Contest #623


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623

The winning captions

These captions are chosen by The New Yorker.

  1. “Sir, I don't make the laws of gravity, I just enforce them.”
  2. “Does he know ‘down’?”
  3. “Can I borrow that? I’ve got to get a cat out of a tree.”


Name Value
Submission deadline 2018-07-15T22:53:00.000Z
Voting started -
Voting ended 2018-07-15T22:54:00.000Z
Finalists announced 2018-07-23T22:53:00.000Z
Magazine(s) announcing finalists issued July 30, 2018
Number of captions 6432
Number of responses 971088
Number of participants -


Dashboard

In this table, the "mean" means the empirically measured average funniness score when the "unfunny", "somewhat funny" and "funny" receive a funniness score of 1, 2, 3 respectively. "Precison" is the standard error of the mean, the standard deviation of the mean estimate. With that, a caption with an empirical mean μ and precision σ has true mean in the range [μ - 2σ, μ + 2σ] with 95% probability by the 68-95-99.7 rule assuming the responses are indepedent and identically distributed.

Rank Caption Mean Precision Total votes "Unfunny" votes "Somewhat funny" votes "Funny" votes
0 You better hope that was rain I just felt." 2.1204 0.00739 10403 2403 4344 3656
1 It's a park. He's on a leash. What's it to you? 2.0436 0.00910 7202 1996 2896 2310
2 Okay, but if he starts sniffing their tails he has to leave. 1.9805 0.00782 10188 3278 3831 3079
3 Have you tried saying, "Down, boy"? 1.9322 0.00806 8968 2938 3700 2330
4 He's a beagle, but he claims the "b" is silent. 1.9283 0.00875 8304 2957 2985 2362
5 Sir, are you suggesting that someone else's kite pooped on the lawn? 1.9240 0.00892 7798 2739 2913 2146
6 Skye terrier or Airedale? 1.9114 0.00897 7552 2658 2905 1989
7 Can I borrow that? I’ve got to get a cat out of a tree. 1.9083 0.00865 8160 2898 3112 2150
8 I don't think you appreciate the gravity of the situation. 1.8825 0.00867 8307 3141 3001 2165
9 Sir, did you leave a kite at the dog park by any chance? 1.8674 0.00871 7936 2982 3024 1930
10 Sticking his head out the car window just doesn't do the trick for him anymore. 1.8381 0.01030 5424 2071 2160 1193
11 But my dog IS on a leash 1.8357 0.00837 8180 3128 3268 1784
12 He's a bird dog. 1.8336 0.00948 6743 2697 2471 1575
13 Sorry, sir, dog days are in August 1.8322 0.01354 3368 1370 1193 805
14 No no, it’s let sleeping dogs LIE 1.8265 0.01612 2426 1011 825 590
15 Any chance you can do that with a pig? My wife would have to let me get a motorcycle if you could. 1.8171 0.01076 5707 2502 1747 1458
16 Do you realize your kite's in the car with the window cracked open? 1.7959 0.00910 7334 3130 2571 1633
17 No, dogs are welcome. But we do enforce the laws of physics. 1.7956 0.00955 6629 2818 2348 1463
18 The sign only said, “No dogs on grass.” 1.7865 0.00925 6505 2654 2586 1265
19 Sir, all dogs go to heaven, it's time to let go. 1.7786 0.01025 5701 2478 2007 1216
20 I can't even get mine to sit! 1.7712 0.00972 6057 2584 2275 1198
21 Gravity isn't just a theory in this town, sir. It's the law. 1.7650 0.01117 4864 2182 1643 1039
22 He's still learning "down." 1.7490 0.01288 3334 1446 1279 609
23 The leash law isn't the problem. I'm worried about how good a catch you are with that little plastic bag. 1.7421 0.01122 4618 2090 1629 899
24 This is a New Yorker cartoon, Sir, not a Far Side. 1.7391 0.01230 4185 2013 1251 921
25 The second he starts marking his territory you're outta here. 1.7325 0.01104 4433 1948 1723 762
26 "We're getting complaints from people with absolutely no imagination." 1.7243 0.01297 3471 1624 1180 667
27 C'mon man, it's a therapy kite. 1.7167 0.02156 1313 639 407 267
28 They said he's too high-strung for the dog park. 1.7127 0.01273 3557 1682 1215 660
29 Sir, I don't make the laws of gravity, I just enforce them. 1.7081 0.01196 4049 1935 1361 753
30 In addition to violating the leash law, sir, you’re also in violation of Newton’s first, second and third laws of motion. 1.7048 0.01511 2622 1286 824 512
31 Everyone always says 'sit.' No one ever thinks to say 'fly.' 1.6941 0.01459 2824 1413 862 549
32 I hope that you walked him first? 1.6812 0.02437 1101 591 270 240
33 We’re going to need you to pick up after your kite. 1.6661 0.02087 1183 568 442 173
34 LIMERICK: There once was a dog name of Spot....Got a hold of a whole lotta pot...It got him so high...He thought he could fly...And now, I can't get him to stop. 1.6564 0.01224 4028 2145 1122 761
35 I hate to be the one to tell you this, but you’re going to have to put him down. 1.6471 0.01796 1839 984 520 335
36 You need to clean up after your kite. 1.6408 0.01468 2447 1242 842 363
37 Sir, when I said your dog couldn't set foot in this park again... 1.6365 0.01365 2641 1304 993 344
38 Honestly, this is more believable than the recent election... 1.6334 0.01617 2275 1246 617 412
39 Sorry sir, support kites are not permitted in this park 1.6281 0.01292 3232 1696 1042 494
40 Yes, sir. I'm quite sure it's not just a passing sprinkle. 1.6190 0.01454 2404 1243 834 327
41 I don't care how he identifies, sir. 1.6144 0.02344 1058 590 286 182
42 I know what you’re thinking, Officer. Why is this guy wearing a jacket in July? 1.6130 0.01545 2323 1267 688 368
43 For the record, we don't allow kites in the dog park either. 1.6093 0.01427 2434 1264 857 313
44 Sir, just because it has a tail, doesn’t make it a kite... 1.5972 0.01847 1482 793 493 196
45 Your dog is high as a kite. 1.5867 0.01895 1575 905 416 254
46 I don't think you understand the gravity of this situation. 1.5786 0.01607 2024 1135 607 282
47 We're doing K-9 training over there, and I believe your little fella may have gotten into the drug sniffing kit. 1.5768 0.01826 1621 926 455 240
48 If I let one person violate the laws of physics, soon everyone will. 1.5730 0.01998 1335 762 381 192
49 Does he know DOWN? 1.5696 0.01330 2637 1427 918 292
50 Unless this is Thanksgiving and your name’s Macy, you’re coming with me. 1.5633 0.01681 1800 1022 542 236
51 Dog catcher? No. I'm from the FAA. 1.5568 0.01826 1487 844 458 185
52 Can he do any tricks? 1.5524 0.01628 1984 1164 544 276
53 Sir, I'm going to have to ask you to go fly a kite. 1.5488 0.01563 2256 1360 554 342
54 His addiction started when we let him stick his head out of the car window. 1.5452 0.01424 2392 1371 738 283
55 I don't care if it is an emotional support kite, it's not allowed here. 1.5421 0.01486 2341 1386 641 314
56 No problem. He's an Airedale. 1.5401 0.01443 2307 1328 712 267
57 Is he an Airedale or a Skye Terrier? 1.5344 0.01784 1568 926 446 196
58 That'd better be rain I'm feeling. 1.5336 0.02445 804 468 243 93
59 No,sir,the saying is let sleeping dogs lie. 1.5304 0.01725 1708 1023 464 221
60 It's the damnedest thing. He always used to chase the helium truck and then one day he caught it. 1.5240 0.01727 1666 999 461 206
61 I told you last time. Curb your dog. 1.5207 0.01753 1736 1078 412 246
62 I thought I would let sleeping dogs fly. 1.5200 0.01710 1729 1051 457 221
63 Glad to see you have him on a leash today. 1.5167 0.02462 720 415 238 67
64 Be sure to clean up after your kite. 1.5128 0.01762 1527 915 441 171
65 The man in the open convertible would like to have a word with you. 1.5126 0.01768 1467 868 446 153
66 Land Rover! 1.5104 0.02203 1105 699 248 158
67 Investigating reports of a dog chasing kites. Seen anything? 1.5095 0.01733 1468 860 468 140
68 Did you just come from the vet, because you're dog is high as a kite. 1.5068 0.01888 1405 869 360 176
69 I don't care if he is IS an airedale. 1.5050 0.02810 606 369 168 69
70 Nice work. I can't even get mine to stop drinking out of the toilet. 1.5026 0.02053 1134 693 312 129
71 Pigs, sir. When pigs will fly. 1.5023 0.01859 1314 788 392 134
72 Sir, we've received complaints of a howling wind. 1.5010 0.03099 521 325 131 65
73 Well, for starters, the law of gravity. 1.5004 0.02057 1145 706 305 134
74 Excuse me sir - is that an Airedale? 1.5004 0.01926 1267 772 356 139
75 She’ll have to come down sir, she’s higher than a kite. 1.5004 0.01955 1275 788 336 151
76 Ignoring the sign is one thing, but willfully ignoring the laws of gravity, mister, is another. 1.5000 0.01980 1256 780 324 152
77 And how long ago did he eat the brownies, sir? 1.4996 0.01962 1263 781 333 149
78 Having a tail doesn't make it a kite! 1.4996 0.01936 1255 766 351 138
79 No, sir- - it’s when pigs fly. 1.4984 0.01958 1236 758 340 138
80 Sorry sir, no Emotional Support Kites allowed. 1.4971 0.01996 1221 758 319 144
81 I think we both know what's up. 1.4923 0.02986 522 321 145 56
82 You are required to pick up after your kite. 1.4919 0.01963 1118 669 348 101
83 It's important he gets the scent right away. After 24 hrs these missing kites are almost impossible to find. 1.4916 0.02051 1127 699 302 126
84 Is that were a pig it would explain Trump's election. 1.4912 0.02097 1140 723 274 143
85 He's a little gassy today 1.4859 0.02119 1029 638 282 109
86 Man kites dog 1.4856 0.02208 1044 672 237 135
87 Actually, the barking is not what people are complaining about. 1.4835 0.02805 575 355 162 58
88 Got a report of some guy walking his dog in the park, against regulations. You seen anything? 1.4833 0.02189 987 620 257 110
89 Sir, I know that wasn't rain 1.4810 0.02098 1000 614 291 95
90 He saw a flying squirrel. 1.4795 0.02290 953 615 219 119
91 Sir, people can barely cope with birds pooping on them. 1.4789 0.02334 950 622 201 127
92 It turns out old dogs CAN learn new tricks. 1.4784 0.02173 924 568 270 86
93 Is there a reason he's not wearing a collar? 1.4782 0.02118 964 591 285 88
94 He's my seeing eye dog. I'm just taking a look around. 1.4770 0.02282 933 598 225 110
95 It was on his bucket list. 1.4767 0.02427 772 483 210 79
96 Sir, there’s a leash law and the law of gravity. I’m fining you for both. 1.4762 0.02345 905 586 207 112
97 I've had complaints that you're not picking up after your kite. 1.4755 0.02217 898 557 255 86
98 Stickin' his head out the car window not enough?" 1.4753 0.02152 930 572 274 84
99 That's right. And we also require a permit to fly fish. 1.4725 0.02426 819 527 197 95
100 Pretty good with such a short tail. 1.4713 0.02167 887 543 270 74
101 Well officer... what exactly does it look like I am doing? 1.4675 0.02256 847 528 242 77
102 First they told me no flying kites at the dog park and now you're telling me no flying dogs at the kite park. Where am I suppose to fly this guy? 1.4671 0.02353 805 508 218 79
103 We're looking for a missing dog. Seen anything suspicious? 1.4658 0.02293 805 500 235 70
104 Yes sir, I am absolutely certain that it was not one of the other kites that pooped. 1.4652 0.02462 791 514 186 91
105 He ain't nothin' but a hound dog, flyin' all the time. 1.4652 0.02610 718 470 162 86
106 I think your dog has gas. 1.4646 0.02405 790 505 203 82
107 The saying is, "Let sleeping dogs LIE." 1.4643 0.02402 812 524 199 89
108 Before I give you a citation: How DOES that doggie in the wind blow? 1.4635 0.02492 781 511 178 92
109 I’m sorry, sir... only service-animal kites are permitted in this park. 1.4612 0.02457 761 490 191 80
110 Sir, your dog seems rather high-strung. 1.4607 0.02733 610 392 155 63
111 Even if it is a Skye Terrier you still have to use the dog park. 1.4599 0.02362 748 467 218 63
112 SPCA? I'm actually here with the FAA. 1.4595 0.02417 766 490 200 76
113 I'm taking him out for some air. 1.4578 0.02403 723 453 209 61
114 Well, tell him to hold it. We're getting complaints. 1.4570 0.02393 744 470 208 66
115 I'm sorry, sir, but it's against park rules to let sleeping dogs fly. 1.4558 0.02497 735 477 181 77
116 The high-pitched bark is from helium. He'll be coming down any second now. 1.4543 0.02466 700 444 194 62
117 I'll need to see his rabies tag, shot records, and pilot's license. 1.4495 0.02495 654 412 190 52
118 In this park disobeying the laws of physics is strictly prohibited. 1.4495 0.02623 663 434 160 69
119 I'm sorry, Sir. But this park is only for right-handed people. I'll have to ask you to leave. 1.4487 0.02645 673 446 152 75
120 He just doesn’t identify as a dog anymore 1.4484 0.02433 678 426 200 52
121 I'm sorry, sir, but the law of gravity applies to everyone. 1.4478 0.02560 670 434 172 64
122 Have you tried Down Boy? 1.4471 0.02501 662 421 186 55
123 He likes the tail wind. 1.4458 0.02579 637 409 172 56
124 Sir, All dogs go to heaven. Just let go! 1.4458 0.02672 655 435 148 72
125 My wife said I’ll win the Caption Contest when dogs fly. 1.4438 0.02744 640 431 134 75
126 Sorry, but that's just not going to fly. 1.4393 0.02667 610 399 154 57
127 Now we’ve talked about this sort of thing before, Governor Romney. 1.4378 0.02809 603 408 126 69
128 The dog park is open now. Thanks for waiting. 1.4376 0.02685 601 394 151 56
129 Technically, officer, this IS a leash. 1.4376 0.02514 601 378 183 40
130 I can see he's an airedale,sir, but you still can't do that. 1.4365 0.02769 591 394 136 61
131 Airedale, right? 1.4365 0.02696 591 387 150 54
132 Someone with a squirrel kite wants you to leave. 1.4356 0.02634 590 381 161 48
133 Well all the PETA folks get mad when I leave him in the car. 1.4355 0.02684 581 378 153 50
134 May I suggest that you just mix some beano in with his kibble. 1.4338 0.02773 574 381 137 56
135 What do you expect me to do? There was no wind at the dog park. 1.4328 0.02653 573 370 158 45
136 I don't care if he identifies as a kite. 1.4314 0.02897 561 382 116 63
137 His dog license is fine - I need see to his pilot's license. 1.4301 0.02761 551 362 141 48
138 He's more bark than kite. 1.4299 0.02767 556 367 139 50
139 And you walked your dog before you flew him, right? 1.4291 0.02600 543 343 167 33
140 What do you mean "define kite"? 1.4291 0.02824 550 367 130 53
141 It's pissing in the wind we're worried about 1.4266 0.03003 511 348 108 55
142 I think your dog's eating too much fiber. 1.4264 0.03020 530 367 100 63
143 'Rain' is not yellow... 1.4259 0.02939 526 357 114 55
144 Try introducing new kibble gradually. Makes them less gassy. 1.4253 0.02951 529 361 111 57
145 He identifies as a kite 1.4253 0.02815 529 350 133 46
146 Well, SOMEONE'S kite peed on my head. 1.4239 0.02967 519 354 110 55
147 Try a shorter leash. 1.4237 0.02826 498 325 135 38
148 How convenient. The tail came with it. 1.4236 0.02780 517 338 139 40
149 My dog is on a leash. 1.4236 0.02614 517 326 163 28
150 Just be careful of flying squirrels. When they're around it's like the kite has a mind of its own. 1.4225 0.04200 258 176 55 27
151 Yes sir, I realize that he's not actually touching the park. But there are still no dogs allowed. 1.4221 0.02850 488 319 132 37
152 This levity doesn’t detract from the gravity of your situation 1.4213 0.03000 508 348 106 54
153 Sir, I'm afraid I'm standing in the reason I stopped you for! 1.4209 0.02889 506 338 123 45
154 That'd better be an emotional support kite. 1.4194 0.02831 496 326 132 38
155 Because no one else's kite has genitalia, that's why! 1.4161 0.03056 483 332 101 50
156 It was fight or flight. 1.4161 0.02999 483 328 109 46
157 He ate all my marijuana brownies. 1.4161 0.02999 483 328 109 46
158 He’s dreaming. 1.4161 0.02955 483 325 115 43
159 We only allow pigs to fly here, Sir. 1.4161 0.03749 298 200 72 26
160 Hey Bub...Gravity..it's not just a suggestion...it's the law! 1.4147 0.03034 475 324 105 46
161 If he tries to mark his territory again, I’ll have to ask you to leave. 1.4144 0.02939 473 316 118 39
162 Officer, let’s let sleeping dogs fly! 1.4136 0.03047 469 320 104 45
163 Its hard to keep a good dog down. 1.4136 0.02940 469 313 118 38
164 I see you finally got your kite fixed. 1.4129 0.03095 465 320 98 47
165 He's just always been kind of a free spirit. 1.4118 0.02919 459 304 121 34
166 I don't CARE if he THINKS he's a kite. 1.4116 0.02882 464 306 125 33
167 The lady with the hydrant balloon already left. 1.4113 0.02970 462 310 114 38
168 Try it more authoritatively, “Down, boy.” 1.4105 0.03067 458 313 102 43
169 I believe the sign says “No dogs ON the lawn” 1.4105 0.02890 458 302 124 32
170 If you love him, let him go. 1.4098 0.03029 449 303 108 38
171 Of course I remember you, sir. Your kite urinated on my leg last Sunday. 1.4093 0.03047 452 307 105 40
172 All bark and no kite, huh? 1.4085 0.03098 448 307 99 42
173 Wait. No. The man I'm looking for was flying a collie. 1.4077 0.03069 444 302 103 39
174 It's less a leash law violation and more of an air drop concern. 1.4064 0.03029 438 295 108 35
175 Sir, it's obvious from here that your dog is not neutered. 1.4064 0.03197 438 305 88 45
176 I don't care if he's 'above the law.' 1.4064 0.03098 438 299 100 39
177 And that's a service kite, right? 1.4055 0.02960 434 288 116 30
178 Not only are you flouting the rules, you are wantonly defying gravity 1.4052 0.03136 427 292 97 38
179 I'm investigating some missing helium. 1.4051 0.03023 432 290 109 33
180 Whaddaya mean he doesn't know the command "down boy? 1.4038 0.03105 426 290 100 36
181 Mr. Larson, for the last time there will be no Far Side shenanigans in this park. 1.4029 0.03207 407 279 92 36
182 We were playing Frisbee at the dog park and he just took off. 1.4028 0.02935 427 282 118 27
183 She got into the helium again? 1.4024 0.03162 425 293 93 39
184 This wasn't what I had in mind when I asked you to keep him off the grass. 1.4021 0.03153 388 260 100 28
185 Please curb your kite, sir. 1.4019 0.03047 423 285 106 32
186 So, you're telling me that this is a service kite. 1.4019 0.03208 423 294 88 41
187 Bird dog? 1.4019 0.03137 423 290 96 37
188 What did you feed him? He's as high as a kite! 1.4014 0.03129 421 288 97 36
189 I flew a cat for a while, but putting a leash on it just looked ridiculous 1.4010 0.03264 419 294 82 43
190 I don't care if it is an Airedale, you can't fly it here. 1.4010 0.03085 419 284 102 33
191 I’m going to have to book you for violating the laws of physics. 1.4010 0.03010 419 280 110 29
192 I know he's paper trained. That's why the kite flyers are complaining. 1.4000 0.03428 380 267 74 39
193 I'm more interested in why than how, sir. 1.4000 0.03215 415 288 88 39
194 Sorry, sir. Only pigs are allowed. 1.3995 0.03134 413 282 97 34
195 Sir, we don't allow mixed metaphors here..." 1.3980 0.03259 407 284 84 39
196 You say it’s a kite string; I say it’s a leash. 1.3980 0.03165 407 279 94 34
197 He’s my seeing high dog. 1.3980 0.03314 407 287 78 42
198 Are you aware of the six foot leash limit? 1.3980 0.03028 407 272 108 27
199 The difference between President Trump and a flying dog is the letter the F. 1.3970 0.03535 403 296 54 53
200 My head says put him down, but my heart says to just let him go. 1.3970 0.03068 403 271 104 28
201 Well it’s a fight-or-flight response. 1.3960 0.03208 399 275 90 34
202 He’s a lighter-than-Airedale. 1.3955 0.03078 397 267 103 27
203 Well, yes sir, the sign does say 'No dogs on the grass'... 1.3955 0.03057 397 266 105 26
204 In this town, we obey the laws of physics. 1.3944 0.03321 393 276 79 38
205 Look, buddy, we’ll be lucky at this point if Gary Larson doesn’t sue us. 1.3937 0.03355 381 267 78 36
206 I don’t give a flying Shih Tzu what breed it is sir. 1.3933 0.03203 389 267 91 31
207 Can I go next? 1.3933 0.03264 389 270 85 34
208 Can you try to keep him from sniffing the other kite's tails? 1.3928 0.03296 387 270 82 35
209 No, I never heard of a Lighter Than Airedale Terrier. 1.3922 0.03204 385 264 91 30
210 You are not in violation of the leash law; the problem is with the law of gravity. 1.3922 0.03267 385 267 85 33
211 Sir, I'm afraid we're going to have to insist that you obey the law of gravity. 1.3911 0.03183 381 260 93 28
212 I don't care if he is a bird dog. 1.3911 0.03311 381 266 81 34
213 Well, Mr. Milan, you are in fact one hell of a dog trainer. 1.3911 0.03227 381 262 89 30
214 Sorry Officer; my dog thinks he's above it all. 1.3905 0.03323 379 265 80 34
215 Your kite has been sniffing the other kites' tails. 1.3905 0.03344 379 266 78 35
216 I don't care for the way you are defying the laws of physics, sir 1.3899 0.03228 377 259 89 29
217 Your kite just peed on my shoes" 1.3899 0.03250 377 260 87 30
218 Sir, I'm afraid gravity is the law around here. 1.3893 0.03217 375 257 90 28
219 You're scaring the other kites. 1.3887 0.03184 373 254 93 26
220 Sir, you're under arrest for breaking the law of gravity. 1.3887 0.03360 373 262 77 34
221 Sir, this isn't what your vet meant when she said "he needs more air" 1.3887 0.03251 373 257 87 29
222 Is that a bird dog? 1.3885 0.03203 381 262 90 29
223 Show me a sign saying “no balloon animals”. 1.3881 0.03351 371 260 78 33
224 Technically, he’s still on the grass 1.3881 0.03307 371 258 82 31
225 Technically, the dog is not in the park. 1.3869 0.03194 367 250 92 25
226 Look, it was cute when you flew the pig, but I'm not seeing the joke here. 1.3864 0.03407 352 246 76 30
227 I'm afraid I'm going to have to arrest you for breaking the laws of physics. 1.3863 0.03344 365 255 79 31
228 I'm going to overlook this simply because I don't have a box to check off for it. 1.3860 0.03327 342 234 84 24
229 You must be the man who mistook his dog for a kite. 1.3857 0.03379 363 255 76 32
230 Sorry sir, but we enforce the law of gravity in this park. 1.3857 0.03310 363 252 82 29
231 No, sir. Giving out poop bags for people to wear on their heads is not the solution. 1.3857 0.03287 363 251 84 28
232 I'm sorry, but that's against the law of gravity. 1.3850 0.03323 361 251 81 29
233 He's always been light on his feet. 1.3850 0.03323 361 251 81 29
234 Keep your distance from the kid with the fire hydrant kite. 1.3844 0.03335 359 250 80 29
235 I see he takes his work as a bird dog very seriously. 1.3838 0.03300 357 247 83 27
236 If it looks like a Dog, howls like a Dog, and has a tail like a Dog, it's not a Kite. 1.3836 0.03059 365 244 102 19
237 That was not rain. 1.3824 0.03373 353 247 77 29
238 Well, yes, it does have a tail. 1.3824 0.03227 353 241 89 23
239 But he's not off leash. 1.3818 0.03110 351 235 98 18
240 We're looking for a man with glasses, a baseball cap, and a dog. Let us know if you see anything. 1.3811 0.03399 349 245 75 29
241 Max would stop at nothing to prove he was indeed a good boy. 1.3800 0.03668 300 211 64 25
242 Sir, that's not really what they mean by bird dog. 1.3797 0.03249 345 236 87 22
243 I guess you can teach them new tricks. 1.3790 0.03414 343 241 74 28
244 This is against the Law of Gravity. 1.3790 0.03439 343 242 72 29
245 We've been getting complaints from PETA AND Neil Degrasse Tyson... 1.3785 0.03520 325 229 69 27
246 I guess he is technically on a leash!! 1.3783 0.03138 341 229 95 17
247 They said the same thing about Trump getting elected. 1.3778 0.03570 315 222 67 26
248 He's not a kite, he's blimpadoodle. 1.3761 0.03390 335 234 76 25
249 So, that's what they call "Upward Dog"? 1.3761 0.03520 335 239 66 30
250 The park is all kite and no bark. 1.3761 0.03337 335 232 80 23
251 But officer, he's not off leash. 1.3761 0.03337 335 232 80 23
252 Sir, yelling bombs-away is not appreciated by the rest of our guests. 1.3754 0.03635 317 227 61 29
253 Did you happen to see a man in a baseball cap walking a dog? 1.3754 0.03430 333 234 73 26
254 What's up? Dog? 1.3754 0.03323 333 230 81 22
255 Yes, I can see that he is on-leash. 1.3754 0.03404 333 233 75 25
256 Who's a good kite? 1.3739 0.03666 329 240 55 34
257 What was the name of that obedience school? 1.3739 0.03404 329 230 75 24
258 I know he's on leash but I'm citing you under the Law of Gravity. 1.3731 0.03578 327 235 62 30
259 This is not what I meant when I said - "Strictly no dogs on park grounds." 1.3731 0.03472 327 231 70 26
260 they said he’d be impeached when dogs fly so.... 1.3723 0.03513 325 231 67 27
261 Wouldn't it be easier if you just rolled down the window when you're driving? 1.3723 0.03375 325 226 77 22
262 Does your kite have all its shots? 1.3722 0.03554 309 218 67 24
263 We're getting complaints, sir. You have to curb your kite. 1.3719 0.03353 320 221 79 20
264 I don't care if he's training for the Macy Parade. 1.3715 0.03360 323 224 78 21
265 You're lucky. Mine's afraid of the lightning. 1.3707 0.03373 321 223 77 21
266 Do you realize how many laws of physics you're violating right now? 1.3699 0.03473 319 225 70 24
267 Your kite keeps chasing its tail. 1.3699 0.03328 319 220 80 19
268 If you wouldn't mind using both hands sir -- we lost a Dalmatian here a week ago, and it still hasn't come down. 1.3691 0.03341 317 219 79 19
269 Sir, your zipper’s down. 1.3684 0.04206 247 181 41 25
270 I don't care if it has a tail and flies; the dog park is over there. 1.3683 0.03354 315 218 78 19
271 I'm not saying you are violating a rule. I am asking "How?" 1.3683 0.03502 315 223 68 24
272 And you call yourself a dog walker. 1.3683 0.03473 315 222 70 23
273 Technically. it doesn't qualify as a leash. 1.3677 0.03421 310 216 74 20
274 Terrierists are on the no fly list. 1.3677 0.03541 310 220 66 24
275 So you're saying that some old dogs can learn new tricks. 1.3674 0.03458 313 220 71 22
276 He ain’t nothin’ but a hound-dog, flyin’ all the time. 1.3660 0.03510 306 216 68 22
277 I don't care how high he can go. No one is above the law. 1.3648 0.03591 307 220 62 25
278 For one thing, it's against the law of gravity. 1.3639 0.03516 305 216 67 22
279 When we were driving we used to let him stick his head out of the car window and, well, one thing just lead to another. 1.3639 0.03516 305 216 67 22
280 I'd like to see the quick, brown, fox jump over him now. 1.3639 0.03607 305 219 61 25
281 I said please heel him not helium. 1.3633 0.03618 300 215 61 24
282 Yeah, you're right, it's probable safer for him than flying United. 1.3633 0.03648 300 216 59 25
283 Is that the only trick he does? 1.3633 0.03769 300 220 51 29
284 Yeah, crazy, but he wants to try out for the Macy’s parade. 1.3633 0.03739 300 219 53 28
285 Is your kite friendly? 1.3633 0.03460 300 210 71 19
286 There have been complaints of intermittent showers. 1.3624 0.03602 298 213 62 23
287 You can fly your dog only before 9 AM or after 11PM. 1.3624 0.03442 298 208 72 18
288 It’s a hybrid. 1.3621 0.03419 301 210 73 18
289 The right tail makes all the difference. 1.3618 0.05074 152 109 31 12
290 Isn't it time to let go? 1.3615 0.03554 296 210 65 21
291 Couldn't he just stick his head out of the car window like all of the other dogs? 1.3615 0.03587 296 211 63 22
292 I’m going to have to ask you to clean up after your kite 1.3615 0.03587 296 211 63 22
293 I tried a pig once but it just wouldn't fly. 1.3615 0.03522 296 209 67 20
294 He’s my wingman. 1.3615 0.03423 296 206 73 17
295 Wow; I still can't even get my dog to sit. 1.3605 0.03471 294 206 70 18
296 Sir, we are getting complaints that your kite is humping the other kites. 1.3605 0.03729 294 214 54 26
297 He likes his own space. 1.3605 0.03634 294 211 60 23
298 Sorry,sir. I think I threw the tennis ball too high. 1.3605 0.03698 294 213 56 25
299 Sir, your dog is frightening the other kites. 1.3605 0.03471 294 206 70 18
300 Sorry Sir, only flying pigs are allowed. 1.3605 0.03437 294 205 72 17
301 A new leash on life, huh? 1.3596 0.03618 292 209 61 22
302 Airedale? Skye terrier? Or is it from a long line of bird-dogs? 1.3596 0.02855 292 188 103 1
303 I wanted him to heel, so I gave him helium. 1.3596 0.03900 292 218 43 31
304 It's the only way I can walk him, officer. The pound named him Trump. So,I get home and find out he's full of hot air. 1.3586 0.03826 290 214 48 28
305 He looks like a good buoy. 1.3586 0.03667 290 209 58 23
306 I could overlook the short tail and the long leash, but you also flagrantly break the law of gravity. 1.3586 0.03667 290 209 58 23
307 What can I say, he wasn't getting that thrill anymore from sticking his head out of the car window... 1.3586 0.03601 290 207 62 21
308 Sir, your kite is scaring the other kites.” 1.3576 0.03550 288 204 65 19
309 The balloon man says someone stole his helium tank. Have you seen anything suspicious? 1.3576 0.03617 288 206 61 21
310 Kites don't defecate, sir. 1.3576 0.03584 288 205 63 20
311 It’s obvious to me that your dog is high as a kite 1.3576 0.03550 288 204 65 19
312 Sir, your dog appears to be high as a kite. 1.3576 0.03684 288 208 57 23
313 He IS on leash! 1.3569 0.03592 283 201 63 19
314 Bob, I don't care how much you like the Beatles; bring Lucy down, now. 1.3566 0.03799 286 210 50 26
315 Sir, we ask people to please retrieve lost kites, not kite lost retrievers. 1.3566 0.03701 286 207 56 23
316 You don't see anybody flying kites at the dog park do you? 1.3566 0.03425 286 199 72 15
317 Yes, I have heard of a bird dog. 1.3566 0.03566 286 203 64 19
318 That doesn't look like a leash to me 1.3566 0.03461 286 200 70 16
319 It's my fault. I sent him to a Montessori obedience school. 1.3556 0.03684 284 205 57 22
320 Yes, it is a nice kite. But I'm still going to have to check his tags. 1.3556 0.03403 284 197 73 14
321 I was telling my wife that I was going to walk the dog, and she told me to “Go fly a kite’. 1.3556 0.03684 284 205 57 22
322 And I’d tell you the same if you were walking a kite in the dog park. 1.3546 0.03769 282 206 52 24
323 Well, it's not a pig. Carry on. 1.3546 0.03526 282 199 66 17
324 Well, I checked and you are technically compliant with the leash law. 1.3546 0.03417 282 196 72 14
325 If you took him to the dog park you could let him off the leash. 1.3546 0.03490 282 198 68 16
326 I'm going to have to arrest you for breaking the law of gravity. 1.3525 0.03701 278 201 56 21
327 No. When PIGS fly. 1.3525 0.03735 278 202 54 22
328 what did you tell him to fetch? 1.3519 0.03472 270 188 69 13
329 Sir, could you please pick up after your kite? 1.3514 0.03682 276 199 57 20
330 There's no such thing as a 'Kiteadoodle'. 1.3514 0.03753 276 201 53 22
331 Impressive, but we're getting complaints about the 'trickle-down' effect. 1.3514 0.03811 259 187 53 19
332 If he's Underdog, then where's his cape? 1.3506 0.03691 271 195 57 19
333 Yeah, but can he do any tricks? 1.3506 0.03501 271 190 67 14
334 Well, okay, but don't let him off leash. 1.3506 0.03501 271 190 67 14
335 We're still working on "sit" 1.3506 0.03462 271 189 69 13
336 That's why I'm wearing a hat. 1.3506 0.03501 271 190 67 14
337 Let me guess. You're blind. That's your seeing eye dog. And you are just taking a look around... 1.3506 0.03728 271 196 55 20
338 My wife told me to take our dog and fly a kite. 1.3506 0.04045 271 205 37 29
339 This is not what I meant when I said that the park’s dog policy was up in the air. 1.3504 0.03699 274 198 56 20
340 Kindly curb your kite. 1.3504 0.03514 274 193 66 15
341 Sorry, but we enforce the Law of Gravity here. 1.3504 0.03626 274 196 60 18
342 That your dog? 1.3494 0.03595 269 191 62 16
343 You say he’s practicing for Macy’s? 1.3494 0.03855 269 198 48 23
344 Dr. Pavlov. What exactly are you trying to prove now? 1.3494 0.03633 269 192 60 17
345 This is far-fetched. 1.3488 0.03737 258 185 56 17
346 The kid wants his dog back. 1.3485 0.03435 264 183 70 11
347 Is your wife out walking the kite? 1.3485 0.03717 264 190 56 18
348 Bad kite! 1.3483 0.03726 267 193 55 19
349 Must be a bitch to fly.... 1.3483 0.03910 267 198 45 24
350 He’s looking for his frisbee 1.3483 0.03611 267 190 61 16
351 A longer tail would give you more lift. 1.3472 0.03819 265 194 50 21
352 Sorry sir, dog flying on Tuesdays only 1.3472 0.03628 265 189 60 16
353 No, there isn't an exception during the dog days of Summer 1.3472 0.03548 265 187 64 14
354 That shit ain't gonna fly. 1.3472 0.04002 265 199 40 26
355 I don't care if it's a rescue kite. 1.3472 0.03706 265 191 56 18
356 He takes fetch very seriously. 1.3460 0.03644 263 188 59 16
357 New here? 1.3460 0.03723 263 190 55 18
358 'Aloft' or not ... the leash limit is still six feet. 1.3460 0.03564 263 186 63 14
359 I’ll let it fly this time. 1.3460 0.03644 263 188 59 16
360 If he doesn't chase his dreams, who will? 1.3460 0.03684 263 189 57 17
361 Just because you CAN do it, doesn't mean you SHOULD do it. 1.3460 0.03684 263 189 57 17
362 He may well be an Airedale sir, but he still belongs in the Dog Park 1.3460 0.03913 263 195 45 23
363 Your dog appears to be high as a kite. 1.3448 0.03819 261 191 50 20
364 What’s up? 1.3448 0.03819 261 191 50 20
365 Having an inflated sense of self is not sufficient reason. 1.3448 0.03780 261 190 52 19
366 But, Officer, the sign clearly said "Keep your pets off the grass!." 1.3424 0.03777 257 187 52 18
367 I’m looking for a dog that swallowed a young girl’s helium balloon. 1.3424 0.03935 257 191 44 22
368 Sky Terrier? 1.3417 0.03872 240 174 50 16
369 He was raised by Kites. 1.3412 0.03755 255 185 53 17
370 Eventually, sticking his head out the car window wasn't enough. 1.3412 0.03543 255 180 63 12
371 Afghan hound? No Fly List. Bring him down. 1.3412 0.03755 255 185 53 17
372 Technically, yes, you are correct. He is on a leash. 1.3412 0.03876 255 188 47 20
373 NASA wants to talk to you. 1.3412 0.03629 255 182 59 14
374 The advertisement said fly-over, not fly Rover. 1.3400 0.03888 250 184 47 19
375 Sir, you need to pick up after your kite. 1.3400 0.03762 250 181 53 16
376 I see the thrill of the car window is a slippery slope. 1.3400 0.03929 250 185 45 20
377 Ruff winds today? 1.3399 0.03731 253 183 54 16
378 Oh yeah? Well, my dog thinks he's an opera singer. Now beat it. 1.3399 0.03689 253 182 56 15
379 Excuse me Sir, no hats allowed. 1.3388 0.03294 245 167 73 5
380 We've been getting complaints about him sniffing the tails of the other kites. 1.3387 0.03737 248 179 54 15
381 I beg to differ sir; ... a string can NOT be defined as a "leash' 1.3387 0.03693 248 178 56 14
382 You should've been here yesterday. It was RAINING cats and dogs. 1.3387 0.03908 248 183 46 19
383 Because the other kites don't poop on guests. 1.3387 0.03693 248 178 56 14
384 Just because you can doesn't mean you should. 1.3374 0.03555 243 171 62 10
385 He ate the whole pot of chili? 1.3374 0.03742 243 175 54 14
386 Sir, they found your kite at the dog park. 1.3374 0.03711 246 177 55 14
387 'Very good sir, but it's not the physics that concerns me.' 1.3374 0.04053 246 185 39 22
388 If we make exception for you, Sir, everyone will come here with their flying dogs... 1.3374 0.03799 246 179 51 16
389 Does sticking his head out of the car window not do it for him? 1.3374 0.03799 246 179 51 16
390 Have you tried cutting out gluten. 1.3374 0.03843 246 180 49 17
391 Like the wind in his face, does he? 1.3374 0.03755 246 178 53 15
392 It has a tail." Seriously? You're going with that 1.3374 0.03755 246 178 53 15
393 Because it's scaring the squirrel kite. 1.3374 0.03886 246 181 47 18
394 Why not? It’s my emotional support kite. 1.3374 0.03886 246 181 47 18
395 He can also roll over. 1.3374 0.03620 246 175 59 12
396 It would be funnier if he were flying you. 1.3374 0.03755 246 178 53 15
397 I always thought pigs would fly first. 1.3361 0.03806 241 175 51 15
398 Randy you’ve got to quit coming here man. It’s freaking out the kids. 1.3361 0.03774 244 177 52 15
399 May I have a look at your doggie treats? 1.3361 0.03729 244 176 54 14
400 Have you seen a missing dog? 1.3361 0.03774 244 177 52 15
401 But sir, he's on a leash. 1.3361 0.03543 244 172 62 10
402 No, it does not matter if it's an Airedale, sir. 1.3361 0.03683 244 175 56 13
403 Just make sure he stays on the leash. 1.3361 0.03906 244 180 46 18
404 ...but it's my emotional support kite" 1.3361 0.03818 244 178 50 16
405 We've received a complaint that some people haven't picked up after their kites. 1.3361 0.03543 244 172 62 10
406 Well, yes, I understand that every dog has its day. 1.3361 0.03683 244 175 56 13
407 So the cat refused to go up again? 1.3361 0.03818 244 178 50 16
408 Another dog day afternoon? 1.3361 0.03906 244 180 46 18
409 Well, as long as you keep him on the leash, I think we're all fine here. 1.3361 0.03906 244 180 46 18
410 I'm very sorry sir, but we don't allow gliderdoodles in the park. 1.3360 0.03915 247 183 45 19
411 Mere flight does not make it a kite, sir. 1.3347 0.03588 239 169 60 10
412 I can’t tell you how many times guys like you have tried the ‘It’s my seeing eye dog and I’m just taking a look around’ line. 1.3347 0.03838 242 177 49 16
413 Excuse me, sir, but the park rules do include the law of gravity. 1.3347 0.03793 242 176 51 15
414 You are mistaken sir....the expression is when PIGS fly. 1.3347 0.03882 242 178 47 17
415 Sir, there's no way that's rain. 1.3347 0.04012 242 181 41 20
416 I'm dogsitting for Superman. 1.3347 0.03882 242 178 47 17
417 Sorry, only pigs are allowed. 1.3347 0.03838 242 177 49 16
418 What am I supposed to do? He was born to herd kites. 1.3347 0.03969 242 180 43 19
419 Yes sir, I know what 'bird dog' means. Do you? 1.3333 0.03654 237 169 57 11
420 I am arresting you for breaking the law of gravitation. 1.3333 0.03812 240 175 50 15
421 I understand he identifies as a kite. Just clean up after him. 1.3333 0.03902 240 177 46 17
422 There was a dog hanging around the balloon kiosk sniffing the helium canisters. Seen a dog around here? 1.3333 0.03946 240 178 44 18
423 I prefer to walk mine. 1.3333 0.03554 237 167 61 9
424 We received a report of a kite left in the dog park. 1.3333 0.03750 237 171 53 13
425 Dog days are later this summer. 1.3319 0.03592 238 169 59 10
426 Here at Roosevelt Kite Park we appreciate diversity. Welcome, sir. 1.3319 0.03737 238 172 53 13
427 It may be an Airdale. but thats no excuse. 1.3319 0.03641 238 170 57 11
428 Sorry, but glide dogs are not allowed in the kite park. 1.3319 0.03877 238 175 47 16
429 It's not 'against the rules,' but it's frowned upon. 1.3319 0.03542 238 168 61 9
430 It’s OK. He’s an emotional support kite. 1.3319 0.03784 238 173 51 14
431 He can fly but can he roll over? 1.3319 0.03689 238 171 55 12
432 If I allow you to fly your dog they'll all want to 1.3305 0.03558 236 167 60 9
433 Nevermind the dog! Did you notice where your Rhino landed? 1.3305 0.03897 236 174 46 16
434 Put it in a car and let its head hang out the window like everyone else! 1.3305 0.03609 236 168 58 10
435 Well, I don’t care what Lucy has in the sky so long as she stays on that leash. 1.3305 0.03739 233 168 53 12
436 You're right sir, it's not on the sign. 1.3290 0.03904 231 170 46 15
437 Pulled a double shift on airport luggage inspection; he won’t be coming down for a while. 1.3290 0.04046 231 173 40 18
438 Care to explain what just landed on my windshield? 1.3290 0.04046 231 173 40 18
439 Naming your dog Roosevelt does not make this ok. 1.3289 0.03988 228 169 43 16
440 We're getting complaints about your kite sniffing other kite tails. 1.3289 0.03299 228 156 69 3
441 Larry, that's not a kite, that's a dog and you know it. 1.3275 0.03974 229 170 43 16
442 Sir, the surrealist dog park is next door. 1.3275 0.03673 229 164 55 10
443 Sir, this leash is too long. 1.3275 0.03776 229 166 51 12
444 I'm getting reports that your kite is the party-pooper at today's event. 1.3275 0.04021 229 171 41 17
445 It's "High as a Kite" or "Raining Cat's and Dogs" - and anyway, you know it's a METAPHOR, right? 1.3268 0.04238 205 153 37 15
446 This is not who we are as a nation. 1.3260 0.04043 227 170 40 17
447 Yes, but the other kites are potty trained. 1.3260 0.03846 227 166 48 13
448 Skye terrier, eh? 1.3260 0.04043 227 170 40 17
449 Whatever you do, mister, don't take him to Ben Franklin Park. 1.3260 0.03896 227 167 46 14
450 Sir, it is obvious to me that you DO have a dog in this fight. 1.3244 0.03814 225 164 49 12
451 The expression is “...when pigs fly”. 1.3244 0.04017 225 168 41 16
452 Yeah, I know, but the rule is a six foot leash, max. 1.3244 0.03967 225 167 43 15
453 Not impressed. Last week we had a pig. 1.3244 0.04017 225 168 41 16
454 I found your glasses. 1.3244 0.04066 225 169 39 17
455 It’s against park rules, sir. Your dog doesn’t have a collar, and it’s disobeying gravity. 1.3244 0.04017 225 168 41 16
456 Sorry, sir, but park rules state the tail has to be at least 24 inches. 1.3244 0.03762 225 163 51 11
457 I believe the expression is, “When pigs fly”. 1.3244 0.03814 225 164 49 12
458 No sir, I have never heard of a "seeing eye kite." 1.3244 0.03814 225 164 49 12
459 I don't care if it was on his bucket list! 1.3244 0.03967 225 167 43 15
460 Is it flying? Is it on a string? Then leave me alone 1.3244 0.04017 225 168 41 16
461 You’ve got to keep Sparky away from the balloon guy’s helium tank. 1.3229 0.03672 223 160 54 9
462 Who says you can't teach an old dog new tricks? 1.3229 0.03937 223 165 44 14
463 Excuse me, Superman wants to know when you will be finished walking his dog. 1.3229 0.04039 223 167 40 16
464 As below, so above. 1.3229 0.04186 223 170 34 19
465 Why not just stick his head out of the car window? 1.3229 0.04138 223 169 36 18
466 You ever had a bird crap on you? That's why. 1.3229 0.03886 223 164 46 13
467 Sorry, Sir. You've been badly outclassed by London's Baby Trump." 1.3229 0.04282 223 172 30 21
468 Sir, that is all bark and no kite. 1.3229 0.04039 223 167 40 16
469 Is that the flying rat from the previous caption contest? He has really stepped up his game. 1.3229 0.04138 223 169 36 18
470 I don't care if he swallowed a helium balloon, the dog park's around the corner. 1.3229 0.03834 223 163 48 12
471 All I'm saying is you better be quick on the draw with the pooper scooper. 1.3229 0.03937 223 165 44 14
472 Officer, he's not on the grass! 1.3229 0.03727 223 161 52 10
473 Box kites are permitted. Flying boxers is not permitted. 1.3229 0.03780 223 162 50 11
474 You know you're violating the mixed metaphor statute, right? 1.3208 0.03961 212 156 44 12
475 I suppose you think your dog's above the leash law. 1.3196 0.03980 219 163 42 14
476 Sir, I assume you know this is not the dog park. 1.3194 0.04018 216 161 41 14
477 Does he know "down" yet? 1.3194 0.03682 216 155 53 8
478 He may very well be a Skye Terrier, but it's still no dogs allowed. 1.3194 0.03964 216 160 43 13
479 True, technically his is on a leash... 1.3194 0.03853 216 158 47 11
480 It's two hands for dogs. Okay? 1.3194 0.03853 216 158 47 11
481 It's a new breed. I'll be training him to keep my neighbor's drone away from my house. 1.3194 0.04018 216 161 41 14
482 Will you stop saying, "It was his idea." 1.3194 0.03964 216 160 43 13
483 He must be an Airedale. 1.3194 0.03623 216 154 55 7
484 It started out as a game of fetch. 1.3194 0.03853 216 158 47 11
485 Follow me, we've a cat stuck up a tree. 1.3194 0.03909 216 159 45 12
486 Nice try pal, but it's still a dog and this is still a kite park. 1.3194 0.03909 216 159 45 12
487 I'm glad you brought the collie instead of the corgi. Like I told you, it won't fly if it doesn't have a tail. 1.3194 0.03623 216 154 55 7
488 Yes, the substance is now legal but not for canine consumption. 1.3194 0.04018 216 161 41 14
489 I don’t care that it’s an airdale, get it down. 1.3194 0.03909 216 159 45 12
490 The car window just wasn't doing it for her anymore. 1.3194 0.04123 216 163 37 16
491 I’m sorry officer, my dog self identifies as a kite 1.3192 0.04110 213 160 38 15
492 I’ve heard that once they’ve tasted flying, that you can never get away with just walking them. 1.3192 0.03832 213 155 48 10
493 It all started with his head out of the car window." 1.3190 0.03983 210 155 43 12
494 He can stay as long as he gets along with the rest of the kites. 1.3180 0.03838 217 159 47 11
495 A longer tail would really add stability. 1.3178 0.03930 214 158 44 12
496 Is it a skye terrier or an Airedale? 1.3178 0.03874 214 157 46 11
497 Leaping for a Frisbee a hundred times just wasn't enough, huh? 1.3178 0.03985 214 159 42 13
498 No, sir, this is the Kite Park. The Helium-filled Carcass Park is on the other side of the hill. 1.3178 0.04147 214 162 36 16
499 Yes sir, it's a most impressive kite, but that doesn't alter the fact that it's wearing no collar, which is a $35 fine. 1.3178 0.03930 214 158 44 12
500 So THAT'S why they call them Airedales. 1.3178 0.03930 214 158 44 12
501 My pet's name is Kite, Roosevelt Kite. 1.3178 0.03874 214 157 46 11
502 How else is she supposed to train for the Macy’s Thanksgiving Day parade? 1.3178 0.03985 214 159 42 13
503 Just because there's not a specific rule against it doesn't mean it's not a bad idea. 1.3178 0.03874 214 157 46 11
504 What’s up, dawg? 1.3163 0.04077 215 162 38 15
505 Sir, we found a kite with a leash on it at the dog park. 1.3160 0.03836 212 155 47 10
506 He thought the lyrics were “I want to fly like a beagle to the sea, fly like a beagle let my kite carry me.” 1.3160 0.04117 212 160 37 15
507 Sir, can you prove that is a Service Kite? 1.3160 0.04171 212 161 35 16
508 Sorry, sir, that's the rules. No kites in the dog park, and no dogs in the kite park. 1.3160 0.03951 212 157 43 12
509 You've been asked to move down wind. 1.3160 0.03777 212 154 49 9
510 Very clever sir, but no dogs allowed. 1.3160 0.03836 212 155 47 10
511 Has he ever caught one? 1.3160 0.04007 212 158 41 13
512 Sure, and if he were chasing his tail, he'd be a helicopter. 1.3160 0.04007 212 158 41 13
513 I don’t care if his name is ‘Roosevelt Kite,’ there are no dogs allowed in this park. 1.3160 0.03951 212 157 43 12
514 When it's a pig, I'll be impressed. 1.3160 0.03951 212 157 43 12
515 Sir, the sky is the limit. 1.3160 0.04007 212 158 41 13
516 We at Roosevelt Park strongly support kite diversity. 1.3160 0.04007 212 158 41 13
517 I'd be more impressed if you did that with a cat. 1.3143 0.04029 210 157 40 13
518 The law of gravity, sir, are there for our protection. I'm afraid I'm going to have to issue a ticket. 1.3143 0.04029 210 157 40 13
519 He got into the Red Bull. 1.3143 0.03915 210 155 44 11
520 Yeah, I miss Mitt Romney, too. 1.3143 0.04029 210 157 40 13
521 Sir, that won’t fly here. 1.3143 0.04196 210 160 34 16
522 Excuse me, Sir. Your kite is leaking 1.3143 0.03856 210 154 46 10
523 If he starts humping another kite, he’s out of here! 1.3143 0.03796 210 153 48 9
524 No, it isn't the leash law you've broken. It's the law of gravity. 1.3143 0.03972 210 156 42 12
525 His manic phase?” 1.3143 0.03736 210 152 50 8
526 That is not what I meant when I told you to hightail it out of here. 1.3143 0.03972 210 156 42 12
527 If you let it go and it comes back, it's yours. 1.3143 0.03915 210 155 44 11
528 Of course, if it was a pig that would be a completely different matter. 1.3143 0.03972 210 156 42 12
529 No, it's not the same as bird droppings. 1.3143 0.03972 210 156 42 12
530 He's a very good buoy. 1.3143 0.04141 210 159 36 15
531 Sir. Your kite is leaking. 1.3143 0.04249 210 161 32 17
532 I understand you found him flattened on the road. But, gees man, there are kids around here" 1.3143 0.04303 210 162 30 18
533 ...and you really don’t get why it’s only raining on you? 1.3143 0.03972 210 156 42 12
534 Don't tell me: An Airedale. 1.3143 0.04029 210 157 40 13
535 Please clean up after your kite. 1.3143 0.03856 210 154 46 10
536 Could you get him to stop marking his territory? 1.3143 0.03972 210 156 42 12
537 Can you make it do any tricks? 1.3143 0.04085 210 158 38 14
538 We can't make exceptions for bird dogs. 1.3140 0.04011 207 154 41 12
539 From the way his tail is wagging, I'd say he can see the skate park, water park, zip line park, and disc golf park. 1.3140 0.03831 207 151 47 9
540 . . . but the sign said keep dogs off of the grass. 1.3140 0.04069 207 155 39 13
541 The 'Trump Baby' balloons were sold out. 1.3140 0.04126 207 156 37 14
542 He's training for the Macy's Day Parade. 1.3140 0.03892 207 152 45 10
543 I’ve never seen a kite that can chase its own tail! 1.3140 0.04011 207 154 41 12
544 The sign distinctly sez "Dog walking not allowed!" 1.3140 0.03892 207 152 45 10
545 You're under arrest for breaking the laws of physics. 1.3140 0.04126 207 156 37 14
546 What’s the problem? My dog’s on a leash. 1.3140 0.03578 207 147 55 5
547 Sir, emotional support dogs no longer fly for free 1.3122 0.04033 205 153 40 12
548 For the last time Gary, there is no such thing as Taxidermy Tuesday. 1.3119 0.04012 202 150 41 11
549 I’ve heard the flea meds give them gas. 1.3110 0.03739 209 152 49 8
550 I thought you said you didn’t have a dog in this flight. 1.3107 0.04301 206 159 30 17
551 I'm not as interested in how he stays up there as I am in what's been coming down. 1.3105 0.04309 190 144 33 13
552 It was a metaphor, not a suggestion. 1.3105 0.04042 190 140 41 9
553 All right, but no tricks. 1.3103 0.03743 203 147 49 7
554 I realize you went to the trouble of putting him on a leash, but that's not really the issue here, sir. 1.3103 0.04115 203 153 37 13
555 Sir, I'm from Animal Control. Have you seen a stray dog, brown, extremely lightweight, trailing a length of twine? 1.3103 0.04232 203 155 33 15
556 I agree that you’re not violating the letter of leash laws, but let’s talk about the spirit of leash laws. 1.3103 0.03995 203 151 41 11
557 His bark is worse than his kite. 1.3100 0.04034 200 149 40 11
558 How long till the helium biscuits wear off? 1.3100 0.03843 200 146 46 8
559 Wherein lies the tail? 1.3089 0.04159 191 143 37 11
560 But somehow he hates walks. 1.3088 0.04156 204 155 35 14
561 Sorry sir, but that just won't fly in this park. 1.3085 0.04430 201 157 26 18
562 You realize we have a big enough problem with the pigeons around here. 1.3085 0.03955 201 149 42 10
563 Okay... but if he poops on somebody's head, you're outa here. 1.3085 0.03891 201 148 44 9
564 Nothing is impossible, but some things are just wrong 1.3077 0.04287 195 149 32 14
565 Did you see a guy with a dog run this way? 1.3065 0.04224 199 152 33 14
566 And how is it emotionally supporting you from all the way up there? 1.3065 0.04284 199 153 31 15
567 We're Cross-training for Macy's parade. 1.3065 0.04040 199 149 39 11
568 Not to worry. My pooper-scooper is on a drone. 1.3065 0.04284 199 153 31 15
569 We’re looking for a missing dog. 1.3065 0.03976 199 148 41 10
570 Is there a problem officer? I'm just walking my kite. 1.3065 0.03847 199 146 45 8
571 That cat-shaped cloud won't be back. 1.3065 0.04163 199 151 35 13
572 The things you have to do to tucker a puppy out — Am I right? 1.3065 0.03712 199 144 49 6
573 He got into the compressed air cartridges 1.3065 0.03976 199 148 41 10
574 No Sir, even on a leash, glide dogs are not allowed! 1.3065 0.04102 199 150 37 12
575 The Space Force people would like to talk to you 1.3065 0.04224 199 152 33 14
576 Sir, is that your Airedale? 1.3065 0.04102 199 150 37 12
577 Make sure you don't let him off leash. 1.3065 0.03976 199 148 41 10
578 The City's leash law says no more than six feet long. 1.3065 0.03976 199 148 41 10
579 Well, he used to be afraid of heights, but now he's just showing off... 1.3065 0.04163 199 151 35 13
580 The problem is how he's marking his territory. 1.3065 0.04163 199 151 35 13
581 It's fine, he's a service kite. 1.3065 0.04224 199 152 33 14
582 You the guy with the helium tanks? 1.3065 0.03912 199 147 43 9
583 Ignorance of the law of gravity excuses no one. 1.3065 0.04102 199 150 37 12
584 I know, I know, but he got bored with the frisbee. 1.3065 0.03780 199 145 47 7
585 You are going to have to curb your dog, sir. 1.3065 0.03428 199 140 57 2
586 Listen buddy, poop bags will not solve the problem. 1.3065 0.04040 199 149 39 11
587 He doesn't know. 1.3065 0.04342 199 154 29 16
588 Touché, sir. The sign does say “No walking your dog.” 1.3065 0.04102 199 150 37 12
589 Okay, so pigs can fly. We still have Trump. 1.3065 0.04342 199 154 29 16
590 I don't care if he's a bird dog, you need to curb him. 1.3065 0.04224 199 152 33 14
591 People are complaining about a UFO, and by "U" they mean urinating. 1.3065 0.04040 199 149 39 11
592 He's my therapy kite. 1.3065 0.03780 199 145 47 7
593 But he is off the grass. 1.3065 0.03912 199 147 43 9
594 Well technically, he’s still on leash. 1.3061 0.03676 196 141 50 5
595 I appreciate that Lulu feels more at home in this park Phil but we have this talk every week. 1.3061 0.04016 196 146 40 10
596 I don't care if it's on his "bucket list", it still defys the laws of physics 1.3061 0.04144 196 148 36 12
597 The Flying Dog Park is just down the road. 1.3061 0.04080 196 147 38 11
598 The birds are complaining about the barking. 1.3061 0.03950 196 145 42 9
599 I know a drone when I see one. 1.3061 0.04207 196 149 34 13
600 He was sniffing for drugs and got high as a kite. 1.3061 0.04329 196 151 30 15
601 This is my emotional support kite. 1.3061 0.04016 196 146 40 10
602 The minute your dog lifts his leg, you're coming with me. 1.3061 0.04268 196 150 32 14
603 Your in compliance with the leash law, but I have some other concerns. 1.3061 0.03883 196 144 44 8
604 There's a bone kite stuck in a tree. Do you have a moment? 1.3061 0.03883 196 144 44 8
605 What was I supposed to do - my wife took the kite for a walk. 1.3041 0.04104 194 146 37 11
606 The peeing has to stop. 1.3039 0.04230 181 136 35 10
607 Sir, you and the dog are under arrest for violating Newton's Second Law of Motion. 1.3039 0.04372 181 138 31 12
608 We just ask they you fly him downwind of the others. 1.3036 0.04028 168 122 41 5
609 I don't care if she's on a leash, your dog isn't obeying the laws of physics. 1.3026 0.03954 195 145 41 9
610 Please obey the laws of physics, sir. 1.3026 0.04086 195 147 37 11
611 Yes, I realize it has a tail. It's still not allowed. 1.3021 0.04128 192 145 36 11
612 In this wind, she's a real bitch to fly. 1.3021 0.04193 192 146 34 12
613 Box kites are allowed. Boxer kites aren't. 1.3021 0.03924 192 142 42 8
614 I don't care if your dog is named Roosevelt. That's not the point. 1.3016 0.03963 189 140 41 8
615 Technically, yes, he is on a leash, but... 1.3016 0.03892 189 139 43 7
616 Actually, it's a rescue. 1.3000 0.03945 190 141 41 8
617 Alternative Facts 1.3000 0.04597 190 151 21 18
618 If you weren't white I'd have to ask you to leave. 1.3000 0.04015 190 142 39 9
619 Box kite," yes; "boxer kite," no 1.3000 0.04015 190 142 39 9
620 He’d better be a therapy kite. 1.3000 0.04218 190 145 33 12
621 He’s a Skye Terrier? 1.3000 0.04152 190 144 35 11
622 Airdale? 1.3000 0.04084 190 143 37 10
623 So, he's an Airedale, is he? 1.3000 0.04218 190 145 33 12
624 I have to ask you to leave,Mr.Macy. 1.3000 0.04284 190 146 31 13
625 But he's on a leash, officer 1.2979 0.04176 188 143 34 11
626 Yeah, yeah. Does he do any other tricks? 1.2979 0.04176 188 143 34 11
627 Mr. Romney, I'm going to have to ask you to leave. 1.2979 0.04310 188 145 30 13
628 There’s a $145 fine for breaking the laws of physics 1.2979 0.04108 188 142 36 10
629 Impressive, but still not allowed. 1.2979 0.03894 188 139 42 7
630 Sir, I hope that's an Airedale. 1.2979 0.04038 188 141 38 9
631 It's amazing that you can keep him in the air, with a tail that short. 1.2979 0.04038 188 141 38 9
632 Park rules aside, let's both agree that the physics of this situation are remarkable. 1.2979 0.04244 188 144 32 12
633 Excuse me sir, but we've been getting complaints that you are not cleaning up after your kite. 1.2979 0.04440 188 147 26 15
634 There's been a complaint of someone not picking up after their kite. 1.2979 0.04176 188 143 34 11
635 Sir, this park doesn't allow patrons to defy the laws of physics. 1.2979 0.04038 188 141 38 9
636 I didn’t have a pig. 1.2979 0.04376 188 146 28 14
637 Sir,I don't care if it's an Airedale! 1.2979 0.04244 188 144 32 12
638 He's a dirigibull. 1.2979 0.03967 188 140 40 8
639 You can't fool me. There's no such thing as a boxer kite. 1.2979 0.04108 188 142 36 10
640 Just don’t get tangled up with the cat lady again. 1.2973 0.04079 185 139 37 9
641 Got into the helium again, eh? 1.2973 0.04358 185 143 29 13
642 Curb your kite, sir. We've had complaints. 1.2973 0.03933 185 137 41 7
643 What? It's not like he's going anywhere. 1.2973 0.03933 185 137 41 7
644 Its just a test run, my wife said she would only take me back when pigs fly. 1.2973 0.04358 185 143 29 13
645 For what it's worth...this park is off-leash. 1.2973 0.04221 185 141 33 11
646 Pigs, yes! Dogs, no! 1.2973 0.04079 185 139 37 9
647 elon wants his dog back_ 1.2973 0.03933 185 137 41 7
648 Be that as it may, you still have to pick up after him. 1.2973 0.04290 185 142 31 12
649 I don't want to see any yellow rain or brown hail, if you get my drift. 1.2973 0.04007 185 138 39 8
650 Watch this. Play dead Fido. 1.2973 0.04358 185 143 29 13
651 Sir, no gravity-defying is allowed. 1.2973 0.04358 185 143 29 13
652 She loves the view. 1.2973 0.04151 185 140 35 10
653 You and I both know it is just a matter of time. 1.2973 0.03933 185 137 41 7
654 Get it downwind, NOW. 1.2973 0.04425 185 144 27 14
655 Cool - could you teach me the inflate command? 1.2973 0.04079 185 139 37 9
656 Is this some sort of service kite? 1.2973 0.04556 185 146 23 16
657 I'm getting reports that your kite has been humping the other kites. 1.2973 0.04151 185 140 35 10
658 Is this a service kite? 1.2973 0.04290 185 142 31 12
659 Please be sure to clean up after your kite 1.2973 0.04007 185 138 39 8
660 Does Superman know you have his dog? 1.2973 0.04358 185 143 29 13
661 You must be a cat person." 1.2973 0.04079 185 139 37 9
662 And what breed of bird dog is he? 1.2951 0.04103 183 138 36 9
663 Our leash law could stand some tightening. 1.2951 0.04029 183 137 38 8
664 Are you the one the prophecies spoke of? 1.2951 0.04247 183 140 32 11
665 Airedale, huh? 1.2951 0.03877 183 135 42 6
666 The sign said no dog walking. 1.2951 0.04317 183 141 30 12
667 Yes, like a kite it has a tail and it flies, but unlike a kite, it peed on a family picnic. 1.2951 0.04103 183 138 36 9
668 I have very good reason to believe that is not a kite. 1.2951 0.04317 183 141 30 12
669 Box kites are allowed. Boxer kites not. 1.2951 0.04029 183 137 38 8
670 What's next? Putting a rover on the moon? 1.2951 0.04247 183 140 32 11
671 The complaint? Not picking up after your kite. 1.2951 0.04317 183 141 30 12
672 I’m sure he IS a good boy, but rules are rules 1.2951 0.03799 183 134 44 5
673 Skye Terrier or not, he's got to come down! 1.2951 0.04317 183 141 30 12
674 Heck of a tailwind up there today. 1.2951 0.04175 183 139 34 10
675 I’m investigating a recent drop in our flying squirrel population. 1.2951 0.04103 183 138 36 9
676 His parents were fantastic birders. 1.2951 0.03954 183 136 40 7
677 As long as he's a therapy kite, it's okay. 1.2951 0.04247 183 140 32 11
678 We don't consider that a leash. 1.2951 0.04247 183 140 32 11
679 Sir, I'm sorry but I believe the idiom you're reaching for is "when pigs fly" 1.2951 0.04175 183 139 34 10
680 He's part airdale. 1.2951 0.04029 183 137 38 8
681 Somebody complained about a dog that's as high as a kite. 1.2951 0.04386 183 142 28 13
682 I don’t care if his name is “Roosevelt”. He shouldn’t be up there. 1.2951 0.03719 183 133 46 4
683 Is that one of them Airedales? 1.2951 0.04386 183 142 28 13
684 You're either going to have to deal with me or PETA. You decide. 1.2951 0.04029 183 137 38 8
685 Is that a Skye Terrier? 1.2951 0.04247 183 140 32 11
686 Haven't you ever heard of "bird dogs"? 1.2944 0.03915 180 133 41 6
687 Sir, the Macy's Day Parade tryouts are next weekend. 1.2944 0.03994 180 134 39 7
688 Someone complained of kite poop. 1.2928 0.04127 181 137 35 9
689 Let me guess...an airedale? 1.2928 0.04344 181 140 29 12
690 Let's discuss the difference between the letter and spirit of the leash law. 1.2928 0.04052 181 136 37 8
691 Too realistic? 1.2928 0.04052 181 136 37 8
692 I guess you can teach an old dog new tricks. 1.2928 0.04127 181 137 35 9
693 Highest dog I've seen since I busted Snoop in 99'. 1.2928 0.04273 181 139 31 11
694 Didn't I give you a ticket last week for dragging a kite around the dog park? 1.2914 0.04138 175 132 35 8
695 He's part of The Lend-Leash Program 1.2905 0.04151 179 136 34 9
696 It's fine--just stay away from the off-leash park. 1.2905 0.03997 179 134 38 7
697 No, I can't let you off with a warning again. This time it's a lot more serious than barking up the wrong tree. 1.2905 0.03917 179 133 40 6
698 Here’s a bag to clean up after your dog. And here’s the dry cleaning bill for my hat. 1.2905 0.04074 179 135 36 8
699 People have complained that you are not picking up after your kite. 1.2905 0.03997 179 134 38 7
700 Airedale or not, you need to pick up after your kite, sir. 1.2905 0.04151 179 136 34 9
701 Well, I'd better not see her off that leash. 1.2905 0.04443 179 140 26 13
702 When these winds die down, it’s going to be raining kites and dogs. 1.2905 0.04513 179 141 24 14
703 Pigs maybe, dogs no. 1.2905 0.03754 179 131 44 4
704 The difference is kites don’t poop. 1.2905 0.04151 179 136 34 9
705 Storm’s-a-comin, I just felt a drop 1.2905 0.04299 179 138 30 11
706 Did he get into your edibles again? 1.2905 0.04299 179 138 30 11
707 She’s helping me look for my drone. 1.2905 0.04372 179 139 28 12
708 He's is an Airedale sir! 1.2905 0.04151 179 136 34 9
709 One of these things is not like the other; one of these things just doesn't belong. 1.2905 0.04151 179 136 34 9
710 He's looking for his ball. 1.2905 0.04443 179 140 26 13
711 Flying Pet Day was yesterday. 1.2905 0.04226 179 137 32 10
712 No, that's not rain. 1.2905 0.04074 179 135 36 8
713 I'm sorry sir, but we are going to have to put him down. 1.2905 0.04226 179 137 32 10
714 The sign said, keep dogs off the grass, officer”. 1.2905 0.03997 179 134 38 7
715 It's medicinal weed, so "technically" he's not on the grass. 1.2898 0.04272 176 135 31 10
716 We' ve had complaints that your kite is sniffing all the others. 1.2898 0.04118 176 133 35 8
717 It’s his upward dog pose. 1.2898 0.04272 176 135 31 10
718 Yesterday I saw someone flying a kite in the dog park. Fair is fair. 1.2896 0.03861 183 136 41 6
719 He won't stay up long with that tail. 1.2890 0.03737 173 126 44 3
720 You won first prize...again. 1.2890 0.03912 173 128 40 5
721 We're after a large, fluffy brown dog. Goes by the name "Flyer." 1.2890 0.04162 173 131 34 8
722 You're saying this ISN'T the Macy's Thanksgiving Day Parade audition? 1.2882 0.03952 170 126 39 5
723 Weeeeee, indeed, sir! 1.2882 0.03772 170 124 43 3
724 Relax, he was already dead. 1.2882 0.04039 170 127 37 6
725 This is how Ben Franklin discovered shitstorms. 1.2874 0.04376 174 135 28 11
726 We’re practicing for the Macy’s parade. 1.2874 0.04061 174 131 36 7
727 It’s ok as long as you clean up after him. 1.2874 0.03807 174 128 42 4
728 An airedale, isn't it? 1.2874 0.04061 174 131 36 7
729 Sir, I don't care how light on his feet he is. 1.2874 0.04221 174 133 32 9
730 Bean burritos again? 1.2874 0.04299 174 134 30 10
731 There’s no point in saying “Down” I suppose? 1.2874 0.04299 174 134 30 10
732 I don't care if her name is Lucy or if she has diamonds in her collar, rules are rules. 1.2874 0.04451 174 136 26 12
733 Nice try. But no dogs allowed in the park! 1.2874 0.04451 174 136 26 12
734 Sorry officer, he's been watching Underdog" 1.2874 0.04299 174 134 30 10
735 He’s a free spirit. 1.2874 0.04061 174 131 36 7
736 Excuse me sir, but is that a rescue? 1.2874 0.04451 174 136 26 12
737 Pigs were all taken 1.2874 0.04525 174 137 24 13
738 I'm glad to see you've got him on a leash. 1.2874 0.03719 174 127 44 3
739 We received a complaint you're not picking up after your kite. 1.2874 0.04376 174 135 28 11
740 So, I suppose ever since winning Best In Show, he hasn’t come down to Earth? 1.2874 0.04221 174 133 32 9
741 Old, new, doesn't matter, that trick isn't fooling anyone. 1.2874 0.04221 174 133 32 9
742 What happens when he lets a little gas escape? 1.2874 0.03719 174 127 44 3
743 It's all fun until someone's kite is mauled. 1.2874 0.04221 174 133 32 9
744 Wouldn't it be easier to tell your kid you found the perfect farm for it rather than saying the string broke? 1.2874 0.04525 174 137 24 13
745 You again? What, you run out of cats? 1.2874 0.03978 174 130 38 6
746 Forecast is that it’s going to rain kites and dogs 1.2874 0.04221 174 133 32 9
747 I'm just saying, the Scoop Law could get ugly. 1.2874 0.04221 174 133 32 9
748 Sir, you have to comply with leash laws of physics. 1.2874 0.04376 174 135 28 11
749 Sir please do something about your dog, he’s high as a kite! 1.2874 0.04221 174 133 32 9
750 No dog fights. 1.2874 0.04376 174 135 28 11
751 Sorry Officer, he got into some weed. 1.2874 0.04376 174 135 28 11
752 Yes, but if he farts can he survive the fall? 1.2874 0.04376 174 135 28 11
753 Wow. I guess you CAN reach an old dog new tricks. 1.2874 0.04142 174 132 34 8
754 I'm going to have to cite you. That dog's higher than a kite. 1.2874 0.04451 174 136 26 12
755 Sorry, Sir, only pigs can fly here. 1.2874 0.04376 174 135 28 11
756 I'd cut out the beans in his diet.... 1.2874 0.04376 174 135 28 11
757 Sorry sir, the park doesn't let sleeping dogs fly. 1.2874 0.04221 174 133 32 9
758 It would not be the same as bird droppings. 1.2857 0.04841 133 102 24 7
759 The fact that you pick it up afterwards misses the point. 1.2849 0.04166 172 131 33 8
760 I'm with ICE. We have had a report of some sort of coyote operation in this district. 1.2849 0.04326 172 133 29 10
761 It's the law. Curb your kite. 1.2849 0.04083 172 130 35 7
762 Sorry, we still consider him a bite risk 1.2849 0.03999 172 129 37 6
763 Thank you for respecting the on-leash rules, but if he bites the kites you'll have to leave. 1.2849 0.03913 172 128 39 5
764 You're walking someone else's dog? You must be kidding. 1.2849 0.04247 172 132 31 9
765 You are under arrest. Your dog is higher than a kite 1.2849 0.04404 172 134 27 11
766 His day,eh? 1.2849 0.04404 172 134 27 11
767 Pigs, yes, pigs can fly, sir. But no dogs. 1.2849 0.04247 172 132 31 9
768 I booted the when pigs fly guy, too. 1.2849 0.03999 172 129 37 6
769 Your kite is against the law - the law of gravity. 1.2849 0.04326 172 133 29 10
770 Don't you know every dog has his day. 1.2849 0.04326 172 133 29 10
771 Ben Franklin must be jealous... 1.2849 0.04404 172 134 27 11
772 Boxer kite? I've heard of a box kite, but never a boxer kite. 1.2849 0.04480 172 135 25 12
773 Sir, we've found your wife at the dog park petting a kite. 1.2849 0.04404 172 134 27 11
774 Sorry. He's got gas. 1.2849 0.04247 172 132 31 9
775 You're freaking out the squirrels, sir. 1.2849 0.03825 172 127 41 4
776 The problem isn't that Ralphie flies, its that his poop does not. 1.2849 0.04166 172 131 33 8
777 I don’t care if it’s a Skye terrier, your string is over 6 feet! 1.2849 0.03999 172 129 37 6
778 I don't care if it is an airdale sir, dogs are NOT allowed in this park. 1.2849 0.04166 172 131 33 8
779 That’s OK. It’s a bigger problem when the kite people show up at the dog park. 1.2849 0.03735 172 126 43 3
780 Sir we're just worried that he's not airbroken. 1.2849 0.04247 172 132 31 9
781 You said I couldn't walk my dog. You didn't say anything about flying." 1.2849 0.04166 172 131 33 8
782 I don’t care that he has a tail and flies like the other kites, there are still no dogs allowed. 1.2849 0.04404 172 134 27 11
783 I am sorry, you cannot fly an emotional support animal in this park. 1.2849 0.04326 172 133 29 10
784 Yes sir, I see that it has a tail but that is where the similarity ends. 1.2849 0.03999 172 129 37 6
785 If he wants to be a kite who am I to say no? 1.2848 0.04124 158 118 35 5
786 It looks like a dog to me, sir. 1.2840 0.04376 169 131 28 10
787 He’s a rescue. 1.2840 0.04295 169 130 30 9
788 Well, technically, it’s still a leash. 1.2840 0.04127 169 128 34 7
789 My sister's kite is a pig. 1.2840 0.04295 169 130 30 9
790 Excuse me sir.Tomorrow is fly your pet day. 1.2840 0.04212 169 129 32 8
791 Before he died, he loved taking walks in the kite park. This was his final request. 1.2840 0.04212 169 129 32 8
792 No diaper, no flying. Park rules. 1.2840 0.04295 169 130 30 9
793 No sir, that was not just a few drops of rain. 1.2840 0.04611 169 134 22 13
794 You need a special dog licence for that sir. 1.2840 0.04127 169 128 34 7
795 Is that an emotional support kite sir? 1.2840 0.04456 169 132 26 11
796 Are you sure he likes that? 1.2840 0.04127 169 128 34 7
797 We were just running along and up he went. 1.2840 0.04456 169 132 26 11
798 Please pick up after your kite, sir. 1.2840 0.03863 169 125 40 4
799 Steer Baxter over to that box kite. If that one isn't crammed full of cocaine I'll eat my hat 1.2840 0.04534 169 133 24 12
800 He always loved chasing the kites 1.2840 0.03863 169 125 40 4
801 We are getting complaints about the saliva. 1.2840 0.04212 169 129 32 8
802 Do you have a license to fly that dog?” 1.2840 0.04041 169 127 36 6
803 I hope you brought enough pick-up bags for everyone, sir. 1.2840 0.04212 169 129 32 8
804 You need to tell him he's not a kite, but let him down slow. 1.2840 0.04212 169 129 32 8
805 I've had a complaint that he bit one of the other kites. 1.2840 0.04212 169 129 32 8
806 Technically he's over the park, not in the park. 1.2840 0.04127 169 128 34 7
807 Sir, you are in non-compliance with city ordinance C.2-1509, Conforming with Newtonian Physics. You'll have to come with me. 1.2840 0.04212 169 129 32 8
808 I don't care if he ate your medicinal stash and is as high as you say. You still can't bring him here. 1.2840 0.04376 169 131 28 10
809 Sir you cannot wear a hat in the park. 1.2840 0.04456 169 132 26 11
810 I didn't make the rules. That leash is too long. 1.2840 0.03863 169 125 40 4
811 I must disagree sir, it is not raining. 1.2840 0.04376 169 131 28 10
812 It's OK, Skye terriers are bred for this. 1.2832 0.04063 173 131 35 7
813 Hotdogging is not allowed, sir. 1.2831 0.04344 166 128 29 9
814 Dogs are prohibited in the park. But since your dog self-identifies as a kite - he can stay. 1.2831 0.03902 166 123 39 4
815 Sir, we do allow dogs here but they can't be as high as kites. 1.2824 0.03844 170 126 40 4
816 Damn good air, Dale 1.2814 0.04322 167 129 29 9
817 I'm sorry sir but you're going to have to put your dog down. 1.2814 0.04322 167 129 29 9
818 Was told to see a man about a dog. 1.2814 0.04485 167 131 25 11
819 It's a box terrier kite. 1.2805 0.04197 164 125 32 7
820 Sir, people have complained that your kite is drooling 1.2805 0.04015 164 123 36 5
821 Sir, I understand it's somewhat of a gray area but you'd still have better luck at the dog park. 1.2795 0.04153 161 122 33 6
822 Don't mind him-he's practicing for the parade" 1.2795 0.04424 161 125 27 9
823 No service kites allowed, sir. 1.2788 0.04086 165 125 34 6
824 It's the only way I can get him to stop barking 1.2788 0.04175 165 126 32 7
825 I rescued him from a dog mill in South Korea, now he’ll do whatever I ask! 1.2788 0.04263 165 127 30 8
826 Nice bird dog you got there. 1.2788 0.04597 165 131 22 12
827 You do realize there is a potential for a real problem here... 1.2788 0.04349 165 128 28 9
828 The orange baby inflatable was pushing it, but a dog is not okay. 1.2788 0.04349 165 128 28 9
829 You're okay on the leash law, but we'll need a drug screening. 1.2788 0.04175 165 126 32 7
830 Sir, your emotional support animal is disturbing the other flyers. 1.2788 0.04349 165 128 28 9
831 Rover got into the pot brownies again? 1.2788 0.03994 165 124 36 5
832 But he doesn’t like frisbees 1.2788 0.03994 165 124 36 5
833 Remember: if he poops, you catch. 1.2788 0.04263 165 127 30 8
834 Wallenda is an unusual name for a dog. 1.2788 0.04349 165 128 28 9
835 The dog got into the edibles again, didn't she? 1.2788 0.04433 165 129 26 10
836 Does he think he is an airedale. 1.2788 0.03805 165 122 40 3
837 Cannabis Card, please... 1.2767 0.03776 159 117 40 2
838 Sir, your dog better have peed before this part of your walk. 1.2767 0.04271 159 122 30 7
839 I’d be more impressed if it was a pig. 1.2761 0.04109 163 124 33 6
840 I'm getting complaints that it's raining. 1.2761 0.04462 163 128 25 10
841 We had a complaint. Please walk your dog before you fly him here. 1.2761 0.04200 163 125 31 7
842 Sir, you need to curb your kite. 1.2761 0.04015 163 123 35 5
843 But I went to the dog park. They said to come here. 1.2761 0.04376 163 127 27 9
844 Have you considered every possible scenario here? 1.2761 0.04376 163 127 27 9
845 In all my years on the force, this is the first time I've seen a case of man kite's dog. 1.2761 0.04376 163 127 27 9
846 I'm sorry sir, but we've been given orders to crack down on inflation. 1.2761 0.04109 163 124 33 6
847 Would you mind flying a little further downwind? 1.2761 0.04200 163 125 31 7
848 The others feel your use of helium is, let’s say.....egregious. 1.2761 0.04109 163 124 33 6
849 Sir I’m going to have to ask you to...tell me how you do that. 1.2761 0.04200 163 125 31 7
850 Excuse the pun, sir, but your dog is as high as a kite. 1.2761 0.04015 163 123 35 5
851 Don't worry, he's housebroken 1.2761 0.04200 163 125 31 7
852 The man with the cat kite wants some time now. 1.2761 0.04200 163 125 31 7
853 Sure, the leash law may not "state it specifically," sir, but it's definitely implied. 1.2761 0.04289 163 126 29 8
854 Just don't let him off-leash. 1.2761 0.04289 163 126 29 8
855 Who's higher, you or your kite? 1.2761 0.04462 163 128 25 10
856 You're going to have to put him down. 1.2761 0.04376 163 127 27 9
857 Can I pet your kite? 1.2761 0.04109 163 124 33 6
858 Do you have a plastic bag? 1.2761 0.03722 163 120 41 2
859 I don't care if it's an Airedale, get it back to the dog park. 1.2761 0.04462 163 128 25 10
860 Sorry, he just took off without me. 1.2761 0.04376 163 127 27 9
861 I know all dogs go to heaven, but I can’t seem to let go of this one yet 1.2761 0.04015 163 123 35 5
862 If he caught one, what would he do with it? 1.2761 0.04200 163 125 31 7
863 The expression goes, "Let sleeping dogs lie." 1.2761 0.04629 163 130 21 12
864 Sir, we're going to need to have your dog put down 1.2761 0.04376 163 127 27 9
865 But my dog’s name IS Roosevelt. 1.2761 0.04200 163 125 31 7
866 Sir, you're going to have to pick up after your kite 1.2750 0.04688 160 128 20 12
867 Sorry sir, my dog ate the brownies again. Now he's high as a kite. 1.2750 0.04517 160 126 24 10
868 no Sir ! The tail is not the problem ! 1.2750 0.04154 160 122 32 6
869 We’ve received complaints that’s he is biting tails 1.2750 0.04248 160 123 30 7
870 Sir, I said it'd be ok when pigs fly. 1.2750 0.04154 160 122 32 6
871 I’m sorry, but he still has to have a license. 1.2750 0.03757 160 118 40 2
872 Hello, officer. I'm glad that you're wearing a hat" 1.2750 0.04248 160 123 30 7
873 "May I see your pooper-scooper, Sir?" 1.2750 0.04248 160 123 30 7
874 I'm afraid I'll need to see your service kite license. 1.2750 0.04517 160 126 24 10
875 I'm sorry, but he keeps chasing the other kites' tails. 1.2750 0.04248 160 123 30 7
876 Just tell me he's done his business. 1.2750 0.04603 160 127 22 11
877 Some little kid said a dog ate her balloon. 1.2750 0.04339 160 124 28 8
878 I’m 98% sure that isn't how Ben Franklin did it. 1.2750 0.04154 160 122 32 6
879 I'm afraid he's all bark, no kite. 1.2750 0.04429 160 125 26 9
880 SERIOUSLY ??? There’s an ASPCR ??? 1.2750 0.04603 160 127 22 11
881 Riding with the window down had become a bit passe" 1.2750 0.04339 160 124 28 8
882 I don’t care if it floats. You still have to bag it. 1.2750 0.04339 160 124 28 8
883 You’re not in Kansas anymore. 1.2750 0.04248 160 123 30 7
884 We only allow pigs to fly! 1.2750 0.04248 160 123 30 7
885 Sir, NASA would like to have a word. 1.2750 0.04058 160 121 34 5
886 I don't care that he's an Airedale, he's still gotta go! 1.2750 0.04517 160 126 24 10
887 That's not what "Dog Days of Summer" means, sir. 1.2750 0.04248 160 123 30 7
888 Bob, we've been getting the "yellow rain" complaints again. 1.2750 0.04517 160 126 24 10
889 Its easier then walking him! 1.2750 0.04429 160 125 26 9
890 I assume she's an Airedale. 1.2750 0.03860 160 119 38 3
891 His parents were both bird dogs. 1.2750 0.04154 160 122 32 6
892 No, sir, the policy is that you're allowed to fly *with* your emotional support animal. 1.2750 0.04517 160 126 24 10
893 Ahhh...I've never seen an Airedale fully trained. 1.2750 0.04603 160 127 22 11
894 I noticed you didn't bring a plastic bag. 1.2750 0.04154 160 122 32 6
895 You are in the wrong park. The gassy dog field is two blocks south. 1.2750 0.04688 160 128 20 12
896 Do you have a per-mutt? 1.2750 0.04339 160 124 28 8
897 'Service kite' or not, sir, no dogs allowed. 1.2750 0.04603 160 127 22 11
898 In the park, over the park, it just doesn’t matter, sir. Dogs aren’t allowed. 1.2750 0.04339 160 124 28 8
899 Wow you’re really taking the open car window to the next level. 1.2739 0.04391 157 122 27 8
900 I'm not going to tell you again sir, if it is a therapy dog, you need to provide documentation. 1.2739 0.03570 157 114 43 0
901 If he soils my uniform you're in deep doo-doo. 1.2739 0.04103 157 119 33 5
902 Ok pal. Let me see your poop bag. 1.2727 0.04348 154 119 28 7
903 Defying gravity is against park regulations. 1.2727 0.04148 154 117 32 5
904 Didn't I see you in the carpool lane with a mannequin yesterday? 1.2727 0.04445 154 120 26 8
905 Sir, if you don't remove your MAGA hat, I'm going to have to ask you to leave. 1.2722 0.04273 158 122 29 7
906 Sorry, only pigs allowed. 1.2722 0.04458 158 124 25 9
907 Let me guess.....cannabis doggie treats. 1.2722 0.04367 158 123 27 8
908 It's OK as long as you keep him off the grass. 1.2722 0.04273 158 122 29 7
909 That science diet giving him gas again? 1.2722 0.04721 158 127 19 12
910 I don't care if your dog is named Kite; you can't fly him here. 1.2722 0.04458 158 124 25 9
911 I know, but he thinks he's a kite" doesn't cut it. 1.2722 0.04178 158 121 31 6
912 All right. But make sure he stays on the leash! 1.2722 0.03878 158 118 37 3
913 That must be a bitch to steer. 1.2722 0.04458 158 124 25 9
914 What kind of diet did you put him on - beans? 1.2722 0.04178 158 121 31 6
915 She was a perfectly fine service dog on those transatlantic flights. Then she got bitten by the travel bug. Now I can't get her out of the sky. 1.2722 0.04273 158 122 29 7
916 I can only get mine to chase his own tail 1.2722 0.04367 158 123 27 8
917 No, he is not "on leash". 1.2722 0.04458 158 124 25 9
918 Any chance your dog has had access to marijuana? It looks high. 1.2722 0.04547 158 125 23 10
919 Down, boy. 1.2704 0.04250 159 123 29 7
920 Winds are a little “ruff” today. 1.2704 0.04250 159 123 29 7
921 the issue lies more in your lack of proper harnessing rather than the morality of the situation 1.2692 0.04102 156 119 32 5
922 Try walking him next time...it's so much better for everyone. 1.2692 0.04299 156 121 28 7
923 It's O.K. as long as he stays on the leash 1.2692 0.03895 156 117 36 3
924 Don't worry, he just went. 1.2692 0.04579 156 124 22 10
925 Do the poops have parachutes? 1.2692 0.04579 156 124 22 10
926 I assume you'll still be picking up after him. 1.2692 0.04102 156 119 32 5
927 I'm guessing he's an Airedale. 1.2692 0.04299 156 121 28 7
928 Technically, the law says "collar," but I'll let you off with a warning this time. 1.2692 0.04102 156 119 32 5
929 Sir, that’s a Water Spaniel, not an Airdale. I’ll have to ask you to reel it in. 1.2692 0.04299 156 121 28 7
930 Please pick this caption. I have never won the New Yorker Cartoon Caption contest, and I'd really like to. 1.2692 0.04579 156 124 22 10
931 I agree that’s an innovative use of helium but the high pitched barking is disrupting the other kite flyers 1.2692 0.04299 156 121 28 7
932 It does makes picking up after him more of a challenge. 1.2692 0.04000 156 118 34 4
933 You said I had to keep him on a leash! 1.2692 0.04202 156 120 30 6
934 Kibble gives him gas. 1.2692 0.04668 156 125 20 11
935 I'm sorry, the park simply doesn't allow baseball caps. 1.2692 0.04394 156 122 26 8
936 You're fine, as long as he stays on the leash. 1.2692 0.04202 156 120 30 6
937 You should see it with a tail wind. 1.2692 0.04579 156 124 22 10
938 Last week there was a guy flying a Boxer. Very hard to control. 1.2692 0.04299 156 121 28 7
939 Sir, this isn't a dog park, though I'll give you both credit for the workaround. 1.2692 0.04394 156 122 26 8
940 Actually, as kites go, yours may be 'Best in Show'" 1.2692 0.04102 156 119 32 5
941 Sir, perhaps you care to explain to me why your 'kite' just pooped on my head? 1.2692 0.04299 156 121 28 7
942 Sorry Officer he’s as high as a kite 1.2692 0.04487 156 123 24 9
943 Skye Terrier, am I right? 1.2692 0.04394 156 122 26 8
944 He's always been an adrenaline junkie. Even as a puppy. 1.2692 0.04299 156 121 28 7
945 Technically, that is not a leash. 1.2692 0.04487 156 123 24 9
946 Yes, his name is Roosevelt. Why do you ask? 1.2692 0.04299 156 121 28 7
947 I suppose since he is on a leash... 1.2692 0.04000 156 118 34 4
948 Sorry, dogs are only allowed to be flown before 9 a.m. and after 6 p.m. 1.2692 0.04487 156 123 24 9
949 Aren't you the guy from last week with the flying pig ? 1.2692 0.04487 156 123 24 9
950 Sticking his head out of the car window wasn't good enough for him anymore!! 1.2692 0.04299 156 121 28 7
951 What can I say? He loves Mary Poppins. 1.2692 0.04668 156 125 20 11
952 Letting your freak fur fly? 1.2692 0.04299 156 121 28 7
953 not bad,but can you do it with a PIG? 1.2692 0.03895 156 117 36 3
954 You say you bought that kite from a road runner? 1.2692 0.03895 156 117 36 3
955 Just cause you’re dog’s high doesn’t make him a kite! 1.2692 0.04487 156 123 24 9
956 Sorry. It's cat day. 1.2692 0.04102 156 119 32 5
957 Good new sir we have recovered your kite. 1.2692 0.04000 156 118 34 4
958 Sorry sir. Airdales or Skye Terriers only. 1.2692 0.04487 156 123 24 9
959 I want to see if reindeer really know how to fly. 1.2692 0.04394 156 122 26 8
960 You're still going to need to curb him. 1.2692 0.04394 156 122 26 8
961 Yes I can see that he's on a leash, but that's not really the point. 1.2692 0.04394 156 122 26 8
962 It's not just a dog . . . it's an Airedale. 1.2692 0.04299 156 121 28 7
963 I didn't see you ask anyone else to clean up after their kite. 1.2680 0.04250 153 118 29 6
964 Sir, it is not a dog park, it is a kite park. 1.2680 0.03824 153 114 37 2
965 Either diaper him up or reel him in! 1.2680 0.04250 153 118 29 6
966 Sir, you and your dog are under arrest for breaking the law of gravity. 1.2680 0.04350 153 119 27 7
967 I know, smart guy: 'It's a bird, it's a plane, it's...Underdog.' Save it for the Thanksgiving Parade. 1.2680 0.04544 153 121 23 9
968 My schnauzer has gas problems too. 1.2680 0.04148 153 117 31 5
969 Fine, I take it back, Donald. I'd vote for you for dog catcher. 1.2680 0.04448 153 120 25 8
970 I love your jacket. Where did you get it? 1.2680 0.04544 153 121 23 9
971 That's my Airdale 1.2680 0.04448 153 120 25 8
972 Hey, your kite just peed on me. 1.2680 0.04148 153 117 31 5
973 That's some bird dog, buddy. 1.2680 0.04250 153 118 29 6
974 I don’t care if he is an Airedale, it’s still against the laws of physics. 1.2680 0.04250 153 118 29 6
975 Dogged determination doesn't count in kite competitions. 1.2680 0.04448 153 120 25 8
976 Housebroken? 1.2680 0.04350 153 119 27 7
977 I don't care what your cat said you should do, mister. Reel in the dog, now. 1.2680 0.04544 153 121 23 9
978 Look buddy - rules are rules.... If you're going to fly your dog, do it in the dog park over on Maple Street. 1.2680 0.04637 153 122 21 10
979 If you really loved her, you'd set her free. 1.2680 0.04250 153 118 29 6
980 You really should change his diet. 1.2680 0.04148 153 117 31 5
981 My hat is wet. 1.2680 0.04350 153 119 27 7
982 It's OK officer he is a service dog. 1.2680 0.04250 153 118 29 6
983 Sir, your dog looks high. 1.2680 0.04250 153 118 29 6
984 We've received several complaints that your dog bit the mail drone. 1.2680 0.04729 153 123 19 11
985 Sir, even if you're not technically "walking" him, you still have to pick up after him... 1.2680 0.04544 153 121 23 9
986 I say the dog IS on the grass. 1.2680 0.04637 153 122 21 10
987 I guess we’ll let the judge decide if he’s technically on or off leash or if kitedoodle is actually a breed. 1.2680 0.04448 153 120 25 8
988 Yes, you still have to clean up after him. 1.2680 0.04148 153 117 31 5
989 You got me this time. Last week I dismissed you from the dog park for kite flying. 1.2680 0.04544 153 121 23 9
990 Do you have proof that he is indeed a service animal? 1.2680 0.04448 153 120 25 8
991 Yes, sir. Six feet or less. 1.2680 0.04250 153 118 29 6
992 He better not have any accidents up there. 1.2680 0.04043 153 116 33 4
993 ...but it's my therapy kite. 1.2680 0.04448 153 120 25 8
994 Sir, were you aware that this is a right hand only kite flying zone?' 1.2680 0.04544 153 121 23 9
995 Akita? 1.2680 0.04819 153 124 17 12
996 It's pretty clear that it was your kite that soiled the field. 1.2680 0.04043 153 116 33 4
997 No, I can't prove that's your kite poop. It's just a hunch. 1.2680 0.04250 153 118 29 6
998 I don't care if he's bored at the dog park. You can't fly him here! 1.2680 0.03935 153 115 35 3
999 Someone posted a video of you tying your dog to the kite, it went viral. About twenty thousand people are on their way here, right now, to kill you. Politics and religion will get you a lone nut once in awhile but you do not mess with dog people. 1.2680 0.04729 153 123 19 11
1000 Forget the plastic baggie, you're gonna need a net. 1.2680 0.04350 153 119 27 7
1001 I SEE YOUR DOG HAS SOME FLATULENCE 1.2680 0.04250 153 118 29 6
1002 He is retrieving his fribee. 1.2680 0.04350 153 119 27 7
1003 She really should've done her business before she got up there. 1.2680 0.04043 153 116 33 4
1004 Granted, she's got a tail and she's flying just like the others - but one drop of pee or poo and you're out of here. 1.2680 0.04544 153 121 23 9
1005 Sir, I'm going to have to ask you to please curb your kite. 1.2680 0.04350 153 119 27 7
1006 'I don't care what he had for breakfast. That's not what we meant by learning to harness wind power.' 1.2680 0.04637 153 122 21 10
1007 What? It was on his bucket list! 1.2680 0.04148 153 117 31 5
1008 Just so you know, this is an off-leash park. 1.2680 0.04148 153 117 31 5
1009 Look, buster, I don't care if it's an Airedale... 1.2680 0.04448 153 120 25 8
1010 It doesn't matter if your dog is now a kite, you still have to clean up after him. 1.2680 0.04448 153 120 25 8
1011 May I suggest you try a breed with a slightly longer tail? 1.2680 0.04148 153 117 31 5
1012 Look, even though the law you are breaking is one of physics, I still feel pretty comfortable arresting you. 1.2680 0.04148 153 117 31 5
1013 Don't expect bail - your partner's a flight risk 1.2680 0.04448 153 120 25 8
1014 Did you say "shedding"? That's not what I'm concerned with. 1.2680 0.04148 153 117 31 5
1015 This explains the golden shower complaints. 1.2680 0.04637 153 122 21 10
1016 I've received some complaints about your 'kite' marking his territory. 1.2680 0.04250 153 118 29 6
1017 I'm sorry, but you also need a pooper scooper balloon 1.2680 0.04448 153 120 25 8
1018 Helium license ? 1.2680 0.04148 153 117 31 5
1019 Officer, I have a leash. 1.2680 0.04148 153 117 31 5
1020 Yes, sir, I do see its tail, but just because a cat has kittens in the oven, you don't call them biscuits. 1.2680 0.04448 153 120 25 8
1021 I told you before- no taxidermy advertising is allowed in the park. 1.2667 0.04300 150 116 28 6
1022 You're saying the Social Security Administration is telling everyone to do this when they apply for Social Security benefits? 1.2667 0.04403 150 117 26 7
1023 Dog day is tomorrow afternoon. 1.2667 0.04087 150 114 32 4
1024 Yes, I suppose it's true that the sign only says "no dog walking." 1.2653 0.04133 147 112 31 4
1025 But I'm just the tail wagging the dog, sir. 1.2653 0.04458 147 115 25 7
1026 Didn't you consider that the bloating was extremely odd? 1.2653 0.04018 147 111 33 3
1027 I've never heard of a Lighter Than Airedale!" 1.2653 0.04352 147 114 27 6
1028 Sir, we have rules, very simple rules. 1.2653 0.04133 147 112 31 4
1029 Sir, this isn't California - dogs cannot be high. 1.2653 0.04761 147 118 19 10
1030 Show me how you did that and you can stay. 1.2653 0.04352 147 114 27 6
1031 Well,you're still going to have to clean up after him when he comes down. 1.2653 0.03779 147 109 37 1
1032 That dog better be wind broken! 1.2653 0.04458 147 115 25 7
1033 Hindendog. 1.2652 0.04793 132 104 21 7
1034 That’s quite a story and a nice try, Sir- but you do realize, that’s not even a pig. 1.2632 0.04451 152 120 24 8
1035 I'm gonna let it float...this time. 1.2632 0.04451 152 120 24 8
1036 I'm sorry, but the Dog Days of Summer don't start here until next week. 1.2632 0.04352 152 119 26 7
1037 Sir, are you high? 1.2617 0.04507 149 118 23 8
1038 Don't worry officer, she already peed. 1.2617 0.04301 149 116 27 6
1039 I'm sorry, sir; you cannot fly your dog without a helmet. 1.2617 0.04405 149 117 25 7
1040 It's not the leash law that I'm concerned about. 1.2617 0.04507 149 118 23 8
1041 Wouldn't it be easier to tell your kid you found a nice farm for it, rather than saying the string broke? 1.2617 0.04507 149 118 23 8
1042 Sir, we're getting complaints that he is chasing others tails. 1.2617 0.04194 149 115 29 5
1043 I know, but the dog park was closed due to wind. 1.2617 0.04194 149 115 29 5
1044 You still have to pick up his poop. 1.2617 0.04606 149 119 21 9
1045 It's a skye terrier. You got a problem with that? 1.2617 0.03972 149 113 33 3
1046 You're the guy who's kite was barking in the dog park! 1.2617 0.04507 149 118 23 8
1047 That doesn’t fly here. 1.2617 0.04301 149 116 27 6
1048 But he's on the leash! 1.2617 0.04507 149 118 23 8
1049 You have to bring her down. People are getting wet. 1.2617 0.04507 149 118 23 8
1050 My dog ate my permit. 1.2617 0.04704 149 120 19 10
1051 This felt like the best option because we just weren’t ready to let him go. 1.2617 0.04301 149 116 27 6
1052 You must be the gentlemen whose kite just died in his hot car. 1.2617 0.04507 149 118 23 8
1053 Got into your marajuana again, did he? 1.2606 0.03829 142 106 35 1
1054 No Sir, I've never heard of canine cannabis. 1.2603 0.04243 146 113 28 5
1055 An airedale? 1.2603 0.04460 146 115 24 7
1056 The lady in the skirt wants to breed her kite with yours. 1.2603 0.04353 146 114 26 6
1057 The guys at the Humane Society warned me he was a bit flighty. 1.2603 0.04565 146 116 22 8
1058 Could you please land your kite in the dog park. 1.2603 0.04243 146 113 28 5
1059 It's a rare breed. 1.2603 0.04014 146 111 32 3
1060 Darn dog got into my stash 1.2603 0.04460 146 115 24 7
1061 I am training it to be an Uber drone. 1.2603 0.04353 146 114 26 6
1062 Has your kite had its shots? 1.2603 0.04460 146 115 24 7
1063 I'll bet you were for Romney, right. 1.2603 0.04460 146 115 24 7
1064 What, haven't you ever seen a Boxer kite 1.2603 0.04460 146 115 24 7
1065 Did you happen to see an unleashed Airedale? 1.2603 0.04130 146 112 30 4
1066 I do not care if his name is Kite, he can fly and you are a democrat. Adults cannot play in this park. 1.2603 0.04353 146 114 26 6
1067 It's not that you're flying him, its the howling and whimpering. 1.2603 0.04353 146 114 26 6
1068 Okay, it's a leash. Where's your poop bag? 1.2603 0.04130 146 112 30 4
1069 Sorry, sir, emotional support kites only. 1.2603 0.04460 146 115 24 7
1070 My kids are watching. I told them I’d get him to heaven. 1.2603 0.04353 146 114 26 6
1071 Sir, the dog days of summer don't start for another 4 weeks. 1.2603 0.04565 146 116 22 8
1072 May I see your dog license, pilot license, registration and certification of insurance? 1.2603 0.04130 146 112 30 4
1073 Sir you know this park has a strict no leash policy. 1.2603 0.04667 146 117 20 9
1074 He got into the burritos. 1.2603 0.04243 146 113 28 5
1075 As long as you keep him on leash, we'll let it go this time. 1.2603 0.04460 146 115 24 7
1076 Sir, are you aware that you are breaking the laws of nature? 1.2603 0.04565 146 116 22 8
1077 just be careful... last week a gentleman lost his porcupine in a shifting wind. 1.2603 0.04460 146 115 24 7
1078 Remember, stoop and scoop still applies 1.2603 0.04565 146 116 22 8
1079 Have you considered changing his diet? 1.2603 0.04353 146 114 26 6
1080 Sir, I don't really care if your dog is named Roosevelt. 1.2603 0.04243 146 113 28 5
1081 Do you have plastic bags to clean up after your kite? 1.2603 0.04014 146 111 32 3
1082 Has your kite been neutered? 1.2603 0.04243 146 113 28 5
1083 Sir, if you let go who is going to retriever? 1.2603 0.04353 146 114 26 6
1084 Let me guess: At the dog park you’re known as the guy with the kite. 1.2603 0.04353 146 114 26 6
1085 I got a call about a rodent problem...Reel it in please. 1.2603 0.04460 146 115 24 7
1086 Go fly a kite. 1.2603 0.04565 146 116 22 8
1087 The dog park was full 1.2603 0.04014 146 111 32 3
1088 I thought you said your dog does not fly." "That is not my dog. 1.2603 0.04667 146 117 20 9
1089 FYI...There's a pet cemetery a few blocks from here. 1.2603 0.04243 146 113 28 5
1090 The Anti-Gravity Dog Walk was last week. 1.2603 0.04767 146 118 18 10
1091 Now if it were a pig, we might allow it. 1.2603 0.04767 146 118 18 10
1092 I don't dare if he's your emotional support kite... 1.2603 0.04767 146 118 18 10
1093 So, you and your skye terrier are just out for a walk in the park? 1.2603 0.04460 146 115 24 7
1094 We've had reports that he's humping other kites. 1.2603 0.04353 146 114 26 6
1095 Relax, he already did his business before I launched him. 1.2603 0.04243 146 113 28 5
1096 Sorry sir, but dog days are over. 1.2603 0.04353 146 114 26 6
1097 But sir, he’s not off leash! 1.2603 0.04014 146 111 32 3
1098 It's my new seeing-eye drone. 1.2603 0.04460 146 115 24 7
1099 That looks longer than six feet. 1.2603 0.04130 146 112 30 4
1100 But his name is Roosevelt. 1.2603 0.04353 146 114 26 6
1101 "Don't forget to clean up after your kite." 1.2603 0.04243 146 113 28 5
1102 It's okay, just don't let him off the leash. 1.2603 0.03895 146 110 34 2
1103 Look Mac, if it were up to me he could stay...but the kites have complained that they aren't allowed in the "Dog Park", so you and Lindbergh gotta go. 1.2603 0.04243 146 113 28 5
1104 Well they should have told you about this breed's aerodynamic issues at the shelter. You still need to use the dog park. 1.2603 0.04353 146 114 26 6
1105 I'm sorry. If you don't have a baggie, you'll have to bring him down. 1.2603 0.04460 146 115 24 7
1106 That's right. He's the first soldier in the new Space Force. 1.2603 0.04460 146 115 24 7
1107 Have you seen the YouTube video of the Shih Tzu who can yodel? 1.2603 0.04667 146 117 20 9
1108 Sir, would you happen to know anything about reports of a man walking a kite at the dog park? 1.2571 0.04687 140 112 20 8
1109 Sir, if she poops, you still have to pick it up 1.2571 0.04345 140 109 26 5
1110 He appears to be as high as a kite. 1.2571 0.04102 140 107 30 3
1111 Fine, but there’s a fine if she bites the kites. 1.2571 0.04102 140 107 30 3
1112 Pigs are OK. But no dogs. 1.2571 0.04576 140 111 22 7
1113 But it’s my comfort kite sir. 1.2569 0.04700 144 116 19 9
1114 Ok.... but keep him away for that kite shaped like a hydrant. 1.2569 0.04379 144 113 25 6
1115 No, I would not believe he's chasing flying squirrels. 1.2569 0.04033 144 110 31 3
1116 Try grinding up a Beano tablet and sneaking it in his food. Worked wonders with my wife. 1.2569 0.04596 144 115 21 8
1117 i'm visually impaired, this is my seeing eye dog, I'm just looking around! 1.2558 0.04575 129 101 23 5
1118 I always wanted an Airedale 1.2553 0.04199 141 109 28 4
1119 Airedale, Schmairedale; read the sign. 1.2553 0.04318 141 110 26 5
1120 So how in the world did you ever come up with, "Icarus?" 1.2553 0.04547 141 112 22 7
1121 You’d be surprised how many people make the same mistake - even with the new sign. 1.2553 0.04547 141 112 22 7
1122 Don't worry - he's on a leash. 1.2553 0.04434 141 111 24 6
1123 Stop feeding him beans. 1.2553 0.04318 141 110 26 5
1124 I guess there's not much I can do since its technically on a leash. 1.2553 0.04199 141 109 28 4
1125 Who's your taxidermist? 1.2553 0.04657 141 113 20 8
1126 Sir,I am citing you for not curbing you kite. 1.2553 0.04657 141 113 20 8
1127 The vet warned that she might balloon with this new flea shot. 1.2553 0.04547 141 112 22 7
1128 Can I have what he is having? 1.2553 0.04434 141 111 24 6
1129 I'm looking for a lost a medium sized brown dog? He goes by the name of helium. 1.2553 0.04318 141 110 26 5
1130 I don’t care if his grandfather did fly on the Hindenberg. 1.2553 0.04764 141 114 18 9
1131 You know you still have to clean up after him. 1.2552 0.04241 145 113 27 5
1132 It’s called the Right Handed Kite Flying Competition for a reason. 1.2552 0.04567 145 116 21 8
1133 I don't care if his name is Fala, you can't fly your dog here. 1.2552 0.04671 145 117 19 9
1134 There are complaints about the barking. 1.2552 0.04353 145 114 25 6
1135 No anatomically correct kites allowed sir! 1.2552 0.04353 145 114 25 6
1136 can you make it bark, i want to hear what it sounds like with Helium :) 1.2552 0.04461 145 115 23 7
1137 This flies in the face of our park leash laws. 1.2552 0.04461 145 115 23 7
1138 Can I throw him a frisbee.? 1.2552 0.04241 145 113 27 5
1139 I suppose you fly your kite at the dog park? 1.2552 0.04353 145 114 25 6
1140 Sir, you need a permit for that. 1.2552 0.04671 145 117 19 9
1141 Police dogs are friendly outgoing courageous now give it back. 1.2552 0.04353 145 114 25 6
1142 I didn’t say you couldn’t. I just wondered *how.* 1.2538 0.04922 130 105 17 8
1143 Sir, the dog park is the next block down. 1.2536 0.04248 138 107 27 4
1144 Sir, I know he's on a leash, but we don't allow dogs in this park. 1.2536 0.04248 138 107 27 4
1145 It’s a form of artistic expression to help save the wolves, officer. My pig kite is no longer relevant in this administration. 1.2536 0.04491 138 109 23 6
1146 No officer, but I’ll keep my eyes out for him. 1.2519 0.04034 135 103 30 2
1147 He LOVES chasing pigeons. 1.2519 0.04034 135 103 30 2
1148 But officer, he's a kite runner. 1.2519 0.04034 135 103 30 2
1149 Not helium? Let me hear his voice. 1.2519 0.04426 135 106 24 5
1150 We've received a complaint that you are not picking up after your dog. 1.2518 0.04096 139 107 29 3
1151 Okay, but you'll still have to pick up after him. 1.2518 0.04907 139 114 15 10
1152 Just so you know, the fine is triple if you don't pick up after him. 1.2518 0.04462 139 110 23 6
1153 "Sir the area for pet-flying is further down. See my hand? I've already confiscated a hedgehog today" 1.2518 0.04462 139 110 23 6
1154 Sir, if that is your comfort kite I will need to see its papers. 1.2518 0.04690 139 112 19 8
1155 Never seen an airedale/skye terrier mix before 1.2518 0.04690 139 112 19 8
1156 I never thought I'd hear myself say it, but take your dog off the leash, mister. 1.2518 0.04096 139 107 29 3
1157 The problem isn’t that it’s a live animal. The problem is it’s pooping on the kids. 1.2518 0.04800 139 113 17 9
1158 Listen, buddy, the only things allowed with tails in here are kites. Got that? 1.2518 0.04222 139 108 27 4
1159 There have been complaints that you are not picking up after your kite. 1.2518 0.04096 139 107 29 3
1160 The fact that he's an Airedale is beside the point, sir. 1.2518 0.04577 139 111 21 7
1161 Leash only sir. No strings attached. 1.2518 0.04096 139 107 29 3
1162 Just because kites have tails doesn't mean all things with tails are kites. 1.2518 0.04462 139 110 23 6
1163 I don't care how high he does it, you still need to pick it up. 1.2518 0.04462 139 110 23 6
1164 You obviously have a lassie-faire attitude to park signs. 1.2518 0.04343 139 109 25 5
1165 But officer, the sign only says ‘No dogs on the grass.’ 1.2518 0.04462 139 110 23 6
1166 Nice try, Mr. Bailey. You still have to take him to the dog park. 1.2518 0.04222 139 108 27 4
1167 You think this is weird? Go see them herding cats at the Nixon Lasso Playground. 1.2518 0.04577 139 111 21 7
1168 No dogs allowed in the park, so go fly a kite! 1.2518 0.04222 139 108 27 4
1169 Just because it has a tail it doesn’t make it legal. 1.2518 0.04222 139 108 27 4
1170 The law is pretty specific. Medium size dogs require at least a 30-pound test line. 1.2518 0.04096 139 107 29 3
1171 I've got him on a leash. 1.2518 0.03967 139 106 31 2
1172 I’m with the language cops. We can’t have folks saying: “Higher than a dog.” 1.2518 0.04577 139 111 21 7
1173 Aren't you Mitt Romney's kid? 1.2518 0.04343 139 109 25 5
1174 No officer, it’s the latest in connectivity -WiFido! 1.2518 0.04907 139 114 15 10
1175 I don't care if you scooped it. It fell on a little girl's head. 1.2518 0.04690 139 112 19 8
1176 As long as he doesn’t chase anyone else’s tail. 1.2518 0.04222 139 108 27 4
1177 No animals were injured in the drawing of this cartoon. 1.2500 0.04548 140 112 21 7
1178 It better not rain! Understand? 1.2500 0.04433 140 111 23 6
1179 When I did it, my voice just got really squeaky. 1.2482 0.04405 141 112 23 6
1180 Just don’ t fly him over the picnic area!…… 1.2482 0.03846 137 104 32 1
1181 And don't tell me he's an Airedale 1.2482 0.04244 137 107 26 4
1182 This goes against the laws of our city, our state, our country, and Newton. 1.2482 0.04608 137 110 20 7
1183 If I see him off the lead again, there will be a fine. 1.2482 0.04369 137 108 24 5
1184 Your dog has the worst case of gas I've ever smelled. 1.2482 0.04608 137 110 20 7
1185 Next park over. 1.2482 0.04608 137 110 20 7
1186 The Macy’s Parade? No, that’s on 77th. 1.2482 0.04244 137 107 26 4
1187 I got a complaint that your kite may not be potty trained. 1.2482 0.04490 137 109 22 6
1188 Yes, it is very impressive, but could you put a diaper on him...we've had some complaints. 1.2482 0.04369 137 108 24 5
1189 No,it wasn't a seagull. I'm afraid you're going to have to leave now sir. 1.2482 0.04244 137 107 26 4
1190 Is your kite trained? 1.2482 0.04369 137 108 24 5
1191 Well, it doesn't seem to be the same to HIM.... 1.2482 0.04369 137 108 24 5
1192 You're the kite guy from the dog park, aren't you? 1.2482 0.04244 137 107 26 4
1193 But his name is Kite... 1.2482 0.04116 137 106 28 3
1194 Where do you see yourself in the next 5 years? 1.2482 0.04490 137 109 22 6
1195 We tried off-leash for awhile, but that didn't work. 1.2482 0.04244 137 107 26 4
1196 It's my wolfhound. He heard that Trump was elected President so he's looking for the flying pigs. 1.2482 0.04116 137 106 28 3
1197 Amazing. Still a dog, so you have to go. 1.2482 0.04608 137 110 20 7
1198 But officer, his name is really Kite 1.2482 0.04835 137 112 16 9
1199 We truly regret any pain and confusion this hurtful and inappropriate sign may have caused any of this nation's more than 4,700 flying dogs. 1.2482 0.04369 137 108 24 5
1200 Sorry, we don't allow leashes longer than 6 feet 1.2482 0.04608 137 110 20 7
1201 Sir, you’ll have to keep your dog on the ground. The only animals allowed to fly here are pigs. 1.2482 0.04244 137 107 26 4
1202 I don't really care if it's an airedale. 1.2482 0.04490 137 109 22 6
1203 What? You've never seen a black cop before? 1.2482 0.04835 137 112 16 9
1204 No sir, you can't fly a kite at the dog park either. 1.2482 0.04116 137 106 28 3
1205 You should meet the lady waiting for her kite to poop in the dog park... 1.2482 0.04369 137 108 24 5
1206 Bring it down. The tail must be at least 3 feet long. 1.2482 0.04608 137 110 20 7
1207 But he's an Airedale. 1.2482 0.04244 137 107 26 4
1208 Airedale, schmerdale. 1.2482 0.04490 137 109 22 6
1209 Sir, I’m issuing you a citation for non-conformity. Earlier today we discovered that you’re living in a non-beige house, and now this... 1.2482 0.04369 137 108 24 5
1210 High as a kite" is no excuse 1.2482 0.04723 137 111 18 8
1211 Ever heard of the law of gravity? 1.2482 0.04723 137 111 18 8
1212 We received a report of flying pigs. Carry on 1.2482 0.04490 137 109 22 6
1213 And now you’re gonna tell me that kites can walk. 1.2482 0.04369 137 108 24 5
1214 Sorry, sir, we only allow flying pigs. 1.2482 0.04116 137 106 28 3
1215 There's no exception for Airedales . 1.2482 0.04608 137 110 20 7
1216 Why can't you just roll down the window of your car? 1.2482 0.04244 137 107 26 4
1217 Sir, you need to curb your Airedale. 1.2482 0.04116 137 106 28 3
1218 He thinks he's a pig. 1.2482 0.04116 137 106 28 3
1219 Sir, only registered emotional support dogs are permitted to fly. 1.2482 0.04490 137 109 22 6
1220 The rules clearly state that the tail must be at least fifteen inches. 1.2482 0.04608 137 110 20 7
1221 Filling your dog with helium is not the only issue - there's been numerous complaints about his high pitched bark. 1.2482 0.04490 137 109 22 6
1222 Best bird dog in the state! 1.2482 0.04244 137 107 26 4
1223 No officer, he just ate a drone. 1.2482 0.04608 137 110 20 7
1224 Of course I understand, he’s just a bit gassy this morning... 1.2482 0.04369 137 108 24 5
1225 Are you feeding him properly?? 1.2482 0.04369 137 108 24 5
1226 Sorry sir, it has to be an emotional support animal to fly. 1.2482 0.04490 137 109 22 6
1227 I need him back now. It's time for takeoff, and Dog is my co-pilot. 1.2482 0.04608 137 110 20 7
1228 My wife is having an affair. 1.2482 0.04490 137 109 22 6
1229 I don't care if it's a Skye terrier. 1.2482 0.04608 137 110 20 7
1230 Do you really think pugs can fly? 1.2482 0.04490 137 109 22 6
1231 It doesn't matter that they all have tails... 1.2482 0.04490 137 109 22 6
1232 It better be toilet trained. 1.2482 0.04244 137 107 26 4
1233 Sir, a dingo did NOT eat your kite. 1.2482 0.04490 137 109 22 6
1234 He ate a whole pot of beans . . .been up there ever since. 1.2482 0.04723 137 111 18 8
1235 Wrong park, Mister Peabody. 1.2482 0.03983 137 105 30 2
1236 Sir, we have reason to believe your dog has flies. 1.2463 0.04549 134 107 21 6
1237 When they go low, we go high. 1.2463 0.04549 134 107 21 6
1238 No dogs aloft. 1.2463 0.04424 134 106 23 5
1239 Poop will be your downfall. 1.2463 0.04549 134 107 21 6
1240 Well I guess it's ok if he identifies as a kite. 1.2463 0.04424 134 106 23 5
1241 I'm from the TSA and there are new regulations about flying with your dog ... 1.2463 0.04670 134 108 19 7
1242 Storm's coming, better pack it in. At least, I felt a sprinkle. 1.2463 0.04789 134 109 17 8
1243 ...bucket list 1.2463 0.04424 134 106 23 5
1244 He believed he could fly! 1.2463 0.04670 134 108 19 7
1245 No, I meant you have to bring him down, not, y'know, 'put him down'. 1.2463 0.04295 134 105 25 4
1246 No metaphors allowed. 1.2463 0.04549 134 107 21 6
1247 Some people think he's got some Springer Spaniel in him, but he's just a stray I found hovering over my front yard one day. 1.2463 0.04549 134 107 21 6
1248 Sir, there are better ways to deal with a mid-life crisis 1.2463 0.04295 134 105 25 4
1249 Listen, this isn't that kind of kite park. 1.2463 0.04670 134 108 19 7
1250 I presume that's a Skye terrier. 1.2463 0.04424 134 106 23 5
1251 Do you see a sign that says Dog Park? 1.2463 0.04549 134 107 21 6
1252 Nice try, Jenkins. No dogs alowed in the park. 1.2463 0.04549 134 107 21 6
1253 Your kite have a license" 1.2463 0.04905 134 110 15 9
1254 Helium enemas are illegal, you know. 1.2463 0.04424 134 106 23 5
1255 Don't worry officer, he's a professional! 1.2463 0.04424 134 106 23 5
1256 Any pigeons you can catch, you can keep. 1.2463 0.04424 134 106 23 5
1257 Keep him on leash this time, the lady with Skye Terrier doesn't want another litter of balloon dogs 1.2463 0.04424 134 106 23 5
1258 I do believe there are other ways to avoid fleas and tics. 1.2463 0.04424 134 106 23 5
1259 Rules, buddy...'No dogs'" 1.2463 0.04025 134 103 29 2
1260 I’m sorry, sir, but we’ve had numerous complaints from PETA about your kite. 1.2463 0.04905 134 110 15 9
1261 Kite park, dog park, ... you still have to clean up after your dog! 1.2463 0.04905 134 110 15 9
1262 OK, fine, but if he craps you are so busted. 1.2463 0.04549 134 107 21 6
1263 Glad to see you can still get it up! 1.2463 0.04295 134 105 25 4
1264 No, sir, I don’t believe that was a passing rain cloud. 1.2463 0.04789 134 109 17 8
1265 Your kite is a dog. 1.2463 0.04789 134 109 17 8
1266 New trick? 1.2463 0.04295 134 105 25 4
1267 Sir, dogs can only be flown over in the Dog Park... 1.2463 0.04424 134 106 23 5
1268 We've had some complaints. 1.2463 0.04295 134 105 25 4
1269 Yes, he is a good boy. 1.2463 0.04295 134 105 25 4
1270 Sir, this is a kite park, you'll have to fly your dog elsewhere. 1.2463 0.04670 134 108 19 7
1271 Sir, I don't care if he is on a leash, bird dogs aren’t allowed here. 1.2463 0.04549 134 107 21 6
1272 No , you are doing it right , they are all doing it wrong 1.2463 0.04670 134 108 19 7
1273 Ben Franklin's on the phone. 1.2463 0.04162 134 104 27 3
1274 Two martinis and he always flies like a kite 1.2463 0.04295 134 105 25 4
1275 I like yours the most. 1.2463 0.04549 134 107 21 6
1276 Nothing that interesting is allowed in this city since that prick Giuliani ruined it for everybody. 1.2463 0.04549 134 107 21 6
1277 I told my dog there's nothing to fear but fear itself 1.2463 0.04162 134 104 27 3
1278 Kites do not, in fact, need predators to weed out the infirm and strengthen the herd. 1.2463 0.04670 134 108 19 7
1279 I must warn you that dogs attract lightning. 1.2463 0.04295 134 105 25 4
1280 Still safer than having him fly United 1.2463 0.04905 134 110 15 9
1281 Excuse me, sir. Do you have a permit to fly that dog? 1.2463 0.04025 134 103 29 2
1282 And just how long has Fala been waiting for the frisbee?" 1.2463 0.04670 134 108 19 7
1283 It's fine, as long he's fixed. 1.2463 0.04549 134 107 21 6
1284 What's your vector, Victor? 1.2462 0.04095 130 100 28 2
1285 The dog park is in the field over to your left. 1.2462 0.04095 130 100 28 2
1286 I don't care if he has gas. You can't fly a dog in the park. 1.2462 0.04377 130 102 24 4
1287 Well, as long as he stays off the grass... 1.2462 0.04238 130 101 26 3
1288 Leash or no leash, you still need a permit.” 1.2462 0.04238 130 101 26 3
1289 I don’t think this is how the space program got the first dog into orbit. 1.2441 0.04432 127 100 23 4
1290 He finally caught a squirrel. 1.2441 0.04432 127 100 23 4
1291 It doesn't matter that he's an airedale he's still not a kite. 1.2441 0.04140 127 98 27 2
1292 PETA says NO !! 1.2441 0.04140 127 98 27 2
1293 As long as he's on a leash, right? 1.2441 0.04140 127 98 27 2
1294 I see you're making the best of the dog days of summer. 1.2424 0.04703 132 107 18 7
1295 That's right. If he didn't sign the waiver, I'm afraid he'll have to come down. 1.2422 0.04673 128 103 19 6
1296 I don't care if you gave him the choice of heel or helium. 1.2422 0.04539 128 102 21 5
1297 Sir, this park is closed to Airedales. 1.2422 0.04539 128 102 21 5
1298 Sir, you’ve been a warned before about not flying wolf 1.2422 0.03960 128 98 29 1
1299 ‘Sir, the Skye Terriers gather over there’ 1.2422 0.04673 128 103 19 6
1300 Sir, I'm going to have to insist that you pick up your kite's poop. 1.2422 0.03960 128 98 29 1
1301 He holds it in. 1.2422 0.03960 128 98 29 1
1302 No Airdales! 1.2417 0.04879 120 97 17 6
1303 Can he stop howling and just fly? 1.2409 0.03949 137 106 29 2
1304 How often do National Kite Day and National Gary Larson Day coincide? 1.2406 0.04791 133 109 16 8
1305 I take it you’re Canadian.” 1.2406 0.04154 133 104 26 3
1306 Don’t saying anything. He’ll be deflated if you think he doesn’t fit in. 1.2406 0.04289 133 105 24 4
1307 I'm not disputing that he's a good dog, but that still doesn't make him a good kite. 1.2406 0.04154 133 104 26 3
1308 Can you at least get him to stop sniffing their tails? 1.2403 0.04640 129 104 19 6
1309 He swallowed a helium balloon 1.2403 0.04508 129 103 21 5
1310 You say his mother was a papillon? Tell him to flutter on down. 1.2403 0.04640 129 104 19 6
1311 You know I read Helium's bad for dogs 1.2403 0.04085 129 100 27 2
1312 Mind explaining how your dog got high as a kite? 1.2403 0.04640 129 104 19 6
1313 ...So long as it's consensual. 1.2403 0.04640 129 104 19 6
1314 Well then, what DOES dog days of Summer mean then? 1.2403 0.04230 129 101 25 3
1315 You want the dog park across the street. 1.2403 0.04230 129 101 25 3
1316 I'm asking you, sir, because, none of the other kites are dropping... well... droppings. 1.2403 0.04508 129 103 21 5
1317 They must be tethered at all times. 1.2403 0.04371 129 102 23 4
1318 I just want to know what you’ll do if he gets caught in a tree. 1.2403 0.04508 129 103 21 5
1319 Please take your Airedale to the Dog Park! 1.2403 0.04769 129 105 17 7
1320 You say this is how Ben Franklin invented the shock collar? 1.2403 0.04508 129 103 21 5
1321 No, no, you want to keep the nose pointing *into* the wind. 1.2403 0.04508 129 103 21 5
1322 But, Officer, he's a Skye Terrier! 1.2403 0.04640 129 104 19 6
1323 Are you saying your dog's name is Roosevelt? 1.2403 0.04508 129 103 21 5
1324 Sir, I understand that everyone's been coping with the Rapture in their own way, but you're going to have to let your dog move on sooner or later. 1.2403 0.04508 129 103 21 5
1325 If that is a Chihuahua, it'll have to come with me. 1.2403 0.04508 129 103 21 5
1326 Please, just make sure you clean up after your kite. 1.2403 0.04508 129 103 21 5
1327 I won't ask you how. Just don't. 1.2403 0.04371 129 102 23 4
1328 The sign on the gate says, 'Keep your dog on a short leash at all times.' 1.2403 0.04371 129 102 23 4
1329 I'm looking for a dog... 1.2403 0.04894 129 106 15 8
1330 I dunno, it's pretty big for a flying squirrel. 1.2403 0.04508 129 103 21 5
1331 We'd like to enlist him as a Border Collie, flying reconnaissance along the new southern wall. 1.2403 0.05016 129 107 13 9
1332 Sorry sir. No kites that mock celebrities. 1.2403 0.04640 129 104 19 6
1333 Just a reminder; always clean up after your kite. 1.2403 0.04371 129 102 23 4
1334 You think it's safe standing under him like that? 1.2403 0.04508 129 103 21 5
1335 Must be hard to keep away from trees. 1.2403 0.04371 129 102 23 4
1336 Sir, you are a disgrace....Now tuck your shirt in. 1.2403 0.04508 129 103 21 5
1337 I am only going to tell you one more time, if your kite keeps on mounting other kites, you are both going to have to leave. 1.2403 0.04371 129 102 23 4
1338 Your dog is in violation of our local Ordinance on Gravity. 1.2403 0.04508 129 103 21 5
1339 Would you be interested in being on the cover of the fall Parks and Recreation Department brochure? 1.2403 0.04371 129 102 23 4
1340 You should thank your lucky stars you're not an unarmed black child in this situation. 1.2403 0.04508 129 103 21 5
1341 He doesn't know he can't fly" is not an excuse. 1.2403 0.04508 129 103 21 5
1342 Your kite is the leash of my concerns. 1.2403 0.04894 129 106 15 8
1343 Sir, I believe you're in​ the wrong park. 1.2403 0.04508 129 103 21 5
1344 I'll need to see your pet license and your license to operate a pet. 1.2403 0.04640 129 104 19 6
1345 The law says leash your dog, not launch your dog. 1.2403 0.04640 129 104 19 6
1346 Ya' know, poodles go a lot higher. 1.2403 0.04508 129 103 21 5
1347 I don't think I ever heard the saying 'GO FLY A DOG' 1.2403 0.04085 129 100 27 2
1348 It's the Dog Days of Summer 1.2403 0.04508 129 103 21 5
1349 Yes, I understand that he's a bird dog. You're still going to have to pick up after him. 1.2403 0.04508 129 103 21 5
1350 He also swims. 1.2403 0.04640 129 104 19 6
1351 I could have sworn it said Akita Flying Competition. 1.2403 0.04230 129 101 25 3
1352 I don't care that the helium makes him float, but you have to find a way to stop that squeaky barking. 1.2403 0.04640 129 104 19 6
1353 Yes, you still need to pick it up, even if it flies into the bushes. 1.2403 0.04508 129 103 21 5
1354 That is one way to get around the park’s no dog policy." 1.2403 0.04085 129 100 27 2
1355 I dont care how much easier it is to find the ball! 1.2403 0.04230 129 101 25 3
1356 Let me guess... it's an Airdale. 1.2403 0.04508 129 103 21 5
1357 Great job with the tail. 1.2403 0.04371 129 102 23 4
1358 You better clean up after it. 1.2403 0.04640 129 104 19 6
1359 The maximum leash length is six feet sir. 1.2403 0.04640 129 104 19 6
1360 Could you bring him down? This isn't his day. 1.2403 0.04508 129 103 21 5
1361 I'm sorry Mr. Romney, but that is just plain cruel. 1.2403 0.04769 129 105 17 7
1362 An airedale, you say? 1.2403 0.04371 129 102 23 4
1363 The tail is not regulation length. 1.2403 0.04371 129 102 23 4
1364 Sorry, the tail doesn't meet regulations. 1.2403 0.04508 129 103 21 5
1365 How much is that doggie in the wind? 1.2403 0.04894 129 106 15 8
1366 You're playing pretty fast and loose with those leash laws, pal. 1.2403 0.04508 129 103 21 5
1367 Sir, we have complaints about your dog marking his territory. 1.2403 0.04371 129 102 23 4
1368 Beagle, fleagle -- I don't care if his mother mated with an eagle. He belongs in the dog park. 1.2393 0.04802 117 94 18 5
1369 I am with the ASPCA sir. We need to speak to your dog. 1.2388 0.03989 134 104 28 2
1370 No, you can’t do it in the dog park either. 1.2381 0.04280 126 99 24 3
1371 Sir I've warned you about this before" 1.2381 0.04426 126 100 22 4
1372 It's not about the kite. 1.2381 0.04129 126 98 26 2
1373 Sorry sir, dog flying is at the 81st Street entrance. 1.2362 0.04395 127 101 22 4
1374 This isn't what we meant by off-leash laws. 1.2362 0.04535 127 102 20 5
1375 I said Let Sleeping Dogs Lie, not Let Sleeping Dogs Fly! 1.2362 0.04535 127 102 20 5
1376 It might just be rain, but you still need to leave. 1.2362 0.04395 127 101 22 4
1377 That's no way to treat an emotional support animal! 1.2362 0.04251 127 100 24 3
1378 Bird dog or not, I'm going to hound you until you rein him in. 1.2362 0.04803 127 104 16 7
1379 In this community it's a regulation to have a plastic bag when flying dogs. 1.2362 0.04395 127 101 22 4
1380 Sir, you're taking the "what's up-dog?" joke way too far. 1.2362 0.04671 127 103 18 6
1381 No, emotional support animals are not allowed yet. 1.2362 0.04395 127 101 22 4
1382 I'm not high. He's high! 1.2362 0.04931 127 105 14 8
1383 Sir, this is an off-leash area, you can let him fly. 1.2362 0.04395 127 101 22 4
1384 No getting high in the park, sir, even for dogs! 1.2362 0.04535 127 102 20 5
1385 Sorry, but as per the regs, a service animal must demonstrate evidence of special training or skill. 1.2362 0.04395 127 101 22 4
1386 No problem. But please observe the pooper scooper law. 1.2362 0.04535 127 102 20 5
1387 It's not about the leash law. 1.2362 0.04395 127 101 22 4
1388 Congratulations! You've won Best in Show. 1.2362 0.04395 127 101 22 4
1389 You can't get around the dog ban this way. 1.2362 0.04395 127 101 22 4
1390 It doesn't hurt him; it's just a little pumping with helium. The flying is fun and he likes how his bark is like a duck quack now. 1.2362 0.04395 127 101 22 4
1391 So let me get this straight... you’re blind and you’ve filled your dog with helium to look around? 1.2362 0.04671 127 103 18 6
1392 I’m sorry, pigs can’t fly here. 1.2362 0.04251 127 100 24 3
1393 It's a good thing you didn't come during off-leash hours. 1.2362 0.04671 127 103 18 6
1394 Park ordinance requires you to pick up after your kite, sir. 1.2362 0.04803 127 104 16 7
1395 Sir, your dog appears to be high. Please bring him down, I'm going to have to test him for grass. 1.2362 0.04671 127 103 18 6
1396 He better be housebroken. 1.2362 0.04671 127 103 18 6
1397 The others are concerned that you haven’t walked your dog recently”. 1.2362 0.04931 127 105 14 8
1398 That’s a mighty fine tail you have on your kite 1.2362 0.03946 127 98 28 1
1399 Flatulence problems? 1.2362 0.04251 127 100 24 3
1400 His name is Liam. I told him to heel... 1.2362 0.04671 127 103 18 6
1401 I'm sorry officer. I see this beautiful woman in the park every day, but I never know how to break the ice. My mother suggested I get a dog. 1.2362 0.04535 127 102 20 5
1402 How many times do I have to tell you, dog day afternoons are the last Thursday of the month? 1.2362 0.04671 127 103 18 6
1403 No, we are not expecting the president's motorcade. 1.2362 0.04671 127 103 18 6
1404 Okay, but if he pees on anyone, I'm going to have to issue you a kite-ation. 1.2362 0.04671 127 103 18 6
1405 Try whistling. 1.2362 0.04931 127 105 14 8
1406 Hawkerdoodle? 1.2362 0.04535 127 102 20 5
1407 He not in the park, he’s over the park. 1.2362 0.04395 127 101 22 4
1408 Sir, we've had complaints of falling feces 1.2362 0.04671 127 103 18 6
1409 Have you tried Beano? 1.2362 0.04803 127 104 16 7
1410 Sir, you're gonna have to put him down. 1.2362 0.04671 127 103 18 6
1411 Sir, your dog must be on a leash, not a string. 1.2362 0.04251 127 100 24 3
1412 Please stop sniffing the other kites 1.2362 0.04671 127 103 18 6
1413 I think we all know that wasn't a light rain. 1.2362 0.04535 127 102 20 5
1414 I just wanted to let you know that this is an off leash area. 1.2362 0.04671 127 103 18 6
1415 Sir, we've had a couple of complaints that your dog is posing a hazardous waste risk. 1.2362 0.04395 127 101 22 4
1416 There's a guy trying to walk a kite over at the dog run wants to talk to you. 1.2362 0.04535 127 102 20 5
1417 You'll still have to pick up after him. 1.2362 0.04395 127 101 22 4
1418 Well I have to admit I was wrong when I said this wouldn't fly" 1.2362 0.04395 127 101 22 4
1419 It’s a service kite 1.2362 0.04535 127 102 20 5
1420 Let me guess - he's your emotional support animal and he lifts you up. 1.2362 0.04395 127 101 22 4
1421 Right hand only, sir 1.2362 0.04671 127 103 18 6
1422 I expect you to pick up after it. 1.2362 0.04395 127 101 22 4
1423 Weren’t you flying a kite at the dog park the other day? 1.2362 0.04251 127 100 24 3
1424 Just be advised it is going to start raining cats. 1.2362 0.04671 127 103 18 6
1425 No, I'm not high, sir. Just the dog. 1.2362 0.04395 127 101 22 4
1426 There has been a complaint about your kite. 1.2362 0.04395 127 101 22 4
1427 Constipated and flatulent. 1.2362 0.04803 127 104 16 7
1428 It doesn’t matter that you’re from Colorado; it’s not legal here. 1.2362 0.04251 127 100 24 3
1429 His father was Underdog! 1.2362 0.04395 127 101 22 4
1430 They're supposed to be on a leash, not a string. 1.2362 0.04671 127 103 18 6
1431 Just curious, sir, were you aware of a missing helium canister? 1.2362 0.04535 127 102 20 5
1432 Let me guess: Your dog ate your kite again. 1.2362 0.04535 127 102 20 5
1433 I don't care if the dog park is closed 1.2362 0.04101 127 99 26 2
1434 Sir, the dog-flying section is on the other side. 1.2362 0.04535 127 102 20 5
1435 No exceptions, sir ...poop and scoop is still the law! 1.2362 0.04101 127 99 26 2
1436 I'll have to lock him up until he learns to stop lifting his leg on other people's kites. 1.2362 0.04671 127 103 18 6
1437 I don't care that your dog can fly, it's disturbing the children. 1.2362 0.04671 127 103 18 6
1438 Only airedales and skye terriers allowed, sir. 1.2362 0.04931 127 105 14 8
1439 Ms. Poppins wants her dog back. 1.2362 0.05056 127 106 12 9
1440 Just because it has a tail doesn't mean it's a kite. 1.2362 0.04395 127 101 22 4
1441 Support animal?" 1.2362 0.04803 127 104 16 7
1442 Curb your dog sir. 1.2362 0.04251 127 100 24 3
1443 How would you like it if we flew kites in your dog park? 1.2362 0.04535 127 102 20 5
1444 He's just trying to fetch my kite. 1.2362 0.04671 127 103 18 6
1445 He's always been a joiner... 1.2362 0.04251 127 100 24 3
1446 I don't care that she'll burp out the helium soon, reel her in now! 1.2362 0.03784 127 97 30 0
1447 Sir, we've received complaints that you're not picking up after your dog. 1.2362 0.04395 127 101 22 4
1448 Is he sky-broken? 1.2362 0.04535 127 102 20 5
1449 Sure, but will he hunt? 1.2362 0.04395 127 101 22 4
1450 I have the bag in my pocket. 1.2362 0.04395 127 101 22 4
1451 Go fly a kite is not the response that will keep me from arresting you. 1.2362 0.04395 127 101 22 4
1452 Can I have a turn? 1.2362 0.04535 127 102 20 5
1453 Even though your dog’s not on the ground, you still have to pick up after him! 1.2362 0.04251 127 100 24 3
1454 Thank you for keeping your dog on a leash but chasing kites is not permitted. 1.2362 0.04251 127 100 24 3
1455 Not cool. Next thing the cats will want equal rights. 1.2362 0.04395 127 101 22 4
1456 Sir, the fact that he was neutered does not change the situation. 1.2362 0.04671 127 103 18 6
1457 Sam, I need your help. I'm having trouble getting my pig off the ground. 1.2362 0.04535 127 102 20 5
1458 No, Sorry sir, it is still a dog. A cool dog, but just a dog 1.2362 0.04395 127 101 22 4
1459 How do you keep it stable with such a short tail? 1.2362 0.04251 127 100 24 3
1460 My Taxidermist said she got a great deal on helium... 1.2362 0.04535 127 102 20 5
1461 Very impressive, but you need to take him to the dog park. 1.2362 0.04535 127 102 20 5
1462 I’m sorry sir, we allow box kites, not boxer kites. 1.2362 0.04535 127 102 20 5
1463 I don't care what he learned in obedience school. Bring him down. 1.2362 0.04535 127 102 20 5
1464 I assume you have a permit, sir? 1.2362 0.03784 127 97 30 0
1465 Have you seen a missing dog - medium size, a bit shaggy with floppy ears? 1.2362 0.04395 127 101 22 4
1466 I'm not worried about you, but can HE hold it? 1.2362 0.03946 127 98 28 1
1467 We are getting complaints he's humping the other kites. 1.2362 0.04671 127 103 18 6
1468 Sir, there have been complaints that your kite is barking at the other visitors. 1.2362 0.04671 127 103 18 6
1469 I'm sorry, sir, but you must let sleeping dogs lie. 1.2362 0.04671 127 103 18 6
1470 That's a good buoy. 1.2362 0.04535 127 102 20 5
1471 But Officer, my dog is on a leash. 1.2362 0.04395 127 101 22 4
1472 His grandfather was Underdog. 1.2362 0.04535 127 102 20 5
1473 We ran out of pigs for Trump's inauguration. This will do for now. 1.2358 0.04771 123 100 17 6
1474 Technically you're in violation of the kite tail to body ratio. 1.2358 0.04175 123 96 25 2
1475 This is why they're called "Leash laws" and not "Kite string laws." 1.2358 0.04483 123 98 21 4
1476 Sorry, you can’t fly a dog without a license. 1.2358 0.04175 123 96 25 2
1477 His name is Kite. 1.2358 0.04175 123 96 25 2
1478 the dog park is one block south. 1.2358 0.04332 123 97 23 3
1479 I don't care if it is an Airdale it is still a dog! 1.2358 0.04175 123 96 25 2
1480 Sir, you’re disregarding the dog bylaw and the laws of physics. 1.2348 0.04836 115 93 17 5
1481 There have been some complaints that your kite is "marking" the other kites. 1.2344 0.04365 128 102 22 4
1482 Is he always this gassy? 1.2333 0.04694 120 97 18 5
1483 We've been getting complaints he's humping the other kites. 1.2333 0.04841 120 98 16 6
1484 Okay Mr. Potter, you’ve had your fun, but now it’s time to go home. That’s not even your dog. 1.2328 0.05101 116 96 13 7
1485 Is that a service dog? 1.2320 0.04419 125 100 21 4
1486 His name better be Roosevelt or we have a problem here. 1.2320 0.04702 125 102 17 6
1487 Your kite shit on a five year old. 1.2320 0.04837 125 103 15 7
1488 They have as much right to be here as you do, Sir. 1.2320 0.04419 125 100 21 4
1489 So, you think you’re too good for the dog park? 1.2320 0.04419 125 100 21 4
1490 Is he cloud broken? 1.2320 0.04271 125 99 23 3
1491 I didn't know medical marijuana worked so well. 1.2320 0.04419 125 100 21 4
1492 Dog flying is restricted to Truman Park. 1.2320 0.04271 125 99 23 3
1493 Sorry, but no pooping kites allowed. 1.2320 0.04419 125 100 21 4
1494 We have a mission for Laika if you're interested. 1.2320 0.04837 125 103 15 7
1495 Sir, there have been compaints. You need to have waste pickup bags or written proof that he is indeed a pigeon. 1.2320 0.04702 125 102 17 6
1496 They said he would be president when dogs fly 1.2320 0.04837 125 103 15 7
1497 You can stay so long as you keep him on string. 1.2320 0.04563 125 101 19 5
1498 Don't be concerned, officer. He thinks he's Snoopy. 1.2320 0.04419 125 100 21 4
1499 If that thing shits, you’re outta here! 1.2320 0.04563 125 101 19 5
1500 The dog kite park is down the block. 1.2320 0.04702 125 102 17 6
1501 Best darn birder you'll ever find! 1.2320 0.04419 125 100 21 4
1502 We’ve had complaints about your dog letting his chips fall where they may. 1.2320 0.04702 125 102 17 6
1503 On behalf of all postal workers, sir. I thank you... 1.2320 0.04702 125 102 17 6
1504 'Sorry, pal. Kites only. You'll have to find another place to walk your Airedale 1.2320 0.04271 125 99 23 3
1505 I don't care if he's a bird dog, he's still not allowed in the park. 1.2320 0.04419 125 100 21 4
1506 Yeah, okay ... It’s kind of a leash ... but you still have to clean up after the dog. 1.2320 0.04419 125 100 21 4
1507 No, sir ... the phrase ‘go fly a dog’ isn’t very common in these parts. 1.2320 0.04702 125 102 17 6
1508 No Officer, I have not seen a dog... 1.2320 0.04271 125 99 23 3
1509 Is that a hot-Airedale balloon? 1.2320 0.04419 125 100 21 4
1510 I will admit that it's a pretty clever solution to his gas problem. 1.2320 0.04563 125 101 19 5
1511 Can your flying dog get this porcupine out of my ass? 1.2320 0.04702 125 102 17 6
1512 "It's a Labrabirdle " 1.2320 0.04702 125 102 17 6
1513 The owner of the 'Two Little Pigs' kite would like a word with you. 1.2320 0.04271 125 99 23 3
1514 Not Funny 1.2320 0.04563 125 101 19 5
1515 Looks like he's higher than a kite. 1.2320 0.04563 125 101 19 5
1516 Dogs do go to heaven but you have to let go of the string. 1.2320 0.04271 125 99 23 3
1517 Sir, please make sure to pickup your kite's poop. 1.2320 0.04419 125 100 21 4
1518 Don't worry. He'll be down in five farts! 1.2320 0.04419 125 100 21 4
1519 But the other kites don't poop on people's heads. 1.2320 0.04419 125 100 21 4
1520 Mr. Romney, this is the last time I'm going to ask you. 1.2320 0.04837 125 103 15 7
1521 I've had reports of a dog bitting kids helium baloons .. have you seen him? 1.2320 0.05097 125 105 11 9
1522 Sorry, but we only allow service animals in the park. 1.2320 0.04271 125 99 23 3
1523 Fine, but this is the last time. 1.2320 0.04837 125 103 15 7
1524 Well Officer , his name is Kite and...he just loves to fly ! 1.2320 0.04563 125 101 19 5
1525 Only when he's nervous or excited, you say? 1.2320 0.04117 125 98 25 2
1526 The neighbors are complaining that your kite is shedding. 1.2320 0.04271 125 99 23 3
1527 Sir, I am afraid this is the highest level of animal abuse . 1.2320 0.04419 125 100 21 4
1528 Do you ever take him to the off-leash park? 1.2314 0.03850 121 93 28 0
1529 He's so fly. 1.2302 0.04388 126 101 21 4
1530 Fetching isn't the problem, it's when he drops the ball. 1.2300 0.04894 100 80 17 3
1531 Sir: Once again, I do not care that you are in a Kite park, The NYC health Code does not permit leashes longer than 6 feet long period. 1.2295 0.03996 122 95 26 1
1532 I don't care how gassy he is, just pull him in now!! 1.2295 0.04625 122 99 18 5
1533 Your kite's fine as long as it remains air borne. 1.2295 0.03823 122 94 28 0
1534 Thank you for leashing your dog, sir. 1.2295 0.04162 122 96 24 2
1535 So explain how Fido got high as a kite. 1.2295 0.04625 122 99 18 5
1536 Emotional support animals can't fly here. 1.2295 0.04769 122 100 16 6
1537 Can you maybe not feed her beforehand? 1.2295 0.04625 122 99 18 5
1538 It's okay for now, but you can't use him for the kite fighting later. 1.2295 0.04625 122 99 18 5
1539 I'm afraid I'm going to have to ask if you are an American citizen. 1.2295 0.04909 122 101 14 7
1540 Great. Now there's poo everywhere. 1.2295 0.04625 122 99 18 5
1541 Oh, his name is Flydo? Carry on. 1.2295 0.04769 122 100 16 6
1542 Kudos getting around the ‘no dogs on the grass’ rule. 1.2295 0.04476 122 98 20 4
1543 They're worried a doggie bag will be too little, too late. 1.2295 0.04162 122 96 24 2
1544 Sir, you're going to need to move downwind. 1.2295 0.04476 122 98 20 4
1545 That better be an Airedale or you’re in big trouble. 1.2295 0.04625 122 99 18 5
1546 It's what happens before picking up after your dog that I'm worried about. 1.2295 0.04322 122 97 22 3
1547 As long as he remains a kite he can stay. 1.2295 0.04909 122 101 14 7
1548 I take it, that's Roosevelt? 1.2295 0.04476 122 98 20 4
1549 Listen, buddy, "Keep off the grass" doesn't exempt you from "No dogs." 1.2295 0.04769 122 100 16 6
1550 Sorry sir but the dog days are over. 1.2295 0.04625 122 99 18 5
1551 Sir, the length of your dog leash exceeds the legal limit. Please lower your dog accordingly. 1.2295 0.04909 122 101 14 7
1552 No, it is NOT the same as being on a leash. 1.2295 0.04162 122 96 24 2
1553 Sir, perhaps an alternative to 'Bombs Away!' 1.2295 0.04476 122 98 20 4
1554 No problem, sir, as long as he's wearing his leash. 1.2295 0.04322 122 97 22 3
1555 We had a report of a dog without a license tag. 1.2295 0.04769 122 100 16 6
1556 Airedale terrier? 1.2295 0.04625 122 99 18 5
1557 I don't care if his poop 'floats away', you still gotta pick it up. 1.2295 0.04322 122 97 22 3
1558 It's an Airedale? 1.2295 0.04322 122 97 22 3
1559 I've always liked the songs of free dog kite. 1.2295 0.04769 122 100 16 6
1560 Remember to pick up after your kite. 1.2295 0.04476 122 98 20 4
1561 You're not fooling anyone... 1.2295 0.04476 122 98 20 4
1562 So, you’re saying it’s JUST for kites? 1.2295 0.04476 122 98 20 4
1563 I don't care if he's an Airedale Terrier. You can't fly him here. 1.2295 0.04769 122 100 16 6
1564 He's an airedale, officer. 1.2295 0.04625 122 99 18 5
1565 Yes, your kite has reached the minimum height and it does indeed have a tail. Problem is, it also has bowels. 1.2295 0.04162 122 96 24 2
1566 I've gotten several complaints of a light drizzle coming from your direction. 1.2295 0.04476 122 98 20 4
1567 Nice try, bud. Leash laws still apply. 1.2295 0.04476 122 98 20 4
1568 Pardon me sir... is that an Airedale? 1.2295 0.04476 122 98 20 4
1569 I saw you with that helium balloon guy. Take the dog down. 1.2295 0.04476 122 98 20 4
1570 This is a kite park, sir. The fact that he's an Airedale is irrelevant. 1.2295 0.04162 122 96 24 2
1571 We just ask that you clean up after your pet. 1.2295 0.04476 122 98 20 4
1572 It's the two other things they do that I'm worried about. 1.2295 0.04769 122 100 16 6
1573 Didn't you see the 'No Helium-Filled Dogs Allowed' sign? 1.2295 0.04625 122 99 18 5
1574 Sorry, the rules say 'no dogs,' even if they're on the leash. 1.2295 0.04162 122 96 24 2
1575 Most people just bury ‘em. 1.2295 0.04769 122 100 16 6
1576 Dry kibble will help with the gas. 1.2295 0.04476 122 98 20 4
1577 Very impressive. But I'm afraid you still need to take him to the dog park. 1.2295 0.04625 122 99 18 5
1578 An airdale, I presume. 1.2295 0.04625 122 99 18 5
1579 I know it’s legal now, but you really should keep your dog away from your stash. 1.2295 0.04322 122 97 22 3
1580 We've had complaints about your kite marking its territory. 1.2295 0.04909 122 101 14 7
1581 If he does not go after this ball then he can be considered a kite under the law. 1.2295 0.04625 122 99 18 5
1582 He's had his shots, I don't see what the problem is. 1.2295 0.04476 122 98 20 4
1583 I don't know whether I should call Animal Control or the FAA. 1.2295 0.04322 122 97 22 3
1584 We're looking for a man who sneaked in a dog. 1.2295 0.04162 122 96 24 2
1585 Rescue dog. Fear of heights. 1.2295 0.04625 122 99 18 5
1586 It started when he swallowed my granddaughter's, helium balloon" 1.2295 0.04625 122 99 18 5
1587 This is a leash! 1.2295 0.04322 122 97 22 3
1588 Tell me that's not an Airedale 1.2295 0.04909 122 101 14 7
1589 I’m sure he is having fun but the lady whose head he crapped on isn’t. 1.2295 0.04909 122 101 14 7
1590 I don't care that she's an Airedale. No dogs allowed. 1.2295 0.04625 122 99 18 5
1591 Excuse me sir, but no dogs are allowed in the air space between 9a and 5p. 1.2295 0.04476 122 98 20 4
1592 I hope that kite don't leak. 1.2295 0.04322 122 97 22 3
1593 Does your dog there have a medical marijuana card sir? 1.2295 0.04476 122 98 20 4
1594 Because you can't scoop on the fly. 1.2295 0.04909 122 101 14 7
1595 I don't care if his name is Roosevelt. 1.2295 0.04769 122 100 16 6
1596 Where's the pooper scooper, pal . . or are you gonna use your hat? 1.2295 0.04476 122 98 20 4
1597 Please make sure to curb your kite 1.2295 0.05045 122 102 12 8
1598 Remove your dog or be ticketed. 1.2295 0.04322 122 97 22 3
1599 I don’t care if his breed can do that! You still need to pick up after him. 1.2295 0.04476 122 98 20 4
1600 Well if you see him, call animal control. 1.2295 0.04769 122 100 16 6
1601 I don't care if he is a Skye Terrier--bring him down now! 1.2288 0.04408 118 94 21 3
1602 There have been some questions, sir - is she flightbroken? 1.2288 0.04408 118 94 21 3
1603 Let him go, Sir. If he is truely yours, he will return. 1.2288 0.04240 118 93 23 2
1604 Children are crying, Edgar. 1.2288 0.04066 118 92 25 1
1605 I'm going to need to see his medicinal marijuana card, sir. 1.2288 0.04569 118 95 19 4
1606 Sir, I mentioned to you last week that drones and dogs are not allowed here. 1.2288 0.04725 118 96 17 5
1607 Sir, I’m going to have to cite you for dogfighting. 1.2288 0.04569 118 95 19 4
1608 The "off-leash area" may be a better bet. 1.2288 0.04240 118 93 23 2
1609 ok, but fly him on over the dog park when he needs to you -know-what 1.2288 0.04408 118 94 21 3
1610 Did you say it was a shitzu? 1.2288 0.04066 118 92 25 1
1611 Sorry Sir, Without a diaper, Your kite is in violation of the clean air act 1.2288 0.04240 118 93 23 2
1612 Yes, I have insurance. 1.2288 0.04408 118 94 21 3
1613 Well, dispatch called in a 'Kite Biter' so I figured I'd check here first." 1.2288 0.04569 118 95 19 4
1614 Sorry Sir, but there have been reports that your kite has been threatening the other kites. 1.2276 0.04291 123 98 22 3
1615 The rest of them are leashed, too, but that’s not my point. 1.2273 0.04595 110 88 19 3
1616 Wise guy, huh? 1.2269 0.04375 119 95 21 3
1617 No, you can't go off-leash here. 1.2250 0.04342 120 96 21 3
1618 Would you consider donating your dog to the police department's drone protection division? 1.2250 0.03828 120 93 27 0
1619 You are barking up the wrong kite! 1.2250 0.04342 120 96 21 3
1620 Nice try sir, but there are no dogs allowed in the park. 1.2250 0.04654 120 98 17 5
1621 No, this isn't the Macy's Parade. 1.2250 0.04342 120 96 21 3
1622 It's when pigs fly, sir 1.2250 0.04501 120 97 19 4
1623 Sir, it seems that your kite has not been properly neutered 1.2250 0.04501 120 97 19 4
1624 Would you like your kite fixed? 1.2250 0.04945 120 100 13 7
1625 Uh, sir, the phrase is "when PIGS fly". 1.2250 0.04654 120 98 17 5
1626 You could just take him for a drive on the expressway and let him hang his head out the window. 1.2250 0.04178 120 95 23 2
1627 Sir, you'll need to clean up after your kite. 1.2250 0.04501 120 97 19 4
1628 The Roosevelt park for dogs on meth is across the street. 1.2250 0.04945 120 100 13 7
1629 Just be sure to pick up after your kite, Mac. 1.2250 0.04802 120 99 15 6
1630 The dog's fine -- someone complained you're the wrong ethnicity for this park. 1.2250 0.04501 120 97 19 4
1631 The Dog Fly is on the other end of the park. 1.2250 0.04654 120 98 17 5
1632 Excuse me sir, this is the ‘If pigs could fly’ park 1.2250 0.04802 120 99 15 6
1633 There have been complaints about sporadic splash downs. 1.2250 0.04501 120 97 19 4
1634 I guess must have I grabbed the wrong leash. 1.2250 0.04501 120 97 19 4
1635 I understand dogs are allowed on-leash. 1.2250 0.04654 120 98 17 5
1636 He is a trained service dog and loves to fly. 1.2250 0.04501 120 97 19 4
1637 Yes, that is amazing, but you are still going to have to scoop. 1.2250 0.04654 120 98 17 5
1638 Sir, I understand your dog identifies as a flying squirrel but he needs to be on the ground when he goes to the bathroom. 1.2250 0.04501 120 97 19 4
1639 Sir, is that your empty Canister of helium in the parking lot. 1.2250 0.04654 120 98 17 5
1640 Two words: kite droppings 1.2250 0.04654 120 98 17 5
1641 Recreational helium is still a federal offense. 1.2250 0.04501 120 97 19 4
1642 But officer! If it flies like a kite, and has a tail like a kite, it’s a kite. 1.2250 0.04501 120 97 19 4
1643 I want you to know, sir, that I voted for you in 2012. 1.2250 0.04654 120 98 17 5
1644 Sir, your 10 minutes is now finished, please allow the next person to use the flying fox. 1.2250 0.04501 120 97 19 4
1645 My dog had the same problem when we put him on a raw diet. 1.2250 0.04654 120 98 17 5
1646 Sir, do you have time to talk about our Lord and savior? 1.2250 0.04802 120 99 15 6
1647 I don’t care if he’s on a leash — we keep getting calls about yellow rain. 1.2250 0.04342 120 96 21 3
1648 That's not what we meant by pet friendly event 1.2250 0.04178 120 95 23 2
1649 I am sorry sir, but your airedale is not licensed for this park. 1.2250 0.04178 120 95 23 2
1650 But Officer, it’s an emotional support dog! 1.2250 0.04501 120 97 19 4
1651 Sorry, sir, you need a leash to fly your dog. 1.2250 0.04945 120 100 13 7
1652 Your kite better be house broken! 1.2250 0.04501 120 97 19 4
1653 Please bring him down, I'd like to check his tags. 1.2250 0.04654 120 98 17 5
1654 Sir! the barking is disturbing the other flyers. 1.2250 0.04654 120 98 17 5
1655 How did you manage to get him up so high with such a short tail? 1.2250 0.04802 120 99 15 6
1656 What happens when fluffy over there finally passes gas? 1.2250 0.04802 120 99 15 6
1657 I'm sorry, but your kite does not meet the minimum tail-length requirements." 1.2250 0.04007 120 94 25 1
1658 Do you know why I pulled you over? 1.2250 0.04342 120 96 21 3
1659 I told him to 'roll over', and you won't believe what happened next. 1.2250 0.04945 120 100 13 7
1660 You say he's a companion kite and so where is his yellow vest? 1.2250 0.04342 120 96 21 3
1661 Wow, Rex will do just about anything to fit in, eh? 1.2250 0.04342 120 96 21 3
1662 Everyone’s wondering how you got the helium in. 1.2250 0.04654 120 98 17 5
1663 Sorry, sir, no boxer kites. 1.2250 0.04178 120 95 23 2
1664 In your case a poop bag is not enough. Do you have your baseball glove? 1.2250 0.04501 120 97 19 4
1665 So, let me get this straight; your dog's name is Kite? 1.2250 0.04802 120 99 15 6
1666 I'm afraid I must ask you to leave the park. If we allow dogs to fly here, can pigs be far behind? 1.2250 0.04654 120 98 17 5
1667 We have received complaints about you kite fighting with the other kites. You will need to muzzle your kite. 1.2250 0.04178 120 95 23 2
1668 It’s the rule; you catch the stool. 1.2250 0.04342 120 96 21 3
1669 We both needed some air. 1.2250 0.04178 120 95 23 2
1670 Didn't you learn your lesson the first time, Mr. Romney? 1.2250 0.04501 120 97 19 4
1671 You wouldn’t happen to work at the CRISPR lab? 1.2250 0.04654 120 98 17 5
1672 That’s a beautiful German shepbird. 1.2250 0.04501 120 97 19 4
1673 Sorry officer, my dog's very light on his feet. 1.2250 0.04342 120 96 21 3
1674 Marjorie wants you and Felicia to come for lunch next Thursday. She’s making cornbread. 1.2250 0.05085 120 101 11 8
1675 And, inflating your dog with helium is a separate offense, sir. 1.2250 0.04501 120 97 19 4
1676 Airdales are illegal in this park. 1.2250 0.04178 120 95 23 2
1677 You still have to clean up after it! 1.2250 0.04802 120 99 15 6
1678 If pigs can fly, so can he! 1.2250 0.04654 120 98 17 5
1679 Sir, that’s our drug sniffing dog and he’s high on something. 1.2250 0.04945 120 100 13 7
1680 Very clever. You still have to scoop. 1.2250 0.04342 120 96 21 3
1681 ...if he comes back, he’s yours; if he doesn’t he never was. 1.2250 0.04654 120 98 17 5
1682 I don't care if he is an Airedale, you're in the wrong park. 1.2250 0.04342 120 96 21 3
1683 Sir, please clean up after your kite. 1.2250 0.04007 120 94 25 1
1684 Is he airbroken? 1.2250 0.04178 120 95 23 2
1685 Yes, it rhymes with "Bite Bark" and no that's not close enough. 1.2250 0.04178 120 95 23 2
1686 Next thing ya know it'll be raining kites and dogs. 1.2250 0.04501 120 97 19 4
1687 Nice Airdale. 1.2250 0.04342 120 96 21 3
1688 I don't care if your dog can fly. Get him down. 1.2250 0.04501 120 97 19 4
1689 Sir, I'm from the FAA. You'll have to reel him in - support animals were banned from this airspace last week 1.2250 0.04501 120 97 19 4
1690 ThePiñata Park is to right 1.2250 0.04654 120 98 17 5
1691 There's been a report of illegal kite fighting. 1.2250 0.04178 120 95 23 2
1692 OK it's an Airedale but it's still the wrong park. 1.2250 0.04342 120 96 21 3
1693 Are you aware your service dog is high on the job? 1.2250 0.04802 120 99 15 6
1694 Sir, I'm sorry, but the dog-flying contest is over at TEDDY Roosevelt Park. 1.2250 0.04342 120 96 21 3
1695 May I also assume that you brought bags with you? 1.2250 0.04178 120 95 23 2
1696 Don't tell me your dog got into your medical marijuana again. 1.2250 0.03828 120 93 27 0
1697 What do you feed her? Mine can't even jump onto the couch. 1.2250 0.04501 120 97 19 4
1698 Mr. Romney? 1.2250 0.04501 120 97 19 4
1699 New York City leashes must not exceed six feet. 1.2250 0.04654 120 98 17 5
1700 You fly him, fine. He flies you, an issue. 1.2250 0.04501 120 97 19 4
1701 I don't care how much gas he has, you can't fly him here. 1.2250 0.04178 120 95 23 2
1702 Correct Sir, the code may not fully reflect our commitment to diversity, equity and inclusion but he’ll have to relocate to the dog Park nonetheless 1.2250 0.04501 120 97 19 4
1703 Just make sure he doesn't mark his territory! 1.2250 0.04178 120 95 23 2
1704 but he is so happy... 1.2250 0.04342 120 96 21 3
1705 Yeah, his name is Roosevelt. 1.2250 0.04802 120 99 15 6
1706 You think you're really clever,don't you? 1.2250 0.04178 120 95 23 2
1707 So will he stay floating in the yard or do you have to tie him to a post? 1.2250 0.05085 120 101 11 8
1708 It's fine to fly your dog, but you've still got to pick up the poop. 1.2250 0.04501 120 97 19 4
1709 We're investigating a report of some stolen helium. 1.2250 0.04178 120 95 23 2
1710 No, sir. I haven't seen "All dogs go to heaven 2" 1.2250 0.04501 120 97 19 4
1711 Sorry sir, there is no doggy style in this park 1.2241 0.04257 116 92 22 2
1712 A kite-o-doodle? Seriously? 1.2222 0.04719 117 96 16 5
1713 I told him, 'Look, kites!', but he heard, 'Look, cats!' 1.2222 0.04719 117 96 16 5
1714 I don't care if it is and airedale; no dogs in the park! 1.2222 0.04560 117 95 18 4
1715 I don't know what you did with him but I saw you come in with a dog. 1.2222 0.04396 117 94 20 3
1716 Sir, I’ve told you before - it’s only good luck if a bird does it. 1.2222 0.04560 117 95 18 4
1717 It doesn't matter. Last week it was a pig. 1.2222 0.04873 117 97 14 6
1718 If those were raindrops, why don't I see any clouds then? 1.2222 0.04396 117 94 20 3
1719 This isn’t what ‘all dogs go to heaven’ means 1.2222 0.04396 117 94 20 3
1720 I'm sorry, sir, but you must be licensed to fly a dog. 1.2222 0.04396 117 94 20 3
1721 But if your airedale likes to fly, and the lap dogs are running around the track, what are the poodles doing? 1.2222 0.04560 117 95 18 4
1722 You single handedly are responsible for ten new pages in the handbook. 1.2222 0.04719 117 96 16 5
1723 I've heard of Labradoodles and Puggles, but I always thought a Beagle was just a Beagle. 1.2222 0.04396 117 94 20 3
1724 Well, sir, that all depends on how you define 'kite' 1.2222 0.04046 117 92 24 1
1725 Yes, he's high as a kite, but he's not in fact a kite! 1.2222 0.04560 117 95 18 4
1726 You're telling me your dog at your kite? 1.2222 0.04719 117 96 16 5
1727 I am sorry sir, only live pigs are allowed to be flown. 1.2222 0.04560 117 95 18 4
1728 Were you the guy who was walking a kite at the dog park? 1.2222 0.04560 117 95 18 4
1729 Your kite defecated on a five year old. 1.2222 0.04225 117 93 22 2
1730 I don't care if she is an Airedale, no dogs are allowed in the park. 1.2222 0.04719 117 96 16 5
1731 Mr. Romney, we've had some complaints. 1.2222 0.04873 117 97 14 6
1732 Sir, your leash can be no longer than six feet. 1.2222 0.04396 117 94 20 3
1733 Don't forget to pick up after your kite. 1.2222 0.04225 117 93 22 2
1734 I don't care if they named the park after him. 1.2222 0.04719 117 96 16 5
1735 You know the law. Flying dogs need to wear helmets. 1.2222 0.04396 117 94 20 3
1736 Taking the dog days of summer to new heights, are you? 1.2222 0.04560 117 95 18 4
1737 I don't care that he's an Airedale, this park is only for kites. 1.2222 0.04560 117 95 18 4
1738 On leash isn't the issue, sir. 1.2222 0.04560 117 95 18 4
1739 Box kites are fine, but boxers are out of the question. 1.2222 0.04560 117 95 18 4
1740 But officer, the sign said 'Dogs allowed on leash.' 1.2222 0.04560 117 95 18 4
1741 I'm going to have to issue you a ticket for violating the laws of gravity. 1.2222 0.04396 117 94 20 3
1742 I'm sure your grandpa was in dogfights as a war pilot too but he describing something completely different to you 1.2222 0.04719 117 96 16 5
1743 I don't care if it's and airedale, it still animal cruelty. 1.2222 0.04560 117 95 18 4
1744 I’m not the owner, just the flyer. 1.2222 0.04560 117 95 18 4
1745 Yes, a proper leash is required. 1.2222 0.04396 117 94 20 3
1746 It's not the flying. It's the howling. 1.2222 0.04719 117 96 16 5
1747 Yes,the park rules say you you can walk your fighting dog,or you can fly a fighting kite,but you cannot fly a fighting dog. 1.2222 0.04873 117 97 14 6
1748 What kind of "assist animal" do you call that? 1.2222 0.04560 117 95 18 4
1749 Is your Airedale licensed? 1.2222 0.04560 117 95 18 4
1750 It's my new hybreed model. 1.2222 0.04560 117 95 18 4
1751 Sir, is that dog an Airedale? 1.2222 0.04560 117 95 18 4
1752 Excuse me sir, but aerial dogfights are strictly prohibited. 1.2222 0.04046 117 92 24 1
1753 Sorry Sir, but we need that dog on a leash, not a string. 1.2222 0.04719 117 96 16 5
1754 Service animal or not, sir, that dog don't fly here. 1.2222 0.04396 117 94 20 3
1755 I don’t care if you named your dog “Kite”. 1.2222 0.04873 117 97 14 6
1756 I know that he's an Airdale, but that doesn't give you permission to fly that dog here! 1.2222 0.04719 117 96 16 5
1757 I'm a cat person myself. 1.2222 0.04225 117 93 22 2
1758 He was reluctant at first, but know that he has learned to fly, I have to keep him on a short leash 1.2222 0.04560 117 95 18 4
1759 Is that your spirit animal? 1.2222 0.03860 117 91 26 0
1760 I know it’s an Airedale, sir, but this park is for kites. 1.2222 0.04873 117 97 14 6
1761 Glad to see you're obeying the leash law sir. 1.2222 0.04719 117 96 16 5
1762 No, I don't believe he is your seeing eye dog. 1.2222 0.03860 117 91 26 0
1763 You realize you'll have to clean up after it. 1.2222 0.04873 117 97 14 6
1764 Sorry officer, he got into the pixie dust again. 1.2222 0.04396 117 94 20 3
1765 He's scouting for a fire hydrant 1.2222 0.04560 117 95 18 4
1766 His favorite movie is Up. 1.2222 0.04873 117 97 14 6
1767 The balloon man is missing his helium tank 1.2222 0.04719 117 96 16 5
1768 Apparently you haven't read the fine print on our leash law. 1.2222 0.04396 117 94 20 3
1769 Was the dog park that boring? 1.2222 0.04873 117 97 14 6
1770 You're not fooling anyone, mister. There's a dog on the end of that string. Bring him down now and get a a license. 1.2222 0.03860 117 91 26 0
1771 You've got to do something about the slobber! 1.2222 0.04719 117 96 16 5
1772 I've heard of bird dogs... just never seen one. 1.2222 0.04396 117 94 20 3
1773 I hear what you're saying, but he's technically not "On the Grass." 1.2222 0.04046 117 92 24 1
1774 I hope you brought a plastic bag. 1.2222 0.04560 117 95 18 4
1775 Our vet prescribed him cannabis oil for his anxiety. 1.2222 0.05021 117 98 12 7
1776 The leash law specifically says 'attached to collar'" 1.2222 0.05166 117 99 10 8
1777 You still need to curb your dog, sir. 1.2222 0.04046 117 92 24 1
1778 The dog park is at the other end of town. Just thought you might like to know. 1.2222 0.04719 117 96 16 5
1779 The dog days are over, sir. The dog days are done. 1.2222 0.04719 117 96 16 5
1780 You can dogfight, but he has to be muzzled. 1.2222 0.04396 117 94 20 3
1781 We heard that companion dogs are now able to fly free. 1.2222 0.04719 117 96 16 5
1782 That's not quite what we had in mind when we passed the leash law, sir. 1.2222 0.04873 117 97 14 6
1783 He may be on a leash, but clearly he's high as a kite. 1.2222 0.04873 117 97 14 6
1784 Either I'm high as a kite... or your dog is. 1.2222 0.04396 117 94 20 3
1785 Sir, just what have you been feeding your dog? 1.2222 0.04719 117 96 16 5
1786 Again, sir, it's not a 'kite' if you have to force-feed it helium for it to fly. 1.2222 0.04225 117 93 22 2
1787 I admit his acrobatic precision is impressive, but I didn't say clean up your dog's LOOPS. 1.2222 0.04560 117 95 18 4
1788 Ask him if he can see any illegal immigrants. 1.2222 0.04719 117 96 16 5
1789 It's actually called 'Downward Dog' and you want the Yoga Park. 1.2222 0.03860 117 91 26 0
1790 Where's your poop drone? 1.2222 0.04719 117 96 16 5
1791 all dogs go to heaven, unless tied to a string. 1.2222 0.04719 117 96 16 5
1792 Pigs, not dogs. 1.2222 0.04719 117 96 16 5
1793 And then she texted me to ‘go fly a kit.’ 1.2222 0.04560 117 95 18 4
1794 Tell him to sit. 1.2222 0.05166 117 99 10 8
1795 It may have a tail, but that doesn't make it a kite. 1.2222 0.04396 117 94 20 3
1796 Sure. "Man kites dog...." Very clever. 1.2222 0.04873 117 97 14 6
1797 You're under a pet. 1.2222 0.04719 117 96 16 5
1798 https://www.caninejournal.com/dogs-and-marijuana/ 1.2222 0.04396 117 94 20 3
1799 Being on-leash and being a kite are distinctly different issues, sir. 1.2222 0.04560 117 95 18 4
1800 No, seriously, what is wrong with you? 1.2222 0.04873 117 97 14 6
1801 Keep him away from the flying squirrels. 1.2222 0.04225 117 93 22 2
1802 Let me guess. You're dog's name is Roosevelt? 1.2222 0.04560 117 95 18 4
1803 You're violating the spirit of the leash law. 1.2222 0.04560 117 95 18 4
1804 Yes, we're all very impressed you have a trained rat that flies. But this is a kite-flying contest. 1.2222 0.04719 117 96 16 5
1805 I don't care if he is a skye terrier, bring him down! 1.2222 0.04396 117 94 20 3
1806 I don't care if your dog's name is Roosevelt. 1.2222 0.04560 117 95 18 4
1807 Is that an Airedale terrier? 1.2222 0.04873 117 97 14 6
1808 Don't you think this is a strange hobby for a taxidermist? 1.2222 0.04719 117 96 16 5
1809 A lot of people would reject a dog that identified as a kite. 1.2222 0.04225 117 93 22 2
1810 Is that one of those new Labrokites? 1.2222 0.04719 117 96 16 5
1811 What kind of stomach issues? 1.2222 0.04560 117 95 18 4
1812 It's okay, sir. I did that to my ex-wife's cat. There is nothing in the books, specifically, about repurposing an animal. Carry on. 1.2222 0.04560 117 95 18 4
1813 I'm afraid we no longer allow emotional-support animals. 1.2222 0.04719 117 96 16 5
1814 Yes, officer, this is his leash. 1.2222 0.04396 117 94 20 3
1815 Sorry sir, border collies have recently been added to our no-fly policy 1.2222 0.04396 117 94 20 3
1816 Curb your enthusiasm. 1.2222 0.04719 117 96 16 5
1817 Your kite just violated the Airborne Particulate Matter Ordinance. 1.2222 0.05021 117 98 12 7
1818 So, you're telling me you know nothing about the dog poop on my hat? 1.2222 0.04396 117 94 20 3
1819 No hot doggin. 1.2222 0.04225 117 93 22 2
1820 Balloon clown isn’t pressing charges. Now, about that missing helium tank... 1.2222 0.04560 117 95 18 4
1821 So, he's an Airedale? 1.2222 0.04225 117 93 22 2
1822 Aren't you the guy who was pulling a kite on a leash, at the dog park? 1.2222 0.04560 117 95 18 4
1823 No, Officer, I will NOT put him down. 1.2222 0.04560 117 95 18 4
1824 ...and then she said, yeah right! When dogs fly... 1.2222 0.04719 117 96 16 5
1825 It doesn't look like a pig to me 1.2222 0.04225 117 93 22 2
1826 Yes, I do think that doggie diapers would address all of my concerns. 1.2222 0.04396 117 94 20 3
1827 So,What Does the Fox Say? 1.2222 0.04560 117 95 18 4
1828 I thought dogs were allowed so long as they are on a leash. 1.2222 0.04719 117 96 16 5
1829 Well I don't think it was good luck. 1.2222 0.04046 117 92 24 1
1830 As long as you keep him on a leash... 1.2222 0.04396 117 94 20 3
1831 Leashes actually aren't required in the kite park 1.2222 0.04225 117 93 22 2
1832 Pigs are the only animal allowed to fly here. 1.2222 0.04396 117 94 20 3
1833 Airedales only. 1.2222 0.04719 117 96 16 5
1834 ‘This is an off-leash dog park. 1.2222 0.04719 117 96 16 5
1835 Please pick up after your kite. 1.2222 0.04873 117 97 14 6
1836 You have the leash, now you need the plastic bag. 1.2222 0.04396 117 94 20 3
1837 There's laws against feeding helium to vermin. 1.2222 0.04560 117 95 18 4
1838 Airedale, Schmerdale. No Dogs means No Dogs. 1.2222 0.04225 117 93 22 2
1839 Very amusing. but can he roll over and play dead? 1.2222 0.04560 117 95 18 4
1840 Im trying, but he doesn't listen to commands. 1.2222 0.04560 117 95 18 4
1841 We have an ordinance against protest kiting. 1.2222 0.04396 117 94 20 3
1842 No, sir, the fact that he's an Airedale doesn't help. 1.2222 0.04225 117 93 22 2
1843 I think you want the off-leash park down the road. 1.2222 0.04560 117 95 18 4
1844 What other tricks does he do? 1.2222 0.04396 117 94 20 3
1845 That’s very impressive, sir, but you still have to clean up after him. 1.2222 0.04046 117 92 24 1
1846 Kite Park", "Dog Park", so now the government is telling me what I can bring to the park 1.2222 0.04719 117 96 16 5
1847 Maybe he's a float, but he's not a kite. 1.2222 0.04225 117 93 22 2
1848 Kale, it gives him gas 1.2222 0.04719 117 96 16 5
1849 Sir, your dog is as high as a kite. 1.2222 0.04560 117 95 18 4
1850 I'm sorry,sir,but helium-filled dogs are against the rules. 1.2222 0.04560 117 95 18 4
1851 There have been complaints about the excessive barking. 1.2222 0.04719 117 96 16 5
1852 Just be sure to clean up after your "kite". 1.2222 0.04873 117 97 14 6
1853 It won't work - that's not a pig. 1.2222 0.04560 117 95 18 4
1854 I'm not sure of his breed, I got him from the shelter. 1.2222 0.04719 117 96 16 5
1855 He's Gassy 1.2212 0.04659 113 92 17 4
1856 I'm more impressed than mad. 1.2202 0.04582 109 88 18 3
1857 Sir, I'd need you to put it down. 1.2193 0.04273 114 91 21 2
1858 I thought it was a dog park and didn't want to disappoint him. 1.2174 0.04585 115 94 17 4
1859 Let me guess, she got into your stash again. 1.2174 0.04240 115 92 21 2
1860 Sir, we’ve had some complaints that your dog has been, shall we say, “letting it fly.” 1.2174 0.04240 115 92 21 2
1861 Please take your kite for a walk. 1.2174 0.04585 115 94 17 4
1862 He found the mushrooms? 1.2174 0.04056 115 91 23 1
1863 Sorry. Yesterday was dog day. 1.2174 0.04749 115 95 15 5
1864 I don't care how many helium balloons your pooch swallowed! USE THE POOPER SCOOPER or I'm gonna put YOU in a cage! 1.2174 0.04416 115 93 19 3
1865 Makes it tougher to teach him to heel. 1.2174 0.04585 115 94 17 4
1866 I hope you walked him first. 1.2174 0.04585 115 94 17 4
1867 Just tell him to stop singing I Believe I Can Fly. 1.2174 0.04907 115 96 13 6
1868 I guess the Trump baby balloon got stuck at immigration? 1.2174 0.04416 115 93 19 3
1869 They told us the same thing at the dog park. 1.2174 0.04749 115 95 15 5
1870 Yes he flies like an eagle, but we just saw he craps like a seagull... a gross violation of the pet-poop ordinance. 1.2174 0.04585 115 94 17 4
1871 Sir, we’ve had several complaints regarding your kite not having been curbed before it was airborne. 1.2174 0.05060 115 97 11 7
1872 Sorry, but the flying weasel Park is two blocks from here. 1.2174 0.04585 115 94 17 4
1873 Sir, you will have to leave. This is kites for freedom event. The string theory and space alteration conference and faux news events are at the Manhattan Projects. 1.2174 0.04585 115 94 17 4
1874 You’ve got to take down your pit balloon. He’s intimidating the other kites. 1.2174 0.04749 115 95 15 5
1875 A seeing SKY dog?! Get out of here. 1.2174 0.04585 115 94 17 4
1876 You'll need plastic bags and a baseball mitt to fly your dog here. 1.2174 0.04240 115 92 21 2
1877 I don't care if his name is AKITE.....you can't fly him here... 1.2174 0.04749 115 95 15 5
1878 I couldn’t find a flying pig 1.2174 0.04240 115 92 21 2
1879 Rufus, is just super competitive. 1.2174 0.05060 115 97 11 7
1880 OK, I get it. The sign says, "No walking dogs in the park.". But we are still concerned about the fallout, 1.2174 0.04416 115 93 19 3
1881 Remember to clean up after your kite. 1.2174 0.04240 115 92 21 2
1882 I know not to leave him in the car 1.2174 0.04749 115 95 15 5
1883 Sorry officer, I can't hear you over this howling wind. 1.2162 0.04322 111 89 20 2
1884 He's fine officer - his bark is worse than his flight. 1.2162 0.03925 111 87 24 0
1885 You will have to leave sir--that is not rain! 1.2162 0.04686 111 91 16 4
1886 You read the sign. That's no pig. 1.2162 0.04322 111 89 20 2
1887 adfsafdadfsd 1.2162 0.04686 111 91 16 4
1888 Sorry, airedales don't qualify. 1.2162 0.03925 111 87 24 0
1889 Sir, you will have to come with me. You are attacking the laws of gravity. 1.2143 0.04982 112 94 12 6
1890 Either that's a kite looks like a dog or we got a problem. 1.2143 0.04982 112 94 12 6
1891 He's as high as a kite - bring that dog down. 1.2143 0.04818 112 93 14 5
1892 Sir, the Ki-O-Te park is down the street. 1.2143 0.04818 112 93 14 5
1893 "I'd like to see, both your dog's and your license sir. We've been getting complaints of 'canine droppings' falling on cars parked here in our lot." 1.2143 0.04648 112 92 16 4
1894 Yes, it's an off-leash park. But I wouldn't recommend it. 1.2143 0.04472 112 91 18 3
1895 Sir, I don't care that his name is Roosevelt. 1.2143 0.04472 112 91 18 3
1896 No, I haven't seen your cat. 1.2143 0.04096 112 89 22 1
1897 Sir, the saying is when pigs fly. 1.2143 0.04818 112 93 14 5
1898 I just like to remind people that taxidermy can be fun. 1.2143 0.05141 112 95 10 7
1899 I don't care if he has gas! 1.2143 0.04472 112 91 18 3
1900 Sir, that is not a pig. 1.2143 0.04982 112 94 12 6
1901 And what made you think this was a good idea? 1.2143 0.04472 112 91 18 3
1902 A woman complained that you didn't pick up after him and it ruined her hair. 1.2143 0.04982 112 94 12 6
1903 Reel! 1.2143 0.04648 112 92 16 4
1904 Okay. Just so we understand, you’ll bring him down when pigs fly. 1.2143 0.04288 112 90 20 2
1905 No, it doesn't matter that it's your emotional support animal. 1.2143 0.04648 112 92 16 4
1906 Sorry, no dogs allowed, including Airedale terriers. 1.2143 0.04472 112 91 18 3
1907 I'm afraid you're going to have to take your kite down or else risk being sued for libel by President Trump." 1.2143 0.04648 112 92 16 4
1908 Sorry. Even with this training, we still can't let your emotional support animal pilot the plane. 1.2143 0.04982 112 94 12 6
1909 Aren’t you a little old to believe in flying rats? 1.2143 0.05141 112 95 10 7
1910 Nice try. As soon as soon as he hits the ground you’re getting a ticket 1.2143 0.04288 112 90 20 2
1911 Excuse me sir, no dogs are allowed. 1.2143 0.04648 112 92 16 4
1912 Just because it can fart and fly does not mean it is a kite. 1.2143 0.04982 112 94 12 6
1913 Nice try Martin. The “No Dogs Allowed” sign still applies. 1.2143 0.04818 112 93 14 5
1914 The others are potty trained. 1.2143 0.04818 112 93 14 5
1915 Sir, for the last time, please stop inflating your dog! 1.2143 0.04472 112 91 18 3
1916 I can see he's leashed; it's the droppings I'm worried about. 1.2143 0.04648 112 92 16 4
1917 The Dump Trump Dog Park is on Pensylvania Avenue 1.2143 0.04288 112 90 20 2
1918 Sir, this is an off-leash park. 1.2143 0.04648 112 92 16 4
1919 Is that a new breed of Airedale? 1.2143 0.04818 112 93 14 5
1920 Sir, I'm afraid you'll need to take that back to the barking lot. 1.2143 0.04288 112 90 20 2
1921 Ok, look, here's the deal. Technically, he's now a bird, so if he poops, I don't have to clean it up. 1.2143 0.04648 112 92 16 4
1922 Well, if you can teach him to fly, it shouldn't be that hard to teach him not to pee while he's up there! 1.2143 0.04648 112 92 16 4
1923 Bowser may have gas but that does not qualify him as a kite. 1.2143 0.04288 112 90 20 2
1924 Nice try pal. The dog park is two blocks over. 1.2143 0.04648 112 92 16 4
1925 What? He’s not fond of walks?!… 1.2143 0.04982 112 94 12 6
1926 The novelty wore off when that dog started pooping. 1.2143 0.04982 112 94 12 6
1927 Is that a pig? 1.2143 0.04472 112 91 18 3
1928 I'd say you need to balance your dog's diet. 1.2143 0.04982 112 94 12 6
1929 The question now, sir, is whether the dog is walking you. 1.2143 0.04982 112 94 12 6
1930 Just make sure you pick up after him. 1.2143 0.04472 112 91 18 3
1931 I'm responding to a call about animal cruelty, but it looks like it's a little blown up 1.2143 0.04818 112 93 14 5
1932 We're getting complaints about the droppings. 1.2143 0.04818 112 93 14 5
1933 Gas? 1.2143 0.04472 112 91 18 3
1934 No Sir, New York’s “magic golden rain” is not a thing. 1.2143 0.04648 112 92 16 4
1935 His name is Roosevelt 1.2143 0.04288 112 90 20 2
1936 He ate all your edibles? 1.2143 0.04472 112 91 18 3
1937 What exactly did you feed him? 1.2143 0.04288 112 90 20 2
1938 Just stay clear of the empanada truck. 1.2143 0.04648 112 92 16 4
1939 This is not the place to get your dog high." 1.2143 0.04818 112 93 14 5
1940 We had a few complaints from the picnic grounds about scattered showers. 1.2143 0.04472 112 91 18 3
1941 We have an extremely unhappy wedding party downwind from that tree line... 1.2143 0.04648 112 92 16 4
1942 This used to be a dog park, we've had to adapt. 1.2143 0.04818 112 93 14 5
1943 No, it would not be okay if it were alive 1.2143 0.04472 112 91 18 3
1944 I can see he's leashed...You're just lucky I'm off doody. 1.2143 0.04648 112 92 16 4
1945 I will have to cite you, sir. That leash is far too long 1.2143 0.04288 112 90 20 2
1946 If pigs could fly, why are you settling for a dog? 1.2143 0.04818 112 93 14 5
1947 Officer, if you are asking where my pig learnt to fly, it was at Hogwarts 1.2143 0.05141 112 95 10 7
1948 Sir, you'll need to come with me. Your dog is as high as a kite. 1.2143 0.04982 112 94 12 6
1949 I appreciate Rex is trying to fit in, but it's still our policy. No dogs allowed. 1.2143 0.04472 112 91 18 3
1950 Sir - Airedale ‘s aren’t supposed to be airborne 1.2143 0.04818 112 93 14 5
1951 I'm sorry sir, only Airedale Terriers are allowed. 1.2143 0.04472 112 91 18 3
1952 Excuse me sir, did you happen to see a stray dog run by? 1.2143 0.04288 112 90 20 2
1953 I'm guessing the car window isn't cutting it. 1.2143 0.04288 112 90 20 2
1954 Watchdogs are only allowed at Nixon Kite Park. 1.2124 0.04254 113 91 20 2
1955 I don't care if it's name is Roosevelt, you can't fly your dog here! 1.2124 0.04779 113 94 14 5
1956 Your leash is longer than six feet. 1.2124 0.04064 113 90 22 1
1957 I'm sorry sir, this is an off-leash area. 1.2124 0.04064 113 90 22 1
1958 You couldn’t have at least neutered him first? 1.2124 0.04436 113 92 18 3
1959 I don't CARE if your dog IS named Roosevelt... 1.2124 0.04436 113 92 18 3
1960 He may well have gone before launch, but I'm not willing to take that chance. 1.2124 0.04611 113 93 16 4
1961 What's the dog's name? CGI. 1.2095 0.04426 105 85 18 2
1962 I don't care if your Airedale's named named after 2 former presidents, you, and he, cannot consume marijuana edibles in the park. 1.2095 0.04426 105 85 18 2
1963 Don't worry. He did his business before takeoff. 1.2095 0.04426 105 85 18 2
1964 Remember - the 'bag it' policy still applies. 1.2095 0.04214 105 84 20 1
1965 Is he Kite Park trained? 1.2095 0.04628 105 86 16 3
1966 Cheddar jump! Cheddar stay! 1.2095 0.04214 105 84 20 1
1967 While there's no specific code violation, I simply can't not write you up. 1.2095 0.04214 105 84 20 1
1968 As they always say, it’s not the dog in the kite, it’s the kite in the dog. 1.2095 0.04214 105 84 20 1
1969 Irrefutable proof? No. What I do have is poo on my hat. 1.2091 0.04104 110 88 21 1
1970 It's for bulls, moose, and kites only. 1.2091 0.04674 110 91 15 4
1971 You are attached to that? Just let it go. 1.2091 0.04492 110 90 17 3
1972 For the last time...NO dogs allowed in the park! 1.2091 0.04492 110 90 17 3
1973 And did you bring an umbrella for everyone? 1.2091 0.04849 110 92 13 5
1974 Is this some sort of protest? 1.2091 0.04492 110 90 17 3
1975 Of course, you are complying with our leash law, however, it is your failure to obey the pick up after your pet law that has everyone concerned. 1.2091 0.04674 110 91 15 4
1976 Sir, it’s starting to sprinkle. 1.2091 0.04674 110 91 15 4
1977 No flying dogs without a diaper. Period. 1.2091 0.04492 110 90 17 3
1978 Tethered and leashed are not the same thing. 1.2091 0.04674 110 91 15 4
1979 No, I'm not interested in how you train your bird dogs. I'd like to ask you a couple questions about a missing helium tank... 1.2091 0.04849 110 92 13 5
1980 I see your Lab's met his diet goal." 1.2091 0.04674 110 91 15 4
1981 Sorry, Sir. No dogs above four feet! 1.2091 0.04104 110 88 21 1
1982 If you would please stop challenging people to a "dog fight" we'd really appreciate it. 1.2091 0.04674 110 91 15 4
1983 No. And you can't walk your kite here, either. 1.2091 0.04492 110 90 17 3
1984 No, that doesn't count as being on leash. 1.2091 0.04492 110 90 17 3
1985 I’m sorry. But I’ve been delegated to this stupid New Yorker cartoon contest and I’’m supposed to ask you why your kite is so unconventional. 1.2091 0.04849 110 92 13 5
1986 I don’t care if his name is Teddy. 1.2091 0.04492 110 90 17 3
1987 At least it keeps him from chasing squirrels. 1.2091 0.04104 110 88 21 1
1988 We don't let kites in the dog park either. 1.2091 0.04674 110 91 15 4
1989 The dog is fine but you didn't clean up your helium canisters. 1.2091 0.04302 110 89 19 2
1990 OK - They're the same family, but it's not a flying squirrel 1.2091 0.04492 110 90 17 3
1991 you are OK but don't bring that Trump blimp here again! 1.2091 0.04302 110 89 19 2
1992 You could be the best K9 trainer this force has ever seen. 1.2091 0.04302 110 89 19 2
1993 The canine my friend is blowing in the wind, the canine is blowing in the wind. 1.2091 0.04674 110 91 15 4
1994 No dogs. Even on a leash. 1.2091 0.04492 110 90 17 3
1995 Mind helping me catch a flying squirrel? 1.2091 0.04492 110 90 17 3
1996 Sir, we removed all of the flying squirrels from the park last week. 1.2091 0.04674 110 91 15 4
1997 I do hope your kite is housebroken" 1.2091 0.04849 110 92 13 5
1998 Is he part airedale? 1.2091 0.04302 110 89 19 2
1999 No, a string is not a leash. 1.2091 0.04302 110 89 19 2
2000 OK, I'll let it go this time because he's on a leash. But you've got to clean up after him. 1.2091 0.04302 110 89 19 2
2001 Sir, your dog is not a kite! 1.2091 0.04492 110 90 17 3
2002 Final warning about the tail biting, Henry. 1.2091 0.04492 110 90 17 3
2003 Sorry,high string dogs not allowed. 1.2091 0.05182 110 94 9 7
2004 I think we can both agree my dog is above the leash law 1.2091 0.04302 110 89 19 2
2005 Sir. Pigeons are bad enough. Did you walk him first? 1.2091 0.04492 110 90 17 3
2006 Sir, please curb your dog before there is an unfortunate accident. 1.2091 0.04492 110 90 17 3
2007 Eleanor would not be amused. 1.2091 0.04492 110 90 17 3
2008 I don't care if he is an airedale. Get him down. 1.2091 0.04104 110 88 21 1
2009 I think you'd be better off at the dog park 1.2091 0.04674 110 91 15 4
2010 I don't see your plastic bags, sir. Or your catchers mitt. 1.2091 0.04849 110 92 13 5
2011 The dog park was too crowded. 1.2091 0.04492 110 90 17 3
2012 The Dog Park is around the corner. This park is only for Kites! 1.2091 0.04302 110 89 19 2
2013 Sir you can't fly dogs here." park official "I know I didn't think I could either!" man 1.2091 0.04674 110 91 15 4
2014 Catch anything' 1.2091 0.04674 110 91 15 4
2015 It's okay if you can document that it is an emotional support animal. 1.2091 0.04492 110 90 17 3
2016 No sir, a string is NOT a leash. 1.2091 0.05018 110 93 11 6
2017 It’s easy. First I reverse the vacuum cleaner hose............. 1.2091 0.04492 110 90 17 3
2018 Be sure to pick up after your kite. 1.2091 0.04104 110 88 21 1
2019 Empty your pockets. Your dog is higher than a kite. 1.2091 0.04492 110 90 17 3
2020 I don't care if FDR did have a dog, you can't fly dogs in the Kite Park! 1.2091 0.04492 110 90 17 3
2021 But he is on a leash. 1.2091 0.05182 110 94 9 7
2022 Good buoy! 1.2091 0.04104 110 88 21 1
2023 Delusions of grandeur? 1.2091 0.04674 110 91 15 4
2024 I'm afraid, sir, your leash is much too loose. 1.2091 0.04849 110 92 13 5
2025 But officer I'm not walking the dog 1.2091 0.04492 110 90 17 3
2026 Sir, I need you to move your illegally parked helium truck. 1.2091 0.05182 110 94 9 7
2027 I don't care how strong the wind is; the dog park is over there. 1.2091 0.04674 110 91 15 4
2028 He's as high as a kite, sir, so it's painfully clear that you have NOT been keeping him off of the grass! 1.2091 0.04849 110 92 13 5
2029 Wolf in Kite's Clothing. 1.2091 0.04302 110 89 19 2
2030 You are a sick puppy. 1.2091 0.04674 110 91 15 4
2031 Did I feel a raindrop? 1.2091 0.04849 110 92 13 5
2032 It is ok officer he thinks he is a pig 1.2091 0.04492 110 90 17 3
2033 Isn’t it a little hot to be wearing a jacket, sir? 1.2091 0.04674 110 91 15 4
2034 He’s an Airedale’s you know. 1.2091 0.04104 110 88 21 1
2035 Constipated? 1.2091 0.04674 110 91 15 4
2036 I hope he went before he came. 1.2091 0.04674 110 91 15 4
2037 It's ok; he's an Airdale. 1.2091 0.04104 110 88 21 1
2038 But it is a leash! 1.2091 0.04849 110 92 13 5
2039 Sir, would you mind holding this string? I got to go take a leak. 1.2091 0.04849 110 92 13 5
2040 Well, he flies as high as a kite. 1.2091 0.04492 110 90 17 3
2041 When I graduated from dogcatcher school, they gave everyone a comically oversized butterfly net. "Why would I ever need *this* thing," I said. 1.2091 0.04492 110 90 17 3
2042 Sir, I need to ask you to keep your dog on a shorter leash. 1.2091 0.04492 110 90 17 3
2043 For the last time, stop shouting "Yabbidi dabbidi do" . It isn't even a bear. 1.2091 0.04492 110 90 17 3
2044 Airedales must be grounded in the park. 1.2091 0.04302 110 89 19 2
2045 I don't care if you filled him with helium, this park is for kites only. 1.2091 0.04492 110 90 17 3
2046 It’s always refreshing to find someone else who recycles and reuses. 1.2091 0.04674 110 91 15 4
2047 Sir, the ordinance clearly states that leashes must not exceed 8 feet. 1.2091 0.04674 110 91 15 4
2048 Sir, you are allowed to off-leash your pet during these hours. 1.2091 0.04674 110 91 15 4
2049 We've had a few complaints about dog droppings. 1.2091 0.04849 110 92 13 5
2050 I used to be a helium salesman. He's my emotional support service dog. 1.2091 0.04492 110 90 17 3
2051 Good try with the helium sir, but you must move to the dog park. 1.2091 0.04104 110 88 21 1
2052 His name is Sam, he is a therapy dog and usually flies a couple of times a week. 1.2075 0.04179 106 85 20 1
2053 Lady over there says you got her kite stuck up in a tree. 1.2072 0.04635 111 92 15 4
2054 You seem like you would benefit from a review of the leash laws in certain areas of the community. 1.2056 0.04351 107 87 18 2
2055 I see he's back on a low carb diet. 1.2056 0.04144 107 86 20 1
2056 You're okay as long as you keep your kite on the leash. 1.2056 0.04922 107 90 12 5
2057 No sir, the forecast for today is not cloudy with a chance of milk bones. 1.2056 0.04922 107 90 12 5
2058 Sir, it's no longer a dog park. 1.2056 0.04922 107 90 12 5
2059 This is not my dog! 1.2056 0.04739 107 89 14 4
2060 She watched All Dogs Go to Heaven. But it's not her time. 1.2056 0.04922 107 90 12 5
2061 Well because Sir, kites don’t poop. 1.2056 0.04550 107 88 16 3
2062 Sure he loves it. But is he potty trained? 1.2056 0.04144 107 86 20 1
2063 We need more like you. 1.2056 0.04922 107 90 12 5
2064 Don't think you're the first one pulling this off. 1.2056 0.05098 107 91 10 6
2065 I hope for your sake that your bark is worse than your kite. 1.2056 0.04550 107 88 16 3
2066 You see, not all dogs go to heaven! 1.2056 0.04144 107 86 20 1
2067 That's great: he flies. Ya still gotta pick up his poop. 1.2056 0.04922 107 90 12 5
2068 I wouldn't send a dog out on a kite like this! 1.2056 0.04739 107 89 14 4
2069 He got into my edibles. 1.2056 0.04550 107 88 16 3
2070 Sir, I believe your have your dog high on something. 1.2056 0.04739 107 89 14 4
2071 You two mastered fetch? 1.2056 0.04739 107 89 14 4
2072 I don’t care if she’s an airedale, sir. 1.2056 0.04351 107 87 18 2
2073 That's one of the disadvantages of owning an Airedale. 1.2056 0.04351 107 87 18 2
2074 Are you telling me your dog is high as a kite? 1.2056 0.04739 107 89 14 4
2075 I'm sorry sir. You'll still need a scooper. 1.2056 0.04144 107 86 20 1
2076 I suggest you change your dog's diet away from beans. 1.2056 0.04550 107 88 16 3
2077 Sorry sir, it doesn’t matter if his feet are not on the ground, the leash cannot be longer than 6 feet 1.2056 0.04550 107 88 16 3
2078 I captured Underdog, I trained Underdog. He was a friend of mine. Sir, that is no Underdog. 1.2056 0.04739 107 89 14 4
2079 Sir, do I have to remind you again? 1.2056 0.04922 107 90 12 5
2080 Sorry, no dog flighting allowed. 1.2056 0.04550 107 88 16 3
2081 Does your dog have a license to fly 1.2056 0.04550 107 88 16 3
2082 You bet I'm bird-dogging you. 1.2056 0.04351 107 87 18 2
2083 House trained and parked trained are not the same thing . 1.2054 0.04039 112 90 21 1
2084 We don't supply poop bags so I hope you brought your own. 1.2054 0.03834 112 89 23 0
2085 Sir, no dog flyers are permitted in this park. 1.2054 0.04039 112 90 21 1
2086 No! I do not appreciate your dog-gone joke! 1.2054 0.04039 112 90 21 1
2087 Pomeravian? 1.2041 0.04577 98 80 16 2
2088 No sir, you're fine, I'm just wondering how you trained him to do that? 1.2039 0.04221 103 83 19 1
2089 Please clean up aft your dog. 1.2039 0.04441 103 84 17 2
2090 Sure, but can she sit? 1.2037 0.04315 108 88 18 2
2091 His bark is worse than his flight! 1.2037 0.04315 108 88 18 2
2092 This isn't what I meant when I said that you have to use a leash here. 1.2019 0.04808 104 87 13 4
2093 What do you mean ‘If pigs could fly’? 1.2019 0.04402 104 85 17 2
2094 Sir, your kite has the wrong kind of tail. 1.2019 0.04609 104 86 15 3
2095 Your dog still needs to be on a leash. 1.2019 0.04808 104 87 13 4
2096 I was born female, so I can relate. 1.2019 0.04808 104 87 13 4
2097 I get bloated after Mexican. 1.2019 0.04402 104 85 17 2
2098 Sir please move to the designated dog flying area of the park. 1.2019 0.04609 104 86 15 3
2099 Dog poop, officer? I don't even have a dog. 1.2019 0.04402 104 85 17 2
2100 I am a kiting specialist, usually checks, but trying dogs today. Gotta problem with that? 1.2019 0.04808 104 87 13 4
2101 Too small for the Macy’s parade? 1.2019 0.04609 104 86 15 3
2102 I’m afraid a kite tether still doesn’t qualify as a leash, sir. 1.2019 0.04185 104 84 19 1
2103 Good looking Airedale. 1.2019 0.04609 104 86 15 3
2104 I’m sorry Sir, but a leash is not allowed to exceed a length of 5 feet. 1.2019 0.04998 104 88 11 5
2105 I understand how important the tail is, but... 1.2019 0.04609 104 86 15 3
2106 I'm sorry, sir, it's not the dog itself that's the issue. It's just ... cleaning up after him can become quite messy. 1.2019 0.04609 104 86 15 3
2107 His name is Washington, I didn't think anyone would notice 1.2019 0.04609 104 86 15 3
2108 Sir, you'll have to come back during off-leash hours. 1.2019 0.04185 104 84 19 1
2109 This is the last time I am going to warn you about getting that dog high! 1.2019 0.05182 104 89 9 6
2110 Sir, you’re going to have but keep that kite on a tighter leash. 1.2019 0.04402 104 85 17 2
2111 He dreamt he could fly--and voila!? 1.2019 0.04609 104 86 15 3
2112 Sir, this is not a pet-free zone. 1.2019 0.04609 104 86 15 3
2113 Is that a kite or a helium sniffer dog? 1.2019 0.04808 104 87 13 4
2114 No nude kites. 1.2019 0.04609 104 86 15 3
2115 I used an airhose. 1.2019 0.04609 104 86 15 3
2116 Sir, I said curb your dog. C-U-R-B. 1.2019 0.04609 104 86 15 3
2117 Sir, the dog park is two blocks east. 1.2019 0.04402 104 85 17 2
2118 But sir, my dog enjoys getting high. 1.2019 0.04808 104 87 13 4
2119 Nice hat. 1.2019 0.04808 104 87 13 4
2120 Filling your dog with helium, is considered animal cruelty, regardless of his preference to fly. 1.2019 0.04609 104 86 15 3
2121 Your kite's tail is the best out here. 1.2019 0.04808 104 87 13 4
2122 Sir, we don;t approve of you making mockery of the president that way!! 1.2019 0.04609 104 86 15 3
2123 This isn’t Dog Day Afternoon. 1.2019 0.04609 104 86 15 3
2124 I thought Retrievers were afraid of heights. 1.2019 0.04609 104 86 15 3
2125 You might want stop feeding your dog so many beans. 1.2019 0.04609 104 86 15 3
2126 The expression is 'When pigs fly', not 'When dogs fly'. 1.2019 0.04609 104 86 15 3
2127 Why not? I thouvgh only pigs can't fly. 1.2019 0.04808 104 87 13 4
2128 Look out! He's about to take his 9:30... 1.2019 0.04402 104 85 17 2
2129 But the pet shop told me he's an Airedale! 1.2019 0.04402 104 85 17 2
2130 It's flying kites and dogs. 1.2019 0.04185 104 84 19 1
2131 What else can you train your dog to fetch? 1.2019 0.04808 104 87 13 4
2132 No flying dogs. Really annoys the flying squirrels. 1.2019 0.04808 104 87 13 4
2133 Do you smell updog? 1.2019 0.04808 104 87 13 4
2134 I'll be impressed when it's a pig. 1.2019 0.04609 104 86 15 3
2135 No sir, that was not rain. 1.2019 0.04609 104 86 15 3
2136 And what sort of drugs did the dog take, sir? 1.2019 0.04402 104 85 17 2
2137 No Airedales allowed. 1.2019 0.04808 104 87 13 4
2138 It's actually rabbit season. 1.2019 0.04402 104 85 17 2
2139 Um, sir. I know they say 'whatever flies your kite'... 1.2019 0.04808 104 87 13 4
2140 It's "if pigs could fly." 1.2019 0.04808 104 87 13 4
2141 Airedale, Schmairedale, get it down!! 1.2019 0.04609 104 86 15 3
2142 You're under arrest for feeding cannabis to a dog. 1.2019 0.04402 104 85 17 2
2143 Emotional support animals are not allowed to fly here. 1.2019 0.04402 104 85 17 2
2144 It’s a Trump Baloon... 1.2019 0.04808 104 87 13 4
2145 Sorry - no balloon animals. 1.2019 0.04808 104 87 13 4
2146 You can fly him here, but you'll have to land in the dog park. 1.2019 0.04609 104 86 15 3
2147 You might have a chance if it was a teddy bear. 1.2019 0.04185 104 84 19 1
2148 Sir, the tail of your kite is not the regulated length. 1.2019 0.04998 104 88 11 5
2149 We don't allow gas operated kites in this park. 1.2019 0.04185 104 84 19 1
2150 If we make an exception for you, we'll have to make it for everyone. 1.2019 0.04609 104 86 15 3
2151 I don’t care if the people at the dog park thought he’d be more comfortable here. 1.2019 0.04402 104 85 17 2
2152 Just be careful he doesn't slip the leash. 1.2019 0.04402 104 85 17 2
2153 Sir, Mr. Wonka would like to have a word. 1.2019 0.04185 104 84 19 1
2154 Sir, it really doesn't matter if his name is Skye... 1.2019 0.04609 104 86 15 3
2155 Sorry, sir. A kite string isn't the same as a dog leash. 1.2019 0.04808 104 87 13 4
2156 Hey Buddy, Don't try to impress me! You should've seen the pterodactyl that was here last week. 1.2019 0.04609 104 86 15 3
2157 He's half-terrier, half-helium. 1.2019 0.03955 104 83 21 0
2158 A tethered Airedale drone does not qualify as a kite. 1.2019 0.04609 104 86 15 3
2159 It's still No Dogs in this area ... 1.2019 0.04609 104 86 15 3
2160 Sir, please pick up after your dog. 1.2019 0.04808 104 87 13 4
2161 Good morning, Mr. Romney. 1.2019 0.04185 104 84 19 1
2162 You know we lost Benji that way. 1.2019 0.04402 104 85 17 2
2163 Don't fly him over anyone. 1.2019 0.04808 104 87 13 4
2164 If he exhales, you're toast. 1.2019 0.04609 104 86 15 3
2165 And how, exactly, will you curb your dog? 1.2019 0.04402 104 85 17 2
2166 I understand it has a tail but it's not a kite. 1.2019 0.03955 104 83 21 0
2167 I suppose you have a drone poop bag as well? 1.2019 0.04402 104 85 17 2
2168 Sir, you're gonna have to curb your lighter-than-airedale. 1.2019 0.04998 104 88 11 5
2169 Not just animal control. I can't even count how many FAA regulations you're breaking. 1.2019 0.04402 104 85 17 2
2170 Dog parks are for sissies. 1.2019 0.04185 104 84 19 1
2171 Full moon tonight? 1.2019 0.04402 104 85 17 2
2172 \ he is too a kite. see his tail." 1.2019 0.04808 104 87 13 4
2173 Is that a rescue kite? 1.2019 0.04998 104 88 11 5
2174 What do you mean, “that’s not a kite”? 1.2019 0.04808 104 87 13 4
2175 You can't fly your dog in here buddy, you know that 1.2019 0.04609 104 86 15 3
2176 No it does not count as a leash and yes it is going to cost you 35 bucks. 1.2019 0.04609 104 86 15 3
2177 You need to diaper your kite. 1.2019 0.04808 104 87 13 4
2178 Sir I have good news. We found your cat. 1.2019 0.04609 104 86 15 3
2179 He has to stop marking the other kites with his scent. 1.2019 0.04609 104 86 15 3
2180 Well, I guess your dog is technically on a leash. 1.2019 0.04402 104 85 17 2
2181 Kite" is a subjective term, don't you think 1.2019 0.04402 104 85 17 2
2182 License and registration please. 1.2019 0.04808 104 87 13 4
2183 Sorry, guidelines call for a 2-foot tail that curls gently in the wind. 1.2019 0.05182 104 89 9 6
2184 Sir, that is not the proper way to keep your dog on a leash here. 1.2019 0.04402 104 85 17 2
2185 It's OK - he's a Skye Terrier! 1.2019 0.04609 104 86 15 3
2186 Sorry, but I can't let you have a dog in this flight. 1.2019 0.04609 104 86 15 3
2187 'When dogs fly' is just a distorted expression, sir. 1.2019 0.04609 104 86 15 3
2188 We've had some rather specific complaints from people on the ground. 1.2019 0.04609 104 86 15 3
2189 Sir, I don't know what an "Underdog" is but its scaring the children. 1.2019 0.04402 104 85 17 2
2190 No, this area is for kites, its not a dog run. 1.2019 0.04185 104 84 19 1
2191 Be sure to pick up after your kite, sir. 1.2019 0.04609 104 86 15 3
2192 I'm afraid of kites. 1.2019 0.04185 104 84 19 1
2193 That's a bit ruff for this park. 1.2019 0.04998 104 88 11 5
2194 Your ‘toxonomic dilemma’ aside, I say if it poops it belongs in the dog park. 1.2019 0.04402 104 85 17 2
2195 The wind howls at Kite Park even without your help, mister. 1.2019 0.04402 104 85 17 2
2196 If that's the case, I'll need to see the emotional support animal documentation. 1.2019 0.04998 104 88 11 5
2197 Yea, she’s an Airedale... 1.2019 0.04185 104 84 19 1
2198 I advise you to reduce the cannabis snacks. 1.2019 0.04609 104 86 15 3
2199 When you come to the end of your leash, tie a knot and hang on. 1.2019 0.04402 104 85 17 2
2200 Or maybe just crack the widow when you drive 1.2019 0.04185 104 84 19 1
2201 No more Trump kites -- period. 1.2019 0.04998 104 88 11 5
2202 It's okay officer. I'm flying with a service dog. 1.2019 0.04609 104 86 15 3
2203 Sir, I hope your kite is potty-trained. 1.2000 0.04020 100 80 20 0
2204 And I suppose you’re going to make me clean up after the birds now, too? 1.2000 0.04020 100 80 20 0
2205 I don’t care if your dog’s name is Kite 1.2000 0.04264 100 81 18 1
2206 Sir, pumping up your dog with helium is a no-no, and yes I know this used to be the Dog Park! 1.2000 0.04264 100 81 18 1
2207 Technically it is a leash, yes, But some picnickers downwind are complaining, sir. 1.2000 0.04495 100 82 16 2
2208 Rainapoo? Is that a new breed? 1.2000 0.04495 100 82 16 2
2209 Almost perfect - it just needs a longer tail. 1.2000 0.04569 105 87 15 3
2210 Hey buddy, just want you to know my I bet my hairy ass that thing wouldn't fly. Thanks a lot! 1.2000 0.04714 100 83 14 3
2211 Well, he's pretty gassy. Are you sure you want me to bring him down? 1.2000 0.04569 105 87 15 3
2212 You'll have to leave the park sir. We've received a stalking complaint from a Miss Red Riding Hood in Apt. 5B. 1.2000 0.04954 105 89 11 5
2213 I don't care how high he is, you're a terrible man. 1.2000 0.04569 105 87 15 3
2214 Sir,you must keep your dog on a 6 foot leash 1.2000 0.04569 105 87 15 3
2215 Do me a favor and fly him over the receptacle, 'kay? 1.2000 0.04264 100 81 18 1
2216 You know helium will make his bark high-pitched, right? 1.2000 0.04364 105 86 17 2
2217 What did you expect? He is an Airedale. 1.2000 0.04020 100 80 20 0
2218 Nice try, pal. 1.2000 0.04714 100 83 14 3
2219 Well then, I guess you're going to have to LEARN how to clean up after your kite, sir. 1.1981 0.04530 106 88 15 3
2220 It's okay, just keep him on the leash. 1.1981 0.03890 106 85 21 0
2221 I'd like to add you to my LinkedIn network 1.1981 0.03890 106 85 21 0
2222 Don't forget to clean up after him. 1.1981 0.04530 106 88 15 3
2223 AKC does NOT stand for American Kite Competition. 1.1981 0.04530 106 88 15 3
2224 No one else's kite seems to leave droppings. 1.1980 0.04454 101 83 16 2
2225 I'd like to talk to you about our new Kite-9 initiative 1.1980 0.04671 101 84 14 3
2226 No, and you can't let your kite run around on the grass in the dog park, either. 1.1980 0.04454 101 83 16 2
2227 I don't care if he's an airedale, he's still a dog and dogs aren't allowed in the park. 1.1980 0.04454 101 83 16 2
2228 At least he doesn’t think he’s a yo-yo anymore. That was a lot of cleanup. 1.1980 0.04454 101 83 16 2
2229 I don't care if you are looking for your car - you're only allowed a six-foot leash, max! 1.1980 0.04454 101 83 16 2
2230 So I'm guessing he got into your medical marijuana. 1.1967 0.06537 61 52 6 3
2231 Best damn fetching I've ever seen! 1.1961 0.04835 102 86 12 4
2232 Sir, a kite string does not count as a leash. 1.1961 0.04629 102 85 14 3
2233 Dogs should never eat at Taco Bell. 1.1961 0.04835 102 86 12 4
2234 Kites or pigs. No dogs. 1.1961 0.04629 102 85 14 3
2235 in Russian that's : летающая крыса собака letayushchaya krysa sobaka 1.1961 0.04835 102 86 12 4
2236 Take your dog to the designated flying area. 1.1961 0.04629 102 85 14 3
2237 It wasn't easy filling him with helium 1.1961 0.04415 102 84 16 2
2238 A hat was a great call today. 1.1961 0.04835 102 86 12 4
2239 Yeah, he liked chasing birds. So I figured what the heck. 1.1961 0.04415 102 84 16 2
2240 You better believe you still gotta clean up after him. 1.1961 0.04415 102 84 16 2
2241 No, he's fine as long as the wind is howling. 1.1961 0.04415 102 84 16 2
2242 I don't care if it's name is Franklin, Teddy, or Eleanor. No dogs in the park means no dogs. 1.1961 0.04415 102 84 16 2
2243 Just as I thought, he doesn't have an ounce of herding instinct. 1.1961 0.04189 102 83 18 1
2244 The Airedale park is on the other side of town 1.1961 0.04415 102 84 16 2
2245 SORRY SIR: NO ANIMALS ALLOWED 1.1961 0.04189 102 83 18 1
2246 I know! And they told me he was an old dog when I got him. 1.1961 0.05031 102 87 10 5
2247 Your kite just pooped on me. 1.1961 0.03951 102 82 20 0
2248 Listen, buddy, you better have taken him first to the 'Dog Walk.' 1.1961 0.04629 102 85 14 3
2249 Look pal, I don’t WRITE the bylaws. 1.1961 0.04629 102 85 14 3
2250 A taxidermy coyote filled with helium is not a kite. 1.1961 0.04415 102 84 16 2
2251 You try saying no to those puppy dog eyes 1.1961 0.04415 102 84 16 2
2252 Try a grain-free diet. 1.1961 0.04629 102 85 14 3
2253 I don’t care how fast it can flap its legs, it still can’t fly here. 1.1961 0.04415 102 84 16 2
2254 Was the dog park full? 1.1961 0.04189 102 83 18 1
2255 She’s a rescue — we’re working up to the dog park. 1.1961 0.04629 102 85 14 3
2256 More fake Gnus 1.1961 0.04629 102 85 14 3
2257 I understand the dog park is full, sir, but you'll have to bring him down now. 1.1961 0.04835 102 86 12 4
2258 You got a license for that kite ? 1.1961 0.03951 102 82 20 0
2259 So the squirrel kite people just approached me....again. 1.1961 0.04415 102 84 16 2
2260 I think you may have the wrong park, sir. 1.1961 0.04189 102 83 18 1
2261 Sir, the doggie play area you were looking for - our BITE park - is just down the road. 1.1961 0.04629 102 85 14 3
2262 Sir, this is not the dog park. Your Airdale is not permitted to chase tail or make it rain on the other parkgoers. 1.1961 0.04415 102 84 16 2
2263 Not enough gas to fill up the Trump baby? 1.1961 0.04835 102 86 12 4
2264 Sir, you can't be in here without a kite. 1.1961 0.04629 102 85 14 3
2265 Is that your asphalt roller parked out front? 1.1961 0.04835 102 86 12 4
2266 Where's your plastic bag? 1.1961 0.04835 102 86 12 4
2267 No ball playing. 1.1961 0.04189 102 83 18 1
2268 He'll only be up there for a minute. He really hates to lose a tennis ball. 1.1961 0.04629 102 85 14 3
2269 The deplorables are saluting, sir! 1.1961 0.04415 102 84 16 2
2270 First, What is it? and Second, Why?? 1.1961 0.05031 102 87 10 5
2271 Is it an Airdale? 1.1961 0.04629 102 85 14 3
2272 Your kite bit me. 1.1961 0.04629 102 85 14 3
2273 I don’t care if you call that a leash, this still is not a dog park. 1.1961 0.04835 102 86 12 4
2274 Sir, if that's not an airedale, you've got some explaining to do. 1.1961 0.04835 102 86 12 4
2275 If I let you wear a cap, then everyone will want to wear a cap. 1.1961 0.05221 102 88 8 6
2276 What do you mean he tried to convert to Pigeon? 1.1961 0.04629 102 85 14 3
2277 I DON'T CARE IF IT IS THE DOG DAYS OF SUMMER, THAT IS ONE WEIRD KITE. 1.1961 0.04629 102 85 14 3
2278 Sorry Officer, I thought that this was the dog park. 1.1961 0.04629 102 85 14 3
2279 That better be an Airedale terrier or you're looking at a $200 fine. 1.1961 0.04629 102 85 14 3
2280 Did you miss the memo? This is an undercover operation. Walk away rookie. 1.1961 0.04415 102 84 16 2
2281 I bet you think you're funny. 1.1961 0.04629 102 85 14 3
2282 Sir, that dog needs to come with me, he's high as a kite! 1.1961 0.04415 102 84 16 2
2283 Are you prepared to clean up after your kite? 1.1961 0.04189 102 83 18 1
2284 Yes, I see he's on a leash but dogs are still not allowed in the park. 1.1961 0.03951 102 82 20 0
2285 Well, as usual, everything's up in the air. 1.1961 0.03951 102 82 20 0
2286 Seriously?! 1.1961 0.05031 102 87 10 5
2287 PETA be damned! 1.1961 0.04629 102 85 14 3
2288 You're lucky the leash law is vague, sir. 1.1961 0.04189 102 83 18 1
2289 When pigs fly, sir. 1.1961 0.04629 102 85 14 3
2290 Why don't you go fly a kite? 1.1961 0.05031 102 87 10 5
2291 You're making the other dogs insecure. 1.1961 0.04629 102 85 14 3
2292 Good thing you didn’t dock the tail. 1.1961 0.04415 102 84 16 2
2293 "Please make sure you keep your dog on-leash; last week we had a Shih Tzu end up in Albany " 1.1961 0.04415 102 84 16 2
2294 I don't care if he is a Chinook. The dog park is on 20th. 1.1961 0.04629 102 85 14 3
2295 But it's on a leash, what's your problem? 1.1961 0.04835 102 86 12 4
2296 Cloud-broken, eh? 1.1961 0.04415 102 84 16 2
2297 Sorry, this is a State Park. No dogs allowed. 1.1961 0.04835 102 86 12 4
2298 I'm afraid my reading of the leash law is not that open minded. 1.1961 0.04415 102 84 16 2
2299 I would suggest a lighter dog. 1.1961 0.04415 102 84 16 2
2300 Holy Cow”, if she drops any meadow muffins, your responsible 1.1961 0.04415 102 84 16 2
2301 Sorry, but you need a permit to let your freak flag fly. 1.1961 0.04629 102 85 14 3
2302 Please tell me your kite is housebroken. 1.1961 0.04415 102 84 16 2
2303 Just don’t make him fetch anything. 1.1961 0.04835 102 86 12 4
2304 Sir, You need a Permit to fly That. 1.1961 0.04415 102 84 16 2
2305 I don't like the way he's raising his right rear leg. 1.1961 0.04189 102 83 18 1
2306 Wow -- that takes loyalty at a whole new level. 1.1961 0.04189 102 83 18 1
2307 How far is Canada ? 1.1961 0.04189 102 83 18 1
2308 You know it's not a kite, right? 1.1961 0.04629 102 85 14 3
2309 I bet you've still never seen an elephant fly. 1.1961 0.04629 102 85 14 3
2310 Filling your dog with helium does not make him a kite. 1.1961 0.04835 102 86 12 4
2311 You have to clean up after your kite 1.1961 0.04415 102 84 16 2
2312 Doggone it, Bill! I thought we talked about this. 1.1961 0.04835 102 86 12 4
2313 Tags and collar required. 1.1961 0.04415 102 84 16 2
2314 Yes sir, but you still need to pick up after him. 1.1961 0.04835 102 86 12 4
2315 This is a park for kites, not flying dogs, but if he takes a dump on the Trump hotel over there you’re good. 1.1961 0.04629 102 85 14 3
2316 Akita is not a kite. 1.1961 0.03951 102 82 20 0
2317 Sir, you know the park rules. You have to provide umbrellas. 1.1961 0.04189 102 83 18 1
2318 I think you were supposed to take it seriously but not literally. 1.1961 0.04835 102 86 12 4
2319 You do realize that there is a dog park right down the street. 1.1961 0.04835 102 86 12 4
2320 As long as he eases up on the other tails it’s all good. 1.1961 0.04835 102 86 12 4
2321 Sorry sir, underdogs are not allowed in this park! 1.1961 0.04629 102 85 14 3
2322 Well, after he was hit by a car, he died in his dog house. A few days later he bloated up and started floating around in there. I decided to take him for our weekly walk to the park, and here we are. 1.1961 0.04835 102 86 12 4
2323 I was surprised too 1.1961 0.04835 102 86 12 4
2324 Die Fledermaus nicht gewart 1.1961 0.04189 102 83 18 1
2325 He had lots of wind today 1.1961 0.04415 102 84 16 2
2326 Without the leash, he’d be chasing flying squirrels. 1.1961 0.05031 102 87 10 5
2327 And how do you propose cleaning up after him? 1.1961 0.04415 102 84 16 2
2328 Sir, the flying rat park is down the street. 1.1961 0.04415 102 84 16 2
2329 It's more of a hygiene hazard... 1.1961 0.04629 102 85 14 3
2330 US citizen? And where was your dog born? 1.1961 0.04415 102 84 16 2
2331 Sir, helium filled pet day is tomorrow. 1.1919 0.04229 99 81 17 1
2332 All leash laws apply plus dry cleaning expense for overhead soiling. 1.1919 0.04691 99 83 13 3
2333 If you think this exempts you from curbing your dog, you are sadly mistaken. 1.1919 0.04466 99 82 15 2
2334 Is your dog's license current? 1.1919 0.04466 99 82 15 2
2335 Sir, please make sure you clean up after your kite 1.1919 0.05112 99 85 9 5
2336 Fine, call PETA, but he's a bird dog and he loves it... 1.1919 0.04229 99 81 17 1
2337 I'm sorry sir, dogs are not allowed in this park. 1.1919 0.04229 99 81 17 1
2338 Dog days ended last week, sir. 1.1919 0.04691 99 83 13 3
2339 Is this for your Youtube channel or something? 1.1919 0.04691 99 83 13 3
2340 Thank you for keeping your dog on a leash sir. 1.1919 0.04466 99 82 15 2
2341 It's your doody to scoop the poop. 1.1919 0.04466 99 82 15 2
2342 His mother was a zeppelin retriever. 1.1919 0.04466 99 82 15 2
2343 The S.P.C.A. would like you to take it down." 1.1919 0.04691 99 83 13 3
2344 I don't care if his name is "Roosevelt:" if you gonna fly him, he's gonna need a diaper. 1.1919 0.04229 99 81 17 1
2345 Sir, I just need to see your permit 1.1919 0.04466 99 82 15 2
2346 No blimps allowed 1.1919 0.04691 99 83 13 3
2347 This isn't London you know! 1.1919 0.04466 99 82 15 2
2348 He gets a little gassy sometimes and this is the best solution. 1.1919 0.04906 99 84 11 4
2349 The hardest part was getting him to swallow the helium. 1.1919 0.04906 99 84 11 4
2350 I realize he's not "technically" in the park, but I'll still need to see his license 1.1919 0.05112 99 85 9 5
2351 I need to see your license and registration please 1.1919 0.04691 99 83 13 3
2352 I told you before no dogs in the park, that goes even if the balloon man did help you out. 1.1919 0.04466 99 82 15 2
2353 No service dogs allowed. 1.1919 0.04691 99 83 13 3
2354 You're still responsible for cleaning up after your dog, including any collateral damage. 1.1919 0.04229 99 81 17 1
2355 Is he a registered Skye Terrier? 1.1919 0.04466 99 82 15 2
2356 Does he retrieve runaway kites? 1.1919 0.04691 99 83 13 3
2357 Do you have a license for that Airedale? 1.1919 0.04466 99 82 15 2
2358 I know there is no "Curb Your Kite" sign but people are complaining. 1.1919 0.04466 99 82 15 2
2359 Whatever floats your goat. 1.1919 0.04229 99 81 17 1
2360 Not FDR, Teddy. And that isn't a kite either. 1.1919 0.04691 99 83 13 3
2361 I don't care if he's on his leash. No dogs allowed in this park. 1.1919 0.04229 99 81 17 1
2362 As long as it keeps flying I won't cite you for illegal dog walking. 1.1919 0.04229 99 81 17 1
2363 Sir, I'm going to have to ask you to fly your dog elsewhere. 1.1919 0.04691 99 83 13 3
2364 Yes, I know what an Airedale is. 1.1919 0.04229 99 81 17 1
2365 Stay away from the trees. 1.1919 0.04466 99 82 15 2
2366 I'm sick and tired of people acting like their pets are above the law" 1.1919 0.04906 99 84 11 4
2367 Sir, I just think it's somewhat morbid. 1.1919 0.04229 99 81 17 1
2368 sorry sir, but airdales are to be in the dog park. 1.1919 0.03978 99 80 19 0
2369 Always kick a dog when it's up. 1.1919 0.04466 99 82 15 2
2370 Unfortunately, this will make it a lot more complicated to clean up after him 1.1919 0.04691 99 83 13 3
2371 Not a dog, it’s a fox. 1.1919 0.04691 99 83 13 3
2372 When the boss tells you to go fly a kite, you don't need to take it literally. 1.1919 0.04229 99 81 17 1
2373 Helium filled animals are against the rules." 1.1919 0.04691 99 83 13 3
2374 next time bring a pooper-scooper. 1.1919 0.04229 99 81 17 1
2375 I'm sure he IS friendly sir but that's not really the issue 1.1919 0.04691 99 83 13 3
2376 Just be careful, now. That dog gas is powerful stuff. 1.1919 0.04229 99 81 17 1
2377 Can I see your dog flying license? 1.1919 0.04466 99 82 15 2
2378 Hello. Sorry to bother you but we have a leashed dog policy and, well, we’re not sure this qualifies. 1.1919 0.04229 99 81 17 1
2379 What? His name is Kite. 1.1919 0.04229 99 81 17 1
2380 Sorry Officer, how do you expect me to curb him? 1.1919 0.04229 99 81 17 1
2381 I'm sorry, sir, but dog's must be on a leash. 1.1919 0.04229 99 81 17 1
2382 You gonna clean up after your kite? 1.1919 0.04691 99 83 13 3
2383 There's always one person who just has to fly their dog. 1.1919 0.04466 99 82 15 2
2384 Next time, skip the baked beans. 1.1919 0.04691 99 83 13 3
2385 I'm sorry, this isn't a dog friendly park. 1.1919 0.04906 99 84 11 4
2386 He's always thought of himself as a bird not a dog 1.1919 0.04229 99 81 17 1
2387 I thought you were the one that was full of hot air! 1.1919 0.04691 99 83 13 3
2388 So, he got into your medical marijuana! 1.1919 0.04691 99 83 13 3
2389 Dog's gotta hunt 1.1919 0.04691 99 83 13 3
2390 No Frisbees, sir. 1.1919 0.04691 99 83 13 3
2391 I don't care how rare Scottish Birdoodles are, you still need a permit. 1.1919 0.04906 99 84 11 4
2392 That's quite s trick you've taught your Airdale? 1.1919 0.04691 99 83 13 3
2393 Sir, you might feel more comfortable if you took him to the dog park. 1.1919 0.04466 99 82 15 2
2394 Yes sir, the park will in fact be renamed “Trump Kite Park,” but the official renaming will take place after the new drill sites are all open and operational. Thanks for using your Parks pass and enjoy your day. 1.1919 0.04466 99 82 15 2
2395 Technologically he is on a leash. 1.1919 0.04229 99 81 17 1
2396 'that thing poops on anybody, you're toast" 1.1919 0.04691 99 83 13 3
2397 You failed to pick up after your kite. 1.1919 0.04466 99 82 15 2
2398 Pigs can fly here but dogs are strictly forbidden. 1.1919 0.04466 99 82 15 2
2399 Sir, you’ll have to curb your dog. 1.1919 0.04691 99 83 13 3
2400 We tried to go to the dog park. Some bitch kept barking at us. 1.1919 0.04691 99 83 13 3
2401 And I assume he's had an airborne flu shot? 1.1919 0.04466 99 82 15 2
2402 I had it custom made. 1.1919 0.04906 99 84 11 4
2403 That's fine, sir, but you'll still need to clean up after him. 1.1919 0.04466 99 82 15 2
2404 Excuse me, sir, but your kite just peed on me 1.1919 0.04691 99 83 13 3
2405 Do you have a permit for that? 1.1919 0.04466 99 82 15 2
2406 That doesn’t qualify as a leash. 1.1919 0.04466 99 82 15 2
2407 Your dog is required to be on a secure leash. String doesn't count. 1.1919 0.04229 99 81 17 1
2408 You can't hunt flying squirrels here. That's the park over. 1.1919 0.04466 99 82 15 2
2409 Chinese fighting kites don’t include shar-peis, sir. 1.1919 0.05112 99 85 9 5
2410 So he was acting high as a kite? That won't cut it, sir. 1.1919 0.04691 99 83 13 3
2411 ‘I’m sorry sir, but you’re either going to have to take your hawkapoo to the dog park or to the bird sanctuary.’ 1.1919 0.04691 99 83 13 3
2412 Where is BABY TRUMP??? 1.1919 0.05112 99 85 9 5
2413 Sir, please curb your dog before you fly him! 1.1919 0.04691 99 83 13 3
2414 You realize your dog doesn't have nine lives. 1.1919 0.05112 99 85 9 5
2415 It's my feeling that dog people and kite people should be able to get along. 1.1919 0.04691 99 83 13 3
2416 People were staring at the dog park, too 1.1919 0.04229 99 81 17 1
2417 I thought the sign meant no dogs allowed on the ground. 1.1919 0.04691 99 83 13 3
2418 Sorry, Sir, no dogs allowed over the park ! 1.1919 0.04906 99 84 11 4
2419 I've just been struck with a great name for a Brewery." 1.1919 0.04466 99 82 15 2
2420 Really? The FAA and SPCA have a joint task force? 1.1919 0.04906 99 84 11 4
2421 Have you considered his feelings about flying? 1.1919 0.04466 99 82 15 2
2422 Sir, I'm sorry, but he's going to need a longer tail. 1.1919 0.04691 99 83 13 3
2423 “The rules are clear; all animals must be on a leash in the park. That is not a leash.” 1.1919 0.04229 99 81 17 1
2424 Did you bring a Baggie with you? 1.1919 0.04691 99 83 13 3
2425 Regardless, you still have to pick up after him. 1.1919 0.04691 99 83 13 3
2426 I'm calling it in, we've got a K9 on cloud 9. 1.1919 0.04906 99 84 11 4
2427 Unless your dog has been potty-trained, you can't fly it here." 1.1919 0.04906 99 84 11 4
2428 Sure, bird dogs are fun until you've got to scoop the poop off of somebody's head. 1.1919 0.03978 99 80 19 0
2429 You can only fly that in the Wall Street kite park. 1.1919 0.04691 99 83 13 3
2430 Can you read THAT sign? 1.1919 0.04691 99 83 13 3
2431 But officer, I AM keeping him on a leash! 1.1919 0.04906 99 84 11 4
2432 Sir, I don’t think this is protected by the first amendment 1.1919 0.04229 99 81 17 1
2433 I'm sorry sir, but no kiteyotes are permitted in this park. 1.1919 0.04466 99 82 15 2
2434 I’m not sure I’d call that ‘wagging,’ sir, 1.1919 0.04229 99 81 17 1
2435 I thought I’d float the idea of giant rats for pets. 1.1919 0.04906 99 84 11 4
2436 Woah, dude, nice. 1.1919 0.04691 99 83 13 3
2437 Sir... Did you pre-poop your dog? 1.1919 0.05310 99 86 7 6
2438 Eleanor says Dog Days are over. We have a New Deal. 1.1919 0.04691 99 83 13 3
2439 Sorry officer, this is the closest we get to a walk after he got into the Catnip 1.1919 0.04466 99 82 15 2
2440 The taxidermist said it would be okay 1.1919 0.04466 99 82 15 2
2441 July’s contest for the highest dogs is actually at Coney Island. 1.1919 0.04466 99 82 15 2
2442 I don't care that he's named Ben Franklin. 1.1919 0.04691 99 83 13 3
2443 If that kite lifts its leg ... 1.1919 0.04466 99 82 15 2
2444 A tail does not make a kite." 1.1919 0.04229 99 81 17 1
2445 Please curb your kite. 1.1919 0.04466 99 82 15 2
2446 I am a little concerned about fallout. 1.1919 0.04691 99 83 13 3
2447 ...my dog’s name is “Kite,” so... 1.1919 0.04906 99 84 11 4
2448 Just make sure you keep your pooper scooper with you at all times. 1.1919 0.04906 99 84 11 4
2449 Okay buddy, Letterman wants his helium tank back. 1.1919 0.04691 99 83 13 3
2450 Dog kites are required to have a tail two/thirds the length of the animal’s body. 1.1919 0.04906 99 84 11 4
2451 As impressive as that is, it's technically still a dog and not allowed. 1.1919 0.03978 99 80 19 0
2452 In your case, Sir, the sky's the limit and you've already exceeded it! 1.1919 0.04691 99 83 13 3
2453 Sir, there are no pets allowed 1.1919 0.04906 99 84 11 4
2454 Fines for airborne dog poop are double. 1.1919 0.04466 99 82 15 2
2455 Your kite will have to submit to a breathalyzer. 1.1919 0.04466 99 82 15 2
2456 People are complaining. Put a diaper on him. 1.1919 0.04691 99 83 13 3
2457 Will it still soar if it farts? 1.1919 0.04466 99 82 15 2
2458 I'm sorry, but your dog needs to be on a leash. 1.1919 0.04466 99 82 15 2
2459 Oh, he just counter surfed the baked beans again. 1.1919 0.04691 99 83 13 3
2460 As long as you catch it before it hits soneone! 1.1919 0.04906 99 84 11 4
2461 Obedience training is at Washington Park today. 1.1919 0.04466 99 82 15 2
2462 Is your Airedale registered? 1.1919 0.04229 99 81 17 1
2463 It’s great at retrieving, I don’t even have to shoot a bird. 1.1919 0.04229 99 81 17 1
2464 Did you see the "You must pick up after your pet" sign? 1.1919 0.04466 99 82 15 2
2465 I'm the Kite Park Theme Officer. Animal themes are scheduled for tomorrow. 1.1919 0.04466 99 82 15 2
2466 That's some leash. 1.1919 0.04466 99 82 15 2
2467 Sir, the canister of helium must be recycled. 1.1919 0.05112 99 85 9 5
2468 I don't care what you say your dog ate. This is not a dog park. 1.1919 0.04691 99 83 13 3
2469 We were just going for a run, but didn't anticipate the excellent wind conditions 1.1919 0.04229 99 81 17 1
2470 Nice try Timmy 1.1919 0.04466 99 82 15 2
2471 Sorry, sir. Cats only. 1.1919 0.04906 99 84 11 4
2472 I’m from the ASPCA, and I need to speak to you. 1.1919 0.04466 99 82 15 2
2473 Is that one of those heliodoodles? My wife's been wanting one but we're concerned about the high ceilings. 1.1919 0.04229 99 81 17 1
2474 Still, it's not a leash. 1.1919 0.04466 99 82 15 2
2475 Those new helium dog biscuits, eh? 1.1919 0.04229 99 81 17 1
2476 We enjoy variety here, mister, but we draw the line at roadkill designs. 1.1919 0.04691 99 83 13 3
2477 You can't fly a bloated dog here until after 5 PM 1.1919 0.04906 99 84 11 4
2478 I'm sorry, Sir. We couldn't find the ball. 1.1919 0.04466 99 82 15 2
2479 Is it the helium that causes that weird bark? 1.1919 0.04906 99 84 11 4
2480 Sir, we have a strict no Airedale policy. 1.1919 0.04466 99 82 15 2
2481 We don’t allow droppings in this park ya know... 1.1919 0.04466 99 82 15 2
2482 Sir, you really need to curb your dog. 1.1919 0.04229 99 81 17 1
2483 Technically, he's still in the park. 1.1919 0.04466 99 82 15 2
2484 Sir this is the Right hand Kite Park. The Left hand Kite Park is over the hill. 1.1919 0.04466 99 82 15 2
2485 OK buddy,what's your tale 1.1919 0.04229 99 81 17 1
2486 Sir, a kite string is not a leash. 1.1919 0.04229 99 81 17 1
2487 I'm surprised he doesn't have more volatile instability with such a short tail. 1.1919 0.05112 99 85 9 5
2488 Next time, you might want to bring an umbrella. 1.1919 0.04906 99 84 11 4
2489 Ah, he was always full of hot air. 1.1905 0.04081 105 86 18 1
2490 You still have to pick up after your pet, sir. 1.1900 0.04648 100 84 13 3
2491 I'm from the ASPCA and I don't care how happy he looks. 1.1900 0.04191 100 82 17 1
2492 It doesn't matter, his leash still can't be more than 6 feet. 1.1900 0.04426 100 83 15 2
2493 Sir, please be sure to clean up after your dog. 1.1900 0.04861 100 85 11 4
2494 FDR had Fala, so what? 1.1900 0.04191 100 82 17 1
2495 Is that an Up-In-The-Airedale Terrier? 1.1900 0.04861 100 85 11 4
2496 Doggie diapers are required. 1.1900 0.04426 100 83 15 2
2497 It can't be a boxer with a tail like that. 1.1900 0.04426 100 83 15 2
2498 Is your name Clark Griswold? 1.1900 0.04861 100 85 11 4
2499 Last warning. Tell him, 'Down boy, down.' 1.1900 0.04648 100 84 13 3
2500 The dog kite park is on Jefferson Street 1.1900 0.03943 100 81 19 0
2501 Excuse me, sir. About your dog being high as a kite... 1.1900 0.04191 100 82 17 1
2502 I believe what you were thinking of was “pigs” 1.1900 0.04191 100 82 17 1
2503 Sorry pal, read the rules — no taxidermists at DIY Kite Day. 1.1900 0.04861 100 85 11 4
2504 You’re going to have to take it down. Only pigs fly here. 1.1900 0.04426 100 83 15 2
2505 You can't feed the animals, you can't touch the animals, and you certainly can't fly them around in a kite park. 1.1900 0.04861 100 85 11 4
2506 Whatever it is, just make sure you clean up after it. 1.1900 0.04861 100 85 11 4
2507 Sir, I’ve seen Fala and that is no Fala. (So please dont fala us here again) 1.1900 0.04861 100 85 11 4
2508 Yes, but he is still on a leash. 1.1900 0.04426 100 83 15 2
2509 Why are you so determined to make it rain kites and dogs? 1.1900 0.04426 100 83 15 2
2510 He used to work for the DEA.” 1.1900 0.04426 100 83 15 2
2511 You caught me. It a Samoyed kite, and I’m passing signals to my Russian comrades across the river at the UN. 1.1900 0.04426 100 83 15 2
2512 Are there beans in your brand of dogfood? 1.1900 0.04426 100 83 15 2
2513 What do you mean you're just flying the dog? 1.1900 0.04426 100 83 15 2
2514 Helium dogs must be kept on a leash. 1.1900 0.04648 100 84 13 3
2515 When they're on a leash, they're allowed to walk on the ground. 1.1900 0.04426 100 83 15 2
2516 If that were an elephant, you'd be out of here! 1.1900 0.04426 100 83 15 2
2517 You actually want me to believe rain drops can be yellow? 1.1900 0.04861 100 85 11 4
2518 Do you have a doggie bag? 1.1900 0.04426 100 83 15 2
2519 You'll have to bring him down, if he's not house-trained. 1.1900 0.05064 100 86 9 5
2520 I don't care if he's descended from Fala. No dogs allowed in the park. 1.1900 0.04861 100 85 11 4
2521 I just need to make sure neither of you is higher than a kite. 1.1900 0.04648 100 84 13 3
2522 I don't care if his name is Fala. No dogs allowed 1.1900 0.04426 100 83 15 2
2523 Officer, I granted his wish to be higher than a kite. 1.1900 0.04861 100 85 11 4
2524 You're scaring the kids 1.1900 0.04648 100 84 13 3
2525 Legalized pot has her high as a kite. 1.1900 0.04426 100 83 15 2
2526 Excuse me, sir, but the Salvador Dogí Park is down the street. 1.1900 0.04426 100 83 15 2
2527 I don’t care if he’s enjoying himself sir, it’s still no dogs in park. 1.1900 0.04426 100 83 15 2
2528 I’m sorry, sir. Your leash exceeds the ten feet limit. 1.1900 0.04426 100 83 15 2
2529 Dog flying is only allowed over in Sheep Meadow. 1.1900 0.04426 100 83 15 2
2530 Your animal is supposed to be on a leash and that little string doesn't count. 1.1900 0.04648 100 84 13 3
2531 His tail light is out? 1.1900 0.04426 100 83 15 2
2532 Sir, I don't care if he likes it. 1.1900 0.04648 100 84 13 3
2533 Too cheap to buy a kite? 1.1900 0.04191 100 82 17 1
2534 A dirigi-bulldog? Nice try. You'll need to float him over to the dog park. 1.1900 0.04426 100 83 15 2
2535 What's the problem, Officer? He's training to be lunar Rover" -Peter and Eliza Lewine, New Orleans, L 1.1900 0.05064 100 86 9 5
2536 We've had reports of a kite urinating on other kites. 1.1900 0.04861 100 85 11 4
2537 You'll need a long handled pooper scooper to fly that here. 1.1900 0.04191 100 82 17 1
2538 Still swallowing balloons, eh? 1.1900 0.04648 100 84 13 3
2539 Gotcha, if he’s Under Dog where’s his cape? 1.1900 0.04648 100 84 13 3
2540 I know you got asked to leave the dog park because of his bad gas, but you can't be here either. 1.1900 0.04648 100 84 13 3
2541 It’s tie me kangaroo down, mate. Not up. 1.1900 0.05260 100 87 7 6
2542 Sir, no flying dogs past 9am in the park. 1.1900 0.04861 100 85 11 4
2543 Changed dog food brands again? 1.1900 0.04648 100 84 13 3
2544 Officer, I swear - I'm clean,it's my dog that's high as a kite. 1.1900 0.04648 100 84 13 3
2545 You do know that being “high as a kite” is not the same thing as being a kite, right? 1.1900 0.04648 100 84 13 3
2546 If your weren’t my brother, I’d report you to P.E.T. A.. 1.1900 0.04861 100 85 11 4
2547 City Ordinance #3647 specifies that dogs must be restrained by handheld leashes no longer than eight feet in length. 1.1900 0.04426 100 83 15 2
2548 Nice try, but leash laws are leash laws 1.1900 0.04426 100 83 15 2
2549 I need to ask you a few things about your visit to the park zoo. 1.1900 0.04861 100 85 11 4
2550 Just remember to pick up after your kite, sir. 1.1900 0.04426 100 83 15 2
2551 Wait here while we write an ordinance. 1.1900 0.03943 100 81 19 0
2552 You have to pick up after your kite. 1.1900 0.04648 100 84 13 3
2553 Sir, you’ll need a muzzle to fly him here .. 1.1900 0.04191 100 82 17 1
2554 Tell him nice try, but we know he knocked over the ice cream cart 1.1900 0.04426 100 83 15 2
2555 Sir, you still need a poop bag. 1.1900 0.05064 100 86 9 5
2556 We do allow pigs, 'cause I mean who doesn't want to see pigs fly, but dogs, that is a big no no in these parts, Mister. 1.1900 0.04861 100 85 11 4
2557 Sir, could you please curb your dog? 1.1900 0.04191 100 82 17 1
2558 Mine's afraid of the car. 1.1900 0.04426 100 83 15 2
2559 A helium filled wolf does NOT qualify for this kite fight! 1.1900 0.04426 100 83 15 2
2560 Filling your dog with helium again, Wilbur? 1.1900 0.04861 100 85 11 4
2561 Just so you know, it's okay to let him off the leash. 1.1900 0.04191 100 82 17 1
2562 I guess pigs are not the only ones that fly 1.1900 0.04426 100 83 15 2
2563 That doesn't excuse you from the leash law, sir. 1.1900 0.04861 100 85 11 4
2564 I'm sorry, sir, that's inappropriate. Let her go. 1.1900 0.04426 100 83 15 2
2565 Anything can fly if you fill it with enough helium 1.1900 0.04191 100 82 17 1
2566 Have you heard? INFLATABLE SQUIRREL CARCASS is playing the bandshell. Bet your kite would enjoy it. 1.1900 0.04191 100 82 17 1
2567 Dog flights are illegal in this state. 1.1900 0.04648 100 84 13 3
2568 Sir, this is a kite competition and not a dog show. 1.1900 0.04861 100 85 11 4
2569 I have to issue a summons for not cleaning up after your kite. 1.1900 0.04861 100 85 11 4
2570 I don't give a rat's ass what the sign back there says 1.1900 0.04648 100 84 13 3
2571 Excuse me, but the dog park is down the road a quarter mile. 1.1900 0.04426 100 83 15 2
2572 Listen buddy, I'm not going to tell you again. This is not the dog park. 1.1900 0.04861 100 85 11 4
2573 I told my grandson before the election, Trump will be president when dogs fly. 1.1900 0.04648 100 84 13 3
2574 Sir, no dogs are allowed in the kite park--not even bird dogs. 1.1900 0.04426 100 83 15 2
2575 He confuses “cats” for “kites.” We’re seeing a specialist. 1.1900 0.04861 100 85 11 4
2576 NASA called and said, they want their dog back. 1.1900 0.05064 100 86 9 5
2577 No, I said I'd believe it when pigs fly. 1.1900 0.04648 100 84 13 3
2578 He may look like a dog, but inside he feels like a bird. 1.1900 0.04191 100 82 17 1
2579 The FAA wants to know if he's friendly. 1.1900 0.04861 100 85 11 4
2580 As a member of PETA, I'm object to this conduct. But as a member of law enforcement, I can't do anything about it because your animal is technically leashed. 1.1900 0.04426 100 83 15 2
2581 Sir, we have a 'No Dogs Allowed" policy. But may I say, yours was a damn good try! 1.1900 0.04426 100 83 15 2
2582 Whaddaya mean, he's a rescue? 1.1900 0.04648 100 84 13 3
2583 Flying dogs must be equipped with diapers. 1.1900 0.04648 100 84 13 3
2584 Sorry sir, helium-filled pets are not allowed. 1.1900 0.04861 100 85 11 4
2585 You realize there is no peeing in flight. 1.1900 0.04191 100 82 17 1
2586 They want you to put of diaper on your birddog or fly him elsewhere. 1.1900 0.04426 100 83 15 2
2587 No, sir. Not even Airedales! 1.1900 0.04191 100 82 17 1
2588 I presume he took care of business before he went up? 1.1900 0.03943 100 81 19 0
2589 You're making the others nervous. Does your dog bite? 1.1900 0.04648 100 84 13 3
2590 The dog park is over the hill. 1.1900 0.04426 100 83 15 2
2591 There are several windshields in the parking lot which you'll need to clean. 1.1900 0.04648 100 84 13 3
2592 He hates car rides. 1.1900 0.04426 100 83 15 2
2593 Falas are only allowed off leash sir. 1.1900 0.04648 100 84 13 3
2594 As long as he's on a leash, I don't really have a problem with it. 1.1900 0.04426 100 83 15 2
2595 Sorry Benjamin, Franklin can't fly here. 1.1900 0.04648 100 84 13 3
2596 No, Twitter Man, Master of Confrontational Pedantry, I don’t see how the ‘imprecise’ wording and logic of our ‘no flying dogs in the kite park’ policy could be used by a liberal government to invoke Sharia law. Please leave. 1.1900 0.05064 100 86 9 5
2597 I don't care, you still have to pick up after him. 1.1900 0.04648 100 84 13 3
2598 I don't care what your problem is.. we simply don't allow therapy kites in our park ! 1.1900 0.04191 100 82 17 1
2599 Whata ya mean he just got away? 1.1900 0.03943 100 81 19 0
2600 "We have an FDR at this park, sir: Flying Dog Restriction." 1.1900 0.04648 100 84 13 3
2601 I will have you know that this he was assigned to the U.S. Army Airborne Division before being decommisioned. 1.1900 0.04861 100 85 11 4
2602 I need to see your pilot's license before you can fly your pet. 1.1900 0.04191 100 82 17 1
2603 This must be the "updog" everyone's talking about. 1.1900 0.04191 100 82 17 1
2604 Yes, pooper scooper laws still apply. 1.1900 0.04648 100 84 13 3
2605 I never heard of a dog having gas problems before. 1.1900 0.04426 100 83 15 2
2606 Sir, I understand the dog park is overcrowded, but I hope for your sake you brought an umbrella. 1.1900 0.04861 100 85 11 4
2607 my dog just chases cars 1.1900 0.04191 100 82 17 1
2608 Nope. There are no Airedale waivers. 1.1900 0.04426 100 83 15 2
2609 Sorry, no dogs allowed in the park. 1.1900 0.04861 100 85 11 4
2610 His bark is worse as a kite. 1.1900 0.04426 100 83 15 2
2611 He's barking up the wrong tree. 1.1900 0.04648 100 84 13 3
2612 As long as his 'business' goes up too, we're cool. 1.1900 0.04191 100 82 17 1
2613 We have a dog run down the way if she’d like a chance to be off the leash... 1.1900 0.04426 100 83 15 2
2614 I'm sorry, no pets in the park, sir. 1.1900 0.04191 100 82 17 1
2615 I figured this was safer than letting him fly commercial. 1.1900 0.05064 100 86 9 5
2616 Okay, as long as he stays on the leash. 1.1900 0.04426 100 83 15 2
2617 Man, that's messed up, you need to stop. 1.1900 0.04426 100 83 15 2
2618 Exuse me sir, but all forms of duck hunting are prohibited here. 1.1900 0.04648 100 84 13 3
2619 Sir, kites are not allowed to bark in this park. 1.1900 0.04648 100 84 13 3
2620 Sorry, your tail doesn't meet specifications. 1.1900 0.05064 100 86 9 5
2621 I knew I would find you here...I give up being your milkman...once again no bottles left on your step! 1.1900 0.04861 100 85 11 4
2622 Walking or flying it doesn’t matter you still have to pick up the poop!! 1.1900 0.04426 100 83 15 2
2623 The dog park is two blocks west. 1.1900 0.04648 100 84 13 3
2624 He's just like a bumble bee. I didn't tell him he could fly, so he did. 1.1900 0.04426 100 83 15 2
2625 You hear that high-pitched barking? When it turns into a deep growl, watch out below. 1.1900 0.04426 100 83 15 2
2626 Yes, it is leashed, but... 1.1900 0.04648 100 84 13 3
2627 Why? Because everyone will be upset if he has to relieve himself! 1.1900 0.05064 100 86 9 5
2628 He got into my stash Sir!! 1.1900 0.04648 100 84 13 3
2629 Sir, while you are not technically "walking" your dog, you still need to clean-up after him. 1.1900 0.04426 100 83 15 2
2630 Kite license, please. 1.1900 0.04861 100 85 11 4
2631 That’s a fine “up”, sir, now try “heel.” 1.1900 0.04648 100 84 13 3
2632 OK, they all have tails. But what about the barking and leg-flapping? 1.1900 0.03943 100 81 19 0
2633 No, I'm afraid kites don't count as big sticks, sir. 1.1900 0.04648 100 84 13 3
2634 What's below the tail is causing the complaint. 1.1900 0.04426 100 83 15 2
2635 It's only illegal depending on which hole you used to blow it up. 1.1900 0.04861 100 85 11 4
2636 I'm sorry...a doggie bag is not enough. I'll need to see an umbrella as well! 1.1900 0.04648 100 84 13 3
2637 I promised that after I packed his bags, pre-flight, zero hour, 9 a.m., that he'd be high as a kite by then. 1.1900 0.05064 100 86 9 5
2638 The dog park was closed. 1.1900 0.04648 100 84 13 3
2639 Sir, it's still no dogs allowed, even if they're on a leash. 1.1895 0.04042 95 77 18 0
2640 No tail? 1.1895 0.04042 95 77 18 0
2641 All dogs use the dog park—even Superman’s. 1.1895 0.04310 95 78 16 1
2642 Sorry, today it's vegetables or minerals only. 1.1895 0.04310 95 78 16 1
2643 What's your problem, pal? At least half The New Yorker readers know what I'm about to tell you. 1.1895 0.04802 95 80 12 3
2644 YOU KNOW SIR, YOU'RE STILL GOING TO HAVE TO PICK UP THE POOP 1.1895 0.04310 95 78 16 1
2645 This is no place for a psycho, sir. 1.1881 0.05017 101 87 9 5
2646 Last summer, I had a pig, but it did the most amazing thing. Not taking any chances this year. 1.1881 0.04386 101 84 15 2
2647 Sorry sir, Saturday is bird dog day. 1.1881 0.04816 101 86 11 4
2648 Don’t arrest me, he’s half flying squirrel! 1.1881 0.04816 101 86 11 4
2649 Just a reminder. Unlike the other kite flyers, you're still required to carry a scooper. 1.1881 0.05017 101 87 9 5
2650 Hey Bub! Dogs must be on a six-foot leash. 1.1881 0.04386 101 84 15 2
2651 Okay, your dog can stay, but you need to clean up after him. 1.1881 0.04816 101 86 11 4
2652 All this time I thought a bird dog was something completely different. 1.1881 0.04606 101 85 13 3
2653 I’m sorry sir, you’ll need to take that to the dog park. 1.1881 0.04816 101 86 11 4
2654 Just because your emotional support dog flies with you everywhere, doesn't make him a kite. 1.1881 0.04816 101 86 11 4
2655 “ We’ll let it go this time. Just keep him on a long leash, and pick up after him.” 1.1881 0.03908 101 82 19 0
2656 I'm sorry sir but you can't fly your dog here. 1.1881 0.04816 101 86 11 4
2657 his name may be Kite but you still have to take him to the dog park 1.1881 0.04606 101 85 13 3
2658 I don't know if you noticed, sir...but there's something strange about your kite's tail 1.1881 0.04386 101 84 15 2
2659 Please tell me you are not flying that thing with a break-away collar. 1.1881 0.04154 101 83 17 1
2660 I don’t care if he just pooped. He has to come down. 1.1881 0.04606 101 85 13 3
2661 I say it's a dog, and this isn't a dog park! 1.1881 0.04386 101 84 15 2
2662 The no dogs rule extends up fifty feet. 1.1881 0.04606 101 85 13 3
2663 I don't care if he's on a lease and his name is Fala - no dogs allowed. 1.1881 0.04816 101 86 11 4
2664 I know my kites, officer 1.1881 0.04154 101 83 17 1
2665 I assume that's a licensed therapy dog? 1.1881 0.04606 101 85 13 3
2666 Look, I'm not going to argue about this anymore. You have to take him to a dog park. 1.1881 0.04154 101 83 17 1
2667 Sir, your kite needs approval from the ASPCA 1.1881 0.04816 101 86 11 4
2668 I don't care if it's what Teddy would have wanted, rules are rules! 1.1881 0.04386 101 84 15 2
2669 Have you seen my helium tank? 1.1881 0.04386 101 84 15 2
2670 The signs clearly state "leash". 1.1881 0.04606 101 85 13 3
2671 Leash not to exceed 12 feet in length, sir. 1.1881 0.03908 101 82 19 0
2672 Sir, it may be the dog days of summer but you can’t be here. 1.1881 0.04386 101 84 15 2
2673 We fly kites here, not inflated dogs. 1.1881 0.04606 101 85 13 3
2674 Dogs must be on a 6 ft leash. 1.1881 0.04386 101 84 15 2
2675 He may very well "put the air in Airedale", sir, nevertheless I'll still need to see his license. 1.1881 0.03908 101 82 19 0
2676 I understand sir, but you still need to pick up after it. 1.1881 0.04606 101 85 13 3
2677 We've been getting some very angry complaints about droppings. 1.1881 0.04606 101 85 13 3
2678 We got complaints about your kid walking a kite at the dog park. 1.1881 0.04154 101 83 17 1
2679 The tail won't fool me! 1.1881 0.03908 101 82 19 0
2680 Sir, you gotta climb on up there and bring him down. 1.1881 0.04606 101 85 13 3
2681 You will still have to clean up after him, sir. 1.1881 0.04606 101 85 13 3
2682 Harry, you may be a Roosevelt, but that still doesn’t make your dog a kite” 1.1881 0.04386 101 84 15 2
2683 To get him back try saying 'Heel, Liam'. 1.1881 0.04386 101 84 15 2
2684 Officer, the former owner was a yoga master. This seems to be the transition from downward facing dog to upward facing dog. . 1.1881 0.04386 101 84 15 2
2685 Let me guess,ever since winning Best In Show,he has been high as a kite? 1.1881 0.04386 101 84 15 2
2686 Allegations, that's all they were. 1.1881 0.04154 101 83 17 1
2687 Kite Runner. Eh? 1.1881 0.05017 101 87 9 5
2688 We’ve had some complaints about you not picking up after your dog. 1.1881 0.04154 101 83 17 1
2689 Sir, flying your dog is strictly prohibited in this section of the park. You want to go just past the trees there. 1.1881 0.04606 101 85 13 3
2690 The Hoover dog park sucks. 1.1881 0.04606 101 85 13 3
2691 Don't tell me - he's a seeing-eye dog and you're just looking. 1.1881 0.04386 101 84 15 2
2692 Please curb your dog. 1.1881 0.04154 101 83 17 1
2693 Is that an Air-a-dale Retriever? 1.1881 0.04606 101 85 13 3
2694 Roosevelt hated dogs! 1.1863 0.04564 102 86 13 3
2695 No Officer, it wasn’t difficult at all! 1.1863 0.04564 102 86 13 3
2696 I don't care if it's an emotional support animal, it needs to come down. 1.1863 0.04564 102 86 13 3
2697 I said take a hike, not fly a kite. 1.1863 0.04564 102 86 13 3
2698 Of course it's legit. It's the president's 'transitional object.' 1.1863 0.04772 102 87 11 4
2699 Sir, dog day afternoon is in August. 1.1863 0.04772 102 87 11 4
2700 Has a gas problem, right? 1.1863 0.04772 102 87 11 4
2701 Sir, it doesn't matter if your dog's name is Roosevelt. 1.1856 0.04710 97 82 12 3
2702 We have a strict catch and release policy in this park. 1.1856 0.04476 97 81 14 2
2703 Sir, you'll have to go. I've had complaints about a sh#tstorm. 1.1856 0.04476 97 81 14 2
2704 Park rules require you to curb your dog. 1.1856 0.04710 97 82 12 3
2705 Well in that case, you'll just have to carry a catcher's mitt, won't you? 1.1856 0.04710 97 82 12 3
2706 An Airedale? Is this some kind of joke to you? 1.1856 0.04476 97 81 14 2
2707 I'm reenacting one of Benjamin Franklin's lesser known experiments. 1.1856 0.05146 97 84 8 5
2708 Sure it checks all the boxes, but I am afraid that I just stepped in the one box that says it’s not a kite. 1.1856 0.04476 97 81 14 2
2709 It's okay, it's my comfort animal. 1.1848 0.04352 92 76 15 1
2710 Sorry, only when pigs fly. 1.1848 0.04352 92 76 15 1
2711 It has to be neutered or spayed. 1.1848 0.04352 92 76 15 1
2712 Sir, leashes are to be a maximum of six feet long. 1.1837 0.04435 98 82 14 2
2713 I'll alow it, but this won't fly at the skate park. 1.1837 0.04435 98 82 14 2
2714 Sir, you’ll need to show off your old dog’s new tricks at the K-9 Kite Park. 1.1837 0.04666 98 83 12 3
2715 No, my dog is too afraid of heights to even try it. 1.1837 0.04666 98 83 12 3
2716 We’ve had complaints that your kite is a real dog”. 1.1837 0.04435 98 82 14 2
2717 I see that he's on a leash. But he ain't no kite. 1.1837 0.04435 98 82 14 2
2718 His name is Hiasakite. 1.1809 0.04528 94 79 13 2
2719 Which one is Roosevelt? 1.1809 0.04268 94 78 15 1
2720 If you decide to walk your kite in the dog park, you’ll need a license for that! 1.1809 0.04268 94 78 15 1
2721 Your tail is too short 1.1809 0.04774 94 80 11 3
2722 Guess he thinks he is an Airedale? 1.1809 0.04774 94 80 11 3
2723 This area is off-leash only 1.1809 0.04268 94 78 15 1
2724 You'll need to fly a poop bag 1.1809 0.04774 94 80 11 3
2725 If you let it go, I’ll let you go. 1.1809 0.04528 94 79 13 2
2726 Cute, yes. But does he have a license? 1.1809 0.04528 94 79 13 2
2727 What up, dog? Outside of your dog, that is... 1.1809 0.04528 94 79 13 2
2728 I'm sorry, sir, but dog leashes cannot be longer than six feet. 1.1809 0.05008 94 81 9 4
2729 Yes, Officer, Happy insisted we make a statement on the final vote. 1.1809 0.05231 94 82 7 5
2730 Just make sure he stays on leash. 1.1809 0.04528 94 79 13 2
2731 If your kite poops your required to catch it before it hits the ground. 1.1809 0.04774 94 80 11 3
2732 Frank. The new deal is over. 1.1809 0.04528 94 79 13 2
2733 Perhaps a different food wouldn't leave him so bloated? 1.1809 0.04268 94 78 15 1
2734 My taxidermist uses helium. 1.1809 0.04774 94 80 11 3
2735 Amazing, yes, but you still need to pick up after him! 1.1809 0.05231 94 82 7 5
2736 What did your taxidermist use? 1.1809 0.05008 94 81 9 4
2737 I assume that’s an Airedale. 1.1809 0.04774 94 80 11 3
2738 I’m an enforcement officer with the ASPCA; you’re under arrest. 1.1809 0.04528 94 79 13 2
2739 Was that you singing "They Can't Take That Away from Me"? 1.1809 0.04774 94 80 11 3
2740 Thank you for returning my kite officer. He is a rescue kite so he has seen some pretty rough winds. 1.1809 0.04774 94 80 11 3
2741 Are you the guy who left your kite locked in a hot car? 1.1809 0.04528 94 79 13 2
2742 Technically he’s still off-leash. 1.1809 0.04268 94 78 15 1
2743 He loves flying, officer. He's an airedale. 1.1809 0.04268 94 78 15 1
2744 Wow! That one has some tailwind!…… 1.1809 0.04268 94 78 15 1
2745 Sorry, he needs a real leash. 1.1809 0.04774 94 80 11 3
2746 Think he would give me a turn? 1.1809 0.04268 94 78 15 1
2747 Just because it has a tail doesn't mean it belongs here... 1.1809 0.04774 94 80 11 3
2748 Really . . . ? 1.1809 0.04774 94 80 11 3
2749 You need to move to the dog park. 1.1809 0.05008 94 81 9 4
2750 Sorry sir, this is no longer a dog park 1.1809 0.04528 94 79 13 2
2751 Sir, Fala was a Scottie. 1.1809 0.04268 94 78 15 1
2752 That's what they said about the Wright Brothers 1.1809 0.04528 94 79 13 2
2753 Yesterday, some idiot tried to fly a French Bulldog. I thought everybody knows you can't fly one without a tail. 1.1809 0.04528 94 79 13 2
2754 You know, he'd probably be more stable with a harness vest on... 1.1809 0.04528 94 79 13 2
2755 Don't act like you've never seen a therapy kite. 1.1809 0.04774 94 80 11 3
2756 You and the guy across the way have to leave. This park is exclusively for righties." 1.1809 0.04268 94 78 15 1
2757 This is a K-9 No-Fly Zone. 1.1809 0.04528 94 79 13 2
2758 There have been some complaints. 1.1809 0.04528 94 79 13 2
2759 Sorry, buddy. You can't fly that dog here without a pooper umbrella. 1.1809 0.04774 94 80 11 3
2760 I respectfully disagree. He just doesn’t get the same feeling putting his head out the window no matter how fast we drive 1.1809 0.04268 94 78 15 1
2761 That looks exactly like My ex-wife’s dog, Lulu. 1.1809 0.05008 94 81 9 4
2762 He huffed, and he puffed... 1.1809 0.04774 94 80 11 3
2763 I'm sorry sir, but a woman with a bouffant asked me to remind you to curb your dog. 1.1809 0.04528 94 79 13 2
2764 Bring it down.I'm the dog catcher 1.1809 0.04268 94 78 15 1
2765 What? I'm a taxidermist... 1.1809 0.04268 94 78 15 1
2766 Mr. Romney, I presume? 1.1809 0.05008 94 81 9 4
2767 all right buddy,real him in... 1.1809 0.04774 94 80 11 3
2768 I've heard of check kiting, but dog kiting? 1.1809 0.04528 94 79 13 2
2769 I don’t mind you flying your dog. But he’s got to stop buzzing the baby strollers. 1.1809 0.04528 94 79 13 2
2770 Nice airdale, but I've told you before 'this isn't a dog park!' 1.1809 0.04528 94 79 13 2
2771 I won't give you a ticket, but you'll have to pick up after your kite. 1.1809 0.04528 94 79 13 2
2772 I guess it's true what they say about boxers. 1.1809 0.04528 94 79 13 2
2773 I must have left my Kite at the dog park! 1.1809 0.05231 94 82 7 5
2774 What? It's like a leash. 1.1809 0.04268 94 78 15 1
2775 Yes, I see he’s on a leash, but the dog park is on the other side of the park. 1.1809 0.04774 94 80 11 3
2776 Sorry, no dogs allowed, even if they ARE on a leash! 1.1809 0.04774 94 80 11 3
2777 I've got the same breed at home. She can't fly, of course, but she can sure fetch a stick like nobody's business. 1.1809 0.04268 94 78 15 1
2778 I don’t care how you’re doing it, you still have to pick up his poop. 1.1809 0.04528 94 79 13 2
2779 Cute dog. Whats his name? 1.1809 0.04268 94 78 15 1
2780 But sir...I'm just doing what I can, with what I have, where I am. 1.1809 0.04268 94 78 15 1
2781 Sir, I'm going to have to ask you to use the "off-leash" area 1.1809 0.04528 94 79 13 2
2782 It would have been better if you had used the tRump baby balloon from the UK!! 1.1809 0.04774 94 80 11 3
2783 Don't worry, he's fixed. 1.1809 0.04268 94 78 15 1
2784 Not all dogs go to heaven. 1.1809 0.04268 94 78 15 1
2785 PETA is not amused. 1.1809 0.04528 94 79 13 2
2786 Sir, I have asked you before not to fly your dog while there are children in the park. 1.1809 0.04268 94 78 15 1
2787 Don't cry wolf if your kite falls out of the sky. 1.1809 0.04268 94 78 15 1
2788 Now That, That is a baloon animal! 1.1809 0.04774 94 80 11 3
2789 I'm sorry, but my boss says it's not a leash 1.1809 0.04268 94 78 15 1
2790 That’s fine sir, but let me remind you to clean up after him, and good luck with that! 1.1809 0.04774 94 80 11 3
2791 5 more minutes and then it's small dog-kite flying time. 1.1809 0.04528 94 79 13 2
2792 All right, if you say so, but he doesn't look like an Airedale to me! 1.1809 0.04528 94 79 13 2
2793 All right pal, time to go. Your dog has had his day. 1.1809 0.04268 94 78 15 1
2794 I don't care if he's an airdale or ailmary, curb your dog! 1.1809 0.04528 94 79 13 2
2795 No pets allowed, sir. And the kite disguise won't work. 1.1809 0.04268 94 78 15 1
2796 The only thing Scooter is afraid of is fear itself. 1.1809 0.03991 94 77 17 0
2797 Yeah, the vet suggested this as a way to cure his flatulence. He loves it, and once he comes down, he sleeps like a rock. 1.1809 0.04528 94 79 13 2
2798 Liberal. 1.1809 0.04268 94 78 15 1
2799 How about you just take him for a walk next time. 1.1809 0.04528 94 79 13 2
2800 Of course, you need to clean up after your dog. 1.1809 0.04268 94 78 15 1
2801 Sorry Sir but you must leave. Dogs must be on a leash not a string. 1.1809 0.04528 94 79 13 2
2802 I'm sorry, sir, dog flying is not permitted in this park. 1.1809 0.04268 94 78 15 1
2803 No, no, no...I said,, "I'll let you join the junior rangers squad when PIGS fly." 1.1809 0.04528 94 79 13 2
2804 You are aware this is a leash-free park? 1.1809 0.04774 94 80 11 3
2805 Sir, your kite is a dog 1.1809 0.05008 94 81 9 4
2806 I think you have can't hear or have a drinking problem. I seriously doubt that Mary Poppins said 'let's go fly a coyote'. 1.1809 0.04528 94 79 13 2
2807 That is not yellow rain! 1.1809 0.05008 94 81 9 4
2808 Impressive, but the standard clean-up regulations still apply. 1.1809 0.04774 94 80 11 3
2809 No dogs allowed, sir. 1.1809 0.05231 94 82 7 5
2810 I don't care if it is an Airedale. 1.1809 0.04774 94 80 11 3
2811 There are no helium dogs at this park, sir. 1.1809 0.04528 94 79 13 2
2812 I just saw your "kite" tinkle. 1.1809 0.04268 94 78 15 1
2813 No dogs allowed? Not even this one? 1.1809 0.05008 94 81 9 4
2814 I don't care if it's an aerdale, -- you have to take him to the dog park. 1.1809 0.04528 94 79 13 2
2815 Technically yes, but he still needs to come down. 1.1809 0.04268 94 78 15 1
2816 Have you not considered implications of the extra tailwind? 1.1809 0.04268 94 78 15 1
2817 Maybe it's his diet. 1.1809 0.04268 94 78 15 1
2818 We don't do representational here. 1.1809 0.04774 94 80 11 3
2819 But, the other sign said “no dogs allowed on the grass.” 1.1809 0.04774 94 80 11 3
2820 Is that a drone? 1.1809 0.04528 94 79 13 2
2821 Sir, you are in violation of the maximum leash length law. 1.1809 0.04268 94 78 15 1
2822 No predators allowed in the park before dark. 1.1809 0.04528 94 79 13 2
2823 Just because he has a tail doesn't mean he's a kite." 1.1809 0.04268 94 78 15 1
2824 All I said was "Good boy" but I guess he heard "Good buoy." 1.1809 0.04528 94 79 13 2
2825 He's my emotional sport animal. 1.1809 0.04528 94 79 13 2
2826 I understand that he has flatulence and the thinner air up there helps him - but it doesn't help us down here. I'll back away and you bring him down. 1.1809 0.04528 94 79 13 2
2827 I don't care how you did that, gimme back my police dog. 1.1809 0.04774 94 80 11 3
2828 Is he a rescue? 1.1809 0.04268 94 78 15 1
2829 No sir, I'm not from the S.P.C.A., but they're on their way. 1.1809 0.04268 94 78 15 1
2830 It doesn't matter that it's a bird dog; the leash must be no longer than 6 feet! 1.1809 0.04528 94 79 13 2
2831 I told you not to bring your dog in the park. 1.1800 0.03861 100 82 18 0
2832 Sir, we have you on video feeding that dog beans...bad boy...bad boy... 1.1800 0.03861 100 82 18 0
2833 All I did was tell him to sit Officer. 1.1789 0.04728 95 81 11 3
2834 Just remember to curb your kite. 1.1789 0.04227 95 79 15 1
2835 Are you aware of the SPCA ban on pets breathing helium? 1.1789 0.04484 95 80 13 2
2836 Thank you for observing our leash law. 1.1789 0.04227 95 79 15 1
2837 Truly sir, a floral or stripe design is indeed required. 1.1789 0.04728 95 81 11 3
2838 You’re expected to clean up after your kite. 1.1789 0.04484 95 80 13 2
2839 No drones allowed. No dogs allowed. So absolutely no drone dogs allowed! 1.1789 0.04728 95 81 11 3
2840 Either you're Mary Poppins or there's going to be a really good explanation for this... 1.1789 0.04484 95 80 13 2
2841 Please stop bringing your Aidedale. 1.1789 0.04728 95 81 11 3
2842 I'm afraid we're tired of your flying wolf all the time. 1.1789 0.04728 95 81 11 3
2843 ...free like a bird, but the 'fallout' is of a different caliber altogether. Barbara Druskoff druskoff@att.net 1.1758 0.04840 91 78 10 3
2844 Sir, I suggest the 'Off Leash' area. 1.1758 0.04013 91 75 16 0
2845 Park Security: I told you, dogs are not allowed in this park. Man: But Rover's not in the park, he's in the air. 1.1758 0.04306 91 76 14 1
2846 Scooping it up and putting it in a bag isn't good enough. 1.1758 0.04306 91 76 14 1
2847 Is that Airedale licensed? 1.1758 0.04306 91 76 14 1
2848 The kites tail has to be longer than it’s body. 1.1758 0.04581 91 77 12 2
2849 Just a friendly reminder, Sir. No off leash here." 1.1758 0.04306 91 76 14 1
2850 You're still responsible for picking up after her. 1.1758 0.04840 91 78 10 3
2851 You're OK. But one guy didn't have his dog on a leash. 1.1758 0.04581 91 77 12 2
2852 It’s the dog itself, I fear. 1.1758 0.04840 91 78 10 3
2853 OK, just make sure you clean up after your kite 1.1758 0.04581 91 77 12 2
2854 Airedale or no airedale this is a kite park.. The dog park is down the street 1.1758 0.04581 91 77 12 2
2855 I'm sure it's a nice view. But bring him down. 1.1758 0.05086 91 79 8 4
2856 You DO Know the clean-up fines are heavier over here. 1.1758 0.04306 91 76 14 1
2857 I just came over here to make sure you weren't enjoying yourself. It is a kite park afterall. 1.1758 0.04013 91 75 16 0
2858 Just don't let him off the leash. 1.1758 0.04581 91 77 12 2
2859 I'm going to have to pat you down for your stash. Your dog is as high as a kite! 1.1758 0.04306 91 76 14 1
2860 Pilot strike. 1.1758 0.04840 91 78 10 3
2861 Your kite shit on a homeless person. 1.1758 0.04581 91 77 12 2
2862 As long as he stays on his leash, I don't care what you do. 1.1758 0.04306 91 76 14 1
2863 ...But flying squirrel roping is a family tradition! 1.1758 0.04840 91 78 10 3
2864 It’s fine, just don’t forget to clean up after him. 1.1758 0.04013 91 75 16 0
2865 I don't care if he's a Mind over Matter dog--you don't have a license for this! 1.1758 0.04306 91 76 14 1
2866 OK. OK. SO the tail keeps it from spinning and rolling. But you still can't fly it here until you stop it from whizzing all over everyone else! 1.1758 0.04581 91 77 12 2
2867 No. And I don’t care if Underdog does it in the Macy’s Parade. 1.1758 0.04581 91 77 12 2
2868 I don't care if he isn't on the park grounds- by extension he is 1.1758 0.04840 91 78 10 3
2869 Even if you do call him Fala, when you land him you're both off to the pound. 1.1758 0.04840 91 78 10 3
2870 Sir, there are no dog fights allowed in this kite park. 1.1758 0.04581 91 77 12 2
2871 You know the rule: tail longer than body. 1.1758 0.04581 91 77 12 2
2872 Dogs must be on a leash. That's a kite string. 1.1758 0.04840 91 78 10 3
2873 No, Franklin! 1.1758 0.04306 91 76 14 1
2874 Sir, I understand her name is Earhart, but she can’t fly here. 1.1758 0.04840 91 78 10 3
2875 I'm not even mad, impressed more than anything. 1.1758 0.04581 91 77 12 2
2876 For obvious reasons, you'll need to diaper that dog. 1.1758 0.04581 91 77 12 2
2877 Sir, you're still required to bag his poop. 1.1758 0.05086 91 79 8 4
2878 You’re a disgrace to Roosevelt 1.1758 0.04306 91 76 14 1
2879 I'm just exercising my bird dog. 1.1758 0.04013 91 75 16 0
2880 I guess you’re right. The only rules you’re actually violating are physics and aerodynamics related. Have a nice day. 1.1758 0.05086 91 79 8 4
2881 The dog park was five blocks farther. 1.1758 0.04581 91 77 12 2
2882 There have been complaints of your kite sniffing the other kites. 1.1758 0.04306 91 76 14 1
2883 Look, I hate to bother a good kite flier like yourself, but apparently someone has kidnapped Gunther the flying dog, have you seen him? 1.1758 0.04581 91 77 12 2
2884 Here it’s not “pup, pup and away”, it’s “up up and away”. 1.1758 0.04840 91 78 10 3
2885 If he's as high as a kite, you'll have to bring him down. 1.1758 0.04581 91 77 12 2
2886 Recreational doesn't meaning flying high as a kite! 1.1758 0.04581 91 77 12 2
2887 I don‘t know what you‘re talking about. 1.1758 0.04581 91 77 12 2
2888 What can I tell you? He said he wanted to fly. 1.1758 0.04581 91 77 12 2
2889 Sorry, he gets "heel" and "helium" confused. 1.1758 0.04581 91 77 12 2
2890 You should see her when she flies over the moon! 1.1758 0.04840 91 78 10 3
2891 I don't care if your name is Roosevelt Kite, you can't fly a helium-filled dog here. 1.1758 0.04306 91 76 14 1
2892 Don't act surprised. I've already had this 'talk' with you and everyone else in The Taxidermy Glider's Club. 1.1758 0.04306 91 76 14 1
2893 Excuse me but people are complaining that your kite has been trying to hump theirs. 1.1758 0.04013 91 75 16 0
2894 Did you let him do his business before getting up there? 1.1758 0.04840 91 78 10 3
2895 If he slobbers just once, you're out of here. 1.1758 0.04306 91 76 14 1
2896 I've seen a lot of gassy dogs in my life but... 1.1758 0.04306 91 76 14 1
2897 Picking up after him must be a challenge. 1.1758 0.04306 91 76 14 1
2898 He's in training to be the ultimate bird dog. 1.1758 0.04306 91 76 14 1
2899 No kites in the dog park, no dogs in the kite park. 1.1758 0.04581 91 77 12 2
2900 Sorry, you can only fly moose here. 1.1758 0.04840 91 78 10 3
2901 I don't care if he is an Airedale, he still isn't a kite 1.1758 0.04581 91 77 12 2
2902 Ground, air, doesn't matter. You still gotta use a pooper scooper. 1.1758 0.04840 91 78 10 3
2903 He can only get as high as the leash allows. 1.1758 0.04840 91 78 10 3
2904 Sir, the reason they don't have dog licenses is that those aren't real dogs. 1.1758 0.04581 91 77 12 2
2905 Just waiting for my neighbor to show up. 1.1758 0.04306 91 76 14 1
2906 You can't fly your dog here, Airedale or not. 1.1758 0.04306 91 76 14 1
2907 Wrong park. Try the wind tunnel park in Dearborn. 1.1758 0.04840 91 78 10 3
2908 I'd say it's pretty clear how he provides emotional support, thank you. 1.1758 0.04840 91 78 10 3
2909 The rule is no dogs on the grounds, but... 1.1758 0.04581 91 77 12 2
2910 The Millenials call this 'Sustainable' 1.1758 0.04306 91 76 14 1
2911 You know that dogs are not allowed in the park. 1.1758 0.04840 91 78 10 3
2912 That's what I call an isolated shower. 1.1758 0.04581 91 77 12 2
2913 Do you have a Permit for flying dogs? 1.1758 0.04306 91 76 14 1
2914 If he can’t refrain from peeing on the other park goers I’ll have to ask you both to leave.” 1.1758 0.04306 91 76 14 1
2915 That kite of yours better be either spayed or neutered! 1.1758 0.04581 91 77 12 2
2916 Tell him he needs to grow a longer tail. 1.1758 0.04306 91 76 14 1
2917 I see you’re following the new leash law! 1.1758 0.04581 91 77 12 2
2918 String-break, dog-gone. Get it? 1.1758 0.04581 91 77 12 2
2919 No, sir. This did not happen in _Mary Poppins_. 1.1758 0.04306 91 76 14 1
2920 What have you been feeding her? 1.1758 0.04840 91 78 10 3
2921 Thank you for abiding the leash law. 1.1758 0.04581 91 77 12 2
2922 Have ou tried feeding her Bean-O? 1.1758 0.04840 91 78 10 3
2923 You know it's illegal, but how did you get the dog so pumped up, anyway ? 1.1758 0.04840 91 78 10 3
2924 Well, I guess it does count as a leash. 1.1758 0.04581 91 77 12 2
2925 You need to Curb Your Kite. 1.1758 0.04581 91 77 12 2
2926 I don't care if he thinks he's a Flying squirrel! 1.1758 0.04306 91 76 14 1
2927 Sir, the helium dog park is in the next field over. 1.1758 0.04306 91 76 14 1
2928 Normally, our catch and release policy applies to fish only. 1.1758 0.04581 91 77 12 2
2929 As long as you keep him on a leash, sir. 1.1758 0.04013 91 75 16 0
2930 Have you lost your keys? 1.1758 0.04581 91 77 12 2
2931 I'd hate to see what you do to him at the skate park. 1.1758 0.04840 91 78 10 3
2932 Just remember to clean up after your kite. 1.1758 0.04581 91 77 12 2
2933 I'm sorry but dogs are not allowed in the park; even on leashes. 1.1758 0.04840 91 78 10 3
2934 But officer, without the string he’d just drift away! 1.1758 0.04306 91 76 14 1
2935 Thanks for obeying the park's lease law. 1.1758 0.04581 91 77 12 2
2936 Poor fella got into my stash, he is going to be like this for a couple hours. 1.1758 0.04840 91 78 10 3
2937 No, a kite string is not technically a leash. 1.1758 0.04581 91 77 12 2
2938 Sir, your dog shat upon my head. 1.1758 0.04581 91 77 12 2
2939 I'm sorry ! , but you've exceeded the local dog leash length requirement ! 1.1758 0.04840 91 78 10 3
2940 Please clean up after your kite, sir. 1.1758 0.04840 91 78 10 3
2941 Make sure he doesn't poop" 1.1758 0.04581 91 77 12 2
2942 It's pronounced 'a-KEET-ah', not 'a-KITE-ah.' 1.1758 0.04581 91 77 12 2
2943 No sir, technically, that does not count as a leash. 1.1758 0.04013 91 75 16 0
2944 Yes I can see it's a lot more pleasant when we're wearing hats. 1.1758 0.04306 91 76 14 1
2945 I don't care if he's on a leash. 1.1758 0.04581 91 77 12 2
2946 I use a regular kite at the dog park! 1.1758 0.04306 91 76 14 1
2947 OK, you proved your point- the tail is the key to flight control. 1.1758 0.04306 91 76 14 1
2948 Curb your dog! 1.1758 0.05086 91 79 8 4
2949 He's trying out for the next "Underdog" movie. 1.1758 0.04581 91 77 12 2
2950 My kite doesn't bite. 1.1758 0.04581 91 77 12 2
2951 We have a strict ‘no dogs’ policy. I’m sorry, but you and Fala must leave. 1.1758 0.04581 91 77 12 2
2952 Your dog's rabies shots up to date? 1.1758 0.04581 91 77 12 2
2953 I don’t know what your dogs on, but this is a drug free zone. 1.1758 0.04840 91 78 10 3
2954 OK. What did your feed your dog to produce this much gas? 1.1758 0.04840 91 78 10 3
2955 Sir, the rules state you must clean up after your kite. 1.1758 0.04013 91 75 16 0
2956 No, Teddy, nor Franklin would approve! 1.1758 0.04013 91 75 16 0
2957 Is your dog licensed? 1.1758 0.04581 91 77 12 2
2958 You have to leave your drunk dog is higher than a kite 1.1758 0.04840 91 78 10 3
2959 Probably not a good test of unconditional love 1.1758 0.04840 91 78 10 3
2960 Just make sure it doesn’t get off the leash again. 1.1758 0.04581 91 77 12 2
2961 I’m sorry, sir; there is no exception for Airedales. 1.1758 0.04306 91 76 14 1
2962 Sir, I'm going to have to ask you to cease and desist dog fighting the other kites. 1.1758 0.04581 91 77 12 2
2963 Please walk your dog like everyone else. We've been shit upon enough. 1.1758 0.04306 91 76 14 1
2964 I don't care if the dog park is closed today. 1.1758 0.04581 91 77 12 2
2965 I'm afraid his dog tags don't cover flying. 1.1758 0.04581 91 77 12 2
2966 Sir, do you have a license to fly that dog? 1.1758 0.04581 91 77 12 2
2967 Sir, it appears you need to pick up after your kite. 1.1758 0.05086 91 79 8 4
2968 Sorry, sir. Only neutered dogs at the park. 1.1744 0.04734 86 73 11 2
2969 Sir, are you the owner of the silver SUV in the lot? 1.1739 0.05034 92 80 8 4
2970 Stealing cars is a lot easier when people think you're a valet. 1.1739 0.04263 92 77 14 1
2971 If he bites any of the kites I'll have to ask you to leave.... 1.1739 0.04791 92 79 10 3
2972 I don’t care if he’s an Airedale, sir. You can’t fly him here. 1.1739 0.04791 92 79 10 3
2973 Pot Fest is next week. 1.1739 0.04263 92 77 14 1
2974 I need to see his rabies tag! 1.1739 0.04263 92 77 14 1
2975 This is not Roosevelt Higher Than a Kite Park, sir. 1.1739 0.04263 92 77 14 1
2976 I know that it's a sturdy string, but you must still have him on a leash. 1.1739 0.05266 92 81 6 5
2977 Sorry, pal, the AKC says there's no such breed as a ' Flying Wallenda'. 1.1739 0.05034 92 80 8 4
2978 We banned the flying squirrel, so I'm afraid Flying Fido will have to go, too. 1.1739 0.04535 92 78 12 2
2979 It’s okay, officer. This is just a walk in the park for Kite and me. 1.1739 0.05266 92 81 6 5
2980 Airedale, shmairedale!! Dogs aren't allowed in this section of the park. Please go now. 1.1739 0.04535 92 78 12 2
2981 Skye terrier my ass. 1.1739 0.04263 92 77 14 1
2982 Personally, I think cats are better aerodynamically, but you still need a license to fly that thing. 1.1739 0.04791 92 79 10 3
2983 The command is heal, not helium! 1.1739 0.03973 92 76 16 0
2984 Tell Falkor, hello, from Bastian. He knows who I am. 1.1739 0.04791 92 79 10 3
2985 License and dog-flying registration please. 1.1739 0.03973 92 76 16 0
2986 I don't care if Rocky is your friend, legally he is not a kite. 1.1739 0.04791 92 79 10 3
2987 I'm sorry but Fly Your Pet Day is tomorrow. 1.1739 0.04535 92 78 12 2
2988 Sorry, no pets allowed. 1.1739 0.05034 92 80 8 4
2989 Where are your plastic bags, sir? 1.1739 0.04263 92 77 14 1
2990 No, that's a KIT fox, and you can't fly it here. 1.1739 0.04535 92 78 12 2
2991 No can do with the airborne canine, sir 1.1739 0.04791 92 79 10 3
2992 Sorry, no dogist kites allowed. 1.1739 0.04263 92 77 14 1
2993 A taxidermist living his truth. 1.1739 0.04535 92 78 12 2
2994 Does he think he's an Airedale Terrier? 1.1739 0.04263 92 77 14 1
2995 This isn't about leash laws, sir. I just don't want the shih tzu to hit kite fans. 1.1739 0.04263 92 77 14 1
2996 Well,ok, if she's a sky terrier. 1.1739 0.04791 92 79 10 3
2997 Can you believe all those weirdos? 1.1739 0.04263 92 77 14 1
2998 He's fine on-leash, but what's the plan for waste management? 1.1739 0.04791 92 79 10 3
2999 People are complaining that your kite is peeing on them 1.1739 0.04791 92 79 10 3
3000 The sign says 'kite park,' not bite park. 1.1739 0.04535 92 78 12 2
3001 Your kite is a biological hazard. 1.1739 0.04535 92 78 12 2
3002 She said she'd marry when dogs can fly. 1.1739 0.04535 92 78 12 2
3003 No Dog Park for him. He doesn't play well with others. 1.1739 0.04263 92 77 14 1
3004 You’re under arrest for getting your dog high. 1.1739 0.04263 92 77 14 1
3005 Next time, don't use a balloon to play fetch. 1.1739 0.04535 92 78 12 2
3006 So it's an Airedale, huh? 1.1739 0.04263 92 77 14 1
3007 We got complaints of your dog doing number one and two on people's head . 1.1739 0.04791 92 79 10 3
3008 No room at the dog park, sir? 1.1739 0.04263 92 77 14 1
3009 Now just a doggone minute, sir.... 1.1739 0.04263 92 77 14 1
3010 Unfortunately you are only allowed to fly kites and elephants here sir. 1.1739 0.05266 92 81 6 5
3011 I don't care that your dog is an Airedale, you have to go to the dog park. 1.1739 0.04791 92 79 10 3
3012 Despite it being spread all around, you still have to pick it up. 1.1739 0.03973 92 76 16 0
3013 Your kite needs a diaper. 1.1739 0.04535 92 78 12 2
3014 Sorry, this isn't permitted till the dog days of August. 1.1739 0.04263 92 77 14 1
3015 Maybe you could have him neutered. 1.1739 0.04535 92 78 12 2
3016 We've noticed that you have not been cleaning up after your kite. 1.1739 0.04263 92 77 14 1
3017 I get that he is on a leash but this ain't the dog park. 1.1739 0.03973 92 76 16 0
3018 Don’t think I don’t know what your doing. 1.1739 0.04263 92 77 14 1
3019 Sorry to bother you, but your kite is shitting on everything. 1.1739 0.05266 92 81 6 5
3020 Just be sure he doesn't go off leash! 1.1739 0.04535 92 78 12 2
3021 I see that Rodney has taken to the fly command without any problems. 1.1739 0.04791 92 79 10 3
3022 Mrs. Ritterhouse objects to your flying your dog, sir, despite your promise to clean up after him. 1.1724 0.04684 87 74 11 2
3023 If you backed off, he’d quit marking his territory. 1.1720 0.04490 93 79 12 2
3024 I'm not sure this technically counts as a leash. 1.1720 0.04221 93 78 14 1
3025 Sorry sir, you need to go to the dog park. 1.1720 0.04743 93 80 10 3
3026 We don't allow Air Force dog fight practice here" 1.1720 0.04743 93 80 10 3
3027 That's not what "raise the roof" means 1.1720 0.04743 93 80 10 3
3028 Please curb your dog, sir. 1.1720 0.04221 93 78 14 1
3029 Any creature high on drugs is not allowed in this park. 1.1720 0.04490 93 79 12 2
3030 Are you one of those MS13 guys? 1.1720 0.04743 93 80 10 3
3031 Is your kite up-to-date with his shots? 1.1720 0.04743 93 80 10 3
3032 Sir, would you like a plastic bag to clean up after your kite? 1.1720 0.04743 93 80 10 3
3033 Do you have a license to fly that thing? 1.1720 0.04221 93 78 14 1
3034 Paper or plastic. No fur. 1.1720 0.04743 93 80 10 3
3035 - Sir, park regulations do not allow flying dogs here. - But he's technically on a leash, officer. 1.1720 0.04743 93 80 10 3
3036 Sir I understand your dog is having an identity crisis and everyone’s really impressed with the flying but the spraying is real problem! 1.1720 0.04490 93 79 12 2
3037 I need to see your kite's papers. 1.1720 0.04743 93 80 10 3
3038 But you said, "Dogs must be kept on a leash." 1.1720 0.04490 93 79 12 2
3039 You better have brought more than your poop bag with you. 1.1720 0.04221 93 78 14 1
3040 You don't have to leave, just don't give him so much water before coming here next time. 1.1720 0.03935 93 77 16 0
3041 I know. And he's still off leash. 1.1720 0.04490 93 79 12 2
3042 Sorry, no animals allowed in this park. 1.1720 0.04743 93 80 10 3
3043 For the last time, sir, flying a dog will not conduct electricity! 1.1720 0.04221 93 78 14 1
3044 Sir, in the park area dogs have to be muzzled 1.1720 0.04743 93 80 10 3
3045 The other contestants think you're dogging it. 1.1720 0.04221 93 78 14 1
3046 If that dog is a kite, you need to put a diaper on it. 1.1720 0.04490 93 79 12 2
3047 Because ya gotta run to fly a kite. 1.1720 0.04983 93 81 8 4
3048 Even though your taxidermist stuffed him with helium, he is still NOT a kite! 1.1720 0.04743 93 80 10 3
3049 Hey, that’s the new super leash from QVC isn’t it? 1.1720 0.04221 93 78 14 1
3050 No sir, balloon animals are not allowed. 1.1720 0.04221 93 78 14 1
3051 It is certainly a good good day for flying your dog. 1.1720 0.04490 93 79 12 2
3052 Well then you shouldn't allow bone-shaped kites either! 1.1720 0.04743 93 80 10 3
3053 Sir, I believe you've missed the point. 1.1720 0.04490 93 79 12 2
3054 He’s not on the grass. 1.1720 0.04490 93 79 12 2
3055 I don't care if he's on a leash. No dogs allowed. 1.1720 0.04490 93 79 12 2
3056 Mixed breeds are down the road. 1.1720 0.04221 93 78 14 1
3057 Regardless, you’ll still need to take him to the DOG park. 1.1720 0.04490 93 79 12 2
3058 We're going to need you to leave sir. That kind of tail isn't allowed in the park. 1.1720 0.04490 93 79 12 2
3059 Sorry, dog kite strings can't be longer than six feet. 1.1720 0.04743 93 80 10 3
3060 Just so you know - no aerial dogfights allowed... 1.1720 0.04490 93 79 12 2
3061 Just remember to be respectful to the other visitors and curb your dog. 1.1720 0.03935 93 77 16 0
3062 I get it. Very funny. An Airedale. But Inappropriate. 1.1720 0.04743 93 80 10 3
3063 It’s a one-dog kite. 1.1720 0.04743 93 80 10 3
3064 I know it’s a kite park, but my Airedale loves hanging around here 1.1720 0.04983 93 81 8 4
3065 I'm going to have to issue you a citation for breaking the law of gravity. Markell West markellorhighwater@gmail.com 301 725 9378. No dog-walking in the kite park. Stephen West sleepeesteev@gmail.com, 301 725 9378 1.1720 0.03935 93 77 16 0
3066 We're getting complaints about acid rain. 1.1720 0.04490 93 79 12 2
3067 Sir, you will still have to pick up and dispose before leaving. 1.1720 0.04490 93 79 12 2
3068 The theme for today’s festival is “carnival”- not “carnivore”. 1.1720 0.04221 93 78 14 1
3069 I don't care if its name is "Kite", it's still a dog, and it needs a dog tag and a collar. 1.1720 0.04743 93 80 10 3
3070 He’s cute, but he’s no Underdog... 1.1720 0.04490 93 79 12 2
3071 Your K9 needs to head over to Cloud Nine 1.1720 0.04743 93 80 10 3
3072 This cartoon doesn't make any sense. 1.1720 0.04743 93 80 10 3
3073 Dog flying is only on Tuesdays. 1.1720 0.04743 93 80 10 3
3074 Is that the new dog drone kite that defecates on its enemies? 1.1720 0.04221 93 78 14 1
3075 Airedales only, sir. 1.1720 0.04490 93 79 12 2
3076 That's the worst case of separation anxiety I've ever seen. 1.1720 0.04221 93 78 14 1
3077 your dog's high pitched bark is breaking windows in the neighborhood sir. 1.1720 0.04221 93 78 14 1
3078 I'm with the ASPCA. 1.1720 0.04221 93 78 14 1
3079 Do you have a permit to fly a quadriped? 1.1720 0.04221 93 78 14 1
3080 We have a six foot leash ordinance. 1.1720 0.04743 93 80 10 3
3081 Okay, okay. I know it's the year of the dog, but jeez.... 1.1720 0.04983 93 81 8 4
3082 What's in a name?" That which we call a kite By any other name...goes two blocks over to the dog park 1.1720 0.04743 93 80 10 3
3083 He just needs to get some air, Officer ! 1.1720 0.03935 93 77 16 0
3084 It's against the contest rules to have the tail wagging. 1.1720 0.04743 93 80 10 3
3085 Do you have proof of your kite’s vaccinations? 1.1705 0.04031 88 73 15 0
3086 As you can imagine, we don't condone going off-leash in this park. 1.1705 0.04634 88 75 11 2
3087 This park has a strict rule against helium breeds. 1.1705 0.04908 88 76 9 3
3088 Sir, has your kite had its rabies shot? 1.1705 0.04908 88 76 9 3
3089 Your dog has to be on a leash at all times. 1.1702 0.04180 94 79 14 1
3090 I watch CSI. I can tell it's from him by the splatter pattern. 1.1702 0.04180 94 79 14 1
3091 He better not take a piss while his up there. 1.1702 0.04180 94 79 14 1
3092 When we let you adopt an Airedale, we thought you had a little better understanding! 1.1667 0.04427 84 71 12 1
3093 Don't we have enough problems with bird poop in this park! 1.1667 0.04091 84 70 14 0
3094 Why is everyone who's having fun white and the low-wage security guy a person of color? 1.1667 0.04427 84 71 12 1
3095 What type of service kite is it? 1.1667 0.04740 84 72 10 2
3096 H.R 2331 Requires all animals to be on a short lease 1.1667 0.04427 84 71 12 1
3097 I’m sorry, sir, but your leash is more than six feet long. 1.1667 0.04091 84 70 14 0
3098 Hey, Buddy, that's just a piece of string, and it's called a "leash law." 1.1667 0.04427 84 71 12 1
3099 Don't you think playing fetch might be a bit tricky? 1.1667 0.04091 84 70 14 0
3100 Sorry sir...but helium is against park regulations. 1.1667 0.04091 84 70 14 0
3101 I was ready to cut off my arm if he would just stop barking at night 1.1667 0.04427 84 71 12 1
3102 Sorry, no dogs 1.1667 0.04427 84 71 12 1
3103 But it isn't a dog park now" 1.1667 0.04740 84 72 10 2
3104 Sorry - kite-otes are illegal! 1.1628 0.05194 86 76 6 4
3105 Unless his name is Falah, you're in the wrong place. 1.1628 0.04637 86 74 10 2
3106 Technically there’s no law about picking-up after your kite. 1.1628 0.04332 86 73 12 1
3107 You need to get your Airedale out of here, Sir. 1.1628 0.04924 86 75 8 3
3108 I’m afraid you and your weird dog are no longer welcome here. 1.1628 0.04637 86 74 10 2
3109 FLYING YOUR DOG WITHOUT A PERMIT WILL SURELY GET YOU THREE DAYS IN JAIL. 1.1628 0.04332 86 73 12 1
3110 The kite’s good, but helium in a live dog is not. 1.1628 0.04924 86 75 8 3
3111 You don't recognize Fala? It's Roosevelt's dog! 1.1628 0.04924 86 75 8 3
3112 Your papers, please. 1.1628 0.04637 86 74 10 2
3113 Even though you say he's park broken it´s too risky to fly him here. Take him over the hill to the Nixon Dog Park. 1.1628 0.04637 86 74 10 2
3114 My wife told me to go fly a kite. My dog's name is kite. 1.1628 0.04004 86 72 14 0
3115 At least he’s on a leash. 1.1628 0.04332 86 73 12 1
3116 Sir, don't you think you're taking the Chinese Year of the Dog too seriously? 1.1628 0.04637 86 74 10 2
3117 Bad case of gas? 1.1628 0.04924 86 75 8 3
3118 you're gonna need an airbag if he goes 1.1628 0.04637 86 74 10 2
3119 Is your dog air broken? 1.1628 0.04004 86 72 14 0
3120 Animal Control will here about this 1.1628 0.04637 86 74 10 2
3121 It is a breed known for producing enormous flatulence. 1.1628 0.04637 86 74 10 2
3122 You're still going to have to pick up after him. 1.1628 0.04332 86 73 12 1
3123 If he isn't riding a doghouse, he doesn't belong. 1.1628 0.04637 86 74 10 2
3124 Sir, The dog park is just over the hill. 1.1628 0.04332 86 73 12 1
3125 Sorry, sir, I refuse to believe his bark is worse than this. 1.1628 0.04637 86 74 10 2
3126 I hope you brought enough umbrellas for everybody. 1.1628 0.04004 86 72 14 0
3127 He pooped already right? 1.1628 0.04924 86 75 8 3
3128 Sir, if you have filled that dog with helium I going to have to report you to the doggie police. 1.1628 0.04332 86 73 12 1
3129 Nice try. Hand over the helium... 1.1628 0.05194 86 76 6 4
3130 A tail and a spine does not qualify her as a kite. 1.1628 0.04332 86 73 12 1
3131 Impressive, but you and your "air" dale should be over in the dog park. 1.1628 0.04332 86 73 12 1
3132 I get the television reference but wolves are an endangered species! 1.1628 0.04924 86 75 8 3
3133 Sorry pal. Dogs aren't allowed in this park. You might try highway driving with her window rolled down. 1.1628 0.05194 86 76 6 4
3134 Airedale terriers are not allowed. If you could put a pit bull up, I'd look the other way, since the other kites would be gone. 1.1628 0.04637 86 74 10 2
3135 Is your taxidermist licensed? 1.1628 0.04332 86 73 12 1
3136 I don't give a hoot what he's doing, your dog needs to be on a leash, sir. 1.1628 0.04637 86 74 10 2
3137 I think you can fly dogs in Jersey. 1.1628 0.04637 86 74 10 2
3138 He's been doing this ever since we saw that hypnotist act in Vegas. 1.1628 0.04637 86 74 10 2
3139 Bob, I’ve told you a 1000 times, he has to fly into the wind. 1.1628 0.04332 86 73 12 1
3140 Sir, park rules have to be followed- you must WALK your dog on a leash.” 1.1628 0.04332 86 73 12 1
3141 I think it’s about time you brought ‘Poop Chute’ down.” 1.1628 0.04332 86 73 12 1
3142 He‘s just a little gassy. 1.1628 0.04332 86 73 12 1
3143 You need to walk him before you fly him. 1.1628 0.04637 86 74 10 2
3144 There’s a rule against using helium 1.1628 0.04637 86 74 10 2
3145 No dogs allowed, even on a leash. 1.1628 0.04332 86 73 12 1
3146 Um... it's my service animal. 1.1628 0.04924 86 75 8 3
3147 Where can I get one of those? I think my wife, would love it! 1.1628 0.04924 86 75 8 3
3148 He didn't want to to do it but I talked him into it. 1.1628 0.04332 86 73 12 1
3149 Sir, I thought I told you yesterday, if he’s going to be up there he needs to wear a diaper. 1.1628 0.04637 86 74 10 2
3150 The Macy's parade isn't until November. 1.1628 0.04637 86 74 10 2
3151 What's the big idea, Fala? 1.1628 0.04332 86 73 12 1
3152 Your kite doesn't have an appropriate tail, Sir. 1.1628 0.04637 86 74 10 2
3153 Leashes more than ten feet long are against Park regulations. 1.1628 0.04924 86 75 8 3
3154 Officer his name IS roosevelt..... 1.1628 0.04924 86 75 8 3
3155 Sir, this is an animal free zone 1.1628 0.04332 86 73 12 1
3156 This park only allows vegan kites. 1.1628 0.04924 86 75 8 3
3157 Sir I know it’s all a simulation, but this is getting a little out of hand. 1.1628 0.04637 86 74 10 2
3158 The Wonderdog family, not the Rosssevelts sponsor the dog flying park 1.1628 0.04332 86 73 12 1
3159 Can I try? 1.1628 0.04924 86 75 8 3
3160 Light as a kite I see. 1.1628 0.04637 86 74 10 2
3161 I haven't seen a bitch this high since Lindsey Lohan's mental breakdown lol 1.1628 0.04332 86 73 12 1
3162 We've had complaints about rain... 1.1628 0.04332 86 73 12 1
3163 I’m sorry but he is still technically not on a leash. 1.1628 0.04332 86 73 12 1
3164 Our terms of service have changed... 1.1628 0.04332 86 73 12 1
3165 I said, reel in, sir. Animal cruelty is in the eye of the beholder. 1.1628 0.04637 86 74 10 2
3166 I'll admit, this just the seed round. 1.1628 0.04924 86 75 8 3
3167 But doesn't that technically make it a pigeon? 1.1628 0.04004 86 72 14 0
3168 Yours isn't too colorful. 1.1628 0.04332 86 73 12 1
3169 This is the last warning about your kite marking its territory. 1.1628 0.04637 86 74 10 2
3170 Do you have any controlled substances on you? 1.1628 0.04332 86 73 12 1
3171 It looks like a dog. It barks like a dog. Sir, it is a dog, not a kite. 1.1628 0.04332 86 73 12 1
3172 Sorry, the dog park is crazy on Sundays. 1.1628 0.04637 86 74 10 2
3173 Well, I guess it's OK as long as he stays on his leash. 1.1628 0.04332 86 73 12 1
3174 Do you know how far past the leash limit you're going? 1.1628 0.04332 86 73 12 1
3175 How many times have I told you to put socks on that kite. 1.1628 0.04332 86 73 12 1
3176 And what makes you think I would have anything to do with this so-called 'yellow rain' people are complaining about? 1.1628 0.04004 86 72 14 0
3177 Well, we ain't fishin'. 1.1628 0.04332 86 73 12 1
3178 I had a rescue Airborne Airedale too! Called mine Sister Bertrille. One day she just flew pup, pup, and away! 1.1628 0.04332 86 73 12 1
3179 have him sit 1.1628 0.04637 86 74 10 2
3180 Sir, please just scoop up your "kite's" poop. 1.1628 0.04004 86 72 14 0
3181 What's your plan for the poop? 1.1628 0.04004 86 72 14 0
3182 Sir, the dog park is located at 5th and Hudson. 1.1628 0.04332 86 73 12 1
3183 I think that you are misunderstanding the leash law. 1.1628 0.04637 86 74 10 2
3184 You give new meaning to "Curb your dog". 1.1628 0.04637 86 74 10 2
3185 You used to kite checks, right? 1.1628 0.04332 86 73 12 1
3186 Sir, this park is for "Kites Only" 1.1628 0.04924 86 75 8 3
3187 You need to take your doggie kite to the dog park, Sir 1.1628 0.04332 86 73 12 1
3188 Sir, people from PETA are complaining about your use of a mega- flatulent animal for a kite. 1.1628 0.04332 86 73 12 1
3189 On second thought, put him back in the hot car. 1.1628 0.04332 86 73 12 1
3190 I know what you're thinking, my dog's super-high. But it's not my fault, he's a meth lab. 1.1628 0.04004 86 72 14 0
3191 His name's Isaac, and he's a spaniel. 1.1628 0.04924 86 75 8 3
3192 Actually the ordinance doesn't mention any particular breeds. 1.1628 0.04332 86 73 12 1
3193 I’m sorry, sir, but the rules of the physical world are very clear. 1.1628 0.04637 86 74 10 2
3194 You say the First Amendment gives you the right to fly any kite you choose? I say the Second Amendment gives me the right to shoot your damned kite down. 1.1628 0.05194 86 76 6 4
3195 I don't care if it IS an Airedale, this is the kite park! 1.1628 0.04004 86 72 14 0
3196 I shouldn't have to remind you again to pick up after your dog. 1.1628 0.04637 86 74 10 2
3197 I'm sorry, dogs are not allowed 1.1628 0.04637 86 74 10 2
3198 Sir, we have had multiple complaints that you are not picking up after your dog. 1.1628 0.04332 86 73 12 1
3199 You can fly it here, but show me your palms, now! 1.1628 0.04004 86 72 14 0
3200 Sir,kindly curb your dog 1.1628 0.04332 86 73 12 1
3201 I'm gonna kill your dog 1.1628 0.04924 86 75 8 3
3202 A six foot leash sir. 1.1628 0.04004 86 72 14 0
3203 Some guy complained that your kite sprinkled on him. 1.1628 0.04332 86 73 12 1
3204 He can cool off somewhere else. 1.1628 0.04637 86 74 10 2
3205 Hey, my taxidermist paid for this. I have every right to be here. 1.1628 0.04332 86 73 12 1
3206 Sorry sir, scottish terriers only 1.1628 0.04332 86 73 12 1
3207 He better be potty trained! 1.1628 0.04924 86 75 8 3
3208 You're not supposed to have a dog in that fight, er, I meant kite. 1.1628 0.04637 86 74 10 2
3209 That's not a kite...that's a balloon. 1.1628 0.04637 86 74 10 2
3210 I don't care if his name is Fala! 1.1628 0.04637 86 74 10 2
3211 Yeah, the other day a guy came in with Bullwinkle kite... You should look him up. 1.1628 0.04004 86 72 14 0
3212 Sorry no dogs allowed, even on a leash. 1.1628 0.04637 86 74 10 2
3213 I see you've tried the pet dispensary around the corner? Do you have enough treats after she comes down? 1.1628 0.04004 86 72 14 0
3214 A license is required to own a flying squirrel? 1.1628 0.04637 86 74 10 2
3215 Ok 1.1628 0.04637 86 74 10 2
3216 Sorry, sir, the taxidermy park is in Brooklyn. 1.1628 0.04637 86 74 10 2
3217 I get it - girls just wanna have fun! 1.1628 0.04332 86 73 12 1
3218 Sir, you'll have to take yours to the dog-kite flying park. 1.1628 0.04637 86 74 10 2
3219 Don't quote leash laws to me! 1.1628 0.04637 86 74 10 2
3220 Sir, you have to leave. Your kite keeps “going” on the flyers 1.1628 0.04637 86 74 10 2
3221 Are you aware that wolves are protected, Sir? 1.1628 0.04637 86 74 10 2
3222 If that's Fala, you're under arrest! 1.1628 0.04004 86 72 14 0
3223 We had a report of an aerial bombardment. 1.1628 0.04637 86 74 10 2
3224 Only six feet above the hand holding the leash. 1.1628 0.04332 86 73 12 1
3225 I don't care if his name is roosevelt...bring him down! 1.1628 0.05194 86 76 6 4
3226 That's no way to let the dog out... 1.1628 0.04637 86 74 10 2
3227 I don't care if he's Krypto the superdog. You're still responsible for picking up after him. 1.1628 0.04637 86 74 10 2
3228 Tis a Kite Park not a Protest Park. 1.1628 0.04637 86 74 10 2
3229 What part of the leash law don't you understand, sir? 1.1628 0.04637 86 74 10 2
3230 Has your kite had it's rabies shots? 1.1628 0.04332 86 73 12 1
3231 Yes, even though his name is ‘Kite’ . . . 1.1628 0.04637 86 74 10 2
3232 Scoop up or scram. 1.1628 0.04332 86 73 12 1
3233 Airedale terrier I presume? 1.1628 0.04637 86 74 10 2
3234 I'm sorry, sir. You need a license to fly your dog. 1.1628 0.04004 86 72 14 0
3235 I'm afraid it's not just semantics sir. 1.1628 0.04637 86 74 10 2
3236 I don’t care if it is an Airedale, pull it down 1.1628 0.04332 86 73 12 1
3237 Yes, but I'm afraid yours is far too disturbingly realistic. 1.1628 0.04637 86 74 10 2
3238 Yes, I know you're a contrarian. And yes, yes. I know, they told you to go fly a kite.. 1.1628 0.04924 86 75 8 3
3239 You have advanced to stage 2 in dirigible training. 1.1628 0.04637 86 74 10 2
3240 I don't care if he's a high strung dog. 1.1628 0.04004 86 72 14 0
3241 Just tell him that good boys don't fly. 1.1628 0.04637 86 74 10 2
3242 Oh the humanity. 1.1628 0.04637 86 74 10 2
3243 I don't care if they do let you fly it in Boca Raton, you can't fly it here. 1.1628 0.04637 86 74 10 2
3244 Does the helium give him that high pitched bark too? 1.1628 0.04332 86 73 12 1
3245 I'm wondering if your dog is not the only one who is high as a kite? 1.1628 0.04637 86 74 10 2
3246 Is that the smashed dried-up dog that was on Fulton Street last week. I'm sorry, but it has to be impounded for the kids sake. 1.1628 0.04924 86 75 8 3
3247 So this dog is not your best friend! 1.1628 0.04637 86 74 10 2
3248 This is what Fala would have wanted. 1.1628 0.04637 86 74 10 2
3249 Park", not "Bark 1.1628 0.04004 86 72 14 0
3250 I don't care if he does like it, sir, the pigeons are claiming unfair competition. 1.1628 0.04004 86 72 14 0
3251 Filling your dog with gas doesn’t turn it into a kite. 1.1628 0.04637 86 74 10 2
3252 Did you know that Aire-dales are a prohibited breed in this park, sir? 1.1628 0.04637 86 74 10 2
3253 Sir, I'm no veterinarian, but I think your dog has gas. 1.1628 0.04637 86 74 10 2
3254 That's frowned upon in Korea 1.1628 0.04924 86 75 8 3
3255 I don't care if it's on Chairman Meow's bucket list, sir. 1.1628 0.04332 86 73 12 1
3256 Let me guess, his name is Roosevelt? 1.1628 0.04637 86 74 10 2
3257 You should be flying your dog over in the dog park 1.1628 0.04637 86 74 10 2
3258 Did you feed him Alpo with beans or Alpo with beef ? 1.1628 0.04004 86 72 14 0
3259 I'm sorry sir, you're only allowed to fly dead animals here. 1.1628 0.04637 86 74 10 2
3260 No furry kites in the park. 1.1628 0.05194 86 76 6 4
3261 Don't forget to collect your space debris. 1.1628 0.04332 86 73 12 1
3262 The dog area is on the other side of the park. 1.1628 0.05194 86 76 6 4
3263 He is a natural floater 1.1628 0.04924 86 75 8 3
3264 We don't think this qualifies him as a service animal. 1.1628 0.04332 86 73 12 1
3265 Sir, can't you read the sign? This is a kite flying park, not a rejected-balloon-animal-flying-park" 1.1628 0.04637 86 74 10 2
3266 We don’t care that you’re going to scoop afterwards....we’re worried about where you think it’s going to land!!!! 1.1628 0.04924 86 75 8 3
3267 Don't forget that you still have to pick up after him. 1.1628 0.04637 86 74 10 2
3268 These air bud sequels are getting ridiculous. 1.1628 0.04637 86 74 10 2
3269 Sir, we've had complaints and I'm pretty sure no dog likes to fly that high. 1.1628 0.04637 86 74 10 2
3270 I'm sorry, sir, your dog cannot chase the kites here 1.1628 0.04637 86 74 10 2
3271 No live kites allowed! 1.1628 0.04637 86 74 10 2
3272 Vegetarian kites only, sir. 1.1628 0.04637 86 74 10 2
3273 Above the grass counts as on the grass 1.1628 0.04332 86 73 12 1
3274 I’ll be doggone. 1.1628 0.04637 86 74 10 2
3275 Fine. As long as she stops chasing the other kite’s tails... 1.1628 0.04332 86 73 12 1
3276 Everything’s up in the air! 1.1628 0.05194 86 76 6 4
3277 No one has ever complained about pulled pork. 1.1628 0.04924 86 75 8 3
3278 Shouldn’t your wife be flying a super-sized pooper scooper? 1.1628 0.04924 86 75 8 3
3279 OK, fine -- but has she been a good doggie woggie? 1.1628 0.04332 86 73 12 1
3280 Sir, did you read the sign? 1.1628 0.04637 86 74 10 2
3281 But sir, do you know how hard it is to make a balloon out of your dead dog? 1.1628 0.04332 86 73 12 1
3282 You'll have to bring that down to 6 ft. or less. 1.1605 0.04464 81 69 11 1
3283 I hope you brought a real long scooper. 1.1605 0.04104 81 68 13 0
3284 You're starting to remind me of a guy I took in last week for flying a Bullwinkle. 1.1605 0.04797 81 70 9 2
3285 Look, I won't arrest you if he can get my Frisbee off the roof. 1.1605 0.04104 81 68 13 0
3286 No Sir, it's not allowed. Not even when the dog's name is Fala. 1.1605 0.04104 81 68 13 0
3287 Well I saw a pig flying the other day. 1.1566 0.04364 83 71 11 1
3288 I had an Airedale once, until he dived. 1.1566 0.04992 83 73 7 3
3289 But Officer I have my Kiteyote on leash what's the problem? 1.1566 0.04364 83 71 11 1
3290 Here's a couple of waste bags for you sir. I find those Labradors good fliers but real messy. 1.1566 0.04364 83 71 11 1
3291 Charlie got into my edibles again. 1.1566 0.04689 83 72 9 2
3292 No kite-bending allowed at Roosevelt, sir. Let's make kite parks great again. 1.1566 0.04689 83 72 9 2
3293 My butt doesn't think he's a kite 1.1566 0.04992 83 73 7 3
3294 I just felt another drop. What could that be? 1.1566 0.04364 83 71 11 1
3295 A KITE-yote, sir? Well played. 1.1566 0.04689 83 72 9 2
3296 I hope you're are planning on picking up after your kite. 1.1566 0.04689 83 72 9 2
3297 It’s not a violation if he’s a service dog 1.1566 0.04364 83 71 11 1
3298 You can't fly your dog here. 1.1566 0.05279 83 74 5 4
3299 I don't care if he's an Airedale; he belongs in the dog park. 1.1566 0.04364 83 71 11 1
3300 Sir, I advise you to stop before PETA takes notice. 1.1566 0.04364 83 71 11 1
3301 Only real kites allowed. Because it has a tail doesn't make it a kite 1.1566 0.04014 83 70 13 0
3302 Did a flasher and his dog pass by here a moment ago? 1.1566 0.04364 83 71 11 1
3303 Oh sh***t. That's where the dog went! 1.1566 0.04364 83 71 11 1
3304 Sir, I don't care if he's an Airedale, dog park is down the street. 1.1566 0.04689 83 72 9 2
3305 I thought we were doing balloons 1.1566 0.04689 83 72 9 2
3306 There have been complaints from the poop patrol.... 1.1566 0.04992 83 73 7 3
3307 "No flying giant dead rats in the park without a pass." 1.1566 0.05279 83 74 5 4
3308 We've had a complaint of a kite bite, have you seen anything suspicious? 1.1566 0.04014 83 70 13 0
3309 Has your animal kite eaten anything recently that would make it's bowel movement irregular? 1.1566 0.04992 83 73 7 3
3310 It doesn't matter that he was a stand in for Underdog, the sign says Kite Park, not Dog Park. 1.1566 0.04689 83 72 9 2
3311 Officer, my therapist has approved Sparky to fly for my emotional support. 1.1566 0.04992 83 73 7 3
3312 Is your dog an airdale? 1.1566 0.04364 83 71 11 1
3313 is that better be a flying squirrel. 1.1566 0.04014 83 70 13 0
3314 Ever since the Denver dog show, he’s been high as a .... 1.1566 0.04992 83 73 7 3
3315 You should have never let him swallow that balloon. 1.1566 0.04364 83 71 11 1
3316 Golden retrievers are not kites. 1.1566 0.04364 83 71 11 1
3317 Sir, you wouldn't want me to walk my kite at your dog park, now would you? 1.1566 0.04689 83 72 9 2
3318 I don’t care if your dog does have gas, you can’t fly him in this park. 1.1566 0.04364 83 71 11 1
3319 Park rules state that all dogs must be on a leash. I don't believe kite string qualifies! 1.1566 0.04689 83 72 9 2
3320 I don't care that your dog's name is Kite. 1.1566 0.04689 83 72 9 2
3321 While we allow dogs in this park if on leash, we haven't stipulated their welcome if tethered to a balloon 1.1566 0.04014 83 70 13 0
3322 Even though it's an Airedale, it has to be on a short leash. 1.1566 0.04364 83 71 11 1
3323 The only thing to fear is the bite itself. 1.1566 0.04689 83 72 9 2
3324 You’ve never seen an emotional support service animal? 1.1566 0.04689 83 72 9 2
3325 We've had complaints...you need to curb your dog... 1.1566 0.04689 83 72 9 2
3326 Sir, you can't fly your dog here. 1.1566 0.04689 83 72 9 2
3327 No individuality allowed! 1.1566 0.04364 83 71 11 1
3328 Keep away from that girl in the Red Hood. 1.1566 0.04364 83 71 11 1
3329 Sir, I don’t care if his name is Lindbergh, your dog needs to be walked. 1.1566 0.04364 83 71 11 1
3330 Cat food? Don't you know feeding them cat food gives them really bad gas? 1.1566 0.04689 83 72 9 2
3331 Yeah, once we saw all the pigs fly, we figured it was just a matter of time... 1.1566 0.04364 83 71 11 1
3332 Sorry officer. I thought this was a Kite Bark. 1.1566 0.04364 83 71 11 1
3333 I'm not gonna ask you again, Mr. Stevens. 1.1566 0.04364 83 71 11 1
3334 No more pidgeon hunting! 1.1566 0.04992 83 73 7 3
3335 If he has an accident, it's on you friend. 1.1566 0.04364 83 71 11 1
3336 Puppy uppers aren't allowed here. 1.1566 0.04689 83 72 9 2
3337 If he farts, you're disqualified for jet propulsion. 1.1566 0.04689 83 72 9 2
3338 We're from ICE. May we see your kite's paperwork? 1.1566 0.04364 83 71 11 1
3339 You need to give him something to stop the gas 1.1566 0.04992 83 73 7 3
3340 I'm sorry, this is not a doggie park 1.1566 0.04689 83 72 9 2
3341 Sir, the dog park is one block over. 1.1566 0.04014 83 70 13 0
3342 Sir, I have to write you a ticket. Rules are rules, only pigs can fly. 1.1566 0.04364 83 71 11 1
3343 Sir, this is not the dog park. 1.1566 0.04014 83 70 13 0
3344 A john there no flying dog in the park." patrick mcguire waldorf ,m 1.1566 0.04992 83 73 7 3
3345 I don't care that he's high as a kite, no dogs allowed. 1.1566 0.04992 83 73 7 3
3346 It’s my service dog! 1.1566 0.04364 83 71 11 1
3347 Sir, please pick up after your kite. 1.1566 0.04364 83 71 11 1
3348 The definition of kite does not include "best friend" 1.1566 0.04364 83 71 11 1
3349 You know the rules. No dogs allowed in the park! 1.1566 0.04364 83 71 11 1
3350 I know it's a health hazard but Teddy would definitely approve! 1.1566 0.04689 83 72 9 2
3351 Sir, two wrongs don't make a right. 1.1566 0.04992 83 73 7 3
3352 I don't care if he is an Airedale, he can't be up there. 1.1566 0.04992 83 73 7 3
3353 I don't care what he smoked, he's still a dog. 1.1566 0.04689 83 72 9 2
3354 Eleanor made the rule: No flying dogs! 1.1566 0.04992 83 73 7 3
3355 That's a bitching kite. 1.1566 0.04364 83 71 11 1
3356 Is your dog vaccinated for rabies? 1.1566 0.04689 83 72 9 2
3357 Fine by me, as long as it’s on a leash. 1.1566 0.04689 83 72 9 2
3358 We were watching the parade on TV yesterday and he was jealous. 1.1566 0.04689 83 72 9 2
3359 Sir, I need to inform you that if your dog drops it, you still need to pick it up. 1.1566 0.04014 83 70 13 0
3360 Would you like a poop bag or a rain hat? 1.1566 0.04689 83 72 9 2
3361 This doesn't preclude you from picking up the droppings. 1.1566 0.04014 83 70 13 0
3362 We lost ours a year ago, and we just aren't ready for another one yet. 1.1566 0.04364 83 71 11 1
3363 We're practicing for the Thanksgiving Day parade. 1.1566 0.04014 83 70 13 0
3364 Cop tickets Fido for barking for the wind 1.1566 0.04364 83 71 11 1
3365 let's check that leash. 1.1566 0.04689 83 72 9 2
3366 Mr. Pan, Wendy called to say this doesn’t count as walking the dog 1.1566 0.04689 83 72 9 2
3367 Didn't you see the sign that said, Curb your Dog ? 1.1566 0.04364 83 71 11 1
3368 Our kite running event is next Sunday 1.1566 0.04014 83 70 13 0
3369 Well, you told me to put him on a leash. 1.1566 0.04014 83 70 13 0
3370 I assume you'll clean up after him. 1.1566 0.05279 83 74 5 4
3371 yes, it should fly better with a tail. 1.1566 0.04014 83 70 13 0
3372 Never mind what you fed your dog; people are complaining. 1.1566 0.04689 83 72 9 2
3373 THAT'S A VERY REALISTIC LOOKING KITE, BUT IF I HEAR A BARK , YOU'RE GETTING A TICKET, BUD! 1.1566 0.04992 83 73 7 3
3374 I'm not saying you can't fly him. Just bring him down when he needs to go potty. 1.1566 0.04689 83 72 9 2
3375 Have you a low altitude permit for that, buddy? 1.1566 0.04364 83 71 11 1
3376 Curb your dog, buddy 1.1566 0.04992 83 73 7 3
3377 Gassy or not, no dogs allowed, sir. 1.1566 0.04992 83 73 7 3
3378 And how would you like it if I brought my kite to the dog park. 1.1566 0.04992 83 73 7 3
3379 An Airedale? For real? 1.1566 0.04364 83 71 11 1
3380 You had to see the "No Helium" sign at the entrance. Now, slowly pull Fido back to the ground. 1.1566 0.04689 83 72 9 2
3381 Sorry, that's too orthogonal to the hypertext kite protocol. 1.1566 0.04689 83 72 9 2
3382 Excuse me, dogs are not allowed in this park. 1.1566 0.04992 83 73 7 3
3383 I know it's an Airedale, where's your poop bag? 1.1566 0.04364 83 71 11 1
3384 As long as he's on a leash, it's all good. 1.1566 0.04364 83 71 11 1
3385 The tail's okay, but sorry, the rest of the dog can't fly here. 1.1566 0.04364 83 71 11 1
3386 I'm sorry sir but we've had complaints of you not cleaning up after your dog. 1.1566 0.04992 83 73 7 3
3387 Sir, you need to fly that down to the Dog Park. 1.1566 0.04014 83 70 13 0
3388 Your dog isn't fooling anyone 1.1566 0.04689 83 72 9 2
3389 Oh! I thought it was pronounced 'kitty' park 1.1566 0.05279 83 74 5 4
3390 Sir I won't tell you again, this is not the dog park! 1.1566 0.04992 83 73 7 3
3391 Look! I don't make the laws buddy, you can take this up with Mr. Newton! 1.1566 0.04364 83 71 11 1
3392 So this doesn't violate 'Kite Park' rules because he's a therapy dog and an Airedale? 1.1566 0.04689 83 72 9 2
3393 What about "paw"? Can he do "paw"? 1.1566 0.04689 83 72 9 2
3394 Take my wife, please. 1.1566 0.04689 83 72 9 2
3395 Quite frankly sir, your " kite" has a urinary problem . 1.1566 0.04992 83 73 7 3
3396 Bird dog or not, you're in the wrong park. 1.1566 0.04992 83 73 7 3
3397 I don't care how much cocaine he ate, get him outta here. 1.1566 0.04992 83 73 7 3
3398 But the leash must be 10 feet or less, sir. 1.1566 0.04364 83 71 11 1
3399 You think this is funny, wait til you hear him bark! 1.1566 0.04364 83 71 11 1
3400 Pumping your dog full of helium doesn’t make this a dog park. 1.1566 0.04689 83 72 9 2
3401 Sir, we need you to bring you kite down. We no longer allow diversity. Fear is not the only thing we fear anymore. 1.1566 0.04364 83 71 11 1
3402 Is your kite up to date on its shots? 1.1566 0.04689 83 72 9 2
3403 I’ll be honest, this isn’t really what we meant when we told you to keep it on leash 1.1566 0.04689 83 72 9 2
3404 I don't care if he is on a leash... NO dogs! 1.1566 0.04992 83 73 7 3
3405 Please don't forget to pick up your kite's feces. 1.1566 0.04689 83 72 9 2
3406 It's O.K., Officer. He is a Skye terrier. 1.1566 0.04689 83 72 9 2
3407 It doesn't matter that it's an airedale. 1.1566 0.04992 83 73 7 3
3408 What do you feed him? 1.1566 0.04364 83 71 11 1
3409 I'm sorry ,Sir, but animals are not allowed in this park. 1.1566 0.04992 83 73 7 3
3410 This does not qualify as walking your dog on leash. 1.1566 0.04364 83 71 11 1
3411 Separate you and your dog? I’m a dogcatcher, not a monster!! 1.1566 0.04992 83 73 7 3
3412 Excuse me Sir, this is Roosevelt Kite Park, not Rover Kite Park. 1.1566 0.04689 83 72 9 2
3413 He’s been doing TM since he was a puppy. 1.1566 0.04014 83 70 13 0
3414 Sir, the mayor would like to have a word with you. 1.1566 0.04364 83 71 11 1
3415 you say it's a leash, i call it a string 1.1566 0.04689 83 72 9 2
3416 Fine officer. If I can't fly my dog then I guess i'll just go drag my kite around the dog park... 1.1566 0.04014 83 70 13 0
3417 I have a remedy for gassy dogs. 1.1566 0.04014 83 70 13 0
3418 Fly your dog somewhere else. 1.1566 0.04689 83 72 9 2
3419 Sir, I'm going to have to ask you to stop giving your dog LSD. 1.1566 0.04689 83 72 9 2
3420 Your dog is a fast learner, but no! 1.1566 0.04364 83 71 11 1
3421 Nice try, but we don't allow pets in here. Period. 1.1566 0.04992 83 73 7 3
3422 Sir, your dog does not have a collar and tag. 1.1566 0.04364 83 71 11 1
3423 Christ, what an asshole. 1.1566 0.04364 83 71 11 1
3424 The dog park is one exit back. 1.1566 0.04992 83 73 7 3
3425 No, excuse you, officer: My seeing-eye dog prefers an aerial view... And no, I won't pick up his poop. 1.1566 0.04689 83 72 9 2
3426 Sorry, but the park only permit kites that obey the Laws of Physics. 1.1566 0.04992 83 73 7 3
3427 You got ANY idea how that girl can get a box kite to fly? 1.1566 0.04689 83 72 9 2
3428 And how exactly do you intend picking up after Fido? 1.1566 0.04364 83 71 11 1
3429 ...Trump says the economy is flourishing,...hm.. Pigs fly..." 1.1566 0.04364 83 71 11 1
3430 I’m afraid there have been reports of scattered golden showers in the area. 1.1566 0.04689 83 72 9 2
3431 Make sure your contain all and pick up all of the "leaking" molecules of extruded waste. 1.1566 0.04364 83 71 11 1
3432 Sir you need to cut back on the amount of Beano you feed your dog 1.1566 0.04992 83 73 7 3
3433 You're not the type of nervous flyer a service dog is meant for. 1.1566 0.04364 83 71 11 1
3434 Excuse me sir,but that leash is entirely too long! 1.1566 0.04364 83 71 11 1
3435 He’s an Air-Dale. 1.1566 0.04364 83 71 11 1
3436 This is the kite park, not the dog park. 1.1566 0.04992 83 73 7 3
3437 What does that mutt think he is?...an Airedale?! 1.1566 0.04689 83 72 9 2
3438 Sir, I understand your dog's name is Kite, but this isn't his park. 1.1566 0.04689 83 72 9 2
3439 And just how do you plan to curb him? 1.1566 0.04992 83 73 7 3
3440 I don’t care if he’s an Airedale, he doesn’t meet the park regulations! 1.1566 0.04364 83 71 11 1
3441 As long as you gave him gluten-free helium 1.1566 0.04689 83 72 9 2
3442 I know it’s the Year of the Dog, sir but you still need to have a real kite instead! 1.1566 0.04364 83 71 11 1
3443 You have been disqualified, the tail is to short. 1.1566 0.04689 83 72 9 2
3444 Yes, that's impressive. But you still have to pick up after her. 1.1566 0.04364 83 71 11 1
3445 Bring him down now, and understand that the consequences will be on your hands if you release the helium too quickly. 1.1566 0.04992 83 73 7 3
3446 This is a vegan kite park, you’ll have to leave! 1.1566 0.04364 83 71 11 1
3447 The dog park was off-leash only. 1.1566 0.04364 83 71 11 1
3448 Technically, you are not in violation of the leash law, but don't let the PETA people catch you. 1.1566 0.04364 83 71 11 1
3449 I.C.E. here. Someone reported you for looking different. 1.1566 0.04689 83 72 9 2
3450 I keep him on a long leash. 1.1566 0.04014 83 70 13 0
3451 Sir, that doesn't qualify as a leash. 1.1566 0.04689 83 72 9 2
3452 Only if his name is Fala, sir. 1.1566 0.04689 83 72 9 2
3453 Please remember to clean up after your kite, sir. 1.1566 0.04364 83 71 11 1
3454 Sir, I don't think TR would appreciate flying wildlife in this National Park. 1.1566 0.05279 83 74 5 4
3455 oh we got ourselves a wise guy 1.1566 0.04992 83 73 7 3
3456 I left my kite at the Dog Park. 1.1566 0.04689 83 72 9 2
3457 ...You're saying you've never seen Air-Bud? 1.1566 0.04014 83 70 13 0
3458 There’s always one wise guy in the crowd. 1.1566 0.04689 83 72 9 2
3459 If you think this is nice you should visit the Nixon Hide and Seek Park 1.1566 0.04689 83 72 9 2
3460 We have been getting complaints about "yellow rain." 1.1566 0.04992 83 73 7 3
3461 Feeling a bit aggressive today? 1.1566 0.04689 83 72 9 2
3462 Nice try. Dog park is four blocks south of here. 1.1566 0.04364 83 71 11 1
3463 You can't engage in dogfights with the other kites! 1.1566 0.04689 83 72 9 2
3464 He ate a bunch of birthday balloons and the rest is history. 1.1566 0.04689 83 72 9 2
3465 Border Collie? 1.1566 0.04364 83 71 11 1
3466 Sorry, but this is the small dog park. 1.1566 0.04689 83 72 9 2
3467 We’ve had complaints, is there any way you can stop the howling? 1.1566 0.04689 83 72 9 2
3468 Your dog have gas? 1.1566 0.04689 83 72 9 2
3469 I don't care if he is housebroken, get your Airdale down from there and take him to the "dog" park. 1.1566 0.04364 83 71 11 1
3470 You can't fool me, buddy - no dogs allowed in the kite park! 1.1566 0.04992 83 73 7 3
3471 The flying dog contest is in the next field over. 1.1566 0.04364 83 71 11 1
3472 I’m sorry sir but all kites must be registered with the FAA. 1.1566 0.04992 83 73 7 3
3473 I suggest you bring an umbrella with you next time. 1.1566 0.04364 83 71 11 1
3474 Those kites have nothing to fear except fear itself 1.1566 0.05279 83 74 5 4
3475 Sorry, but you still have to pick up it's poop. 1.1566 0.04364 83 71 11 1
3476 Where's your poop bag? 1.1566 0.04364 83 71 11 1
3477 I'm from the SPCA. Please come quietly. 1.1566 0.04992 83 73 7 3
3478 I have a message from Flo. 1.1566 0.04689 83 72 9 2
3479 Your kite is different and it is scaring the other kites.." 1.1552 0.05924 58 51 5 2
3480 Did your balloon "go" before you launched it? 1.1552 0.05924 58 51 5 2
3481 It's very impressive sir, but it doesn't change my point that a dog pound isn't a measurement. 1.1548 0.04637 84 73 9 2
3482 O.K., but be sure to clean up after your kite! 1.1548 0.04316 84 72 11 1
3483 That's not a pitbull, it is? 1.1548 0.04637 84 73 9 2
3484 I don’t care if it is a Skye terrier, sir. 1.1538 0.04112 78 66 12 0
3485 No unlicensed dogcatching allowed here, pal. 1.1538 0.04112 78 66 12 0
3486 Sir, do you have a permit? 1.1538 0.04498 78 67 10 1
3487 Well, some things don't float. I suggest a butterfly net. 1.1538 0.04112 78 66 12 0
3488 I'm sorry Sir, the regulations are clear! 1.1538 0.04112 78 66 12 0
3489 I believe he has his pilot's license. He still needs a dog license. 1.1538 0.04498 78 67 10 1
3490 Sorry, Sir, dogs must be on a leash in the kite park. 1.1538 0.04112 78 66 12 0
3491 He asked for it! 1.1538 0.04112 78 66 12 0
3492 Sir, you need to ask yourself: "What would Cesar Millan do?" 1.1519 0.04064 79 67 12 0
3493 so you've decided to go along when Google said "Did you mean: coyote park?" 1.1519 0.04064 79 67 12 0
3494 Excuse me, but do you have a license for that kite? 1.1519 0.04064 79 67 12 0
3495 Dogs do get gas, it's true. 1.1519 0.04445 79 68 10 1
3496 He's an old dog, it's a new trick, but one turd bomb, he's done. 1.1519 0.04064 79 67 12 0
3497 You'll have to live without your emotional support kite. 1.1500 0.04740 80 70 8 2
3498 My dog has been unusually gassy lately. 1.1500 0.04740 80 70 8 2
3499 I hope you have your doggie bag! 1.1500 0.05063 80 71 6 3
3500 Is his spirit animal a bird? 1.1500 0.04017 80 68 12 0
3501 I understand, sir, but I still must ask you to lower him for inspection. 1.1500 0.04017 80 68 12 0
3502 Sir, you're ruining people's waste of time. 1.1500 0.04740 80 70 8 2
3503 No, don't worry officer, I don't need a bag, he is wearing a doggy diaper. 1.1500 0.04394 80 69 10 1
3504 I’m arresting you for flying a kite while white 1.1500 0.04394 80 69 10 1
3505 I'm sorry sir, but that dog just won't hunt... 1.1500 0.04394 80 69 10 1
3506 His name is Fala! 1.1500 0.04394 80 69 10 1
3507 Sir, The Akita Park is down the way. 1.1500 0.05063 80 71 6 3
3508 The shelter said he is an Akite-a . 1.1500 0.05063 80 71 6 3
3509 Has your "kite" been dropping "bombs"? 1.1500 0.04394 80 69 10 1
3510 Just who was it that told you to go fly a kite ! 1.1500 0.04394 80 69 10 1
3511 Sir, please fala me to the dog park 1.1500 0.04017 80 68 12 0
3512 I don't care how good they are for his heart. 1.1500 0.04017 80 68 12 0
3513 Sorry, Sir. When I heard pigs were flying, I figured dogs could too. 1.1500 0.04740 80 70 8 2
3514 I agree, the squeaky bark is a riot, but the animal is still in distress. 1.1500 0.04394 80 69 10 1
3515 Thanks for leashing him, but the dog park is over there. 1.1500 0.04394 80 69 10 1
3516 Your kite pooped on my hat! 1.1500 0.04394 80 69 10 1
3517 You know this is a bird sanctuary 1.1500 0.05063 80 71 6 3
3518 Sorry Sir, dogs are not allowed in the park. 1.1500 0.05063 80 71 6 3
3519 Only Scottish terriers in this park! No Skye terriers 1.1500 0.04740 80 70 8 2
3520 I’ll take a deep breath while you assume downward dog 1.1500 0.05063 80 71 6 3
3521 I know it has a tail, sir. But it’s a dog. 1.1500 0.05063 80 71 6 3
3522 Just a reminder to clean up the droppings. 1.1500 0.05063 80 71 6 3
3523 This is a kite park,sir,not for pets. 1.1500 0.04394 80 69 10 1
3524 Yes, we actually do issue flying dog permits....and tickets. 1.1500 0.04394 80 69 10 1
3525 That's Mister Parkie to you! 1.1500 0.04740 80 70 8 2
3526 Sorry, Sir, but I called Macy’s. They’ve never heard of you. 1.1500 0.05063 80 71 6 3
3527 There have been complaints that you haven't been picking up after your kite. 1.1500 0.04394 80 69 10 1
3528 Isn't this carrying a leash too far? 1.1500 0.04017 80 68 12 0
3529 Don't feed him so many baked beans next time. 1.1500 0.04740 80 70 8 2
3530 Can I see his license? 1.1500 0.04394 80 69 10 1
3531 Sir, you are going to have to curb that dog. 1.1500 0.04017 80 68 12 0
3532 So you're saying that your kite was born inside of a dog's body... 1.1500 0.04740 80 70 8 2
3533 I wish I had a prize to give you. I'm tired of these same old kites." 1.1500 0.04740 80 70 8 2
3534 The 'No bad kites, only bad kite owners' excuse might work in other parks, but it won't work here. 1.1500 0.04017 80 68 12 0
3535 Listen buddy, this is the Kite Park. The Dog Park is on Avenue A and the Dog-Kite Park is on Jefferson. 1.1500 0.04394 80 69 10 1
3536 My pig was busy today... 1.1500 0.04017 80 68 12 0
3537 Okay, you've got one minute to show me how it can jump over the moon. 1.1500 0.04740 80 70 8 2
3538 It stressed me out; he's my service dog. 1.1500 0.04394 80 69 10 1
3539 All dogs must be on a leash no longer than 6 feet. 1.1500 0.04394 80 69 10 1
3540 My name's Rufus. If you don't know how to do it I'll show you how to walk the dog. 1.1500 0.04740 80 70 8 2
3541 I don't care if he's a service animal. Bring him down. 1.1500 0.04017 80 68 12 0
3542 When the fur flies we kindly ask you to refrain from arguing with the other kite enthusiasts 1.1500 0.04740 80 70 8 2
3543 Sorry, sir, but tail wagging the dog is not one of Roosevelt's Four Freedoms. 1.1500 0.05063 80 71 6 3
3544 You'll have to put him in the overhead bin. 1.1500 0.04394 80 69 10 1
3545 That's not funny. 1.1500 0.04740 80 70 8 2
3546 Dogs are only allowed between 6:00 and 7:30. 1.1500 0.04740 80 70 8 2
3547 This is your final warning; your leash exceeds the legal allowance. 1.1500 0.04394 80 69 10 1
3548 It's too early for the Dog Days of summer, but I hear Macy's is previewing floats across the Park. 1.1500 0.04740 80 70 8 2
3549 How do I tell these other guys there kites's are strange? 1.1500 0.05063 80 71 6 3
3550 Until dogs quit peeing, the city ordinance says you can't fly them. 1.1500 0.04394 80 69 10 1
3551 Kite park, not dog park! 1.1500 0.04740 80 70 8 2
3552 You know flying a Police Officer is a federal offense, right? 1.1500 0.04394 80 69 10 1
3553 Dogs have to be on leashes, not string. 1.1500 0.04394 80 69 10 1
3554 As long as you brought your pooper scooper there will be no problem. 1.1500 0.04394 80 69 10 1
3555 Yes sir, I can see he’s on a leash, but I’m still going to have to ask you to bring him down. 1.1500 0.04394 80 69 10 1
3556 ... and I'm telling YOU that city ordinace 1A14k clearly states ... "NO KITE SHALL BE FLOWN WITH BOTH TAIL AND TOUNGE ARE VISIBLE"! 1.1500 0.05063 80 71 6 3
3557 But his name is Teddy. 1.1500 0.04394 80 69 10 1
3558 How would you feel about me dragging a kite through the dog park? 1.1500 0.04740 80 70 8 2
3559 Don't try and deny it, sir, I saw you inflate that Chihuahua. 1.1500 0.04394 80 69 10 1
3560 Does he bite? 1.1500 0.04740 80 70 8 2
3561 Nice try, Crampton. 1.1500 0.04394 80 69 10 1
3562 Please tell Mitt this has to stop. 1.1500 0.04394 80 69 10 1
3563 Is that why the meat is always so light and fresh? 1.1500 0.05063 80 71 6 3
3564 Did you see a dog fly bye? 1.1500 0.04740 80 70 8 2
3565 Princes govern all things save the wind Bro? 1.1500 0.04740 80 70 8 2
3566 We’ve had complaints about falling objects 1.1500 0.04394 80 69 10 1
3567 They were out of squirrels 1.1500 0.04394 80 69 10 1
3568 I'm not saying he isn't free to be a bird, just that he needs to go to the bathroom before flying. 1.1500 0.04394 80 69 10 1
3569 The saying is: 'When PIGS fly' ,not dogs. 1.1500 0.04017 80 68 12 0
3570 Hydrogen or helium? 1.1500 0.04017 80 68 12 0
3571 A couple of very angry picnickers would like you to clean up after your dog. 1.1500 0.04394 80 69 10 1
3572 Just be sure to pick up after your kite. 1.1500 0.04394 80 69 10 1
3573 Sorry, no dogs, Mexicans, or coloreds allowed. 1.1500 0.04017 80 68 12 0
3574 Got any more helium? 1.1500 0.04394 80 69 10 1
3575 Fala like to fa-ly 1.1500 0.04394 80 69 10 1
3576 Okay. But one 'pilot to bombardier' comment and you're both out of here 1.1500 0.05063 80 71 6 3
3577 My airedale terrier-guide dog has greatly expanded my view. 1.1500 0.05366 80 72 4 4
3578 Clark and Krypto enjoy an afternoon in the park. 1.1500 0.05063 80 71 6 3
3579 This would never work in "A Christmas Memory." 1.1500 0.04740 80 70 8 2
3580 I'm sorry sir, but technically, that's not a leash. 1.1500 0.04394 80 69 10 1
3581 Well, OK, as long as it's a comfort dog. 1.1500 0.04740 80 70 8 2
3582 I understand you’re testing the limits of gravity and physics, but your dog is testing our patience by pooping over all the other park guests. 1.1500 0.04740 80 70 8 2
3583 Looks like someone is hoping for a lightning storm. 1.1500 0.04740 80 70 8 2
3584 Please be sure to pick up after your kite. 1.1500 0.04017 80 68 12 0
3585 You'll have to come with me sir. We don't allow dogs "off ground" in this city. 1.1500 0.05063 80 71 6 3
3586 Sir, trolling for eagles is prohibited. 1.1500 0.04740 80 70 8 2
3587 Sir I know his name is Kite but can you take him down. 1.1500 0.04017 80 68 12 0
3588 He's just gassy. 1.1500 0.04394 80 69 10 1
3589 I don't care if your dog is high as a kite. You're scaring the kids. 1.1500 0.04740 80 70 8 2
3590 Inform your dog, this is an off -leash park. 1.1500 0.04017 80 68 12 0
3591 Sorry but you’ll need to fly that at the Trump Skeet and Balloon Park. 1.1500 0.04740 80 70 8 2
3592 Don't worry, he's a rescue 1.1500 0.04740 80 70 8 2
3593 I'm sorry, Dogs aren't allowed in the Kite Park. 1.1500 0.05063 80 71 6 3
3594 You wouldn't believe how many owners don't leash their pets. 1.1500 0.04394 80 69 10 1
3595 Animal? What animal? Officer, I'm afraid you're mistaken. However that kite on my left looks a bit shady... 1.1500 0.04394 80 69 10 1
3596 He always had high hopes. 1.1500 0.04017 80 68 12 0
3597 The dog has to leave,he is higher than a kite. 1.1500 0.05063 80 71 6 3
3598 Sir, if not a kite, you can only fly teddy bears here. 1.1500 0.04394 80 69 10 1
3599 If he poo poos while he's up there, it's on you. 1.1500 0.04740 80 70 8 2
3600 You can't train your bird dog here. 1.1500 0.04740 80 70 8 2
3601 I can't even housebreak my dog. 1.1500 0.05063 80 71 6 3
3602 He's just really good at fetch. 1.1500 0.04394 80 69 10 1
3603 Kites have kite strings. Dogs have dog leashes. And yours exceeds 8 feet. 1.1500 0.05063 80 71 6 3
3604 The bargain brand doggy snacks are really gassy so, honestly, this is just his walkies. 1.1500 0.04394 80 69 10 1
3605 How does that make America Great Again? 1.1500 0.04017 80 68 12 0
3606 He feels like he’s top dog here. 1.1500 0.04740 80 70 8 2
3607 Yeah mack, I know Labradoodles are 'all about fun' but c'mon! Really?! 1.1500 0.04394 80 69 10 1
3608 What are you doing? Best thing to do on a hot day. 1.1500 0.04740 80 70 8 2
3609 it's a plane, it's a kite, it's a dog 1.1500 0.04740 80 70 8 2
3610 Your Airedale is in violation of park rules. 1.1500 0.04740 80 70 8 2
3611 Sir, please make sure the only thing your dog is doing up there is just flying. 1.1500 0.04394 80 69 10 1
3612 The other kites are housebroken. 1.1500 0.04740 80 70 8 2
3613 It's not mine. This is just until Carl gets back. 1.1500 0.04740 80 70 8 2
3614 Been feeding him El Perrito Burrito dog food? 1.1500 0.04394 80 69 10 1
3615 My father said I could buy a car when pigs fly. This dog was the closest thing I could get. 1.1500 0.04740 80 70 8 2
3616 Police dogs have dreams too, Joseph. 1.1500 0.04017 80 68 12 0
3617 Perhaps you missed the other sign, no dogs allowed. 1.1500 0.04394 80 69 10 1
3618 hey, pal: no subliminals allowed in public places. 1.1500 0.04394 80 69 10 1
3619 Nothing to worry about, sir. He's had his shots. 1.1500 0.04017 80 68 12 0
3620 I hope you brought your plastic bag...and a bullseye. 1.1500 0.04740 80 70 8 2
3621 Sorry, no dogs pumped up with helium. The ASPCA will complain. 1.1500 0.04017 80 68 12 0
3622 You're gonna clean up after that "kite", right mister? 1.1500 0.04017 80 68 12 0
3623 You'll have to curb your dog, sir. 1.1500 0.04740 80 70 8 2
3624 Sir, only flying squirrels are allowed inside. Please contact the manager for lifetime fox membership for 2 million 1.1500 0.04394 80 69 10 1
3625 A tail does not make your dog a kite Sir, please bring it down!" 1.1500 0.04394 80 69 10 1
3626 No sir, you MUST wait for the Dog Days. 1.1481 0.04343 81 70 10 1
3627 No Airedales, no Skye Terriers, no dogs! Period. 1.1481 0.04685 81 71 8 2
3628 I ‘m sorry, sir, this is a kite park. You’ll have to raise canine somewhere else. 1.1481 0.03972 81 69 12 0
3629 What part of “No flying dogs allowed in the park” don’ t you understand? 1.1481 0.04685 81 71 8 2
3630 I wasn't aware that there are guard dogs on the space station. 1.1481 0.04343 81 70 10 1
3631 I don't care who you're friends with. No dogs allowed, Mr. Kent. 1.1481 0.04343 81 70 10 1
3632 Aerial dogfights are not permitted. 1.1481 0.03972 81 69 12 0
3633 You're barking up the wrong breeze. 1.1481 0.04343 81 70 10 1
3634 It's been quite a while since I've seen an Airedale. Is this her maiden flight? 1.1481 0.04343 81 70 10 1
3635 Sir, there’s no use quibbling over semantics. Go fly a kite. 1.1481 0.04685 81 71 8 2
3636 George, I don't want to hear about what millennia of unnatural selection has given us. I'm not helping you get her down from the tree again. 1.1481 0.04343 81 70 10 1
3637 It wasn't diet food, it was just a light snack 1.1481 0.04343 81 70 10 1
3638 Sir, please bring Roosevelt down. 1.1481 0.03972 81 69 12 0
3639 There are no new deals 1.1481 0.04685 81 71 8 2
3640 I'm sorry sir, but this is the Kite Park. The Dog Park is across the street. 1.1471 0.05244 68 60 6 2
3641 I hear you are an excellent dog trainer. 1.1467 0.04530 75 65 9 1
3642 You’re flying a mutt without a permit, bud. 1.1467 0.04113 75 64 11 0
3643 It doesn't look like a pig but it still flies. 1.1467 0.04530 75 65 9 1
3644 Sir, it’s PARK with a KITE, not DOG in the FIGHT. 1.1467 0.04530 75 65 9 1
3645 I'm the one who'll have to clean up when that gassy dog explodes, that's who. 1.1467 0.04530 75 65 9 1
3646 The dog park is across the street. 1.1467 0.04113 75 64 11 0
3647 Sir, you're under arrest for gross indecency, aggravated rape, and possession of heroin with intent to distribute. Oh, and flying a dog-shaped kite without a license also. 1.1467 0.04530 75 65 9 1
3648 Well...OK...as long as he's on a leash...! 1.1467 0.04113 75 64 11 0
3649 Leave now. Pets are not allowed here! 1.1467 0.04530 75 65 9 1
3650 Huh. Looks heavier. 1.1463 0.04293 82 71 10 1
3651 Democratic Socialists of America. Ocasio-Cortez & Company are air-lifting red lipstick to Venezuela. In return they are receiving stock certificates from Petróleos de Venezuela and recipes for Pabellón Criollo. Viva la Revolucion. 1.1447 0.04474 76 66 9 1
3652 Sir, technically he’s still in the park. 1.1429 0.04419 77 67 9 1
3653 It doesn't make any difference. There are still no dogs allowed in the park. 1.1429 0.04014 77 66 11 0
3654 Pigs don't fly.. Got it? 1.1429 0.04014 77 66 11 0
3655 I know, I forgot the poop bags again. 1.1429 0.04790 77 68 7 2
3656 The Big Bad Wolf, huh? 1.1429 0.04790 77 68 7 2
3657 A few people have complained about some acid rain. 1.1429 0.05135 77 69 5 3
3658 I'll have to ask you to leave. It appears your dog is higher than a kite. 1.1429 0.04014 77 66 11 0
3659 I don't care if your kite tail wags. No dogs allowed. 1.1429 0.04790 77 68 7 2
3660 I don't care if it is a Roosevelt terrier. It's against the law to fly dogs. 1.1429 0.04419 77 67 9 1
3661 We have complaints that you're not picking up after your pet. 1.1429 0.04419 77 67 9 1
3662 You can avoid being cited if you provide protective head gear to the others. 1.1429 0.04419 77 67 9 1
3663 No, it isn't raining. 1.1429 0.04790 77 68 7 2
3664 He's always had a lot of gas. 1.1429 0.04419 77 67 9 1
3665 May I see your dog's pilot's licence? 1.1429 0.04014 77 66 11 0
3666 So what if you named him Roosevelt Kite, this isn't the dog park. 1.1429 0.04419 77 67 9 1
3667 It used to be part of our doggie dancing routine, until he decided to cut the cord and launch his own business. 1.1429 0.04790 77 68 7 2
3668 Sir, where’s your blue baggy? 1.1429 0.04419 77 67 9 1
3669 Sir, there is a reason that dogs should not be fed beans! 1.1429 0.05457 77 70 3 4
3670 Dog park is next door." 1.1429 0.04014 77 66 11 0
3671 I'm pretty sure there is *some* ordinance on this. 1.1429 0.04419 77 67 9 1
3672 I'm not sure the SPCA is going to like this one. 1.1429 0.04790 77 68 7 2
3673 We have a report you are abusing the leash law 1.1429 0.04419 77 67 9 1
3674 Bring him down cause he's nothin' but a ground dog. 1.1429 0.05135 77 69 5 3
3675 I dont care if he is a pure breed. 1.1429 0.04419 77 67 9 1
3676 It's not raining, and you have to curb your dog anyway. 1.1429 0.04790 77 68 7 2
3677 The Dog Park was great, but he likes this one better. 1.1429 0.04790 77 68 7 2
3678 We have a leash law. String doesn't count. 1.1429 0.05135 77 69 5 3
3679 And how do you suggest to collect his poop? 1.1429 0.04419 77 67 9 1
3680 I'm multitasking. 1.1429 0.05135 77 69 5 3
3681 I’ve heard of a dog-kite, but this is ridiculous! 1.1429 0.04790 77 68 7 2
3682 Is that kite trained to assist you? 1.1429 0.04419 77 67 9 1
3683 Excuse me, sir. Didn't you see the sign: no dogs allowed? 1.1429 0.04014 77 66 11 0
3684 Do you have enough helium, sir 1.1429 0.04419 77 67 9 1
3685 I don't care if he can fly, no dogs allowed in the park. 1.1429 0.04419 77 67 9 1
3686 Clever... How much helium did you need to use? 1.1429 0.04790 77 68 7 2
3687 May the Fox Be With You 1.1429 0.04419 77 67 9 1
3688 It doesn’t matter no dogs are allowed 1.1429 0.04790 77 68 7 2
3689 She’s always been full of hot air - at least now I can put her to some good use. 1.1429 0.04419 77 67 9 1
3690 Sir, I hope you brought an umbrella. 1.1429 0.04014 77 66 11 0
3691 If that dog hits the ground, you're under arrest. 1.1429 0.04419 77 67 9 1
3692 Sir, it's illegal to inject a live animal with helium! 1.1429 0.04790 77 68 7 2
3693 It's not what your flying, it's the fact that you're not just here with a kid. 1.1429 0.04419 77 67 9 1
3694 He is my service animal, who needs a very long leash . . . sometimes he just gets away from me! 1.1429 0.04419 77 67 9 1
3695 You’re going to have to get that neutered, sir. 1.1429 0.04014 77 66 11 0
3696 Dogs must be on a leash - not on a string. 1.1429 0.05135 77 69 5 3
3697 Yes, I see, but it's still a dog—dog park…NOW. 1.1429 0.04419 77 67 9 1
3698 New rules. No animals are allowed. 1.1429 0.04419 77 67 9 1
3699 Advanced bird dog training you say? ... 1.1429 0.04014 77 66 11 0
3700 From up there I know it’s difficult to tell where it’s going to land, but try to pick up after your dog! 1.1429 0.04419 77 67 9 1
3701 I'm going to find that damn dog of yours if it's the last think I do. 1.1429 0.04419 77 67 9 1
3702 This situation could easily turn into Pearl Harbor. 1.1429 0.05135 77 69 5 3
3703 Sir, I’m going to have to report you for animal abuse. You can only keep your dog high or dry. 1.1429 0.04419 77 67 9 1
3704 Lucky for you Teddy was an animal preservationist. 1.1429 0.04790 77 68 7 2
3705 He thought it'd be easier to bark at the birds from up there 1.1429 0.04419 77 67 9 1
3706 Thanks for holding on to him for me. 1.1429 0.04014 77 66 11 0
3707 Don't you know height stroke kills pets? 1.1429 0.04419 77 67 9 1
3708 There’s a report of an owner who’s not cleaning up his pet’s business. 1.1429 0.04419 77 67 9 1
3709 Vicious kites must remain leashed at all times. 1.1429 0.04014 77 66 11 0
3710 But he said it was legal now to go to the park and get high... 1.1429 0.04419 77 67 9 1
3711 Sir, it's a kite park, not a bite park 1.1429 0.04790 77 68 7 2
3712 Why, sir, were you parked in the handicap spot?" "I swear my dog has polio. 1.1429 0.04790 77 68 7 2
3713 I'll need to see its license and vac tags. 1.1429 0.04014 77 66 11 0
3714 Sorry sir, but all dogs must be on a leash. 1.1429 0.04419 77 67 9 1
3715 This event is going to the dogs. 1.1429 0.04419 77 67 9 1
3716 I'm going to need you to keep a tight leash on his exuberance. 1.1429 0.05457 77 70 3 4
3717 That kite belongs at the dog park 1.1429 0.04790 77 68 7 2
3718 That’s a doggone nice kite you’ve got there. 1.1429 0.04014 77 66 11 0
3719 Sorry, Mr. Fox isn't coming to London. 1.1429 0.04790 77 68 7 2
3720 A lease. Not a kite string, a lease. That's the law. 1.1429 0.05135 77 69 5 3
3721 No sir, he ain't magical. He just got into the edibles, is all. 1.1429 0.04419 77 67 9 1
3722 Sir, I'm going to have to ask you to keep your dog on the grass. 1.1429 0.04014 77 66 11 0
3723 Yeah,the Roosevelts were big dog lovers. And that looks just like Sailor Boy. 1.1429 0.04790 77 68 7 2
3724 No, Sir, I have not read your new book entitled "How To Get Your Dog High on Bird Seed Alone." 1.1429 0.04419 77 67 9 1
3725 When I said you needed more tail I didn't mean a real one! 1.1429 0.04419 77 67 9 1
3726 We received complaints that your kite is scaring the other kites 1.1429 0.04419 77 67 9 1
3727 A few people complained you are not picking up after your dog, and others are getting hit on the head with it. 1.1429 0.04419 77 67 9 1
3728 Sorry sir, I don’t care if he floats. You have to walk him at Dog Beach. 1.1429 0.05135 77 69 5 3
3729 Feel free to unleash your dog. With the recent budget cuts, we’ve had enough trouble as is enforcing the kites-must-be-kept-on-string policy. 1.1429 0.04419 77 67 9 1
3730 What's the lil guy's name? 1.1429 0.04790 77 68 7 2
3731 Your kite seems very life-like! 1.1429 0.04014 77 66 11 0
3732 Sir, this is Roosevelt Kite Park, not Underdog Dog Park. Float along, sir, float along. 1.1429 0.04419 77 67 9 1
3733 That's not what I meant by having him on a leash. 1.1429 0.04790 77 68 7 2
3734 Is he housebroken? 1.1429 0.04014 77 66 11 0
3735 What's The name of your veterinarians taxidermist? 1.1429 0.04419 77 67 9 1
3736 How many times do I have to tell you. Take Fala to the dog park! 1.1429 0.04790 77 68 7 2
3737 I'm sorry to bother your sir, but you're gonna have to curb that thing. 1.1429 0.04419 77 67 9 1
3738 I believe the song is lets go fly a kite, not a cat. 1.1429 0.04014 77 66 11 0
3739 So last week you were walking your kite at the dog park........... and now this !! 1.1429 0.04790 77 68 7 2
3740 I'm warning park users to be looking out for coyotes. 1.1429 0.04419 77 67 9 1
3741 I served with Fala. I knew Fala. Sir, that kite is no Fala. 1.1429 0.04419 77 67 9 1
3742 Just be sure to keep it on the leash. 1.1429 0.04790 77 68 7 2
3743 I’d say your cheating 1.1429 0.04419 77 67 9 1
3744 Having a nose and a tail does NOT make him a kite! 1.1429 0.04419 77 67 9 1
3745 Just make sure you clean up after your pet. 1.1429 0.04419 77 67 9 1
3746 The on-leash-off-ground area is near the trees. 1.1429 0.04014 77 66 11 0
3747 Maybe next time go easy on the beans. 1.1429 0.04014 77 66 11 0
3748 Sir, jackets are not allowed. 1.1429 0.04419 77 67 9 1
3749 You may need to give it another tail. 1.1429 0.04419 77 67 9 1
3750 Didn't I cite you last week for jogging your kite on the dog run? 1.1429 0.04419 77 67 9 1
3751 'Sir, I must ask you to let me fly your kite.' 1.1429 0.04790 77 68 7 2
3752 I may not be able to prove you stole that helium tank, 'sir,' but the Roosevelt Kite Park police force is watching you. 1.1429 0.04014 77 66 11 0
3753 A flatulent pet is not considered to be a kite, even it soars 1.1429 0.04419 77 67 9 1
3754 Please hold on tight, sir, this isn't an off-leash park. 1.1429 0.04419 77 67 9 1
3755 The dog park is next door and you won't need a leash! 1.1429 0.04790 77 68 7 2
3756 It's not breathing. It's the wind. 1.1429 0.04419 77 67 9 1
3757 Yours is a kite that will live in infamy 1.1429 0.04790 77 68 7 2
3758 what are you feeding your dog? 1.1429 0.04419 77 67 9 1
3759 That ain't no Fala, ain't even a Scottie, and it ain't no kite, so reel it in and get it the hell out of here. 1.1429 0.05135 77 69 5 3
3760 Mr. Morgan, you are under arrest for the theft of the missing Red Bull truck" 1.1429 0.05135 77 69 5 3
3761 Don't worry, he's a flying Spaniel. 1.1429 0.04419 77 67 9 1
3762 Sir- Sir, your kite is barking. 1.1429 0.04790 77 68 7 2
3763 Sir! Please stop giving helium to your dog! 1.1429 0.04014 77 66 11 0
3764 There's only so much creativity that we will tolerate here. 1.1429 0.04790 77 68 7 2
3765 You need a longer tail. 1.1429 0.04790 77 68 7 2
3766 How long did that road kill have to dry before it would fly? 1.1429 0.04790 77 68 7 2
3767 The “Go fuck yourself park “ is two blocks over and always crowded. 1.1429 0.04419 77 67 9 1
3768 Sir, didn't you see the Tweet that this dog park was sold to the Roosevelt Kite Company? 1.1429 0.04419 77 67 9 1
3769 I’m sorry sir, but dogs aren’t allowed in the Park 1.1429 0.04790 77 68 7 2
3770 I don't care if it has a tail. It's still not a dirigible. 1.1429 0.04419 77 67 9 1
3771 OK, just as long as there are no droppings! 1.1429 0.04014 77 66 11 0
3772 Sir, you know you're going to have to clean up after it. 1.1429 0.04419 77 67 9 1
3773 Where you at 11:00 A.M. on Thanksgiving Day? 1.1429 0.04419 77 67 9 1
3774 Sir, the dogs must be flown below the kite altitude. 1.1429 0.04419 77 67 9 1
3775 No, that's not what 'endangered' means. 1.1429 0.04014 77 66 11 0
3776 GENTLEMAN YOU FLY KITE NOT NON VEG TEMPTATION 1.1429 0.04790 77 68 7 2
3777 Sorry, you can't fly your dog here, kites only. 1.1429 0.04419 77 67 9 1
3778 This is a non-denominational kite park. 1.1429 0.04419 77 67 9 1
3779 Someday Jeff you're just going to have to let your dog go... 1.1429 0.04790 77 68 7 2
3780 I know: Amazing. But the complaints are that when he gets excited he pees a little. 1.1429 0.04014 77 66 11 0
3781 I don’t care if his name is Kite, Mr. Roosevelt. 1.1429 0.04419 77 67 9 1
3782 And just how are you planning to pick up after it? 1.1429 0.04419 77 67 9 1
3783 What's your dog's name? 1.1429 0.04014 77 66 11 0
3784 Why are you dogging these kite flyers? 1.1429 0.04419 77 67 9 1
3785 Skye terrier or no Skye terrier, you still have to pick up after your dog, sir. 1.1429 0.04419 77 67 9 1
3786 Please curb your dog this time! 1.1429 0.04419 77 67 9 1
3787 You have to clean up your kite's poop 1.1429 0.04014 77 66 11 0
3788 Just be careful- my cat is getting jealous. 1.1429 0.04419 77 67 9 1
3789 I understand you're protesting the conversion of the Dog Park. 1.1429 0.05135 77 69 5 3
3790 Sir, I'm afraid you exceed our new guidelines for being high as a kite. 1.1429 0.04790 77 68 7 2
3791 Sorry sir, but the park had to outlaw stupid pet tricks after Letterman went off the air. 1.1429 0.04014 77 66 11 0
3792 Do you have a license for that kite sir? 1.1429 0.04790 77 68 7 2
3793 Sir I don’t make the rules, I just enforce ‘em. Please take your kite to the “Non-standard Kite Area” of the Park. 1.1429 0.04419 77 67 9 1
3794 Concededly, the text does not expressly exclude it. However, if one considers the framers' manifest intent, Mr. Chief Justice, . . . . 1.1429 0.04790 77 68 7 2
3795 Sir, you know it's illegal to get your dog high. 1.1429 0.04419 77 67 9 1
3796 So you expect me to believe this was his idea? 1.1429 0.04014 77 66 11 0
3797 You need to take your boxer kite to the dog park! 1.1429 0.04419 77 67 9 1
3798 Don’t you think it’s time to bury Fala? 1.1429 0.04790 77 68 7 2
3799 Sorry sir, but animals are not allowed in the park. 1.1429 0.04790 77 68 7 2
3800 Sir, have you been feeding your pet that dog food from China? 1.1429 0.05135 77 69 5 3
3801 Yes - we have hats but some of the others are concerned. 1.1429 0.05135 77 69 5 3
3802 This was another one of Trumps many ways to waste the tax payers money... 1.1429 0.04790 77 68 7 2
3803 OK, let me see this permit to fly helium-filled dogs then. 1.1429 0.05135 77 69 5 3
3804 Dog-gone-it! 1.1429 0.04014 77 66 11 0
3805 Yes, alternate side of the street barking rules apply in the park. And since it's Tuesday I'll be keeping my ears open. 1.1429 0.04014 77 66 11 0
3806 Sir, the Advance Fetch Training is in the dog park 1.1429 0.04790 77 68 7 2
3807 Some people just want to fly their kites without worrying about a hail of dog feces. 1.1429 0.04419 77 67 9 1
3808 The flying part is OK. But when he discards ballast we have a problem. 1.1429 0.04014 77 66 11 0
3809 That's IT! I'm gonna have to issue you a citation for obstruction. 1.1429 0.04419 77 67 9 1
3810 I'm sorry officer, he's not skybroken yet. 1.1429 0.05135 77 69 5 3
3811 Sir, I've already asked that you keep him on a tight leash. 1.1429 0.04014 77 66 11 0
3812 if you don't reel this in right now, you'll really see the fur fly! 1.1429 0.04419 77 67 9 1
3813 Please remember to pick up after your dog. 1.1429 0.05135 77 69 5 3
3814 Is he feeling gassy again? 1.1429 0.04790 77 68 7 2
3815 Excuse me sir, but have you seen a watchdog on the grounds? 1.1429 0.04419 77 67 9 1
3816 Dogma doesn’t like chasing down kites, pal. 1.1429 0.04790 77 68 7 2
3817 That's a bit too much emotional support. 1.1429 0.04419 77 67 9 1
3818 I see that he's on a leash and that he's always been a free spirit, but! 1.1429 0.04014 77 66 11 0
3819 This is a kite park; pets are not permitted! 1.1429 0.04790 77 68 7 2
3820 Did you hear that Lebron is going to LA? 1.1429 0.05135 77 69 5 3
3821 Sir I'm afraid I 'll have ask if you are equiped with the proper 'doggie-do bag and baseball glove. 1.1429 0.04419 77 67 9 1
3822 Sorry officer he insisted and he bloated after he ate the cake batter 1.1429 0.04014 77 66 11 0
3823 You have to leave. Your kite just pooped on Teddy's statue. 1.1429 0.04419 77 67 9 1
3824 Let me explain about the expression "dog fights". 1.1429 0.04419 77 67 9 1
3825 As far as kite-fighting goes, my money's on you. 1.1429 0.04790 77 68 7 2
3826 It doesn’t matter what his name is. You and Kite have to go. 1.1429 0.04790 77 68 7 2
3827 No dogs on strings. Only on leashes. 1.1429 0.04790 77 68 7 2
3828 did you get that at dollarama or co-op 1.1429 0.04014 77 66 11 0
3829 Just hanging on till he coughs up Red Riding Hood, officer. 1.1429 0.04419 77 67 9 1
3830 You need to keep that dog on a shorter leash. 1.1429 0.04014 77 66 11 0
3831 Did you get yours from Pet Smart? 1.1429 0.04419 77 67 9 1
3832 If I let him off the leash he will fly away. 1.1429 0.04419 77 67 9 1
3833 I was just taking him for a walk, but he is much lighter since we switched to his diet dog food. 1.1429 0.04419 77 67 9 1
3834 Sir, people are saying his bark is worse than his kite. 1.1429 0.04419 77 67 9 1
3835 Nice try pal. That's no leash. 1.1429 0.05135 77 69 5 3
3836 Believe it or not, he's walking on air 1.1429 0.04014 77 66 11 0
3837 I'm a huge fan of your animated movies, Mr. Anderson. 1.1429 0.05135 77 69 5 3
3838 Animal kites are no longer allowed in the park. 1.1429 0.04419 77 67 9 1
3839 Sir, this is a kite flying park. The dog flying park is down the street. 1.1429 0.04419 77 67 9 1
3840 Sir, the dog park is a couple of blocks away. 1.1429 0.04419 77 67 9 1
3841 Is that an Airedale? 1.1429 0.04790 77 68 7 2
3842 Well, ok, but if he pees again we're gonna have a problem 1.1429 0.04014 77 66 11 0
3843 Hey buddy, you need to curb your kite. 1.1429 0.04790 77 68 7 2
3844 Keep your dog on the grass, pal. 1.1429 0.04419 77 67 9 1
3845 Don't forget to pick up your poop. 1.1429 0.04790 77 68 7 2
3846 I thought this was allowed during the dog days of summer? 1.1429 0.05135 77 69 5 3
3847 Just remember, you're responsible to clean up after him. 1.1429 0.04419 77 67 9 1
3848 Sir, that is a Kit Fox....not a Kite Fox. Bring it down. 1.1429 0.04419 77 67 9 1
3849 Whether he's house-broken or not isn't the issue, Sir! 1.1429 0.04014 77 66 11 0
3850 You're a witch. 1.1429 0.05135 77 69 5 3
3851 "You better be sure he's already done his thing on the ground." 1.1429 0.04419 77 67 9 1
3852 Sir,if your kite doesn't stop sniffing around the other kites' tails, I'm going to have to ask you to leave. 1.1429 0.04419 77 67 9 1
3853 What do I care? I'm just a janitor. 1.1429 0.04419 77 67 9 1
3854 “Should you dress to the left Sir we have a panel beater in house “ Lindsay Lloyd Christchurch New Zealand 1.1429 0.04790 77 68 7 2
3855 Road kill kite? There are children here. 1.1429 0.04419 77 67 9 1
3856 Sir, when I told you to pick up after your pet, I didn't quite mean this. 1.1429 0.04014 77 66 11 0
3857 I'm sure it IS the bomb. It's also dropping bombs. 1.1429 0.04419 77 67 9 1
3858 I don't understand officer. He has a nose and a tail. 1.1429 0.04419 77 67 9 1
3859 Sir, did you file a report for a missing kite? 1.1429 0.04419 77 67 9 1
3860 It all started with a flying squirrel. 1.1429 0.04014 77 66 11 0
3861 I don't see any bags - how are you planning on cleaning up after your kite? 1.1429 0.04419 77 67 9 1
3862 I'm sorry sir only certified service kites are allowed here. 1.1429 0.04014 77 66 11 0
3863 He tends to pass a lot of gas. 1.1429 0.04419 77 67 9 1
3864 Does your pooper scooper protect against airborne projectiles? 1.1429 0.04419 77 67 9 1
3865 What you’ve never seen a flying kangaroo before? 1.1429 0.04419 77 67 9 1
3866 I'm afraid you need to leave. All the kids are scared to stand under it. 1.1429 0.04790 77 68 7 2
3867 Mr. Roosevelt is not amused. 1.1429 0.04419 77 67 9 1
3868 Sir, that’s not what they mean by “bird dog” 1.1429 0.04419 77 67 9 1
3869 Officer, it's all about descending opinion. 1.1429 0.05135 77 69 5 3
3870 And how do you plan to curb him this year, Mr. Davis? 1.1429 0.04790 77 68 7 2
3871 Nope, not even a high-strung Airedale. 1.1429 0.04790 77 68 7 2
3872 Well, technically, ... 1.1429 0.04014 77 66 11 0
3873 Now, show me her papers. 1.1429 0.04419 77 67 9 1
3874 Excuse me sir, I'm investigating a complaint about a dog eating a little boy's helium balloons here in the park. 1.1429 0.04790 77 68 7 2
3875 Your kite requires a diaper. 1.1429 0.04014 77 66 11 0
3876 You didn't see the signs: "No dog flying" here 1.1429 0.04419 77 67 9 1
3877 I realize that, sir; then again, most kites don't poop. 1.1429 0.04014 77 66 11 0
3878 Airedale or not,it's against the rules.... 1.1429 0.04014 77 66 11 0
3879 This can hardly be called dog walking sir. 1.1429 0.04790 77 68 7 2
3880 Sir, I am going to have to ask for that kite’s citizenship papers. 1.1429 0.04419 77 67 9 1
3881 I'm sorry, Mr. Pruitt, you can't fly endangered species in the park. 1.1429 0.04419 77 67 9 1
3882 What’s the problem, he’s on a leash. 1.1429 0.04419 77 67 9 1
3883 I'm sorry sir but if you are going to fly that kite, you must carry a zip lock plastic bag. 1.1429 0.04419 77 67 9 1
3884 Whatever happens...you are responsible for cleaning it up. 1.1429 0.05135 77 69 5 3
3885 I don’t care if he is an A-kite-a. You can’t fly your dog in this park! 1.1429 0.04419 77 67 9 1
3886 The dog is fine, but you need to add geometric shapes in color. 1.1429 0.04419 77 67 9 1
3887 You may be "making lemonade" after she broke the helium tap, but it's still animal cruelty. 1.1429 0.04419 77 67 9 1
3888 But my dog’s name is Teddy. 1.1429 0.04790 77 68 7 2
3889 I don't care if you're promoting a brewery...get him down. 1.1429 0.04419 77 67 9 1
3890 I've warned you before about playing with helium... 1.1429 0.04419 77 67 9 1
3891 Yes, wearing a hat IS a good idea. 1.1429 0.04014 77 66 11 0
3892 Sorry you'll have to show me its vaccination history. 1.1429 0.04419 77 67 9 1
3893 It's pronounced "Kite," not "Kitty." 1.1429 0.04014 77 66 11 0
3894 Its easier for him to fetch the higher branches this way 1.1429 0.04419 77 67 9 1
3895 The fest of tails is at McAllister park not this one. 1.1429 0.04790 77 68 7 2
3896 No dogs allowed not even Airdales. 1.1429 0.04790 77 68 7 2
3897 You better rent one at the entrance. PETA might get upset with this one. 1.1429 0.05135 77 69 5 3
3898 Taking your literal approach to skirt the "no dog walking" ordinance to new heights, eh Phil? Well, the guy with the turd on his shoulder gave you up. 1.1429 0.04419 77 67 9 1
3899 Impressive, but we still don't think he's a therapy dog. 1.1429 0.04419 77 67 9 1
3900 I'm afraid the rules are very clear,sir. You must also fly a para-scoop... 1.1429 0.04790 77 68 7 2
3901 Sir, yesterday when I said your dog had to be on a leash, this is NOT what I meant. 1.1429 0.04419 77 67 9 1
3902 This is neither the place nor the time sir! Your dog must come down! 1.1429 0.04419 77 67 9 1
3903 I checked, and you're right, it's legal. I still wish you'd stop, though. 1.1429 0.04419 77 67 9 1
3904 You do see that this is a Kit-E park, don't you? No dogs allowed. 1.1429 0.04014 77 66 11 0
3905 Think you could help us with a raccoon problem in St. Paul? 1.1429 0.04790 77 68 7 2
3906 I am aware, Sir, that he is an Airedale, but you still can't fly him here. 1.1410 0.03966 78 67 11 0
3907 Just don’t let him fly over my cruiser. 1.1410 0.04366 78 68 9 1
3908 Whats the problem officer, he's an Airedale. 1.1410 0.04732 78 69 7 2
3909 Today, I’m going to let it slide. Tomorrow, there’d Better be a leash. 1.1410 0.04732 78 69 7 2
3910 Where were you able to find such a long leash? 1.1410 0.04366 78 68 9 1
3911 I know it's just a kite sir, but any dog is still prohibited in the park ." 1.1410 0.04366 78 68 9 1
3912 Do you have a license to fly? 1.1410 0.04366 78 68 9 1
3913 Just make sure you obey the leash law at all times. 1.1410 0.03966 78 67 11 0
3914 Well, Fido always wanted to fly, so after he died I made him into a kite for him to realize that wish. 1.1410 0.04732 78 69 7 2
3915 It’s ok - he is potty trained. 1.1410 0.04366 78 68 9 1
3916 So you're saying somebody told you to 'Go fly a schnauzer'?! 1.1410 0.04732 78 69 7 2
3917 Interesting use of aerodynamics to break that tail chasing habit. 1.1410 0.05072 78 70 5 3
3918 Thank you for keeping your dog on leash. 1.1410 0.04732 78 69 7 2
3919 Sir, I'm going to have to impound your kite for its lack of stripes. A cat would've done a better job. 1.1410 0.04366 78 68 9 1
3920 It’s an emotional support companion. I have a certificate. 1.1410 0.03966 78 67 11 0
3921 I'll let you slide on the leash if you promise he won't go to the bathroom. 1.1410 0.04366 78 68 9 1
3922 Sorry sir, but you'll have to put your kite-dog away unless you put a diaper on it. 1.1410 0.04366 78 68 9 1
3923 It says 'Kite Park', not 'Dog Park'. 1.1410 0.04732 78 69 7 2
3924 Mister, you're not allowed to fly your dog in this park! 1.1410 0.04732 78 69 7 2
3925 I think you'll find he's on a leash. 1.1410 0.04732 78 69 7 2
3926 Sorry, sir, but absolutely NO DOGS allowed in the park! 1.1410 0.04732 78 69 7 2
3927 Reminder Sir that you need to keep your kite on leash all times. 1.1410 0.04366 78 68 9 1
3928 Even if it counts as a leash you still have to pick up after him! 1.1410 0.04366 78 68 9 1
3929 OK,so it's a leash but what about the pooper-scooper regulation? 1.1410 0.04732 78 69 7 2
3930 I assume Roosevelt gets his sense of humor from you? 1.1410 0.05072 78 70 5 3
3931 I don't care if you're "blind" and "just looking around," this is a kite park. 1.1410 0.04732 78 69 7 2
3932 When did your dog start chasing kites? 1.1410 0.03966 78 67 11 0
3933 We've had reports about leftists hanging out around here, so keep a sharp eye out -they're hard to spot. 1.1410 0.04732 78 69 7 2
3934 That dog don't hunt. 1.1410 0.04732 78 69 7 2
3935 Go leash a kite.” 1.1410 0.04732 78 69 7 2
3936 Well if you do see the person who helped Fido escape please let us know. 1.1410 0.04366 78 68 9 1
3937 Any flown pets must wear diapers 1.1410 0.04732 78 69 7 2
3938 You know the rules, Koons, reel him in. 1.1410 0.04732 78 69 7 2
3939 Sir, there are no dogs allowed in the park. 1.1410 0.03966 78 67 11 0
3940 Well he swallowed a helium balloon, I just thought we'd make the most of it. 1.1410 0.03966 78 67 11 0
3941 Quick Draw is looking for Snuffles - has your dog seen him? 1.1410 0.04366 78 68 9 1
3942 No, that sign say kitty park. 1.1410 0.04366 78 68 9 1
3943 This is exactly why kite parks always have leash laws. 1.1410 0.04366 78 68 9 1
3944 Sorry, no dogs allowed. Not even on a leash. 1.1410 0.04366 78 68 9 1
3945 Sir, I hope that's helium and not hydrogen. 1.1410 0.04732 78 69 7 2
3946 You need a dedicated permit to fly a dog. Ah, and a doggie diaper. 1.1410 0.04732 78 69 7 2
3947 excuse me sir, but is that your dog? 1.1410 0.04366 78 68 9 1
3948 Didn't you see the sign? No dogs allowed. 1.1410 0.04366 78 68 9 1
3949 We've had reports that your kite is, um.......pooping on others in the park. 1.1410 0.04366 78 68 9 1
3950 Sorry sir, but this is a kite Park not a dog park 1.1410 0.04366 78 68 9 1
3951 But, officer, he's on leash-- just like the sign says. 1.1410 0.04366 78 68 9 1
3952 I'm sorry, but the sign says "No Dogs Over the Grass" 1.1410 0.04366 78 68 9 1
3953 I don't care if it is a therapy dog, it's still not permitted 1.1410 0.04366 78 68 9 1
3954 I got the idea from Ray Bradbury. 1.1410 0.03966 78 67 11 0
3955 Cannabis oil cured his ailments? Great. But the dog park is two blocks east. 1.1410 0.04366 78 68 9 1
3956 Who names a female dog after a president? 1.1410 0.04366 78 68 9 1
3957 Sorry, Governor Romney--dogs not allowed in the park! 1.1410 0.05072 78 70 5 3
3958 I suppose you have a license for this? 1.1410 0.03966 78 67 11 0
3959 He may be a free spirit, but leash laws assume your dog will be on the ground. 1.1410 0.03966 78 67 11 0
3960 You can't fool me--that's a drone. 1.1410 0.04732 78 69 7 2
3961 Sorry sir but the dog park is one block down. 1.1410 0.04732 78 69 7 2
3962 Sorry sir! I thought this was the dog park. 1.1410 0.04366 78 68 9 1
3963 Hey buddy I told you NO DOGS ALLOWED! 1.1410 0.04366 78 68 9 1
3964 Excuse me sir...we do not allow our kite flyers to wear caps. 1.1410 0.04366 78 68 9 1
3965 is that a KiteKat? 1.1410 0.04366 78 68 9 1
3966 I don’t care if he’s on a leash, it’s still no dogs allowed! 1.1410 0.03966 78 67 11 0
3967 Witnesses say it was your dog that ate the helium canister that belonged to the balloon vendor. Any truth to that? 1.1410 0.03966 78 67 11 0
3968 Sir, we have had multiple complaints about Buddy's aerial dumps and request that you fly him elsewhere. 1.1410 0.04366 78 68 9 1
3969 You need supplemental kite insurance. 1.1410 0.04366 78 68 9 1
3970 Sir, all dogs must be on a leash 6 feet or less. 1.1410 0.04366 78 68 9 1
3971 Your kite cannot be on a leash that is longer than 6 feet. 1.1410 0.05072 78 70 5 3
3972 Is that Donald's soul! 1.1410 0.04366 78 68 9 1
3973 The sign out front clearly states no aggressive kites. 1.1410 0.04366 78 68 9 1
3974 Has he ever seen Gone With The Wind? 1.1410 0.04732 78 69 7 2
3975 Sorry, sir. Even if his name is Teddy. 1.1410 0.05072 78 70 5 3
3976 Is that a registered certified leash? 1.1410 0.04732 78 69 7 2
3977 Dog's a dog, pal. 1.1410 0.04732 78 69 7 2
3978 Would mind if I took a photo? my wife loves Airedales. 1.1410 0.03966 78 67 11 0
3979 May I see your poop bag? 1.1410 0.04366 78 68 9 1
3980 Sorry but no dogs allowed without a poop bag. 1.1410 0.03966 78 67 11 0
3981 Please keep your dog under control. 1.1410 0.04366 78 68 9 1
3982 I know, it's easier than walking him. 1.1410 0.03966 78 67 11 0
3983 I'm just glad Teddy isn't here to see this... 1.1410 0.04366 78 68 9 1
3984 Zlatni Rat Kiting is Not Allowed in this Park. 1.1410 0.04732 78 69 7 2
3985 While this is a unique way to curb your dog, your fellow kite fliers may disagree. 1.1410 0.04366 78 68 9 1
3986 When he stops huffing and puffing, you really will need to take him down 1.1410 0.04366 78 68 9 1
3987 No, it’s not illegal. But we’re all concerned as to how you’ll curb him. 1.1410 0.05072 78 70 5 3
3988 Sir, is that a service kite? 1.1410 0.03966 78 67 11 0
3989 We provide poop bags at the gate. 1.1410 0.05072 78 70 5 3
3990 It’s his punishment for getting into the trash. 1.1410 0.04366 78 68 9 1
3991 I saw your taxidermy ad on the bus, do you do rabbit kites? 1.1410 0.03966 78 67 11 0
3992 He needs a shorter leash. 1.1410 0.04366 78 68 9 1
3993 I'm sorry, sir, it's also illegal to fly yourself over the border with a kite. 1.1410 0.04732 78 69 7 2
3994 He may be getting a bit too much fiber. 1.1410 0.04366 78 68 9 1
3995 Sir, we have a park rule, Dogs need to be on a leash. 1.1410 0.03966 78 67 11 0
3996 That had better be an Airedale. 1.1410 0.03966 78 67 11 0
3997 Girl or boy? 1.1410 0.04732 78 69 7 2
3998 I said it’s a leash free zone. Now, let him go. 1.1410 0.04732 78 69 7 2
3999 Have you seen the Trump Baby Balloon? 1.1410 0.04366 78 68 9 1
4000 Sir, we have received numerous complaints that you kite has been trying to mark its territory all over the field. 1.1410 0.04366 78 68 9 1
4001 I need you to move it to the Kite Bark. 1.1410 0.03966 78 67 11 0
4002 No dogs fly on my watch without valid emotional support certificates. 1.1410 0.04732 78 69 7 2
4003 This is the year of the dog, bud. Save the rat for 2024. 1.1410 0.04732 78 69 7 2
4004 Sorry sir, your leash needs to be 10 feet or less. 1.1410 0.04366 78 68 9 1
4005 Sir, we found a steamroller licensed in your name. 1.1410 0.04732 78 69 7 2
4006 Sir, the Dog Days of summer are over. I'm going to have to ask you to release that dog. 1.1410 0.04732 78 69 7 2
4007 I'm sorry, sir. This park is for kites only. You can fly your dog down the road at Helium Park. 1.1410 0.03966 78 67 11 0
4008 Pardon me sir, but is that really R. Kelley’s dog? 1.1410 0.04366 78 68 9 1
4009 That kite scares me! 1.1410 0.04732 78 69 7 2
4010 How the hell did you get that raccoon to sign the waiver? 1.1410 0.03966 78 67 11 0
4011 Well no, it's not specifically mentioned in the regulations. Even still... 1.1410 0.04732 78 69 7 2
4012 Lucky may very well be in his element but you still have to clean up after him 1.1410 0.03966 78 67 11 0
4013 Nice kite. Do you know where I could buy one of those? 1.1410 0.04366 78 68 9 1
4014 And I thought that my dog was gassy! 1.1410 0.04732 78 69 7 2
4015 We got a call about some carrier pigeons going missing. 1.1410 0.04366 78 68 9 1
4016 Sorry sir, but it doesn't matter if his park is worse than his kite. 1.1410 0.05072 78 70 5 3
4017 Sorry sir this park is for kits only, you'll have to go to the dog park. 1.1410 0.04732 78 69 7 2
4018 I said the only way he could win is if dogs could fly! 1.1410 0.04732 78 69 7 2
4019 Excuse me we are doing a random survey, can I mark you as a Trump Republican? 1.1410 0.04366 78 68 9 1
4020 Your dog is full of hot air? There's another way to handle it! 1.1410 0.04366 78 68 9 1
4021 You still got to clean up after him. 1.1410 0.04366 78 68 9 1
4022 Please take Air Bud to a dog park. 1.1410 0.04732 78 69 7 2
4023 It's the dog days of summer model. 1.1410 0.04732 78 69 7 2
4024 Did you bring a pet waste bag? 1.1410 0.04732 78 69 7 2
4025 Curb your kite. 1.1410 0.03966 78 67 11 0
4026 On behalf of other park patrons, please keep an eye on where he relieves himself. 1.1410 0.04366 78 68 9 1
4027 I'll need to see your pooper scooper please. 1.1410 0.04732 78 69 7 2
4028 Sir, this is legal only if you provide umbrellas for everyone present. 1.1410 0.04732 78 69 7 2
4029 Is that a labradoodle? 1.1410 0.05072 78 70 5 3
4030 Sir, your dog is impressive but I need you land it. 1.1410 0.04366 78 68 9 1
4031 Let sleeping dogs fly? 1.1410 0.04732 78 69 7 2
4032 Dogfights are against Park rules. 1.1410 0.05072 78 70 5 3
4033 Is your kite toilet-trained? 1.1410 0.04366 78 68 9 1
4034 Which part of "kite" did you miss? 1.1410 0.04366 78 68 9 1
4035 Sir, do you know anything about the complaints people have of rain on this sunny day? 1.1410 0.04732 78 69 7 2
4036 I don't care if he's an airedale." 1.1410 0.04732 78 69 7 2
4037 Your leash is too long. 1.1410 0.03966 78 67 11 0
4038 He must have picked up tailwind. 1.1410 0.03966 78 67 11 0
4039 You can't practice for the Macy's parade here. 1.1410 0.03966 78 67 11 0
4040 I know he's retired, but Polly's in trouble. 1.1410 0.03966 78 67 11 0
4041 Technically, Sir, that is not a leash. 1.1410 0.04366 78 68 9 1
4042 What work or task has this dog been trained to do for you? 1.1410 0.04366 78 68 9 1
4043 That's a violation. The tail is too short! 1.1410 0.04732 78 69 7 2
4044 That's a dog. 1.1410 0.05072 78 70 5 3
4045 Did you NOT see the sign--"no dog kites allowed"?? 1.1410 0.03966 78 67 11 0
4046 Sorry, I still need to write you up for not curbing your pet. 1.1410 0.03966 78 67 11 0
4047 Flying pooch does not mean anything to me. Dog park is next door. 1.1410 0.04366 78 68 9 1
4048 This is the third time, Mr. Bates. 1.1410 0.04366 78 68 9 1
4049 Jones, ASCPA 1.1410 0.04366 78 68 9 1
4050 Under our zero tolerance policy, I'm impounding this hedgehog unless it's willing to assimilate. 1.1410 0.04366 78 68 9 1
4051 I'm from the FAA. You're flying that dog without a license. 1.1410 0.04366 78 68 9 1
4052 That is a dog, not a kite. 1.1410 0.04732 78 69 7 2
4053 I don't care if you had him for 14 years. It's still creepy as hell. 1.1410 0.04366 78 68 9 1
4054 'I can tell that you're high right now.' 1.1410 0.04366 78 68 9 1
4055 Yes, asshole, I have heard of the 1st amendment, but for God's sake, there are children here! 1.1410 0.04366 78 68 9 1
4056 Sir, string does not count as a leash. 1.1410 0.03966 78 67 11 0
4057 It is not about the leash law. It is about the droppings. 1.1410 0.04366 78 68 9 1
4058 First day pot's legal, he eats my stash! Just waiting for him to come down, Officer. 1.1410 0.04732 78 69 7 2
4059 No, it's not illegal, but I am required to tell you that you're deplorable. 1.1410 0.04366 78 68 9 1
4060 It’s a Labirdoodle. 1.1410 0.03966 78 67 11 0
4061 Sir, the Roosevelt Dog Park is on the other side of town. 1.1410 0.04732 78 69 7 2
4062 Hope you know that FDR would not have approved 1.1410 0.04366 78 68 9 1
4063 You know that's illedog 1.1410 0.03966 78 67 11 0
4064 You're not fooling anyone, you know! 1.1410 0.03966 78 67 11 0
4065 I don't care how high your dog gets on acid, he's still a dog, not a kite. 1.1410 0.04732 78 69 7 2
4066 Don’t forget his flu shot! 1.1410 0.04366 78 68 9 1
4067 Mickey made me do it. 1.1410 0.03966 78 67 11 0
4068 It's a service animal. 1.1410 0.04732 78 69 7 2
4069 Your dog really is in the park and you know it's not allowed. 1.1392 0.04675 79 70 7 2
4070 Yes Sir, I did check the regulations. Helium filled dogs are not allowed in the kite park. You’ll have to sail your Schnauzer in the dog park. 1.1392 0.03920 79 68 11 0
4071 Your kite left quite a mess in the takeoff area. 1.1392 0.04314 79 69 9 1
4072 For the last time, you're not allowed to exhume Skip and fly him over the President's park. 1.1392 0.05010 79 71 5 3
4073 Hightail it out of here. 1.1392 0.04314 79 69 9 1
4074 Why? Because I'm a cat-kite person, that's why! 1.1392 0.04314 79 69 9 1
4075 Just to clarify, sir, your dog is very much not exempt from the pick-up law. 1.1392 0.04314 79 69 9 1
4076 The sign said, “Don’t walk on the grass!”. 1.1389 0.04556 72 63 8 1
4077 The judge said you will need more then this for him to change his mind. 1.1370 0.04052 73 63 10 0
4078 Sorry, but it's not a kite. 1.1351 0.04839 74 66 6 2
4079 I'm going to need you to take that doggone thing down right now, sir. 1.1351 0.04440 74 65 8 1
4080 I don’t care what tricks she can do you still have to stoop and scoop. 1.1351 0.04440 74 65 8 1
4081 I don’t care if you call it Airedale, this breed won’t fly. 1.1351 0.04440 74 65 8 1
4082 I'm sure he eats better than you do, sir, but it's still a public safety concern. 1.1351 0.04440 74 65 8 1
4083 Sorry sir, we enforce a six-foot leash law in this park. 1.1351 0.04440 74 65 8 1
4084 Can you help me with a pet that keeps lying on the couch? 1.1351 0.04440 74 65 8 1
4085 I think they said "sight hound". 1.1351 0.04440 74 65 8 1
4086 I don't care if it is the year of the dog, you can't fly it without a permit. 1.1351 0.04440 74 65 8 1
4087 Excuse me sir, you are standing in an ant pile. 1.1351 0.04440 74 65 8 1
4088 Perfect for the dog days. 1.1351 0.04440 74 65 8 1
4089 He was sulking after we started closing the toilet lids, so now we do this to perk him up. 1.1351 0.04440 74 65 8 1
4090 I don’t care if it’s the year or the rat. 1.1351 0.04440 74 65 8 1
4091 We've had complaints that you're chasing tails. 1.1351 0.04839 74 66 6 2
4092 His name is Air Bud, maybe you’ve heard of him. 1.1351 0.04839 74 66 6 2
4093 I'm guessing your dog really isn't named 'Kite'. 1.1351 0.04001 74 64 10 0
4094 I’m sorry sir, but the New York Leash Law explicitly states that “Dogs in public must be on a leash no more than 6 feet long.” 1.1351 0.04001 74 64 10 0
4095 Listen Bomgarden, I said to clear Fido for final approach to the dog park. 1.1351 0.04839 74 66 6 2
4096 Do you have a license for that? 1.1351 0.04440 74 65 8 1
4097 I assume you're the one ordered the helium tank? 1.1351 0.04001 74 64 10 0
4098 psst ... what type of knot works best for that? 1.1351 0.04001 74 64 10 0
4099 You had better be using helium. Hydrogen is banned. 1.1351 0.04440 74 65 8 1
4100 Sorry sir, the dog days of kite flying are only allowed in Hoover park.” 1.1351 0.04440 74 65 8 1
4101 No problem, just keep him on-string. 1.1351 0.04839 74 66 6 2
4102 There's a neuter rule in this park, too. 1.1351 0.04440 74 65 8 1
4103 Her exuberance created such a stir amidst the other dogs that we decided this park was a better fit." Janice Resnick, Rochester, N.Y 1.1351 0.04440 74 65 8 1
4104 Personally, I believe that Teddy actually meant “Ruff” Riders. 1.1351 0.04839 74 66 6 2
4105 Sorry, but your doggie poop bag leaves a lot to be desired. 1.1351 0.04440 74 65 8 1
4106 Your wife says to walk your dog, not fly it. 1.1351 0.04440 74 65 8 1
4107 Just be sure to keep it on a tight leash. 1.1351 0.04001 74 64 10 0
4108 It's a pet flying squirrel, he likes to show off. 1.1351 0.04001 74 64 10 0
4109 He walks first . . . then he can fly! 1.1351 0.04839 74 66 6 2
4110 I'ts not technically a leash, so...... 1.1351 0.04440 74 65 8 1
4111 I see sir you have a Roosevelt Terrier. Please keep him leased when you bring him down. 1.1351 0.04440 74 65 8 1
4112 I understand that the car window was no longer enough for him, but you can't just fly him around the park whenever it's windy. 1.1351 0.04839 74 66 6 2
4113 Sir, the dog flying park is three blocks over 1.1351 0.04440 74 65 8 1
4114 Sir, flying dogs are the next park over 1.1351 0.04440 74 65 8 1
4115 No dogs or independent voters allowed. 1.1351 0.04440 74 65 8 1
4116 But sir, that's his favorite park. 1.1351 0.05207 74 67 4 3
4117 I don't care what his name is. This is a dog-free flight zone. 1.1351 0.04440 74 65 8 1
4118 You need to keep your dog on a four foot leash in this park. 1.1351 0.04440 74 65 8 1
4119 Sir, you don't want to make me call in the Cloud-9 unit. 1.1351 0.04440 74 65 8 1
4120 Float your balloon, between the boat and whatever. Go 1.1351 0.04839 74 66 6 2
4121 Sir, there are no dogs allowed in the kite park! 1.1351 0.04440 74 65 8 1
4122 No dogs allowed, sir, even if they can fly. 1.1351 0.04001 74 64 10 0
4123 Yes it might be the cartoonist’s understanding of a “flying fox”but it’s not allowed in this park. 1.1351 0.04440 74 65 8 1
4124 The dog park is one block west of here. 1.1351 0.04001 74 64 10 0
4125 Keep him on a shorter leash — I don't want him scaring the other kites. 1.1351 0.04001 74 64 10 0
4126 Okay now, check all of the kites for contraband. 1.1351 0.04839 74 66 6 2
4127 No dogs on the grass, wadda you tryin to pull? 1.1351 0.04839 74 66 6 2
4128 The Up Dog Yoga event is in a different section of the park. 1.1351 0.04839 74 66 6 2
4129 Sir, absolutely no dogs allowed unless they are leashed. 1.1351 0.04001 74 64 10 0
4130 Let me guess, it's your seeing eye dog and you're just taking a look around the park 1.1351 0.04440 74 65 8 1
4131 Excuse me sir, but the Dumbo Animal Park is the next block over. 1.1351 0.04839 74 66 6 2
4132 Only in the Windy City. 1.1351 0.04839 74 66 6 2
4133 I don't care if he has a tail, that's still not a kite. 1.1351 0.04440 74 65 8 1
4134 I hope you have a pooper scooper. 1.1351 0.04839 74 66 6 2
4135 Dog license and waste butterfly net, please. 1.1351 0.04839 74 66 6 2
4136 I am expressing my Rights under one of the Constitutional Amendments to fly whatever flag I like. 1.1351 0.04839 74 66 6 2
4137 Sir, it doesn't matter if you clean up after "Lucky," by then it will be too late. That's why no dogs allowed. 1.1351 0.04839 74 66 6 2
4138 I thought this was a dog park too! 1.1351 0.04440 74 65 8 1
4139 Sir, I'm afraid you'll have to move over to the Roosevelt Dog Park. 1.1351 0.04440 74 65 8 1
4140 There’s a dog park for that. 1.1351 0.04839 74 66 6 2
4141 Sir, dogs have to be on a leash, not on a string. 1.1351 0.04839 74 66 6 2
4142 That is clearly not a leash... 1.1351 0.04440 74 65 8 1
4143 Nothing like some doggie flatuance. 1.1351 0.04440 74 65 8 1
4144 Leashes can't be more than 6 feet long! 1.1351 0.04440 74 65 8 1
4145 Sir, the FAA require all dogs be on leash when in their airspace. 1.1351 0.04440 74 65 8 1
4146 So what are we all supposed to do when he decides to relieve himself? 1.1351 0.04440 74 65 8 1
4147 You know, I'd bust you in a minute if there was a law against getting pets high. 1.1351 0.04440 74 65 8 1
4148 Sir, I am going to have to ask you to curb your dog. 1.1351 0.04001 74 64 10 0
4149 No clothes, no fly. 1.1351 0.04839 74 66 6 2
4150 Sir, I don’t care if his name is Teddy, all dogs must be on a leash. 1.1351 0.05552 74 68 2 4
4151 Sir, this is the Teddy Roosevelt Kite Park. Exotic taxidermy only. 1.1351 0.05207 74 67 4 3
4152 We are quite strict about remaining on leash at all time, yes. 1.1351 0.04440 74 65 8 1
4153 Around here we allow only four freedoms. 1.1351 0.04001 74 64 10 0
4154 Sorry, even though it’s an Airedale you have to move to the dog park 1.1351 0.04001 74 64 10 0
4155 Let me down! I thought he said Bite Park, not Kite Bark. 1.1351 0.04440 74 65 8 1
4156 I'm afraid fetch is not allowed, sir. 1.1351 0.04839 74 66 6 2
4157 Excuse me, sir. We’re now asking flying pet owners to use the clearing over the knoll. 1.1351 0.04001 74 64 10 0
4158 But officer, he’s been fixed. 1.1351 0.04001 74 64 10 0
4159 Your dog's name better be "KITE". 1.1351 0.04440 74 65 8 1
4160 I don't see a problem with it. 1.1351 0.04440 74 65 8 1
4161 You need a license to fly a kangaroo, sir 1.1351 0.04001 74 64 10 0
4162 Yes, we're sure it was pee... 1.1351 0.04001 74 64 10 0
4163 I can see he’s got a tail. That don’t make him a kite. The dog park’s across town. 1.1351 0.04839 74 66 6 2
4164 The dog kite park is in Washington. 1.1351 0.04839 74 66 6 2
4165 No, I can’t make you go to the dog park but you better be good with the poop bag. 1.1351 0.04839 74 66 6 2
4166 Well, at least you didn't break the leash law. 1.1351 0.04440 74 65 8 1
4167 Excuse me sir, this is a kite park. You'll have to bring 'er down. 1.1351 0.04440 74 65 8 1
4168 Helium!!! That is a strange name for a dog 1.1351 0.04440 74 65 8 1
4169 Your dog is higher than a kite! 1.1351 0.04001 74 64 10 0
4170 I'll need to see his distemper papers. 1.1351 0.04440 74 65 8 1
4171 Yes George, I know you just taught him how to fly, but he keeps chasing the other kites around. 1.1351 0.04001 74 64 10 0
4172 It's an Airedale Terrier, not an Air-dale. 1.1351 0.04839 74 66 6 2
4173 It’s supposed to be just a tail, not the whole animal! 1.1351 0.04440 74 65 8 1
4174 Sir, I can assure you there's no dog flying or my name isn't Roosevelt Kite! 1.1351 0.04001 74 64 10 0
4175 It's the tail. It's better. Stronger. 1.1351 0.04839 74 66 6 2
4176 No, Ben Franklin didn't tell me to do it. 1.1351 0.04440 74 65 8 1
4177 Sorry, buddy, but only kites and flying squirrels allowed here. 1.1351 0.04839 74 66 6 2
4178 I thought the saying said Pigs fly? 1.1351 0.04440 74 65 8 1
4179 How’d you get him up there? 1.1351 0.04001 74 64 10 0
4180 Could you, please, expand your dog’s horizon elsewhere. 1.1351 0.04440 74 65 8 1
4181 Hey, buddy, no dogs allowed. 1.1351 0.04839 74 66 6 2
4182 You were smart not to clip your pup’s tail. 1.1351 0.04839 74 66 6 2
4183 Excuse me sir, but I believe that President Roosevelt stipulated that Wildlife be flown only in the National Parks. 1.1351 0.04839 74 66 6 2
4184 Sir, the 'K' in K-9 isn't for kite 1.1351 0.04839 74 66 6 2
4185 My dog likes to relax after a tough night. He works as a guard dog at the Flying Dog Brewery - you see. 1.1351 0.04839 74 66 6 2
4186 A new use for light and airy dog food? 1.1351 0.04440 74 65 8 1
4187 Sir, all dogs must be in your control and on a 6 ft leash 1.1351 0.04839 74 66 6 2
4188 I thought I told you - no dogs aloft. 1.1351 0.04839 74 66 6 2
4189 He is my emotional support dog. 1.1351 0.04440 74 65 8 1
4190 They can fly anything they want That clown David Remnick is still here!! 1.1351 0.04839 74 66 6 2
4191 Yes, I understand it was the burrito he had for lunch, but I'm still asking you to leave and take your kite with you 1.1351 0.04839 74 66 6 2
4192 And you would scoop his poop how? 1.1351 0.04839 74 66 6 2
4193 Is it potty trained? 1.1351 0.04440 74 65 8 1
4194 Technically, sir, your dog is not on a leash. 1.1351 0.04839 74 66 6 2
4195 I don't care if he IS a service animal. 1.1351 0.04001 74 64 10 0
4196 No, sir, technically, that is NOT a leash. 1.1351 0.04001 74 64 10 0
4197 We like to keep the animals on the ground here. 1.1351 0.04440 74 65 8 1
4198 I just couldn't get it to fly until I put a tail on it. 1.1351 0.04440 74 65 8 1
4199 Sure you can fly your dog here but you have to yell incoming if you need to pick up. 1.1351 0.04440 74 65 8 1
4200 No dogs allowed here. 1.1351 0.04440 74 65 8 1
4201 That's a string, not a leash. 1.1351 0.04440 74 65 8 1
4202 No, it's not like a bird, you still have to clean up after it. 1.1351 0.04839 74 66 6 2
4203 Flying squirrels requires a permit. 1.1351 0.04001 74 64 10 0
4204 You had better catch it before it hits the ground or else! 1.1351 0.04001 74 64 10 0
4205 Please pick up after him. 1.1351 0.04440 74 65 8 1
4206 You’ll have to leave. A kite string does not qualify as a leash. 1.1351 0.04440 74 65 8 1
4207 Park rules require pets to be licensed and vaccinated for dragon energy. 1.1351 0.04001 74 64 10 0
4208 I'm sorry, but I said your parole would be over when pigs fly. Nice try though. 1.1351 0.04440 74 65 8 1
4209 Can you do a pig? 1.1351 0.04839 74 66 6 2
4210 Set her down or I'll cite you for pooching 1.1351 0.04440 74 65 8 1
4211 He's a WWI Aviation buff. Call him Fast Eddie. 1.1351 0.04440 74 65 8 1
4212 Be sure to pick up the droppings 1.1351 0.04440 74 65 8 1
4213 Where’s your orange vest, sir? 1.1351 0.04440 74 65 8 1
4214 The coyote is nor bird nor flag, sir. You are disqualified. 1.1351 0.04440 74 65 8 1
4215 I’m afraid feral kites are not permitted here. 1.1351 0.04839 74 66 6 2
4216 Quite the rough rider you got there. 1.1351 0.04440 74 65 8 1
4217 What breed? 1.1351 0.04839 74 66 6 2
4218 We started Bowser on a new flea medication. It stopped the itching but makes him higher than a kite. 1.1351 0.04440 74 65 8 1
4219 Sir, you need a collar with that leash. 1.1351 0.05552 74 68 2 4
4220 Your dog peed on one of the kites. Please let it fly in the dog park. 1.1351 0.04839 74 66 6 2
4221 Nice try, but you still have to pick up after him. 1.1351 0.04440 74 65 8 1
4222 It's not a leash and as soon as he lands, you get a ticket. 1.1351 0.04001 74 64 10 0
4223 It’s cheaper than boarding him in a kennel. 1.1351 0.04440 74 65 8 1
4224 Please tell me he is potty trained. 1.1351 0.04839 74 66 6 2
4225 Just be on the lookout. He responds to 'Cooper' and the family is worried sick. 1.1351 0.04440 74 65 8 1
4226 Sorry, Sir. No dogs allowed. 1.1351 0.04440 74 65 8 1
4227 Above or on the ground, you still need a pooper scooper in the park. 1.1351 0.04001 74 64 10 0
4228 Sorry sir, but in this park all kites have to be of the same origin. It's a new immigration law. 1.1351 0.04001 74 64 10 0
4229 I realize it’s a flying fox, sir, and obviously you’re following the leash laws, but... 1.1351 0.04839 74 66 6 2
4230 Fala la la la, bring it down! 1.1351 0.04440 74 65 8 1
4231 Hand it back, sir. This is now the Trump kite park, and we don't give flying rat's asses anymore. 1.1351 0.04440 74 65 8 1
4232 HOW DID YOU GET HIM TO DO THAT? 1.1351 0.04440 74 65 8 1
4233 Sir, you'll need to go to the dog park. 1.1351 0.04440 74 65 8 1
4234 Sir, a helium-dog is against the rules 1.1351 0.04839 74 66 6 2
4235 Off-leash hours started at 5 if you'd like to bring him down. 1.1351 0.04839 74 66 6 2
4236 No, sir. There is no space for ‘other’ types of kites. 1.1351 0.04440 74 65 8 1
4237 somebody" in Korea wanted him for dinner 1.1351 0.04839 74 66 6 2
4238 There's a law against testing the wind? 1.1351 0.04440 74 65 8 1
4239 No alcohol, no music, no pets. 1.1351 0.04440 74 65 8 1
4240 Sir, the dog park is two blocks to the West. 1.1351 0.04839 74 66 6 2
4241 Dog gone it, that's not the way to walk your dog. 1.1351 0.04440 74 65 8 1
4242 Did he have a rabies shot? 1.1333 0.03952 75 65 10 0
4243 You dog just pooped on the mime. He's either pressing charges or doing his man-in-box routine. 1.1333 0.04777 75 67 6 2
4244 Hey Pal, I don't see a license on that kite. 1.1333 0.04777 75 67 6 2
4245 May I pet him? 1.1333 0.03952 75 65 10 0
4246 You can't tell me it's a bird, or it's a plane. Now pick up the poop! 1.1333 0.05480 75 69 2 4
4247 Flying dogs not allowed here. You want the BITE park. 1.1333 0.04384 75 66 8 1
4248 Airedales for adoption kite ! 1.1333 0.03952 75 65 10 0
4249 Sir, we're going to have to know how you got the helium in there. 1.1333 0.04777 75 67 6 2
4250 Sir, the little boy would like his drone back. 1.1333 0.03952 75 65 10 0
4251 Well at least it isn't a check. 1.1333 0.03952 75 65 10 0
4252 The saying goes, "When PIGS fly" 1.1333 0.04777 75 67 6 2
4253 Sir, I am going to need documentation as proof that this is an emotional support dog. 1.1333 0.04384 75 66 8 1
4254 Sir, "the dog days of summer' is a figure of speech 1.1333 0.04384 75 66 8 1
4255 Dog Park is other side of the road behind you. 1.1333 0.04384 75 66 8 1
4256 Excuse me Mr. Roosevelt, but Fala is once again 'sprinkling while tinkling' 1.1333 0.05141 75 68 4 3
4257 Sir, there are no animals allowed in the Kite Park. Take that to the Roosevelt Dog Park. 1.1333 0.05141 75 68 4 3
4258 Sir, the dog park is on the other side of the hill. 1.1333 0.04384 75 66 8 1
4259 We do not allow animals to fly here, even service animals 1.1333 0.03952 75 65 10 0
4260 2018 ... am I right?" 1.1333 0.03952 75 65 10 0
4261 I know, I know. Thanksgiving Day Parade dreams die hard. 1.1333 0.04384 75 66 8 1
4262 Sorry, Bub, no leash, no fly. 1.1333 0.05141 75 68 4 3
4263 I get it, but he showered the hot dog stand with pee. 1.1333 0.03952 75 65 10 0
4264 Look, I found this in the sand next to some sleeping people 1.1333 0.04777 75 67 6 2
4265 Sorry. No shirt, no kite. 1.1333 0.04384 75 66 8 1
4266 Yes; but that’s not a leash, OK? 1.1333 0.04384 75 66 8 1
4267 Don't make me have to write and propose legislation to the city council against what you are doing. 1.1333 0.04384 75 66 8 1
4268 I told you last time to bring a proper kite. 1.1333 0.04384 75 66 8 1
4269 Yeah, well what if I don't believe in flying dogs. . .? 1.1333 0.04777 75 67 6 2
4270 Excuse me, sir, but dog-flying is restricted to Tuesdays and Thursdays only. 1.1333 0.03952 75 65 10 0
4271 ‘You’re in violation of the law of physics for flying a non-aerodynamic dog-kite!’ 1.1333 0.04777 75 67 6 2
4272 Sir, we've received complaints that your kite is flying through traffic. 1.1333 0.04384 75 66 8 1
4273 Are you the guy who was walking a kite yesterday? 1.1333 0.04777 75 67 6 2
4274 And I assume you're prepared to pick up after him? 1.1333 0.05141 75 68 4 3
4275 Sorry sir, despite its name, an airedale terrier is not technically a kite. 1.1333 0.04384 75 66 8 1
4276 Is that the wind, or your kite howling in terror? 1.1333 0.04384 75 66 8 1
4277 Sir, we permit frying hot dogs not flying hot dogs. 1.1333 0.04384 75 66 8 1
4278 It's an impressive Downward-Facing Dog, but yoga is not permitted here. 1.1333 0.03952 75 65 10 0
4279 Yes -- it's impressive, but you still need to use the dog park. 1.1333 0.04384 75 66 8 1
4280 There's an electrical storm coming." "That's OK. His name is Ben Franklin." 1.1333 0.04777 75 67 6 2
4281 Uh, sir, I'm going to need you to get him down from there. 1.1333 0.04777 75 67 6 2
4282 Sorry to bother you sir but I'm looking for a missing dog. He's brown, kind of scruffy and likes to jump a lot. Have you seen him" "Um, no. Sorry officer." 1.1333 0.04384 75 66 8 1
4283 Since when did Airbud give up basketball? 1.1333 0.03952 75 65 10 0
4284 Did you even read the design regulations? You probably don't have a license either. 1.1333 0.04777 75 67 6 2
4285 Sir, I must remind you of our 'No Pets' park policy. 1.1333 0.04777 75 67 6 2
4286 I too love to fly kites. I'm sure you have a beautiful kite, but due to the brim of my hat, I am unable to see it. This leaves me blissfully unaware of the surreal horrors of our world. Want to grab a drink? 1.1333 0.04777 75 67 6 2
4287 I'm afraid that tail is not regulation length. 1.1333 0.04777 75 67 6 2
4288 Hey Mister! Keep your dog on a 6 foot leash! 1.1333 0.03952 75 65 10 0
4289 Looks like someone gave his dog too much of Wonka's fizzy lifting drink. 1.1333 0.04384 75 66 8 1
4290 Sir, the dog flying park is on Governors Island. 1.1333 0.04384 75 66 8 1
4291 The animal helium balloon park is across the street. 1.1333 0.03952 75 65 10 0
4292 Park rules: animals can be shot at, but not flown. 1.1333 0.04777 75 67 6 2
4293 Sorry, I forgot the dog park key code. 1.1333 0.04384 75 66 8 1
4294 Sorry, sir, but it is definitely pronounced A-keet-ta 1.1304 0.04084 69 60 9 0
4295 Have you seen my german Shepard and a tank of helium? 1.1304 0.04084 69 60 9 0
4296 You wouldn't know happened to all the birds in the park, would you? 1.1304 0.04084 69 60 9 0
4297 There's nothing to fear. 1.1304 0.04084 69 60 9 0
4298 We're getting complaints from people who walk under it. 1.1299 0.04276 77 68 8 1
4299 Actually, the complaints are about hunger. 1.1268 0.04454 71 63 7 1
4300 But he's an Airdale, officer. 1.1268 0.04885 71 64 5 2
4301 Just be glad he's on leash. 1.1268 0.04454 71 63 7 1
4302 I'm calling it in—we got a canine on cloud nine. 1.1268 0.03977 71 62 9 0
4303 Um, Hi. I'm Bob. You fly him here often? 1.1268 0.04885 71 64 5 2
4304 Nothing much, dog, what's up with you? 1.1268 0.03977 71 62 9 0
4305 Helium filled dogs aren't legitimate kites. 1.1268 0.04454 71 63 7 1
4306 Fast food? Just caught on this train! 1.1268 0.04454 71 63 7 1
4307 Sir, there's a big enough problem here with bird poop. We don't need to worry about falling dog poop, too. 1.1268 0.04885 71 64 5 2
4308 I don't care if it has a tail, No Balloons allowed. 1.1268 0.03977 71 62 9 0
4309 You shouldn't let in non-union kite flyers. 1.1268 0.03977 71 62 9 0
4310 Sir, there are no dogs aloud on the lawn. 1.1268 0.03977 71 62 9 0
4311 Find somewhere else to teach him to fly. 1.1268 0.03977 71 62 9 0
4312 Sir, I'm going to have to ask you to identify the flying object. 1.1268 0.04454 71 63 7 1
4313 Sorry, but the competition is for domesticated kites only. 1.1268 0.04454 71 63 7 1
4314 You'll need to pick up after him you know. 1.1268 0.03977 71 62 9 0
4315 You'll clean it up, right? 1.1268 0.04454 71 63 7 1
4316 I know it's not a kite, it's an Akita 1.1268 0.03977 71 62 9 0
4317 No, it doesn't matter that it's an Airdale! 1.1268 0.04454 71 63 7 1
4318 I think it would be best if you requested a 'Down, boy.' 1.1268 0.04885 71 64 5 2
4319 Is his name Kite? 1.1268 0.03977 71 62 9 0
4320 Mr. Pan, you and Nana are under arrest for distribution, I hope the high was worth it" - Pixie dust, not even once 1.1268 0.04885 71 64 5 2
4321 What's it full of? Heelium?! 1.1268 0.03977 71 62 9 0
4322 You're not fooling anybody, sir. 1.1268 0.04454 71 63 7 1
4323 Let me guess- He's an Airedale. 1.1268 0.03977 71 62 9 0
4324 Very clever, but you know we don't allow dogs to chase birds here. 1.1268 0.03977 71 62 9 0
4325 No, a balloon with a tail is NOT a kite. 1.1268 0.04454 71 63 7 1
4326 I understand his name is Kite, but dogs are still not allowed here. 1.1268 0.03977 71 62 9 0
4327 Your ironic take on aerodynamics is upsetting the others. 1.1268 0.03977 71 62 9 0
4328 That’s what you said last time. 1.1268 0.04454 71 63 7 1
4329 Your dog must be an airedale. 1.1268 0.03977 71 62 9 0
4330 Think of it as animal spirits. 1.1268 0.03977 71 62 9 0
4331 He's a rescue dog and he needed a "new deal." 1.1268 0.03977 71 62 9 0
4332 I told him it’s not pronounced “kitty,” but he wouldn’t listen. 1.1268 0.04885 71 64 5 2
4333 Ever since I let him inhale a balloon, he's become addicted to it." 1.1268 0.04885 71 64 5 2
4334 if you made it a little bit unique it would stand out more. 1.1268 0.04885 71 64 5 2
4335 We feel you violate the spirit of the leash law. 1.1268 0.04454 71 63 7 1
4336 I am looking for a dog that attacked the balloon man's inventory. 1.1268 0.04454 71 63 7 1
4337 What? This is what we do to rats in my neighborhood." 1.1268 0.03977 71 62 9 0
4338 Yeah, not a "must happen all the time" situation. 1.1268 0.04454 71 63 7 1
4339 "That's not a pig" 1.1268 0.04454 71 63 7 1
4340 Andrew, Andrew, Andrew... Is the dog at least dead this time? 1.1268 0.04454 71 63 7 1
4341 Great kite just don’t fly it over my lawn! 1.1268 0.04454 71 63 7 1
4342 Forgive me. Please clean up after your "kite". 1.1268 0.03977 71 62 9 0
4343 Explain to me how are you going to scoop the poop? 1.1268 0.04454 71 63 7 1
4344 Your creativity does not exempt you from following the park's "No Pets Allowed" policy. 1.1268 0.04454 71 63 7 1
4345 Sir, I’m going to have to ask you all to rein in kites and dogs. 1.1268 0.04454 71 63 7 1
4346 The tail needs to be a little longer 1.1268 0.03977 71 62 9 0
4347 Sir, that's not what we meant by 'leash.' 1.1268 0.04454 71 63 7 1
4348 Please tell me he's housebroken. 1.1268 0.03977 71 62 9 0
4349 There have been some concerns that your kite is rabid. 1.1268 0.04454 71 63 7 1
4350 You have to stop your kite's marking territory. It's raining down on other kiters 1.1268 0.03977 71 62 9 0
4351 Excuse me, sir. Have you tried tweeting Kellyanne Conway for a better way to get rid of all that 'hot air'? She's an expert at it. 1.1268 0.04885 71 64 5 2
4352 You having a ruff day? 1.1268 0.03977 71 62 9 0
4353 I’m sorry sir, but this is a dog free park. 1.1268 0.03977 71 62 9 0
4354 No dog flying allowed! 1.1268 0.04454 71 63 7 1
4355 He always wanted to know how it's like to fly. 1.1268 0.04454 71 63 7 1
4356 Fala needs her service dog vest to fly in the park. 1.1268 0.04454 71 63 7 1
4357 Airedales can only be flown in the dog park. 1.1268 0.03977 71 62 9 0
4358 You shouldn't send a dog out on a kite like this. 1.1268 0.03977 71 62 9 0
4359 My dog won't even walk in the park 1.1268 0.03977 71 62 9 0
4360 Bring him down! His drool is interfering with the rice paper. 1.1250 0.03925 72 63 9 0
4361 We were promised flying cars. 1.1250 0.04395 72 64 7 1
4362 You didn't read the park rules, did you. 1.1250 0.04395 72 64 7 1
4363 I don’t care sir, a helium filled canine is still not a kite 1.1250 0.03925 72 63 9 0
4364 I said heel him 1.1250 0.04820 72 65 5 2
4365 I understand he's a Levitator Retriever, but he has the unpleasant habit of marking his territory. 1.1250 0.03925 72 63 9 0
4366 What?... it's a teddy raccoon 1.1250 0.03925 72 63 9 0
4367 Whoever said 'go fly a dog?' " 1.1250 0.04395 72 64 7 1
4368 I don't care if he does like it, he still can't fly here! 1.1250 0.04395 72 64 7 1
4369 Well Officer, at least it’s not a pig! 1.1250 0.04820 72 65 5 2
4370 Sorry, Officer. He thinks he is a sky(e) terrier. 1.1250 0.03925 72 63 9 0
4371 Sir, your dog is welcome in this park. But a diaper is required while airborne. 1.1250 0.03925 72 63 9 0
4372 I know he's enjoying it Sir, but this is not the Dog Park and a kite string is definitely not a leash! 1.1250 0.04395 72 64 7 1
4373 No I haven't, but looks to me like a defect in the leash... 1.1250 0.04820 72 65 5 2
4374 Please instruct your kite to stop eating the other kites. 1.1233 0.04338 73 65 7 1
4375 People have been complaining about yellow rain. 1.1233 0.04756 73 66 5 2
4376 This ain't China, please lower your dog Sir 1.1233 0.03875 73 64 9 0
4377 I'm sorry but that doesn't count as a leash. 1.1212 0.04048 66 58 8 0
4378 I’m sorry sir, we don’t accept flying marsupials. 1.1212 0.04048 66 58 8 0
4379 This is an off-leash park, sir. 1.1207 0.04967 58 52 5 1
4380 Sorry sir, no leashes longer than 6 feet. 1.1207 0.04967 58 52 5 1
4381 Yes sir, it’s quite impressive that your dog can fly but regulations require that he do his business on the ground only. 1.1207 0.04967 58 52 5 1
4382 I’m glad he’s leashed. Still, it’s not a dog park. 1.1207 0.04967 58 52 5 1
4383 It's a hot dog 1.1207 0.04967 58 52 5 1
4384 It's only allowed if you fly a hydrant next to him. 1.1207 0.04967 58 52 5 1
4385 Sir, I don't care if he is an airedale. 1.1207 0.04967 58 52 5 1
4386 The dog park is next door, sir. 1.1207 0.04967 58 52 5 1
4387 If he does you have to clean it up. 1.1207 0.04967 58 52 5 1
4388 SORRY,TOU HAVE TO GO TO THE DOG PARK 1.1207 0.04967 58 52 5 1
4389 What, Officer? The sign says dog must be on leash. 1.1207 0.04967 58 52 5 1
4390 No leashes longer than six feet sir. 1.1207 0.04967 58 52 5 1
4391 That's some tail! 1.1207 0.04967 58 52 5 1
4392 That is not a leash. 1.1207 0.04967 58 52 5 1
4393 Sir, please. He's breaking wind all over the park. 1.1207 0.05542 58 53 3 2
4394 You still have to curb your dog ! 1.1207 0.04967 58 52 5 1
4395 Just make sure you have enough poo bags buddy. 1.1207 0.04967 58 52 5 1
4396 Have you tried changing his diet? 1.1207 0.05542 58 53 3 2
4397 Sir, you can't fly that in this park. 1.1194 0.03991 67 59 8 0
4398 Yes really. Our leash laws are very specific. 1.1186 0.04886 59 53 5 1
4399 Hey buddy, this park is only for kites that looks like a kite. 1.1186 0.04886 59 53 5 1
4400 You're going to have to get a proper leash. 1.1186 0.04886 59 53 5 1
4401 A kite string is not a leash! 1.1186 0.04886 59 53 5 1
4402 Yes, he is an Airdale. Why do you ask? 1.1186 0.04886 59 53 5 1
4403 Sorry Buddy. 'Ground Only' dog leads... 1.1176 0.03936 68 60 8 0
4404 The veterinarian said the medical pet edibles wouldn’t get her high... 1.1176 0.03936 68 60 8 0
4405 I hope he’s trained. 1.1176 0.03936 68 60 8 0
4406 He's having trouble adjusting to the elevation. 1.1176 0.04927 68 62 4 2
4407 While we all agree that this is a remarkable feat, the rules nonetheless state that no dogs are allowed in the park. 1.1176 0.03936 68 60 8 0
4408 Really, a "Service-dog" ? 1.1176 0.03936 68 60 8 0
4409 This better work, Jeff, the chief will have my badge with any more screwups! 1.1176 0.04459 68 61 6 1
4410 'Sorry pal, all dogs must be on a leash.' 1.1176 0.03936 68 60 8 0
4411 Didn't you read the sign? Dogs must be kept on a six foot leash. 1.1176 0.04459 68 61 6 1
4412 I would love to meet Air Bud if he has time for a fan 1.1176 0.04459 68 61 6 1
4413 I don't care that it's a Flying Airedale, no dogs allowed. 1.1176 0.04459 68 61 6 1
4414 So, “Sully’s” training dogs now? 1.1176 0.03936 68 60 8 0
4415 Franklin, not Teddy. 1.1176 0.03936 68 60 8 0
4416 I'm sorry sir, but string does not constitute a leash. 1.1176 0.04459 68 61 6 1
4417 Sir, it's box kites only. No Boxers! 1.1176 0.03936 68 60 8 0
4418 But what if he piddles on someone? 1.1176 0.04459 68 61 6 1
4419 Go back, for this way lies only death. 1.1176 0.03936 68 60 8 0
4420 It came with its own tail 1.1176 0.04459 68 61 6 1
4421 Well they didn't consider it to be 'lucky', sir. 1.1176 0.03936 68 60 8 0
4422 Something's been falling from your kite. 1.1176 0.04459 68 61 6 1
4423 How do you get it to fly right with such a short tail? 1.1176 0.03936 68 60 8 0
4424 I'll let it go this once, but next time,curb your kite. 1.1176 0.04927 68 62 4 2
4425 I don't think you got the correct shape and measurements! 1.1176 0.03936 68 60 8 0
4426 Y'all be cuckin'? 1.1176 0.04927 68 62 4 2
4427 Sir, you are in clear violation of rule number one of the park. 1.1176 0.03936 68 60 8 0
4428 Sir, I really don't think this is keeping with the spirit of our leash laws. 1.1176 0.04459 68 61 6 1
4429 Hey bird dog you're on the wrong trail 1.1176 0.04927 68 62 4 2
4430 Nope. The Kite Pork is two blocks over 1.1176 0.03936 68 60 8 0
4431 Sorry, no dogs allowed on...or over the park! 1.1176 0.03936 68 60 8 0
4432 Does its poop float too? 1.1176 0.03936 68 60 8 0
4433 Dogs, cats and donkeys are OK. But no elephants. 1.1176 0.03936 68 60 8 0
4434 That's right. I am from animal and pest control. 1.1176 0.03936 68 60 8 0
4435 I think it's implied from "No Dog Walking". 1.1176 0.04459 68 61 6 1
4436 How's he off the leash? 1.1176 0.03936 68 60 8 0
4437 It’s the urinating on others that seems to be the problem. 1.1176 0.03936 68 60 8 0
4438 I never heard of a dog eating helium dog treats. Just be sure he doesn't poop on anyone's head and you clean up after him. 1.1176 0.03936 68 60 8 0
4439 Sorry sir, the dog park's a block away. 1.1176 0.03936 68 60 8 0
4440 Wrong Place .. the dog park is a block to the South . 1.1176 0.04459 68 61 6 1
4441 this is a no dog kite park 1.1176 0.03936 68 60 8 0
4442 No dogs allowed Sir, even on a leash. 1.1176 0.04459 68 61 6 1
4443 I’m sorry sir, but the dog park was closed. 1.1176 0.04459 68 61 6 1
4444 Inflated dog ego, again? 1.1176 0.03936 68 60 8 0
4445 I don’t care, Sir, if your dog’s sur name is Roosevelt. 1.1176 0.03936 68 60 8 0
4446 How did you do it? 1.1176 0.04459 68 61 6 1
4447 This is a NO DOGS park! 1.1176 0.04927 68 62 4 2
4448 Sorry, animals are not allowed in the park. 1.1176 0.03936 68 60 8 0
4449 Just make sure you scoop up any unidentified falling objects. 1.1176 0.03936 68 60 8 0
4450 Oh, hello Officer. City dogs, am I right? 1.1176 0.04459 68 61 6 1
4451 Just make sure you keep him on his leash. 1.1176 0.03936 68 60 8 0
4452 No dogs allowed ... on the ground or in the air. 1.1176 0.03936 68 60 8 0
4453 I know you call him Teddy, but you must exercise him the regular way. 1.1176 0.04927 68 62 4 2
4454 Sir, the dog park is on the other side of the lake. 1.1176 0.04459 68 61 6 1
4455 I'm sorry sir but it's kites and small pets only. 1.1176 0.03936 68 60 8 0
4456 I'm just playing with my dog, officer. 1.1176 0.04459 68 61 6 1
4457 Sir, I’m going to need you to cooperate and give me my kite back immediately. 1.1176 0.04927 68 62 4 2
4458 Sir, we’ve received complaints from our flying letter carriers. 1.1176 0.04459 68 61 6 1
4459 But I see people fly dragons here all the time! 1.1176 0.04459 68 61 6 1
4460 You can tell Roosevelt yourself. 1.1176 0.03936 68 60 8 0
4461 Sir, do you have a license for that Airedale? 1.1176 0.04459 68 61 6 1
4462 I am the wind beneath his wing. 1.1176 0.04459 68 61 6 1
4463 So, are you telling me that you have a dog in this flight? 1.1176 0.03936 68 60 8 0
4464 You still have to clean the poop from the air. 1.1176 0.03936 68 60 8 0
4465 Thank you for bringing a leash this time, but I have to insist that you don't come back until his bladder infection clears up. 1.1176 0.04927 68 62 4 2
4466 Picking up after your pet isn't quite sufficient in this case, sir. 1.1176 0.04459 68 61 6 1
4467 Sorry, only Falas allowed. 1.1176 0.04459 68 61 6 1
4468 You'll still have to pick up it's poo 1.1176 0.04459 68 61 6 1
4469 This is a kites only area sir! 1.1176 0.03936 68 60 8 0
4470 You need a permit. 1.1176 0.03936 68 60 8 0
4471 Airedale or no airedale, he can't fly here! 1.1176 0.03936 68 60 8 0
4472 The dog park is west of here. 1.1176 0.04459 68 61 6 1
4473 I don’t care if it’s on a leash. The rule is no dogs allowed. 1.1176 0.04927 68 62 4 2
4474 I found him on I95. 1.1176 0.03936 68 60 8 0
4475 Did your kid abrogate your password? 1.1176 0.04459 68 61 6 1
4476 Sir, I don't think that's what a flying fox is. 1.1176 0.04459 68 61 6 1
4477 This way of getting high is legal in all states, now. 1.1176 0.03936 68 60 8 0
4478 Where’s your poop scooper? 1.1176 0.04459 68 61 6 1
4479 Next week is the animals , this week - mundane only . 1.1176 0.04459 68 61 6 1
4480 You're really trying to hotdog it sir!! 1.1176 0.04459 68 61 6 1
4481 Sorry sir, but that is not a leash. 1.1176 0.03936 68 60 8 0
4482 What are you doing after work, officer? 1.1176 0.04459 68 61 6 1
4483 But the sign only said 'No dogs on the grass'. 1.1176 0.03936 68 60 8 0
4484 I don't care if he gets car sick. 1.1176 0.03936 68 60 8 0
4485 Sir no dogs are allowed. 1.1176 0.04927 68 62 4 2
4486 I assume his bark is worse than his kite. 1.1176 0.04927 68 62 4 2
4487 The fact that he’s still alive, I find very disturbing 1.1176 0.04459 68 61 6 1
4488 You've got bags right? 1.1176 0.04459 68 61 6 1
4489 You'll have to unleash him, sir. Park policy is, 'All dogs go to heaven.' 1.1176 0.04459 68 61 6 1
4490 You'll have to leave sir. The dog park is on the other side. 1.1176 0.03936 68 60 8 0
4491 No, having a tail does not make it a kite! 1.1176 0.03936 68 60 8 0
4492 Left-handed, sir? Are you sure about that, sir? 1.1176 0.04459 68 61 6 1
4493 I'm sorry Mr. Pruitt...I'll have to ask you to leave the park. 1.1176 0.04459 68 61 6 1
4494 No union kites. 1.1176 0.04927 68 62 4 2
4495 It's nice you volunteer at the Humane Society, but... 1.1176 0.04927 68 62 4 2
4496 Sir, we don't allow poorly drawn kites in this park 1.1176 0.04459 68 61 6 1
4497 Flying dog recreation? 1.1176 0.03936 68 60 8 0
4498 Has your kite been vaccinated? 1.1176 0.03936 68 60 8 0
4499 You know, helium is not good for dogs. 1.1176 0.03936 68 60 8 0
4500 There are no sky curbs. 1.1176 0.03936 68 60 8 0
4501 Only quadrilaterals, sir. 1.1176 0.04459 68 61 6 1
4502 We double the fine for not cleaning up after your dog. 1.1176 0.04459 68 61 6 1
4503 I appreciate the fact that your dog is not "in the park" sir but you still have to pick up after it and if she hits the sign I'll write you up for vandalism. 1.1176 0.04459 68 61 6 1
4504 It's a tissue issue. 1.1176 0.03936 68 60 8 0
4505 She’s a service dog. 1.1176 0.03936 68 60 8 0
4506 Sorry buddy. No dogs allowed. 1.1176 0.03936 68 60 8 0
4507 Sir, this airspace does not allow predatory behavior. 1.1176 0.03936 68 60 8 0
4508 Don’t you know the cruelty to kites rule? 1.1176 0.03936 68 60 8 0
4509 Kites only please. 1.1176 0.04459 68 61 6 1
4510 You would have to go to the nearby Kennedy Park, Flying Foxes are banned here. 1.1176 0.04459 68 61 6 1
4511 Sir, PETA would like to have a word with you... 1.1176 0.04459 68 61 6 1
4512 It's a bucket list thing. Rex here is trying to out-do Fala. 1.1176 0.04459 68 61 6 1
4513 You are too early for the Thanksgiving Day parade ! 1.1176 0.03936 68 60 8 0
4514 Sir, please curb your dog. 1.1176 0.04459 68 61 6 1
4515 Point taken, but you need to take it to the dog park. 1.1176 0.03936 68 60 8 0
4516 Sorry,sir. That kite can only be flown at Trump Park. 1.1176 0.04459 68 61 6 1
4517 You'll have to fly a scooper kite after it to clean up any floating messes it leaves. 1.1176 0.04459 68 61 6 1
4518 We still have scoop laws, you know. 1.1176 0.03936 68 60 8 0
4519 Idon't have a kite, so I'm flying my dog Fala instead 1.1176 0.03936 68 60 8 0
4520 Yes officer, my dog is as high as a kite. 1.1176 0.03936 68 60 8 0
4521 In respect to the park's leash laws 1.1176 0.04459 68 61 6 1
4522 Your dog needs to stop sniffing under the tails. 1.1176 0.03936 68 60 8 0
4523 I know you work in the subway but you're scaring the kids. 1.1176 0.04927 68 62 4 2
4524 My ex-wife was a helium balloon. 1.1176 0.04459 68 61 6 1
4525 I don't care if he was barking. We're the only ones in charge of detention. 1.1176 0.04927 68 62 4 2
4526 I sure hope she doesn't have any unfinished "business". 1.1176 0.03936 68 60 8 0
4527 I checked. There is no such thing as a Kiditarod. 1.1176 0.04459 68 61 6 1
4528 We received notice of a nearby bank robbery by a dog. Have you seen anything unusual? 1.1176 0.04459 68 61 6 1
4529 You‘ll need to get up there with a pooper scooper, I‘m afraid. 1.1176 0.04459 68 61 6 1
4530 I'm holding her for a friend... 1.1176 0.03936 68 60 8 0
4531 Sir, I hope you're not here looking for any dogfights." Seth McDonough, Chico, C 1.1176 0.03936 68 60 8 0
4532 Hey buddy, the Dog Park is next door. 1.1176 0.04459 68 61 6 1
4533 I'm sorry sir, I don't care what your dogs name is. 1.1176 0.04927 68 62 4 2
4534 You got a permit for that? 1.1176 0.04927 68 62 4 2
4535 But what it is dropping is not lighter than air. 1.1176 0.04459 68 61 6 1
4536 We had a report of an Unidentified Flying Otterhound in the area. 1.1176 0.04459 68 61 6 1
4537 It's an emotional support kite. 1.1176 0.03936 68 60 8 0
4538 How many pigeons did he eat? 1.1176 0.03936 68 60 8 0
4539 Your figurative design is a bold rejection of geometric kite hegemony. Seriously, dude, this shit belongs in the MOMA. Like I'm misting up realizing that I am but a humble midwife attending the birth of a true paradigm shift. 1.1176 0.04459 68 61 6 1
4540 I'm sorry, sir. As impressive as that is, dogs are still not allowed. 1.1176 0.03936 68 60 8 0
4541 the PETA kite-watch rep says its "shaming"," it'll have to come down. 1.1176 0.04459 68 61 6 1
4542 The fact remains you still have to scoop 1.1176 0.03936 68 60 8 0
4543 I don't care if he is an Airedale, no dogs in this park. 1.1176 0.03936 68 60 8 0
4544 ...and if PIGS could fly, I wouldn't be wearing this uniform, sir. But that's not even a pig. 1.1176 0.04459 68 61 6 1
4545 Diaper please. 1.1176 0.03936 68 60 8 0
4546 We have a very strict anti-pouching law 1.1176 0.03936 68 60 8 0
4547 Sorry, sir, but I'm afraid I have to cite you for improper use of Falcor. 1.1176 0.03936 68 60 8 0
4548 Well you should store your medical marijuana someplace he can't reach. 1.1176 0.04459 68 61 6 1
4549 Would you like to know why I'm wearing my spare hat? 1.1176 0.03936 68 60 8 0
4550 Sorry pal, this is an off leash park. 1.1176 0.04459 68 61 6 1
4551 Yes, but it's not a leash. 1.1176 0.03936 68 60 8 0
4552 Nice try, but you still need to be at the dog park on the west side. 1.1176 0.03936 68 60 8 0
4553 May I see your doggy bag? 1.1176 0.03936 68 60 8 0
4554 Sir, you've got to stop feeding him cheese so you can bring him to the regular dog park. 1.1176 0.04459 68 61 6 1
4555 I’m sorry, sir, but your dog needs to be on a leash. 1.1176 0.03936 68 60 8 0
4556 Big stick, not big schtick. 1.1176 0.03936 68 60 8 0
4557 No, it’s a “bahks” kite. 1.1176 0.03936 68 60 8 0
4558 ICE! Come with me. 1.1176 0.03936 68 60 8 0
4559 The bird dog park is two blocks north. 1.1176 0.04927 68 62 4 2
4560 Too much levity. 1.1176 0.04459 68 61 6 1
4561 We are concerned your biodegradable bags won’t do the job given today’s winds of change. 1.1176 0.03936 68 60 8 0
4562 I'm sorry, sir, only fabric tails are accepted in this competition. 1.1176 0.03936 68 60 8 0
4563 The three little pigs finally moved into that condo on the 4th floor. 1.1176 0.04459 68 61 6 1
4564 We're going to have a problem if he decides to relieve himself up there. 1.1176 0.04459 68 61 6 1
4565 Don't tell me. He's an Airedale. 1.1176 0.04459 68 61 6 1
4566 I’m a cat person too. 1.1176 0.04927 68 62 4 2
4567 Wow, that 3D printer sure nailed Trixie's image ! 1.1176 0.04459 68 61 6 1
4568 Sir, go fly a wildebeest was last week. 1.1176 0.04459 68 61 6 1
4569 That is not the kind of leash we require. 1.1176 0.03936 68 60 8 0
4570 Sorry, dogs are only allowed off-ground before 9 A.M. 1.1176 0.04927 68 62 4 2
4571 I thought you said your dog does not kite." "That is not my dog. 1.1176 0.04459 68 61 6 1
4572 sorry sir. This is a vegan kite ground 1.1176 0.04459 68 61 6 1
4573 Walkies have gotten so much easier since he got his medical marijuana kibble. 1.1176 0.04459 68 61 6 1
4574 Listen up, Ace, this is neutral airspace. Dogfights are strictly prohibited. 1.1176 0.04459 68 61 6 1
4575 Helium is cheating, and no one will look up to a rat. 1.1176 0.03936 68 60 8 0
4576 All right, have it your way - you heard a fox bark! 1.1176 0.03936 68 60 8 0
4577 No, sir. The one in the wheelchair. 1.1176 0.04927 68 62 4 2
4578 Your kite just dropped a dukie! 1.1176 0.03936 68 60 8 0
4579 He's an AireDale Terrier 1.1176 0.03936 68 60 8 0
4580 This isn't about the leash, it's about what he's dropping. 1.1176 0.04459 68 61 6 1
4581 Get with it Officer. He's a kite and I'm twelve. 1.1176 0.03936 68 60 8 0
4582 You can’t be horsing around like that” “It’s a fox 1.1176 0.04927 68 62 4 2
4583 What? It's a free country. 1.1176 0.04927 68 62 4 2
4584 I don't care if his name is "Kite". 1.1176 0.04459 68 61 6 1
4585 Ticks and fleas are okay, but this is a no fly's zone 1.1176 0.03936 68 60 8 0
4586 Can you please bring it down before it urinates. 1.1176 0.04927 68 62 4 2
4587 You have to fly your dog at the dog park. 1.1176 0.04459 68 61 6 1
4588 Sir, are you aware this is not the Trump Kite Park? 1.1176 0.03936 68 60 8 0
4589 Do you have a dog license to fly that thing? 1.1176 0.04459 68 61 6 1
4590 We've had some complaints about the pooping. 1.1176 0.03936 68 60 8 0
4591 Sir, what you're doing is in violation of that animal's rights. 1.1176 0.04927 68 62 4 2
4592 No more warnings. I need you to recognize the importance of bringing a poop bag in this situation. 1.1176 0.04459 68 61 6 1
4593 Sorry, you will have to leave, Roosevelt didn't like dogs 1.1176 0.03936 68 60 8 0
4594 Keep him on his leash 1.1176 0.04459 68 61 6 1
4595 Sir, do you own a Kia Sorento? 1.1176 0.04459 68 61 6 1
4596 But Officer, this is a leash. 1.1176 0.03936 68 60 8 0
4597 The sign says, Kite Park, you moron! If that wolf pisses on on one more person I'm going personally punch you stupid! 1.1176 0.03936 68 60 8 0
4598 Sir, this is Airedale abuse. 1.1176 0.04459 68 61 6 1
4599 Sir,park rules state that your dog must be on a leash! 1.1176 0.03936 68 60 8 0
4600 please don't tell me your dog is high as a kite 1.1176 0.03936 68 60 8 0
4601 Clearly, you stole our animal and are pretending it is a kite. Stop wasting my goddamn time and give me the poorly drawn animal. 1.1176 0.03936 68 60 8 0
4602 Well I'm pretty sure it wasn't one of the other kites that left that back there in the grass and you're going to have to pick it up. 1.1176 0.04459 68 61 6 1
4603 I'm concerned about what happens after the dog lifts. 1.1176 0.04459 68 61 6 1
4604 „Sorry, only non-pooing kites allowed.“ 1.1176 0.03936 68 60 8 0
4605 My chiropractor recommended it! 1.1176 0.03936 68 60 8 0
4606 This is a traditional Kite Park, animal kites are not allowed 1.1176 0.03936 68 60 8 0
4607 Sorry, bud, no pets allowed. 1.1176 0.04459 68 61 6 1
4608 No... I need to see you F.A.A. license. 1.1176 0.03936 68 60 8 0
4609 I didn't ask if he was a rescue. 1.1176 0.03936 68 60 8 0
4610 No problem at all, sir. I'll just need to see your service dog documentation. 1.1176 0.03936 68 60 8 0
4611 Very innovative, but this only highlights the need for you to do this at the dog walking park. 1.1176 0.04459 68 61 6 1
4612 The dog park is five blocks from here. 1.1176 0.03936 68 60 8 0
4613 Either you leave the park or put a leash on your dog. No exceptions. 1.1176 0.03936 68 60 8 0
4614 Sorry. No dogs allowed here at any time. 1.1176 0.04459 68 61 6 1
4615 That's a fucked up thing to do to a dog, fam. 1.1176 0.04459 68 61 6 1
4616 Meet my Dog:Kite 1.1176 0.03936 68 60 8 0
4617 Sir, you'll have to use the dog fly in the south end of the park. 1.1176 0.03936 68 60 8 0
4618 I'm sorry sir, the wind really kicks up here in the afternoon. 1.1176 0.03936 68 60 8 0
4619 I'm high as a kite. 1.1176 0.03936 68 60 8 0
4620 'Sorry sir, but the Trump Kite Park is about a half mile further. 1.1176 0.04459 68 61 6 1
4621 Have you never walked your dog vertically? 1.1176 0.03936 68 60 8 0
4622 Bernoulliese Mountain Dog, I presume? 1.1176 0.04459 68 61 6 1
4623 Yes. He is solar powered 1.1176 0.04459 68 61 6 1
4624 I'll have what he's having. 1.1176 0.04459 68 61 6 1
4625 We've had complaints about droppings. 1.1176 0.03936 68 60 8 0
4626 And if he poops? 1.1176 0.04459 68 61 6 1
4627 Did you bring your pooper scooper, sir? 1.1176 0.04459 68 61 6 1
4628 Sir, all dogs must be on a lead of no longer than six feet. 1.1176 0.04459 68 61 6 1
4629 Sir, do you know the location of the clown's helium tanks? 1.1176 0.04459 68 61 6 1
4630 Sorry, no Airedales. 1.1176 0.03936 68 60 8 0
4631 You and I, my friend, will have a serious talk after he comes down from his high! 1.1176 0.03936 68 60 8 0
4632 Excuse me, sir, that is clearly an Airedale, not a kite. 1.1176 0.04927 68 62 4 2
4633 Can't you read. The dog park is the next one over. 1.1176 0.04459 68 61 6 1
4634 Dog park is on the next block, sir. 1.1176 0.04459 68 61 6 1
4635 I had the same problem after Detroit abandoned wind wings. 1.1176 0.03936 68 60 8 0
4636 The real trick to keeping it light is dogwood. 1.1176 0.04927 68 62 4 2
4637 Is that a Jeff Koons kite? 1.1176 0.04459 68 61 6 1
4638 Does your airedale have a license to glide ? 1.1176 0.03936 68 60 8 0
4639 The signal worked! Your stray dog has been found. 1.1176 0.03936 68 60 8 0
4640 How is your kite at tracking? 1.1176 0.03936 68 60 8 0
4641 Thanks for keeping him on a leash. 1.1176 0.03936 68 60 8 0
4642 No Airedales allowed, sir. 1.1176 0.03936 68 60 8 0
4643 Realy, Again 1.1176 0.03936 68 60 8 0
4644 Teddy wanted me to say hello " 1.1176 0.03936 68 60 8 0
4645 The picnickers are complaining you're not curbing your pet. 1.1176 0.04459 68 61 6 1
4646 Like the brewery. 1.1176 0.03936 68 60 8 0
4647 I don’t care if it can fly. Rules are rules. 1.1176 0.03936 68 60 8 0
4648 I don't care if he's on a leash. You still have to pick up after him. 1.1176 0.03936 68 60 8 0
4649 I'm afraid your airedale still belongs in the dog park, sir. 1.1176 0.04459 68 61 6 1
4650 Don't forget to use a poop bag 1.1176 0.04927 68 62 4 2
4651 Sir, this park is anti-fur. 1.1176 0.04459 68 61 6 1
4652 The only animals allowed in this park, sir, are teddy bears. 1.1176 0.04459 68 61 6 1
4653 We're getting complaints from other patrons about being shat on. 1.1176 0.04459 68 61 6 1
4654 Stop yelling bombs away. This is a poop free zone. 1.1176 0.03936 68 60 8 0
4655 Nice try, but he's got to go. 1.1176 0.03936 68 60 8 0
4656 You will be in big trouble after that dog farts. 1.1176 0.04459 68 61 6 1
4657 You still need a pooper scooper. 1.1176 0.03936 68 60 8 0
4658 Fa-la-la to you too, sir 1.1176 0.04459 68 61 6 1
4659 Didn't you see the "curb your dogs sign?" 1.1176 0.04459 68 61 6 1
4660 A farting dog is not a kite. 1.1176 0.04459 68 61 6 1
4661 But can you read the sign? 1.1176 0.03936 68 60 8 0
4662 A flying chupacabra aye? I'm going to need to see a form of identification. 1.1176 0.04459 68 61 6 1
4663 Yeah, that's great. You still need to clean clean up after it. 1.1176 0.04459 68 61 6 1
4664 Don't fail to clean up after him. 1.1176 0.03936 68 60 8 0
4665 No, the off-string section is closed. Too many fly aways. 1.1176 0.03936 68 60 8 0
4666 Hot dogs, allowed; flying dogs, not. 1.1176 0.03936 68 60 8 0
4667 Sorry sir, only pigs are allowed to fly here. 1.1176 0.04927 68 62 4 2
4668 'I'm very good at catching' 1.1176 0.04459 68 61 6 1
4669 You shoudn't support it. If he believes to be a kite, go to the therapist. 1.1176 0.04459 68 61 6 1
4670 I'm sorry, we don't allow kites that chase other kites' tails. 1.1176 0.04927 68 62 4 2
4671 As stated in the fine print of the kite contest rules you and your kite must submit to drug testing. Please come with me. 1.1176 0.04459 68 61 6 1
4672 It's not the $50 fine you should should worry about. It's khaleesi. 1.1176 0.03936 68 60 8 0
4673 Waddya mean Ben Franklin told you it was okay? 1.1176 0.04459 68 61 6 1
4674 Sorry sir, but as the kite sign says: No kite dogs are allowed in the kite park. 1.1176 0.03936 68 60 8 0
4675 An Airedale? That shit don't fly with me. 1.1159 0.04397 69 62 6 1
4676 I think you and your dog should Google Image search "catbird". 1.1159 0.04397 69 62 6 1
4677 Your taxidermist is a very talented individual. 1.1159 0.03882 69 61 8 0
4678 Sorry, sir. The inflatable dog park is next door. 1.1159 0.04858 69 63 4 2
4679 You were right, Sir. There IS an exception for Airedales! 1.1159 0.03882 69 61 8 0
4680 What did you use for a tail? 1.1159 0.04397 69 62 6 1
4681 And you're sure he likes it? 1.1159 0.03882 69 61 8 0
4682 Meet my dead raccoon, Kite. 1.1159 0.04397 69 62 6 1
4683 A pre-op kite? 1.1159 0.03882 69 61 8 0
4684 Ok, but you still should have stayed in the dog run. 1.1159 0.03882 69 61 8 0
4685 Sir, all dogs are required to be on a leash. 1.1159 0.04397 69 62 6 1
4686 Sir, I don't care that you're "doing it for the Insta." 1.1159 0.03882 69 61 8 0
4687 I am sorry, sir, the rules expressly forbid dog-fighting. 1.1159 0.03882 69 61 8 0
4688 The no dog rule includes kites. 1.1159 0.04397 69 62 6 1
4689 It may not be an endangered species, but it looks worried. 1.1159 0.04858 69 63 4 2
4690 The word that comes to mind is "DOGGONE. 1.1159 0.04397 69 62 6 1
4691 Maybe you should keep her on Maintenance. I don't think she needs Lite. 1.1159 0.03882 69 61 8 0
4692 There's still a warrant out for "The Outlaw of Falahill." You better bring him down and turn him in. 1.1159 0.03882 69 61 8 0
4693 I don't care if his name is "Kite". No dogs in the park. 1.1159 0.03882 69 61 8 0
4694 I understand but it has to be on a leash too. 1.1159 0.04858 69 63 4 2
4695 Well, yes, the President did like dogs. But we'd all feel -- um, safer -- if you'd keep him on the ground. 1.1159 0.04858 69 63 4 2
4696 Yeah...so she's not buying that it was good luck. I'd advise you to buy her a new hat and fly him over unoccupied space. 1.1159 0.04397 69 62 6 1
4697 Sir, that's a dog, not a kite, and that's not going to fly here. 1.1159 0.04397 69 62 6 1
4698 No, just no. 1.1159 0.03882 69 61 8 0
4699 Tie the kangaroo down, sport. 1.1159 0.03882 69 61 8 0
4700 I suppose you think you’ve got the wolf on a string. 1.1159 0.03882 69 61 8 0
4701 That may fly "down under" buddy, but not here in the U.S. of A. 1.1159 0.03882 69 61 8 0
4702 If you give them a long leash, they'll make fools of themselves. 1.1159 0.03882 69 61 8 0
4703 I don't care if his name is Fala, this park is not dog-friendly. 1.1091 0.04973 55 50 4 1
4704 Sir, I must remind you to clean up after your kite. 1.1091 0.04242 55 49 6 0
4705 Be sure to pick up your poop. 1.1077 0.03875 65 58 7 0
4706 Excuse me. You misunderstood. “It’s when pigs fly.” 1.1077 0.04452 65 59 5 1
4707 Why can't you fly balloon kites like all of the rest of these people? 1.1077 0.04452 65 59 5 1
4708 Just be careful when your pooch expels all that methane. 1.1077 0.03875 65 58 7 0
4709 He’s got gas 1.1077 0.03875 65 58 7 0
4710 I don't know how you are doing that, but the fact remains that the lyric is 'crying all the time', not 'flying all the time'. 1.1077 0.04963 65 60 3 2
4711 Maybe your dog likes helium, maybe he doesn't. I want to talk to him. 1.1077 0.03875 65 58 7 0
4712 I'm sorry, sir, there's an eight foot leash limit. 1.1077 0.03875 65 58 7 0
4713 No, this isn't the open casting call for Cirque du Soleil Les Folies Canines. 1.1077 0.03875 65 58 7 0
4714 The dog park is one block over. 1.1077 0.04452 65 59 5 1
4715 Wagging your dog in the park? Whaddaya tryin' to hide, bub? 1.1077 0.03875 65 58 7 0
4716 Yes, Officer, I've brought a poop bag. 1.1077 0.04452 65 59 5 1
4717 You probably don't even know after which Roosevelt this park is named! 1.1077 0.03875 65 58 7 0
4718 Sorry sir, flying pets or children is not allowed in this section of the park. 1.1077 0.03875 65 58 7 0
4719 But he's a therapy dog, officer. 1.1077 0.04963 65 60 3 2
4720 Be glad it's not his dick. 1.1077 0.04452 65 59 5 1
4721 My dog Paco is a bit flighty 1.1077 0.03875 65 58 7 0
4722 I assume that's a border collie? 1.1077 0.03875 65 58 7 0
4723 Have you seen a man walking a dog? This is a kite park. No dogs are allowed, so if you see him, let me know, OK? 1.1077 0.03875 65 58 7 0
4724 Sir, do you know it's a capital offense now to denigrate a government official? 1.1077 0.04452 65 59 5 1
4725 It's fine as long as it's a breed that has a tail. 1.1077 0.04452 65 59 5 1
4726 Sir, please curb your kite. 1.1077 0.03875 65 58 7 0
4727 He just resigned. You don't have to walk his dog for him anymore. 1.1077 0.03875 65 58 7 0
4728 Your Airdale just pooped on a police car! 1.1077 0.03875 65 58 7 0
4729 Sir, I'm afraid you need a permit to fly your dog. 1.1077 0.03875 65 58 7 0
4730 Roosevelt loved dogs. He took 'Fala' everywhere. 1.1077 0.03875 65 58 7 0
4731 Officer, he is just taking assimilation to a higher level! 1.1077 0.03875 65 58 7 0
4732 His mother was half ballon doggy 1.1077 0.03875 65 58 7 0
4733 Could you let my dad down? 1.1077 0.03875 65 58 7 0
4734 I'll allow this in my park when pig fly, sir. 1.1077 0.03875 65 58 7 0
4735 Not kool. 1.1077 0.04452 65 59 5 1
4736 Sir, please stop wildly swinging your dead dog through the air. This is a kite park. 1.1077 0.04452 65 59 5 1
4737 My parents said dogs don't go towards heaven. 1.1077 0.03875 65 58 7 0
4738 Kite Park, Mr Macy, This a kite park. 1.1077 0.03875 65 58 7 0
4739 I'm sorry, sir. Dogs must be on a maximum 6' kite string. 1.1077 0.03875 65 58 7 0
4740 It would fly better with a longer tail. 1.1077 0.03875 65 58 7 0
4741 'No Dogs Allowed' means ALL DOGS - you'll have to leave. 1.1077 0.03875 65 58 7 0
4742 Where's your scooper or baseball glove? 1.1077 0.04452 65 59 5 1
4743 Apparently you were right here when it hit the fan. 1.1077 0.04963 65 60 3 2
4744 Kitty is spelled K-I-T-T-Y 1.1077 0.03875 65 58 7 0
4745 Sir, we've had some complaints. Did you bring any umbrellas to share? 1.1077 0.04452 65 59 5 1
4746 Yes, Mr. Brown, I HEARD what you said when the tree ate all your other ones! 1.1077 0.03875 65 58 7 0
4747 I will dog you until your kite enters a kennel. 1.1077 0.04452 65 59 5 1
4748 I'm afraid you need a leash with that kite. 1.1077 0.03875 65 58 7 0
4749 Excuse me Sir, we don't provide poop bags in this park. Did you bring your own or some umbrellas? 1.1077 0.03875 65 58 7 0
4750 Interesting. I always thought cats were the ones who preferred weed. 1.1077 0.03875 65 58 7 0
4751 The cop said softly, “No dogs allowed.” The man replied, “What? Are you going to hit me with your big stick?” 1.1077 0.04452 65 59 5 1
4752 She better be house trained ! 1.1077 0.04452 65 59 5 1
4753 Nice bridle and beam reach. 1.1077 0.04452 65 59 5 1
4754 His flatulence isn't going to keep him up forever. So bring him down gently. 1.1077 0.04452 65 59 5 1
4755 You've got to be more careful about the amount of beans you feed your puppy. 1.1077 0.04452 65 59 5 1
4756 I've been asked to remind you sir, you still need to curb your dog. 1.1077 0.04452 65 59 5 1
4757 No, this isn't the Roosevelt Kite Bait Park. That's in New Jersey. 1.1077 0.04452 65 59 5 1
4758 Sir, Your dog must be leashed at all times. 1.1077 0.03875 65 58 7 0
4759 Be sure to pick up the poop! 1.1077 0.03875 65 58 7 0
4760 You still have to scoop up after her. 1.1077 0.03875 65 58 7 0
4761 Sir, the dog park is two blocks north of here. 1.1077 0.03875 65 58 7 0
4762 Sir we have a strict policy against bringing pets to this park. 1.1077 0.04963 65 60 3 2
4763 I’m sorry officer, I thought it was only an issue when pigs fly. 1.1077 0.03875 65 58 7 0
4764 At what height can they breed? 1.1077 0.03875 65 58 7 0
4765 My dog has always loved to fly so I keep him on a short leash. 1.1077 0.04452 65 59 5 1
4766 Sorry sir but you can only fly donkeys here 1.1077 0.03875 65 58 7 0
4767 I'm sure he is a good boy, Allen, but he is clearly shedding. 1.1077 0.03875 65 58 7 0
4768 Just as long as you keep him on a leash. 1.1077 0.04452 65 59 5 1
4769 Sir, you can only fly your kite with the dorsal side showing. 1.1077 0.03875 65 58 7 0
4770 Sir, you do realize that you are aiding and abetting a highly sophisticated dog pound escape attempt, don't you? 1.1077 0.03875 65 58 7 0
4771 Sorry, no hounds. Toys only. 1.1077 0.04452 65 59 5 1
4772 Do you call this a therapy dog? 1.1077 0.04452 65 59 5 1
4773 This is a Kite Park, sir. 1.1077 0.03875 65 58 7 0
4774 The dog-flying area is on the other side of the hill. 1.1077 0.03875 65 58 7 0
4775 Is that your Airedale? 1.1077 0.04452 65 59 5 1
4776 All dogs go to heaven, wanted to make sure he can see those pearly gates. 1.1077 0.03875 65 58 7 0
4777 The sign says, 'No Pushcarts, Perambulators or Pooping Kites'. 1.1077 0.04452 65 59 5 1
4778 Oh, I thought it said "KIT" park 1.1077 0.03875 65 58 7 0
4779 We've been getting complaints that his bark is worse than his kite. 1.1077 0.04963 65 60 3 2
4780 Sir, your party is at the wrong park. You need to go to the Edison Park down the street. 1.1077 0.03875 65 58 7 0
4781 I don't care if he's high as a kite, but no dogs allowed. 1.1077 0.03875 65 58 7 0
4782 I hope you will pick up after it? 1.1077 0.03875 65 58 7 0
4783 I understand the humor in hearing that high-pitched bark. But pumping helium into your dog IS animal abuse! 1.1077 0.03875 65 58 7 0
4784 There's a -- doggone it! 1.1077 0.03875 65 58 7 0
4785 Ok Dr. Pavlov, you're training has gone far enough. 1.1077 0.03875 65 58 7 0
4786 You still have to scoop the poop. 1.1077 0.03875 65 58 7 0
4787 We have leash laws here that prohibit you flying your pooch. 1.1077 0.03875 65 58 7 0
4788 I told City Hall Starbucks shouldn't sponsor the dog park water fountain, but do they listen? Noooo." 1.1077 0.03875 65 58 7 0
4789 They told me I could use the park, no strings attached? 1.1077 0.03875 65 58 7 0
4790 This is your last warning, sir! The baloon guy is pressing charges next time 1.1077 0.04963 65 60 3 2
4791 Is that kite friendly ? 1.1077 0.03875 65 58 7 0
4792 I don't care if he thinks he's a Macy's Day parade float. this is a kite park, not a dog park. 1.1077 0.03875 65 58 7 0
4793 Got into the fairy dust again I see. 1.1077 0.03875 65 58 7 0
4794 ...well that sign doesn't say "dite" or "kog", so you'll have to leave. 1.1077 0.04452 65 59 5 1
4795 You may understand me. I'm looking for a guy flying a goat. 1.1077 0.04452 65 59 5 1
4796 Never mind the letter from your "doctor", you got the training certificate for your service kite? 1.1077 0.03875 65 58 7 0
4797 Sir..when flying your dog, the ordinance dictates you must provide umbrellas within an obvious spatial proximity as well as a county approved aerial pooper scooper. 1.1077 0.04452 65 59 5 1
4798 How about the kitchen sink next time?" 1.1077 0.03875 65 58 7 0
4799 Holy Cow, that pig can fly! 1.1077 0.04452 65 59 5 1
4800 Sir, please go to the zoo. 1.1077 0.03875 65 58 7 0
4801 Excuse me, where can I find one of these exquisite kites? 1.1077 0.04963 65 60 3 2
4802 I think I have a contact high. 1.1077 0.03875 65 58 7 0
4803 You knew the rules 1.1077 0.03875 65 58 7 0
4804 Why yes sir, I did bring poop bags. 1.1077 0.03875 65 58 7 0
4805 I said, "No Airedales!" 1.1077 0.03875 65 58 7 0
4806 Not a problem. I brought airbags. 1.1077 0.04963 65 60 3 2
4807 But, that's the only thing I had with a tail! 1.1077 0.03875 65 58 7 0
4808 Sir, your under arrest! No I'm under a golden retriever. 1.1077 0.03875 65 58 7 0
4809 Nice try but you’ve still got to take him over to the dog park. 1.1077 0.03875 65 58 7 0
4810 Sir, you need to have your kite on a leash. 1.1077 0.04452 65 59 5 1
4811 Helium ? Yes sir 1.1077 0.04452 65 59 5 1
4812 Well it's not a kite now, is it sir? 1.1077 0.03875 65 58 7 0
4813 PETA has lodged a complaint against your object. 1.1077 0.04452 65 59 5 1
4814 Leash or not. No dogs. 1.1077 0.03875 65 58 7 0
4815 Yep, he’s a purebred drone dog! 1.1077 0.03875 65 58 7 0
4816 He was always jealous of kites, and rightfully so. 1.1077 0.03875 65 58 7 0
4817 I haven't trained him to go off leash. 1.1077 0.03875 65 58 7 0
4818 Why me, why me? 1.1077 0.03875 65 58 7 0
4819 I told you: No Dogs allowed! 1.1077 0.03875 65 58 7 0
4820 You'll have to leash your kite. 1.1077 0.04452 65 59 5 1
4821 Stay in the Dog Park and tell the Guiness people to stop bugging me about world records. 1.1077 0.04452 65 59 5 1
4822 Oh boy, the animal rights folks are going to have a problem with this one. 1.1077 0.03875 65 58 7 0
4823 There's nothing wrong with flying 'em here, as long as he's under your control at all times, and you pick up all of his poops. 1.1077 0.04452 65 59 5 1
4824 Is that Fala? 1.1077 0.03875 65 58 7 0
4825 I called the police because you're flying makes me mad. 1.1077 0.04452 65 59 5 1
4826 How long ago did your dog die? 1.1077 0.04452 65 59 5 1
4827 I'm sorry sir, but pet kites are only allowed on Mondays and Wednesdays. 1.1077 0.04452 65 59 5 1
4828 Sir, we’ve been getting noise complaints.... 1.1077 0.03875 65 58 7 0
4829 Yeah, he’s on a leash but it’s still not OK! 1.1077 0.04452 65 59 5 1
4830 Sir, your dog has to be on a leash. 1.1077 0.04452 65 59 5 1
4831 Bad gas 1.1077 0.04452 65 59 5 1
4832 Excuse me sir. Are you sure you're in the right pa rk? 1.1077 0.03875 65 58 7 0
4833 Did you just come from the vet? Your dog is as high as a kite! 1.1077 0.04452 65 59 5 1
4834 I wasn't in the mood for barbeque. 1.1077 0.04452 65 59 5 1
4835 If your dog got high-as-a-kite in the park, I'll have to issue a citation. 1.1077 0.03875 65 58 7 0
4836 The Four Freedoms don't include dog flying. 1.1077 0.04452 65 59 5 1
4837 Just kiting a hound dog...is there a problem? 1.1077 0.03875 65 58 7 0
4838 Look, I've heard of rat-tails on a kite, but this is ridiculous. 1.1077 0.04452 65 59 5 1
4839 He drops it; you pick it up. 1.1077 0.03875 65 58 7 0
4840 Visa please? 1.1077 0.03875 65 58 7 0
4841 I said "on a leash," Sir. 1.1077 0.04452 65 59 5 1
4842 You're under arrest for pumping your dog full of helium. 1.1077 0.04452 65 59 5 1
4843 The ASPA has some questions. 1.1077 0.03875 65 58 7 0
4844 But Officer, he's on a leash. 1.1077 0.03875 65 58 7 0
4845 Sir, the dog show is next week. 1.1077 0.03875 65 58 7 0
4846 I didn't bring a kite and he just took off- really had to go! 1.1077 0.04452 65 59 5 1
4847 Sir, please clean up the mess on the roof of the utility shed. 1.1077 0.03875 65 58 7 0
4848 Is he eco-friendly? 1.1077 0.03875 65 58 7 0
4849 Your dad is here to see you, Mr Kite 1.1077 0.03875 65 58 7 0
4850 I don't care if his name is Fala, bring him down! 1.1077 0.03875 65 58 7 0
4851 You have to move along to the border between the kite park and the dog park. 1.1077 0.04452 65 59 5 1
4852 Yes, I understand it's a wolf in kite's clothing. You still need a permit. 1.1077 0.04452 65 59 5 1
4853 Yes, sir, I see that he's still on the leash, but I'd still like for you to take him back to the dog park. 1.1077 0.04452 65 59 5 1
4854 Sir, I'm sorry, but you cannot fly your dog within 50 yards of the kites. 1.1077 0.03875 65 58 7 0
4855 I hear ya but you still need to use the dog walking park or get a citation. 1.1077 0.03875 65 58 7 0
4856 The Roadrunner is in the other part of the park. 1.1077 0.04452 65 59 5 1
4857 Sorry, no airedales allowed. 1.1077 0.04452 65 59 5 1
4858 How do you plan on cleaning up after him? 1.1077 0.04452 65 59 5 1
4859 I think it needs a longer tail. 1.1077 0.03875 65 58 7 0
4860 The Westminster Kennel Club didn't have a problem with it. 1.1077 0.04452 65 59 5 1
4861 Has Ben been by lately? 1.1077 0.03875 65 58 7 0
4862 The kids say this is normal behavior for Molly. 1.1077 0.03875 65 58 7 0
4863 I'm looking for terrier with a short tail. 1.1077 0.03875 65 58 7 0
4864 Is he toilet trained? 1.1077 0.03875 65 58 7 0
4865 Sorry sir. No dogs allowed in this park. 1.1077 0.04452 65 59 5 1
4866 Sorry sir, we said no hats allowed in the park. Hey, nice kite. 1.1077 0.04452 65 59 5 1
4867 I cannot allow flying pigs 1.1077 0.03875 65 58 7 0
4868 It's what Fido would have wanted. 1.1077 0.04452 65 59 5 1
4869 As long as he’s on a leash... 1.1077 0.03875 65 58 7 0
4870 You have a license to fly Dumbo, not Lucy. 1.1077 0.03875 65 58 7 0
4871 Sir, even if it were a sail cat--which it isn't--it still would not be allowed in this park. 1.1077 0.03875 65 58 7 0
4872 I know he's a Airedale, but ... laughing gas? 1.1077 0.04452 65 59 5 1
4873 Does your dog have a tag? 1.1077 0.04452 65 59 5 1
4874 Gas or no gas, it doesn't qualify as a leash. 1.1077 0.03875 65 58 7 0
4875 Just make sure to clean up his poop. 1.1077 0.03875 65 58 7 0
4876 Be sure to keep him inside the dog fly. 1.1077 0.04452 65 59 5 1
4877 I don’t care “its only a drone” - it will still need a collar! 1.1077 0.03875 65 58 7 0
4878 Sorry, sir, but the new Supreme Court majority ruled it’s unconstitutional to interfere with the Dog Rapture. 1.1077 0.04452 65 59 5 1
4879 Sir, have you seen the "clean up after your kite" signs. 1.1071 0.04887 56 51 4 1
4880 We had a complaint about some uhh... droppings 1.1071 0.04887 56 51 4 1
4881 You'd better catch him when all the gas leaks out. 1.1071 0.05512 56 52 2 2
4882 I couldn't find an off-leash park. 1.1071 0.05512 56 52 2 2
4883 He'd rather fly than go for a walk. 1.1071 0.04887 56 51 4 1
4884 But officer, the sign said "No dog walking allowed" -- he's not walking, he's flying! 1.1071 0.04887 56 51 4 1
4885 It’s better than him chasing after cyclists. 1.1071 0.04887 56 51 4 1
4886 Fine -- then you come straight to the security booth when it's time to feed your kite, sir. 1.1071 0.04887 56 51 4 1
4887 It just looks like it's moving. 1.1061 0.03819 66 59 7 0
4888 Sir, Your cat was hit by a car. 1.1061 0.03819 66 59 7 0
4889 Tailwind is a real bitch today, Officer. 1.1061 0.04387 66 60 5 1
4890 Officer, It's a Dog Day Afternoon. 1.1061 0.03819 66 59 7 0
4891 So you have no idea who overturned all the trash cans in the park? 1.1061 0.03819 66 59 7 0
4892 I'm sorry sir you'll have to leave. You just don't fit in. 1.1061 0.04387 66 60 5 1
4893 That leash is way over ten feet. 1.1061 0.03819 66 59 7 0
4894 No dogs allowed above the park, sir. 1.1061 0.03819 66 59 7 0
4895 The sign clearly stated: NO DOGS ALLOWED. 1.1061 0.04387 66 60 5 1
4896 Sir, this is my last warning to you that poop bags are required for pets in this park. 1.1061 0.04387 66 60 5 1
4897 No, the Akita Park is over the next hill. 1.1061 0.04387 66 60 5 1
4898 Sir, have you seen any large seagulls.. there have been some complaints 1.1061 0.03819 66 59 7 0
4899 The next time you inflate that thing, be sure there are no children around. 1.1061 0.04387 66 60 5 1
4900 Yes, my dog is THAT gassy. 1.1061 0.03819 66 59 7 0
4901 Did you walk him before sending him up? 1.1061 0.04387 66 60 5 1
4902 Look, Sir. We don't allow stunt flying in this park! 1.1061 0.03819 66 59 7 0
4903 Fala in the sky with diamonds... 1.1061 0.03819 66 59 7 0
4904 Unless there's helium in his poop, you'll still need a bag. But the squeaky bark is very amusing. 1.1061 0.03819 66 59 7 0
4905 Yes, but have you seen my pig fly? 1.1061 0.04387 66 60 5 1
4906 Airedales are terriers, and that dog is no terrier. 1.1061 0.03819 66 59 7 0
4907 I don't care what his name is, dogs are not allowed in the park! 1.1061 0.03819 66 59 7 0
4908 Can you prove he's an airedale? 1.1061 0.03819 66 59 7 0
4909 We didn’t have the gonads to choose, “Latest in men’s fashion from the folks at #MeToo.” What makes you think we’re interested in your thoughts about flying pigs? 1.1061 0.03819 66 59 7 0
4910 This IS a kite. Don’t you see the tail? 1.1061 0.04387 66 60 5 1
4911 Nobody told me it couldn’t be a live animal. 1.1061 0.03819 66 59 7 0
4912 Excuse me sir, do you have a catch it and bag it license? 1.1061 0.04387 66 60 5 1
4913 How do you handle the poop? 1.1061 0.03819 66 59 7 0
4914 Excuse me, sir. Forgive me for appearing dogmatic or discriminatory but the Dog Flying Park is next door. 1.1061 0.04387 66 60 5 1
4915 We ran out of seaweed. 1.1061 0.03819 66 59 7 0
4916 The sign clearly says no dogs! 1.1061 0.03819 66 59 7 0
4917 Is your dog named roosevelt? 1.1061 0.04387 66 60 5 1
4918 But Officer, He's an airedale! 1.1061 0.03819 66 59 7 0
4919 We use a leash 1.1061 0.04387 66 60 5 1
4920 I'm afraid you'll need a license in order to fly a Fake Kite. 1.1061 0.03819 66 59 7 0
4921 Dog is spelled D-O-G 1.1061 0.04387 66 60 5 1
4922 I don't care if your dog's name is Roosevelt or not! 1.1061 0.03819 66 59 7 0
4923 That's how high a dog with a dream can fly. 1.1061 0.04387 66 60 5 1
4924 Well, Ill be dog gone!! 1.1061 0.04387 66 60 5 1
4925 You'll get better stability with a longer tail! 1.1061 0.03819 66 59 7 0
4926 No dogs in the park. 1.1061 0.03819 66 59 7 0
4927 It's OK officer, it's an Airedale! 1.1061 0.03819 66 59 7 0
4928 Hey Buddy! The dog park is two blocks north of here! 1.1061 0.03819 66 59 7 0
4929 No, the "no dogs" sign did not just mean at ground level! 1.1061 0.04387 66 60 5 1
4930 Filling your helpless pet with helium is simply hilarious. The fact that he is obviously terrified makes it even funnier. (Please vote for my caption so I can appear on the morning news). 1.1061 0.04387 66 60 5 1
4931 He got his balls removed and up he went. 1.1061 0.03819 66 59 7 0
4932 No flying endangered kites. 1.1061 0.03819 66 59 7 0
4933 How’s Fido been doing since he retired from the NYPD sniffer dog unit? 1.1061 0.04387 66 60 5 1
4934 But officer, his name is 'Teddy.' 1.1061 0.03819 66 59 7 0
4935 japan is 6,321 miles. try it there. 1.1061 0.04890 66 61 3 2
4936 Sorry, sir, but we consider filling your dog with helium abusive. 1.1061 0.03819 66 59 7 0
4937 He likes it! 1.1061 0.03819 66 59 7 0
4938 No leashes allowed. Strings only." 1.1061 0.04387 66 60 5 1
4939 Sorry sir, you can fly dragon kites, but not dogs 1.1061 0.03819 66 59 7 0
4940 It's walk your dog...fly a kite, not walk your kite and fly your dog. 1.1061 0.04387 66 60 5 1
4941 We require everyone to clean up after their kite. 1.1061 0.03819 66 59 7 0
4942 You are aware of the $300 fine for falling organic waste, right? 1.1061 0.04387 66 60 5 1
4943 So you are flying that in honor of FALA, President Roosevelt''s dog??? 1.1061 0.04387 66 60 5 1
4944 And how do you plan to pick up after him, sir? 1.1061 0.03819 66 59 7 0
4945 It's quite simple, officer, he's an Airdale. 1.1061 0.03819 66 59 7 0
4946 Sir, you're in the wrong park. The warning sign says 'BEWARE OF FOG'… 1.1061 0.03819 66 59 7 0
4947 Let her go. She 1.1061 0.04387 66 60 5 1
4948 Look at this high dog dick! 1.1061 0.04387 66 60 5 1
4949 Usually we only allowing flying pigs! 1.1061 0.04890 66 61 3 2
4950 Only one pig allowed in the park at any time. 1.1061 0.03819 66 59 7 0
4951 Sir, please use our 'flying pets' park instead! 1.1061 0.04387 66 60 5 1
4952 Do you have the extender for your popper scooper? 1.1061 0.03819 66 59 7 0
4953 Your dog’s had enough time up there, sir. 1.1061 0.03819 66 59 7 0
4954 We’re getting complaints that your kite needs a diaper. 1.1061 0.04387 66 60 5 1
4955 Sir, Airedales are not allowed in this park. 1.1061 0.03819 66 59 7 0
4956 I think you're pet is taking "When you come to the end of your rope, tie a knot and hang on" a little to serious. 1.1061 0.04387 66 60 5 1
4957 No leashes in the kite park! 1.1061 0.03819 66 59 7 0
4958 dogs must be on a leash 1.1061 0.04387 66 60 5 1
4959 Have you seen my dog? 1.1061 0.03819 66 59 7 0
4960 Flying a terrier is NOT one of the "Four Freedoms." 1.1061 0.04890 66 61 3 2
4961 Dog ok. Pig, not so much. 1.1061 0.03819 66 59 7 0
4962 I don’t care if he’s lighter than air. I still need to see his dog license. 1.1061 0.03819 66 59 7 0
4963 I don't care if it's a kangaroo. 1.1061 0.03819 66 59 7 0
4964 I'm sorry,sir,you dog does not have a collar and tags. 1.1061 0.03819 66 59 7 0
4965 There’s a rule. No helium. 1.1061 0.03819 66 59 7 0
4966 My taxidermist is experimenting with balloon animals 1.1061 0.04387 66 60 5 1
4967 I am a very moral person. I follow the rules that I wrote myself. 1.1061 0.03819 66 59 7 0
4968 Sir, the taxidermy contest is next week. 1.1061 0.04387 66 60 5 1
4969 Say my neighbor's dog is a beagle. 1.1061 0.03819 66 59 7 0
4970 Have you not considered an off leash park ? 1.1061 0.03819 66 59 7 0
4971 It makes the leash law bearable. 1.1061 0.03819 66 59 7 0
4972 Nice try sir. But it’s still no dogs allowed in the park 1.1061 0.04387 66 60 5 1
4973 Inflatables not allowed! 1.1061 0.03819 66 59 7 0
4974 Hey falla, delano better? 1.1061 0.03819 66 59 7 0
4975 I'll need to get his DNA in case you are separated. 1.1061 0.03819 66 59 7 0
4976 I'm sorry, sir. A tail is not the only entry criterion. 1.1061 0.04387 66 60 5 1
4977 He's Over it not On it 1.1061 0.03819 66 59 7 0
4978 Excuse me, Sir, do you have a license for your kite? 1.1061 0.03819 66 59 7 0
4979 Sir, you’ll need to keep your dog on a shorter leash. 1.1061 0.04387 66 60 5 1
4980 Flying chihuahas were banned last year. 1.1061 0.04387 66 60 5 1
4981 But Rover gets car sick! 1.1061 0.03819 66 59 7 0
4982 How familiar are you with the Endangered Species Act? 1.1061 0.04387 66 60 5 1
4983 $3 fee and the hours are 2am to 4am. And NO, I do not work for I.C.E." 1.1061 0.03819 66 59 7 0
4984 I'm sorry, but the leash law maximum is six feet. 1.1061 0.03819 66 59 7 0
4985 I appreciate the fact that he's an Airedale, but you still can't walk him here. 1.1061 0.03819 66 59 7 0
4986 Your kite discriminates against flying cows. 1.1061 0.03819 66 59 7 0
4987 What's your problem? He's on a leash 1.1061 0.03819 66 59 7 0
4988 Mr. Booth, I presume? 1.1061 0.03819 66 59 7 0
4989 This is a kite park...not a dog park! 1.1061 0.03819 66 59 7 0
4990 I don't care if it helps his balance- dog kites must be neutered. 1.1061 0.04387 66 60 5 1
4991 Sorry- the Airedale Club meets next week! 1.1053 0.04805 57 52 4 1
4992 He’s been this way ever since he got into my charred White Oak barrel aged bourbon. 1.1053 0.04805 57 52 4 1
4993 Sorry, sir, the dog park is off West 44th. 1.1053 0.04805 57 52 4 1
4994 Sir, has your dog been into the grass again? 1.1053 0.04805 57 52 4 1
4995 Sorry, but the bone is stuck in a tree 1.1053 0.05418 57 53 2 2
4996 Sure, a dog kite is fine, but not with an actual dog. 1.1053 0.04805 57 52 4 1
4997 Yes he’s a border collie, but he flew here legally. 1.1053 0.04805 57 52 4 1
4998 I trust you've brought a plastic bag with you! 1.1053 0.04805 57 52 4 1
4999 Flying kites is allowed but flying canines is forbidden. 1.1053 0.04805 57 52 4 1
5000 This isn't the dog park. Please don't fly your dog here. 1.1053 0.04805 57 52 4 1
5001 The Dog Park is a few blocks south of here. 1.1053 0.05418 57 53 2 2
5002 This park was designated for kites only by Presidential Decree. You'll have to practice for the Thanksgiving Parade somewhere else. 1.1053 0.04805 57 52 4 1
5003 You’re disqualified. The tail isn’t long enough. 1.1053 0.04805 57 52 4 1
5004 Didn't I tell you last week....no dogs allowed? 1.1053 0.04805 57 52 4 1
5005 You work for Superman? 1.1045 0.03765 67 60 7 0
5006 I don't care if he is an airedale sir, reel him in...NOW! 1.1045 0.03765 67 60 7 0
5007 Other fliers are complaining that your helium-filled canine is marking their kites. 1.1045 0.04324 67 61 5 1
5008 Unique exercise for your canine, Sir, but this is not the Dog Park. 1.1045 0.03765 67 60 7 0
5009 I don't care if he is on a light diet ... 1.1034 0.04725 58 53 4 1
5010 These kids invented electricity, not Benjamin Franklin. It’s in their eyes. 1.1000 0.03906 60 54 6 0
5011 Seeing that you obviously don't abide to rules, would I be a fool to ask for your Beagle drone permit? 1.1000 0.03906 60 54 6 0
5012 Oh I see....well, you've heard of copy cats right? 1.1000 0.03906 60 54 6 0
5013 The dog kite park is two blocks over. 1.0968 0.03785 62 56 6 0
5014 So think, man: What happens when your Fido needs to relieve himself at 100 feet up? That's why this ain't no dog park. 1.0968 0.04429 62 57 4 1
5015 Yes, it's cruel. He'll have to fart sometime. 1.0968 0.04429 62 57 4 1
5016 We're getting complaints about projectile droppings. 1.0968 0.04429 62 57 4 1
5017 Does he mark his territory? 1.0968 0.03785 62 56 6 0
5018 No dogs allowed, period! 1.0968 0.04429 62 57 4 1
5019 Yup ... he’s Pavlov’s great great great great grand-dog. 1.0968 0.04429 62 57 4 1
5020 If he poops, he poops. 1.0968 0.03785 62 56 6 0
5021 That’s impressive, but Fido being as high as a kite doesn’t count. There’s an actual dog park down the road. 1.0968 0.04429 62 57 4 1
5022 If that thing up there poops on somebody’s head, you are out of here. 1.0968 0.04429 62 57 4 1
5023 Just to be clear, if your dog poops in the Park, charges will be double. 1.0968 0.04429 62 57 4 1
5024 Is that leash FAA approved? 1.0968 0.03785 62 56 6 0
5025 'I'm the surly bonds, yup.' 1.0968 0.03785 62 56 6 0
5026 Sorry sir but you can't fly your dog here. This is a kite park. 1.0968 0.03785 62 56 6 0
5027 I don't care if it has a tail, we don't allow balloons to fly 1.0968 0.04429 62 57 4 1
5028 Excuse me, sir. The Roadkill Kite Park is right across the road. 1.0968 0.04429 62 57 4 1
5029 The dog park is down the road . 1.0968 0.03785 62 56 6 0
5030 Officer, my dog thought he was a cat and started playing with string. Next thing I know... Hmm, I guess that excuse won't fly, will it? 1.0968 0.03785 62 56 6 0
5031 Sorry, only kites permitted. 1.0968 0.04429 62 57 4 1
5032 The dog park is next door. 1.0968 0.04429 62 57 4 1
5033 He must suffer when he goes to a skate park. 1.0968 0.03785 62 56 6 0
5034 Last call, Sir. The helium bar is closing in fifteen minutes. 1.0968 0.03785 62 56 6 0
5035 You aren't allowed FlyingDog or any alcohol in the park. 1.0968 0.03785 62 56 6 0
5036 Sir, you need to void your dog. 1.0968 0.03785 62 56 6 0
5037 Keep it down sir. 1.0968 0.03785 62 56 6 0
5038 Sir. Clean up after your kite. 1.0968 0.03785 62 56 6 0
5039 Is that the Trump kite? 1.0968 0.03785 62 56 6 0
5040 Sir, dogs may fly only on Tuesdays and Thursdays. 1.0968 0.03785 62 56 6 0
5041 You think that's a good kite? 1.0968 0.04429 62 57 4 1
5042 Franklin...Teddy...it don't matter. Get him down. 1.0968 0.04991 62 58 2 2
5043 Your shoe lace is untied. 1.0952 0.03728 63 57 6 0
5044 Sorry --no dogs off the leash 1.0952 0.03728 63 57 6 0
5045 You've got to understand, Igor,'Go fly a kite' is just an expression." 1.0952 0.04361 63 58 4 1
5046 You are intimidating the other kites. 1.0952 0.03728 63 57 6 0
5047 The Bull Moose is only animal that may be flown here. 1.0952 0.04361 63 58 4 1
5048 That better be an Airedale. 1.0926 0.04779 54 50 3 1
5049 Yes,the 6 ft leash law holds for birddogs too. 1.0926 0.04779 54 50 3 1
5050 I realize he's on leash, sir, but you still have to ''poop and scoop''. 1.0926 0.05462 54 51 1 2
5051 He's a Rainbow Retriever 1.0926 0.04779 54 50 3 1
5052 He's an Airedale and he prefers this over the doggie park. 1.0926 0.04779 54 50 3 1
5053 I don't care if your dog is full of gas, you still cannot fly him like a kite 1.0926 0.04779 54 50 3 1
5054 I’m gonna need to see your “flying dog” permit. 1.0926 0.04779 54 50 3 1
5055 You are still going to need to poop scoop. 1.0926 0.05462 54 51 1 2
5056 We get a lot of Airedales here. 1.0926 0.04779 54 50 3 1
5057 No dogs allowed off-leash and that string doesn't qualify as a leash! 1.0926 0.04779 54 50 3 1
5058 Just be sure to clean up after him. 1.0926 0.04779 54 50 3 1
5059 So,why did you name him Roosevelt? 1.0926 0.05462 54 51 1 2
5060 Are you aware of our diaper laws? 1.0926 0.04779 54 50 3 1
5061 Don’t worry sir, he’s wearing a diaper this time. 1.0926 0.04779 54 50 3 1
5062 Do you need directions to the Dog Park? 1.0926 0.04779 54 50 3 1
5063 Regulations say all aerial canines must be diapered at all times. 1.0926 0.04779 54 50 3 1
5064 You do realize this is is only for the Birds. 1.0926 0.04779 54 50 3 1
5065 Sorry sir, the Macy's Parade balloon auditions were cancelled. 1.0926 0.05462 54 51 1 2
5066 Don't worry, he's potty-trained. 1.0926 0.04779 54 50 3 1
5067 Listen, I've told you before: Unless he's got a doggie diaper, he's grounded! 1.0926 0.04779 54 50 3 1
5068 Sir, you know the off leash dog park is just over there? 1.0926 0.04779 54 50 3 1
5069 His name is "Kite," and he loves to fly! 1.0926 0.04779 54 50 3 1
5070 The dog park is down the street 1.0926 0.04779 54 50 3 1
5071 I'm sorry sir, but the law requires dogs to be walked on the ground. 1.0926 0.04779 54 50 3 1
5072 Sorry, buddy, you'll have to fly your Airedale in the dog park. 1.0909 0.04695 55 51 3 1
5073 He guzzled my holiday punch. He's high as a kite. 1.0909 0.04695 55 51 3 1
5074 Sir, that's not a leash; you'll have to come with me. 1.0909 0.04695 55 51 3 1
5075 Think you are looking for the Lincoln Dog Park. 1.0909 0.04695 55 51 3 1
5076 So I took him literally and seriously. 1.0862 0.03718 58 53 5 0
5077 Excuse me sir,this is not a dog park. 1.0847 0.03657 59 54 5 0
5078 I'm from the SPCA, and I know he loves it, but I'd like to hear his bark. 1.0847 0.03657 59 54 5 0
5079 Regardless, you need a doggie poop bag. 1.0847 0.03657 59 54 5 0
5080 We’ve had several reports of a possibly rabid kite. I’m going to have to take yours in for testing. 1.0847 0.03657 59 54 5 0
5081 If I gave everyone permission it would be raining cats and dogs. 1.0847 0.03657 59 54 5 0
5082 Ever since the legalization of marijuana, the kite park had become slightly more interesting for officer Gary. 1.0847 0.03657 59 54 5 0
5083 Yes, sir, I understand he's an Airedale, but the "no dogs" rule still applies. 1.0847 0.03657 59 54 5 0
5084 Who says pigs can't fly! 1.0847 0.03657 59 54 5 0
5085 Well, stop feeding him beans then. 1.0847 0.03657 59 54 5 0
5086 Excuse me, sir, you still must pick up after your dog. 1.0847 0.03657 59 54 5 0
5087 Sir, is the dog a service animal required because of a disability? 1.0847 0.03657 59 54 5 0
5088 Airedale, Schmairedale.. it is a violation of town ordinances to give uppers to any animal, no matter the breed. 1.0847 0.03657 59 54 5 0
5089 If you release now, maybe Fala will join FDR in heaven! 1.0847 0.04384 59 55 3 1
5090 You’ll need to provide the genus and species to be considered for the Grand prize. 1.0847 0.03657 59 54 5 0
5091 I am sorry but he ate some of my edibles 1.0847 0.03657 59 54 5 0
5092 Even if it is an emoji of your dog - the park doesn't allow pets. 1.0847 0.03657 59 54 5 0
5093 Roosevelt Park is a Democratic kite park so, of course, you’ll be able to fly your British Trump balloon. 1.0847 0.05006 59 56 1 2
5094 Sir, your kite's tail is too short. 1.0847 0.05006 59 56 1 2
5095 Remember, you need to clean up after him. 1.0847 0.03657 59 54 5 0
5096 He's an" Airedale" Sir, not a Heliumdale! 1.0847 0.04384 59 55 3 1
5097 You may not care a flying fox about regulations, but I've still got to write you up. 1.0847 0.04384 59 55 3 1
5098 My concern is if he has to go potty. 1.0847 0.03657 59 54 5 0
5099 But what if he has to go potty? 1.0847 0.03657 59 54 5 0
5100 Sir, the dog flying park is on Abercrombie Street. 1.0847 0.03657 59 54 5 0
5101 Excuse me buddy - I think your dog has gas. 1.0847 0.03657 59 54 5 0
5102 Hey buddy, cut down on the cannabis dog food. 1.0847 0.03657 59 54 5 0
5103 Take it down and let me have a look. The zoo’s missing some flying squirrels. 1.0847 0.03657 59 54 5 0
5104 You're telling me, he went chasing a frizbee and just stayed up there. 1.0847 0.03657 59 54 5 0
5105 The one we wanted is tied up in London. 1.0847 0.04384 59 55 3 1
5106 Let me guess...barbeque beans on the 4th. 1.0847 0.04384 59 55 3 1
5107 That's not what I meant. 1.0847 0.04384 59 55 3 1
5108 Sir, the "dog" park is down the streeet 1.0847 0.03657 59 54 5 0
5109 Sir, there are no dogs allowed in this park, flying or otherwise. 1.0847 0.03657 59 54 5 0
5110 Can I see your pooper scooper? 1.0847 0.03657 59 54 5 0
5111 And your favorite poem is? "Birdie Birdie in the sky" 1.0847 0.03657 59 54 5 0
5112 Faux fur is for the birds 1.0847 0.03657 59 54 5 0
5113 It's a kite PARK, not a kite BARK. Am i right? But seriously, dog flying is a $8 fine. 1.0847 0.04384 59 55 3 1
5114 Can you train my dog to do this when I say 'up'? 1.0847 0.03657 59 54 5 0
5115 Can’t you read? It says no animals are allowed in the park 1.0847 0.04384 59 55 3 1
5116 Don't you accelerate that dog's fall. 1.0847 0.04384 59 55 3 1
5117 Yes I see he's on a leash, but sorry pal. No Dogs in this park, period 1.0847 0.03657 59 54 5 0
5118 Sirius- Dog Days of Summer" 1.0847 0.03657 59 54 5 0
5119 I think you and your scab rat should head to the balloon park. 1.0847 0.04384 59 55 3 1
5120 Sir ... I’m with the SPCA. We frown on aerial displays of innocent barnyard bovines. 1.0847 0.03657 59 54 5 0
5121 Flying dogs is part of my religion! 1.0847 0.04384 59 55 3 1
5122 Teddy Roosevelt and the Royal Flyers traveled here. 1.0847 0.03657 59 54 5 0
5123 All pets must be on a leash and please obey the scoop law! 1.0847 0.04384 59 55 3 1
5124 Sir, please just wait another 15 minutes until the dog park opens. 1.0847 0.03657 59 54 5 0
5125 It's ok as long as he's an Airedale. 1.0847 0.03657 59 54 5 0
5126 Look, I don't want to discuss this again. That doesn't count as a leash. 1.0847 0.03657 59 54 5 0
5127 Sir bring that down or I'll book you on cruelty to animals... 1.0847 0.03657 59 54 5 0
5128 Sir, your flying kit is not welcome here. 1.0847 0.03657 59 54 5 0
5129 Must be an Airedale, ay? 1.0847 0.03657 59 54 5 0
5130 Sorry - we don't allow Airedales. 1.0847 0.04384 59 55 3 1
5131 The rules clearly state that anyone flying a helium filled parade style balloon must use both hands. 1.0847 0.03657 59 54 5 0
5132 The dog-flying park is two blocks south. 1.0847 0.05006 59 56 1 2
5133 No flying your pets without a pooper scooper kite. 1.0847 0.04384 59 55 3 1
5134 No dogs is not a park rule subject to Clintonesque interpretation." 1.0847 0.03657 59 54 5 0
5135 You still have to pick up his poop, no matter where it lands 1.0847 0.03657 59 54 5 0
5136 I'm sorry, Sir, but a helium-filled dog does not qualify as a kite. Beside that, his squeaky little bark is getting on my nerves, 1.0847 0.03657 59 54 5 0
5137 This is a not doggie helmet area. Please reel your dog in, sir. 1.0847 0.03657 59 54 5 0
5138 Sir, are you aware your dog must be kept on a leash of less than six feet? 1.0847 0.04384 59 55 3 1
5139 I`ve checked the rules sir,and there is no provision for airedales. 1.0847 0.03657 59 54 5 0
5140 I’ll allow it as long as you fly him 50 feet to the right. 1.0847 0.03657 59 54 5 0
5141 Sir, please pick up your kites' dumpings 1.0847 0.03657 59 54 5 0
5142 I don't care if your dog's name is "Kite," you can't pump him full of helium and fly him here! 1.0847 0.04384 59 55 3 1
5143 Read it again, sir. You can't fly your tyke here. 1.0847 0.04384 59 55 3 1
5144 Sir, keep your dog off the gas. 1.0847 0.04384 59 55 3 1
5145 Mr. Attorney General, No matter how many times you insist, a snarling dog is not a play toy for unaccompanied children. 1.0847 0.04384 59 55 3 1
5146 No, Sir, your dog is not allowed here at Roosevelt Park, even if you inflated him with helium. 1.0847 0.03657 59 54 5 0
5147 Did you bring baggies to pick up after your kite? 1.0847 0.03657 59 54 5 0
5148 Your dog has to be on a leash. 1.0847 0.03657 59 54 5 0
5149 Sir, if that dog comes down I will have to give you a summons for letting him on the grass. 1.0847 0.03657 59 54 5 0
5150 At least its not a pig.. 1.0847 0.03657 59 54 5 0
5151 Sir, I am going to need to see your Airdale's vaccination. 1.0847 0.03657 59 54 5 0
5152 We will let him fly this tune but just be sure to clean up any poop 1.0847 0.03657 59 54 5 0
5153 I told you sir: no helium treats before coming here. 1.0847 0.03657 59 54 5 0
5154 Got a call on a loose airdale terrier, have you seen him? 1.0847 0.03657 59 54 5 0
5155 Make sure he is kept on the leash! 1.0847 0.03657 59 54 5 0
5156 We don’t allow dogs at this park, sir. 1.0847 0.03657 59 54 5 0
5157 No way in mistaking gender. 1.0847 0.03657 59 54 5 0
5158 He’ll only go at 30 feet! 1.0847 0.03657 59 54 5 0
5159 Sir, to insure the safety of other patrons, owners of off-themed kites must undergo our security procedures before entering the park. 1.0847 0.03657 59 54 5 0
5160 Fly high children! The sky's the bluest limit on this Earth! 1.0847 0.03657 59 54 5 0
5161 'Is your dog on Instagram or YouTube?' 1.0847 0.03657 59 54 5 0
5162 Has he been fixed? 1.0847 0.04384 59 55 3 1
5163 Roosevelt didn’t get polio for this 1.0847 0.03657 59 54 5 0
5164 Sir I dont care if you consider your kite a metaphor, it’s still politically incorrect. 1.0847 0.03657 59 54 5 0
5165 Sir, the dog park is just around the corner. 1.0847 0.03657 59 54 5 0
5166 I'm sorry sir, the dog park is two blocks north of here, you'll have to bring her down 1.0847 0.03657 59 54 5 0
5167 Read the sign, pal. No airdales. 1.0847 0.03657 59 54 5 0
5168 We don't allow pets here, that are as high as a kit. 1.0847 0.03657 59 54 5 0
5169 I'll certainly tell the mayor your feelings about the leash law. 1.0847 0.03657 59 54 5 0
5170 Sir, I must report you to the Animal Protection Society 1.0847 0.03657 59 54 5 0
5171 I'd watch out if I were you. He has digestive issues. 1.0847 0.03657 59 54 5 0
5172 For the last time, please clean up after your kite. 1.0847 0.03657 59 54 5 0
5173 Get him down, pronto. The fine is double if he relieves himself. 1.0847 0.03657 59 54 5 0
5174 Dogs are not allowed in this park even if filled with helium. 1.0847 0.03657 59 54 5 0
5175 You gotta stop him from howling 'Stuck in Lodi' at the top of his lungs! 1.0847 0.03657 59 54 5 0
5176 Sarge says that’s not a “support animal.” 1.0847 0.03657 59 54 5 0
5177 And don't let me see him off-leash again. 1.0847 0.03657 59 54 5 0
5178 Are you nuts? What do you think this place is...some type park just for dogs? 1.0847 0.05006 59 56 1 2
5179 …pissed on kites, pooped on kids—please leave! 1.0847 0.03657 59 54 5 0
5180 Excuse me Sir, the dog park is down the road about a mile. 1.0847 0.04384 59 55 3 1
5181 I’m sorry, Officer, but she’s a Skye Terrier. 1.0847 0.03657 59 54 5 0
5182 I said I'd hold this for my daughter, any idea, Mr. ICE man...Any idea when she'll return? 1.0847 0.04384 59 55 3 1
5183 Yeh, right. He's an airdale? 1.0847 0.04384 59 55 3 1
5184 this will be tricky with the pooper scooper 1.0847 0.03657 59 54 5 0
5185 I’ll need to see your neuter certificate. 1.0847 0.03657 59 54 5 0
5186 The rules are quite clear. That, sir, is not a leash. 1.0847 0.03657 59 54 5 0
5187 Perhaps this is more appropriate for Hide Park. 1.0847 0.03657 59 54 5 0
5188 But it's not technically a leash,is it sir? 1.0847 0.03657 59 54 5 0
5189 "Teddy bear, not rat." 1.0847 0.03657 59 54 5 0
5190 "I don't care if he's having such a great time.., get him down." 1.0847 0.03657 59 54 5 0
5191 Look Sir, I'm not arguing that your anti-gravity invention isn't working...I'm just saying that you are breaking about 20 different park district bylaws. 1.0847 0.04384 59 55 3 1
5192 Didn't you hear that the union rat got outlawed by the Supreme Court? 1.0847 0.04384 59 55 3 1
5193 no alcohol in the park. you pet is high as a kite. 1.0847 0.04384 59 55 3 1
5194 i'm sorry, sir, but an Airedale doesn't qualify as a kite 1.0847 0.03657 59 54 5 0
5195 Damnit Berl! Park your vehicle in the park's 'Reserved for Employees' spot one more time and I'll be going Chuck Norris on your face! Understand?! And get that thing spade for the love of God! 1.0847 0.04384 59 55 3 1
5196 As long as you pick up after him. 1.0847 0.03657 59 54 5 0
5197 I’m going to have to ask you to unleash the dog and step out of the park. 1.0847 0.05006 59 56 1 2
5198 Fala, smala! No dogs allowed in the park, Sir! 1.0847 0.04384 59 55 3 1
5199 Sorry, Sir, but all pets must be on a leash, not on a string. 1.0847 0.03657 59 54 5 0
5200 Sorry Mr. Kent. You and Superdog have to go. 1.0847 0.03657 59 54 5 0
5201 I’m gonna have to write him up. Does he go by Teddy or Franklin? 1.0847 0.04384 59 55 3 1
5202 Which one of you is higher than a kite? 1.0847 0.03657 59 54 5 0
5203 I don't care if it's an Ayrshire Terrier. It's a KITE Park, not a Kite BARK! 1.0847 0.03657 59 54 5 0
5204 Can't you read the sign? Dogs must be on leash no longer than 6 feet. 1.0847 0.03657 59 54 5 0
5205 tail or no tail, you are not allowed to fly your dog here 1.0847 0.03657 59 54 5 0
5206 I don't care if it's a skye terrier/airedale mix--no dogs in the park! 1.0847 0.04384 59 55 3 1
5207 Please fly your kite over the dog park. 1.0847 0.03657 59 54 5 0
5208 Sir, you must catch the droppings before they land....or suffer the consequences. 1.0847 0.03657 59 54 5 0
5209 I know it's an Airedale, sir, but we've had some complaints... 1.0847 0.03657 59 54 5 0
5210 You'll need a longer tail to fly in this park 1.0847 0.04384 59 55 3 1
5211 SIR!!! The dog park is next door! 1.0847 0.03657 59 54 5 0
5212 It’s environmental. We picked him up in the Canary Islands 1.0847 0.03657 59 54 5 0
5213 Very impressive. Who's your trainer? 1.0847 0.03657 59 54 5 0
5214 The dog park is in the next field over. 1.0847 0.04384 59 55 3 1
5215 Please take your Eagle-Doodle over to the Carter Dog Kite Park. 1.0847 0.04384 59 55 3 1
5216 Yes, it's a flying rat's ass attached to the whole rat, but it's still unacceptable. 1.0847 0.03657 59 54 5 0
5217 Sir, you need a permit to fly one of those. 1.0847 0.03657 59 54 5 0
5218 The dog park is 2 blocks south. 1.0847 0.03657 59 54 5 0
5219 That brass key in your hand may just bring you roast pork for lunch ! 1.0847 0.03657 59 54 5 0
5220 I bet everyone asks you this question...is he some type of birddog? 1.0847 0.03657 59 54 5 0
5221 I know you are going to clean up after your dog. 1.0847 0.03657 59 54 5 0
5222 You know that flying a Mexican kite is against the law. 1.0847 0.03657 59 54 5 0
5223 Did you not see the sign, "No dogs allowed". 1.0847 0.03657 59 54 5 0
5224 Is he licensed and updated with vaccinations? 1.0847 0.03657 59 54 5 0
5225 OK, it's a leash. He still has to wear a muzzle. 1.0847 0.03657 59 54 5 0
5226 No, sir, we do not have battling kites like in Afghanistan and, Yes, you are guilty of cruelty to animals for filling your pet with helium! 1.0847 0.03657 59 54 5 0
5227 No creepy animals are allowed in the park. Your wolf has to go also. 1.0847 0.04384 59 55 3 1
5228 Sir, this park does not allow Drone-a-doodles. 1.0847 0.04384 59 55 3 1
5229 I'm high as a kite right now. 1.0847 0.03657 59 54 5 0
5230 Did you see the sign -- No Dogs In The Park!! 1.0847 0.04384 59 55 3 1
5231 The President says to tell you Beano truck is right behind the Greek truck. 1.0847 0.03657 59 54 5 0
5232 I don't care how impressive his barrel roll is. 1.0847 0.03657 59 54 5 0
5233 Invoking Roosevelt's passion for dogs will not bring back his policies. 1.0847 0.04384 59 55 3 1
5234 Yes, I do understand that you dogs’s name is Kite, however... 1.0847 0.04384 59 55 3 1
5235 Can you prove it's a service dog? 1.0847 0.03657 59 54 5 0
5236 I'm jealous. My goldfish don't fly nearly as well. 1.0847 0.03657 59 54 5 0
5237 Sir, you need to take that over to Pet Park. 1.0847 0.04384 59 55 3 1
5238 This most certainly does not qualify as a leash, sir. 1.0847 0.04384 59 55 3 1
5239 Your wife called. She said when she told you to take the dog to the play-park this is not what she meant. 1.0847 0.03657 59 54 5 0
5240 Sir, the dog park is down the road. 1.0847 0.03657 59 54 5 0
5241 Now you know why he just wasn't a good fit for the K-9 patrol. 1.0847 0.03657 59 54 5 0
5242 Gas-x worked well for my 1.0847 0.04384 59 55 3 1
5243 I'm sorry sir, but a toilet training certificate is required. 1.0847 0.04384 59 55 3 1
5244 Don't care if he's an Air-Dale, no dogs allowed. 1.0847 0.03657 59 54 5 0
5245 Sir, you need to keep that dog on a six foot line. 1.0847 0.03657 59 54 5 0
5246 I used to have an airedale. 1.0847 0.03657 59 54 5 0
5247 I don't care that it has a tail, this is not a dog park. 1.0847 0.03657 59 54 5 0
5248 Mary Poppins inspired us to replace the dog park. 1.0847 0.04384 59 55 3 1
5249 I guess I don't have to worry about you violating our leash law. 1.0847 0.03657 59 54 5 0
5250 I don't care if your dog's name is Roosevelt,get that mut down 1.0847 0.04384 59 55 3 1
5251 Only kitties in this park, sir. The sign is there for a reason. 1.0847 0.03657 59 54 5 0
5252 Cars too easy? 1.0847 0.03657 59 54 5 0
5253 Excuse me, sir, this is not a mice park. 1.0847 0.04384 59 55 3 1
5254 The blind Taxidermist was such he heard his client say, “Eagle”, not “Beagle”. 1.0847 0.03657 59 54 5 0
5255 I don't care that helium-filled road kill is thinking outside the box kite... 1.0847 0.04384 59 55 3 1
5256 Your dog is really high, isn't it? 1.0847 0.04384 59 55 3 1
5257 Made in China huh? Must have flown over the tariff barriers. 1.0847 0.03657 59 54 5 0
5258 where's the diaper? 1.0847 0.03657 59 54 5 0
5259 The tail for your kite does not meet park regulations. Please reel it in. 1.0847 0.03657 59 54 5 0
5260 I don't care if it was a Presidential Dog. 1.0847 0.03657 59 54 5 0
5261 You know my Nan does the same thing. 1.0847 0.03657 59 54 5 0
5262 Yes, I see it has a tail like the others. 1.0847 0.03657 59 54 5 0
5263 Kites, not dogs. Move along, sir. Dog Park is around the corner. 1.0847 0.03657 59 54 5 0
5264 I'm sorry Ben, anti-gravity testing is not allowed in this park. You are limited to aero-dynamics. 1.0847 0.03657 59 54 5 0
5265 Officer, you cannot ticket me for not picking up after him. He is out of your jurisdiction. 1.0847 0.03657 59 54 5 0
5266 The condo complex doesn't allow pets. 1.0847 0.03657 59 54 5 0
5267 It’s okay as long as he is on a leash! 1.0847 0.03657 59 54 5 0
5268 Sir, dogs are not allowed in this park. 1.0847 0.03657 59 54 5 0
5269 And to think United told me she wasn't allowed to fly. 1.0847 0.03657 59 54 5 0
5270 You can fly him wherever you want, but you still have to pick up after him. 1.0847 0.03657 59 54 5 0
5271 Yes sir, marijuana is legal but not beagle legal. You dog is higher than a kite 1.0847 0.03657 59 54 5 0
5272 I’m sorry about last week, someone changed “kite” to “bite” and he’s a very literal dog. 1.0847 0.03657 59 54 5 0
5273 Is he Liam? 1.0847 0.03657 59 54 5 0
5274 Yeah, but can he fetch? 1.0847 0.03657 59 54 5 0
5275 Sir, dog kites are required to be on a fifteen-foot leash. 1.0847 0.03657 59 54 5 0
5276 Let me see her pilot's license. 1.0847 0.03657 59 54 5 0
5277 Sir, this is not the nudist beach. 1.0847 0.03657 59 54 5 0
5278 Bad taxidermy 1.0847 0.03657 59 54 5 0
5279 Sir, the rules are clearly stated. You must leash your dog. 1.0847 0.05006 59 56 1 2
5280 Some kid has reported finding a kite in their dog house. Do you know anything about that? 1.0847 0.03657 59 54 5 0
5281 You may be deaf, but you are not blind. It is not a box kite, it is a fox kite. 1.0847 0.04384 59 55 3 1
5282 If you please,the dog park is just down the street, Sir. 1.0847 0.03657 59 54 5 0
5283 Don’t tell me your dog ate your kite, again! 1.0847 0.03657 59 54 5 0
5284 You're picking up after your dog but.... 1.0847 0.03657 59 54 5 0
5285 I understand your argument, sir. But if he's filled with helium, isn't he more of a balloon, anyway? 1.0847 0.03657 59 54 5 0
5286 I'm sorry sir - we don't allow helium filled live animals to compete in the kite flying contest anymore. 1.0847 0.04384 59 55 3 1
5287 Your dog needs hydration, not hydrogen! 1.0847 0.04384 59 55 3 1
5288 We are stepping in it all over the park. 1.0847 0.04384 59 55 3 1
5289 Is he trained? 1.0847 0.04384 59 55 3 1
5290 Sir, you will be charged with an animal cruelty. 1.0847 0.03657 59 54 5 0
5291 I'm looking for a missing pinata. 1.0847 0.03657 59 54 5 0
5292 You gonna be flyin' a dogpoop bag anytime soon? 1.0847 0.03657 59 54 5 0
5293 Could you just have him do his business beforehand? 1.0847 0.03657 59 54 5 0
5294 I’m going to ask you your name, you’d better not say ‘red riding hood’... 1.0847 0.03657 59 54 5 0
5295 I'm sorry, but that is not a toy consisting of a light frame with thin material stretched over it, flown in the wind at the end of a long string. You'll have to leave. 1.0847 0.03657 59 54 5 0
5296 I'm sorry, sir, but airing your airedale is strictly prohibited. 1.0847 0.03657 59 54 5 0
5297 Sir, you are going to need a pooper-scooper kite to fly that thing here. 1.0847 0.04384 59 55 3 1
5298 Please clean up after your dog lands 1.0847 0.04384 59 55 3 1
5299 Yours needs to go to the dog park! 1.0847 0.03657 59 54 5 0
5300 I don't care, the regulations say no dogs in the park! 1.0847 0.03657 59 54 5 0
5301 He's an Airedale isn't he 1.0847 0.03657 59 54 5 0
5302 ...and his brother's name is Fido 1.0847 0.03657 59 54 5 0
5303 It's an altococker spaniel. 1.0847 0.03657 59 54 5 0
5304 After he farts, you'll have to leave the park. 1.0847 0.03657 59 54 5 0
5305 OK, yes your dog's on a leash, but what's the plan for picking up after him? 1.0847 0.04384 59 55 3 1
5306 ...but officer, FIDO is not IN the park, FIDO is ABOVE the park! 1.0847 0.03657 59 54 5 0
5307 I'm sorry, but we don't multi-task in the kite park. 1.0847 0.03657 59 54 5 0
5308 No Skyote's in the park! 1.0847 0.03657 59 54 5 0
5309 First of all l, it does NOT say “Cat Park” and secondly... 1.0847 0.03657 59 54 5 0
5310 Please pickup your kites feces. 1.0847 0.04384 59 55 3 1
5311 This is not an off-leash park. 1.0847 0.04384 59 55 3 1
5312 Please keep your skye terrier on a leash at all times 1.0847 0.04384 59 55 3 1
5313 I don't care if you guys invented them. Illegal is illegal! 1.0847 0.03657 59 54 5 0
5314 Do you have a flying pooper scooper" 1.0847 0.03657 59 54 5 0
5315 She’s a rescue - can you believe it? 1.0847 0.03657 59 54 5 0
5316 '"I don't care that he's an Airedale." 1.0847 0.03657 59 54 5 0
5317 You have to take your fighting kite to the dog park area. 1.0847 0.03657 59 54 5 0
5318 Boy, you weren't kidding when you said your dog had a lot of gas. 1.0847 0.04384 59 55 3 1
5319 this is a vegan event, sir 1.0847 0.03657 59 54 5 0
5320 I have to ask you to leave. Kites over five pounds are not allowed. 1.0847 0.03657 59 54 5 0
5321 I’m sorry sir, it appears you must be separated from your kite— as you were not registered at the border! 1.0847 0.04384 59 55 3 1
5322 May I please see your doctor's letter? Only certified emotional-support animals are permitted to fly here. 1.0847 0.03657 59 54 5 0
5323 Your kite crapped on my cap. Ertucci 1.0847 0.05006 59 56 1 2
5324 The last guy said his dog had bladder control, too. 1.0847 0.04384 59 55 3 1
5325 Please don't forget your poop bag, sir. 1.0847 0.04384 59 55 3 1
5326 What do you mean, "An airedale has to be taken out for exercise like every other dog?" 1.0847 0.03657 59 54 5 0
5327 And just how do you plan to pooper-scoop? 1.0847 0.03657 59 54 5 0
5328 There are complaints about your squeaking dog. 1.0847 0.04384 59 55 3 1
5329 The Taxidermist gave man's best friend a little extra lift 1.0847 0.04384 59 55 3 1
5330 I'm trying to create Ben Franklinstein's monster out of my dead dog. 1.0847 0.03657 59 54 5 0
5331 He better not poop while up there. 1.0847 0.04384 59 55 3 1
5332 Just be sure to bring bags to clean up afterwards... yesterday was a disaster for that family picnic. 1.0847 0.03657 59 54 5 0
5333 We had an Airdale once, but we had its tail cropped and we just couldn't get it up. 1.0847 0.04384 59 55 3 1
5334 We've had complaints that you haven't been bagging his poop.. 1.0847 0.03657 59 54 5 0
5335 Just beta testing the new Trump dog treat ...spot on I'd say 1.0847 0.04384 59 55 3 1
5336 I know how the park is called. It's the howling that is against the rules. 1.0847 0.03657 59 54 5 0
5337 sorry officer, he's emotionally attached to this park. 1.0847 0.03657 59 54 5 0
5338 Sir, you should bring this entry back in 2020 1.0847 0.03657 59 54 5 0
5339 Steve Miller and his beagle meeting a fan 1.0847 0.03657 59 54 5 0
5340 I just hope that leash is retractable. 1.0847 0.03657 59 54 5 0
5341 This is taking the leash law too far. 1.0847 0.03657 59 54 5 0
5342 I don't know how you filled him with helium, but it's against the rules. 1.0847 0.03657 59 54 5 0
5343 He's one of the Wright brothers grandsons, just let him feel connected to his heritage. 1.0847 0.03657 59 54 5 0
5344 Sir, helium is a canine laxative? 1.0847 0.04384 59 55 3 1
5345 Sir, that's not how we walk our dogs here. 1.0847 0.03657 59 54 5 0
5346 I don't see the problem, she's on a leash. 1.0847 0.03657 59 54 5 0
5347 He wants to be a bird, not a bird-dog. 1.0847 0.03657 59 54 5 0
5348 Again, your dog being named, "Roosevelt Kite", does not change the fact that she is not, in fact, a kite. 1.0847 0.03657 59 54 5 0
5349 For the last time, if you're gonna fly your dog, go to the dog park. 1.0847 0.03657 59 54 5 0
5350 I’ve got to give up the weed. 1.0847 0.03657 59 54 5 0
5351 No, you can't! 1.0847 0.04384 59 55 3 1
5352 But yours isn't neutered 1.0847 0.03657 59 54 5 0
5353 Do you think the sign says 'Kite Bark' ? 1.0847 0.03657 59 54 5 0
5354 You forgot to bag his poop back there 1.0847 0.03657 59 54 5 0
5355 Sure, the rules say nothing about foxes, but you can’t use helium to fly a kite. 1.0847 0.03657 59 54 5 0
5356 ...he is independently wealthy and contributes to his own “wind” . 1.0847 0.04384 59 55 3 1
5357 So, what type of service dog is he?" "Well, he gets high so I don't have to. 1.0847 0.03657 59 54 5 0
5358 Yes even one kite-bite is Trump's no-no agenda. 1.0847 0.03657 59 54 5 0
5359 I don't care if you call it "Falla"! You can't fly it here! 1.0847 0.03657 59 54 5 0
5360 No animals allowed!" 1.0847 0.03657 59 54 5 0
5361 I know it comes complete with a tail, but helium filled dogs don't fit our requirements of a true kite. 1.0847 0.04384 59 55 3 1
5362 Even if you flew a moose, you can't fly without a license. 1.0847 0.03657 59 54 5 0
5363 Yes, I understand he's technically on a leash, but it's still not allowed. 1.0847 0.04384 59 55 3 1
5364 Sorry, but we require all kites to be spayed or neutered. 1.0847 0.04384 59 55 3 1
5365 I must say “That a Dogone Nice Kite “. 1.0847 0.03657 59 54 5 0
5366 Sorry sir, dogs are not allowed in the kite park. 1.0847 0.03657 59 54 5 0
5367 I think the expression is when pigs fly. 1.0847 0.03657 59 54 5 0
5368 Is that your idea of a box(er) kite? 1.0847 0.03657 59 54 5 0
5369 Make sure you have a pooper scooper. 1.0847 0.03657 59 54 5 0
5370 Sir, this is a Kite Park, not a Dog Park 1.0847 0.03657 59 54 5 0
5371 I'm afraid this is unsanctioned emotional support. 1.0847 0.03657 59 54 5 0
5372 Mitt Romney is suing you. 1.0847 0.04384 59 55 3 1
5373 If he poops you'll have to clean it up. 1.0847 0.03657 59 54 5 0
5374 The Dog Kite Park is next door , sir. 1.0847 0.03657 59 54 5 0
5375 I don't think that's a flying squirrel, sir. 1.0847 0.03657 59 54 5 0
5376 Okay, but keep him on the leash. 1.0847 0.03657 59 54 5 0
5377 Do you have a license for that kite? 1.0847 0.05006 59 56 1 2
5378 Ever had Updog?" "What's Updog" "Not much, what's up with you? 1.0847 0.03657 59 54 5 0
5379 Curb your dog or I'll have to write you up. 1.0847 0.04384 59 55 3 1
5380 Sir, in this Park, Pets have to wear Mouth Guards! 1.0847 0.04384 59 55 3 1
5381 At least its not raining men. 1.0847 0.03657 59 54 5 0
5382 It's not the dog that's the issue, sir. It's the droppings. 1.0847 0.03657 59 54 5 0
5383 I'm sorry but the park rules are no pets allowed. 1.0847 0.03657 59 54 5 0
5384 Not even on a leash ... 1.0847 0.03657 59 54 5 0
5385 Is he sky trained? 1.0847 0.03657 59 54 5 0
5386 Relax, he's not marking his territory. 1.0847 0.03657 59 54 5 0
5387 Hey pal, this park's got a strict policy about dogs on grass. 1.0847 0.04384 59 55 3 1
5388 I think you know why we need a urine test on him... 1.0847 0.03657 59 54 5 0
5389 Can I borrow one of your keys for something? 1.0847 0.03657 59 54 5 0
5390 It's a new trend Officer. 1.0847 0.03657 59 54 5 0
5391 Bird dog or no, he can't be here. 1.0847 0.03657 59 54 5 0
5392 Dogs must be on a leash not a string. 1.0847 0.03657 59 54 5 0
5393 You still have to pick up after your dog. 1.0847 0.03657 59 54 5 0
5394 But she IS on a leash....a very long leash! 1.0847 0.04384 59 55 3 1
5395 Sir, taxidermy is an indoor display only and not permitted in this park. 1.0847 0.03657 59 54 5 0
5396 Sir, he may be happier at the dog park." 1.0847 0.03657 59 54 5 0
5397 Your kite is filled with helium, 'cause your squirrel she ain't got no pantagium, You should not be afraid. to enter the Thanksgiving Day parade, 'cause everyone else has delirium. 1.0847 0.04384 59 55 3 1
5398 Bailey wants to Prove that dogs are smarter than pigs, George wants to test this theory on "fake news", while officer Rick writes them both a ticket for disorderly conduct. 1.0847 0.04384 59 55 3 1
5399 I'm sorry, but Skye Terriers don't count 1.0847 0.03657 59 54 5 0
5400 Haven't you heard of the "up the fluff" challenge? 1.0847 0.03657 59 54 5 0
5401 Sorry sir, you'll have to leave. Checkers is not allowed. Only dogs named Fala are allowed on the grounds. 1.0847 0.03657 59 54 5 0
5402 The park rules make no exceptions,sir. No dogs means no dogs! 1.0847 0.03657 59 54 5 0
5403 Excuse me sir, I have to ask you to come back tomorrow when Ferret kites will be allowed. 1.0847 0.04384 59 55 3 1
5404 We don't allow the use of long leashes in the park. 1.0847 0.03657 59 54 5 0
5405 Those dog 'treats' may be allowed in Colorado, but not here. 1.0847 0.03657 59 54 5 0
5406 I told him, as long as he holds his breath he'll stay up there 1.0847 0.03657 59 54 5 0
5407 He wouldn't be able to do this normally, but I've put him on a diet more recently. 1.0847 0.03657 59 54 5 0
5408 No sir, this does NOT excuse you from cleaning up after your dog when you walk him. 1.0847 0.03657 59 54 5 0
5409 Doggone Mister. Please scoop responsibly. 1.0847 0.03657 59 54 5 0
5410 The fact that it's an "Airdale" makes no difference, sir.... 1.0847 0.04384 59 55 3 1
5411 I have to write you up for flying without a dog permit. 1.0847 0.03657 59 54 5 0
5412 You know this is a dog-free zone? 1.0847 0.03657 59 54 5 0
5413 Are you aware that there is no pooping in this park? 1.0847 0.03657 59 54 5 0
5414 Sir, that doesn't count as a leash. 1.0847 0.03657 59 54 5 0
5415 but officer, if I let him go you will certainly bill me for not using a leash. 1.0847 0.03657 59 54 5 0
5416 Sir, if it was a pig, I might make an exception...please reel him in. 1.0847 0.04384 59 55 3 1
5417 You might consider the Irish wolfhound. 1.0847 0.03657 59 54 5 0
5418 I'm going to need you to remove your canine from the sky, Sir. 1.0847 0.03657 59 54 5 0
5419 When your wife told you to go fly a kite she did't mean to inflate your dog 1.0847 0.03657 59 54 5 0
5420 Sorry. You still need a leash. 1.0847 0.03657 59 54 5 0
5421 I tried that with my cat one time, but he wouldn’t stop chasing the pigeons 1.0847 0.03657 59 54 5 0
5422 STOP FEEDING THE DOG BEANS.. 1.0847 0.03657 59 54 5 0
5423 She was cited for barking up the wrong tree earlier, sir, don't let it happen again. 1.0847 0.03657 59 54 5 0
5424 I agree that it is a very innovative way to utilize road kill. Just be aware that you need to pick up any bits that fall off. 1.0847 0.04384 59 55 3 1
5425 I really know check kiting. You really know how to extend that float. 1.0847 0.03657 59 54 5 0
5426 You now need a license to fly a kite, and I need to see your credentials that prove you came to the park legally 1.0847 0.04384 59 55 3 1
5427 Do you have a license for him, sir? 1.0847 0.04384 59 55 3 1
5428 You still have to pick up... 1.0847 0.04384 59 55 3 1
5429 Hours for Low-Density Doodle flying are 6pm to sunset. 1.0847 0.03657 59 54 5 0
5430 absolutely new deal mister! 1.0847 0.04384 59 55 3 1
5431 Hope consequences for you are great considering you achieved flying a pig 1.0847 0.03657 59 54 5 0
5432 His new dog food gives him gas. 1.0847 0.03657 59 54 5 0
5433 Pick up after your kite. 1.0847 0.04384 59 55 3 1
5434 Sir, you are going to have to leave, no strings attached. 1.0847 0.03657 59 54 5 0
5435 Well, I guess he is on a leash... 1.0847 0.03657 59 54 5 0
5436 Yes I've heard of the expression it's raining cats and dogs but the sun is out 1.0847 0.03657 59 54 5 0
5437 Reel him in bub. I wanna know where this Boxer got his tail. 1.0847 0.03657 59 54 5 0
5438 I'm sorry sir, no pets allowed in the park. 1.0847 0.04384 59 55 3 1
5439 I really think that the fact that it's an 'airedale' is totally irrelevant! 1.0847 0.03657 59 54 5 0
5440 You'll have to bring him in – emotional support humans are no longer allowed. 1.0847 0.03657 59 54 5 0
5441 You're not allowed to put on the dog here. 1.0847 0.03657 59 54 5 0
5442 We're concerned what will happen after your dog, uh... passes the gas. 1.0847 0.04384 59 55 3 1
5443 No, we don't make exceptions for Airedales. 1.0847 0.03657 59 54 5 0
5444 You’ll have to either curb your dog or go fly a kite. 1.0847 0.03657 59 54 5 0
5445 Sir, about the helium dog doody ... 1.0847 0.03657 59 54 5 0
5446 Sir, just pick up after your dog! 1.0847 0.03657 59 54 5 0
5447 I don’t care if he is technically on a leash, sir. 1.0847 0.03657 59 54 5 0
5448 Yes, it has a tail, but it's still no kite. 1.0847 0.03657 59 54 5 0
5449 Yes, you do have her on a leash, but ... 1.0847 0.04384 59 55 3 1
5450 We still don't think he qualifies as a therapy dog." 1.0847 0.03657 59 54 5 0
5451 Buddy, does that dog have a leash? 1.0847 0.03657 59 54 5 0
5452 I don’t care, the dog park is down the block 1.0847 0.03657 59 54 5 0
5453 Sir, I'm not sure that qualifies as a leash 1.0847 0.04384 59 55 3 1
5454 The dog park is actually upwind from here. 1.0847 0.03657 59 54 5 0
5455 Sir - No supernatural displays here. No matter HOW ugly! Just kites 1.0847 0.03657 59 54 5 0
5456 Excuse me, the dog park is on the other side of the bushes. 1.0847 0.03657 59 54 5 0
5457 "I don't care that he is an Airedale, this is not a dog park!" 1.0847 0.04384 59 55 3 1
5458 Have you spoken to PETA about this ? 1.0847 0.03657 59 54 5 0
5459 No dogs allowed in the park without a muzzle. 1.0847 0.03657 59 54 5 0
5460 Did you forget to bring a scooper? 1.0847 0.03657 59 54 5 0
5461 No animals allowed here, Sir. Take it to the hog park. 1.0847 0.03657 59 54 5 0
5462 Your sure he’s had nothing to eat or drink in the last couple of hours? 1.0847 0.03657 59 54 5 0
5463 The tail's a little off. 1.0847 0.03657 59 54 5 0
5464 Do you have your doggie-kite pooper scooper or a plastic bag with you? 1.0847 0.04384 59 55 3 1
5465 You still have to clean that up,sir. 1.0847 0.04384 59 55 3 1
5466 Sorry, but pets are not allowed. 1.0847 0.03657 59 54 5 0
5467 Even IF is does look like FDR's Fala... 1.0847 0.03657 59 54 5 0
5468 Yes I understand that he's a bird dog but there's no hunting in the park. 1.0847 0.04384 59 55 3 1
5469 how does he manage to stay aloft? 1.0847 0.04384 59 55 3 1
5470 Excuse sir, your dog does not qualify as a kite. 1.0847 0.03657 59 54 5 0
5471 Sir, flying foxes are an endangered species. You will have to reel it in. 1.0847 0.03657 59 54 5 0
5472 No, I think it is too small for the Thanksgiving Day parade. 1.0847 0.03657 59 54 5 0
5473 I’m sorry sir, but your dog has to be on a leash. 1.0847 0.04384 59 55 3 1
5474 He's from the Flying Beagles. 1.0847 0.03657 59 54 5 0
5475 So, he can stuff it but I can't fly it? 1.0847 0.04384 59 55 3 1
5476 That's not technically a leash. 1.0847 0.04384 59 55 3 1
5477 Your Drone Permit? Admittedly a tad primitive, but never the less invasive! 1.0847 0.04384 59 55 3 1
5478 You think because you have a leash on him you're his master? He could destroy you with a flick of his wrist. Start begging fool. 1.0847 0.03657 59 54 5 0
5479 Is this part of the 'I believe in dog' movement? 1.0847 0.03657 59 54 5 0
5480 Sorry sir you're going to have to take your bloated dog over to the off lease field. 1.0847 0.03657 59 54 5 0
5481 We’re looking for a dog that invaded the Roosevelt Helium Balloon Park. 1.0847 0.03657 59 54 5 0
5482 She’s an Akita-Airedale mix. 1.0847 0.03657 59 54 5 0
5483 Well, how else do you walk an Airdale? 1.0847 0.03657 59 54 5 0
5484 ah, so That's how pigs fly. 1.0847 0.03657 59 54 5 0
5485 Su perro no es mi perro! 1.0847 0.03657 59 54 5 0
5486 Helium is a banned substance in kite flying. You're disqualified. 1.0847 0.03657 59 54 5 0
5487 Kite or no kite, he’s gotta have a license... 1.0847 0.03657 59 54 5 0
5488 Sir, does your dog aim well downward? 1.0847 0.04384 59 55 3 1
5489 Officer, you have to wait your turn! 1.0847 0.03657 59 54 5 0
5490 Well, if you see my missing watch dog – let me know. 1.0847 0.03657 59 54 5 0
5491 Sorry...He keeps getting into the helium. 1.0847 0.03657 59 54 5 0
5492 Yeah, but there's a leash law. 1.0847 0.03657 59 54 5 0
5493 Buddy, there's more to it than just having a tail. 1.0847 0.03657 59 54 5 0
5494 Show me your papers, you're violating Us airspace 1.0833 0.04312 60 56 3 1
5495 I don't care if he is a skye terrier. He's not a kite. 1.0755 0.04547 53 50 2 1
5496 The off leash area is just over the hill. 1.0755 0.03663 53 49 4 0
5497 Sir, I'm sorry, I'm going to have to charge you a pet fee to fly that here. 1.0755 0.03663 53 49 4 0
5498 Sir, If you can't dispose of your empty helium canisters properly, i'm going to have to ask you to leave the park! 1.0755 0.03663 53 49 4 0
5499 It's an inappropriate use of helium 1.0755 0.04547 53 50 2 1
5500 Joe, the dog park is down the street. 1.0755 0.03663 53 49 4 0
5501 I don’t care if it is a bird dog, you and your mutt get outa here. 1.0755 0.03663 53 49 4 0
5502 Dogs can get high too... 1.0755 0.03663 53 49 4 0
5503 Just a warning: unbagged turds are a misdemeanor. 1.0755 0.03663 53 49 4 0
5504 So, how do you think you'll scoop the poop? 1.0755 0.03663 53 49 4 0
5505 Rollo asked to hover to protect the president's children better. 1.0755 0.03663 53 49 4 0
5506 My apologies. I thought it was a bite park 1.0755 0.03663 53 49 4 0
5507 Mary Poppins sent me. She's afraid your kite will scare the birds. 1.0755 0.03663 53 49 4 0
5508 Sorry, I know the on-leash rule is full of hot air. 1.0755 0.03663 53 49 4 0
5509 It needs to pee 1.0755 0.03663 53 49 4 0
5510 Inflated" dreams of Teddy, FDR, Eleanor, or perhaps Kermit 1.0755 0.03663 53 49 4 0
5511 Air traffic control confirmed your on the wrong flight path! 1.0755 0.03663 53 49 4 0
5512 Dogs don’t need a lot of fiber. 1.0755 0.03663 53 49 4 0
5513 Just where did you get the inspiration for a flying rat? 1.0755 0.03663 53 49 4 0
5514 no leash,no play 1.0755 0.03663 53 49 4 0
5515 “Just so you know, you could have done something more ordinary” 1.0755 0.03663 53 49 4 0
5516 Yes, it's amazing that you have a flying dog as a pet, but your leash cannot be longer than six feet, sir. 1.0755 0.04547 53 50 2 1
5517 KITE TIME MOTHERFUCKERS 1.0755 0.03663 53 49 4 0
5518 The ticks here can jump 50 feet. 1.0755 0.03663 53 49 4 0
5519 Sir, I believe that's my guard dog 1.0755 0.03663 53 49 4 0
5520 Sir, no drugs allowed in the park. Even for your dog. 1.0755 0.03663 53 49 4 0
5521 I'm sure you will pick it up after, but we can't have that sort of falling debris hazard here. 1.0755 0.03663 53 49 4 0
5522 I'm sorry sir but helium dogs aren't allowed 1.0755 0.04547 53 50 2 1
5523 You also need a kite doggy droppings bag. 1.0755 0.03663 53 49 4 0
5524 The leash free area is down wind from here. 1.0755 0.03663 53 49 4 0
5525 Now that he is leashed can I see your hazardous aerial curbing permit? 1.0755 0.03663 53 49 4 0
5526 hhhh 1.0755 0.04547 53 50 2 1
5527 Airedale or not, sir, the dog has to come down. This isn't that kind of park. 1.0755 0.03663 53 49 4 0
5528 It doesn't matter if it's not close to you sir. You're still required to pick up your pet's droppings. 1.0755 0.03663 53 49 4 0
5529 You are still going to have to pick that up. 1.0755 0.03663 53 49 4 0
5530 But, Elon Musk gave this dog to me. 1.0755 0.03663 53 49 4 0
5531 Sorry sir, Thursday is Vegan Kite Day. 1.0755 0.03663 53 49 4 0
5532 He needs to be on a leash. 1.0755 0.03663 53 49 4 0
5533 Such an air headed dog, just wanted to get high. 1.0755 0.03663 53 49 4 0
5534 My dog got into my medical marijuana, I just wanted to see how high he truly is. 1.0755 0.03663 53 49 4 0
5535 You'll be paying for poop on the fly. 1.0755 0.04547 53 50 2 1
5536 Did you bring a poop bag? 1.0755 0.03663 53 49 4 0
5537 Excuse me sir, do you have a license to fly that dog? 1.0755 0.03663 53 49 4 0
5538 Maybe if it were a Milvus, but you will have to take your Canus to the dog park. 1.0755 0.04547 53 50 2 1
5539 You're dog just pooped on the roof of my car. Oh, I have a baggie, I'll pick it up. 1.0755 0.03663 53 49 4 0
5540 Ok, I get it, the dog days of summer 1.0755 0.03663 53 49 4 0
5541 I'm sorry but there are no dog kites allowed. 1.0755 0.03663 53 49 4 0
5542 Hasn't your dog got any scents? 1.0755 0.03663 53 49 4 0
5543 Coyote Park is across the street. 1.0755 0.03663 53 49 4 0
5544 That string your are holding looks very leashy! 1.0755 0.03663 53 49 4 0
5545 Sir, a kite-eating dog has escaped from the zoo. I need to check to see if your's meets the description. 1.0755 0.03663 53 49 4 0
5546 Is that supposed to be Teddy or FDR? 1.0755 0.03663 53 49 4 0
5547 Do you know why we’re receiving reports of a smelly, yellow rain that’s isolated to this area? 1.0755 0.03663 53 49 4 0
5548 You monster! Can't you see he wants a bellyrub?!? 1.0755 0.03663 53 49 4 0
5549 This is what Teddy would have wanted, officer. 1.0755 0.03663 53 49 4 0
5550 I'm sorry to inform you sir, that you will have to take that down, it's pissing on people. 1.0755 0.03663 53 49 4 0
5551 Scoop it, catch it. You still have to bag it. 1.0755 0.04547 53 50 2 1
5552 Sir, I'm afraid all dogs need to be leashed. 1.0755 0.03663 53 49 4 0
5553 I really don't understand this labtose intolerance issue. 1.0755 0.03663 53 49 4 0
5554 So I thought, hey, using helium to carbonate the soda is no big deal, is it? But didn't I go and spill the stuff all over the path. Then you came along with your dog...well, it's one thing after another, isn't it? 1.0755 0.03663 53 49 4 0
5555 This is not the rat race, sir." 1.0755 0.03663 53 49 4 0
5556 Sir, I am not wagging the dog, you are. 1.0755 0.03663 53 49 4 0
5557 Sorry Bud, no dogs allowed, flying or not. 1.0755 0.03663 53 49 4 0
5558 I’m from the Aberdeen proving grounds investigating a report of an experimental lighter than air Corgi. 1.0755 0.03663 53 49 4 0
5559 I'll agree to it technically being a kite, just please pick up after him. 1.0755 0.03663 53 49 4 0
5560 It's park policy. All dogs need to wear diapers since the incident 1.0755 0.03663 53 49 4 0
5561 Really ?, Fala was a small Scottish Terrier! 1.0755 0.03663 53 49 4 0
5562 By any chance, did my K-9 partner come through here? 1.0755 0.03663 53 49 4 0
5563 Just make sure he doesn’t get stuck in a tree 1.0755 0.03663 53 49 4 0
5564 I'm sorry sir. The by-law states your dog's leash can't be longer than 6 feet. 1.0755 0.03663 53 49 4 0
5565 Of course I'm not the owner of the dog who swallowed your helium balloons. 1.0755 0.03663 53 49 4 0
5566 I got a handful more of tabs if you need them, Sir? 1.0755 0.03663 53 49 4 0
5567 Sir, your dog needs to be on a leash, in addition to a string. 1.0755 0.03663 53 49 4 0
5568 Sir I don't care if it is an Airedale, it's still animal cruelty. 1.0755 0.03663 53 49 4 0
5569 Are you sure Trumper won't pee on the other kites? 1.0755 0.03663 53 49 4 0
5570 I think maybe you were looking for the dog park? 1.0755 0.04547 53 50 2 1
5571 I understand this is a kite park, but his name is Roosevelt and he deserves to fly too. 1.0755 0.03663 53 49 4 0
5572 It's better that the dog is so full of gas that it farts up there rather than down here. 1.0755 0.03663 53 49 4 0
5573 I don't think you're using a regulation tail. 1.0755 0.03663 53 49 4 0
5574 Sorry sir - you don’t have a long enough scoop. 1.0755 0.03663 53 49 4 0
5575 Nice try, but no dogs allowed...even on a leash. 1.0755 0.03663 53 49 4 0
5576 And now you want to be his co-pilot -- do I have that right? 1.0755 0.03663 53 49 4 0
5577 Who knew a rescue dog had been belonged to a trapeze artist? 1.0755 0.03663 53 49 4 0
5578 Sir, can I see your non-GMO certification? 1.0755 0.03663 53 49 4 0
5579 You missed the whole point... an opportunity to get off the leash! 1.0755 0.03663 53 49 4 0
5580 Sir, I've been getting complaints. You need to keep your kite under control and pick up after it or we will have to ask you to leave" 1.0755 0.03663 53 49 4 0
5581 It's a "kite park," not a "kit park." 1.0755 0.03663 53 49 4 0
5582 Believe me, the dog is real. 1.0755 0.03663 53 49 4 0
5583 As long as he stays in the stratosphere, you can fly him of leash. 1.0755 0.03663 53 49 4 0
5584 Quit feeding him beans. 1.0755 0.03663 53 49 4 0
5585 Walk your dog, sir, don’t fly it. 1.0755 0.03663 53 49 4 0
5586 Sir, assisting a dog to chase planes is a felony. 1.0755 0.03663 53 49 4 0
5587 You’ll have to reel him in. Leashes are restricted to 8 feet or shorter 1.0755 0.04547 53 50 2 1
5588 Pigs do seem to be flying nowadays, but they’re not helium filled pets. 1.0755 0.03663 53 49 4 0
5589 President Roosevelt would like Fala back now. 1.0755 0.03663 53 49 4 0
5590 I'm here just to investigate check kiting. 1.0755 0.03663 53 49 4 0
5591 No, no sir everything is fine just be sure to clean up after your pet. 1.0755 0.03663 53 49 4 0
5592 Hey, I'm back. 1.0755 0.03663 53 49 4 0
5593 Sir, I understand that your dog came with strings attached, but a kite he's not! 1.0755 0.03663 53 49 4 0
5594 Sorry, but the fact that you got kicked out of the dog park doesn't make this right. 1.0755 0.03663 53 49 4 0
5595 May I Have A Go? 1.0741 0.03597 54 50 4 0
5596 I don't care if he does like helium infused beer! 1.0741 0.03597 54 50 4 0
5597 I can't help my lighter-than-airedale. 1.0741 0.03597 54 50 4 0
5598 I thought it was legal to get high as a kite now, Officer! 1.0741 0.03597 54 50 4 0
5599 Well, we don't like your labels. 1.0741 0.03597 54 50 4 0
5600 You should have walked him first. There is a gentleman over there who walked under your "kite" at the wrong time. 1.0741 0.03597 54 50 4 0
5601 Sir, this is not a dog friendly park. 1.0741 0.03597 54 50 4 0
5602 Sir, I don't care if your dog IS named Eleanor ... or Franklin even, this park is for kites-only!" 1.0741 0.04464 54 51 2 1
5603 Yes, kites have tails and your dog has a tail, but that doesn't mean he's a kite. 1.0714 0.03473 56 52 4 0
5604 I'm afraid you'll have to stop, you're obviously not curbing your dog. 1.0714 0.03473 56 52 4 0
5605 The other park guests are complaining that it's raining. The problem seems to be your dog. 1.0714 0.03473 56 52 4 0
5606 Sorry mister no dogs allowed. 1.0714 0.03473 56 52 4 0
5607 I think your scaring the children. 1.0714 0.03473 56 52 4 0
5608 ¨Everything is possible for those who believe¨ 1.0714 0.03473 56 52 4 0
5609 Sir, you need to have a pooper scooper and baggy if you’re going to fly your dog in this park. 1.0714 0.03473 56 52 4 0
5610 So have you been a taxadermist long? 1.0714 0.03473 56 52 4 0
5611 Just don’t let him off leash - that breed has poor recall. 1.0714 0.03473 56 52 4 0
5612 Thanks for not using a collar. 1.0714 0.03473 56 52 4 0
5613 Sorry sir, Airedales are not permitted at the Kite Park. 1.0714 0.04307 56 53 2 1
5614 Yes, while there's no rule saying you can't fly your dog here, it does violate certain universal laws... 1.0714 0.03473 56 52 4 0
5615 We're investigating a vicious attack on a kite. Seen anything? 1.0714 0.03473 56 52 4 0
5616 No, we don't both agree that he's still on a lead. 1.0714 0.03473 56 52 4 0
5617 Actually, FDR stands for Flying Dogs restricted. 1.0714 0.03473 56 52 4 0
5618 I told him not to eat the balloon. 1.0714 0.03473 56 52 4 0
5619 I don’t care if he’s an airedale, no dogs! 1.0714 0.03473 56 52 4 0
5620 Whether he's a fan of Marry Poppins or not is irrelevant... The dog park is two blocks up on the right. 1.0714 0.03473 56 52 4 0
5621 I don't care if it helps catch the wind. Get it down! 1.0714 0.03473 56 52 4 0
5622 We've had a report of 'kite fouling'. 1.0714 0.03473 56 52 4 0
5623 This is why your wife left you. 1.0714 0.03473 56 52 4 0
5624 Technically, it's not a leash. 1.0714 0.03473 56 52 4 0
5625 You should prepare yourself later for a rather large fart. 1.0714 0.03473 56 52 4 0
5626 dog park is two hills over. 1.0714 0.03473 56 52 4 0
5627 It’s a boxer kite! 1.0714 0.03473 56 52 4 0
5628 Doggone it,this is supposed to be a a dog free park! Marjorie Yokum Bend, OR 97702 1.0714 0.03473 56 52 4 0
5629 I'm sorry, sir, but Flying Dog Day is Thursdays only. 1.0714 0.03473 56 52 4 0
5630 Sorry Sir, this is an off-leash park. 1.0714 0.03473 56 52 4 0
5631 What's wrong with you? There are kids here! Road-kill filled with gas is not wanted. Please go. 1.0714 0.03473 56 52 4 0
5632 How many times to do I have to tell you, you have to keep your dog on a leash 1.0714 0.03473 56 52 4 0
5633 Sir,I am going to have to check his rates tag. 1.0714 0.03473 56 52 4 0
5634 I appreciate your effort, but you're still going to have to take your dog up the road to the dog park. 1.0714 0.03473 56 52 4 0
5635 I don't care if his name is Teddy...no dogs allowed. 1.0714 0.03473 56 52 4 0
5636 The other flyers said they need more tailwind. 1.0714 0.04307 56 53 2 1
5637 He got into the bowl of Baja beans. 1.0714 0.04307 56 53 2 1
5638 not a kite.its my Airedale. 1.0714 0.03473 56 52 4 0
5639 I suggest you reel in your retriever, Sir. 1.0714 0.03473 56 52 4 0
5640 I'm sorry sir, we don't allow dogs in the park even if they are on a leash. 1.0714 0.04307 56 53 2 1
5641 Doggone it....only kites should be flown here. 1.0714 0.04307 56 53 2 1
5642 Living by the heaven in hell. 1.0714 0.03473 56 52 4 0
5643 A kite, not Akita... 1.0714 0.03473 56 52 4 0
5644 Is he higher than a kite? 1.0714 0.04307 56 53 2 1
5645 I don’t care if he does have gas, you can’t fly your dog. 1.0714 0.03473 56 52 4 0
5646 If anything drops outta that dog, you need to pick it up. Understand? 1.0714 0.03473 56 52 4 0
5647 Sir, as I told you, dogs are not permitted here. But, nice try! 1.0714 0.03473 56 52 4 0
5648 Just make sure you clean up afterwards. 1.0714 0.03473 56 52 4 0
5649 Sir, city ordinances do not allow you to walk your dog that way. 1.0714 0.03473 56 52 4 0
5650 ...Exactly where is he keeping his poop scoop? 1.0714 0.04307 56 53 2 1
5651 What happens when he gets tired? 1.0714 0.03473 56 52 4 0
5652 About time you started leash training. 1.0714 0.03473 56 52 4 0
5653 Just keep it away from the Sheep Meadow. 1.0714 0.03473 56 52 4 0
5654 Sir, this is an off-leash dog zone. 1.0714 0.03473 56 52 4 0
5655 Your kite is not politically correct. 1.0714 0.03473 56 52 4 0
5656 Um, sir, the Trump administration's park is down the hill. 1.0714 0.03473 56 52 4 0
5657 Dead dogs don't go to heaven, but this is a close second. 1.0714 0.03473 56 52 4 0
5658 I'm glad that your dog feels like such a free spirit, but you will have to restrict him to our dog park. Besides if he poops, it could, well, get very unpleasant. 1.0714 0.03473 56 52 4 0
5659 Fine. So your name is Roosevelt. You still can’t fly a taxidermy kite in this park. 1.0714 0.04307 56 53 2 1
5660 Excuse me sir, I think your kite just peed on a kid. 1.0714 0.03473 56 52 4 0
5661 Sorry, yelling “Fore!” isn’t working and you’re doggy bags are “Johnny come lately.” 1.0714 0.03473 56 52 4 0
5662 We don't charge only for flying pigs. 1.0714 0.04307 56 53 2 1
5663 He's always said he wanted to be higher than a kite. 1.0714 0.03473 56 52 4 0
5664 Are you sure she said, 'Go fly the dog'" 1.0714 0.04307 56 53 2 1
5665 Sir, kite chasing is not allowed in this park. 1.0702 0.03413 57 53 4 0
5666 He has an inflated view of you game wardens 1.0702 0.03413 57 53 4 0
5667 Actually, it's more trapezoidal than triangular. 1.0702 0.03413 57 53 4 0
5668 Who's a fancy man? You're a fancy man! 1.0702 0.03413 57 53 4 0
5669 Sir, I told you, no dogs allowed! 1.0702 0.03413 57 53 4 0
5670 I don’t care if she likes the wind in her ears, she’s off-leash. 1.0702 0.03413 57 53 4 0
5671 PETA Told Us You Cannot Fly In Designated Air Traffic At This Time 1.0702 0.03413 57 53 4 0
5672 Sir, all dogs must be on a leash, not a string. 1.0702 0.03413 57 53 4 0
5673 What do you mean that you were on the dog walk when a stiff breeze came along? 1.0702 0.03413 57 53 4 0
5674 OK, I'll grant that he's technically on a leash. But that's not the point. 1.0702 0.03413 57 53 4 0
5675 No, there's no law against it, but the President just issued an executive order - she'll have to come down. 1.0702 0.03413 57 53 4 0
5676 You have a right to protest the decision to re-purpose the dog park, but I need to see your permit. 1.0702 0.03413 57 53 4 0
5677 This is no longer a dog park. Except that. 1.0702 0.03413 57 53 4 0
5678 Airedale or not, the dog park is down road. 1.0702 0.04233 57 54 2 1
5679 I know you say he's a Skye terrier, but he's still in the wrong park. 1.0702 0.04233 57 54 2 1
5680 Yes, just not a flying dog park. 1.0702 0.03413 57 53 4 0
5681 Your dog may think he's a bird but he's certainly no kite! 1.0702 0.04233 57 54 2 1
5682 I'm sorry but the 'No Dogs Allowed' park policy extends to air rights. 1.0702 0.03413 57 53 4 0
5683 Is this your flight of Fancy...Sir? 1.0702 0.03413 57 53 4 0
5684 I dom't care.It does not say DOG park.Please leave. 1.0702 0.04233 57 54 2 1
5685 We became suspicious when we received reports about a high-pitched barking. 1.0702 0.03413 57 53 4 0
5686 Look, sir, I don't care if your dog thinks he's an eagle. The law clearly states that leashes in the park must be no longer than six feet. 1.0702 0.03413 57 53 4 0
5687 Air Bud 12: Kite Bark Violation 1.0702 0.03413 57 53 4 0
5688 I've always wondered what Rudolph does to prepare for Christmas. 1.0702 0.03413 57 53 4 0
5689 I don.t care how it flies but if it i not mad of paper and sticks you're gonna have to take it down 1.0702 0.04233 57 54 2 1
5690 I'm sorry, sir, but all pets must be on a leash -- no exceptions." 1.0702 0.03413 57 53 4 0
5691 yes officer, you're right, now please kindly fuck off and scratch your putrid pussy. 1.0702 0.03413 57 53 4 0
5692 He does this every time he takes drugs. 1.0702 0.03413 57 53 4 0
5693 I don't care what it looks like, that's not a Skye Terrier. 1.0702 0.03413 57 53 4 0
5694 That's why I asked you to clean up your food kites in the first place. 1.0702 0.03413 57 53 4 0
5695 Service dogs only! 1.0702 0.03413 57 53 4 0
5696 Didn't you see the sign...no dogs allowed in the park. 1.0702 0.03413 57 53 4 0
5697 Hey buddy, you can't fly that drone here. 1.0702 0.04233 57 54 2 1
5698 Still cheaper than a wall. 1.0702 0.04233 57 54 2 1
5699 Sorry sir, you'll need a parachute for that dog kite. 1.0702 0.03413 57 53 4 0
5700 You don't have to pretend- stealing an animal from the zoo and flying it here,as if it's a kite! 1.0702 0.04233 57 54 2 1
5701 It’s all good now, but what are you going to do about the landing? 1.0702 0.03413 57 53 4 0
5702 I'm sorry to keep hounding you, but you really can't fly that here. 1.0702 0.03413 57 53 4 0
5703 Sir, we object to you demonstrating FDR is a sly fox. 1.0702 0.03413 57 53 4 0
5704 Is this the new 2018 trend? Flying your dogs instead of walking them? 1.0702 0.03413 57 53 4 0
5705 Sir, I believe you are looking for the Filled with Hot Air Park, located down the street, at 1600 Penn. Ave, Washington D.C. 1.0702 0.03413 57 53 4 0
5706 Sorry sir, dogs are not allowed 1.0702 0.03413 57 53 4 0
5707 Yes, but we don't have to clean up after the others. 1.0702 0.03413 57 53 4 0
5708 Sir, the dog kite park is down the street. 1.0702 0.03413 57 53 4 0
5709 When it comes down, you can't walk it. 1.0702 0.03413 57 53 4 0
5710 Sir, I'm afraid we can't allow you to fly a kite that could be construed as making a mockery of our president. 1.0702 0.03413 57 53 4 0
5711 Your dog has been sniffing something. 1.0702 0.03413 57 53 4 0
5712 Even if he is the most amazing bird dog in the world, he's still not allowed in the park. 1.0702 0.04233 57 54 2 1
5713 Just because this park is named after that socialist is no reason why we should want a bunch of kooks hanging out here. 1.0702 0.04233 57 54 2 1
5714 Sorry, you can’t fly your dog here, but you can in the Checkers dog fly park, right next to the LBJ horse fly park. 1.0702 0.03413 57 53 4 0
5715 I know it doesn't say anything about how long a leash can be, but... 1.0702 0.03413 57 53 4 0
5716 Socializing him with toy breeds won't help, Carl. 1.0702 0.03413 57 53 4 0
5717 Sir, you need to take your kite over to the dog park. 1.0702 0.04233 57 54 2 1
5718 Excuse me, it's against the law for dogs to get high here. 1.0702 0.03413 57 53 4 0
5719 The Origami kite contest is in the Roosevelt Kite Park in Washington State. 1.0600 0.03393 50 47 3 0
5720 Yes, kites fly with the wind, but they don't squeal, so technically yours is not a kite. 1.0600 0.03393 50 47 3 0
5721 I hope you're planning on picking up after your pet, should it be necessary. 1.0600 0.03393 50 47 3 0
5722 Just to Let you know, the dog needs to stay on leash. 1.0600 0.03393 50 47 3 0
5723 Yes, all dogs, kite herder breeds included, are banned. 1.0577 0.04266 52 50 1 1
5724 Sorry Sir, dogs are not permitted in the kite park. 1.0577 0.03265 52 49 3 0
5725 I don't care if it's an Airedale, bring him down now! 1.0577 0.04266 52 50 1 1
5726 Sir, just because you named your dog Roosevelt, doesn't mean... 1.0577 0.03265 52 49 3 0
5727 I’m sorry sir, but you’re only allowed to fly pigs in this park. 1.0577 0.03265 52 49 3 0
5728 Sir, I'm going to have to have you curb your kite. 1.0577 0.03265 52 49 3 0
5729 This is the kite run. The dog run is at Lincoln Park. 1.0577 0.04266 52 50 1 1
5730 I'm sorry, sir, but the tail on your dog does not meet minimum length standards for Kite Park flight. 1.0577 0.03265 52 49 3 0
5731 You've taken this Flying Dog thing a bit too far this time, Mr Steadman. 1.0577 0.03265 52 49 3 0
5732 Sir. The Roosevelt DOG Park is two blocks west. 1.0577 0.03265 52 49 3 0
5733 Your leash should be no more than six feet long. 1.0577 0.03265 52 49 3 0
5734 Well, don't you think you better run on home is get your kite out of the dog cage? 1.0577 0.03265 52 49 3 0
5735 I’m sorry he are your whole stash but you still have to leave. 1.0577 0.03265 52 49 3 0
5736 People are complaining you haven't picked up after your kite. 1.0577 0.04266 52 50 1 1
5737 She was getting jealous of how much attention the kite was receiving 1.0577 0.03265 52 49 3 0
5738 The bird dog park is over this hill. 1.0577 0.04266 52 50 1 1
5739 Just be sure to pick up after your dog. 1.0577 0.03265 52 49 3 0
5740 So he huffs and puffs a little helium? Better than people's houses, no? 1.0577 0.03265 52 49 3 0
5741 if you don't pick it up, i have to write you a ticket 1.0577 0.03265 52 49 3 0
5742 I don’t care if his name is Roosevelt , no dogs allowed in this park 1.0577 0.04266 52 50 1 1
5743 I'm here to seize your children. 1.0577 0.03265 52 49 3 0
5744 Sorry sir. Your dog can't be in the park. He's high as a kite! 1.0577 0.03265 52 49 3 0
5745 Hey Fala, No dogs allowed! 1.0577 0.03265 52 49 3 0
5746 I'm afraid if your kite continues humping the others we will have to ask you to leave. 1.0577 0.03265 52 49 3 0
5747 Sorry. We're free-range-animal free. 1.0577 0.03265 52 49 3 0
5748 You're disqualified because you don't have the proper number of sticks in your kite. 1.0577 0.04266 52 50 1 1
5749 No pets, unless they're diapered. 1.0577 0.03265 52 49 3 0
5750 Oh, the non-humanity. 1.0577 0.03265 52 49 3 0
5751 I don't suppose you'd know anything about a missing drone 1.0577 0.03265 52 49 3 0
5752 If he poops on someone, you, sir, will not be lucky. 1.0577 0.03265 52 49 3 0
5753 You’ll have to curb your kite. 1.0577 0.03265 52 49 3 0
5754 Look, its a flying pig 1.0577 0.04266 52 50 1 1
5755 I've never seen a wild thing sorry for itself - until now. 1.0577 0.04266 52 50 1 1
5756 I don't care if he's up in the air 30 feet , this park has a strict Scoop Your Dog's Poop policy which you have not been following. 1.0577 0.03265 52 49 3 0
5757 This is not what we meant when we say "Keep your dog on a leash." 1.0577 0.03265 52 49 3 0
5758 Have you tried an anti-tick spray? 1.0577 0.04266 52 50 1 1
5759 But next time I see your wife up there, you'll have to go the drone section. 1.0577 0.03265 52 49 3 0
5760 Excuse me sir. We're gonna need Air Bud for the prequel. 1.0577 0.03265 52 49 3 0
5761 Just because your pooch is flyin' high, you still have to clean up after him. 1.0577 0.03265 52 49 3 0
5762 They didn’t exactly step in it...but given the point of impact, I’m pretty sure it came from your dog. 1.0577 0.03265 52 49 3 0
5763 Sorry, this is a vegetarian only park. 1.0577 0.03265 52 49 3 0
5764 Dogfights are prohibited in the park. 1.0577 0.03265 52 49 3 0
5765 Sir, the balloon animal park is next door. 1.0577 0.03265 52 49 3 0
5766 For obvious reasons, you can only fly your dog at the dog park. 1.0577 0.03265 52 49 3 0
5767 Sir, please do not use living objects as your kite. 1.0577 0.03265 52 49 3 0
5768 I don’t care if he is a big elon musk or spacex fan! 1.0577 0.03265 52 49 3 0
5769 Sorry sir, but we only allow the original Roosevelt taxidermy dog kite. 1.0577 0.03265 52 49 3 0
5770 I regret I have to arrest you for violating Article 6(b) of the law prohibiting flying dogs in the park. 1.0577 0.03265 52 49 3 0
5771 Sir, this is not an off leash park. 1.0577 0.03265 52 49 3 0
5772 It’d be bad enough if he poops, but I throw the book when I see an elephant fly. 1.0577 0.03265 52 49 3 0
5773 Hot air aside, sir, I have to report this as endangerment. 1.0577 0.03265 52 49 3 0
5774 A MAGA hat? Get out, you fascist! 1.0577 0.03265 52 49 3 0
5775 Mr. Romney, we've been over this. 1.0577 0.03265 52 49 3 0
5776 The sign never specify the type of leash officer. 1.0577 0.03265 52 49 3 0
5777 I'm sorry but this park is not dog kite friendly. 1.0577 0.03265 52 49 3 0
5778 Sanitation says put a diaper on him, or leave. 1.0577 0.03265 52 49 3 0
5779 We’ve had several complaints that your kite is splattering and making yellow rain 1.0577 0.03265 52 49 3 0
5780 That's prohibited by aerodynamics. 1.0577 0.04266 52 50 1 1
5781 This is a kite-flying park, not a dog-flying park, sir. 1.0577 0.03265 52 49 3 0
5782 I don't believe rats have First Amendment rights. 1.0577 0.04266 52 50 1 1
5783 Hey buddy, Ben Franklin used a key, not a Keeshond. 1.0577 0.03265 52 49 3 0
5784 So,happy days are here again? 1.0577 0.03265 52 49 3 0
5785 I'm going to keep YOU on a short leash 1.0577 0.03265 52 49 3 0
5786 That's not a 'kite'. It's a 'tethered flying rat likeness'. If you want to fly that thing, you need to go to the 'tethered flying rat likeness' park. 1.0577 0.03265 52 49 3 0
5787 Nice cup of peppermint tea right after eating. That's my advice. 1.0577 0.03265 52 49 3 0
5788 Do you really call it your Ruff Rider? 1.0577 0.03265 52 49 3 0
5789 I suppose your gonna tell me he ate your Three Musketeers Bar. 1.0577 0.03265 52 49 3 0
5790 No sir, no problem. That's one smart dog you got. 1.0577 0.03265 52 49 3 0
5791 Sorry sir, but string is not a leash. 1.0577 0.04266 52 50 1 1
5792 Sorry, sir. Road-kill kites aren’t allowed in the park. 1.0577 0.03265 52 49 3 0
5793 So it's to signal the dog days of summer? 1.0577 0.04266 52 50 1 1
5794 It's easier to walk a kite at the dog park. 1.0577 0.03265 52 49 3 0
5795 I'm sorry, sir, but dogs aren't allowed in the air space either. 1.0577 0.03265 52 49 3 0
5796 Sir, I am afraid you're in violation of the flying feces ordinance. 1.0577 0.03265 52 49 3 0
5797 I don't care what your dog's name is. You can't fly him here. 1.0577 0.03265 52 49 3 0
5798 I don't care if it's scaring the children, Roosevelt loved taxidermy. 1.0577 0.03265 52 49 3 0
5799 I don't care if you'll clean up after, you're scaring all the kids. 1.0577 0.03265 52 49 3 0
5800 At this park, you're required to keep your dog on a leash. 1.0577 0.03265 52 49 3 0
5801 We don't want a plague in our park, you'll have to leave. 1.0566 0.03205 53 50 3 0
5802 I told you no pets allowed! 1.0566 0.04186 53 51 1 1
5803 I don’t care if you filled him full of helium, this is a kite park not a flying creature park 1.0566 0.03205 53 50 3 0
5804 Sorry, Sir, pets on drug-induced highs are not welcome in this park. 1.0566 0.03205 53 50 3 0
5805 Sorry, but no animals are allowed to be higher than a kite. 1.0566 0.03205 53 50 3 0
5806 Excuse me, sir, but the Dog Park is on SOUTH Roosevelt. 1.0566 0.03205 53 50 3 0
5807 Is there anything wrong with my kite? Apparently nothing... I am just fact-checking. 1.0566 0.03205 53 50 3 0
5808 FDR, not Teddy 1.0566 0.03205 53 50 3 0
5809 I’m sorry. Your dog has to be on a leash, not a tether. 1.0566 0.04186 53 51 1 1
5810 Please stop trying to fuck with the other kites. 1.0566 0.03205 53 50 3 0
5811 Sir, I must insist that you bring a baggie next time. 1.0566 0.03205 53 50 3 0
5812 I'm sorry, sir, we don't allow airdales in th park." 1.0566 0.03205 53 50 3 0
5813 Did you know that its illegal to fly a stray? 1.0566 0.03205 53 50 3 0
5814 I don't care if he is an Airedale named Orville. He belongs in the dog park. 1.0566 0.03205 53 50 3 0
5815 But he must be on a leash. 1.0566 0.03205 53 50 3 0
5816 The dog-free zone includes airspace. 1.0566 0.03205 53 50 3 0
5817 The problem isn't the leash, it's the little poop bombs. 1.0566 0.03205 53 50 3 0
5818 I've got my eye on you...dogfights are not allowed! 1.0566 0.04186 53 51 1 1
5819 Animal Control doesn't care about fun, Ben Franklin. 1.0566 0.03205 53 50 3 0
5820 This hasnps%253A%252F%252Fwww.newyorker.com%252Fcartoons%252Fcontest%2523thisweek%253Freload%253Dtrue%22} 1.0566 0.03205 53 50 3 0
5821 Please let go the string and go home 1.0566 0.03205 53 50 3 0
5822 I'm punishing him for eating the balloon bouquet. 1.0566 0.03205 53 50 3 0
5823 If it’s windy, why aren’t my pants fluttering? 1.0566 0.03205 53 50 3 0
5824 Service dog or not, you still need a kite here. 1.0566 0.04186 53 51 1 1
5825 Did you drag an iron over your pet dog to make a pretty kite? The ASPCA accuses you of murder, that’s all, folks. 1.0566 0.03205 53 50 3 0
5826 The spirit of the law vs. the letter of the law: "No dogs on grass." 1.0566 0.03205 53 50 3 0
5827 You get style points for the doggy costume, but no drones allowed. 1.0566 0.03205 53 50 3 0
5828 Sir, have you seen the kite with the flat little boy. 1.0566 0.03205 53 50 3 0
5829 Wow more than just one tail! 1.0566 0.03205 53 50 3 0
5830 The pigs did say he was full of hot air 1.0566 0.03205 53 50 3 0
5831 Sir, your comfort animal is making the other flyers nervous. 1.0566 0.03205 53 50 3 0
5832 Sir, he's not going to find his tail any faster up there. 1.0566 0.03205 53 50 3 0
5833 I'm sorry, sir. The dog flying park is a few blocks south of here. 1.0566 0.03205 53 50 3 0
5834 No, this would not be considered disrupting the government. 1.0566 0.03205 53 50 3 0
5835 Technically, sir, that's a balloon, not a kite 1.0566 0.03205 53 50 3 0
5836 I thought it was a dog park. 1.0566 0.03205 53 50 3 0
5837 You are in direct violation of the Leash Law. 1.0566 0.03205 53 50 3 0
5838 You're fine as long as he's leashed, sir. 1.0566 0.03205 53 50 3 0
5839 No dogs allowed. Hot Airedale or not! 1.0566 0.03205 53 50 3 0
5840 I’m sorry. The rules clearly state that the tail must be at least three feet long. 1.0566 0.03205 53 50 3 0
5841 Sir, is that Fala? 1.0566 0.03205 53 50 3 0
5842 Sir, the park is only open weekdays for the dog days of summer. 1.0566 0.03205 53 50 3 0
5843 Sir, why don't you fly a real kite? 1.0566 0.03205 53 50 3 0
5844 I see that your dog has taken "play dead" literally. Now he insists on ascending to heaven. 1.0566 0.03205 53 50 3 0
5845 You can fly only for the four freedoms here. For freedom of expression, you should go to the White House. 1.0566 0.03205 53 50 3 0
5846 Sorry, sir, there are no dogs allowed in the park's air space. 1.0566 0.03205 53 50 3 0
5847 Don't forget to pick up after your dog. 1.0566 0.03205 53 50 3 0
5848 Your entry application was for a box, not a fox kite 1.0566 0.03205 53 50 3 0
5849 Sorry Sorry sir, but drones are not allowed, not e even on a string. 1.0566 0.03205 53 50 3 0
5850 You know dogs aren't allowed in this park. 1.0566 0.03205 53 50 3 0
5851 No! And I don't care if his name IS Fala! 1.0566 0.03205 53 50 3 0
5852 Why our hard earned investments donot fly sky high like these scraping kites? 1.0566 0.03205 53 50 3 0
5853 You cannot fly extinct kite here. 1.0566 0.03205 53 50 3 0
5854 It was the kite that ratted you out. 1.0566 0.04186 53 51 1 1
5855 Multiple visitors have complained that your kite is not neutered. 1.0566 0.03205 53 50 3 0
5856 He says it allows him to get above the fray of dog parks. 1.0566 0.04186 53 51 1 1
5857 Just because it has a tail... 1.0566 0.03205 53 50 3 0
5858 No, Sir, Mr. Romney is only running for Senate, this time 1.0566 0.03205 53 50 3 0
5859 I would advise you to stop hyper-rationalizing with me. 1.0566 0.03205 53 50 3 0
5860 Park rules explicitly state, your dog must be on a leash! 1.0566 0.03205 53 50 3 0
5861 This is what he was bred for? 1.0566 0.04186 53 51 1 1
5862 Excuse me, Sir. This is a family-friendly park. You cannot smoke weed here. 1.0566 0.03205 53 50 3 0
5863 What do you do when it poops? 1.0566 0.03205 53 50 3 0
5864 Simply amazing. Another white dude who can’t read a mother f’n sign. 1.0566 0.03205 53 50 3 0
5865 No, I don't care what the dog whisperer suggested 1.0566 0.03205 53 50 3 0
5866 Sir, this lawn is pet free. 1.0566 0.03205 53 50 3 0
5867 Yes, I see he's on a leash, Sir, but where are his tags? 1.0566 0.03205 53 50 3 0
5868 Sir, in addition to your supposed International Peace Day protest not making much sense, a kite park is no place to disrespect the laws of physics. 1.0566 0.03205 53 50 3 0
5869 Pardon me sir, but I am guessing you are from one of the states with legalized use and you were smoking it with your dog in the room!! He seems to be higher than a Kite! 1.0566 0.03205 53 50 3 0
5870 Uh...Sir! You're gonna' have to park that kite. 1.0566 0.03205 53 50 3 0
5871 Sir, are you aware that your breed of dog is banned from flying? 1.0566 0.03205 53 50 3 0
5872 You're right that you've complied with the leash law, but it is illegal to kill your neighbor's dog, stretch its preserved skin onto a lightweight carbon frame, and fill the corpse with helium as you have done. You're coming downtown with me. 1.0566 0.03205 53 50 3 0
5873 I’m pretty sure he’s in London and he doesn’t own a dog. 1.0566 0.03205 53 50 3 0
5874 Ordinance 4205 of code enforcement specifically makes the flying of dogs illegal. 1.0566 0.03205 53 50 3 0
5875 Hey! Take your dog home. This is not a dog park! 1.0566 0.03205 53 50 3 0
5876 There are some concerns about a drone wolf, sir. 1.0566 0.03205 53 50 3 0
5877 Mister, we told you last week. Stop letting him watch MSNBC. Need thing you know, he'll be running this park. And what'll I do then? Leave Portland for a real job? 1.0566 0.03205 53 50 3 0
5878 Ben Franklin Park is the next one over. 1.0566 0.03205 53 50 3 0
5879 I don't care if your dog likes sucking on helium, he doesn't qualify as a balloon. 1.0566 0.03205 53 50 3 0
5880 Unless that's a certified therapy animal, I'm afraid you're going to have to reel it in. 1.0566 0.03205 53 50 3 0
5881 Does this make my butt look big? 1.0566 0.03205 53 50 3 0
5882 I assume he's paper trained 1.0566 0.03205 53 50 3 0
5883 That's not what we mean by leash. 1.0566 0.03205 53 50 3 0
5884 I have sosme keys. Ready to try the electricity thing? 1.0566 0.03205 53 50 3 0
5885 Your dog is not a kite. I want him to see the world. That's his ambition. 1.0566 0.03205 53 50 3 0
5886 -- No, Sir, the DOG park is on the East side. 1.0566 0.03205 53 50 3 0
5887 You're right, the Roosevelts didn't anticipate this. 1.0566 0.03205 53 50 3 0
5888 We proscribe biomorphic kites as invariably sexist. 1.0566 0.03205 53 50 3 0
5889 I trust you have those little plastic bags for when your kite poops out. 1.0566 0.03205 53 50 3 0
5890 This is the city kite park. The dog park is in the suburbs. 1.0566 0.03205 53 50 3 0
5891 Nice try, but the dog park is over there. 1.0566 0.03205 53 50 3 0
5892 I do not care if Bill Clinton did it in 1998, no dogs allowed. 1.0566 0.03205 53 50 3 0
5893 Is your dog sky trained? 1.0566 0.03205 53 50 3 0
5894 The dog park is located at 30 feet high. 1.0566 0.03205 53 50 3 0
5895 All kites must be on a leash. Please clean up after your kite. 1.0566 0.04186 53 51 1 1
5896 He poops again and you're out. 1.0566 0.03205 53 50 3 0
5897 I'm sorry, sir, but dogs are not allowed in this park. 1.0566 0.03205 53 50 3 0
5898 Sir! Don't have you flying dog piss on my shoes, then tell me it's raining! 1.0566 0.03205 53 50 3 0
5899 We are not amused by your flying rat. You will be deported immediately, even though you are a twelfth generation American and you do not know where your ancestors came from. 1.0566 0.03205 53 50 3 0
5900 No dogs allowed on the grass OR in the air. 1.0566 0.03205 53 50 3 0
5901 It's part of the New Deal, no yellow dogs allowed. 1.0566 0.03205 53 50 3 0
5902 Legalizing marijuana has had some unexpected effects hasn’t it. 1.0566 0.03205 53 50 3 0
5903 I'm afraid we're going to have to insist that you clean up after your kite. 1.0566 0.03205 53 50 3 0
5904 I’m sorry sir, but this is a vegan kite park 1.0566 0.03205 53 50 3 0
5905 There are better ways to celebrate the 61st anniversary of Laika's launch. 1.0566 0.04186 53 51 1 1
5906 Sorry,but you're scaring the other kites. 1.0566 0.03205 53 50 3 0
5907 I don't care if he'll come down after he farts, the dog-walking park is over there! 1.0566 0.03205 53 50 3 0
5908 Sorry, sir, you'll have to leave. This is Vegan Day. 1.0566 0.04186 53 51 1 1
5909 Sir, a woman from the SPCA would like a word with you. 1.0566 0.03205 53 50 3 0
5910 He needs more tail. 1.0566 0.03205 53 50 3 0
5911 I don't think that strikes the proper note of middle aged whimsy. 1.0566 0.03205 53 50 3 0
5912 You've got to stop feeding him the gassy food! 1.0566 0.03205 53 50 3 0
5913 Sir, dogs are not allowed in this area, even on-leash. 1.0566 0.03205 53 50 3 0
5914 Joe, you're a good man for always cleaning up, but I told you years ago it's a crappy idea that would never catch on. 1.0566 0.04186 53 51 1 1
5915 I say hey! Dinosaur is - no more is. What do you say? Will we go that way 1.0566 0.03205 53 50 3 0
5916 Excuse me sir, the other kite flyers have asked me to enforce the pooper scooper regulations. 1.0566 0.04186 53 51 1 1
5917 Your kite is unattended at the dog park. 1.0566 0.03205 53 50 3 0
5918 Hey Matthew. It looks like the dog's tail's too short! 1.0566 0.03205 53 50 3 0
5919 The “Trump Babies” were all sold out. 1.0566 0.03205 53 50 3 0
5920 With the new breed of ultralights a hat is required but umbrella is better. 1.0566 0.03205 53 50 3 0
5921 I don't care if he can fly - if your dog keeps sniffing tails, take it to the dog run. 1.0566 0.03205 53 50 3 0
5922 Probably best to keep him on leash, sir. 1.0566 0.03205 53 50 3 0
5923 We know you are a decoy for the Trump Administration. 1.0566 0.03205 53 50 3 0
5924 They said it was try-outs for Trump's new Space Force. 1.0566 0.03205 53 50 3 0
5925 You can stay if you want, but park rules are that all dogs must be unleashed. 1.0566 0.03205 53 50 3 0
5926 I don't care how much he enjoys it, that's not technically a leash. 1.0566 0.03205 53 50 3 0
5927 That looks a lot heavier than the others! 1.0566 0.03205 53 50 3 0
5928 Where's your pooper scooper, buddy? 1.0566 0.03205 53 50 3 0
5929 It's okay; she's my comfort dog! 1.0566 0.04186 53 51 1 1
5930 It 's helpful for acrophobia but therapists no longer recommend this treatment for aviophobia. 1.0566 0.03205 53 50 3 0
5931 So Fox News was told to go fly a kite and you finally listened? 1.0566 0.03205 53 50 3 0
5932 This is nothing compared to the fights kites get in at the dog park. 1.0566 0.03205 53 50 3 0
5933 I need you to put your dog down. 1.0566 0.03205 53 50 3 0
5934 Sorry but you have to leave. If you fly a dog it has to be a Scottish Terrier named Fala not a mutt named Fido. 1.0566 0.03205 53 50 3 0
5935 The Union and City contract talks have been dragging out for far too long. It was time to bring out the Union Rat. #SorryNotSorry 1.0566 0.03205 53 50 3 0
5936 Sir,if your dog comes off that leash,I'm going to have to fine you. 1.0566 0.03205 53 50 3 0
5937 Kite or not, your dog still needs a license ... 1.0566 0.03205 53 50 3 0
5938 You have wandered into a No-cell-phones-day camp. They are all looking for "Alexa". 1.0566 0.03205 53 50 3 0
5939 Just make sure you clean-up after him! 1.0566 0.04186 53 51 1 1
5940 It just takes a little helium and Ralph likes the high." Carolyn Wagner, Boulder, Colorad 1.0566 0.03205 53 50 3 0
5941 Look mister today was a ruff day 1.0566 0.03205 53 50 3 0
5942 Look at him go. 1.0566 0.03205 53 50 3 0
5943 Good job. Pets on leashes only. 1.0566 0.03205 53 50 3 0
5944 Just who told you to go do this?" 1.0566 0.03205 53 50 3 0
5945 What can I say -- he hates being on leash! 1.0566 0.03205 53 50 3 0
5946 Registered and tagged as Goldie officer, but known in kiting circles as Sky-Lab. 1.0566 0.04186 53 51 1 1
5947 Technically, he is on a leash. 1.0566 0.03205 53 50 3 0
5948 I have to see dog tags and poo bags. 1.0566 0.03205 53 50 3 0
5949 Sir, this is not a dog park. 1.0566 0.03205 53 50 3 0
5950 I want to inform you your in the wrong park. 1.0566 0.03205 53 50 3 0
5951 Yeah. Sorry, but this is not his day. 1.0566 0.03205 53 50 3 0
5952 Even if you are Fox News, we don't allow commercial advertising on the International Day of Peace". 1.0566 0.03205 53 50 3 0
5953 am i being detained am i being detained am i being detained are you detaining me am i being detained??!??!!? 1.0566 0.03205 53 50 3 0
5954 Because flying squirrels pee. 1.0566 0.03205 53 50 3 0
5955 You'll still need to pick up after him. 1.0566 0.03205 53 50 3 0
5956 Go walk a dog ! 1.0566 0.03205 53 50 3 0
5957 Sorry Sir, I don't care if you think you're Teddy Roosevelt, go fly away from here. 1.0566 0.03205 53 50 3 0
5958 Nice try, but no pets allowed. 1.0566 0.03205 53 50 3 0
5959 Graduating number one in obedience school doesn't matter here!" 1.0566 0.03205 53 50 3 0
5960 Sorry to bother you, I’ve gotten too many complaints about falling feces. 1.0566 0.03205 53 50 3 0
5961 Seriously ...? You thought the sign said 'Roosevelt K9 ET Park'??" 1.0566 0.03205 53 50 3 0
5962 Sorry fella, the bark park is behind those trees 1.0566 0.03205 53 50 3 0
5963 And if any of those kites go number two I'll ask them to leave as well. 1.0566 0.03205 53 50 3 0
5964 As long as you reel him in to pee... 1.0566 0.03205 53 50 3 0
5965 No sir, pumping your dog full of helium does not make it a kite. 1.0566 0.03205 53 50 3 0
5966 I guess it's OK as long as he stays on the leash. 1.0566 0.03205 53 50 3 0
5967 If this persists we will put him down. 1.0566 0.03205 53 50 3 0
5968 But officer, his name is Kite. 1.0566 0.03205 53 50 3 0
5969 I don't care what his name was. 1.0566 0.03205 53 50 3 0
5970 I'm sorry, Sir, but dogs must be kept on a short leash. 1.0566 0.03205 53 50 3 0
5971 Kindly reel in the rat sir--it's frightening kids on the playground 1.0566 0.03205 53 50 3 0
5972 I’m sorry sir, no dogs allowed. 1.0566 0.03205 53 50 3 0
5973 What kind of example are you to these kids? Using a flying fox is just plain cheating. 1.0556 0.03146 54 51 3 0
5974 Sorry, sir, we don't allow predator kites in this park. 1.0556 0.03146 54 51 3 0
5975 Rules are rules this isn't the White House. Your dog must be on a six foot leash. 1.0408 0.02856 49 47 2 0
5976 Wait. Kites? Or cats? 1.0408 0.02856 49 47 2 0
5977 You can't fly your dog, sir, without your pooper scooper in plain sight. 1.0408 0.02856 49 47 2 0
5978 Looks like you forgot you poophoop, sir 1.0408 0.02856 49 47 2 0
5979 All dogs must be on a 6' leash! 1.0408 0.02856 49 47 2 0
5980 Better be careful or you’ll have everyone looking for flying pigs. 1.0408 0.02856 49 47 2 0
5981 You're grounded. No bully pulpits allowed here 1.0408 0.02856 49 47 2 0
5982 You gotta have that dog on a leash. 1.0408 0.02856 49 47 2 0
5983 The election is over. Your candidate didn't win. 1.0408 0.02856 49 47 2 0
5984 what's the "deal"? 1.0408 0.02856 49 47 2 0
5985 Sir, I’m going to have to ask you to take the key off your kite... This isn’t Franklin Kite Park. 1.0408 0.02856 49 47 2 0
5986 Hi, is it Kite park + Animal park.really:-) 1.0408 0.02856 49 47 2 0
5987 Wrong place buddy, if you wanna fly a kangaroo, try JFK. 1.0408 0.02856 49 47 2 0
5988 An airedoodle? Sir, we don't 'doodle' anything around here. 1.0408 0.02856 49 47 2 0
5989 Yes, sir, quite impressive, but the complaint’s from several resident families of flying squirrels... 1.0408 0.02856 49 47 2 0
5990 Sorry pal, I don't care if he's on a leash. No collar or tags means he's coming with me. 1.0408 0.02856 49 47 2 0
5991 I don't care if it is a bird dog; you can't fly here. 1.0408 0.02856 49 47 2 0
5992 Dog fighting is prohibited in this state, sir. 1.0408 0.02856 49 47 2 0
5993 I stand "Tall"and will "Include ALL" 1.0408 0.02856 49 47 2 0
5994 The vet said he needed to get a little sun. 1.0408 0.02856 49 47 2 0
5995 Sorry, this no longer functions as an airport. 1.0408 0.02856 49 47 2 0
5996 It's been reported that there is a protest against the President of the United States. 1.0408 0.02856 49 47 2 0
5997 Sorry,sir. All dogs must stay on the grass. 1.0408 0.02856 49 47 2 0
5998 Impressive dog treats! 1.0408 0.02856 49 47 2 0
5999 Yes, while flattened road kill can obviously catch the wind as good as a kite, it's still prohibited. 1.0408 0.02856 49 47 2 0
6000 Technically speaking sir, filling your dog with helium does not make him a kite! 1.0408 0.02856 49 47 2 0
6001 This is not a dog park! 1.0408 0.02856 49 47 2 0
6002 Is there a problem here, sir? 1.0408 0.02856 49 47 2 0
6003 No sir. I assure you kite walking is not allowed in the dog park either. 1.0408 0.02856 49 47 2 0
6004 Sorry sir, I'm afraid you'll have to leave. You and your dog are both higher than a kite, and there are plenty to chose from! 1.0408 0.02856 49 47 2 0
6005 Sir, I believe the saying is, when pigs fly... 1.0408 0.04082 49 48 0 1
6006 Sorry sir, currently we allow dog whistles but not dog kites. 1.0408 0.02856 49 47 2 0
6007 Sir, we don't allow living kites in the park. I'm gonna have to write you a ticket. 1.0408 0.02856 49 47 2 0
6008 He keeps trying to pee on the hydrant kite, which is making several people unhappy. 1.0408 0.02856 49 47 2 0
6009 I've warned you that your dog kite is scaring all the cats away. 1.0408 0.02856 49 47 2 0
6010 He still has to be on a leash. 1.0408 0.02856 49 47 2 0
6011 I don’t care if he’s leashed, dogs are prohibited in the park. 1.0408 0.04082 49 48 0 1
6012 I am not aware of a policy for emotional support animals. 1.0408 0.02856 49 47 2 0
6013 The leash must be 6" or less. 1.0408 0.02856 49 47 2 0
6014 I'm sorry sir, the dog park is over on 4th Street. 1.0408 0.02856 49 47 2 0
6015 No sir, that does not comply with the park's leash law. 1.0408 0.02856 49 47 2 0
6016 Hey Mac, the dog park is around the corner. 1.0408 0.02856 49 47 2 0
6017 Kite Dog Season 1.0408 0.02856 49 47 2 0
6018 I'm sorry sir but your tail is made out of a material that isn't allowed in the park. 1.0408 0.02856 49 47 2 0
6019 You know that you’re still gonna have to clean up after it. 1.0408 0.02856 49 47 2 0
6020 Something something big dick energy 1.0408 0.02856 49 47 2 0
6021 Yes you still need to curb him - especially now 1.0408 0.02856 49 47 2 0
6022 You know, you're not supposed to give your dog soda. 1.0408 0.02856 49 47 2 0
6023 Sir, you'll need to leave. This is a pet free park. 1.0408 0.02856 49 47 2 0
6024 Hurry up with a “swine” dive! 1.0408 0.02856 49 47 2 0
6025 He's a Lab and we usually go to the kite board park so I forgot to bring kitee bags. 1.0408 0.02856 49 47 2 0
6026 Lost dog, names ,"Fluffy". 1.0408 0.02856 49 47 2 0
6027 You need to curve your dog, sir! 1.0408 0.02856 49 47 2 0
6028 Just remember, Buster, ‘Poop Scoop and Keep Off The Grass’! 1.0408 0.02856 49 47 2 0
6029 Sir, you really need to give me Teddy''s magic death lasso. 1.0408 0.02856 49 47 2 0
6030 No pets or pests allowed in the park 1.0408 0.02856 49 47 2 0
6031 That collar is in humane 1.0408 0.02856 49 47 2 0
6032 Don’t worry, officer, he’s covered under the ACAA. 1.0408 0.02856 49 47 2 0
6033 Sir, You and the dog need to come with me. We've received a report of a dog eating balloons at a birthday party. 1.0408 0.02856 49 47 2 0
6034 Only yours is dropping bombs. 1.0408 0.02856 49 47 2 0
6035 I'm sorry, sir, but "Roosevelt" modifies "park," not "kite." 1.0408 0.02856 49 47 2 0
6036 This brings him closer to Air Bud. 1.0408 0.02856 49 47 2 0
6037 Don't worry, I have it on a leash 1.0408 0.02856 49 47 2 0
6038 That's enough, sir. If I let you stay out here much longer people are going to start to think I'm crazy. 1.0408 0.02856 49 47 2 0
6039 You see I bought a helium tank last week... 1.0408 0.02856 49 47 2 0
6040 Yes sir, I can see you've got your dog on a leash, but how do you propose to clean up after him? 1.0408 0.02856 49 47 2 0
6041 I asked if your dog bites. I can see that he kites. 1.0408 0.02856 49 47 2 0
6042 What do you mean helium producing dog food?" 1.0408 0.02856 49 47 2 0
6043 Sooner or later, sir, every dog has his up day. 1.0408 0.02856 49 47 2 0
6044 'For the safety of the other visitors, I can't let you set the fur flying.' 1.0408 0.02856 49 47 2 0
6045 Her owner said, “I don’t give a crap if she loves it. Reel her in, and get the hell over to the dog park.” 1.0408 0.02856 49 47 2 0
6046 dklq;dlmnqd;k c ;k 1.0408 0.02856 49 47 2 0
6047 Oh, I know, but he still needs a swim diaper. 1.0408 0.02856 49 47 2 0
6048 Just keep it clean. 1.0408 0.02856 49 47 2 0
6049 Nice try. The dog run is on the other side of the park. 1.0408 0.02856 49 47 2 0
6050 If elves can fly,so can my pet. 1.0408 0.02856 49 47 2 0
6051 Sorry sir, this is a curb free park. You will have to leave. 1.0408 0.02856 49 47 2 0
6052 Hey buddy, move along. The flying dog park is across the street. 1.0408 0.02856 49 47 2 0
6053 I hope he's been trained. 1.0408 0.02856 49 47 2 0
6054 Amazing, yes. But I still need to see your park admission ticket, your dog license, and your kite permit. 1.0408 0.02856 49 47 2 0
6055 Technically you are correct, there is no rule on the books about picking up after pooping kites .... 1.0408 0.02856 49 47 2 0
6056 Let's see those Roosevelt Kite Park Poop Bags. 1.0408 0.02856 49 47 2 0
6057 Ever hear of the ASPCA ? 1.0408 0.02856 49 47 2 0
6058 - I am afraid he won't fly high... its tail isn't long enough! 1.0408 0.02856 49 47 2 0
6059 Technically, he fits the criteria of a kite. 1.0408 0.04082 49 48 0 1
6060 You bring your dog to the kite park, buddy, you gotta play by kite park rules. 1.0408 0.02856 49 47 2 0
6061 He’s just gettin’ some air, bud. 1.0408 0.02856 49 47 2 0
6062 That's not the kind of tail we mean. 1.0408 0.02856 49 47 2 0
6063 It's required for you to pick up after your dog sir. 1.0408 0.02856 49 47 2 0
6064 I don’t care how high you can throw your pet, sir. The dog park is down the street. 1.0408 0.02856 49 47 2 0
6065 That is not the proper kite tail expected here. 1.0408 0.02856 49 47 2 0
6066 Sorry sir, dog fighting is not allowed in this area. 1.0408 0.02856 49 47 2 0
6067 Mac, what's the big idea, no masquerading a live dog for a kite! 1.0408 0.02856 49 47 2 0
6068 The park doesn't allow them, period. 1.0408 0.02856 49 47 2 0
6069 Remember, no dive-bombing 1.0408 0.02856 49 47 2 0
6070 How about a little compassion, Officer? He’s an aging Wind Hound with a bucket list. 1.0408 0.02856 49 47 2 0
6071 Have you tried locking up your helium tank? 1.0408 0.02856 49 47 2 0
6072 I don’t think that’s what Ben Franklin had in mind. 1.0408 0.02856 49 47 2 0
6073 How are you dealing with the airborne waste? 1.0408 0.02856 49 47 2 0
6074 Two can play keep away. 1.0408 0.02856 49 47 2 0
6075 This happens every time I feed him one of Permit Patty’s dog treats 1.0408 0.02856 49 47 2 0
6076 At some point, you have to tell him that flying squirrels only glide. 1.0408 0.02856 49 47 2 0
6077 No, you're supposed to walk Fala! 1.0408 0.02856 49 47 2 0
6078 Sir, I recommend you change your dog's diet. 1.0408 0.02856 49 47 2 0
6079 I'm happy that you're high as a kite. But marijuana is not legal for dogs. 1.0408 0.02856 49 47 2 0
6080 Pinchot just rolled over in his grave. 1.0408 0.02856 49 47 2 0
6081 You need to pick up after your kite." 1.0408 0.02856 49 47 2 0
6082 You must be some sort of Abernathy descendant, how you put a wolf like that? 1.0408 0.02856 49 47 2 0
6083 I'm sorry you misread it, sir, but it's very clearly 'PARK' with a 'P'. 1.0408 0.02856 49 47 2 0
6084 Sorry, sir, it clearly says 'kite' not 'bird dog.' 1.0408 0.02856 49 47 2 0
6085 They don't allow kites in the dog park. 1.0408 0.02856 49 47 2 0
6086 Sir, do you have a kite for that leash? 1.0408 0.02856 49 47 2 0
6087 No, Steve, it doesn't matter if it is Fala. 1.0408 0.02856 49 47 2 0
6088 I'm sorry sir, but dogs must be off-leash at this park. 1.0408 0.02856 49 47 2 0
6089 Sir, have you seen my dog? 1.0408 0.02856 49 47 2 0
6090 Sir, it’s neither Macy’s nor Thanksgiving. 1.0408 0.02856 49 47 2 0
6091 If that's not an airedale, you'll have to leave. 1.0408 0.02856 49 47 2 0
6092 Johnson for the last time, I wasn't the one who informed our book club that you subscribed to the New Yorker. 1.0408 0.02856 49 47 2 0
6093 Sir, I am concerned by the amount of edibles you are feeding your dog. 1.0408 0.02856 49 47 2 0
6094 Rules Mr. Putman. Skye Terriers are fine, but the tail's all wrong. 1.0408 0.02856 49 47 2 0
6095 Do you have an air bag for the poop? 1.0408 0.02856 49 47 2 0
6096 Sir, are you aware that technically it does not fly so much as glide from tree to tree thanks to its patagium, a furry, parachute-like membrane that stretches from ankle to wrist? 1.0408 0.02856 49 47 2 0
6097 Don’t let him off leash 1.0408 0.02856 49 47 2 0
6098 I don't care if you are holding the string, your dog still needs a leash. 1.0408 0.02856 49 47 2 0
6099 Very impressive, but he still has to stay in the dog park. 1.0408 0.02856 49 47 2 0
6100 So you're saying it was a contest to build a better mousetrap? 1.0408 0.02856 49 47 2 0
6101 Unfortunately, the Macy’s parade balloon tryouts were yesterday! 1.0408 0.02856 49 47 2 0
6102 Lemme rephrase that: Could ONE fuck it if ONE were so inclined? I mean, like, in theory? 1.0408 0.02856 49 47 2 0
6103 Sir, I think you misunderstood the leash law 1.0408 0.02856 49 47 2 0
6104 Your lone wolf kite can't fly here. This is a collectivist park. 1.0408 0.02856 49 47 2 0
6105 I'm high, dog 1.0408 0.02856 49 47 2 0
6106 Really? Ruf winds is your excuse? 1.0408 0.02856 49 47 2 0
6107 It's a kite park, not a dog kite park. 1.0408 0.02856 49 47 2 0
6108 Sorry sir, no dogs are allowed in this park. 1.0408 0.04082 49 48 0 1
6109 You are responsible for cleaning up any splatter. 1.0408 0.02856 49 47 2 0
6110 Sorry sir, dogs are prohibited in this park. 1.0408 0.02856 49 47 2 0
6111 Dog tied, are you? 1.0408 0.02856 49 47 2 0
6112 Sorry sir, without a diaper he does not qualify. 1.0408 0.02856 49 47 2 0
6113 It says "Kite Park," not "Helium Dog Park." 1.0408 0.02856 49 47 2 0
6114 This is the Franklin Park. The Theodore park is a mile down the road. 1.0408 0.02856 49 47 2 0
6115 It’s best to let the gas go up high than your family room 1.0408 0.02856 49 47 2 0
6116 Since when do you think that pigs are allowed to fly with regular flying kites? Take that abomination down right now or else I will be obliged to charge you. 1.0408 0.02856 49 47 2 0
6117 The fox says, 'Get out of the park!' 1.0408 0.02856 49 47 2 0
6118 You still have to pick up after it. 1.0408 0.02856 49 47 2 0
6119 Aren't you the guy I told not to fly a pig as a kite? 1.0408 0.02856 49 47 2 0
6120 I don,t care if his name is Fala, keep him on a leash! 1.0408 0.02856 49 47 2 0
6121 The dog park is two blocks over. 1.0408 0.02856 49 47 2 0
6122 Pigs really do fly officer! 1.0408 0.02856 49 47 2 0
6123 Have you tried charcoal to relieve his gas? 1.0408 0.02856 49 47 2 0
6124 I'm sorry sir, dogs in the park must be off the leash 1.0408 0.02856 49 47 2 0
6125 Kite Park, sir. This is a Kite Park. Local Ordinance allows you to fly your Airedale only in a Dog Park. 1.0408 0.02856 49 47 2 0
6126 Can't you read? It says Kite Park, not Bite Park. 1.0408 0.02856 49 47 2 0
6127 Just a reminder to clean up after your kite. 1.0408 0.02856 49 47 2 0
6128 Sir, did you steal the helium from the pet store? 1.0408 0.02856 49 47 2 0
6129 Hey mister. Did you not read the sign? No flying of squirrels, foxes or bats! 1.0408 0.02856 49 47 2 0
6130 The tail's too short. 1.0408 0.02856 49 47 2 0
6131 Letting your furry freak fly? 1.0408 0.02856 49 47 2 0
6132 Please take your kite-yote elsewhere sir, this park is only for kites. 1.0408 0.02856 49 47 2 0
6133 The kids watched Mary Poppins and he wanted to join in. 1.0408 0.02856 49 47 2 0
6134 Road Kill Kite is not really Kid Friendly? 1.0408 0.04082 49 48 0 1
6135 What do you mean it's not the 'kite of the hand that feeds'? 1.0408 0.02856 49 47 2 0
6136 It's illegal to kill foxes in this park. 1.0408 0.02856 49 47 2 0
6137 So, the windshields in the parking lot... 1.0408 0.02856 49 47 2 0
6138 The rules expressly prohibit bombers. 1.0408 0.02856 49 47 2 0
6139 We're getting complaints your dog's heightening the kites' anxiety. 1.0222 0.02247 45 44 1 0
6140 "I just finished cleaning my car - you still have to pick up after him." 1.0222 0.02247 45 44 1 0
6141 Sir, you must clean up after your dog. 1.0222 0.02247 45 44 1 0
6142 I don't care what kind of mix it is, unless it's a purebred kite it needs to have a leash on. 1.0222 0.02247 45 44 1 0
6143 Sorry, but with that much gas we can’t take the risk... 1.0222 0.02247 45 44 1 0
6144 I'm sorry, officer. The vet didn't warn me that pets fly off the handle very easily. 1.0222 0.02247 45 44 1 0
6145 I'm sorry, Mister Booth, but YouTube has issued a take-down order for copyright violation. 1.0222 0.02247 45 44 1 0
6146 We've gotta stop animal testing for flying cars! 1.0222 0.02247 45 44 1 0
6147 He's a bird dog- why? 1.0222 0.02247 45 44 1 0
6148 Is that filled with helium, sir?" 1.0222 0.02247 45 44 1 0
6149 You need Targaryen Kite Park. 1.0222 0.02247 45 44 1 0
6150 I am hoping you can help me solve the case of a missing hare. 1.0222 0.02247 45 44 1 0
6151 Park rules require pets to be on leashes not over eight feet long. 1.0222 0.02247 45 44 1 0
6152 I'm sorry, sir, but dogs are not allowed off leash. 1.0222 0.02247 45 44 1 0
6153 If he poops you still have to clean up after him. 1.0222 0.02247 45 44 1 0
6154 Red card! Only 'real' looking kites to be flown over here. 1.0222 0.02247 45 44 1 0
6155 That's not gonna meet the requirements for our leash law. 1.0222 0.02247 45 44 1 0
6156 16 years as president? Trump is higher than a kite. 1.0222 0.02247 45 44 1 0
6157 Get away from me policeman or I’ll kill you 1.0222 0.02247 45 44 1 0
6158 I’m sorry sir, that’s not allowed. If the dog poops someone might get injured 1.0222 0.02247 45 44 1 0
6159 A flying pig, maybe, but no dogs are allowed at Roosevelt. 1.0222 0.02247 45 44 1 0
6160 OK, so you think I'm a rat for crossing the Park Rangers Union line, but I got a family with four kids to support. 1.0222 0.02247 45 44 1 0
6161 Really now, that’s pretty desperate, to “fly” a dog filled with helium. 1.0222 0.02247 45 44 1 0
6162 I'm sorry Sir; but you'll have to walk your dog like everyone else. 1.0222 0.02247 45 44 1 0
6163 Your dog needs to be on a leash. 1.0222 0.02247 45 44 1 0
6164 Hawkadoodle operators license please. 1.0222 0.02247 45 44 1 0
6165 No. The other kite flyers didn't think it was "raining" yesterday. 1.0222 0.02247 45 44 1 0
6166 He’s an Airedale- its what they do. 1.0222 0.02247 45 44 1 0
6167 You're on the wrong end of the kite. 1.0222 0.02247 45 44 1 0
6168 Mister, all dogs must be properly leashed in this park. 1.0222 0.02247 45 44 1 0
6169 Officer, my dog ate a helium balloon! 1.0222 0.02247 45 44 1 0
6170 See Spot poop. Poop Spot poop. 1.0222 0.02247 45 44 1 0
6171 I used to take him to the dog park. Then one day he swallowed a balloon animal. 1.0222 0.02247 45 44 1 0
6172 You are still required to pick up after your dog... 1.0222 0.02247 45 44 1 0
6173 I don't care if it's an "Air"edale, no dogs in the kite park! 1.0222 0.02247 45 44 1 0
6174 We've had complaints your dog is high on helium. 1.0222 0.02247 45 44 1 0
6175 Either bring the dog down or we start playing fetch 1.0222 0.02247 45 44 1 0
6176 You see a non-issue. I see Pearl Harbor with dog poo. 1.0222 0.02247 45 44 1 0
6177 Aren't you afraid that when he weighs as much as you you'll get lifted in the air? 1.0222 0.02247 45 44 1 0
6178 Fly that in the Hoover Doggie Kite Park. 1.0222 0.02247 45 44 1 0
6179 I'm afraid you'll have to walk your dog like everybody else. 1.0222 0.02247 45 44 1 0
6180 Pigs are legal. But not dogs. 1.0222 0.02247 45 44 1 0
6181 I haven't seen any flying squirrels here for a while. 1.0222 0.02247 45 44 1 0
6182 Sir, the park rules have changed. There used to be no dog walking allowed. 1.0222 0.02247 45 44 1 0
6183 Excuse me sir, it's currently off-leash hours. 1.0222 0.02247 45 44 1 0
6184 The other kites are toilet trained. 1.0222 0.02247 45 44 1 0
6185 We only allow people flying kites at the Kite Park. Please fly dogs at the Dog Park. 1.0222 0.02247 45 44 1 0
6186 I'm afraid the definition of "kite" does NOT include flying objects that relieve themselves on park visitors. 1.0222 0.02247 45 44 1 0
6187 Please remember to pick up after your kite 1.0222 0.02247 45 44 1 0
6188 I’m sorry sir, but all service animals need to be registered before entering the park. 1.0222 0.02247 45 44 1 0
6189 I don't care if she's an Airedale terrier. Dogs aren't allowed. 1.0222 0.02247 45 44 1 0
6190 I'm sorry sir, but he will need diapers. 1.0222 0.02247 45 44 1 0
6191 In sheep’s clothing? Sure. All wolf? No. 1.0222 0.02247 45 44 1 0
6192 Sir, I understand that your dog's name is Roosevelt, but it's still against our policy to fly a dog. 1.0222 0.02247 45 44 1 0
6193 I have to cite you for failure to use a doggie poop baggie. 1.0222 0.02247 45 44 1 0
6194 Well, even if she enjoys it, we've had three reports of pet abuse and once of 'funny rain'. 1.0222 0.02247 45 44 1 0
6195 The dog park is two blocks east, sir. 1.0222 0.02247 45 44 1 0
6196 Sir, you'd better reel him in before the wind dies down. 1.0222 0.02247 45 44 1 0
6197 My apologies, Officer... Yes I will be sure to bring the Pooper Scooper next time. 1.0222 0.02247 45 44 1 0
6198 Sorry. Cowtow isn't permitted here. 1.0222 0.02247 45 44 1 0
6199 Did you call the animal control department? 1.0222 0.02247 45 44 1 0
6200 There was a regime change and Truman is a cat person. 1.0222 0.02247 45 44 1 0
6201 Pest Control, your dog is a threat to flies. 1.0222 0.02247 45 44 1 0
6202 Even if we considered that a leash, dogs must wear muzzles in the park, sir. 1.0222 0.02247 45 44 1 0
6203 Your kite is pooping on park guests. 1.0222 0.02247 45 44 1 0
6204 This isn't a bark park. 1.0222 0.02247 45 44 1 0
6205 Sorry. It’s got a tail’ still doesn’t make it right. 1.0222 0.02247 45 44 1 0
6206 I’m sorry you can’t fly your dog in the park if you don’t have a poopoo bag” 1.0222 0.02247 45 44 1 0
6207 I hope you remembered our fire hydrant stop. 1.0222 0.02247 45 44 1 0
6208 I am sorry sir, we don't allow flying objects that could have falling debris. 1.0222 0.02247 45 44 1 0
6209 You can continue to play by paying $99.98 for this strang kite. 1.0222 0.02247 45 44 1 0
6210 I’m afraid the provisions of the Park Trust prohibit Fala kites, sir. 1.0222 0.02247 45 44 1 0
6211 Can't you read the sign? This is a kite park, not a pooch park. 1.0222 0.02247 45 44 1 0
6212 Sir, I am telling you, there is no “ take off leash” park here! 1.0222 0.02247 45 44 1 0
6213 When that dog finally hits the ground, please clean it up. 1.0222 0.02247 45 44 1 0
6214 Awright, buddy, didn't you see the no dog-flying sign? 1.0222 0.02247 45 44 1 0
6215 Your dog is as high a kite! 1.0222 0.02247 45 44 1 0
6216 Sorry but you’ll have to leave, this isn’t the dog park! 1.0222 0.02247 45 44 1 0
6217 Sir, dog kiting is not allowed in the park. 1.0222 0.02247 45 44 1 0
6218 But Teddy loved dogs, officer. 1.0222 0.02247 45 44 1 0
6219 Massive gas attacks, huh? Make sure that's all we smell. 1.0222 0.02247 45 44 1 0
6220 Can't you read the sign? This is not the dog park! 1.0222 0.02247 45 44 1 0
6221 You thought it was Teddy!!! This is California, not Texas, buddy. 1.0222 0.02247 45 44 1 0
6222 Are you registered as a "Kitapedia" offender? 1.0222 0.02247 45 44 1 0
6223 Doggone it. We've been foiled again. 1.0222 0.02247 45 44 1 0
6224 Something tells me you come from a long line of furriers? 1.0222 0.02247 45 44 1 0
6225 Your kite needs to stop pooping on people. 1.0222 0.02247 45 44 1 0
6226 I know you're blind, and you said it's the only way to get a bird's eye view, but I just can't have you doing this. 1.0222 0.02247 45 44 1 0
6227 “Ballooned-Taxidermy” is not considered a kite, sir. 1.0222 0.02247 45 44 1 0
6228 You're going to need a bigger plastic bag. 1.0222 0.02247 45 44 1 0
6229 You may fly your dog. Just don't let go. 1.0222 0.02247 45 44 1 0
6230 Fly your darling higher than a kite. This allows separation and carefree soaring. 1.0222 0.02247 45 44 1 0
6231 He'd gotten so bloaty with age. Plus, we needed an alternative to walks." 1.0222 0.02247 45 44 1 0
6232 Protesting all the NASA workers who now don't want to pay their union dues. 1.0222 0.02247 45 44 1 0
6233 I didn't think that was rain. 1.0222 0.02247 45 44 1 0
6234 A baby from the Outback, he loves visiting "Roo-sevelt" Park. 1.0222 0.02247 45 44 1 0
6235 You know,you could do better than that,and you won't get arrested. 1.0222 0.02247 45 44 1 0
6236 I know he's on a leash. But that's not what we had in mind. 1.0222 0.02247 45 44 1 0
6237 Yes, we do allow service dogs...but that doesn't include the Air Force 1.0222 0.02247 45 44 1 0
6238 You are not in Gaza, cool it! 1.0222 0.02247 45 44 1 0
6239 Sir,I think the tail is too short 1.0222 0.02247 45 44 1 0
6240 Im afraid not. Thats an endangered species. 1.0222 0.02247 45 44 1 0
6241 Kite Park, not bark. 1.0222 0.02247 45 44 1 0
6242 I don't care how much he likes it. He can't chase other people's kites. 1.0222 0.02247 45 44 1 0
6243 Sorry. No dogs are allowed in the park even if they're airedales. 1.0222 0.02247 45 44 1 0
6244 Actually, the "Underdog" auditions are on the other side of the park. 1.0222 0.02247 45 44 1 0
6245 Where did that Trump baby disappear to. I guess it exploded from all the hot air inside. 1.0222 0.02247 45 44 1 0
6246 Let me guess, your dog has gas, right? 1.0222 0.02247 45 44 1 0
6247 Sir, I am citing you for violation of Section 359 of the Animal Cruelty Act - Carrying animals in a cruel manner. 1.0222 0.02247 45 44 1 0
6248 Sorry Sir, I don't care if she's an Airedale, but you must have a pooper scooper to fly" 1.0222 0.02247 45 44 1 0
6249 Did he get into the beans? 1.0222 0.02247 45 44 1 0
6250 I know this park is for kites; but my cat is called "hawk" as in "kitty hawk!" 1.0222 0.02247 45 44 1 0
6251 Get your tails out of here. 1.0222 0.02247 45 44 1 0
6252 Do you have an extra poop bag? 1.0222 0.02247 45 44 1 0
6253 Hey, is that a Koon Hound? A Jeff Koons hound? 1.0222 0.02247 45 44 1 0
6254 I'm sure your wife said, 'Flying is a bitch!' Not 'as,' Einstein. 1.0222 0.02247 45 44 1 0
6255 I have seen it all but never this! 1.0222 0.02247 45 44 1 0
6256 You know you still gotta clean up after it, right? 1.0222 0.02247 45 44 1 0
6257 Sorry. Box kites are allowed but not fox kites. 1.0222 0.02247 45 44 1 0
6258 He would agree as he liked to fly high. 1.0222 0.02247 45 44 1 0
6259 Look, buddy, this isn't the internet. You think nobody knows you're in the wrong park? 1.0222 0.02247 45 44 1 0
6260 It's NOT an extra long leash; now get him down! 1.0222 0.02247 45 44 1 0
6261 He got into my Taco Bell - I’m just waiting it out. 1.0222 0.02247 45 44 1 0
6262 Just keep him on his leash. 1.0222 0.02247 45 44 1 0
6263 Sir, John F. Kennedy didn't die so you could spread your disgusting furry fetish agenda in public. 1.0222 0.02247 45 44 1 0
6264 Just let me know when you're ready for me to string you along. 1.0222 0.02247 45 44 1 0
6265 I am not walking him he is flying. 1.0222 0.02247 45 44 1 0
6266 Sir, I'm sorry, but we're receiving multiple tailfeather-related complaints from the seagulls." 1.0222 0.02247 45 44 1 0
6267 What's the charge, officer?" "Theft. That's a police dog. 1.0222 0.02247 45 44 1 0
6268 How many times must I tell you, no Fala kites allowed 1.0000 0.02410 42 42 0 0
6269 She got high on the catnip again. 1.0000 0.02410 42 42 0 0
6270 I'm sorry, but if your dog has THAT much gas, he should be at a Vet. 1.0000 0.02410 42 42 0 0
6271 Sir, I can see it's a flying fox but there are rules about using wild animals as airborne amusements.. 1.0000 0.02410 42 42 0 0
6272 Excuse me Sir, you must fly your dog at the dog park enclosure, not here. 1.0000 0.02410 42 42 0 0
6273 Officer, I don't care if there is a nearby dog-run. I'm flying my kite here, and I don't want to hear your Fala-speech. 1.0000 0.02410 42 42 0 0
6274 I don't care what Darwin's theory says. The park closes at dusk. 1.0000 0.02410 42 42 0 0
6275 Why is your kite pooping all over the place? 1.0000 0.02410 42 42 0 0
6276 Be sure to clean up after him. 1.0000 0.02410 42 42 0 0
6277 I'm sorry, only service dogs are allowed. 1.0000 0.02410 42 42 0 0
6278 Sir, sorry to tell you but tomorrow is fly your dog-kite day, today is for cats. 1.0000 0.02410 42 42 0 0
6279 The auditions for Airbud 4 are next door. 1.0000 0.02410 42 42 0 0
6280 I can't believe it let you put a tether on it. 1.0000 0.02410 42 42 0 0
6281 This does not qualify as taxidermy. 1.0000 0.02410 42 42 0 0
6282 Hey buddy, catnip is not for dogs. 1.0000 0.02410 42 42 0 0
6283 Your wife says she wants to leave Dolly back completely deflated. 1.0000 0.02410 42 42 0 0
6284 Sir, are you going to clean up after your kite? 1.0000 0.02410 42 42 0 0
6285 Fines double if your dog poops while airborne. 1.0000 0.02410 42 42 0 0
6286 Sir, you are breaking Kite Park's clean regulations. No flying a kangaroo because messy kangaroo poo should stay on a zoo. 1.0000 0.02410 42 42 0 0
6287 does he poo often? 1.0000 0.02410 42 42 0 0
6288 No dogs allowed. 1.0000 0.02410 42 42 0 0
6289 Helium's just no good for dogs, sir. 1.0000 0.02410 42 42 0 0
6290 He drank a couple Red Bull off the coffee table, and I hope this gets it out of his system. 1.0000 0.02410 42 42 0 0
6291 We’ve been getting complaints about a dog eating people’s kites ...Know anything about that? 1.0000 0.02410 42 42 0 0
6292 My Kitey cat is stuck in a tree 1.0000 0.02410 42 42 0 0
6293 Just make sure you keep him on the leach, sir. 1.0000 0.02410 42 42 0 0
6294 Service dog or no, you still have to pick up after him. 1.0000 0.02410 42 42 0 0
6295 It's not just a matter of picking up after him. 1.0000 0.02410 42 42 0 0
6296 You still have to pick up after him sir even if he can fly. Oh yea watch out where it lands. 1.0000 0.02410 42 42 0 0
6297 This is not the Trump kite park. 1.0000 0.02410 42 42 0 0
6298 Why can't I keep him high? It lessens the barking. 1.0000 0.02410 42 42 0 0
6299 Sir! Flying is only for kites and creatures with wings. Helium filled K9’s. The A.S.P.C.A. is not amused! 1.0000 0.02410 42 42 0 0
6300 Any problem with dog defecating from on high? 1.0000 0.02410 42 42 0 0
6301 Can't you read the sign, Buddy? This ain't no dog park. 1.0000 0.02410 42 42 0 0
6302 No dogs allowed in the park, sir. 1.0000 0.02410 42 42 0 0
6303 No, helium dogs are not illegal, but your string is not up to code. 1.0000 0.02410 42 42 0 0
6304 I' m sorry. This is a dachshund-free environment. 1.0000 0.02410 42 42 0 0
6305 I used my real kite as a poop bag... 1.0000 0.02410 42 42 0 0
6306 I’m sorry sir, you can’t just baggie. We’ve already had serious complaints. Reel him in or I’m going to have to fine you. 1.0000 0.02410 42 42 0 0
6307 Sir, as you well know, Fala could do many things but he could not fly! 1.0000 0.01709 59 59 0 0
6308 Kite flyer to office “Where did al the baby Trump kites go? “ Kite flyer next to officer” Officnew Presidential Ez Order makes The kites contraband and we must destroy them and hold the flyers for a few weeks to retrain them and patriotism “ 1.0000 0.01905 53 53 0 0
6309 Sorry sir, the tail is too short. 1.0000 0.01093 92 92 0 0
6310 Sorry, sir. You can only fly liberal kites here. 1.0000 0.01105 91 91 0 0
6311 This isn't the leash I had in mind. 1.0000 0.01105 91 91 0 0
6312 He gets off leash, it could be trouble is all I'm saying. 1.0000 0.01105 91 91 0 0
6313 Airedale, huh? I have a Lab who's scared of the vacuum. 1.0000 0.01105 91 91 0 0
6314 We received a reports of a flying pig. Carry on. 1.0000 0.01105 91 91 0 0
6315 Hey, buddy--this isn't a dog park! 1.0000 0.01105 91 91 0 0
6316 He's taking a break from the prozac 1.0000 0.01058 95 95 0 0
6317 That ain’t a kite and that ain’t a leash, sir 1.0000 0.01058 95 95 0 0
6318 Sir, I’m going to need you to pick up after your kite. 1.0000 0.01070 94 94 0 0
6319 Sir I like the 3D view 1.0000 0.01070 94 94 0 0
6320 I suppose you're another Booth fan? 1.0000 0.01070 94 94 0 0
6321 Excuse me Sir,did you say,"he just doesn't fit in at the Dog park". 1.0000 0.01005 100 100 0 0
6322 Flying squirrels have to go to Bullwinkle Park. 1.0000 0.01015 99 99 0 0
6323 Do your dog a favor and stop treating him to carbonated beverages. 1.0000 0.00985 102 102 0 0
6324 They kickerd me out of the dog park too. 1.0000 0.00985 102 102 0 0
6325 I thought Teddy would approve. 1.0000 0.00985 102 102 0 0
6326 I'm not sure that qualifies as a properly leashed dog. 1.0000 0.00985 102 102 0 0
6327 And you'll have to pay for my hat to be dry cleaned, sir. 1.0000 0.00966 104 104 0 0
6328 There have been complaints. Does your kite bite? 1.0000 0.01170 86 86 0 0
6329 I say it’s a dog . . . and that's no leash. 1.0000 0.00966 104 104 0 0
6330 I don't care if she's an Airedale, you have to take her to the dog park. 1.0000 0.00966 104 104 0 0
6331 Look sir, I've never heard of a Guatemalan flying retriever...I order you to land him immediately. 1.0000 0.00939 107 107 0 0
6332 OK, I'll admit his bird hunting skills is next level, but you'll still have to pick up after him.. 1.0000 0.00939 107 107 0 0
6333 Sir, if that's not a certified service dog, you'll have to remove it from the kite park. 1.0000 0.00913 110 110 0 0
6334 I don't know how you did it, but you have to bring him down. 1.0000 0.00897 112 112 0 0
6335 Your kite needs to stop humping other kites. 1.0000 0.00837 120 120 0 0
6336 Just be sure to clean up your dog's poop. 1.0000 0.01093 92 92 0 0
6337 No dogs allowed from the ground up to 25 feet. You're short. 1.0000 0.00837 120 120 0 0
6338 You made it yourself you say? 1.0000 0.01081 93 93 0 0
6339 Sorry, sir. This is not a dog kite park. 1.0000 0.01081 93 93 0 0
6340 What? He’s hypoallergenic! 1.0000 0.01709 59 59 0 0
6341 Trump's election ruined my hard earned reputation as a pig trainer. 1.0000 0.01709 59 59 0 0
6342 What are you gonna do if it poops? 1.0000 0.01709 59 59 0 0
6343 The Pooper Scooper Law is strictly enforced here. 1.0000 0.01709 59 59 0 0
6344 You know we have a 6foot length limit on leashes.. 1.0000 0.01709 59 59 0 0
6345 You still have to pick that up. 1.0000 0.01709 59 59 0 0
6346 Fuck off you mouth breathing spic! I can fly my dog wherever I want! 1.0000 0.01709 59 59 0 0
6347 Sorry sir, the dog park is across the street. You’ll have to leave!” 1.0000 0.01709 59 59 0 0
6348 I'm sorry but you'll have to leave; your kite is scaring the birds and the bunnies. 1.0000 0.01709 59 59 0 0
6349 Is your stepmother an alien, too? 1.0000 0.01709 59 59 0 0
6350 I've had multiple complaints -- you need to curb your dog 1.0000 0.01709 59 59 0 0
6351 I swear, officer,... I did bring doggie bags. 1.0000 0.01709 59 59 0 0
6352 I hope you have a scooper? 1.0000 0.01170 86 86 0 0
6353 I’ve been told your kite has been biting some of the other kites 1.0000 0.01600 63 63 0 0
6354 I'm sorry. No dog balloons allowed. 1.0000 0.01626 62 62 0 0
6355 I hope he's already been walked. 1.0000 0.01527 66 66 0 0
6356 Okay buddy-Animal Control called-its your dog-he wants down. 1.0000 0.01527 66 66 0 0
6357 Be sure you pick up after him 1.0000 0.01527 66 66 0 0
6358 Tell me the secret. We are going on a family cruise next week. 1.0000 0.02410 42 42 0 0
6359 No dogs allowed means no dogs allowed. 1.0000 0.01170 86 86 0 0
6360 Local Birdwatchers called in a complaint claiming Ratbird is scaring off all the others 1.0000 0.01170 86 86 0 0
6361 Clean up after your kite. 1.0000 0.01170 86 86 0 0
6362 How else can a Newfoundland "find new lands?" 1.0000 0.01170 86 86 0 0
6363 Let me get this straight. Your dog ate your kite AND a whole bottle of Wonka Fizzy Lifting Drink?! 1.0000 0.01170 86 86 0 0
6364 I don’t care how gassy meat makes him. The dog park is up the road. 1.0000 0.01170 86 86 0 0
6365 Excuse me, sir. I don't mean to sound discriminatory, but the Trump Dog Flying Park is next door...just over that wall. 1.0000 0.01170 86 86 0 0
6366 This is not a dog kite park. 1.0000 0.01170 86 86 0 0
6367 Excuses me Sir, when flying a dog you must display evidence of a dog excrement kit system at all times. 1.0000 0.01550 65 65 0 0
6368 You're gonna have to fly your 'doodle somewhere else. 1.0000 0.00823 122 122 0 0
6369 Sir, I told you last week, dog kites on Thursdays only. 1.0000 0.00803 125 125 0 0
6370 I don't care if you named him "Sully", he's still a dog. 1.0000 0.00791 127 127 0 0
6371 Sir, I could tolerate a kitty 1.0000 0.01482 68 68 0 0
6372 I'm sorry, sir -- no wolves allowed. 1.0000 0.01482 68 68 0 0
6373 I need to see his rabies certificate. 1.0000 0.01482 68 68 0 0
6374 What? He's on a leash... 1.0000 0.01482 68 68 0 0
6375 This is the Kite Park. The Zoo is next doors. 1.0000 0.01482 68 68 0 0
6376 I am going to have to ask you to desist and decease as you are creating a hostile play environment. 1.0000 0.01482 68 68 0 0
6377 I'm sorry - you'll have to leave. Just having a tail doesn't qualify it as a kite 1.0000 0.01482 68 68 0 0
6378 Now what are you up to Mr Michael Moore? 1.0000 0.01482 68 68 0 0
6379 Sir, The park is only for kites. 1.0000 0.01482 68 68 0 0
6380 My kid is at school. 1.0000 0.01482 68 68 0 0
6381 Sir, all animals must be kept on a leash. 1.0000 0.01482 68 68 0 0
6382 Couldn't make it to the dog park?......you'll still have to clean up after him! 1.0000 0.01550 65 65 0 0
6383 Is that really a kite? 1.0000 0.01550 65 65 0 0
6384 Does your dog bite? 1.0000 0.01550 65 65 0 0
6385 oh damn, very tight 1.0000 0.01550 65 65 0 0
6386 Cleaning up after won't cut it. 1.0000 0.01550 65 65 0 0
6387 Wrong country buddy 1.0000 0.01550 65 65 0 0
6388 Sir, we’ve been getting complaints about beagle waste again. 1.0000 0.01550 65 65 0 0
6389 It's a dog eat kite world these days" 1.0000 0.01869 54 54 0 0
6390 I don’t care if he IS an Airedale terrier. Please get him down from there! 1.0000 0.01802 56 56 0 0
6391 Take your Airedale to the dog park. 1.0000 0.01802 56 56 0 0
6392 I am fining you for flying a dog without an aerial pooper scooper. 1.0000 0.01802 56 56 0 0
6393 Orders from the president; keep the bloated dead dog flying, It clearly proves there is no collision. 1.0000 0.01770 57 57 0 0
6394 Thank goodness! I thought all these other dogs were just sick! 1.0000 0.01905 53 53 0 0
6395 You realize one burp or flatulence could be a disaster. 1.0000 0.01905 53 53 0 0
6396 Sir, please take your furry back to the convention center. 1.0000 0.01709 59 59 0 0
6397 Superman didn't have a tail. But that was fiction. 1.0000 0.01905 53 53 0 0
6398 Sure don't look like a kite to me! 1.0000 0.01482 68 68 0 0
6399 Can he fetch? 1.0000 0.01418 71 71 0 0
6400 That's right sir. No dogs at the park, not even in the airspace! 1.0000 0.01361 74 74 0 0
6401 Don't worry officer. His bark is worse than his bite. 1.0000 0.01361 74 74 0 0
6402 Can you pick up your kite poop please? 1.0000 0.00791 127 127 0 0
6403 We cannot make exceptions sir. All dogs must be on a leash. 1.0000 0.00749 134 134 0 0
6404 Once airborne, there's a fine for dropping off payload 1.0000 0.00687 146 146 0 0
6405 Sorry sir, pets are not permitted in this area 1.0000 0.01212 83 83 0 0
6406 I am sorry Sir, but park rules require your dog to be on a leash that is no more than 12 feet long. 1.0000 0.00673 149 149 0 0
6407 '" Benjamin Franklin you ain't." 1.0000 0.00593 169 169 0 0
6408 I trust you have your inflatable pooper scooper? 1.0000 0.00583 172 172 0 0
6409 Technically, it's still walking your dog 1.0000 0.01212 83 83 0 0
6410 I imagine his bark is pretty high pitched. 1.0000 0.00560 179 179 0 0
6411 I realize your dog was run over by the steam roller, but it still needs a tag. 1.0000 0.01212 83 83 0 0
6412 Leave? But he’s on a leash! 1.0000 0.01212 83 83 0 0
6413 We will hold you accountable when it starts raining kites and dogs. 1.0000 0.00560 179 179 0 0
6414 I don't care that it's on a leash. 1.0000 0.00442 227 227 0 0
6415 I thought you should know this is a no-leash area 1.0000 0.01905 53 53 0 0
6416 I'm just out flying my Airedale Terrier. He is on a leash. 1.0000 0.01258 80 80 0 0
6417 Why is this kite raw, and living? 1.0000 0.01258 80 80 0 0
6418 I’m going to have to ask everyone to leave. I can hear the clouds growling, and it feels like it’s starting to rain. 1.0000 0.01307 77 77 0 0
6419 Yes, I know the other ones have tails too. 1.0000 0.01307 77 77 0 0
6420 Sir, you want the Westminster Kite Park. 1.0000 0.01307 77 77 0 0
6421 Ok, sure, you've got her on a leash this time. I'm still going to have to give you a citation. 1.0000 0.01307 77 77 0 0
6422 Sir,real dogs aren't used in dogfighting 1.0000 0.01290 78 78 0 0
6423 Got it at Pro Kites. It came with a free RUMP / DENCE T-Shirt? 1.0000 0.01290 78 78 0 0
6424 Its a Lamb in a wolfs’ skin 1.0000 0.01290 78 78 0 0
6425 Look, I've never heard of Kite-idermy, but I'm pretty sure you still need a permit. 1.0000 0.01290 78 78 0 0
6426 She met the nicest family of robins the last time she chased a squirrel. 1.0000 0.01290 78 78 0 0
6427 I honestly thought I was in the dog park. 1.0000 0.01274 79 79 0 0
6428 Sir, this is not what Roosevelt would have wanted at his kite park. 1.0000 0.01361 74 74 0 0
6429 I got this kite for 50% off. 1.0000 0.01361 74 74 0 0
6430 Really? Helium as opposed to Health Chow, Sir? 1.0000 0.01258 80 80 0 0
6431 I don't care how many edibles he's had, sir. This is a park for literal kites. 1.0000 0.02410 42 42 0 0