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Name | Value |
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Submission deadline | 2018-07-15T22:53:00.000Z |
Voting started | - |
Voting ended | 2018-07-15T22:54:00.000Z |
Finalists announced | 2018-07-23T22:53:00.000Z |
Magazine(s) announcing finalists issued | July 30, 2018 |
Number of captions | 6432 |
Number of responses | 971088 |
Number of participants | - |
In this table, the "mean" means the empirically measured average funniness score when the "unfunny", "somewhat funny" and "funny" receive a funniness score of 1, 2, 3 respectively. "Precison" is the standard error of the mean, the standard deviation of the mean estimate. With that, a caption with an empirical mean μ and precision σ has true mean in the range [μ - 2σ, μ + 2σ] with 95% probability by the 68-95-99.7 rule assuming the responses are indepedent and identically distributed.
Rank | Caption | Mean | Precision | Total votes | "Unfunny" votes | "Somewhat funny" votes | "Funny" votes |
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0 | You better hope that was rain I just felt." | 2.1204 | 0.00739 | 10403 | 2403 | 4344 | 3656 |
1 | It's a park. He's on a leash. What's it to you? | 2.0436 | 0.00910 | 7202 | 1996 | 2896 | 2310 |
2 | Okay, but if he starts sniffing their tails he has to leave. | 1.9805 | 0.00782 | 10188 | 3278 | 3831 | 3079 |
3 | Have you tried saying, "Down, boy"? | 1.9322 | 0.00806 | 8968 | 2938 | 3700 | 2330 |
4 | He's a beagle, but he claims the "b" is silent. | 1.9283 | 0.00875 | 8304 | 2957 | 2985 | 2362 |
5 | Sir, are you suggesting that someone else's kite pooped on the lawn? | 1.9240 | 0.00892 | 7798 | 2739 | 2913 | 2146 |
6 | Skye terrier or Airedale? | 1.9114 | 0.00897 | 7552 | 2658 | 2905 | 1989 |
7 | Can I borrow that? I’ve got to get a cat out of a tree. | 1.9083 | 0.00865 | 8160 | 2898 | 3112 | 2150 |
8 | I don't think you appreciate the gravity of the situation. | 1.8825 | 0.00867 | 8307 | 3141 | 3001 | 2165 |
9 | Sir, did you leave a kite at the dog park by any chance? | 1.8674 | 0.00871 | 7936 | 2982 | 3024 | 1930 |
10 | Sticking his head out the car window just doesn't do the trick for him anymore. | 1.8381 | 0.01030 | 5424 | 2071 | 2160 | 1193 |
11 | But my dog IS on a leash | 1.8357 | 0.00837 | 8180 | 3128 | 3268 | 1784 |
12 | He's a bird dog. | 1.8336 | 0.00948 | 6743 | 2697 | 2471 | 1575 |
13 | Sorry, sir, dog days are in August | 1.8322 | 0.01354 | 3368 | 1370 | 1193 | 805 |
14 | No no, it’s let sleeping dogs LIE | 1.8265 | 0.01612 | 2426 | 1011 | 825 | 590 |
15 | Any chance you can do that with a pig? My wife would have to let me get a motorcycle if you could. | 1.8171 | 0.01076 | 5707 | 2502 | 1747 | 1458 |
16 | Do you realize your kite's in the car with the window cracked open? | 1.7959 | 0.00910 | 7334 | 3130 | 2571 | 1633 |
17 | No, dogs are welcome. But we do enforce the laws of physics. | 1.7956 | 0.00955 | 6629 | 2818 | 2348 | 1463 |
18 | The sign only said, “No dogs on grass.” | 1.7865 | 0.00925 | 6505 | 2654 | 2586 | 1265 |
19 | Sir, all dogs go to heaven, it's time to let go. | 1.7786 | 0.01025 | 5701 | 2478 | 2007 | 1216 |
20 | I can't even get mine to sit! | 1.7712 | 0.00972 | 6057 | 2584 | 2275 | 1198 |
21 | Gravity isn't just a theory in this town, sir. It's the law. | 1.7650 | 0.01117 | 4864 | 2182 | 1643 | 1039 |
22 | He's still learning "down." | 1.7490 | 0.01288 | 3334 | 1446 | 1279 | 609 |
23 | The leash law isn't the problem. I'm worried about how good a catch you are with that little plastic bag. | 1.7421 | 0.01122 | 4618 | 2090 | 1629 | 899 |
24 | This is a New Yorker cartoon, Sir, not a Far Side. | 1.7391 | 0.01230 | 4185 | 2013 | 1251 | 921 |
25 | The second he starts marking his territory you're outta here. | 1.7325 | 0.01104 | 4433 | 1948 | 1723 | 762 |
26 | "We're getting complaints from people with absolutely no imagination." | 1.7243 | 0.01297 | 3471 | 1624 | 1180 | 667 |
27 | C'mon man, it's a therapy kite. | 1.7167 | 0.02156 | 1313 | 639 | 407 | 267 |
28 | They said he's too high-strung for the dog park. | 1.7127 | 0.01273 | 3557 | 1682 | 1215 | 660 |
29 | Sir, I don't make the laws of gravity, I just enforce them. | 1.7081 | 0.01196 | 4049 | 1935 | 1361 | 753 |
30 | In addition to violating the leash law, sir, you’re also in violation of Newton’s first, second and third laws of motion. | 1.7048 | 0.01511 | 2622 | 1286 | 824 | 512 |
31 | Everyone always says 'sit.' No one ever thinks to say 'fly.' | 1.6941 | 0.01459 | 2824 | 1413 | 862 | 549 |
32 | I hope that you walked him first? | 1.6812 | 0.02437 | 1101 | 591 | 270 | 240 |
33 | We’re going to need you to pick up after your kite. | 1.6661 | 0.02087 | 1183 | 568 | 442 | 173 |
34 | LIMERICK: There once was a dog name of Spot....Got a hold of a whole lotta pot...It got him so high...He thought he could fly...And now, I can't get him to stop. | 1.6564 | 0.01224 | 4028 | 2145 | 1122 | 761 |
35 | I hate to be the one to tell you this, but you’re going to have to put him down. | 1.6471 | 0.01796 | 1839 | 984 | 520 | 335 |
36 | You need to clean up after your kite. | 1.6408 | 0.01468 | 2447 | 1242 | 842 | 363 |
37 | Sir, when I said your dog couldn't set foot in this park again... | 1.6365 | 0.01365 | 2641 | 1304 | 993 | 344 |
38 | Honestly, this is more believable than the recent election... | 1.6334 | 0.01617 | 2275 | 1246 | 617 | 412 |
39 | Sorry sir, support kites are not permitted in this park | 1.6281 | 0.01292 | 3232 | 1696 | 1042 | 494 |
40 | Yes, sir. I'm quite sure it's not just a passing sprinkle. | 1.6190 | 0.01454 | 2404 | 1243 | 834 | 327 |
41 | I don't care how he identifies, sir. | 1.6144 | 0.02344 | 1058 | 590 | 286 | 182 |
42 | I know what you’re thinking, Officer. Why is this guy wearing a jacket in July? | 1.6130 | 0.01545 | 2323 | 1267 | 688 | 368 |
43 | For the record, we don't allow kites in the dog park either. | 1.6093 | 0.01427 | 2434 | 1264 | 857 | 313 |
44 | Sir, just because it has a tail, doesn’t make it a kite... | 1.5972 | 0.01847 | 1482 | 793 | 493 | 196 |
45 | Your dog is high as a kite. | 1.5867 | 0.01895 | 1575 | 905 | 416 | 254 |
46 | I don't think you understand the gravity of this situation. | 1.5786 | 0.01607 | 2024 | 1135 | 607 | 282 |
47 | We're doing K-9 training over there, and I believe your little fella may have gotten into the drug sniffing kit. | 1.5768 | 0.01826 | 1621 | 926 | 455 | 240 |
48 | If I let one person violate the laws of physics, soon everyone will. | 1.5730 | 0.01998 | 1335 | 762 | 381 | 192 |
49 | Does he know DOWN? | 1.5696 | 0.01330 | 2637 | 1427 | 918 | 292 |
50 | Unless this is Thanksgiving and your name’s Macy, you’re coming with me. | 1.5633 | 0.01681 | 1800 | 1022 | 542 | 236 |
51 | Dog catcher? No. I'm from the FAA. | 1.5568 | 0.01826 | 1487 | 844 | 458 | 185 |
52 | Can he do any tricks? | 1.5524 | 0.01628 | 1984 | 1164 | 544 | 276 |
53 | Sir, I'm going to have to ask you to go fly a kite. | 1.5488 | 0.01563 | 2256 | 1360 | 554 | 342 |
54 | His addiction started when we let him stick his head out of the car window. | 1.5452 | 0.01424 | 2392 | 1371 | 738 | 283 |
55 | I don't care if it is an emotional support kite, it's not allowed here. | 1.5421 | 0.01486 | 2341 | 1386 | 641 | 314 |
56 | No problem. He's an Airedale. | 1.5401 | 0.01443 | 2307 | 1328 | 712 | 267 |
57 | Is he an Airedale or a Skye Terrier? | 1.5344 | 0.01784 | 1568 | 926 | 446 | 196 |
58 | That'd better be rain I'm feeling. | 1.5336 | 0.02445 | 804 | 468 | 243 | 93 |
59 | No,sir,the saying is let sleeping dogs lie. | 1.5304 | 0.01725 | 1708 | 1023 | 464 | 221 |
60 | It's the damnedest thing. He always used to chase the helium truck and then one day he caught it. | 1.5240 | 0.01727 | 1666 | 999 | 461 | 206 |
61 | I told you last time. Curb your dog. | 1.5207 | 0.01753 | 1736 | 1078 | 412 | 246 |
62 | I thought I would let sleeping dogs fly. | 1.5200 | 0.01710 | 1729 | 1051 | 457 | 221 |
63 | Glad to see you have him on a leash today. | 1.5167 | 0.02462 | 720 | 415 | 238 | 67 |
64 | Be sure to clean up after your kite. | 1.5128 | 0.01762 | 1527 | 915 | 441 | 171 |
65 | The man in the open convertible would like to have a word with you. | 1.5126 | 0.01768 | 1467 | 868 | 446 | 153 |
66 | Land Rover! | 1.5104 | 0.02203 | 1105 | 699 | 248 | 158 |
67 | Investigating reports of a dog chasing kites. Seen anything? | 1.5095 | 0.01733 | 1468 | 860 | 468 | 140 |
68 | Did you just come from the vet, because you're dog is high as a kite. | 1.5068 | 0.01888 | 1405 | 869 | 360 | 176 |
69 | I don't care if he is IS an airedale. | 1.5050 | 0.02810 | 606 | 369 | 168 | 69 |
70 | Nice work. I can't even get mine to stop drinking out of the toilet. | 1.5026 | 0.02053 | 1134 | 693 | 312 | 129 |
71 | Pigs, sir. When pigs will fly. | 1.5023 | 0.01859 | 1314 | 788 | 392 | 134 |
72 | Sir, we've received complaints of a howling wind. | 1.5010 | 0.03099 | 521 | 325 | 131 | 65 |
73 | Well, for starters, the law of gravity. | 1.5004 | 0.02057 | 1145 | 706 | 305 | 134 |
74 | Excuse me sir - is that an Airedale? | 1.5004 | 0.01926 | 1267 | 772 | 356 | 139 |
75 | She’ll have to come down sir, she’s higher than a kite. | 1.5004 | 0.01955 | 1275 | 788 | 336 | 151 |
76 | Ignoring the sign is one thing, but willfully ignoring the laws of gravity, mister, is another. | 1.5000 | 0.01980 | 1256 | 780 | 324 | 152 |
77 | And how long ago did he eat the brownies, sir? | 1.4996 | 0.01962 | 1263 | 781 | 333 | 149 |
78 | Having a tail doesn't make it a kite! | 1.4996 | 0.01936 | 1255 | 766 | 351 | 138 |
79 | No, sir- - it’s when pigs fly. | 1.4984 | 0.01958 | 1236 | 758 | 340 | 138 |
80 | Sorry sir, no Emotional Support Kites allowed. | 1.4971 | 0.01996 | 1221 | 758 | 319 | 144 |
81 | I think we both know what's up. | 1.4923 | 0.02986 | 522 | 321 | 145 | 56 |
82 | You are required to pick up after your kite. | 1.4919 | 0.01963 | 1118 | 669 | 348 | 101 |
83 | It's important he gets the scent right away. After 24 hrs these missing kites are almost impossible to find. | 1.4916 | 0.02051 | 1127 | 699 | 302 | 126 |
84 | Is that were a pig it would explain Trump's election. | 1.4912 | 0.02097 | 1140 | 723 | 274 | 143 |
85 | He's a little gassy today | 1.4859 | 0.02119 | 1029 | 638 | 282 | 109 |
86 | Man kites dog | 1.4856 | 0.02208 | 1044 | 672 | 237 | 135 |
87 | Actually, the barking is not what people are complaining about. | 1.4835 | 0.02805 | 575 | 355 | 162 | 58 |
88 | Got a report of some guy walking his dog in the park, against regulations. You seen anything? | 1.4833 | 0.02189 | 987 | 620 | 257 | 110 |
89 | Sir, I know that wasn't rain | 1.4810 | 0.02098 | 1000 | 614 | 291 | 95 |
90 | He saw a flying squirrel. | 1.4795 | 0.02290 | 953 | 615 | 219 | 119 |
91 | Sir, people can barely cope with birds pooping on them. | 1.4789 | 0.02334 | 950 | 622 | 201 | 127 |
92 | It turns out old dogs CAN learn new tricks. | 1.4784 | 0.02173 | 924 | 568 | 270 | 86 |
93 | Is there a reason he's not wearing a collar? | 1.4782 | 0.02118 | 964 | 591 | 285 | 88 |
94 | He's my seeing eye dog. I'm just taking a look around. | 1.4770 | 0.02282 | 933 | 598 | 225 | 110 |
95 | It was on his bucket list. | 1.4767 | 0.02427 | 772 | 483 | 210 | 79 |
96 | Sir, there’s a leash law and the law of gravity. I’m fining you for both. | 1.4762 | 0.02345 | 905 | 586 | 207 | 112 |
97 | I've had complaints that you're not picking up after your kite. | 1.4755 | 0.02217 | 898 | 557 | 255 | 86 |
98 | Stickin' his head out the car window not enough?" | 1.4753 | 0.02152 | 930 | 572 | 274 | 84 |
99 | That's right. And we also require a permit to fly fish. | 1.4725 | 0.02426 | 819 | 527 | 197 | 95 |
100 | Pretty good with such a short tail. | 1.4713 | 0.02167 | 887 | 543 | 270 | 74 |
101 | Well officer... what exactly does it look like I am doing? | 1.4675 | 0.02256 | 847 | 528 | 242 | 77 |
102 | First they told me no flying kites at the dog park and now you're telling me no flying dogs at the kite park. Where am I suppose to fly this guy? | 1.4671 | 0.02353 | 805 | 508 | 218 | 79 |
103 | We're looking for a missing dog. Seen anything suspicious? | 1.4658 | 0.02293 | 805 | 500 | 235 | 70 |
104 | Yes sir, I am absolutely certain that it was not one of the other kites that pooped. | 1.4652 | 0.02462 | 791 | 514 | 186 | 91 |
105 | He ain't nothin' but a hound dog, flyin' all the time. | 1.4652 | 0.02610 | 718 | 470 | 162 | 86 |
106 | I think your dog has gas. | 1.4646 | 0.02405 | 790 | 505 | 203 | 82 |
107 | The saying is, "Let sleeping dogs LIE." | 1.4643 | 0.02402 | 812 | 524 | 199 | 89 |
108 | Before I give you a citation: How DOES that doggie in the wind blow? | 1.4635 | 0.02492 | 781 | 511 | 178 | 92 |
109 | I’m sorry, sir... only service-animal kites are permitted in this park. | 1.4612 | 0.02457 | 761 | 490 | 191 | 80 |
110 | Sir, your dog seems rather high-strung. | 1.4607 | 0.02733 | 610 | 392 | 155 | 63 |
111 | Even if it is a Skye Terrier you still have to use the dog park. | 1.4599 | 0.02362 | 748 | 467 | 218 | 63 |
112 | SPCA? I'm actually here with the FAA. | 1.4595 | 0.02417 | 766 | 490 | 200 | 76 |
113 | I'm taking him out for some air. | 1.4578 | 0.02403 | 723 | 453 | 209 | 61 |
114 | Well, tell him to hold it. We're getting complaints. | 1.4570 | 0.02393 | 744 | 470 | 208 | 66 |
115 | I'm sorry, sir, but it's against park rules to let sleeping dogs fly. | 1.4558 | 0.02497 | 735 | 477 | 181 | 77 |
116 | The high-pitched bark is from helium. He'll be coming down any second now. | 1.4543 | 0.02466 | 700 | 444 | 194 | 62 |
117 | I'll need to see his rabies tag, shot records, and pilot's license. | 1.4495 | 0.02495 | 654 | 412 | 190 | 52 |
118 | In this park disobeying the laws of physics is strictly prohibited. | 1.4495 | 0.02623 | 663 | 434 | 160 | 69 |
119 | I'm sorry, Sir. But this park is only for right-handed people. I'll have to ask you to leave. | 1.4487 | 0.02645 | 673 | 446 | 152 | 75 |
120 | He just doesn’t identify as a dog anymore | 1.4484 | 0.02433 | 678 | 426 | 200 | 52 |
121 | I'm sorry, sir, but the law of gravity applies to everyone. | 1.4478 | 0.02560 | 670 | 434 | 172 | 64 |
122 | Have you tried Down Boy? | 1.4471 | 0.02501 | 662 | 421 | 186 | 55 |
123 | He likes the tail wind. | 1.4458 | 0.02579 | 637 | 409 | 172 | 56 |
124 | Sir, All dogs go to heaven. Just let go! | 1.4458 | 0.02672 | 655 | 435 | 148 | 72 |
125 | My wife said I’ll win the Caption Contest when dogs fly. | 1.4438 | 0.02744 | 640 | 431 | 134 | 75 |
126 | Sorry, but that's just not going to fly. | 1.4393 | 0.02667 | 610 | 399 | 154 | 57 |
127 | Now we’ve talked about this sort of thing before, Governor Romney. | 1.4378 | 0.02809 | 603 | 408 | 126 | 69 |
128 | The dog park is open now. Thanks for waiting. | 1.4376 | 0.02685 | 601 | 394 | 151 | 56 |
129 | Technically, officer, this IS a leash. | 1.4376 | 0.02514 | 601 | 378 | 183 | 40 |
130 | I can see he's an airedale,sir, but you still can't do that. | 1.4365 | 0.02769 | 591 | 394 | 136 | 61 |
131 | Airedale, right? | 1.4365 | 0.02696 | 591 | 387 | 150 | 54 |
132 | Someone with a squirrel kite wants you to leave. | 1.4356 | 0.02634 | 590 | 381 | 161 | 48 |
133 | Well all the PETA folks get mad when I leave him in the car. | 1.4355 | 0.02684 | 581 | 378 | 153 | 50 |
134 | May I suggest that you just mix some beano in with his kibble. | 1.4338 | 0.02773 | 574 | 381 | 137 | 56 |
135 | What do you expect me to do? There was no wind at the dog park. | 1.4328 | 0.02653 | 573 | 370 | 158 | 45 |
136 | I don't care if he identifies as a kite. | 1.4314 | 0.02897 | 561 | 382 | 116 | 63 |
137 | His dog license is fine - I need see to his pilot's license. | 1.4301 | 0.02761 | 551 | 362 | 141 | 48 |
138 | He's more bark than kite. | 1.4299 | 0.02767 | 556 | 367 | 139 | 50 |
139 | And you walked your dog before you flew him, right? | 1.4291 | 0.02600 | 543 | 343 | 167 | 33 |
140 | What do you mean "define kite"? | 1.4291 | 0.02824 | 550 | 367 | 130 | 53 |
141 | It's pissing in the wind we're worried about | 1.4266 | 0.03003 | 511 | 348 | 108 | 55 |
142 | I think your dog's eating too much fiber. | 1.4264 | 0.03020 | 530 | 367 | 100 | 63 |
143 | 'Rain' is not yellow... | 1.4259 | 0.02939 | 526 | 357 | 114 | 55 |
144 | Try introducing new kibble gradually. Makes them less gassy. | 1.4253 | 0.02951 | 529 | 361 | 111 | 57 |
145 | He identifies as a kite | 1.4253 | 0.02815 | 529 | 350 | 133 | 46 |
146 | Well, SOMEONE'S kite peed on my head. | 1.4239 | 0.02967 | 519 | 354 | 110 | 55 |
147 | Try a shorter leash. | 1.4237 | 0.02826 | 498 | 325 | 135 | 38 |
148 | How convenient. The tail came with it. | 1.4236 | 0.02780 | 517 | 338 | 139 | 40 |
149 | My dog is on a leash. | 1.4236 | 0.02614 | 517 | 326 | 163 | 28 |
150 | Just be careful of flying squirrels. When they're around it's like the kite has a mind of its own. | 1.4225 | 0.04200 | 258 | 176 | 55 | 27 |
151 | Yes sir, I realize that he's not actually touching the park. But there are still no dogs allowed. | 1.4221 | 0.02850 | 488 | 319 | 132 | 37 |
152 | This levity doesn’t detract from the gravity of your situation | 1.4213 | 0.03000 | 508 | 348 | 106 | 54 |
153 | Sir, I'm afraid I'm standing in the reason I stopped you for! | 1.4209 | 0.02889 | 506 | 338 | 123 | 45 |
154 | That'd better be an emotional support kite. | 1.4194 | 0.02831 | 496 | 326 | 132 | 38 |
155 | Because no one else's kite has genitalia, that's why! | 1.4161 | 0.03056 | 483 | 332 | 101 | 50 |
156 | It was fight or flight. | 1.4161 | 0.02999 | 483 | 328 | 109 | 46 |
157 | He ate all my marijuana brownies. | 1.4161 | 0.02999 | 483 | 328 | 109 | 46 |
158 | He’s dreaming. | 1.4161 | 0.02955 | 483 | 325 | 115 | 43 |
159 | We only allow pigs to fly here, Sir. | 1.4161 | 0.03749 | 298 | 200 | 72 | 26 |
160 | Hey Bub...Gravity..it's not just a suggestion...it's the law! | 1.4147 | 0.03034 | 475 | 324 | 105 | 46 |
161 | If he tries to mark his territory again, I’ll have to ask you to leave. | 1.4144 | 0.02939 | 473 | 316 | 118 | 39 |
162 | Officer, let’s let sleeping dogs fly! | 1.4136 | 0.03047 | 469 | 320 | 104 | 45 |
163 | Its hard to keep a good dog down. | 1.4136 | 0.02940 | 469 | 313 | 118 | 38 |
164 | I see you finally got your kite fixed. | 1.4129 | 0.03095 | 465 | 320 | 98 | 47 |
165 | He's just always been kind of a free spirit. | 1.4118 | 0.02919 | 459 | 304 | 121 | 34 |
166 | I don't CARE if he THINKS he's a kite. | 1.4116 | 0.02882 | 464 | 306 | 125 | 33 |
167 | The lady with the hydrant balloon already left. | 1.4113 | 0.02970 | 462 | 310 | 114 | 38 |
168 | Try it more authoritatively, “Down, boy.” | 1.4105 | 0.03067 | 458 | 313 | 102 | 43 |
169 | I believe the sign says “No dogs ON the lawn” | 1.4105 | 0.02890 | 458 | 302 | 124 | 32 |
170 | If you love him, let him go. | 1.4098 | 0.03029 | 449 | 303 | 108 | 38 |
171 | Of course I remember you, sir. Your kite urinated on my leg last Sunday. | 1.4093 | 0.03047 | 452 | 307 | 105 | 40 |
172 | All bark and no kite, huh? | 1.4085 | 0.03098 | 448 | 307 | 99 | 42 |
173 | Wait. No. The man I'm looking for was flying a collie. | 1.4077 | 0.03069 | 444 | 302 | 103 | 39 |
174 | It's less a leash law violation and more of an air drop concern. | 1.4064 | 0.03029 | 438 | 295 | 108 | 35 |
175 | Sir, it's obvious from here that your dog is not neutered. | 1.4064 | 0.03197 | 438 | 305 | 88 | 45 |
176 | I don't care if he's 'above the law.' | 1.4064 | 0.03098 | 438 | 299 | 100 | 39 |
177 | And that's a service kite, right? | 1.4055 | 0.02960 | 434 | 288 | 116 | 30 |
178 | Not only are you flouting the rules, you are wantonly defying gravity | 1.4052 | 0.03136 | 427 | 292 | 97 | 38 |
179 | I'm investigating some missing helium. | 1.4051 | 0.03023 | 432 | 290 | 109 | 33 |
180 | Whaddaya mean he doesn't know the command "down boy? | 1.4038 | 0.03105 | 426 | 290 | 100 | 36 |
181 | Mr. Larson, for the last time there will be no Far Side shenanigans in this park. | 1.4029 | 0.03207 | 407 | 279 | 92 | 36 |
182 | We were playing Frisbee at the dog park and he just took off. | 1.4028 | 0.02935 | 427 | 282 | 118 | 27 |
183 | She got into the helium again? | 1.4024 | 0.03162 | 425 | 293 | 93 | 39 |
184 | This wasn't what I had in mind when I asked you to keep him off the grass. | 1.4021 | 0.03153 | 388 | 260 | 100 | 28 |
185 | Please curb your kite, sir. | 1.4019 | 0.03047 | 423 | 285 | 106 | 32 |
186 | So, you're telling me that this is a service kite. | 1.4019 | 0.03208 | 423 | 294 | 88 | 41 |
187 | Bird dog? | 1.4019 | 0.03137 | 423 | 290 | 96 | 37 |
188 | What did you feed him? He's as high as a kite! | 1.4014 | 0.03129 | 421 | 288 | 97 | 36 |
189 | I flew a cat for a while, but putting a leash on it just looked ridiculous | 1.4010 | 0.03264 | 419 | 294 | 82 | 43 |
190 | I don't care if it is an Airedale, you can't fly it here. | 1.4010 | 0.03085 | 419 | 284 | 102 | 33 |
191 | I’m going to have to book you for violating the laws of physics. | 1.4010 | 0.03010 | 419 | 280 | 110 | 29 |
192 | I know he's paper trained. That's why the kite flyers are complaining. | 1.4000 | 0.03428 | 380 | 267 | 74 | 39 |
193 | I'm more interested in why than how, sir. | 1.4000 | 0.03215 | 415 | 288 | 88 | 39 |
194 | Sorry, sir. Only pigs are allowed. | 1.3995 | 0.03134 | 413 | 282 | 97 | 34 |
195 | Sir, we don't allow mixed metaphors here..." | 1.3980 | 0.03259 | 407 | 284 | 84 | 39 |
196 | You say it’s a kite string; I say it’s a leash. | 1.3980 | 0.03165 | 407 | 279 | 94 | 34 |
197 | He’s my seeing high dog. | 1.3980 | 0.03314 | 407 | 287 | 78 | 42 |
198 | Are you aware of the six foot leash limit? | 1.3980 | 0.03028 | 407 | 272 | 108 | 27 |
199 | The difference between President Trump and a flying dog is the letter the F. | 1.3970 | 0.03535 | 403 | 296 | 54 | 53 |
200 | My head says put him down, but my heart says to just let him go. | 1.3970 | 0.03068 | 403 | 271 | 104 | 28 |
201 | Well it’s a fight-or-flight response. | 1.3960 | 0.03208 | 399 | 275 | 90 | 34 |
202 | He’s a lighter-than-Airedale. | 1.3955 | 0.03078 | 397 | 267 | 103 | 27 |
203 | Well, yes sir, the sign does say 'No dogs on the grass'... | 1.3955 | 0.03057 | 397 | 266 | 105 | 26 |
204 | In this town, we obey the laws of physics. | 1.3944 | 0.03321 | 393 | 276 | 79 | 38 |
205 | Look, buddy, we’ll be lucky at this point if Gary Larson doesn’t sue us. | 1.3937 | 0.03355 | 381 | 267 | 78 | 36 |
206 | I don’t give a flying Shih Tzu what breed it is sir. | 1.3933 | 0.03203 | 389 | 267 | 91 | 31 |
207 | Can I go next? | 1.3933 | 0.03264 | 389 | 270 | 85 | 34 |
208 | Can you try to keep him from sniffing the other kite's tails? | 1.3928 | 0.03296 | 387 | 270 | 82 | 35 |
209 | No, I never heard of a Lighter Than Airedale Terrier. | 1.3922 | 0.03204 | 385 | 264 | 91 | 30 |
210 | You are not in violation of the leash law; the problem is with the law of gravity. | 1.3922 | 0.03267 | 385 | 267 | 85 | 33 |
211 | Sir, I'm afraid we're going to have to insist that you obey the law of gravity. | 1.3911 | 0.03183 | 381 | 260 | 93 | 28 |
212 | I don't care if he is a bird dog. | 1.3911 | 0.03311 | 381 | 266 | 81 | 34 |
213 | Well, Mr. Milan, you are in fact one hell of a dog trainer. | 1.3911 | 0.03227 | 381 | 262 | 89 | 30 |
214 | Sorry Officer; my dog thinks he's above it all. | 1.3905 | 0.03323 | 379 | 265 | 80 | 34 |
215 | Your kite has been sniffing the other kites' tails. | 1.3905 | 0.03344 | 379 | 266 | 78 | 35 |
216 | I don't care for the way you are defying the laws of physics, sir | 1.3899 | 0.03228 | 377 | 259 | 89 | 29 |
217 | Your kite just peed on my shoes" | 1.3899 | 0.03250 | 377 | 260 | 87 | 30 |
218 | Sir, I'm afraid gravity is the law around here. | 1.3893 | 0.03217 | 375 | 257 | 90 | 28 |
219 | You're scaring the other kites. | 1.3887 | 0.03184 | 373 | 254 | 93 | 26 |
220 | Sir, you're under arrest for breaking the law of gravity. | 1.3887 | 0.03360 | 373 | 262 | 77 | 34 |
221 | Sir, this isn't what your vet meant when she said "he needs more air" | 1.3887 | 0.03251 | 373 | 257 | 87 | 29 |
222 | Is that a bird dog? | 1.3885 | 0.03203 | 381 | 262 | 90 | 29 |
223 | Show me a sign saying “no balloon animals”. | 1.3881 | 0.03351 | 371 | 260 | 78 | 33 |
224 | Technically, he’s still on the grass | 1.3881 | 0.03307 | 371 | 258 | 82 | 31 |
225 | Technically, the dog is not in the park. | 1.3869 | 0.03194 | 367 | 250 | 92 | 25 |
226 | Look, it was cute when you flew the pig, but I'm not seeing the joke here. | 1.3864 | 0.03407 | 352 | 246 | 76 | 30 |
227 | I'm afraid I'm going to have to arrest you for breaking the laws of physics. | 1.3863 | 0.03344 | 365 | 255 | 79 | 31 |
228 | I'm going to overlook this simply because I don't have a box to check off for it. | 1.3860 | 0.03327 | 342 | 234 | 84 | 24 |
229 | You must be the man who mistook his dog for a kite. | 1.3857 | 0.03379 | 363 | 255 | 76 | 32 |
230 | Sorry sir, but we enforce the law of gravity in this park. | 1.3857 | 0.03310 | 363 | 252 | 82 | 29 |
231 | No, sir. Giving out poop bags for people to wear on their heads is not the solution. | 1.3857 | 0.03287 | 363 | 251 | 84 | 28 |
232 | I'm sorry, but that's against the law of gravity. | 1.3850 | 0.03323 | 361 | 251 | 81 | 29 |
233 | He's always been light on his feet. | 1.3850 | 0.03323 | 361 | 251 | 81 | 29 |
234 | Keep your distance from the kid with the fire hydrant kite. | 1.3844 | 0.03335 | 359 | 250 | 80 | 29 |
235 | I see he takes his work as a bird dog very seriously. | 1.3838 | 0.03300 | 357 | 247 | 83 | 27 |
236 | If it looks like a Dog, howls like a Dog, and has a tail like a Dog, it's not a Kite. | 1.3836 | 0.03059 | 365 | 244 | 102 | 19 |
237 | That was not rain. | 1.3824 | 0.03373 | 353 | 247 | 77 | 29 |
238 | Well, yes, it does have a tail. | 1.3824 | 0.03227 | 353 | 241 | 89 | 23 |
239 | But he's not off leash. | 1.3818 | 0.03110 | 351 | 235 | 98 | 18 |
240 | We're looking for a man with glasses, a baseball cap, and a dog. Let us know if you see anything. | 1.3811 | 0.03399 | 349 | 245 | 75 | 29 |
241 | Max would stop at nothing to prove he was indeed a good boy. | 1.3800 | 0.03668 | 300 | 211 | 64 | 25 |
242 | Sir, that's not really what they mean by bird dog. | 1.3797 | 0.03249 | 345 | 236 | 87 | 22 |
243 | I guess you can teach them new tricks. | 1.3790 | 0.03414 | 343 | 241 | 74 | 28 |
244 | This is against the Law of Gravity. | 1.3790 | 0.03439 | 343 | 242 | 72 | 29 |
245 | We've been getting complaints from PETA AND Neil Degrasse Tyson... | 1.3785 | 0.03520 | 325 | 229 | 69 | 27 |
246 | I guess he is technically on a leash!! | 1.3783 | 0.03138 | 341 | 229 | 95 | 17 |
247 | They said the same thing about Trump getting elected. | 1.3778 | 0.03570 | 315 | 222 | 67 | 26 |
248 | He's not a kite, he's blimpadoodle. | 1.3761 | 0.03390 | 335 | 234 | 76 | 25 |
249 | So, that's what they call "Upward Dog"? | 1.3761 | 0.03520 | 335 | 239 | 66 | 30 |
250 | The park is all kite and no bark. | 1.3761 | 0.03337 | 335 | 232 | 80 | 23 |
251 | But officer, he's not off leash. | 1.3761 | 0.03337 | 335 | 232 | 80 | 23 |
252 | Sir, yelling bombs-away is not appreciated by the rest of our guests. | 1.3754 | 0.03635 | 317 | 227 | 61 | 29 |
253 | Did you happen to see a man in a baseball cap walking a dog? | 1.3754 | 0.03430 | 333 | 234 | 73 | 26 |
254 | What's up? Dog? | 1.3754 | 0.03323 | 333 | 230 | 81 | 22 |
255 | Yes, I can see that he is on-leash. | 1.3754 | 0.03404 | 333 | 233 | 75 | 25 |
256 | Who's a good kite? | 1.3739 | 0.03666 | 329 | 240 | 55 | 34 |
257 | What was the name of that obedience school? | 1.3739 | 0.03404 | 329 | 230 | 75 | 24 |
258 | I know he's on leash but I'm citing you under the Law of Gravity. | 1.3731 | 0.03578 | 327 | 235 | 62 | 30 |
259 | This is not what I meant when I said - "Strictly no dogs on park grounds." | 1.3731 | 0.03472 | 327 | 231 | 70 | 26 |
260 | they said he’d be impeached when dogs fly so.... | 1.3723 | 0.03513 | 325 | 231 | 67 | 27 |
261 | Wouldn't it be easier if you just rolled down the window when you're driving? | 1.3723 | 0.03375 | 325 | 226 | 77 | 22 |
262 | Does your kite have all its shots? | 1.3722 | 0.03554 | 309 | 218 | 67 | 24 |
263 | We're getting complaints, sir. You have to curb your kite. | 1.3719 | 0.03353 | 320 | 221 | 79 | 20 |
264 | I don't care if he's training for the Macy Parade. | 1.3715 | 0.03360 | 323 | 224 | 78 | 21 |
265 | You're lucky. Mine's afraid of the lightning. | 1.3707 | 0.03373 | 321 | 223 | 77 | 21 |
266 | Do you realize how many laws of physics you're violating right now? | 1.3699 | 0.03473 | 319 | 225 | 70 | 24 |
267 | Your kite keeps chasing its tail. | 1.3699 | 0.03328 | 319 | 220 | 80 | 19 |
268 | If you wouldn't mind using both hands sir -- we lost a Dalmatian here a week ago, and it still hasn't come down. | 1.3691 | 0.03341 | 317 | 219 | 79 | 19 |
269 | Sir, your zipper’s down. | 1.3684 | 0.04206 | 247 | 181 | 41 | 25 |
270 | I don't care if it has a tail and flies; the dog park is over there. | 1.3683 | 0.03354 | 315 | 218 | 78 | 19 |
271 | I'm not saying you are violating a rule. I am asking "How?" | 1.3683 | 0.03502 | 315 | 223 | 68 | 24 |
272 | And you call yourself a dog walker. | 1.3683 | 0.03473 | 315 | 222 | 70 | 23 |
273 | Technically. it doesn't qualify as a leash. | 1.3677 | 0.03421 | 310 | 216 | 74 | 20 |
274 | Terrierists are on the no fly list. | 1.3677 | 0.03541 | 310 | 220 | 66 | 24 |
275 | So you're saying that some old dogs can learn new tricks. | 1.3674 | 0.03458 | 313 | 220 | 71 | 22 |
276 | He ain’t nothin’ but a hound-dog, flyin’ all the time. | 1.3660 | 0.03510 | 306 | 216 | 68 | 22 |
277 | I don't care how high he can go. No one is above the law. | 1.3648 | 0.03591 | 307 | 220 | 62 | 25 |
278 | For one thing, it's against the law of gravity. | 1.3639 | 0.03516 | 305 | 216 | 67 | 22 |
279 | When we were driving we used to let him stick his head out of the car window and, well, one thing just lead to another. | 1.3639 | 0.03516 | 305 | 216 | 67 | 22 |
280 | I'd like to see the quick, brown, fox jump over him now. | 1.3639 | 0.03607 | 305 | 219 | 61 | 25 |
281 | I said please heel him not helium. | 1.3633 | 0.03618 | 300 | 215 | 61 | 24 |
282 | Yeah, you're right, it's probable safer for him than flying United. | 1.3633 | 0.03648 | 300 | 216 | 59 | 25 |
283 | Is that the only trick he does? | 1.3633 | 0.03769 | 300 | 220 | 51 | 29 |
284 | Yeah, crazy, but he wants to try out for the Macy’s parade. | 1.3633 | 0.03739 | 300 | 219 | 53 | 28 |
285 | Is your kite friendly? | 1.3633 | 0.03460 | 300 | 210 | 71 | 19 |
286 | There have been complaints of intermittent showers. | 1.3624 | 0.03602 | 298 | 213 | 62 | 23 |
287 | You can fly your dog only before 9 AM or after 11PM. | 1.3624 | 0.03442 | 298 | 208 | 72 | 18 |
288 | It’s a hybrid. | 1.3621 | 0.03419 | 301 | 210 | 73 | 18 |
289 | The right tail makes all the difference. | 1.3618 | 0.05074 | 152 | 109 | 31 | 12 |
290 | Isn't it time to let go? | 1.3615 | 0.03554 | 296 | 210 | 65 | 21 |
291 | Couldn't he just stick his head out of the car window like all of the other dogs? | 1.3615 | 0.03587 | 296 | 211 | 63 | 22 |
292 | I’m going to have to ask you to clean up after your kite | 1.3615 | 0.03587 | 296 | 211 | 63 | 22 |
293 | I tried a pig once but it just wouldn't fly. | 1.3615 | 0.03522 | 296 | 209 | 67 | 20 |
294 | He’s my wingman. | 1.3615 | 0.03423 | 296 | 206 | 73 | 17 |
295 | Wow; I still can't even get my dog to sit. | 1.3605 | 0.03471 | 294 | 206 | 70 | 18 |
296 | Sir, we are getting complaints that your kite is humping the other kites. | 1.3605 | 0.03729 | 294 | 214 | 54 | 26 |
297 | He likes his own space. | 1.3605 | 0.03634 | 294 | 211 | 60 | 23 |
298 | Sorry,sir. I think I threw the tennis ball too high. | 1.3605 | 0.03698 | 294 | 213 | 56 | 25 |
299 | Sir, your dog is frightening the other kites. | 1.3605 | 0.03471 | 294 | 206 | 70 | 18 |
300 | Sorry Sir, only flying pigs are allowed. | 1.3605 | 0.03437 | 294 | 205 | 72 | 17 |
301 | A new leash on life, huh? | 1.3596 | 0.03618 | 292 | 209 | 61 | 22 |
302 | Airedale? Skye terrier? Or is it from a long line of bird-dogs? | 1.3596 | 0.02855 | 292 | 188 | 103 | 1 |
303 | I wanted him to heel, so I gave him helium. | 1.3596 | 0.03900 | 292 | 218 | 43 | 31 |
304 | It's the only way I can walk him, officer. The pound named him Trump. So,I get home and find out he's full of hot air. | 1.3586 | 0.03826 | 290 | 214 | 48 | 28 |
305 | He looks like a good buoy. | 1.3586 | 0.03667 | 290 | 209 | 58 | 23 |
306 | I could overlook the short tail and the long leash, but you also flagrantly break the law of gravity. | 1.3586 | 0.03667 | 290 | 209 | 58 | 23 |
307 | What can I say, he wasn't getting that thrill anymore from sticking his head out of the car window... | 1.3586 | 0.03601 | 290 | 207 | 62 | 21 |
308 | Sir, your kite is scaring the other kites.” | 1.3576 | 0.03550 | 288 | 204 | 65 | 19 |
309 | The balloon man says someone stole his helium tank. Have you seen anything suspicious? | 1.3576 | 0.03617 | 288 | 206 | 61 | 21 |
310 | Kites don't defecate, sir. | 1.3576 | 0.03584 | 288 | 205 | 63 | 20 |
311 | It’s obvious to me that your dog is high as a kite | 1.3576 | 0.03550 | 288 | 204 | 65 | 19 |
312 | Sir, your dog appears to be high as a kite. | 1.3576 | 0.03684 | 288 | 208 | 57 | 23 |
313 | He IS on leash! | 1.3569 | 0.03592 | 283 | 201 | 63 | 19 |
314 | Bob, I don't care how much you like the Beatles; bring Lucy down, now. | 1.3566 | 0.03799 | 286 | 210 | 50 | 26 |
315 | Sir, we ask people to please retrieve lost kites, not kite lost retrievers. | 1.3566 | 0.03701 | 286 | 207 | 56 | 23 |
316 | You don't see anybody flying kites at the dog park do you? | 1.3566 | 0.03425 | 286 | 199 | 72 | 15 |
317 | Yes, I have heard of a bird dog. | 1.3566 | 0.03566 | 286 | 203 | 64 | 19 |
318 | That doesn't look like a leash to me | 1.3566 | 0.03461 | 286 | 200 | 70 | 16 |
319 | It's my fault. I sent him to a Montessori obedience school. | 1.3556 | 0.03684 | 284 | 205 | 57 | 22 |
320 | Yes, it is a nice kite. But I'm still going to have to check his tags. | 1.3556 | 0.03403 | 284 | 197 | 73 | 14 |
321 | I was telling my wife that I was going to walk the dog, and she told me to “Go fly a kite’. | 1.3556 | 0.03684 | 284 | 205 | 57 | 22 |
322 | And I’d tell you the same if you were walking a kite in the dog park. | 1.3546 | 0.03769 | 282 | 206 | 52 | 24 |
323 | Well, it's not a pig. Carry on. | 1.3546 | 0.03526 | 282 | 199 | 66 | 17 |
324 | Well, I checked and you are technically compliant with the leash law. | 1.3546 | 0.03417 | 282 | 196 | 72 | 14 |
325 | If you took him to the dog park you could let him off the leash. | 1.3546 | 0.03490 | 282 | 198 | 68 | 16 |
326 | I'm going to have to arrest you for breaking the law of gravity. | 1.3525 | 0.03701 | 278 | 201 | 56 | 21 |
327 | No. When PIGS fly. | 1.3525 | 0.03735 | 278 | 202 | 54 | 22 |
328 | what did you tell him to fetch? | 1.3519 | 0.03472 | 270 | 188 | 69 | 13 |
329 | Sir, could you please pick up after your kite? | 1.3514 | 0.03682 | 276 | 199 | 57 | 20 |
330 | There's no such thing as a 'Kiteadoodle'. | 1.3514 | 0.03753 | 276 | 201 | 53 | 22 |
331 | Impressive, but we're getting complaints about the 'trickle-down' effect. | 1.3514 | 0.03811 | 259 | 187 | 53 | 19 |
332 | If he's Underdog, then where's his cape? | 1.3506 | 0.03691 | 271 | 195 | 57 | 19 |
333 | Yeah, but can he do any tricks? | 1.3506 | 0.03501 | 271 | 190 | 67 | 14 |
334 | Well, okay, but don't let him off leash. | 1.3506 | 0.03501 | 271 | 190 | 67 | 14 |
335 | We're still working on "sit" | 1.3506 | 0.03462 | 271 | 189 | 69 | 13 |
336 | That's why I'm wearing a hat. | 1.3506 | 0.03501 | 271 | 190 | 67 | 14 |
337 | Let me guess. You're blind. That's your seeing eye dog. And you are just taking a look around... | 1.3506 | 0.03728 | 271 | 196 | 55 | 20 |
338 | My wife told me to take our dog and fly a kite. | 1.3506 | 0.04045 | 271 | 205 | 37 | 29 |
339 | This is not what I meant when I said that the park’s dog policy was up in the air. | 1.3504 | 0.03699 | 274 | 198 | 56 | 20 |
340 | Kindly curb your kite. | 1.3504 | 0.03514 | 274 | 193 | 66 | 15 |
341 | Sorry, but we enforce the Law of Gravity here. | 1.3504 | 0.03626 | 274 | 196 | 60 | 18 |
342 | That your dog? | 1.3494 | 0.03595 | 269 | 191 | 62 | 16 |
343 | You say he’s practicing for Macy’s? | 1.3494 | 0.03855 | 269 | 198 | 48 | 23 |
344 | Dr. Pavlov. What exactly are you trying to prove now? | 1.3494 | 0.03633 | 269 | 192 | 60 | 17 |
345 | This is far-fetched. | 1.3488 | 0.03737 | 258 | 185 | 56 | 17 |
346 | The kid wants his dog back. | 1.3485 | 0.03435 | 264 | 183 | 70 | 11 |
347 | Is your wife out walking the kite? | 1.3485 | 0.03717 | 264 | 190 | 56 | 18 |
348 | Bad kite! | 1.3483 | 0.03726 | 267 | 193 | 55 | 19 |
349 | Must be a bitch to fly.... | 1.3483 | 0.03910 | 267 | 198 | 45 | 24 |
350 | He’s looking for his frisbee | 1.3483 | 0.03611 | 267 | 190 | 61 | 16 |
351 | A longer tail would give you more lift. | 1.3472 | 0.03819 | 265 | 194 | 50 | 21 |
352 | Sorry sir, dog flying on Tuesdays only | 1.3472 | 0.03628 | 265 | 189 | 60 | 16 |
353 | No, there isn't an exception during the dog days of Summer | 1.3472 | 0.03548 | 265 | 187 | 64 | 14 |
354 | That shit ain't gonna fly. | 1.3472 | 0.04002 | 265 | 199 | 40 | 26 |
355 | I don't care if it's a rescue kite. | 1.3472 | 0.03706 | 265 | 191 | 56 | 18 |
356 | He takes fetch very seriously. | 1.3460 | 0.03644 | 263 | 188 | 59 | 16 |
357 | New here? | 1.3460 | 0.03723 | 263 | 190 | 55 | 18 |
358 | 'Aloft' or not ... the leash limit is still six feet. | 1.3460 | 0.03564 | 263 | 186 | 63 | 14 |
359 | I’ll let it fly this time. | 1.3460 | 0.03644 | 263 | 188 | 59 | 16 |
360 | If he doesn't chase his dreams, who will? | 1.3460 | 0.03684 | 263 | 189 | 57 | 17 |
361 | Just because you CAN do it, doesn't mean you SHOULD do it. | 1.3460 | 0.03684 | 263 | 189 | 57 | 17 |
362 | He may well be an Airedale sir, but he still belongs in the Dog Park | 1.3460 | 0.03913 | 263 | 195 | 45 | 23 |
363 | Your dog appears to be high as a kite. | 1.3448 | 0.03819 | 261 | 191 | 50 | 20 |
364 | What’s up? | 1.3448 | 0.03819 | 261 | 191 | 50 | 20 |
365 | Having an inflated sense of self is not sufficient reason. | 1.3448 | 0.03780 | 261 | 190 | 52 | 19 |
366 | But, Officer, the sign clearly said "Keep your pets off the grass!." | 1.3424 | 0.03777 | 257 | 187 | 52 | 18 |
367 | I’m looking for a dog that swallowed a young girl’s helium balloon. | 1.3424 | 0.03935 | 257 | 191 | 44 | 22 |
368 | Sky Terrier? | 1.3417 | 0.03872 | 240 | 174 | 50 | 16 |
369 | He was raised by Kites. | 1.3412 | 0.03755 | 255 | 185 | 53 | 17 |
370 | Eventually, sticking his head out the car window wasn't enough. | 1.3412 | 0.03543 | 255 | 180 | 63 | 12 |
371 | Afghan hound? No Fly List. Bring him down. | 1.3412 | 0.03755 | 255 | 185 | 53 | 17 |
372 | Technically, yes, you are correct. He is on a leash. | 1.3412 | 0.03876 | 255 | 188 | 47 | 20 |
373 | NASA wants to talk to you. | 1.3412 | 0.03629 | 255 | 182 | 59 | 14 |
374 | The advertisement said fly-over, not fly Rover. | 1.3400 | 0.03888 | 250 | 184 | 47 | 19 |
375 | Sir, you need to pick up after your kite. | 1.3400 | 0.03762 | 250 | 181 | 53 | 16 |
376 | I see the thrill of the car window is a slippery slope. | 1.3400 | 0.03929 | 250 | 185 | 45 | 20 |
377 | Ruff winds today? | 1.3399 | 0.03731 | 253 | 183 | 54 | 16 |
378 | Oh yeah? Well, my dog thinks he's an opera singer. Now beat it. | 1.3399 | 0.03689 | 253 | 182 | 56 | 15 |
379 | Excuse me Sir, no hats allowed. | 1.3388 | 0.03294 | 245 | 167 | 73 | 5 |
380 | We've been getting complaints about him sniffing the tails of the other kites. | 1.3387 | 0.03737 | 248 | 179 | 54 | 15 |
381 | I beg to differ sir; ... a string can NOT be defined as a "leash' | 1.3387 | 0.03693 | 248 | 178 | 56 | 14 |
382 | You should've been here yesterday. It was RAINING cats and dogs. | 1.3387 | 0.03908 | 248 | 183 | 46 | 19 |
383 | Because the other kites don't poop on guests. | 1.3387 | 0.03693 | 248 | 178 | 56 | 14 |
384 | Just because you can doesn't mean you should. | 1.3374 | 0.03555 | 243 | 171 | 62 | 10 |
385 | He ate the whole pot of chili? | 1.3374 | 0.03742 | 243 | 175 | 54 | 14 |
386 | Sir, they found your kite at the dog park. | 1.3374 | 0.03711 | 246 | 177 | 55 | 14 |
387 | 'Very good sir, but it's not the physics that concerns me.' | 1.3374 | 0.04053 | 246 | 185 | 39 | 22 |
388 | If we make exception for you, Sir, everyone will come here with their flying dogs... | 1.3374 | 0.03799 | 246 | 179 | 51 | 16 |
389 | Does sticking his head out of the car window not do it for him? | 1.3374 | 0.03799 | 246 | 179 | 51 | 16 |
390 | Have you tried cutting out gluten. | 1.3374 | 0.03843 | 246 | 180 | 49 | 17 |
391 | Like the wind in his face, does he? | 1.3374 | 0.03755 | 246 | 178 | 53 | 15 |
392 | It has a tail." Seriously? You're going with that | 1.3374 | 0.03755 | 246 | 178 | 53 | 15 |
393 | Because it's scaring the squirrel kite. | 1.3374 | 0.03886 | 246 | 181 | 47 | 18 |
394 | Why not? It’s my emotional support kite. | 1.3374 | 0.03886 | 246 | 181 | 47 | 18 |
395 | He can also roll over. | 1.3374 | 0.03620 | 246 | 175 | 59 | 12 |
396 | It would be funnier if he were flying you. | 1.3374 | 0.03755 | 246 | 178 | 53 | 15 |
397 | I always thought pigs would fly first. | 1.3361 | 0.03806 | 241 | 175 | 51 | 15 |
398 | Randy you’ve got to quit coming here man. It’s freaking out the kids. | 1.3361 | 0.03774 | 244 | 177 | 52 | 15 |
399 | May I have a look at your doggie treats? | 1.3361 | 0.03729 | 244 | 176 | 54 | 14 |
400 | Have you seen a missing dog? | 1.3361 | 0.03774 | 244 | 177 | 52 | 15 |
401 | But sir, he's on a leash. | 1.3361 | 0.03543 | 244 | 172 | 62 | 10 |
402 | No, it does not matter if it's an Airedale, sir. | 1.3361 | 0.03683 | 244 | 175 | 56 | 13 |
403 | Just make sure he stays on the leash. | 1.3361 | 0.03906 | 244 | 180 | 46 | 18 |
404 | ...but it's my emotional support kite" | 1.3361 | 0.03818 | 244 | 178 | 50 | 16 |
405 | We've received a complaint that some people haven't picked up after their kites. | 1.3361 | 0.03543 | 244 | 172 | 62 | 10 |
406 | Well, yes, I understand that every dog has its day. | 1.3361 | 0.03683 | 244 | 175 | 56 | 13 |
407 | So the cat refused to go up again? | 1.3361 | 0.03818 | 244 | 178 | 50 | 16 |
408 | Another dog day afternoon? | 1.3361 | 0.03906 | 244 | 180 | 46 | 18 |
409 | Well, as long as you keep him on the leash, I think we're all fine here. | 1.3361 | 0.03906 | 244 | 180 | 46 | 18 |
410 | I'm very sorry sir, but we don't allow gliderdoodles in the park. | 1.3360 | 0.03915 | 247 | 183 | 45 | 19 |
411 | Mere flight does not make it a kite, sir. | 1.3347 | 0.03588 | 239 | 169 | 60 | 10 |
412 | I can’t tell you how many times guys like you have tried the ‘It’s my seeing eye dog and I’m just taking a look around’ line. | 1.3347 | 0.03838 | 242 | 177 | 49 | 16 |
413 | Excuse me, sir, but the park rules do include the law of gravity. | 1.3347 | 0.03793 | 242 | 176 | 51 | 15 |
414 | You are mistaken sir....the expression is when PIGS fly. | 1.3347 | 0.03882 | 242 | 178 | 47 | 17 |
415 | Sir, there's no way that's rain. | 1.3347 | 0.04012 | 242 | 181 | 41 | 20 |
416 | I'm dogsitting for Superman. | 1.3347 | 0.03882 | 242 | 178 | 47 | 17 |
417 | Sorry, only pigs are allowed. | 1.3347 | 0.03838 | 242 | 177 | 49 | 16 |
418 | What am I supposed to do? He was born to herd kites. | 1.3347 | 0.03969 | 242 | 180 | 43 | 19 |
419 | Yes sir, I know what 'bird dog' means. Do you? | 1.3333 | 0.03654 | 237 | 169 | 57 | 11 |
420 | I am arresting you for breaking the law of gravitation. | 1.3333 | 0.03812 | 240 | 175 | 50 | 15 |
421 | I understand he identifies as a kite. Just clean up after him. | 1.3333 | 0.03902 | 240 | 177 | 46 | 17 |
422 | There was a dog hanging around the balloon kiosk sniffing the helium canisters. Seen a dog around here? | 1.3333 | 0.03946 | 240 | 178 | 44 | 18 |
423 | I prefer to walk mine. | 1.3333 | 0.03554 | 237 | 167 | 61 | 9 |
424 | We received a report of a kite left in the dog park. | 1.3333 | 0.03750 | 237 | 171 | 53 | 13 |
425 | Dog days are later this summer. | 1.3319 | 0.03592 | 238 | 169 | 59 | 10 |
426 | Here at Roosevelt Kite Park we appreciate diversity. Welcome, sir. | 1.3319 | 0.03737 | 238 | 172 | 53 | 13 |
427 | It may be an Airdale. but thats no excuse. | 1.3319 | 0.03641 | 238 | 170 | 57 | 11 |
428 | Sorry, but glide dogs are not allowed in the kite park. | 1.3319 | 0.03877 | 238 | 175 | 47 | 16 |
429 | It's not 'against the rules,' but it's frowned upon. | 1.3319 | 0.03542 | 238 | 168 | 61 | 9 |
430 | It’s OK. He’s an emotional support kite. | 1.3319 | 0.03784 | 238 | 173 | 51 | 14 |
431 | He can fly but can he roll over? | 1.3319 | 0.03689 | 238 | 171 | 55 | 12 |
432 | If I allow you to fly your dog they'll all want to | 1.3305 | 0.03558 | 236 | 167 | 60 | 9 |
433 | Nevermind the dog! Did you notice where your Rhino landed? | 1.3305 | 0.03897 | 236 | 174 | 46 | 16 |
434 | Put it in a car and let its head hang out the window like everyone else! | 1.3305 | 0.03609 | 236 | 168 | 58 | 10 |
435 | Well, I don’t care what Lucy has in the sky so long as she stays on that leash. | 1.3305 | 0.03739 | 233 | 168 | 53 | 12 |
436 | You're right sir, it's not on the sign. | 1.3290 | 0.03904 | 231 | 170 | 46 | 15 |
437 | Pulled a double shift on airport luggage inspection; he won’t be coming down for a while. | 1.3290 | 0.04046 | 231 | 173 | 40 | 18 |
438 | Care to explain what just landed on my windshield? | 1.3290 | 0.04046 | 231 | 173 | 40 | 18 |
439 | Naming your dog Roosevelt does not make this ok. | 1.3289 | 0.03988 | 228 | 169 | 43 | 16 |
440 | We're getting complaints about your kite sniffing other kite tails. | 1.3289 | 0.03299 | 228 | 156 | 69 | 3 |
441 | Larry, that's not a kite, that's a dog and you know it. | 1.3275 | 0.03974 | 229 | 170 | 43 | 16 |
442 | Sir, the surrealist dog park is next door. | 1.3275 | 0.03673 | 229 | 164 | 55 | 10 |
443 | Sir, this leash is too long. | 1.3275 | 0.03776 | 229 | 166 | 51 | 12 |
444 | I'm getting reports that your kite is the party-pooper at today's event. | 1.3275 | 0.04021 | 229 | 171 | 41 | 17 |
445 | It's "High as a Kite" or "Raining Cat's and Dogs" - and anyway, you know it's a METAPHOR, right? | 1.3268 | 0.04238 | 205 | 153 | 37 | 15 |
446 | This is not who we are as a nation. | 1.3260 | 0.04043 | 227 | 170 | 40 | 17 |
447 | Yes, but the other kites are potty trained. | 1.3260 | 0.03846 | 227 | 166 | 48 | 13 |
448 | Skye terrier, eh? | 1.3260 | 0.04043 | 227 | 170 | 40 | 17 |
449 | Whatever you do, mister, don't take him to Ben Franklin Park. | 1.3260 | 0.03896 | 227 | 167 | 46 | 14 |
450 | Sir, it is obvious to me that you DO have a dog in this fight. | 1.3244 | 0.03814 | 225 | 164 | 49 | 12 |
451 | The expression is “...when pigs fly”. | 1.3244 | 0.04017 | 225 | 168 | 41 | 16 |
452 | Yeah, I know, but the rule is a six foot leash, max. | 1.3244 | 0.03967 | 225 | 167 | 43 | 15 |
453 | Not impressed. Last week we had a pig. | 1.3244 | 0.04017 | 225 | 168 | 41 | 16 |
454 | I found your glasses. | 1.3244 | 0.04066 | 225 | 169 | 39 | 17 |
455 | It’s against park rules, sir. Your dog doesn’t have a collar, and it’s disobeying gravity. | 1.3244 | 0.04017 | 225 | 168 | 41 | 16 |
456 | Sorry, sir, but park rules state the tail has to be at least 24 inches. | 1.3244 | 0.03762 | 225 | 163 | 51 | 11 |
457 | I believe the expression is, “When pigs fly”. | 1.3244 | 0.03814 | 225 | 164 | 49 | 12 |
458 | No sir, I have never heard of a "seeing eye kite." | 1.3244 | 0.03814 | 225 | 164 | 49 | 12 |
459 | I don't care if it was on his bucket list! | 1.3244 | 0.03967 | 225 | 167 | 43 | 15 |
460 | Is it flying? Is it on a string? Then leave me alone | 1.3244 | 0.04017 | 225 | 168 | 41 | 16 |
461 | You’ve got to keep Sparky away from the balloon guy’s helium tank. | 1.3229 | 0.03672 | 223 | 160 | 54 | 9 |
462 | Who says you can't teach an old dog new tricks? | 1.3229 | 0.03937 | 223 | 165 | 44 | 14 |
463 | Excuse me, Superman wants to know when you will be finished walking his dog. | 1.3229 | 0.04039 | 223 | 167 | 40 | 16 |
464 | As below, so above. | 1.3229 | 0.04186 | 223 | 170 | 34 | 19 |
465 | Why not just stick his head out of the car window? | 1.3229 | 0.04138 | 223 | 169 | 36 | 18 |
466 | You ever had a bird crap on you? That's why. | 1.3229 | 0.03886 | 223 | 164 | 46 | 13 |
467 | Sorry, Sir. You've been badly outclassed by London's Baby Trump." | 1.3229 | 0.04282 | 223 | 172 | 30 | 21 |
468 | Sir, that is all bark and no kite. | 1.3229 | 0.04039 | 223 | 167 | 40 | 16 |
469 | Is that the flying rat from the previous caption contest? He has really stepped up his game. | 1.3229 | 0.04138 | 223 | 169 | 36 | 18 |
470 | I don't care if he swallowed a helium balloon, the dog park's around the corner. | 1.3229 | 0.03834 | 223 | 163 | 48 | 12 |
471 | All I'm saying is you better be quick on the draw with the pooper scooper. | 1.3229 | 0.03937 | 223 | 165 | 44 | 14 |
472 | Officer, he's not on the grass! | 1.3229 | 0.03727 | 223 | 161 | 52 | 10 |
473 | Box kites are permitted. Flying boxers is not permitted. | 1.3229 | 0.03780 | 223 | 162 | 50 | 11 |
474 | You know you're violating the mixed metaphor statute, right? | 1.3208 | 0.03961 | 212 | 156 | 44 | 12 |
475 | I suppose you think your dog's above the leash law. | 1.3196 | 0.03980 | 219 | 163 | 42 | 14 |
476 | Sir, I assume you know this is not the dog park. | 1.3194 | 0.04018 | 216 | 161 | 41 | 14 |
477 | Does he know "down" yet? | 1.3194 | 0.03682 | 216 | 155 | 53 | 8 |
478 | He may very well be a Skye Terrier, but it's still no dogs allowed. | 1.3194 | 0.03964 | 216 | 160 | 43 | 13 |
479 | True, technically his is on a leash... | 1.3194 | 0.03853 | 216 | 158 | 47 | 11 |
480 | It's two hands for dogs. Okay? | 1.3194 | 0.03853 | 216 | 158 | 47 | 11 |
481 | It's a new breed. I'll be training him to keep my neighbor's drone away from my house. | 1.3194 | 0.04018 | 216 | 161 | 41 | 14 |
482 | Will you stop saying, "It was his idea." | 1.3194 | 0.03964 | 216 | 160 | 43 | 13 |
483 | He must be an Airedale. | 1.3194 | 0.03623 | 216 | 154 | 55 | 7 |
484 | It started out as a game of fetch. | 1.3194 | 0.03853 | 216 | 158 | 47 | 11 |
485 | Follow me, we've a cat stuck up a tree. | 1.3194 | 0.03909 | 216 | 159 | 45 | 12 |
486 | Nice try pal, but it's still a dog and this is still a kite park. | 1.3194 | 0.03909 | 216 | 159 | 45 | 12 |
487 | I'm glad you brought the collie instead of the corgi. Like I told you, it won't fly if it doesn't have a tail. | 1.3194 | 0.03623 | 216 | 154 | 55 | 7 |
488 | Yes, the substance is now legal but not for canine consumption. | 1.3194 | 0.04018 | 216 | 161 | 41 | 14 |
489 | I don’t care that it’s an airdale, get it down. | 1.3194 | 0.03909 | 216 | 159 | 45 | 12 |
490 | The car window just wasn't doing it for her anymore. | 1.3194 | 0.04123 | 216 | 163 | 37 | 16 |
491 | I’m sorry officer, my dog self identifies as a kite | 1.3192 | 0.04110 | 213 | 160 | 38 | 15 |
492 | I’ve heard that once they’ve tasted flying, that you can never get away with just walking them. | 1.3192 | 0.03832 | 213 | 155 | 48 | 10 |
493 | It all started with his head out of the car window." | 1.3190 | 0.03983 | 210 | 155 | 43 | 12 |
494 | He can stay as long as he gets along with the rest of the kites. | 1.3180 | 0.03838 | 217 | 159 | 47 | 11 |
495 | A longer tail would really add stability. | 1.3178 | 0.03930 | 214 | 158 | 44 | 12 |
496 | Is it a skye terrier or an Airedale? | 1.3178 | 0.03874 | 214 | 157 | 46 | 11 |
497 | Leaping for a Frisbee a hundred times just wasn't enough, huh? | 1.3178 | 0.03985 | 214 | 159 | 42 | 13 |
498 | No, sir, this is the Kite Park. The Helium-filled Carcass Park is on the other side of the hill. | 1.3178 | 0.04147 | 214 | 162 | 36 | 16 |
499 | Yes sir, it's a most impressive kite, but that doesn't alter the fact that it's wearing no collar, which is a $35 fine. | 1.3178 | 0.03930 | 214 | 158 | 44 | 12 |
500 | So THAT'S why they call them Airedales. | 1.3178 | 0.03930 | 214 | 158 | 44 | 12 |
501 | My pet's name is Kite, Roosevelt Kite. | 1.3178 | 0.03874 | 214 | 157 | 46 | 11 |
502 | How else is she supposed to train for the Macy’s Thanksgiving Day parade? | 1.3178 | 0.03985 | 214 | 159 | 42 | 13 |
503 | Just because there's not a specific rule against it doesn't mean it's not a bad idea. | 1.3178 | 0.03874 | 214 | 157 | 46 | 11 |
504 | What’s up, dawg? | 1.3163 | 0.04077 | 215 | 162 | 38 | 15 |
505 | Sir, we found a kite with a leash on it at the dog park. | 1.3160 | 0.03836 | 212 | 155 | 47 | 10 |
506 | He thought the lyrics were “I want to fly like a beagle to the sea, fly like a beagle let my kite carry me.” | 1.3160 | 0.04117 | 212 | 160 | 37 | 15 |
507 | Sir, can you prove that is a Service Kite? | 1.3160 | 0.04171 | 212 | 161 | 35 | 16 |
508 | Sorry, sir, that's the rules. No kites in the dog park, and no dogs in the kite park. | 1.3160 | 0.03951 | 212 | 157 | 43 | 12 |
509 | You've been asked to move down wind. | 1.3160 | 0.03777 | 212 | 154 | 49 | 9 |
510 | Very clever sir, but no dogs allowed. | 1.3160 | 0.03836 | 212 | 155 | 47 | 10 |
511 | Has he ever caught one? | 1.3160 | 0.04007 | 212 | 158 | 41 | 13 |
512 | Sure, and if he were chasing his tail, he'd be a helicopter. | 1.3160 | 0.04007 | 212 | 158 | 41 | 13 |
513 | I don’t care if his name is ‘Roosevelt Kite,’ there are no dogs allowed in this park. | 1.3160 | 0.03951 | 212 | 157 | 43 | 12 |
514 | When it's a pig, I'll be impressed. | 1.3160 | 0.03951 | 212 | 157 | 43 | 12 |
515 | Sir, the sky is the limit. | 1.3160 | 0.04007 | 212 | 158 | 41 | 13 |
516 | We at Roosevelt Park strongly support kite diversity. | 1.3160 | 0.04007 | 212 | 158 | 41 | 13 |
517 | I'd be more impressed if you did that with a cat. | 1.3143 | 0.04029 | 210 | 157 | 40 | 13 |
518 | The law of gravity, sir, are there for our protection. I'm afraid I'm going to have to issue a ticket. | 1.3143 | 0.04029 | 210 | 157 | 40 | 13 |
519 | He got into the Red Bull. | 1.3143 | 0.03915 | 210 | 155 | 44 | 11 |
520 | Yeah, I miss Mitt Romney, too. | 1.3143 | 0.04029 | 210 | 157 | 40 | 13 |
521 | Sir, that won’t fly here. | 1.3143 | 0.04196 | 210 | 160 | 34 | 16 |
522 | Excuse me, Sir. Your kite is leaking | 1.3143 | 0.03856 | 210 | 154 | 46 | 10 |
523 | If he starts humping another kite, he’s out of here! | 1.3143 | 0.03796 | 210 | 153 | 48 | 9 |
524 | No, it isn't the leash law you've broken. It's the law of gravity. | 1.3143 | 0.03972 | 210 | 156 | 42 | 12 |
525 | His manic phase?” | 1.3143 | 0.03736 | 210 | 152 | 50 | 8 |
526 | That is not what I meant when I told you to hightail it out of here. | 1.3143 | 0.03972 | 210 | 156 | 42 | 12 |
527 | If you let it go and it comes back, it's yours. | 1.3143 | 0.03915 | 210 | 155 | 44 | 11 |
528 | Of course, if it was a pig that would be a completely different matter. | 1.3143 | 0.03972 | 210 | 156 | 42 | 12 |
529 | No, it's not the same as bird droppings. | 1.3143 | 0.03972 | 210 | 156 | 42 | 12 |
530 | He's a very good buoy. | 1.3143 | 0.04141 | 210 | 159 | 36 | 15 |
531 | Sir. Your kite is leaking. | 1.3143 | 0.04249 | 210 | 161 | 32 | 17 |
532 | I understand you found him flattened on the road. But, gees man, there are kids around here" | 1.3143 | 0.04303 | 210 | 162 | 30 | 18 |
533 | ...and you really don’t get why it’s only raining on you? | 1.3143 | 0.03972 | 210 | 156 | 42 | 12 |
534 | Don't tell me: An Airedale. | 1.3143 | 0.04029 | 210 | 157 | 40 | 13 |
535 | Please clean up after your kite. | 1.3143 | 0.03856 | 210 | 154 | 46 | 10 |
536 | Could you get him to stop marking his territory? | 1.3143 | 0.03972 | 210 | 156 | 42 | 12 |
537 | Can you make it do any tricks? | 1.3143 | 0.04085 | 210 | 158 | 38 | 14 |
538 | We can't make exceptions for bird dogs. | 1.3140 | 0.04011 | 207 | 154 | 41 | 12 |
539 | From the way his tail is wagging, I'd say he can see the skate park, water park, zip line park, and disc golf park. | 1.3140 | 0.03831 | 207 | 151 | 47 | 9 |
540 | . . . but the sign said keep dogs off of the grass. | 1.3140 | 0.04069 | 207 | 155 | 39 | 13 |
541 | The 'Trump Baby' balloons were sold out. | 1.3140 | 0.04126 | 207 | 156 | 37 | 14 |
542 | He's training for the Macy's Day Parade. | 1.3140 | 0.03892 | 207 | 152 | 45 | 10 |
543 | I’ve never seen a kite that can chase its own tail! | 1.3140 | 0.04011 | 207 | 154 | 41 | 12 |
544 | The sign distinctly sez "Dog walking not allowed!" | 1.3140 | 0.03892 | 207 | 152 | 45 | 10 |
545 | You're under arrest for breaking the laws of physics. | 1.3140 | 0.04126 | 207 | 156 | 37 | 14 |
546 | What’s the problem? My dog’s on a leash. | 1.3140 | 0.03578 | 207 | 147 | 55 | 5 |
547 | Sir, emotional support dogs no longer fly for free | 1.3122 | 0.04033 | 205 | 153 | 40 | 12 |
548 | For the last time Gary, there is no such thing as Taxidermy Tuesday. | 1.3119 | 0.04012 | 202 | 150 | 41 | 11 |
549 | I’ve heard the flea meds give them gas. | 1.3110 | 0.03739 | 209 | 152 | 49 | 8 |
550 | I thought you said you didn’t have a dog in this flight. | 1.3107 | 0.04301 | 206 | 159 | 30 | 17 |
551 | I'm not as interested in how he stays up there as I am in what's been coming down. | 1.3105 | 0.04309 | 190 | 144 | 33 | 13 |
552 | It was a metaphor, not a suggestion. | 1.3105 | 0.04042 | 190 | 140 | 41 | 9 |
553 | All right, but no tricks. | 1.3103 | 0.03743 | 203 | 147 | 49 | 7 |
554 | I realize you went to the trouble of putting him on a leash, but that's not really the issue here, sir. | 1.3103 | 0.04115 | 203 | 153 | 37 | 13 |
555 | Sir, I'm from Animal Control. Have you seen a stray dog, brown, extremely lightweight, trailing a length of twine? | 1.3103 | 0.04232 | 203 | 155 | 33 | 15 |
556 | I agree that you’re not violating the letter of leash laws, but let’s talk about the spirit of leash laws. | 1.3103 | 0.03995 | 203 | 151 | 41 | 11 |
557 | His bark is worse than his kite. | 1.3100 | 0.04034 | 200 | 149 | 40 | 11 |
558 | How long till the helium biscuits wear off? | 1.3100 | 0.03843 | 200 | 146 | 46 | 8 |
559 | Wherein lies the tail? | 1.3089 | 0.04159 | 191 | 143 | 37 | 11 |
560 | But somehow he hates walks. | 1.3088 | 0.04156 | 204 | 155 | 35 | 14 |
561 | Sorry sir, but that just won't fly in this park. | 1.3085 | 0.04430 | 201 | 157 | 26 | 18 |
562 | You realize we have a big enough problem with the pigeons around here. | 1.3085 | 0.03955 | 201 | 149 | 42 | 10 |
563 | Okay... but if he poops on somebody's head, you're outa here. | 1.3085 | 0.03891 | 201 | 148 | 44 | 9 |
564 | Nothing is impossible, but some things are just wrong | 1.3077 | 0.04287 | 195 | 149 | 32 | 14 |
565 | Did you see a guy with a dog run this way? | 1.3065 | 0.04224 | 199 | 152 | 33 | 14 |
566 | And how is it emotionally supporting you from all the way up there? | 1.3065 | 0.04284 | 199 | 153 | 31 | 15 |
567 | We're Cross-training for Macy's parade. | 1.3065 | 0.04040 | 199 | 149 | 39 | 11 |
568 | Not to worry. My pooper-scooper is on a drone. | 1.3065 | 0.04284 | 199 | 153 | 31 | 15 |
569 | We’re looking for a missing dog. | 1.3065 | 0.03976 | 199 | 148 | 41 | 10 |
570 | Is there a problem officer? I'm just walking my kite. | 1.3065 | 0.03847 | 199 | 146 | 45 | 8 |
571 | That cat-shaped cloud won't be back. | 1.3065 | 0.04163 | 199 | 151 | 35 | 13 |
572 | The things you have to do to tucker a puppy out — Am I right? | 1.3065 | 0.03712 | 199 | 144 | 49 | 6 |
573 | He got into the compressed air cartridges | 1.3065 | 0.03976 | 199 | 148 | 41 | 10 |
574 | No Sir, even on a leash, glide dogs are not allowed! | 1.3065 | 0.04102 | 199 | 150 | 37 | 12 |
575 | The Space Force people would like to talk to you | 1.3065 | 0.04224 | 199 | 152 | 33 | 14 |
576 | Sir, is that your Airedale? | 1.3065 | 0.04102 | 199 | 150 | 37 | 12 |
577 | Make sure you don't let him off leash. | 1.3065 | 0.03976 | 199 | 148 | 41 | 10 |
578 | The City's leash law says no more than six feet long. | 1.3065 | 0.03976 | 199 | 148 | 41 | 10 |
579 | Well, he used to be afraid of heights, but now he's just showing off... | 1.3065 | 0.04163 | 199 | 151 | 35 | 13 |
580 | The problem is how he's marking his territory. | 1.3065 | 0.04163 | 199 | 151 | 35 | 13 |
581 | It's fine, he's a service kite. | 1.3065 | 0.04224 | 199 | 152 | 33 | 14 |
582 | You the guy with the helium tanks? | 1.3065 | 0.03912 | 199 | 147 | 43 | 9 |
583 | Ignorance of the law of gravity excuses no one. | 1.3065 | 0.04102 | 199 | 150 | 37 | 12 |
584 | I know, I know, but he got bored with the frisbee. | 1.3065 | 0.03780 | 199 | 145 | 47 | 7 |
585 | You are going to have to curb your dog, sir. | 1.3065 | 0.03428 | 199 | 140 | 57 | 2 |
586 | Listen buddy, poop bags will not solve the problem. | 1.3065 | 0.04040 | 199 | 149 | 39 | 11 |
587 | He doesn't know. | 1.3065 | 0.04342 | 199 | 154 | 29 | 16 |
588 | Touché, sir. The sign does say “No walking your dog.” | 1.3065 | 0.04102 | 199 | 150 | 37 | 12 |
589 | Okay, so pigs can fly. We still have Trump. | 1.3065 | 0.04342 | 199 | 154 | 29 | 16 |
590 | I don't care if he's a bird dog, you need to curb him. | 1.3065 | 0.04224 | 199 | 152 | 33 | 14 |
591 | People are complaining about a UFO, and by "U" they mean urinating. | 1.3065 | 0.04040 | 199 | 149 | 39 | 11 |
592 | He's my therapy kite. | 1.3065 | 0.03780 | 199 | 145 | 47 | 7 |
593 | But he is off the grass. | 1.3065 | 0.03912 | 199 | 147 | 43 | 9 |
594 | Well technically, he’s still on leash. | 1.3061 | 0.03676 | 196 | 141 | 50 | 5 |
595 | I appreciate that Lulu feels more at home in this park Phil but we have this talk every week. | 1.3061 | 0.04016 | 196 | 146 | 40 | 10 |
596 | I don't care if it's on his "bucket list", it still defys the laws of physics | 1.3061 | 0.04144 | 196 | 148 | 36 | 12 |
597 | The Flying Dog Park is just down the road. | 1.3061 | 0.04080 | 196 | 147 | 38 | 11 |
598 | The birds are complaining about the barking. | 1.3061 | 0.03950 | 196 | 145 | 42 | 9 |
599 | I know a drone when I see one. | 1.3061 | 0.04207 | 196 | 149 | 34 | 13 |
600 | He was sniffing for drugs and got high as a kite. | 1.3061 | 0.04329 | 196 | 151 | 30 | 15 |
601 | This is my emotional support kite. | 1.3061 | 0.04016 | 196 | 146 | 40 | 10 |
602 | The minute your dog lifts his leg, you're coming with me. | 1.3061 | 0.04268 | 196 | 150 | 32 | 14 |
603 | Your in compliance with the leash law, but I have some other concerns. | 1.3061 | 0.03883 | 196 | 144 | 44 | 8 |
604 | There's a bone kite stuck in a tree. Do you have a moment? | 1.3061 | 0.03883 | 196 | 144 | 44 | 8 |
605 | What was I supposed to do - my wife took the kite for a walk. | 1.3041 | 0.04104 | 194 | 146 | 37 | 11 |
606 | The peeing has to stop. | 1.3039 | 0.04230 | 181 | 136 | 35 | 10 |
607 | Sir, you and the dog are under arrest for violating Newton's Second Law of Motion. | 1.3039 | 0.04372 | 181 | 138 | 31 | 12 |
608 | We just ask they you fly him downwind of the others. | 1.3036 | 0.04028 | 168 | 122 | 41 | 5 |
609 | I don't care if she's on a leash, your dog isn't obeying the laws of physics. | 1.3026 | 0.03954 | 195 | 145 | 41 | 9 |
610 | Please obey the laws of physics, sir. | 1.3026 | 0.04086 | 195 | 147 | 37 | 11 |
611 | Yes, I realize it has a tail. It's still not allowed. | 1.3021 | 0.04128 | 192 | 145 | 36 | 11 |
612 | In this wind, she's a real bitch to fly. | 1.3021 | 0.04193 | 192 | 146 | 34 | 12 |
613 | Box kites are allowed. Boxer kites aren't. | 1.3021 | 0.03924 | 192 | 142 | 42 | 8 |
614 | I don't care if your dog is named Roosevelt. That's not the point. | 1.3016 | 0.03963 | 189 | 140 | 41 | 8 |
615 | Technically, yes, he is on a leash, but... | 1.3016 | 0.03892 | 189 | 139 | 43 | 7 |
616 | Actually, it's a rescue. | 1.3000 | 0.03945 | 190 | 141 | 41 | 8 |
617 | Alternative Facts | 1.3000 | 0.04597 | 190 | 151 | 21 | 18 |
618 | If you weren't white I'd have to ask you to leave. | 1.3000 | 0.04015 | 190 | 142 | 39 | 9 |
619 | Box kite," yes; "boxer kite," no | 1.3000 | 0.04015 | 190 | 142 | 39 | 9 |
620 | He’d better be a therapy kite. | 1.3000 | 0.04218 | 190 | 145 | 33 | 12 |
621 | He’s a Skye Terrier? | 1.3000 | 0.04152 | 190 | 144 | 35 | 11 |
622 | Airdale? | 1.3000 | 0.04084 | 190 | 143 | 37 | 10 |
623 | So, he's an Airedale, is he? | 1.3000 | 0.04218 | 190 | 145 | 33 | 12 |
624 | I have to ask you to leave,Mr.Macy. | 1.3000 | 0.04284 | 190 | 146 | 31 | 13 |
625 | But he's on a leash, officer | 1.2979 | 0.04176 | 188 | 143 | 34 | 11 |
626 | Yeah, yeah. Does he do any other tricks? | 1.2979 | 0.04176 | 188 | 143 | 34 | 11 |
627 | Mr. Romney, I'm going to have to ask you to leave. | 1.2979 | 0.04310 | 188 | 145 | 30 | 13 |
628 | There’s a $145 fine for breaking the laws of physics | 1.2979 | 0.04108 | 188 | 142 | 36 | 10 |
629 | Impressive, but still not allowed. | 1.2979 | 0.03894 | 188 | 139 | 42 | 7 |
630 | Sir, I hope that's an Airedale. | 1.2979 | 0.04038 | 188 | 141 | 38 | 9 |
631 | It's amazing that you can keep him in the air, with a tail that short. | 1.2979 | 0.04038 | 188 | 141 | 38 | 9 |
632 | Park rules aside, let's both agree that the physics of this situation are remarkable. | 1.2979 | 0.04244 | 188 | 144 | 32 | 12 |
633 | Excuse me sir, but we've been getting complaints that you are not cleaning up after your kite. | 1.2979 | 0.04440 | 188 | 147 | 26 | 15 |
634 | There's been a complaint of someone not picking up after their kite. | 1.2979 | 0.04176 | 188 | 143 | 34 | 11 |
635 | Sir, this park doesn't allow patrons to defy the laws of physics. | 1.2979 | 0.04038 | 188 | 141 | 38 | 9 |
636 | I didn’t have a pig. | 1.2979 | 0.04376 | 188 | 146 | 28 | 14 |
637 | Sir,I don't care if it's an Airedale! | 1.2979 | 0.04244 | 188 | 144 | 32 | 12 |
638 | He's a dirigibull. | 1.2979 | 0.03967 | 188 | 140 | 40 | 8 |
639 | You can't fool me. There's no such thing as a boxer kite. | 1.2979 | 0.04108 | 188 | 142 | 36 | 10 |
640 | Just don’t get tangled up with the cat lady again. | 1.2973 | 0.04079 | 185 | 139 | 37 | 9 |
641 | Got into the helium again, eh? | 1.2973 | 0.04358 | 185 | 143 | 29 | 13 |
642 | Curb your kite, sir. We've had complaints. | 1.2973 | 0.03933 | 185 | 137 | 41 | 7 |
643 | What? It's not like he's going anywhere. | 1.2973 | 0.03933 | 185 | 137 | 41 | 7 |
644 | Its just a test run, my wife said she would only take me back when pigs fly. | 1.2973 | 0.04358 | 185 | 143 | 29 | 13 |
645 | For what it's worth...this park is off-leash. | 1.2973 | 0.04221 | 185 | 141 | 33 | 11 |
646 | Pigs, yes! Dogs, no! | 1.2973 | 0.04079 | 185 | 139 | 37 | 9 |
647 | elon wants his dog back_ | 1.2973 | 0.03933 | 185 | 137 | 41 | 7 |
648 | Be that as it may, you still have to pick up after him. | 1.2973 | 0.04290 | 185 | 142 | 31 | 12 |
649 | I don't want to see any yellow rain or brown hail, if you get my drift. | 1.2973 | 0.04007 | 185 | 138 | 39 | 8 |
650 | Watch this. Play dead Fido. | 1.2973 | 0.04358 | 185 | 143 | 29 | 13 |
651 | Sir, no gravity-defying is allowed. | 1.2973 | 0.04358 | 185 | 143 | 29 | 13 |
652 | She loves the view. | 1.2973 | 0.04151 | 185 | 140 | 35 | 10 |
653 | You and I both know it is just a matter of time. | 1.2973 | 0.03933 | 185 | 137 | 41 | 7 |
654 | Get it downwind, NOW. | 1.2973 | 0.04425 | 185 | 144 | 27 | 14 |
655 | Cool - could you teach me the inflate command? | 1.2973 | 0.04079 | 185 | 139 | 37 | 9 |
656 | Is this some sort of service kite? | 1.2973 | 0.04556 | 185 | 146 | 23 | 16 |
657 | I'm getting reports that your kite has been humping the other kites. | 1.2973 | 0.04151 | 185 | 140 | 35 | 10 |
658 | Is this a service kite? | 1.2973 | 0.04290 | 185 | 142 | 31 | 12 |
659 | Please be sure to clean up after your kite | 1.2973 | 0.04007 | 185 | 138 | 39 | 8 |
660 | Does Superman know you have his dog? | 1.2973 | 0.04358 | 185 | 143 | 29 | 13 |
661 | You must be a cat person." | 1.2973 | 0.04079 | 185 | 139 | 37 | 9 |
662 | And what breed of bird dog is he? | 1.2951 | 0.04103 | 183 | 138 | 36 | 9 |
663 | Our leash law could stand some tightening. | 1.2951 | 0.04029 | 183 | 137 | 38 | 8 |
664 | Are you the one the prophecies spoke of? | 1.2951 | 0.04247 | 183 | 140 | 32 | 11 |
665 | Airedale, huh? | 1.2951 | 0.03877 | 183 | 135 | 42 | 6 |
666 | The sign said no dog walking. | 1.2951 | 0.04317 | 183 | 141 | 30 | 12 |
667 | Yes, like a kite it has a tail and it flies, but unlike a kite, it peed on a family picnic. | 1.2951 | 0.04103 | 183 | 138 | 36 | 9 |
668 | I have very good reason to believe that is not a kite. | 1.2951 | 0.04317 | 183 | 141 | 30 | 12 |
669 | Box kites are allowed. Boxer kites not. | 1.2951 | 0.04029 | 183 | 137 | 38 | 8 |
670 | What's next? Putting a rover on the moon? | 1.2951 | 0.04247 | 183 | 140 | 32 | 11 |
671 | The complaint? Not picking up after your kite. | 1.2951 | 0.04317 | 183 | 141 | 30 | 12 |
672 | I’m sure he IS a good boy, but rules are rules | 1.2951 | 0.03799 | 183 | 134 | 44 | 5 |
673 | Skye Terrier or not, he's got to come down! | 1.2951 | 0.04317 | 183 | 141 | 30 | 12 |
674 | Heck of a tailwind up there today. | 1.2951 | 0.04175 | 183 | 139 | 34 | 10 |
675 | I’m investigating a recent drop in our flying squirrel population. | 1.2951 | 0.04103 | 183 | 138 | 36 | 9 |
676 | His parents were fantastic birders. | 1.2951 | 0.03954 | 183 | 136 | 40 | 7 |
677 | As long as he's a therapy kite, it's okay. | 1.2951 | 0.04247 | 183 | 140 | 32 | 11 |
678 | We don't consider that a leash. | 1.2951 | 0.04247 | 183 | 140 | 32 | 11 |
679 | Sir, I'm sorry but I believe the idiom you're reaching for is "when pigs fly" | 1.2951 | 0.04175 | 183 | 139 | 34 | 10 |
680 | He's part airdale. | 1.2951 | 0.04029 | 183 | 137 | 38 | 8 |
681 | Somebody complained about a dog that's as high as a kite. | 1.2951 | 0.04386 | 183 | 142 | 28 | 13 |
682 | I don’t care if his name is “Roosevelt”. He shouldn’t be up there. | 1.2951 | 0.03719 | 183 | 133 | 46 | 4 |
683 | Is that one of them Airedales? | 1.2951 | 0.04386 | 183 | 142 | 28 | 13 |
684 | You're either going to have to deal with me or PETA. You decide. | 1.2951 | 0.04029 | 183 | 137 | 38 | 8 |
685 | Is that a Skye Terrier? | 1.2951 | 0.04247 | 183 | 140 | 32 | 11 |
686 | Haven't you ever heard of "bird dogs"? | 1.2944 | 0.03915 | 180 | 133 | 41 | 6 |
687 | Sir, the Macy's Day Parade tryouts are next weekend. | 1.2944 | 0.03994 | 180 | 134 | 39 | 7 |
688 | Someone complained of kite poop. | 1.2928 | 0.04127 | 181 | 137 | 35 | 9 |
689 | Let me guess...an airedale? | 1.2928 | 0.04344 | 181 | 140 | 29 | 12 |
690 | Let's discuss the difference between the letter and spirit of the leash law. | 1.2928 | 0.04052 | 181 | 136 | 37 | 8 |
691 | Too realistic? | 1.2928 | 0.04052 | 181 | 136 | 37 | 8 |
692 | I guess you can teach an old dog new tricks. | 1.2928 | 0.04127 | 181 | 137 | 35 | 9 |
693 | Highest dog I've seen since I busted Snoop in 99'. | 1.2928 | 0.04273 | 181 | 139 | 31 | 11 |
694 | Didn't I give you a ticket last week for dragging a kite around the dog park? | 1.2914 | 0.04138 | 175 | 132 | 35 | 8 |
695 | He's part of The Lend-Leash Program | 1.2905 | 0.04151 | 179 | 136 | 34 | 9 |
696 | It's fine--just stay away from the off-leash park. | 1.2905 | 0.03997 | 179 | 134 | 38 | 7 |
697 | No, I can't let you off with a warning again. This time it's a lot more serious than barking up the wrong tree. | 1.2905 | 0.03917 | 179 | 133 | 40 | 6 |
698 | Here’s a bag to clean up after your dog. And here’s the dry cleaning bill for my hat. | 1.2905 | 0.04074 | 179 | 135 | 36 | 8 |
699 | People have complained that you are not picking up after your kite. | 1.2905 | 0.03997 | 179 | 134 | 38 | 7 |
700 | Airedale or not, you need to pick up after your kite, sir. | 1.2905 | 0.04151 | 179 | 136 | 34 | 9 |
701 | Well, I'd better not see her off that leash. | 1.2905 | 0.04443 | 179 | 140 | 26 | 13 |
702 | When these winds die down, it’s going to be raining kites and dogs. | 1.2905 | 0.04513 | 179 | 141 | 24 | 14 |
703 | Pigs maybe, dogs no. | 1.2905 | 0.03754 | 179 | 131 | 44 | 4 |
704 | The difference is kites don’t poop. | 1.2905 | 0.04151 | 179 | 136 | 34 | 9 |
705 | Storm’s-a-comin, I just felt a drop | 1.2905 | 0.04299 | 179 | 138 | 30 | 11 |
706 | Did he get into your edibles again? | 1.2905 | 0.04299 | 179 | 138 | 30 | 11 |
707 | She’s helping me look for my drone. | 1.2905 | 0.04372 | 179 | 139 | 28 | 12 |
708 | He's is an Airedale sir! | 1.2905 | 0.04151 | 179 | 136 | 34 | 9 |
709 | One of these things is not like the other; one of these things just doesn't belong. | 1.2905 | 0.04151 | 179 | 136 | 34 | 9 |
710 | He's looking for his ball. | 1.2905 | 0.04443 | 179 | 140 | 26 | 13 |
711 | Flying Pet Day was yesterday. | 1.2905 | 0.04226 | 179 | 137 | 32 | 10 |
712 | No, that's not rain. | 1.2905 | 0.04074 | 179 | 135 | 36 | 8 |
713 | I'm sorry sir, but we are going to have to put him down. | 1.2905 | 0.04226 | 179 | 137 | 32 | 10 |
714 | The sign said, keep dogs off the grass, officer”. | 1.2905 | 0.03997 | 179 | 134 | 38 | 7 |
715 | It's medicinal weed, so "technically" he's not on the grass. | 1.2898 | 0.04272 | 176 | 135 | 31 | 10 |
716 | We' ve had complaints that your kite is sniffing all the others. | 1.2898 | 0.04118 | 176 | 133 | 35 | 8 |
717 | It’s his upward dog pose. | 1.2898 | 0.04272 | 176 | 135 | 31 | 10 |
718 | Yesterday I saw someone flying a kite in the dog park. Fair is fair. | 1.2896 | 0.03861 | 183 | 136 | 41 | 6 |
719 | He won't stay up long with that tail. | 1.2890 | 0.03737 | 173 | 126 | 44 | 3 |
720 | You won first prize...again. | 1.2890 | 0.03912 | 173 | 128 | 40 | 5 |
721 | We're after a large, fluffy brown dog. Goes by the name "Flyer." | 1.2890 | 0.04162 | 173 | 131 | 34 | 8 |
722 | You're saying this ISN'T the Macy's Thanksgiving Day Parade audition? | 1.2882 | 0.03952 | 170 | 126 | 39 | 5 |
723 | Weeeeee, indeed, sir! | 1.2882 | 0.03772 | 170 | 124 | 43 | 3 |
724 | Relax, he was already dead. | 1.2882 | 0.04039 | 170 | 127 | 37 | 6 |
725 | This is how Ben Franklin discovered shitstorms. | 1.2874 | 0.04376 | 174 | 135 | 28 | 11 |
726 | We’re practicing for the Macy’s parade. | 1.2874 | 0.04061 | 174 | 131 | 36 | 7 |
727 | It’s ok as long as you clean up after him. | 1.2874 | 0.03807 | 174 | 128 | 42 | 4 |
728 | An airedale, isn't it? | 1.2874 | 0.04061 | 174 | 131 | 36 | 7 |
729 | Sir, I don't care how light on his feet he is. | 1.2874 | 0.04221 | 174 | 133 | 32 | 9 |
730 | Bean burritos again? | 1.2874 | 0.04299 | 174 | 134 | 30 | 10 |
731 | There’s no point in saying “Down” I suppose? | 1.2874 | 0.04299 | 174 | 134 | 30 | 10 |
732 | I don't care if her name is Lucy or if she has diamonds in her collar, rules are rules. | 1.2874 | 0.04451 | 174 | 136 | 26 | 12 |
733 | Nice try. But no dogs allowed in the park! | 1.2874 | 0.04451 | 174 | 136 | 26 | 12 |
734 | Sorry officer, he's been watching Underdog" | 1.2874 | 0.04299 | 174 | 134 | 30 | 10 |
735 | He’s a free spirit. | 1.2874 | 0.04061 | 174 | 131 | 36 | 7 |
736 | Excuse me sir, but is that a rescue? | 1.2874 | 0.04451 | 174 | 136 | 26 | 12 |
737 | Pigs were all taken | 1.2874 | 0.04525 | 174 | 137 | 24 | 13 |
738 | I'm glad to see you've got him on a leash. | 1.2874 | 0.03719 | 174 | 127 | 44 | 3 |
739 | We received a complaint you're not picking up after your kite. | 1.2874 | 0.04376 | 174 | 135 | 28 | 11 |
740 | So, I suppose ever since winning Best In Show, he hasn’t come down to Earth? | 1.2874 | 0.04221 | 174 | 133 | 32 | 9 |
741 | Old, new, doesn't matter, that trick isn't fooling anyone. | 1.2874 | 0.04221 | 174 | 133 | 32 | 9 |
742 | What happens when he lets a little gas escape? | 1.2874 | 0.03719 | 174 | 127 | 44 | 3 |
743 | It's all fun until someone's kite is mauled. | 1.2874 | 0.04221 | 174 | 133 | 32 | 9 |
744 | Wouldn't it be easier to tell your kid you found the perfect farm for it rather than saying the string broke? | 1.2874 | 0.04525 | 174 | 137 | 24 | 13 |
745 | You again? What, you run out of cats? | 1.2874 | 0.03978 | 174 | 130 | 38 | 6 |
746 | Forecast is that it’s going to rain kites and dogs | 1.2874 | 0.04221 | 174 | 133 | 32 | 9 |
747 | I'm just saying, the Scoop Law could get ugly. | 1.2874 | 0.04221 | 174 | 133 | 32 | 9 |
748 | Sir, you have to comply with leash laws of physics. | 1.2874 | 0.04376 | 174 | 135 | 28 | 11 |
749 | Sir please do something about your dog, he’s high as a kite! | 1.2874 | 0.04221 | 174 | 133 | 32 | 9 |
750 | No dog fights. | 1.2874 | 0.04376 | 174 | 135 | 28 | 11 |
751 | Sorry Officer, he got into some weed. | 1.2874 | 0.04376 | 174 | 135 | 28 | 11 |
752 | Yes, but if he farts can he survive the fall? | 1.2874 | 0.04376 | 174 | 135 | 28 | 11 |
753 | Wow. I guess you CAN reach an old dog new tricks. | 1.2874 | 0.04142 | 174 | 132 | 34 | 8 |
754 | I'm going to have to cite you. That dog's higher than a kite. | 1.2874 | 0.04451 | 174 | 136 | 26 | 12 |
755 | Sorry, Sir, only pigs can fly here. | 1.2874 | 0.04376 | 174 | 135 | 28 | 11 |
756 | I'd cut out the beans in his diet.... | 1.2874 | 0.04376 | 174 | 135 | 28 | 11 |
757 | Sorry sir, the park doesn't let sleeping dogs fly. | 1.2874 | 0.04221 | 174 | 133 | 32 | 9 |
758 | It would not be the same as bird droppings. | 1.2857 | 0.04841 | 133 | 102 | 24 | 7 |
759 | The fact that you pick it up afterwards misses the point. | 1.2849 | 0.04166 | 172 | 131 | 33 | 8 |
760 | I'm with ICE. We have had a report of some sort of coyote operation in this district. | 1.2849 | 0.04326 | 172 | 133 | 29 | 10 |
761 | It's the law. Curb your kite. | 1.2849 | 0.04083 | 172 | 130 | 35 | 7 |
762 | Sorry, we still consider him a bite risk | 1.2849 | 0.03999 | 172 | 129 | 37 | 6 |
763 | Thank you for respecting the on-leash rules, but if he bites the kites you'll have to leave. | 1.2849 | 0.03913 | 172 | 128 | 39 | 5 |
764 | You're walking someone else's dog? You must be kidding. | 1.2849 | 0.04247 | 172 | 132 | 31 | 9 |
765 | You are under arrest. Your dog is higher than a kite | 1.2849 | 0.04404 | 172 | 134 | 27 | 11 |
766 | His day,eh? | 1.2849 | 0.04404 | 172 | 134 | 27 | 11 |
767 | Pigs, yes, pigs can fly, sir. But no dogs. | 1.2849 | 0.04247 | 172 | 132 | 31 | 9 |
768 | I booted the when pigs fly guy, too. | 1.2849 | 0.03999 | 172 | 129 | 37 | 6 |
769 | Your kite is against the law - the law of gravity. | 1.2849 | 0.04326 | 172 | 133 | 29 | 10 |
770 | Don't you know every dog has his day. | 1.2849 | 0.04326 | 172 | 133 | 29 | 10 |
771 | Ben Franklin must be jealous... | 1.2849 | 0.04404 | 172 | 134 | 27 | 11 |
772 | Boxer kite? I've heard of a box kite, but never a boxer kite. | 1.2849 | 0.04480 | 172 | 135 | 25 | 12 |
773 | Sir, we've found your wife at the dog park petting a kite. | 1.2849 | 0.04404 | 172 | 134 | 27 | 11 |
774 | Sorry. He's got gas. | 1.2849 | 0.04247 | 172 | 132 | 31 | 9 |
775 | You're freaking out the squirrels, sir. | 1.2849 | 0.03825 | 172 | 127 | 41 | 4 |
776 | The problem isn't that Ralphie flies, its that his poop does not. | 1.2849 | 0.04166 | 172 | 131 | 33 | 8 |
777 | I don’t care if it’s a Skye terrier, your string is over 6 feet! | 1.2849 | 0.03999 | 172 | 129 | 37 | 6 |
778 | I don't care if it is an airdale sir, dogs are NOT allowed in this park. | 1.2849 | 0.04166 | 172 | 131 | 33 | 8 |
779 | That’s OK. It’s a bigger problem when the kite people show up at the dog park. | 1.2849 | 0.03735 | 172 | 126 | 43 | 3 |
780 | Sir we're just worried that he's not airbroken. | 1.2849 | 0.04247 | 172 | 132 | 31 | 9 |
781 | You said I couldn't walk my dog. You didn't say anything about flying." | 1.2849 | 0.04166 | 172 | 131 | 33 | 8 |
782 | I don’t care that he has a tail and flies like the other kites, there are still no dogs allowed. | 1.2849 | 0.04404 | 172 | 134 | 27 | 11 |
783 | I am sorry, you cannot fly an emotional support animal in this park. | 1.2849 | 0.04326 | 172 | 133 | 29 | 10 |
784 | Yes sir, I see that it has a tail but that is where the similarity ends. | 1.2849 | 0.03999 | 172 | 129 | 37 | 6 |
785 | If he wants to be a kite who am I to say no? | 1.2848 | 0.04124 | 158 | 118 | 35 | 5 |
786 | It looks like a dog to me, sir. | 1.2840 | 0.04376 | 169 | 131 | 28 | 10 |
787 | He’s a rescue. | 1.2840 | 0.04295 | 169 | 130 | 30 | 9 |
788 | Well, technically, it’s still a leash. | 1.2840 | 0.04127 | 169 | 128 | 34 | 7 |
789 | My sister's kite is a pig. | 1.2840 | 0.04295 | 169 | 130 | 30 | 9 |
790 | Excuse me sir.Tomorrow is fly your pet day. | 1.2840 | 0.04212 | 169 | 129 | 32 | 8 |
791 | Before he died, he loved taking walks in the kite park. This was his final request. | 1.2840 | 0.04212 | 169 | 129 | 32 | 8 |
792 | No diaper, no flying. Park rules. | 1.2840 | 0.04295 | 169 | 130 | 30 | 9 |
793 | No sir, that was not just a few drops of rain. | 1.2840 | 0.04611 | 169 | 134 | 22 | 13 |
794 | You need a special dog licence for that sir. | 1.2840 | 0.04127 | 169 | 128 | 34 | 7 |
795 | Is that an emotional support kite sir? | 1.2840 | 0.04456 | 169 | 132 | 26 | 11 |
796 | Are you sure he likes that? | 1.2840 | 0.04127 | 169 | 128 | 34 | 7 |
797 | We were just running along and up he went. | 1.2840 | 0.04456 | 169 | 132 | 26 | 11 |
798 | Please pick up after your kite, sir. | 1.2840 | 0.03863 | 169 | 125 | 40 | 4 |
799 | Steer Baxter over to that box kite. If that one isn't crammed full of cocaine I'll eat my hat | 1.2840 | 0.04534 | 169 | 133 | 24 | 12 |
800 | He always loved chasing the kites | 1.2840 | 0.03863 | 169 | 125 | 40 | 4 |
801 | We are getting complaints about the saliva. | 1.2840 | 0.04212 | 169 | 129 | 32 | 8 |
802 | Do you have a license to fly that dog?” | 1.2840 | 0.04041 | 169 | 127 | 36 | 6 |
803 | I hope you brought enough pick-up bags for everyone, sir. | 1.2840 | 0.04212 | 169 | 129 | 32 | 8 |
804 | You need to tell him he's not a kite, but let him down slow. | 1.2840 | 0.04212 | 169 | 129 | 32 | 8 |
805 | I've had a complaint that he bit one of the other kites. | 1.2840 | 0.04212 | 169 | 129 | 32 | 8 |
806 | Technically he's over the park, not in the park. | 1.2840 | 0.04127 | 169 | 128 | 34 | 7 |
807 | Sir, you are in non-compliance with city ordinance C.2-1509, Conforming with Newtonian Physics. You'll have to come with me. | 1.2840 | 0.04212 | 169 | 129 | 32 | 8 |
808 | I don't care if he ate your medicinal stash and is as high as you say. You still can't bring him here. | 1.2840 | 0.04376 | 169 | 131 | 28 | 10 |
809 | Sir you cannot wear a hat in the park. | 1.2840 | 0.04456 | 169 | 132 | 26 | 11 |
810 | I didn't make the rules. That leash is too long. | 1.2840 | 0.03863 | 169 | 125 | 40 | 4 |
811 | I must disagree sir, it is not raining. | 1.2840 | 0.04376 | 169 | 131 | 28 | 10 |
812 | It's OK, Skye terriers are bred for this. | 1.2832 | 0.04063 | 173 | 131 | 35 | 7 |
813 | Hotdogging is not allowed, sir. | 1.2831 | 0.04344 | 166 | 128 | 29 | 9 |
814 | Dogs are prohibited in the park. But since your dog self-identifies as a kite - he can stay. | 1.2831 | 0.03902 | 166 | 123 | 39 | 4 |
815 | Sir, we do allow dogs here but they can't be as high as kites. | 1.2824 | 0.03844 | 170 | 126 | 40 | 4 |
816 | Damn good air, Dale | 1.2814 | 0.04322 | 167 | 129 | 29 | 9 |
817 | I'm sorry sir but you're going to have to put your dog down. | 1.2814 | 0.04322 | 167 | 129 | 29 | 9 |
818 | Was told to see a man about a dog. | 1.2814 | 0.04485 | 167 | 131 | 25 | 11 |
819 | It's a box terrier kite. | 1.2805 | 0.04197 | 164 | 125 | 32 | 7 |
820 | Sir, people have complained that your kite is drooling | 1.2805 | 0.04015 | 164 | 123 | 36 | 5 |
821 | Sir, I understand it's somewhat of a gray area but you'd still have better luck at the dog park. | 1.2795 | 0.04153 | 161 | 122 | 33 | 6 |
822 | Don't mind him-he's practicing for the parade" | 1.2795 | 0.04424 | 161 | 125 | 27 | 9 |
823 | No service kites allowed, sir. | 1.2788 | 0.04086 | 165 | 125 | 34 | 6 |
824 | It's the only way I can get him to stop barking | 1.2788 | 0.04175 | 165 | 126 | 32 | 7 |
825 | I rescued him from a dog mill in South Korea, now he’ll do whatever I ask! | 1.2788 | 0.04263 | 165 | 127 | 30 | 8 |
826 | Nice bird dog you got there. | 1.2788 | 0.04597 | 165 | 131 | 22 | 12 |
827 | You do realize there is a potential for a real problem here... | 1.2788 | 0.04349 | 165 | 128 | 28 | 9 |
828 | The orange baby inflatable was pushing it, but a dog is not okay. | 1.2788 | 0.04349 | 165 | 128 | 28 | 9 |
829 | You're okay on the leash law, but we'll need a drug screening. | 1.2788 | 0.04175 | 165 | 126 | 32 | 7 |
830 | Sir, your emotional support animal is disturbing the other flyers. | 1.2788 | 0.04349 | 165 | 128 | 28 | 9 |
831 | Rover got into the pot brownies again? | 1.2788 | 0.03994 | 165 | 124 | 36 | 5 |
832 | But he doesn’t like frisbees | 1.2788 | 0.03994 | 165 | 124 | 36 | 5 |
833 | Remember: if he poops, you catch. | 1.2788 | 0.04263 | 165 | 127 | 30 | 8 |
834 | Wallenda is an unusual name for a dog. | 1.2788 | 0.04349 | 165 | 128 | 28 | 9 |
835 | The dog got into the edibles again, didn't she? | 1.2788 | 0.04433 | 165 | 129 | 26 | 10 |
836 | Does he think he is an airedale. | 1.2788 | 0.03805 | 165 | 122 | 40 | 3 |
837 | Cannabis Card, please... | 1.2767 | 0.03776 | 159 | 117 | 40 | 2 |
838 | Sir, your dog better have peed before this part of your walk. | 1.2767 | 0.04271 | 159 | 122 | 30 | 7 |
839 | I’d be more impressed if it was a pig. | 1.2761 | 0.04109 | 163 | 124 | 33 | 6 |
840 | I'm getting complaints that it's raining. | 1.2761 | 0.04462 | 163 | 128 | 25 | 10 |
841 | We had a complaint. Please walk your dog before you fly him here. | 1.2761 | 0.04200 | 163 | 125 | 31 | 7 |
842 | Sir, you need to curb your kite. | 1.2761 | 0.04015 | 163 | 123 | 35 | 5 |
843 | But I went to the dog park. They said to come here. | 1.2761 | 0.04376 | 163 | 127 | 27 | 9 |
844 | Have you considered every possible scenario here? | 1.2761 | 0.04376 | 163 | 127 | 27 | 9 |
845 | In all my years on the force, this is the first time I've seen a case of man kite's dog. | 1.2761 | 0.04376 | 163 | 127 | 27 | 9 |
846 | I'm sorry sir, but we've been given orders to crack down on inflation. | 1.2761 | 0.04109 | 163 | 124 | 33 | 6 |
847 | Would you mind flying a little further downwind? | 1.2761 | 0.04200 | 163 | 125 | 31 | 7 |
848 | The others feel your use of helium is, let’s say.....egregious. | 1.2761 | 0.04109 | 163 | 124 | 33 | 6 |
849 | Sir I’m going to have to ask you to...tell me how you do that. | 1.2761 | 0.04200 | 163 | 125 | 31 | 7 |
850 | Excuse the pun, sir, but your dog is as high as a kite. | 1.2761 | 0.04015 | 163 | 123 | 35 | 5 |
851 | Don't worry, he's housebroken | 1.2761 | 0.04200 | 163 | 125 | 31 | 7 |
852 | The man with the cat kite wants some time now. | 1.2761 | 0.04200 | 163 | 125 | 31 | 7 |
853 | Sure, the leash law may not "state it specifically," sir, but it's definitely implied. | 1.2761 | 0.04289 | 163 | 126 | 29 | 8 |
854 | Just don't let him off-leash. | 1.2761 | 0.04289 | 163 | 126 | 29 | 8 |
855 | Who's higher, you or your kite? | 1.2761 | 0.04462 | 163 | 128 | 25 | 10 |
856 | You're going to have to put him down. | 1.2761 | 0.04376 | 163 | 127 | 27 | 9 |
857 | Can I pet your kite? | 1.2761 | 0.04109 | 163 | 124 | 33 | 6 |
858 | Do you have a plastic bag? | 1.2761 | 0.03722 | 163 | 120 | 41 | 2 |
859 | I don't care if it's an Airedale, get it back to the dog park. | 1.2761 | 0.04462 | 163 | 128 | 25 | 10 |
860 | Sorry, he just took off without me. | 1.2761 | 0.04376 | 163 | 127 | 27 | 9 |
861 | I know all dogs go to heaven, but I can’t seem to let go of this one yet | 1.2761 | 0.04015 | 163 | 123 | 35 | 5 |
862 | If he caught one, what would he do with it? | 1.2761 | 0.04200 | 163 | 125 | 31 | 7 |
863 | The expression goes, "Let sleeping dogs lie." | 1.2761 | 0.04629 | 163 | 130 | 21 | 12 |
864 | Sir, we're going to need to have your dog put down | 1.2761 | 0.04376 | 163 | 127 | 27 | 9 |
865 | But my dog’s name IS Roosevelt. | 1.2761 | 0.04200 | 163 | 125 | 31 | 7 |
866 | Sir, you're going to have to pick up after your kite | 1.2750 | 0.04688 | 160 | 128 | 20 | 12 |
867 | Sorry sir, my dog ate the brownies again. Now he's high as a kite. | 1.2750 | 0.04517 | 160 | 126 | 24 | 10 |
868 | no Sir ! The tail is not the problem ! | 1.2750 | 0.04154 | 160 | 122 | 32 | 6 |
869 | We’ve received complaints that’s he is biting tails | 1.2750 | 0.04248 | 160 | 123 | 30 | 7 |
870 | Sir, I said it'd be ok when pigs fly. | 1.2750 | 0.04154 | 160 | 122 | 32 | 6 |
871 | I’m sorry, but he still has to have a license. | 1.2750 | 0.03757 | 160 | 118 | 40 | 2 |
872 | Hello, officer. I'm glad that you're wearing a hat" | 1.2750 | 0.04248 | 160 | 123 | 30 | 7 |
873 | "May I see your pooper-scooper, Sir?" | 1.2750 | 0.04248 | 160 | 123 | 30 | 7 |
874 | I'm afraid I'll need to see your service kite license. | 1.2750 | 0.04517 | 160 | 126 | 24 | 10 |
875 | I'm sorry, but he keeps chasing the other kites' tails. | 1.2750 | 0.04248 | 160 | 123 | 30 | 7 |
876 | Just tell me he's done his business. | 1.2750 | 0.04603 | 160 | 127 | 22 | 11 |
877 | Some little kid said a dog ate her balloon. | 1.2750 | 0.04339 | 160 | 124 | 28 | 8 |
878 | I’m 98% sure that isn't how Ben Franklin did it. | 1.2750 | 0.04154 | 160 | 122 | 32 | 6 |
879 | I'm afraid he's all bark, no kite. | 1.2750 | 0.04429 | 160 | 125 | 26 | 9 |
880 | SERIOUSLY ??? There’s an ASPCR ??? | 1.2750 | 0.04603 | 160 | 127 | 22 | 11 |
881 | Riding with the window down had become a bit passe" | 1.2750 | 0.04339 | 160 | 124 | 28 | 8 |
882 | I don’t care if it floats. You still have to bag it. | 1.2750 | 0.04339 | 160 | 124 | 28 | 8 |
883 | You’re not in Kansas anymore. | 1.2750 | 0.04248 | 160 | 123 | 30 | 7 |
884 | We only allow pigs to fly! | 1.2750 | 0.04248 | 160 | 123 | 30 | 7 |
885 | Sir, NASA would like to have a word. | 1.2750 | 0.04058 | 160 | 121 | 34 | 5 |
886 | I don't care that he's an Airedale, he's still gotta go! | 1.2750 | 0.04517 | 160 | 126 | 24 | 10 |
887 | That's not what "Dog Days of Summer" means, sir. | 1.2750 | 0.04248 | 160 | 123 | 30 | 7 |
888 | Bob, we've been getting the "yellow rain" complaints again. | 1.2750 | 0.04517 | 160 | 126 | 24 | 10 |
889 | Its easier then walking him! | 1.2750 | 0.04429 | 160 | 125 | 26 | 9 |
890 | I assume she's an Airedale. | 1.2750 | 0.03860 | 160 | 119 | 38 | 3 |
891 | His parents were both bird dogs. | 1.2750 | 0.04154 | 160 | 122 | 32 | 6 |
892 | No, sir, the policy is that you're allowed to fly *with* your emotional support animal. | 1.2750 | 0.04517 | 160 | 126 | 24 | 10 |
893 | Ahhh...I've never seen an Airedale fully trained. | 1.2750 | 0.04603 | 160 | 127 | 22 | 11 |
894 | I noticed you didn't bring a plastic bag. | 1.2750 | 0.04154 | 160 | 122 | 32 | 6 |
895 | You are in the wrong park. The gassy dog field is two blocks south. | 1.2750 | 0.04688 | 160 | 128 | 20 | 12 |
896 | Do you have a per-mutt? | 1.2750 | 0.04339 | 160 | 124 | 28 | 8 |
897 | 'Service kite' or not, sir, no dogs allowed. | 1.2750 | 0.04603 | 160 | 127 | 22 | 11 |
898 | In the park, over the park, it just doesn’t matter, sir. Dogs aren’t allowed. | 1.2750 | 0.04339 | 160 | 124 | 28 | 8 |
899 | Wow you’re really taking the open car window to the next level. | 1.2739 | 0.04391 | 157 | 122 | 27 | 8 |
900 | I'm not going to tell you again sir, if it is a therapy dog, you need to provide documentation. | 1.2739 | 0.03570 | 157 | 114 | 43 | 0 |
901 | If he soils my uniform you're in deep doo-doo. | 1.2739 | 0.04103 | 157 | 119 | 33 | 5 |
902 | Ok pal. Let me see your poop bag. | 1.2727 | 0.04348 | 154 | 119 | 28 | 7 |
903 | Defying gravity is against park regulations. | 1.2727 | 0.04148 | 154 | 117 | 32 | 5 |
904 | Didn't I see you in the carpool lane with a mannequin yesterday? | 1.2727 | 0.04445 | 154 | 120 | 26 | 8 |
905 | Sir, if you don't remove your MAGA hat, I'm going to have to ask you to leave. | 1.2722 | 0.04273 | 158 | 122 | 29 | 7 |
906 | Sorry, only pigs allowed. | 1.2722 | 0.04458 | 158 | 124 | 25 | 9 |
907 | Let me guess.....cannabis doggie treats. | 1.2722 | 0.04367 | 158 | 123 | 27 | 8 |
908 | It's OK as long as you keep him off the grass. | 1.2722 | 0.04273 | 158 | 122 | 29 | 7 |
909 | That science diet giving him gas again? | 1.2722 | 0.04721 | 158 | 127 | 19 | 12 |
910 | I don't care if your dog is named Kite; you can't fly him here. | 1.2722 | 0.04458 | 158 | 124 | 25 | 9 |
911 | I know, but he thinks he's a kite" doesn't cut it. | 1.2722 | 0.04178 | 158 | 121 | 31 | 6 |
912 | All right. But make sure he stays on the leash! | 1.2722 | 0.03878 | 158 | 118 | 37 | 3 |
913 | That must be a bitch to steer. | 1.2722 | 0.04458 | 158 | 124 | 25 | 9 |
914 | What kind of diet did you put him on - beans? | 1.2722 | 0.04178 | 158 | 121 | 31 | 6 |
915 | She was a perfectly fine service dog on those transatlantic flights. Then she got bitten by the travel bug. Now I can't get her out of the sky. | 1.2722 | 0.04273 | 158 | 122 | 29 | 7 |
916 | I can only get mine to chase his own tail | 1.2722 | 0.04367 | 158 | 123 | 27 | 8 |
917 | No, he is not "on leash". | 1.2722 | 0.04458 | 158 | 124 | 25 | 9 |
918 | Any chance your dog has had access to marijuana? It looks high. | 1.2722 | 0.04547 | 158 | 125 | 23 | 10 |
919 | Down, boy. | 1.2704 | 0.04250 | 159 | 123 | 29 | 7 |
920 | Winds are a little “ruff” today. | 1.2704 | 0.04250 | 159 | 123 | 29 | 7 |
921 | the issue lies more in your lack of proper harnessing rather than the morality of the situation | 1.2692 | 0.04102 | 156 | 119 | 32 | 5 |
922 | Try walking him next time...it's so much better for everyone. | 1.2692 | 0.04299 | 156 | 121 | 28 | 7 |
923 | It's O.K. as long as he stays on the leash | 1.2692 | 0.03895 | 156 | 117 | 36 | 3 |
924 | Don't worry, he just went. | 1.2692 | 0.04579 | 156 | 124 | 22 | 10 |
925 | Do the poops have parachutes? | 1.2692 | 0.04579 | 156 | 124 | 22 | 10 |
926 | I assume you'll still be picking up after him. | 1.2692 | 0.04102 | 156 | 119 | 32 | 5 |
927 | I'm guessing he's an Airedale. | 1.2692 | 0.04299 | 156 | 121 | 28 | 7 |
928 | Technically, the law says "collar," but I'll let you off with a warning this time. | 1.2692 | 0.04102 | 156 | 119 | 32 | 5 |
929 | Sir, that’s a Water Spaniel, not an Airdale. I’ll have to ask you to reel it in. | 1.2692 | 0.04299 | 156 | 121 | 28 | 7 |
930 | Please pick this caption. I have never won the New Yorker Cartoon Caption contest, and I'd really like to. | 1.2692 | 0.04579 | 156 | 124 | 22 | 10 |
931 | I agree that’s an innovative use of helium but the high pitched barking is disrupting the other kite flyers | 1.2692 | 0.04299 | 156 | 121 | 28 | 7 |
932 | It does makes picking up after him more of a challenge. | 1.2692 | 0.04000 | 156 | 118 | 34 | 4 |
933 | You said I had to keep him on a leash! | 1.2692 | 0.04202 | 156 | 120 | 30 | 6 |
934 | Kibble gives him gas. | 1.2692 | 0.04668 | 156 | 125 | 20 | 11 |
935 | I'm sorry, the park simply doesn't allow baseball caps. | 1.2692 | 0.04394 | 156 | 122 | 26 | 8 |
936 | You're fine, as long as he stays on the leash. | 1.2692 | 0.04202 | 156 | 120 | 30 | 6 |
937 | You should see it with a tail wind. | 1.2692 | 0.04579 | 156 | 124 | 22 | 10 |
938 | Last week there was a guy flying a Boxer. Very hard to control. | 1.2692 | 0.04299 | 156 | 121 | 28 | 7 |
939 | Sir, this isn't a dog park, though I'll give you both credit for the workaround. | 1.2692 | 0.04394 | 156 | 122 | 26 | 8 |
940 | Actually, as kites go, yours may be 'Best in Show'" | 1.2692 | 0.04102 | 156 | 119 | 32 | 5 |
941 | Sir, perhaps you care to explain to me why your 'kite' just pooped on my head? | 1.2692 | 0.04299 | 156 | 121 | 28 | 7 |
942 | Sorry Officer he’s as high as a kite | 1.2692 | 0.04487 | 156 | 123 | 24 | 9 |
943 | Skye Terrier, am I right? | 1.2692 | 0.04394 | 156 | 122 | 26 | 8 |
944 | He's always been an adrenaline junkie. Even as a puppy. | 1.2692 | 0.04299 | 156 | 121 | 28 | 7 |
945 | Technically, that is not a leash. | 1.2692 | 0.04487 | 156 | 123 | 24 | 9 |
946 | Yes, his name is Roosevelt. Why do you ask? | 1.2692 | 0.04299 | 156 | 121 | 28 | 7 |
947 | I suppose since he is on a leash... | 1.2692 | 0.04000 | 156 | 118 | 34 | 4 |
948 | Sorry, dogs are only allowed to be flown before 9 a.m. and after 6 p.m. | 1.2692 | 0.04487 | 156 | 123 | 24 | 9 |
949 | Aren't you the guy from last week with the flying pig ? | 1.2692 | 0.04487 | 156 | 123 | 24 | 9 |
950 | Sticking his head out of the car window wasn't good enough for him anymore!! | 1.2692 | 0.04299 | 156 | 121 | 28 | 7 |
951 | What can I say? He loves Mary Poppins. | 1.2692 | 0.04668 | 156 | 125 | 20 | 11 |
952 | Letting your freak fur fly? | 1.2692 | 0.04299 | 156 | 121 | 28 | 7 |
953 | not bad,but can you do it with a PIG? | 1.2692 | 0.03895 | 156 | 117 | 36 | 3 |
954 | You say you bought that kite from a road runner? | 1.2692 | 0.03895 | 156 | 117 | 36 | 3 |
955 | Just cause you’re dog’s high doesn’t make him a kite! | 1.2692 | 0.04487 | 156 | 123 | 24 | 9 |
956 | Sorry. It's cat day. | 1.2692 | 0.04102 | 156 | 119 | 32 | 5 |
957 | Good new sir we have recovered your kite. | 1.2692 | 0.04000 | 156 | 118 | 34 | 4 |
958 | Sorry sir. Airdales or Skye Terriers only. | 1.2692 | 0.04487 | 156 | 123 | 24 | 9 |
959 | I want to see if reindeer really know how to fly. | 1.2692 | 0.04394 | 156 | 122 | 26 | 8 |
960 | You're still going to need to curb him. | 1.2692 | 0.04394 | 156 | 122 | 26 | 8 |
961 | Yes I can see that he's on a leash, but that's not really the point. | 1.2692 | 0.04394 | 156 | 122 | 26 | 8 |
962 | It's not just a dog . . . it's an Airedale. | 1.2692 | 0.04299 | 156 | 121 | 28 | 7 |
963 | I didn't see you ask anyone else to clean up after their kite. | 1.2680 | 0.04250 | 153 | 118 | 29 | 6 |
964 | Sir, it is not a dog park, it is a kite park. | 1.2680 | 0.03824 | 153 | 114 | 37 | 2 |
965 | Either diaper him up or reel him in! | 1.2680 | 0.04250 | 153 | 118 | 29 | 6 |
966 | Sir, you and your dog are under arrest for breaking the law of gravity. | 1.2680 | 0.04350 | 153 | 119 | 27 | 7 |
967 | I know, smart guy: 'It's a bird, it's a plane, it's...Underdog.' Save it for the Thanksgiving Parade. | 1.2680 | 0.04544 | 153 | 121 | 23 | 9 |
968 | My schnauzer has gas problems too. | 1.2680 | 0.04148 | 153 | 117 | 31 | 5 |
969 | Fine, I take it back, Donald. I'd vote for you for dog catcher. | 1.2680 | 0.04448 | 153 | 120 | 25 | 8 |
970 | I love your jacket. Where did you get it? | 1.2680 | 0.04544 | 153 | 121 | 23 | 9 |
971 | That's my Airdale | 1.2680 | 0.04448 | 153 | 120 | 25 | 8 |
972 | Hey, your kite just peed on me. | 1.2680 | 0.04148 | 153 | 117 | 31 | 5 |
973 | That's some bird dog, buddy. | 1.2680 | 0.04250 | 153 | 118 | 29 | 6 |
974 | I don’t care if he is an Airedale, it’s still against the laws of physics. | 1.2680 | 0.04250 | 153 | 118 | 29 | 6 |
975 | Dogged determination doesn't count in kite competitions. | 1.2680 | 0.04448 | 153 | 120 | 25 | 8 |
976 | Housebroken? | 1.2680 | 0.04350 | 153 | 119 | 27 | 7 |
977 | I don't care what your cat said you should do, mister. Reel in the dog, now. | 1.2680 | 0.04544 | 153 | 121 | 23 | 9 |
978 | Look buddy - rules are rules.... If you're going to fly your dog, do it in the dog park over on Maple Street. | 1.2680 | 0.04637 | 153 | 122 | 21 | 10 |
979 | If you really loved her, you'd set her free. | 1.2680 | 0.04250 | 153 | 118 | 29 | 6 |
980 | You really should change his diet. | 1.2680 | 0.04148 | 153 | 117 | 31 | 5 |
981 | My hat is wet. | 1.2680 | 0.04350 | 153 | 119 | 27 | 7 |
982 | It's OK officer he is a service dog. | 1.2680 | 0.04250 | 153 | 118 | 29 | 6 |
983 | Sir, your dog looks high. | 1.2680 | 0.04250 | 153 | 118 | 29 | 6 |
984 | We've received several complaints that your dog bit the mail drone. | 1.2680 | 0.04729 | 153 | 123 | 19 | 11 |
985 | Sir, even if you're not technically "walking" him, you still have to pick up after him... | 1.2680 | 0.04544 | 153 | 121 | 23 | 9 |
986 | I say the dog IS on the grass. | 1.2680 | 0.04637 | 153 | 122 | 21 | 10 |
987 | I guess we’ll let the judge decide if he’s technically on or off leash or if kitedoodle is actually a breed. | 1.2680 | 0.04448 | 153 | 120 | 25 | 8 |
988 | Yes, you still have to clean up after him. | 1.2680 | 0.04148 | 153 | 117 | 31 | 5 |
989 | You got me this time. Last week I dismissed you from the dog park for kite flying. | 1.2680 | 0.04544 | 153 | 121 | 23 | 9 |
990 | Do you have proof that he is indeed a service animal? | 1.2680 | 0.04448 | 153 | 120 | 25 | 8 |
991 | Yes, sir. Six feet or less. | 1.2680 | 0.04250 | 153 | 118 | 29 | 6 |
992 | He better not have any accidents up there. | 1.2680 | 0.04043 | 153 | 116 | 33 | 4 |
993 | ...but it's my therapy kite. | 1.2680 | 0.04448 | 153 | 120 | 25 | 8 |
994 | Sir, were you aware that this is a right hand only kite flying zone?' | 1.2680 | 0.04544 | 153 | 121 | 23 | 9 |
995 | Akita? | 1.2680 | 0.04819 | 153 | 124 | 17 | 12 |
996 | It's pretty clear that it was your kite that soiled the field. | 1.2680 | 0.04043 | 153 | 116 | 33 | 4 |
997 | No, I can't prove that's your kite poop. It's just a hunch. | 1.2680 | 0.04250 | 153 | 118 | 29 | 6 |
998 | I don't care if he's bored at the dog park. You can't fly him here! | 1.2680 | 0.03935 | 153 | 115 | 35 | 3 |
999 | Someone posted a video of you tying your dog to the kite, it went viral. About twenty thousand people are on their way here, right now, to kill you. Politics and religion will get you a lone nut once in awhile but you do not mess with dog people. | 1.2680 | 0.04729 | 153 | 123 | 19 | 11 |
1000 | Forget the plastic baggie, you're gonna need a net. | 1.2680 | 0.04350 | 153 | 119 | 27 | 7 |
1001 | I SEE YOUR DOG HAS SOME FLATULENCE | 1.2680 | 0.04250 | 153 | 118 | 29 | 6 |
1002 | He is retrieving his fribee. | 1.2680 | 0.04350 | 153 | 119 | 27 | 7 |
1003 | She really should've done her business before she got up there. | 1.2680 | 0.04043 | 153 | 116 | 33 | 4 |
1004 | Granted, she's got a tail and she's flying just like the others - but one drop of pee or poo and you're out of here. | 1.2680 | 0.04544 | 153 | 121 | 23 | 9 |
1005 | Sir, I'm going to have to ask you to please curb your kite. | 1.2680 | 0.04350 | 153 | 119 | 27 | 7 |
1006 | 'I don't care what he had for breakfast. That's not what we meant by learning to harness wind power.' | 1.2680 | 0.04637 | 153 | 122 | 21 | 10 |
1007 | What? It was on his bucket list! | 1.2680 | 0.04148 | 153 | 117 | 31 | 5 |
1008 | Just so you know, this is an off-leash park. | 1.2680 | 0.04148 | 153 | 117 | 31 | 5 |
1009 | Look, buster, I don't care if it's an Airedale... | 1.2680 | 0.04448 | 153 | 120 | 25 | 8 |
1010 | It doesn't matter if your dog is now a kite, you still have to clean up after him. | 1.2680 | 0.04448 | 153 | 120 | 25 | 8 |
1011 | May I suggest you try a breed with a slightly longer tail? | 1.2680 | 0.04148 | 153 | 117 | 31 | 5 |
1012 | Look, even though the law you are breaking is one of physics, I still feel pretty comfortable arresting you. | 1.2680 | 0.04148 | 153 | 117 | 31 | 5 |
1013 | Don't expect bail - your partner's a flight risk | 1.2680 | 0.04448 | 153 | 120 | 25 | 8 |
1014 | Did you say "shedding"? That's not what I'm concerned with. | 1.2680 | 0.04148 | 153 | 117 | 31 | 5 |
1015 | This explains the golden shower complaints. | 1.2680 | 0.04637 | 153 | 122 | 21 | 10 |
1016 | I've received some complaints about your 'kite' marking his territory. | 1.2680 | 0.04250 | 153 | 118 | 29 | 6 |
1017 | I'm sorry, but you also need a pooper scooper balloon | 1.2680 | 0.04448 | 153 | 120 | 25 | 8 |
1018 | Helium license ? | 1.2680 | 0.04148 | 153 | 117 | 31 | 5 |
1019 | Officer, I have a leash. | 1.2680 | 0.04148 | 153 | 117 | 31 | 5 |
1020 | Yes, sir, I do see its tail, but just because a cat has kittens in the oven, you don't call them biscuits. | 1.2680 | 0.04448 | 153 | 120 | 25 | 8 |
1021 | I told you before- no taxidermy advertising is allowed in the park. | 1.2667 | 0.04300 | 150 | 116 | 28 | 6 |
1022 | You're saying the Social Security Administration is telling everyone to do this when they apply for Social Security benefits? | 1.2667 | 0.04403 | 150 | 117 | 26 | 7 |
1023 | Dog day is tomorrow afternoon. | 1.2667 | 0.04087 | 150 | 114 | 32 | 4 |
1024 | Yes, I suppose it's true that the sign only says "no dog walking." | 1.2653 | 0.04133 | 147 | 112 | 31 | 4 |
1025 | But I'm just the tail wagging the dog, sir. | 1.2653 | 0.04458 | 147 | 115 | 25 | 7 |
1026 | Didn't you consider that the bloating was extremely odd? | 1.2653 | 0.04018 | 147 | 111 | 33 | 3 |
1027 | I've never heard of a Lighter Than Airedale!" | 1.2653 | 0.04352 | 147 | 114 | 27 | 6 |
1028 | Sir, we have rules, very simple rules. | 1.2653 | 0.04133 | 147 | 112 | 31 | 4 |
1029 | Sir, this isn't California - dogs cannot be high. | 1.2653 | 0.04761 | 147 | 118 | 19 | 10 |
1030 | Show me how you did that and you can stay. | 1.2653 | 0.04352 | 147 | 114 | 27 | 6 |
1031 | Well,you're still going to have to clean up after him when he comes down. | 1.2653 | 0.03779 | 147 | 109 | 37 | 1 |
1032 | That dog better be wind broken! | 1.2653 | 0.04458 | 147 | 115 | 25 | 7 |
1033 | Hindendog. | 1.2652 | 0.04793 | 132 | 104 | 21 | 7 |
1034 | That’s quite a story and a nice try, Sir- but you do realize, that’s not even a pig. | 1.2632 | 0.04451 | 152 | 120 | 24 | 8 |
1035 | I'm gonna let it float...this time. | 1.2632 | 0.04451 | 152 | 120 | 24 | 8 |
1036 | I'm sorry, but the Dog Days of Summer don't start here until next week. | 1.2632 | 0.04352 | 152 | 119 | 26 | 7 |
1037 | Sir, are you high? | 1.2617 | 0.04507 | 149 | 118 | 23 | 8 |
1038 | Don't worry officer, she already peed. | 1.2617 | 0.04301 | 149 | 116 | 27 | 6 |
1039 | I'm sorry, sir; you cannot fly your dog without a helmet. | 1.2617 | 0.04405 | 149 | 117 | 25 | 7 |
1040 | It's not the leash law that I'm concerned about. | 1.2617 | 0.04507 | 149 | 118 | 23 | 8 |
1041 | Wouldn't it be easier to tell your kid you found a nice farm for it, rather than saying the string broke? | 1.2617 | 0.04507 | 149 | 118 | 23 | 8 |
1042 | Sir, we're getting complaints that he is chasing others tails. | 1.2617 | 0.04194 | 149 | 115 | 29 | 5 |
1043 | I know, but the dog park was closed due to wind. | 1.2617 | 0.04194 | 149 | 115 | 29 | 5 |
1044 | You still have to pick up his poop. | 1.2617 | 0.04606 | 149 | 119 | 21 | 9 |
1045 | It's a skye terrier. You got a problem with that? | 1.2617 | 0.03972 | 149 | 113 | 33 | 3 |
1046 | You're the guy who's kite was barking in the dog park! | 1.2617 | 0.04507 | 149 | 118 | 23 | 8 |
1047 | That doesn’t fly here. | 1.2617 | 0.04301 | 149 | 116 | 27 | 6 |
1048 | But he's on the leash! | 1.2617 | 0.04507 | 149 | 118 | 23 | 8 |
1049 | You have to bring her down. People are getting wet. | 1.2617 | 0.04507 | 149 | 118 | 23 | 8 |
1050 | My dog ate my permit. | 1.2617 | 0.04704 | 149 | 120 | 19 | 10 |
1051 | This felt like the best option because we just weren’t ready to let him go. | 1.2617 | 0.04301 | 149 | 116 | 27 | 6 |
1052 | You must be the gentlemen whose kite just died in his hot car. | 1.2617 | 0.04507 | 149 | 118 | 23 | 8 |
1053 | Got into your marajuana again, did he? | 1.2606 | 0.03829 | 142 | 106 | 35 | 1 |
1054 | No Sir, I've never heard of canine cannabis. | 1.2603 | 0.04243 | 146 | 113 | 28 | 5 |
1055 | An airedale? | 1.2603 | 0.04460 | 146 | 115 | 24 | 7 |
1056 | The lady in the skirt wants to breed her kite with yours. | 1.2603 | 0.04353 | 146 | 114 | 26 | 6 |
1057 | The guys at the Humane Society warned me he was a bit flighty. | 1.2603 | 0.04565 | 146 | 116 | 22 | 8 |
1058 | Could you please land your kite in the dog park. | 1.2603 | 0.04243 | 146 | 113 | 28 | 5 |
1059 | It's a rare breed. | 1.2603 | 0.04014 | 146 | 111 | 32 | 3 |
1060 | Darn dog got into my stash | 1.2603 | 0.04460 | 146 | 115 | 24 | 7 |
1061 | I am training it to be an Uber drone. | 1.2603 | 0.04353 | 146 | 114 | 26 | 6 |
1062 | Has your kite had its shots? | 1.2603 | 0.04460 | 146 | 115 | 24 | 7 |
1063 | I'll bet you were for Romney, right. | 1.2603 | 0.04460 | 146 | 115 | 24 | 7 |
1064 | What, haven't you ever seen a Boxer kite | 1.2603 | 0.04460 | 146 | 115 | 24 | 7 |
1065 | Did you happen to see an unleashed Airedale? | 1.2603 | 0.04130 | 146 | 112 | 30 | 4 |
1066 | I do not care if his name is Kite, he can fly and you are a democrat. Adults cannot play in this park. | 1.2603 | 0.04353 | 146 | 114 | 26 | 6 |
1067 | It's not that you're flying him, its the howling and whimpering. | 1.2603 | 0.04353 | 146 | 114 | 26 | 6 |
1068 | Okay, it's a leash. Where's your poop bag? | 1.2603 | 0.04130 | 146 | 112 | 30 | 4 |
1069 | Sorry, sir, emotional support kites only. | 1.2603 | 0.04460 | 146 | 115 | 24 | 7 |
1070 | My kids are watching. I told them I’d get him to heaven. | 1.2603 | 0.04353 | 146 | 114 | 26 | 6 |
1071 | Sir, the dog days of summer don't start for another 4 weeks. | 1.2603 | 0.04565 | 146 | 116 | 22 | 8 |
1072 | May I see your dog license, pilot license, registration and certification of insurance? | 1.2603 | 0.04130 | 146 | 112 | 30 | 4 |
1073 | Sir you know this park has a strict no leash policy. | 1.2603 | 0.04667 | 146 | 117 | 20 | 9 |
1074 | He got into the burritos. | 1.2603 | 0.04243 | 146 | 113 | 28 | 5 |
1075 | As long as you keep him on leash, we'll let it go this time. | 1.2603 | 0.04460 | 146 | 115 | 24 | 7 |
1076 | Sir, are you aware that you are breaking the laws of nature? | 1.2603 | 0.04565 | 146 | 116 | 22 | 8 |
1077 | just be careful... last week a gentleman lost his porcupine in a shifting wind. | 1.2603 | 0.04460 | 146 | 115 | 24 | 7 |
1078 | Remember, stoop and scoop still applies | 1.2603 | 0.04565 | 146 | 116 | 22 | 8 |
1079 | Have you considered changing his diet? | 1.2603 | 0.04353 | 146 | 114 | 26 | 6 |
1080 | Sir, I don't really care if your dog is named Roosevelt. | 1.2603 | 0.04243 | 146 | 113 | 28 | 5 |
1081 | Do you have plastic bags to clean up after your kite? | 1.2603 | 0.04014 | 146 | 111 | 32 | 3 |
1082 | Has your kite been neutered? | 1.2603 | 0.04243 | 146 | 113 | 28 | 5 |
1083 | Sir, if you let go who is going to retriever? | 1.2603 | 0.04353 | 146 | 114 | 26 | 6 |
1084 | Let me guess: At the dog park you’re known as the guy with the kite. | 1.2603 | 0.04353 | 146 | 114 | 26 | 6 |
1085 | I got a call about a rodent problem...Reel it in please. | 1.2603 | 0.04460 | 146 | 115 | 24 | 7 |
1086 | Go fly a kite. | 1.2603 | 0.04565 | 146 | 116 | 22 | 8 |
1087 | The dog park was full | 1.2603 | 0.04014 | 146 | 111 | 32 | 3 |
1088 | I thought you said your dog does not fly." "That is not my dog. | 1.2603 | 0.04667 | 146 | 117 | 20 | 9 |
1089 | FYI...There's a pet cemetery a few blocks from here. | 1.2603 | 0.04243 | 146 | 113 | 28 | 5 |
1090 | The Anti-Gravity Dog Walk was last week. | 1.2603 | 0.04767 | 146 | 118 | 18 | 10 |
1091 | Now if it were a pig, we might allow it. | 1.2603 | 0.04767 | 146 | 118 | 18 | 10 |
1092 | I don't dare if he's your emotional support kite... | 1.2603 | 0.04767 | 146 | 118 | 18 | 10 |
1093 | So, you and your skye terrier are just out for a walk in the park? | 1.2603 | 0.04460 | 146 | 115 | 24 | 7 |
1094 | We've had reports that he's humping other kites. | 1.2603 | 0.04353 | 146 | 114 | 26 | 6 |
1095 | Relax, he already did his business before I launched him. | 1.2603 | 0.04243 | 146 | 113 | 28 | 5 |
1096 | Sorry sir, but dog days are over. | 1.2603 | 0.04353 | 146 | 114 | 26 | 6 |
1097 | But sir, he’s not off leash! | 1.2603 | 0.04014 | 146 | 111 | 32 | 3 |
1098 | It's my new seeing-eye drone. | 1.2603 | 0.04460 | 146 | 115 | 24 | 7 |
1099 | That looks longer than six feet. | 1.2603 | 0.04130 | 146 | 112 | 30 | 4 |
1100 | But his name is Roosevelt. | 1.2603 | 0.04353 | 146 | 114 | 26 | 6 |
1101 | "Don't forget to clean up after your kite." | 1.2603 | 0.04243 | 146 | 113 | 28 | 5 |
1102 | It's okay, just don't let him off the leash. | 1.2603 | 0.03895 | 146 | 110 | 34 | 2 |
1103 | Look Mac, if it were up to me he could stay...but the kites have complained that they aren't allowed in the "Dog Park", so you and Lindbergh gotta go. | 1.2603 | 0.04243 | 146 | 113 | 28 | 5 |
1104 | Well they should have told you about this breed's aerodynamic issues at the shelter. You still need to use the dog park. | 1.2603 | 0.04353 | 146 | 114 | 26 | 6 |
1105 | I'm sorry. If you don't have a baggie, you'll have to bring him down. | 1.2603 | 0.04460 | 146 | 115 | 24 | 7 |
1106 | That's right. He's the first soldier in the new Space Force. | 1.2603 | 0.04460 | 146 | 115 | 24 | 7 |
1107 | Have you seen the YouTube video of the Shih Tzu who can yodel? | 1.2603 | 0.04667 | 146 | 117 | 20 | 9 |
1108 | Sir, would you happen to know anything about reports of a man walking a kite at the dog park? | 1.2571 | 0.04687 | 140 | 112 | 20 | 8 |
1109 | Sir, if she poops, you still have to pick it up | 1.2571 | 0.04345 | 140 | 109 | 26 | 5 |
1110 | He appears to be as high as a kite. | 1.2571 | 0.04102 | 140 | 107 | 30 | 3 |
1111 | Fine, but there’s a fine if she bites the kites. | 1.2571 | 0.04102 | 140 | 107 | 30 | 3 |
1112 | Pigs are OK. But no dogs. | 1.2571 | 0.04576 | 140 | 111 | 22 | 7 |
1113 | But it’s my comfort kite sir. | 1.2569 | 0.04700 | 144 | 116 | 19 | 9 |
1114 | Ok.... but keep him away for that kite shaped like a hydrant. | 1.2569 | 0.04379 | 144 | 113 | 25 | 6 |
1115 | No, I would not believe he's chasing flying squirrels. | 1.2569 | 0.04033 | 144 | 110 | 31 | 3 |
1116 | Try grinding up a Beano tablet and sneaking it in his food. Worked wonders with my wife. | 1.2569 | 0.04596 | 144 | 115 | 21 | 8 |
1117 | i'm visually impaired, this is my seeing eye dog, I'm just looking around! | 1.2558 | 0.04575 | 129 | 101 | 23 | 5 |
1118 | I always wanted an Airedale | 1.2553 | 0.04199 | 141 | 109 | 28 | 4 |
1119 | Airedale, Schmairedale; read the sign. | 1.2553 | 0.04318 | 141 | 110 | 26 | 5 |
1120 | So how in the world did you ever come up with, "Icarus?" | 1.2553 | 0.04547 | 141 | 112 | 22 | 7 |
1121 | You’d be surprised how many people make the same mistake - even with the new sign. | 1.2553 | 0.04547 | 141 | 112 | 22 | 7 |
1122 | Don't worry - he's on a leash. | 1.2553 | 0.04434 | 141 | 111 | 24 | 6 |
1123 | Stop feeding him beans. | 1.2553 | 0.04318 | 141 | 110 | 26 | 5 |
1124 | I guess there's not much I can do since its technically on a leash. | 1.2553 | 0.04199 | 141 | 109 | 28 | 4 |
1125 | Who's your taxidermist? | 1.2553 | 0.04657 | 141 | 113 | 20 | 8 |
1126 | Sir,I am citing you for not curbing you kite. | 1.2553 | 0.04657 | 141 | 113 | 20 | 8 |
1127 | The vet warned that she might balloon with this new flea shot. | 1.2553 | 0.04547 | 141 | 112 | 22 | 7 |
1128 | Can I have what he is having? | 1.2553 | 0.04434 | 141 | 111 | 24 | 6 |
1129 | I'm looking for a lost a medium sized brown dog? He goes by the name of helium. | 1.2553 | 0.04318 | 141 | 110 | 26 | 5 |
1130 | I don’t care if his grandfather did fly on the Hindenberg. | 1.2553 | 0.04764 | 141 | 114 | 18 | 9 |
1131 | You know you still have to clean up after him. | 1.2552 | 0.04241 | 145 | 113 | 27 | 5 |
1132 | It’s called the Right Handed Kite Flying Competition for a reason. | 1.2552 | 0.04567 | 145 | 116 | 21 | 8 |
1133 | I don't care if his name is Fala, you can't fly your dog here. | 1.2552 | 0.04671 | 145 | 117 | 19 | 9 |
1134 | There are complaints about the barking. | 1.2552 | 0.04353 | 145 | 114 | 25 | 6 |
1135 | No anatomically correct kites allowed sir! | 1.2552 | 0.04353 | 145 | 114 | 25 | 6 |
1136 | can you make it bark, i want to hear what it sounds like with Helium :) | 1.2552 | 0.04461 | 145 | 115 | 23 | 7 |
1137 | This flies in the face of our park leash laws. | 1.2552 | 0.04461 | 145 | 115 | 23 | 7 |
1138 | Can I throw him a frisbee.? | 1.2552 | 0.04241 | 145 | 113 | 27 | 5 |
1139 | I suppose you fly your kite at the dog park? | 1.2552 | 0.04353 | 145 | 114 | 25 | 6 |
1140 | Sir, you need a permit for that. | 1.2552 | 0.04671 | 145 | 117 | 19 | 9 |
1141 | Police dogs are friendly outgoing courageous now give it back. | 1.2552 | 0.04353 | 145 | 114 | 25 | 6 |
1142 | I didn’t say you couldn’t. I just wondered *how.* | 1.2538 | 0.04922 | 130 | 105 | 17 | 8 |
1143 | Sir, the dog park is the next block down. | 1.2536 | 0.04248 | 138 | 107 | 27 | 4 |
1144 | Sir, I know he's on a leash, but we don't allow dogs in this park. | 1.2536 | 0.04248 | 138 | 107 | 27 | 4 |
1145 | It’s a form of artistic expression to help save the wolves, officer. My pig kite is no longer relevant in this administration. | 1.2536 | 0.04491 | 138 | 109 | 23 | 6 |
1146 | No officer, but I’ll keep my eyes out for him. | 1.2519 | 0.04034 | 135 | 103 | 30 | 2 |
1147 | He LOVES chasing pigeons. | 1.2519 | 0.04034 | 135 | 103 | 30 | 2 |
1148 | But officer, he's a kite runner. | 1.2519 | 0.04034 | 135 | 103 | 30 | 2 |
1149 | Not helium? Let me hear his voice. | 1.2519 | 0.04426 | 135 | 106 | 24 | 5 |
1150 | We've received a complaint that you are not picking up after your dog. | 1.2518 | 0.04096 | 139 | 107 | 29 | 3 |
1151 | Okay, but you'll still have to pick up after him. | 1.2518 | 0.04907 | 139 | 114 | 15 | 10 |
1152 | Just so you know, the fine is triple if you don't pick up after him. | 1.2518 | 0.04462 | 139 | 110 | 23 | 6 |
1153 | "Sir the area for pet-flying is further down. See my hand? I've already confiscated a hedgehog today" | 1.2518 | 0.04462 | 139 | 110 | 23 | 6 |
1154 | Sir, if that is your comfort kite I will need to see its papers. | 1.2518 | 0.04690 | 139 | 112 | 19 | 8 |
1155 | Never seen an airedale/skye terrier mix before | 1.2518 | 0.04690 | 139 | 112 | 19 | 8 |
1156 | I never thought I'd hear myself say it, but take your dog off the leash, mister. | 1.2518 | 0.04096 | 139 | 107 | 29 | 3 |
1157 | The problem isn’t that it’s a live animal. The problem is it’s pooping on the kids. | 1.2518 | 0.04800 | 139 | 113 | 17 | 9 |
1158 | Listen, buddy, the only things allowed with tails in here are kites. Got that? | 1.2518 | 0.04222 | 139 | 108 | 27 | 4 |
1159 | There have been complaints that you are not picking up after your kite. | 1.2518 | 0.04096 | 139 | 107 | 29 | 3 |
1160 | The fact that he's an Airedale is beside the point, sir. | 1.2518 | 0.04577 | 139 | 111 | 21 | 7 |
1161 | Leash only sir. No strings attached. | 1.2518 | 0.04096 | 139 | 107 | 29 | 3 |
1162 | Just because kites have tails doesn't mean all things with tails are kites. | 1.2518 | 0.04462 | 139 | 110 | 23 | 6 |
1163 | I don't care how high he does it, you still need to pick it up. | 1.2518 | 0.04462 | 139 | 110 | 23 | 6 |
1164 | You obviously have a lassie-faire attitude to park signs. | 1.2518 | 0.04343 | 139 | 109 | 25 | 5 |
1165 | But officer, the sign only says ‘No dogs on the grass.’ | 1.2518 | 0.04462 | 139 | 110 | 23 | 6 |
1166 | Nice try, Mr. Bailey. You still have to take him to the dog park. | 1.2518 | 0.04222 | 139 | 108 | 27 | 4 |
1167 | You think this is weird? Go see them herding cats at the Nixon Lasso Playground. | 1.2518 | 0.04577 | 139 | 111 | 21 | 7 |
1168 | No dogs allowed in the park, so go fly a kite! | 1.2518 | 0.04222 | 139 | 108 | 27 | 4 |
1169 | Just because it has a tail it doesn’t make it legal. | 1.2518 | 0.04222 | 139 | 108 | 27 | 4 |
1170 | The law is pretty specific. Medium size dogs require at least a 30-pound test line. | 1.2518 | 0.04096 | 139 | 107 | 29 | 3 |
1171 | I've got him on a leash. | 1.2518 | 0.03967 | 139 | 106 | 31 | 2 |
1172 | I’m with the language cops. We can’t have folks saying: “Higher than a dog.” | 1.2518 | 0.04577 | 139 | 111 | 21 | 7 |
1173 | Aren't you Mitt Romney's kid? | 1.2518 | 0.04343 | 139 | 109 | 25 | 5 |
1174 | No officer, it’s the latest in connectivity -WiFido! | 1.2518 | 0.04907 | 139 | 114 | 15 | 10 |
1175 | I don't care if you scooped it. It fell on a little girl's head. | 1.2518 | 0.04690 | 139 | 112 | 19 | 8 |
1176 | As long as he doesn’t chase anyone else’s tail. | 1.2518 | 0.04222 | 139 | 108 | 27 | 4 |
1177 | No animals were injured in the drawing of this cartoon. | 1.2500 | 0.04548 | 140 | 112 | 21 | 7 |
1178 | It better not rain! Understand? | 1.2500 | 0.04433 | 140 | 111 | 23 | 6 |
1179 | When I did it, my voice just got really squeaky. | 1.2482 | 0.04405 | 141 | 112 | 23 | 6 |
1180 | Just don’ t fly him over the picnic area!…… | 1.2482 | 0.03846 | 137 | 104 | 32 | 1 |
1181 | And don't tell me he's an Airedale | 1.2482 | 0.04244 | 137 | 107 | 26 | 4 |
1182 | This goes against the laws of our city, our state, our country, and Newton. | 1.2482 | 0.04608 | 137 | 110 | 20 | 7 |
1183 | If I see him off the lead again, there will be a fine. | 1.2482 | 0.04369 | 137 | 108 | 24 | 5 |
1184 | Your dog has the worst case of gas I've ever smelled. | 1.2482 | 0.04608 | 137 | 110 | 20 | 7 |
1185 | Next park over. | 1.2482 | 0.04608 | 137 | 110 | 20 | 7 |
1186 | The Macy’s Parade? No, that’s on 77th. | 1.2482 | 0.04244 | 137 | 107 | 26 | 4 |
1187 | I got a complaint that your kite may not be potty trained. | 1.2482 | 0.04490 | 137 | 109 | 22 | 6 |
1188 | Yes, it is very impressive, but could you put a diaper on him...we've had some complaints. | 1.2482 | 0.04369 | 137 | 108 | 24 | 5 |
1189 | No,it wasn't a seagull. I'm afraid you're going to have to leave now sir. | 1.2482 | 0.04244 | 137 | 107 | 26 | 4 |
1190 | Is your kite trained? | 1.2482 | 0.04369 | 137 | 108 | 24 | 5 |
1191 | Well, it doesn't seem to be the same to HIM.... | 1.2482 | 0.04369 | 137 | 108 | 24 | 5 |
1192 | You're the kite guy from the dog park, aren't you? | 1.2482 | 0.04244 | 137 | 107 | 26 | 4 |
1193 | But his name is Kite... | 1.2482 | 0.04116 | 137 | 106 | 28 | 3 |
1194 | Where do you see yourself in the next 5 years? | 1.2482 | 0.04490 | 137 | 109 | 22 | 6 |
1195 | We tried off-leash for awhile, but that didn't work. | 1.2482 | 0.04244 | 137 | 107 | 26 | 4 |
1196 | It's my wolfhound. He heard that Trump was elected President so he's looking for the flying pigs. | 1.2482 | 0.04116 | 137 | 106 | 28 | 3 |
1197 | Amazing. Still a dog, so you have to go. | 1.2482 | 0.04608 | 137 | 110 | 20 | 7 |
1198 | But officer, his name is really Kite | 1.2482 | 0.04835 | 137 | 112 | 16 | 9 |
1199 | We truly regret any pain and confusion this hurtful and inappropriate sign may have caused any of this nation's more than 4,700 flying dogs. | 1.2482 | 0.04369 | 137 | 108 | 24 | 5 |
1200 | Sorry, we don't allow leashes longer than 6 feet | 1.2482 | 0.04608 | 137 | 110 | 20 | 7 |
1201 | Sir, you’ll have to keep your dog on the ground. The only animals allowed to fly here are pigs. | 1.2482 | 0.04244 | 137 | 107 | 26 | 4 |
1202 | I don't really care if it's an airedale. | 1.2482 | 0.04490 | 137 | 109 | 22 | 6 |
1203 | What? You've never seen a black cop before? | 1.2482 | 0.04835 | 137 | 112 | 16 | 9 |
1204 | No sir, you can't fly a kite at the dog park either. | 1.2482 | 0.04116 | 137 | 106 | 28 | 3 |
1205 | You should meet the lady waiting for her kite to poop in the dog park... | 1.2482 | 0.04369 | 137 | 108 | 24 | 5 |
1206 | Bring it down. The tail must be at least 3 feet long. | 1.2482 | 0.04608 | 137 | 110 | 20 | 7 |
1207 | But he's an Airedale. | 1.2482 | 0.04244 | 137 | 107 | 26 | 4 |
1208 | Airedale, schmerdale. | 1.2482 | 0.04490 | 137 | 109 | 22 | 6 |
1209 | Sir, I’m issuing you a citation for non-conformity. Earlier today we discovered that you’re living in a non-beige house, and now this... | 1.2482 | 0.04369 | 137 | 108 | 24 | 5 |
1210 | High as a kite" is no excuse | 1.2482 | 0.04723 | 137 | 111 | 18 | 8 |
1211 | Ever heard of the law of gravity? | 1.2482 | 0.04723 | 137 | 111 | 18 | 8 |
1212 | We received a report of flying pigs. Carry on | 1.2482 | 0.04490 | 137 | 109 | 22 | 6 |
1213 | And now you’re gonna tell me that kites can walk. | 1.2482 | 0.04369 | 137 | 108 | 24 | 5 |
1214 | Sorry, sir, we only allow flying pigs. | 1.2482 | 0.04116 | 137 | 106 | 28 | 3 |
1215 | There's no exception for Airedales . | 1.2482 | 0.04608 | 137 | 110 | 20 | 7 |
1216 | Why can't you just roll down the window of your car? | 1.2482 | 0.04244 | 137 | 107 | 26 | 4 |
1217 | Sir, you need to curb your Airedale. | 1.2482 | 0.04116 | 137 | 106 | 28 | 3 |
1218 | He thinks he's a pig. | 1.2482 | 0.04116 | 137 | 106 | 28 | 3 |
1219 | Sir, only registered emotional support dogs are permitted to fly. | 1.2482 | 0.04490 | 137 | 109 | 22 | 6 |
1220 | The rules clearly state that the tail must be at least fifteen inches. | 1.2482 | 0.04608 | 137 | 110 | 20 | 7 |
1221 | Filling your dog with helium is not the only issue - there's been numerous complaints about his high pitched bark. | 1.2482 | 0.04490 | 137 | 109 | 22 | 6 |
1222 | Best bird dog in the state! | 1.2482 | 0.04244 | 137 | 107 | 26 | 4 |
1223 | No officer, he just ate a drone. | 1.2482 | 0.04608 | 137 | 110 | 20 | 7 |
1224 | Of course I understand, he’s just a bit gassy this morning... | 1.2482 | 0.04369 | 137 | 108 | 24 | 5 |
1225 | Are you feeding him properly?? | 1.2482 | 0.04369 | 137 | 108 | 24 | 5 |
1226 | Sorry sir, it has to be an emotional support animal to fly. | 1.2482 | 0.04490 | 137 | 109 | 22 | 6 |
1227 | I need him back now. It's time for takeoff, and Dog is my co-pilot. | 1.2482 | 0.04608 | 137 | 110 | 20 | 7 |
1228 | My wife is having an affair. | 1.2482 | 0.04490 | 137 | 109 | 22 | 6 |
1229 | I don't care if it's a Skye terrier. | 1.2482 | 0.04608 | 137 | 110 | 20 | 7 |
1230 | Do you really think pugs can fly? | 1.2482 | 0.04490 | 137 | 109 | 22 | 6 |
1231 | It doesn't matter that they all have tails... | 1.2482 | 0.04490 | 137 | 109 | 22 | 6 |
1232 | It better be toilet trained. | 1.2482 | 0.04244 | 137 | 107 | 26 | 4 |
1233 | Sir, a dingo did NOT eat your kite. | 1.2482 | 0.04490 | 137 | 109 | 22 | 6 |
1234 | He ate a whole pot of beans . . .been up there ever since. | 1.2482 | 0.04723 | 137 | 111 | 18 | 8 |
1235 | Wrong park, Mister Peabody. | 1.2482 | 0.03983 | 137 | 105 | 30 | 2 |
1236 | Sir, we have reason to believe your dog has flies. | 1.2463 | 0.04549 | 134 | 107 | 21 | 6 |
1237 | When they go low, we go high. | 1.2463 | 0.04549 | 134 | 107 | 21 | 6 |
1238 | No dogs aloft. | 1.2463 | 0.04424 | 134 | 106 | 23 | 5 |
1239 | Poop will be your downfall. | 1.2463 | 0.04549 | 134 | 107 | 21 | 6 |
1240 | Well I guess it's ok if he identifies as a kite. | 1.2463 | 0.04424 | 134 | 106 | 23 | 5 |
1241 | I'm from the TSA and there are new regulations about flying with your dog ... | 1.2463 | 0.04670 | 134 | 108 | 19 | 7 |
1242 | Storm's coming, better pack it in. At least, I felt a sprinkle. | 1.2463 | 0.04789 | 134 | 109 | 17 | 8 |
1243 | ...bucket list | 1.2463 | 0.04424 | 134 | 106 | 23 | 5 |
1244 | He believed he could fly! | 1.2463 | 0.04670 | 134 | 108 | 19 | 7 |
1245 | No, I meant you have to bring him down, not, y'know, 'put him down'. | 1.2463 | 0.04295 | 134 | 105 | 25 | 4 |
1246 | No metaphors allowed. | 1.2463 | 0.04549 | 134 | 107 | 21 | 6 |
1247 | Some people think he's got some Springer Spaniel in him, but he's just a stray I found hovering over my front yard one day. | 1.2463 | 0.04549 | 134 | 107 | 21 | 6 |
1248 | Sir, there are better ways to deal with a mid-life crisis | 1.2463 | 0.04295 | 134 | 105 | 25 | 4 |
1249 | Listen, this isn't that kind of kite park. | 1.2463 | 0.04670 | 134 | 108 | 19 | 7 |
1250 | I presume that's a Skye terrier. | 1.2463 | 0.04424 | 134 | 106 | 23 | 5 |
1251 | Do you see a sign that says Dog Park? | 1.2463 | 0.04549 | 134 | 107 | 21 | 6 |
1252 | Nice try, Jenkins. No dogs alowed in the park. | 1.2463 | 0.04549 | 134 | 107 | 21 | 6 |
1253 | Your kite have a license" | 1.2463 | 0.04905 | 134 | 110 | 15 | 9 |
1254 | Helium enemas are illegal, you know. | 1.2463 | 0.04424 | 134 | 106 | 23 | 5 |
1255 | Don't worry officer, he's a professional! | 1.2463 | 0.04424 | 134 | 106 | 23 | 5 |
1256 | Any pigeons you can catch, you can keep. | 1.2463 | 0.04424 | 134 | 106 | 23 | 5 |
1257 | Keep him on leash this time, the lady with Skye Terrier doesn't want another litter of balloon dogs | 1.2463 | 0.04424 | 134 | 106 | 23 | 5 |
1258 | I do believe there are other ways to avoid fleas and tics. | 1.2463 | 0.04424 | 134 | 106 | 23 | 5 |
1259 | Rules, buddy...'No dogs'" | 1.2463 | 0.04025 | 134 | 103 | 29 | 2 |
1260 | I’m sorry, sir, but we’ve had numerous complaints from PETA about your kite. | 1.2463 | 0.04905 | 134 | 110 | 15 | 9 |
1261 | Kite park, dog park, ... you still have to clean up after your dog! | 1.2463 | 0.04905 | 134 | 110 | 15 | 9 |
1262 | OK, fine, but if he craps you are so busted. | 1.2463 | 0.04549 | 134 | 107 | 21 | 6 |
1263 | Glad to see you can still get it up! | 1.2463 | 0.04295 | 134 | 105 | 25 | 4 |
1264 | No, sir, I don’t believe that was a passing rain cloud. | 1.2463 | 0.04789 | 134 | 109 | 17 | 8 |
1265 | Your kite is a dog. | 1.2463 | 0.04789 | 134 | 109 | 17 | 8 |
1266 | New trick? | 1.2463 | 0.04295 | 134 | 105 | 25 | 4 |
1267 | Sir, dogs can only be flown over in the Dog Park... | 1.2463 | 0.04424 | 134 | 106 | 23 | 5 |
1268 | We've had some complaints. | 1.2463 | 0.04295 | 134 | 105 | 25 | 4 |
1269 | Yes, he is a good boy. | 1.2463 | 0.04295 | 134 | 105 | 25 | 4 |
1270 | Sir, this is a kite park, you'll have to fly your dog elsewhere. | 1.2463 | 0.04670 | 134 | 108 | 19 | 7 |
1271 | Sir, I don't care if he is on a leash, bird dogs aren’t allowed here. | 1.2463 | 0.04549 | 134 | 107 | 21 | 6 |
1272 | No , you are doing it right , they are all doing it wrong | 1.2463 | 0.04670 | 134 | 108 | 19 | 7 |
1273 | Ben Franklin's on the phone. | 1.2463 | 0.04162 | 134 | 104 | 27 | 3 |
1274 | Two martinis and he always flies like a kite | 1.2463 | 0.04295 | 134 | 105 | 25 | 4 |
1275 | I like yours the most. | 1.2463 | 0.04549 | 134 | 107 | 21 | 6 |
1276 | Nothing that interesting is allowed in this city since that prick Giuliani ruined it for everybody. | 1.2463 | 0.04549 | 134 | 107 | 21 | 6 |
1277 | I told my dog there's nothing to fear but fear itself | 1.2463 | 0.04162 | 134 | 104 | 27 | 3 |
1278 | Kites do not, in fact, need predators to weed out the infirm and strengthen the herd. | 1.2463 | 0.04670 | 134 | 108 | 19 | 7 |
1279 | I must warn you that dogs attract lightning. | 1.2463 | 0.04295 | 134 | 105 | 25 | 4 |
1280 | Still safer than having him fly United | 1.2463 | 0.04905 | 134 | 110 | 15 | 9 |
1281 | Excuse me, sir. Do you have a permit to fly that dog? | 1.2463 | 0.04025 | 134 | 103 | 29 | 2 |
1282 | And just how long has Fala been waiting for the frisbee?" | 1.2463 | 0.04670 | 134 | 108 | 19 | 7 |
1283 | It's fine, as long he's fixed. | 1.2463 | 0.04549 | 134 | 107 | 21 | 6 |
1284 | What's your vector, Victor? | 1.2462 | 0.04095 | 130 | 100 | 28 | 2 |
1285 | The dog park is in the field over to your left. | 1.2462 | 0.04095 | 130 | 100 | 28 | 2 |
1286 | I don't care if he has gas. You can't fly a dog in the park. | 1.2462 | 0.04377 | 130 | 102 | 24 | 4 |
1287 | Well, as long as he stays off the grass... | 1.2462 | 0.04238 | 130 | 101 | 26 | 3 |
1288 | Leash or no leash, you still need a permit.” | 1.2462 | 0.04238 | 130 | 101 | 26 | 3 |
1289 | I don’t think this is how the space program got the first dog into orbit. | 1.2441 | 0.04432 | 127 | 100 | 23 | 4 |
1290 | He finally caught a squirrel. | 1.2441 | 0.04432 | 127 | 100 | 23 | 4 |
1291 | It doesn't matter that he's an airedale he's still not a kite. | 1.2441 | 0.04140 | 127 | 98 | 27 | 2 |
1292 | PETA says NO !! | 1.2441 | 0.04140 | 127 | 98 | 27 | 2 |
1293 | As long as he's on a leash, right? | 1.2441 | 0.04140 | 127 | 98 | 27 | 2 |
1294 | I see you're making the best of the dog days of summer. | 1.2424 | 0.04703 | 132 | 107 | 18 | 7 |
1295 | That's right. If he didn't sign the waiver, I'm afraid he'll have to come down. | 1.2422 | 0.04673 | 128 | 103 | 19 | 6 |
1296 | I don't care if you gave him the choice of heel or helium. | 1.2422 | 0.04539 | 128 | 102 | 21 | 5 |
1297 | Sir, this park is closed to Airedales. | 1.2422 | 0.04539 | 128 | 102 | 21 | 5 |
1298 | Sir, you’ve been a warned before about not flying wolf | 1.2422 | 0.03960 | 128 | 98 | 29 | 1 |
1299 | ‘Sir, the Skye Terriers gather over there’ | 1.2422 | 0.04673 | 128 | 103 | 19 | 6 |
1300 | Sir, I'm going to have to insist that you pick up your kite's poop. | 1.2422 | 0.03960 | 128 | 98 | 29 | 1 |
1301 | He holds it in. | 1.2422 | 0.03960 | 128 | 98 | 29 | 1 |
1302 | No Airdales! | 1.2417 | 0.04879 | 120 | 97 | 17 | 6 |
1303 | Can he stop howling and just fly? | 1.2409 | 0.03949 | 137 | 106 | 29 | 2 |
1304 | How often do National Kite Day and National Gary Larson Day coincide? | 1.2406 | 0.04791 | 133 | 109 | 16 | 8 |
1305 | I take it you’re Canadian.” | 1.2406 | 0.04154 | 133 | 104 | 26 | 3 |
1306 | Don’t saying anything. He’ll be deflated if you think he doesn’t fit in. | 1.2406 | 0.04289 | 133 | 105 | 24 | 4 |
1307 | I'm not disputing that he's a good dog, but that still doesn't make him a good kite. | 1.2406 | 0.04154 | 133 | 104 | 26 | 3 |
1308 | Can you at least get him to stop sniffing their tails? | 1.2403 | 0.04640 | 129 | 104 | 19 | 6 |
1309 | He swallowed a helium balloon | 1.2403 | 0.04508 | 129 | 103 | 21 | 5 |
1310 | You say his mother was a papillon? Tell him to flutter on down. | 1.2403 | 0.04640 | 129 | 104 | 19 | 6 |
1311 | You know I read Helium's bad for dogs | 1.2403 | 0.04085 | 129 | 100 | 27 | 2 |
1312 | Mind explaining how your dog got high as a kite? | 1.2403 | 0.04640 | 129 | 104 | 19 | 6 |
1313 | ...So long as it's consensual. | 1.2403 | 0.04640 | 129 | 104 | 19 | 6 |
1314 | Well then, what DOES dog days of Summer mean then? | 1.2403 | 0.04230 | 129 | 101 | 25 | 3 |
1315 | You want the dog park across the street. | 1.2403 | 0.04230 | 129 | 101 | 25 | 3 |
1316 | I'm asking you, sir, because, none of the other kites are dropping... well... droppings. | 1.2403 | 0.04508 | 129 | 103 | 21 | 5 |
1317 | They must be tethered at all times. | 1.2403 | 0.04371 | 129 | 102 | 23 | 4 |
1318 | I just want to know what you’ll do if he gets caught in a tree. | 1.2403 | 0.04508 | 129 | 103 | 21 | 5 |
1319 | Please take your Airedale to the Dog Park! | 1.2403 | 0.04769 | 129 | 105 | 17 | 7 |
1320 | You say this is how Ben Franklin invented the shock collar? | 1.2403 | 0.04508 | 129 | 103 | 21 | 5 |
1321 | No, no, you want to keep the nose pointing *into* the wind. | 1.2403 | 0.04508 | 129 | 103 | 21 | 5 |
1322 | But, Officer, he's a Skye Terrier! | 1.2403 | 0.04640 | 129 | 104 | 19 | 6 |
1323 | Are you saying your dog's name is Roosevelt? | 1.2403 | 0.04508 | 129 | 103 | 21 | 5 |
1324 | Sir, I understand that everyone's been coping with the Rapture in their own way, but you're going to have to let your dog move on sooner or later. | 1.2403 | 0.04508 | 129 | 103 | 21 | 5 |
1325 | If that is a Chihuahua, it'll have to come with me. | 1.2403 | 0.04508 | 129 | 103 | 21 | 5 |
1326 | Please, just make sure you clean up after your kite. | 1.2403 | 0.04508 | 129 | 103 | 21 | 5 |
1327 | I won't ask you how. Just don't. | 1.2403 | 0.04371 | 129 | 102 | 23 | 4 |
1328 | The sign on the gate says, 'Keep your dog on a short leash at all times.' | 1.2403 | 0.04371 | 129 | 102 | 23 | 4 |
1329 | I'm looking for a dog... | 1.2403 | 0.04894 | 129 | 106 | 15 | 8 |
1330 | I dunno, it's pretty big for a flying squirrel. | 1.2403 | 0.04508 | 129 | 103 | 21 | 5 |
1331 | We'd like to enlist him as a Border Collie, flying reconnaissance along the new southern wall. | 1.2403 | 0.05016 | 129 | 107 | 13 | 9 |
1332 | Sorry sir. No kites that mock celebrities. | 1.2403 | 0.04640 | 129 | 104 | 19 | 6 |
1333 | Just a reminder; always clean up after your kite. | 1.2403 | 0.04371 | 129 | 102 | 23 | 4 |
1334 | You think it's safe standing under him like that? | 1.2403 | 0.04508 | 129 | 103 | 21 | 5 |
1335 | Must be hard to keep away from trees. | 1.2403 | 0.04371 | 129 | 102 | 23 | 4 |
1336 | Sir, you are a disgrace....Now tuck your shirt in. | 1.2403 | 0.04508 | 129 | 103 | 21 | 5 |
1337 | I am only going to tell you one more time, if your kite keeps on mounting other kites, you are both going to have to leave. | 1.2403 | 0.04371 | 129 | 102 | 23 | 4 |
1338 | Your dog is in violation of our local Ordinance on Gravity. | 1.2403 | 0.04508 | 129 | 103 | 21 | 5 |
1339 | Would you be interested in being on the cover of the fall Parks and Recreation Department brochure? | 1.2403 | 0.04371 | 129 | 102 | 23 | 4 |
1340 | You should thank your lucky stars you're not an unarmed black child in this situation. | 1.2403 | 0.04508 | 129 | 103 | 21 | 5 |
1341 | He doesn't know he can't fly" is not an excuse. | 1.2403 | 0.04508 | 129 | 103 | 21 | 5 |
1342 | Your kite is the leash of my concerns. | 1.2403 | 0.04894 | 129 | 106 | 15 | 8 |
1343 | Sir, I believe you're in the wrong park. | 1.2403 | 0.04508 | 129 | 103 | 21 | 5 |
1344 | I'll need to see your pet license and your license to operate a pet. | 1.2403 | 0.04640 | 129 | 104 | 19 | 6 |
1345 | The law says leash your dog, not launch your dog. | 1.2403 | 0.04640 | 129 | 104 | 19 | 6 |
1346 | Ya' know, poodles go a lot higher. | 1.2403 | 0.04508 | 129 | 103 | 21 | 5 |
1347 | I don't think I ever heard the saying 'GO FLY A DOG' | 1.2403 | 0.04085 | 129 | 100 | 27 | 2 |
1348 | It's the Dog Days of Summer | 1.2403 | 0.04508 | 129 | 103 | 21 | 5 |
1349 | Yes, I understand that he's a bird dog. You're still going to have to pick up after him. | 1.2403 | 0.04508 | 129 | 103 | 21 | 5 |
1350 | He also swims. | 1.2403 | 0.04640 | 129 | 104 | 19 | 6 |
1351 | I could have sworn it said Akita Flying Competition. | 1.2403 | 0.04230 | 129 | 101 | 25 | 3 |
1352 | I don't care that the helium makes him float, but you have to find a way to stop that squeaky barking. | 1.2403 | 0.04640 | 129 | 104 | 19 | 6 |
1353 | Yes, you still need to pick it up, even if it flies into the bushes. | 1.2403 | 0.04508 | 129 | 103 | 21 | 5 |
1354 | That is one way to get around the park’s no dog policy." | 1.2403 | 0.04085 | 129 | 100 | 27 | 2 |
1355 | I dont care how much easier it is to find the ball! | 1.2403 | 0.04230 | 129 | 101 | 25 | 3 |
1356 | Let me guess... it's an Airdale. | 1.2403 | 0.04508 | 129 | 103 | 21 | 5 |
1357 | Great job with the tail. | 1.2403 | 0.04371 | 129 | 102 | 23 | 4 |
1358 | You better clean up after it. | 1.2403 | 0.04640 | 129 | 104 | 19 | 6 |
1359 | The maximum leash length is six feet sir. | 1.2403 | 0.04640 | 129 | 104 | 19 | 6 |
1360 | Could you bring him down? This isn't his day. | 1.2403 | 0.04508 | 129 | 103 | 21 | 5 |
1361 | I'm sorry Mr. Romney, but that is just plain cruel. | 1.2403 | 0.04769 | 129 | 105 | 17 | 7 |
1362 | An airedale, you say? | 1.2403 | 0.04371 | 129 | 102 | 23 | 4 |
1363 | The tail is not regulation length. | 1.2403 | 0.04371 | 129 | 102 | 23 | 4 |
1364 | Sorry, the tail doesn't meet regulations. | 1.2403 | 0.04508 | 129 | 103 | 21 | 5 |
1365 | How much is that doggie in the wind? | 1.2403 | 0.04894 | 129 | 106 | 15 | 8 |
1366 | You're playing pretty fast and loose with those leash laws, pal. | 1.2403 | 0.04508 | 129 | 103 | 21 | 5 |
1367 | Sir, we have complaints about your dog marking his territory. | 1.2403 | 0.04371 | 129 | 102 | 23 | 4 |
1368 | Beagle, fleagle -- I don't care if his mother mated with an eagle. He belongs in the dog park. | 1.2393 | 0.04802 | 117 | 94 | 18 | 5 |
1369 | I am with the ASPCA sir. We need to speak to your dog. | 1.2388 | 0.03989 | 134 | 104 | 28 | 2 |
1370 | No, you can’t do it in the dog park either. | 1.2381 | 0.04280 | 126 | 99 | 24 | 3 |
1371 | Sir I've warned you about this before" | 1.2381 | 0.04426 | 126 | 100 | 22 | 4 |
1372 | It's not about the kite. | 1.2381 | 0.04129 | 126 | 98 | 26 | 2 |
1373 | Sorry sir, dog flying is at the 81st Street entrance. | 1.2362 | 0.04395 | 127 | 101 | 22 | 4 |
1374 | This isn't what we meant by off-leash laws. | 1.2362 | 0.04535 | 127 | 102 | 20 | 5 |
1375 | I said Let Sleeping Dogs Lie, not Let Sleeping Dogs Fly! | 1.2362 | 0.04535 | 127 | 102 | 20 | 5 |
1376 | It might just be rain, but you still need to leave. | 1.2362 | 0.04395 | 127 | 101 | 22 | 4 |
1377 | That's no way to treat an emotional support animal! | 1.2362 | 0.04251 | 127 | 100 | 24 | 3 |
1378 | Bird dog or not, I'm going to hound you until you rein him in. | 1.2362 | 0.04803 | 127 | 104 | 16 | 7 |
1379 | In this community it's a regulation to have a plastic bag when flying dogs. | 1.2362 | 0.04395 | 127 | 101 | 22 | 4 |
1380 | Sir, you're taking the "what's up-dog?" joke way too far. | 1.2362 | 0.04671 | 127 | 103 | 18 | 6 |
1381 | No, emotional support animals are not allowed yet. | 1.2362 | 0.04395 | 127 | 101 | 22 | 4 |
1382 | I'm not high. He's high! | 1.2362 | 0.04931 | 127 | 105 | 14 | 8 |
1383 | Sir, this is an off-leash area, you can let him fly. | 1.2362 | 0.04395 | 127 | 101 | 22 | 4 |
1384 | No getting high in the park, sir, even for dogs! | 1.2362 | 0.04535 | 127 | 102 | 20 | 5 |
1385 | Sorry, but as per the regs, a service animal must demonstrate evidence of special training or skill. | 1.2362 | 0.04395 | 127 | 101 | 22 | 4 |
1386 | No problem. But please observe the pooper scooper law. | 1.2362 | 0.04535 | 127 | 102 | 20 | 5 |
1387 | It's not about the leash law. | 1.2362 | 0.04395 | 127 | 101 | 22 | 4 |
1388 | Congratulations! You've won Best in Show. | 1.2362 | 0.04395 | 127 | 101 | 22 | 4 |
1389 | You can't get around the dog ban this way. | 1.2362 | 0.04395 | 127 | 101 | 22 | 4 |
1390 | It doesn't hurt him; it's just a little pumping with helium. The flying is fun and he likes how his bark is like a duck quack now. | 1.2362 | 0.04395 | 127 | 101 | 22 | 4 |
1391 | So let me get this straight... you’re blind and you’ve filled your dog with helium to look around? | 1.2362 | 0.04671 | 127 | 103 | 18 | 6 |
1392 | I’m sorry, pigs can’t fly here. | 1.2362 | 0.04251 | 127 | 100 | 24 | 3 |
1393 | It's a good thing you didn't come during off-leash hours. | 1.2362 | 0.04671 | 127 | 103 | 18 | 6 |
1394 | Park ordinance requires you to pick up after your kite, sir. | 1.2362 | 0.04803 | 127 | 104 | 16 | 7 |
1395 | Sir, your dog appears to be high. Please bring him down, I'm going to have to test him for grass. | 1.2362 | 0.04671 | 127 | 103 | 18 | 6 |
1396 | He better be housebroken. | 1.2362 | 0.04671 | 127 | 103 | 18 | 6 |
1397 | The others are concerned that you haven’t walked your dog recently”. | 1.2362 | 0.04931 | 127 | 105 | 14 | 8 |
1398 | That’s a mighty fine tail you have on your kite | 1.2362 | 0.03946 | 127 | 98 | 28 | 1 |
1399 | Flatulence problems? | 1.2362 | 0.04251 | 127 | 100 | 24 | 3 |
1400 | His name is Liam. I told him to heel... | 1.2362 | 0.04671 | 127 | 103 | 18 | 6 |
1401 | I'm sorry officer. I see this beautiful woman in the park every day, but I never know how to break the ice. My mother suggested I get a dog. | 1.2362 | 0.04535 | 127 | 102 | 20 | 5 |
1402 | How many times do I have to tell you, dog day afternoons are the last Thursday of the month? | 1.2362 | 0.04671 | 127 | 103 | 18 | 6 |
1403 | No, we are not expecting the president's motorcade. | 1.2362 | 0.04671 | 127 | 103 | 18 | 6 |
1404 | Okay, but if he pees on anyone, I'm going to have to issue you a kite-ation. | 1.2362 | 0.04671 | 127 | 103 | 18 | 6 |
1405 | Try whistling. | 1.2362 | 0.04931 | 127 | 105 | 14 | 8 |
1406 | Hawkerdoodle? | 1.2362 | 0.04535 | 127 | 102 | 20 | 5 |
1407 | He not in the park, he’s over the park. | 1.2362 | 0.04395 | 127 | 101 | 22 | 4 |
1408 | Sir, we've had complaints of falling feces | 1.2362 | 0.04671 | 127 | 103 | 18 | 6 |
1409 | Have you tried Beano? | 1.2362 | 0.04803 | 127 | 104 | 16 | 7 |
1410 | Sir, you're gonna have to put him down. | 1.2362 | 0.04671 | 127 | 103 | 18 | 6 |
1411 | Sir, your dog must be on a leash, not a string. | 1.2362 | 0.04251 | 127 | 100 | 24 | 3 |
1412 | Please stop sniffing the other kites | 1.2362 | 0.04671 | 127 | 103 | 18 | 6 |
1413 | I think we all know that wasn't a light rain. | 1.2362 | 0.04535 | 127 | 102 | 20 | 5 |
1414 | I just wanted to let you know that this is an off leash area. | 1.2362 | 0.04671 | 127 | 103 | 18 | 6 |
1415 | Sir, we've had a couple of complaints that your dog is posing a hazardous waste risk. | 1.2362 | 0.04395 | 127 | 101 | 22 | 4 |
1416 | There's a guy trying to walk a kite over at the dog run wants to talk to you. | 1.2362 | 0.04535 | 127 | 102 | 20 | 5 |
1417 | You'll still have to pick up after him. | 1.2362 | 0.04395 | 127 | 101 | 22 | 4 |
1418 | Well I have to admit I was wrong when I said this wouldn't fly" | 1.2362 | 0.04395 | 127 | 101 | 22 | 4 |
1419 | It’s a service kite | 1.2362 | 0.04535 | 127 | 102 | 20 | 5 |
1420 | Let me guess - he's your emotional support animal and he lifts you up. | 1.2362 | 0.04395 | 127 | 101 | 22 | 4 |
1421 | Right hand only, sir | 1.2362 | 0.04671 | 127 | 103 | 18 | 6 |
1422 | I expect you to pick up after it. | 1.2362 | 0.04395 | 127 | 101 | 22 | 4 |
1423 | Weren’t you flying a kite at the dog park the other day? | 1.2362 | 0.04251 | 127 | 100 | 24 | 3 |
1424 | Just be advised it is going to start raining cats. | 1.2362 | 0.04671 | 127 | 103 | 18 | 6 |
1425 | No, I'm not high, sir. Just the dog. | 1.2362 | 0.04395 | 127 | 101 | 22 | 4 |
1426 | There has been a complaint about your kite. | 1.2362 | 0.04395 | 127 | 101 | 22 | 4 |
1427 | Constipated and flatulent. | 1.2362 | 0.04803 | 127 | 104 | 16 | 7 |
1428 | It doesn’t matter that you’re from Colorado; it’s not legal here. | 1.2362 | 0.04251 | 127 | 100 | 24 | 3 |
1429 | His father was Underdog! | 1.2362 | 0.04395 | 127 | 101 | 22 | 4 |
1430 | They're supposed to be on a leash, not a string. | 1.2362 | 0.04671 | 127 | 103 | 18 | 6 |
1431 | Just curious, sir, were you aware of a missing helium canister? | 1.2362 | 0.04535 | 127 | 102 | 20 | 5 |
1432 | Let me guess: Your dog ate your kite again. | 1.2362 | 0.04535 | 127 | 102 | 20 | 5 |
1433 | I don't care if the dog park is closed | 1.2362 | 0.04101 | 127 | 99 | 26 | 2 |
1434 | Sir, the dog-flying section is on the other side. | 1.2362 | 0.04535 | 127 | 102 | 20 | 5 |
1435 | No exceptions, sir ...poop and scoop is still the law! | 1.2362 | 0.04101 | 127 | 99 | 26 | 2 |
1436 | I'll have to lock him up until he learns to stop lifting his leg on other people's kites. | 1.2362 | 0.04671 | 127 | 103 | 18 | 6 |
1437 | I don't care that your dog can fly, it's disturbing the children. | 1.2362 | 0.04671 | 127 | 103 | 18 | 6 |
1438 | Only airedales and skye terriers allowed, sir. | 1.2362 | 0.04931 | 127 | 105 | 14 | 8 |
1439 | Ms. Poppins wants her dog back. | 1.2362 | 0.05056 | 127 | 106 | 12 | 9 |
1440 | Just because it has a tail doesn't mean it's a kite. | 1.2362 | 0.04395 | 127 | 101 | 22 | 4 |
1441 | Support animal?" | 1.2362 | 0.04803 | 127 | 104 | 16 | 7 |
1442 | Curb your dog sir. | 1.2362 | 0.04251 | 127 | 100 | 24 | 3 |
1443 | How would you like it if we flew kites in your dog park? | 1.2362 | 0.04535 | 127 | 102 | 20 | 5 |
1444 | He's just trying to fetch my kite. | 1.2362 | 0.04671 | 127 | 103 | 18 | 6 |
1445 | He's always been a joiner... | 1.2362 | 0.04251 | 127 | 100 | 24 | 3 |
1446 | I don't care that she'll burp out the helium soon, reel her in now! | 1.2362 | 0.03784 | 127 | 97 | 30 | 0 |
1447 | Sir, we've received complaints that you're not picking up after your dog. | 1.2362 | 0.04395 | 127 | 101 | 22 | 4 |
1448 | Is he sky-broken? | 1.2362 | 0.04535 | 127 | 102 | 20 | 5 |
1449 | Sure, but will he hunt? | 1.2362 | 0.04395 | 127 | 101 | 22 | 4 |
1450 | I have the bag in my pocket. | 1.2362 | 0.04395 | 127 | 101 | 22 | 4 |
1451 | Go fly a kite is not the response that will keep me from arresting you. | 1.2362 | 0.04395 | 127 | 101 | 22 | 4 |
1452 | Can I have a turn? | 1.2362 | 0.04535 | 127 | 102 | 20 | 5 |
1453 | Even though your dog’s not on the ground, you still have to pick up after him! | 1.2362 | 0.04251 | 127 | 100 | 24 | 3 |
1454 | Thank you for keeping your dog on a leash but chasing kites is not permitted. | 1.2362 | 0.04251 | 127 | 100 | 24 | 3 |
1455 | Not cool. Next thing the cats will want equal rights. | 1.2362 | 0.04395 | 127 | 101 | 22 | 4 |
1456 | Sir, the fact that he was neutered does not change the situation. | 1.2362 | 0.04671 | 127 | 103 | 18 | 6 |
1457 | Sam, I need your help. I'm having trouble getting my pig off the ground. | 1.2362 | 0.04535 | 127 | 102 | 20 | 5 |
1458 | No, Sorry sir, it is still a dog. A cool dog, but just a dog | 1.2362 | 0.04395 | 127 | 101 | 22 | 4 |
1459 | How do you keep it stable with such a short tail? | 1.2362 | 0.04251 | 127 | 100 | 24 | 3 |
1460 | My Taxidermist said she got a great deal on helium... | 1.2362 | 0.04535 | 127 | 102 | 20 | 5 |
1461 | Very impressive, but you need to take him to the dog park. | 1.2362 | 0.04535 | 127 | 102 | 20 | 5 |
1462 | I’m sorry sir, we allow box kites, not boxer kites. | 1.2362 | 0.04535 | 127 | 102 | 20 | 5 |
1463 | I don't care what he learned in obedience school. Bring him down. | 1.2362 | 0.04535 | 127 | 102 | 20 | 5 |
1464 | I assume you have a permit, sir? | 1.2362 | 0.03784 | 127 | 97 | 30 | 0 |
1465 | Have you seen a missing dog - medium size, a bit shaggy with floppy ears? | 1.2362 | 0.04395 | 127 | 101 | 22 | 4 |
1466 | I'm not worried about you, but can HE hold it? | 1.2362 | 0.03946 | 127 | 98 | 28 | 1 |
1467 | We are getting complaints he's humping the other kites. | 1.2362 | 0.04671 | 127 | 103 | 18 | 6 |
1468 | Sir, there have been complaints that your kite is barking at the other visitors. | 1.2362 | 0.04671 | 127 | 103 | 18 | 6 |
1469 | I'm sorry, sir, but you must let sleeping dogs lie. | 1.2362 | 0.04671 | 127 | 103 | 18 | 6 |
1470 | That's a good buoy. | 1.2362 | 0.04535 | 127 | 102 | 20 | 5 |
1471 | But Officer, my dog is on a leash. | 1.2362 | 0.04395 | 127 | 101 | 22 | 4 |
1472 | His grandfather was Underdog. | 1.2362 | 0.04535 | 127 | 102 | 20 | 5 |
1473 | We ran out of pigs for Trump's inauguration. This will do for now. | 1.2358 | 0.04771 | 123 | 100 | 17 | 6 |
1474 | Technically you're in violation of the kite tail to body ratio. | 1.2358 | 0.04175 | 123 | 96 | 25 | 2 |
1475 | This is why they're called "Leash laws" and not "Kite string laws." | 1.2358 | 0.04483 | 123 | 98 | 21 | 4 |
1476 | Sorry, you can’t fly a dog without a license. | 1.2358 | 0.04175 | 123 | 96 | 25 | 2 |
1477 | His name is Kite. | 1.2358 | 0.04175 | 123 | 96 | 25 | 2 |
1478 | the dog park is one block south. | 1.2358 | 0.04332 | 123 | 97 | 23 | 3 |
1479 | I don't care if it is an Airdale it is still a dog! | 1.2358 | 0.04175 | 123 | 96 | 25 | 2 |
1480 | Sir, you’re disregarding the dog bylaw and the laws of physics. | 1.2348 | 0.04836 | 115 | 93 | 17 | 5 |
1481 | There have been some complaints that your kite is "marking" the other kites. | 1.2344 | 0.04365 | 128 | 102 | 22 | 4 |
1482 | Is he always this gassy? | 1.2333 | 0.04694 | 120 | 97 | 18 | 5 |
1483 | We've been getting complaints he's humping the other kites. | 1.2333 | 0.04841 | 120 | 98 | 16 | 6 |
1484 | Okay Mr. Potter, you’ve had your fun, but now it’s time to go home. That’s not even your dog. | 1.2328 | 0.05101 | 116 | 96 | 13 | 7 |
1485 | Is that a service dog? | 1.2320 | 0.04419 | 125 | 100 | 21 | 4 |
1486 | His name better be Roosevelt or we have a problem here. | 1.2320 | 0.04702 | 125 | 102 | 17 | 6 |
1487 | Your kite shit on a five year old. | 1.2320 | 0.04837 | 125 | 103 | 15 | 7 |
1488 | They have as much right to be here as you do, Sir. | 1.2320 | 0.04419 | 125 | 100 | 21 | 4 |
1489 | So, you think you’re too good for the dog park? | 1.2320 | 0.04419 | 125 | 100 | 21 | 4 |
1490 | Is he cloud broken? | 1.2320 | 0.04271 | 125 | 99 | 23 | 3 |
1491 | I didn't know medical marijuana worked so well. | 1.2320 | 0.04419 | 125 | 100 | 21 | 4 |
1492 | Dog flying is restricted to Truman Park. | 1.2320 | 0.04271 | 125 | 99 | 23 | 3 |
1493 | Sorry, but no pooping kites allowed. | 1.2320 | 0.04419 | 125 | 100 | 21 | 4 |
1494 | We have a mission for Laika if you're interested. | 1.2320 | 0.04837 | 125 | 103 | 15 | 7 |
1495 | Sir, there have been compaints. You need to have waste pickup bags or written proof that he is indeed a pigeon. | 1.2320 | 0.04702 | 125 | 102 | 17 | 6 |
1496 | They said he would be president when dogs fly | 1.2320 | 0.04837 | 125 | 103 | 15 | 7 |
1497 | You can stay so long as you keep him on string. | 1.2320 | 0.04563 | 125 | 101 | 19 | 5 |
1498 | Don't be concerned, officer. He thinks he's Snoopy. | 1.2320 | 0.04419 | 125 | 100 | 21 | 4 |
1499 | If that thing shits, you’re outta here! | 1.2320 | 0.04563 | 125 | 101 | 19 | 5 |
1500 | The dog kite park is down the block. | 1.2320 | 0.04702 | 125 | 102 | 17 | 6 |
1501 | Best darn birder you'll ever find! | 1.2320 | 0.04419 | 125 | 100 | 21 | 4 |
1502 | We’ve had complaints about your dog letting his chips fall where they may. | 1.2320 | 0.04702 | 125 | 102 | 17 | 6 |
1503 | On behalf of all postal workers, sir. I thank you... | 1.2320 | 0.04702 | 125 | 102 | 17 | 6 |
1504 | 'Sorry, pal. Kites only. You'll have to find another place to walk your Airedale | 1.2320 | 0.04271 | 125 | 99 | 23 | 3 |
1505 | I don't care if he's a bird dog, he's still not allowed in the park. | 1.2320 | 0.04419 | 125 | 100 | 21 | 4 |
1506 | Yeah, okay ... It’s kind of a leash ... but you still have to clean up after the dog. | 1.2320 | 0.04419 | 125 | 100 | 21 | 4 |
1507 | No, sir ... the phrase ‘go fly a dog’ isn’t very common in these parts. | 1.2320 | 0.04702 | 125 | 102 | 17 | 6 |
1508 | No Officer, I have not seen a dog... | 1.2320 | 0.04271 | 125 | 99 | 23 | 3 |
1509 | Is that a hot-Airedale balloon? | 1.2320 | 0.04419 | 125 | 100 | 21 | 4 |
1510 | I will admit that it's a pretty clever solution to his gas problem. | 1.2320 | 0.04563 | 125 | 101 | 19 | 5 |
1511 | Can your flying dog get this porcupine out of my ass? | 1.2320 | 0.04702 | 125 | 102 | 17 | 6 |
1512 | "It's a Labrabirdle " | 1.2320 | 0.04702 | 125 | 102 | 17 | 6 |
1513 | The owner of the 'Two Little Pigs' kite would like a word with you. | 1.2320 | 0.04271 | 125 | 99 | 23 | 3 |
1514 | Not Funny | 1.2320 | 0.04563 | 125 | 101 | 19 | 5 |
1515 | Looks like he's higher than a kite. | 1.2320 | 0.04563 | 125 | 101 | 19 | 5 |
1516 | Dogs do go to heaven but you have to let go of the string. | 1.2320 | 0.04271 | 125 | 99 | 23 | 3 |
1517 | Sir, please make sure to pickup your kite's poop. | 1.2320 | 0.04419 | 125 | 100 | 21 | 4 |
1518 | Don't worry. He'll be down in five farts! | 1.2320 | 0.04419 | 125 | 100 | 21 | 4 |
1519 | But the other kites don't poop on people's heads. | 1.2320 | 0.04419 | 125 | 100 | 21 | 4 |
1520 | Mr. Romney, this is the last time I'm going to ask you. | 1.2320 | 0.04837 | 125 | 103 | 15 | 7 |
1521 | I've had reports of a dog bitting kids helium baloons .. have you seen him? | 1.2320 | 0.05097 | 125 | 105 | 11 | 9 |
1522 | Sorry, but we only allow service animals in the park. | 1.2320 | 0.04271 | 125 | 99 | 23 | 3 |
1523 | Fine, but this is the last time. | 1.2320 | 0.04837 | 125 | 103 | 15 | 7 |
1524 | Well Officer , his name is Kite and...he just loves to fly ! | 1.2320 | 0.04563 | 125 | 101 | 19 | 5 |
1525 | Only when he's nervous or excited, you say? | 1.2320 | 0.04117 | 125 | 98 | 25 | 2 |
1526 | The neighbors are complaining that your kite is shedding. | 1.2320 | 0.04271 | 125 | 99 | 23 | 3 |
1527 | Sir, I am afraid this is the highest level of animal abuse . | 1.2320 | 0.04419 | 125 | 100 | 21 | 4 |
1528 | Do you ever take him to the off-leash park? | 1.2314 | 0.03850 | 121 | 93 | 28 | 0 |
1529 | He's so fly. | 1.2302 | 0.04388 | 126 | 101 | 21 | 4 |
1530 | Fetching isn't the problem, it's when he drops the ball. | 1.2300 | 0.04894 | 100 | 80 | 17 | 3 |
1531 | Sir: Once again, I do not care that you are in a Kite park, The NYC health Code does not permit leashes longer than 6 feet long period. | 1.2295 | 0.03996 | 122 | 95 | 26 | 1 |
1532 | I don't care how gassy he is, just pull him in now!! | 1.2295 | 0.04625 | 122 | 99 | 18 | 5 |
1533 | Your kite's fine as long as it remains air borne. | 1.2295 | 0.03823 | 122 | 94 | 28 | 0 |
1534 | Thank you for leashing your dog, sir. | 1.2295 | 0.04162 | 122 | 96 | 24 | 2 |
1535 | So explain how Fido got high as a kite. | 1.2295 | 0.04625 | 122 | 99 | 18 | 5 |
1536 | Emotional support animals can't fly here. | 1.2295 | 0.04769 | 122 | 100 | 16 | 6 |
1537 | Can you maybe not feed her beforehand? | 1.2295 | 0.04625 | 122 | 99 | 18 | 5 |
1538 | It's okay for now, but you can't use him for the kite fighting later. | 1.2295 | 0.04625 | 122 | 99 | 18 | 5 |
1539 | I'm afraid I'm going to have to ask if you are an American citizen. | 1.2295 | 0.04909 | 122 | 101 | 14 | 7 |
1540 | Great. Now there's poo everywhere. | 1.2295 | 0.04625 | 122 | 99 | 18 | 5 |
1541 | Oh, his name is Flydo? Carry on. | 1.2295 | 0.04769 | 122 | 100 | 16 | 6 |
1542 | Kudos getting around the ‘no dogs on the grass’ rule. | 1.2295 | 0.04476 | 122 | 98 | 20 | 4 |
1543 | They're worried a doggie bag will be too little, too late. | 1.2295 | 0.04162 | 122 | 96 | 24 | 2 |
1544 | Sir, you're going to need to move downwind. | 1.2295 | 0.04476 | 122 | 98 | 20 | 4 |
1545 | That better be an Airedale or you’re in big trouble. | 1.2295 | 0.04625 | 122 | 99 | 18 | 5 |
1546 | It's what happens before picking up after your dog that I'm worried about. | 1.2295 | 0.04322 | 122 | 97 | 22 | 3 |
1547 | As long as he remains a kite he can stay. | 1.2295 | 0.04909 | 122 | 101 | 14 | 7 |
1548 | I take it, that's Roosevelt? | 1.2295 | 0.04476 | 122 | 98 | 20 | 4 |
1549 | Listen, buddy, "Keep off the grass" doesn't exempt you from "No dogs." | 1.2295 | 0.04769 | 122 | 100 | 16 | 6 |
1550 | Sorry sir but the dog days are over. | 1.2295 | 0.04625 | 122 | 99 | 18 | 5 |
1551 | Sir, the length of your dog leash exceeds the legal limit. Please lower your dog accordingly. | 1.2295 | 0.04909 | 122 | 101 | 14 | 7 |
1552 | No, it is NOT the same as being on a leash. | 1.2295 | 0.04162 | 122 | 96 | 24 | 2 |
1553 | Sir, perhaps an alternative to 'Bombs Away!' | 1.2295 | 0.04476 | 122 | 98 | 20 | 4 |
1554 | No problem, sir, as long as he's wearing his leash. | 1.2295 | 0.04322 | 122 | 97 | 22 | 3 |
1555 | We had a report of a dog without a license tag. | 1.2295 | 0.04769 | 122 | 100 | 16 | 6 |
1556 | Airedale terrier? | 1.2295 | 0.04625 | 122 | 99 | 18 | 5 |
1557 | I don't care if his poop 'floats away', you still gotta pick it up. | 1.2295 | 0.04322 | 122 | 97 | 22 | 3 |
1558 | It's an Airedale? | 1.2295 | 0.04322 | 122 | 97 | 22 | 3 |
1559 | I've always liked the songs of free dog kite. | 1.2295 | 0.04769 | 122 | 100 | 16 | 6 |
1560 | Remember to pick up after your kite. | 1.2295 | 0.04476 | 122 | 98 | 20 | 4 |
1561 | You're not fooling anyone... | 1.2295 | 0.04476 | 122 | 98 | 20 | 4 |
1562 | So, you’re saying it’s JUST for kites? | 1.2295 | 0.04476 | 122 | 98 | 20 | 4 |
1563 | I don't care if he's an Airedale Terrier. You can't fly him here. | 1.2295 | 0.04769 | 122 | 100 | 16 | 6 |
1564 | He's an airedale, officer. | 1.2295 | 0.04625 | 122 | 99 | 18 | 5 |
1565 | Yes, your kite has reached the minimum height and it does indeed have a tail. Problem is, it also has bowels. | 1.2295 | 0.04162 | 122 | 96 | 24 | 2 |
1566 | I've gotten several complaints of a light drizzle coming from your direction. | 1.2295 | 0.04476 | 122 | 98 | 20 | 4 |
1567 | Nice try, bud. Leash laws still apply. | 1.2295 | 0.04476 | 122 | 98 | 20 | 4 |
1568 | Pardon me sir... is that an Airedale? | 1.2295 | 0.04476 | 122 | 98 | 20 | 4 |
1569 | I saw you with that helium balloon guy. Take the dog down. | 1.2295 | 0.04476 | 122 | 98 | 20 | 4 |
1570 | This is a kite park, sir. The fact that he's an Airedale is irrelevant. | 1.2295 | 0.04162 | 122 | 96 | 24 | 2 |
1571 | We just ask that you clean up after your pet. | 1.2295 | 0.04476 | 122 | 98 | 20 | 4 |
1572 | It's the two other things they do that I'm worried about. | 1.2295 | 0.04769 | 122 | 100 | 16 | 6 |
1573 | Didn't you see the 'No Helium-Filled Dogs Allowed' sign? | 1.2295 | 0.04625 | 122 | 99 | 18 | 5 |
1574 | Sorry, the rules say 'no dogs,' even if they're on the leash. | 1.2295 | 0.04162 | 122 | 96 | 24 | 2 |
1575 | Most people just bury ‘em. | 1.2295 | 0.04769 | 122 | 100 | 16 | 6 |
1576 | Dry kibble will help with the gas. | 1.2295 | 0.04476 | 122 | 98 | 20 | 4 |
1577 | Very impressive. But I'm afraid you still need to take him to the dog park. | 1.2295 | 0.04625 | 122 | 99 | 18 | 5 |
1578 | An airdale, I presume. | 1.2295 | 0.04625 | 122 | 99 | 18 | 5 |
1579 | I know it’s legal now, but you really should keep your dog away from your stash. | 1.2295 | 0.04322 | 122 | 97 | 22 | 3 |
1580 | We've had complaints about your kite marking its territory. | 1.2295 | 0.04909 | 122 | 101 | 14 | 7 |
1581 | If he does not go after this ball then he can be considered a kite under the law. | 1.2295 | 0.04625 | 122 | 99 | 18 | 5 |
1582 | He's had his shots, I don't see what the problem is. | 1.2295 | 0.04476 | 122 | 98 | 20 | 4 |
1583 | I don't know whether I should call Animal Control or the FAA. | 1.2295 | 0.04322 | 122 | 97 | 22 | 3 |
1584 | We're looking for a man who sneaked in a dog. | 1.2295 | 0.04162 | 122 | 96 | 24 | 2 |
1585 | Rescue dog. Fear of heights. | 1.2295 | 0.04625 | 122 | 99 | 18 | 5 |
1586 | It started when he swallowed my granddaughter's, helium balloon" | 1.2295 | 0.04625 | 122 | 99 | 18 | 5 |
1587 | This is a leash! | 1.2295 | 0.04322 | 122 | 97 | 22 | 3 |
1588 | Tell me that's not an Airedale | 1.2295 | 0.04909 | 122 | 101 | 14 | 7 |
1589 | I’m sure he is having fun but the lady whose head he crapped on isn’t. | 1.2295 | 0.04909 | 122 | 101 | 14 | 7 |
1590 | I don't care that she's an Airedale. No dogs allowed. | 1.2295 | 0.04625 | 122 | 99 | 18 | 5 |
1591 | Excuse me sir, but no dogs are allowed in the air space between 9a and 5p. | 1.2295 | 0.04476 | 122 | 98 | 20 | 4 |
1592 | I hope that kite don't leak. | 1.2295 | 0.04322 | 122 | 97 | 22 | 3 |
1593 | Does your dog there have a medical marijuana card sir? | 1.2295 | 0.04476 | 122 | 98 | 20 | 4 |
1594 | Because you can't scoop on the fly. | 1.2295 | 0.04909 | 122 | 101 | 14 | 7 |
1595 | I don't care if his name is Roosevelt. | 1.2295 | 0.04769 | 122 | 100 | 16 | 6 |
1596 | Where's the pooper scooper, pal . . or are you gonna use your hat? | 1.2295 | 0.04476 | 122 | 98 | 20 | 4 |
1597 | Please make sure to curb your kite | 1.2295 | 0.05045 | 122 | 102 | 12 | 8 |
1598 | Remove your dog or be ticketed. | 1.2295 | 0.04322 | 122 | 97 | 22 | 3 |
1599 | I don’t care if his breed can do that! You still need to pick up after him. | 1.2295 | 0.04476 | 122 | 98 | 20 | 4 |
1600 | Well if you see him, call animal control. | 1.2295 | 0.04769 | 122 | 100 | 16 | 6 |
1601 | I don't care if he is a Skye Terrier--bring him down now! | 1.2288 | 0.04408 | 118 | 94 | 21 | 3 |
1602 | There have been some questions, sir - is she flightbroken? | 1.2288 | 0.04408 | 118 | 94 | 21 | 3 |
1603 | Let him go, Sir. If he is truely yours, he will return. | 1.2288 | 0.04240 | 118 | 93 | 23 | 2 |
1604 | Children are crying, Edgar. | 1.2288 | 0.04066 | 118 | 92 | 25 | 1 |
1605 | I'm going to need to see his medicinal marijuana card, sir. | 1.2288 | 0.04569 | 118 | 95 | 19 | 4 |
1606 | Sir, I mentioned to you last week that drones and dogs are not allowed here. | 1.2288 | 0.04725 | 118 | 96 | 17 | 5 |
1607 | Sir, I’m going to have to cite you for dogfighting. | 1.2288 | 0.04569 | 118 | 95 | 19 | 4 |
1608 | The "off-leash area" may be a better bet. | 1.2288 | 0.04240 | 118 | 93 | 23 | 2 |
1609 | ok, but fly him on over the dog park when he needs to you -know-what | 1.2288 | 0.04408 | 118 | 94 | 21 | 3 |
1610 | Did you say it was a shitzu? | 1.2288 | 0.04066 | 118 | 92 | 25 | 1 |
1611 | Sorry Sir, Without a diaper, Your kite is in violation of the clean air act | 1.2288 | 0.04240 | 118 | 93 | 23 | 2 |
1612 | Yes, I have insurance. | 1.2288 | 0.04408 | 118 | 94 | 21 | 3 |
1613 | Well, dispatch called in a 'Kite Biter' so I figured I'd check here first." | 1.2288 | 0.04569 | 118 | 95 | 19 | 4 |
1614 | Sorry Sir, but there have been reports that your kite has been threatening the other kites. | 1.2276 | 0.04291 | 123 | 98 | 22 | 3 |
1615 | The rest of them are leashed, too, but that’s not my point. | 1.2273 | 0.04595 | 110 | 88 | 19 | 3 |
1616 | Wise guy, huh? | 1.2269 | 0.04375 | 119 | 95 | 21 | 3 |
1617 | No, you can't go off-leash here. | 1.2250 | 0.04342 | 120 | 96 | 21 | 3 |
1618 | Would you consider donating your dog to the police department's drone protection division? | 1.2250 | 0.03828 | 120 | 93 | 27 | 0 |
1619 | You are barking up the wrong kite! | 1.2250 | 0.04342 | 120 | 96 | 21 | 3 |
1620 | Nice try sir, but there are no dogs allowed in the park. | 1.2250 | 0.04654 | 120 | 98 | 17 | 5 |
1621 | No, this isn't the Macy's Parade. | 1.2250 | 0.04342 | 120 | 96 | 21 | 3 |
1622 | It's when pigs fly, sir | 1.2250 | 0.04501 | 120 | 97 | 19 | 4 |
1623 | Sir, it seems that your kite has not been properly neutered | 1.2250 | 0.04501 | 120 | 97 | 19 | 4 |
1624 | Would you like your kite fixed? | 1.2250 | 0.04945 | 120 | 100 | 13 | 7 |
1625 | Uh, sir, the phrase is "when PIGS fly". | 1.2250 | 0.04654 | 120 | 98 | 17 | 5 |
1626 | You could just take him for a drive on the expressway and let him hang his head out the window. | 1.2250 | 0.04178 | 120 | 95 | 23 | 2 |
1627 | Sir, you'll need to clean up after your kite. | 1.2250 | 0.04501 | 120 | 97 | 19 | 4 |
1628 | The Roosevelt park for dogs on meth is across the street. | 1.2250 | 0.04945 | 120 | 100 | 13 | 7 |
1629 | Just be sure to pick up after your kite, Mac. | 1.2250 | 0.04802 | 120 | 99 | 15 | 6 |
1630 | The dog's fine -- someone complained you're the wrong ethnicity for this park. | 1.2250 | 0.04501 | 120 | 97 | 19 | 4 |
1631 | The Dog Fly is on the other end of the park. | 1.2250 | 0.04654 | 120 | 98 | 17 | 5 |
1632 | Excuse me sir, this is the ‘If pigs could fly’ park | 1.2250 | 0.04802 | 120 | 99 | 15 | 6 |
1633 | There have been complaints about sporadic splash downs. | 1.2250 | 0.04501 | 120 | 97 | 19 | 4 |
1634 | I guess must have I grabbed the wrong leash. | 1.2250 | 0.04501 | 120 | 97 | 19 | 4 |
1635 | I understand dogs are allowed on-leash. | 1.2250 | 0.04654 | 120 | 98 | 17 | 5 |
1636 | He is a trained service dog and loves to fly. | 1.2250 | 0.04501 | 120 | 97 | 19 | 4 |
1637 | Yes, that is amazing, but you are still going to have to scoop. | 1.2250 | 0.04654 | 120 | 98 | 17 | 5 |
1638 | Sir, I understand your dog identifies as a flying squirrel but he needs to be on the ground when he goes to the bathroom. | 1.2250 | 0.04501 | 120 | 97 | 19 | 4 |
1639 | Sir, is that your empty Canister of helium in the parking lot. | 1.2250 | 0.04654 | 120 | 98 | 17 | 5 |
1640 | Two words: kite droppings | 1.2250 | 0.04654 | 120 | 98 | 17 | 5 |
1641 | Recreational helium is still a federal offense. | 1.2250 | 0.04501 | 120 | 97 | 19 | 4 |
1642 | But officer! If it flies like a kite, and has a tail like a kite, it’s a kite. | 1.2250 | 0.04501 | 120 | 97 | 19 | 4 |
1643 | I want you to know, sir, that I voted for you in 2012. | 1.2250 | 0.04654 | 120 | 98 | 17 | 5 |
1644 | Sir, your 10 minutes is now finished, please allow the next person to use the flying fox. | 1.2250 | 0.04501 | 120 | 97 | 19 | 4 |
1645 | My dog had the same problem when we put him on a raw diet. | 1.2250 | 0.04654 | 120 | 98 | 17 | 5 |
1646 | Sir, do you have time to talk about our Lord and savior? | 1.2250 | 0.04802 | 120 | 99 | 15 | 6 |
1647 | I don’t care if he’s on a leash — we keep getting calls about yellow rain. | 1.2250 | 0.04342 | 120 | 96 | 21 | 3 |
1648 | That's not what we meant by pet friendly event | 1.2250 | 0.04178 | 120 | 95 | 23 | 2 |
1649 | I am sorry sir, but your airedale is not licensed for this park. | 1.2250 | 0.04178 | 120 | 95 | 23 | 2 |
1650 | But Officer, it’s an emotional support dog! | 1.2250 | 0.04501 | 120 | 97 | 19 | 4 |
1651 | Sorry, sir, you need a leash to fly your dog. | 1.2250 | 0.04945 | 120 | 100 | 13 | 7 |
1652 | Your kite better be house broken! | 1.2250 | 0.04501 | 120 | 97 | 19 | 4 |
1653 | Please bring him down, I'd like to check his tags. | 1.2250 | 0.04654 | 120 | 98 | 17 | 5 |
1654 | Sir! the barking is disturbing the other flyers. | 1.2250 | 0.04654 | 120 | 98 | 17 | 5 |
1655 | How did you manage to get him up so high with such a short tail? | 1.2250 | 0.04802 | 120 | 99 | 15 | 6 |
1656 | What happens when fluffy over there finally passes gas? | 1.2250 | 0.04802 | 120 | 99 | 15 | 6 |
1657 | I'm sorry, but your kite does not meet the minimum tail-length requirements." | 1.2250 | 0.04007 | 120 | 94 | 25 | 1 |
1658 | Do you know why I pulled you over? | 1.2250 | 0.04342 | 120 | 96 | 21 | 3 |
1659 | I told him to 'roll over', and you won't believe what happened next. | 1.2250 | 0.04945 | 120 | 100 | 13 | 7 |
1660 | You say he's a companion kite and so where is his yellow vest? | 1.2250 | 0.04342 | 120 | 96 | 21 | 3 |
1661 | Wow, Rex will do just about anything to fit in, eh? | 1.2250 | 0.04342 | 120 | 96 | 21 | 3 |
1662 | Everyone’s wondering how you got the helium in. | 1.2250 | 0.04654 | 120 | 98 | 17 | 5 |
1663 | Sorry, sir, no boxer kites. | 1.2250 | 0.04178 | 120 | 95 | 23 | 2 |
1664 | In your case a poop bag is not enough. Do you have your baseball glove? | 1.2250 | 0.04501 | 120 | 97 | 19 | 4 |
1665 | So, let me get this straight; your dog's name is Kite? | 1.2250 | 0.04802 | 120 | 99 | 15 | 6 |
1666 | I'm afraid I must ask you to leave the park. If we allow dogs to fly here, can pigs be far behind? | 1.2250 | 0.04654 | 120 | 98 | 17 | 5 |
1667 | We have received complaints about you kite fighting with the other kites. You will need to muzzle your kite. | 1.2250 | 0.04178 | 120 | 95 | 23 | 2 |
1668 | It’s the rule; you catch the stool. | 1.2250 | 0.04342 | 120 | 96 | 21 | 3 |
1669 | We both needed some air. | 1.2250 | 0.04178 | 120 | 95 | 23 | 2 |
1670 | Didn't you learn your lesson the first time, Mr. Romney? | 1.2250 | 0.04501 | 120 | 97 | 19 | 4 |
1671 | You wouldn’t happen to work at the CRISPR lab? | 1.2250 | 0.04654 | 120 | 98 | 17 | 5 |
1672 | That’s a beautiful German shepbird. | 1.2250 | 0.04501 | 120 | 97 | 19 | 4 |
1673 | Sorry officer, my dog's very light on his feet. | 1.2250 | 0.04342 | 120 | 96 | 21 | 3 |
1674 | Marjorie wants you and Felicia to come for lunch next Thursday. She’s making cornbread. | 1.2250 | 0.05085 | 120 | 101 | 11 | 8 |
1675 | And, inflating your dog with helium is a separate offense, sir. | 1.2250 | 0.04501 | 120 | 97 | 19 | 4 |
1676 | Airdales are illegal in this park. | 1.2250 | 0.04178 | 120 | 95 | 23 | 2 |
1677 | You still have to clean up after it! | 1.2250 | 0.04802 | 120 | 99 | 15 | 6 |
1678 | If pigs can fly, so can he! | 1.2250 | 0.04654 | 120 | 98 | 17 | 5 |
1679 | Sir, that’s our drug sniffing dog and he’s high on something. | 1.2250 | 0.04945 | 120 | 100 | 13 | 7 |
1680 | Very clever. You still have to scoop. | 1.2250 | 0.04342 | 120 | 96 | 21 | 3 |
1681 | ...if he comes back, he’s yours; if he doesn’t he never was. | 1.2250 | 0.04654 | 120 | 98 | 17 | 5 |
1682 | I don't care if he is an Airedale, you're in the wrong park. | 1.2250 | 0.04342 | 120 | 96 | 21 | 3 |
1683 | Sir, please clean up after your kite. | 1.2250 | 0.04007 | 120 | 94 | 25 | 1 |
1684 | Is he airbroken? | 1.2250 | 0.04178 | 120 | 95 | 23 | 2 |
1685 | Yes, it rhymes with "Bite Bark" and no that's not close enough. | 1.2250 | 0.04178 | 120 | 95 | 23 | 2 |
1686 | Next thing ya know it'll be raining kites and dogs. | 1.2250 | 0.04501 | 120 | 97 | 19 | 4 |
1687 | Nice Airdale. | 1.2250 | 0.04342 | 120 | 96 | 21 | 3 |
1688 | I don't care if your dog can fly. Get him down. | 1.2250 | 0.04501 | 120 | 97 | 19 | 4 |
1689 | Sir, I'm from the FAA. You'll have to reel him in - support animals were banned from this airspace last week | 1.2250 | 0.04501 | 120 | 97 | 19 | 4 |
1690 | ThePiñata Park is to right | 1.2250 | 0.04654 | 120 | 98 | 17 | 5 |
1691 | There's been a report of illegal kite fighting. | 1.2250 | 0.04178 | 120 | 95 | 23 | 2 |
1692 | OK it's an Airedale but it's still the wrong park. | 1.2250 | 0.04342 | 120 | 96 | 21 | 3 |
1693 | Are you aware your service dog is high on the job? | 1.2250 | 0.04802 | 120 | 99 | 15 | 6 |
1694 | Sir, I'm sorry, but the dog-flying contest is over at TEDDY Roosevelt Park. | 1.2250 | 0.04342 | 120 | 96 | 21 | 3 |
1695 | May I also assume that you brought bags with you? | 1.2250 | 0.04178 | 120 | 95 | 23 | 2 |
1696 | Don't tell me your dog got into your medical marijuana again. | 1.2250 | 0.03828 | 120 | 93 | 27 | 0 |
1697 | What do you feed her? Mine can't even jump onto the couch. | 1.2250 | 0.04501 | 120 | 97 | 19 | 4 |
1698 | Mr. Romney? | 1.2250 | 0.04501 | 120 | 97 | 19 | 4 |
1699 | New York City leashes must not exceed six feet. | 1.2250 | 0.04654 | 120 | 98 | 17 | 5 |
1700 | You fly him, fine. He flies you, an issue. | 1.2250 | 0.04501 | 120 | 97 | 19 | 4 |
1701 | I don't care how much gas he has, you can't fly him here. | 1.2250 | 0.04178 | 120 | 95 | 23 | 2 |
1702 | Correct Sir, the code may not fully reflect our commitment to diversity, equity and inclusion but he’ll have to relocate to the dog Park nonetheless | 1.2250 | 0.04501 | 120 | 97 | 19 | 4 |
1703 | Just make sure he doesn't mark his territory! | 1.2250 | 0.04178 | 120 | 95 | 23 | 2 |
1704 | but he is so happy... | 1.2250 | 0.04342 | 120 | 96 | 21 | 3 |
1705 | Yeah, his name is Roosevelt. | 1.2250 | 0.04802 | 120 | 99 | 15 | 6 |
1706 | You think you're really clever,don't you? | 1.2250 | 0.04178 | 120 | 95 | 23 | 2 |
1707 | So will he stay floating in the yard or do you have to tie him to a post? | 1.2250 | 0.05085 | 120 | 101 | 11 | 8 |
1708 | It's fine to fly your dog, but you've still got to pick up the poop. | 1.2250 | 0.04501 | 120 | 97 | 19 | 4 |
1709 | We're investigating a report of some stolen helium. | 1.2250 | 0.04178 | 120 | 95 | 23 | 2 |
1710 | No, sir. I haven't seen "All dogs go to heaven 2" | 1.2250 | 0.04501 | 120 | 97 | 19 | 4 |
1711 | Sorry sir, there is no doggy style in this park | 1.2241 | 0.04257 | 116 | 92 | 22 | 2 |
1712 | A kite-o-doodle? Seriously? | 1.2222 | 0.04719 | 117 | 96 | 16 | 5 |
1713 | I told him, 'Look, kites!', but he heard, 'Look, cats!' | 1.2222 | 0.04719 | 117 | 96 | 16 | 5 |
1714 | I don't care if it is and airedale; no dogs in the park! | 1.2222 | 0.04560 | 117 | 95 | 18 | 4 |
1715 | I don't know what you did with him but I saw you come in with a dog. | 1.2222 | 0.04396 | 117 | 94 | 20 | 3 |
1716 | Sir, I’ve told you before - it’s only good luck if a bird does it. | 1.2222 | 0.04560 | 117 | 95 | 18 | 4 |
1717 | It doesn't matter. Last week it was a pig. | 1.2222 | 0.04873 | 117 | 97 | 14 | 6 |
1718 | If those were raindrops, why don't I see any clouds then? | 1.2222 | 0.04396 | 117 | 94 | 20 | 3 |
1719 | This isn’t what ‘all dogs go to heaven’ means | 1.2222 | 0.04396 | 117 | 94 | 20 | 3 |
1720 | I'm sorry, sir, but you must be licensed to fly a dog. | 1.2222 | 0.04396 | 117 | 94 | 20 | 3 |
1721 | But if your airedale likes to fly, and the lap dogs are running around the track, what are the poodles doing? | 1.2222 | 0.04560 | 117 | 95 | 18 | 4 |
1722 | You single handedly are responsible for ten new pages in the handbook. | 1.2222 | 0.04719 | 117 | 96 | 16 | 5 |
1723 | I've heard of Labradoodles and Puggles, but I always thought a Beagle was just a Beagle. | 1.2222 | 0.04396 | 117 | 94 | 20 | 3 |
1724 | Well, sir, that all depends on how you define 'kite' | 1.2222 | 0.04046 | 117 | 92 | 24 | 1 |
1725 | Yes, he's high as a kite, but he's not in fact a kite! | 1.2222 | 0.04560 | 117 | 95 | 18 | 4 |
1726 | You're telling me your dog at your kite? | 1.2222 | 0.04719 | 117 | 96 | 16 | 5 |
1727 | I am sorry sir, only live pigs are allowed to be flown. | 1.2222 | 0.04560 | 117 | 95 | 18 | 4 |
1728 | Were you the guy who was walking a kite at the dog park? | 1.2222 | 0.04560 | 117 | 95 | 18 | 4 |
1729 | Your kite defecated on a five year old. | 1.2222 | 0.04225 | 117 | 93 | 22 | 2 |
1730 | I don't care if she is an Airedale, no dogs are allowed in the park. | 1.2222 | 0.04719 | 117 | 96 | 16 | 5 |
1731 | Mr. Romney, we've had some complaints. | 1.2222 | 0.04873 | 117 | 97 | 14 | 6 |
1732 | Sir, your leash can be no longer than six feet. | 1.2222 | 0.04396 | 117 | 94 | 20 | 3 |
1733 | Don't forget to pick up after your kite. | 1.2222 | 0.04225 | 117 | 93 | 22 | 2 |
1734 | I don't care if they named the park after him. | 1.2222 | 0.04719 | 117 | 96 | 16 | 5 |
1735 | You know the law. Flying dogs need to wear helmets. | 1.2222 | 0.04396 | 117 | 94 | 20 | 3 |
1736 | Taking the dog days of summer to new heights, are you? | 1.2222 | 0.04560 | 117 | 95 | 18 | 4 |
1737 | I don't care that he's an Airedale, this park is only for kites. | 1.2222 | 0.04560 | 117 | 95 | 18 | 4 |
1738 | On leash isn't the issue, sir. | 1.2222 | 0.04560 | 117 | 95 | 18 | 4 |
1739 | Box kites are fine, but boxers are out of the question. | 1.2222 | 0.04560 | 117 | 95 | 18 | 4 |
1740 | But officer, the sign said 'Dogs allowed on leash.' | 1.2222 | 0.04560 | 117 | 95 | 18 | 4 |
1741 | I'm going to have to issue you a ticket for violating the laws of gravity. | 1.2222 | 0.04396 | 117 | 94 | 20 | 3 |
1742 | I'm sure your grandpa was in dogfights as a war pilot too but he describing something completely different to you | 1.2222 | 0.04719 | 117 | 96 | 16 | 5 |
1743 | I don't care if it's and airedale, it still animal cruelty. | 1.2222 | 0.04560 | 117 | 95 | 18 | 4 |
1744 | I’m not the owner, just the flyer. | 1.2222 | 0.04560 | 117 | 95 | 18 | 4 |
1745 | Yes, a proper leash is required. | 1.2222 | 0.04396 | 117 | 94 | 20 | 3 |
1746 | It's not the flying. It's the howling. | 1.2222 | 0.04719 | 117 | 96 | 16 | 5 |
1747 | Yes,the park rules say you you can walk your fighting dog,or you can fly a fighting kite,but you cannot fly a fighting dog. | 1.2222 | 0.04873 | 117 | 97 | 14 | 6 |
1748 | What kind of "assist animal" do you call that? | 1.2222 | 0.04560 | 117 | 95 | 18 | 4 |
1749 | Is your Airedale licensed? | 1.2222 | 0.04560 | 117 | 95 | 18 | 4 |
1750 | It's my new hybreed model. | 1.2222 | 0.04560 | 117 | 95 | 18 | 4 |
1751 | Sir, is that dog an Airedale? | 1.2222 | 0.04560 | 117 | 95 | 18 | 4 |
1752 | Excuse me sir, but aerial dogfights are strictly prohibited. | 1.2222 | 0.04046 | 117 | 92 | 24 | 1 |
1753 | Sorry Sir, but we need that dog on a leash, not a string. | 1.2222 | 0.04719 | 117 | 96 | 16 | 5 |
1754 | Service animal or not, sir, that dog don't fly here. | 1.2222 | 0.04396 | 117 | 94 | 20 | 3 |
1755 | I don’t care if you named your dog “Kite”. | 1.2222 | 0.04873 | 117 | 97 | 14 | 6 |
1756 | I know that he's an Airdale, but that doesn't give you permission to fly that dog here! | 1.2222 | 0.04719 | 117 | 96 | 16 | 5 |
1757 | I'm a cat person myself. | 1.2222 | 0.04225 | 117 | 93 | 22 | 2 |
1758 | He was reluctant at first, but know that he has learned to fly, I have to keep him on a short leash | 1.2222 | 0.04560 | 117 | 95 | 18 | 4 |
1759 | Is that your spirit animal? | 1.2222 | 0.03860 | 117 | 91 | 26 | 0 |
1760 | I know it’s an Airedale, sir, but this park is for kites. | 1.2222 | 0.04873 | 117 | 97 | 14 | 6 |
1761 | Glad to see you're obeying the leash law sir. | 1.2222 | 0.04719 | 117 | 96 | 16 | 5 |
1762 | No, I don't believe he is your seeing eye dog. | 1.2222 | 0.03860 | 117 | 91 | 26 | 0 |
1763 | You realize you'll have to clean up after it. | 1.2222 | 0.04873 | 117 | 97 | 14 | 6 |
1764 | Sorry officer, he got into the pixie dust again. | 1.2222 | 0.04396 | 117 | 94 | 20 | 3 |
1765 | He's scouting for a fire hydrant | 1.2222 | 0.04560 | 117 | 95 | 18 | 4 |
1766 | His favorite movie is Up. | 1.2222 | 0.04873 | 117 | 97 | 14 | 6 |
1767 | The balloon man is missing his helium tank | 1.2222 | 0.04719 | 117 | 96 | 16 | 5 |
1768 | Apparently you haven't read the fine print on our leash law. | 1.2222 | 0.04396 | 117 | 94 | 20 | 3 |
1769 | Was the dog park that boring? | 1.2222 | 0.04873 | 117 | 97 | 14 | 6 |
1770 | You're not fooling anyone, mister. There's a dog on the end of that string. Bring him down now and get a a license. | 1.2222 | 0.03860 | 117 | 91 | 26 | 0 |
1771 | You've got to do something about the slobber! | 1.2222 | 0.04719 | 117 | 96 | 16 | 5 |
1772 | I've heard of bird dogs... just never seen one. | 1.2222 | 0.04396 | 117 | 94 | 20 | 3 |
1773 | I hear what you're saying, but he's technically not "On the Grass." | 1.2222 | 0.04046 | 117 | 92 | 24 | 1 |
1774 | I hope you brought a plastic bag. | 1.2222 | 0.04560 | 117 | 95 | 18 | 4 |
1775 | Our vet prescribed him cannabis oil for his anxiety. | 1.2222 | 0.05021 | 117 | 98 | 12 | 7 |
1776 | The leash law specifically says 'attached to collar'" | 1.2222 | 0.05166 | 117 | 99 | 10 | 8 |
1777 | You still need to curb your dog, sir. | 1.2222 | 0.04046 | 117 | 92 | 24 | 1 |
1778 | The dog park is at the other end of town. Just thought you might like to know. | 1.2222 | 0.04719 | 117 | 96 | 16 | 5 |
1779 | The dog days are over, sir. The dog days are done. | 1.2222 | 0.04719 | 117 | 96 | 16 | 5 |
1780 | You can dogfight, but he has to be muzzled. | 1.2222 | 0.04396 | 117 | 94 | 20 | 3 |
1781 | We heard that companion dogs are now able to fly free. | 1.2222 | 0.04719 | 117 | 96 | 16 | 5 |
1782 | That's not quite what we had in mind when we passed the leash law, sir. | 1.2222 | 0.04873 | 117 | 97 | 14 | 6 |
1783 | He may be on a leash, but clearly he's high as a kite. | 1.2222 | 0.04873 | 117 | 97 | 14 | 6 |
1784 | Either I'm high as a kite... or your dog is. | 1.2222 | 0.04396 | 117 | 94 | 20 | 3 |
1785 | Sir, just what have you been feeding your dog? | 1.2222 | 0.04719 | 117 | 96 | 16 | 5 |
1786 | Again, sir, it's not a 'kite' if you have to force-feed it helium for it to fly. | 1.2222 | 0.04225 | 117 | 93 | 22 | 2 |
1787 | I admit his acrobatic precision is impressive, but I didn't say clean up your dog's LOOPS. | 1.2222 | 0.04560 | 117 | 95 | 18 | 4 |
1788 | Ask him if he can see any illegal immigrants. | 1.2222 | 0.04719 | 117 | 96 | 16 | 5 |
1789 | It's actually called 'Downward Dog' and you want the Yoga Park. | 1.2222 | 0.03860 | 117 | 91 | 26 | 0 |
1790 | Where's your poop drone? | 1.2222 | 0.04719 | 117 | 96 | 16 | 5 |
1791 | all dogs go to heaven, unless tied to a string. | 1.2222 | 0.04719 | 117 | 96 | 16 | 5 |
1792 | Pigs, not dogs. | 1.2222 | 0.04719 | 117 | 96 | 16 | 5 |
1793 | And then she texted me to ‘go fly a kit.’ | 1.2222 | 0.04560 | 117 | 95 | 18 | 4 |
1794 | Tell him to sit. | 1.2222 | 0.05166 | 117 | 99 | 10 | 8 |
1795 | It may have a tail, but that doesn't make it a kite. | 1.2222 | 0.04396 | 117 | 94 | 20 | 3 |
1796 | Sure. "Man kites dog...." Very clever. | 1.2222 | 0.04873 | 117 | 97 | 14 | 6 |
1797 | You're under a pet. | 1.2222 | 0.04719 | 117 | 96 | 16 | 5 |
1798 | https://www.caninejournal.com/dogs-and-marijuana/ | 1.2222 | 0.04396 | 117 | 94 | 20 | 3 |
1799 | Being on-leash and being a kite are distinctly different issues, sir. | 1.2222 | 0.04560 | 117 | 95 | 18 | 4 |
1800 | No, seriously, what is wrong with you? | 1.2222 | 0.04873 | 117 | 97 | 14 | 6 |
1801 | Keep him away from the flying squirrels. | 1.2222 | 0.04225 | 117 | 93 | 22 | 2 |
1802 | Let me guess. You're dog's name is Roosevelt? | 1.2222 | 0.04560 | 117 | 95 | 18 | 4 |
1803 | You're violating the spirit of the leash law. | 1.2222 | 0.04560 | 117 | 95 | 18 | 4 |
1804 | Yes, we're all very impressed you have a trained rat that flies. But this is a kite-flying contest. | 1.2222 | 0.04719 | 117 | 96 | 16 | 5 |
1805 | I don't care if he is a skye terrier, bring him down! | 1.2222 | 0.04396 | 117 | 94 | 20 | 3 |
1806 | I don't care if your dog's name is Roosevelt. | 1.2222 | 0.04560 | 117 | 95 | 18 | 4 |
1807 | Is that an Airedale terrier? | 1.2222 | 0.04873 | 117 | 97 | 14 | 6 |
1808 | Don't you think this is a strange hobby for a taxidermist? | 1.2222 | 0.04719 | 117 | 96 | 16 | 5 |
1809 | A lot of people would reject a dog that identified as a kite. | 1.2222 | 0.04225 | 117 | 93 | 22 | 2 |
1810 | Is that one of those new Labrokites? | 1.2222 | 0.04719 | 117 | 96 | 16 | 5 |
1811 | What kind of stomach issues? | 1.2222 | 0.04560 | 117 | 95 | 18 | 4 |
1812 | It's okay, sir. I did that to my ex-wife's cat. There is nothing in the books, specifically, about repurposing an animal. Carry on. | 1.2222 | 0.04560 | 117 | 95 | 18 | 4 |
1813 | I'm afraid we no longer allow emotional-support animals. | 1.2222 | 0.04719 | 117 | 96 | 16 | 5 |
1814 | Yes, officer, this is his leash. | 1.2222 | 0.04396 | 117 | 94 | 20 | 3 |
1815 | Sorry sir, border collies have recently been added to our no-fly policy | 1.2222 | 0.04396 | 117 | 94 | 20 | 3 |
1816 | Curb your enthusiasm. | 1.2222 | 0.04719 | 117 | 96 | 16 | 5 |
1817 | Your kite just violated the Airborne Particulate Matter Ordinance. | 1.2222 | 0.05021 | 117 | 98 | 12 | 7 |
1818 | So, you're telling me you know nothing about the dog poop on my hat? | 1.2222 | 0.04396 | 117 | 94 | 20 | 3 |
1819 | No hot doggin. | 1.2222 | 0.04225 | 117 | 93 | 22 | 2 |
1820 | Balloon clown isn’t pressing charges. Now, about that missing helium tank... | 1.2222 | 0.04560 | 117 | 95 | 18 | 4 |
1821 | So, he's an Airedale? | 1.2222 | 0.04225 | 117 | 93 | 22 | 2 |
1822 | Aren't you the guy who was pulling a kite on a leash, at the dog park? | 1.2222 | 0.04560 | 117 | 95 | 18 | 4 |
1823 | No, Officer, I will NOT put him down. | 1.2222 | 0.04560 | 117 | 95 | 18 | 4 |
1824 | ...and then she said, yeah right! When dogs fly... | 1.2222 | 0.04719 | 117 | 96 | 16 | 5 |
1825 | It doesn't look like a pig to me | 1.2222 | 0.04225 | 117 | 93 | 22 | 2 |
1826 | Yes, I do think that doggie diapers would address all of my concerns. | 1.2222 | 0.04396 | 117 | 94 | 20 | 3 |
1827 | So,What Does the Fox Say? | 1.2222 | 0.04560 | 117 | 95 | 18 | 4 |
1828 | I thought dogs were allowed so long as they are on a leash. | 1.2222 | 0.04719 | 117 | 96 | 16 | 5 |
1829 | Well I don't think it was good luck. | 1.2222 | 0.04046 | 117 | 92 | 24 | 1 |
1830 | As long as you keep him on a leash... | 1.2222 | 0.04396 | 117 | 94 | 20 | 3 |
1831 | Leashes actually aren't required in the kite park | 1.2222 | 0.04225 | 117 | 93 | 22 | 2 |
1832 | Pigs are the only animal allowed to fly here. | 1.2222 | 0.04396 | 117 | 94 | 20 | 3 |
1833 | Airedales only. | 1.2222 | 0.04719 | 117 | 96 | 16 | 5 |
1834 | ‘This is an off-leash dog park. | 1.2222 | 0.04719 | 117 | 96 | 16 | 5 |
1835 | Please pick up after your kite. | 1.2222 | 0.04873 | 117 | 97 | 14 | 6 |
1836 | You have the leash, now you need the plastic bag. | 1.2222 | 0.04396 | 117 | 94 | 20 | 3 |
1837 | There's laws against feeding helium to vermin. | 1.2222 | 0.04560 | 117 | 95 | 18 | 4 |
1838 | Airedale, Schmerdale. No Dogs means No Dogs. | 1.2222 | 0.04225 | 117 | 93 | 22 | 2 |
1839 | Very amusing. but can he roll over and play dead? | 1.2222 | 0.04560 | 117 | 95 | 18 | 4 |
1840 | Im trying, but he doesn't listen to commands. | 1.2222 | 0.04560 | 117 | 95 | 18 | 4 |
1841 | We have an ordinance against protest kiting. | 1.2222 | 0.04396 | 117 | 94 | 20 | 3 |
1842 | No, sir, the fact that he's an Airedale doesn't help. | 1.2222 | 0.04225 | 117 | 93 | 22 | 2 |
1843 | I think you want the off-leash park down the road. | 1.2222 | 0.04560 | 117 | 95 | 18 | 4 |
1844 | What other tricks does he do? | 1.2222 | 0.04396 | 117 | 94 | 20 | 3 |
1845 | That’s very impressive, sir, but you still have to clean up after him. | 1.2222 | 0.04046 | 117 | 92 | 24 | 1 |
1846 | Kite Park", "Dog Park", so now the government is telling me what I can bring to the park | 1.2222 | 0.04719 | 117 | 96 | 16 | 5 |
1847 | Maybe he's a float, but he's not a kite. | 1.2222 | 0.04225 | 117 | 93 | 22 | 2 |
1848 | Kale, it gives him gas | 1.2222 | 0.04719 | 117 | 96 | 16 | 5 |
1849 | Sir, your dog is as high as a kite. | 1.2222 | 0.04560 | 117 | 95 | 18 | 4 |
1850 | I'm sorry,sir,but helium-filled dogs are against the rules. | 1.2222 | 0.04560 | 117 | 95 | 18 | 4 |
1851 | There have been complaints about the excessive barking. | 1.2222 | 0.04719 | 117 | 96 | 16 | 5 |
1852 | Just be sure to clean up after your "kite". | 1.2222 | 0.04873 | 117 | 97 | 14 | 6 |
1853 | It won't work - that's not a pig. | 1.2222 | 0.04560 | 117 | 95 | 18 | 4 |
1854 | I'm not sure of his breed, I got him from the shelter. | 1.2222 | 0.04719 | 117 | 96 | 16 | 5 |
1855 | He's Gassy | 1.2212 | 0.04659 | 113 | 92 | 17 | 4 |
1856 | I'm more impressed than mad. | 1.2202 | 0.04582 | 109 | 88 | 18 | 3 |
1857 | Sir, I'd need you to put it down. | 1.2193 | 0.04273 | 114 | 91 | 21 | 2 |
1858 | I thought it was a dog park and didn't want to disappoint him. | 1.2174 | 0.04585 | 115 | 94 | 17 | 4 |
1859 | Let me guess, she got into your stash again. | 1.2174 | 0.04240 | 115 | 92 | 21 | 2 |
1860 | Sir, we’ve had some complaints that your dog has been, shall we say, “letting it fly.” | 1.2174 | 0.04240 | 115 | 92 | 21 | 2 |
1861 | Please take your kite for a walk. | 1.2174 | 0.04585 | 115 | 94 | 17 | 4 |
1862 | He found the mushrooms? | 1.2174 | 0.04056 | 115 | 91 | 23 | 1 |
1863 | Sorry. Yesterday was dog day. | 1.2174 | 0.04749 | 115 | 95 | 15 | 5 |
1864 | I don't care how many helium balloons your pooch swallowed! USE THE POOPER SCOOPER or I'm gonna put YOU in a cage! | 1.2174 | 0.04416 | 115 | 93 | 19 | 3 |
1865 | Makes it tougher to teach him to heel. | 1.2174 | 0.04585 | 115 | 94 | 17 | 4 |
1866 | I hope you walked him first. | 1.2174 | 0.04585 | 115 | 94 | 17 | 4 |
1867 | Just tell him to stop singing I Believe I Can Fly. | 1.2174 | 0.04907 | 115 | 96 | 13 | 6 |
1868 | I guess the Trump baby balloon got stuck at immigration? | 1.2174 | 0.04416 | 115 | 93 | 19 | 3 |
1869 | They told us the same thing at the dog park. | 1.2174 | 0.04749 | 115 | 95 | 15 | 5 |
1870 | Yes he flies like an eagle, but we just saw he craps like a seagull... a gross violation of the pet-poop ordinance. | 1.2174 | 0.04585 | 115 | 94 | 17 | 4 |
1871 | Sir, we’ve had several complaints regarding your kite not having been curbed before it was airborne. | 1.2174 | 0.05060 | 115 | 97 | 11 | 7 |
1872 | Sorry, but the flying weasel Park is two blocks from here. | 1.2174 | 0.04585 | 115 | 94 | 17 | 4 |
1873 | Sir, you will have to leave. This is kites for freedom event. The string theory and space alteration conference and faux news events are at the Manhattan Projects. | 1.2174 | 0.04585 | 115 | 94 | 17 | 4 |
1874 | You’ve got to take down your pit balloon. He’s intimidating the other kites. | 1.2174 | 0.04749 | 115 | 95 | 15 | 5 |
1875 | A seeing SKY dog?! Get out of here. | 1.2174 | 0.04585 | 115 | 94 | 17 | 4 |
1876 | You'll need plastic bags and a baseball mitt to fly your dog here. | 1.2174 | 0.04240 | 115 | 92 | 21 | 2 |
1877 | I don't care if his name is AKITE.....you can't fly him here... | 1.2174 | 0.04749 | 115 | 95 | 15 | 5 |
1878 | I couldn’t find a flying pig | 1.2174 | 0.04240 | 115 | 92 | 21 | 2 |
1879 | Rufus, is just super competitive. | 1.2174 | 0.05060 | 115 | 97 | 11 | 7 |
1880 | OK, I get it. The sign says, "No walking dogs in the park.". But we are still concerned about the fallout, | 1.2174 | 0.04416 | 115 | 93 | 19 | 3 |
1881 | Remember to clean up after your kite. | 1.2174 | 0.04240 | 115 | 92 | 21 | 2 |
1882 | I know not to leave him in the car | 1.2174 | 0.04749 | 115 | 95 | 15 | 5 |
1883 | Sorry officer, I can't hear you over this howling wind. | 1.2162 | 0.04322 | 111 | 89 | 20 | 2 |
1884 | He's fine officer - his bark is worse than his flight. | 1.2162 | 0.03925 | 111 | 87 | 24 | 0 |
1885 | You will have to leave sir--that is not rain! | 1.2162 | 0.04686 | 111 | 91 | 16 | 4 |
1886 | You read the sign. That's no pig. | 1.2162 | 0.04322 | 111 | 89 | 20 | 2 |
1887 | adfsafdadfsd | 1.2162 | 0.04686 | 111 | 91 | 16 | 4 |
1888 | Sorry, airedales don't qualify. | 1.2162 | 0.03925 | 111 | 87 | 24 | 0 |
1889 | Sir, you will have to come with me. You are attacking the laws of gravity. | 1.2143 | 0.04982 | 112 | 94 | 12 | 6 |
1890 | Either that's a kite looks like a dog or we got a problem. | 1.2143 | 0.04982 | 112 | 94 | 12 | 6 |
1891 | He's as high as a kite - bring that dog down. | 1.2143 | 0.04818 | 112 | 93 | 14 | 5 |
1892 | Sir, the Ki-O-Te park is down the street. | 1.2143 | 0.04818 | 112 | 93 | 14 | 5 |
1893 | "I'd like to see, both your dog's and your license sir. We've been getting complaints of 'canine droppings' falling on cars parked here in our lot." | 1.2143 | 0.04648 | 112 | 92 | 16 | 4 |
1894 | Yes, it's an off-leash park. But I wouldn't recommend it. | 1.2143 | 0.04472 | 112 | 91 | 18 | 3 |
1895 | Sir, I don't care that his name is Roosevelt. | 1.2143 | 0.04472 | 112 | 91 | 18 | 3 |
1896 | No, I haven't seen your cat. | 1.2143 | 0.04096 | 112 | 89 | 22 | 1 |
1897 | Sir, the saying is when pigs fly. | 1.2143 | 0.04818 | 112 | 93 | 14 | 5 |
1898 | I just like to remind people that taxidermy can be fun. | 1.2143 | 0.05141 | 112 | 95 | 10 | 7 |
1899 | I don't care if he has gas! | 1.2143 | 0.04472 | 112 | 91 | 18 | 3 |
1900 | Sir, that is not a pig. | 1.2143 | 0.04982 | 112 | 94 | 12 | 6 |
1901 | And what made you think this was a good idea? | 1.2143 | 0.04472 | 112 | 91 | 18 | 3 |
1902 | A woman complained that you didn't pick up after him and it ruined her hair. | 1.2143 | 0.04982 | 112 | 94 | 12 | 6 |
1903 | Reel! | 1.2143 | 0.04648 | 112 | 92 | 16 | 4 |
1904 | Okay. Just so we understand, you’ll bring him down when pigs fly. | 1.2143 | 0.04288 | 112 | 90 | 20 | 2 |
1905 | No, it doesn't matter that it's your emotional support animal. | 1.2143 | 0.04648 | 112 | 92 | 16 | 4 |
1906 | Sorry, no dogs allowed, including Airedale terriers. | 1.2143 | 0.04472 | 112 | 91 | 18 | 3 |
1907 | I'm afraid you're going to have to take your kite down or else risk being sued for libel by President Trump." | 1.2143 | 0.04648 | 112 | 92 | 16 | 4 |
1908 | Sorry. Even with this training, we still can't let your emotional support animal pilot the plane. | 1.2143 | 0.04982 | 112 | 94 | 12 | 6 |
1909 | Aren’t you a little old to believe in flying rats? | 1.2143 | 0.05141 | 112 | 95 | 10 | 7 |
1910 | Nice try. As soon as soon as he hits the ground you’re getting a ticket | 1.2143 | 0.04288 | 112 | 90 | 20 | 2 |
1911 | Excuse me sir, no dogs are allowed. | 1.2143 | 0.04648 | 112 | 92 | 16 | 4 |
1912 | Just because it can fart and fly does not mean it is a kite. | 1.2143 | 0.04982 | 112 | 94 | 12 | 6 |
1913 | Nice try Martin. The “No Dogs Allowed” sign still applies. | 1.2143 | 0.04818 | 112 | 93 | 14 | 5 |
1914 | The others are potty trained. | 1.2143 | 0.04818 | 112 | 93 | 14 | 5 |
1915 | Sir, for the last time, please stop inflating your dog! | 1.2143 | 0.04472 | 112 | 91 | 18 | 3 |
1916 | I can see he's leashed; it's the droppings I'm worried about. | 1.2143 | 0.04648 | 112 | 92 | 16 | 4 |
1917 | The Dump Trump Dog Park is on Pensylvania Avenue | 1.2143 | 0.04288 | 112 | 90 | 20 | 2 |
1918 | Sir, this is an off-leash park. | 1.2143 | 0.04648 | 112 | 92 | 16 | 4 |
1919 | Is that a new breed of Airedale? | 1.2143 | 0.04818 | 112 | 93 | 14 | 5 |
1920 | Sir, I'm afraid you'll need to take that back to the barking lot. | 1.2143 | 0.04288 | 112 | 90 | 20 | 2 |
1921 | Ok, look, here's the deal. Technically, he's now a bird, so if he poops, I don't have to clean it up. | 1.2143 | 0.04648 | 112 | 92 | 16 | 4 |
1922 | Well, if you can teach him to fly, it shouldn't be that hard to teach him not to pee while he's up there! | 1.2143 | 0.04648 | 112 | 92 | 16 | 4 |
1923 | Bowser may have gas but that does not qualify him as a kite. | 1.2143 | 0.04288 | 112 | 90 | 20 | 2 |
1924 | Nice try pal. The dog park is two blocks over. | 1.2143 | 0.04648 | 112 | 92 | 16 | 4 |
1925 | What? He’s not fond of walks?!… | 1.2143 | 0.04982 | 112 | 94 | 12 | 6 |
1926 | The novelty wore off when that dog started pooping. | 1.2143 | 0.04982 | 112 | 94 | 12 | 6 |
1927 | Is that a pig? | 1.2143 | 0.04472 | 112 | 91 | 18 | 3 |
1928 | I'd say you need to balance your dog's diet. | 1.2143 | 0.04982 | 112 | 94 | 12 | 6 |
1929 | The question now, sir, is whether the dog is walking you. | 1.2143 | 0.04982 | 112 | 94 | 12 | 6 |
1930 | Just make sure you pick up after him. | 1.2143 | 0.04472 | 112 | 91 | 18 | 3 |
1931 | I'm responding to a call about animal cruelty, but it looks like it's a little blown up | 1.2143 | 0.04818 | 112 | 93 | 14 | 5 |
1932 | We're getting complaints about the droppings. | 1.2143 | 0.04818 | 112 | 93 | 14 | 5 |
1933 | Gas? | 1.2143 | 0.04472 | 112 | 91 | 18 | 3 |
1934 | No Sir, New York’s “magic golden rain” is not a thing. | 1.2143 | 0.04648 | 112 | 92 | 16 | 4 |
1935 | His name is Roosevelt | 1.2143 | 0.04288 | 112 | 90 | 20 | 2 |
1936 | He ate all your edibles? | 1.2143 | 0.04472 | 112 | 91 | 18 | 3 |
1937 | What exactly did you feed him? | 1.2143 | 0.04288 | 112 | 90 | 20 | 2 |
1938 | Just stay clear of the empanada truck. | 1.2143 | 0.04648 | 112 | 92 | 16 | 4 |
1939 | This is not the place to get your dog high." | 1.2143 | 0.04818 | 112 | 93 | 14 | 5 |
1940 | We had a few complaints from the picnic grounds about scattered showers. | 1.2143 | 0.04472 | 112 | 91 | 18 | 3 |
1941 | We have an extremely unhappy wedding party downwind from that tree line... | 1.2143 | 0.04648 | 112 | 92 | 16 | 4 |
1942 | This used to be a dog park, we've had to adapt. | 1.2143 | 0.04818 | 112 | 93 | 14 | 5 |
1943 | No, it would not be okay if it were alive | 1.2143 | 0.04472 | 112 | 91 | 18 | 3 |
1944 | I can see he's leashed...You're just lucky I'm off doody. | 1.2143 | 0.04648 | 112 | 92 | 16 | 4 |
1945 | I will have to cite you, sir. That leash is far too long | 1.2143 | 0.04288 | 112 | 90 | 20 | 2 |
1946 | If pigs could fly, why are you settling for a dog? | 1.2143 | 0.04818 | 112 | 93 | 14 | 5 |
1947 | Officer, if you are asking where my pig learnt to fly, it was at Hogwarts | 1.2143 | 0.05141 | 112 | 95 | 10 | 7 |
1948 | Sir, you'll need to come with me. Your dog is as high as a kite. | 1.2143 | 0.04982 | 112 | 94 | 12 | 6 |
1949 | I appreciate Rex is trying to fit in, but it's still our policy. No dogs allowed. | 1.2143 | 0.04472 | 112 | 91 | 18 | 3 |
1950 | Sir - Airedale ‘s aren’t supposed to be airborne | 1.2143 | 0.04818 | 112 | 93 | 14 | 5 |
1951 | I'm sorry sir, only Airedale Terriers are allowed. | 1.2143 | 0.04472 | 112 | 91 | 18 | 3 |
1952 | Excuse me sir, did you happen to see a stray dog run by? | 1.2143 | 0.04288 | 112 | 90 | 20 | 2 |
1953 | I'm guessing the car window isn't cutting it. | 1.2143 | 0.04288 | 112 | 90 | 20 | 2 |
1954 | Watchdogs are only allowed at Nixon Kite Park. | 1.2124 | 0.04254 | 113 | 91 | 20 | 2 |
1955 | I don't care if it's name is Roosevelt, you can't fly your dog here! | 1.2124 | 0.04779 | 113 | 94 | 14 | 5 |
1956 | Your leash is longer than six feet. | 1.2124 | 0.04064 | 113 | 90 | 22 | 1 |
1957 | I'm sorry sir, this is an off-leash area. | 1.2124 | 0.04064 | 113 | 90 | 22 | 1 |
1958 | You couldn’t have at least neutered him first? | 1.2124 | 0.04436 | 113 | 92 | 18 | 3 |
1959 | I don't CARE if your dog IS named Roosevelt... | 1.2124 | 0.04436 | 113 | 92 | 18 | 3 |
1960 | He may well have gone before launch, but I'm not willing to take that chance. | 1.2124 | 0.04611 | 113 | 93 | 16 | 4 |
1961 | What's the dog's name? CGI. | 1.2095 | 0.04426 | 105 | 85 | 18 | 2 |
1962 | I don't care if your Airedale's named named after 2 former presidents, you, and he, cannot consume marijuana edibles in the park. | 1.2095 | 0.04426 | 105 | 85 | 18 | 2 |
1963 | Don't worry. He did his business before takeoff. | 1.2095 | 0.04426 | 105 | 85 | 18 | 2 |
1964 | Remember - the 'bag it' policy still applies. | 1.2095 | 0.04214 | 105 | 84 | 20 | 1 |
1965 | Is he Kite Park trained? | 1.2095 | 0.04628 | 105 | 86 | 16 | 3 |
1966 | Cheddar jump! Cheddar stay! | 1.2095 | 0.04214 | 105 | 84 | 20 | 1 |
1967 | While there's no specific code violation, I simply can't not write you up. | 1.2095 | 0.04214 | 105 | 84 | 20 | 1 |
1968 | As they always say, it’s not the dog in the kite, it’s the kite in the dog. | 1.2095 | 0.04214 | 105 | 84 | 20 | 1 |
1969 | Irrefutable proof? No. What I do have is poo on my hat. | 1.2091 | 0.04104 | 110 | 88 | 21 | 1 |
1970 | It's for bulls, moose, and kites only. | 1.2091 | 0.04674 | 110 | 91 | 15 | 4 |
1971 | You are attached to that? Just let it go. | 1.2091 | 0.04492 | 110 | 90 | 17 | 3 |
1972 | For the last time...NO dogs allowed in the park! | 1.2091 | 0.04492 | 110 | 90 | 17 | 3 |
1973 | And did you bring an umbrella for everyone? | 1.2091 | 0.04849 | 110 | 92 | 13 | 5 |
1974 | Is this some sort of protest? | 1.2091 | 0.04492 | 110 | 90 | 17 | 3 |
1975 | Of course, you are complying with our leash law, however, it is your failure to obey the pick up after your pet law that has everyone concerned. | 1.2091 | 0.04674 | 110 | 91 | 15 | 4 |
1976 | Sir, it’s starting to sprinkle. | 1.2091 | 0.04674 | 110 | 91 | 15 | 4 |
1977 | No flying dogs without a diaper. Period. | 1.2091 | 0.04492 | 110 | 90 | 17 | 3 |
1978 | Tethered and leashed are not the same thing. | 1.2091 | 0.04674 | 110 | 91 | 15 | 4 |
1979 | No, I'm not interested in how you train your bird dogs. I'd like to ask you a couple questions about a missing helium tank... | 1.2091 | 0.04849 | 110 | 92 | 13 | 5 |
1980 | I see your Lab's met his diet goal." | 1.2091 | 0.04674 | 110 | 91 | 15 | 4 |
1981 | Sorry, Sir. No dogs above four feet! | 1.2091 | 0.04104 | 110 | 88 | 21 | 1 |
1982 | If you would please stop challenging people to a "dog fight" we'd really appreciate it. | 1.2091 | 0.04674 | 110 | 91 | 15 | 4 |
1983 | No. And you can't walk your kite here, either. | 1.2091 | 0.04492 | 110 | 90 | 17 | 3 |
1984 | No, that doesn't count as being on leash. | 1.2091 | 0.04492 | 110 | 90 | 17 | 3 |
1985 | I’m sorry. But I’ve been delegated to this stupid New Yorker cartoon contest and I’’m supposed to ask you why your kite is so unconventional. | 1.2091 | 0.04849 | 110 | 92 | 13 | 5 |
1986 | I don’t care if his name is Teddy. | 1.2091 | 0.04492 | 110 | 90 | 17 | 3 |
1987 | At least it keeps him from chasing squirrels. | 1.2091 | 0.04104 | 110 | 88 | 21 | 1 |
1988 | We don't let kites in the dog park either. | 1.2091 | 0.04674 | 110 | 91 | 15 | 4 |
1989 | The dog is fine but you didn't clean up your helium canisters. | 1.2091 | 0.04302 | 110 | 89 | 19 | 2 |
1990 | OK - They're the same family, but it's not a flying squirrel | 1.2091 | 0.04492 | 110 | 90 | 17 | 3 |
1991 | you are OK but don't bring that Trump blimp here again! | 1.2091 | 0.04302 | 110 | 89 | 19 | 2 |
1992 | You could be the best K9 trainer this force has ever seen. | 1.2091 | 0.04302 | 110 | 89 | 19 | 2 |
1993 | The canine my friend is blowing in the wind, the canine is blowing in the wind. | 1.2091 | 0.04674 | 110 | 91 | 15 | 4 |
1994 | No dogs. Even on a leash. | 1.2091 | 0.04492 | 110 | 90 | 17 | 3 |
1995 | Mind helping me catch a flying squirrel? | 1.2091 | 0.04492 | 110 | 90 | 17 | 3 |
1996 | Sir, we removed all of the flying squirrels from the park last week. | 1.2091 | 0.04674 | 110 | 91 | 15 | 4 |
1997 | I do hope your kite is housebroken" | 1.2091 | 0.04849 | 110 | 92 | 13 | 5 |
1998 | Is he part airedale? | 1.2091 | 0.04302 | 110 | 89 | 19 | 2 |
1999 | No, a string is not a leash. | 1.2091 | 0.04302 | 110 | 89 | 19 | 2 |
2000 | OK, I'll let it go this time because he's on a leash. But you've got to clean up after him. | 1.2091 | 0.04302 | 110 | 89 | 19 | 2 |
2001 | Sir, your dog is not a kite! | 1.2091 | 0.04492 | 110 | 90 | 17 | 3 |
2002 | Final warning about the tail biting, Henry. | 1.2091 | 0.04492 | 110 | 90 | 17 | 3 |
2003 | Sorry,high string dogs not allowed. | 1.2091 | 0.05182 | 110 | 94 | 9 | 7 |
2004 | I think we can both agree my dog is above the leash law | 1.2091 | 0.04302 | 110 | 89 | 19 | 2 |
2005 | Sir. Pigeons are bad enough. Did you walk him first? | 1.2091 | 0.04492 | 110 | 90 | 17 | 3 |
2006 | Sir, please curb your dog before there is an unfortunate accident. | 1.2091 | 0.04492 | 110 | 90 | 17 | 3 |
2007 | Eleanor would not be amused. | 1.2091 | 0.04492 | 110 | 90 | 17 | 3 |
2008 | I don't care if he is an airedale. Get him down. | 1.2091 | 0.04104 | 110 | 88 | 21 | 1 |
2009 | I think you'd be better off at the dog park | 1.2091 | 0.04674 | 110 | 91 | 15 | 4 |
2010 | I don't see your plastic bags, sir. Or your catchers mitt. | 1.2091 | 0.04849 | 110 | 92 | 13 | 5 |
2011 | The dog park was too crowded. | 1.2091 | 0.04492 | 110 | 90 | 17 | 3 |
2012 | The Dog Park is around the corner. This park is only for Kites! | 1.2091 | 0.04302 | 110 | 89 | 19 | 2 |
2013 | Sir you can't fly dogs here." park official "I know I didn't think I could either!" man | 1.2091 | 0.04674 | 110 | 91 | 15 | 4 |
2014 | Catch anything' | 1.2091 | 0.04674 | 110 | 91 | 15 | 4 |
2015 | It's okay if you can document that it is an emotional support animal. | 1.2091 | 0.04492 | 110 | 90 | 17 | 3 |
2016 | No sir, a string is NOT a leash. | 1.2091 | 0.05018 | 110 | 93 | 11 | 6 |
2017 | It’s easy. First I reverse the vacuum cleaner hose............. | 1.2091 | 0.04492 | 110 | 90 | 17 | 3 |
2018 | Be sure to pick up after your kite. | 1.2091 | 0.04104 | 110 | 88 | 21 | 1 |
2019 | Empty your pockets. Your dog is higher than a kite. | 1.2091 | 0.04492 | 110 | 90 | 17 | 3 |
2020 | I don't care if FDR did have a dog, you can't fly dogs in the Kite Park! | 1.2091 | 0.04492 | 110 | 90 | 17 | 3 |
2021 | But he is on a leash. | 1.2091 | 0.05182 | 110 | 94 | 9 | 7 |
2022 | Good buoy! | 1.2091 | 0.04104 | 110 | 88 | 21 | 1 |
2023 | Delusions of grandeur? | 1.2091 | 0.04674 | 110 | 91 | 15 | 4 |
2024 | I'm afraid, sir, your leash is much too loose. | 1.2091 | 0.04849 | 110 | 92 | 13 | 5 |
2025 | But officer I'm not walking the dog | 1.2091 | 0.04492 | 110 | 90 | 17 | 3 |
2026 | Sir, I need you to move your illegally parked helium truck. | 1.2091 | 0.05182 | 110 | 94 | 9 | 7 |
2027 | I don't care how strong the wind is; the dog park is over there. | 1.2091 | 0.04674 | 110 | 91 | 15 | 4 |
2028 | He's as high as a kite, sir, so it's painfully clear that you have NOT been keeping him off of the grass! | 1.2091 | 0.04849 | 110 | 92 | 13 | 5 |
2029 | Wolf in Kite's Clothing. | 1.2091 | 0.04302 | 110 | 89 | 19 | 2 |
2030 | You are a sick puppy. | 1.2091 | 0.04674 | 110 | 91 | 15 | 4 |
2031 | Did I feel a raindrop? | 1.2091 | 0.04849 | 110 | 92 | 13 | 5 |
2032 | It is ok officer he thinks he is a pig | 1.2091 | 0.04492 | 110 | 90 | 17 | 3 |
2033 | Isn’t it a little hot to be wearing a jacket, sir? | 1.2091 | 0.04674 | 110 | 91 | 15 | 4 |
2034 | He’s an Airedale’s you know. | 1.2091 | 0.04104 | 110 | 88 | 21 | 1 |
2035 | Constipated? | 1.2091 | 0.04674 | 110 | 91 | 15 | 4 |
2036 | I hope he went before he came. | 1.2091 | 0.04674 | 110 | 91 | 15 | 4 |
2037 | It's ok; he's an Airdale. | 1.2091 | 0.04104 | 110 | 88 | 21 | 1 |
2038 | But it is a leash! | 1.2091 | 0.04849 | 110 | 92 | 13 | 5 |
2039 | Sir, would you mind holding this string? I got to go take a leak. | 1.2091 | 0.04849 | 110 | 92 | 13 | 5 |
2040 | Well, he flies as high as a kite. | 1.2091 | 0.04492 | 110 | 90 | 17 | 3 |
2041 | When I graduated from dogcatcher school, they gave everyone a comically oversized butterfly net. "Why would I ever need *this* thing," I said. | 1.2091 | 0.04492 | 110 | 90 | 17 | 3 |
2042 | Sir, I need to ask you to keep your dog on a shorter leash. | 1.2091 | 0.04492 | 110 | 90 | 17 | 3 |
2043 | For the last time, stop shouting "Yabbidi dabbidi do" . It isn't even a bear. | 1.2091 | 0.04492 | 110 | 90 | 17 | 3 |
2044 | Airedales must be grounded in the park. | 1.2091 | 0.04302 | 110 | 89 | 19 | 2 |
2045 | I don't care if you filled him with helium, this park is for kites only. | 1.2091 | 0.04492 | 110 | 90 | 17 | 3 |
2046 | It’s always refreshing to find someone else who recycles and reuses. | 1.2091 | 0.04674 | 110 | 91 | 15 | 4 |
2047 | Sir, the ordinance clearly states that leashes must not exceed 8 feet. | 1.2091 | 0.04674 | 110 | 91 | 15 | 4 |
2048 | Sir, you are allowed to off-leash your pet during these hours. | 1.2091 | 0.04674 | 110 | 91 | 15 | 4 |
2049 | We've had a few complaints about dog droppings. | 1.2091 | 0.04849 | 110 | 92 | 13 | 5 |
2050 | I used to be a helium salesman. He's my emotional support service dog. | 1.2091 | 0.04492 | 110 | 90 | 17 | 3 |
2051 | Good try with the helium sir, but you must move to the dog park. | 1.2091 | 0.04104 | 110 | 88 | 21 | 1 |
2052 | His name is Sam, he is a therapy dog and usually flies a couple of times a week. | 1.2075 | 0.04179 | 106 | 85 | 20 | 1 |
2053 | Lady over there says you got her kite stuck up in a tree. | 1.2072 | 0.04635 | 111 | 92 | 15 | 4 |
2054 | You seem like you would benefit from a review of the leash laws in certain areas of the community. | 1.2056 | 0.04351 | 107 | 87 | 18 | 2 |
2055 | I see he's back on a low carb diet. | 1.2056 | 0.04144 | 107 | 86 | 20 | 1 |
2056 | You're okay as long as you keep your kite on the leash. | 1.2056 | 0.04922 | 107 | 90 | 12 | 5 |
2057 | No sir, the forecast for today is not cloudy with a chance of milk bones. | 1.2056 | 0.04922 | 107 | 90 | 12 | 5 |
2058 | Sir, it's no longer a dog park. | 1.2056 | 0.04922 | 107 | 90 | 12 | 5 |
2059 | This is not my dog! | 1.2056 | 0.04739 | 107 | 89 | 14 | 4 |
2060 | She watched All Dogs Go to Heaven. But it's not her time. | 1.2056 | 0.04922 | 107 | 90 | 12 | 5 |
2061 | Well because Sir, kites don’t poop. | 1.2056 | 0.04550 | 107 | 88 | 16 | 3 |
2062 | Sure he loves it. But is he potty trained? | 1.2056 | 0.04144 | 107 | 86 | 20 | 1 |
2063 | We need more like you. | 1.2056 | 0.04922 | 107 | 90 | 12 | 5 |
2064 | Don't think you're the first one pulling this off. | 1.2056 | 0.05098 | 107 | 91 | 10 | 6 |
2065 | I hope for your sake that your bark is worse than your kite. | 1.2056 | 0.04550 | 107 | 88 | 16 | 3 |
2066 | You see, not all dogs go to heaven! | 1.2056 | 0.04144 | 107 | 86 | 20 | 1 |
2067 | That's great: he flies. Ya still gotta pick up his poop. | 1.2056 | 0.04922 | 107 | 90 | 12 | 5 |
2068 | I wouldn't send a dog out on a kite like this! | 1.2056 | 0.04739 | 107 | 89 | 14 | 4 |
2069 | He got into my edibles. | 1.2056 | 0.04550 | 107 | 88 | 16 | 3 |
2070 | Sir, I believe your have your dog high on something. | 1.2056 | 0.04739 | 107 | 89 | 14 | 4 |
2071 | You two mastered fetch? | 1.2056 | 0.04739 | 107 | 89 | 14 | 4 |
2072 | I don’t care if she’s an airedale, sir. | 1.2056 | 0.04351 | 107 | 87 | 18 | 2 |
2073 | That's one of the disadvantages of owning an Airedale. | 1.2056 | 0.04351 | 107 | 87 | 18 | 2 |
2074 | Are you telling me your dog is high as a kite? | 1.2056 | 0.04739 | 107 | 89 | 14 | 4 |
2075 | I'm sorry sir. You'll still need a scooper. | 1.2056 | 0.04144 | 107 | 86 | 20 | 1 |
2076 | I suggest you change your dog's diet away from beans. | 1.2056 | 0.04550 | 107 | 88 | 16 | 3 |
2077 | Sorry sir, it doesn’t matter if his feet are not on the ground, the leash cannot be longer than 6 feet | 1.2056 | 0.04550 | 107 | 88 | 16 | 3 |
2078 | I captured Underdog, I trained Underdog. He was a friend of mine. Sir, that is no Underdog. | 1.2056 | 0.04739 | 107 | 89 | 14 | 4 |
2079 | Sir, do I have to remind you again? | 1.2056 | 0.04922 | 107 | 90 | 12 | 5 |
2080 | Sorry, no dog flighting allowed. | 1.2056 | 0.04550 | 107 | 88 | 16 | 3 |
2081 | Does your dog have a license to fly | 1.2056 | 0.04550 | 107 | 88 | 16 | 3 |
2082 | You bet I'm bird-dogging you. | 1.2056 | 0.04351 | 107 | 87 | 18 | 2 |
2083 | House trained and parked trained are not the same thing . | 1.2054 | 0.04039 | 112 | 90 | 21 | 1 |
2084 | We don't supply poop bags so I hope you brought your own. | 1.2054 | 0.03834 | 112 | 89 | 23 | 0 |
2085 | Sir, no dog flyers are permitted in this park. | 1.2054 | 0.04039 | 112 | 90 | 21 | 1 |
2086 | No! I do not appreciate your dog-gone joke! | 1.2054 | 0.04039 | 112 | 90 | 21 | 1 |
2087 | Pomeravian? | 1.2041 | 0.04577 | 98 | 80 | 16 | 2 |
2088 | No sir, you're fine, I'm just wondering how you trained him to do that? | 1.2039 | 0.04221 | 103 | 83 | 19 | 1 |
2089 | Please clean up aft your dog. | 1.2039 | 0.04441 | 103 | 84 | 17 | 2 |
2090 | Sure, but can she sit? | 1.2037 | 0.04315 | 108 | 88 | 18 | 2 |
2091 | His bark is worse than his flight! | 1.2037 | 0.04315 | 108 | 88 | 18 | 2 |
2092 | This isn't what I meant when I said that you have to use a leash here. | 1.2019 | 0.04808 | 104 | 87 | 13 | 4 |
2093 | What do you mean ‘If pigs could fly’? | 1.2019 | 0.04402 | 104 | 85 | 17 | 2 |
2094 | Sir, your kite has the wrong kind of tail. | 1.2019 | 0.04609 | 104 | 86 | 15 | 3 |
2095 | Your dog still needs to be on a leash. | 1.2019 | 0.04808 | 104 | 87 | 13 | 4 |
2096 | I was born female, so I can relate. | 1.2019 | 0.04808 | 104 | 87 | 13 | 4 |
2097 | I get bloated after Mexican. | 1.2019 | 0.04402 | 104 | 85 | 17 | 2 |
2098 | Sir please move to the designated dog flying area of the park. | 1.2019 | 0.04609 | 104 | 86 | 15 | 3 |
2099 | Dog poop, officer? I don't even have a dog. | 1.2019 | 0.04402 | 104 | 85 | 17 | 2 |
2100 | I am a kiting specialist, usually checks, but trying dogs today. Gotta problem with that? | 1.2019 | 0.04808 | 104 | 87 | 13 | 4 |
2101 | Too small for the Macy’s parade? | 1.2019 | 0.04609 | 104 | 86 | 15 | 3 |
2102 | I’m afraid a kite tether still doesn’t qualify as a leash, sir. | 1.2019 | 0.04185 | 104 | 84 | 19 | 1 |
2103 | Good looking Airedale. | 1.2019 | 0.04609 | 104 | 86 | 15 | 3 |
2104 | I’m sorry Sir, but a leash is not allowed to exceed a length of 5 feet. | 1.2019 | 0.04998 | 104 | 88 | 11 | 5 |
2105 | I understand how important the tail is, but... | 1.2019 | 0.04609 | 104 | 86 | 15 | 3 |
2106 | I'm sorry, sir, it's not the dog itself that's the issue. It's just ... cleaning up after him can become quite messy. | 1.2019 | 0.04609 | 104 | 86 | 15 | 3 |
2107 | His name is Washington, I didn't think anyone would notice | 1.2019 | 0.04609 | 104 | 86 | 15 | 3 |
2108 | Sir, you'll have to come back during off-leash hours. | 1.2019 | 0.04185 | 104 | 84 | 19 | 1 |
2109 | This is the last time I am going to warn you about getting that dog high! | 1.2019 | 0.05182 | 104 | 89 | 9 | 6 |
2110 | Sir, you’re going to have but keep that kite on a tighter leash. | 1.2019 | 0.04402 | 104 | 85 | 17 | 2 |
2111 | He dreamt he could fly--and voila!? | 1.2019 | 0.04609 | 104 | 86 | 15 | 3 |
2112 | Sir, this is not a pet-free zone. | 1.2019 | 0.04609 | 104 | 86 | 15 | 3 |
2113 | Is that a kite or a helium sniffer dog? | 1.2019 | 0.04808 | 104 | 87 | 13 | 4 |
2114 | No nude kites. | 1.2019 | 0.04609 | 104 | 86 | 15 | 3 |
2115 | I used an airhose. | 1.2019 | 0.04609 | 104 | 86 | 15 | 3 |
2116 | Sir, I said curb your dog. C-U-R-B. | 1.2019 | 0.04609 | 104 | 86 | 15 | 3 |
2117 | Sir, the dog park is two blocks east. | 1.2019 | 0.04402 | 104 | 85 | 17 | 2 |
2118 | But sir, my dog enjoys getting high. | 1.2019 | 0.04808 | 104 | 87 | 13 | 4 |
2119 | Nice hat. | 1.2019 | 0.04808 | 104 | 87 | 13 | 4 |
2120 | Filling your dog with helium, is considered animal cruelty, regardless of his preference to fly. | 1.2019 | 0.04609 | 104 | 86 | 15 | 3 |
2121 | Your kite's tail is the best out here. | 1.2019 | 0.04808 | 104 | 87 | 13 | 4 |
2122 | Sir, we don;t approve of you making mockery of the president that way!! | 1.2019 | 0.04609 | 104 | 86 | 15 | 3 |
2123 | This isn’t Dog Day Afternoon. | 1.2019 | 0.04609 | 104 | 86 | 15 | 3 |
2124 | I thought Retrievers were afraid of heights. | 1.2019 | 0.04609 | 104 | 86 | 15 | 3 |
2125 | You might want stop feeding your dog so many beans. | 1.2019 | 0.04609 | 104 | 86 | 15 | 3 |
2126 | The expression is 'When pigs fly', not 'When dogs fly'. | 1.2019 | 0.04609 | 104 | 86 | 15 | 3 |
2127 | Why not? I thouvgh only pigs can't fly. | 1.2019 | 0.04808 | 104 | 87 | 13 | 4 |
2128 | Look out! He's about to take his 9:30... | 1.2019 | 0.04402 | 104 | 85 | 17 | 2 |
2129 | But the pet shop told me he's an Airedale! | 1.2019 | 0.04402 | 104 | 85 | 17 | 2 |
2130 | It's flying kites and dogs. | 1.2019 | 0.04185 | 104 | 84 | 19 | 1 |
2131 | What else can you train your dog to fetch? | 1.2019 | 0.04808 | 104 | 87 | 13 | 4 |
2132 | No flying dogs. Really annoys the flying squirrels. | 1.2019 | 0.04808 | 104 | 87 | 13 | 4 |
2133 | Do you smell updog? | 1.2019 | 0.04808 | 104 | 87 | 13 | 4 |
2134 | I'll be impressed when it's a pig. | 1.2019 | 0.04609 | 104 | 86 | 15 | 3 |
2135 | No sir, that was not rain. | 1.2019 | 0.04609 | 104 | 86 | 15 | 3 |
2136 | And what sort of drugs did the dog take, sir? | 1.2019 | 0.04402 | 104 | 85 | 17 | 2 |
2137 | No Airedales allowed. | 1.2019 | 0.04808 | 104 | 87 | 13 | 4 |
2138 | It's actually rabbit season. | 1.2019 | 0.04402 | 104 | 85 | 17 | 2 |
2139 | Um, sir. I know they say 'whatever flies your kite'... | 1.2019 | 0.04808 | 104 | 87 | 13 | 4 |
2140 | It's "if pigs could fly." | 1.2019 | 0.04808 | 104 | 87 | 13 | 4 |
2141 | Airedale, Schmairedale, get it down!! | 1.2019 | 0.04609 | 104 | 86 | 15 | 3 |
2142 | You're under arrest for feeding cannabis to a dog. | 1.2019 | 0.04402 | 104 | 85 | 17 | 2 |
2143 | Emotional support animals are not allowed to fly here. | 1.2019 | 0.04402 | 104 | 85 | 17 | 2 |
2144 | It’s a Trump Baloon... | 1.2019 | 0.04808 | 104 | 87 | 13 | 4 |
2145 | Sorry - no balloon animals. | 1.2019 | 0.04808 | 104 | 87 | 13 | 4 |
2146 | You can fly him here, but you'll have to land in the dog park. | 1.2019 | 0.04609 | 104 | 86 | 15 | 3 |
2147 | You might have a chance if it was a teddy bear. | 1.2019 | 0.04185 | 104 | 84 | 19 | 1 |
2148 | Sir, the tail of your kite is not the regulated length. | 1.2019 | 0.04998 | 104 | 88 | 11 | 5 |
2149 | We don't allow gas operated kites in this park. | 1.2019 | 0.04185 | 104 | 84 | 19 | 1 |
2150 | If we make an exception for you, we'll have to make it for everyone. | 1.2019 | 0.04609 | 104 | 86 | 15 | 3 |
2151 | I don’t care if the people at the dog park thought he’d be more comfortable here. | 1.2019 | 0.04402 | 104 | 85 | 17 | 2 |
2152 | Just be careful he doesn't slip the leash. | 1.2019 | 0.04402 | 104 | 85 | 17 | 2 |
2153 | Sir, Mr. Wonka would like to have a word. | 1.2019 | 0.04185 | 104 | 84 | 19 | 1 |
2154 | Sir, it really doesn't matter if his name is Skye... | 1.2019 | 0.04609 | 104 | 86 | 15 | 3 |
2155 | Sorry, sir. A kite string isn't the same as a dog leash. | 1.2019 | 0.04808 | 104 | 87 | 13 | 4 |
2156 | Hey Buddy, Don't try to impress me! You should've seen the pterodactyl that was here last week. | 1.2019 | 0.04609 | 104 | 86 | 15 | 3 |
2157 | He's half-terrier, half-helium. | 1.2019 | 0.03955 | 104 | 83 | 21 | 0 |
2158 | A tethered Airedale drone does not qualify as a kite. | 1.2019 | 0.04609 | 104 | 86 | 15 | 3 |
2159 | It's still No Dogs in this area ... | 1.2019 | 0.04609 | 104 | 86 | 15 | 3 |
2160 | Sir, please pick up after your dog. | 1.2019 | 0.04808 | 104 | 87 | 13 | 4 |
2161 | Good morning, Mr. Romney. | 1.2019 | 0.04185 | 104 | 84 | 19 | 1 |
2162 | You know we lost Benji that way. | 1.2019 | 0.04402 | 104 | 85 | 17 | 2 |
2163 | Don't fly him over anyone. | 1.2019 | 0.04808 | 104 | 87 | 13 | 4 |
2164 | If he exhales, you're toast. | 1.2019 | 0.04609 | 104 | 86 | 15 | 3 |
2165 | And how, exactly, will you curb your dog? | 1.2019 | 0.04402 | 104 | 85 | 17 | 2 |
2166 | I understand it has a tail but it's not a kite. | 1.2019 | 0.03955 | 104 | 83 | 21 | 0 |
2167 | I suppose you have a drone poop bag as well? | 1.2019 | 0.04402 | 104 | 85 | 17 | 2 |
2168 | Sir, you're gonna have to curb your lighter-than-airedale. | 1.2019 | 0.04998 | 104 | 88 | 11 | 5 |
2169 | Not just animal control. I can't even count how many FAA regulations you're breaking. | 1.2019 | 0.04402 | 104 | 85 | 17 | 2 |
2170 | Dog parks are for sissies. | 1.2019 | 0.04185 | 104 | 84 | 19 | 1 |
2171 | Full moon tonight? | 1.2019 | 0.04402 | 104 | 85 | 17 | 2 |
2172 | \ he is too a kite. see his tail." | 1.2019 | 0.04808 | 104 | 87 | 13 | 4 |
2173 | Is that a rescue kite? | 1.2019 | 0.04998 | 104 | 88 | 11 | 5 |
2174 | What do you mean, “that’s not a kite”? | 1.2019 | 0.04808 | 104 | 87 | 13 | 4 |
2175 | You can't fly your dog in here buddy, you know that | 1.2019 | 0.04609 | 104 | 86 | 15 | 3 |
2176 | No it does not count as a leash and yes it is going to cost you 35 bucks. | 1.2019 | 0.04609 | 104 | 86 | 15 | 3 |
2177 | You need to diaper your kite. | 1.2019 | 0.04808 | 104 | 87 | 13 | 4 |
2178 | Sir I have good news. We found your cat. | 1.2019 | 0.04609 | 104 | 86 | 15 | 3 |
2179 | He has to stop marking the other kites with his scent. | 1.2019 | 0.04609 | 104 | 86 | 15 | 3 |
2180 | Well, I guess your dog is technically on a leash. | 1.2019 | 0.04402 | 104 | 85 | 17 | 2 |
2181 | Kite" is a subjective term, don't you think | 1.2019 | 0.04402 | 104 | 85 | 17 | 2 |
2182 | License and registration please. | 1.2019 | 0.04808 | 104 | 87 | 13 | 4 |
2183 | Sorry, guidelines call for a 2-foot tail that curls gently in the wind. | 1.2019 | 0.05182 | 104 | 89 | 9 | 6 |
2184 | Sir, that is not the proper way to keep your dog on a leash here. | 1.2019 | 0.04402 | 104 | 85 | 17 | 2 |
2185 | It's OK - he's a Skye Terrier! | 1.2019 | 0.04609 | 104 | 86 | 15 | 3 |
2186 | Sorry, but I can't let you have a dog in this flight. | 1.2019 | 0.04609 | 104 | 86 | 15 | 3 |
2187 | 'When dogs fly' is just a distorted expression, sir. | 1.2019 | 0.04609 | 104 | 86 | 15 | 3 |
2188 | We've had some rather specific complaints from people on the ground. | 1.2019 | 0.04609 | 104 | 86 | 15 | 3 |
2189 | Sir, I don't know what an "Underdog" is but its scaring the children. | 1.2019 | 0.04402 | 104 | 85 | 17 | 2 |
2190 | No, this area is for kites, its not a dog run. | 1.2019 | 0.04185 | 104 | 84 | 19 | 1 |
2191 | Be sure to pick up after your kite, sir. | 1.2019 | 0.04609 | 104 | 86 | 15 | 3 |
2192 | I'm afraid of kites. | 1.2019 | 0.04185 | 104 | 84 | 19 | 1 |
2193 | That's a bit ruff for this park. | 1.2019 | 0.04998 | 104 | 88 | 11 | 5 |
2194 | Your ‘toxonomic dilemma’ aside, I say if it poops it belongs in the dog park. | 1.2019 | 0.04402 | 104 | 85 | 17 | 2 |
2195 | The wind howls at Kite Park even without your help, mister. | 1.2019 | 0.04402 | 104 | 85 | 17 | 2 |
2196 | If that's the case, I'll need to see the emotional support animal documentation. | 1.2019 | 0.04998 | 104 | 88 | 11 | 5 |
2197 | Yea, she’s an Airedale... | 1.2019 | 0.04185 | 104 | 84 | 19 | 1 |
2198 | I advise you to reduce the cannabis snacks. | 1.2019 | 0.04609 | 104 | 86 | 15 | 3 |
2199 | When you come to the end of your leash, tie a knot and hang on. | 1.2019 | 0.04402 | 104 | 85 | 17 | 2 |
2200 | Or maybe just crack the widow when you drive | 1.2019 | 0.04185 | 104 | 84 | 19 | 1 |
2201 | No more Trump kites -- period. | 1.2019 | 0.04998 | 104 | 88 | 11 | 5 |
2202 | It's okay officer. I'm flying with a service dog. | 1.2019 | 0.04609 | 104 | 86 | 15 | 3 |
2203 | Sir, I hope your kite is potty-trained. | 1.2000 | 0.04020 | 100 | 80 | 20 | 0 |
2204 | And I suppose you’re going to make me clean up after the birds now, too? | 1.2000 | 0.04020 | 100 | 80 | 20 | 0 |
2205 | I don’t care if your dog’s name is Kite | 1.2000 | 0.04264 | 100 | 81 | 18 | 1 |
2206 | Sir, pumping up your dog with helium is a no-no, and yes I know this used to be the Dog Park! | 1.2000 | 0.04264 | 100 | 81 | 18 | 1 |
2207 | Technically it is a leash, yes, But some picnickers downwind are complaining, sir. | 1.2000 | 0.04495 | 100 | 82 | 16 | 2 |
2208 | Rainapoo? Is that a new breed? | 1.2000 | 0.04495 | 100 | 82 | 16 | 2 |
2209 | Almost perfect - it just needs a longer tail. | 1.2000 | 0.04569 | 105 | 87 | 15 | 3 |
2210 | Hey buddy, just want you to know my I bet my hairy ass that thing wouldn't fly. Thanks a lot! | 1.2000 | 0.04714 | 100 | 83 | 14 | 3 |
2211 | Well, he's pretty gassy. Are you sure you want me to bring him down? | 1.2000 | 0.04569 | 105 | 87 | 15 | 3 |
2212 | You'll have to leave the park sir. We've received a stalking complaint from a Miss Red Riding Hood in Apt. 5B. | 1.2000 | 0.04954 | 105 | 89 | 11 | 5 |
2213 | I don't care how high he is, you're a terrible man. | 1.2000 | 0.04569 | 105 | 87 | 15 | 3 |
2214 | Sir,you must keep your dog on a 6 foot leash | 1.2000 | 0.04569 | 105 | 87 | 15 | 3 |
2215 | Do me a favor and fly him over the receptacle, 'kay? | 1.2000 | 0.04264 | 100 | 81 | 18 | 1 |
2216 | You know helium will make his bark high-pitched, right? | 1.2000 | 0.04364 | 105 | 86 | 17 | 2 |
2217 | What did you expect? He is an Airedale. | 1.2000 | 0.04020 | 100 | 80 | 20 | 0 |
2218 | Nice try, pal. | 1.2000 | 0.04714 | 100 | 83 | 14 | 3 |
2219 | Well then, I guess you're going to have to LEARN how to clean up after your kite, sir. | 1.1981 | 0.04530 | 106 | 88 | 15 | 3 |
2220 | It's okay, just keep him on the leash. | 1.1981 | 0.03890 | 106 | 85 | 21 | 0 |
2221 | I'd like to add you to my LinkedIn network | 1.1981 | 0.03890 | 106 | 85 | 21 | 0 |
2222 | Don't forget to clean up after him. | 1.1981 | 0.04530 | 106 | 88 | 15 | 3 |
2223 | AKC does NOT stand for American Kite Competition. | 1.1981 | 0.04530 | 106 | 88 | 15 | 3 |
2224 | No one else's kite seems to leave droppings. | 1.1980 | 0.04454 | 101 | 83 | 16 | 2 |
2225 | I'd like to talk to you about our new Kite-9 initiative | 1.1980 | 0.04671 | 101 | 84 | 14 | 3 |
2226 | No, and you can't let your kite run around on the grass in the dog park, either. | 1.1980 | 0.04454 | 101 | 83 | 16 | 2 |
2227 | I don't care if he's an airedale, he's still a dog and dogs aren't allowed in the park. | 1.1980 | 0.04454 | 101 | 83 | 16 | 2 |
2228 | At least he doesn’t think he’s a yo-yo anymore. That was a lot of cleanup. | 1.1980 | 0.04454 | 101 | 83 | 16 | 2 |
2229 | I don't care if you are looking for your car - you're only allowed a six-foot leash, max! | 1.1980 | 0.04454 | 101 | 83 | 16 | 2 |
2230 | So I'm guessing he got into your medical marijuana. | 1.1967 | 0.06537 | 61 | 52 | 6 | 3 |
2231 | Best damn fetching I've ever seen! | 1.1961 | 0.04835 | 102 | 86 | 12 | 4 |
2232 | Sir, a kite string does not count as a leash. | 1.1961 | 0.04629 | 102 | 85 | 14 | 3 |
2233 | Dogs should never eat at Taco Bell. | 1.1961 | 0.04835 | 102 | 86 | 12 | 4 |
2234 | Kites or pigs. No dogs. | 1.1961 | 0.04629 | 102 | 85 | 14 | 3 |
2235 | in Russian that's : летающая крыса собака letayushchaya krysa sobaka | 1.1961 | 0.04835 | 102 | 86 | 12 | 4 |
2236 | Take your dog to the designated flying area. | 1.1961 | 0.04629 | 102 | 85 | 14 | 3 |
2237 | It wasn't easy filling him with helium | 1.1961 | 0.04415 | 102 | 84 | 16 | 2 |
2238 | A hat was a great call today. | 1.1961 | 0.04835 | 102 | 86 | 12 | 4 |
2239 | Yeah, he liked chasing birds. So I figured what the heck. | 1.1961 | 0.04415 | 102 | 84 | 16 | 2 |
2240 | You better believe you still gotta clean up after him. | 1.1961 | 0.04415 | 102 | 84 | 16 | 2 |
2241 | No, he's fine as long as the wind is howling. | 1.1961 | 0.04415 | 102 | 84 | 16 | 2 |
2242 | I don't care if it's name is Franklin, Teddy, or Eleanor. No dogs in the park means no dogs. | 1.1961 | 0.04415 | 102 | 84 | 16 | 2 |
2243 | Just as I thought, he doesn't have an ounce of herding instinct. | 1.1961 | 0.04189 | 102 | 83 | 18 | 1 |
2244 | The Airedale park is on the other side of town | 1.1961 | 0.04415 | 102 | 84 | 16 | 2 |
2245 | SORRY SIR: NO ANIMALS ALLOWED | 1.1961 | 0.04189 | 102 | 83 | 18 | 1 |
2246 | I know! And they told me he was an old dog when I got him. | 1.1961 | 0.05031 | 102 | 87 | 10 | 5 |
2247 | Your kite just pooped on me. | 1.1961 | 0.03951 | 102 | 82 | 20 | 0 |
2248 | Listen, buddy, you better have taken him first to the 'Dog Walk.' | 1.1961 | 0.04629 | 102 | 85 | 14 | 3 |
2249 | Look pal, I don’t WRITE the bylaws. | 1.1961 | 0.04629 | 102 | 85 | 14 | 3 |
2250 | A taxidermy coyote filled with helium is not a kite. | 1.1961 | 0.04415 | 102 | 84 | 16 | 2 |
2251 | You try saying no to those puppy dog eyes | 1.1961 | 0.04415 | 102 | 84 | 16 | 2 |
2252 | Try a grain-free diet. | 1.1961 | 0.04629 | 102 | 85 | 14 | 3 |
2253 | I don’t care how fast it can flap its legs, it still can’t fly here. | 1.1961 | 0.04415 | 102 | 84 | 16 | 2 |
2254 | Was the dog park full? | 1.1961 | 0.04189 | 102 | 83 | 18 | 1 |
2255 | She’s a rescue — we’re working up to the dog park. | 1.1961 | 0.04629 | 102 | 85 | 14 | 3 |
2256 | More fake Gnus | 1.1961 | 0.04629 | 102 | 85 | 14 | 3 |
2257 | I understand the dog park is full, sir, but you'll have to bring him down now. | 1.1961 | 0.04835 | 102 | 86 | 12 | 4 |
2258 | You got a license for that kite ? | 1.1961 | 0.03951 | 102 | 82 | 20 | 0 |
2259 | So the squirrel kite people just approached me....again. | 1.1961 | 0.04415 | 102 | 84 | 16 | 2 |
2260 | I think you may have the wrong park, sir. | 1.1961 | 0.04189 | 102 | 83 | 18 | 1 |
2261 | Sir, the doggie play area you were looking for - our BITE park - is just down the road. | 1.1961 | 0.04629 | 102 | 85 | 14 | 3 |
2262 | Sir, this is not the dog park. Your Airdale is not permitted to chase tail or make it rain on the other parkgoers. | 1.1961 | 0.04415 | 102 | 84 | 16 | 2 |
2263 | Not enough gas to fill up the Trump baby? | 1.1961 | 0.04835 | 102 | 86 | 12 | 4 |
2264 | Sir, you can't be in here without a kite. | 1.1961 | 0.04629 | 102 | 85 | 14 | 3 |
2265 | Is that your asphalt roller parked out front? | 1.1961 | 0.04835 | 102 | 86 | 12 | 4 |
2266 | Where's your plastic bag? | 1.1961 | 0.04835 | 102 | 86 | 12 | 4 |
2267 | No ball playing. | 1.1961 | 0.04189 | 102 | 83 | 18 | 1 |
2268 | He'll only be up there for a minute. He really hates to lose a tennis ball. | 1.1961 | 0.04629 | 102 | 85 | 14 | 3 |
2269 | The deplorables are saluting, sir! | 1.1961 | 0.04415 | 102 | 84 | 16 | 2 |
2270 | First, What is it? and Second, Why?? | 1.1961 | 0.05031 | 102 | 87 | 10 | 5 |
2271 | Is it an Airdale? | 1.1961 | 0.04629 | 102 | 85 | 14 | 3 |
2272 | Your kite bit me. | 1.1961 | 0.04629 | 102 | 85 | 14 | 3 |
2273 | I don’t care if you call that a leash, this still is not a dog park. | 1.1961 | 0.04835 | 102 | 86 | 12 | 4 |
2274 | Sir, if that's not an airedale, you've got some explaining to do. | 1.1961 | 0.04835 | 102 | 86 | 12 | 4 |
2275 | If I let you wear a cap, then everyone will want to wear a cap. | 1.1961 | 0.05221 | 102 | 88 | 8 | 6 |
2276 | What do you mean he tried to convert to Pigeon? | 1.1961 | 0.04629 | 102 | 85 | 14 | 3 |
2277 | I DON'T CARE IF IT IS THE DOG DAYS OF SUMMER, THAT IS ONE WEIRD KITE. | 1.1961 | 0.04629 | 102 | 85 | 14 | 3 |
2278 | Sorry Officer, I thought that this was the dog park. | 1.1961 | 0.04629 | 102 | 85 | 14 | 3 |
2279 | That better be an Airedale terrier or you're looking at a $200 fine. | 1.1961 | 0.04629 | 102 | 85 | 14 | 3 |
2280 | Did you miss the memo? This is an undercover operation. Walk away rookie. | 1.1961 | 0.04415 | 102 | 84 | 16 | 2 |
2281 | I bet you think you're funny. | 1.1961 | 0.04629 | 102 | 85 | 14 | 3 |
2282 | Sir, that dog needs to come with me, he's high as a kite! | 1.1961 | 0.04415 | 102 | 84 | 16 | 2 |
2283 | Are you prepared to clean up after your kite? | 1.1961 | 0.04189 | 102 | 83 | 18 | 1 |
2284 | Yes, I see he's on a leash but dogs are still not allowed in the park. | 1.1961 | 0.03951 | 102 | 82 | 20 | 0 |
2285 | Well, as usual, everything's up in the air. | 1.1961 | 0.03951 | 102 | 82 | 20 | 0 |
2286 | Seriously?! | 1.1961 | 0.05031 | 102 | 87 | 10 | 5 |
2287 | PETA be damned! | 1.1961 | 0.04629 | 102 | 85 | 14 | 3 |
2288 | You're lucky the leash law is vague, sir. | 1.1961 | 0.04189 | 102 | 83 | 18 | 1 |
2289 | When pigs fly, sir. | 1.1961 | 0.04629 | 102 | 85 | 14 | 3 |
2290 | Why don't you go fly a kite? | 1.1961 | 0.05031 | 102 | 87 | 10 | 5 |
2291 | You're making the other dogs insecure. | 1.1961 | 0.04629 | 102 | 85 | 14 | 3 |
2292 | Good thing you didn’t dock the tail. | 1.1961 | 0.04415 | 102 | 84 | 16 | 2 |
2293 | "Please make sure you keep your dog on-leash; last week we had a Shih Tzu end up in Albany " | 1.1961 | 0.04415 | 102 | 84 | 16 | 2 |
2294 | I don't care if he is a Chinook. The dog park is on 20th. | 1.1961 | 0.04629 | 102 | 85 | 14 | 3 |
2295 | But it's on a leash, what's your problem? | 1.1961 | 0.04835 | 102 | 86 | 12 | 4 |
2296 | Cloud-broken, eh? | 1.1961 | 0.04415 | 102 | 84 | 16 | 2 |
2297 | Sorry, this is a State Park. No dogs allowed. | 1.1961 | 0.04835 | 102 | 86 | 12 | 4 |
2298 | I'm afraid my reading of the leash law is not that open minded. | 1.1961 | 0.04415 | 102 | 84 | 16 | 2 |
2299 | I would suggest a lighter dog. | 1.1961 | 0.04415 | 102 | 84 | 16 | 2 |
2300 | Holy Cow”, if she drops any meadow muffins, your responsible | 1.1961 | 0.04415 | 102 | 84 | 16 | 2 |
2301 | Sorry, but you need a permit to let your freak flag fly. | 1.1961 | 0.04629 | 102 | 85 | 14 | 3 |
2302 | Please tell me your kite is housebroken. | 1.1961 | 0.04415 | 102 | 84 | 16 | 2 |
2303 | Just don’t make him fetch anything. | 1.1961 | 0.04835 | 102 | 86 | 12 | 4 |
2304 | Sir, You need a Permit to fly That. | 1.1961 | 0.04415 | 102 | 84 | 16 | 2 |
2305 | I don't like the way he's raising his right rear leg. | 1.1961 | 0.04189 | 102 | 83 | 18 | 1 |
2306 | Wow -- that takes loyalty at a whole new level. | 1.1961 | 0.04189 | 102 | 83 | 18 | 1 |
2307 | How far is Canada ? | 1.1961 | 0.04189 | 102 | 83 | 18 | 1 |
2308 | You know it's not a kite, right? | 1.1961 | 0.04629 | 102 | 85 | 14 | 3 |
2309 | I bet you've still never seen an elephant fly. | 1.1961 | 0.04629 | 102 | 85 | 14 | 3 |
2310 | Filling your dog with helium does not make him a kite. | 1.1961 | 0.04835 | 102 | 86 | 12 | 4 |
2311 | You have to clean up after your kite | 1.1961 | 0.04415 | 102 | 84 | 16 | 2 |
2312 | Doggone it, Bill! I thought we talked about this. | 1.1961 | 0.04835 | 102 | 86 | 12 | 4 |
2313 | Tags and collar required. | 1.1961 | 0.04415 | 102 | 84 | 16 | 2 |
2314 | Yes sir, but you still need to pick up after him. | 1.1961 | 0.04835 | 102 | 86 | 12 | 4 |
2315 | This is a park for kites, not flying dogs, but if he takes a dump on the Trump hotel over there you’re good. | 1.1961 | 0.04629 | 102 | 85 | 14 | 3 |
2316 | Akita is not a kite. | 1.1961 | 0.03951 | 102 | 82 | 20 | 0 |
2317 | Sir, you know the park rules. You have to provide umbrellas. | 1.1961 | 0.04189 | 102 | 83 | 18 | 1 |
2318 | I think you were supposed to take it seriously but not literally. | 1.1961 | 0.04835 | 102 | 86 | 12 | 4 |
2319 | You do realize that there is a dog park right down the street. | 1.1961 | 0.04835 | 102 | 86 | 12 | 4 |
2320 | As long as he eases up on the other tails it’s all good. | 1.1961 | 0.04835 | 102 | 86 | 12 | 4 |
2321 | Sorry sir, underdogs are not allowed in this park! | 1.1961 | 0.04629 | 102 | 85 | 14 | 3 |
2322 | Well, after he was hit by a car, he died in his dog house. A few days later he bloated up and started floating around in there. I decided to take him for our weekly walk to the park, and here we are. | 1.1961 | 0.04835 | 102 | 86 | 12 | 4 |
2323 | I was surprised too | 1.1961 | 0.04835 | 102 | 86 | 12 | 4 |
2324 | Die Fledermaus nicht gewart | 1.1961 | 0.04189 | 102 | 83 | 18 | 1 |
2325 | He had lots of wind today | 1.1961 | 0.04415 | 102 | 84 | 16 | 2 |
2326 | Without the leash, he’d be chasing flying squirrels. | 1.1961 | 0.05031 | 102 | 87 | 10 | 5 |
2327 | And how do you propose cleaning up after him? | 1.1961 | 0.04415 | 102 | 84 | 16 | 2 |
2328 | Sir, the flying rat park is down the street. | 1.1961 | 0.04415 | 102 | 84 | 16 | 2 |
2329 | It's more of a hygiene hazard... | 1.1961 | 0.04629 | 102 | 85 | 14 | 3 |
2330 | US citizen? And where was your dog born? | 1.1961 | 0.04415 | 102 | 84 | 16 | 2 |
2331 | Sir, helium filled pet day is tomorrow. | 1.1919 | 0.04229 | 99 | 81 | 17 | 1 |
2332 | All leash laws apply plus dry cleaning expense for overhead soiling. | 1.1919 | 0.04691 | 99 | 83 | 13 | 3 |
2333 | If you think this exempts you from curbing your dog, you are sadly mistaken. | 1.1919 | 0.04466 | 99 | 82 | 15 | 2 |
2334 | Is your dog's license current? | 1.1919 | 0.04466 | 99 | 82 | 15 | 2 |
2335 | Sir, please make sure you clean up after your kite | 1.1919 | 0.05112 | 99 | 85 | 9 | 5 |
2336 | Fine, call PETA, but he's a bird dog and he loves it... | 1.1919 | 0.04229 | 99 | 81 | 17 | 1 |
2337 | I'm sorry sir, dogs are not allowed in this park. | 1.1919 | 0.04229 | 99 | 81 | 17 | 1 |
2338 | Dog days ended last week, sir. | 1.1919 | 0.04691 | 99 | 83 | 13 | 3 |
2339 | Is this for your Youtube channel or something? | 1.1919 | 0.04691 | 99 | 83 | 13 | 3 |
2340 | Thank you for keeping your dog on a leash sir. | 1.1919 | 0.04466 | 99 | 82 | 15 | 2 |
2341 | It's your doody to scoop the poop. | 1.1919 | 0.04466 | 99 | 82 | 15 | 2 |
2342 | His mother was a zeppelin retriever. | 1.1919 | 0.04466 | 99 | 82 | 15 | 2 |
2343 | The S.P.C.A. would like you to take it down." | 1.1919 | 0.04691 | 99 | 83 | 13 | 3 |
2344 | I don't care if his name is "Roosevelt:" if you gonna fly him, he's gonna need a diaper. | 1.1919 | 0.04229 | 99 | 81 | 17 | 1 |
2345 | Sir, I just need to see your permit | 1.1919 | 0.04466 | 99 | 82 | 15 | 2 |
2346 | No blimps allowed | 1.1919 | 0.04691 | 99 | 83 | 13 | 3 |
2347 | This isn't London you know! | 1.1919 | 0.04466 | 99 | 82 | 15 | 2 |
2348 | He gets a little gassy sometimes and this is the best solution. | 1.1919 | 0.04906 | 99 | 84 | 11 | 4 |
2349 | The hardest part was getting him to swallow the helium. | 1.1919 | 0.04906 | 99 | 84 | 11 | 4 |
2350 | I realize he's not "technically" in the park, but I'll still need to see his license | 1.1919 | 0.05112 | 99 | 85 | 9 | 5 |
2351 | I need to see your license and registration please | 1.1919 | 0.04691 | 99 | 83 | 13 | 3 |
2352 | I told you before no dogs in the park, that goes even if the balloon man did help you out. | 1.1919 | 0.04466 | 99 | 82 | 15 | 2 |
2353 | No service dogs allowed. | 1.1919 | 0.04691 | 99 | 83 | 13 | 3 |
2354 | You're still responsible for cleaning up after your dog, including any collateral damage. | 1.1919 | 0.04229 | 99 | 81 | 17 | 1 |
2355 | Is he a registered Skye Terrier? | 1.1919 | 0.04466 | 99 | 82 | 15 | 2 |
2356 | Does he retrieve runaway kites? | 1.1919 | 0.04691 | 99 | 83 | 13 | 3 |
2357 | Do you have a license for that Airedale? | 1.1919 | 0.04466 | 99 | 82 | 15 | 2 |
2358 | I know there is no "Curb Your Kite" sign but people are complaining. | 1.1919 | 0.04466 | 99 | 82 | 15 | 2 |
2359 | Whatever floats your goat. | 1.1919 | 0.04229 | 99 | 81 | 17 | 1 |
2360 | Not FDR, Teddy. And that isn't a kite either. | 1.1919 | 0.04691 | 99 | 83 | 13 | 3 |
2361 | I don't care if he's on his leash. No dogs allowed in this park. | 1.1919 | 0.04229 | 99 | 81 | 17 | 1 |
2362 | As long as it keeps flying I won't cite you for illegal dog walking. | 1.1919 | 0.04229 | 99 | 81 | 17 | 1 |
2363 | Sir, I'm going to have to ask you to fly your dog elsewhere. | 1.1919 | 0.04691 | 99 | 83 | 13 | 3 |
2364 | Yes, I know what an Airedale is. | 1.1919 | 0.04229 | 99 | 81 | 17 | 1 |
2365 | Stay away from the trees. | 1.1919 | 0.04466 | 99 | 82 | 15 | 2 |
2366 | I'm sick and tired of people acting like their pets are above the law" | 1.1919 | 0.04906 | 99 | 84 | 11 | 4 |
2367 | Sir, I just think it's somewhat morbid. | 1.1919 | 0.04229 | 99 | 81 | 17 | 1 |
2368 | sorry sir, but airdales are to be in the dog park. | 1.1919 | 0.03978 | 99 | 80 | 19 | 0 |
2369 | Always kick a dog when it's up. | 1.1919 | 0.04466 | 99 | 82 | 15 | 2 |
2370 | Unfortunately, this will make it a lot more complicated to clean up after him | 1.1919 | 0.04691 | 99 | 83 | 13 | 3 |
2371 | Not a dog, it’s a fox. | 1.1919 | 0.04691 | 99 | 83 | 13 | 3 |
2372 | When the boss tells you to go fly a kite, you don't need to take it literally. | 1.1919 | 0.04229 | 99 | 81 | 17 | 1 |
2373 | Helium filled animals are against the rules." | 1.1919 | 0.04691 | 99 | 83 | 13 | 3 |
2374 | next time bring a pooper-scooper. | 1.1919 | 0.04229 | 99 | 81 | 17 | 1 |
2375 | I'm sure he IS friendly sir but that's not really the issue | 1.1919 | 0.04691 | 99 | 83 | 13 | 3 |
2376 | Just be careful, now. That dog gas is powerful stuff. | 1.1919 | 0.04229 | 99 | 81 | 17 | 1 |
2377 | Can I see your dog flying license? | 1.1919 | 0.04466 | 99 | 82 | 15 | 2 |
2378 | Hello. Sorry to bother you but we have a leashed dog policy and, well, we’re not sure this qualifies. | 1.1919 | 0.04229 | 99 | 81 | 17 | 1 |
2379 | What? His name is Kite. | 1.1919 | 0.04229 | 99 | 81 | 17 | 1 |
2380 | Sorry Officer, how do you expect me to curb him? | 1.1919 | 0.04229 | 99 | 81 | 17 | 1 |
2381 | I'm sorry, sir, but dog's must be on a leash. | 1.1919 | 0.04229 | 99 | 81 | 17 | 1 |
2382 | You gonna clean up after your kite? | 1.1919 | 0.04691 | 99 | 83 | 13 | 3 |
2383 | There's always one person who just has to fly their dog. | 1.1919 | 0.04466 | 99 | 82 | 15 | 2 |
2384 | Next time, skip the baked beans. | 1.1919 | 0.04691 | 99 | 83 | 13 | 3 |
2385 | I'm sorry, this isn't a dog friendly park. | 1.1919 | 0.04906 | 99 | 84 | 11 | 4 |
2386 | He's always thought of himself as a bird not a dog | 1.1919 | 0.04229 | 99 | 81 | 17 | 1 |
2387 | I thought you were the one that was full of hot air! | 1.1919 | 0.04691 | 99 | 83 | 13 | 3 |
2388 | So, he got into your medical marijuana! | 1.1919 | 0.04691 | 99 | 83 | 13 | 3 |
2389 | Dog's gotta hunt | 1.1919 | 0.04691 | 99 | 83 | 13 | 3 |
2390 | No Frisbees, sir. | 1.1919 | 0.04691 | 99 | 83 | 13 | 3 |
2391 | I don't care how rare Scottish Birdoodles are, you still need a permit. | 1.1919 | 0.04906 | 99 | 84 | 11 | 4 |
2392 | That's quite s trick you've taught your Airdale? | 1.1919 | 0.04691 | 99 | 83 | 13 | 3 |
2393 | Sir, you might feel more comfortable if you took him to the dog park. | 1.1919 | 0.04466 | 99 | 82 | 15 | 2 |
2394 | Yes sir, the park will in fact be renamed “Trump Kite Park,” but the official renaming will take place after the new drill sites are all open and operational. Thanks for using your Parks pass and enjoy your day. | 1.1919 | 0.04466 | 99 | 82 | 15 | 2 |
2395 | Technologically he is on a leash. | 1.1919 | 0.04229 | 99 | 81 | 17 | 1 |
2396 | 'that thing poops on anybody, you're toast" | 1.1919 | 0.04691 | 99 | 83 | 13 | 3 |
2397 | You failed to pick up after your kite. | 1.1919 | 0.04466 | 99 | 82 | 15 | 2 |
2398 | Pigs can fly here but dogs are strictly forbidden. | 1.1919 | 0.04466 | 99 | 82 | 15 | 2 |
2399 | Sir, you’ll have to curb your dog. | 1.1919 | 0.04691 | 99 | 83 | 13 | 3 |
2400 | We tried to go to the dog park. Some bitch kept barking at us. | 1.1919 | 0.04691 | 99 | 83 | 13 | 3 |
2401 | And I assume he's had an airborne flu shot? | 1.1919 | 0.04466 | 99 | 82 | 15 | 2 |
2402 | I had it custom made. | 1.1919 | 0.04906 | 99 | 84 | 11 | 4 |
2403 | That's fine, sir, but you'll still need to clean up after him. | 1.1919 | 0.04466 | 99 | 82 | 15 | 2 |
2404 | Excuse me, sir, but your kite just peed on me | 1.1919 | 0.04691 | 99 | 83 | 13 | 3 |
2405 | Do you have a permit for that? | 1.1919 | 0.04466 | 99 | 82 | 15 | 2 |
2406 | That doesn’t qualify as a leash. | 1.1919 | 0.04466 | 99 | 82 | 15 | 2 |
2407 | Your dog is required to be on a secure leash. String doesn't count. | 1.1919 | 0.04229 | 99 | 81 | 17 | 1 |
2408 | You can't hunt flying squirrels here. That's the park over. | 1.1919 | 0.04466 | 99 | 82 | 15 | 2 |
2409 | Chinese fighting kites don’t include shar-peis, sir. | 1.1919 | 0.05112 | 99 | 85 | 9 | 5 |
2410 | So he was acting high as a kite? That won't cut it, sir. | 1.1919 | 0.04691 | 99 | 83 | 13 | 3 |
2411 | ‘I’m sorry sir, but you’re either going to have to take your hawkapoo to the dog park or to the bird sanctuary.’ | 1.1919 | 0.04691 | 99 | 83 | 13 | 3 |
2412 | Where is BABY TRUMP??? | 1.1919 | 0.05112 | 99 | 85 | 9 | 5 |
2413 | Sir, please curb your dog before you fly him! | 1.1919 | 0.04691 | 99 | 83 | 13 | 3 |
2414 | You realize your dog doesn't have nine lives. | 1.1919 | 0.05112 | 99 | 85 | 9 | 5 |
2415 | It's my feeling that dog people and kite people should be able to get along. | 1.1919 | 0.04691 | 99 | 83 | 13 | 3 |
2416 | People were staring at the dog park, too | 1.1919 | 0.04229 | 99 | 81 | 17 | 1 |
2417 | I thought the sign meant no dogs allowed on the ground. | 1.1919 | 0.04691 | 99 | 83 | 13 | 3 |
2418 | Sorry, Sir, no dogs allowed over the park ! | 1.1919 | 0.04906 | 99 | 84 | 11 | 4 |
2419 | I've just been struck with a great name for a Brewery." | 1.1919 | 0.04466 | 99 | 82 | 15 | 2 |
2420 | Really? The FAA and SPCA have a joint task force? | 1.1919 | 0.04906 | 99 | 84 | 11 | 4 |
2421 | Have you considered his feelings about flying? | 1.1919 | 0.04466 | 99 | 82 | 15 | 2 |
2422 | Sir, I'm sorry, but he's going to need a longer tail. | 1.1919 | 0.04691 | 99 | 83 | 13 | 3 |
2423 | “The rules are clear; all animals must be on a leash in the park. That is not a leash.” | 1.1919 | 0.04229 | 99 | 81 | 17 | 1 |
2424 | Did you bring a Baggie with you? | 1.1919 | 0.04691 | 99 | 83 | 13 | 3 |
2425 | Regardless, you still have to pick up after him. | 1.1919 | 0.04691 | 99 | 83 | 13 | 3 |
2426 | I'm calling it in, we've got a K9 on cloud 9. | 1.1919 | 0.04906 | 99 | 84 | 11 | 4 |
2427 | Unless your dog has been potty-trained, you can't fly it here." | 1.1919 | 0.04906 | 99 | 84 | 11 | 4 |
2428 | Sure, bird dogs are fun until you've got to scoop the poop off of somebody's head. | 1.1919 | 0.03978 | 99 | 80 | 19 | 0 |
2429 | You can only fly that in the Wall Street kite park. | 1.1919 | 0.04691 | 99 | 83 | 13 | 3 |
2430 | Can you read THAT sign? | 1.1919 | 0.04691 | 99 | 83 | 13 | 3 |
2431 | But officer, I AM keeping him on a leash! | 1.1919 | 0.04906 | 99 | 84 | 11 | 4 |
2432 | Sir, I don’t think this is protected by the first amendment | 1.1919 | 0.04229 | 99 | 81 | 17 | 1 |
2433 | I'm sorry sir, but no kiteyotes are permitted in this park. | 1.1919 | 0.04466 | 99 | 82 | 15 | 2 |
2434 | I’m not sure I’d call that ‘wagging,’ sir, | 1.1919 | 0.04229 | 99 | 81 | 17 | 1 |
2435 | I thought I’d float the idea of giant rats for pets. | 1.1919 | 0.04906 | 99 | 84 | 11 | 4 |
2436 | Woah, dude, nice. | 1.1919 | 0.04691 | 99 | 83 | 13 | 3 |
2437 | Sir... Did you pre-poop your dog? | 1.1919 | 0.05310 | 99 | 86 | 7 | 6 |
2438 | Eleanor says Dog Days are over. We have a New Deal. | 1.1919 | 0.04691 | 99 | 83 | 13 | 3 |
2439 | Sorry officer, this is the closest we get to a walk after he got into the Catnip | 1.1919 | 0.04466 | 99 | 82 | 15 | 2 |
2440 | The taxidermist said it would be okay | 1.1919 | 0.04466 | 99 | 82 | 15 | 2 |
2441 | July’s contest for the highest dogs is actually at Coney Island. | 1.1919 | 0.04466 | 99 | 82 | 15 | 2 |
2442 | I don't care that he's named Ben Franklin. | 1.1919 | 0.04691 | 99 | 83 | 13 | 3 |
2443 | If that kite lifts its leg ... | 1.1919 | 0.04466 | 99 | 82 | 15 | 2 |
2444 | A tail does not make a kite." | 1.1919 | 0.04229 | 99 | 81 | 17 | 1 |
2445 | Please curb your kite. | 1.1919 | 0.04466 | 99 | 82 | 15 | 2 |
2446 | I am a little concerned about fallout. | 1.1919 | 0.04691 | 99 | 83 | 13 | 3 |
2447 | ...my dog’s name is “Kite,” so... | 1.1919 | 0.04906 | 99 | 84 | 11 | 4 |
2448 | Just make sure you keep your pooper scooper with you at all times. | 1.1919 | 0.04906 | 99 | 84 | 11 | 4 |
2449 | Okay buddy, Letterman wants his helium tank back. | 1.1919 | 0.04691 | 99 | 83 | 13 | 3 |
2450 | Dog kites are required to have a tail two/thirds the length of the animal’s body. | 1.1919 | 0.04906 | 99 | 84 | 11 | 4 |
2451 | As impressive as that is, it's technically still a dog and not allowed. | 1.1919 | 0.03978 | 99 | 80 | 19 | 0 |
2452 | In your case, Sir, the sky's the limit and you've already exceeded it! | 1.1919 | 0.04691 | 99 | 83 | 13 | 3 |
2453 | Sir, there are no pets allowed | 1.1919 | 0.04906 | 99 | 84 | 11 | 4 |
2454 | Fines for airborne dog poop are double. | 1.1919 | 0.04466 | 99 | 82 | 15 | 2 |
2455 | Your kite will have to submit to a breathalyzer. | 1.1919 | 0.04466 | 99 | 82 | 15 | 2 |
2456 | People are complaining. Put a diaper on him. | 1.1919 | 0.04691 | 99 | 83 | 13 | 3 |
2457 | Will it still soar if it farts? | 1.1919 | 0.04466 | 99 | 82 | 15 | 2 |
2458 | I'm sorry, but your dog needs to be on a leash. | 1.1919 | 0.04466 | 99 | 82 | 15 | 2 |
2459 | Oh, he just counter surfed the baked beans again. | 1.1919 | 0.04691 | 99 | 83 | 13 | 3 |
2460 | As long as you catch it before it hits soneone! | 1.1919 | 0.04906 | 99 | 84 | 11 | 4 |
2461 | Obedience training is at Washington Park today. | 1.1919 | 0.04466 | 99 | 82 | 15 | 2 |
2462 | Is your Airedale registered? | 1.1919 | 0.04229 | 99 | 81 | 17 | 1 |
2463 | It’s great at retrieving, I don’t even have to shoot a bird. | 1.1919 | 0.04229 | 99 | 81 | 17 | 1 |
2464 | Did you see the "You must pick up after your pet" sign? | 1.1919 | 0.04466 | 99 | 82 | 15 | 2 |
2465 | I'm the Kite Park Theme Officer. Animal themes are scheduled for tomorrow. | 1.1919 | 0.04466 | 99 | 82 | 15 | 2 |
2466 | That's some leash. | 1.1919 | 0.04466 | 99 | 82 | 15 | 2 |
2467 | Sir, the canister of helium must be recycled. | 1.1919 | 0.05112 | 99 | 85 | 9 | 5 |
2468 | I don't care what you say your dog ate. This is not a dog park. | 1.1919 | 0.04691 | 99 | 83 | 13 | 3 |
2469 | We were just going for a run, but didn't anticipate the excellent wind conditions | 1.1919 | 0.04229 | 99 | 81 | 17 | 1 |
2470 | Nice try Timmy | 1.1919 | 0.04466 | 99 | 82 | 15 | 2 |
2471 | Sorry, sir. Cats only. | 1.1919 | 0.04906 | 99 | 84 | 11 | 4 |
2472 | I’m from the ASPCA, and I need to speak to you. | 1.1919 | 0.04466 | 99 | 82 | 15 | 2 |
2473 | Is that one of those heliodoodles? My wife's been wanting one but we're concerned about the high ceilings. | 1.1919 | 0.04229 | 99 | 81 | 17 | 1 |
2474 | Still, it's not a leash. | 1.1919 | 0.04466 | 99 | 82 | 15 | 2 |
2475 | Those new helium dog biscuits, eh? | 1.1919 | 0.04229 | 99 | 81 | 17 | 1 |
2476 | We enjoy variety here, mister, but we draw the line at roadkill designs. | 1.1919 | 0.04691 | 99 | 83 | 13 | 3 |
2477 | You can't fly a bloated dog here until after 5 PM | 1.1919 | 0.04906 | 99 | 84 | 11 | 4 |
2478 | I'm sorry, Sir. We couldn't find the ball. | 1.1919 | 0.04466 | 99 | 82 | 15 | 2 |
2479 | Is it the helium that causes that weird bark? | 1.1919 | 0.04906 | 99 | 84 | 11 | 4 |
2480 | Sir, we have a strict no Airedale policy. | 1.1919 | 0.04466 | 99 | 82 | 15 | 2 |
2481 | We don’t allow droppings in this park ya know... | 1.1919 | 0.04466 | 99 | 82 | 15 | 2 |
2482 | Sir, you really need to curb your dog. | 1.1919 | 0.04229 | 99 | 81 | 17 | 1 |
2483 | Technically, he's still in the park. | 1.1919 | 0.04466 | 99 | 82 | 15 | 2 |
2484 | Sir this is the Right hand Kite Park. The Left hand Kite Park is over the hill. | 1.1919 | 0.04466 | 99 | 82 | 15 | 2 |
2485 | OK buddy,what's your tale | 1.1919 | 0.04229 | 99 | 81 | 17 | 1 |
2486 | Sir, a kite string is not a leash. | 1.1919 | 0.04229 | 99 | 81 | 17 | 1 |
2487 | I'm surprised he doesn't have more volatile instability with such a short tail. | 1.1919 | 0.05112 | 99 | 85 | 9 | 5 |
2488 | Next time, you might want to bring an umbrella. | 1.1919 | 0.04906 | 99 | 84 | 11 | 4 |
2489 | Ah, he was always full of hot air. | 1.1905 | 0.04081 | 105 | 86 | 18 | 1 |
2490 | You still have to pick up after your pet, sir. | 1.1900 | 0.04648 | 100 | 84 | 13 | 3 |
2491 | I'm from the ASPCA and I don't care how happy he looks. | 1.1900 | 0.04191 | 100 | 82 | 17 | 1 |
2492 | It doesn't matter, his leash still can't be more than 6 feet. | 1.1900 | 0.04426 | 100 | 83 | 15 | 2 |
2493 | Sir, please be sure to clean up after your dog. | 1.1900 | 0.04861 | 100 | 85 | 11 | 4 |
2494 | FDR had Fala, so what? | 1.1900 | 0.04191 | 100 | 82 | 17 | 1 |
2495 | Is that an Up-In-The-Airedale Terrier? | 1.1900 | 0.04861 | 100 | 85 | 11 | 4 |
2496 | Doggie diapers are required. | 1.1900 | 0.04426 | 100 | 83 | 15 | 2 |
2497 | It can't be a boxer with a tail like that. | 1.1900 | 0.04426 | 100 | 83 | 15 | 2 |
2498 | Is your name Clark Griswold? | 1.1900 | 0.04861 | 100 | 85 | 11 | 4 |
2499 | Last warning. Tell him, 'Down boy, down.' | 1.1900 | 0.04648 | 100 | 84 | 13 | 3 |
2500 | The dog kite park is on Jefferson Street | 1.1900 | 0.03943 | 100 | 81 | 19 | 0 |
2501 | Excuse me, sir. About your dog being high as a kite... | 1.1900 | 0.04191 | 100 | 82 | 17 | 1 |
2502 | I believe what you were thinking of was “pigs” | 1.1900 | 0.04191 | 100 | 82 | 17 | 1 |
2503 | Sorry pal, read the rules — no taxidermists at DIY Kite Day. | 1.1900 | 0.04861 | 100 | 85 | 11 | 4 |
2504 | You’re going to have to take it down. Only pigs fly here. | 1.1900 | 0.04426 | 100 | 83 | 15 | 2 |
2505 | You can't feed the animals, you can't touch the animals, and you certainly can't fly them around in a kite park. | 1.1900 | 0.04861 | 100 | 85 | 11 | 4 |
2506 | Whatever it is, just make sure you clean up after it. | 1.1900 | 0.04861 | 100 | 85 | 11 | 4 |
2507 | Sir, I’ve seen Fala and that is no Fala. (So please dont fala us here again) | 1.1900 | 0.04861 | 100 | 85 | 11 | 4 |
2508 | Yes, but he is still on a leash. | 1.1900 | 0.04426 | 100 | 83 | 15 | 2 |
2509 | Why are you so determined to make it rain kites and dogs? | 1.1900 | 0.04426 | 100 | 83 | 15 | 2 |
2510 | He used to work for the DEA.” | 1.1900 | 0.04426 | 100 | 83 | 15 | 2 |
2511 | You caught me. It a Samoyed kite, and I’m passing signals to my Russian comrades across the river at the UN. | 1.1900 | 0.04426 | 100 | 83 | 15 | 2 |
2512 | Are there beans in your brand of dogfood? | 1.1900 | 0.04426 | 100 | 83 | 15 | 2 |
2513 | What do you mean you're just flying the dog? | 1.1900 | 0.04426 | 100 | 83 | 15 | 2 |
2514 | Helium dogs must be kept on a leash. | 1.1900 | 0.04648 | 100 | 84 | 13 | 3 |
2515 | When they're on a leash, they're allowed to walk on the ground. | 1.1900 | 0.04426 | 100 | 83 | 15 | 2 |
2516 | If that were an elephant, you'd be out of here! | 1.1900 | 0.04426 | 100 | 83 | 15 | 2 |
2517 | You actually want me to believe rain drops can be yellow? | 1.1900 | 0.04861 | 100 | 85 | 11 | 4 |
2518 | Do you have a doggie bag? | 1.1900 | 0.04426 | 100 | 83 | 15 | 2 |
2519 | You'll have to bring him down, if he's not house-trained. | 1.1900 | 0.05064 | 100 | 86 | 9 | 5 |
2520 | I don't care if he's descended from Fala. No dogs allowed in the park. | 1.1900 | 0.04861 | 100 | 85 | 11 | 4 |
2521 | I just need to make sure neither of you is higher than a kite. | 1.1900 | 0.04648 | 100 | 84 | 13 | 3 |
2522 | I don't care if his name is Fala. No dogs allowed | 1.1900 | 0.04426 | 100 | 83 | 15 | 2 |
2523 | Officer, I granted his wish to be higher than a kite. | 1.1900 | 0.04861 | 100 | 85 | 11 | 4 |
2524 | You're scaring the kids | 1.1900 | 0.04648 | 100 | 84 | 13 | 3 |
2525 | Legalized pot has her high as a kite. | 1.1900 | 0.04426 | 100 | 83 | 15 | 2 |
2526 | Excuse me, sir, but the Salvador Dogí Park is down the street. | 1.1900 | 0.04426 | 100 | 83 | 15 | 2 |
2527 | I don’t care if he’s enjoying himself sir, it’s still no dogs in park. | 1.1900 | 0.04426 | 100 | 83 | 15 | 2 |
2528 | I’m sorry, sir. Your leash exceeds the ten feet limit. | 1.1900 | 0.04426 | 100 | 83 | 15 | 2 |
2529 | Dog flying is only allowed over in Sheep Meadow. | 1.1900 | 0.04426 | 100 | 83 | 15 | 2 |
2530 | Your animal is supposed to be on a leash and that little string doesn't count. | 1.1900 | 0.04648 | 100 | 84 | 13 | 3 |
2531 | His tail light is out? | 1.1900 | 0.04426 | 100 | 83 | 15 | 2 |
2532 | Sir, I don't care if he likes it. | 1.1900 | 0.04648 | 100 | 84 | 13 | 3 |
2533 | Too cheap to buy a kite? | 1.1900 | 0.04191 | 100 | 82 | 17 | 1 |
2534 | A dirigi-bulldog? Nice try. You'll need to float him over to the dog park. | 1.1900 | 0.04426 | 100 | 83 | 15 | 2 |
2535 | What's the problem, Officer? He's training to be lunar Rover" -Peter and Eliza Lewine, New Orleans, L | 1.1900 | 0.05064 | 100 | 86 | 9 | 5 |
2536 | We've had reports of a kite urinating on other kites. | 1.1900 | 0.04861 | 100 | 85 | 11 | 4 |
2537 | You'll need a long handled pooper scooper to fly that here. | 1.1900 | 0.04191 | 100 | 82 | 17 | 1 |
2538 | Still swallowing balloons, eh? | 1.1900 | 0.04648 | 100 | 84 | 13 | 3 |
2539 | Gotcha, if he’s Under Dog where’s his cape? | 1.1900 | 0.04648 | 100 | 84 | 13 | 3 |
2540 | I know you got asked to leave the dog park because of his bad gas, but you can't be here either. | 1.1900 | 0.04648 | 100 | 84 | 13 | 3 |
2541 | It’s tie me kangaroo down, mate. Not up. | 1.1900 | 0.05260 | 100 | 87 | 7 | 6 |
2542 | Sir, no flying dogs past 9am in the park. | 1.1900 | 0.04861 | 100 | 85 | 11 | 4 |
2543 | Changed dog food brands again? | 1.1900 | 0.04648 | 100 | 84 | 13 | 3 |
2544 | Officer, I swear - I'm clean,it's my dog that's high as a kite. | 1.1900 | 0.04648 | 100 | 84 | 13 | 3 |
2545 | You do know that being “high as a kite” is not the same thing as being a kite, right? | 1.1900 | 0.04648 | 100 | 84 | 13 | 3 |
2546 | If your weren’t my brother, I’d report you to P.E.T. A.. | 1.1900 | 0.04861 | 100 | 85 | 11 | 4 |
2547 | City Ordinance #3647 specifies that dogs must be restrained by handheld leashes no longer than eight feet in length. | 1.1900 | 0.04426 | 100 | 83 | 15 | 2 |
2548 | Nice try, but leash laws are leash laws | 1.1900 | 0.04426 | 100 | 83 | 15 | 2 |
2549 | I need to ask you a few things about your visit to the park zoo. | 1.1900 | 0.04861 | 100 | 85 | 11 | 4 |
2550 | Just remember to pick up after your kite, sir. | 1.1900 | 0.04426 | 100 | 83 | 15 | 2 |
2551 | Wait here while we write an ordinance. | 1.1900 | 0.03943 | 100 | 81 | 19 | 0 |
2552 | You have to pick up after your kite. | 1.1900 | 0.04648 | 100 | 84 | 13 | 3 |
2553 | Sir, you’ll need a muzzle to fly him here .. | 1.1900 | 0.04191 | 100 | 82 | 17 | 1 |
2554 | Tell him nice try, but we know he knocked over the ice cream cart | 1.1900 | 0.04426 | 100 | 83 | 15 | 2 |
2555 | Sir, you still need a poop bag. | 1.1900 | 0.05064 | 100 | 86 | 9 | 5 |
2556 | We do allow pigs, 'cause I mean who doesn't want to see pigs fly, but dogs, that is a big no no in these parts, Mister. | 1.1900 | 0.04861 | 100 | 85 | 11 | 4 |
2557 | Sir, could you please curb your dog? | 1.1900 | 0.04191 | 100 | 82 | 17 | 1 |
2558 | Mine's afraid of the car. | 1.1900 | 0.04426 | 100 | 83 | 15 | 2 |
2559 | A helium filled wolf does NOT qualify for this kite fight! | 1.1900 | 0.04426 | 100 | 83 | 15 | 2 |
2560 | Filling your dog with helium again, Wilbur? | 1.1900 | 0.04861 | 100 | 85 | 11 | 4 |
2561 | Just so you know, it's okay to let him off the leash. | 1.1900 | 0.04191 | 100 | 82 | 17 | 1 |
2562 | I guess pigs are not the only ones that fly | 1.1900 | 0.04426 | 100 | 83 | 15 | 2 |
2563 | That doesn't excuse you from the leash law, sir. | 1.1900 | 0.04861 | 100 | 85 | 11 | 4 |
2564 | I'm sorry, sir, that's inappropriate. Let her go. | 1.1900 | 0.04426 | 100 | 83 | 15 | 2 |
2565 | Anything can fly if you fill it with enough helium | 1.1900 | 0.04191 | 100 | 82 | 17 | 1 |
2566 | Have you heard? INFLATABLE SQUIRREL CARCASS is playing the bandshell. Bet your kite would enjoy it. | 1.1900 | 0.04191 | 100 | 82 | 17 | 1 |
2567 | Dog flights are illegal in this state. | 1.1900 | 0.04648 | 100 | 84 | 13 | 3 |
2568 | Sir, this is a kite competition and not a dog show. | 1.1900 | 0.04861 | 100 | 85 | 11 | 4 |
2569 | I have to issue a summons for not cleaning up after your kite. | 1.1900 | 0.04861 | 100 | 85 | 11 | 4 |
2570 | I don't give a rat's ass what the sign back there says | 1.1900 | 0.04648 | 100 | 84 | 13 | 3 |
2571 | Excuse me, but the dog park is down the road a quarter mile. | 1.1900 | 0.04426 | 100 | 83 | 15 | 2 |
2572 | Listen buddy, I'm not going to tell you again. This is not the dog park. | 1.1900 | 0.04861 | 100 | 85 | 11 | 4 |
2573 | I told my grandson before the election, Trump will be president when dogs fly. | 1.1900 | 0.04648 | 100 | 84 | 13 | 3 |
2574 | Sir, no dogs are allowed in the kite park--not even bird dogs. | 1.1900 | 0.04426 | 100 | 83 | 15 | 2 |
2575 | He confuses “cats” for “kites.” We’re seeing a specialist. | 1.1900 | 0.04861 | 100 | 85 | 11 | 4 |
2576 | NASA called and said, they want their dog back. | 1.1900 | 0.05064 | 100 | 86 | 9 | 5 |
2577 | No, I said I'd believe it when pigs fly. | 1.1900 | 0.04648 | 100 | 84 | 13 | 3 |
2578 | He may look like a dog, but inside he feels like a bird. | 1.1900 | 0.04191 | 100 | 82 | 17 | 1 |
2579 | The FAA wants to know if he's friendly. | 1.1900 | 0.04861 | 100 | 85 | 11 | 4 |
2580 | As a member of PETA, I'm object to this conduct. But as a member of law enforcement, I can't do anything about it because your animal is technically leashed. | 1.1900 | 0.04426 | 100 | 83 | 15 | 2 |
2581 | Sir, we have a 'No Dogs Allowed" policy. But may I say, yours was a damn good try! | 1.1900 | 0.04426 | 100 | 83 | 15 | 2 |
2582 | Whaddaya mean, he's a rescue? | 1.1900 | 0.04648 | 100 | 84 | 13 | 3 |
2583 | Flying dogs must be equipped with diapers. | 1.1900 | 0.04648 | 100 | 84 | 13 | 3 |
2584 | Sorry sir, helium-filled pets are not allowed. | 1.1900 | 0.04861 | 100 | 85 | 11 | 4 |
2585 | You realize there is no peeing in flight. | 1.1900 | 0.04191 | 100 | 82 | 17 | 1 |
2586 | They want you to put of diaper on your birddog or fly him elsewhere. | 1.1900 | 0.04426 | 100 | 83 | 15 | 2 |
2587 | No, sir. Not even Airedales! | 1.1900 | 0.04191 | 100 | 82 | 17 | 1 |
2588 | I presume he took care of business before he went up? | 1.1900 | 0.03943 | 100 | 81 | 19 | 0 |
2589 | You're making the others nervous. Does your dog bite? | 1.1900 | 0.04648 | 100 | 84 | 13 | 3 |
2590 | The dog park is over the hill. | 1.1900 | 0.04426 | 100 | 83 | 15 | 2 |
2591 | There are several windshields in the parking lot which you'll need to clean. | 1.1900 | 0.04648 | 100 | 84 | 13 | 3 |
2592 | He hates car rides. | 1.1900 | 0.04426 | 100 | 83 | 15 | 2 |
2593 | Falas are only allowed off leash sir. | 1.1900 | 0.04648 | 100 | 84 | 13 | 3 |
2594 | As long as he's on a leash, I don't really have a problem with it. | 1.1900 | 0.04426 | 100 | 83 | 15 | 2 |
2595 | Sorry Benjamin, Franklin can't fly here. | 1.1900 | 0.04648 | 100 | 84 | 13 | 3 |
2596 | No, Twitter Man, Master of Confrontational Pedantry, I don’t see how the ‘imprecise’ wording and logic of our ‘no flying dogs in the kite park’ policy could be used by a liberal government to invoke Sharia law. Please leave. | 1.1900 | 0.05064 | 100 | 86 | 9 | 5 |
2597 | I don't care, you still have to pick up after him. | 1.1900 | 0.04648 | 100 | 84 | 13 | 3 |
2598 | I don't care what your problem is.. we simply don't allow therapy kites in our park ! | 1.1900 | 0.04191 | 100 | 82 | 17 | 1 |
2599 | Whata ya mean he just got away? | 1.1900 | 0.03943 | 100 | 81 | 19 | 0 |
2600 | "We have an FDR at this park, sir: Flying Dog Restriction." | 1.1900 | 0.04648 | 100 | 84 | 13 | 3 |
2601 | I will have you know that this he was assigned to the U.S. Army Airborne Division before being decommisioned. | 1.1900 | 0.04861 | 100 | 85 | 11 | 4 |
2602 | I need to see your pilot's license before you can fly your pet. | 1.1900 | 0.04191 | 100 | 82 | 17 | 1 |
2603 | This must be the "updog" everyone's talking about. | 1.1900 | 0.04191 | 100 | 82 | 17 | 1 |
2604 | Yes, pooper scooper laws still apply. | 1.1900 | 0.04648 | 100 | 84 | 13 | 3 |
2605 | I never heard of a dog having gas problems before. | 1.1900 | 0.04426 | 100 | 83 | 15 | 2 |
2606 | Sir, I understand the dog park is overcrowded, but I hope for your sake you brought an umbrella. | 1.1900 | 0.04861 | 100 | 85 | 11 | 4 |
2607 | my dog just chases cars | 1.1900 | 0.04191 | 100 | 82 | 17 | 1 |
2608 | Nope. There are no Airedale waivers. | 1.1900 | 0.04426 | 100 | 83 | 15 | 2 |
2609 | Sorry, no dogs allowed in the park. | 1.1900 | 0.04861 | 100 | 85 | 11 | 4 |
2610 | His bark is worse as a kite. | 1.1900 | 0.04426 | 100 | 83 | 15 | 2 |
2611 | He's barking up the wrong tree. | 1.1900 | 0.04648 | 100 | 84 | 13 | 3 |
2612 | As long as his 'business' goes up too, we're cool. | 1.1900 | 0.04191 | 100 | 82 | 17 | 1 |
2613 | We have a dog run down the way if she’d like a chance to be off the leash... | 1.1900 | 0.04426 | 100 | 83 | 15 | 2 |
2614 | I'm sorry, no pets in the park, sir. | 1.1900 | 0.04191 | 100 | 82 | 17 | 1 |
2615 | I figured this was safer than letting him fly commercial. | 1.1900 | 0.05064 | 100 | 86 | 9 | 5 |
2616 | Okay, as long as he stays on the leash. | 1.1900 | 0.04426 | 100 | 83 | 15 | 2 |
2617 | Man, that's messed up, you need to stop. | 1.1900 | 0.04426 | 100 | 83 | 15 | 2 |
2618 | Exuse me sir, but all forms of duck hunting are prohibited here. | 1.1900 | 0.04648 | 100 | 84 | 13 | 3 |
2619 | Sir, kites are not allowed to bark in this park. | 1.1900 | 0.04648 | 100 | 84 | 13 | 3 |
2620 | Sorry, your tail doesn't meet specifications. | 1.1900 | 0.05064 | 100 | 86 | 9 | 5 |
2621 | I knew I would find you here...I give up being your milkman...once again no bottles left on your step! | 1.1900 | 0.04861 | 100 | 85 | 11 | 4 |
2622 | Walking or flying it doesn’t matter you still have to pick up the poop!! | 1.1900 | 0.04426 | 100 | 83 | 15 | 2 |
2623 | The dog park is two blocks west. | 1.1900 | 0.04648 | 100 | 84 | 13 | 3 |
2624 | He's just like a bumble bee. I didn't tell him he could fly, so he did. | 1.1900 | 0.04426 | 100 | 83 | 15 | 2 |
2625 | You hear that high-pitched barking? When it turns into a deep growl, watch out below. | 1.1900 | 0.04426 | 100 | 83 | 15 | 2 |
2626 | Yes, it is leashed, but... | 1.1900 | 0.04648 | 100 | 84 | 13 | 3 |
2627 | Why? Because everyone will be upset if he has to relieve himself! | 1.1900 | 0.05064 | 100 | 86 | 9 | 5 |
2628 | He got into my stash Sir!! | 1.1900 | 0.04648 | 100 | 84 | 13 | 3 |
2629 | Sir, while you are not technically "walking" your dog, you still need to clean-up after him. | 1.1900 | 0.04426 | 100 | 83 | 15 | 2 |
2630 | Kite license, please. | 1.1900 | 0.04861 | 100 | 85 | 11 | 4 |
2631 | That’s a fine “up”, sir, now try “heel.” | 1.1900 | 0.04648 | 100 | 84 | 13 | 3 |
2632 | OK, they all have tails. But what about the barking and leg-flapping? | 1.1900 | 0.03943 | 100 | 81 | 19 | 0 |
2633 | No, I'm afraid kites don't count as big sticks, sir. | 1.1900 | 0.04648 | 100 | 84 | 13 | 3 |
2634 | What's below the tail is causing the complaint. | 1.1900 | 0.04426 | 100 | 83 | 15 | 2 |
2635 | It's only illegal depending on which hole you used to blow it up. | 1.1900 | 0.04861 | 100 | 85 | 11 | 4 |
2636 | I'm sorry...a doggie bag is not enough. I'll need to see an umbrella as well! | 1.1900 | 0.04648 | 100 | 84 | 13 | 3 |
2637 | I promised that after I packed his bags, pre-flight, zero hour, 9 a.m., that he'd be high as a kite by then. | 1.1900 | 0.05064 | 100 | 86 | 9 | 5 |
2638 | The dog park was closed. | 1.1900 | 0.04648 | 100 | 84 | 13 | 3 |
2639 | Sir, it's still no dogs allowed, even if they're on a leash. | 1.1895 | 0.04042 | 95 | 77 | 18 | 0 |
2640 | No tail? | 1.1895 | 0.04042 | 95 | 77 | 18 | 0 |
2641 | All dogs use the dog park—even Superman’s. | 1.1895 | 0.04310 | 95 | 78 | 16 | 1 |
2642 | Sorry, today it's vegetables or minerals only. | 1.1895 | 0.04310 | 95 | 78 | 16 | 1 |
2643 | What's your problem, pal? At least half The New Yorker readers know what I'm about to tell you. | 1.1895 | 0.04802 | 95 | 80 | 12 | 3 |
2644 | YOU KNOW SIR, YOU'RE STILL GOING TO HAVE TO PICK UP THE POOP | 1.1895 | 0.04310 | 95 | 78 | 16 | 1 |
2645 | This is no place for a psycho, sir. | 1.1881 | 0.05017 | 101 | 87 | 9 | 5 |
2646 | Last summer, I had a pig, but it did the most amazing thing. Not taking any chances this year. | 1.1881 | 0.04386 | 101 | 84 | 15 | 2 |
2647 | Sorry sir, Saturday is bird dog day. | 1.1881 | 0.04816 | 101 | 86 | 11 | 4 |
2648 | Don’t arrest me, he’s half flying squirrel! | 1.1881 | 0.04816 | 101 | 86 | 11 | 4 |
2649 | Just a reminder. Unlike the other kite flyers, you're still required to carry a scooper. | 1.1881 | 0.05017 | 101 | 87 | 9 | 5 |
2650 | Hey Bub! Dogs must be on a six-foot leash. | 1.1881 | 0.04386 | 101 | 84 | 15 | 2 |
2651 | Okay, your dog can stay, but you need to clean up after him. | 1.1881 | 0.04816 | 101 | 86 | 11 | 4 |
2652 | All this time I thought a bird dog was something completely different. | 1.1881 | 0.04606 | 101 | 85 | 13 | 3 |
2653 | I’m sorry sir, you’ll need to take that to the dog park. | 1.1881 | 0.04816 | 101 | 86 | 11 | 4 |
2654 | Just because your emotional support dog flies with you everywhere, doesn't make him a kite. | 1.1881 | 0.04816 | 101 | 86 | 11 | 4 |
2655 | “ We’ll let it go this time. Just keep him on a long leash, and pick up after him.” | 1.1881 | 0.03908 | 101 | 82 | 19 | 0 |
2656 | I'm sorry sir but you can't fly your dog here. | 1.1881 | 0.04816 | 101 | 86 | 11 | 4 |
2657 | his name may be Kite but you still have to take him to the dog park | 1.1881 | 0.04606 | 101 | 85 | 13 | 3 |
2658 | I don't know if you noticed, sir...but there's something strange about your kite's tail | 1.1881 | 0.04386 | 101 | 84 | 15 | 2 |
2659 | Please tell me you are not flying that thing with a break-away collar. | 1.1881 | 0.04154 | 101 | 83 | 17 | 1 |
2660 | I don’t care if he just pooped. He has to come down. | 1.1881 | 0.04606 | 101 | 85 | 13 | 3 |
2661 | I say it's a dog, and this isn't a dog park! | 1.1881 | 0.04386 | 101 | 84 | 15 | 2 |
2662 | The no dogs rule extends up fifty feet. | 1.1881 | 0.04606 | 101 | 85 | 13 | 3 |
2663 | I don't care if he's on a lease and his name is Fala - no dogs allowed. | 1.1881 | 0.04816 | 101 | 86 | 11 | 4 |
2664 | I know my kites, officer | 1.1881 | 0.04154 | 101 | 83 | 17 | 1 |
2665 | I assume that's a licensed therapy dog? | 1.1881 | 0.04606 | 101 | 85 | 13 | 3 |
2666 | Look, I'm not going to argue about this anymore. You have to take him to a dog park. | 1.1881 | 0.04154 | 101 | 83 | 17 | 1 |
2667 | Sir, your kite needs approval from the ASPCA | 1.1881 | 0.04816 | 101 | 86 | 11 | 4 |
2668 | I don't care if it's what Teddy would have wanted, rules are rules! | 1.1881 | 0.04386 | 101 | 84 | 15 | 2 |
2669 | Have you seen my helium tank? | 1.1881 | 0.04386 | 101 | 84 | 15 | 2 |
2670 | The signs clearly state "leash". | 1.1881 | 0.04606 | 101 | 85 | 13 | 3 |
2671 | Leash not to exceed 12 feet in length, sir. | 1.1881 | 0.03908 | 101 | 82 | 19 | 0 |
2672 | Sir, it may be the dog days of summer but you can’t be here. | 1.1881 | 0.04386 | 101 | 84 | 15 | 2 |
2673 | We fly kites here, not inflated dogs. | 1.1881 | 0.04606 | 101 | 85 | 13 | 3 |
2674 | Dogs must be on a 6 ft leash. | 1.1881 | 0.04386 | 101 | 84 | 15 | 2 |
2675 | He may very well "put the air in Airedale", sir, nevertheless I'll still need to see his license. | 1.1881 | 0.03908 | 101 | 82 | 19 | 0 |
2676 | I understand sir, but you still need to pick up after it. | 1.1881 | 0.04606 | 101 | 85 | 13 | 3 |
2677 | We've been getting some very angry complaints about droppings. | 1.1881 | 0.04606 | 101 | 85 | 13 | 3 |
2678 | We got complaints about your kid walking a kite at the dog park. | 1.1881 | 0.04154 | 101 | 83 | 17 | 1 |
2679 | The tail won't fool me! | 1.1881 | 0.03908 | 101 | 82 | 19 | 0 |
2680 | Sir, you gotta climb on up there and bring him down. | 1.1881 | 0.04606 | 101 | 85 | 13 | 3 |
2681 | You will still have to clean up after him, sir. | 1.1881 | 0.04606 | 101 | 85 | 13 | 3 |
2682 | Harry, you may be a Roosevelt, but that still doesn’t make your dog a kite” | 1.1881 | 0.04386 | 101 | 84 | 15 | 2 |
2683 | To get him back try saying 'Heel, Liam'. | 1.1881 | 0.04386 | 101 | 84 | 15 | 2 |
2684 | Officer, the former owner was a yoga master. This seems to be the transition from downward facing dog to upward facing dog. . | 1.1881 | 0.04386 | 101 | 84 | 15 | 2 |
2685 | Let me guess,ever since winning Best In Show,he has been high as a kite? | 1.1881 | 0.04386 | 101 | 84 | 15 | 2 |
2686 | Allegations, that's all they were. | 1.1881 | 0.04154 | 101 | 83 | 17 | 1 |
2687 | Kite Runner. Eh? | 1.1881 | 0.05017 | 101 | 87 | 9 | 5 |
2688 | We’ve had some complaints about you not picking up after your dog. | 1.1881 | 0.04154 | 101 | 83 | 17 | 1 |
2689 | Sir, flying your dog is strictly prohibited in this section of the park. You want to go just past the trees there. | 1.1881 | 0.04606 | 101 | 85 | 13 | 3 |
2690 | The Hoover dog park sucks. | 1.1881 | 0.04606 | 101 | 85 | 13 | 3 |
2691 | Don't tell me - he's a seeing-eye dog and you're just looking. | 1.1881 | 0.04386 | 101 | 84 | 15 | 2 |
2692 | Please curb your dog. | 1.1881 | 0.04154 | 101 | 83 | 17 | 1 |
2693 | Is that an Air-a-dale Retriever? | 1.1881 | 0.04606 | 101 | 85 | 13 | 3 |
2694 | Roosevelt hated dogs! | 1.1863 | 0.04564 | 102 | 86 | 13 | 3 |
2695 | No Officer, it wasn’t difficult at all! | 1.1863 | 0.04564 | 102 | 86 | 13 | 3 |
2696 | I don't care if it's an emotional support animal, it needs to come down. | 1.1863 | 0.04564 | 102 | 86 | 13 | 3 |
2697 | I said take a hike, not fly a kite. | 1.1863 | 0.04564 | 102 | 86 | 13 | 3 |
2698 | Of course it's legit. It's the president's 'transitional object.' | 1.1863 | 0.04772 | 102 | 87 | 11 | 4 |
2699 | Sir, dog day afternoon is in August. | 1.1863 | 0.04772 | 102 | 87 | 11 | 4 |
2700 | Has a gas problem, right? | 1.1863 | 0.04772 | 102 | 87 | 11 | 4 |
2701 | Sir, it doesn't matter if your dog's name is Roosevelt. | 1.1856 | 0.04710 | 97 | 82 | 12 | 3 |
2702 | We have a strict catch and release policy in this park. | 1.1856 | 0.04476 | 97 | 81 | 14 | 2 |
2703 | Sir, you'll have to go. I've had complaints about a sh#tstorm. | 1.1856 | 0.04476 | 97 | 81 | 14 | 2 |
2704 | Park rules require you to curb your dog. | 1.1856 | 0.04710 | 97 | 82 | 12 | 3 |
2705 | Well in that case, you'll just have to carry a catcher's mitt, won't you? | 1.1856 | 0.04710 | 97 | 82 | 12 | 3 |
2706 | An Airedale? Is this some kind of joke to you? | 1.1856 | 0.04476 | 97 | 81 | 14 | 2 |
2707 | I'm reenacting one of Benjamin Franklin's lesser known experiments. | 1.1856 | 0.05146 | 97 | 84 | 8 | 5 |
2708 | Sure it checks all the boxes, but I am afraid that I just stepped in the one box that says it’s not a kite. | 1.1856 | 0.04476 | 97 | 81 | 14 | 2 |
2709 | It's okay, it's my comfort animal. | 1.1848 | 0.04352 | 92 | 76 | 15 | 1 |
2710 | Sorry, only when pigs fly. | 1.1848 | 0.04352 | 92 | 76 | 15 | 1 |
2711 | It has to be neutered or spayed. | 1.1848 | 0.04352 | 92 | 76 | 15 | 1 |
2712 | Sir, leashes are to be a maximum of six feet long. | 1.1837 | 0.04435 | 98 | 82 | 14 | 2 |
2713 | I'll alow it, but this won't fly at the skate park. | 1.1837 | 0.04435 | 98 | 82 | 14 | 2 |
2714 | Sir, you’ll need to show off your old dog’s new tricks at the K-9 Kite Park. | 1.1837 | 0.04666 | 98 | 83 | 12 | 3 |
2715 | No, my dog is too afraid of heights to even try it. | 1.1837 | 0.04666 | 98 | 83 | 12 | 3 |
2716 | We’ve had complaints that your kite is a real dog”. | 1.1837 | 0.04435 | 98 | 82 | 14 | 2 |
2717 | I see that he's on a leash. But he ain't no kite. | 1.1837 | 0.04435 | 98 | 82 | 14 | 2 |
2718 | His name is Hiasakite. | 1.1809 | 0.04528 | 94 | 79 | 13 | 2 |
2719 | Which one is Roosevelt? | 1.1809 | 0.04268 | 94 | 78 | 15 | 1 |
2720 | If you decide to walk your kite in the dog park, you’ll need a license for that! | 1.1809 | 0.04268 | 94 | 78 | 15 | 1 |
2721 | Your tail is too short | 1.1809 | 0.04774 | 94 | 80 | 11 | 3 |
2722 | Guess he thinks he is an Airedale? | 1.1809 | 0.04774 | 94 | 80 | 11 | 3 |
2723 | This area is off-leash only | 1.1809 | 0.04268 | 94 | 78 | 15 | 1 |
2724 | You'll need to fly a poop bag | 1.1809 | 0.04774 | 94 | 80 | 11 | 3 |
2725 | If you let it go, I’ll let you go. | 1.1809 | 0.04528 | 94 | 79 | 13 | 2 |
2726 | Cute, yes. But does he have a license? | 1.1809 | 0.04528 | 94 | 79 | 13 | 2 |
2727 | What up, dog? Outside of your dog, that is... | 1.1809 | 0.04528 | 94 | 79 | 13 | 2 |
2728 | I'm sorry, sir, but dog leashes cannot be longer than six feet. | 1.1809 | 0.05008 | 94 | 81 | 9 | 4 |
2729 | Yes, Officer, Happy insisted we make a statement on the final vote. | 1.1809 | 0.05231 | 94 | 82 | 7 | 5 |
2730 | Just make sure he stays on leash. | 1.1809 | 0.04528 | 94 | 79 | 13 | 2 |
2731 | If your kite poops your required to catch it before it hits the ground. | 1.1809 | 0.04774 | 94 | 80 | 11 | 3 |
2732 | Frank. The new deal is over. | 1.1809 | 0.04528 | 94 | 79 | 13 | 2 |
2733 | Perhaps a different food wouldn't leave him so bloated? | 1.1809 | 0.04268 | 94 | 78 | 15 | 1 |
2734 | My taxidermist uses helium. | 1.1809 | 0.04774 | 94 | 80 | 11 | 3 |
2735 | Amazing, yes, but you still need to pick up after him! | 1.1809 | 0.05231 | 94 | 82 | 7 | 5 |
2736 | What did your taxidermist use? | 1.1809 | 0.05008 | 94 | 81 | 9 | 4 |
2737 | I assume that’s an Airedale. | 1.1809 | 0.04774 | 94 | 80 | 11 | 3 |
2738 | I’m an enforcement officer with the ASPCA; you’re under arrest. | 1.1809 | 0.04528 | 94 | 79 | 13 | 2 |
2739 | Was that you singing "They Can't Take That Away from Me"? | 1.1809 | 0.04774 |