117 | 27 | 6 |
1397 | Still better than the office | 1.2600 | 0.04276 | 150 | 117 | 27 | 6 |
1398 | Huh, ...he must think I said, buck-off" | 1.2600 | 0.04770 | 150 | 122 | 17 | 11 |
1399 | Noooo, I'm not texting while riding! | 1.2600 | 0.04579 | 150 | 120 | 21 | 9 |
1400 | I thought you said there was an App for this. | 1.2600 | 0.04276 | 150 | 117 | 27 | 6 |
1401 | I may lose you in a moment. | 1.2600 | 0.04276 | 150 | 117 | 27 | 6 |
1402 | I might be late. | 1.2600 | 0.04276 | 150 | 117 | 27 | 6 |
1403 | Just a tad bumpier than a Manhattan cab ride. | 1.2600 | 0.04276 | 150 | 117 | 27 | 6 |
1404 | Of course I’m not texting! | 1.2600 | 0.03949 | 150 | 114 | 33 | 3 |
1405 | I'm using my rollover minutes. | 1.2600 | 0.04170 | 150 | 116 | 29 | 5 |
1406 | Feels like a million bucks! | 1.2600 | 0.04379 | 150 | 118 | 25 | 7 |
1407 | So then she said, 'you'll never last 8 seconds.' And I was like, "I'll show you!" | 1.2600 | 0.03949 | 150 | 114 | 33 | 3 |
1408 | Nothing that can't wait... | 1.2600 | 0.04276 | 150 | 117 | 27 | 6 |
1409 | Hello ? Dressage hotline ? | 1.2600 | 0.04276 | 150 | 117 | 27 | 6 |
1410 | Why am I in Wyoming? | 1.2600 | 0.04379 | 150 | 118 | 25 | 7 |
1411 | Anthony Scaramucci finds a career he can hold onto "long term" | 1.2600 | 0.04480 | 150 | 119 | 23 | 8 |
1412 | Nah, I'm not busy. | 1.2600 | 0.04379 | 150 | 118 | 25 | 7 |
1413 | Hang on, Jeff. This could be the horse people calling back now. | 1.2600 | 0.04480 | 150 | 119 | 23 | 8 |
1414 | Dad! My internship's going great! | 1.2600 | 0.04579 | 150 | 120 | 21 | 9 |
1415 | I'm switching to airplane mode for safety." | 1.2600 | 0.04170 | 150 | 116 | 29 | 5 |
1416 | Hang on, I'm getting another call. | 1.2600 | 0.04379 | 150 | 118 | 25 | 7 |
1417 | You get the same cathartic beat down without the unstable cult leader with multiple personalities! | 1.2600 | 0.04276 | 150 | 117 | 27 | 6 |
1418 | I'm sorry, honey, but Daddy's a little busy right now. | 1.2600 | 0.03949 | 150 | 114 | 33 | 3 |
1419 | Hi, I’d like to add “Horse Accident” to my insurance plan – effective immediately. | 1.2600 | 0.04379 | 150 | 118 | 25 | 7 |
1420 | I know, the caption contest hasn't been fun for years. | 1.2600 | 0.04379 | 150 | 118 | 25 | 7 |
1421 | It’s gonna hurt for a while, but I have a great selfie. | 1.2600 | 0.04170 | 150 | 116 | 29 | 5 |
1422 | About to land. I'll call you when we're at the gate. | 1.2600 | 0.04276 | 150 | 117 | 27 | 6 |
1423 | You know how you keep telling me not to drive and use my cell phone? I think I can add another place I shouldn't. | 1.2585 | 0.03872 | 147 | 111 | 34 | 2 |
1424 | That's great! Hey, my phone is about to die... | 1.2585 | 0.04433 | 147 | 116 | 24 | 7 |
1425 | Yes, I would like to take a brief survey. | 1.2585 | 0.03991 | 147 | 112 | 32 | 3 |
1426 | Believe it or not, Rachel, I’m having a bucking good time. | 1.2585 | 0.04327 | 147 | 115 | 26 | 6 |
1427 | Well there's being thrown and then there's being thrown for a loop and right now I'm in the latter. | 1.2585 | 0.04638 | 147 | 118 | 20 | 9 |
1428 | Ha! - You should see me when I'm off my meds. | 1.2585 | 0.04327 | 147 | 115 | 26 | 6 |
1429 | Did you say "stirrups?" | 1.2585 | 0.04327 | 147 | 115 | 26 | 6 |
1430 | I promise you honey, I’m not horsing around again! | 1.2585 | 0.04537 | 147 | 117 | 22 | 8 |
1431 | I have no clue why they call this dude ranch, "Broke Back Mountain." | 1.2585 | 0.04106 | 147 | 113 | 30 | 4 |
1432 | It looks like I won’t be getting back to you on that. | 1.2585 | 0.04218 | 147 | 114 | 28 | 5 |
1433 | I'll text you when I land at the gate. | 1.2585 | 0.04433 | 147 | 116 | 24 | 7 |
1434 | Tell corporate I'm not in the race anymore | 1.2585 | 0.03991 | 147 | 112 | 32 | 3 |
1435 | It may be my last Selfie, but it will be a great Selfie! | 1.2585 | 0.04327 | 147 | 115 | 26 | 6 |
1436 | Yep - that's the concussion kicking in. | 1.2585 | 0.04433 | 147 | 116 | 24 | 7 |
1437 | Wait . . . what sort of "hits" were you talking about? | 1.2585 | 0.04327 | 147 | 115 | 26 | 6 |
1438 | I'll call you back. I'm going through a pummel. | 1.2585 | 0.04218 | 147 | 114 | 28 | 5 |
1439 | It's okay, in Wyoming it's legal to use a cell phone while operating a vehicle. | 1.2585 | 0.04433 | 147 | 116 | 24 | 7 |
1440 | Ha ha, you said "you should take a bus to the Bronx" not "you should take to bustin' Broncs". | 1.2585 | 0.04218 | 147 | 114 | 28 | 5 |
1441 | Hands free, my ass! | 1.2585 | 0.04218 | 147 | 114 | 28 | 5 |
1442 | Just a quick Hi and Bye: I'm about to lose consciousness. | 1.2585 | 0.04537 | 147 | 117 | 22 | 8 |
1443 | Well, let me tell you, this is the last time I’m taking Uber. | 1.2585 | 0.04218 | 147 | 114 | 28 | 5 |
1444 | Hold for a second. I have to get this. | 1.2585 | 0.04327 | 147 | 115 | 26 | 6 |
1445 | ...So I said "Horses? They LOVE me." | 1.2585 | 0.04327 | 147 | 115 | 26 | 6 |
1446 | It’s okay. I’m hands free. | 1.2585 | 0.04327 | 147 | 115 | 26 | 6 |
1447 | Great news! My insurer says my rates won't go up after one accident. | 1.2585 | 0.03991 | 147 | 112 | 32 | 3 |
1448 | Do you think I would really tell you, even if this was my first rodeo | 1.2585 | 0.04106 | 147 | 113 | 30 | 4 |
1449 | No bucked...I'm getting bucked. The deals fine. | 1.2585 | 0.04433 | 147 | 116 | 24 | 7 |
1450 | Yeah, the reception here is not good either. | 1.2585 | 0.04327 | 147 | 115 | 26 | 6 |
1451 | I have to stop texting while droving! | 1.2585 | 0.04327 | 147 | 115 | 26 | 6 |
1452 | So much for this bucket list. | 1.2585 | 0.04327 | 147 | 115 | 26 | 6 |
1453 | And for a few extra bucks, I get ten free apps. | 1.2585 | 0.04537 | 147 | 117 | 22 | 8 |
1454 | One rodeo clown, please. | 1.2585 | 0.04738 | 147 | 119 | 18 | 10 |
1455 | Boy, am I getting a bang for my buck! | 1.2585 | 0.04327 | 147 | 115 | 26 | 6 |
1456 | This merger's been a damn rodeo." | 1.2585 | 0.04433 | 147 | 116 | 24 | 7 |
1457 | Please put me back on hold. | 1.2585 | 0.04327 | 147 | 115 | 26 | 6 |
1458 | Hahahahaha! I can't believe you're still on a flip phone! | 1.2585 | 0.04433 | 147 | 116 | 24 | 7 |
1459 | Hey, do you mind if I put you on hold for just a sec? | 1.2585 | 0.04433 | 147 | 116 | 24 | 7 |
1460 | I really thought a bucking bronco was some kind of SUV! | 1.2585 | 0.04327 | 147 | 115 | 26 | 6 |
1461 | Buck me? Ha-Ha-Ha! No! Ha-Ha-Ha! Buck you! Right! And the...Ha-Ha-Ha...the horse...Ha-Ha-Ha...you rode in on! | 1.2585 | 0.04433 | 147 | 116 | 24 | 7 |
1462 | On second thought, I will take that double indemnity package. | 1.2585 | 0.04218 | 147 | 114 | 28 | 5 |
1463 | Sure... I'm head over heels about you, baby! | 1.2585 | 0.04218 | 147 | 114 | 28 | 5 |
1464 | You'll never believe what I'm doing right now. | 1.2585 | 0.04327 | 147 | 115 | 26 | 6 |
1465 | Sure, I've got time to talk about better health insurance. | 1.2585 | 0.04738 | 147 | 119 | 18 | 10 |
1466 | I'm posting the picture on Facebook right now! | 1.2585 | 0.04106 | 147 | 113 | 30 | 4 |
1467 | Burt, you just gotta try this new trust-building exercise!" | 1.2585 | 0.04537 | 147 | 117 | 22 | 8 |
1468 | I'm trying out my new this-is-gonna-smartphone. | 1.2585 | 0.04738 | 147 | 119 | 18 | 10 |
1469 | I said the word IS instead of ISN'T. The sentence should have been, “This ISN'T my first rodeo." | 1.2585 | 0.04327 | 147 | 115 | 26 | 6 |
1470 | No, I said I'm "bucked" | 1.2585 | 0.04433 | 147 | 116 | 24 | 7 |
1471 | Can you hold? I've got to take another fall. | 1.2585 | 0.04218 | 147 | 114 | 28 | 5 |
1472 | Yeah, but the first 8 seconds are free. | 1.2585 | 0.04433 | 147 | 116 | 24 | 7 |
1473 | Todd unknowingly stepped out of the stock art photo and into some biting social commentary about the state of our democracy. | 1.2585 | 0.04433 | 147 | 116 | 24 | 7 |
1474 | Whoa!! Really? | 1.2585 | 0.04433 | 147 | 116 | 24 | 7 |
1475 | Hey Siri, Google 'affordable chiropractors.' | 1.2585 | 0.04327 | 147 | 115 | 26 | 6 |
1476 | Maybe you were right about distracted rodeo riding. | 1.2585 | 0.04327 | 147 | 115 | 26 | 6 |
1477 | Hey, this is my stop; I'll need to call you back. | 1.2585 | 0.04327 | 147 | 115 | 26 | 6 |
1478 | Help! I'm about to fall and won't be able to giddyup! | 1.2585 | 0.04433 | 147 | 116 | 24 | 7 |
1479 | Yes, I went back to the old flip phone! | 1.2585 | 0.04738 | 147 | 119 | 18 | 10 |
1480 | It’s like the Trump Whitehouse. | 1.2585 | 0.04537 | 147 | 117 | 22 | 8 |
1481 | Nothing much. What’s new with you? | 1.2585 | 0.04537 | 147 | 117 | 22 | 8 |
1482 | Oh, so THAT'S what you meant by hands-free! | 1.2585 | 0.04327 | 147 | 115 | 26 | 6 |
1483 | My new career as horse whisperer is off to a flying start. | 1.2585 | 0.04433 | 147 | 116 | 24 | 7 |
1484 | Hi--what is your return policy? | 1.2583 | 0.04353 | 151 | 119 | 25 | 7 |
1485 | Hi, honey. I've got a problem at work, so I'll be late for dinner. | 1.2583 | 0.04353 | 151 | 119 | 25 | 7 |
1486 | I won't need any extra minutes this month | 1.2583 | 0.04251 | 151 | 118 | 27 | 6 |
1487 | i got to find a better way to make a buck | 1.2583 | 0.04454 | 151 | 120 | 23 | 8 |
1488 | Gotta go! | 1.2583 | 0.04251 | 151 | 118 | 27 | 6 |
1489 | I have to say, I'm a little thrown off. | 1.2583 | 0.04251 | 151 | 118 | 27 | 6 |
1490 | I didn't say dump. I said jump ! | 1.2583 | 0.04454 | 151 | 120 | 23 | 8 |
1491 | It'll be great to see you! Just look for me at the ER. | 1.2568 | 0.03967 | 148 | 113 | 32 | 3 |
1492 | Back at ya! Gotta fly. | 1.2566 | 0.04122 | 152 | 118 | 29 | 5 |
1493 | You're bouncing me because I didn't follow the dress code?? | 1.2552 | 0.04671 | 145 | 117 | 19 | 9 |
1494 | hi, can you confirm my medical deductible in the next 2-3 seconds? | 1.2552 | 0.04353 | 145 | 114 | 25 | 6 |
1495 | Mom stop worrying...I'm fine. | 1.2552 | 0.04241 | 145 | 113 | 27 | 5 |
1496 | I think my agent sent me on the wrong cattle call ... | 1.2552 | 0.04241 | 145 | 113 | 27 | 5 |
1497 | Back up on the horse, just like you ordered, doc! | 1.2552 | 0.04461 | 145 | 115 | 23 | 7 |
1498 | Yeeee Haw...That was one fine Bar-mitzvah | 1.2552 | 0.04127 | 145 | 112 | 29 | 4 |
1499 | Can...you...hear...me...now? | 1.2552 | 0.04241 | 145 | 113 | 27 | 5 |
1500 | Hold on, I’m going into a tuck-and-roll. | 1.2552 | 0.04241 | 145 | 113 | 27 | 5 |
1501 | Great news! I'll be there right after the hospital stay. | 1.2552 | 0.04671 | 145 | 117 | 19 | 9 |
1502 | Gotta go. I only get eight seconds per call with my new plan. | 1.2552 | 0.04461 | 145 | 115 | 23 | 7 |
1503 | It's not how you get bucked off. It's how you land. | 1.2552 | 0.04127 | 145 | 112 | 29 | 4 |
1504 | Hi Sid. Please pay the premiums on all of my insurance policies, stat! | 1.2552 | 0.03888 | 145 | 110 | 33 | 2 |
1505 | Yep, you're a lot clearer now. | 1.2552 | 0.04241 | 145 | 113 | 27 | 5 |
1506 | Bustin a bronc, you? | 1.2552 | 0.04127 | 145 | 112 | 29 | 4 |
1507 | The things I'll do for a buck! | 1.2552 | 0.04241 | 145 | 113 | 27 | 5 |
1508 | Enjoying my last moments of full physical mobility. | 1.2552 | 0.04461 | 145 | 115 | 23 | 7 |
1509 | Is the enrollment period for Obamacare still open? | 1.2552 | 0.04461 | 145 | 115 | 23 | 7 |
1510 | Forget tech start ups. This is where the big bucks are. | 1.2552 | 0.04353 | 145 | 114 | 25 | 6 |
1511 | I'll do anything for a buck! | 1.2552 | 0.04461 | 145 | 115 | 23 | 7 |
1512 | My health insurance that doesn't cover pre-existing conditions starts when? | 1.2552 | 0.04241 | 145 | 113 | 27 | 5 |
1513 | Phil! I'm in Westworld and I still have no idea what's going on. | 1.2552 | 0.04353 | 145 | 114 | 25 | 6 |
1514 | Oh, nothing much. How about you? | 1.2552 | 0.04671 | 145 | 117 | 19 | 9 |
1515 | This actually is my first rodeo, are they dangerous? | 1.2552 | 0.04353 | 145 | 114 | 25 | 6 |
1516 | Hello Blue Cross? How quickly can you bind coverage? | 1.2552 | 0.04127 | 145 | 112 | 29 | 4 |
1517 | Whoa, boy, don't take it personal. 'And the horse you rode in on' is just a figure of speech. | 1.2535 | 0.04518 | 142 | 113 | 22 | 7 |
1518 | Whatever the readers pick, it will likely be stupid and unfunny. | 1.2535 | 0.05041 | 142 | 118 | 12 | 12 |
1519 | You caught me at a great time, Bill! No screaming kids in the background. | 1.2534 | 0.04102 | 146 | 113 | 29 | 4 |
1520 | I think it's time to trade in my mustang for a Mustang! | 1.2534 | 0.03865 | 146 | 111 | 33 | 2 |
1521 | Hands freeeeeeeeeeeee! | 1.2534 | 0.04434 | 146 | 116 | 23 | 7 |
1522 | It's lots better than VR, so far. | 1.2534 | 0.04326 | 146 | 115 | 25 | 6 |
1523 | It’s great here, no one’s on each other’s back. | 1.2517 | 0.04148 | 143 | 111 | 28 | 4 |
1524 | It's the only way I can get a signal! | 1.2517 | 0.04490 | 143 | 114 | 22 | 7 |
1525 | I think my “First Call” bugle horse race ringtone set him off. | 1.2517 | 0.04490 | 143 | 114 | 22 | 7 |
1526 | I'm right on it, Frau Blucher! | 1.2517 | 0.04704 | 143 | 116 | 18 | 9 |
1527 | My rider's I-phone conversation was insolent and he was not properly dressed for riding me. His tie is not a rider's tie. | 1.2517 | 0.04265 | 143 | 112 | 26 | 5 |
1528 | This has to be the 'Mother' of dropped calls! | 1.2517 | 0.04148 | 143 | 111 | 28 | 4 |
1529 | I may have overdressed, but so far so good! | 1.2517 | 0.04490 | 143 | 114 | 22 | 7 |
1530 | Love you too babe. But somebody is getting a little jealous. | 1.2517 | 0.04265 | 143 | 112 | 26 | 5 |
1531 | 'We're about to be disconnected. | 1.2517 | 0.04265 | 143 | 112 | 26 | 5 |
1532 | Hang on Dan, my Uber driver is getting an attitude | 1.2517 | 0.04490 | 143 | 114 | 22 | 7 |
1533 | An unstable relationship | 1.2517 | 0.04598 | 143 | 115 | 20 | 8 |
1534 | You can't get kicked off with a 4G signal. | 1.2517 | 0.04265 | 143 | 112 | 26 | 5 |
1535 | Cowboy? Not furlong. | 1.2517 | 0.04704 | 143 | 116 | 18 | 9 |
1536 | Wait, I have an incoming close call | 1.2517 | 0.04379 | 143 | 113 | 24 | 6 |
1537 | Next time, I promise myself to take an Uber! | 1.2517 | 0.04379 | 143 | 113 | 24 | 6 |
1538 | He just threw me and I'm going to be in the hospital for some time but it still beats being press secretary for Trump | 1.2517 | 0.04265 | 143 | 112 | 26 | 5 |
1539 | I think it's time I got back in the saddle at the office. | 1.2517 | 0.04490 | 143 | 114 | 22 | 7 |
1540 | Hello Uber, I think there’s been a mistake. | 1.2517 | 0.04265 | 143 | 112 | 26 | 5 |
1541 | Honey, is our insurance paid up? | 1.2517 | 0.04265 | 143 | 112 | 26 | 5 |
1542 | I wasn't texting | 1.2517 | 0.04379 | 143 | 113 | 24 | 6 |
1543 | Great time to talk. I’ve almost landed. | 1.2517 | 0.04027 | 143 | 110 | 30 | 3 |
1544 | Yes--literally really big bucks! | 1.2517 | 0.04379 | 143 | 113 | 24 | 6 |
1545 | I got an Uber for a buck. | 1.2517 | 0.04490 | 143 | 114 | 22 | 7 |
1546 | Over and out! | 1.2517 | 0.04598 | 143 | 115 | 20 | 8 |
1547 | OK, let me call you back in six months. | 1.2517 | 0.04704 | 143 | 116 | 18 | 9 |
1548 | A hands free device would be an improvement. | 1.2517 | 0.04265 | 143 | 112 | 26 | 5 |
1549 | Quick! Cancel my Four O'clock | 1.2517 | 0.04598 | 143 | 115 | 20 | 8 |
1550 | I couldn't believe Groupon was still a thing, either! | 1.2517 | 0.04379 | 143 | 113 | 24 | 6 |
1551 | You're loud and clear -- I've finally got three bars. | 1.2517 | 0.04379 | 143 | 113 | 24 | 6 |
1552 | Wrong number. | 1.2517 | 0.04379 | 143 | 113 | 24 | 6 |
1553 | Sounds great, I’ll hit the ground running with that. | 1.2517 | 0.04379 | 143 | 113 | 24 | 6 |
1554 | Can I call you back in a couple surgeries? | 1.2500 | 0.04316 | 140 | 110 | 25 | 5 |
1555 | I lost the reins, Harold. This deal just threw me for a loop. | 1.2500 | 0.04433 | 140 | 111 | 23 | 6 |
1556 | Listen Harry, I’ve got to go. My flight’s already in the air. | 1.2500 | 0.04316 | 140 | 110 | 25 | 5 |
1557 | It was going fine until I tried for a selfie!" | 1.2500 | 0.04195 | 140 | 109 | 27 | 4 |
1558 | Ever hear the one about dropped calls? | 1.2500 | 0.04570 | 144 | 116 | 20 | 8 |
1559 | You were right: this Uber driver is a real ass. | 1.2500 | 0.04352 | 144 | 114 | 24 | 6 |
1560 | Giddy DOWN! | 1.2500 | 0.04195 | 140 | 109 | 27 | 4 |
1561 | Yes Geico I'll hold | 1.2500 | 0.04316 | 140 | 110 | 25 | 5 |
1562 | No, I’m not on my high horse, I’m just bucking around | 1.2500 | 0.04660 | 140 | 113 | 19 | 8 |
1563 | That'll have to wait til Monday, Peter. Our team is having an offsite. | 1.2500 | 0.04660 | 140 | 113 | 19 | 8 |
1564 | The commute's a little rough. | 1.2500 | 0.04433 | 140 | 111 | 23 | 6 |
1565 | I'd like a quote for Health Insurance, please. | 1.2500 | 0.04433 | 140 | 111 | 23 | 6 |
1566 | Great news, doctor! Glad to hear the test results show no lasting effect from that bowling mishap! | 1.2500 | 0.04548 | 140 | 112 | 21 | 7 |
1567 | I really have to hang up now. | 1.2500 | 0.04316 | 140 | 110 | 25 | 5 |
1568 | She's an absolute joy to ride! And only 800 bucks! | 1.2500 | 0.04433 | 140 | 111 | 23 | 6 |
1569 | What a great Press Secretary I am going to be. | 1.2500 | 0.04462 | 144 | 115 | 22 | 7 |
1570 | Hey, lemme take a quick break and get back to you? | 1.2500 | 0.04548 | 140 | 112 | 21 | 7 |
1571 | Hold on a sec, I'm in the throes of a great idea! | 1.2500 | 0.04195 | 140 | 109 | 27 | 4 |
1572 | Yeah, having a real kick-ass time here! | 1.2500 | 0.04660 | 140 | 113 | 19 | 8 |
1573 | Ed - I'm stress-free for the first time since 2008! | 1.2500 | 0.04675 | 144 | 117 | 18 | 9 |
1574 | I get such a kick from rodeo ballet! | 1.2500 | 0.04433 | 140 | 111 | 23 | 6 |
1575 | Don’t be ridiculous, Honey. Of course I am using the Blue Tooth! | 1.2500 | 0.04071 | 140 | 108 | 29 | 3 |
1576 | I've decided to change carriers. | 1.2500 | 0.04071 | 140 | 108 | 29 | 3 |
1577 | You try bucking the trend for once. | 1.2500 | 0.04548 | 140 | 112 | 21 | 7 |
1578 | "Yipeee ki yay mo..........." | 1.2500 | 0.04462 | 144 | 115 | 22 | 7 |
1579 | Let me call you right back - I'm almost done here. | 1.2500 | 0.04433 | 140 | 111 | 23 | 6 |
1580 | Can you hold on a sec? I need to take this other call. | 1.2500 | 0.04433 | 140 | 111 | 23 | 6 |
1581 | How long will the survey take? | 1.2500 | 0.04548 | 140 | 112 | 21 | 7 |
1582 | Hi Hon, I've just picked up a couple of great positions we can try tonight! | 1.2500 | 0.04239 | 144 | 113 | 26 | 5 |
1583 | And you’re positive I’ll receive the full insurance benefit? | 1.2500 | 0.04433 | 140 | 111 | 23 | 6 |
1584 | Gotta hang up now...we're about to descend. | 1.2500 | 0.04071 | 140 | 108 | 29 | 3 |
1585 | Don't worry dear, I'm not driving. | 1.2500 | 0.04548 | 140 | 112 | 21 | 7 |
1586 | This wasn’t the mustang I was wishing for! | 1.2500 | 0.04316 | 140 | 110 | 25 | 5 |
1587 | Can't talk now, honey. I am roaming. | 1.2500 | 0.04316 | 140 | 110 | 25 | 5 |
1588 | Found one that will keep our kids away from their gadgets! | 1.2500 | 0.04433 | 140 | 111 | 23 | 6 |
1589 | Gotta go. The horse wants attention. | 1.2500 | 0.04433 | 140 | 111 | 23 | 6 |
1590 | OK, OK, I'm sorry I called you an "old nag"! | 1.2500 | 0.04660 | 140 | 113 | 19 | 8 |
1591 | Sorry, I can't hang on right now. | 1.2500 | 0.04195 | 140 | 109 | 27 | 4 |
1592 | It's so great to disconnect and experience life! | 1.2500 | 0.04548 | 140 | 112 | 21 | 7 |
1593 | Aw hell! I didn't last this long in the Trump White House! | 1.2500 | 0.04660 | 140 | 113 | 19 | 8 |
1594 | Hey, I'll call you back in a minute. | 1.2500 | 0.04660 | 140 | 113 | 19 | 8 |
1595 | SIRI -- rent me a wheelchair! | 1.2500 | 0.04548 | 140 | 112 | 21 | 7 |
1596 | I haven't had this much fun since my last prostate exam! | 1.2500 | 0.04195 | 140 | 109 | 27 | 4 |
1597 | I'll be landing soon. | 1.2500 | 0.04195 | 140 | 109 | 27 | 4 |
1598 | i'm gettin thrown off this bronco and i'm high as fuck on weed food and, sure i'll hold | 1.2500 | 0.04548 | 140 | 112 | 21 | 7 |
1599 | Oh honey! What a trail ride! I'll send you a selfie just as soon as I finish my dismount. | 1.2500 | 0.04433 | 140 | 111 | 23 | 6 |
1600 | K, boss. Gotta go hit the ground running. | 1.2500 | 0.04071 | 140 | 108 | 29 | 3 |
1601 | What? No, I'm listening to you; I'm not doing anything else right now. | 1.2500 | 0.04769 | 140 | 114 | 17 | 9 |
1602 | Sorry, something urgent has come up and I will not be able to make our appointment. | 1.2500 | 0.04352 | 144 | 114 | 24 | 6 |
1603 | I've got to bounce. Talk later? | 1.2500 | 0.04316 | 140 | 110 | 25 | 5 |
1604 | Can you imagine? Me? Not present in the moment? | 1.2500 | 0.04195 | 140 | 109 | 27 | 4 |
1605 | Sorry I gotta go, we're taking off. | 1.2500 | 0.04875 | 140 | 115 | 15 | 10 |
1606 | ...Thanks for calling Billy's Bucking Broncos customer service, please hold on while we connect your call... | 1.2500 | 0.04316 | 140 | 110 | 25 | 5 |
1607 | Hey Siri, how long does it take for a compound fracture to heal? | 1.2500 | 0.04195 | 140 | 109 | 27 | 4 |
1608 | Sorry, I’m kinda I’m the middle of something here | 1.2500 | 0.04003 | 144 | 111 | 30 | 3 |
1609 | Hang up and dial 911 , "Animal Control" | 1.2500 | 0.04195 | 140 | 109 | 27 | 4 |
1610 | Hello - I'd like to know how to use my rollover minutes! | 1.2500 | 0.04195 | 140 | 109 | 27 | 4 |
1611 | The moment Bill clinched the 2018 Darwin Awards. | 1.2500 | 0.04548 | 140 | 112 | 21 | 7 |
1612 | Hi! Horse can’t come to the phone right now. | 1.2500 | 0.04548 | 140 | 112 | 21 | 7 |
1613 | Babe, I am so getting me that wild Mustang I've always wanted. | 1.2500 | 0.04316 | 140 | 110 | 25 | 5 |
1614 | I'll call you back on a ground line | 1.2500 | 0.04239 | 144 | 113 | 26 | 5 |
1615 | I'm still up in the air about this Dude Ranch thing. | 1.2500 | 0.04433 | 140 | 111 | 23 | 6 |
1616 | I'll have to call you back, I'm going into a coma. | 1.2500 | 0.04660 | 140 | 113 | 19 | 8 |
1617 | This is the only way I can get off! | 1.2500 | 0.04352 | 144 | 114 | 24 | 6 |
1618 | On no one's bucket list - free falling, head first while talking on cell phone | 1.2500 | 0.04071 | 140 | 108 | 29 | 3 |
1619 | Of course it's safe to call from a horse. It's not like I'm driving a caaaaaaar! | 1.2500 | 0.03810 | 140 | 106 | 33 | 1 |
1620 | Seriously, the buck stops with me, right here, right now!! | 1.2500 | 0.04316 | 140 | 110 | 25 | 5 |
1621 | Can you hold on for a second while I take another fall? | 1.2500 | 0.04433 | 140 | 111 | 23 | 6 |
1622 | Nothing much . Just,you know, horsing around. | 1.2500 | 0.04071 | 140 | 108 | 29 | 3 |
1623 | I think I've been disconnected. | 1.2500 | 0.04316 | 140 | 110 | 25 | 5 |
1624 | Quick honey! Buy the supplemental insurance. | 1.2500 | 0.04195 | 140 | 109 | 27 | 4 |
1625 | And that's how I got the name - Big Text. | 1.2500 | 0.04548 | 140 | 112 | 21 | 7 |
1626 | Sorry I can't hold any longer. | 1.2500 | 0.04195 | 140 | 109 | 27 | 4 |
1627 | Ooooo, I like this new flip phone! | 1.2500 | 0.04352 | 144 | 114 | 24 | 6 |
1628 | Okay, now I understand why cowboys dress as they do! | 1.2500 | 0.04316 | 140 | 110 | 25 | 5 |
1629 | I'll call you back after I land. | 1.2500 | 0.04071 | 140 | 108 | 29 | 3 |
1630 | You picked a bad time to call me Lucille. | 1.2500 | 0.04316 | 140 | 110 | 25 | 5 |
1631 | Another credit card offer? | 1.2500 | 0.04316 | 140 | 110 | 25 | 5 |
1632 | Livin' the life, lovin' the bucks. | 1.2500 | 0.04433 | 140 | 111 | 23 | 6 |
1633 | Break dance lessons with Scout, how about you? | 1.2500 | 0.04195 | 140 | 109 | 27 | 4 |
1634 | This is gonna hurt, but at least I'm in a cartoon that can't include a Trump reference! | 1.2500 | 0.04316 | 140 | 110 | 25 | 5 |
1635 | You'd better cancel our dinner reservation . | 1.2500 | 0.04195 | 140 | 109 | 27 | 4 |
1636 | Great dance moves...we’re sure to win! | 1.2500 | 0.04316 | 140 | 110 | 25 | 5 |
1637 | And then I said, " What do you mean I can't get rodeo clown insurance?" | 1.2500 | 0.04433 | 140 | 111 | 23 | 6 |
1638 | To be perfectly honest, I'm quite happy where I am. | 1.2500 | 0.04433 | 140 | 111 | 23 | 6 |
1639 | Who's phoning please ? | 1.2482 | 0.04289 | 141 | 111 | 25 | 5 |
1640 | Still ... this ain't my first rodeo! | 1.2482 | 0.04630 | 141 | 114 | 19 | 8 |
1641 | Oh, I’m just horsing around. | 1.2482 | 0.04169 | 141 | 110 | 27 | 4 |
1642 | You were right! This IS easy! | 1.2482 | 0.04289 | 141 | 111 | 25 | 5 |
1643 | You wouldn’t believe the kickbacks! | 1.2482 | 0.04405 | 141 | 112 | 23 | 6 |
1644 | Right now, I really don’t give a flying buck. | 1.2482 | 0.03919 | 141 | 108 | 31 | 2 |
1645 | I'm officially stepping down to spend more time with family. | 1.2482 | 0.04169 | 141 | 110 | 27 | 4 |
1646 | I’ll be right down! | 1.2482 | 0.03787 | 141 | 107 | 33 | 1 |
1647 | No, I said yippee ki-yay, not trade trade trade. | 1.2482 | 0.04169 | 141 | 110 | 27 | 4 |
1648 | It only said "No TEXTING while riding." | 1.2482 | 0.04519 | 141 | 113 | 21 | 7 |
1649 | Agreed — the buck stops here. | 1.2482 | 0.04289 | 141 | 111 | 25 | 5 |
1650 | Sure, I’ll hold on. | 1.2482 | 0.04169 | 141 | 110 | 27 | 4 |
1651 | [Not a quote:] Typical 2018 White House Chief of Staff rotation | 1.2482 | 0.04169 | 141 | 110 | 27 | 4 |
1652 | Can I put on hold for a minute? | 1.2482 | 0.04046 | 141 | 109 | 29 | 3 |
1653 | You'll never guess where I'm headed. | 1.2482 | 0.04289 | 141 | 111 | 25 | 5 |
1654 | Is it the tie? | 1.2482 | 0.04844 | 141 | 116 | 15 | 10 |
1655 | That's why I get the big bucks! | 1.2482 | 0.04289 | 141 | 111 | 25 | 5 |
1656 | Maybe I'll see you later. I'll know very soon. | 1.2482 | 0.03919 | 141 | 108 | 31 | 2 |
1657 | Frankly, I don't give a buck! | 1.2482 | 0.04519 | 141 | 113 | 21 | 7 |
1658 | Oh! , Hi... Not much... Just horsing around. | 1.2482 | 0.04405 | 141 | 112 | 23 | 6 |
1659 | Schedule me for an urgent physical therapy appointment. | 1.2482 | 0.04519 | 141 | 113 | 21 | 7 |
1660 | Yeah. I would do anything for a buck. | 1.2482 | 0.04289 | 141 | 111 | 25 | 5 |
1661 | I can't stand people who ride the fence | 1.2482 | 0.04405 | 141 | 112 | 23 | 6 |
1662 | No, you're not interrupting me... I'm just horsing around. | 1.2482 | 0.04519 | 141 | 113 | 21 | 7 |
1663 | I feel overdressed. | 1.2482 | 0.04630 | 141 | 114 | 19 | 8 |
1664 | You'll never guess where I am right now. | 1.2482 | 0.04289 | 141 | 111 | 25 | 5 |
1665 | I've just stepped away from my desk, but if you leave your name, number and a brief message... | 1.2482 | 0.04405 | 141 | 112 | 23 | 6 |
1666 | So you DO want a second date? | 1.2464 | 0.04461 | 138 | 110 | 22 | 6 |
1667 | So I met this girl last week who said she liked horses | 1.2464 | 0.03958 | 138 | 106 | 30 | 2 |
1668 | Oh yeah I’m gonna miss my 2 o’clock! | 1.2464 | 0.04341 | 138 | 109 | 24 | 5 |
1669 | Me? pffft Of course I ride | 1.2464 | 0.03958 | 138 | 106 | 30 | 2 |
1670 | To all my Hippy friends, I've found a new way to get high. | 1.2464 | 0.04341 | 138 | 109 | 24 | 5 |
1671 | Yes, now I can hear you. | 1.2464 | 0.04090 | 138 | 107 | 28 | 3 |
1672 | I'm kidding! It know it wasn't you in The Godfather. | 1.2464 | 0.04804 | 138 | 113 | 16 | 9 |
1673 | Okay, next time you go right and I'll go left. | 1.2464 | 0.04341 | 138 | 109 | 24 | 5 |
1674 | I'm afraid we're going to have to fire Cheryl... I've found a new secretariat. | 1.2464 | 0.04217 | 138 | 108 | 26 | 4 |
1675 | I'm almost ready for that job interview in Texas. | 1.2464 | 0.04341 | 138 | 109 | 24 | 5 |
1676 | It's a lovely horse, the best horse! | 1.2444 | 0.04267 | 135 | 106 | 25 | 4 |
1677 | Yes, I'm talking hands-free, of course. | 1.2444 | 0.04639 | 135 | 109 | 19 | 7 |
1678 | May I call you back? My significant other is feeling ignored. | 1.2444 | 0.04757 | 135 | 110 | 17 | 8 |
1679 | This market just doesn’t feel like a bull. | 1.2444 | 0.04394 | 135 | 107 | 23 | 5 |
1680 | I shouldn't have fed him all those beans. | 1.2444 | 0.04518 | 135 | 108 | 21 | 6 |
1681 | Yep, just learning why you don't text and ride. | 1.2444 | 0.04518 | 135 | 108 | 21 | 6 |
1682 | I think we just got disconnected, | 1.2444 | 0.04267 | 135 | 106 | 25 | 4 |
1683 | Oh Montana is great, but the whole whispering thing takes some real work. | 1.2444 | 0.04757 | 135 | 110 | 17 | 8 |
1684 | I can't talk right now,I'm teaching horse how to ballet. | 1.2444 | 0.04135 | 135 | 105 | 27 | 3 |
1685 | No no, all is good. So, what did she say then? | 1.2444 | 0.04394 | 135 | 107 | 23 | 5 |
1686 | No, I’m still at the office. That’s just Rush Limbaugh you’re hearing through my radio. | 1.2444 | 0.04639 | 135 | 109 | 19 | 7 |
1687 | Do you have 8 seconds to chat? | 1.2444 | 0.04135 | 135 | 105 | 27 | 3 |
1688 | I’ll like to apply for Obama care. | 1.2444 | 0.04135 | 135 | 105 | 27 | 3 |
1689 | So then she says "you're acting like an ass". | 1.2444 | 0.04518 | 135 | 108 | 21 | 6 |
1690 | Bucking,I said Bucking. | 1.2444 | 0.04757 | 135 | 110 | 17 | 8 |
1691 | Yes, I'm interested in opportunites as an Uber driver. | 1.2444 | 0.04267 | 135 | 106 | 25 | 4 |
1692 | One Trick Tony | 1.2444 | 0.03859 | 135 | 103 | 31 | 1 |
1693 | Hey, I’m gonna lose you here in a second. | 1.2444 | 0.03999 | 135 | 104 | 29 | 2 |
1694 | That's right! Hands free app. | 1.2444 | 0.04135 | 135 | 105 | 27 | 3 |
1695 | I'll call you back. There's something I need to get back on. | 1.2444 | 0.04394 | 135 | 107 | 23 | 5 |
1696 | Wait...what? I thought you told me to GET BUCKED? | 1.2444 | 0.04518 | 135 | 108 | 21 | 6 |
1697 | Hold on, can you hear me now? | 1.2444 | 0.04394 | 135 | 107 | 23 | 5 |
1698 | Pack your latex, honey, I bought the S&M Ranch. | 1.2444 | 0.04639 | 135 | 109 | 19 | 7 |
1699 | Sorry, I had to take that call. | 1.2444 | 0.04639 | 135 | 109 | 19 | 7 |
1700 | Gotta hang up now, gonna die. | 1.2444 | 0.04518 | 135 | 108 | 21 | 6 |
1701 | Can I call you back later? I'm in a toss up situation right now. | 1.2444 | 0.04518 | 135 | 108 | 21 | 6 |
1702 | He didn't like my tie! | 1.2444 | 0.04872 | 135 | 111 | 15 | 9 |
1703 | I'm breaking up? | 1.2444 | 0.04639 | 135 | 109 | 19 | 7 |
1704 | Rudy Guiliani speaking, how can I help you? | 1.2444 | 0.03999 | 135 | 104 | 29 | 2 |
1705 | It will probably end badly, but for the moment I’m feeling very Agnes de Mille. | 1.2444 | 0.04639 | 135 | 109 | 19 | 7 |
1706 | I'll call you back in a minute. I have to switch to a land line." | 1.2444 | 0.04135 | 135 | 105 | 27 | 3 |
1707 | I Just Hope I'm Dreaming! | 1.2444 | 0.04394 | 135 | 107 | 23 | 5 |
1708 | Well, my Uber just said "Bronco"!! | 1.2444 | 0.04518 | 135 | 108 | 21 | 6 |
1709 | Dammit, horse, we had a deal! | 1.2444 | 0.04757 | 135 | 110 | 17 | 8 |
1710 | Great idea, I'm head over heels about it! | 1.2444 | 0.04518 | 135 | 108 | 21 | 6 |
1711 | You're right - it's exactly like working at the White House! | 1.2444 | 0.04135 | 135 | 105 | 27 | 3 |
1712 | hold on. I've got another call. | 1.2444 | 0.04267 | 135 | 106 | 25 | 4 |
1713 | It’s this new flip-phone I got... | 1.2444 | 0.04518 | 135 | 108 | 21 | 6 |
1714 | Let me tell you how to make a quick buck. | 1.2444 | 0.04518 | 135 | 108 | 21 | 6 |
1715 | S'okay, I've met my deductible. | 1.2441 | 0.04571 | 127 | 101 | 21 | 5 |
1716 | Thank you for using our electronic signature option...your disability insurance is now active | 1.2426 | 0.04608 | 136 | 110 | 19 | 7 |
1717 | Wait, hold on. I think I'm too drunk. My UberStallion is bucking me off. | 1.2426 | 0.04489 | 136 | 109 | 21 | 6 |
1718 | Good news, Don. Getting thrown doesn't hurt ... I'll let you know about hitting the ground later. | 1.2426 | 0.04489 | 136 | 109 | 21 | 6 |
1719 | This really is EXACTLY like falling off a bicycle! | 1.2426 | 0.04366 | 136 | 108 | 23 | 5 |
1720 | No, she swiped right—I could feel it! | 1.2426 | 0.04239 | 136 | 107 | 25 | 4 |
1721 | Hang on, I just got disconnected | 1.2426 | 0.04239 | 136 | 107 | 25 | 4 |
1722 | And I didn't even try to make him drink! | 1.2426 | 0.04366 | 136 | 108 | 23 | 5 |
1723 | We're just not as good at multi-tasking as we think. | 1.2426 | 0.04366 | 136 | 108 | 23 | 5 |
1724 | I'm going to have to get back to you. I seem to be airborne. | 1.2426 | 0.04489 | 136 | 109 | 21 | 6 |
1725 | Hello,Customer Service? I'm having trouble with my connection. | 1.2426 | 0.04489 | 136 | 109 | 21 | 6 |
1726 | If I had a buck for every time I heard that! | 1.2426 | 0.04725 | 136 | 111 | 17 | 8 |
1727 | This deal is a nightmare; I'm just trying to stay in the saddle | 1.2426 | 0.04489 | 136 | 109 | 21 | 6 |
1728 | Heads up about to be a dropped call. | 1.2426 | 0.04608 | 136 | 110 | 19 | 7 |
1729 | Ground Control to Major Tom . | 1.2426 | 0.04489 | 136 | 109 | 21 | 6 |
1730 | Gotta call you back. I think this rodeo thing is about to start. | 1.2426 | 0.04950 | 136 | 113 | 13 | 10 |
1731 | Early on Todd still thought his decision to enroll in Cowboy Fantasy Camp had been a good one. | 1.2426 | 0.04489 | 136 | 109 | 21 | 6 |
1732 | Double indemnity for accidental death? Whoopee!!!! | 1.2426 | 0.04489 | 136 | 109 | 21 | 6 |
1733 | Better make it quick. I’m going to be be off the grid for a while | 1.2426 | 0.04608 | 136 | 110 | 19 | 7 |
1734 | Let's finish this later. I'm heading into a dead spot. | 1.2426 | 0.04489 | 136 | 109 | 21 | 6 |
1735 | I just said "justify" and he's jealous. | 1.2426 | 0.04366 | 136 | 108 | 23 | 5 |
1736 | No, the broken neck is not technically a pre-existing condition, assuming you can issue my policy in the next few milliseconds. | 1.2426 | 0.04366 | 136 | 108 | 23 | 5 |
1737 | Ha, turns out their balls are REALLY ticklish! | 1.2426 | 0.04608 | 136 | 110 | 19 | 7 |
1738 | My fortune cookie did say my life would be unexpectedly upside down. | 1.2426 | 0.04608 | 136 | 110 | 19 | 7 |
1739 | Some people will do anything for frequent flyer miles. | 1.2426 | 0.04608 | 136 | 110 | 19 | 7 |
1740 | I just passed the buck. | 1.2426 | 0.04489 | 136 | 109 | 21 | 6 |
1741 | I thought the Buck Stops Here! | 1.2426 | 0.04366 | 136 | 108 | 23 | 5 |
1742 | Hello, Uber? | 1.2406 | 0.04547 | 133 | 107 | 20 | 6 |
1743 | Honey, you were right! He has been working on his glutes! | 1.2406 | 0.04671 | 133 | 108 | 18 | 7 |
1744 | Post something that says I had a bad fall - I want to see how many people care about me. | 1.2388 | 0.04639 | 134 | 109 | 18 | 7 |
1745 | 911,Send an ambulance to Happy Trails Dude Ranch | 1.2388 | 0.04391 | 134 | 107 | 22 | 5 |
1746 | Oh, I thought you said bucking list! | 1.2388 | 0.04391 | 134 | 107 | 22 | 5 |
1747 | Great, so can you help me NOW? | 1.2388 | 0.04391 | 134 | 107 | 22 | 5 |
1748 | Don’t worry, mom. I’m not driving! | 1.2388 | 0.04127 | 134 | 105 | 26 | 3 |
1749 | He ate too much of the laughing cow cheese | 1.2388 | 0.04261 | 134 | 106 | 24 | 4 |
1750 | I said I wanted a vintage Mustang! | 1.2388 | 0.04127 | 134 | 105 | 26 | 3 |
1751 | What kind of noise are you hearing? | 1.2388 | 0.04391 | 134 | 107 | 22 | 5 |
1752 | Lately I’ve been dropping a lot of calls. | 1.2388 | 0.04127 | 134 | 105 | 26 | 3 |
1753 | The flight is great but I’m expecting a rough landing. | 1.2388 | 0.04391 | 134 | 107 | 22 | 5 |
1754 | Hey Bill, you'll never guess what I'm doing! | 1.2388 | 0.04127 | 134 | 105 | 26 | 3 |
1755 | Don, you'll never believe what just happened. | 1.2388 | 0.04261 | 134 | 106 | 24 | 4 |
1756 | You wouldn’t believe what Im doing now! | 1.2388 | 0.04261 | 134 | 106 | 24 | 4 |
1757 | Very funny. No, I'm not texting. | 1.2388 | 0.04517 | 134 | 108 | 20 | 6 |
1758 | no, not calling while driving ,why do you ask? | 1.2388 | 0.04639 | 134 | 109 | 18 | 7 |
1759 | Yeah, you won't believe what I'm doing right now! | 1.2388 | 0.04759 | 134 | 110 | 16 | 8 |
1760 | OK, yeah, I have a better signal now. | 1.2388 | 0.04261 | 134 | 106 | 24 | 4 |
1761 | Just preparing for Trump's economic safety net repeals. | 1.2388 | 0.04639 | 134 | 109 | 18 | 7 |
1762 | Can you hear me OK? I'm using my old flip phone! | 1.2388 | 0.04391 | 134 | 107 | 22 | 5 |
1763 | Oh hun you just wouldn't believe this work retreat -- the boss has us doing all sorts of fun stuff. | 1.2388 | 0.04639 | 134 | 109 | 18 | 7 |
1764 | Tell the boss it's my first rodeo! | 1.2388 | 0.04391 | 134 | 107 | 22 | 5 |
1765 | should have used hands free | 1.2388 | 0.04639 | 134 | 109 | 18 | 7 |
1766 | Oh shit, gotta go. | 1.2388 | 0.04261 | 134 | 106 | 24 | 4 |
1767 | The mileage is great but it handles a little rough. | 1.2388 | 0.04759 | 134 | 110 | 16 | 8 |
1768 | Dr. Sparks? Would you have an opening in say...ten seconds? | 1.2388 | 0.04391 | 134 | 107 | 22 | 5 |
1769 | At the end of the day, it looks like I’ll have a head injury. | 1.2388 | 0.04517 | 134 | 108 | 20 | 6 |
1770 | It's how I keep all my calls under 8 1/2 seconds! | 1.2388 | 0.04759 | 134 | 110 | 16 | 8 |
1771 | Guess I can’t ride and talk at the same time | 1.2388 | 0.04261 | 134 | 106 | 24 | 4 |
1772 | Hello, GEICO? | 1.2388 | 0.04261 | 134 | 106 | 24 | 4 |
1773 | You're selling accident insurance? Funny, I was just thinking about that. | 1.2388 | 0.04261 | 134 | 106 | 24 | 4 |
1774 | I’ll have to call you back later, the call is about to drop. | 1.2388 | 0.04759 | 134 | 110 | 16 | 8 |
1775 | The secret is to relax and let go. | 1.2388 | 0.04391 | 134 | 107 | 22 | 5 |
1776 | What am I doing right now? Just fighting with the old nag. | 1.2388 | 0.04517 | 134 | 108 | 20 | 6 |
1777 | When you go low, I go high! | 1.2388 | 0.04639 | 134 | 109 | 18 | 7 |
1778 | Hold on, I'm going hands free. | 1.2388 | 0.04391 | 134 | 107 | 22 | 5 |
1779 | Hold on a sec, I'm taking another call. | 1.2388 | 0.04517 | 134 | 108 | 20 | 6 |
1780 | Gotta run! I'm about to shatter my clavicle. | 1.2388 | 0.04639 | 134 | 109 | 18 | 7 |
1781 | Why? Didn't I give you an apple? | 1.2388 | 0.04391 | 134 | 107 | 22 | 5 |
1782 | I'll call you back. It's bucking ridiculous here. | 1.2388 | 0.04261 | 134 | 106 | 24 | 4 |
1783 | Whoops, I probably should have let this one go through to voicemail. | 1.2388 | 0.04391 | 134 | 107 | 22 | 5 |
1784 | A bad day bronco riding is better than a good day at work. | 1.2385 | 0.04608 | 130 | 105 | 19 | 6 |
1785 | No, dear, its okay. I am not driving anymore. | 1.2385 | 0.04477 | 130 | 104 | 21 | 5 |
1786 | It takes more than a bucking bronco to get me off my cell phone! | 1.2385 | 0.04608 | 130 | 105 | 19 | 6 |
1787 | You go low, I go high. Same outcome. | 1.2385 | 0.04341 | 130 | 103 | 23 | 4 |
1788 | I'm tickled to death. They're sending in the clowns. | 1.2385 | 0.04341 | 130 | 103 | 23 | 4 |
1789 | Can we hire this horse to go to the White House? | 1.2385 | 0.04860 | 130 | 107 | 15 | 8 |
1790 | The middle manager's dream of becoming a horse whisperer ended as one might expect. | 1.2385 | 0.04477 | 130 | 104 | 21 | 5 |
1791 | Tell him the bucks stops here! | 1.2385 | 0.04477 | 130 | 104 | 21 | 5 |
1792 | I'm about to finish my first riding lesson, you? | 1.2385 | 0.04057 | 130 | 101 | 27 | 2 |
1793 | I'm going to have to let you go. | 1.2385 | 0.04341 | 130 | 103 | 23 | 4 |
1794 | I told you - I'm on it! | 1.2385 | 0.04477 | 130 | 104 | 21 | 5 |
1795 | Can I get back to you? Things are up in the air now. | 1.2385 | 0.04860 | 130 | 107 | 15 | 8 |
1796 | Hello, I would like to schedule an ambulance please. | 1.2385 | 0.04477 | 130 | 104 | 21 | 5 |
1797 | No, I’m happy with my current credit cards, but thanks for calling! | 1.2385 | 0.04477 | 130 | 104 | 21 | 5 |
1798 | I'm in the middle of something. Can I call you back? | 1.2385 | 0.04341 | 130 | 103 | 23 | 4 |
1799 | Yeah, I've had a pretty uneventful day, how about you? | 1.2385 | 0.04341 | 130 | 103 | 23 | 4 |
1800 | Just landing honey. | 1.2385 | 0.04341 | 130 | 103 | 23 | 4 |
1801 | Hello Allstate, I'd like to increase my policy immediately. | 1.2385 | 0.04608 | 130 | 105 | 19 | 6 |
1802 | I'll have to circle back to you on that one. | 1.2385 | 0.04477 | 130 | 104 | 21 | 5 |
1803 | Actually, the Russia investigation is going great! | 1.2385 | 0.04860 | 130 | 107 | 15 | 8 |
1804 | Yee haw! This horse can't jump worth a darn but she sure can throw. | 1.2385 | 0.04477 | 130 | 104 | 21 | 5 |
1805 | You were right, this hair gel is amazing! | 1.2385 | 0.04341 | 130 | 103 | 23 | 4 |
1806 | Wyoming’s been great so far! | 1.2385 | 0.04202 | 130 | 102 | 25 | 3 |
1807 | you really think this will get rid of my diarrhea? | 1.2385 | 0.04736 | 130 | 106 | 17 | 7 |
1808 | Yeah, we're good - they just said no texting. LMAO, literally. | 1.2385 | 0.04736 | 130 | 106 | 17 | 7 |
1809 | I'm upset.Call back later | 1.2385 | 0.04477 | 130 | 104 | 21 | 5 |
1810 | Sorry ,I must’ve bucked called you . | 1.2385 | 0.04736 | 130 | 106 | 17 | 7 |
1811 | When I switched cell providers they said they would save me a buck. | 1.2385 | 0.04608 | 130 | 105 | 19 | 6 |
1812 | I finally got the dismount down. | 1.2385 | 0.04202 | 130 | 102 | 25 | 3 |
1813 | It's either this or go home to my wife. | 1.2385 | 0.04608 | 130 | 105 | 19 | 6 |
1814 | And now can you hear me? | 1.2385 | 0.04341 | 130 | 103 | 23 | 4 |
1815 | Hold that thought! | 1.2385 | 0.04202 | 130 | 102 | 25 | 3 |
1816 | No, they said the selfie stick would be too dangerous. | 1.2385 | 0.04477 | 130 | 104 | 21 | 5 |
1817 | The "Horse Whisperer" was astonished, after whispering "No more bucking", but he's afraid the horse heard something else!! | 1.2385 | 0.04736 | 130 | 106 | 17 | 7 |
1818 | I called you a palomino because I thought we were friends. | 1.2385 | 0.04608 | 130 | 105 | 19 | 6 |
1819 | It's some kind of team-building thing. | 1.2385 | 0.04341 | 130 | 103 | 23 | 4 |
1820 | It's easy, instead of 144 characters, I get 8 seconds. | 1.2385 | 0.04477 | 130 | 104 | 21 | 5 |
1821 | Whooooooa - hold the phone! | 1.2385 | 0.04477 | 130 | 104 | 21 | 5 |
1822 | You know. This, that and the other... nothing unusual. | 1.2385 | 0.04341 | 130 | 103 | 23 | 4 |
1823 | Buck off ! | 1.2385 | 0.04608 | 130 | 105 | 19 | 6 |
1824 | Well, it's harder than riding a desk but easier than deciphering Trump's tweets. | 1.2385 | 0.04477 | 130 | 104 | 21 | 5 |
1825 | The extension for the head trauma ward please! | 1.2385 | 0.04341 | 130 | 103 | 23 | 4 |
1826 | Bluetooth wasn't an option with my new mustang. | 1.2385 | 0.04736 | 130 | 106 | 17 | 7 |
1827 | Phone's great; plans start at just 50 bucks a month! | 1.2385 | 0.04608 | 130 | 105 | 19 | 6 |
1828 | Lucy! I am having this Awesome Dream that I am taming a Wild Horse! | 1.2385 | 0.04341 | 130 | 103 | 23 | 4 |
1829 | No, no - I said, "BUCKED! | 1.2385 | 0.04736 | 130 | 106 | 17 | 7 |
1830 | Brokeback Mounting | 1.2385 | 0.04341 | 130 | 103 | 23 | 4 |
1831 | No, you're not interrupting anything. I'm always available to make a quick buck. | 1.2385 | 0.04341 | 130 | 103 | 23 | 4 |
1832 | Can ‘Yee Haw!’ me now? | 1.2385 | 0.04736 | 130 | 106 | 17 | 7 |
1833 | No, I'm just taking a short flight. | 1.2385 | 0.04477 | 130 | 104 | 21 | 5 |
1834 | I’m fine, I’m just trying to recreate a very elaborate white lie | 1.2385 | 0.04608 | 130 | 105 | 19 | 6 |
1835 | ...6 seconds is a long time, but 15 minutes could save me 15% or more on car insurance. | 1.2385 | 0.04860 | 130 | 107 | 15 | 8 |
1836 | Our relationship went from stable to detached. | 1.2385 | 0.04608 | 130 | 105 | 19 | 6 |
1837 | Amazing what a guy's gotta do these days to get a buck. | 1.2385 | 0.04608 | 130 | 105 | 19 | 6 |
1838 | I don't care how much you spent. Get off my back. | 1.2385 | 0.04736 | 130 | 106 | 17 | 7 |
1839 | I thought I told you to put the phone down! | 1.2385 | 0.04202 | 130 | 102 | 25 | 3 |
1840 | Please stop the Hokey Pokey music immediately. | 1.2385 | 0.04608 | 130 | 105 | 19 | 6 |
1841 | Something just came up. I'll call you back. | 1.2385 | 0.04736 | 130 | 106 | 17 | 7 |
1842 | OMG Brittany you'll never guess what just happened! | 1.2385 | 0.04736 | 130 | 106 | 17 | 7 |
1843 | Let me call you back, I've gotta take this selfie | 1.2385 | 0.04202 | 130 | 102 | 25 | 3 |
1844 | I'll hold | 1.2385 | 0.04202 | 130 | 102 | 25 | 3 |
1845 | When I said, "This ain't my first rodeo." I lied. | 1.2385 | 0.04477 | 130 | 104 | 21 | 5 |
1846 | I had no idea there were two types of dude ranch! | 1.2385 | 0.04608 | 130 | 105 | 19 | 6 |
1847 | Hon, are you sitting down?" | 1.2385 | 0.04341 | 130 | 103 | 23 | 4 |
1848 | Team building is out. Now it's all about individual thrill seeking. | 1.2385 | 0.04736 | 130 | 106 | 17 | 7 |
1849 | It's not a job, it's an adventure!! | 1.2385 | 0.04341 | 130 | 103 | 23 | 4 |
1850 | Tom learns the real meaning of 'Giddy-up!' | 1.2385 | 0.04608 | 130 | 105 | 19 | 6 |
1851 | Have to call you back, I'm about to break my neck. | 1.2385 | 0.04202 | 130 | 102 | 25 | 3 |
1852 | No, no, no, it's my fault. I shouldn't have answered. | 1.2385 | 0.04057 | 130 | 101 | 27 | 2 |
1853 | Customer Support! CUS-TO-MER SUP-PORT! | 1.2385 | 0.04860 | 130 | 107 | 15 | 8 |
1854 | Can you believe that Quack thought I had ADHD? | 1.2385 | 0.04477 | 130 | 104 | 21 | 5 |
1855 | Next time I'll check the mouth for Bluetooth. | 1.2385 | 0.04736 | 130 | 106 | 17 | 7 |
1856 | Turns out they are strict here about the no cell phone rule after all. | 1.2381 | 0.04426 | 126 | 100 | 22 | 4 |
1857 | Call me back on my landline! | 1.2370 | 0.04233 | 135 | 107 | 24 | 4 |
1858 | You told me, "buck you, and the horse you rode in on." So I did it!! | 1.2370 | 0.04233 | 135 | 107 | 24 | 4 |
1859 | And cancel all my appointments for tomorrow | 1.2366 | 0.04174 | 131 | 103 | 25 | 3 |
1860 | If I'm still conscious after I hit the ground, I'll live stream my death. | 1.2366 | 0.04312 | 131 | 104 | 23 | 4 |
1861 | I feel like the universe is just sending is me a message that this job isn't right for me. | 1.2362 | 0.04251 | 127 | 100 | 24 | 3 |
1862 | So far it's more fun than the mechanical one. | 1.2348 | 0.04416 | 132 | 106 | 21 | 5 |
1863 | Yes, I really think this place is doing wonders for my masculinity! | 1.2348 | 0.04283 | 132 | 105 | 23 | 4 |
1864 | As I told you, sell it all. The buck stops here! | 1.2344 | 0.04221 | 128 | 101 | 24 | 3 |
1865 | That’s not what I meant by “let’s kick up our heels “ | 1.2344 | 0.04503 | 128 | 103 | 20 | 5 |
1866 | You Win! | 1.2344 | 0.04073 | 128 | 100 | 26 | 2 |
1867 | So I said, "Dude, I'll trade jobs with you for a day." And here I am...whoa, gotta go... | 1.2344 | 0.04638 | 128 | 104 | 18 | 6 |
1868 | Hey Google: Please find nearest emergency room. | 1.2344 | 0.04638 | 128 | 104 | 18 | 6 |
1869 | No, now's fine- I'm just hanging out. | 1.2344 | 0.04503 | 128 | 103 | 20 | 5 |
1870 | Yeah, he doesn’t like it when I chat while riding. I’ll call you later. | 1.2344 | 0.04365 | 128 | 102 | 22 | 4 |
1871 | Addicted? No way! Not only does this smartphone analyze the bronco's moves down to the millisecond, it also reveals the contours of the topography into which I am being thrown! | 1.2344 | 0.04769 | 128 | 105 | 16 | 7 |
1872 | Aflac?! | 1.2344 | 0.04769 | 128 | 105 | 16 | 7 |
1873 | What if I throw in a set of Broncos season tickets for free? | 1.2344 | 0.04365 | 128 | 102 | 22 | 4 |
1874 | Hello, is this the glue factory? | 1.2344 | 0.04503 | 128 | 103 | 20 | 5 |
1875 | You know me: I always land on my feet" | 1.2344 | 0.04221 | 128 | 101 | 24 | 3 |
1876 | I answered because I thought it might be important. | 1.2344 | 0.04503 | 128 | 103 | 20 | 5 |
1877 | Honey, bring my GoPro! | 1.2344 | 0.04769 | 128 | 105 | 16 | 7 |
1878 | Whoa! I got off him just in time. | 1.2344 | 0.04503 | 128 | 103 | 20 | 5 |
1879 | This dude ranch is the cure. I'm flying high, babe! | 1.2344 | 0.04365 | 128 | 102 | 22 | 4 |
1880 | Me? I'm bucking the system! | 1.2344 | 0.04221 | 128 | 101 | 24 | 3 |
1881 | Sorry, but I'm just getting a real kick out of this. | 1.2344 | 0.04503 | 128 | 103 | 20 | 5 |
1882 | A horse of a different color would NOT take that statement as an affront! | 1.2344 | 0.04503 | 128 | 103 | 20 | 5 |
1883 | And then I said ---- | 1.2344 | 0.04365 | 128 | 102 | 22 | 4 |
1884 | Dude, this team building retreat bucks. | 1.2344 | 0.04503 | 128 | 103 | 20 | 5 |
1885 | The reception out here is so . . . Oh, that's better! | 1.2344 | 0.04638 | 128 | 104 | 18 | 6 |
1886 | GOOGLE SEARCH: Riding a Bucking Bronco in four easy steps. Step 4: kiss your ass goodbye!! | 1.2339 | 0.03985 | 124 | 96 | 27 | 1 |
1887 | With this choreography, we’re a shoe-in for “So You Think You Can Buck!” | 1.2339 | 0.04301 | 124 | 98 | 23 | 3 |
1888 | Wild horses couldn’t distract me away. | 1.2320 | 0.04702 | 125 | 102 | 17 | 6 |
1889 | I NEED MORE LIFE INSURANCE | 1.2320 | 0.04271 | 125 | 99 | 23 | 3 |
1890 | Hey Honey, do you meed me to pick anything up on the way home? | 1.2320 | 0.04563 | 125 | 101 | 19 | 5 |
1891 | 911...what is the nature of your impending emergency? | 1.2320 | 0.04563 | 125 | 101 | 19 | 5 |
1892 | No problem--it has screen rotation. | 1.2320 | 0.04563 | 125 | 101 | 19 | 5 |
1893 | .... ... and the horse you rode in on. | 1.2320 | 0.04969 | 125 | 104 | 13 | 8 |
1894 | his base doesn't know it's a stunt and they forget about the tax cuts if there's an elite they can mock | 1.2320 | 0.04563 | 125 | 101 | 19 | 5 |
1895 | Yes, I can hold on. | 1.2320 | 0.04419 | 125 | 100 | 21 | 4 |
1896 | Sorry. No chance for a selfie. | 1.2320 | 0.04563 | 125 | 101 | 19 | 5 |
1897 | Screw you. Not the horse you rode in on! | 1.2320 | 0.04702 | 125 | 102 | 17 | 6 |
1898 | Hey! I'm about to go. Don't forget to water the Bonsai tree. | 1.2320 | 0.04271 | 125 | 99 | 23 | 3 |
1899 | Call you when I land! | 1.2320 | 0.04563 | 125 | 101 | 19 | 5 |
1900 | Ha! I couldn't even lead this one to water. | 1.2320 | 0.04702 | 125 | 102 | 17 | 6 |
1901 | Marty I am telling ya, this is better than the Bull Market high. | 1.2320 | 0.04117 | 125 | 98 | 25 | 2 |
1902 | This is the LAST time I play 'Truth or Dare' " ! | 1.2320 | 0.04837 | 125 | 103 | 15 | 7 |
1903 | Frank's job offered great flexibility, but unfortunately no health insurance. | 1.2320 | 0.04702 | 125 | 102 | 17 | 6 |
1904 | Oh, but I think I'll have a perfectly good reason to wear the neck brace in court tomorrow! | 1.2320 | 0.04117 | 125 | 98 | 25 | 2 |
1905 | My head's about to crack open, make sure you get the shot! | 1.2320 | 0.04563 | 125 | 101 | 19 | 5 |
1906 | How Bob learned the importance of selecting a situationally-appropriate idiom to describe the size of his appetite. | 1.2320 | 0.04563 | 125 | 101 | 19 | 5 |
1907 | I'm just checking in on the fly. | 1.2320 | 0.04837 | 125 | 103 | 15 | 7 |
1908 | Hey Siri, quickly search for ‘how to land safely on bucking horse’! | 1.2320 | 0.04563 | 125 | 101 | 19 | 5 |
1909 | Dearest, did you change the call tone on my cell phone? | 1.2320 | 0.04563 | 125 | 101 | 19 | 5 |
1910 | You do the Hokey Pokey, and you turn yourself around. That’s what it’s all about! | 1.2320 | 0.04702 | 125 | 102 | 17 | 6 |
1911 | So my whispers meant nothing to you !? | 1.2320 | 0.04702 | 125 | 102 | 17 | 6 |
1912 | Hi mom just calling to say goodbye | 1.2320 | 0.04271 | 125 | 99 | 23 | 3 |
1913 | After serving as White House press secretary for two years, Jim was enjoying his new job..... | 1.2320 | 0.04837 | 125 | 103 | 15 | 7 |
1914 | I'll call you back when I get out of the hospital. | 1.2320 | 0.04563 | 125 | 101 | 19 | 5 |
1915 | 14 seconds! Beat you by 3 seconds! Hello?! | 1.2320 | 0.04271 | 125 | 99 | 23 | 3 |
1916 | I'm losing you. | 1.2320 | 0.04563 | 125 | 101 | 19 | 5 |
1917 | OK Google, call this selfie "Head over Heels" | 1.2320 | 0.04563 | 125 | 101 | 19 | 5 |
1918 | Yes I have been horsing around, I am sorry. | 1.2320 | 0.04419 | 125 | 100 | 21 | 4 |
1919 | I’m just trying to make a buck | 1.2320 | 0.04702 | 125 | 102 | 17 | 6 |
1920 | I took your advice and got off my high-What do you mean, metaphor? | 1.2320 | 0.04419 | 125 | 100 | 21 | 4 |
1921 | When I said "whoa", I didn't mean that fast. | 1.2320 | 0.04702 | 125 | 102 | 17 | 6 |
1922 | I’m spending the whole month at an Airbnbronc! | 1.2320 | 0.04837 | 125 | 103 | 15 | 7 |
1923 | Yes sir, I take full responsibility. The bucking stops here. | 1.2320 | 0.04563 | 125 | 101 | 19 | 5 |
1924 | Not only self-driving, but a lot more fun too! | 1.2320 | 0.04419 | 125 | 100 | 21 | 4 |
1925 | I wish the buck would stop here! | 1.2320 | 0.04563 | 125 | 101 | 19 | 5 |
1926 | Getting psyched up for the board meeting | 1.2320 | 0.04419 | 125 | 100 | 21 | 4 |
1927 | This Jackass is breaking up our call | 1.2320 | 0.04271 | 125 | 99 | 23 | 3 |
1928 | Tell them I’m now overqualified — I’ve just completed my first rodeo. | 1.2320 | 0.04563 | 125 | 101 | 19 | 5 |
1929 | Yes, you did catch me at my first rodeo. | 1.2320 | 0.04702 | 125 | 102 | 17 | 6 |
1930 | And after this, i'm taking him to a winter rodeo | 1.2320 | 0.04271 | 125 | 99 | 23 | 3 |
1931 | I’m having a lot of fun with these free roaming charges | 1.2320 | 0.04563 | 125 | 101 | 19 | 5 |
1932 | I told you I would call you back in 8 seconds | 1.2320 | 0.04271 | 125 | 99 | 23 | 3 |
1933 | Life insurance? Yeah, sign me up. | 1.2320 | 0.04563 | 125 | 101 | 19 | 5 |
1934 | Ok, I’ll try couples therapy | 1.2320 | 0.04563 | 125 | 101 | 19 | 5 |
1935 | Mama did not let me grow up to be a cowboy | 1.2320 | 0.04563 | 125 | 101 | 19 | 5 |
1936 | Honey, remember that City Slickers movie? | 1.2320 | 0.04419 | 125 | 100 | 21 | 4 |
1937 | And another one bites the dust... | 1.2320 | 0.04563 | 125 | 101 | 19 | 5 |
1938 | Honey,for God sake, what did you feed the horse! | 1.2320 | 0.04563 | 125 | 101 | 19 | 5 |
1939 | I'm sure glad cannabis is legal in this state. Yahoo! | 1.2320 | 0.04563 | 125 | 101 | 19 | 5 |
1940 | As matter of fact, I am loving the 8-second work week. | 1.2320 | 0.04702 | 125 | 102 | 17 | 6 |
1941 | Yahoo! Next time I'll give it a go holding a beer! | 1.2320 | 0.04702 | 125 | 102 | 17 | 6 |
1942 | I'm ready to day trade. | 1.2320 | 0.04563 | 125 | 101 | 19 | 5 |
1943 | Honey, I got the new job eight seconds ago. | 1.2320 | 0.04702 | 125 | 102 | 17 | 6 |
1944 | Siri; the number for Neurosurgery Inc. please. | 1.2320 | 0.04271 | 125 | 99 | 23 | 3 |
1945 | I'll call you when I'm back on the saddle! | 1.2320 | 0.04117 | 125 | 98 | 25 | 2 |
1946 | So I say to the guy, "New factory? More like GLUE factory haha!" | 1.2320 | 0.04702 | 125 | 102 | 17 | 6 |
1947 | One buck per roaming charge. | 1.2320 | 0.04419 | 125 | 100 | 21 | 4 |
1948 | Got some risky stock here Mac-how does the market look? | 1.2320 | 0.04563 | 125 | 101 | 19 | 5 |
1949 | What!? Hahaha! Nah, we're gonna ride this one out, don't worry. | 1.2320 | 0.04563 | 125 | 101 | 19 | 5 |
1950 | Hayday! Hayday! | 1.2320 | 0.04563 | 125 | 101 | 19 | 5 |
1951 | Of course i didn't forget her birthday. I'm bringing her present home right now! | 1.2320 | 0.03791 | 125 | 96 | 29 | 0 |
1952 | Look at me, hands free!! | 1.2320 | 0.04702 | 125 | 102 | 17 | 6 |
1953 | Buy that insurance ! | 1.2320 | 0.04563 | 125 | 101 | 19 | 5 |
1954 | Yeah, Tom Cruise. I do my own stunts. | 1.2320 | 0.04419 | 125 | 100 | 21 | 4 |
1955 | Hi driver, how close are you? | 1.2320 | 0.04419 | 125 | 100 | 21 | 4 |
1956 | At first I was gonna hoof it, but then I got thrown a couple bucks so now I’m a little up in the air. | 1.2320 | 0.04702 | 125 | 102 | 17 | 6 |
1957 | I know this all seems up in the air at the moment. But trust me sir, this isn't our first rodeo. | 1.2320 | 0.04702 | 125 | 102 | 17 | 6 |
1958 | I have good news. It doesn't bite! | 1.2320 | 0.04419 | 125 | 100 | 21 | 4 |
1959 | You're right, it is more exciting this way! | 1.2320 | 0.04419 | 125 | 100 | 21 | 4 |
1960 | YouTube it! | 1.2320 | 0.04271 | 125 | 99 | 23 | 3 |
1961 | Well I went and bucked myself like you suggested. | 1.2320 | 0.04837 | 125 | 103 | 15 | 7 |
1962 | I'm just passing the corral fence. | 1.2320 | 0.04271 | 125 | 99 | 23 | 3 |
1963 | Quick doctor! How do I avoid breaking my neck when thrown by a bucking bronco? | 1.2320 | 0.04419 | 125 | 100 | 21 | 4 |
1964 | Yee haw. This sure beats day trading! | 1.2320 | 0.04419 | 125 | 100 | 21 | 4 |
1965 | Sorry, I can’t hear you over my screams of terror. | 1.2320 | 0.04702 | 125 | 102 | 17 | 6 |
1966 | Google "severe head trauma," then get here fast. | 1.2320 | 0.04563 | 125 | 101 | 19 | 5 |
1967 | Man, it's a good thing I found my old flip-phone. | 1.2320 | 0.04563 | 125 | 101 | 19 | 5 |
1968 | The dealer told me the new Ford Bronco was self parking and hands free. | 1.2320 | 0.04702 | 125 | 102 | 17 | 6 |
1969 | No not busy, just horsing around. | 1.2320 | 0.04563 | 125 | 101 | 19 | 5 |
1970 | I love my anniversary present. Did you try the Russian perfume I sent? | 1.2320 | 0.04837 | 125 | 103 | 15 | 7 |
1971 | Like I said when you signed, I'm your insurance guy 24/7! | 1.2320 | 0.04271 | 125 | 99 | 23 | 3 |
1972 | I like buckin'. No dear, not fuckin'. Wait I do like fuckin'. Must be bad cell spot. | 1.2320 | 0.04117 | 125 | 98 | 25 | 2 |
1973 | They actually named you Daffodil? Seriously? | 1.2320 | 0.04117 | 125 | 98 | 25 | 2 |
1974 | I'm really working on being more grounded! | 1.2320 | 0.04419 | 125 | 100 | 21 | 4 |
1975 | So far it's going great! | 1.2320 | 0.04837 | 125 | 103 | 15 | 7 |
1976 | I'm going to have to put you on hold, this is my stop. | 1.2320 | 0.04419 | 125 | 100 | 21 | 4 |
1977 | We had agreed every which way but loose. | 1.2320 | 0.04419 | 125 | 100 | 21 | 4 |
1978 | Being bucked is the last thing on my bucket... | 1.2320 | 0.04563 | 125 | 101 | 19 | 5 |
1979 | Nothing. What are you doing? | 1.2320 | 0.04563 | 125 | 101 | 19 | 5 |
1980 | Yes, I can finally hear you...but make it fast! | 1.2320 | 0.04563 | 125 | 101 | 19 | 5 |
1981 | Nope, just horseing around | 1.2320 | 0.04419 | 125 | 100 | 21 | 4 |
1982 | Wow, this is almost like being back in Congress. | 1.2320 | 0.04702 | 125 | 102 | 17 | 6 |
1983 | SORRY! Gotta Fly! | 1.2320 | 0.04563 | 125 | 101 | 19 | 5 |
1984 | Apparently,Biscuit resents being kicked in his side. | 1.2320 | 0.04563 | 125 | 101 | 19 | 5 |
1985 | Hello Uber? What else if I don't want the Bronco. | 1.2320 | 0.04969 | 125 | 104 | 13 | 8 |
1986 | I'm just bucking around - and you? | 1.2320 | 0.04419 | 125 | 100 | 21 | 4 |
1987 | I would describe my leadership style as 'free rein.' | 1.2320 | 0.04563 | 125 | 101 | 19 | 5 |
1988 | Yeah, I'm up. | 1.2320 | 0.04563 | 125 | 101 | 19 | 5 |
1989 | Sure, I can talk now! | 1.2320 | 0.04563 | 125 | 101 | 19 | 5 |
1990 | Trump's indicted. | 1.2320 | 0.04563 | 125 | 101 | 19 | 5 |
1991 | I was just kidding about that old grey mare comment. | 1.2320 | 0.04419 | 125 | 100 | 21 | 4 |
1992 | Just another 9,999 hours until I'm an expert | 1.2320 | 0.04419 | 125 | 100 | 21 | 4 |
1993 | And I'd like to be buried with it as well! | 1.2320 | 0.04702 | 125 | 102 | 17 | 6 |
1994 | Try as he might, he could never take a fence. | 1.2320 | 0.04702 | 125 | 102 | 17 | 6 |
1995 | So, are we still on for next Tuesday? | 1.2320 | 0.04563 | 125 | 101 | 19 | 5 |
1996 | 'Hold on, I think I'm about to enter a dead zone.' | 1.2320 | 0.04563 | 125 | 101 | 19 | 5 |
1997 | Watch me stick the landing. | 1.2320 | 0.04563 | 125 | 101 | 19 | 5 |
1998 | Sell! Sell ! Sell! | 1.2320 | 0.04419 | 125 | 100 | 21 | 4 |
1999 | Apparently even if I get dropped, the call does not! | 1.2320 | 0.04563 | 125 | 101 | 19 | 5 |
2000 | Neigh sayers don't understand the kind of potential this project has Bill, but I'm excited to finally get it off the ground. | 1.2320 | 0.04563 | 125 | 101 | 19 | 5 |
2001 | Okay Google, is it pronounced row-DAY-oh or ro-dee-oh? | 1.2320 | 0.04563 | 125 | 101 | 19 | 5 |
2002 | You won't believe the spread I got on the Broncos. | 1.2320 | 0.04271 | 125 | 99 | 23 | 3 |
2003 | Honey, you'll never guess what I got for just a few bucks! | 1.2320 | 0.04563 | 125 | 101 | 19 | 5 |
2004 | That's why they pay me the big bucks. | 1.2320 | 0.04702 | 125 | 102 | 17 | 6 |
2005 | Hi, honey. Yes, I’m loving Westworld! | 1.2320 | 0.04563 | 125 | 101 | 19 | 5 |
2006 | Well, you told me to buck off | 1.2320 | 0.04702 | 125 | 102 | 17 | 6 |
2007 | It was GREAT coffee. I had five cups. | 1.2320 | 0.04702 | 125 | 102 | 17 | 6 |
2008 | I just saved a bunch of money on my life insurance! | 1.2320 | 0.04419 | 125 | 100 | 21 | 4 |
2009 | Sorry, boss, but I'm assuming I won't be able to come in to work tomorrow. | 1.2320 | 0.04969 | 125 | 104 | 13 | 8 |
2010 | Dude, you are never going to believe what I'm doing! | 1.2320 | 0.04419 | 125 | 100 | 21 | 4 |
2011 | Yes, yes, don't worry. I'm on top of this. | 1.2320 | 0.04563 | 125 | 101 | 19 | 5 |
2012 | I’m losing my connection, Frank. I’ll have to call you back. | 1.2320 | 0.04419 | 125 | 100 | 21 | 4 |
2013 | But I got a great rate at GEICO! | 1.2320 | 0.04702 | 125 | 102 | 17 | 6 |
2014 | Oh that? Well, I just got thrown for a loop when you suggested I wasn’t in my office. | 1.2320 | 0.04563 | 125 | 101 | 19 | 5 |
2015 | Hang on a minute? Yeah, right! | 1.2320 | 0.04702 | 125 | 102 | 17 | 6 |
2016 | Waddaya mean I've had my 8 seconds? | 1.2320 | 0.04702 | 125 | 102 | 17 | 6 |
2017 | I didn't mean this kind of Horseplay | 1.2320 | 0.04271 | 125 | 99 | 23 | 3 |
2018 | This was great, now I can finally say, “This is not my first rodeo”. | 1.2320 | 0.04837 | 125 | 103 | 15 | 7 |
2019 | Now I know why it's called Uber-Basic. | 1.2320 | 0.04837 | 125 | 103 | 15 | 7 |
2020 | Actually pretty good for a Monday. | 1.2320 | 0.04419 | 125 | 100 | 21 | 4 |
2021 | Wanna hear a funny story? | 1.2320 | 0.04563 | 125 | 101 | 19 | 5 |
2022 | It's like a mechanical bull, only authentic! | 1.2320 | 0.04117 | 125 | 98 | 25 | 2 |
2023 | Hah! Is that all you got? | 1.2320 | 0.04702 | 125 | 102 | 17 | 6 |
2024 | I’ll tell ya, this horse just cracks me up! | 1.2320 | 0.04563 | 125 | 101 | 19 | 5 |
2025 | I reckon it beats working at the White House. | 1.2320 | 0.04969 | 125 | 104 | 13 | 8 |
2026 | Dear, this job will be much more stable than the last job at the White House | 1.2320 | 0.04702 | 125 | 102 | 17 | 6 |
2027 | Markets are bullish -- and I made a quick buck! | 1.2320 | 0.04271 | 125 | 99 | 23 | 3 |
2028 | I'm in a break; I'll call you back | 1.2320 | 0.04419 | 125 | 100 | 21 | 4 |
2029 | This video is going to go V...I...R...A...L! | 1.2302 | 0.04241 | 126 | 100 | 23 | 3 |
2030 | Incoming. Trigger. Mortis. | 1.2295 | 0.04476 | 122 | 98 | 20 | 4 |
2031 | My rates are about to soar. | 1.2295 | 0.03996 | 122 | 95 | 26 | 1 |
2032 | Bluetooth? I thought you weren’t supposed to look ‘em in the mouth! | 1.2283 | 0.04211 | 127 | 101 | 23 | 3 |
2033 | Yeah, and it's way cheaper than Rolfing! | 1.2276 | 0.04291 | 123 | 98 | 22 | 3 |
2034 | Hi, have I called at a good time | 1.2276 | 0.04443 | 123 | 99 | 20 | 4 |
2035 | Hey, Joe, I think I might be about to lose the connection. Will call you back when I land. | 1.2276 | 0.04132 | 123 | 97 | 24 | 2 |
2036 | Oh dear, could you pick me up on your way home? | 1.2276 | 0.04443 | 123 | 99 | 20 | 4 |
2037 | Dang . . . I shouldn't have told you I was a Conservative! | 1.2276 | 0.04734 | 123 | 101 | 16 | 6 |
2038 | It's required for tenure. | 1.2276 | 0.04591 | 123 | 100 | 18 | 5 |
2039 | Hold on. I'm gonna send you a great selfie. | 1.2276 | 0.04443 | 123 | 99 | 20 | 4 |
2040 | Yes, the service has been great out here, but I think I’m about to drop the call. | 1.2276 | 0.04591 | 123 | 100 | 18 | 5 |
2041 | you go your way- I go mine | 1.2276 | 0.04132 | 123 | 97 | 24 | 2 |
2042 | 'OK, you need to go over the stirrup thing again.' | 1.2276 | 0.04443 | 123 | 99 | 20 | 4 |
2043 | Wow! I have no idea what just happened, but I’ll text you when I land. | 1.2276 | 0.04132 | 123 | 97 | 24 | 2 |
2044 | Hang on. I might have to put you on hold. | 1.2258 | 0.04103 | 124 | 98 | 24 | 2 |
2045 | I'm starting a new challenge, 'Go Buck Yourself'! | 1.2258 | 0.04557 | 124 | 101 | 18 | 5 |
2046 | My new cellular plan is only a buck! | 1.2258 | 0.04837 | 124 | 103 | 14 | 7 |
2047 | Hello, Mr. Trump? Yep, the horse is great! I'll set up an LLC and wire the money. | 1.2258 | 0.04260 | 124 | 99 | 22 | 3 |
2048 | No, seriously, I love being a PETA volunteer and proving that horses really don't want humans to ride them. | 1.2258 | 0.04970 | 124 | 104 | 12 | 8 |
2049 | I just got tossed like a real cowboy! I can’t wait to see the Indians. | 1.2258 | 0.04103 | 124 | 98 | 24 | 2 |
2050 | No - you get off my back! | 1.2250 | 0.04802 | 120 | 99 | 15 | 6 |
2051 | Just a quick call to let you know that I've just validated your theory that the "funny bone" is not located anywhere near the elbow at all. | 1.2250 | 0.04654 | 120 | 98 | 17 | 5 |
2052 | Honey,I have to call you back! | 1.2250 | 0.04945 | 120 | 100 | 13 | 7 |
2053 | Gotta hang up now. I'll see you at the hospital! | 1.2250 | 0.04342 | 120 | 96 | 21 | 3 |
2054 | Dave had finally seen a man about a horse and died doing what he loved. | 1.2250 | 0.04654 | 120 | 98 | 17 | 5 |
2055 | I'll call you back - I'm about to go into a tumble. | 1.2250 | 0.04501 | 120 | 97 | 19 | 4 |
2056 | Don't worry dear, this isn't my first rodeo! | 1.2250 | 0.04501 | 120 | 97 | 19 | 4 |
2057 | Bucket list completed -- perfect timing! | 1.2250 | 0.04654 | 120 | 98 | 17 | 5 |
2058 | I wonder how many hits I'll get on Facebook. Heck this should go viral. | 1.2250 | 0.04178 | 120 | 95 | 23 | 2 |
2059 | Seriously? Pence is investing in BROKEBACK MOUNTAIN 2! | 1.2250 | 0.04342 | 120 | 96 | 21 | 3 |
2060 | Oh, hi, Mom. No. Everything's fine at the moment. | 1.2250 | 0.04178 | 120 | 95 | 23 | 2 |
2061 | Horseback riding? No, first time! You?" | 1.2250 | 0.04342 | 120 | 96 | 21 | 3 |
2062 | No, no, your signal's OK. It's the bronco that's breaking. | 1.2250 | 0.04501 | 120 | 97 | 19 | 4 |
2063 | 'So cool, running with the bulls next year. Ciao, baby!' | 1.2250 | 0.04945 | 120 | 100 | 13 | 7 |
2064 | Hello, 911—I'm experiencing some road rage. | 1.2250 | 0.04501 | 120 | 97 | 19 | 4 |
2065 | My constituents think I’m a horse’s ass! Ha! I’m ON a horse’s ass! | 1.2250 | 0.04501 | 120 | 97 | 19 | 4 |
2066 | You’re NOT Mr. Ed!!! | 1.2250 | 0.04945 | 120 | 100 | 13 | 7 |
2067 | Synchronized bronc riding! | 1.2250 | 0.04654 | 120 | 98 | 17 | 5 |
2068 | Please remain on equine while we redirect your call. | 1.2250 | 0.04654 | 120 | 98 | 17 | 5 |
2069 | Sorry, gotta hangup. Just took off. | 1.2250 | 0.04342 | 120 | 96 | 21 | 3 |
2070 | Wow! The GPS is going wild! | 1.2250 | 0.04802 | 120 | 99 | 15 | 6 |
2071 | Bill finds the penalty for cell phone use while riding a bit harsher than expected | 1.2241 | 0.04257 | 116 | 92 | 22 | 2 |
2072 | She swiped left! | 1.2241 | 0.04756 | 116 | 95 | 16 | 5 |
2073 | I'm head over heels for you honey. | 1.2241 | 0.04077 | 116 | 91 | 24 | 1 |
2074 | Hey...I think I'm being hacked. Can I call you right back? | 1.2241 | 0.04257 | 116 | 92 | 22 | 2 |
2075 | I'm about to regret leaving my Bluetooth in the car! | 1.2241 | 0.04257 | 116 | 92 | 22 | 2 |
2076 | I'm gonna be a little late for our 2pm. | 1.2231 | 0.04147 | 121 | 96 | 23 | 2 |
2077 | Hang on a minute, Ed. My Uber guy insists this is where I get off. | 1.2231 | 0.04147 | 121 | 96 | 23 | 2 |
2078 | Please, transfer me to the Obamacare application hotline. | 1.2231 | 0.04310 | 121 | 97 | 21 | 3 |
2079 | This is actually my second rodeo. | 1.2231 | 0.05181 | 121 | 103 | 9 | 9 |
2080 | Don't saddle me with your problems. | 1.2231 | 0.04619 | 121 | 99 | 17 | 5 |
2081 | Hello Mr. Whipple. Not even bucking broncos can keep me from thinking of squeezing the Charmin. | 1.2231 | 0.04766 | 121 | 100 | 15 | 6 |
2082 | Yes, every morning! It gives me a kick. | 1.2231 | 0.04310 | 121 | 97 | 21 | 3 |
2083 | Yeah...yeah...Hey, listen, babe: gotta bounce. | 1.2231 | 0.04619 | 121 | 99 | 17 | 5 |
2084 | This is awesome! I found a huge hole in their personal injury waiver. | 1.2231 | 0.04619 | 121 | 99 | 17 | 5 |
2085 | There’s more than one way to horse a deadbeat!” | 1.2231 | 0.04147 | 121 | 96 | 23 | 2 |
2086 | Hey, all you said was, 'Don't get the coat dirty.' | 1.2231 | 0.04310 | 121 | 97 | 21 | 3 |
2087 | Gotta hang up now...coming in for a landing | 1.2231 | 0.04310 | 121 | 97 | 21 | 3 |
2088 | Of course I miss Hawaiian shirt day but I'm so much happier now! | 1.2231 | 0.04467 | 121 | 98 | 19 | 4 |
2089 | So I need to tip better and raise my rating? | 1.2231 | 0.04467 | 121 | 98 | 19 | 4 |
2090 | Excuse me but I keep getting interrupted...this stupid horse thinks he's going to throw me off | 1.2231 | 0.04619 | 121 | 99 | 17 | 5 |
2091 | I was just horsing around! | 1.2231 | 0.04147 | 121 | 96 | 23 | 2 |
2092 | Get off my back you phone crazy idiot! | 1.2231 | 0.04908 | 121 | 101 | 13 | 7 |
2093 | Hold on, I'm in a New Yorker cartoon, and I can't think of a thing! | 1.2231 | 0.04467 | 121 | 98 | 19 | 4 |
2094 | I'm confident we're going to buck the trends this year | 1.2231 | 0.04147 | 121 | 96 | 23 | 2 |
2095 | You really threw me off by calling me today. | 1.2231 | 0.04619 | 121 | 99 | 17 | 5 |
2096 | Remember that thing we were talking about? The answer is 2 seconds. | 1.2231 | 0.04147 | 121 | 96 | 23 | 2 |
2097 | Ya, we'll be auditioning for Dancing with the Stars. | 1.2231 | 0.04908 | 121 | 101 | 13 | 7 |
2098 | Can you hold on a moment? | 1.2231 | 0.04766 | 121 | 100 | 15 | 6 |
2099 | Yep, just wrapping the shot for the “38-42.5 year old, liberal arts-but-nothing-beyond-that-educated, self-congratulatory family man who hasn’t travelled since his semester abroad, which was epic” voter. | 1.2231 | 0.04619 | 121 | 99 | 17 | 5 |
2100 | Hold your horses, I'm taking you off speakerphone ! | 1.2231 | 0.04310 | 121 | 97 | 21 | 3 |
2101 | Have to call you back, I'm about to break up. | 1.2231 | 0.04619 | 121 | 99 | 17 | 5 |
2102 | Hang on,I have a fall coming in .... | 1.2231 | 0.04467 | 121 | 98 | 19 | 4 |
2103 | Wait until you see the get up and go of the classic mustang I bought. | 1.2231 | 0.04467 | 121 | 98 | 19 | 4 |
2104 | It's o.k.! I'm at a red light! | 1.2231 | 0.04467 | 121 | 98 | 19 | 4 |
2105 | Margaret, please make an appointment with my chiropractor. | 1.2231 | 0.04147 | 121 | 96 | 23 | 2 |
2106 | I haven't had this much fun since Trump was elected president! | 1.2231 | 0.04766 | 121 | 100 | 15 | 6 |
2107 | Hey hon. Justified is not content with the triple crown. Now we’re practicing swing dancing. | 1.2231 | 0.04766 | 121 | 100 | 15 | 6 |
2108 | Sorry, I'm a bit up in the air and can't take your call right now. | 1.2231 | 0.04467 | 121 | 98 | 19 | 4 |
2109 | I’m bucking. What’s up with you? | 1.2231 | 0.04619 | 121 | 99 | 17 | 5 |
2110 | I gotta go Ma, my client is giving me grief. Also he is a horse | 1.2231 | 0.04619 | 121 | 99 | 17 | 5 |
2111 | I told you I was going to fall for you! | 1.2231 | 0.04619 | 121 | 99 | 17 | 5 |
2112 | I'll have a latte, a few bandages and a splint if you have one. | 1.2231 | 0.04619 | 121 | 99 | 17 | 5 |
2113 | I give you my word I'm not driving. What kind of idiot do you think I am? | 1.2231 | 0.03978 | 121 | 95 | 25 | 1 |
2114 | Then you will? You said you'll marry me? | 1.2231 | 0.04310 | 121 | 97 | 21 | 3 |
2115 | I gotta hang up! Bessie hates it when I talk on the cell and drive at the same time! | 1.2231 | 0.04467 | 121 | 98 | 19 | 4 |
2116 | In fact, we've already launched! | 1.2231 | 0.04310 | 121 | 97 | 21 | 3 |
2117 | Sorry, no, I can't hold on for a sec. | 1.2231 | 0.04467 | 121 | 98 | 19 | 4 |
2118 | You worry too much. It's all under control, Babe! | 1.2231 | 0.04766 | 121 | 100 | 15 | 6 |
2119 | I just discovered the bronc I’m riding is a mare and has a leg growing out of its neck. | 1.2231 | 0.04766 | 121 | 100 | 15 | 6 |
2120 | Back in the twaddle again. | 1.2231 | 0.04467 | 121 | 98 | 19 | 4 |
2121 | Hello Dar’lin. I know you know how I feel about Obamacare. BUT, can you please sign me up? NOW! | 1.2231 | 0.04467 | 121 | 98 | 19 | 4 |
2122 | Hey, it's me, Bill. I'm doing a bit of multitasking here. | 1.2231 | 0.04467 | 121 | 98 | 19 | 4 |
2123 | Last one down buys dinner! | 1.2231 | 0.04467 | 121 | 98 | 19 | 4 |
2124 | Oh nothing really--Buddy and I are just kickin' it for awhile before we head home. | 1.2231 | 0.04310 | 121 | 97 | 21 | 3 |
2125 | This is the quickest buck I've ever made! | 1.2231 | 0.04467 | 121 | 98 | 19 | 4 |
2126 | I'm losing your signal, can you speak a little louder ? | 1.2231 | 0.04467 | 121 | 98 | 19 | 4 |
2127 | You’re breaking up! | 1.2231 | 0.04467 | 121 | 98 | 19 | 4 |
2128 | So far, it's all upside! | 1.2231 | 0.04619 | 121 | 99 | 17 | 5 |
2129 | But her emaaaaiiiils! | 1.2231 | 0.05046 | 121 | 102 | 11 | 8 |
2130 | So that long thing I grabbed WAS the brake!" | 1.2231 | 0.04619 | 121 | 99 | 17 | 5 |
2131 | You won’t believe where I am right now! | 1.2231 | 0.04908 | 121 | 101 | 13 | 7 |
2132 | Shoot! What part of giddyap didn't you get? | 1.2231 | 0.04766 | 121 | 100 | 15 | 6 |
2133 | My office is trying out one of those alternate work spaces. | 1.2231 | 0.04467 | 121 | 98 | 19 | 4 |
2134 | Another day hurtling toward the ground. | 1.2231 | 0.04766 | 121 | 100 | 15 | 6 |
2135 | I’m just finishing up a corporate trust exercise. Call you back. | 1.2231 | 0.04766 | 121 | 100 | 15 | 6 |
2136 | New horse, who dis | 1.2231 | 0.04467 | 121 | 98 | 19 | 4 |
2137 | Let me put you on hold for just a sec...we are about to get cut off. | 1.2231 | 0.04310 | 121 | 97 | 21 | 3 |
2138 | Hey, I'll have to cal you back...I'm getting disconnected. | 1.2231 | 0.04467 | 121 | 98 | 19 | 4 |
2139 | I"m pretty confident that if we hold on to our horses, we can buck the trend and ride out that wild market. | 1.2231 | 0.04908 | 121 | 101 | 13 | 7 |
2140 | Yeah, great talking with ya but I gotta bounce. Bye! | 1.2231 | 0.04619 | 121 | 99 | 17 | 5 |
2141 | I just received a push notification, feels too real! | 1.2231 | 0.04467 | 121 | 98 | 19 | 4 |
2142 | Very funny Bob, no this isn’t my first rodeo! | 1.2231 | 0.04619 | 121 | 99 | 17 | 5 |
2143 | I'd text, but my other hand's a little tied up right now. | 1.2231 | 0.04310 | 121 | 97 | 21 | 3 |
2144 | GTG! TTYL! | 1.2231 | 0.04467 | 121 | 98 | 19 | 4 |
2145 | I got the job, really?!! | 1.2231 | 0.04310 | 121 | 97 | 21 | 3 |
2146 | It’s okay. This isn’t my first rodeo. | 1.2231 | 0.04467 | 121 | 98 | 19 | 4 |
2147 | Notching my Bucket List. How about you?" | 1.2231 | 0.04619 | 121 | 99 | 17 | 5 |
2148 | Hey, can I call you back? I’ve gotta fly! | 1.2231 | 0.03978 | 121 | 95 | 25 | 1 |
2149 | Still better than paying surge prices for an Uber. | 1.2231 | 0.04467 | 121 | 98 | 19 | 4 |
2150 | Sheriff found a way to stop texting while on the road. | 1.2231 | 0.04467 | 121 | 98 | 19 | 4 |
2151 | Whoa Nelly! I said turn left!!! | 1.2231 | 0.04310 | 121 | 97 | 21 | 3 |
2152 | Nothing much...same old, same old. | 1.2231 | 0.04619 | 121 | 99 | 17 | 5 |
2153 | I think we're about to lose our connection. | 1.2213 | 0.04279 | 122 | 98 | 21 | 3 |
2154 | I detect an anti-incumbency bias. | 1.2213 | 0.04434 | 122 | 99 | 19 | 4 |
2155 | I'm on my way... I just got thrown off a bit! | 1.2213 | 0.04117 | 122 | 97 | 23 | 2 |
2156 | I'll call you in 10. I'm in the middle of my resiliency training. | 1.2213 | 0.04279 | 122 | 98 | 21 | 3 |
2157 | Your joke has a real kick to it. | 1.2213 | 0.04730 | 122 | 101 | 15 | 6 |
2158 | I am trying to earn a buck the hard way. | 1.2213 | 0.04584 | 122 | 100 | 17 | 5 |
2159 | Like Times Square, but calmer. | 1.2213 | 0.04730 | 122 | 101 | 15 | 6 |
2160 | Jokes on you. I didn’t say Simon says. | 1.2213 | 0.04584 | 122 | 100 | 17 | 5 |
2161 | I just saved 15% on my car insurance so all good | 1.2203 | 0.04525 | 118 | 96 | 18 | 4 |
2162 | Hey Siri, Inflate rescue necktie." Okay, calling Roscoe Nesterov | 1.2203 | 0.04683 | 118 | 97 | 16 | 5 |
2163 | Ten bucks if I stick this landing? | 1.2203 | 0.04835 | 118 | 98 | 14 | 6 |
2164 | You'll never guess where I was just calling from. | 1.2203 | 0.04016 | 118 | 93 | 24 | 1 |
2165 | OMG! GMO! | 1.2203 | 0.04835 | 118 | 98 | 14 | 6 |
2166 | Yep, lots more fun than riding the donkey in DC! | 1.2203 | 0.04683 | 118 | 97 | 16 | 5 |
2167 | I’m at work. What do yo think I’m doing, horsing around? | 1.2203 | 0.04683 | 118 | 97 | 16 | 5 |
2168 | Woah big fella, I didn't mean it that way..... | 1.2203 | 0.04683 | 118 | 97 | 16 | 5 |
2169 | I wasn't texting. I swear it. | 1.2203 | 0.04362 | 118 | 95 | 20 | 3 |
2170 | Right, he bucked up and threw me. I'm falling right now! | 1.2203 | 0.04835 | 118 | 98 | 14 | 6 |
2171 | Great conference call … sorry if I sounded hoarse.” Jim Hein, Pittsburgh, Pa. | 1.2203 | 0.04525 | 118 | 96 | 18 | 4 |
2172 | No, I'm working outside the office today. | 1.2203 | 0.03832 | 118 | 92 | 26 | 0 |
2173 | What could be safer? It's the original self-driving car! | 1.2203 | 0.04525 | 118 | 96 | 18 | 4 |
2174 | Yes, I'm satisfied with my Boost Mobile plan. | 1.2203 | 0.04362 | 118 | 95 | 20 | 3 |
2175 | Hi! It’s me Text Ritter! | 1.2203 | 0.04982 | 118 | 99 | 12 | 7 |
2176 | Cancel the mechanical bull order for our bar. I'm bringing home something a heck of a lot better! | 1.2203 | 0.04362 | 118 | 95 | 20 | 3 |
2177 | I told you it would be an uplifting experience! | 1.2203 | 0.04016 | 118 | 93 | 24 | 1 |
2178 | Once upon a time, Paul Manafort knew how to carefully control a different kind of big bucks. | 1.2203 | 0.04525 | 118 | 96 | 18 | 4 |
2179 | And honey, they even offer dressage at this year's corporate retreat | 1.2203 | 0.04193 | 118 | 94 | 22 | 2 |
2180 | Well mom, you were right. I should have listened when you told me not to horse around... | 1.2203 | 0.04683 | 118 | 97 | 16 | 5 |
2181 | I was sure you said “horse right, not horse left.” | 1.2203 | 0.04362 | 118 | 95 | 20 | 3 |
2182 | Did I tell you that even the dirt tastes better out here? | 1.2203 | 0.04525 | 118 | 96 | 18 | 4 |
2183 | He's learned swipe-right! | 1.2203 | 0.04193 | 118 | 94 | 22 | 2 |
2184 | Yes, I can talk. I’m on of those new “self-driving” horses. | 1.2203 | 0.04525 | 118 | 96 | 18 | 4 |
2185 | Yeah, I know I said making money in this market is like breaking a wild horse, but really? Not so much | 1.2203 | 0.04525 | 118 | 96 | 18 | 4 |
2186 | O K ,you can have more oats! | 1.2203 | 0.04683 | 118 | 97 | 16 | 5 |
2187 | Yes, it’s been a wild ride recently, lots of ups and downs, but I think the worst is over now. We’re somewhat upside-down in our current position, but I’m hoping for a soft landing, Mr. Chairman. | 1.2203 | 0.04362 | 118 | 95 | 20 | 3 |
2188 | Meditation is for sissies. | 1.2203 | 0.04362 | 118 | 95 | 20 | 3 |
2189 | LOL honey, Thunderbolt just hates your ringtone! | 1.2203 | 0.04193 | 118 | 94 | 22 | 2 |
2190 | When you said 'I bought you a Bronco.', I thought you meant the car! | 1.2203 | 0.04362 | 118 | 95 | 20 | 3 |
2191 | Sorry, but you're going to have to speak up. | 1.2203 | 0.03832 | 118 | 92 | 26 | 0 |
2192 | If you must use your phone when riding a bucking bronco, please do so in a hands-free mode. | 1.2203 | 0.04016 | 118 | 93 | 24 | 1 |
2193 | 5 o'clock sounds great. I really could use a drink. | 1.2203 | 0.04362 | 118 | 95 | 20 | 3 |
2194 | Western parkour. | 1.2203 | 0.04525 | 118 | 96 | 18 | 4 |
2195 | Yee-Haw Ma!! I ain't wearing a helmet this time either! | 1.2203 | 0.04525 | 118 | 96 | 18 | 4 |
2196 | Everything was fine until I looked in its mouth. | 1.2203 | 0.04982 | 118 | 99 | 12 | 7 |
2197 | Sorry, I have to take this. | 1.2203 | 0.04362 | 118 | 95 | 20 | 3 |
2198 | No, there is no collusion | 1.2203 | 0.04193 | 118 | 94 | 22 | 2 |
2199 | That was my boss. I had to answer. | 1.2203 | 0.04193 | 118 | 94 | 22 | 2 |
2200 | This is great, it's self-driving so I don't need to be hands free. | 1.2203 | 0.04362 | 118 | 95 | 20 | 3 |
2201 | Talk to you later - this is my stop - | 1.2203 | 0.04362 | 118 | 95 | 20 | 3 |
2202 | A Republican cowboy: Yeah, ain't it great that the president is trying to repeal Obamacare. | 1.2203 | 0.04525 | 118 | 96 | 18 | 4 |
2203 | Yippee Ki-Yay! I'm so happy, I could die! | 1.2203 | 0.04525 | 118 | 96 | 18 | 4 |
2204 | 911, I have a problem! | 1.2203 | 0.04193 | 118 | 94 | 22 | 2 |
2205 | My options seem up in the air. | 1.2203 | 0.04683 | 118 | 97 | 16 | 5 |
2206 | Fred - I'm going to need to call you buck | 1.2203 | 0.04525 | 118 | 96 | 18 | 4 |
2207 | VR? No, I'm using the Actual Reality app! | 1.2203 | 0.04683 | 118 | 97 | 16 | 5 |
2208 | I thought you said Buck you" | 1.2203 | 0.04683 | 118 | 97 | 16 | 5 |
2209 | Hold a sec, let me get a selfie. | 1.2203 | 0.04193 | 118 | 94 | 22 | 2 |
2210 | Wow, you're feisty. But I like that in a mare. | 1.2203 | 0.04525 | 118 | 96 | 18 | 4 |
2211 | You'd love this - it's like lying on air! | 1.2203 | 0.04683 | 118 | 97 | 16 | 5 |
2212 | OK, OK, you can have 60% | 1.2203 | 0.04362 | 118 | 95 | 20 | 3 |
2213 | Wait a minute, I got another call. | 1.2203 | 0.04835 | 118 | 98 | 14 | 6 |
2214 | Good news, honey! I made a buck today just like you told me to." | 1.2203 | 0.04016 | 118 | 93 | 24 | 1 |
2215 | He says 'no cell phone calls while in the saddle!' | 1.2185 | 0.05086 | 119 | 101 | 10 | 8 |
2216 | Let's circle back when I land. | 1.2185 | 0.04329 | 119 | 96 | 20 | 3 |
2217 | Okay, cowboy. We horses call this dance move "Pas de Whoops!" | 1.2185 | 0.04491 | 119 | 97 | 18 | 4 |
2218 | I wish this thing had Bluetooth. I’m dying over here! | 1.2185 | 0.04329 | 119 | 96 | 20 | 3 |
2219 | It's a metaphor, literally. | 1.2185 | 0.04162 | 119 | 95 | 22 | 2 |
2220 | No, I did NOT give consent. | 1.2185 | 0.04647 | 119 | 98 | 16 | 5 |
2221 | You can lead a horse to water, but you can’t make him take your calls. | 1.2185 | 0.04491 | 119 | 97 | 18 | 4 |
2222 | The rideshare hardware needs some tweaking but otherwise it is ready to launch. | 1.2174 | 0.04056 | 115 | 91 | 23 | 1 |
2223 | Yeah, I'm livin' the dream, makin' the big bucks. | 1.2174 | 0.04749 | 115 | 95 | 15 | 5 |
2224 | You know me, always willing to buck tradition. | 1.2174 | 0.04585 | 115 | 94 | 17 | 4 |
2225 | At a dude ranch, man, it’s a kick! Where are you? | 1.2174 | 0.04585 | 115 | 94 | 17 | 4 |
2226 | Medically covered!?! Yeee Haw!!! | 1.2174 | 0.04240 | 115 | 92 | 21 | 2 |
2227 | I'm making America great again! Exciting! You? | 1.2174 | 0.04749 | 115 | 95 | 15 | 5 |
2228 | Busy? No, just working on my hip-hop dance routine with Jasper. I can talk. | 1.2174 | 0.04749 | 115 | 95 | 15 | 5 |
2229 | Tweet this! | 1.2174 | 0.04416 | 115 | 93 | 19 | 3 |
2230 | No, I said that this dude ranch was BUCKIN' awesome! | 1.2174 | 0.04585 | 115 | 94 | 17 | 4 |
2231 | I'm on my way to a conference to teach a class on distracted riders. | 1.2174 | 0.04416 | 115 | 93 | 19 | 3 |
2232 | It's my first rodeo! | 1.2174 | 0.04240 | 115 | 92 | 21 | 2 |
2233 | I couldn't find the bull to grab by it's horns but I pulled this bronco's ears pretty hard | 1.2174 | 0.04585 | 115 | 94 | 17 | 4 |
2234 | Why'd he throw me off?- He found out I'm a globalist. | 1.2174 | 0.04907 | 115 | 96 | 13 | 6 |
2235 | Yeah, I'm putting it on Facebook right now. | 1.2174 | 0.04056 | 115 | 91 | 23 | 1 |
2236 | I’m getting the big bucks now, Honey! | 1.2174 | 0.04416 | 115 | 93 | 19 | 3 |
2237 | Hey Dad! Guess what? I can now truthfully say, “This ain’t my first rodeo!” | 1.2174 | 0.04749 | 115 | 95 | 15 | 5 |
2238 | I'll have to call you on my back. | 1.2174 | 0.04585 | 115 | 94 | 17 | 4 |
2239 | I ‘m finally free to talk. | 1.2174 | 0.04585 | 115 | 94 | 17 | 4 |
2240 | Try to understand. I'm on another F-A-L-L. | 1.2174 | 0.04416 | 115 | 93 | 19 | 3 |
2241 | OKay Okay I'll increase your allowance to a dozen sugar cubes and two apples | 1.2174 | 0.04749 | 115 | 95 | 15 | 5 |
2242 | Yipee just got word ,my apple shares just tripled. | 1.2174 | 0.04416 | 115 | 93 | 19 | 3 |
2243 | Awesome, never better! And you? | 1.2174 | 0.04585 | 115 | 94 | 17 | 4 |
2244 | 8 seconds up here is better than 2 days with a spreadsheet. | 1.2174 | 0.04907 | 115 | 96 | 13 | 6 |
2245 | I'll get back to you when I land. | 1.2174 | 0.04585 | 115 | 94 | 17 | 4 |
2246 | Horseback riding really does give you a high. | 1.2174 | 0.04240 | 115 | 92 | 21 | 2 |
2247 | Hey, this is really my first rodeo. | 1.2174 | 0.04749 | 115 | 95 | 15 | 5 |
2248 | I’ve got a great idea for this year’s office party! | 1.2174 | 0.04416 | 115 | 93 | 19 | 3 |
2249 | My other ride's a Jaguar. | 1.2174 | 0.04416 | 115 | 93 | 19 | 3 |
2250 | At the sadist rodeo... | 1.2174 | 0.04749 | 115 | 95 | 15 | 5 |
2251 | Would you visit me in the hospital? I hav a hunch I'll be there within the hour. | 1.2174 | 0.04585 | 115 | 94 | 17 | 4 |
2252 | That's the last time I ask you for ten bucks. | 1.2174 | 0.04585 | 115 | 94 | 17 | 4 |
2253 | Hey, can I call you back? I'm about to go through a dead zone. | 1.2174 | 0.04749 | 115 | 95 | 15 | 5 |
2254 | When you said you were putting me on the Bronco account, I thought you meant Ford! | 1.2174 | 0.04907 | 115 | 96 | 13 | 6 |
2255 | Let me put you on "whoa!" | 1.2174 | 0.04240 | 115 | 92 | 21 | 2 |
2256 | Stick with me here- it's like Uber, but with horses. | 1.2174 | 0.04416 | 115 | 93 | 19 | 3 |
2257 | Can I put you on mute for a second? | 1.2174 | 0.04907 | 115 | 96 | 13 | 6 |
2258 | Can I call you back in 8 seconds? | 1.2174 | 0.04416 | 115 | 93 | 19 | 3 |
2259 | This better be good! | 1.2174 | 0.04749 | 115 | 95 | 15 | 5 |
2260 | I know you've been seeing other horses, Brad! | 1.2174 | 0.04585 | 115 | 94 | 17 | 4 |
2261 | So then I said - "What could possibly be tougher than Wall Street! Give me your best horse!" | 1.2174 | 0.04585 | 115 | 94 | 17 | 4 |
2262 | SAM, SPORTS ILLUSTRATED WAS RIGHT, THE BRONCOS ARE TOUGH THIS YEAR! | 1.2174 | 0.04585 | 115 | 94 | 17 | 4 |
2263 | Oops! I'm breaking up! | 1.2174 | 0.04585 | 115 | 94 | 17 | 4 |
2264 | Wild horses couldn't keep me away! | 1.2174 | 0.04056 | 115 | 91 | 23 | 1 |
2265 | Hey, Great idea, AAron Copland ring tone! | 1.2174 | 0.04749 | 115 | 95 | 15 | 5 |
2266 | Sure, I'm on my break, so now's a great time. | 1.2174 | 0.04585 | 115 | 94 | 17 | 4 |
2267 | Found her on "Buck that.com" | 1.2174 | 0.04585 | 115 | 94 | 17 | 4 |
2268 | I'd like to buy 100 shares in Amalgamated Glue. | 1.2174 | 0.04907 | 115 | 96 | 13 | 6 |
2269 | Do you have one with a little spirit? | 1.2174 | 0.04416 | 115 | 93 | 19 | 3 |
2270 | I'm working overtime today ... need the extra bucks. | 1.2174 | 0.04585 | 115 | 94 | 17 | 4 |
2271 | Avenatti! | 1.2174 | 0.04585 | 115 | 94 | 17 | 4 |
2272 | Yup, they give you an Ultra Low Emissions Vehicle, and if you decline the insurance, it's half the price of an Uber! | 1.2174 | 0.04585 | 115 | 94 | 17 | 4 |
2273 | I MUST be covered! Its not like I got thrown off this horse intentionally. | 1.2174 | 0.04585 | 115 | 94 | 17 | 4 |
2274 | We're about to break up, dear. I'll call you back. | 1.2174 | 0.04907 | 115 | 96 | 13 | 6 |
2275 | Yes, the dude ranch is great. Posting some pics on my Instagram as we speak! | 1.2174 | 0.04749 | 115 | 95 | 15 | 5 |
2276 | Yep, third day on his legal team is going well. | 1.2174 | 0.04749 | 115 | 95 | 15 | 5 |
2277 | Honey, I'm a wall street guy. It's called horse-trading. | 1.2174 | 0.04240 | 115 | 92 | 21 | 2 |
2278 | Yes... double indemnity please. | 1.2174 | 0.04416 | 115 | 93 | 19 | 3 |
2279 | No, this is a good time. I'm just horsing around | 1.2174 | 0.04416 | 115 | 93 | 19 | 3 |
2280 | Yeah, she just did the entrechat quatre from 'Swan Lake'! Call the Bolshoi! | 1.2174 | 0.04585 | 115 | 94 | 17 | 4 |
2281 | He's perfect...my mother-in-law won't know what hit her! | 1.2174 | 0.04416 | 115 | 93 | 19 | 3 |
2282 | Funny you should ask. It is my first rodeo. | 1.2174 | 0.05060 | 115 | 97 | 11 | 7 |
2283 | I'm officially stepping down off this horse to spend more time with family | 1.2174 | 0.04749 | 115 | 95 | 15 | 5 |
2284 | Hold dinner while I complete my bucket list. | 1.2174 | 0.04416 | 115 | 93 | 19 | 3 |
2285 | Right ?" "No,left ! | 1.2174 | 0.04240 | 115 | 92 | 21 | 2 |
2286 | Hey, you know that meeting I scheduled? | 1.2174 | 0.04585 | 115 | 94 | 17 | 4 |
2287 | My ride doesn’t allow texting. | 1.2174 | 0.04907 | 115 | 96 | 13 | 6 |
2288 | I’ll take the ostrich jacket ! | 1.2174 | 0.04907 | 115 | 96 | 13 | 6 |
2289 | Trying out a Riding App, how about you.. | 1.2174 | 0.04416 | 115 | 93 | 19 | 3 |
2290 | I think you'd love it -- it beats even virtual reality. | 1.2174 | 0.04585 | 115 | 94 | 17 | 4 |
2291 | ...because this hurts less than watching network news! | 1.2174 | 0.04907 | 115 | 96 | 13 | 6 |
2292 | They specifically told me not to take the Pale Horse, so I told 'em, 'I'm on vacation... and this is America!' | 1.2174 | 0.04416 | 115 | 93 | 19 | 3 |
2293 | Actual reality sure beats virtual reality. | 1.2174 | 0.04240 | 115 | 92 | 21 | 2 |
2294 | Ha! I didn't want to go there anyway! | 1.2174 | 0.04749 | 115 | 95 | 15 | 5 |
2295 | Whoa, you're distracting me. | 1.2174 | 0.04585 | 115 | 94 | 17 | 4 |
2296 | Whoops | 1.2174 | 0.04585 | 115 | 94 | 17 | 4 |
2297 | Hey, I get service out here! | 1.2174 | 0.04749 | 115 | 95 | 15 | 5 |
2298 | Funny you should call this a phone pitch! | 1.2174 | 0.04240 | 115 | 92 | 21 | 2 |
2299 | Hold on, I'm got to have a concussion. | 1.2174 | 0.04585 | 115 | 94 | 17 | 4 |
2300 | No, I'm not too busy to talk. | 1.2174 | 0.04416 | 115 | 93 | 19 | 3 |
2301 | If I land upside down, maybe the world will make more sense. | 1.2174 | 0.04240 | 115 | 92 | 21 | 2 |
2302 | I may be about to lose my signal | 1.2174 | 0.04749 | 115 | 95 | 15 | 5 |
2303 | No, I'm not driving. Just horsing around. Glad you called. | 1.2174 | 0.04585 | 115 | 94 | 17 | 4 |
2304 | Next, we're gonna do the twist! | 1.2174 | 0.04585 | 115 | 94 | 17 | 4 |
2305 | Oops, got'a call ya back. | 1.2174 | 0.04585 | 115 | 94 | 17 | 4 |
2306 | I'll text you as | 1.2174 | 0.04416 | 115 | 93 | 19 | 3 |
2307 | Hey, yo-yo, the Mustang you're looking for is made by Ford. | 1.2174 | 0.04749 | 115 | 95 | 15 | 5 |
2308 | Bill never misses a call from his mother. | 1.2174 | 0.04585 | 115 | 94 | 17 | 4 |
2309 | No, I’m telling you—you’ll never take Uber again. | 1.2174 | 0.04585 | 115 | 94 | 17 | 4 |
2310 | Raindrop, I keep falling on my head. Now, that's what I call a song title! | 1.2174 | 0.04749 | 115 | 95 | 15 | 5 |
2311 | Whoaaaa! Tariffs! | 1.2174 | 0.04585 | 115 | 94 | 17 | 4 |
2312 | Me? I'm doing great Gil! I think I just won some sort of contest. | 1.2174 | 0.04749 | 115 | 95 | 15 | 5 |
2313 | Hello?....orthopedic surgery department please. | 1.2174 | 0.04585 | 115 | 94 | 17 | 4 |
2314 | No, Joe, put me in a low risk portfolio. | 1.2174 | 0.04416 | 115 | 93 | 19 | 3 |
2315 | How do you think I feel - I'm the one wearing a tie. | 1.2174 | 0.04416 | 115 | 93 | 19 | 3 |
2316 | Sprint? I'm switching carriers. | 1.2174 | 0.04056 | 115 | 91 | 23 | 1 |
2317 | My boss is trying a new 'wide open spaces' office plan... Sure, it's going about as well as you could expect... | 1.2174 | 0.04749 | 115 | 95 | 15 | 5 |
2318 | I'll be the one on the ground next to a horse. | 1.2174 | 0.04416 | 115 | 93 | 19 | 3 |
2319 | You’re sooooo frisky! | 1.2174 | 0.04749 | 115 | 95 | 15 | 5 |
2320 | "Don't ever tell me to buck-up again!" | 1.2174 | 0.04240 | 115 | 92 | 21 | 2 |
2321 | You cannot believe what my prostate feels like these days. | 1.2174 | 0.04416 | 115 | 93 | 19 | 3 |
2322 | I just dry-cleaned this shirt! | 1.2174 | 0.04585 | 115 | 94 | 17 | 4 |
2323 | Isn’t the horse in hands-free mode? | 1.2174 | 0.04585 | 115 | 94 | 17 | 4 |
2324 | Hey, Marge, can you believe they wanted me to wear a safety belt on a horse--what a joke. | 1.2174 | 0.04585 | 115 | 94 | 17 | 4 |
2325 | Hello, Mt. Sinai Hospital? I'd like to make an appointment. | 1.2174 | 0.04416 | 115 | 93 | 19 | 3 |
2326 | OK keep up that positive energy and I’ll see you in our next session | 1.2174 | 0.04749 | 115 | 95 | 15 | 5 |
2327 | lemme putcha on hold for a second. | 1.2174 | 0.04749 | 115 | 95 | 15 | 5 |
2328 | Bye bye. | 1.2174 | 0.04907 | 115 | 96 | 13 | 6 |
2329 | Hello operator, I'm about to have a medical emergency. | 1.2174 | 0.04240 | 115 | 92 | 21 | 2 |
2330 | They're saying its a bull market, but i'm inclined to disagree | 1.2174 | 0.04585 | 115 | 94 | 17 | 4 |
2331 | No, I can't hold on any longer! | 1.2174 | 0.04585 | 115 | 94 | 17 | 4 |
2332 | No, I broke up with you first. | 1.2174 | 0.04749 | 115 | 95 | 15 | 5 |
2333 | He just went berserk when he saw his selfie and found out he was a horse! | 1.2174 | 0.04585 | 115 | 94 | 17 | 4 |
2334 | I think I’m about to drop the call! | 1.2174 | 0.04749 | 115 | 95 | 15 | 5 |
2335 | I want you to investigate my horse's collusion with Vladimir Putin | 1.2174 | 0.04585 | 115 | 94 | 17 | 4 |
2336 | Me? Oh,I'm just multitasking. | 1.2174 | 0.04416 | 115 | 93 | 19 | 3 |
2337 | I'm so happy finally to have found someone who loves swing dancing as much as I do! | 1.2174 | 0.04416 | 115 | 93 | 19 | 3 |
2338 | Hold on. Let me switch to bronco mode. | 1.2174 | 0.04416 | 115 | 93 | 19 | 3 |
2339 | Honey, I don't think I'll make it home for dinner. | 1.2174 | 0.04416 | 115 | 93 | 19 | 3 |
2340 | Well shake the daylights out of me, you can talk and do a mean two-step too Mr. Ed! | 1.2174 | 0.04585 | 115 | 94 | 17 | 4 |
2341 | Hello! 911? It's too early to say, but I may need an ambulance. | 1.2174 | 0.04585 | 115 | 94 | 17 | 4 |
2342 | So I said to him ""Watch me whip...now watch me neigh neigh" and he freaked out! | 1.2174 | 0.04416 | 115 | 93 | 19 | 3 |
2343 | Hold on, I'm about to go through a dead zone. | 1.2174 | 0.04416 | 115 | 93 | 19 | 3 |
2344 | I knew I should have asked for 'The Old Grey Mare'! | 1.2174 | 0.05060 | 115 | 97 | 11 | 7 |
2345 | I said it’s a heel-clicking kind of day! | 1.2174 | 0.04240 | 115 | 92 | 21 | 2 |
2346 | Checked off my bucket list. Getting Trump to stop Tweeting next. | 1.2174 | 0.04240 | 115 | 92 | 21 | 2 |
2347 | Get off my achin’ back! | 1.2174 | 0.04749 | 115 | 95 | 15 | 5 |
2348 | YES, I did turn off the garden hose! | 1.2174 | 0.04585 | 115 | 94 | 17 | 4 |
2349 | Just do the brakes; the shock absorbers can wait. | 1.2174 | 0.04585 | 115 | 94 | 17 | 4 |
2350 | Hold on for a second ! | 1.2174 | 0.04056 | 115 | 91 | 23 | 1 |
2351 | I thought I had tickets to a football game! | 1.2174 | 0.04749 | 115 | 95 | 15 | 5 |
2352 | Hang on a sec... | 1.2174 | 0.04585 | 115 | 94 | 17 | 4 |
2353 | Not sure when I'll be in the office. Commute's a TOSS-UP this morning! | 1.2174 | 0.04749 | 115 | 95 | 15 | 5 |
2354 | Full-time disability benefits, here I come! | 1.2174 | 0.04749 | 115 | 95 | 15 | 5 |
2355 | For the last time, stop trying to lead me to water! | 1.2174 | 0.04416 | 115 | 93 | 19 | 3 |
2356 | Board meetings were never like this! | 1.2174 | 0.04416 | 115 | 93 | 19 | 3 |
2357 | Yes! I am starting to reevaluate my choices! | 1.2174 | 0.04240 | 115 | 92 | 21 | 2 |
2358 | Hey, baby, quit horsin' around! | 1.2174 | 0.04416 | 115 | 93 | 19 | 3 |
2359 | Hey honey, you'll never guess what happened again on the way home from work! Yup! | 1.2174 | 0.04907 | 115 | 96 | 13 | 6 |
2360 | My dreams are so real these days! | 1.2174 | 0.04585 | 115 | 94 | 17 | 4 |
2361 | Acme Stunt Doubles - could you hold a moment, please? | 1.2174 | 0.04749 | 115 | 95 | 15 | 5 |
2362 | Is this supposed to be some kind of metaphor? | 1.2174 | 0.04240 | 115 | 92 | 21 | 2 |
2363 | I'd like an order of fries and an ambulance . | 1.2174 | 0.04749 | 115 | 95 | 15 | 5 |
2364 | So I said, 'You think YOUR horse is stupid? Listen to this . . . ! | 1.2174 | 0.04416 | 115 | 93 | 19 | 3 |
2365 | The beta version of self-driving horses needs more tech support! | 1.2174 | 0.04907 | 115 | 96 | 13 | 6 |
2366 | You're not going to believe this! Let me take a selfie and send it. | 1.2167 | 0.04611 | 120 | 99 | 16 | 5 |
2367 | Your breaking up with me isn't the only thing throwing me for a loop now! | 1.2167 | 0.04297 | 120 | 97 | 20 | 3 |
2368 | I'm so present with this adventure right now. | 1.2167 | 0.04611 | 120 | 99 | 16 | 5 |
2369 | ...just discovering the perils of distracted riding." | 1.2162 | 0.04322 | 111 | 89 | 20 | 2 |
2370 | Look up "Rodeo Fail" - I'm gonna be famous! | 1.2162 | 0.04322 | 111 | 89 | 20 | 2 |
2371 | You have arrived at your destination on the left. | 1.2162 | 0.04508 | 111 | 90 | 18 | 3 |
2372 | Jerry, I’m telling you you have to come down. I haven’t been bucked this hard in years. | 1.2155 | 0.04550 | 116 | 95 | 17 | 4 |
2373 | Ha ha! Thanks for the rollover minutes!!! | 1.2155 | 0.04382 | 116 | 94 | 19 | 3 |
2374 | The next horse I get will have bluetooth | 1.2155 | 0.04382 | 116 | 94 | 19 | 3 |
2375 | Hey it’s John from the Filly office | 1.2155 | 0.04711 | 116 | 96 | 15 | 5 |
2376 | So I'm at this political rally right, and this politician is saying young healthy people don't need health care... | 1.2155 | 0.04550 | 116 | 95 | 17 | 4 |
2377 | You’ll love it. No traffic! | 1.2155 | 0.04550 | 116 | 95 | 17 | 4 |
2378 | Honey, I'm throne | 1.2155 | 0.04550 | 116 | 95 | 17 | 4 |
2379 | Thanks again for recommending this place for R & R after the Trump Whitehouse. | 1.2155 | 0.04382 | 116 | 94 | 19 | 3 |
2380 | Hey, I really should go--I going to break up soon anyway. | 1.2155 | 0.04382 | 116 | 94 | 19 | 3 |
2381 | You've reached horse-related-injuries law firm, how may I help you? | 1.2155 | 0.04382 | 116 | 94 | 19 | 3 |
2382 | Peterson? Is this a good time? Are you sure? Hate to be a bother. Oh, not too bad, Yourself? Glad to hear it; glad to hear it. Oh, nothing much just horsing around. Well, now that you mention it, I think I might like to reconsider that resignation. | 1.2155 | 0.04868 | 116 | 97 | 13 | 6 |
2383 | Days like this can be ball busters. | 1.2155 | 0.04207 | 116 | 93 | 21 | 2 |
2384 | This is a lot more fun than being tossed around in a New York cab! | 1.2149 | 0.04424 | 121 | 99 | 18 | 4 |
2385 | I'm feeling a bit hoarse today. | 1.2149 | 0.04100 | 121 | 97 | 22 | 2 |
2386 | Oh, you know....just another day at the office. | 1.2137 | 0.04675 | 117 | 97 | 15 | 5 |
2387 | We just adopted him! They were very specific about no refunds. I don't know why! | 1.2137 | 0.04675 | 117 | 97 | 15 | 5 |
2388 | That’s not what I meant by “more horsepower.” | 1.2137 | 0.04175 | 117 | 94 | 21 | 2 |
2389 | He saw I was on my cell phone and, well, I guess he needs more attention. | 1.2137 | 0.05126 | 117 | 100 | 9 | 8 |
2390 | Yes, honey, I told them to take the job and keep it, I’m finally going to chase my dream job of being a rodeo clown! | 1.2124 | 0.04436 | 113 | 92 | 18 | 3 |
2391 | He's through the loop! Just a sec--we've got to stick the landing. | 1.2124 | 0.04611 | 113 | 93 | 16 | 4 |
2392 | Return to work? Sorry boss, but I'm not ready to get back in the saddle | 1.2124 | 0.04064 | 113 | 90 | 22 | 1 |
2393 | You were absolutely right. E-rodeo is an amazing virtual reality application. By the way, does it hurt when you fall to the ground? | 1.2124 | 0.04611 | 113 | 93 | 16 | 4 |
2394 | You wouldn't dare do this to the Marlboro man. | 1.2124 | 0.04436 | 113 | 92 | 18 | 3 |
2395 | Great news, I just got my own internet meme! | 1.2124 | 0.04779 | 113 | 94 | 14 | 5 |
2396 | Collusions not a crime!?!?! That's a good one!! | 1.2124 | 0.04436 | 113 | 92 | 18 | 3 |
2397 | So then Karen shows up at the party, and Tiffany totally exploded. | 1.2124 | 0.04611 | 113 | 93 | 16 | 4 |
2398 | I think he likes me! | 1.2124 | 0.04611 | 113 | 93 | 16 | 4 |
2399 | Sorry. It must have been a butt dial. | 1.2124 | 0.04611 | 113 | 93 | 16 | 4 |
2400 | Yes! He broke stride. I win on points. | 1.2124 | 0.04254 | 113 | 91 | 20 | 2 |
2401 | I can totally see it's butt hole! | 1.2124 | 0.04611 | 113 | 93 | 16 | 4 |
2402 | This horse moves around more than the money I launder. | 1.2105 | 0.04221 | 114 | 92 | 20 | 2 |
2403 | Will do. I'm heading right over. | 1.2091 | 0.04302 | 110 | 89 | 19 | 2 |
2404 | I’m working from home, home on the range. | 1.2091 | 0.04674 | 110 | 91 | 15 | 4 |
2405 | Hold on - Just got in a WIFI Zone | 1.2091 | 0.04674 | 110 | 91 | 15 | 4 |
2406 | Hello, emergency medical services? Would you please send an ambulance to the double bar TKO ranch immediately. Thanks. | 1.2091 | 0.04849 | 110 | 92 | 13 | 5 |
2407 | This reminds me of my divorce, | 1.2091 | 0.04492 | 110 | 90 | 17 | 3 |
2408 | Horsing around is for the birds, that I can tell you. | 1.2091 | 0.04674 | 110 | 91 | 15 | 4 |
2409 | I just got the best selfie! | 1.2091 | 0.04492 | 110 | 90 | 17 | 3 |
2410 | So I had a few minutes to kill before our meeting, | 1.2091 | 0.04492 | 110 | 90 | 17 | 3 |
2411 | It looks like i'm getting roped in !! | 1.2091 | 0.04849 | 110 | 92 | 13 | 5 |
2412 | I have to do this in 8 seconds or less or I'm paying roaming fees. | 1.2091 | 0.04849 | 110 | 92 | 13 | 5 |
2413 | I’ve been thinking about switching to Bluetooth. | 1.2091 | 0.04674 | 110 | 91 | 15 | 4 |
2414 | 911? Yeah, it’ll be an emergency in just about one second. | 1.2091 | 0.04674 | 110 | 91 | 15 | 4 |
2415 | Cancel my tee time. Golf has suddenly gotten old. | 1.2091 | 0.04849 | 110 | 92 | 13 | 5 |
2416 | I can't today, I'm at the Agnes de Mille dance retreat. | 1.2091 | 0.04302 | 110 | 89 | 19 | 2 |
2417 | I said this was a no call zone and I mean’t it! | 1.2091 | 0.04674 | 110 | 91 | 15 | 4 |
2418 | Hang on a sec..traffic got a little rough.. | 1.2091 | 0.04104 | 110 | 88 | 21 | 1 |
2419 | Oh! I finally got service! | 1.2091 | 0.04104 | 110 | 88 | 21 | 1 |
2420 | I think I’ll call him “trebuchet!” | 1.2091 | 0.04849 | 110 | 92 | 13 | 5 |
2421 | I’d rather be bucked off a bronco than take that deal | 1.2091 | 0.04674 | 110 | 91 | 15 | 4 |
2422 | Okay, thanks-- I guess I'll just have to get right back on the horse that threw me. | 1.2091 | 0.04674 | 110 | 91 | 15 | 4 |
2423 | Mister, two hands on the reins, I might have brown teeth but no blue tooth. | 1.2091 | 0.04492 | 110 | 90 | 17 | 3 |
2424 | I'll call you back. I am about to get workers comp! | 1.2091 | 0.04674 | 110 | 91 | 15 | 4 |
2425 | You always call me at the right time. | 1.2091 | 0.04674 | 110 | 91 | 15 | 4 |
2426 | Honey gotta go. First time I used the internet to get a ride with Uber, and now they want to drop me off. | 1.2091 | 0.04674 | 110 | 91 | 15 | 4 |
2427 | I thought you told me the word was giddy up! | 1.2091 | 0.04674 | 110 | 91 | 15 | 4 |
2428 | I called to catch up. But I'm leaping ahead. | 1.2091 | 0.04674 | 110 | 91 | 15 | 4 |
2429 | I've think I've really bucked it up this time. | 1.2091 | 0.04674 | 110 | 91 | 15 | 4 |
2430 | Hey don't worry about me, I hit the ground running | 1.2091 | 0.04492 | 110 | 90 | 17 | 3 |
2431 | The new job allows me to hit the hay earlier. | 1.2091 | 0.04302 | 110 | 89 | 19 | 2 |
2432 | Still a smoother ride than the economy | 1.2091 | 0.04674 | 110 | 91 | 15 | 4 |
2433 | Was it something I said ? | 1.2091 | 0.04674 | 110 | 91 | 15 | 4 |
2434 | Not much. I’m just horsing around. What’s new with you? | 1.2091 | 0.04492 | 110 | 90 | 17 | 3 |
2435 | This whole mid-life crisis thing is great! | 1.2091 | 0.04492 | 110 | 90 | 17 | 3 |
2436 | Gotta go, hon. I have another fall coming. | 1.2091 | 0.04492 | 110 | 90 | 17 | 3 |
2437 | Damn dude! I told you to tell me if you were going to zag before you zig.... | 1.2091 | 0.04302 | 110 | 89 | 19 | 2 |
2438 | Did you say Buck off? | 1.2091 | 0.04674 | 110 | 91 | 15 | 4 |
2439 | Don't worry honey, I've got life insurance riders. | 1.2091 | 0.04674 | 110 | 91 | 15 | 4 |
2440 | The new job sucks but the commute is a hoot. | 1.2091 | 0.04674 | 110 | 91 | 15 | 4 |
2441 | And I’m using a flip phone | 1.2091 | 0.04492 | 110 | 90 | 17 | 3 |
2442 | Hey, can you believe they make you sign release forms at this dude ranch now? | 1.2091 | 0.04492 | 110 | 90 | 17 | 3 |
2443 | I'm in training for my new job at the White House. It's gonna be a bumpy ride! | 1.2091 | 0.04492 | 110 | 90 | 17 | 3 |
2444 | Finally got cell reception. | 1.2091 | 0.04492 | 110 | 90 | 17 | 3 |
2445 | Silly humans! They’re so oblivious. He didn’t even see the ghost! | 1.2091 | 0.05018 | 110 | 93 | 11 | 6 |
2446 | Damn-it, Bob! This may be a bull market, but seriously ... no more horsing around here! | 1.2091 | 0.04492 | 110 | 90 | 17 | 3 |
2447 | I know you want me to commit to the relationship. The Good News is that I am no longer on the fence. | 1.2091 | 0.04492 | 110 | 90 | 17 | 3 |
2448 | I'm up in the air about what the cattle call is going to be like. | 1.2091 | 0.04492 | 110 | 90 | 17 | 3 |
2449 | We're definitely winning Dancing with the Stars! | 1.2091 | 0.04492 | 110 | 90 | 17 | 3 |
2450 | I know how to make a quick buck. | 1.2091 | 0.04104 | 110 | 88 | 21 | 1 |
2451 | I can’t help myself — anything for another buck. | 1.2091 | 0.04849 | 110 | 92 | 13 | 5 |
2452 | Ma! Ma! Remember how you said I need some down time? | 1.2091 | 0.04104 | 110 | 88 | 21 | 1 |
2453 | Roy and Trigger killin' it on DWTS. | 1.2091 | 0.04302 | 110 | 89 | 19 | 2 |
2454 | "Just a second, I'll show you on Insta" | 1.2091 | 0.04849 | 110 | 92 | 13 | 5 |
2455 | Sorry, dear - I thought you said 'get off your bucking high horse. | 1.2091 | 0.04674 | 110 | 91 | 15 | 4 |
2456 | I'm not calling because my monthly phone plan is too high, you should see the only way I get good reception | 1.2091 | 0.04674 | 110 | 91 | 15 | 4 |
2457 | And now what? | 1.2091 | 0.04674 | 110 | 91 | 15 | 4 |
2458 | Ok fine! I'll only get pineapple on HALF the pizza | 1.2091 | 0.04674 | 110 | 91 | 15 | 4 |
2459 | I'll call you back as soon as I am released from the emergency room! | 1.2091 | 0.04849 | 110 | 92 | 13 | 5 |
2460 | You'd be surprised - it's a bigger rush than cocaine. | 1.2091 | 0.04302 | 110 | 89 | 19 | 2 |
2461 | How about "The buck stops here" for our new logo? | 1.2091 | 0.04849 | 110 | 92 | 13 | 5 |
2462 | I know the call is breaking up, this horse doesn't have Bluetooth. | 1.2091 | 0.04492 | 110 | 90 | 17 | 3 |
2463 | Everything's going well so far! | 1.2091 | 0.04302 | 110 | 89 | 19 | 2 |
2464 | And then what did he say? | 1.2091 | 0.04849 | 110 | 92 | 13 | 5 |
2465 | Hi honey, I just crossed another one off the old bucket list! | 1.2091 | 0.04302 | 110 | 89 | 19 | 2 |
2466 | Hold on a minute, it's Fall Waiting." | 1.2091 | 0.04302 | 110 | 89 | 19 | 2 |
2467 | Can you hold on a sec? There's someone on my other line. | 1.2091 | 0.04492 | 110 | 90 | 17 | 3 |
2468 | Sure the market's volatile right now. I'm going to make a fortune! | 1.2091 | 0.04104 | 110 | 88 | 21 | 1 |
2469 | Looks like the Apocalypse will have to settle for four horsemen. | 1.2091 | 0.04302 | 110 | 89 | 19 | 2 |
2470 | Believe me, the buck stops here." | 1.2091 | 0.03895 | 110 | 87 | 23 | 0 |
2471 | I can't talk now; I'm out in the field. | 1.2091 | 0.04302 | 110 | 89 | 19 | 2 |
2472 | No! I'm not texting and riding. | 1.2091 | 0.04849 | 110 | 92 | 13 | 5 |
2473 | Yeeehaaaa!!!! Can you hear me now? | 1.2091 | 0.04849 | 110 | 92 | 13 | 5 |
2474 | Excel just booted me—I'll need a minute to find those figures. | 1.2091 | 0.04674 | 110 | 91 | 15 | 4 |
2475 | Yeeeeeeha! Can you hear me now? | 1.2091 | 0.04492 | 110 | 90 | 17 | 3 |
2476 | Customer service. Please hold | 1.2091 | 0.04492 | 110 | 90 | 17 | 3 |
2477 | Yeah, this new Bronco is a great ride! | 1.2091 | 0.04492 | 110 | 90 | 17 | 3 |
2478 | Hello, mortuary? | 1.2091 | 0.04492 | 110 | 90 | 17 | 3 |
2479 | Nothing much.. What are you up to? | 1.2091 | 0.04674 | 110 | 91 | 15 | 4 |
2480 | Dude ranch is great. I feel like a million bucks! | 1.2091 | 0.04492 | 110 | 90 | 17 | 3 |
2481 | Hi, I'd like to order a neck brace and 6 ice packs. | 1.2091 | 0.04302 | 110 | 89 | 19 | 2 |
2482 | No bolo tie, no ride. | 1.2091 | 0.04492 | 110 | 90 | 17 | 3 |
2483 | Let me phone you back; something just came up. | 1.2091 | 0.04492 | 110 | 90 | 17 | 3 |
2484 | Yup, my flip phone is still working perfectly! | 1.2091 | 0.04492 | 110 | 90 | 17 | 3 |
2485 | Why is he smiling? He didn't even make 1 second of his 8 second ride! | 1.2091 | 0.04674 | 110 | 91 | 15 | 4 |
2486 | And then they said, 'Get off your high horse, Jim!' | 1.2091 | 0.04302 | 110 | 89 | 19 | 2 |
2487 | This is how I like my Martini--Shaken, not Stirred! | 1.2091 | 0.04302 | 110 | 89 | 19 | 2 |
2488 | Calls are a buck per minute | 1.2091 | 0.04302 | 110 | 89 | 19 | 2 |
2489 | I'll give you a call from the hospital | 1.2091 | 0.04849 | 110 | 92 | 13 | 5 |
2490 | I don't think the buck stops here, Bob. | 1.2091 | 0.04492 | 110 | 90 | 17 | 3 |
2491 | Hey honey, this new car service app - ‘BUCKle UP’ - is awesome...they sent me a Bronco and it’s one hell of a ride! | 1.2091 | 0.04674 | 110 | 91 | 15 | 4 |
2492 | They're right. So much more fun than running for office. | 1.2091 | 0.04849 | 110 | 92 | 13 | 5 |
2493 | Wait, I dropped my selfie stick. | 1.2091 | 0.04302 | 110 | 89 | 19 | 2 |
2494 | Take it easy Bucko, this is my first rodeo! | 1.2091 | 0.05182 | 110 | 94 | 9 | 7 |
2495 | Hey Martha, I'm calling out sick today. I'm about to get a concussion in 3-2-1..... | 1.2091 | 0.04674 | 110 | 91 | 15 | 4 |
2496 | Things are a bit up in the air now. | 1.2091 | 0.05018 | 110 | 93 | 11 | 6 |
2497 | I'm immersed in an Airbnb experience, may I call you back? | 1.2091 | 0.04674 | 110 | 91 | 15 | 4 |
2498 | I can’t talk now. I’ll call back when I land | 1.2091 | 0.04674 | 110 | 91 | 15 | 4 |
2499 | Operator: 'Sir,can you hold on? I'll be with you in a minute. | 1.2091 | 0.04302 | 110 | 89 | 19 | 2 |
2500 | My second wish was for a flying f+#k and I must not have enunciated. | 1.2091 | 0.04492 | 110 | 90 | 17 | 3 |
2501 | Hang on-I’m going into a bad cell area | 1.2091 | 0.04849 | 110 | 92 | 13 | 5 |
2502 | Hello, Mt. Sinai. | 1.2091 | 0.04302 | 110 | 89 | 19 | 2 |
2503 | Oh no, I'm just finishing my morning routine. Now it's time to meditate. | 1.2091 | 0.04302 | 110 | 89 | 19 | 2 |
2504 | No, you giddyup... no, you giddyup... no, YOU giddyup... | 1.2091 | 0.04492 | 110 | 90 | 17 | 3 |
2505 | Tell him I was too bucking busy—or vice versa. | 1.2091 | 0.04849 | 110 | 92 | 13 | 5 |
2506 | Hold that while I take a selfie. | 1.2091 | 0.04492 | 110 | 90 | 17 | 3 |
2507 | I'll call you later. I'm about to land. | 1.2091 | 0.04674 | 110 | 91 | 15 | 4 |
2508 | Hold on a second - I think I'm about to hit a dead spot. | 1.2091 | 0.05018 | 110 | 93 | 11 | 6 |
2509 | I'll send you a selfie from the hospital. | 1.2091 | 0.04674 | 110 | 91 | 15 | 4 |
2510 | 'That's what you get for calling me a jackass! | 1.2091 | 0.04674 | 110 | 91 | 15 | 4 |
2511 | Hey Dan, sorry I can't make the meeting. Working from homestead today. | 1.2091 | 0.04849 | 110 | 92 | 13 | 5 |
2512 | This horse is letting me fly freeeeeeee!!!! | 1.2091 | 0.04674 | 110 | 91 | 15 | 4 |
2513 | Can I call you back? I'm about to be out of range. | 1.2091 | 0.04849 | 110 | 92 | 13 | 5 |
2514 | I might break every bone in my body, but at least I'll be less arrogant. | 1.2091 | 0.04674 | 110 | 91 | 15 | 4 |
2515 | So I decided to go retro on this whole autonomous vehicle movement. | 1.2091 | 0.04849 | 110 | 92 | 13 | 5 |
2516 | Look! symmetry! | 1.2091 | 0.05018 | 110 | 93 | 11 | 6 |
2517 | It's OK. I'm talking hands-free! | 1.2091 | 0.04302 | 110 | 89 | 19 | 2 |
2518 | Her sashay is perfect! Book four weeks, seven days a week, twice on Sunday! | 1.2091 | 0.04492 | 110 | 90 | 17 | 3 |
2519 | 911 What is your emergency? | 1.2091 | 0.04849 | 110 | 92 | 13 | 5 |
2520 | My total life has been one of rejection. | 1.2091 | 0.05018 | 110 | 93 | 11 | 6 |
2521 | No, I can't take a selfie. | 1.2091 | 0.04492 | 110 | 90 | 17 | 3 |
2522 | cowboy up, cowboy down. | 1.2091 | 0.04674 | 110 | 91 | 15 | 4 |
2523 | The buck stops here! | 1.2091 | 0.04849 | 110 | 92 | 13 | 5 |
2524 | No honey, I said I can’t talk now because I’m getting bucked | 1.2091 | 0.04492 | 110 | 90 | 17 | 3 |
2525 | Bucking the oddballs. | 1.2091 | 0.04492 | 110 | 90 | 17 | 3 |
2526 | Am I approved to ride the New York Subway yet? | 1.2091 | 0.04849 | 110 | 92 | 13 | 5 |
2527 | Vacationing at the Air Black and Blue Dude Ranch | 1.2091 | 0.04674 | 110 | 91 | 15 | 4 |
2528 | It’s been a wild ride, honey! | 1.2091 | 0.04302 | 110 | 89 | 19 | 2 |
2529 | This telecommuting thing is great! | 1.2091 | 0.04492 | 110 | 90 | 17 | 3 |
2530 | It's gonna hurt but it's nowhere near as bad as doing a performance review." | 1.2091 | 0.04492 | 110 | 90 | 17 | 3 |
2531 | Trust me, go with the dark horse. | 1.2091 | 0.04674 | 110 | 91 | 15 | 4 |
2532 | Yes, of course I can multi-task... | 1.2091 | 0.04104 | 110 | 88 | 21 | 1 |
2533 | Just horsing around. What are you up to? | 1.2091 | 0.04492 | 110 | 90 | 17 | 3 |
2534 | If this doesn’t impress the East German judge, nothing will. | 1.2091 | 0.04492 | 110 | 90 | 17 | 3 |
2535 | Damn these “combat Alzheimer’s” adventures! | 1.2091 | 0.04104 | 110 | 88 | 21 | 1 |
2536 | Are you getting all this?? | 1.2091 | 0.04849 | 110 | 92 | 13 | 5 |
2537 | Now's a great time to talk! In a second though, call an ambulance. | 1.2091 | 0.04302 | 110 | 89 | 19 | 2 |
2538 | Don't worry - I've been to this rodeo before. | 1.2091 | 0.04849 | 110 | 92 | 13 | 5 |
2539 | You wouldn’t believe it. I suggested a live stock buyback and he thought I said a livestock bareback. | 1.2091 | 0.04492 | 110 | 90 | 17 | 3 |
2540 | Hold on a sec while I break my neck. | 1.2091 | 0.04849 | 110 | 92 | 13 | 5 |
2541 | I won’t be able to meet you for lunch. | 1.2091 | 0.04492 | 110 | 90 | 17 | 3 |
2542 | Can you hang on a sec? I spilled my latte. | 1.2091 | 0.04849 | 110 | 92 | 13 | 5 |
2543 | less stressful...less dangerous, weekend R & R for White House staff. | 1.2091 | 0.04849 | 110 | 92 | 13 | 5 |
2544 | I said, get off you wanna be cowboy!! | 1.2091 | 0.05018 | 110 | 93 | 11 | 6 |
2545 | You heard it here first. More fake news | 1.2091 | 0.04302 | 110 | 89 | 19 | 2 |
2546 | No, my Bronco doesn't have handsfree. | 1.2091 | 0.04492 | 110 | 90 | 17 | 3 |
2547 | Before there was basketball the game of HORSE was a right more dangerous. | 1.2091 | 0.04492 | 110 | 90 | 17 | 3 |
2548 | Lucky Falls Dude Ranch...please hold | 1.2091 | 0.04849 | 110 | 92 | 13 | 5 |
2549 | I hope he's calling a good orthopedic surgeon. | 1.2091 | 0.04492 | 110 | 90 | 17 | 3 |
2550 | ....And now I’m being throw off the horse... | 1.2091 | 0.04674 | 110 | 91 | 15 | 4 |
2551 | Connection's breaking up ... call you later. | 1.2091 | 0.05018 | 110 | 93 | 11 | 6 |
2552 | Suffice it to say... I shouldn’t have taken that left turn at Albuquerque! | 1.2091 | 0.05018 | 110 | 93 | 11 | 6 |
2553 | No Text Rodeo | 1.2091 | 0.04674 | 110 | 91 | 15 | 4 |
2554 | Hey! I don't think this mare cares much for dudes. | 1.2091 | 0.05018 | 110 | 93 | 11 | 6 |
2555 | I gotta jump off. | 1.2091 | 0.04674 | 110 | 91 | 15 | 4 |
2556 | Just bucking around, you? | 1.2091 | 0.04674 | 110 | 91 | 15 | 4 |
2557 | I swear I wasn't looking at her! You're the only horse for me! | 1.2091 | 0.04674 | 110 | 91 | 15 | 4 |
2558 | What’s it mean when he lays his ears ba- AAAAHHH!! | 1.2091 | 0.04492 | 110 | 90 | 17 | 3 |
2559 | It'll be a gelding tomorrow | 1.2091 | 0.04674 | 110 | 91 | 15 | 4 |
2560 | No need to apologize. I know a thing or two about flying off the handle. | 1.2091 | 0.04104 | 110 | 88 | 21 | 1 |
2561 | Include it in benefits. | 1.2091 | 0.04492 | 110 | 90 | 17 | 3 |
2562 | We' re going to need an ambulance at the Dude Ranch. | 1.2091 | 0.04302 | 110 | 89 | 19 | 2 |
2563 | Gotta go. I'm getting ready to land | 1.2091 | 0.04104 | 110 | 88 | 21 | 1 |
2564 | As I was saying, once they’ve seen me on the horse, this deal is sealed. | 1.2091 | 0.04492 | 110 | 90 | 17 | 3 |
2565 | Relax! I said I got bucked bucked" | 1.2091 | 0.04849 | 110 | 92 | 13 | 5 |
2566 | Hold on a sec, I have another call coming in. | 1.2091 | 0.04492 | 110 | 90 | 17 | 3 |
2567 | I have an APPaloosa for that. | 1.2091 | 0.04104 | 110 | 88 | 21 | 1 |
2568 | Honey, I'm going to be Instagram Famous! | 1.2091 | 0.04104 | 110 | 88 | 21 | 1 |
2569 | Representative... | 1.2091 | 0.04849 | 110 | 92 | 13 | 5 |
2570 | No, I said, a Bucking horse! | 1.2091 | 0.05018 | 110 | 93 | 11 | 6 |
2571 | Hey Siri, overnight me one medium-sized neck brace | 1.2091 | 0.04492 | 110 | 90 | 17 | 3 |
2572 | Hi, I’d like to report a workplace injury | 1.2091 | 0.04302 | 110 | 89 | 19 | 2 |
2573 | We might get disconnected. | 1.2091 | 0.04104 | 110 | 88 | 21 | 1 |
2574 | Let me just get off my bucking high horse. | 1.2091 | 0.04492 | 110 | 90 | 17 | 3 |
2575 | But I WAS driving hands free! | 1.2091 | 0.04302 | 110 | 89 | 19 | 2 |
2576 | I said, the market is STABLE! | 1.2091 | 0.05018 | 110 | 93 | 11 | 6 |
2577 | I call this move ‘the Giuliani’.” | 1.2091 | 0.04849 | 110 | 92 | 13 | 5 |
2578 | Negotiations are in a transitional phase" | 1.2091 | 0.05018 | 110 | 93 | 11 | 6 |
2579 | Using your cell phone does not work on horses, either. | 1.2091 | 0.05182 | 110 | 94 | 9 | 7 |
2580 | Sorry, gotta hang. Old Dobin here is getting restless. | 1.2091 | 0.04492 | 110 | 90 | 17 | 3 |
2581 | You betcha! One selfie with a cracked spine comin' up! | 1.2091 | 0.04492 | 110 | 90 | 17 | 3 |
2582 | Ya gotta do the twist | 1.2091 | 0.04849 | 110 | 92 | 13 | 5 |
2583 | No Susan, I promise you, I'm not horsing around" After the Fall, I"ll call you | 1.2091 | 0.04849 | 110 | 92 | 13 | 5 |
2584 | It IS like deleting Facebook | 1.2091 | 0.04492 | 110 | 90 | 17 | 3 |
2585 | Oh, it's "bucking" bronco? | 1.2091 | 0.04104 | 110 | 88 | 21 | 1 |
2586 | Hi dear. Any mail? | 1.2091 | 0.04492 | 110 | 90 | 17 | 3 |
2587 | Don't be silly boss, I've always got a spare vacation minute to speak with you. | 1.2091 | 0.04492 | 110 | 90 | 17 | 3 |
2588 | I am passing the buck as we speak. | 1.2091 | 0.04492 | 110 | 90 | 17 | 3 |
2589 | Honey- Jack Palance didn't know the half of it." | 1.2091 | 0.04302 | 110 | 89 | 19 | 2 |
2590 | Wow! You never saw a cowboy with a necktie? | 1.2091 | 0.04849 | 110 | 92 | 13 | 5 |
2591 | YAHOO! | 1.2091 | 0.04674 | 110 | 91 | 15 | 4 |
2592 | Hello? Is this the taxidermist? | 1.2091 | 0.04849 | 110 | 92 | 13 | 5 |
2593 | Sorry my phone must have autocorrected. I said the the horse is bucking. | 1.2091 | 0.04674 | 110 | 91 | 15 | 4 |
2594 | No, no, 911, I didn't say I'm getting hoarse | 1.2091 | 0.04849 | 110 | 92 | 13 | 5 |
2595 | I think it's going pretty well. | 1.2072 | 0.04071 | 111 | 89 | 21 | 1 |
2596 | Wow, that does sound like a unique timeshare opportunity! | 1.2072 | 0.04455 | 111 | 91 | 17 | 3 |
2597 | Hello honey I finally got something to talk about on Facebook. | 1.2072 | 0.04267 | 111 | 90 | 19 | 2 |
2598 | And to dust we shall return | 1.2072 | 0.04635 | 111 | 92 | 15 | 4 |
2599 | It's only a buck a call | 1.2072 | 0.04455 | 111 | 91 | 17 | 3 |
2600 | Uber, can you pick me up? | 1.2072 | 0.04809 | 111 | 93 | 13 | 5 |
2601 | Another one bites the dust.... | 1.2072 | 0.04635 | 111 | 92 | 15 | 4 |
2602 | Then he tells me to 'go get bucked' and I say, 'Hey, whatever - you're the boss.' | 1.2072 | 0.04635 | 111 | 92 | 15 | 4 |
2603 | Let me call you back... | 1.2072 | 0.04267 | 111 | 90 | 19 | 2 |
2604 | He tried to take me for a ride, but now I will get the real dirt. | 1.2072 | 0.04455 | 111 | 91 | 17 | 3 |
2605 | Heck no I didn't waste all that money I spent on this dude ranch vacation. | 1.2072 | 0.03864 | 111 | 88 | 23 | 0 |
2606 | Thank God I'm only leasing this horse. | 1.2072 | 0.04455 | 111 | 91 | 17 | 3 |
2607 | Hello, is this 911 emergency? | 1.2072 | 0.04071 | 111 | 89 | 21 | 1 |
2608 | Ha! No, what I said was BUCKING Bronco... | 1.2072 | 0.04071 | 111 | 89 | 21 | 1 |
2609 | What's 'distracted riding'?" | 1.2072 | 0.04267 | 111 | 90 | 19 | 2 |
2610 | Tell the boss that this isn't my first rodeo. | 1.2072 | 0.04071 | 111 | 89 | 21 | 1 |
2611 | Listen, this call may drop in the next 8 seconds. | 1.2072 | 0.04455 | 111 | 91 | 17 | 3 |
2612 | I always knew I'd land in Texas | 1.2072 | 0.04267 | 111 | 90 | 19 | 2 |
2613 | My flight's about to land, call me later | 1.2072 | 0.04455 | 111 | 91 | 17 | 3 |
2614 | Number twenty on my bucket list is a piece of caaaaaaa... | 1.2072 | 0.04267 | 111 | 90 | 19 | 2 |
2615 | These dumb humans should've figured out by now that there's no cellphone use during take off or landing. | 1.2072 | 0.04455 | 111 | 91 | 17 | 3 |
2616 | Don't be condescending, Tiff. Of course, Texas has Uber. | 1.2072 | 0.04267 | 111 | 90 | 19 | 2 |
2617 | Hello, yes I am fine at the moment. On a whim I decided to try horseback riding but he does not seem to like my ring tone. | 1.2072 | 0.04809 | 111 | 93 | 13 | 5 |
2618 | He remembers me!!! | 1.2072 | 0.04455 | 111 | 91 | 17 | 3 |
2619 | Did you see the picture of me flying off of the horse? I hope it will get a lot of 'likes'. | 1.2072 | 0.04809 | 111 | 93 | 13 | 5 |
2620 | At least Im a good Democrat. I would have fallen off an elephant much sooner. | 1.2072 | 0.04455 | 111 | 91 | 17 | 3 |
2621 | This is my dream job", spoke Dave the horse | 1.2054 | 0.04769 | 112 | 94 | 13 | 5 |
2622 | Just the usual bucking around. How about you? | 1.2037 | 0.04110 | 108 | 87 | 20 | 1 |
2623 | My boss promised I'd get a raise. | 1.2037 | 0.04315 | 108 | 88 | 18 | 2 |
2624 | $3.80 a pound. But that offer is good only for seven or eight more seconds. | 1.2037 | 0.04511 | 108 | 89 | 16 | 3 |
2625 | This team-building exercise is awesome! | 1.2037 | 0.04699 | 108 | 90 | 14 | 4 |
2626 | I know we can win dancing with the mares together | 1.2037 | 0.04315 | 108 | 88 | 18 | 2 |
2627 | No! 911! | 1.2037 | 0.04511 | 108 | 89 | 16 | 3 |
2628 | My regular job? Federal employee. I'm smiling because this horse is more fun than working for Donald | 1.2037 | 0.05054 | 108 | 92 | 10 | 6 |
2629 | Listen, that Bronco you booked for me turns out to be a fun of a ride. | 1.2037 | 0.04511 | 108 | 89 | 16 | 3 |
2630 | Oh you know, just another day at the rodeo. When’s dinner? | 1.2037 | 0.04699 | 108 | 90 | 14 | 4 |
2631 | I finally got back on the horse...and the cell service is fantastic from up here! | 1.2037 | 0.04699 | 108 | 90 | 14 | 4 |
2632 | My plan has a great roll over policy | 1.2037 | 0.04315 | 108 | 88 | 18 | 2 |
2633 | Hi, is this dial-a-horse whisperer? | 1.2037 | 0.04511 | 108 | 89 | 16 | 3 |
2634 | Go, you city- slicker, go! | 1.2037 | 0.04511 | 108 | 89 | 16 | 3 |
2635 | great ! how about you . | 1.2037 | 0.04699 | 108 | 90 | 14 | 4 |
2636 | Hang on! Let me get a selfie. | 1.2037 | 0.04699 | 108 | 90 | 14 | 4 |
2637 | I Didn’t vote for him. | 1.2037 | 0.04699 | 108 | 90 | 14 | 4 |
2638 | I'll be home around 7, just finishing up with my parkour trainer | 1.2037 | 0.04511 | 108 | 89 | 16 | 3 |
2639 | Oh shit ! | 1.2037 | 0.04511 | 108 | 89 | 16 | 3 |
2640 | I just stopped to get a few bucks on the way home. | 1.2037 | 0.04315 | 108 | 88 | 18 | 2 |
2641 | These are Real Ups & Downs and not the ones in The Street | 1.2037 | 0.04511 | 108 | 89 | 16 | 3 |
2642 | You're a mean son-of-a-bitch of a horse, you know that? | 1.2037 | 0.05054 | 108 | 92 | 10 | 6 |
2643 | Our relationship changed as of about 30 seconds ago. I really believe that. | 1.2037 | 0.04315 | 108 | 88 | 18 | 2 |
2644 | The Luckiest Man in the World - shown here on Nov 8, 2016. | 1.2037 | 0.04511 | 108 | 89 | 16 | 3 |
2645 | Let me call you back. Apparently this is a quiet pasture. | 1.2037 | 0.04880 | 108 | 91 | 12 | 5 |
2646 | Say it, Forget it, Ride it, Regret it! | 1.2037 | 0.04315 | 108 | 88 | 18 | 2 |
2647 | Just like in the movies, hon, so fun! | 1.2037 | 0.04315 | 108 | 88 | 18 | 2 |
2648 | Buy Anthem! | 1.2037 | 0.04511 | 108 | 89 | 16 | 3 |
2649 | Ha ha, yes, right now! I'm dying right now! | 1.2037 | 0.04511 | 108 | 89 | 16 | 3 |
2650 | Peel an orange big and round ... | 1.2037 | 0.04511 | 108 | 89 | 16 | 3 |
2651 | Another city slicker bites the dust. | 1.2037 | 0.04511 | 108 | 89 | 16 | 3 |
2652 | Honey, we may not need a trampoline for the kids' party. | 1.2037 | 0.04699 | 108 | 90 | 14 | 4 |
2653 | How about never? Is never good for you? | 1.2037 | 0.04880 | 108 | 91 | 12 | 5 |
2654 | I told you that this horse could do Salsa! | 1.2037 | 0.04511 | 108 | 89 | 16 | 3 |
2655 | At this moment I am falling head over heels for you. | 1.2037 | 0.04511 | 108 | 89 | 16 | 3 |
2656 | You were right! Reception IS great!! | 1.2037 | 0.04110 | 108 | 87 | 20 | 1 |
2657 | He told me to hold my horses, and I said buck off! | 1.2037 | 0.04699 | 108 | 90 | 14 | 4 |
2658 | I told you never to play the Mr. Ed Theme song when we're on speaker phone. | 1.2037 | 0.04511 | 108 | 89 | 16 | 3 |
2659 | Becky listen, just ask anyone here how spontaneous I am! | 1.2037 | 0.05054 | 108 | 92 | 10 | 6 |
2660 | You said it would be all about me this time! | 1.2037 | 0.04110 | 108 | 87 | 20 | 1 |
2661 | Just a sec, I've got a great Instagram photo op. | 1.2037 | 0.04880 | 108 | 91 | 12 | 5 |
2662 | Hay, hay, hay! We're just horsing around! | 1.2037 | 0.04511 | 108 | 89 | 16 | 3 |
2663 | It's a hard way to make a buck. | 1.2035 | 0.04383 | 113 | 93 | 17 | 3 |
2664 | Whooa Yustify, So Sorry, But Just HAVE to take this Call | 1.2018 | 0.04280 | 109 | 89 | 18 | 2 |
2665 | No wonder the Pony Express went kaput! | 1.2018 | 0.05011 | 109 | 93 | 10 | 6 |
2666 | I need to stop drinking. | 1.2018 | 0.04474 | 109 | 90 | 16 | 3 |
2667 | Whoa! You've got some crrazzy dance moves there, lil' pony! | 1.2018 | 0.04280 | 109 | 89 | 18 | 2 |
2668 | Yes, I can hear you now. | 1.2000 | 0.04364 | 105 | 86 | 17 | 2 |
2669 | But... I am not driving. | 1.2000 | 0.04766 | 105 | 88 | 13 | 4 |
2670 | Could be a while before I get back to you. | 1.2000 | 0.04569 | 105 | 87 | 15 | 3 |
2671 | Well, we're almost there, but I think he's a bit confused about the ending . | 1.2000 | 0.04569 | 105 | 87 | 15 | 3 |
2672 | Honey,I finished my bucket list! | 1.2000 | 0.04766 | 105 | 88 | 13 | 4 |
2673 | Yeah, well, Roy Rodgers never had to deal with a cell phone. | 1.2000 | 0.04364 | 105 | 86 | 17 | 2 |
2674 | and I thought my Ford Bronco had a rough ride! | 1.2000 | 0.04364 | 105 | 86 | 17 | 2 |
2675 | Yeah! So I decided to jump the horse instead of the shark. | 1.2000 | 0.04569 | 105 | 87 | 15 | 3 |
2676 | What?!The proprioception is bad here. | 1.2000 | 0.04766 | 105 | 88 | 13 | 4 |
2677 | I'll try to take a Selfie. | 1.2000 | 0.04954 | 105 | 89 | 11 | 5 |
2678 | If you're open to some horse trading ..... | 1.2000 | 0.04364 | 105 | 86 | 17 | 2 |
2679 | He's mad that I upgraded the flip phone. | 1.2000 | 0.04569 | 105 | 87 | 15 | 3 |
2680 | I've ben trying to take this damn selfie but this stupid horse won't sit still! | 1.2000 | 0.04364 | 105 | 86 | 17 | 2 |
2681 | Hang on a sec. Incoming call. | 1.2000 | 0.04954 | 105 | 89 | 11 | 5 |
2682 | 1991 called; it wants its cliché back. | 1.2000 | 0.04569 | 105 | 87 | 15 | 3 |
2683 | Talk about passing the buck. | 1.2000 | 0.04569 | 105 | 87 | 15 | 3 |
2684 | Horse: He may know about bulls and bears - but he sure knows nothing about broncos! | 1.2000 | 0.04766 | 105 | 88 | 13 | 4 |
2685 | Wait -- he lost me. | 1.2000 | 0.04954 | 105 | 89 | 11 | 5 |
2686 | Call Michael Cohen and tell him I can't do this job either | 1.2000 | 0.04569 | 105 | 87 | 15 | 3 |
2687 | This is what happens when you talk and ride. | 1.2000 | 0.04954 | 105 | 89 | 11 | 5 |
2688 | The Mustang's self-driving system is a bit less forgiving of driver inattention than the Tesla's. | 1.2000 | 0.04149 | 105 | 85 | 19 | 1 |
2689 | Alaman left and dosey doe, then I go left and you go right! | 1.2000 | 0.04766 | 105 | 88 | 13 | 4 |
2690 | Did this ever happen to the Lone Ranger? | 1.2000 | 0.04954 | 105 | 89 | 11 | 5 |
2691 | I’m fine. Just having my morning bucks. | 1.2000 | 0.04954 | 105 | 89 | 11 | 5 |
2692 | It’s a challenge getting votes from these ranchers. | 1.2000 | 0.04569 | 105 | 87 | 15 | 3 |
2693 | Mueller-time! | 1.2000 | 0.04569 | 105 | 87 | 15 | 3 |
2694 | So, can I see you again? | 1.2000 | 0.05136 | 105 | 90 | 9 | 6 |
2695 | Me? Nothin' much...just horsin' around. | 1.2000 | 0.03922 | 105 | 84 | 21 | 0 |
2696 | No, I'm still using one of those old flip phones. | 1.2000 | 0.04364 | 105 | 86 | 17 | 2 |
2697 | Yeah, I get thrown for a loop all the time too. | 1.2000 | 0.04569 | 105 | 87 | 15 | 3 |
2698 | I'm being dropped call ya back | 1.2000 | 0.04569 | 105 | 87 | 15 | 3 |
2699 | Just a step to the left and a jump to the right | 1.2000 | 0.04766 | 105 | 88 | 13 | 4 |
2700 | Are you sure it's yippee io kiyay? | 1.2000 | 0.04766 | 105 | 88 | 13 | 4 |
2701 | Hey Buddy! No, now's just as good a time as any. | 1.2000 | 0.04149 | 105 | 85 | 19 | 1 |
2702 | It’s for you, wiseguy! | 1.2000 | 0.05136 | 105 | 90 | 9 | 6 |
2703 | Bravo, Dusty, you did a perfect arabesque! | 1.2000 | 0.04766 | 105 | 88 | 13 | 4 |
2704 | No, I didn’t say it was Mr. Ed.... | 1.2000 | 0.05136 | 105 | 90 | 9 | 6 |
2705 | It's the latest Galaxy S15Plus! Yeah.. They are completely out of upgrade ideas so they give you horse riding lessons! | 1.2000 | 0.04766 | 105 | 88 | 13 | 4 |
2706 | You weren’t kidding—he hates Italian loafers! | 1.2000 | 0.04569 | 105 | 87 | 15 | 3 |
2707 | He felt like a million bucks. | 1.2000 | 0.04766 | 105 | 88 | 13 | 4 |
2708 | I just came up with a new show,it's called "Dancing with Horses". | 1.2000 | 0.04569 | 105 | 87 | 15 | 3 |
2709 | Actually ,Wyoming is the only state where it’s legal. | 1.2000 | 0.04364 | 105 | 86 | 17 | 2 |
2710 | Just a sec ... I need to put you on hold. | 1.2000 | 0.04569 | 105 | 87 | 15 | 3 |
2711 | OK if I call you back later? | 1.2000 | 0.04364 | 105 | 86 | 17 | 2 |
2712 | Yeah, my therapist just knows how to push me. | 1.2000 | 0.04364 | 105 | 86 | 17 | 2 |
2713 | No Siri, I said "Orthopedic", "not encyclopedic" | 1.2000 | 0.04149 | 105 | 85 | 19 | 1 |
2714 | No one was able to predict the distracted horse riding epidemic of the 2020's. | 1.2000 | 0.04364 | 105 | 86 | 17 | 2 |
2715 | No, no! I said BUCKING horse! | 1.2000 | 0.05136 | 105 | 90 | 9 | 6 |
2716 | Whee! Finally figured out how to use all my sick days! | 1.2000 | 0.04954 | 105 | 89 | 11 | 5 |
2717 | Sorry for the background noise- I'll go on mute. | 1.2000 | 0.04766 | 105 | 88 | 13 | 4 |
2718 | Ha, ha. Well, I gotta go now - I need to hit the ground running. | 1.2000 | 0.04569 | 105 | 87 | 15 | 3 |
2719 | Honey, I've got a better signal! | 1.2000 | 0.04569 | 105 | 87 | 15 | 3 |
2720 | Hold on a minute. I need to turn on my gyroscope app. | 1.2000 | 0.05311 | 105 | 91 | 7 | 7 |
2721 | Yes I do have a minute to take your survey, thanks for asking! | 1.2000 | 0.04569 | 105 | 87 | 15 | 3 |
2722 | I haven't had this much fun since I voted for Trump! | 1.2000 | 0.04766 | 105 | 88 | 13 | 4 |
2723 | I'm flying high on bitcoin. | 1.2000 | 0.04954 | 105 | 89 | 11 | 5 |
2724 | So this is what Eric Cantor was talking about!!! | 1.2000 | 0.04569 | 105 | 87 | 15 | 3 |
2725 | So glad I got you, I've only got a sec... | 1.2000 | 0.04569 | 105 | 87 | 15 | 3 |
2726 | Hold my calls. This is gonna hurt. | 1.2000 | 0.04766 | 105 | 88 | 13 | 4 |
2727 | I’m so happy you called. I could use a good pick me up. | 1.2000 | 0.04364 | 105 | 86 | 17 | 2 |
2728 | Too bad they don't come with bluetooth. | 1.2000 | 0.04364 | 105 | 86 | 17 | 2 |
2729 | Hello, Uber?! I don't think I meant a horse-ride when selecting an "environmentally conscious" option! | 1.2000 | 0.04364 | 105 | 86 | 17 | 2 |
2730 | Remember that career change I was thinking about? | 1.2000 | 0.04569 | 105 | 87 | 15 | 3 |
2731 | Not another dropped call. | 1.2000 | 0.04364 | 105 | 86 | 17 | 2 |
2732 | Let me call you back honey, I'm in a rough spot. | 1.2000 | 0.04364 | 105 | 86 | 17 | 2 |
2733 | I'll just ride it out, bye. | 1.2000 | 0.04569 | 105 | 87 | 15 | 3 |
2734 | Luped for a throw. | 1.2000 | 0.04954 | 105 | 89 | 11 | 5 |
2735 | Damn - I really underestimated those Republicans. | 1.2000 | 0.04766 | 105 | 88 | 13 | 4 |
2736 | Tell my doctor I'll be coming in tomorrow with a broken everything. | 1.2000 | 0.04149 | 105 | 85 | 19 | 1 |
2737 | No … great timing. I’m just now leaving a meeting. | 1.2000 | 0.04766 | 105 | 88 | 13 | 4 |
2738 | Ha - my insurance company will never figure out "suicide by mustang"! | 1.2000 | 0.04364 | 105 | 86 | 17 | 2 |
2739 | When you pick me up, bring me a clean shirt. | 1.2000 | 0.04569 | 105 | 87 | 15 | 3 |
2740 | Order the Attorney General to tell the horse to behave. | 1.2000 | 0.04364 | 105 | 86 | 17 | 2 |
2741 | Sorry, I’ll get back to you! Just been thrown for a loop! | 1.2000 | 0.04954 | 105 | 89 | 11 | 5 |
2742 | Hold on. I'll see if he's free to talk. | 1.2000 | 0.04569 | 105 | 87 | 15 | 3 |
2743 | At the White Collar Rodeo, the rider with the most selfies before falling wins! | 1.2000 | 0.04954 | 105 | 89 | 11 | 5 |
2744 | Not all horses like Abba.." | 1.2000 | 0.04364 | 105 | 86 | 17 | 2 |
2745 | Just horsing around the OK corale. What are you up to? | 1.2000 | 0.04569 | 105 | 87 | 15 | 3 |
2746 | Nice meeting you tooooooooooooooooooo | 1.2000 | 0.04954 | 105 | 89 | 11 | 5 |
2747 | Me? I'm just horsing around. | 1.2000 | 0.04954 | 105 | 89 | 11 | 5 |
2748 | Not the pas de deux I expected, but thrilling. | 1.2000 | 0.04364 | 105 | 86 | 17 | 2 |
2749 | He heard you call me a horse's ass, that's what! | 1.2000 | 0.04766 | 105 | 88 | 13 | 4 |
2750 | I can’t talk now. I’m on the quiet stallion. | 1.2000 | 0.04954 | 105 | 89 | 11 | 5 |
2751 | Sorry, I've gotta hang up! | 1.2000 | 0.04569 | 105 | 87 | 15 | 3 |
2752 | Yipee Ki Yay, my iphone still works out here. | 1.2000 | 0.04149 | 105 | 85 | 19 | 1 |
2753 | Bronco riding is the event after the bull market. | 1.2000 | 0.04954 | 105 | 89 | 11 | 5 |
2754 | Just out stress-testing our health insurance coverage, honey. | 1.2000 | 0.03922 | 105 | 84 | 21 | 0 |
2755 | But Siri I did'not say HE was a horse's ass! | 1.2000 | 0.04766 | 105 | 88 | 13 | 4 |
2756 | LMOA Laughing Myself Over an Ass | 1.2000 | 0.04954 | 105 | 89 | 11 | 5 |
2757 | Can you believe - I used to always worry about breaking something. | 1.2000 | 0.04569 | 105 | 87 | 15 | 3 |
2758 | Alexa. Call me an ambulance. Okay. You’re an ambulance. | 1.2000 | 0.04621 | 110 | 92 | 14 | 4 |
2759 | Just wanted to let you know: I expect I'll be late for dinner. | 1.2000 | 0.03922 | 105 | 84 | 21 | 0 |