Contest #622


Cartoon

622

The winning captions

These captions are chosen by The New Yorker.

  1. “It sends the other rats a message.”
  2. “It’s New York, buddy. I can make it anywhere.”
  3. “You used to be able to smoke down here.”


Name Value
Submission deadline 2018-07-01T20:53:00.000Z
Voting started -
Voting ended 2018-07-22T20:54:00.000Z
Finalists announced 2018-07-16T20:53:00.000Z
Magazine(s) announcing finalists issued July 23, 2018
Number of captions 4883
Number of responses 99592
Number of participants -


Dashboard

In this table, the "mean" means the empirically measured average funniness score when the "unfunny", "somewhat funny" and "funny" receive a funniness score of 1, 2, 3 respectively. "Precison" is the standard error of the mean, the standard deviation of the mean estimate. With that, a caption with an empirical mean μ and precision σ has true mean in the range [μ - 2σ, μ + 2σ] with 95% probability by the 68-95-99.7 rule assuming the responses are indepedent and identically distributed.

Rank Caption Mean Precision Total votes "Unfunny" votes "Somewhat funny" votes "Funny" votes
0 To go? 2.1027 0.04141 370 100 132 138
1 My wife got the house. 1.7664 0.05190 244 115 71 58
2 It’ll have to be rare, buddy. I get off at 42nd Street. 1.6879 0.05846 157 74 58 25
3 If you want cheese, you’ll have to stay on until 59th Street. 1.6733 0.06020 150 73 53 24
4 We’re on the express so it’s medium rare only. 1.6508 0.09373 63 32 21 10
5 Business has been great since you Trumpsters ran out of places to eat. 1.6395 0.08739 86 49 19 18
6 I find that the lack of air circulation really seals in the flavor. 1.6222 0.07673 90 47 30 13
7 Well,I can't very well do this in a cab, now can I? 1.6029 0.09166 68 38 19 11
8 ‘I’m saving for a food truck.’ 1.5670 0.07602 97 57 25 15
9 What? You've never heard of Meals on Wheels? 1.5625 0.07226 96 54 30 12
10 Penn Station is medium. Times Square is well done. 1.5591 0.08438 93 60 14 19
11 Ya gotta problem with Meals-on-Wheels? 1.5579 0.07288 95 54 29 12
12 So I figured I could complain about the pigeon problem, or I could do something constructive about it. 1.5510 0.07270 98 57 28 13
13 33rd St. for medium rare, 51st for medium. I'm not responsible for anything above 59th. 1.5506 0.07992 89 54 21 14
14 To stay or to go? 1.5325 0.06558 77 39 35 3
15 Would you like that for here or to go? 1.5227 0.07041 88 50 30 8
16 The forecast says rain. 1.5200 0.07678 75 43 25 7
17 Is my drinking bothering you? 1.5139 0.09063 72 47 13 12
18 34th Street for medium rare, 59th street for well done. 1.5139 0.08390 72 44 19 9
19 42nd Street,rare. 34th Street,medium. Wall Street,well done. 1.5135 0.08218 74 45 20 9
20 It’s New York, buddy. I can make it anywhere. 1.5000 0.08968 66 42 15 9
21 Yeah, I do want to spend my whole life flipping burgers. 1.5000 0.08442 74 47 17 10
22 I'd appreciate a good Yelp review. 1.4937 0.07617 79 48 23 8
23 Finally you're starting to notice things again. 1.4928 0.08418 69 43 18 8
24 They allow them if they’re service grills. 1.4925 0.09599 67 46 9 12
25 When you call security, you think they’ll believe you ??? 1.4925 0.09361 67 45 11 11
26 Is that for here or to go? 1.4875 0.07333 80 48 25 7
27 Sure, you're going to work on a Sunday, but I'm the crazy one. 1.4853 0.08247 68 42 19 7
28 I don't want this place to become a tourist trap, so I'm trying to keep it underground. 1.4844 0.08907 64 41 15 8
29 OK ... but tell your friends it's BYOB. 1.4783 0.06459 115 73 29 13
30 Are you the ones who texted for fresh barbecue? 1.4773 0.10530 44 28 11 5
31 Would you like that to go? 1.4762 0.08722 63 40 16 7
32 Steaks are running on or close to schedule 1.4746 0.08835 59 37 16 6
33 Is this to go ? 1.4699 0.06713 83 49 29 5
34 Sorry, medium well will take till 86th St. 1.4655 0.08596 58 36 17 5
35 I bought a bridge. Now I own a train too !! 1.4632 0.07749 95 66 14 15
36 This is my stop. Take over, will ya? 1.4603 0.08104 63 39 19 5
37 I can only do medium-rare by the next stop. 1.4561 0.09717 57 39 10 8
38 The ad was for a job at Subway. 1.4545 0.09989 55 38 9 8
39 It's not enough anymore to simply bring home the bacon. 1.4545 0.09646 55 37 11 7
40 First time on the BQ? 1.4483 0.08221 58 36 18 4
41 Of course it's fresh. I found it on the tracks this morning. 1.4464 0.09843 56 39 9 8
42 We literally mean to go. 1.4444 0.06826 54 30 24 0
43 Technically I am not smoking. 1.4394 0.08398 66 44 15 7
44 Of course I was the original subway. Now l see them in strip malls! 1.4314 0.08968 51 33 14 4
45 If you wanted medium, you should of stopped me at Soho. 1.4314 0.08520 51 32 16 3
46 Are you kidding? Drive a food truck in Manhattan? 1.4306 0.07869 72 48 17 7
47 She got our backyard in the divorce. 1.4286 0.10102 49 34 9 6
48 Well with all of the delays you really have to get a jump on the weekend. 1.4286 0.08748 49 31 15 3
49 Next time, and for faster service, you might try ordering online." 1.4286 0.09671 49 33 11 5
50 Who says the commute's no picnic? 1.4286 0.10102 49 34 9 6
51 Tried taking my business to the streets, but I went under. 1.4286 0.11294 49 37 3 9
52 How do you THINK it gets from farm to table? 1.4286 0.09671 49 33 11 5
53 Honestly, you're the first person who's noticed. 1.4259 0.09749 54 38 9 7
54 Yes, I'm the engineer! Why? 1.4211 0.08652 57 38 14 5
55 We're on the local, so well-done is your only option. 1.4203 0.07559 69 45 19 5
56 If you're not going to order anything I'm going to have to ask you to move along. 1.4200 0.09515 50 34 11 5
57 At least something about the subway is "well done." 1.4200 0.09515 50 34 11 5
58 Would it concern you if I said the meat was locally-sourced? 1.4200 0.09076 50 33 13 4
59 My car was repossessed, but I still like to tailgate. 1.4167 0.09337 48 32 12 4
60 Sorry, they only have the vegan burger on the L. 1.4167 0.08333 60 40 15 5
61 For me, the journey is the reward. 1.4167 0.08333 48 30 16 2
62 You used to be able to smoke down here. 1.4167 0.09337 48 32 12 4
63 It's an emotional support grill. 1.4138 0.08533 58 39 14 5
64 One pen I can understand...but three? Do you really need three? 1.4130 0.10109 46 32 9 5
65 Get off here and it’s medium-rare. Well-done is 47th street. 1.4130 0.10576 46 33 7 6
66 'Steaks On A Train' 1.4130 0.10109 46 32 9 5
67 My wife thinks I'm vegan. 1.4130 0.10109 46 32 9 5
68 What ? You never saw a guy drink a beer on the subway ? 1.4130 0.10576 46 33 7 6
69 Food trucks are so 2017. 1.4082 0.09636 49 34 10 5
70 I'm late for the tailgate party. 1.4082 0.09184 49 33 12 4
71 Secret sauce? Ambiance. 1.4082 0.09636 49 34 10 5
72 Well, Sir, ours is a tunnel-to-table establishment, so I generally recommend very well done. 1.4058 0.08081 69 48 14 7
73 Personally, I find the rats a little gamey. 1.4043 0.09930 47 33 9 5
74 Care for something I found under the seat but grilled to perfection? 1.4043 0.10386 47 34 7 6
75 This is the smoking car. 1.4043 0.10386 47 34 7 6
76 This is the BBQ line to Coney Island, right? 1.4043 0.09930 47 33 9 5
77 Not a lot of meat on a rat, I'll tell you what. 1.4043 0.09930 47 33 9 5
78 Care for a subway sandwich? 1.4038 0.09215 52 36 11 5
79 61st is rare. 135th is well-done. 1.4000 0.10249 45 32 8 5
80 So now I'm just like, "make the most of every moment", you know? 1.4000 0.10249 45 32 8 5
81 There's no smoking, but they didn't say anything about grilling. 1.4000 0.09744 45 31 10 4
82 So I figured, why not take manspreading to the next level? 1.4000 0.10249 45 32 8 5
83 She got the house and car--I got the grill. 1.3958 0.08802 48 32 13 3
84 I assume you want this to go? 1.3953 0.09494 43 29 11 3
85 We're "Tunnel to Table". 1.3953 0.09494 43 29 11 3
86 It's $5 here, $10 at the next stop and $20 once we hit SoHo. 1.3953 0.11107 43 32 5 6
87 If you want it well-done, we're going to Queens. 1.3953 0.10597 43 31 7 5
88 You want well done, you should take the local. 1.3953 0.10597 43 31 7 5
89 Don't worry, its all locally sourced. 1.3934 0.08191 61 42 14 5
90 The new ordinances have forced a lot of us underground. 1.3913 0.10062 46 33 8 5
91 Do you want this on time or with a significant delay? 1.3913 0.09570 46 32 10 4
92 Now THIS is manspreading. 1.3878 0.09590 49 35 9 5
93 Well, where CAN I grill in this goddamn city? 1.3864 0.09319 44 30 11 3
94 It sends the other rats a message." 1.3810 0.10751 42 31 6 5
95 79th Street? Best I can do is medium-rare. 1.3810 0.10197 42 30 8 4
96 Rare ? Well, for the subway I guess it is . 1.3810 0.10197 42 30 8 4
97 I’ll text you when its done. 1.3810 0.10197 42 30 8 4
98 What' s gonna be, rare at Chambers Street, medium at Columbus Circle, or well done at Van Cortlandt Park? 1.3810 0.09611 42 29 10 3
99 Do you want it to go? 1.3800 0.08519 50 34 13 3
100 My emotional support grill—changed my life. 1.3750 0.10554 40 29 7 4
101 My landlord won't allow it. 1.3750 0.09259 40 27 11 2
102 I'm training as a sous-chef. 1.3750 0.07880 56 38 15 3
103 Since rent has become unaffordable, I've gained something of an underground following. 1.3750 0.09237 48 34 10 4
104 Would you rather I wok? 1.3750 0.09928 40 28 9 3
105 Down here, just think of it as aromatherapy. 1.3750 0.10554 40 29 7 4
106 For rare, get off at 14th street. For well done, you'll have to wait until 59th. 1.3750 0.10152 48 36 6 6
107 This is the express. I don't have time to make yours well done. 1.3750 0.09259 40 27 11 2
108 If you see something burning, say something. 1.3750 0.09259 40 27 11 2
109 My emotional-support animal is a steak. 1.3684 0.10945 38 28 6 4
110 My phone died. 1.3684 0.11576 38 29 4 5
111 It's part of the Slow Food movement. 1.3684 0.12175 38 30 2 6
112 Crossing your legs like that doesn't seem very masculine. 1.3684 0.10945 38 28 6 4
113 Jacob's performance art piece depicting suburban America was lost on his metropolitan audience 1.3684 0.11576 38 29 4 5
114 I don't have a phone - it gives me something to do on the way home. 1.3684 0.10945 38 28 6 4
115 It's what I do every time Independence Day falls on a Wednesday. 1.3684 0.10274 38 27 8 3
116 Yeah, well, I don't think you're supposed to watch YouTube videos without headphones on the train. 1.3673 0.09079 49 35 10 4
117 This is hamburger, you can buy a steak on the A train. 1.3673 0.08089 49 33 14 2
118 It's Westchester somewhere. 1.3673 0.09536 49 36 8 5
119 With only 5 minutes of your time I can show you how to live the dream too! 1.3659 0.10334 41 30 7 4
120 The transfer is gonna be the hard part. 1.3659 0.09726 41 29 9 3
121 It depends. What do you mean by "meat'? 1.3636 0.08658 44 30 12 2
122 I love my reverse commute. 1.3590 0.10702 39 29 6 4
123 It's much more dramatic than a tatoo. Roll up your sleeve. 1.3590 0.11315 39 30 4 5
124 Better have it medium rare: this is an express. 1.3590 0.10702 39 29 6 4
125 I’m the food train guy. 1.3590 0.09357 39 27 10 2
126 Love the summer, hate the sun. 1.3590 0.10702 39 29 6 4
127 I always said I wouldn't miss the commute, but whad'ya know? 1.3556 0.09617 45 33 8 4
128 I went from the rat race to grilling them. 1.3542 0.09172 48 35 9 4
129 I know we ain't in Paris but it's my version of 'a moveable feast' . 1.3529 0.07833 51 35 14 2
130 If you see something, don't say something. 1.3514 0.09661 37 26 9 2
131 It's free if you're a member of Amazon Prime. 1.3514 0.10409 37 27 7 3
132 You should see what I can do on an airplane. 1.3514 0.11764 37 29 3 5
133 It's subway fare. 1.3514 0.09661 37 26 9 2
134 No one gets a jump on the weekend like I do. 1.3514 0.10409 37 27 7 3
135 If you can't take the heat, get off at the next station. 1.3514 0.10409 37 27 7 3
136 Your stop's coming up. Is rare okay? 1.3514 0.09661 37 26 9 2
137 I'm sorry. I can't serve you until all of your party arrives. 1.3514 0.09661 37 26 9 2
138 It's tough when July 4th falls on a Wednesday. 1.3514 0.11107 37 28 5 4
139 You can have it rare at 34th Street, medium at 42nd Street, or well done at 59th Street. 1.3514 0.09661 37 26 9 2
140 The mosquitoes don't usually find me until about midtown. 1.3514 0.11764 37 29 3 5
141 We are being held momentarily by the train dispatcher. He has the mustard. 1.3514 0.10409 37 27 7 3
142 You never know how long the commute will take. 1.3514 0.08850 37 25 11 1
143 Can you believe the fella with his feet up on the seat down there? No decency. 1.3514 0.10409 37 27 7 3
144 My wife said "not in MY backyard!" so I left. 1.3514 0.08850 37 25 11 1
145 I had to work late, and it's my turn to make dinner. 1.3514 0.09661 37 26 9 2
146 Cooking is easy. Jumping the turnsyle with a lit grill is hard. 1.3514 0.11107 37 28 5 4
147 It’s a new concept I call “farm to F train.” 1.3514 0.09661 37 26 9 2
148 How do you want it? Times Square is medium, Canal is well done. 1.3500 0.08435 40 27 12 1
149 Is that to go or eat in? 1.3478 0.07751 46 31 14 1
150 Of course it's charcoal! Do you think I'd use gas down here? 1.3462 0.08186 52 37 12 3
151 Manspreading: out. Mangrilling: in. 1.3443 0.08059 61 45 11 5
152 Would you like me to run through today's specials, sir? 1.3429 0.10802 35 26 6 3
153 It’s what Bourdain would have wanted. 1.3429 0.10802 35 26 6 3
154 The whole frying an egg on the sidewalk thing wasn't working for me anymore. 1.3429 0.09994 35 25 8 2
155 Those Yelp reviews don't really capture the aesthetic I'm trying for. 1.3429 0.07851 70 53 10 7
156 The best part about New York is that the whole city’s your backyard. 1.3421 0.10850 38 29 5 4
157 Before you know it, the weekend's gone. 1.3421 0.10850 38 29 5 4
158 My food truck didn't pass inspection. 1.3421 0.10850 38 29 5 4
159 oh I'm sorry I thought this was AMERICA 1.3421 0.10850 38 29 5 4
160 I was a Canadian CEO 1.3421 0.10174 38 28 7 3
161 Now this is a manspread. 1.3400 0.09307 50 38 7 5
162 If you see something, flay something. 1.3396 0.08056 53 38 12 3
163 I think I came to the wrong Subway. 1.3333 0.10541 36 27 6 3
164 You got a better way to cover up the regular smell? 1.3333 0.09759 36 26 8 2
165 Air quality district has no jurisdiction down here! 1.3333 0.11269 36 28 4 4
166 Well-done? Pal, if you want it well-done, you won't be able to get off 'til we hit Broadway. 1.3333 0.11237 33 25 5 3
167 Oh, it's fresh. The cattle car is right behind us. 1.3333 0.09245 39 28 9 2
168 I used to know it would be done by Columbus Circle if I put it on at 96th Street. But not anymore. 1.3333 0.08909 36 25 10 1
169 Be patient. This service isn't express. 1.3333 0.11269 36 28 4 4
170 Subway Sandwiches are old news. I'm taking it to the next level! 1.3333 0.11269 36 28 4 4
171 Sorry, I can't do more than medium--it's an express train. 1.3333 0.08484 39 27 11 1
172 For well done ride two more stops 1.3333 0.10541 36 27 6 3
173 I've named the franchise "Subway Burgatory." 1.3276 0.07123 58 41 15 2
174 Do you mind, buddy. I'm cookin' here. 1.3261 0.09353 46 35 7 4
175 You vegetarians are always so judgmental 1.3243 0.10292 37 28 6 3
176 A veggie burger? ...Where do you think you are? The N train? 1.3243 0.10997 37 29 4 4
177 It beats driving to the burbs for dinner, then fighting the traffic the next morning to get back in. 1.3243 0.08711 37 26 10 1
178 It proved more cost-effective than renting a place in the Hamptons. 1.3243 0.10292 37 28 6 3
179 If what I've done has entertained you, please put a dollar or two the can! 1.3235 0.10098 34 25 7 2
180 So I thought, if they can have food trucks, why not food trains too? 1.3235 0.10945 34 26 5 3
181 You wanted this to go, right? 1.3235 0.10945 34 26 5 3
182 As a chef I also try to get work done on the train 1.3235 0.10945 34 26 5 3
183 My wife runs the show at home. 1.3226 0.10763 31 23 6 2
184 What - is this the vegan car? 1.3214 0.08101 56 42 10 4
185 I don't recall making any remarks on YOUR lifestyle. 1.3182 0.09630 44 34 6 4
186 Can you stop the texting during dinner! 1.3171 0.09525 41 31 7 3
187 I’m taking the concept of ‘a moveable feast’ to a whole new level. 1.3171 0.09525 41 31 7 3
188 Not everybody's got a backyard or a veranda, okay 1.3171 0.08144 41 29 11 1
189 It’s my God-given right and don’t try to tell me otherwise. 1.3158 0.10053 38 29 6 3
190 Don't look at me like that, Rick. You're the one who suggested Subway for lunch. 1.3158 0.09319 38 28 8 2
191 Hey, at least I'm not the one wearin' a suit on a Saturday. 1.3143 0.08955 35 25 9 1
192 Try this, it's off the rails! 1.3137 0.08627 51 39 8 4
193 I assume you'll be wanting this to go. 1.3125 0.08325 32 22 10 0
194 No, it won't go through you as fast as this train! 1.3125 0.11392 32 25 4 3
195 Your ride is too short for a "well done". 1.3125 0.09459 32 23 8 1
196 swipe right for cheese, left for plain 1.3125 0.10470 32 24 6 2
197 Fresh rat? 1.3125 0.12245 32 26 2 4
198 If you wanted it rare you should've taken the express. 1.3125 0.10470 32 24 6 2
199 Casual Commute Fridays. 1.3125 0.11392 32 25 4 3
200 The secret is to marinate for 6 stations 1.3125 0.10470 32 24 6 2
201 Texting on the subway is rude. Just sayin'. 1.3125 0.09459 32 23 8 1
202 Just taking the middleman out of Uber Eats 1.3125 0.09459 32 23 8 1
203 Weenie? It's an offer, not a judgment. 1.3125 0.10470 32 24 6 2
204 Any idea when we get to Yankee Stadium? 1.3125 0.09459 32 23 8 1
205 This sure beats my wife’s home-cooking. 1.3125 0.11392 32 25 4 3
206 meals on wheels 1.3125 0.10470 32 24 6 2
207 It's the latest in gentrification. 1.3125 0.10470 32 24 6 2
208 Trust me. The rats cook up real nice down here. 1.3125 0.10470 32 24 6 2
209 I’m filling in for the guy with the accordion. 1.3125 0.09459 32 23 8 1
210 Hey listen pal, I don't come to your house and tell you how to be a subway conductor. 1.3125 0.10470 32 24 6 2
211 Since I gave up my smartphone I have more time to do the things I love, like barbecue. 1.3125 0.10470 32 24 6 2
212 I asked Alexa what's the best way to improve my culinary skills. She said train. 1.3125 0.10470 32 24 6 2
213 Manspreading for the summer season 1.3125 0.09459 32 23 8 1
214 "Welcome to Subway! Eat fresh! Ish..." 1.3115 0.07941 61 47 9 5
215 It’s farm-to-table, with a twist! 1.3111 0.09440 45 35 6 4
216 It's my night to make dinner... 1.3091 0.07281 55 40 13 2
217 I'm thinking of offering pancakes this week as well. 1.3061 0.07827 49 36 11 2
218 It's part of the President's new plan to save the charcoal industry. 1.3056 0.08746 36 26 9 1
219 Oh, so you can do your work on the train? 1.3056 0.09611 36 27 7 2
220 It's a rat, I'm a locavore. 1.3030 0.10192 33 25 6 2
221 Farm-to-subway 1.3030 0.11082 33 26 4 3
222 First day with Uber Eats. 1.3030 0.09216 33 24 8 1
223 If I give one to you I'll have to give one to everyone. 1.3030 0.10192 33 25 6 2
224 You’re on the B-B-Q train! 1.3030 0.10192 33 25 6 2
225 It’s the truffle oil. 1.3030 0.09216 33 24 8 1
226 Hey, I have a ribeye in my briefcase. Mind if I uh... 1.3030 0.10192 33 25 6 2
227 I'm from out of town... 1.3030 0.11082 33 26 4 3
228 Penn Station for rare. Port Authority, medium. Columbus Circle, well. 1.3030 0.11082 33 26 4 3
229 They're taking the whole "pop-up restaurant" thing a little too far if you ask me. 1.3030 0.10192 33 25 6 2
230 I don’t swipe, I flip. 1.3030 0.09216 33 24 8 1
231 It’s a tube steak. 1.3030 0.11082 33 26 4 3
232 Do you want that to-go? 1.3023 0.08507 43 32 9 2
233 It's not egg salad or anything! 1.3023 0.07829 43 31 11 1
234 This is the BBQ train, right? Brooklyn, Bronx, Queens? 1.3000 0.09767 30 22 7 1
235 Sorry, no discounts for online orders 1.3000 0.09767 30 22 7 1
236 If you want it well done, you’re gonna need a transfer. 1.3000 0.10881 30 23 5 2
237 Yes,it is VERY local food. I caught it on the tracks at the 14th Street stop. 1.3000 0.09767 30 22 7 1
238 Fresh is the key ingredient. Rat is the second. 1.3000 0.08916 40 30 8 2
239 I’m training to be a chef. 1.3000 0.09767 30 22 7 1
240 It's a reasonable question, but in the larger sense, just what the hell do ANY of us think we're doing? 1.3000 0.10881 30 23 5 2
241 It supplements my income and it solves the rodent problem. 1.3000 0.11890 30 24 3 3
242 42nd Street is rare, 14th Street medium, and Canal Street is well done. 1.3000 0.09767 30 22 7 1
243 We downsized from a food truck to an app. 1.3000 0.09767 30 22 7 1
244 Make America grill again, I say. 1.3000 0.10881 30 23 5 2
245 It's the only place I can get away from the mosquitos. 1.3000 0.08165 40 29 10 1
246 yes i'm grilling on the subway, mind your own fucking business 1.3000 0.10881 30 23 5 2
247 MTA's rodent eradication program takes a multipronged approach... 1.3000 0.10881 30 23 5 2
248 It's wild-caught and sustainable, from right here in the subway - and it tastes just like chicken. 1.3000 0.09767 30 22 7 1
249 Grillin' and chillin.' You? 1.3000 0.11890 30 24 3 3
250 No one thought 'Food Trucks' would catch on, either. 1.3000 0.11890 30 24 3 3
251 The rats don’t just go away by themselves, you know. 1.3000 0.09767 30 22 7 1
252 You'd be surprised by the loopholes in the fire code. 1.3000 0.10881 30 23 5 2
253 My specialty is a New York Minute Steak. 1.3000 0.09767 30 22 7 1
254 Locally sourced. Rats mostly. 1.3000 0.11890 30 24 3 3
255 My food delivery app eliminates the middle man. 1.3000 0.11890 30 24 3 3
256 If you want it medium-well, you're gonna have to ride to Brooklyn. 1.3000 0.10881 30 23 5 2
257 You've got to cook subway pigeon right away to lock in the flavors. 1.3000 0.10881 30 23 5 2
258 Between here and D station you get a perfect medium rare. 1.3000 0.11890 30 24 3 3
259 Well done takes three stops You should have taken the local 1.3000 0.10881 30 23 5 2
260 But this is the dining car 1.3000 0.09767 30 22 7 1
261 I like to bring my lunch. 1.3000 0.10881 30 23 5 2
262 I'm just hoping to get into the New Yorker Cartoon Caption Contest. 1.3000 0.11890 30 24 3 3
263 The vegans in my neighborhood were making life impossible. 1.3000 0.11890 30 24 3 3
264 As long as you keep the windows shut, I won't even have to fire it up. 1.3000 0.10881 30 23 5 2
265 I think of the whole city as my back yard. 1.3000 0.10881 30 23 5 2
266 I could whip you up something Instagrammable. 1.3000 0.10881 30 23 5 2
267 If you want this well done you're going to have to wait until we get to Brooklyn. 1.3000 0.09767 30 22 7 1
268 You unwind your way, I'll unwind my way. 1.3000 0.10881 30 23 5 2
269 what? America is great again 1.3000 0.10881 30 23 5 2
270 It’s a ‘’to go’ meal. 1.3000 0.09767 30 22 7 1
271 I'm agoraphobic. 1.3000 0.09767 30 22 7 1
272 Let's just say the meat is 'locally sourced' and leave it at that. 1.3000 0.09767 30 22 7 1
273 Doesn't the smell make it feel like summer? 1.3000 0.10881 30 23 5 2
274 I really didn't think anyone would notice." 1.3000 0.10881 30 23 5 2
275 Wife won't pack my lunch. Again 1.3000 0.10881 30 23 5 2
276 It finally dawned on me why my commute was no picnic. 1.3000 0.10881 30 23 5 2
277 I'm just trying to keep the weekend going pal. 1.3000 0.10881 30 23 5 2
278 Yes. The whole City is my backyard. 1.3000 0.10881 30 23 5 2
279 You'd be amazed at what you can accomplish when you don't waste your time on social media. 1.3000 0.10881 30 23 5 2
280 So don’t ever say “Well if I lose my job I can always go sell hot dogs somewhere!” 1.3000 0.10881 30 23 5 2
281 It’s locally sourced and fresh from the last station. 1.3000 0.09767 30 22 7 1
282 It’s clean coal. 1.3000 0.10881 30 23 5 2
283 I'm in training. 1.3000 0.09767 30 22 7 1
284 Thank the mayor 1.3000 0.09767 30 22 7 1
285 Forty-second Street? That's medium rare. 1.3000 0.12821 30 25 1 4
286 Wife said, "Have the steaks ready. She's bringing her boss home for dinner." 1.3000 0.10881 30 23 5 2
287 Yes, subway is now serving burgers. 1.3000 0.09767 30 22 7 1
288 Take a picture, buddy, it’ll last longer. 1.3000 0.09767 30 22 7 1
289 This is Subway, not Outback. 1.3000 0.09767 30 22 7 1
290 It's July 4th. This is what the Founding Fathers would've wanted. 1.3000 0.10881 30 23 5 2
291 THIS is the weirdest thing you've ever seen on the subway? 1.3000 0.10881 30 23 5 2
292 This is New York. Of course it’s Kosher. 1.3000 0.11890 30 24 3 3
293 Overhead costs were too high so I went underground. 1.3000 0.09767 30 22 7 1
294 You’ve heard of farm to table? This is train to station. 1.3000 0.08916 40 30 8 2
295 I hope that’s kiln-dried hickory you’re using. 1.3000 0.10881 30 23 5 2
296 My therapist said to be more sociable 1.3000 0.10881 30 23 5 2
297 Hot dogs are $2 here, $10 inside the stadium 1.3000 0.08510 30 21 9 0
298 Would really appreciate five stars on OpenTable for my ambience and convenience. 1.3000 0.11890 30 24 3 3
299 Look... I know what you're thinking; What kind of idiot forgets to bring buns. 1.3000 0.09767 30 22 7 1
300 Yes, this is rare. 1.3000 0.09767 30 22 7 1
301 I don't care if the boss called me into work today, Sunday means BBQ. 1.3000 0.10881 30 23 5 2
302 Keeps your mind off Trump induced news. 1.2941 0.08985 34 25 8 1
303 I know it's a non-smoking car. I'm grilling, not smoking. 1.2941 0.09928 34 26 6 2
304 Ready for a REAL subway sandwich? 1.2941 0.09928 34 26 6 2
305 I like to think that the world is my backyard. 1.2941 0.08985 34 25 8 1
306 I've got a date with someone I met on Grillr. 1.2941 0.09928 34 26 6 2
307 Just pretend it's chicken 1.2941 0.09928 34 26 6 2
308 They cancelled the dining car. 1.2927 0.09399 41 32 6 3
309 Is it me or is the AC not working in this car? 1.2903 0.10568 31 24 5 2
310 This is quicker than phoning in your order 1.2903 0.09497 31 23 7 1
311 MAGA, amirite? 1.2903 0.09497 31 23 7 1
312 At least fifteen likes or your money back guaranteed. 1.2903 0.09497 31 23 7 1
313 Welcome to the dining car. Will your order be for here or to go? 1.2903 0.08287 31 22 9 0
314 It always rains on my day off. 1.2903 0.09497 31 23 7 1
315 Sorry, I am having some issues transitioning to retirement. 1.2903 0.09497 31 23 7 1
316 In Brooklyn, I switch to grass-fed. 1.2903 0.11541 31 25 3 3
317 Two stops is medium-rare.” 1.2903 0.08287 31 22 9 0
318 They came from a guy who was manspreading. 1.2857 0.10509 35 28 4 3
319 We're betting track-to-table is going to be the next big thing. 1.2857 0.09677 35 27 6 2
320 It's fine,he was an emotional support animal. 1.2857 0.09677 35 27 6 2
321 I'm sorry. I thought this was the grilling car 1.2821 0.08960 39 30 7 2
322 I've perfected casual Friday. 1.2812 0.10273 32 25 5 2
323 Well you can never get a signal down here. 1.2812 0.10273 32 25 5 2
324 Eyes up here! I'm not a piece of meat you know. 1.2812 0.10273 32 25 5 2
325 Pre-order with my app if you want anything beyond rare. 1.2778 0.10244 36 29 4 3
326 It's my backyard too. 1.2766 0.07263 47 35 11 1
327 I'll send you a text when your burger's ready. 1.2766 0.08972 47 38 5 4
328 True. My Yelp reviews are mixed. 1.2759 0.09797 29 22 6 1
329 Actually, teaching high school is my side hustle. 1.2759 0.10982 29 23 4 2
330 My secret sauce is carbon monoxide. 1.2759 0.10982 29 23 4 2
331 Is it local? 1.2759 0.10982 29 23 4 2
332 Metro card special for today is baked potato, 1.2759 0.10982 29 23 4 2
333 One rat or two? 1.2759 0.10982 29 23 4 2
334 Care to throw yours on? 1.2759 0.09797 29 22 6 1
335 "Ok, so Trade Center is rare, Times Square, medium and Lincoln Center, well done. 1.2759 0.10982 29 23 4 2
336 I call it my "subwaycation. 1.2759 0.08447 29 21 8 0
337 These subway delays have been really good for business. 1.2759 0.12051 29 24 2 3
338 I've got three manspreads: ketchup, mustard, or sriracha. 1.2759 0.09797 29 22 6 1
339 Really? THIS is the weirdest thing you've seen in New York? 1.2759 0.09797 29 22 6 1
340 It’s Mayor Koch’s idea. The money just came through. 1.2759 0.10982 29 23 4 2
341 We're a new Subway franchise." 1.2759 0.10982 29 23 4 2
342 I’’ll take mine medium in Montauk. 1.2759 0.10982 29 23 4 2
343 I can do "rare" before next station, that's all. 1.2759 0.08447 29 21 8 0
344 These are the charred souls of Trump voters. It's really a bigger lump than I thought it would be. 1.2759 0.12051 29 24 2 3
345 To go is extra 1.2759 0.10982 29 23 4 2
346 I'll check, but you seem to be in our deliverable area. 1.2759 0.12051 29 24 2 3
347 Fast food? No. We have to go another 50 mph for that! 1.2759 0.10982 29 23 4 2
348 Don't miss the potato sack races on the F train. 1.2759 0.09797 29 22 6 1
349 It's simple, really... I start on Canal Street, flip it when I get to Penn Station, and by the time I get to Columbus Circle, I've got a well done hamburger! 1.2759 0.09797 29 22 6 1
350 Grilling makes it easier to digest. 1.2759 0.10982 29 23 4 2
351 My wife won’t let me smoke in the house 1.2759 0.08447 29 21 8 0
352 I don't care what you say, I'm not the one exhibiting antisocial behavior. 1.2759 0.10982 29 23 4 2
353 The wife won't let me do it in the house. 1.2759 0.12051 29 24 2 3
354 ...at 42nd Street, rare...33rd, medium...28th, well done... 1.2759 0.09797 29 22 6 1
355 Which one of you ordered the UberBurger? 1.2759 0.10982 29 23 4 2
356 It is the Tenderloin District. 1.2759 0.09797 29 22 6 1
357 Might as well make it well done ... we're on a local. 1.2759 0.10982 29 23 4 2
358 You ordered one burger, medium-delayed? 1.2759 0.09797 29 22 6 1
359 It's a pop-up diner car. What'd ya expect, a Subway? 1.2759 0.09797 29 22 6 1
360 You wouldn't have any steak sauce, would you? 1.2759 0.10982 29 23 4 2
361 Some people take their work home, but I prefer to mix things up 1.2759 0.09797 29 22 6 1
362 You want this for here or to go? 1.2759 0.10982 29 23 4 2
363 It's okay, I'm white. 1.2759 0.12051 29 24 2 3
364 You won’t find barbecue this good in an Uber. 1.2759 0.12051 29 24 2 3
365 It tastes like chicken. 1.2759 0.08447 29 21 8 0
366 You're on the Nathan's Express to Coney Island. 1.2759 0.10982 29 23 4 2
367 Starting my weekend 1.2759 0.12051 29 24 2 3
368 It's called grillsplaining - look it up. 1.2759 0.10982 29 23 4 2
369 The MTA is betting you won't even notice the length of the delay! 1.2759 0.10982 29 23 4 2
370 Don't worry, it's tofu. 1.2759 0.09797 29 22 6 1
371 We can't all play the drum buckets, buddy. 1.2759 0.08447 29 21 8 0
372 The Mets winning? 1.2759 0.12051 29 24 2 3
373 My CO-OP won't approve charcoal. 1.2759 0.10982 29 23 4 2
374 Well, excuse me! Am I distracting you from your phone? 1.2759 0.09797 29 22 6 1
375 My wife's hungry and she's conducting the train. That's why. 1.2759 0.09797 29 22 6 1
376 I know what your thinking! Where's the condiments." 1.2759 0.09797 29 22 6 1
377 All this meat and no buns...... 1.2759 0.09797 29 22 6 1
378 To answer your unasked questions: Yes, I have a permit! ... and, No, I don't share! 1.2759 0.12051 29 24 2 3
379 If you want well done, you need to stay on to at least Bleeker St. 1.2759 0.09797 29 22 6 1
380 Don't ya just love summer? 1.2759 0.08447 29 21 8 0
381 I only take the BB and Q lines. 1.2759 0.09797 29 22 6 1
382 My agent thinks the cooking show market is saturated so we’re experimenting with live action instead. 1.2759 0.09797 29 22 6 1
383 Would you like the subway special? 1.2759 0.10982 29 23 4 2
384 Sorry - only entrees. You have to switch at Union Square for the "R" train for appetizers or desserts. 1.2759 0.09797 29 22 6 1
385 If you promise not to call the cops, I'll put extra pickles on yours. 1.2759 0.12051 29 24 2 3
386 It's a rough commute to Coney Island 1.2759 0.10982 29 23 4 2
387 Show me where it says "No Grilling." 1.2759 0.10982 29 23 4 2
388 For well-done you'll have to stay on till 14th Street, but it's worth it. 1.2759 0.09797 29 22 6 1
389 Regrets, I’ve had a few. 1.2759 0.09797 29 22 6 1
390 Would you like your burger express, local, or delayed? 1.2759 0.12051 29 24 2 3
391 You bring your work home with you; I bring my home to work with me. 1.2759 0.10982 29 23 4 2
392 I told you, you can't have a plate until you put your phone away. 1.2750 0.09465 40 32 5 3
393 Welcome to NY. How do you like your sock? 1.2727 0.08202 44 34 8 2
394 Nah, this is the BBQ train. 1.2727 0.10900 33 27 3 3
395 When you said you were being tail-gated on your ride over, this isn't what I had in mind. 1.2667 0.09509 30 23 6 1
396 Who can afford a food truck in the city? 1.2667 0.09509 30 23 6 1
397 What is he up to, you're wondering. Only making the best sliders on the 2 train, that's all. 1.2667 0.11679 30 25 2 3
398 Got it. Pick up or delivery? 1.2667 0.09509 30 23 6 1
399 My therapist said I should find something during my commute that brings me happiness. 1.2667 0.09509 30 23 6 1
400 My goal is to boldly grill where no man has grilled before. 1.2667 0.10649 30 24 4 2
401 A restaurant is just a state of mind. 1.2667 0.09509 30 23 6 1
402 Couch surfers need to relax too. 1.2667 0.09509 30 23 6 1
403 Make it rare . . . the train's running late. 1.2667 0.09509 30 23 6 1
404 Whoa! We have a live one here! 1.2667 0.10649 30 24 4 2
405 "Made you look." 1.2667 0.10649 30 24 4 2
406 It’s part of the MTA’s rodent control program. How do you like yours cooked? 1.2667 0.10649 30 24 4 2
407 Why so surprised? Home Depot has hot dog stands! 1.2667 0.10649 30 24 4 2
408 Mind turning down your phone volume. It's very annoying 1.2667 0.09509 30 23 6 1
409 Yeah...what?! 1.2667 0.10649 30 24 4 2
410 Do you two really have so little inner life? 1.2667 0.10649 30 24 4 2
411 The whole 'food truck' thing is overrated - trains are where it's at nowadays. 1.2667 0.10649 30 24 4 2
412 It's in the next iOS update. 1.2667 0.08646 45 36 6 3
413 Stick around, we’re setting off fireworks later 1.2667 0.09509 30 23 6 1
414 If you're getting off at 72nd, it's going to be rare. 1.2667 0.09509 30 23 6 1
415 Express or local? 1.2667 0.09509 30 23 6 1
416 I have to go get more pickles. Can you flip this at about the Lafayette stop? 1.2667 0.10649 30 24 4 2
417 I can’t wait to see what genius comes up with the winning caption to this! 1.2667 0.10649 30 24 4 2
418 Don't give me 'that' look . . . this thing came with wheels on it for a reason 1.2667 0.11679 30 25 2 3
419 I received 5 stars on yelp. 1.2667 0.09509 30 23 6 1
420 Hang up. The lunch meeting's a go. 1.2667 0.10649 30 24 4 2
421 I can't afford a food truck, so... 1.2667 0.08212 30 22 8 0
422 I have a permit. 1.2647 0.10605 34 28 3 3
423 I thought I was getting a Subway franchise. 1.2593 0.10117 27 21 5 1
424 Eye it, try it, buy it! 1.2593 0.11439 27 22 3 2
425 subway series tailgating 1.2593 0.11439 27 22 3 2
426 I am so grateful for President Trump. I liked my job at Harley Davidson, but this has always been my dream. 1.2593 0.11439 27 22 3 2
427 Of COURSE it's Local ! 1.2593 0.11439 27 22 3 2
428 Work Life Balance 2018 1.2593 0.10117 27 21 5 1
429 Call me old fashioned, but before phone apps the best way to meet someone was at BBQ's or on a downtown train 1.2593 0.10117 27 21 5 1
430 You never heard of chestnuts roasting on an open fire? 1.2593 0.08594 27 20 7 0
431 Tell her she can put the phone down. You can barbecue anywhere when you're white. 1.2593 0.08594 27 20 7 0
432 Can you believe it? Driver kicked me off the bus. 1.2593 0.11439 27 22 3 2
433 Sorry. As you can see, I only made the one. 1.2593 0.10117 27 21 5 1
434 I’m the guy whose fate “is still unlearned” 1.2593 0.12623 27 23 1 3
435 For well done you'll have to stay on to at least 50th Street 1.2593 0.10117 27 21 5 1
436 Fireworks will be on the 4 train 1.2593 0.10117 27 21 5 1
437 I know there is no smoking. I am grilling. 1.2593 0.10117 27 21 5 1
438 Wait, this train's going express?? You'll have to settle for medium-well. 1.2593 0.08594 27 20 7 0
439 Pardon me, but would you have any Grey Poupon?" 1.2593 0.10117 27 21 5 1
440 Training to be a Subway cook. 1.2593 0.10117 27 21 5 1
441 Don't look at me like that. It's a veggie burger. 1.2593 0.08594 27 20 7 0
442 You really should try my wife's potato salad, one car up. 1.2593 0.08594 27 20 7 0
443 Are you hiring? 1.2593 0.11439 27 22 3 2
444 Its OK, we disconnected the smoke and fire alarms. 1.2593 0.10117 27 21 5 1
445 Well, what else do you expect on the Q line? 1.2593 0.10117 27 21 5 1
446 I lose my signal in here, too. 1.2593 0.08594 27 20 7 0
447 I can send the sizzle right to your phone. The burger's about ten minutes. 1.2593 0.08594 27 20 7 0
448 Attention passengers: For your safety and comfort, there is no smoking cigarettes, e-cigarettes, or pork on the subway. 1.2593 0.10117 27 21 5 1
449 Charcoal grilling, one way to get a seat. 1.2593 0.10117 27 21 5 1
450 Can anybody share some Grey Poupon? 1.2593 0.10117 27 21 5 1
451 Next stop....rare, second stop....medium, latter stops....well done. 1.2593 0.08594 27 20 7 0
452 Who do you expect on the subway— Gordon Ramsay? 1.2593 0.10117 27 21 5 1
453 Amazon sent me! 1.2593 0.10117 27 21 5 1
454 Is the smoke bothering your eyes? 1.2593 0.08594 27 20 7 0
455 Losing my rent controlled apartment has forced me to get creative. 1.2593 0.12623 27 23 1 3
456 I repeat, this is a grill, this is only a grill. 1.2593 0.12623 27 23 1 3
457 I was out of sunscreen. 1.2593 0.10117 27 21 5 1
458 It’s Canada Day, Eh? 1.2593 0.11439 27 22 3 2
459 I promise it isn’t rat 1.2593 0.10117 27 21 5 1
460 So, this is your first time in a lunch wagon? 1.2593 0.11439 27 22 3 2
461 Of course it's rare. When's the last time you saw a barbecue on the subway? 1.2593 0.08594 27 20 7 0
462 Go ahead, look it up! The subway sandwich was my first creation. 1.2593 0.10117 27 21 5 1
463 My grilling does not interfere with your cell reception, does it now? 1.2593 0.11439 27 22 3 2
464 Well done? You'll have to stay on 'til Queen's. 1.2593 0.11439 27 22 3 2
465 Did you want this for eat-in or to-go? 1.2593 0.10117 27 21 5 1
466 I also bring my work on the train! 1.2593 0.10117 27 21 5 1
467 My wife says I can't cook in the house anymore... 1.2593 0.08594 27 20 7 0
468 Welcome to the ’ cue train. 1.2593 0.10117 27 21 5 1
469 What, you've never seen a deplorable before? 1.2593 0.10117 27 21 5 1
470 I've decided to make my commute feel like a Saturday afternoon! 1.2593 0.11439 27 22 3 2
471 You ordered premium hot delivery? 1.2593 0.11439 27 22 3 2
472 Medium-well? This ain't the local, pal. 1.2593 0.10117 27 21 5 1
473 It's Tracks-to-table. 1.2593 0.08594 27 20 7 0
474 Don’t you wish you’d thought of it? 1.2593 0.11439 27 22 3 2
475 Would you mind putting up the volleyball net before everyone else arrives? 1.2593 0.10117 27 21 5 1
476 What? Is this not the S-train? 1.2593 0.11439 27 22 3 2
477 I'm streetcar legal. 1.2593 0.11439 27 22 3 2
478 I'm on my way to a barbecue. 1.2593 0.11439 27 22 3 2
479 By the time I get to the beach, it's time to go home. 1.2593 0.08594 27 20 7 0
480 Thank you for not manspreading near my hotspot. 1.2593 0.10117 27 21 5 1
481 To eat here or take away? 1.2593 0.10117 27 21 5 1
482 If you want to toast those cell phones, there's no charge! 1.2593 0.11439 27 22 3 2
483 I felt like having a hamburger to go 1.2593 0.11439 27 22 3 2
484 I used to have a deck, thanks to the stock market now I am homeless. 1.2593 0.10117 27 21 5 1
485 This is the only my place my lease didn't specify. 1.2593 0.12623 27 23 1 3
486 Some people like to stare at their smartphones, I like to barbecue them. 1.2593 0.10117 27 21 5 1
487 For Heaven's sake, just place your order in person! 1.2593 0.12623 27 23 1 3
488 I can't give you well done if you're going more than one more stop. 1.2593 0.10117 27 21 5 1
489 Make America Grill Again 1.2593 0.10117 27 21 5 1
490 With or without GPS? 1.2593 0.11439 27 22 3 2
491 It’s coal-powered. The best! 1.2593 0.10117 27 21 5 1
492 Why yes, it is rat — locally sourced. 1.2593 0.11439 27 22 3 2
493 ... and I take Creditcards or MetroCards. 1.2593 0.10117 27 21 5 1
494 I call my burger the Under-ground. 1.2593 0.10117 27 21 5 1
495 Non smokING! Smoke is fine. 1.2593 0.12623 27 23 1 3
496 No, I don't do "well done" ! 1.2593 0.10117 27 21 5 1
497 Sorry, you'll need to take the B train for salmon. 1.2593 0.10117 27 21 5 1
498 My weekend started early. 1.2593 0.11439 27 22 3 2
499 Rare to the next stop, well done to Brooklyn 1.2593 0.11439 27 22 3 2
500 Everything is farm-to-subway. 1.2593 0.11439 27 22 3 2
501 Take a picture, it’ll last longer. 1.2593 0.11439 27 22 3 2
502 Sorry. Priority meats are reserved for pregnant women, seniors, and those with disabilities. 1.2593 0.11439 27 22 3 2
503 Does it look like I do eggs? 1.2593 0.11439 27 22 3 2
504 I was too busy to BBQ this weekend. 1.2593 0.10117 27 21 5 1
505 My doctor calls it aggravated manspreading. 1.2593 0.11439 27 22 3 2
506 What? You never cook inside? 1.2581 0.09237 31 24 6 1
507 My apartment's too small. 1.2581 0.09237 31 24 6 1
508 It's a new line, the BBQ. 1.2581 0.11329 31 26 2 3
509 Be sure to leave a good Yelp review 1.2581 0.07989 31 23 8 0
510 It's a movable feast -- so how do you want yours? Rare, medium rare or well-done? 1.2581 0.09237 31 24 6 1
511 You want yours to-go? 1.2581 0.07989 31 23 8 0
512 If I can make it here, I'll make it anywhere, ... 1.2581 0.09237 31 24 6 1
513 Anything is possible in Trumps America pal. 1.2581 0.09237 31 24 6 1
514 I AM TAKING THESE TONGS TO DOCTOR FOR YOU 1.2581 0.11329 31 26 2 3
515 'the hell you lookin' at? 1.2581 0.10336 31 25 4 2
516 If you want medium-rare, you’ll have to wait until 14th Street 1.2581 0.11329 31 26 2 3
517 I don't have time for this on the weekends anymore. 1.2581 0.07989 31 23 8 0
518 I hope to have a food truck someday... 1.2581 0.10336 31 25 4 2
519 It's part of the new weekend service. 1.2581 0.09237 31 24 6 1
520 I have a big meeting with the boss today. Apparently we're getting grilled. 1.2571 0.09476 35 28 5 2
521 ... And that's the story of how I lost my house. 1.2571 0.08543 35 27 7 1
522 Yeah, I hate Mondays too. 1.2558 0.08863 43 35 5 3
523 Tell me about it. My cell phone slips and gets smoked about once a week. 1.2500 0.08333 28 21 7 0
524 I'm on vacation. 1.2500 0.09793 28 22 5 1
525 It's just a little gimmick the transit system is trying out to increase ridership 1.2500 0.11061 28 23 3 2
526 Why yes, the MTA lets onboard BBQ-ers drink beer. Why do you ask? 1.2500 0.12199 28 24 1 3
527 I meat people and sometimes it actually turns into a relationship. 1.2500 0.11061 28 23 3 2
528 Was sick of subway sandwiches. 1.2500 0.08333 28 21 7 0
529 You can order online with your phone. 1.2500 0.11061 28 23 3 2
530 Are you kidding me? Not in my back yard. 1.2500 0.12199 28 24 1 3
531 No, I'm heading to work too—just decided to take the commute off. 1.2500 0.09793 28 22 5 1
532 Beats pole dancing, no? 1.2500 0.09793 28 22 5 1
533 What? You preferred the smell before? 1.2500 0.12199 28 24 1 3
534 Try living on digital food 1.2500 0.09793 28 22 5 1
535 If you can multitask, so can I 1.2500 0.09793 28 22 5 1
536 $40 to tailgate at the stadium, now who's looking pretty smart? 1.2500 0.11061 28 23 3 2
537 I've received your orders. 1.2500 0.11061 28 23 3 2
538 So what? I can't afford a food truck! 1.2500 0.09793 28 22 5 1
539 Its called 'Railgating'. 1.2500 0.08980 32 25 6 1
540 My antihistamine makes me photosensitive. 1.2500 0.11061 28 23 3 2
541 Sorry, I don't take credit cards. 1.2500 0.08333 28 21 7 0
542 If you want it well done you'll have to go to the end of the line. 1.2500 0.11061 28 23 3 2
543 You two headed for the stadium? 1.2500 0.11061 28 23 3 2
544 No can do. The MTA hired me to improve the smell down here. And feed the homeless—just the homeless. 1.2500 0.09793 28 22 5 1
545 I have my fingers crossed for a review in The New Yorker. 1.2500 0.12199 28 24 1 3
546 Don't bother to look for a Yelp review, I move around a lot! 1.2500 0.08333 28 21 7 0
547 I found it on the tracks. 1.2500 0.09793 28 22 5 1
548 What? You thought this was a Subway? 1.2500 0.09793 28 22 5 1
549 How can you have man-spreading”without a man-burger? 1.2500 0.09793 28 22 5 1
550 This is uptown upscale. What's you have in? 1.2500 0.11061 28 23 3 2
551 I believe in mobile warming. 1.2500 0.11061 28 23 3 2
552 I couldn’t afford the truck. 1.2500 0.09793 28 22 5 1
553 Trumps food safety regulation rollbacks have really helped my Subway grill business boom, I have 8 different locations, one in each car. 1.2500 0.09303 40 33 4 3
554 Do you have to talk so loudly on your phone? 1.2500 0.12199 28 24 1 3
555 My landlord doesn't permit outdoor fires. 1.2500 0.11061 28 23 3 2
556 You know, it's rude to stare. 1.2500 0.11061 28 23 3 2
557 The company appreciates your taking a working vacation. 1.2500 0.07804 40 31 8 1
558 If you're getting off at 42nd street, I'd order it rare. 1.2500 0.08333 28 21 7 0
559 Buns at the next stop 1.2500 0.11061 28 23 3 2
560 Like I always say, T.G.I.F.! 1.2500 0.08333 28 21 7 0
561 This is the subway, of course it's a Rat burger. Now Rat Junior, or Big Rat? 1.2500 0.08980 32 25 6 1
562 ...of course it's grass-fed! 1.2500 0.11061 28 23 3 2
563 It’s raining outside. 1.2500 0.09793 28 22 5 1
564 It's hotter n'hell down here, so I don't need the charcoal. 1.2500 0.11061 28 23 3 2
565 Everyone wants to support the backyardless, but when push comes to shove, it’s “Not-In-My-Subway-Car.” 1.2500 0.09793 28 22 5 1
566 My eyes are up here, my weiner is down there? 1.2500 0.09793 28 22 5 1
567 How well done do you want it - 59th Street or 42nd? 1.2500 0.08980 32 25 6 1
568 Thank God for long commutes... my wife thinks I'm a vegan. 1.2500 0.08980 32 25 6 1
569 No surprise -- it's the 'Q train. 1.2500 0.11061 28 23 3 2
570 You want manspreading? I’ll give you manspreading! 1.2500 0.09793 28 22 5 1
571 I cook them well done, unless it's a rare occasion. 1.2500 0.11061 28 23 3 2
572 Your meal should arrive in 45-60 minutes. 1.2500 0.08333 28 21 7 0
573 My phone is on repair, second day now. 1.2500 0.12199 28 24 1 3
574 Best ratburger on the D line 1.2500 0.08333 28 21 7 0
575 If I didn’t start now,the doggone coals wouldn’t be ready til midnight! 1.2500 0.11061 28 23 3 2
576 It’s so rude when people work on the subway 1.2500 0.12199 28 24 1 3
577 This administration doesn't want me to sell tacos on a street corner. 1.2500 0.10040 32 26 4 2
578 Yes, we are the first farm-to-subway 1.2500 0.08047 44 35 7 2
579 They said no dogs allowed 1.2500 0.09793 28 22 5 1
580 The service on this Q train is pretty good, eh? 1.2439 0.08396 41 33 6 2
581 What? It’s organic! 1.2424 0.09761 33 27 4 2
582 I'm grilling. Why? 1.2424 0.09761 33 27 4 2
583 Yeah, I used to work for Subway. How'd you guess? 1.2424 0.08737 33 26 6 1
584 Be glad you're in this car. The guy in the next car uses a smoker 1.2424 0.09761 33 27 4 2
585 Would you rather I brought out the accordion? 1.2424 0.09761 33 27 4 2
586 I find that people accept this much more easily than manspreading. 1.2424 0.09761 33 27 4 2
587 You'll be glad I'm here when the train gets stuck. 1.2424 0.08737 33 26 6 1
588 Keep staring and you and I are going to have beef. 1.2414 0.09488 29 23 5 1
589 The B in Subway now stands for Burgers. 1.2414 0.09488 29 23 5 1
590 I'm working my way up to a food cart outside Home Depot. 1.2414 0.09488 29 23 5 1
591 My wife said we’re doing a staycation this year. 1.2414 0.08087 29 22 7 0
592 Yes, it’s rat, but all our rat is local. 1.2414 0.09488 29 23 5 1
593 Think of it as a cooking app. 1.2414 0.10708 29 24 3 2
594 Just being a conductor doesn't pay the rent. 1.2414 0.08087 29 22 7 0
595 Well done requires 3 stops. 1.2414 0.09488 29 23 5 1
596 Why do you have to get all up in my grill? 1.2414 0.10708 29 24 3 2
597 Can you spare a buck? My ex-wife got the kids and the house. 1.2414 0.10708 29 24 3 2
598 no open flames in Central Park, you know 1.2414 0.09488 29 23 5 1
599 If you can’t stand the heat, get out of the subway. 1.2414 0.09488 29 23 5 1
600 I’m the new line cook. 1.2414 0.10708 29 24 3 2
601 Yup..can't believe he tweeted that!....Did you say medium well or medium rare? 1.2414 0.08087 29 22 7 0
602 Window view and table-side preparation ...yet you’re still glued to your phones. 1.2414 0.09488 29 23 5 1
603 I prefer gas too, but hey, we’re on a Subway. 1.2414 0.09488 29 23 5 1
604 Just for the summer, we've added a dining car to subway service to Coney Island 1.2414 0.08087 29 22 7 0
605 You can let delays bother you, or take the time to make it well done. 1.2414 0.10708 29 24 3 2
606 LIMERICK: There once was a man name of Wayne...Who barbecued meats on the train...Grillin' ribs by the rack...As they rolled down the track...He was popular, but also insane. 1.2400 0.10456 25 20 4 1
607 Who knew the A train had a dining car? 1.2400 0.10456 25 20 4 1
608 Not in My Back Yard. 1.2400 0.10456 25 20 4 1
609 The MTA actually encouraged it to offset some of the usual aromas. 1.2400 0.10456 25 20 4 1
610 hey buddy, can you spare a bun? 1.2400 0.11944 25 21 2 2
611 Did your online order not say "well done"? 1.2400 0.10456 25 20 4 1
612 Phillie Cheesessteak? Whaddya think this is, a Subway? 1.2400 0.11944 25 21 2 2
613 I'm working my way up to a truck. 1.2400 0.10456 25 20 4 1
614 Your texting is soooooooooo annoying! 1.2400 0.10456 25 20 4 1
615 We only have a to-go menu. 1.2400 0.10456 25 20 4 1
616 No, it's not your standard subway fare. 1.2400 0.08718 25 19 6 0
617 It's a subway. Eat fresh. 1.2400 0.11944 25 21 2 2
618 Download the app, it's the fastest way to order 1.2400 0.10456 25 20 4 1
619 You can pay with the metro card. 1.2400 0.10456 25 20 4 1
620 It cooks faster on mobile. 1.2400 0.08718 25 19 6 0
621 I’m also the train’s engineer. 1.2400 0.11944 25 21 2 2
622 I realize you have your choice of grillers on the subway and I truly appreciate your business. 1.2400 0.08718 25 19 6 0
623 Don’t postpone joy. 1.2400 0.10456 25 20 4 1
624 On my way to audition for The Next Food Network Star 1.2400 0.08718 25 19 6 0
625 Do you mind? We are sexting. 1.2400 0.11944 25 21 2 2
626 It's OK, this is the smoking car. 1.2400 0.10456 25 20 4 1
627 Cut backs in vacation time has its limitations but you learn to adjust. 1.2400 0.11944 25 21 2 2
628 The fixins' are in the next car over. 1.2400 0.10456 25 20 4 1
629 Hey, don't knock 'til you've tried it! 1.2400 0.10456 25 20 4 1
630 I still can't believe you forgot the potato salad. 1.2400 0.10456 25 20 4 1
631 Well,​ when you put it that way, I guess 'subway weiner' could sound kinda wrong. 1.2400 0.11944 25 21 2 2
632 I suggest pairing with the 2009 Burgundy. It travels well. 1.2400 0.11944 25 21 2 2
633 I'm taking manspreading to a whole new level. 1.2400 0.10456 25 20 4 1
634 I am the conductor. 1.2400 0.11944 25 21 2 2
635 It's like a food truck, sure, but with a much smaller carbon footprint and a better sense of shared community. 1.2400 0.10456 25 20 4 1
636 Tailgating has become harder since I lost my license 1.2400 0.08718 25 19 6 0
637 Google this up smart ass. 1.2400 0.11944 25 21 2 2
638 Tonight's my night to cook. 1.2400 0.10456 25 20 4 1
639 Don't worry: it's clean coal. 1.2400 0.10456 25 20 4 1
640 Welcome to the BBQE! 1.2400 0.10456 25 20 4 1
641 By the time we get to Hoyt Street the burgers and dogs will be done to a good char. 1.2400 0.10456 25 20 4 1
642 This cartoon is utterly confusing. 1.2400 0.11944 25 21 2 2
643 What? Are you Vegan? 1.2400 0.13266 25 22 0 3
644 After the wife sold the truck, tailgating is just not what it used to be. 1.2400 0.10456 25 20 4 1
645 Sorry, I hope you like your daydream well-done. 1.2400 0.10456 25 20 4 1
646 Mind taking that phone off speaker? 1.2400 0.11944 25 21 2 2
647 Someone told me the way to Carnegie Deli was grill, grill, grill. 1.2400 0.10456 25 20 4 1
648 Simple. One stop is rare. Two stops medium. Three stops rare 1.2400 0.10456 25 20 4 1
649 I'm exercising my Burgher rights. 1.2400 0.10456 25 20 4 1
650 It’s called farm to subway 1.2400 0.08718 25 19 6 0
651 I'm just filling in for the guy who usually whips out his meat. 1.2400 0.10456 25 20 4 1
652 I don't have a cell phone 1.2400 0.11944 25 21 2 2
653 It's delicious, but full of trains fats. 1.2400 0.08718 25 19 6 0
654 Get out of my yard! 1.2400 0.11944 25 21 2 2
655 Don't worry. I won't eat it on the train. 1.2400 0.10456 25 20 4 1
656 Are you telling me this ISN'T the best smelling subway you've ridden? 1.2400 0.10456 25 20 4 1
657 Quit gettin' all up in my grill, Man! 1.2400 0.10456 25 20 4 1
658 Everyone multitasks on the evening train. 1.2400 0.10456 25 20 4 1
659 Text your wife and see how she wants her burger. 1.2400 0.10456 25 20 4 1
660 Microwaves can cause cancer. 1.2400 0.11944 25 21 2 2
661 My therapist says this will help me get over my manspreading. 1.2400 0.11944 25 21 2 2
662 I find it makes my commute much more relaxing. 1.2400 0.10456 25 20 4 1
663 The food truck business is surprisingly hard to get into. 1.2400 0.08718 25 19 6 0
664 I'm pretty sure the rule is no smoking. 1.2400 0.11944 25 21 2 2
665 The rules say no eating. Nothing about no cooking! 1.2400 0.11944 25 21 2 2
666 You better get it cooked rare buddy. I get off at the next stop. 1.2400 0.11944 25 21 2 2
667 Can you believe the nerve of those dancers coming in and swinging on poles? 1.2400 0.10456 25 20 4 1
668 Spot on dude, you do smell a rat. 1.2400 0.10456 25 20 4 1
669 Sorry, my online ordering app isn't working yet. 1.2400 0.10456 25 20 4 1
670 Praire Oysters? 1.2400 0.10456 25 20 4 1
671 I have such a long commute that I don't have time to do this at home. 1.2400 0.08718 25 19 6 0
672 You wouldn't know it, but actually I don't get out much. 1.2400 0.11944 25 21 2 2
673 Just trying to go back to a simpler time, ya know? 1.2400 0.08718 25 19 6 0
674 location, location, location 1.2400 0.08718 25 19 6 0
675 I am training to open a fast food restaurant 1.2400 0.11944 25 21 2 2
676 Sorry, there’s no vegetarian option before 10. 1.2400 0.10456 25 20 4 1
677 You don't get a cap saying 'grill master' for father's day for nothing. 1.2400 0.10456 25 20 4 1
678 These hallucinations are getting weird... 1.2400 0.10456 25 20 4 1
679 No, you can't buy a hot dog with subway tokens. 1.2400 0.10456 25 20 4 1
680 This is what rail good home cooked barbeque tastes like... 1.2400 0.11944 25 21 2 2
681 I bring too much work home, so I'm taking July 4th to the office to make room. 1.2400 0.11944 25 21 2 2
682 Could I get off first? I'm late for my tailgating. 1.2400 0.11944 25 21 2 2
683 Last burger before Poughkeepsie! 1.2400 0.10456 25 20 4 1
684 Did you just order with your phone? 1.2400 0.10456 25 20 4 1
685 How do you want your burger, midtown or lower east side? 1.2400 0.10456 25 20 4 1
686 The delays are getting out of hand. This was still a cow when we left 242 St. 1.2400 0.13266 25 22 0 3
687 Vegan burgers are on the 6. 1.2400 0.10456 25 20 4 1
688 How many stops to Yankee Stadium? 1.2400 0.10456 25 20 4 1
689 I call 'em 'third-rail burgers' ... 'subway sandwiches' is already trademarked. 1.2400 0.10456 25 20 4 1
690 What’s your problem - this isn’t a smoker! 1.2400 0.10456 25 20 4 1
691 It's gluten-free. 1.2400 0.11944 25 21 2 2
692 This new BBQ line is fabulous. 1.2400 0.10456 25 20 4 1
693 You the guy that just placed a food order from our restaurant on his cell phone two seconds ago. 1.2400 0.10456 25 20 4 1
694 This is the Eighth Avenue line. Burgers only. For Chinese, you need the Crosstown line. 1.2400 0.11944 25 21 2 2
695 What? You've never been divorced? 1.2400 0.08718 25 19 6 0
696 Sure I know this is a non-smoking car, I'm using smoke free charcoal. 1.2400 0.10456 25 20 4 1
697 On No Pants Day, I’ll bring the buns. 1.2400 0.11944 25 21 2 2
698 I can't aford a food cart. 1.2400 0.08718 25 19 6 0
699 Why stand in line at the food trucks? 1.2400 0.10456 25 20 4 1
700 What - you were expecting a BLT on the BMT? 1.2400 0.10456 25 20 4 1
701 The drinks and cooler are in the next car. Paper plates and plastic utensil in the car after that. 1.2400 0.10456 25 20 4 1
702 What do you mean, no beer on the subway? 1.2400 0.10456 25 20 4 1
703 hey man, at least I’m not a mariachi band... 1.2400 0.08718 25 19 6 0
704 What did you expect when you took the connection from the BB train to the Q? 1.2400 0.08718 25 19 6 0
705 Can you make that rare. I get off at the next stop. 1.2400 0.10456 25 20 4 1
706 Just download the app and choose GRILL or GIRL. 1.2400 0.10456 25 20 4 1
707 Rats? Of course I wouldn't. I'm just wondering if you've seen any. 1.2400 0.10456 25 20 4 1
708 Because on the bus people give me a hard time about it. 1.2400 0.10456 25 20 4 1
709 Well, pardon me if well done offends you. 1.2400 0.10456 25 20 4 1
710 I find it more satisfying than candy crush 1.2400 0.08718 25 19 6 0
711 I can do well done by 42nd street 1.2400 0.11944 25 21 2 2
712 You think you're better than me 'cause you have a back yard? 1.2400 0.08718 25 19 6 0
713 Technically I'm not homeless. I'm a 'mobile downsizer' for the immediate future. 1.2400 0.10456 25 20 4 1
714 Hey, it’s the device I’m addicted to. Sue me. 1.2400 0.10456 25 20 4 1
715 Remember the rat that got on at Union Square? 1.2400 0.10456 25 20 4 1
716 I usually take work home, and today's opposite day 1.2400 0.11944 25 21 2 2
717 Some say charcoal is unnecessary, but I'm a purist. 1.2400 0.11944 25 21 2 2
718 I really don't care. Do u? 1.2400 0.11944 25 21 2 2
719 Oh, this is nothing. The guy in the next car is making the potato salad. 1.2400 0.08718 25 19 6 0
720 You can tailgate anywhere 1.2400 0.10456 25 20 4 1
721 All the charm of a food truck, none of the carbon footprint. 1.2400 0.11944 25 21 2 2
722 You'd be surprised how often people ask me that. 1.2400 0.10456 25 20 4 1
723 My gas grill is just too big. 1.2400 0.08718 25 19 6 0
724 Delays used to stress me out. Now it's taking corners." 1.2400 0.10456 25 20 4 1
725 No music, No panhandling, just steak and beer, life is good 1.2400 0.08718 25 19 6 0
726 It's vaping. 1.2400 0.10456 25 20 4 1
727 It's not like gum.......you don't have to bring some for everyone..... 1.2400 0.10456 25 20 4 1
728 I was a sous chef in the Bronx, but the commute was killing me. 1.2400 0.10456 25 20 4 1
729 I used to bring work at home. Now I do the opposite. 1.2400 0.10456 25 20 4 1
730 Since my wife and kids moved out, you people are all I've got. 1.2400 0.10456 25 20 4 1
731 If I had a tailgate, I wouldn't be ridin' the Subway now, would I? 1.2400 0.10456 25 20 4 1
732 Per your order on our app, this will be done by your next stop on this train 1.2400 0.10456 25 20 4 1
733 You asked for rare? You're gettin' rare. 1.2400 0.08718 25 19 6 0
734 It's a new reality show, "Refugee Chef" 1.2400 0.08718 25 19 6 0
735 The tar beach July 4th invitation had a BYOB - Bring Your Own Barbecue. 1.2400 0.10456 25 20 4 1
736 Because setting up a swimming pool would be impractical. 1.2400 0.10456 25 20 4 1
737 There’s a natural flavor down here you just can’t get anywhere else 1.2400 0.08718 25 19 6 0
738 Desperado dining on a train. 1.2400 0.08718 25 19 6 0
739 I live in the station, but I'm on vacation. 1.2400 0.08718 25 19 6 0
740 Rare at 33rd Street, or well done by 125th? 1.2400 0.08718 25 19 6 0
741 It tastes like chicken. And down here you have an endless supply. 1.2400 0.10456 25 20 4 1
742 How's your summer so far ? 1.2400 0.11944 25 21 2 2
743 Gas grills, bah, I'm a purist... 1.2400 0.10456 25 20 4 1
744 Then why are you in the dining car? 1.2400 0.10456 25 20 4 1
745 All meat guaranteed caught on the tracks. 1.2400 0.11944 25 21 2 2
746 The gig economy c'est moi. 1.2400 0.10456 25 20 4 1
747 You have to select pick up or delivery. 1.2400 0.10456 25 20 4 1
748 Always wanted to own a food truck ... settled with a subway car. 1.2400 0.10456 25 20 4 1
749 What, I'm not allowed to drink on the train? 1.2400 0.08718 25 19 6 0
750 I am easing my way into retirement. 1.2400 0.08718 25 19 6 0
751 It beats no tailgating at all. 1.2400 0.10456 25 20 4 1
752 My friend told me to get tinder. 1.2400 0.10456 25 20 4 1
753 Please Google proper temperature for medium rare. 1.2400 0.10456 25 20 4 1
754 No, this is my coffee, I'm not asking for money! 1.2400 0.10456 25 20 4 1
755 What, you were expecting a dining car? 1.2400 0.11944 25 21 2 2
756 That will be $1.15 extra for orders on your Ipad. 1.2400 0.11944 25 21 2 2
757 I don't know why you're surprised. This IS the 'cue train. 1.2400 0.11944 25 21 2 2
758 If you have a bun we could be friends. 1.2400 0.10456 25 20 4 1
759 They taste like chicken and down here they're all free range. 1.2400 0.11944 25 21 2 2
760 When I said “Staycation”, she said “Train Station”. 1.2400 0.08718 25 19 6 0
761 It's the latest foodie trend, the pop-under. 1.2400 0.10456 25 20 4 1
762 Wild-caught, fresh off the platform. 1.2400 0.10456 25 20 4 1
763 Excuse me, but such devices are not allowed on this train. 1.2400 0.10456 25 20 4 1
764 The weekend's not going to enjoy it's self! 1.2400 0.11944 25 21 2 2
765 What? I've used up my vacation days, so I have to celebrate summer somehow. 1.2381 0.08893 42 35 4 3
766 You can either phone in, or order online. 1.2381 0.07474 42 33 8 1
767 I only do this on the B and Q trains. 1.2353 0.10392 34 29 2 3
768 No, I didn’t ‘kill the poor thing’. It touched the third rail. 1.2353 0.08506 34 27 6 1
769 If you want it well done, you'll need to transfer to the local train. 1.2353 0.11217 34 30 0 4
770 Don’t force your suburban values on me! 1.2333 0.10376 30 25 3 2
771 You’ve got to admit it beats the usual smell. 1.2333 0.09202 30 24 5 1
772 I promised myself when I retired I'd indulge my passion for cooking and travel. 1.2333 0.09202 30 24 5 1
773 What did you think the BBQ line stood for? 1.2333 0.09202 30 24 5 1
774 I was selling these burgers on the underground until I realized that I was going down the wrong track ... 1.2333 0.09202 30 24 5 1
775 Propane Snob.... 1.2333 0.11430 30 26 1 3
776 Whatcha looking at? It's not a cigarette. 1.2333 0.09202 30 24 5 1
777 What do you mean this is the wrong subway? 1.2333 0.10376 30 25 3 2
778 If you smell something, say something. 1.2333 0.09202 30 24 5 1
779 Well sir,would you like your phone rare,medium,or well done? 1.2333 0.09202 30 24 5 1
780 Do you like it Canal Street rare, 42nd street medium, or 86 Street well? 1.2333 0.07854 30 23 7 0
781 Easy. At 42nd Street it's rare, at 28th Street it's medium, and at Union Square it's well done., 1.2333 0.09202 30 24 5 1
782 Yah, well I don’t have a back yard dude ! 1.2333 0.07854 30 23 7 0
783 By next week I'll have this whole floor covered in astro-turf... 1.2333 0.07854 30 23 7 0
784 Don't be all up in my grill. 1.2333 0.10376 30 25 3 2
785 I can't do well done - your station's too close. 1.2333 0.09202 30 24 5 1
786 How do you like your, um…steak?… 1.2333 0.10376 30 25 3 2
787 It comes out at a perfect medium-rare if you start it at Dyckman Street, flip it at 181st St., take it off at 175th St. and let it rest until City College. 1.2333 0.11430 30 26 1 3
788 What? It's after Memorial Day. 1.2333 0.10376 30 25 3 2
789 I checked -- there's no rule against barbecuing. 1.2326 0.08040 43 35 6 2
790 So, you'd rather I play an accordian? 1.2308 0.08427 26 20 6 0
791 Do you mind if I smoke? 1.2308 0.10088 26 21 4 1
792 Care for some mesquite grilled free-range vermin? 1.2308 0.10088 26 21 4 1
793 It started when I refused to mind the gap. 1.2308 0.10088 26 21 4 1
794 I'm trying to stay off of social media, so I need something to do on the commute. 1.2308 0.10088 26 21 4 1
795 Of course, it's vegan. I know my clientele! 1.2308 0.11513 26 22 2 2
796 Dude give me some space. You're all up in my grill. 1.2308 0.11513 26 22 2 2
797 That was to go? Right? 1.2308 0.10088 26 21 4 1
798 Eat in, or to go? 1.2308 0.10088 26 21 4 1
799 How the hell would I know if it was grass-fed? 1.2308 0.10088 26 21 4 1
800 You said you wanted that burger to go, right? 1.2308 0.10088 26 21 4 1
801 You both text and I grill;so what??? 1.2308 0.08427 26 20 6 0
802 I mean...something had to be done about the rat problem. 1.2308 0.12779 26 23 0 3
803 People who talk on their cell phones in public are super annoying! 1.2308 0.11513 26 22 2 2
804 Menu: Burger for consumption : $8 Burger for snapchat: $12 1.2308 0.10088 26 21 4 1
805 'Tailgating at the stadium is so overrated". 1.2308 0.12779 26 23 0 3
806 It's the only way you can bring beer onto the subway. 1.2308 0.10088 26 21 4 1
807 How do you want it? Rare, medium, or 168th Street? 1.2308 0.11513 26 22 2 2
808 What? You've never seen a subway burger before? 1.2308 0.08427 26 20 6 0
809 I would ask you to hold my beer for a minute but I see you are busy. 1.2308 0.10088 26 21 4 1
810 Wassamatta, da buhga no big enuf fah ya? 1.2308 0.08427 26 20 6 0
811 You read where this is goin? Could be your last meal. 1.2308 0.08427 26 20 6 0
812 Yeah, *that's* the smell in here. You got a problem with it? 1.2308 0.10088 26 21 4 1
813 We're running on the B-B-Q line because of signal problems 1.2308 0.11513 26 22 2 2
814 Sorry I don't serve people that use social media. 1.2308 0.08427 26 20 6 0
815 I got tired of staring at my phone all the time. 1.2308 0.10088 26 21 4 1
816 I’d like to ask you to leave. 1.2308 0.11513 26 22 2 2
817 Express or station to station? 1.2308 0.10088 26 21 4 1
818 You connect via twitter, I connect via charcoal. 1.2308 0.11513 26 22 2 2
819 It sucks when the 4th of July comes on a Wednesday. 1.2308 0.10088 26 21 4 1
820 Would you rather I masturbate? 1.2308 0.10088 26 21 4 1
821 I'm taking a stay-cation until 125th Street. 1.2308 0.11513 26 22 2 2
822 Hey, I usually have the car to myself, even at rush hour, and I end up with a good steak to boot. What's not to like? 1.2308 0.10088 26 21 4 1
823 You must be from out of town. The terrible Yelp reviews are for the guy grilling on the Lex. 1.2308 0.08427 26 20 6 0
824 This is how we deal with rush hour in Cleveland. 1.2292 0.08011 48 40 5 3
825 I know, it's weird. We're all left-handed. 1.2258 0.08932 31 25 5 1
826 So then he says, "We're going to need you to work over the holiday...". 1.2258 0.07634 31 24 7 0
827 It's my turn to cook tonight and I had to work late. 1.2258 0.08932 31 25 5 1
828 I had to go public. 1.2258 0.08932 31 25 5 1
829 I use my time more productively with this than my with iPhone. 1.2250 0.09120 40 34 3 3
830 Sorry. I'm already late for the BBQ 1.2222 0.11111 27 23 2 2
831 Well, duh, do you see anyplace to plug in an electric grill? 1.2222 0.09745 27 22 4 1
832 Medium, well or rush? 1.2222 0.11111 27 23 2 2
833 How attached are you to your cellphones? I'm outa buns. 1.2222 0.11111 27 23 2 2
834 Where do you think grilled Subway sandwiches come from? 1.2222 0.09745 27 22 4 1
835 I take Apple Pay. 1.2222 0.08153 27 21 6 0
836 I'm just saying that me asking you not to post this on Instagram would make an amazing Instagram story. 1.2222 0.08153 27 21 6 0
837 So what do you do then on your commute? 1.2222 0.09745 27 22 4 1
838 Five bars, huh? I should switch. 1.2222 0.08153 27 21 6 0
839 Sorry, we don’t take phone orders. 1.2222 0.09745 27 22 4 1
840 Wow, you get reception down here? 1.2174 0.10810 23 19 3 1
841 You know farm-to-table? I call this subway-to-grill. 1.2174 0.08794 23 18 5 0
842 I'm leading the campaign to change Stop to Stob. 1.2174 0.08794 23 18 5 0
843 Why you gotta be all up in my grill? 1.2174 0.08794 23 18 5 0
844 You folks don’t look like BBQ types 1.2174 0.08794 23 18 5 0
845 You want that medium-well or third rail black? 1.2174 0.08794 23 18 5 0
846 You want a cheaper burger, take the bus. 1.2174 0.10810 23 19 3 1
847 Four stops for medium rare. 1.2174 0.10810 23 19 3 1
848 It's fresher than Subway. 1.2174 0.10810 23 19 3 1
849 Subway? Don't they do sandwiches? 1.2174 0.10810 23 19 3 1
850 Grüber is an easy way for me to make some side cash in between auditions. 1.2174 0.10810 23 19 3 1
851 Hey, at least I’m not clipping my nails. 1.2174 0.10810 23 19 3 1
852 Wow, Grubhub is really stepping up their game 1.2174 0.08794 23 18 5 0
853 What? It’s a veggie burger. 1.2174 0.10810 23 19 3 1
854 I hope someone at the next stop has A1 1.2174 0.08794 23 18 5 0
855 I do fireworks at dusk. 1.2174 0.08794 23 18 5 0
856 S’mores are 2 cars forward, past veggie burgers. 1.2174 0.10810 23 19 3 1
857 Want a subway sandwich? 1.2174 0.12505 23 20 1 2
858 Why are you looking at me like that? That feeds you; this feeds me. 1.2174 0.10810 23 19 3 1
859 Of course it's a rat, but it's a free-range rat. 1.2174 0.12505 23 20 1 2
860 It's critical that we cook the road kill right away. 1.2174 0.10810 23 19 3 1
861 Trump University, where did you graduate from? 1.2174 0.12505 23 20 1 2
862 I am trying to stay relevant in today’s instant gratification society.” 1.2174 0.10810 23 19 3 1
863 I take Metrocards. 1.2174 0.10810 23 19 3 1
864 I like them underdone" 1.2174 0.10810 23 19 3 1
865 Don't get your hopes up - it's just my BBQ performance art: fake meat on a fake flame with a fake beer. 1.2174 0.10810 23 19 3 1
866 It's rude to talk on a cell phone on the subway. Please open the window behind you to let the smoke out. 1.2174 0.08794 23 18 5 0
867 This train will be skipping breakfast and lunch and going straight to dinner. 1.2174 0.10810 23 19 3 1
868 Making lunch on the train saves me a lot of time. 1.2174 0.10810 23 19 3 1
869 Two stops per side for medium well. 1.2174 0.10810 23 19 3 1
870 If you want it medium well, you'll have to stay on for at least another two stops. 1.2174 0.10810 23 19 3 1
871 Bun? Who said anything about a bun? 1.2174 0.10810 23 19 3 1
872 Its like Uber for drive-thrus 1.2174 0.10810 23 19 3 1
873 I can't serve medium rare - it's against FDA regulations. 1.2174 0.10810 23 19 3 1
874 No worries—it’s smokeless charcoal 1.2174 0.08794 23 18 5 0
875 I don't need to use lighter fluid down here. 1.2174 0.10810 23 19 3 1
876 Not all of us can afford a backyard. 1.2174 0.10810 23 19 3 1
877 I guess that's one way to bring home the bacon. 1.2174 0.08794 23 18 5 0
878 Deplorables. 1.2174 0.10810 23 19 3 1
879 Your wife used the BBQNOW app to order a patio party. I'll follow you home. 1.2174 0.08794 23 18 5 0
880 The wife said I needed to get out more. 1.2174 0.10810 23 19 3 1
881 Boss said I could home from work today. 1.2174 0.10810 23 19 3 1
882 I founded the original Subway restaurant. 1.2174 0.08794 23 18 5 0
883 Won't be medium rare 'til we get to Times Square. 1.2174 0.08794 23 18 5 0
884 Batali said he'll be back in five. 1.2174 0.10810 23 19 3 1
885 You want it well done, you'll need to stay on past your station. 1.2174 0.10810 23 19 3 1
886 You've got two minutes to well-done before the next stop. Medium rare might be your best bet.... 1.2174 0.10810 23 19 3 1
887 Next stop--medium. 1.2174 0.10810 23 19 3 1
888 Can you flip this for me? I'm the next stop. 1.2174 0.08794 23 18 5 0
889 They can’t fine me if they can’t find me. 1.2174 0.10810 23 19 3 1
890 Sorry, but you have to order on the website. 1.2174 0.10810 23 19 3 1
891 This way I’ve got the whole city as my backyard. 1.2174 0.10810 23 19 3 1
892 Relax - it was free range. 1.2174 0.10810 23 19 3 1
893 Well, I feel it's an idea whose time has come, know what I'm sayin'? 1.2174 0.10810 23 19 3 1
894 I’m not allowed to cook on my balcony. 1.2174 0.10810 23 19 3 1
895 The delays on this line make me miss dinner. 1.2174 0.08794 23 18 5 0
896 Yes, I am the conductor and the auto pilot is on, why are you asking? 1.2174 0.08794 23 18 5 0
897 Oh, it's safe. It's gluten free! 1.2174 0.08794 23 18 5 0
898 It all started when I told my wife I wanted dinner on the table when I got home... 1.2174 0.10810 23 19 3 1
899 We are test marketing an alternative to Subway on the subway. 1.2174 0.10810 23 19 3 1
900 My food cart is in the garage today, 1.2174 0.10810 23 19 3 1
901 this is an all new, trendy kind of patty made from 100% underground beef. 1.2174 0.08794 23 18 5 0
902 This way when I get home dinner will be ready. 1.2174 0.08794 23 18 5 0
903 How else can I drink beer on the subway? 1.2174 0.10810 23 19 3 1
904 If you want it medium well, you're going to have to ride with me to Brooklyn. 1.2174 0.10810 23 19 3 1
905 It started with a little manspreading and took off from there. 1.2174 0.12505 23 20 1 2
906 Rare 14th Street - Medium 42nd - Well Done 77th. 1.2174 0.10810 23 19 3 1
907 Yeah, I used to check email on the way to work, too. 1.2174 0.10810 23 19 3 1
908 No! I don't have a takeout menu! 1.2174 0.08794 23 18 5 0
909 Don’t judge me for grilling three days early you commie scum. 1.2174 0.10810 23 19 3 1
910 I have to admit that tailgating during the Subway Series does get a little awkward. 1.2174 0.10810 23 19 3 1
911 Not to worry. The carbon monoxide escapes when the doors open. 1.2174 0.08794 23 18 5 0
912 Rare, one stop. Medium-rare, two stops. Medium to well, three stops. 1.2174 0.10810 23 19 3 1
913 The sign says 'No Smoking', not 'No Grilling' 1.2174 0.12505 23 20 1 2
914 How da ya think Ray Croc got started ? 1.2174 0.10810 23 19 3 1
915 What? You don't like BBQ? 1.2174 0.10810 23 19 3 1
916 Personally, I much prefer cooking on the third rail. 1.2174 0.08794 23 18 5 0
917 It's my day off. 1.2174 0.10810 23 19 3 1
918 How did you do in the egg toss? 1.2174 0.10810 23 19 3 1
919 Not sure how this is more disruptive than the accordions. 1.2174 0.10810 23 19 3 1
920 You wouldn't happen to be carrying lighter fluid in that briefcase would you? 1.2174 0.10810 23 19 3 1
921 I know what you're thinking. But, don't worry. It's grass-fed. 1.2174 0.08794 23 18 5 0
922 Yeah, but watch what happens when we make a fast stop. 1.2174 0.10810 23 19 3 1
923 I was so done with the brick and mortar business model 1.2174 0.08794 23 18 5 0
924 If you want a veggie burger, you'll have to transfer to the #6 train. 1.2174 0.10810 23 19 3 1
925 Quit staring-it's not like I'm using propane. 1.2174 0.08794 23 18 5 0
926 The food truck didn't work out. 1.2174 0.10810 23 19 3 1
927 And, for dessert, app crisp. 1.2174 0.10810 23 19 3 1
928 Ketchup, mustard or our subway special sauce. 1.2174 0.08794 23 18 5 0
929 For me, it’s charcoal or nothing. 1.2174 0.10810 23 19 3 1
930 And yes, of course there is the classic choice between recently killed animal flesh and, for the squeemish, the grilled garden veggie plate. 1.2174 0.10810 23 19 3 1
931 Your burger's free if you later supply me with medical evidence of food poisoning or gastrointestinal distress related to my burgers. 1.2174 0.12505 23 20 1 2
932 I’m sorry, this is the only train going to meatpacking. 1.2174 0.08794 23 18 5 0
933 If you were me, you'd be home by now. 1.2174 0.12505 23 20 1 2
934 The App for this is Burgers on a Train.com 1.2174 0.08794 23 18 5 0
935 If I do this on the street I need a permit. 1.2174 0.12505 23 20 1 2
936 Sorry, you can’t order the express burger with local beef. 1.2174 0.10810 23 19 3 1
937 Keeping up with my Paleo diet used to be hard... 1.2174 0.08794 23 18 5 0
938 I just moved from the suburbs and I’m still adjusting. 1.2174 0.10810 23 19 3 1
939 I only get ten vacation minutes. 1.2174 0.10810 23 19 3 1
940 I'm making burgers great again! 1.2174 0.08794 23 18 5 0
941 Ya gonna Instagram this, or what? 1.2174 0.08794 23 18 5 0
942 No, this is not Subway 1.2174 0.12505 23 20 1 2
943 well you did hit the fresh burger app 1.2174 0.10810 23 19 3 1
944 Eyes on your own stuff! 1.2174 0.08794 23 18 5 0
945 Your order will be ready by the next station. 1.2174 0.08794 23 18 5 0
946 Can't beat an iPhone 8 1.2174 0.10810 23 19 3 1
947 Yep, being a White guy I could grill with a gun and I wouldn't need a permit. 1.2174 0.10810 23 19 3 1
948 Always the perfectionist, Harold found time to practise before the big weekend. 1.2174 0.08794 23 18 5 0
949 If you’re interested, I think there is a franchise available on the “G” train. I can put in a good word for you 1.2174 0.12505 23 20 1 2
950 What? I saw it on HGTV’s new show, Grilling on the Go. 1.2174 0.10810 23 19 3 1
951 Now the MTA has a whole new way to grill you. 1.2174 0.12505 23 20 1 2
952 Hey, it's better than Subway. 1.2174 0.10810 23 19 3 1
953 Pretend it’s 1984, your subway car fills with smoke and poof your cell phone disappears. Now what you gonna do? 1.2174 0.08794 23 18 5 0
954 What's the problem? I'm not black. 1.2174 0.12505 23 20 1 2
955 This is rare. 1.2174 0.10810 23 19 3 1
956 This is what it looks like when Trump makes America great again. 1.2174 0.10810 23 19 3 1
957 It's authentic tunnel-to-car dining. 1.2174 0.10810 23 19 3 1
958 I like to start my weekend a little early 1.2174 0.10810 23 19 3 1
959 You're overcooking them. 1.2174 0.08794 23 18 5 0
960 Local, or express? 1.2174 0.08794 23 18 5 0
961 Aw shoot, this seemed clever until you sat on my ketchup and bun. 1.2174 0.08794 23 18 5 0
962 Just getting in some practice before I meet with Mueller. 1.2174 0.10810 23 19 3 1
963 Nah, pizza's in the next car. 1.2174 0.12505 23 20 1 2
964 Home Depot, if it's any business of yours. Where'd that dumb-ass phone come from? 1.2174 0.10810 23 19 3 1
965 It’s subway rare, or do you want to add something to spice it up? But it’s not free and don’t give me that look on your face or you will receive it in your face buster. 1.2174 0.10810 23 19 3 1
966 Spare buns? 1.2174 0.10810 23 19 3 1
967 If you're checking, I have a B rating. 1.2174 0.08794 23 18 5 0
968 It's a Subway sandwich. 1.2174 0.12505 23 20 1 2
969 What do you mean you want it well-done--this isn't some fancy underground restaurant! 1.2174 0.10810 23 19 3 1
970 Got any buns? 1.2174 0.10810 23 19 3 1
971 Enhancing your ride. Your Transit Authority dollars at work. 1.2174 0.08794 23 18 5 0
972 You ordered the iBurger? 1.2174 0.10810 23 19 3 1
973 If you need this well done, you are going to have to stay on AT LEAST til Central Park North. 1.2174 0.08794 23 18 5 0
974 So how long are you booked for this Airbnb? 1.2174 0.08794 23 18 5 0
975 Of course we barbecue. Do you think we're 'Subway'? 1.2174 0.10810 23 19 3 1
976 Was that medium rare? 1.2174 0.08794 23 18 5 0
977 Don't look, but there's someone "manspreading" over there. 1.2174 0.10810 23 19 3 1
978 You may have thought about it-I’m living it. 1.2174 0.12505 23 20 1 2
979 Don't call the cops, I'm white. 1.2174 0.08794 23 18 5 0
980 It's not the usual thing, but I would advise choosing well-done, medium. or rare based on how distant your station is. 1.2174 0.08794 23 18 5 0
981 Now, you're actually wrong for doing that on so many levels! 1.2174 0.10810 23 19 3 1
982 So, is this one of those pop-up restaurants? 1.2174 0.12505 23 20 1 2
983 Free range prime rat. 1.2174 0.10810 23 19 3 1
984 I work for Subway. 1.2174 0.12505 23 20 1 2
985 You can bring your own food into Yankee Stadium 1.2174 0.10810 23 19 3 1
986 There's no texting on the Q Line. 1.2174 0.08794 23 18 5 0
987 Sourced? What, third rail ain't good enough for ya? 1.2174 0.08794 23 18 5 0
988 It’s like Uber, but, for meats. 1.2174 0.10810 23 19 3 1
989 It's delicious. Raised strictly on f-words and manspreaders. 1.2174 0.10810 23 19 3 1
990 ... so if the focus groups love it, the MTA and the Pest Control Bureau will roll it out wide next summer. 1.2174 0.10810 23 19 3 1
991 This is the only job Trump was able to save for me. Too much competition on the street. 1.2174 0.10810 23 19 3 1
992 Text me how you'd like your burgers. 1.2174 0.10810 23 19 3 1
993 The bank took my house, they took my car, but at least I still got my grill. 1.2174 0.08794 23 18 5 0
994 I was told this was the Flavor Town Express.... 1.2174 0.10810 23 19 3 1
995 I used to play the tuba, but this is more self-$ustaining. 1.2174 0.08794 23 18 5 0
996 Rare, medium, well done? Text me. 1.2174 0.10810 23 19 3 1
997 At 34th you can switch to the uptown D train for condiments. 1.2174 0.10810 23 19 3 1
998 Unless you’re staying on until Brooklyn Bridge, the best I can do is medium rare.... 1.2174 0.10810 23 19 3 1
999 Is this the B-B-Q train? 1.2174 0.10810 23 19 3 1
1000 If the Mountain Won't Come... 1.2174 0.08794 23 18 5 0
1001 It's a free country - for guys like me. 1.2174 0.08794 23 18 5 0
1002 What, you never seen a burner before? 1.2174 0.08794 23 18 5 0
1003 Chef begins training for the Orient Express. 1.2174 0.10810 23 19 3 1
1004 Of course I'm not cooking it over direct heat. Do I look like an idiot? 1.2174 0.10810 23 19 3 1
1005 My wife enjoys Midtown Manhattan; I prefer Long Island. This is kind of a Green Acres thing in reverse. 1.2174 0.08794 23 18 5 0
1006 The airlines nixed the idea. 1.2174 0.08794 23 18 5 0
1007 Think of it as a burnt offering. 1.2174 0.10810 23 19 3 1
1008 Well-done burgers are only sold on local trains. 1.2174 0.10810 23 19 3 1
1009 I'm going to have to ask you to leave. 1.2174 0.08794 23 18 5 0
1010 This is a new Uber service so you don' t lose any time to grab a bite while on the run! 1.2174 0.08794 23 18 5 0
1011 Of course, all my food is to go! 1.2174 0.10810 23 19 3 1
1012 Ask SIRI if she thinks you want cheese on it 1.2174 0.12505 23 20 1 2
1013 My wife says I need to unplug. 1.2174 0.10810 23 19 3 1
1014 Would you like your burger to go? 1.2174 0.08794 23 18 5 0
1015 The onions help with the subway smell. 1.2174 0.10810 23 19 3 1
1016 Food trucks can suck it. 1.2174 0.12505 23 20 1 2
1017 Food subway should do better than food truck; don’t you think? 1.2174 0.08794 23 18 5 0
1018 "Rare,medium,well done,or just for you,who cares?" 1.2174 0.10810 23 19 3 1
1019 It's ratatouille panini with metrocardia relish. 1.2174 0.08794 23 18 5 0
1020 Didn't see people scoffing when you ate that hotdog from the food truck yesterday. 1.2174 0.10810 23 19 3 1
1021 Sure it's cancerous, but it tastes so good! 1.2174 0.10810 23 19 3 1
1022 My specialty is track to table." 1.2174 0.10810 23 19 3 1
1023 Lawyer, but it tastes like chicken. 1.2174 0.10810 23 19 3 1
1024 I got the idea after reading Hemingway's "A Moveable Feast. " 1.2174 0.10810 23 19 3 1
1025 Anyone can get a food truck! 1.2174 0.08794 23 18 5 0
1026 Text your order. 1.2174 0.08794 23 18 5 0
1027 Love your wife hate your wife, I’ve got the burger for you. 1.2174 0.10810 23 19 3 1
1028 The subway's really starting to heat up. 1.2174 0.10810 23 19 3 1
1029 Given the option, why not eat fresh? 1.2174 0.08794 23 18 5 0
1030 My truck is in the shop 1.2174 0.10810 23 19 3 1
1031 SUBWAY GRILL appreciates your business. Come again soon. 1.2174 0.10810 23 19 3 1
1032 With all the household chores and looking after the kids, I really didn't have the time to cook today. Want some? 1.2174 0.10810 23 19 3 1
1033 No, you can't have a sip of my beer. Get your own. 1.2174 0.08794 23 18 5 0
1034 Jealous? 1.2174 0.10810 23 19 3 1
1035 Hey, don't give me the third degree. We all have our addictions. 1.2174 0.10810 23 19 3 1
1036 Food truck had a flat. 1.2174 0.10810 23 19 3 1
1037 Subway's expanding. 1.2174 0.08794 23 18 5 0
1038 My wife told me to "get a life." 1.2174 0.08794 23 18 5 0
1039 Sushi? You got the wrong app. 1.2174 0.08794 23 18 5 0
1040 Well the brochure did list modified dining car. 1.2174 0.08794 23 18 5 0
1041 How would you like your rat cooked? Rare, Medium or Well Done? 1.2174 0.10810 23 19 3 1
1042 It's Grill-time! 1.2174 0.10810 23 19 3 1
1043 You’ve never heard of a pop up restaurant before? 1.2174 0.08794 23 18 5 0
1044 I lost my house, not my suburban ethos. 1.2174 0.10810 23 19 3 1
1045 Relax it's a Vape Grill! 1.2174 0.10810 23 19 3 1
1046 Are you hungry for a change? It's a long ride. 1.2174 0.10810 23 19 3 1
1047 You can take a man out of the suburbs, but you can't take the suburbs out of the man. 1.2174 0.10810 23 19 3 1
1048 Do you want your burger to go? 1.2174 0.08794 23 18 5 0
1049 My landlord wouldn't allow it on the balcony. 1.2174 0.10810 23 19 3 1
1050 If you’re getting off at Rockefeller Center it’ll have to be a minute steak. 1.2174 0.10810 23 19 3 1
1051 It's the newest franchise. 1.2174 0.08794 23 18 5 0
1052 The sign says NO EATING not NO COOKING 1.2174 0.08794 23 18 5 0
1053 This is the Lex #4 Express, so your burgers will be ready before 59th Street. 1.2174 0.08794 23 18 5 0
1054 So sue me. You think everybody's got a nice big back yard in the burbs? 1.2174 0.10810 23 19 3 1
1055 He loved the IRT. This was his final wish. 1.2174 0.10810 23 19 3 1
1056 Sorry. If you’re getting off next stop it’ll have to be rare. 1.2174 0.08794 23 18 5 0
1057 I've got softball tonight so it makes to grab a bite on the train. 1.2174 0.10810 23 19 3 1
1058 I tried working from home, but I missed all the excitement of the commute. 1.2174 0.10810 23 19 3 1
1059 My apartment doesn’t allow open flames. 1.2174 0.10810 23 19 3 1
1060 You know, it's rude to be glued to your phones like that. You should really try being more present. 1.2174 0.10810 23 19 3 1
1061 This is the express. I only do medium-well on the local. 1.2174 0.10810 23 19 3 1
1062 Can’t do well-done on the express, pal, you have to get on the local for that. 1.2174 0.08794 23 18 5 0
1063 Make it rare I get off at 57th street! 1.2174 0.10810 23 19 3 1
1064 The two of you might think about getting a real hobby. 1.2174 0.10810 23 19 3 1
1065 77th Street? Best I can do is medium-rare for ya! 1.2174 0.10810 23 19 3 1
1066 At least I’m not clipping my toenails. 1.2174 0.10810 23 19 3 1
1067 Friday's Mahi Mahi. 1.2174 0.12505 23 20 1 2
1068 I always bring my lunch. 1.2174 0.10810 23 19 3 1
1069 Before ya get da house wine pairing, dis here is what ya call your amuse-bouche. On me. What the hell, right? 1.2174 0.10810 23 19 3 1
1070 We only serve it to-go. 1.2174 0.10810 23 19 3 1
1071 Did you call an Uber Eats? 1.2174 0.08794 23 18 5 0
1072 Low overhead 1.2174 0.08794 23 18 5 0
1073 My kid’s school really needs the money.” 1.2174 0.10810 23 19 3 1
1074 42nd street is rare. For Medium you got to go to Harlem. 1.2174 0.08794 23 18 5 0
1075 What are you having? 1.2174 0.08794 23 18 5 0
1076 What? Some people like their Subways warmed up. 1.2174 0.08794 23 18 5 0
1077 I’m not a pan handler. 1.2174 0.10810 23 19 3 1
1078 I used to make good money until TSA wised up. 1.2174 0.12505 23 20 1 2
1079 This grill is on fire! 1.2174 0.10810 23 19 3 1
1080 I kill two birds with one stone. Then I grill them. 1.2174 0.10810 23 19 3 1
1081 You realize, of course, their being no service down here , I am the only one not feigning productivity. 1.2143 0.09424 28 23 4 1
1082 Relax, it’s charcoal! 1.2143 0.08018 42 35 5 2
1083 49th rare, 7th well done. 1.2121 0.10442 33 29 1 3
1084 It’s fathers day somewhere 1.2083 0.08468 24 19 5 0
1085 Oh, put your phone away. The sign doesn't say anything about grilling! 1.2083 0.10389 24 20 3 1
1086 Hey pal. This is the subway. No t-bones. 1.2083 0.10389 24 20 3 1
1087 Talk about “subway fresh...” 1.2083 0.10389 24 20 3 1
1088 Hello. Welcome to Subway. 1.2083 0.12007 24 21 1 2
1089 Order the next one anyway you like it from Just Like Dad's on Amazon. 1.2083 0.12007 24 21 1 2
1090 The grilling and the beer help to mask the taste of the poison. 1.2083 0.10389 24 20 3 1
1091 Getting a head start on the weekend. 1.2083 0.08468 24 19 5 0
1092 Welcome to the IRT company picnic.. 1.2083 0.08468 24 19 5 0
1093 It's that kind of day. No time for lunch. 1.2083 0.08468 24 19 5 0
1094 The doctor will see you once you've had two hot dogs so that your lipid levels will rise alarmingly 1.2083 0.10389 24 20 3 1
1095 It's my new fast food idea. Go on, give me a Yelp review. 1.2083 0.10389 24 20 3 1
1096 Yes. Most of the burgers are on the rare side. 1.2083 0.10389 24 20 3 1
1097 Because there's no gas hook-up in here, that's why. 1.2083 0.10389 24 20 3 1
1098 The whole food truck scene was getting really old. 1.2083 0.08468 24 19 5 0
1099 Summer weather is better down here... 1.2083 0.08468 24 19 5 0
1100 I know, mesquite lump charcoal was a gamechanger for me, too. 1.2083 0.10389 24 20 3 1
1101 Whaddaya think you’re better than me? 1.2083 0.10389 24 20 3 1
1102 At least I can keep my tips here. 1.2083 0.08468 24 19 5 0
1103 Like you've never seen a subway sandwich before? 1.2083 0.10389 24 20 3 1
1104 Hey, #howdidyounavigatethegap? is trending. 1.2083 0.10389 24 20 3 1
1105 Pop-up store for instahotdog.com. On line 6 only until 11/21. 1.2083 0.10389 24 20 3 1
1106 Why, yes, this is the deluxe dining car. 1.2083 0.08468 24 19 5 0
1107 Out of all the things in the world right now, this is what catches your eye? 1.2083 0.08468 24 19 5 0
1108 It makes too much smoke in my backyard. 1.2083 0.10389 24 20 3 1
1109 I started with a food truck, now I’ve moved up to a food train! 1.2083 0.08468 24 19 5 0
1110 I came to rely on my phone too much, so I gave it up. Say, could one of you Google medium temp for a burger? 1.2083 0.10389 24 20 3 1
1111 If you wanted that well-done, you should have taken the local. 1.2083 0.08468 24 19 5 0
1112 It's a therapy grill. 1.2083 0.10389 24 20 3 1
1113 You have opened the Hologram Barbecue App. 1.2083 0.08468 24 19 5 0
1114 How rude of me, did you want some? 1.2083 0.08468 24 19 5 0
1115 If anyone can find it in their heart to donate some beef, chicken, or even pork, any amount is appreciated. 1.2083 0.10389 24 20 3 1
1116 If you like this dumpling, you will love my website. 1.2083 0.10389 24 20 3 1
1117 He looked at the fireman and then he said, We’re going to reach Frisco but we’ll all be dead. 1.2083 0.10389 24 20 3 1
1118 If you want it well done you'll have to stay on until 116th Street. 1.2083 0.08468 24 19 5 0
1119 Now this is what I call "manspreading" 1.2083 0.12007 24 21 1 2
1120 When shall we three meat again? 1.2083 0.10389 24 20 3 1
1121 I prefer to call it "spatulahandling" 1.2083 0.08468 24 19 5 0
1122 I’m feeling rather conflicted about my retirement. 1.2083 0.08468 24 19 5 0
1123 The MTA exhaust fumes provide a certain je ne sais quoi. 1.2083 0.10389 24 20 3 1
1124 She kept the house but I got the BBQ 1.2083 0.12007 24 21 1 2
1125 It's a long commute, and I get hungry. 1.2083 0.10389 24 20 3 1
1126 You wouldn't happen to have a plate, would you? 1.2083 0.08468 24 19 5 0
1127 Health inspectors can't find me if I'm on the move! 1.2083 0.08468 24 19 5 0
1128 What were you expecting -a subway sandwich? 1.2083 0.10389 24 20 3 1
1129 Next time I’m bringing veggie burgers. I’m starting to get funny looks. 1.2083 0.10389 24 20 3 1
1130 Look, you didn't have to take the Q train. 1.2083 0.10389 24 20 3 1
1131 Uuh, so who's manning the controls? 1.2083 0.10389 24 20 3 1
1132 Sure it's burned to a crisp, but it's only ten bucks! 1.2083 0.10389 24 20 3 1
1133 The burgers will be ready about 3 stops from now. 1.2083 0.08468 24 19 5 0
1134 And when I am done cooking, its indoor fireworks time. 1.2083 0.10389 24 20 3 1
1135 Not up for burgers? If you change at 59th Street, the 7th Avenue line's got half-smokes and the Lexington Ave is doing a fish fry. 1.2083 0.10389 24 20 3 1
1136 You have to order through the App. 1.2083 0.12007 24 21 1 2
1137 This is taking manspreading to a new level. 1.2083 0.10389 24 20 3 1
1138 Rare, medium or thermonuclear? 1.2083 0.10389 24 20 3 1
1139 This is just a little extra service from Meals on Wheels. 1.2083 0.10389 24 20 3 1
1140 Thanks for not man-spreading, and giving me room. 1.2083 0.10389 24 20 3 1
1141 B Train Slider? With or Without the GCS Stop? 1.2083 0.08468 24 19 5 0
1142 I’m saving to get a truck 1.2083 0.08468 24 19 5 0
1143 I'm about to manspread some ketchup on it. 1.2083 0.08468 24 19 5 0
1144 You didn't mind the break dancers or the guy selling meth, but this you object to? 1.2083 0.08468 24 19 5 0
1145 Food Trucks are done man. Food Way is the future. 1.2083 0.08468 24 19 5 0
1146 Does that happen to have a starter fluid app on it? 1.2083 0.10389 24 20 3 1
1147 You have to take the #1 if you want tacos 1.2083 0.10389 24 20 3 1
1148 It's so hot down here I can grill without fuel. 1.2083 0.10389 24 20 3 1
1149 Actually, I'm just visiting from the suburbs. 1.2083 0.08468 24 19 5 0
1150 $5 and you can tell me what I'm doing wrong, if you make it $10 you can also flip the burger 1.2083 0.10389 24 20 3 1
1151 15 minutes ago this guy was crawling right where you’re sitting. It doesn’t get any fresher than that. 1.2083 0.10389 24 20 3 1
1152 I was riding a train one day and got hankering for fresh burger, and so here we are. 1.2083 0.10389 24 20 3 1
1153 Do you think this strikes the right note of middle aged whimsy? 1.2083 0.10389 24 20 3 1
1154 I'm part of the get to know Trump voters outreach program. 1.2083 0.10389 24 20 3 1
1155 My permit? It’s anarchy, sir. 1.2083 0.10389 24 20 3 1
1156 My food truck is in the repair shop 1.2083 0.10389 24 20 3 1
1157 Using the third rail didn't give it the same flavor as charcoal 1.2083 0.08468 24 19 5 0
1158 Why the train? I got kicked off the platform. 1.2083 0.10389 24 20 3 1
1159 There’s less competition down here... 1.2083 0.08468 24 19 5 0
1160 You'll have to put your phones away. New York Transit has subway dining standards. 1.2069 0.07655 29 23 6 0
1161 Are you sure that it will be ready by 59th Street? 1.2059 0.08208 34 28 5 1
1162 Fast food anyone? 1.2059 0.07039 34 27 7 0
1163 What? 1.2051 0.07510 39 32 6 1
1164 It's the new EPA regs for your breakfast convenience! 1.2041 0.07131 49 41 6 2
1165 I thought you said you wanted it ‘to go?’ 1.2000 0.10000 25 21 3 1
1166 We have moved on from manspreading to lamb spreading 1.2000 0.10000 25 21 3 1
1167 I work at home. 1.2000 0.10000 25 21 3 1
1168 I suppose wearing an apron on the subway looks a bit odd? 1.2000 0.10000 25 21 3 1
1169 Because the rent is too damn high. 1.2000 0.08165 25 20 5 0
1170 You might say I'm well trained. 1.2000 0.08841 30 25 4 1
1171 Do I show up to your place of work and judge you? 1.2000 0.10000 25 21 3 1
1172 They told me to take the B express to the B local one stop and transfer to the Q. 1.2000 0.08165 25 20 5 0
1173 There is never a time not to barbecue. You want a cold drink? 1.2000 0.08165 25 20 5 0
1174 I gotta find some more meat. Would you watch this for just a minute? 1.2000 0.06860 35 28 7 0
1175 It should be perfectly medium-rare by the 57th Street stop. 1.2000 0.10000 25 21 3 1
1176 It’s the train’s emergency steak. 1.2000 0.10000 25 21 3 1
1177 I find them under the seats. Why? 1.2000 0.10000 25 21 3 1
1178 Which one of you ordered the tube steak from Amazon Prime? 1.2000 0.08165 25 20 5 0
1179 Do you want flies with that? 1.2000 0.07521 45 38 5 2
1180 Hey pal... Mind your own business. 1.2000 0.09873 35 31 1 3
1181 No matter how I cook it, it's rare. 1.1935 0.08575 31 26 4 1
1182 Harold quits his subway saxophone job to follow his dream of bringing free range, grass fed beef burgers to time compromised commuters. 1.1905 0.11168 21 18 2 1
1183 For well done,you gotta ride to at least 145 . 1.1905 0.08781 21 17 4 0
1184 Here on this car it's always the 4th of July. 1.1905 0.11168 21 18 2 1
1185 The app says I select the sauce tab when we hit 34 st. 1.1905 0.11168 21 18 2 1
1186 Subterrranean subs sell for more. 1.1905 0.13128 21 19 0 2
1187 What? You'd prefer Pizza Rat's leftovers? 1.1905 0.11168 21 18 2 1
1188 Spare any change for a burger? 1.1905 0.11168 21 18 2 1
1189 That's right, I'm taking manspreading to the next level. You got a problem with that? 1.1905 0.08781 21 17 4 0
1190 I'm a little out of date on my subway app, beer app and BBQ app. Would you download them for a burger? 1.1905 0.11168 21 18 2 1
1191 'You can order online, buddy.' 1.1905 0.11168 21 18 2 1
1192 How do you want that cooked: first-stop, second-stop or end-of-the-line? 1.1905 0.08781 21 17 4 0
1193 No, it's not a rat. 1.1905 0.11168 21 18 2 1
1194 I hope you like it rare as your station is next! 1.1905 0.08781 21 17 4 0
1195 Hemingway, of course. 1.1905 0.11168 21 18 2 1
1196 It’s the hottest new app! 1.1905 0.08781 21 17 4 0
1197 Looks like I won’t be getting out to the Hampton’s this summer.” 1.1905 0.11168 21 18 2 1
1198 You have no idea how many fellas look at me like that. Next thing you know, I’m grilling their smartphone juuuust the way they like it. 1.1905 0.08781 21 17 4 0
1199 I like to finish it on the third rail -- really seals in the flavor. 1.1905 0.11168 21 18 2 1
1200 Fried falafel in the subway. Try it - it's a New York specialty! 1.1905 0.08781 21 17 4 0
1201 Do you prefer your filth rare or well done? 1.1905 0.08781 21 17 4 0
1202 I'm training for a BBQ cook-off. 1.1905 0.08781 21 17 4 0
1203 This train will now run Express stops to Connecticut. 1.1905 0.11168 21 18 2 1
1204 If you want to get better apps on your commute, first you have to board the Q train. 1.1905 0.11168 21 18 2 1
1205 What's your beef with my tofu? 1.1905 0.11168 21 18 2 1
1206 It's just charcoal ever since they banned my smoker. 1.1905 0.08781 21 17 4 0
1207 My car's at the shop 1.1905 0.11168 21 18 2 1
1208 We’ll be serving barbecue in business class today. 1.1905 0.11168 21 18 2 1
1209 And I suppose YOU have a backyard in New York City?? 1.1905 0.08781 21 17 4 0
1210 Sure, I can cook and look at the same time. 1.1905 0.11168 21 18 2 1
1211 Solves my two problems: homelessness and unemployment! 1.1905 0.11168 21 18 2 1
1212 I'm new at being homeless. 1.1905 0.08781 21 17 4 0
1213 I'm thinking about a group selfie, but outdoor lighting is more flattering. 1.1905 0.11168 21 18 2 1
1214 If you’re getting off at Soho, it’ll have to be medium-rare. 1.1905 0.11168 21 18 2 1
1215 No, I don't have an app, but I do have ketchup packets. 1.1905 0.11168 21 18 2 1
1216 It's called 'MAGAspreading' and it's here to stay. 1.1905 0.11168 21 18 2 1
1217 It's the open-door mugginess and a/c combo that gives it that special taste." 1.1905 0.08781 21 17 4 0
1218 You'll have to take it rare; you're the next stop. 1.1905 0.08781 21 17 4 0
1219 Oh wow, I've always wanted one of those! 1.1905 0.11168 21 18 2 1
1220 This way I add 2 hours to every weekend. 1.1905 0.11168 21 18 2 1
1221 Please, no cell phone use in line. 1.1905 0.08781 21 17 4 0
1222 Location, location, location. So, here I am. 1.1905 0.08781 21 17 4 0
1223 Don’cha love the smell of lithium in the morning? 1.1905 0.11168 21 18 2 1
1224 No... I still haven’t returned.... 1.1905 0.08781 21 17 4 0
1225 It’s called a ‘working weekend.” Boss couldn’t spring for a working vacation. 1.1905 0.11168 21 18 2 1
1226 Almost got this 4 day work week down. 1.1905 0.08781 21 17 4 0
1227 I'm blazing a trail. 1.1905 0.08781 21 17 4 0
1228 It’s the MTA’s way of saying “Nothing is getting fixed anytime soon." 1.1905 0.11168 21 18 2 1
1229 Now you know why it always smells like hotdogs in the subway. 1.1905 0.08781 21 17 4 0
1230 No, I do not have any Grey Poupon. 1.1905 0.08781 21 17 4 0
1231 Straphanger steak. Well-done. 1.1905 0.08781 21 17 4 0
1232 Don’t tell me you forgot the buns! 1.1905 0.08781 21 17 4 0
1233 How would you like your burger -- rare, medium, or terminal? 1.1905 0.08781 21 17 4 0
1234 You read your email, I choose to relax on my commute. 1.1905 0.11168 21 18 2 1
1235 Yeh, the sign says 'no eating,' but nuthin' about 'no cooking.' 1.1905 0.08781 21 17 4 0
1236 MTA is providing hot-food concessions and addressing the vermin problem all at once. Meatball? 1.1905 0.08781 21 17 4 0
1237 Food trucks are so 2016, you know? 1.1905 0.11168 21 18 2 1
1238 I launched the U-BER-B-Q app this morning, went public at noon and will be selling out to a private equity firm at the next station. 1.1905 0.11168 21 18 2 1
1239 For a great rotisserie, visit me on Wednesdays at the turnstiles. 1.1905 0.08781 21 17 4 0
1240 The soda ain't cold but it's only a buck. 1.1905 0.08781 21 17 4 0
1241 And then they said my personal life is affecting my work. 1.1905 0.08781 21 17 4 0
1242 It's hamburger that's been isolated. 1.1905 0.11168 21 18 2 1
1243 Sorry, I'm just a cook in training 1.1905 0.11168 21 18 2 1
1244 Ever heard of "terroir"? 1.1905 0.11168 21 18 2 1
1245 Don't like it? Next time take a A line instead of the BBQ. 1.1905 0.08781 21 17 4 0
1246 Like this is most shocking thing you've seen on the subway 1.1905 0.08781 21 17 4 0
1247 Whaaat , It's kosher! 1.1905 0.08781 21 17 4 0
1248 Mind the spread 1.1905 0.11168 21 18 2 1
1249 It's part of the city's rat recycling program. 1.1905 0.11168 21 18 2 1
1250 I turn grills on. 1.1905 0.07800 42 36 4 2
1251 Just order from my ap. 1.1905 0.11168 21 18 2 1
1252 Is this the express train to Bridgehampton? 1.1905 0.13128 21 19 0 2
1253 You get off when? No problem, rare'll be ready in two stops. 1.1905 0.11168 21 18 2 1
1254 It's below-ground beef. 1.1905 0.11168 21 18 2 1
1255 I'm part of the MTA's Dine and Dash program. 1.1905 0.08781 21 17 4 0
1256 What? It's my side hustle. 1.1905 0.11168 21 18 2 1
1257 There's no smoking in here, so medium-well is probably pushing it. 1.1905 0.11168 21 18 2 1
1258 It's 100% vegan, though 1.1905 0.08781 21 17 4 0
1259 Our co-op has a no-barbecue rule. 1.1905 0.11168 21 18 2 1
1260 Barbecue and beer are the only signs of summer given my three jobs. 1.1905 0.08781 21 17 4 0
1261 Closet tailgaters, right? 1.1905 0.08781 21 17 4 0
1262 Here or to go? 1.1905 0.08781 21 17 4 0
1263 I’ll have time to make yours well done if we get another delay. 1.1905 0.11168 21 18 2 1
1264 Haven't ya heard of a club car? 1.1905 0.08781 21 17 4 0
1265 I only have time to multi-task. 1.1905 0.11168 21 18 2 1
1266 Why am I doing this? Because the genie heard kingsford day. 1.1905 0.11168 21 18 2 1
1267 The MTA started selling bbq rats to fix the signals and upgrade the tracks. 1.1905 0.11168 21 18 2 1
1268 It was the featured recipe in last month's "Subway Today" summer issue. 1.1905 0.11168 21 18 2 1
1269 Can you shout out 'Yes, Chef!' every time I say something to you? 1.1905 0.08781 21 17 4 0
1270 The cooler is coming at the next stop. While you're waiting, medium rare or well done? 1.1905 0.11168 21 18 2 1
1271 A nice burger on the IRT to go with your Facebook feed...life is good. You want fries with that? 1.1905 0.11168 21 18 2 1
1272 Where's it from? Right here. Tastes just like chicken. 1.1905 0.11168 21 18 2 1
1273 Finally a subway performer I can get behind! 1.1905 0.08781 21 17 4 0
1274 Hey! Have you never seen a bar-b-que grill on a subway car before? 1.1905 0.11168 21 18 2 1
1275 If we let it cook until the next stop, it will certainly be well done. 1.1905 0.11168 21 18 2 1
1276 Pardon me, do you happen to have any Poupon™? 1.1905 0.11168 21 18 2 1
1277 You ever wonder where all the rats go after they’re dead? You ever wonder how the homeless are kept fed? 1.1875 0.08325 32 27 4 1
1278 We're getting a wiffle ball game going on the F Train if you're interested. 1.1852 0.10725 27 24 1 2
1279 I am going to make a truly authentic Subway Sandwich! 1.1818 0.10683 22 19 2 1
1280 Well done, medium or underground? 1.1818 0.08417 22 18 4 0
1281 I'll retrieve and prepare the rat before you get off — tell everyone at the office you were on a safari. 1.1818 0.10683 22 19 2 1
1282 Yeah, I have a lot more free time since I got rid of my smart phone. 1.1818 0.08417 22 18 4 0
1283 The rats are locally sourced, cage free, and I only use the gluten free discarded pizza crusts for the buns. 1.1818 0.10683 22 19 2 1
1284 Samsung S9 I see. Good choice. A lot cheaper than an iPhone X, the camera’s just as good and you have longer battery life. Now I would give the iPhone an edge as far as the display goes... 1.1818 0.08089 33 28 4 1
1285 I only eat what I kill 1.1818 0.08417 22 18 4 0
1286 For well done you'll have to wait until 125th 1.1818 0.10683 22 19 2 1
1287 Keeps my business moving 1.1818 0.08417 22 18 4 0
1288 You want cheese on that? 1.1818 0.12547 22 20 0 2
1289 Today is Sunday, right? 1.1818 0.10683 22 19 2 1
1290 Emotional support animals are my specialty. 1.1818 0.10683 22 19 2 1
1291 My weiner has a first name, its: M-I-N-D-Y-O-U-R-O-W-N-B-U-S-I-N-E-S-S 1.1818 0.10683 22 19 2 1
1292 What, you haven't heard of the latest barbecue app? 1.1818 0.08417 22 18 4 0
1293 All our meat is locally sourced. 1.1818 0.10683 22 19 2 1
1294 You do you... 1.1818 0.08417 22 18 4 0
1295 Technically, I have locations all over town. 1.1818 0.10683 22 19 2 1
1296 Look, just like Trump with Twitter, I'm an emotionally weak person and I cannot function for one waking minute without my grill. 1.1818 0.10683 22 19 2 1
1297 I’m conducting a racial acceptance social experiment. 1.1818 0.08417 22 18 4 0
1298 We need a good Yelp review. Everything's riding on it. 1.1818 0.10683 22 19 2 1
1299 So I started doing this just to earn a couple bucks but I just fell in love with it. 1.1818 0.08417 22 18 4 0
1300 Rat briquette, buddy? 1.1818 0.08417 22 18 4 0
1301 What about carbon monoxide? 1.1818 0.10683 22 19 2 1
1302 This is the BMT,not the BBQ. 1.1818 0.08417 22 18 4 0
1303 My wife said I had to get another hobby. 1.1818 0.08417 22 18 4 0
1304 I make the best burgers under Earth! 1.1818 0.10683 22 19 2 1
1305 I’m selling franchises. You interested? 1.1818 0.10683 22 19 2 1
1306 Three hours for a table in Brooklyn, that's why. 1.1818 0.08417 22 18 4 0
1307 We are taking to-go to a whole new level. 1.1818 0.12547 22 20 0 2
1308 The Mets aren't worth the cost of the parking spot to tailgate. 1.1818 0.10683 22 19 2 1
1309 My other grill is an Echelon Diamond E790s 1.1818 0.10683 22 19 2 1
1310 This one is called my ''Better than staring at your cellphone" burger. 1.1818 0.08417 22 18 4 0
1311 This is the B line, not the BBQ line. 1.1818 0.10683 22 19 2 1
1312 I like to start the weekend early. 1.1818 0.08417 22 18 4 0
1313 You wouldn’t happen to have a bun and some condiments in that briefcase would you? 1.1818 0.08417 22 18 4 0
1314 Honestly, people are so absorbed in their phones that you're the first person to notice. 1.1818 0.08417 22 18 4 0
1315 Nothing good on facebook? 1.1818 0.08417 22 18 4 0
1316 I can never get home in time for dinner. 1.1818 0.10683 22 19 2 1
1317 It’s our new Farm-to-F-Train concept. 1.1818 0.08417 22 18 4 0
1318 Stand clear of the grilling franks, please. 1.1818 0.08417 22 18 4 0
1319 So medium rare is good for you or? 1.1818 0.08417 22 18 4 0
1320 What, you expect me to barbeque in my studio apartment? 1.1818 0.08417 22 18 4 0
1321 Today I'm pulling out all the stops. 1.1818 0.08417 22 18 4 0
1322 It's only until the infrastructure is fixed. 1.1818 0.10683 22 19 2 1
1323 You can pick up the salad at 23rd Street. 1.1818 0.08417 22 18 4 0
1324 Talking on a cellphone in the subway is prohibited 1.1818 0.10683 22 19 2 1
1325 Yes. We booked a reservation online well in advance to guarantee that we had the Chef’s table. 1.1818 0.08417 22 18 4 0
1326 This is the real subway sandwich. 1.1818 0.10683 22 19 2 1
1327 Its my last one, you can have it for 2 bucks. 1.1818 0.10683 22 19 2 1
1328 You have your distractions, I have mine. 1.1818 0.08417 22 18 4 0
1329 It's a soft drink, it doesn't have to be in a bag 1.1818 0.08417 22 18 4 0
1330 I can only do medium-rare unless you're going uptown. 1.1818 0.08417 22 18 4 0
1331 Today’s special is Phlegmish. 1.1818 0.08417 22 18 4 0
1332 Can I interest you in a rat burger pal? 1.1818 0.08417 22 18 4 0
1333 No way! Well done steaks carry carcinogens, far too dangerous! 1.1818 0.08417 22 18 4 0
1334 Better make it medium rare, I'm getting off next stop. 1.1818 0.08417 22 18 4 0
1335 Burger's Ready! My kind of news feed. The kind I'm feeding on. 1.1818 0.08417 22 18 4 0
1336 Lucky you! Today is the first day of our meal service for our eight hour crosss town train ride. 1.1818 0.12547 22 20 0 2
1337 You feed on social media, I feed on BBQ! 1.1818 0.08417 22 18 4 0
1338 Actually not that rare. 1.1818 0.08417 22 18 4 0
1339 Think you could tear your eyes away from your phones long enough to tell me how you'd like your burgers done?" 1.1818 0.08417 22 18 4 0
1340 Gotta compete with Subway somehow. 1.1818 0.08417 22 18 4 0
1341 I’m just tired of writing letters to the Metropolitan Transportation Authority about the number of times their track delays have made me late for supper. 1.1818 0.10683 22 19 2 1
1342 Two more stops for medium-rare. 1.1818 0.10683 22 19 2 1
1343 I get hassled on the A, but on two trains they let me be: B, Q 1.1818 0.12547 22 20 0 2
1344 Just because I’m a cook doesn’t mean I don’t sometimes take my work home. 1.1818 0.08417 22 18 4 0
1345 Hot dogs? Two cars up. 1.1818 0.10683 22 19 2 1
1346 Y'all aren't from Texas, are you. 1.1818 0.10683 22 19 2 1
1347 You celebrate your way. I’ll celebrate mine. 1.1818 0.08417 22 18 4 0
1348 AirBMT 1.1818 0.08417 22 18 4 0
1349 It's not just for trucks anymore. 1.1818 0.08417 22 18 4 0
1350 For those of us trapped in the city this summer I am hoping to evoke memories of barbecues by the lake. 1.1818 0.08417 22 18 4 0
1351 My wife loves it when I bring work home. 1.1818 0.08417 22 18 4 0
1352 Hey....I'd like to be working in Wall Street too! 1.1818 0.08417 22 18 4 0
1353 The MTA promised they would eliminate the rats. 1.1818 0.10683 22 19 2 1
1354 I'm starting a Subway burger franchise. You want in? 1.1818 0.12547 22 20 0 2
1355 I couldn't afford a food truck; so I thought this is the next best thing. 1.1818 0.08417 22 18 4 0
1356 Larry on the B line is the only guy that does salmon. 1.1818 0.08417 22 18 4 0
1357 What I'd really like is to get a swimming pool in here. 1.1818 0.10683 22 19 2 1
1358 Can I have it well done by the Times Square stop? 1.1818 0.10683 22 19 2 1
1359 It's so New York ya know: The one time I need to stand is the one time the train's almost empty. 1.1818 0.10683 22 19 2 1
1360 ’Excuse me, I’m looking for the smoking car and then the dining car. 1.1818 0.08417 22 18 4 0
1361 Sorry, the wife’s been grilling me on the smell. 1.1818 0.10683 22 19 2 1
1362 How well done? Lexington Avenue or 96th Street 1.1818 0.08417 22 18 4 0
1363 No, I don't take text orders. But if you'd like to talk to me... 1.1818 0.10683 22 19 2 1
1364 Who parked this train on my patio? 1.1818 0.10683 22 19 2 1
1365 Like Einstein said, to the transit cops standing on the platforms, I'm only making a salad. 1.1818 0.08417 22 18 4 0
1366 By clicking "Accept" or by continuing to ride in this train, you agree to this use of cookies in the train. 1.1818 0.12547 22 20 0 2
1367 You thought I just slept on the train? No,I live here. 1.1818 0.08417 22 18 4 0
1368 What do you want on your briefcase? 1.1818 0.08417 22 18 4 0
1369 NYCTA is offering fast food between Crown Heights and Franklin Ave. 1.1818 0.08417 22 18 4 0
1370 I thought this was the BBQ train 1.1818 0.08417 22 18 4 0
1371 Well, if smoke bothers you, why'd you sit in the barbeque car? 1.1818 0.08417 22 18 4 0
1372 You gotta beef wit me 'cause I'm fixin' my breakfast on the express, or 'cause I'm having barbecue for breakfast? 1.1818 0.10683 22 19 2 1
1373 What, you want a brat! This is NYC not Wisconsin.... 1.1818 0.08417 22 18 4 0
1374 Don't complain, we transfer to the bus at 149th." 1.1818 0.10683 22 19 2 1
1375 Yes...but it's "organic "mystery meat. 1.1818 0.08417 22 18 4 0
1376 What, are you jealous of my social skills? 1.1818 0.10683 22 19 2 1
1377 What do you do on your staycation? 1.1818 0.08417 22 18 4 0
1378 Kickstarter...Fully funded. 1.1818 0.10683 22 19 2 1
1379 If you want it well done, it will have to wait until Grand Central 1.1818 0.08417 22 18 4 0
1380 Do you have the time? 1.1818 0.08417 22 18 4 0
1381 Well Done... Are You Kidding me! I'm Getting off at the next stop. 1.1818 0.08417 22 18 4 0
1382 Apparently the slogan "subway; eat fresh" is taken, so I'm going with "snacks on tracks" for now. 1.1818 0.08417 22 18 4 0
1383 I find it more relaxing and less violent than Fortnite. 1.1818 0.08417 22 18 4 0
1384 How do you want that cooked? Burnside, Grand Central, or Wall? 1.1818 0.08417 22 18 4 0
1385 The great outdoors never appealed to me that much. 1.1818 0.08417 22 18 4 0
1386 You couldnt find a better place to grill? 1.1818 0.10683 22 19 2 1
1387 It beats the grilling I get at home. 1.1818 0.08417 22 18 4 0
1388 For medium rare, I flip at 59th Street 1.1818 0.08417 22 18 4 0
1389 I've raised the concept of 'staycation' to a whole new level! 1.1818 0.10683 22 19 2 1
1390 Look, between work, commuting, ballet and soccer for the kids, I have to maximize my time as best I can. 1.1818 0.08417 22 18 4 0
1391 Damnit, I forgot the buns again. 1.1818 0.10683 22 19 2 1
1392 Smoked knish? 1.1818 0.08417 22 18 4 0
1393 For five bucks I can have one ready for you by 42nd st. 1.1818 0.10683 22 19 2 1
1394 Can you take over, Bud? I've got a train to run. 1.1818 0.10683 22 19 2 1
1395 Food trucks are a thing of the past. 1.1818 0.08417 22 18 4 0
1396 I don't have a yard. What's your problem? 1.1818 0.08417 22 18 4 0
1397 Track of lamb. 1.1818 0.08417 22 18 4 0
1398 Usually nobody notices; there' too busy with their cell phones. 1.1818 0.10683 22 19 2 1
1399 Funny, I've been doing this for weeks. Amazingly, this is the first time you have even noticed me. 1.1818 0.08417 22 18 4 0
1400 Food trucks are out; this is the next big thing. 1.1818 0.10683 22 19 2 1
1401 This looks worse than it tastes. 1.1818 0.08417 22 18 4 0
1402 It's showtime! 1.1818 0.10683 22 19 2 1
1403 The express doesn't run on Sunday. 1.1818 0.08417 22 18 4 0
1404 No, this doesn't violate No Smoking. 1.1818 0.10683 22 19 2 1
1405 Oh, like I’m the reason you couldn’t hear the conductor. 1.1818 0.08417 22 18 4 0
1406 It's my new iQ. 1.1818 0.10683 22 19 2 1
1407 Mark Bittman says the best way to grill coal is underground 1.1818 0.10683 22 19 2 1
1408 I'll be here every day between 10 and 2. 1.1818 0.08417 22 18 4 0
1409 No mosquitoes in here. 1.1818 0.10683 22 19 2 1
1410 I just bought the Brooklyn Subway franchise". 1.1818 0.08417 22 18 4 0
1411 I prefer making my own subway sandwiches. 1.1818 0.08417 22 18 4 0
1412 Everything's third-rail precooked. I just warm it up. 1.1818 0.10683 22 19 2 1
1413 It's not smoke. It's vapor 1.1818 0.10683 22 19 2 1
1414 Don't be gettin' all up in my grill! 1.1818 0.10683 22 19 2 1
1415 You’ve never seen a homeless man have a backyard bbq? 1.1818 0.10683 22 19 2 1
1416 You want your rat blackened? 1.1818 0.08417 22 18 4 0
1417 Wow... all those fare hikes did lead to increased services. Who knew? 1.1818 0.10683 22 19 2 1
1418 Hey, this way it's ready when I get home. 1.1818 0.10683 22 19 2 1
1419 Well, it was either this or my breakdance routine. 1.1818 0.08417 22 18 4 0
1420 Hey man, get out of my grill! 1.1818 0.10683 22 19 2 1
1421 What? Not everyone can afford their own food truck. 1.1818 0.08417 22 18 4 0
1422 Burgers are almost ready! Drinks are in the garage if anyone's thirsty. 1.1818 0.10683 22 19 2 1
1423 It's called the iGrill. 1.1818 0.10683 22 19 2 1
1424 Hey, that's weird - you get reception down here? 1.1818 0.08417 22 18 4 0
1425 And that wasn’t even the weirdest thing I saw on my way to work. 1.1818 0.08417 22 18 4 0
1426 Do you know how much a backyard costs in this city? 1.1818 0.08417 22 18 4 0
1427 This is a rest stop, buddy. 1.1818 0.08417 22 18 4 0
1428 Crispy on the outside , tender & juicey on the inside, Value added plus for your ride into town. 1.1818 0.08417 22 18 4 0
1429 My careers advisor told me to work in a Subway..." 1.1818 0.08417 22 18 4 0
1430 You mind moving your seat? My guests are getting on at the next stop. 1.1818 0.10683 22 19 2 1
1431 Prices go up after the Pearl St. Station. 1.1818 0.08417 22 18 4 0
1432 Of course it's fresh - we slaughtered it in the next car 1.1818 0.08417 22 18 4 0
1433 You want medium-rare? Try the Pink line.” 1.1818 0.10683 22 19 2 1
1434 Call the authorities? Dude, the rats paid them off a long time ago. 1.1818 0.10683 22 19 2 1
1435 You deal with your commute in your way, I'll deal with mine in mine. 1.1818 0.08417 22 18 4 0
1436 Monday to Thursday, it's jacket and tie. 1.1818 0.08417 22 18 4 0
1437 My horoscope said today I should make a change in my routine. 1.1818 0.10683 22 19 2 1
1438 Mesquite Squirrel? 1.1818 0.08417 22 18 4 0
1439 My stretch goal is a food truck... 1.1818 0.10683 22 19 2 1
1440 Since I started working for the Trump Administration no restaurant in town will seat me. 1.1818 0.12547 22 20 0 2
1441 Next year, I'll have volley ball. 1.1818 0.10683 22 19 2 1
1442 I’ve recently become homeless. 1.1818 0.08417 22 18 4 0
1443 Welcome to DC. Your goose is cooked! 1.1818 0.08417 22 18 4 0
1444 Wanna flip it? 1.1818 0.08417 22 18 4 0
1445 What are you looking at? My entire kitchen staff was deported. 1.1818 0.08417 22 18 4 0
1446 It's less convenient, but propane tanks aren't allowed on the subway. 1.1818 0.08417 22 18 4 0
1447 "Dining cars. It's the mayor's idea ... to increase ridership in off hours." 1.1818 0.10683 22 19 2 1
1448 When your ready to give up those cell phones ,I melt them and turn then into patio blocks 1.1818 0.12547 22 20 0 2
1449 Welcome to the Chew-Chew Train. 1.1818 0.08417 22 18 4 0
1450 I had a food truck, but gridlock was killing me. 1.1818 0.10683 22 19 2 1
1451 I missed breakfast. 1.1818 0.08417 22 18 4 0
1452 For an extra two bucks you can put it on insta. 1.1818 0.10683 22 19 2 1
1453 No, it’s pidgion. Eat local. 1.1818 0.10683 22 19 2 1
1454 It's part of the MTA's new pest control program: 'If you can't beat 'em, eat 'em! 1.1818 0.08417 22 18 4 0
1455 Want a grilled subway sandwich? 1.1818 0.10683 22 19 2 1
1456 I also make subs for the lunch crowd. 1.1818 0.08417 22 18 4 0
1457 This is just an early snack. You can select from an expanded menu well before we arrive at Shinnecock 1.1818 0.08417 22 18 4 0
1458 Only if your ticket says "all inclusive." 1.1818 0.10683 22 19 2 1
1459 If you're getting off at 59th Street, I can make it medium rare. 1.1818 0.10683 22 19 2 1
1460 Charcoal just tastes better. 1.1818 0.12547 22 20 0 2
1461 You'll have to stay on till Queens if you want it well done. 1.1818 0.08417 22 18 4 0
1462 He's white, never mind officer. 1.1818 0.08417 22 18 4 0
1463 So I said to myself, "What can I do to stop looking like a dumb conformist?" 1.1818 0.10683 22 19 2 1
1464 Why? Because this thing won't fit in an Uber. Duh. 1.1818 0.10683 22 19 2 1
1465 This is the Tenderloin Express. 1.1818 0.10683 22 19 2 1
1466 Sorry, I don’t do subway sandwiches. 1.1818 0.08417 22 18 4 0
1467 When on call on the Fourth, one must improvise. 1.1818 0.10683 22 19 2 1
1468 You're never homeless with a Grillmaster. 1.1818 0.10683 22 19 2 1
1469 Le merde du jour? 1.1818 0.10683 22 19 2 1
1470 You goin’ to flavor town? 1.1818 0.08417 22 18 4 0
1471 Please enjoy our new complimentary barbecue service while we wait for traffic ahead to clear. 1.1818 0.08417 22 18 4 0
1472 The steak is rare, but somebody without a phone in their hand is rarer. 1.1818 0.10683 22 19 2 1
1473 So then she tells me I need glasses! You like yours medium? 1.1818 0.10683 22 19 2 1
1474 It's locally sourced meat from animals found in the transit system 1.1818 0.08417 22 18 4 0
1475 No I don't have a vegan choice. 1.1818 0.08417 22 18 4 0
1476 It's ready when you are 1.1818 0.08417 22 18 4 0
1477 What did you expect on the BBQ train? 1.1818 0.10683 22 19 2 1
1478 I always take the express. Otherwise it wouldn't be fast food. 1.1818 0.10683 22 19 2 1
1479 This isn't the Q train? 1.1818 0.08417 22 18 4 0
1480 Mind if I use your cell phone? I need to ask her how she wants it done. 1.1818 0.08417 22 18 4 0
1481 I thought about getting one without wheels. It just didn’t seem practical. 1.1818 0.10683 22 19 2 1
1482 Only in New York. 1.1818 0.10683 22 19 2 1
1483 Next I'm getting a backyard." 1.1818 0.08417 22 18 4 0
1484 The vegan guy is two cars down. 1.1818 0.08417 22 18 4 0
1485 I think it's kind of annoying that everyone has their head in their cell phone these days. 1.1818 0.08417 22 18 4 0
1486 Yep, Shake Shack now on the subway 1.1818 0.08417 22 18 4 0
1487 Not sure but it’s fresh from the tracks this morning. 1.1818 0.10683 22 19 2 1
1488 It says "No Smoking". 1.1818 0.08417 22 18 4 0
1489 Well done, sir. 1.1818 0.08417 22 18 4 0
1490 Seared roach. 1.1818 0.10683 22 19 2 1
1491 What are you looking at, pal? I have to work July 4th. 1.1818 0.08417 22 18 4 0
1492 I'm not sure where we are, but today's special ends at the 43rd street stop. 1.1818 0.10683 22 19 2 1
1493 Don’t even think about it! 1.1818 0.10683 22 19 2 1
1494 Princess, could you get the Cornhole going over there, please? And my man, if you wouldn't mind blending up those margaritas that are all ready to go, that would reeeally help out." 1.1818 0.10683 22 19 2 1
1495 The truck is in the shop. 1.1818 0.10683 22 19 2 1
1496 Sorry. Rare was last stop. 1.1818 0.08417 22 18 4 0
1497 I'm trying to establish myself in the underground food scene. 1.1818 0.08417 22 18 4 0
1498 Business is good but, whoa, the commute. 1.1818 0.10683 22 19 2 1
1499 Time for a millennial breakfast? 1.1818 0.08417 22 18 4 0
1500 Number 17 on my bucket list. 1.1818 0.10683 22 19 2 1
1501 You act like you've never seen a car with a grille before. 1.1818 0.10683 22 19 2 1
1502 What's your problem, are you a vegan or something? 1.1795 0.08108 39 34 3 2
1503 what ? this is almost like having a back yard.... 1.1795 0.06225 39 32 7 0
1504 Do you want it as well-done as you are? 1.1786 0.08988 28 24 3 1
1505 Well done? You may want to think about a shorter commute. 1.1739 0.08081 23 19 4 0
1506 My wife says I need to get out of the house more. 1.1739 0.10239 23 20 2 1
1507 Tell the board that I left to run a Subway franchise. 1.1739 0.08081 23 19 4 0
1508 Manspreading's getting out of hand. 1.1739 0.10239 23 20 2 1
1509 The hardest part was getting a 'mobile' food vendor license. 1.1739 0.10239 23 20 2 1
1510 Oh. . . so England doesn't celebrate the 4th? 1.1739 0.08081 23 19 4 0
1511 So sorry, budget cuts. This is our new snack car. 1.1739 0.08081 23 19 4 0
1512 I like to get a head start on the weekend. 1.1739 0.10239 23 20 2 1
1513 ...Because I'm hungry, that's why" 1.1739 0.08081 23 19 4 0
1514 Stop staring and follow me on Twitter at #subwaygrilldude. And like me on Facebook. 1.1739 0.10239 23 20 2 1
1515 Just a practice of liberation 1.1739 0.08081 23 19 4 0
1516 Would you like a real Subway sandwich? Check out my Yelp review, it's better than The Red Hen 1.1739 0.10239 23 20 2 1
1517 Please don't tell me you're vegetarian. 1.1739 0.08081 23 19 4 0
1518 I don't share... 1.1739 0.10239 23 20 2 1
1519 What? You never seen roasted rat before? 1.1739 0.10239 23 20 2 1
1520 Trust me, pal, while your Manhattan rat is nice and chewy, a rat from the Bronx has that special "je ne sais quoi" that is gonna haunt your dreams tonight." 1.1739 0.10239 23 20 2 1
1521 This combines my two passions: grilling and making a spectacle of myself. 1.1739 0.08081 23 19 4 0
1522 I said 'you need to pay, pal'; not that you can use PayPal 1.1739 0.10239 23 20 2 1
1523 This is my backyard! 1.1739 0.08081 23 19 4 0
1524 Did you say corn with butter or without? I couldn’t hear you over the loud rumbling of the trai- I mean, your stomach. 1.1739 0.10239 23 20 2 1
1525 Yes it is hard to control when it comes to a stop, but having dinner ready when I get home makes it worthwhile. 1.1739 0.08081 23 19 4 0
1526 The passenger couldn’t believe his pupil-less eyes! 1.1739 0.08081 23 19 4 0
1527 My first joint was called "Larry's Car and Grill" 1.1739 0.10239 23 20 2 1
1528 First it was manspreading, now this. 1.1739 0.12015 23 21 0 2
1529 Well, It's not the worst thing I've smelled on the subway 1.1739 0.08081 23 19 4 0
1530 First, they came for your manspreading... 1.1739 0.08081 23 19 4 0
1531 I used to tweet. Now, I barbecue. 1.1739 0.08081 23 19 4 0
1532 No, this is the dining car. WiFi is the next car 1.1739 0.10239 23 20 2 1
1533 Hot off the grill no matter where you are! 1.1739 0.08081 23 19 4 0
1534 No. I can't grill you a sub. 1.1739 0.08081 23 19 4 0
1535 Do you stare at the teenage breakdancers like that? 1.1739 0.10239 23 20 2 1
1536 BART B Q 1.1739 0.08081 23 19 4 0
1537 The boss needs these in by six. 1.1739 0.10239 23 20 2 1
1538 Charred on the outside and pink in the middle just like last year? 1.1739 0.08081 23 19 4 0
1539 So, we all have a deal cookin'! 1.1739 0.10239 23 20 2 1
1540 You get a more authentic “well travelled” flavour. 1.1739 0.08081 23 19 4 0
1541 Headed to Yankee Stadium. Prices at concessions are outrageous. 1.1739 0.10239 23 20 2 1
1542 Homeless gotta eat too, man. 1.1739 0.08081 23 19 4 0
1543 You need to download the app so you can place your order. 1.1739 0.10239 23 20 2 1
1544 Beats your BBQ app any day of the week 1.1739 0.08081 23 19 4 0
1545 You’ve got 5 stars on Yelp. 1.1739 0.10239 23 20 2 1
1546 If ya want it medium-well by Grand Central, pal, ya gotta put in your order by Bleeker Street. 1.1739 0.08081 23 19 4 0
1547 Unfortunately, the southbound has the condiments. 1.1739 0.10239 23 20 2 1
1548 Did I not say the subway was practically in my backyard? 1.1739 0.08081 23 19 4 0
1549 Can one of you google 'medium rare cook time'? 1.1739 0.12015 23 21 0 2
1550 It's artisanal. 1.1739 0.10239 23 20 2 1
1551 I'm practicing, big photo shoot today. 1.1739 0.12015 23 21 0 2
1552 Care to try it? It's locally sourced. 1.1739 0.10239 23 20 2 1
1553 Mustard, yes! Sauerkraut, no. 1.1739 0.08081 23 19 4 0
1554 What can I get for you sir? The Subway Salmonella? 1.1739 0.08081 23 19 4 0
1555 We're calling it Rail Food! 1.1739 0.08081 23 19 4 0
1556 So? 1.1739 0.08081 23 19 4 0
1557 The Wife Kicked me Out on bbq Sunday 1.1739 0.08081 23 19 4 0
1558 Sorry, I'm out of cold drinks. 1.1739 0.10239 23 20 2 1
1559 I mean, WE can BBQ wherever we please. 1.1739 0.08081 23 19 4 0
1560 Don't worry, its Vegan. 1.1739 0.08081 23 19 4 0
1561 I work for the city. Rodent control division. 1.1739 0.10239 23 20 2 1
1562 I don't accept credit cards. 1.1739 0.10239 23 20 2 1
1563 I found this patty under your seat. 1.1739 0.08081 23 19 4 0
1564 Do you want cheese on your burger? 1.1739 0.10239 23 20 2 1
1565 No, you need to take the C line for empanadas. 1.1739 0.12015 23 21 0 2
1566 In my country I was a commuter 1.1739 0.08081 23 19 4 0
1567 What? Never heard of underground street food? 1.1739 0.10239 23 20 2 1
1568 Local or Express Coney? 1.1739 0.12015 23 21 0 2
1569 ….it is not the lady, Barbie is Australian is what you are doing..... 1.1739 0.10239 23 20 2 1
1570 I am NOT going to the suburbs! 1.1739 0.10239 23 20 2 1
1571 Your app is wrong, buddy. I only flip once between Washington Heights and Broadway. 1.1739 0.10239 23 20 2 1
1572 Of course the meat is Local 1.1739 0.08081 23 19 4 0
1573 It's the 4th. of July fry, and no rain on the metro train. 1.1739 0.08081 23 19 4 0
1574 It's my therapy barbeque. 1.1739 0.10239 23 20 2 1
1575 Yes, but it'll be the weekend by the time we get there. 1.1739 0.12015 23 21 0 2
1576 Get your Prime here.....instant delivery and no annual fee. 1.1739 0.10239 23 20 2 1
1577 Wait till you see his cherries jubilee" 1.1739 0.10239 23 20 2 1
1578 What? They don't allow propane tanks on the subway. 1.1739 0.10239 23 20 2 1
1579 I take it this is the first time you used the grill-share app. 1.1739 0.08081 23 19 4 0
1580 First Amendment, bro. First Amendment. 1.1739 0.10239 23 20 2 1
1581 I'm a movable feast. 1.1739 0.10239 23 20 2 1
1582 No smoking on the platform. 1.1739 0.08081 23 19 4 0
1583 It's on the menu Hit the hamburger icon button 1.1739 0.08081 23 19 4 0
1584 This way I get to ride the train free. 1.1739 0.10239 23 20 2 1
1585 I'll upgrade to propane when they upgrade the switches. 1.1739 0.08081 23 19 4 0
1586 Some people work on the train. I like to relax. 1.1739 0.08081 23 19 4 0
1587 At least I'm being social... 1.1739 0.10239 23 20 2 1
1588 I'm makin' America grate again. 1.1739 0.08081 23 19 4 0
1589 Special order for Charlie on the MTA. 1.1739 0.08081 23 19 4 0
1590 If you’re not hungry why are you in the dining car? 1.1739 0.08081 23 19 4 0
1591 Well I used to be a chef at the Red Hen. 1.1739 0.10239 23 20 2 1
1592 Don't look at me that way. It's low fat 1.1739 0.08081 23 19 4 0
1593 Do you mind watching this? This is my stop. 1.1739 0.10239 23 20 2 1
1594 You think this is crazy? The next car has a pig roast and a Tiki bar. 1.1739 0.10239 23 20 2 1
1595 Didn’t you hear? The BBQ now runs nonstop to Brooklyn. 1.1739 0.08081 23 19 4 0
1596 Uhm...hashtag jealous much? 1.1739 0.08081 23 19 4 0
1597 Well it’s not as weird as a married couple texting each other on the subway. 1.1739 0.10239 23 20 2 1
1598 I felt a food truck would be too spacious. 1.1739 0.08081 23 19 4 0
1599 My company allows unlimited living at work days. 1.1739 0.08081 23 19 4 0
1600 I'm a short-order cook, new in town, looking for work. They told me SUBWAY might be interested. 1.1739 0.08081 23 19 4 0
1601 Well, what did you expect? This ain't the Orient Express... 1.1739 0.08081 23 19 4 0
1602 It's just a little wagyu on the choo choo 1.1724 0.07139 29 24 5 0
1603 I need to eat before I dance on the handlebars. 1.1724 0.10011 29 26 1 2
1604 Nothing under 'vicarious beer buzz?' Try 'symptoms of carbon monoxide poisoning.' 1.1707 0.07732 41 36 3 2
1605 If this were a New Yorker cartoon, I'd say something topical yet devastatingly wry just about now. 1.1667 0.09829 24 21 2 1
1606 Trying to bring more fresh cooked lunches to work because leftovers were getting a bit monotonous. 1.1667 0.09829 24 21 2 1
1607 Of course it's a burger...where do you think you are ? Subway? 1.1667 0.07771 24 20 4 0
1608 The rats are easier to catch down here. 1.1667 0.09829 24 21 2 1
1609 While you wait...and wait...and wait. 1.1667 0.09829 24 21 2 1
1610 Just be thankful this isn't the BQE. 1.1667 0.09829 24 21 2 1
1611 Hey don't eyeball me buddy! At least I stood when the man with the polio limp came on after Fifth Avenue and 53rd Street. 1.1667 0.09829 24 21 2 1
1612 Expecting delays 1.1613 0.06715 31 26 5 0
1613 A man and his meat on the subway... if you see something, say something. 1.1613 0.08161 31 27 3 1
1614 I’m guessing you just don’t care, do you. 1.1613 0.08161 31 27 3 1
1615 We're testing the feasibility of a dining-car. 1.1579 0.08595 19 16 3 0
1616 And so I asked myself, "Who needs a food truck?" 1.1579 0.08595 19 16 3 0
1617 Without the burger, drinking on my morning commute would be depressing. 1.1579 0.08595 19 16 3 0
1618 It's cheaper than eating out. 1.1579 0.08595 19 16 3 0
1619 No selfies in my back yard, please. 1.1579 0.08595 19 16 3 0
1620 I only do short orders on the Shuttle. 1.1579 0.08595 19 16 3 0
1621 You wouldn't mind me putting this steak on top of your head while I get the buns going, would you? 1.1579 0.08595 19 16 3 0
1622 I mean, I’ll make it well-done if that’s what you want, but you are kind of ruining the quality. 1.1579 0.08595 19 16 3 0
1623 On the menu today is rare, medium, or market meltdown. You don't get to choose. 1.1579 0.08595 19 16 3 0
1624 Yeah, old cell phones work better than charcoal. 1.1579 0.11504 19 17 1 1
1625 The way I grill ‘em, they’re BETTER than chicken. 1.1579 0.08595 19 16 3 0
1626 I can give it to medium rare now. Well done, you'll have to wait 'til the final stop. 1.1579 0.11504 19 17 1 1
1627 There's an app for this, you know. 1.1579 0.11504 19 17 1 1
1628 You mean I’ve got to get grilled here too? 1.1579 0.11504 19 17 1 1
1629 You know, I had to pull a lot of strings to get us seats in the dining car. 1.1579 0.08595 19 16 3 0
1630 Showtime? Can you believe those guys? 1.1579 0.11504 19 17 1 1
1631 I hope with my new 'Char Grill Car & Bar' idea I can get ahead of those faux pas food trucks. 1.1579 0.08595 19 16 3 0
1632 Bob's blatant picnic-spreading was frowned upon by other passengers of the train. 1.1579 0.08595 19 16 3 0
1633 Don't mind me, I'm still a flip phone guy. 1.1579 0.08595 19 16 3 0
1634 And why wouldn’t you be carrying any condiments? 1.1579 0.08595 19 16 3 0
1635 Care for a tube steak? 1.1579 0.08595 19 16 3 0
1636 Anything else Mr. Rosenstein? 1.1579 0.08595 19 16 3 0
1637 Tried the suburbs. Hated it. 1.1579 0.08595 19 16 3 0
1638 We ran out of ice. 1.1579 0.08595 19 16 3 0
1639 Also, it covers up that urine smell 1.1579 0.11504 19 17 1 1
1640 Mute those phones! This is a quiet and dining car. 1.1579 0.08595 19 16 3 0
1641 Sometimes I have to take work home too, you know. 1.1579 0.11504 19 17 1 1
1642 And for medium rare just press.. 1.1579 0.08595 19 16 3 0
1643 It'll be ready by Dyckman Street. 1.1579 0.08595 19 16 3 0
1644 Traded me i-phone for a Weber and I've never looked back. 1.1579 0.08595 19 16 3 0
1645 Hey, even the carless like tailgating. 1.1579 0.08595 19 16 3 0
1646 .I did my time on Wall Street, until I said to myself, "Follow your dreams!" 1.1579 0.08595 19 16 3 0
1647 Reaching your subway destination takes forever these days. I saw a business opportunity. Want to text me an order? 1.1579 0.11504 19 17 1 1
1648 Hey buddy it's the "quiet car"... No phone calls allowed 1.1579 0.08595 19 16 3 0
1649 Could you look up the grill time for a hamburger? 1.1579 0.08595 19 16 3 0
1650 This train don't carry no condiments, this traaaain.... 1.1579 0.08595 19 16 3 0
1651 Usually I don't bring work home at night, but today was REALLY one of those days. 1.1579 0.08595 19 16 3 0
1652 You've seen weirder things on the subway 1.1579 0.11504 19 17 1 1
1653 I couldda been a contender, but a sandwich shop got a copyright on the name, and now they're everywhere and I'm still down here. 1.1579 0.11504 19 17 1 1
1654 That is my recipe. 1.1579 0.11504 19 17 1 1
1655 Whadayoulookinat? I been living here ten years ain't nobody looked up, you just keep lookin' at that thing like everybody else is, yer invadin' my privacy! 1.1579 0.08595 19 16 3 0
1656 Here on the A Line our goal is for you to feel ... You are "in Queens", as soon as you board the train. 1.1579 0.08595 19 16 3 0
1657 It’s part of the mayor’s plan to improve our mass transit system. Phase two is installing tables and a juice bar. 1.1579 0.08595 19 16 3 0
1658 I forgot the ketchup. 1.1579 0.08595 19 16 3 0
1659 You've heard of food trucks, right? 1.1579 0.08595 19 16 3 0
1660 Is the next stop Flavortown? 1.1579 0.08595 19 16 3 0
1661 Just left work. My vacation starts NOW! 1.1579 0.08595 19 16 3 0
1662 Do you deliver to the B Train? 1.1579 0.08595 19 16 3 0
1663 You gotta better way to deliver hot and fresh? 1.1579 0.08595 19 16 3 0
1664 Unless you want your phone well done, look away. 1.1579 0.11504 19 17 1 1
1665 Grilled iPhone is much tastier than iPhone tartare 1.1579 0.11504 19 17 1 1
1666 I couldn’t wait. Have a problem? 1.1579 0.08595 19 16 3 0
1667 You West Coast guys don't know what it's like to be stuck in this train for three days. 1.1579 0.11504 19 17 1 1
1668 In the winter I roast chestnuts on flights to Florida 1.1579 0.11504 19 17 1 1
1669 You think you're mobile. Selfie this! 1.1579 0.08595 19 16 3 0
1670 The espresso bar is two cars down. 1.1579 0.08595 19 16 3 0
1671 Well, they said it would be 'casual Friday' .... so I feel pretty good about my chances in the interview. 1.1579 0.08595 19 16 3 0
1672 I bet you would post it if I was doing this in the nude! 1.1579 0.08595 19 16 3 0
1673 THIS IS THE ECONOMY BURGER, YOU SUPPLY THE ROLL. 1.1579 0.11504 19 17 1 1
1674 So, how’s the missus? Your usual medium rare 1.1579 0.08595 19 16 3 0
1675 Are you lookin' at me? 1.1579 0.08595 19 16 3 0
1676 Do you like yours medium rare? 1.1579 0.11504 19 17 1 1
1677 Dude, you know this is a train, right? 1.1579 0.08595 19 16 3 0
1678 He must have post traumatic Bourdain syndrome ... 1.1579 0.11504 19 17 1 1
1679 No, we only serve quail on the E train. 1.1579 0.08595 19 16 3 0
1680 It's not like I'm grilling while black. 1.1579 0.08595 19 16 3 0
1681 My food truck was car jacked. 1.1579 0.11504 19 17 1 1
1682 I’m trying to make it in the underground grill-master scene. 1.1579 0.08595 19 16 3 0
1683 Wow! You noticed. 1.1579 0.08595 19 16 3 0
1684 don't blame me, there's not enough food here. 1.1579 0.08595 19 16 3 0
1685 I wasn't going to let not having a car keep me from tailgating. 1.1579 0.08595 19 16 3 0
1686 You can have your food trucks. Food trains are the next hot thing. 1.1579 0.08595 19 16 3 0
1687 I was apprehensive at first too, but it turns out cooking my brains over a grill really improved the experience. 1.1579 0.08595 19 16 3 0
1688 I never had anyone look away from their phone before. Your burger is on the House. 1.1579 0.08595 19 16 3 0
1689 Can you text my wife and tell her I’m getting dinner? 1.1579 0.08595 19 16 3 0
1690 ' Yes, I am from New Jersey...' 1.1579 0.08595 19 16 3 0
1691 I plan to set up a shop called Subway! 1.1579 0.08595 19 16 3 0
1692 I'm taking a busman's holiday. 1.1579 0.08595 19 16 3 0
1693 Sorry pal, for a veggie burger you gotta tanager to the L. 1.1579 0.08595 19 16 3 0
1694 All I'll say is it's from track to table. 1.1579 0.08595 19 16 3 0
1695 Oh, sorry. I thought this was the B B Q train. 1.1579 0.11504 19 17 1 1
1696 Nothing is illegal on stolen land. 1.1579 0.11504 19 17 1 1
1697 Propane, ha! Charcoal is the only way to go. 1.1579 0.08595 19 16 3 0
1698 Subway Sandwiches sold us their franchise. We now serve BLT on the BMT 1.1579 0.08595 19 16 3 0
1699 I'm meat curating, not grilling. 1.1579 0.11504 19 17 1 1
1700 Do you know if they sell charcoal at 96st? 1.1579 0.08595 19 16 3 0
1701 My excuse? I'm 100% Paleo. 1.1579 0.08595 19 16 3 0
1702 Just enjoying the here, grilling and drinking a tasty beer... 1.1579 0.11504 19 17 1 1
1703 Real men barbecue! 1.1579 0.11504 19 17 1 1
1704 Shall I sprinkle a little cheese on your mouse? 1.1579 0.11504 19 17 1 1
1705 When Santa brings you coal, BBQ with it. 1.1579 0.08595 19 16 3 0
1706 A grill master never rests. 1.1579 0.11504 19 17 1 1
1707 You have your way of avoiding contact with people, I have mine. 1.1579 0.08595 19 16 3 0
1708 No, hotdogs are on the C train. 1.1579 0.08595 19 16 3 0
1709 My co-op rules don't allow barbecuing at home. 1.1579 0.08595 19 16 3 0
1710 Does that thing have an alarm on it? I left my kitchen timer home! 1.1579 0.08595 19 16 3 0
1711 I got fired from Subway and now I am in sort of a transitional phase. 1.1579 0.08595 19 16 3 0
1712 I'm grilling not smoking. 1.1579 0.11504 19 17 1 1
1713 Let me guess, medium rare? Or do you prefer asphyxiation? 1.1579 0.08595 19 16 3 0
1714 ...Other duties as assigned. 1.1579 0.08595 19 16 3 0
1715 Our startup raised about $200 million in Series A funding for its on-demand BBQ delivery app. 1.1579 0.11504 19 17 1 1
1716 What can I say? She earns the bigger bucks and dinner has to be on the table when she does get home. 1.1579 0.08595 19 16 3 0
1717 I was cooking fast food at the Subway restaurant downtown, but I was transferred to this subway to cook even faster food. 1.1579 0.08595 19 16 3 0
1718 Suburban Flight 1.1579 0.08595 19 16 3 0
1719 Don't look at me like that, I am also trying to get some shit done before work 1.1579 0.11504 19 17 1 1
1720 Stand clear of the sizzling coals, please. 1.1579 0.08595 19 16 3 0
1721 My wife kicked me out. Why are you here? 1.1579 0.08595 19 16 3 0
1722 Pigeons are wild. Squab is cage-free and free-range. 1.1579 0.08595 19 16 3 0
1723 Don't you want to Instagram it first? 1.1579 0.08595 19 16 3 0
1724 I did as you were doing on the commute, but I thought this would be more productive. 1.1579 0.08595 19 16 3 0
1725 Next stop, Burgertown! 1.1579 0.08595 19 16 3 0
1726 You asked. We answered. 1.1579 0.11504 19 17 1 1
1727 Yeah it's a rat, you wanna fight about it? 1.1579 0.08595 19 16 3 0
1728 The fireworks start at 9 th Ave. 1.1579 0.08595 19 16 3 0
1729 Stand clear of the charcoal grill, please! 1.1579 0.08595 19 16 3 0
1730 Like this is the weirdest thing you've seen happen on the subway. 1.1579 0.11504 19 17 1 1
1731 Farm to table to mass transportation. 1.1579 0.08595 19 16 3 0
1732 That’s why they call it a “hot car”. 1.1579 0.11504 19 17 1 1
1733 If you want toppings, you're going to have to get off at Grand Central. 1.1579 0.08595 19 16 3 0
1734 You guys looking for a third? 1.1579 0.11504 19 17 1 1
1735 "Our condo doesn't allow tenants to barbeque on their balcony. That's why I'm grilling on the train. 1.1579 0.11504 19 17 1 1
1736 I want mine medium rare. This is much better than three guys with guitars. 1.1579 0.08595 19 16 3 0
1737 Sure they tried to tell me all about the Carbon Monoxide, the lack of refrigeration, and even the lack of buns and condiments. But I told 'em"Trump is President now" and that shut the snowflakes up. 1.1579 0.11504 19 17 1 1
1738 Hey, you're multitasking too. 1.1579 0.08595 19 16 3 0
1739 We do this with all the bad Yelp reviews. 1.1579 0.08595 19 16 3 0
1740 Some think grilling improves the subway's smell. 1.1579 0.11504 19 17 1 1
1741 If you don't mind, you are sitting where I am going to place my buns. 1.1579 0.08595 19 16 3 0
1742 In retrospect, I should have put more than “I only the need the grill” in the prenup. 1.1579 0.08595 19 16 3 0
1743 How’s life in the big city? 1.1579 0.08595 19 16 3 0
1744 It's 100% underground beef. 1.1579 0.08595 19 16 3 0
1745 The MTA’s summer “BBQ on the B &Q lines!” Hey it Beats” Anchovies on the A line 1.1579 0.08595 19 16 3 0
1746 Where do I work? Subway, of course! Taking my work home with me. 1.1579 0.08595 19 16 3 0
1747 It's the Mueller Burger. I keep grilling it, then it flips itself. 1.1579 0.08595 19 16 3 0
1748 I hope you like it rare, because I get off this stop. 1.1579 0.11504 19 17 1 1
1749 What are you lookin' at? Sorry, but I would rather eat than tweet! 1.1579 0.11504 19 17 1 1
1750 Tastes like chicken and it’s local 1.1579 0.08595 19 16 3 0
1751 It says here the IRT trains have dining cars. 1.1579 0.08595 19 16 3 0
1752 Free, extra pickle if you order by app or we get to Chambers Street station -- whichever comes first. 1.1579 0.08595 19 16 3 0
1753 Get off of my stoop. 1.1579 0.08595 19 16 3 0
1754 We're on the subway, and I'm operating a grill with an open flame. 1.1579 0.08595 19 16 3 0
1755 Ain't tryin' to tell you how to behave or nothin' but I'll be cookin' your nuts next, the way you're sittin'. 1.1579 0.11504 19 17 1 1
1756 This line has the wurst service. 1.1579 0.11504 19 17 1 1
1757 No actual burgers till we get the open-flame restriction lifted. 1.1579 0.08595 19 16 3 0
1758 If it makes you feel any better, it's not the Pizza Rat. 1.1579 0.11504 19 17 1 1
1759 It's a great APP , you should try it. 1.1579 0.08595 19 16 3 0
1760 I've seen a lot of rappers down here with grills. I figured it was my turn. 1.1579 0.08595 19 16 3 0
1761 It's called grilling on-the-go for a reason. 1.1579 0.11504 19 17 1 1
1762 Medium well? Gotta wait 3 more stops. 1.1579 0.08595 19 16 3 0
1763 They said to expect delays 1.1579 0.08595 19 16 3 0
1764 My food truck is in the shop, so I'm improvising. 1.1579 0.08595 19 16 3 0
1765 Burger distraction from crumbling infrastructure 1.1579 0.08595 19 16 3 0
1766 I just hate fast food 1.1579 0.11504 19 17 1 1
1767 Do you want cheese on this manspread? 1.1579 0.08595 19 16 3 0
1768 Hey, at least I'm not vaping. 1.1579 0.08595 19 16 3 0
1769 Coney Island dog with the works? 1.1579 0.08595 19 16 3 0
1770 Want me to burn some CD's for ya? 1.1579 0.08595 19 16 3 0
1771 No,I ran out of bacon at the last stop. 1.1579 0.08595 19 16 3 0
1772 It adds a lovely "le goût du métro" finish 1.1579 0.08595 19 16 3 0
1773 Is this the train to my backyard? 1.1579 0.08595 19 16 3 0
1774 The doctor said I needed to burn some fat. 1.1579 0.08595 19 16 3 0
1775 You’ve heard of ‘tailgate,’this is ‘railgate.’ 1.1579 0.08595 19 16 3 0
1776 You guys want anything from the fridge? 1.1579 0.08595 19 16 3 0
1777 Dining in or out. 1.1515 0.07689 33 29 3 1
1778 That's one way to get rid of the rats. 1.1500 0.10942 20 18 1 1
1779 ''That's what you get for living life with your head up your a**." 1.1500 0.10942 20 18 1 1
1780 You’ve got to hurry as I am getting off at the next stop 1.1500 0.08192 20 17 3 0
1781 - If you are vegetarian take the line B 1.1500 0.10942 20 18 1 1
1782 Rare or well done? The 2:19 went off the tracks in Hoboken. 1.1500 0.10942 20 18 1 1
1783 You can, Ralph. But your doctor says sodium is bad for you and my sister, Laura, says gluten will lead to an early death. But go ahead. Leave me an early widow!! 1.1500 0.10942 20 18 1 1
1784 No, get your own 1.1500 0.08192 20 17 3 0
1785 I've heard subways are good for taste testing. 1.1500 0.08192 20 17 3 0
1786 Grill, don't even go there. 1.1500 0.08192 20 17 3 0
1787 To answer your question, no, I do not have a permit to burn an open fire because we are on an enclosed subway car. Any other brilliant questions? 1.1500 0.10942 20 18 1 1
1788 I'm guessing you two are illegal immigrants? 1.1500 0.10942 20 18 1 1
1789 Low tech compartment, buddy. Only charcoal devices. 1.1500 0.08192 20 17 3 0
1790 I like to warm up before the stadium stop. 1.1500 0.10942 20 18 1 1
1791 We have a 6:30 reservation for Two, under John. 1.1500 0.08192 20 17 3 0
1792 Want a 'Subway Slider'? 1.1500 0.10942 20 18 1 1
1793 Do either of you happen to have a pickle? 1.1500 0.10942 20 18 1 1
1794 I'm retired, but I miss the commute. 1.1500 0.08192 20 17 3 0
1795 Then all you do is switch to a PATH train to the Meadowlands in Hoboken. 1.1500 0.08192 20 17 3 0
1796 Your sustainable and reduced carbon emissions grill with living wages and a smile veggie/soy feast for two is ready sir. 1.1500 0.10942 20 18 1 1
1797 I'm just acting as an air freshener. 1.1500 0.10942 20 18 1 1
1798 Actually, after brighton beach this is the B-B-Q. 1.1500 0.10942 20 18 1 1
1799 My people have taken over. We're flying this baby straight to Coney Island. 1.1500 0.08192 20 17 3 0
1800 No,I don't accept bitcoin. But I do take PayPal and Venmo. 1.1500 0.08192 20 17 3 0
1801 You guessed it buddy, 'poop au chien' 1.1500 0.08192 20 17 3 0
1802 Hey, don't look at me! Siri said,"Put it on the grill". 1.1500 0.10942 20 18 1 1
1803 What's your pleasure? " 1.1500 0.10942 20 18 1 1
1804 R Train block party. Herald Square to Prince street. Burger? 1.1500 0.08192 20 17 3 0
1805 I can't guarantee an internal temperature of 160 degrees fahrenheit, but it'll be in the ballpark. 1.1500 0.10942 20 18 1 1
1806 Google subway wacko 1.1500 0.10942 20 18 1 1
1807 Pardon me, sir, but would you happen to have any Grey Poupon? 1.1500 0.08192 20 17 3 0
1808 A well regulated grill-itia , being necessary to the security of a great Steak, the right of the people to keep and bear Arms, shall not be infringed. 1.1500 0.10942 20 18 1 1
1809 Grill marks really make rat. 1.1500 0.08192 20 17 3 0
1810 Sure. Online's ready down the line. I love sayin' that! 1.1500 0.10942 20 18 1 1
1811 Wife and I had a little argument. She said I needed to speed it up. 1.1500 0.10942 20 18 1 1
1812 This is our mini-micro, food truck. Can I discuss Franchising options with you? 1.1500 0.08192 20 17 3 0
1813 Don’t you people know this is a no-cellphone car? 1.1500 0.08192 20 17 3 0
1814 Listen for the announcement of the wine list. 1.1500 0.08192 20 17 3 0
1815 No, you don't have to kiss the cook. In fact, I wish you wouldn't. 1.1500 0.08192 20 17 3 0
1816 It's our new service - "Meals on Wheels" 1.1500 0.08192 20 17 3 0
1817 I put the pub in public transportatio 1.1500 0.08192 20 17 3 0
1818 It's either this or politics, but at least I can get grease stains out. 1.1500 0.08192 20 17 3 0
1819 For well-done, you'll have to wait until 125th Street. 1.1500 0.08192 20 17 3 0
1820 The good thing about the constant delays is that it makes for naturally aged meat. 1.1500 0.10942 20 18 1 1
1821 Well done will require three more stops. 1.1500 0.10942 20 18 1 1
1822 If the air conditioning ever kicks in, this’ll take longer. 1.1500 0.10942 20 18 1 1
1823 A little food keeps the Hampton crowd sober until they get out there. 1.1500 0.10942 20 18 1 1
1824 A token of our appreciation 1.1500 0.10942 20 18 1 1
1825 Did you want one? 1.1500 0.10942 20 18 1 1
1826 The beach was too crowded. 1.1500 0.08192 20 17 3 0
1827 Pizza Rat, schmizza rat! I've been dragging food down here for years! 1.1500 0.10942 20 18 1 1
1828 Even barbequed, it's still S&*t 1.1500 0.08192 20 17 3 0
1829 I'm putting in a pool next week. 1.1500 0.10942 20 18 1 1
1830 I guess I can't even relax on the ride home without being grilled. 1.1500 0.08192 20 17 3 0
1831 No, the Vegan Car goes to Brooklyn. This is the Carnivore Car, straight to Wall Street. 1.1500 0.10942 20 18 1 1
1832 You mean this isn't the BBQ train to Coney Island? 1.1500 0.08192 20 17 3 0
1833 While we're stranded here for the next 17 minutes... 1.1500 0.10942 20 18 1 1
1834 It’s not a requirement, but an expectation. HR says we don’t call the transit police anymore. 1.1500 0.08192 20 17 3 0
1835 I hate to be a nuisance, but do you have any steak sauce? 1.1500 0.10942 20 18 1 1
1836 Forgot my phone at home 1.1500 0.08192 20 17 3 0
1837 It's grille ratonne, locally sourced 1.1500 0.10942 20 18 1 1
1838 This is the first day of the Subway Grill Off. 1.1500 0.08192 20 17 3 0
1839 Sorry, they only serve poutine on the A train. 1.1500 0.08192 20 17 3 0
1840 No, I love my job and I will not conform to your corporate offers. 1.1500 0.08192 20 17 3 0
1841 I can throw in the drink if you like. 1.1500 0.08192 20 17 3 0
1842 Your at the wrong Subway 1.1500 0.08192 20 17 3 0
1843 No,sir. No shell games,here! I'm simply asking you to place a bet on the shell that you think it really contains a peanut. 1.1500 0.10942 20 18 1 1
1844 Burn phone anyone? 1.1500 0.08192 20 17 3 0
1845 My boss made me do this. 1.1500 0.10942 20 18 1 1
1846 The hissing was too much for the folks in the Quiet Car. 1.1500 0.10942 20 18 1 1
1847 Or you could have the subway sandwich. 1.1500 0.08192 20 17 3 0
1848 You mean to say your company doesn't have 'Take your Fourth of July to Work' day? 1.1500 0.10942 20 18 1 1
1849 At top speed, I'm bringing fast food to a whole new level. 1.1500 0.08192 20 17 3 0
1850 My screen time is down significantly, but it’s the switch back to charcoal that’s been the real game changer. 1.1500 0.08192 20 17 3 0
1851 The amount of oxygen is the secret ingredient. 1.1500 0.10942 20 18 1 1
1852 You multitask your way, and I'll multitask mine. 1.1500 0.08192 20 17 3 0
1853 I marinate on the L, but for slow cooking you can't beat the 2 line. 1.1500 0.08192 20 17 3 0
1854 Pardon me,would you have any Grey Poupon? 1.1500 0.10942 20 18 1 1
1855 You like your rat well done, George? 1.1500 0.10942 20 18 1 1
1856 Yes, I know there's an app for that. 1.1500 0.08192 20 17 3 0
1857 When you get called into work on the 4th, I say, "don't let it ruin your cook-out." 1.1500 0.10942 20 18 1 1
1858 My wife won't let me barbecue at home!"" 1.1500 0.08192 20 17 3 0
1859 Once I was just like you...dreaming of the good life. 1.1500 0.08192 20 17 3 0
1860 I’m using my wifi hotspot. 1.1500 0.08192 20 17 3 0
1861 The food truck fad is reverting to an underground movement.... 1.1500 0.08192 20 17 3 0
1862 It's summer, you can't have the Q without the BB. 1.1500 0.08192 20 17 3 0
1863 What does the app say? 1.1500 0.08192 20 17 3 0
1864 We're like the internet, but for grilled meats. 1.1500 0.08192 20 17 3 0
1865 I'm celebrating the 4. 1.1500 0.08192 20 17 3 0
1866 What? This is how coal is going to make America great again. 1.1500 0.08192 20 17 3 0
1867 My wife told me this was the only way I could keep eating fast food 1.1500 0.10942 20 18 1 1
1868 Excuse me, is this the meatpacking district? 1.1500 0.10942 20 18 1 1
1869 May we all eat better together 1.1500 0.08192 20 17 3 0
1870 A hot dog? No, you want the uptown train. 1.1500 0.08192 20 17 3 0
1871 I don't think that's grass fed beef. 1.1500 0.10942 20 18 1 1
1872 do you have any pepper? 1.1500 0.10942 20 18 1 1
1873 Carbon monoxide poisoning may not be a traditional method, but I just thought to myself, 'Darn it Jeff, you can be a terrorist AND do what you love'. 1.1500 0.08192 20 17 3 0
1874 Think of it as a food truck for the working class. 1.1500 0.08192 20 17 3 0
1875 See something, say nothing (just gripe about it later). 1.1500 0.08192 20 17 3 0
1876 You got some kinda problem wit a Subway chef? 1.1500 0.08192 20 17 3 0
1877 It had wheels, so I thought 'what the hell'. 1.1500 0.10942 20 18 1 1
1878 I don't know exactly what you mean by an app, but, No, I don't think you'll find one for this. 1.1500 0.10942 20 18 1 1
1879 You didn't see the billboard? Free tofu burger for anyone not manspreading. 1.1500 0.10942 20 18 1 1
1880 With these construction delays, I never know when my next meal will be 1.1500 0.08192 20 17 3 0
1881 Don't ask me, when the cartoonist fell asleep I was at the beach 1.1500 0.08192 20 17 3 0
1882 Flatbush to table. 1.1500 0.08192 20 17 3 0
1883 People love food trucks - why not a food train? 1.1500 0.08192 20 17 3 0
1884 Just testing the smoke detector, glad you noticed. 1.1500 0.08192 20 17 3 0
1885 Congratulate me, I just got my Subway franchise. 1.1500 0.08192 20 17 3 0
1886 I can't wait for the weekend! 1.1500 0.08192 20 17 3 0
1887 Would you like a Verdi aria with your Italian sausage? 1.1500 0.08192 20 17 3 0
1888 Care for more Spam? 1.1500 0.08192 20 17 3 0
1889 Multitasking is my strength, especially when my boss calls me to work on Sundays. 1.1500 0.10942 20 18 1 1
1890 I was getting nowhere in the backyard. 1.1500 0.10942 20 18 1 1
1891 I'm sorry but you have to turn off your cell phone, as it may interfere with the transit signal system, which could be dangerous. 1.1500 0.10942 20 18 1 1
1892 Come on, I'm a more authentic alternative to that Subway Sandwich joke they used a few weeks ago. 1.1500 0.10942 20 18 1 1
1893 I'm working my way up to a food truck.... 1.1500 0.10942 20 18 1 1
1894 You’re all on your phones. I didn’t think anyone would notice. 1.1500 0.08192 20 17 3 0
1895 'Your stop is too soon for well done.' 1.1500 0.08192 20 17 3 0
1896 No, there's no app for this. 1.1500 0.10942 20 18 1 1
1897 I wouldn't consider using anything BUT charcoal. 1.1500 0.08192 20 17 3 0
1898 So then I said to the subway guy “Hey, supposing I came to YOUR place of work...well, it all kinda got out of hand after that.” 1.1500 0.08192 20 17 3 0
1899 I don’t waste any of my OFF time, bud. 1.1500 0.08192 20 17 3 0
1900 No wonder everybody got off at the last stop! 1.1500 0.08192 20 17 3 0
1901 If you want it well-done you'll have to stay on 'til Times Square. 1.1500 0.10942 20 18 1 1
1902 S'Mores? 1.1500 0.08192 20 17 3 0
1903 Less screen time, more meeeee time. 1.1500 0.08192 20 17 3 0
1904 I work weekends. 1.1500 0.10942 20 18 1 1
1905 Well, as a locavore, this is my version of ratatouille. 1.1500 0.08192 20 17 3 0
1906 So when the bank said no I'm thinking...do I really need a truck? 1.1500 0.10942 20 18 1 1
1907 Just warning you, I'm putting cheese on yours unless I hear otherwise. 1.1500 0.08192 20 17 3 0
1908 If you want it well-done you should have taken the local. 1.1500 0.10942 20 18 1 1
1909 Made in America! 1.1500 0.08192 20 17 3 0
1910 I’m cutting down on my screen time. 1.1500 0.08192 20 17 3 0
1911 This ain’t no gravy train ya know, but you can have some mustard. 1.1500 0.10942 20 18 1 1
1912 Sorry, I'm all out of apps. 1.1500 0.08192 20 17 3 0
1913 This is just my side gig - I manage a multi-strategy cypto fund during market hours. 1.1500 0.10942 20 18 1 1
1914 Some cartoons are better than others. 1.1500 0.08192 20 17 3 0
1915 If you think you've enjoyed a Subway sandwich before, wait until you taste the real thing. 1.1500 0.10942 20 18 1 1
1916 Mind your own business. There’s no privacy in the subway anymore. 1.1500 0.08192 20 17 3 0
1917 The MTA thought the smell of hamburgers and the sight of an open flame would distract you from the 3-hour delay. 1.1500 0.10942 20 18 1 1
1918 What do you want on your Sub? 1.1500 0.08192 20 17 3 0
1919 Don't you just hate having to take work home with you? 1.1500 0.10942 20 18 1 1
1920 I had no idea BBQ was The Bronx, Brooklyn and Queens. 1.1500 0.10942 20 18 1 1
1921 My food truck is in the shop. 1.1500 0.10942 20 18 1 1
1922 I’m sorry. We don’t do take out. 1.1500 0.10942 20 18 1 1
1923 Voted best burger on the L Train, for the second year in a row. 1.1500 0.08192 20 17 3 0
1924 This... last...one? $20... why? 1.1500 0.08192 20 17 3 0
1925 Vegan options in car 5508. 1.1500 0.08192 20 17 3 0
1926 I've had way too much screen time on the commute lately. 1.1500 0.08192 20 17 3 0
1927 Monsieur, Madame . . . I give you charcoal enhanced, Ratatouille Au Courant! 1.1500 0.08192 20 17 3 0
1928 Could you spare a quarter pounder? 1.1500 0.08192 20 17 3 0
1929 Isn't this the suburban line? 1.1500 0.08192 20 17 3 0
1930 Do you really want to know if it's locally sourced? 1.1500 0.08192 20 17 3 0
1931 The EPA says it's okay now. 1.1500 0.08192 20 17 3 0
1932 Make mine rare. I have to change trains at 14th Street. 1.1500 0.08192 20 17 3 0
1933 I have to go to my third job, so this is my vacation. 1.1500 0.10942 20 18 1 1
1934 Sir, I understand the subway is crowded, but there's no need to get all up in my grill. 1.1500 0.08192 20 17 3 0
1935 I have found that if I heat up my cell phone underground, it holds a charge better all day long! 1.1500 0.10942 20 18 1 1
1936 Excuse me, can you make room for my wieners? 1.1500 0.08192 20 17 3 0
1937 A Minute Steak, an Express or a Local? 1.1500 0.08192 20 17 3 0
1938 As long as I don't get off, the rent is only $2.75. That's why. 1.1500 0.08192 20 17 3 0
1939 Spare a dollar for a rat burger? 1.1500 0.08192 20 17 3 0
1940 How do you like your rat? 1.1500 0.08192 20 17 3 0
1941 Couple more stops on the fries. 1.1500 0.10942 20 18 1 1
1942 Wood fired pizza is next car. 1.1500 0.08192 20 17 3 0
1943 Uh Oh, I smell gas. 1.1500 0.08192 20 17 3 0
1944 I’m trying out the subway diet” 1.1500 0.08192 20 17 3 0
1945 Only a shmendrik will end up with grease on his new suit. 1.1500 0.08192 20 17 3 0
1946 It's Take Your Grill to Work Day." 1.1500 0.10942 20 18 1 1
1947 I have to. I wasn't getting anywhere with my pole dancing. 1.1500 0.08192 20 17 3 0
1948 What’s it to you pal? I’m just being neighborly. 1.1500 0.10942 20 18 1 1
1949 It was raining. 1.1500 0.08192 20 17 3 0
1950 So, you don’t have the Smoke Signal App? 1.1500 0.08192 20 17 3 0
1951 It just depends on your definition of "street" 1.1500 0.10942 20 18 1 1
1952 Yeah, I'm a street vendor in the city. I just wanted to catch up on some work on the commute home. 1.1500 0.08192 20 17 3 0
1953 Hey, everybody's got to start somewhere! 1.1500 0.10942 20 18 1 1
1954 How ‘bout them Yankees 1.1500 0.08192 20 17 3 0
1955 Hey, this is New York City subway, you are not supposed to make eye contact." 1.1500 0.10942 20 18 1 1
1956 Our menu is online, try Line38.com. 1.1500 0.08192 20 17 3 0
1957 Hey, smells better than urine and throw up. 1.1500 0.08192 20 17 3 0
1958 I'm trying to make new friends. 1.1500 0.08192 20 17 3 0
1959 Katchup at 219th st; pickles at 180th st; buns at 174th st and medium rare by Canal. 1.1500 0.08192 20 17 3 0
1960 I call it track-to-table. 1.1500 0.10942 20 18 1 1
1961 Sorry, we don't accept text orders. 1.1500 0.08192 20 17 3 0
1962 It’s the F train. Last stop, Coney Island. 1.1500 0.08192 20 17 3 0
1963 This is the best I can do since China bankrupted us” 1.1500 0.10942 20 18 1 1
1964 You got any barbecue sauce? 1.1500 0.08192 20 17 3 0
1965 watch this for me while I grab some buns off the ventilator... 1.1500 0.10942 20 18 1 1
1966 Hey, we got to be mobile these days, don't we? 1.1500 0.08192 20 17 3 0
1967 I just want to be a part of social meatia. 1.1500 0.10942 20 18 1 1
1968 Medium rare at forty-second street, medium by twenty-third. 1.1500 0.08192 20 17 3 0
1969 It's the only way I can drown out the urine smell. 1.1500 0.10942 20 18 1 1
1970 I don't offer well done on the express. 1.1500 0.08192 20 17 3 0
1971 The weekend starts as soon as you leave the office. 1.1500 0.10942 20 18 1 1
1972 Think you're the only ones who can get work done during the commute? 1.1500 0.10942 20 18 1 1
1973 I cook 'em about two express stops per side. 1.1500 0.08192 20 17 3 0
1974 Sorry, it's my first day here at Subway. 1.1500 0.08192 20 17 3 0
1975 Yeah, and you should clean your ears at home! 1.1500 0.10942 20 18 1 1
1976 How done so you want it, one stop or two? 1.1500 0.08192 20 17 3 0
1977 Maybe you should say something. 1.1500 0.08192 20 17 3 0
1978 Wakefield-241 street, also. You may wanna crack a window. 1.1500 0.08192 20 17 3 0
1979 I'm a dad on the go. 1.1500 0.08192 20 17 3 0
1980 Amazing, right? It's a Vape Grill. 1.1500 0.08192 20 17 3 0
1981 Trump's economy means I have to make up a job 1.1500 0.08192 20 17 3 0
1982 Just think subway food truck" 1.1500 0.10942 20 18 1 1
1983 Think of me as a food truck start-up." 1.1500 0.08192 20 17 3 0
1984 Yeah, it's a Weber. 1.1500 0.08192 20 17 3 0
1985 Since the commute is long - we're bringing the backyard to you 1.1500 0.10942 20 18 1 1
1986 What's take out? 1.1500 0.08192 20 17 3 0
1987 Livin' the dream. You? 1.1500 0.10942 20 18 1 1
1988 You ever heard of food truck??? 1.1500 0.10942 20 18 1 1
1989 OK, which one of youse ordered the Amazon Prime rib? 1.1500 0.10942 20 18 1 1
1990 Jesus, this guy is a bigger jerk than David Remnick! 1.1500 0.08192 20 17 3 0
1991 Haven't you heard of Subway? 1.1500 0.10942 20 18 1 1
1992 The secret ingredient is the sticky stuff on the floor" - Arby's Head Che 1.1500 0.10942 20 18 1 1
1993 I'm not the only one, but it's medium-rare. 1.1500 0.08192 20 17 3 0
1994 This is a, 'Man-Spreading' grill. 1.1500 0.10942 20 18 1 1
1995 No, my name is not Nathan 1.1500 0.10942 20 18 1 1
1996 You can take the man out of the suburb... 1.1500 0.08192 20 17 3 0
1997 What? This is the B and Q line. 1.1500 0.08192 20 17 3 0
1998 Next stop: gastroenteritis. 1.1500 0.10942 20 18 1 1
1999 Check your iPhone: grilled 1.1500 0.10942 20 18 1 1
2000 Staycation. You got a problem with that 1.1500 0.10942 20 18 1 1
2001 With or without onions, mustard, or smartphone sauce. 1.1500 0.10942 20 18 1 1
2002 No reservations? 1.1500 0.08192 20 17 3 0
2003 It only comes rare on the Express. If you want it well done, you'll have to take the Local. 1.1500 0.10942 20 18 1 1
2004 Have grill, will travel. Also, the van's in the shop. 1.1500 0.08192 20 17 3 0
2005 I'm on a special diet. 1.1500 0.10942 20 18 1 1
2006 I know you''re hooked on subways but... 1.1500 0.10942 20 18 1 1
2007 It's the new Foreman. 1.1481 0.08777 27 24 2 1
2008 Why do you thin they call it the Q Line? 1.1481 0.08777 27 24 2 1
2009 Smells good, don't ya think? 1.1458 0.05947 48 42 5 1
2010 I really wanted a food truck but this didn’t require any licenses or inspections. 1.1429 0.10433 21 19 1 1
2011 Who ordered from SubGrub? 1.1429 0.07825 21 18 3 0
2012 Sorry we're out of kale 1.1429 0.10433 21 19 1 1
2013 Give me a break. I’m saving for a food truck. 1.1429 0.07825 21 18 3 0
2014 You want a side of garbage juice with that rat burger? 1.1429 0.10433 21 19 1 1
2015 Using just coals, really cuts down on the smoke. 1.1429 0.07825 21 18 3 0
2016 Did you say medium rare? 1.1429 0.05832 49 43 5 1
2017 Hey, waddya think this is, a low-cal train? 1.1429 0.07825 21 18 3 0
2018 Put yours phones down and wrap her heads around the bratwurst. 1.1429 0.10433 21 19 1 1
2019 You think this thing has smoke alarms? 1.1429 0.10433 21 19 1 1
2020 What's wrong? Can't find me on Yelp? 1.1429 0.10433 21 19 1 1
2021 It’s not really a barbecue, it’s a grill 1.1429 0.10433 21 19 1 1
2022 Just workin' on my commute to work-life balance. 1.1429 0.07825 21 18 3 0
2023 It's how I find my peaceful center. 1.1429 0.10433 21 19 1 1
2024 Yes, it's my phone. Like you haven't ever lost a bet man?!?! 1.1429 0.07825 21 18 3 0
2025 I'll thrown on a couple turkey burgers if you put this on Instagram 1.1429 0.10433 21 19 1 1
2026 This a carriage for people who use it as a medicine. 1.1429 0.07825 21 18 3 0
2027 If you prefer Mexican, the truck will be coming through in ten minutes. 1.1429 0.07825 21 18 3 0
2028 If you're getting off at Grand Central, I gotta put the burgers on now. 1.1429 0.10433 21 19 1 1
2029 A lot of guys I know swear by hickory chips, but I’m a cherry man myself. 1.1429 0.07825 21 18 3 0
2030 My weekend have already started. 1.1429 0.10433 21 19 1 1
2031 No dogs allowed, but they didn't say anything about burgers. 1.1429 0.07825 21 18 3 0
2032 You can't smoke in here. 1.1429 0.07825 21 18 3 0
2033 I know it’s only Thursday but I thought I’d get a running start on the weekend. 1.1429 0.07825 21 18 3 0
2034 How'd you like your manspread special? 1.1429 0.10433 21 19 1 1
2035 Do you have any specials? 1.1429 0.07825 21 18 3 0
2036 My doctor insisted I focus on something other than my phone. 1.1429 0.07825 21 18 3 0
2037 I’m not smoking this sausage; I’m vaping it. 1.1429 0.07825 21 18 3 0
2038 I call it a "two-fer." You get a snack and no acrobats. 1.1429 0.07825 21 18 3 0
2039 These trains are so behind that my staycation is almost over. 1.1429 0.10433 21 19 1 1
2040 So...not an Airbnb? 1.1429 0.07825 21 18 3 0
2041 There wasn't any room on the platform. 1.1429 0.10433 21 19 1 1
2042 Getting hungry 1.1429 0.07825 21 18 3 0
2043 Which train are you catching: Rare, Medium or Well-done? 1.1429 0.07825 21 18 3 0
2044 The app is available on Itunes and its called doorsteporwhereverbbq. 1.1429 0.07825 21 18 3 0
2045 I tell you what I'd LIKE to do with my carbon footprint... 1.1429 0.07825 21 18 3 0
2046 Hot news sizzles! Yours sort of ... emojis. 1.1429 0.10433 21 19 1 1
2047 Is Pepsi okay? 1.1429 0.10433 21 19 1 1
2048 If we're still here in 15 ill take a burger medium-rare. 1.1429 0.07825 21 18 3 0
2049 My wife earns more than me. She expects dinner when she gets home. 1.1429 0.10433 21 19 1 1
2050 Farm to table's for foodies. Slaughterhouse to subway's my style. 1.1429 0.07825 21 18 3 0
2051 Medium is in one stop, well-done in two. 1.1429 0.07825 21 18 3 0
2052 I'm hoping to play myself in the cooking show. 1.1429 0.07825 21 18 3 0
2053 #commuter life hack 1.1429 0.10433 21 19 1 1
2054 Taking the Express train gives me more time to do the things I love." 1.1429 0.07825 21 18 3 0
2055 This evening's amuse is rat-atouille. 1.1429 0.07825 21 18 3 0
2056 Eatin' fresh at Subway 1.1364 0.09968 22 20 1 1
2057 Do I look like I know if this train is running express? 1.1364 0.09968 22 20 1 1
2058 Yes, I'm licensed. Are you? 1.1250 0.06896 24 21 3 0
2059 Not all us Uber Eats guys have cars. 1.1250 0.07446 32 29 2 1
2060 You don’t want to hear me sing, do ya? 1.1212 0.07227 33 30 2 1
2061 Sorry, couchettes are only available for trips of six hours or longer. 1.1176 0.08055 17 15 2 0
2062 How would you like it cooked - 51st Street, 23rd Street, or Union Square? 1.1176 0.08055 17 15 2 0
2063 Is my iGRILL bothering you? 1.1176 0.08055 17 15 2 0
2064 They've learned not to step on the third rail. 1.1176 0.08055 17 15 2 0
2065 I'm sorry, is this politically appropriate? 1.1176 0.08055 17 15 2 0
2066 Subs on the move for you? 1.1176 0.08055 17 15 2 0
2067 The food cart scene is a little over played these days. 1.1176 0.08055 17 15 2 0
2068 The N-Q-R Line Cook 1.1176 0.08055 17 15 2 0
2069 You have your cellphone. I have my barbecue grill. Don't judge. 1.1176 0.08055 17 15 2 0
2070 A job well done to Subway on the new marketing campaign. 1.1176 0.08055 17 15 2 0
2071 Take out or delivery? 1.1176 0.08055 17 15 2 0
2072 Want me to melt yours too? 1.1176 0.08055 17 15 2 0
2073 I couldn't get Fourth of July off. 1.1176 0.08055 17 15 2 0
2074 The accordion was not working. 1.1176 0.11765 17 16 0 1
2075 I already ate the slice of pizza. 1.1176 0.08055 17 15 2 0
2076 Yes sir. Every order is to-go. 1.1176 0.08055 17 15 2 0
2077 I got grilled by some guy on the subway today. 1.1176 0.08055 17 15 2 0
2078 My food cart has been repossessed. 1.1176 0.08055 17 15 2 0
2079 You want your phones toasted? 1.1176 0.11765 17 16 0 1
2080 We've transitioned from sandwiches to a more "Grab and Go" approach. 1.1176 0.08055 17 15 2 0
2081 Why not! You're in a Subway. 1.1176 0.11765 17 16 0 1
2082 Last time I take a job that doesn't get the Fourth of July off. 1.1176 0.08055 17 15 2 0
2083 I prefer a lower tech method to stimulate dopamine production in my brain 1.1176 0.08055 17 15 2 0
2084 Happen to have any Ketchup? 1.1176 0.08055 17 15 2 0
2085 I got tired of pushing my hotdog cart around! 1.1176 0.11765 17 16 0 1
2086 Sorry, you need to order before boarding. 1.1176 0.08055 17 15 2 0
2087 It’s the basis for my new cookbook Underground Meals . 1.1176 0.08055 17 15 2 0
2088 You can't leave these things on for more than three or four stops. 1.1176 0.08055 17 15 2 0
2089 Don’t like my smoke? I don’t appreciate your electronic waves.I 1.1176 0.08055 17 15 2 0
2090 What? You never hear of the dining car? 1.1176 0.08055 17 15 2 0
2091 Why this unpatriotic look? 1.1176 0.08055 17 15 2 0
2092 Rail kill. 1.1176 0.08055 17 15 2 0
2093 I am running a special today: Buy one, get one free. 1.1176 0.11765 17 16 0 1
2094 I like dinner ready but the time I get home. 1.1176 0.08055 17 15 2 0
2095 Did you order the medium rare by Lexington? 1.1176 0.08055 17 15 2 0
2096 Breaking one more health code violation on here isn't gonna kill ya 1.1176 0.11765 17 16 0 1
2097 I've taken the mobile order to the next level 1.1176 0.08055 17 15 2 0
2098 I only use locally sourced meats. 1.1176 0.08055 17 15 2 0
2099 Well, what did you expect? You just uploaded the PDQ-BBQ App! 1.1176 0.08055 17 15 2 0
2100 It was freshly gathered from the streets of San Francisco. 1.1176 0.11765 17 16 0 1
2101 I've got pigeon and hot dogs--made from pigeon. 1.1176 0.08055 17 15 2 0
2102 The age of the food truck is over, the dawn of the food subway carriage has come. 1.1176 0.08055 17 15 2 0
2103 Want a cold one, neighbor? 1.1176 0.08055 17 15 2 0
2104 Turn that male gaze inward, sir. 1.1176 0.08055 17 15 2 0
2105 Burgers $1.95 now; rush hour $1.45 1.1176 0.08055 17 15 2 0
2106 Real men grill with charcoal & drink beer. Ladies sit with their legs crossed at the knee. 1.1176 0.11765 17 16 0 1
2107 You need a permit to use charcoal on the train. 1.1176 0.08055 17 15 2 0
2108 With real estate prices these days, my restaurant was forced to innovate. 1.1176 0.11765 17 16 0 1
2109 Look, buddy, it's called a pop-up store. 1.1176 0.08055 17 15 2 0
2110 No, you're weird! 1.1176 0.08055 17 15 2 0
2111 Dude,if you can make it here,you can make it anywhere. 1.1176 0.08055 17 15 2 0
2112 Don't take my word for it, check out my Yelp reviews. 1.1176 0.08055 17 15 2 0
2113 These startups are really getting out of control. 1.1176 0.08055 17 15 2 0
2114 Beats the Subway sandwiches. 1.1176 0.08055 17 15 2 0
2115 For well-done you’ll have to stay on till 54th Street. 1.1176 0.08055 17 15 2 0
2116 I am assuming you don’t like Wagyu? 1.1176 0.08055 17 15 2 0
2117 The food is faster than we thought! 1.1176 0.08055 17 15 2 0
2118 Of course! I only cook with free-roaming beef. 1.1176 0.11765 17 16 0 1
2119 Normally I get take out, but tonight I thought I'd cook out. 1.1176 0.08055 17 15 2 0
2120 My therapist says I have a legal right to my comfort activity. 1.1176 0.08055 17 15 2 0
2121 Is that an open container? 1.1176 0.08055 17 15 2 0
2122 Yup. Low and slow is the only way to go. 1.1176 0.08055 17 15 2 0
2123 Wow, Jim... you really did leave her for a heffer. 1.1176 0.08055 17 15 2 0
2124 Sure. You can call it a pop-up. 1.1176 0.08055 17 15 2 0
2125 Welcome to the original 'Subway.' Whaddya havin'? 1.1176 0.08055 17 15 2 0
2126 My buddy's like: I couldn't give a rat's ass. And I'm like: Hmmm. I bet you could, if I cooked it right. 1.1176 0.08055 17 15 2 0
2127 I'm trying out some new mobile apps for my menu. 1.1176 0.08055 17 15 2 0
2128 Well, yes. But it's a locally sourced rat. 1.1176 0.08055 17 15 2 0
2129 I'm a subway sandwich artist in train N. 1.1176 0.08055 17 15 2 0
2130 It's all trash-fed and locally sourced. 1.1176 0.08055 17 15 2 0
2131 “I said order from Uber Eats. Not Ünter Eats.” Sheryl Myerson, Malibu, Calif 1.1176 0.08055 17 15 2 0
2132 This is the Queens-bound BBQ express train, right? 1.1176 0.08055 17 15 2 0
2133 I like my sense of entitlement medium rare. How about you? 1.1176 0.08055 17 15 2 0
2134 4th of July traffic is going to be crazy this year. 1.1176 0.08055 17 15 2 0
2135 This is an express, so these will have to be medium rare. 1.1176 0.08055 17 15 2 0
2136 It’s the newest trend. Railgaiting. 1.1176 0.08055 17 15 2 0
2137 Which one of you clicked on our ‘Absolutely Anywhere’ delivery app.? 1.1176 0.08055 17 15 2 0
2138 No, this is the BBQ. You can get the Q at 96th Street. 1.1176 0.08055 17 15 2 0
2139 Hi! I'm Charlie from Boston. Want to trade my wife's beef sandwich for your phone? 1.1176 0.08055 17 15 2 0
2140 I take advantage of the space when it's available. Like you do, but with people. 1.1176 0.08055 17 15 2 0
2141 Cheese? 1.1176 0.08055 17 15 2 0
2142 Subway Diet. 1.1176 0.08055 17 15 2 0
2143 Don't worry, I only look at it while the burger's being flipped in the air 1.1176 0.08055 17 15 2 0
2144 125th St rare, 145th medium, 175th well. 1.1176 0.08055 17 15 2 0
2145 Hey man, it’s July 4th somewhere 1.1176 0.08055 17 15 2 0
2146 No, you can't have one! 1.1176 0.08055 17 15 2 0
2147 It's not too unusual. It's medium rare. 1.1176 0.08055 17 15 2 0
2148 This is the vegetarian train. 1.1176 0.08055 17 15 2 0
2149 It's how I feed the bulldog. 1.1176 0.08055 17 15 2 0
2150 The recipe calls for garlic. Say you wouldn’t happen to have a dash of garlic I could borrow? 1.1176 0.08055 17 15 2 0
2151 It’s cheaper on the gas than having my own food truck. 1.1176 0.08055 17 15 2 0
2152 Meeting my wife at the 53rd Street station, she hasn’t got time to eat between meetings. 1.1176 0.08055 17 15 2 0
2153 The last of my emotional support cow 1.1176 0.08055 17 15 2 0
2154 Mustard and ketchup with your tube steak? 1.1176 0.08055 17 15 2 0
2155 I'm still saving up to buy a food truck. 1.1176 0.08055 17 15 2 0
2156 The Halal Guys drove us underground. 1.1176 0.11765 17 16 0 1
2157 You have 33 more likes and I have a juicy medium rare hamburger. 1.1176 0.08055 17 15 2 0
2158 Sorry, this is an express. I can only make it rare. 1.1176 0.08055 17 15 2 0
2159 well, this is a smokin' carriage 1.1176 0.08055 17 15 2 0
2160 You're just working for the weekend. I'm weekending for the work. 1.1176 0.08055 17 15 2 0
2161 The menu may be limited, but there are those that love it. 1.1176 0.08055 17 15 2 0
2162 A tailgate party for taggers. 1.1176 0.08055 17 15 2 0
2163 I got tired of subway sandwiches. 1.1176 0.08055 17 15 2 0
2164 Just never enough time in the day, is there! 1.1176 0.11765 17 16 0 1
2165 Is it something I said? 1.1176 0.11765 17 16 0 1
2166 No, not burgers, I'm frying iPhones today. 1.1176 0.08055 17 15 2 0
2167 I'm one of your stakeholders. 1.1176 0.08055 17 15 2 0
2168 The kids and the wife are getting on at 72nd Street. 1.1176 0.08055 17 15 2 0
2169 The rent's cheaper down here. 1.1176 0.08055 17 15 2 0
2170 Lady, He's Putting My Kids Through College 1.1176 0.08055 17 15 2 0
2171 Hey pal, you need to get your 'man spread ' workin'. 1.1176 0.08055 17 15 2 0
2172 Great App. 1.1176 0.08055 17 15 2 0
2173 No thanks, I just had breakfast 1.1176 0.08055 17 15 2 0
2174 My neighbors get cranky about the smoke. 1.1176 0.08055 17 15 2 0
2175 Certainly, like I said. by 34th st. this will be well done. 1.1176 0.08055 17 15 2 0
2176 How do you prevent burn out? 1.1176 0.08055 17 15 2 0
2177 Rare? Change at Times Square for the shuttle to Grand Central. Third car. 1.1176 0.11765 17 16 0 1
2178 Change at West 4th for ketchup. 1.1176 0.08055 17 15 2 0
2179 What? Rent is too Damn High! 1.1176 0.08055 17 15 2 0
2180 It actually improves the air quality down here. 1.1176 0.11765 17 16 0 1
2181 It’s the weekend somewhere. What? You’re right. That doesn’t work like 5 o’clock. 1.1176 0.08055 17 15 2 0
2182 So there IS something that can get your attention away from your damn phone. 1.1176 0.08055 17 15 2 0
2183 It could be worst. I could be manspreading. 1.1176 0.08055 17 15 2 0
2184 I need it. It's my comfort barbecue. 1.1176 0.08055 17 15 2 0
2185 The rents in New York are too high so I decided to downsize. 1.1176 0.08055 17 15 2 0
2186 Sorry, I forgot my phone. 1.1176 0.08055 17 15 2 0
2187 I used to have a food truck. 1.1176 0.08055 17 15 2 0
2188 You can also take the express line straight to sunburn and a hangover. 1.1176 0.08055 17 15 2 0
2189 I use the third rail for hot dogs 1.1176 0.08055 17 15 2 0
2190 Feel free to take pictures! 1.1176 0.11765 17 16 0 1
2191 You ever tried grilled rat? 1.1176 0.08055 17 15 2 0
2192 It always comes out rare. 1.1176 0.08055 17 15 2 0
2193 If you lived here, you'd be home now too! 1.1176 0.08055 17 15 2 0
2194 I'm part of the grill economy. 1.1176 0.08055 17 15 2 0
2195 Think globally, grill mobiley. 1.1176 0.11765 17 16 0 1
2196 It comes with the deluxe subway pass, and there are only a few left. 1.1176 0.08055 17 15 2 0
2197 GRUBHUB's new service! 1.1176 0.08055 17 15 2 0
2198 It's called Subway Steak. 1.1176 0.08055 17 15 2 0
2199 No, no burgers. Only subways. 1.1176 0.08055 17 15 2 0
2200 I'm in brand management. 1.1176 0.08055 17 15 2 0
2201 It's an OCD thing. 1.1176 0.08055 17 15 2 0
2202 You want cheese on yours? 1.1176 0.08055 17 15 2 0
2203 Isn't It Summer Friday yet? 1.1176 0.08055 17 15 2 0
2204 I like everyone to know I'm a real American 1.1176 0.08055 17 15 2 0
2205 What? It’s raining hard out there today. 1.1176 0.08055 17 15 2 0
2206 Your Uber Eats order, sir. 1.1176 0.08055 17 15 2 0
2207 'If you order online you get free delivery." 1.1176 0.08055 17 15 2 0
2208 Phone addiction was so pervasive only Joe looked up and saw the subway BBQ 1.1176 0.08055 17 15 2 0
2209 Just in case I'm late for lunch. 1.1176 0.08055 17 15 2 0
2210 Why yes, I accept online orders. 1.1176 0.08055 17 15 2 0
2211 Welcome to MTA Burger. May I take your order? 1.1176 0.08055 17 15 2 0
2212 Can you look up, how to know when it's medium rare? 1.1176 0.08055 17 15 2 0
2213 My food truck broke down. 1.1176 0.08055 17 15 2 0
2214 You got a problem? 1.1176 0.08055 17 15 2 0
2215 I tried the street food thing, but the fresh air didn't agree with me. 1.1176 0.08055 17 15 2 0
2216 Why wasn’t I invited to the red line’s block party? I am on this train like every day. 1.1176 0.11765 17 16 0 1
2217 I'm just getting a head start on the weekend 1.1176 0.08055 17 15 2 0
2218 http://www.mtamovingforward.com/#phase-one 1.1176 0.08055 17 15 2 0
2219 The wife's in the next car whipping up a salad. 1.1176 0.08055 17 15 2 0
2220 I prefer the ambiance of the subway. Just order online from eatnride.com. 1.1176 0.08055 17 15 2 0
2221 What do you mean "catch of the day"? 1.1176 0.08055 17 15 2 0
2222 The grill marks hide the track marks. 1.1176 0.08055 17 15 2 0
2223 I am just warming up on my way to Yankee Stadium. 1.1176 0.08055 17 15 2 0
2224 Gladly pay me Tuesday? 1.1176 0.08055 17 15 2 0
2225 Ms. Nielsen... Mr. Miller... I'm sorry, but we're going to have to ask you to leave. 1.1176 0.11765 17 16 0 1
2226 Your stop is next? I hope you like medium-rare. 1.1176 0.08055 17 15 2 0
2227 Subways aren’t only for sandwiches, you know. 1.1176 0.08055 17 15 2 0
2228 No, I don't Venmo. 1.1176 0.11765 17 16 0 1
2229 I’m off social media. 1.1176 0.08055 17 15 2 0
2230 Even by New York standards this is rare. 1.1176 0.08055 17 15 2 0
2231 Happy July 4 train. 1.1176 0.08055 17 15 2 0
2232 You want the I.R.T. gourmet burger to go? 1.1176 0.08055 17 15 2 0
2233 Shouldn't you be serving "Subways?" 1.1176 0.08055 17 15 2 0
2234 So. How ‘bout them Mets? 1.1176 0.08055 17 15 2 0
2235 Sorry I don't make avocado toast. 1.1176 0.08055 17 15 2 0
2236 Welcome to the MTA. 1.1176 0.08055 17 15 2 0
2237 It's a lot cheaper to make your own than to buy one at Penn Station. 1.1176 0.11765 17 16 0 1
2238 Our homeowner's association does not allow grilling on our terraces. 1.1176 0.08055 17 15 2 0
2239 Your internet search data must have brought us together. 1.1176 0.11765 17 16 0 1
2240 Business is slow, but at least it feels like I'm going someplace. 1.1176 0.08055 17 15 2 0
2241 Freedom apparently barbecues on the subway 1.1176 0.08055 17 15 2 0
2242 What, you don’t like multi-tasking? 1.1176 0.08055 17 15 2 0
2243 Eat local! Fresh catch of the day! Sourced from the track of the uptown A train at 14th street. 1.1176 0.08055 17 15 2 0
2244 If you're wanting well done, you'll need to wait until 125th. 1.1176 0.08055 17 15 2 0
2245 We've got horseshoes in the next car. 1.1176 0.08055 17 15 2 0
2246 Well, at least I’m not manspreading anymore 1.1176 0.08055 17 15 2 0
2247 Somebody used the wrong app. 1.1176 0.08055 17 15 2 0
2248 Sir, I resent that. I have NEVER used gluten. 1.1176 0.11765 17 16 0 1
2249 'On the Mueller Express, everyone gets a chance to perfect their flipping technique'. 1.1176 0.11765 17 16 0 1
2250 Next stop, well done, the end of the line. 1.1176 0.08055 17 15 2 0
2251 What, like I have a yard to do this in? 1.1176 0.11765 17 16 0 1
2252 And you thought Subway meant inexpensive mass produced sandwiches. 1.1176 0.08055 17 15 2 0
2253 The subway has it’s own distinct seasons, don’t you think? 1.1176 0.08055 17 15 2 0
2254 It's incredible how much more I get done when I leave my phone at home. 1.1176 0.08055 17 15 2 0
2255 So far her response has been consistently “nei”... 1.1176 0.08055 17 15 2 0
2256 He's eating, drinking, and arguably, smoking! 1.1176 0.11765 17 16 0 1
2257 I've always HATED the sun 1.1176 0.08055 17 15 2 0
2258 It’ll be ready by Fulton St. 1.1176 0.08055 17 15 2 0
2259 Funny you'd want hot dogs. Delancey to Essex's usually go for kabobs. 1.1176 0.08055 17 15 2 0
2260 Summer phon(e)nomenon 1.1176 0.08055 17 15 2 0
2261 I’m getting a head start on my Hampton’s weekend 1.1176 0.08055 17 15 2 0
2262 Bergen? Not Burger Street? And I don't suppose you have any chopped meat you can spare? 1.1176 0.11765 17 16 0 1
2263 And it doesn't require WiFi. 1.1176 0.08055 17 15 2 0
2264 What? I’ve heard that it’s a good way to recharge my batteries. 1.1176 0.08055 17 15 2 0
2265 But you'd pay $30 for a hamburger in a restaurant, so which of us is really the "crazy" one? 1.1176 0.08055 17 15 2 0
2266 One day, people will wonder about the new rules that have a grill with a line through it. And we’ll be the only ones that know why it was added. 1.1176 0.08055 17 15 2 0
2267 That's one #mediumrare and one #rare, correct? 1.1176 0.08055 17 15 2 0
2268 burger? brat? how bout the Mets? What? Don't tell me your a YANKEES fan.... 1.1176 0.08055 17 15 2 0
2269 Forgive me for staring, but she reminds me of an old grillfriend. 1.1176 0.08055 17 15 2 0
2270 For rare, its the 14th Street stop; medium, 34th; and well done is at 86th. 1.1176 0.08055 17 15 2 0
2271 You know this is a dining car. 1.1176 0.08055 17 15 2 0
2272 Fresher than Subway 1.1176 0.08055 17 15 2 0
2273 You thought you'd seen everything on this train, didn't you? 1.1176 0.08055 17 15 2 0
2274 How'd you know I was from the burbs? 1.1176 0.08055 17 15 2 0
2275 Yep. Grass-fed, organic, with a 401(k). 1.1176 0.08055 17 15 2 0
2276 Actually, I'm on vacation. I just don't tell my wife everything. 1.1176 0.08055 17 15 2 0
2277 I call it the Poo-dill Burger. 1.1176 0.08055 17 15 2 0
2278 My wife demands to eat as soon as I get home. 1.1176 0.08055 17 15 2 0
2279 I work for a BBQ food truck. I hate when they make me take work home. 1.1176 0.08055 17 15 2 0
2280 If we're on time, rare. Probably well done. 1.1176 0.08055 17 15 2 0
2281 The way I make 'em, you can't tell they're vegan. 1.1176 0.08055 17 15 2 0
2282 Steak-holder? It's a spatula, Wall Street. 1.1176 0.08055 17 15 2 0
2283 How did you think the Subway Sandwich got its name? 1.1176 0.11765 17 16 0 1
2284 Straphanger Steak. 1.1176 0.08055 17 15 2 0
2285 Fire beats tourist every time in this game 1.1176 0.11765 17 16 0 1
2286 A Berger, please, not a Brat! 1.1176 0.11765 17 16 0 1
2287 The ad said, “are you looking for a career going places?” 1.1176 0.08055 17 15 2 0
2288 Are you seriously checking your phone for a closer burger place? 1.1176 0.08055 17 15 2 0
2289 A lady from San Francisco just called and threatened to call the police if you don't have a vendor's permit. 1.1176 0.08055 17 15 2 0
2290 Maybe *you* are lost! 1.1176 0.08055 17 15 2 0
2291 Would you mind putting away your phones? That’s rude. 1.1176 0.08055 17 15 2 0
2292 I'm your dream about where you'd rather be. 1.1176 0.08055 17 15 2 0
2293 You had that the last time we were here 1.1176 0.08055 17 15 2 0
2294 My plan is to eventually add an above track pool. 1.1176 0.08055 17 15 2 0
2295 Jesus. Could you please use headphones. I am trying to grill here. 1.1176 0.11765 17 16 0 1
2296 It's called BuskingBQ. 1.1176 0.11765 17 16 0 1
2297 They thought it would be cute since this is the Brooklyn, Bronx, Queens line. 1.1176 0.08055 17 15 2 0
2298 In Brooklyn, I switch to grass fed, barrel aged, and swag the Fedora. 1.1176 0.08055 17 15 2 0
2299 Of course its organic. 1.1176 0.08055 17 15 2 0
2300 Would you like to sample a Metro Morsel? 1.1176 0.08055 17 15 2 0
2301 It's strictly farm-to-train. 1.1176 0.08055 17 15 2 0
2302 I know it’s a bit burnt but I’m in training. 1.1176 0.08055 17 15 2 0
2303 Lump of coal, sir? 1.1176 0.11765 17 16 0 1
2304 I don't know what's worse. This subway or his hotdogs. 1.1176 0.08055 17 15 2 0
2305 My ex got the car, the kids and our friends. But...I got to keep the season tickets! 1.1176 0.08055 17 15 2 0
2306 I couldn't get a permit. 1.1176 0.08055 17 15 2 0
2307 How did you think Subway started? 1.1176 0.08055 17 15 2 0
2308 I wanted a mobile device with an all-you-can-eat data plan. 1.1176 0.08055 17 15 2 0
2309 If I can grill it here, I can grill it anywhere. 1.1176 0.08055 17 15 2 0
2310 Just thought I'd get an early start on the holiday weekend...want one? 1.1176 0.08055 17 15 2 0
2311 Each item sold separately, some items not available, some assembly required. 1.1176 0.08055 17 15 2 0
2312 We live in an apartment. 1.1176 0.08055 17 15 2 0
2313 It's the world's only authentic subway sandwich. 1.1176 0.08055 17 15 2 0
2314 Oui monsieur, it is a subterranean moveable feast. 1.1176 0.11765 17 16 0 1
2315 Hey guys, you wanna put your phones on mute so I don't have to hear them. 1.1176 0.08055 17 15 2 0
2316 I got this from another person that needed to be unplugged...if you know what I mean. 1.1176 0.08055 17 15 2 0
2317 Do you take Bitcoin? 1.1176 0.08055 17 15 2 0
2318 I don’t have a smart phone. I don’t have a Kindle. It’s a long commute. 1.1176 0.08055 17 15 2 0
2319 I figure, just because I’m homeless doesn’t mean I have to give up everything I enjoy. 1.1176 0.11765 17 16 0 1
2320 It’s one thing for people to complain where people can or can’t smoke, but using the charcoal grill? That’s where I put my foot down. Sounds un-American. No one will take away my briquettes. 1.1176 0.08055 17 15 2 0
2321 I thought I'd get a head start on the weekend. 1.1176 0.11765 17 16 0 1
2322 Don't you think this is a cool way to spend the summer night? 1.1176 0.08055 17 15 2 0
2323 What? There’s not an app for this... 1.1176 0.08055 17 15 2 0
2324 Don’t even ask, you can’t have any. 1.1176 0.08055 17 15 2 0
2325 Ever the disruptive innovator, Frank at last found his untapped market segment. 1.1176 0.11765 17 16 0 1
2326 I think your phone's alerting you. 1.1176 0.08055 17 15 2 0
2327 With Pruitt heading the EPA it was just a matter of time. 1.1176 0.11765 17 16 0 1
2328 It's called Nebraska-on-Hudson. 1.1176 0.08055 17 15 2 0
2329 The risk of death from carbon monoxide fumes and the risk of developing gaming disorder--same thing... 1.1176 0.08055 17 15 2 0
2330 The air in the subway provides a certain je ne sais quoi to ground beef. 1.1176 0.08055 17 15 2 0
2331 A Starbucks coffee will cost ya another 18 bucks. 1.1176 0.11765 17 16 0 1
2332 Have you replaced the usual mariachi band in this car? 1.1176 0.08055 17 15 2 0
2333 Medium-Rare was at 34th Street. 1.1176 0.08055 17 15 2 0
2334 Fast Food 1.1176 0.08055 17 15 2 0
2335 It's my Emotional Support Grill, OK?! 1.1176 0.08055 17 15 2 0
2336 Stand away from the closing doors. Now for some serious BQE-ing. 1.1176 0.08055 17 15 2 0
2337 I couldn't decide whether to stay home and barbecue or get out of town. Then I thought, "Why not do both?" 1.1176 0.11765 17 16 0 1
2338 Pardon me,but do you have any yellow mustard? 1.1176 0.08055 17 15 2 0
2339 It’s just one level below a food truck. 1.1176 0.11765 17 16 0 1
2340 What!? Isn’t this the BBQ train? 1.1176 0.08055 17 15 2 0
2341 Hey, don’t knock my side hustle. 1.1176 0.08055 17 15 2 0
2342 Betcha yours can't do a pop-tart as smart as mine 1.1176 0.08055 17 15 2 0
2343 How d’you like yours — late, smelly, or overcrowded? 1.1176 0.08055 17 15 2 0
2344 You say you want it Chicago style? What do you think this is, the El? 1.1176 0.08055 17 15 2 0
2345 What's wrong? Don't you recognize it. It's the same crap that you gave your workers all week long. 1.1176 0.08055 17 15 2 0
2346 Bienvenidos, señor y señora. Si, mi comida huele fenomenal, y el sabor es riquísimo! Y para su conveniencia, aceptamos METROCARD! Que le vaya bien... 1.1176 0.08055 17 15 2 0
2347 At least I'm not frying my brain. 1.1176 0.08055 17 15 2 0
2348 You've caught me, Franklin. I've joined the resistance - you know, living off the grill. 1.1176 0.11765 17 16 0 1
2349 I was the head chef at Mar-A-Lago till the president found out I was Mexican. 1.1176 0.11765 17 16 0 1
2350 What? Of course they're vegan. 1.1176 0.08055 17 15 2 0
2351 But this is the good kind of second-hand smoke 1.1176 0.08055 17 15 2 0
2352 Check your ap fella, it's all a la carte. 1.1176 0.08055 17 15 2 0
2353 Carpe diem, Dude 1.1176 0.08055 17 15 2 0
2354 My neighbors were so impressed with my creative barbecuing that they all chipped in and bought me an unlimited MetroCard to share my gift with the rest of the city." 1.1176 0.08055 17 15 2 0
2355 a cheeseburger or a cheeseburger or a cheeseburger...? 1.1176 0.08055 17 15 2 0
2356 Fresh hotdogs, fresh hotdogs, get your fresh hotdogs here—refreshments are being served in the next subway car down! 1.1176 0.08055 17 15 2 0
2357 I’d like to see Uber try this! 1.1176 0.08055 17 15 2 0
2358 The street meat business is too competitive 1.1176 0.11765 17 16 0 1
2359 Oooo, too smokey!", says the guy who had a bean burrito for lunch 1.1176 0.08055 17 15 2 0
2360 If y’all have the Grillr app I can take your orders. 1.1176 0.08055 17 15 2 0
2361 Best I can do by Times Square is medium rare. 1.1176 0.08055 17 15 2 0
2362 I'd rather you "gladly" pay me now. 1.1176 0.11765 17 16 0 1
2363 Would you prefer it one or two stops done? 1.1176 0.08055 17 15 2 0
2364 Oh.....hey dad. 1.1176 0.11765 17 16 0 1
2365 What, you've never seen a Pop Up before 1.1176 0.08055 17 15 2 0
2366 So I't's not as comedic as Capote's Breakfast at Tiffany's. 1.1176 0.08055 17 15 2 0
2367 It's my pitiful cry for attention. 1.1176 0.08055 17 15 2 0
2368 Hey folks, could you please not check your email until after dinner? 1.1176 0.08055 17 15 2 0
2369 “Location, location. I’m getting off the rails reviews up on the street.” 1.1176 0.11765 17 16 0 1
2370 Can you tell me the correlation between grilling time and mph? 1.1176 0.08055 17 15 2 0
2371 Breakfast is the most important meal. You should be starting your day with a burger. 1.1176 0.08055 17 15 2 0
2372 I used to be a panhandler, but these days all the money is in grills. 1.1176 0.08055 17 15 2 0
2373 Life, Liberty, and the pursuit of American Barbecues 1.1176 0.08055 17 15 2 0
2374 4th of July: Grab a beer...not your cell phone! 1.1176 0.08055 17 15 2 0
2375 Then, my brother-in-law, Gil, showed me “The Snake Method.” Well, that just changed everything. 1.1176 0.08055 17 15 2 0
2376 Hey, I'm grillin' here! 1.1176 0.08055 17 15 2 0
2377 Yeah, I see ya lookin', but I just got the one burger, see? 1.1176 0.08055 17 15 2 0
2378 Reading reviews, checking menu and ordering online for delivery with share my location feature. 1.1176 0.08055 17 15 2 0
2379 I guess Subway and Shake Shack merged. 1.1176 0.08055 17 15 2 0
2380 Please, put your phones away in my dining establishment ! 1.1176 0.08055 17 15 2 0
2381 Siri told me you really wanted this right now. 1.1176 0.08055 17 15 2 0
2382 I'm from Sydney 1.1176 0.08055 17 15 2 0
2383 Well, medium-well, or express? 1.1176 0.08055 17 15 2 0
2384 Of course it’s free range. 1.1176 0.08055 17 15 2 0
2385 Off season tailgating workout. 1.1176 0.11765 17 16 0 1
2386 The boss ain’t going to ruin my weekend. 1.1176 0.08055 17 15 2 0
2387 Why order on-line when you can eat on the Red Line. 1.1176 0.11765 17 16 0 1
2388 It's a lot cooler in here. 1.1176 0.08055 17 15 2 0
2389 What's your instagram handle? 1.1176 0.08055 17 15 2 0
2390 She kicked me out of the house and took the kids to her mom's. 1.1176 0.08055 17 15 2 0
2391 This is running express. For medium well, get off at 14th St and wait for the local. 1.1176 0.08055 17 15 2 0
2392 He's from Wisconsin, dear. 1.1176 0.08055 17 15 2 0
2393 Perhaps we don't need to make reservations tonight! 1.1176 0.08055 17 15 2 0
2394 Of course the sliders are curated! 1.1176 0.08055 17 15 2 0
2395 Would you like 6 inch or footlong? 1.1176 0.08055 17 15 2 0
2396 I personally view my evening commute as an opportunity to relax. 1.1176 0.11765 17 16 0 1
2397 For this line I do tofu burgers on gluten free buns and can charge obscene prices. 1.1176 0.11765 17 16 0 1
2398 Hey, a taco truck on every corner, or grilled beef on commute? 1.1176 0.08055 17 15 2 0
2399 you want fries with that? you can't have them. you're on a fucking subway. 1.1176 0.08055 17 15 2 0
2400 Ask me about my special sauce. 1.1176 0.08055 17 15 2 0
2401 Well, sure, carcinogens in meat cooked over an open flame are unhealthy, but I’m guessing all the carbon monoxide in this enclosed space will kill us first. 1.1176 0.08055 17 15 2 0
2402 This just isn't working as well as the no pants thing. 1.1176 0.08055 17 15 2 0
2403 No, that's not an "S"...is a symbol for smoke because we're inside. 1.1176 0.08055 17 15 2 0
2404 Think of me as a mini-foodcart. 1.1176 0.08055 17 15 2 0
2405 Sorry. No orders for Montauk until we've passed Islip. 1.1176 0.11765 17 16 0 1
2406 What's your problem? Personally, I'm offended by your cell phone. 1.1176 0.08055 17 15 2 0
2407 Yes. How did you guess? 1.1176 0.08055 17 15 2 0
2408 You want some? 1.1176 0.08055 17 15 2 0
2409 For medium, the next stop. For well, the stop after. 1.1176 0.08055 17 15 2 0
2410 Yeah, with all the global warming stuff, de Blasio made us move indoors. 1.1176 0.08055 17 15 2 0
2411 I only take bitcoin for fast-food orders. On the go. 1.1176 0.08055 17 15 2 0
2412 It's Pizza Rat. 1.1176 0.08055 17 15 2 0
2413 This train just come from the yard. 1.1176 0.08055 17 15 2 0
2414 You want your buns toasted? 1.1176 0.08055 17 15 2 0
2415 There is no greater rush than drinking beer, eating a pork chop, passing out from smoke inhalation and waking up in Queens. 1.1176 0.08055 17 15 2 0
2416 My data plan won't let me send texts on the 456 line so I'm trying smoke signals 1.1176 0.11765 17 16 0 1
2417 It's so sad, you just can't put those darn things down. 1.1176 0.08055 17 15 2 0
2418 You think this gig is bad? You should see what they're cooking up in the sewers. 1.1176 0.08055 17 15 2 0
2419 The kids are gettin' on with the pool at the next stop. 1.1176 0.08055 17 15 2 0
2420 I was previously at Joel Robuchon, but I had issues with their plating." 1.1176 0.08055 17 15 2 0
2421 You know my commute home has gotten so long I didn’t think I would ever have time to cook dinner. 1.1176 0.08055 17 15 2 0
2422 My truck got repossesed 1.1176 0.08055 17 15 2 0
2423 Trump Tweets; I have to relocate. 1.1176 0.08055 17 15 2 0
2424 It doesn’t say no barbecuing. 1.1176 0.08055 17 15 2 0
2425 It’s easy, flip every third local stop, serve at the express stop. 1.1176 0.08055 17 15 2 0
2426 Wanna bet the EPA cares? 1.1176 0.08055 17 15 2 0
2427 You’re not the only one who can get a headstart 1.1176 0.08055 17 15 2 0
2428 I call it the "Subway Searing"! 1.1176 0.11765 17 16 0 1
2429 Corporate got the idea to merge Subway and Burger King. Voila. 1.1176 0.11765 17 16 0 1
2430 I don't accept orders by text! 1.1176 0.08055 17 15 2 0
2431 I't's only until I can buy a food truck. 1.1176 0.08055 17 15 2 0
2432 Seriously? Pop-ups are VERY trendy right now. 1.1176 0.08055 17 15 2 0
2433 If you wanted fries with this you should have bought a first class ticket. 1.1176 0.11765 17 16 0 1
2434 My boss asked me to look into ways my commute could be more productive. 1.1176 0.08055 17 15 2 0
2435 How would you like your rat prepared? 1.1176 0.11765 17 16 0 1
2436 The meat is locally-raised. 1.1176 0.08055 17 15 2 0
2437 With this Subway special you choose your bread at the next stop. 1.1176 0.08055 17 15 2 0
2438 They say smoked Apps are really cool! 1.1176 0.08055 17 15 2 0
2439 The Subway mammal's belly, nutrition & value in 1 bite, now trending on Instagram. 1.1176 0.08055 17 15 2 0
2440 This is the E Line, to flavor town. 1.1176 0.08055 17 15 2 0
2441 Do you have any Grey Poupon? 1.1176 0.08055 17 15 2 0
2442 Gas grills aren't allowed. 1.1176 0.08055 17 15 2 0
2443 You want me to cook that phone, too? 1.1176 0.08055 17 15 2 0
2444 He who smelt it dealt it. 1.1176 0.08055 17 15 2 0
2445 Just practising for the interview, sir. Does that look medium rare? 1.1176 0.08055 17 15 2 0
2446 You tailgate your way, I'll tailgate my way. 1.1176 0.08055 17 15 2 0
2447 This is better than standing in the rain! 1.1176 0.08055 17 15 2 0
2448 I prefer local. On express, people be all up in my grill. 1.1176 0.08055 17 15 2 0
2449 I’m from the Anti-Phone Brigade. It’s a fried ear. 1.1176 0.08055 17 15 2 0
2450 It'll be medium rare by Penn Station. 1.1176 0.08055 17 15 2 0
2451 My wife says she’s tired of late commuter dinners. 1.1176 0.08055 17 15 2 0
2452 I'm surprised he could fit that through the turnstile. 1.1176 0.11765 17 16 0 1
2453 I'm writing a book on how to cook the perfect steak. You first take the A and light the charcoal at JFK. A 1 1/2" filet goes on at Utica and you have to turn it once about High St. It's rare by Fulton, medium by Spring, and well by Penn Sta. 1.1176 0.08055 17 15 2 0
2454 Is that case leather? 1.1176 0.08055 17 15 2 0
2455 Timesquare is rare, 14th St. is well done. 1.1176 0.11765 17 16 0 1
2456 At least I’m not dancing. 1.1176 0.08055 17 15 2 0
2457 Chicken wings? Rat meat? You decide. 1.1176 0.08055 17 15 2 0
2458 Truck's in the shop. Go Bears! 1.1176 0.08055 17 15 2 0
2459 The kale salad station is in the next car down. 1.1176 0.08055 17 15 2 0
2460 It's locally sourced. 1.1176 0.08055 17 15 2 0
2461 Well, if a bunch more passengers show up I either drip grease on those who crowd me or if it gets really bad I start flicking coals, so no I always have plenty of room. 1.1176 0.08055 17 15 2 0
2462 It says No Smoking. Nothing about grilling." 1.1176 0.08055 17 15 2 0
2463 Then one day I thought “Why not start dinner on the way home?” 1.1176 0.08055 17 15 2 0
2464 Siri told me to do it. 1.1176 0.08055 17 15 2 0
2465 I am grilling in the one place in New York where it isn't explicitly banned. 1.1176 0.08055 17 15 2 0
2466 MAY I HAVE YOUR ATTENTION PLEASE! I RECENTLY CAME INTO POSSESSION OF A LARGE AMOUNT OF GROUND BEEF! Long story short, without further ado, LADIES AND GENTLEMEN: IT’S “HAMBURGER SHOWTIME”! 1.1176 0.08055 17 15 2 0
2467 I’m on a social media cleanse 1.1176 0.11765 17 16 0 1
2468 It could use some manspread. 1.1176 0.08055 17 15 2 0
2469 Inclusiveness and tolerance is critical to individual and societal survival in an open society and you're welcome to join me unless you're working for the Trump administration and go to restaurants. 1.1176 0.11765 17 16 0 1
2470 Eat fresh,right? 1.1176 0.08055 17 15 2 0
2471 Thank you for using the Gryll app, sir. I believe you requested medium rare? 1.1176 0.08055 17 15 2 0
2472 Would you like me to burn your Republican Party card too? 1.1176 0.08055 17 15 2 0
2473 I think we matched on Tinder. Pun intended. 1.1176 0.08055 17 15 2 0
2474 I have to save every minute I can. 1.1176 0.08055 17 15 2 0
2475 I call it Jamaica Jerk Rat. 1.1176 0.08055 17 15 2 0
2476 Tailgating in the city sucks. 1.1176 0.08055 17 15 2 0
2477 My truck is in the shop so I have to use mass transportation. 1.1176 0.08055 17 15 2 0
2478 So I'm homeless. I still gotta eat. 1.1176 0.08055 17 15 2 0
2479 You want extra megabytes with this? 1.1176 0.08055 17 15 2 0
2480 I was never really happy in the suburbs, y’know? 1.1176 0.08055 17 15 2 0
2481 You’ll want to take the A1. 1.1176 0.08055 17 15 2 0
2482 Wanna take a picture of it for your Facebook page? 1.1176 0.08055 17 15 2 0
2483 I can’t afford my own food truck. 1.1176 0.08055 17 15 2 0
2484 You've never had Subway ? 1.1176 0.08055 17 15 2 0
2485 Sean, Jeff, and Jared are the coolest guys you'll ever MEAT. 1.1176 0.08055 17 15 2 0
2486 You want ambiance? The mariachi band is due from the next car. 1.1176 0.08055 17 15 2 0
2487 You mind putting together a beach-y playlist? 1.1176 0.11765 17 16 0 1
2488 Haven't you heard that the Institute of Culinary Education has a rule against texting and barbecuing at the same time ? 1.1176 0.11765 17 16 0 1
2489 There's no Subway on this route. 1.1176 0.08055 17 15 2 0
2490 I hate to see the weekend end. 1.1176 0.08055 17 15 2 0
2491 My doctor told me to go on the Subway diet, but for some reason I am not really losing much weight. 1.1176 0.08055 17 15 2 0
2492 I so need an App that does that! 1.1176 0.08055 17 15 2 0
2493 We’re the Uber of fast food. 1.1176 0.08055 17 15 2 0
2494 What? The city has been encouraging staycations. 1.1176 0.08055 17 15 2 0
2495 Is that frozen or free range rat? 1.1176 0.08055 17 15 2 0
2496 Of course the beef's organic, I'm not insane! 1.1176 0.11765 17 16 0 1
2497 ...and the charcoal is, of course, gluten-free. 1.1176 0.08055 17 15 2 0
2498 Direct from Houston to Houston. 1.1176 0.08055 17 15 2 0
2499 I'm taking care of the rat problem. 1.1176 0.08055 17 15 2 0
2500 At least it's a T bone. 1.1176 0.08055 17 15 2 0
2501 What?! I'm tailgating for the Knicks game. 1.1176 0.08055 17 15 2 0
2502 Subway. Eat fresh. 1.1176 0.11765 17 16 0 1
2503 Do you have meatballs? They go well in a subway. 1.1176 0.08055 17 15 2 0
2504 This is the closest I have ever lived to the train. I have to say it is quite convenient. 1.1176 0.08055 17 15 2 0
2505 I’m still getting used to retirement. 1.1176 0.11765 17 16 0 1
2506 Just taking it on the Road 1.1176 0.08055 17 15 2 0
2507 Would you mind if I rubbed my meat?" 1.1176 0.08055 17 15 2 0
2508 Charcoal is back. 1.1176 0.08055 17 15 2 0
2509 I don't think it looks *that* instagrammable. 1.1176 0.11765 17 16 0 1
2510 What are you looking at? It's the fourth of July! 1.1176 0.08055 17 15 2 0
2511 What? Where else are the carless going to tailgate? 1.1176 0.08055 17 15 2 0
2512 If he was eight years old, I would call the cops. 1.1176 0.08055 17 15 2 0
2513 My food truck was repossessed last week. 1.1176 0.08055 17 15 2 0
2514 At 42nd and Park Avenue I would need a permit 1.1176 0.08055 17 15 2 0
2515 You realize that charring indicates the meat is now carcinogenic? 1.1176 0.11765 17 16 0 1
2516 Grub Hub -Tailgate Division 1.1176 0.08055 17 15 2 0
2517 I though you people liked warm sandwiches from Subway? 1.1176 0.08055 17 15 2 0
2518 It gives new meaning to the phrase "fast food" 1.1176 0.08055 17 15 2 0
2519 I was arrested for opening cans of Whoop-Ass on this train. Now, I serve up big nothing-burgers. 1.1176 0.11765 17 16 0 1
2520 Your cel phones won't turn off my bq 1.1176 0.11765 17 16 0 1
2521 The mayor was gunning for an exterminator, but I submitted the lowest bid. 1.1176 0.08055 17 15 2 0
2522 You can stop staring. Like this is the weirdest thing you’ve seen on the subway 1.1176 0.08055 17 15 2 0
2523 We're trying to bring a little Trump to you metros 1.1176 0.08055 17 15 2 0
2524 My boss insisted that I work overtime on the holiday . 1.1176 0.08055 17 15 2 0
2525 I find that the flavor is greatly enhanced by the rat feces and stench of urine. 1.1176 0.08055 17 15 2 0
2526 Wow! where did the blond come from? 1.1176 0.08055 17 15 2 0
2527 My car's in the shop but I wouldn't miss a good tailgate for anything. 1.1176 0.08055 17 15 2 0
2528 I sure hope this won’t be my last steak ever... 1.1176 0.08055 17 15 2 0
2529 Hey, whaddya never seen a comfort grill? 1.1176 0.08055 17 15 2 0
2530 We're out of pickles, lettuce, tomato. ketchup and buns. But I bet you've got an app for that. 1.1176 0.08055 17 15 2 0
2531 It's West Farms Square–East Tremont Avenue to table. 1.1176 0.08055 17 15 2 0
2532 Pizza Rat is now BBQ rat 1.1176 0.08055 17 15 2 0
2533 Next thing I know, Subway is suing me for trademark infringement. 1.1176 0.08055 17 15 2 0
2534 Charge your phones? Two dollars. 1.1176 0.08055 17 15 2 0
2535 I call it 'The Subway'. 1.1176 0.08055 17 15 2 0
2536 I bet you're thinking: "Only a New Yorker could write a caption for this". 1.1176 0.11765 17 16 0 1
2537 Yes this is the kielbasa line; transfer at 8th Avenue for Italian sausage. 1.1176 0.08055 17 15 2 0
2538 If you want well-done, you'll need to change at Union Square and take the local. 1.1176 0.08055 17 15 2 0
2539 If you lived here you'd be home now. 1.1176 0.08055 17 15 2 0
2540 I was hoping you wouldn't notice. 1.1176 0.11765 17 16 0 1
2541 Tube steaks. 1.1176 0.08055 17 15 2 0
2542 Virtual Reality in the MTA’s Parallel Universe. 1.1176 0.11765 17 16 0 1
2543 They say breakfast is your most important meal. 1.1176 0.08055 17 15 2 0
2544 Would you mind putting away your cell phones? This is the quiet car. 1.1176 0.08055 17 15 2 0
2545 You ordered? 1.1176 0.08055 17 15 2 0
2546 Who says riding on the subway is no picnic? 1.1176 0.08055 17 15 2 0
2547 Didn't realize that you're on the Q train? 1.1176 0.08055 17 15 2 0
2548 The city was hesitant to give me a license, but ultimately agreed that charcoal is superior to gas. 1.1176 0.08055 17 15 2 0
2549 Everything tastes better when cooked inside a filthy underground train. 1.1176 0.08055 17 15 2 0
2550 At least I'm doing something social. 1.1176 0.08055 17 15 2 0
2551 If you wait for 'Well Done,' you'll miss your stop. 1.1176 0.11765 17 16 0 1
2552 Grilling is only against the rules when the subway is moving. 1.1176 0.08055 17 15 2 0
2553 Well that's rare. 1.1176 0.11765 17 16 0 1
2554 Sorry, I don’t have a recipe to make the train go faster 1.1176 0.08055 17 15 2 0
2555 Sorry we do not want any - We used to ride with our cat & your grilled fish was so bad it had no lives left 1.1176 0.08055 17 15 2 0
2556 Divorce settlement. 1.1176 0.11765 17 16 0 1
2557 I'm on a working vacation. 1.1176 0.11765 17 16 0 1
2558 What, you like it underdone? 1.1176 0.08055 17 15 2 0
2559 It's part of our new program to control rodents. 1.1176 0.11765 17 16 0 1
2560 Like you, I carry my work and pleasure with me. 1.1176 0.08055 17 15 2 0
2561 What? Subway decided to sell burgers. Not my idea. 1.1176 0.08055 17 15 2 0
2562 Medium rare? 1.1176 0.08055 17 15 2 0
2563 Something I saw on Pinterest, why? 1.1176 0.08055 17 15 2 0
2564 I'm practicing for my food truck license. 1.1176 0.08055 17 15 2 0
2565 I found a new place for take-out. 1.1176 0.08055 17 15 2 0
2566 Your text said well done. 1.1176 0.08055 17 15 2 0
2567 It's a new concept in foodie freshness. Fresh wheel squished right to the grill. 1.1176 0.11765 17 16 0 1
2568 'No tuba,' they said 1.1176 0.08055 17 15 2 0
2569 I couldn't afford to buy a food truck. 1.1176 0.08055 17 15 2 0
2570 You suck your phone for nourishment. I'll have a Burger. 1.1176 0.08055 17 15 2 0
2571 Service on the B B and Q lines has definitely improved. 1.1176 0.08055 17 15 2 0
2572 My wife says I need to start exploring new ways of grilling 1.1176 0.11765 17 16 0 1
2573 I'd like to add you to my LinkedIn network 1.1176 0.08055 17 15 2 0
2574 I've got a veggie option if you don't eat rat. 1.1176 0.08055 17 15 2 0
2575 The artisanal subway burger is topped with a dill and spit aioli and comes with a side of dirty flipflop infused sweet potato puree. 1.1176 0.08055 17 15 2 0
2576 We're trying to make underground BBQ a New York "thing". 1.1176 0.08055 17 15 2 0
2577 Hey, man, stop with the Subway jokes and just order... 1.1176 0.08055 17 15 2 0
2578 After riding for years, I thought the subway needed dining options.....how would you like that burger.... 1.1176 0.08055 17 15 2 0
2579 It's below-the-street-meat. 1.1176 0.08055 17 15 2 0
2580 I usually go about 2 delays per side. 1.1176 0.08055 17 15 2 0
2581 I'm running late to the party. 1.1176 0.11765 17 16 0 1
2582 It's my new job after losing the Primary. I'm now a sub-subservient to the Democrats. Do you want this medium rare? 1.1176 0.08055 17 15 2 0
2583 This is the A-line bratwurst special. Why not try it? 1.1176 0.08055 17 15 2 0
2584 Welcome to Subway.Would you like that toasted? 1.1176 0.08055 17 15 2 0
2585 One stop for rare, three -- for medium, well-done will take you clear across town. 1.1176 0.08055 17 15 2 0
2586 You don't just have to smell the subway, now you can taste it. 1.1176 0.11765 17 16 0 1
2587 How do you think Subway Sandwiches got started, Einstein? 1.1176 0.08055 17 15 2 0
2588 My man cave is being repainted. 1.1176 0.08055 17 15 2 0
2589 Don't worry, guys, the MTA hasn't installed the smoke alarm yet. You know, it "May Take Awhile!" 1.1176 0.08055 17 15 2 0
2590 Sorry to bother you sir but do you happen to have any ketchup? 1.1176 0.08055 17 15 2 0
2591 Cooking is the first step in weaning myself from my phone. 1.1176 0.08055 17 15 2 0
2592 Yes, it's exactly like farm-to-table 1.1176 0.08055 17 15 2 0
2593 You can either get all self-righteous, or post this to Twitter and make it a red state, blue state thing. 1.1176 0.08055 17 15 2 0
2594 Hey, you roasting my Bitcoins? 1.1176 0.08055 17 15 2 0
2595 Can't you get an app for that? 1.1176 0.08055 17 15 2 0
2596 Of course there's no lid - there's no smoking on the train. 1.1176 0.08055 17 15 2 0
2597 What's your problem? You'd rather have a live rat running around? 1.1176 0.08055 17 15 2 0
2598 It's not your typical Subway food. 1.1176 0.11765 17 16 0 1
2599 No smoking involved. I'm vaping this burger. 1.1176 0.08055 17 15 2 0
2600 Boss said I had to go into work on the 4th, Soooooooooo 1.1176 0.08055 17 15 2 0
2601 Never tell another man how to flip his patty. 1.1176 0.08055 17 15 2 0
2602 Did you say 'rare' or 'what the hell' 1.1176 0.08055 17 15 2 0
2603 What are you two doing in my backyard? 1.1176 0.08055 17 15 2 0
2604 We had to sell the summer house. 1.1176 0.08055 17 15 2 0
2605 Food trucks are so yesterday. 1.1176 0.08055 17 15 2 0
2606 You coastal elites are so out of touch with the Real America. 1.1176 0.08055 17 15 2 0
2607 I take it this is your first time in Business Class on the L Train. 1.1176 0.08055 17 15 2 0
2608 Text or phone your order. Ready by next stop. 1.1176 0.08055 17 15 2 0
2609 After twenty years of commuting, you find your weekends where you can. 1.1176 0.08055 17 15 2 0
2610 Medium OK? If I do well-done I'm gonna miss the kickoff. 1.1176 0.05609 34 30 4 0
2611 Promised the wife a barbecue dinner. She gets on at the next stop. 1.1176 0.11765 17 16 0 1
2612 Falafel just doesn’t really agree with me. 1.1176 0.08055 17 15 2 0
2613 I used to make subways, but it was too cliche. 1.1176 0.08055 17 15 2 0
2614 Sir, I'm starting a new franchise: I'm calling it Subway Sandwiches. You want in? 1.1176 0.08055 17 15 2 0
2615 I overslept and didn't have time to pack a lunch. 1.1176 0.08055 17 15 2 0
2616 How about you stop grilling ME! 1.1176 0.08055 17 15 2 0
2617 Talk to me . . . 1.1176 0.08055 17 15 2 0
2618 Well, this is an interesting tryout for a Subway franchise 1.1176 0.08055 17 15 2 0
2619 Sorry but your burger is running behind schedule today. 1.1176 0.08055 17 15 2 0
2620 The chef recommends medium rare. 1.1176 0.08055 17 15 2 0
2621 Tailgating is the missing component of ridership, I tell you. 1.1176 0.08055 17 15 2 0
2622 We're dealing with the poor performance of line 2 trains by converting them to stationary burger joints. 1.1176 0.08055 17 15 2 0
2623 Its a pre-game tailgater. My car was stolen last week. 1.1176 0.08055 17 15 2 0
2624 I'm a chef in training. 1.1176 0.08055 17 15 2 0
2625 Hot enough for ya? 1.1176 0.08055 17 15 2 0
2626 It's a long commute. I get hungry. 1.1176 0.08055 17 15 2 0
2627 I hope you 1.1176 0.08055 17 15 2 0
2628 Some people read, I barbecue. 1.1176 0.08055 17 15 2 0
2629 I have know idea how I got hers. 1.1176 0.08055 17 15 2 0
2630 What? I like to multi-task on my way home from the office. 1.1176 0.08055 17 15 2 0
2631 Well, you did sit in the grilling section. 1.1176 0.08055 17 15 2 0
2632 No phones in the dining car. 1.1176 0.08055 17 15 2 0
2633 It'll be medium rare if you're getting off at the next stop. 1.1176 0.08055 17 15 2 0
2634 No, I'll just follow you. 1.1176 0.08055 17 15 2 0
2635 I didn’t think you’d notice! 1.1176 0.11765 17 16 0 1
2636 New Cooking Show. It's called, "People Will Eat Anything." Want Some? 1.1176 0.11765 17 16 0 1
2637 I’m a new chef in training. 1.1176 0.08055 17 15 2 0
2638 It was the only slack the MTA'd cut us. NO, we couldn't have a day off with pay... But YES we could barbecue. 1.1176 0.08055 17 15 2 0
2639 Insensitive to my surroundings? I think not . . . this is a tofu burger and it comes with a gluten-free bun. 1.1176 0.08055 17 15 2 0
2640 It’s the new Uber. 1.1176 0.08055 17 15 2 0
2641 To be honest, you're the first person who's noticed. 1.1176 0.08055 17 15 2 0
2642 Medium well? Buddy, this is the express. 1.1176 0.08055 17 15 2 0
2643 My brother in law said he had a great location for a Subway franchise... 1.1176 0.08055 17 15 2 0
2644 Is there a discount code for online orders? 1.1176 0.08055 17 15 2 0
2645 If you can't stand the heat,stay out of my kitchen! 1.1176 0.08055 17 15 2 0
2646 Protip: put your beer in a soda can. 1.1176 0.08055 17 15 2 0
2647 What am I grilling? You don't want to know. 1.1176 0.08055 17 15 2 0
2648 No, I can't send this to your mobile device. 1.1176 0.11765 17 16 0 1
2649 Vegetarian? 1.1176 0.08055 17 15 2 0
2650 Actually, most traditional barbecues are underground. 1.1176 0.08055 17 15 2 0
2651 I like to eat on the run. 1.1176 0.08055 17 15 2 0
2652 Small!? What did you expect from the Subway-Sizzle-not-Steak app? 1.1176 0.08055 17 15 2 0
2653 Briarwood is fire resistant and tariff free, with pleasant Van Wyck aroma. 1.1176 0.08055 17 15 2 0
2654 ...and after I attached wheels, I could finally have a home cooked breakfast on-the-go 1.1176 0.08055 17 15 2 0
2655 And you can imagine my surprise when I saw all the rats free for the taking 1.1176 0.11765 17 16 0 1
2656 Once I finish my email, I figure I'm on my own time. 1.1176 0.08055 17 15 2 0
2657 My food truck go repossessed. 1.1176 0.08055 17 15 2 0
2658 I really like the upgraded service on this line 1.1176 0.08055 17 15 2 0
2659 Don't judge me! 1.1176 0.08055 17 15 2 0
2660 I'll take mine rare since I'm getting off at the next stop. 1.1176 0.11765 17 16 0 1
2661 Sorry, I must have misunderstood. This isn’t the location of the underground grilling competition? 1.1176 0.08055 17 15 2 0
2662 Thanks for crossing your legs, my wiener needs the room. 1.1176 0.08055 17 15 2 0
2663 The meat is locally grown. 1.1176 0.11765 17 16 0 1
2664 Show me where it says "No Barbecuing." 1.1176 0.08055 17 15 2 0
2665 Think of it as the food truck comes to you. 1.1176 0.08055 17 15 2 0
2666 So he said, "Not in my taxi!" 1.1176 0.08055 17 15 2 0
2667 The way I figure it, anything goes under this President. 1.1176 0.08055 17 15 2 0
2668 Sorry Buddy, but this won't be medium till 103 Street. Is medium rare OK for your lady friend? 1.1176 0.08055 17 15 2 0
2669 Next stop is medium rare. 1.1176 0.08055 17 15 2 0
2670 Don't take those NO SMOKING signs too literally. 1.1176 0.08055 17 15 2 0
2671 The microwave broke at work. 1.1176 0.08055 17 15 2 0
2672 Next time be more specific when you use your Grill App. 1.1176 0.08055 17 15 2 0
2673 ...and how would you like yours prepared, Sir? Fenway, Chestnut Hills or Riverside? 1.1176 0.08055 17 15 2 0
2674 Does it look like I have fries?" 1.1176 0.08055 17 15 2 0
2675 My wife says I spend too much time in the backyard and suggested I get out more. 1.1176 0.08055 17 15 2 0
2676 Subway Sous Chef FADE IN: NYC A TRAIN - NIGHT Will Randy burn Mike's shrimp fiesta burger with avocado accompaniment? Will Jessica believe the Facebook posts about Randy's wife's cousin Alex having 3 eyes and a bad temper? RANDY “I feel dizzy.” 1.1176 0.11765 17 16 0 1
2677 Instruments never worked, so I turn this heat up to get attention. 1.1176 0.08055 17 15 2 0
2678 Yes is a veggie patty 1.1176 0.08055 17 15 2 0
2679 Do you have any buns? 1.1176 0.08055 17 15 2 0
2680 If you have service, can you confirm the safe cooking time for a NYC subway rat? 1.1176 0.11765 17 16 0 1
2681 like seeing the legs crossed, pimp. i hate to see one of my kings manspreading on the train. leaving space for women — that's something i really respect for real, homie. 1.1176 0.11765 17 16 0 1
2682 Can you please use headphones and would you like cheese on that? 1.1176 0.08055 17 15 2 0
2683 We’re taking street carts to a new level. 1.1176 0.08055 17 15 2 0
2684 ... and I thought, "Why waste all these perfectly good rats?" 1.1176 0.08055 17 15 2 0
2685 Would you like your burger medium 23rd or well 57th? 1.1176 0.08055 17 15 2 0
2686 Excuse me, you're sitting where the deep-fryer goes. 1.1176 0.08055 17 15 2 0
2687 Life is a picinic 1.1176 0.08055 17 15 2 0
2688 Hey dude, don't get up in my grill. 1.1176 0.08055 17 15 2 0
2689 I know you don't care for hot dogs but I'm expecting a collection of kids from Central America 1.1176 0.08055 17 15 2 0
2690 It's the newest restaurant concept from Subway. 1.1176 0.08055 17 15 2 0
2691 It's called a moveable feast. 1.1176 0.08055 17 15 2 0
2692 Your still like yours protein-style, Bob? 1.1176 0.08055 17 15 2 0
2693 It's not polite to stare. 1.1176 0.08055 17 15 2 0
2694 Side dishes are in the next car . 1.1176 0.08055 17 15 2 0
2695 I overheard my son saying he makes good money cooking for people in the underground market. Thought I'd give it a try. 1.1176 0.08055 17 15 2 0
2696 the special includes a can of soda 1.1176 0.08055 17 15 2 0
2697 I have it right here on my phone. You texted me for medium rare. 1.1176 0.08055 17 15 2 0
2698 You got a problem with foie gras and sparkling vitamin water, buddy?! 1.1176 0.08055 17 15 2 0
2699 Barbecued phones, five bucks each. 1.1176 0.08055 17 15 2 0
2700 Today's drink pairing is a very fine chilled bottle of Yoo-hoo, featuring notes of chocolate with a satisfying sweet finish. 1.1176 0.11765 17 16 0 1
2701 Not on my watch. 1.1176 0.08055 17 15 2 0
2702 Yes, well, I moved here from Green Bay and this is as close as I can get to tailgating. 1.1176 0.08055 17 15 2 0
2703 The only downside is the carbon monoxide. 1.1176 0.08055 17 15 2 0
2704 My coop's rules prohibit charcoal grills 1.1176 0.08055 17 15 2 0
2705 It's a commuter train food truck. 1.1176 0.08055 17 15 2 0
2706 My boss said to get an early start on the weekend. 1.1176 0.08055 17 15 2 0
2707 Hell's Kitchen offers takeout and delivery now. 1.1176 0.08055 17 15 2 0
2708 We’’re taking fast food to a new level — a burger on every train. 1.1176 0.08055 17 15 2 0
2709 Excuse me ladies and gentlemen. I am a recovering fast food addict who is trying to make a living by embracing the slow food movement. 1.1176 0.08055 17 15 2 0
2710 Tailgate for the new Q train 1.1176 0.08055 17 15 2 0
2711 It says No Smoking. I'm not smoking, just basting. 1.1176 0.08055 17 15 2 0
2712 Thanks to Oakland's #BBQBecky, I'm now part of Make America Grill Again Campaign. 1.1176 0.08055 17 15 2 0
2713 Is that a meatless version? 1.1176 0.08055 17 15 2 0
2714 I'm not actually cooking anything. I am a hamburger ventriloquist. 1.1176 0.08055 17 15 2 0
2715 If you want it rare I'd advise you to get off at the next stop. 1.1176 0.08055 17 15 2 0
2716 My specialty? The Cony Island Therapy Dog. 1.1176 0.08055 17 15 2 0
2717 This is take home to work day. 1.1176 0.08055 17 15 2 0
2718 No Thanks. I ate on the local 1.1176 0.08055 17 15 2 0
2719 I don't care what your recipe app says, barbecued tofu needs salt. 1.1176 0.08055 17 15 2 0
2720 My wife told me to bring home a Subway dinner 1.1176 0.08055 17 15 2 0
2721 My wife's a vegan. 1.1176 0.08055 17 15 2 0
2722 I am taking the BMT to the IRT to the BBQ. 1.1176 0.08055 17 15 2 0
2723 Apple Pay or Paypal? 1.1176 0.08055 17 15 2 0
2724 No, pal, it’s not locally sourced. You’re on the express! 1.1176 0.08055 17 15 2 0
2725 I'm you this weekend. 1.1176 0.11765 17 16 0 1
2726 Just pretend you're in an elitist cartoon . . .snowflake . .. 1.1176 0.08055 17 15 2 0
2727 Hey, watch it! Manspreading applies to the elbows as well as the knees. 1.1176 0.11765 17 16 0 1
2728 The mayor said the city is like an extension of my backyard. 1.1176 0.08055 17 15 2 0
2729 My wife gives me hell if I don't have dinner ready on time on cook out nights. 1.1176 0.08055 17 15 2 0
2730 Come & get it folks - I’m the alternate option to a drive through and it’s made to order! 1.1154 0.08462 26 24 1 1
2731 Don't look so surprised. I'm just planning ahead for the next major subway breakdown on the 4th of July 1.1154 0.06390 26 23 3 0
2732 Free to anyone who has a shingle! 1.1154 0.08462 26 24 1 1
2733 My permit? ItM 1.1132 0.05154 53 48 4 1
2734 Blackberries? 1.1111 0.07622 18 16 2 0
2735 Why wait until you get home? 1.1111 0.07622 18 16 2 0
2736 What? You think I’d try this if I wasn’t drinking . 1.1111 0.11111 18 17 0 1
2737 The Bar Car is the next one down. 1.1111 0.07622 18 16 2 0
2738 sorry sir, it will have to be rare if you're getting off at the next stop!" 1.1111 0.07622 18 16 2 0
2739 I've been on the run ever since I endorsed Trump at a family cook-out in Scarsdale. 1.1111 0.07622 18 16 2 0
2740 I like to start my weekends early. 1.1111 0.07622 18 16 2 0
2741 I bused at Bobby Flay's 1.1111 0.07622 18 16 2 0
2742 The fuck are you looking at? 1.1111 0.07622 18 16 2 0
2743 Barbeque? What do you mean this is rare? 1.1111 0.11111 18 17 0 1
2744 The C line has dessert until 9:00 pm. 1.1111 0.07622 18 16 2 0
2745 All aboard the gravy train! 1.1111 0.07622 18 16 2 0
2746 Welcome to Subway 1.1111 0.11111 18 17 0 1
2747 If your stop is Flatbush, you only can get it medium-rare. 1.1111 0.07622 18 16 2 0
2748 …and you thought George Foreman was an innovator 1.1111 0.07622 18 16 2 0
2749 May I borrow your jar of Grey Poupon? 1.1111 0.07622 18 16 2 0
2750 Waiting for the L Train, thought I'd make some grub 1.1111 0.07622 18 16 2 0
2751 Our food delivery is the freshest in town. 1.1111 0.07622 18 16 2 0
2752 Stop what you're doing. I'm from the 'Permit Patty' vigilante movement. 1.1111 0.07622 18 16 2 0
2753 Hey, gotta make a living somehow. So you want fries with that burger?" 1.1111 0.07622 18 16 2 0
2754 Sorry, there's no such thing as a Subway burger. 1.1111 0.07622 18 16 2 0
2755 By offering free food, we're hoping to finally receive a positive rating. 1.1111 0.07622 18 16 2 0
2756 You guys ordered the Amazon burgers? 1.1111 0.07622 18 16 2 0
2757 You wouldn't happen to have a packet of ketchup in that briefcase, would ya? 1.1111 0.07622 18 16 2 0
2758 well, its faster than Grubhub 1.1111 0.07622 18 16 2 0
2759 We're live on the Food Chunnel. 1.1111 0.07622 18 16 2 0
2760 ...at least I don't have a child escaping through the breast pocket of my sports jacket 1.1111 0.07622 18 16 2 0
2761 Of course it's not frozen. On this subway you eat fresh. 1.1111 0.07622 18 16 2 0
2762 This must be your first trip on the meatro... 1.1111 0.11111 18 17 0 1
2763 Hey, I’m the new chef at the Red Hen. Where do you work? 1.1111 0.07622 18 16 2 0
2764 Two dollars a burger to help my team buy ubiforms. 1.1111 0.07622 18 16 2 0
2765 By lighting the charcoal now, I'll be ready to grill when I arrive at Yankee Stadium in 25 minutes. 1.1111 0.07622 18 16 2 0
2766 It's a long ride, you text, I cook 1.1111 0.07622 18 16 2 0
2767 Locally sourced panhandling is a win-win. 1.1111 0.11111 18 17 0 1
2768 I'm tired of you all callin' me redneck...ain't no sun down here. 1.1111 0.05312 36 32 4 0
2769 What's the problem? You expect chateaubriand? 1.1111 0.07622 18 16 2 0
2770 You're sitting on my exclusive territory. 1.1111 0.07622 18 16 2 0
2771 I promised the wife I would do some grilling tonight. 1.1111 0.07622 18 16 2 0
2772 You look like a rare in the middle to me. 1.1111 0.07622 18 16 2 0
2773 Hot off the "Tracks" --- buddy-boy! 1.1111 0.07622 18 16 2 0
2774 Tailgate parties are cool and all, but the a/c down here is cooler! 1.1111 0.07622 18 16 2 0
2775 It is so kosher 1.1111 0.07622 18 16 2 0
2776 Of course you've never heard of it. It's an underground restaurant. 1.1111 0.07622 18 16 2 0
2777 I used to work at Subway. 1.1111 0.07622 18 16 2 0
2778 I'm here only for the summer. 1.1111 0.07622 18 16 2 0
2779 You ordered through the UberEastSubway app, right? 1.1111 0.07622 18 16 2 0
2780 I can do rare by 14th Street and well done by 42nd. 1.1111 0.07622 18 16 2 0
2781 I still can’t believe the City put $20 billion into the B-B-Q line. 1.1111 0.07622 18 16 2 0
2782 They opened a Subway beside my hot dog stand. 1.1111 0.07622 18 16 2 0
2783 Hey smart guy, why you lookin' at me funny? You never broiled caviar? 1.1111 0.07622 18 16 2 0
2784 It gives me emotional support. 1.1111 0.07622 18 16 2 0
2785 'You think smart phones are addictive? Try BBQing!' 1.1111 0.07622 18 16 2 0
2786 Boss said we had a big meating today, thought I should prepare 1.1111 0.07622 18 16 2 0
2787 Sorry, sir. Your entire party must be present before seating. 1.1111 0.07622 18 16 2 0
2788 Don't judge. It's gluten-free. 1.1111 0.07622 18 16 2 0
2789 I view it as a natural outgrowth of the food truck phenomenon. 1.1111 0.07622 18 16 2 0
2790 It’ll be well done by 86th St. With or without cheese? 1.1111 0.07622 18 16 2 0
2791 We're testing an alternative to a fare hike... Subway, eat fresh. 1.1111 0.07622 18 16 2 0
2792 Of course it's a burger. This isn't Subway. 1.1111 0.07622 18 16 2 0
2793 Buns in the next car. 1.1111 0.07622 18 16 2 0
2794 The subway system wants to compete with Food Trucks. We're starting small to see if passengers are interested. 1.1111 0.07622 18 16 2 0
2795 My wife’s a vegetarian. 1.1111 0.07622 18 16 2 0
2796 Yesterday, it was sardines in here. 1.1111 0.07622 18 16 2 0
2797 I'm a Subway intern, O.K. 1.1111 0.07622 18 16 2 0
2798 "I went from flip phones to flippin' burgers. Don't worry, you two will evolve." 1.1111 0.07622 18 16 2 0
2799 Is this the subway that's looking for a sandwich chef? 1.1111 0.07622 18 16 2 0
2800 This OG social media got all up in my grille. 1.1111 0.07622 18 16 2 0
2801 You asked for a subway sandwich. 1.1111 0.07622 18 16 2 0
2802 I find that on the C train conditions are perfect for a New York strip. 1.1111 0.07622 18 16 2 0
2803 The family won’t be happy I’ve brought my work home with me again. 1.1111 0.07622 18 16 2 0
2804 Crazy how technology works, huh? 1.1111 0.07622 18 16 2 0
2805 The vegan car is that way. 1.1111 0.07622 18 16 2 0
2806 Don't @ me. 1.1111 0.07622 18 16 2 0
2807 SUBWAY wouldn't grant me a franchise. 1.1111 0.11111 18 17 0 1
2808 I tried joining a mariachi band, but this just seemed so much easier 1.1111 0.07622 18 16 2 0
2809 I can't do medium well by mid-town. 1.1111 0.07622 18 16 2 0
2810 You got your phone, I got my grill. 1.1111 0.07622 18 16 2 0
2811 Being homeless shouldn't have to mean you give up everything you love. 1.1111 0.07622 18 16 2 0
2812 The subway observes no seasons. 1.1111 0.07622 18 16 2 0
2813 If you want breakdancing it's in the next car. 1.1111 0.07622 18 16 2 0
2814 Never been to a movable feast? 1.1111 0.11111 18 17 0 1
2815 What, you have your emotional - support animal I have mine. 1.1111 0.07622 18 16 2 0
2816 I thought manspreading was bad. 1.1111 0.07622 18 16 2 0
2817 You did say medium rare? 1.1111 0.07622 18 16 2 0
2818 Be a gourmet trail b 'll azer on hour way to work! 1.1111 0.07622 18 16 2 0
2819 It's not just trucks,dude! 1.1111 0.07622 18 16 2 0
2820 I haven an app for that. 1.1111 0.07622 18 16 2 0
2821 It's amazing what you see when you look up from your phone. 1.1111 0.07622 18 16 2 0
2822 . . . and the play will start in about five minutes. 1.1111 0.07622 18 16 2 0
2823 I suspect that my wife was cheating on me with Bjorn, who was a contractor we hired to work on our house. 1.1111 0.07622 18 16 2 0
2824 Really? No, I don't have hotdogs. 1.1111 0.07622 18 16 2 0
2825 I know what you're thinking, but they said they needed a grille installed on the subway car. 1.1111 0.07622 18 16 2 0
2826 I only burn stuff when we gotta stop between stations. 1.1111 0.11111 18 17 0 1
2827 Please don't tell my wife about my grillfriend. 1.1111 0.07622 18 16 2 0
2828 ''My cellphone is fried can i borrow one of yours to make a important call ? 1.1111 0.07622 18 16 2 0
2829 Wait until you see what there serving in the next car ! 1.1111 0.07622 18 16 2 0
2830 Hey, the sign says “no eating”...ok? 1.1111 0.07622 18 16 2 0
2831 The best thing about the Foreman grill is it goes virtually anywhere 1.1111 0.07622 18 16 2 0
2832 I’ve decided that it’s much simpler if I just spend my weekends on the train too! 1.1111 0.07622 18 16 2 0
2833 Begging your pardon, but the Parks Department won't let you do well-done burgers anymore. 1.1111 0.11111 18 17 0 1
2834 Yes, I’m a cook at Subways 1.1111 0.07622 18 16 2 0
2835 Do I come over to your law firm and tell you how to make shoes? 1.1111 0.07622 18 16 2 0
2836 That's an Apple Watch. For iPhones, it's $4.99. No questions asked. 1.1111 0.07622 18 16 2 0
2837 This was my cellphone. 1.1111 0.07622 18 16 2 0
2838 Twilight Zone episode 115, google it. 1.1111 0.11111 18 17 0 1
2839 They took the back yard, but who's laughing now? 1.1111 0.07622 18 16 2 0
2840 When New York legalized marijuana, it decided to do something for non-smokers. 1.1111 0.07622 18 16 2 0
2841 What parts of 'middle-class squeeze' and 'anniversary dinner' don't you understand? 1.1111 0.11111 18 17 0 1
2842 What are you staring at, it's after Memorial Day. 1.1111 0.07622 18 16 2 0
2843 I’m getting a head start on the weekend. 1.1111 0.07622 18 16 2 0
2844 The third rail cooks 'em just fine, but I prefer grill marks on my rat. 1.1111 0.11111 18 17 0 1
2845 Sorry, pal, we don't do subs on this line. 1.1111 0.07622 18 16 2 0
2846 No, I'm not part of an improv group. I do this every Friday. 1.1111 0.07622 18 16 2 0
2847 "Getting a head start on the Tailgate party" 1.1111 0.07622 18 16 2 0
2848 I was told to pre-heat the grill before the tailgate. 1.1111 0.07622 18 16 2 0
2849 Well, I happen to like my hamburger blackened” 1.1111 0.07622 18 16 2 0
2850 What? You're taking your work home with you too. 1.1111 0.07622 18 16 2 0
2851 Sorta goes against the grain of: 'There's an app for that..", huh?" 1.1111 0.07622 18 16 2 0
2852 Looks like both of us like charcoal. 1.1111 0.07622 18 16 2 0
2853 What? I’m not smoking, it is. 1.1111 0.07622 18 16 2 0
2854 What the fuck you looking at? 1.1111 0.07622 18 16 2 0
2855 Wait til' you see what I've got planned for fireworks. 1.1111 0.07622 18 16 2 0
2856 I live here. I’m home now. 1.1111 0.07622 18 16 2 0
2857 I'm actually the exterminator... 1.1111 0.07622 18 16 2 0
2858 Yeah well this is what I do to avoid my family. 1.1111 0.07622 18 16 2 0
2859 Yes, my commute is that bad. 1.1111 0.07622 18 16 2 0
2860 Thing is, if I was a rat I'd be an Internet sensation. 1.1111 0.07622 18 16 2 0
2861 I thought Subway just did sandwiches! 1.1111 0.07622 18 16 2 0
2862 All my meat is locally sourced from neighboring train stations. 1.1111 0.07622 18 16 2 0
2863 Thanks to eminent domain, you're now a guest at my backward barbeque. 1.1111 0.07622 18 16 2 0
2864 Why wait til lunch to spill sauce on your dress shirt? 1.1111 0.07622 18 16 2 0
2865 I like to get a jump on the weekend. 1.1111 0.07622 18 16 2 0
2866 Of course you can order online. 1.1111 0.07622 18 16 2 0
2867 Oh is that a podcast? Which one? I also enjoy podcasts. 1.1111 0.07622 18 16 2 0
2868 I like to get a little work done on my commute too. 1.1111 0.07622 18 16 2 0
2869 My family is really annoying." 1.1111 0.07622 18 16 2 0
2870 The humidity helps seal in the juices. 1.1111 0.07622 18 16 2 0
2871 They're usually on the rare side unless work's being done on the tracks. 1.1111 0.07622 18 16 2 0
2872 It’s my comfort grill. 1.1111 0.07622 18 16 2 0
2873 This burger is gonna be a train wreck if we don't find some toppings for it pronto. 1.1111 0.07622 18 16 2 0
2874 What, I thought this was the Bar-be-Q 1.1111 0.07622 18 16 2 0
2875 Wait 'til Thanksgiving. 1.1111 0.07622 18 16 2 0
2876 If I have to work on a weekend, I'm at least gonna make the most of the commute. 1.1111 0.07622 18 16 2 0
2877 I'm in advertising. I sell sizzle. 1.1111 0.07622 18 16 2 0
2878 This is how I make my living, folks. So if you enjoyed the charcoal odor today, any contribution, large or small, would be appreciated. 1.1111 0.07622 18 16 2 0
2879 We're on the PATH. That stench is from Jersey. 1.1111 0.07622 18 16 2 0
2880 How do you take your text messages? Well done, medium or rare? 1.1111 0.07622 18 16 2 0
2881 NO, You don't get fries with your burger! 1.1111 0.07622 18 16 2 0
2882 Yeas, I know, S is for steak. But this? This is the sizzle. 1.1111 0.07622 18 16 2 0
2883 Would you have any Grey Poupon? 1.1111 0.07622 18 16 2 0
2884 Those crooks at the Food Court have seen the last of Ed Simdong. 1.1111 0.07622 18 16 2 0
2885 Grilled apples for a dollar, folks! 1.1111 0.11111 18 17 0 1
2886 Taste the meat, not the street 1.1111 0.07622 18 16 2 0
2887 Yes, I have a permit. 1.1111 0.07622 18 16 2 0
2888 Sorry, were trying something new for Burger Night. 1.1111 0.11111 18 17 0 1
2889 Of course it's undercooked. 1.1111 0.07622 18 16 2 0
2890 This is what happened to the underground gourmet? 1.1111 0.07622 18 16 2 0
2891 medium rare? before 68th street.....well done? after 68th 1.1111 0.07622 18 16 2 0
2892 White people can barbecue wherever we want. 1.1111 0.06640 36 33 2 1
2893 Purchase advertising space on my apron? Have you no sense of decorum? 1.1111 0.11111 18 17 0 1
2894 Check it out! " "I got a 93 on Trip Advisor. 1.1111 0.11111 18 17 0 1
2895 Because gas grills aren’t safe on the train 1.1111 0.07622 18 16 2 0
2896 It’s a pop-up. 1.1111 0.07622 18 16 2 0
2897 You know a good bun place near 86th and Lex? 1.1111 0.07622 18 16 2 0
2898 LADIES AND GENTLEMEN SORRY FOR THE INTERRUPTION I'M GRILLING BURGERS TO RAISE MONEY FOR MY KID'S DODGEBALL TEAM TO GO TO STATE PREMIUM ANGUS BEEF EAT IT WITH YOUR HANDS ONLY TWO DOLLARS 1.1111 0.07622 18 16 2 0
2899 I live here now because of the tax cut. 1.1111 0.07622 18 16 2 0
2900 This is the “Two Stops” size 1.1111 0.07622 18 16 2 0
2901 Well, what did you think the "G" stood for? 1.1111 0.11111 18 17 0 1
2902 Sorry, I only serve burgers, this isn't a Subway" 1.1111 0.07622 18 16 2 0
2903 You could transfer to the express but the menu is inferior. 1.1111 0.07622 18 16 2 0
2904 I did NOT just hear you say you would like yours well done. 1.1111 0.07622 18 16 2 0
2905 Would you keep an eye on the grill? This is my stop. 1.1111 0.07622 18 16 2 0
2906 The subway receipts are down so they added fine dining to increase ridership 1.1111 0.07622 18 16 2 0
2907 The boss said we can wear summer attire as long as it is not flip-flops or shorts. 1.1111 0.07622 18 16 2 0
2908 I'm very lonely. 1.1111 0.07622 18 16 2 0
2909 You elitists with your backyards! 1.1111 0.07622 18 16 2 0
2910 You don't want to know where the meat came from. 1.1111 0.07622 18 16 2 0
2911 Excuse me, is this the A1 train? 1.1111 0.07622 18 16 2 0
2912 You must feel pretty out of place heading to work on a Saturday. 1.1111 0.07622 18 16 2 0
2913 Didn't they tell you the subway’s broiling in the summer 1.1111 0.07622 18 16 2 0
2914 Hey, will you Google how long I should wait before I flip this? 1.1111 0.07622 18 16 2 0
2915 Personally, I love these smartphones. You can use them anywhere, while doing anything. 1.1111 0.07622 18 16 2 0
2916 I am a locavore, I only cook what I catch on the tracks 1.1111 0.07622 18 16 2 0
2917 There's an app for this. 1.1111 0.07622 18 16 2 0
2918 Yeh, I am Charlie. It's been fifty years and I still don't have correct change. 1.1111 0.07622 18 16 2 0
2919 It's a low altitude recipe. 1.1111 0.11111 18 17 0 1
2920 You'll need to switch to the A train for your condiments. 1.1111 0.07622 18 16 2 0
2921 After next stop tbere’s no more cheese... 1.1111 0.07622 18 16 2 0
2922 Can you believe I had to pay an extra token for the grill?! 1.1111 0.07622 18 16 2 0
2923 You may call them rats,but I call them tunnel turkey. 1.1111 0.07622 18 16 2 0
2924 Burgers and busses just seem to go together, don't you think? 1.1111 0.07622 18 16 2 0
2925 Sure, I can make it well done—I just hope you’re going all the way uptown. 1.1111 0.07622 18 16 2 0
2926 I usually say rare, but tonight I say never! 1.1111 0.07622 18 16 2 0
2927 What's it to ya? No, I aint got no stinkin' permit 1.1111 0.07622 18 16 2 0
2928 It’s ok, I’m White. 1.1053 0.07234 19 17 2 0
2929 Yunz wan' dat mit Schmaltz? 1.1053 0.07234 19 17 2 0
2930 Grilled gum wad? 1.1053 0.07234 19 17 2 0
2931 How would you like your phone cooked? 1.1053 0.10526 19 18 0 1
2932 Yea, I started out in graffiti removal and transferred ... I'm now the on line griller. 1.1053 0.07234 19 17 2 0
2933 You're not familiar with 'Cuisine a la 'Urban Venue' ? 1.1053 0.07234 19 17 2 0
2934 Make it saignant 1.1053 0.07234 19 17 2 0
2935 This IS the Café Car. 1.1053 0.07234 19 17 2 0
2936 Odd way to occupy yourself on a subway. 1.1053 0.07234 19 17 2 0
2937 Don’t mind me, I’m just trying to get on Instagram. 1.1053 0.07234 19 17 2 0
2938 Gotta pass the time on the way into work somehow. Am I right? 1.1053 0.07234 19 17 2 0
2939 i am volunteering for 'Meals on Wheels' delivery 1.1053 0.07234 19 17 2 0
2940 I know the sign says "no smoking," but it doesn't say anything about "no grilling." 1.1053 0.07234 19 17 2 0
2941 It's a licensed emotional support grill. Goes everywhere with me. Great with kids...but a bit antsy around vegans. 1.1053 0.07234 19 17 2 0
2942 “The Grills On The Bus (to)Go”....like us on Facebook. 1.1053 0.07234 19 17 2 0
2943 ... at least I'm original ... 1.1053 0.07234 19 17 2 0
2944 Suddenly, their alarms sounded. A man approached — his eyes sunken and distant, his skin hanging from his angular frame, his hair the color of ash. He held a chalice filled with lavender petals whose fragrance split the stale air like a knife. 1.1053 0.10526 19 18 0 1
2945 Beer doesn't come with the July 4th Special. 1.1053 0.07234 19 17 2 0
2946 T storms ...it is the weekend buddy 1.1053 0.10526 19 18 0 1
2947 What? You didn't hear about the city's public transit revival? 1.1053 0.07234 19 17 2 0
2948 Do you want your rat medium-rare? 1.1053 0.07234 19 17 2 0
2949 I was so over food trucks" 1.1053 0.07234 19 17 2 0
2950 If you got 'em, smoke 'em. It's my subpeona. 1.1053 0.07234 19 17 2 0
2951 I'm the cook-out app. 1.1053 0.07234 19 17 2 0
2952 My daddy was a subway grillin’ man. 1.1053 0.07234 19 17 2 0
2953 I wouldn’t share if you were the last person on Earth. Oh and by the way, you wouldn’t happen to have a packet of catsup on ya, would ya? 1.1053 0.10526 19 18 0 1
2954 So how about that Dow Jones, huh? 1.1053 0.07234 19 17 2 0
2955 The wife says my retirement is causing her too much stress. 1.1053 0.07234 19 17 2 0
2956 ... while in Japan they frown on this sort of thing. Crazy, right? 1.1053 0.07234 19 17 2 0
2957 I never bought a phone, so... 1.1053 0.07234 19 17 2 0
2958 I much prefer this to a hibachi on a bus. 1.1053 0.07234 19 17 2 0
2959 With all these random stops and delays lately, I figured I'd have time to make lunch. Want any? 1.1053 0.07234 19 17 2 0
2960 For the last time, those Subway coupons don't apply here 1.1053 0.07234 19 17 2 0
2961 Before America became great again, I used to be somebody. 1.1053 0.07234 19 17 2 0
2962 Board of health rules, well done only. 1.1053 0.07234 19 17 2 0
2963 Vacations always seem so short 1.1053 0.07234 19 17 2 0
2964 This would make a great app 1.1053 0.07234 19 17 2 0
2965 Sorry sir, this is an artisanal frikadellen - if you want mustard and 'kraut I'd suggest you get one of those dirty water dogs from the guy on the north-east exit at 42nd street. 1.1053 0.07234 19 17 2 0
2966 It's not my fault July 4th is on a Wednesday. 1.1053 0.07234 19 17 2 0
2967 Welcome to MTA's new grill car. 1.1053 0.07234 19 17 2 0
2968 We're gonna be here a while, so why not? 1.1053 0.07234 19 17 2 0
2969 One cheeseburger, extra flu germs - coming right up! 1.1026 0.06141 39 36 2 1
2970 Not enough time to get it well done on this line, sir. Next time, try the guy on the F line. 1.1000 0.06882 20 18 2 0
2971 I on't care what your recipe says; it's my way 1.1000 0.06882 20 18 2 0
2972 No grumbling about the venue. It is a labor of love. 1.1000 0.07350 30 28 1 1
2973 We’re the fastest food service around .” 1.0909 0.05082 33 30 3 0
2974 Hot turd? 1.0833 0.06140 36 34 1 1
2975 It IS legal.. the Supreme Court just ruled that nothing burgers can be sold to a gullible public in all Subway locations nationwide. 1.0833 0.05763 24 22 2 0
2976 Because you can’t tailgate party at a Rangers’ game. 1.0800 0.05538 25 23 2 0
2977 What? I was jonesing for a Beyond Burger. 1.0784 0.04722 51 48 2 1
2978 I know the rule.. This is foe BBQ. 1.0690 0.04789 29 27 2 0
2979 You can order on the 'Bob's Burgers on the Subway' app. 1.0667 0.06901 15 14 1 0
2980 Is that free range? 1.0667 0.06901 15 14 1 0
2981 FoxConn Wisconsin's 1st product: the iSpatula8 with IR charging unit... 1.0667 0.06901 15 14 1 0
2982 My wife says I always arrive home too late to BBQ the dinner 1.0667 0.06901 15 14 1 0
2983 In fact, I couldn't do it "somewhere else". There's no subway in Kansas City 1.0667 0.06901 15 14 1 0
2984 I don't do rare or medium. It's two or three stops. 1.0667 0.06901 15 14 1 0
2985 I'm not a chef. But I'm passionate about Youtube.You always have to evolve into something else. 1.0667 0.06901 15 14 1 0
2986 Want to post a photo of this? 1.0667 0.06901 15 14 1 0
2987 Throw it on here, and I'll help cook up a life for you. 1.0667 0.06901 15 14 1 0
2988 Well, I was always late to dinner anyway. 1.0667 0.06901 15 14 1 0
2989 The officer at the station noticed the subway was smoking... 1.0667 0.06901 15 14 1 0
2990 Bro, stop checkin' out my buns! 1.0667 0.06901 15 14 1 0
2991 I’m getting a jump on the weekend. 1.0667 0.06901 15 14 1 0
2992 I prefer real charcoal, Why? 1.0667 0.06901 15 14 1 0
2993 Medium. I can’t do medium-well by 59th. 1.0667 0.06901 15 14 1 0
2994 'This is NOT a subway. It's an alternative reality restaurant." 1.0667 0.06901 15 14 1 0
2995 What? Like you've never seen exposed meat down here before. 1.0667 0.06901 15 14 1 0
2996 Global warming sent me underground 1.0667 0.06901 15 14 1 0
2997 Four patties in four stops, or we'll give the nation back! 1.0667 0.06901 15 14 1 0
2998 Ever hear the saying, "Give a man a guitar, and he eats for a day..."? 1.0667 0.06901 15 14 1 0
2999 Delicious fried subway road kill or delicious fried subway rat 1.0667 0.06901 15 14 1 0
3000 It's part of my resolution to be on my phone less. 1.0667 0.06901 15 14 1 0
3001 The prices go up once we reach 72nd. Street 1.0667 0.06901 15 14 1 0
3002 You want it well done, next time take the Local. 1.0667 0.06901 15 14 1 0
3003 They are right once you quit using your phone so much you have more time for your real passions. 1.0667 0.06901 15 14 1 0
3004 So sorry,it will only be rare by 42nd street. Medium rare is the next stop. 1.0667 0.06901 15 14 1 0
3005 My building doesn't allow barbecues on the balconies. 1.0667 0.06901 15 14 1 0
3006 my hectic life forces me to cook on the run. 1.0667 0.06901 15 14 1 0
3007 You never heard of the Underground Male Abode 1.0667 0.06901 15 14 1 0
3008 This little light of mine, I'm gonna let it shine 1.0667 0.06901 15 14 1 0
3009 I'm your new boss, here to grill you! 1.0667 0.06901 15 14 1 0
3010 Welcome to Texas, y’all. 1.0667 0.06901 15 14 1 0
3011 Welcome to BBQommute! 1.0667 0.06901 15 14 1 0
3012 You all ready for a showcase “it’s grill-time”! 1.0667 0.06901 15 14 1 0
3013 We also include a front desk receptionist, but we pick him up at 14th Street. 1.0667 0.06901 15 14 1 0
3014 Yes, the rat is locally sourced and fresh." 1.0667 0.06901 15 14 1 0
3015 I said well done not charcoal 1.0667 0.06901 15 14 1 0
3016 It's MTA's way of giving back. 1.0667 0.06901 15 14 1 0
3017 College savings plan didn't work out. 1.0667 0.06901 15 14 1 0
3018 It's road kill. How would you like your rat cooked ? 1.0667 0.06901 15 14 1 0
3019 Your burger with be done by 86th Street 1.0667 0.06901 15 14 1 0
3020 What are you looking at? 1.0667 0.06901 15 14 1 0
3021 It's sizzling in here. 1.0667 0.06901 15 14 1 0
3022 People are starving. They're passing these out free in one of the other cars. 1.0667 0.06901 15 14 1 0
3023 If you tasted my wife’s cooking you’d eat in the way home too 1.0667 0.06901 15 14 1 0
3024 I thought an ''underground' restaurant would re-lauch my career. 1.0667 0.06901 15 14 1 0
3025 I was promoted from food truck to food train. And no sorry I don’t take online coupons 1.0667 0.06901 15 14 1 0
3026 I have a hard time letting go of the weekend. 1.0667 0.06901 15 14 1 0
3027 Hey, I can melt that cellie for you, five dollars, you free! 1.0667 0.06901 15 14 1 0
3028 I’m eating crow. 1.0667 0.06901 15 14 1 0
3029 At least you I-Nose still works. 1.0667 0.06901 15 14 1 0
3030 I prefer Subway to McDonald's. 1.0667 0.06901 15 14 1 0
3031 It counts as delivered fresh and full employment 1.0667 0.06901 15 14 1 0
3032 "What do you mean you want SUBWAY!!!" 1.0667 0.06901 15 14 1 0
3033 What- you've never heard of a subway-cation? 1.0667 0.06901 15 14 1 0
3034 Yeah, I'm Charlie. What do you mean they've been looking for me? 1.0667 0.06901 15 14 1 0
3035 Anything goes, right? 1.0667 0.06901 15 14 1 0
3036 No need to order, I can make you one right now! 1.0667 0.06901 15 14 1 0
3037 Remember me? I’m the one you raked over the coals in 1997. 1.0667 0.06901 15 14 1 0
3038 You want BBQ sauce on your burgers? It's today's subway special. 1.0667 0.06901 15 14 1 0
3039 because I believe in the slow food movement 1.0667 0.06901 15 14 1 0
3040 It’s the only location in Midtown without a food truck. 1.0667 0.06901 15 14 1 0
3041 He’s been marinating those lamb chops for the last four hours. 1.0667 0.06901 15 14 1 0
3042 Who ordered the hot take? 1.0667 0.06901 15 14 1 0
3043 I called it "Celfish on wi-fire". 1.0667 0.06901 15 14 1 0
3044 It's OK, I've applied for a permit. 1.0667 0.06901 15 14 1 0
3045 It’s part of the new “holiday” style service... 1.0667 0.06901 15 14 1 0
3046 You said medium rare on your eyeballs? 1.0667 0.06901 15 14 1 0
3047 My wife banned me from the balcony after the deep fried turkey incident of ‘05. 1.0667 0.06901 15 14 1 0
3048 Ya want hot dogs, ya gotta take the A/C 1.0667 0.06901 15 14 1 0
3049 Been there, done that. . . 1.0667 0.06901 15 14 1 0
3050 It's a Weber. Can you guess how many BTUs? 1.0667 0.06901 15 14 1 0
3051 Welcome aboard the 'Q train. 1.0667 0.06901 15 14 1 0
3052 You want a bun? A bun will cost you another $2.75. 1.0667 0.06901 15 14 1 0
3053 A subway?! Never! 1.0667 0.06901 15 14 1 0
3054 Well, you did transfer to the Q 1.0667 0.06901 15 14 1 0
3055 Yes, the wheels are just for show, sir. I'm not crazy. 1.0667 0.06901 15 14 1 0
3056 Excuse me, which one of you two asked for an Uber-Chef? 1.0667 0.06901 15 14 1 0
3057 That looks shit. 1.0667 0.06901 15 14 1 0
3058 Wanna throw your iPhones on the grill? The cedar based charcoal is sure to give an authentic, back-to-nature feel. 1.0667 0.06901 15 14 1 0
3059 Get 'em while they're hot! 1.0667 0.06901 15 14 1 0
3060 Oh, sorry, you don't get Summer Fridays? 1.0667 0.06901 15 14 1 0
3061 My wife said barbecuing was a man's job so here I am. 1.0667 0.06901 15 14 1 0
3062 Hey, I'm not too happy that the 4th falls on a weekday, either. 1.0667 0.06901 15 14 1 0
3063 There aren't any people outside because of the hurricane. 1.0667 0.06901 15 14 1 0
3064 Can't you move to the next car? Your smoke is fogging up my screen. 1.0667 0.06901 15 14 1 0
3065 We passed frying pan and are approaching into the fire 1.0667 0.06901 15 14 1 0
3066 Have you heard of a 'sit-in' ? Well, this is a 'grill-in'. 1.0667 0.06901 15 14 1 0
3067 Want to hear my Shark Tank pitch? 1.0667 0.06901 15 14 1 0
3068 I'm a pop-up griller. 1.0667 0.06901 15 14 1 0
3069 My lawyer strongly advised against this but he’s a vegetarian. 1.0667 0.06901 15 14 1 0
3070 You must have a short commute. 1.0667 0.06901 15 14 1 0
3071 Don't be like my grandmother and ask me "Where's the Beef"? 1.0667 0.06901 15 14 1 0
3072 Is she looking at me now? 1.0667 0.06901 15 14 1 0
3073 How do you like your Humans of New York? 1.0667 0.06901 15 14 1 0
3074 For here or to go? 1.0667 0.06901 15 14 1 0
3075 Going out of business sale! Trump steaks for free to New Yorkers! 1.0667 0.06901 15 14 1 0
3076 This isnt what it looks like, im really a secret agent ,and this is really a helicopter transformer. 1.0667 0.06901 15 14 1 0
3077 They have a better wine selection on the Manhattan lines. 1.0667 0.06901 15 14 1 0
3078 Look, mister–if you can fry your brain anywhere, why can't I grill a steak? 1.0667 0.06901 15 14 1 0
3079 Want some? Homemade. 1.0667 0.06901 15 14 1 0
3080 You wanna turn those off at dinner time? 1.0667 0.06901 15 14 1 0
3081 Want to know my Instagram name? 1.0667 0.06901 15 14 1 0
3082 Place your order on your phone please. 1.0667 0.06901 15 14 1 0
3083 No, we don't do subway sandwiches. 1.0667 0.06901 15 14 1 0
3084 Well done would be Jackson Avenue 1.0667 0.06901 15 14 1 0
3085 Andy Byford said I could. 1.0667 0.06901 15 14 1 0
3086 The secret to getting it just right is not to flip it till Wall Street 1.0667 0.06901 15 14 1 0
3087 Back off! It's a moveable feast. 1.0667 0.06901 15 14 1 0
3088 It's a start-up for a food truck. 1.0667 0.06901 15 14 1 0
3089 I’m staycationing. 1.0667 0.06901 15 14 1 0
3090 Haven't you heard? Tuesday is the new Saturday. 1.0667 0.06901 15 14 1 0
3091 So what do you do for work again? 1.0667 0.06901 15 14 1 0
3092 I get home too late to cook on the deck. 1.0667 0.06901 15 14 1 0
3093 The City refused to renew my food truck license, so screw them! 1.0667 0.06901 15 14 1 0
3094 Can I interest you in a footlong sub? Only 5 bucks! 1.0667 0.06901 15 14 1 0
3095 I call it the nothing-burger 1.0667 0.06901 15 14 1 0
3096 I'm saving up for a truck. 1.0667 0.06901 15 14 1 0
3097 You want it medium, rare, or virtual? 1.0667 0.06901 15 14 1 0
3098 First I can't eat kimchi. Now, it's no grilling. What's next, I can't ride with my comfort-skunk 1.0667 0.06901 15 14 1 0
3099 Best to only flip once 1.0667 0.06901 15 14 1 0
3100 Just be happy it’s my meat and not yours, buddy. 1.0667 0.06901 15 14 1 0
3101 Don't you love summer? 1.0667 0.06901 15 14 1 0
3102 That home-delivery craze is so yesterday’s news. 1.0667 0.06901 15 14 1 0
3103 I’m afraid you can’t sit in the dining car if you don’t order something. 1.0667 0.06901 15 14 1 0
3104 Well, I never knew that "Subway" grilled sandwiches were literal 1.0667 0.06901 15 14 1 0
3105 You got a problem with locally sourced burgers? 1.0667 0.06901 15 14 1 0
3106 Staycations are still trendy despite the improving economy... 1.0667 0.06901 15 14 1 0
3107 My real job is in the Cloud. 1.0667 0.06901 15 14 1 0
3108 Buddy, can you spare a rib? 1.0667 0.06901 15 14 1 0
3109 You know what they say: If you see something, grill something. 1.0667 0.06901 15 14 1 0
3110 I couldn't afford a truck. 1.0667 0.06901 15 14 1 0
3111 The Cue train runs a good service. 1.0667 0.06901 15 14 1 0
3112 So while millennials are being praised for thinking outside the box, apparently none of them told you that you can't bring your BBQ equipment inside this particular box? 1.0667 0.06901 15 14 1 0
3113 Five stops for rare, six for medium, and 7 for well-done. 1.0667 0.06901 15 14 1 0
3114 Don't worry, this is the express grill. 1.0667 0.06901 15 14 1 0
3115 With the price of gas these days, I just can't afford bringing my car to the tailgate party anymore. 1.0667 0.06901 15 14 1 0
3116 It's called, 'Rat de Train.' 1.0667 0.06901 15 14 1 0
3117 It's just easier to bring a lunch 1.0667 0.06901 15 14 1 0
3118 You wanna keep an eye on this steak? I got corn on the cob going in the next car. 1.0667 0.06901 15 14 1 0
3119 This is the BBQ line. 1.0667 0.06901 15 14 1 0
3120 Nobody yells in my ear what I should be making. I enjoy the peace of doing it here. 1.0667 0.06901 15 14 1 0
3121 Do you mind taking over a moment while I light up? 1.0667 0.06901 15 14 1 0
3122 Took my pizza again. 1.0667 0.06901 15 14 1 0
3123 There's nothing like a well-cooked Subway! 1.0667 0.06901 15 14 1 0
3124 When this train gets stuck, at least I'll have something to eat. 1.0667 0.06901 15 14 1 0
3125 By the way, how would you like a 50% off coupon for letting me talk to you? 1.0667 0.06901 15 14 1 0
3126 No -- I don't do seared tuna. Does this look like the train to Brooklyn? 1.0667 0.06901 15 14 1 0
3127 It's Tunnel Rat, the other, other white meat." 1.0667 0.06901 15 14 1 0
3128 I was a Boy Scout. 1.0667 0.06901 15 14 1 0
3129 Is yours the medium rare? 1.0667 0.06901 15 14 1 0
3130 What is she doing in the handicap accessible seating? 1.0667 0.06901 15 14 1 0
3131 Grilling is allowed,just no smoking. 1.0667 0.06901 15 14 1 0
3132 With your help I can get back on my feet and appear on Chopped. 1.0667 0.06901 15 14 1 0
3133 My other car is a Subaru. 1.0667 0.06901 15 14 1 0
3134 Nothing like a lithium battery to heat up the world. 1.0667 0.06901 15 14 1 0
3135 Don't be misled, this is the authentic Subway sandwich 1.0667 0.06901 15 14 1 0
3136 It's a tailgate party for writers. 1.0667 0.06901 15 14 1 0
3137 I can’t do well-done unless you’re okay with going to Queens 1.0667 0.06901 15 14 1 0
3138 I am still like a kid in this way-- when I get something new, I want to try it out on the way home. 1.0667 0.06901 15 14 1 0
3139 I wanted to show off what I bought with all the change I collected... 1.0667 0.06901 15 14 1 0
3140 What? You've never seen anyone cooking out. 1.0667 0.06901 15 14 1 0
3141 They finally listened to me and added a dining car. 1.0667 0.06901 15 14 1 0
3142 My phone is fried. 1.0667 0.06901 15 14 1 0
3143 What's the password? 1.0667 0.06901 15 14 1 0
3144 Rats! I've already eaten. 1.0667 0.06901 15 14 1 0
3145 It's a little overdone. Still want it? 1.0667 0.06901 15 14 1 0
3146 It's a little side business I cooked-up. 1.0667 0.06901 15 14 1 0
3147 What can I say? I wanted some fast food. 1.0667 0.06901 15 14 1 0
3148 My family complains that I'm always late for dinner. 1.0667 0.06901 15 14 1 0
3149 Tailgating for Yeshiva’s not what it used to be. 1.0667 0.06901 15 14 1 0
3150 Thus is the best place to find locally sourced free range rodents. Rat-ka-bob anyone? 1.0667 0.06901 15 14 1 0
3151 Of course this is grass-fed. Whatcha think? 1.0667 0.06901 15 14 1 0
3152 Do you know where I transfer to the ACE? I hear they have the best fireworks. 1.0667 0.06901 15 14 1 0
3153 I like to tailgate. 1.0667 0.06901 15 14 1 0
3154 Eh, business is so so. My best customers are the C.H.U.D.s near 34th Street. They like a little variety once in a while. 1.0667 0.06901 15 14 1 0
3155 Like carrying coals to Newcastle ! Happy Holiday. 1.0667 0.06901 15 14 1 0
3156 This is a westbound train to Flavortown. Doors closing... 1.0667 0.06901 15 14 1 0
3157 One flaming poo emoji coming right up. 1.0667 0.06901 15 14 1 0
3158 Sign up for Amazon Prime to purchase the grill and get a free pound of 95% lean ground beef. 1.0667 0.06901 15 14 1 0
3159 I’m thinking about moving to Connecticut, but I’m not ready to commit, yet. 1.0667 0.06901 15 14 1 0
3160 I please allegiance to the United Beef of America. 1.0667 0.06901 15 14 1 0
3161 It's the newest way to stay connected: portable home cooking. 1.0667 0.06901 15 14 1 0
3162 Think "food truck", but you can pay with your MetroCard. 1.0667 0.06901 15 14 1 0
3163 still figuring out this meal prep thing 1.0667 0.06901 15 14 1 0
3164 Have you ever tried rat burger? 1.0667 0.06901 15 14 1 0
3165 You multi-task your way... 1.0625 0.06455 16 15 1 0
3166 What?! This is my side-hustle ..... you’re gonna have to get your own! 1.0625 0.06455 16 15 1 0
3167 Medium well? By 42nd Street? 1.0625 0.06455 16 15 1 0
3168 Would you Instagram my wife and tell her I'm going to be late with dinner? 1.0625 0.06455 16 15 1 0
3169 Can you take this somewhere else? I am unable to read my memes. 1.0625 0.06455 16 15 1 0
3170 Sorry, it won’t be well done until the Bronx. 1.0625 0.06455 16 15 1 0
3171 Aren't you the guy from "Breaking Bad"? 1.0625 0.06455 16 15 1 0
3172 The A train just gives my burgers a certain je ne sais quoi. 1.0625 0.06455 16 15 1 0
3173 I'd give that a 2 on a scale of weird but I'm visiting from Mexico City. 1.0625 0.06455 16 15 1 0
3174 I get more foot traffic here than at my previous location, and I haven't seen a health inspector for weeks! 1.0625 0.06455 16 15 1 0
3175 I'm a locavore; what did you think it was? 1.0625 0.06455 16 15 1 0
3176 You should know better than to wear strong cologne on a subway. 1.0625 0.06455 16 15 1 0
3177 So the "Farm to Subway" movement we read about is really a thing, huh? 1.0625 0.06455 16 15 1 0
3178 Sorry, we're vegans and cannot digest carcinogens. 1.0625 0.06455 16 15 1 0
3179 Subway grilling is the next new thing 1.0625 0.06455 16 15 1 0
3180 The next fashionable, hip, pop up foodie restaurant is in the subway...let’s just hope the food isn’t “locally sourced” below the city. 1.0625 0.06455 16 15 1 0
3181 Five dollar footlong? 1.0625 0.06455 16 15 1 0
3182 Red or white? 1.0625 0.06455 16 15 1 0
3183 Dads will be dads. 1.0625 0.06455 16 15 1 0
3184 Woah! No need to call the health department, folks! Now who wants my last patty?! 1.0625 0.06455 16 15 1 0
3185 This is the Food Network's Mobile BBQ initiative. 1.0625 0.06455 16 15 1 0
3186 Tomorrow I'm making Italian. 1.0625 0.06455 16 15 1 0
3187 I'm still trying to understand why all of our Yelp reviews assume we only serve sandwiches. 1.0625 0.06455 16 15 1 0
3188 Yes, it'll be ready before your stop. 1.0625 0.06455 16 15 1 0
3189 No, sir, I don't work at Subway. 1.0625 0.06455 16 15 1 0
3190 In Boston it says "T" 1.0625 0.06455 16 15 1 0
3191 Food trucks are so “yesterday.” I am into “Food Train!” 1.0625 0.06455 16 15 1 0
3192 My mission is to flush out vegans wherever they may be. 1.0625 0.06455 16 15 1 0
3193 100% underground beef. 1.0625 0.06455 16 15 1 0
3194 You’ve just met the grille of your dreams! 1.0625 0.06455 16 15 1 0
3195 Oh, I suppose you're vegan! 1.0625 0.06455 16 15 1 0
3196 no apple pay, cash only. 1.0625 0.06455 16 15 1 0
3197 Sorry, but I'm running late for my job on the swing shift. 1.0625 0.06455 16 15 1 0
3198 I know you want it! 1.0625 0.06455 16 15 1 0
3199 Maurice, you're going to eat this scrambled egg if I have to follow you around all day. 1.0625 0.06455 16 15 1 0
3200 It called ‘multi-tasking’. 1.0625 0.06455 16 15 1 0
3201 I just got tired of being late to dinner because of "signal malfunctions" and "sick passengers". 1.0625 0.06455 16 15 1 0
3202 Yep. Four and a half stars and one dollar sign on Yelp. 1.0625 0.06455 16 15 1 0
3203 I’m the dining car! It’s a budget thing! 1.0625 0.06455 16 15 1 0
3204 It's 'grill time,' motherfuckers! 1.0625 0.06455 16 15 1 0
3205 I'm competing in the Food Network's latest contrived reality show - Subway Grilling Within Three Stops. 1.0625 0.06455 16 15 1 0
3206 For sale? 1.0625 0.06455 16 15 1 0
3207 I scaled down from a food truck. 1.0625 0.06455 16 15 1 0
3208 Turkey or Rat? 1.0625 0.06455 16 15 1 0
3209 I get ravenous between 59th and 125th Street. 1.0625 0.06455 16 15 1 0
3210 Subway regulations limit my creativity but the illusion of grilling for discerning commuters is very meaningful. 1.0625 0.06455 16 15 1 0
3211 Best thing management ever did, buying the transit system. 1.0625 0.06455 16 15 1 0
3212 No cops were called that day. 1.0625 0.06455 16 15 1 0
3213 Are you Francis? I'm Ted, your Uber Griller. 1.0625 0.06455 16 15 1 0
3214 I'll give this to you if you give me a great rating on social media. 1.0625 0.06455 16 15 1 0
3215 I used to take my work home with me. The reverse is so much better. 1.0625 0.06455 16 15 1 0
3216 Don't look at me that way, I couldn't get my double level gas grill through the turn style. 1.0625 0.06455 16 15 1 0
3217 Boss made me work overtime and we’re entertaining tonight. 1.0625 0.06455 16 15 1 0
3218 Its called "pre-tailgating" 1.0625 0.06455 16 15 1 0
3219 I owned a food truck but hated driving and had an idea. Can I interest you in an Express Burger? 1.0625 0.06455 16 15 1 0
3220 You are using the wrong "APP" 1.0625 0.06455 16 15 1 0
3221 If you want fries, you gotta transfer to the C. 1.0625 0.06455 16 15 1 0
3222 So who’s gonna grab daddy another cold one? 1.0625 0.06455 16 15 1 0
3223 I gave up cell phones...no regrets. 1.0625 0.06455 16 15 1 0
3224 Don't judge. It's vegan 1.0625 0.06455 16 15 1 0
3225 It's the latest trend: 100% locally sourced, grilled, artisanal subway rat. 1.0625 0.06455 16 15 1 0
3226 What do you mean 'drill?' I thought it was 'grill, baby, grill!' 1.0625 0.06455 16 15 1 0
3227 Whaddya want on your tube steak? 1.0625 0.06455 16 15 1 0
3228 Why tailgate when you can tailgate 1.0625 0.06455 16 15 1 0
3229 Is this not the express train to Flavor Town? 1.0625 0.06455 16 15 1 0
3230 Call your friends. The grill's ready. 1.0625 0.06455 16 15 1 0
3231 I can't do it on my balcony. I can't do it in the park. This is the only place where there is no law against it. 1.0625 0.06455 16 15 1 0
3232 Press 'Order Now' and I'll have it done before your stop. 1.0625 0.06455 16 15 1 0
3233 We're both outraged and calling the police -- subways are for sleeping. 1.0625 0.06455 16 15 1 0
3234 I got the recipe on Amazon. 1.0625 0.06455 16 15 1 0
3235 Nougat sure is a funny word. Nooougat. Nou-gat. 1.0625 0.06455 16 15 1 0
3236 I can't remember how to ride the train without my phone. 1.0625 0.06455 16 15 1 0
3237 They tell me I should eat more free-range meat. 1.0625 0.06455 16 15 1 0
3238 I used to do burritos. They’re out of fashion at the moment. 1.0625 0.06455 16 15 1 0
3239 Got any Grey Poupon, bud? 1.0625 0.06455 16 15 1 0
3240 Burritos Are The Next Car 1.0625 0.06455 16 15 1 0
3241 I'm the weird one? You're the one scrolling through Donald Trump's twitter feed in public! 1.0625 0.06455 16 15 1 0
3242 In this business everything is location, location, location. 1.0625 0.06455 16 15 1 0
3243 Would you like your buns warmed? 1.0625 0.06455 16 15 1 0
3244 My Suburban Lifestyle Addiction meeting is still six stops away. Do you want me to toast your buns? 1.0625 0.06455 16 15 1 0
3245 The recipe called for an underground fire pit. 1.0625 0.06455 16 15 1 0
3246 It's BYOBB on the Q. 1.0625 0.06455 16 15 1 0
3247 Getting off at 59th ? It'll have to be medium-rare. 1.0625 0.06455 16 15 1 0
3248 No Coke, Pepsi. 1.0625 0.06455 16 15 1 0
3249 I'm selling the sizzle, Dude 1.0625 0.06455 16 15 1 0
3250 I hear some of the best Sushi restaurants in Japan are located in the subway. Why not a nicely grilled burger on the subway? 1.0625 0.06455 16 15 1 0
3251 Google your own recipe! 1.0625 0.06455 16 15 1 0
3252 And then I thought to myself, "There's got to be a better way to bring Southern hospitality to New York City." 1.0625 0.06455 16 15 1 0
3253 Apple says your iPhones are both waterproof and fireproof. 1.0625 0.06455 16 15 1 0
3254 With three jobs, my commute is my only spare time! 1.0625 0.06455 16 15 1 0
3255 This is what I found when I was told to clean out my desk. 1.0625 0.06455 16 15 1 0
3256 What? I'm here every day! Back to your phone, buddy! 1.0625 0.06455 16 15 1 0
3257 Sorry ,I thought you said Medium rare. 1.0625 0.06455 16 15 1 0
3258 I'm off gluten. It's changed my life. 1.0625 0.06455 16 15 1 0
3259 Hey, I know it’s a work day, but it’s a tradition! 1.0625 0.06455 16 15 1 0
3260 Well who knows how long we could be down here? 1.0625 0.06455 16 15 1 0
3261 If you wanted cotton candy, you should have taken the express. 1.0625 0.06455 16 15 1 0
3262 This isn't a non-smoking car, is it? 1.0625 0.06455 16 15 1 0
3263 Supreme de volaille Florentine aux champignons financiere. Why do you ask? 1.0625 0.06455 16 15 1 0
3264 Perfect place to grill. No mosquitos, no annoying banter, no eye contact. 1.0625 0.06455 16 15 1 0
3265 The motel don't allow us to cook in our rooms 1.0625 0.06455 16 15 1 0
3266 Those who can't grill text 1.0625 0.06455 16 15 1 0
3267 Locally sourced, of course." 1.0625 0.06455 16 15 1 0
3268 The Trump Burger comes with Doritos. 1.0625 0.06455 16 15 1 0
3269 The food truck space was getting over done. 1.0625 0.06455 16 15 1 0
3270 I have an appointment with Guy Fieri." 1.0625 0.06455 16 15 1 0
3271 It's farm to table, just with a stronger emphasis on the 'to'. 1.0625 0.06455 16 15 1 0
3272 Are you virtual? 1.0625 0.06455 16 15 1 0
3273 You try getting it from farm to table. 1.0625 0.06455 16 15 1 0
3274 If you insist on it being well-done, you'll have to stay on til the Bronx. 1.0625 0.06455 16 15 1 0
3275 Switching lines can be such a pain. 1.0625 0.06455 16 15 1 0
3276 You lookin at my grill? Well, I’m gonna check out your girl. What do ya think of that? 1.0625 0.06455 16 15 1 0
3277 Barbecued pigeon, why? 1.0625 0.06455 16 15 1 0
3278 Are you guys looking at the scores of the sports games? 1.0625 0.06455 16 15 1 0
3279 It's called self care, look it up 1.0625 0.06455 16 15 1 0
3280 Chat it up. It's why we call it the ''Q" train. 1.0625 0.06455 16 15 1 0
3281 As part of the zero delay policy, the subway is now an official destination. 1.0625 0.06455 16 15 1 0
3282 They figured, if you can't make 'em run on time, at least provide freshly grilled burgers. 1.0625 0.06455 16 15 1 0
3283 Ya see - the secret to a good Ratburger is really fresh meat 1.0625 0.06455 16 15 1 0
3284 Skewered rats—a new delicacy! 1.0625 0.06455 16 15 1 0
3285 Look back at your phone, nothing to see here. 1.0625 0.06455 16 15 1 0
3286 Naturally. This is the 'Q Train. 1.0625 0.06455 16 15 1 0
3287 Where Nobody Knows Your Name” -Serving Trump’s Administration since June 201 1.0625 0.06455 16 15 1 0
3288 You got a problem, bub? 1.0625 0.06455 16 15 1 0
3289 This is my new sales niche, take-out for those in a hurry. 1.0625 0.06455 16 15 1 0
3290 Some guy wearing a black crewneck sweater... told me he's from Apple.. then, hired me to distract you. Crazy, right? 1.0625 0.06455 16 15 1 0
3291 They're done to perfection, no matter what your stop is! 1.0625 0.06455 16 15 1 0
3292 Next stop, Pepper Street! ... PEPPER Street is next! 1.0625 0.06455 16 15 1 0
3293 Howdy neighbor. 1.0625 0.06455 16 15 1 0
3294 Don't look at me that way. You requested a dining car seat. 1.0625 0.06455 16 15 1 0
3295 Actually, this episode will air next season. 1.0625 0.06455 16 15 1 0
3296 I hope he didn't catch those down here 1.0625 0.06455 16 15 1 0
3297 You did order it well done? 1.0625 0.06455 16 15 1 0
3298 I suggest you buy the burgher. Otherwise I will move on and be replaced by a squad of break dancers. 1.0625 0.06455 16 15 1 0
3299 I call it grill on the rails. Start your weekend BBQ early! 1.0625 0.06455 16 15 1 0
3300 I'm the only one who puts the "SUB" in meatball subs. 1.0625 0.06455 16 15 1 0
3301 Don't mind me. Just testing the carbon monoxide sensors." 1.0625 0.06455 16 15 1 0
3302 Of course it's rat, what did you expect on the subway? 1.0625 0.06455 16 15 1 0
3303 I'm escaping the Gig Economy. 1.0625 0.06455 16 15 1 0
3304 What? Are you a vegetarian or something? 1.0625 0.06455 16 15 1 0
3305 My food truck was pepoed. 1.0625 0.06455 16 15 1 0
3306 All weekends through September, this train is running as the BBQ. 1.0625 0.06455 16 15 1 0
3307 Oh, I'd say 34th Street for rare, 42nd for medium rare. 1.0625 0.06455 16 15 1 0
3308 Fire makes a great conductor 1.0625 0.06455 16 15 1 0
3309 Did someone just order a burger online? 1.0625 0.06455 16 15 1 0
3310 Yes, but my idea is to actually make the sandwich on the subway. 1.0625 0.06455 16 15 1 0
3311 Better than reading about it. 1.0625 0.06455 16 15 1 0
3312 Yeah, savin’ for a truck. Food Bus hasn’t caught on. 1.0625 0.06455 16 15 1 0
3313 Why so glum -- you pay less for meat. 1.0625 0.06455 16 15 1 0
3314 I'm saving up for a cart. How do you want your burger? 1.0625 0.06455 16 15 1 0
3315 You can also get it on my App! 1.0625 0.06455 16 15 1 0
3316 And I reload the grill at each stop based on what's scurrying around near the platform." 1.0625 0.06455 16 15 1 0
3317 The new delicacy -- grilled subway rat. Michelin loved it. 1.0625 0.06455 16 15 1 0
3318 Guess he must’ve parked the car at Harvard Yard & brought the BBQ to the T 1.0625 0.06455 16 15 1 0
3319 It’s part of my new goal-setting plan. I save 10 mins. every evening 1.0625 0.06455 16 15 1 0
3320 We're testing the new Meals on Wheels for Commuters, but so far we haven't figured out how to make fries on a grill. 1.0625 0.06455 16 15 1 0
3321 Could you check the weather and see if it's still raining? 1.0625 0.06455 16 15 1 0
3322 I tried the “Subway on the subway”. Didn’t sell! 1.0625 0.06455 16 15 1 0
3323 The words of my profits are written are written on the subway walls. 1.0625 0.06455 16 15 1 0
3324 Cynthia Nixon said this was ok. 1.0625 0.06455 16 15 1 0
3325 I'm grilling. Not smoking, sir. 1.0625 0.06455 16 15 1 0
3326 So then I asked myself, what do I have a lot of? Rats! 1.0625 0.06455 16 15 1 0
3327 Central Park was too muggy. 1.0625 0.06455 16 15 1 0
3328 The meat is very local, but maybe not artisanal 1.0625 0.06455 16 15 1 0
3329 You wouldn't happen to have a bun in there, would you? 1.0625 0.06455 16 15 1 0
3330 This is the new BBQ line, right? 1.0625 0.06455 16 15 1 0
3331 What? You got a problem with my first amendment rights to send smoke signals? 1.0625 0.06455 16 15 1 0
3332 Nothing could be finer ... 1.0625 0.06455 16 15 1 0
3333 I never want to hear the word "permit" again! 1.0625 0.06455 16 15 1 0
3334 Hey bub, you got a can opener? 1.0625 0.06455 16 15 1 0
3335 I USE TO PLAY THE VIOLIN FOR TIPS. THIS IS MORE LUCRATIVE 1.0625 0.06455 16 15 1 0
3336 It beats the heck out of my NYCHA housing, I tellya. 1.0625 0.06455 16 15 1 0
3337 I'll grill your smart phones for nothing. 1.0625 0.06455 16 15 1 0
3338 I like to think of myself as a sandwich artist 1.0625 0.06455 16 15 1 0
3339 See,this way folks still remember the Blackberry. 1.0625 0.06455 16 15 1 0
3340 Best thing about taking the Local? Slow-Cook locally-sourced patties. 1.0625 0.06455 16 15 1 0
3341 My wife said she would buy me a new cell phone if I helped her with dinner. 1.0625 0.06455 16 15 1 0
3342 I like to think of it as the brat race. 1.0625 0.06455 16 15 1 0
3343 I've studied with some of the world's top rodentia chefs, c'mon, have a taste. 1.0625 0.06455 16 15 1 0
3344 All the best corners in Manhattan are taken, so I'm on my way to try Brooklyn. 1.0625 0.06455 16 15 1 0
3345 I used to just watch videos of people cooking on my phone too but I'm taking it to the next level. 1.0625 0.06455 16 15 1 0
3346 Check for yourself....I am rated one of the top ten BBQ's on this train. 1.0625 0.06455 16 15 1 0
3347 Nah man, it's BBQ for me, microwaves cause cancer. 1.0625 0.06455 16 15 1 0
3348 You got a problem with it, man? 1.0625 0.06455 16 15 1 0
3349 And a happy summer solstice to you. 1.0625 0.06455 16 15 1 0
3350 Any chance you have the meat thermometer app? 1.0625 0.06455 16 15 1 0
3351 I prefer it to playing with a smartphone. 1.0625 0.06455 16 15 1 0
3352 Would you like fries with that? 1.0625 0.06455 16 15 1 0
3353 Smells are Free, it costs to taste 1.0625 0.06455 16 15 1 0
3354 Club car has the pole dancers. This is the dining car. 1.0625 0.06455 16 15 1 0
3355 Do you have any ketchup? 1.0625 0.06455 16 15 1 0
3356 That's right, it's the hickory chips. 1.0625 0.06455 16 15 1 0
3357 I'll make this a rush order because I get off at the next stop. 1.0625 0.06455 16 15 1 0
3358 I bought this as an indoor-outdoor appliance. 1.0625 0.06455 16 15 1 0
3359 When I read citizens grill at the MTA, I took it literally. 1.0625 0.06455 16 15 1 0
3360 Have you looked at rent? This was the best I could afford! 1.0625 0.06455 16 15 1 0
3361 Personally I prefer charcoal to gas. 1.0625 0.06455 16 15 1 0
3362 What does Google know about Medium Rare? 1.0625 0.06455 16 15 1 0
3363 And it's Gluten-free. 1.0625 0.06455 16 15 1 0
3364 Sorry, the diner you called has no carry out or delivery. 1.0625 0.06455 16 15 1 0
3365 What? Yous never seen a man in an apron before? 1.0625 0.06455 16 15 1 0
3366 Grilling captions are a rare medium well done 1.0625 0.06455 16 15 1 0
3367 It's the Fourth of July. You can Google it!" 1.0625 0.06455 16 15 1 0
3368 Do you always stare at commuters eating breakfest? 1.0625 0.06455 16 15 1 0
3369 I'm on my way to the ball park tailgate party. It's a new receipt I'm trying out. 1.0625 0.06455 16 15 1 0
3370 Isn't this the bbQ train? 1.0625 0.06455 16 15 1 0
3371 The shingle is extra. 1.0625 0.06455 16 15 1 0
3372 It's for a Geico commercial. Get used to them... 1.0625 0.06455 16 15 1 0
3373 Don’t look at me. This is the B.Y.O. B-train 1.0625 0.06455 16 15 1 0
3374 The first time Louis C.K. played with his weiner on the subway. 1.0625 0.06455 16 15 1 0
3375 You season the meat with BO. It's how the French do it. 1.0625 0.06455 16 15 1 0
3376 For vegan options, transfer to the downtown W at Union Square. 1.0625 0.06455 16 15 1 0
3377 The best barbecue is cooked low and slow. 1.0625 0.06455 16 15 1 0
3378 I’m Jody a hologram that you happened to click on 1.0625 0.06455 16 15 1 0
3379 Communication difficulties? Welcome to my backyard.... 1.0625 0.06455 16 15 1 0
3380 I know what you're thinking, and the answer is yes, this is top sirloin. 1.0625 0.06455 16 15 1 0
3381 Who's ready for tube steak? 1.0625 0.06455 16 15 1 0
3382 Isn't this better than a lame accordion solo? 1.0625 0.06455 16 15 1 0
3383 Hamburger, hot dog, or surgical mask? 1.0625 0.06455 16 15 1 0
3384 Did you see that game last night? 1.0625 0.06455 16 15 1 0
3385 I've heard it before, a filet should be cooked rare and enjoyed with a glass of merlot at 59 degrees. well, I like it well done with a beer, and I'm paying for it, so guess what! 1.0625 0.06455 16 15 1 0
3386 Saves time at work, no meal breaks 1.0625 0.06455 16 15 1 0
3387 What? I’m making America great again! 1.0625 0.06455 16 15 1 0
3388 Just doing my homework for grilling school. 1.0625 0.06455 16 15 1 0
3389 Passengers that have nostalgia for track fires are a big market." 1.0625 0.06455 16 15 1 0
3390 You’ll have to please your order through the app. 1.0625 0.06455 16 15 1 0
3391 I'm just trying to savor it before I have to take the bus. 1.0625 0.06455 16 15 1 0
3392 Don't grill me with questions, the MTA put me up to this." 1.0625 0.06455 16 15 1 0
3393 Sure it's rare now, but just wait. 1.0625 0.06455 16 15 1 0
3394 Beef or veggie? 1.0625 0.06455 16 15 1 0
3395 Last stop pop up. 1.0625 0.06455 16 15 1 0
3396 Some people call it an obsession, I call it being passionate. 1.0625 0.06455 16 15 1 0
3397 No, sorry, sushi is on the A train! 1.0625 0.06455 16 15 1 0
3398 I'd pair it with a nice Boone's Farm. 1.0625 0.06455 16 15 1 0
3399 It's allowed for veggie burgers. 1.0625 0.06455 16 15 1 0
3400 This is how we connected in the old days. 1.0625 0.06455 16 15 1 0
3401 You can take the boy out of suburbs, but you can't take the suburbs out of the boy. 1.0625 0.06455 16 15 1 0
3402 Spread your buns. 1.0625 0.06455 16 15 1 0
3403 I'm serving hanger steaks after the 42nd Street station 1.0625 0.06455 16 15 1 0
3404 Sorry, I no longer accept mobile orders. 1.0625 0.06455 16 15 1 0
3405 What?! This is a subway, right? Now you can eat fresh! 1.0625 0.06455 16 15 1 0
3406 Subway special this stop only. subway raised beef. 1.0625 0.06455 16 15 1 0
3407 Marshmallows? What kind of transit system do you think we’re running here? 1.0625 0.06455 16 15 1 0
3408 Smells like the F-Train in the summertime but cooks like the third rail with a power surge. 1.0625 0.06455 16 15 1 0
3409 You should try my famous Third Rail Tacos. 1.0625 0.06455 16 15 1 0
3410 When Instagram shows you that Burger King ad and ten seconds later... 1.0625 0.06455 16 15 1 0
3411 Ready in two stops or your fare is free. 1.0625 0.06455 16 15 1 0
3412 This is my version of a tailgate party 1.0625 0.06455 16 15 1 0
3413 The vegetables are local grown. 1.0625 0.06455 16 15 1 0
3414 This is the best that I can do without a wall around me. 1.0625 0.06455 16 15 1 0
3415 Next stop: your place? 1.0625 0.06455 16 15 1 0
3416 Hey buddy, do you mind taking your phone off speaker? I’m trying to grill here... 1.0625 0.06455 16 15 1 0
3417 gotta problem? then don't sit in the smokers car! 1.0625 0.06455 16 15 1 0
3418 Hey, it's what I do. 1.0625 0.06455 16 15 1 0
3419 Take out or Stay in? 1.0625 0.06455 16 15 1 0
3420 Yeah, it’s sorta like a food-truck... but minus the truck. 1.0625 0.06455 16 15 1 0
3421 Rats? I’d say pretty rare. 1.0625 0.06455 16 15 1 0
3422 I’m E-BBQing. 1.0625 0.06455 16 15 1 0
3423 I hate having to take work home 1.0625 0.06455 16 15 1 0
3424 This is a Manhattan bound barbeque, stand clear of the closing doors please. 1.0625 0.06455 16 15 1 0
3425 You could call it free-range, sure. 1.0625 0.06455 16 15 1 0
3426 If you wanted fast food,you should have taken the express train 1.0625 0.06455 16 15 1 0
3427 No, I don't eat it. I just don't like crowds. 1.0625 0.06455 16 15 1 0
3428 Do you want yours with or without Hep C? 1.0625 0.06455 16 15 1 0
3429 Nobody tells me I can't eat and drink on the subway! 1.0625 0.06455 16 15 1 0
3430 So using my How to Grill in Weird Places app, I can get up to 50% of the people to briefly look away from their phone. 1.0625 0.06455 16 15 1 0
3431 Would you like to track your order online? 1.0625 0.06455 16 15 1 0
3432 I know what you’re thinking, but it’s not rat meat. Okay, it’s rat meat. 1.0625 0.06455 16 15 1 0
3433 Don't smirk. I used to be the executive chef at Trump Towers 1.0625 0.06455 16 15 1 0
3434 The trick is I finish it on the third rail. 1.0625 0.06455 16 15 1 0
3435 They've really driven tailgating underground. 1.0625 0.06455 16 15 1 0
3436 I'm telling you, food subways are the way of the future. 1.0625 0.06455 16 15 1 0
3437 « Sorry,pal, no time for well done. » 1.0625 0.06455 16 15 1 0
3438 The brakes provide the fireworks. 1.0625 0.06455 16 15 1 0
3439 You should try it. Made my commute soooo much better. 1.0625 0.06455 16 15 1 0
3440 Turns out it's cheaper to feed everyone than to get them home in time for dinner. 1.0625 0.06455 16 15 1 0
3441 You don't flip your phone, I don't answer my burgers, capiche? 1.0625 0.06455 16 15 1 0
3442 Subway grilling is a rare medium, but with practice it can be well done. 1.0625 0.06455 16 15 1 0
3443 Next time I’ll just order takeout. 1.0625 0.06455 16 15 1 0
3444 I can’t tell you what kind of meat, but it’s very very local. 1.0625 0.06455 16 15 1 0
3445 Read my grill marks. 1.0625 0.06455 16 15 1 0
3446 I achieve the best results by grilling inside of a pressure cooker. 1.0625 0.06455 16 15 1 0
3447 The next station stop is: Flavortown 1.0625 0.06455 16 15 1 0
3448 Don’t worry, it’s kosher. 1.0625 0.06455 16 15 1 0
3449 We’ve already tried the backyard and the beach. 1.0625 0.06455 16 15 1 0
3450 No, I don't mind if you take a selfie with me and my grill. 1.0625 0.06455 16 15 1 0
3451 My dinner party was subject to a planned service change. 1.0625 0.06455 16 15 1 0
3452 Just like you, I'm too busy to cook at home 1.0625 0.06455 16 15 1 0
3453 If you get right back to your phone, you might catch this on Facebook. 1.0625 0.06455 16 15 1 0
3454 Is it free range, locally-raised rat? 1.0625 0.06455 16 15 1 0
3455 One Man’s Meat is another Man’s Poison,Want a Bite? 1.0625 0.06455 16 15 1 0
3456 For ten bucks I’ll grill your phone and set you free...selfies are extra. 1.0625 0.06455 16 15 1 0
3457 Can one of you Amazon Prime me some barbecue sauce? 1.0625 0.06455 16 15 1 0
3458 Well, now that I googled it, I'll be canceling my one, medium rare cow pie, thank you. 1.0625 0.06455 16 15 1 0
3459 I quit Facebook 1.0625 0.06455 16 15 1 0
3460 This is a convenience venue to have a barbecue cookout! 1.0625 0.06455 16 15 1 0
3461 No, I’ll play the violin after dinner. 1.0625 0.06455 16 15 1 0
3462 This is the streetcar named Delicious. 1.0625 0.06455 16 15 1 0
3463 I merged when I shoulda acquist. 1.0625 0.06455 16 15 1 0
3464 Want to invest in my startup? 1.0625 0.06455 16 15 1 0
3465 Hey, you got any extra charcoal in that bag? 1.0625 0.06455 16 15 1 0
3466 Did you get your breakfast? It is the most important meal of the day. 1.0625 0.06455 16 15 1 0
3467 You need to make a reservation online to eat here. 1.0625 0.06455 16 15 1 0
3468 Pink or no pink? 1.0625 0.06455 16 15 1 0
3469 It's an MTA upgrade - you're in the new dining car. 1.0625 0.06455 16 15 1 0
3470 Not all the homeless look like they are homeless !! 1.0625 0.06455 16 15 1 0
3471 Is that an iPhone 3? You don't see that every day! 1.0625 0.06455 16 15 1 0
3472 Yeah, well you probably thought the idea of a food truck was silly too. 1.0625 0.06455 16 15 1 0
3473 Cause it's taking us out to the ball game. 1.0625 0.06455 16 15 1 0
3474 This year we're making the testing of the subway's carbon monoxide monitors into a gastronomic event. 1.0625 0.06455 16 15 1 0
3475 Rare-42nd street,medium-72nd street,or well-done-125th street. It's your choice! 1.0625 0.06455 16 15 1 0
3476 Subway food is street food, without the street. 1.0625 0.06455 16 15 1 0
3477 Is this something I can invest in? 1.0625 0.06455 16 15 1 0
3478 They said an app that lets you order barbecue anywhere wouldn't work in New York, but I said, "Just you watch." 1.0625 0.06455 16 15 1 0
3479 Oh ok, you're a white male. Enjoy BBQ Bobby! 1.0625 0.06455 16 15 1 0
3480 Dude, my carbon footprint is tiny compared to a food truck, no packaging, just open up wide, I'll flip it right in... 1.0625 0.06455 16 15 1 0
3481 It's paid better than the accordion 1.0625 0.06455 16 15 1 0
3482 [reads text from husband] “Why the fuck didn’t we think of that?” 1.0625 0.06455 16 15 1 0
3483 I take it you want this to go, right? 1.0625 0.06455 16 15 1 0
3484 It's a special feature on the BBQ line. 1.0625 0.06455 16 15 1 0
3485 Blue Apron is now offering in cabin service. Text "mtadelay" for 10% off.... 1.0625 0.06455 16 15 1 0
3486 I got tired of hitting the vending machines for the ride home. 1.0625 0.06455 16 15 1 0
3487 Y'all be cuckin'? 1.0625 0.06455 16 15 1 0
3488 It's like Uber, but for grilling. 1.0625 0.06455 16 15 1 0
3489 This is where I wrote "Struttin with some barbecue." 1.0625 0.06455 16 15 1 0
3490 I only grill locally collected subway meat 1.0625 0.06455 16 15 1 0
3491 My family thinks I'm vegan. 1.0625 0.06455 16 15 1 0
3492 Sorry. Hungry was previous stop. 1.0625 0.06455 16 15 1 0
3493 There's too much traffic on the streets- taxis and vendors. 1.0625 0.06455 16 15 1 0
3494 Relax, pal. It’s organic, grass fed, antibiotic-free rat meat. 1.0625 0.06455 16 15 1 0
3495 What? I got a your permit right here! 1.0625 0.06455 16 15 1 0
3496 I do this in between my three jobs. 1.0625 0.06455 16 15 1 0
3497 You’d be eating this well too if you got off your smartphones 1.0625 0.06455 16 15 1 0
3498 Sorry, internet is spotty down here today — Cash only. 1.0625 0.06455 16 15 1 0
3499 The S is your soul, yuppie. 1.0625 0.06455 16 15 1 0
3500 I got long commute 1.0625 0.06455 16 15 1 0
3501 I hope that guy is using one of those brushes with no bristles for safety 1.0625 0.06455 16 15 1 0
3502 You’re not a vegan, are you? 1.0625 0.06455 16 15 1 0
3503 It's all the same. 1.0625 0.06455 16 15 1 0
3504 Road kill bbq 1.0625 0.06455 16 15 1 0
3505 It's all local and organic, but it might take a while. 1.0625 0.06455 16 15 1 0
3506 Do I stare at you while you make dinner? 1.0625 0.06455 16 15 1 0
3507 Who's up for a metro-burger? Much better than a subway sandwich! 1.0625 0.06455 16 15 1 0
3508 It'll be ready by Atlantic. 1.0625 0.06455 16 15 1 0
3509 I'm sorry, it's only for people with a monthly pass! 1.0625 0.06455 16 15 1 0
3510 What? My wife declared her independence from me. 1.0625 0.06455 16 15 1 0
3511 Hot takes, anyone? 1.0625 0.06455 16 15 1 0
3512 I'm gonna make a killing if the subway breaks down! 1.0625 0.06455 16 15 1 0
3513 6th ave rents got way overpriced so i'm subleasing this stop! 1.0625 0.06455 16 15 1 0
3514 It's all I got out of the divorce... 1.0625 0.06455 16 15 1 0
3515 Easy, Becky! It's almost done. 1.0625 0.06455 16 15 1 0
3516 My burgers are infused with rush hour salty sweat and musty tunnel aromas. Former New Yorkers pay kobe beef prices for this delicacy! 1.0625 0.06455 16 15 1 0
3517 Just so you know, commutes that are over easy are exremely rare. 1.0625 0.06455 16 15 1 0
3518 I never have time to grill at home anymore. 1.0625 0.06455 16 15 1 0
3519 Wow, that guy was really grilling me on the subway. 1.0625 0.06455 16 15 1 0
3520 I couldn't resist the 20 year lease term for this spot.. 1.0625 0.06455 16 15 1 0
3521 I’m vegan. 1.0625 0.06455 16 15 1 0
3522 Hey, let me ease into Monday morning my own way, OK? 1.0625 0.06455 16 15 1 0
3523 I figured if I start now, the grill will be ready by the time I get to the Hamptons. 1.0625 0.06455 16 15 1 0
3524 You're right , the sign did say Subway. 1.0625 0.06455 16 15 1 0
3525 Much better than a Subway sandwich 1.0625 0.06455 16 15 1 0
3526 That's right, buddy. Five bucks for the kielbasa, and no Amazon Prime discount. This isn't Whole Foods. 1.0625 0.06455 16 15 1 0
3527 Of course, we winter on the A train. 1.0625 0.06455 16 15 1 0
3528 It sure beats subway sandwiches. 1.0625 0.06455 16 15 1 0
3529 Yes, the caption does say "S". 1.0625 0.06455 16 15 1 0
3530 A good question...subway riders to today’s game are receiving last week’s Kramer dogs free. 1.0625 0.06455 16 15 1 0
3531 The business is going really well. There's lots of game in the subway. 1.0625 0.06455 16 15 1 0
3532 Pardon me, any grey poupon? 1.0625 0.06455 16 15 1 0
3533 It's the iCook 6 with the beer app. 1.0625 0.06455 16 15 1 0
3534 It's my cell phone with special sauce. You want some on yours? 1.0625 0.06455 16 15 1 0
3535 It’s a new niche. Instead of take-out I call in train-in. 1.0625 0.06455 16 15 1 0
3536 I'm out of Bud Light but I do have some Pabst if you're interested. 1.0625 0.06455 16 15 1 0
3537 This is my constitutional right. What are you, some kinda commie? 1.0625 0.06455 16 15 1 0
3538 Oysters Rockefeller? 1.0625 0.06455 16 15 1 0
3539 It should be ready by your stop,unless you want well done. 1.0625 0.06455 16 15 1 0
3540 Hey, man, why you looking at my phone? 1.0625 0.06455 16 15 1 0
3541 I’ve got a permit. 1.0625 0.06455 16 15 1 0
3542 Haven’t you heard about that heatwave? 1.0625 0.06455 16 15 1 0
3543 Its a Carbon monoxide monitor your eyelids look a little heavy. It may have a glitch. 1.0625 0.06455 16 15 1 0
3544 Welcome to Hell's Kitchen. 1.0625 0.06455 16 15 1 0
3545 Simple, infrared heat, no carbon dioxide, no need for an exhaust hood. 1.0625 0.06455 16 15 1 0
3546 I’m sorry to bother you, but can you spare some beef? 1.0625 0.06455 16 15 1 0
3547 Don't worry -- I passed the background check to get my Uber-Grill license. 1.0625 0.06455 16 15 1 0
3548 Chill out dude and grab a brewski, this tailgate party is just getting started 1.0625 0.06455 16 15 1 0
3549 It's called local-vore cuisine, right? 1.0625 0.06455 16 15 1 0
3550 It's a New York strap. 1.0625 0.06455 16 15 1 0
3551 I figure why wait until I get home? 1.0625 0.06455 16 15 1 0
3552 It's grass fed 1.0625 0.06455 16 15 1 0
3553 I told you. Rub a lamp; you get a genie. With a cellphone, you get me. 1.0625 0.06455 16 15 1 0
3554 It tastes better than it looks. Don't worry 1.0625 0.06455 16 15 1 0
3555 Grilling is the new reading. 1.0625 0.06455 16 15 1 0
3556 How selfish of him to cook non organic in front of me 1.0625 0.06455 16 15 1 0
3557 Two weenies, right? 1.0625 0.06455 16 15 1 0
3558 Hello Sir! Would you like to take a sizzling spicy mobile battery? 1.0625 0.06455 16 15 1 0
3559 It's a smokeless vegiburger. Should I throw one on for you? 1.0625 0.06455 16 15 1 0
3560 I tried busking for a while, but I realised that commuters prefer peace and quiet with a barbecued breakfast burger. Ketchup? 1.0625 0.06455 16 15 1 0
3561 You got any buns in your briefcase? 1.0625 0.06455 16 15 1 0
3562 Land line. 1.0625 0.06455 16 15 1 0
3563 Hmmm. Second Avenue does it much better. 1.0625 0.06455 16 15 1 0
3564 Good morning, ladies and gentlemen...Please let me have your attention. I know you are probably on your way to work, but I will only take a moment of your time. Just recently I lost my chef's job... 1.0625 0.06455 16 15 1 0
3565 I like to take my work home with me. 1.0625 0.06455 16 15 1 0
3566 Can you blame me? It’s Hashtag-Cuomo’s-MTA. 1.0625 0.06455 16 15 1 0
3567 Not according to our recipes. 1.0625 0.06455 16 15 1 0
3568 Hey, I'm running a little late. Can you check the score of the Yankees game for me? 1.0625 0.06455 16 15 1 0
3569 You don’t happen to have any paprika? 1.0625 0.06455 16 15 1 0
3570 What ... you've never seen a grill before? 1.0625 0.06455 16 15 1 0
3571 This is the reserved dining car. Will you be dining? 1.0625 0.06455 16 15 1 0
3572 Why you all up in my grill? 1.0625 0.06455 16 15 1 0
3573 What? It’s Vegan! 1.0625 0.06455 16 15 1 0
3574 Let me guess. The next stop is 86. 1.0625 0.06455 16 15 1 0
3575 I'm sorry, did you want your rat rare or medium-rare? 1.0625 0.06455 16 15 1 0
3576 I’m homing at work this week. 1.0625 0.06455 16 15 1 0
3577 They said it’s a hazard to have it in my building. 1.0625 0.06455 16 15 1 0
3578 So, is that a burger bun you're holding? 1.0625 0.06455 16 15 1 0
3579 Oh my God, you're from Danny Meyer?! 1.0625 0.06455 16 15 1 0
3580 I just wanted to expand my man cave to include more public access. 1.0625 0.06455 16 15 1 0
3581 Finding the meat is the easy part. 1.0625 0.06455 16 15 1 0
3582 The cost of a burger is $2.00 if you want it medium well, $3.25 if you are in a hurry, and .50 if you only want the bun. 1.0625 0.06455 16 15 1 0
3583 I get hungry during the long commute. Don't judge me. 1.0625 0.06455 16 15 1 0
3584 Somewhere Bobby Flay is kicking it up a notch 1.0625 0.06455 16 15 1 0
3585 I put the barbie in the Q Train. 1.0625 0.06455 16 15 1 0
3586 You can't get the smokey flavor anywhere else. 1.0625 0.06455 16 15 1 0
3587 I can't do well-done in time for Jamaica Station. 1.0625 0.06455 16 15 1 0
3588 I'm "training" to be a grillmaster. 1.0625 0.06455 16 15 1 0
3589 Hold on a minute, do you work for the Trump Administration? 1.0625 0.06455 16 15 1 0
3590 They are serving ice cream sundaes on the B-train. 1.0625 0.06455 16 15 1 0
3591 No, you may not take it out. 1.0625 0.06455 16 15 1 0
3592 Hello Mr. Goetz why aren't you shooting me 1.0625 0.06455 16 15 1 0
3593 I want the Metro Pass well done. 1.0625 0.06455 16 15 1 0
3594 I know, I know. It's a Samsung. 1.0625 0.06455 16 15 1 0
3595 How would you like yours? 1.0625 0.06455 16 15 1 0
3596 Is that a nothing burger? 1.0625 0.06455 16 15 1 0
3597 You want that to go? 1.0625 0.06455 16 15 1 0
3598 Stand clear of the glowing s’mores please. 1.0625 0.06455 16 15 1 0
3599 The Brooklyn dog is well done - Queens is medium and Wall Street is whatever the market says it is. 1.0625 0.06455 16 15 1 0
3600 Don’t worry - it’s a vape grill. 1.0625 0.06455 16 15 1 0
3601 The wasabi non-gluten filler costs extra. 1.0625 0.06455 16 15 1 0
3602 Well, this sure beats unemployment! 1.0625 0.06455 16 15 1 0
3603 No, I'm a celery chef, not a celebrity chef. 1.0625 0.06455 16 15 1 0
3604 Since we’re likely to be stuck in here, why not have a bar-b-q? 1.0625 0.06455 16 15 1 0
3605 Will that be to go? 1.0625 0.06455 16 15 1 0
3606 It's a burger to go. You got a problem with that? 1.0625 0.06455 16 15 1 0
3607 Hey, you're going to thank me after we break down and we're stuck here for a while. 1.0625 0.06455 16 15 1 0
3608 Back to your phone you smug bastard. 1.0625 0.06455 16 15 1 0
3609 How about a nice, fresh barbecued rat? 1.0625 0.06455 16 15 1 0
3610 Moved on from 'Skip the Dishes' to 'Skip the Wait'. 1.0625 0.06455 16 15 1 0
3611 Better make it medium-rare or you'll miss your stop. 1.0625 0.06455 16 15 1 0
3612 Buns are optional." 1.0625 0.06455 16 15 1 0
3613 No, not usually. Only when I have to work on holidays. 1.0625 0.06455 16 15 1 0
3614 I am Tim the cook, not Tim Cook. 1.0625 0.06455 16 15 1 0
3615 I thought it was a "low" smoking policy. 1.0625 0.06455 16 15 1 0
3616 You asked for the Filet Upgrade? 1.0625 0.06455 16 15 1 0
3617 Just getting an early start on the weekend 1.0625 0.06455 16 15 1 0
3618 You app food. I BBQ. 1.0625 0.06455 16 15 1 0
3619 No, we're not on Yelp. Does is look like 2012 to you? 1.0625 0.06455 16 15 1 0
3620 Anthony Bourdain like his burnt to a crisp. 1.0625 0.06455 16 15 1 0
3621 A New York hot dog cost $2.50. What else am I supposed to do? 1.0625 0.06455 16 15 1 0
3622 Yep, third divorce. After the second one I still had my cooler. 1.0625 0.06455 16 15 1 0
3623 Who said that New York subways are deteriorating ? 1.0625 0.06455 16 15 1 0
3624 . . . but I sleep in the next car . . . 1.0625 0.06455 16 15 1 0
3625 Why are you up in my grill? 1.0625 0.06455 16 15 1 0
3626 I live in the tunnel; the subway is my yard. 1.0625 0.06455 16 15 1 0
3627 Anthony Bourdain Day. 1.0625 0.06455 16 15 1 0
3628 I couldn't afford a food truck. 1.0625 0.06455 16 15 1 0
3629 You try doing Uber Eats in the City. 1.0625 0.06455 16 15 1 0
3630 What's your problem? I got a permit. Look it up: "Subway barbaque.com" 1.0625 0.06455 16 15 1 0
3631 It's Bar-T-Que 1.0625 0.06455 16 15 1 0
3632 Are you going to capture this to publicly shame him or shall I? 1.0625 0.06455 16 15 1 0
3633 Your face will be amused. 1.0625 0.06455 16 15 1 0
3634 Is this a good way to get on FB? 1.0625 0.06455 16 15 1 0
3635 iPdd, iPhone. iCook! 1.0625 0.06455 16 15 1 0
3636 Can anyone give me a rub real quick? 1.0625 0.06455 16 15 1 0
3637 You ordered the giant deluxe burger? 1.0625 0.06455 16 15 1 0
3638 When I get to 42nd street, I can forget the coals and things will cook in the ambient heat. 1.0625 0.06455 16 15 1 0
3639 I home from work. 1.0625 0.06455 16 15 1 0
3640 What? I'm hungry. 1.0625 0.06455 16 15 1 0
3641 Care to add your smartphones to the grill? 1.0625 0.06455 16 15 1 0
3642 Damn millenials... always staring at your phones 1.0625 0.06455 16 15 1 0
3643 Don't look at me like that. I know it's Friday but I ain't Catholic, see? 1.0625 0.06455 16 15 1 0
3644 you have to seal the juices first, then you let it cook a bit. Seal it, Simmer it. 1.0625 0.06455 16 15 1 0
3645 Welcome to the Subway. Can I take your order? 1.0625 0.06455 16 15 1 0
3646 Could you google the cooking time for “medium rare”.@ 1.0625 0.06455 16 15 1 0
3647 Drinks ar at the bar 1.0625 0.06455 16 15 1 0
3648 BBQ for BB&Q is long overdue! 1.0625 0.06455 16 15 1 0
3649 I’m trying to reinvent fast food, 1.0625 0.06455 16 15 1 0
3650 It was too nice of a day. 1.0625 0.06455 16 15 1 0
3651 Or would you prefer I dance? 1.0625 0.06455 16 15 1 0
3652 Don't mind me. I'm on a guilt-free working vacation. 1.0625 0.06455 16 15 1 0
3653 If you ask me, I think you’re taking this man spreading thing a little too personally. 1.0625 0.06455 16 15 1 0
3654 Let's just call it a "burger" 1.0625 0.06455 16 15 1 0
3655 It's my tribute to Anthony Bourdain. 1.0625 0.06455 16 15 1 0
3656 What time is it? It’s SHOWTIME! 1.0625 0.06455 16 15 1 0
3657 I got tired of yelling 'Repent or Die!' Wanna a burger? 1.0625 0.06455 16 15 1 0
3658 It says to sear it for a minute, first near the coals, then flip it. But before you do that, let me just check another site for a second opinion. 1.0625 0.06455 16 15 1 0
3659 It's an underground movement. 1.0625 0.06455 16 15 1 0
3660 What time is it? It’s chaud-time! 1.0625 0.06455 16 15 1 0
3661 LUCKILY THERE ARE NO SMOKE ALARMS ON SUBWAYS 1.0625 0.06455 16 15 1 0
3662 Eat in, or Take away? 1.0625 0.06455 16 15 1 0
3663 This is the Bar-B-Q train 1.0625 0.06455 16 15 1 0
3664 The app is called Subway Sampler, and honestly, the operating system is just a grill I brought on the train. 1.0625 0.06455 16 15 1 0
3665 It's a subway delicacy, grilled rat." 1.0625 0.06455 16 15 1 0
3666 Or I could do something vegan if you're into that. 1.0625 0.06455 16 15 1 0
3667 Food, yes? One dollar! One dollar! 1.0625 0.06455 16 15 1 0
3668 Half-done, grill travel. 1.0625 0.06455 16 15 1 0
3669 No worries - it's a smart grill with virtual smoke. 1.0625 0.06455 16 15 1 0
3670 Next stop, the twilight zone. 1.0625 0.06455 16 15 1 0
3671 Don't you know that there is an app for that? 1.0625 0.06455 16 15 1 0
3672 I figured out the rat problem. 1.0625 0.06455 16 15 1 0
3673 That’s rare... 1.0625 0.06455 16 15 1 0
3674 Sorry, I didn't realize most vendors accepted card nowadays. 1.0625 0.06455 16 15 1 0
3675 The apple kept falling out of the pig's mouth so I switched to this. 1.0625 0.06455 16 15 1 0
3676 Times are tough, just like this burger. 1.0625 0.06455 16 15 1 0
3677 my dude are you, jesus fuckin christ, are you watching cuck vids 1.0625 0.06455 16 15 1 0
3678 Pardon me. Do you have any Grey Poupon? 1.0625 0.06455 16 15 1 0
3679 Anyone for PDQ NRQ BBQ? 1.0625 0.06455 16 15 1 0
3680 I lost my job at costco 1.0625 0.06455 16 15 1 0
3681 Well, it’s a dining car now. 1.0625 0.06455 16 15 1 0
3682 Welcome to the BBQ line. 1.0625 0.06455 16 15 1 0
3683 That's all I hear George Foreman, get a George Foreman Grill! 1.0625 0.06455 16 15 1 0
3684 Happy 4th of July! I was told to get rid of the melting pot for this grill with fire, hot spots and flame-ups. 1.0625 0.06455 16 15 1 0
3685 That's right, I still use real coals, for real BBQ flavor. 1.0625 0.06455 16 15 1 0
3686 I'm offering a footlong Spicy Italian for $4.99. 1.0625 0.06455 16 15 1 0
3687 I'm looking for investors for my startup. Sam's Smokin' Subway. 1.0625 0.06455 16 15 1 0
3688 Did I ask you whether you wanted it with or without the tail? 1.0625 0.06455 16 15 1 0
3689 Haven't you heard of dinner on the go? 1.0625 0.06455 16 15 1 0
3690 Do you want it to be Kosher? 1.0625 0.06455 16 15 1 0
3691 I took care of that rat over there. 1.0625 0.06455 16 15 1 0
3692 Hah! Solved the subway's rat problem!" 1.0625 0.06455 16 15 1 0
3693 It will only be rare by your stop. 1.0625 0.06455 16 15 1 0
3694 My landlord works for PETA 1.0625 0.06455 16 15 1 0
3695 Keep you eyes on your phone, bub. 1.0625 0.06455 16 15 1 0
3696 'Recording devices are not permitted during this performance." 1.0625 0.06455 16 15 1 0
3697 Slow Cooked R.T. Burgers 1.0625 0.06455 16 15 1 0
3698 It's my own private Subway Series. 1.0625 0.06455 16 15 1 0
3699 yeah we got vegenaise—in the fridge right next to your spanx lol 1.0625 0.06455 16 15 1 0
3700 It's literally surf and turf. 1.0625 0.06455 16 15 1 0
3701 Of course it's a hamburger. Wadda'd ya expect on the subway? 1.0625 0.06455 16 15 1 0
3702 It's a good gig until they have self-driving barbecues. 1.0625 0.06455 16 15 1 0
3703 Outrageous! I clearly said medium-rare. 1.0625 0.06455 16 15 1 0
3704 My wife thought I was spending too much time in the back yard and needed to get out more. 1.0625 0.06455 16 15 1 0
3705 Food is free if you put down your phones and have a conservation. 1.0625 0.06455 16 15 1 0
3706 I'm going to a Knicks game and they won't let you tailgate outside Madison Square Garden. 1.0625 0.06455 16 15 1 0
3707 I thought a non-smoking car only applied to cigarettes. 1.0625 0.06455 16 15 1 0
3708 No thanks I'm vegan, but I'll take a beer! 1.0625 0.06455 16 15 1 0
3709 Hey, it's cheaper than a food truck. Burger? 1.0625 0.06455 16 15 1 0
3710 Your express meal is ready. 1.0625 0.06455 16 15 1 0
3711 This is a slightly burnt New York subway burger 1.0625 0.06455 16 15 1 0
3712 I call it Meals on Wheels. 1.0625 0.06455 16 15 1 0
3713 Claims of UberEats' freshness are getting out of hand... 1.0625 0.06455 16 15 1 0
3714 A buck now, or five once the train been's delayed a few hours. 1.0625 0.06455 16 15 1 0
3715 It’s like Facebook, only not.” 1.0625 0.06455 16 15 1 0
3716 All smoke, but no signal. 1.0625 0.06455 16 15 1 0
3717 You act like freedom is a four letter word 1.0625 0.06455 16 15 1 0
3718 We're doubling down on our brand and the 'Eat Fresh' slogan. Fried rat? 1.0625 0.06455 16 15 1 0
3719 I call it the "BB-Q Train" pop-up restaurant 1.0625 0.06455 16 15 1 0
3720 Barbecued subway sandwiches are an idea whose time has come. 1.0625 0.06455 16 15 1 0
3721 Don't worry, it's non-GMO. 1.0625 0.06455 16 15 1 0
3722 I bet you City schmucks BUY your lunch every day... 1.0625 0.06455 16 15 1 0
3723 It's not my fault. They slowed down the trains. 1.0625 0.06455 16 15 1 0
3724 I don't always get to, but I try to barbecue whenever I have the chance. 1.0625 0.06455 16 15 1 0
3725 Bringing the suburbs to the city adds new scents to this melting pot! 1.0625 0.06455 16 15 1 0
3726 Next year this will be a Dominos Hot Spot. 1.0625 0.06455 16 15 1 0
3727 Whole damn cafeteria went Vegan. 1.0625 0.06455 16 15 1 0
3728 You guys are staring at your telephones. You're weird. 1.0625 0.06455 16 15 1 0
3729 My wife 86’ed me from our barbecue. I really don’t care. Do U? 1.0625 0.06455 16 15 1 0
3730 Hey man, what's eating you? 1.0625 0.06455 16 15 1 0
3731 Mind your busyness. 1.0625 0.06455 16 15 1 0
3732 I lost my drivers license. 1.0625 0.06455 16 15 1 0
3733 I don't know from the BMT, this is a Bar-B-Q. 1.0625 0.06455 16 15 1 0
3734 Are you interested in renting some grill space? 1.0625 0.06455 16 15 1 0
3735 It's a tough job burning. You need to be a professional 1.0625 0.06455 16 15 1 0
3736 In-n-out? Pffft, left coast garbage! Down-n-out burgers is where it’s at, man! 1.0625 0.06455 16 15 1 0
3737 Sorry this isn’t the B or the Q line, it’s the BBQ. 1.0625 0.06455 16 15 1 0
3738 Don't be so snooty. It's locally sourced. 1.0625 0.06455 16 15 1 0
3739 Hey pal, did anyone ever point out you sit like a girl? ... and your wife sits like a guy? 1.0625 0.06455 16 15 1 0
3740 Now that's what I call "manspreading"! 1.0625 0.06455 16 15 1 0
3741 I can't compete with food trucks at street level. 1.0625 0.06455 16 15 1 0
3742 Get your own hotspot. 1.0625 0.06455 16 15 1 0
3743 A popup grill during restaurant week! 1.0625 0.06455 16 15 1 0
3744 Don’t suppose you have potato salad in that briefcase? 1.0625 0.06455 16 15 1 0
3745 Is this well done enough for you? 1.0625 0.06455 16 15 1 0
3746 Relax, it's just a little rat. 1.0625 0.06455 16 15 1 0
3747 I'm taking a break from social media. 1.0625 0.06455 16 15 1 0
3748 Rush hour, am I right? 1.0625 0.06455 16 15 1 0
3749 Care for some hyper-local, single-source, fast-casual cuisine with activated charcoal? 1.0625 0.06455 16 15 1 0
3750 It's the gov'ment's solution to the rat problem in these tunnels. 1.0625 0.06455 16 15 1 0
3751 Don't forget to post a review on Yelp! 1.0625 0.06455 16 15 1 0
3752 Can you believe the nerve of these people? Always with the phones. 1.0625 0.06455 16 15 1 0
3753 No backyard. No balcony. No bros. So why not here? Why not now? 1.0625 0.06455 16 15 1 0
3754 There's no room on the streets so food trucks have been forced underground. 1.0625 0.06455 16 15 1 0
3755 It’s called getting an early start on the weekend. 1.0625 0.06455 16 15 1 0
3756 My employer doesn’t believe in working remotely. 1.0625 0.06455 16 15 1 0
3757 What's your problem? 1.0625 0.06455 16 15 1 0
3758 My therapist said I was spending way too much time on my phone. 1.0625 0.06455 16 15 1 0
3759 Who's down for some Bar-B on the Q? 1.0625 0.06455 16 15 1 0
3760 You want chips to go with that? 1.0625 0.06455 16 15 1 0
3761 Its $10 to post about it, $5 to eat it. 1.0625 0.06455 16 15 1 0
3762 What do you mean you forgot the burgers, Carl? 1.0625 0.06455 16 15 1 0
3763 Sorry...no vegan burgers. 1.0625 0.06455 16 15 1 0
3764 My phone is a beer 1.0625 0.06455 16 15 1 0
3765 What? This is how I like to pass the time. 1.0625 0.06455 16 15 1 0
3766 Relax, they’re veggie burgers. 1.0625 0.06455 16 15 1 0
3767 I'm an aroma therapist 1.0625 0.06455 16 15 1 0
3768 There's too much competition on the street. 1.0625 0.06455 16 15 1 0
3769 It's OK, the MTA has relaxed it's rules on smoking in the subway. 1.0625 0.06455 16 15 1 0
3770 It's my special sauce, I call it tariff fever. 1.0625 0.06455 16 15 1 0
3771 We ran out of sandwiches. 1.0625 0.06455 16 15 1 0
3772 It'll be done by 86th Street. Ten Bucks." 1.0625 0.06455 16 15 1 0
3773 This is the Local. If you want a steak take the Express. 1.0625 0.06455 16 15 1 0
3774 Would you mind taking that call somewhere else? 1.0625 0.06455 16 15 1 0
3775 ...start to sear at Larpenteur, then lower the heat at Summit and Grand. 1.0625 0.06455 16 15 1 0
3776 It's casual Friday at the office, I'm getting prepared. 1.0625 0.06455 16 15 1 0
3777 It's my only 'me' time. 1.0625 0.06455 16 15 1 0
3778 It is Smoke-free charcoal. 1.0625 0.06455 16 15 1 0
3779 I'm from Cynthia Nixon's new 'steaks in the city' program. 1.0625 0.06455 16 15 1 0
3780 don't worry, it's farm grown 1.0625 0.06455 16 15 1 0
3781 It's my speciality -- grilled strap hanger steak. 1.0625 0.06455 16 15 1 0
3782 Yes, I am a proud Subway franchisee 1.0625 0.06455 16 15 1 0
3783 If you order online I can have it ready when you board the train. 1.0625 0.06455 16 15 1 0
3784 This is the closest I have to a backyard in the city. 1.0625 0.06455 16 15 1 0
3785 "Medium nuked?" 1.0625 0.06455 16 15 1 0
3786 It's a barbecue, you're being inappropriate. 1.0625 0.06455 16 15 1 0
3787 Of course we can do medium-well. Where do you think we are, an East Asian major city? 1.0625 0.06455 16 15 1 0
3788 Busman's holiday. 1.0625 0.06455 16 15 1 0
3789 You're not coming near me with those things. As if?!? On the subway?!? 1.0625 0.06455 16 15 1 0
3790 I would consider a seat during rush hour a medium rare. 1.0625 0.06455 16 15 1 0
3791 Nostalgic for eye-contact and BBQ? me too. 1.0625 0.06455 16 15 1 0
3792 Is this rare? Or medium-rare? 1.0625 0.06455 16 15 1 0
3793 You have to realize that New York is anything you want to make it. Mustard or Ketchup? 1.0625 0.06455 16 15 1 0
3794 Next stop - Grillwich Village 1.0625 0.06455 16 15 1 0
3795 You want that rat burger with cheese? 1.0625 0.06455 16 15 1 0
3796 It's not as rare as you would think. 1.0625 0.06455 16 15 1 0
3797 I have it shipped from Kobe. 1.0625 0.06455 16 15 1 0
3798 With or without mustard? 1.0625 0.06455 16 15 1 0
3799 What's the score? The wife forbids me screen time while cooking. 1.0625 0.06455 16 15 1 0
3800 Buns are on the third rail. 1.0625 0.06455 16 15 1 0
3801 Rain delay. 1.0625 0.06455 16 15 1 0
3802 We like to eat as soon as I get home. 1.0625 0.06455 16 15 1 0
3803 Yeah, Grillers Anonymous. I just got my one year mesquite chip. 1.0625 0.06455 16 15 1 0
3804 When I got laid off, my therapist told me to follow my passion, and my passion is old school grilling. Want to try a fresh pile of ash? 1.0625 0.06455 16 15 1 0
3805 Online order?" " Next car. 1.0625 0.06455 16 15 1 0
3806 I'm homing from work. 1.0625 0.06455 16 15 1 0
3807 My wife kicked Barbie out of the house 1.0625 0.06455 16 15 1 0
3808 Where does it say "no BBQ on the subway"? 1.0625 0.06455 16 15 1 0
3809 My feeling is, even if you're taking the train to the game you still have the right to a tailgate party. 1.0625 0.06455 16 15 1 0
3810 It's a BURGER! What'd ya think this is... a Subway or somthin'?? 1.0625 0.06455 16 15 1 0
3811 My phone likes to barbecue when it rides the subway. 1.0625 0.06455 16 15 1 0
3812 the food is great, "just hot dogs and burgers" what happen to Great "FOOD " 1.0625 0.06455 16 15 1 0
3813 Yeah, Seamless Live. It's in beta. 1.0625 0.06455 16 15 1 0
3814 Sorry for me? You kidding? New guests every few minutes, they all leave quickly, somebody else cleans up the mess...what could be bad? 1.0625 0.06455 16 15 1 0
3815 My customers are mostly Trump employees who are told to leave restaurants. 1.0625 0.06455 16 15 1 0
3816 Can't grill in the back lot cuz my neighbor doesn't like the smoke. 1.0625 0.06455 16 15 1 0
3817 Well, Sarah Saunders has to eat too! 1.0625 0.06455 16 15 1 0
3818 What? You're a vegetarian? Don't judge me. 1.0625 0.06455 16 15 1 0
3819 If I start now the coals will be ready when I get to Coney Island 1.0625 0.06455 16 15 1 0
3820 Veggie burger with pomegranate juice is my summer travel surprise, what’s yours? 1.0625 0.06455 16 15 1 0
3821 Why am I not making subs... I have the worst f***ing marketing team. 1.0625 0.06455 16 15 1 0
3822 Yes, the Kobayashi Maru problem; how do you like my solution? 1.0625 0.06455 16 15 1 0
3823 Want some slow food? 1.0625 0.06455 16 15 1 0
3824 I like to think manspreading is more of an art than a science. 1.0625 0.06455 16 15 1 0
3825 I'm anticipating some delays on this trip. 1.0625 0.06455 16 15 1 0
3826 I'm here for the long haul." 1.0625 0.06455 16 15 1 0
3827 Roll? Fixings? Be happy with what you're getting! 1.0625 0.06455 16 15 1 0
3828 So? Never seen smart smoke signals before? 1.0625 0.06455 16 15 1 0
3829 It's a new concept I call the "Food Subway" 1.0625 0.06455 16 15 1 0
3830 I know a guy who can hook you up with a franchise. 1.0625 0.06455 16 15 1 0
3831 Maybe this guy is trying out a new way to get through the metro ride 1.0625 0.06455 16 15 1 0
3832 Solved that NIMBY problem. 1.0625 0.06455 16 15 1 0
3833 Unfortunately I got laid off by the Red Hen last week! 1.0625 0.06455 16 15 1 0
3834 I'm trying to bring Suburban Food Style to the urban environment. 1.0625 0.06455 16 15 1 0
3835 We're calling it Sub-Burgerway. 1.0625 0.06455 16 15 1 0
3836 If you want it well-done, you'll have to switch to the Q Train with me at 34th St. 1.0625 0.06455 16 15 1 0
3837 It's called tailgating on a budget 1.0625 0.06455 16 15 1 0
3838 Well done, medium, or rare? 1.0625 0.06455 16 15 1 0
3839 Reduces the rat population 1.0625 0.06455 16 15 1 0
3840 Hey, buddy, you must be a tourist! This is the New Yorker's version of tailgating!" 1.0625 0.06455 16 15 1 0
3841 I was a little surprised when they issued my vendor permit. 1.0625 0.06455 16 15 1 0
3842 Don't even think about it without the version 10 upgrade! 1.0625 0.06455 16 15 1 0
3843 I really miss living in the suburbs. 1.0625 0.06455 16 15 1 0
3844 What do you mean you forgot the buns? 1.0625 0.06455 16 15 1 0
3845 It's only Wednesday, guy...and no, I'm not real. 1.0625 0.06455 16 15 1 0
3846 I'm a performance artist. My new rap: I like pig butts and I cannot lie. 1.0625 0.06455 16 15 1 0
3847 And our special tonight Le Rat unSubway!” 1.0625 0.06455 16 15 1 0
3848 My HOA won't allow this anymore... 1.0625 0.06455 16 15 1 0
3849 I'm not smoking, this is grilling. 1.0625 0.06455 16 15 1 0
3850 Keto diet 1.0625 0.06455 16 15 1 0
3851 My commute has gotten rather long. 1.0625 0.06455 16 15 1 0
3852 If you prefer you can use the app to place your order 1.0625 0.06455 16 15 1 0
3853 Don’t suppose you have any ketchup? 1.0625 0.06455 16 15 1 0
3854 Divorce. Best decision I ever made 1.0625 0.06455 16 15 1 0
3855 Yeah,I used to be like you two,always turning to my phone for self-fulfillment. But then I realized,why do I need to carry my phone everywhere when I can carry my barbecue? What's stopping me from doing that? It's portable,ain't it? 1.0625 0.06455 16 15 1 0
3856 Grilled Lexington Avenue rat is my specialty. 1.0625 0.06455 16 15 1 0
3857 Siri, I w 1.0625 0.06455 16 15 1 0
3858 Weekends are jammed. 1.0625 0.06455 16 15 1 0
3859 I'm part of the new MTA rat abatement program. 1.0625 0.06455 16 15 1 0
3860 I’m helping out with the rat problem. 1.0625 0.06455 16 15 1 0
3861 Hey, it's the 4th of July! 1.0625 0.06455 16 15 1 0
3862 The jostling of the train make them perfect. 1.0625 0.06455 16 15 1 0
3863 As a matter of fact, the code of conduct only makes mention of quantities specifically over and above one pound of ground round. 1.0625 0.06455 16 15 1 0
3864 You wouldn't happen to have some "Salt Free Steak Seasoning" on you, would you? 1.0625 0.06455 16 15 1 0
3865 May I interest you in a fresh hot chestnut? 1.0625 0.06455 16 15 1 0
3866 I'm cutting down on my devices. 1.0625 0.06455 16 15 1 0
3867 Earnest and his book had a big effect on me. 1.0625 0.06455 16 15 1 0
3868 The first rule of BBQ Club: You do not talk about BBQ Club. 1.0625 0.06455 16 15 1 0
3869 Yeah, it's staycation to the max. 1.0625 0.06455 16 15 1 0
3870 I'm late for my 5:00 company barbecue. 1.0625 0.06455 16 15 1 0
3871 Yes, it's apple wood smoked. Apple X to be precise. 1.0625 0.06455 16 15 1 0
3872 Check out our menu on www.subwaygrill.com. 1.0625 0.06455 16 15 1 0
3873 It meets subway code as an orchestral kettle drum and barbeque. 1.0625 0.06455 16 15 1 0
3874 The wife kicked me out mid-sear. 1.0625 0.06455 16 15 1 0
3875 It’s the new cost-cutting measure to deal with rats. 1.0625 0.06455 16 15 1 0
3876 I was worried about Permit Patty, but Ordinance Orlando, too? 1.0625 0.06455 16 15 1 0
3877 Your delay due to signal problems is my opportunity. 1.0625 0.06455 16 15 1 0
3878 If you want it well done you have to stay on for three more stops! 1.0625 0.06455 16 15 1 0
3879 You'll need the A train's permission before you post any pics on Pinterest. 1.0625 0.06455 16 15 1 0
3880 Will it be done before my stop? 1.0625 0.06455 16 15 1 0
3881 Saves on parking for the tailgate. 1.0625 0.06455 16 15 1 0
3882 Desperado waiting for a train. 1.0625 0.06455 16 15 1 0
3883 I’m universally recognized as a leader in subway cuisine. 1.0625 0.06455 16 15 1 0
3884 It's like I tell all my fellow passengers...why take the BQE when you can take the BBQ? 1.0625 0.06455 16 15 1 0
3885 Believe it or not the MTA offers grade A grilled hamburgers to any passenger who might miss dinner because of a train delay. You can't eat your cell phones, you might as well try one of these. 1.0625 0.06455 16 15 1 0
3886 Deep Fried Blackberry Coming Right Up 1.0625 0.06455 16 15 1 0
3887 Open wide, here comes the choo choo train! 1.0625 0.06455 16 15 1 0
3888 I wanted to do ribs but they said smoking isn't allowed. 1.0625 0.06455 16 15 1 0
3889 Seriously? I'm a nuisance because of the fumes? 1.0625 0.06455 16 15 1 0
3890 I hope the first customer likes it well done after today's delays. 1.0625 0.06455 16 15 1 0
3891 What? This is the BBQ. 1.0625 0.06455 16 15 1 0
3892 I like my dinner to be ready when I get home. 1.0625 0.06455 16 15 1 0
3893 You didn't know that BMT meant broiled meat tenders? 1.0625 0.06455 16 15 1 0
3894 Nah, I only offer farm-to-train on the LIRR Hamptons line. 1.0625 0.06455 16 15 1 0
3895 What are you looking at? It is the smoking car! 1.0625 0.06455 16 15 1 0
3896 Did you order through the app? 1.0625 0.06455 16 15 1 0
3897 Make it five stars. I'll share my beer. 1.0625 0.06455 16 15 1 0
3898 I like to call it my "mobile device' to pass them time. 1.0625 0.06455 16 15 1 0
3899 His cuisine redefines tube steak! 1.0625 0.06455 16 15 1 0
3900 What's the proper internal temperature of Spam ? 1.0625 0.06455 16 15 1 0
3901 What are you glaring at? You check your phones, I check my steak.. 1.0625 0.06455 16 15 1 0
3902 No, I don't have Provolone. What do I look like, a magician? 1.0625 0.06455 16 15 1 0
3903 It's for strap-hungers. 1.0625 0.06455 16 15 1 0
3904 I said to my wife "no more commuting I am staying put." 1.0625 0.06455 16 15 1 0
3905 No, it doesn't come with a bottle of Chianti! 1.0625 0.06455 16 15 1 0
3906 I’ve never been about beef. I’m about love. 1.0625 0.06455 16 15 1 0
3907 Don't worry, this meat is locally sourced underground 1.0625 0.06455 16 15 1 0
3908 Meghan McCain takes the subway. Who would have thought? 1.0625 0.06455 16 15 1 0
3909 Just Grilling on the Train!! 1.0625 0.06455 16 15 1 0
3910 I call it my retirement adjustment experience..... 1.0625 0.06455 16 15 1 0
3911 You had better get one now before I move my operation overseas. 1.0625 0.06455 16 15 1 0
3912 The new CEO used to work for Amtrak. 1.0625 0.06455 16 15 1 0
3913 I'm done commuting. Well-done! 1.0625 0.06455 16 15 1 0
3914 Hey, it’s an underserved market. So, what’ll you have? 1.0625 0.06455 16 15 1 0
3915 No, not vegan. But, she was raised organically! 1.0625 0.06455 16 15 1 0
3916 This is express food. Local food's over on the next platform. 1.0625 0.06455 16 15 1 0
3917 I got on at 96th for a catering job at Union Square. 1.0625 0.06455 16 15 1 0
3918 I try to get weekend responsibilities out of the way on my commute. 1.0625 0.06455 16 15 1 0
3919 Would you like your complimentary subway rat well-done? 1.0625 0.06455 16 15 1 0
3920 I decided on a staycation this year. 1.0625 0.06455 16 15 1 0
3921 Before this, I had a taco truck 1.0625 0.06455 16 15 1 0
3922 How do you like your rat cooked? 1.0625 0.06455 16 15 1 0
3923 Since airlines rarely offer food on flights, we are offering complimentary fresh burgers to all subway passengers from the airport to their destination greater than 15 minutes. 1.0625 0.06455 16 15 1 0
3924 I'm trying to address the smell here. 1.0625 0.06455 16 15 1 0
3925 It's a real-time rail rotisserie service for your all-too-revealing SIM cards. 1.0625 0.06455 16 15 1 0
3926 Yeah, "locally sourced" means ratburger. You see many Holsteins grazing down here? 1.0625 0.06455 16 15 1 0
3927 It's just a vape grill. 1.0625 0.06455 16 15 1 0
3928 He continues to grill me on my commute 1.0625 0.06455 16 15 1 0
3929 I was going to just pack a subway sandwich, but it seemed too on-the-nose. 1.0625 0.06455 16 15 1 0
3930 Yeah, it’s a rat. So what? 1.0625 0.06455 16 15 1 0
3931 Excuse me, folks, but do you have a permit for those phones? 1.0625 0.06455 16 15 1 0
3932 This is our mobile service. 1.0625 0.06455 16 15 1 0
3933 Kiss the cook? 1.0625 0.06455 16 15 1 0
3934 You want it medium or well done? 1.0625 0.06455 16 15 1 0
3935 I only need half a dozen cell phones needed to heat the grill 1.0625 0.06455 16 15 1 0
3936 Can you believe the idiot in the next car brought his propane tank? I should report him. 1.0625 0.06455 16 15 1 0
3937 Mutton, you? 1.0625 0.06455 16 15 1 0
3938 Fresh delivery to the five boroughs 1.0625 0.06455 16 15 1 0
3939 That is how I get my hottest news. 1.0625 0.06455 16 15 1 0
3940 I have an order for Scott Pruitt 1.0625 0.06455 16 15 1 0
3941 Hey it’s Friday, my weekend starts as soon as I hit the train 1.0625 0.06455 16 15 1 0
3942 I've jumped on the environmentally conscious tailgating bandwagon. 1.0625 0.06455 16 15 1 0
3943 I don't care what the review on your phone says. This isn't dog. 1.0625 0.06455 16 15 1 0
3944 I'm sorry, but you are breaking safety regulations to be standing that close. 1.0625 0.06455 16 15 1 0
3945 I forgot my cell phone so I'm trying smoke signals! 1.0625 0.06455 16 15 1 0
3946 I AM TRYING TO COMPETE WITH IHOB 1.0625 0.06455 16 15 1 0
3947 Gluten-free or transfer to the locally sourced train? 1.0625 0.06455 16 15 1 0
3948 Would you mind Googling "ideal internal temperature for subway rodents"? 1.0625 0.06455 16 15 1 0
3949 Just my annual, 4th of July barbequemmute 1.0625 0.06455 16 15 1 0
3950 What are you looking at? It’s raining out. 1.0625 0.06455 16 15 1 0
3951 What? She has to eat somewhere! 1.0625 0.06455 16 15 1 0
3952 Why do you think they call it the smoking car? 1.0625 0.06455 16 15 1 0
3953 Will there be a vegan option? 1.0625 0.06455 16 15 1 0
3954 You'll have to use the app to make a selection, I can't take direct orders. 1.0625 0.06455 16 15 1 0
3955 Sizzle fer shizzle schnozone! 1.0625 0.06455 16 15 1 0
3956 If you don’t like it rare, then don’t take the express. 1.0625 0.06455 16 15 1 0
3957 No, this train doesn’t go to Newcastle. 1.0625 0.06455 16 15 1 0
3958 No idea. I scooped it from where you're sitting at the last stop. 1.0625 0.06455 16 15 1 0
3959 Can I have a sub sandwich? 1.0625 0.06455 16 15 1 0
3960 Welcome to the BBQ....Bronx, Brooklyn, Queens line 1.0625 0.06455 16 15 1 0
3961 It's a soybean burger. Half price. 1.0625 0.06455 16 15 1 0
3962 I'm your GrubbHub. 1.0625 0.06455 16 15 1 0
3963 I have a permit of sorts. Is that important? No one ever checks, do they? I mean, not so far anyway. Care for one? 1.0625 0.06455 16 15 1 0
3964 SubHub Anyone? 1.0625 0.06455 16 15 1 0
3965 Stalled for how long? No problem--how would you like yours? 1.0625 0.06455 16 15 1 0
3966 They told me I should ease into retirement. 1.0625 0.06455 16 15 1 0
3967 Do I look like I serve sandwiches? 1.0625 0.06455 16 15 1 0
3968 sb-sbbq (southbound-style BBQ) 1.0625 0.06455 16 15 1 0
3969 Why would I need a permit to cook on the train? 1.0625 0.06455 16 15 1 0
3970 Yes, I hope to revolutionize subway food. 1.0625 0.06455 16 15 1 0
3971 Don’t let me distract you. 1.0625 0.06455 16 15 1 0
3972 What time is it! Showtime! 1.0625 0.06455 16 15 1 0
3973 Think of it as the ultimate "staycation". 1.0625 0.06455 16 15 1 0
3974 Yeah man,I call them assistance dogs so I can ride 1.0625 0.06455 16 15 1 0
3975 No, I didn't make one for you, cellphone boy! 1.0625 0.06455 16 15 1 0
3976 It’s a buck discount if you take a picture and post it #6traingourmetbbq. 1.0625 0.06455 16 15 1 0
3977 I am sorry. No Coney Isands . That is another route. 1.0625 0.06455 16 15 1 0
3978 Pretty good barbecue app, wouldn't you agree? 1.0625 0.06455 16 15 1 0
3979 So I sez 'I see your stupid ice bucket challenge, and raise you a grilled dogpie in the subway. 1.0625 0.06455 16 15 1 0
3980 First they separate me from my family, now they separate me from my backyard! How do you want yours done? 1.0625 0.06455 16 15 1 0
3981 Just to 59th? This ain't sushi, bub. 1.0625 0.06455 16 15 1 0
3982 Dad: I like you and I love you Mom: thanks again 1.0625 0.06455 16 15 1 0
3983 I am NOT smoking 1.0625 0.06455 16 15 1 0
3984 I used to run a Taco Truck down here, but, well, you can guess what happened. 1.0625 0.06455 16 15 1 0
3985 Sorry -- I couldn't afford a food truck. 1.0625 0.06455 16 15 1 0
3986 I don't care what you've got, you're not getting my seat! 1.0625 0.06455 16 15 1 0
3987 It's fresh meat. 1.0625 0.06455 16 15 1 0
3988 You're gonna wish you tried one after the L gets shutdown. 1.0625 0.06455 16 15 1 0
3989 It's a new MTA service - we burn your smartphone, you regain your political sanity. 1.0625 0.06455 16 15 1 0
3990 The Rats love me. 1.0625 0.06455 16 15 1 0
3991 My addiction is tastier than yours. 1.0625 0.06455 16 15 1 0
3992 Medium? Well-done? 1.0625 0.06455 16 15 1 0
3993 I have a barbecue addiction. 1.0625 0.06455 16 15 1 0
3994 You need to take the A Train for BBQ”. 1.0625 0.06455 16 15 1 0
3995 The vermin don't seem to mind. 1.0625 0.06455 16 15 1 0
3996 You want fries with rat? 1.0625 0.06455 16 15 1 0
3997 Well done? Well, I’m done! 1.0588 0.06063 17 16 1 0
3998 That must be the lithium burger. 1.0588 0.06063 17 16 1 0
3999 Who eats home-cooked meals anymore? 1.0588 0.06063 17 16 1 0
4000 Well, did I ever return? No. I never returned and my fate is still unlearned! 1.0588 0.06063 17 16 1 0
4001 Rat race meets rat burgers. 1.0588 0.06063 17 16 1 0
4002 You're just not used to seeing real Americans. 1.0588 0.06063 17 16 1 0
4003 I'm just celebrating my independence. 1.0588 0.06063 17 16 1 0
4004 Sorry, is the heat bothering you? 1.0588 0.06063 17 16 1 0
4005 Sorry...my backyard in Williamsburg is a brewery now." 1.0588 0.06063 17 16 1 0
4006 I can grill anything to 59th, then sushi to 125th. Sometimes I get lucky, find a hot spot and can do a real nice surf n turf to Yankee Stadium. Sometimes I get no service and just offer buns. All this by way of saying tips are appreciated. 1.0588 0.06063 17 16 1 0
4007 My dog don't know no difference between a burger and a turd....so I just grills 'im up a turd. 1.0588 0.06063 17 16 1 0
4008 So how do you like our new NYC-style bar car? 1.0588 0.06063 17 16 1 0
4009 My wife buys that climate change crap. 1.0588 0.06063 17 16 1 0
4010 I think you'll find dynamic pricing models common in most peer-to-peer foodservice businesses. 1.0588 0.06063 17 16 1 0
4011 The last I remember, I was in my backyard. There was a terrible storm. I guess I'm not in Topeka anymore. 1.0588 0.06063 17 16 1 0
4012 I got the kids and the grill,but she kept the patio. 1.0588 0.06063 17 16 1 0
4013 Stupid !! 1.0588 0.06063 17 16 1 0
4014 What? We had to do SOMETHING about the rat problem down here. 1.0588 0.06063 17 16 1 0
4015 I am not gonna lie, today I am not fundraising. Today I am selling $1 steaks to stay out of trouble. 1.0588 0.06063 17 16 1 0
4016 Underground cooking is the new black. 1.0588 0.06063 17 16 1 0
4017 Don’t even think of lighting up! 1.0588 0.06063 17 16 1 0
4018 This is the lunch car. How do you want your hamburger? 1.0588 0.06063 17 16 1 0
4019 Because it's raining outside 1.0588 0.06063 17 16 1 0
4020 We don’t call them Smart Burgers for nothing. 1.0588 0.06063 17 16 1 0
4021 My property taxes were killing me. 1.0588 0.06063 17 16 1 0
4022 Don’t blame me the air conditioning doesn’t work! 1.0588 0.06063 17 16 1 0
4023 I'm your personalized food cart. 1.0588 0.06063 17 16 1 0
4024 It's an underground movement against Veganism. Want to join? 1.0588 0.06063 17 16 1 0
4025 Being a wanted man, I pretty much do what I want. 1.0588 0.06063 17 16 1 0
4026 Next stop, Flavortown. 1.0588 0.06063 17 16 1 0
4027 It'll be done before the next stop. 1.0588 0.06063 17 16 1 0
4028 After I retired I decided to keep some small parts of my old schedule 1.0588 0.06063 17 16 1 0
4029 Hi, I grill ashes on the subway all day to give people an opportunity to see me and mutter “Only in New York” and shake their heads with a smile! If they don’t smile, well, they become the ashes! 1.0588 0.06063 17 16 1 0
4030 Please don't Yelp me. 1.0588 0.06063 17 16 1 0
4031 Sorry to bother you, ladies and gentlemen. 1.0588 0.06063 17 16 1 0
4032 Did you hear about the NASDAQ? 1.0588 0.06063 17 16 1 0
4033 My wife says we're going vegan. 1.0588 0.06063 17 16 1 0
4034 "You ask if it's gluten free -- only in New York!" 1.0588 0.06063 17 16 1 0
4035 Would you mind not talking on your cell phone? I'm trying to concentrate. 1.0588 0.06063 17 16 1 0
4036 I bet you don't have an app for this. 1.0588 0.06063 17 16 1 0
4037 My food truck used too much gas. 1.0588 0.06063 17 16 1 0
4038 On the next episode of "Diners, Drive-Ins and Dives".... 1.0588 0.06063 17 16 1 0
4039 So, once I realized that it actually ran through my backyard, I thought... 1.0588 0.06063 17 16 1 0
4040 This is after all a chew-chew train, is it not? 1.0588 0.06063 17 16 1 0
4041 That's right, Bob. This is what your retirement will look like. You could've taken more cabs. 1.0588 0.06063 17 16 1 0
4042 Your lunch will be ready in a minute. I accept tips in the app. 1.0588 0.06063 17 16 1 0
4043 Come on people, this can't be the weirdest thing you've seen on the subway. 1.0588 0.06063 17 16 1 0
4044 Sorry pal, I only brought enough for one. But I'd be willing to sell it to you for half a sawbuck. 1.0588 0.06063 17 16 1 0
4045 Is it the meat that is making you uncomfortable? 1.0588 0.06063 17 16 1 0
4046 It's a gig economy, folks." 1.0556 0.05717 18 17 1 0
4047 Grillin’ and chillin’, bro, it’s my problem-free philosophy. 1.0556 0.05717 18 17 1 0
4048 Please make mine to go, I'm off at the next stop. 1.0556 0.05717 18 17 1 0
4049 It beats going to a restaurant and getting protested. 1.0556 0.05717 18 17 1 0
4050 Yea, we got a Weber site right here. 1.0556 0.05717 18 17 1 0
4051 I come with the Bar- B Q app. 1.0556 0.05717 18 17 1 0
4052 The MTA couldn’t afford a bar car... so this is what you get. 1.0526 0.05407 19 18 1 0
4053 We don't all have clients we can grill to perfection..." 1.0526 0.05407 19 18 1 0
4054 The grill, the fire, the beer - but the apron is just too much. 1.0526 0.05407 19 18 1 0
4055 How do you like your ashes ? 1.0526 0.05407 19 18 1 0
4056 I mustve gone to the wrong subway 1.0526 0.05407 19 18 1 0
4057 You ever try parking a food truck in the city? 1.0526 0.05407 19 18 1 0
4058 I have a few more stops before my weekend is over. 1.0500 0.05130 20 19 1 0
4059 There's an app for medium rare too" 1.0500 0.05130 20 19 1 0
4060 What goes on when we look away at our cell phones in the subway. 1.0435 0.04446 23 22 1 0
4061 It's chorizo. The z sounds like an s. 1.0435 0.04446 23 22 1 0
4062 Businessman says to man with BBQ: "Oh... I see you have discovered a legitimate "disruptor" for the early retirement package" 1.0370 0.03774 27 26 1 0
4063 Extra crispy pizza rat, anybody? 1.0000 0.08704 12 12 0 0
4064 See, the law says you can't SMOKE anything in a subway car. Doesn't say sh*t about grilling...even if it's bad." 1.0000 0.08006 13 13 0 0
4065 My wife said she wanted to travel and eat out a lot this summer... 1.0000 0.08704 12 12 0 0
4066 make it rare.I get off in three stops 1.0000 0.08006 13 13 0 0
4067 The don't allow grilling at my condo. 1.0000 0.08006 13 13 0 0
4068 Why don't you just uncross those legs and join me Sweetheart? 1.0000 0.08704 12 12 0 0
4069 Tube steak ??? 1.0000 0.08704 12 12 0 0
4070 This car isn't vegan, is it? 1.0000 0.08006 13 13 0 0
4071 Wall Street pays the bills, but cooking...cooking feeds my soul 1.0000 0.08704 12 12 0 0
4072 Well, I think you're annoying. 1.0000 0.07412 14 14 0 0
4073 No thanks, I'm full. The taxi driver had the same idea. 1.0000 0.07412 14 14 0 0
4074 Care for a tapas? 1.0000 0.08006 13 13 0 0
4075 Hey, how about passing wind the other way? 1.0000 0.08704 12 12 0 0
4076 Diane, remind me to tell you where to find the best short loin on the south side. 1.0000 0.08704 12 12 0 0
4077 The overcooked ones are often used as track rivets. 1.0000 0.08704 12 12 0 0
4078 Subway sandwich? You want the “A” train. 1.0000 0.07412 14 14 0 0
4079 What are you looking at?! There are too many mosquitoes in the park.. 1.0000 0.08704 12 12 0 0
4080 It will be ready in two more stops. 1.0000 0.08704 12 12 0 0
4081 My weekends are spent on my BBQ blog 1.0000 0.08704 12 12 0 0
4082 Indeed. This is our most popular olfaction app. 1.0000 0.08006 13 13 0 0
4083 Do you mind leaking that photo to my campaign manager? 1.0000 0.08704 12 12 0 0
4084 Well done? That'll take us to Brooklyn! 1.0000 0.08704 12 12 0 0
4085 Sunny side up or over easy!!! 1.0000 0.08704 12 12 0 0
4086 Somewhere in the world, it is barbecue time.” 1.0000 0.08006 13 13 0 0
4087 I hope you have buns in your briefcase. 1.0000 0.08006 13 13 0 0
4088 Brother, can you spare a bun? 1.0000 0.08006 13 13 0 0
4089 Wait a few stops. It'll smell better uptown. 1.0000 0.08704 12 12 0 0
4090 My office takes casual Fridays very seriously. 1.0000 0.08006 13 13 0 0
4091 Believe me, it’s for the best. 1.0000 0.08006 13 13 0 0
4092 Too casual for casual Friday? 1.0000 0.07412 14 14 0 0
4093 You have your vices, I have mine. 1.0000 0.08704 12 12 0 0
4094 There's a surcharge if you want to pay in Bitcoin. 1.0000 0.08704 12 12 0 0
4095 Don’t tread on me or my charcoal. 1.0000 0.08006 13 13 0 0
4096 Care for some pizza rat? 1.0000 0.08704 12 12 0 0
4097 I afraid I can only do medium rare. This is the express,buddy. 1.0000 0.08704 12 12 0 0
4098 So what if it's a subway. I'm BBQing While White. 1.0000 0.08704 12 12 0 0
4099 I can offer you the commuter dog or the burger, cooked to perfection and served with your choice of Proust or Salinger . 1.0000 0.07412 14 14 0 0
4100 I figured grilling my phone would stop the news cycle... 1.0000 0.07412 14 14 0 0
4101 No I didn't get your Tweet, & this isn't yours. 1.0000 0.08006 13 13 0 0
4102 No. I'm just warming it up for the rush hour crowd. 1.0000 0.08006 13 13 0 0
4103 Just ignore him, honey. He's trying to "make America great again".. 1.0000 0.06901 15 15 0 0
4104 I didn't realize Subway was serving burgers now. 1.0000 0.08006 13 13 0 0
4105 Pay up, or I'll eat this red meat! 1.0000 0.08006 13 13 0 0
4106 I play to win. 1.0000 0.08006 13 13 0 0
4107 Put some nice grill marks on the briefcase, Sir 1.0000 0.08006 13 13 0 0
4108 Just can't live without that charcoal-broiled taste ... 1.0000 0.08006 13 13 0 0
4109 Unlike my co-op, there's no rule against barbeque grilling here. 1.0000 0.08006 13 13 0 0
4110 I'm heading to a "Come as you are" party" 1.0000 0.08006 13 13 0 0
4111 What, don't YOU like to eat at subways? 1.0000 0.07412 14 14 0 0
4112 Do you know how many macros are in that? 1.0000 0.08704 12 12 0 0
4113 My friend doesn't have a 4th of July grill so I thought I could bring this one to his lemonade party! 1.0000 0.08006 13 13 0 0
4114 These underground restaurants are getting out of hand 1.0000 0.08006 13 13 0 0
4115 That's some powerful app. A moment ago I was at 48th and Lex. 1.0000 0.08704 12 12 0 0
4116 Cheeseburger! Cheeseburger! Uh, no Coke - Pepsi. 1.0000 0.07412 14 14 0 0
4117 I work from home, so I patio from commute. 1.0000 0.08006 13 13 0 0
4118 Do you like 'em rare? 1.0000 0.07412 14 14 0 0
4119 So how 'bout them Yankees? 1.0000 0.08704 12 12 0 0
4120 Stand clear of the cooking DoorDash, please. 1.0000 0.08006 13 13 0 0
4121 The air's better in here. 1.0000 0.08006 13 13 0 0
4122 Looks like the train is going to be stalled again for some time. Maybe you'd like fries and a salad with this? 1.0000 0.08704 12 12 0 0
4123 Now that OUR guy is in the White House, anything goes.” 1.0000 0.08006 13 13 0 0
4124 I hope you're using organic charcoal. 1.0000 0.08704 12 12 0 0
4125 For a dollar you can take a snapshot of the food. 1.0000 0.07412 14 14 0 0
4126 I'm the app you dreamed about" "I'm the app you dreamed about". 1.0000 0.08704 12 12 0 0
4127 How ‘bout a little man spread to go with this burger? 1.0000 0.08704 12 12 0 0
4128 What? I got the Show Time concession. 1.0000 0.08704 12 12 0 0
4129 Can I interest you in a little "turf" to go with your surf? 1.0000 0.07412 14 14 0 0
4130 It's my dream job come true. 1.0000 0.07412 14 14 0 0
4131 You said, 'play to win...' 1.0000 0.08006 13 13 0 0
4132 I’m Anthony. Would you like a wiener? 1.0000 0.08006 13 13 0 0
4133 You know I used to be a chef on Air Force One. 1.0000 0.08006 13 13 0 0
4134 Can I interest you in an underground beef patty? 1.0000 0.08006 13 13 0 0
4135 I got on at Avenue Q. 1.0000 0.08006 13 13 0 0
4136 This ain’t a surrealist hamburger from McDonald’s. 1.0000 0.08704 12 12 0 0
4137 First time seeing someone grilling dinner? 1.0000 0.08704 12 12 0 0
4138 "RARE, MEDIUM, WELL-DONE 1.0000 0.08006 13 13 0 0
4139 Outta my grill, buddy. 1.0000 0.08006 13 13 0 0
4140 It stinks, but man does it taste good. Want one? 1.0000 0.08006 13 13 0 0
4141 Excuse me, sir! How many more stops to the Met? 1.0000 0.08006 13 13 0 0
4142 Straight from the streets of San Francisco. 1.0000 0.08006 13 13 0 0
4143 ‘This is the smoking section, is it not?’ 1.0000 0.08704 12 12 0 0
4144 If you must know, I’m on my way to a barbecue. 1.0000 0.07412 14 14 0 0
4145 How about those Mets? 1.0000 0.08006 13 13 0 0
4146 Did you say that you wanted onions with that? 1.0000 0.08704 12 12 0 0
4147 Ice said it's fine. 1.0000 0.07412 14 14 0 0
4148 You'll have to ride 4 more stops for medium-well" 1.0000 0.08704 12 12 0 0
4149 What if I brown bag it? 1.0000 0.08704 12 12 0 0
4150 The BDNQ line? What? 1.0000 0.08006 13 13 0 0
4151 Some like to take their work home with them, but they've got it backwards. 1.0000 0.08704 12 12 0 0
4152 My wife said to pick up dinner from Subway. 1.0000 0.08704 12 12 0 0
4153 My son recently moved to the East Village. 1.0000 0.08006 13 13 0 0
4154 Only until we get to the Bronx. 1.0000 0.07412 14 14 0 0
4155 Ooh right, no one wants to see how the sausage is made. 1.0000 0.08006 13 13 0 0
4156 The difference is the freshness. This little guy was scurrying under the platform on 23rd St. not twenty minutes ago. 1.0000 0.08006 13 13 0 0
4157 It's Saturday afternoon somewhere. 1.0000 0.08704 12 12 0 0
4158 Uber's expanding. 1.0000 0.08006 13 13 0 0
4159 I'm afraid, this is the last piece! 1.0000 0.08006 13 13 0 0
4160 Since the invention of the subway, it has given a whole new definition to fast food 1.0000 0.08704 12 12 0 0
4161 No, it's not hamburger. 1.0000 0.08006 13 13 0 0
4162 I'll have to make it rare - I get off at the next station. 1.0000 0.08704 12 12 0 0
4163 Don't think me rude, I plan on sharing. 1.0000 0.08704 12 12 0 0
4164 You've never had Boston Barbecued Beans before? We're on the MTA. 1.0000 0.08704 12 12 0 0
4165 My rats are free-range. 1.0000 0.08006 13 13 0 0
4166 It was free range at Grand Central, but it's only local till 86th. 1.0000 0.08006 13 13 0 0
4167 My wife told me to grill where it won’t bother the neighbors. 1.0000 0.08006 13 13 0 0
4168 I'm using Cuomo's recipe. 1.0000 0.08006 13 13 0 0
4169 It's poop. 1.0000 0.07412 14 14 0 0
4170 Yeah, they brought me on as part of the L-ternative Plan. Everything’s plant-based and locally-sourced. 1.0000 0.08006 13 13 0 0
4171 It's a heart-healthy rodent offering. 1.0000 0.07412 14 14 0 0
4172 Well, I have a full day planned at the office. First thing to do is share what I feel about my boss....then I'll resign. 1.0000 0.08006 13 13 0 0
4173 I'm done..." - Paul Ryan 1.0000 0.08704 12 12 0 0
4174 What's your preference? 1.0000 0.08704 12 12 0 0
4175 Merriam-Webster defines "weekend" as "The end of the week : the period between the close of one work or school week and the start of the next; especially : Saturday and Sunday" but then I thought, who gives a crap? 1.0000 0.08006 13 13 0 0
4176 Mobile bbq 1.0000 0.08006 13 13 0 0
4177 Gregory emigrated to Australia last year. Adam has a 24 hour bug. John's uncle passed away a few days ago, sadly. 1.0000 0.08704 12 12 0 0
4178 Tell her it's proportional to the heat of the meat. 1.0000 0.08006 13 13 0 0
4179 Breathe deeply and we won't have to endure another roand of evening news. 1.0000 0.06901 15 15 0 0
4180 It’s too hot to barbecue on the platform. 1.0000 0.08704 12 12 0 0
4181 Are you saying this isn’t the 5:09 to Westport? 1.0000 0.08006 13 13 0 0
4182 Just doing some grilling and panhandling on the “A” train. Saving up for a Big a green Egg. 1.0000 0.08704 12 12 0 0
4183 what? it´s summer. 1.0000 0.08006 13 13 0 0
4184 At least, you won't have to cook tonight. 1.0000 0.08006 13 13 0 0
4185 Welcome to the Mmmmm train. 1.0000 0.08704 12 12 0 0
4186 Alright Mr. Weiner, get on the grill--let's go, Anthony. 1.0000 0.08704 12 12 0 0
4187 No, it's a thing: a tube truck; not a food truck. 1.0000 0.08704 12 12 0 0
4188 I think Bob is taking this whole lifehack thing too far. 1.0000 0.08704 12 12 0 0
4189 They finally banned my Uber account. 1.0000 0.07412 14 14 0 0
4190 Farm to Subway fresh! Get your hot dogs here! 1.0000 0.07412 14 14 0 0
4191 When I lost my iphone, I wasn’t sure what I should do anymore. 1.0000 0.07412 14 14 0 0
4192 I'm tailgating for the subway band concert. 1.0000 0.07412 14 14 0 0
4193 No worries, this is actually an induction rig. 1.0000 0.08006 13 13 0 0
4194 Gives new meaning to burner phones. 1.0000 0.08704 12 12 0 0
4195 Next stop, Hamburger Heaven! 1.0000 0.08704 12 12 0 0
4196 No, I don't sell them, I only cook on subs. 1.0000 0.08006 13 13 0 0
4197 I'm Ken and this is my Barbie. 1.0000 0.08006 13 13 0 0
4198 Rare by 23rd, medium by 34th, well-done by Grand Central. 1.0000 0.08006 13 13 0 0
4199 Never mind what it looks like. 1.0000 0.08006 13 13 0 0
4200 Commuting via public transportation is a life-style choice. Why not enjoy it? 1.0000 0.08704 12 12 0 0
4201 What are you looking at? You never saw a hamburger before?" 1.0000 0.08006 13 13 0 0
4202 What, I thought we were riding the ‘cue line. 1.0000 0.08006 13 13 0 0
4203 want a meal for the ride? this technology is better 1.0000 0.08006 13 13 0 0
4204 Everything is possible in America. 1.0000 0.08006 13 13 0 0
4205 Sorry to interrupt your tweet, but you mind giving a thumbs up on my pop-up? 1.0000 0.08006 13 13 0 0
4206 Amazing! You're the first to notice! 1.0000 0.08006 13 13 0 0
4207 She's medium, you're well done. 1.0000 0.08006 13 13 0 0
4208 The Chiplote we usually eat on the train is just never warm enough. 1.0000 0.08704 12 12 0 0
4209 What do you mean "meatspreading"? 1.0000 0.08704 12 12 0 0
4210 Watch this, will ya? I'm off at Wash. Square. 1.0000 0.08006 13 13 0 0
4211 Whadya think an underground pop-up restaurant is? 1.0000 0.07412 14 14 0 0
4212 Fast food fast food get it fresh and hot right now! 1.0000 0.08704 12 12 0 0
4213 Your veggie burger will be ready by Times Square. 1.0000 0.08006 13 13 0 0
4214 This is the carnivore car. Vegans in the next car. 1.0000 0.07412 14 14 0 0
4215 Open wide. 1.0000 0.08704 12 12 0 0
4216 I’m Jeff, your same-minute Amazon Grill Buddy. Rare, right? 1.0000 0.08704 12 12 0 0
4217 How well done would you like your burner phone? 1.0000 0.08006 13 13 0 0
4218 What? We're stuck here for awhile anyway. 1.0000 0.08704 12 12 0 0
4219 Just try to Google my secret recipe 1.0000 0.08006 13 13 0 0
4220 Anybody want a burger? 1.0000 0.08006 13 13 0 0
4221 Why are you grilling me? 1.0000 0.08006 13 13 0 0
4222 Listen, buddy. It's called white privilege and it means I can do anything anywhere. 1.0000 0.08704 12 12 0 0
4223 Thought I'd give taking home to work a try for a change 1.0000 0.08006 13 13 0 0
4224 And so I thought to myself; why not "Johnny ScrappleSeed" 1.0000 0.08704 12 12 0 0
4225 Alright, let’s agree, I won’t tell you what to text to the board and you won’t get any more 2nd degree burns. 1.0000 0.08006 13 13 0 0
4226 Did you bring the buns and condiments? 1.0000 0.08704 12 12 0 0
4227 You can't get this on the express train 1.0000 0.08704 12 12 0 0
4228 Two stops is medium rare. Three stops is well done. 1.0000 0.08704 12 12 0 0
4229 I have a pop up restaurant, this is just what I do on weekends to unwind . 1.0000 0.08006 13 13 0 0
4230 Sir, your judgmental look is burning my steak. 1.0000 0.08704 12 12 0 0
4231 A lot of weirdos on the subway today, huh? 1.0000 0.08006 13 13 0 0
4232 Nope, no turkey and bacon heroes. That's the other subway. 1.0000 0.07412 14 14 0 0
4233 They wanted it "to go." --Shannon Hipp, Atlanta, GA 1.0000 0.08006 13 13 0 0
4234 I'm here for the railgate. 1.0000 0.08006 13 13 0 0
4235 Is this the B or the Q? 1.0000 0.08704 12 12 0 0
4236 If you wanted it well done you shouldn't have taken the express. 1.0000 0.08704 12 12 0 0
4237 The sign only says 'No Smoking.' 1.0000 0.07412 14 14 0 0
4238 This is what they get for making test the monoxide alarm on my lunch break. 1.0000 0.08006 13 13 0 0
4239 No buns, you eat these from your hand 1.0000 0.08006 13 13 0 0
4240 Dangerous? Au contraire. Grills don't cause cancer in rats. 1.0000 0.07412 14 14 0 0
4241 the original Subway Fresh 1.0000 0.08704 12 12 0 0
4242 Dollar makes the 'fast food' 1.0000 0.08006 13 13 0 0
4243 It’s lame how they always make me pay an extra fare for my bbq. 1.0000 0.08006 13 13 0 0
4244 make it healthy and add extra charcoal for $4.99 1.0000 0.08704 12 12 0 0
4245 Signal problems again on the BBQ line, so I had to take this A train instead. 1.0000 0.08704 12 12 0 0
4246 No. You can't pay with your Metrocard. 1.0000 0.08006 13 13 0 0
4247 Sorry, if you're gittin' off at 52nd, it'll have to be medium rare. 1.0000 0.08704 12 12 0 0
4248 Sarah Huckabee Sanders gets on at Grand Central. 1.0000 0.08006 13 13 0 0
4249 I like the air conditioning. 1.0000 0.07412 14 14 0 0
4250 I am guessing this car does not have a smoke detector? 1.0000 0.08704 12 12 0 0
4251 Rare or well done? 1.0000 0.08006 13 13 0 0
4252 Don’t worry, I’ll be finished by the time we reach the next stop. 1.0000 0.08006 13 13 0 0
4253 I guess we both have a beef then. 1.0000 0.08006 13 13 0 0
4254 No, I am not the F train roach coach, I am the MTA's Meals on Wheels. 1.0000 0.08704 12 12 0 0
4255 Yes, I work for Subway. 1.0000 0.08704 12 12 0 0
4256 For a dollarnow, I’ll gladly give you a hamburger Tuesday. 1.0000 0.08704 12 12 0 0
4257 I didn’t know Subway served burgers 1.0000 0.08006 13 13 0 0
4258 Buy a burger and a drink or I'll start singing. 1.0000 0.08704 12 12 0 0
4259 Forget a chicken in every pot, here's your very own hot steamer courtesy of the White House." 1.0000 0.08006 13 13 0 0
4260 After neutralizing the acids with a bit of baking soda, I will be using the Neuralyzer on you. 1.0000 0.08704 12 12 0 0
4261 Please use the online order form. 1.0000 0.08006 13 13 0 0
4262 Can you believe it, they made me buy a MetroCard for the grill too! 1.0000 0.07412 14 14 0 0
4263 It's fourth of July somewhere. 1.0000 0.08704 12 12 0 0
4264 I know he's the 'Pizza' Rat, but would you want the same thing for every meal? 1.0000 0.08704 12 12 0 0
4265 My co-op doesn't permit it. 1.0000 0.08006 13 13 0 0
4266 I’m stuck in a rut. 1.0000 0.08704 12 12 0 0
4267 Once I discovered rats liked pizza, my supply chain was assured. 1.0000 0.08006 13 13 0 0
4268 WHAT DO YOU MEAN IT'S NOT FIT FOR A LOCAL 1.0000 0.07412 14 14 0 0
4269 Next stop, Grilloughby! 1.0000 0.08006 13 13 0 0
4270 What? It's not like this is the Quiet Car! 1.0000 0.08704 12 12 0 0
4271 Served rare only on The Underbrowned Railroad. 1.0000 0.06901 15 15 0 0
4272 Introducing Subways new chard burger 1.0000 0.08704 12 12 0 0
4273 Subterranean sprawl 1.0000 0.08006 13 13 0 0
4274 I'm training to grill. How am I doing? 1.0000 0.08006 13 13 0 0
4275 I don't have an app and I don't have a food truck and I don't take reservations, but I do have Poke in the cooler. 1.0000 0.08704 12 12 0 0
4276 Twice divorced 1.0000 0.08704 12 12 0 0
4277 When your boss is hungry and expects you to get him something right at that moment ... 1.0000 0.08704 12 12 0 0
4278 I've gone underground. 1.0000 0.08704 12 12 0 0
4279 Friday days off start on Thursday if you're in Congress. 1.0000 0.07412 14 14 0 0
4280 SUBWAY HEAT IS THE MOST NATURAL FOR BARBECUING. 1.0000 0.07412 14 14 0 0
4281 Don't harsh me, man, I'm Vape-Grilling! 1.0000 0.08704 12 12 0 0
4282 Absolutely nothing is as fresh as my grilled subway rat. 1.0000 0.08704 12 12 0 0
4283 You didn't opt out of the subway's food service benefit - here's my Venmo. 1.0000 0.08006 13 13 0 0
4284 Wish(subways)would make sandwiches like this 1.0000 0.08006 13 13 0 0
4285 That'll be $15 for the hot dog and $125 for the personal cooking lesson here at Chez Subwez 1.0000 0.08006 13 13 0 0
4286 ‘’Medium rare? Two stops away.’’ 1.0000 0.08006 13 13 0 0
4287 One more wheel on this bad boy and I would've needed a permit. 1.0000 0.08006 13 13 0 0
4288 The burger will be done when we arrive at 92nd st" 1.0000 0.08006 13 13 0 0
4289 What? You’ve never used a personal hotspot? 1.0000 0.07412 14 14 0 0
4290 I worked it out - its cheaper than giving cash to panhandlers. 1.0000 0.08006 13 13 0 0
4291 What?, It's part of my working vacation... 1.0000 0.08006 13 13 0 0
4292 Hey, this is a vegan only compartment! 1.0000 0.08704 12 12 0 0
4293 Where else would you make a sub sandwich? 1.0000 0.08006 13 13 0 0
4294 Please see how the engineer wants his done. 1.0000 0.08006 13 13 0 0
4295 Yeah, I got soy dogs, brother. My daughter’s ovo-lacto. 1.0000 0.08704 12 12 0 0
4296 It does bring a new meaning to Fast Food. 1.0000 0.08006 13 13 0 0
4297 Don’t judge, it’s just a Diet Coke ! 1.0000 0.07412 14 14 0 0
4298 Business has been tough since Blue Apron. 1.0000 0.08704 12 12 0 0
4299 I was kidding about the free app, bra. 1.0000 0.08006 13 13 0 0
4300 Another day on the subway 1.0000 0.08704 12 12 0 0
4301 Who said I am reporting you to the police? I am tweeting it. Can’t miss a chance to go viral. 1.0000 0.08006 13 13 0 0
4302 Menu today is Rat au Van or Pigeon au Tram. 1.0000 0.08704 12 12 0 0
4303 I’m living a subsistence lifestyle. 1.0000 0.08704 12 12 0 0
4304 You wanted your NYC Transit Budget Cut Special well done? 1.0000 0.08704 12 12 0 0
4305 During rush hour, this is the best spot in the city to see some fireworks. 1.0000 0.08704 12 12 0 0
4306 You can't find a hot dog anywhere in New York City. 1.0000 0.08704 12 12 0 0
4307 These are the new barbecue subs, sir 1.0000 0.08006 13 13 0 0
4308 I'm embracing the "Subway Eat Fresh" slogan 1.0000 0.08006 13 13 0 0
4309 Because they don't let you grill on Uber, that's why." 1.0000 0.08006 13 13 0 0
4310 Yeah, it's so hot in here you don't need briquettes 1.0000 0.08006 13 13 0 0
4311 TGIF! I like to get an early start on my weekend. 1.0000 0.08704 12 12 0 0
4312 Excuse me ladies and gentlemen, sorry to bother you, I'd like to talk to you about propane and propane accessories. 1.0000 0.08006 13 13 0 0
4313 Your safe. It's a Vapor BBQ. 1.0000 0.08006 13 13 0 0
4314 Of course, it’s rat. But it’s free range. 1.0000 0.08704 12 12 0 0
4315 Just because your meat is sub-par... 1.0000 0.07412 14 14 0 0
4316 And I suppose playing Candy Crush all the way from Manhattan to Forest Hills is just sooooo not very odd at all! 1.0000 0.08006 13 13 0 0
4317 Yep, a smokeless Vapo-Grill. You want that with some pink left in the middle? 1.0000 0.08006 13 13 0 0
4318 What do you mean this doesn't count as a staycation. 1.0000 0.08704 12 12 0 0
4319 I prefer charcoal to electric rail. 1.0000 0.08006 13 13 0 0
4320 Is this the A train? 1.0000 0.07412 14 14 0 0
4321 After the Jared debacle, Subway needed to a new direction....and, well, here I am.... 1.0000 0.08006 13 13 0 0
4322 Fast food for sale,anyone want a burger? 1.0000 0.08704 12 12 0 0
4323 Scoff if you will, but Bezos has a great track record! 1.0000 0.08704 12 12 0 0
4324 Please hold in your farts until I finish. 1.0000 0.08006 13 13 0 0
4325 This is my portable grill for mass transit short to medium length trips. You should see my home grill. It's barbe-mungus. 1.0000 0.08006 13 13 0 0
4326 I’m afraid you’re hallucinating, Mac. It’s a burger. Not filet mignon. 1.0000 0.08006 13 13 0 0
4327 This is the coal car.” Rebecca Powers, Birmingham, Mich 1.0000 0.07412 14 14 0 0
4328 Elections Matter! 1.0000 0.08704 12 12 0 0
4329 In 2 stops you’ll get it rare, 3 stops medium, 4 stops well-done. 1.0000 0.08704 12 12 0 0
4330 I kept hearing about burger-flippers making $15 an hour. Sounded like a good gig. 1.0000 0.08006 13 13 0 0
4331 That’s our cue, Barbie, to get off at the next stop. 1.0000 0.08006 13 13 0 0
4332 No, it's not filet mignon 1.0000 0.08704 12 12 0 0
4333 We're responding to the peoples' hunger for a better subway experience. 1.0000 0.07412 14 14 0 0
4334 It's a service grill. 1.0000 0.08006 13 13 0 0
4335 Care for a snack? 1.0000 0.08006 13 13 0 0
4336 Criticize me all you want -- at least this thing is really sizzling! 1.0000 0.07412 14 14 0 0
4337 didn't the sign say "cue" this way? 1.0000 0.07412 14 14 0 0
4338 Sorry, I don't do Subway stuff. 1.0000 0.07412 14 14 0 0
4339 Condiments at the next stop. Watch your step. 1.0000 0.08006 13 13 0 0
4340 The uptown train has fifty percent off all mattresses. 1.0000 0.08006 13 13 0 0
4341 Buddy, I don't use any sort of pay app on this line, only cash. 1.0000 0.08704 12 12 0 0
4342 I do really well when we are stuck in the tunnel for a breakdown or signal problem. 1.0000 0.08006 13 13 0 0
4343 You can’t smoke anywhere these days. 1.0000 0.08704 12 12 0 0
4344 Does that burger come with a COla 1.0000 0.08006 13 13 0 0
4345 do you want me to roast your phone or do you have an app that gives you smocked news? 1.0000 0.07412 14 14 0 0
4346 Hey, I bet you wanna take a selfie with "The Subway Grill-man." 1.0000 0.08006 13 13 0 0
4347 For New York City, this is medium rare. 1.0000 0.07412 14 14 0 0
4348 It's based on the book, "The 'Grill"'on the Train! 1.0000 0.06901 15 15 0 0
4349 Well I like fast food! 1.0000 0.08704 12 12 0 0
4350 Do you want it well done or delayed? 1.0000 0.08006 13 13 0 0
4351 Who am I? I'm the burgermeister, you fool! 1.0000 0.07412 14 14 0 0
4352 Could we have a doggie bag? We're getting off at 72nd Street. 1.0000 0.06901 15 15 0 0
4353 trust me, this is going to be way tastier than that latest twitter drama 1.0000 0.08006 13 13 0 0
4354 The food truck scene was getting a little competitive, so I thought I'd try something new. 1.0000 0.08006 13 13 0 0
4355 Oh is this the B/Q line? I thought it was the BBQ 1.0000 0.08704 12 12 0 0
4356 Next car over is playing charades. 1.0000 0.08006 13 13 0 0
4357 Locally grown,track fed. 1.0000 0.08006 13 13 0 0
4358 Welcome to the IRT...Independent Restaurant Train." ​ 1.0000 0.08006 13 13 0 0
4359 its a sub way slider 1.0000 0.08006 13 13 0 0
4360 #Can'tStopforLunch 1.0000 0.08704 12 12 0 0
4361 I’m taking the B to the B to the Q. 1.0000 0.08704 12 12 0 0
4362 It's important to find ways to enjoy your commute 1.0000 0.08704 12 12 0 0
4363 What's this have to do with Cynthia Nixon? 1.0000 0.08704 12 12 0 0
4364 Oh boy, not good. I’m getting this strange ‘I’d prefer sushi’ vibe from you two.” 1.0000 0.08704 12 12 0 0
4365 I'm trying to get a jump on McDonald's. 1.0000 0.08006 13 13 0 0
4366 I know what you're thinking: what's the S stand for? 1.0000 0.07412 14 14 0 0
4367 We only use 100% free-range, subway-raised meats. 1.0000 0.08006 13 13 0 0
4368 I still can’t think of a name for my franchised sandwich shops 1.0000 0.07412 14 14 0 0
4369 Eyes up....got your attention, huh? 1.0000 0.08006 13 13 0 0
4370 Remember when they used to have straps? 1.0000 0.08006 13 13 0 0
4371 I always get a little hungry on the ride home. 1.0000 0.08704 12 12 0 0
4372 Medium rare for your raised fare? 1.0000 0.08006 13 13 0 0
4373 Grilling down here saves on charcoal. 1.0000 0.08704 12 12 0 0
4374 Normally I'd say medium, but these days I'm going for burnt to a crisp... 1.0000 0.08704 12 12 0 0
4375 Jamaican patty with Red Stripe. Ride the Sea Beach for my grilled trout. 1.0000 0.07412 14 14 0 0
4376 I don't tailgate on buses anymore, the smell is too strong. 1.0000 0.08704 12 12 0 0
4377 I discovered there's more people down here. Guess nobody minds the smell. 1.0000 0.08006 13 13 0 0
4378 Grilling is more joyful than e-mail. 1.0000 0.07412 14 14 0 0
4379 How Much? 1.0000 0.08006 13 13 0 0
4380 Medium-Rare is, like, 4 stops. 1.0000 0.08704 12 12 0 0
4381 Oh dear i’m seeing tiled floors in subways again 1.0000 0.08006 13 13 0 0
4382 Are you sure it’s not rat? 1.0000 0.08006 13 13 0 0
4383 Whatsa matta, you never saw a guy relax on his way home from work before?? 1.0000 0.08704 12 12 0 0
4384 SUB-ER EATS 1.0000 0.08006 13 13 0 0
4385 Care to elaborate on your objection to my burnt offerings on video? 1.0000 0.08704 12 12 0 0
4386 Any chance you have an app that can tell me if this will be done by Times Square? 1.0000 0.08006 13 13 0 0
4387 They're all well-done. Health code, you know... 1.0000 0.08006 13 13 0 0
4388 Are you vegetarians? 1.0000 0.08704 12 12 0 0
4389 When I’m feeling stressed, I put down the phone and fire up a ribeye. 1.0000 0.08006 13 13 0 0
4390 I'm getting all of my leisure out of the way so I can get some work done this weekend. 1.0000 0.07412 14 14 0 0
4391 Feast your eyes on east-bounders surprise. 1.0000 0.08006 13 13 0 0
4392 I said MEDIUM RARE! 1.0000 0.08704 12 12 0 0
4393 Get used to it buddy, coal is back! 1.0000 0.08006 13 13 0 0
4394 Foreman patented the electric app. 1.0000 0.08704 12 12 0 0
4395 I can give you a discount if you’re going to the opera. 1.0000 0.08704 12 12 0 0
4396 It’s not a rat, is called a subway steak. Would you like your cooked? 1.0000 0.08704 12 12 0 0
4397 It's my way of creating a healthy work-life balance. 1.0000 0.08704 12 12 0 0
4398 Excuse me sir...is your rodent Grass Feed and Organic? 1.0000 0.08006 13 13 0 0
4399 "HashtagMysteryMeat" 1.0000 0.08704 12 12 0 0
4400 Could you watch this while I get another beer from the cooler? 1.0000 0.08006 13 13 0 0
4401 Ah .. yeah your right. It IS or was Trump steak ... I brought the whole business for a peanuts ... and I ain’t gonna pay him! 1.0000 0.08704 12 12 0 0
4402 You callin’ the slow cooker police? Next time take the Express train. 1.0000 0.08704 12 12 0 0
4403 Its cheaper than having Verizon install the hot line. 1.0000 0.08006 13 13 0 0
4404 Whaddya lookin' at...? I'm 'queuing for the subway! 1.0000 0.08704 12 12 0 0
4405 Do you have a permit for that? 1.0000 0.08006 13 13 0 0
4406 I find I’m too busy working by the pool on weekends. 1.0000 0.08704 12 12 0 0
4407 We have a four and a half star rating on Yelp. 1.0000 0.08704 12 12 0 0
4408 Rareafriedair 1.0000 0.07412 14 14 0 0
4409 Oh, for this you look up..! 1.0000 0.08006 13 13 0 0
4410 The guy around the corner gets a higher rating. . 1.0000 0.08006 13 13 0 0
4411 Try one! Don't worry she'll call the cops on us! We're white. 1.0000 0.08704 12 12 0 0
4412 Don’t worry, I have a permit. 1.0000 0.08704 12 12 0 0
4413 ONLY I CAN DO IT! 1.0000 0.08006 13 13 0 0
4414 Don't worry, we've got full EPA approvals. 1.0000 0.08704 12 12 0 0
4415 See anything you like on the menu? 1.0000 0.08006 13 13 0 0
4416 This is a Weber and there is an online coupon. 1.0000 0.08006 13 13 0 0
4417 Was your barbecue cancelled? 1.0000 0.08006 13 13 0 0
4418 My doctor said my pelvis couldn't take any more manspreading, so I had to find a way to be a fucking jerk, soyboy. 1.0000 0.08704 12 12 0 0
4419 Sorry about the smoke, Sir. Did you say well done? 1.0000 0.08006 13 13 0 0
4420 So, that's two vegan burgers, both with fresh avocado slices drizzled in organic mustard, ...one with a gluten-free bun, the other wrapped in butterhead lettuce. And the papaya salad on the side. For here or to go? 1.0000 0.08006 13 13 0 0
4421 Ha ha. Made you look. 1.0000 0.08704 12 12 0 0
4422 You must want the Express Service. 1.0000 0.08704 12 12 0 0
4423 The next stop is mine. Can I interest you in a barbecue? 1.0000 0.08006 13 13 0 0
4424 I says lamb burgers - Ewe gotta be kiddin'me 1.0000 0.07412 14 14 0 0
4425 This is the BMT? I thought it was the BBQ! 1.0000 0.06063 17 17 0 0
4426 It should be well down by 72nd Street. 1.0000 0.08006 13 13 0 0
4427 You the one who ordered a quarter-pounder take out? 1.0000 0.08006 13 13 0 0
4428 Gosh, you mean it stands for the Bronx/Brooklyn/Queens line? 1.0000 0.08704 12 12 0 0
4429 Either of you calling Becky? 1.0000 0.08006 13 13 0 0
4430 I used to bring a fresh box of donuts to work, but the boss is on a high protein diet. 1.0000 0.08006 13 13 0 0
4431 you need your own rolls 1.0000 0.08704 12 12 0 0
4432 I finally figured out a way to get your nose out of that phone. 1.0000 0.08006 13 13 0 0
4433 This is the freshest subway rat you'll find anywhere on the city 1.0000 0.08704 12 12 0 0
4434 My motto is 'Have food, will travel'! 1.0000 0.08704 12 12 0 0
4435 Ratburger? 1.0000 0.08704 12 12 0 0
4436 What? Haven’t you ever decided to take a long weekend? 1.0000 0.08704 12 12 0 0
4437 This is the "Q" train, right? 1.0000 0.08006 13 13 0 0
4438 How do you like it? Fulton Street? Jay Street? Or Far Rockaway? 1.0000 0.08006 13 13 0 0
4439 Hey buddy, would you google ‘how to know when your grilled burger is done’ ? 1.0000 0.08006 13 13 0 0
4440 gee, no one's ever looked up from their phones before. what's your vote for a burger, no bun? the eyes have it 1.0000 0.08006 13 13 0 0
4441 It's medium to rare when I grill on the train." 1.0000 0.08006 13 13 0 0
4442 As a finishing touch, would you like it seared on the third rail? 1.0000 0.08704 12 12 0 0
4443 I call it Uber Q 1.0000 0.08704 12 12 0 0
4444 I can't afford advertising, I go direct. 1.0000 0.06901 15 15 0 0
4445 You want to see my new barbecue app? 1.0000 0.08006 13 13 0 0
4446 It's my commuter grill. 1.0000 0.08704 12 12 0 0
4447 I'm just tryin' to help America grate again! 1.0000 0.08006 13 13 0 0
4448 The air is better in here- burger anyone? 1.0000 0.08704 12 12 0 0
4449 No more stupid comments; you have been "d-trained" and are now in the hot seats! 1.0000 0.08704 12 12 0 0
4450 which station should we tag you at? 1.0000 0.08704 12 12 0 0
4451 Compared to the commute by car, riding the train into the city is a picnic. 1.0000 0.08704 12 12 0 0
4452 Rare to 14th Street. Well done to the Bronx. 1.0000 0.08006 13 13 0 0
4453 It’s the best part of a staycation, while traveling. 1.0000 0.08006 13 13 0 0
4454 42nd Street will be well done. By the time we get to Wall Street, it'll be completely burned. 1.0000 0.08006 13 13 0 0
4455 Oh! So that's what they've always meant by "burner phones"! 1.0000 0.08704 12 12 0 0
4456 Just moved to the City from Yonkers. So what?" 1.0000 0.08006 13 13 0 0
4457 Lemme guess...Vegetarians? 1.0000 0.08006 13 13 0 0
4458 We make deserts for delivery: roasted Apple a-la mode. I’ll add a scoop when we stop. 1.0000 0.07412 14 14 0 0
4459 Yeah, BBQ oxtail in this part of Brooklyn. Wait 'til we get to Queens. That's when I serve Thai chicken. 1.0000 0.06901 15 15 0 0
4460 Are you sure you should be drinking and grilling? 1.0000 0.08006 13 13 0 0
4461 Ubergrill.com 1.0000 0.08704 12 12 0 0
4462 That's not the type of grill allowed on the BART? 1.0000 0.08006 13 13 0 0
4463 Two stops for rare, five for medium, end of the line for well done 1.0000 0.08006 13 13 0 0
4464 Don't tell me you actually liked that mime. 1.0000 0.07412 14 14 0 0
4465 How do you want your phone done? 1.0000 0.08006 13 13 0 0
4466 What were you expecting, a sub? 1.0000 0.07412 14 14 0 0
4467 Does it look like I have a menu?_ Look pall, you'll eat what I give ya. 1.0000 0.08704 12 12 0 0
4468 I used to have a food truck but the competition was too much. 1.0000 0.08006 13 13 0 0
4469 Have a hot underground special. 1.0000 0.08704 12 12 0 0
4470 It's safe. It's a teeny, mini, micro,wienie. 1.0000 0.08006 13 13 0 0
4471 Really fresh. And we add a special MTA salsa to our rata. 1.0000 0.08006 13 13 0 0
4472 It's the only safe place to grill without someone calling 911! 1.0000 0.07412 14 14 0 0
4473 Chuck? 1.0000 0.08704 12 12 0 0
4474 I bet you wish you were home right now. 1.0000 0.08006 13 13 0 0
4475 I'll text you when it's ready. 1.0000 0.08704 12 12 0 0
4476 It doesn't taste as good when you use the app. 1.0000 0.08006 13 13 0 0
4477 I know exactly what you're thinking, and the answer is "Yes." All of our meat is strictly kosher. 1.0000 0.08704 12 12 0 0
4478 Yeah, it is a thing: Pop Up Burners. I can do yours well done or just toasted? 1.0000 0.08006 13 13 0 0
4479 I teached boogers how to talk. 1.0000 0.08704 12 12 0 0
4480 This griddle is a REAL Elastigirl. Imagine all the smacking, flipping, and rubbing down you can do with your burgers! Tell them Anthony Lane sent ya! 1.0000 0.08006 13 13 0 0
4481 You like rat? 1.0000 0.08704 12 12 0 0
4482 Oh...Midtown train. I thought you said the Midwest train. 1.0000 0.08006 13 13 0 0
4483 Why do you think it has wheels? Nobody cooks for me at home, after all. 1.0000 0.08704 12 12 0 0
4484 What?! I like a fresh-cooked burger! 1.0000 0.08704 12 12 0 0
4485 Pizza rat was upgraded to BBQ rat 1.0000 0.08006 13 13 0 0
4486 If you want a BLT who need to take the IRT, this is the BMT. 1.0000 0.08704 12 12 0 0
4487 With my commute, I need to begin the weekend as soon as possible. 1.0000 0.08704 12 12 0 0
4488 What? You’ve never seen someone eat their dinner on the train before? 1.0000 0.08006 13 13 0 0
4489 Did you say catch of the day was rodentia? 1.0000 0.07412 14 14 0 0
4490 I don't sing. I don't play an instrument. But I make a great burger. 1.0000 0.07412 14 14 0 0
4491 You can cook it, but you can't eat it. 1.0000 0.08704 12 12 0 0
4492 Hey who wants some vegan ham? 1.0000 0.08704 12 12 0 0
4493 You’ve never tasted subway rat in beer barbecue sauce? 1.0000 0.07412 14 14 0 0
4494 And when would you like breakfast? 1.0000 0.08006 13 13 0 0
4495 If you want it well done you can’t get off before Wall St. 1.0000 0.08006 13 13 0 0
4496 What are you lookin’ at? Haven’t you ever felt like you were bbq’ing on the subway? 1.0000 0.08006 13 13 0 0
4497 Welcome to my new pop-up. 1.0000 0.08704 12 12 0 0
4498 Everyone says, 'Make your commuting time as productive as possible.' 1.0000 0.06901 15 15 0 0
4499 It's a new PSA we call "Dare you to put your feet on the seats". 1.0000 0.08006 13 13 0 0
4500 It's the new I heart NY summer staycation initiative! 1.0000 0.08006 13 13 0 0
4501 Note: I just received my June 25 issue today, which is very late. Please consider this caption for that issue: “Yes sir, this one comes with free altercations.” 1.0000 0.08704 12 12 0 0
4502 Didn't have time to have breakfast at home 1.0000 0.08704 12 12 0 0
4503 Train to the Flame 1.0000 0.08704 12 12 0 0
4504 What? My co-op doesn't allow grills. 1.0000 0.08704 12 12 0 0
4505 The wife insists I don’t give up the suburbs. 1.0000 0.08704 12 12 0 0
4506 I call it from train to table. How do you like your gum wad? 1.0000 0.08006 13 13 0 0
4507 My guitar needs the strings replaced sooo…….. 1.0000 0.08704 12 12 0 0
4508 Fresh rat burger? 1.0000 0.08006 13 13 0 0
4509 What? It’s the only real estate I can afford. 1.0000 0.08704 12 12 0 0
4510 Hey! Stop looking at my grill, pervert. 1.0000 0.08006 13 13 0 0
4511 It's called HotFood.2.U - you should see the soufflé guy. 1.0000 0.08006 13 13 0 0
4512 Home Depot's demo guy is taking it on the road this summer. If only they paid the wages necessary to afford a truck. 1.0000 0.07412 14 14 0 0
4513 Locally sourced, locally grown, and I only serve on the local train. 1.0000 0.08704 12 12 0 0
4514 Don't worry, it's an E-grill. Just water vapor bro. 1.0000 0.08006 13 13 0 0
4515 Is there an app for that? 1.0000 0.08006 13 13 0 0
4516 It makes the trip from work seem faster and I make a few bucks. 1.0000 0.08704 12 12 0 0
4517 It's beyond food trucks...underground barbecue is the real off-grid movement. 1.0000 0.08704 12 12 0 0
4518 Could one of you look up a good sauce recipe for my burger? 1.0000 0.08704 12 12 0 0
4519 I used to be Head of Micro-Mini Economics on the Cabinet's transitioning team. Before that, I styled his Lordship's hair. But I'm surreptitiously writing a 'no holds barred' book... 1.0000 0.08006 13 13 0 0
4520 I'm an independent Amazon agent. 1.0000 0.07412 14 14 0 0
4521 Would it kill you to put your phones down long enough to have dinner? 1.0000 0.08006 13 13 0 0
4522 I served this last night to Mayor de Blasio and he ordered again for tomorrow on the 6:15 1.0000 0.08704 12 12 0 0
4523 They didn’t like it when I brought my violin 1.0000 0.08006 13 13 0 0
4524 If you get a rat, make road kill cuisine. 1.0000 0.08006 13 13 0 0
4525 I’m making the best of my staycation. 1.0000 0.08704 12 12 0 0
4526 I had to give the rest of them up to get past security. 1.0000 0.08006 13 13 0 0
4527 Mom told me to work at subway 1.0000 0.08006 13 13 0 0
4528 Looks Photoshopped to me! 1.0000 0.08704 12 12 0 0
4529 No thanks; I'm trying to avoid red meat. I was thinking of a Subway sub. 1.0000 0.08006 13 13 0 0
4530 Would you mind lowering your music please. 1.0000 0.08006 13 13 0 0
4531 My only choice is to make the most of these long commutes. 1.0000 0.08704 12 12 0 0
4532 It's my new longer burning and hotter briquette. Beer is extra. 1.0000 0.08704 12 12 0 0
4533 Mind using your earphones? 1.0000 0.07412 14 14 0 0
4534 Who ordered a sub sandwich to go? 1.0000 0.08704 12 12 0 0
4535 Do you mind? Just trying to blow off some steam after a long day. 1.0000 0.08704 12 12 0 0
4536 You try tailgating with no car and a series of uncooperative Uber drivers. See where it gets you. 1.0000 0.08704 12 12 0 0
4537 It’s like a food truck, but smaller, more portable, and more subway compatible. 1.0000 0.08704 12 12 0 0
4538 Waddayamean ya never heard of a pop-up-backyard-Bar-B-Q-in-your-subway-car? 1.0000 0.08704 12 12 0 0
4539 So when did they start the summer cafe car service? 1.0000 0.08704 12 12 0 0
4540 They ran out of styrofoam 1.0000 0.08006 13 13 0 0
4541 I decided to downsize my food truck 1.0000 0.08704 12 12 0 0
4542 Medium well? This is an express. Better take the local 1.0000 0.08006 13 13 0 0
4543 Can you help me out here?​ Amazon.com. Charcoal Briquettes​. Amazon's Choice. Username ChooChooChef. Password 555Grill. 1-click. Thanks! 1.0000 0.08006 13 13 0 0
4544 I used to have a food truck but this is much more personal, it has seating and I don't have to clean up. I just move to a new car 1.0000 0.08006 13 13 0 0
4545 So, until my truck is fixed, this is how I tailgate! 1.0000 0.08006 13 13 0 0
4546 Vote for me as favorite subway busker. 1.0000 0.07412 14 14 0 0
4547 I'm an allegory for the books you cooked. 1.0000 0.08006 13 13 0 0
4548 i think i may be on the wrong train 1.0000 0.08006 13 13 0 0
4549 No, both spellings are ‘technically’ correct. 1.0000 0.08006 13 13 0 0
4550 I have a hard time letting go of the weekends on Mondays. 1.0000 0.08006 13 13 0 0
4551 This is part of deBlasio 's gentrification program. He's putting a bbq bar in every car. 1.0000 0.08704 12 12 0 0
4552 You lookin' at my burger?! 1.0000 0.08704 12 12 0 0
4553 I don't have a backyard 1.0000 0.08704 12 12 0 0
4554 Take the B to Grant, then B again to 34th, switch to Q. 1.0000 0.08704 12 12 0 0
4555 Oh, don't mind me, I just got a little hungry on my way to the barbecue 1.0000 0.07412 14 14 0 0
4556 The temperature on the subway is just right with that flame. 1.0000 0.07412 14 14 0 0
4557 Murica! 1.0000 0.08006 13 13 0 0
4558 Metro? Oh. I thought this was the Meatro. 1.0000 0.08006 13 13 0 0
4559 Got any spare buns? 1.0000 0.08704 12 12 0 0
4560 Who sez you can't Q on the A train? 1.0000 0.08006 13 13 0 0
4561 Locally-sourced, grain-fed subway rat. Want one? 1.0000 0.08006 13 13 0 0
4562 Finding a place to die is an important thing to do, and I’ve decided here is the place for me. 1.0000 0.08006 13 13 0 0
4563 No Ratatouille. I thought you said Rat and Pepsi. 1.0000 0.08006 13 13 0 0
4564 Fresh rail-kill at every stop. Like to try some? 1.0000 0.08704 12 12 0 0
4565 I couldn't afford my own food truck. 1.0000 0.08704 12 12 0 0
4566 It’ll be medium rare at 3rd and Lexington. 1.0000 0.08704 12 12 0 0
4567 Sorry, no smoking. 1.0000 0.08704 12 12 0 0
4568 It’s too hot to grill outside! 1.0000 0.08704 12 12 0 0
4569 War and Peace, First Edition. Benny an Eight Ball. 1.0000 0.08704 12 12 0 0
4570 Hey told me the beaches were infested with dangerous, alien gangs. 1.0000 0.08704 12 12 0 0
4571 Thank you ladies and gentlemen. I accept donations. 1.0000 0.08704 12 12 0 0
4572 I know you are good at ignoring. How about it this time? 1.0000 0.08704 12 12 0 0
4573 It's my way of rising above my station. 1.0000 0.08006 13 13 0 0
4574 This is the city's strategy for solving the rat problem in the subway. 1.0000 0.08704 12 12 0 0
4575 How do you like your burgers? 1.0000 0.08006 13 13 0 0
4576 It's either it or your brain. 1.0000 0.08006 13 13 0 0
4577 Grade is currently experiencing delays. 1.0000 0.08006 13 13 0 0
4578 Your order will be ready by the Grand Central stop. 1.0000 0.08006 13 13 0 0
4579 Those seats are reserved for condiments. 1.0000 0.08704 12 12 0 0
4580 Don't worry, these new e-grills only produce vapor." 1.0000 0.08704 12 12 0 0
4581 It helps me extend my weekends. 1.0000 0.08006 13 13 0 0
4582 Thanks, but no cash — I switched to the Buskrr app. 1.0000 0.08006 13 13 0 0
4583 I'm grilling on the subway. 1.0000 0.08704 12 12 0 0
4584 No need to order online 1.0000 0.08704 12 12 0 0
4585 hey. People on the subway get hungry too. 1.0000 0.08006 13 13 0 0
4586 I'm dealing with proof of concept issues and then it's on to Shark Tank. 1.0000 0.08704 12 12 0 0
4587 It's not Pizza Rat, if that's what you're thinking. 1.0000 0.08704 12 12 0 0
4588 Don't worry; the rat meat is local. 1.0000 0.08006 13 13 0 0
4589 Didn’t you hear about the enhanced ‘Q? 1.0000 0.08006 13 13 0 0
4590 What? You'd rather smell urine? 1.0000 0.08704 12 12 0 0
4591 Sorry, but I don't have any Kummelweck rolls. 1.0000 0.08704 12 12 0 0
4592 I work with IHOB. 1.0000 0.08704 12 12 0 0
4593 I'm white. I can barbeque anywhere. 1.0000 0.08704 12 12 0 0
4594 No, ironically, I don't do a subway sandwich. 1.0000 0.08704 12 12 0 0
4595 My therapist told me to relax more when I travel. 1.0000 0.08704 12 12 0 0
4596 Being on a screen the whole time is inconsiderate to the other passengers. 1.0000 0.07412 14 14 0 0
4597 They call it iGrill. 1.0000 0.08704 12 12 0 0
4598 What makes you think I would have beer in this can of soda? 1.0000 0.07412 14 14 0 0
4599 What, you've never seen someone barbecue before? 1.0000 0.08006 13 13 0 0
4600 Your first time at Subway? 1.0000 0.08006 13 13 0 0
4601 I call it meals on wheels on wheels 1.0000 0.03175 32 32 0 0
4602 At the game this costs $20. 1.0000 0.08704 12 12 0 0
4603 I'm on the fast-track to owning my own grill. 1.0000 0.08704 12 12 0 0
4604 It's all part of the Subway Authority's program to eliminate the stench. 1.0000 0.08006 13 13 0 0
4605 Could you call my friends and tell them I'm on my way? 1.0000 0.08006 13 13 0 0
4606 Wife hates the fumes. 1.0000 0.07412 14 14 0 0
4607 Club car?!!! 1.0000 0.08006 13 13 0 0
4608 Raw or well done, sir? 1.0000 0.08704 12 12 0 0
4609 Did you bring the coleslaw? 1.0000 0.08006 13 13 0 0
4610 I booked this on Air bnb! 1.0000 0.08006 13 13 0 0
4611 Try it, all organic - everything is fresh tunnelkill. 1.0000 0.08704 12 12 0 0
4612 I'm more of a half windsor man myself but hey, you do you 1.0000 0.07412 14 14 0 0
4613 At least I'm not manspreading. 1.0000 0.08006 13 13 0 0
4614 Can you spare a soupçon of demi-glace for a vet? 1.0000 0.08006 13 13 0 0
4615 You know the slogan, "Subway, Eat Fresh." 1.0000 0.08704 12 12 0 0
4616 Thanks for bringing the secret sauce. 1.0000 0.07412 14 14 0 0
4617 It's the MTA's new train-branding scheme. This is the barbe-Q train. Then there's weightlifting on the barb-L train, and the 1-2-3 lines feature public restrooms. 1.0000 0.08704 12 12 0 0
4618 No one's gonna tell me not to eat on the subway 1.0000 0.08704 12 12 0 0
4619 I don't have the app for that. 1.0000 0.08704 12 12 0 0
4620 Well, “Mr. Wall Street,” if you don’t think this city has serious backyardlessness problem, think again. 1.0000 0.08704 12 12 0 0
4621 Do you want your burger express or local?" 1.0000 0.08006 13 13 0 0
4622 I take the subway to the game now, but I still tailgate. 1.0000 0.07412 14 14 0 0
4623 How would you like your rat? 1.0000 0.08704 12 12 0 0
4624 I’d like mine well done if you can manage it by 42nd Street. 1.0000 0.08006 13 13 0 0
4625 ‘Indoor pollution’? There’s no such thing – president Trump banned the word ‘pollution.’ Want me to call a cop? 1.0000 0.08006 13 13 0 0
4626 If you want well done, ride the local. 1.0000 0.08704 12 12 0 0
4627 The daily fine for train-grilling costs much less than a food truck permit, plus I have a more captive market, so there's that. 1.0000 0.08006 13 13 0 0
4628 What? You're already wearing a charcoal suit. 1.0000 0.08006 13 13 0 0
4629 Yeah we need buns, but I couldn’t waste a burger. 1.0000 0.08006 13 13 0 0
4630 The beef is tariff-free. 1.0000 0.08006 13 13 0 0
4631 Next stop: tenderloin district 1.0000 0.08006 13 13 0 0
4632 Excuse me but the sign says “No Smoking “. 1.0000 0.08006 13 13 0 0
4633 Take your time. I go all the way to Coney Island. 1.0000 0.06901 15 15 0 0
4634 The neighbors say it's too smokey. 1.0000 0.08006 13 13 0 0
4635 Dude, I'm white, already. I can BBQ where I see fit. 1.0000 0.08704 12 12 0 0
4636 Sorry, everyone in Washington serves themselves." 1.0000 0.08704 12 12 0 0
4637 I got tired of just bringing home the bacon. 1.0000 0.08704 12 12 0 0
4638 Rare. 1.0000 0.07412 14 14 0 0
4639 Make it medium no extras, we get off at the next stop. 1.0000 0.08704 12 12 0 0
4640 If you ride to Inwood you can have a taste. 1.0000 0.08006 13 13 0 0
4641 Do you know if I have to transfer for Scarsdale? 1.0000 0.08704 12 12 0 0
4642 Of course, you're not allowed to eat it on the train 1.0000 0.08704 12 12 0 0
4643 I got a selfie stick and my phone got hot, so I figured just go with it. 1.0000 0.08704 12 12 0 0
4644 Hello everyone, sorry to disturb your ride. My name is Jacque St. Benet, I recently lost the lease on the restaurant my family's owned for 56 years due to an exorbitant rate increase. If you can contribute any gourmet ingredients, spices, seasoning.. 1.0000 0.08704 12 12 0 0
4645 Grilling is the third rail of cuisine! 1.0000 0.08704 12 12 0 0
4646 Food prep permit ?? What food prep permit?? 1.0000 0.08006 13 13 0 0
4647 Sorry, I have to keep it on until at least 79th 1.0000 0.08006 13 13 0 0
4648 My wife likes to eat as soon as I get home. 1.0000 0.08006 13 13 0 0
4649 You'll have it before 57th Street. Do you want ketchup or mayonnaise? 1.0000 0.08006 13 13 0 0
4650 You can place an order through my app, if you’d like. 1.0000 0.08006 13 13 0 0
4651 Next stop, it is medium cooked 1.0000 0.08006 13 13 0 0
4652 Besides, the food truck market is over-saturated.” 1.0000 0.07412 14 14 0 0
4653 I prefer it to the Jerk Chicken pop-up on the Jamaica line. 1.0000 0.08006 13 13 0 0
4654 I'm saving a ton of money bringing my lunch to work. 1.0000 0.08006 13 13 0 0
4655 Taking the 4 train to work on a Sunday 1.0000 0.08006 13 13 0 0
4656 The meat is locally-sourced, free-range and pizza-grazed. 1.0000 0.08006 13 13 0 0
4657 There are many ways to kill a rat. 1.0000 0.08704 12 12 0 0
4658 It's all locally sourced: from swill to grill. 1.0000 0.08704 12 12 0 0
4659 While I'm at it, want to buy some water? 1.0000 0.08704 12 12 0 0
4660 I'm starting a new business. It's called 'B-Uber-Que'. 1.0000 0.08704 12 12 0 0
4661 What? The subway smells better this way. 1.0000 0.08006 13 13 0 0
4662 Oh, so this is strange but that shirtless guy drinking gravy was fine? 1.0000 0.08006 13 13 0 0
4663 Hey, it beats tailgating at Citi Field.... 1.0000 0.08704 12 12 0 0
4664 Don't look at me like that. I doubt that this is the most disturbing way you've seen another man handle his meat on a New York subway. 1.0000 0.08704 12 12 0 0
4665 Why are you looking at me like I’m crazy? I’m just frying hamburgers. You folks are frying your own eyes. 1.0000 0.08704 12 12 0 0
4666 Do you have hotdogs as well? 1.0000 0.08006 13 13 0 0
4667 New York City, am I right? 1.0000 0.08704 12 12 0 0
4668 The retinal display on this thing is unreal. 1.0000 0.08704 12 12 0 0
4669 I finally understand LGBBQ. 1.0000 0.07412 14 14 0 0
4670 Mind if I smoke in here? 1.0000 0.07412 14 14 0 0
4671 My permit is valid only on Tuesdays. 1.0000 0.08006 13 13 0 0
4672 One order to go, coming right up. 1.0000 0.08704 12 12 0 0
4673 Sorry, but my yard is a mess. 1.0000 0.08006 13 13 0 0
4674 Do you have any spare cheese? 1.0000 0.08006 13 13 0 0
4675 Haven't you heard. There's no more tailgating at CitiField. 1.0000 0.08006 13 13 0 0
4676 Yes, the app is "wienie cookIN." 1.0000 0.08006 13 13 0 0
4677 Salmon. Specialty of the Sole Train. 1.0000 0.08006 13 13 0 0
4678 Whoa there people! Them phones been known to catch fire. 1.0000 0.08704 12 12 0 0
4679 Spare some ribs? 1.0000 0.08704 12 12 0 0
4680 Do you want any cheese with the Subway Rat burger? 1.0000 0.06455 16 16 0 0
4681 Sorry. It’s too late to make a reservation. 1.0000 0.08006 13 13 0 0
4682 I'm bringing the sizzle back to our relationship. 1.0000 0.07412 14 14 0 0
4683 There aren't any rules against grill handling. 1.0000 0.07412 14 14 0 0
4684 You've never heard of the BBQ line? 1.0000 0.08006 13 13 0 0
4685 This is the post-truth era. What are you guys doing here? 1.0000 0.08704 12 12 0 0
4686 It's our anniversary. We met on this train! 30 years ago. 1.0000 0.08704 12 12 0 0
4687 Can I offer you a steak in my company? 1.0000 0.08006 13 13 0 0
4688 They have to do something about those rats. 1.0000 0.08704 12 12 0 0
4689 It's as close to Flatiron as I'll ever get 1.0000 0.08006 13 13 0 0
4690 Didn't think you find a dining car on the Q, did ya? 1.0000 0.08704 12 12 0 0
4691 You have to download the MTABurger app to order. 1.0000 0.08006 13 13 0 0
4692 The 800 lb griller is on the B train. 1.0000 0.07412 14 14 0 0
4693 It inhibits subway stench! 1.0000 0.08006 13 13 0 0
4694 Sorry, no BBQ service today. 1.0000 0.08006 13 13 0 0
4695 I always eat a block of charcoal on my way to work. 1.0000 0.08006 13 13 0 0
4696 I hate having to bring work home with me. 1.0000 0.08006 13 13 0 0
4697 Tonight’s tasting menu features locally sourced rat tatare for two. 1.0000 0.08704 12 12 0 0
4698 The subway odors enhance your dining experience. 1.0000 0.08704 12 12 0 0
4699 It's a hot new app, for your smartphone. 1.0000 0.08006 13 13 0 0
4700 - Hello ! Broken smartphone ? - Yes... Are you a mentalist ? 1.0000 0.08006 13 13 0 0
4701 What are YOU lookin' at?! Stephen West, Laurel Maryland, 301 725 9378 markellorhighwater@gmail.com 1.0000 0.08704 12 12 0 0
4702 I like a hot lunch 1.0000 0.08704 12 12 0 0
4703 I think the "pop ups" trend is going too far. 1.0000 0.08704 12 12 0 0
4704 You know what they say in suburbia, "the subway is the new patio". 1.0000 0.08006 13 13 0 0
4705 B-to-Q? 34th Street Herald Square 1.0000 0.08704 12 12 0 0
4706 Since dropping out of the rat race of Wall Street, I have found my inner Zen by enjoying a nice barbeque and beer while watching others rushing off to work. 1.0000 0.08704 12 12 0 0
4707 It takes up less space than I would like but at least it smells like fish. 1.0000 0.08704 12 12 0 0
4708 It's an express meal. 1.0000 0.08704 12 12 0 0
4709 Isn't this the Q? 1.0000 0.08006 13 13 0 0
4710 I understand that this is the car for wheeled apparatus. 1.0000 0.08006 13 13 0 0
4711 It's new – express cremation services while you ride. 1.0000 0.08704 12 12 0 0
4712 Don't worry, it's a burner. 1.0000 0.08704 12 12 0 0
4713 You say Bachelors, I say Barbecue. 1.0000 0.08704 12 12 0 0
4714 Ahh working on the 4th man, brutal. 1.0000 0.08006 13 13 0 0
4715 W e are servicing everyone that has a cell phone on this train." 1.0000 0.08006 13 13 0 0
4716 So, you were expecting a sub sandwich? Too cliche, for P. C. Vey. 1.0000 0.08006 13 13 0 0
4717 For GOP members this is the last resort to get a bite to eat. 1.0000 0.08704 12 12 0 0
4718 No charge, I'm with the rodent reduction program. 1.0000 0.08006 13 13 0 0
4719 Sorry, but I am going to have to ask you to leave this car. We don't serve your kind here. 1.0000 0.08006 13 13 0 0
4720 John has just updated his status. He is at the barbeque with Sally, and the cook is flipping his burger ... Now. 1.0000 0.08704 12 12 0 0
4721 ...23d Street, right red center; 34th Street reddish pink; 42 Street hint of pink and 59th Street well done and , sorry, I can't take it back. 1.0000 0.08704 12 12 0 0
4722 Metro Grillman to the rescue. 1.0000 0.08006 13 13 0 0
4723 What??? You were expecting subway? 1.0000 0.08704 12 12 0 0
4724 I hope to buy my own food truck, called "Charlie's" 1.0000 0.08006 13 13 0 0
4725 My condo association doesn't allow outdoor barbecuing. 1.0000 0.08006 13 13 0 0
4726 How do you want it cooked? Your kid getting into Horace Mann for nursery school, the Jets ending the season 8-8, or getting a cab in a downpour? 1.0000 0.08704 12 12 0 0
4727 I don't have any buns . 1.0000 0.08006 13 13 0 0
4728 If you prefer I could kick you in the face. 1.0000 0.08704 12 12 0 0
4729 You got any turkey burgers over there? 1.0000 0.08006 13 13 0 0
4730 This is weekends only, until my patio is repaired 1.0000 0.08006 13 13 0 0
4731 I thought to myself, “What if I could combine a food truck and a pop up restaurant? Nobody’s doing that yet!” 1.0000 0.07412 14 14 0 0
4732 Believe me, this is an outstanding lunch. 1.0000 0.08704 12 12 0 0
4733 Sorry, I only serve franks on the F train. 1.0000 0.08006 13 13 0 0
4734 The tracks go throught my backyard. 1.0000 0.08006 13 13 0 0
4735 You were expecting a foot long or six inch Subway sandwich? 1.0000 0.08006 13 13 0 0
4736 Your money helps fund my buy-in for tonight's poker game. 1.0000 0.07412 14 14 0 0
4737 Try it ! 1.0000 0.08006 13 13 0 0
4738 My HOA forbids open flame grills. 1.0000 0.08704 12 12 0 0
4739 This subway advertisements just keep getting more realistic. 1.0000 0.07412 14 14 0 0
4740 What stop you guys get off? 1.0000 0.07412 14 14 0 0
4741 Anyone for some commuter's barbecue? 1.0000 0.08704 12 12 0 0
4742 ...Hot town, summer in the city, back of my neck getting dirty and gritty -- hey, whatta you lookin at, buddy? You lookin at me? 1.0000 0.08704 12 12 0 0
4743 Where have you been.? I can do anything I want, anywhere I want , Civilization , no longer exists.! And I can say anything I want, but, you can't!!!! 1.0000 0.08006 13 13 0 0
4744 Hello, I am your evening train nibbles chef. 1.0000 0.08006 13 13 0 0
4745 You must be new here. 1.0000 0.08006 13 13 0 0
4746 I don't know what you're looking at. The signs just mention eating. 1.0000 0.08006 13 13 0 0
4747 How do you like it? Next stop, two stops... 1.0000 0.08006 13 13 0 0
4748 Do you want your cell medium or well done? 1.0000 0.08704 12 12 0 0
4749 I know that it is rare. 1.0000 0.08006 13 13 0 0
4750 Don't worry, it's a smokeless grill. 1.0000 0.08704 12 12 0 0
4751 Oakland, man. No permit required. 1.0000 0.08006 13 13 0 0
4752 I guess you'd say I'm semi-retired 1.0000 0.08006 13 13 0 0
4753 At?... Oh, I thought you said you wanted to eat ON Subway. 1.0000 0.08006 13 13 0 0
4754 I wanted the best barbecue in all of New York City 1.0000 0.08006 13 13 0 0
4755 Come on, have a bite, we all multi-task 1.0000 0.08006 13 13 0 0
4756 Other people stare at their shoes. I like to grill on my commute. So what? 1.0000 0.08006 13 13 0 0
4757 Step right up and be a part of De Blasio's new plan to fight homelessness: Cash to Ash, where we turn your old cash into fresh ash. 1.0000 0.08704 12 12 0 0
4758 Well, nothing says 'Share' on my menu. 1.0000 0.08704 12 12 0 0
4759 Do you get your food business marketing ideas from Putin? 1.0000 0.08006 13 13 0 0
4760 Well I think you should get your big fancy laws and your big fancy government out of the public transit system. 1.0000 0.08704 12 12 0 0
4761 This IS my back porch. 1.0000 0.08006 13 13 0 0
4762 These burgers are great--if you survive the carbon monoxide build-up. 1.0000 0.08704 12 12 0 0
4763 The BRBQ train. 1.0000 0.08006 13 13 0 0
4764 Grillin' myself a consolation burger now that the supreme court is toast. Get it? No but seriously, we voted in a fuckclown and now guns, theocracy and fascism will destroy us all. 1.0000 0.08006 13 13 0 0
4765 No smoking? That's just for cigarettes, not for gourmet cooking. 1.0000 0.08006 13 13 0 0
4766 Food trucks are so last year. 1.0000 0.08704 12 12 0 0
4767 Si’ Senor, ICE does not travel on the Metro. 1.0000 0.07412 14 14 0 0
4768 Food Truck is in the shop, and I'm late 1.0000 0.08704 12 12 0 0
4769 After the Jared controversy I have to work at this Subway 1.0000 0.08006 13 13 0 0
4770 I turn them at 72nd Street so that they’ll be done when we get to Times Square. 1.0000 0.08006 13 13 0 0
4771 I’m learning how to be a dad in the city. 1.0000 0.08006 13 13 0 0
4772 First time seeing a rat in the subway? 1.0000 0.08006 13 13 0 0
4773 The trains used to have dining cars. 1.0000 0.08006 13 13 0 0
4774 Did you hear they're going to reboot 'Murphy Brown'?​ 1.0000 0.08704 12 12 0 0
4775 Get outta my grill buddy. 1.0000 0.08006 13 13 0 0
4776 Well, this is authentic Subway. 1.0000 0.08006 13 13 0 0
4777 Overcooked the books. 1.0000 0.08006 13 13 0 0
4778 You expect s'mores? 1.0000 0.08006 13 13 0 0
4779 It's actually NOT illegal, as long as I don't spit or play loud music. 1.0000 0.08006 13 13 0 0
4780 My cell broke, can I watch the game on yours. 1.0000 0.08704 12 12 0 0
4781 If your stop is next, I can hold this until tomorrow. 1.0000 0.08704 12 12 0 0
4782 The danger is third degree burns, not second hand smoke. 1.0000 0.08006 13 13 0 0
4783 You get steak au poivre on the uptown train. 1.0000 0.08704 12 12 0 0
4784 It's my mobile, just you can't stare at it for long. 1.0000 0.08006 13 13 0 0
4785 I’d like to make the most of my time off work. 1.0000 0.08704 12 12 0 0
4786 I"m from Subway. It's the barbecue special. 1.0000 0.08006 13 13 0 0
4787 When the cops caught me lighting this fire they gave me a terrible grilling 1.0000 0.08704 12 12 0 0
4788 You really have to appreciate a good burger to jump the turnstyle with your grill. 1.0000 0.08006 13 13 0 0
4789 You can only have it well done if you don’t get off before 72nd Street. 1.0000 0.08704 12 12 0 0
4790 Corn hole is in the next car. 1.0000 0.08704 12 12 0 0
4791 It's take-out only as there is no gambling, no loud music and no eating on the train. 1.0000 0.08704 12 12 0 0
4792 Not subway. Food truck. 1.0000 0.06901 15 15 0 0
4793 This is a new line--the BBQ. 1.0000 0.08006 13 13 0 0
4794 North Korean cuisine. Subway dawg 1.0000 0.08704 12 12 0 0
4795 For $5 I’ll show you my permit. 1.0000 0.08006 13 13 0 0
4796 I miss the suburban lifestyle. 1.0000 0.08704 12 12 0 0
4797 You might reconsider the beer and burger. You're on a New York City train. 1.0000 0.08006 13 13 0 0
4798 You want a French fry with that? 1.0000 0.08704 12 12 0 0
4799 New business concept. I thought I'd bring the q to the train rather than the train bringing customers to the q.... 1.0000 0.08704 12 12 0 0
4800 If you wanted a dining car you should have bought a first class ticket 1.0000 0.08006 13 13 0 0
4801 I couldn’t get a food truck license. 1.0000 0.08006 13 13 0 0
4802 Better than Uber Eats . . . Cooked on the spot . . . Tuber Eats. 1.0000 0.08704 12 12 0 0
4803 Unfortunately, "Subway" is already trademarked. 1.0000 0.08704 12 12 0 0
4804 What’s wrong with your face? 1.0000 0.08006 13 13 0 0
4805 What? I always tailgate during the subway series. 1.0000 0.08006 13 13 0 0
4806 I can give you medium rare by your nest stop or well done at Broadway. 1.0000 0.08704 12 12 0 0
4807 I don't intend to spend MY summer staring at a phone. 1.0000 0.08006 13 13 0 0
4808 What, I'm tired of sub sandwiches. 1.0000 0.08006 13 13 0 0
4809 whadda you lookin at ? 1.0000 0.08006 13 13 0 0
4810 The rule is "Do not consume food or liquids while riding on the subway." 1.0000 0.08704 12 12 0 0
4811 The name's Slake. Welcome to Limbo. This is my patio. 1.0000 0.08006 13 13 0 0
4812 Would you like to burn a track? 1.0000 0.08006 13 13 0 0
4813 Marinated with homeless sweat followed by a handrail dirt rub. 1.0000 0.08704 12 12 0 0
4814 Excuse me- is this the B/B/Q train? 1.0000 0.08704 12 12 0 0
4815 This is the closest I could get to a Trolly Car Diner. 1.0000 0.08704 12 12 0 0
4816 I don't see why I have to wait until the weekend 1.0000 0.08006 13 13 0 0
4817 I'm hoping to start a reality TV show 1.0000 0.08006 13 13 0 0
4818 It's the original subway sandwich. 1.0000 0.08006 13 13 0 0
4819 Just because I'm homeless, I'm not giving everything up. 1.0000 0.08704 12 12 0 0
4820 I can't afford the Food Cart Vendor License fee. 1.0000 0.08006 13 13 0 0
4821 Mind if I smoke? 1.0000 0.08006 13 13 0 0
4822 Eat Fresh 1.0000 0.08704 12 12 0 0
4823 Why am I grilling burgers on the Shuttle? They're the perfect cook time. 1.0000 0.08006 13 13 0 0
4824 My bar-be-que is made fresh, hot, delicious, and it's ready to go. 1.0000 0.08704 12 12 0 0
4825 Nice to see you guys finally improved your delivery service. Nobody likes cold hamburgers. 1.0000 0.08006 13 13 0 0
4826 After earning my BA, I landed a great job in Corporate America. I earn half pay for half a day, and they don't care which twelve hours I choose. Plus I enjoy this monthly staycation on my way to work! 1.0000 0.08704 12 12 0 0
4827 Der’s an accident on da main line. We’s gonna be here a while.” 1.0000 0.08006 13 13 0 0
4828 What are you staring at? Haven't you ever seen anyone make a hamburger before? 1.0000 0.07412 14 14 0 0
4829 'Actually, I work at home. This is a great way to network with like minded carnivores.' 1.0000 0.08704 12 12 0 0
4830 Hey buddy, any help for my business, Beggar's Burgers? 1.0000 0.08006 13 13 0 0
4831 They didn't tell you this is the Impossible Burger car? 1.0000 0.08704 12 12 0 0
4832 I find that I'm more cognizant of my surroundings than I was when I spent my time on my smartphone. 1.0000 0.08006 13 13 0 0
4833 For this delay, you can even get it well done. 1.0000 0.08006 13 13 0 0
4834 Please simmer down over there. 1.0000 0.08006 13 13 0 0
4835 It's pizza stuffed rat. A subway specialty. 1.0000 0.07412 14 14 0 0
4836 Yup, thanks to folks like you, finding fuel for these newspaper grills isn’t getting any easier 1.0000 0.08006 13 13 0 0
4837 They might say they're cutting red tape, but it was hell getting the permit. 1.0000 0.08006 13 13 0 0
4838 If you want it well-done, you need to take the local. 1.0000 0.08704 12 12 0 0
4839 Say, you don't happen to work for the Trump Administration, do you? 1.0000 0.08006 13 13 0 0
4840 I'm a white guy in America... I can do whatever I want. Cops shoot unarmed black men; I have a charcoal grill on the IRT. Give me five minutes, and I'll call in the strippers. 1.0000 0.08704 12 12 0 0
4841 The subway ain’t no picnic for me either these days. 1.0000 0.07412 14 14 0 0
4842 Can you believe those guys BBQ-ing at the lake? 1.0000 0.08006 13 13 0 0
4843 I take the B to the Q to the BBQ. Burger? 1.0000 0.08704 12 12 0 0
4844 You might want to take a deep breath, the blackening process can be a little intense. 1.0000 0.08704 12 12 0 0
4845 No onions, no problem. 1.0000 0.08006 13 13 0 0
4846 Hey, isn't this better than the time the sub sandwich pulled into the station? 1.0000 0.08704 12 12 0 0
4847 Trevor's confidence in his Anglo-Saxon heritage wavered only slightly. 1.0000 0.08704 12 12 0 0
4848 It's gluten free, vegan and loaded with fiber. 1.0000 0.08704 12 12 0 0
4849 It's sure heating up! 1.0000 0.08006 13 13 0 0
4850 Beats grilling in traffic. 1.0000 0.08704 12 12 0 0
4851 It’s cheaper than getting a street vendor permit 1.0000 0.07412 14 14 0 0
4852 I got elbow room in my benefits package. 1.0000 0.08704 12 12 0 0
4853 Violating the Prime Directive: No Eye Contact! 1.0000 0.08006 13 13 0 0
4854 The first and most important thing, OK, is to get fresh duck..... 1.0000 0.08704 12 12 0 0
4855 Did you say oy vey? 1.0000 0.08704 12 12 0 0
4856 No, this isn’t for Transportation Alternatives; I’m tailgating for the Yankees game-I’ll get there when they do, in the next couple of days. 1.0000 0.08006 13 13 0 0
4857 When my girlfriend kicked me out, she said I take all the oxygen out of a room. 1.0000 0.08704 12 12 0 0
4858 The Mrs. doesn't like the smoke. 1.0000 0.08704 12 12 0 0
4859 Don't worry, it'll be medium rare by 72nd Street. 1.0000 0.07412 14 14 0 0
4860 My wife was going out, so I told her I'd get dinner on my way home. 1.0000 0.08704 12 12 0 0
4861 Give me an "A" and I'll blow you. 1.0000 0.08704 12 12 0 0
4862 The commute is a killer, but it’s all in a day’s work for professionals like us, right? 1.0000 0.08006 13 13 0 0
4863 If you're not up for hamburgers, go Subway next time. 1.0000 0.08006 13 13 0 0
4864 Hot Meals on Wheels - I deliver. 1.0000 0.08006 13 13 0 0
4865 Yeah, it’s a burner. And stop staring. Your face might get stuck that way, pal. 1.0000 0.08006 13 13 0 0
4866 Hell yeah, man, I am balls deep in the Grillmaster lifestyle. I’ll grill anything, anywhere. Last week, I tried to grill my son’s baby teeth at Mass. The priest kicked me out, absolute bastard. 1.0000 0.08704 12 12 0 0
4867 Yeah, I know, busking ain't what it used to be. 1.0000 0.08006 13 13 0 0
4868 cooking up the sweetest thing that's why it says s 1.0000 0.08704 12 12 0 0
4869 Surely you jest! That's not enough. 1.0000 0.08006 13 13 0 0
4870 This is the IRT bud, not the DC Metro. 1.0000 0.08704 12 12 0 0
4871 It beats Subway's. 1.0000 0.08006 13 13 0 0
4872 Rare will be ready by 34th street. medium by 42nd street. If you want well done, get off at either stop and switch to the Local. 1.0000 0.08704 12 12 0 0
4873 New Subway Snacks! 1.0000 0.08704 12 12 0 0
4874 The broker called it a "shared kitchen." 1.0000 0.08006 13 13 0 0
4875 Only in New York, now I've really seen everything! 1.0000 0.08704 12 12 0 0
4876 Yes, I bought the Subway franchise 1.0000 0.08704 12 12 0 0
4877 Eat! Or I'll burn the train down! 1.0000 0.08006 13 13 0 0
4878 With the subway hamburger app of course. 1.0000 0.08006 13 13 0 0
4879 rare, medium or well done. Depends where you get off" 1.0000 0.08704 12 12 0 0
4880 Sure gets lonely tailgating when taking the train to the game. 1.0000 0.08704 12 12 0 0
4881 Who has time to stop for breakfast! 1.0000 0.08704 12 12 0 0
4882 What?! I’m not manspreading OR mansplaining. 1.0000 0.08006 13 13 0 0