Contest #625


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625

The winning captions

These captions are chosen by The New Yorker.

  1. “A lot has happened since your last at-bat.”
  2. “Yeah, I hate the throwback uniforms, too.”
  3. “This explains the art work in the dugout.”


Name Value
Submission deadline 2018-07-29T23:09:00.000Z
Voting started -
Voting ended 2018-08-19T23:11:00.000Z
Finalists announced 2018-08-13T23:10:00.000Z
Magazine(s) announcing finalists issued August 20, 2018
Number of captions 5681
Number of responses 1326529
Number of participants -


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In this table, the "mean" means the empirically measured average funniness score when the "unfunny", "somewhat funny" and "funny" receive a funniness score of 1, 2, 3 respectively. "Precison" is the standard error of the mean, the standard deviation of the mean estimate. With that, a caption with an empirical mean μ and precision σ has true mean in the range [μ - 2σ, μ + 2σ] with 95% probability by the 68-95-99.7 rule assuming the responses are indepedent and identically distributed.

Rank Caption Mean Precision Total votes "Unfunny" votes "Somewhat funny" votes "Funny" votes
0 No, sir, this is Fenway. You're looking for Jurassic Park. 2.0994 0.00546 20166 5148 7866 7152
1 Remember, if I catch the ball you stop trying to hit it. 1.9794 0.00609 17199 5658 6238 5303
2 I’d say your timing’s a bit off. 1.9532 0.00587 17437 5668 6917 4852
3 How long you been with the club? 1.9509 0.00588 17737 5901 6806 5030
4 Yes, I know what an ‘out’ is. I’m a Neanderthal, not a moron. 1.9119 0.00757 10964 3965 4000 2999
5 That's not why I'm squatting. 1.8999 0.00638 16141 6185 5386 4570
6 Look, pal, the game has evolved. 1.8780 0.00617 14916 5252 6232 3432
7 Is it true you played for Cleveland the year they won the Series? 1.8702 0.00656 14886 5865 5088 3933
8 Yeah, I hate the throwback uniforms too. 1.8595 0.00685 13143 5110 4769 3264
9 This isn't a normal side effect Kenny.. how much of it did you take?! 1.8422 0.00649 15548 6509 4983 4056
10 When I heard a new batter had been recruited from B.C., I naturally assumed Boston College. 1.8418 0.00649 14023 5422 5398 3203
11 The irony here is that millions of guys are watching this game in their man-caves. 1.8331 0.00661 13553 5333 5149 3071
12 Spent a while in the minors, eh? 1.8191 0.00672 12747 5033 4987 2727
13 Sorry buddy... this is Fenway Park, not Jurassic Park. 1.8159 0.00735 11207 4610 4050 2547
14 I wouldn't slide if I were you. 1.7433 0.00765 9961 4510 3498 1953
15 Don't worry, one day you'll be able to stand upright too. 1.7380 0.00783 9817 4576 3237 2004
16 You swing like a gatherer. 1.7236 0.01029 5857 2849 1778 1230
17 Why do you catch it, if you're not gonna eat it? 1.7059 0.01021 5601 2699 1850 1052
18 Finally got called up, eh? 1.7019 0.00744 9845 4590 3600 1655
19 "There is no point. Just hit the ball. 1.7016 0.01394 2999 1455 984 560
20 This explains the artwork in the dugout. 1.6943 0.00980 5796 2770 2028 998
21 Still no shoe endorsement, huh? 1.6914 0.00761 9356 4424 3395 1537
22 I'll bet your baseball card is worth a lot. 1.6815 0.00936 6534 3242 2131 1161
23 Watch out. His fastball is on fire, if that term means anything to you. 1.6799 0.00837 8050 3970 2687 1393
24 I've been carbon-dating your sister. 1.6611 0.00996 6019 3163 1733 1123
25 This is Fenway Park, not Jurassic Park. 1.6608 0.00910 6880 3521 2172 1187
26 Maybe the games do last too long. 1.6533 0.00969 5882 2996 1929 957
27 When he says ‘strike’, don’t. 1.6397 0.01069 4760 2462 1551 747
28 Coach has you really taking the Paleo seriously these days, huh? 1.6391 0.01051 4772 2430 1634 708
29 Baseball confusing game. How can man walk with four balls? 1.6273 0.01067 5299 2954 1366 979
30 Well, well...now look who's standing upright and who isn't. 1.6235 0.00985 5599 2971 1765 863
31 I see you made the club. 1.6195 0.01058 4775 2531 1530 714
32 Could be worse. Our throwback uniform is a fig leaf. 1.6135 0.01677 1886 1005 605 276
33 Other than instant replay it's pretty much the same 1.5992 0.02102 1215 667 368 180
34 A lot has happened since your last at bat. 1.5946 0.00966 5501 2978 1775 748
35 Actually, the Cubs did finally win. 1.5843 0.01092 4431 2475 1323 633
36 Oh so you're the bunter-gatherer everyone's talking about. 1.5790 0.02497 829 462 254 113
37 um...I'm here for the Trump rally 1.5787 0.01231 3990 2401 869 720
38 Still eating paleo? 1.5723 0.00885 6701 3803 1961 937
39 So you're the mammoth slugger people are talking about. 1.5688 0.01253 3198 1789 999 410
40 Do me a favor, and if you slide into home, come in head-first 1.5655 0.01106 4092 2299 1272 521
41 I was told I would be fighting against tigers sent in from Detroit. 1.5652 0.01502 2210 1240 691 279
42 You got this - he's been throwing rocks all day. 1.5525 0.01033 4610 2627 1419 564
43 You're back? I thought you retired like a million years ago! 1.5454 0.01162 3704 2151 1086 467
44 You know they are going to check you for steroids. 1.5208 0.01107 3871 2290 1146 435
45 You must have spent a long time in the minors. 1.5207 0.01023 4375 2553 1366 456
46 For the last time, you have to hit the ball BEFORE it's in my glove. 1.5127 0.02252 907 537 275 95
47 You’ll fit in perfectly, as long as you stand for the anthem. 1.5119 0.01578 2051 1268 516 267
48 They said if I made the club i could play 1.5090 0.01698 1670 1013 464 193
49 It looks counterintuitive, but I'm what you evolved to. 1.5069 0.01230 3186 1940 877 369
50 Isn't this the best Old-Timers' Day ever? 1.5044 0.01216 3164 1912 908 344
51 You're history. 1.5019 0.01618 1801 1096 506 199
52 Flintstone? He was traded to the Colorado Rockies. 1.5014 0.01295 2832 1730 784 318
53 Finally. It felt like I was in the minors for a thousand years. 1.5013 0.01239 3048 1852 864 332
54 We don't get that many bunter-gatherers here in the big leagues. 1.4996 0.01328 2822 1761 712 349
55 I've been sitting on the bench for ages. 1.4949 0.01333 2558 1553 744 261
56 I only hit what I can eat 1.4932 0.01362 2500 1534 699 267
57 You might want to dial it back a bit on the steroids. 1.4929 0.02874 562 345 157 60
58 They really stepped it up for Old Timers' Day this year 1.4919 0.01615 1736 1058 502 176
59 Say what you will, being a designated hitter has kept a lot of us old guys in the game. 1.4910 0.01354 2436 1479 718 239
60 Let me guess: you’re gonna hit it back to the Stone Age. 1.4897 0.03372 435 275 107 53
61 You gotta retire at some point, Damon. 1.4858 0.01696 1585 978 444 163
62 Look, I don't care if you discovered fire, three strikes means you're out! 1.4821 0.01513 2097 1327 529 241
63 When your manager says ‘sacrifice,’ he’s not talking about me. 1.4794 0.01523 1946 1209 541 196
64 I do believe you are batting out of geological order 1.4779 0.01567 1900 1198 496 206
65 First time with the big club? 1.4767 0.01564 1913 1210 494 209
66 Strike!” Doesn’t mean hit me 1.4760 0.01524 1874 1156 544 174
67 You're ages late. 1.4752 0.01548 1875 1171 517 187
68 You're early man. 1.4717 0.01768 1539 991 370 178
69 My God. How long were you on deck? 1.4716 0.01630 1743 1107 450 186
70 Now that you're upright, we're gonna walk you. 1.4716 0.01586 1760 1100 490 170
71 I hate Old Timers day 1.4683 0.01658 1672 1065 431 176
72 Yeah, the game's evolving too. 1.4680 0.01602 1654 1025 484 145
73 Bob, maybe it's time to rethink that Paleo Diet. 1.4646 0.01721 1569 1009 391 169
74 Do you also talk softly? 1.4644 0.01725 1546 991 392 163
75 Ladies and gentleman, next up to bat...President Trump as seen by the rest of the planet! 1.4644 0.02039 1277 864 233 180
76 Just remember, no one wants to see you slide in that thing. 1.4642 0.01716 1508 955 406 147
77 If this doesn't work out, you could always get a job at the White House." 1.4628 0.02027 1236 824 252 160
78 These throwback uniforms are getting outta control. 1.4613 0.01766 1487 961 366 160
79 I just think The Barbarians is an insensitive team name, that's all. 1.4605 0.03779 304 192 84 28
80 This time, try swinging horizontally. 1.4602 0.02500 728 468 185 75
81 Unless you're wearing underwear, I wouldn't slide into any base. 1.4582 0.01762 1412 899 379 134
82 The old timers game is next week. 1.4573 0.01776 1406 900 369 137
83 I'm assuming you came out of left field. 1.4535 0.01827 1354 878 338 138
84 So, just how long were you in the minors? 1.4525 0.01856 1304 845 328 131
85 This this Fenway, you must be looking for Jurassic. 1.4506 0.02249 932 616 212 104
86 This is my first time up with the big club 1.4493 0.01942 1233 813 286 134
87 Gary, you’re a mascot. You can’t actually play. 1.4482 0.01934 1216 797 293 126
88 Ooog's on first? I don't get it... 1.4478 0.01923 1226 803 297 126
89 If he yells strike,don't. 1.4476 0.01889 1222 790 317 115
90 It's round..Like a wheel. Oh, but you don't know that yet. 1.4463 0.01890 1201 774 318 109
91 The pitcher's on fire? What's fire? 1.4451 0.01938 1175 766 295 114
92 How about you call for a fastball down the middle; and I won’t accidentally pound you into the ground 1.4448 0.02506 724 477 172 75
93 There's no time limit in this game. If it takes 3 million years, it takes 3 million years! 1.4442 0.01983 1094 708 286 100
94 Want me to tell you what's coming? How about I tell you what's coming? Fastball, slider, competition with a superior species and mass extinction. 1.4413 0.02098 1047 697 238 112
95 Be calm. He’s not throwing AT you. 1.4397 0.02072 1094 735 237 122
96 How long did you say you were in the minors? 1.4355 0.01944 1024 650 302 72
97 Yes, I do feel like this game is taking forever. 1.4342 0.02071 958 621 258 79
98 Yes, you hit it. No, you don't get to eat it. 1.4337 0.02001 996 640 280 76
99 It makes me VERY nervous that you're looking in the wrong direction. 1.4334 0.02065 999 656 253 90
100 So have you noticed any side effects from the steroids? 1.4324 0.02132 999 671 224 104
101 Don't worry, the game hasn't changed much. 1.4317 0.02035 996 649 264 83
102 Speak softly. 1.4298 0.02096 968 639 242 87
103 So, how long did you say you were in the minor leagues? 1.4298 0.02013 968 623 274 71
104 Just so we’re clear here... I’m not really a tiger. 1.4284 0.02190 929 624 212 93
105 Cocktails and Opera at the Met after the game? 1.4280 0.02286 944 657 170 117
106 It really has been a while since Cleveland won the series. 1.4280 0.02199 930 627 208 95
107 I invented this game 1.4254 0.02147 912 604 228 80
108 Let me guess...you also speak softly. 1.4250 0.02151 913 606 226 81
109 You built it, so I came 1.4242 0.02224 884 594 205 85
110 You have a chance to make prehistory here. 1.4241 0.02174 896 596 220 80
111 Wow, the designated hitter rule appears to have really extended your career. 1.4235 0.02179 876 580 221 75
112 These throwback jerseys are getting ridiculous. 1.4226 0.02242 892 606 195 91
113 Republican Party Headquarters? Turn right on Elm Street. 1.4224 0.02424 805 557 156 92
114 I hear they call you the Natural. 1.4206 0.02207 863 576 211 76
115 Oh, great, another hipster ballplayer with a beard and a homemade organic bat. 1.4204 0.02233 842 562 206 74
116 'Amazing how much the game has evolved. 1.4199 0.02094 855 552 247 56
117 Remember! After I catch the ball you have to stop hitting it! 1.4195 0.02207 839 556 214 69
118 Actually... most players have beards, you’ll blend right in. 1.4190 0.03222 389 257 101 31
119 I'm not pooping, I'm the catcher. 1.4189 0.02307 814 550 187 77
120 Did you just call me a homosapien? 1.4184 0.02274 827 557 194 76
121 I'm guessing they'll want a urine test from you after the game. 1.4184 0.02257 839 565 197 77
122 Well, I hope you're wearing underwear this time! 1.4171 0.02271 784 520 201 63
123 We have to wait for someone to invent the ball. 1.4168 0.02345 823 566 171 86
124 Is it just me, or does a baseball game seem to take ages? 1.4153 0.02315 809 550 182 77
125 Lemme guess... First time? 1.4147 0.02400 791 547 160 84
126 Sure Buddy, go ahead. Knock it into the Stone Age. 1.4143 0.02281 799 537 193 69
127 Now THAT's a throwback uniform. 1.4136 0.02265 793 530 198 65
128 Three yabadabadoos and you're out. 1.4132 0.02544 634 425 156 53
129 This may be difficult for you to grasp, but he's throwing fire tonight. 1.4130 0.02351 782 533 175 74
130 When the man behind me yells, "Strike!" , do not hit me! Got it? 1.4127 0.02384 710 474 179 57
131 Do you have to drag your wife here to watch you play? 1.4123 0.02400 747 509 168 70
132 I liked your drawings in the clubhouse. 1.4116 0.02270 758 502 200 56
133 You're about to learn how to count to three. 1.4098 0.02534 654 444 152 58
134 It'll be a crime if I don't get Comeback Player of the Year. 1.4071 0.02359 737 499 176 62
135 Go ahead, call me Fred Flintstone one more time. 1.4054 0.02418 708 482 165 61
136 You must be here for the Really Old Timer's game. 1.4042 0.02371 710 479 175 56
137 I'm going to make baseball great again. 1.4040 0.02514 708 495 140 73
138 When the ump says 'Strike', he doesn't mean him with your club. 1.4023 0.02395 696 471 170 55
139 Now that you're erect, how would you feel about an intentional walk.. 1.4020 0.02408 694 471 167 56
140 We invented fire and this is the best thing you guys could come up with? 1.4015 0.02469 680 466 155 59
141 I hope that's not real fur. 1.4012 0.02481 658 448 156 54
142 Look -- 'strike one' is a statement, not a command. 1.4008 0.02956 484 334 106 44
143 Slugger, maybe it's time to ease off the paleo diet. 1.3988 0.02492 667 459 150 58
144 I see why they call you "Shoeless Joe." 1.3963 0.02446 641 433 162 46
145 I hear you speak softly! 1.3960 0.02454 649 441 159 49
146 I think you might be taking this Paleo diet a bit too far, Carl. 1.3959 0.02510 639 438 149 52
147 Bunter and Gatherer 1.3953 0.02454 645 438 159 48
148 Do you think they’re taking throwback uniforms too far? 1.3953 0.02493 645 442 151 52
149 Don't argue with the ump. He's a Neanderthal. 1.3952 0.02584 630 438 135 57
150 It looks like we have a Trump supporter coming to bat. 1.3952 0.02769 620 448 99 73
151 Sorry, the rules say you need protective headgear and underwear. 1.3949 0.02516 633 434 148 51
152 Can you believe it? 5,297,345,498,712,842 innings and we’re STILL tied! 1.3949 0.02540 628 432 144 52
153 So you must be the bottom of the order? 1.3949 0.02503 623 424 152 47
154 We've all tried the vintage uniforms, but the vintage bat is something special. 1.3940 0.02448 632 427 161 44
155 Everybody warned you taking steroids would have side effects. 1.3926 0.02540 624 430 143 51
156 Love those throwback uniforms. 1.3919 0.02468 620 420 157 43
157 You're late. 1.3918 0.02623 582 401 134 47
158 For this I was unfrozen? 1.3915 0.02896 493 343 107 43
159 Well, well. The bunter-gatherer returns. 1.3912 0.02583 616 428 135 53
160 Boston No Sox? 1.3910 0.02658 578 401 128 49
161 You have my vote for Comeback Player of the Year. 1.3907 0.02603 581 399 137 45
162 I bet you hit like my great, great, great, great, great, great, great, great, great, great, great, great, great, great, great, great, great, great, great, great, great, great, great, great, great grandmother. 1.3904 0.02582 602 416 137 49
163 Designated hominoid”. Very funny. Never heard that one before. 1.3902 0.03006 410 277 106 27
164 Yeah the baseball age is almost over too. 1.3897 0.02503 603 410 151 42
165 Am I late? 1.3896 0.02734 575 406 114 55
166 I'm assuming you won't be bunting. 1.3894 0.02483 606 411 154 41
167 No worries, with that beard you fit right in. 1.3894 0.02538 606 416 144 46
168 You should wear a helmet. The pitcher is a creationist. 1.3890 0.02854 545 389 100 56
169 Smart to wait until the money got good. 1.3886 0.02531 597 408 146 43
170 Just play by the rules, ok? You're not here to reinvent the wheel. 1.3880 0.02619 549 374 137 38
171 If you don't swing I will show you how to make fire. 1.3868 0.02756 517 357 120 40
172 The pitcher's gotta see your knees. 1.3867 0.02559 587 403 141 43
173 Ya know, the Yankees are going to make you shave that beard! 1.3863 0.02632 585 408 128 49
174 The ump told me to tell you that you’re out. 1.3863 0.02587 585 404 136 45
175 Just run to first if you hit it. No need to reinvent the... never mind. 1.3848 0.02641 564 391 129 44
176 It may be your turn, but it's not your time. 1.3842 0.02525 570 387 147 36
177 Now remember, after you hit the ball you don't run after it and skin it." 1.3840 0.02889 500 353 102 45
178 Obviously you made the club. 1.3829 0.02840 491 342 110 39
179 Well, if it isn’t the player to be named later. 1.3822 0.02692 552 386 121 45
180 How’s Wilma? 1.3822 0.02816 518 365 108 45
181 Before we get started here, I just want to make sure that your definition of "strike" is the same as mine. 1.3818 0.02520 550 371 148 31
182 You was right, Yogi. The future ain't what it used to be. 1.3813 0.02725 556 393 114 49
183 I don't care about the rest, but you should wear a cup! 1.3813 0.02616 556 384 132 40
184 Our owner took throwback​ jersey night a little too far. 1.3813 0.02541 556 378 144 34
185 HOMER Erectus! 1.3810 0.02884 517 370 97 50
186 "Really, your first old timers game?" 1.3809 0.02647 554 385 127 42
187 I’m here for old timers day 1.3809 0.02659 554 386 125 43
188 I'm on loan from the Smithsonian 1.3809 0.02767 554 395 107 52
189 Just making a wild guess here, but you might wanna cut back on the steroids. 1.3804 0.02628 552 382 130 40
190 Beard, hair, the throwback uniform-you're gonna fit right in. 1.3800 0.02609 550 379 133 38
191 These retro uniforms are getting out of hand, if you ask me. 1.3800 0.02635 550 381 129 40
192 This is a pastime, not a past time. 1.3789 0.02702 541 379 119 43
193 Something tells me you're not a bunter 1.3781 0.02583 529 360 138 31
194 Does this new uniform make me look fat? 1.3773 0.03122 432 309 83 40
195 You guys take this old timers game way too seriously 1.3772 0.02535 517 347 145 25
196 I don't care what Coach Rubble told you, Bam-Bam, it's not a regulation bat. 1.3769 0.02747 528 372 113 43
197 I'm guessing you're not up here to bunt. 1.3769 0.02708 528 369 119 40
198 I hope you don't have to slide, bro. 1.3766 0.02684 531 370 122 39
199 It's the top of the 21st. 1.3766 0.02825 531 381 100 50
200 I see you're a heavy hitter. 1.3766 0.02670 531 369 124 38
201 I would have done NASCAR but we haven't invented the wheel yet. 1.3764 0.02688 526 366 122 38
202 You're playing with the wrong club. 1.3762 0.02703 529 370 119 40
203 They said you were old school. 1.3760 0.02598 524 358 135 31
204 Sigh. Where do the Yankees find you guys. 1.3755 0.02774 506 355 112 39
205 So you're the pinch hunter-gatherer. 1.3745 0.02756 518 365 112 41
206 So "strike" has a COUPLE of meanings... 1.3740 0.02637 516 355 129 32
207 That's four. Walk upright to first. 1.3739 0.02786 476 330 114 32
208 How did you guys do against the Tigers? 1.3735 0.02686 514 357 122 35
209 Well, this is certainly a prehistoric moment. 1.3723 0.02732 505 353 116 36
210 Ah. So we're back to squatting. 1.3717 0.02771 487 340 113 34
211 I just learned how to intentionally walk 1.3712 0.02762 493 345 113 35
212 You're Out! Do I have to draw you a picture? 1.3702 0.02761 497 349 112 36
213 If he hits me l hit you 1.3701 0.02851 489 348 101 40
214 Three strikes and I'm out? One strike and you're out. 1.3696 0.02844 487 346 102 39
215 Someone painted a Bison on my locker know anything about that? 1.3693 0.02865 482 343 100 39
216 I already know the answer, but I still have to ask--is that a regulation bat? 1.3689 0.02718 488 339 118 31
217 If you've never seen a wheel, a ball may be a bit of a stretch. 1.3685 0.02824 445 308 110 27
218 Just up from the bush league? 1.3684 0.02784 475 332 111 32
219 I have a feeling you are going to be randomly selected for a drug test after this game. 1.3683 0.02772 486 341 111 34
220 Just be careful with the backswing, OK? 1.3671 0.02803 474 333 108 33
221 You're the first pro magnon. 1.3667 0.02855 480 342 100 38
222 You guys are throwing way, way back with those uniforms. 1.3667 0.02715 480 333 118 29
223 What’s your bashing average? 1.3667 0.02731 480 334 116 30
224 Just so you understand ... it's the ball you hit ... ok ? 1.3665 0.02778 472 330 111 31
225 So you're the one not on steroids? 1.3665 0.02842 472 334 103 35
226 Once I decided to grow the beard, the rest was easy. 1.3655 0.02713 476 330 118 28
227 The scouting report on you says you carry a big stick, but you have no wheels. 1.3652 0.02877 471 336 98 37
228 They did drug test me. 1.3652 0.02797 471 331 108 32
229 This 'throwback uniform' thing is getting out of hand. 1.3650 0.02848 474 337 101 36
230 Dude, I'm so stoned. 1.3632 0.02920 457 327 94 36
231 Do I look like I’m about to bunt? 1.3629 0.03035 463 340 78 45
232 Really? How long have you been in the minors? 1.3629 0.02744 463 322 114 27
233 Still walking softly, eh? 1.3626 0.02895 455 324 97 34
234 I just got called up from the Pro-Magnon League. 1.3626 0.02929 455 326 93 36
235 There are no actual tigers. We are the Detroit Tigers. 1.3624 0.02849 458 324 102 32
236 How long did they keep you in the minors? 1.3624 0.02915 458 328 94 36
237 Let me guess. You're up from the bush leagues? 1.3624 0.02798 458 321 108 29
238 We're the Tigers. The Mammoths are playing next door. 1.3624 0.02729 458 317 116 25
239 My E.R.A.? 10,000 b.c. 1.3624 0.02929 436 309 96 31
240 Well, it's a metaphorical home. 1.3618 0.02840 456 322 103 31
241 According to Ancestry.com we are related. 1.3597 0.02881 442 313 99 30
242 The bat says it is legal. Wanna argue with it? 1.3597 0.02881 442 313 99 30
243 My uniform? Beaver. I find wool too itchy and polyester too hot. 1.3594 0.02889 448 319 97 32
244 One of us is having a very strange day. 1.3594 0.02872 448 318 99 31
245 This time, don't eat it after you club it. 1.3591 0.02853 440 310 102 28
246 The game kinda evolved! 1.3587 0.02755 446 310 112 24
247 You the guy who speaks softly? 1.3587 0.02915 446 319 94 33
248 Of course I can walk upright! 1.3583 0.02902 441 314 96 31
249 So, you're the guy who has to carry the club on his shoulders. 1.3583 0.02884 441 313 98 30
250 I don’t care how thick your skull is - you still need a batting helmet. 1.3583 0.02812 441 309 106 26
251 I guess if you count the umpires, yes, you have had two hits today. 1.3573 0.02987 403 285 92 26
252 When they shouted KILL THE UMPIRE, they didn’t mean it literally. 1.3573 0.03089 403 290 82 31
253 While his baseball career was otherwise undistinguished, Zekk son-of-Krob is widely credited with the first walk in history. 1.3573 0.02910 431 306 96 29
254 Gonna knock one back to the Stone Age this time, whiffer boy? 1.3570 0.02937 437 313 92 32
255 Its not the ball I'm worried about. 1.3570 0.02919 437 312 94 31
256 I don't mean to profile, but I'm guessing you're looking for the clubhouse? 1.3570 0.02809 437 306 106 25
257 Oh, great. Another GEICO commercial. 1.3566 0.02900 429 304 97 28
258 The most difficult aspect of this was the required change in my swing from the vertical to the horizontal. 1.3566 0.02881 429 303 99 27
259 Yo' mama still livin' in Bedrock? 1.3558 0.02857 430 303 101 26
260 Kill the ump" is just a saying. They didn't mean it. 1.3558 0.02819 430 301 105 24
261 Wow, how long have we been playing? 1.3557 0.02824 433 304 104 25
262 It's all good,the pitcher is throwing rocks today anyway. 1.3557 0.02972 433 312 88 33
263 I get it: Pinstripes don't work for everybody. 1.3551 0.02903 428 304 96 28
264 My dad didn’t want me doing cave art anymore. 1.3545 0.02912 426 303 95 28
265 So you're tellin me, you all get paid to hit things with sticks? 1.3541 0.03026 418 302 84 32
266 Aluminium, composite or stegosaurus? 1.3541 0.03007 418 301 86 31
267 When the umpire calls a strike DON’T hit me! 1.3539 0.02756 421 291 111 19
268 He's going to try to walk you. You can walk, right? 1.3534 0.02978 416 298 89 29
269 On this next pitch, try to hit the ball instead. 1.3531 0.02851 422 297 101 24
270 When the man says strike, he doesn’t mean me! 1.3531 0.02851 422 297 101 24
271 Old school hitter. I like that. 1.3531 0.02851 422 297 101 24
272 Initially, I just stopped shaving. 1.3531 0.03023 422 306 83 33
273 Call me a Luddite, but I don’t trust aluminum bats. 1.3531 0.03042 422 307 81 34
274 Strike one what? 1.3525 0.02812 417 291 105 21
275 How many contract extensions have you had? 1.3525 0.02873 417 294 99 24
276 You can’t tell me my stance is primitive when you’re only semi-erect. 1.3522 0.03007 406 291 87 28
277 Homo Erectus, huh? Better watch yourself in the locker room. 1.3519 0.03126 395 287 77 31
278 That guy you smashed over the head and dragged off the field last inning is called the umpire. 1.3498 0.02942 406 289 92 25
279 It's three on and two out in bottom of the ninth, not that you can count. 1.3498 0.02921 406 288 94 24
280 Up from the bush league? 1.3496 0.02802 409 285 105 19
281 Are we in a Geico commercial? 1.3496 0.03067 409 298 79 32
282 You're not really from the Dominican Republic, are you? 1.3496 0.03028 409 296 83 30
283 That was a long inning! 1.3496 0.03048 409 297 81 31
284 What, were you born yesterday? Go get a helmet. 1.3490 0.02972 404 289 89 26
285 What are you, some kind of a Neanderthal? Put on a helmet! 1.3490 0.03013 404 291 85 28
286 Listen, you drew a walk. Erect or not is up to you. 1.3490 0.02909 404 286 95 23
287 Hey Bamm Bamm,Remember me? Mr Flintstone was our Little League coach ages ago. 1.3483 0.03553 290 209 61 20
288 I've heard you're a heavy hitter 1.3483 0.02939 402 286 92 24
289 The Natural 1.3476 0.03150 397 292 72 33
290 It's the thing that looks like a wheel, but rounder. 1.3474 0.02891 403 285 96 22
291 Just try to make contact. You don't have to kill it. 1.3469 0.03031 392 282 84 26
292 Don't tell me--you bat right, but you hunt left? 1.3467 0.02978 398 285 88 25
293 Normally, the batter wears a protective helmet, but something tells me you're going to be OK. 1.3467 0.02935 398 283 92 23
294 No, you can't hit him first to keep him from throwing the ball at you. 1.3467 0.03062 398 289 80 29
295 Honestly? I'd just tell her how you feel. 1.3465 0.03113 381 276 78 27
296 He’s throwing fire, but I guess you don’t know what that is. 1.3460 0.03051 396 287 81 28
297 What's your ERA? 1.3460 0.03030 396 286 83 27
298 I can teach you how to stand upright. 1.3455 0.03084 382 276 80 26
299 How many years were you down in the minors? 1.3441 0.03069 372 267 82 23
300 we usually don't cave till the ninth inning. 1.3436 0.03247 358 262 69 27
301 It's for a GEICO ad. 1.3429 0.03146 382 280 73 29
302 Let me guess...you thought I was gonna be a leftie. 1.3429 0.03012 382 274 85 23
303 Throwback uniform day is tomorrow, Frank. 1.3429 0.02974 385 275 88 22
304 What's the point of anything, really? 1.3429 0.03193 385 285 68 32
305 There's no grunting in baseball. 1.3429 0.03063 385 279 80 26
306 So you're the living proof ....the games are too long. 1.3421 0.03068 380 275 80 25
307 Not to make you nervous, but Fred and Wilma are in the bleachers. 1.3421 0.02999 380 272 86 22
308 Back in my day the catcher didn't wear a mask. 1.3421 0.02952 380 270 90 20
309 When was the last time you played? 1.3415 0.03106 369 267 78 24
310 I don't much care for the throwback uniforms either! 1.3413 0.03055 378 273 81 24
311 Paleo diet? Yeah, I know a place. 1.3413 0.03008 378 271 85 22
312 Welcome to Old Timer's Day. 1.3413 0.02938 378 268 91 19
313 I suppose you are going to tell me you found that in the club house. 1.3413 0.03055 378 273 81 24
314 oh, I get it...you plan on hitting the next ball back to the stone age 1.3413 0.03100 378 275 77 26
315 You're taking 'Throwback Night' a bit too seriously 1.3413 0.03078 378 274 79 25
316 ...here for the Ken Burns prequel. 1.3407 0.03200 361 264 71 26
317 Am I allowed to drag the pitcher around the bases by his hair? 1.3407 0.03229 364 268 68 28
318 Evolution is just a game to you people, isn't it? 1.3404 0.02907 379 268 93 18
319 Ken Burns never covered this... 1.3403 0.03032 382 276 82 24
320 There are two outs and it’s the bottom of the Eocene 1.3397 0.03037 368 264 83 21
321 You're supposed to hit the ball, just the ball, only the ball, nothing but the ball! 1.3397 0.03037 368 264 83 21
322 I'm a "presteroid" man! 1.3397 0.03203 368 271 69 28
323 They call me the home-run erectus 1.3397 0.03109 368 267 77 24
324 He likes to pitch Neanderthals high and tight . 1.3396 0.03044 371 267 82 22
325 Wow, that Paleo diet you're on is really working! 1.3396 0.02996 371 265 86 20
326 What? No shoe endorsement deal? 1.3396 0.02980 374 267 87 20
327 I heard you paint caves in the off-season. 1.3396 0.03004 374 268 85 21
328 Are you the player to be named later? 1.3396 0.03004 374 268 85 21
329 You know how Mr. Steinbrenner feels about beards. 1.3388 0.03030 369 265 83 21
330 No, that was the umpire. This time, aim for the little ball. 1.3381 0.03228 352 258 69 25
331 This your first time at bat? 1.3379 0.03040 367 264 82 21
332 That was a split-seam fastball on the lower outside corner. Any more questions? 1.3379 0.03183 367 270 70 27
333 I don’t think you can use petrified wood. 1.3370 0.02975 365 260 87 18
334 I'm hitting this one back to the Stone Age. 1.3370 0.02949 365 259 89 17
335 Go ahead, see what happens if you signal for another curve ball. 1.3361 0.03102 360 261 77 22
336 These throwback uniforms are really getting out of control. 1.3361 0.03176 360 264 71 25
337 I already told you. Dr. Who's on first. 1.3361 0.03126 360 262 75 23
338 I’m OK with you using the club as a bat, but if you’re gonna wear that getup you gotta promise not to slide feet first into home plate. 1.3361 0.03181 363 267 70 26
339 …and that's what a wheel is. Now a ball… 1.3361 0.03109 363 264 76 23
340 So, I hit ball over fence and I end up at home? Who invented this stupid game? 1.3361 0.03084 363 263 78 22
341 Spend a long time in the minor leagues ? 1.3361 0.03034 363 261 82 20
342 Nope. Never touched 'em. Why do you ask? 1.3361 0.03157 363 266 72 25
343 You're damn straight I can walk upright! 1.3361 0.03059 363 262 80 21
344 Yeah, I’m totally back on steroids. 1.3361 0.03059 363 262 80 21
345 Yep, there is no time limit in baseball. 1.3361 0.03034 363 261 82 20
346 Just so ya know, I'm gonna ask the ump to check that bat. 1.3361 0.03009 363 260 84 19
347 Were you with the Hunters or the Gatherers before being called up? 1.3352 0.03224 352 259 68 25
348 Man, what's your ERA? 1.3352 0.04602 176 130 33 13
349 You come up from the B.C. farm team? 1.3352 0.03053 355 255 81 19
350 Hey dude, I see that whole Paleo diet thing is really working for you!!! 1.3333 0.03283 354 264 62 28
351 Ok, Bam Bam, let'e see what you can do. 1.3333 0.03209 354 261 68 25
352 After four balls, you drag your knuckles to first. 1.3333 0.03222 348 256 68 24
353 Why didn’t you stand during the National Anthem? 1.3333 0.03184 354 260 70 24
354 Remember, don't take 'sacrifice hit' literally. 1.3333 0.03125 351 255 75 21
355 Exactly how long have you been in the dugout? 1.3333 0.03133 354 258 74 22
356 Fair warning; you’ll regret it if you slide into home plate in that uniform! 1.3333 0.03209 354 261 68 25
357 You can't drag the ballgirls by the hair. 1.3333 0.03222 348 256 68 24
358 I called you a Homo because that's your genus. 1.3333 0.03203 351 258 69 24
359 We stopped using rocks 10,000 years ago 1.3333 0.03133 354 258 74 22
360 You're in luck, he's throwing rocks today. 1.3333 0.03056 354 255 80 19
361 Gotta hand it to you, most guys retire after 300,000 years. 1.3333 0.03227 339 248 69 22
362 No caves...they're called dugouts. 1.3333 0.03082 354 256 78 20
363 I am not a big fan of "Throwback" uniforms either. 1.3324 0.03039 352 253 81 18
364 Old Timer's Day has gotten out of hand 1.3324 0.03066 352 254 79 19
365 No, no......you play with a club.....not with a club. 1.3324 0.03039 352 253 81 18
366 I'm hitting the next pitch back to the Stone Age. 1.3324 0.03066 352 254 79 19
367 Goin'' "old school," Champ? 1.3324 0.02903 352 248 91 13
368 After the game, want to go clubbing? 1.3324 0.03066 352 254 79 19
369 How long were you in the minors? 1.3324 0.02931 352 249 89 14
370 I got this. Been practicing for millennia. 1.3324 0.03092 352 255 77 20
371 If it does not help with my hitting, I can at least kill dinner with it. 1.3324 0.03056 349 251 80 18
372 It's an old model Louisville Slugger; they never break. 1.3324 0.03056 349 251 80 18
373 I know he said 'strike,' but he didn't mean me! 1.3324 0.03056 349 251 80 18
374 Sorry sir, you misunderstand. Tigers is just the name of our team. 1.3324 0.03136 349 254 74 21
375 If I hit it, can I eat it? 1.3324 0.03239 349 258 66 25
376 Here's the Deal, you strike out and I'll teach you how to make fire. 1.3324 0.03265 349 259 64 26
377 When I was a rookie, we used to called this place Shea. 1.3314 0.03276 347 258 63 26
378 No, baseball hasn't evolved at all. 1.3314 0.02927 347 245 89 13
379 No, Ugs on first, What's on second! 1.3312 0.03377 317 234 61 22
380 You're just supposed to hit the ball, not beat it to death and eat it.... 1.3307 0.03778 251 185 49 17
381 Are you ever going to retire? 1.3294 0.03059 343 247 79 17
382 I thought the steroid era was over. 1.3294 0.03142 343 250 73 20
383 Designated hitter, I presume? 1.3294 0.03222 343 253 67 23
384 The game hasn't evolved much. 1.3294 0.02797 343 238 97 8
385 It all started when a disgruntled fan tweeted management that “Any dumb cave man could out hit your entire team.” 1.3294 0.03169 343 251 71 21
386 You must be the rookie from Bedrock. 1.3294 0.03169 343 251 71 21
387 Damn, this game is taking forever. 1.3294 0.03241 340 251 66 23
388 No, I’m signaling 1.3294 0.03347 340 255 58 27
389 ... and then they introduced the DH rule. And now you're up to date. 1.3294 0.02962 340 241 86 13
390 I don't believe it either. They finally called me up. 1.3294 0.03637 252 183 55 14
391 He’s batting .500 B.C. 1.3293 0.03226 334 245 68 21
392 We seriously need more accurate drug tests 1.3288 0.03311 295 213 67 15
393 But it was a regulation bat 40,000 years ago! 1.3283 0.03238 332 244 67 21
394 'Kill the umpire' doesn't actually mean that. 1.3274 0.03126 336 244 74 18
395 Congrats on finally being called up. 1.3273 0.03057 333 239 79 15
396 If the pitcher believes in Darwin, he'll probably walk you. 1.3270 0.03169 315 227 73 15
397 Geez. First, politics and now, baseball. 1.3263 0.03297 331 246 62 23
398 I see you're taking the divorce well, Gregg. 1.3263 0.03380 331 249 56 26
399 It takes 4 balls to get to first base? What kinds of men play this game?” 1.3263 0.03512 331 254 46 31
400 I thought the league banned the use of Neanderthal. 1.3253 0.03656 332 261 34 37
401 No, it's not a cave, it's called the dugout. 1.3252 0.03107 329 238 75 16
402 I don't care if you are from Louisville. That's not a regulation bat. 1.3247 0.03847 231 170 47 14
403 Nice. You've taken the beard trend to its logical conclusion. 1.3246 0.03931 228 169 44 15
404 That's three strikes! Can't you count? 1.3242 0.03216 330 243 67 20
405 I don't care if you have only two strikes - you're still history 1.3242 0.03273 330 245 63 22
406 Gosh, baseball really is an archaic sport. 1.3242 0.03187 330 242 69 19
407 How long have you been with the club? 1.3242 0.03187 330 242 69 19
408 The game has evolved. 1.3242 0.03148 327 238 72 17
409 Don't slide. 1.3242 0.03148 327 238 72 17
410 I have no idea where the umpire went. He called “strike three” and I assume he ran for his life. 1.3230 0.03022 322 230 80 12
411 Okay, one more time, “kill ‘em” is just an expression. 1.3230 0.02990 322 229 82 11
412 So I'm guessing you're not into analytics. 1.3230 0.03209 322 236 68 18
413 I just saved 15% on my car insurance. 1.3230 0.03268 322 238 64 20
414 Catcher: "I've HEARD that steroids could have some side effects." 1.3230 0.03148 322 234 72 16
415 Homie, I literally invented fire...but go ahead, tell your guy to bring the heat. 1.3230 0.03178 322 235 70 17
416 Why isn’t the New Yorker funny anymore? 1.3230 0.03441 322 244 52 26
417 It's a bat, get over it. 1.3230 0.03117 322 233 74 15
418 The umpire has a bone to pick with you. 1.3230 0.03268 322 238 64 20
419 Designated by who? 1.3230 0.03117 322 233 74 15
420 Love the throwback jersey. 1.3230 0.03178 322 235 70 17
421 Wow! The METS really have hit rock bottom. 1.3230 0.03327 322 240 60 22
422 You Red Sox are taking this "Fear the Beard" thing far too seriously! 1.3220 0.03170 323 236 70 17
423 I’m giving baseball a go, hunting and gathering is tough on the joints. 1.3220 0.03078 323 233 76 14
424 we haven't squatted like that in over 66 million years. 1.3219 0.03220 320 235 67 18
425 Last guy that wore that slid into home. Some things you just cant unsee. 1.3219 0.03310 320 238 61 21
426 Did coach just discover you in the dugout? 1.3219 0.03190 320 234 69 17
427 "Sometimes I think this whole throwback uniform thing has gone a bit too far." 1.3219 0.03340 320 239 59 22
428 I see that you're with a new club. 1.3209 0.03360 321 241 57 23
429 Shoeless Joe? Are you reinstated? 1.3206 0.03252 315 232 65 18
430 So if I hit you, then we're both out? 1.3206 0.03314 315 234 61 20
431 "This guy's got the perfect pitch for you -- a dragging knuckleball. 1.3206 0.03344 315 235 59 21
432 I don't care if it's an anachronism, the rules say you gotta wear a helmet. 1.3196 0.03335 316 236 59 21
433 Yo mama wears shoes. 1.3195 0.03169 313 228 70 15
434 Heeeyyyy clubber, clubber, clubber... 1.3195 0.03295 313 232 62 19
435 That's ball four pal, try to walk upright to first base. 1.3195 0.03326 313 233 60 20
436 Hey Fred, I slept with Wilma. 1.3195 0.03447 313 237 52 24
437 Word is you spent ages in the minors. 1.3189 0.03216 301 219 68 14
438 I’m the player to be named later. 1.3183 0.03308 311 231 61 19
439 Hold on. We're inventing the ball. 1.3183 0.03431 311 235 53 23
440 They say you were frozen in ice for thousands of years. Take a couple practice swings. 1.3183 0.03308 311 231 61 19
441 So easy even a caveman can do it. 1.3172 0.03288 309 229 62 18
442 Just yabba dabba doo it! 1.3172 0.03191 309 226 68 15
443 I thought we were trying to modernize the sport. 1.3172 0.03158 309 225 70 14
444 So, Wilma or Betty? 1.3172 0.03256 309 228 64 17
445 Sox? What are sox? 1.3172 0.03288 309 229 62 18
446 Is that your girlfriend out there, or a mastodon walking backward? 1.3170 0.03468 306 232 51 23
447 I don't steal, I take. 1.3160 0.03169 307 224 69 14
448 Still using hand gestures to communicate? 1.3160 0.03427 307 232 53 22
449 Dude, TOMORROW is retro uniform night. 1.3160 0.03169 307 224 69 14
450 And you think I look strange? 1.3158 0.03323 304 226 60 18
451 You’ve never heard of steroids, what do you live in a cave? 1.3158 0.03355 304 227 58 19
452 You play ball like a gatherer! 1.3158 0.03419 304 229 54 21
453 You're in the wrong place at the wrong time. 1.3158 0.03387 304 228 56 20
454 Sorry, but you're a Neanderthal. You've already got two strikes against you. 1.3158 0.03290 304 225 62 17
455 Remember: the idea is to swing at the ball as hard as you can, without hitting it. 1.3158 0.03387 304 228 56 20
456 Where's the girl? 1.3156 0.03032 301 215 77 9
457 Do you speak softly . . . ?” 1.3156 0.03345 301 224 59 18
458 Did it hurt to have the cleats installed? 1.3156 0.03068 301 216 75 10
459 Long time in the minors,huh? 1.3148 0.03214 305 224 66 15
460 We know you are doing paleo Scott, but this is a bit much. 1.3146 0.02950 302 214 81 7
461 You forgot your helmet. 1.3146 0.03335 302 225 59 18
462 No Swinging if I catch the ball. Ok? 1.3146 0.03302 302 224 61 17
463 If nothing else Tebow, you’re not a quitter 1.3146 0.03496 302 230 49 23
464 Shoeless Joe from Jurassic Mo. 1.3146 0.03401 302 227 55 20
465 If you give me just 15 minutes after the game, I think I can save you 15% on your car insurance! 1.3136 0.03487 287 216 52 19
466 Best throwback uniforms ever 1.3133 0.03381 300 225 56 19
467 Well, the coach said I really needed to learn to use my primal instincts... 1.3133 0.03281 300 222 62 16
468 I heard you're the guy they called up from that Triple A team in Bedrock. 1.3133 0.03635 300 233 40 27
469 I've been designated to make a sacrifice. 1.3133 0.03247 300 221 64 15
470 Who am I supposed to hit? 1.3133 0.03315 300 223 60 17
471 The lizard stole my Geico gig 1.3133 0.03212 300 220 66 14
472 I slept with your ancestors. 1.3133 0.03381 300 225 56 19
473 Okay. First of all, "Strike!" means something a whole lot different here. 1.3133 0.03142 300 218 70 12
474 How's that paleo diet working for you? 1.3133 0.03177 300 219 68 13
475 ...and, any ball hit into the tar pits is a ground rule double.... 1.3133 0.03381 300 225 56 19
476 Fig. 1. Homer erectus 1.3131 0.03437 297 224 53 20
477 I guess this really is America’s past time. 1.3131 0.03302 297 220 61 16
478 This is Yankee Stadium fella; put some shoes on. 1.3131 0.03302 297 220 61 16
479 Yes, I’m wearing a dress , I’m also carrying a big stick . 1.3131 0.03268 297 219 63 15
480 I heard you hit one out of Jurassic Park. 1.3131 0.03337 297 221 59 17
481 I heard you were just called up from the Paleolithic era. 1.3131 0.02938 297 210 81 6
482 For a guy drafted on a jaw fragment and part of a femur you're lucky to even be in the lineup. 1.3131 0.03337 297 221 59 17
483 It's the CUBS not the "Clubs." 1.3131 0.03302 297 220 61 16
484 I hunt. I do not bunt. 1.3131 0.03268 297 219 63 15
485 Mets farm team? 1.3131 0.03302 297 220 61 16
486 I thought you retired ages ago. 1.3131 0.03233 297 218 65 14
487 Just don't throw the bat, alright? 1.3131 0.03404 297 223 55 19
488 You're the designated hunter, not hitter. 1.3131 0.03371 297 222 57 18
489 Yeah, I was down in the minors a long time. Why do you ask? 1.3131 0.03162 297 216 69 12
490 I heard you usually cave. 1.3131 0.03337 297 221 59 17
491 You just come up from the bush leagues? 1.3131 0.03371 297 222 57 18
492 Did you know 15 minutes could save you 15 percent or more on car insurance? 1.3131 0.03470 297 225 51 21
493 I know it's not a regulation bat, Luis, but do YOU wanna be the one to tell him? 1.3131 0.03162 297 216 69 12
494 Not exactly. They’re Detroit Tigers not saber-tooth tigers. 1.3131 0.03404 297 223 55 19
495 How long were you on the disabled list? 1.3131 0.03125 297 215 71 11
496 Do you want to go clubbing after the game? 1.3131 0.03437 297 224 53 20
497 Whaddya mean this ain't no bat. I got it from the clubhouse! 1.3131 0.03337 297 221 59 17
498 Why you make signal that lion is coming? 1.3131 0.03470 297 225 51 21
499 Well, this is an old-timers' game for the books. 1.3119 0.03350 295 220 58 17
500 Lookin' good. Paleo diet? 1.3119 0.03350 295 220 58 17
501 I don't like the designated hitter rule either. 1.3119 0.03418 295 222 54 19
502 This is Comiskey Park, you must be looking for Jurassic Park. 1.3119 0.03384 295 221 56 18
503 LIMERICK: Before Shoeless Joe there was Paul...A legend at hitting the ball...At the pitcher he sneered...While rockin his beard...Then clubbed em out over the wall. 1.3119 0.03418 295 222 54 19
504 Yooooooouuu'rrreee eeeextiiinct! 1.3114 0.03324 289 214 60 15
505 I know there's no pine tar on it, but I still don't think it's legal. 1.3106 0.03363 293 219 57 17
506 ICE didn’t know where else to send me. 1.3103 0.03490 290 220 50 20
507 You traveled a million years just to strike out! 1.3103 0.03421 290 218 54 18
508 Took you awhile to get here, didn't it? 1.3103 0.03314 290 215 60 15
509 Repeat after me. Hit ball. Not head. 1.3103 0.03314 290 215 60 15
510 This game is taking forever. 1.3103 0.03350 290 216 58 16
511 Ball? Like wheel? But with another axis of rotational symmetry? 1.3103 0.03242 290 213 64 13
512 I hear you spent a lot of time in the minor leagues. 1.3095 0.03101 294 213 71 10
513 Just remember. You hit the ball not me. 1.3090 0.03291 288 213 61 14
514 I think they will put an asterisk next to this one. 1.3090 0.03399 288 216 55 17
515 Ok, deal. You don't bunt, and I show you Match.com. 1.3090 0.03434 288 217 53 18
516 Oh c'mon, weren't you traded like ten thousand years ago? 1.3080 0.03535 276 209 49 18
517 That's your plan? To walk softly! 1.3077 0.03266 286 211 62 13
518 Three strikes and your extinct! 1.3077 0.03484 286 217 50 19
519 Your swing is primitive, but I see promise. 1.3077 0.03228 286 210 64 12
520 You, sir may expect a walk. 1.3063 0.03390 284 213 55 16
521 It figures. A Trump supporter bats righty. 1.3063 0.03426 284 214 53 17
522 Three strikes, you evolve. 1.3063 0.03533 284 217 47 20
523 Talk about a heavy hitter ... 1.3063 0.03353 284 212 57 15
524 Growing your playoff beard already, eh? 1.3063 0.03315 284 211 59 14
525 Whoa, since when are the Red Sox bipeds? 1.3060 0.03451 281 212 52 17
526 Baseball? Next thing you'll be wanting fire. 1.3060 0.03338 281 209 58 14
527 Don't look at me, hit the ball, and then they'll feed you 1.3060 0.03451 281 212 52 17
528 So, that paleo diet seems to be working for you. 1.3060 0.03451 281 212 52 17
529 No, not me. Hit the ball. 1.3060 0.03261 281 207 62 12
530 I'm just saying 'three strikes and you're extinct' is a little harsh. 1.3060 0.03338 281 209 58 14
531 That's some sponsorship you picked up there Ed. 1.3060 0.03414 281 211 54 16
532 Bamm Bambino. You must be Fred and Wilma’s son? 1.3060 0.03523 281 214 48 19
533 I see you and our pitcher use the same barber. 1.3060 0.03300 281 208 60 13
534 I've been in the dug out for ages 1.3060 0.03261 281 207 62 12
535 Time for a mammoth home run. 1.3060 0.03261 281 207 62 12
536 So how long have you been in the Minors? 1.3060 0.03182 281 205 66 10
537 Everything else I get. But buddy, no pants? 1.3058 0.03361 278 207 57 14
538 Old Timers' Day was last week, Buddy 1.3058 0.03243 278 204 63 11
539 Of course you can have unlimited strikes - no problem at all. 1.3047 0.03427 279 210 53 16
540 Tell Mr. Veeck I like the midget better. 1.3032 0.03590 277 213 44 20
541 Don't worry. This game hasn't changed since the Stone Age. 1.3032 0.03479 277 210 50 17
542 I've been traded to the Mets. 1.3032 0.03364 277 207 56 14
543 So you're the missing link in their pennant hopes? 1.3032 0.03364 277 207 56 14
544 Wrong Club 1.3032 0.03516 277 211 48 18
545 Its a Lascaux Slugger. 1.3032 0.03441 277 209 52 16
546 Now I know why your nickname is Homer Erectus. 1.3032 0.03325 277 206 58 13
547 Yes, clubbing me counts as a strike. 1.3032 0.03479 277 210 50 17
548 No like inside fast ball. 1.3032 0.03325 277 206 58 13
549 Why you dress as turtle ... crouch in dust? 1.3032 0.03516 277 211 48 18
550 Wait! "Strike" is just a figure of speech. 1.3032 0.03325 277 206 58 13
551 These 'old-timer' games sure get tougher every year, huh? 1.3032 0.03441 277 209 52 16
552 He's throwing fire? What is fire? 1.3032 0.03364 277 207 56 14
553 Who you calling neaderthal? 1.3032 0.03325 277 206 58 13
554 Your comment about the designated hitter as being a natural result of the evolutionary process of baseball is duly noted. 1.3032 0.03364 277 207 56 14
555 I've got good news. I can save you 15% on car insurance. 1.3032 0.03733 277 217 36 24
556 I get strike, you get club. 1.3032 0.03364 277 207 56 14
557 The email clearly said "Cubs," not "clubs" 1.3032 0.03403 277 208 54 15
558 For the record, if he hits you with the pitch I had nothing to do with it. 1.3029 0.03348 274 204 57 13
559 Sometimes I feel like this game drags on for ages 1.3029 0.03388 274 205 55 14
560 You haven’t made it to the World Series in how long again? 1.3029 0.03427 274 206 53 15
561 Wow! Moving to DH really is the way to extend your career, isn't it? 1.3029 0.03427 274 206 53 15
562 No need to swing, I'm signaling for a walk. 1.3029 0.03542 274 209 47 18
563 Remember, while it's in the air. 1.3029 0.03504 274 208 49 17
564 If you're lucky enough to get to third, don't even think about sliding into home. 1.3029 0.03226 274 201 63 10
565 I had it custom made. It's called The Bat Out Of Hell. 1.3029 0.03542 274 209 47 18
566 No, I’m not taking a knee! Put the club down and go back to your seat. 1.3029 0.03466 274 207 51 16
567 You the guy they called up from Bedrock? 1.3029 0.03308 274 203 59 12
568 This is taking throw-back uniforms to the extreme. 1.3029 0.03308 274 203 59 12
569 You weren’t supposed to take ‘hit it back into the Stone Age’ literally 1.3029 0.03542 274 209 47 18
570 Don't make the Cubs wait another 100 years 1.3029 0.03427 274 206 53 15
571 I agree. Those insurance commercials were cultural appropriation. 1.3029 0.03308 274 203 59 12
572 Awesome throwback uniform, dude. 1.3029 0.03308 274 203 59 12
573 The pine tar ought to be the least of your worries. 1.3029 0.03226 274 201 63 10
574 I guess in your case, it really is a ball club. 1.3029 0.03267 274 202 61 11
575 Who’s on First? 1.3029 0.03348 274 204 57 13
576 This is the Washington Senators baseball team. You want the troglodytes in the White House. 1.3029 0.03504 274 208 49 17
577 One more strike and you're history. 1.3026 0.03491 271 205 50 16
578 Wow, way to commit to the Old Timers Game Jason. 1.3015 0.03321 272 202 58 12
579 All that padding won't help you, if you flip me off again. 1.3015 0.03401 272 204 54 14
580 Relax a few rules on facial hair and look at what you get. 1.3015 0.03441 272 205 52 15
581 So . . . just exactly how long had you been in the minors before they called you up? 1.3015 0.03196 272 199 64 9
582 Yeah, I agree, the dugout probably did evolve from the cave. 1.3015 0.03361 272 203 56 13
583 How long have you been on the bench? 1.3015 0.03321 272 202 58 12
584 They said the pinch hitter was a thing of the past, but I didn't believe it until now. 1.3011 0.03466 269 203 51 15
585 Look who they thawed out for the Series 1.3011 0.03466 269 203 51 15
586 Do you slide in that thing? 1.3008 0.03492 266 201 50 15
587 Now batting for Brooklyn... 1.3000 0.03573 270 207 45 18
588 You get three of them. Someone else will count for you. 1.3000 0.03374 270 202 55 13
589 These retro uniforms are getting out of hand. 1.3000 0.03374 270 202 55 13
590 I see you're classically trained. 1.3000 0.03455 270 204 51 15
591 I can’t believe they accused you of using steroids. 1.3000 0.03374 270 202 55 13
592 Can you slide in that? 1.2996 0.03272 267 197 60 10
593 Nice retro uniform ! 1.2996 0.03357 267 199 56 12
594 So, you're coming out of retirement? 1.2996 0.03185 267 195 64 8
595 You guys are 400,000 games back at the end of July, why don't you pack it in already? 1.2996 0.03480 267 202 50 15
596 It’s not going to be pretty if I have to slide. 1.2996 0.03560 267 204 46 17
597 I think you're taking this paleo-diet thing a little too far! 1.2996 0.03521 267 203 48 16
598 I still think that "Nantucket Neanderthals" perpetuates inappropriate stereotypes. 1.2996 0.03399 267 200 54 13
599 Remember, after clubbing the ball do NOT drag me to the bases! 1.2996 0.03600 267 205 44 18
600 You might want to back up. 1.2996 0.03440 267 201 52 14
601 He throws a knuckleball. No offense. 1.2996 0.03357 267 199 56 12
602 Aren't you taking the whole vintage uniforms thing a bit too far? 1.2996 0.03315 267 198 58 11
603 I'd get a helmet if I were you. Our pitcher's a Neanderthal. 1.2996 0.03639 267 206 42 19
604 And I thought pinstripes were old school. 1.2996 0.03229 267 196 62 9
605 Watch out for the umpire. He's a real Neanderthal. 1.2996 0.03521 267 203 48 16
606 I've seen cave paintings of your swing. You're history. 1.2996 0.03521 267 203 48 16
607 I've been playing this sport since before you were born, son. 1.2996 0.03399 267 200 54 13
608 No exceptions. Ump's got to see your knees. 1.2996 0.03560 267 204 46 17
609 It's 'pastime', not 'past time'. 1.2996 0.03357 267 199 56 12
610 I heard you were called up from the Neanderthals 1.2996 0.03560 267 204 46 17
611 Don’t worry, the last time this pitcher struck anyone out, everyone looked like you. 1.2996 0.03440 267 201 52 14
612 It was a regulation bat the last game I played" 1.2996 0.03399 267 200 54 13
613 I think we're just going to walk you. 1.2996 0.03272 267 197 60 10
614 You look like you come from a different E.R.A. 1.2996 0.03521 267 203 48 16
615 The pitcher has reached a bygone ERA. 1.2996 0.03600 267 205 44 18
616 Dude, isn't it about time you retire. 1.2996 0.03229 267 196 62 9
617 Which man do I hit? 1.2996 0.03399 267 200 54 13
618 Thag no like infield fly rule. 1.2996 0.03357 267 199 56 12
619 No, beating the catcher to death with a runner on third base would definitely NOT be considered a "sacrifice fly." 1.2996 0.03521 267 203 48 16
620 Whatever you do, don't slide. 1.2996 0.03185 267 195 64 8
621 Not bat. Pitcher's leg. 1.2996 0.03440 267 201 52 14
622 They're not booing because you drag women around by the hair and club your kids. They're booing because you're hitting .198. 1.2996 0.03521 267 203 48 16
623 Hit ball, not catcher! 1.2996 0.03440 267 201 52 14
624 Yeah, it's a throwback uniform. 1.2996 0.03315 267 198 58 11
625 These throwback jerseys are getting out of hand. 1.2996 0.03639 267 206 42 19
626 I was told there'd be women 1.2996 0.03357 267 199 56 12
627 Looks like it took you a while to get called up. 1.2996 0.03229 267 196 62 9
628 Didn't you strike out 40,000 years ago? 1.2996 0.03480 267 202 50 15
629 I'm showing you the signs because you can't read them, anyway. 1.2996 0.03357 267 199 56 12
630 Is it true you speak softly? 1.2996 0.03656 257 197 43 17
631 A ball is thrown and you try to hit it. It's worthless unless you do it frequently, and then you become wealthy beyond your dreams. But yes, it's still worthless. It's hard to explain. 1.2985 0.03549 268 205 46 17
632 Don't you think your team is getting ridiculous about their throwback uniform days? 1.2981 0.03536 265 202 47 16
633 I’m old school. 1.2981 0.03370 265 198 55 12
634 Think maybe you’re taking this Throwback Uniform Day a little too far? 1.2981 0.03495 265 201 49 15
635 I'm gluten-free and juiced. Bring it. 1.2981 0.03454 265 200 51 14
636 Can you tell me how to get to the batter's cave? 1.2981 0.03412 265 199 53 13
637 This is my third old timers day, you? 1.2981 0.03576 265 203 45 17
638 What’s with all the shaggy beards in baseball these days? 1.2981 0.03454 265 200 51 14
639 It you're planning to drag me back to your cave, you should know I'm a pitcher not a catcher. 1.2981 0.03576 265 203 45 17
640 Now batting for the MAGA Mouthbreathers... 1.2981 0.03655 265 205 41 19
641 Even for the seventh inning, this is a stretch! 1.2981 0.03327 265 197 57 11
642 Yes, it is a very nice dugout. 1.2981 0.03536 265 202 47 16
643 Mr. Rocktober? 1.2981 0.03454 265 200 51 14
644 Interesting. You guys call it a dugout. We call it a cave. 1.2981 0.03284 265 196 59 10
645 You busy after the game? A bunch of us are going clubbing. 1.2980 0.03544 255 193 48 14
646 Your cave drawing doesn't do you justice. 1.2970 0.03483 266 202 49 15
647 Did you find that in the clubhouse? 1.2966 0.03426 263 198 52 13
648 That's three strikes. Now put down your club. 1.2966 0.03551 263 201 46 16
649 I asked him to walk you. 1.2966 0.03383 263 197 54 12
650 Throwback uniforms have really gotten out of hand. 1.2966 0.03383 263 197 54 12
651 Going clubbing after the game? 1.2966 0.03340 263 196 56 11
652 You're looking for the Tigers. We're the Yankees. 1.2966 0.03252 263 194 60 9
653 With global warming, I feel like that uniform is the future. 1.2966 0.03591 263 202 44 17
654 I hear you guys are looking for a heavy hitter. 1.2966 0.03509 263 200 48 15
655 Ehhh batter batter....your mother is a Neanderthal! 1.2966 0.03468 263 199 50 14
656 Maybe it's time to lay off the paleo diet for a while. 1.2966 0.03340 263 196 56 11
657 I love a player who appreciates the history of the game 1.2966 0.03252 263 194 60 9
658 That’s right buddy. They don’t call me Homer erectus for nuthin...... 1.2966 0.03296 263 195 58 10
659 There's nothing like the Old-Old-Timers' game. 1.2966 0.03509 263 200 48 15
660 Is it the seventh eon stretch, already? 1.2966 0.03252 263 194 60 9
661 I take it you're not an analytics guy. 1.2966 0.03383 263 197 54 12
662 Remember, you hit the ball not the pitcher. 1.2966 0.03426 263 198 52 13
663 First club owner, right? 1.2962 0.03494 260 197 49 14
664 No kidding, you met your wife using that same club. 1.2962 0.03451 260 196 51 13
665 Dude, you know that your throwback uniforms suck, right? 1.2962 0.03536 260 198 47 15
666 You could bunt and fool everyone." 1.2962 0.03319 260 193 57 10
667 Swear to God, they were over the counter supplements. 1.2962 0.03494 260 197 49 14
668 Been playing minor league ball for quite awhile, huh? 1.2962 0.03451 260 196 51 13
669 No, I'm not trying to take away your Second Amendment rights. 1.2962 0.03408 260 195 53 12
670 The millennials in marketing inisist this plays up the timeless appeal of baseball. 1.2962 0.03319 260 193 57 10
671 Sure, I'm sure. The 'Old Timers Game' is next week! 1.2962 0.03319 260 193 57 10
672 You should've seen last week's game against the renaissance men 1.2962 0.03494 260 197 49 14
673 Pine tar goes on your club, not your jersey.” 1.2962 0.03494 260 197 49 14
674 I've heard your rookie carving is worth a fortune. 1.2962 0.03578 260 199 45 16
675 It's pretty simple: see the ball, hit the ball. 1.2962 0.03364 260 194 55 11
676 We really shouldn’t use the Electoral College to pick who plays in the All-Star Game. 1.2962 0.03660 260 201 41 18
677 Going Paleo has definitely helped my game, but man I miss the carbs. 1.2962 0.03578 260 199 45 16
678 The Yankees finally loosened their appearance policy. 1.2962 0.03274 260 192 59 9
679 Are you saying that someone BEFORE Doubleday invented baseball? 1.2962 0.03364 260 194 55 11
680 It's called Baseball. Have you been living in a cave? 1.2962 0.03451 260 196 51 13
681 Meeting you after the game for clubbing does not sound fun. 1.2962 0.03494 260 197 49 14
682 You do understand that the “hit and run” signal has a different meaning in the bigs? 1.2962 0.03364 260 194 55 11
683 I really hope you're not the catcher for your team. 1.2962 0.03408 260 195 53 12
684 I hear you not like Trump. That right? 1.2962 0.03536 260 198 47 15
685 First Tebow. Now this? The Mets will do anything... 1.2962 0.03619 260 200 43 17
686 That may have worked in Lascaux, but this is the major leagues, pal. 1.2962 0.03619 260 200 43 17
687 Can I hit? They don’t call me “Bam Bam” for nothing. 1.2962 0.03364 260 194 55 11
688 Stop whining--the strike zone isn't written in stone! 1.2962 0.03135 260 189 65 6
689 Grok do hit, squatman live. 1.2962 0.03451 260 196 51 13
690 These 'Turn Back The Clock Day' uniforms are getting a little ridiculous. 1.2962 0.03451 260 196 51 13
691 Look, I don't like these time-travel leagues anymore than you do, but we gotta play ball. 1.2962 0.03364 260 194 55 11
692 Where'd they dig you up? 1.2962 0.03494 260 197 49 14
693 Back out of retirement again? 1.2962 0.03182 260 190 63 7
694 You're going to need a bigger mitt. 1.2962 0.03536 260 198 47 15
695 How’s that Paleo Diet working for you, Mike? 1.2962 0.03364 260 194 55 11
696 Just visualize a mammoth's testicle - swing for all you're worth, then run like Hell ! 1.2955 0.03750 247 191 39 17
697 Don't cave in 1.2953 0.02868 254 179 75 0
698 Hey bud, the old-timer's game was yesterday. 1.2946 0.03377 258 193 54 11
699 Can't believe the Yankees didn't make you shave that thing 1.2930 0.03435 256 193 51 12
700 Hit ball. Not me! 1.2930 0.03479 256 194 49 13
701 What's the name of your Club? 1.2930 0.03390 256 192 53 11
702 You say you're batting a thousand...B.C.? 1.2930 0.03479 256 194 49 13
703 “It’s four balls and three strikes. Have you been living in a cave?” 1.2930 0.03390 256 192 53 11
704 Look all you want pal, we use numbers now! 1.2930 0.03345 256 191 55 10
705 Kind of taking the whole 'throwback uniform' theme to a new level, huh Terrence? 1.2930 0.03566 256 196 45 15
706 Do I wait till you catch the ball before hitting it? 1.2930 0.03479 256 194 49 13
707 He's got a wicked caveball. 1.2930 0.03390 256 192 53 11
708 I'm pinch-hitting for Homo erectus. 1.2930 0.03479 256 194 49 13
709 We haven't seen a hitter like you in ages. 1.2930 0.03299 256 190 57 9
710 What? Never seen facial hair on a ballplayer? 1.2930 0.03566 256 196 45 15
711 I see you found the clubhouse. 1.2925 0.03461 253 191 50 12
712 I think it’s great that you’re team has casual Fridays 1.2925 0.03506 253 192 48 13
713 I started the Paleo diet and one thing led to another... 1.2925 0.03594 253 194 44 15
714 The guy on First Base is kinda worried you won't drop the bat after you hit the ball. 1.2925 0.03226 253 186 60 7
715 At least you get to play with you favorite club. 1.2925 0.03369 253 189 54 10
716 How long since you last hit. 1.2925 0.03415 253 190 52 11
717 I knew this was going to happen after we implemented sabertoothmetrics. 1.2925 0.03506 253 192 48 13
718 - Ug had blended in surprisingly well since the thawing, but it was the nuances of modern life which finally gave him away. 1.2925 0.03765 253 198 36 19
719 Just because you invented the bat, doesn't mean that you get to play. 1.2925 0.03369 253 189 54 10
720 Sure you’re not supposed to be playing in the old timers game? 1.2925 0.03415 253 190 52 11
721 I'm not implyin' nuttin'; I'm sayin' you got the look of a guy who's on the juice. 1.2925 0.03369 253 189 54 10
722 Careful with the backswing. 1.2925 0.03077 253 183 66 4
723 You are new to this game, aren't you. 1.2925 0.03550 253 193 46 14
724 No drawings on the dugout wall please 1.2925 0.03274 253 187 58 8
725 Don't throw the club. 1.2925 0.03506 253 192 48 13
726 I came straight from the bat cave. 1.2925 0.03594 253 194 44 15
727 Haven’t seen a bat like that in ages! 1.2925 0.03415 253 190 52 11
728 It felt like I was in the minors for ages. 1.2925 0.03506 253 192 48 13
729 I dare you to bunt. 1.2925 0.03322 253 188 56 9
730 You come up from the minors? 1.2925 0.03506 253 192 48 13
731 You can put that down. You're out Flinstone. 1.2925 0.03369 253 189 54 10
732 Remember, the strike zone is between your armpit hair and your knee hair. 1.2925 0.03322 253 188 56 9
733 I find it offensive that you call that pitch the knuckle-dragger." 1.2925 0.03461 253 191 50 12
734 No do that here. Here home! 1.2925 0.03594 253 194 44 15
735 'Let me guess...Moneyball?" 1.2925 0.03594 253 194 44 15
736 Hey Bob, I think it's time for an intentional walk. 1.2925 0.03506 253 192 48 13
737 The scouting report says your swing is primitive. 1.2925 0.03415 253 190 52 11
738 Did you just get called up from the Neanderthals? 1.2920 0.03393 250 187 53 10
739 Bat, club, tomato, tomahto. 1.2905 0.03893 241 190 32 19
740 What are you looking at? All the other batters have beards! 1.2892 0.03199 249 183 60 6
741 Seems like ages since I last saw you 1.2892 0.03535 249 190 46 13
742 It's just like the Red Sox to bring up some ancient history. 1.2892 0.03626 249 192 42 15
743 Quite a year buddy. First you invent the wheel, and now a chance for the cycle. 1.2892 0.03714 249 194 38 17
744 I assume you're not going to bunt. 1.2892 0.03670 249 193 40 16
745 Now, don’t hit me. Hit the ball! 1.2892 0.03395 249 187 52 10
746 The game's changed a lot since you started, hasn't it? 1.2892 0.03199 249 183 60 6
747 Back in my day, we called it "home rock". 1.2892 0.03347 249 186 54 9
748 So when they said The Neanderthal is up next, I thought it was a nickname! 1.2892 0.03395 249 187 52 10
749 So, is this the year you finally retire? 1.2892 0.03442 249 188 50 11
750 It’s a throwback uniform. 1.2892 0.03535 249 190 46 13
751 I don't care if you do work for POTUS. You can't stand there. 1.2892 0.03581 249 191 44 14
752 If you hear 'STRIKE' it doesn't mean you're supposed to slug me with your bat! 1.2892 0.03442 249 188 50 11
753 At least you developed the right tool for the job. 1.2892 0.03581 249 191 44 14
754 I was told this was a club sport. 1.2892 0.03535 249 190 46 13
755 Am I in the wrong cartoon-I was looking for Fred Flintstone. 1.2892 0.03489 249 189 48 12
756 You're right 10,000 years in the minors does seem like a long time. 1.2892 0.03535 249 190 46 13
757 Think you’re taking the Paleo thing a bit far, Bruce? 1.2892 0.03489 249 189 48 12
758 You just get called up from B.C.? 1.2892 0.03535 249 190 46 13
759 You were DH for the Mastadons? Who did the Mets have to give up?" 1.2892 0.03626 249 192 42 15
760 I don't think you understand the concept of a baseball club. 1.2892 0.03489 249 189 48 12
761 I knew that once they allowed facial hair it would eventually come to this. 1.2892 0.03626 249 192 42 15
762 Let's see you knock it into the Stone Age slugger! 1.2886 0.03609 246 189 43 14
763 WHAT KIND OF SIGNING BONUS DID YOU GET? 1.2886 0.03700 246 191 39 16
764 No, mostly mastodons. What's a slider? 1.2886 0.03700 246 191 39 16
765 Jurassic is good but I prefer Fenway. 1.2886 0.03420 246 185 51 10
766 I'm guessing this isn't your first Old Timers' Day. 1.2886 0.03609 246 189 43 14
767 Have you got the stones for this 1.2886 0.03516 246 187 47 12
768 Please, I know he's throwing the 'knuckledragger.' 1.2886 0.03516 246 187 47 12
769 I won't be bunting. 1.2886 0.03563 246 188 45 13
770 If ya not wearin' underwear I suggest ya try to get 'im to walk ya. 1.2886 0.03420 246 185 51 10
771 Sorry about the heckling, but some fans are uncivilized. 1.2886 0.03563 246 188 45 13
772 Uh . . . that's not a regulation bat . . . 1.2886 0.03516 246 187 47 12
773 Maybe they should have explained your duties as a mascot better. 1.2886 0.03655 246 190 41 15
774 Congratulations on Bedrock getting an expansion team franchise. 1.2886 0.03420 246 185 51 10
775 What was it like before the designated hitter ruined the game? 1.2875 0.03422 240 180 51 9
776 Throwback uniforms are tomorrow, Brandon. 1.2869 0.03434 244 184 50 10
777 I meant "wasn't." It wasn't a strike. 1.2869 0.03434 244 184 50 10
778 Farm League or Hunter-Gatherer? 1.2869 0.03434 244 184 50 10
779 Mr. President, what are you doing here? 1.2869 0.03717 244 190 38 16
780 When do they start throwing the women? 1.2869 0.03483 244 185 48 11
781 You look much better without the mullet. 1.2869 0.03434 244 184 50 10
782 Hey Roy, how’s that paleo diet working for you? 1.2869 0.03671 244 189 40 15
783 So. The paleo diet finally reaches the big leagues. 1.2869 0.03578 244 187 44 13
784 So you actually are a bunch of Neanderthals. 1.2869 0.03531 244 186 46 12
785 I see you've been on the paleo diet. 1.2869 0.03531 244 186 46 12
786 How’s the sensitivity training going? 1.2869 0.03578 244 187 44 13
787 Johnny Damon! That looks like it's a little longer than 42 inches. 1.2869 0.03531 244 186 46 12
788 That's not what BYOB means. 1.2869 0.03434 244 184 50 10
789 You couldn't hit the side of a mammoth. 1.2863 0.03410 241 181 51 9
790 These throwback uniforms are becoming a bit ridiculous. 1.2863 0.03559 241 184 45 12
791 I’m a catcher. Not a gatherer. 1.2863 0.03460 241 182 49 10
792 I said Jurassic Park, not Fenway Park. 1.2845 0.03474 239 181 48 10
793 You must be the designated hunter 1.2845 0.03474 239 181 48 10
794 I hope you’re wearing a cup. He’s throwing low and inside. 1.2845 0.03423 239 180 50 9
795 I hear you're from the BC league ... 1.2845 0.03524 239 182 46 11
796 “Where’s your helmet Gorth ?” 1.2845 0.03423 239 180 50 9
797 Wait. When the ump calls strike one, it's about the ball, right? 1.2845 0.03524 239 182 46 11
798 I guess the bunt sign is off. 1.2845 0.03524 239 182 46 11
799 Twelve years in the minors will do this to you. 1.2845 0.03524 239 182 46 11
800 Please tell me you plan to bunt. 1.2845 0.03474 239 181 48 10
801 The beard, the hair, OK I get it. But is the caveman outfit even legal? 1.2845 0.03574 239 183 44 12
802 Looks like you keep getting it backwards. You rubbed the steroid on the bat and injected the pine tar again! 1.2845 0.03671 239 185 40 14
803 I hear the Yankees want you to shave your beard. 1.2845 0.03474 239 181 48 10
804 Yeah, you can eat it, but only if it goes over the fence. 1.2845 0.03623 239 184 42 13
805 Quite whining. People have been complaining about the size of the strike zone since the Stone Age." 1.2845 0.03474 239 181 48 10
806 I speak softly, but carry a big stick. 1.2845 0.03671 239 185 40 14
807 Neanderthals win games; Cro-magnons win championships. 1.2845 0.03423 239 180 50 9
808 So, you've been at this for a while, Zog. Ever think about retiring? 1.2845 0.03474 239 181 48 10
809 I may be a Neanderthal, but I know something about bat size. 1.2845 0.03524 239 182 46 11
810 Hit ball, BAD! Miss ball, GOOD! 1.2845 0.03474 239 181 48 10
811 Nice throwback uniform, Ted 1.2845 0.03319 239 178 54 7
812 Can we at least agree that the Mets suck? 1.2845 0.03371 239 179 52 8
813 I went Paleo. 1.2845 0.03474 239 181 48 10
814 No, I will not teach you how to read my signs. 1.2845 0.03423 239 180 50 9
815 GEICO laid me off 1.2827 0.03539 237 181 45 11
816 So long as there's no cork in your bat, you'll be Ok. 1.2827 0.03539 237 181 45 11
817 So, you’re telling me it’s more than just a diet now? 1.2827 0.03539 237 181 45 11
818 Use your words. 1.2827 0.03830 237 187 33 17
819 Send message: Me hit ball, or me hit you. 1.2827 0.03384 237 178 51 8
820 I passed the drug screen. 1.2827 0.03688 237 184 39 14
821 I said we're playing the Cubs - not with clubs 1.2827 0.03539 237 181 45 11
822 Your first old-timer’s game, huh? 1.2827 0.03488 237 180 47 10
823 ‘Old Timer’s Day’ again, eh? 1.2827 0.03539 237 181 45 11
824 You live in the dugout? 1.2827 0.03539 237 181 45 11
825 Okay, ten strikes 1.2827 0.03488 237 180 47 10
826 You know the fans are right. Baseball games are really too long. 1.2821 0.03567 234 179 44 11
827 It's a rebuilding year. 1.2821 0.03567 234 179 44 11
828 You know, that club makes you look like a neanderthal. 1.2821 0.03463 234 177 48 9
829 Yeah, wouldn't be here without the DH rule. 1.2821 0.03618 234 180 42 12
830 That paleo thing working out for you? 1.2821 0.03244 234 173 56 5
831 Congrats on passing Pete Rose for most plate appearances. 1.2821 0.03410 234 176 50 8
832 I'd hate to be your teams equipment manager. 1.2821 0.03463 234 177 48 9
833 Watch me hit a mammoth homerun. 1.2821 0.03669 234 181 40 13
834 I think the Paleo diet might be affecting your game. 1.2821 0.03516 234 178 46 10
835 I suggest that if you are going to slide, go head first. 1.2821 0.03669 234 181 40 13
836 So, how much is Bill Veeck paying you for this gig? 1.2821 0.03718 234 182 38 14
837 I guess they weren't kidding about an Old Timer's game. 1.2821 0.03567 234 179 44 11
838 Remember, it's just a game! 1.2821 0.03567 234 179 44 11
839 You sure you’re off the steroids? 1.2821 0.03355 234 175 52 7
840 You must be the gatherer. 1.2814 0.03267 231 171 55 5
841 I said slugger, not slug her 1.2802 0.03530 232 177 45 10
842 Watch the attitude, buddy; the umpire has a spear. 1.2802 0.03312 232 173 53 6
843 It's not that kind of past time 1.2802 0.03634 232 179 41 12
844 I hit. 1.2802 0.03736 232 181 37 14
845 The umpire just quit 1.2802 0.03736 232 181 37 14
846 How long were you down in the minor leagues? 1.2802 0.03785 232 182 35 15
847 No, not me, the ball. 1.2802 0.03477 232 176 47 9
848 Would you like to go clubbing with us after the game? 1.2802 0.03583 232 178 43 11
849 You seem like more of an unwritten rules guy to me. 1.2802 0.03423 232 175 49 8
850 Hey, you throw back; me throwback, 1.2783 0.03651 230 178 40 12
851 I can't believe you walked that Neanderthal to pitch to me. 1.2783 0.03598 230 177 42 11
852 You the guy that hit the mammoth shot last night? 1.2783 0.03702 230 179 38 13
853 I thought millennials weren't into baseball! 1.2783 0.03545 230 176 44 10
854 3,547,243 hits, eh? That's probably one record that never will be broken. 1.2783 0.03598 230 177 42 11
855 No, I am not going Number 1 or Number 2. 1.2783 0.03753 230 180 36 14
856 I’d rather you speak softly 1.2783 0.03651 230 178 40 12
857 Just saying, a cup can come in pretty handy around here” 1.2783 0.03545 230 176 44 10
858 I got it from the clubhouse, why? 1.2783 0.03651 230 178 40 12
859 Frozen how long? Wow. No, actually, the game hasn't evolved much. 1.2783 0.03651 230 178 40 12
860 You must be the heavy hitter. 1.2783 0.03436 230 174 48 8
861 They said it was a club sport. 1.2783 0.03598 230 177 42 11
862 Ball four, walk upright. 1.2783 0.03381 230 173 50 7
863 Man, these games are lasting forever! 1.2783 0.03491 230 175 46 9
864 You hit. Me catch. 1.2783 0.03702 230 179 38 13
865 I thought you got traded to the Giants. 1.2783 0.03436 230 174 48 8
866 Now that’s what I call a major league ball club! 1.2783 0.03651 230 178 40 12
867 I’m going for the club record 1.2775 0.03628 227 175 41 11
868 So you're Joe Jackson! 1.2775 0.03734 227 177 37 13
869 Next inning I hunt and you gather. 1.2775 0.03628 227 175 41 11
870 Professional sports: so easy a caveman could do it 1.2775 0.03628 227 175 41 11
871 Before you slide into home plate, please tell me you have underwear on." 1.2775 0.03463 227 172 47 8
872 Has Pebbles started T-ball? 1.2775 0.03681 227 176 39 12
873 I thought it only felt like time went backwards when I watched baseball. 1.2775 0.03574 227 174 43 10
874 Scouting report say you have a killer batting average. 1.2775 0.03785 227 178 35 14
875 Okay, try again, rules are hit the ball, you don't club me. 1.2775 0.03574 227 174 43 10
876 I don’t care what the rules were in 20,000 B.C., big guy. Now it’s three strikes and you’re out. 1.2775 0.03628 227 175 41 11
877 Throwback uniform day is tomorrow. 1.2775 0.03887 227 180 31 16
878 You're a little late for the old timers game. 1.2775 0.03574 227 174 43 10
879 I'm embracing the Paleo thing> 1.2775 0.03406 227 171 49 7
880 He means strike as a noun, not as a command. Please stop hitting me over the head. 1.2775 0.03628 227 175 41 11
881 yep, still not using technology for balls & strikes, just the same visually impaired old guy behind me! 1.2775 0.03519 227 173 45 9
882 So your team scout has a DeLorean? 1.2775 0.03519 227 173 45 9
883 They haven't retired you yet? 1.2775 0.03230 227 168 55 4
884 Me catch...you hit. 1.2775 0.03406 227 171 49 7
885 Without the designated hitter rule, I would have retired years ago. 1.2775 0.03463 227 172 47 8
886 Guess it took awhile to get called up. 1.2763 0.03450 228 173 47 8
887 You ball club. Me club ball. 1.2756 0.03644 225 174 40 11
888 Take it easy on the scratching... 1.2756 0.03533 225 172 44 9
889 Okay, that's strike number 2,999,999. One more and you're out. 1.2756 0.03644 225 174 40 11
890 You still have to wear a helmet. 1.2748 0.03618 222 171 41 10
891 You guys take this "baseball club" thing pretty serious, huh? 1.2748 0.03445 222 168 47 7
892 I love your throwback uniform. 1.2748 0.03325 222 166 51 5
893 I don't mean to be intrusive but your left heel is out of the batter's box. 1.2748 0.03562 222 170 43 9
894 This throwback-uniform fad is getting a bit extreme. 1.2748 0.03562 222 170 43 9
895 Club rules 1.2748 0.03784 222 174 35 13
896 I took the off-season beard too far. 1.2748 0.03784 222 174 35 13
897 Ahh, so you’re the Neanderthal to be named later. 1.2748 0.03618 222 171 41 10
898 It's how you use it that counts. 1.2748 0.03504 222 169 45 8
899 Because I don't need two hands! 1.2748 0.03674 222 172 39 11
900 Know any Yogi Berra stories? 1.2748 0.03674 222 172 39 11
901 To be honest, it doesn't matter what he pitches, I am going to kill it. 1.2748 0.03618 222 171 41 10
902 You use plates? 1.2748 0.03618 222 171 41 10
903 I'm telling you, size doesn't matter. 1.2748 0.03562 222 170 43 9
904 Well, well, well...look who finally made it to the big club. 1.2748 0.03618 222 171 41 10
905 You think I look weird the way I am dressed ? 1.2748 0.03562 222 170 43 9
906 Those steroids are really changing your appearance. 1.2748 0.03386 222 167 49 6
907 New away uniforms? 1.2748 0.03445 222 168 47 7
908 Seems like the game started centuries ago! 1.2748 0.03837 222 175 33 14
909 I'm trying to get traded, myself. 1.2748 0.03618 222 171 41 10
910 I'm guessing you're not gonna bunt. 1.2748 0.03618 222 171 41 10
911 Don't patronize me. Grog know difference between grunt and bunt. 1.2748 0.03890 222 176 31 15
912 I hope you are wearing underpants. 1.2748 0.03729 222 173 37 12
913 No, I don't want to go clubbing with you after the game! 1.2748 0.03562 222 170 43 9
914 I hear your mama’s a vegan. 1.2748 0.03504 222 169 45 8
915 You are taking the playoff beard to another level. 1.2748 0.03562 222 170 43 9
916 I'm jealous. When did you begin standing upright? 1.2748 0.03674 222 172 39 11
917 I’d lost track of how long this game is. 1.2748 0.03729 222 173 37 12
918 I'm from the Trump farm team. 1.2748 0.03729 222 173 37 12
919 Just so you know - I don't take kindly to strike calls. 1.2748 0.03890 222 176 31 15
920 Old timers game was yesterday 1.2727 0.03518 220 168 44 8
921 No, I don't have any naked cave drawings of my wife. Why? 1.2727 0.03747 220 172 36 12
922 I thought we were going clubbing 1.2727 0.03577 220 169 42 9
923 you're right. it's not actually a plate. 1.2727 0.03691 220 171 38 11
924 That’s the best throwback uniform I’ve ever seen! 1.2727 0.03747 220 172 36 12
925 WATCH THE BUNT! 1.2727 0.03962 220 176 28 16
926 Wow! I didn't know the Yankees' dugout went so deep. 1.2727 0.03634 220 170 40 10
927 If the man on the little hill throws the white rock at me again, I'm going to take it out on you. 1.2727 0.03856 220 174 32 14
928 I guess this is America's favorite past time. 1.2727 0.03459 220 167 46 7
929 I'm going to make a wild guess that bunting is not an option. 1.2727 0.03518 220 168 44 8
930 Just called up from the Magnon Crows? 1.2727 0.03577 220 169 42 9
931 I heard you were picked to keep your team in the hunt. 1.2727 0.03577 220 169 42 9
932 That's pretty old-school. No batting gloves. 1.2727 0.03518 220 168 44 8
933 Hey, man, the game's evolved in the last few thousand years. 1.2727 0.03634 220 170 40 10
934 That not home. No way in. 1.2727 0.03337 220 165 50 5
935 Do you really have to scream "bamm-bamm" every time you hit the ball? 1.2727 0.03577 220 169 42 9
936 Who's on first man? 1.2727 0.03634 220 170 40 10
937 Finding players who would accept nuts and berries as payment wasn’t easy, but the Yankees were serious about staying under the luxury-tax threshold this year. 1.2727 0.03577 220 169 42 9
938 I don't know where the ump went. 1.2727 0.03634 220 170 40 10
939 No, there is no such thing as a "clubbing average." 1.2727 0.03398 220 166 48 6
940 Do you think you’re the missing link to end the losing streak? 1.2727 0.03577 220 169 42 9
941 You might want to move back a bit - I sometimes throw the bat a little. 1.2727 0.03577 220 169 42 9
942 Now remember, even though I'm on the other team, you're supposed to hit the ball, not me. 1.2727 0.03459 220 167 46 7
943 You hunter. Me gatherer. 1.2727 0.03459 220 167 46 7
944 The ball. Not me. 1.2727 0.03518 220 168 44 8
945 I was told to crush the umpire. Are you the umpire? 1.2727 0.03459 220 167 46 7
946 Well, I cant read or write but I sure can hit! 1.2727 0.03747 220 172 36 12
947 We don't use a rock anymore. 1.2727 0.03634 220 170 40 10
948 Old timer's game? 1.2727 0.03691 220 171 38 11
949 ‘Is that a bat in your hand or are you just happy to be me.’ 1.2723 0.03651 213 164 40 9
950 Why did they give the gecko a British accent? 1.2719 0.03836 217 171 33 13
951 When the man behind me yelled ball three, he was not making fun of you. 1.2719 0.03606 217 167 41 9
952 You've never heard of me? What, have you been living in a cave? 1.2719 0.03665 217 168 39 10
953 It's old technology; but it works! 1.2719 0.03665 217 168 39 10
954 Do you slide feet first in that? 1.2698 0.03500 215 164 44 7
955 Is that bat regulation? 1.2698 0.03681 215 167 38 10
956 NEVER, EVER THREATEN THE UNITED STATES AGAIN OR YOU WILL SUFFER CONSEQUENCES THE LIKES OF WHICH FEW THROUGHOUT HISTORY HAVE EVER SUFFERED BEFORE! 1.2698 0.04020 215 173 26 16
957 No! Who’s the name of the guy on first. What’s on second. 1.2698 0.03740 215 168 36 11
958 Just pretend it’s a ptarmigan. 1.2698 0.03561 215 165 42 8
959 How long have you been sitting in the dugout? 1.2698 0.03622 215 166 40 9
960 I told you that side effects included Shrinking of the testicles, Impotence and Stunted evolution! 1.2687 0.03782 201 156 36 9
961 You know that the point of the game is to hit the ball, right? 1.2685 0.03607 216 167 40 9
962 I like THIS bat 1.2676 0.03514 213 163 43 7
963 Strike? I'll show you a strike. 1.2676 0.03698 213 166 37 10
964 The team needed some big timber in the lineup. 1.2676 0.03514 213 163 43 7
965 You know, the ball? The round thing, like a wheel? Oh. 1.2676 0.03816 213 168 33 12
966 So you were rookie of the year - what year? 1.2676 0.03514 213 163 43 7
967 They said you could JOIN the club, not use the club. 1.2676 0.03698 213 166 37 10
968 You better hope I don't strike out. 1.2676 0.03757 213 167 35 11
969 Yeah, I just got called up from the Bush League 1.2676 0.03637 213 165 39 9
970 They took a long time calling you up! 1.2676 0.03385 213 161 47 5
971 Sure kid, they call you 'The Natural.' Like I never heard that before. 1.2676 0.03514 213 163 43 7
972 Actually, I don't know how tasty I look. 1.2676 0.03816 213 168 33 12
973 Who's throwing the rock today? 1.2676 0.03698 213 166 37 10
974 I've been in a slump since the Stone Age. 1.2676 0.03450 213 162 45 6
975 You stink. 1.2676 0.03816 213 168 33 12
976 I'm hoping for a strikeout so you can hit the showers. 1.2667 0.03606 210 162 40 8
977 This IS a wooden bat! 1.2667 0.03542 210 161 42 7
978 I've heard of old timers day, but this is ridiculous 1.2667 0.03791 210 165 34 11
979 I heard you faced Colon during his prime. 1.2667 0.03909 210 167 30 13
980 Wow! That must be some endorsement deal you got. 1.2667 0.03668 210 163 38 9
981 Well, at least the beard is regulation. 1.2667 0.03730 210 164 36 10
982 You have one of those multi-year contracts? 1.2667 0.03542 210 161 42 7
983 Ok fire doesn't do us any good , we need you to invent the ball. 1.2667 0.03967 210 168 28 14
984 This paleo thing is getting crazy. 1.2667 0.03791 210 165 34 11
985 He's throwing fire. But I don't suppose you know about that. 1.2667 0.03730 210 164 36 10
986 It's a bit smaller than a skull, and almost as much fun. 1.2667 0.03909 210 167 30 13
987 I've always wondered what happened to Bam Bam. 1.2667 0.03542 210 161 42 7
988 When I hear "Strike" I hit you,Right? 1.2667 0.03477 210 160 44 6
989 Our team has reached the salary cap' 1.2667 0.03542 210 161 42 7
990 This guy throws fire. 1.2667 0.03411 210 159 46 5
991 ...analytics says you can really “crush the ball”?... 1.2667 0.03411 210 159 46 5
992 Not much has changed really. People still love you if you hit a big one! 1.2667 0.03411 210 159 46 5
993 Here's your chance to rewrite history and take the lead away from those pennant-hogging Homo sapiens! 1.2667 0.03730 210 164 36 10
994 He throws a mean knuckle-dragger ball 1.2667 0.03850 210 166 32 12
995 Think you're some kind of mammoth slugger? 1.2667 0.03606 210 162 40 8
996 It don't mean a thing, if you ain't got that swing. 1.2667 0.03668 210 163 38 9
997 Retro night again? 1.2667 0.03668 210 163 38 9
998 So basically I hang out in that cave until it’s my turn to hit something really hard. 1.2667 0.03606 210 162 40 8
999 Welcome to the Major League, kid. You never gave up the dream, did you? 1.2667 0.03606 210 162 40 8
1000 Remember, do not carry me off the field this time. 1.2667 0.03730 210 164 36 10
1001 Ted, it’s over now. Carol chose me. 1.2667 0.03542 210 161 42 7
1002 Shoeless Joe. Welcome back to oldtimers’ Day. 1.2667 0.03730 210 164 36 10
1003 after all our hard work getting ourselves evolved enough to stand, there you crouching again. 1.2667 0.03850 210 166 32 12
1004 Nice try Bailey. Now go get a regulation bat. 1.2667 0.03542 210 161 42 7
1005 Pal, if you hit a homer, just take it easy with the bat flip. 1.2667 0.03791 210 165 34 11
1006 I need a hit, or else they’re sending me back. 1.2667 0.03791 210 165 34 11
1007 No, it's not that - I just didn't see you as a leadoff guy. 1.2667 0.03477 210 160 44 6
1008 Took me a while to get to the big leagues too. 1.2667 0.03606 210 162 40 8
1009 Been in the dugout a while, eh? 1.2667 0.03477 210 160 44 6
1010 It's been ages since I played 1.2667 0.03606 210 162 40 8
1011 Why you show him throw me curve rock? 1.2667 0.03730 210 164 36 10
1012 So they call you Babe because you wear a dress? 1.2667 0.03542 210 161 42 7
1013 How long you been in the minors? 1.2667 0.03477 210 160 44 6
1014 I love Old Timers’ Day. 1.2667 0.03668 210 163 38 9
1015 Neanderthal is an insult now, not a compliment. 1.2667 0.03477 210 160 44 6
1016 Aren't you a little old for this game? 1.2667 0.03542 210 161 42 7
1017 No signal pitcher for slider, or Ug brain you. 1.2667 0.03606 210 162 40 8
1018 I love these new throwback uniforms. 1.2667 0.03411 210 159 46 5
1019 Thought you retired a few years ago. 1.2667 0.03606 210 162 40 8
1020 Why you squatting? You pooping? 1.2667 0.03909 210 167 30 13
1021 Hey Bush Leaguer, this must be your first at bat with the big club. 1.2667 0.03730 210 164 36 10
1022 Throwback uniforms are getting ridiculous. 1.2667 0.03606 210 162 40 8
1023 So can you save me 15% on my car insurance? 1.2667 0.03542 210 161 42 7
1024 I’m with the Chicago Clubs 1.2667 0.03791 210 165 34 11
1025 "Well, at least you don't need tattoos to look threatening." 1.2667 0.03668 210 163 38 9
1026 You hunter-gatherers don’t seem to get that in this game home never moves. 1.2667 0.03791 210 165 34 11
1027 Hey... didn't you play for the Dodgers before they moved to L.A.? 1.2667 0.03791 210 165 34 11
1028 Remember -- hit ONLY the ball. 1.2667 0.03791 210 165 34 11
1029 'Catchers'? We call them 'Gatherers'. 1.2667 0.03730 210 164 36 10
1030 I thought you were out about 20,000 years ago. 1.2644 0.03685 208 162 37 9
1031 I realize that you eat with your hands, but someday you'll understand dishware and wonder why it's called a "plate" 1.2644 0.03809 208 164 33 11
1032 I just don't think the shift and analytics have a place in baseball 1.2644 0.03621 208 161 39 8
1033 Congrats; I saw you in this morning's cave painting. 1.2644 0.03685 208 162 37 9
1034 Oh, so were playing the old rules." 1.2644 0.03869 208 165 31 12
1035 I found it in the clubhouse. 1.2644 0.03556 208 160 41 7
1036 You can’t play for the Yankees with hair like that 1.2644 0.03355 208 157 47 4
1037 Should I move closer? And then what do I do? 1.2644 0.03556 208 160 41 7
1038 Don't beat yourself up, nobody understands the infield fly rule. 1.2644 0.03685 208 162 37 9
1039 I saw your stats on the cave wall. Pretty impressive. 1.2644 0.03621 208 161 39 8
1040 No. I never use pine tar. 1.2644 0.03490 208 159 43 6
1041 Good to see you're off the juice 1.2644 0.03747 208 163 35 10
1042 I thought you had retired. 1.2644 0.03621 208 161 39 8
1043 Look, I saw you dip the bat in the tar pit! 1.2644 0.03747 208 163 35 10
1044 OK. Don't overthink this. 1.2644 0.03685 208 162 37 9
1045 Say, is that your woolly mammoth in the parking lot? 1.2644 0.03556 208 160 41 7
1046 It took me awhile to make the majors 1.2644 0.03423 208 158 45 5
1047 Haven't you retired yet? 1.2644 0.03621 208 161 39 8
1048 ...I said, "Stand for the National Anthem!" 1.2644 0.03929 208 166 29 13
1049 You're taking the 'playoff beard' tradition too far. 1.2644 0.03556 208 160 41 7
1050 You mean it wasn’t Abner Doubleday ? 1.2644 0.03685 208 162 37 9
1051 Where's the clubhouse? 1.2644 0.03747 208 163 35 10
1052 Of course back then we didn't call it "Tommy John surgery" ... we called it "having your arm eaten by a dinosaur." 1.2644 0.03809 208 164 33 11
1053 I'm just saying I think they've gone too far with the throwback jerseys 1.2644 0.03621 208 161 39 8
1054 I'm sorry Pal, we STILL can't explain the infield fly rule! 1.2644 0.03490 208 159 43 6
1055 I think they've taken these retro uniforms a bit too far. 1.2644 0.03490 208 159 43 6
1056 Which archaeologist scouted you? 1.2644 0.03621 208 161 39 8
1057 Sir, for the last time, your seats are in section 702. 1.2644 0.03621 208 161 39 8
1058 You must be the rookie from Alabama. 1.2644 0.03987 208 167 27 14
1059 No, no, this is Dodger Stadium. You want the Paramount lot over on Melrose. Take Sunset to Alvarado, then get on the 101... 1.2644 0.03747 208 163 35 10
1060 They told me I could find good game here! 1.2644 0.03809 208 164 33 11
1061 Okay Slugger, when he throws the coconut try to break it open. 1.2644 0.03809 208 164 33 11
1062 Not surprisingly, your differing interpretation of the game isn’t the strangest thing I’ve learned today. 1.2644 0.03685 208 162 37 9
1063 Remember, you must remain upright as you round the bases. 1.2644 0.03685 208 162 37 9
1064 I've seen curve balls, fast balls, and knuckle balls but you're my first odd ball! 1.2644 0.03621 208 161 39 8
1065 You give the Old-Timers Game a new twist. 1.2644 0.03685 208 162 37 9
1066 I don't know if you can hit, but you bring new meaning to the words 'baseball club.' " 1.2644 0.03556 208 160 41 7
1067 Baseball club? Baseball bat? What's the difference? 1.2644 0.03747 208 163 35 10
1068 You’re the only guy out here who can actually pull off that beard. 1.2644 0.03685 208 162 37 9
1069 I see you brought your own bat. 1.2644 0.03809 208 164 33 11
1070 Yeah, I spent a very long time in the minors. 1.2644 0.03423 208 158 45 5
1071 Point taken, but I don't believe his hyper-realism is derivative at all. If anything it could be an expression of irony given the material. Oh! Let's go Uggg. Pitcher is ready. 1.2644 0.03621 208 161 39 8
1072 I thought Boston was next week. 1.2644 0.03869 208 165 31 12
1073 Is that pine tar on the bat? 1.2644 0.03869 208 165 31 12
1074 I see by your uniform that you swing both ways. 1.2644 0.03929 208 166 29 13
1075 You do know your career stats have long since been written in stone? 1.2644 0.03621 208 161 39 8
1076 You're lucky. They won't let us grow beards. 1.2644 0.03490 208 159 43 6
1077 What glacier did you melt out of? 1.2644 0.03621 208 161 39 8
1078 It’s called a Pleistocene Slugger 1.2644 0.03556 208 160 41 7
1079 I’m guessing you were recruited based on sabertoothtigermetrics? 1.2644 0.03869 208 165 31 12
1080 The strike zone is between the letters and the knees. Can't see either. 1.2644 0.03490 208 159 43 6
1081 I don’t care what the Commissioner says. The game moves too slowly. 1.2644 0.03809 208 164 33 11
1082 Spitting, slapping butts, and swearing. Do you know what you're acting like? 1.2637 0.03832 201 158 33 10
1083 We don't have designated hunters in this league. 1.2637 0.03492 201 153 43 5
1084 It’s a mastodon leg bone. 1.2637 0.03492 201 153 43 5
1085 Yogi said ‘90% of baseball is half mental,’ so you’ve actually got an advantage on us. 1.2634 0.03660 186 142 39 5
1086 It started with letting my hair grow during a hitting streak. 1.2634 0.03781 205 161 34 10
1087 Everybody knows you're juicing. 1.2634 0.03781 205 161 34 10
1088 These throwback jerseys are getting completely out of hand. 1.2634 0.03843 205 162 32 11
1089 Is your club corked? 1.2621 0.03701 206 161 36 9
1090 Your team nutritionist has taken this paleo diet thing a bit too far.. 1.2613 0.03784 199 156 34 9
1091 Look, pal, at the college level the bat WILL be aluminum, regardless of the tariff. 1.2613 0.03647 199 154 38 7
1092 Forget it. By the time you lift that off your shoulder, the ball will be in my mitt. 1.2611 0.03798 203 160 33 10
1093 Poor guy hasn't learned to stand upright yet. 1.2611 0.03925 203 162 29 12
1094 Hold your pelt when you slide, ok? 1.2611 0.03798 203 160 33 10
1095 10,000 years and the only evolution is that the Club got smaller? 1.2611 0.03668 203 158 37 8
1096 That ump is a real Neanderthal ! 1.2611 0.03734 203 159 35 9
1097 You're the designated hitter? I thought you were the mascot. 1.2611 0.03601 203 157 39 7
1098 Called up from the pre-farm system, eh? 1.2602 0.03534 196 150 41 5
1099 God, I hate these old-timer's day games. 1.2600 0.03417 200 152 44 4
1100 Turn back the clock night is getting a little out of hand - no? 1.2600 0.03898 200 159 30 11
1101 Quit calling it "My Cave." It's a dugout. 1.2600 0.03490 200 153 42 5
1102 It's our pastime,not your past time! 1.2600 0.03631 200 155 38 7
1103 Your shoelaces are untied. 1.2600 0.03700 200 156 36 8
1104 Batting in the third position, Mel Brooks! 1.2600 0.03631 200 155 38 7
1105 Remember, it’s three bonks you’re out. 1.2600 0.03833 200 158 32 10
1106 Are you wearing a cup? 1.2600 0.03700 200 156 36 8
1107 Just up from the minors; Paleolithic League. 1.2600 0.03631 200 155 38 7
1108 Did nobody tell you? It’s Throwback Day. 1.2600 0.03833 200 158 32 10
1109 I wondered why the bat was so big. Then it hit me. 1.2600 0.03833 200 158 32 10
1110 A bigger bat doesn't mean a bigger strike zone! 1.2600 0.03767 200 157 34 9
1111 I see you've exercised your club option. 1.2600 0.03898 200 159 30 11
1112 When you were invited to bring your ball club to the game, that's not what they had in mind. 1.2600 0.03700 200 156 36 8
1113 No, you may not look between my legs! 1.2600 0.03561 200 154 40 6
1114 Hey, you forgot your helmet. 1.2600 0.03767 200 157 34 9
1115 So the rumors are true, you do carry a big stick. 1.2600 0.03700 200 156 36 8
1116 I'm sorry, they consider extra chromosomes a "performance enhancer" nowadays. 1.2600 0.03417 200 152 44 4
1117 Juicing? I just barely discovered fire. 1.2600 0.03700 200 156 36 8
1118 It's amazing what we have to put up with on promotion nights in baseball. 1.2600 0.03700 200 156 36 8
1119 Remember, swing at the ball not my head. 1.2600 0.03700 200 156 36 8
1120 An August call up from the Paleolithic League. 1.2600 0.03700 200 156 36 8
1121 I got it from the clubhouse; where else? 1.2600 0.03833 200 158 32 10
1122 Promise me you won't be sliding into home plate. 1.2600 0.03631 200 155 38 7
1123 This time hit the ball, not the pitcher. 1.2600 0.03631 200 155 38 7
1124 Squatting hole is behind dugout. 1.2600 0.03767 200 157 34 9
1125 America's pastime not past time 1.2600 0.03700 200 156 36 8
1126 Is this your first time up, with the big club? 1.2600 0.03898 200 159 30 11
1127 I don't care how long you've been hitting Tyrannosaur eggs into orbit; don't take your strikes out on me! 1.2600 0.03343 200 151 46 3
1128 It's about time the National League agreed on the DH. 1.2600 0.03561 200 154 40 6
1129 Abner just CLAIMS to be the one who invented baseball. 1.2600 0.03898 200 159 30 11
1130 A bunch of us are going clubbing after the game. 1.2600 0.03833 200 158 32 10
1131 Pretend it's a pigeon! 1.2600 0.03700 200 156 36 8
1132 Barney? Fred? 1.2600 0.03898 200 159 30 11
1133 Are you sure you can run in that? 1.2600 0.03767 200 157 34 9
1134 No, off the Mammoth is a ground-rule double. 1.2600 0.03700 200 156 36 8
1135 You must be on the paleo diet. 1.2600 0.03833 200 158 32 10
1136 I hate dinosaur bobblehead night. 1.2600 0.03898 200 159 30 11
1137 Yes, fire is bad. 1.2600 0.03490 200 153 42 5
1138 No, not sabre tooth. Detroit. 1.2600 0.03767 200 157 34 9
1139 The rules only say "Bat". 1.2600 0.03700 200 156 36 8
1140 So, you want to go out clubbing after this? 1.2593 0.03980 189 150 29 10
1141 Yes it's good for catching food, but the rules say standard size. 1.2576 0.04046 198 160 25 13
1142 Make baseball great again! 1.2576 0.03646 198 154 37 7
1143 Now would be a good time to invent an umpire. 1.2576 0.03646 198 154 37 7
1144 So you were in the minors for a long time, huh? 1.2576 0.03646 198 154 37 7
1145 So I get to bash anything in the "strike zone?" 1.2576 0.03429 198 151 43 4
1146 You definitely smell like foul balls. 1.2576 0.03852 198 157 31 10
1147 Welcome to the big leagues, old timer. 1.2576 0.03716 198 155 35 8
1148 Just don't drop the bat. 1.2576 0.03982 198 159 27 12
1149 I've been in the minors for ages. 1.2576 0.03503 198 152 41 5
1150 So you're the Mighty Casey. 1.2576 0.03852 198 157 31 10
1151 Didn't you hit one over the fence at Jurassic Park? 1.2576 0.03646 198 154 37 7
1152 They'll do anything to put fans in the seats these days. 1.2576 0.03575 198 153 39 6
1153 There's no Cro-Magnon in Baseball. 1.2576 0.03716 198 155 35 8
1154 Better not be any La Brea Tar on your club. 1.2576 0.03575 198 153 39 6
1155 'I promised you a hot dog AFTER the game' 1.2576 0.03503 198 152 41 5
1156 Hate to tell you, but Old-Timers' Day is tomorrow. 1.2576 0.03784 198 156 33 9
1157 When you’re done taking a dump, would you mind tossing me a few balls? 1.2576 0.03852 198 157 31 10
1158 That gives throw-back a whole different meaning. 1.2576 0.03646 198 154 37 7
1159 I like the vintage uniform 1.2576 0.03716 198 155 35 8
1160 I think you're taking the "throw back jersey" a bit too far,buddy. 1.2576 0.03646 198 154 37 7
1161 Someday they'll call both of us traditionalists. 1.2576 0.03716 198 155 35 8
1162 Well, well, if it isn't Bamm Bamm Rubble all grow'd up. 1.2576 0.03982 198 159 27 12
1163 Are you the dude who hits them back to the Stone Age? 1.2576 0.03575 198 153 39 6
1164 Gleg was disappointed there weren't more clubs in the clubhouse. 1.2576 0.03784 198 156 33 9
1165 You can hit it with the club, but you don't get to eat it for dinner. 1.2576 0.03353 198 150 45 3
1166 Try not to cave. 1.2576 0.03852 198 157 31 10
1167 Don’t overthink it. 1.2576 0.03716 198 155 35 8
1168 Good to see baseball return to its roots 1.2576 0.03716 198 155 35 8
1169 Wrong ball club. Flintstones play Tuesday. 1.2576 0.03575 198 153 39 6
1170 I hope you are wearing underwear 1.2576 0.03716 198 155 35 8
1171 Nice dress, Alice. 1.2576 0.03716 198 155 35 8
1172 You can’t think and hit at the same time. But that will not be a problem in your case. 1.2576 0.03716 198 155 35 8
1173 Strike doesn't mean what you think it means. 1.2576 0.03982 198 159 27 12
1174 And I thought it was just footballers who were Neanderthals!" 1.2576 0.03716 198 155 35 8
1175 Hey, you can't bat with a mastodon leg! 1.2576 0.03716 198 155 35 8
1176 These throwback uniform nights are getting old. Really old. 1.2576 0.03716 198 155 35 8
1177 I think your bat has too much tar on it. 1.2576 0.03646 198 154 37 7
1178 These throwback uniforms are getting ridiculous. 1.2576 0.03852 198 157 31 10
1179 Finally, a “turn back the clock” uniform that matches the idiotic beards half the league is wearing. 1.2576 0.03852 198 157 31 10
1180 I don't think it's not "regulation". Babe Ruth had a pretty heavy bat too. 1.2576 0.03575 198 153 39 6
1181 I've heard of guys being called up from the bush leagues, but this is ridiculous! 1.2576 0.03716 198 155 35 8
1182 So you’re on the paleo diet? 1.2576 0.03784 198 156 33 9
1183 Did they call you up from the Jurassic league? 1.2576 0.03716 198 155 35 8
1184 Didn't they tell you to wait in the clubhouse? 1.2576 0.03646 198 154 37 7
1185 Is it just me, or does it feel like the world has really started to change? 1.2576 0.03852 198 157 31 10
1186 How's that paleo conditioning program working out? 1.2576 0.03716 198 155 35 8
1187 Throw back uniform? 1.2576 0.03575 198 153 39 6
1188 Now you run the bases. 1.2576 0.03852 198 157 31 10
1189 Yogi Cave Berra I presume? 1.2576 0.03646 198 154 37 7
1190 My backswing is a killer. 1.2576 0.03503 198 152 41 5
1191 With the pension rates in this league, I don’t think I’ll ever be able to retire. 1.2576 0.03575 198 153 39 6
1192 I hate playing games at Jurassic Park. 1.2576 0.03852 198 157 31 10
1193 This is my 10,000th Old Timers' Day. 1.2576 0.03646 198 154 37 7
1194 No. Getting to first base has a different meaning here. 1.2576 0.03784 198 156 33 9
1195 Watch out for his knuckle dragger. 1.2576 0.03784 198 156 33 9
1196 So what did you do before the designated hitter rule? 1.2576 0.03852 198 157 31 10
1197 You know La Brea pine tar is illegal, right? 1.2576 0.03646 198 154 37 7
1198 The dugout must feel just like home. 1.2576 0.03784 198 156 33 9
1199 Gave the steroids to your bat as well, eh? 1.2576 0.03852 198 157 31 10
1200 You must be the Sabertooth Slugger. 1.2576 0.03575 198 153 39 6
1201 I haven't seen you in ages 1.2576 0.03503 198 152 41 5
1202 They're going to make you pee into a cup first. 1.2576 0.03575 198 153 39 6
1203 Do I smell pine tar? 1.2565 0.03499 191 146 41 4
1204 Is that one of those Neanderville sluggers? 1.2565 0.03254 191 143 47 1
1205 There has been some rules added since the last time you played 1.2564 0.03749 195 153 34 8
1206 No offense, but I hate the DH. 1.2564 0.03378 195 148 44 3
1207 These throwback uniforms play tribute to the Mets' prehistory. 1.2564 0.03678 195 152 36 7
1208 So this is what they really meant when they said "watch out when you play against that club" 1.2564 0.03456 195 149 42 4
1209 It's still 3 strikes, but you can pick your own walk-up music, and they have sushi at the concessions. 1.2564 0.03299 195 147 46 2
1210 Ask the pitcher to walk me, my feet are killing me. 1.2564 0.03678 195 152 36 7
1211 It's like the wheel. Only three-dimensional and it flies. 1.2564 0.03606 195 151 38 6
1212 It's pronounced Neander-thal. 1.2564 0.03606 195 151 38 6
1213 Billy, TOMORROW is throwback uniform day. 1.2564 0.03678 195 152 36 7
1214 Let's just hope they don't notice you're not using a regulation bat. 1.2564 0.03888 195 155 30 10
1215 Remember, go for the ball, not for the guy. 1.2564 0.03531 195 150 40 5
1216 The guy on the mound's a beast. 1.2564 0.03819 195 154 32 9
1217 If you are going to use that thing, remember to speak softly. 1.2564 0.03678 195 152 36 7
1218 Let me guess, you hold the record for most at bats. 1.2564 0.03606 195 151 38 6
1219 I'm subbing for the pinch hitter. Got a problem with that? 1.2564 0.03678 195 152 36 7
1220 I’ve seen better bats in a cave. Oh, sorry. 1.2564 0.03678 195 152 36 7
1221 You must be a New Yorker. 1.2564 0.03819 195 154 32 9
1222 There’ve been some changes since you called “time out.” 1.2564 0.03606 195 151 38 6
1223 Move it along, pal. I don't have all epoch. 1.2564 0.03678 195 152 36 7
1224 I think that fastball did something funky to the space-time continuum. 1.2564 0.03888 195 155 30 10
1225 You forgot your shoes 1.2564 0.03888 195 155 30 10
1226 The game has really evolved! 1.2564 0.03606 195 151 38 6
1227 Wait! Let me guess. You're just up from Trump's farm club. 1.2564 0.03819 195 154 32 9
1228 Now batting, the 2018 Comeback Player of the Year. 1.2564 0.03606 195 151 38 6
1229 Baseball? It's so easy, even a caveman can do it! 1.2564 0.03678 195 152 36 7
1230 I see you're new to the club. 1.2564 0.03606 195 151 38 6
1231 Long trip from the minors? 1.2564 0.03678 195 152 36 7
1232 Whachew expect, Buddy? We're the Flint Stones. 1.2564 0.03678 195 152 36 7
1233 So, you're the designated hunter? 1.2564 0.03955 195 156 28 11
1234 The other team might have an issue with that bat 1.2564 0.03531 195 150 40 5
1235 So, is hatred of the Red Sox really primordial? 1.2564 0.03819 195 154 32 9
1236 Manager wants me to focus on fundamentals. 1.2564 0.03606 195 151 38 6
1237 You need to join the baseball club, not club the baseball. 1.2564 0.03749 195 153 34 8
1238 No one's asking you to put the "L" in Cubs. 1.2564 0.03678 195 152 36 7
1239 I promise there is no cork in this 1.2564 0.03749 195 153 34 8
1240 Sorry, wrong sport. The Alley Oop is football 1.2564 0.03749 195 153 34 8
1241 I think this designated hitter rule has gone too far. 1.2564 0.03678 195 152 36 7
1242 Watch out. The game is evolving. 1.2564 0.03378 195 148 44 3
1243 Any word yet on those doping charges? 1.2564 0.03819 195 154 32 9
1244 I told you to go look for the Cubs, not clubs. 1.2564 0.03819 195 154 32 9
1245 Your game hasn't evolved much since your rookie season. 1.2564 0.03819 195 154 32 9
1246 Teddy Roosevelt I presume. 1.2564 0.03606 195 151 38 6
1247 The game has evolved since your rookie year. 1.2562 0.03584 203 158 38 7
1248 Which way is home? 1.2553 0.03836 188 148 32 8
1249 You look like a natural to me. 1.2553 0.03836 188 148 32 8
1250 Yeah, you just watch the ball go by three times... 1.2551 0.03516 196 151 40 5
1251 No I am not illegal. I was given a green card due to my outstanding skill in clubbing. 1.2539 0.03766 193 152 33 8
1252 And up at the plate now is GRRRRGHFN! Did I say that right? 1.2539 0.03766 193 152 33 8
1253 They thawed out another one, George. 1.2539 0.03907 193 154 29 10
1254 Even your mother knows you're going to bunt. 1.2539 0.03694 193 151 35 7
1255 Strike? 1.2539 0.03545 193 149 39 5
1256 How's that 30,000-year option working out? 1.2539 0.03694 193 151 35 7
1257 You want to know his ERA? 1.2539 0.03694 193 151 35 7
1258 'Stand for anthem' or what? 1.2539 0.03837 193 153 31 9
1259 When they said the guy batting clean-up was a Neanderthal, I didn't think they meant it literally! 1.2539 0.03907 193 154 29 10
1260 You're Out! That's all there is to it. 1.2539 0.03766 193 152 33 8
1261 Me swing. Me hit home run. Me get paid ten million clam shells. Me retire in Key Biscayne. Me buy new cave with in ground pool. 1.2539 0.03620 193 150 37 6
1262 Why yes, Roger Clemens is my father. How did you know? 1.2526 0.03801 190 150 32 8
1263 Me no understand why one need mask to poop? 1.2526 0.03574 190 147 38 5
1264 I don't believe they were referring to baseball when they said , it's so easy a caveman could do it" 1.2526 0.04015 190 153 26 11
1265 Remember three strikes and you're extinct... Now play ball! 1.2526 0.03727 190 149 34 7
1266 So I heard you were in the minors for the last three million years. 1.2526 0.03727 190 149 34 7
1267 We're the Tigers, why? 1.2526 0.04015 190 153 26 11
1268 Well, Lascaux! 1.2526 0.03873 190 151 30 9
1269 Wanna go clubbing after the game? 1.2526 0.03801 190 150 32 8
1270 I'm a bit concerned that you may have misunderstood what I meant by "Strike!" 1.2526 0.03651 190 148 36 6
1271 Throw back is not meant to insult you. 1.2526 0.03727 190 149 34 7
1272 You forgot your batting helmet. 1.2526 0.03727 190 149 34 7
1273 Well, look who's up, the guy they named foul balls after! 1.2526 0.03651 190 148 36 6
1274 I'm getting tired of these Old Timers Days. 1.2526 0.03727 190 149 34 7
1275 Exactly how many steroids did you take? 1.2526 0.03873 190 151 30 9
1276 I'm up from the minors. 1.2526 0.03727 190 149 34 7
1277 Sliding is going to suck in that dress 1.2526 0.03651 190 148 36 6
1278 If you're going to go paleo, you have to fully embrace it, you know 1.2526 0.03801 190 150 32 8
1279 If you hit it, don't chase it and eat it 1.2526 0.04015 190 153 26 11
1280 Clubs are for golf, man. 1.2526 0.03801 190 150 32 8
1281 You're going to set this game back a thousand years. 1.2526 0.03651 190 148 36 6
1282 Dont'cha think this retro-look uniform thing has gone too far? 1.2526 0.03651 190 148 36 6
1283 I’ve been taking a lot of Flintstones vitamins. 1.2526 0.03801 190 150 32 8
1284 You're gonna need a bigger mitt. 1.2526 0.03332 190 144 44 2
1285 Bruce takes old timers day way too seriously 1.2526 0.03727 190 149 34 7
1286 How's that Paleo diet working out, Greg? 1.2526 0.03801 190 150 32 8
1287 Remember I invented fire. 1.2526 0.04015 190 153 26 11
1288 Activated from the bush league? 1.2526 0.03727 190 149 34 7
1289 It's nice to see the league is becoming more inclusive. 1.2526 0.03651 190 148 36 6
1290 Was your rookie card a cave drawing? 1.2526 0.03727 190 149 34 7
1291 Never do an endorsement deal for a paleo diet. 1.2526 0.03801 190 150 32 8
1292 This is why we shouldn't have the Designated Hitter rule. 1.2526 0.03873 190 151 30 9
1293 No knuckle balls! 1.2526 0.03945 190 152 28 10
1294 Geez, Rick. Don’t you think you’re taking the paleo diet thing a bit far? 1.2526 0.03945 190 152 28 10
1295 Back from retirement? 1.2526 0.03873 190 151 30 9
1296 This is first base. You want the club house. 1.2526 0.03873 190 151 30 9
1297 That was a mammoth home run you hit last time. 1.2526 0.03945 190 152 28 10
1298 You sure you're not related to Johnny Damon? 1.2526 0.04015 190 153 26 11
1299 Bro...how are ya gonna slide in that get up?? 1.2526 0.03651 190 148 36 6
1300 Don't throw your bat, okay? 1.2526 0.03801 190 150 32 8
1301 No, 'Kill the ump' is just an expression. Like 'have a nice day.' 1.2526 0.03727 190 149 34 7
1302 Not me-- the ball. 1.2526 0.03873 190 151 30 9
1303 You on that Paleolithic Diet? 1.2526 0.03873 190 151 30 9
1304 I'd appreciate it if you'd knock off the Old Timers jokes. 1.2526 0.03651 190 148 36 6
1305 Let me guess. You're making your old timers day debut! 1.2526 0.03574 190 147 38 5
1306 Yes, but are you willing to kneel for the anthem? 1.2526 0.03727 190 149 34 7
1307 Don't worry. I'll keep an eye on it while you run the bases. 1.2526 0.03727 190 149 34 7
1308 Cal. Just between you and me, aren't you taking your Hair Club For Men endorsement a little too seriously? 1.2526 0.03727 190 149 34 7
1309 That’s not what Coach meant when he said we have to get back to basics. 1.2526 0.04015 190 153 26 11
1310 Nice pedicure. 1.2526 0.03727 190 149 34 7
1311 I wish coaches would stop trying to reinvent the wheel. 1.2526 0.03945 190 152 28 10
1312 OK, then, dugout man. 1.2526 0.03801 190 150 32 8
1313 It figures you're on the Clubs 1.2526 0.03945 190 152 28 10
1314 Are you sure that's what they meant by "baseball club" 1.2526 0.03651 190 148 36 6
1315 Ball club means something different these days. 1.2526 0.03945 190 152 28 10
1316 You don't happen to know a guy named Flintstone? He played for the Rockies. 1.2526 0.03727 190 149 34 7
1317 This is my first Old Timer’s Game. How about you? 1.2526 0.03651 190 148 36 6
1318 I wouldn't be squatting so close to home plate if I were you. 1.2526 0.03727 190 149 34 7
1319 New to the club? 1.2526 0.03651 190 148 36 6
1320 It's not actually so easy a caveman could do it. 1.2526 0.03727 190 149 34 7
1321 You just make the club? 1.2526 0.03651 190 148 36 6
1322 You know you’re supposed to hit the ball, right? 1.2526 0.03574 190 147 38 5
1323 Sure the game has evolved, but hitting is timeless. 1.2526 0.03873 190 151 30 9
1324 I wish we did casual Fridays. 1.2526 0.03727 190 149 34 7
1325 The Paleolithic Era is my second-favorite past time. 1.2526 0.03801 190 150 32 8
1326 Last week you learned to make fire. So you think this week you’re going to learn to hit a curve ball? 1.2526 0.03651 190 148 36 6
1327 Your bat has pine tar on it. It’s illegal. You can’t use it! 1.2526 0.03873 190 151 30 9
1328 My Manager says I should speak softly. 1.2526 0.03651 190 148 36 6
1329 No shirt, no shoes, no service. 1.2526 0.04015 190 153 26 11
1330 Now batting for Old Timers Day... 1.2526 0.03873 190 151 30 9
1331 C’mon George, don’t you think your taking this throwback jersey thing a little far? 1.2526 0.03495 190 146 40 4
1332 Just remember to slide head-first, buddy. 1.2526 0.03801 190 150 32 8
1333 ...but a dugout is not the same as a cave. 1.2526 0.03651 190 148 36 6
1334 I gotta say, your home run last night was truly mammoth 1.2526 0.03574 190 147 38 5
1335 Ooog have big stick, but Max throw fire! 1.2526 0.03574 190 147 38 5
1336 I'm just guessing that's not a regulation Louisville Slugger. 1.2526 0.03574 190 147 38 5
1337 That's funny; where we come from, home plate is still a circle. 1.2526 0.03801 190 150 32 8
1338 Your swing has really evolved. 1.2514 0.03734 183 143 34 6
1339 Yes, I get paid to squat down like this and catch small white balls. What do you do for a living? 1.2514 0.03891 183 145 30 8
1340 Ya might have some trouble. He’s got a fantastic cave ball. 1.2500 0.03964 188 151 27 10
1341 Manager tell Glonk must knock ball out of park. 1.2500 0.03743 188 148 33 7
1342 Can you count to three? That's all you need to do is count to three. 1.2500 0.03588 188 146 37 5
1343 So easy to hit, a caveman could do it ! 1.2500 0.03964 188 151 27 10
1344 Sweet walk-up music... Theme from 2001 is a solid choice. 1.2500 0.03818 188 149 31 8
1345 Me hit, you sit. 1.2486 0.03777 185 146 32 7
1346 You just get called up? 1.2486 0.03854 185 147 30 8
1347 No, you don't get to actually kill the umpire. 1.2486 0.04004 185 149 26 10
1348 I love how you bagged that T-Rex in the on deck circle. 1.2486 0.03698 185 145 34 6
1349 Can you believe, I finally passed the drug test? 1.2486 0.03536 185 143 38 4
1350 I think you're taking this Paleo thing a bit too far. 1.2486 0.03698 185 145 34 6
1351 Finally called you up from Triple-A.D., huh? 1.2486 0.03777 185 146 32 7
1352 Still on the paleo diet? 1.2486 0.03777 185 146 32 7
1353 When they said they were looking for a player with some experience ... 1.2486 0.03777 185 146 32 7
1354 One more time Ugg. He throw, you hit. You miss, I catch. 1.2486 0.03698 185 145 34 6
1355 Just don't hurl your 'Neanderthal Slugger' when you strike out. 1.2486 0.04004 185 149 26 10
1356 Let's see if you can hit it outta the Jurassic. 1.2486 0.03854 185 147 30 8
1357 so, how's the new club working out for ya? 1.2486 0.03366 185 141 42 2
1358 Hit a grounder. I want to watch you run to first in that thing. 1.2486 0.03618 185 144 36 5
1359 Please remember if you have to slide we have a PG audience. 1.2486 0.03698 185 145 34 6
1360 You misunderstand what we mean by club. 1.2486 0.03854 185 147 30 8
1361 You're up next, the Neanderthal just struck out. 1.2486 0.03536 185 143 38 4
1362 Yeah, my wife also went on the paleo diet; I have to wear this gear at home, too. 1.2486 0.04004 185 149 26 10
1363 Watch out for his fast rock. 1.2486 0.03930 185 148 28 9
1364 Listen BamBam, we need you to knock one into the Stone Age! 1.2486 0.03777 185 146 32 7
1365 Helmet, Man, Helmet! 1.2486 0.03930 185 148 28 9
1366 I hate game delays too but when an umpire calls a strike next time, don't club him. 1.2486 0.03777 185 146 32 7
1367 Paleo Diet been working for you? 1.2486 0.03777 185 146 32 7
1368 After going 0 for 26 last week, I shaved mine. 1.2486 0.03777 185 146 32 7
1369 When the season's over, I'm going to taking a painting course and spend time with the kids. 1.2486 0.03777 185 146 32 7
1370 Why the ball? 1.2486 0.03698 185 145 34 6
1371 Louisville? No, it's from Lascaux. 1.2486 0.03777 185 146 32 7
1372 What? You thought only the fans are Neanderthals? 1.2486 0.03698 185 145 34 6
1373 I get it with the bat but you’re telling me the Rules Committee approved the off-the-shoulder uniform too? 1.2486 0.03698 185 145 34 6
1374 Speaking softly, I see. 1.2486 0.03618 185 144 36 5
1375 I understand that you're a caveman but you still need to wear a batting helmet. 1.2486 0.03777 185 146 32 7
1376 I'm assuming we can rule out a bunt. 1.2486 0.03618 185 144 36 5
1377 Great throwback uniform. 1.2486 0.03536 185 143 38 4
1378 I'm literally gonna hit this ball into the Stone Age. 1.2486 0.03698 185 145 34 6
1379 For the last time, the count is one ball and more than one strike, there's more than one man on base, and the score is more than one to more than one. 1.2486 0.03698 185 145 34 6
1380 It doesn't look like a Louisville Slugger. 1.2486 0.03618 185 144 36 5
1381 OK. Yes, I can see it your way. 1.2486 0.03496 181 139 39 3
1382 What do you mean I need a helmet? 1.2486 0.03582 181 140 37 4
1383 We're not going to be as easy to eliminate as the Mammoths. 1.2472 0.03700 178 139 34 5
1384 I'm with the Clubs. 1.2459 0.03794 183 145 31 7
1385 Strike" is not a command 1.2459 0.04024 183 148 25 10
1386 Looks like we're gonna need a bigger ball. 1.2459 0.03872 183 146 29 8
1387 I was told this was a club team. 1.2459 0.03794 183 145 31 7
1388 I'm not doing what you think I'm doing. 1.2459 0.04024 183 148 25 10
1389 You lookin' for meat? We'll serve you up a slider. 1.2444 0.03909 180 144 28 8
1390 Huh. Thorg learn how stand upright eons ago. 1.2444 0.03747 180 142 32 6
1391 I'd get farther back,if I were you. 1.2444 0.03829 180 143 30 7
1392 I don't care if you did invent fire, step in the box. 1.2444 0.03829 180 143 30 7
1393 I was in the minor leagues for a very long tine. 1.2444 0.03747 180 142 32 6
1394 Sorry! No shoes, no shirt . . . no service!! 1.2444 0.03829 180 143 30 7
1395 Alright, let's see you knock it out of the Jurassic Park! 1.2444 0.03988 180 145 26 9
1396 Let's see if you can hit it straight back to the Stone Age. 1.2444 0.03664 180 141 34 5
1397 I've heard of waiting for a pitch, but you sir are ridiculous! 1.2444 0.03747 180 142 32 6
1398 You're the designated WHAT? 1.2444 0.03988 180 145 26 9
1399 Coconut or Cantaloupe ? 1.2444 0.03909 180 144 28 8
1400 Hey, you need a helmet... AND shoes... AND pants... 1.2444 0.03664 180 141 34 5
1401 I'm jealous of you guys that were grandfathered in. 1.2444 0.03988 180 145 26 9
1402 How do you like the paleo diet? 1.2444 0.03829 180 143 30 7
1403 You from the Pro-Magnon League? 1.2444 0.03578 180 140 36 4
1404 Hi there! If there's a bench clearing brawl, just want you to know, I'm an incredibly amicable person. 1.2444 0.03664 180 141 34 5
1405 It's my first Old-timers Game - you? 1.2444 0.03747 180 142 32 6
1406 But what's wrong with calling it a cave run? 1.2444 0.03909 180 144 28 8
1407 It's deja vu all over again 1.2444 0.03829 180 143 30 7
1408 Yes, and yes, I am on the Paleo diet. 1.2444 0.03490 180 139 38 3
1409 Just a jock strap, but then I'm not a catcher. 1.2444 0.03664 180 141 34 5
1410 You Cleveland guys really take throw-back Tuesdays seriously. 1.2444 0.03490 180 139 38 3
1411 Wow, you actually look the way that you smell. 1.2444 0.03829 180 143 30 7
1412 And I'M saying you didn't invent it! 1.2444 0.03829 180 143 30 7
1413 Is this your first at club? 1.2444 0.03909 180 144 28 8
1414 Give new meaning to the term "baseball club" 1.2444 0.03490 180 139 38 3
1415 You do know it's the ball you have to hit? 1.2444 0.03578 180 140 36 4
1416 So... you're the one they call Yabba Dabba Doo... 1.2444 0.03829 180 143 30 7
1417 You'll need to think of the strike zone a little differently... 1.2444 0.03829 180 143 30 7
1418 They said they’d LET you steal second this time so long as you promise not to slide. 1.2444 0.03490 180 139 38 3
1419 Oh alright, you were safe. 1.2444 0.03578 180 140 36 4
1420 You're never gonna catch up to his fastball with that. 1.2444 0.03490 180 139 38 3
1421 We call him Early Man around here because he swings too soon 1.2444 0.03909 180 144 28 8
1422 I went along with the lucky beard thing but this is getting ridiculous. 1.2444 0.03578 180 140 36 4
1423 No collusion. 1.2444 0.03664 180 141 34 5
1424 Been down in the minors for awhile? 1.2444 0.03988 180 145 26 9
1425 It feels like an eon since our last out. 1.2444 0.03829 180 143 30 7
1426 Well that's a coincidence, because he calls his best pitch his Alley Oop. 1.2444 0.03988 180 145 26 9
1427 I'll explain it one more time. You're ON a baseball club. 1.2444 0.03490 180 139 38 3
1428 Buy me some peanuts and crackerjack, I won't care if I never get back. 1.2443 0.03442 176 135 39 2
1429 We don't hit and run, we continue to hit it until it is dead! 1.2428 0.03923 173 138 28 7
1430 Now, this is what I call an 'Old Timers Game' 1.2416 0.03763 178 141 31 6
1431 But can you eat it? 1.2416 0.04008 178 144 25 9
1432 Just up from the Asia Minors? 1.2416 0.03846 178 142 29 7
1433 So you’re the first, first draft pick huh? 1.2416 0.03678 178 140 33 5
1434 This Paleo diet craze is ruining the game. 1.2416 0.03678 178 140 33 5
1435 I heard that your team is anti-analytics, but you guys are more old school than I thought. 1.2416 0.03409 178 137 39 2
1436 Jeez! How long did they keep you in the dugout? 1.2416 0.03846 178 142 29 7
1437 My guess is that you are not going to bunt. 1.2416 0.03590 178 139 35 4
1438 Mr. Teebow, it's 2050, how long have you been stuck in the minors? 1.2416 0.03846 178 142 29 7
1439 I think you are taking this whole Paleo thing a little too far. 1.2416 0.03763 178 141 31 6
1440 As designated hitter you hit the ball, not me. 1.2416 0.04086 178 145 23 10
1441 OK Rocky, you swing at the ball, not me. 1.2416 0.03846 178 142 29 7
1442 That apple you just ate was the last baseball. Head for home. 1.2416 0.03928 178 143 27 8
1443 Well, since the Geico commercials and sitcom spin-off, I've been trying to cover all my bases. 1.2416 0.04008 178 144 25 9
1444 They are going a little too far with these throwback uniforms. 1.2400 0.04049 175 142 24 9
1445 Not my favorite throwback uniform. 1.2400 0.03798 175 139 30 6
1446 Haven't you heard? It's a whole new ball game. 1.2400 0.03621 175 137 34 4
1447 No, they moved to L.A. in '58.' 1.2400 0.03435 175 135 38 2
1448 Why, yes! I opted not to circumcise, too. Good eye! 1.2400 0.04049 175 142 24 9
1449 He called me off the bench. I hope the rules haven't changed much. 1.2400 0.04049 175 142 24 9
1450 I think you should know, I have an anger management problem. 1.2400 0.03967 175 141 26 8
1451 Get with the times,man. We use aluminum bats now. 1.2400 0.03710 175 138 32 5
1452 It’s not in your DNA. 1.2400 0.03883 175 140 28 7
1453 Who are you wearing? Let me guess. Wilma? 1.2400 0.04285 175 145 18 12
1454 Remember, you are going for RBIs, not RIBs. 1.2400 0.03967 175 141 26 8
1455 What are you waiting for — a knuckledragger ball? 1.2400 0.03883 175 140 28 7
1456 Kill the ump wasn't meant literally. 1.2400 0.03883 175 140 28 7
1457 Watch out. this pitcher is a real Neanderthal. 1.2400 0.03883 175 140 28 7
1458 If its a close play, slide feet-first. Baseball is a family game. 1.2400 0.03967 175 141 26 8
1459 Pull out all the stops to break that the slump! 1.2400 0.03883 175 140 28 7
1460 Same old shit, bro - waiting for the kill. 1.2400 0.04049 175 142 24 9
1461 Listen, you gotta hang on to your bat. 1.2400 0.03621 175 137 34 4
1462 It’s called playing the long game. 1.2400 0.03710 175 138 32 5
1463 I promise you Thag, it's "to the ballgame," not "at the ballgame" 1.2400 0.04049 175 142 24 9
1464 Don't you just love these old-timers' games? 1.2400 0.03883 175 140 28 7
1465 Let me guess. The bunt sign's not on? 1.2400 0.03798 175 139 30 6
1466 Yeah, I think the whole "throwback player" thing has just jumped the shark. 1.2400 0.03883 175 140 28 7
1467 WOW! It took you a long time to get here from the minors. 1.2400 0.03798 175 139 30 6
1468 When they said this was America's Greatest Pastime - they weren't kidding. 1.2400 0.03710 175 138 32 5
1469 First they let us grow beards, then the whole Yankee culture regressed. 1.2400 0.03710 175 138 32 5
1470 You forgot to grab a batting helmet. 1.2400 0.03710 175 138 32 5
1471 Same stuff as always, nothing new 1.2400 0.03798 175 139 30 6
1472 It may be none of my business, but aren't you taking this paleo diet a bit too far? 1.2400 0.03621 175 137 34 4
1473 Do you think the game needs to be shortened? 1.2400 0.04049 175 142 24 9
1474 Man, you gotta ease up on that caveman diet. 1.2400 0.03798 175 139 30 6
1475 One more curve ball and you lose a finger. 1.2400 0.03967 175 141 26 8
1476 No jockstrap, huh? 1.2400 0.03710 175 138 32 5
1477 Uhmm unga bunga buga buga? It’s alright dude, I speak english. I just dress like this for the gram. 1.2400 0.03710 175 138 32 5
1478 Hi Donald. When did you get traded to the Republicans? 1.2400 0.03883 175 140 28 7
1479 OK - four strikes and you're out - if you say so. 1.2400 0.04129 175 143 22 10
1480 Wow, the shift is really changing the game. 1.2400 0.03710 175 138 32 5
1481 I heard you guys haven’t made it to the World Series in over 4,000 years. 1.2400 0.03883 175 140 28 7
1482 If you promise not to hit me I will call for a walk. 1.2400 0.03883 175 140 28 7
1483 Hey batta, batta, Evolve, batta, batta! 1.2400 0.03883 175 140 28 7
1484 Found it in the bat cave. 1.2400 0.03967 175 141 26 8
1485 I was told to swing for the lights. What are lights? 1.2400 0.03967 175 141 26 8
1486 Why you hide brow ridge behind mask? 1.2400 0.04049 175 142 24 9
1487 no, you can’t play. Clubbing your wife is only ok in football. 1.2400 0.04129 175 143 22 10
1488 Trust me. Pine tar's the last thing you should be worried about. 1.2400 0.03798 175 139 30 6
1489 You wearing a cup under that pelt? 1.2400 0.03529 175 136 36 3
1490 Wait a minute, isn’t that a mastodon femur? 1.2400 0.03621 175 137 34 4
1491 Your Leopard Print from last time looked better 1.2400 0.03967 175 141 26 8
1492 Take it easy, buddy. You're playing like a bunch of Neanderthals. 1.2400 0.03529 175 136 36 3
1493 Hey clubber, clubber! Hey clubber, clubber! No clubber! No clubber! 1.2400 0.04285 175 145 18 12
1494 Just my opinion, but I think your team has taken the retro look a little too far. 1.2400 0.03621 175 137 34 4
1495 This paleo diet coach put me on has really gotten out of hand. 1.2400 0.03967 175 141 26 8
1496 Watch your toes--he throws a wicked sinker. 1.2400 0.03883 175 140 28 7
1497 You're really committed to this 'beard look,' Dombrowski. 1.2400 0.03710 175 138 32 5
1498 If you’re hunting for home plate you’ve found it. 1.2400 0.03883 175 140 28 7
1499 Wait till you see his curve stone. 1.2400 0.03621 175 137 34 4
1500 Catcher: "Finally got the call to the big leagues?" Batter: "It's been a long time coming!" 1.2400 0.03798 175 139 30 6
1501 damn right I choke up 1.2400 0.03967 175 141 26 8
1502 I’m a Pro-Magnon, if that’s what you’re asking.... 1.2400 0.03883 175 140 28 7
1503 He takes an old-school approach to the game. 1.2400 0.03710 175 138 32 5
1504 You play for a baseball 'club'. You hit with a baseball bat. 1.2400 0.04049 175 142 24 9
1505 I know facial hair is big in baseball now, but this is ridiculous. 1.2400 0.03883 175 140 28 7
1506 whatchu say about my momma? 1.2400 0.03967 175 141 26 8
1507 turn back the clock" night has gone too fa 1.2400 0.03798 175 139 30 6
1508 Yeah, he throws mean a knuckle-dragger ball. 1.2400 0.03798 175 139 30 6
1509 You do realize, of course, that a strike doesn't mean what you might think it means? 1.2400 0.03621 175 137 34 4
1510 Listen wise-guy, the strike zone is not between your knuckles and your knees. 1.2400 0.03798 175 139 30 6
1511 Don't freeze up again, Carl. 1.2400 0.03798 175 139 30 6
1512 You realize that a strike out is not a comment on you as a person, right? 1.2400 0.03967 175 141 26 8
1513 I've got some ideas about speeding up the game. 1.2400 0.03798 175 139 30 6
1514 I just came up from the Miocene League. 1.2400 0.03967 175 141 26 8
1515 Exactly how long were you in the minors? 1.2400 0.03435 175 135 38 2
1516 For distance I might go with a lighter club. 1.2400 0.03967 175 141 26 8
1517 Now batting for Rodriguez, number 7, Cro-Magnon 1.2400 0.03529 175 136 36 3
1518 So, what's your idea to speed up the game? 1.2400 0.03883 175 140 28 7
1519 I know this is a pro club team, but you still have to wear shoes. 1.2400 0.03710 175 138 32 5
1520 Don't take it personally, but my wife keeps saying baseball is an old man's game and I'm starting to realize she might have a point. 1.2400 0.03883 175 140 28 7
1521 Suit yourself, but you try sliding into second and you'll find yourself having quite a wardrobe malfunction. 1.2400 0.03621 175 137 34 4
1522 No, not much has changed....They throw something at you -- your days a rock, nowadays it's a hard-ball -- and then you hit the thing back at them in a way that makes it impossible for them to catch the thing. 1.2400 0.03883 175 140 28 7
1523 You really should cut down on the steroids Gronk 1.2400 0.03883 175 140 28 7
1524 Let me guess, the lumberjack look just wasn’t manly enough? 1.2398 0.03763 171 135 31 5
1525 Say it ain't so, Zog. 1.2398 0.03671 171 134 33 4
1526 Time to cast the first stone. 1.2384 0.03921 172 138 27 7
1527 Just try to hit it. We can discuss the in-field fly rule later. 1.2370 0.03725 173 137 31 5
1528 No, your ERA is Paleozoic, his is 3.2. 1.2370 0.03725 173 137 31 5
1529 Caveman hungry, so when you going to buy me some peanuts and CrackerJacks? 1.2370 0.03725 173 137 31 5
1530 So, Barney, tell me … how long were you in Triple-A? 1.2370 0.04070 173 141 23 9
1531 You're being way too literal for Old-Timers Day. 1.2370 0.03540 173 135 35 3
1532 The Beard works, but the pine tar has to go. 1.2370 0.03814 173 138 29 6
1533 Just saying, the plate is shiny. 1.2370 0.03814 173 138 29 6
1534 So, I’m guessing you’re not a sabermetrics guy. 1.2370 0.04070 173 141 23 9
1535 Ok, so you play with a big club! 1.2370 0.03814 173 138 29 6
1536 Are you the owner? 1.2370 0.03540 173 135 35 3
1537 My agent's crunched the numbers. It appeals to the right marketing demographic. 1.2370 0.03814 173 138 29 6
1538 Designated Neanderthal 1.2370 0.04151 173 142 21 10
1539 So that's who the Dodgers traded to get Manny Machado. 1.2364 0.03929 165 132 27 6
1540 You know batting helmets have been required since 1970. That may be 6720 in your parlance. 1.2353 0.03759 170 135 30 5
1541 I'm from the old school of hard rocks. 1.2353 0.04112 170 139 22 9
1542 When he said, 'You're out!', he didn't mean we know you're a caveman. 1.2353 0.04027 170 138 24 8
1543 I'm pinch hitting for "The Natural." 1.2353 0.03368 170 131 38 1
1544 The world's other "oldest profession". 1.2353 0.03940 170 137 26 7
1545 My agent suggested a big shtick. 1.2353 0.04112 170 139 22 9
1546 So how long were you on the DL? 1.2353 0.04027 170 138 24 8
1547 Run softly. You're carrying a big stick. 1.2353 0.03940 170 137 26 7
1548 R.B.C., 'Runs before Christ'. 1.2353 0.04112 170 139 22 9
1549 Stengel? He's been dead for years. 1.2353 0.03850 170 136 28 6
1550 You BOUGHT the club? 1.2353 0.03850 170 136 28 6
1551 No, hitting this guy is NOT so easy a caveman can do it. 1.2353 0.03940 170 137 26 7
1552 Yeah, sure, Cher’s “Believe” is a great choice for a walk up song. 1.2353 0.03850 170 136 28 6
1553 Rookie of the year ? Seriously ... 1.2353 0.03940 170 137 26 7
1554 Oh, I get it, Clan of the Bad News Cave Bears? 1.2353 0.03665 170 134 32 4
1555 You gotta stop using that Neanderthal growth hormone. You're gonna get caught. 1.2353 0.03759 170 135 30 5
1556 I said: “I’ve seen better bats in a cave, man.” There’s a comma... “Cave - comma - man.” 1.2353 0.03850 170 136 28 6
1557 Retro uniforms, eh? 1.2353 0.03470 170 132 36 2
1558 You're out. Done. It's over. Cro-Magnon won. 1.2353 0.03665 170 134 32 4
1559 Face it - you're an anachronism. 1.2353 0.03569 170 133 34 3
1560 The Mets will try anything to sell tickets these days. 1.2353 0.03759 170 135 30 5
1561 And you, I'm venturing to guess, would be our designated hitter. 1.2353 0.03850 170 136 28 6
1562 Kickin it old school, I see 1.2353 0.03665 170 134 32 4
1563 That's fine, just don't kneel for the anthem. 1.2353 0.03850 170 136 28 6
1564 What? They said baseball club. 1.2353 0.03850 170 136 28 6
1565 Batter oop oop,oop, oop oop 1.2353 0.03850 170 136 28 6
1566 Geeeez! Where'd the scouts dig you up? 1.2353 0.04027 170 138 24 8
1567 Guess you've spent quite a while in the minors. 1.2353 0.03759 170 135 30 5
1568 I’ll bet that dugout seems like a big step up from that cave you crawled out of. 1.2353 0.03940 170 137 26 7
1569 Oh yeah ... he's throwing heat. But then, what do you know about fire? 1.2353 0.03759 170 135 30 5
1570 I guess you won't be bunting. 1.2353 0.03759 170 135 30 5
1571 From Hoboken, I take it? 1.2353 0.03665 170 134 32 4
1572 Krog no need batting helmet. 1.2353 0.03759 170 135 30 5
1573 It's our new throwback jersey. 1.2353 0.03940 170 137 26 7
1574 I guess this puts to rest the legend that Abner Doubleday invented baseball in 1839. 1.2353 0.03665 170 134 32 4
1575 I'm the one that was to be announced later. 1.2353 0.03665 170 134 32 4
1576 I heard you came up from the bush league 1.2353 0.03470 170 132 36 2
1577 I know this is "Old Timer's Day", but this is ridiculous. 1.2349 0.03515 166 129 35 2
1578 No, there are no women on my team either. 1.2349 0.03515 166 129 35 2
1579 The Paleolithic League? Never heard of it. 1.2339 0.03550 171 134 34 3
1580 Yeah, we're just gonna call that a home run. 1.2335 0.03887 167 134 27 6
1581 This is a curve ball I wasn't anticipating. 1.2331 0.03750 163 129 30 4
1582 As the Designated Hitter I hope you know that you are only allowed to hit the ball. 1.2331 0.03648 163 128 32 3
1583 It so easy a caveman can do it. 1.2321 0.03867 168 135 27 6
1584 Took 15,000 years, but you're finally in the Big Show 1.2321 0.03867 168 135 27 6
1585 What's with the squatting and the funny mask? How primitive! 1.2321 0.03867 168 135 27 6
1586 I see you're back on the steroids. 1.2321 0.03773 168 134 29 5
1587 No, no! Hit the ball--not the guy! 1.2321 0.03678 168 133 31 4
1588 The rally beard just wasn’t enough huh? 1.2321 0.03958 168 136 25 7
1589 This is your first " Old Timers " game? 1.2321 0.03773 168 134 29 5
1590 Hey man, I think you got that man cave thing backwards. 1.2321 0.03773 168 134 29 5
1591 Wow, that was quite a number you do on our mountain lion mascot. 1.2321 0.03773 168 134 29 5
1592 Dude, you know you’re supposed to hit the ball with that thing. 1.2321 0.03678 168 133 31 4
1593 Are you sure that bat is legal? 1.2321 0.03867 168 135 27 6
1594 Me not use regulation bat, but all the people here love me, so your rules don't count. 1.2321 0.03867 168 135 27 6
1595 It sure looks performance-enhancing to me. 1.2321 0.03773 168 134 29 5
1596 So you think Roy Hobbs was too old to swing a club? 1.2321 0.03773 168 134 29 5
1597 Don’t you ever get tired of playing with the same old ball club? 1.2321 0.03579 168 132 33 3
1598 I'm glad they changed us from the Redskins and all, I just miss shoes. 1.2321 0.03678 168 133 31 4
1599 This time try hitting the ball instead of the pitcher. 1.2321 0.03773 168 134 29 5
1600 Rules state you need a cup. 1.2321 0.04134 168 138 21 9
1601 Smelling good big boy - are you wearing Brut? 1.2321 0.03773 168 134 29 5
1602 Just called up from Lascaux? 1.2321 0.04047 168 137 23 8
1603 You must've been on the bench for a while. 1.2321 0.03773 168 134 29 5
1604 Even the UMPIRE can see you were out clubbing all night! 1.2321 0.03579 168 132 33 3
1605 Is that a whole cork branch? 1.2321 0.04047 168 137 23 8
1606 You just lost. Have you been living in a cave? 1.2321 0.03678 168 133 31 4
1607 No it's not an ostrich egg; next time don't eat, hit it!" 1.2321 0.03867 168 135 27 6
1608 Is that glove regulation? 1.2321 0.03579 168 132 33 3
1609 Not yet! The credit card commercial starts AFTER the game is over. 1.2321 0.03478 168 131 35 2
1610 You must be in some slump." 1.2321 0.03958 168 136 25 7
1611 Really? Up 'til now I'd always believed that baseball was invented by Russians. 1.2321 0.03773 168 134 29 5
1612 Yeah, it was a long rain delay, but it wasn't that long. 1.2321 0.03958 168 136 25 7
1613 No gloves? 1.2321 0.03958 168 136 25 7
1614 Baseball club 1.2321 0.03678 168 133 31 4
1615 We still hit against the shift. 1.2321 0.04047 168 137 23 8
1616 No, no that's fine with me. You can call me a "gatherer". 1.2321 0.03773 168 134 29 5
1617 The designated hitter will be extinct before you know it. 1.2321 0.03579 168 132 33 3
1618 Is this where I stand? I'm a Neanderthal at this game. 1.2321 0.03867 168 135 27 6
1619 Your wife still got that bone in her lip? 1.2321 0.03958 168 136 25 7
1620 I use whatever bat I want, pig face." 1.2321 0.03773 168 134 29 5
1621 No I don’t chew tobacco, I’m not a Neanderthal! 1.2321 0.03773 168 134 29 5
1622 If you think the DH rule is silly, wait until you get caught by the Infield Fly rule. 1.2321 0.03773 168 134 29 5
1623 If I don't hit ball I hit you. 1.2321 0.03773 168 134 29 5
1624 Standing upright was an improvement for Home erectus, but he never got used to the expanded strike zone. 1.2321 0.03579 168 132 33 3
1625 Now batting cleanup…Ted Flintstone. 1.2321 0.03678 168 133 31 4
1626 Frictional unemployment 1.2321 0.03958 168 136 25 7
1627 You passed the drug test? 1.2321 0.03678 168 133 31 4
1628 In my day we didn't bunt. 1.2321 0.03867 168 135 27 6
1629 We're not caving in just yet! 1.2321 0.03773 168 134 29 5
1630 Don't worry, they used to call my equipment 'The tools of ignorance.' 1.2321 0.03678 168 133 31 4
1631 You here to play Neander-ball? 1.2321 0.04047 168 137 23 8
1632 Whatta mean pine tar, that’s Yak blood 1.2321 0.03958 168 136 25 7
1633 The umps are OK with my bat but the Yankees still won't allow facial hair. 1.2321 0.03867 168 135 27 6
1634 So easy, that a caveman can do it. 1.2321 0.03867 168 135 27 6
1635 Does it wick sweat as well as they say? 1.2321 0.03579 168 132 33 3
1636 This time aim for the ball and not my head! 1.2321 0.03958 168 136 25 7
1637 That thing better not be corked. 1.2321 0.04134 168 138 21 9
1638 of course I'm scared. 1.2321 0.03958 168 136 25 7
1639 Dude you need to cut back on the PED's 1.2321 0.04219 168 139 19 10
1640 Of course it's regulation. Why? 1.2321 0.03773 168 134 29 5
1641 WHY DO YOU THINK THEY CALL IT A CLUB?? 1.2321 0.04047 168 137 23 8
1642 Is this what he meant by "Make America Great Again?" 1.2321 0.04134 168 138 21 9
1643 I know baseball is a very old game, but this is ridiculous! 1.2321 0.03867 168 135 27 6
1644 At bat, the original Louisville Slugger. 1.2321 0.03773 168 134 29 5
1645 No, you don't get the girl by hitting me! 1.2321 0.03867 168 135 27 6
1646 I haven't seen a swing like that in ages. 1.2321 0.03958 168 136 25 7
1647 No, it isn't a Louisville Slugger. It came from a T-Rex; I thought that would be obvious. 1.2321 0.03867 168 135 27 6
1648 Softball my ass, you bunch of pussies. Back in my day we hit rocks. 1.2321 0.03867 168 135 27 6
1649 Beer after the game? 1.2321 0.03867 168 135 27 6
1650 This game is definitely going down in history. 1.2321 0.03773 168 134 29 5
1651 When you told me about your baseball club I thought you meant your team 1.2321 0.03678 168 133 31 4
1652 This is nuts even for the Orioles. 1.2321 0.04134 168 138 21 9
1653 Don't worry, the rules haven't changed much. 1.2303 0.03609 165 130 32 3
1654 It’s smaller than a brontosaurus egg. 1.2303 0.03808 165 132 28 5
1655 The future ain't what it used to be. 1.2303 0.03808 165 132 28 5
1656 If you can hit a homer with that thing,you'll make history. 1.2303 0.03808 165 132 28 5
1657 If you hit the ball, a pterodactyl will eat your baby. 1.2303 0.03998 165 134 24 7
1658 I hate these retro promotions. 1.2303 0.03609 165 130 32 3
1659 Nice throwback jersey. 1.2303 0.03808 165 132 28 5
1660 It's like a wheel, only more 3D...Oh, never mind... 1.2303 0.03710 165 131 30 4
1661 Yhea, I recommend the stadium Dino-dog with hot mustard. 1.2303 0.03808 165 132 28 5
1662 First you hit and run, then you get uniform. 1.2303 0.03904 165 133 26 6
1663 I see you've finally made the club. 1.2303 0.03904 165 133 26 6
1664 Well, at least you won't be sliding in spikes up. 1.2303 0.03710 165 131 30 4
1665 We only hit balls. Can you handle that? 1.2303 0.03998 165 134 24 7
1666 I guess you don't have to wear a batting helmet. 1.2303 0.03904 165 133 26 6
1667 The whole "fire" thing was starting to get a little boring. 1.2303 0.03808 165 132 28 5
1668 Congrats on the Fruity Pebbles cereal box cover. 1.2303 0.03904 165 133 26 6
1669 The beard works but I'm afraid the bat isn't regulation... 1.2303 0.03904 165 133 26 6
1670 Another call-up from the B.C. affiliate. 1.2303 0.03904 165 133 26 6
1671 You gotta drop this attitude. It's not like you're the first Neanderthal to ever make it into American sports, you know. 1.2303 0.03808 165 132 28 5
1672 So the Mariners still haven’t made it to the World Series? 1.2303 0.03998 165 134 24 7
1673 I sacrifice fly, then sacrifice ump. 1.2303 0.03609 165 130 32 3
1674 No - clubbing me on the head does not constitute a 'hit' in baseball. 1.2303 0.04089 165 135 22 8
1675 Remember now, the ball not the pitcher. 1.2303 0.03808 165 132 28 5
1676 I don't care who you voted for. Play ball. 1.2303 0.03904 165 133 26 6
1677 Fastball inside. Shame you’re pre-verbal. 1.2303 0.03904 165 133 26 6
1678 Hey, don't look at me - I just catch the ball. 1.2303 0.03398 165 128 36 1
1679 No Sir , this is not your game 1.2303 0.03710 165 131 30 4
1680 I get the extinct feeling everybody's watching me. 1.2303 0.04089 165 135 22 8
1681 I'd go for the sacrifice bunt if I were you. 1.2303 0.03808 165 132 28 5
1682 Me catch, you swing. 1.2303 0.03998 165 134 24 7
1683 That bat is non-regulation, Og. 1.2303 0.03904 165 133 26 6
1684 If you ain't wearin' tighty whitey's, skip the slide home. 1.2303 0.04179 165 136 20 9
1685 You looked better in your Yankees uniform. 1.2303 0.03808 165 132 28 5
1686 This game is barbaric. 1.2303 0.04179 165 136 20 9
1687 Yup, baseball's going extinct. 1.2303 0.03710 165 131 30 4
1688 Unga bunga to you too, pal. 1.2303 0.03998 165 134 24 7
1689 How long did you say you spent in AAA? 1.2303 0.03808 165 132 28 5
1690 Now when the ball comes at you, hit it, don't catch it and eat it. 1.2303 0.03904 165 133 26 6
1691 You don't get mad when you strike out, do you? 1.2303 0.03710 165 131 30 4
1692 I can't. hear you, you're speaking too softly 1.2298 0.04156 161 132 21 8
1693 How do you like the 84 oz. bat? 1.2298 0.03866 161 129 27 5
1694 Really? Does it look like I’m going to need a catcher? 1.2289 0.03690 166 132 30 4
1695 We don’t need an ump—we haven’t invented the ball yet. 1.2284 0.03844 162 130 27 5
1696 OK, we're trying to be inclusive here. Your bat's approved and we've wrapped the rock in sabertooth skin. But, we can't waive the helmet rule. 1.2284 0.03844 162 130 27 5
1697 Face it! If they didn't allow designated hitters, you'd be out of baseball! 1.2284 0.03743 162 129 29 4
1698 I Know you waited ages to be in the line-up ! 1.2284 0.04039 162 132 23 7
1699 100,000 years between pitches is quicker than the last batter. 1.2284 0.03943 162 131 25 6
1700 Nice pelt. Want another? 1.2284 0.03844 162 130 27 5
1701 The Cos Play event today was only for the fans. 1.2284 0.03943 162 131 25 6
1702 So, you're America's real past time, eh? 1.2284 0.04039 162 132 23 7
1703 These Retro Night promotions are getting out of hand. 1.2284 0.03943 162 131 25 6
1704 I said, you should play with our baseball club.....not, play baseball with a club 1.2284 0.03844 162 130 27 5
1705 Hey man, you’re taking this hipster thing a little too far. 1.2284 0.03844 162 130 27 5
1706 Whadayya mean I need cleats! 1.2284 0.03943 162 131 25 6
1707 One more strike out and it's back to hunting and gathering 1.2284 0.03844 162 130 27 5
1708 This vintage uniform craze is getting completely out-of-hand. 1.2284 0.03943 162 131 25 6
1709 It’s called a plate. 1.2284 0.04039 162 132 23 7
1710 No. This is Fenway Park. Jurassic Park is playing down the street." 1.2284 0.03943 162 131 25 6
1711 Yeh, well, I'm not a fan of interleague play either. 1.2284 0.04039 162 132 23 7
1712 Are you trying to prove that this is America's oldest sport? 1.2284 0.03844 162 130 27 5
1713 You're not supposed to look at me. 1.2284 0.04314 162 135 17 10
1714 Is that corked? 1.2284 0.03743 162 129 29 4
1715 Hey Rookie, glad you finally made the Show. 1.2284 0.03844 162 130 27 5
1716 Called back from retirement? 1.2284 0.03743 162 129 29 4
1717 I said I was good at hitting, but this is a whole new ball game. 1.2284 0.04133 162 133 21 8
1718 Forget your spikes? 1.2284 0.03743 162 129 29 4
1719 Before there were teams, we had clubs. 1.2284 0.04039 162 132 23 7
1720 You're laughing now, but I'm about to hit one for the ages. 1.2284 0.03743 162 129 29 4
1721 I see they FINALLY brought you up from Triple A. 1.2284 0.03844 162 130 27 5
1722 When I was little, I wanted to be a hunter-gatherer. 1.2284 0.03533 162 127 33 2
1723 Sorry Dude. NFL doesn't start until September. 1.2284 0.03943 162 131 25 6
1724 I think you took the throwback uniform idea too far. 1.2284 0.03743 162 129 29 4
1725 You promise not to swing that thing and I'll promise not to spike your stupid feet. 1.2284 0.03844 162 130 27 5
1726 Our pitcher is on fire ... not that you'd know what that is. 1.2284 0.03943 162 131 25 6
1727 Remember, the scouts only care about your launch angle. 1.2284 0.03844 162 130 27 5
1728 New look. Well, I warn you. Our pitcher throws fireballs. 1.2284 0.03533 162 127 33 2
1729 Is that really a vintage Louisville slugger ? 1.2284 0.03844 162 130 27 5
1730 I head they call you Babe Rock. 1.2284 0.03743 162 129 29 4
1731 I thought retro night meant something else entirely. 1.2284 0.03844 162 130 27 5
1732 I started with the Giants in New York. 1.2284 0.04039 162 132 23 7
1733 We're going to crush you. Where do you keep the women? 1.2284 0.03943 162 131 25 6
1734 It's your lucky day. The ump is a total Neanderthal. 1.2284 0.03943 162 131 25 6
1735 Been riding the pine awhile? 1.2284 0.03844 162 130 27 5
1736 Sorry, you can't hunt and gather until the seventh-inning stretch. 1.2284 0.03943 162 131 25 6
1737 Why yes, the pitchers mound is a stones throw away 1.2284 0.03640 162 128 31 3
1738 You'll do fine, he's throwing rocks. 1.2284 0.03943 162 131 25 6
1739 I'm 'Neandering' up to the plate. 1.2284 0.03844 162 130 27 5
1740 I’ll show you Pinstripes how it’s done. 1.2284 0.03743 162 129 29 4
1741 Watch out for his knuckle-dragger-ball. 1.2284 0.03943 162 131 25 6
1742 Not sweat, even a caveman can do it. 1.2284 0.03943 162 131 25 6
1743 You dress like that, and the pitcher will throw stones. 1.2284 0.03943 162 131 25 6
1744 Wow! Wade Boggs! when did you come out of retirement? 1.2284 0.03943 162 131 25 6
1745 If you've been embracing Paleo only as a diet, boy, you really are just not unlocking your full potential 1.2284 0.03943 162 131 25 6
1746 It's my first start with this club. 1.2284 0.03844 162 130 27 5
1747 It's a Louisville Clubber 1.2284 0.03943 162 131 25 6
1748 in my days we didn't wear armor 1.2284 0.03844 162 130 27 5
1749 The ump says he doesn't care if you just escaped from from a dinosaur by coming forward from the past and walked over from La Brea, you're out for excessive tar on your bat. 1.2284 0.03640 162 128 31 3
1750 No biting. 1.2284 0.03844 162 130 27 5
1751 Is that one of those new Louisville sluggers ? 1.2284 0.03844 162 130 27 5
1752 How’s that whole Paleo diet thing workin’ out for you, big guy? 1.2284 0.03640 162 128 31 3
1753 Pinstripes, are those still in? 1.2284 0.03422 162 126 35 1
1754 The steroids don't help with the swollen ankles? 1.2284 0.04133 162 133 21 8
1755 Did you just get called up? 1.2284 0.03308 162 125 37 0
1756 So wait, let me get this straight. I don’t hit you in the head. Some guy throws a head at me and I hit it? 1.2284 0.04133 162 133 21 8
1757 Welcome to the Big Leagues, pal. Just relax. I know you been thinkin' about this swing for a million years. And your wife just yelled that you'd never get to first base. Don't cave, man. 1.2284 0.03743 162 129 29 4
1758 Yeah......no. I actually don’t think you should bunt. 1.2284 0.03943 162 131 25 6
1759 Bet you thought you’d never get called up! 1.2284 0.03533 162 127 33 2
1760 Does that loincloth help prevent jock itch? 1.2284 0.04039 162 132 23 7
1761 Uhmmmm, I think he said, 'Bunt' not 'Hunt' !! 1.2284 0.03844 162 130 27 5
1762 No, strike doesn't mean clobber. 1.2284 0.04133 162 133 21 8
1763 Can you tell I’m wearing spanks? 1.2284 0.03844 162 130 27 5
1764 So, how's the wife and dinosaurs? 1.2284 0.03844 162 130 27 5
1765 That’s a heck of a throwback uniform. 1.2284 0.03640 162 128 31 3
1766 Remember, if the 3rd base coach starts drawing pictures of aliens on the left field wall, that's the sign to bunt. 1.2284 0.04039 162 132 23 7
1767 If you sling that bat at me, I'm tackling you at first, Ug. 1.2284 0.04225 162 134 19 9
1768 You built it. So I came by. Who were you expecting? 1.2284 0.03844 162 130 27 5
1769 What do you mean, where's first base? 1.2284 0.03943 162 131 25 6
1770 I hear Nike dropped you as a sponsor. 1.2284 0.04039 162 132 23 7
1771 I'm guessing that you aren't going to bunt. 1.2284 0.03943 162 131 25 6
1772 I don't think the beard and the long hair are the problem. 1.2284 0.03844 162 130 27 5
1773 I just got called up. I spent a LOT of time in the minors. 1.2284 0.03640 162 128 31 3
1774 You must be their new switch hitter. That's some switch! 1.2284 0.04039 162 132 23 7
1775 No "Knock-um head pretty girl, make donk-donk;" that comes after a batting average of at least .350 and a multimillion, multi-year contract. 1.2284 0.04039 162 132 23 7
1776 Grok! You’re finally out of the minors. 1.2284 0.03844 162 130 27 5
1777 One strike. You're out. 1.2284 0.04133 162 133 21 8
1778 I bet you can't bunt! 1.2284 0.03743 162 129 29 4
1779 Holy crap, please don’t kill me. 1.2284 0.03943 162 131 25 6
1780 Your outfit isn't like the rest of your team either. 1.2284 0.04133 162 133 21 8
1781 One fireball please. 1.2284 0.03943 162 131 25 6
1782 You'll begin to notice that your game evolves at this level. 1.2284 0.03943 162 131 25 6
1783 Don't worry, at our rate of play it'll be the bronze age by the 9th inning. 1.2284 0.03533 162 127 33 2
1784 Well, you're taking throwback uniforms to a new level. 1.2284 0.03844 162 130 27 5
1785 Sorry, that isn't supposed to leave the clubhouse. 1.2284 0.03844 162 130 27 5
1786 This is why I hate the pinch hitter rule! 1.2284 0.03743 162 129 29 4
1787 It's a baseball club not club baseball 1.2284 0.04039 162 132 23 7
1788 You guys must have a great clubhouse. 1.2284 0.04039 162 132 23 7
1789 So, when did you decide to turn Pro-Magnon? 1.2284 0.04039 162 132 23 7
1790 You never know who will suit up for the Mets after the trade deadline 1.2284 0.04039 162 132 23 7
1791 I don't suppose you are going to bunt. 1.2284 0.03640 162 128 31 3
1792 It's good to see you again Mark McGuire. I guess since you had to give up steroids, you moved on to the paleo diet. 1.2284 0.04039 162 132 23 7
1793 Is that a regulation club? 1.2284 0.03943 162 131 25 6
1794 If you hit this one, you'll make history. 1.2284 0.03533 162 127 33 2
1795 When did you get called up from Single A? 1.2284 0.04039 162 132 23 7
1796 No, seriously, the pitchers used to bat for themselves. 1.2284 0.03943 162 131 25 6
1797 Man, I heard you guys have a deep bench, but not this deep! 1.2284 0.03943 162 131 25 6
1798 So, how long were you with the Troglodytes farm team before being called up 1.2284 0.04039 162 132 23 7
1799 You wanna go clubbing after this? 1.2284 0.03743 162 129 29 4
1800 Hey what was your average last year? 1.2284 0.04039 162 132 23 7
1801 I brought my own bat. 1.2284 0.03640 162 128 31 3
1802 People say I'm the life of the party. 1.2284 0.03743 162 129 29 4
1803 Hey, Ump, is that "Pine Tar" on his bat?" 1.2284 0.03844 162 130 27 5
1804 Been waiting a long time, have you? 1.2284 0.04039 162 132 23 7
1805 I'm going to need a bigger mask 1.2284 0.04039 162 132 23 7
1806 Me corked bat. 1.2284 0.03844 162 130 27 5
1807 If you ever want to be a Yankee, you better get rid of that beard. 1.2284 0.04133 162 133 21 8
1808 WITH THAT BAT EVEN I COULD HIT 70 HOME RUNS. 1.2284 0.04039 162 132 23 7
1809 If you strike out, you can't kill the ump. 1.2284 0.04039 162 132 23 7
1810 'Didn't you used to play for the Red Sox?' 1.2284 0.04039 162 132 23 7
1811 How much time did you spend in the minors? 1.2284 0.03943 162 131 25 6
1812 Up from the pleistocene league? 1.2284 0.03640 162 128 31 3
1813 So great that you could make it for the old-timer's game. 1.2284 0.03743 162 129 29 4
1814 Here comes the fast ball. You're welcome. 1.2284 0.04039 162 132 23 7
1815 Welcome to the club. 1.2284 0.03844 162 130 27 5
1816 Stick to the American League when you hit free agency. The National League doesn't allow the designated crusher. 1.2284 0.03640 162 128 31 3
1817 If I hit it out of the state, how many extra runs is that? 1.2284 0.03943 162 131 25 6
1818 Please keep your legs crossed if you slide into home. 1.2284 0.03743 162 129 29 4
1819 Who the hell autographed that bat? 1.2284 0.04039 162 132 23 7
1820 Alright, I'm a gatherer. I was really hoping we had put that behind us. 1.2284 0.04039 162 132 23 7
1821 Where do I get gum? 1.2284 0.04039 162 132 23 7
1822 Now I know why they say there is no clock in baseball! 1.2284 0.04133 162 133 21 8
1823 In his later years, bam bam found minor success as a pitch hitter in the MLB 1.2284 0.03743 162 129 29 4
1824 Just up from the Cro-Magnon League? 1.2284 0.03943 162 131 25 6
1825 Management made you wear your throwback outfit again, huh. 1.2284 0.03743 162 129 29 4
1826 Sorry, you’re out of your league here... 1.2278 0.03799 158 126 28 4
1827 I'm not the next batter. I'm the new catching coach. 1.2278 0.04105 158 129 22 7
1828 It's a living! 1.2258 0.03834 155 124 27 4
1829 You must be the Pleistocene Hammer we’ve heard so much about 1.2258 0.03942 155 125 25 5
1830 You earn RBIs, not ribs. 1.2250 0.03960 160 130 24 6
1831 I'm a Detroit tiger not a saber tooth tiger. 1.2250 0.03860 160 129 26 5
1832 Let's hope he doesn't misinterpret the hit and run sign. 1.2250 0.03757 160 128 28 4
1833 You say 'yaba-daba-do' one more time I club you. 1.2250 0.03960 160 130 24 6
1834 That bat is illegal! 1.2250 0.04058 160 131 22 7
1835 We used to wear those uniforms back in the day. Not so good in this heat. 1.2250 0.03757 160 128 28 4
1836 No, man. You hit the ball, you don't eat it. 1.2250 0.03960 160 130 24 6
1837 Sorry, pal. The old timers' game was yesterday. 1.2250 0.03860 160 129 26 5
1838 The oversized bat isn’t your only problem. 1.2250 0.03860 160 129 26 5
1839 How's the wife? 1.2250 0.04154 160 132 20 8
1840 Yabba Dabba Strike 2! 1.2250 0.03860 160 129 26 5
1841 Bobby's in school but the two year old is home driving Maria crazy. 1.2250 0.03757 160 128 28 4
1842 Aren't you guys taking the team's new Geico sponsorship a little too far? 1.2250 0.03860 160 129 26 5
1843 I see you're using a Louisville Clobber. 1.2250 0.03860 160 129 26 5
1844 You been juicin’ again, Rubble? 1.2250 0.04248 160 133 18 9
1845 Evolution is overrated. 1.2250 0.03960 160 130 24 6
1846 Did you know they say we’re all at least two percent Neanderthal ? 1.2250 0.03650 160 127 30 3
1847 Watch me hit the next one back to the stone age. 1.2250 0.04154 160 132 20 8
1848 Going way back for throwback night, huh? 1.2250 0.03541 160 126 32 2
1849 I'm fine with the new uniform and no shoes, but the bat has to go. 1.2250 0.04058 160 131 22 7
1850 I understand your hitting game has evolved. 1.2250 0.03541 160 126 32 2
1851 One last time; not me- the ball! 1.2250 0.03860 160 129 26 5
1852 Whatever you do, don't slide into second base. 1.2250 0.03650 160 127 30 3
1853 Gosh, this guy's been playing forever! 1.2250 0.03757 160 128 28 4
1854 No. Me hit you. Not ball. 1.2250 0.03757 160 128 28 4
1855 Watch out for his fast boulder. 1.2250 0.04058 160 131 22 7
1856 It's so easy even a caveman can do it. 1.2250 0.04058 160 131 22 7
1857 How do we know your club's not corked? 1.2250 0.03860 160 129 26 5
1858 So, let me get this straight: you’re here with me and Steve is currently fighting a tyrannosaurus with a baseball bat? 1.2250 0.03757 160 128 28 4
1859 Just give me the sign and we won't have any problems. Okay? 1.2250 0.03860 160 129 26 5
1860 Originally, baseball was called "club it". 1.2250 0.03960 160 130 24 6
1861 First, you hit the round thing like it’s dinner, and then you run like a sabertooth tiger. 1.2250 0.03960 160 130 24 6
1862 Ballclub. Literally. 1.2250 0.03860 160 129 26 5
1863 Yes, I’ve been in all the games. 1.2250 0.03757 160 128 28 4
1864 Do me a favor. Be careful where you toss that thing. 1.2250 0.03860 160 129 26 5
1865 This is how it works. The pitcher is going to throw baseballs at your club, trying to hit it. Your job is to swing wildly, making him miss it.” 1.2250 0.03960 160 130 24 6
1866 Now,remember,Gnork,keep your eye on the ball,not the head. Ball,not head. 1.2250 0.03757 160 128 28 4
1867 No, you're looking for the Paleolithic Era. We're still in the free agency/arbitration era. 1.2250 0.03757 160 128 28 4
1868 Nice ball club. 1.2250 0.04154 160 132 20 8
1869 You might just need all that equipment if I strike out. 1.2250 0.03960 160 130 24 6
1870 Me Grok, hate Red Sox! 1.2250 0.03960 160 130 24 6
1871 I thought, "getting knocked back to the Stone Age..." was just an expression. 1.2250 0.03960 160 130 24 6
1872 I’ve been waiting years for this 1.2250 0.03757 160 128 28 4
1873 You must be the new guy! 1.2250 0.04058 160 131 22 7
1874 I presume you don’t have much occasion to slide. 1.2250 0.03650 160 127 30 3
1875 Watch out,this pitcher invented fire. 1.2250 0.03757 160 128 28 4
1876 You must be the new guy from the BC league. 1.2250 0.03757 160 128 28 4
1877 This old thing? Nike of course. 1.2250 0.03650 160 127 30 3
1878 This could be your comeback season! 1.2250 0.03757 160 128 28 4
1879 Name is Chuck. Just got called up from the La Brea Sabre Tooth’s AAA. 1.2250 0.03960 160 130 24 6
1880 This is a ball park, not Jurassic Park 1.2250 0.03860 160 129 26 5
1881 Just watch the backswing. huh, Roc? 1.2250 0.03757 160 128 28 4
1882 Nice try, Pete. 1.2250 0.04058 160 131 22 7
1883 You spend a very long time in the minors? 1.2250 0.03650 160 127 30 3
1884 When's the last time you made the playoffs? 1.2250 0.03860 160 129 26 5
1885 Finally, a plan to capture millennials! 1.2250 0.03650 160 127 30 3
1886 what would happen if I hit you out of the park? 1.2250 0.04154 160 132 20 8
1887 Speak softly, I get it. Speak at all? 1.2250 0.03960 160 130 24 6
1888 Ha, you'll be out if I strike you once! 1.2250 0.03960 160 130 24 6
1889 I'm the designated caveman. Want to make something of it? 1.2250 0.04058 160 131 22 7
1890 How many Old-Timers' Day games is this for you 1.2250 0.03650 160 127 30 3
1891 Knuckleballer, not knuckle-dragger! 1.2250 0.03860 160 129 26 5
1892 Are we here to play ball, or you gonna take a poo?! 1.2250 0.03650 160 127 30 3
1893 We call them dugouts. But hey, if you say cave I'm fine with that!" 1.2250 0.03650 160 127 30 3
1894 These throwback uniforms are getting old. 1.2250 0.03757 160 128 28 4
1895 You don't need a bat that big; you're facing the Mets bullpen. 1.2250 0.04058 160 131 22 7
1896 I hate ‘throwback’ jersey night too. 1.2250 0.04058 160 131 22 7
1897 You really have gone all-in on the Paleo diet. 1.2250 0.03860 160 129 26 5
1898 So what if you hit it out of Jurassic Park. 1.2250 0.03960 160 130 24 6
1899 The game has evolved since you last played. 1.2250 0.03860 160 129 26 5
1900 You guys are taking this throwback uniform day too far. 1.2250 0.04058 160 131 22 7
1901 I thought these rule changes set the game back a few years, but this is ridiculous. 1.2250 0.03650 160 127 30 3
1902 You can save me how much? 1.2250 0.03960 160 130 24 6
1903 Bitching throwback jersey. 1.2250 0.03960 160 130 24 6
1904 I must say it's refreshing to see a guy come up to hit with no batting gloves and arm padding. 1.2250 0.03960 160 130 24 6
1905 Well I don't like your ball club either! 1.2250 0.03860 160 129 26 5
1906 What? So easy a caveman can do it. 1.2250 0.03860 160 129 26 5
1907 You did ask me to tell you when you're being inappropriate. 1.2250 0.03860 160 129 26 5
1908 My bat and appearance may be off-putting, but can’t you fix the position of the plate, move back of my swing path and explain how you keep your balance like that? 1.2250 0.03860 160 129 26 5
1909 I'm thinking, "intentional walk". 1.2250 0.03860 160 129 26 5
1910 You really are from the bush leagues. 1.2250 0.03860 160 129 26 5
1911 This is going to be a little faster than what you're used to! 1.2250 0.04058 160 131 22 7
1912 It's the Cubs, not Clubs! 1.2250 0.03860 160 129 26 5
1913 What do you mean Abner Doubleday didn't invent baseball? 1.2250 0.03757 160 128 28 4
1914 The bat I get, but that dress'll be hell to slide in. 1.2250 0.03650 160 127 30 3
1915 What do you mean mammoths were still alive when this game started? 1.2250 0.03650 160 127 30 3
1916 Just don't throw your bat. 1.2250 0.03960 160 130 24 6
1917 So it's okay to hit one out the park. 1.2250 0.03541 160 126 32 2
1918 Remember, I only catch the ball. The pitcher is the one to take out your frustrations on. 1.2250 0.03757 160 128 28 4
1919 Now that’s what I call a throwback jersey! 1.2250 0.03650 160 127 30 3
1920 Uck throw ball, you hit ball... got it? Play Ball! 1.2250 0.03860 160 129 26 5
1921 So, you made it to the big club. 1.2250 0.03860 160 129 26 5
1922 Well, actually we did stop using boulders a while ago, not so much because of the casualty count as what a nightmare they were to autograph! 1.2250 0.04154 160 132 20 8
1923 You again?? It's Fenway, not Jurassic!! 1.2250 0.03757 160 128 28 4
1924 I think that might be an illegal bat. 1.2250 0.03860 160 129 26 5
1925 I like to walk softly and carry a big stick! 1.2250 0.03650 160 127 30 3
1926 Your team's throwback uniforms are a bit overboard. 1.2250 0.03428 160 125 34 1
1927 Are you wearing the Philly Phanatic's fur? 1.2250 0.04058 160 131 22 7
1928 Saber-tooth-tiger-metrics has really changed the game. 1.2250 0.03860 160 129 26 5
1929 You want to throw me a curve ball? Think again 1.2250 0.04058 160 131 22 7
1930 You've got no balls, man. 1.2250 0.03860 160 129 26 5
1931 Don't worry, you got this. You're a natural. 1.2250 0.03960 160 130 24 6
1932 We're gonna need bigger balls! 1.2229 0.03791 157 126 27 4
1933 Archaeologists found him in a dugout. 1.2229 0.04101 157 129 21 7
1934 There’s no clubbing in baseball. 1.2229 0.03682 157 125 29 3
1935 It’s ‘America’s Pasttime’—have you heard of America? 1.2229 0.04001 157 128 23 6
1936 Do you have my rock? 1.2229 0.04101 157 129 21 7
1937 Are you sure that's no more than 2 3/4 inches in diameter? 1.2229 0.03897 157 127 25 5
1938 Just picture the face of your worst enemy. Or a woolly mammoth. 1.2229 0.03897 157 127 25 5
1939 Two men on, top of the Paleolithic. 1.2229 0.03682 157 125 29 3
1940 We didn't use protection in my day. 1.2229 0.03682 157 125 29 3
1941 So, what's next? 1.2229 0.03897 157 127 25 5
1942 Extinction is not that bad, really. You get used to it after a while. 1.2229 0.04200 157 130 19 8
1943 I hope they don’t throw me out for having the pine tar too high... 1.2229 0.03453 157 123 33 1
1944 Okay guys, I know he struck out last at bat but remember--he's evolved a lot since then. 1.2229 0.04101 157 129 21 7
1945 I can see you are giving me the finger! 1.2229 0.03791 157 126 27 4
1946 Been in the minors long...? 1.2229 0.04101 157 129 21 7
1947 I read about your trade in a cave in France 1.2229 0.03569 157 124 31 2
1948 Who did you have for breakfast? 1.2229 0.03897 157 127 25 5
1949 What’s with the beard? 1.2229 0.04001 157 128 23 6
1950 The spin of the ball creates a partial vacuum on one side so... 1.2229 0.03897 157 127 25 5
1951 Hello, plate.” 1.2229 0.03897 157 127 25 5
1952 Just what farm team did you say you played for? 1.2229 0.03453 157 123 33 1
1953 Just up from the minors? 1.2229 0.03897 157 127 25 5
1954 It will be about 1 million years until you get out of your slump. 1.2229 0.03682 157 125 29 3
1955 Weren't you in that Geico commercial? 1.2229 0.04001 157 128 23 6
1956 You’ve come a long way, dude, considering eighteen months ago you were part of a glacier. 1.2229 0.03791 157 126 27 4
1957 No hunter-gathering until the seventh-inning stretch. 1.2229 0.04001 157 128 23 6
1958 I am not going to block your slide this time. 1.2229 0.03897 157 127 25 5
1959 Wow..did you know Babe Ruth? 1.2229 0.03682 157 125 29 3
1960 How's the backswing on that thing? 1.2229 0.03682 157 125 29 3
1961 The only reason that bat is legal is because you contributed DNA to 6% of the ump's genome. 1.2229 0.03791 157 126 27 4
1962 You people crazy, why hit little object already dead and call it "big game." 1.2229 0.03791 157 126 27 4
1963 Although his on-base percentage was terrible, Moog usually ended up hitting 'something' during his at bats. 1.2229 0.03897 157 127 25 5
1964 It looks out of date. 1.2229 0.03569 157 124 31 2
1965 Old Timers Day again. 1.2229 0.04001 157 128 23 6
1966 What! We're getting sponsored by a paleo snack company this season. 1.2229 0.04101 157 129 21 7
1967 I heard it takes 4 million years to get to first base. 1.2229 0.04001 157 128 23 6
1968 Between knees and letters -- what are they? 1.2229 0.03453 157 123 33 1
1969 How many innings is this going to take? 1.2229 0.03453 157 123 33 1
1970 I was just recalled from the Mesozoic 1.2229 0.03791 157 126 27 4
1971 It's Babe Ruthless. What's it to you? 1.2229 0.04001 157 128 23 6
1972 And you’re telling me that’s not corked? 1.2229 0.04200 157 130 19 8
1973 Three more rocks and you walk to first base. 1.2229 0.03453 157 123 33 1
1974 I'm pinch-hitting for the rest of the team. 1.2229 0.03682 157 125 29 3
1975 no, it's Iowa... 1.2229 0.04101 157 129 21 7
1976 Coach wanted us to get back to basics... 1.2229 0.03791 157 126 27 4
1977 Wow! I thought "Neanderthals" was just the team name! 1.2229 0.03897 157 127 25 5
1978 I'll tell you what I'm staring at....your'e not wearing a helmet 1.2229 0.03569 157 124 31 2
1979 Wow, this really is Old Timers Day. 1.2229 0.03897 157 127 25 5
1980 I hate these Old-Timers' games. 1.2229 0.03791 157 126 27 4
1981 Sorry you lost that Geico endorsement deal, but I hear Papa John's is looking for a new spokesman. 1.2229 0.03682 157 125 29 3
1982 They say you're a mammoth striker... 1.2229 0.03791 157 126 27 4
1983 You didn’t hear? It’s throwback jersey night. 1.2229 0.04001 157 128 23 6
1984 Choke up and look for an inside slider. 1.2229 0.03897 157 127 25 5
1985 I don't think I can catch a rock going a hundred miles an hour... 1.2229 0.03897 157 127 25 5
1986 Haven't I seen you in the clubhouse? 1.2229 0.03897 157 127 25 5
1987 Red Sox - ya finally got uniforms to match the beards. 1.2229 0.03569 157 124 31 2
1988 We thought "everyone does playoff beards"... 1.2229 0.04001 157 128 23 6
1989 When I was growing up there was no such thing as 'sexual assault'. 1.2229 0.03897 157 127 25 5
1990 Heck of a streak you're on. You haven't changed uniforms in how long? 1.2229 0.03569 157 124 31 2
1991 Just you wait - our bullpen has a knuckle-baller you CAN'T hit. 1.2229 0.03682 157 125 29 3
1992 One rock, two strikes" 1.2229 0.03897 157 127 25 5
1993 And now, for the inaugural ‘First Hit:’ the 45th President of the United States! 1.2229 0.04001 157 128 23 6
1994 Yabba Dabba Doo! 1.2229 0.03897 157 127 25 5
1995 Not me, the round thing. 1.2229 0.04001 157 128 23 6
1996 You were NOT supposed to eat it! 1.2229 0.03791 157 126 27 4
1997 Sorry Grork, that's not what we meant by club sport. 1.2229 0.03682 157 125 29 3
1998 You're off to a rocky start, Bam-Bam. 1.2229 0.03897 157 127 25 5
1999 I guess things have loosened up now that George is gone. 1.2229 0.04200 157 130 19 8
2000 If I Strike Out, You're Next. 1.2229 0.03682 157 125 29 3
2001 They just called me up from the Prehistoric League. 1.2229 0.04001 157 128 23 6
2002 Sorry. You need a bat not a leg bone! 1.2229 0.04001 157 128 23 6
2003 You couldn't hit the broad side of a brontosaurus with that thing 1.2229 0.03682 157 125 29 3
2004 I think you overdid it on the Paleo diet. 1.2229 0.03791 157 126 27 4
2005 That's the slowest trip around the bases I've ever seen. 1.2229 0.04001 157 128 23 6
2006 Where are the women? 1.2229 0.04001 157 128 23 6
2007 I hate throwback uniform night. 1.2229 0.03897 157 127 25 5
2008 Shouldn't you be in the clubhouse? 1.2229 0.04001 157 128 23 6
2009 Yup, it's still three strikes and you're out. 1.2229 0.04200 157 130 19 8
2010 Now THAT’S a “Throwback Jersey.” 1.2229 0.03897 157 127 25 5
2011 Enough with the “Flintstones” wisecracks. You are really dating yourself. 1.2229 0.03791 157 126 27 4
2012 You’ve heard of the Louisville Slugger, well this is the Bedrock Slugger. 1.2229 0.04001 157 128 23 6
2013 I heard you bought a new place with a helluva man cave. 1.2229 0.03791 157 126 27 4
2014 Uh, this time try to remember "Ogg hit ball, not Catcher!" 1.2229 0.03791 157 126 27 4
2015 Helluva 'Throwback Night,' don't you think 1.2229 0.04001 157 128 23 6
2016 Let's try an evolutionary curve... 1.2229 0.03897 157 127 25 5
2017 You're supposed to hit the ball, Neanderthal! 1.2229 0.04001 157 128 23 6
2018 Ya know, that beard is why the Yankees will never trade for you, even if your OBP is .419 during the last three seasons. 1.2229 0.03897 157 127 25 5
2019 It really took ages for you to finally make it to the world series 1.2229 0.03569 157 124 31 2
2020 Do you know Barney Rubble? 1.2229 0.04101 157 129 21 7
2021 Personally, I think the league is going a little overboard with the retro uniforms. 1.2208 0.03936 154 125 24 5
2022 High and inside? Not a chance! 1.2208 0.03936 154 125 24 5
2023 I asksed for a plate at the buffet and I can't figure out why they sent me out here. 1.2208 0.03826 154 124 26 4
2024 No batting gloves--you're old school. 1.2208 0.03826 154 124 26 4
2025 And I thought Clemens was old... 1.2208 0.03936 154 125 24 5
2026 You're the Mascot and the Center Fielder? 1.2208 0.03826 154 124 26 4
2027 Yeah, you're changing the game, but you're not helping it evolve! 1.2208 0.03826 154 124 26 4
2028 I think you've taken that paleo thing too far. 1.2208 0.04346 154 129 16 9
2029 What, No Helmet? 1.2208 0.03936 154 125 24 5
2030 I think you took the Paleo Diet to the extreme! 1.2208 0.03936 154 125 24 5
2031 That bat better not be corked. 1.2208 0.03714 154 123 28 3
2032 I know it's "Old Timer's Day", but how old? 1.2208 0.03714 154 123 28 3
2033 Yeah, they just brought me up. 1.2208 0.03826 154 124 26 4
2034 So how’s the wife and kids ? 1.2208 0.03936 154 125 24 5
2035 I've heard of "waiting on a fastball," but this is ridiculous." 1.2208 0.03597 154 122 30 2
2036 Wow. I thought my ten years to make it to the ‘’Bigs” was an eternity. 1.2208 0.03714 154 123 28 3
2037 Back ‘em up, fellas. This guy’s got a Louisville Clubber. 1.2208 0.04146 154 127 20 7
2038 Don’t you think you’re taking this Paleo diet a little far Joe? 1.2208 0.03936 154 125 24 5
2039 Finally!! I’ve been in the dugout a long, long time. 1.2208 0.04042 154 126 22 6
2040 Yup, we still call it home. 1.2208 0.04146 154 127 20 7
2041 You can't use that! I don't care what the original regulations were! 1.2208 0.04146 154 127 20 7
2042 Neanderville Slugger 1.2208 0.04442 154 130 14 10
2043 We've got just the pitcher for you... his ERA is 150,000 BC. 1.2208 0.04247 154 128 18 8
2044 You guys really take that "pastime" business seriously, huh? 1.2208 0.03826 154 124 26 4
2045 I heard they dug up your old tweets about woolly mammoths being dumb. 1.2208 0.03936 154 125 24 5
2046 The pre-steroid era!! 1.2208 0.04146 154 127 20 7
2047 The guys throwing a baseball fella, not a boulder. 1.2208 0.03826 154 124 26 4
2048 You know what the 'ball' is, right? That's the only thing you're allowed to hit. 1.2208 0.04146 154 127 20 7
2049 Just to make sure we're on the same page, you hit the ball, NOT the guy catching the ball. 1.2200 0.03768 150 120 27 3
2050 I'm giving the sign for a High Ball. It isn't a pitch. I need one every time you come to bat. 1.2200 0.03999 150 122 23 5
2051 When the ball crosses the plate, you swing and hit it. 1.2200 0.03394 150 117 33 0
2052 Another asterisk for the record books. 1.2194 0.03692 155 124 28 3
2053 You do know how this works, right? 1.2194 0.03913 155 126 24 5
2054 Long stint in the minors? 1.2194 0.03804 155 125 26 4
2055 George, c’mon man...I can see the pine tar on your jersey. 1.2194 0.03913 155 126 24 5
2056 In this case, batter is a noun not a verb. 1.2194 0.03804 155 125 26 4
2057 Everyone's about those retro uniforms, hey? 1.2194 0.03692 155 124 28 3
2058 Our manager only allows the beard. 1.2194 0.03804 155 125 26 4
2059 We're not gonna have another La Brea tar incident, are we? 1.2194 0.04320 155 130 16 9
2060 They said they were bring you over from another club... 1.2194 0.03913 155 126 24 5
2061 When I said 'go back to the way it was' I meant get rid of Replay Review 1.2194 0.03913 155 126 24 5
2062 When I heard that your team was switching to new uniforms, this is the last thing I would have expected. 1.2194 0.03804 155 125 26 4
2063 And now, pinching hitting for Og, . . 1.2194 0.03692 155 124 28 3
2064 It's past your pastime. 1.2179 0.03557 156 124 30 2
2065 Yo Fred....Your bat smells like the La Brea Tar Pit. 1.2179 0.03890 156 127 24 5
2066 Batting cleanup for the Washington Neanderthals and using his own club is Justice Goneawr 1.2179 0.03890 156 127 24 5
2067 I thought throwback uniform night was tomorrow?! 1.2179 0.03671 156 125 28 3
2068 It's a beautiful night for baseball here at Jurrasic Park. 1.2179 0.03890 156 127 24 5
2069 You must be that old school player we’ve heard about. 1.2179 0.03782 156 126 26 4
2070 So I guess you bat alt-righty. 1.2179 0.03671 156 125 28 3
2071 Yeah, I knew beards were in, but that's taking things too far. 1.2179 0.03890 156 127 24 5
2072 that better not be a cork bat 1.2179 0.03671 156 125 28 3
2073 Fear the beard. 1.2179 0.03890 156 127 24 5
2074 Stone clubs are not regulation 1.2179 0.03890 156 127 24 5
2075 Designated by who, Barney Rubble? 1.2179 0.03995 156 128 22 6
2076 They need to quit it with all these throwback jerseys. 1.2171 0.04166 152 126 19 7
2077 The balls a little hairy so it works to your benefit 1.2171 0.03605 152 121 29 2
2078 Just picture the face of a saber-toothed tiger on the ball. 1.2171 0.03724 152 122 27 3
2079 Some say the game is evolving. But I think it’s the same as it ever was. 1.2171 0.03951 152 124 23 5
2080 So, how’s your wife and my kids? 1.2171 0.03840 152 123 25 4
2081 The "Save Rule" has been changed again. Other than that, it's the same game. 1.2171 0.03840 152 123 25 4
2082 How do you swing a bat? It’s so easy even a caveman can do it. 1.2171 0.03840 152 123 25 4
2083 Time flies 1.2171 0.04269 152 127 17 8
2084 You! Put slider back on plate. 1.2171 0.04060 152 125 21 6
2085 It's only an Old Timers Game. Just do your best. 1.2171 0.03724 152 122 27 3
2086 Nice oar. Also, this isn't Wack-a-Mole, gramps. 1.2171 0.03840 152 123 25 4
2087 Home Run Hitter 1.2171 0.03605 152 121 29 2
2088 You must be part of the evolving rotation. 1.2171 0.03605 152 121 29 2
2089 After you hit don't throw the bat. Just drop it and run. 1.2171 0.03951 152 124 23 5
2090 Of course I've heard of Shoeless Joe Jackson. 1.2171 0.04060 152 125 21 6
2091 Hey, clubber clubber, hey clubber! 1.2171 0.03951 152 124 23 5
2092 I've got no beef with you identifying as paleo, but you've still got to use a standard issue bat. 1.2171 0.03724 152 122 27 3
2093 I know it is you guys’ retro week, but I thought the Louisville Clubber was illegal. 1.2171 0.03951 152 124 23 5
2094 What! He is going to try to throw the stone past me and not at me. 1.2171 0.03724 152 122 27 3
2095 Ya'll have the best uniforms. 1.2171 0.03951 152 124 23 5
2096 Laugh, but you don't know my stats in the Neander Valley League. 1.2171 0.03724 152 122 27 3
2097 No, the GEICO thing didn't pan out, but I'm batting .785 so far this year and hit a homer to Uzbekistan last week. 1.2171 0.03840 152 123 25 4
2098 So you are the phenom they call Troglodyte. 1.2171 0.03605 152 121 29 2
2099 You're not playing for a club team anymore. 1.2171 0.03840 152 123 25 4
2100 Didn't you used to play with the Tigers? 1.2171 0.04166 152 126 19 7
2101 What do you mean, I need to where a batting helmet? 1.2171 0.04269 152 127 17 8
2102 Rule #1: You hit the ball, not me! 1.2171 0.03840 152 123 25 4
2103 I wish you mascots would learn your place! 1.2171 0.03724 152 122 27 3
2104 Watch out. This pitcher throws a mammoth fast ball. 1.2171 0.04269 152 127 17 8
2105 I'm just not sure it's regulation - any of it. 1.2171 0.03951 152 124 23 5
2106 Three squares, two big sticks. Full count. 1.2171 0.03482 152 120 31 1
2107 I thought by "paleo" you just meant eating more protein, Gary. 1.2171 0.03951 152 124 23 5
2108 Remember, you're only supposed to hit the ball. 1.2171 0.04060 152 125 21 6
2109 It's called "the shift".... 1.2171 0.03951 152 124 23 5
2110 Bob, I think you may be taking the Paleo thing a bit too far. 1.2171 0.04166 152 126 19 7
2111 Just pretend it's prey when it comes at you. 1.2171 0.03951 152 124 23 5
2112 You Org, Me Ump 1.2171 0.03951 152 124 23 5
2113 I find Old-Timers' Games cheesy. 1.2171 0.03840 152 123 25 4
2114 And who are you supposed to be, Shoeless Joe Jackson? 1.2171 0.03605 152 121 29 2
2115 Why can't you just accept that the designated hitter is here to stay? 1.2171 0.03951 152 124 23 5
2116 Aren't you taking this paleo thing a bit too seriously? 1.2171 0.03840 152 123 25 4
2117 I'm a bearded woman. Yes, I'm wearing a dress, AND I carry a big stick. Any other questions ump? 1.2171 0.03840 152 123 25 4
2118 What do you think I'm overcompensating for? 1.2171 0.03840 152 123 25 4
2119 When did they trade you from the Tigers to the Mammoths” 1.2166 0.03537 157 125 30 2
2120 I thought you retired... 1.2166 0.03972 157 129 22 6
2121 Charlestown Cavemen.....good name. 1.2166 0.04073 157 130 20 7
2122 Hey, No Shirt No Shoes No Swings 1.2162 0.03780 148 119 26 3
2123 Just a heads up, Dave, your manager missed the point of throwback uniform day. 1.2162 0.03780 148 119 26 3
2124 You know, Slugger is just a nickname? 1.2162 0.04128 148 122 20 6
2125 So you're trying to hit the ball, right? 1.2162 0.03528 148 117 30 1
2126 I want to warn you, this pitchers a headhunter and I mean that literally 1.2148 0.03991 149 122 22 5
2127 Hey buddy... I bet ya mother was a big hairy ape 1.2148 0.03876 149 121 24 4
2128 In the Cave Leagues, catchers need a lot more equipment. 1.2148 0.03876 149 121 24 4
2129 Three rocks and you’re out. 1.2148 0.03876 149 121 24 4
2130 Is Barney on deck? 1.2148 0.03876 149 121 24 4
2131 I’m transitioning. 1.2148 0.04103 149 123 20 6
2132 Let me guess. You just came up from the Mets' farm team in Bedrock? 1.2148 0.04103 149 123 20 6
2133 Ya, I’ve been with this club for a long time. 1.2148 0.04103 149 123 20 6
2134 Crushing the ball" means hitting it out of the park, not "beating it into the ground. 1.2148 0.04212 149 124 18 7
2135 It’s take me out to the ball game. Not take me out at the ball game. 1.2148 0.03876 149 121 24 4
2136 Jeez - just how long was that 7th inning stretch, anyway? 1.2148 0.04103 149 123 20 6
2137 I don’t care if your diet is paleo. Your uniform still isn’t regulation. 1.2148 0.03876 149 121 24 4
2138 You have too much pine tar on your club. 1.2148 0.03991 149 122 22 5
2139 Please try to hit the ball, not me. 1.2148 0.03991 149 122 22 5
2140 You're in trouble for two reasons. One, this pitcher throws heat. Two, you don't know what that means. 1.2148 0.04319 149 125 16 8
2141 I'll take it from here. 1.2148 0.03876 149 121 24 4
2142 The old-timers’ game isn’t until next week. 1.2148 0.03757 149 120 26 3
2143 As long as I keep hitting, the outfit is OK with management. 1.2148 0.03634 149 119 28 2
2144 Let me guess,its Fred! 1.2148 0.03876 149 121 24 4
2145 Just how long have you been on the Paleo diet? 1.2148 0.03757 149 120 26 3
2146 No, you are not seeing things; I will be hitting the next pitch into the Stone Age. 1.2148 0.03634 149 119 28 2
2147 Dude! We won! You can shave the beard now. 1.2148 0.03991 149 122 22 5
2148 I saw Herman Munster do this once. 1.2148 0.03991 149 122 22 5
2149 First hire an agent, then discover fire. 1.2148 0.03991 149 122 22 5
2150 It's called "the dugout" - not "your cave." 1.2148 0.03876 149 121 24 4
2151 I hope that you have a high launch angle. 1.2148 0.03876 149 121 24 4
2152 Good thing they haven’t discovered asterisks yet 1.2148 0.03757 149 120 26 3
2153 When did the Mets get new uniforms? 1.2148 0.03991 149 122 22 5
2154 Homer off Lefty’s curveball? So easy, even a caveman can do it, right?! 1.2148 0.04103 149 123 20 6
2155 Just got called up from Bedrock, eh? 1.2148 0.03757 149 120 26 3
2156 Just got called up from the paleos? 1.2148 0.03757 149 120 26 3
2157 From the way he smells, I can tell he's going to hit a foul ball. 1.2148 0.03991 149 122 22 5
2158 And it only took you 60,000 years to get your call-up. 1.2148 0.03876 149 121 24 4
2159 I gather your manager is strong on fundamentals. 1.2148 0.03876 149 121 24 4
2160 What's it like being called up from retirement after so many years? 1.2148 0.03991 149 122 22 5
2161 Next up, Homo Erectus! Looks like he is bringing the heat tonight folks. 1.2148 0.04212 149 124 18 7
2162 What a surprise! I never dreamed they'd call you up. 1.2148 0.04103 149 123 20 6
2163 Is that a "Simian Slugger"? 1.2148 0.04103 149 123 20 6
2164 Throwing it way back tonight, huh Terry? 1.2148 0.03876 149 121 24 4
2165 The mastodon bone is illegal but your beard is cool, step in pal. 1.2148 0.03991 149 122 22 5
2166 Remember, if you get a hit do not throw the bat this time. 1.2148 0.03876 149 121 24 4
2167 Well this is a curveball. 1.2148 0.03876 149 121 24 4
2168 Remember, if you take a base, no knuckle dragging allowed. 1.2148 0.03991 149 122 22 5
2169 Just ask the dinosaurs, three strikes and your out. 1.2148 0.04212 149 124 18 7
2170 No. If you hit it, you can not eat it, and if you miss, return to your cave. 1.2148 0.03757 149 120 26 3
2171 I love that you have not let the modern game affect your approach 1.2148 0.03876 149 121 24 4
2172 Wow. Your team took it to far with the vintage uniforms. 1.2148 0.03991 149 122 22 5
2173 So where is your helmet, buddy? 1.2148 0.03634 149 119 28 2
2174 Truly America's past time. 1.2148 0.04103 149 123 20 6
2175 The umpire's hiding in the restroom 1.2148 0.04103 149 123 20 6
2176 I just think comparing yourself to Jackie Robinson is a bit of a stretch. 1.2148 0.03876 149 121 24 4
2177 Coach asked you to deal with the President’s opening pitch 1.2148 0.03757 149 120 26 3
2178 Walk softly 1.2148 0.04319 149 125 16 8
2179 Shoeless Joe, is that really you? 1.2148 0.03991 149 122 22 5
2180 This is the Majors, kid. If you don't stop crowding the plate, I'll signal him for another brushback, and I don't think you can handle it. 1.2148 0.04103 149 123 20 6
2181 Glad to see you're off the steroids. 1.2148 0.03757 149 120 26 3
2182 When the catcher said he wanted to go clubbing tonight, this is not what he had in mind. 1.2148 0.04103 149 123 20 6
2183 Maybe these games are getting to be too long. 1.2148 0.03757 149 120 26 3
2184 Watch out. He’s a head hunter too. 1.2148 0.03757 149 120 26 3
2185 God, I hate the playoffs. 1.2148 0.03634 149 119 28 2
2186 Don't worry. Even a caveman can get a hit with this guy on the mound. 1.2148 0.03991 149 122 22 5
2187 Who are you calling a knuckleball? 1.2148 0.03634 149 119 28 2
2188 Okay, Okay, you swing a big stick, but plenty of guys in baseball have a bigger beard these days! 1.2148 0.03991 149 122 22 5
2189 I hate turn back the clock night. 1.2148 0.03876 149 121 24 4
2190 They call me B.C. 1.2148 0.03634 149 119 28 2
2191 Last thing I remember is a rounded second and felt really cold. 1.2148 0.03876 149 121 24 4
2192 Didn't you used to play with the Mammoths? 1.2148 0.03991 149 122 22 5
2193 Farm team? No, they called me up from the hunter and gatherer team. 1.2148 0.03757 149 120 26 3
2194 I see your ERA is Neolithic. 1.2148 0.03876 149 121 24 4
2195 It seems like this game has been going on for ages! 1.2148 0.03876 149 121 24 4
2196 I think you misunderstood me when I said hit it back to the Stone Age 1.2148 0.03876 149 121 24 4
2197 No shoes, no cap, no pitches. 1.2148 0.03991 149 122 22 5
2198 What do you mean it isn't regulation? Who cares about regulations anymore? 1.2148 0.03876 149 121 24 4
2199 Yeah, we all have playoff beards. 1.2148 0.03876 149 121 24 4
2200 No, no. Sabermetrics have nothing to do with a tiger. 1.2148 0.03991 149 122 22 5
2201 Don't look at me that way. I eat what I bat. 1.2148 0.03991 149 122 22 5
2202 The maple club is fine, but you still have to wear a batting helmet. 1.2148 0.03991 149 122 22 5
2203 Let's see whatcha got, rookie. 1.2148 0.03757 149 120 26 3
2204 No..no. BATTING. You start batting. No battering. 1.2148 0.04103 149 123 20 6
2205 Try calling me out. 1.2148 0.03876 149 121 24 4
2206 Johnny Damon, coming out of retirement? 1.2148 0.03757 149 120 26 3
2207 Remember, Grog. If you strike out, go to the dugout, not the pitcher's mound. 1.2148 0.04103 149 123 20 6
2208 Finally got called up to the majors? 1.2148 0.03757 149 120 26 3
2209 Yes, we can watch Jurassic Park again after the game for the hundredth time. 1.2148 0.03876 149 121 24 4
2210 That mask won’t help in this fight, believe me. 1.2148 0.03991 149 122 22 5
2211 Uh, yeah. Brute force will work. 1.2148 0.04103 149 123 20 6
2212 Not even you can hit the anachronistic curveball... good luck. 1.2148 0.03757 149 120 26 3
2213 You have a point - the dugout is like a cave, but that's still not appropriate. 1.2148 0.03634 149 119 28 2
2214 Hey, I haven’t seen you in ages, how is Pebbles and Bam-Bam? 1.2148 0.04103 149 123 20 6
2215 Old timers day has gone to far. 1.2148 0.03876 149 121 24 4
2216 Who said you could use the practice bat? 1.2148 0.04103 149 123 20 6
2217 I'm just moonlighting at this until I can upgrade my man cave. 1.2148 0.04103 149 123 20 6
2218 Overdid it with the PEDs, I see." 1.2148 0.03991 149 122 22 5
2219 Don't swing. Just hold it up high and look like you will. The law of averages is on your side. 1.2148 0.04103 149 123 20 6
2220 I gotta hand it to you Saber Tooth Ball Cats . You really went old school with your new uniforms 1.2148 0.03991 149 122 22 5
2221 It looks like a house, "Home" plate?... Yeah...nevermind. 1.2148 0.03991 149 122 22 5
2222 Just so long as it isn't aluminum. 1.2133 0.03735 150 121 26 3
2223 He sees you're not wearing a helmet he'll go for your head! 1.2109 0.03889 147 120 23 4
2224 Is that pine tar from La Brae? 1.2109 0.04122 147 122 19 6
2225 I beat you to pulp 1.2109 0.03889 147 120 23 4
2226 That's one Mammoth bat you got there, buddy 1.2109 0.03767 147 119 25 3
2227 Nice bat. You certaintly won't have to worry about striking out as it's widewr than the plate. 1.2109 0.03889 147 120 23 4
2228 I spent a long time in the minor leagues 1.2109 0.03642 147 118 27 2
2229 I said "Join the club," not bring one! 1.2109 0.03889 147 120 23 4
2230 I didnt recive a uniform 1.2109 0.04233 147 123 17 7
2231 Pal, you gotta look the other way! 1.2109 0.03767 147 119 25 3
2232 Steroids? God NO! But this Paleo diet seems to have its own side effects! 1.2109 0.04233 147 123 17 7
2233 Take it easy! It just means you’re one ball away from a walk. 1.2109 0.04122 147 122 19 6
2234 Yep. I'm goin' commando. 1.2109 0.03767 147 119 25 3
2235 Is that a sabre-toothed tiger on first base? 1.2109 0.04122 147 122 19 6
2236 Of course you can You own the club. 1.2109 0.04122 147 122 19 6
2237 Are you on the paleo diet? 1.2109 0.04007 147 121 21 5
2238 Ok Og, just remember, a called strike doesn't mean you can hit me. 1.2109 0.04233 147 123 17 7
2239 Hey kid, I guess the Steinbrenners aren't enforcing the no-beard rule anymore huh ? 1.2109 0.03889 147 120 23 4
2240 This is Bob's first game back after his suspension for domestic assault. 1.2109 0.04448 147 125 13 9
2241 I’m actually undercover for your team. 1.2109 0.04007 147 121 21 5
2242 I said, watch for a curve ball, not a cave ball. 1.2109 0.03767 147 119 25 3
2243 Wanna see why they call it ‘slugging percentage?’ 1.2109 0.04122 147 122 19 6
2244 Hey, hold on. Didn’t I see you playing at the old-timers games this year? 1.2109 0.04007 147 121 21 5
2245 Ugg! Digging the new uniform! 1.2109 0.03889 147 120 23 4
2246 They told me you were up with the big club 1.2109 0.04007 147 121 21 5
2247 Please don 1.2109 0.03889 147 120 23 4
2248 So, your the Sultan of What from the Neanderthal League! 1.2109 0.03642 147 118 27 2
2249 No, my head is NOT in the strike zone. 1.2109 0.03889 147 120 23 4
2250 I always strike out, but not in the way you think. 1.2109 0.03767 147 119 25 3
2251 No, Cubs is the name of the team! 1.2109 0.04007 147 121 21 5
2252 Just hit the ball. You don't have to hunt or gather it. 1.2109 0.04007 147 121 21 5
2253 The key to a successful hitter is not to overthink. 1.2109 0.03889 147 120 23 4
2254 It's called "Remembrance of Things Past". You should read it some time. 1.2109 0.04122 147 122 19 6
2255 Geez, enough with the steroids already! 1.2109 0.03889 147 120 23 4
2256 Doing the full Paleo? 1.2109 0.03511 147 117 29 1
2257 I think you got too much pine tar on that club. 1.2109 0.04007 147 121 21 5
2258 Are you sure I’m supposed to hit the ball? We usually hit heads with this. 1.2109 0.03889 147 120 23 4
2259 This 'Paleo Night' promotion is getting out of hand. 1.2109 0.04007 147 121 21 5
2260 Have you heard if it's going to be a soft or hard Brexit? 1.2109 0.03767 147 119 25 3
2261 Sorry to hear it didn’t work out in Hollyrock with Pebbles. 1.2109 0.03889 147 120 23 4
2262 Honest, there's not smidgeon of pine tar on this bat. 1.2109 0.03767 147 119 25 3
2263 Hand signals? You're such a Neanderthal. 1.2109 0.04007 147 121 21 5
2264 Up next, Designated Hitter Ned Anderthal! 1.2109 0.03889 147 120 23 4
2265 Is your farm system really a hunter gatherer system now? 1.2109 0.03889 147 120 23 4
2266 You can't hit. You are out of uniform. 1.2109 0.03642 147 118 27 2
2267 I thought you were traded to the Yankees! 1.2109 0.04007 147 121 21 5
2268 I played for the major club league before. 1.2109 0.03889 147 120 23 4
2269 Is that a bat out of hell? 1.2109 0.03889 147 120 23 4
2270 No, you're IN a club, and that's a bat, but not that KIND of bat. 1.2109 0.03889 147 120 23 4
2271 They will talk about this game in pre-history! 1.2109 0.03889 147 120 23 4
2272 These theme nights are getting extreme. 1.2109 0.03642 147 118 27 2
2273 How will you slide into first? 1.2109 0.04007 147 121 21 5
2274 I prefer pine tar but some of the old school guys still use the tar pits. 1.2109 0.03767 147 119 25 3
2275 Oh -- I forgot it's throwback jersey night. 1.2109 0.04007 147 121 21 5
2276 ME...LIKE...SABERMETRICS 1.2109 0.04233 147 123 17 7
2277 That's why the walk-up music was 'Alley-Oop?' 1.2109 0.03767 147 119 25 3
2278 Most of the guys in our league prefer aluminum bats. 1.2109 0.03767 147 119 25 3
2279 The Great Bamm-Bamm-bino steps up to the plate. 1.2109 0.04342 147 124 15 8
2280 I can’t wait to tell my kids I met the bat’s inventor. 1.2109 0.03511 147 117 29 1
2281 I don't think bone bats are legal 1.2109 0.03767 147 119 25 3
2282 Beards in baseball is so 2017. 1.2109 0.03767 147 119 25 3
2283 I guess they were serious about getting you up here with the big club. 1.2109 0.04007 147 121 21 5
2284 Wow! They finally sent you up from the sub-minors. 1.2109 0.03767 147 119 25 3
2285 You're taking too many steroids. 1.2109 0.04122 147 122 19 6
2286 SO YOU SAY YOUR 18 AND YOUR'RE FROM RUSSIA? 1.2109 0.04007 147 121 21 5
2287 No, seriously dude, with a cranium like that you're gonna want a batting helmet. 1.2109 0.03889 147 120 23 4
2288 You might want to start your swing a tad earlier. 1.2109 0.03767 147 119 25 3
2289 I know that's you Sammy - the corked bat gives it away. 1.2109 0.03889 147 120 23 4
2290 The Home Run Derby was last week. 1.2109 0.03767 147 119 25 3
2291 Back from the Bush League, I see. 1.2109 0.03767 147 119 25 3
2292 You don't bring a club to a bat fight 1.2109 0.03767 147 119 25 3
2293 I'm not sure how I feel about the retro uniforms. 1.2109 0.03767 147 119 25 3
2294 I love retro uniform day. 1.2109 0.03511 147 117 29 1
2295 Peeeeeyeew -- I know why you're not the clean-up batter. 1.2109 0.03767 147 119 25 3
2296 They did tell me we were going to play against some 'mammoth sluggers'... 1.2109 0.03889 147 120 23 4
2297 Some day you'll understand what 3 and 2 means. 1.2109 0.04007 147 121 21 5
2298 I haven't seen you since the La Brea Tar Pits Game. 1.2109 0.03767 147 119 25 3
2299 They cheer loudest when you swing and miss the ball." 1.2109 0.03767 147 119 25 3
2300 I've been at this a lot longer than you. 1.2109 0.04007 147 121 21 5
2301 "Hey batta, batta. You couldn't hit a mastodon if it was sound asleep. 1.2109 0.03889 147 120 23 4
2302 ball club 1.2109 0.04122 147 122 19 6
2303 Fair warning–he throws a mean curve rock. 1.2109 0.04233 147 123 17 7
2304 I think you're taking "clubhouse" too literally. 1.2109 0.04007 147 121 21 5
2305 Sorry, this plate doesn't have food. 1.2109 0.03889 147 120 23 4
2306 America it’s past time. 1.2109 0.04007 147 121 21 5
2307 I can’t count. Don’t worry. 1.2109 0.04007 147 121 21 5
2308 (catcher signal) ‘knuckle-dragger ball’ 1.2109 0.03889 147 120 23 4
2309 The ‘Green Monster’ isn’t literal, you know. 1.2109 0.03511 147 117 29 1
2310 Too much pine tar? 1.2109 0.04122 147 122 19 6
2311 Have you checked the rules on that? 1.2109 0.03889 147 120 23 4
2312 You been with my wife? 1.2109 0.03889 147 120 23 4
2313 You can bat as long as you don't "take a knee." 1.2109 0.04233 147 123 17 7
2314 Whadda you starin' at? We invented mom and apple pie too. 1.2109 0.03767 147 119 25 3
2315 Watch out for the Brush back pitch, it's evolutionary 1.2109 0.03642 147 118 27 2
2316 No! We're a baseball "club". Use a bat like everyone else. 1.2109 0.03889 147 120 23 4
2317 Gender neutral uniforms. How cool. 1.2109 0.04007 147 121 21 5
2318 It was clearly a strike! 1.2109 0.03767 147 119 25 3
2319 Sure, it’s certified. It’s a B.C. Slugger. 1.2109 0.03889 147 120 23 4
2320 Bunt. 1.2109 0.03642 147 118 27 2
2321 He throw chin music, you feel pain from club. Comprende? 1.2109 0.03889 147 120 23 4
2322 I was traded years ago. 1.2109 0.03889 147 120 23 4
2323 This preseason keeps getting earlier and earlier! 1.2109 0.03767 147 119 25 3
2324 I'll tell you one last time, you hit the BALL not ME. 1.2109 0.04007 147 121 21 5
2325 Where I come from, the curve ball hasn’t been invented yet. 1.2109 0.03889 147 120 23 4
2326 What's wrong with my bat? You got a problem with my bat?! 1.2109 0.03889 147 120 23 4
2327 It's called Free Agency 1.2109 0.03767 147 119 25 3
2328 Bush league ball club, eh? 1.2109 0.03767 147 119 25 3
2329 Playing to his base" is more a figure of speach. 1.2109 0.03889 147 120 23 4
2330 No offense, but bringing back the old Hall O’ Famers is NOT going to boost ratings. 1.2109 0.04122 147 122 19 6
2331 I have a tight swing. 1.2109 0.04007 147 121 21 5
2332 No helmet? 1.2109 0.04122 147 122 19 6
2333 Been in the minors a while? 1.2109 0.03511 147 117 29 1
2334 Wow, you must've been in the minors forever! 1.2109 0.03889 147 120 23 4
2335 You forgot your cleats, again. 1.2109 0.03767 147 119 25 3
2336 Throwback uniform day is next week, Harry! 1.2105 0.03571 152 122 28 2
2337 Old timers day at the old ball park again 1.2086 0.03748 139 112 25 2
2338 Wrong GAME, dude. 1.2086 0.03885 139 113 23 3
2339 You give our drugs a bad name, Zug. For heaven’s sake, get a haircut and buy a uniform. 1.2086 0.04017 139 114 21 4
2340 So you were called up from the Bedrock Quarrymen. 1.2086 0.04017 139 114 21 4
2341 It's not your batting average that's got us worried. 1.2086 0.03606 139 111 27 1
2342 Step aside buddy, no Trump supporters are allowed to bat here. 1.2086 0.04268 139 116 17 6
2343 Today, maul ball. Tomorrow, woolly mammoth. 1.2086 0.04017 139 114 21 4
2344 That throwback jersey is a keeper. 1.2083 0.03801 144 117 24 3
2345 That bat doesn't look regulation. 1.2083 0.03801 144 117 24 3
2346 I need bigger balls! 1.2083 0.03801 144 117 24 3
2347 The hard part is the domestic violence policy 1.2083 0.03927 144 118 22 4
2348 And everyone thought it would be Ted Williams who would make the first icy slumber comeback. 1.2083 0.03801 144 117 24 3
2349 That's not quite what we meant by BYOB, but I'm impressed by your spelling 1.2083 0.04167 144 120 18 6
2350 I thought the Red Sox traded you? 1.2083 0.03927 144 118 22 4
2351 So what if my bat's not regulation. Do you want to make something out of it? 1.2083 0.04048 144 119 20 5
2352 This may just be sour grapes, but I sure hope "Jurassic World Series" is the final sequel in this whole franchise. 1.2083 0.03801 144 117 24 3
2353 Well now you're just grandstanding. 1.2083 0.04167 144 120 18 6
2354 Rod Serling says, "Hello." 1.2083 0.03801 144 117 24 3
2355 Ready to knock it out of Jurassic Park? 1.2083 0.03801 144 117 24 3
2356 Can I get your cave drawing after the game? 1.2083 0.04048 144 119 20 5
2357 Got any naked pictographs of your wife? Wanna see some? 1.2083 0.04394 144 122 14 8
2358 Not nearly as easy as GEICO. 1.2083 0.03801 144 117 24 3
2359 The club is a team. You hit with a bat. 1.2083 0.03927 144 118 22 4
2360 I didn’t know the Paleo diet came with a uniform. 1.2083 0.03927 144 118 22 4
2361 I’m Lief, the Relief. 1.2083 0.03927 144 118 22 4
2362 I can’t wait to see my rookie card. 1.2083 0.03927 144 118 22 4
2363 Real tigers don't have pinstripes. 1.2083 0.03801 144 117 24 3
2364 Just screwballs for you. 1.2083 0.03927 144 118 22 4
2365 It’s 2-3 and you. 1.2083 0.04282 144 121 16 7
2366 This ain't the Neanderthal League anymore. 1.2083 0.03671 144 116 26 2
2367 I got it in the clubhouse. Why do you ask? 1.2083 0.03536 144 115 28 1
2368 Yeah, I tried the Paleo diet, but it just didn't work that well for me. 1.2083 0.03801 144 117 24 3
2369 Ya I was a late-bloomer too. 1.2083 0.03927 144 118 22 4
2370 No, we did not steal your mammoth. 1.2083 0.04048 144 119 20 5
2371 Two things pal, one is your pants are still on, and two is, you need to dig a hole. I'm not the cleanup hitter 1.2083 0.04167 144 120 18 6
2372 Ok old-timer, let's see what you got! 1.2083 0.03801 144 117 24 3
2373 Me hunter, you gatherer. 1.2083 0.03671 144 116 26 2
2374 Just don't throw the bat, pal! 1.2083 0.03927 144 118 22 4
2375 I've never seen a more natural swing. 1.2083 0.03671 144 116 26 2
2376 For what it's worth, I miss the Phoenician-ball era, too. 1.2083 0.04048 144 119 20 5
2377 So they finally found someone PEDs negative.” 1.2083 0.03927 144 118 22 4
2378 Hey...move up in the batter's box 1.2083 0.03927 144 118 22 4
2379 I remember the days before the designated hunter-gatherer 1.2083 0.03801 144 117 24 3
2380 How'd you beat the tests? 1.2083 0.03927 144 118 22 4
2381 You scared away the ump. 1.2083 0.03801 144 117 24 3
2382 I see you haven't played in a long time... 1.2083 0.03801 144 117 24 3
2383 I could stand erect too, but that would make catching kinda hard. 1.2083 0.03801 144 117 24 3
2384 You got panties on under that sack? 1.2083 0.04048 144 119 20 5
2385 Carl, it was fun in the bedroom but not at work. 1.2083 0.04167 144 120 18 6
2386 The designated hitter rule has certainly extended your career hasn't it. 1.2083 0.03671 144 116 26 2
2387 No, you dumbbell, it wasn't the 'middle finger'! 1.2083 0.04282 144 121 16 7
2388 Come on, ya must know Freddie Flintstone? Played catcher, yelled "yabba dabba dew" as the batter swung. 1.2083 0.03927 144 118 22 4
2389 This has been a really long inning. 1.2083 0.03927 144 118 22 4
2390 I was thinking of going 'paleo' myself! 1.2083 0.03927 144 118 22 4
2391 I don’t think Mr Trump wants anybody kneeling anymore... get up! 1.2083 0.03927 144 118 22 4
2392 Carl, I know I texted "past time" instead of "pastime" but could we just play? 1.2083 0.03671 144 116 26 2
2393 Remember, this time swing at the ball and not at my head. 1.2083 0.03927 144 118 22 4
2394 Name’s Casey. I’m going to bring joy to Mudville 1.2083 0.03801 144 117 24 3
2395 Where is your batting helmet? Have you been living in a cave 1.2083 0.04048 144 119 20 5
2396 Traditionally, you should at least be wearing socks. 1.2083 0.03536 144 115 28 1
2397 I think you may have misunderstood the concept of sabermetrics. 1.2083 0.04167 144 120 18 6
2398 Ok, one more time: the strike zone is not my head... 1.2083 0.04048 144 119 20 5
2399 The Yankees chose not to participate in retro jersey night. 1.2083 0.03927 144 118 22 4
2400 I heard you've had a Mammoth hitting year 1.2083 0.03801 144 117 24 3
2401 And you must be the new guy from the Mets’ hunter/gatherer system, right? 1.2083 0.03671 144 116 26 2
2402 Well, I've been a designated hitter for my clan for years. 1.2083 0.04167 144 120 18 6
2403 I'm not judging – if the Paleo Diet's working for you, great. 1.2083 0.03927 144 118 22 4
2404 Ever clubbed a 99 mph fast ball before? 1.2057 0.03965 141 116 21 4
2405 Performance enhancing clubs are not allowed. 1.2057 0.03701 141 114 25 2
2406 Steroids. Why? 1.2057 0.03965 141 116 21 4
2407 You can't be up, you're not on the roster. I don't care if you are the "missing link". 1.2057 0.03416 141 112 29 0
2408 Lemme guess. Another call-up from the originalists? 1.2057 0.03835 141 115 23 3
2409 Looks Like You've Been In The Minors For Eons 1.2057 0.04091 141 117 19 5
2410 Boxers, no. Briefs, no. Leopard skin loincloth, no. I'm telling you, you'll never guess! 1.2057 0.03835 141 115 23 3
2411 "Dude, is that your Flintmobile in the no parking zone?" 1.2057 0.04091 141 117 19 5
2412 You are taking this paleo diet too far. 1.2057 0.04091 141 117 19 5
2413 Here's a little tip for you, rookie. You need to shorten up on your jawbone. 1.2057 0.03965 141 116 21 4
2414 Cool. You're the first Pro-Magnon man. 1.2057 0.04091 141 117 19 5
2415 But i told you, you have to wear cleats! 1.2057 0.03835 141 115 23 3
2416 That's taking "throwback" a little extreme, isn't it? 1.2057 0.03701 141 114 25 2
2417 Sure, I'm only a .220 hitter, but I have a .340 fantasy average in my man-cave. 1.2057 0.03965 141 116 21 4
2418 Don't you think it's time to retire? 1.2057 0.03561 141 113 27 1
2419 Somehow, 'The Cleveland Neanderthals' manages to be even more offensive. 1.2057 0.04213 141 118 17 6
2420 Mr. Og, it's truly an honor to play alongside a veteran of the game such as yourself. 1.2057 0.04091 141 117 19 5
2421 My wife went hunting with the smaller bat 1.2057 0.04091 141 117 19 5
2422 Show some respect, I'm a Pro-Magnon 1.2057 0.03835 141 115 23 3
2423 Okay! Punt and gather! Punt and gather! 1.2057 0.04091 141 117 19 5
2424 Can I interest you in some car insurance. 1.2057 0.03965 141 116 21 4
2425 I think you guys are taking "Throwback Thursday" a bit too far. 1.2057 0.03835 141 115 23 3
2426 You guys went all out for ‘Retro Day’. 1.2057 0.03965 141 116 21 4
2427 "I hope you're not planning to slide in that outfit." 1.2057 0.03965 141 116 21 4
2428 It's simple, just keep your eye on the ball. 1.2057 0.03701 141 114 25 2
2429 I am the designated cave man. 1.2057 0.03965 141 116 21 4
2430 Yeah pal, hit it back to the Stone Age. 1.2057 0.03965 141 116 21 4
2431 No sliding- this isn't an X-rated game. 1.2057 0.03965 141 116 21 4
2432 It's called the designated hitter, not the designated hunter. 1.2057 0.03965 141 116 21 4
2433 You're really taking this paleo diet too far! 1.2057 0.03965 141 116 21 4
2434 Yeah, of course we’ve evolved, Bob — now try to hit the little ball with you big wooden stick. 1.2057 0.03965 141 116 21 4
2435 We think you're gonna bunt. 1.2029 0.04135 138 115 18 5
2436 Your team really ought to update your uniforms 1.2029 0.03870 138 113 22 3
2437 Looks like you got your gear in the clubhouse. 1.2029 0.04005 138 114 20 4
2438 The fans really love the throwback unis. 1.2029 0.04005 138 114 20 4
2439 So Redford's doing a remake of "The Natural"? 1.2029 0.04135 138 115 18 5
2440 Strike = bad. Fire = good. 1.2029 0.03870 138 113 22 3
2441 My DNA test results say I’m 2.8% Neanderthal. Have any kin in Jersey? 1.2029 0.03870 138 113 22 3
2442 You realize that’s a dugout, not a cave... 1.2029 0.04135 138 115 18 5
2443 I really hate these 'throwback jersey' promotions. 1.2029 0.03870 138 113 22 3
2444 When they said they were sending me back to the minors, I didn't think it would be this far back. 1.2029 0.04005 138 114 20 4
2445 The next one won't be a rock. 1.2029 0.03870 138 113 22 3
2446 The pitcher’s going to ‘fire’ the next one into your ‘wheel’house, if that’s any help. 1.2029 0.04261 138 116 16 6
2447 Still got the playoff beard? What’s it been, 7000 years? 1.2029 0.04005 138 114 20 4
2448 Grog contemplated how the future ain't what it used to be. 1.2029 0.03870 138 113 22 3
2449 I will now hit you in the head with a vintage bat 1.2029 0.04135 138 115 18 5
2450 Mike, you play for the Tigers...not the Saber-toothed Tigers. 1.2029 0.03587 138 111 26 1
2451 I have great seats at the Opera after the game. 1.2029 0.04383 138 117 14 7
2452 Just up from the Cave League ? 1.2029 0.03870 138 113 22 3
2453 You can expect a small boulder to be coming your way. 1.2029 0.04135 138 115 18 5
2454 You're the designated hitter? 1.2029 0.03731 138 112 24 2
2455 So let me bring you up to speed. First of all, WAR doesn't mean what you think it means... 1.2029 0.04135 138 115 18 5
2456 Didn't realize we were up against the Texas Rangers today. 1.2029 0.04005 138 114 20 4
2457 Your wife is hot. Did she invent fire? 1.2029 0.03870 138 113 22 3
2458 That last curve froze you for 40,000 years 1.2029 0.04135 138 115 18 5
2459 I assume those are your mammoth skins drying in left field? 1.2029 0.04502 138 118 12 8
2460 Was the throwback uniform game today? 1.2029 0.03870 138 113 22 3
2461 Hitting rock with stick seem a bit rudimentary don't you think? 1.2029 0.03870 138 113 22 3
2462 So, I gotta ask ya: Was Fred Flintstone any good at second? 1.2029 0.03870 138 113 22 3
2463 Paleo Diet has a few side effects I see. 1.2029 0.04135 138 115 18 5
2464 You sure that uniform is regulation? 1.2029 0.04005 138 114 20 4
2465 Looks like you found the clubhouse. 1.2029 0.04005 138 114 20 4
2466 The Giants traded you to get the Panda? 1.2029 0.04261 138 116 16 6
2467 You might keep an eye on my follow through. 1.2029 0.04005 138 114 20 4
2468 Hey, Old Timer's Day is NEXT Sunday!! 1.2029 0.04005 138 114 20 4
2469 Igor, you've been told before you can only play with a regulation bat. 1.2029 0.04005 138 114 20 4
2470 You signaled a 'curveball', didn't you? 1.2029 0.04383 138 117 14 7
2471 Looking good, Jason! I see that the paleo diet your manager has you on is working. 1.2029 0.03870 138 113 22 3
2472 Don't worry about the pine tar, it's fossilized. 1.2029 0.04005 138 114 20 4
2473 Shoeless Joe slugged from the other side 1.2029 0.03731 138 112 24 2
2474 Look, baseball may be timeless - but it's not retro. 1.2029 0.03587 138 111 26 1
2475 How's the wife and troglodytes? 1.2029 0.04005 138 114 20 4
2476 Take it easy on the backswing. 1.2029 0.03731 138 112 24 2
2477 And, now, batting third for the Mets ... 1.2029 0.03870 138 113 22 3
2478 Yes, this is Fenway Park...and you are with the Yankees. 1.2029 0.03870 138 113 22 3
2479 For some reason, I don't think you are going to bunt. 1.2029 0.04135 138 115 18 5
2480 I love these no-cut contracts." 1.2029 0.03870 138 113 22 3
2481 Brings new meaning to the term Clubhouse. 1.2029 0.04135 138 115 18 5
2482 Even a caveman knows there should never have been a designated hitter rule. 1.2029 0.04135 138 115 18 5
2483 Is this where I strike? 1.2029 0.03731 138 112 24 2
2484 No offense, but the guys and I found your hunting depictions in the dugout a bit derivative. 1.2029 0.04135 138 115 18 5
2485 So is it true you signed for a hundred shanks of water buffalo? 1.2029 0.03870 138 113 22 3
2486 I'm trying to put a new twist on minor league clubs. 1.2029 0.03870 138 113 22 3
2487 Bro, seriously, I think going commando would be a really bad choice! 1.2029 0.03731 138 112 24 2
2488 'No, I will hit YOU back to the stone age!' 1.2029 0.04005 138 114 20 4
2489 #3 on Grog’s bucket list - done! 1.2029 0.03870 138 113 22 3
2490 Wait, you’re the guy with that long contract, right? 1.2029 0.03587 138 111 26 1
2491 Nice dress... batter up. 1.2029 0.03587 138 111 26 1
2492 Do you knowt the rues? 1.2029 0.04261 138 116 16 6
2493 With that bat, I have to assume that you literally want to kill the ball 1.2029 0.04135 138 115 18 5
2494 Steroid free but what about your DNA? 1.2029 0.04135 138 115 18 5
2495 Everyone batter needs to wear a helmet, no exceptions! 1.2029 0.03870 138 113 22 3
2496 I see you're the big bat in the lineup. 1.2029 0.04135 138 115 18 5
2497 I think you've taken this superstition thing a bit too far. 1.2029 0.03731 138 112 24 2
2498 You do remember the difference between 'foul' and 'fowl', right? 1.2029 0.04135 138 115 18 5
2499 Really committing to the paleo thing eh, Aaron? 1.2029 0.03870 138 113 22 3
2500 So simple, even a caveman could do it. 1.2029 0.04261 138 116 16 6
2501 In this instance, "The Babe" is meant to be a compliment. 1.2029 0.04135 138 115 18 5
2502 Did you just eat the rosin bag? 1.2029 0.04261 138 116 16 6
2503 Actually you were scheduled for the first pitch, but they couldn't find a regulation size rock. 1.2029 0.04005 138 114 20 4
2504 Rules Matter! If you win you don't get to eat me. 1.2029 0.03731 138 112 24 2
2505 Was it tough to be a power hitter in the stone ball era? 1.2029 0.03731 138 112 24 2
2506 What? I heard this was our greatest past time. 1.2029 0.04261 138 116 16 6
2507 Fastball, curve, fastball. Just don't hurt me. 1.2029 0.03870 138 113 22 3
2508 Have you tried support hose? 1.2029 0.03870 138 113 22 3
2509 Watch out for his knuckles on the ground ball -just a tip. 1.2029 0.04005 138 114 20 4
2510 Baseball bat,not baseball club 1.2029 0.03731 138 112 24 2
2511 Are you the designated or the pinch? 1.2029 0.03870 138 113 22 3
2512 Not only that. I refuse to wear necklaces. 1.2029 0.04005 138 114 20 4
2513 Looks like we've blown through stupid and have landed in Neanderthal. 1.2029 0.03870 138 113 22 3
2514 I don't think that mask is going to help you 1.2029 0.03870 138 113 22 3
2515 You mean the whole Neanderthal team doesn't where batting helmets? Haven't you read the latest reports on brain damage from concussions? 1.2029 0.03870 138 113 22 3
2516 Ha, a slugger from the pre-steroid era! 1.2029 0.04005 138 114 20 4
2517 Man, that Paleolithic diet really changed you 1.2029 0.03870 138 113 22 3
2518 Your mom wears combat boots. 1.2029 0.04135 138 115 18 5
2519 Did anyone ever tell you you look like Carl Yastrezemski? 1.2029 0.04005 138 114 20 4
2520 Shoeless Joe Jackson didn’t wear shoes, so the commissioner had to approved it. 1.2029 0.04383 138 117 14 7
2521 You know you don’t need an actual club to get into the clubhouse... 1.2029 0.03587 138 111 26 1
2522 Hold on, he's almost done warming up. 1.2029 0.03870 138 113 22 3
2523 What do I say? Clubber up? 1.2029 0.03731 138 112 24 2
2524 Aaron, go back and get your uniform. 1.2029 0.04135 138 115 18 5
2525 It's not all offense. You need some gatherers. 1.2029 0.03731 138 112 24 2
2526 Don't take it amiss if I step bach a little. 1.2029 0.04261 138 116 16 6
2527 Is baseball still boring? 1.2029 0.04005 138 114 20 4
2528 I'm not sure that's what they meant by old school. 1.2029 0.03587 138 111 26 1
2529 But Fred, getting around the bases is not about the big bat but through the courtesy of your two FEET. 1.2029 0.03731 138 112 24 2
2530 I think you've got the wrong ball club. 1.2029 0.04135 138 115 18 5
2531 Think you can hit his knuckleball, you knucklescraper? 1.2029 0.04005 138 114 20 4
2532 We didn't think you'd notice. 1.2029 0.04005 138 114 20 4
2533 What are we hunting today? 1.2029 0.04502 138 118 12 8
2534 Hit the ball, not my head! 1.2029 0.04261 138 116 16 6
2535 My upcoming Hall of Fame baseball card is a cave painting. 1.2029 0.04005 138 114 20 4
2536 This is one for the ages. 1.2029 0.04261 138 116 16 6
2537 You use saber tooth tiger metrics? 1.2029 0.04135 138 115 18 5
2538 At least we managed to teach him "Swing." 1.2029 0.04135 138 115 18 5
2539 You said you were a lefty. 1.2029 0.03870 138 113 22 3
2540 Can you tell me where the club house is? 1.2029 0.03731 138 112 24 2
2541 You’re saying Abner Doubleday didn’t invent baseball? 1.2029 0.04005 138 114 20 4
2542 Your uniform is too retro. 1.2029 0.04261 138 116 16 6
2543 Cleats or bare feet are of no consequence; however, chalks chafes a big toe like nothing else." 1.2029 0.04135 138 115 18 5
2544 Home is cave, not flat pentagon. 1.2029 0.03870 138 113 22 3
2545 Great throwback jersey -- we've always just had pinstripes. 1.2029 0.04005 138 114 20 4
2546 Now that you’re a free agent, Johnny, it looks like you want them to trade you back to Boston. 1.2029 0.03870 138 113 22 3
2547 I'm not the one who said that the designated hitter rule was invented by Neanderthals. 1.2029 0.03870 138 113 22 3
2548 Self-serving or not . . . BUNT! 1.2029 0.04261 138 116 16 6
2549 I got this. 1.2029 0.04005 138 114 20 4
2550 You were delayed? 1.2029 0.04135 138 115 18 5
2551 You think I'm a catcher, but I'm actually pooping. 1.2029 0.04135 138 115 18 5
2552 Be sure it's the ball you hit. 1.2029 0.04261 138 116 16 6
2553 Well just get used to it. You're not in the bush leagues anymore. 1.2029 0.04261 138 116 16 6
2554 It probably doesn't matter, but you're facing the wrong way 1.2029 0.04005 138 114 20 4
2555 Who say's it not a league approved bat? 1.2029 0.03587 138 111 26 1
2556 Look, the hat's not regulation, and that's all I'm gonna say about it. 1.2029 0.04135 138 115 18 5
2557 Me Ugh. You Ump. 1.2029 0.03870 138 113 22 3
2558 No, Jurassic Park is across town. 1.2029 0.04005 138 114 20 4
2559 I can see you were in the minor leagues for a while. 1.2029 0.03870 138 113 22 3
2560 I just came from the club house. 1.2029 0.04135 138 115 18 5
2561 Hi Joe. Where you been? 1.2029 0.03870 138 113 22 3
2562 Did you just come straight from the clubhouse? 1.2029 0.04135 138 115 18 5
2563 Batta! Batta! Can't hit the curve. Batta! Batta! Can't hit the curve. 1.2029 0.03870 138 113 22 3
2564 Just how low will the Red Sox go? 1.2029 0.03870 138 113 22 3
2565 You've got tobacco spit on your tunic. 1.2029 0.03731 138 112 24 2
2566 It’s none of my business but you might want to back off the PEDs. 1.2029 0.03731 138 112 24 2
2567 Have you ever thought of trying an aluminum bat? 1.2029 0.03731 138 112 24 2
2568 Throw one more fastball at my head - go on - try me... I'll have eight balls - two of his - two of yours - two of your father's - and two of your manager's just for fun. 1.2029 0.04261 138 116 16 6
2569 I find your team’s uniform totally un-American. 1.2029 0.04135 138 115 18 5
2570 I’m the designated clubber. 1.2029 0.04005 138 114 20 4
2571 Today's players have clearly evolved. 1.2029 0.04005 138 114 20 4
2572 There are no actual cubs, no bulls in the bullpen. 1.2029 0.04005 138 114 20 4
2573 We had to dig deep for our throwback uniforms. 1.2029 0.04005 138 114 20 4
2574 Are you still on that paleo diet? 1.2029 0.04005 138 114 20 4
2575 You couldn't hit the ground if you fell off your woolly mammoth! 1.2029 0.04005 138 114 20 4
2576 Any chance I can get that bat for my man cave? 1.2029 0.03587 138 111 26 1
2577 You were the first to domesticate the Cubs. 1.2029 0.04261 138 116 16 6
2578 Listen, he doesn't mean "hit me". Strike one is a reference to a number based on the Hindu-Arabic numeric system developed in India around 700 AD. 1.2029 0.04135 138 115 18 5
2579 It’s called “throwback millennia.” 1.2029 0.03870 138 113 22 3
2580 Forget the fancy stuff, just swing at the ball. You don't have to invent the wheel. 1.2029 0.03870 138 113 22 3
2581 Man, I thought they kept me down in the minors way too long. 1.2029 0.03870 138 113 22 3
2582 Well, if it isn't the old bunter-gatherer. 1.2029 0.04135 138 115 18 5
2583 Where's your helmet? 1.2029 0.04261 138 116 16 6
2584 Try to get a hit. I hear they're thinking of trading you for a Millennial. 1.2029 0.04005 138 114 20 4
2585 I remain concerned with the evolution of the game. 1.2029 0.03870 138 113 22 3
2586 I see the league is really embracing America's past time 1.2029 0.03870 138 113 22 3
2587 Don't tell me. You got that from the clubhouse. 1.2029 0.04005 138 114 20 4
2588 The Phillie Phanatic's got nothing on you, kid. 1.2029 0.04135 138 115 18 5
2589 Can you pitch? 1.2029 0.04005 138 114 20 4
2590 The growth hormones really aren't too subtle nowadays, are they. 1.2029 0.04383 138 117 14 7
2591 Did you see they traded LeBron? 1.2029 0.03870 138 113 22 3
2592 That's probably not a regulation bat..." 1.2029 0.04135 138 115 18 5
2593 Can you hook me up with your steroid doctor? 1.2029 0.03731 138 112 24 2
2594 The Stone Age? Where's that, Bloomington? 1.2029 0.04135 138 115 18 5
2595 Prehistoric Ballers 1.2029 0.03870 138 113 22 3
2596 Here's the deal: you always swing that above my head, and I'll always call it a ball. 1.2029 0.04005 138 114 20 4
2597 Take your time fielding boys, he's got no wheels! 1.2029 0.04261 138 116 16 6
2598 Bringing back the dead-ball era? 1.2029 0.03870 138 113 22 3
2599 Uh, Casey couldn't make it. I'm the pinch-hitter. 1.2029 0.03870 138 113 22 3
2600 Huh! I thought you guys only liked bowling. 1.2029 0.04005 138 114 20 4
2601 Seriously. How did you pass your drug test? 1.2029 0.04383 138 117 14 7
2602 I'm the pinch hitter for the Geicos 1.2029 0.03870 138 113 22 3
2603 That's one of those Neanderthal Sluggers, right? 1.2029 0.03870 138 113 22 3
2604 I don't care if you invented the game. Your uniform is not acceptable. 1.2029 0.04005 138 114 20 4
2605 I know A-Rod, and you're no A-Rod 1.2029 0.04261 138 116 16 6
2606 Your wife? Last I saw her she was in the dugout. 1.2029 0.03870 138 113 22 3
2607 I heard your team doesn't embrace advanced metrics. 1.2029 0.04005 138 114 20 4
2608 This guy's really going to lower the ERA. 1.2029 0.04005 138 114 20 4
2609 Yup, I'm the opposing club. 1.2029 0.03870 138 113 22 3
2610 Who you calling a bush leaguer? 1.2029 0.04135 138 115 18 5
2611 Happy Old Timers day. That bat better not be corked. 1.2029 0.04135 138 115 18 5
2612 You do know about the new steroid policy don’t you? 1.2029 0.03870 138 113 22 3
2613 One swing and you’re out 1.2029 0.04135 138 115 18 5
2614 Too Much? - But it is Neanderthal Night 1.2029 0.03870 138 113 22 3
2615 When you live forever, your favorite bat lasts a long time. 1.2029 0.04005 138 114 20 4
2616 You look familiar. Did you used to play with a different ball club? 1.2029 0.04383 138 117 14 7
2617 I'd say he should try to walk you, but you've been doing that for a couple thousand years. 1.2029 0.04261 138 116 16 6
2618 Love the retro uniform! 1.2029 0.03870 138 113 22 3
2619 Don't call me, "Babe." 1.2029 0.04261 138 116 16 6
2620 And here I thought the Dodgers were an old club. 1.2029 0.03870 138 113 22 3
2621 I don't care how many rocks have fallen on your head, you really should be wearing a helmet. 1.2029 0.03870 138 113 22 3
2622 So. How is playing for Houston? 1.2029 0.03587 138 111 26 1
2623 You're kidding. You're batting cleanup? 1.2029 0.03731 138 112 24 2
2624 I can tell you play the game the right way. 1.2029 0.03731 138 112 24 2
2625 Who you callin’ a Leftie, huh? 1.2029 0.04502 138 118 12 8
2626 Are you the call up from the Paleolithic league? 1.2029 0.04005 138 114 20 4
2627 Squint? check. Bat? check. Beard? check. Batter Up! 1.2029 0.03436 138 110 28 0
2628 Been with the club for a long time? 1.2029 0.04383 138 117 14 7
2629 Yes......but can you run? 1.2029 0.03731 138 112 24 2
2630 You know to try and hit the little white ball and not me, right? 1.2029 0.04135 138 115 18 5
2631 What are you overcompensating for this time? 1.2029 0.04135 138 115 18 5
2632 Could you carry it at least part way to first base? 1.2029 0.04005 138 114 20 4
2633 Just look how far we've come, America's favorite pastime in the era of Make America GRATE Again. 1.2029 0.04005 138 114 20 4
2634 We just need for you to hit the ball. Don't club it to death. 1.2029 0.03731 138 112 24 2
2635 I was always good at catching things... you? 1.2029 0.04005 138 114 20 4
2636 Come on it's so easy a caveman can do it. 1.2029 0.04135 138 115 18 5
2637 Nice uniform ... 1.2029 0.04135 138 115 18 5
2638 Ump, stick with me, you could save 15% or more on your next ball to the head by switching to GEICO! 1.2029 0.04261 138 116 16 6
2639 Watch it...hurlers gotta wicked curve rock. 1.2029 0.04261 138 116 16 6
2640 Now I see why your scouting report says "possesses evolving skillset but carries a big stick." 1.2029 0.03731 138 112 24 2
2641 Heeeey batter batt...nevermind. 1.2029 0.03587 138 111 26 1
2642 A meditative pause as Thor contemplates the retirement of his jersey after his next home run. 1.2029 0.04261 138 116 16 6
2643 Anyone seen my batting helmet? 1.2029 0.04135 138 115 18 5
2644 The game's evolved a bit since your day, old timer. 1.2029 0.03870 138 113 22 3
2645 No more amber, okay? 1.2029 0.03870 138 113 22 3
2646 You must be the designated 'killer'. 1.2029 0.03587 138 111 26 1
2647 The bat doesn’t have tar on it you stupid creature. That catastrophe hasn’t happened yet! 1.2028 0.03915 143 118 21 4
2648 Are you sure you're playing with the right club? 1.2015 0.04339 134 113 15 6
2649 What was a good clubbing average in the big-inning? 1.2014 0.03564 139 112 26 1
2650 I'm telling you Bro... you'll get more traction and power if you wear cleats" 1.2014 0.03978 139 115 20 4
2651 And you speak softly. 1.1985 0.03880 136 112 21 3
2652 Hey Ump, I don’t think that’s a corked bat, but can you check it? 1.1985 0.03880 136 112 21 3
2653 Stand back. I’m the next Babeous Ruthus. 1.1985 0.04018 136 113 19 4
2654 Oh ya, the place has Brontosaurus ribs that are to die for! It’s on 7th and Main. 1.1985 0.04151 136 114 17 5
2655 Are you here for the game or just looking for a meal? 1.1985 0.03737 136 111 23 2
2656 Dude, you're the team mascot of the Cavemen, not the designated hitter. 1.1985 0.03737 136 111 23 2
2657 I don't know about you, but I think this "throwback uniform" thing has gone too far. 1.1985 0.04018 136 113 19 4
2658 Do you only bam bam fastballs? 1.1985 0.04018 136 113 19 4
2659 You've taken throw-back uniforms to a new level. 1.1955 0.03916 133 110 20 3
2660 This time swing at the ball and not my head. 1.1955 0.04197 133 112 16 5
2661 I hope you've got big balls. 1.1955 0.04059 133 111 18 4
2662 I'm a batavism. 1.1955 0.04197 133 112 16 5
2663 Your toenail length is against the Yankees' appearance policy. 1.1955 0.03916 133 110 20 3
2664 me yogi! you fred! 1.1955 0.04197 133 112 16 5
2665 My pitcher's a real fireballer. Oh, do you know what that means? 1.1955 0.04330 133 113 14 6
2666 You were given 'time' How many times!? 1.1955 0.03916 133 110 20 3
2667 Wooden bat, I presume. 1.1955 0.03767 133 109 22 2
2668 So I hit the ball, but don’t run after it? 1.1923 0.04243 130 110 15 5
2669 I get four strikes. 1.1923 0.03952 130 108 19 3
2670 Hey Grok, have you ever met Fred Flintstone? 1.1923 0.03798 130 107 21 2
2671 This expansion team business has gone far enough! 1.1923 0.03952 130 108 19 3
2672 You guys sure take Old -Timers' Day seriously. 1.1923 0.03638 130 106 23 1
2673 I hear you needed a slugger. 1.1923 0.04100 130 109 17 4
2674 I'll be honest. I am a one-tool player. 1.1923 0.03798 130 107 21 2
2675 Paleo diet 1.1923 0.03952 130 108 19 3
2676 Yes, people call them the ‘Tools of Ignorance.’ And, yes, I’m sure you DID use it first. 1.1923 0.03798 130 107 21 2
2677 Allow me to explain the intent behind Throwback Night. 1.1923 0.03798 130 107 21 2
2678 I do not understand finger puppets. Can we communicate in Hieroglyphics instead? 1.1923 0.03952 130 108 19 3
2679 Hey, Alley Oop, the rules say you gotta wear a helmet. 1.1923 0.03798 130 107 21 2
2680 Sure baseball has a long season ... but eons! 1.1923 0.03798 130 107 21 2
2681 I just came from the clubhouse. What's the score? 1.1923 0.04100 130 109 17 4
2682 Three strikes and I'm out--cold. 1.1923 0.03798 130 107 21 2
2683 Of course my bat's bigger than yours they call this the Big Leagues for a reason! 1.1923 0.03638 130 106 23 1
2684 Is that a regulation bat? 1.1923 0.04100 130 109 17 4
2685 He can't throw a woolly mammoth and you know it. 1.1923 0.04100 130 109 17 4
2686 It's Clubs are for Golf, and Bats are for Baseball! 1.1923 0.04243 130 110 15 5
2687 Sorry, this is the thinking man's game. 1.1923 0.03952 130 108 19 3
2688 And your mother is a Brontosaurus 1.1923 0.03952 130 108 19 3
2689 Still beating your wife? 1.1923 0.04381 130 111 13 6
2690 I love your throwback jersey. 1.1923 0.03952 130 108 19 3
2691 After the game, do you want to go clubbing? 1.1923 0.03638 130 106 23 1
2692 Where'd the umpire go? That bat doesn't look up to regulation. 1.1920 0.03885 125 103 20 2
2693 If Bloog no hit homerun, Bloog lose scholarship. 1.1917 0.04150 120 100 17 3
2694 They told me to put some good wood on it 1.1908 0.04071 131 110 17 4
2695 Bill Veeck is at it again. 1.1908 0.03924 131 109 19 3
2696 You think season is over? 1.1890 0.03989 127 106 18 3
2697 I'll be honest, I'm not crazy about these throwback uniforms. 1.1890 0.03989 127 106 18 3
2698 Wait till you see the Green Monster here in Jurassic Park." 1.1890 0.04143 127 107 16 4
2699 He could not adapt to the modern strike zone 1.1890 0.03989 127 106 18 3
2700 Cleats? What are those? 1.1890 0.04434 127 109 12 6
2701 Just up from the Neanderthal League? 1.1890 0.04143 127 107 16 4
2702 No, you may not hit everyone at Home when you hit a Run. 1.1890 0.03989 127 106 18 3
2703 Dry cleaners lose the uniforms again? 1.1890 0.03662 127 104 22 1
2704 ...And up to the plate is Moog McGregor, who was grandfathered in before bat size regulation rules 1.1890 0.04291 127 108 14 5
2705 Intentional Walk 1.1890 0.04143 127 107 16 4
2706 That Paleo Diet is really working. 1.1890 0.04143 127 107 16 4
2707 Attitude is not always everything. 1.1890 0.03989 127 106 18 3
2708 They wanted an exceptional E.R.A., not era. 1.1890 0.03989 127 106 18 3
2709 Did you say DH,or was that Duh? 1.1890 0.03989 127 106 18 3
2710 Quit grunting, and get in the batter's box. 1.1890 0.03989 127 106 18 3
2711 Was that a cave ball? 1.1890 0.03989 127 106 18 3
2712 When you say you're up here to hit, you're talking about the ball, right. 1.1890 0.03829 127 105 20 2
2713 You're hugging the plate, sir. 1.1890 0.04291 127 108 14 5
2714 Did they emphasize it's the ball your supposed to hit and not me? 1.1890 0.04291 127 108 14 5
2715 Did they at least give you a cup to wear under that? 1.1890 0.03829 127 105 20 2
2716 Word to the wise: If you argue his calls, you best speak softly. 1.1890 0.03829 127 105 20 2
2717 No curve balls—understand? 1.1890 0.03829 127 105 20 2
2718 I say the retro look has gone to far back but it is comfortable. 1.1890 0.03829 127 105 20 2
2719 Wow! Talk about a 'throwback' uniform. 1.1890 0.03829 127 105 20 2
2720 After the GEICO contract ran out, Frank decided to see what else was so easy. 1.1890 0.04143 127 107 16 4
2721 With all de respect, you were called up from the minors 1,600 years ago. 1.1890 0.03829 127 105 20 2
2722 Sorry, we don't have club sports any more. 1.1890 0.04143 127 107 16 4
2723 Look, the game has changed a lot!! 1.1890 0.03662 127 104 22 1
2724 There was a time when beards weren't allowed, you know. 1.1890 0.03829 127 105 20 2
2725 I'm guessing you've never seen the forkball. 1.1890 0.04291 127 108 14 5
2726 Wait till you see our cleanup hitter, he's a mammoth." 1.1885 0.04250 122 103 15 4
2727 Ringer? 1.1875 0.03802 128 106 20 2
2728 Ya Muthas a Tyrannosaurus 1.1875 0.03961 128 107 18 3
2729 Paleo I can understand. It's those Crossfit types that take it too far. 1.1864 0.04331 118 100 14 4
2730 It's not that kind of clubhouse. 1.1864 0.03983 118 98 18 2
2731 In the major league, underwear is not optional. 1.1860 0.03932 129 108 18 3
2732 No, you stand here and try to hit that little white thing. 1.1840 0.04156 125 106 15 4
2733 C'mon, Blackmon, you're not fooling anyone. 1.1840 0.03997 125 105 17 3
2734 That's right, this sign means just stand there... 1.1840 0.03833 125 104 19 2
2735 Bludgeonder Up! 1.1840 0.04598 125 109 9 7
2736 I guess we're still in the early innings. 1.1840 0.03997 125 105 17 3
2737 Next up, pinch-hitting for Fred Flintstone, is Babe Rock. 1.1840 0.03480 125 102 23 0
2738 How's that paleo diet working out for you? 1.1840 0.03833 125 104 19 2
2739 You'll wanna strike before the Iron Age gets hot 1.1840 0.03997 125 105 17 3
2740 Nice Wheels. 1.1840 0.04156 125 106 15 4
2741 You wouldn’t still be playing if this were the National League. 1.1840 0.03997 125 105 17 3
2742 I'm the inspiration for the movie,"The Natural." 1.1840 0.03833 125 104 19 2
2743 Suddenly, Fred remembered he needed to renew his car insurance. 1.1840 0.03833 125 104 19 2
2744 The last player from the Steroid Age 1.1840 0.04156 125 106 15 4
2745 Remember you get 3 strikes at the ball, AT THE BALL. 1.1840 0.03833 125 104 19 2
2746 As far as I know, you're the first from the Pleistocene Epoch. 1.1840 0.03833 125 104 19 2
2747 Pangaea? I hardly knew 'er. 1.1840 0.03997 125 105 17 3
2748 Yeah, but what's your strikeout to walk ratio? 1.1840 0.03660 125 103 21 1
2749 At least you get a cup 1.1840 0.03833 125 104 19 2
2750 Good, now the ball. It's the opposite of the umpire, so try to miss all three. 1.1840 0.04156 125 106 15 4
2751 I got called up from the Neanderthal League. 1.1840 0.03997 125 105 17 3
2752 I can hit you right out of the park! 1.1840 0.04455 125 108 11 6
2753 Yes, you've got quite a Ball Club! 1.1840 0.04308 125 107 13 5
2754 Has this game really been around, that long? 1.1840 0.03833 125 104 19 2
2755 So you started before the designated hitter rule? 1.1840 0.04156 125 106 15 4
2756 Just pretend it's a tiny mastodon. 1.1840 0.04156 125 106 15 4
2757 Oh, Hey Corg - try not to swing so low this time" 1.1840 0.03997 125 105 17 3
2758 Where's the meat of the plate? 1.1840 0.04156 125 106 15 4
2759 The wife says algae is the new paleo. 1.1840 0.03480 125 102 23 0
2760 Party after the game at my man cave. 1.1840 0.03997 125 105 17 3
2761 Grunt at me like that again, and I'll signal for a pitch very high and very inside. 1.1840 0.03997 125 105 17 3
2762 I'm a pinch hunter 1.1840 0.03660 125 103 21 1
2763 Three strikes. It's a law. 1.1840 0.04156 125 106 15 4
2764 It was either this getup or taking a knee. 1.1840 0.04156 125 106 15 4
2765 So, you're an original slugger, huh? 1.1840 0.03660 125 103 21 1
2766 Trust me, it's okay. Just hit and run. 1.1840 0.03997 125 105 17 3
2767 How long is Aaron Judge out? 1.1840 0.03660 125 103 21 1
2768 Stop overthinking it. 1.1840 0.03997 125 105 17 3
2769 Aww...mighty Grog has struck out. Uh, jjjust kiddin'!' 1.1840 0.04156 125 106 15 4
2770 You're only supposed to hit the ball. 1.1840 0.03997 125 105 17 3
2771 They sure are taking the retro look back a few years. 1.1840 0.03833 125 104 19 2
2772 You might want to choke up a bit. 1.1840 0.04156 125 106 15 4
2773 Call-up from the Paleolithic? 1.1840 0.03997 125 105 17 3
2774 So, how do you like your throwback uniforms? 1.1840 0.03833 125 104 19 2
2775 Not a foul ball. Just foul. 1.1840 0.03997 125 105 17 3
2776 I'm the cleanup hitter. 1.1840 0.04156 125 106 15 4
2777 You don't know what a ball is? You don't know what a strike is? Just stand there like that and let him pitch to you three times. 1.1840 0.03833 125 104 19 2
2778 Ump! That's a funny name 1.1840 0.03997 125 105 17 3
2779 Is that pine tar? 1.1840 0.03997 125 105 17 3
2780 These retro uniforms are getting ridiculous. 1.1840 0.03833 125 104 19 2
2781 'Cubs' not 'clubs' 1.1840 0.04308 125 107 13 5
2782 Your batting stance has really evolved. 1.1840 0.03833 125 104 19 2
2783 Nice bat 1.1840 0.04156 125 106 15 4
2784 Hey, Joe! So how’s the Paleo Diet working for you? 1.1840 0.04308 125 107 13 5
2785 That was an inside stoneball 1.1840 0.03997 125 105 17 3
2786 You can be confident that the neanderthal on first won't tag you out, he extincts 1.1840 0.03997 125 105 17 3
2787 Didn’t realize this is a club team. 1.1840 0.03833 125 104 19 2
2788 You must be the designated Neanderthal. 1.1840 0.03997 125 105 17 3
2789 They weren't kidding when they said that your manager was 'old-school'. 1.1840 0.03997 125 105 17 3
2790 Looks like that paleo diet is really working for you! 1.1840 0.03660 125 103 21 1
2791 Now that's a tool of ignorance 1.1840 0.04156 125 106 15 4
2792 Babe's Roots??? 1.1840 0.03997 125 105 17 3
2793 Welcome to the show kid, you finally made it 1.1840 0.03660 125 103 21 1
2794 Alright, alright. So you never used steroids, but you're over the top with the Flintstones Vitamins. 1.1840 0.03997 125 105 17 3
2795 What no batting gloves?? 1.1840 0.03833 125 104 19 2
2796 I never was too happy about the designated hitter rule. 1.1840 0.04156 125 106 15 4
2797 Nice bat, man. 1.1840 0.03997 125 105 17 3
2798 Don't you think you went a little overboard with founders day? 1.1840 0.03997 125 105 17 3
2799 You call curve ball, Me break head. 1.1840 0.04308 125 107 13 5
2800 Coach says "It's back to the basics" for us. 1.1840 0.03997 125 105 17 3
2801 Yes, there were four balls Thal. You can walk softly to first base. 1.1840 0.03480 125 102 23 0
2802 We know you're the club's new Designated Hitter, but you can't use that fungo bat! 1.1840 0.04455 125 108 11 6
2803 If only you’d work on your social media presence. 1.1840 0.03833 125 104 19 2
2804 And you thought walking was hard." 1.1840 0.03833 125 104 19 2
2805 You know you're just supposed to hit the ball -- right? 1.1840 0.03660 125 103 21 1
2806 No, I said, "You look like a pro minion." 1.1840 0.03997 125 105 17 3
2807 It's called a ball; and it was invented sometime after the wheel. 1.1840 0.03997 125 105 17 3
2808 Good luck getting around on the fastball. 1.1840 0.04156 125 106 15 4
2809 I'm the DH... Designated Hunter 1.1840 0.03660 125 103 21 1
2810 Where have you been all these years? 1.1840 0.03997 125 105 17 3
2811 It's a new concept called sports. 1.1840 0.03660 125 103 21 1
2812 Have you been talking the roids' or have I? 1.1840 0.04156 125 106 15 4
2813 Are you sure that's a regulation bat? 1.1840 0.03997 125 105 17 3
2814 Fine, you've got me. I can't explain the semantic distinction between a bat and a club. But there's no way that thing's regulation. 1.1840 0.04156 125 106 15 4
2815 I tried going paleo too but just couldn't give up dairy 1.1840 0.04455 125 108 11 6
2816 Look, if you can’t grasp the infield fly rule, you really shouldn’t be playing catcher. Only a neanderthal wouldn’t understand. 1.1840 0.04308 125 107 13 5
2817 I hope you're wearing a cup. He likes to pitch inside. 1.1840 0.03833 125 104 19 2
2818 No women - just a ball. 1.1840 0.03997 125 105 17 3
2819 No helmet or cup? What a Neanderthal. 1.1840 0.03833 125 104 19 2
2820 It must not be easy to drag your wife to the playoffs. 1.1840 0.03833 125 104 19 2
2821 With the new beard trend, I thought I would go completely old school. 1.1840 0.04156 125 106 15 4
2822 So what, if a fan called you a Neanderthal 1.1840 0.03660 125 103 21 1
2823 I agree. Throwback uniform night has gotten out of hand. 1.1840 0.03660 125 103 21 1
2824 Do you have any idea how ridiculous you look? 1.1840 0.03997 125 105 17 3
2825 I used to play for the Mets! 1.1840 0.04156 125 106 15 4
2826 ... You're a mascot, you can hit, and you're marginally less offensive than your predecessor. 1.1840 0.03997 125 105 17 3
2827 You have worthwhile opportunity to defy baseball analytics. 1.1840 0.03997 125 105 17 3
2828 the umpire checking the rule for tar on your bat. 1.1840 0.03660 125 103 21 1
2829 League crack down on steroids, so coach make whole team go paleo. 1.1840 0.03997 125 105 17 3
2830 Tell the pitcher to let me get a hit or I hit you instead! 1.1840 0.03833 125 104 19 2
2831 Try not to slide...it's going to hurt. 1.1840 0.03833 125 104 19 2
2832 well now i've seen EVERYTHING! 1.1840 0.04156 125 106 15 4
2833 Wow! You certainly give new meaning to the term "ball club." 1.1840 0.03833 125 104 19 2
2834 “ Now THAT’S a throw -back uniform! “ 1.1833 0.04264 120 102 14 4
2835 Wow, Jim Carrey! 1.1826 0.04018 115 96 17 2
2836 Good thing it's a slow game -- I fell asleep in the locker room! 1.1825 0.03968 126 106 17 3
2837 In what cave did the scout find you? 1.1825 0.03805 126 105 19 2
2838 I hear you invented the wheelhouse. 1.1810 0.04346 116 99 13 4
2839 I only know how to make tools. Do you know here I can get a batting helmet? 1.1803 0.03863 122 102 18 2
2840 It's not regulation, but it's all I know. 1.1803 0.03863 122 102 18 2
2841 This takes the concept of "Throwback Thursday" to a whole new level. 1.1803 0.03863 122 102 18 2
2842 After all these years I am finally home 1.1803 0.03863 122 102 18 2
2843 I have medicine to help with that. 1.1803 0.03495 122 100 22 0
2844 Kill the Umpire" is just a saying, kid 1.1803 0.03684 122 101 20 1
2845 That bat isn’t regulation, you Neanderthal! 1.1803 0.04199 122 104 14 4
2846 Yeah, a bunt would sure confuse everyone" 1.1803 0.04035 122 103 16 3
2847 No, he said, "Play ball!" Not "Neanderthal!" 1.1803 0.04035 122 103 16 3
2848 Sorry--No shirt, no shoes, no service. 1.1803 0.04511 122 106 10 6
2849 And yet this game is still average length at this point. 1.1803 0.03863 122 102 18 2
2850 I improved my launch angle but at the expense of the exit velocity. 1.1803 0.04358 122 105 12 5
2851 Just don't talk_Just don't think_Just hit the ball. 1.1803 0.03863 122 102 18 2
2852 Watch out when he runs, this guys just discovered his wheels! 1.1803 0.03863 122 102 18 2
2853 Hey man, this is totally in compliance with Rule 6.06(d). 1.1803 0.04035 122 103 16 3
2854 The game's changed a bit since your syndication days, Bam. 1.1803 0.04358 122 105 12 5
2855 I'm on the paleo diet. You? 1.1803 0.04035 122 103 16 3
2856 Where’s your uniform 1.1803 0.04199 122 104 14 4
2857 Now that's a retro uniform! 1.1803 0.03684 122 101 20 1
2858 BYOB does not mean Bring Your Own Bat. 1.1803 0.03684 122 101 20 1
2859 Are you gonna bunt ? 1.1803 0.04035 122 103 16 3
2860 Are you Roger Angell's son? 1.1803 0.04035 122 103 16 3
2861 Hey Rookie - careful how you swing that club! 1.1803 0.04199 122 104 14 4
2862 you might want to tuck your skirt up. 1.1803 0.04199 122 104 14 4
2863 You are not really in this for the sport are you? 1.1803 0.04035 122 103 16 3
2864 If you actually manage to hit the ball, run to that base over there to the right. 1.1803 0.03863 122 102 18 2
2865 Kneeling, eh? 1.1803 0.04199 122 104 14 4
2866 Yes, another intentional walk. We're not stupid, y'know. 1.1803 0.03684 122 101 20 1
2867 Wow, how long were you down in AAA? 1.1803 0.03684 122 101 20 1
2868 Me Pro-Ball-Player-Magnon. 1.1803 0.04035 122 103 16 3
2869 Yeah, I love these old-timers' games too. 1.1803 0.04199 122 104 14 4
2870 That's bogus. I ain't wearin' those polyester uniforms. 1.1795 0.03764 117 97 19 1
2871 I guess baseball IS a sports club! 1.1795 0.03764 117 97 19 1
2872 Me tired of carrying whole baseball club on shoulder. 1.1795 0.03764 117 97 19 1
2873 Bill, it's Saber-metrics 1.1795 0.03955 117 98 17 2
2874 It’s all part of the Paleo endorsement deal! 1.1770 0.04213 113 96 14 3
2875 Ever since GEICO bought the team, we have to wear this stupid uniform. I hate sliding into second! 1.1770 0.04213 113 96 14 3
2876 Do you think that mask will help you? 1.1765 0.03707 119 99 19 1
2877 Isn't it enough that I invented fire? I have to show you how to play baseball too. 1.1765 0.04244 119 102 13 4
2878 Nice dress Slugger! 1.1765 0.03894 119 100 17 2
2879 The National League is still holding out on the designated hitter rule, I see... 1.1765 0.04073 119 101 15 3
2880 I like your dress. 1.1765 0.04073 119 101 15 3
2881 Heard you got a raw deal on your signing bonus too. I got 1/2 a buffalo and a pelt, How 'bout you? 1.1765 0.04244 119 102 13 4
2882 Don't swing. He'll walk you. 1.1765 0.03894 119 100 17 2
2883 I think you'll find there are rules about the use of pine trees as well as pine tar. 1.1765 0.03894 119 100 17 2
2884 Hey, did you know that the new rule bans the use of a corked club this era? 1.1765 0.03894 119 100 17 2
2885 This facial hair thing is really getting out of control. 1.1765 0.03707 119 99 19 1
2886 Thanks for wearing the strike zone. 1.1765 0.04073 119 101 15 3
2887 Here comes one right in your wheelhouse. Oh, you don't know what that is yet do you? 1.1765 0.04244 119 102 13 4
2888 Bush Leaguer,huh? 1.1765 0.04073 119 101 15 3
2889 What's next...a fig leaf? 1.1765 0.03894 119 100 17 2
2890 I joined club baseball. 1.1765 0.04073 119 101 15 3
2891 Except for the beard, you look a heckuva lot like Shoeless Joe Jackson. 1.1765 0.03509 119 98 21 0
2892 Just be sure you swing at the ball, not my head. 1.1765 0.03894 119 100 17 2
2893 Put it back in the clubhouse. 1.1765 0.04073 119 101 15 3
2894 I don't know how you guys run in those uniforms. 1.1765 0.04244 119 102 13 4
2895 The Red Sox AND The Cubs? 1.1765 0.03894 119 100 17 2
2896 Don't look at me. I'm strictly new-school. 1.1765 0.03894 119 100 17 2
2897 We will walk you if you promise not to hit me. 1.1765 0.04244 119 102 13 4
2898 Three strikes and you're -- Never mind. 1.1765 0.04244 119 102 13 4
2899 It's called baseball, man. There're rules, and that club of yours won't pass as a bat. 1.1765 0.03894 119 100 17 2
2900 It's not a big meatball and if you eat another one, you're out. 1.1765 0.04073 119 101 15 3
2901 I got benched about fifty thousand years ago. I am back on the field now. 1.1765 0.04073 119 101 15 3
2902 I have not seen a club like that in ages! 1.1765 0.04567 119 104 9 6
2903 I guess guess there’s no hiding my steroid use now. 1.1765 0.03894 119 100 17 2
2904 First the batter, now me? 1.1765 0.04073 119 101 15 3
2905 The league got carried away with our throwback uniforms this year. 1.1765 0.04567 119 104 9 6
2906 Let me get this right. I kill it 1.1765 0.03707 119 99 19 1
2907 My team needs a big hit. 1.1765 0.04244 119 102 13 4
2908 Not good. Either I hit or I'm going down to the Devonian Period. 1.1765 0.03894 119 100 17 2
2909 Welcome to the Bigs kid: but you ain't in JurrasicPark anymore 1.1765 0.03894 119 100 17 2
2910 I know it's not regulation, but my pinstripe bearskins are in the wash. 1.1765 0.04244 119 102 13 4
2911 Ever read J. D. Salinger? 1.1765 0.03894 119 100 17 2
2912 No, we've never met before, this is our team's first time playing against the Piltsdown Pirates. 1.1765 0.03894 119 100 17 2
2913 It doesn't look regulation. 1.1765 0.03894 119 100 17 2
2914 Hey, didn't you used to play in the Neolithic Leagues? 1.1765 0.04073 119 101 15 3
2915 You gonna hit the ball or kill it? 1.1765 0.04073 119 101 15 3
2916 No pine tar? Yeah, right, you've got half a damn pine tree there. 1.1765 0.03707 119 99 19 1
2917 But this isn’t the Old Timers game! 1.1765 0.04073 119 101 15 3
2918 Was the “Pine Tar Incident” before your time? 1.1765 0.04244 119 102 13 4
2919 Finally, someone who looks like he bats cleanup. 1.1765 0.03509 119 98 21 0
2920 Just keep pitching around him--it's going to be years before he learns the strike zone! 1.1765 0.04073 119 101 15 3
2921 Yes its called dugout ,not a cave. 1.1765 0.04073 119 101 15 3
2922 No, it's not the batterer's box. 1.1765 0.03707 119 99 19 1
2923 When someone asks if baseball and softball are the same thing 1.1765 0.04073 119 101 15 3
2924 More like Shoeless Joe Jagoff lol. You suck. 1.1765 0.04244 119 102 13 4
2925 Knuckle, as in "ball", not in "dragger." 1.1765 0.03894 119 100 17 2
2926 Sa-wing, early Paleolithic man, early Paleolithic man, early Paleolithic man. 1.1765 0.04073 119 101 15 3
2927 Your bat doesn't conform to "homo Sapiens" standards 1.1765 0.03894 119 100 17 2
2928 Me hit big things to eat, not little white ball. 1.1765 0.03894 119 100 17 2
2929 Haven't seen you in a while. 1.1765 0.04244 119 102 13 4
2930 What you really need to try is going keto 1.1765 0.04073 119 101 15 3
2931 Cleveland Indians was simply unacceptable. 1.1765 0.04244 119 102 13 4
2932 Calling balls and strikes: so easy a Supreme Court Justice could do it? You’ve got to be kidding. 1.1765 0.04073 119 101 15 3
2933 I suppose a helmet is out of the question... 1.1765 0.04244 119 102 13 4
2934 Dude, where’d you get your PEDs? 1.1765 0.03894 119 100 17 2
2935 It's going to come in pretty fast but don't cave. 1.1765 0.03894 119 100 17 2
2936 So the guy over there is gonna throw a ball and you use that bat to... ahh never mind. 1.1765 0.03894 119 100 17 2
2937 I bat clean up for The Hunters and Gatherers. 1.1765 0.03707 119 99 19 1
2938 You want caveman to hit ball? Back in my day your head was ball. 1.1765 0.04073 119 101 15 3
2939 The Louisville Slugger Museum is looking for Neanderthal catchers. 1.1765 0.04073 119 101 15 3
2940 Batting cages? No, I said batting ages. 1.1765 0.04073 119 101 15 3
2941 You've already caved under the pressure. 1.1765 0.03707 119 99 19 1
2942 No, I'm not your din din. 1.1765 0.04073 119 101 15 3
2943 You've got me rethinking this whole 'hey batta batta swing' concept 1.1765 0.04244 119 102 13 4
2944 Dude, where's your helmet? 1.1765 0.03894 119 100 17 2
2945 This and fire, baby! 1.1765 0.04244 119 102 13 4
2946 A strike is a strike no matter what period your from! 1.1765 0.04073 119 101 15 3
2947 You're sure giving new meaning to 'ball club' 1.1754 0.03988 114 96 16 2
2948 . . . and you think you're America's pastime. 1.1754 0.04178 114 97 14 3
2949 No you can't see our sign for fire. 1.1727 0.04055 110 93 15 2
2950 Watch your brow ridge. 1.1724 0.03729 116 97 18 1
2951 I'm not prehistoric, I am here as brute force! 1.1724 0.03925 116 98 16 2
2952 You just up from triple A? 1.1724 0.03925 116 98 16 2
2953 I just got traded from the club league. 1.1724 0.03925 116 98 16 2
2954 Your bat's not regulation size...but neither is your dress 1.1724 0.04290 116 100 12 4
2955 They can make us skip wearing cleats and arm sleeves, but deodorant is mandatory, buddy. 1.1724 0.03522 116 96 20 0
2956 What the hell clubhouse are you from? 1.1724 0.03925 116 98 16 2
2957 Your mother was a neanderthal. 1.1724 0.04112 116 99 14 3
2958 Give him a second. He's never faced a batter who wasn't chewing something. 1.1724 0.03729 116 97 18 1
2959 He's been throwing Clovis points all night. 1.1724 0.04112 116 99 14 3
2960 During regular season I follow the Paleo diet. 1.1724 0.04112 116 99 14 3
2961 And now batting for the New York Mets, Ugh! 1.1724 0.04112 116 99 14 3
2962 I just got called up. In "D" ball we have to make our own bats and uniforms. 1.1724 0.03729 116 97 18 1
2963 So you are a Yankee....yabba dabba doo for you 1.1724 0.04461 116 101 10 5
2964 Kudos to you for havin' the guts to wear a dress out here. A lot of us have been wantin' to do it for years. 1.1724 0.03925 116 98 16 2
2965 Regulation uniforms only in this league...I’m gonna have to report you to PETA 1.1724 0.03925 116 98 16 2
2966 Hard Ball deserves a HARD BAT! 1.1724 0.04290 116 100 12 4
2967 The cricket field is next door. 1.1724 0.04461 116 101 10 5
2968 Maybe you guys are taking this retro uniform thing a bit far. 1.1724 0.03729 116 97 18 1
2969 Got tired of staring at fire all the time? 1.1724 0.03925 116 98 16 2
2970 Oh look, another Yankee that likes to mash the ball." 1.1724 0.03925 116 98 16 2
2971 My wife's also doing the Paleo diet. 1.1724 0.04112 116 99 14 3
2972 Doug, GEICO stadium ok, but even if you are making $50 mil a year, I play for the YANKEES and I'M embarresed!!! 1.1724 0.04112 116 99 14 3
2973 Welcome to The Show, pal. Long time in the minors eh? 1.1724 0.04290 116 100 12 4
2974 Tread softly for you tread on my dreams. 1.1724 0.04290 116 100 12 4
2975 Take a swing. Last at bat you caved. 1.1724 0.03925 116 98 16 2
2976 Just don't break the bat.. 1.1724 0.03925 116 98 16 2
2977 I can’t read. Which sign do I need to hit to win a suit? 1.1724 0.04290 116 100 12 4
2978 It's not you, I just never liked the designated hitter rule. 1.1724 0.04112 116 99 14 3
2979 Look, agreed - the game is Neanderthal, but come on, man... 1.1724 0.03925 116 98 16 2
2980 I see you brought your ball club with you. 1.1724 0.03925 116 98 16 2
2981 Is that bat even legal? 1.1724 0.04290 116 100 12 4
2982 This is the Field of Dreams. Don't question it. 1.1724 0.04112 116 99 14 3
2983 It's the clubhouse,not the club house. 1.1724 0.03925 116 98 16 2
2984 I wish they just stuck with the gecko. 1.1724 0.04290 116 100 12 4
2985 You're only allowed to bat because stone throwers aren't classified as pitchers in the American League 1.1724 0.04461 116 101 10 5
2986 Is that pine tar on your club? 1.1724 0.04290 116 100 12 4
2987 You're throw back night uniform is way back. 1.1724 0.04290 116 100 12 4
2988 So you're the new Designated Homo-erectus? 1.1724 0.03522 116 96 20 0
2989 The Paleo diet has really improved your stance. 1.1724 0.04112 116 99 14 3
2990 Happy Halloween,Jayson. 1.1724 0.03522 116 96 20 0
2991 Glogball have same rules, but Glog hit by pitch; you run to first. 1.1724 0.04112 116 99 14 3
2992 You might want to step back a little. 1.1724 0.03729 116 97 18 1
2993 I think you're looking for the Oldtimers game. 1.1724 0.03522 116 96 20 0
2994 You're out of your league. 1.1724 0.04112 116 99 14 3
2995 You must be the league’s first DH. 1.1724 0.04112 116 99 14 3
2996 So you are going old school, eh? 1.1724 0.03729 116 97 18 1
2997 At least you're not from the steroid era. 1.1724 0.04290 116 100 12 4
2998 You called for a batter? 1.1724 0.04112 116 99 14 3
2999 Big stick! 1.1724 0.04112 116 99 14 3
3000 Don't cave, man ... This club's been yours for a long time. 1.1724 0.03925 116 98 16 2
3001 I knew the Yankees were old, but I didn't expect this 1.1724 0.03925 116 98 16 2
3002 During your last at bat, when I said your mom sucks pterodactyl dicks, that wasn't cool. I'm sorry, man. I know the dinosaurs had been extinct for millions of years by the time your mom was here on earth, blowing every wooly mammoth she could find. 1.1724 0.04290 116 100 12 4
3003 Let me try. This seems easier than hunting ptelodactyls. 1.1724 0.03522 116 96 20 0
3004 You need some spikes. 1.1724 0.03729 116 97 18 1
3005 Swing high. 1.1724 0.03522 116 96 20 0
3006 The Incel League plays tomorrow. 1.1724 0.04461 116 101 10 5
3007 I think you're taking "club league" too literally. 1.1724 0.03925 116 98 16 2
3008 H. G Wells said I could come here...... 1.1724 0.03925 116 98 16 2
3009 Are we still following those unwritten rules? 1.1724 0.03925 116 98 16 2
3010 You sure waited a long time to be called up. 1.1724 0.04112 116 99 14 3
3011 They announced the designated "hitter," not "hunter." 1.1724 0.03729 116 97 18 1
3012 It was this or exhibit at the Museum of Natural History. 1.1724 0.03925 116 98 16 2
3013 They've gone too far with the throwback uniforms. 1.1724 0.04290 116 100 12 4
3014 I hear it's Bobblehead Day here at Jurassic Park. 1.1724 0.03925 116 98 16 2
3015 What’s your batting average?” “500...400 tigers, 200 wooly mamoths. 1.1724 0.03925 116 98 16 2
3016 Looks like doping is setting the game back. 1.1724 0.03925 116 98 16 2
3017 So I was thinking, why not go complete paleo? 1.1724 0.03729 116 97 18 1
3018 No, my whisk broom isn't edible. 1.1724 0.03925 116 98 16 2
3019 Yes,you do use steroids! 1.1724 0.03925 116 98 16 2
3020 Yeah, I did say “Yabba, dabba, do!” 1.1724 0.03729 116 97 18 1
3021 One strike and you will be gone. 1.1724 0.04290 116 100 12 4
3022 Old timers' day, Flintsone smashes a cave ball to right. 1.1724 0.04461 116 101 10 5
3023 That paleo diet is really working for you! 1.1724 0.03729 116 97 18 1
3024 You must be the veteran of the club. 1.1724 0.03729 116 97 18 1
3025 Paleo pitch catching has improved my posture. 1.1724 0.04112 116 99 14 3
3026 Your bat is leaking pine tar all over my plate 1.1724 0.03925 116 98 16 2
3027 Yes, the game has evolved quite a lot since you last played. 1.1724 0.04112 116 99 14 3
3028 'Batter' means batter the ball. Don't forget that. 1.1724 0.03729 116 97 18 1
3029 Only Sapiens are allowed to use loaded bats in the Homo erectus league. 1.1724 0.03729 116 97 18 1
3030 At the sight of Urg the Destroyer, the catcher came close to supplying an unrequested urine sample. 1.1724 0.03925 116 98 16 2
3031 Even for someone called up from the paleolithic, I can't believe they let you out of the clubhouse without cleats. 1.1724 0.03729 116 97 18 1
3032 I lived in a curvy cave for a year; I look forward to hitting Corey Kluber. 1.1724 0.04461 116 101 10 5
3033 Regulation sportswear only, but I love the club! 1.1724 0.04290 116 100 12 4
3034 Your first season up from the minors? 1.1724 0.04112 116 99 14 3
3035 I can see you’re a big hit. 1.1724 0.04290 116 100 12 4
3036 Hobbs, you’re a little old for a rookie. 1.1724 0.03522 116 96 20 0
3037 Remember now, you are supposed to hit the ball, the small white thing the man will throw at you. 1.1724 0.03925 116 98 16 2
3038 These "Turn Back the Clock" days are getting a bit ridiculous 1.1724 0.04112 116 99 14 3
3039 You got pine tar on that bat, Rookie? 1.1724 0.03925 116 98 16 2
3040 No, I swear, two fingers is a fast ball. 1.1724 0.04290 116 100 12 4
3041 He's throwing Clovis points. 1.1724 0.04626 116 102 8 6
3042 What I wouldn't give for your pension. 1.1724 0.04112 116 99 14 3
3043 So because it’s not technically a bat, you’re telling me regulations don’t apply? 1.1724 0.04112 116 99 14 3
3044 these alternate uniforms have gone too far. 1.1724 0.04112 116 99 14 3
3045 Nice throwback: uniform, steroids, and corked bat. 1.1724 0.04112 116 99 14 3
3046 Wrong ball club. 1.1724 0.03729 116 97 18 1
3047 What are you, Bush League? 1.1724 0.04290 116 100 12 4
3048 I really hate Throwback Thursday night. 1.1724 0.03925 116 98 16 2
3049 You must have taken the wrong steroids. 1.1724 0.04112 116 99 14 3
3050 You're not supposed to tell me that you're going to bunt, I'm on the other team! 1.1724 0.03729 116 97 18 1
3051 Not all talk, huh? 1.1724 0.04112 116 99 14 3
3052 You don’t look like you’ve been to the gym recently. 1.1724 0.04112 116 99 14 3
3053 Just to clear the air, I don't believe any of those rumors you've used steroids. 1.1724 0.03925 116 98 16 2
3054 No stealing our petroglyphs, Buster. 1.1724 0.04112 116 99 14 3
3055 You'll be fine, the pitcher's a headhunter. 1.1724 0.04290 116 100 12 4
3056 Og spend LOOOOOONNNNNNGGGGGG time in minors. 1.1724 0.03925 116 98 16 2
3057 Word has it you’re looking for another long-term deal. 1.1724 0.03729 116 97 18 1
3058 Oh my god, you’re embarrassing me! But yes....I’ll marry you... 1.1724 0.04112 116 99 14 3
3059 This one's for the record books. 1.1724 0.03729 116 97 18 1
3060 I love old timers day. Seems so long ago 1.1724 0.04290 116 100 12 4
3061 Still proud of our original uniforms. 1.1724 0.03925 116 98 16 2
3062 So that's a "no" to next Sunday with the Wilkersons? 1.1724 0.04112 116 99 14 3
3063 Yep, a little 6o’s but Bam Bam is all grown up! 1.1724 0.04461 116 101 10 5
3064 Are you sure you’re in the right park?? 1.1724 0.03729 116 97 18 1
3065 For the last time, Pete Rose, the answer is “No!” 1.1724 0.03925 116 98 16 2
3066 I'm all for throwback uniforms, but seriously? 1.1724 0.04112 116 99 14 3
3067 You think I’M the monkey? 1.1724 0.03729 116 97 18 1
3068 Modern grooming, original uniform. It works, rookie! 1.1724 0.04290 116 100 12 4
3069 Hope your R.B.I. is higher than your E.R.A. 1.1724 0.04112 116 99 14 3
3070 We know you Judge,even outta uniform 1.1724 0.04112 116 99 14 3
3071 I didn’t know we were playing Carlsbad 1.1724 0.04112 116 99 14 3
3072 No, the clubhouse is behind you. 1.1724 0.03925 116 98 16 2
3073 It's about time they called you up to the bigs. 1.1724 0.03729 116 97 18 1
3074 I hate the throw back uniforms. 1.1724 0.04112 116 99 14 3
3075 Yankees - no I play for the CLUBS 1.1724 0.04112 116 99 14 3
3076 Sorry, the rules say you can't substitute a club for a bat. 1.1724 0.04112 116 99 14 3
3077 So you're the new heavy hitter they needed for the post-season... 1.1724 0.04112 116 99 14 3
3078 You and Tim Tebow, get a life. 1.1724 0.04290 116 100 12 4
3079 So, you wanna do ‘old school,’ eh? 1.1724 0.03925 116 98 16 2
3080 Homo erectus up! Get it? 1.1724 0.03925 116 98 16 2
3081 I thought you old-timers didn't believe in the designated hitter." Michael G. Murphy Seattle, W 1.1724 0.03522 116 96 20 0
3082 It's on 79th and Central Park West, but don't say I didn't warn you... 1.1724 0.03925 116 98 16 2
3083 Coach thought it would be funny... 1.1724 0.03925 116 98 16 2
3084 OK- No excitement now . . . We both embrace the glacial tempo of the Game, right? 1.1724 0.03522 116 96 20 0
3085 It's the throwback uniform. 1.1724 0.03729 116 97 18 1
3086 Slam that ball back to the Stone Age1 1.1724 0.03925 116 98 16 2
3087 I like the loose fitting uniform! Is that breathable fabric? 1.1724 0.04112 116 99 14 3
3088 Stealing signs is low, even for a Neanderthal. 1.1724 0.03925 116 98 16 2
3089 No you DON'T get to eat what you hit 1.1724 0.03925 116 98 16 2
3090 Look, I got no quarrel with the Neanderthals. Winner take all was your idea. 1.1724 0.04290 116 100 12 4
3091 The idea is to hit the ball, not me! 1.1724 0.04112 116 99 14 3
3092 He may only have a a .237 batting average, but you should see how he uses that thing on a mammoth. 1.1724 0.03925 116 98 16 2
3093 Let me guess, you’re on a Paleo diet? 1.1724 0.04626 116 102 8 6
3094 So, you're the new designated hitter. 1.1724 0.04290 116 100 12 4
3095 So how long did they keep you waiting in the bull pen? 1.1724 0.03729 116 97 18 1
3096 No, you're mistaken, I'm not a caveman from the past, I'm a hipster batter from Williamsburg. 1.1724 0.04461 116 101 10 5
3097 I don't think that's a regulation bat. 1.1724 0.04290 116 100 12 4
3098 So it frees your arms for a better swing! 1.1724 0.03925 116 98 16 2
3099 Me think squatting zebra look funny. Me take him home for dinner. 1.1724 0.03925 116 98 16 2
3100 Grog say, him hit me with ball, I hit you! 1.1724 0.04112 116 99 14 3
3101 Now remember, you’re supposed to go for the ball, not my head. 1.1724 0.03729 116 97 18 1
3102 you know those beards are really in these days 1.1724 0.03925 116 98 16 2
3103 No! Repeat after me: "Head-bonk, no! Quaaludes, no!" Today, it's sensitivity and understanding. And try a little deodorant, too. 1.1724 0.04112 116 99 14 3
3104 I like throw-back jerseys, but that's ridiculous. 1.1724 0.04112 116 99 14 3
3105 T-rex thigh bone? 1.1724 0.03925 116 98 16 2
3106 you’re making me feel under-dressed 1.1724 0.04112 116 99 14 3
3107 Sorry, you can't play. The MLB now has a dress code. 1.1724 0.04290 116 100 12 4
3108 No, im a cave man, not a bat boy. 1.1724 0.03729 116 97 18 1
3109 After the velociraptors, Chapman just can't intimidate me. 1.1724 0.04112 116 99 14 3
3110 fast ball down the middle...I promise. 1.1724 0.03925 116 98 16 2
3111 Your team could use a cleanup. 1.1724 0.04290 116 100 12 4
3112 How many of those bats did you have made? 1.1724 0.04112 116 99 14 3
3113 Don't you think you've taken this whole Paleo thing a little too far? 1.1724 0.04112 116 99 14 3
3114 Coming up to bat now is Unga, known for his mammoth home runs. 1.1724 0.03522 116 96 20 0
3115 Im here to Kill the Umpire!!! 1.1724 0.04112 116 99 14 3
3116 Hit it back to the Stone Age, and then join it. 1.1724 0.03925 116 98 16 2
3117 Yes...I am on the PALEO diet 1.1724 0.03729 116 97 18 1
3118 Fans prefer me to dress like them. 1.1724 0.03925 116 98 16 2
3119 Hmm, I think I' better back up a couple of feet 1.1724 0.03925 116 98 16 2
3120 He’s coming with the stone ball! 1.1724 0.04112 116 99 14 3
3121 Im sorry. The designated hitter is only allowed in the American League. 1.1724 0.03925 116 98 16 2
3122 No...I am not woman... keep your eye on the damn Ball ! 1.1724 0.04112 116 99 14 3
3123 You might reconsider calling for the high inside fastball 1.1724 0.03925 116 98 16 2
3124 I suppose if the bats are in the cave, the caveman can come to bat. 1.1724 0.03925 116 98 16 2
3125 So that hitting guru really changed your style, huh? 1.1724 0.04290 116 100 12 4
3126 I'm guessin' you're the rookie they called up from the Pro-Magnon League, huh?" 1.1724 0.04112 116 99 14 3
3127 You have no idea.... 1.1724 0.03925 116 98 16 2
3128 We’re just past the All-Star break and you guys are 21 games out of first. Don’t you think you’re carrying the stupid post-season beard thing a little too far? 1.1724 0.03925 116 98 16 2
3129 How did you know I was the oldest on the team? 1.1724 0.03925 116 98 16 2
3130 Cool throwback uniform! 1.1724 0.04112 116 99 14 3
3131 I think you're taking paleo a bit too far. 1.1724 0.04112 116 99 14 3
3132 I see you don't wear batting gloves. 1.1724 0.04112 116 99 14 3
3133 Easy out! 1.1724 0.04290 116 100 12 4
3134 You look very familiar. Did we play together in the minors? 1.1724 0.04112 116 99 14 3
3135 They told me today was Retro Day. 1.1724 0.04290 116 100 12 4
3136 So that is the prehistoric model? I didn't think they sold those anymore. 1.1724 0.03925 116 98 16 2
3137 How's the new paleo diet goin'? 1.1724 0.03925 116 98 16 2
3138 Me Catcher, you Batter. 1.1724 0.03729 116 97 18 1
3139 You club ball for ball club? 1.1724 0.04461 116 101 10 5
3140 Hey, it’s mothing personal but I hear you just got thawed out of ice and have a great batting average so I’m going to start explaining how smartphones work and hope you go Lovecraft-level crazy and have a heart attack before the first pitch comes in 1.1724 0.04112 116 99 14 3
3141 Me. I’m on first. 1.1724 0.03729 116 97 18 1
3142 I can't explain it! You just have to run to first base first. 1.1724 0.03729 116 97 18 1
3143 You must be the hot new prospect... 1.1724 0.03925 116 98 16 2
3144 Calm down. We are not vegan. Hotdogs with mustard are thataway. 1.1724 0.03925 116 98 16 2
3145 The coach said ‘any caveman can do it’, so I was hired. 1.1724 0.03925 116 98 16 2
3146 I hate that evolution produced the designated hitter. 1.1724 0.03729 116 97 18 1
3147 I warned you months ago to ease off the 'roids. Now there's no turning back. 1.1724 0.03925 116 98 16 2
3148 For the last time Fred, a strike is not a good thing in baseball! 1.1724 0.04112 116 99 14 3
3149 Good to see you again, Mr. Werth. 1.1724 0.03729 116 97 18 1
3150 Throwback uniform goes with the beard. 1.1724 0.03925 116 98 16 2
3151 I think your owner took "Throwback Uniforms" day a bit too far Johnny. 1.1724 0.04112 116 99 14 3
3152 Making it to the Big Leagues is that easy, huh? 1.1724 0.03925 116 98 16 2
3153 This signal means four balls. That’s what they will pitch to you So you don’t need to swing 1.1724 0.04112 116 99 14 3
3154 No, you want the hockey rink. H-O-C-K-E-Y. 1.1724 0.03925 116 98 16 2
3155 These "throwback uniforms" are getting out of hand. 1.1724 0.03925 116 98 16 2
3156 No, you’re “cavepeople” now 1.1724 0.04290 116 100 12 4
3157 Why pitcher throw balls? Me only hit rocks! 1.1724 0.04290 116 100 12 4
3158 Be careful sliding into s second. 1.1724 0.04112 116 99 14 3
3159 You making fun of my posture? 1.1724 0.03925 116 98 16 2
3160 Don't swing, and I'll tell you where the mammoths are. 1.1724 0.03729 116 97 18 1
3161 It's so easy even you could do it. 1.1724 0.04290 116 100 12 4
3162 Made your own bat? 1.1724 0.03729 116 97 18 1
3163 Swing for the Mesozoic. 1.1724 0.03925 116 98 16 2
3164 Sorry. That's a Red Sox bat. You can't use that! 1.1724 0.03729 116 97 18 1
3165 I hear you're the old man on the team. 1.1724 0.03925 116 98 16 2
3166 They just brought me up. 1.1724 0.03925 116 98 16 2
3167 You were way more attractive on your tinder bio. 1.1724 0.03925 116 98 16 2
3168 Hey, what's up Dustin, things not going well on the PGA Tour? 1.1724 0.04461 116 101 10 5
3169 We wear caps and sleeves at this level, Son.” - Lou Brown (R.I.P. James Gammon 1.1724 0.03925 116 98 16 2
3170 I don't think you can use a mastodon leg as a bat. 1.1724 0.04112 116 99 14 3
3171 I see your team's gone paleo 1.1724 0.04461 116 101 10 5
3172 So, big deal, you survived the Ice Age. Now try to make it through the Baseball Glacial Period. 1.1724 0.03925 116 98 16 2
3173 I'm thinking about giving up clubbing. You? 1.1724 0.04290 116 100 12 4
3174 This was the way I used to get to first base. 1.1724 0.04461 116 101 10 5
3175 Time to give 'em something to read about on the cave wall tomorrow. 1.1724 0.03729 116 97 18 1
3176 If you strike out, they will send you back to the Paleolithic League. 1.1724 0.04112 116 99 14 3
3177 We'd like to welcome fans to Rip-in-the-Time-Space-Continuum Night here at Yankee Stadium. Remember, don't feed the raptors!" 1.1724 0.03925 116 98 16 2
3178 What was the game like before the unwritten rules of baseball? 1.1724 0.03729 116 97 18 1
3179 You just up from the bush leagues? 1.1724 0.04461 116 101 10 5
3180 You wearing a jock strap under that? 1.1724 0.03925 116 98 16 2
3181 Grok don't miss ball, step away from the plate or be prepared to be hit! 1.1724 0.03729 116 97 18 1
3182 Let's see if it's so easy...... 1.1724 0.04290 116 100 12 4
3183 My manager is truly old-school. 1.1724 0.04112 116 99 14 3
3184 Let me guess. They told you it was throwback uniform day. 1.1724 0.03925 116 98 16 2
3185 Boy, talk about a curveball. 1.1724 0.04112 116 99 14 3
3186 What do you think of the new Nationals uniform? 1.1724 0.04461 116 101 10 5
3187 I'm a career .450 hitter vs. saber-toothed lions, so this Severino guy doesn't scare me a bit. 1.1724 0.03729 116 97 18 1
3188 Is this what you call home plate? Where's the food 1.1724 0.04112 116 99 14 3
3189 They're called "the tools of ignorance." 1.1724 0.04290 116 100 12 4
3190 Wouldn't you feel more comfortable playing football? 1.1724 0.04461 116 101 10 5
3191 Does this guy ever throw wild pitches? 1.1724 0.03729 116 97 18 1
3192 Before the Golden Age of Baseball, there was... 1.1724 0.03925 116 98 16 2
3193 Keep growing that beard, we need to make it to the World Series. 1.1724 0.04290 116 100 12 4
3194 Home plate tectonics has really changed the feel of the game. 1.1724 0.03729 116 97 18 1
3195 ...and by 'easy out,' I mean it from a skills perspective, not an historical one. 1.1724 0.04112 116 99 14 3
3196 Honest, I’m just the catcher. 1.1724 0.04461 116 101 10 5
3197 It's the 9th inning, and I finally get up to bat! 1.1724 0.03729 116 97 18 1
3198 I heard you’ve been carrying the club this month! 1.1724 0.03925 116 98 16 2
3199 No worries! It’s so easy even a caveman can do it! 1.1724 0.03925 116 98 16 2
3200 Speak softly and carry a big stick. 1.1724 0.03925 116 98 16 2
3201 Remember, a walk is as good as a hit! 1.1724 0.04112 116 99 14 3
3202 According to the latest sabermetric data, my age demographic lines up with the fan base. 1.1724 0.04290 116 100 12 4
3203 The Throwback Game is next week. 1.1724 0.03729 116 97 18 1
3204 Me come up from Double A Pleistocene. 1.1724 0.03729 116 97 18 1
3205 Remember: Krog no hit catcher - Krog hit ball. 1.1724 0.04112 116 99 14 3
3206 Designated hitter? 1.1724 0.03925 116 98 16 2
3207 No batter no batter no batter, Caveman! 1.1724 0.04290 116 100 12 4
3208 Approaching the plate now is Cav Eman, a terrific slugger and great addition to the Yankee Club House. 1.1724 0.04290 116 100 12 4
3209 Looks like you're overdoing that paleo diet, Shorty. 1.1724 0.04112 116 99 14 3
3210 I know paleo is a lifestyle, but I think you've gone too far. 1.1724 0.03729 116 97 18 1
3211 You’re kidding!..... You are the designated hitter? 1.1724 0.03925 116 98 16 2
3212 See? It's not as easy as it looks! 1.1724 0.04290 116 100 12 4
3213 You guys carry this throw-back uniform thing pretty far. 1.1724 0.04112 116 99 14 3
3214 Something tells me I need a career change. 1.1724 0.03729 116 97 18 1
3215 The third baseman, Number 28, Flintstone, Number 28 1.1724 0.04112 116 99 14 3
3216 The fingers are ONLY for the pitcher! 1.1724 0.03925 116 98 16 2
3217 Your swing is so bad, you look like a caveman killing his lunch. 1.1724 0.03925 116 98 16 2
3218 You've been benched for a while, huh? 1.1724 0.03925 116 98 16 2
3219 Yes, traditionally we're called a ball club, but... 1.1724 0.03925 116 98 16 2
3220 Slow game. So, you were a starter? 1.1724 0.04461 116 101 10 5
3221 I don’t remember you at spring training 1.1724 0.04461 116 101 10 5
3222 That throwback uniform is timeless! 1.1724 0.03925 116 98 16 2
3223 Really? It’s Neanderthal League day? 1.1724 0.04461 116 101 10 5
3224 Coach said it was "throw back" night. 1.1724 0.03729 116 97 18 1
3225 Its throwback JERSEY night.. not throwback Homoerectus night 1.1724 0.04290 116 100 12 4
3226 They just brought me up from single N. 1.1724 0.03925 116 98 16 2
3227 We're going to pitch you outside. 1.1724 0.03925 116 98 16 2
3228 Steroids, Ugugu? 1.1724 0.04112 116 99 14 3
3229 Been at Scranton long time pal? Same game here in the big leagues, even a caveman can do it. 1.1724 0.03925 116 98 16 2
3230 I know it’s too small to eat, but jut hit it anyway. 1.1724 0.03925 116 98 16 2
3231 What club are you with? 1.1724 0.04112 116 99 14 3
3232 Now I see why they named the stadium "Pleistocene Park." 1.1724 0.04290 116 100 12 4
3233 I like to hit, but when do I get to pinch? 1.1724 0.04290 116 100 12 4
3234 I've been called up from the Neanderthal League 1.1724 0.04290 116 100 12 4
3235 There had better not be cork in that club. 1.1724 0.04461 116 101 10 5
3236 Where I come from that signal means a wild boar is in the area! 1.1712 0.04220 111 95 13 3
3237 Hit he ball and not me." 1.1712 0.03591 111 92 19 0
3238 Hunh. Urg remember you. NL Allstars. Squeeze play. 1.1709 0.04079 117 100 14 3
3239 Y'know, that's not what they mean by "ball club." 1.1709 0.03894 117 99 16 2
3240 Good point. Though controversial in baseball, tar never claimed my entire family. 1.1709 0.03700 117 98 18 1
3241 Your thrifty team owner buys primitive uniforms & bats but you can at least shave & shower before a game! 1.1696 0.03562 112 93 19 0
3242 The Mets really are going back to basics. 1.1696 0.03988 112 95 15 2
3243 Don't go all Paleolithic on me now, keep it in the strike zone. 1.1696 0.03988 112 95 15 2
3244 The way this guy is today you better wear a helmet. 1.1681 0.04337 113 98 11 4
3245 Me want meatball over the plate. 1.1681 0.04151 113 97 13 3
3246 'Damn basketball players get the shoe contracts.' 1.1681 0.04151 113 97 13 3
3247 Are you here to make America's pastime great again? 1.1681 0.04337 113 98 11 4
3248 So, doing it 'old school', huh? 1.1681 0.03534 113 94 19 0
3249 Okay, maybe I'm going over the paleolithic diet. I admit it, but I'm sure I hit better than a vegan. 1.1681 0.03956 113 96 15 2
3250 This brings the designated hitter position to a whole new level. 1.1681 0.04151 113 97 13 3
3251 Hey, that thing isn't regulation. 1.1681 0.03956 113 96 15 2
3252 Y'know I'm seeing a real lack of respect for the game from you Hipsters. 1.1681 0.04337 113 98 11 4
3253 Rock, scissors, paper 1.1681 0.03534 113 94 19 0
3254 You guys sure are serious about throwback jersey day. 1.1681 0.03751 113 95 17 1
3255 That's not a legal bat. 1.1681 0.04151 113 97 13 3
3256 You aren't going to go all Caveman on me, are you? 1.1681 0.04337 113 98 11 4
3257 This has gotta be, what, your 66 millionth Old -Timer's Day? 1.1681 0.03751 113 95 17 1
3258 Wow, the new salary cap is leading to some interesting roster decisions. 1.1681 0.03956 113 96 15 2
3259 Gronk steps up to the plate. No hits yet this game, but let’s see if he can discover fire in the sixth 1.1681 0.03751 113 95 17 1
3260 If you're that old, maybe you should retire. 1.1681 0.03956 113 96 15 2
3261 Who's the new guy? 1.1681 0.04151 113 97 13 3
3262 Congratulations on your GEICO sponsorship! 1.1681 0.04151 113 97 13 3
3263 Not in the face. 1.1681 0.04516 113 99 9 5
3264 Guess you think you are going to club one outta here? 1.1681 0.03956 113 96 15 2
3265 Trust me. It's more popular than 'fire'. 1.1681 0.03751 113 95 17 1
3266 It's barbarian the limits they'll go to get a good pinch hitter. 1.1681 0.03956 113 96 15 2
3267 Take me to your club leader 1.1681 0.03956 113 96 15 2
3268 This guy looks like a real swing and a miss type operator... but he could get nasty after the third strike! 1.1681 0.04337 113 98 11 4
3269 One small step for integration. One giant step for baseball. 1.1681 0.03956 113 96 15 2
3270 I really hate the retro uniform nights. 1.1681 0.03751 113 95 17 1
3271 Remember, it's the BALL you're supposed to clobber. 1.1681 0.04516 113 99 9 5
3272 What? It's Old Timers Day. 1.1681 0.04337 113 98 11 4
3273 I thought this was BYOB: Bring Your Own Bat" "Kevin, when have we ever done that? 1.1681 0.03956 113 96 15 2
3274 You'll get the next one. His knuckleball is pretty primitive. 1.1681 0.03751 113 95 17 1
3275 I'm a catcher, not a throwback... which is more than I can say for you.” 1.1681 0.03956 113 96 15 2
3276 I'm lookin' for the club house. 1.1681 0.04151 113 97 13 3
3277 The bat's fine, fella, but that uniform'll be a big problem when you slide. 1.1681 0.04151 113 97 13 3
3278 George Brett told me this bat is legal 1.1681 0.03956 113 96 15 2
3279 Break a leg! 1.1681 0.03956 113 96 15 2
3280 bunt,man,bunt 1.1681 0.03956 113 96 15 2
3281 You can't stand there. You're required to have both feet completely in the batter's box. 1.1681 0.03751 113 95 17 1
3282 Er Ump? Ump? 1.1681 0.04337 113 98 11 4
3283 OK, Neandrathal...Lets see what you can do in the big league. 1.1681 0.04337 113 98 11 4
3284 Your at bat is one for the ages. 1.1681 0.03956 113 96 15 2
3285 Who designated you? 1.1681 0.03751 113 95 17 1
3286 I've played in many modern eras. 1.1681 0.03956 113 96 15 2
3287 No, I wasn't signaling that I need to take a dump. 1.1681 0.03751 113 95 17 1
3288 New Uniform, Charlie Blackmon? 1.1681 0.04337 113 98 11 4
3289 Wanna see a real man cave? 1.1681 0.03956 113 96 15 2
3290 As a matter of fact, Bubba, I do have a bone to pick with you! 1.1681 0.03534 113 94 19 0
3291 I could use an outfit like that. Where’d you get it? 1.1681 0.04151 113 97 13 3
3292 My genetic testing revealed that I’m part Neanderthal. 1.1681 0.03956 113 96 15 2
3293 Strike. Zone. STRIKE. ZONE. 1.1681 0.03751 113 95 17 1
3294 It's small and round, kinda like a wheel. 1.1681 0.03956 113 96 15 2
3295 Tonight's game: Digital Trolls vs. Social Media "Giants." Up to bat is I<3Privacy and crouching behind homeplate is Zuckerberg, trying to recover from the Sinker thrown by FakeBot69. 1.1681 0.03956 113 96 15 2
3296 Good luck with the Mets. 1.1681 0.04337 113 98 11 4
3297 What do you mean, you don’t know what a ball is? 1.1681 0.03751 113 95 17 1
3298 I love these Old Timers' games. 1.1681 0.03751 113 95 17 1
3299 We,ve heard you're a five tool guy 1.1681 0.04337 113 98 11 4
3300 That dress is going to make it hard to slide. 1.1681 0.03956 113 96 15 2
3301 What they pulled you up from the Jurrasic Park league? 1.1681 0.04151 113 97 13 3
3302 It's o.k., I am a club player 1.1681 0.03751 113 95 17 1
3303 Just pretend the ball is a saber-toothed tiger. 1.1681 0.03956 113 96 15 2
3304 Johnny Damon? I thought you were retired. 1.1681 0.04151 113 97 13 3
3305 Hey, Evan Gattis! How'd you get the approval to not do the uniform standards? 1.1681 0.03956 113 96 15 2
3306 Throwback Uniform Night is one of our most popular promotions. 1.1681 0.03751 113 95 17 1
3307 There is no joy in Mudville - mighty Caveman has struck out. 1.1681 0.04151 113 97 13 3
3308 That's ball "many." Take your base. 1.1681 0.04151 113 97 13 3
3309 This isn't shirts versus skins. 1.1681 0.04337 113 98 11 4
3310 Cool uniform but where is your number? 1.1681 0.03956 113 96 15 2
3311 We already have a bat boy. 1.1681 0.03956 113 96 15 2
3312 It’s Family Night. I brought the hole clan! 1.1681 0.04151 113 97 13 3
3313 You must be the clean-up hitter. 1.1681 0.03751 113 95 17 1
3314 Just hit the ball! 1.1681 0.03751 113 95 17 1
3315 Sorry, the association really tightened bat regulations at the turn of the Bronze Age 1.1681 0.03956 113 96 15 2
3316 If you strike out, you'll die out. 1.1681 0.04151 113 97 13 3
3317 He's a real old timer 1.1681 0.03534 113 94 19 0
3318 Bats in the cave. Here to clobber. 1.1681 0.03956 113 96 15 2
3319 I expect a mammoth at bat. 1.1681 0.03956 113 96 15 2
3320 So you’re the 3,000 year old rookie. 1.1681 0.04151 113 97 13 3
3321 I hate these "retro" games, don't you! 1.1681 0.04516 113 99 9 5
3322 If i miss, the stone will kill you. 1.1681 0.03956 113 96 15 2
3323 I'm just saying. Rule 1.10(a): The bat shall be a smooth, round stick not more than 2.61 inches in diameter at the thickest part and not more than 42 inches in length. The bat shall be one piece of solid wood. 1.1681 0.04151 113 97 13 3
3324 If they haven't invented cork where you're from yet I don't think there'll be a problem. 1.1681 0.03956 113 96 15 2
3325 I hate time travel. Everybody dresses so weird. 1.1681 0.04337 113 98 11 4
3326 Patent or no patent, there's a size limit on bats. 1.1681 0.04337 113 98 11 4
3327 That's the dumbest All-Star Game outfit ever!! 1.1681 0.04151 113 97 13 3
3328 I always wondered why the call it the dugout 1.1681 0.03751 113 95 17 1
3329 Whassa matta, Chunky? No major league uniforms in your size? 1.1681 0.03956 113 96 15 2
3330 I may be an old timer, but I can still hit the hide off of anything that moves. 1.1681 0.04151 113 97 13 3
3331 You've taken this role playing too far, Jimmy. And I know the plate is facing the wrong way. 1.1681 0.04151 113 97 13 3
3332 Buddy you don't stand a chance, our pitcher is a total Cro-Magnon. 1.1681 0.03956 113 96 15 2
3333 I'm Bamm-Bamm Hubbell! 1.1681 0.03751 113 95 17 1
3334 Yes, you're right...there really is no purpose. 1.1681 0.03751 113 95 17 1
3335 Beards are out this season. 1.1681 0.04516 113 99 9 5
3336 For the last time: What did you just signal the pitcher he should do? 1.1681 0.04151 113 97 13 3
3337 What's a ball? 1.1681 0.03751 113 95 17 1
3338 Plan on knocking it out of the park again? 1.1681 0.03956 113 96 15 2
3339 My life isn't a game for your amusement. 1.1681 0.03956 113 96 15 2
3340 These throwback uniform promo nights are getting out of control. 1.1681 0.04151 113 97 13 3
3341 When they said you were up against the Tigers, that was Detroit, not Bengal. 1.1681 0.04151 113 97 13 3
3342 Yeah, I hate Throwback Uniform Day too. 1.1681 0.03751 113 95 17 1
3343 Sign your new contract yet? 1.1681 0.04337 113 98 11 4
3344 Are you the forgotten “Bash Brother”? 1.1681 0.03956 113 96 15 2
3345 It's batter up, and not batterer up. 1.1681 0.04337 113 98 11 4
3346 Where’d you get that Israeli bat? 1.1681 0.03956 113 96 15 2
3347 It'll be a slider, low and outside. Just remember, you have to take my turn at saber-tooth watch tonight. 1.1681 0.03534 113 94 19 0
3348 So what do you guys use for a cup? 1.1681 0.04151 113 97 13 3
3349 Old school. 1.1681 0.03956 113 96 15 2
3350 Like we practiced: Krug smash." 1.1681 0.03956 113 96 15 2
3351 Old school, huh? 1.1681 0.03751 113 95 17 1
3352 So, I hit the round thing, I run, I slide, and after that I get the steak? 1.1681 0.03751 113 95 17 1
3353 I don't care if it has been in your family for generations. 1.1681 0.03751 113 95 17 1
3354 I take it you're the designated hitter? 1.1681 0.03956 113 96 15 2
3355 There's no dying in baseball. 1.1681 0.04151 113 97 13 3
3356 To Hell with your diamond, where I come from, clubs are trumps 1.1681 0.03956 113 96 15 2
3357 The wife hunt is in the next stadium 1.1681 0.04337 113 98 11 4
3358 Don't tell anyone I said so, but I really like the throwback uniforms. 1.1681 0.03956 113 96 15 2
3359 The hot dog isn't really an animal, per se. 1.1681 0.03956 113 96 15 2
3360 It's not just your swing - you need swagger. 1.1681 0.04337 113 98 11 4
3361 Before PEDS, it was known as 'wheezing the juice'...bud-dy 1.1681 0.03751 113 95 17 1
3362 What he mean I have two balls? 1.1681 0.04516 113 99 9 5
3363 I think it was a Ball ... don’t you? 1.1681 0.03751 113 95 17 1
3364 It really was a strike, please don't kill the messenger. 1.1681 0.04151 113 97 13 3
3365 You know, it's a damn shame what metrics have done to this game. 1.1681 0.03751 113 95 17 1
3366 Tell me again. Whom do I knock out first? 1.1681 0.04337 113 98 11 4
3367 It works like this: one, two, many strikes - and you're out. 1.1681 0.03956 113 96 15 2
3368 Well, baseball is the game of America's past time. 1.1681 0.04151 113 97 13 3
3369 Steroids? 1.1681 0.03751 113 95 17 1
3370 Yea- I've spent a lot of time in the minors waiting for this call-up 1.1681 0.04151 113 97 13 3
3371 After you sing the Anthem, we need you to leave the field, dude. 1.1681 0.04516 113 99 9 5
3372 This is my home uniform 1.1681 0.03751 113 95 17 1
3373 If you strike out, I swear to God, I'll send you back to the museum. 1.1681 0.04151 113 97 13 3
3374 I know you hate being a DH but the game evolves. 1.1681 0.03956 113 96 15 2
3375 Did you come up through the drift? 1.1681 0.03956 113 96 15 2
3376 Nice club. Sorry, I'm already seeing someone. 1.1681 0.03956 113 96 15 2
3377 You too close to plate. 1.1681 0.03751 113 95 17 1
3378 You'll never hit his knuckle-dragger ball. 1.1681 0.03956 113 96 15 2
3379 Like I always say ump, there' s no place like home'' 1.1681 0.03751 113 95 17 1
3380 Three 1.1681 0.04516 113 99 9 5
3381 It's sort of like gathering, I suppose. But I only do it in the top half of the inning. 1.1681 0.03956 113 96 15 2
3382 Psssst. Bunt. 1.1681 0.03956 113 96 15 2
3383 Name's Alou. 1.1681 0.03751 113 95 17 1
3384 What cave did you play for? 1.1681 0.04151 113 97 13 3
3385 Congress isn't up to bat yet. 1.1681 0.04337 113 98 11 4
3386 I know Johnny Damon. Johnny Damon is a friend of mine. And you, sir... 1.1681 0.04516 113 99 9 5
3387 That may be a regulation bat but your uniform gives me pause. 1.1681 0.03956 113 96 15 2
3388 I don't care if you're a pinch hitter. Ump says you still need to use a regulation bat. 1.1681 0.04337 113 98 11 4
3389 Wade? 1.1681 0.03534 113 94 19 0
3390 We've got your number, dude. Our pitcher's best pitch is a cave ball. 1.1681 0.03534 113 94 19 0
3391 Uh...The Natural History Museum is two blocks down. Right? Two down! 1.1681 0.04151 113 97 13 3
3392 This kid on the mound's a real flame-thrower, know what I'm sayin'? 1.1681 0.04151 113 97 13 3
3393 Sure. Blame the club. 1.1667 0.03924 114 97 15 2
3394 I'm sorry the Stone Age League game is over 3 blocks and back 3 million years. 1.1651 0.04226 109 94 12 3
3395 Been in the dugout awhile? 1.1651 0.04020 109 93 14 2
3396 Remember you hit the ball and not my head. 1.1651 0.04423 109 95 10 4
3397 Gnursh. 1.1651 0.04226 109 94 12 3
3398 So, just how long HAVE you been on the road? 1.1651 0.04423 109 95 10 4
3399 Can you use rocks instead of those funny leather things? 1.1651 0.04226 109 94 12 3
3400 This time, don't catch the ball and eat it! 1.1651 0.03803 109 92 16 1
3401 Waiting around for his next pitch can take an ice age. 1.1651 0.04020 109 93 14 2
3402 No, you can't club the pitcher 1.1651 0.03803 109 92 16 1
3403 Talk about toxic masculinity... 1.1651 0.03573 109 91 18 0
3404 So caveman walked onto a baseball field, with one catcher... 1.1651 0.04020 109 93 14 2
3405 You must be the troglodytey Casey. 1.1651 0.04423 109 95 10 4
3406 If he doesn't throw me some strikes, I'm going to beat the crap out of him. 1.1638 0.04051 116 100 13 3
3407 So here's de straight skinny, kid: Three strikes an you go back to where you came from. Understan? 1.1638 0.03861 116 99 15 2
3408 My ball club? Rex Sox. 1.1636 0.04385 110 96 10 4
3409 I don't think this guy can hit a curveball. 1.1636 0.03986 110 94 14 2
3410 I hear you're getting traded to the Red Socks. You know what that means don't you... I mean the socks?! 1.1636 0.04190 110 95 12 3
3411 Actually, in college ball, we use aluminum. 1.1636 0.03771 110 93 16 1
3412 Clubber up! 1.1636 0.03771 110 93 16 1
3413 So your the guy they just called up from the Bush Leagues? 1.1636 0.03986 110 94 14 2
3414 Sorry, only a bat from a cave. 1.1636 0.04385 110 96 10 4
3415 So, you break the ball, you got a home run; you break my knee, you're out for the season—got that? 1.1636 0.03771 110 93 16 1
3416 Hey pal, do me a favor. Don’t swing at any low pitches. 1.1636 0.03986 110 94 14 2
3417 Am I walking softly enough for you? 1.1636 0.04190 110 95 12 3
3418 Did you play with Shoeless Joe, ol’ timer? 1.1636 0.04385 110 96 10 4
3419 You heard me fella, this ain't no bush league!" 1.1636 0.04385 110 96 10 4
3420 "Whoa. How long you been juicin', bro? 1.1636 0.03986 110 94 14 2
3421 You're either in the wrong ball park or in the wrong era. 1.1636 0.04190 110 95 12 3
3422 I loved you in Moneyball. 1.1636 0.04571 110 97 8 5
3423 Wow! You guys must have a really deep dugout. 1.1636 0.03771 110 93 16 1
3424 They told me it was just a matter of hanging around the dugout for long enough to get my shot. 1.1636 0.03986 110 94 14 2
3425 Rumor in the clubhouse is, Johnson bulked up in the off-season by adhering to the Paleolithic diet." 1.1636 0.03543 110 92 18 0
3426 No, sorry, I haven't seen a wooly mammoth come through recently. 1.1636 0.03771 110 93 16 1
3427 I hear you have one hell of a man cave. 1.1636 0.03543 110 92 18 0
3428 It’s ok, this isn’t a catchers’ mitt, either. 1.1636 0.04190 110 95 12 3
3429 Actually, they're referred to as the tools of ingorance. What cave did you crawl out of? 1.1636 0.04190 110 95 12 3
3430 Hey, Club rules rule clubs out. 1.1636 0.03986 110 94 14 2
3431 God damn hipsters... 1.1636 0.04385 110 96 10 4
3432 What took you so long? 1.1636 0.03771 110 93 16 1
3433 Beware : one strike , no balls . 1.1636 0.04385 110 96 10 4
3434 Maybe I'm not the best hitter, but I have had starring roles in all the Jurassic Park/World movies. 1.1636 0.04190 110 95 12 3
3435 Strike the ball, not me. 1.1636 0.04190 110 95 12 3
3436 Overcompensating much? 1.1636 0.03986 110 94 14 2
3437 Great! Another illegal immigrant who's a member of the MLB-13. 1.1636 0.04385 110 96 10 4
3438 No, of course I don't believe in the infield fly rule, that umpire WAS dumb. 1.1636 0.03986 110 94 14 2
3439 Jeez, glad to see you finally made it to the big leagues! 1.1636 0.03986 110 94 14 2
3440 One strike, and I will be out! 1.1636 0.04190 110 95 12 3
3441 Speak up, Fungo. I didn't catch that. 1.1636 0.03986 110 94 14 2
3442 Just play along, dude. The fans love Old Timers Day. 1.1636 0.03771 110 93 16 1
3443 You're still younger than the average baseball fan! 1.1636 0.04385 110 96 10 4
3444 You’re in my wheelhouse 1.1636 0.04190 110 95 12 3
3445 No, it's the ball you are trying to hit. And no, if you miss, you can't hit something else. 1.1636 0.04190 110 95 12 3
3446 Despite the scouting reports you should know I fashion myself after "Boog" Powell. 1.1636 0.04385 110 96 10 4
3447 You know what, let's make it 4. 1.1636 0.04190 110 95 12 3
3448 Now batting... all the way from the Paleolithic.... 1.1636 0.03986 110 94 14 2
3449 This game really rocks. 1.1636 0.03986 110 94 14 2
3450 Wait till you see whose on deck 1.1636 0.04190 110 95 12 3
3451 Hey, Slugger, you forgot your batting helmet. 1.1636 0.04385 110 96 10 4
3452 Robert Redford was more convincing 1.1636 0.03771 110 93 16 1
3453 Hey batter, you're gonna cave, man 1.1636 0.04385 110 96 10 4
3454 didn't I tell you it was better than the wheel and fire. 1.1636 0.03986 110 94 14 2
3455 Why do you even bother trying to read the signs? 1.1636 0.03986 110 94 14 2
3456 I’m guessing you’re more a power than contact hitter. 1.1636 0.04385 110 96 10 4
3457 This isn’t car insurance, Gary. You don’t get to be better than me at everything. 1.1636 0.03986 110 94 14 2
3458 Gort run home. 1.1636 0.03986 110 94 14 2
3459 You'll never get around on his fastball with that bat. 1.1636 0.04385 110 96 10 4
3460 We play "on" ball clubs We don't play "with" ball clubs. 1.1636 0.03986 110 94 14 2
3461 "That's funny-you don't look like Teddy Roosevelt." '" 1.1636 0.03986 110 94 14 2
3462 Our throwback uniforms are from the Steroid Era. What era are yours from? 1.1636 0.04190 110 95 12 3
3463 After long and careful consideration, Zugg was confident the crouching, masked man was trying to communicate something. 1.1636 0.03986 110 94 14 2
3464 Nothing personal but I think this throwback uniform thing has gone too far 1.1636 0.03986 110 94 14 2
3465 Congrats to your agent. The press is going nuts. 1.1636 0.04385 110 96 10 4
3466 Your club and mine are very different. 1.1636 0.04190 110 95 12 3
3467 Just crush it. 1.1636 0.04190 110 95 12 3
3468 I am really getting tired of this unkempt beard look. 1.1636 0.03986 110 94 14 2
3469 Lost the contract negotiations, didn't you? 1.1636 0.04190 110 95 12 3
3470 I told you there is more to Life than just hunting and gathering. 1.1636 0.03543 110 92 18 0
3471 So what's the strategy here, Dave?" "Well, with two outs and a base open, I think you take the club out of his hand and take your chances with Oof Boof. 1.1636 0.04190 110 95 12 3
3472 PEDs are really ruining this game... 1.1636 0.04190 110 95 12 3
3473 No balls, strikes, plates? Just want heads. 1.1636 0.04190 110 95 12 3
3474 I think your bat is a tad over 2.61 inches in diameter and 42 inches in length. 1.1636 0.04190 110 95 12 3
3475 It's not rocket science. 1.1636 0.03986 110 94 14 2
3476 They tell me you're with the Tigers. 1.1636 0.03543 110 92 18 0
3477 You can take the mask off now. I know its you Yogi. The pinstripes gave you away. 1.1636 0.03986 110 94 14 2
3478 Do you know the signs? 1.1636 0.04571 110 97 8 5
3479 hipsters... 1.1636 0.03771 110 93 16 1
3480 What, are you some kind of fashionista? 1.1636 0.03771 110 93 16 1
3481 Where's the "bull pen"? 1.1636 0.03986 110 94 14 2
3482 So you're the pinch hitter who's been chilling in the clubhouse. 1.1636 0.03771 110 93 16 1
3483 Yes, I understand, but normally we use the ball more than once. 1.1636 0.03771 110 93 16 1
3484 I don't care where you came from, the umpire won't let you bat unless you're properly dressed and are carrying a Louisville Slugger. 1.1636 0.03771 110 93 16 1
3485 What do you mean slugging percentage is over-rated? 1.1636 0.04190 110 95 12 3
3486 Sorry, dude, that's not a regulation bat. 1.1636 0.03771 110 93 16 1
3487 Trust me, I'm known for the best club hit in town! 1.1636 0.04190 110 95 12 3
3488 Ork, long time no see. 1.1636 0.04190 110 95 12 3
3489 If I'm supposed to swing at the ball, I'd suggest you move back a bit. 1.1636 0.03986 110 94 14 2
3490 Just up from Triple A, right? 1.1636 0.04190 110 95 12 3
3491 I don't think you're taking those human growth hormones correctly! 1.1636 0.04190 110 95 12 3
3492 A curveball? Haven't you heard those went the way of the dinosaur? It's all velocity now. 1.1636 0.03986 110 94 14 2
3493 You’re experiencing what is known as déjà vu. 1.1636 0.03986 110 94 14 2
3494 Let Nate Silver factor in club size. 1.1636 0.04190 110 95 12 3
3495 I don't think it's your time to bat quite yet 1.1636 0.04385 110 96 10 4
3496 I best at hit ball. Everyone know it," Donald Thump announced to the catcher 1.1636 0.04385 110 96 10 4
3497 No doubt, folks..the D.H. has extended Kroc's career.. 1.1636 0.03986 110 94 14 2
3498 Don't get mad at me if his first pitch is a close shave." 1.1636 0.04385 110 96 10 4
3499 I heard you were a throwback kind of player. 1.1636 0.04571 110 97 8 5
3500 Thats not a regulation bat! 1.1636 0.03986 110 94 14 2
3501 You know, I batted .300 in the Triple Cave league last year. 1.1636 0.03543 110 92 18 0
3502 So, Pro-Magnon now? 1.1636 0.04385 110 96 10 4
3503 Didn't think he would take the paleo diet so seriously 1.1636 0.03771 110 93 16 1
3504 Yeah, yesh, rock on. Whatever. 1.1636 0.04190 110 95 12 3
3505 If you plan on sliding into home, you're going to need to wear something under that. 1.1636 0.03986 110 94 14 2
3506 The guys in the man cave sent me out...they're busy discussing a round thing they call a baseball. 1.1636 0.04385 110 96 10 4
3507 Batter's up. Finally. I've been waiting for ages. 1.1636 0.03986 110 94 14 2
3508 Look who it is: ‘Wheels’, the fire starting pinch hitter.” 1.1636 0.04385 110 96 10 4
3509 Is it true you used to play back in the day? 1.1636 0.03771 110 93 16 1
3510 And I'M saying the designated hitter rule makes for more exciting play! 1.1636 0.04190 110 95 12 3
3511 You're out of uniform. 1.1636 0.03771 110 93 16 1
3512 At least your bat got bigger after you switched to paleo. 1.1636 0.03986 110 94 14 2
3513 How long have you been the designated clubber for the New York Neanderthals ? 1.1636 0.04571 110 97 8 5
3514 The designated batter finally comes to the senior league. 1.1636 0.04190 110 95 12 3
3515 Meathead means something different in our time 1.1636 0.03986 110 94 14 2
3516 Watch out. This next guy’s a real Neanderthal. 1.1636 0.03771 110 93 16 1
3517 Cleveland rebranding? 1.1636 0.04385 110 96 10 4
3518 Wrong place buddy. This is the minors. You're definitely mesolithic league material. 1.1636 0.04190 110 95 12 3
3519 Right. If you miss the rock 3 times you go back to the dugout-uh, I mean cave. 1.1636 0.03771 110 93 16 1
3520 Batting helmets are now required? Boy, the game as evolved. 1.1636 0.03986 110 94 14 2
3521 No, the pitcher brings the heat - not the fire. 1.1636 0.03986 110 94 14 2
3522 If you get another hit don't club the 1st baseman again. 1.1636 0.03986 110 94 14 2
3523 Aren't you taking Paleo a bit too far? 1.1636 0.04385 110 96 10 4
3524 Throwback day was yesterday. 1.1636 0.03986 110 94 14 2
3525 Get used to it, chief--you're not in the bush leagues anymore. 1.1636 0.03986 110 94 14 2
3526 I understand there is talk of a 20 second pitch clock. 1.1636 0.03986 110 94 14 2
3527 all balls no strikes 1.1636 0.04571 110 97 8 5
3528 Ah, so you're the opposing team's pinch clubber! 1.1636 0.04190 110 95 12 3
3529 You made the big club now, huh? 1.1636 0.04190 110 95 12 3
3530 Any experience hitting things with the bat? 1.1636 0.03771 110 93 16 1
3531 You wave hands, say slow throw. Me hit ball or hit you. 1.1636 0.04385 110 96 10 4
3532 I may not know how to play the game, but I know how to use this bat. 1.1636 0.04385 110 96 10 4
3533 I'm making America's pastime great again. 1.1636 0.04385 110 96 10 4
3534 Go get 'em Slugger! 1.1636 0.04190 110 95 12 3
3535 I’m guessing you got here without going through the farm system. 1.1636 0.03986 110 94 14 2
3536 Since when are you on the Paleo diet? 1.1636 0.04190 110 95 12 3
3537 C'mon.....This is so easy...... 1.1636 0.04385 110 96 10 4
3538 It's a fastball, please don't hurt me. 1.1636 0.03986 110 94 14 2
3539 Show me where it says that in the rule books. 1.1636 0.03986 110 94 14 2
3540 Oh please, I invented foul balls. 1.1636 0.03986 110 94 14 2
3541 The idea is not to club the ball and then eat it. 1.1636 0.03771 110 93 16 1
3542 Finally brought you up from the less then minimum pay miners leagues. 1.1636 0.03771 110 93 16 1
3543 I beg your pardon. But I was told that this was going to be a manly game of cricket-whack-em. 1.1636 0.04190 110 95 12 3
3544 I didn’t know the Mets were this desperate for hitters. 1.1636 0.04190 110 95 12 3
3545 My records always have an asterisk... 1.1636 0.04385 110 96 10 4
3546 He has a mean knuckle-dragger ball. 1.1636 0.04190 110 95 12 3
3547 Your skull may be thick but you STILL have to wear a protective hat! 1.1636 0.04385 110 96 10 4
3548 Weren't you on the last Red's team to make it to the series? 1.1636 0.03986 110 94 14 2
3549 I prefer wooden bats. 1.1636 0.03771 110 93 16 1
3550 Your uniform is a lot cooler than mine, but I don't your bat is regulation." 1.1636 0.03986 110 94 14 2
3551 Wait 'til you see the size of the ball. 1.1636 0.04190 110 95 12 3
3552 This game is so slow it feels like we're going backwards 1.1636 0.04385 110 96 10 4
3553 Sir, I'm not sure that qualifies as a bat... 1.1636 0.03771 110 93 16 1
3554 Hey, welcome back. I thought you retired about 40,000 years ago. 1.1636 0.04190 110 95 12 3
3555 I'm definitely asking the ump to check that thing for pine tar. 1.1636 0.03986 110 94 14 2
3556 Looks like this game just became Pangea's pastime. 1.1636 0.04190 110 95 12 3
3557 Brain? No need protection! 1.1636 0.04385 110 96 10 4
3558 No shoes, no up at bat. 1.1636 0.03986 110 94 14 2
3559 Global Warming has a lot to answer for. 1.1636 0.04190 110 95 12 3
3560 That’s a club. Try golf. 1.1636 0.04190 110 95 12 3
3561 Some of us come took longer than others to come up from the minors, I signed from the Neanderthal Prehistorics and you? 1.1636 0.04385 110 96 10 4
3562 My ancestors could have used that uniform. 1.1636 0.04190 110 95 12 3
3563 That's a really dumb thing to say with you "squatting" there! 1.1636 0.03771 110 93 16 1
3564 It's America's National Pastime, not Passst Time. 1.1636 0.03986 110 94 14 2
3565 Hit what ball? Grob here to hunt cubs and tigers! 1.1636 0.04190 110 95 12 3
3566 That bat is not regulation! 1.1619 0.04088 105 90 13 2
3567 Don't call me Babe and don't call me Ruth. I walk softly and carry a big stick; they call me Caveman Hank. 1.1607 0.04120 112 97 12 3
3568 What are you looking at me for, the ball's coming from the tall guy on the mound over there. 1.1604 0.03824 106 90 15 1
3569 Wow - usually it's just the fans that are prehistoric... 1.1589 0.04017 107 92 13 2
3570 Yes, “strike” and “hit” do normally mean the same thing. No, I don’t see any logic in how those terms evolved. How about you just stick to being a slugger instead of over-thinking everything? 1.1589 0.04017 107 92 13 2
3571 48 inch Brontosaurus drumstick. Good luck Neander. 1.1574 0.03758 108 92 15 1
3572 Wouldn't you rather play golf, Mr President? (And they said no one could out-Trump Trump.) 1.1574 0.04588 108 96 7 5
3573 I'm amazed the Yankees let you wear your own uniform! 1.1574 0.03758 108 92 15 1
3574 Sorry. I haven't seen her. 1.1574 0.03758 108 92 15 1
3575 Aren't you worried about getting athletes foot? 1.1574 0.04194 108 94 11 3
3576 Just called up from the Mesolithic? 1.1574 0.03758 108 92 15 1
3577 Me slugger! 1.1574 0.04194 108 94 11 3
3578 "I assume you don't know about the new shifts. 1.1574 0.03982 108 93 13 2
3579 Brushback pitch? Did you say brushback pitch? 1.1553 0.04083 103 89 12 2
3580 Let’s see if he can keep this prehistoric performance going. 1.1553 0.03843 103 88 14 1
3581 I'm the substitute outfielder....so don't give me that stare down! 1.1553 0.04310 103 90 10 3
3582 No Zog, I keep telling you, he’s gonna throw you a baseball, not a bison. 1.1524 0.04010 105 91 12 2
3583 1.That uniform is Era-ist. 2.Caveman-Schaveman, you players all look the same to me. 3.Let's get going, my dinosaur is double parked. 4.I wasn't challenging you, and yes I have seen the Geico commercials. 5.Sorry, Grog, that isn't a regulation bat. 1.1524 0.03775 105 90 14 1
3584 My "Night at the museum" costume party is AFTER the game Miles! 1.1524 0.04010 105 91 12 2
3585 Me like dead ball era too. 1.1524 0.04232 105 92 10 3
3586 Defying geologic time and all his life and death struggles in the minor leagues, Zog steps into the batters box for his first at bat in the major leagues. 1.1524 0.04010 105 91 12 2
3587 It was a regulation bat when I benched. 1.1524 0.03524 105 89 16 0
3588 If you hit it, remember to run! 1.1524 0.04444 105 93 8 4
3589 No, you've made a mistake - this is a BASEBALL club, not a CAVEMAN's club. 1.1524 0.04010 105 91 12 2
3590 Dad! What are you doing here?!? 1.1524 0.04232 105 92 10 3
3591 Um...you gotta face the pitcher, not me 1.1524 0.04232 105 92 10 3
3592 Due to climate change, a lot of the permafrost is melting. Good news: 42 thousand year old frozen worms have come back to life. Bad news: Defrosted caveman don't really get baseball. 1.1524 0.04010 105 91 12 2
3593 What mean, "Fried chicken not welcome on diamond." ? 1.1524 0.03524 105 89 16 0
3594 You’ve got it all wrong...No clubs, we’re the Cubs!! 1.1524 0.04444 105 93 8 4
3595 Hit... the BALL... Ogg... no, I can not be your mate... 1.1524 0.04010 105 91 12 2
3596 A bunt would be nice. 1.1524 0.04232 105 92 10 3
3597 I wonder what your cup looks like. 1.1524 0.04232 105 92 10 3
3598 You had the same issue in Savannah, Fred. The club needs your bat. 1.1524 0.03775 105 90 14 1
3599 We are playing Mudville, right? 1.1524 0.03775 105 90 14 1
3600 You need a regulation helmet. 1.1524 0.04232 105 92 10 3
3601 Did you read the rules? You are supposed to hit the ball out of the park and not out of the country. 1.1524 0.03775 105 90 14 1
3602 Love your vintage uniform. 1.1524 0.03775 105 90 14 1
3603 I really think a sacrifice bunt might work. 1.1524 0.04010 105 91 12 2
3604 You really took the whole Nostalgia Day theme seriously... 1.1524 0.04232 105 92 10 3
3605 I'm just here for my rehab assignment. 1.1524 0.04444 105 93 8 4
3606 The game has evolved since you last swung a club" 1.1524 0.03775 105 90 14 1
3607 Which minor league were you called up from? 1.1524 0.04010 105 91 12 2
3608 This home run doesn't lead to a cave. 1.1524 0.03775 105 90 14 1
3609 What rule carving have you been reading? 1.1524 0.04232 105 92 10 3
3610 Just pretend it's a pterodactyl egg. 1.1524 0.04010 105 91 12 2
3611 If your the President's phantom pinch hitter for his favorite team, we don't stand a chance of winning this world series. 1.1524 0.04010 105 91 12 2
3612 Okay, so you killed the ump - you still have to wear a batting helmet. 1.1524 0.04010 105 91 12 2
3613 I was told this is where a man could get a piece of cowhide. 1.1524 0.04010 105 91 12 2
3614 Are you sure you won't hit me" "Rahhhhh. 1.1524 0.04444 105 93 8 4
3615 Two mutton chops say you walk 1.1524 0.04010 105 91 12 2
3616 Couldn’t play til after the stone age. 1.1524 0.04232 105 92 10 3
3617 If I kill it can I drag it home? 1.1524 0.04444 105 93 8 4
3618 what's really crazy is were playing basketball. 1.1524 0.03775 105 90 14 1
3619 That bat looks a little illegal 1.1524 0.04010 105 91 12 2
3620 I am in uniform. 1.1524 0.03524 105 89 16 0
3621 The rose goes in the front, big guy 1.1524 0.04010 105 91 12 2
3622 I'm sure your bag will get here tomorrow 1.1524 0.04232 105 92 10 3
3623 You may be good with saber-toothed cats, but let’s see how you handle sabermetrics. 1.1524 0.04232 105 92 10 3
3624 remember when cavemen were, like, a super common trope and cultural object? but then that stopped, in like the 80s? hahaha you're so played out bitch 1.1524 0.03775 105 90 14 1
3625 You missed it. Old Timers Game was yesterday. 1.1524 0.03524 105 89 16 0
3626 Last off the bench doesn't mean you bat with the bench. 1.1500 0.03860 100 86 13 1
3627 Leading off for the Stonehenge Giants is shortstop Billy "Big Stick" Burns. 1.1471 0.03790 102 88 13 1
3628 You might want to choke up; he's throwing pretty hard today. 1.1471 0.04038 102 89 11 2
3629 Did you play for The Cavemen in the minors? 1.1471 0.04271 102 90 9 3
3630 How long have we been in extra innings? 1.1471 0.04038 102 89 11 2
3631 Just up from Carlsbad? 1.1471 0.03790 102 88 13 1
3632 I could really use a safe space right now. 1.1471 0.04271 102 90 9 3
3633 Sorry, how far back did you say you could hit it? 1.1471 0.04038 102 89 11 2
3634 Man, who dressed you? Where are your socks? 1.1471 0.04038 102 89 11 2
3635 I'm a little bit rusty. 1.1471 0.04038 102 89 11 2
3636 Ok, ready — let’s play stone 1.1471 0.03790 102 88 13 1
3637 Welcome to Jurassic ball park! 1.1471 0.03790 102 88 13 1
3638 Let’s paleo ball 1.1471 0.03790 102 88 13 1
3639 Charlie, here comes the deuce. When you learn how to speak of me, speak well. 1.1471 0.04038 102 89 11 2
3640 Arnold, did you get a new haircut and bat -- you are going all out for the final game. 1.1471 0.04038 102 89 11 2
3641 Ugh! means strike. Gah! means ball. 1.1471 0.03790 102 88 13 1
3642 You've got to work harder on the walk softly part 1.1471 0.04038 102 89 11 2
3643 Hey Oldtimer Wrigley Field's had lights since 1988. 1.1471 0.03790 102 88 13 1
3644 The original playoff beard. 1.1471 0.04271 102 90 9 3
3645 This paleo thing has gotten out of hand 1.1471 0.03790 102 88 13 1
3646 Back off on the steroids, Bam-Bam. 1.1471 0.03790 102 88 13 1
3647 Yea! Just got called up from the Neanderball League" 1.1471 0.04038 102 89 11 2
3648 Look, I appreciate the whole old-school look, but could you at least take a shower before your next at-bat? 1.1471 0.04271 102 90 9 3
3649 There's enough wood in that bat to make a dozen Louisville Sluggers 1.1471 0.04038 102 89 11 2
3650 It is America's pastime, after all. 1.1471 0.03790 102 88 13 1
3651 This club is hardly a performance enhancing instrument. 1.1471 0.04038 102 89 11 2
3652 So how are the Carlsbad Cavemen doing? 1.1471 0.04271 102 90 9 3
3653 I've only applied pine tar as delineated by MLB Rule 1.10(c). 1.1471 0.03790 102 88 13 1
3654 Please, no more called third strikes! 1.1471 0.04038 102 89 11 2
3655 Must have been a really long stint on the DL. 1.1471 0.03790 102 88 13 1
3656 Are you aware of the batter's interference rule, or just looking for the clubhouse? 1.1471 0.04038 102 89 11 2
3657 Our batting coach is getting back to basics. 1.1471 0.04271 102 90 9 3
3658 I'll think you'll find that mammoth meat is a banned substance. 1.1471 0.04271 102 90 9 3
3659 Me no dope 1.1471 0.04271 102 90 9 3
3660 Yes, this is Fenway but YOU are so not Mookie Betts ! 1.1471 0.04038 102 89 11 2
3661 Ok, it’s three strikes you’re out at the NEW ballgame. 1.1471 0.03524 102 87 15 0
3662 When they said to wear our throwbacks tonight, they didn't mean that far back. 1.1471 0.03790 102 88 13 1
3663 You're no Babe Ruth. 1.1471 0.04271 102 90 9 3
3664 I’m the one dressed correctly for the game. 1.1471 0.03790 102 88 13 1
3665 Remember, just hit the ball, not the pitcher. 1.1471 0.04038 102 89 11 2
3666 You not want him to pitch inside. 1.1471 0.03790 102 88 13 1
3667 Why Can't You Wear Pinstripes Like Everyone Else? 1.1471 0.04038 102 89 11 2
3668 I see you're playing it Old School. 1.1471 0.04038 102 89 11 2
3669 Gronk no have regulation bat. There, understand that? 1.1471 0.04271 102 90 9 3
3670 We got a new uniform sponsor. Abercrombie and Caveman. 1.1471 0.04271 102 90 9 3
3671 After this series, we play the Tigers. 1.1471 0.04038 102 89 11 2
3672 Let's see if a knuckle dragger can hit a knuckleball. 1.1471 0.03524 102 87 15 0
3673 OK, now the ball. It's the opposite of the umpire, so try to miss three times. 1.1471 0.03790 102 88 13 1
3674 Hey kid - this is the Show. We wear unis up here. 1.1471 0.04271 102 90 9 3
3675 Can't you use a regular bat? We're getting complaints out in the parking lot. 1.1471 0.04038 102 89 11 2
3676 How long have you been in the on deck circle 1.1471 0.03790 102 88 13 1
3677 A grand says you don't lay one down. 1.1471 0.04271 102 90 9 3
3678 I can teach you the very base of baseball! 1.1471 0.04038 102 89 11 2
3679 See this club? If you kneel you'll feel it on your gimpy legs. 1.1471 0.04271 102 90 9 3
3680 How on earth can you catch her in that get-up? 1.1471 0.04038 102 89 11 2
3681 Exactly how big do you think the ball is?? 1.1471 0.04038 102 89 11 2
3682 Bunt, hunt - either way, it's batter up! 1.1471 0.04271 102 90 9 3
3683 Sir, we need you to leave the field and return to the designated Club Seating. 1.1471 0.04038 102 89 11 2
3684 It’s a sign of the times. 1.1471 0.04038 102 89 11 2
3685 Zork want soft down middle - capisce? 1.1471 0.04271 102 90 9 3
3686 When coach said we were going hack to the basics I didn't know he meant literally! 1.1471 0.04271 102 90 9 3
3687 The field trials you're looking for are in the Bad Lands of South Dakota. 1.1471 0.04271 102 90 9 3
3688 Aren't you a bit old to be playing baseball? 1.1471 0.04038 102 89 11 2
3689 Does the word 'backswing' mean anything to you? 1.1471 0.04493 102 91 7 4
3690 The umpire has already checked for Pine Tar. 1.1471 0.04038 102 89 11 2
3691 These "theme days" at the park have really gotten out of hand... 1.1471 0.04038 102 89 11 2
3692 It's about time they brought you up to the Big League. 1.1471 0.03790 102 88 13 1
3693 Designated Hitter, huh? Do you know what a ball is? 1.1471 0.04271 102 90 9 3
3694 Tell your wife you were out hunting 1.1471 0.04271 102 90 9 3
3695 I see the beard, but that bat ain't regulation. 1.1471 0.04038 102 89 11 2
3696 I’ve been in the Minor Leagues forever ! 1.1471 0.04271 102 90 9 3
3697 You don't hit me, you hit the ball 1.1471 0.04271 102 90 9 3
3698 You silly Neanderthal, you have to dig a hole before you go! 1.1471 0.03790 102 88 13 1
3699 Don't give me 'ugga ugga'. You understand strike zones 1.1471 0.04271 102 90 9 3
3700 We'll pitch you low and away until your stance evolves 1.1471 0.03790 102 88 13 1
3701 Just call every pitch a ball and you'll be safe. 1.1471 0.03790 102 88 13 1
3702 Being called up from the minors is tough! 1.1471 0.04038 102 89 11 2
3703 How many extra innings is this? 1.1471 0.04038 102 89 11 2
3704 That ball's a lot harder to hit than a wooly mammoth, slugger. 1.1471 0.04038 102 89 11 2
3705 Been waiting long? 1.1471 0.04038 102 89 11 2
3706 You must be their new journeyman player I've heard about. 1.1471 0.04038 102 89 11 2
3707 Forget the diet and get back on steroids, man! 1.1471 0.04704 102 92 5 5
3708 Your bat and uniform may be different, but the beard and hairstyle are the same. 1.1471 0.04038 102 89 11 2
3709 If you don’t get some shoes, you’re about to experience the agony of defeat 1.1471 0.04271 102 90 9 3
3710 Get that left shoulder under your chin big man. 1.1471 0.04038 102 89 11 2
3711 I hope it's okay that I brought my own bat...I call it a "cheeto" 1.1471 0.03790 102 88 13 1
3712 Three grunts and you're out! 1.1471 0.03790 102 88 13 1
3713 I’ll watch the strikes. You watch the balls! 1.1471 0.04271 102 90 9 3
3714 "OK, next we'll try an under-handed lob." 1.1471 0.04271 102 90 9 3
3715 Just a beard is so mainstream. 1.1471 0.03790 102 88 13 1
3716 The K is backwards. Not you. Kc. KK...backwards K. ‘K? 1.1471 0.04271 102 90 9 3
3717 Sorry, I don't catch boulders. 1.1471 0.04038 102 89 11 2
3718 And tomorrow is Renaissance day 1.1471 0.04038 102 89 11 2
3719 Welcome to the Majors. It is a step up from that Stone Age league you came from. 1.1471 0.04038 102 89 11 2
3720 Stonewalling the catcher. 1.1471 0.04038 102 89 11 2
3721 I don't care how thick your skull is. You need to wear a helmet! 1.1471 0.03790 102 88 13 1
3722 Hey...you're the free agent with special dress and equipment clauses. Played last season for the Wooly Mamaths in France. Let me move back a bit."th 1.1471 0.03524 102 87 15 0
3723 No mammoths here. 1.1471 0.04038 102 89 11 2
3724 You look like a sitting duck to me" 1.1471 0.04038 102 89 11 2
3725 You know a good spot for beef steak tartare in this town? 1.1471 0.03790 102 88 13 1
3726 Next up, The Great Bam-Bam-bino!” 1.1471 0.04271 102 90 9 3
3727 Don't you think you guys are going to far with your throw-back uniforms. ' 1.1471 0.04271 102 90 9 3
3728 Batting cleanup, I believe in walking softly and carrying a big stick. 1.1471 0.03790 102 88 13 1
3729 So it's true you're having a ball with the baseball club 1.1471 0.03790 102 88 13 1
3730 Go right ahead- take your base. 1.1471 0.04271 102 90 9 3
3731 Yes, it is a solid wood bat, and yes, it is a Louisville Slugger. 1.1471 0.03524 102 87 15 0
3732 Your retro uniforms sure are serious this year. 1.1471 0.03790 102 88 13 1
3733 Geez, I can’t tell whether DH has evolved or devolved! 1.1471 0.04038 102 89 11 2
3734 Anouncer: “and in the top of the 1300bc, from team homosapiens its homo-troglodytes taking on Smilodon of team carnivores” 1.1471 0.04271 102 90 9 3
3735 When man on small hill throw rock, you wait-- three times. Then free wildebeest meat yours. 1.1471 0.04271 102 90 9 3
3736 We're going to be in big trouble if we have to wait for you to invent running. 1.1471 0.04271 102 90 9 3
3737 They really got to cap the extra innings rule. 1.1471 0.04493 102 91 7 4
3738 Is that bat a pleistocine slugger? 1.1471 0.03790 102 88 13 1
3739 I see the Designated Homo sapien has arrived. 1.1471 0.04038 102 89 11 2
3740 So this is what they meant by “back to basics” 1.1471 0.03790 102 88 13 1
3741 Sorry, pal. Old Timer's Day for your league was 20,000 years ago. 1.1471 0.04271 102 90 9 3
3742 They said a guy just got called up. I thought they meant ‘minors’ not ‘Paleolithic.’ 1.1471 0.04493 102 91 7 4
3743 Looks like you lost a few.” “Thanks, been trying that me diet everyone raves about.” 1.1471 0.04271 102 90 9 3
3744 I guess the Mets have completely given up this year. 1.1471 0.04271 102 90 9 3
3745 Do you know of any good vegan restaurants? 1.1471 0.03790 102 88 13 1
3746 Why can't you just paint caves like the others? 1.1471 0.03790 102 88 13 1
3747 the Denigrated hitter 1.1471 0.03790 102 88 13 1
3748 Where did you get that? Out of the bat cave? 1.1471 0.03790 102 88 13 1
3749 Hope the caveman diet pays off. 1.1471 0.04038 102 89 11 2
3750 After you hit the ball, you're supposed to run. 1.1471 0.03524 102 87 15 0
3751 Hey rookie-just up from the bush league? 1.1471 0.04038 102 89 11 2
3752 I agree,the throw back uniform thing has gotten out of hand. But at least the beard craze works with this one.. 1.1471 0.04038 102 89 11 2
3753 Hey buddy, You aren't in uniform! 1.1471 0.03790 102 88 13 1
3754 I was in the minors FOREVER! I finally got the call to report to Jurassic Park. 1.1471 0.04271 102 90 9 3
3755 The idiot told me to bunt. 1.1471 0.03790 102 88 13 1
3756 Okay, big fella. Let's see if the cave man diet works. 1.1471 0.03790 102 88 13 1
3757 Here’s a clue: we are never safe. 1.1471 0.03790 102 88 13 1
3758 Don't you hate Throwback Night? 1.1471 0.03790 102 88 13 1
3759 I am here to speed up the game. This is where I kill you. 1.1471 0.04271 102 90 9 3
3760 Yes, the garlic fries are really good here. 1.1471 0.03790 102 88 13 1
3761 Take a walk! 1.1471 0.04038 102 89 11 2
3762 Cork in the bat? That's at least a century away! 1.1471 0.04038 102 89 11 2
3763 No, I don't know Fred Flintstone. 1.1471 0.03790 102 88 13 1
3764 I heard our society was devolving, but this is ridiculous 1.1471 0.03790 102 88 13 1
3765 To recap, it's the bottom of the grunt, there are 2 grunts on, and you're down by 3 grunts. 1.1471 0.04271 102 90 9 3
3766 I hear they call you the Bamm-Bammbino. 1.1471 0.03524 102 87 15 0
3767 Love the new uniform but the bat's not regulation. 1.1471 0.03790 102 88 13 1
3768 Are you a member of the other club? 1.1471 0.04038 102 89 11 2
3769 Ghaardurv was on the ice so long, he figured he'd try another sport. 1.1471 0.04271 102 90 9 3
3770 Not that kinda club. 1.1471 0.03790 102 88 13 1
3771 You hit me with that thing and you will be out forever! 1.1471 0.03790 102 88 13 1
3772 Club the ball and then run like your life depends on it. 1.1471 0.04038 102 89 11 2
3773 Hey, you're slimming down. Paleo? 1.1471 0.03790 102 88 13 1
3774 I'd suggest a bunt. 1.1471 0.04038 102 89 11 2
3775 I know you it wouldn’t matter if you got hit, but you should put on a helmet. 1.1471 0.04271 102 90 9 3
3776 The whole 'Fear the Beard' thing was bad enough, but those throwback uniforms are a bit too much, Dustin. 1.1471 0.04038 102 89 11 2
3777 If A-Rod makes it in the hall, they’ve gotta let me in... right 1.1471 0.04038 102 89 11 2
3778 I never thought I'd get the chance to play against Babe Ruth! 1.1471 0.04271 102 90 9 3
3779 Love the retro uniform look! 1.1471 0.03790 102 88 13 1
3780 You know, this may appear as collusion. 1.1471 0.04493 102 91 7 4
3781 Does the name “Abner Doubleday” mean anything to you? 1.1471 0.04493 102 91 7 4
3782 Me think future lame 1.1471 0.04038 102 89 11 2
3783 Yeah ...the signs haven't evolved much. 1.1471 0.03524 102 87 15 0
3784 And then I do what? 1.1471 0.04271 102 90 9 3
3785 I've waited EONS to be intentionally walked with just a nod. 1.1471 0.04493 102 91 7 4
3786 Ok. So baseball is a game from an earlier era. 1.1471 0.04038 102 89 11 2
3787 Wow, that Paleo thing is really working for you. 1.1471 0.03790 102 88 13 1
3788 Yes, I know they said it's a club sport, but..... 1.1471 0.03524 102 87 15 0
3789 Yeah, I got it at the clubhouse. Very funny. 1.1471 0.04038 102 89 11 2
3790 I'm pretty sure knocking the ump out of the park will not go over well. 1.1471 0.04038 102 89 11 2
3791 No cork, right? 1.1471 0.04038 102 89 11 2
3792 Is that a leather uniform?" "Yeah, it fits like a glove. 1.1471 0.04271 102 90 9 3
3793 Yes. You're the big slugger. 1.1471 0.04038 102 89 11 2
3794 You haven't evolved past this. 1.1471 0.04038 102 89 11 2
3795 Told to hit one over the fence. What is fence? 1.1471 0.03790 102 88 13 1
3796 Sorry, did we wake you? 1.1471 0.04038 102 89 11 2
3797 Hey, didn't a meteorite take your team out a while back? 1.1471 0.04038 102 89 11 2
3798 The off-the-shoulder fur is a nice look, but the batting helmet is mandatory. 1.1471 0.04038 102 89 11 2
3799 Okay, Fred Flintstone, I'm betting you yabba-dabba-don't. 1.1471 0.03790 102 88 13 1
3800 Is that an ORIGINAL Louisville Slugger? 1.1471 0.03790 102 88 13 1
3801 It's called a signal Mr. Trump, it's something we do in sports." 1.1471 0.04493 102 91 7 4
3802 Who's your Doc? I'd like some of that, too. 1.1471 0.03790 102 88 13 1
3803 President Trump would like you to stand for the National Anthem. Are we going to have a problem?" 1.1471 0.04271 102 90 9 3
3804 I'm on a winning streak. I suggest you be careful. 1.1471 0.03790 102 88 13 1
3805 I guess you Mets will try anything at this point, huh? 1.1471 0.04493 102 91 7 4
3806 If you don't swat the little round object, it will attack you. 1.1471 0.04038 102 89 11 2
3807 Hey buddy, you need to go put on a batting helmet ! 1.1471 0.03790 102 88 13 1
3808 I'm afraid your bat isn't the official standard, sir"! "Where I come from, there are no officials left." 1.1471 0.03790 102 88 13 1
3809 Do you know there are bat weight restrictions? 1.1471 0.04038 102 89 11 2
3810 I only work for football players 1.1471 0.04038 102 89 11 2
3811 Yeah, I left that one behind: got my very own bat right here. 1.1471 0.04493 102 91 7 4
3812 You look familiar, have we met? 1.1471 0.04038 102 89 11 2
3813 That dugout might be a little too deep. 1.1471 0.04038 102 89 11 2
3814 You didn’t wanna use that other bat? 1.1471 0.04271 102 90 9 3
3815 It’s a fake pitcher. You can just steal the base. 1.1471 0.03790 102 88 13 1
3816 He trow ball at me, he dead! 1.1471 0.04271 102 90 9 3
3817 Catcher your friend—signal only hanging curveballs. 1.1471 0.04038 102 89 11 2
3818 Remember, this time it's the ball and not my head. 1.1471 0.04038 102 89 11 2
3819 His fastball is so easy, even you can do it. 1.1471 0.04271 102 90 9 3
3820 No Gronk, just because their team name is the Wooly Mammoths doesn't mean you get to club and eat them 1.1471 0.04038 102 89 11 2
3821 Yeah, I AM on that paleo-diet. Why do you ask? 1.1471 0.04038 102 89 11 2
3822 I hope you've discovered fire cause this guy's bringing the heat! 1.1471 0.03790 102 88 13 1
3823 You’d make a great Yankee. 1.1471 0.03790 102 88 13 1
3824 They don’t call me a slugger for nothing! 1.1471 0.04038 102 89 11 2
3825 I'LL HAVE THE BBQ WINGS WITH A SIDE OF MASHED POTATOES. 1.1471 0.04271 102 90 9 3
3826 How long have you been their pinch hitter? 1.1471 0.04038 102 89 11 2
3827 Aren’t you a little old for “make a wish “ 1.1471 0.04271 102 90 9 3
3828 The crowd roars as “Cave Ruth”, steps up to bat. 1.1471 0.03524 102 87 15 0
3829 Remember, try not to kill it 1.1471 0.03524 102 87 15 0
3830 I don't care how it used to be... you are supposed to take the guys out with the ball. 1.1471 0.03790 102 88 13 1
3831 Here’s a clue. I’m not going to bunt. 1.1471 0.04038 102 89 11 2
3832 You make me feel so overdressed. 1.1471 0.04038 102 89 11 2
3833 Wanna hang out after the game? 1.1471 0.04271 102 90 9 3
3834 You'll be alright bub. Raptors play a different sport altogether. 1.1471 0.04038 102 89 11 2
3835 FIGURES, ALL THOSE PLAYERS WITH BEARDS WOULD RESULT IN THIS 1.1471 0.04038 102 89 11 2
3836 Could I interest you in an intentional walk? 1.1471 0.04038 102 89 11 2
3837 Don't swing at me, OK? Get mad at that other guy and swing at whatever he throws in your general direction. 1.1471 0.04271 102 90 9 3
3838 Listen, old-timer: when a fan screams 'kill the ball,' they don't mean 'beat it to death.' 1.1471 0.03524 102 87 15 0
3839 Hey, You went out ages ago! 1.1471 0.04271 102 90 9 3
3840 I'm guessing signals will be lost on you. 1.1471 0.03790 102 88 13 1
3841 If you want to succeed, you have to evolve with the game. 1.1471 0.04038 102 89 11 2
3842 This sign means, "Hit him with the first pitch." 1.1471 0.04038 102 89 11 2
3843 The money must be good to bring you out of retirement. 1.1471 0.04704 102 92 5 5
3844 SABR-toothed metrics are really changing the game. 1.1471 0.04271 102 90 9 3
3845 No offense, but this is a pea-brain marketing scheme. 1.1471 0.04271 102 90 9 3
3846 Aim for his head Larry, this guy used to play for the mammoths. 1.1471 0.04038 102 89 11 2
3847 This is the first time an expansion club went backwards. 1.1471 0.03524 102 87 15 0
3848 Dad, what are you doing off your couch? 1.1471 0.04271 102 90 9 3
3849 You really got into this turn-back-the-clock thing, didn’t you? 1.1471 0.03524 102 87 15 0
3850 What farm team did you come from? 1.1471 0.04038 102 89 11 2
3851 I don't care if you club it or hit it. Just swing at the ball when it comes your way! 1.1471 0.04271 102 90 9 3
3852 No throwing the club, okay? 1.1471 0.03790 102 88 13 1
3853 Do I hit you? Is that why you're wearing protection? 1.1471 0.03524 102 87 15 0
3854 No, It doesn't stand for "Before Curveballs." 1.1471 0.03790 102 88 13 1
3855 Welcome to the big leagues - you’ve been in the minors forever! 1.1471 0.04038 102 89 11 2
3856 Everybody's gotta have a gimmick. 1.1471 0.03524 102 87 15 0
3857 So, tell me about this sandwich you came up with... 1.1471 0.04271 102 90 9 3
3858 Didn't that Time Machine Guy tell you the Wild Card game is in September? 1.1471 0.04038 102 89 11 2
3859 When are you going to evolve with the game? 1.1471 0.04038 102 89 11 2
3860 No, you can't hit the cover off the ball and use it as a hat. 1.1471 0.04038 102 89 11 2
3861 Take off the pine tar. 1.1471 0.04271 102 90 9 3
3862 You know this is not what they mean when they say "hitting one for the ages" 1.1471 0.03790 102 88 13 1
3863 Whatever it is, you catch it, I'll whack it, and we'll split it 50/50. 1.1471 0.04038 102 89 11 2
3864 yabadaba-don't 1.1471 0.03790 102 88 13 1
3865 Our next game is at Giants Stadium.. 1.1471 0.04271 102 90 9 3
3866 I certainly hope you’ve got on at least some boy shorts this time. 1.1471 0.03790 102 88 13 1
3867 You know, your really setting back the game! 1.1471 0.04038 102 89 11 2
3868 And did you notice that baby was crying through half of the game and I didn't get angry? Not once. Did you notice that? I didn't get angry once because I didn't want to insult the parents for not taking the kid out of the room! 1.1471 0.03790 102 88 13 1
3869 I just clobbered me a wild boar, what did you catch? 1.1471 0.04038 102 89 11 2
3870 Just hit the ball instead of hunting, and I promise you'll eat better than a brontosaurus burger. 1.1471 0.03790 102 88 13 1
3871 You must be that guy brought up from the Pro-Magnon league. 1.1471 0.04038 102 89 11 2
3872 Just relax and pretend the ball is a charging rhinoceros. 1.1471 0.04271 102 90 9 3
3873 NOW PINCH-HITTING FOR CHUCK GRANGER IS SHOELESS JOE VROGG 1.1471 0.04271 102 90 9 3
3874 As catcher, I WILL continue "taking a knee", 45!!!!!! 1.1471 0.04038 102 89 11 2
3875 Your team is on fire this year! 1.1471 0.04038 102 89 11 2
3876 No way you can hit a curve with that. 1.1471 0.04038 102 89 11 2
3877 I know it's Oldtimers Day but how many years did you play? 1.1471 0.04038 102 89 11 2
3878 It is Not a corked bat! 1.1471 0.04493 102 91 7 4
3879 An ash club works better for me than maple." 1.1471 0.04271 102 90 9 3
3880 How do you like those new see-thru spikes? 1.1471 0.03790 102 88 13 1
3881 No, no - I'm not gonna catch it so you can kill it. 1.1471 0.04038 102 89 11 2
3882 I wish these games evolved at a faster pace. 1.1471 0.03790 102 88 13 1
3883 How can you steal my signs when you can't read yet? 1.1471 0.04271 102 90 9 3
3884 "I like strikes not balls." 1.1471 0.04271 102 90 9 3
3885 Throwback uniform day is getting out of hand...... 1.1471 0.03790 102 88 13 1
3886 "This is taking "Turn Back the Clock" a bit too far. 1.1471 0.03524 102 87 15 0
3887 You know you can't use that if it has been corked. 1.1471 0.03790 102 88 13 1
3888 Don’t kill rock. Make rock fly. 1.1471 0.04038 102 89 11 2
3889 They just called him up from the stone age league. 1.1471 0.04271 102 90 9 3
3890 Yankees under new management, bro? 1.1471 0.03790 102 88 13 1
3891 Wow, these throwback uni's are getting out of hand. 1.1471 0.04038 102 89 11 2
3892 Don't look at me like that. My home run took 200,000 years to extinguish. 1.1471 0.03790 102 88 13 1
3893 Too many bad calls! The umpire is a real Neanderthal. 1.1471 0.03524 102 87 15 0
3894 OK, I guess it did work for Johnny Damon and Jayson Werth 1.1471 0.04038 102 89 11 2
3895 I thought BYOB meant bring your own bat. 1.1471 0.04493 102 91 7 4
3896 So you were with the Chauvet club before you got traded to Lascaux? 1.1471 0.04493 102 91 7 4
3897 I take it you're not a big fan of analytics. 1.1471 0.04271 102 90 9 3
3898 I guess you’ve been in the minors for a long time 1.1471 0.04271 102 90 9 3
3899 Yes, his curve ball is magic. 1.1471 0.03790 102 88 13 1
3900 See, I'm giving the pitcher the sign for walk. 1.1471 0.04271 102 90 9 3
3901 I tell you this every time you're up to bat. He's only allowed to throw baseballs to us... no live animals, no rival clan members... 1.1471 0.03790 102 88 13 1
3902 Yes, that was a third strike. 1.1471 0.03790 102 88 13 1
3903 Boy, that Paleo diet has done wonders! 1.1471 0.03790 102 88 13 1
3904 What I love about baseball is that any game can go on forever. 1.1471 0.03790 102 88 13 1
3905 You may want to talk to the union about your throwback uniform. 1.1471 0.03790 102 88 13 1
3906 They said "Batter up", not "Beat her up!" 1.1471 0.04038 102 89 11 2
3907 I see you're up with the Big Club. 1.1471 0.04038 102 89 11 2
3908 They're pin stripes, it's a Yankee thing. 1.1471 0.04271 102 90 9 3
3909 Yes you can hit the ball, but there are rules." 1.1471 0.03524 102 87 15 0
3910 Have you been in the dugout long? 1.1471 0.04038 102 89 11 2
3911 With the way your teammates are hitting, you’re carrying the club. 1.1471 0.04038 102 89 11 2
3912 See, there are these things called "glasses," and umpires always need them but never have them. 1.1471 0.03790 102 88 13 1
3913 Did they bring you up from the minors or just thaw you out? 1.1471 0.03790 102 88 13 1
3914 Don't take this personally, but I think it's time we repealed the designated-hitter rule. 1.1471 0.03790 102 88 13 1
3915 not my call.....it is still strike three.... 1.1471 0.04038 102 89 11 2
3916 I feel like anyone can grow a playoff beard, you know?” 1.1471 0.04038 102 89 11 2
3917 This team is seriouly wanting a win , hiring a sure hitter. 1.1471 0.04038 102 89 11 2
3918 I have no idea where your wife is, but that is not a legal bat. 1.1471 0.04038 102 89 11 2
3919 Let's see if I've got it. I club the ball to death, you dress it, and then serve it on the plate. 1.1471 0.03790 102 88 13 1
3920 Tell me again; why can't we use aluminum bats in the majors. 1.1471 0.04493 102 91 7 4
3921 You sure? He's got a mean back foot slider. 1.1471 0.03790 102 88 13 1
3922 So you're the new slugger I've heard about? 1.1471 0.04038 102 89 11 2
3923 Now up...Pinch, the Jurassic franchise’s top club hitter...looking toward the centerfield bleachers... 1.1471 0.04271 102 90 9 3
3924 As usual, instead of a home run, you caved. 1.1471 0.04704 102 92 5 5
3925 Let's hit a home run. 1.1471 0.04038 102 89 11 2
3926 No aluminum bats in the majors. 1.1471 0.04271 102 90 9 3
3927 You may have killed it in the minors , kid.... 1.1471 0.04271 102 90 9 3
3928 I told the time machine « ump fire » 1.1471 0.04493 102 91 7 4
3929 George Brett? Is that you? 1.1456 0.04001 103 90 11 2
3930 It seems like ages since it’s been your turn at bat! 1.1456 0.04232 103 91 9 3
3931 I bet you're batting a million B.C.! 1.1414 0.03801 99 86 12 1
3932 Your throwback jerseys are really old school. 1.1414 0.03801 99 86 12 1
3933 Tough uniform for Though-back Thursdays 1.1414 0.04543 99 89 6 4
3934 You do know it's a myth that growing it out will actually help you win the World Series, Flintstone. 1.1414 0.03801 99 86 12 1
3935 I trust you are aware that Sal the Barber is on the mound. 1.1414 0.03801 99 86 12 1
3936 Look, I'm not trying to psych you out. Trust me. If you're allergic to peanuts, don't eat the Cracker Jack. 1.1414 0.04310 99 88 8 3
3937 Look, I know this doesn't come easy for you nomads, but your team can't score unless you remember to return home. 1.1414 0.03801 99 86 12 1
3938 Not me. 1.1414 0.04064 99 87 10 2
3939 Aren’t you guys taking throwback day a little too far? 1.1414 0.04064 99 87 10 2
3940 Have you seen my club? 1.1414 0.04064 99 87 10 2
3941 I was gonna say, “welcome to the Club”. 1.1414 0.03801 99 86 12 1
3942 I'm sorry, but batting helmets aren't optional. 1.1414 0.04064 99 87 10 2
3943 The day random PED testing stopped being be so random. 1.1414 0.04310 99 88 8 3
3944 News Flash: he's not intimidated by the caveman schtick. 1.1414 0.04310 99 88 8 3
3945 I'd tell you he's throwing real fire tonight, but you have no idea what that means. 1.1414 0.04064 99 87 10 2
3946 Is that a Louisville Slugger? 1.1414 0.03801 99 86 12 1
3947 Dude, great throwback uni. 1.1414 0.03801 99 86 12 1
3948 I told them I ran from home. They tell me I would be helpful here! 1.1414 0.04064 99 87 10 2
3949 That’s it. I’m done with Throwback Nights. 1.1414 0.03801 99 86 12 1
3950 So -- how long were you in the minors ? 1.1414 0.03520 99 85 14 0
3951 So, how was your day? 1.1414 0.04064 99 87 10 2
3952 Just up from the farm club? 1.1414 0.03520 99 85 14 0
3953 Why are you speaking so softly? 1.1414 0.04310 99 88 8 3
3954 Most of my career has been in the minor leagues. 1.1414 0.03801 99 86 12 1
3955 Well, if isn’t Fred Flintstone! Glad you finally got called up from the minors! 1.1414 0.03801 99 86 12 1
3956 The game ain't what it used to be. 1.1414 0.03520 99 85 14 0
3957 Throwback uniform day? 1.1414 0.03520 99 85 14 0
3958 That last pitch was a hell of a brush-back, huh? 1.1414 0.04064 99 87 10 2
3959 Hey catcher. How your wife and Ook's kids? 1.1414 0.04064 99 87 10 2
3960 We need to get you in the players union. 1.1414 0.03801 99 86 12 1
3961 Actually, we don't hit rocks anymore. You'll need a smaller bat. 1.1414 0.03520 99 85 14 0
3962 The itchy uniform doesn't mean you can club the pitcher. 1.1414 0.04064 99 87 10 2
3963 I’m all Paleo now. It’s an Alex Geurrero thing. 1.1414 0.04064 99 87 10 2
3964 Take it back to the clubhouse. 1.1414 0.03801 99 86 12 1
3965 Club level? Sure, behind you. 1.1414 0.03801 99 86 12 1
3966 Yall are taking this throwback thing too far. 1.1414 0.03801 99 86 12 1
3967 Ted's Halloween costumes were always guaranteed to be a big hit. 1.1414 0.03801 99 86 12 1
3968 Sure it's legal: it's the new "Me Too" model from Louisville Slugger. 1.1414 0.04310 99 88 8 3
3969 I hear you’re ‘batting 1000’ ‘BC 1.1414 0.04064 99 87 10 2
3970 Tonight? Sure, but the bouncer won't approve that outfit. 1.1414 0.04064 99 87 10 2
3971 Wow! Best throwback uniform ever! 1.1414 0.04310 99 88 8 3
3972 Hmmph. Rookies...! 1.1414 0.03520 99 85 14 0
3973 You one arm batters are a disgrace to the game! 1.1414 0.04064 99 87 10 2
3974 Move up in the box 1.1414 0.04310 99 88 8 3
3975 Hey batter batter batter, don't swing batter batter. 1.1414 0.04064 99 87 10 2
3976 He’ll throw it again, but this time try hitting it, not him? 1.1414 0.03801 99 86 12 1
3977 Forget this; wait till you see the Jaybirds' new uniforms." 1.1414 0.04064 99 87 10 2
3978 Does Paleo really work as well as steroids? 1.1414 0.04064 99 87 10 2
3979 You Barbarians really went all out on the uniforms, huh? 1.1414 0.04064 99 87 10 2
3980 It’s our Paleo uniform. 1.1414 0.03801 99 86 12 1
3981 I play for the Washington DC Cavemen 1.1414 0.04310 99 88 8 3
3982 Can I interest you in the tools of ignorance? 1.1414 0.03520 99 85 14 0
3983 Purists... 1.1414 0.04064 99 87 10 2
3984 Sorry, it’s not Old Timer’s Day. 1.1414 0.03801 99 86 12 1
3985 The paleo diet seems to be working! 1.1414 0.04310 99 88 8 3
3986 Wow! I haven't seen a Dick Neanderthal model in years. 1.1414 0.04064 99 87 10 2
3987 I'm just saying- maybe you've taken the playoff beard concept too far. 1.1414 0.03801 99 86 12 1
3988 Vyou couldn't hit the broadside of a barn with that thingcouldn't hit the broadside of a barn with that thing 1.1414 0.04310 99 88 8 3
3989 Didn't I see you in a Geico commercial? 1.1414 0.04310 99 88 8 3
3990 So, you're the new pinch hitter I've heard so much about. 1.1414 0.03801 99 86 12 1
3991 Size queen... 1.1414 0.03801 99 86 12 1
3992 I’m gonna hit a cave run. 1.1414 0.03801 99 86 12 1
3993 Man! The guys out there are caveman! 1.1414 0.04064 99 87 10 2
3994 Listen Bam-Bam, this ain't Neander-ball 1.1414 0.04310 99 88 8 3
3995 No, the Dead Ball Era came after the Mesozoic Era but before the Live Ball Era 1.1414 0.04310 99 88 8 3
3996 You still have a weak ball club. 1.1414 0.03801 99 86 12 1
3997 I didn’t think The Neanderthals made it to post-season play. 1.1414 0.04064 99 87 10 2
3998 Throwback Night, and I'm sincerely glad to be on the Mets. 1.1414 0.03520 99 85 14 0
3999 It’s an honor to play with a Major League club. 1.1414 0.03801 99 86 12 1
4000 They said it was casual Friday. 1.1414 0.04064 99 87 10 2
4001 You can't play without regulation shoes! 1.1414 0.03801 99 86 12 1
4002 Sorry, bud, we don't have an alley-oop play in baseball. 1.1414 0.04064 99 87 10 2
4003 I have no idea why my wife left me. 1.1414 0.04064 99 87 10 2
4004 You must be a power hitter. 1.1414 0.04310 99 88 8 3
4005 The clubhouse is behind the dugout. 1.1414 0.04064 99 87 10 2
4006 So, I guess you’re batting cleanup? 1.1414 0.03520 99 85 14 0
4007 Watch out -- he's throwing fire today! 1.1414 0.03520 99 85 14 0
4008 This isn't where I parked my car. 1.1414 0.03801 99 86 12 1
4009 Throwback uniforms are the worst 1.1414 0.03801 99 86 12 1
4010 Your team has really gone overboard on these retro uniforms! 1.1414 0.04310 99 88 8 3
4011 No, the other kind of WAR 1.1414 0.03801 99 86 12 1
4012 Still no pitch-clock? 1.1414 0.04310 99 88 8 3
4013 I thought the Mets retired that uniform the last time you won a world series? 1.1414 0.04064 99 87 10 2
4014 You have taken this Paleo diet thing way too far. 1.1414 0.04064 99 87 10 2
4015 I'll give you a slugger, alright. 1.1414 0.04310 99 88 8 3
4016 We were thinking of a different kind of baseball club.. 1.1414 0.03520 99 85 14 0
4017 Well, look who was finally called up from the Paleolithic leagues. 1.1414 0.03801 99 86 12 1
4018 Jeez, the Yankees really aren't leaving much talent to the other teams. 1.1414 0.04310 99 88 8 3
4019 Chill: When I called your manager a Neanderthal, I was just joking! 1.1414 0.04064 99 87 10 2
4020 Let's see if you can hit a hairy knuckleball. 1.1414 0.03801 99 86 12 1
4021 I'll start a fire right here 1.1414 0.03520 99 85 14 0
4022 You part mammoth? Hair must be blocking eye. 1.1414 0.04310 99 88 8 3
4023 A bat out of hell? Is that what you are afraid of? 1.1414 0.03801 99 86 12 1
4024 It wasn't a good idea for Johnny to explain to him that he's out after 3 strikes. 1.1414 0.04064 99 87 10 2
4025 Our GM is still using “Barterball” to put together the roster. 1.1414 0.03801 99 86 12 1
4026 enough of these throwback uniforms ! 1.1414 0.04310 99 88 8 3
4027 It's "Old Timers Day" at Yankee Stadium. 1.1414 0.03801 99 86 12 1
4028 It'll take a mammoth effort now to win 1.1414 0.03801 99 86 12 1
4029 There's no squatting in baseball! 1.1414 0.04064 99 87 10 2
4030 As long as it's not corked. 1.1414 0.03801 99 86 12 1
4031 You sure that bat is regulation? 1.1414 0.03801 99 86 12 1
4032 Hey, how's it going, Ook? What did you have in mind today, fast ball? Slider? Curve? I'll order it right up for ya! 1.1414 0.03801 99 86 12 1
4033 Threw way back for the throwback uniforms huh? 1.1414 0.03801 99 86 12 1
4034 So I hear you're a five primitive stone tool player. 1.1414 0.03801 99 86 12 1
4035 Ball 4. OK.You may take our base. 1.1414 0.03801 99 86 12 1
4036 What do you mean his high heat is like 'fire'? 1.1414 0.04310 99 88 8 3
4037 If Steinbrenner was alive to see what happened to the Yankees...?! 1.1414 0.04310 99 88 8 3
4038 Tools of ignorance,right? 1.1414 0.04064 99 87 10 2
4039 Looks like pine tar on your pine tree. 1.1414 0.04310 99 88 8 3
4040 Your slugging percentage doesn't go up just because you use a club. 1.1414 0.03801 99 86 12 1
4041 Okay Ork. He knows the squeeze bunt's coming. 1.1414 0.04064 99 87 10 2
4042 Don’t start me with,’Who’s on first...who’s on second...’ 1.1414 0.03801 99 86 12 1
4043 I thought you were more of an artsy type. 1.1414 0.03801 99 86 12 1
4044 No, Moog. That's not what's meant by a ball club. 1.1414 0.03801 99 86 12 1
4045 Has that bat been tested for corking? 1.1414 0.03801 99 86 12 1
4046 Sure, you may have won the Home Run Contest, but Dude, this guy throws some serious junk! 1.1414 0.04310 99 88 8 3
4047 Is paleo working for you? 1.1414 0.03801 99 86 12 1
4048 Throw-back Thursdays has gone too far. 1.1414 0.04064 99 87 10 2
4049 I’ll bet your Sabermetrics are off the charts. 1.1414 0.04310 99 88 8 3
4050 Forget your helmet? 1.1414 0.04064 99 87 10 2
4051 If we're playing by Lascaux rules, you've gotta at least lose the shin guards, bro. 1.1414 0.04064 99 87 10 2
4052 How's that throw-back uniform day working for you? 1.1414 0.03801 99 86 12 1
4053 You can definitely play! Everyone is welcome. 1.1414 0.04543 99 89 6 4
4054 How about this? You cool it with the 'paleo-diet' jokes and I won't find out how that mask holds up against this bat? 1.1414 0.03801 99 86 12 1
4055 If that's not a throwback uniform, than you really are a hipster. 1.1414 0.03801 99 86 12 1
4056 One more homer and this will be a 500 club. 1.1414 0.04064 99 87 10 2
4057 No batter, no batter, seriously, no batter! 1.1354 0.03511 96 83 13 0
4058 I won't need cleats. 1.1354 0.03810 96 84 11 1
4059 Don't even try reading my signs." 1.1354 0.04088 96 85 9 2
4060 I knew doping was a thing, but didn't realize cryonomics was. 1.1354 0.03810 96 84 11 1
4061 My pitcher's ERA is 2.19. What's yours? 1.1354 0.04088 96 85 9 2
4062 Say that again. 1.1354 0.03810 96 84 11 1
4063 So you just moved up from the Paleo League? 1.1354 0.03810 96 84 11 1
4064 When do I bat you? 1.1354 0.03511 96 83 13 0
4065 I think this is the beginning of a beautiful franchise for you and your sidekick Robin. 1.1354 0.04348 96 86 7 3
4066 You're supposed to knock the BALL out of the park, not the pitcher. 1.1354 0.03810 96 84 11 1
4067 What do you wearing, mister? Where is the cowhide I brought you? 1.1354 0.04348 96 86 7 3
4068 If I told him to fire one over the plate, would you even understand? 1.1354 0.03511 96 83 13 0
4069 Really! That's your team's new outfit? 1.1354 0.03810 96 84 11 1
4070 One more way inside like that, and you'll get to join my club. 1.1354 0.03810 96 84 11 1
4071 This is the best player they got? 1.1354 0.03810 96 84 11 1
4072 I guess you figured the bare feet took care of the "walk softly" part. 1.1354 0.04088 96 85 9 2
4073 Give me some heat 1.1354 0.03810 96 84 11 1
4074 'Well, you know it's not corked." 1.1354 0.03511 96 83 13 0
4075 Remember, you're hitting it OUT not DOWN! 1.1354 0.04348 96 86 7 3
4076 The first pitch better be a fastball down the middle or I'm going to knock you back to the Stone Age. 1.1354 0.04348 96 86 7 3
4077 Is that one of those new Cretaceous Slugger bats? 1.1354 0.04088 96 85 9 2
4078 I forgot the sign for "Wild Batter" 1.1354 0.04088 96 85 9 2
4079 Is this the clubbing scene? 1.1354 0.04088 96 85 9 2
4080 Great. Knocked out in Jurassic Park. 1.1354 0.03511 96 83 13 0
4081 Did that club keep the Yankees from making you shave and get a haircut? 1.1354 0.04348 96 86 7 3
4082 When are you going to learn how to walk? 1.1354 0.04088 96 85 9 2
4083 This where I go to kill ump? 1.1354 0.03511 96 83 13 0
4084 You must be kidding. Is that pine tar on your jersey? 1.1354 0.03810 96 84 11 1
4085 I agree, uniforms hide the real you. 1.1354 0.04088 96 85 9 2
4086 I'm afraid if you want to fight dinosaurs you need to talk to the rugby coach. 1.1354 0.03810 96 84 11 1
4087 You look a little under dressed to play this game slugger. Go to the locker room and get into uniform. 1.1354 0.04088 96 85 9 2
4088 Wow Damon. You've really let yourself go. 1.1354 0.03810 96 84 11 1
4089 I know big beards are in right now man but don't you think you're taking it too far with this caveman getup? 1.1354 0.03511 96 83 13 0
4090 You catch three pound rocks 1.1354 0.03810 96 84 11 1
4091 Monkey, no catch! 1.1354 0.04348 96 86 7 3
4092 You know 2 fingers used to mean a curveball. 1.1354 0.03511 96 83 13 0
4093 Remember -if you are hit with the ball, don't hit me.__ 1.1354 0.03511 96 83 13 0
4094 Supper at Mama Leone's tonight after the game? 1.1354 0.03810 96 84 11 1
4095 Judge hit ball 1.1354 0.03810 96 84 11 1
4096 Really try to hit it this time because my doctor said I need to avoid any more rocks to the face. 1.1354 0.03511 96 83 13 0
4097 Any cork in that bone? 1.1354 0.04088 96 85 9 2
4098 Swing before the ball gets to me! 1.1354 0.03810 96 84 11 1
4099 Org know me not turtle? He no think I am food because I am over plate? 1.1354 0.03810 96 84 11 1
4100 You're going to see a great curve ball, not a cave ball. 1.1354 0.03810 96 84 11 1
4101 Ok. But please don’t slide. 1.1354 0.03810 96 84 11 1
4102 From Tom Potter: "Let's see what your back-to-basics approach can do in the big leagues." From Stephen West: "Dang! I forgot it was Classic Uniform Day." email: markellorhighwater@gmail.com phone: 301 725 9378 1.1354 0.04348 96 86 7 3
4103 Now, up at cudgel, Billy-Bob Cro-Magnon! 1.1354 0.03511 96 83 13 0
4104 I think you forgot your batting helmet. 1.1354 0.03810 96 84 11 1
4105 If it's over the plate, just swing. Simple. 1.1354 0.03511 96 83 13 0
4106 I hate the early innings 1.1354 0.03810 96 84 11 1
4107 I'm making up for my vegan phase. 1.1354 0.03810 96 84 11 1
4108 You've been moved up in the order, hub? 1.1354 0.04088 96 85 9 2
4109 I'll trade you a Babe Ruth and Ty Cobb for your card. 1.1354 0.04088 96 85 9 2
4110 So you're the new guy with the ball club. 1.1354 0.03810 96 84 11 1
4111 He’s gonna walk you to pitch to the Missing Link 1.1354 0.04088 96 85 9 2
4112 If you hit a home rum make sure you don't flip that bat in my direction. 1.1354 0.04088 96 85 9 2
4113 Okay, but if they say you're using too much pine tar, don't bash me. 1.1354 0.04348 96 86 7 3
4114 Looks like 'roids are back in, huh? 1.1354 0.03810 96 84 11 1
4115 This time, don’t throw your club at the pitcher. We only have two left. 1.1354 0.04348 96 86 7 3
4116 Ug like fastball brontosaurus high. 1.1354 0.04348 96 86 7 3
4117 Actually, my mother IS a Neanderthal... 1.1354 0.03511 96 83 13 0
4118 Yeah, budget cuts - but on the plus side we picked up more international pool money. 1.1354 0.04088 96 85 9 2
4119 You have to tell me every damn time... "No DH in the good old days." 1.1354 0.03511 96 83 13 0
4120 No, “strike three” doesn’t mean you hit me three times! You actually have to take that up with the Ump” 1.1354 0.03511 96 83 13 0
4121 Do your knees hurt from squatting? 1.1354 0.04348 96 86 7 3
4122 Can we switch positions? I mean in all aspects. 1.1354 0.03810 96 84 11 1
4123 You ain't got no chance...his knucklerock ia a killer. 1.1354 0.03511 96 83 13 0
4124 One Cave Run pitch...coming Up!!! 1.1354 0.04088 96 85 9 2
4125 Sorry, didn't mean to ice you for that long. 1.1354 0.04088 96 85 9 2
4126 These new rookies play ball like a bunch of Neanderthals. 1.1354 0.03810 96 84 11 1
4127 Great, another "throwback" jersey day. 1.1354 0.03810 96 84 11 1
4128 Yeah,I go free agent in 25,000 years. 1.1354 0.03810 96 84 11 1
4129 Nothing like the Flintstones-Yankees game. 1.1354 0.04088 96 85 9 2
4130 Look, I'm tired explaining the rules, figure them out yourself. 1.1354 0.03810 96 84 11 1
4131 Catch her? You'll never catch her like that! 1.1354 0.04088 96 85 9 2
4132 Go back to your cave and get a batting helmet 1.1354 0.03810 96 84 11 1
4133 What is it you don't understand --home or plate? 1.1354 0.04088 96 85 9 2
4134 Don't you like these throwback games? 1.1354 0.03810 96 84 11 1
4135 I gather you are a power hitter 1.1354 0.03511 96 83 13 0
4136 Let me warn you, this pitcher has been known to throw a bean ball that'll knock you back to the Stone Age. 1.1354 0.04088 96 85 9 2
4137 You swing like your life depends on it. 1.1354 0.04088 96 85 9 2
4138 I've been waiting for beards to come back. 1.1354 0.03810 96 84 11 1
4139 Just say’n - your insurance rates might go down if you at least wore a cup. 1.1354 0.03810 96 84 11 1
4140 Did you eat the umpire? 1.1354 0.03511 96 83 13 0
4141 I hope you had that weighed first. 1.1354 0.03810 96 84 11 1
4142 The bat’s OK, but you have to put on a uniform.” 1.1354 0.03810 96 84 11 1
4143 Aren't you the mascot for the Nashville Neanderthals? 1.1354 0.04088 96 85 9 2
4144 This time I'd appreciate it if you'd swing at the ball and not my head. 1.1354 0.04088 96 85 9 2
4145 Picture the ball as the personification of your life angst at being down in the count 0-2. 1.1354 0.04088 96 85 9 2
4146 Head's up pal,this is a lot harder than Geico. 1.1354 0.04088 96 85 9 2
4147 What's your problem, baseball is stuck in the stone ages. 1.1354 0.04088 96 85 9 2
4148 Gee, and I thought our throwback uniforms were bad. 1.1354 0.04348 96 86 7 3
4149 We don't use it for something as silly as food anymore. 1.1354 0.03810 96 84 11 1
4150 Swing away. No missing links out there. 1.1354 0.04088 96 85 9 2
4151 You can't keep fighting it. Analytics are here to stay. 1.1354 0.04088 96 85 9 2
4152 Last week we had the Genghis Khans here. We surrendered three times to avoid death by torture. Playing AA ball blows. 1.1354 0.04088 96 85 9 2
4153 No kidding? I used to play for the Carrollton Cavemen, too. 1.1354 0.03810 96 84 11 1
4154 I'm sorry. Bring your own Woolly Mammoth bat was last week." 1.1354 0.03810 96 84 11 1
4155 So, have you read Moneyball? 1.1354 0.04088 96 85 9 2
4156 They say that baseball's the game you can play no matter how old you are. 1.1354 0.03511 96 83 13 0
4157 When you're a caveman you swing a big club....it's what you do. When you need auto insurance,you call Geico....it's what you do. 1.1354 0.04348 96 86 7 3
4158 Sorry Bruno, dinosaur bats aren’t allowed. 1.1354 0.04088 96 85 9 2
4159 Were you frozen in the Paleolithic or the steroids era? 1.1354 0.03810 96 84 11 1
4160 So, ya finally up from the farm? 1.1354 0.03810 96 84 11 1
4161 Rock, paper or scissors? 1.1354 0.03810 96 84 11 1
4162 You be good, you give back. 1.1354 0.04088 96 85 9 2
4163 You need some head gear, this pitcher really throws a rock. 1.1354 0.04088 96 85 9 2
4164 "Just how long have you been with the Club? 1.1354 0.03810 96 84 11 1
4165 Are you another one of those vintage base ball players? 1.1354 0.03810 96 84 11 1
4166 I hate throwback uniform day 1.1354 0.03810 96 84 11 1
4167 Is that the knee you’re taking, or are you just happy to see me? 1.1354 0.04088 96 85 9 2
4168 Eyes on the ball! 1.1354 0.04088 96 85 9 2
4169 Maybe you've spent too much time in your man cave... 1.1354 0.04088 96 85 9 2
4170 Next at bat... BAM BAMBINO 1.1354 0.03810 96 84 11 1
4171 Hey, that's not a regulation bat, buddy! 1.1354 0.03810 96 84 11 1
4172 The Yankees are paying me 40 million shiny rocks a year 1.1354 0.04088 96 85 9 2
4173 I assume you didn't come from the farm team. 1.1354 0.03810 96 84 11 1
4174 Are you a member of the club? 1.1354 0.04348 96 86 7 3
4175 Exactly how long were in the minor leagues before they finally called you up? 1.1354 0.03810 96 84 11 1
4176 I promise, I won't hurt you! 1.1354 0.03810 96 84 11 1
4177 Thankfully,I'm out of the strike zone. 1.1354 0.03810 96 84 11 1
4178 Your team is taking this whole “throwback” thing a little too far, aren’t they? 1.1354 0.04088 96 85 9 2
4179 Stop looking at me like that! I told you I'm not an Ankylosaurus! 1.1354 0.04088 96 85 9 2
4180 OK slugger, slam it back to the Pleistocene. 1.1354 0.03511 96 83 13 0
4181 You need to wear pants . . . unwritten rule. 1.1354 0.03810 96 84 11 1
4182 His batting average has actually improved since he went Paleo. 1.1354 0.04088 96 85 9 2
4183 Didn't I see you at last year's Old Timers' game? 1.1354 0.04088 96 85 9 2
4184 You guys must have an awesome clubhouse! 1.1354 0.04348 96 86 7 3
4185 Go ahead. Clobber it. 1.1354 0.03810 96 84 11 1
4186 Aren't you a little old for a rookie? 1.1354 0.04088 96 85 9 2
4187 Spicy nachos. 1.1354 0.03810 96 84 11 1
4188 Designated hitter from Jeraicic Age uses Trex Femur 1.1354 0.04088 96 85 9 2
4189 Um. Certain rules have been updated since your were last here. 1.1354 0.03511 96 83 13 0
4190 Is that your throwback uniform? 1.1354 0.03511 96 83 13 0
4191 Which Hemsworth are you? 1.1354 0.03810 96 84 11 1
4192 Okay...but we're using a smaller ball. 1.1354 0.03511 96 83 13 0
4193 Where's your hat? 1.1354 0.04088 96 85 9 2
4194 Just give me an extra second to duck 1.1354 0.03810 96 84 11 1
4195 I guess you don't need pine tar for that bat. 1.1354 0.03511 96 83 13 0
4196 Hey, clubber clubber clubber clubber. Sa-wing clubber! 1.1354 0.03810 96 84 11 1
4197 Sorry, wrong stadium. The Trump League plays across town. 1.1354 0.03810 96 84 11 1
4198 You got any naked pictures of your brontosaurus? Want to see some? 1.1354 0.04088 96 85 9 2
4199 Wr’re going to have to expand the strike zone. 1.1354 0.03810 96 84 11 1
4200 Sorry, buddy - cricket tryouts are next door. 1.1340 0.03773 97 85 11 1
4201 Watch out for the Neanderball 1.1340 0.04048 97 86 9 2
4202 So, you're big on the paleo thing. 1.1340 0.04048 97 86 9 2
4203 Abner Doubleday! What are you doing here?! 1.1340 0.03773 97 85 11 1
4204 I'm a heavy hitter. 1.1340 0.03773 97 85 11 1
4205 This is an agricultural pastime, pal. 1.1340 0.04305 97 87 7 3
4206 Hey, Paleo Man, got any hot dogs? 1.1340 0.03773 97 85 11 1
4207 Yeah, yeah—next you're going to tell you just came out of the bat-cave. 1.1340 0.03477 97 84 13 0
4208 You don't have any protective gear? We sent away the umpire to limit co-lateral damage. 1.1340 0.04305 97 87 7 3
4209 It's not true that the game is always devolving. 1.1340 0.04048 97 86 9 2
4210 Our new uniforms are woolly mammoth. They're supposed to breathe better. 1.1327 0.04263 98 88 7 3
4211 I like the throw-back uni. 1.1304 0.04152 92 82 8 2
4212 Sorry,aluminum bats only in this league. 1.1304 0.03530 92 80 12 0
4213 Is this your first Old Timers game? 1.1304 0.03530 92 80 12 0
4214 Glad you showed up for old-timers day 1.1304 0.03530 92 80 12 0
4215 Hey, rookie. They say you're a 5 tool ball player. Too bad none of your "tools" involve baseball. 1.1304 0.04152 92 82 8 2
4216 I want to bring the game back to its basic element.' 1.1290 0.04385 93 84 6 3
4217 Ball? do I bash the catch or the umpire? 1.1290 0.04110 93 83 8 2
4218 Both Ted's (Roosevelt & Williams) Said walk softly and carry a big stick so here I am! 1.1290 0.04110 93 83 8 2
4219 It wasn't an ethnic slur, I said, "Stay out of the CAGE, not CAVE!" 1.1290 0.03495 93 81 12 0
4220 You're going to need that big bat. Trump is on the mound today and he throws a wicked screwball. 1.1290 0.04110 93 83 8 2
4221 And people say the Yankees is an old boy's club 1.1290 0.03495 93 81 12 0
4222 Get up buddy, it's Homo erectus time. 1.1290 0.04385 93 84 6 3
4223 Called up from the Neolithic League, Aye? 1.1290 0.03815 93 82 10 1
4224 Let's see if he's ready to discover fire. 1.1290 0.03815 93 82 10 1
4225 It’s one,two, three clubs you’re out! 1.1290 0.03815 93 82 10 1
4226 Listen, I'm just happy our team didn't make us wear "Turn Back the Clock," jerseys from the Garden of Eden. 1.1290 0.04110 93 83 8 2
4227 Has anyone every mentioned to you how softly you walk? 1.1290 0.03815 93 82 10 1
4228 Babe, What? 1.1290 0.03495 93 81 12 0
4229 Great look. Who's your beardsmith? 1.1290 0.03495 93 81 12 0
4230 Wow, it wasn't a type-o on the schedule. You fellas really are The Clubs. 1.1290 0.04110 93 83 8 2
4231 Well, you certainly look Robust, but I really think I should compliment you on your Erect posture. 1.1290 0.03815 93 82 10 1
4232 Don’t tell me we go back to all fours. 1.1290 0.03815 93 82 10 1
4233 You obviously didn't get the email blast. Luddites rescheduled to play next week. 1.1290 0.04110 93 83 8 2
4234 It's about time they brought the designated caveman to the National League. 1.1290 0.03495 93 81 12 0
4235 Tough break Mike. I heard they're sending you back to the Pleistocene League. 1.1290 0.04110 93 83 8 2
4236 Clan of Cave Bear in last place. 1.1290 0.04110 93 83 8 2
4237 It's my baseball club... 1.1290 0.04110 93 83 8 2
4238 Fast Ball to the head, and don't miss! 1.1290 0.04110 93 83 8 2
4239 How long have you been with your club? 1.1290 0.03815 93 82 10 1
4240 Whaddya mean "new club rules"? 1.1290 0.03815 93 82 10 1
4241 But We've Always Done It This Way 1.1290 0.03815 93 82 10 1
4242 Now up for the Rubble-A, Bedrock No Sox... 1.1290 0.04110 93 83 8 2
4243 Got the look of a mammoth hitter. 1.1290 0.04110 93 83 8 2
4244 Are you going to step up to the plate this epoch, or are you petrified? 1.1290 0.03815 93 82 10 1
4245 Paleo is a diet plan, not a uniform style. 1.1290 0.03495 93 81 12 0
4246 Are you the guy they called up from the Paleolithic League? 1.1290 0.04110 93 83 8 2
4247 Lucky you. I gotta wear nylon. 1.1290 0.03495 93 81 12 0
4248 You just got called up from triple A Neanderthal? 1.1290 0.04110 93 83 8 2
4249 Paleo has been real good to my batting average 1.1290 0.03495 93 81 12 0
4250 If you'll promise to bunt, I'll promise to throw the ball into right field. 1.1290 0.03815 93 82 10 1
4251 Player named from an earlier date? 1.1290 0.04110 93 83 8 2
4252 Before the Yankees and the Red Sox, this was the original baseball club. 1.1290 0.04110 93 83 8 2
4253 no place like home 1.1290 0.03495 93 81 12 0
4254 Designated hitter bad for purity of game, but Thog hits when told. 1.1290 0.03815 93 82 10 1
4255 Sorry bud, you struck out 10,000 years ago. 1.1290 0.03815 93 82 10 1
4256 They were all yelling ‘kill the umpire’. 1.1290 0.04110 93 83 8 2
4257 New Jersey Neanderthals? Whatever, you still have to wear proper cleats. 1.1290 0.03495 93 81 12 0
4258 Home run or strike out. You're the true face of baseball today. 1.1290 0.03815 93 82 10 1
4259 It’s 2018! You must have overslept! 1.1290 0.04110 93 83 8 2
4260 I hit to all fields. 1.1290 0.04385 93 84 6 3
4261 I AM THE CAPTAIN OF THE CAVEMAN TEAM. WHERE ARE THE ROCKS? 1.1290 0.04110 93 83 8 2
4262 Do think a new bat will help my batting average? 1.1290 0.03815 93 82 10 1
4263 I woke up on the wrong side of the bed. 1.1290 0.04110 93 83 8 2
4264 Throw the rock 1.1290 0.04110 93 83 8 2
4265 I hate the new DH rules. 1.1290 0.03815 93 82 10 1
4266 We made some progress after the Yankees forced the salary cap. 1.1290 0.03815 93 82 10 1
4267 Nah. We cut it to 154 in favor of one more playoff round—long time ago. 1.1290 0.04110 93 83 8 2
4268 I'm gonna put you outta business. 1.1290 0.03815 93 82 10 1
4269 Yea, well bigger bat, bigger fence. 1.1290 0.03815 93 82 10 1
4270 Watch the backswing 1.1290 0.04110 93 83 8 2
4271 Is that the best evolution can do for the game? 1.1290 0.04385 93 84 6 3
4272 I suggest not sliding. 1.1290 0.03495 93 81 12 0
4273 Lefty doesn't walk many batters, ya know. 1.1290 0.04110 93 83 8 2
4274 Hi, I assume you are joining the Club. 1.1290 0.03495 93 81 12 0
4275 Look who just got called up from the Paleo League. 1.1290 0.04110 93 83 8 2
4276 Move over Rookie 1.1290 0.03815 93 82 10 1
4277 Been in the minors a long time? 1.1290 0.03495 93 81 12 0
4278 I see you missed Primal Scream Therapy at practice again. 1.1290 0.03815 93 82 10 1
4279 These throwback jerseys have really gotten out of control 1.1290 0.04385 93 84 6 3
4280 You would think with your batting average you'd at least have a shoe contract. 1.1290 0.03495 93 81 12 0
4281 We’ve done the Sabre-metrics on you. 1.1290 0.04110 93 83 8 2
4282 Is that an Olduvai Slugger? 1.1290 0.03495 93 81 12 0
4283 I don't know what game you are playing. 1.1290 0.03815 93 82 10 1
4284 Snappy uniform. Where can I get one like it? 1.1290 0.03815 93 82 10 1
4285 You know if the Yankees trade for you you're gonna have to clean up your act a bit. 1.1290 0.03815 93 82 10 1
4286 Better watch out, Thog. Our pitcher has a helluva curve rock. 1.1290 0.03495 93 81 12 0
4287 Gee, thanks! I will indeed join you in the clubhouse after the game. 1.1290 0.04110 93 83 8 2
4288 Are you evolved enough for this? 1.1290 0.04110 93 83 8 2
4289 Some bat ya got there, pal, but I don’t think it’s regulation. 1.1290 0.03815 93 82 10 1
4290 Whoa. You need to do a deodorant commercial Cro-Man 1.1290 0.04110 93 83 8 2
4291 You must be the player to be named later. 1.1290 0.04110 93 83 8 2
4292 ...and Heather goes, like, ‘Do your zits glow in the dark?’ 1.1290 0.03815 93 82 10 1
4293 I bet you salary I can hit ball. 1.1290 0.03495 93 81 12 0
4294 Full count. That means ‘| | |’ and ‘| |’. 1.1290 0.04110 93 83 8 2
4295 But why me?" "I guess because the light was on... 1.1290 0.04110 93 83 8 2
4296 Good luck, Thag, my guy has the eye of the Ilyaxtertheosarus tonight. 1.1290 0.03815 93 82 10 1
4297 You Rockies have real authentic throwbacks this year! 1.1290 0.03815 93 82 10 1
4298 I’m guessing you went to college at Prinstone or Shale. 1.1290 0.04385 93 84 6 3
4299 Things are a little different now. You can try to knock the skin off the ball, but not the pitcher. 1.1290 0.03495 93 81 12 0
4300 No, it's not throwback Thursday. 1.1290 0.03815 93 82 10 1
4301 Don't you recognize me, I am the new Batman, it's me Donald. 1.1290 0.03815 93 82 10 1
4302 I hate playing in Boston on Fan Appreciation Day 1.1290 0.04385 93 84 6 3
4303 It’s not my national pastime. 1.1290 0.03815 93 82 10 1
4304 Paleo league call-up? 1.1290 0.03815 93 82 10 1
4305 Don't blame me, skipper's gone old-school. 1.1290 0.03495 93 81 12 0
4306 Dugout - Cave_Cubs - Clubs_All I want to know is your bat illegally corked? 1.1290 0.04110 93 83 8 2
4307 Who do you think invented baseball? Abner Doublerock. 1.1290 0.04385 93 84 6 3
4308 I was just called up from the Jurassic League! 1.1290 0.04110 93 83 8 2
4309 Sure, I'm the 'unevolved' one for doping the bat instead. 1.1290 0.03815 93 82 10 1
4310 You should really cut down on those anabolic steroids! 1.1290 0.04110 93 83 8 2
4311 I'm going to hammer this Pitcher out of the park...and your next. 1.1290 0.03815 93 82 10 1
4312 Tar pit bats are illegal. 1.1290 0.03815 93 82 10 1
4313 I wanted a changeup, not a makeover. 1.1290 0.04385 93 84 6 3
4314 We've taken the "throwback jerseys" too far. 1.1290 0.04385 93 84 6 3
4315 Are you fitting in? With that beard you're perfect. 1.1290 0.03815 93 82 10 1
4316 You're out of the box. 1.1290 0.04110 93 83 8 2
4317 I guess you didn't hear that big barrels are verboten in this tournament. 1.1290 0.04110 93 83 8 2
4318 These throwback nights are getting out of hand. 1.1290 0.03815 93 82 10 1
4319 Watch out this one requires a wide swing. 1.1290 0.03815 93 82 10 1
4320 I don't mind your team's weird uniforms, but has that bat been checked for pine tar? 1.1290 0.03815 93 82 10 1
4321 Splitter high and inside, eh! I plan to walk upright to first! 1.1290 0.03815 93 82 10 1
4322 I knew the Mets farm system was thin, but this is ridiculous. 1.1290 0.04110 93 83 8 2
4323 Ogg take your man's ERA to paleolithic. 1.1290 0.03495 93 81 12 0
4324 Is that a retro uniform? 1.1290 0.03495 93 81 12 0
4325 Welcome back Mr. Bench. 1.1290 0.03815 93 82 10 1
4326 Gonna need a bigger plate. 1.1290 0.03815 93 82 10 1
4327 Hi Mike I haven’t seen you in ages. 1.1290 0.04644 93 85 4 4
4328 Good to see you again Damon! 1.1290 0.03815 93 82 10 1
4329 In the Old Days it was 4 strikes and you were out. 1.1290 0.03815 93 82 10 1
4330 Can you speak up? 1.1290 0.04110 93 83 8 2
4331 Green monsters are your thing, right? 1.1290 0.04110 93 83 8 2
4332 Will you wear that same throwback jersey when confirmed for a Supreme Court judgeship? 1.1290 0.04110 93 83 8 2
4333 Let me guess. You still think RBIs are a telling stat? 1.1290 0.03815 93 82 10 1
4334 I hate classic uniform day 1.1290 0.03815 93 82 10 1
4335 Let's just say my ERA has long since past. 1.1290 0.04110 93 83 8 2
4336 Try not to be nervous. Picture rhem all naked. 1.1290 0.03815 93 82 10 1
4337 Your mom still dating dinosaurs? 1.1290 0.03815 93 82 10 1
4338 Homer. 1.1290 0.03495 93 81 12 0
4339 Football Practice is one field over 1.1290 0.03815 93 82 10 1
4340 I spit at the Green Monster. 1.1290 0.03815 93 82 10 1
4341 I heard of throwback Thursday, but this is ridiculous! 1.1290 0.04110 93 83 8 2
4342 Exhibition season's over, Pal. 1.1290 0.04110 93 83 8 2
4343 You really let yourself go over the All Star Break huh 1.1290 0.04110 93 83 8 2
4344 Me Despondent Homosapien." 1.1290 0.03815 93 82 10 1
4345 Perhaps you're thinking of a different "old ball game." 1.1290 0.03815 93 82 10 1
4346 Did anyone check his bat for a cork? 1.1290 0.04110 93 83 8 2
4347 Bring in your corners -- this club is so heavy all I can do is bunt. 1.1290 0.03815 93 82 10 1
4348 "Your kidding! A blast from the past ain't happening." 1.1290 0.03815 93 82 10 1
4349 Does it look like I lost a bet to you, Charlie? 1.1290 0.03815 93 82 10 1
4350 you might want to reconsider that signal to the picture. 1.1290 0.04110 93 83 8 2
4351 Petrified wood? Petrified me! 1.1290 0.04385 93 84 6 3
4352 No rocks and stones just balls and strikes. 1.1290 0.03495 93 81 12 0
4353 Right: How can I trump this? Left: In a million years. 1.1290 0.03815 93 82 10 1
4354 Contestant on Let's Make a Deal? 1.1290 0.03815 93 82 10 1
4355 You must be the new guy from the Club Team. 1.1290 0.03495 93 81 12 0
4356 Who said we play like a Neanderthals? 1.1290 0.04644 93 85 4 4
4357 Going for the "Retro" look with the new uniforms, eh? 1.1290 0.03495 93 81 12 0
4358 No worry, Thag not cork bat. 1.1290 0.03815 93 82 10 1
4359 Three strikes and you're out. 1.1290 0.03495 93 81 12 0
4360 The AL really has no shame—a designated Neanderthal??? 1.1290 0.03815 93 82 10 1
4361 Finally made it to the live ball era? 1.1290 0.03815 93 82 10 1
4362 I've been on the DL for eons! 1.1290 0.03815 93 82 10 1
4363 Hey man, this is the majors, not a club sport. 1.1290 0.03495 93 81 12 0
4364 Ugg! Ugg ugg uggg. Ugg? 1.1290 0.04110 93 83 8 2
4365 The de-evolution of man. 1.1290 0.03815 93 82 10 1
4366 When I saw we were playing "The Cavemen" today, I thought it was a team name. No wonder the scouting report was lacking. 1.1290 0.04110 93 83 8 2
4367 Oh good! I hate running down bunts. 1.1290 0.04110 93 83 8 2
4368 Saber Tooth Metrics.. its killing our sport... 1.1290 0.04110 93 83 8 2
4369 Exactly how long did you say you spent in the minor leagues? 1.1290 0.03495 93 81 12 0
4370 He better be good, I’m used to hitting meteorites. 1.1290 0.03815 93 82 10 1
4371 My nutritionist suggested going Paleo. 1.1290 0.03495 93 81 12 0
4372 Take me to your leader 1.1290 0.03815 93 82 10 1
4373 I would suggest a bunt. 1.1290 0.03815 93 82 10 1
4374 Those old school uniforms are totally pterodactyl 1.1290 0.04110 93 83 8 2
4375 I went paleo to prepare for this win. 1.1290 0.03495 93 81 12 0
4376 They'll probably outlaw your bat. but it's worth a try--you never know. 1.1290 0.03495 93 81 12 0
4377 Batterer up! 1.1290 0.04110 93 83 8 2
4378 I’m up from the Neanderthal League. 1.1290 0.04385 93 84 6 3
4379 The diet worked so well I'm going totally Paleo. 1.1290 0.03815 93 82 10 1
4380 Is this the new retro-style uniform? 1.1290 0.03815 93 82 10 1
4381 Our pitching staff is mostly creationists so you'll probably see a lot of forkballs. 1.1290 0.04385 93 84 6 3
4382 Tap your foot. Tap it again. Tap it again. You're out. 1.1290 0.03815 93 82 10 1
4383 I’m telling you, this next hit will be prehistoric! 1.1290 0.03815 93 82 10 1
4384 Don't tell me, you're trying Paleo... 1.1290 0.04110 93 83 8 2
4385 Grasping the concept of 'home plate' may take some time. 1.1290 0.03815 93 82 10 1
4386 Up to bat, wearing a throwback jersey... 1.1290 0.03815 93 82 10 1
4387 No cleats. No play. 1.1290 0.04110 93 83 8 2
4388 I see that the Paleo diet you're on is really working. 1.1290 0.04110 93 83 8 2
4389 You're not going to throw off the analytics with this old school crap! 1.1290 0.03815 93 82 10 1
4390 All I'm saying is I think they have taken this 'throw back' trend a little too far." 1.1290 0.03815 93 82 10 1
4391 The Babe used a bigger bat than that, you wussie! 1.1290 0.03815 93 82 10 1
4392 Do say you Vozzo NOT could park Pence in cheap seats from here 1.1290 0.04110 93 83 8 2
4393 I am the clean up hitter. Me speak softly, carry a big stick and hit the ball far 1.1290 0.03815 93 82 10 1
4394 Now batting for Lascaux - Grog. 1.1290 0.03815 93 82 10 1
4395 I haven't practiced in a while. 1.1277 0.04068 94 84 8 2
4396 Rookie? Who you calling a rookie? 1.1236 0.03855 89 79 9 1
4397 This interleague experiment has gotten way out of hand. 1.1236 0.03855 89 79 9 1
4398 Why is everyone yelling "Run Home" ? 1.1236 0.03855 89 79 9 1
4399 I've always wondered about Youkilis's ancestry. 1.1236 0.03508 89 78 11 0
4400 So, I’m on day 3 of going Paleo 1.1236 0.04173 89 80 7 2
4401 How dare you suggest I've been taking steroids! 1.1236 0.03855 89 79 9 1
4402 It's time we got back to basics! 1.1236 0.03855 89 79 9 1
4403 I think you are misunderstanding the concept of what a baseball club is... 1.1236 0.03855 89 79 9 1
4404 A batter is a . . . oh, never mind! 1.1236 0.04173 89 80 7 2
4405 Paleo diet...now paleo baseball? 1.1236 0.03855 89 79 9 1
4406 Not anatomy lesson. Not indicating ball zone. 1.1236 0.04746 89 82 3 4
4407 'Step back' didn't mean that far. 1.1236 0.03855 89 79 9 1
4408 No, the game is not being livestreamed. 1.1236 0.03855 89 79 9 1
4409 Hey buddy you're in the majors now, the least you can do is shave, a shower wouldn't hurt either. 1.1236 0.03508 89 78 11 0
4410 Korg like smash home run. 1.1236 0.04173 89 80 7 2
4411 The dinosaurs have there money on me, so don't mess it up. 1.1236 0.03855 89 79 9 1
4412 New to the league? 1.1236 0.03855 89 79 9 1
4413 Don’t even think about swinging that club, just run the bases. 1.1236 0.03855 89 79 9 1
4414 You cannot use that bat. 1.1236 0.03855 89 79 9 1
4415 Uh, you're new to this game if I'm guessing correctly. 1.1236 0.03855 89 79 9 1
4416 Don't judge me, mister! 1.1236 0.03855 89 79 9 1
4417 I've seen monkeys take better swings! 1.1236 0.03508 89 78 11 0
4418 No. I can't tell you why the song says 'Buy me some peanuts AND Cracker Jack' when Cracker Jack is already loaded with peanuts. 1.1236 0.04469 89 81 5 3
4419 Give it up, you're never going to come back from this far behind. 1.1236 0.03855 89 79 9 1
4420 Gee, how do you scum of Earth live with that much political correctness? 1.1236 0.03855 89 79 9 1
4421 So we meet again ' How many 'so we meet again's have you gotten at this point? 1.1236 0.04173 89 80 7 2
4422 Wow. I knew the beard was "back" but...that's a bit much. 1.1236 0.03508 89 78 11 0
4423 I was called up yesterday from the Flintstone League. 1.1236 0.03508 89 78 11 0
4424 Sorry. You need to wait for the ref. He calls the balls and strikes. 1.1236 0.03855 89 79 9 1
4425 How many times have you been back to the minors? 1.1236 0.03508 89 78 11 0
4426 They tied our salary to number of followers: #CrushedRetroDay, you know what I’m sayin’ dude? 1.1236 0.03508 89 78 11 0
4427 That paleo diet’s good for power—but you still can’t hit a curve. 1.1236 0.03855 89 79 9 1
4428 You said you'd love me if I did 1.1236 0.03855 89 79 9 1
4429 A vintage Louieville Slugger? 1.1236 0.04173 89 80 7 2
4430 Hey, caveman, you never heard of the appearance policy? 1.1236 0.03855 89 79 9 1
4431 My exit velocity was clocked at 108 mph at 43 degrees. 1.1236 0.03855 89 79 9 1
4432 Don't throw nothin' but heat. He ain't even discovered fire yet. 1.1236 0.04173 89 80 7 2
4433 Nice Retro! But your helmet strikes out. 1.1236 0.04173 89 80 7 2
4434 Do you have any paleo options? 1.1236 0.03855 89 79 9 1
4435 No, it wasn't a slider. 1.1236 0.03508 89 78 11 0
4436 This game has been going on for ages! 1.1236 0.03508 89 78 11 0
4437 Helmet rule waived, but no batting gloves? 1.1236 0.03508 89 78 11 0
4438 You do realize that is not what the term Ball Club means don't you?" 1.1236 0.03508 89 78 11 0
4439 Before being traded, I was the Yankees' DH 1.1236 0.04173 89 80 7 2
4440 This shmuck will tear a dactyl before rounding first. 1.1236 0.04173 89 80 7 2
4441 Lets blow this popstand, I know a club. 1.1236 0.03508 89 78 11 0
4442 Barney made it to second! 1.1236 0.03855 89 79 9 1
4443 I’m pintch hitter 1.1236 0.03508 89 78 11 0
4444 Batter Ugh! 1.1236 0.03855 89 79 9 1
4445 Throwback nights. Another reason I'm proud to be a Yankee. 1.1236 0.03855 89 79 9 1
4446 How’s the paleo diet going? 1.1236 0.03508 89 78 11 0
4447 It's baseball, not Neander-ball. 1.1236 0.03855 89 79 9 1
4448 Hey this ain't the old-timers game! 1.1236 0.03855 89 79 9 1
4449 He has lost so much off his fastball even a caveman can hit him. By the way I just saved 15% switching to GEICO... 1.1236 0.03855 89 79 9 1
4450 Your taking this man cave thing, too far! 1.1236 0.03508 89 78 11 0
4451 Just make sure that dress stays down when you swing! 1.1236 0.03508 89 78 11 0
4452 Let me know if I get hit by stray pitch, will ya? 1.1236 0.03855 89 79 9 1
4453 Can you give me some insurance you are not going to have a big back swing? 1.1236 0.04173 89 80 7 2
4454 They invented time travel, and the first thing they did was take me here. 1.1236 0.03855 89 79 9 1
4455 Hey Fred, Rubber Arm Rubble has enough problems out there without you cheating. 1.1236 0.03855 89 79 9 1
4456 Ya know he can throw spitball with a rock! 1.1236 0.03855 89 79 9 1
4457 I am pinch hitting for Bryce 1.1236 0.03855 89 79 9 1
4458 OK buddy, you're safe! Just don't hit me! 1.1236 0.03508 89 78 11 0
4459 Your bat isn’t regulation. 1.1222 0.03815 90 80 9 1
4460 Who's your agent? 1.1222 0.03472 90 79 11 0
4461 Yes,I am the new rookie from the Cave league 1.1222 0.04129 90 81 7 2
4462 Hey buddy, it can't be more than 2.61 inches in diameter. 1.1222 0.03472 90 79 11 0
4463 When the Mets go back to the basics... 1.1222 0.03815 90 80 9 1
4464 Don't worry, it's not aluminum 1.1222 0.03815 90 80 9 1
4465 The extra innings last night catching up with you, Jim? You’re looking a little Paleo. 1.1222 0.03815 90 80 9 1
4466 No one uses hickory anymore. 1.1222 0.03815 90 80 9 1
4467 The Ump can't see your knees 1.1209 0.03436 91 80 11 0
4468 I get the feeling you'll be tough to rattle. 1.1209 0.03775 91 81 9 1
4469 Yep, if you come play for us you'll have to shave that beard 1.1209 0.03775 91 81 9 1
4470 Pro Magnum Man 1.1209 0.03775 91 81 9 1
4471 Today's my paleo cheat day. 1.1209 0.03775 91 81 9 1
4472 i hate these new uniforms! 1.1209 0.03775 91 81 9 1
4473 The way you’ve been killing it has some of us thinking about going on the Paleo diet too. 1.1196 0.03736 92 82 9 1
4474 No DNA test is going to save your team if you strike out one more time! 1.1196 0.03401 92 81 11 0
4475 For the last time, I'm from the stone age. I never played centerfield for the Colorado Rockies. 1.1196 0.03736 92 82 9 1
4476 It doesn't matter how you got here, kid. You're in the big leagues now. 1.1163 0.03477 86 76 10 0
4477 No, but I eat pine tar for breakfast. Why would I rub some on my club? 1.1163 0.04191 86 78 6 2
4478 Four dusters coming your way. 1.1163 0.04191 86 78 6 2
4479 [your mother] 1.1163 0.03850 86 77 8 1
4480 You must be that new kid up from the Cro-Magnon farm team. 1.1163 0.03850 86 77 8 1
4481 Would you doublecheck your ticket? I think you're in my seat. 1.1163 0.04505 86 79 4 3
4482 Man, you've rocked Old-Timers Day! 1.1163 0.03477 86 76 10 0
4483 Hey rookie, which cave did they drag you out of? 1.1163 0.03477 86 76 10 0
4484 Flintstone said the same thing and ended up in the hospital. 1.1163 0.04191 86 78 6 2
4485 How many throwback uniforms do you guys have? 1.1163 0.03850 86 77 8 1
4486 Yeah, social media is a bitch... 1.1163 0.04191 86 78 6 2
4487 Don't step back! 1.1163 0.03850 86 77 8 1
4488 That looks more like stone, than maple, hickory, or ash 1.1163 0.04191 86 78 6 2
4489 No, this isn't a singles club 1.1163 0.03850 86 77 8 1
4490 Still with the same old ball club,I see. 1.1163 0.04191 86 78 6 2
4491 Aluminum ? It's a wooden, 32 ounce, Louisville Slugger that I carved myself . 1.1163 0.03850 86 77 8 1
4492 When I said you'd have money to burn, I didn't mean literally. 1.1163 0.03477 86 76 10 0
4493 Nothing has progressed in one million years, so you should be right at home. 1.1163 0.03850 86 77 8 1
4494 You'll invent the wheel before this bum gets one past you. 1.1163 0.04505 86 79 4 3
4495 Hey buddy, some guy already took that nickname. 1.1163 0.03477 86 76 10 0
4496 Can’t believe I have to put on cleats. 1.1163 0.03477 86 76 10 0
4497 So you’re the guy that came up with the miner’s, huh? 1.1163 0.03477 86 76 10 0
4498 So how are things in the bat cave? 1.1163 0.03850 86 77 8 1
4499 You're the Designated Hitter. The American League made that a position since you played last time. 1.1163 0.03477 86 76 10 0
4500 Gonna swing this club like I swing my dick! 1.1163 0.04505 86 79 4 3
4501 If you think i'm big, i'm the smallest guy on my team. 1.1163 0.03850 86 77 8 1
4502 Classic shot or getting struck out? 1.1163 0.03850 86 77 8 1
4503 You can steal my signals if you'd like. 1.1163 0.03477 86 76 10 0
4504 Our own mother told me, Dell, that you would chatter about how I dressed and my bad swing. 1.1163 0.03850 86 77 8 1
4505 I've been sent for the pitcher. 1.1163 0.03850 86 77 8 1
4506 It's not PEDs! I am doing the Paleo Diet. 1.1163 0.03850 86 77 8 1
4507 You know, beards are so last year. 1.1163 0.03477 86 76 10 0
4508 They made us wear camouflage yesterday. 1.1163 0.03850 86 77 8 1
4509 You know, your dugouts here remind me of my cave. 1.1163 0.03850 86 77 8 1
4510 Word is that the studio did not have enough money to buy the rights to another Marvel superhero... 1.1163 0.03477 86 76 10 0
4511 I promise you, the idea is to swing st the ball not the ref 1.1163 0.03477 86 76 10 0
4512 They make us wear retro uniforms just to sell more merchandise. 1.1163 0.03850 86 77 8 1
4513 Apparently you’re unaware our paraphernalia has advanced. 1.1163 0.04191 86 78 6 2
4514 Sorry, I don’t signal Rock. 1.1163 0.03477 86 76 10 0
4515 Gosh - didn't know you'd come out of retirement Mr Damon? 1.1163 0.03477 86 76 10 0
4516 Just because you're the oldest player in the league; you can't use a prehistoric bat" 1.1163 0.04191 86 78 6 2
4517 Did you forget that it's Casual Friday? 1.1163 0.03850 86 77 8 1
4518 Ok, give me your cell phone to use Google translate to know about this ancient writing. 1.1163 0.03477 86 76 10 0
4519 What d’ya mean you’re not in the players union? 1.1163 0.03477 86 76 10 0
4520 Last batter break rock. 1.1163 0.03850 86 77 8 1
4521 That’s the way the Ump called it,”Two strikes, no balls” 1.1163 0.04191 86 78 6 2
4522 Busted-I left my cleats in the cave. 1.1163 0.03477 86 76 10 0
4523 Are you the guy from left field? 1.1163 0.03850 86 77 8 1
4524 No, you may not club the other guy! Just hit the ball. 1.1163 0.04505 86 79 4 3
4525 Read all about it! Braves Cave on Mascot! 1.1163 0.04191 86 78 6 2
4526 I'd really appreciated it if you'd stop using the C word. 1.1163 0.03850 86 77 8 1
4527 Well that's a unique way of eliminating the strike zone. 1.1163 0.04191 86 78 6 2
4528 Wow, is that the new primitive clubber? 1.1163 0.04191 86 78 6 2
4529 It should be easy. He's trowing stones. 1.1163 0.03850 86 77 8 1
4530 Now batting, the Stone-Age-Slugger, Cave Ruth! 1.1163 0.03477 86 76 10 0
4531 Buddy, we said to get a man cave. 1.1163 0.03850 86 77 8 1
4532 Tell your pitcher - one more inside pitch and I'll knock him back to the Mesozoic Era! 1.1163 0.03850 86 77 8 1
4533 They're not yelling at you, I swear 1.1163 0.03850 86 77 8 1
4534 Johnny Damon up to bat for the Chicago Clubs. 1.1163 0.03477 86 76 10 0
4535 So, where did they call you up from? 1.1163 0.03850 86 77 8 1
4536 The team owner's solution to correct the politically incorrect team name of The Toronto Knuckle Draggers. 1.1163 0.03850 86 77 8 1
4537 You won't run to first unless something's chasing you? 1.1163 0.03850 86 77 8 1
4538 I don't know about the rules down in Bedrock, but here a helmet is mandatory! 1.1163 0.04191 86 78 6 2
4539 Introducing the 21,456 BC MVP from the Sabertooths, TJ Hunter 1.1163 0.04191 86 78 6 2
4540 Don’t you think you’ve taken the throwback jersey concept, just a little too far? 1.1163 0.03477 86 76 10 0
4541 So are you on the Paleo diet, too? 1.1163 0.03850 86 77 8 1
4542 Get called up from the Jurassic League? 1.1163 0.03850 86 77 8 1
4543 Why don't you just take your base? 1.1163 0.04191 86 78 6 2
4544 Are you the pinch hitter? 1.1163 0.03850 86 77 8 1
4545 Why aren’t you wearing cleats, dude? 1.1163 0.03477 86 76 10 0
4546 Bring us something big for the after-game cookout. 1.1163 0.03850 86 77 8 1
4547 This guy throws like fire, scared yet? 1.1163 0.04191 86 78 6 2
4548 speak softly, but hit the ball, not the other team speaking softly is OK, hitting home runs is better 1.1163 0.03850 86 77 8 1
4549 Watch that Neanderthal guarding third base. Acting meek as he trips you up and out. 1.1163 0.03477 86 76 10 0
4550 Down here in the farms we actually travel a lot. 1.1163 0.03850 86 77 8 1
4551 Looks like you still haven't invented fire. 1.1163 0.03850 86 77 8 1
4552 Feeling lucky? 1.1163 0.04191 86 78 6 2
4553 (O.S.) The ball, Jeff! Aim for the ball! 1.1163 0.04191 86 78 6 2
4554 The bay boys are getting older each season 1.1163 0.04505 86 79 4 3
4555 I know it isn't regulation but the club is wonderfully balanced. 1.1163 0.03477 86 76 10 0
4556 They gave it to me in the clubhouse. One doesen't argue with the clubhouse" 1.1163 0.03850 86 77 8 1
4557 Not the national past time... 1.1163 0.03850 86 77 8 1
4558 I see nothing has changed with you, Bam Bam. 1.1163 0.03477 86 76 10 0
4559 If you hit me with that thing, you are going back to your cave. 1.1163 0.04191 86 78 6 2
4560 When hockey season start 1.1163 0.03850 86 77 8 1
4561 See this diamond shape. You’re welcome. 1.1163 0.03850 86 77 8 1
4562 Are you in the official line-up? 1.1163 0.03850 86 77 8 1
4563 Can the wisecracks 'catch', I'm your union rep! 1.1163 0.04191 86 78 6 2
4564 No batting gloves??? Are you crazy? 1.1163 0.04191 86 78 6 2
4565 Those measures to speed up the game aren't working very well 1.1163 0.04191 86 78 6 2
4566 Label goes up, buddy! 1.1163 0.03477 86 76 10 0
4567 So... you're Charlie Blackmon's brother 1.1163 0.03850 86 77 8 1
4568 Ring Lardner would have loved you. 1.1163 0.04191 86 78 6 2
4569 Look, you Neanderthal, that is not a bat ! 1.1163 0.03850 86 77 8 1
4570 If you're not homo sapien, why do they let you play? 1.1163 0.03850 86 77 8 1
4571 Well, if it isn't Club Ned?! 1.1163 0.04191 86 78 6 2
4572 Some things never change. 1.1163 0.03850 86 77 8 1
4573 I can't call it 'The Thinking Man's Game' anymore with a batting average that high... 1.1163 0.03850 86 77 8 1
4574 Lighten up, man. You're the first Neanderthal to make it to the big leagues." Tom Pilarzyk, Shorewood, Wi 1.1163 0.04191 86 78 6 2
4575 Those throwback uniforms seems a little too far back. 1.1163 0.03477 86 76 10 0
4576 Oh yeah, it's Old Timer's night. 1.1163 0.03850 86 77 8 1
4577 Remind me. Is it kill the umpire or kill the catcher? 1.1163 0.03477 86 76 10 0
4578 So my wife sometimes calls me a Neanderthal, guess that's a good thing? 1.1163 0.03477 86 76 10 0
4579 hey batter swing batter batter bash me over the head with your club batter batter and drag me by the hair back to your cave and do fucked up sex shit to me batter 1.1163 0.03850 86 77 8 1
4580 I'm here to slug anyone who's kneeling or squatting. 1.1163 0.03850 86 77 8 1
4581 Is that the new Louisville Slugger? 1.1163 0.04191 86 78 6 2
4582 New ball club? 1.1163 0.03850 86 77 8 1
4583 Look, the younger generation wants faster pace of play. What can I do? 1.1163 0.03477 86 76 10 0
4584 I heard this was the place for competitive clubbing & putrified meat. Who do I see about that? 1.1163 0.04191 86 78 6 2
4585 When the ump yelled, “Play Ball,” he meant ...! 1.1163 0.03850 86 77 8 1
4586 No, more than just "retro", dude. 1.1163 0.03850 86 77 8 1
4587 Thanks for not wearing spikes! 1.1163 0.03850 86 77 8 1
4588 Yo, batter I slept with your w...whoa, uh, hey big fella! 1.1163 0.03477 86 76 10 0
4589 It’s the heaviest one in my bat cave. 1.1163 0.03850 86 77 8 1
4590 I don’t care if the emerald ash borer has killed more than 50 million of the ash trees used to make baseball bats. That stick is non-regulation! 1.1163 0.03477 86 76 10 0
4591 Ogg not leftie. He switch-hitter. 1.1163 0.03850 86 77 8 1
4592 Can you get around on his fastball with such a heavy bat? 1.1163 0.03850 86 77 8 1
4593 Coach, you should be talking to the guy on the mound, I'm just catching them. Or trying... 1.1163 0.04191 86 78 6 2
4594 It's looking to be a prehistoric night 1.1163 0.03477 86 76 10 0
4595 To clarify, strikes no get fire. 1.1163 0.04191 86 78 6 2
4596 No, you're an unevolved relic of the past. 1.1163 0.03850 86 77 8 1
4597 You'd best remove your armor if you want to play cavemen. 1.1163 0.03477 86 76 10 0
4598 I hit you or the ball - your choice. 1.1163 0.03850 86 77 8 1
4599 Me told to come here to steal home 1.1163 0.03850 86 77 8 1
4600 Strikes are good, let me show you. 1.1163 0.03850 86 77 8 1
4601 Well it's..uh...ballasuarus..uh..food..and it's gonna come fast. so.... 1.1163 0.03850 86 77 8 1
4602 I called for a mastodon but he shook me off. 1.1163 0.03850 86 77 8 1
4603 Me just get promoted from the JFT, (Jurassic Farm Team). 1.1163 0.03850 86 77 8 1
4604 I'll be Neantherthal over you if you hit one of my balls. 1.1163 0.03850 86 77 8 1
4605 “Many folks don’t know that baseball is really the oldest profession.” 1.1163 0.03477 86 76 10 0
4606 You know that we’re using sabermetrics on how to pitch to you, right? 1.1163 0.03850 86 77 8 1
4607 Ugg, in my day, we no have fancy gear! 1.1163 0.03850 86 77 8 1
4608 Ball is like wheel? 1.1163 0.03850 86 77 8 1
4609 These throwback uniforms are really comfortable, 1.1163 0.03850 86 77 8 1
4610 And you’re the EPA Chief? What a renaissance man. 1.1163 0.04191 86 78 6 2
4611 Well, it’s definitely not a T-Rex.. 1.1163 0.03850 86 77 8 1
4612 I’m gonna go out on a limb and guess you play left field. 1.1163 0.03850 86 77 8 1
4613 Looking good, been doing that paleo diet? 1.1163 0.04191 86 78 6 2
4614 We don't have a signal for wild pitch. 1.1163 0.03850 86 77 8 1
4615 It doe meet the weight requirements. 1.1163 0.03477 86 76 10 0
4616 All we need is that one last cave run. 1.1163 0.03850 86 77 8 1
4617 Didn’t we play Little League together? 1.1163 0.03850 86 77 8 1
4618 No Bob, I don't think that's what they had in mind for the 'Throw Back' uniforms. 1.1163 0.03850 86 77 8 1
4619 Please explain why your head not part of strike zone. 1.1163 0.03850 86 77 8 1
4620 Is that a regulation sized club? 1.1163 0.04191 86 78 6 2
4621 Ducks on pond? Me eat well tonight. 1.1163 0.04505 86 79 4 3
4622 No bat flipping or we'll all end up in outer space. 1.1163 0.03850 86 77 8 1
4623 That’s your problem. You should have made a left turn at 2018. 1.1163 0.03850 86 77 8 1
4624 All bat and no chattel. 1.1163 0.04191 86 78 6 2
4625 Are you one of Donald Trump's hit men? 1.1163 0.04505 86 79 4 3
4626 We don't serve up meatballs. 1.1163 0.04191 86 78 6 2
4627 I hear there is some great new over the counter drug for those plantars warts. 1.1163 0.04191 86 78 6 2
4628 Unless you put on your batting helmet, you can't play. 1.1163 0.03477 86 76 10 0
4629 How long have you been on the Paleo diet? 1.1163 0.04191 86 78 6 2
4630 I'll give you $50 to get a bite of that Velociraptor leg! 1.1163 0.03850 86 77 8 1
4631 So. Will the sports writers again dub your flurry of homers and hits today yet another 'Oog-gasm'? 1.1163 0.03850 86 77 8 1
4632 Coach really convinced them the rulebook only applies to Homo sapiens? 1.1163 0.03850 86 77 8 1
4633 Don't forget your helmet. 1.1163 0.03477 86 76 10 0
4634 Batting average low, timing off by 10,000 years. 1.1163 0.04191 86 78 6 2
4635 Have you seen my wife? 1.1163 0.03850 86 77 8 1
4636 Yes, I’m the team’s slugger. 1.1163 0.04191 86 78 6 2
4637 Glad you're a part of our ball club, Garf. 1.1163 0.04191 86 78 6 2
4638 I beat him, Homie! 1.1163 0.04505 86 79 4 3
4639 Look at that dinosaur on the mound. 1.1163 0.03477 86 76 10 0
4640 When the Umpire said "Strike One," he didn't mean...never mind, just leave the bat here, and run like hell. 1.1163 0.04191 86 78 6 2
4641 I know you're a Neanderthal. You still have to wear a batting helmet 1.1163 0.03850 86 77 8 1
4642 This at bat could set a club record. 1.1163 0.03850 86 77 8 1
4643 Sorry, Neand, but here we only use Louisville Slugger bats. 1.1163 0.03850 86 77 8 1
4644 I told you he can't put a dinosaur in this comic. 1.1163 0.04191 86 78 6 2
4645 Again, this inning and all innings will be a 'no hitter.' Understood? 1.1163 0.04191 86 78 6 2
4646 Me not hurt you — no need protective gear! 1.1163 0.04505 86 79 4 3
4647 Are you looking for food on your plate? 1.1163 0.04191 86 78 6 2
4648 You ain't gettin a cave run off a me, pal. 1.1163 0.03850 86 77 8 1
4649 Back up from the Pleistocene League, eh Flintstone? 1.1163 0.04191 86 78 6 2
4650 Now batting, founding club member, Thag Simmons”. 1.1163 0.03477 86 76 10 0
4651 No, this is not the old-timers’ game! 1.1163 0.03477 86 76 10 0
4652 Man hit ball now. 1.1163 0.03477 86 76 10 0
4653 I should have just finished college 1.1163 0.03850 86 77 8 1
4654 A unempire where's my wife." Patrick McGuire Waldorf ,MD 1.1163 0.04191 86 78 6 2
4655 So Stephen Hawking finally did invent and a time machine, and this is what we get? 1.1163 0.03477 86 76 10 0
4656 He'll get you with his past ball. 1.1163 0.03850 86 77 8 1
4657 I'm sorry to hear your teammates got stuck in the pine tar. 1.1163 0.03850 86 77 8 1
4658 What comes after two? 1.1163 0.04191 86 78 6 2
4659 When you eat Fruity Pebbles, I guess you don't need a helmet. Right Flinstone? 1.1163 0.03850 86 77 8 1
4660 I know you just came from the clubhouse, but... 1.1163 0.03850 86 77 8 1
4661 Normally I would say 'you're guess is as good as mine', but not this time. 1.1163 0.04191 86 78 6 2
4662 I thought Neanderthals were opposed to the designated hitter rule. 1.1163 0.03477 86 76 10 0
4663 I am here to beat the crap out of that asshole David Remnick, not hit some dumb ball. 1.1163 0.04505 86 79 4 3
4664 Where are your cleats? 1.1163 0.04191 86 78 6 2
4665 What cause does your uniform support? 1.1163 0.03850 86 77 8 1
4666 We don't club oranges, we just pick 'em. 1.1163 0.03477 86 76 10 0
4667 Are you new to the majors? 1.1163 0.03477 86 76 10 0
4668 The color of the sox is not negotiable, man. 1.1084 0.03434 83 74 9 0
4669 You’re with a good club. 1.1084 0.03838 83 75 7 1
4670 If it's a good hit, then you can finally go home! 1.1084 0.03838 83 75 7 1
4671 This Neanderthal's gonna blow you away. 1.1084 0.03838 83 75 7 1
4672 I feel the same way! The modern equipment doesn't match up. My shin guards and chest protector are made of tortoise shells. 1.1084 0.04203 83 76 5 2
4673 Are you really, REALLY sure that wasn't a ball? 1.1084 0.03838 83 75 7 1
4674 Hey rube, spent a few years in the minors? 1.1084 0.03838 83 75 7 1
4675 So you guys are bringing up the big lumber huh? 1.1084 0.03434 83 74 9 0
4676 That's about the biggest Louisville Slugger I have ever seen... 1.1084 0.03434 83 74 9 0
4677 These cross promotional events are getting out of control -- today we are sponsored by a local BBQ restaurant 1.1084 0.03838 83 75 7 1
4678 Before baseball was invented, what use was the bat? 1.1084 0.03434 83 74 9 0
4679 I made a home run. 1.1084 0.03838 83 75 7 1
4680 Wow, cool, Man, could it even knock me back to The Stone Age? 1.1084 0.03434 83 74 9 0
4681 Even though I'm juicing they still call this the dead ball era. 1.1084 0.04203 83 76 5 2
4682 Hay, This isn't club ball. 1.1084 0.03838 83 75 7 1
4683 Coach said recruiting was tough this year--your from a farm team? 1.1084 0.03838 83 75 7 1
4684 What's your problem buddy? Never seen a Neanderthal before? 1.1084 0.04203 83 76 5 2
4685 You guys are taking throwback uniforms too far. 1.1084 0.03434 83 74 9 0
4686 I'm the original splendid splinter. FREDERICK LORBER 5830 TURTLE VALLEY DRIVE STOCKTON, CA 95207 LOBO13428@AOL.COM 209-474-8677 1.1084 0.04203 83 76 5 2
4687 ONE strike and I'm out! 1.1084 0.04203 83 76 5 2
4688 Looking at you, I"m overcome with nostalgia foe the days before indoor plumbing. 1.1084 0.03838 83 75 7 1
4689 Y'know, you're throwing us quite a curve ball here. 1.1084 0.03838 83 75 7 1
4690 You have to wear a helmet if you want to bat 1.1084 0.03838 83 75 7 1
4691 Global warming has changed the game as unfrozen caveman comes to the plate. 1.1084 0.04203 83 76 5 2
4692 Splurge on the club level seating, they said. You won't regret it, they told me. 1.1084 0.03434 83 74 9 0
4693 He won't pitch to you because your not in uniform. 1.1084 0.03838 83 75 7 1
4694 So, you finally made it to the Show! 1.1084 0.04203 83 76 5 2
4695 Heads up for the chin music 1.1084 0.03838 83 75 7 1
4696 Is that a regulation uniform? 1.1084 0.03434 83 74 9 0
4697 Baseballs are too small, we've got a whole evolution to blow out of existence 1.1084 0.03434 83 74 9 0
4698 You can drag your knuckles, but not our knuckleball. 1.1084 0.03434 83 74 9 0
4699 Isn't it time the Cleveland Indians change their mascot? 1.1084 0.03434 83 74 9 0
4700 Hit me in the knees so I can get out of this position 1.1084 0.03434 83 74 9 0
4701 If you don't a homer, your going back to the stone-age! 1.1084 0.03434 83 74 9 0
4702 Do you think that these throwback uniforms have gone a little too far? 1.1084 0.03434 83 74 9 0
4703 C'mon Flintsone, let's see you knock it outta the park! 1.1084 0.04203 83 76 5 2
4704 You hit the ball - not my head! 1.1084 0.04203 83 76 5 2
4705 My wife sent me to get me out of the cave! 1.1084 0.03838 83 75 7 1
4706 Nice to see you Thor. You’re the only one from the class of 500 BC to make it back to the reunion game. 1.1084 0.03434 83 74 9 0
4707 Concentrate on the ball ... Don't even think about hitting me ! 1.1084 0.03434 83 74 9 0
4708 I don't care what you think! I love the throwback uniforms! 1.1084 0.03434 83 74 9 0
4709 Hey Buddy, the old timers game was last week! 1.1084 0.03434 83 74 9 0
4710 Gonna try and hit yourself a caverun there, Fred? 1.1084 0.03838 83 75 7 1
4711 What club you with again? 1.1084 0.03434 83 74 9 0
4712 15 minutes could save you 15% or more.... 1.1084 0.03838 83 75 7 1
4713 Ah...so thats the new uniform from Adidas! 1.1084 0.03434 83 74 9 0
4714 Our pitcher is Cro-Magnon, carves his own rocks and hates Neanderthals...have a nice at bat. 1.1084 0.03434 83 74 9 0
4715 I take it you're a walk on... 1.1084 0.03434 83 74 9 0
4716 Catcher: "you ready for the curveball?" Caveman: "what's a curveball?" 1.1084 0.03838 83 75 7 1
4717 You're the first player I've ever seen who's moved UP to the Bush League 1.1084 0.03838 83 75 7 1
4718 Now that's what I call a major league baseball club! 1.1084 0.03838 83 75 7 1
4719 Now Pinch-hitting for the Home Team... 1.1084 0.03838 83 75 7 1
4720 Stand in box, and man will throw dinosaur egg at you" 1.1084 0.03434 83 74 9 0
4721 Grarff frugl moog. 1.1084 0.03838 83 75 7 1
4722 Bob and Oog couldn’t help but maintain eye contact long enough for the bench to notice 1.1084 0.03838 83 75 7 1
4723 Is that heavier than the Babe's? 1.1084 0.03838 83 75 7 1
4724 I hope you never try to steal home. 1.1084 0.03838 83 75 7 1
4725 You must be one of the Late Pleistocene call-ups. 1.1084 0.03838 83 75 7 1
4726 They call my gear "the tools of ignorance," but your bat is simply archaic. 1.1084 0.03838 83 75 7 1
4727 OK Slugger, let's see what you've got. 1.1084 0.03434 83 74 9 0
4728 It's usually the pitcher that throw's a curve ball. 1.1084 0.03434 83 74 9 0
4729 Epic throwback jersey bro! 1.1084 0.03838 83 75 7 1
4730 They're really going too far with these retro uniforms. 1.1084 0.03434 83 74 9 0
4731 The old timers game was last week. 1.1084 0.03434 83 74 9 0
4732 You’re playing against the wrong club. 1.1084 0.04203 83 76 5 2
4733 You're gonna cave,man. 1.1084 0.04203 83 76 5 2
4734 Sluginski, you've taken 'Throwback Night' to a whole new level. 1.1084 0.04203 83 76 5 2
4735 when you say "you'll never club the ball" whatsa a ball? 1.1084 0.04203 83 76 5 2
4736 What?! They said to bring your own bat and gloves. 1.1084 0.03434 83 74 9 0
4737 And I suppose Fred Flintstone plays First? 1.1084 0.03838 83 75 7 1
4738 You'll make a fine mate. 1.1084 0.03434 83 74 9 0
4739 "Ball." . . . "Club." 1.1084 0.03838 83 75 7 1
4740 You’re taking this paleo diet a little too far. 1.1084 0.03434 83 74 9 0
4741 I think there’s a misunderstanding; the TEAM is called a baseball club. 1.1084 0.03838 83 75 7 1
4742 I think you forgot your shoes. 1.1084 0.03838 83 75 7 1
4743 Yeah...this is one long inning all right. 1.1084 0.04203 83 76 5 2
4744 You forgot your clubbing helmet. 1.1084 0.03838 83 75 7 1
4745 Now batting, Shoeless Joe Jackson—back from the grave. 1.1084 0.03434 83 74 9 0
4746 I'm not loving these new throwback uniforms. 1.1084 0.04539 83 77 3 3
4747 For your information, that is not a Louisville Slugger. 1.1084 0.03838 83 75 7 1
4748 scam! you may be a slugger, but your bat isn't a Louisville slugger! 1.1084 0.03434 83 74 9 0
4749 Batter up and so's the turf. 1.1084 0.04203 83 76 5 2
4750 Use a bat, they're running out of balls. 1.1084 0.03434 83 74 9 0
4751 Are you sure you have the right club? 1.1084 0.03838 83 75 7 1
4752 I know this this is Old Timers’ day but this is taking it a bit too far. 1.1084 0.03434 83 74 9 0
4753 Excuse me sir, I’m don’t know if the rules have changed since the Stone Age, but the goal of the game is to hit the ball and run around the bases, rather than pound me into oblivion. 1.1084 0.03838 83 75 7 1
4754 I have steroids for breakfast, lunch, and dinner, so you might as well leave. 1.1084 0.03838 83 75 7 1
4755 Every batter MUST wear a helmet! 1.1084 0.04203 83 76 5 2
4756 How long you been playin' with the Westside Wooly Mammoths? 1.1084 0.03838 83 75 7 1
4757 Only a ball Bud - no Woolly Mamoths here 1.1084 0.03838 83 75 7 1
4758 Ball!" "No, wheel." "Ball!" "Wheel!" "Ba-" "WHEEL!" 1.1084 0.03434 83 74 9 0
4759 What do think of our logo? 1.1084 0.03838 83 75 7 1
4760 So, how do you pick up girls? 1.1084 0.03838 83 75 7 1
4761 Been stuck in the dug-out a long time? 1.1084 0.03434 83 74 9 0
4762 Your new manager is really old school. 1.1084 0.03434 83 74 9 0
4763 Wow, this game has really devolved.” 1.1084 0.03838 83 75 7 1
4764 Hey, knuckle dragger, think you're gunna get a knuckle ball? 1.1084 0.04203 83 76 5 2
4765 Is that a club bat? 1.1084 0.03838 83 75 7 1
4766 Hey dude, those clothes are inappropriate for going clubbing. 1.1084 0.03434 83 74 9 0
4767 Are you calling a tight strike zone? 1.1084 0.03434 83 74 9 0
4768 Krall Gerk at club! 1.1084 0.04203 83 76 5 2
4769 Look...first take a shower...dude...second...regulation bat...third dude...regulation clothes...and shoes dude...got it...now go!... 1.1084 0.04203 83 76 5 2
4770 I homered and beat a wooly mammoth with this bat. 1.1084 0.03434 83 74 9 0
4771 Knock one out of the ark. 1.1084 0.03838 83 75 7 1
4772 bunt it - don't eat it 1.1084 0.03434 83 74 9 0
4773 I love the retro uniform. Are you sure the bat is not corked? 1.1084 0.03838 83 75 7 1
4774 I'm afraid we have a dress code, sir. 1.1084 0.03434 83 74 9 0
4775 Ty Bludgeon. Good baseball name. 1.1084 0.03838 83 75 7 1
4776 You've got the best throwbacks in the league. 1.1084 0.03838 83 75 7 1
4777 It's not like with the wild things. You get three chance here. 1.1084 0.03838 83 75 7 1
4778 Yea the club is nice, but I'm still going to recommend the cup 1.1084 0.03434 83 74 9 0
4779 Nobody brought any Cro-Magnon helmets? 1.1084 0.04203 83 76 5 2
4780 'Pinch hitter' is just an expression, so stop it. 1.1084 0.03838 83 75 7 1
4781 I swear, "fireball" is just a name. There's no actual fire involved. 1.1084 0.03838 83 75 7 1
4782 You'll need a regulation bat. 1.1084 0.03838 83 75 7 1
4783 Well, at least I won't have to listen to them accuse me of wearing the 'tools of ignorance' anymore. 1.1084 0.03434 83 74 9 0
4784 Checkout New York's latest attraction: The Metropolitan Museum of Natural History of American Baseball 1.1084 0.03838 83 75 7 1
4785 You take Halloween way too seriously, Jeremy. 1.1084 0.03434 83 74 9 0
4786 I got it in the club house. What's it to you? 1.1084 0.03434 83 74 9 0
4787 I spent a lotta years on the farm team. 1.1084 0.03838 83 75 7 1
4788 Remember this time... Harold, my head is not the ball ! 1.1084 0.04203 83 76 5 2
4789 You look like the designated hitter. Could you bunt this time round please? 1.1084 0.03838 83 75 7 1
4790 Didn’t you used to play for the Cro-Magnums? 1.1084 0.03434 83 74 9 0
4791 Last night’s hit-by-pitch really knocked Jeff back to the Stone Age. 1.1084 0.03838 83 75 7 1
4792 Thanks for removing the spike, Thog. We’ve been going through catchers like crazy! 1.1084 0.03838 83 75 7 1
4793 Hey! That's not a regulation bat! It may be OK for cricket, but not here" 1.1084 0.03838 83 75 7 1
4794 Dude, we don’t have an offensive line. 1.1084 0.04203 83 76 5 2
4795 Step aside, Padre. 1.1084 0.03838 83 75 7 1
4796 What you see is not what's happening! 1.1084 0.03838 83 75 7 1
4797 Shoes! ... regulations you know. 1.1084 0.03434 83 74 9 0
4798 Your retro-uniform goes a little too far back... 1.1084 0.03434 83 74 9 0
4799 And they said that Neander Bhal was extinct. 1.1084 0.03434 83 74 9 0
4800 Watch out for the high heat. 1.1084 0.04203 83 76 5 2
4801 Which way go at fork? 1.1084 0.03434 83 74 9 0
4802 Swing batter, batter! 1.1084 0.04203 83 76 5 2
4803 No evolution here.” 1.1084 0.03434 83 74 9 0
4804 You worry about the pitches and I'll worry about the pictograph 1.1084 0.03434 83 74 9 0
4805 They've taken the uniforms pretty far this year. 1.1084 0.03838 83 75 7 1
4806 So you are the designated cave man 1.1084 0.03838 83 75 7 1
4807 Welcome to the show - I heard you really clobbered the ball down in Bedrock. 1.1084 0.03838 83 75 7 1
4808 So you think you’re the real Ted Williams ❓” OK! Show me what you’ve got ‼ 1.1084 0.04203 83 76 5 2
4809 What's a Louisville slugger? 1.1084 0.03838 83 75 7 1
4810 Wow, It's hard to believe that I finally made it to the Big Leagues! 1.1084 0.03434 83 74 9 0
4811 Throwback Thursday at Fenway Park 1.1084 0.03434 83 74 9 0
4812 Slugfest! ha, take a good look at the pitcher 1.1084 0.03838 83 75 7 1
4813 Wanna see a picture of your armadillo? 1.1084 0.03434 83 74 9 0
4814 No, the bears you're after play football, not baseball. 1.1084 0.03838 83 75 7 1
4815 You hunter and me gatherer. 1.1084 0.04203 83 76 5 2
4816 Hey Batta! I can see why they don't make you wear a helmet. Ya outta hike that skirt a bit. Is that pine tar on the club? 1.1084 0.04203 83 76 5 2
4817 So, you're dh'ing for Fred Flintstone? 1.1084 0.03838 83 75 7 1
4818 Looks like mother nature threw someone a curveball. 1.1084 0.03434 83 74 9 0
4819 Be kind. 1.1084 0.03838 83 75 7 1
4820 Hey, Caveman Carter! Man, you were in the minors for a long time....... 1.1084 0.03838 83 75 7 1
4821 For a clean-up hitter, you certainly don't smell the part. 1.1084 0.03434 83 74 9 0
4822 Going the way of politics, I see. Look to the left and hit the next one out of the park . . . 1.1084 0.03434 83 74 9 0
4823 It's simple. You hit the ball, run counterclockwise -- heck! Just mash it! 1.1084 0.03838 83 75 7 1
4824 Our beards were the inspiration for the retro uniforms. 1.1084 0.03434 83 74 9 0
4825 Know how to autograph it, if it goes into the stands? 1.1084 0.03838 83 75 7 1
4826 Yes, B.C. could stand for Batter Courageous. 1.1084 0.03434 83 74 9 0
4827 I'm not insured. I can't afford to come out without protection. 1.1084 0.04203 83 76 5 2
4828 No. I don't we have a pine tar pit nearby. 1.1084 0.03434 83 74 9 0
4829 Nice throw back uniform ! 1.1084 0.03434 83 74 9 0
4830 You are too early, The "Hot Stove" league begins after the world series are over 1.1084 0.03838 83 75 7 1
4831 Bam Bam in the big leagues 1.1084 0.03434 83 74 9 0
4832 Aren't you a bit too old for this game? 1.1084 0.03838 83 75 7 1
4833 Good luck, caveman! He’s been clocked at upwards of 5890 cubits per minute...whew! 1.1084 0.03838 83 75 7 1
4834 If he's the leadoff hitter, I can't even imagine what the cleanup man looks like. 1.1084 0.03434 83 74 9 0
4835 Who caved and let you play in a dress? 1.1084 0.03838 83 75 7 1
4836 Look, it's not the uniform. I just don't think your bat meets league specifications. 1.1084 0.03838 83 75 7 1
4837 Rumor has it the ump has a small strike zone. 1.1084 0.03434 83 74 9 0
4838 Hit the club last night? 1.1084 0.03838 83 75 7 1
4839 Walk-off home run? You can barely walk upright. 1.1084 0.03434 83 74 9 0
4840 The singles bar is down the street. 1.1084 0.03838 83 75 7 1
4841 Maybe slide headfirst into home this time? 1.1084 0.03838 83 75 7 1
4842 Life was good to Bam-Bam after his folks got over their retro lifestyle. 1.1084 0.03838 83 75 7 1
4843 Hey Bryce, your beard looks great with the new throwback uniforms. 1.1084 0.03838 83 75 7 1
4844 You got something against our club? 1.1084 0.03434 83 74 9 0
4845 The throwback uniforms craze has gone a bit too far. 1.1084 0.03434 83 74 9 0
4846 How do you think the Cubs finally won the World Series in 2016? 1.1084 0.04203 83 76 5 2
4847 These throwback unis are really getting out of hand. 1.1084 0.03838 83 75 7 1
4848 No. I said knock it into the stone age! 1.1084 0.03434 83 74 9 0
4849 You have to hit the ball, not the pitcher. 1.1084 0.03838 83 75 7 1
4850 Now batting from the Stone ERA... 1.1084 0.04203 83 76 5 2
4851 I bet you didn’t know the ‘pinch’ in pinch hitter is all about the opposable thumbs. 1.1084 0.03838 83 75 7 1
4852 If you slide home, its gonna hurt! 1.1084 0.03838 83 75 7 1
4853 Are you sure he remembers not to knock the catcher out this time? 1.1084 0.03838 83 75 7 1
4854 Remember, you don't drag a woman by her hair when you run the bases. 1.1084 0.03838 83 75 7 1
4855 Donald, you can not win the game by beating everyone up with a club! 1.1084 0.03434 83 74 9 0
4856 I'm fluent in grunt-speak, and you're outta here if you insult me again. 1.1084 0.03838 83 75 7 1
4857 Watch out dude, I'm fresh from the man-cave with a brand new dino bat to swing. 1.1084 0.03838 83 75 7 1
4858 I bet cave-chicks dig the long ball too", huh 1.1084 0.04539 83 77 3 3
4859 You guys don’t have a clean up man? 1.1084 0.03434 83 74 9 0
4860 It's time to shave. 1.1084 0.03838 83 75 7 1
4861 Thats what she said! 1.1084 0.03838 83 75 7 1
4862 Guess you never heard of George Brett! 1.1084 0.03434 83 74 9 0
4863 Are you batting clean-up or clan out 1.1084 0.04203 83 76 5 2
4864 Try striking the ball not the batter. 1.1084 0.03838 83 75 7 1
4865 cool mammoth hide throwback uniform... 1.1084 0.03434 83 74 9 0
4866 The game has really evolved since back in the day 1.1084 0.03434 83 74 9 0
4867 You forgot to wear your batting helmet. 1.1084 0.03838 83 75 7 1
4868 So you're the cave man slugger everyone is talking about! 1.1084 0.03838 83 75 7 1
4869 These PEDs are out of control! 1.1084 0.03838 83 75 7 1
4870 If you ask me, we went too far with the throwback jerseys this year. 1.1084 0.03838 83 75 7 1
4871 Stick,, ball,,but pit not tar 1.1084 0.03838 83 75 7 1
4872 This isn't Bedrock, rookie. Put a damn helmet on. 1.1084 0.03434 83 74 9 0
4873 Sorry there are no dames on the other team. Try to hit the ball instead. 1.1084 0.03434 83 74 9 0
4874 How did a woman as lovely and gracious as your mother raise such a monster? 1.1084 0.03838 83 75 7 1
4875 Hey old-timer still think you got some stick. 1.1084 0.04203 83 76 5 2
4876 I like your style. On the Yankees, beards are forbidden. 1.1084 0.03838 83 75 7 1
4877 This is an old times game,isn't it? 1.1084 0.03838 83 75 7 1
4878 What club are you with ? 1.1084 0.03838 83 75 7 1
4879 Those time-traveling talent scouts weren't kidding when they said your technique was primitive. 1.1084 0.03838 83 75 7 1
4880 You must be the franchise player. 1.1084 0.03434 83 74 9 0
4881 I call it my “Persuader” 1.1084 0.03838 83 75 7 1
4882 I'm pretty sure the League requires shoes. 1.1084 0.03838 83 75 7 1
4883 Maybe a ball in the Paleolithic age but at Citi Field it's a strike. 1.1084 0.03838 83 75 7 1
4884 Can I play too? 1.1084 0.03434 83 74 9 0
4885 So you’re the new prospect...Summers Pastime? 1.1084 0.03434 83 74 9 0
4886 So you've been on that Paleo Diet? 1.1084 0.03838 83 75 7 1
4887 It's A-Club. 1.1084 0.03434 83 74 9 0
4888 Are they pitching meatballs? 1.1084 0.04203 83 76 5 2
4889 Me just learn to walk. 1.1084 0.03838 83 75 7 1
4890 I didn't say it was a bat. It's a club, from the clubhouse. 1.1084 0.03838 83 75 7 1
4891 I thought you already got three strikes 1.1084 0.03434 83 74 9 0
4892 Bunt sign 1.1084 0.03434 83 74 9 0
4893 I was just called up from the homo erectus league. I hope I can adjust to your bigger strike zone. 1.1084 0.03838 83 75 7 1
4894 Didn't they tell you, the old-timers game is next week. 1.1084 0.03838 83 75 7 1
4895 Go back to what you call “the cave” and find a regulation bat. 1.1084 0.03434 83 74 9 0
4896 This is the one time it's okay to swing your club. 1.1084 0.03838 83 75 7 1
4897 Hey, O'l timer. 1.1084 0.03838 83 75 7 1
4898 Make this one for the prehistory books. 1.1084 0.03838 83 75 7 1
4899 Did they just bring you up from the Developmental League? 1.1084 0.03838 83 75 7 1
4900 I know this is baseball,but do you have to be such a thug? 1.1084 0.03838 83 75 7 1
4901 No shoes, no serve. 1.1084 0.04203 83 76 5 2
4902 Fortunately, Old Timers' Day comes but once a year. 1.1084 0.03838 83 75 7 1
4903 My next hit is going to be fire. 1.1084 0.03434 83 74 9 0
4904 I hope you’re not disappointed that you can only hit balls instead of heads here.” 1.1084 0.03838 83 75 7 1
4905 Hey Bob, I'm giving this Paleo diet one more week. 1.1084 0.03434 83 74 9 0
4906 If you are planning to slide feet first into the bases, I hope you are wearing underwear. 1.1084 0.04203 83 76 5 2
4907 I think you took "throwback uniform day" a little too far. 1.1084 0.03434 83 74 9 0
4908 Play to win. 1.1084 0.03838 83 75 7 1
4909 Me still wait for pitching coach to leave mound! 1.1084 0.04203 83 76 5 2
4910 Aren't you a little old to be a rookie? 1.1084 0.03434 83 74 9 0
4911 where is your batting helmet? 1.1084 0.03434 83 74 9 0
4912 This is the best outfit for ball games. 1.1084 0.03434 83 74 9 0
4913 You guys really know how to do dress down Friday’s. 1.1084 0.04203 83 76 5 2
4914 Geriatric night at Yankee Stadium 1.1084 0.03434 83 74 9 0
4915 What mean 'bat not regulation?' 1.1084 0.03838 83 75 7 1
4916 That's part of the new rules to speed up the game. 1.1084 0.03434 83 74 9 0
4917 You have to hit that round white thing not my head. 1.1084 0.03434 83 74 9 0
4918 Uhhh Isn’t this the Coliseum? 1.1084 0.03434 83 74 9 0
4919 Is this your first time playing the game? 1.1084 0.03838 83 75 7 1
4920 It’s still gonna hurt when I hit you! Ugh 1.1084 0.03838 83 75 7 1
4921 Aren't you taking "old school" a bit far? 1.1084 0.03838 83 75 7 1
4922 When I said "strike" you didn't have to hit me THAT hard. 1.1084 0.04203 83 76 5 2
4923 No jockstrap, not a problem. 1.1084 0.03434 83 74 9 0
4924 They don't wear batting gloves where I come from. 1.1084 0.03838 83 75 7 1
4925 When I start swingin', yer gonna need a lot more protection. 1.1084 0.03838 83 75 7 1
4926 I don't know what the MLB rules say, but I do know that the batboy just got a hernia from having to lug that around. 1.1084 0.03434 83 74 9 0
4927 Sorry it's been so long. He specializes in slow balls. 1.1084 0.03838 83 75 7 1
4928 The bat is pine. The tar is on my feet. 1.1084 0.03838 83 75 7 1
4929 Hey! The pine-tar rubbed off from my uniform. 1.1084 0.03434 83 74 9 0
4930 Have you ever heard of deodorant? 1.1084 0.03434 83 74 9 0
4931 Throwback Thursdays 1.1084 0.03434 83 74 9 0
4932 Neanderball. 1.1084 0.03838 83 75 7 1
4933 I don’t care how big your bat is. But, you do have to have a baseball cap on. 1.1084 0.03434 83 74 9 0
4934 I thought you went extinct like the Expos. 1.1084 0.03434 83 74 9 0
4935 Okay,you can call it a Cave Run 1.1084 0.03838 83 75 7 1
4936 Wow, Babe Ruth's bat was only 54 ounces! 1.1084 0.03434 83 74 9 0
4937 I thought we were playing the LA Angles, not the Teen Angels 1.1084 0.03838 83 75 7 1
4938 You gonna wanna back up. I trained swingin' wide bustin' skulls. 1.1084 0.03838 83 75 7 1
4939 Back Up! 1.1084 0.04203 83 76 5 2
4940 It’s simple. Just imagine it’all dinner. 1.1084 0.03434 83 74 9 0
4941 If I miss that mammoth, you're going to need a bigger mitt. 1.1084 0.03838 83 75 7 1
4942 It's ball or strike. No mates. 1.1084 0.03434 83 74 9 0
4943 We're not that kind of a club. 1.1084 0.03434 83 74 9 0
4944 You're taking the retro uniform look a little too far! 1.1084 0.03838 83 75 7 1
4945 We have to check that bat for cork. 1.1084 0.03838 83 75 7 1
4946 I don't care what they told you. Baseball rules say that you have to wear a cap. 1.1084 0.03434 83 74 9 0
4947 I wrote your name in the baseball field, Klossner 1.1084 0.03434 83 74 9 0
4948 Trade you my bat for your face guard! 1.1084 0.03434 83 74 9 0
4949 Where's your ball cap, Slugger? 1.1084 0.03838 83 75 7 1
4950 Per the scouting report, you can’t bunt, but can hunt. 1.1084 0.03838 83 75 7 1
4951 Excuse me, did you notice a triceratops run by just now? 1.1084 0.03838 83 75 7 1
4952 Remember, the only thing you should hit with that big stick you have is a white ball. 1.1084 0.03434 83 74 9 0
4953 I don't care if our dugout is nicer than your dugout. 1.1084 0.04203 83 76 5 2
4954 That's Really old-school baseball. 1.1084 0.03838 83 75 7 1
4955 You guys take 'Turn Back the Clock Night' to a new level. 1.1059 0.03751 85 77 7 1
4956 Listen, pal. You’re not getting anything down the middle. You invented the wheelhouse. 1.1000 0.03815 80 73 6 1
4957 Repeat after me . . . Hit. Run. Out. Hit. Run. Out. 1.1000 0.03375 80 72 8 0
4958 Hi, I'm here for the club tryouts. 1.1000 0.04210 80 74 4 2
4959 I betcha can't make it to first base. 1.1000 0.03375 80 72 8 0
4960 These Minor League promotional nights are getting out of control 1.1000 0.03815 80 73 6 1
4961 Long time, no see, Neander. 1.1000 0.03375 80 72 8 0
4962 Sorry, but the DH is only in the American League. This is the National League, and pitchers have to bat. 1.1000 0.03815 80 73 6 1
4963 Is the inning over yet? 1.1000 0.03375 80 72 8 0
4964 Sir, we don't sell fire here. You can get that up in commissary. 1.1000 0.04210 80 74 4 2
4965 Just called up from the millennium league 1.1000 0.03815 80 73 6 1
4966 Please don't beat us. 1.1000 0.03375 80 72 8 0
4967 That ball took me thirty years to make. 1.1000 0.03375 80 72 8 0
4968 I ‘m told you also do anaytics 1.1000 0.03815 80 73 6 1
4969 Millennials are taking this retro thing too far 1.1000 0.03375 80 72 8 0
4970 Not my fault! I warned that Ump that I have a vicious over-swing! 1.1000 0.03375 80 72 8 0
4971 The potential side effects of PEDs 1.1000 0.03375 80 72 8 0
4972 Gotta love vintage uniform day. 1.1000 0.03815 80 73 6 1
4973 How are things down in the Neanderthal League? 1.1000 0.03815 80 73 6 1
4974 Facial hair is one thing... 1.1000 0.03815 80 73 6 1
4975 Wow ! Your team took old school uniform day, and ran with it. 1.1000 0.04210 80 74 4 2
4976 What? I’m trying the paleo diet... 1.1000 0.03375 80 72 8 0
4977 I'm pretty sure that's not a regulation bat. 1.1000 0.03375 80 72 8 0
4978 Thinking signaling a fast ball. 1.1000 0.03815 80 73 6 1
4979 Where'd you get that ridiculous uniform? Now batting for the Neanderthals, ..... The Babe is back! 1.1000 0.03375 80 72 8 0
4980 Time-out's gotta hurt. 1.1000 0.03375 80 72 8 0
4981 Yes, we can tell a home from a plate, you duplex-dwelling dunce. 1.1000 0.03815 80 73 6 1
4982 You: immigrant catcher. Me American. I hit ball into your country. 1.1000 0.03815 80 73 6 1
4983 It's a Bedrock game again 1.1000 0.03815 80 73 6 1
4984 Sorry, your game is at 1 am. 1.1000 0.03815 80 73 6 1
4985 I get it, fashion is cyclical but Silence of the Lambs is so 90's" 1.1000 0.03815 80 73 6 1
4986 Good luck dude, this pitcher's ERA is Paleolithic. 1.1000 0.03815 80 73 6 1
4987 Old Timers Day is next week! 1.1000 0.03375 80 72 8 0
4988 What's all this crap about balls and strikes! 1.1000 0.03375 80 72 8 0
4989 Just got here from the minors - couldn't find a uniform that fit ........ 1.1000 0.03375 80 72 8 0
4990 Let me guess caveman, your name is Casey... 1.1000 0.03375 80 72 8 0
4991 Well, it's clear from down here that you're already playing small ball. 1.1000 0.03815 80 73 6 1
4992 Cast-off circus Cave-Man, Erg, tries baseball, having failed miserably at golf. 1.1000 0.04210 80 74 4 2
4993 The dress code on your team is so very different than the Yankees. Just don't bend over too far! 1.1000 0.03815 80 73 6 1
4994 I knew extending the season to October 31 would be a problem. 1.1000 0.03815 80 73 6 1
4995 Go back to the dugout; you forgot your cleats again. 1.1000 0.03815 80 73 6 1
4996 Jeez, with the Tariffs on Foreign products, we're going back to the Stone Ages 1.1000 0.03375 80 72 8 0
4997 Someone said you needed a pinch-hitter. 1.1000 0.03375 80 72 8 0
4998 Call it right down the middle and I promise not to eat you. 1.1000 0.03815 80 73 6 1
4999 You’re not ready yet, rook. 1.1000 0.03815 80 73 6 1
5000 Triple A Neanderthal League? 1.1000 0.03375 80 72 8 0
5001 You must be just up from the minors. 1.1000 0.03815 80 73 6 1
5002 You ready to get some fireballs? 1.1000 0.03815 80 73 6 1
5003 Forgetaboutit - Go back to the fantasy league where you belong. 1.1000 0.03815 80 73 6 1
5004 I thought you played for the Red Socks. 1.1000 0.03375 80 72 8 0
5005 This game is out of your league. 1.1000 0.03375 80 72 8 0
5006 You battin' for the Neanderthal or the Denisovan? 1.1000 0.03375 80 72 8 0
5007 Hate to be a buzzkill, chief, but people nowadays expect delivery of customized, even gluten-free, meals in the stands. 1.1000 0.03815 80 73 6 1
5008 Don't even THINK of asking for a video replay. 1.1000 0.03375 80 72 8 0
5009 Don’t cave in on his fadtball 1.1000 0.04210 80 74 4 2
5010 Helmet! You said? That’s an interesting headgear 1.1000 0.03375 80 72 8 0
5011 Nice outfit! 1.1000 0.03815 80 73 6 1
5012 The writing's on the wall, you're gonna cave to the pressure 1.1000 0.03815 80 73 6 1
5013 Have you ever played quartz ball before? 1.1000 0.03815 80 73 6 1
5014 Don't worry, I've got this. 1.1000 0.03375 80 72 8 0
5015 Your spray painting was dainty 1.1000 0.03375 80 72 8 0
5016 Betcha a T Rex thigh bone they told you to take two and hit to right. 1.1000 0.03375 80 72 8 0
5017 You been doing the Paleo? 1.1000 0.03375 80 72 8 0
5018 "You up from the minors?" 1.1000 0.03815 80 73 6 1
5019 One of those pinch hitters from the Pro-Magnon League, I presume? 1.1000 0.03815 80 73 6 1
5020 For the last time, this isn't a costume party. 1.1000 0.03815 80 73 6 1
5021 Talks are going nowhere with management. Time to use some good old union tactics. 1.1000 0.03375 80 72 8 0
5022 I hope you didn’t get the “hit and run” sign! 1.1000 0.03375 80 72 8 0
5023 Prehistoric Batter UP ? 1.1000 0.04210 80 74 4 2
5024 You must be from the new ball club. 1.1000 0.03815 80 73 6 1
5025 You must be from the new dugout. 1.1000 0.03375 80 72 8 0
5026 You just up from the Minors?? 1.1000 0.03815 80 73 6 1
5027 Didn't you play for the Rockies? 1.1000 0.04210 80 74 4 2
5028 Wanna see how well your helmet works? 1.1000 0.03815 80 73 6 1
5029 You're in the wrong stadium. Try the Tigers. 1.1000 0.04210 80 74 4 2
5030 After last night, we couldn't find any willing to call a ball against you. 1.1000 0.03375 80 72 8 0
5031 That's a major league ball club. 1.1000 0.03815 80 73 6 1
5032 let's start with strike one 1.1000 0.03375 80 72 8 0
5033 I understand you picked to help keep your team in the hunt. 1.1000 0.03815 80 73 6 1
5034 I'm just sayin, that better not be filled with cork 1.1000 0.04210 80 74 4 2
5035 Maybe you are, but I have to tell you I still don't like the designated hitter rule. 1.1000 0.03375 80 72 8 0
5036 No, bring a club. This season doesn’t have too many players. 1.1000 0.03375 80 72 8 0
5037 Please know that if they expand the batter's box to accommodate your size you'll find my head at the point of your swing. 1.1000 0.03375 80 72 8 0
5038 Make it count, Neanderthal - this is your last crack at making history! 1.1000 0.03815 80 73 6 1
5039 Two more curveballs and you're out 1.1000 0.04210 80 74 4 2
5040 Cro-Mag at the bat. 1.1000 0.03815 80 73 6 1
5041 "This is baseball, not baseline." 1.1000 0.03375 80 72 8 0
5042 No cleats, again? 1.1000 0.03375 80 72 8 0
5043 You won't be able to hit it. It's not a rock. 1.1000 0.03375 80 72 8 0
5044 Well, you should have some expertise after all these years in the game" 1.1000 0.03375 80 72 8 0
5045 That's not at all what I meant by a 'Meatball' 1.1000 0.03815 80 73 6 1
5046 In Baseball; ERAs are irrelevant. What matters is how you approach the current batter. 1.1000 0.03815 80 73 6 1
5047 How’s a bad time, but ... matches. 1.1000 0.03375 80 72 8 0
5048 They should've called this game back in the Dark Ages. 1.1000 0.03815 80 73 6 1
5049 "Dude! Too many mammoth-burgers." 1.1000 0.03815 80 73 6 1
5050 Sorry , you need a regulation bat! 1.1000 0.04210 80 74 4 2
5051 A "K" could be devastating for you...just sayin' 1.1000 0.03375 80 72 8 0
5052 Is that your rhythm stick? 1.1000 0.04210 80 74 4 2
5053 Dude, you've never hit the curve ball and you never will. 1.1000 0.03375 80 72 8 0
5054 Keep on eye out for Flinstone; that guy's gonna be a star! 1.1000 0.03375 80 72 8 0
5055 You call it a club. I call it the Paleolithic Slugger. 1.1000 0.03375 80 72 8 0
5056 So that's where that look was heading. 1.1000 0.03815 80 73 6 1
5057 The old-timers game was yesterday 1.1000 0.03375 80 72 8 0
5058 This time they've really gone too far with Turn Back the Clock. 1.1000 0.03815 80 73 6 1
5059 That's not what I meant by "bring your ball club." 1.1000 0.03815 80 73 6 1
5060 "With my one strike you will be out!" 1.1000 0.03815 80 73 6 1
5061 This is the Farm League, son. Time to put on your Homo Erectus pants. 1.1000 0.03815 80 73 6 1
5062 I want a pitcher, not a glass of water. 1.1000 0.03375 80 72 8 0
5063 Uh, I think you went to the wrong clubhouse 1.1000 0.03375 80 72 8 0
5064 Sorry, sir, this isn't what we meant when we advertised Bat Day. 1.1000 0.03815 80 73 6 1
5065 Let's go, Clubbies 1.1000 0.03815 80 73 6 1
5066 That's enough, trade me back to the National League. 1.1000 0.03815 80 73 6 1
5067 Do you know that you can't use a 'corked' bat? 1.1000 0.03815 80 73 6 1
5068 Does that club have cork in it? 1.1000 0.03815 80 73 6 1
5069 The beard is fine; it’s the ‘no shoes and no helmet’ rule that has the home-base ump flummoxed. 1.1000 0.03375 80 72 8 0
5070 What’s the deal with these uniforms? 1.1000 0.03375 80 72 8 0
5071 Check the pine tar, pal 1.1000 0.03375 80 72 8 0
5072 In. this. league it's all. about eugenics. 1.1000 0.03815 80 73 6 1
5073 I'm on the Keto Diet. 1.1000 0.03375 80 72 8 0
5074 Judge? Me not 1.1000 0.03375 80 72 8 0
5075 If I call a strike, and you drop the billy club, will you promise to bring back Unions? 1.1000 0.03815 80 73 6 1
5076 Team Geico really needs a win today, so just hit it out of the park. 1.1000 0.03375 80 72 8 0
5077 Got a problem? I’m the new pitch hitter! 1.1000 0.03375 80 72 8 0
5078 The sleaveless retro uniform enhances my launch angle. 1.1000 0.03375 80 72 8 0
5079 Hello Mr. Roosevelt. 1.1000 0.03375 80 72 8 0
5080 I don't care if it's a Neolithic Slugger. That's not a regulation bat. 1.1000 0.03815 80 73 6 1
5081 See, this is what happens when you don't have a designated hitter. 1.1000 0.04210 80 74 4 2
5082 Wow! Is that the new Louisville Slugger? 1.1000 0.03375 80 72 8 0
5083 That halloween costume is starting to get old. 1.1000 0.03815 80 73 6 1
5084 That's right. I represent the dugout club. 1.1000 0.03375 80 72 8 0
5085 Me could never be catcher in uniform like this. 1.1000 0.03375 80 72 8 0
5086 Oh, you think you invented fire... just wait til you see this heat! 1.1000 0.03815 80 73 6 1
5087 The wife said I really needed to get out more. 1.1000 0.03375 80 72 8 0
5088 Personally, I feel your attempt to intimidate the pitcher is silly. 1.1000 0.03815 80 73 6 1
5089 WHAT Team are you on? Cavemen or Dinosaurs? 1.1000 0.03375 80 72 8 0
5090 Swing hard. Just in case you hit it. 1.1000 0.03375 80 72 8 0
5091 No. There will be a ball. You hit the ball. 1.1000 0.03375 80 72 8 0
5092 The directions on the cave wall? 1.1000 0.03815 80 73 6 1
5093 Maybe you should let your fingers do the talking. 1.1000 0.03815 80 73 6 1
5094 I notice you don’t wear batting gloves 1.1000 0.03375 80 72 8 0
5095 I'll never be able to run home. 1.1000 0.03815 80 73 6 1
5096 well, i see the Neanderthals have a new lead off hitter this game. . . 1.1000 0.03815 80 73 6 1
5097 Fans can be hard-- don't take the '...not a belly scratcher!' chants too personally. 1.1000 0.03375 80 72 8 0
5098 What’s a home run! 1.1000 0.03815 80 73 6 1
5099 Same rules, but we added a declared walk to speed things up. 1.1000 0.04210 80 74 4 2
5100 What transgender designation are you? 1.1000 0.03375 80 72 8 0
5101 No I said, I am not taking a knee. Have you never heard of a double negative? 1.1000 0.03815 80 73 6 1
5102 I'm just here to do anything to help the club. 1.1000 0.03815 80 73 6 1
5103 So you must be the rookie they called up from the Cro-Magnon League. 1.1000 0.03375 80 72 8 0
5104 Break a rock! 1.1000 0.03815 80 73 6 1
5105 Stand back! 1.1000 0.03815 80 73 6 1
5106 You're so old, you live in cave! 1.1000 0.03815 80 73 6 1
5107 Nice bat, your new uniform not so much. 1.1000 0.03815 80 73 6 1
5108 I am going to request that the Umpire check that bat and see if it is corked!" 1.1000 0.03815 80 73 6 1
5109 homie, I may or may have not soiled myself. 1.1000 0.03375 80 72 8 0
5110 Yeah, I waived my no trade clause when the team changed their uniforms. 1.1000 0.03375 80 72 8 0
5111 You're out ... of your cave 1.1000 0.03815 80 73 6 1
5112 No matter how many times they yell it, I still don't feel 'safe'. 1.1000 0.03375 80 72 8 0
5113 Why are you wearing so many clothes? 1.1000 0.03375 80 72 8 0
5114 Sorry, only regulation equipment allowed. 1.1000 0.03815 80 73 6 1
5115 Yes, you could clobber me but you'd get thrown out of the game, OR you can hit the small ball really hard, many, many times, and receive seven figure endorsements. 1.1000 0.04210 80 74 4 2
5116 May I suggest a bat with more predictable outcomes? 1.1000 0.03815 80 73 6 1
5117 Something tells me you never settle for the first weapon out of the rack. 1.1000 0.03815 80 73 6 1
5118 Strike three. You out. 1.1000 0.03815 80 73 6 1
5119 Hey, buddy: is that uniform regulation? 1.1000 0.03375 80 72 8 0
5120 I'm here to skip some stones. 1.1000 0.03375 80 72 8 0
5121 Yes, the dugout is sort of like a cave. 1.1000 0.03375 80 72 8 0
5122 Nowadays everyone wants a bigger bat. 1.1000 0.03815 80 73 6 1
5123 I'm on the paleo diet. You got a problem with that?" 1.1000 0.03375 80 72 8 0
5124 Babe Ugg. Neandertal. Me hit ball. 1.1000 0.03815 80 73 6 1
5125 Now batting: baseball's fan demographic. 1.1000 0.03815 80 73 6 1
5126 This new international player exchange program sure makes the game interesting... 1.1000 0.03815 80 73 6 1
5127 We did our homework on you. 1.1000 0.03375 80 72 8 0
5128 Remember, no one likes a bat flipper. 1.1000 0.03815 80 73 6 1
5129 Is that a bat or a drumstick? 1.1000 0.03815 80 73 6 1
5130 Which league did they call you up from? 1.1000 0.03815 80 73 6 1
5131 Grog, you know that's not regulation. 1.1000 0.03815 80 73 6 1
5132 Quit mocking our throwback uniforms! 1.1000 0.03815 80 73 6 1
5133 Is that bat even allowed? 1.1000 0.03375 80 72 8 0
5134 Going old school huh ? 1.1000 0.03815 80 73 6 1
5135 I've heard of throwback uniforms, but this is ridiculous! 1.1000 0.03815 80 73 6 1
5136 I'm guessing you're into Saber-tooth metrics 1.1000 0.03375 80 72 8 0
5137 My cave has writing on the wall too! 1.1000 0.03815 80 73 6 1
5138 I understand they brought you up from Class A Cave City 1.1000 0.04210 80 74 4 2
5139 You must be the pinch hitter from the National Club Baseball Association? 1.1000 0.03375 80 72 8 0
5140 Oso Blanco? Really? 1.1000 0.04570 80 75 2 3
5141 Club house baseball. Pound the rock basketball 1.1000 0.03375 80 72 8 0
5142 I know the owner disapproves of throwback uniforms, but he wasn't a fan of the beard when I first grew it either. 1.1000 0.03375 80 72 8 0
5143 Hit ball-No eat ball 1.1000 0.03375 80 72 8 0
5144 Shoulda' worn your cleats. 1.1000 0.03815 80 73 6 1
5145 It feels like he's throwing rocks today. 1.1000 0.03815 80 73 6 1
5146 Just called up from the menhir leagues? 1.1000 0.04570 80 75 2 3
5147 Me retire from Mammoth bashing, try Double-A baseball. 1.1000 0.03815 80 73 6 1
5148 I hear someone here wants to run home. 1.1000 0.03815 80 73 6 1
5149 You never played against the New York Neanderthals? 1.1000 0.03375 80 72 8 0
5150 Your 1st at bat? 1.1000 0.03815 80 73 6 1
5151 Thats not a regulation uniform for this time period 1.1000 0.03815 80 73 6 1
5152 Watch yourself. This pitcher is brutal! 1.1000 0.03815 80 73 6 1
5153 The scout convinced me that after crushing skulls swatting a baseball would be childs play. 1.1000 0.04210 80 74 4 2
5154 Oh. I rush the mound cuz he hit me with a pitch and *I’m* the Neanderthal? 1.1000 0.03375 80 72 8 0
5155 I'm tellin' ya, the speed-up rules mean ya gotta change! 1.1000 0.04210 80 74 4 2
5156 I refuse to call it 'Cave Plate'. 1.1000 0.03815 80 73 6 1
5157 So your that guy that wants to make baseball great again? 1.1000 0.03375 80 72 8 0
5158 What happens to the batter on deck? 1.1000 0.03815 80 73 6 1
5159 If I hear another word about your Paleo diet, I'll get you plunked! 1.1000 0.03815 80 73 6 1
5160 I'm an "originator" okay pal? 1.1000 0.03815 80 73 6 1
5161 Listen, BAM BAM, I'm saying it's pine tar! 1.1000 0.03815 80 73 6 1
5162 Listen Pete, you just can't be here. 1.1000 0.03815 80 73 6 1
5163 Today, you can only Club the ball... 1.1000 0.03375 80 72 8 0
5164 The Battle of the Sexes wasn’t good enough for American audiences. 1.1000 0.04210 80 74 4 2
5165 XL only ball, please 1.1000 0.03815 80 73 6 1
5166 Where’s the helment? 1.1000 0.03375 80 72 8 0
5167 You may be from La Brea, but you're still not supposed to have more than 18" of that stuff on your hat. 1.1000 0.03815 80 73 6 1
5168 I hit for the mammoth crowd straight out of the all park every time. 1.1000 0.03375 80 72 8 0
5169 I have one of the luckiest beards on the face of my friend Tony’s hubris. 1.1000 0.04210 80 74 4 2
5170 Back in my day, we didn't get helmets. 1.1000 0.03375 80 72 8 0
5171 Yea, that Paleo diet has done wonders for my batting average. 1.1000 0.04570 80 75 2 3
5172 Nope, sorry but you're not up for another several thousand years 1.1000 0.03375 80 72 8 0
5173 What do you mean I’m underprepared...I showed up like this to the helsinki summit and it was just fine! 1.1000 0.03815 80 73 6 1
5174 They just brought me up from the Late Pleistocene last week... 1.1000 0.03815 80 73 6 1
5175 You’re playing the original version? 1.1000 0.03375 80 72 8 0
5176 You can't play with prehistoric pine tar on your bat. 1.1000 0.03375 80 72 8 0
5177 Sorry, Bud. You're in the wrong place. No women on this field ... 1.1000 0.03375 80 72 8 0
5178 I heard they were giving you guys a TV show too. What happened there? 1.1000 0.03375 80 72 8 0
5179 Hey, I thought you guys were extinct. Do you still bunt, move the runner over and hustle after every play? 1.1000 0.03815 80 73 6 1
5180 No, Trog, don't strike ME! 1.1000 0.04210 80 74 4 2
5181 Remember, these are just pads; the league is going to penalize you if you make turtle soup out of one more catcher. 1.1000 0.03815 80 73 6 1
5182 What league are you from? 1.1000 0.03815 80 73 6 1
5183 Gee, we haven't played your team since ages ago. 1.1000 0.03815 80 73 6 1
5184 Knock it out of the Jurrasic park, buddy. 1.1000 0.03815 80 73 6 1
5185 you might not want to crowd that plate..' 1.1000 0.04210 80 74 4 2
5186 It's made of mammoth. Carved it myself. 1.1000 0.03375 80 72 8 0
5187 Scram! You're in the wrong ball park kid. 1.1000 0.03815 80 73 6 1
5188 Nothing but change ups and curve balls. These guys are looking for fire. 1.1000 0.04210 80 74 4 2
5189 You guys are taking 'throw back' jersey night a bit far don't ya think? Like reeeeaaaal far! 1.1000 0.03375 80 72 8 0
5190 Anything to break out of a slump, huh? 1.1000 0.03375 80 72 8 0
5191 Who schedules the World Series on Halloween? 1.0988 0.03336 81 73 8 0
5192 The bat could put out a few windows across the street, but wouldn’t count in the scoreboard 1.0988 0.03336 81 73 8 0
5193 Mean club you got there, Og. Wait'll you see our designated professional wrestler . . . 1.0988 0.03770 81 74 6 1
5194 It’s called BASEBALL not stone ball... 1.0988 0.04159 81 75 4 2
5195 Yabba dabba doo, how’s the bibs with Aaron Boone? 1.0976 0.03726 82 75 6 1
5196 Is that back regulation size? 1.0976 0.03726 82 75 6 1
5197 I know we're suppose to wear retro jerseys for this game, but you look ridiculous. 1.0976 0.03297 82 74 8 0
5198 I am not a member of a baseball club. I swing a club. 1.0976 0.03726 82 75 6 1
5199 I don't get it. Your 'Green Monster' doesn't even have any teeth?" 1.0976 0.03297 82 74 8 0
5200 Doubled down on the steroids? 1.0976 0.03297 82 74 8 0
5201 Do me a favor and try to hang onto that bat, will you please? 1.0964 0.03259 83 75 8 0
5202 My bat dates to BC and the Stone Age! 1.0964 0.03682 83 76 6 1
5203 Your bat's too big 1.0964 0.03259 83 75 8 0
5204 I've been perfecting my launch angle 1.0921 0.03339 76 69 7 0
5205 Sorry, not regulation, back to the clubhouse. 1.0921 0.03339 76 69 7 0
5206 No, no caveman... you’re ON a club. Bryan Mattimore Stamford, CT Bmattimore@growth-engine.com 1.0921 0.03829 76 70 5 1
5207 Throwback uniform night really brings out the crowds. 1.0921 0.03339 76 69 7 0
5208 Be careful of your fingers when I bludgeon. 1.0921 0.03339 76 69 7 0
5209 Hey slugger, you know how to punt? 1.0921 0.03339 76 69 7 0
5210 Kronk designated hitter. 1.0921 0.03339 76 69 7 0
5211 Is he still throwing the spitball?_OR_If he brushes me back, I'm using this club. 1.0921 0.03339 76 69 7 0
5212 That club is no match for our flame-thrower. 1.0921 0.03339 76 69 7 0
5213 They kept you in the minors a long time. 1.0921 0.03339 76 69 7 0
5214 No, Snerg, you’re supposed to hit the banner, not the pitcher ! 1.0921 0.03829 76 70 5 1
5215 Dawn of the DH ( desigmnated itter ) 1.0921 0.03339 76 69 7 0
5216 You swing bat. You miss ball. Good. 1.0921 0.03339 76 69 7 0
5217 This is going in the stands, chump 1.0921 0.03339 76 69 7 0
5218 You no want see me get hit by pitch. 1.0921 0.03339 76 69 7 0
5219 Hey mac, this ain't The Flintstones. 1.0921 0.04262 76 71 3 2
5220 You say the pitcher has an ERA of 2.75? He looks at least Neolithic to me. 1.0921 0.03339 76 69 7 0
5221 I think you'll have trouble with all the tar. 1.0921 0.03339 76 69 7 0
5222 Can you direct me to the concession stands? 1.0921 0.04262 76 71 3 2
5223 Paleo diet, schmaleo diet-you still can’t hit a curve. 1.0921 0.03829 76 70 5 1
5224 Baseball, I don't need your stinking ball!! 1.0921 0.03339 76 69 7 0
5225 It's what home WILL look like. 1.0921 0.03829 76 70 5 1
5226 What do you mean what is a bunt? 1.0921 0.03339 76 69 7 0
5227 Now I understand why they said you were a five stone tool player 1.0921 0.03829 76 70 5 1
5228 Up from the Minors? 1.0921 0.03339 76 69 7 0
5229 Cave Ball 1.0921 0.03829 76 70 5 1
5230 Sorry, they require a head protector now. 1.0921 0.03339 76 69 7 0
5231 You'll never be able to catch up with this guys cave ball. 1.0921 0.03829 76 70 5 1
5232 Where's the beef? 1.0921 0.04262 76 71 3 2
5233 It’s not time yet. 1.0921 0.03339 76 69 7 0
5234 You're in the wrong park. He doesn't throw meatballs. 1.0921 0.03339 76 69 7 0
5235 Fancy a cave run? 1.0921 0.03829 76 70 5 1
5236 Just keep your eye on the ball. 1.0921 0.03339 76 69 7 0
5237 No, Zeb. I have ZERO interest in going on the paleo diet with you. 1.0921 0.03339 76 69 7 0
5238 This has nothing to do with lunch. 1.0921 0.03829 76 70 5 1
5239 Steroid Era? No, Prehistoric Era 1.0921 0.03829 76 70 5 1
5240 Pitching outside - that bothers you? 1.0921 0.03829 76 70 5 1
5241 Let's trade places. 1.0921 0.03829 76 70 5 1
5242 Good grief, it's the bat from Hell. Walk him! 1.0921 0.03339 76 69 7 0
5243 Does the saying "Knock it out of the park" mean anything to you? 1.0921 0.03339 76 69 7 0
5244 I draw the line at velociraptors. 1.0921 0.03339 76 69 7 0
5245 Well strike me down! Gives a whole new meaning to Extra Hitter! Normally sent from dugout not nearest cave!! 1.0921 0.03339 76 69 7 0
5246 Minor leagues. Troglodyte Division. 1.0921 0.03829 76 70 5 1
5247 I admire your pitch selection, it comes so naturally. 1.0921 0.03339 76 69 7 0
5248 You’re the “next big thing”? 1.0921 0.03829 76 70 5 1
5249 When’d you guys get a new offensive coordinator? 1.0921 0.03829 76 70 5 1
5250 Does it count if I avoid getting hit by what the guy over there is getting ready to throw at me? 1.0921 0.03829 76 70 5 1
5251 The coach told me to hit a scary home run 1.0921 0.03339 76 69 7 0
5252 I heard going Paleo helps your game, but don’t you miss the carbs? 1.0921 0.03339 76 69 7 0
5253 Just give it some time and "Cave"man will be replaced by "Breg"man! 1.0921 0.03339 76 69 7 0
5254 Bam Bam go pow pow on helmet 1.0921 0.03829 76 70 5 1
5255 Don't expect any gathering errors. 1.0921 0.03339 76 69 7 0
5256 I missed the throwback uniforms email...You guys really go that far back? 1.0921 0.03339 76 69 7 0
5257 This wouldn't be a boy of summer Punch and Judy hitter? 1.0921 0.03339 76 69 7 0
5258 Are you in the strike zone? 1.0921 0.03339 76 69 7 0
5259 I think you have too much La Brea Tar on your bat. 1.0921 0.03339 76 69 7 0
5260 It's regulation size in my home league. 1.0921 0.04262 76 71 3 2
5261 No, you will not hit it out of the cave. You will hit a bat. That is why they call it batting. 1.0921 0.03339 76 69 7 0
5262 The Yankees wouldn252F%252Fwww.newyorker.com%252Fcartoons%252Fcontest%2523thisweek%253Freload%253Dtrue%22} 1.0921 0.03339 76 69 7 0
5263 Hey, Mr. Archetype--will ya take base on balls! 1.0921 0.03829 76 70 5 1
5264 If the clubhouse rumors are for real, Johnny, and Cashman buys your contract from the Red Sox, you're gonna have to clean that up. 1.0921 0.03339 76 69 7 0
5265 No spiked slides, corked clubs, or Flintstones' chewable steroids. 1.0921 0.03829 76 70 5 1
5266 You say the bat's regulatio 1.0921 0.03339 76 69 7 0
5267 . . . and if I refuse? 1.0921 0.03339 76 69 7 0
5268 laugh all you want, but it 's jacked up my DRA higher than your guy's BB9/W-IP, and it's still higher than my own WOBA! 1.0921 0.03829 76 70 5 1
5269 I bet you can't even remember your first old timers game. 1.0921 0.03339 76 69 7 0
5270 I bet you can’t remember the last game we played together! 1.0921 0.03829 76 70 5 1
5271 Never mind the club... what's your WAR? 1.0921 0.03339 76 69 7 0
5272 You let the dog play. 1.0921 0.03339 76 69 7 0
5273 Sir, that's EXACTLY how I'd answer another snide remark about my bat! Or do I need to draw you a picture? 1.0921 0.03829 76 70 5 1
5274 I thought Retro Uniform Night was NEXT Saturday. 1.0921 0.03339 76 69 7 0
5275 Yes, I said, "No balls and two strikes." 1.0921 0.03339 76 69 7 0
5276 Here comes the deuce. And when you speak of me, speak well. 1.0921 0.03339 76 69 7 0
5277 No batter! No batter! He's a Neanderthal! No batter! 1.0921 0.03829 76 70 5 1
5278 I'd like to add you to my LinkedIn network 1.0921 0.03829 76 70 5 1
5279 Watch out! This guy’s got a wicked curve rock. 1.0921 0.03339 76 69 7 0
5280 I was Casey's Great-Great Grandfather. 1.0921 0.03339 76 69 7 0
5281 What do you MEAN the club's, not "regulation"? 1.0921 0.03339 76 69 7 0
5282 The modern game has no room for people like you. 1.0921 0.03829 76 70 5 1
5283 Me want curveball low and outside. 1.0921 0.03829 76 70 5 1
5284 Are you sure you're up to bat? 1.0921 0.03339 76 69 7 0
5285 I don't think your bat meets MLB regulations. 1.0921 0.03339 76 69 7 0
5286 You bat .225. Me bat .330 1.0921 0.03339 76 69 7 0
5287 'Let's not strike each other out' 1.0921 0.03339 76 69 7 0
5288 Chicks also dig the bunt. 1.0921 0.03339 76 69 7 0
5289 Grok swing. Grok miss. Swing, miss. Swing, miss. Strikeout this Homo neanderthalensis. 1.0921 0.04262 76 71 3 2
5290 Hey Og, you know why they call beard-level inside fastballs high heat? Get ready to discover fire next pitch." 1.0921 0.03339 76 69 7 0
5291 If you remember correctly I am the one who suggested they scout at the Lascaux caves. 1.0921 0.03339 76 69 7 0
5292 Og hate low-brow pitches. 1.0921 0.03829 76 70 5 1
5293 The scouting report says you won’t last in this league if you can’t evolve your frontal lobe. 1.0921 0.03339 76 69 7 0
5294 Well, you’re the one who called for a curveball. 1.0921 0.04262 76 71 3 2
5295 Why you tell Ugg no use use club? Coach say Mets is baseball club. This MY baseball club 1.0921 0.03829 76 70 5 1
5296 Unfortunately for catcher Fred, this Neanderthal is a Trump supporter and Fred’s Trump shaming hit new lows. Furthermore, Fred’s face mask is no protection against a solid hit to the top of his head. 1.0921 0.03829 76 70 5 1
5297 'Throwback day' today?" 1.0921 0.03829 76 70 5 1
5298 So try smash flying rock into animal called mascot? 1.0921 0.03339 76 69 7 0
5299 Excellent! I see you brought your own bat. Now for shoes...I think we have a spare pare in the dugout that will fit perfectly. 1.0921 0.03339 76 69 7 0
5300 Why is home-plate backwards?? Do you want to make things harder for the pitcher?? 1.0921 0.03339 76 69 7 0
5301 No batta, no batta! 1.0921 0.03829 76 70 5 1
5302 This bat may look prehistoric but your record for rbi's predates the wheel. 1.0921 0.03339 76 69 7 0
5303 BIG man, BIG club, little yellow puddle on home plate. 1.0921 0.03339 76 69 7 0
5304 No, you idiot, don't hit my head. Wait for a white ball to come. 1.0921 0.03829 76 70 5 1
5305 More like Neander couldn't hit the side of a barn, 1.0921 0.04262 76 71 3 2
5306 They changed the intentional walk rule? What about intentional clubbing? 1.0921 0.04262 76 71 3 2
5307 Well, look who's just come up from Lascaux. 1.0921 0.03339 76 69 7 0
5308 Yeah, that’s not regulation 1.0921 0.03339 76 69 7 0
5309 You corking with amber? 1.0921 0.03339 76 69 7 0
5310 No, there is no illegal Triceratops Residue on the club; it's in my beard! 1.0921 0.03829 76 70 5 1
5311 The League said we can only hit baseballs on Ladies2C%22href%22:%22https://account.newyorker.com/?retURL 1.0921 0.03829 76 70 5 1
5312 Half amardilo half zebra. Must taste awful! 1.0921 0.03339 76 69 7 0
5313 With her you'll never get to 1st base. 1.0921 0.03339 76 69 7 0
5314 How 'bout we give you something fancy? 1.0921 0.03339 76 69 7 0
5315 I guess PED's now stands for prehistoric enhancing drugs. 1.0921 0.03829 76 70 5 1
5316 Bro'! Just because you're going old school with the bat doesn't mean you have to dress the part. 1.0921 0.03829 76 70 5 1
5317 A Drumstick is not allowed at the Batter's Box, Sorry ? 1.0921 0.03829 76 70 5 1
5318 You guys may have the public on your side,but its just another day at the office for me … 1.0921 0.03339 76 69 7 0
5319 Bedrock vs Boston. “Man there ain’t no way that bat’s regulation.” 1.0921 0.03339 76 69 7 0
5320 MLB regulations, man. 1.0921 0.03339 76 69 7 0
5321 Blue Socks vs Sapien Sapians 1.0921 0.03829 76 70 5 1
5322 Somebody say ‘meatball’? 1.0909 0.03298 77 70 7 0
5323 Let me guess, the Teen Angel's are batting 2, 3 and 4? 1.0909 0.03298 77 70 7 0
5324 The scouting report says you’re straight outta the dead-ball era. 1.0909 0.03298 77 70 7 0
5325 I beg your pardon sir, but I believe you that you’ve forgotten a helmet. 1.0909 0.03298 77 70 7 0
5326 Hey, I don't care if you're the president's favorite team, you still get only three strikes. 1.0909 0.03780 77 71 5 1
5327 Remember what we taught you, this is where "Hit and run," is good. 1.0909 0.03298 77 70 7 0
5328 You’re up, Comrade. 1.0909 0.03298 77 70 7 0
5329 WANNA JOIN MY CLUB? 1.0909 0.03298 77 70 7 0
5330 No wonder this job was open. 1.0909 0.03298 77 70 7 0
5331 Sorry neathdrethal......pitchers only hit in the National league.. 1.0909 0.03298 77 70 7 0
5332 Your pitcher's having an off day, eh? 1.0909 0.03298 77 70 7 0
5333 Baseball's more than smiling pretty for the cover of Nat Geo 1.0909 0.03780 77 71 5 1
5334 Are we having fun? 1.0909 0.03780 77 71 5 1
5335 You might want to bunt 1.0909 0.03298 77 70 7 0
5336 Back off. When I swing this, ANYTHING can happen. 1.0909 0.03298 77 70 7 0
5337 Try to hit the ball with the club when the man out there throws it to me. 1.0909 0.03298 77 70 7 0
5338 He is a throw back to the time when you just hit the catcher. 1.0909 0.04208 77 72 3 2
5339 These old-timer uniforms are murder. 1.0909 0.03298 77 70 7 0
5340 They’re just like us 1.0909 0.03298 77 70 7 0
5341 I'm on the farm team. 1.0909 0.03298 77 70 7 0
5342 When Spielberg bought this field, he should not have changed the name to Jurassic Park. 1.0909 0.03780 77 71 5 1
5343 I know, Pete Rose, most hits ever. 1.0909 0.03298 77 70 7 0
5344 You must hate throwback uniform nights. 1.0909 0.03298 77 70 7 0
5345 You did it. You took this beard thing to it’s natural conclusion. 1.0909 0.03780 77 71 5 1
5346 Is that bat quartzed? 1.0909 0.03780 77 71 5 1
5347 You hit the ball and then drop the club. 1.0909 0.03298 77 70 7 0
5348 I call FOUL! How do you expect us to figure out where the strike zone is, with that "Mumu" you're wearing? OK, we'll call the seamstress out before your next "up at bat"! 1.0909 0.03298 77 70 7 0
5349 Are the umpires on strike, or is it just me? 1.0909 0.03780 77 71 5 1
5350 The injury bug has REALLY hit the METS this season. They have dug deep into the farm system for their next batter. 1.0909 0.03298 77 70 7 0
5351 This is a live baseball game, the auditions for Back to prehistoric times, is next block over. 1.0909 0.03780 77 71 5 1
5352 I won't knock your head into the bleachers if you signal a pitch down the middle 1.0909 0.03298 77 70 7 0
5353 Hey, I know you. I watched you play in the 2003 Canadian Baseball League. 1.0909 0.04208 77 72 3 2
5354 Yeah the ball’s on fire. We just invented it. 1.0909 0.03780 77 71 5 1
5355 Let me guess...You also heard a rumor that our Cubs were easy to beat. 1.0909 0.03780 77 71 5 1
5356 I will let you use my bat. You are a catcher though, aren’t you? 1.0909 0.03780 77 71 5 1
5357 Bunting again? 1.0909 0.03298 77 70 7 0
5358 Sif’s Sleeping problem 1.0909 0.03780 77 71 5 1
5359 Told you that wasn't your Clubhouse, right? 1.0909 0.03298 77 70 7 0
5360 You can’t hear a word he says but is batting average has gone way up since he started using the Roosevelt Method. 1.0909 0.03780 77 71 5 1
5361 Look, even if it helps to see the ball as a cave woman's head, keep it to yourself. 1.0909 0.03780 77 71 5 1
5362 Are you the blue wave? 1.0909 0.03780 77 71 5 1
5363 I guess this is man's big-inning. 1.0909 0.03298 77 70 7 0
5364 I think they meant a different clubhouse. 1.0909 0.03298 77 70 7 0
5365 I am not purposefully calling any pitches that might hit you. 1.0909 0.03780 77 71 5 1
5366 Hey, you've been around this league a long time. 1.0909 0.03298 77 70 7 0
5367 hunkie bat approved by Comish_eat paleo diet , hunt for food. 1.0909 0.03780 77 71 5 1
5368 You no worry, Steroids not Paleo 1.0909 0.03780 77 71 5 1
5369 Our pitcher has something you’ve never seen before....a fireball. 1.0909 0.03780 77 71 5 1
5370 Sorry, I'm already married. 1.0909 0.03298 77 70 7 0
5371 Wrong ball club, pal. 1.0909 0.03780 77 71 5 1
5372 Sorry Gary, you're still not my type. 1.0909 0.03780 77 71 5 1
5373 Ball good... hit bad. 1.0909 0.03298 77 70 7 0
5374 guess there is no cork in your bat since aluminum has not been invented yet 1.0909 0.03298 77 70 7 0
5375 HEY BADDER. Hey bagger...ssssswing batter. 1.0909 0.03298 77 70 7 0
5376 I ‘KL choke up on the bat and throw it the pitcher. 1.0909 0.03780 77 71 5 1
5377 Dude, analog is dead again. 1.0909 0.03298 77 70 7 0
5378 Wanna see what a real bat can do? 1.0909 0.03298 77 70 7 0
5379 You don't use spikes? 1.0909 0.03298 77 70 7 0
5380 Stonies? 1.0909 0.03298 77 70 7 0
5381 What's that...a Lucyville Slugger? 1.0909 0.03298 77 70 7 0
5382 Hey, batter, batter. 1.0909 0.03298 77 70 7 0
5383 Helmet? Helmet? You'll have met hell when I am done with you. 1.0909 0.03780 77 71 5 1
5384 Yep. Bought out by 20th Century BC Fox, so I’m the new old batter. 1.0909 0.03780 77 71 5 1
5385 His fast ball comes in low. 1.0909 0.03298 77 70 7 0
5386 This isn't stick baseball. You'll need to get a bat. 1.0909 0.03298 77 70 7 0
5387 I know we need to find revenue sources where we can Mickey, but this Geico thing is a little over the top. 1.0909 0.03780 77 71 5 1
5388 There ain't no cavemen in baseball! 1.0909 0.03780 77 71 5 1
5389 As an independent thinker, I don't believe in uniformity. 1.0909 0.03298 77 70 7 0
5390 I'm going to guess you're a 1-tool player. 1.0909 0.03298 77 70 7 0
5391 Wait, tell me again, what’s a hit? 1.0909 0.03298 77 70 7 0
5392 Can’t do it no matter what TR said 1.0897 0.03257 78 71 7 0
5393 Piltdown Man? You’ll have to hit from the other side of the plate. 1.0897 0.03257 78 71 7 0
5394 That's not a regulation size bat, and there's too much tar on it. 1.0897 0.03257 78 71 7 0
5395 They told me it was a baseball club 1.0897 0.03257 78 71 7 0
5396 That the same as the "kilt" thing? 1.0822 0.03237 73 67 6 0
5397 You are not in regulation uniform to play 1.0822 0.03237 73 67 6 0
5398 Neanderthal growth hormone? 1.0822 0.03237 73 67 6 0
5399 Is this the varsity team?? I was more interested in the club sport. 1.0822 0.03237 73 67 6 0
5400 Remember, you have to hit the ball. Not me. 1.0822 0.03237 73 67 6 0
5401 You'll have a better crack at it if you open your eyes. Besides, the pitcher's E.R.A. is paleolithic. 1.0822 0.03237 73 67 6 0
5402 So, you're the one they call "the Natural"? He's gonna throw another slider -- don't freeze up this time. Bam Bam Bednarski -- up for another cup of java, man? Niall Brennan, Cross River, NY 1.0822 0.03779 73 68 4 1
5403 FAST", not "PAST" 1.0822 0.03779 73 68 4 1
5404 Would I be out of Line if I called you the babe? 1.0822 0.03779 73 68 4 1
5405 I'll make sure he doesn't throw at your head. 1.0822 0.03779 73 68 4 1
5406 Well, if it isn't Mr. Saber-toothed tigermetrics! 1.0822 0.03779 73 68 4 1
5407 Steroids? I don't use steroids. 1.0822 0.03237 73 67 6 0
5408 I’m your designated Piltdown Man hitter. 1.0822 0.03779 73 68 4 1
5409 I'll show you my equipment of you'll show you mine!! 1.0822 0.03237 73 67 6 0
5410 If he strikes me out, I'll beat you to a pulp! 1.0822 0.03237 73 67 6 0
5411 There isn't a lightening bolt on that thing, is there? 1.0822 0.03237 73 67 6 0
5412 They’re taking those throwback uniforms to the limit! 1.0822 0.03237 73 67 6 0
5413 Yeah, I've been thinking of switching to the Paleo diet, too. 1.0822 0.03237 73 67 6 0
5414 All I did was to ask them to send me a reliable bat holder with a good bat, not past! 1.0822 0.03237 73 67 6 0
5415 Me hit ball far watch! 1.0822 0.04253 73 69 2 2
5416 Yes, Joe, and Grog is one of the fastest players we've seen in years. 1.0822 0.03237 73 67 6 0
5417 Bush league my ass! Where did they find you? 1.0822 0.03237 73 67 6 0
5418 The ump just called you a "neanderthal." 1.0822 0.03237 73 67 6 0
5419 No, this ain't whack-a-mole but you look like a good fit." Arthur Rowse, 7411 Oak Lane, Chevy Chase, MD, 20815 301.656.963 1.0822 0.03237 73 67 6 0
5420 In the heat of the game, five seconds feels like an eternity. 1.0822 0.03237 73 67 6 0
5421 I don't think...."a caveman" can do this. 1.0822 0.03779 73 68 4 1
5422 I tried paleo soccer, but it was way too hard on my toes. 1.0822 0.03237 73 67 6 0
5423 Hey man, there is a new rule prohibiting performance enhancing bats -PEDs! 1.0822 0.03237 73 67 6 0
5424 No Sir, you are in the wrong MET 1.0822 0.03779 73 68 4 1
5425 You must be their new DH*. *Designated Hitter 1.0822 0.03237 73 67 6 0
5426 Are you absolutely certain you're in the right millenium? 1.0822 0.03237 73 67 6 0
5427 Baaaaatttter up! 1.0811 0.03729 74 69 4 1
5428 Step away from my home! 1.0811 0.03729 74 69 4 1
5429 Christ, Kevin, you're really taking that Paleo diet seriously. 1.0811 0.03195 74 68 6 0
5430 We must be related. I’m number 2 as well... 1.0811 0.03195 74 68 6 0
5431 Did you go Paleo? 1.0811 0.03195 74 68 6 0
5432 It‘s called paleo-play. 1.0811 0.03729 74 69 4 1
5433 That bat is way out of a bat from the stone age - Strike one, two and three! Step away from the game. 1.0811 0.03195 74 68 6 0
5434 You have Yabba and Dabba down but you need to work on Doo. 1.0811 0.03195 74 68 6 0
5435 What, your cave doesn't have bats? 1.0811 0.03729 74 69 4 1
5436 Cro-Magnon No Sox Throwback Uniform Day? 1.0811 0.03729 74 69 4 1
5437 Digging the new uniform. 1.0811 0.03729 74 69 4 1
5438 I'm not a fan of Old-Timers' Games. 1.0811 0.03729 74 69 4 1
5439 No monkeying around here. 1.0811 0.03729 74 69 4 1
5440 Two fingers means I'm going to runaway. 1.0811 0.03729 74 69 4 1
5441 Was your signing bonus in pelts? 1.0811 0.03195 74 68 6 0
5442 Hey, slugger, you think you can clear the bases with that thigh bone 1.0811 0.03195 74 68 6 0
5443 Remember, you are supposed to hit the ball. 1.0811 0.03729 74 69 4 1
5444 I just wanted to say what am honor it is to catch against THE Solomon Wohlgelernter. 1.0811 0.03729 74 69 4 1
5445 Betchya never faced a fireballer before. 1.0811 0.03729 74 69 4 1
5446 How’re the wife and kids? 1.0811 0.04197 74 70 2 2
5447 Get rid of the sregosaurus. Then you can take some swings. 1.0811 0.03195 74 68 6 0
5448 We're done with these primitive games. 1.0811 0.03195 74 68 6 0
5449 I'm your worst nightmare, buddy. You shouldn't have swatted that fly. 1.0811 0.03729 74 69 4 1
5450 What's all that pitter-patter going on between your legs? 1.0811 0.03729 74 69 4 1
5451 We're taking this paleo thing to the next level. 1.0811 0.04197 74 70 2 2
5452 I heard you were drafted for your slugging percentage. 1.0811 0.03195 74 68 6 0
5453 Paleolithic dudes have never seen a FORKball! 1.0811 0.03729 74 69 4 1
5454 I SAID, 'I SURELY WASN'T EXPECTING TO SEE YOU IN THIS ROTATION!'... you seen the ump? 1.0811 0.03195 74 68 6 0
5455 That’s some ball club 1.0811 0.03729 74 69 4 1
5456 “No Spike’s my name, clubbin’s my game.” 1.0811 0.03195 74 68 6 0
5457 You get'em special? 1.0811 0.03195 74 68 6 0
5458 We require that you use a regular baseball bat. Why? Because that club of yours would knock it not just out of the park but out of the city! 1.0714 0.03100 70 65 5 0
5459 I must drag her around the bases before heading for the cave, err, dugout? 1.0714 0.03709 70 66 3 1
5460 OK wiggly fingers, here's a strike for you. Good night. 1.0714 0.03100 70 65 5 0
5461 Yeah, I’m a Detroit Tiger of a different stripe. 1.0714 0.03100 70 65 5 0
5462 How BIG is the Ball? How FAST does he throw it? 1.0714 0.03100 70 65 5 0
5463 Old school, my dude. Respect. 1.0714 0.03100 70 65 5 0
5464 Spoiler alert. I’m their switch-hitter. 1.0714 0.03100 70 65 5 0
5465 What’s your E.R.A., Paleolithic? 1.0714 0.03100 70 65 5 0
5466 Remember - I am NOT a reptile! 1.0714 0.03100 70 65 5 0
5467 I didn't know the Yankees had relaxed their dress code. 1.0714 0.03100 70 65 5 0
5468 We hit from close range. We don't really hit from far. 1.0714 0.03100 70 65 5 0
5469 I thought all troglodytes were lefties. 1.0714 0.03100 70 65 5 0
5470 now I know what this bat's for! 1.0714 0.03709 70 66 3 1
5471 Please just one more chance, Coach. 1.0714 0.03100 70 65 5 0
5472 Be careful, batter--our pitcher's a side-winding Neanderthal. 1.0714 0.03100 70 65 5 0
5473 You’re really killing it with the throwback uniform. 1.0714 0.03100 70 65 5 0
5474 You must be the designated hitter with the ball club. 1.0714 0.03709 70 66 3 1
5475 Yes, I know where the bathroom is. Just try and hit the ball. 1.0714 0.03100 70 65 5 0
5476 Good luck with a “home run”! 1.0714 0.03100 70 65 5 0
5477 Yummm baby Stegosouras. 1.0714 0.03100 70 65 5 0
5478 No, I don't think the new uniforms are 'cultural appropriation.' Batter up! 1.0714 0.03100 70 65 5 0
5479 I was told I could play Neanderball 1.0714 0.03100 70 65 5 0
5480 I get endless strikes. 1.0714 0.03100 70 65 5 0
5481 OK , bat cave! But is it ABA approved? 1.0714 0.03100 70 65 5 0
5482 So you're the guy who's evolving the game? 1.0714 0.03100 70 65 5 0
5483 Hey pal, you can't HIT the ball unless you WATCH the ball! Capische, stone brain?! 1.0714 0.04230 70 67 1 2
5484 I like your new uniforms 1.0714 0.03709 70 66 3 1
5485 Didn’t you get the memo about the new bat size requirement? 1.0714 0.03709 70 66 3 1
5486 Give me fastballs or I give you death. 1.0714 0.03100 70 65 5 0
5487 Hit the curve ball or it’s back to the Ice Age.” 1.0714 0.03100 70 65 5 0
5488 With or without the bones? 1.0714 0.03100 70 65 5 0
5489 And do you also have Fan Caves? 1.0714 0.03709 70 66 3 1
5490 You the Designated Neanderthal Hitter? 1.0714 0.03100 70 65 5 0
5491 Go for it, don't cave in. 1.0714 0.03100 70 65 5 0
5492 Hey, I know you're "Old School", but this is ridiculous. 1.0714 0.03709 70 66 3 1
5493 I would argue my wife would want you to club the base 1.0714 0.03100 70 65 5 0
5494 So you're telling me you've never roided up before? 1.0714 0.03100 70 65 5 0
5495 Wow. I guess the sport is really devolving. 1.0714 0.03709 70 66 3 1
5496 The reliever's been icing his shoulder 20,000 years. 1.0714 0.03100 70 65 5 0
5497 What do you mean, "I'm hitting it outta the Jurassic ?" 1.0714 0.03100 70 65 5 0
5498 Ah, Mr. Gattis--just as I thought. 1.0714 0.03100 70 65 5 0
5499 Shirts and skins game, right? 1.0714 0.03100 70 65 5 0
5500 Don't swing! Please! We're gonna do a pitchout. 1.0714 0.03100 70 65 5 0
5501 Since you left the Yankees you really haven't stuck with the grooming policy, huh? 1.0714 0.03100 70 65 5 0
5502 Hey Krog, I heard ya went clubbing last night. Ha! Okay, strike that.... 1.0714 0.03709 70 66 3 1
5503 Hey Goliath, haven’t you heard? Pine Tar is no longer tolerated. 1.0714 0.03709 70 66 3 1
5504 It's not so easy, Caveman! 1.0714 0.03100 70 65 5 0
5505 See you after the game, at the clubhouse. 1.0714 0.03100 70 65 5 0
5506 Yeah, no peanuts or Cracker Jacks, but I’m on track to fit back in uniform by the postseason. 1.0714 0.04230 70 67 1 2
5507 I'm guessing you didn't sign a contract." 1.0714 0.03100 70 65 5 0
5508 Ever since you were traded away, we've experienced what they call "The Curse of the Bam-Bam-bino." 1.0714 0.03709 70 66 3 1
5509 I think I’m cricket person not baseball. 1.0714 0.03100 70 65 5 0
5510 Out of the park will take on a whole new meaning." Janice Resnick, Rochester, N 1.0714 0.03709 70 66 3 1
5511 I don’t think that bat is regulation 1.0714 0.04230 70 67 1 2
5512 Where's your regulation helmet? 1.0714 0.03709 70 66 3 1
5513 The designated hitter rule has really extended my career. 1.0714 0.03100 70 65 5 0
5514 Gad, you guys must of partied more then we did. 1.0714 0.03100 70 65 5 0
5515 Your team doesn't stand a chance. I invented this game. 1.0714 0.04230 70 67 1 2
5516 Pangea? Never heard of it. That a Single-A club? 1.0714 0.03100 70 65 5 0
5517 You're the " clean up " hitter? 1.0714 0.03100 70 65 5 0
5518 This is not vavoom ball. This is baseball. 1.0714 0.03709 70 66 3 1
5519 Boog Powell 1.0714 0.03100 70 65 5 0
5520 Watch the spikes, slugger. 1.0714 0.03709 70 66 3 1
5521 No wonder you never got a shoe contract. 1.0714 0.03100 70 65 5 0
5522 Welcome to the show kid, I heard you hit 620 last season with the Neanderthals Triple-A team! 1.0714 0.03100 70 65 5 0
5523 Spent my whole minor league salary on this robe. 1.0714 0.03100 70 65 5 0
5524 Sorry Shoeless, your oversized Louisville Slugger just won't run with us 1.0714 0.03709 70 66 3 1
5525 He man, even in the Cave Man league we would never defecate on home plate. 1.0714 0.03100 70 65 5 0
5526 I'm still not fully on board with the idea of a Designated Hunter." 1.0714 0.03100 70 65 5 0
5527 You know we play hardball here, don't you? 1.0606 0.03663 66 63 2 1
5528 DO YOU KNOW WHAT A BALL IS? 1.0606 0.03663 66 63 2 1
5529 Sorry, not a plate you can eat off of. 1.0606 0.02960 66 62 4 0
5530 My wife's glad to hear you ate bread. 1.0606 0.02960 66 62 4 0
5531 The signal means, don't cave under pressure. 1.0606 0.02960 66 62 4 0
5532 I was told there would be a clubhouse... 1.0484 0.02747 62 59 3 0
5533 Three rocks, two strikes. 1.0484 0.02747 62 59 3 0
5534 Knuckle ball for the knuckle dragger! 1.0484 0.03583 62 60 1 1
5535 Ready to go out clubbing? 1.0484 0.02747 62 59 3 0
5536 I was just called up from the Bedrock Dodgers. 1.0484 0.03583 62 60 1 1
5537 Thag see ball. Thag hit ball. Thag get mastodon on first. 1.0484 0.02747 62 59 3 0
5538 Rules are rules. I can't let you step up to the plate until you put on your cleats. 1.0484 0.02747 62 59 3 0
5539 I just got called up from the Neanderthal league. 1.0484 0.02747 62 59 3 0
5540 And batting clean-up ..... 1.0484 0.02747 62 59 3 0
5541 Hey, ump, I don't think this one's 'regulation.' 1.0484 0.02747 62 59 3 0
5542 What?! A caveman playing baseball? That's crazy! 1.0484 0.02747 62 59 3 0
5543 Listen, buddy, real baseball players don’t wear dresses! 1.0484 0.03583 62 60 1 1
5544 Hey Pal,you compensating? 1.0484 0.02747 62 59 3 0
5545 I don't that uniform is regulation. 1.0484 0.02747 62 59 3 0
5546 What makes you so special to get a rock . You'd better hit it. I'm not catching that. 1.0484 0.02747 62 59 3 0
5547 I knew there was a reason they call them "sluggers" 1.0484 0.02747 62 59 3 0
5548 Would you say I am a big hitter? 1.0484 0.02747 62 59 3 0
5549 Josh Hader comes up to bat. 1.0484 0.02747 62 59 3 0
5550 Not a big fan of the DH. I’m definitely old school. 1.0484 0.02747 62 59 3 0
5551 Okay Pitch, Let's take these guys one, one + one, one + one + one! 1.0484 0.02747 62 59 3 0
5552 You'll catch up quickly. 1.0484 0.02747 62 59 3 0
5553 Look you Neanderthal keep your eye on the Neander-ball. 1.0484 0.02747 62 59 3 0
5554 It’s simple,just hit and run. Even a caveman can do it. 1.0484 0.02747 62 59 3 0
5555 I'll bet you can't hit one back to the stone age 1.0484 0.02747 62 59 3 0
5556 He, throw stinky cheddar. Me, swing mammoth bone. 1.0484 0.02747 62 59 3 0
5557 You came up from the neanderthal league? 1.0484 0.02747 62 59 3 0
5558 MLB really sent your team back to the Stone Age. 1.0484 0.02747 62 59 3 0
5559 Great bat choice, but the uniform needs work 1.0484 0.03583 62 60 1 1
5560 Don't grunt--the guy behind my back is a devil. 1.0484 0.02747 62 59 3 0
5561 I wouldn't give it a day under 'till death do them part.' 1.0484 0.02747 62 59 3 0
5562 How're you gonna get endorsement deals in that get-up? 1.0484 0.02747 62 59 3 0
5563 Come on! Where’s your uniform? 1.0484 0.02747 62 59 3 0
5564 Now thatage/png,image/svg+xml Now that’s retro. 1.0484 0.02747 62 59 3 0
5565 You should see what we *pitch* with. 1.0484 0.03583 62 60 1 1
5566 Can you just try and hit a ball, your bat ought to be big enough to hit any size! 1.0484 0.03583 62 60 1 1
5567 I thought TONIGHT was throwback night 1.0484 0.02747 62 59 3 0
5568 your feet are outside the batters box 1.0484 0.02747 62 59 3 0
5569 Can I be in the Clubhouse now? 1.0484 0.02747 62 59 3 0
5570 The USADA's gonna have a field day with this one. 1.0484 0.02747 62 59 3 0
5571 over easy 1.0484 0.02747 62 59 3 0
5572 This ain't the University Women's annual meet! 1.0484 0.02747 62 59 3 0
5573 Whatdaya mean " That bats not legal"? 1.0484 0.02747 62 59 3 0
5574 Batman you're Robin' 1st base. 1.0484 0.02747 62 59 3 0
5575 Wow, we have a real prehistoric line up 1.0484 0.03583 62 60 1 1
5576 Only a baseball game could last this long. 1.0484 0.02747 62 59 3 0
5577 What minor league did you come from? 1.0484 0.02747 62 59 3 0
5578 You better call this a strike !!!! 1.0484 0.03583 62 60 1 1
5579 Catcher: have you always hit high on the batting order? Caveman: are you kidding me? I used to hit so high on the batting order, I used to to hit before Christ 1.0484 0.02747 62 59 3 0
5580 What clubhouse did you just crawl out of?" 1.0484 0.02747 62 59 3 0
5581 Ball four you walk! 1.0484 0.02747 62 59 3 0
5582 "This is the last time I'm gonna tell you. Hit the little white ball, not my head." Allison O'Connor, Paradise Valley, AZ 1.0484 0.02747 62 59 3 0
5583 Will you return home without the hunt? 1.0484 0.03583 62 60 1 1
5584 Try not to break any more windows in downtown St Louie. 1.0484 0.02747 62 59 3 0
5585 Whatcha only caught round balls before? 1.0484 0.02747 62 59 3 0
5586 Taking this “old fashioned fun” thing too far if you ask me. 1.0484 0.02747 62 59 3 0
5587 You pinch-hitters are sure fat these days. 1.0484 0.02747 62 59 3 0
5588 Just up from the farm system? 1.0484 0.02747 62 59 3 0
5589 I’ve always been told that athletes are cavemen, but this is a bit much. 1.0484 0.02747 62 59 3 0
5590 I don't care who you are, you've got to have a batting helmet. 1.0484 0.02747 62 59 3 0
5591 Have you seen my lady friend? 1.0484 0.02747 62 59 3 0
5592 Am I supposed to club you? 1.0484 0.02747 62 59 3 0
5593 No it’s three strikes and you’re out, not three strikes and you have fire. 1.0484 0.02747 62 59 3 0
5594 That's not a regulation club 1.0484 0.02747 62 59 3 0
5595 13 boys in a cave; no man that’s a dugout 1.0484 0.02747 62 59 3 0
5596 Looks like you're taking the caveman beard thing to a whole new level. 1.0484 0.02747 62 59 3 0
5597 Its round, white and has black stitching. 1.0484 0.03583 62 60 1 1
5598 I dig the throwback uni man, is your club really that old? 1.0484 0.02747 62 59 3 0
5599 Since when did the Devil Socks start allowing full beards? 1.0484 0.02747 62 59 3 0
5600 Are there any women on the team? Hungry. 1.0484 0.03583 62 60 1 1
5601 No, this is not the way to the Museum of Natural History. 1.0484 0.02747 62 59 3 0
5602 They're throwing rocks over at the bowling alley 1.0484 0.02747 62 59 3 0
5603 Your uniform is out of date 1.0484 0.02747 62 59 3 0
5604 If everything goes well here, we'll both get a nice meal when this is all over and neither of us will have to drag a thing. 1.0484 0.02747 62 59 3 0
5605 You really didn't say everything you said? 1.0484 0.02747 62 59 3 0
5606 Okay, but if he starts throwing rocks I’m outta here. 1.0484 0.02747 62 59 3 0
5607 Just remember: the ball is not a rock! 1.0484 0.02747 62 59 3 0
5608 You're killin' me Gwawl! 1.0484 0.02747 62 59 3 0
5609 I think you juiced up on the wrong stuff, my man. 1.0484 0.02747 62 59 3 0
5610 J 1.0484 0.02747 62 59 3 0
5611 Nice dress. Come here often? 1.0484 0.02747 62 59 3 0
5612 It looks great on you, Billy, but I still think they’re going too far with these throwback uniforms. 1.0484 0.02747 62 59 3 0
5613 It might be best if you move back a couple of feet. 1.0484 0.02747 62 59 3 0
5614 Maybe you’ll hit a Cave Run!! 1.0484 0.02747 62 59 3 0
5615 Fire, where's the fire? 1.0484 0.03583 62 60 1 1
5616 Marketing is taking throwback uniforms to a new level. 1.0484 0.02747 62 59 3 0
5617 Me home run king in Prehistoric Division. 1.0484 0.02747 62 59 3 0
5618 You must be the new designated hitter! 1.0484 0.02747 62 59 3 0
5619 Amazon Fresh is extincting your job, isn't it? 1.0484 0.02747 62 59 3 0
5620 Better knock it out of next week. 1.0484 0.02747 62 59 3 0
5621 Didn’t you use to play for the Patriots? 1.0484 0.02747 62 59 3 0
5622 Why are you sitting like a cricket wicket keeper - this is baseball. 1.0345 0.02417 58 56 2 0
5623 That costume won't help. Can't kneel, dude. We're not the Jets. 1.0339 0.02376 59 57 2 0
5624 You are a caveman baseball player. 1.0339 0.02376 59 57 2 0
5625 It's corked! 1.0339 0.02376 59 57 2 0
5626 I prefer my club to yours! 1.0339 0.02376 59 57 2 0
5627 1. Yeah, I've been in the minors a long, long time! 2. "Now batting, Cy Old." 3. Damn, this has been a long inning. 1.0339 0.02376 59 57 2 0
5628 'Intimidate the pitcher? You're intimidating the whole team!' 1.0339 0.02376 59 57 2 0
5629 It,S a strike when I strike ball. Got it? 1.0339 0.02376 59 57 2 0
5630 bottom of the ninth" means last chance Neander 1.0339 0.02376 59 57 2 0
5631 Taking the whole "pastime" thing to the next level, I see? 1.0339 0.02376 59 57 2 0
5632 Let's make baseball great again! 1.0339 0.02376 59 57 2 0
5633 this week's Open Swim is really veering into Ironic territory. I thought this was something they were trying to avoid? if you need me i'll be preforming self-filatio and reading the Paris Review 1.0339 0.02376 59 57 2 0
5634 They didn't tell you?? Just hit the ball as hard as you can, then run as fast as you can to third base." 1.0182 0.01835 55 54 1 0
5635 Caveman: Dude, why are you sporting that getup? 1.0000 0.01980 51 51 0 0
5636 Don’t forget, if you bunt on the third strike and it goes foul, you’re out. 1.0000 0.01980 51 51 0 0
5637 They're letting anyone into the MLB now... Let me guess, you play for the Yankees? 1.0000 0.01980 51 51 0 0
5638 Makes sense; we hail from the tool-makers' team. 1.0000 0.01980 51 51 0 0
5639 Relax, there's no pine tar on this bat 1.0000 0.01980 51 51 0 0
5640 I suggest the "molded crown" helmet-- In this hot weather those vents come in handy. 1.0000 0.01980 51 51 0 0
5641 Does your Nike shoe endorsement contract allow this on throwback day? 1.0000 0.01980 51 51 0 0
5642 Hey Flintstone, how do spell ‘whiffer’? 1.0000 0.01980 51 51 0 0
5643 Don’t bother. You’ll get around on his fastball. 1.0000 0.01980 51 51 0 0
5644 He throws low on the third pitch. 1.0000 0.01980 51 51 0 0
5645 It's so easy a caveman could do it... 1.0000 0.01980 51 51 0 0
5646 You didn't need to take off your shoes. 1.0000 0.01980 51 51 0 0
5647 Hey Fungo, I see you got rid of the little league bat. 1.0000 0.01980 51 51 0 0
5648 Throw the heater, they haven't discovered that one yet! 1.0000 0.01980 51 51 0 0
5649 How’s that throwback uniform working for you? 1.0000 0.01980 51 51 0 0
5650 You realize you have to hit the ball, not the lady. 1.0000 0.01980 51 51 0 0
5651 Your uniform is a bit-outdated! 1.0000 0.01980 51 51 0 0
5652 I said you're OUT! Of your cave again? 1.0000 0.01980 51 51 0 0
5653 This throwback uniform craze has got to stop. 1.0000 0.00727 138 138 0 0
5654 That's as close as you get for kneeling, Bud ! 1.0000 0.01325 76 76 0 0
5655 Just got called up? 1.0000 0.00727 138 138 0 0
5656 If you want to bat clean-up, stop dragging Coach's wife by the hair. 1.0000 0.00727 138 138 0 0
5657 Hey Brandon. Bill Veeck is qvelling in his grave. 1.0000 0.00683 147 147 0 0
5658 You swing at the ball, not me. 1.0000 0.00608 165 165 0 0
5659 These old-school uniforms have gone back about as far as they can go 1.0000 0.01980 51 51 0 0
5660 Hey Missing Link! You suck! 1.0000 0.00866 116 116 0 0
5661 For the last time - hit the ball, not the other players! 1.0000 0.00985 102 102 0 0
5662 The catcher asks, "You aren't from around these parts, are you?" 1.0000 0.00985 102 102 0 0
5663 Is there a good way out of here? 1.0000 0.01015 99 99 0 0
5664 Are you from the the Neanderthal league? 1.0000 0.01047 96 96 0 0
5665 You gotta play by the rules! 1.0000 0.00803 125 125 0 0
5666 Gork no cork club. 1.0000 0.01439 70 70 0 0
5667 Looks like your team took a deep dive into the retro-uniform trend. 1.0000 0.01081 93 93 0 0
5668 You didn't evolve?? 1.0000 0.01081 93 93 0 0
5669 How else will I make it to Cooperstown? 1.0000 0.01117 90 90 0 0
5670 I'd like a Smilodon on rye. 1.0000 0.01170 86 86 0 0
5671 Atlatler up! 1.0000 0.01170 86 86 0 0
5672 I know it's been a long road to The Show, but experience counts in this league. 1.0000 0.01170 86 86 0 0
5673 I see your fans really turned out. Dem rocks idiot 1.0000 0.01212 83 83 0 0
5674 You can't slug with a club. 1.0000 0.01212 83 83 0 0
5675 My cave mates say that you're holding try outs. 1.0000 0.01212 83 83 0 0
5676 Uh, can someone explain the meaning of “ball club” to Harald the Smiter here? 1.0000 0.01258 80 80 0 0
5677 Well, if it isn't Wonderboy with a club of his own. 1.0000 0.01258 80 80 0 0
5678 WITH MY STONE BAT I CAN PLAY BETTER GAME 1.0000 0.01325 76 76 0 0
5679 They sorry for you, so I'm here on your great,great,great,great,great,great and so on......behalf! 1.0000 0.01081 93 93 0 0
5680 Can't be . . . the scouts said he's a five-tool player. 1.0000 0.01980 51 51 0 0