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Name | Value |
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Submission deadline | 2018-07-29T23:09:00.000Z |
Voting started | - |
Voting ended | 2018-08-19T23:11:00.000Z |
Finalists announced | 2018-08-13T23:10:00.000Z |
Magazine(s) announcing finalists issued | August 20, 2018 |
Number of captions | 5681 |
Number of responses | 1326529 |
Number of participants | - |
In this table, the "mean" means the empirically measured average funniness score when the "unfunny", "somewhat funny" and "funny" receive a funniness score of 1, 2, 3 respectively. "Precison" is the standard error of the mean, the standard deviation of the mean estimate. With that, a caption with an empirical mean μ and precision σ has true mean in the range [μ - 2σ, μ + 2σ] with 95% probability by the 68-95-99.7 rule assuming the responses are indepedent and identically distributed.
Rank | Caption | Mean | Precision | Total votes | "Unfunny" votes | "Somewhat funny" votes | "Funny" votes |
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0 | No, sir, this is Fenway. You're looking for Jurassic Park. | 2.0994 | 0.00546 | 20166 | 5148 | 7866 | 7152 |
1 | Remember, if I catch the ball you stop trying to hit it. | 1.9794 | 0.00609 | 17199 | 5658 | 6238 | 5303 |
2 | I’d say your timing’s a bit off. | 1.9532 | 0.00587 | 17437 | 5668 | 6917 | 4852 |
3 | How long you been with the club? | 1.9509 | 0.00588 | 17737 | 5901 | 6806 | 5030 |
4 | Yes, I know what an ‘out’ is. I’m a Neanderthal, not a moron. | 1.9119 | 0.00757 | 10964 | 3965 | 4000 | 2999 |
5 | That's not why I'm squatting. | 1.8999 | 0.00638 | 16141 | 6185 | 5386 | 4570 |
6 | Look, pal, the game has evolved. | 1.8780 | 0.00617 | 14916 | 5252 | 6232 | 3432 |
7 | Is it true you played for Cleveland the year they won the Series? | 1.8702 | 0.00656 | 14886 | 5865 | 5088 | 3933 |
8 | Yeah, I hate the throwback uniforms too. | 1.8595 | 0.00685 | 13143 | 5110 | 4769 | 3264 |
9 | This isn't a normal side effect Kenny.. how much of it did you take?! | 1.8422 | 0.00649 | 15548 | 6509 | 4983 | 4056 |
10 | When I heard a new batter had been recruited from B.C., I naturally assumed Boston College. | 1.8418 | 0.00649 | 14023 | 5422 | 5398 | 3203 |
11 | The irony here is that millions of guys are watching this game in their man-caves. | 1.8331 | 0.00661 | 13553 | 5333 | 5149 | 3071 |
12 | Spent a while in the minors, eh? | 1.8191 | 0.00672 | 12747 | 5033 | 4987 | 2727 |
13 | Sorry buddy... this is Fenway Park, not Jurassic Park. | 1.8159 | 0.00735 | 11207 | 4610 | 4050 | 2547 |
14 | I wouldn't slide if I were you. | 1.7433 | 0.00765 | 9961 | 4510 | 3498 | 1953 |
15 | Don't worry, one day you'll be able to stand upright too. | 1.7380 | 0.00783 | 9817 | 4576 | 3237 | 2004 |
16 | You swing like a gatherer. | 1.7236 | 0.01029 | 5857 | 2849 | 1778 | 1230 |
17 | Why do you catch it, if you're not gonna eat it? | 1.7059 | 0.01021 | 5601 | 2699 | 1850 | 1052 |
18 | Finally got called up, eh? | 1.7019 | 0.00744 | 9845 | 4590 | 3600 | 1655 |
19 | "There is no point. Just hit the ball. | 1.7016 | 0.01394 | 2999 | 1455 | 984 | 560 |
20 | This explains the artwork in the dugout. | 1.6943 | 0.00980 | 5796 | 2770 | 2028 | 998 |
21 | Still no shoe endorsement, huh? | 1.6914 | 0.00761 | 9356 | 4424 | 3395 | 1537 |
22 | I'll bet your baseball card is worth a lot. | 1.6815 | 0.00936 | 6534 | 3242 | 2131 | 1161 |
23 | Watch out. His fastball is on fire, if that term means anything to you. | 1.6799 | 0.00837 | 8050 | 3970 | 2687 | 1393 |
24 | I've been carbon-dating your sister. | 1.6611 | 0.00996 | 6019 | 3163 | 1733 | 1123 |
25 | This is Fenway Park, not Jurassic Park. | 1.6608 | 0.00910 | 6880 | 3521 | 2172 | 1187 |
26 | Maybe the games do last too long. | 1.6533 | 0.00969 | 5882 | 2996 | 1929 | 957 |
27 | When he says ‘strike’, don’t. | 1.6397 | 0.01069 | 4760 | 2462 | 1551 | 747 |
28 | Coach has you really taking the Paleo seriously these days, huh? | 1.6391 | 0.01051 | 4772 | 2430 | 1634 | 708 |
29 | Baseball confusing game. How can man walk with four balls? | 1.6273 | 0.01067 | 5299 | 2954 | 1366 | 979 |
30 | Well, well...now look who's standing upright and who isn't. | 1.6235 | 0.00985 | 5599 | 2971 | 1765 | 863 |
31 | I see you made the club. | 1.6195 | 0.01058 | 4775 | 2531 | 1530 | 714 |
32 | Could be worse. Our throwback uniform is a fig leaf. | 1.6135 | 0.01677 | 1886 | 1005 | 605 | 276 |
33 | Other than instant replay it's pretty much the same | 1.5992 | 0.02102 | 1215 | 667 | 368 | 180 |
34 | A lot has happened since your last at bat. | 1.5946 | 0.00966 | 5501 | 2978 | 1775 | 748 |
35 | Actually, the Cubs did finally win. | 1.5843 | 0.01092 | 4431 | 2475 | 1323 | 633 |
36 | Oh so you're the bunter-gatherer everyone's talking about. | 1.5790 | 0.02497 | 829 | 462 | 254 | 113 |
37 | um...I'm here for the Trump rally | 1.5787 | 0.01231 | 3990 | 2401 | 869 | 720 |
38 | Still eating paleo? | 1.5723 | 0.00885 | 6701 | 3803 | 1961 | 937 |
39 | So you're the mammoth slugger people are talking about. | 1.5688 | 0.01253 | 3198 | 1789 | 999 | 410 |
40 | Do me a favor, and if you slide into home, come in head-first | 1.5655 | 0.01106 | 4092 | 2299 | 1272 | 521 |
41 | I was told I would be fighting against tigers sent in from Detroit. | 1.5652 | 0.01502 | 2210 | 1240 | 691 | 279 |
42 | You got this - he's been throwing rocks all day. | 1.5525 | 0.01033 | 4610 | 2627 | 1419 | 564 |
43 | You're back? I thought you retired like a million years ago! | 1.5454 | 0.01162 | 3704 | 2151 | 1086 | 467 |
44 | You know they are going to check you for steroids. | 1.5208 | 0.01107 | 3871 | 2290 | 1146 | 435 |
45 | You must have spent a long time in the minors. | 1.5207 | 0.01023 | 4375 | 2553 | 1366 | 456 |
46 | For the last time, you have to hit the ball BEFORE it's in my glove. | 1.5127 | 0.02252 | 907 | 537 | 275 | 95 |
47 | You’ll fit in perfectly, as long as you stand for the anthem. | 1.5119 | 0.01578 | 2051 | 1268 | 516 | 267 |
48 | They said if I made the club i could play | 1.5090 | 0.01698 | 1670 | 1013 | 464 | 193 |
49 | It looks counterintuitive, but I'm what you evolved to. | 1.5069 | 0.01230 | 3186 | 1940 | 877 | 369 |
50 | Isn't this the best Old-Timers' Day ever? | 1.5044 | 0.01216 | 3164 | 1912 | 908 | 344 |
51 | You're history. | 1.5019 | 0.01618 | 1801 | 1096 | 506 | 199 |
52 | Flintstone? He was traded to the Colorado Rockies. | 1.5014 | 0.01295 | 2832 | 1730 | 784 | 318 |
53 | Finally. It felt like I was in the minors for a thousand years. | 1.5013 | 0.01239 | 3048 | 1852 | 864 | 332 |
54 | We don't get that many bunter-gatherers here in the big leagues. | 1.4996 | 0.01328 | 2822 | 1761 | 712 | 349 |
55 | I've been sitting on the bench for ages. | 1.4949 | 0.01333 | 2558 | 1553 | 744 | 261 |
56 | I only hit what I can eat | 1.4932 | 0.01362 | 2500 | 1534 | 699 | 267 |
57 | You might want to dial it back a bit on the steroids. | 1.4929 | 0.02874 | 562 | 345 | 157 | 60 |
58 | They really stepped it up for Old Timers' Day this year | 1.4919 | 0.01615 | 1736 | 1058 | 502 | 176 |
59 | Say what you will, being a designated hitter has kept a lot of us old guys in the game. | 1.4910 | 0.01354 | 2436 | 1479 | 718 | 239 |
60 | Let me guess: you’re gonna hit it back to the Stone Age. | 1.4897 | 0.03372 | 435 | 275 | 107 | 53 |
61 | You gotta retire at some point, Damon. | 1.4858 | 0.01696 | 1585 | 978 | 444 | 163 |
62 | Look, I don't care if you discovered fire, three strikes means you're out! | 1.4821 | 0.01513 | 2097 | 1327 | 529 | 241 |
63 | When your manager says ‘sacrifice,’ he’s not talking about me. | 1.4794 | 0.01523 | 1946 | 1209 | 541 | 196 |
64 | I do believe you are batting out of geological order | 1.4779 | 0.01567 | 1900 | 1198 | 496 | 206 |
65 | First time with the big club? | 1.4767 | 0.01564 | 1913 | 1210 | 494 | 209 |
66 | Strike!” Doesn’t mean hit me | 1.4760 | 0.01524 | 1874 | 1156 | 544 | 174 |
67 | You're ages late. | 1.4752 | 0.01548 | 1875 | 1171 | 517 | 187 |
68 | You're early man. | 1.4717 | 0.01768 | 1539 | 991 | 370 | 178 |
69 | My God. How long were you on deck? | 1.4716 | 0.01630 | 1743 | 1107 | 450 | 186 |
70 | Now that you're upright, we're gonna walk you. | 1.4716 | 0.01586 | 1760 | 1100 | 490 | 170 |
71 | I hate Old Timers day | 1.4683 | 0.01658 | 1672 | 1065 | 431 | 176 |
72 | Yeah, the game's evolving too. | 1.4680 | 0.01602 | 1654 | 1025 | 484 | 145 |
73 | Bob, maybe it's time to rethink that Paleo Diet. | 1.4646 | 0.01721 | 1569 | 1009 | 391 | 169 |
74 | Do you also talk softly? | 1.4644 | 0.01725 | 1546 | 991 | 392 | 163 |
75 | Ladies and gentleman, next up to bat...President Trump as seen by the rest of the planet! | 1.4644 | 0.02039 | 1277 | 864 | 233 | 180 |
76 | Just remember, no one wants to see you slide in that thing. | 1.4642 | 0.01716 | 1508 | 955 | 406 | 147 |
77 | If this doesn't work out, you could always get a job at the White House." | 1.4628 | 0.02027 | 1236 | 824 | 252 | 160 |
78 | These throwback uniforms are getting outta control. | 1.4613 | 0.01766 | 1487 | 961 | 366 | 160 |
79 | I just think The Barbarians is an insensitive team name, that's all. | 1.4605 | 0.03779 | 304 | 192 | 84 | 28 |
80 | This time, try swinging horizontally. | 1.4602 | 0.02500 | 728 | 468 | 185 | 75 |
81 | Unless you're wearing underwear, I wouldn't slide into any base. | 1.4582 | 0.01762 | 1412 | 899 | 379 | 134 |
82 | The old timers game is next week. | 1.4573 | 0.01776 | 1406 | 900 | 369 | 137 |
83 | I'm assuming you came out of left field. | 1.4535 | 0.01827 | 1354 | 878 | 338 | 138 |
84 | So, just how long were you in the minors? | 1.4525 | 0.01856 | 1304 | 845 | 328 | 131 |
85 | This this Fenway, you must be looking for Jurassic. | 1.4506 | 0.02249 | 932 | 616 | 212 | 104 |
86 | This is my first time up with the big club | 1.4493 | 0.01942 | 1233 | 813 | 286 | 134 |
87 | Gary, you’re a mascot. You can’t actually play. | 1.4482 | 0.01934 | 1216 | 797 | 293 | 126 |
88 | Ooog's on first? I don't get it... | 1.4478 | 0.01923 | 1226 | 803 | 297 | 126 |
89 | If he yells strike,don't. | 1.4476 | 0.01889 | 1222 | 790 | 317 | 115 |
90 | It's round..Like a wheel. Oh, but you don't know that yet. | 1.4463 | 0.01890 | 1201 | 774 | 318 | 109 |
91 | The pitcher's on fire? What's fire? | 1.4451 | 0.01938 | 1175 | 766 | 295 | 114 |
92 | How about you call for a fastball down the middle; and I won’t accidentally pound you into the ground | 1.4448 | 0.02506 | 724 | 477 | 172 | 75 |
93 | There's no time limit in this game. If it takes 3 million years, it takes 3 million years! | 1.4442 | 0.01983 | 1094 | 708 | 286 | 100 |
94 | Want me to tell you what's coming? How about I tell you what's coming? Fastball, slider, competition with a superior species and mass extinction. | 1.4413 | 0.02098 | 1047 | 697 | 238 | 112 |
95 | Be calm. He’s not throwing AT you. | 1.4397 | 0.02072 | 1094 | 735 | 237 | 122 |
96 | How long did you say you were in the minors? | 1.4355 | 0.01944 | 1024 | 650 | 302 | 72 |
97 | Yes, I do feel like this game is taking forever. | 1.4342 | 0.02071 | 958 | 621 | 258 | 79 |
98 | Yes, you hit it. No, you don't get to eat it. | 1.4337 | 0.02001 | 996 | 640 | 280 | 76 |
99 | It makes me VERY nervous that you're looking in the wrong direction. | 1.4334 | 0.02065 | 999 | 656 | 253 | 90 |
100 | So have you noticed any side effects from the steroids? | 1.4324 | 0.02132 | 999 | 671 | 224 | 104 |
101 | Don't worry, the game hasn't changed much. | 1.4317 | 0.02035 | 996 | 649 | 264 | 83 |
102 | Speak softly. | 1.4298 | 0.02096 | 968 | 639 | 242 | 87 |
103 | So, how long did you say you were in the minor leagues? | 1.4298 | 0.02013 | 968 | 623 | 274 | 71 |
104 | Just so we’re clear here... I’m not really a tiger. | 1.4284 | 0.02190 | 929 | 624 | 212 | 93 |
105 | Cocktails and Opera at the Met after the game? | 1.4280 | 0.02286 | 944 | 657 | 170 | 117 |
106 | It really has been a while since Cleveland won the series. | 1.4280 | 0.02199 | 930 | 627 | 208 | 95 |
107 | I invented this game | 1.4254 | 0.02147 | 912 | 604 | 228 | 80 |
108 | Let me guess...you also speak softly. | 1.4250 | 0.02151 | 913 | 606 | 226 | 81 |
109 | You built it, so I came | 1.4242 | 0.02224 | 884 | 594 | 205 | 85 |
110 | You have a chance to make prehistory here. | 1.4241 | 0.02174 | 896 | 596 | 220 | 80 |
111 | Wow, the designated hitter rule appears to have really extended your career. | 1.4235 | 0.02179 | 876 | 580 | 221 | 75 |
112 | These throwback jerseys are getting ridiculous. | 1.4226 | 0.02242 | 892 | 606 | 195 | 91 |
113 | Republican Party Headquarters? Turn right on Elm Street. | 1.4224 | 0.02424 | 805 | 557 | 156 | 92 |
114 | I hear they call you the Natural. | 1.4206 | 0.02207 | 863 | 576 | 211 | 76 |
115 | Oh, great, another hipster ballplayer with a beard and a homemade organic bat. | 1.4204 | 0.02233 | 842 | 562 | 206 | 74 |
116 | 'Amazing how much the game has evolved. | 1.4199 | 0.02094 | 855 | 552 | 247 | 56 |
117 | Remember! After I catch the ball you have to stop hitting it! | 1.4195 | 0.02207 | 839 | 556 | 214 | 69 |
118 | Actually... most players have beards, you’ll blend right in. | 1.4190 | 0.03222 | 389 | 257 | 101 | 31 |
119 | I'm not pooping, I'm the catcher. | 1.4189 | 0.02307 | 814 | 550 | 187 | 77 |
120 | Did you just call me a homosapien? | 1.4184 | 0.02274 | 827 | 557 | 194 | 76 |
121 | I'm guessing they'll want a urine test from you after the game. | 1.4184 | 0.02257 | 839 | 565 | 197 | 77 |
122 | Well, I hope you're wearing underwear this time! | 1.4171 | 0.02271 | 784 | 520 | 201 | 63 |
123 | We have to wait for someone to invent the ball. | 1.4168 | 0.02345 | 823 | 566 | 171 | 86 |
124 | Is it just me, or does a baseball game seem to take ages? | 1.4153 | 0.02315 | 809 | 550 | 182 | 77 |
125 | Lemme guess... First time? | 1.4147 | 0.02400 | 791 | 547 | 160 | 84 |
126 | Sure Buddy, go ahead. Knock it into the Stone Age. | 1.4143 | 0.02281 | 799 | 537 | 193 | 69 |
127 | Now THAT's a throwback uniform. | 1.4136 | 0.02265 | 793 | 530 | 198 | 65 |
128 | Three yabadabadoos and you're out. | 1.4132 | 0.02544 | 634 | 425 | 156 | 53 |
129 | This may be difficult for you to grasp, but he's throwing fire tonight. | 1.4130 | 0.02351 | 782 | 533 | 175 | 74 |
130 | When the man behind me yells, "Strike!" , do not hit me! Got it? | 1.4127 | 0.02384 | 710 | 474 | 179 | 57 |
131 | Do you have to drag your wife here to watch you play? | 1.4123 | 0.02400 | 747 | 509 | 168 | 70 |
132 | I liked your drawings in the clubhouse. | 1.4116 | 0.02270 | 758 | 502 | 200 | 56 |
133 | You're about to learn how to count to three. | 1.4098 | 0.02534 | 654 | 444 | 152 | 58 |
134 | It'll be a crime if I don't get Comeback Player of the Year. | 1.4071 | 0.02359 | 737 | 499 | 176 | 62 |
135 | Go ahead, call me Fred Flintstone one more time. | 1.4054 | 0.02418 | 708 | 482 | 165 | 61 |
136 | You must be here for the Really Old Timer's game. | 1.4042 | 0.02371 | 710 | 479 | 175 | 56 |
137 | I'm going to make baseball great again. | 1.4040 | 0.02514 | 708 | 495 | 140 | 73 |
138 | When the ump says 'Strike', he doesn't mean him with your club. | 1.4023 | 0.02395 | 696 | 471 | 170 | 55 |
139 | Now that you're erect, how would you feel about an intentional walk.. | 1.4020 | 0.02408 | 694 | 471 | 167 | 56 |
140 | We invented fire and this is the best thing you guys could come up with? | 1.4015 | 0.02469 | 680 | 466 | 155 | 59 |
141 | I hope that's not real fur. | 1.4012 | 0.02481 | 658 | 448 | 156 | 54 |
142 | Look -- 'strike one' is a statement, not a command. | 1.4008 | 0.02956 | 484 | 334 | 106 | 44 |
143 | Slugger, maybe it's time to ease off the paleo diet. | 1.3988 | 0.02492 | 667 | 459 | 150 | 58 |
144 | I see why they call you "Shoeless Joe." | 1.3963 | 0.02446 | 641 | 433 | 162 | 46 |
145 | I hear you speak softly! | 1.3960 | 0.02454 | 649 | 441 | 159 | 49 |
146 | I think you might be taking this Paleo diet a bit too far, Carl. | 1.3959 | 0.02510 | 639 | 438 | 149 | 52 |
147 | Bunter and Gatherer | 1.3953 | 0.02454 | 645 | 438 | 159 | 48 |
148 | Do you think they’re taking throwback uniforms too far? | 1.3953 | 0.02493 | 645 | 442 | 151 | 52 |
149 | Don't argue with the ump. He's a Neanderthal. | 1.3952 | 0.02584 | 630 | 438 | 135 | 57 |
150 | It looks like we have a Trump supporter coming to bat. | 1.3952 | 0.02769 | 620 | 448 | 99 | 73 |
151 | Sorry, the rules say you need protective headgear and underwear. | 1.3949 | 0.02516 | 633 | 434 | 148 | 51 |
152 | Can you believe it? 5,297,345,498,712,842 innings and we’re STILL tied! | 1.3949 | 0.02540 | 628 | 432 | 144 | 52 |
153 | So you must be the bottom of the order? | 1.3949 | 0.02503 | 623 | 424 | 152 | 47 |
154 | We've all tried the vintage uniforms, but the vintage bat is something special. | 1.3940 | 0.02448 | 632 | 427 | 161 | 44 |
155 | Everybody warned you taking steroids would have side effects. | 1.3926 | 0.02540 | 624 | 430 | 143 | 51 |
156 | Love those throwback uniforms. | 1.3919 | 0.02468 | 620 | 420 | 157 | 43 |
157 | You're late. | 1.3918 | 0.02623 | 582 | 401 | 134 | 47 |
158 | For this I was unfrozen? | 1.3915 | 0.02896 | 493 | 343 | 107 | 43 |
159 | Well, well. The bunter-gatherer returns. | 1.3912 | 0.02583 | 616 | 428 | 135 | 53 |
160 | Boston No Sox? | 1.3910 | 0.02658 | 578 | 401 | 128 | 49 |
161 | You have my vote for Comeback Player of the Year. | 1.3907 | 0.02603 | 581 | 399 | 137 | 45 |
162 | I bet you hit like my great, great, great, great, great, great, great, great, great, great, great, great, great, great, great, great, great, great, great, great, great, great, great, great, great grandmother. | 1.3904 | 0.02582 | 602 | 416 | 137 | 49 |
163 | Designated hominoid”. Very funny. Never heard that one before. | 1.3902 | 0.03006 | 410 | 277 | 106 | 27 |
164 | Yeah the baseball age is almost over too. | 1.3897 | 0.02503 | 603 | 410 | 151 | 42 |
165 | Am I late? | 1.3896 | 0.02734 | 575 | 406 | 114 | 55 |
166 | I'm assuming you won't be bunting. | 1.3894 | 0.02483 | 606 | 411 | 154 | 41 |
167 | No worries, with that beard you fit right in. | 1.3894 | 0.02538 | 606 | 416 | 144 | 46 |
168 | You should wear a helmet. The pitcher is a creationist. | 1.3890 | 0.02854 | 545 | 389 | 100 | 56 |
169 | Smart to wait until the money got good. | 1.3886 | 0.02531 | 597 | 408 | 146 | 43 |
170 | Just play by the rules, ok? You're not here to reinvent the wheel. | 1.3880 | 0.02619 | 549 | 374 | 137 | 38 |
171 | If you don't swing I will show you how to make fire. | 1.3868 | 0.02756 | 517 | 357 | 120 | 40 |
172 | The pitcher's gotta see your knees. | 1.3867 | 0.02559 | 587 | 403 | 141 | 43 |
173 | Ya know, the Yankees are going to make you shave that beard! | 1.3863 | 0.02632 | 585 | 408 | 128 | 49 |
174 | The ump told me to tell you that you’re out. | 1.3863 | 0.02587 | 585 | 404 | 136 | 45 |
175 | Just run to first if you hit it. No need to reinvent the... never mind. | 1.3848 | 0.02641 | 564 | 391 | 129 | 44 |
176 | It may be your turn, but it's not your time. | 1.3842 | 0.02525 | 570 | 387 | 147 | 36 |
177 | Now remember, after you hit the ball you don't run after it and skin it." | 1.3840 | 0.02889 | 500 | 353 | 102 | 45 |
178 | Obviously you made the club. | 1.3829 | 0.02840 | 491 | 342 | 110 | 39 |
179 | Well, if it isn’t the player to be named later. | 1.3822 | 0.02692 | 552 | 386 | 121 | 45 |
180 | How’s Wilma? | 1.3822 | 0.02816 | 518 | 365 | 108 | 45 |
181 | Before we get started here, I just want to make sure that your definition of "strike" is the same as mine. | 1.3818 | 0.02520 | 550 | 371 | 148 | 31 |
182 | You was right, Yogi. The future ain't what it used to be. | 1.3813 | 0.02725 | 556 | 393 | 114 | 49 |
183 | I don't care about the rest, but you should wear a cup! | 1.3813 | 0.02616 | 556 | 384 | 132 | 40 |
184 | Our owner took throwback jersey night a little too far. | 1.3813 | 0.02541 | 556 | 378 | 144 | 34 |
185 | HOMER Erectus! | 1.3810 | 0.02884 | 517 | 370 | 97 | 50 |
186 | "Really, your first old timers game?" | 1.3809 | 0.02647 | 554 | 385 | 127 | 42 |
187 | I’m here for old timers day | 1.3809 | 0.02659 | 554 | 386 | 125 | 43 |
188 | I'm on loan from the Smithsonian | 1.3809 | 0.02767 | 554 | 395 | 107 | 52 |
189 | Just making a wild guess here, but you might wanna cut back on the steroids. | 1.3804 | 0.02628 | 552 | 382 | 130 | 40 |
190 | Beard, hair, the throwback uniform-you're gonna fit right in. | 1.3800 | 0.02609 | 550 | 379 | 133 | 38 |
191 | These retro uniforms are getting out of hand, if you ask me. | 1.3800 | 0.02635 | 550 | 381 | 129 | 40 |
192 | This is a pastime, not a past time. | 1.3789 | 0.02702 | 541 | 379 | 119 | 43 |
193 | Something tells me you're not a bunter | 1.3781 | 0.02583 | 529 | 360 | 138 | 31 |
194 | Does this new uniform make me look fat? | 1.3773 | 0.03122 | 432 | 309 | 83 | 40 |
195 | You guys take this old timers game way too seriously | 1.3772 | 0.02535 | 517 | 347 | 145 | 25 |
196 | I don't care what Coach Rubble told you, Bam-Bam, it's not a regulation bat. | 1.3769 | 0.02747 | 528 | 372 | 113 | 43 |
197 | I'm guessing you're not up here to bunt. | 1.3769 | 0.02708 | 528 | 369 | 119 | 40 |
198 | I hope you don't have to slide, bro. | 1.3766 | 0.02684 | 531 | 370 | 122 | 39 |
199 | It's the top of the 21st. | 1.3766 | 0.02825 | 531 | 381 | 100 | 50 |
200 | I see you're a heavy hitter. | 1.3766 | 0.02670 | 531 | 369 | 124 | 38 |
201 | I would have done NASCAR but we haven't invented the wheel yet. | 1.3764 | 0.02688 | 526 | 366 | 122 | 38 |
202 | You're playing with the wrong club. | 1.3762 | 0.02703 | 529 | 370 | 119 | 40 |
203 | They said you were old school. | 1.3760 | 0.02598 | 524 | 358 | 135 | 31 |
204 | Sigh. Where do the Yankees find you guys. | 1.3755 | 0.02774 | 506 | 355 | 112 | 39 |
205 | So you're the pinch hunter-gatherer. | 1.3745 | 0.02756 | 518 | 365 | 112 | 41 |
206 | So "strike" has a COUPLE of meanings... | 1.3740 | 0.02637 | 516 | 355 | 129 | 32 |
207 | That's four. Walk upright to first. | 1.3739 | 0.02786 | 476 | 330 | 114 | 32 |
208 | How did you guys do against the Tigers? | 1.3735 | 0.02686 | 514 | 357 | 122 | 35 |
209 | Well, this is certainly a prehistoric moment. | 1.3723 | 0.02732 | 505 | 353 | 116 | 36 |
210 | Ah. So we're back to squatting. | 1.3717 | 0.02771 | 487 | 340 | 113 | 34 |
211 | I just learned how to intentionally walk | 1.3712 | 0.02762 | 493 | 345 | 113 | 35 |
212 | You're Out! Do I have to draw you a picture? | 1.3702 | 0.02761 | 497 | 349 | 112 | 36 |
213 | If he hits me l hit you | 1.3701 | 0.02851 | 489 | 348 | 101 | 40 |
214 | Three strikes and I'm out? One strike and you're out. | 1.3696 | 0.02844 | 487 | 346 | 102 | 39 |
215 | Someone painted a Bison on my locker know anything about that? | 1.3693 | 0.02865 | 482 | 343 | 100 | 39 |
216 | I already know the answer, but I still have to ask--is that a regulation bat? | 1.3689 | 0.02718 | 488 | 339 | 118 | 31 |
217 | If you've never seen a wheel, a ball may be a bit of a stretch. | 1.3685 | 0.02824 | 445 | 308 | 110 | 27 |
218 | Just up from the bush league? | 1.3684 | 0.02784 | 475 | 332 | 111 | 32 |
219 | I have a feeling you are going to be randomly selected for a drug test after this game. | 1.3683 | 0.02772 | 486 | 341 | 111 | 34 |
220 | Just be careful with the backswing, OK? | 1.3671 | 0.02803 | 474 | 333 | 108 | 33 |
221 | You're the first pro magnon. | 1.3667 | 0.02855 | 480 | 342 | 100 | 38 |
222 | You guys are throwing way, way back with those uniforms. | 1.3667 | 0.02715 | 480 | 333 | 118 | 29 |
223 | What’s your bashing average? | 1.3667 | 0.02731 | 480 | 334 | 116 | 30 |
224 | Just so you understand ... it's the ball you hit ... ok ? | 1.3665 | 0.02778 | 472 | 330 | 111 | 31 |
225 | So you're the one not on steroids? | 1.3665 | 0.02842 | 472 | 334 | 103 | 35 |
226 | Once I decided to grow the beard, the rest was easy. | 1.3655 | 0.02713 | 476 | 330 | 118 | 28 |
227 | The scouting report on you says you carry a big stick, but you have no wheels. | 1.3652 | 0.02877 | 471 | 336 | 98 | 37 |
228 | They did drug test me. | 1.3652 | 0.02797 | 471 | 331 | 108 | 32 |
229 | This 'throwback uniform' thing is getting out of hand. | 1.3650 | 0.02848 | 474 | 337 | 101 | 36 |
230 | Dude, I'm so stoned. | 1.3632 | 0.02920 | 457 | 327 | 94 | 36 |
231 | Do I look like I’m about to bunt? | 1.3629 | 0.03035 | 463 | 340 | 78 | 45 |
232 | Really? How long have you been in the minors? | 1.3629 | 0.02744 | 463 | 322 | 114 | 27 |
233 | Still walking softly, eh? | 1.3626 | 0.02895 | 455 | 324 | 97 | 34 |
234 | I just got called up from the Pro-Magnon League. | 1.3626 | 0.02929 | 455 | 326 | 93 | 36 |
235 | There are no actual tigers. We are the Detroit Tigers. | 1.3624 | 0.02849 | 458 | 324 | 102 | 32 |
236 | How long did they keep you in the minors? | 1.3624 | 0.02915 | 458 | 328 | 94 | 36 |
237 | Let me guess. You're up from the bush leagues? | 1.3624 | 0.02798 | 458 | 321 | 108 | 29 |
238 | We're the Tigers. The Mammoths are playing next door. | 1.3624 | 0.02729 | 458 | 317 | 116 | 25 |
239 | My E.R.A.? 10,000 b.c. | 1.3624 | 0.02929 | 436 | 309 | 96 | 31 |
240 | Well, it's a metaphorical home. | 1.3618 | 0.02840 | 456 | 322 | 103 | 31 |
241 | According to Ancestry.com we are related. | 1.3597 | 0.02881 | 442 | 313 | 99 | 30 |
242 | The bat says it is legal. Wanna argue with it? | 1.3597 | 0.02881 | 442 | 313 | 99 | 30 |
243 | My uniform? Beaver. I find wool too itchy and polyester too hot. | 1.3594 | 0.02889 | 448 | 319 | 97 | 32 |
244 | One of us is having a very strange day. | 1.3594 | 0.02872 | 448 | 318 | 99 | 31 |
245 | This time, don't eat it after you club it. | 1.3591 | 0.02853 | 440 | 310 | 102 | 28 |
246 | The game kinda evolved! | 1.3587 | 0.02755 | 446 | 310 | 112 | 24 |
247 | You the guy who speaks softly? | 1.3587 | 0.02915 | 446 | 319 | 94 | 33 |
248 | Of course I can walk upright! | 1.3583 | 0.02902 | 441 | 314 | 96 | 31 |
249 | So, you're the guy who has to carry the club on his shoulders. | 1.3583 | 0.02884 | 441 | 313 | 98 | 30 |
250 | I don’t care how thick your skull is - you still need a batting helmet. | 1.3583 | 0.02812 | 441 | 309 | 106 | 26 |
251 | I guess if you count the umpires, yes, you have had two hits today. | 1.3573 | 0.02987 | 403 | 285 | 92 | 26 |
252 | When they shouted KILL THE UMPIRE, they didn’t mean it literally. | 1.3573 | 0.03089 | 403 | 290 | 82 | 31 |
253 | While his baseball career was otherwise undistinguished, Zekk son-of-Krob is widely credited with the first walk in history. | 1.3573 | 0.02910 | 431 | 306 | 96 | 29 |
254 | Gonna knock one back to the Stone Age this time, whiffer boy? | 1.3570 | 0.02937 | 437 | 313 | 92 | 32 |
255 | Its not the ball I'm worried about. | 1.3570 | 0.02919 | 437 | 312 | 94 | 31 |
256 | I don't mean to profile, but I'm guessing you're looking for the clubhouse? | 1.3570 | 0.02809 | 437 | 306 | 106 | 25 |
257 | Oh, great. Another GEICO commercial. | 1.3566 | 0.02900 | 429 | 304 | 97 | 28 |
258 | The most difficult aspect of this was the required change in my swing from the vertical to the horizontal. | 1.3566 | 0.02881 | 429 | 303 | 99 | 27 |
259 | Yo' mama still livin' in Bedrock? | 1.3558 | 0.02857 | 430 | 303 | 101 | 26 |
260 | Kill the ump" is just a saying. They didn't mean it. | 1.3558 | 0.02819 | 430 | 301 | 105 | 24 |
261 | Wow, how long have we been playing? | 1.3557 | 0.02824 | 433 | 304 | 104 | 25 |
262 | It's all good,the pitcher is throwing rocks today anyway. | 1.3557 | 0.02972 | 433 | 312 | 88 | 33 |
263 | I get it: Pinstripes don't work for everybody. | 1.3551 | 0.02903 | 428 | 304 | 96 | 28 |
264 | My dad didn’t want me doing cave art anymore. | 1.3545 | 0.02912 | 426 | 303 | 95 | 28 |
265 | So you're tellin me, you all get paid to hit things with sticks? | 1.3541 | 0.03026 | 418 | 302 | 84 | 32 |
266 | Aluminium, composite or stegosaurus? | 1.3541 | 0.03007 | 418 | 301 | 86 | 31 |
267 | When the umpire calls a strike DON’T hit me! | 1.3539 | 0.02756 | 421 | 291 | 111 | 19 |
268 | He's going to try to walk you. You can walk, right? | 1.3534 | 0.02978 | 416 | 298 | 89 | 29 |
269 | On this next pitch, try to hit the ball instead. | 1.3531 | 0.02851 | 422 | 297 | 101 | 24 |
270 | When the man says strike, he doesn’t mean me! | 1.3531 | 0.02851 | 422 | 297 | 101 | 24 |
271 | Old school hitter. I like that. | 1.3531 | 0.02851 | 422 | 297 | 101 | 24 |
272 | Initially, I just stopped shaving. | 1.3531 | 0.03023 | 422 | 306 | 83 | 33 |
273 | Call me a Luddite, but I don’t trust aluminum bats. | 1.3531 | 0.03042 | 422 | 307 | 81 | 34 |
274 | Strike one what? | 1.3525 | 0.02812 | 417 | 291 | 105 | 21 |
275 | How many contract extensions have you had? | 1.3525 | 0.02873 | 417 | 294 | 99 | 24 |
276 | You can’t tell me my stance is primitive when you’re only semi-erect. | 1.3522 | 0.03007 | 406 | 291 | 87 | 28 |
277 | Homo Erectus, huh? Better watch yourself in the locker room. | 1.3519 | 0.03126 | 395 | 287 | 77 | 31 |
278 | That guy you smashed over the head and dragged off the field last inning is called the umpire. | 1.3498 | 0.02942 | 406 | 289 | 92 | 25 |
279 | It's three on and two out in bottom of the ninth, not that you can count. | 1.3498 | 0.02921 | 406 | 288 | 94 | 24 |
280 | Up from the bush league? | 1.3496 | 0.02802 | 409 | 285 | 105 | 19 |
281 | Are we in a Geico commercial? | 1.3496 | 0.03067 | 409 | 298 | 79 | 32 |
282 | You're not really from the Dominican Republic, are you? | 1.3496 | 0.03028 | 409 | 296 | 83 | 30 |
283 | That was a long inning! | 1.3496 | 0.03048 | 409 | 297 | 81 | 31 |
284 | What, were you born yesterday? Go get a helmet. | 1.3490 | 0.02972 | 404 | 289 | 89 | 26 |
285 | What are you, some kind of a Neanderthal? Put on a helmet! | 1.3490 | 0.03013 | 404 | 291 | 85 | 28 |
286 | Listen, you drew a walk. Erect or not is up to you. | 1.3490 | 0.02909 | 404 | 286 | 95 | 23 |
287 | Hey Bamm Bamm,Remember me? Mr Flintstone was our Little League coach ages ago. | 1.3483 | 0.03553 | 290 | 209 | 61 | 20 |
288 | I've heard you're a heavy hitter | 1.3483 | 0.02939 | 402 | 286 | 92 | 24 |
289 | The Natural | 1.3476 | 0.03150 | 397 | 292 | 72 | 33 |
290 | It's the thing that looks like a wheel, but rounder. | 1.3474 | 0.02891 | 403 | 285 | 96 | 22 |
291 | Just try to make contact. You don't have to kill it. | 1.3469 | 0.03031 | 392 | 282 | 84 | 26 |
292 | Don't tell me--you bat right, but you hunt left? | 1.3467 | 0.02978 | 398 | 285 | 88 | 25 |
293 | Normally, the batter wears a protective helmet, but something tells me you're going to be OK. | 1.3467 | 0.02935 | 398 | 283 | 92 | 23 |
294 | No, you can't hit him first to keep him from throwing the ball at you. | 1.3467 | 0.03062 | 398 | 289 | 80 | 29 |
295 | Honestly? I'd just tell her how you feel. | 1.3465 | 0.03113 | 381 | 276 | 78 | 27 |
296 | He’s throwing fire, but I guess you don’t know what that is. | 1.3460 | 0.03051 | 396 | 287 | 81 | 28 |
297 | What's your ERA? | 1.3460 | 0.03030 | 396 | 286 | 83 | 27 |
298 | I can teach you how to stand upright. | 1.3455 | 0.03084 | 382 | 276 | 80 | 26 |
299 | How many years were you down in the minors? | 1.3441 | 0.03069 | 372 | 267 | 82 | 23 |
300 | we usually don't cave till the ninth inning. | 1.3436 | 0.03247 | 358 | 262 | 69 | 27 |
301 | It's for a GEICO ad. | 1.3429 | 0.03146 | 382 | 280 | 73 | 29 |
302 | Let me guess...you thought I was gonna be a leftie. | 1.3429 | 0.03012 | 382 | 274 | 85 | 23 |
303 | Throwback uniform day is tomorrow, Frank. | 1.3429 | 0.02974 | 385 | 275 | 88 | 22 |
304 | What's the point of anything, really? | 1.3429 | 0.03193 | 385 | 285 | 68 | 32 |
305 | There's no grunting in baseball. | 1.3429 | 0.03063 | 385 | 279 | 80 | 26 |
306 | So you're the living proof ....the games are too long. | 1.3421 | 0.03068 | 380 | 275 | 80 | 25 |
307 | Not to make you nervous, but Fred and Wilma are in the bleachers. | 1.3421 | 0.02999 | 380 | 272 | 86 | 22 |
308 | Back in my day the catcher didn't wear a mask. | 1.3421 | 0.02952 | 380 | 270 | 90 | 20 |
309 | When was the last time you played? | 1.3415 | 0.03106 | 369 | 267 | 78 | 24 |
310 | I don't much care for the throwback uniforms either! | 1.3413 | 0.03055 | 378 | 273 | 81 | 24 |
311 | Paleo diet? Yeah, I know a place. | 1.3413 | 0.03008 | 378 | 271 | 85 | 22 |
312 | Welcome to Old Timer's Day. | 1.3413 | 0.02938 | 378 | 268 | 91 | 19 |
313 | I suppose you are going to tell me you found that in the club house. | 1.3413 | 0.03055 | 378 | 273 | 81 | 24 |
314 | oh, I get it...you plan on hitting the next ball back to the stone age | 1.3413 | 0.03100 | 378 | 275 | 77 | 26 |
315 | You're taking 'Throwback Night' a bit too seriously | 1.3413 | 0.03078 | 378 | 274 | 79 | 25 |
316 | ...here for the Ken Burns prequel. | 1.3407 | 0.03200 | 361 | 264 | 71 | 26 |
317 | Am I allowed to drag the pitcher around the bases by his hair? | 1.3407 | 0.03229 | 364 | 268 | 68 | 28 |
318 | Evolution is just a game to you people, isn't it? | 1.3404 | 0.02907 | 379 | 268 | 93 | 18 |
319 | Ken Burns never covered this... | 1.3403 | 0.03032 | 382 | 276 | 82 | 24 |
320 | There are two outs and it’s the bottom of the Eocene | 1.3397 | 0.03037 | 368 | 264 | 83 | 21 |
321 | You're supposed to hit the ball, just the ball, only the ball, nothing but the ball! | 1.3397 | 0.03037 | 368 | 264 | 83 | 21 |
322 | I'm a "presteroid" man! | 1.3397 | 0.03203 | 368 | 271 | 69 | 28 |
323 | They call me the home-run erectus | 1.3397 | 0.03109 | 368 | 267 | 77 | 24 |
324 | He likes to pitch Neanderthals high and tight . | 1.3396 | 0.03044 | 371 | 267 | 82 | 22 |
325 | Wow, that Paleo diet you're on is really working! | 1.3396 | 0.02996 | 371 | 265 | 86 | 20 |
326 | What? No shoe endorsement deal? | 1.3396 | 0.02980 | 374 | 267 | 87 | 20 |
327 | I heard you paint caves in the off-season. | 1.3396 | 0.03004 | 374 | 268 | 85 | 21 |
328 | Are you the player to be named later? | 1.3396 | 0.03004 | 374 | 268 | 85 | 21 |
329 | You know how Mr. Steinbrenner feels about beards. | 1.3388 | 0.03030 | 369 | 265 | 83 | 21 |
330 | No, that was the umpire. This time, aim for the little ball. | 1.3381 | 0.03228 | 352 | 258 | 69 | 25 |
331 | This your first time at bat? | 1.3379 | 0.03040 | 367 | 264 | 82 | 21 |
332 | That was a split-seam fastball on the lower outside corner. Any more questions? | 1.3379 | 0.03183 | 367 | 270 | 70 | 27 |
333 | I don’t think you can use petrified wood. | 1.3370 | 0.02975 | 365 | 260 | 87 | 18 |
334 | I'm hitting this one back to the Stone Age. | 1.3370 | 0.02949 | 365 | 259 | 89 | 17 |
335 | Go ahead, see what happens if you signal for another curve ball. | 1.3361 | 0.03102 | 360 | 261 | 77 | 22 |
336 | These throwback uniforms are really getting out of control. | 1.3361 | 0.03176 | 360 | 264 | 71 | 25 |
337 | I already told you. Dr. Who's on first. | 1.3361 | 0.03126 | 360 | 262 | 75 | 23 |
338 | I’m OK with you using the club as a bat, but if you’re gonna wear that getup you gotta promise not to slide feet first into home plate. | 1.3361 | 0.03181 | 363 | 267 | 70 | 26 |
339 | …and that's what a wheel is. Now a ball… | 1.3361 | 0.03109 | 363 | 264 | 76 | 23 |
340 | So, I hit ball over fence and I end up at home? Who invented this stupid game? | 1.3361 | 0.03084 | 363 | 263 | 78 | 22 |
341 | Spend a long time in the minor leagues ? | 1.3361 | 0.03034 | 363 | 261 | 82 | 20 |
342 | Nope. Never touched 'em. Why do you ask? | 1.3361 | 0.03157 | 363 | 266 | 72 | 25 |
343 | You're damn straight I can walk upright! | 1.3361 | 0.03059 | 363 | 262 | 80 | 21 |
344 | Yeah, I’m totally back on steroids. | 1.3361 | 0.03059 | 363 | 262 | 80 | 21 |
345 | Yep, there is no time limit in baseball. | 1.3361 | 0.03034 | 363 | 261 | 82 | 20 |
346 | Just so ya know, I'm gonna ask the ump to check that bat. | 1.3361 | 0.03009 | 363 | 260 | 84 | 19 |
347 | Were you with the Hunters or the Gatherers before being called up? | 1.3352 | 0.03224 | 352 | 259 | 68 | 25 |
348 | Man, what's your ERA? | 1.3352 | 0.04602 | 176 | 130 | 33 | 13 |
349 | You come up from the B.C. farm team? | 1.3352 | 0.03053 | 355 | 255 | 81 | 19 |
350 | Hey dude, I see that whole Paleo diet thing is really working for you!!! | 1.3333 | 0.03283 | 354 | 264 | 62 | 28 |
351 | Ok, Bam Bam, let'e see what you can do. | 1.3333 | 0.03209 | 354 | 261 | 68 | 25 |
352 | After four balls, you drag your knuckles to first. | 1.3333 | 0.03222 | 348 | 256 | 68 | 24 |
353 | Why didn’t you stand during the National Anthem? | 1.3333 | 0.03184 | 354 | 260 | 70 | 24 |
354 | Remember, don't take 'sacrifice hit' literally. | 1.3333 | 0.03125 | 351 | 255 | 75 | 21 |
355 | Exactly how long have you been in the dugout? | 1.3333 | 0.03133 | 354 | 258 | 74 | 22 |
356 | Fair warning; you’ll regret it if you slide into home plate in that uniform! | 1.3333 | 0.03209 | 354 | 261 | 68 | 25 |
357 | You can't drag the ballgirls by the hair. | 1.3333 | 0.03222 | 348 | 256 | 68 | 24 |
358 | I called you a Homo because that's your genus. | 1.3333 | 0.03203 | 351 | 258 | 69 | 24 |
359 | We stopped using rocks 10,000 years ago | 1.3333 | 0.03133 | 354 | 258 | 74 | 22 |
360 | You're in luck, he's throwing rocks today. | 1.3333 | 0.03056 | 354 | 255 | 80 | 19 |
361 | Gotta hand it to you, most guys retire after 300,000 years. | 1.3333 | 0.03227 | 339 | 248 | 69 | 22 |
362 | No caves...they're called dugouts. | 1.3333 | 0.03082 | 354 | 256 | 78 | 20 |
363 | I am not a big fan of "Throwback" uniforms either. | 1.3324 | 0.03039 | 352 | 253 | 81 | 18 |
364 | Old Timer's Day has gotten out of hand | 1.3324 | 0.03066 | 352 | 254 | 79 | 19 |
365 | No, no......you play with a club.....not with a club. | 1.3324 | 0.03039 | 352 | 253 | 81 | 18 |
366 | I'm hitting the next pitch back to the Stone Age. | 1.3324 | 0.03066 | 352 | 254 | 79 | 19 |
367 | Goin'' "old school," Champ? | 1.3324 | 0.02903 | 352 | 248 | 91 | 13 |
368 | After the game, want to go clubbing? | 1.3324 | 0.03066 | 352 | 254 | 79 | 19 |
369 | How long were you in the minors? | 1.3324 | 0.02931 | 352 | 249 | 89 | 14 |
370 | I got this. Been practicing for millennia. | 1.3324 | 0.03092 | 352 | 255 | 77 | 20 |
371 | If it does not help with my hitting, I can at least kill dinner with it. | 1.3324 | 0.03056 | 349 | 251 | 80 | 18 |
372 | It's an old model Louisville Slugger; they never break. | 1.3324 | 0.03056 | 349 | 251 | 80 | 18 |
373 | I know he said 'strike,' but he didn't mean me! | 1.3324 | 0.03056 | 349 | 251 | 80 | 18 |
374 | Sorry sir, you misunderstand. Tigers is just the name of our team. | 1.3324 | 0.03136 | 349 | 254 | 74 | 21 |
375 | If I hit it, can I eat it? | 1.3324 | 0.03239 | 349 | 258 | 66 | 25 |
376 | Here's the Deal, you strike out and I'll teach you how to make fire. | 1.3324 | 0.03265 | 349 | 259 | 64 | 26 |
377 | When I was a rookie, we used to called this place Shea. | 1.3314 | 0.03276 | 347 | 258 | 63 | 26 |
378 | No, baseball hasn't evolved at all. | 1.3314 | 0.02927 | 347 | 245 | 89 | 13 |
379 | No, Ugs on first, What's on second! | 1.3312 | 0.03377 | 317 | 234 | 61 | 22 |
380 | You're just supposed to hit the ball, not beat it to death and eat it.... | 1.3307 | 0.03778 | 251 | 185 | 49 | 17 |
381 | Are you ever going to retire? | 1.3294 | 0.03059 | 343 | 247 | 79 | 17 |
382 | I thought the steroid era was over. | 1.3294 | 0.03142 | 343 | 250 | 73 | 20 |
383 | Designated hitter, I presume? | 1.3294 | 0.03222 | 343 | 253 | 67 | 23 |
384 | The game hasn't evolved much. | 1.3294 | 0.02797 | 343 | 238 | 97 | 8 |
385 | It all started when a disgruntled fan tweeted management that “Any dumb cave man could out hit your entire team.” | 1.3294 | 0.03169 | 343 | 251 | 71 | 21 |
386 | You must be the rookie from Bedrock. | 1.3294 | 0.03169 | 343 | 251 | 71 | 21 |
387 | Damn, this game is taking forever. | 1.3294 | 0.03241 | 340 | 251 | 66 | 23 |
388 | No, I’m signaling | 1.3294 | 0.03347 | 340 | 255 | 58 | 27 |
389 | ... and then they introduced the DH rule. And now you're up to date. | 1.3294 | 0.02962 | 340 | 241 | 86 | 13 |
390 | I don't believe it either. They finally called me up. | 1.3294 | 0.03637 | 252 | 183 | 55 | 14 |
391 | He’s batting .500 B.C. | 1.3293 | 0.03226 | 334 | 245 | 68 | 21 |
392 | We seriously need more accurate drug tests | 1.3288 | 0.03311 | 295 | 213 | 67 | 15 |
393 | But it was a regulation bat 40,000 years ago! | 1.3283 | 0.03238 | 332 | 244 | 67 | 21 |
394 | 'Kill the umpire' doesn't actually mean that. | 1.3274 | 0.03126 | 336 | 244 | 74 | 18 |
395 | Congrats on finally being called up. | 1.3273 | 0.03057 | 333 | 239 | 79 | 15 |
396 | If the pitcher believes in Darwin, he'll probably walk you. | 1.3270 | 0.03169 | 315 | 227 | 73 | 15 |
397 | Geez. First, politics and now, baseball. | 1.3263 | 0.03297 | 331 | 246 | 62 | 23 |
398 | I see you're taking the divorce well, Gregg. | 1.3263 | 0.03380 | 331 | 249 | 56 | 26 |
399 | It takes 4 balls to get to first base? What kinds of men play this game?” | 1.3263 | 0.03512 | 331 | 254 | 46 | 31 |
400 | I thought the league banned the use of Neanderthal. | 1.3253 | 0.03656 | 332 | 261 | 34 | 37 |
401 | No, it's not a cave, it's called the dugout. | 1.3252 | 0.03107 | 329 | 238 | 75 | 16 |
402 | I don't care if you are from Louisville. That's not a regulation bat. | 1.3247 | 0.03847 | 231 | 170 | 47 | 14 |
403 | Nice. You've taken the beard trend to its logical conclusion. | 1.3246 | 0.03931 | 228 | 169 | 44 | 15 |
404 | That's three strikes! Can't you count? | 1.3242 | 0.03216 | 330 | 243 | 67 | 20 |
405 | I don't care if you have only two strikes - you're still history | 1.3242 | 0.03273 | 330 | 245 | 63 | 22 |
406 | Gosh, baseball really is an archaic sport. | 1.3242 | 0.03187 | 330 | 242 | 69 | 19 |
407 | How long have you been with the club? | 1.3242 | 0.03187 | 330 | 242 | 69 | 19 |
408 | The game has evolved. | 1.3242 | 0.03148 | 327 | 238 | 72 | 17 |
409 | Don't slide. | 1.3242 | 0.03148 | 327 | 238 | 72 | 17 |
410 | I have no idea where the umpire went. He called “strike three” and I assume he ran for his life. | 1.3230 | 0.03022 | 322 | 230 | 80 | 12 |
411 | Okay, one more time, “kill ‘em” is just an expression. | 1.3230 | 0.02990 | 322 | 229 | 82 | 11 |
412 | So I'm guessing you're not into analytics. | 1.3230 | 0.03209 | 322 | 236 | 68 | 18 |
413 | I just saved 15% on my car insurance. | 1.3230 | 0.03268 | 322 | 238 | 64 | 20 |
414 | Catcher: "I've HEARD that steroids could have some side effects." | 1.3230 | 0.03148 | 322 | 234 | 72 | 16 |
415 | Homie, I literally invented fire...but go ahead, tell your guy to bring the heat. | 1.3230 | 0.03178 | 322 | 235 | 70 | 17 |
416 | Why isn’t the New Yorker funny anymore? | 1.3230 | 0.03441 | 322 | 244 | 52 | 26 |
417 | It's a bat, get over it. | 1.3230 | 0.03117 | 322 | 233 | 74 | 15 |
418 | The umpire has a bone to pick with you. | 1.3230 | 0.03268 | 322 | 238 | 64 | 20 |
419 | Designated by who? | 1.3230 | 0.03117 | 322 | 233 | 74 | 15 |
420 | Love the throwback jersey. | 1.3230 | 0.03178 | 322 | 235 | 70 | 17 |
421 | Wow! The METS really have hit rock bottom. | 1.3230 | 0.03327 | 322 | 240 | 60 | 22 |
422 | You Red Sox are taking this "Fear the Beard" thing far too seriously! | 1.3220 | 0.03170 | 323 | 236 | 70 | 17 |
423 | I’m giving baseball a go, hunting and gathering is tough on the joints. | 1.3220 | 0.03078 | 323 | 233 | 76 | 14 |
424 | we haven't squatted like that in over 66 million years. | 1.3219 | 0.03220 | 320 | 235 | 67 | 18 |
425 | Last guy that wore that slid into home. Some things you just cant unsee. | 1.3219 | 0.03310 | 320 | 238 | 61 | 21 |
426 | Did coach just discover you in the dugout? | 1.3219 | 0.03190 | 320 | 234 | 69 | 17 |
427 | "Sometimes I think this whole throwback uniform thing has gone a bit too far." | 1.3219 | 0.03340 | 320 | 239 | 59 | 22 |
428 | I see that you're with a new club. | 1.3209 | 0.03360 | 321 | 241 | 57 | 23 |
429 | Shoeless Joe? Are you reinstated? | 1.3206 | 0.03252 | 315 | 232 | 65 | 18 |
430 | So if I hit you, then we're both out? | 1.3206 | 0.03314 | 315 | 234 | 61 | 20 |
431 | "This guy's got the perfect pitch for you -- a dragging knuckleball. | 1.3206 | 0.03344 | 315 | 235 | 59 | 21 |
432 | I don't care if it's an anachronism, the rules say you gotta wear a helmet. | 1.3196 | 0.03335 | 316 | 236 | 59 | 21 |
433 | Yo mama wears shoes. | 1.3195 | 0.03169 | 313 | 228 | 70 | 15 |
434 | Heeeyyyy clubber, clubber, clubber... | 1.3195 | 0.03295 | 313 | 232 | 62 | 19 |
435 | That's ball four pal, try to walk upright to first base. | 1.3195 | 0.03326 | 313 | 233 | 60 | 20 |
436 | Hey Fred, I slept with Wilma. | 1.3195 | 0.03447 | 313 | 237 | 52 | 24 |
437 | Word is you spent ages in the minors. | 1.3189 | 0.03216 | 301 | 219 | 68 | 14 |
438 | I’m the player to be named later. | 1.3183 | 0.03308 | 311 | 231 | 61 | 19 |
439 | Hold on. We're inventing the ball. | 1.3183 | 0.03431 | 311 | 235 | 53 | 23 |
440 | They say you were frozen in ice for thousands of years. Take a couple practice swings. | 1.3183 | 0.03308 | 311 | 231 | 61 | 19 |
441 | So easy even a caveman can do it. | 1.3172 | 0.03288 | 309 | 229 | 62 | 18 |
442 | Just yabba dabba doo it! | 1.3172 | 0.03191 | 309 | 226 | 68 | 15 |
443 | I thought we were trying to modernize the sport. | 1.3172 | 0.03158 | 309 | 225 | 70 | 14 |
444 | So, Wilma or Betty? | 1.3172 | 0.03256 | 309 | 228 | 64 | 17 |
445 | Sox? What are sox? | 1.3172 | 0.03288 | 309 | 229 | 62 | 18 |
446 | Is that your girlfriend out there, or a mastodon walking backward? | 1.3170 | 0.03468 | 306 | 232 | 51 | 23 |
447 | I don't steal, I take. | 1.3160 | 0.03169 | 307 | 224 | 69 | 14 |
448 | Still using hand gestures to communicate? | 1.3160 | 0.03427 | 307 | 232 | 53 | 22 |
449 | Dude, TOMORROW is retro uniform night. | 1.3160 | 0.03169 | 307 | 224 | 69 | 14 |
450 | And you think I look strange? | 1.3158 | 0.03323 | 304 | 226 | 60 | 18 |
451 | You’ve never heard of steroids, what do you live in a cave? | 1.3158 | 0.03355 | 304 | 227 | 58 | 19 |
452 | You play ball like a gatherer! | 1.3158 | 0.03419 | 304 | 229 | 54 | 21 |
453 | You're in the wrong place at the wrong time. | 1.3158 | 0.03387 | 304 | 228 | 56 | 20 |
454 | Sorry, but you're a Neanderthal. You've already got two strikes against you. | 1.3158 | 0.03290 | 304 | 225 | 62 | 17 |
455 | Remember: the idea is to swing at the ball as hard as you can, without hitting it. | 1.3158 | 0.03387 | 304 | 228 | 56 | 20 |
456 | Where's the girl? | 1.3156 | 0.03032 | 301 | 215 | 77 | 9 |
457 | Do you speak softly . . . ?” | 1.3156 | 0.03345 | 301 | 224 | 59 | 18 |
458 | Did it hurt to have the cleats installed? | 1.3156 | 0.03068 | 301 | 216 | 75 | 10 |
459 | Long time in the minors,huh? | 1.3148 | 0.03214 | 305 | 224 | 66 | 15 |
460 | We know you are doing paleo Scott, but this is a bit much. | 1.3146 | 0.02950 | 302 | 214 | 81 | 7 |
461 | You forgot your helmet. | 1.3146 | 0.03335 | 302 | 225 | 59 | 18 |
462 | No Swinging if I catch the ball. Ok? | 1.3146 | 0.03302 | 302 | 224 | 61 | 17 |
463 | If nothing else Tebow, you’re not a quitter | 1.3146 | 0.03496 | 302 | 230 | 49 | 23 |
464 | Shoeless Joe from Jurassic Mo. | 1.3146 | 0.03401 | 302 | 227 | 55 | 20 |
465 | If you give me just 15 minutes after the game, I think I can save you 15% on your car insurance! | 1.3136 | 0.03487 | 287 | 216 | 52 | 19 |
466 | Best throwback uniforms ever | 1.3133 | 0.03381 | 300 | 225 | 56 | 19 |
467 | Well, the coach said I really needed to learn to use my primal instincts... | 1.3133 | 0.03281 | 300 | 222 | 62 | 16 |
468 | I heard you're the guy they called up from that Triple A team in Bedrock. | 1.3133 | 0.03635 | 300 | 233 | 40 | 27 |
469 | I've been designated to make a sacrifice. | 1.3133 | 0.03247 | 300 | 221 | 64 | 15 |
470 | Who am I supposed to hit? | 1.3133 | 0.03315 | 300 | 223 | 60 | 17 |
471 | The lizard stole my Geico gig | 1.3133 | 0.03212 | 300 | 220 | 66 | 14 |
472 | I slept with your ancestors. | 1.3133 | 0.03381 | 300 | 225 | 56 | 19 |
473 | Okay. First of all, "Strike!" means something a whole lot different here. | 1.3133 | 0.03142 | 300 | 218 | 70 | 12 |
474 | How's that paleo diet working for you? | 1.3133 | 0.03177 | 300 | 219 | 68 | 13 |
475 | ...and, any ball hit into the tar pits is a ground rule double.... | 1.3133 | 0.03381 | 300 | 225 | 56 | 19 |
476 | Fig. 1. Homer erectus | 1.3131 | 0.03437 | 297 | 224 | 53 | 20 |
477 | I guess this really is America’s past time. | 1.3131 | 0.03302 | 297 | 220 | 61 | 16 |
478 | This is Yankee Stadium fella; put some shoes on. | 1.3131 | 0.03302 | 297 | 220 | 61 | 16 |
479 | Yes, I’m wearing a dress , I’m also carrying a big stick . | 1.3131 | 0.03268 | 297 | 219 | 63 | 15 |
480 | I heard you hit one out of Jurassic Park. | 1.3131 | 0.03337 | 297 | 221 | 59 | 17 |
481 | I heard you were just called up from the Paleolithic era. | 1.3131 | 0.02938 | 297 | 210 | 81 | 6 |
482 | For a guy drafted on a jaw fragment and part of a femur you're lucky to even be in the lineup. | 1.3131 | 0.03337 | 297 | 221 | 59 | 17 |
483 | It's the CUBS not the "Clubs." | 1.3131 | 0.03302 | 297 | 220 | 61 | 16 |
484 | I hunt. I do not bunt. | 1.3131 | 0.03268 | 297 | 219 | 63 | 15 |
485 | Mets farm team? | 1.3131 | 0.03302 | 297 | 220 | 61 | 16 |
486 | I thought you retired ages ago. | 1.3131 | 0.03233 | 297 | 218 | 65 | 14 |
487 | Just don't throw the bat, alright? | 1.3131 | 0.03404 | 297 | 223 | 55 | 19 |
488 | You're the designated hunter, not hitter. | 1.3131 | 0.03371 | 297 | 222 | 57 | 18 |
489 | Yeah, I was down in the minors a long time. Why do you ask? | 1.3131 | 0.03162 | 297 | 216 | 69 | 12 |
490 | I heard you usually cave. | 1.3131 | 0.03337 | 297 | 221 | 59 | 17 |
491 | You just come up from the bush leagues? | 1.3131 | 0.03371 | 297 | 222 | 57 | 18 |
492 | Did you know 15 minutes could save you 15 percent or more on car insurance? | 1.3131 | 0.03470 | 297 | 225 | 51 | 21 |
493 | I know it's not a regulation bat, Luis, but do YOU wanna be the one to tell him? | 1.3131 | 0.03162 | 297 | 216 | 69 | 12 |
494 | Not exactly. They’re Detroit Tigers not saber-tooth tigers. | 1.3131 | 0.03404 | 297 | 223 | 55 | 19 |
495 | How long were you on the disabled list? | 1.3131 | 0.03125 | 297 | 215 | 71 | 11 |
496 | Do you want to go clubbing after the game? | 1.3131 | 0.03437 | 297 | 224 | 53 | 20 |
497 | Whaddya mean this ain't no bat. I got it from the clubhouse! | 1.3131 | 0.03337 | 297 | 221 | 59 | 17 |
498 | Why you make signal that lion is coming? | 1.3131 | 0.03470 | 297 | 225 | 51 | 21 |
499 | Well, this is an old-timers' game for the books. | 1.3119 | 0.03350 | 295 | 220 | 58 | 17 |
500 | Lookin' good. Paleo diet? | 1.3119 | 0.03350 | 295 | 220 | 58 | 17 |
501 | I don't like the designated hitter rule either. | 1.3119 | 0.03418 | 295 | 222 | 54 | 19 |
502 | This is Comiskey Park, you must be looking for Jurassic Park. | 1.3119 | 0.03384 | 295 | 221 | 56 | 18 |
503 | LIMERICK: Before Shoeless Joe there was Paul...A legend at hitting the ball...At the pitcher he sneered...While rockin his beard...Then clubbed em out over the wall. | 1.3119 | 0.03418 | 295 | 222 | 54 | 19 |
504 | Yooooooouuu'rrreee eeeextiiinct! | 1.3114 | 0.03324 | 289 | 214 | 60 | 15 |
505 | I know there's no pine tar on it, but I still don't think it's legal. | 1.3106 | 0.03363 | 293 | 219 | 57 | 17 |
506 | ICE didn’t know where else to send me. | 1.3103 | 0.03490 | 290 | 220 | 50 | 20 |
507 | You traveled a million years just to strike out! | 1.3103 | 0.03421 | 290 | 218 | 54 | 18 |
508 | Took you awhile to get here, didn't it? | 1.3103 | 0.03314 | 290 | 215 | 60 | 15 |
509 | Repeat after me. Hit ball. Not head. | 1.3103 | 0.03314 | 290 | 215 | 60 | 15 |
510 | This game is taking forever. | 1.3103 | 0.03350 | 290 | 216 | 58 | 16 |
511 | Ball? Like wheel? But with another axis of rotational symmetry? | 1.3103 | 0.03242 | 290 | 213 | 64 | 13 |
512 | I hear you spent a lot of time in the minor leagues. | 1.3095 | 0.03101 | 294 | 213 | 71 | 10 |
513 | Just remember. You hit the ball not me. | 1.3090 | 0.03291 | 288 | 213 | 61 | 14 |
514 | I think they will put an asterisk next to this one. | 1.3090 | 0.03399 | 288 | 216 | 55 | 17 |
515 | Ok, deal. You don't bunt, and I show you Match.com. | 1.3090 | 0.03434 | 288 | 217 | 53 | 18 |
516 | Oh c'mon, weren't you traded like ten thousand years ago? | 1.3080 | 0.03535 | 276 | 209 | 49 | 18 |
517 | That's your plan? To walk softly! | 1.3077 | 0.03266 | 286 | 211 | 62 | 13 |
518 | Three strikes and your extinct! | 1.3077 | 0.03484 | 286 | 217 | 50 | 19 |
519 | Your swing is primitive, but I see promise. | 1.3077 | 0.03228 | 286 | 210 | 64 | 12 |
520 | You, sir may expect a walk. | 1.3063 | 0.03390 | 284 | 213 | 55 | 16 |
521 | It figures. A Trump supporter bats righty. | 1.3063 | 0.03426 | 284 | 214 | 53 | 17 |
522 | Three strikes, you evolve. | 1.3063 | 0.03533 | 284 | 217 | 47 | 20 |
523 | Talk about a heavy hitter ... | 1.3063 | 0.03353 | 284 | 212 | 57 | 15 |
524 | Growing your playoff beard already, eh? | 1.3063 | 0.03315 | 284 | 211 | 59 | 14 |
525 | Whoa, since when are the Red Sox bipeds? | 1.3060 | 0.03451 | 281 | 212 | 52 | 17 |
526 | Baseball? Next thing you'll be wanting fire. | 1.3060 | 0.03338 | 281 | 209 | 58 | 14 |
527 | Don't look at me, hit the ball, and then they'll feed you | 1.3060 | 0.03451 | 281 | 212 | 52 | 17 |
528 | So, that paleo diet seems to be working for you. | 1.3060 | 0.03451 | 281 | 212 | 52 | 17 |
529 | No, not me. Hit the ball. | 1.3060 | 0.03261 | 281 | 207 | 62 | 12 |
530 | I'm just saying 'three strikes and you're extinct' is a little harsh. | 1.3060 | 0.03338 | 281 | 209 | 58 | 14 |
531 | That's some sponsorship you picked up there Ed. | 1.3060 | 0.03414 | 281 | 211 | 54 | 16 |
532 | Bamm Bambino. You must be Fred and Wilma’s son? | 1.3060 | 0.03523 | 281 | 214 | 48 | 19 |
533 | I see you and our pitcher use the same barber. | 1.3060 | 0.03300 | 281 | 208 | 60 | 13 |
534 | I've been in the dug out for ages | 1.3060 | 0.03261 | 281 | 207 | 62 | 12 |
535 | Time for a mammoth home run. | 1.3060 | 0.03261 | 281 | 207 | 62 | 12 |
536 | So how long have you been in the Minors? | 1.3060 | 0.03182 | 281 | 205 | 66 | 10 |
537 | Everything else I get. But buddy, no pants? | 1.3058 | 0.03361 | 278 | 207 | 57 | 14 |
538 | Old Timers' Day was last week, Buddy | 1.3058 | 0.03243 | 278 | 204 | 63 | 11 |
539 | Of course you can have unlimited strikes - no problem at all. | 1.3047 | 0.03427 | 279 | 210 | 53 | 16 |
540 | Tell Mr. Veeck I like the midget better. | 1.3032 | 0.03590 | 277 | 213 | 44 | 20 |
541 | Don't worry. This game hasn't changed since the Stone Age. | 1.3032 | 0.03479 | 277 | 210 | 50 | 17 |
542 | I've been traded to the Mets. | 1.3032 | 0.03364 | 277 | 207 | 56 | 14 |
543 | So you're the missing link in their pennant hopes? | 1.3032 | 0.03364 | 277 | 207 | 56 | 14 |
544 | Wrong Club | 1.3032 | 0.03516 | 277 | 211 | 48 | 18 |
545 | Its a Lascaux Slugger. | 1.3032 | 0.03441 | 277 | 209 | 52 | 16 |
546 | Now I know why your nickname is Homer Erectus. | 1.3032 | 0.03325 | 277 | 206 | 58 | 13 |
547 | Yes, clubbing me counts as a strike. | 1.3032 | 0.03479 | 277 | 210 | 50 | 17 |
548 | No like inside fast ball. | 1.3032 | 0.03325 | 277 | 206 | 58 | 13 |
549 | Why you dress as turtle ... crouch in dust? | 1.3032 | 0.03516 | 277 | 211 | 48 | 18 |
550 | Wait! "Strike" is just a figure of speech. | 1.3032 | 0.03325 | 277 | 206 | 58 | 13 |
551 | These 'old-timer' games sure get tougher every year, huh? | 1.3032 | 0.03441 | 277 | 209 | 52 | 16 |
552 | He's throwing fire? What is fire? | 1.3032 | 0.03364 | 277 | 207 | 56 | 14 |
553 | Who you calling neaderthal? | 1.3032 | 0.03325 | 277 | 206 | 58 | 13 |
554 | Your comment about the designated hitter as being a natural result of the evolutionary process of baseball is duly noted. | 1.3032 | 0.03364 | 277 | 207 | 56 | 14 |
555 | I've got good news. I can save you 15% on car insurance. | 1.3032 | 0.03733 | 277 | 217 | 36 | 24 |
556 | I get strike, you get club. | 1.3032 | 0.03364 | 277 | 207 | 56 | 14 |
557 | The email clearly said "Cubs," not "clubs" | 1.3032 | 0.03403 | 277 | 208 | 54 | 15 |
558 | For the record, if he hits you with the pitch I had nothing to do with it. | 1.3029 | 0.03348 | 274 | 204 | 57 | 13 |
559 | Sometimes I feel like this game drags on for ages | 1.3029 | 0.03388 | 274 | 205 | 55 | 14 |
560 | You haven’t made it to the World Series in how long again? | 1.3029 | 0.03427 | 274 | 206 | 53 | 15 |
561 | Wow! Moving to DH really is the way to extend your career, isn't it? | 1.3029 | 0.03427 | 274 | 206 | 53 | 15 |
562 | No need to swing, I'm signaling for a walk. | 1.3029 | 0.03542 | 274 | 209 | 47 | 18 |
563 | Remember, while it's in the air. | 1.3029 | 0.03504 | 274 | 208 | 49 | 17 |
564 | If you're lucky enough to get to third, don't even think about sliding into home. | 1.3029 | 0.03226 | 274 | 201 | 63 | 10 |
565 | I had it custom made. It's called The Bat Out Of Hell. | 1.3029 | 0.03542 | 274 | 209 | 47 | 18 |
566 | No, I’m not taking a knee! Put the club down and go back to your seat. | 1.3029 | 0.03466 | 274 | 207 | 51 | 16 |
567 | You the guy they called up from Bedrock? | 1.3029 | 0.03308 | 274 | 203 | 59 | 12 |
568 | This is taking throw-back uniforms to the extreme. | 1.3029 | 0.03308 | 274 | 203 | 59 | 12 |
569 | You weren’t supposed to take ‘hit it back into the Stone Age’ literally | 1.3029 | 0.03542 | 274 | 209 | 47 | 18 |
570 | Don't make the Cubs wait another 100 years | 1.3029 | 0.03427 | 274 | 206 | 53 | 15 |
571 | I agree. Those insurance commercials were cultural appropriation. | 1.3029 | 0.03308 | 274 | 203 | 59 | 12 |
572 | Awesome throwback uniform, dude. | 1.3029 | 0.03308 | 274 | 203 | 59 | 12 |
573 | The pine tar ought to be the least of your worries. | 1.3029 | 0.03226 | 274 | 201 | 63 | 10 |
574 | I guess in your case, it really is a ball club. | 1.3029 | 0.03267 | 274 | 202 | 61 | 11 |
575 | Who’s on First? | 1.3029 | 0.03348 | 274 | 204 | 57 | 13 |
576 | This is the Washington Senators baseball team. You want the troglodytes in the White House. | 1.3029 | 0.03504 | 274 | 208 | 49 | 17 |
577 | One more strike and you're history. | 1.3026 | 0.03491 | 271 | 205 | 50 | 16 |
578 | Wow, way to commit to the Old Timers Game Jason. | 1.3015 | 0.03321 | 272 | 202 | 58 | 12 |
579 | All that padding won't help you, if you flip me off again. | 1.3015 | 0.03401 | 272 | 204 | 54 | 14 |
580 | Relax a few rules on facial hair and look at what you get. | 1.3015 | 0.03441 | 272 | 205 | 52 | 15 |
581 | So . . . just exactly how long had you been in the minors before they called you up? | 1.3015 | 0.03196 | 272 | 199 | 64 | 9 |
582 | Yeah, I agree, the dugout probably did evolve from the cave. | 1.3015 | 0.03361 | 272 | 203 | 56 | 13 |
583 | How long have you been on the bench? | 1.3015 | 0.03321 | 272 | 202 | 58 | 12 |
584 | They said the pinch hitter was a thing of the past, but I didn't believe it until now. | 1.3011 | 0.03466 | 269 | 203 | 51 | 15 |
585 | Look who they thawed out for the Series | 1.3011 | 0.03466 | 269 | 203 | 51 | 15 |
586 | Do you slide in that thing? | 1.3008 | 0.03492 | 266 | 201 | 50 | 15 |
587 | Now batting for Brooklyn... | 1.3000 | 0.03573 | 270 | 207 | 45 | 18 |
588 | You get three of them. Someone else will count for you. | 1.3000 | 0.03374 | 270 | 202 | 55 | 13 |
589 | These retro uniforms are getting out of hand. | 1.3000 | 0.03374 | 270 | 202 | 55 | 13 |
590 | I see you're classically trained. | 1.3000 | 0.03455 | 270 | 204 | 51 | 15 |
591 | I can’t believe they accused you of using steroids. | 1.3000 | 0.03374 | 270 | 202 | 55 | 13 |
592 | Can you slide in that? | 1.2996 | 0.03272 | 267 | 197 | 60 | 10 |
593 | Nice retro uniform ! | 1.2996 | 0.03357 | 267 | 199 | 56 | 12 |
594 | So, you're coming out of retirement? | 1.2996 | 0.03185 | 267 | 195 | 64 | 8 |
595 | You guys are 400,000 games back at the end of July, why don't you pack it in already? | 1.2996 | 0.03480 | 267 | 202 | 50 | 15 |
596 | It’s not going to be pretty if I have to slide. | 1.2996 | 0.03560 | 267 | 204 | 46 | 17 |
597 | I think you're taking this paleo-diet thing a little too far! | 1.2996 | 0.03521 | 267 | 203 | 48 | 16 |
598 | I still think that "Nantucket Neanderthals" perpetuates inappropriate stereotypes. | 1.2996 | 0.03399 | 267 | 200 | 54 | 13 |
599 | Remember, after clubbing the ball do NOT drag me to the bases! | 1.2996 | 0.03600 | 267 | 205 | 44 | 18 |
600 | You might want to back up. | 1.2996 | 0.03440 | 267 | 201 | 52 | 14 |
601 | He throws a knuckleball. No offense. | 1.2996 | 0.03357 | 267 | 199 | 56 | 12 |
602 | Aren't you taking the whole vintage uniforms thing a bit too far? | 1.2996 | 0.03315 | 267 | 198 | 58 | 11 |
603 | I'd get a helmet if I were you. Our pitcher's a Neanderthal. | 1.2996 | 0.03639 | 267 | 206 | 42 | 19 |
604 | And I thought pinstripes were old school. | 1.2996 | 0.03229 | 267 | 196 | 62 | 9 |
605 | Watch out for the umpire. He's a real Neanderthal. | 1.2996 | 0.03521 | 267 | 203 | 48 | 16 |
606 | I've seen cave paintings of your swing. You're history. | 1.2996 | 0.03521 | 267 | 203 | 48 | 16 |
607 | I've been playing this sport since before you were born, son. | 1.2996 | 0.03399 | 267 | 200 | 54 | 13 |
608 | No exceptions. Ump's got to see your knees. | 1.2996 | 0.03560 | 267 | 204 | 46 | 17 |
609 | It's 'pastime', not 'past time'. | 1.2996 | 0.03357 | 267 | 199 | 56 | 12 |
610 | I heard you were called up from the Neanderthals | 1.2996 | 0.03560 | 267 | 204 | 46 | 17 |
611 | Don’t worry, the last time this pitcher struck anyone out, everyone looked like you. | 1.2996 | 0.03440 | 267 | 201 | 52 | 14 |
612 | It was a regulation bat the last game I played" | 1.2996 | 0.03399 | 267 | 200 | 54 | 13 |
613 | I think we're just going to walk you. | 1.2996 | 0.03272 | 267 | 197 | 60 | 10 |
614 | You look like you come from a different E.R.A. | 1.2996 | 0.03521 | 267 | 203 | 48 | 16 |
615 | The pitcher has reached a bygone ERA. | 1.2996 | 0.03600 | 267 | 205 | 44 | 18 |
616 | Dude, isn't it about time you retire. | 1.2996 | 0.03229 | 267 | 196 | 62 | 9 |
617 | Which man do I hit? | 1.2996 | 0.03399 | 267 | 200 | 54 | 13 |
618 | Thag no like infield fly rule. | 1.2996 | 0.03357 | 267 | 199 | 56 | 12 |
619 | No, beating the catcher to death with a runner on third base would definitely NOT be considered a "sacrifice fly." | 1.2996 | 0.03521 | 267 | 203 | 48 | 16 |
620 | Whatever you do, don't slide. | 1.2996 | 0.03185 | 267 | 195 | 64 | 8 |
621 | Not bat. Pitcher's leg. | 1.2996 | 0.03440 | 267 | 201 | 52 | 14 |
622 | They're not booing because you drag women around by the hair and club your kids. They're booing because you're hitting .198. | 1.2996 | 0.03521 | 267 | 203 | 48 | 16 |
623 | Hit ball, not catcher! | 1.2996 | 0.03440 | 267 | 201 | 52 | 14 |
624 | Yeah, it's a throwback uniform. | 1.2996 | 0.03315 | 267 | 198 | 58 | 11 |
625 | These throwback jerseys are getting out of hand. | 1.2996 | 0.03639 | 267 | 206 | 42 | 19 |
626 | I was told there'd be women | 1.2996 | 0.03357 | 267 | 199 | 56 | 12 |
627 | Looks like it took you a while to get called up. | 1.2996 | 0.03229 | 267 | 196 | 62 | 9 |
628 | Didn't you strike out 40,000 years ago? | 1.2996 | 0.03480 | 267 | 202 | 50 | 15 |
629 | I'm showing you the signs because you can't read them, anyway. | 1.2996 | 0.03357 | 267 | 199 | 56 | 12 |
630 | Is it true you speak softly? | 1.2996 | 0.03656 | 257 | 197 | 43 | 17 |
631 | A ball is thrown and you try to hit it. It's worthless unless you do it frequently, and then you become wealthy beyond your dreams. But yes, it's still worthless. It's hard to explain. | 1.2985 | 0.03549 | 268 | 205 | 46 | 17 |
632 | Don't you think your team is getting ridiculous about their throwback uniform days? | 1.2981 | 0.03536 | 265 | 202 | 47 | 16 |
633 | I’m old school. | 1.2981 | 0.03370 | 265 | 198 | 55 | 12 |
634 | Think maybe you’re taking this Throwback Uniform Day a little too far? | 1.2981 | 0.03495 | 265 | 201 | 49 | 15 |
635 | I'm gluten-free and juiced. Bring it. | 1.2981 | 0.03454 | 265 | 200 | 51 | 14 |
636 | Can you tell me how to get to the batter's cave? | 1.2981 | 0.03412 | 265 | 199 | 53 | 13 |
637 | This is my third old timers day, you? | 1.2981 | 0.03576 | 265 | 203 | 45 | 17 |
638 | What’s with all the shaggy beards in baseball these days? | 1.2981 | 0.03454 | 265 | 200 | 51 | 14 |
639 | It you're planning to drag me back to your cave, you should know I'm a pitcher not a catcher. | 1.2981 | 0.03576 | 265 | 203 | 45 | 17 |
640 | Now batting for the MAGA Mouthbreathers... | 1.2981 | 0.03655 | 265 | 205 | 41 | 19 |
641 | Even for the seventh inning, this is a stretch! | 1.2981 | 0.03327 | 265 | 197 | 57 | 11 |
642 | Yes, it is a very nice dugout. | 1.2981 | 0.03536 | 265 | 202 | 47 | 16 |
643 | Mr. Rocktober? | 1.2981 | 0.03454 | 265 | 200 | 51 | 14 |
644 | Interesting. You guys call it a dugout. We call it a cave. | 1.2981 | 0.03284 | 265 | 196 | 59 | 10 |
645 | You busy after the game? A bunch of us are going clubbing. | 1.2980 | 0.03544 | 255 | 193 | 48 | 14 |
646 | Your cave drawing doesn't do you justice. | 1.2970 | 0.03483 | 266 | 202 | 49 | 15 |
647 | Did you find that in the clubhouse? | 1.2966 | 0.03426 | 263 | 198 | 52 | 13 |
648 | That's three strikes. Now put down your club. | 1.2966 | 0.03551 | 263 | 201 | 46 | 16 |
649 | I asked him to walk you. | 1.2966 | 0.03383 | 263 | 197 | 54 | 12 |
650 | Throwback uniforms have really gotten out of hand. | 1.2966 | 0.03383 | 263 | 197 | 54 | 12 |
651 | Going clubbing after the game? | 1.2966 | 0.03340 | 263 | 196 | 56 | 11 |
652 | You're looking for the Tigers. We're the Yankees. | 1.2966 | 0.03252 | 263 | 194 | 60 | 9 |
653 | With global warming, I feel like that uniform is the future. | 1.2966 | 0.03591 | 263 | 202 | 44 | 17 |
654 | I hear you guys are looking for a heavy hitter. | 1.2966 | 0.03509 | 263 | 200 | 48 | 15 |
655 | Ehhh batter batter....your mother is a Neanderthal! | 1.2966 | 0.03468 | 263 | 199 | 50 | 14 |
656 | Maybe it's time to lay off the paleo diet for a while. | 1.2966 | 0.03340 | 263 | 196 | 56 | 11 |
657 | I love a player who appreciates the history of the game | 1.2966 | 0.03252 | 263 | 194 | 60 | 9 |
658 | That’s right buddy. They don’t call me Homer erectus for nuthin...... | 1.2966 | 0.03296 | 263 | 195 | 58 | 10 |
659 | There's nothing like the Old-Old-Timers' game. | 1.2966 | 0.03509 | 263 | 200 | 48 | 15 |
660 | Is it the seventh eon stretch, already? | 1.2966 | 0.03252 | 263 | 194 | 60 | 9 |
661 | I take it you're not an analytics guy. | 1.2966 | 0.03383 | 263 | 197 | 54 | 12 |
662 | Remember, you hit the ball not the pitcher. | 1.2966 | 0.03426 | 263 | 198 | 52 | 13 |
663 | First club owner, right? | 1.2962 | 0.03494 | 260 | 197 | 49 | 14 |
664 | No kidding, you met your wife using that same club. | 1.2962 | 0.03451 | 260 | 196 | 51 | 13 |
665 | Dude, you know that your throwback uniforms suck, right? | 1.2962 | 0.03536 | 260 | 198 | 47 | 15 |
666 | You could bunt and fool everyone." | 1.2962 | 0.03319 | 260 | 193 | 57 | 10 |
667 | Swear to God, they were over the counter supplements. | 1.2962 | 0.03494 | 260 | 197 | 49 | 14 |
668 | Been playing minor league ball for quite awhile, huh? | 1.2962 | 0.03451 | 260 | 196 | 51 | 13 |
669 | No, I'm not trying to take away your Second Amendment rights. | 1.2962 | 0.03408 | 260 | 195 | 53 | 12 |
670 | The millennials in marketing inisist this plays up the timeless appeal of baseball. | 1.2962 | 0.03319 | 260 | 193 | 57 | 10 |
671 | Sure, I'm sure. The 'Old Timers Game' is next week! | 1.2962 | 0.03319 | 260 | 193 | 57 | 10 |
672 | You should've seen last week's game against the renaissance men | 1.2962 | 0.03494 | 260 | 197 | 49 | 14 |
673 | Pine tar goes on your club, not your jersey.” | 1.2962 | 0.03494 | 260 | 197 | 49 | 14 |
674 | I've heard your rookie carving is worth a fortune. | 1.2962 | 0.03578 | 260 | 199 | 45 | 16 |
675 | It's pretty simple: see the ball, hit the ball. | 1.2962 | 0.03364 | 260 | 194 | 55 | 11 |
676 | We really shouldn’t use the Electoral College to pick who plays in the All-Star Game. | 1.2962 | 0.03660 | 260 | 201 | 41 | 18 |
677 | Going Paleo has definitely helped my game, but man I miss the carbs. | 1.2962 | 0.03578 | 260 | 199 | 45 | 16 |
678 | The Yankees finally loosened their appearance policy. | 1.2962 | 0.03274 | 260 | 192 | 59 | 9 |
679 | Are you saying that someone BEFORE Doubleday invented baseball? | 1.2962 | 0.03364 | 260 | 194 | 55 | 11 |
680 | It's called Baseball. Have you been living in a cave? | 1.2962 | 0.03451 | 260 | 196 | 51 | 13 |
681 | Meeting you after the game for clubbing does not sound fun. | 1.2962 | 0.03494 | 260 | 197 | 49 | 14 |
682 | You do understand that the “hit and run” signal has a different meaning in the bigs? | 1.2962 | 0.03364 | 260 | 194 | 55 | 11 |
683 | I really hope you're not the catcher for your team. | 1.2962 | 0.03408 | 260 | 195 | 53 | 12 |
684 | I hear you not like Trump. That right? | 1.2962 | 0.03536 | 260 | 198 | 47 | 15 |
685 | First Tebow. Now this? The Mets will do anything... | 1.2962 | 0.03619 | 260 | 200 | 43 | 17 |
686 | That may have worked in Lascaux, but this is the major leagues, pal. | 1.2962 | 0.03619 | 260 | 200 | 43 | 17 |
687 | Can I hit? They don’t call me “Bam Bam” for nothing. | 1.2962 | 0.03364 | 260 | 194 | 55 | 11 |
688 | Stop whining--the strike zone isn't written in stone! | 1.2962 | 0.03135 | 260 | 189 | 65 | 6 |
689 | Grok do hit, squatman live. | 1.2962 | 0.03451 | 260 | 196 | 51 | 13 |
690 | These 'Turn Back The Clock Day' uniforms are getting a little ridiculous. | 1.2962 | 0.03451 | 260 | 196 | 51 | 13 |
691 | Look, I don't like these time-travel leagues anymore than you do, but we gotta play ball. | 1.2962 | 0.03364 | 260 | 194 | 55 | 11 |
692 | Where'd they dig you up? | 1.2962 | 0.03494 | 260 | 197 | 49 | 14 |
693 | Back out of retirement again? | 1.2962 | 0.03182 | 260 | 190 | 63 | 7 |
694 | You're going to need a bigger mitt. | 1.2962 | 0.03536 | 260 | 198 | 47 | 15 |
695 | How’s that Paleo Diet working for you, Mike? | 1.2962 | 0.03364 | 260 | 194 | 55 | 11 |
696 | Just visualize a mammoth's testicle - swing for all you're worth, then run like Hell ! | 1.2955 | 0.03750 | 247 | 191 | 39 | 17 |
697 | Don't cave in | 1.2953 | 0.02868 | 254 | 179 | 75 | 0 |
698 | Hey bud, the old-timer's game was yesterday. | 1.2946 | 0.03377 | 258 | 193 | 54 | 11 |
699 | Can't believe the Yankees didn't make you shave that thing | 1.2930 | 0.03435 | 256 | 193 | 51 | 12 |
700 | Hit ball. Not me! | 1.2930 | 0.03479 | 256 | 194 | 49 | 13 |
701 | What's the name of your Club? | 1.2930 | 0.03390 | 256 | 192 | 53 | 11 |
702 | You say you're batting a thousand...B.C.? | 1.2930 | 0.03479 | 256 | 194 | 49 | 13 |
703 | “It’s four balls and three strikes. Have you been living in a cave?” | 1.2930 | 0.03390 | 256 | 192 | 53 | 11 |
704 | Look all you want pal, we use numbers now! | 1.2930 | 0.03345 | 256 | 191 | 55 | 10 |
705 | Kind of taking the whole 'throwback uniform' theme to a new level, huh Terrence? | 1.2930 | 0.03566 | 256 | 196 | 45 | 15 |
706 | Do I wait till you catch the ball before hitting it? | 1.2930 | 0.03479 | 256 | 194 | 49 | 13 |
707 | He's got a wicked caveball. | 1.2930 | 0.03390 | 256 | 192 | 53 | 11 |
708 | I'm pinch-hitting for Homo erectus. | 1.2930 | 0.03479 | 256 | 194 | 49 | 13 |
709 | We haven't seen a hitter like you in ages. | 1.2930 | 0.03299 | 256 | 190 | 57 | 9 |
710 | What? Never seen facial hair on a ballplayer? | 1.2930 | 0.03566 | 256 | 196 | 45 | 15 |
711 | I see you found the clubhouse. | 1.2925 | 0.03461 | 253 | 191 | 50 | 12 |
712 | I think it’s great that you’re team has casual Fridays | 1.2925 | 0.03506 | 253 | 192 | 48 | 13 |
713 | I started the Paleo diet and one thing led to another... | 1.2925 | 0.03594 | 253 | 194 | 44 | 15 |
714 | The guy on First Base is kinda worried you won't drop the bat after you hit the ball. | 1.2925 | 0.03226 | 253 | 186 | 60 | 7 |
715 | At least you get to play with you favorite club. | 1.2925 | 0.03369 | 253 | 189 | 54 | 10 |
716 | How long since you last hit. | 1.2925 | 0.03415 | 253 | 190 | 52 | 11 |
717 | I knew this was going to happen after we implemented sabertoothmetrics. | 1.2925 | 0.03506 | 253 | 192 | 48 | 13 |
718 | - Ug had blended in surprisingly well since the thawing, but it was the nuances of modern life which finally gave him away. | 1.2925 | 0.03765 | 253 | 198 | 36 | 19 |
719 | Just because you invented the bat, doesn't mean that you get to play. | 1.2925 | 0.03369 | 253 | 189 | 54 | 10 |
720 | Sure you’re not supposed to be playing in the old timers game? | 1.2925 | 0.03415 | 253 | 190 | 52 | 11 |
721 | I'm not implyin' nuttin'; I'm sayin' you got the look of a guy who's on the juice. | 1.2925 | 0.03369 | 253 | 189 | 54 | 10 |
722 | Careful with the backswing. | 1.2925 | 0.03077 | 253 | 183 | 66 | 4 |
723 | You are new to this game, aren't you. | 1.2925 | 0.03550 | 253 | 193 | 46 | 14 |
724 | No drawings on the dugout wall please | 1.2925 | 0.03274 | 253 | 187 | 58 | 8 |
725 | Don't throw the club. | 1.2925 | 0.03506 | 253 | 192 | 48 | 13 |
726 | I came straight from the bat cave. | 1.2925 | 0.03594 | 253 | 194 | 44 | 15 |
727 | Haven’t seen a bat like that in ages! | 1.2925 | 0.03415 | 253 | 190 | 52 | 11 |
728 | It felt like I was in the minors for ages. | 1.2925 | 0.03506 | 253 | 192 | 48 | 13 |
729 | I dare you to bunt. | 1.2925 | 0.03322 | 253 | 188 | 56 | 9 |
730 | You come up from the minors? | 1.2925 | 0.03506 | 253 | 192 | 48 | 13 |
731 | You can put that down. You're out Flinstone. | 1.2925 | 0.03369 | 253 | 189 | 54 | 10 |
732 | Remember, the strike zone is between your armpit hair and your knee hair. | 1.2925 | 0.03322 | 253 | 188 | 56 | 9 |
733 | I find it offensive that you call that pitch the knuckle-dragger." | 1.2925 | 0.03461 | 253 | 191 | 50 | 12 |
734 | No do that here. Here home! | 1.2925 | 0.03594 | 253 | 194 | 44 | 15 |
735 | 'Let me guess...Moneyball?" | 1.2925 | 0.03594 | 253 | 194 | 44 | 15 |
736 | Hey Bob, I think it's time for an intentional walk. | 1.2925 | 0.03506 | 253 | 192 | 48 | 13 |
737 | The scouting report says your swing is primitive. | 1.2925 | 0.03415 | 253 | 190 | 52 | 11 |
738 | Did you just get called up from the Neanderthals? | 1.2920 | 0.03393 | 250 | 187 | 53 | 10 |
739 | Bat, club, tomato, tomahto. | 1.2905 | 0.03893 | 241 | 190 | 32 | 19 |
740 | What are you looking at? All the other batters have beards! | 1.2892 | 0.03199 | 249 | 183 | 60 | 6 |
741 | Seems like ages since I last saw you | 1.2892 | 0.03535 | 249 | 190 | 46 | 13 |
742 | It's just like the Red Sox to bring up some ancient history. | 1.2892 | 0.03626 | 249 | 192 | 42 | 15 |
743 | Quite a year buddy. First you invent the wheel, and now a chance for the cycle. | 1.2892 | 0.03714 | 249 | 194 | 38 | 17 |
744 | I assume you're not going to bunt. | 1.2892 | 0.03670 | 249 | 193 | 40 | 16 |
745 | Now, don’t hit me. Hit the ball! | 1.2892 | 0.03395 | 249 | 187 | 52 | 10 |
746 | The game's changed a lot since you started, hasn't it? | 1.2892 | 0.03199 | 249 | 183 | 60 | 6 |
747 | Back in my day, we called it "home rock". | 1.2892 | 0.03347 | 249 | 186 | 54 | 9 |
748 | So when they said The Neanderthal is up next, I thought it was a nickname! | 1.2892 | 0.03395 | 249 | 187 | 52 | 10 |
749 | So, is this the year you finally retire? | 1.2892 | 0.03442 | 249 | 188 | 50 | 11 |
750 | It’s a throwback uniform. | 1.2892 | 0.03535 | 249 | 190 | 46 | 13 |
751 | I don't care if you do work for POTUS. You can't stand there. | 1.2892 | 0.03581 | 249 | 191 | 44 | 14 |
752 | If you hear 'STRIKE' it doesn't mean you're supposed to slug me with your bat! | 1.2892 | 0.03442 | 249 | 188 | 50 | 11 |
753 | At least you developed the right tool for the job. | 1.2892 | 0.03581 | 249 | 191 | 44 | 14 |
754 | I was told this was a club sport. | 1.2892 | 0.03535 | 249 | 190 | 46 | 13 |
755 | Am I in the wrong cartoon-I was looking for Fred Flintstone. | 1.2892 | 0.03489 | 249 | 189 | 48 | 12 |
756 | You're right 10,000 years in the minors does seem like a long time. | 1.2892 | 0.03535 | 249 | 190 | 46 | 13 |
757 | Think you’re taking the Paleo thing a bit far, Bruce? | 1.2892 | 0.03489 | 249 | 189 | 48 | 12 |
758 | You just get called up from B.C.? | 1.2892 | 0.03535 | 249 | 190 | 46 | 13 |
759 | You were DH for the Mastadons? Who did the Mets have to give up?" | 1.2892 | 0.03626 | 249 | 192 | 42 | 15 |
760 | I don't think you understand the concept of a baseball club. | 1.2892 | 0.03489 | 249 | 189 | 48 | 12 |
761 | I knew that once they allowed facial hair it would eventually come to this. | 1.2892 | 0.03626 | 249 | 192 | 42 | 15 |
762 | Let's see you knock it into the Stone Age slugger! | 1.2886 | 0.03609 | 246 | 189 | 43 | 14 |
763 | WHAT KIND OF SIGNING BONUS DID YOU GET? | 1.2886 | 0.03700 | 246 | 191 | 39 | 16 |
764 | No, mostly mastodons. What's a slider? | 1.2886 | 0.03700 | 246 | 191 | 39 | 16 |
765 | Jurassic is good but I prefer Fenway. | 1.2886 | 0.03420 | 246 | 185 | 51 | 10 |
766 | I'm guessing this isn't your first Old Timers' Day. | 1.2886 | 0.03609 | 246 | 189 | 43 | 14 |
767 | Have you got the stones for this | 1.2886 | 0.03516 | 246 | 187 | 47 | 12 |
768 | Please, I know he's throwing the 'knuckledragger.' | 1.2886 | 0.03516 | 246 | 187 | 47 | 12 |
769 | I won't be bunting. | 1.2886 | 0.03563 | 246 | 188 | 45 | 13 |
770 | If ya not wearin' underwear I suggest ya try to get 'im to walk ya. | 1.2886 | 0.03420 | 246 | 185 | 51 | 10 |
771 | Sorry about the heckling, but some fans are uncivilized. | 1.2886 | 0.03563 | 246 | 188 | 45 | 13 |
772 | Uh . . . that's not a regulation bat . . . | 1.2886 | 0.03516 | 246 | 187 | 47 | 12 |
773 | Maybe they should have explained your duties as a mascot better. | 1.2886 | 0.03655 | 246 | 190 | 41 | 15 |
774 | Congratulations on Bedrock getting an expansion team franchise. | 1.2886 | 0.03420 | 246 | 185 | 51 | 10 |
775 | What was it like before the designated hitter ruined the game? | 1.2875 | 0.03422 | 240 | 180 | 51 | 9 |
776 | Throwback uniforms are tomorrow, Brandon. | 1.2869 | 0.03434 | 244 | 184 | 50 | 10 |
777 | I meant "wasn't." It wasn't a strike. | 1.2869 | 0.03434 | 244 | 184 | 50 | 10 |
778 | Farm League or Hunter-Gatherer? | 1.2869 | 0.03434 | 244 | 184 | 50 | 10 |
779 | Mr. President, what are you doing here? | 1.2869 | 0.03717 | 244 | 190 | 38 | 16 |
780 | When do they start throwing the women? | 1.2869 | 0.03483 | 244 | 185 | 48 | 11 |
781 | You look much better without the mullet. | 1.2869 | 0.03434 | 244 | 184 | 50 | 10 |
782 | Hey Roy, how’s that paleo diet working for you? | 1.2869 | 0.03671 | 244 | 189 | 40 | 15 |
783 | So. The paleo diet finally reaches the big leagues. | 1.2869 | 0.03578 | 244 | 187 | 44 | 13 |
784 | So you actually are a bunch of Neanderthals. | 1.2869 | 0.03531 | 244 | 186 | 46 | 12 |
785 | I see you've been on the paleo diet. | 1.2869 | 0.03531 | 244 | 186 | 46 | 12 |
786 | How’s the sensitivity training going? | 1.2869 | 0.03578 | 244 | 187 | 44 | 13 |
787 | Johnny Damon! That looks like it's a little longer than 42 inches. | 1.2869 | 0.03531 | 244 | 186 | 46 | 12 |
788 | That's not what BYOB means. | 1.2869 | 0.03434 | 244 | 184 | 50 | 10 |
789 | You couldn't hit the side of a mammoth. | 1.2863 | 0.03410 | 241 | 181 | 51 | 9 |
790 | These throwback uniforms are becoming a bit ridiculous. | 1.2863 | 0.03559 | 241 | 184 | 45 | 12 |
791 | I’m a catcher. Not a gatherer. | 1.2863 | 0.03460 | 241 | 182 | 49 | 10 |
792 | I said Jurassic Park, not Fenway Park. | 1.2845 | 0.03474 | 239 | 181 | 48 | 10 |
793 | You must be the designated hunter | 1.2845 | 0.03474 | 239 | 181 | 48 | 10 |
794 | I hope you’re wearing a cup. He’s throwing low and inside. | 1.2845 | 0.03423 | 239 | 180 | 50 | 9 |
795 | I hear you're from the BC league ... | 1.2845 | 0.03524 | 239 | 182 | 46 | 11 |
796 | “Where’s your helmet Gorth ?” | 1.2845 | 0.03423 | 239 | 180 | 50 | 9 |
797 | Wait. When the ump calls strike one, it's about the ball, right? | 1.2845 | 0.03524 | 239 | 182 | 46 | 11 |
798 | I guess the bunt sign is off. | 1.2845 | 0.03524 | 239 | 182 | 46 | 11 |
799 | Twelve years in the minors will do this to you. | 1.2845 | 0.03524 | 239 | 182 | 46 | 11 |
800 | Please tell me you plan to bunt. | 1.2845 | 0.03474 | 239 | 181 | 48 | 10 |
801 | The beard, the hair, OK I get it. But is the caveman outfit even legal? | 1.2845 | 0.03574 | 239 | 183 | 44 | 12 |
802 | Looks like you keep getting it backwards. You rubbed the steroid on the bat and injected the pine tar again! | 1.2845 | 0.03671 | 239 | 185 | 40 | 14 |
803 | I hear the Yankees want you to shave your beard. | 1.2845 | 0.03474 | 239 | 181 | 48 | 10 |
804 | Yeah, you can eat it, but only if it goes over the fence. | 1.2845 | 0.03623 | 239 | 184 | 42 | 13 |
805 | Quite whining. People have been complaining about the size of the strike zone since the Stone Age." | 1.2845 | 0.03474 | 239 | 181 | 48 | 10 |
806 | I speak softly, but carry a big stick. | 1.2845 | 0.03671 | 239 | 185 | 40 | 14 |
807 | Neanderthals win games; Cro-magnons win championships. | 1.2845 | 0.03423 | 239 | 180 | 50 | 9 |
808 | So, you've been at this for a while, Zog. Ever think about retiring? | 1.2845 | 0.03474 | 239 | 181 | 48 | 10 |
809 | I may be a Neanderthal, but I know something about bat size. | 1.2845 | 0.03524 | 239 | 182 | 46 | 11 |
810 | Hit ball, BAD! Miss ball, GOOD! | 1.2845 | 0.03474 | 239 | 181 | 48 | 10 |
811 | Nice throwback uniform, Ted | 1.2845 | 0.03319 | 239 | 178 | 54 | 7 |
812 | Can we at least agree that the Mets suck? | 1.2845 | 0.03371 | 239 | 179 | 52 | 8 |
813 | I went Paleo. | 1.2845 | 0.03474 | 239 | 181 | 48 | 10 |
814 | No, I will not teach you how to read my signs. | 1.2845 | 0.03423 | 239 | 180 | 50 | 9 |
815 | GEICO laid me off | 1.2827 | 0.03539 | 237 | 181 | 45 | 11 |
816 | So long as there's no cork in your bat, you'll be Ok. | 1.2827 | 0.03539 | 237 | 181 | 45 | 11 |
817 | So, you’re telling me it’s more than just a diet now? | 1.2827 | 0.03539 | 237 | 181 | 45 | 11 |
818 | Use your words. | 1.2827 | 0.03830 | 237 | 187 | 33 | 17 |
819 | Send message: Me hit ball, or me hit you. | 1.2827 | 0.03384 | 237 | 178 | 51 | 8 |
820 | I passed the drug screen. | 1.2827 | 0.03688 | 237 | 184 | 39 | 14 |
821 | I said we're playing the Cubs - not with clubs | 1.2827 | 0.03539 | 237 | 181 | 45 | 11 |
822 | Your first old-timer’s game, huh? | 1.2827 | 0.03488 | 237 | 180 | 47 | 10 |
823 | ‘Old Timer’s Day’ again, eh? | 1.2827 | 0.03539 | 237 | 181 | 45 | 11 |
824 | You live in the dugout? | 1.2827 | 0.03539 | 237 | 181 | 45 | 11 |
825 | Okay, ten strikes | 1.2827 | 0.03488 | 237 | 180 | 47 | 10 |
826 | You know the fans are right. Baseball games are really too long. | 1.2821 | 0.03567 | 234 | 179 | 44 | 11 |
827 | It's a rebuilding year. | 1.2821 | 0.03567 | 234 | 179 | 44 | 11 |
828 | You know, that club makes you look like a neanderthal. | 1.2821 | 0.03463 | 234 | 177 | 48 | 9 |
829 | Yeah, wouldn't be here without the DH rule. | 1.2821 | 0.03618 | 234 | 180 | 42 | 12 |
830 | That paleo thing working out for you? | 1.2821 | 0.03244 | 234 | 173 | 56 | 5 |
831 | Congrats on passing Pete Rose for most plate appearances. | 1.2821 | 0.03410 | 234 | 176 | 50 | 8 |
832 | I'd hate to be your teams equipment manager. | 1.2821 | 0.03463 | 234 | 177 | 48 | 9 |
833 | Watch me hit a mammoth homerun. | 1.2821 | 0.03669 | 234 | 181 | 40 | 13 |
834 | I think the Paleo diet might be affecting your game. | 1.2821 | 0.03516 | 234 | 178 | 46 | 10 |
835 | I suggest that if you are going to slide, go head first. | 1.2821 | 0.03669 | 234 | 181 | 40 | 13 |
836 | So, how much is Bill Veeck paying you for this gig? | 1.2821 | 0.03718 | 234 | 182 | 38 | 14 |
837 | I guess they weren't kidding about an Old Timer's game. | 1.2821 | 0.03567 | 234 | 179 | 44 | 11 |
838 | Remember, it's just a game! | 1.2821 | 0.03567 | 234 | 179 | 44 | 11 |
839 | You sure you’re off the steroids? | 1.2821 | 0.03355 | 234 | 175 | 52 | 7 |
840 | You must be the gatherer. | 1.2814 | 0.03267 | 231 | 171 | 55 | 5 |
841 | I said slugger, not slug her | 1.2802 | 0.03530 | 232 | 177 | 45 | 10 |
842 | Watch the attitude, buddy; the umpire has a spear. | 1.2802 | 0.03312 | 232 | 173 | 53 | 6 |
843 | It's not that kind of past time | 1.2802 | 0.03634 | 232 | 179 | 41 | 12 |
844 | I hit. | 1.2802 | 0.03736 | 232 | 181 | 37 | 14 |
845 | The umpire just quit | 1.2802 | 0.03736 | 232 | 181 | 37 | 14 |
846 | How long were you down in the minor leagues? | 1.2802 | 0.03785 | 232 | 182 | 35 | 15 |
847 | No, not me, the ball. | 1.2802 | 0.03477 | 232 | 176 | 47 | 9 |
848 | Would you like to go clubbing with us after the game? | 1.2802 | 0.03583 | 232 | 178 | 43 | 11 |
849 | You seem like more of an unwritten rules guy to me. | 1.2802 | 0.03423 | 232 | 175 | 49 | 8 |
850 | Hey, you throw back; me throwback, | 1.2783 | 0.03651 | 230 | 178 | 40 | 12 |
851 | I can't believe you walked that Neanderthal to pitch to me. | 1.2783 | 0.03598 | 230 | 177 | 42 | 11 |
852 | You the guy that hit the mammoth shot last night? | 1.2783 | 0.03702 | 230 | 179 | 38 | 13 |
853 | I thought millennials weren't into baseball! | 1.2783 | 0.03545 | 230 | 176 | 44 | 10 |
854 | 3,547,243 hits, eh? That's probably one record that never will be broken. | 1.2783 | 0.03598 | 230 | 177 | 42 | 11 |
855 | No, I am not going Number 1 or Number 2. | 1.2783 | 0.03753 | 230 | 180 | 36 | 14 |
856 | I’d rather you speak softly | 1.2783 | 0.03651 | 230 | 178 | 40 | 12 |
857 | Just saying, a cup can come in pretty handy around here” | 1.2783 | 0.03545 | 230 | 176 | 44 | 10 |
858 | I got it from the clubhouse, why? | 1.2783 | 0.03651 | 230 | 178 | 40 | 12 |
859 | Frozen how long? Wow. No, actually, the game hasn't evolved much. | 1.2783 | 0.03651 | 230 | 178 | 40 | 12 |
860 | You must be the heavy hitter. | 1.2783 | 0.03436 | 230 | 174 | 48 | 8 |
861 | They said it was a club sport. | 1.2783 | 0.03598 | 230 | 177 | 42 | 11 |
862 | Ball four, walk upright. | 1.2783 | 0.03381 | 230 | 173 | 50 | 7 |
863 | Man, these games are lasting forever! | 1.2783 | 0.03491 | 230 | 175 | 46 | 9 |
864 | You hit. Me catch. | 1.2783 | 0.03702 | 230 | 179 | 38 | 13 |
865 | I thought you got traded to the Giants. | 1.2783 | 0.03436 | 230 | 174 | 48 | 8 |
866 | Now that’s what I call a major league ball club! | 1.2783 | 0.03651 | 230 | 178 | 40 | 12 |
867 | I’m going for the club record | 1.2775 | 0.03628 | 227 | 175 | 41 | 11 |
868 | So you're Joe Jackson! | 1.2775 | 0.03734 | 227 | 177 | 37 | 13 |
869 | Next inning I hunt and you gather. | 1.2775 | 0.03628 | 227 | 175 | 41 | 11 |
870 | Professional sports: so easy a caveman could do it | 1.2775 | 0.03628 | 227 | 175 | 41 | 11 |
871 | Before you slide into home plate, please tell me you have underwear on." | 1.2775 | 0.03463 | 227 | 172 | 47 | 8 |
872 | Has Pebbles started T-ball? | 1.2775 | 0.03681 | 227 | 176 | 39 | 12 |
873 | I thought it only felt like time went backwards when I watched baseball. | 1.2775 | 0.03574 | 227 | 174 | 43 | 10 |
874 | Scouting report say you have a killer batting average. | 1.2775 | 0.03785 | 227 | 178 | 35 | 14 |
875 | Okay, try again, rules are hit the ball, you don't club me. | 1.2775 | 0.03574 | 227 | 174 | 43 | 10 |
876 | I don’t care what the rules were in 20,000 B.C., big guy. Now it’s three strikes and you’re out. | 1.2775 | 0.03628 | 227 | 175 | 41 | 11 |
877 | Throwback uniform day is tomorrow. | 1.2775 | 0.03887 | 227 | 180 | 31 | 16 |
878 | You're a little late for the old timers game. | 1.2775 | 0.03574 | 227 | 174 | 43 | 10 |
879 | I'm embracing the Paleo thing> | 1.2775 | 0.03406 | 227 | 171 | 49 | 7 |
880 | He means strike as a noun, not as a command. Please stop hitting me over the head. | 1.2775 | 0.03628 | 227 | 175 | 41 | 11 |
881 | yep, still not using technology for balls & strikes, just the same visually impaired old guy behind me! | 1.2775 | 0.03519 | 227 | 173 | 45 | 9 |
882 | So your team scout has a DeLorean? | 1.2775 | 0.03519 | 227 | 173 | 45 | 9 |
883 | They haven't retired you yet? | 1.2775 | 0.03230 | 227 | 168 | 55 | 4 |
884 | Me catch...you hit. | 1.2775 | 0.03406 | 227 | 171 | 49 | 7 |
885 | Without the designated hitter rule, I would have retired years ago. | 1.2775 | 0.03463 | 227 | 172 | 47 | 8 |
886 | Guess it took awhile to get called up. | 1.2763 | 0.03450 | 228 | 173 | 47 | 8 |
887 | You ball club. Me club ball. | 1.2756 | 0.03644 | 225 | 174 | 40 | 11 |
888 | Take it easy on the scratching... | 1.2756 | 0.03533 | 225 | 172 | 44 | 9 |
889 | Okay, that's strike number 2,999,999. One more and you're out. | 1.2756 | 0.03644 | 225 | 174 | 40 | 11 |
890 | You still have to wear a helmet. | 1.2748 | 0.03618 | 222 | 171 | 41 | 10 |
891 | You guys take this "baseball club" thing pretty serious, huh? | 1.2748 | 0.03445 | 222 | 168 | 47 | 7 |
892 | I love your throwback uniform. | 1.2748 | 0.03325 | 222 | 166 | 51 | 5 |
893 | I don't mean to be intrusive but your left heel is out of the batter's box. | 1.2748 | 0.03562 | 222 | 170 | 43 | 9 |
894 | This throwback-uniform fad is getting a bit extreme. | 1.2748 | 0.03562 | 222 | 170 | 43 | 9 |
895 | Club rules | 1.2748 | 0.03784 | 222 | 174 | 35 | 13 |
896 | I took the off-season beard too far. | 1.2748 | 0.03784 | 222 | 174 | 35 | 13 |
897 | Ahh, so you’re the Neanderthal to be named later. | 1.2748 | 0.03618 | 222 | 171 | 41 | 10 |
898 | It's how you use it that counts. | 1.2748 | 0.03504 | 222 | 169 | 45 | 8 |
899 | Because I don't need two hands! | 1.2748 | 0.03674 | 222 | 172 | 39 | 11 |
900 | Know any Yogi Berra stories? | 1.2748 | 0.03674 | 222 | 172 | 39 | 11 |
901 | To be honest, it doesn't matter what he pitches, I am going to kill it. | 1.2748 | 0.03618 | 222 | 171 | 41 | 10 |
902 | You use plates? | 1.2748 | 0.03618 | 222 | 171 | 41 | 10 |
903 | I'm telling you, size doesn't matter. | 1.2748 | 0.03562 | 222 | 170 | 43 | 9 |
904 | Well, well, well...look who finally made it to the big club. | 1.2748 | 0.03618 | 222 | 171 | 41 | 10 |
905 | You think I look weird the way I am dressed ? | 1.2748 | 0.03562 | 222 | 170 | 43 | 9 |
906 | Those steroids are really changing your appearance. | 1.2748 | 0.03386 | 222 | 167 | 49 | 6 |
907 | New away uniforms? | 1.2748 | 0.03445 | 222 | 168 | 47 | 7 |
908 | Seems like the game started centuries ago! | 1.2748 | 0.03837 | 222 | 175 | 33 | 14 |
909 | I'm trying to get traded, myself. | 1.2748 | 0.03618 | 222 | 171 | 41 | 10 |
910 | I'm guessing you're not gonna bunt. | 1.2748 | 0.03618 | 222 | 171 | 41 | 10 |
911 | Don't patronize me. Grog know difference between grunt and bunt. | 1.2748 | 0.03890 | 222 | 176 | 31 | 15 |
912 | I hope you are wearing underpants. | 1.2748 | 0.03729 | 222 | 173 | 37 | 12 |
913 | No, I don't want to go clubbing with you after the game! | 1.2748 | 0.03562 | 222 | 170 | 43 | 9 |
914 | I hear your mama’s a vegan. | 1.2748 | 0.03504 | 222 | 169 | 45 | 8 |
915 | You are taking the playoff beard to another level. | 1.2748 | 0.03562 | 222 | 170 | 43 | 9 |
916 | I'm jealous. When did you begin standing upright? | 1.2748 | 0.03674 | 222 | 172 | 39 | 11 |
917 | I’d lost track of how long this game is. | 1.2748 | 0.03729 | 222 | 173 | 37 | 12 |
918 | I'm from the Trump farm team. | 1.2748 | 0.03729 | 222 | 173 | 37 | 12 |
919 | Just so you know - I don't take kindly to strike calls. | 1.2748 | 0.03890 | 222 | 176 | 31 | 15 |
920 | Old timers game was yesterday | 1.2727 | 0.03518 | 220 | 168 | 44 | 8 |
921 | No, I don't have any naked cave drawings of my wife. Why? | 1.2727 | 0.03747 | 220 | 172 | 36 | 12 |
922 | I thought we were going clubbing | 1.2727 | 0.03577 | 220 | 169 | 42 | 9 |
923 | you're right. it's not actually a plate. | 1.2727 | 0.03691 | 220 | 171 | 38 | 11 |
924 | That’s the best throwback uniform I’ve ever seen! | 1.2727 | 0.03747 | 220 | 172 | 36 | 12 |
925 | WATCH THE BUNT! | 1.2727 | 0.03962 | 220 | 176 | 28 | 16 |
926 | Wow! I didn't know the Yankees' dugout went so deep. | 1.2727 | 0.03634 | 220 | 170 | 40 | 10 |
927 | If the man on the little hill throws the white rock at me again, I'm going to take it out on you. | 1.2727 | 0.03856 | 220 | 174 | 32 | 14 |
928 | I guess this is America's favorite past time. | 1.2727 | 0.03459 | 220 | 167 | 46 | 7 |
929 | I'm going to make a wild guess that bunting is not an option. | 1.2727 | 0.03518 | 220 | 168 | 44 | 8 |
930 | Just called up from the Magnon Crows? | 1.2727 | 0.03577 | 220 | 169 | 42 | 9 |
931 | I heard you were picked to keep your team in the hunt. | 1.2727 | 0.03577 | 220 | 169 | 42 | 9 |
932 | That's pretty old-school. No batting gloves. | 1.2727 | 0.03518 | 220 | 168 | 44 | 8 |
933 | Hey, man, the game's evolved in the last few thousand years. | 1.2727 | 0.03634 | 220 | 170 | 40 | 10 |
934 | That not home. No way in. | 1.2727 | 0.03337 | 220 | 165 | 50 | 5 |
935 | Do you really have to scream "bamm-bamm" every time you hit the ball? | 1.2727 | 0.03577 | 220 | 169 | 42 | 9 |
936 | Who's on first man? | 1.2727 | 0.03634 | 220 | 170 | 40 | 10 |
937 | Finding players who would accept nuts and berries as payment wasn’t easy, but the Yankees were serious about staying under the luxury-tax threshold this year. | 1.2727 | 0.03577 | 220 | 169 | 42 | 9 |
938 | I don't know where the ump went. | 1.2727 | 0.03634 | 220 | 170 | 40 | 10 |
939 | No, there is no such thing as a "clubbing average." | 1.2727 | 0.03398 | 220 | 166 | 48 | 6 |
940 | Do you think you’re the missing link to end the losing streak? | 1.2727 | 0.03577 | 220 | 169 | 42 | 9 |
941 | You might want to move back a bit - I sometimes throw the bat a little. | 1.2727 | 0.03577 | 220 | 169 | 42 | 9 |
942 | Now remember, even though I'm on the other team, you're supposed to hit the ball, not me. | 1.2727 | 0.03459 | 220 | 167 | 46 | 7 |
943 | You hunter. Me gatherer. | 1.2727 | 0.03459 | 220 | 167 | 46 | 7 |
944 | The ball. Not me. | 1.2727 | 0.03518 | 220 | 168 | 44 | 8 |
945 | I was told to crush the umpire. Are you the umpire? | 1.2727 | 0.03459 | 220 | 167 | 46 | 7 |
946 | Well, I cant read or write but I sure can hit! | 1.2727 | 0.03747 | 220 | 172 | 36 | 12 |
947 | We don't use a rock anymore. | 1.2727 | 0.03634 | 220 | 170 | 40 | 10 |
948 | Old timer's game? | 1.2727 | 0.03691 | 220 | 171 | 38 | 11 |
949 | ‘Is that a bat in your hand or are you just happy to be me.’ | 1.2723 | 0.03651 | 213 | 164 | 40 | 9 |
950 | Why did they give the gecko a British accent? | 1.2719 | 0.03836 | 217 | 171 | 33 | 13 |
951 | When the man behind me yelled ball three, he was not making fun of you. | 1.2719 | 0.03606 | 217 | 167 | 41 | 9 |
952 | You've never heard of me? What, have you been living in a cave? | 1.2719 | 0.03665 | 217 | 168 | 39 | 10 |
953 | It's old technology; but it works! | 1.2719 | 0.03665 | 217 | 168 | 39 | 10 |
954 | Do you slide feet first in that? | 1.2698 | 0.03500 | 215 | 164 | 44 | 7 |
955 | Is that bat regulation? | 1.2698 | 0.03681 | 215 | 167 | 38 | 10 |
956 | NEVER, EVER THREATEN THE UNITED STATES AGAIN OR YOU WILL SUFFER CONSEQUENCES THE LIKES OF WHICH FEW THROUGHOUT HISTORY HAVE EVER SUFFERED BEFORE! | 1.2698 | 0.04020 | 215 | 173 | 26 | 16 |
957 | No! Who’s the name of the guy on first. What’s on second. | 1.2698 | 0.03740 | 215 | 168 | 36 | 11 |
958 | Just pretend it’s a ptarmigan. | 1.2698 | 0.03561 | 215 | 165 | 42 | 8 |
959 | How long have you been sitting in the dugout? | 1.2698 | 0.03622 | 215 | 166 | 40 | 9 |
960 | I told you that side effects included Shrinking of the testicles, Impotence and Stunted evolution! | 1.2687 | 0.03782 | 201 | 156 | 36 | 9 |
961 | You know that the point of the game is to hit the ball, right? | 1.2685 | 0.03607 | 216 | 167 | 40 | 9 |
962 | I like THIS bat | 1.2676 | 0.03514 | 213 | 163 | 43 | 7 |
963 | Strike? I'll show you a strike. | 1.2676 | 0.03698 | 213 | 166 | 37 | 10 |
964 | The team needed some big timber in the lineup. | 1.2676 | 0.03514 | 213 | 163 | 43 | 7 |
965 | You know, the ball? The round thing, like a wheel? Oh. | 1.2676 | 0.03816 | 213 | 168 | 33 | 12 |
966 | So you were rookie of the year - what year? | 1.2676 | 0.03514 | 213 | 163 | 43 | 7 |
967 | They said you could JOIN the club, not use the club. | 1.2676 | 0.03698 | 213 | 166 | 37 | 10 |
968 | You better hope I don't strike out. | 1.2676 | 0.03757 | 213 | 167 | 35 | 11 |
969 | Yeah, I just got called up from the Bush League | 1.2676 | 0.03637 | 213 | 165 | 39 | 9 |
970 | They took a long time calling you up! | 1.2676 | 0.03385 | 213 | 161 | 47 | 5 |
971 | Sure kid, they call you 'The Natural.' Like I never heard that before. | 1.2676 | 0.03514 | 213 | 163 | 43 | 7 |
972 | Actually, I don't know how tasty I look. | 1.2676 | 0.03816 | 213 | 168 | 33 | 12 |
973 | Who's throwing the rock today? | 1.2676 | 0.03698 | 213 | 166 | 37 | 10 |
974 | I've been in a slump since the Stone Age. | 1.2676 | 0.03450 | 213 | 162 | 45 | 6 |
975 | You stink. | 1.2676 | 0.03816 | 213 | 168 | 33 | 12 |
976 | I'm hoping for a strikeout so you can hit the showers. | 1.2667 | 0.03606 | 210 | 162 | 40 | 8 |
977 | This IS a wooden bat! | 1.2667 | 0.03542 | 210 | 161 | 42 | 7 |
978 | I've heard of old timers day, but this is ridiculous | 1.2667 | 0.03791 | 210 | 165 | 34 | 11 |
979 | I heard you faced Colon during his prime. | 1.2667 | 0.03909 | 210 | 167 | 30 | 13 |
980 | Wow! That must be some endorsement deal you got. | 1.2667 | 0.03668 | 210 | 163 | 38 | 9 |
981 | Well, at least the beard is regulation. | 1.2667 | 0.03730 | 210 | 164 | 36 | 10 |
982 | You have one of those multi-year contracts? | 1.2667 | 0.03542 | 210 | 161 | 42 | 7 |
983 | Ok fire doesn't do us any good , we need you to invent the ball. | 1.2667 | 0.03967 | 210 | 168 | 28 | 14 |
984 | This paleo thing is getting crazy. | 1.2667 | 0.03791 | 210 | 165 | 34 | 11 |
985 | He's throwing fire. But I don't suppose you know about that. | 1.2667 | 0.03730 | 210 | 164 | 36 | 10 |
986 | It's a bit smaller than a skull, and almost as much fun. | 1.2667 | 0.03909 | 210 | 167 | 30 | 13 |
987 | I've always wondered what happened to Bam Bam. | 1.2667 | 0.03542 | 210 | 161 | 42 | 7 |
988 | When I hear "Strike" I hit you,Right? | 1.2667 | 0.03477 | 210 | 160 | 44 | 6 |
989 | Our team has reached the salary cap' | 1.2667 | 0.03542 | 210 | 161 | 42 | 7 |
990 | This guy throws fire. | 1.2667 | 0.03411 | 210 | 159 | 46 | 5 |
991 | ...analytics says you can really “crush the ball”?... | 1.2667 | 0.03411 | 210 | 159 | 46 | 5 |
992 | Not much has changed really. People still love you if you hit a big one! | 1.2667 | 0.03411 | 210 | 159 | 46 | 5 |
993 | Here's your chance to rewrite history and take the lead away from those pennant-hogging Homo sapiens! | 1.2667 | 0.03730 | 210 | 164 | 36 | 10 |
994 | He throws a mean knuckle-dragger ball | 1.2667 | 0.03850 | 210 | 166 | 32 | 12 |
995 | Think you're some kind of mammoth slugger? | 1.2667 | 0.03606 | 210 | 162 | 40 | 8 |
996 | It don't mean a thing, if you ain't got that swing. | 1.2667 | 0.03668 | 210 | 163 | 38 | 9 |
997 | Retro night again? | 1.2667 | 0.03668 | 210 | 163 | 38 | 9 |
998 | So basically I hang out in that cave until it’s my turn to hit something really hard. | 1.2667 | 0.03606 | 210 | 162 | 40 | 8 |
999 | Welcome to the Major League, kid. You never gave up the dream, did you? | 1.2667 | 0.03606 | 210 | 162 | 40 | 8 |
1000 | Remember, do not carry me off the field this time. | 1.2667 | 0.03730 | 210 | 164 | 36 | 10 |
1001 | Ted, it’s over now. Carol chose me. | 1.2667 | 0.03542 | 210 | 161 | 42 | 7 |
1002 | Shoeless Joe. Welcome back to oldtimers’ Day. | 1.2667 | 0.03730 | 210 | 164 | 36 | 10 |
1003 | after all our hard work getting ourselves evolved enough to stand, there you crouching again. | 1.2667 | 0.03850 | 210 | 166 | 32 | 12 |
1004 | Nice try Bailey. Now go get a regulation bat. | 1.2667 | 0.03542 | 210 | 161 | 42 | 7 |
1005 | Pal, if you hit a homer, just take it easy with the bat flip. | 1.2667 | 0.03791 | 210 | 165 | 34 | 11 |
1006 | I need a hit, or else they’re sending me back. | 1.2667 | 0.03791 | 210 | 165 | 34 | 11 |
1007 | No, it's not that - I just didn't see you as a leadoff guy. | 1.2667 | 0.03477 | 210 | 160 | 44 | 6 |
1008 | Took me a while to get to the big leagues too. | 1.2667 | 0.03606 | 210 | 162 | 40 | 8 |
1009 | Been in the dugout a while, eh? | 1.2667 | 0.03477 | 210 | 160 | 44 | 6 |
1010 | It's been ages since I played | 1.2667 | 0.03606 | 210 | 162 | 40 | 8 |
1011 | Why you show him throw me curve rock? | 1.2667 | 0.03730 | 210 | 164 | 36 | 10 |
1012 | So they call you Babe because you wear a dress? | 1.2667 | 0.03542 | 210 | 161 | 42 | 7 |
1013 | How long you been in the minors? | 1.2667 | 0.03477 | 210 | 160 | 44 | 6 |
1014 | I love Old Timers’ Day. | 1.2667 | 0.03668 | 210 | 163 | 38 | 9 |
1015 | Neanderthal is an insult now, not a compliment. | 1.2667 | 0.03477 | 210 | 160 | 44 | 6 |
1016 | Aren't you a little old for this game? | 1.2667 | 0.03542 | 210 | 161 | 42 | 7 |
1017 | No signal pitcher for slider, or Ug brain you. | 1.2667 | 0.03606 | 210 | 162 | 40 | 8 |
1018 | I love these new throwback uniforms. | 1.2667 | 0.03411 | 210 | 159 | 46 | 5 |
1019 | Thought you retired a few years ago. | 1.2667 | 0.03606 | 210 | 162 | 40 | 8 |
1020 | Why you squatting? You pooping? | 1.2667 | 0.03909 | 210 | 167 | 30 | 13 |
1021 | Hey Bush Leaguer, this must be your first at bat with the big club. | 1.2667 | 0.03730 | 210 | 164 | 36 | 10 |
1022 | Throwback uniforms are getting ridiculous. | 1.2667 | 0.03606 | 210 | 162 | 40 | 8 |
1023 | So can you save me 15% on my car insurance? | 1.2667 | 0.03542 | 210 | 161 | 42 | 7 |
1024 | I’m with the Chicago Clubs | 1.2667 | 0.03791 | 210 | 165 | 34 | 11 |
1025 | "Well, at least you don't need tattoos to look threatening." | 1.2667 | 0.03668 | 210 | 163 | 38 | 9 |
1026 | You hunter-gatherers don’t seem to get that in this game home never moves. | 1.2667 | 0.03791 | 210 | 165 | 34 | 11 |
1027 | Hey... didn't you play for the Dodgers before they moved to L.A.? | 1.2667 | 0.03791 | 210 | 165 | 34 | 11 |
1028 | Remember -- hit ONLY the ball. | 1.2667 | 0.03791 | 210 | 165 | 34 | 11 |
1029 | 'Catchers'? We call them 'Gatherers'. | 1.2667 | 0.03730 | 210 | 164 | 36 | 10 |
1030 | I thought you were out about 20,000 years ago. | 1.2644 | 0.03685 | 208 | 162 | 37 | 9 |
1031 | I realize that you eat with your hands, but someday you'll understand dishware and wonder why it's called a "plate" | 1.2644 | 0.03809 | 208 | 164 | 33 | 11 |
1032 | I just don't think the shift and analytics have a place in baseball | 1.2644 | 0.03621 | 208 | 161 | 39 | 8 |
1033 | Congrats; I saw you in this morning's cave painting. | 1.2644 | 0.03685 | 208 | 162 | 37 | 9 |
1034 | Oh, so were playing the old rules." | 1.2644 | 0.03869 | 208 | 165 | 31 | 12 |
1035 | I found it in the clubhouse. | 1.2644 | 0.03556 | 208 | 160 | 41 | 7 |
1036 | You can’t play for the Yankees with hair like that | 1.2644 | 0.03355 | 208 | 157 | 47 | 4 |
1037 | Should I move closer? And then what do I do? | 1.2644 | 0.03556 | 208 | 160 | 41 | 7 |
1038 | Don't beat yourself up, nobody understands the infield fly rule. | 1.2644 | 0.03685 | 208 | 162 | 37 | 9 |
1039 | I saw your stats on the cave wall. Pretty impressive. | 1.2644 | 0.03621 | 208 | 161 | 39 | 8 |
1040 | No. I never use pine tar. | 1.2644 | 0.03490 | 208 | 159 | 43 | 6 |
1041 | Good to see you're off the juice | 1.2644 | 0.03747 | 208 | 163 | 35 | 10 |
1042 | I thought you had retired. | 1.2644 | 0.03621 | 208 | 161 | 39 | 8 |
1043 | Look, I saw you dip the bat in the tar pit! | 1.2644 | 0.03747 | 208 | 163 | 35 | 10 |
1044 | OK. Don't overthink this. | 1.2644 | 0.03685 | 208 | 162 | 37 | 9 |
1045 | Say, is that your woolly mammoth in the parking lot? | 1.2644 | 0.03556 | 208 | 160 | 41 | 7 |
1046 | It took me awhile to make the majors | 1.2644 | 0.03423 | 208 | 158 | 45 | 5 |
1047 | Haven't you retired yet? | 1.2644 | 0.03621 | 208 | 161 | 39 | 8 |
1048 | ...I said, "Stand for the National Anthem!" | 1.2644 | 0.03929 | 208 | 166 | 29 | 13 |
1049 | You're taking the 'playoff beard' tradition too far. | 1.2644 | 0.03556 | 208 | 160 | 41 | 7 |
1050 | You mean it wasn’t Abner Doubleday ? | 1.2644 | 0.03685 | 208 | 162 | 37 | 9 |
1051 | Where's the clubhouse? | 1.2644 | 0.03747 | 208 | 163 | 35 | 10 |
1052 | Of course back then we didn't call it "Tommy John surgery" ... we called it "having your arm eaten by a dinosaur." | 1.2644 | 0.03809 | 208 | 164 | 33 | 11 |
1053 | I'm just saying I think they've gone too far with the throwback jerseys | 1.2644 | 0.03621 | 208 | 161 | 39 | 8 |
1054 | I'm sorry Pal, we STILL can't explain the infield fly rule! | 1.2644 | 0.03490 | 208 | 159 | 43 | 6 |
1055 | I think they've taken these retro uniforms a bit too far. | 1.2644 | 0.03490 | 208 | 159 | 43 | 6 |
1056 | Which archaeologist scouted you? | 1.2644 | 0.03621 | 208 | 161 | 39 | 8 |
1057 | Sir, for the last time, your seats are in section 702. | 1.2644 | 0.03621 | 208 | 161 | 39 | 8 |
1058 | You must be the rookie from Alabama. | 1.2644 | 0.03987 | 208 | 167 | 27 | 14 |
1059 | No, no, this is Dodger Stadium. You want the Paramount lot over on Melrose. Take Sunset to Alvarado, then get on the 101... | 1.2644 | 0.03747 | 208 | 163 | 35 | 10 |
1060 | They told me I could find good game here! | 1.2644 | 0.03809 | 208 | 164 | 33 | 11 |
1061 | Okay Slugger, when he throws the coconut try to break it open. | 1.2644 | 0.03809 | 208 | 164 | 33 | 11 |
1062 | Not surprisingly, your differing interpretation of the game isn’t the strangest thing I’ve learned today. | 1.2644 | 0.03685 | 208 | 162 | 37 | 9 |
1063 | Remember, you must remain upright as you round the bases. | 1.2644 | 0.03685 | 208 | 162 | 37 | 9 |
1064 | I've seen curve balls, fast balls, and knuckle balls but you're my first odd ball! | 1.2644 | 0.03621 | 208 | 161 | 39 | 8 |
1065 | You give the Old-Timers Game a new twist. | 1.2644 | 0.03685 | 208 | 162 | 37 | 9 |
1066 | I don't know if you can hit, but you bring new meaning to the words 'baseball club.' " | 1.2644 | 0.03556 | 208 | 160 | 41 | 7 |
1067 | Baseball club? Baseball bat? What's the difference? | 1.2644 | 0.03747 | 208 | 163 | 35 | 10 |
1068 | You’re the only guy out here who can actually pull off that beard. | 1.2644 | 0.03685 | 208 | 162 | 37 | 9 |
1069 | I see you brought your own bat. | 1.2644 | 0.03809 | 208 | 164 | 33 | 11 |
1070 | Yeah, I spent a very long time in the minors. | 1.2644 | 0.03423 | 208 | 158 | 45 | 5 |
1071 | Point taken, but I don't believe his hyper-realism is derivative at all. If anything it could be an expression of irony given the material. Oh! Let's go Uggg. Pitcher is ready. | 1.2644 | 0.03621 | 208 | 161 | 39 | 8 |
1072 | I thought Boston was next week. | 1.2644 | 0.03869 | 208 | 165 | 31 | 12 |
1073 | Is that pine tar on the bat? | 1.2644 | 0.03869 | 208 | 165 | 31 | 12 |
1074 | I see by your uniform that you swing both ways. | 1.2644 | 0.03929 | 208 | 166 | 29 | 13 |
1075 | You do know your career stats have long since been written in stone? | 1.2644 | 0.03621 | 208 | 161 | 39 | 8 |
1076 | You're lucky. They won't let us grow beards. | 1.2644 | 0.03490 | 208 | 159 | 43 | 6 |
1077 | What glacier did you melt out of? | 1.2644 | 0.03621 | 208 | 161 | 39 | 8 |
1078 | It’s called a Pleistocene Slugger | 1.2644 | 0.03556 | 208 | 160 | 41 | 7 |
1079 | I’m guessing you were recruited based on sabertoothtigermetrics? | 1.2644 | 0.03869 | 208 | 165 | 31 | 12 |
1080 | The strike zone is between the letters and the knees. Can't see either. | 1.2644 | 0.03490 | 208 | 159 | 43 | 6 |
1081 | I don’t care what the Commissioner says. The game moves too slowly. | 1.2644 | 0.03809 | 208 | 164 | 33 | 11 |
1082 | Spitting, slapping butts, and swearing. Do you know what you're acting like? | 1.2637 | 0.03832 | 201 | 158 | 33 | 10 |
1083 | We don't have designated hunters in this league. | 1.2637 | 0.03492 | 201 | 153 | 43 | 5 |
1084 | It’s a mastodon leg bone. | 1.2637 | 0.03492 | 201 | 153 | 43 | 5 |
1085 | Yogi said ‘90% of baseball is half mental,’ so you’ve actually got an advantage on us. | 1.2634 | 0.03660 | 186 | 142 | 39 | 5 |
1086 | It started with letting my hair grow during a hitting streak. | 1.2634 | 0.03781 | 205 | 161 | 34 | 10 |
1087 | Everybody knows you're juicing. | 1.2634 | 0.03781 | 205 | 161 | 34 | 10 |
1088 | These throwback jerseys are getting completely out of hand. | 1.2634 | 0.03843 | 205 | 162 | 32 | 11 |
1089 | Is your club corked? | 1.2621 | 0.03701 | 206 | 161 | 36 | 9 |
1090 | Your team nutritionist has taken this paleo diet thing a bit too far.. | 1.2613 | 0.03784 | 199 | 156 | 34 | 9 |
1091 | Look, pal, at the college level the bat WILL be aluminum, regardless of the tariff. | 1.2613 | 0.03647 | 199 | 154 | 38 | 7 |
1092 | Forget it. By the time you lift that off your shoulder, the ball will be in my mitt. | 1.2611 | 0.03798 | 203 | 160 | 33 | 10 |
1093 | Poor guy hasn't learned to stand upright yet. | 1.2611 | 0.03925 | 203 | 162 | 29 | 12 |
1094 | Hold your pelt when you slide, ok? | 1.2611 | 0.03798 | 203 | 160 | 33 | 10 |
1095 | 10,000 years and the only evolution is that the Club got smaller? | 1.2611 | 0.03668 | 203 | 158 | 37 | 8 |
1096 | That ump is a real Neanderthal ! | 1.2611 | 0.03734 | 203 | 159 | 35 | 9 |
1097 | You're the designated hitter? I thought you were the mascot. | 1.2611 | 0.03601 | 203 | 157 | 39 | 7 |
1098 | Called up from the pre-farm system, eh? | 1.2602 | 0.03534 | 196 | 150 | 41 | 5 |
1099 | God, I hate these old-timer's day games. | 1.2600 | 0.03417 | 200 | 152 | 44 | 4 |
1100 | Turn back the clock night is getting a little out of hand - no? | 1.2600 | 0.03898 | 200 | 159 | 30 | 11 |
1101 | Quit calling it "My Cave." It's a dugout. | 1.2600 | 0.03490 | 200 | 153 | 42 | 5 |
1102 | It's our pastime,not your past time! | 1.2600 | 0.03631 | 200 | 155 | 38 | 7 |
1103 | Your shoelaces are untied. | 1.2600 | 0.03700 | 200 | 156 | 36 | 8 |
1104 | Batting in the third position, Mel Brooks! | 1.2600 | 0.03631 | 200 | 155 | 38 | 7 |
1105 | Remember, it’s three bonks you’re out. | 1.2600 | 0.03833 | 200 | 158 | 32 | 10 |
1106 | Are you wearing a cup? | 1.2600 | 0.03700 | 200 | 156 | 36 | 8 |
1107 | Just up from the minors; Paleolithic League. | 1.2600 | 0.03631 | 200 | 155 | 38 | 7 |
1108 | Did nobody tell you? It’s Throwback Day. | 1.2600 | 0.03833 | 200 | 158 | 32 | 10 |
1109 | I wondered why the bat was so big. Then it hit me. | 1.2600 | 0.03833 | 200 | 158 | 32 | 10 |
1110 | A bigger bat doesn't mean a bigger strike zone! | 1.2600 | 0.03767 | 200 | 157 | 34 | 9 |
1111 | I see you've exercised your club option. | 1.2600 | 0.03898 | 200 | 159 | 30 | 11 |
1112 | When you were invited to bring your ball club to the game, that's not what they had in mind. | 1.2600 | 0.03700 | 200 | 156 | 36 | 8 |
1113 | No, you may not look between my legs! | 1.2600 | 0.03561 | 200 | 154 | 40 | 6 |
1114 | Hey, you forgot your helmet. | 1.2600 | 0.03767 | 200 | 157 | 34 | 9 |
1115 | So the rumors are true, you do carry a big stick. | 1.2600 | 0.03700 | 200 | 156 | 36 | 8 |
1116 | I'm sorry, they consider extra chromosomes a "performance enhancer" nowadays. | 1.2600 | 0.03417 | 200 | 152 | 44 | 4 |
1117 | Juicing? I just barely discovered fire. | 1.2600 | 0.03700 | 200 | 156 | 36 | 8 |
1118 | It's amazing what we have to put up with on promotion nights in baseball. | 1.2600 | 0.03700 | 200 | 156 | 36 | 8 |
1119 | Remember, swing at the ball not my head. | 1.2600 | 0.03700 | 200 | 156 | 36 | 8 |
1120 | An August call up from the Paleolithic League. | 1.2600 | 0.03700 | 200 | 156 | 36 | 8 |
1121 | I got it from the clubhouse; where else? | 1.2600 | 0.03833 | 200 | 158 | 32 | 10 |
1122 | Promise me you won't be sliding into home plate. | 1.2600 | 0.03631 | 200 | 155 | 38 | 7 |
1123 | This time hit the ball, not the pitcher. | 1.2600 | 0.03631 | 200 | 155 | 38 | 7 |
1124 | Squatting hole is behind dugout. | 1.2600 | 0.03767 | 200 | 157 | 34 | 9 |
1125 | America's pastime not past time | 1.2600 | 0.03700 | 200 | 156 | 36 | 8 |
1126 | Is this your first time up, with the big club? | 1.2600 | 0.03898 | 200 | 159 | 30 | 11 |
1127 | I don't care how long you've been hitting Tyrannosaur eggs into orbit; don't take your strikes out on me! | 1.2600 | 0.03343 | 200 | 151 | 46 | 3 |
1128 | It's about time the National League agreed on the DH. | 1.2600 | 0.03561 | 200 | 154 | 40 | 6 |
1129 | Abner just CLAIMS to be the one who invented baseball. | 1.2600 | 0.03898 | 200 | 159 | 30 | 11 |
1130 | A bunch of us are going clubbing after the game. | 1.2600 | 0.03833 | 200 | 158 | 32 | 10 |
1131 | Pretend it's a pigeon! | 1.2600 | 0.03700 | 200 | 156 | 36 | 8 |
1132 | Barney? Fred? | 1.2600 | 0.03898 | 200 | 159 | 30 | 11 |
1133 | Are you sure you can run in that? | 1.2600 | 0.03767 | 200 | 157 | 34 | 9 |
1134 | No, off the Mammoth is a ground-rule double. | 1.2600 | 0.03700 | 200 | 156 | 36 | 8 |
1135 | You must be on the paleo diet. | 1.2600 | 0.03833 | 200 | 158 | 32 | 10 |
1136 | I hate dinosaur bobblehead night. | 1.2600 | 0.03898 | 200 | 159 | 30 | 11 |
1137 | Yes, fire is bad. | 1.2600 | 0.03490 | 200 | 153 | 42 | 5 |
1138 | No, not sabre tooth. Detroit. | 1.2600 | 0.03767 | 200 | 157 | 34 | 9 |
1139 | The rules only say "Bat". | 1.2600 | 0.03700 | 200 | 156 | 36 | 8 |
1140 | So, you want to go out clubbing after this? | 1.2593 | 0.03980 | 189 | 150 | 29 | 10 |
1141 | Yes it's good for catching food, but the rules say standard size. | 1.2576 | 0.04046 | 198 | 160 | 25 | 13 |
1142 | Make baseball great again! | 1.2576 | 0.03646 | 198 | 154 | 37 | 7 |
1143 | Now would be a good time to invent an umpire. | 1.2576 | 0.03646 | 198 | 154 | 37 | 7 |
1144 | So you were in the minors for a long time, huh? | 1.2576 | 0.03646 | 198 | 154 | 37 | 7 |
1145 | So I get to bash anything in the "strike zone?" | 1.2576 | 0.03429 | 198 | 151 | 43 | 4 |
1146 | You definitely smell like foul balls. | 1.2576 | 0.03852 | 198 | 157 | 31 | 10 |
1147 | Welcome to the big leagues, old timer. | 1.2576 | 0.03716 | 198 | 155 | 35 | 8 |
1148 | Just don't drop the bat. | 1.2576 | 0.03982 | 198 | 159 | 27 | 12 |
1149 | I've been in the minors for ages. | 1.2576 | 0.03503 | 198 | 152 | 41 | 5 |
1150 | So you're the Mighty Casey. | 1.2576 | 0.03852 | 198 | 157 | 31 | 10 |
1151 | Didn't you hit one over the fence at Jurassic Park? | 1.2576 | 0.03646 | 198 | 154 | 37 | 7 |
1152 | They'll do anything to put fans in the seats these days. | 1.2576 | 0.03575 | 198 | 153 | 39 | 6 |
1153 | There's no Cro-Magnon in Baseball. | 1.2576 | 0.03716 | 198 | 155 | 35 | 8 |
1154 | Better not be any La Brea Tar on your club. | 1.2576 | 0.03575 | 198 | 153 | 39 | 6 |
1155 | 'I promised you a hot dog AFTER the game' | 1.2576 | 0.03503 | 198 | 152 | 41 | 5 |
1156 | Hate to tell you, but Old-Timers' Day is tomorrow. | 1.2576 | 0.03784 | 198 | 156 | 33 | 9 |
1157 | When you’re done taking a dump, would you mind tossing me a few balls? | 1.2576 | 0.03852 | 198 | 157 | 31 | 10 |
1158 | That gives throw-back a whole different meaning. | 1.2576 | 0.03646 | 198 | 154 | 37 | 7 |
1159 | I like the vintage uniform | 1.2576 | 0.03716 | 198 | 155 | 35 | 8 |
1160 | I think you're taking the "throw back jersey" a bit too far,buddy. | 1.2576 | 0.03646 | 198 | 154 | 37 | 7 |
1161 | Someday they'll call both of us traditionalists. | 1.2576 | 0.03716 | 198 | 155 | 35 | 8 |
1162 | Well, well, if it isn't Bamm Bamm Rubble all grow'd up. | 1.2576 | 0.03982 | 198 | 159 | 27 | 12 |
1163 | Are you the dude who hits them back to the Stone Age? | 1.2576 | 0.03575 | 198 | 153 | 39 | 6 |
1164 | Gleg was disappointed there weren't more clubs in the clubhouse. | 1.2576 | 0.03784 | 198 | 156 | 33 | 9 |
1165 | You can hit it with the club, but you don't get to eat it for dinner. | 1.2576 | 0.03353 | 198 | 150 | 45 | 3 |
1166 | Try not to cave. | 1.2576 | 0.03852 | 198 | 157 | 31 | 10 |
1167 | Don’t overthink it. | 1.2576 | 0.03716 | 198 | 155 | 35 | 8 |
1168 | Good to see baseball return to its roots | 1.2576 | 0.03716 | 198 | 155 | 35 | 8 |
1169 | Wrong ball club. Flintstones play Tuesday. | 1.2576 | 0.03575 | 198 | 153 | 39 | 6 |
1170 | I hope you are wearing underwear | 1.2576 | 0.03716 | 198 | 155 | 35 | 8 |
1171 | Nice dress, Alice. | 1.2576 | 0.03716 | 198 | 155 | 35 | 8 |
1172 | You can’t think and hit at the same time. But that will not be a problem in your case. | 1.2576 | 0.03716 | 198 | 155 | 35 | 8 |
1173 | Strike doesn't mean what you think it means. | 1.2576 | 0.03982 | 198 | 159 | 27 | 12 |
1174 | And I thought it was just footballers who were Neanderthals!" | 1.2576 | 0.03716 | 198 | 155 | 35 | 8 |
1175 | Hey, you can't bat with a mastodon leg! | 1.2576 | 0.03716 | 198 | 155 | 35 | 8 |
1176 | These throwback uniform nights are getting old. Really old. | 1.2576 | 0.03716 | 198 | 155 | 35 | 8 |
1177 | I think your bat has too much tar on it. | 1.2576 | 0.03646 | 198 | 154 | 37 | 7 |
1178 | These throwback uniforms are getting ridiculous. | 1.2576 | 0.03852 | 198 | 157 | 31 | 10 |
1179 | Finally, a “turn back the clock” uniform that matches the idiotic beards half the league is wearing. | 1.2576 | 0.03852 | 198 | 157 | 31 | 10 |
1180 | I don't think it's not "regulation". Babe Ruth had a pretty heavy bat too. | 1.2576 | 0.03575 | 198 | 153 | 39 | 6 |
1181 | I've heard of guys being called up from the bush leagues, but this is ridiculous! | 1.2576 | 0.03716 | 198 | 155 | 35 | 8 |
1182 | So you’re on the paleo diet? | 1.2576 | 0.03784 | 198 | 156 | 33 | 9 |
1183 | Did they call you up from the Jurassic league? | 1.2576 | 0.03716 | 198 | 155 | 35 | 8 |
1184 | Didn't they tell you to wait in the clubhouse? | 1.2576 | 0.03646 | 198 | 154 | 37 | 7 |
1185 | Is it just me, or does it feel like the world has really started to change? | 1.2576 | 0.03852 | 198 | 157 | 31 | 10 |
1186 | How's that paleo conditioning program working out? | 1.2576 | 0.03716 | 198 | 155 | 35 | 8 |
1187 | Throw back uniform? | 1.2576 | 0.03575 | 198 | 153 | 39 | 6 |
1188 | Now you run the bases. | 1.2576 | 0.03852 | 198 | 157 | 31 | 10 |
1189 | Yogi Cave Berra I presume? | 1.2576 | 0.03646 | 198 | 154 | 37 | 7 |
1190 | My backswing is a killer. | 1.2576 | 0.03503 | 198 | 152 | 41 | 5 |
1191 | With the pension rates in this league, I don’t think I’ll ever be able to retire. | 1.2576 | 0.03575 | 198 | 153 | 39 | 6 |
1192 | I hate playing games at Jurassic Park. | 1.2576 | 0.03852 | 198 | 157 | 31 | 10 |
1193 | This is my 10,000th Old Timers' Day. | 1.2576 | 0.03646 | 198 | 154 | 37 | 7 |
1194 | No. Getting to first base has a different meaning here. | 1.2576 | 0.03784 | 198 | 156 | 33 | 9 |
1195 | Watch out for his knuckle dragger. | 1.2576 | 0.03784 | 198 | 156 | 33 | 9 |
1196 | So what did you do before the designated hitter rule? | 1.2576 | 0.03852 | 198 | 157 | 31 | 10 |
1197 | You know La Brea pine tar is illegal, right? | 1.2576 | 0.03646 | 198 | 154 | 37 | 7 |
1198 | The dugout must feel just like home. | 1.2576 | 0.03784 | 198 | 156 | 33 | 9 |
1199 | Gave the steroids to your bat as well, eh? | 1.2576 | 0.03852 | 198 | 157 | 31 | 10 |
1200 | You must be the Sabertooth Slugger. | 1.2576 | 0.03575 | 198 | 153 | 39 | 6 |
1201 | I haven't seen you in ages | 1.2576 | 0.03503 | 198 | 152 | 41 | 5 |
1202 | They're going to make you pee into a cup first. | 1.2576 | 0.03575 | 198 | 153 | 39 | 6 |
1203 | Do I smell pine tar? | 1.2565 | 0.03499 | 191 | 146 | 41 | 4 |
1204 | Is that one of those Neanderville sluggers? | 1.2565 | 0.03254 | 191 | 143 | 47 | 1 |
1205 | There has been some rules added since the last time you played | 1.2564 | 0.03749 | 195 | 153 | 34 | 8 |
1206 | No offense, but I hate the DH. | 1.2564 | 0.03378 | 195 | 148 | 44 | 3 |
1207 | These throwback uniforms play tribute to the Mets' prehistory. | 1.2564 | 0.03678 | 195 | 152 | 36 | 7 |
1208 | So this is what they really meant when they said "watch out when you play against that club" | 1.2564 | 0.03456 | 195 | 149 | 42 | 4 |
1209 | It's still 3 strikes, but you can pick your own walk-up music, and they have sushi at the concessions. | 1.2564 | 0.03299 | 195 | 147 | 46 | 2 |
1210 | Ask the pitcher to walk me, my feet are killing me. | 1.2564 | 0.03678 | 195 | 152 | 36 | 7 |
1211 | It's like the wheel. Only three-dimensional and it flies. | 1.2564 | 0.03606 | 195 | 151 | 38 | 6 |
1212 | It's pronounced Neander-thal. | 1.2564 | 0.03606 | 195 | 151 | 38 | 6 |
1213 | Billy, TOMORROW is throwback uniform day. | 1.2564 | 0.03678 | 195 | 152 | 36 | 7 |
1214 | Let's just hope they don't notice you're not using a regulation bat. | 1.2564 | 0.03888 | 195 | 155 | 30 | 10 |
1215 | Remember, go for the ball, not for the guy. | 1.2564 | 0.03531 | 195 | 150 | 40 | 5 |
1216 | The guy on the mound's a beast. | 1.2564 | 0.03819 | 195 | 154 | 32 | 9 |
1217 | If you are going to use that thing, remember to speak softly. | 1.2564 | 0.03678 | 195 | 152 | 36 | 7 |
1218 | Let me guess, you hold the record for most at bats. | 1.2564 | 0.03606 | 195 | 151 | 38 | 6 |
1219 | I'm subbing for the pinch hitter. Got a problem with that? | 1.2564 | 0.03678 | 195 | 152 | 36 | 7 |
1220 | I’ve seen better bats in a cave. Oh, sorry. | 1.2564 | 0.03678 | 195 | 152 | 36 | 7 |
1221 | You must be a New Yorker. | 1.2564 | 0.03819 | 195 | 154 | 32 | 9 |
1222 | There’ve been some changes since you called “time out.” | 1.2564 | 0.03606 | 195 | 151 | 38 | 6 |
1223 | Move it along, pal. I don't have all epoch. | 1.2564 | 0.03678 | 195 | 152 | 36 | 7 |
1224 | I think that fastball did something funky to the space-time continuum. | 1.2564 | 0.03888 | 195 | 155 | 30 | 10 |
1225 | You forgot your shoes | 1.2564 | 0.03888 | 195 | 155 | 30 | 10 |
1226 | The game has really evolved! | 1.2564 | 0.03606 | 195 | 151 | 38 | 6 |
1227 | Wait! Let me guess. You're just up from Trump's farm club. | 1.2564 | 0.03819 | 195 | 154 | 32 | 9 |
1228 | Now batting, the 2018 Comeback Player of the Year. | 1.2564 | 0.03606 | 195 | 151 | 38 | 6 |
1229 | Baseball? It's so easy, even a caveman can do it! | 1.2564 | 0.03678 | 195 | 152 | 36 | 7 |
1230 | I see you're new to the club. | 1.2564 | 0.03606 | 195 | 151 | 38 | 6 |
1231 | Long trip from the minors? | 1.2564 | 0.03678 | 195 | 152 | 36 | 7 |
1232 | Whachew expect, Buddy? We're the Flint Stones. | 1.2564 | 0.03678 | 195 | 152 | 36 | 7 |
1233 | So, you're the designated hunter? | 1.2564 | 0.03955 | 195 | 156 | 28 | 11 |
1234 | The other team might have an issue with that bat | 1.2564 | 0.03531 | 195 | 150 | 40 | 5 |
1235 | So, is hatred of the Red Sox really primordial? | 1.2564 | 0.03819 | 195 | 154 | 32 | 9 |
1236 | Manager wants me to focus on fundamentals. | 1.2564 | 0.03606 | 195 | 151 | 38 | 6 |
1237 | You need to join the baseball club, not club the baseball. | 1.2564 | 0.03749 | 195 | 153 | 34 | 8 |
1238 | No one's asking you to put the "L" in Cubs. | 1.2564 | 0.03678 | 195 | 152 | 36 | 7 |
1239 | I promise there is no cork in this | 1.2564 | 0.03749 | 195 | 153 | 34 | 8 |
1240 | Sorry, wrong sport. The Alley Oop is football | 1.2564 | 0.03749 | 195 | 153 | 34 | 8 |
1241 | I think this designated hitter rule has gone too far. | 1.2564 | 0.03678 | 195 | 152 | 36 | 7 |
1242 | Watch out. The game is evolving. | 1.2564 | 0.03378 | 195 | 148 | 44 | 3 |
1243 | Any word yet on those doping charges? | 1.2564 | 0.03819 | 195 | 154 | 32 | 9 |
1244 | I told you to go look for the Cubs, not clubs. | 1.2564 | 0.03819 | 195 | 154 | 32 | 9 |
1245 | Your game hasn't evolved much since your rookie season. | 1.2564 | 0.03819 | 195 | 154 | 32 | 9 |
1246 | Teddy Roosevelt I presume. | 1.2564 | 0.03606 | 195 | 151 | 38 | 6 |
1247 | The game has evolved since your rookie year. | 1.2562 | 0.03584 | 203 | 158 | 38 | 7 |
1248 | Which way is home? | 1.2553 | 0.03836 | 188 | 148 | 32 | 8 |
1249 | You look like a natural to me. | 1.2553 | 0.03836 | 188 | 148 | 32 | 8 |
1250 | Yeah, you just watch the ball go by three times... | 1.2551 | 0.03516 | 196 | 151 | 40 | 5 |
1251 | No I am not illegal. I was given a green card due to my outstanding skill in clubbing. | 1.2539 | 0.03766 | 193 | 152 | 33 | 8 |
1252 | And up at the plate now is GRRRRGHFN! Did I say that right? | 1.2539 | 0.03766 | 193 | 152 | 33 | 8 |
1253 | They thawed out another one, George. | 1.2539 | 0.03907 | 193 | 154 | 29 | 10 |
1254 | Even your mother knows you're going to bunt. | 1.2539 | 0.03694 | 193 | 151 | 35 | 7 |
1255 | Strike? | 1.2539 | 0.03545 | 193 | 149 | 39 | 5 |
1256 | How's that 30,000-year option working out? | 1.2539 | 0.03694 | 193 | 151 | 35 | 7 |
1257 | You want to know his ERA? | 1.2539 | 0.03694 | 193 | 151 | 35 | 7 |
1258 | 'Stand for anthem' or what? | 1.2539 | 0.03837 | 193 | 153 | 31 | 9 |
1259 | When they said the guy batting clean-up was a Neanderthal, I didn't think they meant it literally! | 1.2539 | 0.03907 | 193 | 154 | 29 | 10 |
1260 | You're Out! That's all there is to it. | 1.2539 | 0.03766 | 193 | 152 | 33 | 8 |
1261 | Me swing. Me hit home run. Me get paid ten million clam shells. Me retire in Key Biscayne. Me buy new cave with in ground pool. | 1.2539 | 0.03620 | 193 | 150 | 37 | 6 |
1262 | Why yes, Roger Clemens is my father. How did you know? | 1.2526 | 0.03801 | 190 | 150 | 32 | 8 |
1263 | Me no understand why one need mask to poop? | 1.2526 | 0.03574 | 190 | 147 | 38 | 5 |
1264 | I don't believe they were referring to baseball when they said , it's so easy a caveman could do it" | 1.2526 | 0.04015 | 190 | 153 | 26 | 11 |
1265 | Remember three strikes and you're extinct... Now play ball! | 1.2526 | 0.03727 | 190 | 149 | 34 | 7 |
1266 | So I heard you were in the minors for the last three million years. | 1.2526 | 0.03727 | 190 | 149 | 34 | 7 |
1267 | We're the Tigers, why? | 1.2526 | 0.04015 | 190 | 153 | 26 | 11 |
1268 | Well, Lascaux! | 1.2526 | 0.03873 | 190 | 151 | 30 | 9 |
1269 | Wanna go clubbing after the game? | 1.2526 | 0.03801 | 190 | 150 | 32 | 8 |
1270 | I'm a bit concerned that you may have misunderstood what I meant by "Strike!" | 1.2526 | 0.03651 | 190 | 148 | 36 | 6 |
1271 | Throw back is not meant to insult you. | 1.2526 | 0.03727 | 190 | 149 | 34 | 7 |
1272 | You forgot your batting helmet. | 1.2526 | 0.03727 | 190 | 149 | 34 | 7 |
1273 | Well, look who's up, the guy they named foul balls after! | 1.2526 | 0.03651 | 190 | 148 | 36 | 6 |
1274 | I'm getting tired of these Old Timers Days. | 1.2526 | 0.03727 | 190 | 149 | 34 | 7 |
1275 | Exactly how many steroids did you take? | 1.2526 | 0.03873 | 190 | 151 | 30 | 9 |
1276 | I'm up from the minors. | 1.2526 | 0.03727 | 190 | 149 | 34 | 7 |
1277 | Sliding is going to suck in that dress | 1.2526 | 0.03651 | 190 | 148 | 36 | 6 |
1278 | If you're going to go paleo, you have to fully embrace it, you know | 1.2526 | 0.03801 | 190 | 150 | 32 | 8 |
1279 | If you hit it, don't chase it and eat it | 1.2526 | 0.04015 | 190 | 153 | 26 | 11 |
1280 | Clubs are for golf, man. | 1.2526 | 0.03801 | 190 | 150 | 32 | 8 |
1281 | You're going to set this game back a thousand years. | 1.2526 | 0.03651 | 190 | 148 | 36 | 6 |
1282 | Dont'cha think this retro-look uniform thing has gone too far? | 1.2526 | 0.03651 | 190 | 148 | 36 | 6 |
1283 | I’ve been taking a lot of Flintstones vitamins. | 1.2526 | 0.03801 | 190 | 150 | 32 | 8 |
1284 | You're gonna need a bigger mitt. | 1.2526 | 0.03332 | 190 | 144 | 44 | 2 |
1285 | Bruce takes old timers day way too seriously | 1.2526 | 0.03727 | 190 | 149 | 34 | 7 |
1286 | How's that Paleo diet working out, Greg? | 1.2526 | 0.03801 | 190 | 150 | 32 | 8 |
1287 | Remember I invented fire. | 1.2526 | 0.04015 | 190 | 153 | 26 | 11 |
1288 | Activated from the bush league? | 1.2526 | 0.03727 | 190 | 149 | 34 | 7 |
1289 | It's nice to see the league is becoming more inclusive. | 1.2526 | 0.03651 | 190 | 148 | 36 | 6 |
1290 | Was your rookie card a cave drawing? | 1.2526 | 0.03727 | 190 | 149 | 34 | 7 |
1291 | Never do an endorsement deal for a paleo diet. | 1.2526 | 0.03801 | 190 | 150 | 32 | 8 |
1292 | This is why we shouldn't have the Designated Hitter rule. | 1.2526 | 0.03873 | 190 | 151 | 30 | 9 |
1293 | No knuckle balls! | 1.2526 | 0.03945 | 190 | 152 | 28 | 10 |
1294 | Geez, Rick. Don’t you think you’re taking the paleo diet thing a bit far? | 1.2526 | 0.03945 | 190 | 152 | 28 | 10 |
1295 | Back from retirement? | 1.2526 | 0.03873 | 190 | 151 | 30 | 9 |
1296 | This is first base. You want the club house. | 1.2526 | 0.03873 | 190 | 151 | 30 | 9 |
1297 | That was a mammoth home run you hit last time. | 1.2526 | 0.03945 | 190 | 152 | 28 | 10 |
1298 | You sure you're not related to Johnny Damon? | 1.2526 | 0.04015 | 190 | 153 | 26 | 11 |
1299 | Bro...how are ya gonna slide in that get up?? | 1.2526 | 0.03651 | 190 | 148 | 36 | 6 |
1300 | Don't throw your bat, okay? | 1.2526 | 0.03801 | 190 | 150 | 32 | 8 |
1301 | No, 'Kill the ump' is just an expression. Like 'have a nice day.' | 1.2526 | 0.03727 | 190 | 149 | 34 | 7 |
1302 | Not me-- the ball. | 1.2526 | 0.03873 | 190 | 151 | 30 | 9 |
1303 | You on that Paleolithic Diet? | 1.2526 | 0.03873 | 190 | 151 | 30 | 9 |
1304 | I'd appreciate it if you'd knock off the Old Timers jokes. | 1.2526 | 0.03651 | 190 | 148 | 36 | 6 |
1305 | Let me guess. You're making your old timers day debut! | 1.2526 | 0.03574 | 190 | 147 | 38 | 5 |
1306 | Yes, but are you willing to kneel for the anthem? | 1.2526 | 0.03727 | 190 | 149 | 34 | 7 |
1307 | Don't worry. I'll keep an eye on it while you run the bases. | 1.2526 | 0.03727 | 190 | 149 | 34 | 7 |
1308 | Cal. Just between you and me, aren't you taking your Hair Club For Men endorsement a little too seriously? | 1.2526 | 0.03727 | 190 | 149 | 34 | 7 |
1309 | That’s not what Coach meant when he said we have to get back to basics. | 1.2526 | 0.04015 | 190 | 153 | 26 | 11 |
1310 | Nice pedicure. | 1.2526 | 0.03727 | 190 | 149 | 34 | 7 |
1311 | I wish coaches would stop trying to reinvent the wheel. | 1.2526 | 0.03945 | 190 | 152 | 28 | 10 |
1312 | OK, then, dugout man. | 1.2526 | 0.03801 | 190 | 150 | 32 | 8 |
1313 | It figures you're on the Clubs | 1.2526 | 0.03945 | 190 | 152 | 28 | 10 |
1314 | Are you sure that's what they meant by "baseball club" | 1.2526 | 0.03651 | 190 | 148 | 36 | 6 |
1315 | Ball club means something different these days. | 1.2526 | 0.03945 | 190 | 152 | 28 | 10 |
1316 | You don't happen to know a guy named Flintstone? He played for the Rockies. | 1.2526 | 0.03727 | 190 | 149 | 34 | 7 |
1317 | This is my first Old Timer’s Game. How about you? | 1.2526 | 0.03651 | 190 | 148 | 36 | 6 |
1318 | I wouldn't be squatting so close to home plate if I were you. | 1.2526 | 0.03727 | 190 | 149 | 34 | 7 |
1319 | New to the club? | 1.2526 | 0.03651 | 190 | 148 | 36 | 6 |
1320 | It's not actually so easy a caveman could do it. | 1.2526 | 0.03727 | 190 | 149 | 34 | 7 |
1321 | You just make the club? | 1.2526 | 0.03651 | 190 | 148 | 36 | 6 |
1322 | You know you’re supposed to hit the ball, right? | 1.2526 | 0.03574 | 190 | 147 | 38 | 5 |
1323 | Sure the game has evolved, but hitting is timeless. | 1.2526 | 0.03873 | 190 | 151 | 30 | 9 |
1324 | I wish we did casual Fridays. | 1.2526 | 0.03727 | 190 | 149 | 34 | 7 |
1325 | The Paleolithic Era is my second-favorite past time. | 1.2526 | 0.03801 | 190 | 150 | 32 | 8 |
1326 | Last week you learned to make fire. So you think this week you’re going to learn to hit a curve ball? | 1.2526 | 0.03651 | 190 | 148 | 36 | 6 |
1327 | Your bat has pine tar on it. It’s illegal. You can’t use it! | 1.2526 | 0.03873 | 190 | 151 | 30 | 9 |
1328 | My Manager says I should speak softly. | 1.2526 | 0.03651 | 190 | 148 | 36 | 6 |
1329 | No shirt, no shoes, no service. | 1.2526 | 0.04015 | 190 | 153 | 26 | 11 |
1330 | Now batting for Old Timers Day... | 1.2526 | 0.03873 | 190 | 151 | 30 | 9 |
1331 | C’mon George, don’t you think your taking this throwback jersey thing a little far? | 1.2526 | 0.03495 | 190 | 146 | 40 | 4 |
1332 | Just remember to slide head-first, buddy. | 1.2526 | 0.03801 | 190 | 150 | 32 | 8 |
1333 | ...but a dugout is not the same as a cave. | 1.2526 | 0.03651 | 190 | 148 | 36 | 6 |
1334 | I gotta say, your home run last night was truly mammoth | 1.2526 | 0.03574 | 190 | 147 | 38 | 5 |
1335 | Ooog have big stick, but Max throw fire! | 1.2526 | 0.03574 | 190 | 147 | 38 | 5 |
1336 | I'm just guessing that's not a regulation Louisville Slugger. | 1.2526 | 0.03574 | 190 | 147 | 38 | 5 |
1337 | That's funny; where we come from, home plate is still a circle. | 1.2526 | 0.03801 | 190 | 150 | 32 | 8 |
1338 | Your swing has really evolved. | 1.2514 | 0.03734 | 183 | 143 | 34 | 6 |
1339 | Yes, I get paid to squat down like this and catch small white balls. What do you do for a living? | 1.2514 | 0.03891 | 183 | 145 | 30 | 8 |
1340 | Ya might have some trouble. He’s got a fantastic cave ball. | 1.2500 | 0.03964 | 188 | 151 | 27 | 10 |
1341 | Manager tell Glonk must knock ball out of park. | 1.2500 | 0.03743 | 188 | 148 | 33 | 7 |
1342 | Can you count to three? That's all you need to do is count to three. | 1.2500 | 0.03588 | 188 | 146 | 37 | 5 |
1343 | So easy to hit, a caveman could do it ! | 1.2500 | 0.03964 | 188 | 151 | 27 | 10 |
1344 | Sweet walk-up music... Theme from 2001 is a solid choice. | 1.2500 | 0.03818 | 188 | 149 | 31 | 8 |
1345 | Me hit, you sit. | 1.2486 | 0.03777 | 185 | 146 | 32 | 7 |
1346 | You just get called up? | 1.2486 | 0.03854 | 185 | 147 | 30 | 8 |
1347 | No, you don't get to actually kill the umpire. | 1.2486 | 0.04004 | 185 | 149 | 26 | 10 |
1348 | I love how you bagged that T-Rex in the on deck circle. | 1.2486 | 0.03698 | 185 | 145 | 34 | 6 |
1349 | Can you believe, I finally passed the drug test? | 1.2486 | 0.03536 | 185 | 143 | 38 | 4 |
1350 | I think you're taking this Paleo thing a bit too far. | 1.2486 | 0.03698 | 185 | 145 | 34 | 6 |
1351 | Finally called you up from Triple-A.D., huh? | 1.2486 | 0.03777 | 185 | 146 | 32 | 7 |
1352 | Still on the paleo diet? | 1.2486 | 0.03777 | 185 | 146 | 32 | 7 |
1353 | When they said they were looking for a player with some experience ... | 1.2486 | 0.03777 | 185 | 146 | 32 | 7 |
1354 | One more time Ugg. He throw, you hit. You miss, I catch. | 1.2486 | 0.03698 | 185 | 145 | 34 | 6 |
1355 | Just don't hurl your 'Neanderthal Slugger' when you strike out. | 1.2486 | 0.04004 | 185 | 149 | 26 | 10 |
1356 | Let's see if you can hit it outta the Jurassic. | 1.2486 | 0.03854 | 185 | 147 | 30 | 8 |
1357 | so, how's the new club working out for ya? | 1.2486 | 0.03366 | 185 | 141 | 42 | 2 |
1358 | Hit a grounder. I want to watch you run to first in that thing. | 1.2486 | 0.03618 | 185 | 144 | 36 | 5 |
1359 | Please remember if you have to slide we have a PG audience. | 1.2486 | 0.03698 | 185 | 145 | 34 | 6 |
1360 | You misunderstand what we mean by club. | 1.2486 | 0.03854 | 185 | 147 | 30 | 8 |
1361 | You're up next, the Neanderthal just struck out. | 1.2486 | 0.03536 | 185 | 143 | 38 | 4 |
1362 | Yeah, my wife also went on the paleo diet; I have to wear this gear at home, too. | 1.2486 | 0.04004 | 185 | 149 | 26 | 10 |
1363 | Watch out for his fast rock. | 1.2486 | 0.03930 | 185 | 148 | 28 | 9 |
1364 | Listen BamBam, we need you to knock one into the Stone Age! | 1.2486 | 0.03777 | 185 | 146 | 32 | 7 |
1365 | Helmet, Man, Helmet! | 1.2486 | 0.03930 | 185 | 148 | 28 | 9 |
1366 | I hate game delays too but when an umpire calls a strike next time, don't club him. | 1.2486 | 0.03777 | 185 | 146 | 32 | 7 |
1367 | Paleo Diet been working for you? | 1.2486 | 0.03777 | 185 | 146 | 32 | 7 |
1368 | After going 0 for 26 last week, I shaved mine. | 1.2486 | 0.03777 | 185 | 146 | 32 | 7 |
1369 | When the season's over, I'm going to taking a painting course and spend time with the kids. | 1.2486 | 0.03777 | 185 | 146 | 32 | 7 |
1370 | Why the ball? | 1.2486 | 0.03698 | 185 | 145 | 34 | 6 |
1371 | Louisville? No, it's from Lascaux. | 1.2486 | 0.03777 | 185 | 146 | 32 | 7 |
1372 | What? You thought only the fans are Neanderthals? | 1.2486 | 0.03698 | 185 | 145 | 34 | 6 |
1373 | I get it with the bat but you’re telling me the Rules Committee approved the off-the-shoulder uniform too? | 1.2486 | 0.03698 | 185 | 145 | 34 | 6 |
1374 | Speaking softly, I see. | 1.2486 | 0.03618 | 185 | 144 | 36 | 5 |
1375 | I understand that you're a caveman but you still need to wear a batting helmet. | 1.2486 | 0.03777 | 185 | 146 | 32 | 7 |
1376 | I'm assuming we can rule out a bunt. | 1.2486 | 0.03618 | 185 | 144 | 36 | 5 |
1377 | Great throwback uniform. | 1.2486 | 0.03536 | 185 | 143 | 38 | 4 |
1378 | I'm literally gonna hit this ball into the Stone Age. | 1.2486 | 0.03698 | 185 | 145 | 34 | 6 |
1379 | For the last time, the count is one ball and more than one strike, there's more than one man on base, and the score is more than one to more than one. | 1.2486 | 0.03698 | 185 | 145 | 34 | 6 |
1380 | It doesn't look like a Louisville Slugger. | 1.2486 | 0.03618 | 185 | 144 | 36 | 5 |
1381 | OK. Yes, I can see it your way. | 1.2486 | 0.03496 | 181 | 139 | 39 | 3 |
1382 | What do you mean I need a helmet? | 1.2486 | 0.03582 | 181 | 140 | 37 | 4 |
1383 | We're not going to be as easy to eliminate as the Mammoths. | 1.2472 | 0.03700 | 178 | 139 | 34 | 5 |
1384 | I'm with the Clubs. | 1.2459 | 0.03794 | 183 | 145 | 31 | 7 |
1385 | Strike" is not a command | 1.2459 | 0.04024 | 183 | 148 | 25 | 10 |
1386 | Looks like we're gonna need a bigger ball. | 1.2459 | 0.03872 | 183 | 146 | 29 | 8 |
1387 | I was told this was a club team. | 1.2459 | 0.03794 | 183 | 145 | 31 | 7 |
1388 | I'm not doing what you think I'm doing. | 1.2459 | 0.04024 | 183 | 148 | 25 | 10 |
1389 | You lookin' for meat? We'll serve you up a slider. | 1.2444 | 0.03909 | 180 | 144 | 28 | 8 |
1390 | Huh. Thorg learn how stand upright eons ago. | 1.2444 | 0.03747 | 180 | 142 | 32 | 6 |
1391 | I'd get farther back,if I were you. | 1.2444 | 0.03829 | 180 | 143 | 30 | 7 |
1392 | I don't care if you did invent fire, step in the box. | 1.2444 | 0.03829 | 180 | 143 | 30 | 7 |
1393 | I was in the minor leagues for a very long tine. | 1.2444 | 0.03747 | 180 | 142 | 32 | 6 |
1394 | Sorry! No shoes, no shirt . . . no service!! | 1.2444 | 0.03829 | 180 | 143 | 30 | 7 |
1395 | Alright, let's see you knock it out of the Jurassic Park! | 1.2444 | 0.03988 | 180 | 145 | 26 | 9 |
1396 | Let's see if you can hit it straight back to the Stone Age. | 1.2444 | 0.03664 | 180 | 141 | 34 | 5 |
1397 | I've heard of waiting for a pitch, but you sir are ridiculous! | 1.2444 | 0.03747 | 180 | 142 | 32 | 6 |
1398 | You're the designated WHAT? | 1.2444 | 0.03988 | 180 | 145 | 26 | 9 |
1399 | Coconut or Cantaloupe ? | 1.2444 | 0.03909 | 180 | 144 | 28 | 8 |
1400 | Hey, you need a helmet... AND shoes... AND pants... | 1.2444 | 0.03664 | 180 | 141 | 34 | 5 |
1401 | I'm jealous of you guys that were grandfathered in. | 1.2444 | 0.03988 | 180 | 145 | 26 | 9 |
1402 | How do you like the paleo diet? | 1.2444 | 0.03829 | 180 | 143 | 30 | 7 |
1403 | You from the Pro-Magnon League? | 1.2444 | 0.03578 | 180 | 140 | 36 | 4 |
1404 | Hi there! If there's a bench clearing brawl, just want you to know, I'm an incredibly amicable person. | 1.2444 | 0.03664 | 180 | 141 | 34 | 5 |
1405 | It's my first Old-timers Game - you? | 1.2444 | 0.03747 | 180 | 142 | 32 | 6 |
1406 | But what's wrong with calling it a cave run? | 1.2444 | 0.03909 | 180 | 144 | 28 | 8 |
1407 | It's deja vu all over again | 1.2444 | 0.03829 | 180 | 143 | 30 | 7 |
1408 | Yes, and yes, I am on the Paleo diet. | 1.2444 | 0.03490 | 180 | 139 | 38 | 3 |
1409 | Just a jock strap, but then I'm not a catcher. | 1.2444 | 0.03664 | 180 | 141 | 34 | 5 |
1410 | You Cleveland guys really take throw-back Tuesdays seriously. | 1.2444 | 0.03490 | 180 | 139 | 38 | 3 |
1411 | Wow, you actually look the way that you smell. | 1.2444 | 0.03829 | 180 | 143 | 30 | 7 |
1412 | And I'M saying you didn't invent it! | 1.2444 | 0.03829 | 180 | 143 | 30 | 7 |
1413 | Is this your first at club? | 1.2444 | 0.03909 | 180 | 144 | 28 | 8 |
1414 | Give new meaning to the term "baseball club" | 1.2444 | 0.03490 | 180 | 139 | 38 | 3 |
1415 | You do know it's the ball you have to hit? | 1.2444 | 0.03578 | 180 | 140 | 36 | 4 |
1416 | So... you're the one they call Yabba Dabba Doo... | 1.2444 | 0.03829 | 180 | 143 | 30 | 7 |
1417 | You'll need to think of the strike zone a little differently... | 1.2444 | 0.03829 | 180 | 143 | 30 | 7 |
1418 | They said they’d LET you steal second this time so long as you promise not to slide. | 1.2444 | 0.03490 | 180 | 139 | 38 | 3 |
1419 | Oh alright, you were safe. | 1.2444 | 0.03578 | 180 | 140 | 36 | 4 |
1420 | You're never gonna catch up to his fastball with that. | 1.2444 | 0.03490 | 180 | 139 | 38 | 3 |
1421 | We call him Early Man around here because he swings too soon | 1.2444 | 0.03909 | 180 | 144 | 28 | 8 |
1422 | I went along with the lucky beard thing but this is getting ridiculous. | 1.2444 | 0.03578 | 180 | 140 | 36 | 4 |
1423 | No collusion. | 1.2444 | 0.03664 | 180 | 141 | 34 | 5 |
1424 | Been down in the minors for awhile? | 1.2444 | 0.03988 | 180 | 145 | 26 | 9 |
1425 | It feels like an eon since our last out. | 1.2444 | 0.03829 | 180 | 143 | 30 | 7 |
1426 | Well that's a coincidence, because he calls his best pitch his Alley Oop. | 1.2444 | 0.03988 | 180 | 145 | 26 | 9 |
1427 | I'll explain it one more time. You're ON a baseball club. | 1.2444 | 0.03490 | 180 | 139 | 38 | 3 |
1428 | Buy me some peanuts and crackerjack, I won't care if I never get back. | 1.2443 | 0.03442 | 176 | 135 | 39 | 2 |
1429 | We don't hit and run, we continue to hit it until it is dead! | 1.2428 | 0.03923 | 173 | 138 | 28 | 7 |
1430 | Now, this is what I call an 'Old Timers Game' | 1.2416 | 0.03763 | 178 | 141 | 31 | 6 |
1431 | But can you eat it? | 1.2416 | 0.04008 | 178 | 144 | 25 | 9 |
1432 | Just up from the Asia Minors? | 1.2416 | 0.03846 | 178 | 142 | 29 | 7 |
1433 | So you’re the first, first draft pick huh? | 1.2416 | 0.03678 | 178 | 140 | 33 | 5 |
1434 | This Paleo diet craze is ruining the game. | 1.2416 | 0.03678 | 178 | 140 | 33 | 5 |
1435 | I heard that your team is anti-analytics, but you guys are more old school than I thought. | 1.2416 | 0.03409 | 178 | 137 | 39 | 2 |
1436 | Jeez! How long did they keep you in the dugout? | 1.2416 | 0.03846 | 178 | 142 | 29 | 7 |
1437 | My guess is that you are not going to bunt. | 1.2416 | 0.03590 | 178 | 139 | 35 | 4 |
1438 | Mr. Teebow, it's 2050, how long have you been stuck in the minors? | 1.2416 | 0.03846 | 178 | 142 | 29 | 7 |
1439 | I think you are taking this whole Paleo thing a little too far. | 1.2416 | 0.03763 | 178 | 141 | 31 | 6 |
1440 | As designated hitter you hit the ball, not me. | 1.2416 | 0.04086 | 178 | 145 | 23 | 10 |
1441 | OK Rocky, you swing at the ball, not me. | 1.2416 | 0.03846 | 178 | 142 | 29 | 7 |
1442 | That apple you just ate was the last baseball. Head for home. | 1.2416 | 0.03928 | 178 | 143 | 27 | 8 |
1443 | Well, since the Geico commercials and sitcom spin-off, I've been trying to cover all my bases. | 1.2416 | 0.04008 | 178 | 144 | 25 | 9 |
1444 | They are going a little too far with these throwback uniforms. | 1.2400 | 0.04049 | 175 | 142 | 24 | 9 |
1445 | Not my favorite throwback uniform. | 1.2400 | 0.03798 | 175 | 139 | 30 | 6 |
1446 | Haven't you heard? It's a whole new ball game. | 1.2400 | 0.03621 | 175 | 137 | 34 | 4 |
1447 | No, they moved to L.A. in '58.' | 1.2400 | 0.03435 | 175 | 135 | 38 | 2 |
1448 | Why, yes! I opted not to circumcise, too. Good eye! | 1.2400 | 0.04049 | 175 | 142 | 24 | 9 |
1449 | He called me off the bench. I hope the rules haven't changed much. | 1.2400 | 0.04049 | 175 | 142 | 24 | 9 |
1450 | I think you should know, I have an anger management problem. | 1.2400 | 0.03967 | 175 | 141 | 26 | 8 |
1451 | Get with the times,man. We use aluminum bats now. | 1.2400 | 0.03710 | 175 | 138 | 32 | 5 |
1452 | It’s not in your DNA. | 1.2400 | 0.03883 | 175 | 140 | 28 | 7 |
1453 | Who are you wearing? Let me guess. Wilma? | 1.2400 | 0.04285 | 175 | 145 | 18 | 12 |
1454 | Remember, you are going for RBIs, not RIBs. | 1.2400 | 0.03967 | 175 | 141 | 26 | 8 |
1455 | What are you waiting for — a knuckledragger ball? | 1.2400 | 0.03883 | 175 | 140 | 28 | 7 |
1456 | Kill the ump wasn't meant literally. | 1.2400 | 0.03883 | 175 | 140 | 28 | 7 |
1457 | Watch out. this pitcher is a real Neanderthal. | 1.2400 | 0.03883 | 175 | 140 | 28 | 7 |
1458 | If its a close play, slide feet-first. Baseball is a family game. | 1.2400 | 0.03967 | 175 | 141 | 26 | 8 |
1459 | Pull out all the stops to break that the slump! | 1.2400 | 0.03883 | 175 | 140 | 28 | 7 |
1460 | Same old shit, bro - waiting for the kill. | 1.2400 | 0.04049 | 175 | 142 | 24 | 9 |
1461 | Listen, you gotta hang on to your bat. | 1.2400 | 0.03621 | 175 | 137 | 34 | 4 |
1462 | It’s called playing the long game. | 1.2400 | 0.03710 | 175 | 138 | 32 | 5 |
1463 | I promise you Thag, it's "to the ballgame," not "at the ballgame" | 1.2400 | 0.04049 | 175 | 142 | 24 | 9 |
1464 | Don't you just love these old-timers' games? | 1.2400 | 0.03883 | 175 | 140 | 28 | 7 |
1465 | Let me guess. The bunt sign's not on? | 1.2400 | 0.03798 | 175 | 139 | 30 | 6 |
1466 | Yeah, I think the whole "throwback player" thing has just jumped the shark. | 1.2400 | 0.03883 | 175 | 140 | 28 | 7 |
1467 | WOW! It took you a long time to get here from the minors. | 1.2400 | 0.03798 | 175 | 139 | 30 | 6 |
1468 | When they said this was America's Greatest Pastime - they weren't kidding. | 1.2400 | 0.03710 | 175 | 138 | 32 | 5 |
1469 | First they let us grow beards, then the whole Yankee culture regressed. | 1.2400 | 0.03710 | 175 | 138 | 32 | 5 |
1470 | You forgot to grab a batting helmet. | 1.2400 | 0.03710 | 175 | 138 | 32 | 5 |
1471 | Same stuff as always, nothing new | 1.2400 | 0.03798 | 175 | 139 | 30 | 6 |
1472 | It may be none of my business, but aren't you taking this paleo diet a bit too far? | 1.2400 | 0.03621 | 175 | 137 | 34 | 4 |
1473 | Do you think the game needs to be shortened? | 1.2400 | 0.04049 | 175 | 142 | 24 | 9 |
1474 | Man, you gotta ease up on that caveman diet. | 1.2400 | 0.03798 | 175 | 139 | 30 | 6 |
1475 | One more curve ball and you lose a finger. | 1.2400 | 0.03967 | 175 | 141 | 26 | 8 |
1476 | No jockstrap, huh? | 1.2400 | 0.03710 | 175 | 138 | 32 | 5 |
1477 | Uhmm unga bunga buga buga? It’s alright dude, I speak english. I just dress like this for the gram. | 1.2400 | 0.03710 | 175 | 138 | 32 | 5 |
1478 | Hi Donald. When did you get traded to the Republicans? | 1.2400 | 0.03883 | 175 | 140 | 28 | 7 |
1479 | OK - four strikes and you're out - if you say so. | 1.2400 | 0.04129 | 175 | 143 | 22 | 10 |
1480 | Wow, the shift is really changing the game. | 1.2400 | 0.03710 | 175 | 138 | 32 | 5 |
1481 | I heard you guys haven’t made it to the World Series in over 4,000 years. | 1.2400 | 0.03883 | 175 | 140 | 28 | 7 |
1482 | If you promise not to hit me I will call for a walk. | 1.2400 | 0.03883 | 175 | 140 | 28 | 7 |
1483 | Hey batta, batta, Evolve, batta, batta! | 1.2400 | 0.03883 | 175 | 140 | 28 | 7 |
1484 | Found it in the bat cave. | 1.2400 | 0.03967 | 175 | 141 | 26 | 8 |
1485 | I was told to swing for the lights. What are lights? | 1.2400 | 0.03967 | 175 | 141 | 26 | 8 |
1486 | Why you hide brow ridge behind mask? | 1.2400 | 0.04049 | 175 | 142 | 24 | 9 |
1487 | no, you can’t play. Clubbing your wife is only ok in football. | 1.2400 | 0.04129 | 175 | 143 | 22 | 10 |
1488 | Trust me. Pine tar's the last thing you should be worried about. | 1.2400 | 0.03798 | 175 | 139 | 30 | 6 |
1489 | You wearing a cup under that pelt? | 1.2400 | 0.03529 | 175 | 136 | 36 | 3 |
1490 | Wait a minute, isn’t that a mastodon femur? | 1.2400 | 0.03621 | 175 | 137 | 34 | 4 |
1491 | Your Leopard Print from last time looked better | 1.2400 | 0.03967 | 175 | 141 | 26 | 8 |
1492 | Take it easy, buddy. You're playing like a bunch of Neanderthals. | 1.2400 | 0.03529 | 175 | 136 | 36 | 3 |
1493 | Hey clubber, clubber! Hey clubber, clubber! No clubber! No clubber! | 1.2400 | 0.04285 | 175 | 145 | 18 | 12 |
1494 | Just my opinion, but I think your team has taken the retro look a little too far. | 1.2400 | 0.03621 | 175 | 137 | 34 | 4 |
1495 | This paleo diet coach put me on has really gotten out of hand. | 1.2400 | 0.03967 | 175 | 141 | 26 | 8 |
1496 | Watch your toes--he throws a wicked sinker. | 1.2400 | 0.03883 | 175 | 140 | 28 | 7 |
1497 | You're really committed to this 'beard look,' Dombrowski. | 1.2400 | 0.03710 | 175 | 138 | 32 | 5 |
1498 | If you’re hunting for home plate you’ve found it. | 1.2400 | 0.03883 | 175 | 140 | 28 | 7 |
1499 | Wait till you see his curve stone. | 1.2400 | 0.03621 | 175 | 137 | 34 | 4 |
1500 | Catcher: "Finally got the call to the big leagues?" Batter: "It's been a long time coming!" | 1.2400 | 0.03798 | 175 | 139 | 30 | 6 |
1501 | damn right I choke up | 1.2400 | 0.03967 | 175 | 141 | 26 | 8 |
1502 | I’m a Pro-Magnon, if that’s what you’re asking.... | 1.2400 | 0.03883 | 175 | 140 | 28 | 7 |
1503 | He takes an old-school approach to the game. | 1.2400 | 0.03710 | 175 | 138 | 32 | 5 |
1504 | You play for a baseball 'club'. You hit with a baseball bat. | 1.2400 | 0.04049 | 175 | 142 | 24 | 9 |
1505 | I know facial hair is big in baseball now, but this is ridiculous. | 1.2400 | 0.03883 | 175 | 140 | 28 | 7 |
1506 | whatchu say about my momma? | 1.2400 | 0.03967 | 175 | 141 | 26 | 8 |
1507 | turn back the clock" night has gone too fa | 1.2400 | 0.03798 | 175 | 139 | 30 | 6 |
1508 | Yeah, he throws mean a knuckle-dragger ball. | 1.2400 | 0.03798 | 175 | 139 | 30 | 6 |
1509 | You do realize, of course, that a strike doesn't mean what you might think it means? | 1.2400 | 0.03621 | 175 | 137 | 34 | 4 |
1510 | Listen wise-guy, the strike zone is not between your knuckles and your knees. | 1.2400 | 0.03798 | 175 | 139 | 30 | 6 |
1511 | Don't freeze up again, Carl. | 1.2400 | 0.03798 | 175 | 139 | 30 | 6 |
1512 | You realize that a strike out is not a comment on you as a person, right? | 1.2400 | 0.03967 | 175 | 141 | 26 | 8 |
1513 | I've got some ideas about speeding up the game. | 1.2400 | 0.03798 | 175 | 139 | 30 | 6 |
1514 | I just came up from the Miocene League. | 1.2400 | 0.03967 | 175 | 141 | 26 | 8 |
1515 | Exactly how long were you in the minors? | 1.2400 | 0.03435 | 175 | 135 | 38 | 2 |
1516 | For distance I might go with a lighter club. | 1.2400 | 0.03967 | 175 | 141 | 26 | 8 |
1517 | Now batting for Rodriguez, number 7, Cro-Magnon | 1.2400 | 0.03529 | 175 | 136 | 36 | 3 |
1518 | So, what's your idea to speed up the game? | 1.2400 | 0.03883 | 175 | 140 | 28 | 7 |
1519 | I know this is a pro club team, but you still have to wear shoes. | 1.2400 | 0.03710 | 175 | 138 | 32 | 5 |
1520 | Don't take it personally, but my wife keeps saying baseball is an old man's game and I'm starting to realize she might have a point. | 1.2400 | 0.03883 | 175 | 140 | 28 | 7 |
1521 | Suit yourself, but you try sliding into second and you'll find yourself having quite a wardrobe malfunction. | 1.2400 | 0.03621 | 175 | 137 | 34 | 4 |
1522 | No, not much has changed....They throw something at you -- your days a rock, nowadays it's a hard-ball -- and then you hit the thing back at them in a way that makes it impossible for them to catch the thing. | 1.2400 | 0.03883 | 175 | 140 | 28 | 7 |
1523 | You really should cut down on the steroids Gronk | 1.2400 | 0.03883 | 175 | 140 | 28 | 7 |
1524 | Let me guess, the lumberjack look just wasn’t manly enough? | 1.2398 | 0.03763 | 171 | 135 | 31 | 5 |
1525 | Say it ain't so, Zog. | 1.2398 | 0.03671 | 171 | 134 | 33 | 4 |
1526 | Time to cast the first stone. | 1.2384 | 0.03921 | 172 | 138 | 27 | 7 |
1527 | Just try to hit it. We can discuss the in-field fly rule later. | 1.2370 | 0.03725 | 173 | 137 | 31 | 5 |
1528 | No, your ERA is Paleozoic, his is 3.2. | 1.2370 | 0.03725 | 173 | 137 | 31 | 5 |
1529 | Caveman hungry, so when you going to buy me some peanuts and CrackerJacks? | 1.2370 | 0.03725 | 173 | 137 | 31 | 5 |
1530 | So, Barney, tell me … how long were you in Triple-A? | 1.2370 | 0.04070 | 173 | 141 | 23 | 9 |
1531 | You're being way too literal for Old-Timers Day. | 1.2370 | 0.03540 | 173 | 135 | 35 | 3 |
1532 | The Beard works, but the pine tar has to go. | 1.2370 | 0.03814 | 173 | 138 | 29 | 6 |
1533 | Just saying, the plate is shiny. | 1.2370 | 0.03814 | 173 | 138 | 29 | 6 |
1534 | So, I’m guessing you’re not a sabermetrics guy. | 1.2370 | 0.04070 | 173 | 141 | 23 | 9 |
1535 | Ok, so you play with a big club! | 1.2370 | 0.03814 | 173 | 138 | 29 | 6 |
1536 | Are you the owner? | 1.2370 | 0.03540 | 173 | 135 | 35 | 3 |
1537 | My agent's crunched the numbers. It appeals to the right marketing demographic. | 1.2370 | 0.03814 | 173 | 138 | 29 | 6 |
1538 | Designated Neanderthal | 1.2370 | 0.04151 | 173 | 142 | 21 | 10 |
1539 | So that's who the Dodgers traded to get Manny Machado. | 1.2364 | 0.03929 | 165 | 132 | 27 | 6 |
1540 | You know batting helmets have been required since 1970. That may be 6720 in your parlance. | 1.2353 | 0.03759 | 170 | 135 | 30 | 5 |
1541 | I'm from the old school of hard rocks. | 1.2353 | 0.04112 | 170 | 139 | 22 | 9 |
1542 | When he said, 'You're out!', he didn't mean we know you're a caveman. | 1.2353 | 0.04027 | 170 | 138 | 24 | 8 |
1543 | I'm pinch hitting for "The Natural." | 1.2353 | 0.03368 | 170 | 131 | 38 | 1 |
1544 | The world's other "oldest profession". | 1.2353 | 0.03940 | 170 | 137 | 26 | 7 |
1545 | My agent suggested a big shtick. | 1.2353 | 0.04112 | 170 | 139 | 22 | 9 |
1546 | So how long were you on the DL? | 1.2353 | 0.04027 | 170 | 138 | 24 | 8 |
1547 | Run softly. You're carrying a big stick. | 1.2353 | 0.03940 | 170 | 137 | 26 | 7 |
1548 | R.B.C., 'Runs before Christ'. | 1.2353 | 0.04112 | 170 | 139 | 22 | 9 |
1549 | Stengel? He's been dead for years. | 1.2353 | 0.03850 | 170 | 136 | 28 | 6 |
1550 | You BOUGHT the club? | 1.2353 | 0.03850 | 170 | 136 | 28 | 6 |
1551 | No, hitting this guy is NOT so easy a caveman can do it. | 1.2353 | 0.03940 | 170 | 137 | 26 | 7 |
1552 | Yeah, sure, Cher’s “Believe” is a great choice for a walk up song. | 1.2353 | 0.03850 | 170 | 136 | 28 | 6 |
1553 | Rookie of the year ? Seriously ... | 1.2353 | 0.03940 | 170 | 137 | 26 | 7 |
1554 | Oh, I get it, Clan of the Bad News Cave Bears? | 1.2353 | 0.03665 | 170 | 134 | 32 | 4 |
1555 | You gotta stop using that Neanderthal growth hormone. You're gonna get caught. | 1.2353 | 0.03759 | 170 | 135 | 30 | 5 |
1556 | I said: “I’ve seen better bats in a cave, man.” There’s a comma... “Cave - comma - man.” | 1.2353 | 0.03850 | 170 | 136 | 28 | 6 |
1557 | Retro uniforms, eh? | 1.2353 | 0.03470 | 170 | 132 | 36 | 2 |
1558 | You're out. Done. It's over. Cro-Magnon won. | 1.2353 | 0.03665 | 170 | 134 | 32 | 4 |
1559 | Face it - you're an anachronism. | 1.2353 | 0.03569 | 170 | 133 | 34 | 3 |
1560 | The Mets will try anything to sell tickets these days. | 1.2353 | 0.03759 | 170 | 135 | 30 | 5 |
1561 | And you, I'm venturing to guess, would be our designated hitter. | 1.2353 | 0.03850 | 170 | 136 | 28 | 6 |
1562 | Kickin it old school, I see | 1.2353 | 0.03665 | 170 | 134 | 32 | 4 |
1563 | That's fine, just don't kneel for the anthem. | 1.2353 | 0.03850 | 170 | 136 | 28 | 6 |
1564 | What? They said baseball club. | 1.2353 | 0.03850 | 170 | 136 | 28 | 6 |
1565 | Batter oop oop,oop, oop oop | 1.2353 | 0.03850 | 170 | 136 | 28 | 6 |
1566 | Geeeez! Where'd the scouts dig you up? | 1.2353 | 0.04027 | 170 | 138 | 24 | 8 |
1567 | Guess you've spent quite a while in the minors. | 1.2353 | 0.03759 | 170 | 135 | 30 | 5 |
1568 | I’ll bet that dugout seems like a big step up from that cave you crawled out of. | 1.2353 | 0.03940 | 170 | 137 | 26 | 7 |
1569 | Oh yeah ... he's throwing heat. But then, what do you know about fire? | 1.2353 | 0.03759 | 170 | 135 | 30 | 5 |
1570 | I guess you won't be bunting. | 1.2353 | 0.03759 | 170 | 135 | 30 | 5 |
1571 | From Hoboken, I take it? | 1.2353 | 0.03665 | 170 | 134 | 32 | 4 |
1572 | Krog no need batting helmet. | 1.2353 | 0.03759 | 170 | 135 | 30 | 5 |
1573 | It's our new throwback jersey. | 1.2353 | 0.03940 | 170 | 137 | 26 | 7 |
1574 | I guess this puts to rest the legend that Abner Doubleday invented baseball in 1839. | 1.2353 | 0.03665 | 170 | 134 | 32 | 4 |
1575 | I'm the one that was to be announced later. | 1.2353 | 0.03665 | 170 | 134 | 32 | 4 |
1576 | I heard you came up from the bush league | 1.2353 | 0.03470 | 170 | 132 | 36 | 2 |
1577 | I know this is "Old Timer's Day", but this is ridiculous. | 1.2349 | 0.03515 | 166 | 129 | 35 | 2 |
1578 | No, there are no women on my team either. | 1.2349 | 0.03515 | 166 | 129 | 35 | 2 |
1579 | The Paleolithic League? Never heard of it. | 1.2339 | 0.03550 | 171 | 134 | 34 | 3 |
1580 | Yeah, we're just gonna call that a home run. | 1.2335 | 0.03887 | 167 | 134 | 27 | 6 |
1581 | This is a curve ball I wasn't anticipating. | 1.2331 | 0.03750 | 163 | 129 | 30 | 4 |
1582 | As the Designated Hitter I hope you know that you are only allowed to hit the ball. | 1.2331 | 0.03648 | 163 | 128 | 32 | 3 |
1583 | It so easy a caveman can do it. | 1.2321 | 0.03867 | 168 | 135 | 27 | 6 |
1584 | Took 15,000 years, but you're finally in the Big Show | 1.2321 | 0.03867 | 168 | 135 | 27 | 6 |
1585 | What's with the squatting and the funny mask? How primitive! | 1.2321 | 0.03867 | 168 | 135 | 27 | 6 |
1586 | I see you're back on the steroids. | 1.2321 | 0.03773 | 168 | 134 | 29 | 5 |
1587 | No, no! Hit the ball--not the guy! | 1.2321 | 0.03678 | 168 | 133 | 31 | 4 |
1588 | The rally beard just wasn’t enough huh? | 1.2321 | 0.03958 | 168 | 136 | 25 | 7 |
1589 | This is your first " Old Timers " game? | 1.2321 | 0.03773 | 168 | 134 | 29 | 5 |
1590 | Hey man, I think you got that man cave thing backwards. | 1.2321 | 0.03773 | 168 | 134 | 29 | 5 |
1591 | Wow, that was quite a number you do on our mountain lion mascot. | 1.2321 | 0.03773 | 168 | 134 | 29 | 5 |
1592 | Dude, you know you’re supposed to hit the ball with that thing. | 1.2321 | 0.03678 | 168 | 133 | 31 | 4 |
1593 | Are you sure that bat is legal? | 1.2321 | 0.03867 | 168 | 135 | 27 | 6 |
1594 | Me not use regulation bat, but all the people here love me, so your rules don't count. | 1.2321 | 0.03867 | 168 | 135 | 27 | 6 |
1595 | It sure looks performance-enhancing to me. | 1.2321 | 0.03773 | 168 | 134 | 29 | 5 |
1596 | So you think Roy Hobbs was too old to swing a club? | 1.2321 | 0.03773 | 168 | 134 | 29 | 5 |
1597 | Don’t you ever get tired of playing with the same old ball club? | 1.2321 | 0.03579 | 168 | 132 | 33 | 3 |
1598 | I'm glad they changed us from the Redskins and all, I just miss shoes. | 1.2321 | 0.03678 | 168 | 133 | 31 | 4 |
1599 | This time try hitting the ball instead of the pitcher. | 1.2321 | 0.03773 | 168 | 134 | 29 | 5 |
1600 | Rules state you need a cup. | 1.2321 | 0.04134 | 168 | 138 | 21 | 9 |
1601 | Smelling good big boy - are you wearing Brut? | 1.2321 | 0.03773 | 168 | 134 | 29 | 5 |
1602 | Just called up from Lascaux? | 1.2321 | 0.04047 | 168 | 137 | 23 | 8 |
1603 | You must've been on the bench for a while. | 1.2321 | 0.03773 | 168 | 134 | 29 | 5 |
1604 | Even the UMPIRE can see you were out clubbing all night! | 1.2321 | 0.03579 | 168 | 132 | 33 | 3 |
1605 | Is that a whole cork branch? | 1.2321 | 0.04047 | 168 | 137 | 23 | 8 |
1606 | You just lost. Have you been living in a cave? | 1.2321 | 0.03678 | 168 | 133 | 31 | 4 |
1607 | No it's not an ostrich egg; next time don't eat, hit it!" | 1.2321 | 0.03867 | 168 | 135 | 27 | 6 |
1608 | Is that glove regulation? | 1.2321 | 0.03579 | 168 | 132 | 33 | 3 |
1609 | Not yet! The credit card commercial starts AFTER the game is over. | 1.2321 | 0.03478 | 168 | 131 | 35 | 2 |
1610 | You must be in some slump." | 1.2321 | 0.03958 | 168 | 136 | 25 | 7 |
1611 | Really? Up 'til now I'd always believed that baseball was invented by Russians. | 1.2321 | 0.03773 | 168 | 134 | 29 | 5 |
1612 | Yeah, it was a long rain delay, but it wasn't that long. | 1.2321 | 0.03958 | 168 | 136 | 25 | 7 |
1613 | No gloves? | 1.2321 | 0.03958 | 168 | 136 | 25 | 7 |
1614 | Baseball club | 1.2321 | 0.03678 | 168 | 133 | 31 | 4 |
1615 | We still hit against the shift. | 1.2321 | 0.04047 | 168 | 137 | 23 | 8 |
1616 | No, no that's fine with me. You can call me a "gatherer". | 1.2321 | 0.03773 | 168 | 134 | 29 | 5 |
1617 | The designated hitter will be extinct before you know it. | 1.2321 | 0.03579 | 168 | 132 | 33 | 3 |
1618 | Is this where I stand? I'm a Neanderthal at this game. | 1.2321 | 0.03867 | 168 | 135 | 27 | 6 |
1619 | Your wife still got that bone in her lip? | 1.2321 | 0.03958 | 168 | 136 | 25 | 7 |
1620 | I use whatever bat I want, pig face." | 1.2321 | 0.03773 | 168 | 134 | 29 | 5 |
1621 | No I don’t chew tobacco, I’m not a Neanderthal! | 1.2321 | 0.03773 | 168 | 134 | 29 | 5 |
1622 | If you think the DH rule is silly, wait until you get caught by the Infield Fly rule. | 1.2321 | 0.03773 | 168 | 134 | 29 | 5 |
1623 | If I don't hit ball I hit you. | 1.2321 | 0.03773 | 168 | 134 | 29 | 5 |
1624 | Standing upright was an improvement for Home erectus, but he never got used to the expanded strike zone. | 1.2321 | 0.03579 | 168 | 132 | 33 | 3 |
1625 | Now batting cleanup…Ted Flintstone. | 1.2321 | 0.03678 | 168 | 133 | 31 | 4 |
1626 | Frictional unemployment | 1.2321 | 0.03958 | 168 | 136 | 25 | 7 |
1627 | You passed the drug test? | 1.2321 | 0.03678 | 168 | 133 | 31 | 4 |
1628 | In my day we didn't bunt. | 1.2321 | 0.03867 | 168 | 135 | 27 | 6 |
1629 | We're not caving in just yet! | 1.2321 | 0.03773 | 168 | 134 | 29 | 5 |
1630 | Don't worry, they used to call my equipment 'The tools of ignorance.' | 1.2321 | 0.03678 | 168 | 133 | 31 | 4 |
1631 | You here to play Neander-ball? | 1.2321 | 0.04047 | 168 | 137 | 23 | 8 |
1632 | Whatta mean pine tar, that’s Yak blood | 1.2321 | 0.03958 | 168 | 136 | 25 | 7 |
1633 | The umps are OK with my bat but the Yankees still won't allow facial hair. | 1.2321 | 0.03867 | 168 | 135 | 27 | 6 |
1634 | So easy, that a caveman can do it. | 1.2321 | 0.03867 | 168 | 135 | 27 | 6 |
1635 | Does it wick sweat as well as they say? | 1.2321 | 0.03579 | 168 | 132 | 33 | 3 |
1636 | This time aim for the ball and not my head! | 1.2321 | 0.03958 | 168 | 136 | 25 | 7 |
1637 | That thing better not be corked. | 1.2321 | 0.04134 | 168 | 138 | 21 | 9 |
1638 | of course I'm scared. | 1.2321 | 0.03958 | 168 | 136 | 25 | 7 |
1639 | Dude you need to cut back on the PED's | 1.2321 | 0.04219 | 168 | 139 | 19 | 10 |
1640 | Of course it's regulation. Why? | 1.2321 | 0.03773 | 168 | 134 | 29 | 5 |
1641 | WHY DO YOU THINK THEY CALL IT A CLUB?? | 1.2321 | 0.04047 | 168 | 137 | 23 | 8 |
1642 | Is this what he meant by "Make America Great Again?" | 1.2321 | 0.04134 | 168 | 138 | 21 | 9 |
1643 | I know baseball is a very old game, but this is ridiculous! | 1.2321 | 0.03867 | 168 | 135 | 27 | 6 |
1644 | At bat, the original Louisville Slugger. | 1.2321 | 0.03773 | 168 | 134 | 29 | 5 |
1645 | No, you don't get the girl by hitting me! | 1.2321 | 0.03867 | 168 | 135 | 27 | 6 |
1646 | I haven't seen a swing like that in ages. | 1.2321 | 0.03958 | 168 | 136 | 25 | 7 |
1647 | No, it isn't a Louisville Slugger. It came from a T-Rex; I thought that would be obvious. | 1.2321 | 0.03867 | 168 | 135 | 27 | 6 |
1648 | Softball my ass, you bunch of pussies. Back in my day we hit rocks. | 1.2321 | 0.03867 | 168 | 135 | 27 | 6 |
1649 | Beer after the game? | 1.2321 | 0.03867 | 168 | 135 | 27 | 6 |
1650 | This game is definitely going down in history. | 1.2321 | 0.03773 | 168 | 134 | 29 | 5 |
1651 | When you told me about your baseball club I thought you meant your team | 1.2321 | 0.03678 | 168 | 133 | 31 | 4 |
1652 | This is nuts even for the Orioles. | 1.2321 | 0.04134 | 168 | 138 | 21 | 9 |
1653 | Don't worry, the rules haven't changed much. | 1.2303 | 0.03609 | 165 | 130 | 32 | 3 |
1654 | It’s smaller than a brontosaurus egg. | 1.2303 | 0.03808 | 165 | 132 | 28 | 5 |
1655 | The future ain't what it used to be. | 1.2303 | 0.03808 | 165 | 132 | 28 | 5 |
1656 | If you can hit a homer with that thing,you'll make history. | 1.2303 | 0.03808 | 165 | 132 | 28 | 5 |
1657 | If you hit the ball, a pterodactyl will eat your baby. | 1.2303 | 0.03998 | 165 | 134 | 24 | 7 |
1658 | I hate these retro promotions. | 1.2303 | 0.03609 | 165 | 130 | 32 | 3 |
1659 | Nice throwback jersey. | 1.2303 | 0.03808 | 165 | 132 | 28 | 5 |
1660 | It's like a wheel, only more 3D...Oh, never mind... | 1.2303 | 0.03710 | 165 | 131 | 30 | 4 |
1661 | Yhea, I recommend the stadium Dino-dog with hot mustard. | 1.2303 | 0.03808 | 165 | 132 | 28 | 5 |
1662 | First you hit and run, then you get uniform. | 1.2303 | 0.03904 | 165 | 133 | 26 | 6 |
1663 | I see you've finally made the club. | 1.2303 | 0.03904 | 165 | 133 | 26 | 6 |
1664 | Well, at least you won't be sliding in spikes up. | 1.2303 | 0.03710 | 165 | 131 | 30 | 4 |
1665 | We only hit balls. Can you handle that? | 1.2303 | 0.03998 | 165 | 134 | 24 | 7 |
1666 | I guess you don't have to wear a batting helmet. | 1.2303 | 0.03904 | 165 | 133 | 26 | 6 |
1667 | The whole "fire" thing was starting to get a little boring. | 1.2303 | 0.03808 | 165 | 132 | 28 | 5 |
1668 | Congrats on the Fruity Pebbles cereal box cover. | 1.2303 | 0.03904 | 165 | 133 | 26 | 6 |
1669 | The beard works but I'm afraid the bat isn't regulation... | 1.2303 | 0.03904 | 165 | 133 | 26 | 6 |
1670 | Another call-up from the B.C. affiliate. | 1.2303 | 0.03904 | 165 | 133 | 26 | 6 |
1671 | You gotta drop this attitude. It's not like you're the first Neanderthal to ever make it into American sports, you know. | 1.2303 | 0.03808 | 165 | 132 | 28 | 5 |
1672 | So the Mariners still haven’t made it to the World Series? | 1.2303 | 0.03998 | 165 | 134 | 24 | 7 |
1673 | I sacrifice fly, then sacrifice ump. | 1.2303 | 0.03609 | 165 | 130 | 32 | 3 |
1674 | No - clubbing me on the head does not constitute a 'hit' in baseball. | 1.2303 | 0.04089 | 165 | 135 | 22 | 8 |
1675 | Remember now, the ball not the pitcher. | 1.2303 | 0.03808 | 165 | 132 | 28 | 5 |
1676 | I don't care who you voted for. Play ball. | 1.2303 | 0.03904 | 165 | 133 | 26 | 6 |
1677 | Fastball inside. Shame you’re pre-verbal. | 1.2303 | 0.03904 | 165 | 133 | 26 | 6 |
1678 | Hey, don't look at me - I just catch the ball. | 1.2303 | 0.03398 | 165 | 128 | 36 | 1 |
1679 | No Sir , this is not your game | 1.2303 | 0.03710 | 165 | 131 | 30 | 4 |
1680 | I get the extinct feeling everybody's watching me. | 1.2303 | 0.04089 | 165 | 135 | 22 | 8 |
1681 | I'd go for the sacrifice bunt if I were you. | 1.2303 | 0.03808 | 165 | 132 | 28 | 5 |
1682 | Me catch, you swing. | 1.2303 | 0.03998 | 165 | 134 | 24 | 7 |
1683 | That bat is non-regulation, Og. | 1.2303 | 0.03904 | 165 | 133 | 26 | 6 |
1684 | If you ain't wearin' tighty whitey's, skip the slide home. | 1.2303 | 0.04179 | 165 | 136 | 20 | 9 |
1685 | You looked better in your Yankees uniform. | 1.2303 | 0.03808 | 165 | 132 | 28 | 5 |
1686 | This game is barbaric. | 1.2303 | 0.04179 | 165 | 136 | 20 | 9 |
1687 | Yup, baseball's going extinct. | 1.2303 | 0.03710 | 165 | 131 | 30 | 4 |
1688 | Unga bunga to you too, pal. | 1.2303 | 0.03998 | 165 | 134 | 24 | 7 |
1689 | How long did you say you spent in AAA? | 1.2303 | 0.03808 | 165 | 132 | 28 | 5 |
1690 | Now when the ball comes at you, hit it, don't catch it and eat it. | 1.2303 | 0.03904 | 165 | 133 | 26 | 6 |
1691 | You don't get mad when you strike out, do you? | 1.2303 | 0.03710 | 165 | 131 | 30 | 4 |
1692 | I can't. hear you, you're speaking too softly | 1.2298 | 0.04156 | 161 | 132 | 21 | 8 |
1693 | How do you like the 84 oz. bat? | 1.2298 | 0.03866 | 161 | 129 | 27 | 5 |
1694 | Really? Does it look like I’m going to need a catcher? | 1.2289 | 0.03690 | 166 | 132 | 30 | 4 |
1695 | We don’t need an ump—we haven’t invented the ball yet. | 1.2284 | 0.03844 | 162 | 130 | 27 | 5 |
1696 | OK, we're trying to be inclusive here. Your bat's approved and we've wrapped the rock in sabertooth skin. But, we can't waive the helmet rule. | 1.2284 | 0.03844 | 162 | 130 | 27 | 5 |
1697 | Face it! If they didn't allow designated hitters, you'd be out of baseball! | 1.2284 | 0.03743 | 162 | 129 | 29 | 4 |
1698 | I Know you waited ages to be in the line-up ! | 1.2284 | 0.04039 | 162 | 132 | 23 | 7 |
1699 | 100,000 years between pitches is quicker than the last batter. | 1.2284 | 0.03943 | 162 | 131 | 25 | 6 |
1700 | Nice pelt. Want another? | 1.2284 | 0.03844 | 162 | 130 | 27 | 5 |
1701 | The Cos Play event today was only for the fans. | 1.2284 | 0.03943 | 162 | 131 | 25 | 6 |
1702 | So, you're America's real past time, eh? | 1.2284 | 0.04039 | 162 | 132 | 23 | 7 |
1703 | These Retro Night promotions are getting out of hand. | 1.2284 | 0.03943 | 162 | 131 | 25 | 6 |
1704 | I said, you should play with our baseball club.....not, play baseball with a club | 1.2284 | 0.03844 | 162 | 130 | 27 | 5 |
1705 | Hey man, you’re taking this hipster thing a little too far. | 1.2284 | 0.03844 | 162 | 130 | 27 | 5 |
1706 | Whadayya mean I need cleats! | 1.2284 | 0.03943 | 162 | 131 | 25 | 6 |
1707 | One more strike out and it's back to hunting and gathering | 1.2284 | 0.03844 | 162 | 130 | 27 | 5 |
1708 | This vintage uniform craze is getting completely out-of-hand. | 1.2284 | 0.03943 | 162 | 131 | 25 | 6 |
1709 | It’s called a plate. | 1.2284 | 0.04039 | 162 | 132 | 23 | 7 |
1710 | No. This is Fenway Park. Jurassic Park is playing down the street." | 1.2284 | 0.03943 | 162 | 131 | 25 | 6 |
1711 | Yeh, well, I'm not a fan of interleague play either. | 1.2284 | 0.04039 | 162 | 132 | 23 | 7 |
1712 | Are you trying to prove that this is America's oldest sport? | 1.2284 | 0.03844 | 162 | 130 | 27 | 5 |
1713 | You're not supposed to look at me. | 1.2284 | 0.04314 | 162 | 135 | 17 | 10 |
1714 | Is that corked? | 1.2284 | 0.03743 | 162 | 129 | 29 | 4 |
1715 | Hey Rookie, glad you finally made the Show. | 1.2284 | 0.03844 | 162 | 130 | 27 | 5 |
1716 | Called back from retirement? | 1.2284 | 0.03743 | 162 | 129 | 29 | 4 |
1717 | I said I was good at hitting, but this is a whole new ball game. | 1.2284 | 0.04133 | 162 | 133 | 21 | 8 |
1718 | Forget your spikes? | 1.2284 | 0.03743 | 162 | 129 | 29 | 4 |
1719 | Before there were teams, we had clubs. | 1.2284 | 0.04039 | 162 | 132 | 23 | 7 |
1720 | You're laughing now, but I'm about to hit one for the ages. | 1.2284 | 0.03743 | 162 | 129 | 29 | 4 |
1721 | I see they FINALLY brought you up from Triple A. | 1.2284 | 0.03844 | 162 | 130 | 27 | 5 |
1722 | When I was little, I wanted to be a hunter-gatherer. | 1.2284 | 0.03533 | 162 | 127 | 33 | 2 |
1723 | Sorry Dude. NFL doesn't start until September. | 1.2284 | 0.03943 | 162 | 131 | 25 | 6 |
1724 | I think you took the throwback uniform idea too far. | 1.2284 | 0.03743 | 162 | 129 | 29 | 4 |
1725 | You promise not to swing that thing and I'll promise not to spike your stupid feet. | 1.2284 | 0.03844 | 162 | 130 | 27 | 5 |
1726 | Our pitcher is on fire ... not that you'd know what that is. | 1.2284 | 0.03943 | 162 | 131 | 25 | 6 |
1727 | Remember, the scouts only care about your launch angle. | 1.2284 | 0.03844 | 162 | 130 | 27 | 5 |
1728 | New look. Well, I warn you. Our pitcher throws fireballs. | 1.2284 | 0.03533 | 162 | 127 | 33 | 2 |
1729 | Is that really a vintage Louisville slugger ? | 1.2284 | 0.03844 | 162 | 130 | 27 | 5 |
1730 | I head they call you Babe Rock. | 1.2284 | 0.03743 | 162 | 129 | 29 | 4 |
1731 | I thought retro night meant something else entirely. | 1.2284 | 0.03844 | 162 | 130 | 27 | 5 |
1732 | I started with the Giants in New York. | 1.2284 | 0.04039 | 162 | 132 | 23 | 7 |
1733 | We're going to crush you. Where do you keep the women? | 1.2284 | 0.03943 | 162 | 131 | 25 | 6 |
1734 | It's your lucky day. The ump is a total Neanderthal. | 1.2284 | 0.03943 | 162 | 131 | 25 | 6 |
1735 | Been riding the pine awhile? | 1.2284 | 0.03844 | 162 | 130 | 27 | 5 |
1736 | Sorry, you can't hunt and gather until the seventh-inning stretch. | 1.2284 | 0.03943 | 162 | 131 | 25 | 6 |
1737 | Why yes, the pitchers mound is a stones throw away | 1.2284 | 0.03640 | 162 | 128 | 31 | 3 |
1738 | You'll do fine, he's throwing rocks. | 1.2284 | 0.03943 | 162 | 131 | 25 | 6 |
1739 | I'm 'Neandering' up to the plate. | 1.2284 | 0.03844 | 162 | 130 | 27 | 5 |
1740 | I’ll show you Pinstripes how it’s done. | 1.2284 | 0.03743 | 162 | 129 | 29 | 4 |
1741 | Watch out for his knuckle-dragger-ball. | 1.2284 | 0.03943 | 162 | 131 | 25 | 6 |
1742 | Not sweat, even a caveman can do it. | 1.2284 | 0.03943 | 162 | 131 | 25 | 6 |
1743 | You dress like that, and the pitcher will throw stones. | 1.2284 | 0.03943 | 162 | 131 | 25 | 6 |
1744 | Wow! Wade Boggs! when did you come out of retirement? | 1.2284 | 0.03943 | 162 | 131 | 25 | 6 |
1745 | If you've been embracing Paleo only as a diet, boy, you really are just not unlocking your full potential | 1.2284 | 0.03943 | 162 | 131 | 25 | 6 |
1746 | It's my first start with this club. | 1.2284 | 0.03844 | 162 | 130 | 27 | 5 |
1747 | It's a Louisville Clubber | 1.2284 | 0.03943 | 162 | 131 | 25 | 6 |
1748 | in my days we didn't wear armor | 1.2284 | 0.03844 | 162 | 130 | 27 | 5 |
1749 | The ump says he doesn't care if you just escaped from from a dinosaur by coming forward from the past and walked over from La Brea, you're out for excessive tar on your bat. | 1.2284 | 0.03640 | 162 | 128 | 31 | 3 |
1750 | No biting. | 1.2284 | 0.03844 | 162 | 130 | 27 | 5 |
1751 | Is that one of those new Louisville sluggers ? | 1.2284 | 0.03844 | 162 | 130 | 27 | 5 |
1752 | How’s that whole Paleo diet thing workin’ out for you, big guy? | 1.2284 | 0.03640 | 162 | 128 | 31 | 3 |
1753 | Pinstripes, are those still in? | 1.2284 | 0.03422 | 162 | 126 | 35 | 1 |
1754 | The steroids don't help with the swollen ankles? | 1.2284 | 0.04133 | 162 | 133 | 21 | 8 |
1755 | Did you just get called up? | 1.2284 | 0.03308 | 162 | 125 | 37 | 0 |
1756 | So wait, let me get this straight. I don’t hit you in the head. Some guy throws a head at me and I hit it? | 1.2284 | 0.04133 | 162 | 133 | 21 | 8 |
1757 | Welcome to the Big Leagues, pal. Just relax. I know you been thinkin' about this swing for a million years. And your wife just yelled that you'd never get to first base. Don't cave, man. | 1.2284 | 0.03743 | 162 | 129 | 29 | 4 |
1758 | Yeah......no. I actually don’t think you should bunt. | 1.2284 | 0.03943 | 162 | 131 | 25 | 6 |
1759 | Bet you thought you’d never get called up! | 1.2284 | 0.03533 | 162 | 127 | 33 | 2 |
1760 | Does that loincloth help prevent jock itch? | 1.2284 | 0.04039 | 162 | 132 | 23 | 7 |
1761 | Uhmmmm, I think he said, 'Bunt' not 'Hunt' !! | 1.2284 | 0.03844 | 162 | 130 | 27 | 5 |
1762 | No, strike doesn't mean clobber. | 1.2284 | 0.04133 | 162 | 133 | 21 | 8 |
1763 | Can you tell I’m wearing spanks? | 1.2284 | 0.03844 | 162 | 130 | 27 | 5 |
1764 | So, how's the wife and dinosaurs? | 1.2284 | 0.03844 | 162 | 130 | 27 | 5 |
1765 | That’s a heck of a throwback uniform. | 1.2284 | 0.03640 | 162 | 128 | 31 | 3 |
1766 | Remember, if the 3rd base coach starts drawing pictures of aliens on the left field wall, that's the sign to bunt. | 1.2284 | 0.04039 | 162 | 132 | 23 | 7 |
1767 | If you sling that bat at me, I'm tackling you at first, Ug. | 1.2284 | 0.04225 | 162 | 134 | 19 | 9 |
1768 | You built it. So I came by. Who were you expecting? | 1.2284 | 0.03844 | 162 | 130 | 27 | 5 |
1769 | What do you mean, where's first base? | 1.2284 | 0.03943 | 162 | 131 | 25 | 6 |
1770 | I hear Nike dropped you as a sponsor. | 1.2284 | 0.04039 | 162 | 132 | 23 | 7 |
1771 | I'm guessing that you aren't going to bunt. | 1.2284 | 0.03943 | 162 | 131 | 25 | 6 |
1772 | I don't think the beard and the long hair are the problem. | 1.2284 | 0.03844 | 162 | 130 | 27 | 5 |
1773 | I just got called up. I spent a LOT of time in the minors. | 1.2284 | 0.03640 | 162 | 128 | 31 | 3 |
1774 | You must be their new switch hitter. That's some switch! | 1.2284 | 0.04039 | 162 | 132 | 23 | 7 |
1775 | No "Knock-um head pretty girl, make donk-donk;" that comes after a batting average of at least .350 and a multimillion, multi-year contract. | 1.2284 | 0.04039 | 162 | 132 | 23 | 7 |
1776 | Grok! You’re finally out of the minors. | 1.2284 | 0.03844 | 162 | 130 | 27 | 5 |
1777 | One strike. You're out. | 1.2284 | 0.04133 | 162 | 133 | 21 | 8 |
1778 | I bet you can't bunt! | 1.2284 | 0.03743 | 162 | 129 | 29 | 4 |
1779 | Holy crap, please don’t kill me. | 1.2284 | 0.03943 | 162 | 131 | 25 | 6 |
1780 | Your outfit isn't like the rest of your team either. | 1.2284 | 0.04133 | 162 | 133 | 21 | 8 |
1781 | One fireball please. | 1.2284 | 0.03943 | 162 | 131 | 25 | 6 |
1782 | You'll begin to notice that your game evolves at this level. | 1.2284 | 0.03943 | 162 | 131 | 25 | 6 |
1783 | Don't worry, at our rate of play it'll be the bronze age by the 9th inning. | 1.2284 | 0.03533 | 162 | 127 | 33 | 2 |
1784 | Well, you're taking throwback uniforms to a new level. | 1.2284 | 0.03844 | 162 | 130 | 27 | 5 |
1785 | Sorry, that isn't supposed to leave the clubhouse. | 1.2284 | 0.03844 | 162 | 130 | 27 | 5 |
1786 | This is why I hate the pinch hitter rule! | 1.2284 | 0.03743 | 162 | 129 | 29 | 4 |
1787 | It's a baseball club not club baseball | 1.2284 | 0.04039 | 162 | 132 | 23 | 7 |
1788 | You guys must have a great clubhouse. | 1.2284 | 0.04039 | 162 | 132 | 23 | 7 |
1789 | So, when did you decide to turn Pro-Magnon? | 1.2284 | 0.04039 | 162 | 132 | 23 | 7 |
1790 | You never know who will suit up for the Mets after the trade deadline | 1.2284 | 0.04039 | 162 | 132 | 23 | 7 |
1791 | I don't suppose you are going to bunt. | 1.2284 | 0.03640 | 162 | 128 | 31 | 3 |
1792 | It's good to see you again Mark McGuire. I guess since you had to give up steroids, you moved on to the paleo diet. | 1.2284 | 0.04039 | 162 | 132 | 23 | 7 |
1793 | Is that a regulation club? | 1.2284 | 0.03943 | 162 | 131 | 25 | 6 |
1794 | If you hit this one, you'll make history. | 1.2284 | 0.03533 | 162 | 127 | 33 | 2 |
1795 | When did you get called up from Single A? | 1.2284 | 0.04039 | 162 | 132 | 23 | 7 |
1796 | No, seriously, the pitchers used to bat for themselves. | 1.2284 | 0.03943 | 162 | 131 | 25 | 6 |
1797 | Man, I heard you guys have a deep bench, but not this deep! | 1.2284 | 0.03943 | 162 | 131 | 25 | 6 |
1798 | So, how long were you with the Troglodytes farm team before being called up | 1.2284 | 0.04039 | 162 | 132 | 23 | 7 |
1799 | You wanna go clubbing after this? | 1.2284 | 0.03743 | 162 | 129 | 29 | 4 |
1800 | Hey what was your average last year? | 1.2284 | 0.04039 | 162 | 132 | 23 | 7 |
1801 | I brought my own bat. | 1.2284 | 0.03640 | 162 | 128 | 31 | 3 |
1802 | People say I'm the life of the party. | 1.2284 | 0.03743 | 162 | 129 | 29 | 4 |
1803 | Hey, Ump, is that "Pine Tar" on his bat?" | 1.2284 | 0.03844 | 162 | 130 | 27 | 5 |
1804 | Been waiting a long time, have you? | 1.2284 | 0.04039 | 162 | 132 | 23 | 7 |
1805 | I'm going to need a bigger mask | 1.2284 | 0.04039 | 162 | 132 | 23 | 7 |
1806 | Me corked bat. | 1.2284 | 0.03844 | 162 | 130 | 27 | 5 |
1807 | If you ever want to be a Yankee, you better get rid of that beard. | 1.2284 | 0.04133 | 162 | 133 | 21 | 8 |
1808 | WITH THAT BAT EVEN I COULD HIT 70 HOME RUNS. | 1.2284 | 0.04039 | 162 | 132 | 23 | 7 |
1809 | If you strike out, you can't kill the ump. | 1.2284 | 0.04039 | 162 | 132 | 23 | 7 |
1810 | 'Didn't you used to play for the Red Sox?' | 1.2284 | 0.04039 | 162 | 132 | 23 | 7 |
1811 | How much time did you spend in the minors? | 1.2284 | 0.03943 | 162 | 131 | 25 | 6 |
1812 | Up from the pleistocene league? | 1.2284 | 0.03640 | 162 | 128 | 31 | 3 |
1813 | So great that you could make it for the old-timer's game. | 1.2284 | 0.03743 | 162 | 129 | 29 | 4 |
1814 | Here comes the fast ball. You're welcome. | 1.2284 | 0.04039 | 162 | 132 | 23 | 7 |
1815 | Welcome to the club. | 1.2284 | 0.03844 | 162 | 130 | 27 | 5 |
1816 | Stick to the American League when you hit free agency. The National League doesn't allow the designated crusher. | 1.2284 | 0.03640 | 162 | 128 | 31 | 3 |
1817 | If I hit it out of the state, how many extra runs is that? | 1.2284 | 0.03943 | 162 | 131 | 25 | 6 |
1818 | Please keep your legs crossed if you slide into home. | 1.2284 | 0.03743 | 162 | 129 | 29 | 4 |
1819 | Who the hell autographed that bat? | 1.2284 | 0.04039 | 162 | 132 | 23 | 7 |
1820 | Alright, I'm a gatherer. I was really hoping we had put that behind us. | 1.2284 | 0.04039 | 162 | 132 | 23 | 7 |
1821 | Where do I get gum? | 1.2284 | 0.04039 | 162 | 132 | 23 | 7 |
1822 | Now I know why they say there is no clock in baseball! | 1.2284 | 0.04133 | 162 | 133 | 21 | 8 |
1823 | In his later years, bam bam found minor success as a pitch hitter in the MLB | 1.2284 | 0.03743 | 162 | 129 | 29 | 4 |
1824 | Just up from the Cro-Magnon League? | 1.2284 | 0.03943 | 162 | 131 | 25 | 6 |
1825 | Management made you wear your throwback outfit again, huh. | 1.2284 | 0.03743 | 162 | 129 | 29 | 4 |
1826 | Sorry, you’re out of your league here... | 1.2278 | 0.03799 | 158 | 126 | 28 | 4 |
1827 | I'm not the next batter. I'm the new catching coach. | 1.2278 | 0.04105 | 158 | 129 | 22 | 7 |
1828 | It's a living! | 1.2258 | 0.03834 | 155 | 124 | 27 | 4 |
1829 | You must be the Pleistocene Hammer we’ve heard so much about | 1.2258 | 0.03942 | 155 | 125 | 25 | 5 |
1830 | You earn RBIs, not ribs. | 1.2250 | 0.03960 | 160 | 130 | 24 | 6 |
1831 | I'm a Detroit tiger not a saber tooth tiger. | 1.2250 | 0.03860 | 160 | 129 | 26 | 5 |
1832 | Let's hope he doesn't misinterpret the hit and run sign. | 1.2250 | 0.03757 | 160 | 128 | 28 | 4 |
1833 | You say 'yaba-daba-do' one more time I club you. | 1.2250 | 0.03960 | 160 | 130 | 24 | 6 |
1834 | That bat is illegal! | 1.2250 | 0.04058 | 160 | 131 | 22 | 7 |
1835 | We used to wear those uniforms back in the day. Not so good in this heat. | 1.2250 | 0.03757 | 160 | 128 | 28 | 4 |
1836 | No, man. You hit the ball, you don't eat it. | 1.2250 | 0.03960 | 160 | 130 | 24 | 6 |
1837 | Sorry, pal. The old timers' game was yesterday. | 1.2250 | 0.03860 | 160 | 129 | 26 | 5 |
1838 | The oversized bat isn’t your only problem. | 1.2250 | 0.03860 | 160 | 129 | 26 | 5 |
1839 | How's the wife? | 1.2250 | 0.04154 | 160 | 132 | 20 | 8 |
1840 | Yabba Dabba Strike 2! | 1.2250 | 0.03860 | 160 | 129 | 26 | 5 |
1841 | Bobby's in school but the two year old is home driving Maria crazy. | 1.2250 | 0.03757 | 160 | 128 | 28 | 4 |
1842 | Aren't you guys taking the team's new Geico sponsorship a little too far? | 1.2250 | 0.03860 | 160 | 129 | 26 | 5 |
1843 | I see you're using a Louisville Clobber. | 1.2250 | 0.03860 | 160 | 129 | 26 | 5 |
1844 | You been juicin’ again, Rubble? | 1.2250 | 0.04248 | 160 | 133 | 18 | 9 |
1845 | Evolution is overrated. | 1.2250 | 0.03960 | 160 | 130 | 24 | 6 |
1846 | Did you know they say we’re all at least two percent Neanderthal ? | 1.2250 | 0.03650 | 160 | 127 | 30 | 3 |
1847 | Watch me hit the next one back to the stone age. | 1.2250 | 0.04154 | 160 | 132 | 20 | 8 |
1848 | Going way back for throwback night, huh? | 1.2250 | 0.03541 | 160 | 126 | 32 | 2 |
1849 | I'm fine with the new uniform and no shoes, but the bat has to go. | 1.2250 | 0.04058 | 160 | 131 | 22 | 7 |
1850 | I understand your hitting game has evolved. | 1.2250 | 0.03541 | 160 | 126 | 32 | 2 |
1851 | One last time; not me- the ball! | 1.2250 | 0.03860 | 160 | 129 | 26 | 5 |
1852 | Whatever you do, don't slide into second base. | 1.2250 | 0.03650 | 160 | 127 | 30 | 3 |
1853 | Gosh, this guy's been playing forever! | 1.2250 | 0.03757 | 160 | 128 | 28 | 4 |
1854 | No. Me hit you. Not ball. | 1.2250 | 0.03757 | 160 | 128 | 28 | 4 |
1855 | Watch out for his fast boulder. | 1.2250 | 0.04058 | 160 | 131 | 22 | 7 |
1856 | It's so easy even a caveman can do it. | 1.2250 | 0.04058 | 160 | 131 | 22 | 7 |
1857 | How do we know your club's not corked? | 1.2250 | 0.03860 | 160 | 129 | 26 | 5 |
1858 | So, let me get this straight: you’re here with me and Steve is currently fighting a tyrannosaurus with a baseball bat? | 1.2250 | 0.03757 | 160 | 128 | 28 | 4 |
1859 | Just give me the sign and we won't have any problems. Okay? | 1.2250 | 0.03860 | 160 | 129 | 26 | 5 |
1860 | Originally, baseball was called "club it". | 1.2250 | 0.03960 | 160 | 130 | 24 | 6 |
1861 | First, you hit the round thing like it’s dinner, and then you run like a sabertooth tiger. | 1.2250 | 0.03960 | 160 | 130 | 24 | 6 |
1862 | Ballclub. Literally. | 1.2250 | 0.03860 | 160 | 129 | 26 | 5 |
1863 | Yes, I’ve been in all the games. | 1.2250 | 0.03757 | 160 | 128 | 28 | 4 |
1864 | Do me a favor. Be careful where you toss that thing. | 1.2250 | 0.03860 | 160 | 129 | 26 | 5 |
1865 | This is how it works. The pitcher is going to throw baseballs at your club, trying to hit it. Your job is to swing wildly, making him miss it.” | 1.2250 | 0.03960 | 160 | 130 | 24 | 6 |
1866 | Now,remember,Gnork,keep your eye on the ball,not the head. Ball,not head. | 1.2250 | 0.03757 | 160 | 128 | 28 | 4 |
1867 | No, you're looking for the Paleolithic Era. We're still in the free agency/arbitration era. | 1.2250 | 0.03757 | 160 | 128 | 28 | 4 |
1868 | Nice ball club. | 1.2250 | 0.04154 | 160 | 132 | 20 | 8 |
1869 | You might just need all that equipment if I strike out. | 1.2250 | 0.03960 | 160 | 130 | 24 | 6 |
1870 | Me Grok, hate Red Sox! | 1.2250 | 0.03960 | 160 | 130 | 24 | 6 |
1871 | I thought, "getting knocked back to the Stone Age..." was just an expression. | 1.2250 | 0.03960 | 160 | 130 | 24 | 6 |
1872 | I’ve been waiting years for this | 1.2250 | 0.03757 | 160 | 128 | 28 | 4 |
1873 | You must be the new guy! | 1.2250 | 0.04058 | 160 | 131 | 22 | 7 |
1874 | I presume you don’t have much occasion to slide. | 1.2250 | 0.03650 | 160 | 127 | 30 | 3 |
1875 | Watch out,this pitcher invented fire. | 1.2250 | 0.03757 | 160 | 128 | 28 | 4 |
1876 | You must be the new guy from the BC league. | 1.2250 | 0.03757 | 160 | 128 | 28 | 4 |
1877 | This old thing? Nike of course. | 1.2250 | 0.03650 | 160 | 127 | 30 | 3 |
1878 | This could be your comeback season! | 1.2250 | 0.03757 | 160 | 128 | 28 | 4 |
1879 | Name is Chuck. Just got called up from the La Brea Sabre Tooth’s AAA. | 1.2250 | 0.03960 | 160 | 130 | 24 | 6 |
1880 | This is a ball park, not Jurassic Park | 1.2250 | 0.03860 | 160 | 129 | 26 | 5 |
1881 | Just watch the backswing. huh, Roc? | 1.2250 | 0.03757 | 160 | 128 | 28 | 4 |
1882 | Nice try, Pete. | 1.2250 | 0.04058 | 160 | 131 | 22 | 7 |
1883 | You spend a very long time in the minors? | 1.2250 | 0.03650 | 160 | 127 | 30 | 3 |
1884 | When's the last time you made the playoffs? | 1.2250 | 0.03860 | 160 | 129 | 26 | 5 |
1885 | Finally, a plan to capture millennials! | 1.2250 | 0.03650 | 160 | 127 | 30 | 3 |
1886 | what would happen if I hit you out of the park? | 1.2250 | 0.04154 | 160 | 132 | 20 | 8 |
1887 | Speak softly, I get it. Speak at all? | 1.2250 | 0.03960 | 160 | 130 | 24 | 6 |
1888 | Ha, you'll be out if I strike you once! | 1.2250 | 0.03960 | 160 | 130 | 24 | 6 |
1889 | I'm the designated caveman. Want to make something of it? | 1.2250 | 0.04058 | 160 | 131 | 22 | 7 |
1890 | How many Old-Timers' Day games is this for you | 1.2250 | 0.03650 | 160 | 127 | 30 | 3 |
1891 | Knuckleballer, not knuckle-dragger! | 1.2250 | 0.03860 | 160 | 129 | 26 | 5 |
1892 | Are we here to play ball, or you gonna take a poo?! | 1.2250 | 0.03650 | 160 | 127 | 30 | 3 |
1893 | We call them dugouts. But hey, if you say cave I'm fine with that!" | 1.2250 | 0.03650 | 160 | 127 | 30 | 3 |
1894 | These throwback uniforms are getting old. | 1.2250 | 0.03757 | 160 | 128 | 28 | 4 |
1895 | You don't need a bat that big; you're facing the Mets bullpen. | 1.2250 | 0.04058 | 160 | 131 | 22 | 7 |
1896 | I hate ‘throwback’ jersey night too. | 1.2250 | 0.04058 | 160 | 131 | 22 | 7 |
1897 | You really have gone all-in on the Paleo diet. | 1.2250 | 0.03860 | 160 | 129 | 26 | 5 |
1898 | So what if you hit it out of Jurassic Park. | 1.2250 | 0.03960 | 160 | 130 | 24 | 6 |
1899 | The game has evolved since you last played. | 1.2250 | 0.03860 | 160 | 129 | 26 | 5 |
1900 | You guys are taking this throwback uniform day too far. | 1.2250 | 0.04058 | 160 | 131 | 22 | 7 |
1901 | I thought these rule changes set the game back a few years, but this is ridiculous. | 1.2250 | 0.03650 | 160 | 127 | 30 | 3 |
1902 | You can save me how much? | 1.2250 | 0.03960 | 160 | 130 | 24 | 6 |
1903 | Bitching throwback jersey. | 1.2250 | 0.03960 | 160 | 130 | 24 | 6 |
1904 | I must say it's refreshing to see a guy come up to hit with no batting gloves and arm padding. | 1.2250 | 0.03960 | 160 | 130 | 24 | 6 |
1905 | Well I don't like your ball club either! | 1.2250 | 0.03860 | 160 | 129 | 26 | 5 |
1906 | What? So easy a caveman can do it. | 1.2250 | 0.03860 | 160 | 129 | 26 | 5 |
1907 | You did ask me to tell you when you're being inappropriate. | 1.2250 | 0.03860 | 160 | 129 | 26 | 5 |
1908 | My bat and appearance may be off-putting, but can’t you fix the position of the plate, move back of my swing path and explain how you keep your balance like that? | 1.2250 | 0.03860 | 160 | 129 | 26 | 5 |
1909 | I'm thinking, "intentional walk". | 1.2250 | 0.03860 | 160 | 129 | 26 | 5 |
1910 | You really are from the bush leagues. | 1.2250 | 0.03860 | 160 | 129 | 26 | 5 |
1911 | This is going to be a little faster than what you're used to! | 1.2250 | 0.04058 | 160 | 131 | 22 | 7 |
1912 | It's the Cubs, not Clubs! | 1.2250 | 0.03860 | 160 | 129 | 26 | 5 |
1913 | What do you mean Abner Doubleday didn't invent baseball? | 1.2250 | 0.03757 | 160 | 128 | 28 | 4 |
1914 | The bat I get, but that dress'll be hell to slide in. | 1.2250 | 0.03650 | 160 | 127 | 30 | 3 |
1915 | What do you mean mammoths were still alive when this game started? | 1.2250 | 0.03650 | 160 | 127 | 30 | 3 |
1916 | Just don't throw your bat. | 1.2250 | 0.03960 | 160 | 130 | 24 | 6 |
1917 | So it's okay to hit one out the park. | 1.2250 | 0.03541 | 160 | 126 | 32 | 2 |
1918 | Remember, I only catch the ball. The pitcher is the one to take out your frustrations on. | 1.2250 | 0.03757 | 160 | 128 | 28 | 4 |
1919 | Now that’s what I call a throwback jersey! | 1.2250 | 0.03650 | 160 | 127 | 30 | 3 |
1920 | Uck throw ball, you hit ball... got it? Play Ball! | 1.2250 | 0.03860 | 160 | 129 | 26 | 5 |
1921 | So, you made it to the big club. | 1.2250 | 0.03860 | 160 | 129 | 26 | 5 |
1922 | Well, actually we did stop using boulders a while ago, not so much because of the casualty count as what a nightmare they were to autograph! | 1.2250 | 0.04154 | 160 | 132 | 20 | 8 |
1923 | You again?? It's Fenway, not Jurassic!! | 1.2250 | 0.03757 | 160 | 128 | 28 | 4 |
1924 | I think that might be an illegal bat. | 1.2250 | 0.03860 | 160 | 129 | 26 | 5 |
1925 | I like to walk softly and carry a big stick! | 1.2250 | 0.03650 | 160 | 127 | 30 | 3 |
1926 | Your team's throwback uniforms are a bit overboard. | 1.2250 | 0.03428 | 160 | 125 | 34 | 1 |
1927 | Are you wearing the Philly Phanatic's fur? | 1.2250 | 0.04058 | 160 | 131 | 22 | 7 |
1928 | Saber-tooth-tiger-metrics has really changed the game. | 1.2250 | 0.03860 | 160 | 129 | 26 | 5 |
1929 | You want to throw me a curve ball? Think again | 1.2250 | 0.04058 | 160 | 131 | 22 | 7 |
1930 | You've got no balls, man. | 1.2250 | 0.03860 | 160 | 129 | 26 | 5 |
1931 | Don't worry, you got this. You're a natural. | 1.2250 | 0.03960 | 160 | 130 | 24 | 6 |
1932 | We're gonna need bigger balls! | 1.2229 | 0.03791 | 157 | 126 | 27 | 4 |
1933 | Archaeologists found him in a dugout. | 1.2229 | 0.04101 | 157 | 129 | 21 | 7 |
1934 | There’s no clubbing in baseball. | 1.2229 | 0.03682 | 157 | 125 | 29 | 3 |
1935 | It’s ‘America’s Pasttime’—have you heard of America? | 1.2229 | 0.04001 | 157 | 128 | 23 | 6 |
1936 | Do you have my rock? | 1.2229 | 0.04101 | 157 | 129 | 21 | 7 |
1937 | Are you sure that's no more than 2 3/4 inches in diameter? | 1.2229 | 0.03897 | 157 | 127 | 25 | 5 |
1938 | Just picture the face of your worst enemy. Or a woolly mammoth. | 1.2229 | 0.03897 | 157 | 127 | 25 | 5 |
1939 | Two men on, top of the Paleolithic. | 1.2229 | 0.03682 | 157 | 125 | 29 | 3 |
1940 | We didn't use protection in my day. | 1.2229 | 0.03682 | 157 | 125 | 29 | 3 |
1941 | So, what's next? | 1.2229 | 0.03897 | 157 | 127 | 25 | 5 |
1942 | Extinction is not that bad, really. You get used to it after a while. | 1.2229 | 0.04200 | 157 | 130 | 19 | 8 |
1943 | I hope they don’t throw me out for having the pine tar too high... | 1.2229 | 0.03453 | 157 | 123 | 33 | 1 |
1944 | Okay guys, I know he struck out last at bat but remember--he's evolved a lot since then. | 1.2229 | 0.04101 | 157 | 129 | 21 | 7 |
1945 | I can see you are giving me the finger! | 1.2229 | 0.03791 | 157 | 126 | 27 | 4 |
1946 | Been in the minors long...? | 1.2229 | 0.04101 | 157 | 129 | 21 | 7 |
1947 | I read about your trade in a cave in France | 1.2229 | 0.03569 | 157 | 124 | 31 | 2 |
1948 | Who did you have for breakfast? | 1.2229 | 0.03897 | 157 | 127 | 25 | 5 |
1949 | What’s with the beard? | 1.2229 | 0.04001 | 157 | 128 | 23 | 6 |
1950 | The spin of the ball creates a partial vacuum on one side so... | 1.2229 | 0.03897 | 157 | 127 | 25 | 5 |
1951 | Hello, plate.” | 1.2229 | 0.03897 | 157 | 127 | 25 | 5 |
1952 | Just what farm team did you say you played for? | 1.2229 | 0.03453 | 157 | 123 | 33 | 1 |
1953 | Just up from the minors? | 1.2229 | 0.03897 | 157 | 127 | 25 | 5 |
1954 | It will be about 1 million years until you get out of your slump. | 1.2229 | 0.03682 | 157 | 125 | 29 | 3 |
1955 | Weren't you in that Geico commercial? | 1.2229 | 0.04001 | 157 | 128 | 23 | 6 |
1956 | You’ve come a long way, dude, considering eighteen months ago you were part of a glacier. | 1.2229 | 0.03791 | 157 | 126 | 27 | 4 |
1957 | No hunter-gathering until the seventh-inning stretch. | 1.2229 | 0.04001 | 157 | 128 | 23 | 6 |
1958 | I am not going to block your slide this time. | 1.2229 | 0.03897 | 157 | 127 | 25 | 5 |
1959 | Wow..did you know Babe Ruth? | 1.2229 | 0.03682 | 157 | 125 | 29 | 3 |
1960 | How's the backswing on that thing? | 1.2229 | 0.03682 | 157 | 125 | 29 | 3 |
1961 | The only reason that bat is legal is because you contributed DNA to 6% of the ump's genome. | 1.2229 | 0.03791 | 157 | 126 | 27 | 4 |
1962 | You people crazy, why hit little object already dead and call it "big game." | 1.2229 | 0.03791 | 157 | 126 | 27 | 4 |
1963 | Although his on-base percentage was terrible, Moog usually ended up hitting 'something' during his at bats. | 1.2229 | 0.03897 | 157 | 127 | 25 | 5 |
1964 | It looks out of date. | 1.2229 | 0.03569 | 157 | 124 | 31 | 2 |
1965 | Old Timers Day again. | 1.2229 | 0.04001 | 157 | 128 | 23 | 6 |
1966 | What! We're getting sponsored by a paleo snack company this season. | 1.2229 | 0.04101 | 157 | 129 | 21 | 7 |
1967 | I heard it takes 4 million years to get to first base. | 1.2229 | 0.04001 | 157 | 128 | 23 | 6 |
1968 | Between knees and letters -- what are they? | 1.2229 | 0.03453 | 157 | 123 | 33 | 1 |
1969 | How many innings is this going to take? | 1.2229 | 0.03453 | 157 | 123 | 33 | 1 |
1970 | I was just recalled from the Mesozoic | 1.2229 | 0.03791 | 157 | 126 | 27 | 4 |
1971 | It's Babe Ruthless. What's it to you? | 1.2229 | 0.04001 | 157 | 128 | 23 | 6 |
1972 | And you’re telling me that’s not corked? | 1.2229 | 0.04200 | 157 | 130 | 19 | 8 |
1973 | Three more rocks and you walk to first base. | 1.2229 | 0.03453 | 157 | 123 | 33 | 1 |
1974 | I'm pinch-hitting for the rest of the team. | 1.2229 | 0.03682 | 157 | 125 | 29 | 3 |
1975 | no, it's Iowa... | 1.2229 | 0.04101 | 157 | 129 | 21 | 7 |
1976 | Coach wanted us to get back to basics... | 1.2229 | 0.03791 | 157 | 126 | 27 | 4 |
1977 | Wow! I thought "Neanderthals" was just the team name! | 1.2229 | 0.03897 | 157 | 127 | 25 | 5 |
1978 | I'll tell you what I'm staring at....your'e not wearing a helmet | 1.2229 | 0.03569 | 157 | 124 | 31 | 2 |
1979 | Wow, this really is Old Timers Day. | 1.2229 | 0.03897 | 157 | 127 | 25 | 5 |
1980 | I hate these Old-Timers' games. | 1.2229 | 0.03791 | 157 | 126 | 27 | 4 |
1981 | Sorry you lost that Geico endorsement deal, but I hear Papa John's is looking for a new spokesman. | 1.2229 | 0.03682 | 157 | 125 | 29 | 3 |
1982 | They say you're a mammoth striker... | 1.2229 | 0.03791 | 157 | 126 | 27 | 4 |
1983 | You didn’t hear? It’s throwback jersey night. | 1.2229 | 0.04001 | 157 | 128 | 23 | 6 |
1984 | Choke up and look for an inside slider. | 1.2229 | 0.03897 | 157 | 127 | 25 | 5 |
1985 | I don't think I can catch a rock going a hundred miles an hour... | 1.2229 | 0.03897 | 157 | 127 | 25 | 5 |
1986 | Haven't I seen you in the clubhouse? | 1.2229 | 0.03897 | 157 | 127 | 25 | 5 |
1987 | Red Sox - ya finally got uniforms to match the beards. | 1.2229 | 0.03569 | 157 | 124 | 31 | 2 |
1988 | We thought "everyone does playoff beards"... | 1.2229 | 0.04001 | 157 | 128 | 23 | 6 |
1989 | When I was growing up there was no such thing as 'sexual assault'. | 1.2229 | 0.03897 | 157 | 127 | 25 | 5 |
1990 | Heck of a streak you're on. You haven't changed uniforms in how long? | 1.2229 | 0.03569 | 157 | 124 | 31 | 2 |
1991 | Just you wait - our bullpen has a knuckle-baller you CAN'T hit. | 1.2229 | 0.03682 | 157 | 125 | 29 | 3 |
1992 | One rock, two strikes" | 1.2229 | 0.03897 | 157 | 127 | 25 | 5 |
1993 | And now, for the inaugural ‘First Hit:’ the 45th President of the United States! | 1.2229 | 0.04001 | 157 | 128 | 23 | 6 |
1994 | Yabba Dabba Doo! | 1.2229 | 0.03897 | 157 | 127 | 25 | 5 |
1995 | Not me, the round thing. | 1.2229 | 0.04001 | 157 | 128 | 23 | 6 |
1996 | You were NOT supposed to eat it! | 1.2229 | 0.03791 | 157 | 126 | 27 | 4 |
1997 | Sorry Grork, that's not what we meant by club sport. | 1.2229 | 0.03682 | 157 | 125 | 29 | 3 |
1998 | You're off to a rocky start, Bam-Bam. | 1.2229 | 0.03897 | 157 | 127 | 25 | 5 |
1999 | I guess things have loosened up now that George is gone. | 1.2229 | 0.04200 | 157 | 130 | 19 | 8 |
2000 | If I Strike Out, You're Next. | 1.2229 | 0.03682 | 157 | 125 | 29 | 3 |
2001 | They just called me up from the Prehistoric League. | 1.2229 | 0.04001 | 157 | 128 | 23 | 6 |
2002 | Sorry. You need a bat not a leg bone! | 1.2229 | 0.04001 | 157 | 128 | 23 | 6 |
2003 | You couldn't hit the broad side of a brontosaurus with that thing | 1.2229 | 0.03682 | 157 | 125 | 29 | 3 |
2004 | I think you overdid it on the Paleo diet. | 1.2229 | 0.03791 | 157 | 126 | 27 | 4 |
2005 | That's the slowest trip around the bases I've ever seen. | 1.2229 | 0.04001 | 157 | 128 | 23 | 6 |
2006 | Where are the women? | 1.2229 | 0.04001 | 157 | 128 | 23 | 6 |
2007 | I hate throwback uniform night. | 1.2229 | 0.03897 | 157 | 127 | 25 | 5 |
2008 | Shouldn't you be in the clubhouse? | 1.2229 | 0.04001 | 157 | 128 | 23 | 6 |
2009 | Yup, it's still three strikes and you're out. | 1.2229 | 0.04200 | 157 | 130 | 19 | 8 |
2010 | Now THAT’S a “Throwback Jersey.” | 1.2229 | 0.03897 | 157 | 127 | 25 | 5 |
2011 | Enough with the “Flintstones” wisecracks. You are really dating yourself. | 1.2229 | 0.03791 | 157 | 126 | 27 | 4 |
2012 | You’ve heard of the Louisville Slugger, well this is the Bedrock Slugger. | 1.2229 | 0.04001 | 157 | 128 | 23 | 6 |
2013 | I heard you bought a new place with a helluva man cave. | 1.2229 | 0.03791 | 157 | 126 | 27 | 4 |
2014 | Uh, this time try to remember "Ogg hit ball, not Catcher!" | 1.2229 | 0.03791 | 157 | 126 | 27 | 4 |
2015 | Helluva 'Throwback Night,' don't you think | 1.2229 | 0.04001 | 157 | 128 | 23 | 6 |
2016 | Let's try an evolutionary curve... | 1.2229 | 0.03897 | 157 | 127 | 25 | 5 |
2017 | You're supposed to hit the ball, Neanderthal! | 1.2229 | 0.04001 | 157 | 128 | 23 | 6 |
2018 | Ya know, that beard is why the Yankees will never trade for you, even if your OBP is .419 during the last three seasons. | 1.2229 | 0.03897 | 157 | 127 | 25 | 5 |
2019 | It really took ages for you to finally make it to the world series | 1.2229 | 0.03569 | 157 | 124 | 31 | 2 |
2020 | Do you know Barney Rubble? | 1.2229 | 0.04101 | 157 | 129 | 21 | 7 |
2021 | Personally, I think the league is going a little overboard with the retro uniforms. | 1.2208 | 0.03936 | 154 | 125 | 24 | 5 |
2022 | High and inside? Not a chance! | 1.2208 | 0.03936 | 154 | 125 | 24 | 5 |
2023 | I asksed for a plate at the buffet and I can't figure out why they sent me out here. | 1.2208 | 0.03826 | 154 | 124 | 26 | 4 |
2024 | No batting gloves--you're old school. | 1.2208 | 0.03826 | 154 | 124 | 26 | 4 |
2025 | And I thought Clemens was old... | 1.2208 | 0.03936 | 154 | 125 | 24 | 5 |
2026 | You're the Mascot and the Center Fielder? | 1.2208 | 0.03826 | 154 | 124 | 26 | 4 |
2027 | Yeah, you're changing the game, but you're not helping it evolve! | 1.2208 | 0.03826 | 154 | 124 | 26 | 4 |
2028 | I think you've taken that paleo thing too far. | 1.2208 | 0.04346 | 154 | 129 | 16 | 9 |
2029 | What, No Helmet? | 1.2208 | 0.03936 | 154 | 125 | 24 | 5 |
2030 | I think you took the Paleo Diet to the extreme! | 1.2208 | 0.03936 | 154 | 125 | 24 | 5 |
2031 | That bat better not be corked. | 1.2208 | 0.03714 | 154 | 123 | 28 | 3 |
2032 | I know it's "Old Timer's Day", but how old? | 1.2208 | 0.03714 | 154 | 123 | 28 | 3 |
2033 | Yeah, they just brought me up. | 1.2208 | 0.03826 | 154 | 124 | 26 | 4 |
2034 | So how’s the wife and kids ? | 1.2208 | 0.03936 | 154 | 125 | 24 | 5 |
2035 | I've heard of "waiting on a fastball," but this is ridiculous." | 1.2208 | 0.03597 | 154 | 122 | 30 | 2 |
2036 | Wow. I thought my ten years to make it to the ‘’Bigs” was an eternity. | 1.2208 | 0.03714 | 154 | 123 | 28 | 3 |
2037 | Back ‘em up, fellas. This guy’s got a Louisville Clubber. | 1.2208 | 0.04146 | 154 | 127 | 20 | 7 |
2038 | Don’t you think you’re taking this Paleo diet a little far Joe? | 1.2208 | 0.03936 | 154 | 125 | 24 | 5 |
2039 | Finally!! I’ve been in the dugout a long, long time. | 1.2208 | 0.04042 | 154 | 126 | 22 | 6 |
2040 | Yup, we still call it home. | 1.2208 | 0.04146 | 154 | 127 | 20 | 7 |
2041 | You can't use that! I don't care what the original regulations were! | 1.2208 | 0.04146 | 154 | 127 | 20 | 7 |
2042 | Neanderville Slugger | 1.2208 | 0.04442 | 154 | 130 | 14 | 10 |
2043 | We've got just the pitcher for you... his ERA is 150,000 BC. | 1.2208 | 0.04247 | 154 | 128 | 18 | 8 |
2044 | You guys really take that "pastime" business seriously, huh? | 1.2208 | 0.03826 | 154 | 124 | 26 | 4 |
2045 | I heard they dug up your old tweets about woolly mammoths being dumb. | 1.2208 | 0.03936 | 154 | 125 | 24 | 5 |
2046 | The pre-steroid era!! | 1.2208 | 0.04146 | 154 | 127 | 20 | 7 |
2047 | The guys throwing a baseball fella, not a boulder. | 1.2208 | 0.03826 | 154 | 124 | 26 | 4 |
2048 | You know what the 'ball' is, right? That's the only thing you're allowed to hit. | 1.2208 | 0.04146 | 154 | 127 | 20 | 7 |
2049 | Just to make sure we're on the same page, you hit the ball, NOT the guy catching the ball. | 1.2200 | 0.03768 | 150 | 120 | 27 | 3 |
2050 | I'm giving the sign for a High Ball. It isn't a pitch. I need one every time you come to bat. | 1.2200 | 0.03999 | 150 | 122 | 23 | 5 |
2051 | When the ball crosses the plate, you swing and hit it. | 1.2200 | 0.03394 | 150 | 117 | 33 | 0 |
2052 | Another asterisk for the record books. | 1.2194 | 0.03692 | 155 | 124 | 28 | 3 |
2053 | You do know how this works, right? | 1.2194 | 0.03913 | 155 | 126 | 24 | 5 |
2054 | Long stint in the minors? | 1.2194 | 0.03804 | 155 | 125 | 26 | 4 |
2055 | George, c’mon man...I can see the pine tar on your jersey. | 1.2194 | 0.03913 | 155 | 126 | 24 | 5 |
2056 | In this case, batter is a noun not a verb. | 1.2194 | 0.03804 | 155 | 125 | 26 | 4 |
2057 | Everyone's about those retro uniforms, hey? | 1.2194 | 0.03692 | 155 | 124 | 28 | 3 |
2058 | Our manager only allows the beard. | 1.2194 | 0.03804 | 155 | 125 | 26 | 4 |
2059 | We're not gonna have another La Brea tar incident, are we? | 1.2194 | 0.04320 | 155 | 130 | 16 | 9 |
2060 | They said they were bring you over from another club... | 1.2194 | 0.03913 | 155 | 126 | 24 | 5 |
2061 | When I said 'go back to the way it was' I meant get rid of Replay Review | 1.2194 | 0.03913 | 155 | 126 | 24 | 5 |
2062 | When I heard that your team was switching to new uniforms, this is the last thing I would have expected. | 1.2194 | 0.03804 | 155 | 125 | 26 | 4 |
2063 | And now, pinching hitting for Og, . . | 1.2194 | 0.03692 | 155 | 124 | 28 | 3 |
2064 | It's past your pastime. | 1.2179 | 0.03557 | 156 | 124 | 30 | 2 |
2065 | Yo Fred....Your bat smells like the La Brea Tar Pit. | 1.2179 | 0.03890 | 156 | 127 | 24 | 5 |
2066 | Batting cleanup for the Washington Neanderthals and using his own club is Justice Goneawr | 1.2179 | 0.03890 | 156 | 127 | 24 | 5 |
2067 | I thought throwback uniform night was tomorrow?! | 1.2179 | 0.03671 | 156 | 125 | 28 | 3 |
2068 | It's a beautiful night for baseball here at Jurrasic Park. | 1.2179 | 0.03890 | 156 | 127 | 24 | 5 |
2069 | You must be that old school player we’ve heard about. | 1.2179 | 0.03782 | 156 | 126 | 26 | 4 |
2070 | So I guess you bat alt-righty. | 1.2179 | 0.03671 | 156 | 125 | 28 | 3 |
2071 | Yeah, I knew beards were in, but that's taking things too far. | 1.2179 | 0.03890 | 156 | 127 | 24 | 5 |
2072 | that better not be a cork bat | 1.2179 | 0.03671 | 156 | 125 | 28 | 3 |
2073 | Fear the beard. | 1.2179 | 0.03890 | 156 | 127 | 24 | 5 |
2074 | Stone clubs are not regulation | 1.2179 | 0.03890 | 156 | 127 | 24 | 5 |
2075 | Designated by who, Barney Rubble? | 1.2179 | 0.03995 | 156 | 128 | 22 | 6 |
2076 | They need to quit it with all these throwback jerseys. | 1.2171 | 0.04166 | 152 | 126 | 19 | 7 |
2077 | The balls a little hairy so it works to your benefit | 1.2171 | 0.03605 | 152 | 121 | 29 | 2 |
2078 | Just picture the face of a saber-toothed tiger on the ball. | 1.2171 | 0.03724 | 152 | 122 | 27 | 3 |
2079 | Some say the game is evolving. But I think it’s the same as it ever was. | 1.2171 | 0.03951 | 152 | 124 | 23 | 5 |
2080 | So, how’s your wife and my kids? | 1.2171 | 0.03840 | 152 | 123 | 25 | 4 |
2081 | The "Save Rule" has been changed again. Other than that, it's the same game. | 1.2171 | 0.03840 | 152 | 123 | 25 | 4 |
2082 | How do you swing a bat? It’s so easy even a caveman can do it. | 1.2171 | 0.03840 | 152 | 123 | 25 | 4 |
2083 | Time flies | 1.2171 | 0.04269 | 152 | 127 | 17 | 8 |
2084 | You! Put slider back on plate. | 1.2171 | 0.04060 | 152 | 125 | 21 | 6 |
2085 | It's only an Old Timers Game. Just do your best. | 1.2171 | 0.03724 | 152 | 122 | 27 | 3 |
2086 | Nice oar. Also, this isn't Wack-a-Mole, gramps. | 1.2171 | 0.03840 | 152 | 123 | 25 | 4 |
2087 | Home Run Hitter | 1.2171 | 0.03605 | 152 | 121 | 29 | 2 |
2088 | You must be part of the evolving rotation. | 1.2171 | 0.03605 | 152 | 121 | 29 | 2 |
2089 | After you hit don't throw the bat. Just drop it and run. | 1.2171 | 0.03951 | 152 | 124 | 23 | 5 |
2090 | Of course I've heard of Shoeless Joe Jackson. | 1.2171 | 0.04060 | 152 | 125 | 21 | 6 |
2091 | Hey, clubber clubber, hey clubber! | 1.2171 | 0.03951 | 152 | 124 | 23 | 5 |
2092 | I've got no beef with you identifying as paleo, but you've still got to use a standard issue bat. | 1.2171 | 0.03724 | 152 | 122 | 27 | 3 |
2093 | I know it is you guys’ retro week, but I thought the Louisville Clubber was illegal. | 1.2171 | 0.03951 | 152 | 124 | 23 | 5 |
2094 | What! He is going to try to throw the stone past me and not at me. | 1.2171 | 0.03724 | 152 | 122 | 27 | 3 |
2095 | Ya'll have the best uniforms. | 1.2171 | 0.03951 | 152 | 124 | 23 | 5 |
2096 | Laugh, but you don't know my stats in the Neander Valley League. | 1.2171 | 0.03724 | 152 | 122 | 27 | 3 |
2097 | No, the GEICO thing didn't pan out, but I'm batting .785 so far this year and hit a homer to Uzbekistan last week. | 1.2171 | 0.03840 | 152 | 123 | 25 | 4 |
2098 | So you are the phenom they call Troglodyte. | 1.2171 | 0.03605 | 152 | 121 | 29 | 2 |
2099 | You're not playing for a club team anymore. | 1.2171 | 0.03840 | 152 | 123 | 25 | 4 |
2100 | Didn't you used to play with the Tigers? | 1.2171 | 0.04166 | 152 | 126 | 19 | 7 |
2101 | What do you mean, I need to where a batting helmet? | 1.2171 | 0.04269 | 152 | 127 | 17 | 8 |
2102 | Rule #1: You hit the ball, not me! | 1.2171 | 0.03840 | 152 | 123 | 25 | 4 |
2103 | I wish you mascots would learn your place! | 1.2171 | 0.03724 | 152 | 122 | 27 | 3 |
2104 | Watch out. This pitcher throws a mammoth fast ball. | 1.2171 | 0.04269 | 152 | 127 | 17 | 8 |
2105 | I'm just not sure it's regulation - any of it. | 1.2171 | 0.03951 | 152 | 124 | 23 | 5 |
2106 | Three squares, two big sticks. Full count. | 1.2171 | 0.03482 | 152 | 120 | 31 | 1 |
2107 | I thought by "paleo" you just meant eating more protein, Gary. | 1.2171 | 0.03951 | 152 | 124 | 23 | 5 |
2108 | Remember, you're only supposed to hit the ball. | 1.2171 | 0.04060 | 152 | 125 | 21 | 6 |
2109 | It's called "the shift".... | 1.2171 | 0.03951 | 152 | 124 | 23 | 5 |
2110 | Bob, I think you may be taking the Paleo thing a bit too far. | 1.2171 | 0.04166 | 152 | 126 | 19 | 7 |
2111 | Just pretend it's prey when it comes at you. | 1.2171 | 0.03951 | 152 | 124 | 23 | 5 |
2112 | You Org, Me Ump | 1.2171 | 0.03951 | 152 | 124 | 23 | 5 |
2113 | I find Old-Timers' Games cheesy. | 1.2171 | 0.03840 | 152 | 123 | 25 | 4 |
2114 | And who are you supposed to be, Shoeless Joe Jackson? | 1.2171 | 0.03605 | 152 | 121 | 29 | 2 |
2115 | Why can't you just accept that the designated hitter is here to stay? | 1.2171 | 0.03951 | 152 | 124 | 23 | 5 |
2116 | Aren't you taking this paleo thing a bit too seriously? | 1.2171 | 0.03840 | 152 | 123 | 25 | 4 |
2117 | I'm a bearded woman. Yes, I'm wearing a dress, AND I carry a big stick. Any other questions ump? | 1.2171 | 0.03840 | 152 | 123 | 25 | 4 |
2118 | What do you think I'm overcompensating for? | 1.2171 | 0.03840 | 152 | 123 | 25 | 4 |
2119 | When did they trade you from the Tigers to the Mammoths” | 1.2166 | 0.03537 | 157 | 125 | 30 | 2 |
2120 | I thought you retired... | 1.2166 | 0.03972 | 157 | 129 | 22 | 6 |
2121 | Charlestown Cavemen.....good name. | 1.2166 | 0.04073 | 157 | 130 | 20 | 7 |
2122 | Hey, No Shirt No Shoes No Swings | 1.2162 | 0.03780 | 148 | 119 | 26 | 3 |
2123 | Just a heads up, Dave, your manager missed the point of throwback uniform day. | 1.2162 | 0.03780 | 148 | 119 | 26 | 3 |
2124 | You know, Slugger is just a nickname? | 1.2162 | 0.04128 | 148 | 122 | 20 | 6 |
2125 | So you're trying to hit the ball, right? | 1.2162 | 0.03528 | 148 | 117 | 30 | 1 |
2126 | I want to warn you, this pitchers a headhunter and I mean that literally | 1.2148 | 0.03991 | 149 | 122 | 22 | 5 |
2127 | Hey buddy... I bet ya mother was a big hairy ape | 1.2148 | 0.03876 | 149 | 121 | 24 | 4 |
2128 | In the Cave Leagues, catchers need a lot more equipment. | 1.2148 | 0.03876 | 149 | 121 | 24 | 4 |
2129 | Three rocks and you’re out. | 1.2148 | 0.03876 | 149 | 121 | 24 | 4 |
2130 | Is Barney on deck? | 1.2148 | 0.03876 | 149 | 121 | 24 | 4 |
2131 | I’m transitioning. | 1.2148 | 0.04103 | 149 | 123 | 20 | 6 |
2132 | Let me guess. You just came up from the Mets' farm team in Bedrock? | 1.2148 | 0.04103 | 149 | 123 | 20 | 6 |
2133 | Ya, I’ve been with this club for a long time. | 1.2148 | 0.04103 | 149 | 123 | 20 | 6 |
2134 | Crushing the ball" means hitting it out of the park, not "beating it into the ground. | 1.2148 | 0.04212 | 149 | 124 | 18 | 7 |
2135 | It’s take me out to the ball game. Not take me out at the ball game. | 1.2148 | 0.03876 | 149 | 121 | 24 | 4 |
2136 | Jeez - just how long was that 7th inning stretch, anyway? | 1.2148 | 0.04103 | 149 | 123 | 20 | 6 |
2137 | I don’t care if your diet is paleo. Your uniform still isn’t regulation. | 1.2148 | 0.03876 | 149 | 121 | 24 | 4 |
2138 | You have too much pine tar on your club. | 1.2148 | 0.03991 | 149 | 122 | 22 | 5 |
2139 | Please try to hit the ball, not me. | 1.2148 | 0.03991 | 149 | 122 | 22 | 5 |
2140 | You're in trouble for two reasons. One, this pitcher throws heat. Two, you don't know what that means. | 1.2148 | 0.04319 | 149 | 125 | 16 | 8 |
2141 | I'll take it from here. | 1.2148 | 0.03876 | 149 | 121 | 24 | 4 |
2142 | The old-timers’ game isn’t until next week. | 1.2148 | 0.03757 | 149 | 120 | 26 | 3 |
2143 | As long as I keep hitting, the outfit is OK with management. | 1.2148 | 0.03634 | 149 | 119 | 28 | 2 |
2144 | Let me guess,its Fred! | 1.2148 | 0.03876 | 149 | 121 | 24 | 4 |
2145 | Just how long have you been on the Paleo diet? | 1.2148 | 0.03757 | 149 | 120 | 26 | 3 |
2146 | No, you are not seeing things; I will be hitting the next pitch into the Stone Age. | 1.2148 | 0.03634 | 149 | 119 | 28 | 2 |
2147 | Dude! We won! You can shave the beard now. | 1.2148 | 0.03991 | 149 | 122 | 22 | 5 |
2148 | I saw Herman Munster do this once. | 1.2148 | 0.03991 | 149 | 122 | 22 | 5 |
2149 | First hire an agent, then discover fire. | 1.2148 | 0.03991 | 149 | 122 | 22 | 5 |
2150 | It's called "the dugout" - not "your cave." | 1.2148 | 0.03876 | 149 | 121 | 24 | 4 |
2151 | I hope that you have a high launch angle. | 1.2148 | 0.03876 | 149 | 121 | 24 | 4 |
2152 | Good thing they haven’t discovered asterisks yet | 1.2148 | 0.03757 | 149 | 120 | 26 | 3 |
2153 | When did the Mets get new uniforms? | 1.2148 | 0.03991 | 149 | 122 | 22 | 5 |
2154 | Homer off Lefty’s curveball? So easy, even a caveman can do it, right?! | 1.2148 | 0.04103 | 149 | 123 | 20 | 6 |
2155 | Just got called up from Bedrock, eh? | 1.2148 | 0.03757 | 149 | 120 | 26 | 3 |
2156 | Just got called up from the paleos? | 1.2148 | 0.03757 | 149 | 120 | 26 | 3 |
2157 | From the way he smells, I can tell he's going to hit a foul ball. | 1.2148 | 0.03991 | 149 | 122 | 22 | 5 |
2158 | And it only took you 60,000 years to get your call-up. | 1.2148 | 0.03876 | 149 | 121 | 24 | 4 |
2159 | I gather your manager is strong on fundamentals. | 1.2148 | 0.03876 | 149 | 121 | 24 | 4 |
2160 | What's it like being called up from retirement after so many years? | 1.2148 | 0.03991 | 149 | 122 | 22 | 5 |
2161 | Next up, Homo Erectus! Looks like he is bringing the heat tonight folks. | 1.2148 | 0.04212 | 149 | 124 | 18 | 7 |
2162 | What a surprise! I never dreamed they'd call you up. | 1.2148 | 0.04103 | 149 | 123 | 20 | 6 |
2163 | Is that a "Simian Slugger"? | 1.2148 | 0.04103 | 149 | 123 | 20 | 6 |
2164 | Throwing it way back tonight, huh Terry? | 1.2148 | 0.03876 | 149 | 121 | 24 | 4 |
2165 | The mastodon bone is illegal but your beard is cool, step in pal. | 1.2148 | 0.03991 | 149 | 122 | 22 | 5 |
2166 | Remember, if you get a hit do not throw the bat this time. | 1.2148 | 0.03876 | 149 | 121 | 24 | 4 |
2167 | Well this is a curveball. | 1.2148 | 0.03876 | 149 | 121 | 24 | 4 |
2168 | Remember, if you take a base, no knuckle dragging allowed. | 1.2148 | 0.03991 | 149 | 122 | 22 | 5 |
2169 | Just ask the dinosaurs, three strikes and your out. | 1.2148 | 0.04212 | 149 | 124 | 18 | 7 |
2170 | No. If you hit it, you can not eat it, and if you miss, return to your cave. | 1.2148 | 0.03757 | 149 | 120 | 26 | 3 |
2171 | I love that you have not let the modern game affect your approach | 1.2148 | 0.03876 | 149 | 121 | 24 | 4 |
2172 | Wow. Your team took it to far with the vintage uniforms. | 1.2148 | 0.03991 | 149 | 122 | 22 | 5 |
2173 | So where is your helmet, buddy? | 1.2148 | 0.03634 | 149 | 119 | 28 | 2 |
2174 | Truly America's past time. | 1.2148 | 0.04103 | 149 | 123 | 20 | 6 |
2175 | The umpire's hiding in the restroom | 1.2148 | 0.04103 | 149 | 123 | 20 | 6 |
2176 | I just think comparing yourself to Jackie Robinson is a bit of a stretch. | 1.2148 | 0.03876 | 149 | 121 | 24 | 4 |
2177 | Coach asked you to deal with the President’s opening pitch | 1.2148 | 0.03757 | 149 | 120 | 26 | 3 |
2178 | Walk softly | 1.2148 | 0.04319 | 149 | 125 | 16 | 8 |
2179 | Shoeless Joe, is that really you? | 1.2148 | 0.03991 | 149 | 122 | 22 | 5 |
2180 | This is the Majors, kid. If you don't stop crowding the plate, I'll signal him for another brushback, and I don't think you can handle it. | 1.2148 | 0.04103 | 149 | 123 | 20 | 6 |
2181 | Glad to see you're off the steroids. | 1.2148 | 0.03757 | 149 | 120 | 26 | 3 |
2182 | When the catcher said he wanted to go clubbing tonight, this is not what he had in mind. | 1.2148 | 0.04103 | 149 | 123 | 20 | 6 |
2183 | Maybe these games are getting to be too long. | 1.2148 | 0.03757 | 149 | 120 | 26 | 3 |
2184 | Watch out. He’s a head hunter too. | 1.2148 | 0.03757 | 149 | 120 | 26 | 3 |
2185 | God, I hate the playoffs. | 1.2148 | 0.03634 | 149 | 119 | 28 | 2 |
2186 | Don't worry. Even a caveman can get a hit with this guy on the mound. | 1.2148 | 0.03991 | 149 | 122 | 22 | 5 |
2187 | Who are you calling a knuckleball? | 1.2148 | 0.03634 | 149 | 119 | 28 | 2 |
2188 | Okay, Okay, you swing a big stick, but plenty of guys in baseball have a bigger beard these days! | 1.2148 | 0.03991 | 149 | 122 | 22 | 5 |
2189 | I hate turn back the clock night. | 1.2148 | 0.03876 | 149 | 121 | 24 | 4 |
2190 | They call me B.C. | 1.2148 | 0.03634 | 149 | 119 | 28 | 2 |
2191 | Last thing I remember is a rounded second and felt really cold. | 1.2148 | 0.03876 | 149 | 121 | 24 | 4 |
2192 | Didn't you used to play with the Mammoths? | 1.2148 | 0.03991 | 149 | 122 | 22 | 5 |
2193 | Farm team? No, they called me up from the hunter and gatherer team. | 1.2148 | 0.03757 | 149 | 120 | 26 | 3 |
2194 | I see your ERA is Neolithic. | 1.2148 | 0.03876 | 149 | 121 | 24 | 4 |
2195 | It seems like this game has been going on for ages! | 1.2148 | 0.03876 | 149 | 121 | 24 | 4 |
2196 | I think you misunderstood me when I said hit it back to the Stone Age | 1.2148 | 0.03876 | 149 | 121 | 24 | 4 |
2197 | No shoes, no cap, no pitches. | 1.2148 | 0.03991 | 149 | 122 | 22 | 5 |
2198 | What do you mean it isn't regulation? Who cares about regulations anymore? | 1.2148 | 0.03876 | 149 | 121 | 24 | 4 |
2199 | Yeah, we all have playoff beards. | 1.2148 | 0.03876 | 149 | 121 | 24 | 4 |
2200 | No, no. Sabermetrics have nothing to do with a tiger. | 1.2148 | 0.03991 | 149 | 122 | 22 | 5 |
2201 | Don't look at me that way. I eat what I bat. | 1.2148 | 0.03991 | 149 | 122 | 22 | 5 |
2202 | The maple club is fine, but you still have to wear a batting helmet. | 1.2148 | 0.03991 | 149 | 122 | 22 | 5 |
2203 | Let's see whatcha got, rookie. | 1.2148 | 0.03757 | 149 | 120 | 26 | 3 |
2204 | No..no. BATTING. You start batting. No battering. | 1.2148 | 0.04103 | 149 | 123 | 20 | 6 |
2205 | Try calling me out. | 1.2148 | 0.03876 | 149 | 121 | 24 | 4 |
2206 | Johnny Damon, coming out of retirement? | 1.2148 | 0.03757 | 149 | 120 | 26 | 3 |
2207 | Remember, Grog. If you strike out, go to the dugout, not the pitcher's mound. | 1.2148 | 0.04103 | 149 | 123 | 20 | 6 |
2208 | Finally got called up to the majors? | 1.2148 | 0.03757 | 149 | 120 | 26 | 3 |
2209 | Yes, we can watch Jurassic Park again after the game for the hundredth time. | 1.2148 | 0.03876 | 149 | 121 | 24 | 4 |
2210 | That mask won’t help in this fight, believe me. | 1.2148 | 0.03991 | 149 | 122 | 22 | 5 |
2211 | Uh, yeah. Brute force will work. | 1.2148 | 0.04103 | 149 | 123 | 20 | 6 |
2212 | Not even you can hit the anachronistic curveball... good luck. | 1.2148 | 0.03757 | 149 | 120 | 26 | 3 |
2213 | You have a point - the dugout is like a cave, but that's still not appropriate. | 1.2148 | 0.03634 | 149 | 119 | 28 | 2 |
2214 | Hey, I haven’t seen you in ages, how is Pebbles and Bam-Bam? | 1.2148 | 0.04103 | 149 | 123 | 20 | 6 |
2215 | Old timers day has gone to far. | 1.2148 | 0.03876 | 149 | 121 | 24 | 4 |
2216 | Who said you could use the practice bat? | 1.2148 | 0.04103 | 149 | 123 | 20 | 6 |
2217 | I'm just moonlighting at this until I can upgrade my man cave. | 1.2148 | 0.04103 | 149 | 123 | 20 | 6 |
2218 | Overdid it with the PEDs, I see." | 1.2148 | 0.03991 | 149 | 122 | 22 | 5 |
2219 | Don't swing. Just hold it up high and look like you will. The law of averages is on your side. | 1.2148 | 0.04103 | 149 | 123 | 20 | 6 |
2220 | I gotta hand it to you Saber Tooth Ball Cats . You really went old school with your new uniforms | 1.2148 | 0.03991 | 149 | 122 | 22 | 5 |
2221 | It looks like a house, "Home" plate?... Yeah...nevermind. | 1.2148 | 0.03991 | 149 | 122 | 22 | 5 |
2222 | Just so long as it isn't aluminum. | 1.2133 | 0.03735 | 150 | 121 | 26 | 3 |
2223 | He sees you're not wearing a helmet he'll go for your head! | 1.2109 | 0.03889 | 147 | 120 | 23 | 4 |
2224 | Is that pine tar from La Brae? | 1.2109 | 0.04122 | 147 | 122 | 19 | 6 |
2225 | I beat you to pulp | 1.2109 | 0.03889 | 147 | 120 | 23 | 4 |
2226 | That's one Mammoth bat you got there, buddy | 1.2109 | 0.03767 | 147 | 119 | 25 | 3 |
2227 | Nice bat. You certaintly won't have to worry about striking out as it's widewr than the plate. | 1.2109 | 0.03889 | 147 | 120 | 23 | 4 |
2228 | I spent a long time in the minor leagues | 1.2109 | 0.03642 | 147 | 118 | 27 | 2 |
2229 | I said "Join the club," not bring one! | 1.2109 | 0.03889 | 147 | 120 | 23 | 4 |
2230 | I didnt recive a uniform | 1.2109 | 0.04233 | 147 | 123 | 17 | 7 |
2231 | Pal, you gotta look the other way! | 1.2109 | 0.03767 | 147 | 119 | 25 | 3 |
2232 | Steroids? God NO! But this Paleo diet seems to have its own side effects! | 1.2109 | 0.04233 | 147 | 123 | 17 | 7 |
2233 | Take it easy! It just means you’re one ball away from a walk. | 1.2109 | 0.04122 | 147 | 122 | 19 | 6 |
2234 | Yep. I'm goin' commando. | 1.2109 | 0.03767 | 147 | 119 | 25 | 3 |
2235 | Is that a sabre-toothed tiger on first base? | 1.2109 | 0.04122 | 147 | 122 | 19 | 6 |
2236 | Of course you can You own the club. | 1.2109 | 0.04122 | 147 | 122 | 19 | 6 |
2237 | Are you on the paleo diet? | 1.2109 | 0.04007 | 147 | 121 | 21 | 5 |
2238 | Ok Og, just remember, a called strike doesn't mean you can hit me. | 1.2109 | 0.04233 | 147 | 123 | 17 | 7 |
2239 | Hey kid, I guess the Steinbrenners aren't enforcing the no-beard rule anymore huh ? | 1.2109 | 0.03889 | 147 | 120 | 23 | 4 |
2240 | This is Bob's first game back after his suspension for domestic assault. | 1.2109 | 0.04448 | 147 | 125 | 13 | 9 |
2241 | I’m actually undercover for your team. | 1.2109 | 0.04007 | 147 | 121 | 21 | 5 |
2242 | I said, watch for a curve ball, not a cave ball. | 1.2109 | 0.03767 | 147 | 119 | 25 | 3 |
2243 | Wanna see why they call it ‘slugging percentage?’ | 1.2109 | 0.04122 | 147 | 122 | 19 | 6 |
2244 | Hey, hold on. Didn’t I see you playing at the old-timers games this year? | 1.2109 | 0.04007 | 147 | 121 | 21 | 5 |
2245 | Ugg! Digging the new uniform! | 1.2109 | 0.03889 | 147 | 120 | 23 | 4 |
2246 | They told me you were up with the big club | 1.2109 | 0.04007 | 147 | 121 | 21 | 5 |
2247 | Please don | 1.2109 | 0.03889 | 147 | 120 | 23 | 4 |
2248 | So, your the Sultan of What from the Neanderthal League! | 1.2109 | 0.03642 | 147 | 118 | 27 | 2 |
2249 | No, my head is NOT in the strike zone. | 1.2109 | 0.03889 | 147 | 120 | 23 | 4 |
2250 | I always strike out, but not in the way you think. | 1.2109 | 0.03767 | 147 | 119 | 25 | 3 |
2251 | No, Cubs is the name of the team! | 1.2109 | 0.04007 | 147 | 121 | 21 | 5 |
2252 | Just hit the ball. You don't have to hunt or gather it. | 1.2109 | 0.04007 | 147 | 121 | 21 | 5 |
2253 | The key to a successful hitter is not to overthink. | 1.2109 | 0.03889 | 147 | 120 | 23 | 4 |
2254 | It's called "Remembrance of Things Past". You should read it some time. | 1.2109 | 0.04122 | 147 | 122 | 19 | 6 |
2255 | Geez, enough with the steroids already! | 1.2109 | 0.03889 | 147 | 120 | 23 | 4 |
2256 | Doing the full Paleo? | 1.2109 | 0.03511 | 147 | 117 | 29 | 1 |
2257 | I think you got too much pine tar on that club. | 1.2109 | 0.04007 | 147 | 121 | 21 | 5 |
2258 | Are you sure I’m supposed to hit the ball? We usually hit heads with this. | 1.2109 | 0.03889 | 147 | 120 | 23 | 4 |
2259 | This 'Paleo Night' promotion is getting out of hand. | 1.2109 | 0.04007 | 147 | 121 | 21 | 5 |
2260 | Have you heard if it's going to be a soft or hard Brexit? | 1.2109 | 0.03767 | 147 | 119 | 25 | 3 |
2261 | Sorry to hear it didn’t work out in Hollyrock with Pebbles. | 1.2109 | 0.03889 | 147 | 120 | 23 | 4 |
2262 | Honest, there's not smidgeon of pine tar on this bat. | 1.2109 | 0.03767 | 147 | 119 | 25 | 3 |
2263 | Hand signals? You're such a Neanderthal. | 1.2109 | 0.04007 | 147 | 121 | 21 | 5 |
2264 | Up next, Designated Hitter Ned Anderthal! | 1.2109 | 0.03889 | 147 | 120 | 23 | 4 |
2265 | Is your farm system really a hunter gatherer system now? | 1.2109 | 0.03889 | 147 | 120 | 23 | 4 |
2266 | You can't hit. You are out of uniform. | 1.2109 | 0.03642 | 147 | 118 | 27 | 2 |
2267 | I thought you were traded to the Yankees! | 1.2109 | 0.04007 | 147 | 121 | 21 | 5 |
2268 | I played for the major club league before. | 1.2109 | 0.03889 | 147 | 120 | 23 | 4 |
2269 | Is that a bat out of hell? | 1.2109 | 0.03889 | 147 | 120 | 23 | 4 |
2270 | No, you're IN a club, and that's a bat, but not that KIND of bat. | 1.2109 | 0.03889 | 147 | 120 | 23 | 4 |
2271 | They will talk about this game in pre-history! | 1.2109 | 0.03889 | 147 | 120 | 23 | 4 |
2272 | These theme nights are getting extreme. | 1.2109 | 0.03642 | 147 | 118 | 27 | 2 |
2273 | How will you slide into first? | 1.2109 | 0.04007 | 147 | 121 | 21 | 5 |
2274 | I prefer pine tar but some of the old school guys still use the tar pits. | 1.2109 | 0.03767 | 147 | 119 | 25 | 3 |
2275 | Oh -- I forgot it's throwback jersey night. | 1.2109 | 0.04007 | 147 | 121 | 21 | 5 |
2276 | ME...LIKE...SABERMETRICS | 1.2109 | 0.04233 | 147 | 123 | 17 | 7 |
2277 | That's why the walk-up music was 'Alley-Oop?' | 1.2109 | 0.03767 | 147 | 119 | 25 | 3 |
2278 | Most of the guys in our league prefer aluminum bats. | 1.2109 | 0.03767 | 147 | 119 | 25 | 3 |
2279 | The Great Bamm-Bamm-bino steps up to the plate. | 1.2109 | 0.04342 | 147 | 124 | 15 | 8 |
2280 | I can’t wait to tell my kids I met the bat’s inventor. | 1.2109 | 0.03511 | 147 | 117 | 29 | 1 |
2281 | I don't think bone bats are legal | 1.2109 | 0.03767 | 147 | 119 | 25 | 3 |
2282 | Beards in baseball is so 2017. | 1.2109 | 0.03767 | 147 | 119 | 25 | 3 |
2283 | I guess they were serious about getting you up here with the big club. | 1.2109 | 0.04007 | 147 | 121 | 21 | 5 |
2284 | Wow! They finally sent you up from the sub-minors. | 1.2109 | 0.03767 | 147 | 119 | 25 | 3 |
2285 | You're taking too many steroids. | 1.2109 | 0.04122 | 147 | 122 | 19 | 6 |
2286 | SO YOU SAY YOUR 18 AND YOUR'RE FROM RUSSIA? | 1.2109 | 0.04007 | 147 | 121 | 21 | 5 |
2287 | No, seriously dude, with a cranium like that you're gonna want a batting helmet. | 1.2109 | 0.03889 | 147 | 120 | 23 | 4 |
2288 | You might want to start your swing a tad earlier. | 1.2109 | 0.03767 | 147 | 119 | 25 | 3 |
2289 | I know that's you Sammy - the corked bat gives it away. | 1.2109 | 0.03889 | 147 | 120 | 23 | 4 |
2290 | The Home Run Derby was last week. | 1.2109 | 0.03767 | 147 | 119 | 25 | 3 |
2291 | Back from the Bush League, I see. | 1.2109 | 0.03767 | 147 | 119 | 25 | 3 |
2292 | You don't bring a club to a bat fight | 1.2109 | 0.03767 | 147 | 119 | 25 | 3 |
2293 | I'm not sure how I feel about the retro uniforms. | 1.2109 | 0.03767 | 147 | 119 | 25 | 3 |
2294 | I love retro uniform day. | 1.2109 | 0.03511 | 147 | 117 | 29 | 1 |
2295 | Peeeeeyeew -- I know why you're not the clean-up batter. | 1.2109 | 0.03767 | 147 | 119 | 25 | 3 |
2296 | They did tell me we were going to play against some 'mammoth sluggers'... | 1.2109 | 0.03889 | 147 | 120 | 23 | 4 |
2297 | Some day you'll understand what 3 and 2 means. | 1.2109 | 0.04007 | 147 | 121 | 21 | 5 |
2298 | I haven't seen you since the La Brea Tar Pits Game. | 1.2109 | 0.03767 | 147 | 119 | 25 | 3 |
2299 | They cheer loudest when you swing and miss the ball." | 1.2109 | 0.03767 | 147 | 119 | 25 | 3 |
2300 | I've been at this a lot longer than you. | 1.2109 | 0.04007 | 147 | 121 | 21 | 5 |
2301 | "Hey batta, batta. You couldn't hit a mastodon if it was sound asleep. | 1.2109 | 0.03889 | 147 | 120 | 23 | 4 |
2302 | ball club | 1.2109 | 0.04122 | 147 | 122 | 19 | 6 |
2303 | Fair warning–he throws a mean curve rock. | 1.2109 | 0.04233 | 147 | 123 | 17 | 7 |
2304 | I think you're taking "clubhouse" too literally. | 1.2109 | 0.04007 | 147 | 121 | 21 | 5 |
2305 | Sorry, this plate doesn't have food. | 1.2109 | 0.03889 | 147 | 120 | 23 | 4 |
2306 | America it’s past time. | 1.2109 | 0.04007 | 147 | 121 | 21 | 5 |
2307 | I can’t count. Don’t worry. | 1.2109 | 0.04007 | 147 | 121 | 21 | 5 |
2308 | (catcher signal) ‘knuckle-dragger ball’ | 1.2109 | 0.03889 | 147 | 120 | 23 | 4 |
2309 | The ‘Green Monster’ isn’t literal, you know. | 1.2109 | 0.03511 | 147 | 117 | 29 | 1 |
2310 | Too much pine tar? | 1.2109 | 0.04122 | 147 | 122 | 19 | 6 |
2311 | Have you checked the rules on that? | 1.2109 | 0.03889 | 147 | 120 | 23 | 4 |
2312 | You been with my wife? | 1.2109 | 0.03889 | 147 | 120 | 23 | 4 |
2313 | You can bat as long as you don't "take a knee." | 1.2109 | 0.04233 | 147 | 123 | 17 | 7 |
2314 | Whadda you starin' at? We invented mom and apple pie too. | 1.2109 | 0.03767 | 147 | 119 | 25 | 3 |
2315 | Watch out for the Brush back pitch, it's evolutionary | 1.2109 | 0.03642 | 147 | 118 | 27 | 2 |
2316 | No! We're a baseball "club". Use a bat like everyone else. | 1.2109 | 0.03889 | 147 | 120 | 23 | 4 |
2317 | Gender neutral uniforms. How cool. | 1.2109 | 0.04007 | 147 | 121 | 21 | 5 |
2318 | It was clearly a strike! | 1.2109 | 0.03767 | 147 | 119 | 25 | 3 |
2319 | Sure, it’s certified. It’s a B.C. Slugger. | 1.2109 | 0.03889 | 147 | 120 | 23 | 4 |
2320 | Bunt. | 1.2109 | 0.03642 | 147 | 118 | 27 | 2 |
2321 | He throw chin music, you feel pain from club. Comprende? | 1.2109 | 0.03889 | 147 | 120 | 23 | 4 |
2322 | I was traded years ago. | 1.2109 | 0.03889 | 147 | 120 | 23 | 4 |
2323 | This preseason keeps getting earlier and earlier! | 1.2109 | 0.03767 | 147 | 119 | 25 | 3 |
2324 | I'll tell you one last time, you hit the BALL not ME. | 1.2109 | 0.04007 | 147 | 121 | 21 | 5 |
2325 | Where I come from, the curve ball hasn’t been invented yet. | 1.2109 | 0.03889 | 147 | 120 | 23 | 4 |
2326 | What's wrong with my bat? You got a problem with my bat?! | 1.2109 | 0.03889 | 147 | 120 | 23 | 4 |
2327 | It's called Free Agency | 1.2109 | 0.03767 | 147 | 119 | 25 | 3 |
2328 | Bush league ball club, eh? | 1.2109 | 0.03767 | 147 | 119 | 25 | 3 |
2329 | Playing to his base" is more a figure of speach. | 1.2109 | 0.03889 | 147 | 120 | 23 | 4 |
2330 | No offense, but bringing back the old Hall O’ Famers is NOT going to boost ratings. | 1.2109 | 0.04122 | 147 | 122 | 19 | 6 |
2331 | I have a tight swing. | 1.2109 | 0.04007 | 147 | 121 | 21 | 5 |
2332 | No helmet? | 1.2109 | 0.04122 | 147 | 122 | 19 | 6 |
2333 | Been in the minors a while? | 1.2109 | 0.03511 | 147 | 117 | 29 | 1 |
2334 | Wow, you must've been in the minors forever! | 1.2109 | 0.03889 | 147 | 120 | 23 | 4 |
2335 | You forgot your cleats, again. | 1.2109 | 0.03767 | 147 | 119 | 25 | 3 |
2336 | Throwback uniform day is next week, Harry! | 1.2105 | 0.03571 | 152 | 122 | 28 | 2 |
2337 | Old timers day at the old ball park again | 1.2086 | 0.03748 | 139 | 112 | 25 | 2 |
2338 | Wrong GAME, dude. | 1.2086 | 0.03885 | 139 | 113 | 23 | 3 |
2339 | You give our drugs a bad name, Zug. For heaven’s sake, get a haircut and buy a uniform. | 1.2086 | 0.04017 | 139 | 114 | 21 | 4 |
2340 | So you were called up from the Bedrock Quarrymen. | 1.2086 | 0.04017 | 139 | 114 | 21 | 4 |
2341 | It's not your batting average that's got us worried. | 1.2086 | 0.03606 | 139 | 111 | 27 | 1 |
2342 | Step aside buddy, no Trump supporters are allowed to bat here. | 1.2086 | 0.04268 | 139 | 116 | 17 | 6 |
2343 | Today, maul ball. Tomorrow, woolly mammoth. | 1.2086 | 0.04017 | 139 | 114 | 21 | 4 |
2344 | That throwback jersey is a keeper. | 1.2083 | 0.03801 | 144 | 117 | 24 | 3 |
2345 | That bat doesn't look regulation. | 1.2083 | 0.03801 | 144 | 117 | 24 | 3 |
2346 | I need bigger balls! | 1.2083 | 0.03801 | 144 | 117 | 24 | 3 |
2347 | The hard part is the domestic violence policy | 1.2083 | 0.03927 | 144 | 118 | 22 | 4 |
2348 | And everyone thought it would be Ted Williams who would make the first icy slumber comeback. | 1.2083 | 0.03801 | 144 | 117 | 24 | 3 |
2349 | That's not quite what we meant by BYOB, but I'm impressed by your spelling | 1.2083 | 0.04167 | 144 | 120 | 18 | 6 |
2350 | I thought the Red Sox traded you? | 1.2083 | 0.03927 | 144 | 118 | 22 | 4 |
2351 | So what if my bat's not regulation. Do you want to make something out of it? | 1.2083 | 0.04048 | 144 | 119 | 20 | 5 |
2352 | This may just be sour grapes, but I sure hope "Jurassic World Series" is the final sequel in this whole franchise. | 1.2083 | 0.03801 | 144 | 117 | 24 | 3 |
2353 | Well now you're just grandstanding. | 1.2083 | 0.04167 | 144 | 120 | 18 | 6 |
2354 | Rod Serling says, "Hello." | 1.2083 | 0.03801 | 144 | 117 | 24 | 3 |
2355 | Ready to knock it out of Jurassic Park? | 1.2083 | 0.03801 | 144 | 117 | 24 | 3 |
2356 | Can I get your cave drawing after the game? | 1.2083 | 0.04048 | 144 | 119 | 20 | 5 |
2357 | Got any naked pictographs of your wife? Wanna see some? | 1.2083 | 0.04394 | 144 | 122 | 14 | 8 |
2358 | Not nearly as easy as GEICO. | 1.2083 | 0.03801 | 144 | 117 | 24 | 3 |
2359 | The club is a team. You hit with a bat. | 1.2083 | 0.03927 | 144 | 118 | 22 | 4 |
2360 | I didn’t know the Paleo diet came with a uniform. | 1.2083 | 0.03927 | 144 | 118 | 22 | 4 |
2361 | I’m Lief, the Relief. | 1.2083 | 0.03927 | 144 | 118 | 22 | 4 |
2362 | I can’t wait to see my rookie card. | 1.2083 | 0.03927 | 144 | 118 | 22 | 4 |
2363 | Real tigers don't have pinstripes. | 1.2083 | 0.03801 | 144 | 117 | 24 | 3 |
2364 | Just screwballs for you. | 1.2083 | 0.03927 | 144 | 118 | 22 | 4 |
2365 | It’s 2-3 and you. | 1.2083 | 0.04282 | 144 | 121 | 16 | 7 |
2366 | This ain't the Neanderthal League anymore. | 1.2083 | 0.03671 | 144 | 116 | 26 | 2 |
2367 | I got it in the clubhouse. Why do you ask? | 1.2083 | 0.03536 | 144 | 115 | 28 | 1 |
2368 | Yeah, I tried the Paleo diet, but it just didn't work that well for me. | 1.2083 | 0.03801 | 144 | 117 | 24 | 3 |
2369 | Ya I was a late-bloomer too. | 1.2083 | 0.03927 | 144 | 118 | 22 | 4 |
2370 | No, we did not steal your mammoth. | 1.2083 | 0.04048 | 144 | 119 | 20 | 5 |
2371 | Two things pal, one is your pants are still on, and two is, you need to dig a hole. I'm not the cleanup hitter | 1.2083 | 0.04167 | 144 | 120 | 18 | 6 |
2372 | Ok old-timer, let's see what you got! | 1.2083 | 0.03801 | 144 | 117 | 24 | 3 |
2373 | Me hunter, you gatherer. | 1.2083 | 0.03671 | 144 | 116 | 26 | 2 |
2374 | Just don't throw the bat, pal! | 1.2083 | 0.03927 | 144 | 118 | 22 | 4 |
2375 | I've never seen a more natural swing. | 1.2083 | 0.03671 | 144 | 116 | 26 | 2 |
2376 | For what it's worth, I miss the Phoenician-ball era, too. | 1.2083 | 0.04048 | 144 | 119 | 20 | 5 |
2377 | So they finally found someone PEDs negative.” | 1.2083 | 0.03927 | 144 | 118 | 22 | 4 |
2378 | Hey...move up in the batter's box | 1.2083 | 0.03927 | 144 | 118 | 22 | 4 |
2379 | I remember the days before the designated hunter-gatherer | 1.2083 | 0.03801 | 144 | 117 | 24 | 3 |
2380 | How'd you beat the tests? | 1.2083 | 0.03927 | 144 | 118 | 22 | 4 |
2381 | You scared away the ump. | 1.2083 | 0.03801 | 144 | 117 | 24 | 3 |
2382 | I see you haven't played in a long time... | 1.2083 | 0.03801 | 144 | 117 | 24 | 3 |
2383 | I could stand erect too, but that would make catching kinda hard. | 1.2083 | 0.03801 | 144 | 117 | 24 | 3 |
2384 | You got panties on under that sack? | 1.2083 | 0.04048 | 144 | 119 | 20 | 5 |
2385 | Carl, it was fun in the bedroom but not at work. | 1.2083 | 0.04167 | 144 | 120 | 18 | 6 |
2386 | The designated hitter rule has certainly extended your career hasn't it. | 1.2083 | 0.03671 | 144 | 116 | 26 | 2 |
2387 | No, you dumbbell, it wasn't the 'middle finger'! | 1.2083 | 0.04282 | 144 | 121 | 16 | 7 |
2388 | Come on, ya must know Freddie Flintstone? Played catcher, yelled "yabba dabba dew" as the batter swung. | 1.2083 | 0.03927 | 144 | 118 | 22 | 4 |
2389 | This has been a really long inning. | 1.2083 | 0.03927 | 144 | 118 | 22 | 4 |
2390 | I was thinking of going 'paleo' myself! | 1.2083 | 0.03927 | 144 | 118 | 22 | 4 |
2391 | I don’t think Mr Trump wants anybody kneeling anymore... get up! | 1.2083 | 0.03927 | 144 | 118 | 22 | 4 |
2392 | Carl, I know I texted "past time" instead of "pastime" but could we just play? | 1.2083 | 0.03671 | 144 | 116 | 26 | 2 |
2393 | Remember, this time swing at the ball and not at my head. | 1.2083 | 0.03927 | 144 | 118 | 22 | 4 |
2394 | Name’s Casey. I’m going to bring joy to Mudville | 1.2083 | 0.03801 | 144 | 117 | 24 | 3 |
2395 | Where is your batting helmet? Have you been living in a cave | 1.2083 | 0.04048 | 144 | 119 | 20 | 5 |
2396 | Traditionally, you should at least be wearing socks. | 1.2083 | 0.03536 | 144 | 115 | 28 | 1 |
2397 | I think you may have misunderstood the concept of sabermetrics. | 1.2083 | 0.04167 | 144 | 120 | 18 | 6 |
2398 | Ok, one more time: the strike zone is not my head... | 1.2083 | 0.04048 | 144 | 119 | 20 | 5 |
2399 | The Yankees chose not to participate in retro jersey night. | 1.2083 | 0.03927 | 144 | 118 | 22 | 4 |
2400 | I heard you've had a Mammoth hitting year | 1.2083 | 0.03801 | 144 | 117 | 24 | 3 |
2401 | And you must be the new guy from the Mets’ hunter/gatherer system, right? | 1.2083 | 0.03671 | 144 | 116 | 26 | 2 |
2402 | Well, I've been a designated hitter for my clan for years. | 1.2083 | 0.04167 | 144 | 120 | 18 | 6 |
2403 | I'm not judging – if the Paleo Diet's working for you, great. | 1.2083 | 0.03927 | 144 | 118 | 22 | 4 |
2404 | Ever clubbed a 99 mph fast ball before? | 1.2057 | 0.03965 | 141 | 116 | 21 | 4 |
2405 | Performance enhancing clubs are not allowed. | 1.2057 | 0.03701 | 141 | 114 | 25 | 2 |
2406 | Steroids. Why? | 1.2057 | 0.03965 | 141 | 116 | 21 | 4 |
2407 | You can't be up, you're not on the roster. I don't care if you are the "missing link". | 1.2057 | 0.03416 | 141 | 112 | 29 | 0 |
2408 | Lemme guess. Another call-up from the originalists? | 1.2057 | 0.03835 | 141 | 115 | 23 | 3 |
2409 | Looks Like You've Been In The Minors For Eons | 1.2057 | 0.04091 | 141 | 117 | 19 | 5 |
2410 | Boxers, no. Briefs, no. Leopard skin loincloth, no. I'm telling you, you'll never guess! | 1.2057 | 0.03835 | 141 | 115 | 23 | 3 |
2411 | "Dude, is that your Flintmobile in the no parking zone?" | 1.2057 | 0.04091 | 141 | 117 | 19 | 5 |
2412 | You are taking this paleo diet too far. | 1.2057 | 0.04091 | 141 | 117 | 19 | 5 |
2413 | Here's a little tip for you, rookie. You need to shorten up on your jawbone. | 1.2057 | 0.03965 | 141 | 116 | 21 | 4 |
2414 | Cool. You're the first Pro-Magnon man. | 1.2057 | 0.04091 | 141 | 117 | 19 | 5 |
2415 | But i told you, you have to wear cleats! | 1.2057 | 0.03835 | 141 | 115 | 23 | 3 |
2416 | That's taking "throwback" a little extreme, isn't it? | 1.2057 | 0.03701 | 141 | 114 | 25 | 2 |
2417 | Sure, I'm only a .220 hitter, but I have a .340 fantasy average in my man-cave. | 1.2057 | 0.03965 | 141 | 116 | 21 | 4 |
2418 | Don't you think it's time to retire? | 1.2057 | 0.03561 | 141 | 113 | 27 | 1 |
2419 | Somehow, 'The Cleveland Neanderthals' manages to be even more offensive. | 1.2057 | 0.04213 | 141 | 118 | 17 | 6 |
2420 | Mr. Og, it's truly an honor to play alongside a veteran of the game such as yourself. | 1.2057 | 0.04091 | 141 | 117 | 19 | 5 |
2421 | My wife went hunting with the smaller bat | 1.2057 | 0.04091 | 141 | 117 | 19 | 5 |
2422 | Show some respect, I'm a Pro-Magnon | 1.2057 | 0.03835 | 141 | 115 | 23 | 3 |
2423 | Okay! Punt and gather! Punt and gather! | 1.2057 | 0.04091 | 141 | 117 | 19 | 5 |
2424 | Can I interest you in some car insurance. | 1.2057 | 0.03965 | 141 | 116 | 21 | 4 |
2425 | I think you guys are taking "Throwback Thursday" a bit too far. | 1.2057 | 0.03835 | 141 | 115 | 23 | 3 |
2426 | You guys went all out for ‘Retro Day’. | 1.2057 | 0.03965 | 141 | 116 | 21 | 4 |
2427 | "I hope you're not planning to slide in that outfit." | 1.2057 | 0.03965 | 141 | 116 | 21 | 4 |
2428 | It's simple, just keep your eye on the ball. | 1.2057 | 0.03701 | 141 | 114 | 25 | 2 |
2429 | I am the designated cave man. | 1.2057 | 0.03965 | 141 | 116 | 21 | 4 |
2430 | Yeah pal, hit it back to the Stone Age. | 1.2057 | 0.03965 | 141 | 116 | 21 | 4 |
2431 | No sliding- this isn't an X-rated game. | 1.2057 | 0.03965 | 141 | 116 | 21 | 4 |
2432 | It's called the designated hitter, not the designated hunter. | 1.2057 | 0.03965 | 141 | 116 | 21 | 4 |
2433 | You're really taking this paleo diet too far! | 1.2057 | 0.03965 | 141 | 116 | 21 | 4 |
2434 | Yeah, of course we’ve evolved, Bob — now try to hit the little ball with you big wooden stick. | 1.2057 | 0.03965 | 141 | 116 | 21 | 4 |
2435 | We think you're gonna bunt. | 1.2029 | 0.04135 | 138 | 115 | 18 | 5 |
2436 | Your team really ought to update your uniforms | 1.2029 | 0.03870 | 138 | 113 | 22 | 3 |
2437 | Looks like you got your gear in the clubhouse. | 1.2029 | 0.04005 | 138 | 114 | 20 | 4 |
2438 | The fans really love the throwback unis. | 1.2029 | 0.04005 | 138 | 114 | 20 | 4 |
2439 | So Redford's doing a remake of "The Natural"? | 1.2029 | 0.04135 | 138 | 115 | 18 | 5 |
2440 | Strike = bad. Fire = good. | 1.2029 | 0.03870 | 138 | 113 | 22 | 3 |
2441 | My DNA test results say I’m 2.8% Neanderthal. Have any kin in Jersey? | 1.2029 | 0.03870 | 138 | 113 | 22 | 3 |
2442 | You realize that’s a dugout, not a cave... | 1.2029 | 0.04135 | 138 | 115 | 18 | 5 |
2443 | I really hate these 'throwback jersey' promotions. | 1.2029 | 0.03870 | 138 | 113 | 22 | 3 |
2444 | When they said they were sending me back to the minors, I didn't think it would be this far back. | 1.2029 | 0.04005 | 138 | 114 | 20 | 4 |
2445 | The next one won't be a rock. | 1.2029 | 0.03870 | 138 | 113 | 22 | 3 |
2446 | The pitcher’s going to ‘fire’ the next one into your ‘wheel’house, if that’s any help. | 1.2029 | 0.04261 | 138 | 116 | 16 | 6 |
2447 | Still got the playoff beard? What’s it been, 7000 years? | 1.2029 | 0.04005 | 138 | 114 | 20 | 4 |
2448 | Grog contemplated how the future ain't what it used to be. | 1.2029 | 0.03870 | 138 | 113 | 22 | 3 |
2449 | I will now hit you in the head with a vintage bat | 1.2029 | 0.04135 | 138 | 115 | 18 | 5 |
2450 | Mike, you play for the Tigers...not the Saber-toothed Tigers. | 1.2029 | 0.03587 | 138 | 111 | 26 | 1 |
2451 | I have great seats at the Opera after the game. | 1.2029 | 0.04383 | 138 | 117 | 14 | 7 |
2452 | Just up from the Cave League ? | 1.2029 | 0.03870 | 138 | 113 | 22 | 3 |
2453 | You can expect a small boulder to be coming your way. | 1.2029 | 0.04135 | 138 | 115 | 18 | 5 |
2454 | You're the designated hitter? | 1.2029 | 0.03731 | 138 | 112 | 24 | 2 |
2455 | So let me bring you up to speed. First of all, WAR doesn't mean what you think it means... | 1.2029 | 0.04135 | 138 | 115 | 18 | 5 |
2456 | Didn't realize we were up against the Texas Rangers today. | 1.2029 | 0.04005 | 138 | 114 | 20 | 4 |
2457 | Your wife is hot. Did she invent fire? | 1.2029 | 0.03870 | 138 | 113 | 22 | 3 |
2458 | That last curve froze you for 40,000 years | 1.2029 | 0.04135 | 138 | 115 | 18 | 5 |
2459 | I assume those are your mammoth skins drying in left field? | 1.2029 | 0.04502 | 138 | 118 | 12 | 8 |
2460 | Was the throwback uniform game today? | 1.2029 | 0.03870 | 138 | 113 | 22 | 3 |
2461 | Hitting rock with stick seem a bit rudimentary don't you think? | 1.2029 | 0.03870 | 138 | 113 | 22 | 3 |
2462 | So, I gotta ask ya: Was Fred Flintstone any good at second? | 1.2029 | 0.03870 | 138 | 113 | 22 | 3 |
2463 | Paleo Diet has a few side effects I see. | 1.2029 | 0.04135 | 138 | 115 | 18 | 5 |
2464 | You sure that uniform is regulation? | 1.2029 | 0.04005 | 138 | 114 | 20 | 4 |
2465 | Looks like you found the clubhouse. | 1.2029 | 0.04005 | 138 | 114 | 20 | 4 |
2466 | The Giants traded you to get the Panda? | 1.2029 | 0.04261 | 138 | 116 | 16 | 6 |
2467 | You might keep an eye on my follow through. | 1.2029 | 0.04005 | 138 | 114 | 20 | 4 |
2468 | Hey, Old Timer's Day is NEXT Sunday!! | 1.2029 | 0.04005 | 138 | 114 | 20 | 4 |
2469 | Igor, you've been told before you can only play with a regulation bat. | 1.2029 | 0.04005 | 138 | 114 | 20 | 4 |
2470 | You signaled a 'curveball', didn't you? | 1.2029 | 0.04383 | 138 | 117 | 14 | 7 |
2471 | Looking good, Jason! I see that the paleo diet your manager has you on is working. | 1.2029 | 0.03870 | 138 | 113 | 22 | 3 |
2472 | Don't worry about the pine tar, it's fossilized. | 1.2029 | 0.04005 | 138 | 114 | 20 | 4 |
2473 | Shoeless Joe slugged from the other side | 1.2029 | 0.03731 | 138 | 112 | 24 | 2 |
2474 | Look, baseball may be timeless - but it's not retro. | 1.2029 | 0.03587 | 138 | 111 | 26 | 1 |
2475 | How's the wife and troglodytes? | 1.2029 | 0.04005 | 138 | 114 | 20 | 4 |
2476 | Take it easy on the backswing. | 1.2029 | 0.03731 | 138 | 112 | 24 | 2 |
2477 | And, now, batting third for the Mets ... | 1.2029 | 0.03870 | 138 | 113 | 22 | 3 |
2478 | Yes, this is Fenway Park...and you are with the Yankees. | 1.2029 | 0.03870 | 138 | 113 | 22 | 3 |
2479 | For some reason, I don't think you are going to bunt. | 1.2029 | 0.04135 | 138 | 115 | 18 | 5 |
2480 | I love these no-cut contracts." | 1.2029 | 0.03870 | 138 | 113 | 22 | 3 |
2481 | Brings new meaning to the term Clubhouse. | 1.2029 | 0.04135 | 138 | 115 | 18 | 5 |
2482 | Even a caveman knows there should never have been a designated hitter rule. | 1.2029 | 0.04135 | 138 | 115 | 18 | 5 |
2483 | Is this where I strike? | 1.2029 | 0.03731 | 138 | 112 | 24 | 2 |
2484 | No offense, but the guys and I found your hunting depictions in the dugout a bit derivative. | 1.2029 | 0.04135 | 138 | 115 | 18 | 5 |
2485 | So is it true you signed for a hundred shanks of water buffalo? | 1.2029 | 0.03870 | 138 | 113 | 22 | 3 |
2486 | I'm trying to put a new twist on minor league clubs. | 1.2029 | 0.03870 | 138 | 113 | 22 | 3 |
2487 | Bro, seriously, I think going commando would be a really bad choice! | 1.2029 | 0.03731 | 138 | 112 | 24 | 2 |
2488 | 'No, I will hit YOU back to the stone age!' | 1.2029 | 0.04005 | 138 | 114 | 20 | 4 |
2489 | #3 on Grog’s bucket list - done! | 1.2029 | 0.03870 | 138 | 113 | 22 | 3 |
2490 | Wait, you’re the guy with that long contract, right? | 1.2029 | 0.03587 | 138 | 111 | 26 | 1 |
2491 | Nice dress... batter up. | 1.2029 | 0.03587 | 138 | 111 | 26 | 1 |
2492 | Do you knowt the rues? | 1.2029 | 0.04261 | 138 | 116 | 16 | 6 |
2493 | With that bat, I have to assume that you literally want to kill the ball | 1.2029 | 0.04135 | 138 | 115 | 18 | 5 |
2494 | Steroid free but what about your DNA? | 1.2029 | 0.04135 | 138 | 115 | 18 | 5 |
2495 | Everyone batter needs to wear a helmet, no exceptions! | 1.2029 | 0.03870 | 138 | 113 | 22 | 3 |
2496 | I see you're the big bat in the lineup. | 1.2029 | 0.04135 | 138 | 115 | 18 | 5 |
2497 | I think you've taken this superstition thing a bit too far. | 1.2029 | 0.03731 | 138 | 112 | 24 | 2 |
2498 | You do remember the difference between 'foul' and 'fowl', right? | 1.2029 | 0.04135 | 138 | 115 | 18 | 5 |
2499 | Really committing to the paleo thing eh, Aaron? | 1.2029 | 0.03870 | 138 | 113 | 22 | 3 |
2500 | So simple, even a caveman could do it. | 1.2029 | 0.04261 | 138 | 116 | 16 | 6 |
2501 | In this instance, "The Babe" is meant to be a compliment. | 1.2029 | 0.04135 | 138 | 115 | 18 | 5 |
2502 | Did you just eat the rosin bag? | 1.2029 | 0.04261 | 138 | 116 | 16 | 6 |
2503 | Actually you were scheduled for the first pitch, but they couldn't find a regulation size rock. | 1.2029 | 0.04005 | 138 | 114 | 20 | 4 |
2504 | Rules Matter! If you win you don't get to eat me. | 1.2029 | 0.03731 | 138 | 112 | 24 | 2 |
2505 | Was it tough to be a power hitter in the stone ball era? | 1.2029 | 0.03731 | 138 | 112 | 24 | 2 |
2506 | What? I heard this was our greatest past time. | 1.2029 | 0.04261 | 138 | 116 | 16 | 6 |
2507 | Fastball, curve, fastball. Just don't hurt me. | 1.2029 | 0.03870 | 138 | 113 | 22 | 3 |
2508 | Have you tried support hose? | 1.2029 | 0.03870 | 138 | 113 | 22 | 3 |
2509 | Watch out for his knuckles on the ground ball -just a tip. | 1.2029 | 0.04005 | 138 | 114 | 20 | 4 |
2510 | Baseball bat,not baseball club | 1.2029 | 0.03731 | 138 | 112 | 24 | 2 |
2511 | Are you the designated or the pinch? | 1.2029 | 0.03870 | 138 | 113 | 22 | 3 |
2512 | Not only that. I refuse to wear necklaces. | 1.2029 | 0.04005 | 138 | 114 | 20 | 4 |
2513 | Looks like we've blown through stupid and have landed in Neanderthal. | 1.2029 | 0.03870 | 138 | 113 | 22 | 3 |
2514 | I don't think that mask is going to help you | 1.2029 | 0.03870 | 138 | 113 | 22 | 3 |
2515 | You mean the whole Neanderthal team doesn't where batting helmets? Haven't you read the latest reports on brain damage from concussions? | 1.2029 | 0.03870 | 138 | 113 | 22 | 3 |
2516 | Ha, a slugger from the pre-steroid era! | 1.2029 | 0.04005 | 138 | 114 | 20 | 4 |
2517 | Man, that Paleolithic diet really changed you | 1.2029 | 0.03870 | 138 | 113 | 22 | 3 |
2518 | Your mom wears combat boots. | 1.2029 | 0.04135 | 138 | 115 | 18 | 5 |
2519 | Did anyone ever tell you you look like Carl Yastrezemski? | 1.2029 | 0.04005 | 138 | 114 | 20 | 4 |
2520 | Shoeless Joe Jackson didn’t wear shoes, so the commissioner had to approved it. | 1.2029 | 0.04383 | 138 | 117 | 14 | 7 |
2521 | You know you don’t need an actual club to get into the clubhouse... | 1.2029 | 0.03587 | 138 | 111 | 26 | 1 |
2522 | Hold on, he's almost done warming up. | 1.2029 | 0.03870 | 138 | 113 | 22 | 3 |
2523 | What do I say? Clubber up? | 1.2029 | 0.03731 | 138 | 112 | 24 | 2 |
2524 | Aaron, go back and get your uniform. | 1.2029 | 0.04135 | 138 | 115 | 18 | 5 |
2525 | It's not all offense. You need some gatherers. | 1.2029 | 0.03731 | 138 | 112 | 24 | 2 |
2526 | Don't take it amiss if I step bach a little. | 1.2029 | 0.04261 | 138 | 116 | 16 | 6 |
2527 | Is baseball still boring? | 1.2029 | 0.04005 | 138 | 114 | 20 | 4 |
2528 | I'm not sure that's what they meant by old school. | 1.2029 | 0.03587 | 138 | 111 | 26 | 1 |
2529 | But Fred, getting around the bases is not about the big bat but through the courtesy of your two FEET. | 1.2029 | 0.03731 | 138 | 112 | 24 | 2 |
2530 | I think you've got the wrong ball club. | 1.2029 | 0.04135 | 138 | 115 | 18 | 5 |
2531 | Think you can hit his knuckleball, you knucklescraper? | 1.2029 | 0.04005 | 138 | 114 | 20 | 4 |
2532 | We didn't think you'd notice. | 1.2029 | 0.04005 | 138 | 114 | 20 | 4 |
2533 | What are we hunting today? | 1.2029 | 0.04502 | 138 | 118 | 12 | 8 |
2534 | Hit the ball, not my head! | 1.2029 | 0.04261 | 138 | 116 | 16 | 6 |
2535 | My upcoming Hall of Fame baseball card is a cave painting. | 1.2029 | 0.04005 | 138 | 114 | 20 | 4 |
2536 | This is one for the ages. | 1.2029 | 0.04261 | 138 | 116 | 16 | 6 |
2537 | You use saber tooth tiger metrics? | 1.2029 | 0.04135 | 138 | 115 | 18 | 5 |
2538 | At least we managed to teach him "Swing." | 1.2029 | 0.04135 | 138 | 115 | 18 | 5 |
2539 | You said you were a lefty. | 1.2029 | 0.03870 | 138 | 113 | 22 | 3 |
2540 | Can you tell me where the club house is? | 1.2029 | 0.03731 | 138 | 112 | 24 | 2 |
2541 | You’re saying Abner Doubleday didn’t invent baseball? | 1.2029 | 0.04005 | 138 | 114 | 20 | 4 |
2542 | Your uniform is too retro. | 1.2029 | 0.04261 | 138 | 116 | 16 | 6 |
2543 | Cleats or bare feet are of no consequence; however, chalks chafes a big toe like nothing else." | 1.2029 | 0.04135 | 138 | 115 | 18 | 5 |
2544 | Home is cave, not flat pentagon. | 1.2029 | 0.03870 | 138 | 113 | 22 | 3 |
2545 | Great throwback jersey -- we've always just had pinstripes. | 1.2029 | 0.04005 | 138 | 114 | 20 | 4 |
2546 | Now that you’re a free agent, Johnny, it looks like you want them to trade you back to Boston. | 1.2029 | 0.03870 | 138 | 113 | 22 | 3 |
2547 | I'm not the one who said that the designated hitter rule was invented by Neanderthals. | 1.2029 | 0.03870 | 138 | 113 | 22 | 3 |
2548 | Self-serving or not . . . BUNT! | 1.2029 | 0.04261 | 138 | 116 | 16 | 6 |
2549 | I got this. | 1.2029 | 0.04005 | 138 | 114 | 20 | 4 |
2550 | You were delayed? | 1.2029 | 0.04135 | 138 | 115 | 18 | 5 |
2551 | You think I'm a catcher, but I'm actually pooping. | 1.2029 | 0.04135 | 138 | 115 | 18 | 5 |
2552 | Be sure it's the ball you hit. | 1.2029 | 0.04261 | 138 | 116 | 16 | 6 |
2553 | Well just get used to it. You're not in the bush leagues anymore. | 1.2029 | 0.04261 | 138 | 116 | 16 | 6 |
2554 | It probably doesn't matter, but you're facing the wrong way | 1.2029 | 0.04005 | 138 | 114 | 20 | 4 |
2555 | Who say's it not a league approved bat? | 1.2029 | 0.03587 | 138 | 111 | 26 | 1 |
2556 | Look, the hat's not regulation, and that's all I'm gonna say about it. | 1.2029 | 0.04135 | 138 | 115 | 18 | 5 |
2557 | Me Ugh. You Ump. | 1.2029 | 0.03870 | 138 | 113 | 22 | 3 |
2558 | No, Jurassic Park is across town. | 1.2029 | 0.04005 | 138 | 114 | 20 | 4 |
2559 | I can see you were in the minor leagues for a while. | 1.2029 | 0.03870 | 138 | 113 | 22 | 3 |
2560 | I just came from the club house. | 1.2029 | 0.04135 | 138 | 115 | 18 | 5 |
2561 | Hi Joe. Where you been? | 1.2029 | 0.03870 | 138 | 113 | 22 | 3 |
2562 | Did you just come straight from the clubhouse? | 1.2029 | 0.04135 | 138 | 115 | 18 | 5 |
2563 | Batta! Batta! Can't hit the curve. Batta! Batta! Can't hit the curve. | 1.2029 | 0.03870 | 138 | 113 | 22 | 3 |
2564 | Just how low will the Red Sox go? | 1.2029 | 0.03870 | 138 | 113 | 22 | 3 |
2565 | You've got tobacco spit on your tunic. | 1.2029 | 0.03731 | 138 | 112 | 24 | 2 |
2566 | It’s none of my business but you might want to back off the PEDs. | 1.2029 | 0.03731 | 138 | 112 | 24 | 2 |
2567 | Have you ever thought of trying an aluminum bat? | 1.2029 | 0.03731 | 138 | 112 | 24 | 2 |
2568 | Throw one more fastball at my head - go on - try me... I'll have eight balls - two of his - two of yours - two of your father's - and two of your manager's just for fun. | 1.2029 | 0.04261 | 138 | 116 | 16 | 6 |
2569 | I find your team’s uniform totally un-American. | 1.2029 | 0.04135 | 138 | 115 | 18 | 5 |
2570 | I’m the designated clubber. | 1.2029 | 0.04005 | 138 | 114 | 20 | 4 |
2571 | Today's players have clearly evolved. | 1.2029 | 0.04005 | 138 | 114 | 20 | 4 |
2572 | There are no actual cubs, no bulls in the bullpen. | 1.2029 | 0.04005 | 138 | 114 | 20 | 4 |
2573 | We had to dig deep for our throwback uniforms. | 1.2029 | 0.04005 | 138 | 114 | 20 | 4 |
2574 | Are you still on that paleo diet? | 1.2029 | 0.04005 | 138 | 114 | 20 | 4 |
2575 | You couldn't hit the ground if you fell off your woolly mammoth! | 1.2029 | 0.04005 | 138 | 114 | 20 | 4 |
2576 | Any chance I can get that bat for my man cave? | 1.2029 | 0.03587 | 138 | 111 | 26 | 1 |
2577 | You were the first to domesticate the Cubs. | 1.2029 | 0.04261 | 138 | 116 | 16 | 6 |
2578 | Listen, he doesn't mean "hit me". Strike one is a reference to a number based on the Hindu-Arabic numeric system developed in India around 700 AD. | 1.2029 | 0.04135 | 138 | 115 | 18 | 5 |
2579 | It’s called “throwback millennia.” | 1.2029 | 0.03870 | 138 | 113 | 22 | 3 |
2580 | Forget the fancy stuff, just swing at the ball. You don't have to invent the wheel. | 1.2029 | 0.03870 | 138 | 113 | 22 | 3 |
2581 | Man, I thought they kept me down in the minors way too long. | 1.2029 | 0.03870 | 138 | 113 | 22 | 3 |
2582 | Well, if it isn't the old bunter-gatherer. | 1.2029 | 0.04135 | 138 | 115 | 18 | 5 |
2583 | Where's your helmet? | 1.2029 | 0.04261 | 138 | 116 | 16 | 6 |
2584 | Try to get a hit. I hear they're thinking of trading you for a Millennial. | 1.2029 | 0.04005 | 138 | 114 | 20 | 4 |
2585 | I remain concerned with the evolution of the game. | 1.2029 | 0.03870 | 138 | 113 | 22 | 3 |
2586 | I see the league is really embracing America's past time | 1.2029 | 0.03870 | 138 | 113 | 22 | 3 |
2587 | Don't tell me. You got that from the clubhouse. | 1.2029 | 0.04005 | 138 | 114 | 20 | 4 |
2588 | The Phillie Phanatic's got nothing on you, kid. | 1.2029 | 0.04135 | 138 | 115 | 18 | 5 |
2589 | Can you pitch? | 1.2029 | 0.04005 | 138 | 114 | 20 | 4 |
2590 | The growth hormones really aren't too subtle nowadays, are they. | 1.2029 | 0.04383 | 138 | 117 | 14 | 7 |
2591 | Did you see they traded LeBron? | 1.2029 | 0.03870 | 138 | 113 | 22 | 3 |
2592 | That's probably not a regulation bat..." | 1.2029 | 0.04135 | 138 | 115 | 18 | 5 |
2593 | Can you hook me up with your steroid doctor? | 1.2029 | 0.03731 | 138 | 112 | 24 | 2 |
2594 | The Stone Age? Where's that, Bloomington? | 1.2029 | 0.04135 | 138 | 115 | 18 | 5 |
2595 | Prehistoric Ballers | 1.2029 | 0.03870 | 138 | 113 | 22 | 3 |
2596 | Here's the deal: you always swing that above my head, and I'll always call it a ball. | 1.2029 | 0.04005 | 138 | 114 | 20 | 4 |
2597 | Take your time fielding boys, he's got no wheels! | 1.2029 | 0.04261 | 138 | 116 | 16 | 6 |
2598 | Bringing back the dead-ball era? | 1.2029 | 0.03870 | 138 | 113 | 22 | 3 |
2599 | Uh, Casey couldn't make it. I'm the pinch-hitter. | 1.2029 | 0.03870 | 138 | 113 | 22 | 3 |
2600 | Huh! I thought you guys only liked bowling. | 1.2029 | 0.04005 | 138 | 114 | 20 | 4 |
2601 | Seriously. How did you pass your drug test? | 1.2029 | 0.04383 | 138 | 117 | 14 | 7 |
2602 | I'm the pinch hitter for the Geicos | 1.2029 | 0.03870 | 138 | 113 | 22 | 3 |
2603 | That's one of those Neanderthal Sluggers, right? | 1.2029 | 0.03870 | 138 | 113 | 22 | 3 |
2604 | I don't care if you invented the game. Your uniform is not acceptable. | 1.2029 | 0.04005 | 138 | 114 | 20 | 4 |
2605 | I know A-Rod, and you're no A-Rod | 1.2029 | 0.04261 | 138 | 116 | 16 | 6 |
2606 | Your wife? Last I saw her she was in the dugout. | 1.2029 | 0.03870 | 138 | 113 | 22 | 3 |
2607 | I heard your team doesn't embrace advanced metrics. | 1.2029 | 0.04005 | 138 | 114 | 20 | 4 |
2608 | This guy's really going to lower the ERA. | 1.2029 | 0.04005 | 138 | 114 | 20 | 4 |
2609 | Yup, I'm the opposing club. | 1.2029 | 0.03870 | 138 | 113 | 22 | 3 |
2610 | Who you calling a bush leaguer? | 1.2029 | 0.04135 | 138 | 115 | 18 | 5 |
2611 | Happy Old Timers day. That bat better not be corked. | 1.2029 | 0.04135 | 138 | 115 | 18 | 5 |
2612 | You do know about the new steroid policy don’t you? | 1.2029 | 0.03870 | 138 | 113 | 22 | 3 |
2613 | One swing and you’re out | 1.2029 | 0.04135 | 138 | 115 | 18 | 5 |
2614 | Too Much? - But it is Neanderthal Night | 1.2029 | 0.03870 | 138 | 113 | 22 | 3 |
2615 | When you live forever, your favorite bat lasts a long time. | 1.2029 | 0.04005 | 138 | 114 | 20 | 4 |
2616 | You look familiar. Did you used to play with a different ball club? | 1.2029 | 0.04383 | 138 | 117 | 14 | 7 |
2617 | I'd say he should try to walk you, but you've been doing that for a couple thousand years. | 1.2029 | 0.04261 | 138 | 116 | 16 | 6 |
2618 | Love the retro uniform! | 1.2029 | 0.03870 | 138 | 113 | 22 | 3 |
2619 | Don't call me, "Babe." | 1.2029 | 0.04261 | 138 | 116 | 16 | 6 |
2620 | And here I thought the Dodgers were an old club. | 1.2029 | 0.03870 | 138 | 113 | 22 | 3 |
2621 | I don't care how many rocks have fallen on your head, you really should be wearing a helmet. | 1.2029 | 0.03870 | 138 | 113 | 22 | 3 |
2622 | So. How is playing for Houston? | 1.2029 | 0.03587 | 138 | 111 | 26 | 1 |
2623 | You're kidding. You're batting cleanup? | 1.2029 | 0.03731 | 138 | 112 | 24 | 2 |
2624 | I can tell you play the game the right way. | 1.2029 | 0.03731 | 138 | 112 | 24 | 2 |
2625 | Who you callin’ a Leftie, huh? | 1.2029 | 0.04502 | 138 | 118 | 12 | 8 |
2626 | Are you the call up from the Paleolithic league? | 1.2029 | 0.04005 | 138 | 114 | 20 | 4 |
2627 | Squint? check. Bat? check. Beard? check. Batter Up! | 1.2029 | 0.03436 | 138 | 110 | 28 | 0 |
2628 | Been with the club for a long time? | 1.2029 | 0.04383 | 138 | 117 | 14 | 7 |
2629 | Yes......but can you run? | 1.2029 | 0.03731 | 138 | 112 | 24 | 2 |
2630 | You know to try and hit the little white ball and not me, right? | 1.2029 | 0.04135 | 138 | 115 | 18 | 5 |
2631 | What are you overcompensating for this time? | 1.2029 | 0.04135 | 138 | 115 | 18 | 5 |
2632 | Could you carry it at least part way to first base? | 1.2029 | 0.04005 | 138 | 114 | 20 | 4 |
2633 | Just look how far we've come, America's favorite pastime in the era of Make America GRATE Again. | 1.2029 | 0.04005 | 138 | 114 | 20 | 4 |
2634 | We just need for you to hit the ball. Don't club it to death. | 1.2029 | 0.03731 | 138 | 112 | 24 | 2 |
2635 | I was always good at catching things... you? | 1.2029 | 0.04005 | 138 | 114 | 20 | 4 |
2636 | Come on it's so easy a caveman can do it. | 1.2029 | 0.04135 | 138 | 115 | 18 | 5 |
2637 | Nice uniform ... | 1.2029 | 0.04135 | 138 | 115 | 18 | 5 |
2638 | Ump, stick with me, you could save 15% or more on your next ball to the head by switching to GEICO! | 1.2029 | 0.04261 | 138 | 116 | 16 | 6 |
2639 | Watch it...hurlers gotta wicked curve rock. | 1.2029 | 0.04261 | 138 | 116 | 16 | 6 |
2640 | Now I see why your scouting report says "possesses evolving skillset but carries a big stick." | 1.2029 | 0.03731 | 138 | 112 | 24 | 2 |
2641 | Heeeey batter batt...nevermind. | 1.2029 | 0.03587 | 138 | 111 | 26 | 1 |
2642 | A meditative pause as Thor contemplates the retirement of his jersey after his next home run. | 1.2029 | 0.04261 | 138 | 116 | 16 | 6 |
2643 | Anyone seen my batting helmet? | 1.2029 | 0.04135 | 138 | 115 | 18 | 5 |
2644 | The game's evolved a bit since your day, old timer. | 1.2029 | 0.03870 | 138 | 113 | 22 | 3 |
2645 | No more amber, okay? | 1.2029 | 0.03870 | 138 | 113 | 22 | 3 |
2646 | You must be the designated 'killer'. | 1.2029 | 0.03587 | 138 | 111 | 26 | 1 |
2647 | The bat doesn’t have tar on it you stupid creature. That catastrophe hasn’t happened yet! | 1.2028 | 0.03915 | 143 | 118 | 21 | 4 |
2648 | Are you sure you're playing with the right club? | 1.2015 | 0.04339 | 134 | 113 | 15 | 6 |
2649 | What was a good clubbing average in the big-inning? | 1.2014 | 0.03564 | 139 | 112 | 26 | 1 |
2650 | I'm telling you Bro... you'll get more traction and power if you wear cleats" | 1.2014 | 0.03978 | 139 | 115 | 20 | 4 |
2651 | And you speak softly. | 1.1985 | 0.03880 | 136 | 112 | 21 | 3 |
2652 | Hey Ump, I don’t think that’s a corked bat, but can you check it? | 1.1985 | 0.03880 | 136 | 112 | 21 | 3 |
2653 | Stand back. I’m the next Babeous Ruthus. | 1.1985 | 0.04018 | 136 | 113 | 19 | 4 |
2654 | Oh ya, the place has Brontosaurus ribs that are to die for! It’s on 7th and Main. | 1.1985 | 0.04151 | 136 | 114 | 17 | 5 |
2655 | Are you here for the game or just looking for a meal? | 1.1985 | 0.03737 | 136 | 111 | 23 | 2 |
2656 | Dude, you're the team mascot of the Cavemen, not the designated hitter. | 1.1985 | 0.03737 | 136 | 111 | 23 | 2 |
2657 | I don't know about you, but I think this "throwback uniform" thing has gone too far. | 1.1985 | 0.04018 | 136 | 113 | 19 | 4 |
2658 | Do you only bam bam fastballs? | 1.1985 | 0.04018 | 136 | 113 | 19 | 4 |
2659 | You've taken throw-back uniforms to a new level. | 1.1955 | 0.03916 | 133 | 110 | 20 | 3 |
2660 | This time swing at the ball and not my head. | 1.1955 | 0.04197 | 133 | 112 | 16 | 5 |
2661 | I hope you've got big balls. | 1.1955 | 0.04059 | 133 | 111 | 18 | 4 |
2662 | I'm a batavism. | 1.1955 | 0.04197 | 133 | 112 | 16 | 5 |
2663 | Your toenail length is against the Yankees' appearance policy. | 1.1955 | 0.03916 | 133 | 110 | 20 | 3 |
2664 | me yogi! you fred! | 1.1955 | 0.04197 | 133 | 112 | 16 | 5 |
2665 | My pitcher's a real fireballer. Oh, do you know what that means? | 1.1955 | 0.04330 | 133 | 113 | 14 | 6 |
2666 | You were given 'time' How many times!? | 1.1955 | 0.03916 | 133 | 110 | 20 | 3 |
2667 | Wooden bat, I presume. | 1.1955 | 0.03767 | 133 | 109 | 22 | 2 |
2668 | So I hit the ball, but don’t run after it? | 1.1923 | 0.04243 | 130 | 110 | 15 | 5 |
2669 | I get four strikes. | 1.1923 | 0.03952 | 130 | 108 | 19 | 3 |
2670 | Hey Grok, have you ever met Fred Flintstone? | 1.1923 | 0.03798 | 130 | 107 | 21 | 2 |
2671 | This expansion team business has gone far enough! | 1.1923 | 0.03952 | 130 | 108 | 19 | 3 |
2672 | You guys sure take Old -Timers' Day seriously. | 1.1923 | 0.03638 | 130 | 106 | 23 | 1 |
2673 | I hear you needed a slugger. | 1.1923 | 0.04100 | 130 | 109 | 17 | 4 |
2674 | I'll be honest. I am a one-tool player. | 1.1923 | 0.03798 | 130 | 107 | 21 | 2 |
2675 | Paleo diet | 1.1923 | 0.03952 | 130 | 108 | 19 | 3 |
2676 | Yes, people call them the ‘Tools of Ignorance.’ And, yes, I’m sure you DID use it first. | 1.1923 | 0.03798 | 130 | 107 | 21 | 2 |
2677 | Allow me to explain the intent behind Throwback Night. | 1.1923 | 0.03798 | 130 | 107 | 21 | 2 |
2678 | I do not understand finger puppets. Can we communicate in Hieroglyphics instead? | 1.1923 | 0.03952 | 130 | 108 | 19 | 3 |
2679 | Hey, Alley Oop, the rules say you gotta wear a helmet. | 1.1923 | 0.03798 | 130 | 107 | 21 | 2 |
2680 | Sure baseball has a long season ... but eons! | 1.1923 | 0.03798 | 130 | 107 | 21 | 2 |
2681 | I just came from the clubhouse. What's the score? | 1.1923 | 0.04100 | 130 | 109 | 17 | 4 |
2682 | Three strikes and I'm out--cold. | 1.1923 | 0.03798 | 130 | 107 | 21 | 2 |
2683 | Of course my bat's bigger than yours they call this the Big Leagues for a reason! | 1.1923 | 0.03638 | 130 | 106 | 23 | 1 |
2684 | Is that a regulation bat? | 1.1923 | 0.04100 | 130 | 109 | 17 | 4 |
2685 | He can't throw a woolly mammoth and you know it. | 1.1923 | 0.04100 | 130 | 109 | 17 | 4 |
2686 | It's Clubs are for Golf, and Bats are for Baseball! | 1.1923 | 0.04243 | 130 | 110 | 15 | 5 |
2687 | Sorry, this is the thinking man's game. | 1.1923 | 0.03952 | 130 | 108 | 19 | 3 |
2688 | And your mother is a Brontosaurus | 1.1923 | 0.03952 | 130 | 108 | 19 | 3 |
2689 | Still beating your wife? | 1.1923 | 0.04381 | 130 | 111 | 13 | 6 |
2690 | I love your throwback jersey. | 1.1923 | 0.03952 | 130 | 108 | 19 | 3 |
2691 | After the game, do you want to go clubbing? | 1.1923 | 0.03638 | 130 | 106 | 23 | 1 |
2692 | Where'd the umpire go? That bat doesn't look up to regulation. | 1.1920 | 0.03885 | 125 | 103 | 20 | 2 |
2693 | If Bloog no hit homerun, Bloog lose scholarship. | 1.1917 | 0.04150 | 120 | 100 | 17 | 3 |
2694 | They told me to put some good wood on it | 1.1908 | 0.04071 | 131 | 110 | 17 | 4 |
2695 | Bill Veeck is at it again. | 1.1908 | 0.03924 | 131 | 109 | 19 | 3 |
2696 | You think season is over? | 1.1890 | 0.03989 | 127 | 106 | 18 | 3 |
2697 | I'll be honest, I'm not crazy about these throwback uniforms. | 1.1890 | 0.03989 | 127 | 106 | 18 | 3 |
2698 | Wait till you see the Green Monster here in Jurassic Park." | 1.1890 | 0.04143 | 127 | 107 | 16 | 4 |
2699 | He could not adapt to the modern strike zone | 1.1890 | 0.03989 | 127 | 106 | 18 | 3 |
2700 | Cleats? What are those? | 1.1890 | 0.04434 | 127 | 109 | 12 | 6 |
2701 | Just up from the Neanderthal League? | 1.1890 | 0.04143 | 127 | 107 | 16 | 4 |
2702 | No, you may not hit everyone at Home when you hit a Run. | 1.1890 | 0.03989 | 127 | 106 | 18 | 3 |
2703 | Dry cleaners lose the uniforms again? | 1.1890 | 0.03662 | 127 | 104 | 22 | 1 |
2704 | ...And up to the plate is Moog McGregor, who was grandfathered in before bat size regulation rules | 1.1890 | 0.04291 | 127 | 108 | 14 | 5 |
2705 | Intentional Walk | 1.1890 | 0.04143 | 127 | 107 | 16 | 4 |
2706 | That Paleo Diet is really working. | 1.1890 | 0.04143 | 127 | 107 | 16 | 4 |
2707 | Attitude is not always everything. | 1.1890 | 0.03989 | 127 | 106 | 18 | 3 |
2708 | They wanted an exceptional E.R.A., not era. | 1.1890 | 0.03989 | 127 | 106 | 18 | 3 |
2709 | Did you say DH,or was that Duh? | 1.1890 | 0.03989 | 127 | 106 | 18 | 3 |
2710 | Quit grunting, and get in the batter's box. | 1.1890 | 0.03989 | 127 | 106 | 18 | 3 |
2711 | Was that a cave ball? | 1.1890 | 0.03989 | 127 | 106 | 18 | 3 |
2712 | When you say you're up here to hit, you're talking about the ball, right. | 1.1890 | 0.03829 | 127 | 105 | 20 | 2 |
2713 | You're hugging the plate, sir. | 1.1890 | 0.04291 | 127 | 108 | 14 | 5 |
2714 | Did they emphasize it's the ball your supposed to hit and not me? | 1.1890 | 0.04291 | 127 | 108 | 14 | 5 |
2715 | Did they at least give you a cup to wear under that? | 1.1890 | 0.03829 | 127 | 105 | 20 | 2 |
2716 | Word to the wise: If you argue his calls, you best speak softly. | 1.1890 | 0.03829 | 127 | 105 | 20 | 2 |
2717 | No curve balls—understand? | 1.1890 | 0.03829 | 127 | 105 | 20 | 2 |
2718 | I say the retro look has gone to far back but it is comfortable. | 1.1890 | 0.03829 | 127 | 105 | 20 | 2 |
2719 | Wow! Talk about a 'throwback' uniform. | 1.1890 | 0.03829 | 127 | 105 | 20 | 2 |
2720 | After the GEICO contract ran out, Frank decided to see what else was so easy. | 1.1890 | 0.04143 | 127 | 107 | 16 | 4 |
2721 | With all de respect, you were called up from the minors 1,600 years ago. | 1.1890 | 0.03829 | 127 | 105 | 20 | 2 |
2722 | Sorry, we don't have club sports any more. | 1.1890 | 0.04143 | 127 | 107 | 16 | 4 |
2723 | Look, the game has changed a lot!! | 1.1890 | 0.03662 | 127 | 104 | 22 | 1 |
2724 | There was a time when beards weren't allowed, you know. | 1.1890 | 0.03829 | 127 | 105 | 20 | 2 |
2725 | I'm guessing you've never seen the forkball. | 1.1890 | 0.04291 | 127 | 108 | 14 | 5 |
2726 | Wait till you see our cleanup hitter, he's a mammoth." | 1.1885 | 0.04250 | 122 | 103 | 15 | 4 |
2727 | Ringer? | 1.1875 | 0.03802 | 128 | 106 | 20 | 2 |
2728 | Ya Muthas a Tyrannosaurus | 1.1875 | 0.03961 | 128 | 107 | 18 | 3 |
2729 | Paleo I can understand. It's those Crossfit types that take it too far. | 1.1864 | 0.04331 | 118 | 100 | 14 | 4 |
2730 | It's not that kind of clubhouse. | 1.1864 | 0.03983 | 118 | 98 | 18 | 2 |
2731 | In the major league, underwear is not optional. | 1.1860 | 0.03932 | 129 | 108 | 18 | 3 |
2732 | No, you stand here and try to hit that little white thing. | 1.1840 | 0.04156 | 125 | 106 | 15 | 4 |
2733 | C'mon, Blackmon, you're not fooling anyone. | 1.1840 | 0.03997 | 125 | 105 | 17 | 3 |
2734 | That's right, this sign means just stand there... | 1.1840 | 0.03833 | 125 | 104 | 19 | 2 |
2735 | Bludgeonder Up! | 1.1840 | 0.04598 | 125 | 109 | 9 | 7 |
2736 | I guess we're still in the early innings. | 1.1840 | 0.03997 | 125 | 105 | 17 | 3 |
2737 | Next up, pinch-hitting for Fred Flintstone, is Babe Rock. | 1.1840 | 0.03480 | 125 | 102 | 23 | 0 |
2738 | How's that paleo diet working out for you? | 1.1840 | 0.03833 | 125 | 104 | 19 | 2 |
2739 | You'll wanna strike before the Iron Age gets hot | 1.1840 | 0.03997 | 125 | 105 | 17 | 3 |
2740 | Nice Wheels. | 1.1840 | 0.04156 | 125 | 106 | 15 | 4 |
2741 | You wouldn’t still be playing if this were the National League. | 1.1840 | 0.03997 | 125 | 105 | 17 | 3 |
2742 | I'm the inspiration for the movie,"The Natural." | 1.1840 | 0.03833 | 125 | 104 | 19 | 2 |
2743 | Suddenly, Fred remembered he needed to renew his car insurance. | 1.1840 | 0.03833 | 125 | 104 | 19 | 2 |
2744 | The last player from the Steroid Age | 1.1840 | 0.04156 | 125 | 106 | 15 | 4 |
2745 | Remember you get 3 strikes at the ball, AT THE BALL. | 1.1840 | 0.03833 | 125 | 104 | 19 | 2 |
2746 | As far as I know, you're the first from the Pleistocene Epoch. | 1.1840 | 0.03833 | 125 | 104 | 19 | 2 |
2747 | Pangaea? I hardly knew 'er. | 1.1840 | 0.03997 | 125 | 105 | 17 | 3 |
2748 | Yeah, but what's your strikeout to walk ratio? | 1.1840 | 0.03660 | 125 | 103 | 21 | 1 |
2749 | At least you get a cup | 1.1840 | 0.03833 | 125 | 104 | 19 | 2 |
2750 | Good, now the ball. It's the opposite of the umpire, so try to miss all three. | 1.1840 | 0.04156 | 125 | 106 | 15 | 4 |
2751 | I got called up from the Neanderthal League. | 1.1840 | 0.03997 | 125 | 105 | 17 | 3 |
2752 | I can hit you right out of the park! | 1.1840 | 0.04455 | 125 | 108 | 11 | 6 |
2753 | Yes, you've got quite a Ball Club! | 1.1840 | 0.04308 | 125 | 107 | 13 | 5 |
2754 |