Contest #622 Summary

Name	Value
Submission deadline	2018-07-01T20:53:00.000Z
Voting started	-
Voting ended	2018-07-22T20:54:00.000Z
Finalists announced	2018-07-16T20:53:00.000Z
Magazine(s) announcing finalists issued	July 23, 2018
Number of captions	4883
Number of responses	99592
Number of participants	-

Rank	Caption	Mean	Precision	Total votes	"Unfunny" votes	"Somewhat funny" votes	"Funny" votes
0	To go?	2.1027	0.04141	370	100	132	138
1	My wife got the house.	1.7664	0.05190	244	115	71	58
2	It’ll have to be rare, buddy. I get off at 42nd Street.	1.6879	0.05846	157	74	58	25
3	If you want cheese, you’ll have to stay on until 59th Street.	1.6733	0.06020	150	73	53	24
4	We’re on the express so it’s medium rare only.	1.6508	0.09373	63	32	21	10
5	Business has been great since you Trumpsters ran out of places to eat.	1.6395	0.08739	86	49	19	18
6	I find that the lack of air circulation really seals in the flavor.	1.6222	0.07673	90	47	30	13
7	Well,I can't very well do this in a cab, now can I?	1.6029	0.09166	68	38	19	11
8	‘I’m saving for a food truck.’	1.5670	0.07602	97	57	25	15
9	What? You've never heard of Meals on Wheels?	1.5625	0.07226	96	54	30	12
10	Penn Station is medium. Times Square is well done.	1.5591	0.08438	93	60	14	19
11	Ya gotta problem with Meals-on-Wheels?	1.5579	0.07288	95	54	29	12
12	So I figured I could complain about the pigeon problem, or I could do something constructive about it.	1.5510	0.07270	98	57	28	13
13	33rd St. for medium rare, 51st for medium. I'm not responsible for anything above 59th.	1.5506	0.07992	89	54	21	14
14	To stay or to go?	1.5325	0.06558	77	39	35	3
15	Would you like that for here or to go?	1.5227	0.07041	88	50	30	8
16	The forecast says rain.	1.5200	0.07678	75	43	25	7
17	Is my drinking bothering you?	1.5139	0.09063	72	47	13	12
18	34th Street for medium rare, 59th street for well done.	1.5139	0.08390	72	44	19	9
19	42nd Street,rare. 34th Street,medium. Wall Street,well done.	1.5135	0.08218	74	45	20	9
20	It’s New York, buddy. I can make it anywhere.	1.5000	0.08968	66	42	15	9
21	Yeah, I do want to spend my whole life flipping burgers.	1.5000	0.08442	74	47	17	10
22	I'd appreciate a good Yelp review.	1.4937	0.07617	79	48	23	8
23	Finally you're starting to notice things again.	1.4928	0.08418	69	43	18	8
24	They allow them if they’re service grills.	1.4925	0.09599	67	46	9	12
25	When you call security, you think they’ll believe you ???	1.4925	0.09361	67	45	11	11
26	Is that for here or to go?	1.4875	0.07333	80	48	25	7
27	Sure, you're going to work on a Sunday, but I'm the crazy one.	1.4853	0.08247	68	42	19	7
28	I don't want this place to become a tourist trap, so I'm trying to keep it underground.	1.4844	0.08907	64	41	15	8
29	OK ... but tell your friends it's BYOB.	1.4783	0.06459	115	73	29	13
30	Are you the ones who texted for fresh barbecue?	1.4773	0.10530	44	28	11	5
31	Would you like that to go?	1.4762	0.08722	63	40	16	7
32	Steaks are running on or close to schedule	1.4746	0.08835	59	37	16	6
33	Is this to go ?	1.4699	0.06713	83	49	29	5
34	Sorry, medium well will take till 86th St.	1.4655	0.08596	58	36	17	5
35	I bought a bridge. Now I own a train too !!	1.4632	0.07749	95	66	14	15
36	This is my stop. Take over, will ya?	1.4603	0.08104	63	39	19	5
37	I can only do medium-rare by the next stop.	1.4561	0.09717	57	39	10	8
38	The ad was for a job at Subway.	1.4545	0.09989	55	38	9	8
39	It's not enough anymore to simply bring home the bacon.	1.4545	0.09646	55	37	11	7
40	First time on the BQ?	1.4483	0.08221	58	36	18	4
41	Of course it's fresh. I found it on the tracks this morning.	1.4464	0.09843	56	39	9	8
42	We literally mean to go.	1.4444	0.06826	54	30	24	0
43	Technically I am not smoking.	1.4394	0.08398	66	44	15	7
44	Of course I was the original subway. Now l see them in strip malls!	1.4314	0.08968	51	33	14	4
45	If you wanted medium, you should of stopped me at Soho.	1.4314	0.08520	51	32	16	3
46	Are you kidding? Drive a food truck in Manhattan?	1.4306	0.07869	72	48	17	7
47	She got our backyard in the divorce.	1.4286	0.10102	49	34	9	6
48	Well with all of the delays you really have to get a jump on the weekend.	1.4286	0.08748	49	31	15	3
49	Next time, and for faster service, you might try ordering online."	1.4286	0.09671	49	33	11	5
50	Who says the commute's no picnic?	1.4286	0.10102	49	34	9	6
51	Tried taking my business to the streets, but I went under.	1.4286	0.11294	49	37	3	9
52	How do you THINK it gets from farm to table?	1.4286	0.09671	49	33	11	5
53	Honestly, you're the first person who's noticed.	1.4259	0.09749	54	38	9	7
54	Yes, I'm the engineer! Why?	1.4211	0.08652	57	38	14	5
55	We're on the local, so well-done is your only option.	1.4203	0.07559	69	45	19	5
56	If you're not going to order anything I'm going to have to ask you to move along.	1.4200	0.09515	50	34	11	5
57	At least something about the subway is "well done."	1.4200	0.09515	50	34	11	5
58	Would it concern you if I said the meat was locally-sourced?	1.4200	0.09076	50	33	13	4
59	My car was repossessed, but I still like to tailgate.	1.4167	0.09337	48	32	12	4
60	Sorry, they only have the vegan burger on the L.	1.4167	0.08333	60	40	15	5
61	For me, the journey is the reward.	1.4167	0.08333	48	30	16	2
62	You used to be able to smoke down here.	1.4167	0.09337	48	32	12	4
63	It's an emotional support grill.	1.4138	0.08533	58	39	14	5
64	One pen I can understand...but three? Do you really need three?	1.4130	0.10109	46	32	9	5
65	Get off here and it’s medium-rare. Well-done is 47th street.	1.4130	0.10576	46	33	7	6
66	'Steaks On A Train'	1.4130	0.10109	46	32	9	5
67	My wife thinks I'm vegan.	1.4130	0.10109	46	32	9	5
68	What ? You never saw a guy drink a beer on the subway ?	1.4130	0.10576	46	33	7	6
69	Food trucks are so 2017.	1.4082	0.09636	49	34	10	5
70	I'm late for the tailgate party.	1.4082	0.09184	49	33	12	4
71	Secret sauce? Ambiance.	1.4082	0.09636	49	34	10	5
72	Well, Sir, ours is a tunnel-to-table establishment, so I generally recommend very well done.	1.4058	0.08081	69	48	14	7
73	Personally, I find the rats a little gamey.	1.4043	0.09930	47	33	9	5
74	Care for something I found under the seat but grilled to perfection?	1.4043	0.10386	47	34	7	6
75	This is the smoking car.	1.4043	0.10386	47	34	7	6
76	This is the BBQ line to Coney Island, right?	1.4043	0.09930	47	33	9	5
77	Not a lot of meat on a rat, I'll tell you what.	1.4043	0.09930	47	33	9	5
78	Care for a subway sandwich?	1.4038	0.09215	52	36	11	5
79	61st is rare. 135th is well-done.	1.4000	0.10249	45	32	8	5
80	So now I'm just like, "make the most of every moment", you know?	1.4000	0.10249	45	32	8	5
81	There's no smoking, but they didn't say anything about grilling.	1.4000	0.09744	45	31	10	4
82	So I figured, why not take manspreading to the next level?	1.4000	0.10249	45	32	8	5
83	She got the house and car--I got the grill.	1.3958	0.08802	48	32	13	3
84	I assume you want this to go?	1.3953	0.09494	43	29	11	3
85	We're "Tunnel to Table".	1.3953	0.09494	43	29	11	3
86	It's $5 here, $10 at the next stop and $20 once we hit SoHo.	1.3953	0.11107	43	32	5	6
87	If you want it well-done, we're going to Queens.	1.3953	0.10597	43	31	7	5
88	You want well done, you should take the local.	1.3953	0.10597	43	31	7	5
89	Don't worry, its all locally sourced.	1.3934	0.08191	61	42	14	5
90	The new ordinances have forced a lot of us underground.	1.3913	0.10062	46	33	8	5
91	Do you want this on time or with a significant delay?	1.3913	0.09570	46	32	10	4
92	Now THIS is manspreading.	1.3878	0.09590	49	35	9	5
93	Well, where CAN I grill in this goddamn city?	1.3864	0.09319	44	30	11	3
94	It sends the other rats a message."	1.3810	0.10751	42	31	6	5
95	79th Street? Best I can do is medium-rare.	1.3810	0.10197	42	30	8	4
96	Rare ? Well, for the subway I guess it is .	1.3810	0.10197	42	30	8	4
97	I’ll text you when its done.	1.3810	0.10197	42	30	8	4
98	What' s gonna be, rare at Chambers Street, medium at Columbus Circle, or well done at Van Cortlandt Park?	1.3810	0.09611	42	29	10	3
99	Do you want it to go?	1.3800	0.08519	50	34	13	3
100	My emotional support grill—changed my life.	1.3750	0.10554	40	29	7	4
101	My landlord won't allow it.	1.3750	0.09259	40	27	11	2
102	I'm training as a sous-chef.	1.3750	0.07880	56	38	15	3
103	Since rent has become unaffordable, I've gained something of an underground following.	1.3750	0.09237	48	34	10	4
104	Would you rather I wok?	1.3750	0.09928	40	28	9	3
105	Down here, just think of it as aromatherapy.	1.3750	0.10554	40	29	7	4
106	For rare, get off at 14th street. For well done, you'll have to wait until 59th.	1.3750	0.10152	48	36	6	6
107	This is the express. I don't have time to make yours well done.	1.3750	0.09259	40	27	11	2
108	If you see something burning, say something.	1.3750	0.09259	40	27	11	2
109	My emotional-support animal is a steak.	1.3684	0.10945	38	28	6	4
110	My phone died.	1.3684	0.11576	38	29	4	5
111	It's part of the Slow Food movement.	1.3684	0.12175	38	30	2	6
112	Crossing your legs like that doesn't seem very masculine.	1.3684	0.10945	38	28	6	4
113	Jacob's performance art piece depicting suburban America was lost on his metropolitan audience	1.3684	0.11576	38	29	4	5
114	I don't have a phone - it gives me something to do on the way home.	1.3684	0.10945	38	28	6	4
115	It's what I do every time Independence Day falls on a Wednesday.	1.3684	0.10274	38	27	8	3
116	Yeah, well, I don't think you're supposed to watch YouTube videos without headphones on the train.	1.3673	0.09079	49	35	10	4
117	This is hamburger, you can buy a steak on the A train.	1.3673	0.08089	49	33	14	2
118	It's Westchester somewhere.	1.3673	0.09536	49	36	8	5
119	With only 5 minutes of your time I can show you how to live the dream too!	1.3659	0.10334	41	30	7	4
120	The transfer is gonna be the hard part.	1.3659	0.09726	41	29	9	3
121	It depends. What do you mean by "meat'?	1.3636	0.08658	44	30	12	2
122	I love my reverse commute.	1.3590	0.10702	39	29	6	4
123	It's much more dramatic than a tatoo. Roll up your sleeve.	1.3590	0.11315	39	30	4	5
124	Better have it medium rare: this is an express.	1.3590	0.10702	39	29	6	4
125	I’m the food train guy.	1.3590	0.09357	39	27	10	2
126	Love the summer, hate the sun.	1.3590	0.10702	39	29	6	4
127	I always said I wouldn't miss the commute, but whad'ya know?	1.3556	0.09617	45	33	8	4
128	I went from the rat race to grilling them.	1.3542	0.09172	48	35	9	4
129	I know we ain't in Paris but it's my version of 'a moveable feast' .	1.3529	0.07833	51	35	14	2
130	If you see something, don't say something.	1.3514	0.09661	37	26	9	2
131	It's free if you're a member of Amazon Prime.	1.3514	0.10409	37	27	7	3
132	You should see what I can do on an airplane.	1.3514	0.11764	37	29	3	5
133	It's subway fare.	1.3514	0.09661	37	26	9	2
134	No one gets a jump on the weekend like I do.	1.3514	0.10409	37	27	7	3
135	If you can't take the heat, get off at the next station.	1.3514	0.10409	37	27	7	3
136	Your stop's coming up. Is rare okay?	1.3514	0.09661	37	26	9	2
137	I'm sorry. I can't serve you until all of your party arrives.	1.3514	0.09661	37	26	9	2
138	It's tough when July 4th falls on a Wednesday.	1.3514	0.11107	37	28	5	4
139	You can have it rare at 34th Street, medium at 42nd Street, or well done at 59th Street.	1.3514	0.09661	37	26	9	2
140	The mosquitoes don't usually find me until about midtown.	1.3514	0.11764	37	29	3	5
141	We are being held momentarily by the train dispatcher. He has the mustard.	1.3514	0.10409	37	27	7	3
142	You never know how long the commute will take.	1.3514	0.08850	37	25	11	1
143	Can you believe the fella with his feet up on the seat down there? No decency.	1.3514	0.10409	37	27	7	3
144	My wife said "not in MY backyard!" so I left.	1.3514	0.08850	37	25	11	1
145	I had to work late, and it's my turn to make dinner.	1.3514	0.09661	37	26	9	2
146	Cooking is easy. Jumping the turnsyle with a lit grill is hard.	1.3514	0.11107	37	28	5	4
147	It’s a new concept I call “farm to F train.”	1.3514	0.09661	37	26	9	2
148	How do you want it? Times Square is medium, Canal is well done.	1.3500	0.08435	40	27	12	1
149	Is that to go or eat in?	1.3478	0.07751	46	31	14	1
150	Of course it's charcoal! Do you think I'd use gas down here?	1.3462	0.08186	52	37	12	3
151	Manspreading: out. Mangrilling: in.	1.3443	0.08059	61	45	11	5
152	Would you like me to run through today's specials, sir?	1.3429	0.10802	35	26	6	3
153	It’s what Bourdain would have wanted.	1.3429	0.10802	35	26	6	3
154	The whole frying an egg on the sidewalk thing wasn't working for me anymore.	1.3429	0.09994	35	25	8	2
155	Those Yelp reviews don't really capture the aesthetic I'm trying for.	1.3429	0.07851	70	53	10	7
156	The best part about New York is that the whole city’s your backyard.	1.3421	0.10850	38	29	5	4
157	Before you know it, the weekend's gone.	1.3421	0.10850	38	29	5	4
158	My food truck didn't pass inspection.	1.3421	0.10850	38	29	5	4
159	oh I'm sorry I thought this was AMERICA	1.3421	0.10850	38	29	5	4
160	I was a Canadian CEO	1.3421	0.10174	38	28	7	3
161	Now this is a manspread.	1.3400	0.09307	50	38	7	5
162	If you see something, flay something.	1.3396	0.08056	53	38	12	3
163	I think I came to the wrong Subway.	1.3333	0.10541	36	27	6	3
164	You got a better way to cover up the regular smell?	1.3333	0.09759	36	26	8	2
165	Air quality district has no jurisdiction down here!	1.3333	0.11269	36	28	4	4
166	Well-done? Pal, if you want it well-done, you won't be able to get off 'til we hit Broadway.	1.3333	0.11237	33	25	5	3
167	Oh, it's fresh. The cattle car is right behind us.	1.3333	0.09245	39	28	9	2
168	I used to know it would be done by Columbus Circle if I put it on at 96th Street. But not anymore.	1.3333	0.08909	36	25	10	1
169	Be patient. This service isn't express.	1.3333	0.11269	36	28	4	4
170	Subway Sandwiches are old news. I'm taking it to the next level!	1.3333	0.11269	36	28	4	4
171	Sorry, I can't do more than medium--it's an express train.	1.3333	0.08484	39	27	11	1
172	For well done ride two more stops	1.3333	0.10541	36	27	6	3
173	I've named the franchise "Subway Burgatory."	1.3276	0.07123	58	41	15	2
174	Do you mind, buddy. I'm cookin' here.	1.3261	0.09353	46	35	7	4
175	You vegetarians are always so judgmental	1.3243	0.10292	37	28	6	3
176	A veggie burger? ...Where do you think you are? The N train?	1.3243	0.10997	37	29	4	4
177	It beats driving to the burbs for dinner, then fighting the traffic the next morning to get back in.	1.3243	0.08711	37	26	10	1
178	It proved more cost-effective than renting a place in the Hamptons.	1.3243	0.10292	37	28	6	3
179	If what I've done has entertained you, please put a dollar or two the can!	1.3235	0.10098	34	25	7	2
180	So I thought, if they can have food trucks, why not food trains too?	1.3235	0.10945	34	26	5	3
181	You wanted this to go, right?	1.3235	0.10945	34	26	5	3
182	As a chef I also try to get work done on the train	1.3235	0.10945	34	26	5	3
183	My wife runs the show at home.	1.3226	0.10763	31	23	6	2
184	What - is this the vegan car?	1.3214	0.08101	56	42	10	4
185	I don't recall making any remarks on YOUR lifestyle.	1.3182	0.09630	44	34	6	4
186	Can you stop the texting during dinner!	1.3171	0.09525	41	31	7	3
187	I’m taking the concept of ‘a moveable feast’ to a whole new level.	1.3171	0.09525	41	31	7	3
188	Not everybody's got a backyard or a veranda, okay	1.3171	0.08144	41	29	11	1
189	It’s my God-given right and don’t try to tell me otherwise.	1.3158	0.10053	38	29	6	3
190	Don't look at me like that, Rick. You're the one who suggested Subway for lunch.	1.3158	0.09319	38	28	8	2
191	Hey, at least I'm not the one wearin' a suit on a Saturday.	1.3143	0.08955	35	25	9	1
192	Try this, it's off the rails!	1.3137	0.08627	51	39	8	4
193	I assume you'll be wanting this to go.	1.3125	0.08325	32	22	10	0
194	No, it won't go through you as fast as this train!	1.3125	0.11392	32	25	4	3
195	Your ride is too short for a "well done".	1.3125	0.09459	32	23	8	1
196	swipe right for cheese, left for plain	1.3125	0.10470	32	24	6	2
197	Fresh rat?	1.3125	0.12245	32	26	2	4
198	If you wanted it rare you should've taken the express.	1.3125	0.10470	32	24	6	2
199	Casual Commute Fridays.	1.3125	0.11392	32	25	4	3
200	The secret is to marinate for 6 stations	1.3125	0.10470	32	24	6	2
201	Texting on the subway is rude. Just sayin'.	1.3125	0.09459	32	23	8	1
202	Just taking the middleman out of Uber Eats	1.3125	0.09459	32	23	8	1
203	Weenie? It's an offer, not a judgment.	1.3125	0.10470	32	24	6	2
204	Any idea when we get to Yankee Stadium?	1.3125	0.09459	32	23	8	1
205	This sure beats my wife’s home-cooking.	1.3125	0.11392	32	25	4	3
206	meals on wheels	1.3125	0.10470	32	24	6	2
207	It's the latest in gentrification.	1.3125	0.10470	32	24	6	2
208	Trust me. The rats cook up real nice down here.	1.3125	0.10470	32	24	6	2
209	I’m filling in for the guy with the accordion.	1.3125	0.09459	32	23	8	1
210	Hey listen pal, I don't come to your house and tell you how to be a subway conductor.	1.3125	0.10470	32	24	6	2
211	Since I gave up my smartphone I have more time to do the things I love, like barbecue.	1.3125	0.10470	32	24	6	2
212	I asked Alexa what's the best way to improve my culinary skills. She said train.	1.3125	0.10470	32	24	6	2
213	Manspreading for the summer season	1.3125	0.09459	32	23	8	1
214	"Welcome to Subway! Eat fresh! Ish..."	1.3115	0.07941	61	47	9	5
215	It’s farm-to-table, with a twist!	1.3111	0.09440	45	35	6	4
216	It's my night to make dinner...	1.3091	0.07281	55	40	13	2
217	I'm thinking of offering pancakes this week as well.	1.3061	0.07827	49	36	11	2
218	It's part of the President's new plan to save the charcoal industry.	1.3056	0.08746	36	26	9	1
219	Oh, so you can do your work on the train?	1.3056	0.09611	36	27	7	2
220	It's a rat, I'm a locavore.	1.3030	0.10192	33	25	6	2
221	Farm-to-subway	1.3030	0.11082	33	26	4	3
222	First day with Uber Eats.	1.3030	0.09216	33	24	8	1
223	If I give one to you I'll have to give one to everyone.	1.3030	0.10192	33	25	6	2
224	You’re on the B-B-Q train!	1.3030	0.10192	33	25	6	2
225	It’s the truffle oil.	1.3030	0.09216	33	24	8	1
226	Hey, I have a ribeye in my briefcase. Mind if I uh...	1.3030	0.10192	33	25	6	2
227	I'm from out of town...	1.3030	0.11082	33	26	4	3
228	Penn Station for rare. Port Authority, medium. Columbus Circle, well.	1.3030	0.11082	33	26	4	3
229	They're taking the whole "pop-up restaurant" thing a little too far if you ask me.	1.3030	0.10192	33	25	6	2
230	I don’t swipe, I flip.	1.3030	0.09216	33	24	8	1
231	It’s a tube steak.	1.3030	0.11082	33	26	4	3
232	Do you want that to-go?	1.3023	0.08507	43	32	9	2
233	It's not egg salad or anything!	1.3023	0.07829	43	31	11	1
234	This is the BBQ train, right? Brooklyn, Bronx, Queens?	1.3000	0.09767	30	22	7	1
235	Sorry, no discounts for online orders	1.3000	0.09767	30	22	7	1
236	If you want it well done, you’re gonna need a transfer.	1.3000	0.10881	30	23	5	2
237	Yes,it is VERY local food. I caught it on the tracks at the 14th Street stop.	1.3000	0.09767	30	22	7	1
238	Fresh is the key ingredient. Rat is the second.	1.3000	0.08916	40	30	8	2
239	I’m training to be a chef.	1.3000	0.09767	30	22	7	1
240	It's a reasonable question, but in the larger sense, just what the hell do ANY of us think we're doing?	1.3000	0.10881	30	23	5	2
241	It supplements my income and it solves the rodent problem.	1.3000	0.11890	30	24	3	3
242	42nd Street is rare, 14th Street medium, and Canal Street is well done.	1.3000	0.09767	30	22	7	1
243	We downsized from a food truck to an app.	1.3000	0.09767	30	22	7	1
244	Make America grill again, I say.	1.3000	0.10881	30	23	5	2
245	It's the only place I can get away from the mosquitos.	1.3000	0.08165	40	29	10	1
246	yes i'm grilling on the subway, mind your own fucking business	1.3000	0.10881	30	23	5	2
247	MTA's rodent eradication program takes a multipronged approach...	1.3000	0.10881	30	23	5	2
248	It's wild-caught and sustainable, from right here in the subway - and it tastes just like chicken.	1.3000	0.09767	30	22	7	1
249	Grillin' and chillin.' You?	1.3000	0.11890	30	24	3	3
250	No one thought 'Food Trucks' would catch on, either.	1.3000	0.11890	30	24	3	3
251	The rats don’t just go away by themselves, you know.	1.3000	0.09767	30	22	7	1
252	You'd be surprised by the loopholes in the fire code.	1.3000	0.10881	30	23	5	2
253	My specialty is a New York Minute Steak.	1.3000	0.09767	30	22	7	1
254	Locally sourced. Rats mostly.	1.3000	0.11890	30	24	3	3
255	My food delivery app eliminates the middle man.	1.3000	0.11890	30	24	3	3
256	If you want it medium-well, you're gonna have to ride to Brooklyn.	1.3000	0.10881	30	23	5	2
257	You've got to cook subway pigeon right away to lock in the flavors.	1.3000	0.10881	30	23	5	2
258	Between here and D station you get a perfect medium rare.	1.3000	0.11890	30	24	3	3
259	Well done takes three stops You should have taken the local	1.3000	0.10881	30	23	5	2
260	But this is the dining car	1.3000	0.09767	30	22	7	1
261	I like to bring my lunch.	1.3000	0.10881	30	23	5	2
262	I'm just hoping to get into the New Yorker Cartoon Caption Contest.	1.3000	0.11890	30	24	3	3
263	The vegans in my neighborhood were making life impossible.	1.3000	0.11890	30	24	3	3
264	As long as you keep the windows shut, I won't even have to fire it up.	1.3000	0.10881	30	23	5	2
265	I think of the whole city as my back yard.	1.3000	0.10881	30	23	5	2
266	I could whip you up something Instagrammable.	1.3000	0.10881	30	23	5	2
267	If you want this well done you're going to have to wait until we get to Brooklyn.	1.3000	0.09767	30	22	7	1
268	You unwind your way, I'll unwind my way.	1.3000	0.10881	30	23	5	2
269	what? America is great again	1.3000	0.10881	30	23	5	2
270	It’s a ‘’to go’ meal.	1.3000	0.09767	30	22	7	1
271	I'm agoraphobic.	1.3000	0.09767	30	22	7	1
272	Let's just say the meat is 'locally sourced' and leave it at that.	1.3000	0.09767	30	22	7	1
273	Doesn't the smell make it feel like summer?	1.3000	0.10881	30	23	5	2
274	I really didn't think anyone would notice."	1.3000	0.10881	30	23	5	2
275	Wife won't pack my lunch. Again	1.3000	0.10881	30	23	5	2
276	It finally dawned on me why my commute was no picnic.	1.3000	0.10881	30	23	5	2
277	I'm just trying to keep the weekend going pal.	1.3000	0.10881	30	23	5	2
278	Yes. The whole City is my backyard.	1.3000	0.10881	30	23	5	2
279	You'd be amazed at what you can accomplish when you don't waste your time on social media.	1.3000	0.10881	30	23	5	2
280	So don’t ever say “Well if I lose my job I can always go sell hot dogs somewhere!”	1.3000	0.10881	30	23	5	2
281	It’s locally sourced and fresh from the last station.	1.3000	0.09767	30	22	7	1
282	It’s clean coal.	1.3000	0.10881	30	23	5	2
283	I'm in training.	1.3000	0.09767	30	22	7	1
284	Thank the mayor	1.3000	0.09767	30	22	7	1
285	Forty-second Street? That's medium rare.	1.3000	0.12821	30	25	1	4
286	Wife said, "Have the steaks ready. She's bringing her boss home for dinner."	1.3000	0.10881	30	23	5	2
287	Yes, subway is now serving burgers.	1.3000	0.09767	30	22	7	1
288	Take a picture, buddy, it’ll last longer.	1.3000	0.09767	30	22	7	1
289	This is Subway, not Outback.	1.3000	0.09767	30	22	7	1
290	It's July 4th. This is what the Founding Fathers would've wanted.	1.3000	0.10881	30	23	5	2
291	THIS is the weirdest thing you've ever seen on the subway?	1.3000	0.10881	30	23	5	2
292	This is New York. Of course it’s Kosher.	1.3000	0.11890	30	24	3	3
293	Overhead costs were too high so I went underground.	1.3000	0.09767	30	22	7	1
294	You’ve heard of farm to table? This is train to station.	1.3000	0.08916	40	30	8	2
295	I hope that’s kiln-dried hickory you’re using.	1.3000	0.10881	30	23	5	2
296	My therapist said to be more sociable	1.3000	0.10881	30	23	5	2
297	Hot dogs are $2 here, $10 inside the stadium	1.3000	0.08510	30	21	9	0
298	Would really appreciate five stars on OpenTable for my ambience and convenience.	1.3000	0.11890	30	24	3	3
299	Look... I know what you're thinking; What kind of idiot forgets to bring buns.	1.3000	0.09767	30	22	7	1
300	Yes, this is rare.	1.3000	0.09767	30	22	7	1
301	I don't care if the boss called me into work today, Sunday means BBQ.	1.3000	0.10881	30	23	5	2
302	Keeps your mind off Trump induced news.	1.2941	0.08985	34	25	8	1
303	I know it's a non-smoking car. I'm grilling, not smoking.	1.2941	0.09928	34	26	6	2
304	Ready for a REAL subway sandwich?	1.2941	0.09928	34	26	6	2
305	I like to think that the world is my backyard.	1.2941	0.08985	34	25	8	1
306	I've got a date with someone I met on Grillr.	1.2941	0.09928	34	26	6	2
307	Just pretend it's chicken	1.2941	0.09928	34	26	6	2
308	They cancelled the dining car.	1.2927	0.09399	41	32	6	3
309	Is it me or is the AC not working in this car?	1.2903	0.10568	31	24	5	2
310	This is quicker than phoning in your order	1.2903	0.09497	31	23	7	1
311	MAGA, amirite?	1.2903	0.09497	31	23	7	1
312	At least fifteen likes or your money back guaranteed.	1.2903	0.09497	31	23	7	1
313	Welcome to the dining car. Will your order be for here or to go?	1.2903	0.08287	31	22	9	0
314	It always rains on my day off.	1.2903	0.09497	31	23	7	1
315	Sorry, I am having some issues transitioning to retirement.	1.2903	0.09497	31	23	7	1
316	In Brooklyn, I switch to grass-fed.	1.2903	0.11541	31	25	3	3
317	Two stops is medium-rare.”	1.2903	0.08287	31	22	9	0
318	They came from a guy who was manspreading.	1.2857	0.10509	35	28	4	3
319	We're betting track-to-table is going to be the next big thing.	1.2857	0.09677	35	27	6	2
320	It's fine,he was an emotional support animal.	1.2857	0.09677	35	27	6	2
321	I'm sorry. I thought this was the grilling car	1.2821	0.08960	39	30	7	2
322	I've perfected casual Friday.	1.2812	0.10273	32	25	5	2
323	Well you can never get a signal down here.	1.2812	0.10273	32	25	5	2
324	Eyes up here! I'm not a piece of meat you know.	1.2812	0.10273	32	25	5	2
325	Pre-order with my app if you want anything beyond rare.	1.2778	0.10244	36	29	4	3
326	It's my backyard too.	1.2766	0.07263	47	35	11	1
327	I'll send you a text when your burger's ready.	1.2766	0.08972	47	38	5	4
328	True. My Yelp reviews are mixed.	1.2759	0.09797	29	22	6	1
329	Actually, teaching high school is my side hustle.	1.2759	0.10982	29	23	4	2
330	My secret sauce is carbon monoxide.	1.2759	0.10982	29	23	4	2
331	Is it local?	1.2759	0.10982	29	23	4	2
332	Metro card special for today is baked potato,	1.2759	0.10982	29	23	4	2
333	One rat or two?	1.2759	0.10982	29	23	4	2
334	Care to throw yours on?	1.2759	0.09797	29	22	6	1
335	"Ok, so Trade Center is rare, Times Square, medium and Lincoln Center, well done.	1.2759	0.10982	29	23	4	2
336	I call it my "subwaycation.	1.2759	0.08447	29	21	8	0
337	These subway delays have been really good for business.	1.2759	0.12051	29	24	2	3
338	I've got three manspreads: ketchup, mustard, or sriracha.	1.2759	0.09797	29	22	6	1
339	Really? THIS is the weirdest thing you've seen in New York?	1.2759	0.09797	29	22	6	1
340	It’s Mayor Koch’s idea. The money just came through.	1.2759	0.10982	29	23	4	2
341	We're a new Subway franchise."	1.2759	0.10982	29	23	4	2
342	I’’ll take mine medium in Montauk.	1.2759	0.10982	29	23	4	2
343	I can do "rare" before next station, that's all.	1.2759	0.08447	29	21	8	0
344	These are the charred souls of Trump voters. It's really a bigger lump than I thought it would be.	1.2759	0.12051	29	24	2	3
345	To go is extra	1.2759	0.10982	29	23	4	2
346	I'll check, but you seem to be in our deliverable area.	1.2759	0.12051	29	24	2	3
347	Fast food? No. We have to go another 50 mph for that!	1.2759	0.10982	29	23	4	2
348	Don't miss the potato sack races on the F train.	1.2759	0.09797	29	22	6	1
349	It's simple, really... I start on Canal Street, flip it when I get to Penn Station, and by the time I get to Columbus Circle, I've got a well done hamburger!	1.2759	0.09797	29	22	6	1
350	Grilling makes it easier to digest.	1.2759	0.10982	29	23	4	2
351	My wife won’t let me smoke in the house	1.2759	0.08447	29	21	8	0
352	I don't care what you say, I'm not the one exhibiting antisocial behavior.	1.2759	0.10982	29	23	4	2
353	The wife won't let me do it in the house.	1.2759	0.12051	29	24	2	3
354	...at 42nd Street, rare...33rd, medium...28th, well done...	1.2759	0.09797	29	22	6	1
355	Which one of you ordered the UberBurger?	1.2759	0.10982	29	23	4	2
356	It is the Tenderloin District.	1.2759	0.09797	29	22	6	1
357	Might as well make it well done ... we're on a local.	1.2759	0.10982	29	23	4	2
358	You ordered one burger, medium-delayed?	1.2759	0.09797	29	22	6	1
359	It's a pop-up diner car. What'd ya expect, a Subway?	1.2759	0.09797	29	22	6	1
360	You wouldn't have any steak sauce, would you?	1.2759	0.10982	29	23	4	2
361	Some people take their work home, but I prefer to mix things up	1.2759	0.09797	29	22	6	1
362	You want this for here or to go?	1.2759	0.10982	29	23	4	2
363	It's okay, I'm white.	1.2759	0.12051	29	24	2	3
364	You won’t find barbecue this good in an Uber.	1.2759	0.12051	29	24	2	3
365	It tastes like chicken.	1.2759	0.08447	29	21	8	0
366	You're on the Nathan's Express to Coney Island.	1.2759	0.10982	29	23	4	2
367	Starting my weekend	1.2759	0.12051	29	24	2	3
368	It's called grillsplaining - look it up.	1.2759	0.10982	29	23	4	2
369	The MTA is betting you won't even notice the length of the delay!	1.2759	0.10982	29	23	4	2
370	Don't worry, it's tofu.	1.2759	0.09797	29	22	6	1
371	We can't all play the drum buckets, buddy.	1.2759	0.08447	29	21	8	0
372	The Mets winning?	1.2759	0.12051	29	24	2	3
373	My CO-OP won't approve charcoal.	1.2759	0.10982	29	23	4	2
374	Well, excuse me! Am I distracting you from your phone?	1.2759	0.09797	29	22	6	1
375	My wife's hungry and she's conducting the train. That's why.	1.2759	0.09797	29	22	6	1
376	I know what your thinking! Where's the condiments."	1.2759	0.09797	29	22	6	1
377	All this meat and no buns......	1.2759	0.09797	29	22	6	1
378	To answer your unasked questions: Yes, I have a permit! ... and, No, I don't share!	1.2759	0.12051	29	24	2	3
379	If you want well done, you need to stay on to at least Bleeker St.	1.2759	0.09797	29	22	6	1
380	Don't ya just love summer?	1.2759	0.08447	29	21	8	0
381	I only take the BB and Q lines.	1.2759	0.09797	29	22	6	1
382	My agent thinks the cooking show market is saturated so we’re experimenting with live action instead.	1.2759	0.09797	29	22	6	1
383	Would you like the subway special?	1.2759	0.10982	29	23	4	2
384	Sorry - only entrees. You have to switch at Union Square for the "R" train for appetizers or desserts.	1.2759	0.09797	29	22	6	1
385	If you promise not to call the cops, I'll put extra pickles on yours.	1.2759	0.12051	29	24	2	3
386	It's a rough commute to Coney Island	1.2759	0.10982	29	23	4	2
387	Show me where it says "No Grilling."	1.2759	0.10982	29	23	4	2
388	For well-done you'll have to stay on till 14th Street, but it's worth it.	1.2759	0.09797	29	22	6	1
389	Regrets, I’ve had a few.	1.2759	0.09797	29	22	6	1
390	Would you like your burger express, local, or delayed?	1.2759	0.12051	29	24	2	3
391	You bring your work home with you; I bring my home to work with me.	1.2759	0.10982	29	23	4	2
392	I told you, you can't have a plate until you put your phone away.	1.2750	0.09465	40	32	5	3
393	Welcome to NY. How do you like your sock?	1.2727	0.08202	44	34	8	2
394	Nah, this is the BBQ train.	1.2727	0.10900	33	27	3	3
395	When you said you were being tail-gated on your ride over, this isn't what I had in mind.	1.2667	0.09509	30	23	6	1
396	Who can afford a food truck in the city?	1.2667	0.09509	30	23	6	1
397	What is he up to, you're wondering. Only making the best sliders on the 2 train, that's all.	1.2667	0.11679	30	25	2	3
398	Got it. Pick up or delivery?	1.2667	0.09509	30	23	6	1
399	My therapist said I should find something during my commute that brings me happiness.	1.2667	0.09509	30	23	6	1
400	My goal is to boldly grill where no man has grilled before.	1.2667	0.10649	30	24	4	2
401	A restaurant is just a state of mind.	1.2667	0.09509	30	23	6	1
402	Couch surfers need to relax too.	1.2667	0.09509	30	23	6	1
403	Make it rare . . . the train's running late.	1.2667	0.09509	30	23	6	1
404	Whoa! We have a live one here!	1.2667	0.10649	30	24	4	2
405	"Made you look."	1.2667	0.10649	30	24	4	2
406	It’s part of the MTA’s rodent control program. How do you like yours cooked?	1.2667	0.10649	30	24	4	2
407	Why so surprised? Home Depot has hot dog stands!	1.2667	0.10649	30	24	4	2
408	Mind turning down your phone volume. It's very annoying	1.2667	0.09509	30	23	6	1
409	Yeah...what?!	1.2667	0.10649	30	24	4	2
410	Do you two really have so little inner life?	1.2667	0.10649	30	24	4	2
411	The whole 'food truck' thing is overrated - trains are where it's at nowadays.	1.2667	0.10649	30	24	4	2
412	It's in the next iOS update.	1.2667	0.08646	45	36	6	3
413	Stick around, we’re setting off fireworks later	1.2667	0.09509	30	23	6	1
414	If you're getting off at 72nd, it's going to be rare.	1.2667	0.09509	30	23	6	1
415	Express or local?	1.2667	0.09509	30	23	6	1
416	I have to go get more pickles. Can you flip this at about the Lafayette stop?	1.2667	0.10649	30	24	4	2
417	I can’t wait to see what genius comes up with the winning caption to this!	1.2667	0.10649	30	24	4	2
418	Don't give me 'that' look . . . this thing came with wheels on it for a reason	1.2667	0.11679	30	25	2	3
419	I received 5 stars on yelp.	1.2667	0.09509	30	23	6	1
420	Hang up. The lunch meeting's a go.	1.2667	0.10649	30	24	4	2
421	I can't afford a food truck, so...	1.2667	0.08212	30	22	8	0
422	I have a permit.	1.2647	0.10605	34	28	3	3
423	I thought I was getting a Subway franchise.	1.2593	0.10117	27	21	5	1
424	Eye it, try it, buy it!	1.2593	0.11439	27	22	3	2
425	subway series tailgating	1.2593	0.11439	27	22	3	2
426	I am so grateful for President Trump. I liked my job at Harley Davidson, but this has always been my dream.	1.2593	0.11439	27	22	3	2
427	Of COURSE it's Local !	1.2593	0.11439	27	22	3	2
428	Work Life Balance 2018	1.2593	0.10117	27	21	5	1
429	Call me old fashioned, but before phone apps the best way to meet someone was at BBQ's or on a downtown train	1.2593	0.10117	27	21	5	1
430	You never heard of chestnuts roasting on an open fire?	1.2593	0.08594	27	20	7	0
431	Tell her she can put the phone down. You can barbecue anywhere when you're white.	1.2593	0.08594	27	20	7	0
432	Can you believe it? Driver kicked me off the bus.	1.2593	0.11439	27	22	3	2
433	Sorry. As you can see, I only made the one.	1.2593	0.10117	27	21	5	1
434	I’m the guy whose fate “is still unlearned”	1.2593	0.12623	27	23	1	3
435	For well done you'll have to stay on to at least 50th Street	1.2593	0.10117	27	21	5	1
436	Fireworks will be on the 4 train	1.2593	0.10117	27	21	5	1
437	I know there is no smoking. I am grilling.	1.2593	0.10117	27	21	5	1
438	Wait, this train's going express?? You'll have to settle for medium-well.	1.2593	0.08594	27	20	7	0
439	Pardon me, but would you have any Grey Poupon?"	1.2593	0.10117	27	21	5	1
440	Training to be a Subway cook.	1.2593	0.10117	27	21	5	1
441	Don't look at me like that. It's a veggie burger.	1.2593	0.08594	27	20	7	0
442	You really should try my wife's potato salad, one car up.	1.2593	0.08594	27	20	7	0
443	Are you hiring?	1.2593	0.11439	27	22	3	2
444	Its OK, we disconnected the smoke and fire alarms.	1.2593	0.10117	27	21	5	1
445	Well, what else do you expect on the Q line?	1.2593	0.10117	27	21	5	1
446	I lose my signal in here, too.	1.2593	0.08594	27	20	7	0
447	I can send the sizzle right to your phone. The burger's about ten minutes.	1.2593	0.08594	27	20	7	0
448	Attention passengers: For your safety and comfort, there is no smoking cigarettes, e-cigarettes, or pork on the subway.	1.2593	0.10117	27	21	5	1
449	Charcoal grilling, one way to get a seat.	1.2593	0.10117	27	21	5	1
450	Can anybody share some Grey Poupon?	1.2593	0.10117	27	21	5	1
451	Next stop....rare, second stop....medium, latter stops....well done.	1.2593	0.08594	27	20	7	0
452	Who do you expect on the subway— Gordon Ramsay?	1.2593	0.10117	27	21	5	1
453	Amazon sent me!	1.2593	0.10117	27	21	5	1
454	Is the smoke bothering your eyes?	1.2593	0.08594	27	20	7	0
455	Losing my rent controlled apartment has forced me to get creative.	1.2593	0.12623	27	23	1	3
456	I repeat, this is a grill, this is only a grill.	1.2593	0.12623	27	23	1	3
457	I was out of sunscreen.	1.2593	0.10117	27	21	5	1
458	It’s Canada Day, Eh?	1.2593	0.11439	27	22	3	2
459	I promise it isn’t rat	1.2593	0.10117	27	21	5	1
460	So, this is your first time in a lunch wagon?	1.2593	0.11439	27	22	3	2
461	Of course it's rare. When's the last time you saw a barbecue on the subway?	1.2593	0.08594	27	20	7	0
462	Go ahead, look it up! The subway sandwich was my first creation.	1.2593	0.10117	27	21	5	1
463	My grilling does not interfere with your cell reception, does it now?	1.2593	0.11439	27	22	3	2
464	Well done? You'll have to stay on 'til Queen's.	1.2593	0.11439	27	22	3	2
465	Did you want this for eat-in or to-go?	1.2593	0.10117	27	21	5	1
466	I also bring my work on the train!	1.2593	0.10117	27	21	5	1
467	My wife says I can't cook in the house anymore...	1.2593	0.08594	27	20	7	0
468	Welcome to the ’ cue train.	1.2593	0.10117	27	21	5	1
469	What, you've never seen a deplorable before?	1.2593	0.10117	27	21	5	1
470	I've decided to make my commute feel like a Saturday afternoon!	1.2593	0.11439	27	22	3	2
471	You ordered premium hot delivery?	1.2593	0.11439	27	22	3	2
472	Medium-well? This ain't the local, pal.	1.2593	0.10117	27	21	5	1
473	It's Tracks-to-table.	1.2593	0.08594	27	20	7	0
474	Don’t you wish you’d thought of it?	1.2593	0.11439	27	22	3	2
475	Would you mind putting up the volleyball net before everyone else arrives?	1.2593	0.10117	27	21	5	1
476	What? Is this not the S-train?	1.2593	0.11439	27	22	3	2
477	I'm streetcar legal.	1.2593	0.11439	27	22	3	2
478	I'm on my way to a barbecue.	1.2593	0.11439	27	22	3	2
479	By the time I get to the beach, it's time to go home.	1.2593	0.08594	27	20	7	0
480	Thank you for not manspreading near my hotspot.	1.2593	0.10117	27	21	5	1
481	To eat here or take away?	1.2593	0.10117	27	21	5	1
482	If you want to toast those cell phones, there's no charge!	1.2593	0.11439	27	22	3	2
483	I felt like having a hamburger to go	1.2593	0.11439	27	22	3	2
484	I used to have a deck, thanks to the stock market now I am homeless.	1.2593	0.10117	27	21	5	1
485	This is the only my place my lease didn't specify.	1.2593	0.12623	27	23	1	3
486	Some people like to stare at their smartphones, I like to barbecue them.	1.2593	0.10117	27	21	5	1
487	For Heaven's sake, just place your order in person!	1.2593	0.12623	27	23	1	3
488	I can't give you well done if you're going more than one more stop.	1.2593	0.10117	27	21	5	1
489	Make America Grill Again	1.2593	0.10117	27	21	5	1
490	With or without GPS?	1.2593	0.11439	27	22	3	2
491	It’s coal-powered. The best!	1.2593	0.10117	27	21	5	1
492	Why yes, it is rat — locally sourced.	1.2593	0.11439	27	22	3	2
493	... and I take Creditcards or MetroCards.	1.2593	0.10117	27	21	5	1
494	I call my burger the Under-ground.	1.2593	0.10117	27	21	5	1
495	Non smokING! Smoke is fine.	1.2593	0.12623	27	23	1	3
496	No, I don't do "well done" !	1.2593	0.10117	27	21	5	1
497	Sorry, you'll need to take the B train for salmon.	1.2593	0.10117	27	21	5	1
498	My weekend started early.	1.2593	0.11439	27	22	3	2
499	Rare to the next stop, well done to Brooklyn	1.2593	0.11439	27	22	3	2
500	Everything is farm-to-subway.	1.2593	0.11439	27	22	3	2
501	Take a picture, it’ll last longer.	1.2593	0.11439	27	22	3	2
502	Sorry. Priority meats are reserved for pregnant women, seniors, and those with disabilities.	1.2593	0.11439	27	22	3	2
503	Does it look like I do eggs?	1.2593	0.11439	27	22	3	2
504	I was too busy to BBQ this weekend.	1.2593	0.10117	27	21	5	1
505	My doctor calls it aggravated manspreading.	1.2593	0.11439	27	22	3	2
506	What? You never cook inside?	1.2581	0.09237	31	24	6	1
507	My apartment's too small.	1.2581	0.09237	31	24	6	1
508	It's a new line, the BBQ.	1.2581	0.11329	31	26	2	3
509	Be sure to leave a good Yelp review	1.2581	0.07989	31	23	8	0
510	It's a movable feast -- so how do you want yours? Rare, medium rare or well-done?	1.2581	0.09237	31	24	6	1
511	You want yours to-go?	1.2581	0.07989	31	23	8	0
512	If I can make it here, I'll make it anywhere, ...	1.2581	0.09237	31	24	6	1
513	Anything is possible in Trumps America pal.	1.2581	0.09237	31	24	6	1
514	I AM TAKING THESE TONGS TO DOCTOR FOR YOU	1.2581	0.11329	31	26	2	3
515	'the hell you lookin' at?	1.2581	0.10336	31	25	4	2
516	If you want medium-rare, you’ll have to wait until 14th Street	1.2581	0.11329	31	26	2	3
517	I don't have time for this on the weekends anymore.	1.2581	0.07989	31	23	8	0
518	I hope to have a food truck someday...	1.2581	0.10336	31	25	4	2
519	It's part of the new weekend service.	1.2581	0.09237	31	24	6	1
520	I have a big meeting with the boss today. Apparently we're getting grilled.	1.2571	0.09476	35	28	5	2
521	... And that's the story of how I lost my house.	1.2571	0.08543	35	27	7	1
522	Yeah, I hate Mondays too.	1.2558	0.08863	43	35	5	3
523	Tell me about it. My cell phone slips and gets smoked about once a week.	1.2500	0.08333	28	21	7	0
524	I'm on vacation.	1.2500	0.09793	28	22	5	1
525	It's just a little gimmick the transit system is trying out to increase ridership	1.2500	0.11061	28	23	3	2
526	Why yes, the MTA lets onboard BBQ-ers drink beer. Why do you ask?	1.2500	0.12199	28	24	1	3
527	I meat people and sometimes it actually turns into a relationship.	1.2500	0.11061	28	23	3	2
528	Was sick of subway sandwiches.	1.2500	0.08333	28	21	7	0
529	You can order online with your phone.	1.2500	0.11061	28	23	3	2
530	Are you kidding me? Not in my back yard.	1.2500	0.12199	28	24	1	3
531	No, I'm heading to work too—just decided to take the commute off.	1.2500	0.09793	28	22	5	1
532	Beats pole dancing, no?	1.2500	0.09793	28	22	5	1
533	What? You preferred the smell before?	1.2500	0.12199	28	24	1	3
534	Try living on digital food	1.2500	0.09793	28	22	5	1
535	If you can multitask, so can I	1.2500	0.09793	28	22	5	1
536	$40 to tailgate at the stadium, now who's looking pretty smart?	1.2500	0.11061	28	23	3	2
537	I've received your orders.	1.2500	0.11061	28	23	3	2
538	So what? I can't afford a food truck!	1.2500	0.09793	28	22	5	1
539	Its called 'Railgating'.	1.2500	0.08980	32	25	6	1
540	My antihistamine makes me photosensitive.	1.2500	0.11061	28	23	3	2
541	Sorry, I don't take credit cards.	1.2500	0.08333	28	21	7	0
542	If you want it well done you'll have to go to the end of the line.	1.2500	0.11061	28	23	3	2
543	You two headed for the stadium?	1.2500	0.11061	28	23	3	2
544	No can do. The MTA hired me to improve the smell down here. And feed the homeless—just the homeless.	1.2500	0.09793	28	22	5	1
545	I have my fingers crossed for a review in The New Yorker.	1.2500	0.12199	28	24	1	3
546	Don't bother to look for a Yelp review, I move around a lot!	1.2500	0.08333	28	21	7	0
547	I found it on the tracks.	1.2500	0.09793	28	22	5	1
548	What? You thought this was a Subway?	1.2500	0.09793	28	22	5	1
549	How can you have man-spreading”without a man-burger?	1.2500	0.09793	28	22	5	1
550	This is uptown upscale. What's you have in?	1.2500	0.11061	28	23	3	2
551	I believe in mobile warming.	1.2500	0.11061	28	23	3	2
552	I couldn’t afford the truck.	1.2500	0.09793	28	22	5	1
553	Trumps food safety regulation rollbacks have really helped my Subway grill business boom, I have 8 different locations, one in each car.	1.2500	0.09303	40	33	4	3
554	Do you have to talk so loudly on your phone?	1.2500	0.12199	28	24	1	3
555	My landlord doesn't permit outdoor fires.	1.2500	0.11061	28	23	3	2
556	You know, it's rude to stare.	1.2500	0.11061	28	23	3	2
557	The company appreciates your taking a working vacation.	1.2500	0.07804	40	31	8	1
558	If you're getting off at 42nd street, I'd order it rare.	1.2500	0.08333	28	21	7	0
559	Buns at the next stop	1.2500	0.11061	28	23	3	2
560	Like I always say, T.G.I.F.!	1.2500	0.08333	28	21	7	0
561	This is the subway, of course it's a Rat burger. Now Rat Junior, or Big Rat?	1.2500	0.08980	32	25	6	1
562	...of course it's grass-fed!	1.2500	0.11061	28	23	3	2
563	It’s raining outside.	1.2500	0.09793	28	22	5	1
564	It's hotter n'hell down here, so I don't need the charcoal.	1.2500	0.11061	28	23	3	2
565	Everyone wants to support the backyardless, but when push comes to shove, it’s “Not-In-My-Subway-Car.”	1.2500	0.09793	28	22	5	1
566	My eyes are up here, my weiner is down there?	1.2500	0.09793	28	22	5	1
567	How well done do you want it - 59th Street or 42nd?	1.2500	0.08980	32	25	6	1
568	Thank God for long commutes... my wife thinks I'm a vegan.	1.2500	0.08980	32	25	6	1
569	No surprise -- it's the 'Q train.	1.2500	0.11061	28	23	3	2
570	You want manspreading? I’ll give you manspreading!	1.2500	0.09793	28	22	5	1
571	I cook them well done, unless it's a rare occasion.	1.2500	0.11061	28	23	3	2
572	Your meal should arrive in 45-60 minutes.	1.2500	0.08333	28	21	7	0
573	My phone is on repair, second day now.	1.2500	0.12199	28	24	1	3
574	Best ratburger on the D line	1.2500	0.08333	28	21	7	0
575	If I didn’t start now,the doggone coals wouldn’t be ready til midnight!	1.2500	0.11061	28	23	3	2
576	It’s so rude when people work on the subway	1.2500	0.12199	28	24	1	3
577	This administration doesn't want me to sell tacos on a street corner.	1.2500	0.10040	32	26	4	2
578	Yes, we are the first farm-to-subway	1.2500	0.08047	44	35	7	2
579	They said no dogs allowed	1.2500	0.09793	28	22	5	1
580	The service on this Q train is pretty good, eh?	1.2439	0.08396	41	33	6	2
581	What? It’s organic!	1.2424	0.09761	33	27	4	2
582	I'm grilling. Why?	1.2424	0.09761	33	27	4	2
583	Yeah, I used to work for Subway. How'd you guess?	1.2424	0.08737	33	26	6	1
584	Be glad you're in this car. The guy in the next car uses a smoker	1.2424	0.09761	33	27	4	2
585	Would you rather I brought out the accordion?	1.2424	0.09761	33	27	4	2
586	I find that people accept this much more easily than manspreading.	1.2424	0.09761	33	27	4	2
587	You'll be glad I'm here when the train gets stuck.	1.2424	0.08737	33	26	6	1
588	Keep staring and you and I are going to have beef.	1.2414	0.09488	29	23	5	1
589	The B in Subway now stands for Burgers.	1.2414	0.09488	29	23	5	1
590	I'm working my way up to a food cart outside Home Depot.	1.2414	0.09488	29	23	5	1
591	My wife said we’re doing a staycation this year.	1.2414	0.08087	29	22	7	0
592	Yes, it’s rat, but all our rat is local.	1.2414	0.09488	29	23	5	1
593	Think of it as a cooking app.	1.2414	0.10708	29	24	3	2
594	Just being a conductor doesn't pay the rent.	1.2414	0.08087	29	22	7	0
595	Well done requires 3 stops.	1.2414	0.09488	29	23	5	1
596	Why do you have to get all up in my grill?	1.2414	0.10708	29	24	3	2
597	Can you spare a buck? My ex-wife got the kids and the house.	1.2414	0.10708	29	24	3	2
598	no open flames in Central Park, you know	1.2414	0.09488	29	23	5	1
599	If you can’t stand the heat, get out of the subway.	1.2414	0.09488	29	23	5	1
600	I’m the new line cook.	1.2414	0.10708	29	24	3	2
601	Yup..can't believe he tweeted that!....Did you say medium well or medium rare?	1.2414	0.08087	29	22	7	0
602	Window view and table-side preparation ...yet you’re still glued to your phones.	1.2414	0.09488	29	23	5	1
603	I prefer gas too, but hey, we’re on a Subway.	1.2414	0.09488	29	23	5	1
604	Just for the summer, we've added a dining car to subway service to Coney Island	1.2414	0.08087	29	22	7	0
605	You can let delays bother you, or take the time to make it well done.	1.2414	0.10708	29	24	3	2
606	LIMERICK: There once was a man name of Wayne...Who barbecued meats on the train...Grillin' ribs by the rack...As they rolled down the track...He was popular, but also insane.	1.2400	0.10456	25	20	4	1
607	Who knew the A train had a dining car?	1.2400	0.10456	25	20	4	1
608	Not in My Back Yard.	1.2400	0.10456	25	20	4	1
609	The MTA actually encouraged it to offset some of the usual aromas.	1.2400	0.10456	25	20	4	1
610	hey buddy, can you spare a bun?	1.2400	0.11944	25	21	2	2
611	Did your online order not say "well done"?	1.2400	0.10456	25	20	4	1
612	Phillie Cheesessteak? Whaddya think this is, a Subway?	1.2400	0.11944	25	21	2	2
613	I'm working my way up to a truck.	1.2400	0.10456	25	20	4	1
614	Your texting is soooooooooo annoying!	1.2400	0.10456	25	20	4	1
615	We only have a to-go menu.	1.2400	0.10456	25	20	4	1
616	No, it's not your standard subway fare.	1.2400	0.08718	25	19	6	0
617	It's a subway. Eat fresh.	1.2400	0.11944	25	21	2	2
618	Download the app, it's the fastest way to order	1.2400	0.10456	25	20	4	1
619	You can pay with the metro card.	1.2400	0.10456	25	20	4	1
620	It cooks faster on mobile.	1.2400	0.08718	25	19	6	0
621	I’m also the train’s engineer.	1.2400	0.11944	25	21	2	2
622	I realize you have your choice of grillers on the subway and I truly appreciate your business.	1.2400	0.08718	25	19	6	0
623	Don’t postpone joy.	1.2400	0.10456	25	20	4	1
624	On my way to audition for The Next Food Network Star	1.2400	0.08718	25	19	6	0
625	Do you mind? We are sexting.	1.2400	0.11944	25	21	2	2
626	It's OK, this is the smoking car.	1.2400	0.10456	25	20	4	1
627	Cut backs in vacation time has its limitations but you learn to adjust.	1.2400	0.11944	25	21	2	2
628	The fixins' are in the next car over.	1.2400	0.10456	25	20	4	1
629	Hey, don't knock 'til you've tried it!	1.2400	0.10456	25	20	4	1
630	I still can't believe you forgot the potato salad.	1.2400	0.10456	25	20	4	1
631	Well, when you put it that way, I guess 'subway weiner' could sound kinda wrong.	1.2400	0.11944	25	21	2	2
632	I suggest pairing with the 2009 Burgundy. It travels well.	1.2400	0.11944	25	21	2	2
633	I'm taking manspreading to a whole new level.	1.2400	0.10456	25	20	4	1
634	I am the conductor.	1.2400	0.11944	25	21	2	2
635	It's like a food truck, sure, but with a much smaller carbon footprint and a better sense of shared community.	1.2400	0.10456	25	20	4	1
636	Tailgating has become harder since I lost my license	1.2400	0.08718	25	19	6	0
637	Google this up smart ass.	1.2400	0.11944	25	21	2	2
638	Tonight's my night to cook.	1.2400	0.10456	25	20	4	1
639	Don't worry: it's clean coal.	1.2400	0.10456	25	20	4	1
640	Welcome to the BBQE!	1.2400	0.10456	25	20	4	1
641	By the time we get to Hoyt Street the burgers and dogs will be done to a good char.	1.2400	0.10456	25	20	4	1
642	This cartoon is utterly confusing.	1.2400	0.11944	25	21	2	2
643	What? Are you Vegan?	1.2400	0.13266	25	22	0	3
644	After the wife sold the truck, tailgating is just not what it used to be.	1.2400	0.10456	25	20	4	1
645	Sorry, I hope you like your daydream well-done.	1.2400	0.10456	25	20	4	1
646	Mind taking that phone off speaker?	1.2400	0.11944	25	21	2	2
647	Someone told me the way to Carnegie Deli was grill, grill, grill.	1.2400	0.10456	25	20	4	1
648	Simple. One stop is rare. Two stops medium. Three stops rare	1.2400	0.10456	25	20	4	1
649	I'm exercising my Burgher rights.	1.2400	0.10456	25	20	4	1
650	It’s called farm to subway	1.2400	0.08718	25	19	6	0
651	I'm just filling in for the guy who usually whips out his meat.	1.2400	0.10456	25	20	4	1
652	I don't have a cell phone	1.2400	0.11944	25	21	2	2
653	It's delicious, but full of trains fats.	1.2400	0.08718	25	19	6	0
654	Get out of my yard!	1.2400	0.11944	25	21	2	2
655	Don't worry. I won't eat it on the train.	1.2400	0.10456	25	20	4	1
656	Are you telling me this ISN'T the best smelling subway you've ridden?	1.2400	0.10456	25	20	4	1
657	Quit gettin' all up in my grill, Man!	1.2400	0.10456	25	20	4	1
658	Everyone multitasks on the evening train.	1.2400	0.10456	25	20	4	1
659	Text your wife and see how she wants her burger.	1.2400	0.10456	25	20	4	1
660	Microwaves can cause cancer.	1.2400	0.11944	25	21	2	2
661	My therapist says this will help me get over my manspreading.	1.2400	0.11944	25	21	2	2
662	I find it makes my commute much more relaxing.	1.2400	0.10456	25	20	4	1
663	The food truck business is surprisingly hard to get into.	1.2400	0.08718	25	19	6	0
664	I'm pretty sure the rule is no smoking.	1.2400	0.11944	25	21	2	2
665	The rules say no eating. Nothing about no cooking!	1.2400	0.11944	25	21	2	2
666	You better get it cooked rare buddy. I get off at the next stop.	1.2400	0.11944	25	21	2	2
667	Can you believe the nerve of those dancers coming in and swinging on poles?	1.2400	0.10456	25	20	4	1
668	Spot on dude, you do smell a rat.	1.2400	0.10456	25	20	4	1
669	Sorry, my online ordering app isn't working yet.	1.2400	0.10456	25	20	4	1
670	Praire Oysters?	1.2400	0.10456	25	20	4	1
671	I have such a long commute that I don't have time to do this at home.	1.2400	0.08718	25	19	6	0
672	You wouldn't know it, but actually I don't get out much.	1.2400	0.11944	25	21	2	2
673	Just trying to go back to a simpler time, ya know?	1.2400	0.08718	25	19	6	0
674	location, location, location	1.2400	0.08718	25	19	6	0
675	I am training to open a fast food restaurant	1.2400	0.11944	25	21	2	2
676	Sorry, there’s no vegetarian option before 10.	1.2400	0.10456	25	20	4	1
677	You don't get a cap saying 'grill master' for father's day for nothing.	1.2400	0.10456	25	20	4	1
678	These hallucinations are getting weird...	1.2400	0.10456	25	20	4	1
679	No, you can't buy a hot dog with subway tokens.	1.2400	0.10456	25	20	4	1
680	This is what rail good home cooked barbeque tastes like...	1.2400	0.11944	25	21	2	2
681	I bring too much work home, so I'm taking July 4th to the office to make room.	1.2400	0.11944	25	21	2	2
682	Could I get off first? I'm late for my tailgating.	1.2400	0.11944	25	21	2	2
683	Last burger before Poughkeepsie!	1.2400	0.10456	25	20	4	1
684	Did you just order with your phone?	1.2400	0.10456	25	20	4	1
685	How do you want your burger, midtown or lower east side?	1.2400	0.10456	25	20	4	1
686	The delays are getting out of hand. This was still a cow when we left 242 St.	1.2400	0.13266	25	22	0	3
687	Vegan burgers are on the 6.	1.2400	0.10456	25	20	4	1
688	How many stops to Yankee Stadium?	1.2400	0.10456	25	20	4	1
689	I call 'em 'third-rail burgers' ... 'subway sandwiches' is already trademarked.	1.2400	0.10456	25	20	4	1
690	What’s your problem - this isn’t a smoker!	1.2400	0.10456	25	20	4	1
691	It's gluten-free.	1.2400	0.11944	25	21	2	2
692	This new BBQ line is fabulous.	1.2400	0.10456	25	20	4	1
693	You the guy that just placed a food order from our restaurant on his cell phone two seconds ago.	1.2400	0.10456	25	20	4	1
694	This is the Eighth Avenue line. Burgers only. For Chinese, you need the Crosstown line.	1.2400	0.11944	25	21	2	2
695	What? You've never been divorced?	1.2400	0.08718	25	19	6	0
696	Sure I know this is a non-smoking car, I'm using smoke free charcoal.	1.2400	0.10456	25	20	4	1
697	On No Pants Day, I’ll bring the buns.	1.2400	0.11944	25	21	2	2
698	I can't aford a food cart.	1.2400	0.08718	25	19	6	0
699	Why stand in line at the food trucks?	1.2400	0.10456	25	20	4	1
700	What - you were expecting a BLT on the BMT?	1.2400	0.10456	25	20	4	1
701	The drinks and cooler are in the next car. Paper plates and plastic utensil in the car after that.	1.2400	0.10456	25	20	4	1
702	What do you mean, no beer on the subway?	1.2400	0.10456	25	20	4	1
703	hey man, at least I’m not a mariachi band...	1.2400	0.08718	25	19	6	0
704	What did you expect when you took the connection from the BB train to the Q?	1.2400	0.08718	25	19	6	0
705	Can you make that rare. I get off at the next stop.	1.2400	0.10456	25	20	4	1
706	Just download the app and choose GRILL or GIRL.	1.2400	0.10456	25	20	4	1
707	Rats? Of course I wouldn't. I'm just wondering if you've seen any.	1.2400	0.10456	25	20	4	1
708	Because on the bus people give me a hard time about it.	1.2400	0.10456	25	20	4	1
709	Well, pardon me if well done offends you.	1.2400	0.10456	25	20	4	1
710	I find it more satisfying than candy crush	1.2400	0.08718	25	19	6	0
711	I can do well done by 42nd street	1.2400	0.11944	25	21	2	2
712	You think you're better than me 'cause you have a back yard?	1.2400	0.08718	25	19	6	0
713	Technically I'm not homeless. I'm a 'mobile downsizer' for the immediate future.	1.2400	0.10456	25	20	4	1
714	Hey, it’s the device I’m addicted to. Sue me.	1.2400	0.10456	25	20	4	1
715	Remember the rat that got on at Union Square?	1.2400	0.10456	25	20	4	1
716	I usually take work home, and today's opposite day	1.2400	0.11944	25	21	2	2
717	Some say charcoal is unnecessary, but I'm a purist.	1.2400	0.11944	25	21	2	2
718	I really don't care. Do u?	1.2400	0.11944	25	21	2	2
719	Oh, this is nothing. The guy in the next car is making the potato salad.	1.2400	0.08718	25	19	6	0
720	You can tailgate anywhere	1.2400	0.10456	25	20	4	1
721	All the charm of a food truck, none of the carbon footprint.	1.2400	0.11944	25	21	2	2
722	You'd be surprised how often people ask me that.	1.2400	0.10456	25	20	4	1
723	My gas grill is just too big.	1.2400	0.08718	25	19	6	0
724	Delays used to stress me out. Now it's taking corners."	1.2400	0.10456	25	20	4	1
725	No music, No panhandling, just steak and beer, life is good	1.2400	0.08718	25	19	6	0
726	It's vaping.	1.2400	0.10456	25	20	4	1
727	It's not like gum.......you don't have to bring some for everyone.....	1.2400	0.10456	25	20	4	1
728	I was a sous chef in the Bronx, but the commute was killing me.	1.2400	0.10456	25	20	4	1
729	I used to bring work at home. Now I do the opposite.	1.2400	0.10456	25	20	4	1
730	Since my wife and kids moved out, you people are all I've got.	1.2400	0.10456	25	20	4	1
731	If I had a tailgate, I wouldn't be ridin' the Subway now, would I?	1.2400	0.10456	25	20	4	1
732	Per your order on our app, this will be done by your next stop on this train	1.2400	0.10456	25	20	4	1
733	You asked for rare? You're gettin' rare.	1.2400	0.08718	25	19	6	0
734	It's a new reality show, "Refugee Chef"	1.2400	0.08718	25	19	6	0
735	The tar beach July 4th invitation had a BYOB - Bring Your Own Barbecue.	1.2400	0.10456	25	20	4	1
736	Because setting up a swimming pool would be impractical.	1.2400	0.10456	25	20	4	1
737	There’s a natural flavor down here you just can’t get anywhere else	1.2400	0.08718	25	19	6	0
738	Desperado dining on a train.	1.2400	0.08718	25	19	6	0
739	I live in the station, but I'm on vacation.	1.2400	0.08718	25	19	6	0
740	Rare at 33rd Street, or well done by 125th?	1.2400	0.08718	25	19	6	0
741	It tastes like chicken. And down here you have an endless supply.	1.2400	0.10456	25	20	4	1
742	How's your summer so far ?	1.2400	0.11944	25	21	2	2
743	Gas grills, bah, I'm a purist...	1.2400	0.10456	25	20	4	1
744	Then why are you in the dining car?	1.2400	0.10456	25	20	4	1
745	All meat guaranteed caught on the tracks.	1.2400	0.11944	25	21	2	2
746	The gig economy c'est moi.	1.2400	0.10456	25	20	4	1
747	You have to select pick up or delivery.	1.2400	0.10456	25	20	4	1
748	Always wanted to own a food truck ... settled with a subway car.	1.2400	0.10456	25	20	4	1
749	What, I'm not allowed to drink on the train?	1.2400	0.08718	25	19	6	0
750	I am easing my way into retirement.	1.2400	0.08718	25	19	6	0
751	It beats no tailgating at all.	1.2400	0.10456	25	20	4	1
752	My friend told me to get tinder.	1.2400	0.10456	25	20	4	1
753	Please Google proper temperature for medium rare.	1.2400	0.10456	25	20	4	1
754	No, this is my coffee, I'm not asking for money!	1.2400	0.10456	25	20	4	1
755	What, you were expecting a dining car?	1.2400	0.11944	25	21	2	2
756	That will be $1.15 extra for orders on your Ipad.	1.2400	0.11944	25	21	2	2
757	I don't know why you're surprised. This IS the 'cue train.	1.2400	0.11944	25	21	2	2
758	If you have a bun we could be friends.	1.2400	0.10456	25	20	4	1
759	They taste like chicken and down here they're all free range.	1.2400	0.11944	25	21	2	2
760	When I said “Staycation”, she said “Train Station”.	1.2400	0.08718	25	19	6	0
761	It's the latest foodie trend, the pop-under.	1.2400	0.10456	25	20	4	1
762	Wild-caught, fresh off the platform.	1.2400	0.10456	25	20	4	1
763	Excuse me, but such devices are not allowed on this train.	1.2400	0.10456	25	20	4	1
764	The weekend's not going to enjoy it's self!	1.2400	0.11944	25	21	2	2
765	What? I've used up my vacation days, so I have to celebrate summer somehow.	1.2381	0.08893	42	35	4	3
766	You can either phone in, or order online.	1.2381	0.07474	42	33	8	1
767	I only do this on the B and Q trains.	1.2353	0.10392	34	29	2	3
768	No, I didn’t ‘kill the poor thing’. It touched the third rail.	1.2353	0.08506	34	27	6	1
769	If you want it well done, you'll need to transfer to the local train.	1.2353	0.11217	34	30	0	4
770	Don’t force your suburban values on me!	1.2333	0.10376	30	25	3	2
771	You’ve got to admit it beats the usual smell.	1.2333	0.09202	30	24	5	1
772	I promised myself when I retired I'd indulge my passion for cooking and travel.	1.2333	0.09202	30	24	5	1
773	What did you think the BBQ line stood for?	1.2333	0.09202	30	24	5	1
774	I was selling these burgers on the underground until I realized that I was going down the wrong track ...	1.2333	0.09202	30	24	5	1
775	Propane Snob....	1.2333	0.11430	30	26	1	3
776	Whatcha looking at? It's not a cigarette.	1.2333	0.09202	30	24	5	1
777	What do you mean this is the wrong subway?	1.2333	0.10376	30	25	3	2
778	If you smell something, say something.	1.2333	0.09202	30	24	5	1
779	Well sir,would you like your phone rare,medium,or well done?	1.2333	0.09202	30	24	5	1
780	Do you like it Canal Street rare, 42nd street medium, or 86 Street well?	1.2333	0.07854	30	23	7	0
781	Easy. At 42nd Street it's rare, at 28th Street it's medium, and at Union Square it's well done.,	1.2333	0.09202	30	24	5	1
782	Yah, well I don’t have a back yard dude !	1.2333	0.07854	30	23	7	0
783	By next week I'll have this whole floor covered in astro-turf...	1.2333	0.07854	30	23	7	0
784	Don't be all up in my grill.	1.2333	0.10376	30	25	3	2
785	I can't do well done - your station's too close.	1.2333	0.09202	30	24	5	1
786	How do you like your, um…steak?…	1.2333	0.10376	30	25	3	2
787	It comes out at a perfect medium-rare if you start it at Dyckman Street, flip it at 181st St., take it off at 175th St. and let it rest until City College.	1.2333	0.11430	30	26	1	3
788	What? It's after Memorial Day.	1.2333	0.10376	30	25	3	2
789	I checked -- there's no rule against barbecuing.	1.2326	0.08040	43	35	6	2
790	So, you'd rather I play an accordian?	1.2308	0.08427	26	20	6	0
791	Do you mind if I smoke?	1.2308	0.10088	26	21	4	1
792	Care for some mesquite grilled free-range vermin?	1.2308	0.10088	26	21	4	1
793	It started when I refused to mind the gap.	1.2308	0.10088	26	21	4	1
794	I'm trying to stay off of social media, so I need something to do on the commute.	1.2308	0.10088	26	21	4	1
795	Of course, it's vegan. I know my clientele!	1.2308	0.11513	26	22	2	2
796	Dude give me some space. You're all up in my grill.	1.2308	0.11513	26	22	2	2
797	That was to go? Right?	1.2308	0.10088	26	21	4	1
798	Eat in, or to go?	1.2308	0.10088	26	21	4	1
799	How the hell would I know if it was grass-fed?	1.2308	0.10088	26	21	4	1
800	You said you wanted that burger to go, right?	1.2308	0.10088	26	21	4	1
801	You both text and I grill;so what???	1.2308	0.08427	26	20	6	0
802	I mean...something had to be done about the rat problem.	1.2308	0.12779	26	23	0	3
803	People who talk on their cell phones in public are super annoying!	1.2308	0.11513	26	22	2	2
804	Menu: Burger for consumption : $8 Burger for snapchat: $12	1.2308	0.10088	26	21	4	1
805	'Tailgating at the stadium is so overrated".	1.2308	0.12779	26	23	0	3
806	It's the only way you can bring beer onto the subway.	1.2308	0.10088	26	21	4	1
807	How do you want it? Rare, medium, or 168th Street?	1.2308	0.11513	26	22	2	2
808	What? You've never seen a subway burger before?	1.2308	0.08427	26	20	6	0
809	I would ask you to hold my beer for a minute but I see you are busy.	1.2308	0.10088	26	21	4	1
810	Wassamatta, da buhga no big enuf fah ya?	1.2308	0.08427	26	20	6	0
811	You read where this is goin? Could be your last meal.	1.2308	0.08427	26	20	6	0
812	Yeah, that's the smell in here. You got a problem with it?	1.2308	0.10088	26	21	4	1
813	We're running on the B-B-Q line because of signal problems	1.2308	0.11513	26	22	2	2
814	Sorry I don't serve people that use social media.	1.2308	0.08427	26	20	6	0
815	I got tired of staring at my phone all the time.	1.2308	0.10088	26	21	4	1
816	I’d like to ask you to leave.	1.2308	0.11513	26	22	2	2
817	Express or station to station?	1.2308	0.10088	26	21	4	1
818	You connect via twitter, I connect via charcoal.	1.2308	0.11513	26	22	2	2
819	It sucks when the 4th of July comes on a Wednesday.	1.2308	0.10088	26	21	4	1
820	Would you rather I masturbate?	1.2308	0.10088	26	21	4	1
821	I'm taking a stay-cation until 125th Street.	1.2308	0.11513	26	22	2	2
822	Hey, I usually have the car to myself, even at rush hour, and I end up with a good steak to boot. What's not to like?	1.2308	0.10088	26	21	4	1
823	You must be from out of town. The terrible Yelp reviews are for the guy grilling on the Lex.	1.2308	0.08427	26	20	6	0
824	This is how we deal with rush hour in Cleveland.	1.2292	0.08011	48	40	5	3
825	I know, it's weird. We're all left-handed.	1.2258	0.08932	31	25	5	1
826	So then he says, "We're going to need you to work over the holiday...".	1.2258	0.07634	31	24	7	0
827	It's my turn to cook tonight and I had to work late.	1.2258	0.08932	31	25	5	1
828	I had to go public.	1.2258	0.08932	31	25	5	1
829	I use my time more productively with this than my with iPhone.	1.2250	0.09120	40	34	3	3
830	Sorry. I'm already late for the BBQ	1.2222	0.11111	27	23	2	2
831	Well, duh, do you see anyplace to plug in an electric grill?	1.2222	0.09745	27	22	4	1
832	Medium, well or rush?	1.2222	0.11111	27	23	2	2
833	How attached are you to your cellphones? I'm outa buns.	1.2222	0.11111	27	23	2	2
834	Where do you think grilled Subway sandwiches come from?	1.2222	0.09745	27	22	4	1
835	I take Apple Pay.	1.2222	0.08153	27	21	6	0
836	I'm just saying that me asking you not to post this on Instagram would make an amazing Instagram story.	1.2222	0.08153	27	21	6	0
837	So what do you do then on your commute?	1.2222	0.09745	27	22	4	1
838	Five bars, huh? I should switch.	1.2222	0.08153	27	21	6	0
839	Sorry, we don’t take phone orders.	1.2222	0.09745	27	22	4	1
840	Wow, you get reception down here?	1.2174	0.10810	23	19	3	1
841	You know farm-to-table? I call this subway-to-grill.	1.2174	0.08794	23	18	5	0
842	I'm leading the campaign to change Stop to Stob.	1.2174	0.08794	23	18	5	0
843	Why you gotta be all up in my grill?	1.2174	0.08794	23	18	5	0
844	You folks don’t look like BBQ types	1.2174	0.08794	23	18	5	0
845	You want that medium-well or third rail black?	1.2174	0.08794	23	18	5	0
846	You want a cheaper burger, take the bus.	1.2174	0.10810	23	19	3	1
847	Four stops for medium rare.	1.2174	0.10810	23	19	3	1
848	It's fresher than Subway.	1.2174	0.10810	23	19	3	1
849	Subway? Don't they do sandwiches?	1.2174	0.10810	23	19	3	1
850	Grüber is an easy way for me to make some side cash in between auditions.	1.2174	0.10810	23	19	3	1
851	Hey, at least I’m not clipping my nails.	1.2174	0.10810	23	19	3	1
852	Wow, Grubhub is really stepping up their game	1.2174	0.08794	23	18	5	0
853	What? It’s a veggie burger.	1.2174	0.10810	23	19	3	1
854	I hope someone at the next stop has A1	1.2174	0.08794	23	18	5	0
855	I do fireworks at dusk.	1.2174	0.08794	23	18	5	0
856	S’mores are 2 cars forward, past veggie burgers.	1.2174	0.10810	23	19	3	1
857	Want a subway sandwich?	1.2174	0.12505	23	20	1	2
858	Why are you looking at me like that? That feeds you; this feeds me.	1.2174	0.10810	23	19	3	1
859	Of course it's a rat, but it's a free-range rat.	1.2174	0.12505	23	20	1	2
860	It's critical that we cook the road kill right away.	1.2174	0.10810	23	19	3	1
861	Trump University, where did you graduate from?	1.2174	0.12505	23	20	1	2
862	I am trying to stay relevant in today’s instant gratification society.”	1.2174	0.10810	23	19	3	1
863	I take Metrocards.	1.2174	0.10810	23	19	3	1
864	I like them underdone"	1.2174	0.10810	23	19	3	1
865	Don't get your hopes up - it's just my BBQ performance art: fake meat on a fake flame with a fake beer.	1.2174	0.10810	23	19	3	1
866	It's rude to talk on a cell phone on the subway. Please open the window behind you to let the smoke out.	1.2174	0.08794	23	18	5	0
867	This train will be skipping breakfast and lunch and going straight to dinner.	1.2174	0.10810	23	19	3	1
868	Making lunch on the train saves me a lot of time.	1.2174	0.10810	23	19	3	1
869	Two stops per side for medium well.	1.2174	0.10810	23	19	3	1
870	If you want it medium well, you'll have to stay on for at least another two stops.	1.2174	0.10810	23	19	3	1
871	Bun? Who said anything about a bun?	1.2174	0.10810	23	19	3	1
872	Its like Uber for drive-thrus	1.2174	0.10810	23	19	3	1
873	I can't serve medium rare - it's against FDA regulations.	1.2174	0.10810	23	19	3	1
874	No worries—it’s smokeless charcoal	1.2174	0.08794	23	18	5	0
875	I don't need to use lighter fluid down here.	1.2174	0.10810	23	19	3	1
876	Not all of us can afford a backyard.	1.2174	0.10810	23	19	3	1
877	I guess that's one way to bring home the bacon.	1.2174	0.08794	23	18	5	0
878	Deplorables.	1.2174	0.10810	23	19	3	1
879	Your wife used the BBQNOW app to order a patio party. I'll follow you home.	1.2174	0.08794	23	18	5	0
880	The wife said I needed to get out more.	1.2174	0.10810	23	19	3	1
881	Boss said I could home from work today.	1.2174	0.10810	23	19	3	1
882	I founded the original Subway restaurant.	1.2174	0.08794	23	18	5	0
883	Won't be medium rare 'til we get to Times Square.	1.2174	0.08794	23	18	5	0
884	Batali said he'll be back in five.	1.2174	0.10810	23	19	3	1
885	You want it well done, you'll need to stay on past your station.	1.2174	0.10810	23	19	3	1
886	You've got two minutes to well-done before the next stop. Medium rare might be your best bet....	1.2174	0.10810	23	19	3	1
887	Next stop--medium.	1.2174	0.10810	23	19	3	1
888	Can you flip this for me? I'm the next stop.	1.2174	0.08794	23	18	5	0
889	They can’t fine me if they can’t find me.	1.2174	0.10810	23	19	3	1
890	Sorry, but you have to order on the website.	1.2174	0.10810	23	19	3	1
891	This way I’ve got the whole city as my backyard.	1.2174	0.10810	23	19	3	1
892	Relax - it was free range.	1.2174	0.10810	23	19	3	1
893	Well, I feel it's an idea whose time has come, know what I'm sayin'?	1.2174	0.10810	23	19	3	1
894	I’m not allowed to cook on my balcony.	1.2174	0.10810	23	19	3	1
895	The delays on this line make me miss dinner.	1.2174	0.08794	23	18	5	0
896	Yes, I am the conductor and the auto pilot is on, why are you asking?	1.2174	0.08794	23	18	5	0
897	Oh, it's safe. It's gluten free!	1.2174	0.08794	23	18	5	0
898	It all started when I told my wife I wanted dinner on the table when I got home...	1.2174	0.10810	23	19	3	1
899	We are test marketing an alternative to Subway on the subway.	1.2174	0.10810	23	19	3	1
900	My food cart is in the garage today,	1.2174	0.10810	23	19	3	1
901	this is an all new, trendy kind of patty made from 100% underground beef.	1.2174	0.08794	23	18	5	0
902	This way when I get home dinner will be ready.	1.2174	0.08794	23	18	5	0
903	How else can I drink beer on the subway?	1.2174	0.10810	23	19	3	1
904	If you want it medium well, you're going to have to ride with me to Brooklyn.	1.2174	0.10810	23	19	3	1
905	It started with a little manspreading and took off from there.	1.2174	0.12505	23	20	1	2
906	Rare 14th Street - Medium 42nd - Well Done 77th.	1.2174	0.10810	23	19	3	1
907	Yeah, I used to check email on the way to work, too.	1.2174	0.10810	23	19	3	1
908	No! I don't have a takeout menu!	1.2174	0.08794	23	18	5	0
909	Don’t judge me for grilling three days early you commie scum.	1.2174	0.10810	23	19	3	1
910	I have to admit that tailgating during the Subway Series does get a little awkward.	1.2174	0.10810	23	19	3	1
911	Not to worry. The carbon monoxide escapes when the doors open.	1.2174	0.08794	23	18	5	0
912	Rare, one stop. Medium-rare, two stops. Medium to well, three stops.	1.2174	0.10810	23	19	3	1
913	The sign says 'No Smoking', not 'No Grilling'	1.2174	0.12505	23	20	1	2
914	How da ya think Ray Croc got started ?	1.2174	0.10810	23	19	3	1
915	What? You don't like BBQ?	1.2174	0.10810	23	19	3	1
916	Personally, I much prefer cooking on the third rail.	1.2174	0.08794	23	18	5	0
917	It's my day off.	1.2174	0.10810	23	19	3	1
918	How did you do in the egg toss?	1.2174	0.10810	23	19	3	1
919	Not sure how this is more disruptive than the accordions.	1.2174	0.10810	23	19	3	1
920	You wouldn't happen to be carrying lighter fluid in that briefcase would you?	1.2174	0.10810	23	19	3	1
921	I know what you're thinking. But, don't worry. It's grass-fed.	1.2174	0.08794	23	18	5	0
922	Yeah, but watch what happens when we make a fast stop.	1.2174	0.10810	23	19	3	1
923	I was so done with the brick and mortar business model	1.2174	0.08794	23	18	5	0
924	If you want a veggie burger, you'll have to transfer to the #6 train.	1.2174	0.10810	23	19	3	1
925	Quit staring-it's not like I'm using propane.	1.2174	0.08794	23	18	5	0
926	The food truck didn't work out.	1.2174	0.10810	23	19	3	1
927	And, for dessert, app crisp.	1.2174	0.10810	23	19	3	1
928	Ketchup, mustard or our subway special sauce.	1.2174	0.08794	23	18	5	0
929	For me, it’s charcoal or nothing.	1.2174	0.10810	23	19	3	1
930	And yes, of course there is the classic choice between recently killed animal flesh and, for the squeemish, the grilled garden veggie plate.	1.2174	0.10810	23	19	3	1
931	Your burger's free if you later supply me with medical evidence of food poisoning or gastrointestinal distress related to my burgers.	1.2174	0.12505	23	20	1	2
932	I’m sorry, this is the only train going to meatpacking.	1.2174	0.08794	23	18	5	0
933	If you were me, you'd be home by now.	1.2174	0.12505	23	20	1	2
934	The App for this is Burgers on a Train.com	1.2174	0.08794	23	18	5	0
935	If I do this on the street I need a permit.	1.2174	0.12505	23	20	1	2
936	Sorry, you can’t order the express burger with local beef.	1.2174	0.10810	23	19	3	1
937	Keeping up with my Paleo diet used to be hard...	1.2174	0.08794	23	18	5	0
938	I just moved from the suburbs and I’m still adjusting.	1.2174	0.10810	23	19	3	1
939	I only get ten vacation minutes.	1.2174	0.10810	23	19	3	1
940	I'm making burgers great again!	1.2174	0.08794	23	18	5	0
941	Ya gonna Instagram this, or what?	1.2174	0.08794	23	18	5	0
942	No, this is not Subway	1.2174	0.12505	23	20	1	2
943	well you did hit the fresh burger app	1.2174	0.10810	23	19	3	1
944	Eyes on your own stuff!	1.2174	0.08794	23	18	5	0
945	Your order will be ready by the next station.	1.2174	0.08794	23	18	5	0
946	Can't beat an iPhone 8	1.2174	0.10810	23	19	3	1
947	Yep, being a White guy I could grill with a gun and I wouldn't need a permit.	1.2174	0.10810	23	19	3	1
948	Always the perfectionist, Harold found time to practise before the big weekend.	1.2174	0.08794	23	18	5	0
949	If you’re interested, I think there is a franchise available on the “G” train. I can put in a good word for you	1.2174	0.12505	23	20	1	2
950	What? I saw it on HGTV’s new show, Grilling on the Go.	1.2174	0.10810	23	19	3	1
951	Now the MTA has a whole new way to grill you.	1.2174	0.12505	23	20	1	2
952	Hey, it's better than Subway.	1.2174	0.10810	23	19	3	1
953	Pretend it’s 1984, your subway car fills with smoke and poof your cell phone disappears. Now what you gonna do?	1.2174	0.08794	23	18	5	0
954	What's the problem? I'm not black.	1.2174	0.12505	23	20	1	2
955	This is rare.	1.2174	0.10810	23	19	3	1
956	This is what it looks like when Trump makes America great again.	1.2174	0.10810	23	19	3	1
957	It's authentic tunnel-to-car dining.	1.2174	0.10810	23	19	3	1
958	I like to start my weekend a little early	1.2174	0.10810	23	19	3	1
959	You're overcooking them.	1.2174	0.08794	23	18	5	0
960	Local, or express?	1.2174	0.08794	23	18	5	0
961	Aw shoot, this seemed clever until you sat on my ketchup and bun.	1.2174	0.08794	23	18	5	0
962	Just getting in some practice before I meet with Mueller.	1.2174	0.10810	23	19	3	1
963	Nah, pizza's in the next car.	1.2174	0.12505	23	20	1	2
964	Home Depot, if it's any business of yours. Where'd that dumb-ass phone come from?	1.2174	0.10810	23	19	3	1
965	It’s subway rare, or do you want to add something to spice it up? But it’s not free and don’t give me that look on your face or you will receive it in your face buster.	1.2174	0.10810	23	19	3	1
966	Spare buns?	1.2174	0.10810	23	19	3	1
967	If you're checking, I have a B rating.	1.2174	0.08794	23	18	5	0
968	It's a Subway sandwich.	1.2174	0.12505	23	20	1	2
969	What do you mean you want it well-done--this isn't some fancy underground restaurant!	1.2174	0.10810	23	19	3	1
970	Got any buns?	1.2174	0.10810	23	19	3	1
971	Enhancing your ride. Your Transit Authority dollars at work.	1.2174	0.08794	23	18	5	0
972	You ordered the iBurger?	1.2174	0.10810	23	19	3	1
973	If you need this well done, you are going to have to stay on AT LEAST til Central Park North.	1.2174	0.08794	23	18	5	0
974	So how long are you booked for this Airbnb?	1.2174	0.08794	23	18	5	0
975	Of course we barbecue. Do you think we're 'Subway'?	1.2174	0.10810	23	19	3	1
976	Was that medium rare?	1.2174	0.08794	23	18	5	0
977	Don't look, but there's someone "manspreading" over there.	1.2174	0.10810	23	19	3	1
978	You may have thought about it-I’m living it.	1.2174	0.12505	23	20	1	2
979	Don't call the cops, I'm white.	1.2174	0.08794	23	18	5	0
980	It's not the usual thing, but I would advise choosing well-done, medium. or rare based on how distant your station is.	1.2174	0.08794	23	18	5	0
981	Now, you're actually wrong for doing that on so many levels!	1.2174	0.10810	23	19	3	1
982	So, is this one of those pop-up restaurants?	1.2174	0.12505	23	20	1	2
983	Free range prime rat.	1.2174	0.10810	23	19	3	1
984	I work for Subway.	1.2174	0.12505	23	20	1	2
985	You can bring your own food into Yankee Stadium	1.2174	0.10810	23	19	3	1
986	There's no texting on the Q Line.	1.2174	0.08794	23	18	5	0
987	Sourced? What, third rail ain't good enough for ya?	1.2174	0.08794	23	18	5	0
988	It’s like Uber, but, for meats.	1.2174	0.10810	23	19	3	1
989	It's delicious. Raised strictly on f-words and manspreaders.	1.2174	0.10810	23	19	3	1
990	... so if the focus groups love it, the MTA and the Pest Control Bureau will roll it out wide next summer.	1.2174	0.10810	23	19	3	1
991	This is the only job Trump was able to save for me. Too much competition on the street.	1.2174	0.10810	23	19	3	1
992	Text me how you'd like your burgers.	1.2174	0.10810	23	19	3	1
993	The bank took my house, they took my car, but at least I still got my grill.	1.2174	0.08794	23	18	5	0
994	I was told this was the Flavor Town Express....	1.2174	0.10810	23	19	3	1
995	I used to play the tuba, but this is more self-$ustaining.	1.2174	0.08794	23	18	5	0
996	Rare, medium, well done? Text me.	1.2174	0.10810	23	19	3	1
997	At 34th you can switch to the uptown D train for condiments.	1.2174	0.10810	23	19	3	1
998	Unless you’re staying on until Brooklyn Bridge, the best I can do is medium rare....	1.2174	0.10810	23	19	3	1
999	Is this the B-B-Q train?	1.2174	0.10810	23	19	3	1
1000	If the Mountain Won't Come...	1.2174	0.08794	23	18	5	0
1001	It's a free country - for guys like me.	1.2174	0.08794	23	18	5	0
1002	What, you never seen a burner before?	1.2174	0.08794	23	18	5	0
1003	Chef begins training for the Orient Express.	1.2174	0.10810	23	19	3	1
1004	Of course I'm not cooking it over direct heat. Do I look like an idiot?	1.2174	0.10810	23	19	3	1
1005	My wife enjoys Midtown Manhattan; I prefer Long Island. This is kind of a Green Acres thing in reverse.	1.2174	0.08794	23	18	5	0
1006	The airlines nixed the idea.	1.2174	0.08794	23	18	5	0
1007	Think of it as a burnt offering.	1.2174	0.10810	23	19	3	1
1008	Well-done burgers are only sold on local trains.	1.2174	0.10810	23	19	3	1
1009	I'm going to have to ask you to leave.	1.2174	0.08794	23	18	5	0
1010	This is a new Uber service so you don' t lose any time to grab a bite while on the run!	1.2174	0.08794	23	18	5	0
1011	Of course, all my food is to go!	1.2174	0.10810	23	19	3	1
1012	Ask SIRI if she thinks you want cheese on it	1.2174	0.12505	23	20	1	2
1013	My wife says I need to unplug.	1.2174	0.10810	23	19	3	1
1014	Would you like your burger to go?	1.2174	0.08794	23	18	5	0
1015	The onions help with the subway smell.	1.2174	0.10810	23	19	3	1
1016	Food trucks can suck it.	1.2174	0.12505	23	20	1	2
1017	Food subway should do better than food truck; don’t you think?	1.2174	0.08794	23	18	5	0
1018	"Rare,medium,well done,or just for you,who cares?"	1.2174	0.10810	23	19	3	1
1019	It's ratatouille panini with metrocardia relish.	1.2174	0.08794	23	18	5	0
1020	Didn't see people scoffing when you ate that hotdog from the food truck yesterday.	1.2174	0.10810	23	19	3	1
1021	Sure it's cancerous, but it tastes so good!	1.2174	0.10810	23	19	3	1
1022	My specialty is track to table."	1.2174	0.10810	23	19	3	1
1023	Lawyer, but it tastes like chicken.	1.2174	0.10810	23	19	3	1
1024	I got the idea after reading Hemingway's "A Moveable Feast. "	1.2174	0.10810	23	19	3	1
1025	Anyone can get a food truck!	1.2174	0.08794	23	18	5	0
1026	Text your order.	1.2174	0.08794	23	18	5	0
1027	Love your wife hate your wife, I’ve got the burger for you.	1.2174	0.10810	23	19	3	1
1028	The subway's really starting to heat up.	1.2174	0.10810	23	19	3	1
1029	Given the option, why not eat fresh?	1.2174	0.08794	23	18	5	0
1030	My truck is in the shop	1.2174	0.10810	23	19	3	1
1031	SUBWAY GRILL appreciates your business. Come again soon.	1.2174	0.10810	23	19	3	1
1032	With all the household chores and looking after the kids, I really didn't have the time to cook today. Want some?	1.2174	0.10810	23	19	3	1
1033	No, you can't have a sip of my beer. Get your own.	1.2174	0.08794	23	18	5	0
1034	Jealous?	1.2174	0.10810	23	19	3	1
1035	Hey, don't give me the third degree. We all have our addictions.	1.2174	0.10810	23	19	3	1
1036	Food truck had a flat.	1.2174	0.10810	23	19	3	1
1037	Subway's expanding.	1.2174	0.08794	23	18	5	0
1038	My wife told me to "get a life."	1.2174	0.08794	23	18	5	0
1039	Sushi? You got the wrong app.	1.2174	0.08794	23	18	5	0
1040	Well the brochure did list modified dining car.	1.2174	0.08794	23	18	5	0
1041	How would you like your rat cooked? Rare, Medium or Well Done?	1.2174	0.10810	23	19	3	1
1042	It's Grill-time!	1.2174	0.10810	23	19	3	1
1043	You’ve never heard of a pop up restaurant before?	1.2174	0.08794	23	18	5	0
1044	I lost my house, not my suburban ethos.	1.2174	0.10810	23	19	3	1
1045	Relax it's a Vape Grill!	1.2174	0.10810	23	19	3	1
1046	Are you hungry for a change? It's a long ride.	1.2174	0.10810	23	19	3	1
1047	You can take a man out of the suburbs, but you can't take the suburbs out of the man.	1.2174	0.10810	23	19	3	1
1048	Do you want your burger to go?	1.2174	0.08794	23	18	5	0
1049	My landlord wouldn't allow it on the balcony.	1.2174	0.10810	23	19	3	1
1050	If you’re getting off at Rockefeller Center it’ll have to be a minute steak.	1.2174	0.10810	23	19	3	1
1051	It's the newest franchise.	1.2174	0.08794	23	18	5	0
1052	The sign says NO EATING not NO COOKING	1.2174	0.08794	23	18	5	0
1053	This is the Lex #4 Express, so your burgers will be ready before 59th Street.	1.2174	0.08794	23	18	5	0
1054	So sue me. You think everybody's got a nice big back yard in the burbs?	1.2174	0.10810	23	19	3	1
1055	He loved the IRT. This was his final wish.	1.2174	0.10810	23	19	3	1
1056	Sorry. If you’re getting off next stop it’ll have to be rare.	1.2174	0.08794	23	18	5	0
1057	I've got softball tonight so it makes to grab a bite on the train.	1.2174	0.10810	23	19	3	1
1058	I tried working from home, but I missed all the excitement of the commute.	1.2174	0.10810	23	19	3	1
1059	My apartment doesn’t allow open flames.	1.2174	0.10810	23	19	3	1
1060	You know, it's rude to be glued to your phones like that. You should really try being more present.	1.2174	0.10810	23	19	3	1
1061	This is the express. I only do medium-well on the local.	1.2174	0.10810	23	19	3	1
1062	Can’t do well-done on the express, pal, you have to get on the local for that.	1.2174	0.08794	23	18	5	0
1063	Make it rare I get off at 57th street!	1.2174	0.10810	23	19	3	1
1064	The two of you might think about getting a real hobby.	1.2174	0.10810	23	19	3	1
1065	77th Street? Best I can do is medium-rare for ya!	1.2174	0.10810	23	19	3	1
1066	At least I’m not clipping my toenails.	1.2174	0.10810	23	19	3	1
1067	Friday's Mahi Mahi.	1.2174	0.12505	23	20	1	2
1068	I always bring my lunch.	1.2174	0.10810	23	19	3	1
1069	Before ya get da house wine pairing, dis here is what ya call your amuse-bouche. On me. What the hell, right?	1.2174	0.10810	23	19	3	1
1070	We only serve it to-go.	1.2174	0.10810	23	19	3	1
1071	Did you call an Uber Eats?	1.2174	0.08794	23	18	5	0
1072	Low overhead	1.2174	0.08794	23	18	5	0
1073	My kid’s school really needs the money.”	1.2174	0.10810	23	19	3	1
1074	42nd street is rare. For Medium you got to go to Harlem.	1.2174	0.08794	23	18	5	0
1075	What are you having?	1.2174	0.08794	23	18	5	0
1076	What? Some people like their Subways warmed up.	1.2174	0.08794	23	18	5	0
1077	I’m not a pan handler.	1.2174	0.10810	23	19	3	1
1078	I used to make good money until TSA wised up.	1.2174	0.12505	23	20	1	2
1079	This grill is on fire!	1.2174	0.10810	23	19	3	1
1080	I kill two birds with one stone. Then I grill them.	1.2174	0.10810	23	19	3	1
1081	You realize, of course, their being no service down here , I am the only one not feigning productivity.	1.2143	0.09424	28	23	4	1
1082	Relax, it’s charcoal!	1.2143	0.08018	42	35	5	2
1083	49th rare, 7th well done.	1.2121	0.10442	33	29	1	3
1084	It’s fathers day somewhere	1.2083	0.08468	24	19	5	0
1085	Oh, put your phone away. The sign doesn't say anything about grilling!	1.2083	0.10389	24	20	3	1
1086	Hey pal. This is the subway. No t-bones.	1.2083	0.10389	24	20	3	1
1087	Talk about “subway fresh...”	1.2083	0.10389	24	20	3	1
1088	Hello. Welcome to Subway.	1.2083	0.12007	24	21	1	2
1089	Order the next one anyway you like it from Just Like Dad's on Amazon.	1.2083	0.12007	24	21	1	2
1090	The grilling and the beer help to mask the taste of the poison.	1.2083	0.10389	24	20	3	1
1091	Getting a head start on the weekend.	1.2083	0.08468	24	19	5	0
1092	Welcome to the IRT company picnic..	1.2083	0.08468	24	19	5	0
1093	It's that kind of day. No time for lunch.	1.2083	0.08468	24	19	5	0
1094	The doctor will see you once you've had two hot dogs so that your lipid levels will rise alarmingly	1.2083	0.10389	24	20	3	1
1095	It's my new fast food idea. Go on, give me a Yelp review.	1.2083	0.10389	24	20	3	1
1096	Yes. Most of the burgers are on the rare side.	1.2083	0.10389	24	20	3	1
1097	Because there's no gas hook-up in here, that's why.	1.2083	0.10389	24	20	3	1
1098	The whole food truck scene was getting really old.	1.2083	0.08468	24	19	5	0
1099	Summer weather is better down here...	1.2083	0.08468	24	19	5	0
1100	I know, mesquite lump charcoal was a gamechanger for me, too.	1.2083	0.10389	24	20	3	1
1101	Whaddaya think you’re better than me?	1.2083	0.10389	24	20	3	1
1102	At least I can keep my tips here.	1.2083	0.08468	24	19	5	0
1103	Like you've never seen a subway sandwich before?	1.2083	0.10389	24	20	3	1
1104	Hey, #howdidyounavigatethegap? is trending.	1.2083	0.10389	24	20	3	1
1105	Pop-up store for instahotdog.com. On line 6 only until 11/21.	1.2083	0.10389	24	20	3	1
1106	Why, yes, this is the deluxe dining car.	1.2083	0.08468	24	19	5	0
1107	Out of all the things in the world right now, this is what catches your eye?	1.2083	0.08468	24	19	5	0
1108	It makes too much smoke in my backyard.	1.2083	0.10389	24	20	3	1
1109	I started with a food truck, now I’ve moved up to a food train!	1.2083	0.08468	24	19	5	0
1110	I came to rely on my phone too much, so I gave it up. Say, could one of you Google medium temp for a burger?	1.2083	0.10389	24	20	3	1
1111	If you wanted that well-done, you should have taken the local.	1.2083	0.08468	24	19	5	0
1112	It's a therapy grill.	1.2083	0.10389	24	20	3	1
1113	You have opened the Hologram Barbecue App.	1.2083	0.08468	24	19	5	0
1114	How rude of me, did you want some?	1.2083	0.08468	24	19	5	0
1115	If anyone can find it in their heart to donate some beef, chicken, or even pork, any amount is appreciated.	1.2083	0.10389	24	20	3	1
1116	If you like this dumpling, you will love my website.	1.2083	0.10389	24	20	3	1
1117	He looked at the fireman and then he said, We’re going to reach Frisco but we’ll all be dead.	1.2083	0.10389	24	20	3	1
1118	If you want it well done you'll have to stay on until 116th Street.	1.2083	0.08468	24	19	5	0
1119	Now this is what I call "manspreading"	1.2083	0.12007	24	21	1	2
1120	When shall we three meat again?	1.2083	0.10389	24	20	3	1
1121	I prefer to call it "spatulahandling"	1.2083	0.08468	24	19	5	0
1122	I’m feeling rather conflicted about my retirement.	1.2083	0.08468	24	19	5	0
1123	The MTA exhaust fumes provide a certain je ne sais quoi.	1.2083	0.10389	24	20	3	1
1124	She kept the house but I got the BBQ	1.2083	0.12007	24	21	1	2
1125	It's a long commute, and I get hungry.	1.2083	0.10389	24	20	3	1
1126	You wouldn't happen to have a plate, would you?	1.2083	0.08468	24	19	5	0
1127	Health inspectors can't find me if I'm on the move!	1.2083	0.08468	24	19	5	0
1128	What were you expecting -a subway sandwich?	1.2083	0.10389	24	20	3	1
1129	Next time I’m bringing veggie burgers. I’m starting to get funny looks.	1.2083	0.10389	24	20	3	1
1130	Look, you didn't have to take the Q train.	1.2083	0.10389	24	20	3	1
1131	Uuh, so who's manning the controls?	1.2083	0.10389	24	20	3	1
1132	Sure it's burned to a crisp, but it's only ten bucks!	1.2083	0.10389	24	20	3	1
1133	The burgers will be ready about 3 stops from now.	1.2083	0.08468	24	19	5	0
1134	And when I am done cooking, its indoor fireworks time.	1.2083	0.10389	24	20	3	1
1135	Not up for burgers? If you change at 59th Street, the 7th Avenue line's got half-smokes and the Lexington Ave is doing a fish fry.	1.2083	0.10389	24	20	3	1
1136	You have to order through the App.	1.2083	0.12007	24	21	1	2
1137	This is taking manspreading to a new level.	1.2083	0.10389	24	20	3	1
1138	Rare, medium or thermonuclear?	1.2083	0.10389	24	20	3	1
1139	This is just a little extra service from Meals on Wheels.	1.2083	0.10389	24	20	3	1
1140	Thanks for not man-spreading, and giving me room.	1.2083	0.10389	24	20	3	1
1141	B Train Slider? With or Without the GCS Stop?	1.2083	0.08468	24	19	5	0
1142	I’m saving to get a truck	1.2083	0.08468	24	19	5	0
1143	I'm about to manspread some ketchup on it.	1.2083	0.08468	24	19	5	0
1144	You didn't mind the break dancers or the guy selling meth, but this you object to?	1.2083	0.08468	24	19	5	0
1145	Food Trucks are done man. Food Way is the future.	1.2083	0.08468	24	19	5	0
1146	Does that happen to have a starter fluid app on it?	1.2083	0.10389	24	20	3	1
1147	You have to take the #1 if you want tacos	1.2083	0.10389	24	20	3	1
1148	It's so hot down here I can grill without fuel.	1.2083	0.10389	24	20	3	1
1149	Actually, I'm just visiting from the suburbs.	1.2083	0.08468	24	19	5	0
1150	$5 and you can tell me what I'm doing wrong, if you make it $10 you can also flip the burger	1.2083	0.10389	24	20	3	1
1151	15 minutes ago this guy was crawling right where you’re sitting. It doesn’t get any fresher than that.	1.2083	0.10389	24	20	3	1
1152	I was riding a train one day and got hankering for fresh burger, and so here we are.	1.2083	0.10389	24	20	3	1
1153	Do you think this strikes the right note of middle aged whimsy?	1.2083	0.10389	24	20	3	1
1154	I'm part of the get to know Trump voters outreach program.	1.2083	0.10389	24	20	3	1
1155	My permit? It’s anarchy, sir.	1.2083	0.10389	24	20	3	1
1156	My food truck is in the repair shop	1.2083	0.10389	24	20	3	1
1157	Using the third rail didn't give it the same flavor as charcoal	1.2083	0.08468	24	19	5	0
1158	Why the train? I got kicked off the platform.	1.2083	0.10389	24	20	3	1
1159	There’s less competition down here...	1.2083	0.08468	24	19	5	0
1160	You'll have to put your phones away. New York Transit has subway dining standards.	1.2069	0.07655	29	23	6	0
1161	Are you sure that it will be ready by 59th Street?	1.2059	0.08208	34	28	5	1
1162	Fast food anyone?	1.2059	0.07039	34	27	7	0
1163	What?	1.2051	0.07510	39	32	6	1
1164	It's the new EPA regs for your breakfast convenience!	1.2041	0.07131	49	41	6	2
1165	I thought you said you wanted it ‘to go?’	1.2000	0.10000	25	21	3	1
1166	We have moved on from manspreading to lamb spreading	1.2000	0.10000	25	21	3	1
1167	I work at home.	1.2000	0.10000	25	21	3	1
1168	I suppose wearing an apron on the subway looks a bit odd?	1.2000	0.10000	25	21	3	1
1169	Because the rent is too damn high.	1.2000	0.08165	25	20	5	0
1170	You might say I'm well trained.	1.2000	0.08841	30	25	4	1
1171	Do I show up to your place of work and judge you?	1.2000	0.10000	25	21	3	1
1172	They told me to take the B express to the B local one stop and transfer to the Q.	1.2000	0.08165	25	20	5	0
1173	There is never a time not to barbecue. You want a cold drink?	1.2000	0.08165	25	20	5	0
1174	I gotta find some more meat. Would you watch this for just a minute?	1.2000	0.06860	35	28	7	0
1175	It should be perfectly medium-rare by the 57th Street stop.	1.2000	0.10000	25	21	3	1
1176	It’s the train’s emergency steak.	1.2000	0.10000	25	21	3	1
1177	I find them under the seats. Why?	1.2000	0.10000	25	21	3	1
1178	Which one of you ordered the tube steak from Amazon Prime?	1.2000	0.08165	25	20	5	0
1179	Do you want flies with that?	1.2000	0.07521	45	38	5	2
1180	Hey pal... Mind your own business.	1.2000	0.09873	35	31	1	3
1181	No matter how I cook it, it's rare.	1.1935	0.08575	31	26	4	1
1182	Harold quits his subway saxophone job to follow his dream of bringing free range, grass fed beef burgers to time compromised commuters.	1.1905	0.11168	21	18	2	1
1183	For well done,you gotta ride to at least 145 .	1.1905	0.08781	21	17	4	0
1184	Here on this car it's always the 4th of July.	1.1905	0.11168	21	18	2	1
1185	The app says I select the sauce tab when we hit 34 st.	1.1905	0.11168	21	18	2	1
1186	Subterrranean subs sell for more.	1.1905	0.13128	21	19	0	2
1187	What? You'd prefer Pizza Rat's leftovers?	1.1905	0.11168	21	18	2	1
1188	Spare any change for a burger?	1.1905	0.11168	21	18	2	1
1189	That's right, I'm taking manspreading to the next level. You got a problem with that?	1.1905	0.08781	21	17	4	0
1190	I'm a little out of date on my subway app, beer app and BBQ app. Would you download them for a burger?	1.1905	0.11168	21	18	2	1
1191	'You can order online, buddy.'	1.1905	0.11168	21	18	2	1
1192	How do you want that cooked: first-stop, second-stop or end-of-the-line?	1.1905	0.08781	21	17	4	0
1193	No, it's not a rat.	1.1905	0.11168	21	18	2	1
1194	I hope you like it rare as your station is next!	1.1905	0.08781	21	17	4	0
1195	Hemingway, of course.	1.1905	0.11168	21	18	2	1
1196	It’s the hottest new app!	1.1905	0.08781	21	17	4	0
1197	Looks like I won’t be getting out to the Hampton’s this summer.”	1.1905	0.11168	21	18	2	1
1198	You have no idea how many fellas look at me like that. Next thing you know, I’m grilling their smartphone juuuust the way they like it.	1.1905	0.08781	21	17	4	0
1199	I like to finish it on the third rail -- really seals in the flavor.	1.1905	0.11168	21	18	2	1
1200	Fried falafel in the subway. Try it - it's a New York specialty!	1.1905	0.08781	21	17	4	0
1201	Do you prefer your filth rare or well done?	1.1905	0.08781	21	17	4	0
1202	I'm training for a BBQ cook-off.	1.1905	0.08781	21	17	4	0
1203	This train will now run Express stops to Connecticut.	1.1905	0.11168	21	18	2	1
1204	If you want to get better apps on your commute, first you have to board the Q train.	1.1905	0.11168	21	18	2	1
1205	What's your beef with my tofu?	1.1905	0.11168	21	18	2	1
1206	It's just charcoal ever since they banned my smoker.	1.1905	0.08781	21	17	4	0
1207	My car's at the shop	1.1905	0.11168	21	18	2	1
1208	We’ll be serving barbecue in business class today.	1.1905	0.11168	21	18	2	1
1209	And I suppose YOU have a backyard in New York City??	1.1905	0.08781	21	17	4	0
1210	Sure, I can cook and look at the same time.	1.1905	0.11168	21	18	2	1
1211	Solves my two problems: homelessness and unemployment!	1.1905	0.11168	21	18	2	1
1212	I'm new at being homeless.	1.1905	0.08781	21	17	4	0
1213	I'm thinking about a group selfie, but outdoor lighting is more flattering.	1.1905	0.11168	21	18	2	1
1214	If you’re getting off at Soho, it’ll have to be medium-rare.	1.1905	0.11168	21	18	2	1
1215	No, I don't have an app, but I do have ketchup packets.	1.1905	0.11168	21	18	2	1
1216	It's called 'MAGAspreading' and it's here to stay.	1.1905	0.11168	21	18	2	1
1217	It's the open-door mugginess and a/c combo that gives it that special taste."	1.1905	0.08781	21	17	4	0
1218	You'll have to take it rare; you're the next stop.	1.1905	0.08781	21	17	4	0
1219	Oh wow, I've always wanted one of those!	1.1905	0.11168	21	18	2	1
1220	This way I add 2 hours to every weekend.	1.1905	0.11168	21	18	2	1
1221	Please, no cell phone use in line.	1.1905	0.08781	21	17	4	0
1222	Location, location, location. So, here I am.	1.1905	0.08781	21	17	4	0
1223	Don’cha love the smell of lithium in the morning?	1.1905	0.11168	21	18	2	1
1224	No... I still haven’t returned....	1.1905	0.08781	21	17	4	0
1225	It’s called a ‘working weekend.” Boss couldn’t spring for a working vacation.	1.1905	0.11168	21	18	2	1
1226	Almost got this 4 day work week down.	1.1905	0.08781	21	17	4	0
1227	I'm blazing a trail.	1.1905	0.08781	21	17	4	0
1228	It’s the MTA’s way of saying “Nothing is getting fixed anytime soon."	1.1905	0.11168	21	18	2	1
1229	Now you know why it always smells like hotdogs in the subway.	1.1905	0.08781	21	17	4	0
1230	No, I do not have any Grey Poupon.	1.1905	0.08781	21	17	4	0
1231	Straphanger steak. Well-done.	1.1905	0.08781	21	17	4	0
1232	Don’t tell me you forgot the buns!	1.1905	0.08781	21	17	4	0
1233	How would you like your burger -- rare, medium, or terminal?	1.1905	0.08781	21	17	4	0
1234	You read your email, I choose to relax on my commute.	1.1905	0.11168	21	18	2	1
1235	Yeh, the sign says 'no eating,' but nuthin' about 'no cooking.'	1.1905	0.08781	21	17	4	0
1236	MTA is providing hot-food concessions and addressing the vermin problem all at once. Meatball?	1.1905	0.08781	21	17	4	0
1237	Food trucks are so 2016, you know?	1.1905	0.11168	21	18	2	1
1238	I launched the U-BER-B-Q app this morning, went public at noon and will be selling out to a private equity firm at the next station.	1.1905	0.11168	21	18	2	1
1239	For a great rotisserie, visit me on Wednesdays at the turnstiles.	1.1905	0.08781	21	17	4	0
1240	The soda ain't cold but it's only a buck.	1.1905	0.08781	21	17	4	0
1241	And then they said my personal life is affecting my work.	1.1905	0.08781	21	17	4	0
1242	It's hamburger that's been isolated.	1.1905	0.11168	21	18	2	1
1243	Sorry, I'm just a cook in training	1.1905	0.11168	21	18	2	1
1244	Ever heard of "terroir"?	1.1905	0.11168	21	18	2	1
1245	Don't like it? Next time take a A line instead of the BBQ.	1.1905	0.08781	21	17	4	0
1246	Like this is most shocking thing you've seen on the subway	1.1905	0.08781	21	17	4	0
1247	Whaaat , It's kosher!	1.1905	0.08781	21	17	4	0
1248	Mind the spread	1.1905	0.11168	21	18	2	1
1249	It's part of the city's rat recycling program.	1.1905	0.11168	21	18	2	1
1250	I turn grills on.	1.1905	0.07800	42	36	4	2
1251	Just order from my ap.	1.1905	0.11168	21	18	2	1
1252	Is this the express train to Bridgehampton?	1.1905	0.13128	21	19	0	2
1253	You get off when? No problem, rare'll be ready in two stops.	1.1905	0.11168	21	18	2	1
1254	It's below-ground beef.	1.1905	0.11168	21	18	2	1
1255	I'm part of the MTA's Dine and Dash program.	1.1905	0.08781	21	17	4	0
1256	What? It's my side hustle.	1.1905	0.11168	21	18	2	1
1257	There's no smoking in here, so medium-well is probably pushing it.	1.1905	0.11168	21	18	2	1
1258	It's 100% vegan, though	1.1905	0.08781	21	17	4	0
1259	Our co-op has a no-barbecue rule.	1.1905	0.11168	21	18	2	1
1260	Barbecue and beer are the only signs of summer given my three jobs.	1.1905	0.08781	21	17	4	0
1261	Closet tailgaters, right?	1.1905	0.08781	21	17	4	0
1262	Here or to go?	1.1905	0.08781	21	17	4	0
1263	I’ll have time to make yours well done if we get another delay.	1.1905	0.11168	21	18	2	1
1264	Haven't ya heard of a club car?	1.1905	0.08781	21	17	4	0
1265	I only have time to multi-task.	1.1905	0.11168	21	18	2	1
1266	Why am I doing this? Because the genie heard kingsford day.	1.1905	0.11168	21	18	2	1
1267	The MTA started selling bbq rats to fix the signals and upgrade the tracks.	1.1905	0.11168	21	18	2	1
1268	It was the featured recipe in last month's "Subway Today" summer issue.	1.1905	0.11168	21	18	2	1
1269	Can you shout out 'Yes, Chef!' every time I say something to you?	1.1905	0.08781	21	17	4	0
1270	The cooler is coming at the next stop. While you're waiting, medium rare or well done?	1.1905	0.11168	21	18	2	1
1271	A nice burger on the IRT to go with your Facebook feed...life is good. You want fries with that?	1.1905	0.11168	21	18	2	1
1272	Where's it from? Right here. Tastes just like chicken.	1.1905	0.11168	21	18	2	1
1273	Finally a subway performer I can get behind!	1.1905	0.08781	21	17	4	0
1274	Hey! Have you never seen a bar-b-que grill on a subway car before?	1.1905	0.11168	21	18	2	1
1275	If we let it cook until the next stop, it will certainly be well done.	1.1905	0.11168	21	18	2	1
1276	Pardon me, do you happen to have any Poupon™?	1.1905	0.11168	21	18	2	1
1277	You ever wonder where all the rats go after they’re dead? You ever wonder how the homeless are kept fed?	1.1875	0.08325	32	27	4	1
1278	We're getting a wiffle ball game going on the F Train if you're interested.	1.1852	0.10725	27	24	1	2
1279	I am going to make a truly authentic Subway Sandwich!	1.1818	0.10683	22	19	2	1
1280	Well done, medium or underground?	1.1818	0.08417	22	18	4	0
1281	I'll retrieve and prepare the rat before you get off — tell everyone at the office you were on a safari.	1.1818	0.10683	22	19	2	1
1282	Yeah, I have a lot more free time since I got rid of my smart phone.	1.1818	0.08417	22	18	4	0
1283	The rats are locally sourced, cage free, and I only use the gluten free discarded pizza crusts for the buns.	1.1818	0.10683	22	19	2	1
1284	Samsung S9 I see. Good choice. A lot cheaper than an iPhone X, the camera’s just as good and you have longer battery life. Now I would give the iPhone an edge as far as the display goes...	1.1818	0.08089	33	28	4	1
1285	I only eat what I kill	1.1818	0.08417	22	18	4	0
1286	For well done you'll have to wait until 125th	1.1818	0.10683	22	19	2	1
1287	Keeps my business moving	1.1818	0.08417	22	18	4	0
1288	You want cheese on that?	1.1818	0.12547	22	20	0	2
1289	Today is Sunday, right?	1.1818	0.10683	22	19	2	1
1290	Emotional support animals are my specialty.	1.1818	0.10683	22	19	2	1
1291	My weiner has a first name, its: M-I-N-D-Y-O-U-R-O-W-N-B-U-S-I-N-E-S-S	1.1818	0.10683	22	19	2	1
1292	What, you haven't heard of the latest barbecue app?	1.1818	0.08417	22	18	4	0
1293	All our meat is locally sourced.	1.1818	0.10683	22	19	2	1
1294	You do you...	1.1818	0.08417	22	18	4	0
1295	Technically, I have locations all over town.	1.1818	0.10683	22	19	2	1
1296	Look, just like Trump with Twitter, I'm an emotionally weak person and I cannot function for one waking minute without my grill.	1.1818	0.10683	22	19	2	1
1297	I’m conducting a racial acceptance social experiment.	1.1818	0.08417	22	18	4	0
1298	We need a good Yelp review. Everything's riding on it.	1.1818	0.10683	22	19	2	1
1299	So I started doing this just to earn a couple bucks but I just fell in love with it.	1.1818	0.08417	22	18	4	0
1300	Rat briquette, buddy?	1.1818	0.08417	22	18	4	0
1301	What about carbon monoxide?	1.1818	0.10683	22	19	2	1
1302	This is the BMT,not the BBQ.	1.1818	0.08417	22	18	4	0
1303	My wife said I had to get another hobby.	1.1818	0.08417	22	18	4	0
1304	I make the best burgers under Earth!	1.1818	0.10683	22	19	2	1
1305	I’m selling franchises. You interested?	1.1818	0.10683	22	19	2	1
1306	Three hours for a table in Brooklyn, that's why.	1.1818	0.08417	22	18	4	0
1307	We are taking to-go to a whole new level.	1.1818	0.12547	22	20	0	2
1308	The Mets aren't worth the cost of the parking spot to tailgate.	1.1818	0.10683	22	19	2	1
1309	My other grill is an Echelon Diamond E790s	1.1818	0.10683	22	19	2	1
1310	This one is called my ''Better than staring at your cellphone" burger.	1.1818	0.08417	22	18	4	0
1311	This is the B line, not the BBQ line.	1.1818	0.10683	22	19	2	1
1312	I like to start the weekend early.	1.1818	0.08417	22	18	4	0
1313	You wouldn’t happen to have a bun and some condiments in that briefcase would you?	1.1818	0.08417	22	18	4	0
1314	Honestly, people are so absorbed in their phones that you're the first person to notice.	1.1818	0.08417	22	18	4	0
1315	Nothing good on facebook?	1.1818	0.08417	22	18	4	0
1316	I can never get home in time for dinner.	1.1818	0.10683	22	19	2	1
1317	It’s our new Farm-to-F-Train concept.	1.1818	0.08417	22	18	4	0
1318	Stand clear of the grilling franks, please.	1.1818	0.08417	22	18	4	0
1319	So medium rare is good for you or?	1.1818	0.08417	22	18	4	0
1320	What, you expect me to barbeque in my studio apartment?	1.1818	0.08417	22	18	4	0
1321	Today I'm pulling out all the stops.	1.1818	0.08417	22	18	4	0
1322	It's only until the infrastructure is fixed.	1.1818	0.10683	22	19	2	1
1323	You can pick up the salad at 23rd Street.	1.1818	0.08417	22	18	4	0
1324	Talking on a cellphone in the subway is prohibited	1.1818	0.10683	22	19	2	1
1325	Yes. We booked a reservation online well in advance to guarantee that we had the Chef’s table.	1.1818	0.08417	22	18	4	0
1326	This is the real subway sandwich.	1.1818	0.10683	22	19	2	1
1327	Its my last one, you can have it for 2 bucks.	1.1818	0.10683	22	19	2	1
1328	You have your distractions, I have mine.	1.1818	0.08417	22	18	4	0
1329	It's a soft drink, it doesn't have to be in a bag	1.1818	0.08417	22	18	4	0
1330	I can only do medium-rare unless you're going uptown.	1.1818	0.08417	22	18	4	0
1331	Today’s special is Phlegmish.	1.1818	0.08417	22	18	4	0
1332	Can I interest you in a rat burger pal?	1.1818	0.08417	22	18	4	0
1333	No way! Well done steaks carry carcinogens, far too dangerous!	1.1818	0.08417	22	18	4	0
1334	Better make it medium rare, I'm getting off next stop.	1.1818	0.08417	22	18	4	0
1335	Burger's Ready! My kind of news feed. The kind I'm feeding on.	1.1818	0.08417	22	18	4	0
1336	Lucky you! Today is the first day of our meal service for our eight hour crosss town train ride.	1.1818	0.12547	22	20	0	2
1337	You feed on social media, I feed on BBQ!	1.1818	0.08417	22	18	4	0
1338	Actually not that rare.	1.1818	0.08417	22	18	4	0
1339	Think you could tear your eyes away from your phones long enough to tell me how you'd like your burgers done?"	1.1818	0.08417	22	18	4	0
1340	Gotta compete with Subway somehow.	1.1818	0.08417	22	18	4	0
1341	I’m just tired of writing letters to the Metropolitan Transportation Authority about the number of times their track delays have made me late for supper.	1.1818	0.10683	22	19	2	1
1342	Two more stops for medium-rare.	1.1818	0.10683	22	19	2	1
1343	I get hassled on the A, but on two trains they let me be: B, Q	1.1818	0.12547	22	20	0	2
1344	Just because I’m a cook doesn’t mean I don’t sometimes take my work home.	1.1818	0.08417	22	18	4	0
1345	Hot dogs? Two cars up.	1.1818	0.10683	22	19	2	1
1346	Y'all aren't from Texas, are you.	1.1818	0.10683	22	19	2	1
1347	You celebrate your way. I’ll celebrate mine.	1.1818	0.08417	22	18	4	0
1348	AirBMT	1.1818	0.08417	22	18	4	0
1349	It's not just for trucks anymore.	1.1818	0.08417	22	18	4	0
1350	For those of us trapped in the city this summer I am hoping to evoke memories of barbecues by the lake.	1.1818	0.08417	22	18	4	0
1351	My wife loves it when I bring work home.	1.1818	0.08417	22	18	4	0
1352	Hey....I'd like to be working in Wall Street too!	1.1818	0.08417	22	18	4	0
1353	The MTA promised they would eliminate the rats.	1.1818	0.10683	22	19	2	1
1354	I'm starting a Subway burger franchise. You want in?	1.1818	0.12547	22	20	0	2
1355	I couldn't afford a food truck; so I thought this is the next best thing.	1.1818	0.08417	22	18	4	0
1356	Larry on the B line is the only guy that does salmon.	1.1818	0.08417	22	18	4	0
1357	What I'd really like is to get a swimming pool in here.	1.1818	0.10683	22	19	2	1
1358	Can I have it well done by the Times Square stop?	1.1818	0.10683	22	19	2	1
1359	It's so New York ya know: The one time I need to stand is the one time the train's almost empty.	1.1818	0.10683	22	19	2	1
1360	’Excuse me, I’m looking for the smoking car and then the dining car.	1.1818	0.08417	22	18	4	0
1361	Sorry, the wife’s been grilling me on the smell.	1.1818	0.10683	22	19	2	1
1362	How well done? Lexington Avenue or 96th Street	1.1818	0.08417	22	18	4	0
1363	No, I don't take text orders. But if you'd like to talk to me...	1.1818	0.10683	22	19	2	1
1364	Who parked this train on my patio?	1.1818	0.10683	22	19	2	1
1365	Like Einstein said, to the transit cops standing on the platforms, I'm only making a salad.	1.1818	0.08417	22	18	4	0
1366	By clicking "Accept" or by continuing to ride in this train, you agree to this use of cookies in the train.	1.1818	0.12547	22	20	0	2
1367	You thought I just slept on the train? No,I live here.	1.1818	0.08417	22	18	4	0
1368	What do you want on your briefcase?	1.1818	0.08417	22	18	4	0
1369	NYCTA is offering fast food between Crown Heights and Franklin Ave.	1.1818	0.08417	22	18	4	0
1370	I thought this was the BBQ train	1.1818	0.08417	22	18	4	0
1371	Well, if smoke bothers you, why'd you sit in the barbeque car?	1.1818	0.08417	22	18	4	0
1372	You gotta beef wit me 'cause I'm fixin' my breakfast on the express, or 'cause I'm having barbecue for breakfast?	1.1818	0.10683	22	19	2	1
1373	What, you want a brat! This is NYC not Wisconsin....	1.1818	0.08417	22	18	4	0
1374	Don't complain, we transfer to the bus at 149th."	1.1818	0.10683	22	19	2	1
1375	Yes...but it's "organic "mystery meat.	1.1818	0.08417	22	18	4	0
1376	What, are you jealous of my social skills?	1.1818	0.10683	22	19	2	1
1377	What do you do on your staycation?	1.1818	0.08417	22	18	4	0
1378	Kickstarter...Fully funded.	1.1818	0.10683	22	19	2	1
1379	If you want it well done, it will have to wait until Grand Central	1.1818	0.08417	22	18	4	0
1380	Do you have the time?	1.1818	0.08417	22	18	4	0
1381	Well Done... Are You Kidding me! I'm Getting off at the next stop.	1.1818	0.08417	22	18	4	0
1382	Apparently the slogan "subway; eat fresh" is taken, so I'm going with "snacks on tracks" for now.	1.1818	0.08417	22	18	4	0
1383	I find it more relaxing and less violent than Fortnite.	1.1818	0.08417	22	18	4	0
1384	How do you want that cooked? Burnside, Grand Central, or Wall?	1.1818	0.08417	22	18	4	0
1385	The great outdoors never appealed to me that much.	1.1818	0.08417	22	18	4	0
1386	You couldnt find a better place to grill?	1.1818	0.10683	22	19	2	1
1387	It beats the grilling I get at home.	1.1818	0.08417	22	18	4	0
1388	For medium rare, I flip at 59th Street	1.1818	0.08417	22	18	4	0
1389	I've raised the concept of 'staycation' to a whole new level!	1.1818	0.10683	22	19	2	1
1390	Look, between work, commuting, ballet and soccer for the kids, I have to maximize my time as best I can.	1.1818	0.08417	22	18	4	0
1391	Damnit, I forgot the buns again.	1.1818	0.10683	22	19	2	1
1392	Smoked knish?	1.1818	0.08417	22	18	4	0
1393	For five bucks I can have one ready for you by 42nd st.	1.1818	0.10683	22	19	2	1
1394	Can you take over, Bud? I've got a train to run.	1.1818	0.10683	22	19	2	1
1395	Food trucks are a thing of the past.	1.1818	0.08417	22	18	4	0
1396	I don't have a yard. What's your problem?	1.1818	0.08417	22	18	4	0
1397	Track of lamb.	1.1818	0.08417	22	18	4	0
1398	Usually nobody notices; there' too busy with their cell phones.	1.1818	0.10683	22	19	2	1
1399	Funny, I've been doing this for weeks. Amazingly, this is the first time you have even noticed me.	1.1818	0.08417	22	18	4	0
1400	Food trucks are out; this is the next big thing.	1.1818	0.10683	22	19	2	1
1401	This looks worse than it tastes.	1.1818	0.08417	22	18	4	0
1402	It's showtime!	1.1818	0.10683	22	19	2	1
1403	The express doesn't run on Sunday.	1.1818	0.08417	22	18	4	0
1404	No, this doesn't violate No Smoking.	1.1818	0.10683	22	19	2	1
1405	Oh, like I’m the reason you couldn’t hear the conductor.	1.1818	0.08417	22	18	4	0
1406	It's my new iQ.	1.1818	0.10683	22	19	2	1
1407	Mark Bittman says the best way to grill coal is underground	1.1818	0.10683	22	19	2	1
1408	I'll be here every day between 10 and 2.	1.1818	0.08417	22	18	4	0
1409	No mosquitoes in here.	1.1818	0.10683	22	19	2	1
1410	I just bought the Brooklyn Subway franchise".	1.1818	0.08417	22	18	4	0
1411	I prefer making my own subway sandwiches.	1.1818	0.08417	22	18	4	0
1412	Everything's third-rail precooked. I just warm it up.	1.1818	0.10683	22	19	2	1
1413	It's not smoke. It's vapor	1.1818	0.10683	22	19	2	1
1414	Don't be gettin' all up in my grill!	1.1818	0.10683	22	19	2	1
1415	You’ve never seen a homeless man have a backyard bbq?	1.1818	0.10683	22	19	2	1
1416	You want your rat blackened?	1.1818	0.08417	22	18	4	0
1417	Wow... all those fare hikes did lead to increased services. Who knew?	1.1818	0.10683	22	19	2	1
1418	Hey, this way it's ready when I get home.	1.1818	0.10683	22	19	2	1
1419	Well, it was either this or my breakdance routine.	1.1818	0.08417	22	18	4	0
1420	Hey man, get out of my grill!	1.1818	0.10683	22	19	2	1
1421	What? Not everyone can afford their own food truck.	1.1818	0.08417	22	18	4	0
1422	Burgers are almost ready! Drinks are in the garage if anyone's thirsty.	1.1818	0.10683	22	19	2	1
1423	It's called the iGrill.	1.1818	0.10683	22	19	2	1
1424	Hey, that's weird - you get reception down here?	1.1818	0.08417	22	18	4	0
1425	And that wasn’t even the weirdest thing I saw on my way to work.	1.1818	0.08417	22	18	4	0
1426	Do you know how much a backyard costs in this city?	1.1818	0.08417	22	18	4	0
1427	This is a rest stop, buddy.	1.1818	0.08417	22	18	4	0
1428	Crispy on the outside , tender & juicey on the inside, Value added plus for your ride into town.	1.1818	0.08417	22	18	4	0
1429	My careers advisor told me to work in a Subway..."	1.1818	0.08417	22	18	4	0
1430	You mind moving your seat? My guests are getting on at the next stop.	1.1818	0.10683	22	19	2	1
1431	Prices go up after the Pearl St. Station.	1.1818	0.08417	22	18	4	0
1432	Of course it's fresh - we slaughtered it in the next car	1.1818	0.08417	22	18	4	0
1433	You want medium-rare? Try the Pink line.”	1.1818	0.10683	22	19	2	1
1434	Call the authorities? Dude, the rats paid them off a long time ago.	1.1818	0.10683	22	19	2	1
1435	You deal with your commute in your way, I'll deal with mine in mine.	1.1818	0.08417	22	18	4	0
1436	Monday to Thursday, it's jacket and tie.	1.1818	0.08417	22	18	4	0
1437	My horoscope said today I should make a change in my routine.	1.1818	0.10683	22	19	2	1
1438	Mesquite Squirrel?	1.1818	0.08417	22	18	4	0
1439	My stretch goal is a food truck...	1.1818	0.10683	22	19	2	1
1440	Since I started working for the Trump Administration no restaurant in town will seat me.	1.1818	0.12547	22	20	0	2
1441	Next year, I'll have volley ball.	1.1818	0.10683	22	19	2	1
1442	I’ve recently become homeless.	1.1818	0.08417	22	18	4	0
1443	Welcome to DC. Your goose is cooked!	1.1818	0.08417	22	18	4	0
1444	Wanna flip it?	1.1818	0.08417	22	18	4	0
1445	What are you looking at? My entire kitchen staff was deported.	1.1818	0.08417	22	18	4	0
1446	It's less convenient, but propane tanks aren't allowed on the subway.	1.1818	0.08417	22	18	4	0
1447	"Dining cars. It's the mayor's idea ... to increase ridership in off hours."	1.1818	0.10683	22	19	2	1
1448	When your ready to give up those cell phones ,I melt them and turn then into patio blocks	1.1818	0.12547	22	20	0	2
1449	Welcome to the Chew-Chew Train.	1.1818	0.08417	22	18	4	0
1450	I had a food truck, but gridlock was killing me.	1.1818	0.10683	22	19	2	1
1451	I missed breakfast.	1.1818	0.08417	22	18	4	0
1452	For an extra two bucks you can put it on insta.	1.1818	0.10683	22	19	2	1
1453	No, it’s pidgion. Eat local.	1.1818	0.10683	22	19	2	1
1454	It's part of the MTA's new pest control program: 'If you can't beat 'em, eat 'em!	1.1818	0.08417	22	18	4	0
1455	Want a grilled subway sandwich?	1.1818	0.10683	22	19	2	1
1456	I also make subs for the lunch crowd.	1.1818	0.08417	22	18	4	0
1457	This is just an early snack. You can select from an expanded menu well before we arrive at Shinnecock	1.1818	0.08417	22	18	4	0
1458	Only if your ticket says "all inclusive."	1.1818	0.10683	22	19	2	1
1459	If you're getting off at 59th Street, I can make it medium rare.	1.1818	0.10683	22	19	2	1
1460	Charcoal just tastes better.	1.1818	0.12547	22	20	0	2
1461	You'll have to stay on till Queens if you want it well done.	1.1818	0.08417	22	18	4	0
1462	He's white, never mind officer.	1.1818	0.08417	22	18	4	0
1463	So I said to myself, "What can I do to stop looking like a dumb conformist?"	1.1818	0.10683	22	19	2	1
1464	Why? Because this thing won't fit in an Uber. Duh.	1.1818	0.10683	22	19	2	1
1465	This is the Tenderloin Express.	1.1818	0.10683	22	19	2	1
1466	Sorry, I don’t do subway sandwiches.	1.1818	0.08417	22	18	4	0
1467	When on call on the Fourth, one must improvise.	1.1818	0.10683	22	19	2	1
1468	You're never homeless with a Grillmaster.	1.1818	0.10683	22	19	2	1
1469	Le merde du jour?	1.1818	0.10683	22	19	2	1
1470	You goin’ to flavor town?	1.1818	0.08417	22	18	4	0
1471	Please enjoy our new complimentary barbecue service while we wait for traffic ahead to clear.	1.1818	0.08417	22	18	4	0
1472	The steak is rare, but somebody without a phone in their hand is rarer.	1.1818	0.10683	22	19	2	1
1473	So then she tells me I need glasses! You like yours medium?	1.1818	0.10683	22	19	2	1
1474	It's locally sourced meat from animals found in the transit system	1.1818	0.08417	22	18	4	0
1475	No I don't have a vegan choice.	1.1818	0.08417	22	18	4	0
1476	It's ready when you are	1.1818	0.08417	22	18	4	0
1477	What did you expect on the BBQ train?	1.1818	0.10683	22	19	2	1
1478	I always take the express. Otherwise it wouldn't be fast food.	1.1818	0.10683	22	19	2	1
1479	This isn't the Q train?	1.1818	0.08417	22	18	4	0
1480	Mind if I use your cell phone? I need to ask her how she wants it done.	1.1818	0.08417	22	18	4	0
1481	I thought about getting one without wheels. It just didn’t seem practical.	1.1818	0.10683	22	19	2	1
1482	Only in New York.	1.1818	0.10683	22	19	2	1
1483	Next I'm getting a backyard."	1.1818	0.08417	22	18	4	0
1484	The vegan guy is two cars down.	1.1818	0.08417	22	18	4	0
1485	I think it's kind of annoying that everyone has their head in their cell phone these days.	1.1818	0.08417	22	18	4	0
1486	Yep, Shake Shack now on the subway	1.1818	0.08417	22	18	4	0
1487	Not sure but it’s fresh from the tracks this morning.	1.1818	0.10683	22	19	2	1
1488	It says "No Smoking".	1.1818	0.08417	22	18	4	0
1489	Well done, sir.	1.1818	0.08417	22	18	4	0
1490	Seared roach.	1.1818	0.10683	22	19	2	1
1491	What are you looking at, pal? I have to work July 4th.	1.1818	0.08417	22	18	4	0
1492	I'm not sure where we are, but today's special ends at the 43rd street stop.	1.1818	0.10683	22	19	2	1
1493	Don’t even think about it!	1.1818	0.10683	22	19	2	1
1494	Princess, could you get the Cornhole going over there, please? And my man, if you wouldn't mind blending up those margaritas that are all ready to go, that would reeeally help out."	1.1818	0.10683	22	19	2	1
1495	The truck is in the shop.	1.1818	0.10683	22	19	2	1
1496	Sorry. Rare was last stop.	1.1818	0.08417	22	18	4	0
1497	I'm trying to establish myself in the underground food scene.	1.1818	0.08417	22	18	4	0
1498	Business is good but, whoa, the commute.	1.1818	0.10683	22	19	2	1
1499	Time for a millennial breakfast?	1.1818	0.08417	22	18	4	0
1500	Number 17 on my bucket list.	1.1818	0.10683	22	19	2	1
1501	You act like you've never seen a car with a grille before.	1.1818	0.10683	22	19	2	1
1502	What's your problem, are you a vegan or something?	1.1795	0.08108	39	34	3	2
1503	what ? this is almost like having a back yard....	1.1795	0.06225	39	32	7	0
1504	Do you want it as well-done as you are?	1.1786	0.08988	28	24	3	1
1505	Well done? You may want to think about a shorter commute.	1.1739	0.08081	23	19	4	0
1506	My wife says I need to get out of the house more.	1.1739	0.10239	23	20	2	1
1507	Tell the board that I left to run a Subway franchise.	1.1739	0.08081	23	19	4	0
1508	Manspreading's getting out of hand.	1.1739	0.10239	23	20	2	1
1509	The hardest part was getting a 'mobile' food vendor license.	1.1739	0.10239	23	20	2	1
1510	Oh. . . so England doesn't celebrate the 4th?	1.1739	0.08081	23	19	4	0
1511	So sorry, budget cuts. This is our new snack car.	1.1739	0.08081	23	19	4	0
1512	I like to get a head start on the weekend.	1.1739	0.10239	23	20	2	1
1513	...Because I'm hungry, that's why"	1.1739	0.08081	23	19	4	0
1514	Stop staring and follow me on Twitter at #subwaygrilldude. And like me on Facebook.	1.1739	0.10239	23	20	2	1
1515	Just a practice of liberation	1.1739	0.08081	23	19	4	0
1516	Would you like a real Subway sandwich? Check out my Yelp review, it's better than The Red Hen	1.1739	0.10239	23	20	2	1
1517	Please don't tell me you're vegetarian.	1.1739	0.08081	23	19	4	0
1518	I don't share...	1.1739	0.10239	23	20	2	1
1519	What? You never seen roasted rat before?	1.1739	0.10239	23	20	2	1
1520	Trust me, pal, while your Manhattan rat is nice and chewy, a rat from the Bronx has that special "je ne sais quoi" that is gonna haunt your dreams tonight."	1.1739	0.10239	23	20	2	1
1521	This combines my two passions: grilling and making a spectacle of myself.	1.1739	0.08081	23	19	4	0
1522	I said 'you need to pay, pal'; not that you can use PayPal	1.1739	0.10239	23	20	2	1
1523	This is my backyard!	1.1739	0.08081	23	19	4	0
1524	Did you say corn with butter or without? I couldn’t hear you over the loud rumbling of the trai- I mean, your stomach.	1.1739	0.10239	23	20	2	1
1525	Yes it is hard to control when it comes to a stop, but having dinner ready when I get home makes it worthwhile.	1.1739	0.08081	23	19	4	0
1526	The passenger couldn’t believe his pupil-less eyes!	1.1739	0.08081	23	19	4	0
1527	My first joint was called "Larry's Car and Grill"	1.1739	0.10239	23	20	2	1
1528	First it was manspreading, now this.	1.1739	0.12015	23	21	0	2
1529	Well, It's not the worst thing I've smelled on the subway	1.1739	0.08081	23	19	4	0
1530	First, they came for your manspreading...	1.1739	0.08081	23	19	4	0
1531	I used to tweet. Now, I barbecue.	1.1739	0.08081	23	19	4	0
1532	No, this is the dining car. WiFi is the next car	1.1739	0.10239	23	20	2	1
1533	Hot off the grill no matter where you are!	1.1739	0.08081	23	19	4	0
1534	No. I can't grill you a sub.	1.1739	0.08081	23	19	4	0
1535	Do you stare at the teenage breakdancers like that?	1.1739	0.10239	23	20	2	1
1536	BART B Q	1.1739	0.08081	23	19	4	0
1537	The boss needs these in by six.	1.1739	0.10239	23	20	2	1
1538	Charred on the outside and pink in the middle just like last year?	1.1739	0.08081	23	19	4	0
1539	So, we all have a deal cookin'!	1.1739	0.10239	23	20	2	1
1540	You get a more authentic “well travelled” flavour.	1.1739	0.08081	23	19	4	0
1541	Headed to Yankee Stadium. Prices at concessions are outrageous.	1.1739	0.10239	23	20	2	1
1542	Homeless gotta eat too, man.	1.1739	0.08081	23	19	4	0
1543	You need to download the app so you can place your order.	1.1739	0.10239	23	20	2	1
1544	Beats your BBQ app any day of the week	1.1739	0.08081	23	19	4	0
1545	You’ve got 5 stars on Yelp.	1.1739	0.10239	23	20	2	1
1546	If ya want it medium-well by Grand Central, pal, ya gotta put in your order by Bleeker Street.	1.1739	0.08081	23	19	4	0
1547	Unfortunately, the southbound has the condiments.	1.1739	0.10239	23	20	2	1
1548	Did I not say the subway was practically in my backyard?	1.1739	0.08081	23	19	4	0
1549	Can one of you google 'medium rare cook time'?	1.1739	0.12015	23	21	0	2
1550	It's artisanal.	1.1739	0.10239	23	20	2	1
1551	I'm practicing, big photo shoot today.	1.1739	0.12015	23	21	0	2
1552	Care to try it? It's locally sourced.	1.1739	0.10239	23	20	2	1
1553	Mustard, yes! Sauerkraut, no.	1.1739	0.08081	23	19	4	0
1554	What can I get for you sir? The Subway Salmonella?	1.1739	0.08081	23	19	4	0
1555	We're calling it Rail Food!	1.1739	0.08081	23	19	4	0
1556	So?	1.1739	0.08081	23	19	4	0
1557	The Wife Kicked me Out on bbq Sunday	1.1739	0.08081	23	19	4	0
1558	Sorry, I'm out of cold drinks.	1.1739	0.10239	23	20	2	1
1559	I mean, WE can BBQ wherever we please.	1.1739	0.08081	23	19	4	0
1560	Don't worry, its Vegan.	1.1739	0.08081	23	19	4	0
1561	I work for the city. Rodent control division.	1.1739	0.10239	23	20	2	1
1562	I don't accept credit cards.	1.1739	0.10239	23	20	2	1
1563	I found this patty under your seat.	1.1739	0.08081	23	19	4	0
1564	Do you want cheese on your burger?	1.1739	0.10239	23	20	2	1
1565	No, you need to take the C line for empanadas.	1.1739	0.12015	23	21	0	2
1566	In my country I was a commuter	1.1739	0.08081	23	19	4	0
1567	What? Never heard of underground street food?	1.1739	0.10239	23	20	2	1
1568	Local or Express Coney?	1.1739	0.12015	23	21	0	2
1569	….it is not the lady, Barbie is Australian is what you are doing.....	1.1739	0.10239	23	20	2	1
1570	I am NOT going to the suburbs!	1.1739	0.10239	23	20	2	1
1571	Your app is wrong, buddy. I only flip once between Washington Heights and Broadway.	1.1739	0.10239	23	20	2	1
1572	Of course the meat is Local	1.1739	0.08081	23	19	4	0
1573	It's the 4th. of July fry, and no rain on the metro train.	1.1739	0.08081	23	19	4	0
1574	It's my therapy barbeque.	1.1739	0.10239	23	20	2	1
1575	Yes, but it'll be the weekend by the time we get there.	1.1739	0.12015	23	21	0	2
1576	Get your Prime here.....instant delivery and no annual fee.	1.1739	0.10239	23	20	2	1
1577	Wait till you see his cherries jubilee"	1.1739	0.10239	23	20	2	1
1578	What? They don't allow propane tanks on the subway.	1.1739	0.10239	23	20	2	1
1579	I take it this is the first time you used the grill-share app.	1.1739	0.08081	23	19	4	0
1580	First Amendment, bro. First Amendment.	1.1739	0.10239	23	20	2	1
1581	I'm a movable feast.	1.1739	0.10239	23	20	2	1
1582	No smoking on the platform.	1.1739	0.08081	23	19	4	0
1583	It's on the menu Hit the hamburger icon button	1.1739	0.08081	23	19	4	0
1584	This way I get to ride the train free.	1.1739	0.10239	23	20	2	1
1585	I'll upgrade to propane when they upgrade the switches.	1.1739	0.08081	23	19	4	0
1586	Some people work on the train. I like to relax.	1.1739	0.08081	23	19	4	0
1587	At least I'm being social...	1.1739	0.10239	23	20	2	1
1588	I'm makin' America grate again.	1.1739	0.08081	23	19	4	0
1589	Special order for Charlie on the MTA.	1.1739	0.08081	23	19	4	0
1590	If you’re not hungry why are you in the dining car?	1.1739	0.08081	23	19	4	0
1591	Well I used to be a chef at the Red Hen.	1.1739	0.10239	23	20	2	1
1592	Don't look at me that way. It's low fat	1.1739	0.08081	23	19	4	0
1593	Do you mind watching this? This is my stop.	1.1739	0.10239	23	20	2	1
1594	You think this is crazy? The next car has a pig roast and a Tiki bar.	1.1739	0.10239	23	20	2	1
1595	Didn’t you hear? The BBQ now runs nonstop to Brooklyn.	1.1739	0.08081	23	19	4	0
1596	Uhm...hashtag jealous much?	1.1739	0.08081	23	19	4	0
1597	Well it’s not as weird as a married couple texting each other on the subway.	1.1739	0.10239	23	20	2	1
1598	I felt a food truck would be too spacious.	1.1739	0.08081	23	19	4	0
1599	My company allows unlimited living at work days.	1.1739	0.08081	23	19	4	0
1600	I'm a short-order cook, new in town, looking for work. They told me SUBWAY might be interested.	1.1739	0.08081	23	19	4	0
1601	Well, what did you expect? This ain't the Orient Express...	1.1739	0.08081	23	19	4	0
1602	It's just a little wagyu on the choo choo	1.1724	0.07139	29	24	5	0
1603	I need to eat before I dance on the handlebars.	1.1724	0.10011	29	26	1	2
1604	Nothing under 'vicarious beer buzz?' Try 'symptoms of carbon monoxide poisoning.'	1.1707	0.07732	41	36	3	2
1605	If this were a New Yorker cartoon, I'd say something topical yet devastatingly wry just about now.	1.1667	0.09829	24	21	2	1
1606	Trying to bring more fresh cooked lunches to work because leftovers were getting a bit monotonous.	1.1667	0.09829	24	21	2	1
1607	Of course it's a burger...where do you think you are ? Subway?	1.1667	0.07771	24	20	4	0
1608	The rats are easier to catch down here.	1.1667	0.09829	24	21	2	1
1609	While you wait...and wait...and wait.	1.1667	0.09829	24	21	2	1
1610	Just be thankful this isn't the BQE.	1.1667	0.09829	24	21	2	1
1611	Hey don't eyeball me buddy! At least I stood when the man with the polio limp came on after Fifth Avenue and 53rd Street.	1.1667	0.09829	24	21	2	1
1612	Expecting delays	1.1613	0.06715	31	26	5	0
1613	A man and his meat on the subway... if you see something, say something.	1.1613	0.08161	31	27	3	1
1614	I’m guessing you just don’t care, do you.	1.1613	0.08161	31	27	3	1
1615	We're testing the feasibility of a dining-car.	1.1579	0.08595	19	16	3	0
1616	And so I asked myself, "Who needs a food truck?"	1.1579	0.08595	19	16	3	0
1617	Without the burger, drinking on my morning commute would be depressing.	1.1579	0.08595	19	16	3	0
1618	It's cheaper than eating out.	1.1579	0.08595	19	16	3	0
1619	No selfies in my back yard, please.	1.1579	0.08595	19	16	3	0
1620	I only do short orders on the Shuttle.	1.1579	0.08595	19	16	3	0
1621	You wouldn't mind me putting this steak on top of your head while I get the buns going, would you?	1.1579	0.08595	19	16	3	0
1622	I mean, I’ll make it well-done if that’s what you want, but you are kind of ruining the quality.	1.1579	0.08595	19	16	3	0
1623	On the menu today is rare, medium, or market meltdown. You don't get to choose.	1.1579	0.08595	19	16	3	0
1624	Yeah, old cell phones work better than charcoal.	1.1579	0.11504	19	17	1	1
1625	The way I grill ‘em, they’re BETTER than chicken.	1.1579	0.08595	19	16	3	0
1626	I can give it to medium rare now. Well done, you'll have to wait 'til the final stop.	1.1579	0.11504	19	17	1	1
1627	There's an app for this, you know.	1.1579	0.11504	19	17	1	1
1628	You mean I’ve got to get grilled here too?	1.1579	0.11504	19	17	1	1
1629	You know, I had to pull a lot of strings to get us seats in the dining car.	1.1579	0.08595	19	16	3	0
1630	Showtime? Can you believe those guys?	1.1579	0.11504	19	17	1	1
1631	I hope with my new 'Char Grill Car & Bar' idea I can get ahead of those faux pas food trucks.	1.1579	0.08595	19	16	3	0
1632	Bob's blatant picnic-spreading was frowned upon by other passengers of the train.	1.1579	0.08595	19	16	3	0
1633	Don't mind me, I'm still a flip phone guy.	1.1579	0.08595	19	16	3	0
1634	And why wouldn’t you be carrying any condiments?	1.1579	0.08595	19	16	3	0
1635	Care for a tube steak?	1.1579	0.08595	19	16	3	0
1636	Anything else Mr. Rosenstein?	1.1579	0.08595	19	16	3	0
1637	Tried the suburbs. Hated it.	1.1579	0.08595	19	16	3	0
1638	We ran out of ice.	1.1579	0.08595	19	16	3	0
1639	Also, it covers up that urine smell	1.1579	0.11504	19	17	1	1
1640	Mute those phones! This is a quiet and dining car.	1.1579	0.08595	19	16	3	0
1641	Sometimes I have to take work home too, you know.	1.1579	0.11504	19	17	1	1
1642	And for medium rare just press..	1.1579	0.08595	19	16	3	0
1643	It'll be ready by Dyckman Street.	1.1579	0.08595	19	16	3	0
1644	Traded me i-phone for a Weber and I've never looked back.	1.1579	0.08595	19	16	3	0
1645	Hey, even the carless like tailgating.	1.1579	0.08595	19	16	3	0
1646	.I did my time on Wall Street, until I said to myself, "Follow your dreams!"	1.1579	0.08595	19	16	3	0
1647	Reaching your subway destination takes forever these days. I saw a business opportunity. Want to text me an order?	1.1579	0.11504	19	17	1	1
1648	Hey buddy it's the "quiet car"... No phone calls allowed	1.1579	0.08595	19	16	3	0
1649	Could you look up the grill time for a hamburger?	1.1579	0.08595	19	16	3	0
1650	This train don't carry no condiments, this traaaain....	1.1579	0.08595	19	16	3	0
1651	Usually I don't bring work home at night, but today was REALLY one of those days.	1.1579	0.08595	19	16	3	0
1652	You've seen weirder things on the subway	1.1579	0.11504	19	17	1	1
1653	I couldda been a contender, but a sandwich shop got a copyright on the name, and now they're everywhere and I'm still down here.	1.1579	0.11504	19	17	1	1
1654	That is my recipe.	1.1579	0.11504	19	17	1	1
1655	Whadayoulookinat? I been living here ten years ain't nobody looked up, you just keep lookin' at that thing like everybody else is, yer invadin' my privacy!	1.1579	0.08595	19	16	3	0
1656	Here on the A Line our goal is for you to feel ... You are "in Queens", as soon as you board the train.	1.1579	0.08595	19	16	3	0
1657	It’s part of the mayor’s plan to improve our mass transit system. Phase two is installing tables and a juice bar.	1.1579	0.08595	19	16	3	0
1658	I forgot the ketchup.	1.1579	0.08595	19	16	3	0
1659	You've heard of food trucks, right?	1.1579	0.08595	19	16	3	0
1660	Is the next stop Flavortown?	1.1579	0.08595	19	16	3	0
1661	Just left work. My vacation starts NOW!	1.1579	0.08595	19	16	3	0
1662	Do you deliver to the B Train?	1.1579	0.08595	19	16	3	0
1663	You gotta better way to deliver hot and fresh?	1.1579	0.08595	19	16	3	0
1664	Unless you want your phone well done, look away.	1.1579	0.11504	19	17	1	1
1665	Grilled iPhone is much tastier than iPhone tartare	1.1579	0.11504	19	17	1	1
1666	I couldn’t wait. Have a problem?	1.1579	0.08595	19	16	3	0
1667	You West Coast guys don't know what it's like to be stuck in this train for three days.	1.1579	0.11504	19	17	1	1
1668	In the winter I roast chestnuts on flights to Florida	1.1579	0.11504	19	17	1	1
1669	You think you're mobile. Selfie this!	1.1579	0.08595	19	16	3	0
1670	The espresso bar is two cars down.	1.1579	0.08595	19	16	3	0
1671	Well, they said it would be 'casual Friday' .... so I feel pretty good about my chances in the interview.	1.1579	0.08595	19	16	3	0
1672	I bet you would post it if I was doing this in the nude!	1.1579	0.08595	19	16	3	0
1673	THIS IS THE ECONOMY BURGER, YOU SUPPLY THE ROLL.	1.1579	0.11504	19	17	1	1
1674	So, how’s the missus? Your usual medium rare	1.1579	0.08595	19	16	3	0
1675	Are you lookin' at me?	1.1579	0.08595	19	16	3	0
1676	Do you like yours medium rare?	1.1579	0.11504	19	17	1	1
1677	Dude, you know this is a train, right?	1.1579	0.08595	19	16	3	0
1678	He must have post traumatic Bourdain syndrome ...	1.1579	0.11504	19	17	1	1
1679	No, we only serve quail on the E train.	1.1579	0.08595	19	16	3	0
1680	It's not like I'm grilling while black.	1.1579	0.08595	19	16	3	0
1681	My food truck was car jacked.	1.1579	0.11504	19	17	1	1
1682	I’m trying to make it in the underground grill-master scene.	1.1579	0.08595	19	16	3	0
1683	Wow! You noticed.	1.1579	0.08595	19	16	3	0
1684	don't blame me, there's not enough food here.	1.1579	0.08595	19	16	3	0
1685	I wasn't going to let not having a car keep me from tailgating.	1.1579	0.08595	19	16	3	0
1686	You can have your food trucks. Food trains are the next hot thing.	1.1579	0.08595	19	16	3	0
1687	I was apprehensive at first too, but it turns out cooking my brains over a grill really improved the experience.	1.1579	0.08595	19	16	3	0
1688	I never had anyone look away from their phone before. Your burger is on the House.	1.1579	0.08595	19	16	3	0
1689	Can you text my wife and tell her I’m getting dinner?	1.1579	0.08595	19	16	3	0
1690	' Yes, I am from New Jersey...'	1.1579	0.08595	19	16	3	0
1691	I plan to set up a shop called Subway!	1.1579	0.08595	19	16	3	0
1692	I'm taking a busman's holiday.	1.1579	0.08595	19	16	3	0
1693	Sorry pal, for a veggie burger you gotta tanager to the L.	1.1579	0.08595	19	16	3	0
1694	All I'll say is it's from track to table.	1.1579	0.08595	19	16	3	0
1695	Oh, sorry. I thought this was the B B Q train.	1.1579	0.11504	19	17	1	1
1696	Nothing is illegal on stolen land.	1.1579	0.11504	19	17	1	1
1697	Propane, ha! Charcoal is the only way to go.	1.1579	0.08595	19	16	3	0
1698	Subway Sandwiches sold us their franchise. We now serve BLT on the BMT	1.1579	0.08595	19	16	3	0
1699	I'm meat curating, not grilling.	1.1579	0.11504	19	17	1	1
1700	Do you know if they sell charcoal at 96st?	1.1579	0.08595	19	16	3	0
1701	My excuse? I'm 100% Paleo.	1.1579	0.08595	19	16	3	0
1702	Just enjoying the here, grilling and drinking a tasty beer...	1.1579	0.11504	19	17	1	1
1703	Real men barbecue!	1.1579	0.11504	19	17	1	1
1704	Shall I sprinkle a little cheese on your mouse?	1.1579	0.11504	19	17	1	1
1705	When Santa brings you coal, BBQ with it.	1.1579	0.08595	19	16	3	0
1706	A grill master never rests.	1.1579	0.11504	19	17	1	1
1707	You have your way of avoiding contact with people, I have mine.	1.1579	0.08595	19	16	3	0
1708	No, hotdogs are on the C train.	1.1579	0.08595	19	16	3	0
1709	My co-op rules don't allow barbecuing at home.	1.1579	0.08595	19	16	3	0
1710	Does that thing have an alarm on it? I left my kitchen timer home!	1.1579	0.08595	19	16	3	0
1711	I got fired from Subway and now I am in sort of a transitional phase.	1.1579	0.08595	19	16	3	0
1712	I'm grilling not smoking.	1.1579	0.11504	19	17	1	1
1713	Let me guess, medium rare? Or do you prefer asphyxiation?	1.1579	0.08595	19	16	3	0
1714	...Other duties as assigned.	1.1579	0.08595	19	16	3	0
1715	Our startup raised about $200 million in Series A funding for its on-demand BBQ delivery app.	1.1579	0.11504	19	17	1	1
1716	What can I say? She earns the bigger bucks and dinner has to be on the table when she does get home.	1.1579	0.08595	19	16	3	0
1717	I was cooking fast food at the Subway restaurant downtown, but I was transferred to this subway to cook even faster food.	1.1579	0.08595	19	16	3	0
1718	Suburban Flight	1.1579	0.08595	19	16	3	0
1719	Don't look at me like that, I am also trying to get some shit done before work	1.1579	0.11504	19	17	1	1
1720	Stand clear of the sizzling coals, please.	1.1579	0.08595	19	16	3	0
1721	My wife kicked me out. Why are you here?	1.1579	0.08595	19	16	3	0
1722	Pigeons are wild. Squab is cage-free and free-range.	1.1579	0.08595	19	16	3	0
1723	Don't you want to Instagram it first?	1.1579	0.08595	19	16	3	0
1724	I did as you were doing on the commute, but I thought this would be more productive.	1.1579	0.08595	19	16	3	0
1725	Next stop, Burgertown!	1.1579	0.08595	19	16	3	0
1726	You asked. We answered.	1.1579	0.11504	19	17	1	1
1727	Yeah it's a rat, you wanna fight about it?	1.1579	0.08595	19	16	3	0
1728	The fireworks start at 9 th Ave.	1.1579	0.08595	19	16	3	0
1729	Stand clear of the charcoal grill, please!	1.1579	0.08595	19	16	3	0
1730	Like this is the weirdest thing you've seen happen on the subway.	1.1579	0.11504	19	17	1	1
1731	Farm to table to mass transportation.	1.1579	0.08595	19	16	3	0
1732	That’s why they call it a “hot car”.	1.1579	0.11504	19	17	1	1
1733	If you want toppings, you're going to have to get off at Grand Central.	1.1579	0.08595	19	16	3	0
1734	You guys looking for a third?	1.1579	0.11504	19	17	1	1
1735	"Our condo doesn't allow tenants to barbeque on their balcony. That's why I'm grilling on the train.	1.1579	0.11504	19	17	1	1
1736	I want mine medium rare. This is much better than three guys with guitars.	1.1579	0.08595	19	16	3	0
1737	Sure they tried to tell me all about the Carbon Monoxide, the lack of refrigeration, and even the lack of buns and condiments. But I told 'em"Trump is President now" and that shut the snowflakes up.	1.1579	0.11504	19	17	1	1
1738	Hey, you're multitasking too.	1.1579	0.08595	19	16	3	0
1739	We do this with all the bad Yelp reviews.	1.1579	0.08595	19	16	3	0
1740	Some think grilling improves the subway's smell.	1.1579	0.11504	19	17	1	1
1741	If you don't mind, you are sitting where I am going to place my buns.	1.1579	0.08595	19	16	3	0
1742	In retrospect, I should have put more than “I only the need the grill” in the prenup.	1.1579	0.08595	19	16	3	0
1743	How’s life in the big city?	1.1579	0.08595	19	16	3	0
1744	It's 100% underground beef.	1.1579	0.08595	19	16	3	0
1745	The MTA’s summer “BBQ on the B &Q lines!” Hey it Beats” Anchovies on the A line	1.1579	0.08595	19	16	3	0
1746	Where do I work? Subway, of course! Taking my work home with me.	1.1579	0.08595	19	16	3	0
1747	It's the Mueller Burger. I keep grilling it, then it flips itself.	1.1579	0.08595	19	16	3	0
1748	I hope you like it rare, because I get off this stop.	1.1579	0.11504	19	17	1	1
1749	What are you lookin' at? Sorry, but I would rather eat than tweet!	1.1579	0.11504	19	17	1	1
1750	Tastes like chicken and it’s local	1.1579	0.08595	19	16	3	0
1751	It says here the IRT trains have dining cars.	1.1579	0.08595	19	16	3	0
1752	Free, extra pickle if you order by app or we get to Chambers Street station -- whichever comes first.	1.1579	0.08595	19	16	3	0
1753	Get off of my stoop.	1.1579	0.08595	19	16	3	0
1754	We're on the subway, and I'm operating a grill with an open flame.	1.1579	0.08595	19	16	3	0
1755	Ain't tryin' to tell you how to behave or nothin' but I'll be cookin' your nuts next, the way you're sittin'.	1.1579	0.11504	19	17	1	1
1756	This line has the wurst service.	1.1579	0.11504	19	17	1	1
1757	No actual burgers till we get the open-flame restriction lifted.	1.1579	0.08595	19	16	3	0
1758	If it makes you feel any better, it's not the Pizza Rat.	1.1579	0.11504	19	17	1	1
1759	It's a great APP , you should try it.	1.1579	0.08595	19	16	3	0
1760	I've seen a lot of rappers down here with grills. I figured it was my turn.	1.1579	0.08595	19	16	3	0
1761	It's called grilling on-the-go for a reason.	1.1579	0.11504	19	17	1	1
1762	Medium well? Gotta wait 3 more stops.	1.1579	0.08595	19	16	3	0
1763	They said to expect delays	1.1579	0.08595	19	16	3	0
1764	My food truck is in the shop, so I'm improvising.	1.1579	0.08595	19	16	3	0
1765	Burger distraction from crumbling infrastructure	1.1579	0.08595	19	16	3	0
1766	I just hate fast food	1.1579	0.11504	19	17	1	1
1767	Do you want cheese on this manspread?	1.1579	0.08595	19	16	3	0
1768	Hey, at least I'm not vaping.	1.1579	0.08595	19	16	3	0
1769	Coney Island dog with the works?	1.1579	0.08595	19	16	3	0
1770	Want me to burn some CD's for ya?	1.1579	0.08595	19	16	3	0
1771	No,I ran out of bacon at the last stop.	1.1579	0.08595	19	16	3	0
1772	It adds a lovely "le goût du métro" finish	1.1579	0.08595	19	16	3	0
1773	Is this the train to my backyard?	1.1579	0.08595	19	16	3	0
1774	The doctor said I needed to burn some fat.	1.1579	0.08595	19	16	3	0
1775	You’ve heard of ‘tailgate,’this is ‘railgate.’	1.1579	0.08595	19	16	3	0
1776	You guys want anything from the fridge?	1.1579	0.08595	19	16	3	0
1777	Dining in or out.	1.1515	0.07689	33	29	3	1
1778	That's one way to get rid of the rats.	1.1500	0.10942	20	18	1	1
1779	''That's what you get for living life with your head up your a**."	1.1500	0.10942	20	18	1	1
1780	You’ve got to hurry as I am getting off at the next stop	1.1500	0.08192	20	17	3	0
1781	- If you are vegetarian take the line B	1.1500	0.10942	20	18	1	1
1782	Rare or well done? The 2:19 went off the tracks in Hoboken.	1.1500	0.10942	20	18	1	1
1783	You can, Ralph. But your doctor says sodium is bad for you and my sister, Laura, says gluten will lead to an early death. But go ahead. Leave me an early widow!!	1.1500	0.10942	20	18	1	1
1784	No, get your own	1.1500	0.08192	20	17	3	0
1785	I've heard subways are good for taste testing.	1.1500	0.08192	20	17	3	0
1786	Grill, don't even go there.	1.1500	0.08192	20	17	3	0
1787	To answer your question, no, I do not have a permit to burn an open fire because we are on an enclosed subway car. Any other brilliant questions?	1.1500	0.10942	20	18	1	1
1788	I'm guessing you two are illegal immigrants?	1.1500	0.10942	20	18	1	1
1789	Low tech compartment, buddy. Only charcoal devices.	1.1500	0.08192	20	17	3	0
1790	I like to warm up before the stadium stop.	1.1500	0.10942	20	18	1	1
1791	We have a 6:30 reservation for Two, under John.	1.1500	0.08192	20	17	3	0
1792	Want a 'Subway Slider'?	1.1500	0.10942	20	18	1	1
1793	Do either of you happen to have a pickle?	1.1500	0.10942	20	18	1	1
1794	I'm retired, but I miss the commute.	1.1500	0.08192	20	17	3	0
1795	Then all you do is switch to a PATH train to the Meadowlands in Hoboken.	1.1500	0.08192	20	17	3	0
1796	Your sustainable and reduced carbon emissions grill with living wages and a smile veggie/soy feast for two is ready sir.	1.1500	0.10942	20	18	1	1
1797	I'm just acting as an air freshener.	1.1500	0.10942	20	18	1	1
1798	Actually, after brighton beach this is the B-B-Q.	1.1500	0.10942	20	18	1	1
1799	My people have taken over. We're flying this baby straight to Coney Island.	1.1500	0.08192	20	17	3	0
1800	No,I don't accept bitcoin. But I do take PayPal and Venmo.	1.1500	0.08192	20	17	3	0
1801	You guessed it buddy, 'poop au chien'	1.1500	0.08192	20	17	3	0
1802	Hey, don't look at me! Siri said,"Put it on the grill".	1.1500	0.10942	20	18	1	1
1803	What's your pleasure? "	1.1500	0.10942	20	18	1	1
1804	R Train block party. Herald Square to Prince street. Burger?	1.1500	0.08192	20	17	3	0
1805	I can't guarantee an internal temperature of 160 degrees fahrenheit, but it'll be in the ballpark.	1.1500	0.10942	20	18	1	1
1806	Google subway wacko	1.1500	0.10942	20	18	1	1
1807	Pardon me, sir, but would you happen to have any Grey Poupon?	1.1500	0.08192	20	17	3	0
1808	A well regulated grill-itia , being necessary to the security of a great Steak, the right of the people to keep and bear Arms, shall not be infringed.	1.1500	0.10942	20	18	1	1
1809	Grill marks really make rat.	1.1500	0.08192	20	17	3	0
1810	Sure. Online's ready down the line. I love sayin' that!	1.1500	0.10942	20	18	1	1
1811	Wife and I had a little argument. She said I needed to speed it up.	1.1500	0.10942	20	18	1	1
1812	This is our mini-micro, food truck. Can I discuss Franchising options with you?	1.1500	0.08192	20	17	3	0
1813	Don’t you people know this is a no-cellphone car?	1.1500	0.08192	20	17	3	0
1814	Listen for the announcement of the wine list.	1.1500	0.08192	20	17	3	0
1815	No, you don't have to kiss the cook. In fact, I wish you wouldn't.	1.1500	0.08192	20	17	3	0
1816	It's our new service - "Meals on Wheels"	1.1500	0.08192	20	17	3	0
1817	I put the pub in public transportatio	1.1500	0.08192	20	17	3	0
1818	It's either this or politics, but at least I can get grease stains out.	1.1500	0.08192	20	17	3	0
1819	For well-done, you'll have to wait until 125th Street.	1.1500	0.08192	20	17	3	0
1820	The good thing about the constant delays is that it makes for naturally aged meat.	1.1500	0.10942	20	18	1	1
1821	Well done will require three more stops.	1.1500	0.10942	20	18	1	1
1822	If the air conditioning ever kicks in, this’ll take longer.	1.1500	0.10942	20	18	1	1
1823	A little food keeps the Hampton crowd sober until they get out there.	1.1500	0.10942	20	18	1	1
1824	A token of our appreciation	1.1500	0.10942	20	18	1	1
1825	Did you want one?	1.1500	0.10942	20	18	1	1
1826	The beach was too crowded.	1.1500	0.08192	20	17	3	0
1827	Pizza Rat, schmizza rat! I've been dragging food down here for years!	1.1500	0.10942	20	18	1	1
1828	Even barbequed, it's still S&*t	1.1500	0.08192	20	17	3	0
1829	I'm putting in a pool next week.	1.1500	0.10942	20	18	1	1
1830	I guess I can't even relax on the ride home without being grilled.	1.1500	0.08192	20	17	3	0
1831	No, the Vegan Car goes to Brooklyn. This is the Carnivore Car, straight to Wall Street.	1.1500	0.10942	20	18	1	1
1832	You mean this isn't the BBQ train to Coney Island?	1.1500	0.08192	20	17	3	0
1833	While we're stranded here for the next 17 minutes...	1.1500	0.10942	20	18	1	1
1834	It’s not a requirement, but an expectation. HR says we don’t call the transit police anymore.	1.1500	0.08192	20	17	3	0
1835	I hate to be a nuisance, but do you have any steak sauce?	1.1500	0.10942	20	18	1	1
1836	Forgot my phone at home	1.1500	0.08192	20	17	3	0
1837	It's grille ratonne, locally sourced	1.1500	0.10942	20	18	1	1
1838	This is the first day of the Subway Grill Off.	1.1500	0.08192	20	17	3	0
1839	Sorry, they only serve poutine on the A train.	1.1500	0.08192	20	17	3	0
1840	No, I love my job and I will not conform to your corporate offers.	1.1500	0.08192	20	17	3	0
1841	I can throw in the drink if you like.	1.1500	0.08192	20	17	3	0
1842	Your at the wrong Subway	1.1500	0.08192	20	17	3	0
1843	No,sir. No shell games,here! I'm simply asking you to place a bet on the shell that you think it really contains a peanut.	1.1500	0.10942	20	18	1	1
1844	Burn phone anyone?	1.1500	0.08192	20	17	3	0
1845	My boss made me do this.	1.1500	0.10942	20	18	1	1
1846	The hissing was too much for the folks in the Quiet Car.	1.1500	0.10942	20	18	1	1
1847	Or you could have the subway sandwich.	1.1500	0.08192	20	17	3	0
1848	You mean to say your company doesn't have 'Take your Fourth of July to Work' day?	1.1500	0.10942	20	18	1	1
1849	At top speed, I'm bringing fast food to a whole new level.	1.1500	0.08192	20	17	3	0
1850	My screen time is down significantly, but it’s the switch back to charcoal that’s been the real game changer.	1.1500	0.08192	20	17	3	0
1851	The amount of oxygen is the secret ingredient.	1.1500	0.10942	20	18	1	1
1852	You multitask your way, and I'll multitask mine.	1.1500	0.08192	20	17	3	0
1853	I marinate on the L, but for slow cooking you can't beat the 2 line.	1.1500	0.08192	20	17	3	0
1854	Pardon me,would you have any Grey Poupon?	1.1500	0.10942	20	18	1	1
1855	You like your rat well done, George?	1.1500	0.10942	20	18	1	1
1856	Yes, I know there's an app for that.	1.1500	0.08192	20	17	3	0
1857	When you get called into work on the 4th, I say, "don't let it ruin your cook-out."	1.1500	0.10942	20	18	1	1
1858	My wife won't let me barbecue at home!""	1.1500	0.08192	20	17	3	0
1859	Once I was just like you...dreaming of the good life.	1.1500	0.08192	20	17	3	0
1860	I’m using my wifi hotspot.	1.1500	0.08192	20	17	3	0
1861	The food truck fad is reverting to an underground movement....	1.1500	0.08192	20	17	3	0
1862	It's summer, you can't have the Q without the BB.	1.1500	0.08192	20	17	3	0
1863	What does the app say?	1.1500	0.08192	20	17	3	0
1864	We're like the internet, but for grilled meats.	1.1500	0.08192	20	17	3	0
1865	I'm celebrating the 4.	1.1500	0.08192	20	17	3	0
1866	What? This is how coal is going to make America great again.	1.1500	0.08192	20	17	3	0
1867	My wife told me this was the only way I could keep eating fast food	1.1500	0.10942	20	18	1	1
1868	Excuse me, is this the meatpacking district?	1.1500	0.10942	20	18	1	1
1869	May we all eat better together	1.1500	0.08192	20	17	3	0
1870	A hot dog? No, you want the uptown train.	1.1500	0.08192	20	17	3	0
1871	I don't think that's grass fed beef.	1.1500	0.10942	20	18	1	1
1872	do you have any pepper?	1.1500	0.10942	20	18	1	1
1873	Carbon monoxide poisoning may not be a traditional method, but I just thought to myself, 'Darn it Jeff, you can be a terrorist AND do what you love'.	1.1500	0.08192	20	17	3	0
1874	Think of it as a food truck for the working class.	1.1500	0.08192	20	17	3	0
1875	See something, say nothing (just gripe about it later).	1.1500	0.08192	20	17	3	0
1876	You got some kinda problem wit a Subway chef?	1.1500	0.08192	20	17	3	0
1877	It had wheels, so I thought 'what the hell'.	1.1500	0.10942	20	18	1	1
1878	I don't know exactly what you mean by an app, but, No, I don't think you'll find one for this.	1.1500	0.10942	20	18	1	1
1879	You didn't see the billboard? Free tofu burger for anyone not manspreading.	1.1500	0.10942	20	18	1	1
1880	With these construction delays, I never know when my next meal will be	1.1500	0.08192	20	17	3	0
1881	Don't ask me, when the cartoonist fell asleep I was at the beach	1.1500	0.08192	20	17	3	0
1882	Flatbush to table.	1.1500	0.08192	20	17	3	0
1883	People love food trucks - why not a food train?	1.1500	0.08192	20	17	3	0
1884	Just testing the smoke detector, glad you noticed.	1.1500	0.08192	20	17	3	0
1885	Congratulate me, I just got my Subway franchise.	1.1500	0.08192	20	17	3	0
1886	I can't wait for the weekend!	1.1500	0.08192	20	17	3	0
1887	Would you like a Verdi aria with your Italian sausage?	1.1500	0.08192	20	17	3	0
1888	Care for more Spam?	1.1500	0.08192	20	17	3	0
1889	Multitasking is my strength, especially when my boss calls me to work on Sundays.	1.1500	0.10942	20	18	1	1
1890	I was getting nowhere in the backyard.	1.1500	0.10942	20	18	1	1
1891	I'm sorry but you have to turn off your cell phone, as it may interfere with the transit signal system, which could be dangerous.	1.1500	0.10942	20	18	1	1
1892	Come on, I'm a more authentic alternative to that Subway Sandwich joke they used a few weeks ago.	1.1500	0.10942	20	18	1	1
1893	I'm working my way up to a food truck....	1.1500	0.10942	20	18	1	1
1894	You’re all on your phones. I didn’t think anyone would notice.	1.1500	0.08192	20	17	3	0
1895	'Your stop is too soon for well done.'	1.1500	0.08192	20	17	3	0
1896	No, there's no app for this.	1.1500	0.10942	20	18	1	1
1897	I wouldn't consider using anything BUT charcoal.	1.1500	0.08192	20	17	3	0
1898	So then I said to the subway guy “Hey, supposing I came to YOUR place of work...well, it all kinda got out of hand after that.”	1.1500	0.08192	20	17	3	0
1899	I don’t waste any of my OFF time, bud.	1.1500	0.08192	20	17	3	0
1900	No wonder everybody got off at the last stop!	1.1500	0.08192	20	17	3	0
1901	If you want it well-done you'll have to stay on 'til Times Square.	1.1500	0.10942	20	18	1	1
1902	S'Mores?	1.1500	0.08192	20	17	3	0
1903	Less screen time, more meeeee time.	1.1500	0.08192	20	17	3	0
1904	I work weekends.	1.1500	0.10942	20	18	1	1
1905	Well, as a locavore, this is my version of ratatouille.	1.1500	0.08192	20	17	3	0
1906	So when the bank said no I'm thinking...do I really need a truck?	1.1500	0.10942	20	18	1	1
1907	Just warning you, I'm putting cheese on yours unless I hear otherwise.	1.1500	0.08192	20	17	3	0
1908	If you want it well-done you should have taken the local.	1.1500	0.10942	20	18	1	1
1909	Made in America!	1.1500	0.08192	20	17	3	0
1910	I’m cutting down on my screen time.	1.1500	0.08192	20	17	3	0
1911	This ain’t no gravy train ya know, but you can have some mustard.	1.1500	0.10942	20	18	1	1
1912	Sorry, I'm all out of apps.	1.1500	0.08192	20	17	3	0
1913	This is just my side gig - I manage a multi-strategy cypto fund during market hours.	1.1500	0.10942	20	18	1	1
1914	Some cartoons are better than others.	1.1500	0.08192	20	17	3	0
1915	If you think you've enjoyed a Subway sandwich before, wait until you taste the real thing.	1.1500	0.10942	20	18	1	1
1916	Mind your own business. There’s no privacy in the subway anymore.	1.1500	0.08192	20	17	3	0
1917	The MTA thought the smell of hamburgers and the sight of an open flame would distract you from the 3-hour delay.	1.1500	0.10942	20	18	1	1
1918	What do you want on your Sub?	1.1500	0.08192	20	17	3	0
1919	Don't you just hate having to take work home with you?	1.1500	0.10942	20	18	1	1
1920	I had no idea BBQ was The Bronx, Brooklyn and Queens.	1.1500	0.10942	20	18	1	1
1921	My food truck is in the shop.	1.1500	0.10942	20	18	1	1
1922	I’m sorry. We don’t do take out.	1.1500	0.10942	20	18	1	1
1923	Voted best burger on the L Train, for the second year in a row.	1.1500	0.08192	20	17	3	0
1924	This... last...one? $20... why?	1.1500	0.08192	20	17	3	0
1925	Vegan options in car 5508.	1.1500	0.08192	20	17	3	0
1926	I've had way too much screen time on the commute lately.	1.1500	0.08192	20	17	3	0
1927	Monsieur, Madame . . . I give you charcoal enhanced, Ratatouille Au Courant!	1.1500	0.08192	20	17	3	0
1928	Could you spare a quarter pounder?	1.1500	0.08192	20	17	3	0
1929	Isn't this the suburban line?	1.1500	0.08192	20	17	3	0
1930	Do you really want to know if it's locally sourced?	1.1500	0.08192	20	17	3	0
1931	The EPA says it's okay now.	1.1500	0.08192	20	17	3	0
1932	Make mine rare. I have to change trains at 14th Street.	1.1500	0.08192	20	17	3	0
1933	I have to go to my third job, so this is my vacation.	1.1500	0.10942	20	18	1	1
1934	Sir, I understand the subway is crowded, but there's no need to get all up in my grill.	1.1500	0.08192	20	17	3	0
1935	I have found that if I heat up my cell phone underground, it holds a charge better all day long!	1.1500	0.10942	20	18	1	1
1936	Excuse me, can you make room for my wieners?	1.1500	0.08192	20	17	3	0
1937	A Minute Steak, an Express or a Local?	1.1500	0.08192	20	17	3	0
1938	As long as I don't get off, the rent is only $2.75. That's why.	1.1500	0.08192	20	17	3	0
1939	Spare a dollar for a rat burger?	1.1500	0.08192	20	17	3	0
1940	How do you like your rat?	1.1500	0.08192	20	17	3	0
1941	Couple more stops on the fries.	1.1500	0.10942	20	18	1	1
1942	Wood fired pizza is next car.	1.1500	0.08192	20	17	3	0
1943	Uh Oh, I smell gas.	1.1500	0.08192	20	17	3	0
1944	I’m trying out the subway diet”	1.1500	0.08192	20	17	3	0
1945	Only a shmendrik will end up with grease on his new suit.	1.1500	0.08192	20	17	3	0
1946	It's Take Your Grill to Work Day."	1.1500	0.10942	20	18	1	1
1947	I have to. I wasn't getting anywhere with my pole dancing.	1.1500	0.08192	20	17	3	0
1948	What’s it to you pal? I’m just being neighborly.	1.1500	0.10942	20	18	1	1
1949	It was raining.	1.1500	0.08192	20	17	3	0
1950	So, you don’t have the Smoke Signal App?	1.1500	0.08192	20	17	3	0
1951	It just depends on your definition of "street"	1.1500	0.10942	20	18	1	1
1952	Yeah, I'm a street vendor in the city. I just wanted to catch up on some work on the commute home.	1.1500	0.08192	20	17	3	0
1953	Hey, everybody's got to start somewhere!	1.1500	0.10942	20	18	1	1
1954	How ‘bout them Yankees	1.1500	0.08192	20	17	3	0
1955	Hey, this is New York City subway, you are not supposed to make eye contact."	1.1500	0.10942	20	18	1	1
1956	Our menu is online, try Line38.com.	1.1500	0.08192	20	17	3	0
1957	Hey, smells better than urine and throw up.	1.1500	0.08192	20	17	3	0
1958	I'm trying to make new friends.	1.1500	0.08192	20	17	3	0
1959	Katchup at 219th st; pickles at 180th st; buns at 174th st and medium rare by Canal.	1.1500	0.08192	20	17	3	0
1960	I call it track-to-table.	1.1500	0.10942	20	18	1	1
1961	Sorry, we don't accept text orders.	1.1500	0.08192	20	17	3	0
1962	It’s the F train. Last stop, Coney Island.	1.1500	0.08192	20	17	3	0
1963	This is the best I can do since China bankrupted us”	1.1500	0.10942	20	18	1	1
1964	You got any barbecue sauce?	1.1500	0.08192	20	17	3	0
1965	watch this for me while I grab some buns off the ventilator...	1.1500	0.10942	20	18	1	1
1966	Hey, we got to be mobile these days, don't we?	1.1500	0.08192	20	17	3	0
1967	I just want to be a part of social meatia.	1.1500	0.10942	20	18	1	1
1968	Medium rare at forty-second street, medium by twenty-third.	1.1500	0.08192	20	17	3	0
1969	It's the only way I can drown out the urine smell.	1.1500	0.10942	20	18	1	1
1970	I don't offer well done on the express.	1.1500	0.08192	20	17	3	0
1971	The weekend starts as soon as you leave the office.	1.1500	0.10942	20	18	1	1
1972	Think you're the only ones who can get work done during the commute?	1.1500	0.10942	20	18	1	1
1973	I cook 'em about two express stops per side.	1.1500	0.08192	20	17	3	0
1974	Sorry, it's my first day here at Subway.	1.1500	0.08192	20	17	3	0
1975	Yeah, and you should clean your ears at home!	1.1500	0.10942	20	18	1	1
1976	How done so you want it, one stop or two?	1.1500	0.08192	20	17	3	0
1977	Maybe you should say something.	1.1500	0.08192	20	17	3	0
1978	Wakefield-241 street, also. You may wanna crack a window.	1.1500	0.08192	20	17	3	0
1979	I'm a dad on the go.	1.1500	0.08192	20	17	3	0
1980	Amazing, right? It's a Vape Grill.	1.1500	0.08192	20	17	3	0
1981	Trump's economy means I have to make up a job	1.1500	0.08192	20	17	3	0
1982	Just think subway food truck"	1.1500	0.10942	20	18	1	1
1983	Think of me as a food truck start-up."	1.1500	0.08192	20	17	3	0
1984	Yeah, it's a Weber.	1.1500	0.08192	20	17	3	0
1985	Since the commute is long - we're bringing the backyard to you	1.1500	0.10942	20	18	1	1
1986	What's take out?	1.1500	0.08192	20	17	3	0
1987	Livin' the dream. You?	1.1500	0.10942	20	18	1	1
1988	You ever heard of food truck???	1.1500	0.10942	20	18	1	1
1989	OK, which one of youse ordered the Amazon Prime rib?	1.1500	0.10942	20	18	1	1
1990	Jesus, this guy is a bigger jerk than David Remnick!	1.1500	0.08192	20	17	3	0
1991	Haven't you heard of Subway?	1.1500	0.10942	20	18	1	1
1992	The secret ingredient is the sticky stuff on the floor" - Arby's Head Che	1.1500	0.10942	20	18	1	1
1993	I'm not the only one, but it's medium-rare.	1.1500	0.08192	20	17	3	0
1994	This is a, 'Man-Spreading' grill.	1.1500	0.10942	20	18	1	1
1995	No, my name is not Nathan	1.1500	0.10942	20	18	1	1
1996	You can take the man out of the suburb...	1.1500	0.08192	20	17	3	0
1997	What? This is the B and Q line.	1.1500	0.08192	20	17	3	0
1998	Next stop: gastroenteritis.	1.1500	0.10942	20	18	1	1
1999	Check your iPhone: grilled	1.1500	0.10942	20	18	1	1
2000	Staycation. You got a problem with that	1.1500	0.10942	20	18	1	1
2001	With or without onions, mustard, or smartphone sauce.	1.1500	0.10942	20	18	1	1
2002	No reservations?	1.1500	0.08192	20	17	3	0
2003	It only comes rare on the Express. If you want it well done, you'll have to take the Local.	1.1500	0.10942	20	18	1	1
2004	Have grill, will travel. Also, the van's in the shop.	1.1500	0.08192	20	17	3	0
2005	I'm on a special diet.	1.1500	0.10942	20	18	1	1
2006	I know you''re hooked on subways but...	1.1500	0.10942	20	18	1	1
2007	It's the new Foreman.	1.1481	0.08777	27	24	2	1
2008	Why do you thin they call it the Q Line?	1.1481	0.08777	27	24	2	1
2009	Smells good, don't ya think?	1.1458	0.05947	48	42	5	1
2010	I really wanted a food truck but this didn’t require any licenses or inspections.	1.1429	0.10433	21	19	1	1
2011	Who ordered from SubGrub?	1.1429	0.07825	21	18	3	0
2012	Sorry we're out of kale	1.1429	0.10433	21	19	1	1
2013	Give me a break. I’m saving for a food truck.	1.1429	0.07825	21	18	3	0
2014	You want a side of garbage juice with that rat burger?	1.1429	0.10433	21	19	1	1
2015	Using just coals, really cuts down on the smoke.	1.1429	0.07825	21	18	3	0
2016	Did you say medium rare?	1.1429	0.05832	49	43	5	1
2017	Hey, waddya think this is, a low-cal train?	1.1429	0.07825	21	18	3	0
2018	Put yours phones down and wrap her heads around the bratwurst.	1.1429	0.10433	21	19	1	1
2019	You think this thing has smoke alarms?	1.1429	0.10433	21	19	1	1
2020	What's wrong? Can't find me on Yelp?	1.1429	0.10433	21	19	1	1
2021	It’s not really a barbecue, it’s a grill	1.1429	0.10433	21	19	1	1
2022	Just workin' on my commute to work-life balance.	1.1429	0.07825	21	18	3	0
2023	It's how I find my peaceful center.	1.1429	0.10433	21	19	1	1
2024	Yes, it's my phone. Like you haven't ever lost a bet man?!?!	1.1429	0.07825	21	18	3	0
2025	I'll thrown on a couple turkey burgers if you put this on Instagram	1.1429	0.10433	21	19	1	1
2026	This a carriage for people who use it as a medicine.	1.1429	0.07825	21	18	3	0
2027	If you prefer Mexican, the truck will be coming through in ten minutes.	1.1429	0.07825	21	18	3	0
2028	If you're getting off at Grand Central, I gotta put the burgers on now.	1.1429	0.10433	21	19	1	1
2029	A lot of guys I know swear by hickory chips, but I’m a cherry man myself.	1.1429	0.07825	21	18	3	0
2030	My weekend have already started.	1.1429	0.10433	21	19	1	1
2031	No dogs allowed, but they didn't say anything about burgers.	1.1429	0.07825	21	18	3	0
2032	You can't smoke in here.	1.1429	0.07825	21	18	3	0
2033	I know it’s only Thursday but I thought I’d get a running start on the weekend.	1.1429	0.07825	21	18	3	0
2034	How'd you like your manspread special?	1.1429	0.10433	21	19	1	1
2035	Do you have any specials?	1.1429	0.07825	21	18	3	0
2036	My doctor insisted I focus on something other than my phone.	1.1429	0.07825	21	18	3	0
2037	I’m not smoking this sausage; I’m vaping it.	1.1429	0.07825	21	18	3	0
2038	I call it a "two-fer." You get a snack and no acrobats.	1.1429	0.07825	21	18	3	0
2039	These trains are so behind that my staycation is almost over.	1.1429	0.10433	21	19	1	1
2040	So...not an Airbnb?	1.1429	0.07825	21	18	3	0
2041	There wasn't any room on the platform.	1.1429	0.10433	21	19	1	1
2042	Getting hungry	1.1429	0.07825	21	18	3	0
2043	Which train are you catching: Rare, Medium or Well-done?	1.1429	0.07825	21	18	3	0
2044	The app is available on Itunes and its called doorsteporwhereverbbq.	1.1429	0.07825	21	18	3	0
2045	I tell you what I'd LIKE to do with my carbon footprint...	1.1429	0.07825	21	18	3	0
2046	Hot news sizzles! Yours sort of ... emojis.	1.1429	0.10433	21	19	1	1
2047	Is Pepsi okay?	1.1429	0.10433	21	19	1	1
2048	If we're still here in 15 ill take a burger medium-rare.	1.1429	0.07825	21	18	3	0
2049	My wife earns more than me. She expects dinner when she gets home.	1.1429	0.10433	21	19	1	1
2050	Farm to table's for foodies. Slaughterhouse to subway's my style.	1.1429	0.07825	21	18	3	0
2051	Medium is in one stop, well-done in two.	1.1429	0.07825	21	18	3	0
2052	I'm hoping to play myself in the cooking show.	1.1429	0.07825	21	18	3	0
2053	#commuter life hack	1.1429	0.10433	21	19	1	1
2054	Taking the Express train gives me more time to do the things I love."	1.1429	0.07825	21	18	3	0
2055	This evening's amuse is rat-atouille.	1.1429	0.07825	21	18	3	0
2056	Eatin' fresh at Subway	1.1364	0.09968	22	20	1	1
2057	Do I look like I know if this train is running express?	1.1364	0.09968	22	20	1	1
2058	Yes, I'm licensed. Are you?	1.1250	0.06896	24	21	3	0
2059	Not all us Uber Eats guys have cars.	1.1250	0.07446	32	29	2	1
2060	You don’t want to hear me sing, do ya?	1.1212	0.07227	33	30	2	1
2061	Sorry, couchettes are only available for trips of six hours or longer.	1.1176	0.08055	17	15	2	0
2062	How would you like it cooked - 51st Street, 23rd Street, or Union Square?	1.1176	0.08055	17	15	2	0
2063	Is my iGRILL bothering you?	1.1176	0.08055	17	15	2	0
2064	They've learned not to step on the third rail.	1.1176	0.08055	17	15	2	0
2065	I'm sorry, is this politically appropriate?	1.1176	0.08055	17	15	2	0
2066	Subs on the move for you?	1.1176	0.08055	17	15	2	0
2067	The food cart scene is a little over played these days.	1.1176	0.08055	17	15	2	0
2068	The N-Q-R Line Cook	1.1176	0.08055	17	15	2	0
2069	You have your cellphone. I have my barbecue grill. Don't judge.	1.1176	0.08055	17	15	2	0
2070	A job well done to Subway on the new marketing campaign.	1.1176	0.08055	17	15	2	0
2071	Take out or delivery?	1.1176	0.08055	17	15	2	0
2072	Want me to melt yours too?	1.1176	0.08055	17	15	2	0
2073	I couldn't get Fourth of July off.	1.1176	0.08055	17	15	2	0
2074	The accordion was not working.	1.1176	0.11765	17	16	0	1
2075	I already ate the slice of pizza.	1.1176	0.08055	17	15	2	0
2076	Yes sir. Every order is to-go.	1.1176	0.08055	17	15	2	0
2077	I got grilled by some guy on the subway today.	1.1176	0.08055	17	15	2	0
2078	My food cart has been repossessed.	1.1176	0.08055	17	15	2	0
2079	You want your phones toasted?	1.1176	0.11765	17	16	0	1
2080	We've transitioned from sandwiches to a more "Grab and Go" approach.	1.1176	0.08055	17	15	2	0
2081	Why not! You're in a Subway.	1.1176	0.11765	17	16	0	1
2082	Last time I take a job that doesn't get the Fourth of July off.	1.1176	0.08055	17	15	2	0
2083	I prefer a lower tech method to stimulate dopamine production in my brain	1.1176	0.08055	17	15	2	0
2084	Happen to have any Ketchup?	1.1176	0.08055	17	15	2	0
2085	I got tired of pushing my hotdog cart around!	1.1176	0.11765	17	16	0	1
2086	Sorry, you need to order before boarding.	1.1176	0.08055	17	15	2	0
2087	It’s the basis for my new cookbook Underground Meals .	1.1176	0.08055	17	15	2	0
2088	You can't leave these things on for more than three or four stops.	1.1176	0.08055	17	15	2	0
2089	Don’t like my smoke? I don’t appreciate your electronic waves.I	1.1176	0.08055	17	15	2	0
2090	What? You never hear of the dining car?	1.1176	0.08055	17	15	2	0
2091	Why this unpatriotic look?	1.1176	0.08055	17	15	2	0
2092	Rail kill.	1.1176	0.08055	17	15	2	0
2093	I am running a special today: Buy one, get one free.	1.1176	0.11765	17	16	0	1
2094	I like dinner ready but the time I get home.	1.1176	0.08055	17	15	2	0
2095	Did you order the medium rare by Lexington?	1.1176	0.08055	17	15	2	0
2096	Breaking one more health code violation on here isn't gonna kill ya	1.1176	0.11765	17	16	0	1
2097	I've taken the mobile order to the next level	1.1176	0.08055	17	15	2	0
2098	I only use locally sourced meats.	1.1176	0.08055	17	15	2	0
2099	Well, what did you expect? You just uploaded the PDQ-BBQ App!	1.1176	0.08055	17	15	2	0
2100	It was freshly gathered from the streets of San Francisco.	1.1176	0.11765	17	16	0	1
2101	I've got pigeon and hot dogs--made from pigeon.	1.1176	0.08055	17	15	2	0
2102	The age of the food truck is over, the dawn of the food subway carriage has come.	1.1176	0.08055	17	15	2	0
2103	Want a cold one, neighbor?	1.1176	0.08055	17	15	2	0
2104	Turn that male gaze inward, sir.	1.1176	0.08055	17	15	2	0
2105	Burgers $1.95 now; rush hour $1.45	1.1176	0.08055	17	15	2	0
2106	Real men grill with charcoal & drink beer. Ladies sit with their legs crossed at the knee.	1.1176	0.11765	17	16	0	1
2107	You need a permit to use charcoal on the train.	1.1176	0.08055	17	15	2	0
2108	With real estate prices these days, my restaurant was forced to innovate.	1.1176	0.11765	17	16	0	1
2109	Look, buddy, it's called a pop-up store.	1.1176	0.08055	17	15	2	0
2110	No, you're weird!	1.1176	0.08055	17	15	2	0
2111	Dude,if you can make it here,you can make it anywhere.	1.1176	0.08055	17	15	2	0
2112	Don't take my word for it, check out my Yelp reviews.	1.1176	0.08055	17	15	2	0
2113	These startups are really getting out of control.	1.1176	0.08055	17	15	2	0
2114	Beats the Subway sandwiches.	1.1176	0.08055	17	15	2	0
2115	For well-done you’ll have to stay on till 54th Street.	1.1176	0.08055	17	15	2	0
2116	I am assuming you don’t like Wagyu?	1.1176	0.08055	17	15	2	0
2117	The food is faster than we thought!	1.1176	0.08055	17	15	2	0
2118	Of course! I only cook with free-roaming beef.	1.1176	0.11765	17	16	0	1
2119	Normally I get take out, but tonight I thought I'd cook out.	1.1176	0.08055	17	15	2	0
2120	My therapist says I have a legal right to my comfort activity.	1.1176	0.08055	17	15	2	0
2121	Is that an open container?	1.1176	0.08055	17	15	2	0
2122	Yup. Low and slow is the only way to go.	1.1176	0.08055	17	15	2	0
2123	Wow, Jim... you really did leave her for a heffer.	1.1176	0.08055	17	15	2	0
2124	Sure. You can call it a pop-up.	1.1176	0.08055	17	15	2	0
2125	Welcome to the original 'Subway.' Whaddya havin'?	1.1176	0.08055	17	15	2	0
2126	My buddy's like: I couldn't give a rat's ass. And I'm like: Hmmm. I bet you could, if I cooked it right.	1.1176	0.08055	17	15	2	0
2127	I'm trying out some new mobile apps for my menu.	1.1176	0.08055	17	15	2	0
2128	Well, yes. But it's a locally sourced rat.	1.1176	0.08055	17	15	2	0
2129	I'm a subway sandwich artist in train N.	1.1176	0.08055	17	15	2	0
2130	It's all trash-fed and locally sourced.	1.1176	0.08055	17	15	2	0
2131	“I said order from Uber Eats. Not Ünter Eats.” Sheryl Myerson, Malibu, Calif	1.1176	0.08055	17	15	2	0
2132	This is the Queens-bound BBQ express train, right?	1.1176	0.08055	17	15	2	0
2133	I like my sense of entitlement medium rare. How about you?	1.1176	0.08055	17	15	2	0
2134	4th of July traffic is going to be crazy this year.	1.1176	0.08055	17	15	2	0
2135	This is an express, so these will have to be medium rare.	1.1176	0.08055	17	15	2	0
2136	It’s the newest trend. Railgaiting.	1.1176	0.08055	17	15	2	0
2137	Which one of you clicked on our ‘Absolutely Anywhere’ delivery app.?	1.1176	0.08055	17	15	2	0
2138	No, this is the BBQ. You can get the Q at 96th Street.	1.1176	0.08055	17	15	2	0
2139	Hi! I'm Charlie from Boston. Want to trade my wife's beef sandwich for your phone?	1.1176	0.08055	17	15	2	0
2140	I take advantage of the space when it's available. Like you do, but with people.	1.1176	0.08055	17	15	2	0
2141	Cheese?	1.1176	0.08055	17	15	2	0
2142	Subway Diet.	1.1176	0.08055	17	15	2	0
2143	Don't worry, I only look at it while the burger's being flipped in the air	1.1176	0.08055	17	15	2	0
2144	125th St rare, 145th medium, 175th well.	1.1176	0.08055	17	15	2	0
2145	Hey man, it’s July 4th somewhere	1.1176	0.08055	17	15	2	0
2146	No, you can't have one!	1.1176	0.08055	17	15	2	0
2147	It's not too unusual. It's medium rare.	1.1176	0.08055	17	15	2	0
2148	This is the vegetarian train.	1.1176	0.08055	17	15	2	0
2149	It's how I feed the bulldog.	1.1176	0.08055	17	15	2	0
2150	The recipe calls for garlic. Say you wouldn’t happen to have a dash of garlic I could borrow?	1.1176	0.08055	17	15	2	0
2151	It’s cheaper on the gas than having my own food truck.	1.1176	0.08055	17	15	2	0
2152	Meeting my wife at the 53rd Street station, she hasn’t got time to eat between meetings.	1.1176	0.08055	17	15	2	0
2153	The last of my emotional support cow	1.1176	0.08055	17	15	2	0
2154	Mustard and ketchup with your tube steak?	1.1176	0.08055	17	15	2	0
2155	I'm still saving up to buy a food truck.	1.1176	0.08055	17	15	2	0
2156	The Halal Guys drove us underground.	1.1176	0.11765	17	16	0	1
2157	You have 33 more likes and I have a juicy medium rare hamburger.	1.1176	0.08055	17	15	2	0
2158	Sorry, this is an express. I can only make it rare.	1.1176	0.08055	17	15	2	0
2159	well, this is a smokin' carriage	1.1176	0.08055	17	15	2	0
2160	You're just working for the weekend. I'm weekending for the work.	1.1176	0.08055	17	15	2	0
2161	The menu may be limited, but there are those that love it.	1.1176	0.08055	17	15	2	0
2162	A tailgate party for taggers.	1.1176	0.08055	17	15	2	0
2163	I got tired of subway sandwiches.	1.1176	0.08055	17	15	2	0
2164	Just never enough time in the day, is there!	1.1176	0.11765	17	16	0	1
2165	Is it something I said?	1.1176	0.11765	17	16	0	1
2166	No, not burgers, I'm frying iPhones today.	1.1176	0.08055	17	15	2	0
2167	I'm one of your stakeholders.	1.1176	0.08055	17	15	2	0
2168	The kids and the wife are getting on at 72nd Street.	1.1176	0.08055	17	15	2	0
2169	The rent's cheaper down here.	1.1176	0.08055	17	15	2	0
2170	Lady, He's Putting My Kids Through College	1.1176	0.08055	17	15	2	0
2171	Hey pal, you need to get your 'man spread ' workin'.	1.1176	0.08055	17	15	2	0
2172	Great App.	1.1176	0.08055	17	15	2	0
2173	No thanks, I just had breakfast	1.1176	0.08055	17	15	2	0
2174	My neighbors get cranky about the smoke.	1.1176	0.08055	17	15	2	0
2175	Certainly, like I said. by 34th st. this will be well done.	1.1176	0.08055	17	15	2	0
2176	How do you prevent burn out?	1.1176	0.08055	17	15	2	0
2177	Rare? Change at Times Square for the shuttle to Grand Central. Third car.	1.1176	0.11765	17	16	0	1
2178	Change at West 4th for ketchup.	1.1176	0.08055	17	15	2	0
2179	What? Rent is too Damn High!	1.1176	0.08055	17	15	2	0
2180	It actually improves the air quality down here.	1.1176	0.11765	17	16	0	1
2181	It’s the weekend somewhere. What? You’re right. That doesn’t work like 5 o’clock.	1.1176	0.08055	17	15	2	0
2182	So there IS something that can get your attention away from your damn phone.	1.1176	0.08055	17	15	2	0
2183	It could be worst. I could be manspreading.	1.1176	0.08055	17	15	2	0
2184	I need it. It's my comfort barbecue.	1.1176	0.08055	17	15	2	0
2185	The rents in New York are too high so I decided to downsize.	1.1176	0.08055	17	15	2	0
2186	Sorry, I forgot my phone.	1.1176	0.08055	17	15	2	0
2187	I used to have a food truck.	1.1176	0.08055	17	15	2	0
2188	You can also take the express line straight to sunburn and a hangover.	1.1176	0.08055	17	15	2	0
2189	I use the third rail for hot dogs	1.1176	0.08055	17	15	2	0
2190	Feel free to take pictures!	1.1176	0.11765	17	16	0	1
2191	You ever tried grilled rat?	1.1176	0.08055	17	15	2	0
2192	It always comes out rare.	1.1176	0.08055	17	15	2	0
2193	If you lived here, you'd be home now too!	1.1176	0.08055	17	15	2	0
2194	I'm part of the grill economy.	1.1176	0.08055	17	15	2	0
2195	Think globally, grill mobiley.	1.1176	0.11765	17	16	0	1
2196	It comes with the deluxe subway pass, and there are only a few left.	1.1176	0.08055	17	15	2	0
2197	GRUBHUB's new service!	1.1176	0.08055	17	15	2	0
2198	It's called Subway Steak.	1.1176	0.08055	17	15	2	0
2199	No, no burgers. Only subways.	1.1176	0.08055	17	15	2	0
2200	I'm in brand management.	1.1176	0.08055	17	15	2	0
2201	It's an OCD thing.	1.1176	0.08055	17	15	2	0
2202	You want cheese on yours?	1.1176	0.08055	17	15	2	0
2203	Isn't It Summer Friday yet?	1.1176	0.08055	17	15	2	0
2204	I like everyone to know I'm a real American	1.1176	0.08055	17	15	2	0
2205	What? It’s raining hard out there today.	1.1176	0.08055	17	15	2	0
2206	Your Uber Eats order, sir.	1.1176	0.08055	17	15	2	0
2207	'If you order online you get free delivery."	1.1176	0.08055	17	15	2	0
2208	Phone addiction was so pervasive only Joe looked up and saw the subway BBQ	1.1176	0.08055	17	15	2	0
2209	Just in case I'm late for lunch.	1.1176	0.08055	17	15	2	0
2210	Why yes, I accept online orders.	1.1176	0.08055	17	15	2	0
2211	Welcome to MTA Burger. May I take your order?	1.1176	0.08055	17	15	2	0
2212	Can you look up, how to know when it's medium rare?	1.1176	0.08055	17	15	2	0
2213	My food truck broke down.	1.1176	0.08055	17	15	2	0
2214	You got a problem?	1.1176	0.08055	17	15	2	0
2215	I tried the street food thing, but the fresh air didn't agree with me.	1.1176	0.08055	17	15	2	0
2216	Why wasn’t I invited to the red line’s block party? I am on this train like every day.	1.1176	0.11765	17	16	0	1
2217	I'm just getting a head start on the weekend	1.1176	0.08055	17	15	2	0
2218	http://www.mtamovingforward.com/#phase-one	1.1176	0.08055	17	15	2	0
2219	The wife's in the next car whipping up a salad.	1.1176	0.08055	17	15	2	0
2220	I prefer the ambiance of the subway. Just order online from eatnride.com.	1.1176	0.08055	17	15	2	0
2221	What do you mean "catch of the day"?	1.1176	0.08055	17	15	2	0
2222	The grill marks hide the track marks.	1.1176	0.08055	17	15	2	0
2223	I am just warming up on my way to Yankee Stadium.	1.1176	0.08055	17	15	2	0
2224	Gladly pay me Tuesday?	1.1176	0.08055	17	15	2	0
2225	Ms. Nielsen... Mr. Miller... I'm sorry, but we're going to have to ask you to leave.	1.1176	0.11765	17	16	0	1
2226	Your stop is next? I hope you like medium-rare.	1.1176	0.08055	17	15	2	0
2227	Subways aren’t only for sandwiches, you know.	1.1176	0.08055	17	15	2	0
2228	No, I don't Venmo.	1.1176	0.11765	17	16	0	1
2229	I’m off social media.	1.1176	0.08055	17	15	2	0
2230	Even by New York standards this is rare.	1.1176	0.08055	17	15	2	0
2231	Happy July 4 train.	1.1176	0.08055	17	15	2	0
2232	You want the I.R.T. gourmet burger to go?	1.1176	0.08055	17	15	2	0
2233	Shouldn't you be serving "Subways?"	1.1176	0.08055	17	15	2	0
2234	So. How ‘bout them Mets?	1.1176	0.08055	17	15	2	0
2235	Sorry I don't make avocado toast.	1.1176	0.08055	17	15	2	0
2236	Welcome to the MTA.	1.1176	0.08055	17	15	2	0
2237	It's a lot cheaper to make your own than to buy one at Penn Station.	1.1176	0.11765	17	16	0	1
2238	Our homeowner's association does not allow grilling on our terraces.	1.1176	0.08055	17	15	2	0
2239	Your internet search data must have brought us together.	1.1176	0.11765	17	16	0	1
2240	Business is slow, but at least it feels like I'm going someplace.	1.1176	0.08055	17	15	2	0
2241	Freedom apparently barbecues on the subway	1.1176	0.08055	17	15	2	0
2242	What, you don’t like multi-tasking?	1.1176	0.08055	17	15	2	0
2243	Eat local! Fresh catch of the day! Sourced from the track of the uptown A train at 14th street.	1.1176	0.08055	17	15	2	0
2244	If you're wanting well done, you'll need to wait until 125th.	1.1176	0.08055	17	15	2	0
2245	We've got horseshoes in the next car.	1.1176	0.08055	17	15	2	0
2246	Well, at least I’m not manspreading anymore	1.1176	0.08055	17	15	2	0
2247	Somebody used the wrong app.	1.1176	0.08055	17	15	2	0
2248	Sir, I resent that. I have NEVER used gluten.	1.1176	0.11765	17	16	0	1
2249	'On the Mueller Express, everyone gets a chance to perfect their flipping technique'.	1.1176	0.11765	17	16	0	1
2250	Next stop, well done, the end of the line.	1.1176	0.08055	17	15	2	0
2251	What, like I have a yard to do this in?	1.1176	0.11765	17	16	0	1
2252	And you thought Subway meant inexpensive mass produced sandwiches.	1.1176	0.08055	17	15	2	0
2253	The subway has it’s own distinct seasons, don’t you think?	1.1176	0.08055	17	15	2	0
2254	It's incredible how much more I get done when I leave my phone at home.	1.1176	0.08055	17	15	2	0
2255	So far her response has been consistently “nei”...	1.1176	0.08055	17	15	2	0
2256	He's eating, drinking, and arguably, smoking!	1.1176	0.11765	17	16	0	1
2257	I've always HATED the sun	1.1176	0.08055	17	15	2	0
2258	It’ll be ready by Fulton St.	1.1176	0.08055	17	15	2	0
2259	Funny you'd want hot dogs. Delancey to Essex's usually go for kabobs.	1.1176	0.08055	17	15	2	0
2260	Summer phon(e)nomenon	1.1176	0.08055	17	15	2	0
2261	I’m getting a head start on my Hampton’s weekend	1.1176	0.08055	17	15	2	0
2262	Bergen? Not Burger Street? And I don't suppose you have any chopped meat you can spare?	1.1176	0.11765	17	16	0	1
2263	And it doesn't require WiFi.	1.1176	0.08055	17	15	2	0
2264	What? I’ve heard that it’s a good way to recharge my batteries.	1.1176	0.08055	17	15	2	0
2265	But you'd pay $30 for a hamburger in a restaurant, so which of us is really the "crazy" one?	1.1176	0.08055	17	15	2	0
2266	One day, people will wonder about the new rules that have a grill with a line through it. And we’ll be the only ones that know why it was added.	1.1176	0.08055	17	15	2	0
2267	That's one #mediumrare and one #rare, correct?	1.1176	0.08055	17	15	2	0
2268	burger? brat? how bout the Mets? What? Don't tell me your a YANKEES fan....	1.1176	0.08055	17	15	2	0
2269	Forgive me for staring, but she reminds me of an old grillfriend.	1.1176	0.08055	17	15	2	0
2270	For rare, its the 14th Street stop; medium, 34th; and well done is at 86th.	1.1176	0.08055	17	15	2	0
2271	You know this is a dining car.	1.1176	0.08055	17	15	2	0
2272	Fresher than Subway	1.1176	0.08055	17	15	2	0
2273	You thought you'd seen everything on this train, didn't you?	1.1176	0.08055	17	15	2	0
2274	How'd you know I was from the burbs?	1.1176	0.08055	17	15	2	0
2275	Yep. Grass-fed, organic, with a 401(k).	1.1176	0.08055	17	15	2	0
2276	Actually, I'm on vacation. I just don't tell my wife everything.	1.1176	0.08055	17	15	2	0
2277	I call it the Poo-dill Burger.	1.1176	0.08055	17	15	2	0
2278	My wife demands to eat as soon as I get home.	1.1176	0.08055	17	15	2	0
2279	I work for a BBQ food truck. I hate when they make me take work home.	1.1176	0.08055	17	15	2	0
2280	If we're on time, rare. Probably well done.	1.1176	0.08055	17	15	2	0
2281	The way I make 'em, you can't tell they're vegan.	1.1176	0.08055	17	15	2	0
2282	Steak-holder? It's a spatula, Wall Street.	1.1176	0.08055	17	15	2	0
2283	How did you think the Subway Sandwich got its name?	1.1176	0.11765	17	16	0	1
2284	Straphanger Steak.	1.1176	0.08055	17	15	2	0
2285	Fire beats tourist every time in this game	1.1176	0.11765	17	16	0	1
2286	A Berger, please, not a Brat!	1.1176	0.11765	17	16	0	1
2287	The ad said, “are you looking for a career going places?”	1.1176	0.08055	17	15	2	0
2288	Are you seriously checking your phone for a closer burger place?	1.1176	0.08055	17	15	2	0
2289	A lady from San Francisco just called and threatened to call the police if you don't have a vendor's permit.	1.1176	0.08055	17	15	2	0
2290	Maybe you are lost!	1.1176	0.08055	17	15	2	0
2291	Would you mind putting away your phones? That’s rude.	1.1176	0.08055	17	15	2	0
2292	I'm your dream about where you'd rather be.	1.1176	0.08055	17	15	2	0
2293	You had that the last time we were here	1.1176	0.08055	17	15	2	0
2294	My plan is to eventually add an above track pool.	1.1176	0.08055	17	15	2	0
2295	Jesus. Could you please use headphones. I am trying to grill here.	1.1176	0.11765	17	16	0	1
2296	It's called BuskingBQ.	1.1176	0.11765	17	16	0	1
2297	They thought it would be cute since this is the Brooklyn, Bronx, Queens line.	1.1176	0.08055	17	15	2	0
2298	In Brooklyn, I switch to grass fed, barrel aged, and swag the Fedora.	1.1176	0.08055	17	15	2	0
2299	Of course its organic.	1.1176	0.08055	17	15	2	0
2300	Would you like to sample a Metro Morsel?	1.1176	0.08055	17	15	2	0
2301	It's strictly farm-to-train.	1.1176	0.08055	17	15	2	0
2302	I know it’s a bit burnt but I’m in training.	1.1176	0.08055	17	15	2	0
2303	Lump of coal, sir?	1.1176	0.11765	17	16	0	1
2304	I don't know what's worse. This subway or his hotdogs.	1.1176	0.08055	17	15	2	0
2305	My ex got the car, the kids and our friends. But...I got to keep the season tickets!	1.1176	0.08055	17	15	2	0
2306	I couldn't get a permit.	1.1176	0.08055	17	15	2	0
2307	How did you think Subway started?	1.1176	0.08055	17	15	2	0
2308	I wanted a mobile device with an all-you-can-eat data plan.	1.1176	0.08055	17	15	2	0
2309	If I can grill it here, I can grill it anywhere.	1.1176	0.08055	17	15	2	0
2310	Just thought I'd get an early start on the holiday weekend...want one?	1.1176	0.08055	17	15	2	0
2311	Each item sold separately, some items not available, some assembly required.	1.1176	0.08055	17	15	2	0
2312	We live in an apartment.	1.1176	0.08055	17	15	2	0
2313	It's the world's only authentic subway sandwich.	1.1176	0.08055	17	15	2	0
2314	Oui monsieur, it is a subterranean moveable feast.	1.1176	0.11765	17	16	0	1
2315	Hey guys, you wanna put your phones on mute so I don't have to hear them.	1.1176	0.08055	17	15	2	0
2316	I got this from another person that needed to be unplugged...if you know what I mean.	1.1176	0.08055	17	15	2	0
2317	Do you take Bitcoin?	1.1176	0.08055	17	15	2	0
2318	I don’t have a smart phone. I don’t have a Kindle. It’s a long commute.	1.1176	0.08055	17	15	2	0
2319	I figure, just because I’m homeless doesn’t mean I have to give up everything I enjoy.	1.1176	0.11765	17	16	0	1
2320	It’s one thing for people to complain where people can or can’t smoke, but using the charcoal grill? That’s where I put my foot down. Sounds un-American. No one will take away my briquettes.	1.1176	0.08055	17	15	2	0
2321	I thought I'd get a head start on the weekend.	1.1176	0.11765	17	16	0	1
2322	Don't you think this is a cool way to spend the summer night?	1.1176	0.08055	17	15	2	0
2323	What? There’s not an app for this...	1.1176	0.08055	17	15	2	0
2324	Don’t even ask, you can’t have any.	1.1176	0.08055	17	15	2	0
2325	Ever the disruptive innovator, Frank at last found his untapped market segment.	1.1176	0.11765	17	16	0	1
2326	I think your phone's alerting you.	1.1176	0.08055	17	15	2	0
2327	With Pruitt heading the EPA it was just a matter of time.	1.1176	0.11765	17	16	0	1
2328	It's called Nebraska-on-Hudson.	1.1176	0.08055	17	15	2	0
2329	The risk of death from carbon monoxide fumes and the risk of developing gaming disorder--same thing...	1.1176	0.08055	17	15	2	0
2330	The air in the subway provides a certain je ne sais quoi to ground beef.	1.1176	0.08055	17	15	2	0
2331	A Starbucks coffee will cost ya another 18 bucks.	1.1176	0.11765	17	16	0	1
2332	Have you replaced the usual mariachi band in this car?	1.1176	0.08055	17	15	2	0
2333	Medium-Rare was at 34th Street.	1.1176	0.08055	17	15	2	0
2334	Fast Food	1.1176	0.08055	17	15	2	0
2335	It's my Emotional Support Grill, OK?!	1.1176	0.08055	17	15	2	0
2336	Stand away from the closing doors. Now for some serious BQE-ing.	1.1176	0.08055	17	15	2	0
2337	I couldn't decide whether to stay home and barbecue or get out of town. Then I thought, "Why not do both?"	1.1176	0.11765	17	16	0	1
2338	Pardon me,but do you have any yellow mustard?	1.1176	0.08055	17	15	2	0
2339	It’s just one level below a food truck.	1.1176	0.11765	17	16	0	1
2340	What!? Isn’t this the BBQ train?	1.1176	0.08055	17	15	2	0
2341	Hey, don’t knock my side hustle.	1.1176	0.08055	17	15	2	0
2342	Betcha yours can't do a pop-tart as smart as mine	1.1176	0.08055	17	15	2	0
2343	How d’you like yours — late, smelly, or overcrowded?	1.1176	0.08055	17	15	2	0
2344	You say you want it Chicago style? What do you think this is, the El?	1.1176	0.08055	17	15	2	0
2345	What's wrong? Don't you recognize it. It's the same crap that you gave your workers all week long.	1.1176	0.08055	17	15	2	0
2346	Bienvenidos, señor y señora. Si, mi comida huele fenomenal, y el sabor es riquísimo! Y para su conveniencia, aceptamos METROCARD! Que le vaya bien...	1.1176	0.08055	17	15	2	0
2347	At least I'm not frying my brain.	1.1176	0.08055	17	15	2	0
2348	You've caught me, Franklin. I've joined the resistance - you know, living off the grill.	1.1176	0.11765	17	16	0	1
2349	I was the head chef at Mar-A-Lago till the president found out I was Mexican.	1.1176	0.11765	17	16	0	1
2350	What? Of course they're vegan.	1.1176	0.08055	17	15	2	0
2351	But this is the good kind of second-hand smoke	1.1176	0.08055	17	15	2	0
2352	Check your ap fella, it's all a la carte.	1.1176	0.08055	17	15	2	0
2353	Carpe diem, Dude	1.1176	0.08055	17	15	2	0
2354	My neighbors were so impressed with my creative barbecuing that they all chipped in and bought me an unlimited MetroCard to share my gift with the rest of the city."	1.1176	0.08055	17	15	2	0
2355	a cheeseburger or a cheeseburger or a cheeseburger...?	1.1176	0.08055	17	15	2	0
2356	Fresh hotdogs, fresh hotdogs, get your fresh hotdogs here—refreshments are being served in the next subway car down!	1.1176	0.08055	17	15	2	0
2357	I’d like to see Uber try this!	1.1176	0.08055	17	15	2	0
2358	The street meat business is too competitive	1.1176	0.11765	17	16	0	1
2359	Oooo, too smokey!", says the guy who had a bean burrito for lunch	1.1176	0.08055	17	15	2	0
2360	If y’all have the Grillr app I can take your orders.	1.1176	0.08055	17	15	2	0
2361	Best I can do by Times Square is medium rare.	1.1176	0.08055	17	15	2	0
2362	I'd rather you "gladly" pay me now.	1.1176	0.11765	17	16	0	1
2363	Would you prefer it one or two stops done?	1.1176	0.08055	17	15	2	0
2364	Oh.....hey dad.	1.1176	0.11765	17	16	0	1
2365	What, you've never seen a Pop Up before	1.1176	0.08055	17	15	2	0
2366	So I't's not as comedic as Capote's Breakfast at Tiffany's.	1.1176	0.08055	17	15	2	0
2367	It's my pitiful cry for attention.	1.1176	0.08055	17	15	2	0
2368	Hey folks, could you please not check your email until after dinner?	1.1176	0.08055	17	15	2	0
2369	“Location, location. I’m getting off the rails reviews up on the street.”	1.1176	0.11765	17	16	0	1
2370	Can you tell me the correlation between grilling time and mph?	1.1176	0.08055	17	15	2	0
2371	Breakfast is the most important meal. You should be starting your day with a burger.	1.1176	0.08055	17	15	2	0
2372	I used to be a panhandler, but these days all the money is in grills.	1.1176	0.08055	17	15	2	0
2373	Life, Liberty, and the pursuit of American Barbecues	1.1176	0.08055	17	15	2	0
2374	4th of July: Grab a beer...not your cell phone!	1.1176	0.08055	17	15	2	0
2375	Then, my brother-in-law, Gil, showed me “The Snake Method.” Well, that just changed everything.	1.1176	0.08055	17	15	2	0
2376	Hey, I'm grillin' here!	1.1176	0.08055	17	15	2	0
2377	Yeah, I see ya lookin', but I just got the one burger, see?	1.1176	0.08055	17	15	2	0
2378	Reading reviews, checking menu and ordering online for delivery with share my location feature.	1.1176	0.08055	17	15	2	0
2379	I guess Subway and Shake Shack merged.	1.1176	0.08055	17	15	2	0
2380	Please, put your phones away in my dining establishment !	1.1176	0.08055	17	15	2	0
2381	Siri told me you really wanted this right now.	1.1176	0.08055	17	15	2	0
2382	I'm from Sydney	1.1176	0.08055	17	15	2	0
2383	Well, medium-well, or express?	1.1176	0.08055	17	15	2	0
2384	Of course it’s free range.	1.1176	0.08055	17	15	2	0
2385	Off season tailgating workout.	1.1176	0.11765	17	16	0	1
2386	The boss ain’t going to ruin my weekend.	1.1176	0.08055	17	15	2	0
2387	Why order on-line when you can eat on the Red Line.	1.1176	0.11765	17	16	0	1
2388	It's a lot cooler in here.	1.1176	0.08055	17	15	2	0
2389	What's your instagram handle?	1.1176	0.08055	17	15	2	0
2390	She kicked me out of the house and took the kids to her mom's.	1.1176	0.08055	17	15	2	0
2391	This is running express. For medium well, get off at 14th St and wait for the local.	1.1176	0.08055	17	15	2	0
2392	He's from Wisconsin, dear.	1.1176	0.08055	17	15	2	0
2393	Perhaps we don't need to make reservations tonight!	1.1176	0.08055	17	15	2	0
2394	Of course the sliders are curated!	1.1176	0.08055	17	15	2	0
2395	Would you like 6 inch or footlong?	1.1176	0.08055	17	15	2	0
2396	I personally view my evening commute as an opportunity to relax.	1.1176	0.11765	17	16	0	1
2397	For this line I do tofu burgers on gluten free buns and can charge obscene prices.	1.1176	0.11765	17	16	0	1
2398	Hey, a taco truck on every corner, or grilled beef on commute?	1.1176	0.08055	17	15	2	0
2399	you want fries with that? you can't have them. you're on a fucking subway.	1.1176	0.08055	17	15	2	0
2400	Ask me about my special sauce.	1.1176	0.08055	17	15	2	0
2401	Well, sure, carcinogens in meat cooked over an open flame are unhealthy, but I’m guessing all the carbon monoxide in this enclosed space will kill us first.	1.1176	0.08055	17	15	2	0
2402	This just isn't working as well as the no pants thing.	1.1176	0.08055	17	15	2	0
2403	No, that's not an "S"...is a symbol for smoke because we're inside.	1.1176	0.08055	17	15	2	0
2404	Think of me as a mini-foodcart.	1.1176	0.08055	17	15	2	0
2405	Sorry. No orders for Montauk until we've passed Islip.	1.1176	0.11765	17	16	0	1
2406	What's your problem? Personally, I'm offended by your cell phone.	1.1176	0.08055	17	15	2	0
2407	Yes. How did you guess?	1.1176	0.08055	17	15	2	0
2408	You want some?	1.1176	0.08055	17	15	2	0
2409	For medium, the next stop. For well, the stop after.	1.1176	0.08055	17	15	2	0
2410	Yeah, with all the global warming stuff, de Blasio made us move indoors.	1.1176	0.08055	17	15	2	0
2411	I only take bitcoin for fast-food orders. On the go.	1.1176	0.08055	17	15	2	0
2412	It's Pizza Rat.	1.1176	0.08055	17	15	2	0
2413	This train just come from the yard.	1.1176	0.08055	17	15	2	0
2414	You want your buns toasted?	1.1176	0.08055	17	15	2	0
2415	There is no greater rush than drinking beer, eating a pork chop, passing out from smoke inhalation and waking up in Queens.	1.1176	0.08055	17	15	2	0
2416	My data plan won't let me send texts on the 456 line so I'm trying smoke signals	1.1176	0.11765	17	16	0	1
2417	It's so sad, you just can't put those darn things down.	1.1176	0.08055	17	15	2	0
2418	You think this gig is bad? You should see what they're cooking up in the sewers.	1.1176	0.08055	17	15	2	0
2419	The kids are gettin' on with the pool at the next stop.	1.1176	0.08055	17	15	2	0
2420	I was previously at Joel Robuchon, but I had issues with their plating."	1.1176	0.08055	17	15	2	0
2421	You know my commute home has gotten so long I didn’t think I would ever have time to cook dinner.	1.1176	0.08055	17	15	2	0
2422	My truck got repossesed	1.1176	0.08055	17	15	2	0
2423	Trump Tweets; I have to relocate.	1.1176	0.08055	17	15	2	0
2424	It doesn’t say no barbecuing.	1.1176	0.08055	17	15	2	0
2425	It’s easy, flip every third local stop, serve at the express stop.	1.1176	0.08055	17	15	2	0
2426	Wanna bet the EPA cares?	1.1176	0.08055	17	15	2	0
2427	You’re not the only one who can get a headstart	1.1176	0.08055	17	15	2	0
2428	I call it the "Subway Searing"!	1.1176	0.11765	17	16	0	1
2429	Corporate got the idea to merge Subway and Burger King. Voila.	1.1176	0.11765	17	16	0	1
2430	I don't accept orders by text!	1.1176	0.08055	17	15	2	0
2431	I't's only until I can buy a food truck.	1.1176	0.08055	17	15	2	0
2432	Seriously? Pop-ups are VERY trendy right now.	1.1176	0.08055	17	15	2	0
2433	If you wanted fries with this you should have bought a first class ticket.	1.1176	0.11765	17	16	0	1
2434	My boss asked me to look into ways my commute could be more productive.	1.1176	0.08055	17	15	2	0
2435	How would you like your rat prepared?	1.1176	0.11765	17	16	0	1
2436	The meat is locally-raised.	1.1176	0.08055	17	15	2	0
2437	With this Subway special you choose your bread at the next stop.	1.1176	0.08055	17	15	2	0
2438	They say smoked Apps are really cool!	1.1176	0.08055	17	15	2	0
2439	The Subway mammal's belly, nutrition & value in 1 bite, now trending on Instagram.	1.1176	0.08055	17	15	2	0
2440	This is the E Line, to flavor town.	1.1176	0.08055	17	15	2	0
2441	Do you have any Grey Poupon?	1.1176	0.08055	17	15	2	0
2442	Gas grills aren't allowed.	1.1176	0.08055	17	15	2	0
2443	You want me to cook that phone, too?	1.1176	0.08055	17	15	2	0
2444	He who smelt it dealt it.	1.1176	0.08055	17	15	2	0
2445	Just practising for the interview, sir. Does that look medium rare?	1.1176	0.08055	17	15	2	0
2446	You tailgate your way, I'll tailgate my way.	1.1176	0.08055	17	15	2	0
2447	This is better than standing in the rain!	1.1176	0.08055	17	15	2	0
2448	I prefer local. On express, people be all up in my grill.	1.1176	0.08055	17	15	2	0
2449	I’m from the Anti-Phone Brigade. It’s a fried ear.	1.1176	0.08055	17	15	2	0
2450	It'll be medium rare by Penn Station.	1.1176	0.08055	17	15	2	0
2451	My wife says she’s tired of late commuter dinners.	1.1176	0.08055	17	15	2	0
2452	I'm surprised he could fit that through the turnstile.	1.1176	0.11765	17	16	0	1
2453	I'm writing a book on how to cook the perfect steak. You first take the A and light the charcoal at JFK. A 1 1/2" filet goes on at Utica and you have to turn it once about High St. It's rare by Fulton, medium by Spring, and well by Penn Sta.	1.1176	0.08055	17	15	2	0
2454	Is that case leather?	1.1176	0.08055	17	15	2	0
2455	Timesquare is rare, 14th St. is well done.	1.1176	0.11765	17	16	0	1
2456	At least I’m not dancing.	1.1176	0.08055	17	15	2	0
2457	Chicken wings? Rat meat? You decide.	1.1176	0.08055	17	15	2	0
2458	Truck's in the shop. Go Bears!	1.1176	0.08055	17	15	2	0
2459	The kale salad station is in the next car down.	1.1176	0.08055	17	15	2	0
2460	It's locally sourced.	1.1176	0.08055	17	15	2	0
2461	Well, if a bunch more passengers show up I either drip grease on those who crowd me or if it gets really bad I start flicking coals, so no I always have plenty of room.	1.1176	0.08055	17	15	2	0
2462	It says No Smoking. Nothing about grilling."	1.1176	0.08055	17	15	2	0
2463	Then one day I thought “Why not start dinner on the way home?”	1.1176	0.08055	17	15	2	0
2464	Siri told me to do it.	1.1176	0.08055	17	15	2	0
2465	I am grilling in the one place in New York where it isn't explicitly banned.	1.1176	0.08055	17	15	2	0
2466	MAY I HAVE YOUR ATTENTION PLEASE! I RECENTLY CAME INTO POSSESSION OF A LARGE AMOUNT OF GROUND BEEF! Long story short, without further ado, LADIES AND GENTLEMEN: IT’S “HAMBURGER SHOWTIME”!	1.1176	0.08055	17	15	2	0
2467	I’m on a social media cleanse	1.1176	0.11765	17	16	0	1
2468	It could use some manspread.	1.1176	0.08055	17	15	2	0
2469	Inclusiveness and tolerance is critical to individual and societal survival in an open society and you're welcome to join me unless you're working for the Trump administration and go to restaurants.	1.1176	0.11765	17	16	0	1
2470	Eat fresh,right?	1.1176	0.08055	17	15	2	0
2471	Thank you for using the Gryll app, sir. I believe you requested medium rare?	1.1176	0.08055	17	15	2	0
2472	Would you like me to burn your Republican Party card too?	1.1176	0.08055	17	15	2	0
2473	I think we matched on Tinder. Pun intended.	1.1176	0.08055	17	15	2	0
2474	I have to save every minute I can.	1.1176	0.08055	17	15	2	0
2475	I call it Jamaica Jerk Rat.	1.1176	0.08055	17	15	2	0
2476	Tailgating in the city sucks.	1.1176	0.08055	17	15	2	0
2477	My truck is in the shop so I have to use mass transportation.	1.1176	0.08055	17	15	2	0
2478	So I'm homeless. I still gotta eat.	1.1176	0.08055	17	15	2	0
2479	You want extra megabytes with this?	1.1176	0.08055	17	15	2	0
2480	I was never really happy in the suburbs, y’know?	1.1176	0.08055	17	15	2	0
2481	You’ll want to take the A1.	1.1176	0.08055	17	15	2	0
2482	Wanna take a picture of it for your Facebook page?	1.1176	0.08055	17	15	2	0
2483	I can’t afford my own food truck.	1.1176	0.08055	17	15	2	0
2484	You've never had Subway ?	1.1176	0.08055	17	15	2	0
2485	Sean, Jeff, and Jared are the coolest guys you'll ever MEAT.	1.1176	0.08055	17	15	2	0
2486	You want ambiance? The mariachi band is due from the next car.	1.1176	0.08055	17	15	2	0
2487	You mind putting together a beach-y playlist?	1.1176	0.11765	17	16	0	1
2488	Haven't you heard that the Institute of Culinary Education has a rule against texting and barbecuing at the same time ?	1.1176	0.11765	17	16	0	1
2489	There's no Subway on this route.	1.1176	0.08055	17	15	2	0
2490	I hate to see the weekend end.	1.1176	0.08055	17	15	2	0
2491	My doctor told me to go on the Subway diet, but for some reason I am not really losing much weight.	1.1176	0.08055	17	15	2	0
2492	I so need an App that does that!	1.1176	0.08055	17	15	2	0
2493	We’re the Uber of fast food.	1.1176	0.08055	17	15	2	0
2494	What? The city has been encouraging staycations.	1.1176	0.08055	17	15	2	0
2495	Is that frozen or free range rat?	1.1176	0.08055	17	15	2	0
2496	Of course the beef's organic, I'm not insane!	1.1176	0.11765	17	16	0	1
2497	...and the charcoal is, of course, gluten-free.	1.1176	0.08055	17	15	2	0
2498	Direct from Houston to Houston.	1.1176	0.08055	17	15	2	0
2499	I'm taking care of the rat problem.	1.1176	0.08055	17	15	2	0
2500	At least it's a T bone.	1.1176	0.08055	17	15	2	0
2501	What?! I'm tailgating for the Knicks game.	1.1176	0.08055	17	15	2	0
2502	Subway. Eat fresh.	1.1176	0.11765	17	16	0	1
2503	Do you have meatballs? They go well in a subway.	1.1176	0.08055	17	15	2	0
2504	This is the closest I have ever lived to the train. I have to say it is quite convenient.	1.1176	0.08055	17	15	2	0
2505	I’m still getting used to retirement.	1.1176	0.11765	17	16	0	1
2506	Just taking it on the Road	1.1176	0.08055	17	15	2	0
2507	Would you mind if I rubbed my meat?"	1.1176	0.08055	17	15	2	0
2508	Charcoal is back.	1.1176	0.08055	17	15	2	0
2509	I don't think it looks that instagrammable.	1.1176	0.11765	17	16	0	1
2510	What are you looking at? It's the fourth of July!	1.1176	0.08055	17	15	2	0
2511	What? Where else are the carless going to tailgate?	1.1176	0.08055	17	15	2	0
2512	If he was eight years old, I would call the cops.	1.1176	0.08055	17	15	2	0
2513	My food truck was repossessed last week.	1.1176	0.08055	17	15	2	0
2514	At 42nd and Park Avenue I would need a permit	1.1176	0.08055	17	15	2	0
2515	You realize that charring indicates the meat is now carcinogenic?	1.1176	0.11765	17	16	0	1
2516	Grub Hub -Tailgate Division	1.1176	0.08055	17	15	2	0
2517	I though you people liked warm sandwiches from Subway?	1.1176	0.08055	17	15	2	0
2518	It gives new meaning to the phrase "fast food"	1.1176	0.08055	17	15	2	0
2519	I was arrested for opening cans of Whoop-Ass on this train. Now, I serve up big nothing-burgers.	1.1176	0.11765	17	16	0	1
2520	Your cel phones won't turn off my bq	1.1176	0.11765	17	16	0	1
2521	The mayor was gunning for an exterminator, but I submitted the lowest bid.	1.1176	0.08055	17	15	2	0
2522	You can stop staring. Like this is the weirdest thing you’ve seen on the subway	1.1176	0.08055	17	15	2	0
2523	We're trying to bring a little Trump to you metros	1.1176	0.08055	17	15	2	0
2524	My boss insisted that I work overtime on the holiday .	1.1176	0.08055	17	15	2	0
2525	I find that the flavor is greatly enhanced by the rat feces and stench of urine.	1.1176	0.08055	17	15	2	0
2526	Wow! where did the blond come from?	1.1176	0.08055	17	15	2	0
2527	My car's in the shop but I wouldn't miss a good tailgate for anything.	1.1176	0.08055	17	15	2	0
2528	I sure hope this won’t be my last steak ever...	1.1176	0.08055	17	15	2	0
2529	Hey, whaddya never seen a comfort grill?	1.1176	0.08055	17	15	2	0
2530	We're out of pickles, lettuce, tomato. ketchup and buns. But I bet you've got an app for that.	1.1176	0.08055	17	15	2	0
2531	It's West Farms Square–East Tremont Avenue to table.	1.1176	0.08055	17	15	2	0
2532	Pizza Rat is now BBQ rat	1.1176	0.08055	17	15	2	0
2533	Next thing I know, Subway is suing me for trademark infringement.	1.1176	0.08055	17	15	2	0
2534	Charge your phones? Two dollars.	1.1176	0.08055	17	15	2	0
2535	I call it 'The Subway'.	1.1176	0.08055	17	15	2	0
2536	I bet you're thinking: "Only a New Yorker could write a caption for this".	1.1176	0.11765	17	16	0	1
2537	Yes this is the kielbasa line; transfer at 8th Avenue for Italian sausage.	1.1176	0.08055	17	15	2	0
2538	If you want well-done, you'll need to change at Union Square and take the local.	1.1176	0.08055	17	15	2	0
2539	If you lived here you'd be home now.	1.1176	0.08055	17	15	2	0
2540	I was hoping you wouldn't notice.	1.1176	0.11765	17	16	0	1
2541	Tube steaks.	1.1176	0.08055	17	15	2	0
2542	Virtual Reality in the MTA’s Parallel Universe.	1.1176	0.11765	17	16	0	1
2543	They say breakfast is your most important meal.	1.1176	0.08055	17	15	2	0
2544	Would you mind putting away your cell phones? This is the quiet car.	1.1176	0.08055	17	15	2	0
2545	You ordered?	1.1176	0.08055	17	15	2	0
2546	Who says riding on the subway is no picnic?	1.1176	0.08055	17	15	2	0
2547	Didn't realize that you're on the Q train?	1.1176	0.08055	17	15	2	0
2548	The city was hesitant to give me a license, but ultimately agreed that charcoal is superior to gas.	1.1176	0.08055	17	15	2	0
2549	Everything tastes better when cooked inside a filthy underground train.	1.1176	0.08055	17	15	2	0
2550	At least I'm doing something social.	1.1176	0.08055	17	15	2	0
2551	If you wait for 'Well Done,' you'll miss your stop.	1.1176	0.11765	17	16	0	1
2552	Grilling is only against the rules when the subway is moving.	1.1176	0.08055	17	15	2	0
2553	Well that's rare.	1.1176	0.11765	17	16	0	1
2554	Sorry, I don’t have a recipe to make the train go faster	1.1176	0.08055	17	15	2	0
2555	Sorry we do not want any - We used to ride with our cat & your grilled fish was so bad it had no lives left	1.1176	0.08055	17	15	2	0
2556	Divorce settlement.	1.1176	0.11765	17	16	0	1
2557	I'm on a working vacation.	1.1176	0.11765	17	16	0	1
2558	What, you like it underdone?	1.1176	0.08055	17	15	2	0
2559	It's part of our new program to control rodents.	1.1176	0.11765	17	16	0	1
2560	Like you, I carry my work and pleasure with me.	1.1176	0.08055	17	15	2	0
2561	What? Subway decided to sell burgers. Not my idea.	1.1176	0.08055	17	15	2	0
2562	Medium rare?	1.1176	0.08055	17	15	2	0
2563	Something I saw on Pinterest, why?	1.1176	0.08055	17	15	2	0
2564	I'm practicing for my food truck license.	1.1176	0.08055	17	15	2	0
2565	I found a new place for take-out.	1.1176	0.08055	17	15	2	0
2566	Your text said well done.	1.1176	0.08055	17	15	2	0
2567	It's a new concept in foodie freshness. Fresh wheel squished right to the grill.	1.1176	0.11765	17	16	0	1
2568	'No tuba,' they said	1.1176	0.08055	17	15	2	0
2569	I couldn't afford to buy a food truck.	1.1176	0.08055	17	15	2	0
2570	You suck your phone for nourishment. I'll have a Burger.	1.1176	0.08055	17	15	2	0
2571	Service on the B B and Q lines has definitely improved.	1.1176	0.08055	17	15	2	0
2572	My wife says I need to start exploring new ways of grilling	1.1176	0.11765	17	16	0	1
2573	I'd like to add you to my LinkedIn network	1.1176	0.08055	17	15	2	0
2574	I've got a veggie option if you don't eat rat.	1.1176	0.08055	17	15	2	0
2575	The artisanal subway burger is topped with a dill and spit aioli and comes with a side of dirty flipflop infused sweet potato puree.	1.1176	0.08055	17	15	2	0
2576	We're trying to make underground BBQ a New York "thing".	1.1176	0.08055	17	15	2	0
2577	Hey, man, stop with the Subway jokes and just order...	1.1176	0.08055	17	15	2	0
2578	After riding for years, I thought the subway needed dining options.....how would you like that burger....	1.1176	0.08055	17	15	2	0
2579	It's below-the-street-meat.	1.1176	0.08055	17	15	2	0
2580	I usually go about 2 delays per side.	1.1176	0.08055	17	15	2	0
2581	I'm running late to the party.	1.1176	0.11765	17	16	0	1
2582	It's my new job after losing the Primary. I'm now a sub-subservient to the Democrats. Do you want this medium rare?	1.1176	0.08055	17	15	2	0
2583	This is the A-line bratwurst special. Why not try it?	1.1176	0.08055	17	15	2	0
2584	Welcome to Subway.Would you like that toasted?	1.1176	0.08055	17	15	2	0
2585	One stop for rare, three -- for medium, well-done will take you clear across town.	1.1176	0.08055	17	15	2	0
2586	You don't just have to smell the subway, now you can taste it.	1.1176	0.11765	17	16	0	1
2587	How do you think Subway Sandwiches got started, Einstein?	1.1176	0.08055	17	15	2	0
2588	My man cave is being repainted.	1.1176	0.08055	17	15	2	0
2589	Don't worry, guys, the MTA hasn't installed the smoke alarm yet. You know, it "May Take Awhile!"	1.1176	0.08055	17	15	2	0
2590	Sorry to bother you sir but do you happen to have any ketchup?	1.1176	0.08055	17	15	2	0
2591	Cooking is the first step in weaning myself from my phone.	1.1176	0.08055	17	15	2	0
2592	Yes, it's exactly like farm-to-table	1.1176	0.08055	17	15	2	0
2593	You can either get all self-righteous, or post this to Twitter and make it a red state, blue state thing.	1.1176	0.08055	17	15	2	0
2594	Hey, you roasting my Bitcoins?	1.1176	0.08055	17	15	2	0
2595	Can't you get an app for that?	1.1176	0.08055	17	15	2	0
2596	Of course there's no lid - there's no smoking on the train.	1.1176	0.08055	17	15	2	0
2597	What's your problem? You'd rather have a live rat running around?	1.1176	0.08055	17	15	2	0
2598	It's not your typical Subway food.	1.1176	0.11765	17	16	0	1
2599	No smoking involved. I'm vaping this burger.	1.1176	0.08055	17	15	2	0
2600	Boss said I had to go into work on the 4th, Soooooooooo	1.1176	0.08055	17	15	2	0
2601	Never tell another man how to flip his patty.	1.1176	0.08055	17	15	2	0
2602	Did you say 'rare' or 'what the hell'	1.1176	0.08055	17	15	2	0
2603	What are you two doing in my backyard?	1.1176	0.08055	17	15	2	0
2604	We had to sell the summer house.	1.1176	0.08055	17	15	2	0
2605	Food trucks are so yesterday.	1.1176	0.08055	17	15	2	0
2606	You coastal elites are so out of touch with the Real America.	1.1176	0.08055	17	15	2	0
2607	I take it this is your first time in Business Class on the L Train.	1.1176	0.08055	17	15	2	0
2608	Text or phone your order. Ready by next stop.	1.1176	0.08055	17	15	2	0
2609	After twenty years of commuting, you find your weekends where you can.	1.1176	0.08055	17	15	2	0
2610	Medium OK? If I do well-done I'm gonna miss the kickoff.	1.1176	0.05609	34	30	4	0
2611	Promised the wife a barbecue dinner. She gets on at the next stop.	1.1176	0.11765	17	16	0	1
2612	Falafel just doesn’t really agree with me.	1.1176	0.08055	17	15	2	0
2613	I used to make subways, but it was too cliche.	1.1176	0.08055	17	15	2	0
2614	Sir, I'm starting a new franchise: I'm calling it Subway Sandwiches. You want in?	1.1176	0.08055	17	15	2	0
2615	I overslept and didn't have time to pack a lunch.	1.1176	0.08055	17	15	2	0
2616	How about you stop grilling ME!	1.1176	0.08055	17	15	2	0
2617	Talk to me . . .	1.1176	0.08055	17	15	2	0
2618	Well, this is an interesting tryout for a Subway franchise	1.1176	0.08055	17	15	2	0
2619	Sorry but your burger is running behind schedule today.	1.1176	0.08055	17	15	2	0
2620	The chef recommends medium rare.	1.1176	0.08055	17	15	2	0
2621	Tailgating is the missing component of ridership, I tell you.	1.1176	0.08055	17	15	2	0
2622	We're dealing with the poor performance of line 2 trains by converting them to stationary burger joints.	1.1176	0.08055	17	15	2	0
2623	Its a pre-game tailgater. My car was stolen last week.	1.1176	0.08055	17	15	2	0
2624	I'm a chef in training.	1.1176	0.08055	17	15	2	0
2625	Hot enough for ya?	1.1176	0.08055	17	15	2	0
2626	It's a long commute. I get hungry.	1.1176	0.08055	17	15	2	0
2627	I hope you	1.1176	0.08055	17	15	2	0
2628	Some people read, I barbecue.	1.1176	0.08055	17	15	2	0
2629	I have know idea how I got hers.	1.1176	0.08055	17	15	2	0
2630	What? I like to multi-task on my way home from the office.	1.1176	0.08055	17	15	2	0
2631	Well, you did sit in the grilling section.	1.1176	0.08055	17	15	2	0
2632	No phones in the dining car.	1.1176	0.08055	17	15	2	0
2633	It'll be medium rare if you're getting off at the next stop.	1.1176	0.08055	17	15	2	0
2634	No, I'll just follow you.	1.1176	0.08055	17	15	2	0
2635	I didn’t think you’d notice!	1.1176	0.11765	17	16	0	1
2636	New Cooking Show. It's called, "People Will Eat Anything." Want Some?	1.1176	0.11765	17	16	0	1
2637	I’m a new chef in training.	1.1176	0.08055	17	15	2	0
2638	It was the only slack the MTA'd cut us. NO, we couldn't have a day off with pay... But YES we could barbecue.	1.1176	0.08055	17	15	2	0
2639	Insensitive to my surroundings? I think not . . . this is a tofu burger and it comes with a gluten-free bun.	1.1176	0.08055	17	15	2	0
2640	It’s the new Uber.	1.1176	0.08055	17	15	2	0
2641	To be honest, you're the first person who's noticed.	1.1176	0.08055	17	15	2	0
2642	Medium well? Buddy, this is the express.	1.1176	0.08055	17	15	2	0
2643	My brother in law said he had a great location for a Subway franchise...	1.1176	0.08055	17	15	2	0
2644	Is there a discount code for online orders?	1.1176	0.08055	17	15	2	0
2645	If you can't stand the heat,stay out of my kitchen!	1.1176	0.08055	17	15	2	0
2646	Protip: put your beer in a soda can.	1.1176	0.08055	17	15	2	0
2647	What am I grilling? You don't want to know.	1.1176	0.08055	17	15	2	0
2648	No, I can't send this to your mobile device.	1.1176	0.11765	17	16	0	1
2649	Vegetarian?	1.1176	0.08055	17	15	2	0
2650	Actually, most traditional barbecues are underground.	1.1176	0.08055	17	15	2	0
2651	I like to eat on the run.	1.1176	0.08055	17	15	2	0
2652	Small!? What did you expect from the Subway-Sizzle-not-Steak app?	1.1176	0.08055	17	15	2	0
2653	Briarwood is fire resistant and tariff free, with pleasant Van Wyck aroma.	1.1176	0.08055	17	15	2	0
2654	...and after I attached wheels, I could finally have a home cooked breakfast on-the-go	1.1176	0.08055	17	15	2	0
2655	And you can imagine my surprise when I saw all the rats free for the taking	1.1176	0.11765	17	16	0	1
2656	Once I finish my email, I figure I'm on my own time.	1.1176	0.08055	17	15	2	0
2657	My food truck go repossessed.	1.1176	0.08055	17	15	2	0
2658	I really like the upgraded service on this line	1.1176	0.08055	17	15	2	0
2659	Don't judge me!	1.1176	0.08055	17	15	2	0
2660	I'll take mine rare since I'm getting off at the next stop.	1.1176	0.11765	17	16	0	1
2661	Sorry, I must have misunderstood. This isn’t the location of the underground grilling competition?	1.1176	0.08055	17	15	2	0
2662	Thanks for crossing your legs, my wiener needs the room.	1.1176	0.08055	17	15	2	0
2663	The meat is locally grown.	1.1176	0.11765	17	16	0	1
2664	Show me where it says "No Barbecuing."	1.1176	0.08055	17	15	2	0
2665	Think of it as the food truck comes to you.	1.1176	0.08055	17	15	2	0
2666	So he said, "Not in my taxi!"	1.1176	0.08055	17	15	2	0
2667	The way I figure it, anything goes under this President.	1.1176	0.08055	17	15	2	0
2668	Sorry Buddy, but this won't be medium till 103 Street. Is medium rare OK for your lady friend?	1.1176	0.08055	17	15	2	0
2669	Next stop is medium rare.	1.1176	0.08055	17	15	2	0
2670	Don't take those NO SMOKING signs too literally.	1.1176	0.08055	17	15	2	0
2671	The microwave broke at work.	1.1176	0.08055	17	15	2	0
2672	Next time be more specific when you use your Grill App.	1.1176	0.08055	17	15	2	0
2673	...and how would you like yours prepared, Sir? Fenway, Chestnut Hills or Riverside?	1.1176	0.08055	17	15	2	0
2674	Does it look like I have fries?"	1.1176	0.08055	17	15	2	0
2675	My wife says I spend too much time in the backyard and suggested I get out more.	1.1176	0.08055	17	15	2	0
2676	Subway Sous Chef FADE IN: NYC A TRAIN - NIGHT Will Randy burn Mike's shrimp fiesta burger with avocado accompaniment? Will Jessica believe the Facebook posts about Randy's wife's cousin Alex having 3 eyes and a bad temper? RANDY “I feel dizzy.”	1.1176	0.11765	17	16	0	1
2677	Instruments never worked, so I turn this heat up to get attention.	1.1176	0.08055	17	15	2	0
2678	Yes is a veggie patty	1.1176	0.08055	17	15	2	0
2679	Do you have any buns?	1.1176	0.08055	17	15	2	0
2680	If you have service, can you confirm the safe cooking time for a NYC subway rat?	1.1176	0.11765	17	16	0	1
2681	like seeing the legs crossed, pimp. i hate to see one of my kings manspreading on the train. leaving space for women — that's something i really respect for real, homie.	1.1176	0.11765	17	16	0	1
2682	Can you please use headphones and would you like cheese on that?	1.1176	0.08055	17	15	2	0
2683	We’re taking street carts to a new level.	1.1176	0.08055	17	15	2	0
2684	... and I thought, "Why waste all these perfectly good rats?"	1.1176	0.08055	17	15	2	0
2685	Would you like your burger medium 23rd or well 57th?	1.1176	0.08055	17	15	2	0
2686	Excuse me, you're sitting where the deep-fryer goes.	1.1176	0.08055	17	15	2	0
2687	Life is a picinic	1.1176	0.08055	17	15	2	0
2688	Hey dude, don't get up in my grill.	1.1176	0.08055	17	15	2	0
2689	I know you don't care for hot dogs but I'm expecting a collection of kids from Central America	1.1176	0.08055	17	15	2	0
2690	It's the newest restaurant concept from Subway.	1.1176	0.08055	17	15	2	0
2691	It's called a moveable feast.	1.1176	0.08055	17	15	2	0
2692	Your still like yours protein-style, Bob?	1.1176	0.08055	17	15	2	0
2693	It's not polite to stare.	1.1176	0.08055	17	15	2	0
2694	Side dishes are in the next car .	1.1176	0.08055	17	15	2	0
2695	I overheard my son saying he makes good money cooking for people in the underground market. Thought I'd give it a try.	1.1176	0.08055	17	15	2	0
2696	the special includes a can of soda	1.1176	0.08055	17	15	2	0
2697	I have it right here on my phone. You texted me for medium rare.	1.1176	0.08055	17	15	2	0
2698	You got a problem with foie gras and sparkling vitamin water, buddy?!	1.1176	0.08055	17	15	2	0
2699	Barbecued phones, five bucks each.	1.1176	0.08055	17	15	2	0
2700	Today's drink pairing is a very fine chilled bottle of Yoo-hoo, featuring notes of chocolate with a satisfying sweet finish.	1.1176	0.11765	17	16	0	1
2701	Not on my watch.	1.1176	0.08055	17	15	2	0
2702	Yes, well, I moved here from Green Bay and this is as close as I can get to tailgating.	1.1176	0.08055	17	15	2	0
2703	The only downside is the carbon monoxide.	1.1176	0.08055	17	15	2	0
2704	My coop's rules prohibit charcoal grills	1.1176	0.08055	17	15	2	0
2705	It's a commuter train food truck.	1.1176	0.08055	17	15	2	0
2706	My boss said to get an early start on the weekend.	1.1176	0.08055	17	15	2	0
2707	Hell's Kitchen offers takeout and delivery now.	1.1176	0.08055	17	15	2	0
2708	We’’re taking fast food to a new level — a burger on every train.	1.1176	0.08055	17	15	2	0
2709	Excuse me ladies and gentlemen. I am a recovering fast food addict who is trying to make a living by embracing the slow food movement.	1.1176	0.08055	17	15	2	0
2710	Tailgate for the new Q train	1.1176	0.08055	17	15	2	0
2711	It says No Smoking. I'm not smoking, just basting.	1.1176	0.08055	17	15	2	0
2712	Thanks to Oakland's #BBQBecky, I'm now part of Make America Grill Again Campaign.	1.1176	0.08055	17	15	2	0
2713	Is that a meatless version?	1.1176	0.08055	17	15	2	0
2714	I'm not actually cooking anything. I am a hamburger ventriloquist.	1.1176	0.08055	17	15	2	0
2715	If you want it rare I'd advise you to get off at the next stop.	1.1176	0.08055	17	15	2	0
2716	My specialty? The Cony Island Therapy Dog.	1.1176	0.08055	17	15	2	0
2717	This is take home to work day.	1.1176	0.08055	17	15	2	0
2718	No Thanks. I ate on the local	1.1176	0.08055	17	15	2	0
2719	I don't care what your recipe app says, barbecued tofu needs salt.	1.1176	0.08055	17	15	2	0
2720	My wife told me to bring home a Subway dinner	1.1176	0.08055	17	15	2	0
2721	My wife's a vegan.	1.1176	0.08055	17	15	2	0
2722	I am taking the BMT to the IRT to the BBQ.	1.1176	0.08055	17	15	2	0
2723	Apple Pay or Paypal?	1.1176	0.08055	17	15	2	0
2724	No, pal, it’s not locally sourced. You’re on the express!	1.1176	0.08055	17	15	2	0
2725	I'm you this weekend.	1.1176	0.11765	17	16	0	1
2726	Just pretend you're in an elitist cartoon . . .snowflake . ..	1.1176	0.08055	17	15	2	0
2727	Hey, watch it! Manspreading applies to the elbows as well as the knees.	1.1176	0.11765	17	16	0	1
2728	The mayor said the city is like an extension of my backyard.	1.1176	0.08055	17	15	2	0
2729	My wife gives me hell if I don't have dinner ready on time on cook out nights.	1.1176	0.08055	17	15	2	0
2730	Come & get it folks - I’m the alternate option to a drive through and it’s made to order!	1.1154	0.08462	26	24	1	1
2731	Don't look so surprised. I'm just planning ahead for the next major subway breakdown on the 4th of July	1.1154	0.06390	26	23	3	0
2732	Free to anyone who has a shingle!	1.1154	0.08462	26	24	1	1
2733	My permit? ItM	1.1132	0.05154	53	48	4	1
2734	Blackberries?	1.1111	0.07622	18	16	2	0
2735	Why wait until you get home?	1.1111	0.07622	18	16	2	0
2736	What? You think I’d try this if I wasn’t drinking .	1.1111	0.11111	18	17	0	1
2737	The Bar Car is the next one down.	1.1111	0.07622	18	16	2	0
2738	sorry sir, it will have to be rare if you're getting off at the next stop!"	1.1111	0.07622	18	16	2	0
2739	I've been on the run ever since I endorsed Trump at a family cook-out in Scarsdale.	1.1111	0.07622	18	16	2	0
2740	I like to start my weekends early.	1.1111	0.07622	18	16	2	0
2741	I bused at Bobby Flay's	1.1111	0.07622	18	16	2	0
2742	The fuck are you looking at?	1.1111	0.07622	18	16	2	0
2743	Barbeque? What do you mean this is rare?	1.1111	0.11111	18	17	0	1
2744	The C line has dessert until 9:00 pm.	1.1111	0.07622	18	16	2	0
2745	All aboard the gravy train!	1.1111	0.07622	18	16	2	0
2746	Welcome to Subway	1.1111	0.11111	18	17	0	1
2747	If your stop is Flatbush, you only can get it medium-rare.	1.1111	0.07622	18	16	2	0
2748	…and you thought George Foreman was an innovator	1.1111	0.07622	18	16	2	0
2749	May I borrow your jar of Grey Poupon?	1.1111	0.07622	18	16	2	0
2750	Waiting for the L Train, thought I'd make some grub	1.1111	0.07622	18	16	2	0
2751	Our food delivery is the freshest in town.	1.1111	0.07622	18	16	2	0
2752	Stop what you're doing. I'm from the 'Permit Patty' vigilante movement.	1.1111	0.07622	18	16	2	0
2753	Hey, gotta make a living somehow. So you want fries with that burger?"	1.1111	0.07622	18	16	2	0
2754	Sorry, there's no such thing as a Subway burger.	1.1111	0.07622	18	16	2	0
2755	By offering free food, we're hoping to finally receive a positive rating.	1.1111	0.07622	18	16	2	0
2756	You guys ordered the Amazon burgers?	1.1111	0.07622	18	16	2	0
2757	You wouldn't happen to have a packet of ketchup in that briefcase, would ya?	1.1111	0.07622	18	16	2	0
2758	well, its faster than Grubhub	1.1111	0.07622	18	16	2	0
2759	We're live on the Food Chunnel.	1.1111	0.07622	18	16	2	0
2760	...at least I don't have a child escaping through the breast pocket of my sports jacket	1.1111	0.07622	18	16	2	0
2761	Of course it's not frozen. On this subway you eat fresh.	1.1111	0.07622	18	16	2	0
2762	This must be your first trip on the meatro...	1.1111	0.11111	18	17	0	1
2763	Hey, I’m the new chef at the Red Hen. Where do you work?	1.1111	0.07622	18	16	2	0
2764	Two dollars a burger to help my team buy ubiforms.	1.1111	0.07622	18	16	2	0
2765	By lighting the charcoal now, I'll be ready to grill when I arrive at Yankee Stadium in 25 minutes.	1.1111	0.07622	18	16	2	0
2766	It's a long ride, you text, I cook	1.1111	0.07622	18	16	2	0
2767	Locally sourced panhandling is a win-win.	1.1111	0.11111	18	17	0	1
2768	I'm tired of you all callin' me redneck...ain't no sun down here.	1.1111	0.05312	36	32	4	0
2769	What's the problem? You expect chateaubriand?	1.1111	0.07622	18	16	2	0

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