Contest #622


Cartoon

622

The winning captions

These captions are chosen by The New Yorker.

  1. “It sends the other rats a message.”
  2. “It’s New York, buddy. I can make it anywhere.”
  3. “You used to be able to smoke down here.”


Name Value
Submission deadline 2018-07-01T20:53:00.000Z
Voting started -
Voting ended 2018-07-22T20:54:00.000Z
Finalists announced 2018-07-16T20:53:00.000Z
Magazine(s) announcing finalists issued July 23, 2018
Number of captions 4883
Number of responses 99592
Number of participants -


Dashboard

In this table, the "mean" means the empirically measured average funniness score when the "unfunny", "somewhat funny" and "funny" receive a funniness score of 1, 2, 3 respectively. "Precison" is the standard error of the mean, the standard deviation of the mean estimate. With that, a caption with an empirical mean μ and precision σ has true mean in the range [μ - 2σ, μ + 2σ] with 95% probability by the 68-95-99.7 rule assuming the responses are indepedent and identically distributed.

Rank Caption Mean Precision Total votes "Unfunny" votes "Somewhat funny" votes "Funny" votes
0 To go? 2.1027 0.04141 370 100 132 138
1 My wife got the house. 1.7664 0.05190 244 115 71 58
2 It’ll have to be rare, buddy. I get off at 42nd Street. 1.6879 0.05846 157 74 58 25
3 If you want cheese, you’ll have to stay on until 59th Street. 1.6733 0.06020 150 73 53 24
4 We’re on the express so it’s medium rare only. 1.6508 0.09373 63 32 21 10
5 Business has been great since you Trumpsters ran out of places to eat. 1.6395 0.08739 86 49 19 18
6 I find that the lack of air circulation really seals in the flavor. 1.6222 0.07673 90 47 30 13
7 Well,I can't very well do this in a cab, now can I? 1.6029 0.09166 68 38 19 11
8 ‘I’m saving for a food truck.’ 1.5670 0.07602 97 57 25 15
9 What? You've never heard of Meals on Wheels? 1.5625 0.07226 96 54 30 12
10 Penn Station is medium. Times Square is well done. 1.5591 0.08438 93 60 14 19
11 Ya gotta problem with Meals-on-Wheels? 1.5579 0.07288 95 54 29 12
12 So I figured I could complain about the pigeon problem, or I could do something constructive about it. 1.5510 0.07270 98 57 28 13
13 33rd St. for medium rare, 51st for medium. I'm not responsible for anything above 59th. 1.5506 0.07992 89 54 21 14
14 To stay or to go? 1.5325 0.06558 77 39 35 3
15 Would you like that for here or to go? 1.5227 0.07041 88 50 30 8
16 The forecast says rain. 1.5200 0.07678 75 43 25 7
17 Is my drinking bothering you? 1.5139 0.09063 72 47 13 12
18 34th Street for medium rare, 59th street for well done. 1.5139 0.08390 72 44 19 9
19 42nd Street,rare. 34th Street,medium. Wall Street,well done. 1.5135 0.08218 74 45 20 9
20 It’s New York, buddy. I can make it anywhere. 1.5000 0.08968 66 42 15 9
21 Yeah, I do want to spend my whole life flipping burgers. 1.5000 0.08442 74 47 17 10
22 I'd appreciate a good Yelp review. 1.4937 0.07617 79 48 23 8
23 Finally you're starting to notice things again. 1.4928 0.08418 69 43 18 8
24 They allow them if they’re service grills. 1.4925 0.09599 67 46 9 12
25 When you call security, you think they’ll believe you ??? 1.4925 0.09361 67 45 11 11
26 Is that for here or to go? 1.4875 0.07333 80 48 25 7
27 Sure, you're going to work on a Sunday, but I'm the crazy one. 1.4853 0.08247 68 42 19 7
28 I don't want this place to become a tourist trap, so I'm trying to keep it underground. 1.4844 0.08907 64 41 15 8
29 OK ... but tell your friends it's BYOB. 1.4783 0.06459 115 73 29 13
30 Are you the ones who texted for fresh barbecue? 1.4773 0.10530 44 28 11 5
31 Would you like that to go? 1.4762 0.08722 63 40 16 7
32 Steaks are running on or close to schedule 1.4746 0.08835 59 37 16 6
33 Is this to go ? 1.4699 0.06713 83 49 29 5
34 Sorry, medium well will take till 86th St. 1.4655 0.08596 58 36 17 5
35 I bought a bridge. Now I own a train too !! 1.4632 0.07749 95 66 14 15
36 This is my stop. Take over, will ya? 1.4603 0.08104 63 39 19 5
37 I can only do medium-rare by the next stop. 1.4561 0.09717 57 39 10 8
38 The ad was for a job at Subway. 1.4545 0.09989 55 38 9 8
39 It's not enough anymore to simply bring home the bacon. 1.4545 0.09646 55 37 11 7
40 First time on the BQ? 1.4483 0.08221 58 36 18 4
41 Of course it's fresh. I found it on the tracks this morning. 1.4464 0.09843 56 39 9 8
42 We literally mean to go. 1.4444 0.06826 54 30 24 0
43 Technically I am not smoking. 1.4394 0.08398 66 44 15 7
44 Of course I was the original subway. Now l see them in strip malls! 1.4314 0.08968 51 33 14 4
45 If you wanted medium, you should of stopped me at Soho. 1.4314 0.08520 51 32 16 3
46 Are you kidding? Drive a food truck in Manhattan? 1.4306 0.07869 72 48 17 7
47 She got our backyard in the divorce. 1.4286 0.10102 49 34 9 6
48 Well with all of the delays you really have to get a jump on the weekend. 1.4286 0.08748 49 31 15 3
49 Next time, and for faster service, you might try ordering online." 1.4286 0.09671 49 33 11 5
50 Who says the commute's no picnic? 1.4286 0.10102 49 34 9 6
51 Tried taking my business to the streets, but I went under. 1.4286 0.11294 49 37 3 9
52 How do you THINK it gets from farm to table? 1.4286 0.09671 49 33 11 5
53 Honestly, you're the first person who's noticed. 1.4259 0.09749 54 38 9 7
54 Yes, I'm the engineer! Why? 1.4211 0.08652 57 38 14 5
55 We're on the local, so well-done is your only option. 1.4203 0.07559 69 45 19 5
56 If you're not going to order anything I'm going to have to ask you to move along. 1.4200 0.09515 50 34 11 5
57 At least something about the subway is "well done." 1.4200 0.09515 50 34 11 5
58 Would it concern you if I said the meat was locally-sourced? 1.4200 0.09076 50 33 13 4
59 My car was repossessed, but I still like to tailgate. 1.4167 0.09337 48 32 12 4
60 Sorry, they only have the vegan burger on the L. 1.4167 0.08333 60 40 15 5
61 For me, the journey is the reward. 1.4167 0.08333 48 30 16 2
62 You used to be able to smoke down here. 1.4167 0.09337 48 32 12 4
63 It's an emotional support grill. 1.4138 0.08533 58 39 14 5
64 One pen I can understand...but three? Do you really need three? 1.4130 0.10109 46 32 9 5
65 Get off here and it’s medium-rare. Well-done is 47th street. 1.4130 0.10576 46 33 7 6
66 'Steaks On A Train' 1.4130 0.10109 46 32 9 5
67 My wife thinks I'm vegan. 1.4130 0.10109 46 32 9 5
68 What ? You never saw a guy drink a beer on the subway ? 1.4130 0.10576 46 33 7 6
69 Food trucks are so 2017. 1.4082 0.09636 49 34 10 5
70 I'm late for the tailgate party. 1.4082 0.09184 49 33 12 4
71 Secret sauce? Ambiance. 1.4082 0.09636 49 34 10 5
72 Well, Sir, ours is a tunnel-to-table establishment, so I generally recommend very well done. 1.4058 0.08081 69 48 14 7
73 Personally, I find the rats a little gamey. 1.4043 0.09930 47 33 9 5
74 Care for something I found under the seat but grilled to perfection? 1.4043 0.10386 47 34 7 6
75 This is the smoking car. 1.4043 0.10386 47 34 7 6
76 This is the BBQ line to Coney Island, right? 1.4043 0.09930 47 33 9 5
77 Not a lot of meat on a rat, I'll tell you what. 1.4043 0.09930 47 33 9 5
78 Care for a subway sandwich? 1.4038 0.09215 52 36 11 5
79 61st is rare. 135th is well-done. 1.4000 0.10249 45 32 8 5
80 So now I'm just like, "make the most of every moment", you know? 1.4000 0.10249 45 32 8 5
81 There's no smoking, but they didn't say anything about grilling. 1.4000 0.09744 45 31 10 4
82 So I figured, why not take manspreading to the next level? 1.4000 0.10249 45 32 8 5
83 She got the house and car--I got the grill. 1.3958 0.08802 48 32 13 3
84 I assume you want this to go? 1.3953 0.09494 43 29 11 3
85 We're "Tunnel to Table". 1.3953 0.09494 43 29 11 3
86 It's $5 here, $10 at the next stop and $20 once we hit SoHo. 1.3953 0.11107 43 32 5 6
87 If you want it well-done, we're going to Queens. 1.3953 0.10597 43 31 7 5
88 You want well done, you should take the local. 1.3953 0.10597 43 31 7 5
89 Don't worry, its all locally sourced. 1.3934 0.08191 61 42 14 5
90 The new ordinances have forced a lot of us underground. 1.3913 0.10062 46 33 8 5
91 Do you want this on time or with a significant delay? 1.3913 0.09570 46 32 10 4
92 Now THIS is manspreading. 1.3878 0.09590 49 35 9 5
93 Well, where CAN I grill in this goddamn city? 1.3864 0.09319 44 30 11 3
94 It sends the other rats a message." 1.3810 0.10751 42 31 6 5
95 79th Street? Best I can do is medium-rare. 1.3810 0.10197 42 30 8 4
96 Rare ? Well, for the subway I guess it is . 1.3810 0.10197 42 30 8 4
97 I’ll text you when its done. 1.3810 0.10197 42 30 8 4
98 What' s gonna be, rare at Chambers Street, medium at Columbus Circle, or well done at Van Cortlandt Park? 1.3810 0.09611 42 29 10 3
99 Do you want it to go? 1.3800 0.08519 50 34 13 3
100 My emotional support grill—changed my life. 1.3750 0.10554 40 29 7 4
101 My landlord won't allow it. 1.3750 0.09259 40 27 11 2
102 I'm training as a sous-chef. 1.3750 0.07880 56 38 15 3
103 Since rent has become unaffordable, I've gained something of an underground following. 1.3750 0.09237 48 34 10 4
104 Would you rather I wok? 1.3750 0.09928 40 28 9 3
105 Down here, just think of it as aromatherapy. 1.3750 0.10554 40 29 7 4
106 For rare, get off at 14th street. For well done, you'll have to wait until 59th. 1.3750 0.10152 48 36 6 6
107 This is the express. I don't have time to make yours well done. 1.3750 0.09259 40 27 11 2
108 If you see something burning, say something. 1.3750 0.09259 40 27 11 2
109 My emotional-support animal is a steak. 1.3684 0.10945 38 28 6 4
110 My phone died. 1.3684 0.11576 38 29 4 5
111 It's part of the Slow Food movement. 1.3684 0.12175 38 30 2 6
112 Crossing your legs like that doesn't seem very masculine. 1.3684 0.10945 38 28 6 4
113 Jacob's performance art piece depicting suburban America was lost on his metropolitan audience 1.3684 0.11576 38 29 4 5
114 I don't have a phone - it gives me something to do on the way home. 1.3684 0.10945 38 28 6 4
115 It's what I do every time Independence Day falls on a Wednesday. 1.3684 0.10274 38 27 8 3
116 Yeah, well, I don't think you're supposed to watch YouTube videos without headphones on the train. 1.3673 0.09079 49 35 10 4
117 This is hamburger, you can buy a steak on the A train. 1.3673 0.08089 49 33 14 2
118 It's Westchester somewhere. 1.3673 0.09536 49 36 8 5
119 With only 5 minutes of your time I can show you how to live the dream too! 1.3659 0.10334 41 30 7 4
120 The transfer is gonna be the hard part. 1.3659 0.09726 41 29 9 3
121 It depends. What do you mean by "meat'? 1.3636 0.08658 44 30 12 2
122 I love my reverse commute. 1.3590 0.10702 39 29 6 4
123 It's much more dramatic than a tatoo. Roll up your sleeve. 1.3590 0.11315 39 30 4 5
124 Better have it medium rare: this is an express. 1.3590 0.10702 39 29 6 4
125 I’m the food train guy. 1.3590 0.09357 39 27 10 2
126 Love the summer, hate the sun. 1.3590 0.10702 39 29 6 4
127 I always said I wouldn't miss the commute, but whad'ya know? 1.3556 0.09617 45 33 8 4
128 I went from the rat race to grilling them. 1.3542 0.09172 48 35 9 4
129 I know we ain't in Paris but it's my version of 'a moveable feast' . 1.3529 0.07833 51 35 14 2
130 If you see something, don't say something. 1.3514 0.09661 37 26 9 2
131 It's free if you're a member of Amazon Prime. 1.3514 0.10409 37 27 7 3
132 You should see what I can do on an airplane. 1.3514 0.11764 37 29 3 5
133 It's subway fare. 1.3514 0.09661 37 26 9 2
134 No one gets a jump on the weekend like I do. 1.3514 0.10409 37 27 7 3
135 If you can't take the heat, get off at the next station. 1.3514 0.10409 37 27 7 3
136 Your stop's coming up. Is rare okay? 1.3514 0.09661 37 26 9 2
137 I'm sorry. I can't serve you until all of your party arrives. 1.3514 0.09661 37 26 9 2
138 It's tough when July 4th falls on a Wednesday. 1.3514 0.11107 37 28 5 4
139 You can have it rare at 34th Street, medium at 42nd Street, or well done at 59th Street. 1.3514 0.09661 37 26 9 2
140 The mosquitoes don't usually find me until about midtown. 1.3514 0.11764 37 29 3 5
141 We are being held momentarily by the train dispatcher. He has the mustard. 1.3514 0.10409 37 27 7 3
142 You never know how long the commute will take. 1.3514 0.08850 37 25 11 1
143 Can you believe the fella with his feet up on the seat down there? No decency. 1.3514 0.10409 37 27 7 3
144 My wife said "not in MY backyard!" so I left. 1.3514 0.08850 37 25 11 1
145 I had to work late, and it's my turn to make dinner. 1.3514 0.09661 37 26 9 2
146 Cooking is easy. Jumping the turnsyle with a lit grill is hard. 1.3514 0.11107 37 28 5 4
147 It’s a new concept I call “farm to F train.” 1.3514 0.09661 37 26 9 2
148 How do you want it? Times Square is medium, Canal is well done. 1.3500 0.08435 40 27 12 1
149 Is that to go or eat in? 1.3478 0.07751 46 31 14 1
150 Of course it's charcoal! Do you think I'd use gas down here? 1.3462 0.08186 52 37 12 3
151 Manspreading: out. Mangrilling: in. 1.3443 0.08059 61 45 11 5
152 Would you like me to run through today's specials, sir? 1.3429 0.10802 35 26 6 3
153 It’s what Bourdain would have wanted. 1.3429 0.10802 35 26 6 3
154 The whole frying an egg on the sidewalk thing wasn't working for me anymore. 1.3429 0.09994 35 25 8 2
155 Those Yelp reviews don't really capture the aesthetic I'm trying for. 1.3429 0.07851 70 53 10 7
156 The best part about New York is that the whole city’s your backyard. 1.3421 0.10850 38 29 5 4
157 Before you know it, the weekend's gone. 1.3421 0.10850 38 29 5 4
158 My food truck didn't pass inspection. 1.3421 0.10850 38 29 5 4
159 oh I'm sorry I thought this was AMERICA 1.3421 0.10850 38 29 5 4
160 I was a Canadian CEO 1.3421 0.10174 38 28 7 3
161 Now this is a manspread. 1.3400 0.09307 50 38 7 5
162 If you see something, flay something. 1.3396 0.08056 53 38 12 3
163 I think I came to the wrong Subway. 1.3333 0.10541 36 27 6 3
164 You got a better way to cover up the regular smell? 1.3333 0.09759 36 26 8 2
165 Air quality district has no jurisdiction down here! 1.3333 0.11269 36 28 4 4
166 Well-done? Pal, if you want it well-done, you won't be able to get off 'til we hit Broadway. 1.3333 0.11237 33 25 5 3
167 Oh, it's fresh. The cattle car is right behind us. 1.3333 0.09245 39 28 9 2
168 I used to know it would be done by Columbus Circle if I put it on at 96th Street. But not anymore. 1.3333 0.08909 36 25 10 1
169 Be patient. This service isn't express. 1.3333 0.11269 36 28 4 4
170 Subway Sandwiches are old news. I'm taking it to the next level! 1.3333 0.11269 36 28 4 4
171 Sorry, I can't do more than medium--it's an express train. 1.3333 0.08484 39 27 11 1
172 For well done ride two more stops 1.3333 0.10541 36 27 6 3
173 I've named the franchise "Subway Burgatory." 1.3276 0.07123 58 41 15 2
174 Do you mind, buddy. I'm cookin' here. 1.3261 0.09353 46 35 7 4
175 You vegetarians are always so judgmental 1.3243 0.10292 37 28 6 3
176 A veggie burger? ...Where do you think you are? The N train? 1.3243 0.10997 37 29 4 4
177 It beats driving to the burbs for dinner, then fighting the traffic the next morning to get back in. 1.3243 0.08711 37 26 10 1
178 It proved more cost-effective than renting a place in the Hamptons. 1.3243 0.10292 37 28 6 3
179 If what I've done has entertained you, please put a dollar or two the can! 1.3235 0.10098 34 25 7 2
180 So I thought, if they can have food trucks, why not food trains too? 1.3235 0.10945 34 26 5 3
181 You wanted this to go, right? 1.3235 0.10945 34 26 5 3
182 As a chef I also try to get work done on the train 1.3235 0.10945 34 26 5 3
183 My wife runs the show at home. 1.3226 0.10763 31 23 6 2
184 What - is this the vegan car? 1.3214 0.08101 56 42 10 4
185 I don't recall making any remarks on YOUR lifestyle. 1.3182 0.09630 44 34 6 4
186 Can you stop the texting during dinner! 1.3171 0.09525 41 31 7 3
187 I’m taking the concept of ‘a moveable feast’ to a whole new level. 1.3171 0.09525 41 31 7 3
188 Not everybody's got a backyard or a veranda, okay 1.3171 0.08144 41 29 11 1
189 It’s my God-given right and don’t try to tell me otherwise. 1.3158 0.10053 38 29 6 3
190 Don't look at me like that, Rick. You're the one who suggested Subway for lunch. 1.3158 0.09319 38 28 8 2
191 Hey, at least I'm not the one wearin' a suit on a Saturday. 1.3143 0.08955 35 25 9 1
192 Try this, it's off the rails! 1.3137 0.08627 51 39 8 4
193 I assume you'll be wanting this to go. 1.3125 0.08325 32 22 10 0
194 No, it won't go through you as fast as this train! 1.3125 0.11392 32 25 4 3
195 Your ride is too short for a "well done". 1.3125 0.09459 32 23 8 1
196 swipe right for cheese, left for plain 1.3125 0.10470 32 24 6 2
197 Fresh rat? 1.3125 0.12245 32 26 2 4
198 If you wanted it rare you should've taken the express. 1.3125 0.10470 32 24 6 2
199 Casual Commute Fridays. 1.3125 0.11392 32 25 4 3
200 The secret is to marinate for 6 stations 1.3125 0.10470 32 24 6 2
201 Texting on the subway is rude. Just sayin'. 1.3125 0.09459 32 23 8 1
202 Just taking the middleman out of Uber Eats 1.3125 0.09459 32 23 8 1
203 Weenie? It's an offer, not a judgment. 1.3125 0.10470 32 24 6 2
204 Any idea when we get to Yankee Stadium? 1.3125 0.09459 32 23 8 1
205 This sure beats my wife’s home-cooking. 1.3125 0.11392 32 25 4 3
206 meals on wheels 1.3125 0.10470 32 24 6 2
207 It's the latest in gentrification. 1.3125 0.10470 32 24 6 2
208 Trust me. The rats cook up real nice down here. 1.3125 0.10470 32 24 6 2
209 I’m filling in for the guy with the accordion. 1.3125 0.09459 32 23 8 1
210 Hey listen pal, I don't come to your house and tell you how to be a subway conductor. 1.3125 0.10470 32 24 6 2
211 Since I gave up my smartphone I have more time to do the things I love, like barbecue. 1.3125 0.10470 32 24 6 2
212 I asked Alexa what's the best way to improve my culinary skills. She said train. 1.3125 0.10470 32 24 6 2
213 Manspreading for the summer season 1.3125 0.09459 32 23 8 1
214 "Welcome to Subway! Eat fresh! Ish..." 1.3115 0.07941 61 47 9 5
215 It’s farm-to-table, with a twist! 1.3111 0.09440 45 35 6 4
216 It's my night to make dinner... 1.3091 0.07281 55 40 13 2
217 I'm thinking of offering pancakes this week as well. 1.3061 0.07827 49 36 11 2
218 It's part of the President's new plan to save the charcoal industry. 1.3056 0.08746 36 26 9 1
219 Oh, so you can do your work on the train? 1.3056 0.09611 36 27 7 2
220 It's a rat, I'm a locavore. 1.3030 0.10192 33 25 6 2
221 Farm-to-subway 1.3030 0.11082 33 26 4 3
222 First day with Uber Eats. 1.3030 0.09216 33 24 8 1
223 If I give one to you I'll have to give one to everyone. 1.3030 0.10192 33 25 6 2
224 You’re on the B-B-Q train! 1.3030 0.10192 33 25 6 2
225 It’s the truffle oil. 1.3030 0.09216 33 24 8 1
226 Hey, I have a ribeye in my briefcase. Mind if I uh... 1.3030 0.10192 33 25 6 2
227 I'm from out of town... 1.3030 0.11082 33 26 4 3
228 Penn Station for rare. Port Authority, medium. Columbus Circle, well. 1.3030 0.11082 33 26 4 3
229 They're taking the whole "pop-up restaurant" thing a little too far if you ask me. 1.3030 0.10192 33 25 6 2
230 I don’t swipe, I flip. 1.3030 0.09216 33 24 8 1
231 It’s a tube steak. 1.3030 0.11082 33 26 4 3
232 Do you want that to-go? 1.3023 0.08507 43 32 9 2
233 It's not egg salad or anything! 1.3023 0.07829 43 31 11 1
234 This is the BBQ train, right? Brooklyn, Bronx, Queens? 1.3000 0.09767 30 22 7 1
235 Sorry, no discounts for online orders 1.3000 0.09767 30 22 7 1
236 If you want it well done, you’re gonna need a transfer. 1.3000 0.10881 30 23 5 2
237 Yes,it is VERY local food. I caught it on the tracks at the 14th Street stop. 1.3000 0.09767 30 22 7 1
238 Fresh is the key ingredient. Rat is the second. 1.3000 0.08916 40 30 8 2
239 I’m training to be a chef. 1.3000 0.09767 30 22 7 1
240 It's a reasonable question, but in the larger sense, just what the hell do ANY of us think we're doing? 1.3000 0.10881 30 23 5 2
241 It supplements my income and it solves the rodent problem. 1.3000 0.11890 30 24 3 3
242 42nd Street is rare, 14th Street medium, and Canal Street is well done. 1.3000 0.09767 30 22 7 1
243 We downsized from a food truck to an app. 1.3000 0.09767 30 22 7 1
244 Make America grill again, I say. 1.3000 0.10881 30 23 5 2
245 It's the only place I can get away from the mosquitos. 1.3000 0.08165 40 29 10 1
246 yes i'm grilling on the subway, mind your own fucking business 1.3000 0.10881 30 23 5 2
247 MTA's rodent eradication program takes a multipronged approach... 1.3000 0.10881 30 23 5 2
248 It's wild-caught and sustainable, from right here in the subway - and it tastes just like chicken. 1.3000 0.09767 30 22 7 1
249 Grillin' and chillin.' You? 1.3000 0.11890 30 24 3 3
250 No one thought 'Food Trucks' would catch on, either. 1.3000 0.11890 30 24 3 3
251 The rats don’t just go away by themselves, you know. 1.3000 0.09767 30 22 7 1
252 You'd be surprised by the loopholes in the fire code. 1.3000 0.10881 30 23 5 2
253 My specialty is a New York Minute Steak. 1.3000 0.09767 30 22 7 1
254 Locally sourced. Rats mostly. 1.3000 0.11890 30 24 3 3
255 My food delivery app eliminates the middle man. 1.3000 0.11890 30 24 3 3
256 If you want it medium-well, you're gonna have to ride to Brooklyn. 1.3000 0.10881 30 23 5 2
257 You've got to cook subway pigeon right away to lock in the flavors. 1.3000 0.10881 30 23 5 2
258 Between here and D station you get a perfect medium rare. 1.3000 0.11890 30 24 3 3
259 Well done takes three stops You should have taken the local 1.3000 0.10881 30 23 5 2
260 But this is the dining car 1.3000 0.09767 30 22 7 1
261 I like to bring my lunch. 1.3000 0.10881 30 23 5 2
262 I'm just hoping to get into the New Yorker Cartoon Caption Contest. 1.3000 0.11890 30 24 3 3
263 The vegans in my neighborhood were making life impossible. 1.3000 0.11890 30 24 3 3
264 As long as you keep the windows shut, I won't even have to fire it up. 1.3000 0.10881 30 23 5 2
265 I think of the whole city as my back yard. 1.3000 0.10881 30 23 5 2
266 I could whip you up something Instagrammable. 1.3000 0.10881 30 23 5 2
267 If you want this well done you're going to have to wait until we get to Brooklyn. 1.3000 0.09767 30 22 7 1
268 You unwind your way, I'll unwind my way. 1.3000 0.10881 30 23 5 2
269 what? America is great again 1.3000 0.10881 30 23 5 2
270 It’s a ‘’to go’ meal. 1.3000 0.09767 30 22 7 1
271 I'm agoraphobic. 1.3000 0.09767 30 22 7 1
272 Let's just say the meat is 'locally sourced' and leave it at that. 1.3000 0.09767 30 22 7 1
273 Doesn't the smell make it feel like summer? 1.3000 0.10881 30 23 5 2
274 I really didn't think anyone would notice." 1.3000 0.10881 30 23 5 2
275 Wife won't pack my lunch. Again 1.3000 0.10881 30 23 5 2
276 It finally dawned on me why my commute was no picnic. 1.3000 0.10881 30 23 5 2
277 I'm just trying to keep the weekend going pal. 1.3000 0.10881 30 23 5 2
278 Yes. The whole City is my backyard. 1.3000 0.10881 30 23 5 2
279 You'd be amazed at what you can accomplish when you don't waste your time on social media. 1.3000 0.10881 30 23 5 2
280 So don’t ever say “Well if I lose my job I can always go sell hot dogs somewhere!” 1.3000 0.10881 30 23 5 2
281 It’s locally sourced and fresh from the last station. 1.3000 0.09767 30 22 7 1
282 It’s clean coal. 1.3000 0.10881 30 23 5 2
283 I'm in training. 1.3000 0.09767 30 22 7 1
284 Thank the mayor 1.3000 0.09767 30 22 7 1
285 Forty-second Street? That's medium rare. 1.3000 0.12821 30 25 1 4
286 Wife said, "Have the steaks ready. She's bringing her boss home for dinner." 1.3000 0.10881 30 23 5 2
287 Yes, subway is now serving burgers. 1.3000 0.09767 30 22 7 1
288 Take a picture, buddy, it’ll last longer. 1.3000 0.09767 30 22 7 1
289 This is Subway, not Outback. 1.3000 0.09767 30 22 7 1
290 It's July 4th. This is what the Founding Fathers would've wanted. 1.3000 0.10881 30 23 5 2
291 THIS is the weirdest thing you've ever seen on the subway? 1.3000 0.10881 30 23 5 2
292 This is New York. Of course it’s Kosher. 1.3000 0.11890 30 24 3 3
293 Overhead costs were too high so I went underground. 1.3000 0.09767 30 22 7 1
294 You’ve heard of farm to table? This is train to station. 1.3000 0.08916 40 30 8 2
295 I hope that’s kiln-dried hickory you’re using. 1.3000 0.10881 30 23 5 2
296 My therapist said to be more sociable 1.3000 0.10881 30 23 5 2
297 Hot dogs are $2 here, $10 inside the stadium 1.3000 0.08510 30 21 9 0
298 Would really appreciate five stars on OpenTable for my ambience and convenience. 1.3000 0.11890 30 24 3 3
299 Look... I know what you're thinking; What kind of idiot forgets to bring buns. 1.3000 0.09767 30 22 7 1
300 Yes, this is rare. 1.3000 0.09767 30 22 7 1
301 I don't care if the boss called me into work today, Sunday means BBQ. 1.3000 0.10881 30 23 5 2
302 Keeps your mind off Trump induced news. 1.2941 0.08985 34 25 8 1
303 I know it's a non-smoking car. I'm grilling, not smoking. 1.2941 0.09928 34 26 6 2
304 Ready for a REAL subway sandwich? 1.2941 0.09928 34 26 6 2
305 I like to think that the world is my backyard. 1.2941 0.08985 34 25 8 1
306 I've got a date with someone I met on Grillr. 1.2941 0.09928 34 26 6 2
307 Just pretend it's chicken 1.2941 0.09928 34 26 6 2
308 They cancelled the dining car. 1.2927 0.09399 41 32 6 3
309 Is it me or is the AC not working in this car? 1.2903 0.10568 31 24 5 2
310 This is quicker than phoning in your order 1.2903 0.09497 31 23 7 1
311 MAGA, amirite? 1.2903 0.09497 31 23 7 1
312 At least fifteen likes or your money back guaranteed. 1.2903 0.09497 31 23 7 1
313 Welcome to the dining car. Will your order be for here or to go? 1.2903 0.08287 31 22 9 0
314 It always rains on my day off. 1.2903 0.09497 31 23 7 1
315 Sorry, I am having some issues transitioning to retirement. 1.2903 0.09497 31 23 7 1
316 In Brooklyn, I switch to grass-fed. 1.2903 0.11541 31 25 3 3
317 Two stops is medium-rare.” 1.2903 0.08287 31 22 9 0
318 They came from a guy who was manspreading. 1.2857 0.10509 35 28 4 3
319 We're betting track-to-table is going to be the next big thing. 1.2857 0.09677 35 27 6 2
320 It's fine,he was an emotional support animal. 1.2857 0.09677 35 27 6 2
321 I'm sorry. I thought this was the grilling car 1.2821 0.08960 39 30 7 2
322 I've perfected casual Friday. 1.2812 0.10273 32 25 5 2
323 Well you can never get a signal down here. 1.2812 0.10273 32 25 5 2
324 Eyes up here! I'm not a piece of meat you know. 1.2812 0.10273 32 25 5 2
325 Pre-order with my app if you want anything beyond rare. 1.2778 0.10244 36 29 4 3
326 It's my backyard too. 1.2766 0.07263 47 35 11 1
327 I'll send you a text when your burger's ready. 1.2766 0.08972 47 38 5 4
328 True. My Yelp reviews are mixed. 1.2759 0.09797 29 22 6 1
329 Actually, teaching high school is my side hustle. 1.2759 0.10982 29 23 4 2
330 My secret sauce is carbon monoxide. 1.2759 0.10982 29 23 4 2
331 Is it local? 1.2759 0.10982 29 23 4 2
332 Metro card special for today is baked potato, 1.2759 0.10982 29 23 4 2
333 One rat or two? 1.2759 0.10982 29 23 4 2
334 Care to throw yours on? 1.2759 0.09797 29 22 6 1
335 "Ok, so Trade Center is rare, Times Square, medium and Lincoln Center, well done. 1.2759 0.10982 29 23 4 2
336 I call it my "subwaycation. 1.2759 0.08447 29 21 8 0
337 These subway delays have been really good for business. 1.2759 0.12051 29 24 2 3
338 I've got three manspreads: ketchup, mustard, or sriracha. 1.2759 0.09797 29 22 6 1
339 Really? THIS is the weirdest thing you've seen in New York? 1.2759 0.09797 29 22 6 1
340 It’s Mayor Koch’s idea. The money just came through. 1.2759 0.10982 29 23 4 2
341 We're a new Subway franchise." 1.2759 0.10982 29 23 4 2
342 I’’ll take mine medium in Montauk. 1.2759 0.10982 29 23 4 2
343 I can do "rare" before next station, that's all. 1.2759 0.08447 29 21 8 0
344 These are the charred souls of Trump voters. It's really a bigger lump than I thought it would be. 1.2759 0.12051 29 24 2 3
345 To go is extra 1.2759 0.10982 29 23 4 2
346 I'll check, but you seem to be in our deliverable area. 1.2759 0.12051 29 24 2 3
347 Fast food? No. We have to go another 50 mph for that! 1.2759 0.10982 29 23 4 2
348 Don't miss the potato sack races on the F train. 1.2759 0.09797 29 22 6 1
349 It's simple, really... I start on Canal Street, flip it when I get to Penn Station, and by the time I get to Columbus Circle, I've got a well done hamburger! 1.2759 0.09797 29 22 6 1
350 Grilling makes it easier to digest. 1.2759 0.10982 29 23 4 2
351 My wife won’t let me smoke in the house 1.2759 0.08447 29 21 8 0
352 I don't care what you say, I'm not the one exhibiting antisocial behavior. 1.2759 0.10982 29 23 4 2
353 The wife won't let me do it in the house. 1.2759 0.12051 29 24 2 3
354 ...at 42nd Street, rare...33rd, medium...28th, well done... 1.2759 0.09797 29 22 6 1
355 Which one of you ordered the UberBurger? 1.2759 0.10982 29 23 4 2
356 It is the Tenderloin District. 1.2759 0.09797 29 22 6 1
357 Might as well make it well done ... we're on a local. 1.2759 0.10982 29 23 4 2
358 You ordered one burger, medium-delayed? 1.2759 0.09797 29 22 6 1
359 It's a pop-up diner car. What'd ya expect, a Subway? 1.2759 0.09797 29 22 6 1
360 You wouldn't have any steak sauce, would you? 1.2759 0.10982 29 23 4 2
361 Some people take their work home, but I prefer to mix things up 1.2759 0.09797 29 22 6 1
362 You want this for here or to go? 1.2759 0.10982 29 23 4 2
363 It's okay, I'm white. 1.2759 0.12051 29 24 2 3
364 You won’t find barbecue this good in an Uber. 1.2759 0.12051 29 24 2 3
365 It tastes like chicken. 1.2759 0.08447 29 21 8 0
366 You're on the Nathan's Express to Coney Island. 1.2759 0.10982 29 23 4 2
367 Starting my weekend 1.2759 0.12051 29 24 2 3
368 It's called grillsplaining - look it up. 1.2759 0.10982 29 23 4 2
369 The MTA is betting you won't even notice the length of the delay! 1.2759 0.10982 29 23 4 2
370 Don't worry, it's tofu. 1.2759 0.09797 29 22 6 1
371 We can't all play the drum buckets, buddy. 1.2759 0.08447 29 21 8 0
372 The Mets winning? 1.2759 0.12051 29 24 2 3
373 My CO-OP won't approve charcoal. 1.2759 0.10982 29 23 4 2
374 Well, excuse me! Am I distracting you from your phone? 1.2759 0.09797 29 22 6 1
375 My wife's hungry and she's conducting the train. That's why. 1.2759 0.09797 29 22 6 1
376 I know what your thinking! Where's the condiments." 1.2759 0.09797 29 22 6 1
377 All this meat and no buns...... 1.2759 0.09797 29 22 6 1
378 To answer your unasked questions: Yes, I have a permit! ... and, No, I don't share! 1.2759 0.12051 29 24 2 3
379 If you want well done, you need to stay on to at least Bleeker St. 1.2759 0.09797 29 22 6 1
380 Don't ya just love summer? 1.2759 0.08447 29 21 8 0
381 I only take the BB and Q lines. 1.2759 0.09797 29 22 6 1
382 My agent thinks the cooking show market is saturated so we’re experimenting with live action instead. 1.2759 0.09797 29 22 6 1
383 Would you like the subway special? 1.2759 0.10982 29 23 4 2
384 Sorry - only entrees. You have to switch at Union Square for the "R" train for appetizers or desserts. 1.2759 0.09797 29 22 6 1
385 If you promise not to call the cops, I'll put extra pickles on yours. 1.2759 0.12051 29 24 2 3
386 It's a rough commute to Coney Island 1.2759 0.10982 29 23 4 2
387 Show me where it says "No Grilling." 1.2759 0.10982 29 23 4 2
388 For well-done you'll have to stay on till 14th Street, but it's worth it. 1.2759 0.09797 29 22 6 1
389 Regrets, I’ve had a few. 1.2759 0.09797 29 22 6 1
390 Would you like your burger express, local, or delayed? 1.2759 0.12051 29 24 2 3
391 You bring your work home with you; I bring my home to work with me. 1.2759 0.10982 29 23 4 2
392 I told you, you can't have a plate until you put your phone away. 1.2750 0.09465 40 32 5 3
393 Welcome to NY. How do you like your sock? 1.2727 0.08202 44 34 8 2
394 Nah, this is the BBQ train. 1.2727 0.10900 33 27 3 3
395 When you said you were being tail-gated on your ride over, this isn't what I had in mind. 1.2667 0.09509 30 23 6 1
396 Who can afford a food truck in the city? 1.2667 0.09509 30 23 6 1
397 What is he up to, you're wondering. Only making the best sliders on the 2 train, that's all. 1.2667 0.11679 30 25 2 3
398 Got it. Pick up or delivery? 1.2667 0.09509 30 23 6 1
399 My therapist said I should find something during my commute that brings me happiness. 1.2667 0.09509 30 23 6 1
400 My goal is to boldly grill where no man has grilled before. 1.2667 0.10649 30 24 4 2
401 A restaurant is just a state of mind. 1.2667 0.09509 30 23 6 1
402 Couch surfers need to relax too. 1.2667 0.09509 30 23 6 1
403 Make it rare . . . the train's running late. 1.2667 0.09509 30 23 6 1
404 Whoa! We have a live one here! 1.2667 0.10649 30 24 4 2
405 "Made you look." 1.2667 0.10649 30 24 4 2
406 It’s part of the MTA’s rodent control program. How do you like yours cooked? 1.2667 0.10649 30 24 4 2
407 Why so surprised? Home Depot has hot dog stands! 1.2667 0.10649 30 24 4 2
408 Mind turning down your phone volume. It's very annoying 1.2667 0.09509 30 23 6 1
409 Yeah...what?! 1.2667 0.10649 30 24 4 2
410 Do you two really have so little inner life? 1.2667 0.10649 30 24 4 2
411 The whole 'food truck' thing is overrated - trains are where it's at nowadays. 1.2667 0.10649 30 24 4 2
412 It's in the next iOS update. 1.2667 0.08646 45 36 6 3
413 Stick around, we’re setting off fireworks later 1.2667 0.09509 30 23 6 1
414 If you're getting off at 72nd, it's going to be rare. 1.2667 0.09509 30 23 6 1
415 Express or local? 1.2667 0.09509 30 23 6 1
416 I have to go get more pickles. Can you flip this at about the Lafayette stop? 1.2667 0.10649 30 24 4 2
417 I can’t wait to see what genius comes up with the winning caption to this! 1.2667 0.10649 30 24 4 2
418 Don't give me 'that' look . . . this thing came with wheels on it for a reason 1.2667 0.11679 30 25 2 3
419 I received 5 stars on yelp. 1.2667 0.09509 30 23 6 1
420 Hang up. The lunch meeting's a go. 1.2667 0.10649 30 24 4 2
421 I can't afford a food truck, so... 1.2667 0.08212 30 22 8 0
422 I have a permit. 1.2647 0.10605 34 28 3 3
423 I thought I was getting a Subway franchise. 1.2593 0.10117 27 21 5 1
424 Eye it, try it, buy it! 1.2593 0.11439 27 22 3 2
425 subway series tailgating 1.2593 0.11439 27 22 3 2
426 I am so grateful for President Trump. I liked my job at Harley Davidson, but this has always been my dream. 1.2593 0.11439 27 22 3 2
427 Of COURSE it's Local ! 1.2593 0.11439 27 22 3 2
428 Work Life Balance 2018 1.2593 0.10117 27 21 5 1
429 Call me old fashioned, but before phone apps the best way to meet someone was at BBQ's or on a downtown train 1.2593 0.10117 27 21 5 1
430 You never heard of chestnuts roasting on an open fire? 1.2593 0.08594 27 20 7 0
431 Tell her she can put the phone down. You can barbecue anywhere when you're white. 1.2593 0.08594 27 20 7 0
432 Can you believe it? Driver kicked me off the bus. 1.2593 0.11439 27 22 3 2
433 Sorry. As you can see, I only made the one. 1.2593 0.10117 27 21 5 1
434 I’m the guy whose fate “is still unlearned” 1.2593 0.12623 27 23 1 3
435 For well done you'll have to stay on to at least 50th Street 1.2593 0.10117 27 21 5 1
436 Fireworks will be on the 4 train 1.2593 0.10117 27 21 5 1
437 I know there is no smoking. I am grilling. 1.2593 0.10117 27 21 5 1
438 Wait, this train's going express?? You'll have to settle for medium-well. 1.2593 0.08594 27 20 7 0
439 Pardon me, but would you have any Grey Poupon?" 1.2593 0.10117 27 21 5 1
440 Training to be a Subway cook. 1.2593 0.10117 27 21 5 1
441 Don't look at me like that. It's a veggie burger. 1.2593 0.08594 27 20 7 0
442 You really should try my wife's potato salad, one car up. 1.2593 0.08594 27 20 7 0
443 Are you hiring? 1.2593 0.11439 27 22 3 2
444 Its OK, we disconnected the smoke and fire alarms. 1.2593 0.10117 27 21 5 1
445 Well, what else do you expect on the Q line? 1.2593 0.10117 27 21 5 1
446 I lose my signal in here, too. 1.2593 0.08594 27 20 7 0
447 I can send the sizzle right to your phone. The burger's about ten minutes. 1.2593 0.08594 27 20 7 0
448 Attention passengers: For your safety and comfort, there is no smoking cigarettes, e-cigarettes, or pork on the subway. 1.2593 0.10117 27 21 5 1
449 Charcoal grilling, one way to get a seat. 1.2593 0.10117 27 21 5 1
450 Can anybody share some Grey Poupon? 1.2593 0.10117 27 21 5 1
451 Next stop....rare, second stop....medium, latter stops....well done. 1.2593 0.08594 27 20 7 0
452 Who do you expect on the subway— Gordon Ramsay? 1.2593 0.10117 27 21 5 1
453 Amazon sent me! 1.2593 0.10117 27 21 5 1
454 Is the smoke bothering your eyes? 1.2593 0.08594 27 20 7 0
455 Losing my rent controlled apartment has forced me to get creative. 1.2593 0.12623 27 23 1 3
456 I repeat, this is a grill, this is only a grill. 1.2593 0.12623 27 23 1 3
457 I was out of sunscreen. 1.2593 0.10117 27 21 5 1
458 It’s Canada Day, Eh? 1.2593 0.11439 27 22 3 2
459 I promise it isn’t rat 1.2593 0.10117 27 21 5 1
460 So, this is your first time in a lunch wagon? 1.2593 0.11439 27 22 3 2
461 Of course it's rare. When's the last time you saw a barbecue on the subway? 1.2593 0.08594 27 20 7 0
462 Go ahead, look it up! The subway sandwich was my first creation. 1.2593 0.10117 27 21 5 1
463 My grilling does not interfere with your cell reception, does it now? 1.2593 0.11439 27 22 3 2
464 Well done? You'll have to stay on 'til Queen's. 1.2593 0.11439 27 22 3 2
465 Did you want this for eat-in or to-go? 1.2593 0.10117 27 21 5 1
466 I also bring my work on the train! 1.2593 0.10117 27 21 5 1
467 My wife says I can't cook in the house anymore... 1.2593 0.08594 27 20 7 0
468 Welcome to the ’ cue train. 1.2593 0.10117 27 21 5 1
469 What, you've never seen a deplorable before? 1.2593 0.10117 27 21 5 1
470 I've decided to make my commute feel like a Saturday afternoon! 1.2593 0.11439 27 22 3 2
471 You ordered premium hot delivery? 1.2593 0.11439 27 22 3 2
472 Medium-well? This ain't the local, pal. 1.2593 0.10117 27 21 5 1
473 It's Tracks-to-table. 1.2593 0.08594 27 20 7 0
474 Don’t you wish you’d thought of it? 1.2593 0.11439 27 22 3 2
475 Would you mind putting up the volleyball net before everyone else arrives? 1.2593 0.10117 27 21 5 1
476 What? Is this not the S-train? 1.2593 0.11439 27 22 3 2
477 I'm streetcar legal. 1.2593 0.11439 27 22 3 2
478 I'm on my way to a barbecue. 1.2593 0.11439 27 22 3 2
479 By the time I get to the beach, it's time to go home. 1.2593 0.08594 27 20 7 0
480 Thank you for not manspreading near my hotspot. 1.2593 0.10117 27 21 5 1
481 To eat here or take away? 1.2593 0.10117 27 21 5 1
482 If you want to toast those cell phones, there's no charge! 1.2593 0.11439 27 22 3 2
483 I felt like having a hamburger to go 1.2593 0.11439 27 22 3 2
484 I used to have a deck, thanks to the stock market now I am homeless. 1.2593 0.10117 27 21 5 1
485 This is the only my place my lease didn't specify. 1.2593 0.12623 27 23 1 3
486 Some people like to stare at their smartphones, I like to barbecue them. 1.2593 0.10117 27 21 5 1
487 For Heaven's sake, just place your order in person! 1.2593 0.12623 27 23 1 3
488 I can't give you well done if you're going more than one more stop. 1.2593 0.10117 27 21 5 1
489 Make America Grill Again 1.2593 0.10117 27 21 5 1
490 With or without GPS? 1.2593 0.11439 27 22 3 2
491 It’s coal-powered. The best! 1.2593 0.10117 27 21 5 1
492 Why yes, it is rat — locally sourced. 1.2593 0.11439 27 22 3 2
493 ... and I take Creditcards or MetroCards. 1.2593 0.10117 27 21 5 1
494 I call my burger the Under-ground. 1.2593 0.10117 27 21 5 1
495 Non smokING! Smoke is fine. 1.2593 0.12623 27 23 1 3
496 No, I don't do "well done" ! 1.2593 0.10117 27 21 5 1
497 Sorry, you'll need to take the B train for salmon. 1.2593 0.10117 27 21 5 1
498 My weekend started early. 1.2593 0.11439 27 22 3 2
499 Rare to the next stop, well done to Brooklyn 1.2593 0.11439 27 22 3 2
500 Everything is farm-to-subway. 1.2593 0.11439 27 22 3 2
501 Take a picture, it’ll last longer. 1.2593 0.11439 27 22 3 2
502 Sorry. Priority meats are reserved for pregnant women, seniors, and those with disabilities. 1.2593 0.11439 27 22 3 2
503 Does it look like I do eggs? 1.2593 0.11439 27 22 3 2
504 I was too busy to BBQ this weekend. 1.2593 0.10117 27 21 5 1
505 My doctor calls it aggravated manspreading. 1.2593 0.11439 27 22 3 2
506 What? You never cook inside? 1.2581 0.09237 31 24 6 1
507 My apartment's too small. 1.2581 0.09237 31 24 6 1
508 It's a new line, the BBQ. 1.2581 0.11329 31 26 2 3
509 Be sure to leave a good Yelp review 1.2581 0.07989 31 23 8 0
510 It's a movable feast -- so how do you want yours? Rare, medium rare or well-done? 1.2581 0.09237 31 24 6 1
511 You want yours to-go? 1.2581 0.07989 31 23 8 0
512 If I can make it here, I'll make it anywhere, ... 1.2581 0.09237 31 24 6 1
513 Anything is possible in Trumps America pal. 1.2581 0.09237 31 24 6 1
514 I AM TAKING THESE TONGS TO DOCTOR FOR YOU 1.2581 0.11329 31 26 2 3
515 'the hell you lookin' at? 1.2581 0.10336 31 25 4 2
516 If you want medium-rare, you’ll have to wait until 14th Street 1.2581 0.11329 31 26 2 3
517 I don't have time for this on the weekends anymore. 1.2581 0.07989 31 23 8 0
518 I hope to have a food truck someday... 1.2581 0.10336 31 25 4 2
519 It's part of the new weekend service. 1.2581 0.09237 31 24 6 1
520 I have a big meeting with the boss today. Apparently we're getting grilled. 1.2571 0.09476 35 28 5 2
521 ... And that's the story of how I lost my house. 1.2571 0.08543 35 27 7 1
522 Yeah, I hate Mondays too. 1.2558 0.08863 43 35 5 3
523 Tell me about it. My cell phone slips and gets smoked about once a week. 1.2500 0.08333 28 21 7 0
524 I'm on vacation. 1.2500 0.09793 28 22 5 1
525 It's just a little gimmick the transit system is trying out to increase ridership 1.2500 0.11061 28 23 3 2
526 Why yes, the MTA lets onboard BBQ-ers drink beer. Why do you ask? 1.2500 0.12199 28 24 1 3
527 I meat people and sometimes it actually turns into a relationship. 1.2500 0.11061 28 23 3 2
528 Was sick of subway sandwiches. 1.2500 0.08333 28 21 7 0
529 You can order online with your phone. 1.2500 0.11061 28 23 3 2
530 Are you kidding me? Not in my back yard. 1.2500 0.12199 28 24 1 3
531 No, I'm heading to work too—just decided to take the commute off. 1.2500 0.09793 28 22 5 1
532 Beats pole dancing, no? 1.2500 0.09793 28 22 5 1
533 What? You preferred the smell before? 1.2500 0.12199 28 24 1 3
534 Try living on digital food 1.2500 0.09793 28 22 5 1
535 If you can multitask, so can I 1.2500 0.09793 28 22 5 1
536 $40 to tailgate at the stadium, now who's looking pretty smart? 1.2500 0.11061 28 23 3 2
537 I've received your orders. 1.2500 0.11061 28 23 3 2
538 So what? I can't afford a food truck! 1.2500 0.09793 28 22 5 1
539 Its called 'Railgating'. 1.2500 0.08980 32 25 6 1
540 My antihistamine makes me photosensitive. 1.2500 0.11061 28 23 3 2
541 Sorry, I don't take credit cards. 1.2500 0.08333 28 21 7 0
542 If you want it well done you'll have to go to the end of the line. 1.2500 0.11061 28 23 3 2
543 You two headed for the stadium? 1.2500 0.11061 28 23 3 2
544 No can do. The MTA hired me to improve the smell down here. And feed the homeless—just the homeless. 1.2500 0.09793 28 22 5 1
545 I have my fingers crossed for a review in The New Yorker. 1.2500 0.12199 28 24 1 3
546 Don't bother to look for a Yelp review, I move around a lot! 1.2500 0.08333 28 21 7 0
547 I found it on the tracks. 1.2500 0.09793 28 22 5 1
548 What? You thought this was a Subway? 1.2500 0.09793 28 22 5 1
549 How can you have man-spreading”without a man-burger? 1.2500 0.09793 28 22 5 1
550 This is uptown upscale. What's you have in? 1.2500 0.11061 28 23 3 2
551 I believe in mobile warming. 1.2500 0.11061 28 23 3 2
552 I couldn’t afford the truck. 1.2500 0.09793 28 22 5 1
553 Trumps food safety regulation rollbacks have really helped my Subway grill business boom, I have 8 different locations, one in each car. 1.2500 0.09303 40 33 4 3
554 Do you have to talk so loudly on your phone? 1.2500 0.12199 28 24 1 3
555 My landlord doesn't permit outdoor fires. 1.2500 0.11061 28 23 3 2
556 You know, it's rude to stare. 1.2500 0.11061 28 23 3 2
557 The company appreciates your taking a working vacation. 1.2500 0.07804 40 31 8 1
558 If you're getting off at 42nd street, I'd order it rare. 1.2500 0.08333 28 21 7 0
559 Buns at the next stop 1.2500 0.11061 28 23 3 2
560 Like I always say, T.G.I.F.! 1.2500 0.08333 28 21 7 0
561 This is the subway, of course it's a Rat burger. Now Rat Junior, or Big Rat? 1.2500 0.08980 32 25 6 1
562 ...of course it's grass-fed! 1.2500 0.11061 28 23 3 2
563 It’s raining outside. 1.2500 0.09793 28 22 5 1
564 It's hotter n'hell down here, so I don't need the charcoal. 1.2500 0.11061 28 23 3 2
565 Everyone wants to support the backyardless, but when push comes to shove, it’s “Not-In-My-Subway-Car.” 1.2500 0.09793 28 22 5 1
566 My eyes are up here, my weiner is down there? 1.2500 0.09793 28 22 5 1
567 How well done do you want it - 59th Street or 42nd? 1.2500 0.08980 32 25 6 1
568 Thank God for long commutes... my wife thinks I'm a vegan. 1.2500 0.08980 32 25 6 1
569 No surprise -- it's the 'Q train. 1.2500 0.11061 28 23 3 2
570 You want manspreading? I’ll give you manspreading! 1.2500 0.09793 28 22 5 1
571 I cook them well done, unless it's a rare occasion. 1.2500 0.11061 28 23 3 2
572 Your meal should arrive in 45-60 minutes. 1.2500 0.08333 28 21 7 0
573 My phone is on repair, second day now. 1.2500 0.12199 28 24 1 3
574 Best ratburger on the D line 1.2500 0.08333 28 21 7 0
575 If I didn’t start now,the doggone coals wouldn’t be ready til midnight! 1.2500 0.11061 28 23 3 2
576 It’s so rude when people work on the subway 1.2500 0.12199 28 24 1 3
577 This administration doesn't want me to sell tacos on a street corner. 1.2500 0.10040 32 26 4 2
578 Yes, we are the first farm-to-subway 1.2500 0.08047 44 35 7 2
579 They said no dogs allowed 1.2500 0.09793 28 22 5 1
580 The service on this Q train is pretty good, eh? 1.2439 0.08396 41 33 6 2
581 What? It’s organic! 1.2424 0.09761 33 27 4 2
582 I'm grilling. Why? 1.2424 0.09761 33 27 4 2
583 Yeah, I used to work for Subway. How'd you guess? 1.2424 0.08737 33 26 6 1
584 Be glad you're in this car. The guy in the next car uses a smoker 1.2424 0.09761 33 27 4 2
585 Would you rather I brought out the accordion? 1.2424 0.09761 33 27 4 2
586 I find that people accept this much more easily than manspreading. 1.2424 0.09761 33 27 4 2
587 You'll be glad I'm here when the train gets stuck. 1.2424 0.08737 33 26 6 1
588 Keep staring and you and I are going to have beef. 1.2414 0.09488 29 23 5 1
589 The B in Subway now stands for Burgers. 1.2414 0.09488 29 23 5 1
590 I'm working my way up to a food cart outside Home Depot. 1.2414 0.09488 29 23 5 1
591 My wife said we’re doing a staycation this year. 1.2414 0.08087 29 22 7 0
592 Yes, it’s rat, but all our rat is local. 1.2414 0.09488 29 23 5 1
593 Think of it as a cooking app. 1.2414 0.10708 29 24 3 2
594 Just being a conductor doesn't pay the rent. 1.2414 0.08087 29 22 7 0
595 Well done requires 3 stops. 1.2414 0.09488 29 23 5 1
596 Why do you have to get all up in my grill? 1.2414 0.10708 29 24 3 2
597 Can you spare a buck? My ex-wife got the kids and the house. 1.2414 0.10708 29 24 3 2
598 no open flames in Central Park, you know 1.2414 0.09488 29 23 5 1
599 If you can’t stand the heat, get out of the subway. 1.2414 0.09488 29 23 5 1
600 I’m the new line cook. 1.2414 0.10708 29 24 3 2
601 Yup..can't believe he tweeted that!....Did you say medium well or medium rare? 1.2414 0.08087 29 22 7 0
602 Window view and table-side preparation ...yet you’re still glued to your phones. 1.2414 0.09488 29 23 5 1
603 I prefer gas too, but hey, we’re on a Subway. 1.2414 0.09488 29 23 5 1
604 Just for the summer, we've added a dining car to subway service to Coney Island 1.2414 0.08087 29 22 7 0
605 You can let delays bother you, or take the time to make it well done. 1.2414 0.10708 29 24 3 2
606 LIMERICK: There once was a man name of Wayne...Who barbecued meats on the train...Grillin' ribs by the rack...As they rolled down the track...He was popular, but also insane. 1.2400 0.10456 25 20 4 1
607 Who knew the A train had a dining car? 1.2400 0.10456 25 20 4 1
608 Not in My Back Yard. 1.2400 0.10456 25 20 4 1
609 The MTA actually encouraged it to offset some of the usual aromas. 1.2400 0.10456 25 20 4 1
610 hey buddy, can you spare a bun? 1.2400 0.11944 25 21 2 2
611 Did your online order not say "well done"? 1.2400 0.10456 25 20 4 1
612 Phillie Cheesessteak? Whaddya think this is, a Subway? 1.2400 0.11944 25 21 2 2
613 I'm working my way up to a truck. 1.2400 0.10456 25 20 4 1
614 Your texting is soooooooooo annoying! 1.2400 0.10456 25 20 4 1
615 We only have a to-go menu. 1.2400 0.10456 25 20 4 1
616 No, it's not your standard subway fare. 1.2400 0.08718 25 19 6 0
617 It's a subway. Eat fresh. 1.2400 0.11944 25 21 2 2
618 Download the app, it's the fastest way to order 1.2400 0.10456 25 20 4 1
619 You can pay with the metro card. 1.2400 0.10456 25 20 4 1
620 It cooks faster on mobile. 1.2400 0.08718 25 19 6 0
621 I’m also the train’s engineer. 1.2400 0.11944 25 21 2 2
622 I realize you have your choice of grillers on the subway and I truly appreciate your business. 1.2400 0.08718 25 19 6 0
623 Don’t postpone joy. 1.2400 0.10456 25 20 4 1
624 On my way to audition for The Next Food Network Star 1.2400 0.08718 25 19 6 0
625 Do you mind? We are sexting. 1.2400 0.11944 25 21 2 2
626 It's OK, this is the smoking car. 1.2400 0.10456 25 20 4 1
627 Cut backs in vacation time has its limitations but you learn to adjust. 1.2400 0.11944 25 21 2 2
628 The fixins' are in the next car over. 1.2400 0.10456 25 20 4 1
629 Hey, don't knock 'til you've tried it! 1.2400 0.10456 25 20 4 1
630 I still can't believe you forgot the potato salad. 1.2400 0.10456 25 20 4 1
631 Well,​ when you put it that way, I guess 'subway weiner' could sound kinda wrong. 1.2400 0.11944 25 21 2 2
632 I suggest pairing with the 2009 Burgundy. It travels well. 1.2400 0.11944 25 21 2 2
633 I'm taking manspreading to a whole new level. 1.2400 0.10456 25 20 4 1
634 I am the conductor. 1.2400 0.11944 25 21 2 2
635 It's like a food truck, sure, but with a much smaller carbon footprint and a better sense of shared community. 1.2400 0.10456 25 20 4 1
636 Tailgating has become harder since I lost my license 1.2400 0.08718 25 19 6 0
637 Google this up smart ass. 1.2400 0.11944 25 21 2 2
638 Tonight's my night to cook. 1.2400 0.10456 25 20 4 1
639 Don't worry: it's clean coal. 1.2400 0.10456 25 20 4 1
640 Welcome to the BBQE! 1.2400 0.10456 25 20 4 1
641 By the time we get to Hoyt Street the burgers and dogs will be done to a good char. 1.2400 0.10456 25 20 4 1
642 This cartoon is utterly confusing. 1.2400 0.11944 25 21 2 2
643 What? Are you Vegan? 1.2400 0.13266 25 22 0 3
644 After the wife sold the truck, tailgating is just not what it used to be. 1.2400 0.10456 25 20 4 1
645 Sorry, I hope you like your daydream well-done. 1.2400 0.10456 25 20 4 1
646 Mind taking that phone off speaker? 1.2400 0.11944 25 21 2 2
647 Someone told me the way to Carnegie Deli was grill, grill, grill. 1.2400 0.10456 25 20 4 1
648 Simple. One stop is rare. Two stops medium. Three stops rare 1.2400 0.10456 25 20 4 1
649 I'm exercising my Burgher rights. 1.2400 0.10456 25 20 4 1
650 It’s called farm to subway 1.2400 0.08718 25 19 6 0
651 I'm just filling in for the guy who usually whips out his meat. 1.2400 0.10456 25 20 4 1
652 I don't have a cell phone 1.2400 0.11944 25 21 2 2
653 It's delicious, but full of trains fats. 1.2400 0.08718 25 19 6 0
654 Get out of my yard! 1.2400 0.11944 25 21 2 2
655 Don't worry. I won't eat it on the train. 1.2400 0.10456 25 20 4 1
656 Are you telling me this ISN'T the best smelling subway you've ridden? 1.2400 0.10456 25 20 4 1
657 Quit gettin' all up in my grill, Man! 1.2400 0.10456 25 20 4 1
658 Everyone multitasks on the evening train. 1.2400 0.10456 25 20 4 1
659 Text your wife and see how she wants her burger. 1.2400 0.10456 25 20 4 1
660 Microwaves can cause cancer. 1.2400 0.11944 25 21 2 2
661 My therapist says this will help me get over my manspreading. 1.2400 0.11944 25 21 2 2
662 I find it makes my commute much more relaxing. 1.2400 0.10456 25 20 4 1
663 The food truck business is surprisingly hard to get into. 1.2400 0.08718 25 19 6 0
664 I'm pretty sure the rule is no smoking. 1.2400 0.11944 25 21 2 2
665 The rules say no eating. Nothing about no cooking! 1.2400 0.11944 25 21 2 2
666 You better get it cooked rare buddy. I get off at the next stop. 1.2400 0.11944 25 21 2 2
667 Can you believe the nerve of those dancers coming in and swinging on poles? 1.2400 0.10456 25 20 4 1
668 Spot on dude, you do smell a rat. 1.2400 0.10456 25 20 4 1
669 Sorry, my online ordering app isn't working yet. 1.2400 0.10456 25 20 4 1
670 Praire Oysters? 1.2400 0.10456 25 20 4 1
671 I have such a long commute that I don't have time to do this at home. 1.2400 0.08718 25 19 6 0
672 You wouldn't know it, but actually I don't get out much. 1.2400 0.11944 25 21 2 2
673 Just trying to go back to a simpler time, ya know? 1.2400 0.08718 25 19 6 0
674 location, location, location 1.2400 0.08718 25 19 6 0
675 I am training to open a fast food restaurant 1.2400 0.11944 25 21 2 2
676 Sorry, there’s no vegetarian option before 10. 1.2400 0.10456 25 20 4 1
677 You don't get a cap saying 'grill master' for father's day for nothing. 1.2400 0.10456 25 20 4 1
678 These hallucinations are getting weird... 1.2400 0.10456 25 20 4 1
679 No, you can't buy a hot dog with subway tokens. 1.2400 0.10456 25 20 4 1
680 This is what rail good home cooked barbeque tastes like... 1.2400 0.11944 25 21 2 2
681 I bring too much work home, so I'm taking July 4th to the office to make room. 1.2400 0.11944 25 21 2 2
682 Could I get off first? I'm late for my tailgating. 1.2400 0.11944 25 21 2 2
683 Last burger before Poughkeepsie! 1.2400 0.10456 25 20 4 1
684 Did you just order with your phone? 1.2400 0.10456 25 20 4 1
685 How do you want your burger, midtown or lower east side? 1.2400 0.10456 25 20 4 1
686 The delays are getting out of hand. This was still a cow when we left 242 St. 1.2400 0.13266 25 22 0 3
687 Vegan burgers are on the 6. 1.2400 0.10456 25 20 4 1
688 How many stops to Yankee Stadium? 1.2400 0.10456 25 20 4 1
689 I call 'em 'third-rail burgers' ... 'subway sandwiches' is already trademarked. 1.2400 0.10456 25 20 4 1
690 What’s your problem - this isn’t a smoker! 1.2400 0.10456 25 20 4 1
691 It's gluten-free. 1.2400 0.11944 25 21 2 2
692 This new BBQ line is fabulous. 1.2400 0.10456 25 20 4 1
693 You the guy that just placed a food order from our restaurant on his cell phone two seconds ago. 1.2400 0.10456 25 20 4 1
694 This is the Eighth Avenue line. Burgers only. For Chinese, you need the Crosstown line. 1.2400 0.11944 25 21 2 2
695 What? You've never been divorced? 1.2400 0.08718 25 19 6 0
696 Sure I know this is a non-smoking car, I'm using smoke free charcoal. 1.2400 0.10456 25 20 4 1
697 On No Pants Day, I’ll bring the buns. 1.2400 0.11944 25 21 2 2
698 I can't aford a food cart. 1.2400 0.08718 25 19 6 0
699 Why stand in line at the food trucks? 1.2400 0.10456 25 20 4 1
700 What - you were expecting a BLT on the BMT? 1.2400 0.10456 25 20 4 1
701 The drinks and cooler are in the next car. Paper plates and plastic utensil in the car after that. 1.2400 0.10456 25 20 4 1
702 What do you mean, no beer on the subway? 1.2400 0.10456 25 20 4 1
703 hey man, at least I’m not a mariachi band... 1.2400 0.08718 25 19 6 0
704 What did you expect when you took the connection from the BB train to the Q? 1.2400 0.08718 25 19 6 0
705 Can you make that rare. I get off at the next stop. 1.2400 0.10456 25 20 4 1
706 Just download the app and choose GRILL or GIRL. 1.2400 0.10456 25 20 4 1
707 Rats? Of course I wouldn't. I'm just wondering if you've seen any. 1.2400 0.10456 25 20 4 1
708 Because on the bus people give me a hard time about it. 1.2400 0.10456 25 20 4 1
709 Well, pardon me if well done offends you. 1.2400 0.10456 25 20 4 1
710 I find it more satisfying than candy crush 1.2400 0.08718 25 19 6 0
711 I can do well done by 42nd street 1.2400 0.11944 25 21 2 2
712 You think you're better than me 'cause you have a back yard? 1.2400 0.08718 25 19 6 0
713 Technically I'm not homeless. I'm a 'mobile downsizer' for the immediate future. 1.2400 0.10456 25 20 4 1
714 Hey, it’s the device I’m addicted to. Sue me. 1.2400 0.10456 25 20 4 1
715 Remember the rat that got on at Union Square? 1.2400 0.10456 25 20 4 1
716 I usually take work home, and today's opposite day 1.2400 0.11944 25 21 2 2
717 Some say charcoal is unnecessary, but I'm a purist. 1.2400 0.11944 25 21 2 2
718 I really don't care. Do u? 1.2400 0.11944 25 21 2 2
719 Oh, this is nothing. The guy in the next car is making the potato salad. 1.2400 0.08718 25 19 6 0
720 You can tailgate anywhere 1.2400 0.10456 25 20 4 1
721 All the charm of a food truck, none of the carbon footprint. 1.2400 0.11944 25 21 2 2
722 You'd be surprised how often people ask me that. 1.2400 0.10456 25 20 4 1
723 My gas grill is just too big. 1.2400 0.08718 25 19 6 0
724 Delays used to stress me out. Now it's taking corners." 1.2400 0.10456 25 20 4 1
725 No music, No panhandling, just steak and beer, life is good 1.2400 0.08718 25 19 6 0
726 It's vaping. 1.2400 0.10456 25 20 4 1
727 It's not like gum.......you don't have to bring some for everyone..... 1.2400 0.10456 25 20 4 1
728 I was a sous chef in the Bronx, but the commute was killing me. 1.2400 0.10456 25 20 4 1
729 I used to bring work at home. Now I do the opposite. 1.2400 0.10456 25 20 4 1
730 Since my wife and kids moved out, you people are all I've got. 1.2400 0.10456 25 20 4 1
731 If I had a tailgate, I wouldn't be ridin' the Subway now, would I? 1.2400 0.10456 25 20 4 1
732 Per your order on our app, this will be done by your next stop on this train 1.2400 0.10456 25 20 4 1
733 You asked for rare? You're gettin' rare. 1.2400 0.08718 25 19 6 0
734 It's a new reality show, "Refugee Chef" 1.2400 0.08718 25 19 6 0
735 The tar beach July 4th invitation had a BYOB - Bring Your Own Barbecue. 1.2400 0.10456 25 20 4 1
736 Because setting up a swimming pool would be impractical. 1.2400 0.10456 25 20 4 1
737 There’s a natural flavor down here you just can’t get anywhere else 1.2400 0.08718 25 19 6 0
738 Desperado dining on a train. 1.2400 0.08718 25 19 6 0
739 I live in the station, but I'm on vacation. 1.2400 0.08718 25 19 6 0
740 Rare at 33rd Street, or well done by 125th? 1.2400 0.08718 25 19 6 0
741 It tastes like chicken. And down here you have an endless supply. 1.2400 0.10456 25 20 4 1
742 How's your summer so far ? 1.2400 0.11944 25 21 2 2
743 Gas grills, bah, I'm a purist... 1.2400 0.10456 25 20 4 1
744 Then why are you in the dining car? 1.2400 0.10456 25 20 4 1
745 All meat guaranteed caught on the tracks. 1.2400 0.11944 25 21 2 2
746 The gig economy c'est moi. 1.2400 0.10456 25 20 4 1
747 You have to select pick up or delivery. 1.2400 0.10456 25 20 4 1
748 Always wanted to own a food truck ... settled with a subway car. 1.2400 0.10456 25 20 4 1
749 What, I'm not allowed to drink on the train? 1.2400 0.08718 25 19 6 0
750 I am easing my way into retirement. 1.2400 0.08718 25 19 6 0
751 It beats no tailgating at all. 1.2400 0.10456 25 20 4 1
752 My friend told me to get tinder. 1.2400 0.10456 25 20 4 1
753 Please Google proper temperature for medium rare. 1.2400 0.10456 25 20 4 1
754 No, this is my coffee, I'm not asking for money! 1.2400 0.10456 25 20 4 1
755 What, you were expecting a dining car? 1.2400 0.11944 25 21 2 2
756 That will be $1.15 extra for orders on your Ipad. 1.2400 0.11944 25 21 2 2
757 I don't know why you're surprised. This IS the 'cue train. 1.2400 0.11944 25 21 2 2
758 If you have a bun we could be friends. 1.2400 0.10456 25 20 4 1
759 They taste like chicken and down here they're all free range. 1.2400 0.11944 25 21 2 2
760 When I said “Staycation”, she said “Train Station”. 1.2400 0.08718 25 19 6 0
761 It's the latest foodie trend, the pop-under. 1.2400 0.10456 25 20 4 1
762 Wild-caught, fresh off the platform. 1.2400 0.10456 25 20 4 1
763 Excuse me, but such devices are not allowed on this train. 1.2400 0.10456 25 20 4 1
764 The weekend's not going to enjoy it's self! 1.2400 0.11944 25 21 2 2
765 What? I've used up my vacation days, so I have to celebrate summer somehow. 1.2381 0.08893 42 35 4 3
766 You can either phone in, or order online. 1.2381 0.07474 42 33 8 1
767 I only do this on the B and Q trains. 1.2353 0.10392 34 29 2 3
768 No, I didn’t ‘kill the poor thing’. It touched the third rail. 1.2353 0.08506 34 27 6 1
769 If you want it well done, you'll need to transfer to the local train. 1.2353 0.11217 34 30 0 4
770 Don’t force your suburban values on me! 1.2333 0.10376 30 25 3 2
771 You’ve got to admit it beats the usual smell. 1.2333 0.09202 30 24 5 1
772 I promised myself when I retired I'd indulge my passion for cooking and travel. 1.2333 0.09202 30 24 5 1
773 What did you think the BBQ line stood for? 1.2333 0.09202 30 24 5 1
774 I was selling these burgers on the underground until I realized that I was going down the wrong track ... 1.2333 0.09202 30 24 5 1
775 Propane Snob.... 1.2333 0.11430 30 26 1 3
776 Whatcha looking at? It's not a cigarette. 1.2333 0.09202 30 24 5 1
777 What do you mean this is the wrong subway? 1.2333 0.10376 30 25 3 2
778 If you smell something, say something. 1.2333 0.09202 30 24 5 1
779 Well sir,would you like your phone rare,medium,or well done? 1.2333 0.09202 30 24 5 1
780 Do you like it Canal Street rare, 42nd street medium, or 86 Street well? 1.2333 0.07854 30 23 7 0
781 Easy. At 42nd Street it's rare, at 28th Street it's medium, and at Union Square it's well done., 1.2333 0.09202 30 24 5 1
782 Yah, well I don’t have a back yard dude ! 1.2333 0.07854 30 23 7 0
783 By next week I'll have this whole floor covered in astro-turf... 1.2333 0.07854 30 23 7 0
784 Don't be all up in my grill. 1.2333 0.10376 30 25 3 2
785 I can't do well done - your station's too close. 1.2333 0.09202 30 24 5 1
786 How do you like your, um…steak?… 1.2333 0.10376 30 25 3 2
787 It comes out at a perfect medium-rare if you start it at Dyckman Street, flip it at 181st St., take it off at 175th St. and let it rest until City College. 1.2333 0.11430 30 26 1 3
788 What? It's after Memorial Day. 1.2333 0.10376 30 25 3 2
789 I checked -- there's no rule against barbecuing. 1.2326 0.08040 43 35 6 2
790 So, you'd rather I play an accordian? 1.2308 0.08427 26 20 6 0
791 Do you mind if I smoke? 1.2308 0.10088 26 21 4 1
792 Care for some mesquite grilled free-range vermin? 1.2308 0.10088 26 21 4 1
793 It started when I refused to mind the gap. 1.2308 0.10088 26 21 4 1
794 I'm trying to stay off of social media, so I need something to do on the commute. 1.2308 0.10088 26 21 4 1
795 Of course, it's vegan. I know my clientele! 1.2308 0.11513 26 22 2 2
796 Dude give me some space. You're all up in my grill. 1.2308 0.11513 26 22 2 2
797 That was to go? Right? 1.2308 0.10088 26 21 4 1
798 Eat in, or to go? 1.2308 0.10088 26 21 4 1
799 How the hell would I know if it was grass-fed? 1.2308 0.10088 26 21 4 1
800 You said you wanted that burger to go, right? 1.2308 0.10088 26 21 4 1
801 You both text and I grill;so what??? 1.2308 0.08427 26 20 6 0
802 I mean...something had to be done about the rat problem. 1.2308 0.12779 26 23 0 3
803 People who talk on their cell phones in public are super annoying! 1.2308 0.11513 26 22 2 2
804 Menu: Burger for consumption : $8 Burger for snapchat: $12 1.2308 0.10088 26 21 4 1
805 'Tailgating at the stadium is so overrated". 1.2308 0.12779 26 23 0 3
806 It's the only way you can bring beer onto the subway. 1.2308 0.10088 26 21 4 1
807 How do you want it? Rare, medium, or 168th Street? 1.2308 0.11513 26 22 2 2
808 What? You've never seen a subway burger before? 1.2308 0.08427 26 20 6 0
809 I would ask you to hold my beer for a minute but I see you are busy. 1.2308 0.10088 26 21 4 1
810 Wassamatta, da buhga no big enuf fah ya? 1.2308 0.08427 26 20 6 0
811 You read where this is goin? Could be your last meal. 1.2308 0.08427 26 20 6 0
812 Yeah, *that's* the smell in here. You got a problem with it? 1.2308 0.10088 26 21 4 1
813 We're running on the B-B-Q line because of signal problems 1.2308 0.11513 26 22 2 2
814 Sorry I don't serve people that use social media. 1.2308 0.08427 26 20 6 0
815 I got tired of staring at my phone all the time. 1.2308 0.10088 26 21 4 1
816 I’d like to ask you to leave. 1.2308 0.11513 26 22 2 2
817 Express or station to station? 1.2308 0.10088 26 21 4 1
818 You connect via twitter, I connect via charcoal. 1.2308 0.11513 26 22 2 2
819 It sucks when the 4th of July comes on a Wednesday. 1.2308 0.10088 26 21 4 1
820 Would you rather I masturbate? 1.2308 0.10088 26 21 4 1
821 I'm taking a stay-cation until 125th Street. 1.2308 0.11513 26 22 2 2
822 Hey, I usually have the car to myself, even at rush hour, and I end up with a good steak to boot. What's not to like? 1.2308 0.10088 26 21 4 1
823 You must be from out of town. The terrible Yelp reviews are for the guy grilling on the Lex. 1.2308 0.08427 26 20 6 0
824 This is how we deal with rush hour in Cleveland. 1.2292 0.08011 48 40 5 3
825 I know, it's weird. We're all left-handed. 1.2258 0.08932 31 25 5 1
826 So then he says, "We're going to need you to work over the holiday...". 1.2258 0.07634 31 24 7 0
827 It's my turn to cook tonight and I had to work late. 1.2258 0.08932 31 25 5 1
828 I had to go public. 1.2258 0.08932 31 25 5 1
829 I use my time more productively with this than my with iPhone. 1.2250 0.09120 40 34 3 3
830 Sorry. I'm already late for the BBQ 1.2222 0.11111 27 23 2 2
831 Well, duh, do you see anyplace to plug in an electric grill? 1.2222 0.09745 27 22 4 1
832 Medium, well or rush? 1.2222 0.11111 27 23 2 2
833 How attached are you to your cellphones? I'm outa buns. 1.2222 0.11111 27 23 2 2
834 Where do you think grilled Subway sandwiches come from? 1.2222 0.09745 27 22 4 1
835 I take Apple Pay. 1.2222 0.08153 27 21 6 0
836 I'm just saying that me asking you not to post this on Instagram would make an amazing Instagram story. 1.2222 0.08153 27 21 6 0
837 So what do you do then on your commute? 1.2222 0.09745 27 22 4 1
838 Five bars, huh? I should switch. 1.2222 0.08153 27 21 6 0
839 Sorry, we don’t take phone orders. 1.2222 0.09745 27 22 4 1
840 Wow, you get reception down here? 1.2174 0.10810 23 19 3 1
841 You know farm-to-table? I call this subway-to-grill. 1.2174 0.08794 23 18 5 0
842 I'm leading the campaign to change Stop to Stob. 1.2174 0.08794 23 18 5 0
843 Why you gotta be all up in my grill? 1.2174 0.08794 23 18 5 0
844 You folks don’t look like BBQ types 1.2174 0.08794 23 18 5 0
845 You want that medium-well or third rail black? 1.2174 0.08794 23 18 5 0
846 You want a cheaper burger, take the bus. 1.2174 0.10810 23 19 3 1
847 Four stops for medium rare. 1.2174 0.10810 23 19 3 1
848 It's fresher than Subway. 1.2174 0.10810 23 19 3 1
849 Subway? Don't they do sandwiches? 1.2174 0.10810 23 19 3 1
850 Grüber is an easy way for me to make some side cash in between auditions. 1.2174 0.10810 23 19 3 1
851 Hey, at least I’m not clipping my nails. 1.2174 0.10810 23 19 3 1
852 Wow, Grubhub is really stepping up their game 1.2174 0.08794 23 18 5 0
853 What? It’s a veggie burger. 1.2174 0.10810 23 19 3 1
854 I hope someone at the next stop has A1 1.2174 0.08794 23 18 5 0
855 I do fireworks at dusk. 1.2174 0.08794 23 18 5 0
856 S’mores are 2 cars forward, past veggie burgers. 1.2174 0.10810 23 19 3 1
857 Want a subway sandwich? 1.2174 0.12505 23 20 1 2
858 Why are you looking at me like that? That feeds you; this feeds me. 1.2174 0.10810 23 19 3 1
859 Of course it's a rat, but it's a free-range rat. 1.2174 0.12505 23 20 1 2
860 It's critical that we cook the road kill right away. 1.2174 0.10810 23 19 3 1
861 Trump University, where did you graduate from? 1.2174 0.12505 23 20 1 2
862 I am trying to stay relevant in today’s instant gratification society.” 1.2174 0.10810 23 19 3 1
863 I take Metrocards. 1.2174 0.10810 23 19 3 1
864 I like them underdone" 1.2174 0.10810 23 19 3 1
865 Don't get your hopes up - it's just my BBQ performance art: fake meat on a fake flame with a fake beer. 1.2174 0.10810 23 19 3 1
866 It's rude to talk on a cell phone on the subway. Please open the window behind you to let the smoke out. 1.2174 0.08794 23 18 5 0
867 This train will be skipping breakfast and lunch and going straight to dinner. 1.2174 0.10810 23 19 3 1
868 Making lunch on the train saves me a lot of time. 1.2174 0.10810 23 19 3 1
869 Two stops per side for medium well. 1.2174 0.10810 23 19 3 1
870 If you want it medium well, you'll have to stay on for at least another two stops. 1.2174 0.10810 23 19 3 1
871 Bun? Who said anything about a bun? 1.2174 0.10810 23 19 3 1
872 Its like Uber for drive-thrus 1.2174 0.10810 23 19 3 1
873 I can't serve medium rare - it's against FDA regulations. 1.2174 0.10810 23 19 3 1
874 No worries—it’s smokeless charcoal 1.2174 0.08794 23 18 5 0
875 I don't need to use lighter fluid down here. 1.2174 0.10810 23 19 3 1
876 Not all of us can afford a backyard. 1.2174 0.10810 23 19 3 1
877 I guess that's one way to bring home the bacon. 1.2174 0.08794 23 18 5 0
878 Deplorables. 1.2174 0.10810 23 19 3 1
879 Your wife used the BBQNOW app to order a patio party. I'll follow you home. 1.2174 0.08794 23 18 5 0
880 The wife said I needed to get out more. 1.2174 0.10810 23 19 3 1
881 Boss said I could home from work today. 1.2174 0.10810 23 19 3 1
882 I founded the original Subway restaurant. 1.2174 0.08794 23 18 5 0
883 Won't be medium rare 'til we get to Times Square. 1.2174 0.08794 23 18 5 0
884 Batali said he'll be back in five. 1.2174 0.10810 23 19 3 1
885 You want it well done, you'll need to stay on past your station. 1.2174 0.10810 23 19 3 1
886 You've got two minutes to well-done before the next stop. Medium rare might be your best bet.... 1.2174 0.10810 23 19 3 1
887 Next stop--medium. 1.2174 0.10810 23 19 3 1
888 Can you flip this for me? I'm the next stop. 1.2174 0.08794 23 18 5 0
889 They can’t fine me if they can’t find me. 1.2174 0.10810 23 19 3 1
890 Sorry, but you have to order on the website. 1.2174 0.10810 23 19 3 1
891 This way I’ve got the whole city as my backyard. 1.2174 0.10810 23 19 3 1
892 Relax - it was free range. 1.2174 0.10810 23 19 3 1
893 Well, I feel it's an idea whose time has come, know what I'm sayin'? 1.2174 0.10810 23 19 3 1
894 I’m not allowed to cook on my balcony. 1.2174 0.10810 23 19 3 1
895 The delays on this line make me miss dinner. 1.2174 0.08794 23 18 5 0
896 Yes, I am the conductor and the auto pilot is on, why are you asking? 1.2174 0.08794 23 18 5 0
897 Oh, it's safe. It's gluten free! 1.2174 0.08794 23 18 5 0
898 It all started when I told my wife I wanted dinner on the table when I got home... 1.2174 0.10810 23 19 3 1
899 We are test marketing an alternative to Subway on the subway. 1.2174 0.10810 23 19 3 1
900 My food cart is in the garage today, 1.2174 0.10810 23 19 3 1
901 this is an all new, trendy kind of patty made from 100% underground beef. 1.2174 0.08794 23 18 5 0
902 This way when I get home dinner will be ready. 1.2174 0.08794 23 18 5 0
903 How else can I drink beer on the subway? 1.2174 0.10810 23 19 3 1
904 If you want it medium well, you're going to have to ride with me to Brooklyn. 1.2174 0.10810 23 19 3 1
905 It started with a little manspreading and took off from there. 1.2174 0.12505 23 20 1 2
906 Rare 14th Street - Medium 42nd - Well Done 77th. 1.2174 0.10810 23 19 3 1
907 Yeah, I used to check email on the way to work, too. 1.2174 0.10810 23 19 3 1
908 No! I don't have a takeout menu! 1.2174 0.08794 23 18 5 0
909 Don’t judge me for grilling three days early you commie scum. 1.2174 0.10810 23 19 3 1
910 I have to admit that tailgating during the Subway Series does get a little awkward. 1.2174 0.10810 23 19 3 1
911 Not to worry. The carbon monoxide escapes when the doors open. 1.2174 0.08794 23 18 5 0
912 Rare, one stop. Medium-rare, two stops. Medium to well, three stops. 1.2174 0.10810 23 19 3 1
913 The sign says 'No Smoking', not 'No Grilling' 1.2174 0.12505 23 20 1 2
914 How da ya think Ray Croc got started ? 1.2174 0.10810 23 19 3 1
915 What? You don't like BBQ? 1.2174 0.10810 23 19 3 1
916 Personally, I much prefer cooking on the third rail. 1.2174 0.08794 23 18 5 0
917 It's my day off. 1.2174 0.10810 23 19 3 1
918 How did you do in the egg toss? 1.2174 0.10810 23 19 3 1
919 Not sure how this is more disruptive than the accordions. 1.2174 0.10810 23 19 3 1
920 You wouldn't happen to be carrying lighter fluid in that briefcase would you? 1.2174 0.10810 23 19 3 1
921 I know what you're thinking. But, don't worry. It's grass-fed. 1.2174 0.08794 23 18 5 0
922 Yeah, but watch what happens when we make a fast stop. 1.2174 0.10810 23 19 3 1
923 I was so done with the brick and mortar business model 1.2174 0.08794 23 18 5 0
924 If you want a veggie burger, you'll have to transfer to the #6 train. 1.2174 0.10810 23 19 3 1
925 Quit staring-it's not like I'm using propane. 1.2174 0.08794 23 18 5 0
926 The food truck didn't work out. 1.2174 0.10810 23 19 3 1
927 And, for dessert, app crisp. 1.2174 0.10810 23 19 3 1
928 Ketchup, mustard or our subway special sauce. 1.2174 0.08794 23 18 5 0
929 For me, it’s charcoal or nothing. 1.2174 0.10810 23 19 3 1
930 And yes, of course there is the classic choice between recently killed animal flesh and, for the squeemish, the grilled garden veggie plate. 1.2174 0.10810 23 19 3 1
931 Your burger's free if you later supply me with medical evidence of food poisoning or gastrointestinal distress related to my burgers. 1.2174 0.12505 23 20 1 2
932 I’m sorry, this is the only train going to meatpacking. 1.2174 0.08794 23 18 5 0
933 If you were me, you'd be home by now. 1.2174 0.12505 23 20 1 2
934 The App for this is Burgers on a Train.com 1.2174 0.08794 23 18 5 0
935 If I do this on the street I need a permit. 1.2174 0.12505 23 20 1 2
936 Sorry, you can’t order the express burger with local beef. 1.2174 0.10810 23 19 3 1
937 Keeping up with my Paleo diet used to be hard... 1.2174 0.08794 23 18 5 0
938 I just moved from the suburbs and I’m still adjusting. 1.2174 0.10810 23 19 3 1
939 I only get ten vacation minutes. 1.2174 0.10810 23 19 3 1
940 I'm making burgers great again! 1.2174 0.08794 23 18 5 0
941 Ya gonna Instagram this, or what? 1.2174 0.08794 23 18 5 0
942 No, this is not Subway 1.2174 0.12505 23 20 1 2
943 well you did hit the fresh burger app 1.2174 0.10810 23 19 3 1
944 Eyes on your own stuff! 1.2174 0.08794 23 18 5 0
945 Your order will be ready by the next station. 1.2174 0.08794 23 18 5 0
946 Can't beat an iPhone 8 1.2174 0.10810 23 19 3 1
947 Yep, being a White guy I could grill with a gun and I wouldn't need a permit. 1.2174 0.10810 23 19 3 1
948 Always the perfectionist, Harold found time to practise before the big weekend. 1.2174 0.08794 23 18 5 0
949 If you’re interested, I think there is a franchise available on the “G” train. I can put in a good word for you 1.2174 0.12505 23 20 1 2
950 What? I saw it on HGTV’s new show, Grilling on the Go. 1.2174 0.10810 23 19 3 1
951 Now the MTA has a whole new way to grill you. 1.2174 0.12505 23 20 1 2
952 Hey, it's better than Subway. 1.2174 0.10810 23 19 3 1
953 Pretend it’s 1984, your subway car fills with smoke and poof your cell phone disappears. Now what you gonna do? 1.2174 0.08794 23 18 5 0
954 What's the problem? I'm not black. 1.2174 0.12505 23 20 1 2
955 This is rare. 1.2174 0.10810 23 19 3 1
956 This is what it looks like when Trump makes America great again. 1.2174 0.10810 23 19 3 1
957 It's authentic tunnel-to-car dining. 1.2174 0.10810 23 19 3 1
958 I like to start my weekend a little early 1.2174 0.10810 23 19 3 1
959 You're overcooking them. 1.2174 0.08794 23 18 5 0
960 Local, or express? 1.2174 0.08794 23 18 5 0
961 Aw shoot, this seemed clever until you sat on my ketchup and bun. 1.2174 0.08794 23 18 5 0
962 Just getting in some practice before I meet with Mueller. 1.2174 0.10810 23 19 3 1
963 Nah, pizza's in the next car. 1.2174 0.12505 23 20 1 2
964 Home Depot, if it's any business of yours. Where'd that dumb-ass phone come from? 1.2174 0.10810 23 19 3 1
965 It’s subway rare, or do you want to add something to spice it up? But it’s not free and don’t give me that look on your face or you will receive it in your face buster. 1.2174 0.10810 23 19 3 1
966 Spare buns? 1.2174 0.10810 23 19 3 1
967 If you're checking, I have a B rating. 1.2174 0.08794 23 18 5 0
968 It's a Subway sandwich. 1.2174 0.12505 23 20 1 2
969 What do you mean you want it well-done--this isn't some fancy underground restaurant! 1.2174 0.10810 23 19 3 1
970 Got any buns? 1.2174 0.10810 23 19 3 1
971 Enhancing your ride. Your Transit Authority dollars at work. 1.2174 0.08794 23 18 5 0
972 You ordered the iBurger? 1.2174 0.10810 23 19 3 1
973 If you need this well done, you are going to have to stay on AT LEAST til Central Park North. 1.2174 0.08794 23 18 5 0
974 So how long are you booked for this Airbnb? 1.2174 0.08794 23 18 5 0
975 Of course we barbecue. Do you think we're 'Subway'? 1.2174 0.10810 23 19 3 1
976 Was that medium rare? 1.2174 0.08794 23 18 5 0
977 Don't look, but there's someone "manspreading" over there. 1.2174 0.10810 23 19 3 1
978 You may have thought about it-I’m living it. 1.2174 0.12505 23 20 1 2
979 Don't call the cops, I'm white. 1.2174 0.08794 23 18 5 0
980 It's not the usual thing, but I would advise choosing well-done, medium. or rare based on how distant your station is. 1.2174 0.08794 23 18 5 0
981 Now, you're actually wrong for doing that on so many levels! 1.2174 0.10810 23 19 3 1
982 So, is this one of those pop-up restaurants? 1.2174 0.12505 23 20 1 2
983 Free range prime rat. 1.2174 0.10810 23 19 3 1
984 I work for Subway. 1.2174 0.12505 23 20 1 2
985 You can bring your own food into Yankee Stadium 1.2174 0.10810 23 19 3 1
986 There's no texting on the Q Line. 1.2174 0.08794 23 18 5 0
987 Sourced? What, third rail ain't good enough for ya? 1.2174 0.08794 23 18 5 0
988 It’s like Uber, but, for meats. 1.2174 0.10810 23 19 3 1
989 It's delicious. Raised strictly on f-words and manspreaders. 1.2174 0.10810 23 19 3 1
990 ... so if the focus groups love it, the MTA and the Pest Control Bureau will roll it out wide next summer. 1.2174 0.10810 23 19 3 1
991 This is the only job Trump was able to save for me. Too much competition on the street. 1.2174 0.10810 23 19 3 1
992 Text me how you'd like your burgers. 1.2174 0.10810 23 19 3 1
993 The bank took my house, they took my car, but at least I still got my grill. 1.2174 0.08794 23 18 5 0
994 I was told this was the Flavor Town Express.... 1.2174 0.10810 23 19 3 1
995 I used to play the tuba, but this is more self-$ustaining. 1.2174 0.08794 23 18 5 0
996 Rare, medium, well done? Text me. 1.2174 0.10810 23 19 3 1
997 At 34th you can switch to the uptown D train for condiments. 1.2174 0.10810 23 19 3 1
998 Unless you’re staying on until Brooklyn Bridge, the best I can do is medium rare.... 1.2174 0.10810 23 19 3 1
999 Is this the B-B-Q train? 1.2174 0.10810 23 19 3 1
1000 If the Mountain Won't Come... 1.2174 0.08794 23 18 5 0
1001 It's a free country - for guys like me. 1.2174 0.08794 23 18 5 0
1002 What, you never seen a burner before? 1.2174 0.08794 23 18 5 0
1003 Chef begins training for the Orient Express. 1.2174 0.10810 23 19 3 1
1004 Of course I'm not cooking it over direct heat. Do I look like an idiot? 1.2174 0.10810 23 19 3 1
1005 My wife enjoys Midtown Manhattan; I prefer Long Island. This is kind of a Green Acres thing in reverse. 1.2174 0.08794 23 18 5 0
1006 The airlines nixed the idea. 1.2174 0.08794 23 18 5 0
1007 Think of it as a burnt offering. 1.2174 0.10810 23 19 3 1
1008 Well-done burgers are only sold on local trains. 1.2174 0.10810 23 19 3 1
1009 I'm going to have to ask you to leave. 1.2174 0.08794 23 18 5 0
1010 This is a new Uber service so you don' t lose any time to grab a bite while on the run! 1.2174 0.08794 23 18 5 0
1011 Of course, all my food is to go! 1.2174 0.10810 23 19 3 1
1012 Ask SIRI if she thinks you want cheese on it 1.2174 0.12505 23 20 1 2
1013 My wife says I need to unplug. 1.2174 0.10810 23 19 3 1
1014 Would you like your burger to go? 1.2174 0.08794 23 18 5 0
1015 The onions help with the subway smell. 1.2174 0.10810 23 19 3 1
1016 Food trucks can suck it. 1.2174 0.12505 23 20 1 2
1017 Food subway should do better than food truck; don’t you think? 1.2174 0.08794 23 18 5 0
1018 "Rare,medium,well done,or just for you,who cares?" 1.2174 0.10810 23 19 3 1
1019 It's ratatouille panini with metrocardia relish. 1.2174 0.08794 23 18 5 0
1020 Didn't see people scoffing when you ate that hotdog from the food truck yesterday. 1.2174 0.10810 23 19 3 1
1021 Sure it's cancerous, but it tastes so good! 1.2174 0.10810 23 19 3 1
1022 My specialty is track to table." 1.2174 0.10810 23 19 3 1
1023 Lawyer, but it tastes like chicken. 1.2174 0.10810 23 19 3 1
1024 I got the idea after reading Hemingway's "A Moveable Feast. " 1.2174 0.10810 23 19 3 1
1025 Anyone can get a food truck! 1.2174 0.08794 23 18 5 0
1026 Text your order. 1.2174 0.08794 23 18 5 0
1027 Love your wife hate your wife, I’ve got the burger for you. 1.2174 0.10810 23 19 3 1
1028 The subway's really starting to heat up. 1.2174 0.10810 23 19 3 1
1029 Given the option, why not eat fresh? 1.2174 0.08794 23 18 5 0
1030 My truck is in the shop 1.2174 0.10810 23 19 3 1
1031 SUBWAY GRILL appreciates your business. Come again soon. 1.2174 0.10810 23 19 3 1
1032 With all the household chores and looking after the kids, I really didn't have the time to cook today. Want some? 1.2174 0.10810 23 19 3 1
1033 No, you can't have a sip of my beer. Get your own. 1.2174 0.08794 23 18 5 0
1034 Jealous? 1.2174 0.10810 23 19 3 1
1035 Hey, don't give me the third degree. We all have our addictions. 1.2174 0.10810 23 19 3 1
1036 Food truck had a flat. 1.2174 0.10810 23 19 3 1
1037 Subway's expanding. 1.2174 0.08794 23 18 5 0
1038 My wife told me to "get a life." 1.2174 0.08794 23 18 5 0
1039 Sushi? You got the wrong app. 1.2174 0.08794 23 18 5 0
1040 Well the brochure did list modified dining car. 1.2174 0.08794 23 18 5 0
1041 How would you like your rat cooked? Rare, Medium or Well Done? 1.2174 0.10810 23 19 3 1
1042 It's Grill-time! 1.2174 0.10810 23 19 3 1
1043 You’ve never heard of a pop up restaurant before? 1.2174 0.08794 23 18 5 0
1044 I lost my house, not my suburban ethos. 1.2174 0.10810 23 19 3 1
1045 Relax it's a Vape Grill! 1.2174 0.10810 23 19 3 1
1046 Are you hungry for a change? It's a long ride. 1.2174 0.10810 23 19 3 1
1047 You can take a man out of the suburbs, but you can't take the suburbs out of the man. 1.2174 0.10810 23 19 3 1
1048 Do you want your burger to go? 1.2174 0.08794 23 18 5 0
1049 My landlord wouldn't allow it on the balcony. 1.2174 0.10810 23 19 3 1
1050 If you’re getting off at Rockefeller Center it’ll have to be a minute steak. 1.2174 0.10810 23 19 3 1
1051 It's the newest franchise. 1.2174 0.08794 23 18 5 0
1052 The sign says NO EATING not NO COOKING 1.2174 0.08794 23 18 5 0
1053 This is the Lex #4 Express, so your burgers will be ready before 59th Street. 1.2174 0.08794 23 18 5 0
1054 So sue me. You think everybody's got a nice big back yard in the burbs? 1.2174 0.10810 23 19 3 1
1055 He loved the IRT. This was his final wish. 1.2174 0.10810 23 19 3 1
1056 Sorry. If you’re getting off next stop it’ll have to be rare. 1.2174 0.08794 23 18 5 0
1057 I've got softball tonight so it makes to grab a bite on the train. 1.2174 0.10810 23 19 3 1
1058 I tried working from home, but I missed all the excitement of the commute. 1.2174 0.10810 23 19 3 1
1059 My apartment doesn’t allow open flames. 1.2174 0.10810 23 19 3 1
1060 You know, it's rude to be glued to your phones like that. You should really try being more present. 1.2174 0.10810 23 19 3 1
1061 This is the express. I only do medium-well on the local. 1.2174 0.10810 23 19 3 1
1062 Can’t do well-done on the express, pal, you have to get on the local for that. 1.2174 0.08794 23 18 5 0
1063 Make it rare I get off at 57th street! 1.2174 0.10810 23 19 3 1
1064 The two of you might think about getting a real hobby. 1.2174 0.10810 23 19 3 1
1065 77th Street? Best I can do is medium-rare for ya! 1.2174 0.10810 23 19 3 1
1066 At least I’m not clipping my toenails. 1.2174 0.10810 23 19 3 1
1067 Friday's Mahi Mahi. 1.2174 0.12505 23 20 1 2
1068 I always bring my lunch. 1.2174 0.10810 23 19 3 1
1069 Before ya get da house wine pairing, dis here is what ya call your amuse-bouche. On me. What the hell, right? 1.2174 0.10810 23 19 3 1
1070 We only serve it to-go. 1.2174 0.10810 23 19 3 1
1071 Did you call an Uber Eats? 1.2174 0.08794 23 18 5 0
1072 Low overhead 1.2174 0.08794 23 18 5 0
1073 My kid’s school really needs the money.” 1.2174 0.10810 23 19 3 1
1074 42nd street is rare. For Medium you got to go to Harlem. 1.2174 0.08794 23 18 5 0
1075 What are you having? 1.2174 0.08794 23 18 5 0
1076 What? Some people like their Subways warmed up. 1.2174 0.08794 23 18 5 0
1077 I’m not a pan handler. 1.2174 0.10810 23 19 3 1
1078 I used to make good money until TSA wised up. 1.2174 0.12505 23 20 1 2
1079 This grill is on fire! 1.2174 0.10810 23 19 3 1
1080 I kill two birds with one stone. Then I grill them. 1.2174 0.10810 23 19 3 1
1081 You realize, of course, their being no service down here , I am the only one not feigning productivity. 1.2143 0.09424 28 23 4 1
1082 Relax, it’s charcoal! 1.2143 0.08018 42 35 5 2
1083 49th rare, 7th well done. 1.2121 0.10442 33 29 1 3
1084 It’s fathers day somewhere 1.2083 0.08468 24 19 5 0
1085 Oh, put your phone away. The sign doesn't say anything about grilling! 1.2083 0.10389 24 20 3 1
1086 Hey pal. This is the subway. No t-bones. 1.2083 0.10389 24 20 3 1
1087 Talk about “subway fresh...” 1.2083 0.10389 24 20 3 1
1088 Hello. Welcome to Subway. 1.2083 0.12007 24 21 1 2
1089 Order the next one anyway you like it from Just Like Dad's on Amazon. 1.2083 0.12007 24 21 1 2
1090 The grilling and the beer help to mask the taste of the poison. 1.2083 0.10389 24 20 3 1
1091 Getting a head start on the weekend. 1.2083 0.08468 24 19 5 0
1092 Welcome to the IRT company picnic.. 1.2083 0.08468 24 19 5 0
1093 It's that kind of day. No time for lunch. 1.2083 0.08468 24 19 5 0
1094 The doctor will see you once you've had two hot dogs so that your lipid levels will rise alarmingly 1.2083 0.10389 24 20 3 1
1095 It's my new fast food idea. Go on, give me a Yelp review. 1.2083 0.10389 24 20 3 1
1096 Yes. Most of the burgers are on the rare side. 1.2083 0.10389 24 20 3 1
1097 Because there's no gas hook-up in here, that's why. 1.2083 0.10389 24 20 3 1
1098 The whole food truck scene was getting really old. 1.2083 0.08468 24 19 5 0
1099 Summer weather is better down here... 1.2083 0.08468 24 19 5 0
1100 I know, mesquite lump charcoal was a gamechanger for me, too. 1.2083 0.10389 24 20 3 1
1101 Whaddaya think you’re better than me? 1.2083 0.10389 24 20 3 1
1102 At least I can keep my tips here. 1.2083 0.08468 24 19 5 0
1103 Like you've never seen a subway sandwich before? 1.2083 0.10389 24 20 3 1
1104 Hey, #howdidyounavigatethegap? is trending. 1.2083 0.10389 24 20 3 1
1105 Pop-up store for instahotdog.com. On line 6 only until 11/21. 1.2083 0.10389 24 20 3 1
1106 Why, yes, this is the deluxe dining car. 1.2083 0.08468 24 19 5 0
1107 Out of all the things in the world right now, this is what catches your eye? 1.2083 0.08468 24 19 5 0
1108 It makes too much smoke in my backyard. 1.2083 0.10389 24 20 3 1
1109 I started with a food truck, now I’ve moved up to a food train! 1.2083 0.08468 24 19 5 0
1110 I came to rely on my phone too much, so I gave it up. Say, could one of you Google medium temp for a burger? 1.2083 0.10389 24 20 3 1
1111 If you wanted that well-done, you should have taken the local. 1.2083 0.08468 24 19 5 0
1112 It's a therapy grill. 1.2083 0.10389 24 20 3 1
1113 You have opened the Hologram Barbecue App. 1.2083 0.08468 24 19 5 0
1114 How rude of me, did you want some? 1.2083 0.08468 24 19 5 0
1115 If anyone can find it in their heart to donate some beef, chicken, or even pork, any amount is appreciated. 1.2083 0.10389 24 20 3 1
1116 If you like this dumpling, you will love my website. 1.2083 0.10389 24 20 3 1
1117 He looked at the fireman and then he said, We’re going to reach Frisco but we’ll all be dead. 1.2083 0.10389 24 20 3 1
1118 If you want it well done you'll have to stay on until 116th Street. 1.2083 0.08468 24 19 5 0
1119 Now this is what I call "manspreading" 1.2083 0.12007 24 21 1 2
1120 When shall we three meat again? 1.2083 0.10389 24 20 3 1
1121 I prefer to call it "spatulahandling" 1.2083 0.08468 24 19 5 0
1122 I’m feeling rather conflicted about my retirement. 1.2083 0.08468 24 19 5 0
1123 The MTA exhaust fumes provide a certain je ne sais quoi. 1.2083 0.10389 24 20 3 1
1124 She kept the house but I got the BBQ 1.2083 0.12007 24 21 1 2
1125 It's a long commute, and I get hungry. 1.2083 0.10389 24 20 3 1
1126 You wouldn't happen to have a plate, would you? 1.2083 0.08468 24 19 5 0
1127 Health inspectors can't find me if I'm on the move! 1.2083 0.08468 24 19 5 0
1128 What were you expecting -a subway sandwich? 1.2083 0.10389 24 20 3 1
1129 Next time I’m bringing veggie burgers. I’m starting to get funny looks. 1.2083 0.10389 24 20 3 1
1130 Look, you didn't have to take the Q train. 1.2083 0.10389 24 20 3 1
1131 Uuh, so who's manning the controls? 1.2083 0.10389 24 20 3 1
1132 Sure it's burned to a crisp, but it's only ten bucks! 1.2083 0.10389 24 20 3 1
1133 The burgers will be ready about 3 stops from now. 1.2083 0.08468 24 19 5 0
1134 And when I am done cooking, its indoor fireworks time. 1.2083 0.10389 24 20 3 1
1135 Not up for burgers? If you change at 59th Street, the 7th Avenue line's got half-smokes and the Lexington Ave is doing a fish fry. 1.2083 0.10389 24 20 3 1
1136 You have to order through the App. 1.2083 0.12007 24 21 1 2
1137 This is taking manspreading to a new level. 1.2083 0.10389 24 20 3 1
1138 Rare, medium or thermonuclear? 1.2083 0.10389 24 20 3 1
1139 This is just a little extra service from Meals on Wheels. 1.2083 0.10389 24 20 3 1
1140 Thanks for not man-spreading, and giving me room. 1.2083 0.10389 24 20 3 1
1141 B Train Slider? With or Without the GCS Stop? 1.2083 0.08468 24 19 5 0
1142 I’m saving to get a truck 1.2083 0.08468 24 19 5 0
1143 I'm about to manspread some ketchup on it. 1.2083 0.08468 24 19 5 0
1144 You didn't mind the break dancers or the guy selling meth, but this you object to? 1.2083 0.08468 24 19 5 0
1145 Food Trucks are done man. Food Way is the future. 1.2083 0.08468 24 19 5 0
1146 Does that happen to have a starter fluid app on it? 1.2083 0.10389 24 20 3 1
1147 You have to take the #1 if you want tacos 1.2083 0.10389 24 20 3 1
1148 It's so hot down here I can grill without fuel. 1.2083 0.10389 24 20 3 1
1149 Actually, I'm just visiting from the suburbs. 1.2083 0.08468 24 19 5 0
1150 $5 and you can tell me what I'm doing wrong, if you make it $10 you can also flip the burger 1.2083 0.10389 24 20 3 1
1151 15 minutes ago this guy was crawling right where you’re sitting. It doesn’t get any fresher than that. 1.2083 0.10389 24 20 3 1
1152 I was riding a train one day and got hankering for fresh burger, and so here we are. 1.2083 0.10389 24 20 3 1
1153 Do you think this strikes the right note of middle aged whimsy? 1.2083 0.10389 24 20 3 1
1154 I'm part of the get to know Trump voters outreach program. 1.2083 0.10389 24 20 3 1
1155 My permit? It’s anarchy, sir. 1.2083 0.10389 24 20 3 1
1156 My food truck is in the repair shop 1.2083 0.10389 24 20 3 1
1157 Using the third rail didn't give it the same flavor as charcoal 1.2083 0.08468 24 19 5 0
1158 Why the train? I got kicked off the platform. 1.2083 0.10389 24 20 3 1
1159 There’s less competition down here... 1.2083 0.08468 24 19 5 0
1160 You'll have to put your phones away. New York Transit has subway dining standards. 1.2069 0.07655 29 23 6 0
1161 Are you sure that it will be ready by 59th Street? 1.2059 0.08208 34 28 5 1
1162 Fast food anyone? 1.2059 0.07039 34 27 7 0
1163 What? 1.2051 0.07510 39 32 6 1
1164 It's the new EPA regs for your breakfast convenience! 1.2041 0.07131 49 41 6 2
1165 I thought you said you wanted it ‘to go?’ 1.2000 0.10000 25 21 3 1
1166 We have moved on from manspreading to lamb spreading 1.2000 0.10000 25 21 3 1
1167 I work at home. 1.2000 0.10000 25 21 3 1
1168 I suppose wearing an apron on the subway looks a bit odd? 1.2000 0.10000 25 21 3 1
1169 Because the rent is too damn high. 1.2000 0.08165 25 20 5 0
1170 You might say I'm well trained. 1.2000 0.08841 30 25 4 1
1171 Do I show up to your place of work and judge you? 1.2000 0.10000 25 21 3 1
1172 They told me to take the B express to the B local one stop and transfer to the Q. 1.2000 0.08165 25 20 5 0
1173 There is never a time not to barbecue. You want a cold drink? 1.2000 0.08165 25 20 5 0
1174 I gotta find some more meat. Would you watch this for just a minute? 1.2000 0.06860 35 28 7 0
1175 It should be perfectly medium-rare by the 57th Street stop. 1.2000 0.10000 25 21 3 1
1176 It’s the train’s emergency steak. 1.2000 0.10000 25 21 3 1
1177 I find them under the seats. Why? 1.2000 0.10000 25 21 3 1
1178 Which one of you ordered the tube steak from Amazon Prime? 1.2000 0.08165 25 20 5 0
1179 Do you want flies with that? 1.2000 0.07521 45 38 5 2
1180 Hey pal... Mind your own business. 1.2000 0.09873 35 31 1 3
1181 No matter how I cook it, it's rare. 1.1935 0.08575 31 26 4 1
1182 Harold quits his subway saxophone job to follow his dream of bringing free range, grass fed beef burgers to time compromised commuters. 1.1905 0.11168 21 18 2 1
1183 For well done,you gotta ride to at least 145 . 1.1905 0.08781 21 17 4 0
1184 Here on this car it's always the 4th of July. 1.1905 0.11168 21 18 2 1
1185 The app says I select the sauce tab when we hit 34 st. 1.1905 0.11168 21 18 2 1
1186 Subterrranean subs sell for more. 1.1905 0.13128 21 19 0 2
1187 What? You'd prefer Pizza Rat's leftovers? 1.1905 0.11168 21 18 2 1
1188 Spare any change for a burger? 1.1905 0.11168 21 18 2 1
1189 That's right, I'm taking manspreading to the next level. You got a problem with that? 1.1905 0.08781 21 17 4 0
1190 I'm a little out of date on my subway app, beer app and BBQ app. Would you download them for a burger? 1.1905 0.11168 21 18 2 1
1191 'You can order online, buddy.' 1.1905 0.11168 21 18 2 1
1192 How do you want that cooked: first-stop, second-stop or end-of-the-line? 1.1905 0.08781 21 17 4 0
1193 No, it's not a rat. 1.1905 0.11168 21 18 2 1
1194 I hope you like it rare as your station is next! 1.1905 0.08781 21 17 4 0
1195 Hemingway, of course. 1.1905 0.11168 21 18 2 1
1196 It’s the hottest new app! 1.1905 0.08781 21 17 4 0
1197 Looks like I won’t be getting out to the Hampton’s this summer.” 1.1905 0.11168 21 18 2 1
1198 You have no idea how many fellas look at me like that. Next thing you know, I’m grilling their smartphone juuuust the way they like it. 1.1905 0.08781 21 17 4 0
1199 I like to finish it on the third rail -- really seals in the flavor. 1.1905 0.11168 21 18 2 1
1200 Fried falafel in the subway. Try it - it's a New York specialty! 1.1905 0.08781 21 17 4 0
1201 Do you prefer your filth rare or well done? 1.1905 0.08781 21 17 4 0
1202 I'm training for a BBQ cook-off. 1.1905 0.08781 21 17 4 0
1203 This train will now run Express stops to Connecticut. 1.1905 0.11168 21 18 2 1
1204 If you want to get better apps on your commute, first you have to board the Q train. 1.1905 0.11168 21 18 2 1
1205 What's your beef with my tofu? 1.1905 0.11168 21 18 2 1
1206 It's just charcoal ever since they banned my smoker. 1.1905 0.08781 21 17 4 0
1207 My car's at the shop 1.1905 0.11168 21 18 2 1
1208 We’ll be serving barbecue in business class today. 1.1905 0.11168 21 18 2 1
1209 And I suppose YOU have a backyard in New York City?? 1.1905 0.08781 21 17 4 0
1210 Sure, I can cook and look at the same time. 1.1905 0.11168 21 18 2 1
1211 Solves my two problems: homelessness and unemployment! 1.1905 0.11168 21 18 2 1
1212 I'm new at being homeless. 1.1905 0.08781 21 17 4 0
1213 I'm thinking about a group selfie, but outdoor lighting is more flattering. 1.1905 0.11168 21 18 2 1
1214 If you’re getting off at Soho, it’ll have to be medium-rare. 1.1905 0.11168 21 18 2 1
1215 No, I don't have an app, but I do have ketchup packets. 1.1905 0.11168 21 18 2 1
1216 It's called 'MAGAspreading' and it's here to stay. 1.1905 0.11168 21 18 2 1
1217 It's the open-door mugginess and a/c combo that gives it that special taste." 1.1905 0.08781 21 17 4 0
1218 You'll have to take it rare; you're the next stop. 1.1905 0.08781 21 17 4 0
1219 Oh wow, I've always wanted one of those! 1.1905 0.11168 21 18 2 1
1220 This way I add 2 hours to every weekend. 1.1905 0.11168 21 18 2 1
1221 Please, no cell phone use in line. 1.1905 0.08781 21 17 4 0
1222 Location, location, location. So, here I am. 1.1905 0.08781 21 17 4 0
1223 Don’cha love the smell of lithium in the morning? 1.1905 0.11168 21 18 2 1
1224 No... I still haven’t returned.... 1.1905 0.08781 21 17 4 0
1225 It’s called a ‘working weekend.” Boss couldn’t spring for a working vacation. 1.1905 0.11168 21 18 2 1
1226 Almost got this 4 day work week down. 1.1905 0.08781 21 17 4 0
1227 I'm blazing a trail. 1.1905 0.08781 21 17 4 0
1228 It’s the MTA’s way of saying “Nothing is getting fixed anytime soon." 1.1905 0.11168 21 18 2 1
1229 Now you know why it always smells like hotdogs in the subway. 1.1905 0.08781 21 17 4 0
1230 No, I do not have any Grey Poupon. 1.1905 0.08781 21 17 4 0
1231 Straphanger steak. Well-done. 1.1905 0.08781 21 17 4 0
1232 Don’t tell me you forgot the buns! 1.1905 0.08781 21 17 4 0
1233 How would you like your burger -- rare, medium, or terminal? 1.1905 0.08781 21 17 4 0
1234 You read your email, I choose to relax on my commute. 1.1905 0.11168 21 18 2 1
1235 Yeh, the sign says 'no eating,' but nuthin' about 'no cooking.' 1.1905 0.08781 21 17 4 0
1236 MTA is providing hot-food concessions and addressing the vermin problem all at once. Meatball? 1.1905 0.08781 21 17 4 0
1237 Food trucks are so 2016, you know? 1.1905 0.11168 21 18 2 1
1238 I launched the U-BER-B-Q app this morning, went public at noon and will be selling out to a private equity firm at the next station. 1.1905 0.11168 21 18 2 1
1239 For a great rotisserie, visit me on Wednesdays at the turnstiles. 1.1905 0.08781 21 17 4 0
1240 The soda ain't cold but it's only a buck. 1.1905 0.08781 21 17 4 0
1241 And then they said my personal life is affecting my work. 1.1905 0.08781 21 17 4 0
1242 It's hamburger that's been isolated. 1.1905 0.11168 21 18 2 1
1243 Sorry, I'm just a cook in training 1.1905 0.11168 21 18 2 1
1244 Ever heard of "terroir"? 1.1905 0.11168 21 18 2 1
1245 Don't like it? Next time take a A line instead of the BBQ. 1.1905 0.08781 21 17 4 0
1246 Like this is most shocking thing you've seen on the subway 1.1905 0.08781 21 17 4 0
1247 Whaaat , It's kosher! 1.1905 0.08781 21 17 4 0
1248 Mind the spread 1.1905 0.11168 21 18 2 1
1249 It's part of the city's rat recycling program. 1.1905 0.11168 21 18 2 1
1250 I turn grills on. 1.1905 0.07800 42 36 4 2
1251 Just order from my ap. 1.1905 0.11168 21 18 2 1
1252 Is this the express train to Bridgehampton? 1.1905 0.13128 21 19 0 2
1253 You get off when? No problem, rare'll be ready in two stops. 1.1905 0.11168 21 18 2 1
1254 It's below-ground beef. 1.1905 0.11168 21 18 2 1
1255 I'm part of the MTA's Dine and Dash program. 1.1905 0.08781 21 17 4 0
1256 What? It's my side hustle. 1.1905 0.11168 21 18 2 1
1257 There's no smoking in here, so medium-well is probably pushing it. 1.1905 0.11168 21 18 2 1
1258 It's 100% vegan, though 1.1905 0.08781 21 17 4 0
1259 Our co-op has a no-barbecue rule. 1.1905 0.11168 21 18 2 1
1260 Barbecue and beer are the only signs of summer given my three jobs. 1.1905 0.08781 21 17 4 0
1261 Closet tailgaters, right? 1.1905 0.08781 21 17 4 0
1262 Here or to go? 1.1905 0.08781 21 17 4 0
1263 I’ll have time to make yours well done if we get another delay. 1.1905 0.11168 21 18 2 1
1264 Haven't ya heard of a club car? 1.1905 0.08781 21 17 4 0
1265 I only have time to multi-task. 1.1905 0.11168 21 18 2 1
1266 Why am I doing this? Because the genie heard kingsford day. 1.1905 0.11168 21 18 2 1
1267 The MTA started selling bbq rats to fix the signals and upgrade the tracks. 1.1905 0.11168 21 18 2 1
1268 It was the featured recipe in last month's "Subway Today" summer issue. 1.1905 0.11168 21 18 2 1
1269 Can you shout out 'Yes, Chef!' every time I say something to you? 1.1905 0.08781 21 17 4 0
1270 The cooler is coming at the next stop. While you're waiting, medium rare or well done? 1.1905 0.11168 21 18 2 1
1271 A nice burger on the IRT to go with your Facebook feed...life is good. You want fries with that? 1.1905 0.11168 21 18 2 1
1272 Where's it from? Right here. Tastes just like chicken. 1.1905 0.11168 21 18 2 1
1273 Finally a subway performer I can get behind! 1.1905 0.08781 21 17 4 0
1274 Hey! Have you never seen a bar-b-que grill on a subway car before? 1.1905 0.11168 21 18 2 1
1275 If we let it cook until the next stop, it will certainly be well done. 1.1905 0.11168 21 18 2 1
1276 Pardon me, do you happen to have any Poupon™? 1.1905 0.11168 21 18 2 1
1277 You ever wonder where all the rats go after they’re dead? You ever wonder how the homeless are kept fed? 1.1875 0.08325 32 27 4 1
1278 We're getting a wiffle ball game going on the F Train if you're interested. 1.1852 0.10725 27 24 1 2
1279 I am going to make a truly authentic Subway Sandwich! 1.1818 0.10683 22 19 2 1
1280 Well done, medium or underground? 1.1818 0.08417 22 18 4 0
1281 I'll retrieve and prepare the rat before you get off — tell everyone at the office you were on a safari. 1.1818 0.10683 22 19 2 1
1282 Yeah, I have a lot more free time since I got rid of my smart phone. 1.1818 0.08417 22 18 4 0
1283 The rats are locally sourced, cage free, and I only use the gluten free discarded pizza crusts for the buns. 1.1818 0.10683 22 19 2 1
1284 Samsung S9 I see. Good choice. A lot cheaper than an iPhone X, the camera’s just as good and you have longer battery life. Now I would give the iPhone an edge as far as the display goes... 1.1818 0.08089 33 28 4 1
1285 I only eat what I kill 1.1818 0.08417 22 18 4 0
1286 For well done you'll have to wait until 125th 1.1818 0.10683 22 19 2 1
1287 Keeps my business moving 1.1818 0.08417 22 18 4 0
1288 You want cheese on that? 1.1818 0.12547 22 20 0 2
1289 Today is Sunday, right? 1.1818 0.10683 22 19 2 1
1290 Emotional support animals are my specialty. 1.1818 0.10683 22 19 2 1
1291 My weiner has a first name, its: M-I-N-D-Y-O-U-R-O-W-N-B-U-S-I-N-E-S-S 1.1818 0.10683 22 19 2 1
1292 What, you haven't heard of the latest barbecue app? 1.1818 0.08417 22 18 4 0
1293 All our meat is locally sourced. 1.1818 0.10683 22 19 2 1
1294 You do you... 1.1818 0.08417 22 18 4 0
1295 Technically, I have locations all over town. 1.1818 0.10683 22 19 2 1
1296 Look, just like Trump with Twitter, I'm an emotionally weak person and I cannot function for one waking minute without my grill. 1.1818 0.10683 22 19 2 1
1297 I’m conducting a racial acceptance social experiment. 1.1818 0.08417 22 18 4 0
1298 We need a good Yelp review. Everything's riding on it. 1.1818 0.10683 22 19 2 1
1299 So I started doing this just to earn a couple bucks but I just fell in love with it. 1.1818 0.08417 22 18 4 0
1300 Rat briquette, buddy? 1.1818 0.08417 22 18 4 0
1301 What about carbon monoxide? 1.1818 0.10683 22 19 2 1
1302 This is the BMT,not the BBQ. 1.1818 0.08417 22 18 4 0
1303 My wife said I had to get another hobby. 1.1818 0.08417 22 18 4 0
1304 I make the best burgers under Earth! 1.1818 0.10683 22 19 2 1
1305 I’m selling franchises. You interested? 1.1818 0.10683 22 19 2 1
1306 Three hours for a table in Brooklyn, that's why. 1.1818 0.08417 22 18 4 0
1307 We are taking to-go to a whole new level. 1.1818 0.12547 22 20 0 2
1308 The Mets aren't worth the cost of the parking spot to tailgate. 1.1818 0.10683 22 19 2 1
1309 My other grill is an Echelon Diamond E790s 1.1818 0.10683 22 19 2 1
1310 This one is called my ''Better than staring at your cellphone" burger. 1.1818 0.08417 22 18 4 0
1311 This is the B line, not the BBQ line. 1.1818 0.10683 22 19 2 1
1312 I like to start the weekend early. 1.1818 0.08417 22 18 4 0
1313 You wouldn’t happen to have a bun and some condiments in that briefcase would you? 1.1818 0.08417 22 18 4 0
1314 Honestly, people are so absorbed in their phones that you're the first person to notice. 1.1818 0.08417 22 18 4 0
1315 Nothing good on facebook? 1.1818 0.08417 22 18 4 0
1316 I can never get home in time for dinner. 1.1818 0.10683 22 19 2 1
1317 It’s our new Farm-to-F-Train concept. 1.1818 0.08417 22 18 4 0
1318 Stand clear of the grilling franks, please. 1.1818 0.08417 22 18 4 0
1319 So medium rare is good for you or? 1.1818 0.08417 22 18 4 0
1320 What, you expect me to barbeque in my studio apartment? 1.1818 0.08417 22 18 4 0
1321 Today I'm pulling out all the stops. 1.1818 0.08417 22 18 4 0
1322 It's only until the infrastructure is fixed. 1.1818 0.10683 22 19 2 1
1323 You can pick up the salad at 23rd Street. 1.1818 0.08417 22 18 4 0
1324 Talking on a cellphone in the subway is prohibited 1.1818 0.10683 22 19 2 1
1325 Yes. We booked a reservation online well in advance to guarantee that we had the Chef’s table. 1.1818 0.08417 22 18 4 0
1326 This is the real subway sandwich. 1.1818 0.10683 22 19 2 1
1327 Its my last one, you can have it for 2 bucks. 1.1818 0.10683 22 19 2 1
1328 You have your distractions, I have mine. 1.1818 0.08417 22 18 4 0
1329 It's a soft drink, it doesn't have to be in a bag 1.1818 0.08417 22 18 4 0
1330 I can only do medium-rare unless you're going uptown. 1.1818 0.08417 22 18 4 0
1331 Today’s special is Phlegmish. 1.1818 0.08417 22 18 4 0
1332 Can I interest you in a rat burger pal? 1.1818 0.08417 22 18 4 0
1333 No way! Well done steaks carry carcinogens, far too dangerous! 1.1818 0.08417 22 18 4 0
1334 Better make it medium rare, I'm getting off next stop. 1.1818 0.08417 22 18 4 0
1335 Burger's Ready! My kind of news feed. The kind I'm feeding on. 1.1818 0.08417 22 18 4 0
1336 Lucky you! Today is the first day of our meal service for our eight hour crosss town train ride. 1.1818 0.12547 22 20 0 2
1337 You feed on social media, I feed on BBQ! 1.1818 0.08417 22 18 4 0
1338 Actually not that rare. 1.1818 0.08417 22 18 4 0
1339 Think you could tear your eyes away from your phones long enough to tell me how you'd like your burgers done?" 1.1818 0.08417 22 18 4 0
1340 Gotta compete with Subway somehow. 1.1818 0.08417 22 18 4 0
1341 I’m just tired of writing letters to the Metropolitan Transportation Authority about the number of times their track delays have made me late for supper. 1.1818 0.10683 22 19 2 1
1342 Two more stops for medium-rare. 1.1818 0.10683 22 19 2 1
1343 I get hassled on the A, but on two trains they let me be: B, Q 1.1818 0.12547 22 20 0 2
1344 Just because I’m a cook doesn’t mean I don’t sometimes take my work home. 1.1818 0.08417 22 18 4 0
1345 Hot dogs? Two cars up. 1.1818 0.10683 22 19 2 1
1346 Y'all aren't from Texas, are you. 1.1818 0.10683 22 19 2 1
1347 You celebrate your way. I’ll celebrate mine. 1.1818 0.08417 22 18 4 0
1348 AirBMT 1.1818 0.08417 22 18 4 0
1349 It's not just for trucks anymore. 1.1818 0.08417 22 18 4 0
1350 For those of us trapped in the city this summer I am hoping to evoke memories of barbecues by the lake. 1.1818 0.08417 22 18 4 0
1351 My wife loves it when I bring work home. 1.1818 0.08417 22 18 4 0
1352 Hey....I'd like to be working in Wall Street too! 1.1818 0.08417 22 18 4 0
1353 The MTA promised they would eliminate the rats. 1.1818 0.10683 22 19 2 1
1354 I'm starting a Subway burger franchise. You want in? 1.1818 0.12547 22 20 0 2
1355 I couldn't afford a food truck; so I thought this is the next best thing. 1.1818 0.08417 22 18 4 0
1356 Larry on the B line is the only guy that does salmon. 1.1818 0.08417 22 18 4 0
1357 What I'd really like is to get a swimming pool in here. 1.1818 0.10683 22 19 2 1
1358 Can I have it well done by the Times Square stop? 1.1818 0.10683 22 19 2 1
1359 It's so New York ya know: The one time I need to stand is the one time the train's almost empty. 1.1818 0.10683 22 19 2 1
1360 ’Excuse me, I’m looking for the smoking car and then the dining car. 1.1818 0.08417 22 18 4 0
1361 Sorry, the wife’s been grilling me on the smell. 1.1818 0.10683 22 19 2 1
1362 How well done? Lexington Avenue or 96th Street 1.1818 0.08417 22 18 4 0
1363 No, I don't take text orders. But if you'd like to talk to me... 1.1818 0.10683 22 19 2 1
1364 Who parked this train on my patio? 1.1818 0.10683 22 19 2 1
1365 Like Einstein said, to the transit cops standing on the platforms, I'm only making a salad. 1.1818 0.08417 22 18 4 0
1366 By clicking "Accept" or by continuing to ride in this train, you agree to this use of cookies in the train. 1.1818 0.12547 22 20 0 2
1367 You thought I just slept on the train? No,I live here. 1.1818 0.08417 22 18 4 0
1368 What do you want on your briefcase? 1.1818 0.08417 22 18 4 0
1369 NYCTA is offering fast food between Crown Heights and Franklin Ave. 1.1818 0.08417 22 18 4 0
1370 I thought this was the BBQ train 1.1818 0.08417 22 18 4 0
1371 Well, if smoke bothers you, why'd you sit in the barbeque car? 1.1818 0.08417 22 18 4 0
1372 You gotta beef wit me 'cause I'm fixin' my breakfast on the express, or 'cause I'm having barbecue for breakfast? 1.1818 0.10683 22 19 2 1
1373 What, you want a brat! This is NYC not Wisconsin.... 1.1818 0.08417 22 18 4 0
1374 Don't complain, we transfer to the bus at 149th." 1.1818 0.10683 22 19 2 1
1375 Yes...but it's "organic "mystery meat. 1.1818 0.08417 22 18 4 0
1376 What, are you jealous of my social skills? 1.1818 0.10683 22 19 2 1
1377 What do you do on your staycation? 1.1818 0.08417 22 18 4 0
1378 Kickstarter...Fully funded. 1.1818 0.10683 22 19 2 1
1379 If you want it well done, it will have to wait until Grand Central 1.1818 0.08417 22 18 4 0
1380 Do you have the time? 1.1818 0.08417 22 18 4 0
1381 Well Done... Are You Kidding me! I'm Getting off at the next stop. 1.1818 0.08417 22 18 4 0
1382 Apparently the slogan "subway; eat fresh" is taken, so I'm going with "snacks on tracks" for now. 1.1818 0.08417 22 18 4 0
1383 I find it more relaxing and less violent than Fortnite. 1.1818 0.08417 22 18 4 0
1384 How do you want that cooked? Burnside, Grand Central, or Wall? 1.1818 0.08417 22 18 4 0
1385 The great outdoors never appealed to me that much. 1.1818 0.08417 22 18 4 0
1386 You couldnt find a better place to grill? 1.1818 0.10683 22 19 2 1
1387 It beats the grilling I get at home. 1.1818 0.08417 22 18 4 0
1388 For medium rare, I flip at 59th Street 1.1818 0.08417 22 18 4 0
1389 I've raised the concept of 'staycation' to a whole new level! 1.1818 0.10683 22 19 2 1
1390 Look, between work, commuting, ballet and soccer for the kids, I have to maximize my time as best I can. 1.1818 0.08417 22 18 4 0
1391 Damnit, I forgot the buns again. 1.1818 0.10683 22 19 2 1
1392 Smoked knish? 1.1818 0.08417 22 18 4 0
1393 For five bucks I can have one ready for you by 42nd st. 1.1818 0.10683 22 19 2 1
1394 Can you take over, Bud? I've got a train to run. 1.1818 0.10683 22 19 2 1
1395 Food trucks are a thing of the past. 1.1818 0.08417 22 18 4 0
1396 I don't have a yard. What's your problem? 1.1818 0.08417 22 18 4 0
1397 Track of lamb. 1.1818 0.08417 22 18 4 0
1398 Usually nobody notices; there' too busy with their cell phones. 1.1818 0.10683 22 19 2 1
1399 Funny, I've been doing this for weeks. Amazingly, this is the first time you have even noticed me. 1.1818 0.08417 22 18 4 0
1400 Food trucks are out; this is the next big thing. 1.1818 0.10683 22 19 2 1
1401 This looks worse than it tastes. 1.1818 0.08417 22 18 4 0
1402 It's showtime! 1.1818 0.10683 22 19 2 1
1403 The express doesn't run on Sunday. 1.1818 0.08417 22 18 4 0
1404 No, this doesn't violate No Smoking. 1.1818 0.10683 22 19 2 1
1405 Oh, like I’m the reason you couldn’t hear the conductor. 1.1818 0.08417 22 18 4 0
1406 It's my new iQ. 1.1818 0.10683 22 19 2 1
1407 Mark Bittman says the best way to grill coal is underground 1.1818 0.10683 22 19 2 1
1408 I'll be here every day between 10 and 2. 1.1818 0.08417 22 18 4 0
1409 No mosquitoes in here. 1.1818 0.10683 22 19 2 1
1410 I just bought the Brooklyn Subway franchise". 1.1818 0.08417 22 18 4 0
1411 I prefer making my own subway sandwiches. 1.1818 0.08417 22 18 4 0
1412 Everything's third-rail precooked. I just warm it up. 1.1818 0.10683 22 19 2 1
1413 It's not smoke. It's vapor 1.1818 0.10683 22 19 2 1
1414 Don't be gettin' all up in my grill! 1.1818 0.10683 22 19 2 1
1415 You’ve never seen a homeless man have a backyard bbq? 1.1818 0.10683 22 19 2 1
1416 You want your rat blackened? 1.1818 0.08417 22 18 4 0
1417 Wow... all those fare hikes did lead to increased services. Who knew? 1.1818 0.10683 22 19 2 1
1418 Hey, this way it's ready when I get home. 1.1818 0.10683 22 19 2 1
1419 Well, it was either this or my breakdance routine. 1.1818 0.08417 22 18 4 0
1420 Hey man, get out of my grill! 1.1818 0.10683 22 19 2 1
1421 What? Not everyone can afford their own food truck. 1.1818 0.08417 22 18 4 0
1422 Burgers are almost ready! Drinks are in the garage if anyone's thirsty. 1.1818 0.10683 22 19 2 1
1423 It's called the iGrill. 1.1818 0.10683 22 19 2 1
1424 Hey, that's weird - you get reception down here? 1.1818 0.08417 22 18 4 0
1425 And that wasn’t even the weirdest thing I saw on my way to work. 1.1818 0.08417 22 18 4 0
1426 Do you know how much a backyard costs in this city? 1.1818 0.08417 22 18 4 0
1427 This is a rest stop, buddy. 1.1818 0.08417 22 18 4 0
1428 Crispy on the outside , tender & juicey on the inside, Value added plus for your ride into town. 1.1818 0.08417 22 18 4 0
1429 My careers advisor told me to work in a Subway..." 1.1818 0.08417 22 18 4 0
1430 You mind moving your seat? My guests are getting on at the next stop. 1.1818 0.10683 22 19 2 1
1431 Prices go up after the Pearl St. Station. 1.1818 0.08417 22 18 4 0
1432 Of course it's fresh - we slaughtered it in the next car 1.1818 0.08417 22 18 4 0
1433 You want medium-rare? Try the Pink line.” 1.1818 0.10683 22 19 2 1
1434 Call the authorities? Dude, the rats paid them off a long time ago. 1.1818 0.10683 22 19 2 1
1435 You deal with your commute in your way, I'll deal with mine in mine. 1.1818 0.08417 22 18 4 0
1436 Monday to Thursday, it's jacket and tie. 1.1818 0.08417 22 18 4 0
1437 My horoscope said today I should make a change in my routine. 1.1818 0.10683 22 19 2 1
1438 Mesquite Squirrel? 1.1818 0.08417 22 18 4 0
1439 My stretch goal is a food truck... 1.1818 0.10683 22 19 2 1
1440 Since I started working for the Trump Administration no restaurant in town will seat me. 1.1818 0.12547 22 20 0 2
1441 Next year, I'll have volley ball. 1.1818 0.10683 22 19 2 1
1442 I’ve recently become homeless. 1.1818 0.08417 22 18 4 0
1443 Welcome to DC. Your goose is cooked! 1.1818 0.08417 22 18 4 0
1444 Wanna flip it? 1.1818 0.08417 22 18 4 0
1445 What are you looking at? My entire kitchen staff was deported. 1.1818 0.08417 22 18 4 0
1446 It's less convenient, but propane tanks aren't allowed on the subway. 1.1818 0.08417 22 18 4 0
1447 "Dining cars. It's the mayor's idea ... to increase ridership in off hours." 1.1818 0.10683 22 19 2 1
1448 When your ready to give up those cell phones ,I melt them and turn then into patio blocks 1.1818 0.12547 22 20 0 2
1449 Welcome to the Chew-Chew Train. 1.1818 0.08417 22 18 4 0
1450 I had a food truck, but gridlock was killing me. 1.1818 0.10683 22 19 2 1
1451 I missed breakfast. 1.1818 0.08417 22 18 4 0
1452 For an extra two bucks you can put it on insta. 1.1818 0.10683 22 19 2 1
1453 No, it’s pidgion. Eat local. 1.1818 0.10683 22 19 2 1
1454 It's part of the MTA's new pest control program: 'If you can't beat 'em, eat 'em! 1.1818 0.08417 22 18 4 0
1455 Want a grilled subway sandwich? 1.1818 0.10683 22 19 2 1
1456 I also make subs for the lunch crowd. 1.1818 0.08417 22 18 4 0
1457 This is just an early snack. You can select from an expanded menu well before we arrive at Shinnecock 1.1818 0.08417 22 18 4 0
1458 Only if your ticket says "all inclusive." 1.1818 0.10683 22 19 2 1
1459 If you're getting off at 59th Street, I can make it medium rare. 1.1818 0.10683 22 19 2 1
1460 Charcoal just tastes better. 1.1818 0.12547 22 20 0 2
1461 You'll have to stay on till Queens if you want it well done. 1.1818 0.08417 22 18 4 0
1462 He's white, never mind officer. 1.1818 0.08417 22 18 4 0
1463 So I said to myself, "What can I do to stop looking like a dumb conformist?" 1.1818 0.10683 22 19 2 1
1464 Why? Because this thing won't fit in an Uber. Duh. 1.1818 0.10683 22 19 2 1
1465 This is the Tenderloin Express. 1.1818 0.10683 22 19 2 1
1466 Sorry, I don’t do subway sandwiches. 1.1818 0.08417 22 18 4 0
1467 When on call on the Fourth, one must improvise. 1.1818 0.10683 22 19 2 1
1468 You're never homeless with a Grillmaster. 1.1818 0.10683 22 19 2 1
1469 Le merde du jour? 1.1818 0.10683 22 19 2 1
1470 You goin’ to flavor town? 1.1818 0.08417 22 18 4 0
1471 Please enjoy our new complimentary barbecue service while we wait for traffic ahead to clear. 1.1818 0.08417 22 18 4 0
1472 The steak is rare, but somebody without a phone in their hand is rarer. 1.1818 0.10683 22 19 2 1
1473 So then she tells me I need glasses! You like yours medium? 1.1818 0.10683 22 19 2 1
1474 It's locally sourced meat from animals found in the transit system 1.1818 0.08417 22 18 4 0
1475 No I don't have a vegan choice. 1.1818 0.08417 22 18 4 0
1476 It's ready when you are 1.1818 0.08417 22 18 4 0
1477 What did you expect on the BBQ train? 1.1818 0.10683 22 19 2 1
1478 I always take the express. Otherwise it wouldn't be fast food. 1.1818 0.10683 22 19 2 1
1479 This isn't the Q train? 1.1818 0.08417 22 18 4 0
1480 Mind if I use your cell phone? I need to ask her how she wants it done. 1.1818 0.08417 22 18 4 0
1481 I thought about getting one without wheels. It just didn’t seem practical. 1.1818 0.10683 22 19 2 1
1482 Only in New York. 1.1818 0.10683 22 19 2 1
1483 Next I'm getting a backyard." 1.1818 0.08417 22 18 4 0
1484 The vegan guy is two cars down. 1.1818 0.08417 22 18 4 0
1485 I think it's kind of annoying that everyone has their head in their cell phone these days. 1.1818 0.08417 22 18 4 0
1486 Yep, Shake Shack now on the subway 1.1818 0.08417 22 18 4 0
1487 Not sure but it’s fresh from the tracks this morning. 1.1818 0.10683 22 19 2 1
1488 It says "No Smoking". 1.1818 0.08417 22 18 4 0
1489 Well done, sir. 1.1818 0.08417 22 18 4 0
1490 Seared roach. 1.1818 0.10683 22 19 2 1
1491 What are you looking at, pal? I have to work July 4th. 1.1818 0.08417 22 18 4 0
1492 I'm not sure where we are, but today's special ends at the 43rd street stop. 1.1818 0.10683 22 19 2 1
1493 Don’t even think about it! 1.1818 0.10683 22 19 2 1
1494 Princess, could you get the Cornhole going over there, please? And my man, if you wouldn't mind blending up those margaritas that are all ready to go, that would reeeally help out." 1.1818 0.10683 22 19 2 1
1495 The truck is in the shop. 1.1818 0.10683 22 19 2 1
1496 Sorry. Rare was last stop. 1.1818 0.08417 22 18 4 0
1497 I'm trying to establish myself in the underground food scene. 1.1818 0.08417 22 18 4 0
1498 Business is good but, whoa, the commute. 1.1818 0.10683 22 19 2 1
1499 Time for a millennial breakfast? 1.1818 0.08417 22 18 4 0
1500 Number 17 on my bucket list. 1.1818 0.10683 22 19 2 1
1501 You act like you've never seen a car with a grille before. 1.1818 0.10683 22 19 2 1
1502 What's your problem, are you a vegan or something? 1.1795 0.08108 39 34 3 2
1503 what ? this is almost like having a back yard.... 1.1795 0.06225 39 32 7 0
1504 Do you want it as well-done as you are? 1.1786 0.08988 28 24 3 1
1505 Well done? You may want to think about a shorter commute. 1.1739 0.08081 23 19 4 0
1506 My wife says I need to get out of the house more. 1.1739 0.10239 23 20 2 1
1507 Tell the board that I left to run a Subway franchise. 1.1739 0.08081 23 19 4 0
1508 Manspreading's getting out of hand. 1.1739 0.10239 23 20 2 1
1509 The hardest part was getting a 'mobile' food vendor license. 1.1739 0.10239 23 20 2 1
1510 Oh. . . so England doesn't celebrate the 4th? 1.1739 0.08081 23 19 4 0
1511 So sorry, budget cuts. This is our new snack car. 1.1739 0.08081 23 19 4 0
1512 I like to get a head start on the weekend. 1.1739 0.10239 23 20 2 1
1513 ...Because I'm hungry, that's why" 1.1739 0.08081 23 19 4 0
1514 Stop staring and follow me on Twitter at #subwaygrilldude. And like me on Facebook. 1.1739 0.10239 23 20 2 1
1515 Just a practice of liberation 1.1739 0.08081 23 19 4 0
1516 Would you like a real Subway sandwich? Check out my Yelp review, it's better than The Red Hen 1.1739 0.10239 23 20 2 1
1517 Please don't tell me you're vegetarian. 1.1739 0.08081 23 19 4 0
1518 I don't share... 1.1739 0.10239 23 20 2 1
1519 What? You never seen roasted rat before? 1.1739 0.10239 23 20 2 1
1520 Trust me, pal, while your Manhattan rat is nice and chewy, a rat from the Bronx has that special "je ne sais quoi" that is gonna haunt your dreams tonight." 1.1739 0.10239 23 20 2 1
1521 This combines my two passions: grilling and making a spectacle of myself. 1.1739 0.08081 23 19 4 0
1522 I said 'you need to pay, pal'; not that you can use PayPal 1.1739 0.10239 23 20 2 1
1523 This is my backyard! 1.1739 0.08081 23 19 4 0
1524 Did you say corn with butter or without? I couldn’t hear you over the loud rumbling of the trai- I mean, your stomach. 1.1739 0.10239 23 20 2 1
1525 Yes it is hard to control when it comes to a stop, but having dinner ready when I get home makes it worthwhile. 1.1739 0.08081 23 19 4 0
1526 The passenger couldn’t believe his pupil-less eyes! 1.1739 0.08081 23 19 4 0
1527 My first joint was called "Larry's Car and Grill" 1.1739 0.10239 23 20 2 1
1528 First it was manspreading, now this. 1.1739 0.12015 23 21 0 2
1529 Well, It's not the worst thing I've smelled on the subway 1.1739 0.08081 23 19 4 0
1530 First, they came for your manspreading... 1.1739 0.08081 23 19 4 0
1531 I used to tweet. Now, I barbecue. 1.1739 0.08081 23 19 4 0
1532 No, this is the dining car. WiFi is the next car 1.1739 0.10239 23 20 2 1
1533 Hot off the grill no matter where you are! 1.1739 0.08081 23 19 4 0
1534 No. I can't grill you a sub. 1.1739 0.08081 23 19 4 0
1535 Do you stare at the teenage breakdancers like that? 1.1739 0.10239 23 20 2 1
1536 BART B Q 1.1739 0.08081 23 19 4 0
1537 The boss needs these in by six. 1.1739 0.10239 23 20 2 1
1538 Charred on the outside and pink in the middle just like last year? 1.1739 0.08081 23 19 4 0
1539 So, we all have a deal cookin'! 1.1739 0.10239 23 20 2 1
1540 You get a more authentic “well travelled” flavour. 1.1739 0.08081 23 19 4 0
1541 Headed to Yankee Stadium. Prices at concessions are outrageous. 1.1739 0.10239 23 20 2 1
1542 Homeless gotta eat too, man. 1.1739 0.08081 23 19 4 0
1543 You need to download the app so you can place your order. 1.1739 0.10239 23 20 2 1
1544 Beats your BBQ app any day of the week 1.1739 0.08081 23 19 4 0
1545 You’ve got 5 stars on Yelp. 1.1739 0.10239 23 20 2 1
1546 If ya want it medium-well by Grand Central, pal, ya gotta put in your order by Bleeker Street. 1.1739 0.08081 23 19 4 0
1547 Unfortunately, the southbound has the condiments. 1.1739 0.10239 23 20 2 1
1548 Did I not say the subway was practically in my backyard? 1.1739 0.08081 23 19 4 0
1549 Can one of you google 'medium rare cook time'? 1.1739 0.12015 23 21 0 2
1550 It's artisanal. 1.1739 0.10239 23 20 2 1
1551 I'm practicing, big photo shoot today. 1.1739 0.12015 23 21 0 2
1552 Care to try it? It's locally sourced. 1.1739 0.10239 23 20 2 1
1553 Mustard, yes! Sauerkraut, no. 1.1739 0.08081 23 19 4 0
1554 What can I get for you sir? The Subway Salmonella? 1.1739 0.08081 23 19 4 0
1555 We're calling it Rail Food! 1.1739 0.08081 23 19 4 0
1556 So? 1.1739 0.08081 23 19 4 0
1557 The Wife Kicked me Out on bbq Sunday 1.1739 0.08081 23 19 4 0
1558 Sorry, I'm out of cold drinks. 1.1739 0.10239 23 20 2 1
1559 I mean, WE can BBQ wherever we please. 1.1739 0.08081 23 19 4 0
1560 Don't worry, its Vegan. 1.1739 0.08081 23 19 4 0
1561 I work for the city. Rodent control division. 1.1739 0.10239 23 20 2 1
1562 I don't accept credit cards. 1.1739 0.10239 23 20 2 1
1563 I found this patty under your seat. 1.1739 0.08081 23 19 4 0
1564 Do you want cheese on your burger? 1.1739 0.10239 23 20 2 1
1565 No, you need to take the C line for empanadas. 1.1739 0.12015 23 21 0 2
1566 In my country I was a commuter 1.1739 0.08081 23 19 4 0
1567 What? Never heard of underground street food? 1.1739 0.10239 23 20 2 1
1568 Local or Express Coney? 1.1739 0.12015 23 21 0 2
1569 ….it is not the lady, Barbie is Australian is what you are doing..... 1.1739 0.10239 23 20 2 1
1570 I am NOT going to the suburbs! 1.1739 0.10239 23 20 2 1
1571 Your app is wrong, buddy. I only flip once between Washington Heights and Broadway. 1.1739 0.10239 23 20 2 1
1572 Of course the meat is Local 1.1739 0.08081 23 19 4 0
1573 It's the 4th. of July fry, and no rain on the metro train. 1.1739 0.08081 23 19 4 0
1574 It's my therapy barbeque. 1.1739 0.10239 23 20 2 1
1575 Yes, but it'll be the weekend by the time we get there. 1.1739 0.12015 23 21 0 2
1576 Get your Prime here.....instant delivery and no annual fee. 1.1739 0.10239 23 20 2 1
1577 Wait till you see his cherries jubilee" 1.1739 0.10239 23 20 2 1
1578 What? They don't allow propane tanks on the subway. 1.1739 0.10239 23 20 2 1
1579 I take it this is the first time you used the grill-share app. 1.1739 0.08081 23 19 4 0
1580 First Amendment, bro. First Amendment. 1.1739 0.10239 23 20 2 1
1581 I'm a movable feast. 1.1739 0.10239 23 20 2 1
1582 No smoking on the platform. 1.1739 0.08081 23 19 4 0
1583 It's on the menu Hit the hamburger icon button 1.1739 0.08081 23 19 4 0
1584 This way I get to ride the train free. 1.1739 0.10239 23 20 2 1
1585 I'll upgrade to propane when they upgrade the switches. 1.1739 0.08081 23 19 4 0
1586 Some people work on the train. I like to relax. 1.1739 0.08081 23 19 4 0
1587 At least I'm being social... 1.1739 0.10239 23 20 2 1
1588 I'm makin' America grate again. 1.1739 0.08081 23 19 4 0
1589 Special order for Charlie on the MTA. 1.1739 0.08081 23 19 4 0
1590 If you’re not hungry why are you in the dining car? 1.1739 0.08081 23 19 4 0
1591 Well I used to be a chef at the Red Hen. 1.1739 0.10239 23 20 2 1
1592 Don't look at me that way. It's low fat 1.1739 0.08081 23 19 4 0
1593 Do you mind watching this? This is my stop. 1.1739 0.10239 23 20 2 1
1594 You think this is crazy? The next car has a pig roast and a Tiki bar. 1.1739 0.10239 23 20 2 1
1595 Didn’t you hear? The BBQ now runs nonstop to Brooklyn. 1.1739 0.08081 23 19 4 0
1596 Uhm...hashtag jealous much? 1.1739 0.08081 23 19 4 0
1597 Well it’s not as weird as a married couple texting each other on the subway. 1.1739 0.10239 23 20 2 1
1598 I felt a food truck would be too spacious. 1.1739 0.08081 23 19 4 0
1599 My company allows unlimited living at work days. 1.1739 0.08081 23 19 4 0
1600 I'm a short-order cook, new in town, looking for work. They told me SUBWAY might be interested. 1.1739 0.08081 23 19 4 0
1601 Well, what did you expect? This ain't the Orient Express... 1.1739 0.08081 23 19 4 0
1602 It's just a little wagyu on the choo choo 1.1724 0.07139 29 24 5 0
1603 I need to eat before I dance on the handlebars. 1.1724 0.10011 29 26 1 2
1604 Nothing under 'vicarious beer buzz?' Try 'symptoms of carbon monoxide poisoning.' 1.1707 0.07732 41 36 3 2
1605 If this were a New Yorker cartoon, I'd say something topical yet devastatingly wry just about now. 1.1667 0.09829 24 21 2 1
1606 Trying to bring more fresh cooked lunches to work because leftovers were getting a bit monotonous. 1.1667 0.09829 24 21 2 1
1607 Of course it's a burger...where do you think you are ? Subway? 1.1667 0.07771 24 20 4 0
1608 The rats are easier to catch down here. 1.1667 0.09829 24 21 2 1
1609 While you wait...and wait...and wait. 1.1667 0.09829 24 21 2 1
1610 Just be thankful this isn't the BQE. 1.1667 0.09829 24 21 2 1
1611 Hey don't eyeball me buddy! At least I stood when the man with the polio limp came on after Fifth Avenue and 53rd Street. 1.1667 0.09829 24 21 2 1
1612 Expecting delays 1.1613 0.06715 31 26 5 0
1613 A man and his meat on the subway... if you see something, say something. 1.1613 0.08161 31 27 3 1
1614 I’m guessing you just don’t care, do you. 1.1613 0.08161 31 27 3 1
1615 We're testing the feasibility of a dining-car. 1.1579 0.08595 19 16 3 0
1616 And so I asked myself, "Who needs a food truck?" 1.1579 0.08595 19 16 3 0
1617 Without the burger, drinking on my morning commute would be depressing. 1.1579 0.08595 19 16 3 0
1618 It's cheaper than eating out. 1.1579 0.08595 19 16 3 0
1619 No selfies in my back yard, please. 1.1579 0.08595 19 16 3 0
1620 I only do short orders on the Shuttle. 1.1579 0.08595 19 16 3 0
1621 You wouldn't mind me putting this steak on top of your head while I get the buns going, would you? 1.1579 0.08595 19 16 3 0
1622 I mean, I’ll make it well-done if that’s what you want, but you are kind of ruining the quality. 1.1579 0.08595 19 16 3 0
1623 On the menu today is rare, medium, or market meltdown. You don't get to choose. 1.1579 0.08595 19 16 3 0
1624 Yeah, old cell phones work better than charcoal. 1.1579 0.11504 19 17 1 1
1625 The way I grill ‘em, they’re BETTER than chicken. 1.1579 0.08595 19 16 3 0
1626 I can give it to medium rare now. Well done, you'll have to wait 'til the final stop. 1.1579 0.11504 19 17 1 1
1627 There's an app for this, you know. 1.1579 0.11504 19 17 1 1
1628 You mean I’ve got to get grilled here too? 1.1579 0.11504 19 17 1 1
1629 You know, I had to pull a lot of strings to get us seats in the dining car. 1.1579 0.08595 19 16 3 0
1630 Showtime? Can you believe those guys? 1.1579 0.11504 19 17 1 1
1631 I hope with my new 'Char Grill Car & Bar' idea I can get ahead of those faux pas food trucks. 1.1579 0.08595 19 16 3 0
1632 Bob's blatant picnic-spreading was frowned upon by other passengers of the train. 1.1579 0.08595 19 16 3 0
1633 Don't mind me, I'm still a flip phone guy. 1.1579 0.08595 19 16 3 0
1634 And why wouldn’t you be carrying any condiments? 1.1579 0.08595 19 16 3 0
1635 Care for a tube steak? 1.1579 0.08595 19 16 3 0
1636 Anything else Mr. Rosenstein? 1.1579 0.08595 19 16 3 0
1637 Tried the suburbs. Hated it. 1.1579 0.08595 19 16 3 0
1638 We ran out of ice. 1.1579 0.08595 19 16 3 0
1639 Also, it covers up that urine smell 1.1579 0.11504 19 17 1 1
1640 Mute those phones! This is a quiet and dining car. 1.1579 0.08595 19 16 3 0
1641 Sometimes I have to take work home too, you know. 1.1579 0.11504 19 17 1 1
1642 And for medium rare just press.. 1.1579 0.08595 19 16 3 0
1643 It'll be ready by Dyckman Street. 1.1579 0.08595 19 16 3 0
1644 Traded me i-phone for a Weber and I've never looked back. 1.1579 0.08595 19 16 3 0
1645 Hey, even the carless like tailgating. 1.1579 0.08595 19 16 3 0
1646 .I did my time on Wall Street, until I said to myself, "Follow your dreams!" 1.1579 0.08595 19 16 3 0
1647 Reaching your subway destination takes forever these days. I saw a business opportunity. Want to text me an order? 1.1579 0.11504 19 17 1 1
1648 Hey buddy it's the "quiet car"... No phone calls allowed 1.1579 0.08595 19 16 3 0
1649 Could you look up the grill time for a hamburger? 1.1579 0.08595 19 16 3 0
1650 This train don't carry no condiments, this traaaain.... 1.1579 0.08595 19 16 3 0
1651 Usually I don't bring work home at night, but today was REALLY one of those days. 1.1579 0.08595 19 16 3 0
1652 You've seen weirder things on the subway 1.1579 0.11504 19 17 1 1
1653 I couldda been a contender, but a sandwich shop got a copyright on the name, and now they're everywhere and I'm still down here. 1.1579 0.11504 19 17 1 1
1654 That is my recipe. 1.1579 0.11504 19 17 1 1
1655 Whadayoulookinat? I been living here ten years ain't nobody looked up, you just keep lookin' at that thing like everybody else is, yer invadin' my privacy! 1.1579 0.08595 19 16 3 0
1656 Here on the A Line our goal is for you to feel ... You are "in Queens", as soon as you board the train. 1.1579 0.08595 19 16 3 0
1657 It’s part of the mayor’s plan to improve our mass transit system. Phase two is installing tables and a juice bar. 1.1579 0.08595 19 16 3 0
1658 I forgot the ketchup. 1.1579 0.08595 19 16 3 0
1659 You've heard of food trucks, right? 1.1579 0.08595 19 16 3 0
1660 Is the next stop Flavortown? 1.1579 0.08595 19 16 3 0
1661 Just left work. My vacation starts NOW! 1.1579 0.08595 19 16 3 0
1662 Do you deliver to the B Train? 1.1579 0.08595 19 16 3 0
1663 You gotta better way to deliver hot and fresh? 1.1579 0.08595 19 16 3 0
1664 Unless you want your phone well done, look away. 1.1579 0.11504 19 17 1 1
1665 Grilled iPhone is much tastier than iPhone tartare 1.1579 0.11504 19 17 1 1
1666 I couldn’t wait. Have a problem? 1.1579 0.08595 19 16 3 0
1667 You West Coast guys don't know what it's like to be stuck in this train for three days. 1.1579 0.11504 19 17 1 1
1668 In the winter I roast chestnuts on flights to Florida 1.1579 0.11504 19 17 1 1
1669 You think you're mobile. Selfie this! 1.1579 0.08595 19 16 3 0
1670 The espresso bar is two cars down. 1.1579 0.08595 19 16 3 0
1671 Well, they said it would be 'casual Friday' .... so I feel pretty good about my chances in the interview. 1.1579 0.08595 19 16 3 0
1672 I bet you would post it if I was doing this in the nude! 1.1579 0.08595 19 16 3 0
1673 THIS IS THE ECONOMY BURGER, YOU SUPPLY THE ROLL. 1.1579 0.11504 19 17 1 1
1674 So, how’s the missus? Your usual medium rare 1.1579 0.08595 19 16 3 0
1675 Are you lookin' at me? 1.1579 0.08595 19 16 3 0
1676 Do you like yours medium rare? 1.1579 0.11504 19 17 1 1
1677 Dude, you know this is a train, right? 1.1579 0.08595 19 16 3 0
1678 He must have post traumatic Bourdain syndrome ... 1.1579 0.11504 19 17 1 1
1679 No, we only serve quail on the E train. 1.1579 0.08595 19 16 3 0
1680 It's not like I'm grilling while black. 1.1579 0.08595 19 16 3 0
1681 My food truck was car jacked. 1.1579 0.11504 19 17 1 1
1682 I’m trying to make it in the underground grill-master scene. 1.1579 0.08595 19 16 3 0
1683 Wow! You noticed. 1.1579 0.08595 19 16 3 0
1684 don't blame me, there's not enough food here. 1.1579 0.08595 19 16 3 0
1685 I wasn't going to let not having a car keep me from tailgating. 1.1579 0.08595 19 16 3 0
1686 You can have your food trucks. Food trains are the next hot thing. 1.1579 0.08595 19 16 3 0
1687 I was apprehensive at first too, but it turns out cooking my brains over a grill really improved the experience. 1.1579 0.08595 19 16 3 0
1688 I never had anyone look away from their phone before. Your burger is on the House. 1.1579 0.08595 19 16 3 0
1689 Can you text my wife and tell her I’m getting dinner? 1.1579 0.08595 19 16 3 0
1690 ' Yes, I am from New Jersey...' 1.1579 0.08595 19 16 3 0
1691 I plan to set up a shop called Subway! 1.1579 0.08595 19 16 3 0
1692 I'm taking a busman's holiday. 1.1579 0.08595 19 16 3 0
1693 Sorry pal, for a veggie burger you gotta tanager to the L. 1.1579 0.08595 19 16 3 0
1694 All I'll say is it's from track to table. 1.1579 0.08595 19 16 3 0
1695 Oh, sorry. I thought this was the B B Q train. 1.1579 0.11504 19 17 1 1
1696 Nothing is illegal on stolen land. 1.1579 0.11504 19 17 1 1
1697 Propane, ha! Charcoal is the only way to go. 1.1579 0.08595 19 16 3 0
1698 Subway Sandwiches sold us their franchise. We now serve BLT on the BMT 1.1579 0.08595 19 16 3 0
1699 I'm meat curating, not grilling. 1.1579 0.11504 19 17 1 1
1700 Do you know if they sell charcoal at 96st? 1.1579 0.08595 19 16 3 0
1701 My excuse? I'm 100% Paleo. 1.1579 0.08595 19 16 3 0
1702 Just enjoying the here, grilling and drinking a tasty beer... 1.1579 0.11504 19 17 1 1
1703 Real men barbecue! 1.1579 0.11504 19 17 1 1
1704 Shall I sprinkle a little cheese on your mouse? 1.1579 0.11504 19 17 1 1
1705 When Santa brings you coal, BBQ with it. 1.1579 0.08595 19 16 3 0
1706 A grill master never rests. 1.1579 0.11504 19 17 1 1
1707 You have your way of avoiding contact with people, I have mine. 1.1579 0.08595 19 16 3 0
1708 No, hotdogs are on the C train. 1.1579 0.08595 19 16 3 0
1709 My co-op rules don't allow barbecuing at home. 1.1579 0.08595 19 16 3 0
1710 Does that thing have an alarm on it? I left my kitchen timer home! 1.1579 0.08595 19 16 3 0
1711 I got fired from Subway and now I am in sort of a transitional phase. 1.1579 0.08595 19 16 3 0
1712 I'm grilling not smoking. 1.1579 0.11504 19 17 1 1
1713 Let me guess, medium rare? Or do you prefer asphyxiation? 1.1579 0.08595 19 16 3 0
1714 ...Other duties as assigned. 1.1579 0.08595 19 16 3 0
1715 Our startup raised about $200 million in Series A funding for its on-demand BBQ delivery app. 1.1579 0.11504 19 17 1 1
1716 What can I say? She earns the bigger bucks and dinner has to be on the table when she does get home. 1.1579 0.08595 19 16 3 0
1717 I was cooking fast food at the Subway restaurant downtown, but I was transferred to this subway to cook even faster food. 1.1579 0.08595 19 16 3 0
1718 Suburban Flight 1.1579 0.08595 19 16 3 0
1719 Don't look at me like that, I am also trying to get some shit done before work 1.1579 0.11504 19 17 1 1
1720 Stand clear of the sizzling coals, please. 1.1579 0.08595 19 16 3 0
1721 My wife kicked me out. Why are you here? 1.1579 0.08595 19 16 3 0
1722 Pigeons are wild. Squab is cage-free and free-range. 1.1579 0.08595 19 16 3 0
1723 Don't you want to Instagram it first? 1.1579 0.08595 19 16 3 0
1724 I did as you were doing on the commute, but I thought this would be more productive. 1.1579 0.08595 19 16 3 0
1725 Next stop, Burgertown! 1.1579 0.08595 19 16 3 0
1726 You asked. We answered. 1.1579 0.11504 19 17 1 1
1727 Yeah it's a rat, you wanna fight about it? 1.1579 0.08595 19 16 3 0
1728 The fireworks start at 9 th Ave. 1.1579 0.08595 19 16 3 0
1729 Stand clear of the charcoal grill, please! 1.1579 0.08595 19 16 3 0
1730 Like this is the weirdest thing you've seen happen on the subway. 1.1579 0.11504 19 17 1 1
1731 Farm to table to mass transportation. 1.1579 0.08595 19 16 3 0
1732 That’s why they call it a “hot car”. 1.1579 0.11504 19 17 1 1
1733 If you want toppings, you're going to have to get off at Grand Central. 1.1579 0.08595 19 16 3 0
1734 You guys looking for a third? 1.1579 0.11504 19 17 1 1
1735 "Our condo doesn't allow tenants to barbeque on their balcony. That's why I'm grilling on the train. 1.1579 0.11504 19 17 1 1
1736 I want mine medium rare. This is much better than three guys with guitars. 1.1579 0.08595 19 16 3 0
1737 Sure they tried to tell me all about the Carbon Monoxide, the lack of refrigeration, and even the lack of buns and condiments. But I told 'em"Trump is President now" and that shut the snowflakes up. 1.1579 0.11504 19 17 1 1
1738 Hey, you're multitasking too. 1.1579 0.08595 19 16 3 0
1739 We do this with all the bad Yelp reviews. 1.1579 0.08595 19 16 3 0
1740 Some think grilling improves the subway's smell. 1.1579 0.11504 19 17 1 1
1741 If you don't mind, you are sitting where I am going to place my buns. 1.1579 0.08595 19 16 3 0
1742 In retrospect, I should have put more than “I only the need the grill” in the prenup. 1.1579 0.08595 19 16 3 0
1743 How’s life in the big city? 1.1579 0.08595 19 16 3 0
1744 It's 100% underground beef. 1.1579 0.08595 19 16 3 0
1745 The MTA’s summer “BBQ on the B &Q lines!” Hey it Beats” Anchovies on the A line 1.1579 0.08595 19 16 3 0
1746 Where do I work? Subway, of course! Taking my work home with me. 1.1579 0.08595 19 16 3 0
1747 It's the Mueller Burger. I keep grilling it, then it flips itself. 1.1579 0.08595 19 16 3 0
1748 I hope you like it rare, because I get off this stop. 1.1579 0.11504 19 17 1 1
1749 What are you lookin' at? Sorry, but I would rather eat than tweet! 1.1579 0.11504 19 17 1 1
1750 Tastes like chicken and it’s local 1.1579 0.08595 19 16 3 0
1751 It says here the IRT trains have dining cars. 1.1579 0.08595 19 16 3 0
1752 Free, extra pickle if you order by app or we get to Chambers Street station -- whichever comes first. 1.1579 0.08595 19 16 3 0
1753 Get off of my stoop. 1.1579 0.08595 19 16 3 0
1754 We're on the subway, and I'm operating a grill with an open flame. 1.1579 0.08595 19 16 3 0
1755 Ain't tryin' to tell you how to behave or nothin' but I'll be cookin' your nuts next, the way you're sittin'. 1.1579 0.11504 19 17 1 1
1756 This line has the wurst service. 1.1579 0.11504 19 17 1 1
1757 No actual burgers till we get the open-flame restriction lifted. 1.1579 0.08595 19 16 3 0
1758 If it makes you feel any better, it's not the Pizza Rat. 1.1579 0.11504 19 17 1 1
1759 It's a great APP , you should try it. 1.1579 0.08595 19 16 3 0
1760 I've seen a lot of rappers down here with grills. I figured it was my turn. 1.1579 0.08595 19 16 3 0
1761 It's called grilling on-the-go for a reason. 1.1579 0.11504 19 17 1 1
1762 Medium well? Gotta wait 3 more stops. 1.1579 0.08595 19 16 3 0
1763 They said to expect delays 1.1579 0.08595 19 16 3 0
1764 My food truck is in the shop, so I'm improvising. 1.1579 0.08595 19 16 3 0
1765 Burger distraction from crumbling infrastructure 1.1579 0.08595 19 16 3 0
1766 I just hate fast food 1.1579 0.11504 19 17 1 1
1767 Do you want cheese on this manspread? 1.1579 0.08595 19 16 3 0
1768 Hey, at least I'm not vaping. 1.1579 0.08595 19 16 3 0
1769 Coney Island dog with the works? 1.1579 0.08595 19 16 3 0
1770 Want me to burn some CD's for ya? 1.1579 0.08595 19 16 3 0
1771 No,I ran out of bacon at the last stop. 1.1579 0.08595 19 16 3 0
1772 It adds a lovely "le goût du métro" finish 1.1579 0.08595 19 16 3 0
1773 Is this the train to my backyard? 1.1579 0.08595 19 16 3 0
1774 The doctor said I needed to burn some fat. 1.1579 0.08595 19 16 3 0
1775 You’ve heard of ‘tailgate,’this is ‘railgate.’ 1.1579 0.08595 19 16 3 0
1776 You guys want anything from the fridge? 1.1579 0.08595 19 16 3 0
1777 Dining in or out. 1.1515 0.07689 33 29 3 1
1778 That's one way to get rid of the rats. 1.1500 0.10942 20 18 1 1
1779 ''That's what you get for living life with your head up your a**." 1.1500 0.10942 20 18 1 1
1780 You’ve got to hurry as I am getting off at the next stop 1.1500 0.08192 20 17 3 0
1781 - If you are vegetarian take the line B 1.1500 0.10942 20 18 1 1
1782 Rare or well done? The 2:19 went off the tracks in Hoboken. 1.1500 0.10942 20 18 1 1
1783 You can, Ralph. But your doctor says sodium is bad for you and my sister, Laura, says gluten will lead to an early death. But go ahead. Leave me an early widow!! 1.1500 0.10942 20 18 1 1
1784 No, get your own 1.1500 0.08192 20 17 3 0
1785 I've heard subways are good for taste testing. 1.1500 0.08192 20 17 3 0
1786 Grill, don't even go there. 1.1500 0.08192 20 17 3 0
1787 To answer your question, no, I do not have a permit to burn an open fire because we are on an enclosed subway car. Any other brilliant questions? 1.1500 0.10942 20 18 1 1
1788 I'm guessing you two are illegal immigrants? 1.1500 0.10942 20 18 1 1
1789 Low tech compartment, buddy. Only charcoal devices. 1.1500 0.08192 20 17 3 0
1790 I like to warm up before the stadium stop. 1.1500 0.10942 20 18 1 1
1791 We have a 6:30 reservation for Two, under John. 1.1500 0.08192 20 17 3 0
1792 Want a 'Subway Slider'? 1.1500 0.10942 20 18 1 1
1793 Do either of you happen to have a pickle? 1.1500 0.10942 20 18 1 1
1794 I'm retired, but I miss the commute. 1.1500 0.08192 20 17 3 0
1795 Then all you do is switch to a PATH train to the Meadowlands in Hoboken. 1.1500 0.08192 20 17 3 0
1796 Your sustainable and reduced carbon emissions grill with living wages and a smile veggie/soy feast for two is ready sir. 1.1500 0.10942 20 18 1 1
1797 I'm just acting as an air freshener. 1.1500 0.10942 20 18 1 1
1798 Actually, after brighton beach this is the B-B-Q. 1.1500 0.10942 20 18 1 1
1799 My people have taken over. We're flying this baby straight to Coney Island. 1.1500 0.08192 20 17 3 0
1800 No,I don't accept bitcoin. But I do take PayPal and Venmo. 1.1500 0.08192 20 17 3 0
1801 You guessed it buddy, 'poop au chien' 1.1500 0.08192 20 17 3 0
1802 Hey, don't look at me! Siri said,"Put it on the grill". 1.1500 0.10942 20 18 1 1
1803 What's your pleasure? " 1.1500 0.10942 20 18 1 1
1804 R Train block party. Herald Square to Prince street. Burger? 1.1500 0.08192 20 17 3 0
1805 I can't guarantee an internal temperature of 160 degrees fahrenheit, but it'll be in the ballpark. 1.1500 0.10942 20 18 1 1
1806 Google subway wacko 1.1500 0.10942 20 18 1 1
1807 Pardon me, sir, but would you happen to have any Grey Poupon? 1.1500 0.08192 20 17 3 0
1808 A well regulated grill-itia , being necessary to the security of a great Steak, the right of the people to keep and bear Arms, shall not be infringed. 1.1500 0.10942 20 18 1 1
1809 Grill marks really make rat. 1.1500 0.08192 20 17 3 0
1810 Sure. Online's ready down the line. I love sayin' that! 1.1500 0.10942 20 18 1 1
1811 Wife and I had a little argument. She said I needed to speed it up. 1.1500 0.10942 20 18 1 1
1812 This is our mini-micro, food truck. Can I discuss Franchising options with you? 1.1500 0.08192 20 17 3 0
1813 Don’t you people know this is a no-cellphone car? 1.1500 0.08192 20 17 3 0
1814 Listen for the announcement of the wine list. 1.1500 0.08192 20 17 3 0
1815 No, you don't have to kiss the cook. In fact, I wish you wouldn't. 1.1500 0.08192 20 17 3 0
1816 It's our new service - "Meals on Wheels" 1.1500 0.08192 20 17 3 0
1817 I put the pub in public transportatio 1.1500 0.08192 20 17 3 0
1818 It's either this or politics, but at least I can get grease stains out. 1.1500 0.08192 20 17 3 0
1819 For well-done, you'll have to wait until 125th Street. 1.1500 0.08192 20 17 3 0
1820 The good thing about the constant delays is that it makes for naturally aged meat. 1.1500 0.10942 20 18 1 1
1821 Well done will require three more stops. 1.1500 0.10942 20 18 1 1
1822 If the air conditioning ever kicks in, this’ll take longer. 1.1500 0.10942 20 18 1 1
1823 A little food keeps the Hampton crowd sober until they get out there. 1.1500 0.10942 20 18 1 1
1824 A token of our appreciation 1.1500 0.10942 20 18 1 1
1825 Did you want one? 1.1500 0.10942 20 18 1 1
1826 The beach was too crowded. 1.1500 0.08192 20 17 3 0
1827 Pizza Rat, schmizza rat! I've been dragging food down here for years! 1.1500 0.10942 20 18 1 1
1828 Even barbequed, it's still S&*t 1.1500 0.08192 20 17 3 0
1829 I'm putting in a pool next week. 1.1500 0.10942 20 18 1 1
1830 I guess I can't even relax on the ride home without being grilled. 1.1500 0.08192 20 17 3 0
1831 No, the Vegan Car goes to Brooklyn. This is the Carnivore Car, straight to Wall Street. 1.1500 0.10942 20 18 1 1
1832 You mean this isn't the BBQ train to Coney Island? 1.1500 0.08192 20 17 3 0
1833 While we're stranded here for the next 17 minutes... 1.1500 0.10942 20 18 1 1
1834 It’s not a requirement, but an expectation. HR says we don’t call the transit police anymore. 1.1500 0.08192 20 17 3 0
1835 I hate to be a nuisance, but do you have any steak sauce? 1.1500 0.10942 20 18 1 1
1836 Forgot my phone at home 1.1500 0.08192 20 17 3 0
1837 It's grille ratonne, locally sourced 1.1500 0.10942 20 18 1 1
1838 This is the first day of the Subway Grill Off. 1.1500 0.08192 20 17 3 0
1839 Sorry, they only serve poutine on the A train. 1.1500 0.08192 20 17 3 0
1840 No, I love my job and I will not conform to your corporate offers. 1.1500 0.08192 20 17 3 0
1841 I can throw in the drink if you like. 1.1500 0.08192 20 17 3 0
1842 Your at the wrong Subway 1.1500 0.08192 20 17 3 0
1843 No,sir. No shell games,here! I'm simply asking you to place a bet on the shell that you think it really contains a peanut. 1.1500 0.10942 20 18 1 1
1844 Burn phone anyone? 1.1500 0.08192 20 17 3 0
1845 My boss made me do this. 1.1500 0.10942 20 18 1 1
1846 The hissing was too much for the folks in the Quiet Car. 1.1500 0.10942 20 18 1 1
1847 Or you could have the subway sandwich. 1.1500 0.08192 20 17 3 0
1848 You mean to say your company doesn't have 'Take your Fourth of July to Work' day? 1.1500 0.10942 20 18 1 1
1849 At top speed, I'm bringing fast food to a whole new level. 1.1500 0.08192 20 17 3 0
1850 My screen time is down significantly, but it’s the switch back to charcoal that’s been the real game changer. 1.1500 0.08192 20 17 3 0
1851 The amount of oxygen is the secret ingredient. 1.1500 0.10942 20 18 1 1
1852 You multitask your way, and I'll multitask mine. 1.1500 0.08192 20 17 3 0
1853 I marinate on the L, but for slow cooking you can't beat the 2 line. 1.1500 0.08192 20 17 3 0
1854 Pardon me,would you have any Grey Poupon? 1.1500 0.10942 20 18 1 1
1855 You like your rat well done, George? 1.1500 0.10942 20 18 1 1
1856 Yes, I know there's an app for that. 1.1500 0.08192 20 17 3 0
1857 When you get called into work on the 4th, I say, "don't let it ruin your cook-out." 1.1500 0.10942 20 18 1 1
1858 My wife won't let me barbecue at home!"" 1.1500 0.08192 20 17 3 0
1859 Once I was just like you...dreaming of the good life. 1.1500 0.08192 20 17 3 0
1860 I’m using my wifi hotspot. 1.1500 0.08192 20 17 3 0
1861 The food truck fad is reverting to an underground movement.... 1.1500 0.08192 20 17 3 0
1862 It's summer, you can't have the Q without the BB. 1.1500 0.08192 20 17 3 0
1863 What does the app say? 1.1500 0.08192 20 17 3 0
1864 We're like the internet, but for grilled meats. 1.1500 0.08192 20 17 3 0
1865 I'm celebrating the 4. 1.1500 0.08192 20 17 3 0
1866 What? This is how coal is going to make America great again. 1.1500 0.08192 20 17 3 0
1867 My wife told me this was the only way I could keep eating fast food 1.1500 0.10942 20 18 1 1
1868 Excuse me, is this the meatpacking district? 1.1500 0.10942 20 18 1 1
1869 May we all eat better together 1.1500 0.08192 20 17 3 0
1870 A hot dog? No, you want the uptown train. 1.1500 0.08192 20 17 3 0
1871 I don't think that's grass fed beef. 1.1500 0.10942 20 18 1 1
1872 do you have any pepper? 1.1500 0.10942 20 18 1 1
1873 Carbon monoxide poisoning may not be a traditional method, but I just thought to myself, 'Darn it Jeff, you can be a terrorist AND do what you love'. 1.1500 0.08192 20 17 3 0
1874 Think of it as a food truck for the working class. 1.1500 0.08192 20 17 3 0
1875 See something, say nothing (just gripe about it later). 1.1500 0.08192 20 17 3 0
1876 You got some kinda problem wit a Subway chef? 1.1500 0.08192 20 17 3 0
1877 It had wheels, so I thought 'what the hell'. 1.1500 0.10942 20 18 1 1
1878 I don't know exactly what you mean by an app, but, No, I don't think you'll find one for this. 1.1500 0.10942 20 18 1 1
1879 You didn't see the billboard? Free tofu burger for anyone not manspreading. 1.1500 0.10942 20 18 1 1
1880 With these construction delays, I never know when my next meal will be 1.1500 0.08192 20 17 3 0
1881 Don't ask me, when the cartoonist fell asleep I was at the beach 1.1500 0.08192 20 17 3 0
1882 Flatbush to table. 1.1500 0.08192 20 17 3 0
1883 People love food trucks - why not a food train? 1.1500 0.08192 20 17 3 0
1884 Just testing the smoke detector, glad you noticed. 1.1500 0.08192 20 17 3 0
1885 Congratulate me, I just got my Subway franchise. 1.1500 0.08192 20 17 3 0
1886 I can't wait for the weekend! 1.1500 0.08192 20 17 3 0
1887 Would you like a Verdi aria with your Italian sausage? 1.1500 0.08192 20 17 3 0
1888 Care for more Spam? 1.1500 0.08192 20 17 3 0
1889 Multitasking is my strength, especially when my boss calls me to work on Sundays. 1.1500 0.10942 20 18 1 1
1890 I was getting nowhere in the backyard. 1.1500 0.10942 20 18 1 1
1891 I'm sorry but you have to turn off your cell phone, as it may interfere with the transit signal system, which could be dangerous. 1.1500 0.10942 20 18 1 1
1892 Come on, I'm a more authentic alternative to that Subway Sandwich joke they used a few weeks ago. 1.1500 0.10942 20 18 1 1
1893 I'm working my way up to a food truck.... 1.1500 0.10942 20 18 1 1
1894 You’re all on your phones. I didn’t think anyone would notice. 1.1500 0.08192 20 17 3 0
1895 'Your stop is too soon for well done.' 1.1500 0.08192 20 17 3 0
1896 No, there's no app for this. 1.1500 0.10942 20 18 1 1
1897 I wouldn't consider using anything BUT charcoal. 1.1500 0.08192 20 17 3 0
1898 So then I said to the subway guy “Hey, supposing I came to YOUR place of work...well, it all kinda got out of hand after that.” 1.1500 0.08192 20 17 3 0
1899 I don’t waste any of my OFF time, bud. 1.1500 0.08192 20 17 3 0
1900 No wonder everybody got off at the last stop! 1.1500 0.08192 20 17 3 0
1901 If you want it well-done you'll have to stay on 'til Times Square. 1.1500 0.10942 20 18 1 1
1902 S'Mores? 1.1500 0.08192 20 17 3 0
1903 Less screen time, more meeeee time. 1.1500 0.08192 20 17 3 0
1904 I work weekends. 1.1500 0.10942 20 18 1 1
1905 Well, as a locavore, this is my version of ratatouille. 1.1500 0.08192 20 17 3 0
1906 So when the bank said no I'm thinking...do I really need a truck? 1.1500 0.10942 20 18 1 1
1907 Just warning you, I'm putting cheese on yours unless I hear otherwise. 1.1500 0.08192 20 17 3 0
1908 If you want it well-done you should have taken the local. 1.1500 0.10942 20 18 1 1
1909 Made in America! 1.1500 0.08192 20 17 3 0
1910 I’m cutting down on my screen time. 1.1500 0.08192 20 17 3 0
1911 This ain’t no gravy train ya know, but you can have some mustard. 1.1500 0.10942 20 18 1 1
1912 Sorry, I'm all out of apps. 1.1500 0.08192 20 17 3 0
1913 This is just my side gig - I manage a multi-strategy cypto fund during market hours. 1.1500 0.10942 20 18 1 1
1914 Some cartoons are better than others. 1.1500 0.08192 20 17 3 0
1915 If you think you've enjoyed a Subway sandwich before, wait until you taste the real thing. 1.1500 0.10942 20 18 1 1
1916 Mind your own business. There’s no privacy in the subway anymore. 1.1500 0.08192 20 17 3 0
1917 The MTA thought the smell of hamburgers and the sight of an open flame would distract you from the 3-hour delay. 1.1500 0.10942 20 18 1 1
1918 What do you want on your Sub? 1.1500 0.08192 20 17 3 0
1919 Don't you just hate having to take work home with you? 1.1500 0.10942 20 18 1 1
1920 I had no idea BBQ was The Bronx, Brooklyn and Queens. 1.1500 0.10942 20 18 1 1
1921 My food truck is in the shop. 1.1500 0.10942 20 18 1 1
1922 I’m sorry. We don’t do take out. 1.1500 0.10942 20 18 1 1
1923 Voted best burger on the L Train, for the second year in a row. 1.1500 0.08192 20 17 3 0
1924 This... last...one? $20... why? 1.1500 0.08192 20 17 3 0
1925 Vegan options in car 5508. 1.1500 0.08192 20 17 3 0
1926 I've had way too much screen time on the commute lately. 1.1500 0.08192 20 17 3 0
1927 Monsieur, Madame . . . I give you charcoal enhanced, Ratatouille Au Courant! 1.1500 0.08192 20 17 3 0
1928 Could you spare a quarter pounder? 1.1500 0.08192 20 17 3 0
1929 Isn't this the suburban line? 1.1500 0.08192 20 17 3 0
1930 Do you really want to know if it's locally sourced? 1.1500 0.08192 20 17 3 0
1931 The EPA says it's okay now. 1.1500 0.08192 20 17 3 0
1932 Make mine rare. I have to change trains at 14th Street. 1.1500 0.08192 20 17 3 0
1933 I have to go to my third job, so this is my vacation. 1.1500 0.10942 20 18 1 1
1934 Sir, I understand the subway is crowded, but there's no need to get all up in my grill. 1.1500 0.08192 20 17 3 0
1935 I have found that if I heat up my cell phone underground, it holds a charge better all day long! 1.1500 0.10942 20 18 1 1
1936 Excuse me, can you make room for my wieners? 1.1500 0.08192 20 17 3 0
1937 A Minute Steak, an Express or a Local? 1.1500 0.08192 20 17 3 0
1938 As long as I don't get off, the rent is only $2.75. That's why. 1.1500 0.08192 20 17 3 0
1939 Spare a dollar for a rat burger? 1.1500 0.08192 20 17 3 0
1940 How do you like your rat? 1.1500 0.08192 20 17 3 0
1941 Couple more stops on the fries. 1.1500 0.10942 20 18 1 1
1942 Wood fired pizza is next car. 1.1500 0.08192 20 17 3 0
1943 Uh Oh, I smell gas. 1.1500 0.08192 20 17 3 0
1944 I’m trying out the subway diet” 1.1500 0.08192 20 17 3 0
1945 Only a shmendrik will end up with grease on his new suit. 1.1500 0.08192 20 17 3 0
1946 It's Take Your Grill to Work Day." 1.1500 0.10942 20 18 1 1
1947 I have to. I wasn't getting anywhere with my pole dancing. 1.1500 0.08192 20 17 3 0
1948 What’s it to you pal? I’m just being neighborly. 1.1500 0.10942 20 18 1 1
1949 It was raining. 1.1500 0.08192 20 17 3 0
1950 So, you don’t have the Smoke Signal App? 1.1500 0.08192 20 17 3 0
1951 It just depends on your definition of "street" 1.1500 0.10942 20 18 1 1
1952 Yeah, I'm a street vendor in the city. I just wanted to catch up on some work on the commute home. 1.1500 0.08192 20 17 3 0
1953 Hey, everybody's got to start somewhere! 1.1500 0.10942 20 18 1 1
1954 How ‘bout them Yankees 1.1500 0.08192 20 17 3 0
1955 Hey, this is New York City subway, you are not supposed to make eye contact." 1.1500 0.10942 20 18 1 1
1956 Our menu is online, try Line38.com. 1.1500 0.08192 20 17 3 0
1957 Hey, smells better than urine and throw up. 1.1500 0.08192 20 17 3 0
1958 I'm trying to make new friends. 1.1500 0.08192 20 17 3 0
1959 Katchup at 219th st; pickles at 180th st; buns at 174th st and medium rare by Canal. 1.1500 0.08192 20 17 3 0
1960 I call it track-to-table. 1.1500 0.10942 20 18 1 1
1961 Sorry, we don't accept text orders. 1.1500 0.08192 20 17 3 0
1962 It’s the F train. Last stop, Coney Island. 1.1500 0.08192 20 17 3 0
1963 This is the best I can do since China bankrupted us” 1.1500 0.10942 20 18 1 1
1964 You got any barbecue sauce? 1.1500 0.08192 20 17 3 0
1965 watch this for me while I grab some buns off the ventilator... 1.1500 0.10942 20 18 1 1
1966 Hey, we got to be mobile these days, don't we? 1.1500 0.08192 20 17 3 0
1967 I just want to be a part of social meatia. 1.1500 0.10942 20 18 1 1
1968 Medium rare at forty-second street, medium by twenty-third. 1.1500 0.08192 20 17 3 0
1969 It's the only way I can drown out the urine smell. 1.1500 0.10942 20 18 1 1
1970 I don't offer well done on the express. 1.1500 0.08192 20 17 3 0
1971 The weekend starts as soon as you leave the office. 1.1500 0.10942 20 18 1 1
1972 Think you're the only ones who can get work done during the commute? 1.1500 0.10942 20 18 1 1
1973 I cook 'em about two express stops per side. 1.1500 0.08192 20 17 3 0
1974 Sorry, it's my first day here at Subway. 1.1500 0.08192 20 17 3 0
1975 Yeah, and you should clean your ears at home! 1.1500 0.10942 20 18 1 1
1976 How done so you want it, one stop or two? 1.1500 0.08192 20 17 3 0
1977 Maybe you should say something. 1.1500 0.08192 20 17 3 0
1978 Wakefield-241 street, also. You may wanna crack a window. 1.1500 0.08192 20 17 3 0
1979 I'm a dad on the go. 1.1500 0.08192 20 17 3 0
1980 Amazing, right? It's a Vape Grill. 1.1500 0.08192 20 17 3 0
1981 Trump's economy means I have to make up a job 1.1500 0.08192 20 17 3 0
1982 Just think subway food truck" 1.1500 0.10942 20 18 1 1
1983 Think of me as a food truck start-up." 1.1500 0.08192 20 17 3 0
1984 Yeah, it's a Weber. 1.1500 0.08192 20 17 3 0
1985 Since the commute is long - we're bringing the backyard to you 1.1500 0.10942 20 18 1 1
1986 What's take out? 1.1500 0.08192 20 17 3 0
1987 Livin' the dream. You? 1.1500 0.10942 20 18 1 1
1988 You ever heard of food truck??? 1.1500 0.10942 20 18 1 1
1989 OK, which one of youse ordered the Amazon Prime rib? 1.1500 0.10942 20 18 1 1
1990 Jesus, this guy is a bigger jerk than David Remnick! 1.1500 0.08192 20 17 3 0
1991 Haven't you heard of Subway? 1.1500 0.10942 20 18 1 1
1992 The secret ingredient is the sticky stuff on the floor" - Arby's Head Che 1.1500 0.10942 20 18 1 1
1993 I'm not the only one, but it's medium-rare. 1.1500 0.08192 20 17 3 0
1994 This is a, 'Man-Spreading' grill. 1.1500 0.10942 20 18 1 1
1995 No, my name is not Nathan 1.1500 0.10942 20 18 1 1
1996 You can take the man out of the suburb... 1.1500 0.08192 20 17 3 0
1997 What? This is the B and Q line. 1.1500 0.08192 20 17 3 0
1998 Next stop: gastroenteritis. 1.1500 0.10942 20 18 1 1
1999 Check your iPhone: grilled 1.1500 0.10942 20 18 1 1
2000 Staycation. You got a problem with that 1.1500 0.10942 20 18 1 1
2001 With or without onions, mustard, or smartphone sauce. 1.1500 0.10942 20 18 1 1
2002 No reservations? 1.1500 0.08192 20 17 3 0
2003 It only comes rare on the Express. If you want it well done, you'll have to take the Local. 1.1500 0.10942 20 18 1 1
2004 Have grill, will travel. Also, the van's in the shop. 1.1500 0.08192 20 17 3 0
2005 I'm on a special diet. 1.1500 0.10942 20 18 1 1
2006 I know you''re hooked on subways but... 1.1500 0.10942 20 18 1 1
2007 It's the new Foreman. 1.1481 0.08777 27 24 2 1
2008 Why do you thin they call it the Q Line? 1.1481 0.08777 27 24 2 1
2009 Smells good, don't ya think? 1.1458 0.05947 48 42 5 1
2010 I really wanted a food truck but this didn’t require any licenses or inspections. 1.1429 0.10433 21 19 1 1
2011 Who ordered from SubGrub? 1.1429 0.07825 21 18 3 0
2012 Sorry we're out of kale 1.1429 0.10433 21 19 1 1
2013 Give me a break. I’m saving for a food truck. 1.1429 0.07825 21 18 3 0
2014 You want a side of garbage juice with that rat burger? 1.1429 0.10433 21 19 1 1
2015 Using just coals, really cuts down on the smoke. 1.1429 0.07825 21 18 3 0
2016 Did you say medium rare? 1.1429 0.05832 49 43 5 1
2017 Hey, waddya think this is, a low-cal train? 1.1429 0.07825 21 18 3 0
2018 Put yours phones down and wrap her heads around the bratwurst. 1.1429 0.10433 21 19 1 1
2019 You think this thing has smoke alarms? 1.1429 0.10433 21 19 1 1
2020 What's wrong? Can't find me on Yelp? 1.1429 0.10433 21 19 1 1
2021 It’s not really a barbecue, it’s a grill 1.1429 0.10433 21 19 1 1
2022 Just workin' on my commute to work-life balance. 1.1429 0.07825 21 18 3 0
2023 It's how I find my peaceful center. 1.1429 0.10433 21 19 1 1
2024 Yes, it's my phone. Like you haven't ever lost a bet man?!?! 1.1429 0.07825 21 18 3 0
2025 I'll thrown on a couple turkey burgers if you put this on Instagram 1.1429 0.10433 21 19 1 1
2026 This a carriage for people who use it as a medicine. 1.1429 0.07825 21 18 3 0
2027 If you prefer Mexican, the truck will be coming through in ten minutes. 1.1429 0.07825 21 18 3 0
2028 If you're getting off at Grand Central, I gotta put the burgers on now. 1.1429 0.10433 21 19 1 1
2029 A lot of guys I know swear by hickory chips, but I’m a cherry man myself. 1.1429 0.07825 21 18 3 0
2030 My weekend have already started. 1.1429 0.10433 21 19 1 1
2031 No dogs allowed, but they didn't say anything about burgers. 1.1429 0.07825 21 18 3 0
2032 You can't smoke in here. 1.1429 0.07825 21 18 3 0
2033 I know it’s only Thursday but I thought I’d get a running start on the weekend. 1.1429 0.07825 21 18 3 0
2034 How'd you like your manspread special? 1.1429 0.10433 21 19 1 1
2035 Do you have any specials? 1.1429 0.07825 21 18 3 0
2036 My doctor insisted I focus on something other than my phone. 1.1429 0.07825 21 18 3 0
2037 I’m not smoking this sausage; I’m vaping it. 1.1429 0.07825 21 18 3 0
2038 I call it a "two-fer." You get a snack and no acrobats. 1.1429 0.07825 21 18 3 0
2039 These trains are so behind that my staycation is almost over. 1.1429 0.10433 21 19 1 1
2040 So...not an Airbnb? 1.1429 0.07825 21 18 3 0
2041 There wasn't any room on the platform. 1.1429 0.10433 21 19 1 1
2042 Getting hungry 1.1429 0.07825 21 18 3 0
2043 Which train are you catching: Rare, Medium or Well-done? 1.1429 0.07825 21 18 3 0
2044 The app is available on Itunes and its called doorsteporwhereverbbq. 1.1429 0.07825 21 18 3 0
2045 I tell you what I'd LIKE to do with my carbon footprint... 1.1429 0.07825 21 18 3 0
2046 Hot news sizzles! Yours sort of ... emojis. 1.1429 0.10433 21 19 1 1
2047 Is Pepsi okay? 1.1429 0.10433 21 19 1 1
2048 If we're still here in 15 ill take a burger medium-rare. 1.1429 0.07825 21 18 3 0
2049 My wife earns more than me. She expects dinner when she gets home. 1.1429 0.10433 21 19 1 1
2050 Farm to table's for foodies. Slaughterhouse to subway's my style. 1.1429 0.07825 21 18 3 0
2051 Medium is in one stop, well-done in two. 1.1429 0.07825 21 18 3 0
2052 I'm hoping to play myself in the cooking show. 1.1429 0.07825 21 18 3 0
2053 #commuter life hack 1.1429 0.10433 21 19 1 1
2054 Taking the Express train gives me more time to do the things I love." 1.1429 0.07825 21 18 3 0
2055 This evening's amuse is rat-atouille. 1.1429 0.07825 21 18 3 0
2056 Eatin' fresh at Subway 1.1364 0.09968 22 20 1 1
2057 Do I look like I know if this train is running express? 1.1364 0.09968 22 20 1 1
2058 Yes, I'm licensed. Are you? 1.1250 0.06896 24 21 3 0
2059 Not all us Uber Eats guys have cars. 1.1250 0.07446 32 29 2 1
2060 You don’t want to hear me sing, do ya? 1.1212 0.07227 33 30 2 1
2061 Sorry, couchettes are only available for trips of six hours or longer. 1.1176 0.08055 17 15 2 0
2062 How would you like it cooked - 51st Street, 23rd Street, or Union Square? 1.1176 0.08055 17 15 2 0
2063 Is my iGRILL bothering you? 1.1176 0.08055 17 15 2 0
2064 They've learned not to step on the third rail. 1.1176 0.08055 17 15 2 0
2065 I'm sorry, is this politically appropriate? 1.1176 0.08055 17 15 2 0
2066 Subs on the move for you? 1.1176 0.08055 17 15 2 0
2067 The food cart scene is a little over played these days. 1.1176 0.08055 17 15 2 0
2068 The N-Q-R Line Cook 1.1176 0.08055 17 15 2 0
2069 You have your cellphone. I have my barbecue grill. Don't judge. 1.1176 0.08055 17 15 2 0
2070 A job well done to Subway on the new marketing campaign. 1.1176 0.08055 17 15 2 0
2071 Take out or delivery? 1.1176 0.08055 17 15 2 0
2072 Want me to melt yours too? 1.1176 0.08055 17 15 2 0
2073 I couldn't get Fourth of July off. 1.1176 0.08055 17 15 2 0
2074 The accordion was not working. 1.1176 0.11765 17 16 0 1
2075 I already ate the slice of pizza. 1.1176 0.08055 17 15 2 0
2076 Yes sir. Every order is to-go. 1.1176 0.08055 17 15 2 0
2077 I got grilled by some guy on the subway today. 1.1176 0.08055 17 15 2 0
2078 My food cart has been repossessed. 1.1176 0.08055 17 15 2 0
2079 You want your phones toasted? 1.1176 0.11765 17 16 0 1
2080 We've transitioned from sandwiches to a more "Grab and Go" approach. 1.1176 0.08055 17 15 2 0
2081 Why not! You're in a Subway. 1.1176 0.11765 17 16 0 1
2082 Last time I take a job that doesn't get the Fourth of July off. 1.1176 0.08055 17 15 2 0
2083 I prefer a lower tech method to stimulate dopamine production in my brain 1.1176 0.08055 17 15 2 0
2084 Happen to have any Ketchup? 1.1176 0.08055 17 15 2 0
2085 I got tired of pushing my hotdog cart around! 1.1176 0.11765 17 16 0 1
2086 Sorry, you need to order before boarding. 1.1176 0.08055 17 15 2 0
2087 It’s the basis for my new cookbook Underground Meals . 1.1176 0.08055 17 15 2 0
2088 You can't leave these things on for more than three or four stops. 1.1176 0.08055 17 15 2 0
2089 Don’t like my smoke? I don’t appreciate your electronic waves.I 1.1176 0.08055 17 15 2 0
2090 What? You never hear of the dining car? 1.1176 0.08055 17 15 2 0
2091 Why this unpatriotic look? 1.1176 0.08055 17 15 2 0
2092 Rail kill. 1.1176 0.08055 17 15 2 0
2093 I am running a special today: Buy one, get one free. 1.1176 0.11765 17 16 0 1
2094 I like dinner ready but the time I get home. 1.1176 0.08055 17 15 2 0
2095 Did you order the medium rare by Lexington? 1.1176 0.08055 17 15 2 0
2096 Breaking one more health code violation on here isn't gonna kill ya 1.1176 0.11765 17 16 0 1
2097 I've taken the mobile order to the next level 1.1176 0.08055 17 15 2 0
2098 I only use locally sourced meats. 1.1176 0.08055 17 15 2 0
2099 Well, what did you expect? You just uploaded the PDQ-BBQ App! 1.1176 0.08055 17 15 2 0
2100 It was freshly gathered from the streets of San Francisco. 1.1176 0.11765 17 16 0 1
2101 I've got pigeon and hot dogs--made from pigeon. 1.1176 0.08055 17 15 2 0
2102 The age of the food truck is over, the dawn of the food subway carriage has come. 1.1176 0.08055 17 15 2 0
2103 Want a cold one, neighbor? 1.1176 0.08055 17 15 2 0
2104 Turn that male gaze inward, sir. 1.1176 0.08055 17 15 2 0
2105 Burgers $1.95 now; rush hour $1.45 1.1176 0.08055 17 15 2 0
2106 Real men grill with charcoal & drink beer. Ladies sit with their legs crossed at the knee. 1.1176 0.11765 17 16 0 1
2107 You need a permit to use charcoal on the train. 1.1176 0.08055 17 15 2 0
2108 With real estate prices these days, my restaurant was forced to innovate. 1.1176 0.11765 17 16 0 1
2109 Look, buddy, it's called a pop-up store. 1.1176 0.08055 17 15 2 0
2110 No, you're weird! 1.1176 0.08055 17 15 2 0
2111 Dude,if you can make it here,you can make it anywhere. 1.1176 0.08055 17 15 2 0
2112 Don't take my word for it, check out my Yelp reviews. 1.1176 0.08055 17 15 2 0
2113 These startups are really getting out of control. 1.1176 0.08055 17 15 2 0
2114 Beats the Subway sandwiches. 1.1176 0.08055 17 15 2 0
2115 For well-done you’ll have to stay on till 54th Street. 1.1176 0.08055 17 15 2 0
2116 I am assuming you don’t like Wagyu? 1.1176 0.08055 17 15 2 0
2117 The food is faster than we thought! 1.1176 0.08055 17 15 2 0
2118 Of course! I only cook with free-roaming beef. 1.1176 0.11765 17 16 0 1
2119 Normally I get take out, but tonight I thought I'd cook out. 1.1176 0.08055 17 15 2 0
2120 My therapist says I have a legal right to my comfort activity. 1.1176 0.08055 17 15 2 0
2121 Is that an open container? 1.1176 0.08055 17 15 2 0
2122 Yup. Low and slow is the only way to go. 1.1176 0.08055 17 15 2 0
2123 Wow, Jim... you really did leave her for a heffer. 1.1176 0.08055 17 15 2 0
2124 Sure. You can call it a pop-up. 1.1176 0.08055 17 15 2 0
2125 Welcome to the original 'Subway.' Whaddya havin'? 1.1176 0.08055 17 15 2 0
2126 My buddy's like: I couldn't give a rat's ass. And I'm like: Hmmm. I bet you could, if I cooked it right. 1.1176 0.08055 17 15 2 0
2127 I'm trying out some new mobile apps for my menu. 1.1176 0.08055 17 15 2 0
2128 Well, yes. But it's a locally sourced rat. 1.1176 0.08055 17 15 2 0
2129 I'm a subway sandwich artist in train N. 1.1176 0.08055 17 15 2 0
2130 It's all trash-fed and locally sourced. 1.1176 0.08055 17 15 2 0
2131 “I said order from Uber Eats. Not Ünter Eats.” Sheryl Myerson, Malibu, Calif 1.1176 0.08055 17 15 2 0
2132 This is the Queens-bound BBQ express train, right? 1.1176 0.08055 17 15 2 0
2133 I like my sense of entitlement medium rare. How about you? 1.1176 0.08055 17 15 2 0
2134 4th of July traffic is going to be crazy this year. 1.1176 0.08055 17 15 2 0
2135 This is an express, so these will have to be medium rare. 1.1176 0.08055 17 15 2 0
2136 It’s the newest trend. Railgaiting. 1.1176 0.08055 17 15 2 0
2137 Which one of you clicked on our ‘Absolutely Anywhere’ delivery app.? 1.1176 0.08055 17 15 2 0
2138 No, this is the BBQ. You can get the Q at 96th Street. 1.1176 0.08055 17 15 2 0
2139 Hi! I'm Charlie from Boston. Want to trade my wife's beef sandwich for your phone? 1.1176 0.08055 17 15 2 0
2140 I take advantage of the space when it's available. Like you do, but with people. 1.1176 0.08055 17 15 2 0
2141 Cheese? 1.1176 0.08055 17 15 2 0
2142 Subway Diet. 1.1176 0.08055 17 15 2 0
2143 Don't worry, I only look at it while the burger's being flipped in the air 1.1176 0.08055 17 15 2 0
2144 125th St rare, 145th medium, 175th well. 1.1176 0.08055 17 15 2 0
2145 Hey man, it’s July 4th somewhere 1.1176 0.08055 17 15 2 0
2146 No, you can't have one! 1.1176 0.08055 17 15 2 0
2147 It's not too unusual. It's medium rare. 1.1176 0.08055 17 15 2 0
2148 This is the vegetarian train. 1.1176 0.08055 17 15 2 0
2149 It's how I feed the bulldog. 1.1176 0.08055 17 15 2 0
2150 The recipe calls for garlic. Say you wouldn’t happen to have a dash of garlic I could borrow? 1.1176 0.08055 17 15 2 0
2151 It’s cheaper on the gas than having my own food truck. 1.1176 0.08055 17 15 2 0
2152 Meeting my wife at the 53rd Street station, she hasn’t got time to eat between meetings. 1.1176 0.08055 17 15 2 0
2153 The last of my emotional support cow 1.1176 0.08055 17 15 2 0
2154 Mustard and ketchup with your tube steak? 1.1176 0.08055 17 15 2 0
2155 I'm still saving up to buy a food truck. 1.1176 0.08055 17 15 2 0
2156 The Halal Guys drove us underground. 1.1176 0.11765 17 16 0 1
2157 You have 33 more likes and I have a juicy medium rare hamburger. 1.1176 0.08055 17 15 2 0
2158 Sorry, this is an express. I can only make it rare. 1.1176 0.08055 17 15 2 0
2159 well, this is a smokin' carriage 1.1176 0.08055 17 15 2 0
2160 You're just working for the weekend. I'm weekending for the work. 1.1176 0.08055 17 15 2 0
2161 The menu may be limited, but there are those that love it. 1.1176 0.08055 17 15 2 0
2162 A tailgate party for taggers. 1.1176 0.08055 17 15 2 0
2163 I got tired of subway sandwiches. 1.1176 0.08055 17 15 2 0
2164 Just never enough time in the day, is there! 1.1176 0.11765 17 16 0 1
2165 Is it something I said? 1.1176 0.11765 17 16 0 1
2166 No, not burgers, I'm frying iPhones today. 1.1176 0.08055 17 15 2 0
2167 I'm one of your stakeholders. 1.1176 0.08055 17 15 2 0
2168 The kids and the wife are getting on at 72nd Street. 1.1176 0.08055 17 15 2 0
2169 The rent's cheaper down here. 1.1176 0.08055 17 15 2 0
2170 Lady, He's Putting My Kids Through College 1.1176 0.08055 17 15 2 0
2171 Hey pal, you need to get your 'man spread ' workin'. 1.1176 0.08055 17 15 2 0
2172 Great App. 1.1176 0.08055 17 15 2 0
2173 No thanks, I just had breakfast 1.1176 0.08055 17 15 2 0
2174 My neighbors get cranky about the smoke. 1.1176 0.08055 17 15 2 0
2175 Certainly, like I said. by 34th st. this will be well done. 1.1176 0.08055 17 15 2 0
2176 How do you prevent burn out? 1.1176 0.08055 17 15 2 0
2177 Rare? Change at Times Square for the shuttle to Grand Central. Third car. 1.1176 0.11765 17 16 0 1
2178 Change at West 4th for ketchup. 1.1176 0.08055 17 15 2 0
2179 What? Rent is too Damn High! 1.1176 0.08055 17 15 2 0
2180 It actually improves the air quality down here. 1.1176 0.11765 17 16 0 1
2181 It’s the weekend somewhere. What? You’re right. That doesn’t work like 5 o’clock. 1.1176 0.08055 17 15 2 0
2182 So there IS something that can get your attention away from your damn phone. 1.1176 0.08055 17 15 2 0
2183 It could be worst. I could be manspreading. 1.1176 0.08055 17 15 2 0
2184 I need it. It's my comfort barbecue. 1.1176 0.08055 17 15 2 0
2185 The rents in New York are too high so I decided to downsize. 1.1176 0.08055 17 15 2 0
2186 Sorry, I forgot my phone. 1.1176 0.08055 17 15 2 0
2187 I used to have a food truck. 1.1176 0.08055 17 15 2 0
2188 You can also take the express line straight to sunburn and a hangover. 1.1176 0.08055 17 15 2 0
2189 I use the third rail for hot dogs 1.1176 0.08055 17 15 2 0
2190 Feel free to take pictures! 1.1176 0.11765 17 16 0 1
2191 You ever tried grilled rat? 1.1176 0.08055 17 15 2 0
2192 It always comes out rare. 1.1176 0.08055 17 15 2 0
2193 If you lived here, you'd be home now too! 1.1176 0.08055 17 15 2 0
2194 I'm part of the grill economy. 1.1176 0.08055 17 15 2 0
2195 Think globally, grill mobiley. 1.1176 0.11765 17 16 0 1
2196 It comes with the deluxe subway pass, and there are only a few left. 1.1176 0.08055 17 15 2 0
2197 GRUBHUB's new service! 1.1176 0.08055 17 15 2 0
2198 It's called Subway Steak. 1.1176 0.08055 17 15 2 0
2199 No, no burgers. Only subways. 1.1176 0.08055 17 15 2 0
2200 I'm in brand management. 1.1176 0.08055 17 15 2 0
2201 It's an OCD thing. 1.1176 0.08055 17 15 2 0
2202 You want cheese on yours? 1.1176 0.08055 17 15 2 0
2203 Isn't It Summer Friday yet? 1.1176 0.08055 17 15 2 0
2204 I like everyone to know I'm a real American 1.1176 0.08055 17 15 2 0
2205 What? It’s raining hard out there today. 1.1176 0.08055 17 15 2 0
2206 Your Uber Eats order, sir. 1.1176 0.08055 17 15 2 0
2207 'If you order online you get free delivery." 1.1176 0.08055 17 15 2 0
2208 Phone addiction was so pervasive only Joe looked up and saw the subway BBQ 1.1176 0.08055 17 15 2 0
2209 Just in case I'm late for lunch. 1.1176 0.08055 17 15 2 0
2210 Why yes, I accept online orders. 1.1176 0.08055 17 15 2 0
2211 Welcome to MTA Burger. May I take your order? 1.1176 0.08055 17 15 2 0
2212 Can you look up, how to know when it's medium rare? 1.1176 0.08055 17 15 2 0
2213 My food truck broke down. 1.1176 0.08055 17 15 2 0
2214 You got a problem? 1.1176 0.08055 17 15 2 0
2215 I tried the street food thing, but the fresh air didn't agree with me. 1.1176 0.08055 17 15 2 0
2216 Why wasn’t I invited to the red line’s block party? I am on this train like every day. 1.1176 0.11765 17 16 0 1
2217 I'm just getting a head start on the weekend 1.1176 0.08055 17 15 2 0
2218 http://www.mtamovingforward.com/#phase-one 1.1176 0.08055 17 15 2 0
2219 The wife's in the next car whipping up a salad. 1.1176 0.08055 17 15 2 0
2220 I prefer the ambiance of the subway. Just order online from eatnride.com. 1.1176 0.08055 17 15 2 0
2221 What do you mean "catch of the day"? 1.1176 0.08055 17 15 2 0
2222 The grill marks hide the track marks. 1.1176 0.08055 17 15 2 0
2223 I am just warming up on my way to Yankee Stadium. 1.1176 0.08055 17 15 2 0
2224 Gladly pay me Tuesday? 1.1176 0.08055 17 15 2 0
2225 Ms. Nielsen... Mr. Miller... I'm sorry, but we're going to have to ask you to leave. 1.1176 0.11765 17 16 0 1
2226 Your stop is next? I hope you like medium-rare. 1.1176 0.08055 17 15 2 0
2227 Subways aren’t only for sandwiches, you know. 1.1176 0.08055 17 15 2 0
2228 No, I don't Venmo. 1.1176 0.11765 17 16 0 1
2229 I’m off social media. 1.1176 0.08055 17 15 2 0
2230 Even by New York standards this is rare. 1.1176 0.08055 17 15 2 0
2231 Happy July 4 train. 1.1176 0.08055 17 15 2 0
2232 You want the I.R.T. gourmet burger to go? 1.1176 0.08055 17 15 2 0
2233 Shouldn't you be serving "Subways?" 1.1176 0.08055 17 15 2 0
2234 So. How ‘bout them Mets? 1.1176 0.08055 17 15 2 0
2235 Sorry I don't make avocado toast. 1.1176 0.08055 17 15 2 0
2236 Welcome to the MTA. 1.1176 0.08055 17 15 2 0
2237 It's a lot cheaper to make your own than to buy one at Penn Station. 1.1176 0.11765 17 16 0 1
2238 Our homeowner's association does not allow grilling on our terraces. 1.1176 0.08055 17 15 2 0
2239 Your internet search data must have brought us together. 1.1176 0.11765 17 16 0 1
2240 Business is slow, but at least it feels like I'm going someplace. 1.1176 0.08055 17 15 2 0
2241 Freedom apparently barbecues on the subway 1.1176 0.08055 17 15 2 0
2242 What, you don’t like multi-tasking? 1.1176 0.08055 17 15 2 0
2243 Eat local! Fresh catch of the day! Sourced from the track of the uptown A train at 14th street. 1.1176 0.08055 17 15 2 0
2244 If you're wanting well done, you'll need to wait until 125th. 1.1176 0.08055 17 15 2 0
2245 We've got horseshoes in the next car. 1.1176 0.08055 17 15 2 0
2246 Well, at least I’m not manspreading anymore 1.1176 0.08055 17 15 2 0
2247 Somebody used the wrong app. 1.1176 0.08055 17 15 2 0
2248 Sir, I resent that. I have NEVER used gluten. 1.1176 0.11765 17 16 0 1
2249 'On the Mueller Express, everyone gets a chance to perfect their flipping technique'. 1.1176 0.11765 17 16 0 1
2250 Next stop, well done, the end of the line. 1.1176 0.08055 17 15 2 0
2251 What, like I have a yard to do this in? 1.1176 0.11765 17 16 0 1
2252 And you thought Subway meant inexpensive mass produced sandwiches. 1.1176 0.08055 17 15 2 0
2253 The subway has it’s own distinct seasons, don’t you think? 1.1176 0.08055 17 15 2 0
2254 It's incredible how much more I get done when I leave my phone at home. 1.1176 0.08055 17 15 2 0
2255 So far her response has been consistently “nei”... 1.1176 0.08055 17 15 2 0
2256 He's eating, drinking, and arguably, smoking! 1.1176 0.11765 17 16 0 1
2257 I've always HATED the sun 1.1176 0.08055 17 15 2 0
2258 It’ll be ready by Fulton St. 1.1176 0.08055 17 15 2 0
2259 Funny you'd want hot dogs. Delancey to Essex's usually go for kabobs. 1.1176 0.08055 17 15 2 0
2260 Summer phon(e)nomenon 1.1176 0.08055 17 15 2 0
2261 I’m getting a head start on my Hampton’s weekend 1.1176 0.08055 17 15 2 0
2262 Bergen? Not Burger Street? And I don't suppose you have any chopped meat you can spare? 1.1176 0.11765 17 16 0 1
2263 And it doesn't require WiFi. 1.1176 0.08055 17 15 2 0
2264 What? I’ve heard that it’s a good way to recharge my batteries. 1.1176 0.08055 17 15 2 0
2265 But you'd pay $30 for a hamburger in a restaurant, so which of us is really the "crazy" one? 1.1176 0.08055 17 15 2 0
2266 One day, people will wonder about the new rules that have a grill with a line through it. And we’ll be the only ones that know why it was added. 1.1176 0.08055 17 15 2 0
2267 That's one #mediumrare and one #rare, correct? 1.1176 0.08055 17 15 2 0
2268 burger? brat? how bout the Mets? What? Don't tell me your a YANKEES fan.... 1.1176 0.08055 17 15 2 0
2269 Forgive me for staring, but she reminds me of an old grillfriend. 1.1176 0.08055 17 15 2 0
2270 For rare, its the 14th Street stop; medium, 34th; and well done is at 86th. 1.1176 0.08055 17 15 2 0
2271 You know this is a dining car. 1.1176 0.08055 17 15 2 0
2272 Fresher than Subway 1.1176 0.08055 17 15 2 0
2273 You thought you'd seen everything on this train, didn't you? 1.1176 0.08055 17 15 2 0
2274 How'd you know I was from the burbs? 1.1176 0.08055 17 15 2 0
2275 Yep. Grass-fed, organic, with a 401(k). 1.1176 0.08055 17 15 2 0
2276 Actually, I'm on vacation. I just don't tell my wife everything. 1.1176 0.08055 17 15 2 0
2277 I call it the Poo-dill Burger. 1.1176 0.08055 17 15 2 0
2278 My wife demands to eat as soon as I get home. 1.1176 0.08055 17 15 2 0
2279 I work for a BBQ food truck. I hate when they make me take work home. 1.1176 0.08055 17 15 2 0
2280 If we're on time, rare. Probably well done. 1.1176 0.08055 17 15 2 0
2281 The way I make 'em, you can't tell they're vegan. 1.1176 0.08055 17 15 2 0
2282 Steak-holder? It's a spatula, Wall Street. 1.1176 0.08055 17 15 2 0
2283 How did you think the Subway Sandwich got its name? 1.1176 0.11765 17 16 0 1
2284 Straphanger Steak. 1.1176 0.08055 17 15 2 0
2285 Fire beats tourist every time in this game 1.1176 0.11765 17 16 0 1
2286 A Berger, please, not a Brat! 1.1176 0.11765 17 16 0 1
2287 The ad said, “are you looking for a career going places?” 1.1176 0.08055 17 15 2 0
2288 Are you seriously checking your phone for a closer burger place? 1.1176 0.08055 17 15 2 0
2289 A lady from San Francisco just called and threatened to call the police if you don't have a vendor's permit. 1.1176 0.08055 17 15 2 0
2290 Maybe *you* are lost! 1.1176 0.08055 17 15 2 0
2291 Would you mind putting away your phones? That’s rude. 1.1176 0.08055 17 15 2 0
2292 I'm your dream about where you'd rather be. 1.1176 0.08055 17 15 2 0
2293 You had that the last time we were here 1.1176 0.08055 17 15 2 0
2294 My plan is to eventually add an above track pool. 1.1176 0.08055 17 15 2 0
2295 Jesus. Could you please use headphones. I am trying to grill here. 1.1176 0.11765 17 16 0 1
2296 It's called BuskingBQ. 1.1176 0.11765 17 16 0 1
2297 They thought it would be cute since this is the Brooklyn, Bronx, Queens line. 1.1176 0.08055 17 15 2 0
2298 In Brooklyn, I switch to grass fed, barrel aged, and swag the Fedora. 1.1176 0.08055 17 15 2 0
2299 Of course its organic. 1.1176 0.08055 17 15 2 0
2300 Would you like to sample a Metro Morsel? 1.1176 0.08055 17 15 2 0
2301 It's strictly farm-to-train. 1.1176 0.08055 17 15 2 0
2302 I know it’s a bit burnt but I’m in training. 1.1176 0.08055 17 15 2 0
2303 Lump of coal, sir? 1.1176 0.11765 17 16 0 1
2304 I don't know what's worse. This subway or his hotdogs. 1.1176 0.08055 17 15 2 0
2305 My ex got the car, the kids and our friends. But...I got to keep the season tickets! 1.1176 0.08055 17 15 2 0
2306 I couldn't get a permit. 1.1176 0.08055 17 15 2 0
2307 How did you think Subway started? 1.1176 0.08055 17 15 2 0
2308 I wanted a mobile device with an all-you-can-eat data plan. 1.1176 0.08055 17 15 2 0
2309 If I can grill it here, I can grill it anywhere. 1.1176 0.08055 17 15 2 0
2310 Just thought I'd get an early start on the holiday weekend...want one? 1.1176 0.08055 17 15 2 0
2311 Each item sold separately, some items not available, some assembly required. 1.1176 0.08055 17 15 2 0
2312 We live in an apartment. 1.1176 0.08055 17 15 2 0
2313 It's the world's only authentic subway sandwich. 1.1176 0.08055 17 15 2 0
2314 Oui monsieur, it is a subterranean moveable feast. 1.1176 0.11765 17 16 0 1
2315 Hey guys, you wanna put your phones on mute so I don't have to hear them. 1.1176 0.08055 17 15 2 0
2316 I got this from another person that needed to be unplugged...if you know what I mean. 1.1176 0.08055 17 15 2 0
2317 Do you take Bitcoin? 1.1176 0.08055 17 15 2 0
2318 I don’t have a smart phone. I don’t have a Kindle. It’s a long commute. 1.1176 0.08055 17 15 2 0
2319 I figure, just because I’m homeless doesn’t mean I have to give up everything I enjoy. 1.1176 0.11765 17 16 0 1
2320 It’s one thing for people to complain where people can or can’t smoke, but using the charcoal grill? That’s where I put my foot down. Sounds un-American. No one will take away my briquettes. 1.1176 0.08055 17 15 2 0
2321 I thought I'd get a head start on the weekend. 1.1176 0.11765 17 16 0 1
2322 Don't you think this is a cool way to spend the summer night? 1.1176 0.08055 17 15 2 0
2323 What? There’s not an app for this... 1.1176 0.08055 17 15 2 0
2324 Don’t even ask, you can’t have any. 1.1176 0.08055 17 15 2 0
2325 Ever the disruptive innovator, Frank at last found his untapped market segment. 1.1176 0.11765 17 16 0 1
2326 I think your phone's alerting you. 1.1176 0.08055 17 15 2 0
2327 With Pruitt heading the EPA it was just a matter of time. 1.1176 0.11765 17 16 0 1
2328 It's called Nebraska-on-Hudson. 1.1176 0.08055 17 15 2 0
2329 The risk of death from carbon monoxide fumes and the risk of developing gaming disorder--same thing... 1.1176 0.08055 17 15 2 0
2330 The air in the subway provides a certain je ne sais quoi to ground beef. 1.1176 0.08055 17 15 2 0
2331 A Starbucks coffee will cost ya another 18 bucks. 1.1176 0.11765 17 16 0 1
2332 Have you replaced the usual mariachi band in this car? 1.1176 0.08055 17 15 2 0
2333 Medium-Rare was at 34th Street. 1.1176 0.08055 17 15 2 0
2334 Fast Food 1.1176 0.08055 17 15 2 0
2335 It's my Emotional Support Grill, OK?! 1.1176 0.08055 17 15 2 0
2336 Stand away from the closing doors. Now for some serious BQE-ing. 1.1176 0.08055 17 15 2 0
2337 I couldn't decide whether to stay home and barbecue or get out of town. Then I thought, "Why not do both?" 1.1176 0.11765 17 16 0 1
2338 Pardon me,but do you have any yellow mustard? 1.1176 0.08055 17 15 2 0
2339 It’s just one level below a food truck. 1.1176 0.11765 17 16 0 1
2340 What!? Isn’t this the BBQ train? 1.1176 0.08055 17 15 2 0
2341 Hey, don’t knock my side hustle. 1.1176 0.08055 17 15 2 0
2342 Betcha yours can't do a pop-tart as smart as mine 1.1176 0.08055 17 15 2 0
2343 How d’you like yours — late, smelly, or overcrowded? 1.1176 0.08055 17 15 2 0
2344 You say you want it Chicago style? What do you think this is, the El? 1.1176 0.08055 17 15 2 0
2345 What's wrong? Don't you recognize it. It's the same crap that you gave your workers all week long. 1.1176 0.08055 17 15 2 0
2346 Bienvenidos, señor y señora. Si, mi comida huele fenomenal, y el sabor es riquísimo! Y para su conveniencia, aceptamos METROCARD! Que le vaya bien... 1.1176 0.08055 17 15 2 0
2347 At least I'm not frying my brain. 1.1176 0.08055 17 15 2 0
2348 You've caught me, Franklin. I've joined the resistance - you know, living off the grill. 1.1176 0.11765 17 16 0 1
2349 I was the head chef at Mar-A-Lago till the president found out I was Mexican. 1.1176 0.11765 17 16 0 1
2350 What? Of course they're vegan. 1.1176 0.08055 17 15 2 0
2351 But this is the good kind of second-hand smoke 1.1176 0.08055 17 15 2 0
2352 Check your ap fella, it's all a la carte. 1.1176 0.08055 17 15 2 0
2353 Carpe diem, Dude 1.1176 0.08055 17 15 2 0
2354 My neighbors were so impressed with my creative barbecuing that they all chipped in and bought me an unlimited MetroCard to share my gift with the rest of the city." 1.1176 0.08055 17 15 2 0
2355 a cheeseburger or a cheeseburger or a cheeseburger...? 1.1176 0.08055 17 15 2 0
2356 Fresh hotdogs, fresh hotdogs, get your fresh hotdogs here—refreshments are being served in the next subway car down! 1.1176 0.08055 17 15 2 0
2357 I’d like to see Uber try this! 1.1176 0.08055 17 15 2 0
2358 The street meat business is too competitive 1.1176 0.11765 17 16 0 1
2359 Oooo, too smokey!", says the guy who had a bean burrito for lunch 1.1176 0.08055 17 15 2 0
2360 If y’all have the Grillr app I can take your orders. 1.1176 0.08055 17 15 2 0
2361 Best I can do by Times Square is medium rare. 1.1176 0.08055 17 15 2 0
2362 I'd rather you "gladly" pay me now. 1.1176 0.11765 17 16 0 1
2363 Would you prefer it one or two stops done? 1.1176 0.08055 17 15 2 0
2364 Oh.....hey dad. 1.1176 0.11765 17 16 0 1
2365 What, you've never seen a Pop Up before 1.1176 0.08055 17 15 2 0
2366 So I't's not as comedic as Capote's Breakfast at Tiffany's. 1.1176 0.08055 17 15 2 0
2367 It's my pitiful cry for attention. 1.1176 0.08055 17 15 2 0
2368 Hey folks, could you please not check your email until after dinner? 1.1176 0.08055 17 15 2 0
2369 “Location, location. I’m getting off the rails reviews up on the street.” 1.1176 0.11765 17 16 0 1
2370 Can you tell me the correlation between grilling time and mph? 1.1176 0.08055 17 15 2 0
2371 Breakfast is the most important meal. You should be starting your day with a burger. 1.1176 0.08055 17 15 2 0
2372 I used to be a panhandler, but these days all the money is in grills. 1.1176 0.08055 17 15 2 0
2373 Life, Liberty, and the pursuit of American Barbecues 1.1176 0.08055 17 15 2 0
2374 4th of July: Grab a beer...not your cell phone! 1.1176 0.08055 17 15 2 0
2375 Then, my brother-in-law, Gil, showed me “The Snake Method.” Well, that just changed everything. 1.1176 0.08055 17 15 2 0
2376 Hey, I'm grillin' here! 1.1176 0.08055 17 15 2 0
2377 Yeah, I see ya lookin', but I just got the one burger, see? 1.1176 0.08055 17 15 2 0
2378 Reading reviews, checking menu and ordering online for delivery with share my location feature. 1.1176 0.08055 17 15 2 0
2379 I guess Subway and Shake Shack merged. 1.1176 0.08055 17 15 2 0
2380 Please, put your phones away in my dining establishment ! 1.1176 0.08055 17 15 2 0
2381 Siri told me you really wanted this right now. 1.1176 0.08055 17 15 2 0
2382 I'm from Sydney 1.1176 0.08055 17 15 2 0
2383 Well, medium-well, or express? 1.1176 0.08055 17 15 2 0
2384 Of course it’s free range. 1.1176 0.08055 17 15 2 0
2385 Off season tailgating workout. 1.1176 0.11765 17 16 0 1
2386 The boss ain’t going to ruin my weekend. 1.1176 0.08055 17 15 2 0
2387 Why order on-line when you can eat on the Red Line. 1.1176 0.11765 17 16 0 1
2388 It's a lot cooler in here. 1.1176 0.08055 17 15 2 0
2389 What's your instagram handle? 1.1176 0.08055 17 15 2 0
2390 She kicked me out of the house and took the kids to her mom's. 1.1176 0.08055 17 15 2 0
2391 This is running express. For medium well, get off at 14th St and wait for the local. 1.1176 0.08055 17 15 2 0
2392 He's from Wisconsin, dear. 1.1176 0.08055 17 15 2 0
2393 Perhaps we don't need to make reservations tonight! 1.1176 0.08055 17 15 2 0
2394 Of course the sliders are curated! 1.1176 0.08055 17 15 2 0
2395 Would you like 6 inch or footlong? 1.1176 0.08055 17 15 2 0
2396 I personally view my evening commute as an opportunity to relax. 1.1176 0.11765 17 16 0 1
2397 For this line I do tofu burgers on gluten free buns and can charge obscene prices. 1.1176 0.11765 17 16 0 1
2398 Hey, a taco truck on every corner, or grilled beef on commute? 1.1176 0.08055 17 15 2 0
2399 you want fries with that? you can't have them. you're on a fucking subway. 1.1176 0.08055 17 15 2 0
2400 Ask me about my special sauce. 1.1176 0.08055 17 15 2 0
2401 Well, sure, carcinogens in meat cooked over an open flame are unhealthy, but I’m guessing all the carbon monoxide in this enclosed space will kill us first. 1.1176 0.08055 17 15 2 0
2402 This just isn't working as well as the no pants thing. 1.1176 0.08055 17 15 2 0
2403 No, that's not an "S"...is a symbol for smoke because we're inside. 1.1176 0.08055 17 15 2 0
2404 Think of me as a mini-foodcart. 1.1176 0.08055 17 15 2 0
2405 Sorry. No orders for Montauk until we've passed Islip. 1.1176 0.11765 17 16 0 1
2406 What's your problem? Personally, I'm offended by your cell phone. 1.1176 0.08055 17 15 2 0
2407 Yes. How did you guess? 1.1176 0.08055 17 15 2 0
2408 You want some? 1.1176 0.08055 17 15 2 0
2409 For medium, the next stop. For well, the stop after. 1.1176 0.08055 17 15 2 0
2410 Yeah, with all the global warming stuff, de Blasio made us move indoors. 1.1176 0.08055 17 15 2 0
2411 I only take bitcoin for fast-food orders. On the go. 1.1176 0.08055 17 15 2 0
2412 It's Pizza Rat. 1.1176 0.08055 17 15 2 0
2413 This train just come from the yard. 1.1176 0.08055 17 15 2 0
2414 You want your buns toasted? 1.1176 0.08055 17 15 2 0
2415 There is no greater rush than drinking beer, eating a pork chop, passing out from smoke inhalation and waking up in Queens. 1.1176 0.08055 17 15 2 0
2416 My data plan won't let me send texts on the 456 line so I'm trying smoke signals 1.1176 0.11765 17 16 0 1
2417 It's so sad, you just can't put those darn things down. 1.1176 0.08055 17 15 2 0
2418 You think this gig is bad? You should see what they're cooking up in the sewers. 1.1176 0.08055 17 15 2 0
2419 The kids are gettin' on with the pool at the next stop. 1.1176 0.08055 17 15 2 0
2420 I was previously at Joel Robuchon, but I had issues with their plating." 1.1176 0.08055 17 15 2 0
2421 You know my commute home has gotten so long I didn’t think I would ever have time to cook dinner. 1.1176 0.08055 17 15 2 0
2422 My truck got repossesed 1.1176 0.08055 17 15 2 0
2423 Trump Tweets; I have to relocate. 1.1176 0.08055 17 15 2 0
2424 It doesn’t say no barbecuing. 1.1176 0.08055 17 15 2 0
2425 It’s easy, flip every third local stop, serve at the express stop. 1.1176 0.08055 17 15 2 0
2426 Wanna bet the EPA cares? 1.1176 0.08055 17 15 2 0
2427 You’re not the only one who can get a headstart 1.1176 0.08055 17 15 2 0
2428 I call it the "Subway Searing"! 1.1176 0.11765 17 16 0 1
2429 Corporate got the idea to merge Subway and Burger King. Voila. 1.1176 0.11765 17 16 0 1
2430 I don't accept orders by text! 1.1176 0.08055 17 15 2 0
2431 I't's only until I can buy a food truck. 1.1176 0.08055 17 15 2 0
2432 Seriously? Pop-ups are VERY trendy right now. 1.1176 0.08055 17 15 2 0
2433 If you wanted fries with this you should have bought a first class ticket. 1.1176 0.11765 17 16 0 1
2434 My boss asked me to look into ways my commute could be more productive. 1.1176 0.08055 17 15 2 0
2435 How would you like your rat prepared? 1.1176 0.11765 17 16 0 1
2436 The meat is locally-raised. 1.1176 0.08055 17 15 2 0
2437 With this Subway special you choose your bread at the next stop. 1.1176 0.08055 17 15 2 0
2438 They say smoked Apps are really cool! 1.1176 0.08055 17 15 2 0
2439 The Subway mammal's belly, nutrition & value in 1 bite, now trending on Instagram. 1.1176 0.08055 17 15 2 0
2440 This is the E Line, to flavor town. 1.1176 0.08055 17 15 2 0
2441 Do you have any Grey Poupon? 1.1176 0.08055 17 15 2 0
2442 Gas grills aren't allowed. 1.1176 0.08055 17 15 2 0
2443 You want me to cook that phone, too? 1.1176 0.08055 17 15 2 0
2444 He who smelt it dealt it. 1.1176 0.08055 17 15 2 0
2445 Just practising for the interview, sir. Does that look medium rare? 1.1176 0.08055 17 15 2 0
2446 You tailgate your way, I'll tailgate my way. 1.1176 0.08055 17 15 2 0
2447 This is better than standing in the rain! 1.1176 0.08055 17 15 2 0
2448 I prefer local. On express, people be all up in my grill. 1.1176 0.08055 17 15 2 0
2449 I’m from the Anti-Phone Brigade. It’s a fried ear. 1.1176 0.08055 17 15 2 0
2450 It'll be medium rare by Penn Station. 1.1176 0.08055 17 15 2 0
2451 My wife says she’s tired of late commuter dinners. 1.1176 0.08055 17 15 2 0
2452 I'm surprised he could fit that through the turnstile. 1.1176 0.11765 17 16 0 1
2453 I'm writing a book on how to cook the perfect steak. You first take the A and light the charcoal at JFK. A 1 1/2" filet goes on at Utica and you have to turn it once about High St. It's rare by Fulton, medium by Spring, and well by Penn Sta. 1.1176 0.08055 17 15 2 0
2454 Is that case leather? 1.1176 0.08055 17 15 2 0
2455 Timesquare is rare, 14th St. is well done. 1.1176 0.11765 17 16 0 1
2456 At least I’m not dancing. 1.1176 0.08055 17 15 2 0
2457 Chicken wings? Rat meat? You decide. 1.1176 0.08055 17 15 2 0
2458 Truck's in the shop. Go Bears! 1.1176 0.08055 17 15 2 0
2459 The kale salad station is in the next car down. 1.1176 0.08055 17 15 2 0
2460 It's locally sourced. 1.1176 0.08055 17 15 2 0
2461 Well, if a bunch more passengers show up I either drip grease on those who crowd me or if it gets really bad I start flicking coals, so no I always have plenty of room. 1.1176 0.08055 17 15 2 0
2462 It says No Smoking. Nothing about grilling." 1.1176 0.08055 17 15 2 0
2463 Then one day I thought “Why not start dinner on the way home?” 1.1176 0.08055 17 15 2 0
2464 Siri told me to do it. 1.1176 0.08055 17 15 2 0
2465 I am grilling in the one place in New York where it isn't explicitly banned. 1.1176 0.08055 17 15 2 0
2466 MAY I HAVE YOUR ATTENTION PLEASE! I RECENTLY CAME INTO POSSESSION OF A LARGE AMOUNT OF GROUND BEEF! Long story short, without further ado, LADIES AND GENTLEMEN: IT’S “HAMBURGER SHOWTIME”! 1.1176 0.08055 17 15 2 0
2467 I’m on a social media cleanse 1.1176 0.11765 17 16 0 1
2468 It could use some manspread. 1.1176 0.08055 17 15 2 0
2469 Inclusiveness and tolerance is critical to individual and societal survival in an open society and you're welcome to join me unless you're working for the Trump administration and go to restaurants. 1.1176 0.11765 17 16 0 1
2470 Eat fresh,right? 1.1176 0.08055 17 15 2 0
2471 Thank you for using the Gryll app, sir. I believe you requested medium rare? 1.1176 0.08055 17 15 2 0
2472 Would you like me to burn your Republican Party card too? 1.1176 0.08055 17 15 2 0
2473 I think we matched on Tinder. Pun intended. 1.1176 0.08055 17 15 2 0
2474 I have to save every minute I can. 1.1176 0.08055 17 15 2 0
2475 I call it Jamaica Jerk Rat. 1.1176 0.08055 17 15 2 0
2476 Tailgating in the city sucks. 1.1176 0.08055 17 15 2 0
2477 My truck is in the shop so I have to use mass transportation. 1.1176 0.08055 17 15 2 0
2478 So I'm homeless. I still gotta eat. 1.1176 0.08055 17 15 2 0
2479 You want extra megabytes with this? 1.1176 0.08055 17 15 2 0
2480 I was never really happy in the suburbs, y’know? 1.1176 0.08055 17 15 2 0
2481 You’ll want to take the A1. 1.1176 0.08055 17 15 2 0
2482 Wanna take a picture of it for your Facebook page? 1.1176 0.08055 17 15 2 0
2483 I can’t afford my own food truck. 1.1176 0.08055 17 15 2 0
2484 You've never had Subway ? 1.1176 0.08055 17 15 2 0
2485 Sean, Jeff, and Jared are the coolest guys you'll ever MEAT. 1.1176 0.08055 17 15 2 0
2486 You want ambiance? The mariachi band is due from the next car. 1.1176 0.08055 17 15 2 0
2487 You mind putting together a beach-y playlist? 1.1176 0.11765 17 16 0 1
2488 Haven't you heard that the Institute of Culinary Education has a rule against texting and barbecuing at the same time ? 1.1176 0.11765 17 16 0 1
2489 There's no Subway on this route. 1.1176 0.08055 17 15 2 0
2490 I hate to see the weekend end. 1.1176 0.08055 17 15 2 0
2491 My doctor told me to go on the Subway diet, but for some reason I am not really losing much weight. 1.1176 0.08055 17 15 2 0
2492 I so need an App that does that! 1.1176 0.08055 17 15 2 0
2493 We’re the Uber of fast food. 1.1176 0.08055 17 15 2 0
2494 What? The city has been encouraging staycations. 1.1176 0.08055 17 15 2 0
2495 Is that frozen or free range rat? 1.1176 0.08055 17 15 2 0
2496 Of course the beef's organic, I'm not insane! 1.1176 0.11765 17 16 0 1
2497 ...and the charcoal is, of course, gluten-free. 1.1176 0.08055 17 15 2 0
2498 Direct from Houston to Houston. 1.1176 0.08055 17 15 2 0
2499 I'm taking care of the rat problem. 1.1176 0.08055 17 15 2 0
2500 At least it's a T bone. 1.1176 0.08055 17 15 2 0
2501 What?! I'm tailgating for the Knicks game. 1.1176 0.08055 17 15 2 0
2502 Subway. Eat fresh. 1.1176 0.11765 17 16 0 1
2503 Do you have meatballs? They go well in a subway. 1.1176 0.08055 17 15 2 0
2504 This is the closest I have ever lived to the train. I have to say it is quite convenient. 1.1176 0.08055 17 15 2 0
2505 I’m still getting used to retirement. 1.1176 0.11765 17 16 0 1
2506 Just taking it on the Road 1.1176 0.08055 17 15 2 0
2507 Would you mind if I rubbed my meat?" 1.1176 0.08055 17 15 2 0
2508 Charcoal is back. 1.1176 0.08055 17 15 2 0
2509 I don't think it looks *that* instagrammable. 1.1176 0.11765 17 16 0 1
2510 What are you looking at? It's the fourth of July! 1.1176 0.08055 17 15 2 0
2511 What? Where else are the carless going to tailgate? 1.1176 0.08055 17 15 2 0
2512 If he was eight years old, I would call the cops. 1.1176 0.08055 17 15 2 0
2513 My food truck was repossessed last week. 1.1176 0.08055 17 15 2 0
2514 At 42nd and Park Avenue I would need a permit 1.1176 0.08055 17 15 2 0
2515 You realize that charring indicates the meat is now carcinogenic? 1.1176 0.11765 17 16 0 1
2516 Grub Hub -Tailgate Division 1.1176 0.08055 17 15 2 0
2517 I though you people liked warm sandwiches from Subway? 1.1176 0.08055 17 15 2 0
2518 It gives new meaning to the phrase "fast food" 1.1176 0.08055 17 15 2 0
2519 I was arrested for opening cans of Whoop-Ass on this train. Now, I serve up big nothing-burgers. 1.1176 0.11765 17 16 0 1
2520 Your cel phones won't turn off my bq 1.1176 0.11765 17 16 0 1
2521 The mayor was gunning for an exterminator, but I submitted the lowest bid. 1.1176 0.08055 17 15 2 0
2522 You can stop staring. Like this is the weirdest thing you’ve seen on the subway 1.1176 0.08055 17 15 2 0
2523 We're trying to bring a little Trump to you metros 1.1176 0.08055 17 15 2 0
2524 My boss insisted that I work overtime on the holiday . 1.1176 0.08055 17 15 2 0
2525 I find that the flavor is greatly enhanced by the rat feces and stench of urine. 1.1176 0.08055 17 15 2 0
2526 Wow! where did the blond come from? 1.1176 0.08055 17 15 2 0
2527 My car's in the shop but I wouldn't miss a good tailgate for anything. 1.1176 0.08055 17 15 2 0
2528 I sure hope this won’t be my last steak ever... 1.1176 0.08055 17 15 2 0
2529 Hey, whaddya never seen a comfort grill? 1.1176 0.08055 17 15 2 0
2530 We're out of pickles, lettuce, tomato. ketchup and buns. But I bet you've got an app for that. 1.1176 0.08055 17 15 2 0
2531 It's West Farms Square–East Tremont Avenue to table. 1.1176 0.08055 17 15 2 0
2532 Pizza Rat is now BBQ rat 1.1176 0.08055 17 15 2 0
2533 Next thing I know, Subway is suing me for trademark infringement. 1.1176 0.08055 17 15 2 0
2534 Charge your phones? Two dollars. 1.1176 0.08055 17 15 2 0
2535 I call it 'The Subway'. 1.1176 0.08055 17 15 2 0
2536 I bet you're thinking: "Only a New Yorker could write a caption for this". 1.1176 0.11765 17 16 0 1
2537 Yes this is the kielbasa line; transfer at 8th Avenue for Italian sausage. 1.1176 0.08055 17 15 2 0
2538 If you want well-done, you'll need to change at Union Square and take the local. 1.1176 0.08055 17 15 2 0
2539 If you lived here you'd be home now. 1.1176 0.08055 17 15 2 0
2540 I was hoping you wouldn't notice. 1.1176 0.11765 17 16 0 1
2541 Tube steaks. 1.1176 0.08055 17 15 2 0
2542 Virtual Reality in the MTA’s Parallel Universe. 1.1176 0.11765 17 16 0 1
2543 They say breakfast is your most important meal. 1.1176 0.08055 17 15 2 0
2544 Would you mind putting away your cell phones? This is the quiet car. 1.1176 0.08055 17 15 2 0
2545 You ordered? 1.1176 0.08055 17 15 2 0
2546 Who says riding on the subway is no picnic? 1.1176 0.08055 17 15 2 0
2547 Didn't realize that you're on the Q train? 1.1176 0.08055 17 15 2 0
2548 The city was hesitant to give me a license, but ultimately agreed that charcoal is superior to gas. 1.1176 0.08055 17 15 2 0
2549 Everything tastes better when cooked inside a filthy underground train. 1.1176 0.08055 17 15 2 0
2550 At least I'm doing something social. 1.1176 0.08055 17 15 2 0
2551 If you wait for 'Well Done,' you'll miss your stop. 1.1176 0.11765 17 16 0 1
2552 Grilling is only against the rules when the subway is moving. 1.1176 0.08055 17 15 2 0
2553 Well that's rare. 1.1176 0.11765 17 16 0 1
2554 Sorry, I don’t have a recipe to make the train go faster 1.1176 0.08055 17 15 2 0
2555 Sorry we do not want any - We used to ride with our cat & your grilled fish was so bad it had no lives left 1.1176 0.08055 17 15 2 0
2556 Divorce settlement. 1.1176 0.11765 17 16 0 1
2557 I'm on a working vacation. 1.1176 0.11765 17 16 0 1
2558 What, you like it underdone? 1.1176 0.08055 17 15 2 0
2559 It's part of our new program to control rodents. 1.1176 0.11765 17 16 0 1
2560 Like you, I carry my work and pleasure with me. 1.1176 0.08055 17 15 2 0
2561 What? Subway decided to sell burgers. Not my idea. 1.1176 0.08055 17 15 2 0
2562 Medium rare? 1.1176 0.08055 17 15 2 0
2563 Something I saw on Pinterest, why? 1.1176 0.08055 17 15 2 0
2564 I'm practicing for my food truck license. 1.1176 0.08055 17 15 2 0
2565 I found a new place for take-out. 1.1176 0.08055 17 15 2 0
2566 Your text said well done. 1.1176 0.08055 17 15 2 0
2567 It's a new concept in foodie freshness. Fresh wheel squished right to the grill. 1.1176 0.11765 17 16 0 1
2568 'No tuba,' they said 1.1176 0.08055 17 15 2 0
2569 I couldn't afford to buy a food truck. 1.1176 0.08055 17 15 2 0
2570 You suck your phone for nourishment. I'll have a Burger. 1.1176 0.08055 17 15 2 0
2571 Service on the B B and Q lines has definitely improved. 1.1176 0.08055 17 15 2 0
2572 My wife says I need to start exploring new ways of grilling 1.1176 0.11765 17 16 0 1
2573 I'd like to add you to my LinkedIn network 1.1176 0.08055 17 15 2 0
2574 I've got a veggie option if you don't eat rat. 1.1176 0.08055 17 15 2 0
2575 The artisanal subway burger is topped with a dill and spit aioli and comes with a side of dirty flipflop infused sweet potato puree. 1.1176 0.08055 17 15 2 0
2576 We're trying to make underground BBQ a New York "thing". 1.1176 0.08055 17 15 2 0
2577 Hey, man, stop with the Subway jokes and just order... 1.1176 0.08055 17 15 2 0
2578 After riding for years, I thought the subway needed dining options.....how would you like that burger.... 1.1176 0.08055 17 15 2 0
2579 It's below-the-street-meat. 1.1176 0.08055 17 15 2 0
2580 I usually go about 2 delays per side. 1.1176 0.08055 17 15 2 0
2581 I'm running late to the party. 1.1176 0.11765 17 16 0 1
2582 It's my new job after losing the Primary. I'm now a sub-subservient to the Democrats. Do you want this medium rare? 1.1176 0.08055 17 15 2 0
2583 This is the A-line bratwurst special. Why not try it? 1.1176 0.08055 17 15 2 0
2584 Welcome to Subway.Would you like that toasted? 1.1176 0.08055 17 15 2 0
2585 One stop for rare, three -- for medium, well-done will take you clear across town. 1.1176 0.08055 17 15 2 0
2586 You don't just have to smell the subway, now you can taste it. 1.1176 0.11765 17 16 0 1
2587 How do you think Subway Sandwiches got started, Einstein? 1.1176 0.08055 17 15 2 0
2588 My man cave is being repainted. 1.1176 0.08055 17 15 2 0
2589 Don't worry, guys, the MTA hasn't installed the smoke alarm yet. You know, it "May Take Awhile!" 1.1176 0.08055 17 15 2 0
2590 Sorry to bother you sir but do you happen to have any ketchup? 1.1176 0.08055 17 15 2 0
2591 Cooking is the first step in weaning myself from my phone. 1.1176 0.08055 17 15 2 0
2592 Yes, it's exactly like farm-to-table 1.1176 0.08055 17 15 2 0
2593 You can either get all self-righteous, or post this to Twitter and make it a red state, blue state thing. 1.1176 0.08055 17 15 2 0
2594 Hey, you roasting my Bitcoins? 1.1176 0.08055 17 15 2 0
2595 Can't you get an app for that? 1.1176 0.08055 17 15 2 0
2596 Of course there's no lid - there's no smoking on the train. 1.1176 0.08055 17 15 2 0
2597 What's your problem? You'd rather have a live rat running around? 1.1176 0.08055 17 15 2 0
2598 It's not your typical Subway food. 1.1176 0.11765 17 16 0 1
2599 No smoking involved. I'm vaping this burger. 1.1176 0.08055 17 15 2 0
2600 Boss said I had to go into work on the 4th, Soooooooooo 1.1176 0.08055 17 15 2 0
2601 Never tell another man how to flip his patty. 1.1176 0.08055 17 15 2 0
2602 Did you say 'rare' or 'what the hell' 1.1176 0.08055 17 15 2 0
2603 What are you two doing in my backyard? 1.1176 0.08055 17 15 2 0
2604 We had to sell the summer house. 1.1176 0.08055 17 15 2 0
2605 Food trucks are so yesterday. 1.1176 0.08055 17 15 2 0
2606 You coastal elites are so out of touch with the Real America. 1.1176 0.08055 17 15 2 0
2607 I take it this is your first time in Business Class on the L Train. 1.1176 0.08055 17 15 2 0
2608 Text or phone your order. Ready by next stop. 1.1176 0.08055 17 15 2 0
2609 After twenty years of commuting, you find your weekends where you can. 1.1176 0.08055 17 15 2 0
2610 Medium OK? If I do well-done I'm gonna miss the kickoff. 1.1176 0.05609 34 30 4 0
2611 Promised the wife a barbecue dinner. She gets on at the next stop. 1.1176 0.11765 17 16 0 1
2612 Falafel just doesn’t really agree with me. 1.1176 0.08055 17 15 2 0
2613 I used to make subways, but it was too cliche. 1.1176 0.08055 17 15 2 0
2614 Sir, I'm starting a new franchise: I'm calling it Subway Sandwiches. You want in? 1.1176 0.08055 17 15 2 0
2615 I overslept and didn't have time to pack a lunch. 1.1176 0.08055 17 15 2 0
2616 How about you stop grilling ME! 1.1176 0.08055 17 15 2 0
2617 Talk to me . . . 1.1176 0.08055 17 15 2 0
2618 Well, this is an interesting tryout for a Subway franchise 1.1176 0.08055 17 15 2 0
2619 Sorry but your burger is running behind schedule today. 1.1176 0.08055 17 15 2 0
2620 The chef recommends medium rare. 1.1176 0.08055 17 15 2 0
2621 Tailgating is the missing component of ridership, I tell you. 1.1176 0.08055 17 15 2 0
2622 We're dealing with the poor performance of line 2 trains by converting them to stationary burger joints. 1.1176 0.08055 17 15 2 0
2623 Its a pre-game tailgater. My car was stolen last week. 1.1176 0.08055 17 15 2 0
2624 I'm a chef in training. 1.1176 0.08055 17 15 2 0
2625 Hot enough for ya? 1.1176 0.08055 17 15 2 0
2626 It's a long commute. I get hungry. 1.1176 0.08055 17 15 2 0
2627 I hope you 1.1176 0.08055 17 15 2 0
2628 Some people read, I barbecue. 1.1176 0.08055 17 15 2 0
2629 I have know idea how I got hers. 1.1176 0.08055 17 15 2 0
2630 What? I like to multi-task on my way home from the office. 1.1176 0.08055 17 15 2 0
2631 Well, you did sit in the grilling section. 1.1176 0.08055 17 15 2 0
2632 No phones in the dining car. 1.1176 0.08055 17 15 2 0
2633 It'll be medium rare if you're getting off at the next stop. 1.1176 0.08055 17 15 2 0
2634 No, I'll just follow you. 1.1176 0.08055 17 15 2 0
2635 I didn’t think you’d notice! 1.1176 0.11765 17 16 0 1
2636 New Cooking Show. It's called, "People Will Eat Anything." Want Some? 1.1176 0.11765 17 16 0 1
2637 I’m a new chef in training. 1.1176 0.08055 17 15 2 0
2638 It was the only slack the MTA'd cut us. NO, we couldn't have a day off with pay... But YES we could barbecue. 1.1176 0.08055 17 15 2 0
2639 Insensitive to my surroundings? I think not . . . this is a tofu burger and it comes with a gluten-free bun. 1.1176 0.08055 17 15 2 0
2640 It’s the new Uber. 1.1176 0.08055 17 15 2 0
2641 To be honest, you're the first person who's noticed. 1.1176 0.08055 17 15 2 0
2642 Medium well? Buddy, this is the express. 1.1176 0.08055 17 15 2 0
2643 My brother in law said he had a great location for a Subway franchise... 1.1176 0.08055 17 15 2 0
2644 Is there a discount code for online orders? 1.1176 0.08055 17 15 2 0
2645 If you can't stand the heat,stay out of my kitchen! 1.1176 0.08055 17 15 2 0
2646 Protip: put your beer in a soda can. 1.1176 0.08055 17 15 2 0
2647 What am I grilling? You don't want to know. 1.1176 0.08055 17 15 2 0
2648 No, I can't send this to your mobile device. 1.1176 0.11765 17 16 0 1
2649 Vegetarian? 1.1176 0.08055 17 15 2 0
2650 Actually, most traditional barbecues are underground. 1.1176 0.08055 17 15 2 0
2651 I like to eat on the run. 1.1176 0.08055 17 15 2 0
2652 Small!? What did you expect from the Subway-Sizzle-not-Steak app? 1.1176 0.08055 17 15 2 0
2653 Briarwood is fire resistant and tariff free, with pleasant Van Wyck aroma. 1.1176 0.08055 17 15 2 0
2654 ...and after I attached wheels, I could finally have a home cooked breakfast on-the-go 1.1176 0.08055 17 15 2 0
2655 And you can imagine my surprise when I saw all the rats free for the taking 1.1176 0.11765 17 16 0 1
2656 Once I finish my email, I figure I'm on my own time. 1.1176 0.08055 17 15 2 0
2657 My food truck go repossessed. 1.1176 0.08055 17 15 2 0
2658 I really like the upgraded service on this line 1.1176 0.08055 17 15 2 0
2659 Don't judge me! 1.1176 0.08055 17 15 2 0
2660 I'll take mine rare since I'm getting off at the next stop. 1.1176 0.11765 17 16 0 1
2661 Sorry, I must have misunderstood. This isn’t the location of the underground grilling competition? 1.1176 0.08055 17 15 2 0
2662 Thanks for crossing your legs, my wiener needs the room. 1.1176 0.08055 17 15 2 0
2663 The meat is locally grown. 1.1176 0.11765 17 16 0 1
2664 Show me where it says "No Barbecuing." 1.1176 0.08055 17 15 2 0
2665 Think of it as the food truck comes to you. 1.1176 0.08055 17 15 2 0
2666 So he said, "Not in my taxi!" 1.1176 0.08055 17 15 2 0
2667 The way I figure it, anything goes under this President. 1.1176 0.08055 17 15 2 0
2668 Sorry Buddy, but this won't be medium till 103 Street. Is medium rare OK for your lady friend? 1.1176 0.08055 17 15 2 0
2669 Next stop is medium rare. 1.1176 0.08055 17 15 2 0
2670 Don't take those NO SMOKING signs too literally. 1.1176 0.08055 17 15 2 0
2671 The microwave broke at work. 1.1176 0.08055 17 15 2 0
2672 Next time be more specific when you use your Grill App. 1.1176 0.08055 17 15 2 0
2673 ...and how would you like yours prepared, Sir? Fenway, Chestnut Hills or Riverside? 1.1176 0.08055 17 15 2 0
2674 Does it look like I have fries?" 1.1176 0.08055 17 15 2 0
2675 My wife says I spend too much time in the backyard and suggested I get out more. 1.1176 0.08055 17 15 2 0
2676 Subway Sous Chef FADE IN: NYC A TRAIN - NIGHT Will Randy burn Mike's shrimp fiesta burger with avocado accompaniment? Will Jessica believe the Facebook posts about Randy's wife's cousin Alex having 3 eyes and a bad temper? RANDY “I feel dizzy.” 1.1176 0.11765 17 16 0 1
2677 Instruments never worked, so I turn this heat up to get attention. 1.1176 0.08055 17 15 2 0
2678 Yes is a veggie patty 1.1176 0.08055 17 15 2 0
2679 Do you have any buns? 1.1176 0.08055 17 15 2 0
2680 If you have service, can you confirm the safe cooking time for a NYC subway rat? 1.1176 0.11765 17 16 0 1
2681 like seeing the legs crossed, pimp. i hate to see one of my kings manspreading on the train. leaving space for women — that's something i really respect for real, homie. 1.1176 0.11765 17 16 0 1
2682 Can you please use headphones and would you like cheese on that? 1.1176 0.08055 17 15 2 0
2683 We’re taking street carts to a new level. 1.1176 0.08055 17 15 2 0
2684 ... and I thought, "Why waste all these perfectly good rats?" 1.1176 0.08055 17 15 2 0
2685 Would you like your burger medium 23rd or well 57th? 1.1176 0.08055 17 15 2 0
2686 Excuse me, you're sitting where the deep-fryer goes. 1.1176 0.08055 17 15 2 0
2687 Life is a picinic 1.1176 0.08055 17 15 2 0
2688 Hey dude, don't get up in my grill. 1.1176 0.08055 17 15 2 0
2689 I know you don't care for hot dogs but I'm expecting a collection of kids from Central America 1.1176 0.08055 17 15 2 0
2690 It's the newest restaurant concept from Subway. 1.1176 0.08055 17 15 2 0
2691 It's called a moveable feast. 1.1176 0.08055 17 15 2 0
2692 Your still like yours protein-style, Bob? 1.1176 0.08055 17 15 2 0
2693 It's not polite to stare. 1.1176 0.08055 17 15 2 0
2694 Side dishes are in the next car . 1.1176 0.08055 17 15 2 0
2695 I overheard my son saying he makes good money cooking for people in the underground market. Thought I'd give it a try. 1.1176 0.08055 17 15 2 0
2696 the special includes a can of soda 1.1176 0.08055 17 15 2 0
2697 I have it right here on my phone. You texted me for medium rare. 1.1176 0.08055 17 15 2 0
2698 You got a problem with foie gras and sparkling vitamin water, buddy?! 1.1176 0.08055 17 15 2 0
2699 Barbecued phones, five bucks each. 1.1176 0.08055 17 15 2 0
2700 Today's drink pairing is a very fine chilled bottle of Yoo-hoo, featuring notes of chocolate with a satisfying sweet finish. 1.1176 0.11765 17 16 0 1
2701 Not on my watch. 1.1176 0.08055 17 15 2 0
2702 Yes, well, I moved here from Green Bay and this is as close as I can get to tailgating. 1.1176 0.08055 17 15 2 0
2703 The only downside is the carbon monoxide. 1.1176 0.08055 17 15 2 0
2704 My coop's rules prohibit charcoal grills 1.1176 0.08055 17 15 2 0
2705 It's a commuter train food truck. 1.1176 0.08055 17 15 2 0
2706 My boss said to get an early start on the weekend. 1.1176 0.08055 17 15 2 0
2707 Hell's Kitchen offers takeout and delivery now. 1.1176 0.08055 17 15 2 0
2708 We’’re taking fast food to a new level — a burger on every train. 1.1176 0.08055 17 15 2 0
2709 Excuse me ladies and gentlemen. I am a recovering fast food addict who is trying to make a living by embracing the slow food movement. 1.1176 0.08055 17 15 2 0
2710 Tailgate for the new Q train 1.1176 0.08055 17 15 2 0
2711 It says No Smoking. I'm not smoking, just basting. 1.1176 0.08055 17 15 2 0
2712 Thanks to Oakland's #BBQBecky, I'm now part of Make America Grill Again Campaign. 1.1176 0.08055 17 15 2 0
2713 Is that a meatless version? 1.1176 0.08055 17 15 2 0
2714 I'm not actually cooking anything. I am a hamburger ventriloquist. 1.1176 0.08055 17 15 2 0
2715 If you want it rare I'd advise you to get off at the next stop. 1.1176 0.08055 17 15 2 0
2716 My specialty? The Cony Island Therapy Dog. 1.1176 0.08055 17 15 2 0
2717 This is take home to work day. 1.1176 0.08055 17 15 2 0
2718 No Thanks. I ate on the local 1.1176 0.08055 17 15 2 0
2719 I don't care what your recipe app says, barbecued tofu needs salt. 1.1176 0.08055 17 15 2 0
2720 My wife told me to bring home a Subway dinner 1.1176 0.08055 17 15 2 0
2721 My wife's a vegan. 1.1176 0.08055 17 15 2 0
2722 I am taking the BMT to the IRT to the BBQ. 1.1176 0.08055 17 15 2 0
2723 Apple Pay or Paypal? 1.1176 0.08055 17 15 2 0
2724 No, pal, it’s not locally sourced. You’re on the express! 1.1176 0.08055 17 15 2 0
2725 I'm you this weekend. 1.1176 0.11765 17 16 0 1
2726 Just pretend you're in an elitist cartoon . . .snowflake . .. 1.1176 0.08055 17 15 2 0
2727 Hey, watch it! Manspreading applies to the elbows as well as the knees. 1.1176 0.11765 17 16 0 1
2728 The mayor said the city is like an extension of my backyard. 1.1176 0.08055 17 15 2 0
2729 My wife gives me hell if I don't have dinner ready on time on cook out nights. 1.1176 0.08055 17 15 2 0
2730 Come & get it folks - I’m the alternate option to a drive through and it’s made to order! 1.1154 0.08462 26 24 1 1
2731 Don't look so surprised. I'm just planning ahead for the next major subway breakdown on the 4th of July 1.1154 0.06390 26 23 3 0
2732 Free to anyone who has a shingle! 1.1154 0.08462 26 24 1 1
2733 My permit? ItM 1.1132 0.05154 53 48 4 1
2734 Blackberries? 1.1111 0.07622 18 16 2 0
2735 Why wait until you get home? 1.1111 0.07622 18 16 2 0
2736 What? You think I’d try this if I wasn’t drinking . 1.1111 0.11111 18 17 0 1
2737 The Bar Car is the next one down. 1.1111 0.07622 18 16 2 0
2738 sorry sir, it will have to be rare if you're getting off at the next stop!" 1.1111 0.07622 18 16 2 0
2739 I've been on the run ever since I endorsed Trump at a family cook-out in Scarsdale. 1.1111 0.07622 18 16 2 0
2740 I like to start my weekends early. 1.1111 0.07622 18 16 2 0
2741 I bused at Bobby Flay's 1.1111 0.07622 18 16 2 0
2742 The fuck are you looking at? 1.1111 0.07622 18 16 2 0
2743 Barbeque? What do you mean this is rare? 1.1111 0.11111 18 17 0 1
2744 The C line has dessert until 9:00 pm. 1.1111 0.07622 18 16 2 0
2745 All aboard the gravy train! 1.1111 0.07622 18 16 2 0
2746 Welcome to Subway 1.1111 0.11111 18 17 0 1
2747 If your stop is Flatbush, you only can get it medium-rare. 1.1111 0.07622 18 16 2 0
2748 …and you thought George Foreman was an innovator 1.1111 0.07622 18 16 2 0
2749 May I borrow your jar of Grey Poupon? 1.1111 0.07622 18 16 2 0
2750 Waiting for the L Train, thought I'd make some grub 1.1111 0.07622 18 16 2 0
2751 Our food delivery is the freshest in town. 1.1111 0.07622 18 16 2 0
2752 Stop what you're doing. I'm from the 'Permit Patty' vigilante movement. 1.1111 0.07622 18 16 2 0
2753 Hey, gotta make a living somehow. So you want fries with that burger?" 1.1111 0.07622 18 16 2 0
2754 Sorry, there's no such thing as a Subway burger. 1.1111 0.07622 18 16 2 0
2755 By offering free food, we're hoping to finally receive a positive rating. 1.1111 0.07622 18 16 2 0
2756 You guys ordered the Amazon burgers? 1.1111 0.07622 18 16 2 0
2757 You wouldn't happen to have a packet of ketchup in that briefcase, would ya? 1.1111 0.07622 18 16 2 0
2758 well, its faster than Grubhub 1.1111 0.07622 18 16 2 0
2759 We're live on the Food Chunnel. 1.1111 0.07622 18 16 2 0
2760 ...at least I don't have a child escaping through the breast pocket of my sports jacket 1.1111 0.07622 18 16 2 0
2761 Of course it's not frozen. On this subway you eat fresh. 1.1111 0.07622 18 16 2 0
2762 This must be your first trip on the meatro... 1.1111 0.11111 18 17 0 1
2763 Hey, I’m the new chef at the Red Hen. Where do you work? 1.1111 0.07622 18 16 2 0
2764 Two dollars a burger to help my team buy ubiforms. 1.1111 0.07622 18 16 2 0
2765 By lighting the charcoal now, I'll be ready to grill when I arrive at Yankee Stadium in 25 minutes. 1.1111 0.07622 18 16 2 0
2766 It's a long ride, you text, I cook 1.1111 0.07622 18 16 2 0
2767 Locally sourced panhandling is a win-win. 1.1111 0.11111 18 17 0 1
2768 I'm tired of you all callin' me redneck...ain't no sun down here. 1.1111 0.05312 36 32 4 0
2769 What's the problem? You expect chateaubriand? 1.1111 0.07622 18 16 2 0